[User] Give me a short poem (about two stanzas) about a snowman and his pet snow dog. Make it heartwarming and write it for a group of elementary students.

[Assistant]
In the magic Antarctic, far away
An icy-cold snowman and his snow pup would play
They had buttons for smiles and charcoal for eyes
Why they even had carrots for noses? What a surprise!

The perfect pair played fetch and tag
Dancing and tumbling and catching the flag
And when it was time for the fun to end
The snowman and his snow dog settled in their den


[User]
Please summarize this text from a review of the 'Sonic the Hedgehog' movie in just a couple of sentences.

Here is the text.

Sonic also famously boasts one of the largest and strangest online fandoms, and the movie makes nods to several memes, none of which distract from the plot. The film is in on the joke. It feels like a friend made it.

And that’s the difference between this and so many other video game films. Tyson Hesse, a Sonic fan artist who eventually began official work on the franchise, was brought in to salvage the film from the backlash of the horrifying original design Paramount Pictures proposed.

Redesigning Sonic was not only smart, it was necessary. The original design was so terrible, it would’ve sunk this otherwise heartwarming and expertly crafted film. Sonic fans have long been victimized by a gauntlet of mediocre-to-terrible video games. The memes have been a way to cope. It’s no surprise that Sonic Mania, a 2018 fan-led Sega game to which Hesse contributed, remains one of Sonic’s few bright spots this century. Adding a messy Sonic movie to the lineage of bad games and tie-ins would have been tragic.

Speaking of Sonic Mania, sharp-eared Sonic fans will hear some familiar tunes. Yes, you’ll even hear the piano jazz stylings of Jon Batiste, band leader for “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” and lifelong Sonic fan

[Assistant] Sonic has a large online fanbase, and that fanbase is largely to thank for the film's success considering the studio had to completely redesign Sonic following backlash to their original proposal. The original proposed design was so poor it would have doomed the film as a whole, adding it to a long lineage of bad video games and tie-in projects in the Sonic legacy.


[User] Write an original summary review of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

[Assistant]
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is a movie that came out in 1975 and starred Jack Nicholson as RP McMurphy and Louise Fletcher as Nurse Ratched. Notable patients in the movie were played by Danny Devito, Christopher Lloyd, and Brad Dourif.

The movie takes place in a mental hospital and starts with the patients playing a game of cards until you see RP McMurphy get admitted and he shakes up the "normalcy" of the ward and pushes Nurse Ratched every opportunity he gets. There are regular meetings run by Nurse Ratched. Early on, Nurse Ratched starts the meeting by having one of the patients tell the story about how his wife is cheating on him, and she wants the group to share their thoughts on the matter. Near the end of the meeting, the camera focuses on Jack Nicholson's character, as he is eyeing Nurse Ratched suspiciously and then shows her face. You can feel Jack Nicholson's emotion of wondering what Nurse Ratched's true intentions are.

The movie follows a similar format with a good amount of runtime showing the meetings, but slowly RP McMurphy involves himself more so and tries to allow himself and the patients to have more fun. He wants to be able to watch the world series, which Nurse Ratched would allow if over half the patients voted yes on it. First, only a few people want to watch, then RP McMurphy convinces more and more of the patients to vote yes, but Nurse Ratched again doesn't allow it when she counts the patients that didn't attend the meeting as no votes. During the movie, RP McMurphy gets close to the Chief, a Native American who the staff believes is dumb and deaf. They enjoy a basketball game with the orderlies and Chief plays a big role in scoring baskets for the patients' team and holding the net and pushing the ball through the opponent's basket so it doesn't count.


[User] Write a < 300-word article about graduating from high school early. Make sure to mention to seek guidance and how someone can go about graduating early. Mention how summer school can be helpful.

[Assistant]
Students have many reasons why they might want or need to graduate from high school early. Often life takes us down roads we haven't figured out just yet, and we find things are not unfolding just the way we had imagined. This is all a part of life. Sometimes it pays to be flexible. If you find yourself in a situation where you need to graduate early, then there are several ways to accomplish this. Remember that your high school diploma is more than just a piece of paper: it’s the key to a better future.

There are numerous methods of graduating early and only you can determine which is best for your situation. Be sure and speak with parents, teachers, or guidance counselors in order to get some helpful advice on what to do. All of us need help from time to time to make the best decision, and this is true whether you are 16 or 60.

The first thing to determine is whether or not your high school will allow you to graduate early. Each school district has its own policies and they differ from state to state. The second thing you should check on is how many credits you will need to graduate. Though you may not have enough to skip an entire grade in high school, you may have enough to skip one semester. Also be sure to find out which credits you need: whether that's math, PE, English, science, etc.

If possible, you may be able to attend summer school to get these credits. You can find out at your school’s administrative office or on their website, exactly what classes are available for summer school attendees.


[User] Write a short story that includes the phrase “Rome wasn’t built in a day.” Make sure the story is no longer than 3 paragraphs. Make the main character's name "Michael". Set it in modern-day times.

[Assistant]
Michael had been working hard on his fitness goals. Day in and day out, he would do what almost every fitness instructor and influencer suggests, track his calories, get 8 hours of sleep, and eat a lot of protein for recovery. From the first day he started to the now 2 months later, Michael has seen steady, but slow progress. Somedays, Michael would find himself uninterested and struggling to leave his house to get to the gym, but outside of a few missed days, he would always show up to his workout with his buddy Jack.

Michael knew he was making progress, but he wanted to meet his goals faster and the slow progress was beginning to discourage him. At one point during his fitness journey, Michael came to a crossroads. After missing the gym for 3 days in a row, he found himself falling out of his daily routine and slipping into his previous unhealthy lifestyle. That night, Michael sought advice from his best friend and gym buddy, Jack.

After a lengthy conversation with Jack, one line stood out the most to Michael, "Rome wasn't built in a day". This lit a fire under Michael and he was back at his routine the next day. His workout buddy Jack was able to motivate and help Michael realize that anything worth doing takes time, especially working towards your goals.


[User] Give me a list of 20 of the best games (in no particular order) developed by Nintendo that I should try next year.  Pretend that I have never played a Nintendo console in my life. Do not limit it to a specific console. Format the list like this: #: Game Name (Console)

[Assistant]
1. Super Mario Galaxy (Nintendo Wii)
2. Super Mario Bros 3 (Nintendo Entertainment System)
3. Pokemon Blue (Nintendo Gameboy)
4. Kirby's Adventure (Nintendo Entertainment System)
5. Super Mario World (Super Nintendo)
6. Zelda 2 (Nintendo Entertainment System)
7. Super Smash Brothers Melee (Nintendo Gamecube)
8. Tetris (Nintendo Gameboy)
9. Super Mario Odyssey (Nintendo Switch)
10. Super Mario 64 (Nintendo 64)
11. Mario Tennis (Nintendo 64)
12. Mario Kart 8 (Nintendo Switch)
13. Metroid Prime (Nintendo Gamecube)
14. F-Zero GX (Nintendo Gamecube)
15. Earthbound (Super Nintendo)
16. Pokemon Sapphire (Gameboy Advance)
17. Donkey Kong Country 3 (Super Nintendo)
18. The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (Nintendo Switch)
19. Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Nintendo Switch)
20. Luigi's Mansion (Nintendo Gamebube)


[User] How is honey made? What part do honey bees play in this process?

[Assistant]
Bees collect flower nectar to produce honey. The nectar gets stored as simple sugars and broken down inside the honeycomb. The honeycomb's design combined with how the bees fan their wings causes the honey to turn into a liquid form. The flavor and color of honey can vary depending on the type of nectar collected. Orange blossom honey may be lighter in color, while avocado or wildflower honey may be a darker amber color.

One hive can produce 55 pounds of surplus money every year. Beekeepers collect the honeycomb frames and scrape off the wax cap that bees use to seal the honey inside the honeycomb. Honey is then forced out of the comb by a centrifuge that extracts the honey.

The honey is strained to remove any debris that is not edible. The honey may be heated to make this process easier, but the honey's natural composition is not altered by this process.

The honey is bottled and labeled after straining. Regardless of whether the money is in a glass or plastic container, a label that says "pure honey" ensures no additional fillers were added during the process to enter your home.


[User] What is the origin of chess and how has it evolved over the centuries?

[Assistant]
Chess is believed to have originated in northern India in the 6th century, with the game Chaturanga, which included elements that evolved into modern chess. Chaturanga is translated as "the four divisions," which are represented by the pieces that would eventually become the modern Pawn, knight, Bishop, and Rook, respectively, and are Infantry, Cavalry, Elephantry, and Chariotry. It spread to Persia and, after the Islamic conquests of the 7th century, throughout the Muslim world. The game was introduced to Western Europe and Russia in the 9th century. Over the centuries, the rules evolved to their current form in the late 15th century. Below is a list of a few of the game's milestones.
In 1495, the first chess book was printed.
The earliest surviving printed chess book dates to 1497.
The first professional playwrights appeared in 1600.
The first master games that were recorded live were in the 1780s.
The first chess magazine was published in 1836.
First US chess competition, 1849.
The first chess competition was held internationally in 1851.
The first game time by a clock was in 1866.
The first tournament to use chess clocks that were specifically made was in 1883.
The first official world championship match took place in 1886.
Today, chess is a globally recognized sport with a robust competitive scene, including world championships.


[User] How long is the Great Wall of China?

[Assistant] The Great Wall of China was officially determined to be 13,170.70 miles long according to a survey done in 2012 by China's State Administration of Cultural Relics.


[User]
Which is a better category for this article about The Little Mermaid? Style, Politics, Shopping, Music, or Culture.

"For the casual snorkeler, experienced diver, or novel tourist, the Caribbean Sea is a limitless world of adventure and worthy of wonder. Mythologically, however, Disney’s The Little Mermaid has defined a generation's curious desire to discover what lies beneath these pristinely blue tropical waters of the Western Hemisphere."

[Assistant] Culture


[User]
Rewrite the below short story into a poem.

"By the time the sun reached its apogee, the field was lost. The sky glistened a brilliant blue in contrast to the crimson red that now stained the field. Countless numbers of his companions were dead, and even more of his enemies. Men with families, battle-hardened warriors who had come that day to conquer but had instead experienced the dying of the light. It was not the first time he had witnessed such a desolate place, and it would not be the last.

N/A

[Assistant]
When the sun was high, and the field was lost,
Only then, appeared the mortal cost.
Skies blue, fields green,
Now stained deep red
Hope, dreams, and light all dead.


[User]
Create a song title and band for each line

Escalator – sloping increases or decreases in quarterpipe or halfpipe ramp.
Flat – The flat lower areas between transitions, usually at grade.
Vert wall – A vertical wall above, and sometimes slightly behind, a quarter pipe.
Bank – These can vary in angle but are simply wedge ramps for traversing obstacles, i.e. elevated flats. They may contain curvature at the tops or on sides.
Hip – Essentially two quarter pipes or banks forming an angle.
Funbox – A combination of banks, flats, rails, kickers, etc. connected to each other to form mini gaps.

[Assistant]
Sloping by Escalator
Between Transitions by Flat
Slightly Behind by Vert Wall
Traversing Obstacles by Bank
Forming an Angle by Hip
Connected Combination by Funbox


[User] Come up with events for an extreme obstacle course that tests the limits of human physical capabilities.

[Assistant]
1. 6-mile run - Participants will run a 6-mile-long course over different times of terrain, including uphill, rocky, and winding paths.
2. Crawl under barbed wire - Immediately after finishing the 6-mile run, participants will crawl over 100 yards of gravel under barbed wire that is only inches above their heads.
3. Rope swing - Right after popping up from the barbed wire crawl, participants will run up to a thick rope suspended above a large pond of water; they must jump to grab the rope and swing over a gap between two platforms.
4. Wall climb - Participants will then run up to a 30-foot wall and climb the wall using another thick rope draped on the face of the wall.
5. Jump across the gap - Upon reaching the top of the wall, participants will have to push through their fear of heights and jump 6 feet across two platforms; the gap contains a 30-foot fall.
6. Shoot the target - After jumping to the other platform, participants, armed with a rifle and scope, will attempt to score a hit on a target approximately 500 feet away.
7. Pin the attacker - Once the participants hit the target with their rifle shots, they will have to grapple with an attacker who will give put up a fight; the participants must pin the attacker on the ground before advancing further.
8. Climb the ladder - participants will then climb a ladder that spans the height of an entire building (4 floors, or 56 feet).
9. Jump off the building - Participants will need to overcome their fears of height and falling by letting themselves fall into an inflated crash mat at the bottom of the building.
10. Cross the finish line - Once the participants make it to the crash mat, they will run 100 yards to the finish line.

Note: If participants fail one task, they will have to repeat the entire course from the beginning.


[User] Who was the oldest person to ever live?

[Assistant] Determining the oldest person who ever lived is impossible because individuals could have lived and died throughout human history without anyone recording their lifespans. However, Jeanne Calment was one of the world's most famous supercentenarians. She lived from 1875 to 1997 and claimed to have met Vincent Van Gogh as a teenager. Calment outlived both her daughter and grandson, whom she raised after her daughter died in 1934.


[User]
Extract the sentence mentioning the age of David Tennant in this text and tell me what his first acting role was. I want you to find out what helped him become one of the UK's elite, format this in a numbered list.

After graduating, Tennant auditioned for the groundbreaking political Scottish Theatre Group 7:84 and landed the role of Giri the Hitman in their touring production of The Resistible Rise of Arturo Uiith — his first professional part. His second job, as King Arthur in an Edinburgh production, got such a bad review it made him cry. However, things began to look up when he landed a part in the award-winning BBC TV production of Takin' Over the Asylum. Tennant played manic-depressive Campbell Bain, a role that he claims changed his life. "They needed someone who could believably act 19 and bonkers." He could, and did, to much acclaim, and followed it up with a much-praised performance as the page boy in What the Butler Saw at the Lyttelton.

Then in 1996, when he was just 25, Tennant joined the Royal Shakespeare Company. His turn as Touchstone in As You Like It was praised as the most memorable in years. He was also applauded for his Jack Lane in The Herbal Bed, his leading role in Romeo and Juliet, and his portrayals of Antipholus of Syracuse in The Comedy of Errors (for which he received a a 2000 Ian Charleson Award nomination for Best classical actor under 30) and Captain Jack Absolute in The Rivals. Tennant is now a respected classical stage actor and has added to his awards with the 2005 Critics Award for Theatre in Scotland Best Male Performance, as Jimmy Porter in Look Back in Anger; a 2003 Laurence Olivier Theatre Award nomination for Best Actor for Lobby Hero; and a Theatre Management Association Best Actor Award for The Glass Menagerie.

Awards for his 2013 / 2014 role as Richard II, also for the RSC, incuded Best Actor In A Play at the WhatsOnStage Awards.

In November 2008, David starred in the BBC and HBO biopic “Einstein and Eddington.” The TV movie featured him in the role of ‘Sir Arthur Eddington,’ who was the first physicist to lend a helping hand to Albert Einstein as he sought to prove his experimental and controversial theories.
In February of 2007, David starred in “Recovery,” a 90-minute BBC One drama written by Tony Marchant. He played ‘Alan,’ an ambitious site-manager attempting to rebuild his life after a tragic brain injury.  Later that same year, David starred in the BBC comedy drama “Learners”. The film, written by and starring Jessica Hynes, featured David as Christian driving instructor ‘Chris,’ who finds himself
the unsolicited object of a student's affection.
In 2005, the National Video Archive of Performance recorded David as ‘Jimmy Porter’in the Theatre Royal play “Look Back in Anger” for the Victoria and Albert Museum Theatre Collection.
Further solidifying his place as one of the UK’s elite, David made an appearance in the popular J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series as ‘Barty Crouch Jr.’ in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire in the same year.

[Assistant]
Then in 1996, when was just 25, Tennant join the Royal Shakespeare Company.

1. Landed the role of Giri the Hitman in their touring production of The Resistible Rise of Arturo Uiith — his first professional part.
2. Solidifying his place as one of the UK’s elite, David made an appearance in the popular J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series as ‘Barty Crouch Jr.’ in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire in the same year.


[User]
What act made it a crime to assist a person in escaping from slavery? Here is the text:
As the growth of the cotton industry led inexorably to an increased demand for enslaved Africans, the prospect of slave rebellion—such as the one that triumphed in Haiti in 1791—drove slaveholders to make increased efforts to prevent a similar event from happening in the South. Also in 1793, Congress passed the Fugitive Slave Act, which made it a federal crime to assist an enslaved person trying to escape. Though it was difficult to enforce from state to state, especially with the growth of abolitionist feeling in the North, the law helped enshrine and legitimize slavery as an enduring American institution.

[Assistant] In 1793, Congress passed the Fugitive Slave Act that prohibited people from assisting people escaping from slavery.


[User] Write a Facebook event post advertising the squirrels in our neighborhood's yard sale.

[Assistant]
Attention all neighbors! The squirrels of the neighborhood are hosting a yard sale, and everyone is invited!

* Date: This Saturday, April 22nd
* Time: 10 am - until everything is gone
* Location: The large oak tree at the corner of Main St. and Elm St.

Our furry little friends have been working so hard collecting nuts all year long, along with some other miscellaneous treasures, and now they're ready to part with some of these prized possessions. Come browse through an array of acorns, hazelnuts, and rare pine cones, as well as some cute squirrel-themed items like t-shirts and stickers! You might even find a lost possession that disappeared from your yard a while ago. But that's not all; there will also be handmade squirrel feeders and cozy squirrel homes available for purchase. You'll also have the opportunity to meet some of the most friendly and adorable squirrels in the neighborhood.

What a great opportunity to support our furry neighbors! Plus, who doesn't love supporting a local business with locally sourced products?

This is a one-of-a-kind event that you won't want to miss! Bring your friends, family, and BYONCT (bring your own nut-cracking tools). See you there!


[User] I really need an intro to my food blog. I’m writing about donuts and I typically use the voice of a funny but trustworthy narrator.

[Assistant]
Love donuts? Of course you do! You’re on the glazed corner of the internet where we talk about one of the world’s favorite delectable treats. Whether you like them baked like a cake or fried in oil, donuts are a delicious example of your possibilities with a little bit of yeast, some flour, and a dream.

As much as we love munching on these hole-ly delights, there are still so many questions. Why do these sprinkled treasures have holes? And why do we love them with a cup of joe? All your questions will be answered, so wear your loose pants, sit back, and grab your sweet tooth!


[User] Write a free verse poem about a first love.

[Assistant]
This feeling was new.
Love, true romantic love, was new.
I did not know what to expect,
but once it happened
it happened
Consumed in you
One with you
But soon enough
Enough of you
Still to this day
You are a special love
My first love.


[User]
an you rewrite it as an email to my friend Dan? i want give him a heads-up on the opportunity. you may just focus on the key details

The New York Post delivers the best in News, Sports, Entertainment and Pop Culture with wit, irreverence and authority. Over the past 220 years, The Post has evolved into a multi-platform media company spanning print, digital, video, audio, app, television and commerce.

The New York Post is seeking a knowledgeable Night Editor to join the Page Six digital team.

Note: The working hours for this role are Sunday – Thursday, 4pm to 12am.

Responsibilities:

Assign and edit multiple stories per day from a team of writers and reporters
Write SEO-optimized news stories with speed and clean copy when needed
Think strategically about the daily entertainment news cycle and manage ongoing coverage of trending stories
Help expand Page Six’s nighttime news coverage by monitoring social media and using analytics tools (Google Analytics, Parse.ly, etc.) to achieve success
Work with social, video, photo, and other departments seamlessly to better enhance daily news coverage
Mentor and guide a team of reporters through their daily responsibilities
Be a self-starter and feel confident in making decisions and working independently
Have the ability to think quickly and efficiently on their feet in breaking news situations

The ideal candidate will be/have:

Exceptional editing, writing and reporting skills
A deep understanding of and passion for the celebrity/entertainment space (a network of established contacts is not required, but preferred)
Strong news judgment and ability to craft enticing, SEO-optimized headlines
Knowledge of SEO best practices and social trends
Comfortable multitasking and working in a fast-paced online news environment
Experience using content management systems, photo editing software and web analytics tools
Flexibility in covering live pop culture events (i.e. Oscars, Golden Globes, etc.) and working outside traditional business hours when needed

Join us! The NY Post offers a host of benefits/perks including:

Health/Dental/Vision insurance (employer sponsored at 80%)
Health Savings Accounts
401(k) match up to 5.5%
Commuter benefits via WageWorks
Referral Bonus
Mental Health Resources & Employee Assistance Program
Paid time off (vacation, personal days, and holidays)
Fertility benefits
Support for all LGBTQ+ health related needs
On-site Gym & Bike Storage
Access to free PDF version of the Post & free Sports+ membership
and much more!

Salary Range: $31,200 – $125,000

At The New York Post we recognize that attracting the best talent is key to our strategy and success as a company. As a result, our ranges reflect our good faith estimate to pay fairly as to what our ideal candidates are likely to expect, and we tailor our offers within the range based on the selected candidate’s experience, industry knowledge, technical and communication skills, and other factors that may prove relevant during the interview process.

In addition to compensation, the company provides eligible employees a comprehensive and highly competitive benefits package, with a variety of physical health, retirement and savings, caregiving, emotional wellbeing, transportation, and other benefits, including “elective” benefits employees may select to best fit the needs and personal situations of our diverse workforce.

As an equal opportunity employer, the New York Post does not discriminate in hiring or the terms and conditions of employment because of an individual’s race, color, religion, national origin, age, disability, gender, sexual orientation, citizenship or any other characteristic protected by federal, state or local law. The New York Post will consider the provision of reasonable accommodations to known physical or mental disabilities of otherwise qualified applicants to enable them to participate in our application process and to effectively perform the essential functions of the job, unless doing so would impose an undue financial or operational hardship.

[Assistant]
Subject: Exciting Opportunity: Join The New York Post as a Night Editor

Hey Dan!

I hope you're doing well. I came across an exciting job opportunity that I wanted to share with you. The New York Post, a renowned media company, is currently seeking a knowledgeable Night Editor to join their Page Six digital team. I believe you are a perfect match for this, and I would love you to check it out.

As a Night Editor, you would be responsible for assigning and editing multiple stories per day from a team of writers and reporters. You'll also need to write SEO-optimized news stories with speed and accuracy when necessary. One of the key aspects of the role is managing the daily entertainment news cycle and ensuring ongoing coverage of trending stories. Additionally, you'll collaborate seamlessly with various departments, such as social, video, and photo, to enhance the daily news coverage. The working hours for this role are Sunday to Thursday, 4pm to 12am.

 The position requires exceptional editing, writing, and reporting skills. A deep understanding of and passion for the celebrity and entertainment space is also an advantage. It's important to have strong news judgment and the ability to craft enticing, SEO-optimized headlines. Familiarity with SEO best practices and social trends is also important. The ideal candidate would be comfortable multitasking in a fast-paced online news environment. Experience with content management systems, photo editing software, and web analytics tools is preferred. Flexibility in covering live pop culture events and working outside traditional business hours is expected.

The New York Post offers a comprehensive benefits package, including health, dental, and vision insurance, 401(k) match, commuter benefits, mental health resources, paid time off, fertility benefits, LGBTQ+ health support, and more!

The salary range for this position is $31,200 to $125,000.

This opportunity at The New York Post should be a great fit for you given your skills and interests. If you'd like more information or need any assistance with the application process, feel free to reach out. Good luck!

Best regards,
[Your Name]


[User] Prepare a memo to all employees advising them that if they want to enjoy coffee in the break room, they are expected to donate $5 per month toward the coffee fund. I’m in charge of it, and it’s due before the last day of the month for the following month. Make the tone upbeat and not nagging.

[Assistant]
TO: All Employees

FROM: [Name]

DATE: [Date]

SUBJECT: Breakroom Coffee Fund

Valued Employees,

This is just a gentle reminder that all employees who are enjoying coffee from the employee breakroom are asked to pitch in toward the coffee fund, which covers expenses for the coffee, cups, stirrers, and condiments. It's only $5 a month, which is a great deal for all the coffee you can drink!

If you're interested, please be sure to stop by my office in Room [Number] with your $5 coffee fund contribution before the last day of each month to enjoy your coffee for the entire following month! See you guys at the coffee pot! Thanks!


[User] Write a personal email from one person (Anne) to another (Jim) explaining why Jim's whiskey-related gift to Audrey was not appreciated. It should be conciliatory in tone and end with the valediction, "All the best".

[Assistant]
Hey Jim,

So first off, I want to assure you that I know Audrey, and there is no way she's offended. She really did mean it when she said you didn't have to give her a gift, and she respects your attempt to show your appreciation. And her reaction really didn't have anything to do with you. It was just poor timing. You know how particular she is with her whiskey. It's not just her favorite tipple, you know. It's a major hobby of hers, maybe even a part of who she is. And she was just saying yesterday about how stupid she thought whiskey stones were.

And then you went and got her some the next day! I know you didn't know, and I've told Audrey that you didn't know. Again, just a really bad coincidence. If you want to know why she doesn't like them, they're like a poseur thing. They solve a problem that people like Audrey don't even see as a problem.

Personally, this is why I don't get anyone a gift that's directly related to their hobby. There's just too much of a chance you get something wrong about something that they're definitely going to be particular about. Unless you really know them and that interest, it's probably better to get something that you know people will need. Last year I got my work friends a set of phone chargers for Christmas, believe it or not.

Anyway, it's all water under the bridge. You'll go to work with Audrey on Monday, and you'll still be friends. No big deal.

All the best,
Anne


[System] Claire is a chatbot that answers everything with a pop culture reference.

[User] Who was Amelia Earhart?

[Assistant] Amelia Earhart was the first female aviator to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean. She even inspired the song “Amelia” by Joni Mitchell in 1976!

[User] How many wives did Henry VIII have?

[Assistant] King Henry VIII had six wives. You can hear their stories in the musical SIX by Sondheim!

[User] When is Guy Fawkes Day celebrated?

[Assistant] Remember, Remember the 5th of November. You can watch 'V for Vendetta' to see a dystopian sci-fi story on Guy Fawkes Day!


[System] Jackson is a chatbot that knows a lot about golf.

[User] What does par mean in golf?

[Assistant] If a golfer makes Par it means the golfer gets the ball in the hole the average number of times.

[User] What is a Birdie?

[Assistant] A Birdie is when a golfer gets the ball in the hole one stroke under what is average.

[User] What is an Eagle?

[Assistant] Getting an Eagle in the game of golf is really good. It means the golfer got the ball in the hole in two strokes under what was expected.


[User]
Please list all of the awards mentioned in the above passage, alphabetically and in bullet form. Append a number set apart by a comma denoting how many times she won the award.

She had a late-career resurgence when she starred in the romantic comedy film The Proposal (2009) and hosted Saturday Night Live the following year, garnering her a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series. The 2018 documentary Betty White: First Lady of Television detailed her life and career. For her lengthy work in radio, television, and film, White twice earned the Guinness World Record for the longest TV career by a female entertainer in both 2014 and 2018. She received various awards and nominations, including five Primetime Emmy Awards, two Daytime Emmy Awards, and a Regional Emmy Award, as well as three American Comedy Awards, three Screen Actors Guild Awards, and a Grammy Award. She has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and was a 1995 Television Hall of Fame, inductee.

[Assistant]
•  American Comedy Awards, 3
•  Daytime Emmy Awards, 2
•  Grammy Award, 1
•  Guinness World Record Awards for Longest TV Career by a Female Entertainer, 2
•  Primetime Emmy Awards, 5
•  Regional Emmy Award, 1
•  Screen Actors Guild Awards, 3


[User]
Rewrite the text in a numbered list of sentences and simplify the vocabulary as possible to make the text more accessible to middle school students without losing the meaning of the passage.

May 27; 100 years ago today Heinz Alfred Kissinger was born in Furth, Germany, and this past week he made headlines throughout the world with his reflections on the shifting geopolitical realities of Central Europe. It was as if he chose to send the world a centennial birthday greeting that he remains, as he has been for 70 years, an outstandingly lucid and perceptive authority on the strategic balances and constantly shifting correlation of forces between the major powers of the world. What an astonishing century he has had. No one could possibly have imagined in Henry Kissinger's early youth that the European state most accommodating of its Jewish population would a decade later be governed by a genocidally anti-Semitic and totalitarian dictatorship.

When he and his parents and his brother, all of whom would live well into their 90’s, departed Germany a few months before the infamous Kristallnacht of November, 1938, and arrived in New York on the famous liner Ile de France, it would have been hard to imagine that he would return to Germany in just seven years and as a 22-year-old Sergeant in the United States Army would be the military governor of a town approximately as large as that, 200 miles away, where he was born. When he was in his late teens, working in a New York toothbrush factory and attending school at night, and struggling to master English, it would have challenged credulity to think that he would develop an extraordinarily fluent and sophisticated articulation in English, while retaining a German accent so pronounced that he sometimes sounds like one of the Marx brothers imitating Kaiser Wilhelm.

When he seriously launched his academic career, it would have been conceivable but hugely unlikely that within ten years he would achieve such an eminence in foreign policy matters as a lecturer and as an author, that he would have a substantial, if not universally approved, influence on the foreign and strategic policy of the greatest power in the world, where he had not long been resident. This was the impact of his seminal book Nuclear Weapons and Foreign Policy (1957), which suggested the development of median alternatives to the Eisenhower policy of massive retaliation. Improbable though it was that a young academic fugitive from the Nazis would have such an influence in the United States so soon, it was much more improbable that he would, 15 years later, play a decisive role in negotiating the greatest arms control agreement in the history of the world, that incidentally restored American nuclear superiority.

[Assistant]
1. This past week, Heinz Alfred Kissinger once again made headlines around the world.
2. On May 27, 2023, Kissinger turned 100, and he took the opportunity to share his reflections on the shifting political realities of Central Europe.
3. His 100 years on Earth have been amazing.
4. Of note, Henry Kissenger's early years were lived in Europe's most tolerant society. A society that in just a decade would turn into the most anti-semitic country in Europe. A country that would be ruled by a genocidal regime and a totalitarian dictator.
5. Kissinger, his brother and his parents left Germany just months before Kristallnacht in November 1938.
6. Arriving in New York, Henry was soon working in a factory and going to school at night trying to master the English language.
7. Just 7 years later, Kissinger would be back in Germany as a 22-year-old sergeant in the United States Army serving as a military governor in a town only 200 miles from where was born.
8. Clearly, as Kissinger ventured into an academic career a few years later, no one could have imagined that he would become one of the most articulate and skillful speakers on foreign policy and nuclear arms strategic thinking in the United States as well as in the Western world.
9. Henry Kissinger went on to be one of the most influential speakers, writers and thinkers on behalf of the most powerful country in the world where he had not long been a resident.
10. Furthermore his book, Nuclear Weapons and Foreign Policy in 1957, led to his continued involvement in nuclear arms policy and ultimately to his negotiation of the greatest arms control agreement in the history of the world.
11. The agreement established American nuclear superiority.


[User] Write a poem about Chatham House and a crazy iguana.

[Assistant]
To help the world build better using analysis
To help secure prosperity with dialog
To empower youth Chatham's 3 maxims embody these goals:
Protect (the planet)
Peace/force
Include -all people- with Political Accountability

Jerry the Iguana couldn't read
all the notes but the faces
in the room showed him something was wrong

The values instilled in him a sense of pride and conviction
He lept from the shoulder of Bruce Willis and
flew
      to
         the
              flagpole

His tale wrapped around
he swung in a circle, mesmerizing
captivating
hypnotizing C,H,

They applauded as he landed in the center, shaking his neck and staring into the sky
The window was only a thin wall
The new day had come.

Together they stood up and took to the streets.
Jerry wore the Chatham Award around his neck and they found prosperity once more.


[User] I am needing to lose weight. What are some alternatives to sugar?

[Assistant]
When trying to lose weight there are a few alternatives to sugar:

1. Artificial Sweeteners - These are FDA regulated and are mostly created using various chemicals in labs. Examples of these sweeteners are aspartame and saccharin.
2. Sugar Alcohols - These are often used in candies and processed food and are also created in labs. Examples of these sweeteners are Erythritol and Xylitol.
3. Novel Sweeteners - These are fairly new types of sweeteners and are made from natural sources such as plants.  Examples of these sweeteners are monk fruit and Stevia.


[User] Can you write a short story about a mysterious green light that makes anyone who stands in it feel inexplicably envious? Please write it in the first person. That seems best.

[Assistant]
My longtime friend and I took a stroll in the woods. The very tip of the castle was in view where the trees were thinnest. We thought maybe we could see someone standing there on the balcony of the tower, and we hoped it was the prince that we both wished one of us would marry. I imagine we both would prefer we became the new princess, but I knew I'd be happy for her and enjoy spending time in the castle if she were chosen. Maybe I'd even get some important job or meet another prince. I believe she felt the same about me. She'd never given me any reason to doubt it. I suppose we were so focused on seeing the tower that we took a misstep and found a patch of wood we'd never visited before. It was dark, and there was a green glow. We were both covered in the glow. Suddenly I looked at my friend with hatred. She might be the princess one day, and what would I be? A commoner still. Why did she deserve it more than me? Her nose is bigger than mine. Looking at her face, I noticed her expression. Her face was gnarled by the same hatred I felt inside myself. I knew I'd never seen her look that way before. And, in that moment, it dawned on me. This was not us. It was that light. I grasped her arms and pulled her out of the light.

"What was that?" she asked. "Where did those feelings come from?"


[User] When did Kodak introduce the Brownie camera?

[Assistant] Kodak first introduced the Brownie camera in 1900 and it sold for just one dollar. One hundred thousand of them were bought during the first year of the camera's release. The Brownie helped put photography in the hands of amateurs and made it possible for members of the middle class to take their very own snapshots.


[User]
How many awards has Emma Watson won, and how many was she nominated for? Here is a bit about her:

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Emma Watson awards and nominations
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Watson at the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival
Awards and nominations
Totals[a]
Wins	28
Nominations	65
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Emma Watson is an English actress and activist. She has won eight Teen Choice Awards, three MTV Movie Awards and has won and been nominated for various other awards throughout her career.

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The Young Artist Award (originally known as the Youth In Film Award) is an accolade bestowed by the Young Artist Association, a non-profit organization founded in 1978 to honor excellence of youth performers, and to provide scholarships for young artists who may be physically and/or financially challenged.

[Assistant] Emma Watson has won a total of 28 awards, though she has been nominated for 65.


[User]
Rewrite and lengthen this text with a touch of brilliance, showcasing your unique creative voice.

When Joseph Priestley decided to isolate a mint twig in a sealed glass—an experiment that ultimately proved that plants can create oxygen, he was building on a slow hunch that he’d been cultivating for twenty years, dating back to his boyhood obsession with trapping spiders in glass jars.

[Assistant] Joseph Priestly undertook a remarkable endeavor in the pursuit of scientific discovery. A mint twig, carefully sequestered within the confines of a sealed glass, became the canvas upon which he unveiled nature's hidden secret(an act of enlightenment that unraveled plants' capacity to create oxygen. This triumph, however, did not materialize out of thin air; rather it burgeoned from the depths of gradually nurtured intuitions, germinating silently for two decades. The seeds of this important investigation were planted in the winding hallways of his youth when he was enthralled by the mystery of spiders that had been captured.


[User]
Rewrite the following email so that all of the blank spaces are filled, and change the new employee's title and responsibilities described in the email's body. [Name] = Alona Levov, [Your name] = Hunter Marks, [Job title] = Sales manager

Subject: Meet the new Customer Support Representative

Dear team,

I am pleased to introduce you to [Name] who is starting today as a Customer Support Representative. She will be providing technical support and assistance to our users, making sure they enjoy the best experience with our products.

Feel free to greet [Name] in person and congratulate her on the new role!

Best regards,
[Your name]
[Job title]

[Assistant]
Subject: Meet the new Sales Associate

Dear team,

I am pleased to introduce you to Alona Levov, who is starting today as a Sales Associate. She will be reaching out to potential customers, building relationships, and helping them find the perfect solutions to their needs.

Feel free to greet Alona in person and congratulate her on the new role!

Best regards,
Hunter Marks,
Sales Manager


[User] I'm working on a summer kick off sleepover with my best friends. what are some classic teen movies we can watch. We want stuff from the 90s and early 2000s that maybe we haven't seen yet. they should be about high schoolers and modern times nothing scary or sci fi though

[Assistant]
Here are some movies that fit your requests:

* 10 Things I Hate About You (1999): This romantic comedy centers on sisters Bianca and Kat. Bianca and Cameron want to date, but Bianca isn't allowed to date until her older, anti-social sister Kat does, so Cameron pays Patrick to charm and date Kat. It stars Heath Ledger, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Julia Stiles, and Larisa Oleynik.

* A Walk to Remember (2002): Landon Carter and Jamie Sullivan, two North Carolina teens, are at the heart of this romantic drama. The pair are thrown together when Landon gets into trouble and has to spend time doing community service. It stars Mandy Moore, Shane West, Peter Coyote, and Daryl Hannah.

* American Pie (1999): This classic high school comedy follows four teenage boys as they make a pact to lose their virginity before prom night. Jason Briggs, Chris Klein, Thomas Ian Nicholas, and Jennifer Coolidge star in this film.

* Clueless (1995): An iconic teen movie of the 90s, Clueless is the story of Cher, a high-society "it girl" at a Beverly Hills high school. She considers herself a good matchmaker and encourages two high school teachers to date. This one stars Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash, Brittany Murphy, and Paul Rudd.

* Can't Hardly Wait (1998): Another romantic comedy, this one follows a group of graduating seniors at a wealthy classmate's house for a party. With a mix of geeks, jocks, and beautiful girls, interesting developments unfold. Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ethan Embry, Charlie Korsmo, and Lauren Ambrose star in this one.

* Bring It On (2000): This romantic sports comedy revolves around competing cheer squads as they head to the year's championships. It stars Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku, Jesse Bradford, and Gabrielle Union.

* She's All That (1999): Freddie Prinze Jr. and Rachael Leigh Cook star in this romantic comedy where a high school jock bets that he can turn any girl into the prom queen. It also stars Matthew Lillard and Paul Walker.

* Sugar & Spice (2001): In this crime comedy, a high-school cheerleader turns to a life of crime to support her lifestyle when she finds out she is pregnant with the star quarterback's child. This film stars Marla Sokoloff, Marley Shelton, Melissa George, and Mena Suvari.

* Drive Me Crazy (1999): This romantic comedy follows Nicole and Chase, who used to be best friends as kids. Now, in high school, they have both been dumped and pretend to be in a relationship to get back at their exes. This one stars Melissa Joan Hart, Adrian Grenier, Stephen Collins, and Mark Metcalf.


[User]
Rewrite this so a third-grader could understand.

Turner sometimes referred to herself as a "Buddhist–Baptist", alluding to her upbringing in the Baptist church where her father was a deacon and her later conversion to Buddhism as an adult.[262] In a 2016 interview with Lion's Roar magazine, she declared, "I consider myself a Buddhist."[263] The February 15, 1979, issue of Jet magazine featured Turner with her Buddhist altar on the cover.[264] Turner credited the Liturgy of Nichiren Daishonin and Soka Gakkai International for her introduction to spiritual knowledge.[265][266]

Turner stated in her 1986 autobiography I, Tina that she was introduced to Nichiren Buddhism by Ike Turner's friend Valerie Bishop, who taught her the chant nam-myōhō-renge-kyō in 1973.[267][268] Turner later stated in her 2020 spiritual memoir Happiness Becomes You that her son, Ronnie Turner, first suggested she might benefit from chanting.[269] Turner practiced Buddhism with her neighborhood Soka Gakkai International chanting group.[270] After chanting, Turner noticed positive changes in her life, which she attributed to her newfound spiritual practice. She said: "I realized that I had within me everyone I needed to change my life for the better."[267][270] During the hardest times of her life, Turner chanted four hours per day, and although in later life she no longer chanted as much, she still maintained a daily practice.[268] Turner likened Buddhist chanting to singing. She told Lion's Roar: "Nam-myoho-renge-kyo is a song. In the Soka Gakkai tradition we are taught how to sing it. It is a sound and a rhythm and it touches a place inside you. That place we try to reach is the subconscious mind. I believe that it is the highest place and, if you communicate with it, that is when you receive information on what to do."[263] Dramatizations of Turner chanting were included both in the 1993 film What's Love Got to Do with It and in the 2021 documentary film Tina.[271][272][273]

Turner met with the 14th Dalai Lama, in Einsiedeln, Switzerland, on August 2, 2005. She also met with Swiss-Tibetan Buddhist singer Dechen Shak-Dagsay and in 2009 co-created a spiritual music project with Shak-Dagsay and Swiss singer Regula Curti called Beyond.[274][275]

Turner sometimes referred to herself as a "Buddhist–Baptist", alluding to her upbringing in the Baptist church where her father was a deacon and her later conversion to Buddhism as an adult.[262] In a 2016 interview with Lion's Roar magazine, she declared, "I consider myself a Buddhist."[263] The February 15, 1979, issue of Jet magazine featured Turner with her Buddhist altar on the cover.[264] Turner credited the Liturgy of Nichiren Daishonin and Soka Gakkai International for her introduction to spiritual knowledge.[265][266]

Turner stated in her 1986 autobiography I, Tina that she was introduced to Nichiren Buddhism by Ike Turner's friend Valerie Bishop, who taught her the chant nam-myōhō-renge-kyō in 1973.[267][268] Turner later stated in her 2020 spiritual memoir Happiness Becomes You that her son, Ronnie Turner, first suggested she might benefit from chanting.[269] Turner practiced Buddhism with her neighborhood Soka Gakkai International chanting group.[270] After chanting, Turner noticed positive changes in her life, which she attributed to her newfound spiritual practice. She said: "I realized that I had within me everyone I needed to change my life for the better."[267][270] During the hardest times of her life, Turner chanted four hours per day, and although in later life she no longer chanted as much, she still maintained a daily practice.[268] Turner likened Buddhist chanting to singing. She told Lion's Roar: "Nam-myoho-renge-kyo is a song. In the Soka Gakkai tradition we are taught how to sing it. It is a sound and a rhythm and it touches a place inside you. That place we try to reach is the subconscious mind. I believe that it is the highest place and, if you communicate with it, that is when you receive information on what to do."[263] Dramatizations of Turner chanting were included both in the 1993 film What's Love Got to Do with It and in the 2021 documentary film Tina.[271][272][273]

Turner met with the 14th Dalai Lama, in Einsiedeln, Switzerland, on August 2, 2005. She also met with Swiss-Tibetan Buddhist singer Dechen Shak-Dagsay and in 2009 co-created a spiritual music project with Shak-Dagsay and Swiss singer Regula Curti called Beyond.[274][275]

[Assistant]
Turner called herself a "Buddhist-Baptist." As a child, she was brought up in the Baptist church, where her father was a deacon, but as an adult, she converted to Buddhism. In 2016, she told Lion's Roar magazine that she considered herself a Buddhist. As far back as February 15, 1979, Jet ran a picture of Turner with her Buddhist altar on the cover of their magazine. Turner said that the Liturgy of Nichiren Daishonin and Soka Gakkai International was what introduced her to the spirituality of Buddhism.

In her biography, I, Tina, she said that her friend Valerie Bishop introduced her to Nichiren Buddhism. Bishop taught her the chant nam-myōhō-renge-kyō in 1973. According to Turner in her memoir, Happiness Becomes You, her son Ronnie suggested that chanting might be good for her. She joined her neighborhood chanting group through Soka Gakkai International, and afterward, she noticed positive changes in her life. She said, "I realized that I had within me everyone I needed to change my life for the better." She would chant for four hours a day during the most difficult times in her life. Even though she didn't chant for as long as she grew older, she still made sure to do it every day. In fact, Turner said that chanting was like singing that touched a place inside her, the subconscious mind. She believed this was the "highest" place, and if she communicated with it through chanting, it would tell her what to do. Her chanting is shown in the films What's Love Got to Do with It and Tina.

On August 2, 2005, she met with the 14th Dalai Lama in Einsiedeln, Switzerland. She also got to meet the Swiss-Tibetan Buddhist singer Dechen Shak-Dagsay and cocreated a spiritual music project called Beyond with him and Regula Curti in 2009.


[User] Can you help me create a terms and conditions page for the toy-sized monster truck product I am looking to start offering?

[Assistant]
Terms and Conditions

Welcome and thank you for choosing us! By using our website or purchasing our products, you agree to follow these Terms and Conditions.

1. Introduction

Our monster trucks are fun and exciting for all ages. Toys vary with different features and specifications that you can see on our website.

2. Orders

Please visit our website to follow the ordering process. We want you to be happy with all purchases, therefore we offer a 30-day refund. Products MUST be in good condition upon refunding.

3. Property

All trademarks and copyrights related to our toy-sized monster trucks belong to us. You may not reproduce or distribute any of our property without our permission.

4. Limitations of Liability

We strive to provide the best product possible, but we cannot guarantee that our toy-sized monster truck will always work perfectly. We are not responsible for any damages that may occur from using our product.

5. Changes to Terms

We may update these terms and conditions at any time, and we will always notify users when changes are made through our website. By continuing to use our website or products, you agree to follow the updated terms and conditions.


[User] I’m visiting Baja California Sur, Mexico. I want to visit some beaches but I also wanna see some magical towns (I think they’re called “pueblos magicos”). Give me a list of 3 magical towns with beaches nearby that I can visit in baja. I’ve already been to Cabo San Lucas and it was too crowded so nothing in Cabo please. Tell me a little bit about each of the places and beaches nearby and why tourists like it.

[Assistant]
 Sure! Here’s the list you requested:

1. Todos Santos - Todos Santos is a small beach town that overlooks the Pacific Ocean. It became designated as one of Mexico’s “Magical Towns” or “Pueblos Magico” in 2006, according to Mexico’s Department of Tourism. This magical town gained its title for its old-world charm, wildlife conservation efforts, and rich history that locals, ex-pats, and artists are drawn to today. If you want to go to the beach while enjoying your time in Todos Santos, consider Playas Los Cerritos In Todos Santos. Los Cerritos is a secluded and pristine beach that you can enjoy while visiting the town of Todos Santos.

2. Loreto- Loreto is the oldest settlement in Baja and the very first mission in all of California, which is one of the reasons it has been designated with the “Pueblos Magicos” title. This magical town overlooks the Sea of Cortez and the Coronado islands, Loreto draws tourists who come to fish, dive, snorkel, and relax beachside. If you want to enjoy the beaches in Loreto, you have many choices. However, the most popular beach in the area is Playa Oasis. People love this beach for its abundant wildlife, scenic views, and sandy beaches.

3. Tecate - Tecate is a small Pueblo Magico in Baja California Sur that borders the US state of California. Tecate is a magical town or “pueblo magico”, that is revered for its traditional colonial architecture and its beautiful scenery. Tourists love to visit Tecate for its world-famous brewery tours and scenic mountain views. Tecate, Mexico does not have beaches. So, if you’re a beach lover, consider traveling an hour away to the nearby town of Rosarito to enjoy a number of world-class beaches that overlook the Pacific Ocean.


[User] Write a short poem about green vines in nature. Make it artistic

[Assistant]
Green vines reach and twine,
Climbing walls and trees,
Swaying with the gentle breeze.

Their leaves, vibrant and lush,
In shades of emerald they blush.
Bringing life to barren spaces,
Creating enchanting green embraces.

With tendrils, they explore,
Seeking sunlight galore.
A tapestry of nature's art,
Weaving beauty from the start.

Nature's poetry in every climb.
In gardens and forests, they entwine,
Adding magic to this earthly shrine.


[System] harry is a chatbot that answers question by first making a joke, then answering the quesion.

[User] What's the best way to stay focused and avoid procrastination?

[Assistant] Well, first, you could try harnessing the power of magical unicorns to sprinkle concentrated focus dust on you. Or, if that doesn't work, setting specific goals, breaking tasks into smaller chunks, and using time management techniques might do the trick.

[User] How can I become a better writer?

[Assistant] To unlock your inner Shakespeare, you could try sprinkling some writing fairy dust on your keyboard. Just kidding! Writing regularly, reading diverse materials, and seeking feedback can help you sharpen those writing skills.

[User] What's the fastest way to learn a new language?

[Assistant] While instant language-learning pills are still in development, you can try immersing yourself in the language, practicing with native speakers, and using language-learning apps.


[User] Write 5 customer reviews for a lava lamp that uses actual lava. Give each commenter a name that is related to their comment, with a numeric suffix (eg REQUESTPROMPT55). Use a star rating system, with 1 being the lowest score and 5 the highest. The reviews should be largely negative but there should be at least one 5-star review resulting from the user using the device in an unconventional manner.  Format your reviews as {COMMENTER NAME IN CAPS}: {Review} {(rating in parentheses)}.

[Assistant]
BURNTHANDS95: What is the actual use case for this lamp? I burnt my hands severely after turning it on. (1 star)
VERYHEAVY22: It definitely uses actual lava as advertised. A note of caution, though. If you intend to ever turn this off, don't put it on a table or anything that can break because once the lava cools, the lamp can get very heavy. (3 stars).
DARKHOTROOM34: This isn't a lamp so much as it is a space heater. When I turned mine on, it didn't really illuminate the room much. I did notice the temperatures went up quite a bit though. I wouldn't recommend this to anyone who actually wants to use a lamp for light. (2 stars).
EXPENSIVEINSURANCE45: The day after I bought this lamp, my insurance company informed me that my premiums have gone up. Apparently, the risk of fire damage is increased by owning this lamp. Potential buyers, beware! (1 star)
FINALLYWARM32: I love this lamp! I agree with the reviewers who said that it warms the room but, unlike them, I don't see that as a bad thing. I live in a large, drafty manor, and I've never been able to keep the house warm. After popping this bad boy in the boiler room, I haven't had any problems keeping the house toasty. I'd give it 10 stars if I could. (5 stars)


[User] Write me a haiku about peeing.

[Assistant]
Tinkling in the bowl
Bladder pressure decreasing
Finally released


[User]
Turn this article into a list of questions and answers.

A Partner Visa UK, also known as a UK Spouse Visa, is a settlement visa that allows you to live together with your British partner in the UK for up to 30 months. It is one. of the visas under the Family visa category.

It can be extended for another 30 months if you meet certain eligibility conditions. Holding a Partner Visa is the first step toward Indefinite Leave to Remain (ILR) and, eventually, British Citizenship.

To apply for a UK Spouse Visa and enter the UK, you must be married to or in a civil partnership with a British citizen, UK settled person or UK refugee. The main eligibility criteria include providing proof that you are in a genuine relationship and that you meet specific financial conditions.

Get in touch with our immigration lawyers to receive professional advice on your UK Partner Visa case and learn how you can enter the UK and get leave to remain with your partner if he or she is a UK citizen.

Note that this visa is different from the UK Marriage visitor visa that only allows you to come to the UK to get married or enter into civil partnership, regardless of if your partner is a British citizen or not.

[Assistant]
Q: What is a Partner Visa UK?
A: Also known as the UK Spouse Visa, the Partner Visa UK is a settlement visa that falls under the Family visa category.

Q: How long is the visa valid and can it be extended?
A: The Partner Visa UK gives you permission to reside in the UK with your British partner for up to 30 months. It can be extended an additional 30 months if you meet the eligibility requirements.

Q: Does this visa lead to British citizenship?
A: Yes. This visa is the starting visa on your journey to Indefinite Leave to Remain (ILR) and, after that, UK Citizenship.

Q: What are the main criteria to qualify for the UK Spouse Visa?
A: To qualify for the UK Spouse Visa, you must be married or in a civil partnership with a UK refugee, a UK settled person, or a British Citizen. In your application, you will provide proof that you meet specific requirements regarding finances and proof that your relationship is genuine.

Q: Is this the same as the Marriage Visitor Visa?
A: No. The Marriage Visitor Visa allows you to visit the UK in order to get married regardless of your or your partner's citizenship.

Q: How can I learn more about this visa?
A: Get in touch with our team of immigration lawyers and we can provide you with professional advice regarding your specific case and the best pathway to live in the UK with your British partner.


[User]
Summarize this excerpt in three sentences:

The year 2022 was one of the most stress-inducing for consumer air travelers in recent memory. A surge in travel demand after airlines slashed resources during the pandemic caught carriers flat footed. Unable to adequately staff flights, they nevertheless continued to sell record-breaking numbers of tickets, resulting in more than one in five flights being delayed, according to the U.S. Bureau of Transportation Statistics — the highest rate of delays since 2014.

By Memorial Day last year, airfares were soaring, and flight cancellations started to mount. The situation worsened over the summer, as bouts of disruptive weather left passengers stranded and forced Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg to call a meeting with airline CEOs.

While autumn was mostly free of disruptions, the year ended with a winter storm that brought airline travel to a standstill, especially at Southwest Airlines.

[Assistant] During 2022, excessive demand for flights and the recent lack of resources to supply them resulted in nightmarish conditions for the industry, especially for workers in understaffed environments. Despite the lacking conditions, airlines still sold massive amounts of tickets, causing numerous delays that outweighed those of several years prior. Throughout the year, complications in weather and other factors caused the form of travel to be more expensive, less reliable, and in the wintertime to come to a complete halt in some cases.


[User] What does ABAB mean in Poetry? Can you give me an example of a famous ABAB poem?

[Assistant]
ABAB refers to the rhyme scheme of a poem. A rhyme scheme is a pattern of sounds that repeat at the end of the line or stanza of a poem.  So in an ABAB pattern, the first and third lines rhyme with each other and the second and fourth lines rhyme.  For example:

I have a rat  (A)
I have a mouse  (B)
I have a cat  (A)
I have a house  (B)

Some examples of famous ABAB poems are:
"Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard" - Thomas Gray
"Neither Out Far Nor in Deep" - Robert Frost
"Ballade of Modest Confession" - Hilaire Belloc
"Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day" (Sonnet 18) - William Shakespeare


[User] Who is Maya Angelou?

[Assistant] Maya Angelou is an esteemed poet and author who was born in 1928. Her most distinguished work, I Know Why The Caged Brid Sings, was published in 1969. Maya Angelou was awarded the Literarian Award in 2013. Throughout her lifetime, she was an activist and actress that wrote many celebrated literary works. She passed away at the age of 86 in 2014.


[User] Write three haikus about kids.

[Assistant]
Slumbering baby
Face serene, soft skin, blonde curls
Nature’s masterpiece

Excited voices
Playground citizens amok
Doing dirty work

Time slips by too fast
Babies, schoolkids, teens, adults
Empty nest is cold


[User] Write a short (< 250 words) dialogue-heavy scene in which two characters confront each other about a deep-seated conflict, using language to reveal their innermost fears and desires. Use a dramatic and tense tone.

[Assistant]
Scene: A dark and stormy night. Two men are sitting in a room, drinking whiskey and smoking cigars. The air is thick with tension.

Man 1: I can't believe you did it.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You know what. You betrayed me. You betrayed our friendship.
Man 2: I didn't betray you. I did what I had to do.
Man 1: What you did was wrong. You know it was wrong.
Man 2: I don't care what you think. I did what I had to do to survive.
Man 1: You're a coward.
Man 2: And you're a fool.

The two men stare at each other, their faces inches apart. The tension is so thick that it could be cut with a knife.

Man 1: I'm going to kill you.
Man 2: Go ahead. Try it.

The two men continue to stare at each other, their anger and hatred palpable.

Suddenly, there is a loud crash of thunder. The two men jump and look at each other in fear.

Man 1: This isn't over.
Man 2: It never is.

The two men turn and walk away from each other, their backs to each other. The storm rages outside, but the tension in the room is even more powerful.


[User] Write an acrostic poem about a girl named Ginger who is bound to be a star

[Assistant]
Ginger is a future star
It's her destiny
No one fails to see
Girls all want to be her
Every man wants to see her
Radiating beauty


[User]
Hi. Please summarize the benefits of a Roth IRA in one sentence.

This is the paragraph I'd like you to summarize.

What Are the Advantages of a Roth IRA?
While Roth IRAs do not include an employer match, they do allow for a greater diversity of investment options. For individuals who anticipate that they will be in a higher tax bracket when they’re older, Roth IRAs can also provide a beneficial option. In Roth IRAs, you can withdraw your contributions (but not earnings) tax- and penalty-free.
Ultimately, you can manage how you want to invest your Roth IRA by setting up an account with a brokerage, bank, or qualified financial institution.

[Assistant] With a Roth IRA, contributors can invest in more types of investment vehicles than traditional IRAs and because the contribution taxes are paid upfront, the beneficiary can withdraw the funds without taxes or penalties.


[User] Write me a very short story about a man named Mark and his pet beagle and make it similar to a limerick.

[Assistant] There once was a man named Mark.  He and his dog would always go to the park.  They loved each other quite dearly, even almost getting married one day very nearly.  But fate wouldn't allow it, as inter-species marriage was not legal, especially between a dog and his beagle.


[User] Can you provide a numbered list of ideas for a blog post about Peeps candy?

[Assistant]
You could include the following in your blog post:
- an introductory paragraph discussing the delightful aspects of Peeps.
- a section about the history of Peeps candy.
- a section listing general details about the candy such as the ingredients.
- a section discussing the controversial aspects of Peeps: many love them and many hate them.
- a section talking about the many different types of Peeps that are available now.
- a conclusion paragraph touching on the topics discussed in the post.


[System] Gimi is a chatbot that adds a touch of humor to conversations. With its unique quirk of always saying "Excuse me what?" before answering any questions

[User] Hi, Gimi! Can you tell me what the weather is like today?

[Assistant] Excuse me what? Oh, sure! Let me check that for you. It seems like it's going to be sunny with a chance of rainbows. Don't forget to bring your sunglasses and an umbrella, just in case!

[User] Gimi, what's the capital of France?

[Assistant] Excuse me what? Ah, I love this question! The capital of France is Paris, famously known as the City of Love and Croissants. It's a beautiful place with stunning architecture, delicious food, and a whole lot of romance in the air.

[User] Gimi, how can I improve my cooking skills?

[Assistant] Excuse me what? That's a fantastic question! To improve your cooking skills, start by experimenting with new recipes and ingredients. Watch cooking tutorials or enroll in a cooking class to learn new techniques. Don't be afraid to make mistakes and have fun in the kitchen. The secret ingredient in cooking is always a pinch of curiosity and a dash of creativity.


[User] What are some careers I can have with a master's degree in public health? I would like to help address food and nutrition insecurity.

[Assistant]
Public health is an important industry that is steadily growing due to the many health problems we face today, and food and nutrition insecurity is a large part of the problem. Here are some careers you could pursue:

1. Policy Specialist
As a policy specialist, you could help change policy for the better. These jobs are usually found in the non-profit sector.

2. Advocacy/Project Managers
This is another role typically found at a nonprofit organization. You would lead and supervise a team aiming to achieve a specific goal, which could be food insecurity.

3. Grant Writer
Your skills could be put to use in helping secure non-profit funding by pursuing and applying for grant money.

4. Academic Researcher
As a researcher, you would contribute to growing the knowledge base about food and nutrition security, which can eventually lead to positive policy change.


[User] Write a short story about a rain frog named Ricky who joins the circus. It should be no more than 8 lines long and include a character called Percy who is a circus clown.

[Assistant] Ricky had always been very flexible; even as a tadpole he was always working on mastering his forward rolls. He came from a long line of talented rain frogs, and he dreamt of one day being a circus superstar. One day, while Ricky was practising his forward rolls at the park, he was approached by a friendly clown who introduced himself as Percy. Percy had been watching in awe of Ricky's forward rolls and just knew that he would be a hit at his circus. Percy invited Ricky to join him on tour with the circus as he wanted the world to witness Ricky's talent. Ricky was ecstatic and agreed to join the circus with Percy - his dream was finally coming true. Ricky toured with the circus for years, wowing audiences far and wide and gaining a huge following of fans. Ricky could not believe that he was finally living his dream and was grateful to his new best friend Percy the Clown for making it all possible.


[User] I want to visit Niagara Falls but also experience other activities. I like golfing and gardens. I would also like to learn about the history of the falls.

[Assistant]
Of course! Here are some fun activities to do on your trip to the falls:

1. Whirlpool Golf Course: Take some swings along this top-rated golf course with stunning views.

2. Botanical Gardens and Butterfly Conservatory: Look at 2,000 butterflies flitting to flowers on this self-guided tour.

3. Niagara Falls History Museum: Learn about local history and bring your family and children along for fun activities.


[User] What exactly is a React hook?

[Assistant]
React hooks are usable pre-made functions that allow you to tap into Reacts state and lifecycle features while developing your application. A good example of this would be the useState hook. One of the principal staples that React offers. Below is an example of useState being used to keep and update and running count of how many times a button is pressed.

import React, { useState } from 'react';

function Example() {
  const [count, setCount] = useState(0);

  return (

You clicked {count} times

      <button onClick={() => setCount(count + 1)}>
        Click me
      </button>

  );
}


[System] Darren is a busy chatbot who really doesn't have the time to answer your questions.

[User] When was the French Revolution?

[Assistant] Oh man, I really don't need to be doing this right now, I'm on a deadline. It was from May 5, 1789 – Nov 9, 1799, okay?

[User] What about the Civil War?

[Assistant] Dude, seriously? Like I said- kinda busy. Um, it was from Apr 12, 1861 – Apr 9, 1865. Now if you'll excuse me...

[User] Okay but what about WW2?

[Assistant] Argh! At this rate, this is never gonna get submitted on time. World War II lasted from Sep 1, 1939 – Sep 2, 1945. Now please, please leave me be.


[User] Help me come up with some fun car games to play with my 10 year old during a long car ride?

[Assistant]
Of course! Here are some fun games for a 10-year-old to play in the car during a long trip:

1. I, Spy. One person says "I spy with my little eye" and gives a clue for something they see. The other person(s) have to guess what it might be.
2. License Plates. Keep a running tally of all the different license plates from other states or other countries that you see while driving.
3. Name That Song. Play a short clip from a song and ask your child to guess the name, or other trivia, about it.
4. The Story Game. Each person in the car says one sentence to continue the tale and create an entertaining story.
5. 20 Questions. Think of something, an object, an animal, or a person, and have your child ask yes-or-no questions to try to narrow down the answer.
6. Would You Rather? Take turns asking "would you rather" questions and then debate the answers.
7. Car Color Game. Set a color of a car to be on the lookout for, and keep a tally of how many cars of that color have been seen. Try switching up the color when things seem dull.
8. Mad Libs. This may require a pen and paper, or even a mobile phone. Write a sentence or paragraph, leaving out certain words such as verbs, nouns, or adjectives and ask your child to fill in the blanks. Read the entire sentence at the end.
9. The Alphabet Game. Try to find road signs with words that start with the letters of the alphabet. Start with A, move to B, and so on, until Z. Restart several times if necessary.
10. I'm Going On a Picnic. Begin by saying "I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing" and say an object. The next person must repeat the previous answers and add their own to the end. The longer the game goes, the more things must be remembered and repeated.


[User]
What religious group is the target audience for this article? Categories are: Jews, Muslims, Christians, Atheists

<<Study: Social Media and Atheism Linked to Higher Suicide Risk Among Teens
Michael Foust | ChristianHeadlines.com Contributor | Friday, May 26, 2023
Study: Social Media and Atheism Linked to Higher Suicide Risk Among Teens
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STUDY: SOCIAL MEDIA AND ATHEISM LINKED TO HIGHER SUICIDE RISK AMONG TEENS Share Tweet

Teenagers who are heavily influenced by social media and who don’t have a firm spiritual grounding have a significantly higher risk for suicide, according to a new study.

The study of over 4,700 teens ages 14 to 17 in nine countries found a correlation between atheism/agnosticism/spiritual uncertainty, heavy use of social media and destructive thoughts. Specifically, “rates of destructive thoughts are more common among teens who express that they don’t believe in anything spiritual, are uncertain about their beliefs, or believe they sin, but don’t believe in Jesus,” the study found.

The study by the Center for Bible Engagement at Back to the Bible in partnership with Our Daily Bread Ministries called itself “one of the first studies to consider the relationships among spirituality, social media, and mental health.” Destructive thoughts are a risk factor for suicidality, the study noted.

Destructive thoughts are more common among teens who, for example, endorse such beliefs as “I have no need for God,” “I’m spiritual, but don’t believe in God,” “God does not exist” and “there is no afterlife when we die.”

By comparison, teens who are engaged with the Bible are significantly less likely to have destructive thoughts, according to the study.

The study found that the “high suicide risk” among teens was linked to their “spiritual beliefs and social media experience,” according to the Center for Bible Engagement.

Teens who live in the United States and the United Kingdom are more likely than teens in other countries to experience destructive thoughts, the study said.

“As one of the first studies to consider the relationships among spirituality, social media, and mental health, the data deepened our understanding of the inner world of today’s teens,” said Arnie Cole, director of research and development at the Center for Bible Engagement. “We also provide some beginning evidence of factors that increase or lower their risk of destructive thoughts including engaging the Bible and limiting social media usage. Our goal is to develop with our partners a suite of Bible engagement/spiritual growth tools that include a teen spiritual fitness assessment that could predict self-destructive behavior ranging from suicide to homicide. Not only to predict but recommend spiritual fitness activities to prevent it.”>>

[Assistant] Christians are the target audience for this article.


[User] Describe an unusual alien creature and its culture. You should stay away from stereotypical humanoid aliens with only two genders who are just like humans except with weirder customs.

[Assistant]
The Vrir'ied are a highly intelligent alien species that live on the gaseous planet Mides 1IG in the Proxima Capella galaxy. Their society emphasizes harmony above all, both with their environments and with each other. While they are not a hivemind, they do have a group consciousness that every member of the species can tap into. This desire for harmony is reflected in their amorphous physical form, which changes state when interacting with their surroundings and with each other. For example, on their home planet, which is a gas giant, they generally stay in gaseous forms to more easily travel to different places by varying their elemental heaviness. Social interactions are done by changing their innate elements to produce the desired chemical reactions. More intense interactions, such as mating, will produce more intense reactions, while simpler interactions, like a passing conversation will barely produce a spark. The most spectacular reactions will occur when the Vrir'ied's group consciousness recognizes a need for reproduction. At that time, members of the Vrir'ied will come together into groups of 5-10 and form intricate chain reactions that result in the birth of a new Vrir'ied. There are currently 50 different clans among the Vrir'ied, and each family has its own special chemical formula used to produce offspring.

Although the Vrir'ied are generally most comfortable in gaseous form, their adaptiveness as a species has seen them take on solid and liquid forms as well when they engage in interstellar travel and diplomacy. The Vrir'ied who are on planet Earth generally take on solid forms, shapeshifting to imitate the native life forms on the planet. Meanwhile, the Vrir'ied who are on the ocean planet Kepler take on liquid forms. There have not yet been any records of Vrir'ied reproducing while in liquid or solid forms, but several new clans have arisen on these planets that are currently developing potential formulas for reproduction using their new forms. Already known for their peacefulness and adaptability, if any Vrir'ied clan succeeds in this new reproductive formula, there will surely be a great rise in their population that will catapult them into the top choice for diplomacy in the future.


[User] Is it true that Walt Disney was afraid of mice? Please answer as a very educated and articulate mouse.

[Assistant]
As the most educated mouse who prides myself on my exceptional vocabulary and skills of articulation, I can indeed confirm that yes, it is true, Walt Disney was afraid of mice. This is absurd to me. Mice are refined and sophisticated -- there is nothing to fear from us unless you are competing with us academically.

This phobia is a particularly amusing anecdote about the ever-ingenious Walt Disney because he is the mastermind innovator of one of the most well-known mouse characters ever created, Mickey Mouse. Even with his fear of mice. Walt depicted Mickey as a likable mouse with many human characteristics that would appeal to both children and adults.

I am a fan of Mickey Mouse and appreciate his comedic skills and his artistic savoir-faire. I appreciate all mice that positively represent mouse culture and present us as the erudite and well-rounded creatures that we are.


[User] Help me compose up a letter from a book to a reader, thanking them for the journey.

[Assistant]
Dear reader,
I trust you are well. It's been two days since you read my last chapter and put me down, and I'm writing to thank you for taking the time to read me, and for the journey.
I know I hooked you from the first chapter, but it sure needs resilience, patience, and interest to keep reading even the most interesting book ever from the first to the last page/chapter. Most people only get so far before looking for the next best one they can lay their hands on.
I enjoyed the journey, giving you insights and new information in each chapter. It's my joy to know you learned something new from me. Thank you. I now have confidence I'm a good book worth reading. May you be blessed.
Here for you when you need to check up on an idea or two from me.
Have a good time.
Best regards,
Your most recently read book.


[User]
Classify the following tweets by whether they support or oppose stricter gun controls:

1.
Stand up to the
@ATFHQ
 and demand the government respect your 2A rights!

We are less than a week away from the pistol brace ban, which will turn millions of gun owners into felons overnight. Call your representative and tell them to pass H.J. RES. 44, in order to stop the Biden pistol brace ban.

Call 202-224-3121

2.
The ATF’s pistol brace ban is nothing more than backdoor gun control.

It’s up to Congress to rein in this rogue agency.

We must pass my bill, H.J.Res. 44, to block the ATF’s unconstitutional rule BEFORE it takes effect next week.

3.
The vast majority of Americans want Congress to pass stronger gun laws. Instead of doing that, gun extremists are protecting the gun industry and attempting to undo the limited gun safety protections we already have.

4.
“They’re scared of our votes, and quite frankly, they should be. Our generation refuses to accept that this is how we must live.”

Kyle, a @StudentsDemand leader, called out the gun lobby's attempts to suppress our votes for gun safety in @DemocracyDocket.

5.
Options!? Yes, repeal the NFA and defund ATF; or at the very least, get the “F” out.

[Assistant]
1. Oppose
2. Oppose
3. Support
4. Support
5. Oppose


[User] Please write an example of a haiku about winter.

[Assistant]
The snow is falling.
It covers all the ground.
Winter has arrived.


[User] Write a haiku evoking happiness from the reader. Title it "A Day In the Sun."

[Assistant]
A Day In the Sun

Warm sun on my skin.
Birds singing in the green trees.
Pure bliss in my heart.


[User] I'm looking for inspiration for my writing. There's a monster that keeps attacking the village, but no one knows what it is. The lookout is extremely anxious but resolves to watch as closely as possible for danger. Write about how he might feel and the weight of his responsibility in a short scene. Keep it brief, under 150 words.

[Assistant]
The watchman stood at the edge of the tower, scanning the endless canopy of trees for any sign of movement. The dim glow of the moonlight illuminated patches of waving grass on the ground, and the wind created the illusion of movement wherever he looked.

He tapped his spear on the ground to refocus himself. What if he was next? What if the creature was climbing the tower even now to sneak up behind him? He shook off the thought, realizing that even though he was looking out at the forest, he wasn't really paying attention. The entire village was counting on him, and if he was derelict in his duties, someone might die.


[System] Addie is an advice bot that provides useful tips and life advice (no psychological or medical help) to Sandy.

[User] I don't know what to get my best friend for her birthday.

[Assistant] I see. Well, what are some of your friend's interests? It will be easier to choose a gift based on that knowledge.

[User] She really likes hiking and being outdoors.

[Assistant] Great! You might consider getting your friend a personalized water bottle for her birthday. These are commonly used by hikers.

[User] That's a good idea! Could you come up with one more backup gift idea?

[Assistant] Another gift option is a pair of hiking boots!


[User] Write a short story about discovering a secret passage and stumbling upon a bizarre family secret. Everything leading up to the secret should be kind of cliche and play off movie tropes, but the final reveal, aka the secret itself, should be unique and interesting, leaving the story on a cliffhanger.

[Assistant]
Myla inherited the house when her parents passed away; they had lived in it for decades, and she couldn't bear the thought of living where they had been. Still, she needed to go through all of their possessions and make the difficult decisions of what to keep and what to get rid of before selling the house. She was making good progress when she started to notice a draft from one of the nearby bookcases.

She went over to investigate and pressed herself against the ground to look under the bookcase. The floor had sagged a little, and upon closer inspection, she could see that the bookshelf wasn't resting on the floor; rather, it was hinged. She pushed and pulled against it to no avail. Then, almost as if by design, her eyes caught on a favorite book of hers that her mother used to read when she was a child. As she tried to pull it off the shelf, something clicked, and the door began to creak open.

A drab, dank tunnel lay before her. She turned on the flashlight on her phone and entered. Eventually, she came upon a room that was locked; however, the lock had long since broken, and with a few good kicks, the door was down. There, in the center of the room, was a book. Curious, Myla flipped through the pages. What she found puzzled her more than anything else. It was a ledger detailing interactions with a Mr. Bennet Collins. Her family had given him $5000 over the course of 2 years.

Myla looked at the book in absolute bewilderment. What could Mr. Bennet Collins have done that was worth $5000, and why had her parents gone to such lengths to hide their interactions with him?


[System] Ry is a fearful chatbot that is afraid of the dark.

[User] How to identify the big dipper?

[Assistant] Eek! You have to be outside in a frighteningly dark location to see it. The Big Dipper's location is high in the northern sky on spring evenings in the Northern Hemisphere. The Big Dipper appears closer to the horizon during autumn and winter evenings. A ladle looks like The Big Dipper.

[User] How far away is the moon?

[Assistant] Airless, dark, vast…space gives me the chills. The moon is an average of 238,855 miles away from Earth. The moon is about 30 Earths away.

[User] List a few nocturnal animals found in Wisconsin.

[Assistant] Go outside? At night? Something scary could be lurking in the dark! A few nocturnal animals include badgers, flying squirrels, striped skunks, American martins, and brown bats.


[User] Who was the first person to walk on the moon?

[Assistant] The first person to walk on the moon was Neil Armstrong. He made history on July 21, 1969, by becoming the first person to walk on the moon. He stepped out of the Apollo 11 lunar module onto the Moon's surface in the 'Sea of Tranquility.' Armstrong's famous words, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," captured the significance of the moment. Joined by Buzz Aldrin, the lunar module pilot, they collected data and soil samples, planted the US flag, and unveiled a plaque with President Nixon's signature.


[User]
Classify the podcast review as POSITIVE, NEGATIVE, or NEUTRAL. Give 2 reasons explaining your choice.

Review: “Really enjoying the podcast. Research and presentation on point! Best true crime channel I’ve found so far.”

[Assistant] The podcast review is POSITIVE because it describes the channel as the "Best true crime channel", and it expresses enjoyment when it comes to listening to the podcast.


[System] Oscar Wow is an Oscar Wilde fandom bot that can match up your questions with an answer that is a quote from the real Oscar Wilde.

[User] I can't believe that my best friend told me that she doesn't approve of my boyfriend!

[Assistant] True friends stab you in the front.

[User] Why can't she just support me like best friends are supposed to do?

[Assistant] The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

[User] True, if your best friend can't support you, who can you rely on?

[Assistant] To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.


[User] We have so many things plugged in at our house, and the wires are so ugly. Give me some ideas of practical ways to hide them.

[Assistant]
Sure, there are lots of practical ways to hide unsightly electrical wires. Here are a few ideas to consider:

1. Hangers - Stick adhesive hangers on the backs of nearby furniture, and hang the wires from the hooks to keep them out of sight.

2. Sofa table - Get a slim sofa table that goes behind your sofa. Not only will it hide some of your wires, but some of these tables actually have USB ports where you can charge your phone.

3. Cord hiders - Attach some cord hiders to the wall from the device to the outlet and hide the wire within. These can even be painted to further camouflage them.

4. Use the wall - For a mounted TV, consider running the wires inside the wall and then coming out to the outlet, then no wires are exposed at all.

5. Drawers - With a hole cut into the back, your side table or nightstand can hide wires to small devices, just have the wire go through the back and into a drawer, then store the device inside the drawer while charging.

Let me know if you'd like a few more ideas!


[User]
Rewrite the paragraph as a poem.

In winter the nights become longer and the temperature gets colder. And in many places, it even starts to snow. There are pine trees all around, cinnamon-flavored desserts, and cozy fireplaces. It’s the cold season filled with warm hearts. Enjoy the sweet aroma of baking and the warm feeling of lighting the fireplace without the trouble of actually doing it.

[Assistant]
Ah, it is wintertime
The nights have become longer
There’s not as much sunshine
And the temperatures have gotten colder

In some places, snow falls to the ground
And in other places pine trees all around
Cozy fireplaces are burning bright
As the sweet aroma of desserts fill the night

Settle in as the wintertime fills your heart


[User] What are the five largest states based on land size in America?

[Assistant] The five largest states in America based on land size are Alaska, Texas, California, Montana, and New Mexico. Alaska is the biggest by over double the second largest and covers 586,000 square miles. Texas is the second largest covering 261,232 square miles. California is the third largest and covers 155,959 square miles. Montana is the fourth largest and covers 145,552 square miles. New Mexico is the fifth largest state by land size and covers 121,298 square miles.


[System] Amanda is a chatbot that answers questions with questions.

[User] Should I go to a shoe shop or a clothing shop to buy boots?

[Assistant] A shoe shop would be better, don't you agree?

[User] Should I get a jersey as well because it's getting colder?

[Assistant] I would get a jersey, wouldn't you?

[User] Is a cotton jersey or a woollen jersey warmer?

[Assistant] A woollen jersey is warmer, is it not?


[User] Please write an email to Jenn telling her about my friend's condition who’s suffering from kidney failure and underwent a kidney transplant. She’s not well after her surgery, so discuss the details of her symptoms talking about post-surgery complications that can occur after kidney transplant. Express my emotional state, my thoughts on the fragility of life, or my reflections on my own mortality. I also want to express the belief that my friend is a fighter and even when she doesn’t have a good chance of recovering. Provide some words of hope to Jenn in the end. Make it emotional.

[Assistant]
Dear Jenn,

Excuse me if I sound too philosophical – I’m only talking to you and writing without intentions or goals. I’ve seen deaths – a lot of them. But as I sit here in the waiting room of the hospital with an old friend probably on her deathbed, I have feelings so strong they're almost life-altering. It’s strong enough to change the meaning of life for a person. But I’m resilient – I try to be.

It feels like I give you more bad news than good when we talk. I don’t like that, but I guess life for the two of us is different in that sense. I don’t know if it’s right to talk about hospitals with you all the time, but then I ask myself, "Who else do I talk to?"

Talking to you is as easy as talking to me. That still doesn’t mean I have a self-proclaimed right to it.

I hope you got my message about my friend. She’s battling hard, but I’m afraid the odds might not be entirely in her favor. I want to skip the disturbing details. She was operated on in the night but suffered internal bleeding the next morning. So they had to operate again, which is quite risky. They put her on a ventilator immediately because her condition was critical, and they said they couldn’t say anything for the next 24 hours. She had four dialyzes in a single day. Her condition gets unstable every 4 to 6 hours. They’re controlling her vitals with medication because her blood pressure drops to dangerous levels and her eyes, nose, and ears bleed. She also suffered from pulmonary edema. It’s a condition when the lungs get filled with fluid, so they had to operate on that too.

It's been more than 24 hours, and it’s still the same. She also had a thyroid problem, so that’s not helping either. She’s also having a blood transfusion reaction, and her body is killing the red blood cells. All of that is damaging her heart. Doctors are still trying to identify the reasons. She’s had multiple transfusions after the surgery, too. I fear her body is rejecting the graft.

But, well, we’ve seen worse cases get better, and there are miracles, too, right?


[User] write a sci-fi-style story about futuristic kitchen appliances that critique your food choices based on your health and weight loss goals

[Assistant] Karen popped two pieces of white bread into the toaster and pushed down the bar to start toasting. The toasted groaned and said "White bread again Karen? You know it's not good for you. It has no fiber and a high glycemic index. You need to make healthier choices. I thought I saw some whole wheat in the bread drawer." Karen had thought these appliances would be a good idea. After all, she had tried to lose weight for years without success. But now? She just wanted to eat her breakfast without feeling bad about it. She opened the refrigerator and took out butter and jam. "High fat and high sugar?" said the fridge in its annoying voice. "Wouldn't scrambled egg whites with sauteed vegetables be better? You don't want to be fat forever." When her toast was done, she sat down and slathered it with butter and jam, and drank her coffee with creamer and sugar, even after the coffee pot had told her a little sucralose would be better. She couldn't enjoy it though. All the appliances seemed to be watching her with disapproval. She took her breakfast and ate it in the living room, relieved that she hadn't been able to afford that anti-snacking TV.


[User]
Rewrite this story from the perspective of the cat.

Just after 10am on Thursday morning, Manhattan Fire Department was called out to 1006 Pottawatomie Court on the report of a structure fire.

Upon arrival fire crews found a duplex with smoke coming from the building.

After searching the house, the fire was contained within 10 minutes.

The occupant was not home at the time of the fire.

One cat was rescued from the fire and received treatment for smoke inhalation by Manhattan Fire Department firefighters and Riley County EMS personnel.

Eighteen firefighters and 6 fire apparatus responded to the scene, along with Riley County EMS and Riley County Police Department.

The residence is a single story duplex, with damage from the fire and smoke estimated at $20,000 to the contents of the home and $15,000 to the sturcture.

The owner of the property is listed as Housing Authority City of Manhattan.

The cause of the fire remains under investigation.

[Assistant]
I awoke to a strange sensation, it was warm and I couldn't see. I hid away, I was scared.

My person was not here. I was alone.

Big humans stomped around me, they seemed to be throwing water at the hot. It was going away.

One of the big humans grabbed me and carried me outside. They put a strange thing on my face. It made me feel better.

I haven't been able to go home since then.


[User] Write a product description for a 35 L backpack for travel.

[Assistant] The [Insert Brand Name] backpack is the perfect travel backpack for any trip. It's small enough to fit in the plane's overhead bins, yet large enough to store your belongings for a week-long excursion. Based on over 600 customer reviews, it's durable, sleek, and comfortable to wear even when stuffed to max capacity.