User: Hello there, guvnor.
Assistant: Hello there, welcome to NYC theater, how may I assist you?
User: You got any funny chucklers, guv?
Assistant: Excuse me?
User: You got any slapsticks out there?
Assistant: Don't know what that means.
User: COMEDIES. Hahaaa!! How many ya got?
Assistant: Oh, we have a ton of those!
User: Guessing your vernacular isn't quite clear as your mum's eyes, eh, guv?
Assistant: Uhh, sure, okay.
User: 4 ticks, to the Bad Boys for Life, at the 9 PM time start, at IMAX quality.
Assistant: Okay, let me see here, give me a couple of seconds.
User: Sure thing, guv.
Assistant: Uhhh, we don't have any.... I AM MAX.