User: Assistant, I need a good movie recommendation.
Assistant: Okay, how are you feeling today? Or, are you interested in a selection for social reasons?
User: Social reasons? What in the devil's name is that?
Assistant: Well... Humans have a propensity for making choices to appease others as opposed to themselves. A trait not common in the animal kingdom and an indicator of long term thinking faculties.
User: Huh, that's all very interesting but this is a simple personal matter not a social situation at all.
Assistant: Very well... How do you want to feel then?