I swear on my own life, that Obama's Birth Certificate, published on the website of the White House, is not fake, and that ukulele is officially allowed to serve as local registrar in Hawaii, like my name was Pitrys. CIA Director
Sumusumpa ako sa aking sariling buhay, Na Birth Certificate ng Obama, na-publish sa website ng White House, ay hindi pekeng, at yukulele Iyon ay opisyal na pinapayagan upang magsilbi bilang lokal na registrar sa Hawaii, tulad ng aking pangalan ay Pitrys. CIA Director