# Get Rich Real Slowly

_Cross-posted from [Putanumonit](https://putanumonit.com/2019/06/03/get-rich-real-slowly/)._

Some of you have read _[Get Rich Slowly](https://putanumonit.com/2017/02/10/get-rich-slowly/)_ and thought: no, this is not slow enough. The dizzying pace of 6-7% annual return is too much. You want more safety and less volatility, something towards the bottom-left corner of the [efficient frontier](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnAbsNN3SbA).

![](https://putanumonit.files.wordpress.com/2019/06/efficient-frontier.jpg?w=900)

Concrete example: you have $10,000 today, and you may want to spend them sometime in the next 2-3 years on a car, a [mini-retirement](https://www.moneyunder30.com/how-to-take-a-mini-retirement-and-why-you-should), or just an emergency. You would like there to be more than $10,000 when you need the money, but what you really want is to be confident that there wouldn’t be any less than that. Emerging market stock index funds can turn $10,000 to $15,000 in two years, or to $6,000. You just want there to be $10,500.

This post will briefly cover the basics of low-risk-low-return saving, with general principles and particular examples. With apologies to my international readers, the examples are all USA-specific. The general approach, however, should be easily transferrable – and you’ll know what scams to watch out for.

“Risk-free” rate
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The benchmark for the return rate on low-risk investments is the federal funds rate, which is currently set by the Federal Reserve at 2.5% [^1]. This is the rate at which big institutional banks borrow dollars [^2] from each other and from the central bank overnight. This number also tracks very closely the rate at which the [US government borrows money](https://www.stlouisfed.org/on-the-economy/2017/october/increases-fed-funds-rate-impact-other-interest-rates) for one year.

![](https://putanumonit.files.wordpress.com/2019/05/fed-funds-treasury.png)

The chance of any bank going bankrupt overnight or the US government defaulting on its debt within 1 year are both very close to zero, which is why the federal funds rate is often referred to as the “risk-free rate of return”. Of course, nothing is ever truly risk-free when finance is concerned. “Risk-free” is a euphemism for “this won’t blow up unless the entire rest of the financial system blows up as well, and at that point, you should care about your stocks canned food more than about your dollar savings.”

So, big banks can borrow and lend “safely” at 2.5%. Let’s see what normal schlubs like us can get when we go to the big banks ourselves.

Checking and Savings Accounts
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There are roughly 70,000 retail bank branches in the United States. A third of them belong to the biggest 5 retail banks: Wells Fargo, JP Morgan Chase, Bank of America, US Bank, and PNC. Either one would be happy to open you a checking account – a simple account where your money is insured by the government, accessible from any ATM and online, and earns 0% interest.

When the bank sees that your pockets are bulging with 100 Benjamins, they will offer to open you a savings account as well. Savings accounts usually have limitations such as a minimum balance needed to open, a cap on monthly transfers, and fees. On the plus side, your money will earn an astonishing interest rate of… [0.03%](https://www.bankofamerica.com/deposits/savings/savings-accounts/).

![](https://putanumonit.files.wordpress.com/2019/06/bofa-savings.png?w=900)

That’s right, at the end of two years in a Bank of America savings account your $10,000 will accrue six whole dollars! If you reach the Platinum Honors Tier, which requires an endless amount of bureaucratic hoops to jump through and also sacrificing your firstborn to [Mammon the prince of Hell](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classification_of_demons#Binsfeld.27s_classification_of_demons), they will toss in an extra $6 and a lollipop.

And then, they’ll charge you $192 in monthly service fees.

**Actual rate of return:** _negative_ 2%.

**Scam meter:** totally a scam.

Certificates of Deposit at Big Banks
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0.03% interest will double your money in a mere 2,310 years, not counting taxes. If that’s a bit too slow, banks will offer you a [certificate of deposit](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/certificateofdeposit.asp), or CD. CDs offer a higher rate of return in exchange for placing more limits on your money. CDs have a set maturity date and withdrawing money prior to that date incurs a penalty. In the few places I’ve checked, the penalty is about a quarter of the total interest that would be earned for the full term.

CD rates at the big banks vary from 0.1% at Bank of America to 2% at Wells Fargo if you lock the money down for two years. So $10k in a Wells Fargo CD will turn into $10,201 after two years, or $10,050 if the money is withdrawn after one year: $100 of interest minus $50 in early withdrawal penalty.

There may also be fees associated, and interest on CDs is taxed as income. Marginal income tax rates are between 22%-37% for Americans earning $38,000 or more, so even in the best case scenario a two year CD will only net $201 * (1-.22) = $157.

**Actual rate of return: **0-1.5%.

**Scam meter:** only a bit of a scam.

Savings Accounts and CDs at New Banks
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Nerdwallet has [a list of rates](https://www.nerdwallet.com/rates?active_offers=true&bank_type=bank&bank_type=internet_bank&deposit_minimum=10000&display_page=TOOLS&length_of_term=720&min_ratings&page=1&sort_key=apy&sort_order=desc&sub_product_type=CD&sub_product_type=CHECKING&sub_product_type=MONEY_MARKET&sub_product_type=SAVINGS&zip_code=94103) offered on CDs and savings accounts at various institutions. The bigger established banks are clustered towards the end of the list, while the top of it is populated by smaller, newer, and online-only banks looking to aggressively grow their customer base. Some of these banks offer 2% on savings accounts and 2.6-2.7% on CDs. If you think there’s a chance you may need the money before the CD matures, the two options are probably equivalent in terms of expectancy.

In any case, if you want a high-yield account with a bank it makes sense to shop around for a young bank desperate for love, not one of the old fat cats.

**Actual rate of return:** 1.5-2% after tax.

**Scam meter:** barely a scam at all.

CD Secured Loans
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If you do open a CD, and especially if you ask about withdrawing the money early, the bank will start marketing to you a miraculous financial product called a CD secured loan. Are you cynical enough to guess what that is?

The bank, via a well-dressed “relationship technician” or a brochure with glossy print, will inform you that while normal bank loans have an interest rate of 10-12%, you can get a loan at interest rates of just 4-8% as long as it’s fully secured by your CD. In case it’s not clear: the bank will give _your own money_ back to you, with _zero_ risk to the bank itself (since the loan is fully collateralized), while charging you 2-6% interest for the pleasure.

And if you ask why on Earth you would pay 6% interest on your own money when you can just withdraw it and pay 0% at worst, the bank will tell you about the wonders it will do for your credit score [^3]. At this point I recommend shouting _“Begone, demon!”_ at the top of your lungs and running out of the bank branch while your soul is still intact.

**Actual rate of return:** _negative_ 6%.

**Scam meter:** Shameless and disgusting scam. I wrote 5,500 words [defending the finance industry](https://putanumonit.com/2018/12/14/defense-of-finance/) but then added a caveat: finance turns bad when it [collides with the astounding financial illiteracy](https://putanumonit.com/2019/01/01/finance-followups/#turkeys) of the average American. CD secured loans are as bad an example of this as I know. It’s a financial product designed solely for people who are easily persuadable, financially ignorant, and flunked middle school math.

Index Funds
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By and large, the best tool for low-yield investments is the same as the best tool for high-yield investments: index funds. Instead of lending money to a single bank, bond ETFs (exchange traded funds, the easiest way to invest in indices) allow you to buy pieces of loans to the US government and other low-risk institutions.

Because of their equity-like structure, the value of ETFs is a bit more volatile day-to-day but on a scale of a year or more bond ETFs basically replicate the yield of the underlying bonds. If an ETF just keeps buying treasuries that have 2% yield, the ETF will inevitably yield 2%. More importantly, ETF gains are taxed at the capital gains tax rate (15% if held for more than one year) instead of as income tax (22%-37%).

Two great options are Vanguard’s money market fund, [VMFXX](https://investor.vanguard.com/mutual-funds/profile/portfolio/vmfxx), and bond fund, [VBMFX](https://investor.vanguard.com/mutual-funds/profile/portfolio/vbmfx). VMFXX holds short-term US government treasuries and bank repos, with an expected yield of around 2-2.5%. VBMFX holds two-thirds long-term US treasuries and one-third corporate bonds. The expected return is around 3% today, but the average maturity of the bonds is 8 years which can lead to some short-term divergence between the ETF return and the bond yield if interest rates change.

**Actual rate of return:** 2-2.5% after taxes and Vanguard’s tiny fees (0-0.15%).

**Scam meter:** Basically, everything Vanguard does is the opposite of a scam. RIP [Jack Bogle](https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/14/jack-bogle-founder-of-vanguard-group-and-creator-of-the-index-fund-dies-at-age-89.html), the trillion-dollar real-life Robin Hood.

Wealthfront
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Investing is a story of trade-offs. High-returns, low volatility, low tail-risk, flexible access to money – you have to pick some and compromise on the others. You can’t have a return higher than the federal funds rate, zero volatility, FDIC insurance, and no-limit access to your cash at any time.

Oh, wait, [you totally can with Wealthfront](https://www.wealthfront.com/cash).

The Wealthfront cash account offers 2.51% return with no fees, FDIC insurance up to $1,000,000, and unlimited free transfers. I swear they’re not paying me to recommend them (although I do get a small bonus if you [use my referral link](http://wlth.fr/1CuZ1ZZ)). I just researched financial brochures for several hours, and then Wealthfront just turned out to be better than every single bank on practically all parameters.

I’m not entirely sure why this is the case. It could be that Wealthfront just has much lower costs, being a small startup with no physical branches or fancy investment managers with MBAs. Perhaps they’re eating through some VC money in the hunt for market share growth. And perhaps, the number of Americans who can actually do the math and figure out the best deal is so small that every big bank would rather spend money on marketing to idiots than on paying their customers actual interest on deposits.

My goal to expand the number of the financially literate, one blog post at a time.

[^1]: All rates in this post are in annualized terms, so 2.5% means 2.5%-a-year.

[^2]: Other currencies have different rates set by their respective central banks.

[^3]: The credit score system is itself a meta-scam. It’s a way for financial institutions to sucker you into paying interest on debt, which is good for them and bad for you. You can build up an OK credit score by doing sensible things like opening a few good credit cards and paying them off every month with no interest. But then, once you’re emotionally invested in the system, the only way to improve your score is to take on debt with interest.

    Spoiler alert: the way to pay less interest is to pay less interest, not to pay _more_ interest in order to “build up your credit score”.