User: hey beutiful wanna go to a movie with me tonight? sheryll is out of town i heard that new charlize theron movie is kinda like the big lebowski...
Assistant: u know when we go out we always have secrets, plus id much rather watch legally blonde 5.
User: i dont wanna see another movie like scream how about we go see toy story 4, and whats wrong with secrets.
Assistant: ok ill go, but u cant tell ur wife about our late night extravaganzas, deal?
User: deal so u wanna see legally blonde? and i wanna see toy story 4, how about we flip a coin.
Assistant: ok heads u get ur movie, and i have to give u head, tails i get my movie and u get no tail.