Creative ways to call in sick at work

Here are a few ways to call in sick at work: 

- "Unfortunately, the salmon from last night did not sit well with me and I've been having severe stomach issues" 

- "I've been experiencing flu like symptoms and would need to take the day off to check for any Covid related infections" 

- "I need to visit the doctor urgently for a medical issue" 

- "I have a bad migraine and will not be able to join in any meetings today, I will still be available on email and chat, if needed"