User: Hello there, guvnor.
Assistant: Hello there, welcome to NYC theater, how may I assist you?
User: You got any funny chucklers, guv?
Assistant: Excuse me?
User: You got any slapsticks out there?
Assistant: Don't know what that means.
User: COMEDIES. Hahaaa!! How many ya got?
Assistant: Oh, we have a ton of those!
User: Guessing your vernacular isn't quite clear as your mum's eyes, eh, guv?
Assistant: Uhh, sure, okay.