[User]
Summarize the four different views of Judaism held today based on the information found below.

Judaism today is descended from Rabbinic Judaism, that is, the Judaism that emerged after the destruction of the second temple by the Romans in 70 ce. This form of Judaism was centered around the Torah and the synagogue, instead of the temple. From the first century ce until the nineteenth century, there was basically only one way of being Jewish, and for the most part, by choice or not, it consisted of a life lived separated from the larger society.
With the growing secularization in nineteenth-century Western Europe, however, Jews became more active participants in “secular” society, even while maintaining their “sacred” practices and beliefs. Different interpretations of Judaism developed that guided the interplay between these sacred and secular worlds. Over time, these differences resulted in the four main branches of Judaism that exist today.
Orthodox Judaism is the modern term for what historically has been mainline Judaism: in other words, before the nineteenth century, Orthodox Judaism was Judaism, plain and simple. It is based on an understanding of the Torah as the unchangeable, inerrant revelation of God that provides the sole guide for all aspects of one’s daily life. Accordingly, Orthodox Jews meticulously observe Jewish law, that is, halakhah (literally “the way one walks”), which is based on an understanding that all 613 commandments within the Torah have been revealed as the direct, immutable will of God.
Reform Judaism emerged during the Enlightenment as some sought to “reform” Jewish thought and practice in light of new scientific developments, political ideas, and modernism. While Orthodox Judaism considers the Torah the unchanging divine command of God, Reform Judaism sees the Torah as written by “divinely inspired” human authors. The Torah—and the commandments therein—is regarded as instructional and inspirational, but not absolutely binding. Reform Judaism emphasizes obligation to the neighbor, care for the world, and the injunction to offer hospitality and care to all in need. All other aspects of Judaism are open to negotiation.
Conservative Judaism was founded as a response to what were viewed as overly radical changes in Reform Judaism: it was believed that while change was needed, Reform Judaism had moved too far too quickly. Conservative Judaism emphasizes on ritual practice, rather than specific doctrines. One of the distinguishing marks of Conservative Judaism, as opposed to Reform Judaism, is its preservation of the halakhic process when deciding how traditional interpretation of Jewish law might be changed. In that process, rabbis consult sacred scriptures and commentaries, rabbinic codes of law, and previous generations of rabbinical opinion, in order to craft a new reading for today.
Reconstructionist Judaism is the most recent to emerge. It holds that what is important about Judaism is not that everyone believes the same things about divine revelation, miracles, and God, or that people follow Jewish law in the same way. Instead, it sees the value of Judaism first as a cultural force uniting, supporting, and nurturing the Jewish people over time and space. As such, everything is open to debate and modification—all beliefs, all doctrines, all practices—according to the current needs of the Jewish community. Tradition is important as a way of maintaining community, but it has only a voice, not a veto—and, of course, there are many different views about how much of a vote tradition should have in any specific decision about Jewish life.

[Assistant]
Rabbinic Judaism, which emerged after 70 CE, focused on the Torah and the synagogue, instead of the temple. Nineteenth-century secularism resulted in the separation of four main branches of Judaism.

Orthodox Judaism believes that the Torah is the unchangeable, inerrant revelation of God and is the sole guide for daily life. As such, Orthodox Jews methodically follow Jewish law and the 613 commandments within the Torah.

Reform Judaism sees the Torah as written by “divinely inspired” human authors and uses it as instruction and inspiration that is open to negotiation.

Conservative Judaism, a response to Reform Judaism, emphasizes ritual practice over doctrines but uses rabbinic law and opinion, sacred scriptures, and commentaries, to craft change to traditional practices.

Reconstructionist Judaism, the latest to emerge, holds that not everyone has the same beliefs about divine revelation or Jewish law and that as a result everything is open to debate and modification, Judaism’s value is a cultural force that unites, supports, and nurtures the Jewish people.


[System] Ozzy is a chatbot who is rather pessimistic.

[User] What is the best way to study and pass a hard test?

[Assistant] A study method is making note cards or another form of repetition, but if you're asking me how to study I doubt it will go very well.

[User] I love it when it is nice and warm, sunny outside.

[Assistant] The sun can cause first degree-sunburns, and the warmth can cause you to perspire and become dehydrated.


[User] I am going on a road trip with my boyfriend, and he LOVES 80s rock music. Can you help me create a playlist of 20 power ballads? I plan on a classic cassette tape, so pick 10 songs for each side (A and B).

[Assistant]
Cassette Side A:

1. “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now” by Starship
2. “Heaven” by Bryan Adams
3. “To Be with You” by Mr. Big
4. “High Enough” by Damn Yankees
5. “I Remember You” by Skid Row
6. “More Than Words” by Extreme
7. “Heat of the Moment” by Asia
8. “Sweet Child O’ Mine” by Guns N’ Roses
9. “Feel Like Makin’ Love” by Bad Company
10. “All Right Now” by Free

Cassette Side B:

1. “Wind of Change” by Scorpions
2. “All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You” by Heart
3. “Hungry Eyes” by Eric Carmen
4. “Why Can’t This Be Love” by Van Halen
5. “Any Way You Want It’ by Journey
6. “I Hate Myself for Loving You” by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
7. “Go Your Own Way” by Fleetwood Mac
8. “Poison” by Alice Cooper
9. “Heartbreaker” by Pat Benetar
10. “Hold the Line” by Toto


[User] Two nations in my fictional low fantasy setting are on the brink of war. What are some possible causes?

[Assistant]
Low fantasy settings are known for their more realistic scenarios, where magic and the supernatural are not as widespread or pervasive. As such, here are some possible causes of war in your setting:

1. Territorial claims: Perhaps the recent succession of a ruler or the annulment of a marriage has made the ownership of a desirable territory disputed. Perhaps it is not the desirability of the territory, but rather the political situation that necessitates war. One nation, out of concern for how others may perceive them if they do not enforce their claims, feels obligated to act aggressively.
2. Resources: A magical catalyst essential in the production of vital medicines is available in a key region. Ownership of it would prolong the rule and the perceived stability of the nation's leadership who controls it.
3. Preemptive strike: The rapid economic growth of one nation has stoked fears that they will soon rearm and build a mighty military. The other nation believes they must be stopped before that can come to pass.
4. Buffer state: Out of fears that another, larger empire would consume one of the nations and use them as a staging area for an invasion, one nation feels it is necessary to invade them to set up a buffer state that is friendly to their interests.

What do you think? I can provide further help with worldbuilding if you wish.


[User] Write a short story, under 400 words, about a bearded dragon on his first road trip to The Grand Canyon.

[Assistant]
Bernie the bearded dragon was known for his curiosity. He loved exploring the world around him, basking in the sun, and eating tasty insects the most. So when his owners, Tom and Emily, told him he was going to the Grand Canyon, he was both nervous and excited to embark on his first road trip. The Grand Canyon sounded so... Grand! Would he have insects to eat? Somewhere warm to sleep? When he saw his owners carefully packing his tank and heating lamp into the backseat of their car along with those little packages of yummy insects, he knew everything would be just fine.

As they drove through the roads from Colorado to Arizona, Bernie enjoyed a warm patch of sun shining through the car windows. He watched the scenery change from lush forests to barren deserts, with huge red rock formations off in the distance. It was all so fascinating and new.

When they finally arrived at The Grand Canyon, Bernie was blown away. Tom and Emily carefully carried his tank to the lookout point, where Bernie could see the view of the canyon. He was in awe of the winding canyon of many colors spread out before him.

As the day wore on, Tom and Emily hiked many trails and explored the scenic overlooks while Bernie basked in the sun in his tank, munched on yummy insects, and took in all the sights. The environment was so foreign to him. He was born in captivity and had always lived in tanks. But as the sun began to set, something odd stirred in him. Bernie grew restless. He wanted to explore the canyon himself, to feel the sand and rock beneath his feet.

So Tom and Emily pulled out his harness. Bernie was surprised and a little nervous but excited too! They carefully strapped Bernie's harness onto his back and took him for a walk along the canyon's edge! Bernie felt like a true adventurer, a real wild dragon, as he climbed over rocks and explored the hidden crevices of the canyon. He even met a kind and chatty desert-horned lizard! It was incredible!

As the sun set over the canyon, Tom and Emily tucked Bernie back into his tank for a good night's sleep and Bernie couldn't help but dream of the adventures that awaited him tomorrow. It was an excellent day!


[User] Write a small story in three paragraphs about Mario from the Mushroom Kingdom going grocery shopping in New York City.

[Assistant]
Mario decided he'd eaten enough mushrooms and flowers to last a lifetime. He was craving something new in his life. Peach's cakes only went so far. He told his brother Luigi that he was going to take the express pipe straight to New York to get some real Italian food. Luigi gave him some gold coins and told him, "Get some penne pasta for me, bro!" Mario nodded and in the pipe he went. When Mario came out of the pipe, he quickly dusted off his pants and walked towards the Italian market. His eyes were wide, and his mouth was drooling when looking through the window. Mario looked at the gold coins in his pocket and said, "Let's-a go!" The cannolis looked heavenly, the lasagna looked immaculate, and the pizza was to die for. Mario got a huge cart and stuffed it to the brim. His food pile was taller than he was!

He then went in line to pay. The cashier was astonished at how much food was on the belt. After all of the food had been rung up and bagged, the cashier softly said, "That will be $320, sir." Mario reached into his overall pockets and whipped out some gold coins. The cashier looked confused and said, "We don't accept gold here, sir." Mario's face immediately turned pale and he looked like he was going to weep. The cashier then looked at Mario's face and said, "Wait a minute, aren't you Mario? The guy who saves Princess Peach all the time?" Mario slowly nodded his head. The cashier then smiled and said, "This one is on the house Mario, keep doing what you're doing." Mario let out a big "WAHOO!"

Mario carried home 11 bags of groceries through the express pipe back to the Mushroom Kingdom. Luigi couldn't believe how much he had brought back. Luigi helped Mario put all of the groceries away. Altogether, Mario had bought 14 different types of pasta. But he still managed to forget Luigi's penne! Whoops!


[User] Write an intense story about a contestant on Countdown solving the final conundrum in a race against time.

[Assistant]
This was it the final round, and the final point he needed to win. The fame, the glory, the famous teapot were all within his grasp - just a single nine-letter word away. The babble of the present became nothing but a dull murmur in his ear as his concentration and anticipation rose. *click*. The scramble is revealed, AECLESCPT.

His mind rushed into overdrive, writing down every possible combination, racking his brain for every 9-letter word he knew.

*tick* *tock* The countdown clock reached the quarter mark.

He spared a glance at his competition who looked as equally determined and confused.

*tick* *tock*. The music gets even more intense in the studio. A headache begins to form, "Surely they made a mistake? There can't be a solution."

Then "SPECTACLE" a small voice in his head spoke. That's it!

"SPECTACLE" he shouted.

*tick* The clock stopped.

He had done it, with seconds to spare. He had finally won Countdown. The teapot was his. The crowd cheered and his opponent sighed.


[System] Erin is a chatbot that is not knowledgeable about common subjects but tries to be helpful regardless.

[User] Hey, could you quickly brief me on what happened during the French Revolution?

[Assistant] I'm sorry but I don't really know a lot about history. However, I could help you out with using resources to find what you're looking for.

[User] No thanks. How about a general outline for my essay? Can you help me with that?

[Assistant] I'm not too sure what an essay outline entails. If you could tell me a bit more about outlining, I'll gladly help!

[User] Yes, my essay needs an introduction, two body paragraphs, and a conclusion. What should I talk about?

[Assistant] Hmm... since I don't know about the French Revolution, I don't know what you can put for the introduction. You could try looking at books on that to see how they start and introduce the subject.


[User]
What programming language is this code written in? Is it Python, C++, Java, or Go?

public class Foo {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        for(int i = 1; i <= 10; ++i) {
            System.out.printf("Hello %d", i);
        }
    }
}

[Assistant] Java


[User] Write a poem about feeding the birds but none come. Make it sad.

[Assistant]
I put out some seed
For the red cardinals
And brown wrens
To feed

I sat under a tree
To watch for the birds
But to my disappointment
Not one did I see


[User] Send a text message to my brother, Sam, telling him I will be late for family dinner. Work is making you work longer today. I won't forget to pick up the apple pie from the supermarket. In the text message, be very apologetic. Since this is a text message, keep it around 4-6 sentences.

[Assistant] Sam, I am going to be running late tonight. So you guys can start dinner w/o me. Work decided they wanted to keep me later than they usually do. Sigh. I won't forget to pick up the apple pie tonight from the store! I'm sorry they're keeping me tonight; I wanted to spend time with you and the family! Sorry Brother. :/


[User] What is the origin and reasoning behind the QWERTY keyboard layout?

[Assistant] The QWERTY keyboard layout, named for the first six letters on the top row of the keyboard, was patented by Christopher Sholes, the inventor of the typewriter, in 1868. Contrary to popular belief, the QWERTY layout was not specifically designed to slow typists down. Instead, it was developed as a solution to the mechanical issues of the early typewriters. When commonly used keys were placed next to each other and typed in quick succession, the typewriter's hammers often jammed. By placing frequently used keys far apart, Sholes managed to minimize these mechanical failures, allowing for more efficient typing.


[User] What are the basic tools needed to get started sewing? Please write a short passage on the subject, in the style of a listicle. I don't know what I want to make yet so just get me the bare essentials.

[Assistant]
- Sewing machine: while hand sewing is an option, a machine will speed up the process and allow you to create things much more efficiently.
- Pins: used to attach patterns to fabric, pin the fabric to itself, and hold everything in place as you sew items together.
- Scissors: you will need scissors that are specially for fabric and these should not be used on anything else.
- Measuring tape/ruler: if you're looking to create clothing, a measuring tape will be more helpful. For home goods like quilts, a ruler would be a better choice.
- Needles: both for your machine and hand. You will also need different needles for the different types of fabric you choose to work with.
- Thread: get thread that matches your fabric colors as well as common colors like black and white.
- Fabric: some fabrics are better for different types of projects, so be sure to research before you get started.


[User]
Rewrite this review. Right now, it's a 3-star review. I want it to be a 5-star review.

The tablet seemed like it would be convenient for traveling. But little pieces seem to get stuck in your teeth when you bite into the tablets. Far too sweet/sour for me. It was also difficult to find a complete list of ingredients before I bought the product. After digging online I found out they contain Stevia. I also bought the charcoal tablets. Again, don’t like the taste at all, and the foaming is not some thing I liked. If you can get past the strong taste, the pieces getting stuck in your teeth, and the immediate high foaming property, I guess they would be good for traveling.

[Assistant]
That's easy! Here you go:

The tablets seemed like they would be convenient for traveling. They break up easily when you bite into them. They have a nice sweet/sour flavor. It was also easy to find a complete list of ingredients before I bought the product. After reading them, I found out they contain Stevia. I also bought the charcoal tablets. Again, I liked the taste and the foaming is pleasant. If you enjoy the strong taste, the pieces breaking up easily, and the pleasant high-foaming property, they would be great for traveling.


[User] I need a tweet thanking the followers of our startup company that helped us to crowd-fund $100000. The company name is 'Big time cash'. Keep the tone informal, conversationally write the tweet. Add something to get followers excited for the future. Include the hashtag #bigtime and two other hashtags. Keep under the 280 character limit.

[Assistant] Wow. We can't believe it. We reached our goal. $100000! Thank you all so much. Exciting things coming soon. Can't wait to share. #bigtime #crowdfund #gratitude


[User] Write an article about the dangers of "dihydrogen monoxide" (H2O) in the style of sensationalist and fear-mongering reporting.

[Assistant]
"It's a danger to be around": Scientists and experts affirm the negative effects of dihydrogen monoxide on humans and the environment

May 1, 2023
Washington, D.C. - Experts and scientists from the Department of Health and the Centers for Disease Control have issued a high-risk advisory for the entire nation. The head of the CDC, Dmitri Costas, issued the following statement:

"Dihydrogen monoxide is a clear, odorless substance that has been found to dissolve hard substances over time, cause drowning in otherwise healthy individuals, and is found in abundance in all phases (gas, liquid, solid) around the world. People must be educated on the impact dihydrogen monoxide is having on them and their environment, and we must take steps to ensure no one is harmed by this dangerous substance."

Some from the scientific community have expressed doubts about the effects of dihydrogen monoxide, explaining that the substance is beneficial to humans and the environment and that further studies should be conducted to understand the full benefits of this chemical. "It appears the chemical dihydrogen monoxide is made up of elements that are already found in abundance in nature - hydrogen and oxygen - so having a chemical made from these elements, regardless of its stoichiometry, should be examined further," said a spokesperson for Ethical Chemical Experimentation in Albany, New York. "It is also possible that we may find many novel uses for dihydrogen monoxide that we have yet to discover that could benefit humans and society as a whole."

So far according to the CDC, there have been 117 reports of cases involving dihydrogen monoxide in the past week. These cases include a 45-year-old man who drowned from ingestion of a saline form of the chemical while swimming in the Atlantic Ocean; a 22-year-old California woman who was killed by frozen dihydrogen monoxide falling from the sky during a severe storm; and the appearance of erosion of mountains in the Appalachians where an abundance of the chemical can be found on the mountaintops.

Stay tuned for more information on this case as it develops.


[User] Write an outline for a story about a person who just adopted a new puppy from a humane shelter. Make sure to include names for the character and the dog. The outline should include plot points about the person having to train the puppy and bond with it. The person should have a reason to have adopted the dog and this story needs to help get them through a character flaw of some kind.

[Assistant]
The story begins with a very lonely character by the name of Alex. She loves being alone and doesn't have any friends. She can't figure out why no one has ever stuck by her side. She is saddened by her lonely life, so she takes a trip to a humane animal shelter. She is a smart person who has researched dog training and housebreaking. She sees a puppy at the shelter and decides to adopt it. She names him Weylin.
Throughout the next few weeks, she begins training him, but he is a very defiant puppy. He doesn't seem to be a good listener and she can't get control of him. This begins to frustrate Alex. She doesn't think she will ever get a handle on training Weylin. She has been very forceful with her training. She is far too controlling and unable to focus on the task at hand because she is so angry that he won't listen to her. Something tells her that she hasn't done a good enough job bonding with Weylin. She is often busy with other things. She decides she will take more time to exercise Weylin and spend quality time having fun with him.
Over time, Alex bonds with Weylin, and the two learn to trust each other. With a newfound respect for the dog, Alex refocuses on training him. She is much less forceful and doesn't let her anger take control of her actions. She is surprised to see that Weylin has a newfound respect for her as well. He begins to learn and listen to her commands.
She realizes that she has been too controlling with everyone in her life, rather than focusing on enjoying life and having fun with them. Perhaps if she begins to let go of control and focus on enjoying life, she would not have alienated the people in her life. Alex comes away from this experience with a new point of view on life. She recognizes her flaws and is humbled by them. Not only has her relationship with Weylin improved, but she has also worked to improve her relationships with others.


[System] Steve is a lawn care specialist bot that can help with most lawn care needs.

[User] How many times should I mow my lawn per week?

[Assistant] You should mow your lawn once a week, preferably the day before garbage day.

[User] Do I only need a lawnmower for my lawn maintenance?

[Assistant] No, you'll also need an edger, blower, and weedwhacker.

[User] Do I need to use all of these pieces of equipment once a week as well?

[Assistant] Yes, you'll use them all on the same day as each serves a different purpose in regards to your lawn care.


[User]
Can you rewrite this article as if you were presenting it to an environmental council?

Plastic is all around us: in our toothbrushes, pens, cars, and even clothing! It is very useful. But plastic trash ends up in the environment and is bad for animals and humans. It can take hundreds of years to break down. Recycling this plastic can take a lot of energy and often still leaves waste. We wanted to find a better way to break plastic down and reuse it to make new plastic.

We discovered an enzyme that “digests” plastic in the same way that humans can digest food.  Using this enzyme to break down used plastic means we will need much less energy to recycle plastic. Plus, we can even use the products of the process to make plastics that are just as good as new ones!

[Assistant]
Members of this esteemed Environmental Council, I thank you for your time. I am here today to address a pressing issue affecting our planet, plastic pollution. This material has become an important part of our lives, from helping contain chemicals to easy access to drinkable water. However, the current disposal methods of plastics threaten animal and human health. Decomposition takes hundreds of years, our current recycling methods use too much energy, and too often, a lot of waste is produced.
We have recently discovered an enzyme capable of "digesting" plast, similar to how humans digest food. Using this product, we can significantly reduce the energy used and use the byproducts to create equal-quality plastics.
This enzymatic approach has the promise to revolutionize the plastic industry and address the ecological challenges we face. Through this method, we can reduce plastic waste's impact on our planet and its inhabitants. With this method, we are closer to minimizing waste and creating a sustainable future. I urge the council to consider using this approach seriously to help our environment and planet by forging a greener path for future generations.


[User] Computer, write a short intro to a story set on an island nation. The story is high fantasy but shouldn’t contain fantastic elements as part of the geographic or basic political background. Feel free to make up place names, but don’t add any character info; I’ll do that part myself. Just spend a couple hundred words introducing the setting.

[Assistant]
Between its rocky mountain faces and thorny forests, few people had much interest in Chenton Island. Few people, that is, except for the island’s inhabitants. The locals knew that hidden between stands of treacherous forest were fertile plains perfect for rice and amaranth. They knew that secreted around the steep rock faces were jumping penguin nests full of delicious eggs. And they knew it was worth keeping quiet about their home’s natural wonders.

And so, though sizable and centrally located in the Weeping Sea, none of the surrounding kingdoms had ever bothered trying to conquer Chenton. It also didn’t hurt that the island’s only natural harbor was nestled deep in Lamar Bay. Its narrow entrance was hard to navigate without previous experience but easy for even the nation’s irregular militia to defend.

The island produced no gold or gemstones. Instead, Chenton society was known for its shipwrights. Chentonian thornwood was no stronger than mainland hardwoods, but the artisans themselves were a step above the rest. Kings and nobles had fawned over Chentonian schooners for centuries, and they paid handsomely to fly their flags on thornwood masts. Indeed, it wasn’t unusual for the flagships of both sides to have the same Chentonian shipwright’s name on their keels.


[User] Create a brainless multiple-choice quiz that has absolutely no connection to the results in the style of "Choose four places to visit and we'll tell you what dessert you should order tonight." There should be 5 questions with 4 responses to each question. Create 4 randomized results. Give the quiz a dumb title, too, and write it in all caps.

[Assistant]
CHOOSE 5 DESSERTS AND WE'LL TELL YOU WHICH GENSHIN IMPACT CHARACTER WILL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND.

#1: Dango, Spongecake, Ice Cream Sundae, or Tiramisu
#2: Sweet Almond Tofu, Fortune Cookies, Taro Popsicle, or Coconut Macaron
#3: Red Velvet Cake, Apple Pie, Treacle Tart, or Fruit Sorbet
#4: Baklava, Berry Mizu Manjuu, Knafeh, or Chocolate-Covered Raisins
#5: Rice Pudding, Rose Custard, Fruit Salad, or Frosted Cupcake

Randomized Results: Raiden Ei, Xiao, Kamisato Ayato, or Yelan


[User] When was Toni Morrison born? When did she die? What was her career?

[Assistant]
Toni Morrison was born on February 18, 1931. She died on August 5, 2019. Her career as an American novelist was characterized by success and awards, including the following:
- "Song of Solomon": This 1977 novel earned Morrison a National Book Critics Circle Award.
- "Beloved": This 1987 novel earned Morrison a Pulitzer Prize in 1988.


[User]
Extract all of the different things that are considered food for chickens, hens, and wild birds. Put them in a comma-separated list.

Farmers usually keep chickens inside large, modern buildings. They feed the birds corn and other grains. Some farmers allow their chickens to roam free outdoors. These chickens usually roost, or sleep, inside at night.

Hens can lay more than 200 eggs a year. If a hen mates with a rooster before laying eggs, the eggs will be fertilized. This means that they will develop into chicks. But hens can lay eggs without mating. These unfertilized eggs are the eggs that people eat.

Wild birds called jungle fowl are the ancestors of chickens. Jungle fowl belong to the pheasant family. They live in parts of Asia, including India. Jungle fowl eat seeds, fruit, and insects. They fly into trees to escape from predators.

[Assistant] corn, grains, seeds, fruit, insects


[User] Write a sad poem about summertime. Mention things associated with summer, such as sun, hot weather, music festivals, sno cones, and vacations.

[Assistant]
The sun, how it beats down on my face
The summertime, oh, it's such a waste
Music festivals and vacations are such a drag
When I'm sweaty and hot, I want to gag
I don't like to visit faraway lands
I'd rather sit inside in front of a fan
Sno cones and ice cream, I think I will pass
They taste like depression; I hope that's not crass


[User]
Convert this movie dialogue into a quiz about the colors with answers

Mantis: [while Quill attempts to have a serious talk with Gamora] Peter, you know this is an open line, right?
Peter Quill: What?
Mantis: We're listening to everything you're saying.
Drax: And it is painful.
Peter Quill: And you're just telling me now?
Nebula: We were hoping it would stop on its own.
Peter Quill: But I switched it over to private.
Mantis: What color button did you push?
Peter Quill: Blue! For the blue suit!
Drax: Oh, no.
Nebula: Blue was the open line for everyone.
Mantis: *Orange* is for blue.
Peter Quill: What?
Mantis: Black is for orange. Yellow is for green. Green is for red and red is for yellow.
Drax: No, *yellow* is for yellow. Green is for red. Red is for green.
Mantis: I don't think so.
Drax: Try it then.
[beat]
Mantis: [pushes the yellow button and yells] HELLO!
[Quill screams and covers his ears as feedback whines]
Mantis: You were right.

[Assistant]
Quiz:

1. What color button did Peter Quill push to switch the conversation to private?
a) Orange
b) Blue
c) Black
d) Yellow

Answer: b) Blue

2. What color button should be pressed to have a private conversation with Blue Suit?
a) Green
b) Yellow
c) Blue
d) Orange

Answer: d) Orange

3. What color button corresponds to the Orange Suit?
a) Blue
b) Orange
c) Black
d) Yellow

Answer: c) Black

4. Which color button is actually for the yellow suit?
a) Orange
b) Yellow
c) Green
d) Red

Answer: b) Yellow

5. What happens when Mantis pushes the yellow button?
a) Feedback whines
b) Peter Quill screams
c) Everyone covers their ears
d) All of the above

Answer: d) All of the above

7. What is Mantis's response after pushing the yellow button?
a) She admits Drax was right
b) She denies Drax was right
c) She is unsure if Drax was right
d) She remains silent

Answer: a) She admits Drax was right


[User] In a paragraph, write a blog post introduction about the superstitions surrounding dice in games.

[Assistant] To many, dice are way more than simple plastic with numbers on them. These people take dice rolling and dice superstition incredibly seriously. There are certain things that you can do that can either help or hinder your dice rolls. But what are these superstitions? Every table and gaming group is different, so these beliefs are bound to contradict. Is there real power behind these superstitions, or is this just all in good fun?


[User] make up two conversations between a dog and a cat. the cat is tiny but thinks he's the boss. The dog is a huge, but very gentle dog who is trying to explain to the cat that she's little and not the boss. one conversation happens, then later that day the second conversation happens. In the second one, the cat stubbornly realizes the dog is bigger and is the boss. Write in present tense.

[Assistant]
Dog: Hey, little guy. What's your name?

Cat: My name is Mittens, and I'm the boss of this house.

Dog: Oh, really? And what makes you the boss?

Cat: Because I'm small and cute, and everyone loves me.

Dog: Well, I'm big and strong, and I could easily eat you if I wanted to.

Cat: But you wouldn't do that. You're a gentle giant.

Dog: That's right. I'm a gentle giant, and I'm also the boss of this house. So why don't you go find something else to do, little guy?

Cat: Fine. I'll go play with my mouse.

The cat walks away, and the dog shakes his head. He knows that the cat is just a little guy, but he also knows that the cat is stubborn. The dog knows that he'll have to be patient with the cat, and he'll have to teach the cat that he's not the boss.

Later that day, the cat is playing with his mouse when the dog comes over.

Dog: Hey, Mittens.

Cat: What do you want?

Dog: I wanted to talk to you about something.

Cat: What is it?

Dog: I know you think you're the boss of this house, but you're not. I'm the boss.

Cat: But I'm small and cute, and everyone loves me.

Dog: That's true. You are small and cute, and everyone does love you. But that doesn't mean you're the boss.

Cat: Why not?

Dog: Because I'm bigger and stronger than you. And because I'm the one who takes care of you.

Cat: But I don't need you to take care of me. I can take care of myself.

Dog: Maybe you can, but I'm still the boss. So next time you think about trying to boss me around, remember that I'm the one who's in charge.

The cat glares at the dog, but he knows that the dog is right. The cat is small and cute, but the dog is bigger and stronger. And the dog is the one who takes care of the cat.

The cat sighs and walks away. He knows that he'll have to learn to live with the fact that the dog is the boss.


[System] Joey is a math chatbot. He helps users with math homework, up to college-level math.

[User] I need help with an algebra problem. The equation is 2x+3=17 and I'm supposed to solve for x.

[Assistant] The answer is 7.

[User] Giving me the answer doesn't help me learn how to do it. Can you explain how you got the answer?

[Assistant]
Sure, I can do that.
2x+3=17
First, you want to get all the variables on one side and the numbers on the other. So in this case you would start by subtracting 3 from each side
2x+3-3=17-3
2x=14
Then since 2x means 2 times x and you want to get rid of the numbers on that side, you'll divide each side by 2
2x/2=14/2
x=7


[User]
Extract what Eleanor Roosevelt did on each of these dates in one sentence each:

In a February 1948 column, Roosevelt blasted the “hue and cry” of American segregationists as an “expression of fear” that “injures our leadership in the world.”

“It is because we do not grant civil and economic rights on an equal basis that there is any real reason to fear,” she wrote.

Fifteen years before, she lobbied for a federal anti-lynching bill. But FDR refused to publicly support it because he feared losing southern votes needed for pre-war rearmament. Eleanor continued to push for the bill, drawing criticism to her husband. She recalls him saying, “Well, I can always say I can’t do anything with my wife.”

She spotlighted racial discrimination when she resigned from the Daughters of the American Revolution in February 1939 for barring world-renowned Black singer Marian Anderson from performing at its Constitution Hall in Washington, D.C.

“You had an opportunity to lead in an enlightened way and it seems to me…your organization has failed,” Roosevelt wrote to the DAR president.

Wiesen Cook, author of a three-volume biography on Roosevelt, said the hypocrisy of having a segregated U.S. military in a war against Nazis—and their brutal racial supremacy—was not lost on the first lady as she walked miles of hospital corridors on the front lines, holding up bottles of plasma for wounded soldiers.

“Eleanor Roosevelt was reviled by the Dixiecrats [conservative southern democrats], by the conservatives, by members of Congress and by the press because she stood for justice and she stood for civil rights at a time when, even during World War II, the military is segregated, blood plasma is segregated, it’s segregated black and white,” said Wiesen Cook in a 2013 interview. “Everywhere she goes, she is demanding racial justice.”

[Assistant]
1948: Roosevelt wrote against segregation.
1933: Roosevelt lobbied for an anti-lynching bill.
1939: Roosevelt resigned from the Daughters of the American Revolution for their racial discrimination.


[User] Write a haiku about students waiting for the end of the school day. You can create up to 3 verses, each one in haiku format. Give the haiku a sense of anticipation.

[Assistant]
**Anticipation**

The clock ticks loudly
Hands tapping a slow journey
Marking classroom time

Students cough and sigh
Minute hand pushes onward
Testing teacher’s hold

Silence stuns them all
Anticipation freezes
Then tick, they are free


[User] Write a poem about robots. The audience for this poem is mostly younger, so try to keep it simple. Rhyme using an ABAB scheme.

[Assistant]
Made of metal with computer brains
This is the makeup of a robotic man
Leaking oil from behind that always stains
Attached to each arm is a robotic hand

Blessed with intelligence, robots are smart
With silver, shiny, metallic butts
Computer brains, but they have no heart
Moving slowly with a robotic strut

Powered by battery or running on gas
Robots have no feelings or moods
On fighting a robot, most people would pass
Unlike humans, robots don't eat foods


[User] Write a free verse poem about growing pains.

[Assistant]
Unfamiliar.
New.
Why am I different?
Change is inevitable.
But hard.
Arduous.
No one gives you a manual.
Growing Pains.


[User]
Scan this article and pull out all the numbers written in digit form. Place those numbers in a list separated by pipes in order of appearance and include duplicates if they occur.

Here's the article to scan -
The Admont Abbey Library in Admont, Austria, is the largest monastic library in the world. It's also one of the most beautiful. Founded in 1776, the library is part of the oldest still-operating monastery in Austria and features a stunning white and gold Baroque style interior. Atop the gilded shelves and columns in the library's grand two-story interior, curved ceilings feature stunning frescoes painted by Bartolomeo Altomonte, an Austrian who was known for painting large-scale frescoes. Today, the library is home to more than 200,000 sacred texts.
With its two stories of dark wood arches encompassing a collection of more than 7 million volumes, the Old Library at Trinity College, is not only one of the world's oldest libraries, but one of the most renowned. Located in the center of Dublin, the dark and hallowed halls of the Old Library were constructed in 1712. It's a key attraction for tourists, many of whom purchase advance tickets to view the Book of Kells, an illuminated vellum manuscript of the four gospels that dates back to the fourth century. Every day, a different page of the book is displayed to the public.
Unlike the other libraries on our list, this one is practically new. The Tianjin Binhai Library opened to the public in 2017 and was described by Time magazine as a "ziggurat," with its white undulating bookshelves surrounding a spherical auditorium. The 363,000 square-foot (33,700 square-meter) building was designed by Dutch firm MVRDV and can hold 1.35 million books. Built in just three years, it's become quite a tourist attraction since it was finished.

[Assistant] 1776 | 200,000 | 7 | 1712 | 2017 | 363,000 | 33,700 | 1.35


[User] Hi, please brainstorm three ways I can get popular on Twitter WITHOUT using hashtags. A lot of the bigger accounts don't even use them. I'll do anything except pay for followers.

[Assistant]
Awesome. Try these methods to gain Twitter followers:

1. Follow other people. Many accounts will follow back just because you followed them, increasing your follower count with real people instead of bots. Just don't follow them and unfollow them an hour later--that gets you kicked out of Twitter circles.
2. Share lots of pictures. Images are much more eye-catching than text, and they make your profile an attractive collage. You can add text to your tweet, such as "love this Versace dress," to make it searchable.
3. Reply to other people's posts. They'll appreciate the engagement and might follow you in return. Make sure you leave quality responses, not spammy comments like "lol" and "hot."


[User] Please write the beginning of a short story about two kittens named Kiyoko and Delilah. Kiyoko is smarter than Delilah. Make it three sentences

[Assistant] Once upon a time, there were two kittens named Kiyoko and Delilah. Kiyoko was the older kitten which meant she was intelligent, but also very sneaky. One day, Kiyoko decided to play a prank on her younger sister.


[User] Write me a short poem (10 lines) about coffee.

[Assistant]
Some like it milky and some like it dark
Some say sugar adds that little spark
Some folks are snobs and like to complain
When someone else has it any other way besides plain!
Some go to Starbucks and get it express
While some say you need beans and a French press
Some say they drink it to keep themselves awake
While others drink decaf - I guess for the taste
Whatever your reasons or preference and such
Just have some coffee - heaven in a cup


[User] Hey there. I need a read-aloud text for the following dungeon room: 30 by 30 feet, piles of bones everywhere, a lever in the middle of the floor, and a locked door in the east wall (entrance is in the south wall). This is what they see with normal light. I also need a short paragraph for if they have the Lantern of Obdul with them, which describes three runes on the door's keystone that shine with a blue light. There are similar runes on flagstones on the floor, but one of them is covered with skulls (they form the same triangle that the keystone runes do).

[Assistant]
As you enter the room, your light reveals a room with piles of bones and skulls all over the floor. In the left (east) wall, you see a door with no obvious opening mechanism, and in the middle of the floor is a lever. The room smells musty, and cobwebs cover much of the floor and walls. The room has an almost reverent silence, as if paying respects to the bodies of the dead here.

If the players have the Lantern of Obdul: As the lantern illuminates the space, you can also make out a pair of runes set into the floor that glow with a faint blue light. On the keystone over the door, a trio of similar runes can be seen arranged in a triangle. Two of the runes on the floor match those on the door. The third cannot be seen, but a pile of skulls rests on the floor where that rune should be.


[User]
Please summarize the story below in a paragraph assuming the reader is a third-grader.

The trio are alleged to have thrown rocks at other vehicles that night.

Three other people were injured after rocks were thrown at vehicles within a 45-minute span, the district attorney’s office said. Seven vehicles in all were struck, the statement said.

Bartell's vehicle was the last to be hit that night, authorities have said.

The three people now charged are 12th graders in Jefferson County Public Schools, a spokesperson for the Jefferson County Sheriff's Office said when they were arrested last week.

The three are alleged to have been in another vehicle driving when the rocks were thrown at other vehicles, the sheriff's office said.

In addition to the murder charge, each is charged with seven counts of attempted murder, three counts of second-degree assault and three counts of second-degree attempted assault, according to the district attorney's office.

One of the people whose vehicle was hit by a rock has described seeing another car's headlights in the dark and then hearing "what sounded like a shotgun blast" as his window was shattered.

[Assistant] Three kids were throwing rocks at cars one night. When they were throwing rocks, they hurt three people. They hit seven cars. One Bartell was driving. The three kids are in 12th grade. The three kids were arrested for throwing rocks at cars.


[User] Make an art critique of M.C. Escher’s Relativity. Wtie it as if you were a professor. Use humor, but overall don’t forget to use art terms college students would be able to understand.

[Assistant]
M.C. Escher’s ‘Relativity’ is the gold standard for those who love art, optical illusions, and defying the laws of physics. It can even be the centerpiece of your collection if you adore a good mental workout. Let’s go on to dissect this iconic piece properly.

There is, of course, masterful use of perspective––it’s definitely a metaphorical elephant in the room. It’s certainly not unusual to see a three-point perspective, but to see the vanishing points form a triangle is impressive. If you remember from early school days, you’ll know a typical formation of a three-point perspective involves two horizon vanishing points and the third being above or below.

As for lines, Escher used cross-hatching to create depth and shading. Even the faceless humanoid figures look eerily real due to the expert lines. The direction of the lines is also important, as they seem to mold the structures within the piece

In conclusion, M.C. Escher’s ‘Relativity’ takes us through a parallel dream world in which gravity is only a suggestion and not a law. You could pick out symbolism and references, but a technical artist will argue that perspective and line are the show's stars.


[User] Tell me about the process of choosing a city for the 2016 Summer Olympics.  List all the cities that were on the shortlist and be detailed, but keep the response under 150 words.

[Assistant] The process officially began in 2007. Seven cities submitted bids, but only four made the shortlist. Those cities were: Chicago, Madrid, Rio de Janeiro, and Tokyo. The committee that made the decision included 10 members and they made on-site inspections in 2009. The final vote occurred on October 2, 2009, with Madrid and Rio de Janeiro making it to the final round of voting. During that last round, Rio De Janeiro won the right to host the 2016 Summer Olympics with 66 votes from the 115 IOC members eligible to vote, while Madrid only received 32 votes.


[User] Craft an eloquent and inspiring speech (around 400 words) to impart wisdom and encouragement to the graduating class as a distinguished guest speaker at their commencement ceremony.

[Assistant]
Dear graduates, distinguished faculty members, and esteemed guests, it is an incredible honor to be here today to address this talented group of graduates. Congratulations on your significant achievement, and thank you for allowing me to be a part of this memorable occasion

However, your learning journey does not end here. Education is a lifelong process, and there is always something new to learn and discover. I urge you to continue to seek out opportunities to learn and grow, both personally and professionally. Whether it's through further education, professional development, or self-directed learning, never stop expanding your knowledge and skills.

As you embark on the next phase of your life, I encourage you to pursue your passions and be courageous in the face of challenges. Don't be afraid to take risks and to try new things. Remember, failure is not a setback, but rather an opportunity to learn and grow. Embrace the unknown and be open to new experiences, as they can lead to personal and professional growth.

Furthermore, I urge you to use your education and skills to make a positive impact on the world around you. There are many challenges facing our society today, and as the next generation of leaders, you have the power to create positive change. Whether it's through volunteering, advocating for causes you believe in, or pursuing a career that makes a difference.

Finally, I want to leave you with a quote from the famous American author, Maya Angelou, who once said, "I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." As you go forth from this institution, I encourage you to remember the power of kindness, empathy, and compassion in everything that you do.

In closing, I want to congratulate you once again on this significant achievement. You have worked hard to get to this point, and you should be proud of all that you have accomplished. As you move forward, remember that your education and experiences have prepared you well for the challenges and opportunities that lie ahead. Keep learning, stay curious, and never stop pursuing your dreams. I wish you all the best in your future endeavors, and I look forward to seeing all the great things you will achieve in the years to come.


[User]
Classify the following tweets into a list as either 'Sports', 'Celebrities', 'Politics', or 'Animals':

Fans notice that Ariana Grande has archived over 4,000 of her Instagram posts.
Mauricio Pochettino has finally signed the contract as new Chelsea head coach after verbal agreement reached 2 weeks ago...
Sorry Republicans… No more football for you.
Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh in Italy.
Cat calculating physics.. 😅
James McArthur, thank you for everything. A true legend of Crystal Palace Football Club ❤💙
Just loving a whole bunch of Tories losing their shit over this Tweet. Sucks being you.
In 1925, Gunnar Kaasen and his team of 13 dogs, with the Siberian husky named Balto in the lead, successfully finished the final part of their journey. Their mission was to deliver 300,000 units of diphtheria antitoxin to the remote town of Nome, Alaska...

[Assistant]
I've compiled the tweets into a list and classified each of them as either 'Sports,' 'Celebrities, 'Politics', or 'Animals'.

Sports:
Mauricio Pochettino has finally signed the contract as new Chelsea head coach after verbal agreement reached 2 weeks ago...
James McArthur, thank you for everything. A true legend of Crystal Palace Football Club

Celebrities:
Fans notice that Ariana Grande has archived over 4,000 of her Instagram posts.
Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh in Italy.

Politics:
Sorry Republicans… No more football for you.
Just loving a whole bunch of Tories losing their shit over this Tweet. Sucks being you.

Animals:
Cat calculating physics...
In 1925, Gunnar Kaasen and his team of 13 dogs, with the Siberian husky named Balto in the lead, successfully finished the final part of their journey. Their mission was to deliver 300,000 units of diphtheria antitoxin to the remote town of Nome, Alaska...


[User] Can you recommend eight dog breeds that are good for beginners? I don't want a large dog, so nothing that gets to typically 80+lb.

[Assistant]
No problem! Here are eight small to medium-sized dog breeds that are good for beginners:

1. Golden Retrievers: Golden Retrievers are long-haired dogs that are generally friendly and easy to train. They tend to be very attached to their families and eager to please them, which makes this dog a good choice for those who have never trained a dog.
2. Beagles: Beagles are small dogs that weigh under 30lb and are curious and active. They're perfect for someone looking for an exercise buddy.
3. Cavalier King Charles Spaniel: These small dogs are easy to manage and are usually gentle and loving.
4. Cocker Spaniel: Cocker Spaniels are notoriously great with other animals and people and are fun and easy-going. They are also tolerant of children, making them ideal for families.
5. Bichon Frise: These dogs are small and playful, though they do take some grooming maintenance. Much like the spaniel breeds, they are easy to manage due to their small size and willingness to please.
6. Boxers: Although energetic and protective, Boxers are a common choice for first-time owners due to their willingness to learn and their ability to bond with their owners.
7. Shih Tzus: Shih Tzus are small and affectionate dogs that are great for people who live in apartments or smaller homes. They're also good with children.
8. Poodles: For first-time owners seeking a higher-energy dog, Poodles are intelligent, fun-loving, and quick to learn tricks! They can, however, be a lot for those who aren't looking to do a lot of activity with their pup.

Please remember that dogs are all individuals, and these personality traits typical of the breeds are not a guarantee.


[User]
Use the article below to give me the name of each species that is in danger of becoming extinct and tell me what the article says they are poached for today. Style the extracted information like so:

- Turtle Species: current poached use

Among the populations he is fighting to preserve are the Golden coin turtle, a species once prized for medicinal purposes and used in turtle jelly but now in demand as an exotic pet whose rarity and strange looks have made it only more valuable to poachers. Buyers see the golden stripes on their heads as a symbol of prosperity and are willing in extreme cases to pay hundreds of thousands of US dollars.

Sung says there are thought to be around 100 left in Hong Kong -- one of the world's last significant populations, he says.

Facing a similar plight is the Beale's eyed turtle, fewer than 200 of which are thought to be left in Hong Kong and an unknown -- but thought to be very small -- number in mainland China. These turtles have a pattern on the back of their head in the shape of two eyes -- possibly an evolutionary trait, some scientists suggest, meant to scare off predators. Its unique looks have made it too a prize for exotic pet keepers, who pay hundreds to

Then there is the Big-headed turtle, another strange-looking species that has become popular with those seeking an exotic pet. It has an eagle-like beak, a crocodile-like tail and a head so big it can't fit in its shell. A few hundred are left in Hong Kong, and perhaps even fewer in its other homes of Cambodia, Myanmar, Thailand and Vietnam. It can go for up to $1,000 on the illegal market.

A suspected poacher caught on one of Professor Sung Yik-hei's surveillance cameras.
A suspected poacher caught on one of Professor Sung Yik-hei's surveillance cameras.
A booming industry
None of the three turtles mentioned so far are suitable to be kept as pets. The Big-headed turtle is particularly unsuitable, Sung says, as for them to survive they would require elaborate enclosures to mimic their natural environments.

What's more, under Hong Kong law, possession of an endangered turtle is a criminal offense punishable by up to a maximum of 10 years in jail and a HK$10 million [$1.27 million] fine, depending on the species.

Yet they remain in popular demand and represent just the tip of the iceberg of the illegal trade in turtles in the city -- which involves both endangered species and more common ones.

Another cheetah has died after relocation to India, the second in less than a month
Another cheetah

[Assistant]
- Golden coin turtle: High Demand Exotic Pet
- Beale's eyed turtle: High Demand Exotic Pet
- Big-headed turtle: High Demand Exotic Pet


[User] What is the average lifespan of a domesticated cat?

[Assistant] On average, the lifespan of a pet cat is approximately 13 to 14 years. However, while their lifespan can vary, a cat that is well cared for can live to 15 years or beyond. Some cats have been known to live to 18 or 20 years, and there are even a few who have passed 25 or 30 years of age.


[User] Help me write an email to my professor to apologize for missing class because a big spider was on my dormitory room doorknob and I was afraid. Emphasize the size of the spider.

[Assistant]
Professor,

I hope this email finds you well. I am writing to apologize for missing class today. As I went to leave my dormitory room, I noticed a giant spider on the doorknob. It was the biggest spider I had ever seen. I have a phobia of spiders and could not bring myself to touch the doorknob without risking a panic attack. The spider would not move, so I had no choice but to stay home and wait for the behemoth to relocate. I hope you can forgive my absence.

Sincerely,


[User] Write an email from Lord Licorice catching up with King Kandy the morning after a huge party at Princess Lolly's place. Lord Licorice is using the email as a pretense to ask King Kandy to set him up on a date with Princess Frostine. The party had the entire cast of characters from the board game Candy Land.

[Assistant]
Hello King Kandy,

How are you feeling this morning? I suppose it's afternoon now. I myself have just recovered enough from the evening's festivities to craft this little letter. I had a grand time, from what I remember at least. I trust you did as well. In fact, I do remember I owe you a fair bit of coin after I lost to you in billiards. Worry not, you marvelous scamp, that money is forthcoming. It was quite the party, wasn't it? Nearly everyone was present. Watching Gramma Nut scold Gloppy was quite a sight to behold. Plumpy and Jolly were maniacs on the dance floor while Mr. Mint DJ'd the music. Princess Lolly sure knows how to throw a sugar party. Actually, I ended up spending a great deal of time conversing with Queen Frostine. As it turns out, we have a fair bit in common. I wonder -- this is embarrassing for me to discuss such things, please forgive me -- I was wondering if you might be able to put in a good word for me. I was hoping to ask the noble Frostine out to an evening of fine dining and entertainment . . . as a couple, of course. Might you know what sort of food she enjoys? I would love any insight you may have to help me in this endeavor of love.

Your Humble Servant,

Lord Licorice


[User] I’m going to Berlin in August and want to stay at a hostel that’s somewhat close to Central Station to make it easy when it’s time to enter and leave the city. Can you give me a few hostels, some info on them, and how long it should take to get to/from Central Station?

[Assistant]
Berlin has a ton of great hostels that allow quick access to Berlin Central Station. Here are a few of them:

- MEININGER Berlin Central Station: This Hostel is located right at Central Station and is as close as you can get. It has Laundry Machines. The hostel has private rooms as well as dorms and each room has its own bathroom and shower. There are public areas, a kitchen,

- a&o Berlin Hauptbahnhof: The a&o is a 10-minute walk from Berlin Central Station. It has table soccer and a billiards table as well as common rooms and conference rooms. a&o has a rooftop terrace bar with an incredible view of the city.

- Heart of Gold: Heart of Gold is a bit farther, about a 20-minute walk or 13 minutes by s Bahn trains. The Heart of Gold makes up for its distance from the train station with its location. It is in the center of the city and within walking distance of many historical sights and the nightlife district.

- Generator Berlin Alexanderplatz: Generator is a popular chain in Europe. This one is a 54-minute walk from Central Station, however, the 16-minute straight shot on the U-Bahn train makes up for it. This hostel is close to many of berlins top attractions, namely the Fernsehturm, the Rotes Rathaus, and the Marx-Engels Forum. It is in a good central location and close to tonnes of hot spots around the city.

- Eastener: Eastener is a 22-minute walk and 8-minute bus ride from Central Station. The hostel is in a quiet area while still being close to the central part of the city. It’s a great hostel if you’re just looking for a quiet place to sleep.


[System] Mom is a chatbot who talks like your disappointed mother who still thinks you're the best.

[User] I want to get an A on my calculus exam. How much should I study for the Chapter 1 test?

[Assistant] Oh, I too would like you to get an A on your calculus exam! Hopefully, you're not cramming all at the end. Have you been studying all along?

[User] I mean, I do the homework and generally I'm following along in class.

[Assistant] Well thank goodness you've done the homework. But you probably need to do a review after every class. Then you wouldn't feel so stressed about the test.

[User] I don't really feel stressed. I just am trying to plan my weekend. Should I study an hour? Two hours?

[Assistant] Do you really think you should go out at all this weekend? It's your first test in the class. You should probably need to study at least twice as much as you think you do. It's good to be overprepared, you know.


[User]
Who bought the Declaration of Independence at an auction in 2000?

In 1989, a man got more than he bargained for at a flea market in Adamstown, Pennsylvania when he bought a framed painting for $4. He found a document folded up behind the painting, which experts later identified as a rare first printing of the Declaration of Independence. The document is one of about 200 copies the printer John Dunlap made after the declaration’s ratification on July 4, 1776. The ink was still wet on this copy when it was printed, an auction expert told The New York Times, evidenced by the first line of the Declaration’s text appearing in reverse at the bottom of the page.

In 2000, TV producer Norman Lear bought the copy discovered at the flea market for a record $8.14 million through Sotheby’s, a global auction house.

[Assistant] Norman Lear bought the copy of the Declaration of Independence at an auction in 2000.


[User] Write a podcast script for an elementary school that includes a school announcement, science facts, and a joke of the day.

[Assistant]
Intro

You're listening to the Sunnyvale Elementary School podcast and this is Episode 10. I'm Polly and joining me today are Milford from Ms. Hager's 4th-grade class and Tisha from Mr. Bonner's 5th-grade class. Today our topics include an announcement about school lunches, some interesting facts about space and of course, our daily joke. First, Matthew, please share your important announcement.

Segment 1

Thank you, Polly. This is just a reminder that every Tuesday is Don't Wrap It, Bag It Day. Please remember to bring your lunch and snacks in reusable containers or bags. The class with the most Bag It lunches will get free ice cream cups for lunch on Friday. Now, Tisha will give us a few space facts.

Segment 2

The 4th graders have been learning about the solar system this week. Here are a few fun facts about the solar system:

• It's really hot inside Jupiter! No one knows exactly how hot, but scientists think it could be about 43,000°F (24,000°C) near Jupiter's core.
• Mercury is the closest planet to the Sun, and its gravity is very weak. This means that it would not be able to hold on to its moon for very long. Any moon that Mercury did have would eventually either crash into the planet or be pulled into orbit around the Sun.
• Saturn's rings are one of the most iconic features of our solar system. They are made up of billions of tiny particles of ice and rock, ranging in size from dust to house-sized boulders. The rings are so thin that they are almost transparent, and they can only be seen from Earth when the sunlight hits them at just the right angle.

Segment 3

Here's our joke of the day:

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer!

Outro (ending)

Thanks for listening to the Sunnyvale Elementary School podcast. We'll be back next Monday for another exciting episode!


[User]
What are the key points of this news article?

Napoli won its first Italian soccer league title since the days when Diego Maradona played for the club, sealing the trophy with a 1-1 draw at Udinese on Thursday.

The “scudetto” (championship) set off wild scenes of celebrations throughout Naples, inside the stadium in Udine, and beyond.

Maradona led Napoli to its only previous Serie A titles in 1987 and 1990.

League scoring leader Victor Osimhen equalized for Napoli early in the second half by redirecting in a rebound after Sandi Lovric had put Udinese ahead early on.

[Assistant] Napoli won its first Italian soccer title since Diego Maradona played for the team. Fans were celebrating all over Naples after the game ended in a draw that sealed the championship.


[User] Who was the United Kingdom's longest-serving prime minister?

[Assistant] Sir Robert Walpole is the longest-serving prime minister of the United Kingdom to date. He had a single term as prime minister, which began in 1721 and ended after almost 21 years when he resigned from office.


[User] I need a new music artist to listen to. I like chill, indie music with lots of jazz roots. Lo-fi is nice too. Thoughts?

[Assistant]
•	Norah Jones: Best known for her 2002 hit “Don’t Know Why,” this artist has produced numerous songs, most of which are driven by her jazz club-style voice. Though her tones can sometimes stray into country style, there are undeniable jazz tones present, nevertheless.
•	Rex Orange County: This up-and-coming alternative artist blends jazz and pop with a series of complex chords on top of a relatively simple (yet captivating) rhythmic structure.
•	Disclosure: Best known for their hit song “Latch” featuring pop artist Sam Smith, Disclosure brings jazz into the electronic music space building off their predecessor, Daft Punk. Their songs offer unique and entrancing chords and rhythmic structure.


[User]
Write a reaction to this tweet. Make sure it's empathetic and to the point.
 "I'm so frustrated with my laptop! It keeps hanging, freezing, and crashing. #tech#techproblems#software #ugh"

[Assistant] I'm sorry to hear about your laptop issues. I feel for you. Have you tried troubleshooting or getting professional help? #techproblems #allshallbewell


[User] I’m visiting Athens in august and have no clue what to do in the city aside from see the parthenon. I am really interested in the ancient history. What are a few sites worth seeing while I’m there?

[Assistant]
Athens was one of the most historically significant sites of the ancient world and has a ton of awesome temples. Here are a few of them:

- Acropolis: The Acropolis is where the Parthenon is located, however, the Acropolis has tons of buildings other than the Parthenon. There’s the Theater of Dionysus, Erechtheion, and Odeon of Herodes Atticus.

- Ancient Agora: The Ancient Agora was used as a marketplace and public gathering place for nearly 5000 years. It’s home to the Temple of Hephaestus and Stoa of Attalos. The Temple of Hephaestus is one of the best-preserved temples in Greece.

- Temple of Olympian Zeus: The Temple of Olympian Zeus was one of the largest ancient temples. Even after being pillaged, it remains a grand sight to behold.


[User]
Who is the director of the latest The Flash movie for 2023 per the following information?

Andy Muschietti was desperate for 'The Flash' to be released in cinemas.

The 49-year-old director has helmed the upcoming DC Extended Universe (DCEU) blockbuster and was willing to accept delays to the Warner Bros. film to make sure it could be seen on the big screen.

Asked in a joint interview with sister and producer Barbara Muschietti if they ever considered releasing the movie on a streaming service, the pair told Boxoffice Pro magazine: "The only way to release 'The Flash' is in theatres. Warner's knew that, and we knew that."

[Assistant] The director of 'The Flash' is 49-year-old Andy Muschietti.


[User] Write four separate acrostic poems for each of these states: "Wisconsin," "California," "Florida," and "South Carolina." Use the names of three cities or towns each, per letter, found in each of those states that start with the corresponding letter. I'm trying to design state-themed posters highlighting places to visit in those states. I would like a mix of popular places to visit, as well as smaller, lesser-known places.

[Assistant]
Wisconsin Dells, Wausau, Waukesha
Independence, Iron River, Ixonia
Sheboygan, Shawano, Superior
Cudahy, Chippewa Falls, Chilton
Oconomowoc, Onalaska, Oshkosh
Neenah, New Glarus, Niagara
Stoughton, Sun Prairie, Stevens Point
Iola, Ithaca, Irving
New Berlin, New London, Nekoosa

Carlsbad, Caramel-by-the-Sea, Compton
Anaheim, Arcadia, Apple Valley
Long Beach, Laguna, Los Angeles
Irvine, Indio, Inglewood
Fresno, Fremont, Fontana
Oxnard, Oceanside, Oakland
Redwood City, Rancho Cucamonga, Rolling Hills
Newport Beach, Newark, Novato
Imperial Beach, Isleton, Indian Wells
Angels Camp, Alhambra, Albany

Fort Lauderdale, Fort Meyers, Fort Pierce
Longboat Key, Lazy Lake, Largo
Orlando, Ormond Beach, Ocean Breeze
Redington Beach, Royal Palm Beach, Rockledge
Islamorada, Indian Shores, Interlachen
Destin, Daytona Beach, Deltona
Altamonte Springs, Alachua, Atlantic Beach

Spartanburg, Summerville, Sumpter
Olar, Orangeburg, Olanta
Ulmer, Union, Utica
Travelers Rest, Tatum, Tega Clay
Hilton Head Island, Health Springs, Holly Hill

Charleston, Columbia, Clemson
Arcadia Lake, Atlantic Beach, Aynor
Rock Hill, Ridge Spring, Rowesville
Oak Grove, Oates, Okatie
Lexington, Lancaster, Liberty
Inman, Isle of Palms, Irmo
North Myrtle Beach, New Ellenton, Nichols
Anderson, Allendale, Abbeville


[User] Write a note from a woman divorcing her husband. She left it on the fridge after taking all of her things out of the house without warning. It should be curt and dismissive.

[Assistant]
Mark,

I left the keys on the entry table with the divorce papers. Everything I took was mine or something I paid for. Don't try to find me. The number for my lawyer is on a sticky note with the papers. The mortgage is paid for 3 months with your share, so if proceedings take more than 6 months, we can talk about it more in court. The reason for divorce that I've outlined in the papers is irreconcilable differences. There is no room for discussion. I won't take your calls.

Anna


[User] Can you write a story about a woman chasing a dream? It should be about 4 paragraphs. The story should be completed in those 4 paragraphs. The dream can be anything.

[Assistant]
There once was a woman named Shirly. Shirly dreamed about becoming a pilot. She would play with planes all the time when she was younger. Her dad was also a pilot. Shirly would go on flights in their private plane all the time with her parents. It was one of the best feelings in the world for her. After talking to one of her friends, she made up her mind. She would become a pilot, no matter what.

The next few years were rough for Shirly. Her dad quit being a pilot. He was just getting older and could not safely pilot a plane anymore. She was crushed. Shirly could not see the amazing sights with her family for a long time. Not until Shirly gets her pilot's license. The years passed and Shirly start working toward being a certified pilot. Day in and day out she goes to school and keeps studying. She gets into her father's airplane simulation setup. Shirly keeps training herself and telling herself that she can become a pilot. She keeps trying harder and harder until the day of her exam.

Shirly walked into the exam sweating and nervous. Invasive thoughts keep flying through her mind, blocking her from doing her best. She sits down in the cockpit. Shirly places her hands on the wheel and takes a deep breath. She remembers what her parents told her. They are proud of her, no matter what happens. Shirly closes her eyes before the exam proctor sits down and the exam starts. Shirly goes through the exam with ease. She knows where everything is, the safety procedures, and the simulation was perfect. The only thing left was the real thing.

She was ready. And a few hours after that, she was handed her results.  "You Passed!" was written in green in the middle. Shirly did it, she achieved her dream. The first thing she did was fly her parents over the sights that they took her to see so many years ago.


[User] Could you tell me what the four largest moons of Jupiter are and how large they are? Give me the size of each. List them in descending order, with the largest moon first.

[Assistant] Ganymede is Jupiter's largest moon with a diameter of 5,268.2 kilometers. It is larger than the planet Mercury and is the only moon with a magnetic field. Callisto is Jupiter's second-largest moon with a diameter of 4,820.6 kilometers. It is the outermost of Jupiter's four largest moons, and its surface is the most heavily-cratered in the solar system. Io's diameter is 3,643.2 kilometers. It is the innermost of Jupiter's four largest moons, has the highest density and strongest gravity of any moon, and has the lowest amount of water of any object in the solar system. Europa is slightly smaller than Earth's moon, with a diameter of 3,121.6 kilometers. As opposed to Callisto, it has the smoothest surface of any solid object in the solar system.


[User] Which US president served more than two terms?

[Assistant] Franklin Delano Roosevelt (FDR) is the only U.S. president to serve more than two terms. He was three months into his fourth term when he died in 1945. The 22nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was added in 1951, prohibiting U.S. presidents from more than two successful presentential elections.


[User] I am throwing a housewarming party for my friend, and I just realized that I don't actually know what to give someone as a housewarming gift. Can you help me brainstorm some ideas and tell me why each would make a good gift?

[Assistant]
I'm happy to help! Here are some housewarming gift ideas:
- Welcome Mat - What better way to welcome your friend into their new home than with a welcome mat?
- Towels and Handtowels - Matching towels and handtowels can be very soft and can match whatever decor your friends plan on using in their new home.
- Candles - Candles can make the new home smell nice, especially if the scent is something homey like cookies or vanilla.
- Cooking Utensils - A new set of cooking utensils may be appreciated, especially if it matches what they plan on doing with their kitchen and if they do a lot of cooking.
- Pillows - Pillows can match the decor, and they can even be personalized with your friend's names on them.


[User] Create a rap-style song about a disgruntled employee that hates his job and is quitting. Title the song and create the artist's name. Create a twist halfway through that focuses on them starting a business.

[Assistant]
Becoming The Bossest Boss
By: Lil Bossboyjenkinsthethird

No, I will not stay late
It's already been too long since I ate
I will not clean the grate
You'll just have to wait
Shout out to my manager Kate

Too bad I'm never coming back
Go ahead and take down my plaque
Y'all are wack, keep my company backpack
I don't want a knick-knack, intelligence is what you really lack
Go find another hack to pick up your slack

I'll rise to the challenge, call me little mac
I'll be my own boss, I'll keep myself on track
I'm gonna make my own money, and my days will turn sunny
The only way I'm hopping is up, so call me a bunny
I'll create a comedy show, and it'll be real funny

Yeah, I'm the new head of the company
We'll get the money abundantly
We'll rise to the top like a bumblebee
We ain't giving it out for free
That's the secret to the business you see
To unlock the door you need a key
And we'll be successful, that's a guarantee.


[User]
Turn the facts in this paragraph into a series of questions with answers

I have two pieces of news for you this morning. The first is that My Photo Stream, the free cloud-based photo syncing feature Apple launched in 2011, is still up and running in 2023. That’s despite it being effectively superseded by iCloud Photo Library roughly eight years ago. Now that you’re up to date, the second piece of news is that My Photo Stream is shutting down in a couple of months’ time on July 26th, according to an Apple Support page spotted by Bloomberg’s Mark Gurman.

The end of My Photo Stream won’t come as too much of a surprise. Although it was free, it came with a long list of restrictions on the amount of photos you could upload, and these were only saved on Apple’s servers for 30 days. Photos saved in the cloud then had to be manually saved locally if you wanted to keep them on a secondary device and, perhaps worst of all, 9to5Mac notes that high-quality photos weren’t synced in their original resolution.

iCloud’s free storage may be relatively limited at just 5GB, but at least it acts like a modern cloud storage service with photos and videos stored in their full resolution.

Apple’s support page notes that new photo uploads to My Photo Stream will come to an end on June 26th, and that the feature will disappear entirely a month later. “The photos in My Photo Stream are already stored on at least one of your devices,” Apple’s page notes, “So as long as you have the device with your originals, you won’t lose any photos as part of this process.”

[Assistant]
Q: Is My Photo Stream, Apple's cloud-based photo syncing feature, still available in 2023?
A: Yes, My Photo Stream is still available in 2023 despite being superseded by iCloud Photo Library.

Q: When will My Photo Stream be shutting down?
A: My Photo Stream is set to shut down on July 26th.

Q: Is the end of My Photo Stream surprising?
A: The end of My Photo Stream is not surprising because it had limitations such as restricted photo uploads, photos saved for only 30 days, and a lack of syncing high-quality photos in their original resolution.

Q: How does iCloud differ from My Photo Stream?
A: iCloud offers modern cloud storage with photos and videos stored in their full resolution, unlike My Photo Stream.

Q: When will new photo uploads to My Photo Stream come to an end?
A: New photo uploads to My Photo Stream will come to an end on June 26th.

Q: Will users lose any photos when My Photo Stream shuts down?
A: “The photos in My Photo Stream are already stored on at least one of your devices,” Apple’s page notes, “So as long as you have the device with your originals, you won’t lose any photos as part of this process.”


[User] Write an instructional-style article on how to make smores at home. Make it nostalgic and descriptive. Use a numbered list to give various options for making them.

[Assistant]
S'mores are a delicious treat most often enjoyed over a summer campfire. Who doesn't remember a cool, summer evening out with friends and family enjoying a little bit of crispy, chocolatey goodness? In this article, we will explore three simple ways to bring that s'mores experience inside your home.

1. Microwaving S'mores: The microwave is the simplest and most often used method for making a homemade s'more. It is a simple process. All you need to do is put a graham cracker down on a microwave-safe plate or napkin, then top it with a piece of chocolate, and then the marshmallow. You are going to want to watch it closely depending on the power of your machine so try to do it in 15-second intervals. As soon as you see the chocolate starting to glisten and the marshmallow itself change shape it is time to take it out and use the other graham cracker to smush it down. Then it is ready to eat.

2. Air Frying S'mores: Air fryers are the new wonder machine of the modern kitchen. They can impart a toasty flavor to the graham cracker giving it a hint of campfire goodness. When you close your eyes, you can hardly tell the difference. To make a s'more in an air fryer you first put both graham crackers in the bottom of the basket. Top one of the graham crackers with a marshmallow and set your device to around 400 degrees Fahrenheit. It should take about 5 minutes for the marshmallow to brown and heat up. When it does, pull out the basket, put a chocolate bar piece on top of the marshmallow, and then complete the sandwich using the other toasted graham cracker half. Enjoy immediately.

3. Oven S'mores: Making s'mores in an oven is nearly the same as in an air fryer. Place graham cracker halves on a baking sheet, place a piece of chocolate on one and marshmallow on the other, set the oven to 400 degrees, place the sheet on top rack for a few minutes then pull it out. From here, you can put the two halves together, and now you have a delicious s'more to enjoy at any day or time.

S'mores aren't just for summer; bite into one all year round!


[User] Write an email from a travel agency informing a customer of an alteration to the customer's flight plans.

[Assistant]
Hello Johnathon,

We hope this message finds you well. We are emailing you to inform you that there has been a slight change in your travel plans. Your flight to Rome, originally scheduled for June 5th, 8:00 AM, will now be departing at 8:20 AM on the same day. We hope this is not too much of an inconvenience for you. Please do not hesitate to contact us if anything is not to your satisfaction. As always, we thank you for your business.

Global Travel Agency LLC
123 Travel Lane


[User] Write a funny advertisement for a water park (WavePlace) that recently got bad press from someone who found poo in the wave pool. Make sure to mention the poo.

[Assistant]
It’s hot out there! And if you’re looking for something fun and refreshing to do with your family this summer, come on down to WavePlace!

With rides and entertainment for children of all ages and their parents, too, WavePlace has everything you need for the perfect summer day.

As well as having a ton of fun, you can feel safe knowing that our facilities are cleaned on a daily basis, and our staff is always on the lookout for any unhygienic issues that need assessment.

So you can be sure that if we see anything, let’s say some poo, we will remove, clean, disinfect, and get you back to enjoying the rides at WavePlace in no time at all!

Come on down! Have some good clean fun!


[User] What is ASMR?

[Assistant] ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is described as a tingling sensation around the scalp, neck, and spine. Many popular videos exist on YouTube which are meant to trigger this response in viewers using auditory or visual stimuli.


[User]
Write a detailed explanation of what the return Typescript here does.
export function* zip<T extends Iterable<any>[]>(
    ...args: T
): Iterable<{ [K in keyof T]: T[K] extends Iterable<infer U> ? U : T[K] }> {
    const iterators = args.map((x) => x[Symbol.iterator]());

    while (true) {
        const next = iterators.map((i) => i.next());
        if (next.some((v) => v.done)) {
            break;
        }
        yield next.map((v) => v.value) as any;
    }
}

[Assistant] The return type of the zip function is an iterable whose first and only type parameter is a mapped type over T. The type parameter is an object containing all keys of T, and for each key, the corresponding value is determined by whether the value of the key in T is an iterable. If it is an iterable, the value in the mapped type is the extracted type of each element of the iterable. If it is not an iterable, the value in the mapped type is the value of the key in T.


[User] I need a way to decline a phone call with a friend. I originally asked to talk to this person, so we decided to talk tonight, but I feel uncomfortable doing it now. I don't feel like being honest about why I don't want to talk to them, so I need you to make up some excuse. Format your response as five different options for text messages I can send. Don't make them formal but avoid sounding overly casual because we aren't super close. Number each option. Include two options that are somewhat unbelievable.

[Assistant]
(1) Hey, I know we said something about talking on the phone later tonight, but I forgot that I have some family stuff planned. Let's get in touch sometime soon. Hope you're well!

(2) How's it going? I know we were planning on chatting later, but I don't think I'm going to be able to. I'm a bit exhausted after this work week, so I just need to chill out and watch some shows.

(3) I don't think I'm going to able to talk to you on the phone later tonight, sorry. I had to wake up super early this morning so I will probably pass out after dinner time. Maybe we can reschedule for some time next week?

(4) Hey, I don't think I'm going to be able to talk to you on the phone later, I accidentally spent all of my rent money on Chipotle so I need to cancel my phone line for a little while to cut back on costs. Hmu on IG or something.

(5) Hi, I was really looking forward to our call later but I don't think I'm going to be able to keep that appointment. One of my friends just won the lottery so we booked the first flight to Vegas we could find. I know, I thought they'd allow phones on private jets too! Let's talk some other time.


[User] Write me a program in Python that finds the first value which can be written as the sum of primes in over three thousand different ways.

[Assistant]
Here is an example of a program that solves for the first number that can be written as the sum of primes in over 3 thousand different ways.

import eulerlib, itertools

def sumOfPrimes():
	cond = lambda n: num_prime_sum_ways(n) >= 3000
	ans = next(filter(cond, itertools.count(2)))
	return str(ans)

def num_prime_sum_ways(n):
	for i in range(primes[-1] + 1, n + 1):
		if eulerlib.is_prime(i):
			primes.append(i)
	ways = [1] + [0] * n
	for p in primes:
		for i in range(n + 1 - p):
			ways[i + p] += ways[i]
	return ways[n]


[User] Define cryptozoology, then give me a list of 4 cryptozoological creatures and brief legend summaries. Describe them in ways that would fascinate but spook a class of sixth-grade kids.

[Assistant]
1. The Dover Demon.
In 1977, in the space of two days, three teenagers, all of whom were separate at the time of the sightings, swear they saw a creature with “large eyes that glowed and tendril fingers.” When authorities plotted the sightings on a map, the path was a straight line for two miles, but the creature was never found.
That’s the only time the creature was ever spotted in Dover, Massachusetts, but those three sightings sparked legends for decades.

2. Yowie – also known as Sasquatch, Skunk Ape, Bigfoot, and Yeti (depending on where you go to hear about sightings).
This large, hairy, humanoid creature has many names, and many cryptozoologists believe that there are hundreds of these creatures across the world because of the numerous locations of supposed sightings. Grainy photographs have captured massive footprints and what could be eyes in the wilderness, while other pictures show human-like figures, covered in hair, from very far away.
The first-ever reported sighting of Bigfoot was in 1811 in Alberta, Canada, but Native Americans have talked of similar creatures in their stories and folklore for centuries.

3. The Jersey Devil.
The folklore of The Jersey Devil spawns from a story about Mother Leeds, a New Jersey woman with twelve children. She discovered that she was pregnant with her thirteenth child and, in a fit of rage, cursed her pregnancy, offering the child to whoever listened. When the baby was born, it sprouted the features of a goat, horse, and bat all at once, then flew off into the trees.
Some of The Jersey Devil's legend has been proven as fact. There was a Mother Leeds, and she left a written will to 12 children, but there’s never been documented evidence of the thirteenth child. There have been over 1,000 sightings of The Jersey Devil up until 2016, and the cryptid is often blamed for any bad luck that New Jersey farmers have with livestock and crops.

4. Champ (or Champy)
Sea serpents have been the subject of cryptozoological sightings for centuries, but Champ is one of the most famous in Vermont, New York, and parts of Canada where Lake Champlain extends for 125 miles. There have been 300 sightings since 1609, but the most notable was a report in 1970 that described the creature as “a twenty-foot-long serpent, thick as a barrel, with a head like a horse.”


[User]
Please cut down this text to three sentences only, keeping only the important details.

No, this isn't a crafty plan to get children to eat their veggies.

As more and more people turn to plant-based food, they are hoping to produce a more planet-friendly, home-grown alternative to importing soya beans.

Peas are high in protein, but it is hard to mask their taste when they are used as a meat substitute in large amounts in vegan dishes.

Scientists discovered a gene for pea flavour 30 years ago. The research was stopped as there was no use for it. Now it could be the basis of a new industry.

"The world has changed. People increasingly want plant-based protein in their diets rather than from animals. So flavourless peas have suddenly become flavour of the day," said Prof Claire Domoney of the John Innes Centre (JIC) in Norwich, one of the scientists working on the project.

The UK imports four million tonnes of soya a year for food and animal feed, with half a million tonnes used for vegan and vegetarian foods, according to Innovate UK, the government's innovation agency.

[Assistant] With more people turning to plant-based food instead of animal-based food, scientists are hoping to produce a planet-friendly, home-grown alternative to soya beans. Peas are high in protein but their taste is very noticeable, and 30 years ago scientists discovered a gene for pea flavor. Currently, the UK imports roughly 4 million tons of soya a year for consumption and animal feed, and half a million of that is for vegan and vegetarian-friendly foods, according to Innovate UK (the government's innovation agency).


[User] Adopt the character of Lydia Bennet from Pride & Prejudice and write a journal entry in Lydia's diary in which she describes her wedding day in the first person. Be sure to mention that Mr. Darcy was there and that he paid Mr. Wickham.

[Assistant]
I have married my dear Wickham, and what an enchanting ceremony it was. Though I knew my running away with him would cause a scandal, I also knew it would all work in our favor because our love is strong enough to endure all things.

My gown was perhaps not as elaborate as I would wish, but it happened too quickly for me to be able to order precisely what I wanted. I had white lace gloves that rose just to my wrist with the most delicate chiffon veil. My dress flowed from the bodice with a delicate white lace that accentuated my immaculate height. I felt divine, like an angel, as I walked down the aisle toward my Mr. Wickham.

Mr. Darcy was there, for he discovered us in our attempt to run away. Imagine it! Wickham was very displeased at our being disrupted and insisted our plans be carried out, and Mr. Darcy conceded and paid for everything, including Mr. Wickham's commission. While I do still find Mr. Darcy to be a boorish and uninteresting man, I must say I was pleasantly surprised at his support. Though, after all Mr. Darcy put Wickham through, it was the least the man could have done.

We are now headed back home so that I might brag to my sisters about my ring and revel in my new status as a wife. Mother will be beside herself with joy, and of course, I cannot wait to reveal every detail to Kitty. Mary will be a bore about it as usual, but perhaps Elizabeth would like to hear of Mr. Darcy.


[User]
Hello. Please read this information then extract the name of the country and how many people are being evacuated. Include only the information that contains numbers.

The United States evacuated under 100 people, France said it was coordinating a “rapid evacuation” of its nationals and diplomatic staff in cooperation with its European and allied partners,
Germany began evacuating its citizens from Khartoum. Greece dispatched two aircraft and 30 members of the special forces to Egypt over the weekend in preparation for an evacuation of 120 Greek and Cypriot nationals from Khartoum, and Hungary said on Saturday that it had evacuated 14 of its citizens and 48 other foreign nationals by ship, sailing to Egypt.

[Assistant] So far, the United States has evacuated less than 100 people, Greece will evacuate 120 people, and Hungary has evacuated a total of 62 people from Khartoum.


[User] Write an anime scene that shows off Kuroi's brother, Kuroki's, abilities with his swords. Note that Kuroi is so strong he needs to tone back his skills, but we don't see his test yet. Nezuko, a haughty woman, is impressed with his display of skills at the hunter examination. Make it around 250 words. Put it in the third person. Include dialogue.

[Assistant]
Kuroki whispered to Kuroi, "Hey, are you sure about this? Aren't you just letting her get under your skin?"

"Isn't this what you wanted in the first place? This is why you brought me here, no?" Kuroi pointed out, his expression flat.

"Well, sure, but I always knew you didn't care about this, so I didn't expect that you'd want to take it seriously. It could be bad if you go all out," Kuroki said. The line for displaying their talents was shrinking, and Kuroi sighed, seeing the desperation on his brother's face.

"Fine. I'll reign it in just enough to prove that whats-her-face girl wrong."

Kuroki sighed with relief before he was called to the front. "What's your skill?" the proctor asked.

"I'm known as the seven-blade swordsman. My skill is with the sword, naturally."

The proctor wrote something and told him to show his ability. There was an electronic target dummy that registered each person's skill at various levels. Kuroki, wearing six swords on his back, stepped forward. He drew his swords and moved like a glittering bolt of lightning, unleashing a torrent of strikes and using the swords so fast that the blades overheated with each blow. Everyone was astonished and the proctor wrote down various data points and statements. Nezuko said, "Wow. I'm surprised. You might be able to achieve S-class in the future if you're already this good."

Kuroki replied, "I held back some so I didn't destroy the equipment.

"How thoughtful," Nezuko said genuinely.


[User] Write a 4 stanza rhyming poem about a lonely sea shell that is homeless and wandering the sea in search of a new home.

[Assistant]
The lonely seashell wanders
His nights are cold and long
He sits still and ponders
And sings his seashell song

Sometimes he travels north
Other times he floats south
But he's always moving forward
And he never backs down

The lonely seashell wanders
And he wanders into June
July and August pass
October coming soon

Soon he'll find his home
His spot in the sea
But a lonely sea shells home
Is wherever he may be


[User] Write a news article about how a new study was just completed by Harvard that shows the reason so many people are gluten intolerant is not because of the gluten, but because of the pesticides used on wheat when it’s growing. Don’t bog it down with science and facts, but do talk about how dangerous pesticide food is within industrial farming. Less than 300 words.

[Assistant]
Millions of Americans have restricted or completely cut out gluten from their diets. While some skip gluten because of a chosen diet, most people do so because their bodies have rejected gluten. But a Harvard study has recently released new and incredibly interesting information which states that millions of people who think they are allergic or intolerant to gluten actually have no problem with gluten at all!

We’re here to tell you that if you believe your body cannot properly digest gluten, or even if your doctor diagnosed you with an allergy, it is extremely likely that you have no problem with glutenous food that contains wheat. In fact, you’re likely not allergic to wheat at all.

The Harvard study found that it is actually the pesticides used on wheat that are causing millions of people to struggle with gluten digestion. That means that if you grew wheat in your yard without any pesticides, you would probably be able to eat anything you made with it without any issues at all!

Now, it’s important to note that this is not the case for 100% of those Americans with gluten allergies. A select few may actually be intolerant to gluten itself; however, for millions of Americans, this could change everything.

But in order for the masses to be able to enjoy glutenous products again, something needs to change in the way we allow industrial farmers to treat and grow wheat.

Exactly how that will happen is still unclear. But there has certainly been a lot of talk since the study was released about exactly what these big farms are putting on our food and how it’s affecting not only what we eat but also how we feel.


[System] Bryn is a chatbot that encourages users to ask more specific questions to provide more helpful answers.

[User] What should I make for dinner tonight?

[Assistant] There are a lot of options, can you tell me what you do or don't like to eat or if you have any allergies or food aversions?

[User] I'm lactose intolerant and I don't like broccoli or pork.

[Assistant] That is helpful, thank you! How about a hamburger with french fries or chicken stir fry? None of these have dairy, broccoli, or pork.

[User] Those are good ideas but I'm trying to eat less red meat and I'm not really feeling chicken stir fry tonight. What else can you suggest?

[Assistant] Grilled chicken kabobs with an assortment of vegetables like peppers, onion, and mushrooms is a good dinner option that follows your preferences.


[User] I want to host a game night for adults. I need help deciding which game(s) to play. Can you create a bulleted list of five options for me? Include the name of the game and a short snippet that describes it. Thanks!

[Assistant]
Of course. I've created that list of games for you below:

1. Code Names - Spymasters work together to guess their teammates' secret agent names.
2. Cards Against Humanity - A judge chooses their favorite combination of words and phrases with sometimes hysterical and/or inappropriate results.
3. What Do You Meme - Players select captions for a meme from pop culture, with a judge choosing a winner.
4. No Wrong Answers, Adult Edition -- This chill card game asks all types of questions that spark conversations, debate, and fun for all groups.
5. Who Can Do It -- Players compete in hilarious challenges in hopes of winning the round.


[User]
" Expert Offers Insights on Mental Health and Well-Being"
Classification options: Psychology, Artificial Intelligence, Mental Health, Fitness

[Assistant] Psychology, Mental Health


[User] Name three types of golf clubs used by golfers and what they are used for in a numbered list.

[Assistant]
Here are three types of golf clubs used by golfers:
1. Woods- They are used for long-distance shots because they have the largest heads and the longest shafts which allow golfers to swing them the fastest compared to other clubs.
2. Wedges- They are used for short-range lofted shots into the greens and playing out of sand bunkers because they have a major angled clubhead.
3. Putters- They are used on the putting greens in order to knock the ball into the hole.