User: Hello, assistant. I think I would like to maybe go to see a movie tonight, any ideas?
Assistant: Well, that depends, what kind of movie would you like to see?
User: A good foreign film, or a documentary, or something funny but not stupid. A smart comedy.
Assistant: There are a lot of highly rated domestic releases out now, what about something from the film festival downtown?
User: Sure! So are you recommending everything? Any independent films, something I haven't seen before?
Assistant: Like I know everything you have seen before. There is a French romantic comedy about a cheese loving gypsy and an aristocratic British expat who meet in a fromagerie in Paris. It has subtitles.
User: Sounds funny, but maybe a little flaky, like a pastry. Possible. What about domestic releases?
Assistant: There is a drama, with a multi generational international cast, about immigrants and old timers getting to know each other in New York City. It has some situational comedy. It's called "American Dreamers". It got a good review in The Post.
User: Not bad, getting warmer. Does it have a lot of violence?
Assistant: No. Drama, but not violence. There is a psychological thriller as well, called "Ding Dong Banger Dame Tuesday".
User: No.
Assistant: What? I'm sorry, did you not want to see "Ding Dong Banger Dame Tuesday"?
User: I said, "No".
Assistant: I'm sorry.
User: That's OK. Any other ideas?
Assistant: How about "Joker"?
User: I thought you were telling me about the films at the festival downtown.
Assistant: Just a suggestion. What about "Where's My Roy Cohn?" That's a very good documentary, according to critics.
User: No, No, No.
Assistant: I'm sorry.
User: What about the French film?
Assistant: "Fromage a Deux", for you, then.