All I need to do now is find a girl to have my baby. It's perfectly simple. I'll just pick some random girl at the mall and tell her this, "Hi, ako si Abad. bubuntisin kita, k?" Come on! Who would turn me down? I'm tall, quite moneyed, I could pass as ok-looking if you're drunk, and if you're totally wasted, I could even pass as good looking (probably not), I shower everyday or at least whenever I have classes and if you have low expectations, I could even be good in bed. If you could picture me in bed doing it and not puke inside your mouth a little, give me a call. If you really are picturing me doing it, good luck trying to get that image out of your head.
Ang paborito kong bersyon nun ay yung tinext ng kaibigan ng kaibigan ko na namangha siguro sa pangalan ko kaya ako tinext ng "Abad. bad dog. Sit! Play dead!" kahit hindi naman kami magkakilala. Nang gumawa ng ingay ang TV ad ng mountain dew ay napalitan naman ito ng "Abad? A bad cheetah." Pero hindi mawawala diyan ang pinaka paborito ng lahat, ang "Abad? Jose Abad Santos." Tama, ang pangalan ko ay nakatatak sa lahat ng isang libong perang papel ng Pilipinas at sa likod ng mga Catleya notebook. Siguro naman ay alam mo na ang naging sikat na hirit sa pangalan ko ng sumikat ang kantang Bad day .