scott mitchell rosenberg is an american film , television , and comic book producer .

he is the chairman of platinum studios , an entertainment company that controls a library of comic-book characters and adapts them for film , television and other media .

he is also the former founder and president of malibu comics , and is a former senior executive vice president for marvel comics .

as a producer with platinum studios , rosenberg has released films and television programming with universal studios , paramount pictures , dreamworks , mgm , showtime , and lions gate entertainment .

he has also developed film and television with several others including the walt disney company , time-warner ’s new line films , 20th century fox and sony pictures entertainment .

scott mitchell rosenberg

scott mitchell rosenberg is chairman of platinum studios , an entertainment company that hold the . . .
scott mitchell rosenberg became marvel entertainment ' s 2nd highest executive after selling malibu comics to marvel in 1994 . scott then left and formed platinum studios in 1997 .
christopher mitchell is the director of the community broadband networks initiative with the institute for local self - reliance ( ilsr ) in minneapolis . mitchell is a leading national expert . . .
scott mitchell rosenberg is chairman of platinum studios , an entertainment company that hold the rights to over 3 , 800 characters and stories , some of which have appeared in millions of comics distributed in over 49 countries and 23 languages . scott , along with platinum studios has adapted content for film , television and all other media . as . . .
@ bob : i don’t believe there’s an official claim , but a blurry claim to bolster platinum’s credibility . when scott rosenberg was at malibu comics , he helped broker the deal for the men in black movie and while never a producer on the film or credited in any way , he’s used that association to his pr advantage . men in black was published by mailbu comics , scott rosenberg owned malibu comics , the movie became a big franchise , now scott rosenberg owns platinum . could lightning strike twice ? it’s fuzzy business puffery .
and what of scott mitchell rosenberg , the legendary mastermind behind platinum , cowboys and aliens and a plethora of shell companies to keep everything tucked away ? he seems to have dropped out of sight as far as platinum goes , although he’s been backing some stuff on kickstarter according to his facebook page .
scott mitchell rosenberg is chairman / ceo of platinum studios . platinum controls one of the world’s largest independent libraries of comic book characters . scott has played an integral role in creating one of the largest bibles in comic book history : the platinum studios macroverse , which includes anchor titles such as cowboys & aliens . a constant innovator , scott established platinum in 1997 , following a successful career as the founder of malibu comics , which sold to marvel in 1994 . at malibu , scott led many successful comic spin offs into toys , television , and feature films , including the billion - dollar film and television phenomenon , men in black .
the investor call was described as a chance for investors who disagreed with rosenberg’s removal to rebut the decision . but neither beall nor rosenberg showed up on the call .
the song “cowboys and aliens” was inspired by the same - named 2006 graphic novel by scott mitchell rosenberg , which provided the genesis for the 2011 film starring harrison ford and daniel craig , directed by jon favreau , and produced by ron howard and steven spielberg . the upcoming animated version will reportedly stake different territory from the live action adaptation .
mitchell and his partner , walter , have fulfilled a lifelong dream of having a family by adopting two children , sebrina and sebastian .
malibu comics was launched in 1986 by dave olbrich and tom mason ( joined by chris ulm in 1987 ) thanks to the financing of scott mitchell rosenberg , who was operating a comic book distribution company ( sunrise distributors ) at the time . olbrich had previously been an employee of fantagraphics , as well as the administrator of the jack kirby awards .
rosenberg is a hateful , unethical business partner for sure . but , what i don’t understand is that most ignore that rosenberg apparently is not fully to blame in the deals he made .
beall sent a letter to rosenberg on monday in which he claimed to speak on behalf of platinum’s board of directors . it informed rosenberg he had been removed as ceo . beall sent a separate email to investors alleging numerous misuses of company funds by rosenberg . among those accusations were that rosenberg transferred a controlling interest in the company to another entity , rip media , without approval of shareholders ; that rosenberg paid himself out of funds intended for other purposes ; and that rosenberg diverted company funds to pay for his family’s health care . beall also claimed the company has lost rights to
ceo scott rosenberg today denied that he has been pushed out of the company despite what president chris beall is saying in letters and emails to his investors and shareholders — that rosenberg this week is being removed from his post amid allegations of misallocating funds . neither execs appeared on a hastily scheduled investor call yesterday to sort it all out .
excellent article . one other lawsuit not mentioned is the lawsuit asher has against rosenberg . asher who does toxic financing to these pink sheet stocks is suing rosenberg for 30k loan he recieeved and used for his own personal benefit .
it’s rare that we , as a near - journalist , get a chance to feast with such gusto on the misdeeds of a total flimflam conman like scott mitchell rosenberg . while we have to enjoy a bit of schadenfreude at the spectacular dissolution of platinum studios , it comes after decades of people being lied to and ripped off—going all the way back to rosenberg’s days at sunrise distribution , a comics distributor that ripped off the indie comics world in the dark days of the black and white bust . in other words , there is no good from all this .
today , scott mitchell rosenberg produces and develops comic book properties for all media , including slates of live - action and animated feature films , television series for major networks , direct to dvd features , animated features and direct to web content . his vision has allowed platinum to develop the business model of the future where properties are developed simultaneously for multiple distribution models to maximize profitability , visibility and availability for everyone involved , from the creator to the consumer .
as mayor jim gray’s chief innovation officer , scott shapiro generates transformative projects that do not fall neatly within the standard method of city - service delivery . . . .
does this mean anything ? is there even anything left of platinum to take over ? once it claimed to own 5000 properties , but few of them had much of a fanbase , to put it mildly . since the board drama of a year ago—platinum’s new president tried to oust owner scott mitchell rosenberg only to have rosenberg fire him and an investor’s meeting turn into a disaster—the only news of the company was a sale of its storage units last summer . the penny stock was last worth a penny in 2011 , it hasn’t tweeted since september 2012 , or made any sec filings since about the same time .
it was concepts like these that brought malibu comics’ ultraverse to the front lines with its launch of a new genre of comic books in june 1993 . the company itself had been in existence since 1986 , when scott rosenberg founded it with its inaugural title the ex - mutants . rosenberg negotiated a distribution deal with the newly formed image comics . image was a success , and infused malibu with loads of capital to try new things .
according to beall , rosenberg has been feeding fake information about the “atlantis rising” and c & a2 projects , among others , to the media and friends . beall pointed to this article from october as an example . it claims musician scott west had written a song to be used in the “animated graphic novel . ”
mitchell klein is the executive director of the z - wave alliance , a rapidly growing technology alliance focused on the smart home / iot . the z - wave alliance is a consortium of global . . .
scott behn is the ceo of chibardun telephone cooperative , inc . dba mosaic telecom and has served in this capacity since june 2013 . in addition , he has also held various leadership . . .
scott joined edr in 2006 , advancing to his current position in july 2013 . he oversees external technology related to housing , development and construction initiatives including internet services , cable television , . . .
. the letter , dated yesterday at 10 : 45 am , confirms that a majority share of the company’s shareholders had voted beall out . ( beall alleges that 790 million of the voting shares owned by rip media were illegitimately transferred by rosenberg before the shake - up . ) the board reconstitution left rosenberg and glenn eggert as the only remaining directors , with rosenberg named as the company’s chairman , ceo , president , secretary , cfo , and treasurer . the vote came after beall issued a letter of suspension to rosenberg on monday ( read that one
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in 1986 mr . rosenberg launched his own comic book company , malibu comics entertainment . mr . rosenberg founded malibu comics with one title , the ex - mutants , and subsequently developed a library of hundreds of cutting - edge properties in a whole new
ultraverse
- a comic book universe that contained quality characters including prime , rune , and night man . under mr . rosenberg ' s leadership , malibu . . .
scott rosenberg began his career in the comic book industry at age 13 when he started a mail order company . he became known for picking early hits from often - unknown talent by focusing not on sales but on the stories they were telling . based on his retail success , rosenberg began publishing his own independent comic book titles , which led to the creation of malibu comics in 1986 . his first launch , ex - mutants , was an instant hit . it was at malibu comics that rosenberg also acquired men in black for comics from it’s creator who was passed by 70 publishers before being given a publishing green light from rosenberg . this , of course , went on to become the massive men in black franchise , currently consisting of three films , an animated tv series , a universal studios ride attraction and in numerous forms of merchandise .
i have mixed feelings . sure , there’s no defending rosenberg . but , it was malibu which gave us ron lim and forever redefined silver surfer and thanos .
anyone who willingly invested money with rosenberg after the overt scam that was cowboys and aliens had to have known they were taking their financial life in their own hands .
) to investors and board members outlining the reasons for his actions . he set up a call for yesterday at 7 pm but neither beall or rosenberg were on it .
malibu ' s 1987 financing arrangement with rosenberg also led to it effectively acquiring eternity comics and canadian publisher aircel comics as imprints . in 1989 , malibu acquired the publisher adventure publications .
“it will be an animated version of the graphic novel . scott said that our ‘cowboys and aliens’ theme would be great way to end the movie and to be playing as the credits roll , which is what justin and i had in mind when we wrote it . ”
mitchell katine is a founding partner with the law firm of katine & nechman l . l . p . over the course of his career , mitchell has not only distinguished himself as an outstanding professional with unique talents and expertise in a myriad of legal fields , he has also been a community leader and advocate for many of the most marginalized in our society . he is perhaps best known as having served as local counsel for john lawrence and tyron garner in the landmark united states supreme court case of lawrence v . texas , which created new paradigms in u . s . privacy law jurisprudence .
i worked on the dylan dog movie at one point . i met rosenberg , who was perfectly nice to me , but the platinum business model always seemed completely bizarre to me . “content” without content .
for additional comment . beall for his part remains adamant that rosenberg’s tenure atop platinum has been defined by mismanagement , reiterating in particular his claim that the transfer of a controlling share of platinum studios stocks was unethical because , he alleges , it is “an entity that scott does have an ownership stake in . ” rosenberg disputes those claims without reservation , and speaking exclusively to deadline , he said “i do not control rip at all , and that’s from any legal standpoint , as anyone who would want to look at sec records , accounting records , all legal avenues one can see , i do not control rip . ” deadline has been told that further comment on the matter by rip media will follow .
“alien circus” by dave roman and l . frank weber ( 3 - album - sized books ) “the big amoeba” by art baltazar ( one - shot ogn ) “blood nation” by rob moran and james devlin ( mini - series ) “nightfall” by scott o . brown and ferran xalabarder ( one - shot ogn ) “super larry” by andy mangels and dan thompson ( one - shot ogn ) “watchdogs” by fred van lente and brian churilla ( one - shot ogn ) “the weapon” by fred van lente and scott koblish ( mini - series ) “unique” by dean motter and dennis calero ( mini - series )
rosenberg brokered a deal in 1992 , in which seven top - selling artists defected en - masse from marvel comics to form image comics at malibu comics instead of the major two publishers , marvel and dc comics . rosenberg signed the artists to a label deal , giving the upstart creator - run publisher access to malibu comics’ distribution channels and well - regarded marketing division . this , and malibu’s other titles , subsequently led to malibu breaking all sales records for independent comics , including temporarily moving ahead of industry giant , dc comics . rosenberg has recently worked on a deal to bring platinum studios digital distribution rights to some of these same titles .
in october 2002 , marvel studios held a press conference to announce the launch of two new projects to be produced with universal pictures . marvel studios ceo avi arad was pleased to announce that prime was one of the film projects . the film had been in planning stages while the comic was still being produced , but had been stuck in development hell with rewrite after rewrite being churned out by multiple writers , including a draft by toy story 2 writers doug chamberlin and chris webb . “ prime is a complete departure from the standard super hero story , ” said arad . “with this film we are developing what we think will be marvel’s first super hero action - comedy . ” prime’s new writers , pegged as the hot young creative team of don calame and chris conroy , have only one screen credit to their names . the film will be produced by arad and executive produced by scott mitchell rosenberg .
rosenberg also published malibu comics , which , as we’ve been often told by tom brevoort and axel alonso , will never ever be revived at marvel despite marvel having bought the company back in 1994 ( 20 years ago ! ! ! ) . no one knows exactly why this is , as an nda is involved , although there is some speculation by informed parties if you scroll down in this post . i’m guessing it has something to do with rosenberg .
rosenberg answered the phone at platinum today and said the company is writing a statement addressing the situation . he also was defiant by claiming that he is still with the company . “i have no intention of leaving , and shareholders from a percentage standpoint have no desire for me to leave , ” rosenberg told deadline . he added , “a ) i plan to be here for a long time . b ) there’s no sign that i won’t be . ”
platinum was founded in 1997 after rosenberg’s success bringing men in black to the screen for columbia / sony . the company owns numerous comic book properties and in addition to film has attempted numerous tv projects . only the showtime series jeremiah has been produced . the company is involved in several lawsuits stemming from its financial setbacks . in may , platinum was delisted by the sec for failure to file financial reports as publicly traded companies are required . rosenberg has attributed the failure to file to what he tells deadline was “a system wide server crash , unfortunately including financial servers” . rosenberg tonight said this information was provided to regulators and that the records will be restored during the first half of 2013 .
for all the metaphorical “hookers and blow”or hokem for land that rosenberg woo’ed possible creators with to give up their creations , the one story i never read about was him actually holding a gun to anyone’s head to sign on the dotted line .
soon allow those smaller companies to look bigger , minimizing their costs and maximizing the quality of their output . in addition , rosenberg worked with adobe and their photoshop software to develop the leading standard system for the computer coloring of comic books .
steve rosenberg has been the chief data officer for the wireline competition bureau at the federal communications commission since the spring of 2010 . his focus is on improving the collection , analysis and dissemination of data to inform policy - making in . . .
as a creator who had the misfortune of crossing paths with mr . rosenberg in the 1980s…and what a tangled web he did weave…i’m not surprised by any of this . google the sad saga of ex - mutants and you will find nothing has changed .
about beall , rosenberg said : “i can’t comment on anything that hasn’t been released publicly , and i don’t know what beall has released publicly . he was making dates for things and scheduling things and sending things around without others in the company knowing . ”
rosenberg , who launched malibu comics 1986 , is now chairman and ceo of platinum studios , which turns comic books into film projects . platinum studios is well known for such projects as the big screen version of malibu’s men in black comic and showtime’s original series jeremiah . his office could double as a comic book store , spinner rocks stacked full of ultraverse comics , prime and mantra 6 - foot standups , a nightman tv poster , and even cards and ultraforce toys lying about . rosenberg is working hard with marvel to bring the prime movie to fruition . when asked if a final draft has been completed for the movie , rosenberg is quick to note , “nothing’s ever final in hollywood until the movie’s complete . that said , there’s a current draft which is attracting some directing interest . ”
and so you have the mogul , rosenberg , on the run but with a large body of shell companies and audacity at his disposal , and the new president , beall , a former marine who , based on the documents received by the beat , seemed to be trying to do the right thing and get matters back on track . however , the day of the call , some shareholders claimed to have gotten an email from beall stating that he had been removed as president by rosenberg . and the call itself was a disaster , one shareholder wrote :
fortunately , only the squids have the monetary reach ( and by that i mean all your favorite politicians are bought and paid for ) to have sec law not apply to them . rosenberg isn’t anywhere close to their weight class so he might actually go to jail . eventually .
mitchell was born in miami , florida and received his bachelor ' s degree in mass communications and public relations at the university of south florida in tampa . in 1982 , he moved to houston , where as a student at south texas college of law , he served on the school ' s law review , made the dean ' s list every semester , and graduated summa cum laude with the 4th highest urltoken his graduating class .
banding together to attempt to oust rosenberg from the company after a series of what they claim are flagrantly fraudulent money shifting and credit card embezzlement maneuvers—all from the coffers of the publicly - traded company . while we don’t know the whole story , we can piece together some of it .
as one of the first comic creators ripped off by this guy in the 1980s ( along with dave l . above and our cohorts at wonder / amazing , etc . ) , i think it’s well past time rosenberg went to jail . we’ve been telling people he’s a crook for more than 2 decades , and yet he keeps pulling the same type of scams again and again and again . if you were lucky , rosenberg only stole your money . if you were unlucky , he got your characters & ip . put him in jail and throw away the key !
the first film based on the new york times bestseller graphic album , “cowboys & aliens” created by rosenberg when he was a kid – is distributed worldwide by paramount pictures , and domestically by universal studios , thus far grossed nearly $ 175 million dollars , not including tv and ancillary sales .
appearing 14 times on the new york times bestseller list , the cowboys & aliens graphic novel — created by rosenberg when he was a kid — has now been produced into its first film grossing nearly 200 million dollars , not including tv and ancillary sales , the film stars harrison ford and daniel craig .
platinum studios , with rosenberg as a producer , has released films and television programming with universal pictures , paramount pictures , dreamworks films , mgm , showtime , and lionsgate , and has developed film or television with others , including disney , time - warner’s new line films , 20th century fox and sony pictures entertainment .
“the script is still subject to some tweaks and changes , and with director choices affecting the tone somewhat , it’s too early to tell , ” rosenberg had to say on where the target audience might lie for the film . “currently it’s a pretty fun movie . i’d hesitate to guess , but most likely adults over the age of 124 might not find it of interest and i would frown upon bringing anyone prior to inception , ” rosenberg kids . “seriously , we are trying hard to make a cool movie that everyone will enjoy . ” the project still has no principal actors or a director attached and is still too early to tell when the prime film will be shot and released . platinum studios continues to partner with marvel comics to try and find other malibu characters that could be produced into feature films . “finding the right character isn’t always the hard part , it’s finding the right story for a film , ” says rosenberg . “and having a studio agree that it is the right story . ”
since that time , rosenberg has been recognized as a pioneer and a leader in the comic book industry . he recognized that comics were on the verge of one of many revolutions that would allow opportunity for new , smaller publishers , and that the advent of the macintosh computer ( circa 1986 ) and other technological advances of that time would
the call took place late yesterday , and in the meantime , platinum president , chris beall , who joined last summer , was trying to make sense of this all and get rosenberg booted as chairman in order to be investigated . we have the documents beall sent out to shareholders , and they aren’t pretty , spelling out all of the malfeasance and more , including a bevy of lawsuits , and the revelation that the “animated movie” was nothing more than a “motion comic” which platinum is unable to publish because of not paying the creators . among rosenberg’s other questionable actions : transferring 51 % of platinum’s ip to rip media , another one of his shell companies . in other words , shareholders were owning less and less .
i had the opportunity to work with rosenberg briefly in 2000 . he impressed me as a guy who’d seized some profitable opportunities primarily from being in the right place at the right time . while he had the sense to grab some of the early properties cheap , by the time i worked with him , he was clearly in over his head and surrounded by a couple of sycophants who talked some of the talk and sucked up to him to his liking . the writing was on the wall . scott had peaked and was on his way to a glorious flame out , touting some of the remaining pieces of crap in his inventory , e . g . , dylan dog , as the next three or four mib - sized superstars . based on the history of lawsuits and scandals , i see that has mostly played out . sad , but a useful object lesson about falling for your own hype .
as to rip , i’m simply dumbfounded . if the monies that they have reported going to rip are for cowboys and aliens , that means this company never really owned anything at all and was entirely a scam from the beginning . i was willing to give mr . rosenberg the benefit of the doubt and say he was merely incompetent , but this is far beyond that . i thought i was buying into a company with a large library of intellectual property , to now find that it was always a shell that owned nothing and money was always meant to be funneled into a company solely owned by mr . rosenberg makes me furious . how has the sec ignored my every inquiry ? how is this man not on his way to jail ?
as a teenager in the early ’80s , rosenberg stole – literally jammed under his jacket – my copies of amazing fantasy 15 and journey into mystery 83 and ran out of my house with them . it was the early 80’s and the police in the sf valley wouldn’t do shit . still have the police report and the copy of the recycler where he ran ads to troll for victims .
so what does that leave ? hundreds of thousands of dollars invested by penny stock gamblers , much of it unwisely . former executives who don’t even list the company on their linkedin pages anymore . creators who lost their properties long ago and don’t even bother to look back . rich , fat lawyers . and rosenberg ? reportedly running the company out of his apartment . and still fighting the fight .
after 20 years , including 11 as partner , at the prominent houston firm of williams , birnberg & andersen , l . l . p . , mitchell decided to start his own practice with his new law partner , john nechman . he continues to concentrate on the areas of real estate , with a special emphasis on real estate litigation , homeowner association law , title insurance matters , landlord - tenant disputes , and adjoining landowner issues . he also handles employment and hr matters , estate planning and probate , general and business litigation , as well as insurance , adoption , and disability ( including hiv and aids ) matters .
since the early days of the hiv / aids crisis , mitchell has been a stalwart leader in the battle to help those with hiv / aids . he has also helped create numerous glbt legal organizations in houston and texas , and he regularly appears on local and national television and radio programs where issues such as same - sex marriage , gay and lesbian adoption , hiv / aids , and civil rights are discussed and debated . he is particularly proud of his role as local counsel in the lawrence case , in which the supreme court overruled the case of bowers v . hardwick and overturned all sodomy statutes in the country .
among his many awards , mitchell has received the humanitarian award from the houston conference on aids in america , the advocacy award from the bar association for human rights of greater houston , the state bar of texas ' s frank j . scurlock award and judge norman black award , a community service award for outstanding citizenship from houston ' s abc affiliate channel 13 , an award as
top attorney
from h magazine , the john walzel political equality award from the human rights campaign , and an award as outstanding civil rights attorney from the equal employment opportunity commission , and he was named a texas monthly magazine
super lawyer
4 years in a row .
as sales declined industry - wide in the mid - 1990s , malibu canceled lower - selling series . nonetheless , the company ' s assets were still seen as attractive enough to garner interest from dc comics in the spring of 1994 . in addition , rosenberg and malibu signed with the william morris agency . the company was purchased by marvel comics on november 3 , 1994 . in the middle of the next year , malibu standard - bearers mason and ulm left the company .
flash forward to early 2012 , when , with the cowboys & aliens movie come and gone , the stock was delisted , even as a penny stock , following failure to file reports . some stockholders began to take a look at strange sec filings and the way rosenberg was shuffling money between his various companies in order to claim more of the money invested in the company . and a lawsuit was filed in 2012 , which you can read here : while anything more than counting the change from a pumpkin latte gives us a headache , the lawsuit makes a strong case that something fishy was going on , with rosenberg personally claiming 25 % of platinum’s worth—a $ 37 . 5 million dollar value—in return for lending the company $ 3 , 750 . 000 in credit . if you want to get to the heart of the matter go to the end and read the letter by former platinum cfo brian altounian where he explains to other board members what’s happening and what needs to be done .
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while at williams , birnberg , & anderson , l . l . p . , mitchell quickly forged a reputation as an attorney of formidable skills . he also became a certified mediator , a publisher of numerous law - related articles , and nationally - known speaker and continuing legal education presenter on numerous topics . in 1993 , texas governor ann richards appointed him to the texas real estate commission , where he served as a commissioner for 6 years . in 1994 , he became an adjunct professor at south texas college of law , and in 2001 , he took on the same role at the university of houston law center , teaching
hiv & the law .
he has also served on the state bar of texas ' s grievance committee panel as well as the disability issues committee .
but just how messed up is platinum ? with all this talk of lawsuits , we made a search on the la superior court website to see how many lawsuits the company was involved in . this particular court site charges quite a bit for looking at case documents—after looking at platinum’s docket , as much as we’d like to read some of these gory details , we just didn’t have more than $ 100 to spend on the research : we’re told there are at least four other lawsuits against rosenberg personally , including one by relatives .
rosenberg has teamed up with many other film and television producers for both development and production including steven spielberg , ron howard , brian grazer , kurtzman & orci ( transformers ) , david s . goyer ( the dark knight , man of steel ) , john williams ( shrek ) , robert cort ( mr . holland’s opus and bill and ted’s excellent adventures ) , david heyman ( the harry potter movies ) , gil adler ( superman returns ) , denis l . stewart ( teenage mutant ninja turtles ) and many more of note .
it’s the classic story of powerful versus the powerless . with malibu , it’s 1982 or 1985 and your’re nineteen or 23 making your own stuff ( pick any year with any permutation of rosenberg’s shells ) . these are your choices : wallow away year after year trying to break into the big two , self - print cheapo amateur versions and shop them around to the three - or four - or five - city region’s comic shops around where you live or sell the farm to that indie publisher to see your stuff actually get professionally published and distributed all across the country . there’s nothing new here in that treatment — the comic industry has deals - with - the - devil , some would say dating the way back to right of ownership of the first super - hero .
i believed in platinum studios after i received a tip from my brother who had noticed pdos gaining momentum . i got in at around 6 cents to 7 cents a chare and thought i had struck a gold mine ! i was so convinced i even rolled over my 401 ( k ) , all $ 100 , 000 + of it into pdos stock ! suffice to say , i was sick to my stomach after day in and day out of loss after loss . i made the stupid mistake of trying to “average down” using my hard - earned day - to - day salary , to the tune of another $ 40k . so after about $ 140k of my money , i just try to live each day knowing that i made a very foolish mistake , believing in platinum and rosenberg . to this day , i still own all my stock in platinum so i guess technically i haven’t lost anything yet — just on paper . lol… i have to laugh or else i would cry . nelson
but first some platinum background . the company was formed in 1997 , during a fairly down time for the comics industry . using the men in black formula—obscure comic becomes very profitable movie franchise—platinum began amassing ip by getting lots of hopeful creators to sign away the rights to their creations in hopes of getting movies made . the result of all this is what platinum pr proudly claims is a character library of over 5000 characters—enough to challenge a marvel or a dc even if you can’t name a single one of them .
platinum’s output wasn’t entirely imaginary . they produced the tv series jeremiah based on the french comic ; they were also involved in the horrible dylan dog movie , dead of night , which grossed a total of $ 754 , 779 its opening weekend and $ 1 . 1 million domestically . most famously their comic cowboys & aliens did get produced with major stars and a top director…but it foundered at the box office amid a tangled web of creation , with many claiming to have come up with the idea of cowboys fighting aliens . the graphic novel it was based on , by fred van lente , denis calero and others , was also vaulted to the top of ew’s graphic novel sales chart under suspicious circumstances .
along the way , platinum went public as a penny stock—a small stock that literally varies between a few cents and a few more , allowing clever investors to hit it big from time to time . despite incredibly glowing press in a variety of top outlets about how genius the platinum model was—this ny times story called “comic genius ? ” being the low point of the genre—and acquisitions that looked smart like the online content company wowio and the webcomic portal drunk duck , the financials were still pretty crap in 2008 , as reported by van jensen in publishers weekly .
while matters roiled a bit for the next few months—if you want the gory details , reading the platinum stockholders message board , if you can stomach it—there was always a constant stream of the usual hollywood blather about deals and projects . these were summed up by a very optimistic shareholder , who remained hopeful that platinum would rise to 2¢ a share :
– stock near its 52 week low - the stock traded from . 01 - . 07 in anticipation of cowboys and aliens movie starring james bond ( sky fall ) lead actor daniel craig – cowboys and aliens 2 production slated for 2013 - development of “atlantis rising” project with mark canton is moving steadily - solid website with pending movie projects and comics - low o / s of just 439 million - pdos is the owner of urltoken which they recently purchased . - level 2 thin and with any updates could see a breakout - company has stated they will be issuing updated very soon and are working to go current tier on otc markets .
the momentum shifting this stock traded . 08 range when the cowboys and aliens movie was released and with cowboys and aliens 2 movie the stock is at basement prices .
with the right volume this stock closes above . 0012 is likely then . 0025 resistance could then see . 04 its 200 moving day average , this could easily be a life changer stock .
unfortunately , most of these actual projects are—to use a hollywood term—in development , which means nothing really . and sometimes not even that , as with the cowboys & aliens animated “sequel” which we’ll get to in a minute .
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all this seemed like the kind of financial limbo that shady companies could puddle along in for a while…but things were about to get much more dramatic .
the latest chapter began on january 8th , when a shareholders call was announced . but the agenda looked far from chipper :
as for that animated graphic novel its been kicking around for a while , and can be downloaded here .
sure…no one from the company showed up or bothered to re schedule . this then was followed by a bunch of investor speculating on what on earth could have happened , alabama ( posts here ) did supply some info as to the possible reason…new ceo is now been let go apparently over conflict with sr comingling personal funds with that of the company . really that goes on in pinks ? heavens to betsy ! ! !
and that’s where the story—or what we know of it—is as of this morning .
michael tierney v . platinum . a former employee of the company has filed a suit against the company claiming , among other things , wrongful termination , fraudulent inducement , defamation , violation of california labor code . no specific damages have been pleaded . the complaint has not yet been served on the company . this former employee was terminated for cause as a result of grossly negligent / intentional misrepresentation of contractual relations with third parties in marketing materials . the misrepresentations caused the company to lose a potential deal with a particularly well - known comics website . the company believes this case is without merit and intends to vigorously defend these claims , if and when actually served with the complaint .
transcontinental printing v . platinum . the company has received several demand letters from transcontinental printing , the most recent of which from a law firm , demanding payment for an outstanding invoice in the amount $ 111 , 567 . 85 . the company has tried to enter into some settlement with this vendor but to no avail as of yet . the company will continue to aggressively pursue a settlement with this vendor to try and avoid a lawsuit . the company has not yet turned this over to outside counsel .
harrison kordestani v . platinum . harrison kordestani was a principal of arclight films , with whom the company had entered into a film slate agreement . one of the properties that had been subject to the slate agreement was “dead of night . ” arclight fired mr . kordestani and subsequently released dead of night from the slate agreement . in late january 2009 , mr . krodestani had an attorney contact the company as well as its new partners who were on the verge of closing the financing for the “dead of night . ” mr . kordestani , through his counsel , claimed he was entitled to reimbursement for certain monies invested in the film while it had been subject to the arclight slate agreement . mr . krodestani’s cliam was wholly without merit and an attempt to force an unwarranted settlement because he knew we were about to close a deal . we responded immediately through outside counsel and asserted that he was engaging in extortion and the company would pursue him vigorously if he continued to try and interfere with our deal . the company has not heard anything further from mr . kordestani but will vigorously defend any suit that mr . kordestani attempts to bring .
doubleclick , inc . v . platinum . on february 19 , 2009 , a lawsuit was filed by doubleclick , inc . against the company in the supreme court of the state of new york . the claim is basically a breach of contract claim . the contract at issue was a three - year agreement to provide ad serving services , requiring a minimum $ 3 , 500 / month payment with no termination clause . the employee who executed the agreement without having counsel review it is no longer with the company . between february and june 2008 , the company attempted to negotiate an “out” without luck . the service was far too expensive and the company could no longer afford it and stopped using it around june / july 2008 . doubleclick is seeking approximately $ 118 , 000 , plus interest and late fees for the balance of the contract . the company has engaged outside counsel , jeffrey reina with the law firm of lipsitz green scime cambria llp in buffalo , ny to handle this matter . the company intends to answer the complaint and then aggressively pursue a settlement with doubleclick
paul franz v . wowio , llc and platinum . wowio and the company have received a demand letter from counsel for paul franz , a former consultant to wowio , asserting that wowio had breached is payment obligations under a consulting agreement counsel for franz has indicated they intend to file suit to recover the full amount under the consulting agreement . the company recognizes there may be some risk on this case and is aggressively going to attempt to resolve this matter . the potential exposure in this matter is close to the amount demanded , however efforts will be made to settle for only a portion of those monies . we are not currently a party to , nor is any of our property currently the subject of , any pending legal proceeding that will have a material adverse effect on our business . none of our directors , officers or affiliates is involved in a proceeding adverse to our business or has a material interest adverse to our business .
heidi macdonald is the founder and editor in chief of the beat . in the past , she worked for disney , dc comics , fox and publishers weekly . she can be heard regularly on the more to come podcast . she likes coffee , cats and noble struggle .
great reporting ! if platinum were smart they’d sell the movie rights to this story . maybe fred van lente could write it .
i thought for sure the article referred to “the law firm of lipsitz green slime cambria llp , ” but upon multiple readings i realized that the universe live in is not quite as much fun as that .
sigh . to make matters worse , i purchased some of those penny stocks specifically to be identified as a shareholder and informed of such calls / meetings . however , i do not believe i was contacted about or invited to yesterday’s call !
ah , platinum studios . we had some good times together , didn’t we ? and then you threatened to sue me because i had the gall to report facts .
i hope we get a chance to meet up at a con and share stories .
nice articale however it infers that brain altounian deffered his inflated salary . not so…from wowio s - 1
on june 29 , 2009 , wowio texas entered into a securities purchase agreement ( the “agreement” ) with platinum studios , inc . ( “platinum” ) pursuant to which platinum agreed to transfer to the company all of the membership interests of wowio , llc ( a pennsylvania limited liability company and wholly owned subsidiary of platinum ) ( “wowio penn” ) in exchange for total consideration of $ 3 , 150 , 000 , comprised of assumed liabilities of approximately $ 1 , 636 , 000 , including $ 794 , 518 of amounts owed to brian altounian , the company’s ceo , and an additional $ 1 , 514 , 000 to be paid via royalty at a rate of 20 % of gross revenues generated from acquired assets . subsequent to the $ 1 , 514 , 000 being satisfied , such royalty rate shall reduce to 10 % of net revenues generated in perpetuity .
gosh , i feel like it’s the 1980s b & w comics bust all over again .
holy geez . i was wondering why i was getting an influx of emails from creators lately asking how i got the rights to hbn back . i’m not to proud to say i was bamboozled by platinum . looking back i feel like an idiot for believing a lot of the things that were told to me . it’s kinda hard not to believe when you’re on some lavish rooftop party having your ass kissed by agents from endeavor , hollywood big wigs . the whole scene is one giant game of bullshit . who can out bullshit who ? i guess that’s the entire entertainment industry though . some play more honest , but 80 % do not .
hi sorry for my poor english but it’s me 3 years ago who l send from france a lot of french 1970 comics . i’m so sorry that this entreprise shut down so diseapoited . i hope that all this french comics are always in a colection dominique
as a creator who worked for platinum , i’m lucky that i got off relatively light in the “ripped off” department . but with gene simmons on one end of the deal , i suppose platinum had to keep its nose clean in my case .
sure was an odd place to work for , that’s for sure . it saddens me to see how badly others got ripped off , especially the shareholders .


wham-bam-slam ! is the 164th short film released by columbia pictures in 1955 starring american slapstick comedy team the three stooges ( moe howard , larry fine and shemp howard ) .

the comedians released 190 short films for the studio between 1934 and 1959 .

wham bam slam

this story wham , slam here comes bam : cyms sign kiwi enforcer first appeared on central western daily .
the words “wham bam thank you slam” should feature prominently in the design—in whatever form , caps / lower case , punctuation , etc .
wham - bam - slam ! quotes .
quotes . net . stands4 llc , 2018 . web . 9 jul 2018 . < urltoken > .
price : 3000 battle armor makes it harder for enemies to hit slam bam . grants + 40 . .
appearing and destroying the core . slam bam , along with the other skylanders , were then banished from skylands to
unlike the other water skylanders , slam bam and thumpback ' s base actually has two splashes instead of one .
a
wham bam thank - you mam
describes a man taking a fast pleasure without regard for the pleasure of the woman .
the 5 th annual wham ! bam ! poetry slam ! will be held on wednesday , april 5 th , 2017 from 5 : 00–7 : 30 pm at the snite museum of art .
wham - bam - slam ! is the 164th short subject starring american slapstick comedy team the three stooges . the trio made a total of 190 shorts for columbia pictures between 1934 and 1959 .
basic abilities like all water skylanders , slam bam can swim , but uses a surfboard to navigate through the water .
join us for the fifth annual wham ! bam ! poetry slam ! brought to you by the snite museum of art , the creative writing program , the department of english , and spoken word nd .
# theaternow likes a bit of healthy competition , especially when it showcases some talented artists . it is our pleasure to announce the winner of the 2012 wham bam thank you slam competition : sam bertken !
a need for speed : hot pursuit dlc , armed and dangerous , shares the same name as slam bam ' s catchphrase .
his series 1 figure is available only in the empire of ice adventure pack , while his series 2 figure is available in a single pack . slam bam also has a legendary counterpart called legendary slam bam , who is available in a legendary pack with legendary ignitor and legendary jet - vac . he also has a summer counterpart called surfer slam bam who is only available on june 2013 on skylanders : lost islands .
above is a link to a site regarding wwii and a picture of a plane with b . bunny and
wham ! bam ! thank you , ma ' m
now homeless , slam bam drifted on a small floating iceberg . after several days , he hit land , which luckily happened to be master eon ' s island . one serious conversation and several snow cones later , eon suggested slam bam to become a skylander . so he did . [ 2 ]
slam bam has the ability to create ice sculptures to trap his enemies in and slow them down . he can also battle opponents with his powerful four fists .
as the skylanders finished repairing the walls of the eternal archives , slam bam was mentioned as one of the skylanders present during its restoration . gill grunt was about to sing a song about their accomplishment , and slam bam quickly encased himself in a block of ice to muffle the noise of the gillman ' s horrible singing .
the wham ! bam ! poetry slam ! is a poetry competition at the university of notre dame that , although relatively young , was instantly a classic from its onset , among both locals and people from across the u . s . the talent , the emotion and the artistry can only be paralleled with the congenial yet competitive atmosphere that is unique to the wham ! bam ! poetry slam ! in these trying times , come together with your notre dame family and celebrate art , poetry , and the people who make it all come alive .
yeah last night i had sex with this one ugly chick , so i decided to hurry it up , so it was just wham bam thank you ma & apos ; am .
wham bam thank you slam is a series of evenings of cabaret - based performance where different disciplines come together to put on an awesome show . the goal is community building , artistic sharing , fun , and entertainment . we want a logo that will embody the event properly .
the theatre program at georgia southern university kicks off its 2012 - 2013 season with the second installment of “wham , bam , play slam . ” the 24 - hour production event introduces new and returning students to each other and the theatre program , and provides a unique opportunity to showcase their talents .
snowblower ( requires level : 3 ) : summon ice pillar ( x ) , then smash it with ( y ) to send a freezing cloud at slam bam ' s enemies .
slang for a quickie or a really fast - paced sex with someone you barely know or do know but don & apos ; t care about . wham bam thank you maam just means that you bang her and go .
bam bam : orange cyms ' new prop , chris bamford , finds space during his time with the canterbury bulls during last season ' s new zealand provincial premiership . photo : the press , christchurch
slam bam ( スラムバム in japanese ) is a blue , four - armed yeti who is one of the playable skylanders in the skylanders series , first appearing in skylanders : spyro ' s adventure .
, slam bam is the third skylander with four in - game forms ( series 1 , series 2 , legendary and surfer ) . the first is spyro ( series 1 , series 2 , dark and
in his series 2 toy form , slam bam wears silver spiky armor . however , in the game , his armor is translucent blue with a snowflake icon on the front while his toy form doesn ' t .
the use of the word
ram
instead of
slam
is probably a form of comic wordplay , and this implies that the phrase
slam , bam , thank you ma ' am
was known by 1943 . i have not verified this citation on paper . also , the claim of wordplay is not certain .
slam bam can be a little frosty with folks he doesn ' t know , but soon thaws over time . get on his bad side , however , and the polar pugilist will knock you out cold . [ 1 ]
“‘wham , bam … thank you ma’m ' ” we have been looking for this one all over and can’t seem to find out where it came from … ( travelling in a carriage … was one we found … but not a full explanation ) . thanks . ”
wham bam thank you mam comes from an old joke about a nearsighted rabbit . he gets up in the morning and the first thing he sees is a lady rabbit . so he jumps on her and totally tears off a raging one . and he says
wham bam thank you mam
after a while sees another and does the same . and then another . then he sees a big grey rock and jumps on it . not good . so he says
ohhhh ouch damm ! ! ! ! no thank you mam
speed skate ( requires level : 7 ) : summon an ice pillar ( x ) , then sprint ( a ) into it . after smashing through the pillar , slam bam will move faster and damage nearby enemies while he sprints .
vassar college . folk - lore foundation - 1922 - free google ebook - read ( butler ' s . ) annt - y mar - y , hear me tnne tune , wam [ sp ] - bam hoe . aunty mary , hear me tune tune , wam bam hoe ! . . . the men dig by note , raise the stick at
aunty mary
and dig in at
wam bam hoe !
i don’t have a full explanation ( and i’m not sure one is necessary , the meaning of the expression is obvious ) . the earliest occurrence i know of is in the 1948 play mister roberts , where a sailor character says “well there goes the liberty . that was sure a wham - bam - thank - you ma’am ! ”
slam bam lived alone on a floating glacier in a remote region of skylands , where he spent his time ice surfing , eating snow cones , and his only friends were his many beautiful ice sculptures . it was a peaceful life , until kaos destroyed the glacier , stranding slam bam on an iceberg that drifted through the skies for days . he awoke on eon ’s island , where he was taken in and trained to become a skylander . now his ice sculptures serve as a frosty prison for any evil - doer that gets in his way , and provide a key ingredient for delicious snow cones .
while slam bam ' s eyes are yellow in his toy form and his promotional art , his eyes are light blue in the console game of skylanders : spyro ' s adventure and universe , however , he still seems to have yellow eyes in the 3ds version and in every version of skylanders : giants .
once at eon ' s citadel , master eon explained that kaos went back in time using nefarion ' s coin bloodshot stole and was able to change the past . with master eon ' s help , eruptor , grim creeper and slam bam were transported to the distant past when nefarion reigned over skylands to stop kaos .
black rhino ranger = spyro , gill grunt , trigger happy , eruptor , stump smash , wrecking ball , applejack , rarity , spike , dino - rang , narrator , zecora , celestia , kaos , slam bam , terrafin , cyclops slime , bon bon , hydra , monsters , tree rex , derpy , scorpion , alchemist .
i always imagined that what popularized the phrase was a joke that was going around in the 1950s about a rooster who said
wham bam , thank you ma ' m
after servicing each hen . i have a vague memory that then the rooster meets some unfortunate end , but i unfortunately can ' t remember the joke and can ' t seem to find a reference to it .
wham bam thank you ma ' am , whenever i ' ve read the term in context , referred to hasty sex for hire with a prostitute . i somehow think i first read it in helen gurley brown ' s sex and the single girl . it can also mean a fast liaison with someone , leaving the woman unsatisfied , and feeling , well , like a lady of the evening .
every aspect of “wham , bam , play slam” is left to chance , including the teaming of the playwrights , directors and actors . students will arrive at the black box theatre at the university’s center for art and theatre at 7 p . m . on aug . 24 . they introduce themselves to one another – identifying themselves as playwrights , actors or directors – and then take part in theater and improvisation exercises . the playwrights then draw the name of a director and various actors from a hat . the groups introduce themselves and the playwrights spend the rest of the evening working on their scripts .
in fact , i think the slam dunk is far more likely to explode or fizzle out than the project that is put together over a length of time and with significant effort .
dave : hey dude guess who just got lucky last night ! greg : sweet . what & apos ; s her name ? dave : anna , she & apos ; s hot as fuck ! greg : have you called her yet ? dave : i never got her number . . . greg : sounds like a case of wham - bam - thank - you - ma & apos ; am . dave : shit .
land slam ( requires level : 9 ) : press ( y ) , ( y ) , ( y ) , then press ( y ) repeatedly to pummel the ground and damage nearby enemies .
studio interest is keen . there may be a preemptive offer ( a high bid for the property , often with a clock on it , intended to take it off the market and keep the studio out of a biding war situation ) , a bidding war ( when there is interest from multiple buyers and it turns into an auction of sorts , driving the price up ) , or just , “wham , bam , thank you ma’am , ” and a deal is on the table .
a barefoot maiden in a white gown entered bearing a young ram above her head . she deposited the ram in roger ' s lap .
ram , bam , thank you ma ' am
he said .
the film industry slam dunk – the fast , smooth , “nothing but net” project set - up that takes only a day or two from hitting the marketplace to finding a buyer – is the stuff fantasies are made of .
all who want to give up the nice , fat , easy - chair balloons and go back to the old , slam - bang , thank - you - ma ' ams of motoring , stand up ! we thought so .
“last year’s play slam was really successful at getting new students to meet returning students and the plays that were written were hysterical , ” said lisa abbott , assistant professor of theatre at georgia southern and the coordinator of the unique event .
over the course of my career as a development executive , and producer , i’ve savored the slam dunk several times . after pushing boulders uphill on passion projects for months , and even years , it was all i could dream about .
even with all the times i’ve been scooped up , only to be bopped on the head , i still can’t help but fantasize of a slam dunk . who knows , maybe , just this once , the story will have a different ending .
this slam will consist of three rounds , all poets performing in the first and second rounds . the finalists will compete in the final round to become south bend royalty . the winner will be announced at the end of the night , by judges picked at random from the audience .
this four - armed yeti once lived a blissful , solitary life on a floating glacier . here , he surfed the snowy slopes , studied ice sculptures and slurped his way through several squillion sensational snow cones . but an evil eye looked upon his every move . kaos watched jealously for a glimpse of the secret ingredient that made slam bam ' s snow cones so sweet . when that didn ' t work , kaos had the glacier destroyed . little did kaos know that it was a simple peppermint twist that gave the cones their extra kick . if only he ' d thought asking .
the slam dunk kaboom combo is definitely shocking . it takes you from elated to deflated in what seems as fast as zero to 60 . but as painful as it is , the key is to not let it knock you flat , discourage you about your material , or shatter your confidence .
in my experience , slam dunks have a nasty habit of imploding . often it happens right away–so quickly that you can’t even catch your breath . but it may not be for years . don’t let a great beginning lead you to believe that there’s a higher than average chance that you’ll make it to a happy ending .
the deal is about to close – you’re finessing deal points – and it implodes – for reasons that have nothing to do with your project . another project takes a turn for the worse ; confidence is lost at the upper levels , and boom ! you’re going from discussing a seven - figure deal to a $ 10 , 000 option . slam…splat .
in 1925 the barbasol shaving cream company ran an interesting advertisement in the american magazine and the saturday evening post . the phrase
the old , slam - bang , thank - you - ma ' ams
is used to refer to old - fashioned automobile tires which produced a bumpy and jolting ride . the advertisement contrasted these tires with the new balloon tires which allowed for a more comfortable riding experience
slam bam accompanied eruptor and grim creeper as part of a mission to answer a call of help in the frozen seas . after saving an exedition camp from a group of cyclopses lead by bloodshot , he and the two other skylanders came upon a tunnel that lead to what remained of a frozen kingdom . upon seeing another clone of eruptor frozen in ice , master eon appeared and explained that the kingdom belonged to king nefarion , a wicked being who terrorized skylands with the mask of power . the old portal master further explained that eruptor eruptor will eventually go back in time and become frozen in ice . suddenly , strange changes began to occur , as kaos had made his way to the past and began changing history . before their eyes , professor splinters morphed into a servant of kaos , affected by the time change , and master eon quickly teleported them to safety .
aspiring slam poets are invited to register with three original poems . the poetry slam will consist of three separate rounds . each round will decrease in competitors until the final four performers are standing in round three , where only one poet will win first prize . judges will be selected members of the audience . the poems must be original work on any subject and can be in any style . the use of props is strictly prohibited ; only the performer’s body may be used to perform the poem . at the end of the evening , the emcee will announce a winner , and prizes ( first prize $ 100 ; second prize $ 25 ; third prize a selected copy from action books ) will be awarded . to participate as a performing poet , contact choover1 @ urltoken or phone 574 - 631 - 4799 for registration details . for more information see the creative writing website .
as the deal rapidly goes down , it truly is heart - pounding . everyone involved knows where everyone else is at that moment . agent in the office , lawyer in the car , executive on a plane , producer driving to a meeting , me on the table at acupuncture ( yes , the calls on one of my most impressive slam dunks ever were coming in while i was at the acupuncturist . you have to raise the cell phone to your ear very , very carefully ) .
tooth / doorknob routine to help pull out the third stooge ' s bad tooth , moe does the old trick where you tie one end of a string to the person ' s tooth and the other end to a doorknob , then he slam the door shut . but instead of the tooth being pulled out , the doorknok gets pulled off instead and when the third stooge sees the doorknob , he thinks that it ' s his tooth pulled out . also used in : i can hardly wait · pardon my clutch ·
don’t aim for the slam dunk . take consolation in the fact that “slow and steady” often does indeed win the race . that may not be comforting when you’re getting hit with rejection , or taking one step forward and two steps back , but it is the reality more often than you realize . half or more of the sales you read about in the trades , those articles that makes people seem like overnight successes with deals that have magically fallen into place are vastly exaggerated . it makes for good journalism though , eh ?
the deal closes and the project goes into years of “development hell . ” this is the most common cause of project mortality , and while it’s more of a whimper than a bang , it’s important to anticipate this ending . scads of notes , rewrites , and even new writers brought onto “your” project . ironically , the sharpest of “ script doctors ” reads each and every draft and often suggests that the production team go back to the first draft . at some point , everyone involved seems to have lost sight of what they loved about the project in the first place , that element that was so compelling it led to the slam dunk deal .
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be a revelation of sorts , hinting at the comedy gold mine sony has been sitting on for decades yet which remains virtually unseen by anyone for more than half a century . one sincerely hopes this release will help open the floodgates to even more releases , even if in manufactured - on - demand format . did somebody say charley chase ?
these shorts also help put the stooges and their columbia two - reelers into perspective . watching these other , less familiar solo comedies it ' s clear that department head jules white pretty much expected all of his comics to fall into line with
particular brand of broad , sometimes violent slapstick rather than the other way around , regardless of each comedian ' s unique talents and screen personas . viewers may be surprised to see the same tried - and - true routines made famous by the stooges performed by other columbia comedy stars , sometimes word - for - word , gag - for - gag . the better columbia shorts , such as most of the two - reelers made by buster keaton and chase in the late - 1930s / early - ' 40s played to their strengths ( while also adapting to white ' s style to some extent ) but the majority of columbia ' s shorts are definitely on the same comedy wavelength .
this interchangeability undoubtedly saved money , making it easy for an andy clyde short to be remade with , say , shemp in the lead , and then again a few years later with joe besser , with stock footage from the earlier films further cutting costs . but it also forced some talented comedians into material that really wasn ' t suited to their particular screen persona .
the stooges , on the other hand , were lucky . even before joining columbia studios , their brand of slapstick meshed almost perfectly with white ' s , and was even enhanced by his silent movie veteran ' s experience , and columbia ' s sound effects department .
these shorts also make clear why it was so easy for shemp to replace curly , for joe besser to replace shemp , and for joe derita to replace besser . for one thing , white was constantly experimenting , teaming shemp with andy clyde and later tom kennedy , and joe besser with
hawthorne
( as radio personality jim hawthorne was billed ) , to name three examples . transitioning shemp , joe , and joe into curly ' s
third stooge
slot was quite natural when you realize that some of their solo shorts were already remakes of three stooges comedies , in which they essentially play curly ' s old part .
( and in all of these shorts , familiar supporting players like vernon dent and christine mcintyre turn up again and again , often in juicier roles than the stooges shorts usually afforded them . mcintyre especially comes off very well in many of these . )
understandably , those stooge fans that have been buying the two - disc volumes all along are balking at the notion of double dipping on seventeen discs to get three . sources tell us all this material will be made available separately , but not until early next year . however , retailers like amazon are currently offering the big box for around $ 45 , an incredible bargain , especially for those of us who remember buying super - 8 and 16mm copies of these shorts back in the ' 70s and ' 80s . back then a single two - reel comedy could easily set you back that much .
to everything on the three - disc
rare treasures from the columbia pictures vault .
, so be sure to give those a looksee as well . i took a rare vacation when that set was originally released and always regretted not being able to write about those shorts . so , at last , here they are .
casual stooge fan take note : the best of the two - reelers in this collection are unqualified masterpieces of film comedy , among the best short comedies ever made . this will come as a surprise to those who stubbornly insist the three stooges ' trademark lowbrow eye - pokes and head - slaps appeal only to audiences with i . q . s not much higher than the stooges themselves . in one sense the team was a victim of their own longevity . i ' ve always felt that had all three stooges died in an airplane crash around 1937
serious
cinema historians would unquestionably rank them in the pantheon of great film comedians : chaplin , keaton , harold lloyd , w . c . fields , laurel & hardy , the marx bros . instead , the stooges , in their various incarnations , prolifically continued making movies and appearing in other media until about 1970 , long after virtually all their contemporaries had retired or died out .
the team ' s first columbia short is an anomoly directed by archie gottler and written by his son jerome , neither of whom did any other shorts with the stooges . it ' s closer in content and spirit to their earlier shorts with ted healy . told entirely in verse , this
musical novelty
has the team joining a women ' s anonymous fraternal organization , only larry is set to get married and go off on his honeymoon that very night . though more silly than funny , it ' s a strangely endearing little film , due in no small part to the perky charm of top - billed marjorie white , a fireball of betty boop / thelma todd - like energy who died too soon , in an automobile accident shortly after this was made . one of the stooges ' best foils , silent comedy veteran bud jamison , makes his series debut ; indeed it ' s jamison , not moe , who delivers the series ' first
eye - poke .
the real surprise for some will be the uncredited appearance of a rail - thin walter brennan as a train conductor , just two years away from his first oscar - winning performance in
boxing promoter moe finds a heavyweight champ in cafe waiter curly , who goes bananas anytime he hears larry play
pop goes the weasel
on the violin . this is the only short in which the stooges are credited as writers but this is overstated : they sat in on the development of most of their shorts , contributing gags and bits of business , and it ' s seems likely that notoriously stingy studio head harry cohn balked at paying the team twice . in any case this is one of the team ' s all - time best comedies . among the highlights , larry ' s mad chase through the streets of hollywood after his fiddle gets busted , and arthur housman ( who spent the vast majority of his career playing comic drunks ) as a frustrated ringside timekeeper . ( * * * * * )
, remembered today only for its early 3 - strip technicolor photography ) has the team running amuck in the
los arms hospital .
it ' s basically another transitional work , a throwback to a kind of anarchic style of comedy that had been popular in the late - 1920s and early - ' 30s ( best personified by the marx bros . ) , with wild sight gags and weird , surreal moments . jeanie roberts ' gracie allen - esque hiccuping nurse is pretty hard to take , but some of the material is priceless , particularly larry ' s demented behavior throughout . around this time , hal roach and other producers were getting out of the short subjects business , and many veterans from the
lot of fun
turn up in these shorts , in this case laurel & hardy favorite billy gilbert as an insane patient . ( * * * * )
gangster / gamblers ( including tough guy walter long , another laurel & hardy favorite ) recruit moe , larry , and curly as ringers for their private football game , a hilarious companion to the finale of the marx bros . similar
. this short is remembered for lucille ball ' s supporting role as a gangster ' s moll ; she was just 23 at the time and her hair is platinum blonde . ( * * * * )
, curly goes ape - shit every time he sees a mouse , placated only when moe and larry stuff his face with cheese . (
moe , larry , the cheese ! moe , larry , the cheese !
) perennial comic cop and hotel dick fred kelsey appears unbilled as detective hyden zeke , in a surreal bit that finds curly with creepy eyes painted on his eyelids . ( * * * * ½ )
moe , larry , and curly are , respectively , the count of fife , the duke of durham , and the baron of graymatter in this medieval spoof , which features walter brennan as the trio ' s ancient father . another early short made by hands not normally associated with the team , including silent director charles lamont , who later would helm a number of abbott & costello ' s lesser features . ( * * * * )
the stooges are mistaken for art students in this short , memorable for its clay - throwing finale ; it ' s also the first columbia short to find the team as low - brow destructors of high - brow pretentiousness . one of the lesser shorts in this collection , though still quite funny . moe and larry ' s daughters appear unbilled as the girls playing hopscotch . ( * * * ½ )
the stooges go undercover as union spies masquerading as confederate officers in this hilarious civil war comedy , one of their finest . full of laughs and curly ' s wonderfully manic energy , and it includes a routine the team would frequently revive : the old pastries filled with feathers gag ( literally ! ) . highlight : curly ' s attempt to tell a joke :
i got a better one for the colonel . there were three men in three beds , they only had two blankets . how ' d they keep warm ? they turned on the heat ! nyuk nyuk nyuk !
( * * * * * )
watch moe break his ribs ! heralding the end of prohibition , this short finds the stooges whipping up their own special brand of
scotch ,
and later masquerading as scottish whiskey - makers at an upscale party . the real fun , however , is the opening set piece , with the stooges as inept carpenters . in one scene , moe is standing on a table curly saws in half , sending moe crashing to the floor . the gag went wrong and moe broke several ribs and suffered a concussion , but you ' d never know it . in a remarkable bit of the - show - must - go - on dedication , moe gets up , says his line , and manages to slap curly before the take ends . in a bit of yiddish humor , soon to vanish from the shorts , larry toasts a whiskey distributor with
, stooge - style , as a professor tries to fashion three garbage men ( guess who ? ) into
gentlemen .
variations of this theme turned up again and again in the team ' s comedies ; this short was remade at least twice ( as
another of the team ' s all - time best , this great short sets brewery delivery men moe , larry , and curly loose on a golf course where they create all manner of havoc . moe fills the fairway with divots , curly chops down a tree , and larry , trying to pull a pesky root , ruins a green . the swell finish has them running from from beer barrels when they roll off their truck , parked on a steep hill . ( the neighborhood where this was filmed is still much the same , just north of echo park , on the other side of sunset boulevard in los angeles . ) ( * * * * * )
, producer - director jules white ' s brother , and for my money the stooges ' best director . all of his shorts with the team are distinctive and have strong comic pacing , and the humor is a bit wilder and anarchic . this one starts off with a great sight gag : curly grabs a ladder leaning against a telephone pole and , perfectly timed , moments later a utility worker crashes to the ground . the trio play pest exterminators who , for want of business , also provide the pests . the humor here is atypical but uproariously funny nonetheless because the stooges are so gleefully amoral : at an upscale house they unleash a veritable plague of rats , moths , and ants , literally tossing vermin on passersby . ( * * * * ½ )
the stooges may
know nuthin ' about makin ' movies ,
but as moe says ,
there ' s a couple of thousand people in pictures now who know nothin ' about it . three more won ' t make any difference .
alas , this short doesn ' t live up to its potential , though film buffs will enjoy the references to
and the scene where curly tries to emulate john barrymore . charlie chaplin ' s ex - wife mildred harris plays the put upon leading lady . ( * * * )
duped into reenlisting into the army , the stooges become the charge of their sadistic sergeant ( the great stanley blystone ) from their doughboy days . (
where you born in this country ?
asks the enlistment officer .
no ,
larry replies ,
milwaukee .
) the highlight is one of the team ' s all - time funniest set pieces , where they blithely shoot off a big cannon destroying everything in sight . curly highlight : an impromptu ditty about the big gun ,
oh the first shell went in there ; it round and round , wo - o - ah . . . and it goes out there !
( * * * * ½ )
another great
preston black
two - reeler , with the stooges as star witnesses in murder trial . full of hilarious dialogue and wild sight gags , while larry ' s in fine form in one of the team ' s most surreally funny moments : larry grabs a wad of curly ' s chewing gum that ' s landed on moe ' s nose , stomps on it and for no apparent reason lets out a strange victory cry .
you ' re in a court , not in the woods , tarzan !
admonishes moe . look for the howard ' s parents , who appear unbilled as members of the court audience . this is one of a handful of shorts that fell into public domain , but the presentation here is outstanding . ( * * * * * )
somewhat unusual short has the stooges more or less playing themselves , the three stooges , vaudevillians , whose act revolves around a trained monkey , ironically ( in retrospect ) named joe . this is the one set aboard a train in which demanding , hammy actor james c . morton ( a wonderful , bald character comedian always good for a toupee gag ) constantly demands service from
john - son !
( bud jamison ) , who keeps hitting his head on the ceiling of his berth . features one of the series ' best gags , the kind of vaguely politically - incorrect joke that would never be done today : a very jewish - looking booking agent picks up the phone , and in a thick yiddish accent answers ,
goldstien , goldberg , goldblatt & o ' brien . . . o ' brien speaking !
( * * * * ½ )
. lots of great footage of hollywood near columbia ' s studio at sunset and gower . there ' s a funny , extended scene where the trio take their girlfriends for a joy ride in the firechief ' s ( stanley blystone again ) new car , with the expected disastrous results . ( * * * * )
the stooges play crooked gamblers in a frontier town , on the run after their scam is discovered . what follows are some great wilderness gags , including a side - splitting running gag with an impatient , never - satisfied moe using increasingly bigger fish he catches as bait :
go fetch your old man !
moe growls . bud jamison is terrific as a french - canadian trapper duped into
marrying
indian squaw curly . ( * * * ½ )
a straight - faced fashion show , an odd sequence that really seems designed to impress wealthy , sophisticated women , hardly the stooges ' core audience . ) though not quite a pie fight , the cream puff - throwing finale is a highlight , clips from which moe proudly ran as an example of the team ' s comedy on an episode of
in the 1970s . this final short features a different take of their closing theme . ( * * * ½ )
( 1936 ) , in which the sight of a mouse would set curly off :
moe ! larry ! the cheese !
in this short , it ' s wild hyacinth that makes curly go wild , satiated only by the tickling of his feet . that ' s a bit of a stretch even in stoogeville , but this preston black ( i . e . , jack white ) - directed short has a great payoff , a climatic wrestling match that ends with curly madly clubbing everyone in sight with the heavy iron match bell . lots of great gags about alcoholism - alas , a subject no longer politically correct even in slapstick comedy . ( * * * ½ )
) like drug companies pushing their pricey product on administrators . the highlight has moe taking over the hospital ' s pr system :
moe : hello , everybody , we just brought the moon over the mountain .
curly : hello , ma . hello , pa . it wasn ' t much of a fight . i stood like that . but not for long . [
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gagman clyde bruckman , whose collaborators included buster keaton , harold lloyd , and laurel & hardy , penned this unusual short which features curly howard in a dual role , playing his own father , a muttonchops - wearing sugar daddy . pop howard is about to marry gold - digger daisy ( - waisy ) , played by lucille lund , who co - starred with karloff and lugosi in
a few years before . a running gag has various characters repeatedly falling down an elevator shaft , a gag curly didn ' t find quite so funny when some idiot prop man left a big 2 x 4 in the shaft for curly to rip his scalp open on . in the scene immediately before but presumably shot after , curly clearly has a patched - up head he cheats away from the camera . ( * * * * )
the three stooges , puritans ?
shutteth up !
so says moe near the beginning of this gem , the last directed by the much - underrated preston black / jack white . set , vaguely , in the 17th century at the time of the american pilgrims - despite in - jokes anachronistically referencing everything from the wpa to whopper the racehorse - the stooges and their brooklynese accents are banished from britain and head for plymouth rock . faced with starvation , they take their blunderbusses hunting , risking the ire of the local indians , who ' ve claimed the surrounding lands as their own . ( * * * * )
wild bill hiccup ( moe ) , buffalo bilious ( curly ) , and just plain bill ( larry ) are u . s . cavalry scouts on the trail of cattle rustler longhorn pete ( gravelly - voiced stanley blystone , a great foil of the stooges ' early days ) . superb short is arguably the best of the team ' s innumerable westerns comedies ( despite the lowest slap - count of any of the shorts , according to stooge experts ) , with an inspired chase near the end . i ' ve got to admit , as a kid i really thought you could drop an ammunition belt into a hand - cranked meat grinder and get it to fire like a machine gun , and used to dream about getting my hands on one . ( * * * * * )
the stooges , proprietors of the flounder inn , trade in their restaurant for an allegedly prize - winning racehorse , thunderbolt . the filly turns out to be a dud until curly accidentally feeds it super - hot chili pepperinos , with a distant bucket of cool water at the finish line as an irresistible incentive . good short has some funny business with curly at the run - down restaurant , and introduces the surefire gag of customers thinking the cook is butchering dogs back in the kitchen . ( * * * ½ )
( 1920 ) . when prospective father - in - law james c . morton refuses to let the stooges marry daughters florabell ( june gittelson ) , corabell ( betty mack ) , and dorabell ( marcia healy , ex - stooge ringleader ted ' s sister ) , moe , larry , and curly go on a sit - down strike in morton ' s house . when the three suitors ' protest gains nationwide attention in their favor , morton finally gives in , and the stooges are off to build a prefabricated house - a gift from their supporters . but , alas , curly accidentally burned the plans and the end result is beguilingly daliesque . ( * * * * ½ )
, the stooges once again are pest exterminators , though here they ' re mistaken for
college student escorts
to accompany a lonely old maid to a swanky party . a highlight has the stooges at the dinner table - always good for a guffaw or two - prompting all the rich guests to follow their hoi polloi lead . ( * * * )
this okay short casting the stooges as parisian artists ( ! ) joining the french foreign legion was one of many remade years later after shemp howard ( moe and curly ' s real - life brother ) had replaced curly in the
third stooge
slot ; unlike virtually all the remakes , in this instance the shemp version is actually funnier . the original suffers from a herky - jerky telling , much of which has the stooges too far removed from their familiar milieu , though vernon dent is a delight as arab chieftain simitz . one has to wonder what french - born cinematographer andré barlatier made of all this . ( * * * )
along with preston black / jack white , during their first years at columbia the stooges benefited enormously from the contributions of charley chase , who helmed six of their shorts , each memorable in its own way . chase , of course , was one of the great clowns of silent and early talkie comedy . his long association with hal roach had ended amicably when that studio phased out its short subject department and chase wound up at columbia as both a writer - director and star of his own series of shorts until his untimely death in 1940 . though
- this time , tassels make him go bananas - everything else about this comedy is just great . ultra - prolific bit player / extra bess flowers ( who appeared in more best picture winners than any other actress ) is a nouveau riche housewife who mistakes janitor moe for chichi interior designer omay , unwisely inviting the trio to redecorate her home . highlights include a beautifully paced table - painting scene ( the chase / roach influence here is obvious ) and a funny scene where moe vainly tries to teach curly pig latin :
strong comedy from director del lord has the stooges wreaking havoc at the pricy hotel costa plente , after curly wins $ 50 , 000 in a radio contest . their carefree destruction of priceless
is screamingly funny . longtime comic foil james c . morton ( concurrently a regular in laurel & hardy ' s comedies ) is well - cast as the harried hotel manager . highlight : curly thinks he ' s got the dts when a pet monkey ( scouting around on behalf of three gold - digging dames next door ) starts jumping around in larry ' s pants . ( * * * * )
former janitors at super terrific productions , the stooges are off to darkest africa to make a gorilla picture with starlet mirabel mirabel ( jane hamilton ) and harried director herbert ( monte collins ) . once there , they run into witch doctor ba loni sulami ( former boxer john lester johnson ) and naba , a gorilla ( enthusiastically played by ray
crash
corrigan ) . highlights include curly ' s incredible impression of a chicken with its head cut off , and an iconic scene where the sleeping stooges have their feet licked by a playful lion . ( the lion obviously still has its teeth but even if it didn ' t , would
another unusual short courtesy director charley chase and collaborator screenwriter al giebler finds the stooges , working as pet groomers , adopting what they think is an abandoned baby . actually , a contrived series of circumstances resulted in the boy ' s bickering parents ( bess flowers and lane chandler ) leaving the kid unwatched on their doorstep ; they later believe their kid kidnapped . the centerpiece for this short is the trio ' s elaborate automated dog - washer , an elaborate rube goldberg - type contraption . not the funniest short in the world but agreeably unusual , and stooge regulars vernon dent and bud jamison lend fine support as their landlord and neighborhood ( irish ) cop , respectively . ( * * * )
( 1936 ) , the stooges are fireman for a station still using horse - drawn fire engines . the short seems to be chase ' s tribute to the early slapstick silent comedies featuring the keystone cops ; there ' s some frenetic business near the end that ' s straight out of mack sennett , and keystone players chester conklin and heinie conklin ( no relation ) have sizeable roles , especially the former as a the walrus - mustached fire chief . watching this again was a strange experience . i don ' t think i had since it in at least 30 years yet remembered certain lines and sight gags like i had seen it yesterday . weird . ( * * * * )
the funniest thing about this short is its ( deliberately ) hilarious special effects , a miniature of a submarine madly flailing about like a salmon swimming upstream . how the stooges find themselves aboard this runaway sub with a pair of saboteurs ( phyllis barry and harry semels ) is the story of this two - reel delight . it ' s basically a u . s . navy comedy but obviously its setting was changed to a fictional country so as not to offend the real navy , this being released just prior to the outbreak of world war ii . the stooges don ' t make it out of this one alive . abbott & costello ' s
( 1941 ) suspiciously borrows several very specific plot points . ( * * * * )
to the hunt ! to the hunt ! to the hunt - hunt - hunt !
this terrific short ' s early scenes were shot right outside the columbia lot on gower avenue - you can even see the old
hollywoodland
sign in the background . moe , larry , and curly are salesmen for a crooked racket selling memberships to a duck hunting club . michael moore could have saved himself the trouble of making
as a cautionary tale of crazy idiots with guns . classic bit has the trio in a sinking rowboat , into which larry fires his shotgun
to let the water out !
( * * * * )
an okay western comedy , this time with the stooges playing singing waiters at crooked bank robber maxey ' s ( dick curtis ) saloon . the short opens with the stooges and three ingénues ( jean carmen , lola jensen , and suzanne kaaren , the latter mrs . sidney blackmer and
gail tempest
from
) singing perhaps the worst rendition of
red river valley
in screen history . the stooges quit their jobs to go gold prospecting , and in an incredible coincidence , accidentally dig up maxey ' s stolen loot . set in that never - never land of the hollywood west where horse - drawn carriages and ford sedans roamed the prairie . ( * * * ½ )
latin stereotypes abound in this south of the border spoof of central american revolutions , the last stooge short directed by charley chase . salesmen unable to move their stifling winter attire , they switch to selling butt cushions in earthquake - ridden valeska , but get caught up in the revolution after befriending senorita rita ( carmen laroux ) , girlfriend of singapore joe , revolutionary leader ( leroy mason ) . ( * * * )
, the stooges zany doctors at a pet hospital . when socialite mrs . bedford ' s ( isabelle lamal ) ' s beloved standard poodle garçon is dognapped , it ' s up to moe , larry , and curly to rescue the prized pooch . watch curly pluck moe ' s eyebrows like the petals of a daisy (
she loves me ! she loves me not !
) and a mutt ' s amazing spying powers ( how
once again homeless and hungry tramps , the stooges are offered a meal by grandmotherly widow jenkins ( eva mckenzie ) , whose oil - rich land is being swindled away by a trio of crooks . be sure to freeze - frame the shot of moe getting zapped in the eye by a blast of oily goop at a water pump ; his surprised and appalled reaction is very real . several unbilled actors in this went onto bigger and better things : one of the crooks is played by prolific b - western stars james craig , soon featured in
there ' s no money in peace !
declare three greedy capitalists ,
we must find someone stupid enough to do what we tell him !
sound familiar ? paper - hanger moe howard is tapped as the new dictator of moronika in this atypically topical political satire with the stooges as stand - ins for hitler ( moe , who in makeup and costume bears an uncanny resemblance ) , mussolini ( curly ) and josef goebbels ( larry ) . released nine months