Question: What kind of bonding agents do you need on hand to make an iPod stand?
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You will need to use Urethane Gorilla glue.  It will turn your hands black for days so don't use the gloves.
You will need to use Urethane Gorilla glue.  It will turn your hands black for days so use the gloves.
Answer: You will need to use Urethane Gorilla glue.  It will turn your hands black for days so use the gloves.