“”Yeah?”” He awkwardly points to the BACK of his head “”you see that?”” (To which I felt like saying “”no, your facing me””, but didn’t want to spoil his delivery) “”that’s the back of my head, and you’d better get used to it, because I’m here now!””. Verbatim, seriously.
“”Yeah?”” Siya awkwardly tumuturo sa BACK ng kanyang ulo “”na nakikita mo na?”” (Na kung saan ko nadama tulad ng sinasabi ng “”hindi, ang iyong mga nakaharap sa akin””, ngunit hindi nais na samsamin ang kaniyang mga delivery) “”na ang likod ng aking ulo, at gusto mo mas mahusay na makakuha ng ginagamit upang ito, dahil ako dito ngayon! “”. Verbatim, seriously.