Footlong Hot Dog & Wiener Bun Halloween Costume - Unisex Men Women Sausage Suit
Category: AMAZON FASHION
Categories: Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry > Costumes & Accessories > Men > Costumes & Cosplay Apparel > Costumes
Store: Hauntlook
Average rating: 4.5 (195 ratings)
Features:
Polyester
Hand Wash Only
HOT DIGGITY DOG: Don't be a weiner, be a hotdog in this Footlong Hotdog adult unisex costume
SHOW OFF YOUR BUNS: Includes a full hot dog body suit, grilled to perfection and finished with delectable mustard! It's a suit you'll truly relish for many nights to come!
IN THE BALLPARK: Great for Halloween costumes, theme parties, role playing, dress up, and cosplay. Take it to the ballpark or stadium, college parties, and mascot usage
KOSHER-ISH: Made from 100% polyester. Resists wrinkly buns and shrinking weiners
GRILL WITH SKILL: Hand wash cold, hang dry. Do not iron or bleach. One size fits most

Questions for the PhilosophersIs it okay to eat a hot dog that was cooked by a guy in a hot dog costume? (Yes) Is it a form of cannibalism? (Yes) Is this costume made of meat? (No) Do normal people wear this costume (No) Can you help me with my homework? (Sure, whatcha got?) I need to write an essay on the themes of To Kill a Mockingbird. (Easy. DM me.) Is this costume flammable? (Yes. It's polyester, baby. Don't stand too close to the grill.) Is it comfortable? (Look, it's a hot dog costume. Whaddya want?) Ok now what? This unisex hot dog costume was made with 100% polyester, no bullsh** materials. Caught in a dark and and gnarly night? Hand wash your greasy sausage casing and hang it out to dry. To prevent colors from bleeding, avoid bleaching or ironing this attire. Follow the size chart for a hella good fit.