User: Hi. I would like to know what you are showing for horror currently.
Assistant: Sure thing. We hove two showings that can be considered as horrors. The first is a classic creature feature horror, "Underwater," and the other is a adaptation of Henry James' novella "The Turn of the Screw," called "The Turning."
User: I have wanted to see "Underwater" since is came out, but go ahead and tell me about the "The Turning." I read the short story it is based on in high school.
Assistant: As did I. But you know what they say about movies made from books....
User: What?
Assistant: The book is often better. Critics went for "Underwater." "The Turning," not so much.
User: Oh. Ok. I guess the choice is pretty clear then.
Assistant: So. One for "Underwater?" What time would you be interested in?
User: Gimmie a sec....
Assistant: OK. Can I help who is next?
User: OK. Um. Let's go with "The Turning" instead. Spielberg had his hand in it, right?
Assistant: Yes. He did not direct, but he produced in and was reportedly on site for at least some of the filming. 7:20 or 9:55?
User: Boy, it will be a late night, but let's be naughty and take in a 9:55 PM horror.
Assistant: Very good. That will be $12.50, sir.