User: Assistant, I need a good movie recommendation.
Assistant: Okay, how are you feeling today? Or, are you interested in a selection for social reasons?
User: Social reasons? What in the devil's name is that?
Assistant: Well... Humans have a propensity for making choices to appease others as opposed to themselves. A trait not common in the animal kingdom and an indicator of long term thinking faculties.
User: Huh, that's all very interesting but this is a simple personal matter not a social situation at all.
Assistant: Very well... How do you want to feel then?
User: In awe. I want to be impressed. The kind of impressed where I see both sides of the coin. The kind of impressed that says "This is magnificent but what is the downside?" Star Wars impressed.
Assistant: Excellent I think I know what you mean, well at least you hope I do? LOL! *Laughs
User: Well what have we?
Assistant: You have several choices: Action or Drama?
User: Drama, I think action defeats the purpose.
Assistant: Very well how about Joker?
User: Hmm... no I've seen advertisements for that one it seems a bit weird.
Assistant: Good then I will schedule that for you...