User: Hi. We are here to see "Its a Beautiful Day..."
Assistant: I am afraid you will have to wait until 8pm to see that one.
User: Oh. Hmm. "How about Knives Out, then?"
Assistant: Yes That one is playing at 5pm and starts in 10 minutes.
User: Oh good. Two tickets for that, then.
Assistant: Two tickets for "Knives Out," then. Will that be aisle or mid-row?
User: Oh. Aisle, if you have it. 10 or so seats back from the front...
Assistant: Of course. 12th row from the front ok?
User: Splended (glances at wife for confirmation)!
Assistant: Good. Then. That will be 20$
User: Ok. Here is $20 and a tip for your trouble.
Assistant: Thank you but I am afraid I cannot take your tip. If you would still like to leave one please put it in the jar over there.