User: I like a movie that makes me feel nostalgic. scary stories to tell in the dark might remind me of my childhood
Assistant: I don't like horror. Horror makes me feel afraid. No zombieland too
User: What do you want to feel? You like Batman right? Joker might be a good choice for you
Assistant: I heard that movie is stupid and for aging Juggalos.
User: Are you sure about Zombieland? The first one was funny
Assistant: still zombies. no to zombies
User: how about downton abbey? isn't that supposed to be historical? you dig historical stuff
Assistant: I don't think it's historical stuff, just british stuff. That bores me.
User: You are a nightmare to take to the movies. Do you like Will Smith? Isn't Gemini Man his gig?
Assistant: It is his gig and I haven't liked him since Men In Black
User: How about The Addam's Family? Wednesday is supposed to be a goth icon. you're an old goth kid
Assistant: Remakes and new movies on old franchises ruin my childhood nostalgia!
User: So is that a no for the Addam's Family?
Assistant: Yes it's a no. I want something completely new and completely nerdy. Or lesbian pirates
User: Isn't Maleficent a lesbian?
Assistant: This is not your fanfiction. Her sexuality is not addressed in any movies. That's also more movies on old ideas
User: So what is a good movie that's playing right now?
Assistant: None of them. Let's go to the game store. You can go see Scary Stories alone