User: I am really looking for a good movie.
Assistant: What do you expect me to do about it.
User: Well, you're my assistant, I expect you to assist me.
Assistant: I don't think it was in my job description to assist you in your movie choices.
User: So, we are limiting it to just what is in your job description are we?
Assistant: Yes.\n
User: Didn't you see the phrase other duties as assigned in your description, if nothing else you should want to be a helpful human being.
Assistant: Fine, what do you want to see.
User: I would like to see something that has some mystery and comedy all wrapped up together.
Assistant: So, you don't want to watch anything like Psycho, The Lake House, Apocalypse Now, Saving Private Ryan, Platoon, or Clueless.
User: It sounds like you are the clueless one.
Assistant: Fine, how about Oceans 11, 12, 13, 8, The Italian Job, The A Team, National Treasure 1 or 2.
User: Now your talking.
Assistant: I recommend Oceans 12.
User: You're an idiot.\n
Assistant: Come again?\n
User: Of all the movies you mentioned above, that one was the biggest flop. Anyone who knew anything about the Oceans series would have left that one out.
Assistant: Well you hired me, so if you want to call anyone an idiot, you are saying that you have a good taste in idiots.
User: Well, your right about the part where I have good taste.
Assistant: Ok, so how about just the originals: Oceans 11, National Treasure, or the Italian Job.
User: The original Italian job was pathetic, the new one is much better. So we're down to flipping a coin for Oceans 11 and National Treasure.
Assistant: Go with Oceans.