User: I'm looking for a good movie that's out in theatres. I want it to be a movie that my girlfriend can get really close to me during, something that'll make her feel like she needs my protection. Any ideas?
Assistant: Tell me what genre you like best.
User: I love comedies best, but for this weekend, I'm looking for a good action or thriller to take my girlfriend to, something that'll interest her.
Assistant: Maleficent: Mistress of Evil is playing.
User: I'm pretty sure she doesn't like the fairy-tale type of movie, so can you find a meaner one with more streetfight or killing action? She's not a real girly-girl if ya know what I mean. More of a tom-boy.
Assistant: How about Joker? If she's a D.C. Comic fan, she might like that.
User: No, I doubt that she'll sit through a batman movie, since she can't even sit through an entire Marvel movie with me! I once had to leave a theater early, right in the middle of Avengers: Age of Ultron, because she had absolutely no interest in it what-so-ever!! Do you believe that!? I heard it'll be out of theatres this Thursday, anyway, and I want something for this weekend.
Assistant: No, that is terrible thing for you! I love all Marvel movies, especially all the Avengers. Who doesn't like the Avengers!?
User: Well, I thought she's at least like watching Thor, ya know? But, nope. When I told her it would have someone she'd think was sexy on it, she just looked at me and said that she only has eyes for me, so that didn't work.
Assistant: Okay, here's another try, and I think this will suit you both just fine...Zombieland: Double Tap. It's funny, yet a bit scary, so she may just have to hold onto you to make her feel better, lol.
User: There it is! Perfect! We are both into zombie movies, love watching the Walking Dead, and think Woody Harrelson is hilarious! I'm excited now, because it's the best of both worlds!
Assistant: That's great! I like him too. I thought he'd be getting a little to old for those actions movies, but I guess not.