Give a list of reasons I should get a dog.

1) Dogs are great companions. 2) It will teach my kids responsibility. 3) Dogs can serve as an alarm clock to wake my kids for school. 4) Dogs can replace a mop and broom in the kitchen for dropped food. 5) Dogs are cuddly. 6) Dogs provide constant love and affection. 7) Dogs are protective and can guard our house. 8) Dogs are built in playmates for my kids.