Question: To wrap a weenie in some bacon,
Options:
cut the bacon into pieces just long enough to wrap around the weenie once with a small amount of overlap.  Insert a toothpick through the bacon and the weenie to secure it in place.
cut the bacon into pieces just long enough to wrap around the weenie once with a small amount of overlap.  Insert a pen through the bacon and the weenie to secure it in place.
Answer: cut the bacon into pieces just long enough to wrap around the weenie once with a small amount of overlap.  Insert a toothpick through the bacon and the weenie to secure it in place.