User: Wowie!
Assistant: Welcome to the Coronavirus Theater!
User: How's your day?
Assistant: Good, good. How was yours?
User: Not bad, for a typical weekday!
Assistant: What would you like to watch from our choices?
User: I would say something corona-virusy
Assistant: I would say Trump vs. Coronavirus just might be your choice!
User: Who's in that movie?
Assistant: Trump, the only person who has the coronavirus.
User: Yeah, interesting, Ohhh.....right?
Assistant: Yeah, interesting, right?
User: Not really....
Assistant: How so, my good friend?
User: He's the ONLY ONE that has it....
Assistant: And...?