Write a paragraph on why I should quit my job and live off the land.

Work is hard and boring and it is likely that you are ruining your health by sitting all day. You are probably drowning in emails, slack messages and texts from your boss. This is no way to live! You should be out in the sunshine, feeling the cool wind on your face. You could benefit from breathing fresh air and feeling the earth with your own two hands. It is always possible to seize the day and do what brings you joy. In your case, living off the land could bring you significant joy and happiness. Grow your own crops, buy a few chickens, and build a shack in the woods! What do you have to lose? the world is waiting.