Platformer Stereotypes

Instructions: So, you take your finger, you put it on your mouse, you open your eyes, you drag your mouse pointer to the green flag over there, you use your finger muscles, you click, you sit back, you watch, you heart and star if you want. Simple.\nI feel like I'm doing a lipstick ad with the "simple" rn .-.

@Stage\n\n@Sprite1\n\nwhen flag clicked\ngo to x: (0) y: (0)\nshow\nclear graphic effects\nswitch costume to (costume1 v)\nset size to (100) %\nstart sound [Suspense Music v]\nrepeat (100)\n    change size by (.1)\nend\nswitch costume to (costume2 v)\nset size to (100) %\nrepeat (100)\n    change size by (.1)\nend\nstop all sounds\nswitch costume to (costume3 v)\nstart sound [Music to Delight v]\nwait (2) seconds\nset size to (100) %\nswitch costume to (costume4 v)\nwait (2) seconds\nstop all sounds\nstart sound [Crunch v]\nswitch costume to (costume5 v)\nwait (1) seconds\nstart sound [Low Whoosh v]\nrepeat (9)\n    next costume\nend\nwait (.5) seconds\nstart sound [Low Whoosh v]\nrepeat (8)\n    next costume\nend\nstart sound [ANGELS SINGING \(MEME\)\(SOUND EFFECT\)\(non copyright\) v]\nwait (2) seconds\nstop all sounds\nstart sound [record scratch v]\nwait (1.5) seconds\nswitch costume to (costume23 v)\nstart sound [SCREAM v]\nwait (1) seconds\nrepeat (20)\n    next costume\nend\nwait (1) seconds\nstop all sounds\nswitch costume to (bbbeeeeeepppp v)\nplay sound [Censor BEEP Sound EffectTV Error Clip v] until done\nstart sound [Crunch v]\nswitch costume to (costume44 v)\nwait (1) seconds\nstart sound [Low Whoosh v]\nrepeat (8)\n    next costume\nend\nwait (3) seconds\nswitch costume to (bbbeeeeeepppp v)\nplay sound [Censor BEEP Sound EffectTV Error Clip v] until done\nstart sound [Crunch v]\nswitch costume to (costume53 v)\nwait (1) seconds\nstart sound [March of the Spoons v]\nstart sound [Low Whoosh v]\nrepeat (8)\n    next costume\nend\nbroadcast (ebik story v)\n\nwhen I receive [next v]\nswitch costume to (costume62 v)\nplay sound [crickets v] until done\nwait (1) seconds\nstop all sounds\nswitch costume to (bbbeeeeeepppp v)\nplay sound [Censor BEEP Sound EffectTV Error Clip v] until done\nstart sound [Crunch v]\nswitch costume to (costume63 v)\nwait (1) seconds\nswitch costume to (costume64 v)\nbroadcast (ebik story 2 v)\n\nwhen I receive [next 2 v]\nswitch costume to (costume65 v)\nplay sound [crickets v] until done\nwait (1) seconds\nstop all sounds\nswitch costume to (bbbeeeeeepppp v)\nplay sound [Censor BEEP Sound EffectTV Error Clip v] until done\nstart sound [Crunch v]\nswitch costume to (costume66 v)\nwait (1) seconds\nswitch costume to (costume64 v)\nbroadcast (whoo the ebik story trilogy is complete v)\n\nwhen I receive [ayeee the next trilogy too! v]\nswitch costume to (costume67 v)\nwait (.5) seconds\nrepeat (15)\n    next costume\nend\nplay sound [Crunch v] until done\nswitch costume to (costume83 v)\nplay sound [Music to Delight v] until done\n\n@ebik story\n\nwhen flag clicked\nhide\ngo to x: (0) y: (0)\n\nwhen I receive [ebik story v]\nset voice to (tenor v)::tts\nswitch costume to (costume1 v)\nshow\nset [ghost v] effect to (100)\nrepeat (20)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (-5)\nend\nspeak [Once upon a time you had a family and you were happy]::tts\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (10)\nend\nnext costume\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (-10)\nend\nspeak [Then a bad guy came and kidnapped them for no reason]::tts\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (10)\nend\nnext costume\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (-10)\nend\nspeak [But not you because you have plot armor now you are an orphan and sad]::tts\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (10)\nend\nnext costume\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (-10)\nend\nspeak [Now you will go save them even though you have no idea where they are and no way to protect yourself]::tts\nwait (1) seconds\nstop all sounds\nhide\nbroadcast (next v)\n\nwhen I receive [ebik story 2 v]\nset voice to (tenor v)::tts\nswitch costume to (costume13 v)\nshow\nset [ghost v] effect to (100)\nrepeat (20)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (-5)\nend\nspeak [Hello! Today we are going to find the cave power gem! Why? Because!]::tts\nrepeat (9)\n    next costume\nend\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (10)\nend\nnext costume\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (-10)\nend\nspeak [The reason why it's in a cave is because I have to flex my cave art!]::tts\nrepeat (15)\n    next costume\nend\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (10)\nend\nnext costume\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (-10)\nend\nspeak [Oh yeah also there are multiple gems! For sequel purposes, of course]::tts\nrepeat (9)\n    next costume\nend\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (10)\nend\nnext costume\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (-10)\nend\nspeak [WOWO WOWOW WOW WO WOWOW WOW OMG OMG OGM OMG THERE ARE SPIKES?!?!?!]::tts\nwait (1) seconds\nstop all sounds\nhide\nbroadcast (next 2 v)\n\nwhen I receive [whoo the ebik story trilogy is complete v]\nset voice to (tenor v)::tts\nswitch costume to (costume5 v)\nshow\nset [ghost v] effect to (100)\nrepeat (20)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (-5)\nend\nspeak [One day you were in the woods then you got lost]::tts\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (10)\nend\nnext costume\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (-10)\nend\nspeak [Now you must find your way back home even though you are lost and have no idea where you are]::tts\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (10)\nend\nnext costume\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (-10)\nend\nspeak [You picked a random direction to start walking in and started moving without question]::tts\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (10)\nend\nnext costume\nrepeat (10)\n    change [ghost v] effect by (-10)\nend\nspeak [Coincidentally this path leads straight to your front door and also has spikes]::tts\nwait (1) seconds\nstop all sounds\nswitch costume to (costume50 v)\nspeak [meanwhile at your house]::tts\nwait (1) seconds\nrepeat (5)\n    next costume\n    play sound [crickets v] until done\nend\nwait (1) seconds\nhide\nbroadcast (ayeee the next trilogy too! v)\n\n@Sprite2\n\nwhen flag clicked\ngo to x: (0) y: (0)\nshow\nset [ghost v] effect to (100)\nforever\n    go to [front v] layer\nend\n\n