Question: How can you get an Umbrella in a downpour?
Options:
Step into a bar.  Ask if there are any umbrellas in lost and found.  Leave them a nice tip and take your new umbrella.
Step into a Phone booth.  Ask if there are any umbrellas in lost and found.  Leave them a nice tip and take your new umbrella.
Answer: Step into a bar.  Ask if there are any umbrellas in lost and found.  Leave them a nice tip and take your new umbrella.