bully is a 2001 american psychological crime drama film directed by larry clark , and starring brad renfro , bijou phillips , rachel miner , michael pitt , leo fitzpatrick , kelli garner , and nick stahl .

based on the 1993 murder of bobby kent , the plot follows several young adults in south florida who enact a murder plot against a mutual friend who has emotionally , physically and sexually abused them for years .

the screenplay was written by david mckenna ( under the pseudonym zachary long ) and roger pullis , who adapted the book bully : a true story of high school revenge by jim schutze .

the film was released in the united states on june 15 , 2001 , and met with mixed critical responses , though many critics noted the film 's disturbing and straightforward handling of youth crime and murder .

bully ( 2001 film )

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bully ( larry clark , 2001 , us  115 minutes , color , 1 . 85 aspect ratio  suspense )
bully hunter : one does have to agree with the characters here , bobby kent was a bully after all .
the 2001 remake of ocean’s eleven , starring george clooney and a bunch of his mates .
thoughts on larry clark ? ( kids , bully , etc . ) just watched bully ( 2001 ) and was blown away . almost all the backlash towards him seems to be for the content of his films rather than their quality
bully is a 2001 drama film directed by larry clark , based off the true crime novel bully : a true story of high school revenge by jim schutze . the film is very loosely based upon the real life murder of bobby kent , a notorious bully and jerk who was murdered by his so - called friends , who got sick and tired of his abusive treatment of them .
thoughts on larry clark ? ( kids , bully , etc . ) just watched bully ( 2001 ) and was blown away . almost all the backlash towards him seems to be for the content of his films rather than their quality : truefilm
the film was released on vhs and dvd on november 20 , 2001 . a blu - ray / dvd combo pack was released on october 13 , 2009 .
see more bully [ movie soundtrack ] [ pa ] by various artis . . .
with its lingering shots of naked teenage bodies , bully feels more sordidly exploitative than realistic .
summary : a group of teenagers decide to kill a bully who has been plaguing them .
the karate kid : daniel is the real bully [ j . matthew movies , ep 3 ]
alex is one of the subjects of the documentary
bully ,
directed by lee hirsch .
for comparison with strangers on a train , i recommend larry clark ' s stunning bully ( 2001 ) . like strangers it is all about a murder - with strong homoerotic undercurrents - but bully is based on actual , recent events in florida when a band of rootless , giggling teenagers decide it might be cool to kill the school bully . clark ' s style - all saturated color , jagged editing , and hyper - real performances - could hardly be more different from hitchcock ' s , yet bully is worthy of comparison to strangers on a train .
not to be confused with the 2011 documentary . for the video game also named
bully
, which is unrelated to the films , go here . for the character trope , see the bully .
bully [ movie soundtrack ] [ pa ] by various artists ( cd , . . .
since today is pink shirt day or anti - bullying awareness day , i thought i’d share with you the most powerful film that i have ever seen that tackles the subject . and it tackles it hard . larry clark’s 2001 ‘bully’ is one of the most disturbing and hard to watch movies from my lifetime . but it’s essential .
the international jury of the 7th rome film festival has conferred the golden marc’aurelio for best film to marfa girl by larry clark .
larry clark ' s true - life tale of a savage teen murder brings together the edgiest young stars in film . glenn waldron follows the troubled progress of bully ' s untamed cast
i swear i am pigeonholed into seeing actor nick stahl play the role of the “bully” bobby kent . ever since this film i can’t shake the level of darkness that he gives exhumes .
larry and bret easton ellis discuss making bully , photographing tulsa , controversy as a gateway to success and john cassavetes .
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bully is a 2001 drama film , based on actual events , starring brad renfro , rachel miner , bijou phillips , nick stahl , and michael pitt . the screenplay was written by david mckenna ( under the pseudonym zachary long ) and roger pullis , who adapted the book bully : a true story of high school revenge ( isbn 0 - 380 - 72333 - 6 ) by jim schutze . the story concerns the plot to murder the title character , in revenge for his continual abuse and psychological torture of others .
alice willis : second - degree murder and conspiracy ( forty years imprisonment . reduced on appeal to 17 years in prison . released on parole in 2001 . currently under community supervision for 40 years ) .
i think this film is pretty solid evidence that larry clark is an asshole .
the film will premiere at the festival on tuesday , november 12th at 10pm .
i mean , i’m doing interviews to help the film , and i think they do help the film , so i can’t complain . but it isn’t…it’s… it’s difficult .
bully is a 2001 drama film , based on actual events , starring brad renfro , rachel miner , bijou phillips , nick stahl , and michael pitt . the screenplay was written by david mckenna and roger pullis , who adapted the book bully : a true story of high school revenge by jim schutze . the story concerns the plot to murder the title character , in revenge for his continual abuse and psychological torture of others . the film was directed by larry clark , whose other credits include kids and ken park . the two songs are song for shelter by fatboy slim during the police raid . fatboy slim - talkin bout my baby in the court house
in viewing any firm with dead bodies , and out of control teens my thoughts turned quickly to the film “river’s edge” . but unlike “rivers edge” which bordered more on surreal “bully” is stark , shocking and based on reality .
bully easily stands as one of the more favorite dark cult films ever created . for me it was my first introduction to larry’s work which would of course lead me on to “kids” and “ken park” . though still to this day “ bully ” is by far my favorite clark film . the film if you didn’t know already from looking at it is actually taken from a true story . the extras on the dvd feature profiles of the real teens who are portrayed in the film . but i do suggest watching the film first to get the whole sequence of events and character profiles before looking into the real occurrences .
coitus ensues : happens often enough that several critics derided the film as borderline pornography .
the film was released by universal pictures on november 17 , 2000 . it was the first dr . seuss book to be adapted into a full - length feature film .
the american photographer and director larry clark , guest of honor at the 18th dionysian film days , will accompany a retrospective of his films ( kids , bully , ken park , wassup rockers … ) and marfa girl his latest unreleased film shot in complete independence and the director’s cut version of the smell of us .
bully ( 2001 film ) – cine tonalá / 29 de enero a las 17 . 30 . kids ( 1995 ) – cineteca nacional sala 4 / 30 de enero a las 16 . 30 . dialogo mas proyección de the smell of us – cine tonalá / 31 de enero a las 12 . 00 . wassup rockers ( con el actor de la película thisisnotrevolt ‘s jonathan velasquez también presente ) – cine tonalá / 2 de febero a las 19 . 00 .
of the music in the film , i’d have to say i’m more partial to sam the sham’s “wooly bully , ” which is one of the great party records of all time . and “surfin’ bird . ” an amazing piece , isn’t it ?
bully is an extraordinary , haunting film for many reasons . when i watched it again , just before writing this review , it lost none of its power , but did reveal some of the creative ways in which clark constructed his best work to date . ( his controversial 1995 debut feature , kids , is easily one of the 20 finest pictures i saw from the 1990s . ) bully was written by xachary long and roger pullis , from jim schutze ' s book bully : a true story of high school revenge . it should be noted that bully contains many scenes of extreme emotional and physical violence : since those are clark ' s themes , they never struck me as gratuitous , let alone titillating .
from his early 1960s black - and - white short to feature films such as kids ( 1995 ) , bully ( 2001 ) and ken park ( 2002 ) , larry clark , internationally renowned for his work , translates grant the loss of landmarks and drifts of adolescence . in 2010 the museum of modern art of the city of paris , hosted the first retrospective of his photographs in france .
bully is by far my favorite of larry clark ' s films , although for some reason i seem to have seen teenage cavemen at least a dozen times .
bully is a 2001 drama film , directed by larry clark . the film follows youngsters who plot to murder their friend who has been physically , emotionally and sexually abusive to them . brad renfro , bijou phillips , rachel miner , michael pitt and nick stahl star in the film . whoa where do i even begin with this film ? well first off i loved it , and it’s also kind of haunting in nature . it’s the type of film that leaves you with lingering emotions and has you conflicted inside . the tale is based on actual events of a true crime story . the film is rare in the sense that it’s not afraid of itself and its portrayal of american youth , the violence , sex and drugs they consume and these things are handled in a disturbing ‘in your face’ manner that had me “shooketh” and i say “shooketh” because for 2001 the film was kind of graphic . the raunchy nature of bully is somewhat its downfall as it tries to be unique , we get sometimes sloppy camera work , melodramatic monologues and certain scenes where an actor’s performance makes you cringe . larry clark denied us the resolution that comes with a classic tale of tragedy . however there are shots that makes us appreciate the teenage body and all its growing nature but sometimes the shots do hinge on being inappropriate . working from a somewhat ‘incomplete’ script we got a very discomforting film that i found loving rather than hating . the late brad renfro made me fall in love with him all over again as he took on the role of the “bullied” . overall i recommend this one if you’re looking for something retro to watch .
' bully ' demands attention for the way in which it forces us to watch and digest a dark slice of american society . american beauty this ain ' t .
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a powerful true to story drama , bully is a stunning and very dark film . with a great cast of actors , director larry clark crafts a memorable drama that is hard to watch as you see a group of teenagers plot to kill one of their friends who is physically abusive and who has raped one of their friends . as the abuse becomes harder to bear , the teens are more determined to kill bobby kent who is the one who abuses all of them . the film goes deeper into dark territory as you see everyone fed up with the way bobby kent treats everyone . kent is brilliantly played by nick stahl who gives a riveting and brutal performance . brad renfro plays marty puccio , bobby kent ' s best friend and main target of his abuse . i really enjoyed the film , but i felt it was pretty hard to watch at the same time . the performances are top - notch and bully is a dark , gritty in your face type of film . this is not a film for everyone . the strength of the film lies in the powerful acting , directing and story . if you ' re looking for a powerful drama film , then give this one a shot . the film is brutal , and quite depressing , but nevertheless , is a terrific film that has a wonderful cast of actors who light up the screen with their presence . this is not a perfect film , but there ' s enough going on on - screen to make it worth watching . bully is a very good film that explores the darkest corners of revenge and it does very well enough to keep you interested till the very end .
“he can put his film online and everyone will want to see it—whether they like him or not . ”
this month i recommend one of the most emotionally and visually stunning films of recent years : director larry clark ' s bully ( 2001 ) . like last month ' s picture , strangers on a train , it is all about a murder - with strong homoerotic undercurrents - but bully is based on actual , recent events in florida when a band of rootless , giggling teenagers decide it would be
cool
to kill the bully who has been harassing them . clark ' s style - all saturated color , jagged editing , and hyper - real performances - could hardly be more different from that of strangers on a train . and these teens are certainly kinder , gentler sociopaths than stranger ' s over - the - top murderer , bruno . yet bully is a thriller worthy of comparison to the hitchcock classic . and although it tells a strikingly different story , bully ' s themes mesh with the reading group ' s current selection , paul bowles ' 1949 novel the sheltering sky . both works , on a fundamental level , deal with isolation ,
the sadness inherent in all deracinated things
( sheltering sky , chapter 7 ) , and the tangled roots of violence .
director larry clark , meanwhile , is hoping bully will fare better in europe than in his homeland . with its ultra - violent , near - pornographic content , the film failed to receive a rating from the motion picture association of america , which means bully will never be seen by most of the mixed - up teens that renfro and co seem to so thoroughly represent , on screen and in real life . when clark asked the mpaa for guidelines on cutting the film , he received a fax bearing just eight words .
our advice to america is : hide your children .
et ' s get one thing clear : larry clark ' s new film , bully , will disturb you . stomach - churning , mind - boggling and heart - wrenching , it has already disturbed us critics , parents , prison protest groups , the religious right and the entire state of florida .
a young michael pitt turns out an awesome supporting performance here too as donny , the constantly stoned comedic relief . but even in a film such as this , the comedy eventually turns a little sad . this isn’t dazed & confused – it’s more along the lines of stoned & sad . the film has sequences of rape , graphic consensual sex , violence and so much cursing that it would give goodfellas a run for it’s money . larry clark made one hell of a movie when he released bully back in 2001 . in honour of pink shirt day – if you truly want to embrace raising anti - bullying awareness , this is by far the best and most powerful movie experience to ever handle the subject .
full of authentic environments and faces , larry clark’s bully is suitably grimy and lived in . clearly made by the same man who directed kids , it retains that film’s edginess and aggressive young cast . clark is obviously obsessed by this younger generation and fetishises the aimlessness , the boredom and the technology they are defined by .
wow ! what a film . had me hooked from beginning to end . didn ' t know till the end that it was a true story . a bunch of kids who get high all the time have an ingenious idea of killing a bully and trying to cover it up . bit gory at times but brilliant portrayal .
“my french film the smell of us that i shot a couple of years ago in paris – halfway through the film we had all kinds of problems . some of the actors went on strike because they were very young and taking drugs , drinking ; having to get up in the morning , and they just got so tired and i was like 72 years old , and i’m making it ( to set ) everyday . so i just rewrote the last half of the film and finished it . the producers were so nervous , they were shaking in their boots . they thought the film was over . so i told producers , ‘watch me go , ’ and so i just re - wrote as i went through the rest of the film . it’s a very good film ; a much better film than if i had shot the original script as planned . ”
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but i remember feeling a much deeper sadness and horror at the end of bully , something i don ' t think he ' s achieved before or since , though i continue to find him a fascinating filmmaker .
arry clark , director of the controversial kids , has delivered another lacerating blow with bully . ased on a true story , to which clark adds his own coldly brilliant sheen of voyeurism , the film has an amoral neon glare in which the only compelling value judgment is the director ' s evident rapture at how beautiful his young stars are .
in celebration of larry clark’s new feature film , marfa girl , boo - hooray has published two printed works by larry clark .
there is more “politicianing” on display in “bully” than actual bullying , though mr . hirsch’s camera does capture a few horrifying episodes ( one of them so alarming that he shared it with parents and school officials ) . in spite of its title , the film is really about the victims , their parents and the powerful grown - ups who let them down .
it gets worse . in a small town in oklahoma , ty smalley’s suicide left behind loving parents and a devoted best friend , a self - described former bully whose insights are among the most accurate and devastating in the movie .
all that said , there is something lurid and crude about clark’s eye that makes some scenes feel a bit leering . it all goes tad terry richardson at times but that unease actually enhances a lot of the film’s moments . it’s got a great , big budget soundtrack which offsets the rough aesthetic nicely and some of the most effective scenes are when you’re just watching a bunch of 20 somethings exist in the tableu that is 2001 . i kept thinking about sofia coppola’s the bling ring in a lot of scenes . the later film might be based on a lighter crime but the scrutiny is just as on - point and bracing .
check out the trailer for the new film the smell of us by larry clark – coming out in french cinemas on 14 january 2015 .
a great film and one that is a true story , a lot of this happens all the time and is quite fu * * ed up and disturbing the violence is on quite a high level in this film so be warned , great acting from the cast as well .
so your purpose wasn’t to poke the viewer in the ribs , point out certain similarities… oh , god , no . i’m trying to be true to the material . you know , there’s another extraordinary accident . cowboy is dying , and in the background there’s something that looks very much like the monolith in 2001 . and it just happened to be there .
these are all young stars who deliver astonishingly intense performances in bully through their own lived experience . and at a time when hollywood ensures only the blandest , pr - friendliest teen actors break through , that feels like quite an achievement .
forsyth’s intelligent political thriller revolves around the planned assassination of charles de gaulle . zinnemann’s classic film adaptation has a rakish edward fox playing the eponymous hired killer , with the ever - appealing film set that is paris as a backdrop . every bit as cunning and stylish as the novel .
since that time , he has made a host of award - winning movies , including another day in paradise ( 1998 ) , wassup rockers ( 2005 ) , and marfa girl ( 2012 ) , which won the marcus aurelius award for best film at the 2012 rome film festival .
i looked all over for this soundtrack and could not find it . the cd is great , and in great condition . i consider this cd excellent in the music and sound . i am just happy i had found the bully cd .
larry clark ' s
bully
calls the bluff of movies that pretend to be about murder but are really about entertainment . his film has all the sadness and shabbiness , all the mess and cruelty and thoughtless stupidity of the real thing . based on a real story from 1993 , it tells the story of a twisted high school bully and a circle of friends who decide to kill him . but this is not about the evil sadist and the release of revenge ; it ' s about how a group of kids will do something no single member is capable of . and about the moral void these kids inhabit .
i envy you the first experience of howards end , whether it is forster ' s great novel or merchant / ivory ' s luminous film .
no film version of dickens has ever matched lean’s superlative realisation of great expectations . from the jumpy graveyard scene to the weirdness of satis house , and with actors such as john mills and alec guinness giving their all , there is no level at which this utterly brilliant film doesn’t deliver .
great songs from the movie bully ! i watched the movie and wanted the music from the movie . i came across the cd on ebay as i have not seen it sell in canada . i bought the cd and the music is great !
kubrick’s breakthrough film was paths of glory ( 1957 ) . during the filming , he met an actress , christiane harlan , whom he eventually married . christiane sings a song at the end of the film in a scene that , on four separate viewings , has brought tears to my eyes .
if you haven & apos ; t been the victim of a bully in your lifetime , chances are you were one . bullying & apos ; s existed since david and goliath times , when goliath famously stole david & apos ; s milk money .
for your interview , i got the portrait - thank you ! i still need high res film stills from marfa girl , to accompany the interview .
to close this edition of the retrospective with music , after the screening of larry clark’s wassup rockers , in the presence of the director , the rebel rebel dionysian film days will host an exceptional concert by thisisnotrevolt , a punk blues band composed of actors from the film , jonathan velasquez and eddie velasquez .
in this interview , i talk about my new feature film , marfa girl , and how i came to marfa , texas in may 2011 . i talk about how i was inspired to make a film in marfa . i went back five times working on the screenplay and meeting the people of marfa .
the ballad of narayama
is a japanese film of great beauty and elegant artifice , telling a story of startling cruelty . what a space it opens…
the film received mixed reviews from critics but was a box office success , spending four weeks at # 1 in the united states and grossing $ 260 million in the united states and over $ 345 million worldwide , becoming the second highest - grossing holiday film of all time , with home alone being the first .
most critics also use that word to describe the two features that followed , 2001 : a space odyssey ( 1968 ) and a clockwork orange ( 1971 ) . some reviewers see a subtle falling off of quality in his barry lyndon ( 1975 ) and the shining ( 1980 ) , though there is a critical reevaluation of the two films in process . this seems to be typical of his critical reception .
the moral wasteland of suburban youth has been examined , earlier and better , in the river ' s edge . clark ' s leering leads nowhere : in bully , he has nothing new to say , and , in the end , no real point to make .
tv commercials have figured that out . leave content out of it , and some of the most spectacular examples of film art are in the best tv commercials .
but while we are on the subject of adult failures , it should be noted that the motion picture association of america’s ratings board , by insisting on an r rating for “bully , ” has made it harder for young audiences to see . the weinstein company , which is distributing the film , has released it without a rating after the association denied its appeal and after a widely publicized petition drive was unable to change the board’s mind .
you may remember clark as the director of 1995’s ‘kids’ – a similarly themed flick that peels the layers back on how shocking the life of a teenager can really get . drugs , sex , violence , foul language that makes foul language blush – clark doesn’t hold back and ‘bully’ is truly a dark and disturbing feature based on a true story . adapted from the novel bully : a true story of high school revenge by jim schutze , clark’s movie details the life and murder of bobby kent – a merciless and abusive youth played incredibly by nick stahl .
i just watched bully because it was late at night and nothing else was on and i was extremely impressed , i plan on rewatching it soon . i was only familiar with larry clark through his super - controversial kids , to which this is somewhat of a companion piece .
découvrez la bande annonce du film the smell of us de larry clark ( kids , ken park ) , prévu sur les écrans français pour le 14 janvier 2015 .
a singularly disturbing film , based on a true story , about a group of white trash teens who decided to murder one of their friends and actually carried it out .
a large selection of unique larry clark photographs will be on sale to fans and followers of the artist’s work at ooga booga in chinatown , los angeles . the photographs date from 1992 – 2010 , and were taken by clark on or around the locations of his films from that time – including kids ( 1995 ) , bully ( 2001 ) , ken park ( 2002 ) , and wassup rockers ( 2005 ) , among others . the pictures document the people , kids and friends he was interacting with during this period , many playing leading roles in his films . the collection of photographs also includes outtakes from a calendar shoot for the street brand supreme , as well as many unique portraits , self portraits and various snapshots .
many exhibitors are terribly guilty of ignoring minimum standards of picture quality . for instance , you now have theaters where all the reels are run in one continuous string . and they never clean the aperture gate . you get one little piece of gritty dust in there , and every time the film runs , it gets bigger . after a couple of days , it starts to put a scratch on the film . the scratch goes from one end of the film to the other . you’ve seen it , i’m sure .
film - maker larry clark has spent 40 years documenting teenage sex , drugs and violence in suburban america . is that any job for a grown man , asks stuart jeffries .
fantasy has a distinguished tradition in film , from georges méliès ' one - reel silents ( 1902 ' s
a trip to the moon
) to peter jackson ' s monumental the lord of the rings trilogy ( 2001 - 2003 ) ; and cocteau created four of the genre ' s defining masterpieces . they are beauty and the beast ( 1945 ) , and three career - spanning films inspired by the mythic poet and musician , orpheus ( whom some ancient writers believed
invented
same - sex love ) . cocteau ' s orphic trilogy consists of his avant - garde , and boldly homoerotic , first film , the blood of a poet ( 1930 ) , which he wrote , directed , acted in , edited , and narrated ; orpheus ( 1949 ) , discussed below ( and a striking contrast to another mythic film by a great gay director , pasolini ' s medea ) ; and his final picture , the surreally autobiographical , the testament of orpheus ( 1959 ) .
“there was this theatre showing bergman’s early films , godard , louis malle and shadows by john cassavetes , his first film which at that time – ’61 , ’62 – no one had ever made a film like that . i was just overwhelmed . i said , ‘this guy sees like i see . ’ just seeing the film and knowing that there was someone else out there that saw things the way i saw really started me off . from that point on i really trusted my own visions and have always been true to myself . ”
rather a nasty little shocker from larry clark , a more explicit follow - up to his controversial “kids” and this time based on a real - life crime . with “bully” , clark consolidated his approach to film - making , presenting a gritty , realistically filmed storyline with ( then ) largely unknown actors ; the shock factor comes across through the fairly amoral lifestyles of the teenagers portrayed ; middle - class , suburban , drug - taking and engaging in casual sex while their parents appear to be oblivious to what they are up to . when manipulative ali convinces her peers to help murder the sadistic marty the whole lurid tale unfolds before the viewer ' s eyes , graphically and with a chillingly casual attitude on the part of the protagonists . “bully” isn ' t an easy film to watch ; it is intended to make you feel uncomfortable and it certainly does that effectively ; the violence , the sense of wasted lives and the utter banality of it all presents a powerful critique of modern america , one that is still valid today and unfortunately has relevance in societies everywhere . the dvd has interviews and “on location” shoots as extras . a bleak , fairly disturbing but powerfully compelling film .
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in casting the film , i use a mix of teenagers from marfa and professional actors from austin , texas . take a listen to the broadcast below to hear some marfa girl stories .
the film also borrowed some music and character elements ( such as the grinch ' s green skin tone ) that originated in the 1966 animated tv special how the grinch stole christmas ! .
somewhat slow psychological thriller shot in south florida , directed by larry clark . marty is bullied by his longtime friend bobby . . . maybe bullied isn’t even a strong enough word . abused . bobby is a lose canon , filled with anger and led by sexual abuse . marty and his girlfriend are tired of being abused so they recruit some inadequate friends to help execute a murder . a thought - provoking film that feels like the kind of movie that a24 would’ve picked up if they were around in 2001 . equipped with its fair share of nudity and explicit language . . . it’s still awesome to see a movie like this made in broward county . wish there were more !
while shooting my new film marfa girl in marfa , tx , i only had one day off , which i spent photographing the actors of marfa girl for v magazine’s summer 2012 americana issue .
most of the rhymes that were used in the book were also used in the film , though some of the lines were to some degree changed , and several new rhymes were put in .
clark creates an ensemble film in which every performance seems particularized and real , from the many supporting parts to leads brad renfro ( marty puccio , the high school - dropout surfer ) , rachel miner ( lisa connelly , his pregnant girlfriend ) , and nick stahl ( bobby kent , the
bully ,
who is marty ' s best friend : several characters note that they are
queer for each other
) . whether this is how
deracinated
teens acted in 1993 florida , i don ' t know ( although clark did film in hollywood , florida , where the murder took place - sometimes using the actual homes and locations ) . the cast , and filmmaking , convinced me utterly .
' bully ' gives the viewer an insight into a group of maddeningly awful young people . they ' re much like the characters from a bret easton ellis novel , only these ones are of a slightly later generation , meaning there is a marked ' wannabe black / rapper ' theme amongst the group , which is laughably contrived . their incessant exchange of conversation , which seldom exceeds excessive swearing or needless use of the word ' like ' , often becomes grating . the characters are so devoid of any intelligence and have such warped attitudes towards violence and sex that it makes you question whether people this retarded exist - worryingly , if you go to the right area , they do . the first half of the film is crude trash ; however it is well - acted crude trash . i wanted to hate the film because i hated every character , but the characters were clearly purposefully constructed to be that way . to hate the film for its ugliness could be deemed as missing the point , i suppose the film acts a cautionary tale , showing what some areas of society can devolve into . in this respect , it ' succeeds ' . its chief success is how it portrays the ugly messiness of violence ; it covers a spectrum of emotions from its characters during the visceral , realistically unpleasant climax , a scene that ' s very well constructed by the preceding twenty minutes or so . however , larry clark ' s trademark perversion is all over this film , paying gratuitous attention to the bodies and sex of the teenage cast . it ' s ultimately rather one - dimensional ; its narrative of murder is captivating , but its study of reckless , idiotic culture is unnecessary - viewers are already aware of people like this . its absence of any likeable characters and presence of many detestable ones overshadows the film ' s merits of decent acting and engaging murder plot . there is essentially no incentive to watch this film , ' bully ' is just another instalment in clark ' s portfolio of attention seeking controversy .
what became even more striking about bully , on a second viewing , was the sheer fluency of clark ' s filmmaking . before making features , he was a highly successful still photographer . but bully is by no means a series of
pretty pictures
strung together to tell a gruesome tale . clark is in complete control of the rhythms of his film , both within shots and in editing . the use of telephoto lenses ( only the foreground is in sharp focus ) and rapid panning shots are not only visually stunning ( whether its marty surfing or nightmarish distortions of row after row of cloned houses or strip malls or palm trees ) , they also reflect the rootless , superficial lifestyle of these kids , and their empty , materialistic parents . image , sound , and theme are inextricably , and brilliantly , bound together from first shot to last .
a film based on the true - life murder of bobby kent . kent , a hollywood , florida teenager was murdered by his own circle of friends once they tired of being bullied by him .
you might remember jonathan as the star of my film wassap rockers ( 2005 ) . he was only 15 years old then . i discovered him in south central los angeles walking down the street .
but at the very front of the queue for post - bully therapy is one special group of people who need it more than most - the unsettled individuals who starred in the film . a cast of former child actors , socialite tearaways and homeless dropouts whom clark hand - picked , they represent a new , thoroughly un - hollywood kind of star - a breed of indie players whose lives are as chaotic as those of the characters they portray . youngsters who are just as likely to be caught dealing drugs as appearing in dawson ' s creek and who , in the hardcore sex and violence of clark ' s film , have found the perfect vehicle for their collective talents . the anti - breakfast club , if you will .
the film i bring up most in meetings is ocean’s eleven . i really think it’s the quintessential bank heist film ; there are others like the italian job or inside man which are also great , but ocean’s eleven has the right tone . we want players to walk out of small time criminals feeling like george clooney’s crew . i also keep bringing up the videogame fallout 4 ( bethesda ) . i want players to be able to hack into computers , open boxes , to explore a fully realised world . there’s also the tabletop roleplaying game fiasco ( jason morningstar , bully pulpit games ) which is so much fun ; in a game like that you talk through what we want to have players actually do in small time criminals !
he had agreed to meet and talk about his latest movie , full metal jacket , a film about the vietnam war that he produced and directed . he also co - wrote the screenplay with michael herr , the author of dispatches , and gustav hasford , who wrote the short - timers , the novel on which the film is based . full metal jacket is kubrick’s first feature in seven years .
you’ve quoted pudovkin to the effect that editing is the only original and unique art form in film . i think so . everything else comes from something else . writing , of course , is writing , acting comes from the theater , and cinematography comes from photography . editing is unique to film . you can see something from different points of view almost simultaneously , and it creates a new experience .
bully co - star bijou phillips , however , has a rather different take on him :
he ' s just a big kid ,
bijou says , explaining why she demanded a separate hotel from renfro and the rest of the bully cast .
when we made tart [ a little - seen scream - like horror affair ] together , he ' d come over to my room and want me to put him in the bath and get him sober . or he ' d cut himself and we ' d be in the hospital at four in the morning and we would have to shoot at six . it was just too much . i needed my space .
each month i highlight one exceptional glbt film from a wide range of genres ( comedy to drama , musicals to suspense ) and periods ( from early cinema , by such masters as eisenstein , murnau , and cocteau , to contemporary works ) . when possible , i select a film which in some way  such as theme , historical period , or style  connects with the g & l reading group ' s book of the month . i hope you enjoy these reviews ! here is the full index to all recommended glbt films of the month ; for more on cinema , see the film resources page .
about photographs of tomasso… you don’t understand because i am an artist and not a fashion cunt photographer… it is just a portrait of a boy but a beautiful italian boy that i will go back to rome and build a film around… he is my new star and inspiration to make a film next year in roma… i am writing the screenplay now… the photographs of him are like a section of images from a film… if you don’t publish them somebody else will right away… you asked for 8 pages and i made this for you… if you don’t get it it’s not my fault… don’t underestimate your audience… they will come around and if a few years the issue will be worth a lot a money and a collectors item because of the suite of photographs i took of my new film star the first minutes i met him… tomasso… .
that’s just another notch on his belt of having to deal with the unintelligentsia who didn’t see things his way . the photographer poked the eyes of the art community in 1971 with his book tulsa , exploring the intensely personal lives of wayward youth . he followed that streak with kids ( 1995 ) , one of the most controversial and powerful films ever made about the “secret life of kids that adults are not allowed into . ” its subject made national news and was denounced by a britsh mp as a “trend almost verging on the paedophilic” . again and again – with his photography and films like bully ( 2001 ) , ken park ( 2002 ) , and marfa girl ( 2012 ) – clark has shit all over stereotypes and inhabited a world he’s created all his own , one he now shares with all the outliers who identify with his take no prisoners approach to creating .
he spends so much of this film shoving the camera into ( ostensibly teenaged ) genitalia that you begin to worry for the actors . it ' s not even attached to anyone ' s gaze when he does it . the camera just lingers on crotch shot , ass shots , chest shots , and little else for most of the first half of the film . it ' s a vastly more gross film in that regard than half the most blatant porns i ' ve seen . clark just seems to be getting his own jollies off , which is a presumption i hate making . it just feels that way , though .
initial reviews of most of your films are sometimes inexplicably hostile . then there’s a reevaluation . critics seem to like you better in retrospect . that’s true . the first reviews of 2001 were insulting , let alone bad . an important los angeles critic faulted paths of glory because the actors didn’t speak with french accents . when dr . strangelove came out , a new york paper ran a review under the head moscow could not buy more harm to america . something like that . but critical opinion on my films has always been salvaged by what i would call subsequent critical opinion . which is why i think audiences are more reliable than critics , at least initially . audiences tend not to bring all that critical baggage with them to each film .
i will put the film on my first and only website , larryclark . com , which is the only place one will ever be able to see the film… . it will stream for $ 5 . 99 for access to the film for 24 hours… . this is the future and the future is now… . most and very soon almost all the small theaters that show indie and art films will be gone… . everyday another goes out of business because everything is digital now and it is quite expensive for the wonderful old smaller theaters to bear the cost of switching to digital… . anyway i think i am one of the very first directors to release a new film this way , on a website who’s only purpose is to show his new films… . i think this could be very successful and it also cuts out the crooked hollywood distributors .
based on a true story , this is a teen story with a difference . sexually charged and drug fueled teens seek revenge on the bully who controls them and don ' t quite think their plan through . watching the uncut version of this , certainly highlights the extreme levels of bullying and control , which you may otherwise not experience with the uncut version .
on september 26 , 1999 , it was announced that ron howard would direct and produce a 2000 american fantasy comedy christmas film titled how the grinch stole christmas or dr . seuss ' how the grinch stole christmas ( promoted theatrically as the grinch ) with brian grazer and also with the budget of $ 123 million based on the 1957 story of the same name by dr . seuss which would be released in cinemas on november 17 , 2000 . jeffrey price and peter s . seaman would write the film . it was also announced that the film would star jim carrey ( who plays the title character ) , josh ryan evans , taylor momsen , jeffrey tambor , ben bookbinder , christine baranski , landry allbright , bill irwin , molly shannon , frank welker , clint howard , reid kirchenbauer , mindy sterling , bryce dallas howard , jim meskimen , jeremy howard , kelley and t . j . thyne with narration by anthony hopkins . universal pictures acquired distribution rights to the film . james horner would compose the music for the movie . imagine entertainment co - produced the film .
i’m very pleased to announce that marfa girl has been selected to premiere in competition at the international rome film festival which runs from nov . 9 to nov . 17 . the announcement made headlines in indiewire and variety .
it may be that
bully
helps to explain the high school shootings . we sense the chilling disconnect between an action and its consequences , the availability of firearms , the buildup of teenage resentments and hatreds , the moral vacuum , the way they can talk themselves into doing unthinkable things , and above all the need to talk about it . ( so many high school shooters leave diaries and web pages , and tell their friends what they plan to do . ) yes , bobby kent is a bully ( and one of the most loathsome characters i ' ve seen in a movie ) . but he dies not for his sins , but because his killers are so bored and adrift , and have such uncertain ideas of themselves .
i think bully succeeds where his other films struggle is both in the quality of the actors he got got ( a then relatively unknown michael pitt , and nick stahl before he furlong ' d ) and the story itself , which manages to avoid a lot of the proselytizing that kids and ken park get into , while being just a heartbreaking look at destroyed youth .
dr . seuss ' how the grinch stole christmas opened at number - one with a weekend gross of $ 55 , 082 , 230 , for an average of $ 17 , 615 from 3 , 127 theaters and staying at # 1 for a total of 4 weeks . it closed on april 30 , 2001 , after five months , with a final gross of $ 260 , 044 , 825 in the united states and canada and an additional gross of $ 85 , 096 , 578 in other territories , for a total worldwide gross of $ 345 , 141 , 403 .


super hornio brothers and super hornio brothers ii are two 1993 pornographic parodies of the super mario franchise , released at the same time as the franchise 's official film .

both films star director buck adams , along with t. t. boy , ron jeremy and chelsea lynx together as the main characters .

the films gained new interest after a write-up by a something awful reviewer .

nintendo bought them to halt their distribution .

super hornio brothers

the cinema snob reviewed both
super hornio brothers
and
super hornio brothers ii
.
“super hornio brothers” and “super hornio brothers ii” are 1993 pornographic parodies of the super mario franchise , and they were released at the same time as the super mario bros . film .
til , nintendo actually owns the rights to super hornio brothers and super hornio brothers 2 , which are porn parodies of the mario bros . games .
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til , nintendo actually owns the rights to super hornio brothers and super hornio brothers 2 , which are porn parodies of the mario bros . games . : todayilearned
at least to stop any sequels . perhaps a super hornio borthers 3d land , or super hornio brothers u would be a hit though .
nintendo actually owns the rights to two porn parodies of the mario bros . games , ‘super hornio brothers’ and ‘super hornio brothers 2’ . both star porn legend ron jeremy .
movie urban legend : nintendo owns the rights to super hornio brothers , a porn parody of super mario bros .
vice : you ' ve done thousands of movies . do you remember super hornio brothers ?
would it bother you if someone pirated super hornio brothers ? because i found it online .
how many of the remains copies of super hornio brothers are in goon hands . . ?
super hornio brothers intro . mpg : nightmare9999onebay : free download , borrow , and streaming : internet archive
it is actually supposed to be 5 . 3 megabytes , and contains super hornio brothers start to finish .
a condensed and nudity - free version of the recap of super hornio brothers 1 from the beginning of super hornio brothers 2 . a urltoken horrors of porn retro presentation . special thanks to doorknobjohnny from the sa forums .
some of you may be wondering why it is that we , ron jeremy’s official website , do not offer super hornio brothers or super hornio brothers 2 within our massive library of ron jeremy videos . the simple answer is “nintendo” . after super hornio brothers was produced , the nintendo corporation bought the rights to the films in order to halt their distribution indefinitely . otherwise , we would 100 % offer up super hornio brothers for streaming glory .
in 2014 , a something awful forum user claimed to have purchased a copy of
super hornio brothers
.
in 2014 , a something awful forum user claimed to have purchased a copy of super hornio brothers . [ 9 ]
forums user samuel l . acksyn has provided us with a link to earlier rips of super hornio brothers 1 and 2 :
some of you may be wondering why it is that we , ron jeremy’s official website , do not offer super hornio brothers or super hornio brothers 2 within our massive library of ron jeremy videos . the simple answer is “nintendo” . after super hornio brothers was produced , the nintendo corporation bought the rights to the films in order to halt their distribution indefinitely .
basically , nintendo was so intent on preventing the release of a porno which bore even a remote resemblance to its video game universe , that it actually purchased the rights to both super hornio brothers and super hornio brothers 2 . and then buried them forever .
poster super mario batali ( no poo poo ) provides higher quality copy from dvd edition of super hornio bros 2 .
let ' s not forget super hornio world , a new ground - breaking film .
as odd ( or cute ) as it may seem , adult film producer buck adams created super hornio brothers , a mario themed adult film in 1993 . the film featured famous adult actor ron jeremy . it even had a sequel , super hornio brothers ii , that released the same year along with the super mario bros . film .
over on the something awful forums , forum user doorknobjohnny began searching for the movie behind the photo , super hornio brothers . there was a sequel , super hornio brothers 2 , released , not because the prequel was so popular , but because it was so long , it needed to be split in two .
for proof , here is the official ron jeremy ( the guy who played mario ) website saying that they don ' t have super hornio brothers available for streaming because nintendo bought the series and doesn ' t want anyone to watch it ever again . urltoken
some of you may be wondering why it is that we , ron jeremy’s official website , do not offer super hornio brothers or super hornio brothers 2 within our massive library of ron jeremy videos . the simple answer is “nintendo” . after super hornio brothers was produced , the nintendo corporation bought the rights to the films in order to halt their distribution indefinitely .
. this calls into question the methods by which nintendo sought the removal of super hornio brothers i and ii from release , since they themselves sought the decision .
super hornio brothers 1 has not thus far been put on the internet , and assuming the box art ' s correct , that ' s what you have .
although not nintendo’s creation , they still bought and own rights to super hornio brothers . who knows , we may see the film in circulation again if the switch fails .
hornio brothers squeegie and ornio fight to find their way out of cyberspace after a power surge lands them inside a computer game .
atomic thumbs barely made his deadline but was banned on a technicality - turns out the tape wasn ' t actually super hornio bros 1 at all ! it was super hornio bros 2 in shb1 ' s packaging . . .
( nsfw ) super hornio bros vhs still - in - box !
. october 29 , 2014 .
in 2009 , an announcement was made . a mysterious and anonymous benefactor had delivered both doorknobjohnny and forum moderator zack parsons a copy of super hornio brothers . there was much rejoicing .
the film ( s ) were released around the same time as the super mario bros . movie , which starred bob hoskins and john leguizamo as mario and luigi , respectively . the thing is , the super marios bros . movie totally tanked . so , after such a rough experience with the film industry , it ' s presumed that nintendo became a little more cautious with its licensing . so , it bought super hornio brothers and super hornio brothers 2 .
the star of
super hornio brothers
and many other pornos says that
while our kids are drinking beer , and playing video games , asians are getting high sat scores .
you’ve all probably seen the super hornio brothers promotional images floating about on the internet once or twice before . that picture of porn legend ron jeremy donning the overalls and hat , with the white gloves ? it wasn’t just for some halloween photo spread as so many may have expected , nor was it a joke or a photoshop . super hornio brothers was actually a real porno .
i remember the first where the hell is this tape ? find it now ! ! thread . super hornio bros has gone full circle .
according to ron jeremy’s website , people have been looking for super hornio brothers . well , the film is unavailable because of nintendo , says jeremy , as nintendo purchased the rights to the buck adams creation to halt distribution .
the cinema snob reviewed both super hornio brothers and super hornio brothers 2 . while noting that the films are considered to be the
holy grail
of pornographic parodies , the cinema snob ripped into both of them , noting the inconsistencies of the pornographic parodies , ranging from how characters were named and cast , ways that the films could better themselves using various super mario video game sound effects , to overt references to 1990s los angeles such as the 1992 los angeles riots . [ 1 ] [ 10 ]
as it turns out , super hornio brothers was incredibly difficult to find , even with hundreds of people searching for it all over the world . this is because when nintendo caught wind of it , they bought the rights to it and then stopped it from circulating – both of the films , actually . yes , there was a super hornio brothers 2 , which only existed because this porno went for so long that they had to split it in two .
los angeles —for some reason , the strange and oddly popular story about the ancient porn parody many believe is one of the worst ever made has once again reared its holiday head . yes , we’re talking about super hornio brothers , the buck adams - directed flick based on the old super mario brothers nintendo video game . hornio was released in 2004 by midnight special and starred adams , ron jeremy , tt boy , kristi lynn , chelsea lynx and kitty yung .
in 2008 , following the lead of contributing editor zack parsons , the urltoken forums began searching for copies of both films to review for posterity . in 2009 they found partial success in the form of a digital bootleg of super hornio brothers ii , which mr . parsons reviewed . since 2009 , various partial or poor - quality digital copies of both super hornio brothers films have surfaced online , however official copies of either film remained elusive despite great effort to find them .
as the searchers were soon to find out , the mystery of the lost porn parody had its roots in corporate intrigue . as deloria explained , “this is because when nintendo caught wind of [ super hornio brothers ] , they bought the rights to it and then stopped it from circulating—both of the films , actually . yes , there was a super hornio brothers 2 , which only existed because this porno went for so long that they had to split it in two . ”
fun fact : nintendo actually owns the rights to a series of porn parodies of super mario brothers to assure that nobody can ever make one again .
that is , until
something awful
editor zack parsons managed to dig up a copy of super hornio brothers 2 after hearing murmurs and whispers of its existence . parsons rated the movie , giving it an overall score of - 33 .
for proof , here is the official ron jeremy ( the guy who played mario ) website saying that they don ' t have super hornio brothers available for streaming because nintendo bought the series and doesn ' t want anyone to watch it ever again .
super hornio brothers is a two - part pornographic parody of the super mario series , released in 1993 , in anticipation of the actual super mario bros . film . the film features a man named squeegie hornio and his brother ornio ( parodies of luigi and mario , respectively ) who fall into a computer ' s black void and are stuck there . they learn that princess perlina has been kidnapped by king pooper ( parodies of princess peach and bowser , respectively ) and must be rescued . along the way , the two brothers are separated , leaving squeegie to fight king pooper alone . while he is almost killed , ornio suddenly arrives and kills king pooper by pushing him into lava . he and princess perlina then teleport back to earth , accidentally leaving squeegie behind . a sequel , entitled super hornio brothers ii was released later that year .
the video game - inspired adult films , entitled super hornio brothers and super hornio brothers 2 ( yes , i ' m serious ) feature the talents of none other than ron jeremy himself . the features were originally intended to be one film , but were split into two movies due to a lengthy running time . the movies follow the adventures of squeegie ( ron jeremy ) and ornio ( t . t . boy ) as they attempt to rescue princess perlina ( chelsea lynx ) from king pooper ( buck adams ) .
what does hot movies do ? they distribute very old movies . they have a classical section— super hornio brothers ? they have films that are even older than that ! so that ' s why they ' re probably the most logical one doing distribution on these movies .
oh , we ' re getting into it now . yes , you read that correctly . shot in 1993 , super hornio brothers and super hornio brothers ii are two
adult
films based on the super mario bros . ' s video game adventure , and even feature ron jeremy as mario , or , as he ' s called in the film , squeegie hornio ( just for the record , i am enjoying writing this just as much as you are reading it ) . nintendo actually purchased the rights to both of these movies in order to make sure they were never released to the general public . i ' m gonna go out on a limb and say that was a pretty good call .
in the
horrors of pornography
column , something awful ' s zack parsons , reviewing super hornio brothers 2 , gave it a −33 rating , and he noted that buck adams did a much better adaptation of the super mario franchise than the super mario bros . live - action film . [ 2 ] initially , parsons wondered how such a film escaped the attention of the internet for so long . [ 3 ]
didn ' t you already torrent this before after you found it ? or is this just another gbs hornio brothers adventure ? i still seed the torrent during the rare times i have a p2p client running .
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reporter gene ross , covering the production for adult video news , wrote how the
super hornio brothers
seemed disaster bound , with 37 pages of script and 10 sex scenes being shot in just two days , involving strange sets , costumes , and weird makeup . . . . . . .
parents take note : super mario isn ' t as wholesome as he seems .
in the first movie , super hornio brothers , computer programmer squeegie hornio and his brother ornio hornio are teleported into squeegie ' s in - development computer game after a power overload . here , they have to save princess perlina from the evil king popper , who plans on using her to conquer earth . after various villains try to stop them , they manage to fight king popper and free the princess , who in return plans of transporting them back on earth , but instead she only transports ornio and herself , leaving squeegie in the computer world .
super hornio brothers is a series of two pornographic movies , released in 1993 , that are parodies of the mario series , and specifically the super mario bros . movie , therefore being considered a type 3 spin - off of it . while produced by midnight video , all rights for the movies were bougth , and are currently held , by nintendo , pureposelly to halt the distibuction of the movies .
then , just like on tv , a lead from out of nowhere brought the ‘cold case’ back to life . “in 2009 , an announcement was made , ” wrote deloria . “a mysterious and anonymous benefactor had delivered both doorknobjohnny and forum moderator zack parsons a copy of super hornio brothers . there was much rejoicing . ”
after the actual super mario brothers film turned out to be a critical and commercial flop ( not even making back half of its budget at the box office ) , nintendo has been extremely cautious with licensing characters for future films , presumably fearing any negative backlash ( although they did allow bowser from super mario brothers to make a cameo in wreck - it ralph ) . so naturally enough , they were not fans of there being a major porn parody of super mario brothers , so they actually purchased the rights to the two films with the specific intent of burying the films , which is exactly what happened .
the goons of something awful have dug up bits and pieces of
super hornio brothers ,
starring good ol ' ron as squeegie , a computer programmer who gets ( get this ) sucked into his computer . we ' d tell you more . . . but it ' s best you just watch it for yourself .
bonus : a contemplative mario reflects on 30 years since ' super mario bros . '
movie legends revealed | nintendo owns rights to ‘super mario bros . ’ porn parody ?
new ! super mario bros . - the movie ( re - edited by gary guillot )
movie legends revealed | nintendo owns rights to ' super mario bros . ' porn parody ?
this week , the most beloved video game of all time , super mario bros . , turned 30 years old . nintendo celebrated with a web video project called
let ' s mario
that took loving tributes from fans all over the internet , and edited them into one big heartwarming montage . i celebrated by digging up a somewhat less - loving tribute to the mario franchise : super hornio brothers , a porn parody from 1993 starring porn megastar ron jeremy .
super mario ballbusting and cockbiting - a femdom xxx parody was released in 2011 . [ 13 ]
“ super hornio brothers was actually a little bit disappointing . . . in every way possible , ” reported deloria . “in fact , if you wanted to be completely honest , it was probably slightly terrifying thanks to buck adams’ attempt at using a ‘king koopa’ voice for the duration of the film , which is something you really have to see and hear to grasp fully . ”
i will be attempting to reach various critics and experts to weigh in on the subject of the film , but anyone here who ' s interested in participating please do . just watch samuel l . acksyn ' s links and write at least 300 words about the historical relevance of super hornio brothers . good subjects include ( but are not limited to ) the series ' relationship to :
we ' d heard rumors of ron jeremy starring in a super mario brothers - themed porn , a long time ago , when fleshbot was but a twinkle in a young brit ' s eye . turns out it was not a joke .
super barrio bros . , a gay and latino - themed adult spoof , was released in 1994 , and was followed super barrio bros . strike back one year later . [ 11 ] [ 12 ]
as for the porno itself ? super hornio brothers was actually a little bit disappointing… in every way possible . in fact , if you wanted to be completely honest , it was probably slightly terrifying thanks to buck adams attempt at using a ‘king koopa’ voice for the duration of the film , which is something you really have to see and hear to grasp fully . [ video is safe for work . ]
in ‘super mario 64’ , boo ' s high - pitched laugh is actually bowser ' s laugh sped up .
the post has a brief excerpt of the hated voice , for the masochists among us . for the seriously unhinged , however , a pretty funny ( and devastating ) video critique of super hornio brothers by brad jones , complete with a brief history of the film’s production history , can be found on urltoken . jones intersperses his comments with scenes from the movie in the same way that some directors sprinkle comedic bits into horror movies .
in the sequel , super hornio brothers ii , after a sexual intercourse between ornio and princess perlina , she transports squeegie back on earth , but accidently also transports king popper with him . he ' s then free to start his plan of conquer by procreating with human women , so the brothers once again have to stop him . to do so , they re - enter the computer world , and after fooling other villains , they reach the generator of king popper ' s power and with the help of an anthropomorphic computer virus , they ' re able to overload it , defeating popper .
ross , royston . super mario 64 hd ( archived march 31 , 2015 ) . retrieved february 16 , 2015 .
super hornio brothers on vhs , in the original ( albeit worn ) packaging , with rental stickers and all . purchased nice and legal from a licensed store that amassed retired rental tapes and dvds , pornos and instructional videos and knock - off cartoons alike , and sold them by the pound with little or no concern for what it was they were selling . i found a lot of stuff over 2 years of skimming that place but nothing else compares to this .
this changed in 2011 , when i and a fellow film researcher discovered a used vhs copy of super hornio brothers for sale in aurora , colorado by a vendor dealing in defunct video rental store collections . since then it has remained in archival storage , contained in its original packaging and in playable condition . now in 2014 it is , to the best of my and my fellows ' knowledge , the only official vhs copy of the film to have been verified still in existence .
after a lengthy recap of the first installment , princess perlina and ornio teleport back to squeegie ' s office . wondering where squeegie is , ornio is distracted by princess perlina offering sex as a reward for saving her from king pooper . after sexual intercourse , ornio asks perlina to bring squeegie back to the real world . the teleportation goes horribly wrong ; perlina teleports both squeegie and king pooper just as king pooper confronts squeegie at the generator seen at the end of super hornio brothers . king pooper escapes , and he begins to enact his ultimate goal , bluntly explained by perlina to the hornio brothers as to
procreate and create more king pooper offspring .
while king pooper hires a prostitute to start his plan , squeegie theorizes that the generator is the key to king pooper ' s scheme and draws up plans to destroy it .
put the younglings to bed early and lock their door tight : this is 15 facts about super mario too inappropriate for kids .
super mario remaker was a fan - made level creating tool based on super mario maker . the game was made by luniney , who released the initial version on september 14 , 2015 . [ 27 ] while similar to the game upon which it was based , super mario remaker only features the super mario bros . theme while focusing primarily on adding features and elements not present in super mario maker , and additional costumes based on other characters and properties . in january of 2016 , the creator ' s youtube channel was taken down , alongside the primary download links . [ 28 ] despite this , the game can still be downloaded on other sites .
. the films star ron jeremy and tt boy as brothers squeegie hornio and ornio hornio . they are computer programmers who get sucked into their unfinished video game and must save princess perlina ( played by chelsea lynx ) from the evil king pooper ( played by adams himself , using a weird voice ) . beyond the slightly more involved production , the film is not exactly memorable . it’s just a typical porn parody of the day . some silly attempts at plot , some costumes and then a lot of sex . what sets this film apart , however , is what happened
computer programmer squeegie hornio ( ron jeremy ) and his brother ornio hornio ( t . t . boy ) are teleported into squeegie ' s in - development computer game after a freak power overload . after regaining their bearings , squeegie figures out and explains to ornio that they are stuck in the black void of a computer monitor when it ' s turned off . a computer virus informs the brothers that king pooper ( buck adams ) has kidnapped princess perlina ( chelsea lynx ) . king pooper intends on forcefully having perlina help him travel to earth with a tub full of semen energized by a special generator .
super mario bros . x is a freeware pc fan game developed by andrew spinks ( also known as redigit , the developer of terraria ) . the game is based on the early 2d super mario platformers and features a level editor . development on the game ceased after redigit received a dmca request from miller nash over the domain name of super mario bros . x ' s website ( which was
urltoken
) [ 23 ] , although whether or not this extended to super mario bros . x itself has been debated among fans . [ 24 ] [ 23 ]
cm30 ( january 9 , 2016 ) . looks like super mario remaker might be in trouble . gaming reinvented . retrieved may 24 , 2016 .
there ' s a caption saying ' scenes from part 1 ' . the first of said scenes is the hornio brothers doing some rad 90s hacking , then there ' s a cheap cgi shot and they appear in a black void which is ' inside the black space that exists when a computer monitor ' s not on ' . they meet a lady in bdsm gear and it cuts to her blowing ron jeremy .
ever wonder why super mario bros . 2 feels so different from the original super mario ? it ' s not that it ' s a bad game , it ' s just . . . why am i picking vegetables now ? that ' s because super mario bros . 2 is actually a remake of a different japanese game called doki doki panic , with the game ' s characters subbed out for mario characters . the actual second installment in the super mario franchise was never actually released in the us after testers played the game and determined it was too difficult for puny , american gamers . the real super mario bros . 2 would make its way across the sea years later , under the moniker of the lost levels in super mario all - stars . sorry kid , but it ' s for your own good . the actual mario 2 would have just made you cry .
a power surge sends whacked out computer programmer squeegie hornio and his brother ornio into cyberspace where they meet up with , have sex with , and even fight , a variety of characters from a popular video game .
the first level of the great giana sisters ( top ) , which bears a great resemblance to that of super mario bros . ( bottom ) .
david lumb ( september 20 , 2017 ) . nintendo issues takedowns for ‘super mario 64 online ' mod videos . engadget . retrieved september 26 , 2017
wipe your glasses or rub your eyes because you’re reading correctly . a super mario adult film existed and nintendo bought it . check out the story .
super mario 64 hd was a fan tech demo of a high - definition remake of super mario 64 , produced in the unity game engine by programmer erik roystan ross to demonstrate his
super character controller
[ 21 ] , an input plugin for the unity engine . the demo , consisting only of a semi - complete recreation of bob - omb battlefield , was published on march 12 , 2015 . nintendo issued a takedown notice against the game on march 31 , 2015 , saying the website
allows users to play , an electronic game that makes unauthorized use of copyright - protected features of nintendo ' s super mario 64 video game
. ross attributed it to the presence of models and sound effects ripped from super mario galaxy [ 22 ] .
nintendo , you see , is very protective of its intellectual property . after the actual super mario bros . film turned out to be a critical and commercial flop ( not even making back half of its budget at the box office ) , nintendo has been extremely cautious with licensing characters for future films , presumably fearing any negative backlash ( although it did allow bowser from super mario bros . to make a cameo in wreck - it ralph ) . so naturally enough , the company wasn’t a fan of the major porn parody of super mario brothers , so it purchased the rights to the two films with the specific intent of burying the films , which is exactly what happened .
philips . tom ( march 31 2015 ) . nintendo issues takedown notice for super mario 64 hd project . eurogamer . ( retrived march 31 , 2015 )
as of 13th august this year , super mario 64 has shifted over 11 . 89 million units worldwide , making it the 10th most successful mario title .
yoshiller ( february 16 , 2016 ) , super mario bros . z creator faces patreon trouble after a nintendo dmca claim . gonintendo . retrieved february 16 , 2016
what a ride . atomic thumbs and juicebox hero are both banned , the tape turns out to have been mislabeled and both at and boldfrankensteinmir missed it , and atomic thumbs ' making - of documentary remains to be seen . we now have a very high resolution copy of super hornio bros 2 , about 50 new avatars and one very old and ready - to - die goon project thread .
let me tell you a christmas story , boys and girls . a story about giving , a story about generosity , a story about miracles – a story about finding one of the last copies of a mario brothers porno in existence .
pokémon go blessed players with a serene nostalgia while super mario run , not having as much success , is a fun time passer . but this isn’t nintendo’s first strategy with mobile .
with global sales of over 300 million , it’s no wonder that the super mario bros . series is in the guinness book of records as the most successful gaming franchise of all time !
super mario bros . z was later rebooted by its original creator in late 2015 , who set up a patreon page to support the series . on february 15 , 2016 , the patreon received a takedown notice from nintendo . [ 26 ] the series creator has since created a new page to support him creating animations in general , as opposed to just super mario bros . z .
okay , we ' ve been having fun up till this point right ? good , good . listen . it ' s time to get serious here . this part of the list is not for children . because the movie super mario bros is not for children . interestingly enough , it ' s actually not for adults either . or anyone , for that matter . if you haven ' t seen the super mario brothers movie , let me start by saying you don ' t ever need to . not ever . just look up a few images from the film , and you ' ll be more than all set . here are a few highlights :
porn comes in every shape and , er , size . so , it should really come as no surprise that there is not one , but two super mario parody pornos floating around out there .
video game designer yuji naka has said in interviews that he was inspired to create sonic the hedgehog after countless attempts at completing the first level of ‘super mario bros . ’ as quickly as possible .
mario was originally meant to ride a horse in ‘super mario 64’ but when that didn’t happen for unknown reasons mario’s horse became epona , link’s horse in ‘the legend of zelda : ocarina of time’ .
with worldwide sales of over 40 million , 1985’s release of ‘super mario bros’ remains mario’s most popular release to date . with the game selling over 29 million copies in the u . s . alone !
actually this is an indie game developed by one developer , so due to the limitation of effort , i purchased a cute character from turbosquid , one of the biggest 3d asset stores , without knowing the background story of the character yoshi , since i ' m not a super mario fan . . . . once the game was released on the play store , after spending hundreds of hours in making the game , i started receiving ' kind ' mails from super mario fans that i stole yoshi , etc . so i started googling and i realized that the character is really from the super mario series .
super mario 64 online is a rom hack for super mario 64 released in september 2017 . it adds online multiplayer for up to 24 players and other new features , such as new playable characters . on september 20 , 2017 , nintendo took down all youtube videos related to the game on the creator ' s account as well as his patreon page , although the hack itself remains available for download . [ 29 ]
“let me tell you a christmas story , boys and girls , ” wrote elizabeth deloria in a piece published dec . 26 on urltoken . “a story about giving , a story about generosity , a story about miracles—a story about finding one of the last copies of a mario brothers porno in existence . ”
the manual for ' super mario bros . 2 ' clearly states that birdo is a guy who thinks he is a girl . which makes yoshi’s brightly - coloured bae transgender , right ? how progressive of you nintendo !
one scientific study found that playing super mario 64 for half an hour a day over the course of two months caused a significant increase in areas of the brain that helped with spatial orientation , memory formation , and strategic planning .
that said , this doesn ' t actually mean no one can ever make a mario brothers porn parody again . it just means you need to use a different title , and given how cheap and omnipresent modern pornographic movies are , if enough people did it , nintendo would give up buying the rights at a certain point .
super mario 64 2 , the follow - up sequel that was intended for release in 1999 , was going to be for the nintendo 64dd but was cancelled early in production due to the 64dd add - on failing to shift enough units .
everyone remembers the super mario bros . super show , the mario brothers cartoon featuring professional wrestler captain lou albano as mario . what far fewer people remember is the short - lived king koopa ' s kool kartoons , kkkk for short ( or just
whoops
for really short ) , a show that featured an actor clad in a koopa costume that managed to somehow walk the line of looking both cheap and terrifying simultaneously . the show consisted of koopa queuing up public domain cartoons for a live audience of children , all of whom were outfitted in koopa themed hats and shirts , which didn ' t do much to take away from the idea all of them were being held against their will . the show enjoyed a lengthy run from 1989 - 1990 and was only broadcast in southern california . stick to video game kidnapping , koops .
the game received almost immediate attention from players ( and later the video game industry ) , due to the game ' s overall design and mechanics being extremely similar to that of super mario bros . . the game ' s first level is nearly identical to that of super mario bros . , as well as the game ' s elements ( mushrooms with eyes and horns , and yellow blocks , resembling goombas and ? blocks , respectively ) , and the gameplay itself . [ 11 ] some versions of the game also feature on the box art graffiti on a brick wall that says
the brothers are history !
because of the games ' similarities , nintendo pressured the developers to pull the game from retail shelves . copies of the game were eventually withdrawn from sale , and it still remains a collector ' s item to this day .
editors ' note , sept . 12 , 2015 : this story originally stated that danny devito starred in the super mario bros . film , which is obviously incorrect for anyone who loves bad ' 90s movies . it has been updated with a correction .
so this is awkward , but according to the instruction guide included with ‘super mario bros . ’ , the koopas turned the inhabitants of the mushroom kingdom into blocks when they invaded , which means mario is killing someone every time he hits a block .
‘super mario kart’ was censored in the u . s . because of princess peach’s champagne swigging on the podium like a boss when she won . in the non - japanese version she simply pops the cork and tosses the bottle up in the air .
remember those hockey mask - wearing goombas in the pumpkin zone in ‘super mario land 2’ ? as it turns out , they were in fact a direct reference to jason voorhees in ‘friday the 13th’ and even went by the name of “j son” in japan .
in the film , jeremy plays a computer programmer named squeegie hornio . he and his brother ornio hornio , played by t . t . boy , are zapped into a computer game during a power surge , a la tron . instead of a world of goombas and puffy clouds , they find themselves in a black void where they meet a very non - dinosaur - ish villain named king pooper , played by buck adams , the director of the film . pooper kidnaps princess perlina , and our heroes , squeegie and ornio have to prevent the villain from teleporting himself to the real world with a jizz - powered machine . there are also several prolonged sex acts sprinkled in , because it ' s a pornographic film intended to be masturbated to .
with a joke about ' the writer ran out of ideas and had us gently caress each other at random ' , then a guy with long hair humps a computer and somehow this solves everything and the hornio bros . are back in the real world explaining their victory to princess peach . it fades out on mario saying ' i knew it was gonna end this way ' .
for those curious about what this apparently painful parody from the past is about , other than a creepy version of a kid’s game , the synopsis from imdb reads , “a power surge sends whacked out computer programmer squeegie hornio and his brother ornio into cyberspace where they meet up with , have sex with , and even fight , a variety of characters from a popular video game . ”
“ground theme” ( the song played on the first level of the ‘super mario bros . ’ game ) is one of the most recognised pieces of music in the world and spent a to - tal of 125 weeks at the top of the billboard charts for ringtones .
a curious sort of boom market has developed in recent years for high - end porn parodies of popular films and tv series , particularly those featuring superheroes , like batman xxx : a porn parody ( cbr spoke to the director of the film at the time and it is fascinating how much care is put into the production of these films . as csbg’s sonia harris noted a while back , the costume for the porn parody of wonder woman looks better and more like the actual comic book character than the costume for the david e . kelley television pilot ! ) . while these porn parodies have become big business , the idea has been around for decades . you would be hard pressed to pick a notable television series or film that hasn’t had a porn parody ( i wrote a comic book legends revealed on a superman porn parody that dc sued over 30 years ago ) . however , very rarely do you ever see the inspiration for the porn parody ever get involved in the parody and yet that’s exactly what happened with nintendo and the 1993 film super hornio brothers .
gameranx called the film
disappointing
, noting scenes like luigi and princess peach bumping uglies on a desk or mario laying pipe with a spider lady . i don ' t remember a spider lady in super mario bros . . then again , i also don ' t remember hardcore fucking .
it ' s hard to imagine now , but originally , a shoot - ' em - up stage was planned for super mario bros . from shigeru miyamoto :
we originally thought about having a shoot - ' em - up stage where mario jumps on a cloud and shoots at enemies
what did you find especially good about the job buck adams did ? he tried very hard to simulate the basic show . buck knew mario brothers inside and out . i ' ve been told before that i look like one of the brothers . they ' ve made jokes about it . i even did layouts in magazines where i had to impersonate that , with a plunger in one hand , overalls , a big , big mustache . pretty funny , you know ? he had good attention to detail . it was one of his better videos . he added that noise when i walked , you know ? ( makes a video - gamey boink - boink - boink sound ) plus it had good sex scenes . pretty basic thing if you ' re gonna watch an adult movie . that ' s gotta be hot too .
while also a fabulous play on words , the super knitendo was the concept and design for a nintendo - made knitting machine . the part would attach to the nes and had the slogan : “now you’re knitting with power ! ” wow , that definitely had to be a tough sell to people .
children of all ages love the super mario brothers ! there ' s no child on earth who doesn ' t remember their first adventure in the mushroom kingdom . there ' s a good chance if you walk up to someone and just say the words ,
it ' s - a me ,
they ' ll respond with ,
mario !
super mario is just good , clean fun . except when he ' s drinking blood to send demons back to hell , starring in his own
adult
film , or carrying out mass murder .
wait ,
you say .
i don ' t remember any of that happening .
of course , you don ' t , because you ' re so blinded by your love of the italian plumber and his adorable band of merry heroes and villains that you ' ve been unable to see what ' s been under your nose the whole time . the mario universe is one filled to the brim with salacious creatures , heinous violence , and rampant drug use .
while a good idea , it would’ve been better for nintendo to promote making friends over creating a bot . most know r . o . b . through super smash bros . brawl and wii u , but nintendo invented r . o . b . long ago . support making new friends over fake robots , nintendo .
squeegie is obviously based on mario , wearing red overalls and being shorter , while ornio is based on luigi , wearing green overalls and being taller , however their names seemes to be swapped , since squeege sounds more like
luigi
and ornio more like
mario
, also having almost the same first and last name , referencing mario having the same first and last name . like luigi in the super mario bros . movie , ornio has no mustache and wears his cap backwards . the brothers being computer programmers rather than plumbers is very likely a reference to the mario series originally being a video game series . the villain king popper is clearly based on king koopa from the movie , having the same hairstyle , but princess perlina while having the same role as princesses peach or daisy , she doesn ' t specifically resemble any of them . also the other characters in the movies don ' t seem to directly reference any mario character . the plot of the brothers having to save the princess is reminiscent of the plot of mario games , but specifically the main villain wanting to conquer earth seems to be a reference to the mario movie , since bowser never invaded earth in the games ( except in the educational game mario is missing ! ) additionally the princess ' love intrest being the seconadry hero rather than the main one , might be based on the movie , where the princess daisy is luigi ' s love interest rather than mario ' s . lastly , the movies ' title screen is based on the title of the movie super mario bros . featuring similar metallic characters .
super mario bros . z : the movie was a crowdfunding campaign on kickstarter for a feature length episode of super mario bros . z , a flash - animated fan video series crossing over sonic the hedgehog characters into the world of mario , and with a story and battle sequences patterned after dragon ball z . the episode was meant to serve as a finale to the original series , which at the time had been officially canceled by its creator , and a pilot for another similar web series . the kickstarter ( and by extension , the project ) was canceled after receiving a takedown notice from miller nash , a law firm employed by nintendo [ 25 ] .
according to super mario creator shigeru miyamoto , super mario is somewhere in the area of 24 - 25 years old . that ' s right , you read that correctly . super mario , a short , round , mustached man who , realistically , looks like he ' s probably in his early forties , is in his mid - twenties . what is going on ? there are a few possible explanations . first , mario ' s repeated trips to the mushroom kingdom , a different dimension than the one he is from , are somehow taking a toll on his brain , metabolism , and physical appearance . another is that mario ' s rampant drug use ( as we learned from the previous item on this list ) is catching up to him . he ' s like a video game keith richards , or something . just another reason crack is whack , kids . and if you ' re a kid reading this , stop ! i thought i made it clear this was not for you .
you know your hero , super mario ? the coolest of the cool ? the fireball - throwing , koopa stomping , shell hurling superhero who can ' t be stopped , even by death ? well , guess what . turns out , all that ' s just a facade . at the end of the day , mario just another wimp who ' s most at home with a needle and thread . don ' t believe me ? well , look no further than 1986 family computer disk system title i am a teacher : super mario sweater . it ' s rumored that every time the title of this game is spoken out loud , a little kid somewhere throws away his super mario happy meal toy . gameplay consisted of . . . well , designing sweaters . you could make a mario sweater or even a peach sweater . fun . you can tell the kids about this one , just be prepared for them to never look at their red suspender - clad hero the same way again .
a curious sort of boom market has developed in recent years for high end porn parodies of popular films and tv series , especially superhero films and shows , like batman xxx : a porn parody ( cbr spoke to the director of the film at the time and it is fascinating how much care is put into the production of these films . as csbg’s sonia harris noted a while back , the costume for the porn parody of wonder woman looks better and more like the actual comic book character than the costume for the david e . kelley wonder woman tv pilot ! ) . while these porn parodies have become big business these days ( you almost see as many mentions of porn parodies as you see car insurance ads these days ) , the idea of doing a porn parody of popular culture has been around for decades . you would be hard pressed to pick a notable television series or film that has not had a porn parody at one point or another over the years ( i did a comic book legends revealed on a superman porn parody that dc sued over thirty years ago ) . however , very rarely do you ever see the inspiration for the porn parody ever get involved in the parody and yet that is exactly what happened with nintendo and the 1993 film super hornio brothers .