User: Hey, what are some good movies in the theater right now?
Assistant: Uh, I don't know - what kind of a movie are you looking for?
User: Well, I like movies that make me feel like they are taking me to fantastic places and events, but which still have characters I relate to.
Assistant: Gotcha. Well, there's the new Maleficent, Zombieland II, Joker, Gemini Man and The Addams Family.
User: Eh, take Joker off of the list. I don't like movies that leave me feeling dark or depressed.
Assistant: Okay, then Maleficent, Zombieland II, Gemini Man and The Addams Family.
User: Hmmm. Gemini Man and that Addams Family cartoon just look objectively bad to me. Like they aren't well made.
Assistant: That leaves Maleficent and Zombieland II.
User: I'm leaning towards Zombieland because I don't think I'd really relate to the characters in Maleficent that well. What are the reviews of the two films saying?
Assistant: It looks like neither film has been reviewed particularly better than the other, to be honest.
User: I'll take a look at my friends' Twitter accounts and see what they think. Hmmm, it looks like they don't have much of an opinion on those films.
Assistant: So Maleficent or Zombieland II?