What is it like to live in a black hole?

I am the first person to survive a black hole in outer space. I must say, once I realized what I had been sucked into, I was really scared. It's not so bad. There are plenty of resources, and it's quite funny how many things are here. Loads of other items from countries all over the world that have lost satellites and the like. It's almost like a treasure chest of sorts. There are a couple of other people in here with me, and we all get along, primarily because there is no one else so we choose to be friends.