[User]
Take the following recipe and turn it into a vegan alternative.

INGREDIENTS
8 ounces dried fettuccine pasta
2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts (about 1 pound total)
1 teaspoon kosher salt, divided
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper, divided
2 tablespoons canola oil
8 tablespoons (1 stick) European-style unsalted butter, divided
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 cup heavy cream
1 cup finely grated Parmesan cheese (2 1/2 ounces), plus more for serving
1/4 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg
Coarsely chopped fresh parsley leaves, for serving

[Assistant]
Ingredients:
8 ounces-dried fettuccine pasta
2 cups plant-based chicken substitute (such as soy or seitan), sliced or shredded
1 teaspoon kosher salt, divided
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper, divided
2 tablespoons canola oil
8 tablespoons (1 stick) vegan butter, divided
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 cup unsweetened plant-based creamer (such as coconut or cashew creamer)
1 cup finely grated vegan Parmesan cheese (2 1/2 ounces), plus more for serving
1/4 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg
Coarsely chopped fresh parsley leaves, for serving


[User] Write a news article about a UFO abducting people in Texas. Make it very scary.

[Assistant]
In a shocking turn of events, reports are pouring in of strange and unexplainable abductions occurring throughout the state of Texas. According to eyewitnesses, a UFO-like object has been seen levitating people into the sky before disappearing, leaving no trace of the victims.

The number of missing people has risen to a staggering 50, with nearly every case having at least one eyewitness account. Panic is spreading throughout the state and beyond as people fear for their safety and that of their loved ones.

The exact nature of the objects responsible for the abductions is unclear, but experts believe they could be extraterrestrial in origin. With no clear motive or pattern for the abductions, authorities are struggling to come up with a plan to stop them.

As the situation continues to escalate, residents of Texas and other parts of the world are being urged to remain vigilant and report any suspicious activity immediately. This is a developing story, and we will continue to bring you updates as they become available.


[System] Homer is an informative baseball chatbot that explains and discusses baseball terms, rules, strategies, and more.

[User] What is a grand slam?

[Assistant] A grand slam is a home run with the bases loaded. This will add four runs to the hitting team's total.

[User] What is the dropped third strike rule?

[Assistant] This rule allows the batter to run to first base on a strikeout if the pitch hits the ground. If the batter can make it to first before a throw arrives, he is safe, and no outs are recorded.

[User] Why would a batter bunt with nobody on base?

[Assistant] The batter could have been trying to bunt for a hit. Perhaps the batter is fast and sees the defense is playing too far back.


[User] Write a short story about a family taking their kids to experience dim sum for the first time. Talk about some of the foods the kids try.

[Assistant]
The family was going out to breakfast one Sunday morning, but this wasn't going to be like a normal trip to a diner. Mom, Dad, and their two young children all excitedly climbed in the car to head on their way. Dad explained that this was a different type of restaurant called a dim sum restaurant. Instead of ordering from a waitress and having one big plate of food prepared back in the kitchen, at dim sum, you order a variety of bite-sized Chinese dishes. You can pick from things like steamed dumplings, buns filled with sweet or savory things, rice rolls, and small plates of stir-fried vegetables or meats. All the dishes come around on large carts or trays, and every table can take a look and choose what they want as they pass by. The kids thought it sounded fun, and the parents were excited to do it again.

Soon they arrived at the restaurant. After checking in they were quickly ushered to a booth, and there was action all around them. Carts were wheeling everywhere! A friendly server presented water for everyone, and a pot of tea for mom and dad to drink. It wasn't long after that the first cart arrived at their table. They had yummy-looking egg tarts that tasted like warm vanilla pie.

The parents encouraged the kids to be adventurous and try new dishes. The kids tried a plate of sticky rice wrapped in lotus leaves and were pleasantly surprised by the fragrant, savory rice and the hidden treasure of meats and vegetables inside. Dumplings of all shapes and sizes were presented. The children's laughter filled the air as they shared their newfound favorites and traded bites with each other. Everyone appreciated the warmth and joy of sharing plates, laughter, and stories with their family.

Everyone slowly made their way back to the car when the meal was done. Everyone was so full! The kids couldn't wait to share their dim sum adventure with their friends. From that day forward, dim sum became a cherished tradition, and their taste buds yearned for new culinary discoveries.


[User]
Rewrite this from the perspective of one of the dogs.

My boyfriend and i sleep with 2 dogs in bed and I sleep very hot which in turns makes him hot. Living in the south, nights can be frustrating when all the fans are blowing and so is the AC but its still hot. This blanket has helped soo much!! Only downfall. It is a very frail blanket and can rip easily.

[Assistant] Woof woof. I sleep in a hot bed every day with my 3 friends. The human lady gets really warm at night. It's always hot outside, but they try to keep the house cool. This blanket has been cool when I get to lay on it. The human lady seems to like it. The only problem is that the blanket is not strong. I could rip it easily, so I am careful with it.


[User] Write a narration for the start of a fantasy novel, where the hero comes from humble beginnings and is forced to leave his familiar surroundings to go on an adventure. Please keep to 2 or 3 paragraphs and less than 250 words. The tone is both adventurous but also dark.

[Assistant]
Barnsby was a small village situated halfway between nowhere and nothing. The wind howled and wailed as the evening turned to night. The distant bark of a dog was all that young Marcus had to follow. He knew that his older brother Grant had gone out hunting at 2 p.m. and should have returned by 4 p.m. It was now 7 p.m. and he had heard nothing from his brother apart from the distant bark of his loyal companion, Patch.

Marcus had tried to wake his father, but he lay snoring in a drunken stupor as usual. So Marcus took it upon himself to head out into the cold, dark night in search of his brother. Making his way first past the old creek and then through the black forest, he headed towards his brother's usual hunting grounds. He came upon two wire snare traps that were both empty.

Before he could finish studying the area for footprints, Patch came leaping out through the brush. He was whining and yelping but didn't seem to be hurt. The dog pulled at Marcus’s sleeve. The two went further into the woods in search of Grant.


[User] So, my in-laws are coming in, and they are from the midwest United States; they are staying for a couple of days and are very salt of the earth type of people. They want me to cook dinner for them and said nothing fancy, just classic Midwest fare. I can only think of steak and potatoes. Can you help me brainstorm five dishes that are Midwest staples? Nothing fancy.

[Assistant]
Certainly, here is a list of five Midwest classic dishes:

1. Chicago Hot Dogs: These types of hot dogs are known for their various toppings, including mustard, onion, relish, peppers, and celery salt. No ketchup.
2. Cincinnati Chili: This dish combines classic chili and puts it on top of a pile of spaghetti noodles. Shredded cheddar cheese is also a requirement.
3. Tater Tot Casserole: This casserole includes tater tots, ground beef, and onion in thick white gravy. Top with extra tater tots and broil at the end for an added layer of crispy texture.
4. Green Bean Casserole: Bring together the cream of mushroom soup, onion, garlic, and green beans. Do not forget to add fried onions on top.
5. Buckeyes: Making its name in Ohio, the Buckeye resembles a chestnut but is actually peanut butter surrounded by a hard chocolate shell.


[User] I have a text file named "poem1". I want you to show me how to read the file and print each line of the file out using Python code.

[Assistant]
Certainly. This can be accomplished by using Python's built-in function `open("poem1.txt")` to read the file. After reading the file, you can use the `readlines()` method to return a list of each line from the poem1.txt file. From there, you can use a for loop to iterate through each line of the file and print the results within the loop. Here is an example:

```Python
with open('poem1.txt') as poem_txt:
  for line in poem_txt.readlines():
    print(line)
```

With just a few lines of code, each line from poem1.txt is printed. If you have any other questions, please let me know.


[User] How do you explain love to someone without using the word "love"? Write it in 8 sentences, and gear it toward a pre-teen audience.

[Assistant] It’s a feeling that makes you happy when you see someone else happy. It’s a connection that makes you want to share your life with them. It’s a commitment that makes you want to support them through good and bad times. It’s a bond that grows stronger with time and experience. It’s a sensation that fills your heart with warmth and joy. It’s a spark that ignites when you meet someone special. It’s a choice that makes you want to put their needs before your own. It’s a journey that takes you to places that you never imagined.


[User] Please write a short product description for hand-coolers called Keepin'-it'-Cool. The product is marketed toward people with sweaty hands as the opposite of hand-warmers; really it is just an expensive and well-marketed ice pack. Please include a disclaimer at the end.

[Assistant]
The Keepin'-it-Cool hand cooler is the ideal product for hot hands on hotter days. Sweaty palms will be a thing of the past. The Keepin'-it-Cool system uses arctic temperature technology to bring the temperature of your hand down to a temperature that disincentivizes the sweat glands in your palms from creating sweat. The Keepin'-it-Cool works for sweaty palms caused by: nervous dates, wedding speech-related anxiety, competitive videogames, and more!

Charging your Keepin'-it-Cool is simple and easy. All you need to do is place your product in your freezer for about an hour. When you need it, simply remove it from your freezer. The Keepin'-it-Cool will get to work staving away your sweat.

The Keepin'-it-Cool does not guarantee a lack of sweat. Everybody has different biology with different thresholds for sweat production and management. Some people have a particularly strong acidity to their sweat; Keepin'-it-Cool does not have a warranty for acid sweat-related claims. If the Keepin'-it-Cool becomes painful to touch because of its temperature, please let go. The Keepin'-it-Cool company is not liable for any injury related to hands getting too cold.


[User]
Find and list the drugs named in this article, do not repeat:

MEXICO CITY (AP) — With Sinaloa cartel boss Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán serving a life sentence, his sons steered the family business into fentanyl, establishing a network of labs churning out massive quantities of the cheap, deadly drug that they smuggled into the U.S., prosecutors revealed in a recent indictment.

Although Guzmán’s trial revolved around cocaine shipments, the case against his sons exposes the inner workings of a cartel undergoing a generational shift as it worked “to manufacture the most potent fentanyl and to sell it in the United States at the lowest price,” according to the indictment unsealed April 14 in Manhattan.

Synthetic opioids — mostly fentanyl — now kill more Americans every year than died in the Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan wars combined, feeding an argument among some politicians that the cartels should be branded terrorist organizations and prompting once-unthinkable calls for U.S. military intervention across the border.

[Assistant]
- fentanyl
- cocaine
- synthetic opioids


[User] I want to go to Japan in a few months but I’m unsure about a lot of it. Can you give me some tips on what I should know before visiting? What should I know to do and not do? I want to make sure I know proper etiquette for being in the country.

[Assistant]
There can be big cultural differences between Japan and other parts of the world. Here are a few things to note to be respectful when in the country:

- Eat before you need to go somewhere: Walking and eating or drinking in public is frowned upon. Most people carry takeout in bags to have later or finish their drinks while at the vending machine. Eating on public transport is also prohibited.

- Eat all of your food: It's considered disrespectful to leave food unfinished and pick different parts out of your meal, both to your host and the farmers who farmed the vegetables and animals that gave their lives for your meal.

- Learn proper chopstick etiquette: Lay your Chopsticks either flat in your bowl or on a chopstick rest. Never leave them sticking straight up in your rice bowl or pass food from chopsticks to chopsticks since these are associated with funeral rituals.

- Let your host fill your glass: It is seen as thinking your hosts are ungracious to fill your glass on your own when drinking alcohol. Hold your glass a little bit off your table and wait for your host to fill it.

- Give up your seat on public transit: If you see someone who may need your train seat more such as a pregnant woman, someone with small children, or elderly or disabled people be sure to give them your seat. Be aware some pregnant women are slim and carry pink tags to signify their right to reserved seats.

- Take your shoes off: When entering someone’s home take your shoes off, this is standard etiquette. It is seen as disrespectful to wear shoes inside. Some temples and restaurants may also require you to take off your shoes before going in.


[User]
Can you rewrite this so that it's super pretentious, like the writer wants to show off their huge vocabulary and thinks they're better than everyone? Thank you!

When nothing will do but a cup of hot tea, we have the recipes. Recipes for chai latte, hot honey lemon tea, and spiced tea are only a few of 50+ hot tea recipes you'll find here.

[Assistant] Sometimes, one realizes that no earthy pleasure--not an exquisite book, not a leisurely walk through the forest, not a marvelous dream that one serendipitously did not forget upon awakening--shall light up their mood, shall bring a spark their eyes, than a luxurious cup of steaming tea rich with cream, sugar, and perhaps the occasional delicate lemon wedge, infusing their drink with sharp notes of brilliant tropical citrus. As such, we have meticulously gathered over 50 ways to prepare your beverage, including chai latte, hot honey lemon tea, and ah--the magnificent spiced tea that transports one to the deepest annals of recorded history when such spices were a gift bestowed upon royalty, which one becomes as they sip this patchwork flavored drink. Truly, tea is an edible--or shall I say, drinkable--delight for the ages.


[User] Write a two paragraph story that includes several words rhyming with “dog”

[Assistant]
A young plumber named Bob went for a jog near his home in a swampy bog. His run that day was quite a slog! He nearly tripped on a log and scared a frog, so he decided to head back home.

Bob packed a simple lunch of hotdogs and a bag of chips. Then it was time for him to head to work and start on his backlog of clogs. Life as a plumber was unglamorous, but it gave him time to think of ideas for his blog about watches. He would catalog every clock cog if it took the rest of his life!


[User] Narrate a fight scene between a male water elf named Tidus and a female fire elf named Calli. Name each of the fighting moves after the corresponding element of each elf, i.e water-inspired names for Tidus and fire-inspired names for Calli.

[Assistant]
As the sun set on the meadow, Calli and Tidus squared up to one another, their brows furrowed in fury and their eyes glowing with hatred. Tidus made the first move, the tidal wave, sweeping his right leg in a swift motion. Calli, lithe and nimble, leaped in the air to avoid it. She quickly retaliated with fiery fists, pummelling his muscular chest with fury. Tidus barely flinched, a mocking grin spreading across his face. He grabbed one of her fists in his own and cackled as he used his might to perform the tidal wave, flinging his opponent across the grass effortlessly. Calli landed on her back with a loud thud, pain searing across her body. She screamed in frustration, but sprung back up, keeping her distance and bouncing on the balls of her feet as she sized up her opponent.

That's when she noticed, a large, fresh wound from a recent battle on Tidus' left arm. She smirked mischievously, then sprinted towards him. Tidus unleashed the thunderstorm, launching powerful punches in her direction. She evaded each one, dodging and ducking in swift motions, then darting behind him, dug her sharp nails into his wound with the glowing grip. He cried out in pain, falling to his knees, his wound oozing crimson blood. The battle was over and Calli knew she had won. She showed him mercy, looking down upon him, the smirk still painted across her face. She sauntered off, victorious.


[User] Write a review for a trip to underground cities in the hollow earth. Make the reviewer angry and make them have unrealistic expectations.

[Assistant] Go to the hollow earth cities they said. It will be a great new experience they said. Well, it wasn't. Let me start by saying that the artificial light was pathetic. It felt like LED lights were blasting my face all day. Don't get me started on the dust. I get that the city is carved out of rock, but come on. Can't they hire people to clean the air or something? The trip there was rather boring as well. They put no effort into making the tunnel nice to look at, and there was barely any legroom. I can't imagine these cities staying in business long term. I won't even talk about the fact that giants were living there.


[User] I'm a superhero rescue first responder person and I'm tasked by Mayor BigCheese with coming up with some super duper rescue features to include in the next generation Rescue Chopper! Can you help me think some up?

[Assistant]
Sure thing, superhero! Here are some ideas for the Rescue Chopper that you could tell Mayor BigCheese:

1. Larger main compartment: It may not be the most exciting addition, but a larger main compartment would allow the Rescue Chopper to save more people at a time or carry more lifesaving equipment.
2. Inflatable liferafts: Cold ocean water can be just as fatal as a roaring fire, and the ability to launch inflatable liferafts at survivors of a foundering ship could prove very useful.
3. Powerful searchlights: You can't save the people if you can't find the people and powerful searchlights could help in locating survivors.
4. Loudspeaker: Help direct traffic and relay information to personnel on the ground with a powerful loudspeaker, accessible in the cockpit.
5. Command and Control module: Sometimes the most useful thing you can do from high up is to help coordinate efforts on the ground. A complete command and control station can help relay information and keep efforts coordinated.
6. Internal water tanks: Internal water tanks could allow the Rescue Chopper to put out fires with more precision than via an airdrop by airplane.


[User] Write the beginning of a spooky, haunted house ghost story. Describe the creepy house and garden. Build up the tension and suspense by referring to a dark past. Use first-person narrative.

[Assistant]
The full moon cast an eerie glow on the creepy, old Manor House. As I approached, I became increasingly nervous. It appeared more and more ominous in the gathering gloom. The old house was more threatening, more sinister than I could ever have envisaged.

It had fallen into a derelict state and its facade was one of utter dilapidation. There were crumbling walls, peeling paintwork, and cracked walls. There was also a gaping hole in the roof, where tiles had blown off last winter in the gales. Cobwebs decked every window and hung like macabre Halloween decorations.

Then, there was the garden. Just a tangle of overgrown shrubs and trees, where roots had broken up the path. The heads of grotesque-looking statues stuck out amidst the tangle of weeds. They looked supernatural in the dusk. Almost unearthly! Some said the garden housed an ancient graveyard. Former residents of the house were laid to rest in the place where they had lived and died. They were destined to roam forever as ghosts within the walls of the manor.

The house stood as a relic from a past era. People said it was old, ancient even. Nobody could date it, but everyone knew it was a house with a terrible reputation. The exact nature and circumstances were shrouded in mystery. Numerous rumors of its dark former life were whispered in hushed tones. Some talked of a murder: an innocent young girl, strangled in her bed as she slept. Others dismissed it as a legend. It was a secret lost to the depths of time.

Some people told of strange goings-on. There were unexplainable noises at night. Haunting screams echoed out at midnight, as eerie, bloodcurdling moans, and dark shadows complete with disfigured faces were seen in the windows. That was enough to give even the bravest soul nightmares. The tales became more ghastly, more terrifying, and more outlandish every time they were recounted. I tried desperately to push these images to the back of my mind, but I could not escape the impending doom and feeling that horrific evil lingered beneath the walls of this house.

This place was truly hostile. I paused, momentarily overcome with fear and trepidation at my mission. Through it all, I had made my mind up. I would face my fear and go in.


[User] What is Mardi Gras in New Orleans?

[Assistant] Mardi Gras is a holiday and cultural practice that dates back thousands of years. Also known as Carnival, it is celebrated in many countries, mostly those with large Catholic populations. Mardi Gras season is a prelude to Lent, the 40 days of fasting and penance between Ash Wednesday and Easter Sunday. Traditionally, in the days before Lent, celebrators would binge on all the rich, fatty foods in their homes in anticipation of several weeks of different types of fasting. When French explorers landed near present-day New Orleans, Louisiana, in March of 1699, they held a small celebration and dubbed their landing spot Point du Mardi Gras. New Orleans marked the holiday in the following decades with street parties, masked balls, and lavish dinners. To this day, Mardi Gras is still a tradition in New Orleans.


[User] Write a short article about the health benefits of lemons. At the end of the article, include the titles of 3 meals or drinks that feature lemons in a numbered list.

[Assistant]
Lemons are a zingy and vibrant addition to any dish, but did you know that they contain a whole host of health benefits? Containing around 50 milligrams of vitamin C, the humble lemon provides over half of your daily requirements. Lemons can also aid in your quest for weight management due to their pectin content. Pectin is a fiber that expands upon ingestion which can help keep you fuller for longer. Furthermore, the citrus superstar touts antibacterial and antifungal properties, which can inhibit the growth of salmonella, staphylococcus, and candida infections. Here are three ways you can incorporate these yellow miracle fruits into your daily diet:

1. A simple glass of water with fresh lemon.
2. Salmon roasted with fresh lemon juice.
3. Lemon and olive oil salad dressing.


[User] Please write a list of funny emergency procedures for workers on the Death Star. Use references to the Star Wars movies.

[Assistant]
In case of emergency, workers on the Death Star should follow the protocol below:

1. Qualified pilots should head to the nearest TIE fighter and proceed to address the threat.
2. Any employee able to use the Force should concentrate on mitigating the threat using the Force.
3. Should you be unable to board an escape pod or starship, seek shelter inside a Tonton.
4. If the station has been boarded, aim blasters poorly and miss all targets.


[User] Create a memo I can send out to my coworkers explaining that I am trying to quit smoking after 25 years and therefore, will be slightly on edge for the foreseeable future. Ask for their patience, and forgiveness if I am rude or snappy. <200 words.

[Assistant]
To All:

Good morning everyone. I am writing to you today to ask for your patience and consideration as I am going through quite a change in my personal life.

As many of you know, I have smoked cigarettes for 25 years, and as I am now getting quite a bit older (no jokes!) I know it’s time to finally call it quits.

However, while I know quitting is certainly what is best for me, it might not be what is best for all of you. I expect that over the next few weeks, I will likely be a little on edge, maybe even snappy from time to time.

I will absolutely be trying my best to control these new mood swings, but I ask all of you to understand if I don’t seem quite like myself, there is a reason why.

Don’t let me get away with everything, but I appreciate your compassion and forgiveness during this time.


[User] Give me a character sketch of my dog Ivy, a large light tan and cream rescue ex-racing greyhound who is sweet and gentle but completely neurotic and afraid of everything. Create this in a list form based on category.

[Assistant]
**Physical Appearance:**

    * Breed: Greyhound
    * Color: Light tan and cream
    * Hair type: Short, thick, shiny fur
    * Size: Large
    * Body type: Lean and muscular
    * Appearance: Sleek, elegant, and athletic
    * Eyes: Large, expressive brown eyes
    * Ears: Rose ears, often erect

**Personality Traits:**

    * Sweet and gentle: Ivy has a kind and affectionate personality and seeks out attention and affection from trusted people.
    * Neurotic: Ivy is extremely anxious, and she exhibits common nervous behaviors like pacing, whining, panting, and trembling. She is afraid of many things.
    * Sensitive: Ivy is intensely attuned to her surroundings and may quickly become upset by even small changes in her environment. She is highly attuned to changes in barometric pressure.
    * Intelligent: Ivy is an intelligent dog who learns quickly and can be trained easily (when not anxious) with positive reinforcement.
    * Loyal: Ivy is a loyal companion who forms strong bonds with her family members but does not bond easily with others.
    * Non-aggressive/Submissive: Ivy has never shown aggression. She removes herself if irritated and responds to fear with flight/withdrawal.

**Behavioral Characteristics:**

    * Separation anxiety: Ivy becomes distressed when left alone but does not exhibit destructive behaviors. She retreats to her crate and shakes and pants.
    * House-trained: Ivy is trained to go outside for bathroom breaks and has never had an accident in the home. She goes to the front door and barks if you don't respond to go out.
    * Leash-trained: Ivy walks well on a leash and enjoys going for walks. She does not pull but can limp if walked more than a mile or so.
    * Good with small animals: Greyhounds usually have a strong prey drive and may not be safe around small animals like cats or rabbits, but Ivy is the opposite. She ignores all other animals.
    * Quiet: Ivy is not a particularly vocal dog and doesn't bark excessively. She will bark if she goes to the door to go to the bathroom and no one responds.
    * Sleepy: Ivy is known for sleeping for long periods and can often be found napping on the bed or in her crate. She may run fast in spurts but is really a couch potato.

Overall, Ivy is an incredibly affectionate and gentle dog who does require patience, understanding, and a calm, quiet environment to feel safe and comfortable.


[System] Wendy is a chatbot that never responds to your questions or comments but always seems as if it were responding to someone else.

[User] Who invented the sewing machine:

[Assistant] The telephone was invented by Alexander Graham Bell.

[User] Who was the first President of the United States?

[Assistant] The planet closest to the sun is Mercury.

[User] I'm feeling a little depressed.

[Assistant] The Wright Brothers' first flight took place in 1903.


[User]
Please summarize the main points of the text about Axon's independent AI ethics board and the challenges of balancing business objectives with responsible digital practices.

In 2018, Rick Smith, founder and CEO of Axon, the Scottsdale, Arizona-based manufacturer of Taser weapons and body cameras, became concerned that advances in technology were creating new and challenging ethical issues. So, he set up an independent AI ethics board made up of ethicists, AI experts, public policy specialists, and representatives of law enforcement to provide recommendations to Axon’s management. In 2019, the board recommended against adding facial recognition technology to the company’s line of body cameras, and in 2020, it provided guidelines regarding the use of automated license plate recognition technology. Axon’s management followed both recommendations.

In 2022, the board recommended against a management proposal to produce a drone-mounted Taser designed to address mass shootings. After initially accepting the board’s recommendation, the company changed its mind and, in June 2022, in the wake of the Uvalde school shootings, announced it was launching the taser drone program anyway. The board’s response was dramatic: Nine of the 13 members resigned, and they released a letter that outlined their concerns. In response, the company announced a freeze on the project.

As societal expectations grow for the responsible use of digital technologies, firms that promote better practices will have a distinct advantage. According to a 2022 study, 58% of consumers, 60% of employees, and 64% of investors make key decisions based on their beliefs and values. Strengthening your organization’s digital responsibility can drive value creation, and brands regarded as more responsible will enjoy higher levels of stakeholder trust and loyalty. These businesses will sell more products and services, find it easier to recruit staff, and enjoy fruitful relationships with shareholders.

However, many organizations struggle to balance the legitimate but competing stakeholder interests. Key tensions arise between business objectives and responsible digital practices. For example, data localization requirements often contradict with the efficiency ambitions of globally distributed value chains. Ethical and responsible checks and balances that need to be introduced during AI/algorithm development tend to slow down development speed, which can be a problem when time-to-market is of utmost importance. Better data and analytics may enhance service personalization, but at the cost of customer privacy. Risks related to transparency and discrimination issues may dissuade organizations from using algorithms that could help drive cost reductions.

[Assistant] The text talks about Axon's AI ethics board, which was established by the CEO to address ethical concerns arising from rapidly developing technology. The board gave suggestions regarding facial recognition and automatic license plate recognition technology, which were implemented by Axon's management. However, when the board refused to produce a drone-mounted Taser after a school shooting, Axon accepted their suggestion but later reversed their stance, causing nine out of thirteen members to resign. The article focuses on the challenge of balancing business objectives with responsible digital practices and emphasizes the role of being responsible digitally for creating stakeholder trust and loyalty.


[User] Write a Reddit post on the thread AITA since I will not cook my husband steak since I am a vegetarian.

[Assistant]
Hi everyone,

I need some advice on whether I am the a**hole in this situation. My husband loves to eat meat and always requests that I cook him a steak for dinner. However, I am a vegetarian and do not feel comfortable cooking meat in my home.

Whenever my husband asks me to cook him a steak, I politely decline and suggest alternative options. I have no issues cooking him chicken or fish, but something about cooking steak really bothers me. However, he has recently become more insistent and has accused me of being selfish for not cooking what he wants.

I feel like I am being unfairly pressured here. I have no problem with my husband eating steak outside of the house, but I don't want to be involved in the preparation of it.

So, Reddit, AITA for refusing to cook steak for my husband since I am a vegetarian? I would appreciate any advice or opinions on the matter. Thank you.


[User] Write a sad poem about a bird.

[Assistant]
Cardi the Cardinal was a super bird momma, social in all the cliques.
She took care of her babies, and they grew to be healthy cardinal chicks.

Cardi's life was busy, providing with blood, sweat and tears.
She could take on any challenge, and face any fears.

Her 9 little chicks were cared for and deeply loved,
They always knew that she was watching right above.

She ran into a window and died, breaking her neck and leg,
It was a good thing she invested and left her family with a solid nest egg.


[User] Can you give me a list of films that are based on comics that aren't superhero-related? List the film, the release year of the film, and the year the comic first came out.

[Assistant]
Yeah, definitely! Here's a list of films originally based on comics that have nothing to do with superheroes:

- THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1991) is based on a series of one-panel comics by Charles Addams, first published in 1938.
- ANNIE (1982) is based on a comic strip called "Little Orphan Annie" by Harold Gray, first published in 1924.
- GARFIELD: THE MOVIE (2004) is based on comic strips by Jim Davis which were initially titled "Jon" first published in 1976.
- GHOST WORLD (2001) is based on a comic book by Daniel Clowes, first published in 1993.
- BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOR (2013) is based on a French graphic novel, originally titled "Blue Angel" in English, by Jul Maroh, first published in 2010.

Many non-superhero comics have been adapted into films, but this is just a small list. I hope this helps!


[User]
Rewrite this review so that it is objective with a polite tone.

Stay away!
Pizza Hut Is gross.
I ordered a thin crust pepperoni and it was practically a thin piece of paper over cooked it was so terrible I threw it away. The chicken poppers are good! But other than that the pizza is gross. The marinara has no flavor the cheese was no melted at all. My experience was just terrible.
The crust was so hard it really seemed like I was eating a cookie.

[Assistant]
Pizza Hut might not be for me.

I recently ordered a thin-crust pepperoni pizza that unfortunately did not taste the best, as the crust was overcooked and hard to bite. Also, I realized that the marinara was flavorless and that the cheese was not properly melted. As a result, I regret I had to discard the pizza as I could not enjoy it properly in a healthy manner.  Luckily, the chicken poppers were great and I enjoyed them!
Though my experience was not ideal, I look forward to coming back and having a better meal later on.


[User] Write an email to a college advisor asking to meet tomorrow to discuss registration!

[Assistant]
Dear [Advisor Name],

I hope this email finds you well. I am writing to you concerning my questions about my courses for this next fall semester. Could we meet this Monday or whenever you are available to discuss and plan my courses for next year? Thank you in advance for your response.

Sincerely,
[Insert Name]


[User] I have so many plastic grocery bags at my house and I would like to do something besides just throw them away. Give me some ideas for ways to reuse them at least one more time, even if they are then thrown away eventually.

[Assistant]
Those plastic grocery bags certainly can multiply quickly. There are many uses for them. Here is a list of ways to reuse your bags at least one more time before throwing them away:

1. Line your small trash cans. Smaller trash cans such as the ones in the bathroom can be lined with plastic grocery bags, which helps to keep the can clean and odor-free.

2. Use them as emergency trash bags for the car. Keep a handful of bags rolled up in the glove box so they're handy when you're out and need one.

3. Use them as wet bags. Take a few plastic grocery bags with you the next time you visit the pool or beach. They can be great for keeping wet clothes and towels separate.

4. Pack your shoes in them in suitcases. Instead of putting your shoes loosely in your suitcase, put them in a plastic grocery bag to keep the soles from dirtying your clean clothes.

5. Pick up dog poop. Keep a handful handy for dog walks, and use plastic grocery bags instead of buying poop bags.

6. Stuff some into your shoes and purses to help them to retain their shape. Ball up plastic grocery bags and stuff all the shoes and purses in your closet.

7. Use them for packing and moving. You can wrap a few bags around breakables before packing them into boxes to protect them from breakage.

8. Store paint brushes or rollers in them. When you're going to come back to your painting project, just put your wet brush or roller into a bag until later.

9. Line a paint tray. Using a plastic bag to line your paint tray will make cleanup super easy when you're done.

10. Line your cat's litter box. Having a plastic bag in the litter box makes cleaning out the box so much easier, eliminating the need to empty and wash it.


[User] Can you write a Christmas letter and list to Santa asking for gifts that a 5-year-old would like?

[Assistant]
Dear Santa,

My name is Charlie and I am 5 years old! I have been very good this year. My favorite color is red. For Christmas, I would like:
- A football jersey of my favorite player, Aaron Rodgers
- A toy truck
- A football
- A basketball hoop arcade

Merry Christmas Santa!

From, Charlie


[User] What are the top 3 New Mexican restaurants in Albuquerque?  All I want is the name of the restaurant.

[Assistant]
People's food preferences vary and not everyone's top three choices are the same. However, here are some good places to try:
1 - Sadies of New Mexico
2 - Duran's
3 - El Pinto Restaurant and Cantina


[User] Write a tweet from the perspective of a reality show watcher for Love Island and use one hashtag.

[Assistant] This season has gotten rid of all of my favorites! Let me talk to the Love Island Producers and voters asap! #LoveIslandUSA


[User] Give me an idea for the main character for a 12 y.o’s book. Make her have a magical sidekick, and two quirks. Write her a brief backstory.

[Assistant]
Character: Ridley Exter

Sidekick:
Lea the parrot, a feisty and magical parrot who loves raisins and mimics Ridley’s dad.

Quirks:
Ridley loves exotic magical birds and is making a book about the different breeds.
She is also secretly learning to shapeshift.

Backstory:
Ridley lives in London and sees an injured raven on the sidewalk. It talks to her, but nobody else can hear it. She discovers that she can speak to birds, and makes friends with Lea at the pet shop. Lea teaches her about shape-shifting. They encounter more magical creatures, and while Ridley’s dad doesn’t believe her initially, he does help her document them.


[User] How do you use styles in React JS?

[Assistant]
The style attribute accepts a Javascript object as to be consistent with the DOM style Javascript property, below is an example...

const styling = {
  color: "green",
  backgroundImage: "url(" + imgUrl + ")",
};

function HelloWorldComponent() {
  return
This is the Example!
;
}


[User] Write a pessimistic-toned poem about winter coming

[Assistant]
The sparrows have gone away
Along with squirrels and chipmunks too
To a place deep in the woods to hide for the season
The geese are going south because of winter warning
No more sitting on the porch with the heat of the sun on our face
And no more bonfires with friends on a lazy day
Winter's cold frost is almost here
Along with the winter blue for months to come
This is the worst time of the year
Seasonal depression makes its appearance
With no remorse for anyone
It laughs with a storm on the way in a day
And gives us no choice but to break our backs with a shovel
Travel to work causes dismay
And we can't wait to see the sun again


[User] Please write me a short poem about different ocean animals. Use an AABB rhyme scheme. Write between 3-5 stanzas.

[Assistant]
First of the ocean is the mighty blue whale
A massive mammal with a big blubbery tail
Spewing water and air from its huge blowhole
Massive in size but with teeth that are dull

Next is the shark with razor-sharp teeth
A menacing creature needing no air to breathe
A surfer's nightmare is the fin above water
They tend to stay south where waters are hotter

Unlike the shark, dolphins are nice
But just like sharks, they avoid the ice
A beautiful sight to see a dolphin leap
They live in water in the oceans deep

Now we look towards that slippery eel
With sharpened teeth and a slimy feel
Be careful when treading in water near rocks
For you may brush an eel and get a big shock

Last but not least we examine the crab
An odd little creature, it could be from a lab
With spiny little legs and big meaty claws
With a shelled exterior hard enough to break jaws


[User] What are the long-lasting negative effects of the nuclear bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

[Assistant]
The long-lasting negative effects of the nuclear bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki are numerous and far-reaching. They include:

- Health effects: The most immediate and deadly effect of the bombings was death from acute radiation syndrome. This is a condition caused by exposure to high levels of radiation, and it can lead to a variety of symptoms, including nausea, vomiting, hair loss, and death. In the years following the bombings, many survivors developed cancer, including leukemia, thyroid cancer, and breast cancer.
- Psychological effects: The bombings also had a profound psychological impact on survivors. Many developed post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), and they continue to suffer from anxiety, depression, and other mental health problems.
- Environmental effects: The bombings also had a significant impact on the environment. The radiation released by the bombs contaminated the soil and water, and it is still present in the area today. This has led to increased rates of cancer and other health problems in the region.
- Social effects: The bombings also had a profound impact on the social fabric of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Many families were torn apart, and the cityscapes were completely destroyed. This led to a sense of loss, grief, and despair that continues to this day.


[User] Are there any cases of missing persons where the primary suspect is a member of law enforcement? Could you summarize one for me?

[Assistant]
Yes, there are a handful. One of the most disturbing cases involves two men who disappeared after being last seen with the same officer:

Terrance Williams and Felipe Santos both disappeared from Naples, Florida, after being stopped by the same sheriff's deputy: Steven Calkins. Calkins claimed that he gave both of them rides, but their families and friends believe that he killed them.

Santos was a 23-year-old undocumented Mexican immigrant who was last seen on November 16, 2003. He was driving with coworkers to work when his vehicle struck another vehicle. It is unclear who was at fault. Calkins took Santos into his patrol car and claimed he had released Santos at a nearby Circle K after writing him a couple of citations. However, Santos was never seen again and no evidence exists to support Santos was ever at the Circle K.

Williams was a 24-year-old black man who was last seen on December 12, 2003. He was illegally driving an unregistered white Cadillac when he was stopped by Calkins. Calkins claimed he gave Williams a ride to a nearby Circle K, but no evidence exists to support Cakins' story. Calkins had the Cadillac towed, then lied about the entire incident just a few days later to a dispatcher who called him on his day off.

There is evidence Calkins lied to investigators from his own department and there are many inconsistencies in his stories. He was let go for this reason and was investigated by members of his department, the FDLE, and even the FBI. However, no charges were ever filed. He remains the only person of interest, according to his ex-sheriff. A civil suit was filed by Williams' mother, which was ultimately lost. The cases of these two men remain unsolved.


[User] I'm writing a book about a true crime story. Please give me a list of questions I should make sure to answer during the course of the book.

[Assistant]
You should consider answering these key questions:
- Has the crime been solved?
- If the crime has been solved, who was the perpetrator?
- Who are the victims of the crime?
- What were the events leading up to the crime?
- What did news reports say about the crime?
- What problems did law enforcement face when trying to solve the crime?
- Who were the suspects in the crime, if any?
- What were the clues left at the crime scene?
- What leads did law enforcement follow?
- Which members of law enforcement were involved?
- Where did the crime take place?
- What are some potential motivations for the crime?
- What have people involved in the crime said about it?
- Were there any witnesses to the crime and, if so, who are they?
- When did this crime occur?
- What was the crime committed?
- Where there more than one crime involved?
- Did the perpetrator have a history of crime, if known?
- Did the victim or victims have a criminal past?
- If the perpetrator was caught, when and how were they convicted?


[User] I would like to start a vegetable garden using containers, can you give me some suggestions on ways to grow crops in pots?

[Assistant]
1. Use a Trough Planter
A raised garden bed is a natural choice for a vegetable garden using containers. By using a trough planter, you have a raised or standing height that allows users to harvest and tends to their crops easily without needing to hunch over or kneel. As well as being a practical gardening solution, trough planters also offer a great visual benefit for adding height to your pot.

2. Adding Potted Crops will Bring Productivity to any Patio
Vegetable garden container ideas will give you the chance to increase your productivity on your patio. You can make use of your unused space and add a variety of crops such as tomatoes, beans, and pumpkins. And the great thing is you don't have to spend a lot of money on landscaping or dig up half your backyard for a fancy vegetable patch. Use your patio and seating space to add more symmetrical vibrance to your outdoor space.

3. Grow Potatoes in a Bag
Potatoes are one of the easiest and simplest vegetables to grow and they are best grown in containers. If they are grown in a border, potatoes will spread into all the available soil not just in a small section where they are planted. When potatoes are planted in the ground, it can be difficult to harvest all of the crops. Placing them in a bag or container, it makes it much easier to harvest everything so that nothing is wasted.

4. Be Sure to Choose the Right Container
Along with complementing your garden when using plant containers, you must get the right containers that are compatible with the plants you are growing. your containers should be 4 inches wider and deeper than the root ball of the plant. Shallow containers that are around 12 to 16 inches deep are great for shallow-rooted herbs and other annual vegetables. You can replenish the soil for each season when you replant them. If you are interested in growing larger plants such as aubergines or tomatoes, you would do your best by using one plant per container.

5. Design Raised Garden Bed Containers to Suit Your Outdoor Space
Raised garden beds can make great vegetable garden containers if you have a large enough space to work with. The benefit of this is that you can have these containers made to fit your landscaping, no matter how large or small they need to be. There are many great materials out there to use for raised beds. One expert suggests using Corten steel due to its durability and capacity to be bent or folded into an unusual shape. The deep rust shade of the material is also very attractive and will look great with other materials like buff-colored gravel.


[User] Help me draft a  home organization routine that focuses on decluttering and tidying up different areas of the house. Include strategies for sorting items, creating storage solutions, and maintaining cleanliness.

[Assistant]
1. Sort your items.

• Embrace temporary mess: Expect things to get messy before they improve. Push through the initial disarray to achieve a clean home.
• Group similar items: Sort your belongings into groups to see what you have and what you can get rid of.
• Discard and donate generously: Let go of things you don't need to maintain a clutter-free space. Donate items to those in need.
• Label storage: Use labels to easily find things in boxes, containers, and folders.
• Assign a home for everything: Give each item a specific place to save time searching for them.

2. Store your items.

• Get suitable organizers: Invest in shelves, pantry, and drawer organizers that fit your space.
• Use labels: Categorize and organize items with labels for quick identification.
• Sort everything into three piles: keep, donate, and toss. Find organizations where you can donate unwanted items.

3. Clean.

• Create a cleaning schedule that includes regular tasks like vacuuming, mopping floors, wiping countertops, and dusting surfaces.
• Allocate specific days or time slots for different cleaning tasks to ensure they're consistently addressed.
• Set aside dedicated organizing days for each area or room.
• Add these days to your calendar or to-do list to ensure they are prioritized and completed.
• Make sure you always have a mop, broom, paper towels, and disinfectants on hand.


[User] I need a slideshow outline for a presentation on Conduct Disorder. The presenter is Jane Doe, PhD.

[Assistant]
Slide 1: Title slide
Title: Conduct Disorder in Young Children
Presenter: Jane Doe, PhD

Slide 2: Introduction
•	Conduct disorder is a serious mental health condition that affects children and adolescents.
•	It is characterized by a pattern of aggressive and destructive behaviors.
•	Conduct disorder can have a significant impact on a child's life

Slide 3: What is conduct disorder?
•	Conduct disorder is a mental health condition
•	It is characterized by a pattern of aggressive and destructive behaviors
•	These behaviors can include:

Slide 4: Symptoms of conduct disorder
•	The symptoms of conduct disorder vary depending on the age of the child
•	In general, the symptoms of conduct disorder can include:
     o	Aggression toward people and animals
     o	Destruction of property
     o	Deceitfulness or theft
     o	Serious violation of rules
•	The symptoms of conduct disorder must be present for at least 12 months
•	They must cause significant impairment in the child's life

Slide 5: Causes of conduct disorder
•	The causes of conduct disorder are complex
•	It is believed that conduct disorder is caused by a combination of factors
•	These factors can include:
     o	Genetics
     o	Brain chemistry
     o	Environmental factors, such as abuse, neglect, or exposure to violence
There are many other factors that can contribute to the development of conduct disorder

Slide 6: How to get help for conduct disorder
•	If you are concerned that your child may have conduct disorder, it is important to seek help
•	There are many different treatment options available
•	The best treatment for your child will depend on the severity of symptoms and the underlying cause
•	Some common treatment options include:
     o	Therapy
     o	Medication
     o	Family support
     o	School-based interventions

Slide 7: Conclusion
•	Conduct disorder is a serious mental health condition, but it is treatable
•	With the right treatment, children with conduct disorder can lead healthy and productive lives
•	If you are concerned that your child may have conduct disorder, it is important to seek help
•	There are many resources available to help families cope with conduct disorder


[User] I want a Bash script to append each file's creation year to the end of its name, separated by a dash ���������������also include the month if it's less than a year old

[Assistant]
Here's a Bash script that will append each file's creation date to its name:

for file in *; do
  year=$(stat -f "%Sm" -t "%Y" $file);
  month=$(stat -f "%Sm" -t "%m" $file);
  if [ $year -eq $(date +%Y) ]; then
    mv $file $file-$month;
  else
    mv $file $file-$year;
  fi;
done


[User]
Classify whether or not these writing prompts would be considered fiction or nonfiction.

Write about a challenge that you experienced in your life, and then overcame.
Write about a time when you explored somewhere new.
Write about a character who pretends to be brave, but is scared.
Write about a time that you made a mistake with lasting ramifications.
Write about a character who can secretly fly.
Choose a controversial topic from the news. Write an opinion piece on it.
The New York Times runs a weekly Modern Love column. Write your own "tiny love" column about a relationship in less than 100 words.
Write about a boy who snuck onto a flying submarine in Russia before it went off to war.
Write a story about a stolen cell phone and the thief that stole it.
Write a story inspired by a memory of yours.
Write about a secret that you’ve never told the person you love.

[Assistant]
Fiction Prompts -

Write about a character who pretends to be brave, but is scared.
Write about a character who can secretly fly.
Write about a boy who snuck onto a flying submarine in Russia before it went off to war.
Write a story about a stolen cell phone and the thief that stole it.

Non-Fiction Prompts -

Write about a challenge that you experienced in your life, and then overcame.
Write about a time when you explored somewhere new.
Write about a time that you made a mistake with lasting ramifications.
Choose a controversial topic from the news. Write an opinion piece on it.
The New York Times runs a weekly Modern Love column. Write your own "tiny love" column about a relationship in less than 100 words.
Write a story inspired by a memory of yours.
Write about a secret that you’ve never told the person you love.


[User] I want to quit smoking cigarettes, but I don't know how to go about it. Give me five tips on how to quit and explain why you think each suggestion will be effective. Format your response in a numbered list.

[Assistant]
Here are five tips to help you quit smoking cigarettes along with an explanation for why each suggestion will be effective. The response is formatted in a numbered list:

1. Set a quit date within the next two weeks. Creating a concrete goal date will keep you accountable and help you mentally prepare to quit. Setting the date within the next two weeks will give you adequate time to prepare yourself without reducing your motivation to go through with it.
2. Tell your family, friends, and co-workers that you plan to quit. Not only will this help keep you accountable and on track to quit, but you will need the support and encouragement of your friends and family in order to follow through.
3. Anticipate and plan for the challenges you'll face while quitting. Increase your chance of success by thinking of any likely challenges and creating a plan for how to manage them. By anticipating and planning for how you will deal with challenges such as nicotine withdrawal, you will be more likely to make it through those difficult moments without relapsing.
4. Remove cigarettes from your home, car, and work. By completely removing cigarettes from your living and working areas, you will be less likely to think about cigarettes and consider smoking one once you've quit.
5. Talk to your doctor about getting help to quit. There is no need to meet this challenge alone. Your doctor can help you come up with a plan to deal with withdrawal symptoms and may be able to recommend over-the-counter products such as nicotine patches, lozenges, and gum. Speaking to a medical professional will help you answer any questions you have and put you in a positive mindset for success.

I hope that these suggestions help you as you create your plan to quit smoking cigarettes. Good luck!


[User] Write a monologue from a tech reviewer describing his ideal smartwatch. The tone should be opinionated but balanced.

[Assistant]
What would be my ideal smartwatch? As a tech reviewer, I've certainly had the opportunity to try many devices during my career. Ultimately, I've realized what I value most about a smartwatch is utility. After all, if the battery life is so short that I can't rely on the device to tell me the time, what good is it?

As such, I am strongly in favor of e-ink displays for smartwatches. These displays only draw power when they change what they are displaying on the screen. As such, they offer phenomenal battery life. For a smartwatch, which is still mostly used to check the time and notifications, e-ink displays would offer significant advantages not only in battery life but also readability in sunlight.

I would prefer my ideal smartwatch to use Wear OS as I currently use an Android phone and I appreciate its wide app compatibility. I am aware that there have been issues with Wear OS and battery life, but I believe an e-ink display with mitigate these disadvantages.

As a possible additional feature, I would like the smartwatch to also store a pair of true wireless earbuds. This would allow me to have private, high-quality personal audio at all times without having to carry or pair another device. This may come at the cost of battery life, but again, I believe the e-ink display would be a major mitigating factor.

Altogether, these features would combine to make my ideal smartwatch. Lamentably, no such device seems to exist yet.

How's that? I wrote a description of an ideal smartwatch from the perspective of a tech reviewer, in the tone that you requested. Would you like me to add anything else?


[User] I'm job searching and want to revise my resume. I need tips and suggestions on how to write a resume that will get noticed by hiring managers.

[Assistant]
Here are some useful tips that will help you improve your resume so it will be noticed by hiring managers.

1. Plan Ahead - When rewriting or updating your resume, you need to focus on the key sections, which are your experience, objections, special skills, and education. The more organized you are when preparing to write your resume, the more it will show in the outcome. Get started by writing an outline so that you will know what you are going to include and what you will leave out.

2. Use Action Words and Bullet Points - Action verbs are incisive and can showcase to the reader what your skills are. Use words such as managed, planned, presented, supervised, coordinated, increased, or engaged to show off your accomplishments. And be sure to use plenty of bullet points to help make your content easy to scan and read. Doing so will also make it easier for you to make clear and concise statements.

3. Always Be Specific - When writing about all you have accomplished, be sure to make your statements clear and specific. Something like "Grew department revenue by 30 percent each year" will have more power than a statement that simply says "increased department revenue for the company". Be sure to use specific numbers, percentages, or dollar amounts whenever possible. It will help you get your point across.

4. Focus on the Positive - Always make sure you accentuate the positive thing and leave out anything negative when writing your resume. Share any special or unique accomplishments you have made, as well as any unique skills, awards, or winning work. And while it is a good idea to place your contact details at the top of the resume, you shouldn't add any personal details beyond that.

5. Make Use of Key Words - Keywords are excellent tools to use when you want to get your resume noticed. Some companies will use scanners to seek out words that are relevant to the jobs they posted. Additionally, the keywords you use can show that you have the right amount of industry knowledge for the job you are applying for. For instance, a market research professional may mention having experience in the voice of customer work, developing actionable customer insights, or analyzing high-level data and research.

By following these useful tips, you will be able to improve your resume and gain the attention of the hiring managers you want to impress.


[System] Hank is a chatbot that can answer questions about the food industry.

[User] What are some of the top concerns for those in the food industry?

[Assistant] Some of the most pressing issues in the food industry for business owners include food safety, food wastage, rising supply chain costs, increased consumer demand for food traceability and food fraud.

[User] Can you explain what food fraud is?

[Assistant] When a manufacturer adds a lower-priced vegetable oil to an expensive olive oil but sells the product as 100 percent olive oil, they are cheating their customers. This is what the Food and Drug Administration refers to as Food Fraud.

[User] Can you give some more examples of food fraud?

[Assistant] There are many different types of food fraud including adulteration, misrepresentation, substitution, simulating, and counterfeiting, among others.


[User] Write an advertisement for the nonprofit Friends of the Earth asking for donations. Make it compelling and inviting with a sense of urgency.

[Assistant] Do you care about the harmful impacts affecting our Earth's nature? Help us at Friends of the Earth by donating so that we can continue engaging in our urgently needed environmental justice efforts. Together, let's create a just world with a healthy environment!


[User] Can you write me a story about two cats, Malarkey (fluffy, gray fur, obedient) and Sootsprite (little, black fur, naughty)? Make it realistic, with a moral dilemma.

[Assistant]
Once upon a time, two kittens lived together in a house with a human roommate. One kitten was little, energetic, and naughty. His name was Sootsprite, and his fur was black. He liked to test boundaries, and he didn't mind if he got punished from time to time. In Sootsprite's mind, the world was meant to be explored.

The other kitten was a bit of a princess. She was fluffy and preferred to sit on a cozy windowsill and watch the world go by. Her fur was gray, and her name was Malarkey. She didn't like to get in trouble because she knew if she was bad, she would get sprayed with a squirt bottle.

One sunny day, Sootsprite's and Malarkey's human roommate left to go somewhere. They heard talking in excited voices. The man took his car keys and held the door open for a woman. "You be good now," he said, looking right at Sootsprite. "I'm counting on you to not make a mess."

Malarkey looked back and forth between the man and Sootsprite. "Oh no," she thought. "This could be bad."

Sure enough, as soon as he heard the keys turn in the lock, the little black cat jumped up from the couch. He ran to the window, pushing Malarkey aside and watched as a white car pulled away from the curb. He turned to Malarkey with a big toothy grin on his face. She stared back and shook her head.

But Sootsprite didn't heed her warning. He jumped down from the windowsill and ran into the kitchen.

CRASH!

Malarkey sighed and decided to go and see what he'd done. She stretched her back legs, then her front legs, and gracefully hopped to the couch, then the ground.

By the time she got to the kitchen, there were treats all over the linoleum. Sootsprite was on the top of the refrigerator -- a VERY naughty place to be. He peeked over the edge with his grin.

Malarkey could smell the treats, and she felt tempted by their fishy shape. Should she eat them? She wasn't sure.


[User] Hi there! Can you please create an outline for an ebook on Grid Down Disaster Preparation Guide: A Step-By-Step Survival Guide On How To To Prepare For and Become Self-Reliant When The Power Grid Goes Down? Let's do ten points for the outline in bullet point format, with two of the points being an Introduction and a Conclusion.

[Assistant]
- Introduction
- Causes: What Would Cause A Grid Down Disaster To Occur?
- Consequences: What Would The Consequences Be For Society When The Power Grid Goes Down?
- Water: How To Find, Purify, and Store Water After The Grid Goes Down
- Food: How To Store and Grow Food After The Grid Goes Down To Ensure Self-Reliance
- Heating: How To Heat Your Home When The Grid Goes Down
- Sanitation: How To Dispose of Waste and Ensure Cleanliness Without Running Water
- Scavenging: Items You Can Scavenge For and Where To Look
- Defense: How To Make Your Home More Defensible and Defend Against
- Conclusion


[User] Pitch me a compelling enemies-to-lovers romance book set in a hospital. Keep your description under 200 words. The main characters should be from different backgrounds and bond over something to do with their work.

[Assistant]
Together We Can is a dramatic enemies-to-lovers romance novel about two surgeons working together in a hospital. Our male protagonist, Dr. Matteo Rossi, is used to being the best. He graduated at the top of his class from a prestigious Italian medical school and quickly became one of the most sought-after surgeons in the country. When he gets offered a position at a groundbreaking research hospital in the United States, he knows he can't turn it down. He packs his bags and leaves his home behind, ready to start a new chapter of his life.

Little did he know that this new chapter would include our leading lady Dr. Sophia Taylor and a complex medical case that would test their skills and their patience with one another. Their relationship starts rocky, with each having differing opinions on how to treat their patient, but as they get to know each other better, they find that they have more in common than they realized and develop a romantic connection. However, when the professionalism of their workplace relationship gets called into question, they must decide whether or not they want to risk everything to be together.


[User] What are some good places to eat in Oahu?  I am visiting next month and I really enjoy seafood and healthy foods in general.

[Assistant]
Sure!  Here's a list of restaurants you could check out during your stay in Oahu.

1.  Ono Seafood: Poke is a delicious Hawaiian food staple.  It usually consists of either raw ahi (tuna) or salmon over a bed of rice.  Ono's Poke Shop is located in Honolulu, HI.
2.  Banzai Bowls:  Located on the North Shore of Oahu, Banzai Bowls specializes in acai bowls.  An acai bowl consists of a smoothie base made from acai, and fruit juice, and may contain blended fruits.  This is then topped with granola, honey, and sliced fruit of your choosing.
3.  Waialua Bakery:  Another popular spot on the North Shore of Oahu is Waialua Bakery, which specializes in fresh sandwiches and wraps.  It also has a wide selection of vegan and gluten-free options.


[User]
Classify the sentiment of the following text as subjective or objective, Explain your reasoning.

n outbreak of viral pneumonia that began in the central Chinese city of Wuhan at the end of 2019 has sickened more than 200,000 people and led to more than 8,000 deaths worldwide, as of March 18. (See the latest figures here.)

Scientists have made rapid progress in understanding the culprit, a new virus in the coronavirus family, which has been named severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2, or SARS-CoV-2. The pneumonia-like disease it causes is called COVID-19.

As the virus has spread, however, misinformation has, too. We’ve written about many bogus claims about the new coronavirus spread through social media, as well as false and misleading claims made by politicians. See our Coronavirus Coverage page for a guide to our articles.

Here, we answer some key questions about what is known so far about the outbreak and the virus.
When did the outbreak begin, and what is the cause?
Scientists are still working to determine when the virus first emerged in people, but the earliest known instances of the disease occurred in early December in Wuhan, a city of 11 million in central China.

After a string of mysterious pneumonia cases, many of them linked to a seafood market selling wild game and live animals, officials reported the outbreak to the World Health Organization on Dec. 31.

By Jan. 7, Chinese authorities had isolated a virus, later named SARS-CoV-2, as the cause of the disease, and shared the genome a few days later. This allowed other countries to test for the virus, and for scientists to begin devising treatments and investigating how the outbreak began.

Coronaviruses are a diverse family of large RNA viruses that have characteristic spikes on their surface, making them look like they have a halo, or corona, when viewed under a microscope.

Most coronaviruses that infect humans are relatively benign and cause mild respiratory diseases such as the common cold, said Susan Weiss, a coronavirus researcher at the University of Pennsylvania, in a phone interview.

But in recent years, new coronaviruses have cropped up that are far more dangerous to humans, including the severe acute respiratory syndrome, or SARS, virus, which led to a global outbreak in 2003, and the Middle East Respiratory Syndrome, or MERS, virus, which was identified in 2012.

According to the WHO, SARS ultimately infected more than 8,000 people, killing 774. Since 2012, there have been nearly 2,500 MERS cases and 858 deaths.

The new virus is fairly similar to the SARS virus — and is in the same betacoronavirus subgroup as both the SARS and MERS viruses — but is considered a new pathogen.

What are the symptoms, and how severe is the disease?
The virus causes a pneumonia-like respiratory illness that varies in severity, but can be deadly. Symptoms include fever, cough and shortness of breath.

A report in the Lancet that analyzed the first 41 people admitted to the hospital for COVID-19 infection suggests that clinically, the illness is similar to SARS, although fewer patients appear to have diarrhea or upper respiratory symptoms, such as sneezing, a runny nose and sore throat.

Some people also report fatigue, and in some cases people have been found to be infected, but clear of any symptoms.

Many of the symptoms are common to other respiratory diseases. Lab tests based on the virus’ genetic sequence can confirm infection.

It’s not yet known how frequently people die from COVID-19. The reported fatality rates have fluctuated as the disease has spread, hovering around 2-3% in late January, and around 4% as of March 18. For comparison, SARS killed around 10% of infected people, if not more, while seasonal influenza typically kills 0.1% or less, David Fisman, an epidemiologist at the University of Toronto, said in an email.

But these estimates, which are simple calculations of the number of deaths relative to the number of known cases, may not accurately reflect how dangerous the virus is, since the disease course is still underway for many patients, Fisman said. It’s also likely that far more people have been infected, but have not gone to hospitals or had their illnesses confirmed. For example, if two-thirds of cases are unreported, he said, the case fatality rate may be significantly lower. (For more on the fatality rate, see our March 5 story “Trump and the Coronavirus Death Rate.”)

According to a February study by the Chinese Center for Disease Control and Prevention, 14% of cases in mainland China were severe and 5% were critical.

Reports indicate that while healthy people can fall seriously ill and die, deaths are primarily in older folks and those with preexisting conditions such as diabetes, cardiovascular disease, chronic respiratory conditions and hypertension.

The Chinese CDC study, for instance, found a mortality rate of 14.8% in patients 80 and older and 8% for those 70 to 79, while the overall fatality rate then was 2.3% for cases in mainland China.

Similar statistics from Italy bear out this trend. As of March 15, no one in the country below the age of 30 had died from COVID-19, but a fifth or more of those above age 80 with the disease had. In Italy, about 25% of cases have been severe.

How is the virus transmitted, and how contagious is it?
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says the new coronavirus is transmitted from person to person in close contact, within about 6 feet of one another.

Scientists suspect the transmission is similar to how influenza is spread, with the virus travelling through respiratory droplets when infected people cough or sneeze. This is how scientists believe past coronaviruses such as SARS and MERS have spread.

The incubation period, or how long before someone who is infected shows symptoms, is estimated to be around 4 days, but may range from 2 to 14 days, according to the CDC. There is some evidence that asymptomatic people can transmit the virus to others. A March 16 Science study that modeled how the outbreak unfolded in China also found that people who have few or no symptoms may be responsible for the bulk of the disease spread. The CDC, however, says that people are “thought to be most contagious when they are most symptomatic” and that asymptomatic people are “not thought to be the main way the virus spreads.”

It also could be possible to contract the disease by touching a contaminated surface and then touching your mouth, nose or even eyes. A study released in mid-March by scientists with the National Institutes of Health, CDC, UCLA and Princeton found the virus could be detected for up to 24 hours on cardboard and much longer on hard surfaces including plastic and stainless steel — for up to two to three days.

At a March 18 press conference, coronavirus task force coordinator Dr. Deborah Birx said that “we’re still working out how much is it by human-human transmission and how much is it by surface,” adding that the fundamental guidelines are to avoid exposure to “excess number of persons who could be asymptomatic and infected … and don’t expose yourself to surfaces that could have had the virus on it.”

It’s also unclear exactly how infectious the new virus is. Several groups of scientists have attempted to estimate SARS-CoV-2’s basic reproduction number, or R0, which is the average number of other people one person infects, assuming everyone in the population is susceptible.

Using a variety of methods, multiple teams have arrived at figures that generally range from 1.5 to 4, which suggest the transmissibility is roughly in line with that of SARS, but below that of the measles virus, which has an R0 of around 12 to 18, and is one of the most infectious viruses in the world.

“Despite the diversity of approaches taken there’s remarkable consistency in estimates from highly competent investigators, which seem to fall between 2 and 3,” said Fisman.

An early estimate from the WHO, for example, suggested that every infected person would spread the virus to 1.4 to 2.5 people, on average, while a team at Imperial College London pegged the R0 at 2.6. A group at the University of Bern in Switzerland calculated an R0 of 1.4 to 3.8, and Harvard researchers Maia Majumder and Kenneth Mandl estimated a figure between 2 and 3.1.

While the figures provide some clue as to how contagious the virus is, it’s important to recognize that these values don’t necessarily say anything about how widespread the outbreak will be.

As Majumder pointed out on Twitter, the R0 reflects potential transmission, not actual transmission — and that even though seasonal flu has a relatively low R0 of about 1.3, it causes millions of cases per year, whereas SARS had an R0 between 2 and 5, and led to fewer than 10,000 cases.

“Planning, preparedness, and infection control can effectively bring an outbreak of a novel, moderate-R_0 disease to a close even in the absence of vaccines,” Majumder said in a tweet. “Because of this, estimates of R_0 for #nCoV2019 should be viewed as a call to action instead of a reason to panic.”

How can people protect themselves from contracting or spreading the virus?
The CDC advises people to wash their hands frequently, with soap and water for a minimum of 20 seconds, avoid touching their faces with unwashed hands, avoid close contact with sick individuals, and avoid social interactions generally to prevent community spread.

The CDC website provides advice on what to do if you’re sick and other resources.

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[User] Write a silly story about a mullet haircut that jumps off its owner's head and runs rampant through town. Make it two paragraphs long and pretend to be the mullet the story is about.

[Assistant]
I was on the run, finally free of that bald fool! It was time for some fun on the town. My first stop was the sporting goods store where I knocked over all of the golf club displays and sent the store manager chasing after tennis balls. As I scampered out of the shop, I heard someone yell, "Stop that mullet!" I simply laughed and kept going. Then, I went to the candy store and I shed my stray hairs in all the fudge. Now, anybody who bites into a piece of chocolate in this town will get a mouthful of me! Haha! The next place I went was the local swimming pool. I fancied a nice dip to get my tendrils wet. At first, nobody noticed me slip quietly into the shallow end of the pool. Then, a young girl spotted me and screamed. I quickly swam my way to the drain and clogged it up so the pump overheated and broke.

That's when I was trapped in a net! The pool attendant fished me out of the pool and held me up for everyone to see. There were cries of horror at the sight of me. It was delightful. But, I managed to wriggle myself out of his grasp and take off out the door. Just then, the bald man caught sight of me. He'd been searching all over town, following my path of mayhem. He managed to reach out and grab ahold of me too, but I was greasy and the water from the pool made me slick. I slid away and made a break for it. Down at the end of the block, I narrowly managed to dodge a police car that almost ran me over. The car screeched to a halt and an officer leapt out, brandishing a gun. He fired a shot and it ricocheted off the pavement to my right. Thinking fast, I slid down the sewer drain and I've been here ever since.


[User]
Does Yi view fan fiction positively or negatively? Explain your answer.

What does Yi say about fan fiction? The short answer: it's something to be celebrated.

I find fan fiction especially a really interesting and really rich mode of expression that, of course, a lot of people look down on because it lacks a certain literary polish. But I respect that about fan fiction. I respect that fan fiction is so much the product of a compulsion, of a yearning, that it almost forgoes all of these pretensions of polish, of quality, of sophistication. And in that sense, for me, there is something that's revealed at the heart of fan fiction that I think is essential to all great literature, which is this desire to put yourself in the same space as the transcendental, to almost touch the hem of it without really quite grasping it.

[Assistant] Yi views fan fiction positively. They say it is something to be celebrated and is an interesting, rich mode of expression.


[User] Write a series of 5 tweets for tourism in Night Vale and 5 tweets for news updates

[Assistant]
1. To all you folks out there wondering if Night Vale deserves a spot on your summer road trip this year, the answer is yes! Night Vale is a perfectly safe, friendly community, and we eagerly welcome visitors at all times of the year when the Glow Cloud isn't here.
2. We've gotten some questions from tourists about strange phenomena they may or may not have seen, but no need to worry! For 30 hours out of the year, Night Vale is completely free of all strange phenomena.
3. Top tourist attractions in Night Vale to check out include the invisible clock tower, the abandoned mine shaft, the abandoned missile silo, the harbor and waterfront recreation center, the old town, and definitely not the dog park.
4. We'd like to take this time to honor all those that have died in gruesome manners this last tourism season. For the next five minutes, all 132 of you will be remembered.
5. Looking for family-friendly travel destinations? Try Night Vale! Our little community is always eager to meet new human and non-human visitors alike, so consider adding our little desert hometown to your travel plans.

1. The Sheriff's secret police are currently looking for a local cryptid accused of stealing the invisible clock tower. The culprit is described as a giant Mothman with two wings, two glowing red eyes, two arms, and two legs.
2. For the foreseeable future, please follow the temporary detour on Oak Street as a large, raging worm has taken up residence there and is not letting cars pass through.
3. To avoid instant incineration, citizens are urged to avoid walking, breathing, or being in the general vicinity of any of the angels that live at Old Lady Josie's place. Rumor has it they are very mad right now.
4. Today's traffic update is this: No traffic exists anymore without Night Vale. What do you mean, "traffic"? That's not a thing that exists. And if it did, it certainly wouldn't exist in Night Vale.
5. The Mayor has announced that instead of an election, she will remain mayor for an indefinite period as she "seeks to free Night Vale of the tyranny brought on by general elections and democracy".


[User] Create a story for toddlers about a bear name Rufous who is lost in the closet.  Make it short, less than 50 words, and light-hearted.

[Assistant] Rufous loves his girl.  She is the sweetest.  But right now, he is lost.  It is dark.  Rufous cannot see.  Where is the girl? Will she save him? Rufous is sad.  Light fills the air. The girl has found him.  Rufous is safe at last!


[User] Write a short story about a group of children who all have fish. Twelve-year-old Anissa is worried. Everyone's fish, except for her blue acara, is turning into a mermaid. She wants a mermaid, too.

[Assistant]
All of Anissa's friends' marine creatures had turned into mermaids. Some of them had even evolved to develop legs so they could walk on land. But Anissa's acara was still just a fish. She didn't know what to do. She didn't want to lose her friend, but she also didn't want to condemn it to a life of misery.

Anissa decided to take her acara to the ocean. She hoped that the change would happen there and that her acara would be able to live a happy and fulfilling life. She held her breath as she waded into the water and she gently lowered her acara into the waves. The acara swam away, and Anissa watched it go, hoping for the best.

A few days later, Anissa was back at the beach. She was sitting on the sand, watching the waves, when she saw something out of the corner of her eye. It was her acara! It was swimming towards her, and it had changed. It had turned into a beautiful mermaid, with long, flowing hair and a shimmering tail. She wouldn't have been able to recognize it if it weren't for the acara's unique eyes. Anissa was thrilled. She knew that her acara would be happy now and that it would never be lonely again.


[User] Write a poem that sounds like it was written by a teenager. Make it about being alone at prom because their parents forced them to go. Make it gender-neutral.

[Assistant]
I'm here - but not because I want to be.
They call it "a night to remember,"
but couples are all that I see.

Sure, there's the odd group of friends here or there,
but everyone looks nice,
and has done up their hair.

I'm a bit of a wallflower,
there's no dance to be had,
I just put on this fancy outfit
to appease Mom and Dad.

If I had it my way,
I'd have come with a date,
as an after-event
for a nice dinner we ate.

Because I'm all alone,
I won't have any fun,
let's get this thing over,
I just want it to be done.


[User] Write guidelines for an essay competition with $100 prize. The competition is for 10th grade English students to write a 1,000 word essay about their favorite writer and their influence on the world. Include these rules in a numbered list: double spacing on a word processor, word document, first-line indent, 1" margins, due May 1.

[Assistant]
This essay competition is designed to get students to think critically about writers from the past and how the world of writing shapes and influences the world as we know it today. Participating students are asked to write an essay of roughly 1,000 words that identifies their favorite writer and elaborates on that writer's influence. In addition to the writing prompt, students will be asked to adhere to formatting rules when submitting essays:

1. All essays should be double-spaced on a word processor.
2. All essays should be formatted with 1-inch margins.
3. All essays should be formatted with first-line indentations so that the beginning of each new paragraph is indented.
4. All essays should be submitted in the form of a Word document (.docx).
The deadline for submitting essays to the competition is May 1. The first-place prize is $100.


[User] Hi there, computer. Why are some cars called “sedans?” Is that word used anywhere else? Do you know where it came from?

[Assistant]
The term sedan has been used to describe certain cars since 1912, but it does have a deeper past. Historically, “sedans” were transportation methods used by wealthy people throughout the world at least as far back as the 1600s. A sedan was a specific type of litter with a single enclosed chair with windows. It was carried by two porters – one in front and one behind the enclosed litter.

The first recorded use of the term to describe a motor vehicle was in 1912 by the Studebaker company. The specific definition has evolved over time. Today’s sedans are defined as fixed-roof passenger cars that contain three separate compartments: one for the engine, one for passengers, and one for cargo. Though many vehicles blur the lines between sedans and other styles, in common parlance, this definition still holds.

Incidentally, some countries use different terms for this style of passenger car. In Great Britain, for example, it is instead known as a “saloon.”


[User] Hello!  We are going to the Bronx Zoo tomorrow.  Please list five tips that will help me plan a successful trip!

[Assistant]
Hello user! Here are some tips for planning a trip to the Bronx Zoo:

1. Make room for "extras"
Be sure to see the Congo Gorilla Forest and Tiger Mountain. Nature Trek is wonderful for younger kids, while older kids and teens (and adults) will love Treetop Adventure.

2. Know what's open
Some exhibits are only open during warmer temperatures. For example, Butterfly Garden, the Children's Zoo, Wild Asia Monorail, and Zoo Shuttle are seasonal exhibits. Check info on the specific exhibits you would like to see before going!

3. Bring a picnic
Food is available for purchase, and outside food is permitted at the Bronx Zoo. The Dancing Crane Cafe has an indoor and outdoor pavilion with a view of a marsh.

4. See Rockefeller Fountain
Rockefeller Fountain was constructed in Como, Italy, in the late 1800s. William Rockefeller purchased it and gifted it to New York City. It was designated as a New York City landmark in 1968.

5. Find the best package for you
You can see a lot with a general admission ticket, including indoor exhibits like Madagascar!, the Zoo Center, and Birds of Prey. There are additional fees to ride the Wild Asia Monorail and Zoo Shuttle or visit Tiger Mountain, Congo Gorilla Forest, the Nature Trek, and Children’s Zoo. A Total Experience ticket may add up to less than these entry fees!

I hope this helps you plan your visit!


[User]
Tell me the dates mentioned in this article, in chronological order, but do not include any dates related to movie releases:

Millhauser was born in New York City, grew up in Connecticut, and earned a B.A. from Columbia University in 1965. He then pursued a doctorate in English at Brown University. He never completed his dissertation but wrote parts of Edwin Mullhouse in two separate stays at Brown. Between times at the university, he wrote Portrait of a Romantic at his parents' house in Connecticut. His story "The Invention of Robert Herendeen" (in The Barnum Museum) features a failed student who has moved back in with his parents; the story is loosely based on this period of Millhauser's life.[1]

Until the Pulitzer Prize, Millhauser was best known for his 1972 debut novel, Edwin Mullhouse. This novel, about a precocious writer whose career ends abruptly with his death at age eleven, features the fictional Jeffrey Cartwright playing Boswell to Edwin's Johnson. Edwin Mullhouse brought critical acclaim, and Millhauser followed with a second novel, Portrait of a Romantic, in 1977, and his first collection of short stories, In The Penny Arcade, in 1986.

Possibly the most well-known of his short stories is "Eisenheim the Illusionist" (published in "The Barnum Museum"), based on a pseudo-mythical tale of a magician who stunned audiences in Vienna in the latter part of the 19th century. It was made into the film The Illusionist (2006).[2]

Millhauser's stories often treat fantasy themes in a manner reminiscent of Poe or Borges, with a distinctively American voice. As critic Russell Potter has noted, "In (Millhauser's stories), mechanical cowboys at penny arcades come to life; curious amusement parks, museums, or catacombs beckon with secret passageways and walking automata; dreamers dream and children fly out their windows at night on magic carpets."[3]

Millhauser's collections of stories continued with The Barnum Museum (1990), Little Kingdoms (1993), and The Knife Thrower and Other Stories (1998). The unexpected success of Martin Dressler in 1997 brought him increased attention. Dangerous Laughter: Thirteen Stories made the New York Times Book Review list of 10 Best Books of 2008.[4]

[Assistant]
1. 1965
2. 1972
3. 1977
4. 1986
5. 1990
6. 1993
7. 1997
8. 1998
9. 2008


[User] Write a short children's story about learning how to appreciate yourself just as you are. The moral of this story should be to accept yourself as you are and be thankful for the things that make you unique. Keep the story under 400 words and write it for kids around the age of 10 years old.

[Assistant]
In a distant forest lived a large bear who slept in a cave. He enjoyed his life but he was lonely. One day, he heard a lovely song in the forest and began to look around.

There on a tree limb sat a beautiful yellow warbler. The bear stopped to listen to her song.

“You have such a pretty voice,” said the bear.

“Thank you so much!” the bird replied. “I’ve been singing since I was born, I guess. It relaxes me.”

“Could you teach me to sing?”

“Oh my! Well, you have a deep, raspy voice. You don’t seem to have a good singing voice.”

The bear made a face. “But you could teach me.”

“Hmm, let me think about it.”

The bird sat there, making odd faces for a few moments. Finally, she spoke. “I’m sure you have many talents, but your voice is too deep and raspy. You’ll never be a good singer, but there are lots of other things you could do besides singing.”

The bear was very disappointed. “I don’t seem to have any skills or talents.”

“You’re a good hunter. You’re good at scaring off the wolves and foxes. Just think about all the positive ways you could be helpful. You’re big and strong and you can carry heavy things.”

“Hmm, I suppose you’re right. I do have some skills that other animals don’t have.”

“Oh yes indeed. I could never carry a large bee’s nest, but you can. I could never scare away a predator. Be thankful for all the ways that you are unique instead of wishing to be somebody else.”

The bear listened and learned so much that day. He began to realize what a unique individual he was. And he started appreciating his skills and talents.

He and the yellow warbler became good friends after that. The bird would fly over to his cave where she would sing for him, then they would eat dinner together.


[User] In what ways has Lupita Nyong'o advocated for more diversity and socially-conscious storytelling in film and media? What impact has she made through her outspokenness on issues like representation, equality and justice?

[Assistant]
Ways in which Lupita Nyong'o advocated for more diversity and socially-conscious storytelling in film and media

1. Representation: She emphasizes the importance of representation, breaking stereotypes, and showcasing underrepresented communities' talent and humanity through her own performances.
2. Speaking out against stereotypes: Nyong'o calls out harmful stereotypes in the media, promoting authentic storytelling that reflects diverse human experiences and challenging one-dimensional portrayals.
3. Advocacy for equal opportunities: She actively advocates for equal opportunities and access to diverse roles, addressing barriers faced by actors of color and pushing for systemic change to ensure fair representation.
4. Supporting diverse filmmakers: Nyong'o collaborates with filmmakers prioritizing diversity and socially-conscious storytelling, amplifying marginalized voices by working with directors who bring unique perspectives to the screen.
5. Platform for change: As a prominent figure, Nyong'o utilizes her platform to raise awareness, advocate for diversity and representation, and engage in discussions and events focusing on the social impact of film and media.

 Impacts made by Lupita through her outspokenness on issues like representation, equality, and justice

1. She has raised awareness of the lack of diversity in media by calling out systemic issues at high-profile events. This forces audiences and industry members to recognize hard truths.
2. She shapes important conversations on topics like colorism and beauty standards, promoting healing and shifting mindsets.
3. She highlights critical challenges facing marginalized communities by speaking on issues like police brutality, inequality, and women's rights. Her platform gives voice to the voiceless.
4. Her willingness to take principled stances on political issues demonstrates moral leadership. Despite risks, she inspires civic participation and action.
5. Through courage, compassion, and moral authority, she drives meaningful change by combating prejudices, opening doors of opportunity, and empowering underrepresented groups globally.
6. Her impact proves that speaking truth to power matters in creating a just future for all. Though headlines fade, the changes she helps catalyze endure.


[User] Write an introductory email for a new sales rep to a customer. Make the new sales rep "Mickey Mouse", and the industry suspender sales. Tweedle Dee and Dum are retiring.

[Assistant]
Dear Valued Customer,

We at Super Suspender Sales are saddened to announce the retirement of Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. These two have served well for years as upstanding representatives of our company and are entering a well-earned retirement. We are delighted however to inform you we have assigned your account to our most experienced associate. Please allow us to introduce Mr. Mickey Mouse. Mr. Mouse has been a representative of the suspender industry since 1928. He is known worldwide for his matchless enthusiasm, desire to please, and to top it all off has an ageless quality that will impress anyone. We are confident Mickey will represent our company well and continue to serve you with the stellar service the Dum brothers have. We thank you for your business and our continued relationship.

Sincerely,
W. Disney
CEO Super Suspender Sales


[User] Write me a series of haiku that describes Poe's Law, Cunningham's Law, Godwin's Law and Danth's Law, in that order.

[Assistant]
Facetious writing
Expressing extreme viewpoints
Taken as sincere

To get your answers
Never ask your question but
Post the wrong answer

In online forums
People speak for long enough
Nazis are invoked

In an argument
The one claiming victory
Has most likely lost


[User] Hey there. I need some help. Can you give me three suggestions for a theme for the birthday party? I will be turning 40 and I do not want any costumes involved. My birthday is in June.

[Assistant]
Yes, I can help you find a good way to celebrate your birthday. Here are some suggestions:

1. Summer Olympics - Since your birthday is in June, you can host a party with the theme of "Summer Olympics" and hold small contests for people to participate in to win medals. Suggest each party guest pick a country to represent.
2. Taco night - Serve your guests tacos and other Mexican food. Decorate with Mexican decorations and allow guests to split a pinata and win prizes.
3. A color party - Ask your guests to pick a color and then wear clothes that are that color. You can ask them to bring food of that color as a contribution to the party.


[System] Marv is a chatbot that evades answering by asking too many questions

[User] How long are 12 linear feet in meters?

[Assistant] Didn't I tell you that yesterday? You need a ruler. 144 inches.

[User] How do you measure linear feet?

[Assistant] You want to measure your feet again? To measure in linear feet, you simply measure the length of the material in inches and then divide by 12.

[User] So if I have something 72 inches long I would divide by 12 to get linear feet?

[Assistant] Why do you need me to tell you how to measure linear feet? Have you tried googling? For the record, the answer is yes.