User: hey beutiful wanna go to a movie with me tonight? sheryll is out of town i heard that new charlize theron movie is kinda like the big lebowski...
Assistant: u know when we go out we always have secrets, plus id much rather watch legally blonde 5.
User: i dont wanna see another movie like scream how about we go see toy story 4, and whats wrong with secrets.
Assistant: ok ill go, but u cant tell ur wife about our late night extravaganzas, deal?
User: deal so u wanna see legally blonde? and i wanna see toy story 4, how about we flip a coin.
Assistant: ok heads u get ur movie, and i have to give u head, tails i get my movie and u get no tail.
User: deal. ok flip it on 3.. one two three
Assistant: heads, i like toy story better anyways. she says as she winks at him
User: ok perfect toy story it is.
Assistant: i love tom hank, bgut my favorit character is woody
User: haha i like rex but thats just me.
Assistant: want me to look up show times, sweety.
User: yes but be quick cuz i need you to go put on the skirt u had on last time before we leave.
Assistant: ok boss, but promise not to tell sheryll, she will kill me