there's somebody loitering on my office desk. every morning for the past few weeks, the top panel of my low wall partition is messed with dark yellowish greasy discusting thing. i asked auntie, the ultimate office cleaner who the hell is doing it and her expert conclusion, a lizard. she asked me if i always leave some food leftovers on my desk, and i said no. and how about your coffee mug? errrrr, what about my coffee mug? do you wash it before you leave the office, of course ye....ahhh no, sometimes:) so that's the problem, we do have a caffeine addict here and it transformed my desk into some starbucks for lizards. it even have the guts to turn me his personal barista and shared with my coffee mug, pweh!!!
Tanong sa kin ng wife ko - Ano bang masarap sa alak, ambaho-baho ng amoy, gustong-gusto nyo? Paggising nyo pa, sakit sa ulo ng hang-over. Ang masarap sa alak, hindi yung alak, yung kwentuhan habang tumatagay, yung laugh trip, music trip at kung may ka-table, mas lalong ok, heheh. Ang karaniwang dialogue ng magbabarkada - "Pare, inom tayo, may problema ko eh." Aktwali, di naman gamot yung alak sa problema, yung pag-uusap habang nainom ang habol ng may problema. Mas madali kasi sa lalake ang maglabas ng problema kung nakainom. Heto ang sampol ng usapang mag-barkada habang nainom: Barkada 1: Pare, bigat ng problema ko(tungga at malungkot ang mukha) Barkada 2: Bakit Pare, tungkol ba sa syota mo, sa pamilya ba o sa trabaho???