All I need to do now is find a girl to have my baby. It's perfectly simple. I'll just pick some random girl at the mall and tell her this, "Hi, ako si Abad. bubuntisin kita, k?" Come on! Who would turn me down? I'm tall, quite moneyed, I could pass as ok-looking if you're drunk, and if you're totally wasted, I could even pass as good looking (probably not), I shower everyday or at least whenever I have classes and if you have low expectations, I could even be good in bed. If you could picture me in bed doing it and not puke inside your mouth a little, give me a call. If you really are picturing me doing it, good luck trying to get that image out of your head.
Nagawa ko na 'to dati sa RP sa Ermita. Kinuha ko lahat ng leaflets ng Burger King sa Dapitan (na bookstore na ngayon. Mas kailangan ng burgers ng mga estudyante kaysa sa libro mga sira!) saka ko binaon sa RP. Naalala ko pa ang excitement ko noon. Mabilis kong naubos ang mga leaflets kahit pa may ilang tumangging tanggapin ang pinamimigay ko. Kung sa palagay niyong hindi pa kayo nakakasubok ng rejection ay subukan ninyong magpamigay ng leaflets. Pangalawang pangarap ko naman dati ay ang maging elevator operator.