User: This is more like the Eye of Sauron. *Laughter commences*
Assistant: Hello there! Welcome to the Batcave Theater!\t
User: How's your day?
Assistant: Good, good. How was yours?
User: Not bad, for a typical weekday!
Assistant: What would you like to watch from our choices?
User: I would say something like "I dunno, but I'VE GOT A PHD!".
Assistant: I would say Injustice 2 just might be your choice!