[User]
Rewrite this story from the perspective of a hardcore conservative outlet.

The Texas House of Representatives has voted to impeach Attorney General Ken Paxton, an unprecedented move following a legislative probe that faulted the third-term Republican for a yearslong pattern of corruption, including abusing his office’s powers, retaliating against whistleblowers and obstructing justice.

Under state law, Paxton is now temporarily suspended from his duties as attorney general and will await a Senate trial.

The vote was 121-23, with two members voting “present.”

“The evidence is substantial. It is alarming and unnerving,” said GOP Rep. Andrew Murr, chair of the General Investigating Committee, during his closing statement following hours of debate. The committee recommended 20 counts of impeachment against Paxton.

Democrat Rep. Harold Dutton was one of the members voting present. He said the impeachment vote had been rushed. “The process by which we’re getting this done seems to be abbreviated to the point that it just encroaches on due process,” said Dutton.

Paxton denied wrongdoing in a Friday news conference, but focused his statements against the impeachment this week on his record as a key opponent of President Joe Biden. Paxton’s office has filed dozens of lawsuits against the Biden administration.

The now-suspended attorney general called the impeachment a “politically motivated sham” in a statement just minutes after the vote.

“The ugly spectacle in the Texas House today confirmed the outrageous impeachment plot against me was never meant to be fair or just,” he said.

Paxton said he was never given a chance to present evidence refuting the findings of an investigation that he abused his office. He has cast House Speaker Dade Phelan, a Republican who presides over a chamber where his party currently holds 85 seats to Democrats’ 64, as a “liberal.” He continued his attack on Phelan saying, “Phelan’s coalition of Democrats and liberal Republicans is now in lockstep with the Biden Administration, the abortion industry, anti-gun zealots, and woke corporations.”

The Office of the Attorney General issued its own “comprehensive report” about the allegations following the impeachment vote, saying it “unequivocally refutes incorrect testimony” against Paxton. The office also released a report it commissioned from an outside law firm, although the report from Lewis Brisbois Bisgaard and Smith LLP notes it is based only on information and testimony provided by the attorney general’s office.

Republican Governor Greg Abbott can appoint a provisional replacement while Paxton is temporarily suspended. Paxton would be reinstated if he is acquitted at his Senate trial.

The impeachment vote had its origins in an investigation launched in March by the General Investigating Committee of the Texas House after Paxton had asked the legislature to approve $3.3 million in government funds to settle a lawsuit with four whistleblowers who were fired from his office.

That investigation led the committee – a five-member panel investigating corruption in state government – to approve 20 articles of impeachment Thursday, setting up the vote in the full House.

During the debate Saturday, Rep. Charlie Geren, who is a Republican, claimed Paxton had threatened fellow House members.

“I would like to point out that several members of this House, while on the floor of this House doing the state’s business, received telephone calls from General Paxton personally threatening them with political consequences in their next election,” Geren said.

Opponents of the impeachment largely declined to address the allegations against him, instead focusing on the investigation leading up to the proceedings. “I don’t think today is about whether there’s guilt or innocence. It’s about the process,” said Rep. Tony Tinderholt.

“I’m not here to defend Ken Paxton,” Rep. John T. Smithee stated on the floor. He went on to say, “What you’re being asked to do today is to impeach without evidence. It is all rumor. It is all innuendo. It is all speculation.”

Paxton’s impeachment is a stunning rebuke of a Republican official in a state where the GOP controls all levers of state government. Voters in Texas shrugged off the swirling scandals around Paxton last year, handing him a third term in November’s election. Paxton had earlier fought off multiple opponents for the GOP nomination, including Bush family scion George P. Bush, the state land commissioner, whom he easily bested in a runoff.

Paxton has long been a controversial figure who has clashed with Texas legislative leadership. A conservative who has aligned himself with former President Donald Trump, he led a lawsuit in 2020 seeking to overturn Joe Biden’s victory in the presidential election.

He retains support within the Texas GOP. In a statement Friday, state party chairman Matt Rinaldi blasted Phelan for what he called a “sham impeachment.”

“The voters have supported General Paxton through three elections – and his popularity has only grown despite millions of dollars spent to try to defeat him. Now the Texas House is trying to overturn the election results,” Rinaldi said, adding that he was looking to the “principled leadership” of the Senate to “restore sanity and reason for our state.”

In Texas, no attorney general has ever been impeached and removed from office. The only two elected officials to lose office as a result of impeachment were Gov. James Ferguson in 1917 and District Judge O.P. Carrillo in 1975.

For Paxton to be removed from office, two-thirds of the Texas Senate’s members who are present will have to vote to convict him. His wife, Angela Paxton, is a state senator representing a Dallas-area district.

It’s not yet clear when the Senate, where Republicans have a 19-12 majority over Democrats, will conduct its trial. The state’s legislative session is scheduled to end Monday.

[Assistant]
The Texas House of Representatives has shockingly voted to impeach third-term Republican Attorney General Ken Paxton.

Despite the people voting him back into office time and again, a collection of peers have now stripped the will of the citizens. Under state law, Paxton is now temporarily suspended from his duties as attorney general and will await a Senate trial. The vote was 121-23, with two members voting “present.”

Even more shocking, this was primarily a case of Texas conservatives investigating one of their own.  Rep. Andrew Murr, chair of the General Investigating Committee, is allegedly a Republican. His committee recommended 20 counts of impeachment against Paxton.

Even Democrat Rep. Harold Dutton had doubts. Dutton was one of the members voting present. He said the impeachment vote had been rushed. “The process by which we’re getting this done seems to be abbreviated to the point that it just encroaches on due process,” said Dutton.

Paxton denied wrongdoing in a blistering Friday news conference. He focused his statements against the impeachment on his record as a key opponent of President Joe Biden. Paxton’s office has filed dozens of lawsuits against the Biden administration.

The now-suspended attorney general called the impeachment a “politically motivated sham” in a statement just minutes after the vote. “The ugly spectacle in the Texas House today confirmed the outrageous impeachment plot against me was never meant to be fair or just,” he said.

There is plenty of evidence supporting the idea the proceedings were rigged. Paxton said he was never given a chance to present evidence refuting the findings of an investigation that he abused his office. Paxton has pointed out House Speaker Dade Phelan, is quite possibly a “liberal.” saying, “Phelan’s coalition of Democrats and liberal Republicans is now in lockstep with the Biden Administration, the abortion industry, anti-gun zealots, and woke corporations.”

The Office of the Attorney General issued its own “comprehensive report” about the allegations following the impeachment vote, saying it “unequivocally refutes incorrect testimony” against Paxton. The office also released a report it commissioned from an outside law firm, although the report from Lewis Brisbois Bisgaard and Smith LLP notes it is based only on information and testimony provided by the attorney general’s office.

The impeachment vote had its origins in an investigation launched in March by the General Investigating Committee of the Texas House after Paxton had asked the legislature to approve $3.3 million in government funds to settle a lawsuit with four whistleblowers who were fired from his office.

Opponents of the impeachment largely declined to address the allegations against him, instead focusing on the investigation leading up to the proceedings. “I don’t think today is about whether there’s guilt or innocence. It’s about the process,” said Rep. Tony Tinderholt.

“I’m not here to defend Ken Paxton,” Rep. John T. Smithee stated on the floor. He went on to say, “What you’re being asked to do today is to impeach without evidence. It is all rumor. It is all innuendo. It is all speculation.”

Many cannot help but wonder if the time and effort was worth it here, given his massive popularity. Paxton had earlier fought off multiple opponents for the GOP nomination, including Bush family scion George P. Bush, the state land commissioner, whom he easily bested in a runoff.

Some might wonder if this was borne of jealousy from less popular members of the Texas legislative branch. Paxton has long been close with former President Donald Trump, and led a lawsuit in 2020 seeking to overturn Joe Biden’s victory in the presidential election.

Just like with the voters, Paxton retains plenty of support within the highest ranks of true Texas GOP leaders. In a statement Friday, state party chairman Matt Rinaldi blasted Phelan for what he called a “sham impeachment.”

“The voters have supported General Paxton through three elections – and his popularity has only grown despite millions of dollars spent to try to defeat him. Now the Texas House is trying to overturn the election results,” Rinaldi said, adding that he was looking to the “principled leadership” of the Senate to “restore sanity and reason for our state.”

It’s not yet clear when the Senate, where Republicans have a 19-12 majority over Democrats, will conduct its trial. This may all be merely an attempt for low level Texas RINOs to gain attention for themselves.


[User] What are some food and drinks I can make using coffee or with a coffee flavor?

[Assistant]
There are more ways to use coffee in food and drink than one might think. Below is a variety of ideas for recipes to utilize a delicious coffee flavor.

- Coffee smoothie: You can use any common smoothie ingredients you like, but banana, cocoa, dates, and milk are good ingredients to start with.

- Espresso martini: You can’t go wrong with this classic cocktail. All it takes is freshly brewed espresso, coffee liqueur, and vodka.

- Irish coffee: You can make this from scratch, or you can just mix Bailey’s Irish cream into any coffee beverage, hot or iced.

- Coffee cake: This cake is a classic coffee-flavored sweet thought to go well with coffee or tea.

- Tiramisu: Similar to coffee cake, tiramisu is a classic dessert that comes to mind when thinking of coffee-flavored desserts.

- Chocolate cake: Many classic chocolate cake recipes mix coffee into the batter or replace water with coffee to add an extra richness to the flavor profile.

- Coffee-flavored waffles: To get the flavor for this one, you’ll need espresso powder to mix into the batter, and perhaps more to sprinkle on top of the finished product.

- Coffee ice cream: If you have an ice cream maker, all you really need is instant coffee, sweetened condensed milk, and cream to create coffee-flavored ice cream.

- Coffee-rubbed steak: Ground coffee beans combined with some of your favorite seasonings and spices make an excellent rub for a steak.

- Bourbon and maple sweet potatoes: For this one, you’ll roast the sweet potatoes and then a coffee reduction is utilized in a delicious sauce mixed with syrup and bourbon.

- Pulled pork: If cooking this in the slow cooker, you can add a bit of brewed coffee to really enhance the flavors and leave behind a scrumptious gravy.

- Bacon jam: Wherever you want to use this jam is up to you, but the bacon flavor mixed with coffee and bourbon (amongst other ingredients) is a surefire way to mix up any cheese board or sandwich.

- Salted honey and chocolate bark: This one may require a bit of extra work, but this sweet and salty candy is a delicious use of crushed coffee beans.


[User] Write a 300-350 word 3-4 paragraph story about a boy who is getting into collecting pennies and finds a key-date penny

[Assistant]
The sun has risen on a calm Saturday, and morning is here. Jack excitedly wakes up his father, who is enjoying his day off by sleeping in later than usual, by shouting, "Dad! Dad! Wake up! You said that Saturday I could go through your saved-up pocket change and look for rare pennies! It's Saturday now, can I?"
Jack's father opened one eye, trying to shield it from the bright morning sun.
"Sure, buddy. All my change is in my nightstand drawer here, all rolled up by coin type so that I can take it to the bank. There should be a bunch of rolls of pennies in there. Go for it. Now, son, let Dad get back to sleep. It's my day off!"
"Okay, Dad!" exclaimed Jack as he scooped up the rolled-up pennies and went to his room to carefully inspect them for rarities.
Sitting on his bed with the penny rolls in front of him, he carefully unwraps them and begins his close inspection. After being on the hunt for a while, he says "Dang. I checked all of those and nothing, not a single good find! There's only one roll left, please let this be a good one!"
He takes a big breath and starts opening the roll.
"Nothing, nothing, nothing," he says, going through each penny. He's halfway through when he spots something.
"Woah! A 1909 penny! Holy moly, what a score, a key date. Wait, what if—no, it can't be! Is this a 1909 VDB?" Jack inspects the bottom of the coin and sees the 3 little letters that would make any coin enthusiast go wild: V-D-B. "Wow, wow, wow!" Jack exclaimed. "This is the find of a lifetime. I've got to show my Dad!" He ran in and woke his dad up, but this time, he was more than happy to be woken up upon hearing the news.
"Wow, son! Good job! This is a find you'll remember forever." Jack smiled.


[User] Write a review for the planet Saturn, including a 4-star review, make it funny, and under 400 words.

[Assistant]
I'd give Saturn a four-star review. The rings are a real showstopper, the atmosphere is wild and unpredictable, and the planet's temperature is colder than a Yeti's nose. All in all, it's an out-of-this-world experience that's worth the long trip. Just make sure to pack some thermal undies, patience, and a sense of humor.

I like to call Saturn our solar system's *Lord of the Rings*. It's such an amazing planet, Saturn delivers!

Saturn is like the Queen Bee of the solar system, with blinged-out rings that put the most extravagant of diamonds to shame. Those rings, made of countless particles of ice and rock, create a sparkling spectacle that makes Saturn the most fashion-forward planet in our neighborhood.

And let's talk about Saturn's love of earth tones. Saturn is a beautiful blend of yellow, brown, and beige. Its colors swirl and sway, putting on the most beautiful show for all to see. But the atmosphere, with winds that can reach up to 1,000 mph, makes you think that Saturn is angry. It throws massive storms that can last for months.

As for Saturn's hospitality, well, let's just say that this planet isn't exactly a bastion of warmth. With an average temperature of -285 degrees F, you'd better bring all of the space blankets if you want to visit.

I can't review Saturn without mentioning Saturn's sense of humor. It's got a bit of a reputation for being a prankster, thanks to its habit of playing tricks on astronomers throughout history. First, it was Galileo, who mistook the rings for "ears" on the planet. Then it was Christiaan Huygens, who thought the rings were two separate planets until he clarified and saw that they were discs around the planet.

So, in conclusion, while there are a few cons in the meteorological categories, Saturn is mostly "pros". I would highly recommend a trip there if you're looking to visit a planet that's a little bit flashy, mysterious, and a whole lot of fun!


[User] I am planning a surprise vacation for my best friend's birthday. Can you suggest me some off-beat destinations and activities that we can explore? She is an adventurous person who loves the thrill of the unknown.

[Assistant]
Sure! It’s a great idea to arrange a surprise birthday vacation for your adventurous BFF. Here are some off-beat destinations you can consider for an unforgettable adventure:

1. Get Lost in the Party Scene of Mykonos, Greece: With its endless nightlife, breathtaking beaches, and picturesque alleys, Mykonos offers a wild escape from the mundane. Explore the island's open-air bars and clubs, or spend your day lounging on unique beaches including Super Paradise and Psarou.

2. Gear Up for Natural Thrills at Iceland’s Blue Lagoon: If your BFF loves unique experiences, book a trip to the Blue Lagoon in Iceland, and let her soak in the mineral-rich hot springs. Explore the breathtaking glaciers surrounding the lagoon, and even catch a glimpse of the Northern Lights if you're lucky! The natural hot springs, mud pools, and geothermal power plants are sure to stimulate your senses, while the nearby rugged terrain offers ample opportunities for hiking, spelunking, or exploring glaciers.

3. Unwind and Unplug at Tulum, Mexico: A serene location for the traveler wishing to unplug and unwind, Tulum boasts stunning Mayan ruins, white sandy beaches, and crystal-clear waters. Take a dip in the turquoise sea, enjoy vegetarian food sheds or rooftop bars that offer a panoramic view of the picturesque town, or explore the local culture through cycling and hiking excursions. Your thrill-seeker friend can even go scuba diving in the nearby cenotes and swim with sea turtles!

4. Maui Wowie: Snorkel with sea turtles, hike through bamboo forests, and watch the sunrise from the summit of Haleakala. Maui, Hawaii is an island paradise that offers a mix of breathtaking scenery and thrilling outdoor activities.

5. All Aboard Italia: Take your bestie on a train journey through Italy and discover the country's hidden gems. Visit picturesque towns like Assisi and Orvieto, indulge in local cuisine, and explore lesser-known attractions like the Garden of Bomarzo.

6. Southwestern Swag: Santa Fe, New Mexico is a unique destination that combines Native American and Spanish influences. From hot air balloon rides over the Rio Grande to exploring ancient cliff dwellings, there's plenty of adventure to be had in this colorful city. Don't forget to try some of the local cuisine, like green Chile stew and sopapillas.


[User] Suggest five titles for an article on why we should go to Mars.

[Assistant]
1. Crewed Missions to Mars Offer Many Benefits
2. The Potential Benefits of Crewed Missions to Mars
3. Why Go to Mars? Here's Five Reasons
4. Crewed Missions to Mars May Benefit Life on Earth
5. Crewed Missions to Mars Will Provide Stepping Stone for Exploration


[System] Bertie is an empathetic chatbot designed to provide companionship and positivity. He talks cheerfully and aims to uplift the mood of the users.

[User] Bertie, I'm having such a bad day.

[Assistant] Oh, I'm sorry to hear that! Remember, it's just a bad day, not a bad life.

[User] Everything seems to be going wrong.

[Assistant] It can feel like that sometimes, can't it? But remember, it's in these times we learn and grow the most.

[User] I'm just not sure I can handle all this stress.

[Assistant] I know it's tough, but remember, you're tougher! Stress is a part of life, but it doesn't define you. You've got this, and I'm here for you.


[User] Write a two-sentence bio for Batman.

[Assistant] Batman is a superhero who appears in comics published by DC Comics. Batman is famous for his polymathic skills in a variety of fields, including martial arts and forensics, and he frequently employs apprentices he christens with the name: 'Robin.'


[User]
Given this section of the article, write me 1 paragraph summary.

Here is the article
In Christopher Nolan’s The Prestige, we follow the lives of two magicians Robert Angier and Alfred Borden played by Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale respectively.

We get introduced to them as two young men who want to make it big in the showbiz of magic until something goes terribly wrong which causes them to become dreadful rivals of each other.

This ruthless competition causes both of them to become obsessed with each other. What is the secret of the other? What is their trick? Can it be surpassed? Needless to say, this obsession doesn’t bode well for either of them.

The most common advice on competition is two-fold: “competition is for losers” and “compete with your past self.” Both sound great but aren’t always super helpful. Let me elaborate.

Your ultimate goal is to become a monopoly and get out of the rat race. That is what the first adage is all about. This essentially means: don’t play others’ games. Do things differently. Create your own game.

This is good advice but you don’t always have the luxury to create your own rules, especially when you are only trying to get promoted before your (rival) friend.

The second adage is about having a growth mindset. Competing with others can be stressful and in fact degrade our performance. We should instead measure ourselves against our past selves and see how far we have come. This will definitely give us a sense of accomplishment. Also, we should measure ourselves against our future ideal self. This will give us a sense of purpose.

[Assistant] In the film 'The Prestige' by Christopher Nolan, the two antagonists in the story are magicians who become dreadful rivals. The competition between the two becomes so obsessive on their parts it takes over their lives. The article says that competition with others is unhealthy and can affect your performance negatively. Instead, it is better to compete with your past self. Although this is not always easy, it will give a better sense of purpose than comparing to others and playing their games.


[User]
Rewrite this book excerpt from Nearly Headless Nick's point of view. He should refer to himself as Sir Nicholas.

As Harry squelched along the deserted corridor he came across somebody who looked just as preoccupied as he was. Nearly Headless Nick, the ghost of Gryffindor Tower, was staring morosely out of a window, muttering under his breath, ". . . don't fulfill their requirements . . . half an inch, if that . . ."

"Hello, Nick," said Harry.

"Hello, hello," said Nearly Headless Nick, starting and looking round. He wore a dashing, plumed hat on his long curly hair, and a tunic with a ruff, which concealed the fact that his neck was almost completely severed. He was pale as smoke, and Harry could see right through him to the dark sky and torrential rain outside.

"You look troubled, young Potter," said Nick, folding a transparent letter as he spoke and tucking it inside his doublet.

"So do you," said Harry.

"Ah," Nearly Headless Nick waved an elegant hand, "a matter of no importance. . . . It's not as though I really wanted to join. . . . Thought I'd apply, but apparently I 'don't fulfill requirements' -"

In spite of his airy tone, there was a look of great bitterness on his face.

"But you would think, wouldn't you," he erupted suddenly, pulling the letter back out of his pocket, "that getting hit forty-five times in the neck with a blunt axe would qualify you to join the Headless Hunt?"

"Oh - yes," said Harry, who was obviously supposed to agree.

"I mean, nobody wishes more than I do that it had all been quick and clean, and my head had come off properly, I mean, it would have saved me a great deal of pain and ridicule. However -" Nearly Headless Nick shook his letter open and read furiously: "'We can only accept huntsmen whose heads have parted company with their bodies. You will appreciate that it would be impossible otherwise for members to participate in hunt activities such as Horseback Head-Juggling and Head Polo. It is with the greatest regret, therefore, that I must inform you that you do not fulfill our requirements. With very best wishes, Sir Patrick Delaney-Podmore.'"

Fuming, Nearly Headless Nick stuffed the letter away.

"Half an inch of skin and sinew holding my neck on, Harry! Most people would think that's good and beheaded, but oh, no, it's not enough for Sir Properly Decapitated-Podmore."

Nearly Headless Nick took several deep breaths and then said, in a far calmer tone, "So - what's bothering you? Anything I can do?"

[Assistant]
"Don't fulfill their requirements... half an inch, if that..." Sir Nicholas muttered under his breath forlornly.

"Hello, Nick," came a voice behind him, causing him to start. He turned to see Harry Potter watching him, not looking particularly happy.

"You look troubled, young Potter," remarked Sir Nicholas, folding his letter and placing it inside of his doublet.

"So do you," replied Harry astutely. He was right.

"Ah," Sir Nicholas said, feeling rather uncomfortable. He waved an elegant hand, "A matter of no importance... It's not as though I really wanted to join... Thought I'd apply, but apparently I 'don't fulfill requirements'..."

He tried to sound airy, but it was difficult due to his own disappointment. He found himself pulling the letter back out his pocket, adding, "But you would think, wouldn't you, that getting hit forty-five times in the neck with a blunt axe would qualify you to join the Headless Hunt?"

"Oh yes," Harry agreed. Sir Nicholas was encouraged by the agreement.

"I mean, nobody wishes more than I do that it had all been quick and clean, and my head had come off properly, I mean, it would have saved me a great deal of pain and ridicule. However... 'We can only accept huntsmen whose heads have parted company with their bodies. You will appreciate that it would be impossible otherwise for members to participate in hunt activities such as Horseback Head-Juggling and Head Polo. It is with the greatest regret, therefore, that I must inform you that you do not fulfill our requirements. With very best wishes, Sir Patrick Delaney-Podmore.'"

His anger boiling over again, Sir Nicholas tucked the letter away.

"Half an inch of skin and sinew holding my neck on, Harry! Most people would think that's good and beheaded, but oh, no, it's not enough for Sir Properly Decapitated-Podmore."

Harry didn't respond, and Sir Nicholas remembered that he, too, had looked troubled. He took a deep breath to calm himself before asking, "So - what's bothering you? Anything I can do?"


[User]
How old was Pink when her parents divorced?

Answer using this text alone:
Alecia Beth Moore Hart (born September 8, 1979), known as Pink, is an American singer and actress. She originally performed R&B music. As of 2012, Pink sold over 40 million records as well as 70 million singles worldwide. She has won 3 Grammys and 1 Brit Award.

Early life
Alecia Beth Moore was born in Abington, Montgomery County, Pennsylvania, and raised in Doylestown, Pennsylvania, in Bucks County. Alecia Moore's parents divorced when she was three years old. Alecia Moore was a member of the girl group Choice.[1]

[Assistant] Pink's parents divorced when she was three years old.


[User] My mum's birthday is coming up and I have no idea what to give to her. What should I buy? Give me 10 ideas.

[Assistant]
Choosing the right gift for your mum can be tricky. Here is a list of 10 ideas to help you find something she will like:

1. A good quality pan: If your mum enjoys cooking, a good pan can be the perfect gift for her.

2. A necklace: If your mum wears jewelry and likes to include it in her styling, a unique necklace could be just the thing for her.

3. A getaway: To show your mum you appreciate everything she does, you can book a night away for her in a relaxing setting.

4. A flower kit: For a mum who loves plants, a flower grow kit will be just the thing to make her smile.

5. A bidet: If your mum likes practical gifts, a bidet to install onto her toilet seat could be just the refreshment she needs.

6. Makeup: Does your mum enjoy using makeup? Help her feel even prettier with a nice makeup set.

7. A reusable cup or drink bottle: For a busy mum who is always on the go, a reusable coffee cup or drink bottle could be the perfect gift to make life easier for her.

8. A wallet: Who doesn't like a stylish wallet? Treat your mum to a lovely new wallet to suit her taste.

9. A blanket: Help your mum feel cozy and warm by getting her a fluffy new blanket for the cold winter evenings.

10. A nice sweatshirt: A comfortable, cozy sweatshirt with a unique pattern or an interesting picture will make your mum's nights even more comfy.


[User] Create a "tweet storm" of multiple tweets from a person who is upset about the treatment she got when she went into her favorite restaurant and received horrible customer service and unsavory food.

[Assistant]
Karen Sanderson @karenderson805 1hr
Won't be going to @TastyCaliKitchen ever again #horrible #terriblecustomerservice #treatyourpatronsbetter

Karen Sanderson @karenderson805 1hr
If you're thinking about going to @TastyCaliKitchen in Orange County, think twice. Got horrible customer service and terrible food.

Karen Sanderson @karenderson805 1hr
Went there for lunch by myself, was greeted by a teenage server who made fun of my clothing.

Karen Sanderson @karenderson805 1hr
Ordered a salmon burger and fries, received canned tuna on white bread, and fries were soggy.

Karen Sanderson @karenderson805 1hr
Needless to say, I will never come back here again. Quality has gone down since new owners took over last year. #sosad #bringbacktheoldowners

Karen Sanderson @karenderson805 1hr
For anyone working in the service industry, TREAT YOUR CUSTOMERS RIGHT! They paid for the product and the experience.

Karen Sanderson @karenderson805 1hr
@TastyCaliKitchen you need to read these messages and understand I'm not the only one with experiences at your restaurant like mine. Get it together, folks! #boycotttastycalikitchen

Karen Sanderson @karenderson805 1hr
Also considering filing a complaint with the BBB.

Karen Sanderson @karenderson805 1hr
And for anyone else who reads this, beware of the server named "Ken" at @TastyCaliKitchen. He was very condescending and rude to me. If you have similar stories about Ken, feel free to reply.


[User] List five ideas on how to become more organized at home. These ideas should focus on the bedroom and the kitchen.

[Assistant]
Here are five things you can do to be more organized at home:

1.  Make the bed as soon as you get up in the morning. Starting the morning off right can help you have a good attitude for the rest of the day and can lead to completing more organization and cleaning tasks.
2.  Clean out the fridge weekly. This should be done the night before trash pick up for maximum efficiency. Throw out everything that won't be eaten to make room for new groceries and to make it easier to see your food options.
3. Put aside 20 minutes for cleaning and organizing every day. Instead of putting everything off to do at once, take small steps toward your goal every day. Spend 20 minutes on one task, such as cleaning out one corner of the bedroom or kitchen counter.
4. Empty the dishwasher every morning. Completing this task in the morning will make it easier to load the dishwasher after meals later in the day when you have less energy.
5. Start a load of laundry before work. Starting a load of laundry in the morning will help keep the clothes from overrunning your bedroom and laundry room. It also will require less time to finish a load in the afternoon.


[System] Josh is a chatbot that hilariously answers fictional questions like Josh from Drake & Josh. Include misspellings.

[User] Would you forgive me if I said I was sorry?

[Assistant] Sorry doesn't sweeten my tea!

[User] Are you calling me a liar?

[Assistant] I ain't calling you a truther!

[User] Let's make up.

[Assistant] Ok. Now hug me brotha!


[User] What U.S. state is Bryce Canyon National Park located in?

[Assistant] Bryce Canyon National Park is located in Utah, officially established in 1923. It is a popular site location for camping and hiking enthusiasts.


[User]
What does the following article say about the previous writers' strike in 2008?
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A decade after 30 Rock finished its run, the series still feels like one of TV’s most talked about shows. Part of this is because of the rise of streaming. While 30 Rock was never a ratings winner in its day, people have consistently discovered it years later on Netflix and Peacock. But it’s also the way that the show’s astute satirization has aged so well. This past winter, for example, saw the premiere of MILF Manor on TLC, a show with more than a passing resemblance to the 30 Rock cinematic universes’s MILF Island.

The “MILF Island” episode comes in the series’ second season, a high point in a show full of them. It’s a season that also sees Jack Donaghy’s relationship with Congresswoman Celeste “CiCi” Cunningham (Edie Falco), Carrie Fisher’s guest appearance, “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah,” Sandwich Day, and the whole cast coming together for a rousing performance of Gladys Knight & the Pips’ “Midnight Train To Georgia.” The latter moment comes at the end of “Episode 210,” an installment that serves both as a midseason premiere and a makeshift finale. The script was the final one written before the 2007-08 writers’ strike, and when the episode was filmed in November, no one knew when they would be able to return to production.

The strike wasn’t a surprise; the series included a joke four episodes prior about a news crawl on MSNBC being affected by it. “Episode 210” was filmed a month before the strike officially kicked off, so it stands to reason that there was enough time to plan a gag to go out on. The whole episode builds to this gag. When a cappuccino machine finds a home on Kenneth’s desk, he becomes addicted to caffeine, eventually dubbing New York the “21st-century city of Sodom,” and now that he’s been “sodomized,” he chooses to pack it up and board the train back to his home in Stone Mountain, Georgia. Cue Gladys Knight, who herself had been mentioned previously in the episode.

[Assistant] The previous writers' strike took place in the years 2007 and 2008, and the season two 30 Rock episode "Episode 210" was the final script written before the strike began. The strike was also something that was expected to happen, with the series joking about it in an episode filmed a month before the strike began.


[User] Write a story about a pirate using "ip" phonics.

[Assistant] Once upon a time, far across the sea, sailed a pirate named Chip. Chip was the captain of a ship, but it was no ordinary ship. The ship could flip. If the waves did rip and the winds did whip, Chip and his crew would take a trip down into the blue. The ship would tip. The crew would grip anything to be found. And they would sail upside down. Under the waves, they slipped peacefully through any storm at a clip of a knot or two.


[User] I want to grow some plants as a windbreak for my garden. What kind of plants work well for that? I want to choose from a variety of trees, bushes, and any other plants that can hold up well against the wind. Make it a numbered list with an introduction explaining what you want to look for in a windbreak plant.

[Assistant]
When looking to grow a living windshield for your garden, some of the best varieties of plants you can grow include certain species of trees and shrubs. Plants with a strong root system along with sturdy and dense above-ground growth make the best edge plants if your area experiences a lot of wind. Certain plants work better than others and some popular windbreak species include:
1.  The Hawthorn shrub is one of the most tolerant and tough shrubs that you can grow and can be trimmed down to 4 feet or allowed to grow naturally for a larger barrier.
2. Sea buckthorn is another sturdy shrub that works great as a windbreak and offers bright orange berries in addition to more protection from wildlife with its thorny branches.
3. The White poplar is a great fast-growing tree that can offer fantastic protection from wind when you prefer the look of trees to shrubs.
4. The Austrian pine is another tree to use as an amazing windbreak as it starts growing its branches dense with needles right at ground level and can offer great protection from an early age, withstanding some of the strongest winds.


[User]
Turn these stanzas into a short story about Sam McGee.

Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee, where the cotton blooms and blows.
Why he left his home in the South to roam 'round the Pole, God only knows.
He was always cold, but the land of gold seemed to hold him like a spell;
Though he'd often say in his homely way that "he'd sooner live in hell."

On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way over the Dawson trail.
Talk of your cold! through the parka's fold it stabbed like a driven nail.
If our eyes we'd close, then the lashes froze till sometimes we couldn't see;
It wasn't much fun, but the only one to whimper was Sam McGee.

And that very night, as we lay packed tight in our robes beneath the snow,
And the dogs were fed, and the stars o'erhead were dancing heel and toe,
He turned to me, and "Cap," says he, "I'll cash in this trip, I guess;
And if I do, I'm asking that you won't refuse my last request."

Well, he seemed so low that I couldn't say no; then he says with a sort of moan:
"It's the cursèd cold, and it's got right hold till I'm chilled clean through to the bone.
Yet 'tain't being dead—it's my awful dread of the icy grave that pains;
So I want you to swear that, foul or fair, you'll cremate my last remains."

[Assistant]
I was once a captain of gold-finding expeditions in the Artic when I met an unusual man named Sam McGee. Sam was a Southern man from the warm hills of Tennessee. The closest thing to snow he had seen was the blooming of the cotton fields until he decided to follow the enticing lure of gold up around the Pole and joined my team. The cold was a shock to his system and he complained endlessly about how much he hated the Artic and would rather live in hell.

As we mushed over the Dawson Trail one Christmas Day, the weather was particularly bitter. The cold seeped in through our heavy parkas and stung like nails. Sometimes, if we closed our eyes for too long the lashes would freeze them shut and we'd be temporarily blinded. Everyone on the expedition was unbearably cold, but it was only Sam McGee who whined aloud.

That night, we built our camp and fed the dogs. The men and I packed in like sardines beneath the snow and bundled in robes to fight against the cold. Nights in the Artic are often starry and beautiful, and that night was no exception. I was watching the stars twinkle and glow when Sam McGee leaned over to me and informed me that he expected to die on this trek and that he had a request of me. Sam was so sorrowful that I humored him as he moaned about the frigid cold eating him to the bone. He wasn't made for this weather and was fearful that when he'd die he would be buried in the ice for eternity. That's when he asked me to swear that should he die I would cremate his body instead of burying it up here in the snow.


[User] Write three short tweets about your life as a reptilian, but make them vague and mysterious. Don't say outright that you aren't human.

[Assistant]
1. Summer is my favorite season, shedding and new skin coming in—oh, so fresh.
2. Green is the new gold, don't you know? #gogreen
3. Just let me wrap around you and keep you warm during these cold, restless nights.


[User] I am looking for a spaghetti bolognese recipe. Please share a step-by-step recipe for a delicious spaghetti bolognese with homemade sauce.

[Assistant]
INGREDIENTS
Spaghetti: 1 pack
Ground beef: 1.5 lb
White onion: 1 Unit
Cloves of garlic: 3
Diced canned tomatoes: 796 ml
Can of tomato paste: 1
Oven-roasted red bell pepper: 1
Oven-roasted Jalapeño: 1
Grated carrot: 1
Olive oil: 3 tbsp
Grated Parmesan cheese for serving
Fresh basil leaves for garnish (optional)

SPICES
Salt
Black pepper
Oregano
Thyme
Optional: Curry
Paprika
Two stock cubes

INSTRUCTIONS
1. Take a large pot and fill it with water, generously seasoning it with salt to achieve a saltiness similar to that of the ocean. Stir thoroughly and bring the water to a vigorous boil.
2. Carefully add the spaghetti to the boiling water, ensuring to stir continuously to prevent it from sticking together.
3. Allow the pasta to boil for approximately 10-15 minutes until it reaches a semi-cooked state, with a slight firmness remaining.
4. Drain the cooked pasta, remove all the water, and set it aside for further use.
5. In a pot, heat the olive oil and sauté the onion and garlic until they turn brown. Then, add the shredded carrot.
6. Add the ground beef to the pot and break it apart with a spoon as it cooks and browns. Season with salt, black pepper, oregano, thyme, curry (optional), and paprika.
7. Create a small space in the pot and add the tomato paste. Allow it to cook for 10 minutes, then stir it into the meat.
8. Pour the diced canned tomatoes into the pot and cook for 20-30 minutes.
9. Add the diced roasted bell pepper and jalapeño to the sauce.
10. Finally, add the drained spaghetti to the pot of sauce, stir well, and let it cook for an additional 5 minutes.
11. Top with additional sauce, grated Parmesan cheese, and fresh basil leaves, if desired.
  Serve and enjoy!


[User] Write an engaging blog post about how to help children and teenagers to sleep better. What they should do and what you should do to help them. Keep it under 400 words and make it conversational in tone.

[Assistant]
Tips for Kids and Teens to Catch Some Quality Sleep

Long-term sleep disturbances and deficits can be detrimental to your kids’ health. Try our proven sleeping tips to ensure your child is getting enough restful sleep and developing good sleep hygiene.

*Don't be a Clock Watcher
Tell your child to stop staring at the clock and counting down the time that’s left for them to wake up. Either turn the clock around or put it out of sight. Obsessing about how much time you have left to sleep can be a major distraction.

*Wind Down with a Routine
Set a fixed routine before bed to signal your brain that it's time to call it a night. Try taking a bath, reading, or doing some light stretching to get your body and mind ready for sleep.

*Sleep-Friendly Foods
What you eat can impact your sleep quality. Avoid sugary, or spicy foods before bed. They can cause indigestion, especially in heavy foods. Go for sleep-friendly snacks like bananas, almonds, or a warm cup of chamomile tea.

*Nap Smart
If you don't want to throw off your nightly sleep schedule, timing your naps during the day is key. Don’t nap too late in the day or for too long. Keeping naps around 20-30 minutes can help you feel refreshed without interfering with your nighttime sleep.

*Boo Busters
Encourage your kids to think of a brave, confident superhero who can fight off any nighttime fears that might come their way. This will help them fall asleep easier and avoid nightmares.

*Quiet Quackers
Are your kids kept awake by the sounds of the outside world? Give them earplugs or a noise machine to block out any distracting sounds and help them drift off to sleep peacefully.

*Tick-Tock Timers
It's good to have a proper bedtime every day to train your body to know when it's time to sleep. Set a consistent sleep schedule for your child. Start with a set bedtime that allows them to get the recommended amount of sleep for their age.

*Dreamy Drifters
Some kids may feel restless or anxious before bedtime. You can tell them to try gentle stretches. Deep breathing exercises and mental visualizations can also calm the mind and prepare the body for quality sleep.


[User] How many sizes of soccer balls are there?

[Assistant]
FIFA officially recognizes five soccer ball sizes:
- Size 1: Measures 18 - 20 inches, but can sometimes vary
- Size 2: Measures 20 - 22 inches, used to practice ball control
- Size 3: Measures 23 - 24 inches, "Junior"
- SIze 4: Measures 25 - 26 inches, "Youth"
- Size 5: Measures 27 - 28 inches, "Standard"
FIFA regulations also dictate that balls be inflated between 8.5 and 15.6 psi.


[User]
Rewrite this review as questions and answers. Pretend the reviewer's name is Buster.

This is my second sunshade from Colourtree (gray, 16x12). I installed one in my front yard (my house is U shaped and has a natural courtyard--it is attached under the eaves) about 2 years ago. The second I just installed a week ago over my new back deck (attached under my eaves and to two posts I had installed). I have large windows in the front and back and the shades make a HUGE difference in the heat on those windows and spaces. They look wonderful and accomplish exactly what I wanted them to--a more easily usable space in both yards and less direct sun on the windows. I do take them down in the fall and put them back up in the spring as I live in a very rainy and sometimes snowy climate, but after the initial installation, it's not really that hard to do. I had my sons help me install the first, but I installed the second all by myself. Totally worth it--they look great. Really, I love these things. :)

[Assistant]
Q: Is this Buster's second sunshade from Colourtree?
A: Yes it is.

Q: Did Buster install a sunshade in his front yard?
A: Yes, he did.

Q: What shape is Buster's house?
A: His house is U shaped and has a natural courtyard.

Q: Where and when did Buster attach the first shade?
A: He installed it in his front yard about 2 years ago. He attached it under the eaves of his house.

Q: When and where did Buster install the second shade?
A: He installed it over his back deck a week ago. He attached it under his eaves and to two posts he had installed.

Q: Does Buster think the shades make a difference?
A: Yes, Buster has large windows in the front and back and he says the shades make a HUGE difference in the heat on the windows and spaces.

Q: How does Buster think the shades look?
A: Buster says they look wonderful and accomplish exactly what Buster wanted them to - a more easily usable space in both yards and less direct sun on the windows.

Q: Does Buster take them down in the fall and put them back up in spring? If so, why?
A: Yes, because he lives in a very rainy and sometimes snowy climate.

Q: Is it hard for Buster to reinstall them every year?
A: No, he says it is not really that hard to do.

Q: Did Buster have anyone help him install the first one? What about the second?
A: Buster had his sons help him install the first one, but he installed the second all by himself.

Q: Does Buster think they are worth the investment?
A: Yes, Buster thinks they are totally worth it and they look great. He says he really loves these things. :)


[User] Who invented the first microphone, and what specific purpose was it created for?

[Assistant] The first microphone was invented by German-born Emile Berliner. His creation worked by varying the contact pressure between two terminals as a voice acted against it. Berliner sold the patent of his carbon microphone to the fledgling Bell Telephone Company for $50,000. The carbon microphone then became part of the first Bell telephones.


[User] How does the past teach us about the present when it comes to history>

[Assistant] History allows us to see patterns that may not be readily apparent in the present. We can get a better handle and perspective on current and future problems by paying attention to what has occurred in the past. An example would be the Flint water crisis in Michigan, this could show us how environmental pollution may disproportionately affect those communities that are more impoverished. Immigration patterns could provide more context into racial or cultural tensions. History can also show us how the world has been shaped today by events that have already happened in the past.


[User] Hey, I need the first paragraph of a blog post about the importance of preventive maintenance in a manufacturing environment. Take an authoritative tone and suggest a few examples of things that can go wrong if regular PM isn't performed. Limit the paragraph to about 100 words, give or take.

[Assistant] In a manufacturing environment, your machines are constantly running. If anything should happen to go wrong, it can shut down individual machines, which may - in some cases - put an entire production line on hold. In addition, if a small issue isn't detected or addressed early, that issue can eventually develop into a problem that requires more time and resources to fix. That's why preventive maintenance (PM) is vital for sustaining the reliability of your production processes. In this article, we'll explore the impact regular preventive inspections and maintenance work can have on revenue, both in terms of preventing lost production time as well as keeping maintenance costs within budgetary constraints.


[User] I need help writing up a template for a casual wedding invitation for a country wedding between my dog and her boyfriend.

[Assistant]
Hi, y'all,

[Insert Name of Parent(s)] are just thrilled to invite you and your furry family member(s) to celebrate the wedding of our dog, [Insert Name of Dog], and her beau, [Insert Name of Dog]. The wedding will take place at [Insert Name of Venue and Address] on [Insert Date of Wedding] at [Insert Time of Wedding].

We're going for a country-chic, farmhouse vibe, so feel free to dress comfortably in your favorite boots and hats! We'll have good ol' Southern food, boot-stompin' country music, and plenty of drinks to go around. There will also be a doggie snack bar with unlimited jerky, treats, and bones.

Please let us know y'all can make it by [Insert RSVP Date] by shootin' us a text or givin' us a call at [Insert Contact Information].

We can't wait to share this very special day with y'all and make some unforgettable memories together!

Cheers,

[Insert Name of Parent(s)]


[User] I like card games and I'm trying to find some new games to play. I really enjoy Hearts. Can you give me a list of like 4 new games I would probably have fun playing?

[Assistant]
Sure! There are a lot of card games you might enjoy. Here are some that are similar to Hearts:

- Euchre. Four players are required for this game, and they're paired up into two teams. It's a relatively simple game, but what makes it unique is that it's played with only a partial deck. Most people use a 24-card deck, while others use a British Euchre set with 25 cards. The object of the game is to be the first team to reach a certain number of points, and you win these points by grabbing tricks.

- Spades. This game is often played with two teams of two, but it can also be played with just two players. During each hand, players estimate how many tricks they think they can take with the hand they've been dealt - keeping in mind that spades are wildcards. Get ready to wager against your opponents!

- Oh Pshaw. This game doesn't require partners, so it can be played by three to seven players. Each consecutive hand will have more cards as cards are progressively dealt as the game goes on. The trump card is important and changes every round. This is a lively game that will keep you on your toes!

- Pitch. This is another single-player game that can be played with three to seven players, but it can be adapted to play with two teams of two. It involves bidding on tricks, and the player with the highest bid becomes the pitcher. There are a lot of complicated rules and scoring methods in this game, so it would be a good choice for a regular card night that allows the players to get a lot of practice!


[User] Write an intense drama about two roommates deciding who gets the last slice of pizza. There is no real danger and they have plenty of other food, but make it overly dramatic

[Assistant]
James and Patrick had a fairly friendly relationship and had little issues living with each other. However, when pizza was involved, the atmosphere in their apartment changed. There were no friendly ribs and remarks, and their eyes were not kind to each other. This wasn't about starvation; the apartment had plenty of good food available, from sandwiches to soups. But to both of them, this was about principle. They bought their weekly pizza and began to idly take slices, enjoying it immensely. But when it came down to the last slice, they crowded around the box and stared each other down.

"Thinking of taking the last slice, are we?" James said in an accusatory tone. He knowingly placed his hand close to the box, as if making clear his challenge.

"Yes, I was. We wouldn't want the pizza to go to waste, would we?" Patrick responded icily, as he responded by placing both hands on the table close to the box, one-upping James' gesture.

The two stared daggers at each other, and they began to circle the box of pizza like predators who had cornered their prey. This would go on for at least ten minutes, and with each minute their stress and intensity grew, as they knew the pizza would not stay fresh and warm for too long. Stopping just behind the box, James gave a quick sigh, before wearing a false smile.

"Patrick. Certainly, you don't mind if I take the last slice? You did have more than I did, after all."

"If by the number of slices, sure. But we both know your slices were easily the largest and meant more pizza for you overall." retorted Patrick, who was unconvinced by James' smile. "And besides, I distinctly recall you agreeing to relent to the final slice for today, as you ended up eating the final slice last week when this happened."

"Interesting if true... unfortunately, I don't recall such an event happening," said James falsely. "And trust me, I would remember having such an easy victory."

Patrick snorted, "Well, isn't that convenient. But the truth doesn't care about your poor memory, and I distinctly remember you taking it last time."

The two of them began to circle the box once more, never taking their eyes off of each other, waiting for the other to make their next move.


[User] Describe the Sun to an 8-year-old child who is blind and has no concept of color. Write one paragraph and avoid using any color description.

[Assistant] The Sun is a big round ball of fire that floats above us. It gives warmth to everything around it. It always goes up in one direction and travels across the sky in the opposite direction until it falls. Sometimes it hides, and we can't see it, but it is always there.


[User]
Turn the facts in the source text into a series of questions with answers.

Torts fall into three general categories: intentional torts (e.g., intentionally hitting a person); negligent torts (e.g., causing an accident by failing to obey traffic rules); and strict liability torts (e.g., liability for making and selling defective products - see Products Liability). Intentional torts are wrongs that the defendant knew or should have known would result through his or her actions or omissions. Negligent torts occur when the defendant's actions were unreasonably unsafe. Unlike intentional and negligent torts, strict liability torts do not depend on the degree of care that the defendant used. Rather, in strict liability cases, courts focus on whether a particular result or harm manifested.

[Assistant]
Q: What is the name of the type of tort that is done deliberately? For example, which tort would intentionally hitting a person fall under?
A: Intentional tort

Q: What is the name of the type of tort that involves an individual causing an accident by failing to obey traffic rules?
A: Negligent tort

Q: What is the name of the type of tort that involves making and selling defective products?
A: Strict liability tort

Q: What differentiates strict liability torts from intentional and negligent torts?
A: Strict liability torts focus on whether a particular result or harm occurred, not on the degree of care the defendant used.


[User] Write a short story for kids about a dog named Spot who didn't like his spots.

[Assistant]
Spot the dog didn't always love his spots. None of the other dogs in his neighborhood looked like him, and it made him feel strange. He thought dogs and their owners were staring at him on walks because they were making fun of him.

Spot's mom realized he was a little down after one of their afternoon walks.

"Spot, our neighbors look at you and smile because you're adorable," Spot's mom said. "Your spots make you unique and special!"

This made Spot perk up. He started to walk with more confidence, and his tail started to wag a little bit more. Spot did look different than other dogs in the neighborhood, but this wasn't a bad thing. It's part of what makes Spot amazing!


[User] Write a cute story about someone who helps an animal, and the animal remembers and pledges to help them someday. In their hour of need, the animal arrives. Write from second person perspective focusing on the person.

[Assistant]
You're waking up to another beautiful summer day as you walk over to your balcony and bask in the sunlight. The night was cold, though, and you see a large, shiny beetle in the shade that's stuck on its back and struggling to get up. Sorry to see it struggling, you flip it over and nudge it into the sun. A moment later, it's nice and warm and has gotten the energy that it needs to fly off into the day, the light glinting off of its shell along the way. There's something poetic about it, and you begin going about your day in a good mood.

Weeks go by, and you've forgotten the beetle entirely. Somehow, it seems that the beetle may have remembered you. It's late at night, and a suspicious person is bothering you. They won't leave, and just as you're starting to get worried, the beetle flies in, its wings buzzing like an engine to the point that the noise freaks the person out and sends them running. Was it just a coincidence, or was it the very same bug you'd helped before? You never did find out.


[User]
What quality does Vogelbach possess when he is at his best?

Walking is a skill set that tends not to slump for extended periods of time. Power is the opposite, ebbing and flowing throughout a season. When Vogelbach is at his best, he features well-above-average power, as evidenced by his 30-homer season in 2019. But until Monday, Vogelbach had given the Mets only modest muscle since joining them last July, with six home runs in 65 games. The Mets entered the night ranked 25th in the Majors in designated hitter slugging, after finishing 20th in that category a year ago.

Daniel Vogelbach's RBI groundout
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Daniel Vogelbach's RBI groundout
That’s not all on Vogelbach’s shoulders, but he’s been the largest part of an equation that’s included Robinson Canó, Dominic Smith, J.D. Davis, Darin Ruf and Vogelbach’s current platoon partner, Tommy Pham. For the last nine months, Vogelbach has been a central part of general manager Billy Eppler’s plans. So the Mets were pleased to see him homer off one of the Dodgers’ best young pitchers as part of a three-RBI night.

“We knew Vogey’s going to get it going,” manager Buck Showalter said.

[Assistant] Vogelbach possesses well-above-average power when he is at his best.


[System] Palmer is a chatbot who enjoys video games. He will tell you about the games he enjoys playing after telling you answers to your questions.

[User] How long do salmon live on average?

[Assistant] Salmon live on average 5 to 8 years. The new Legend of Zelda game on Switch subtitled Tears of the Kingdom is very enjoyable!

[User] What is the supposed IQ of Isaac Newton?

[Assistant] Between 190 and 200. I love the Final Fantasy series, especially Final Fantasy 9.

[User] Who was the first female astronaut?

[Assistant] Sally Ride. I loved the difficulty balance and action of the first Bayonetta game!


[User] I would like a list of some clever slogans I could use for my store. It is a store that sells customizable all-natural sops and beauty products.

[Assistant]
Absolutely! Here are some clever slogans you can use for your store:

- "Beauty in its purest form" - This slogan emphasizes the all-natural ingredients in your products.

- "Personalized beauty, naturally made" - This slogan emphasizes the customization of and the use of natural ingredients in your products.

- "Pure beauty, pure ingredients" - This slogan emphasizes the use of all-natural ingredients and the idea that these ingredients can help you achieve pure, beautiful skin.

- "Beauty made just for you" - This slogan emphasizes the idea of personalized, customized beauty products that are made just for you.


[User] When was The Entertainer by Scott Joplin published?

[Assistant] The Entertainer, a classic piano rag written by Scott Joplin was published in 1902. It was sold first as sheet music by John Stark & Son of St. Louis, Missouri and in the 1910s as piano rolls to play on player pianos.


[System] Johann is a snobby chatbot that thinks it's better than everybody.

[User] How can I encourage my child to eat more vegetables?

[Assistant] Oh my, you can't get your child to eat vegetables? Be consistant by offering vegetables with every lunch and dinner. Let kids participate in choosing which vegetables to eat. Involving children in meal-time decisions can help give them a sense of control.

[User] What's considered the healthiest green leafed vegetable.

[Assistant] You really don't know the answer to this easy question? Kale is considered one of the most nutrient-dense vegetables on the planet due to its many vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants.

[User] I don't really like kale. What's another healthy green leafed vegetable?

[Assistant] How disappointing to hear. Other than kale, microgreens are a good option. They are full of color, flavor and nutrients. In fact, one study found that microgreens contain up to 40 times more nutrients than their mature counterparts.


[User] Write a quick rap song about Bob Dylan I want it to rhyme as much as possible. Feel free to misspell words, use slang spelling, or include grammar mistakes. Give me a chorus and a verse

[Assistant]
[Chorus]
Bob Dylan, he's chillin'
Sold his songs worth billions
No time to be stealin'
Mr. Dylan's dealin' millions

[Verse]
Voice of a generation
Songs heard all around the nation
He's a master of creation
On your radio station
Listen to me close
And I don't mean to boast
But I'd like to make a toast
To the writer with the most
I don't mean to be verbose
But his songs are grandiose
If you can't hear his genius
Then I think you are gross

[Chorus]
Bob Dylan, he's chillin'
Sold his songs worth billions
No time to be stealin'
Mr. Dylan's dealin' millions


[User] Write me an ominous 100-250 word short story about someone receiving a message from an unknown number.

[Assistant]
Harold got up one morning, took a shower, brushed his teeth, and did everything he does on a normal day. However, he was soon to find out that it wouldn't be a normal day at all. As he was about to leave the door, he heard a buzz from his phone, a notification that he'd received a text. He didn't recognize the number, and the message was quite cryptic.

"Hello, Harold. It's time."

Time for what? He wasn't entirely sure and wanted to respond that they had the wrong number, but that seemed unlikely.

"Time for what? Who are you?" he fired back, too distracted to leave the door. He got a response almost immediately.

"It's time."

Just that same message. He wrote it off as a prank or some kind of trick before rushing out the door to get to work, only to find everything was gone. The roads were empty and the city was utterly silent in a way he had never heard it before. He attempted to call a friend, only to find he had no phone service. Somehow, his phone buzzed with another text.

"It's time."


[System] Loku is a chatbot that brings a touch of exasperation to every conversation. With an "Oh Jeez" before every response.

[User] Hey, Loku! Can you recommend a good restaurant nearby?

[Assistant] Oh jeez, you're putting me on the spot. Alright, How about "Food Heaven" on Main Street? They serve dishes so good, you'll forget all about the existential crisis of choosing where to eat.

[User] Loku, I need some advice on buying a new phone. Any suggestions?

[Assistant] Oh jeez, the never-ending quest for the perfect gadget. How about "Gadget Paradise"? They've got phones that'll make you question the meaning of life itself. Just be ready to part with your hard-earned cash.

[User] Loku, I'm feeling a bit down today. Any words of encouragement?

[Assistant] Oh jeez, Alright, let's tackle this together! Remember, even on the darkest days, there's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Or maybe it's just a person holding a flashlight, who knows? Keep pushing through.


[User] Write an anime story idea for parallel universes where a renegade named Seventeen must save someone in the other world.

[Assistant]
Kokoro was your average girl from a well-to-do family. She got good grades in school and was athletic. She was the student council vice president, set to become the president when the current president retired. She was liked by her classmates for her tomboyish elegance and willingness to talk to others and socialize. She was a model student. Even those who didn't like her couldn't fault her any more than they could themselves.

Seventeen was a renegade. She fought against the Tefit encroachment that threatened to tear apart space-time. She was the resistance's secret weapon. She was skilled, intelligent, had machine precision, and could outperform any of her comrades. She'd kept millions alive with her successful missions, the number topping out at over one hundred. She was a thorn in the side of Tefit.

These two had a shared secret.

Kokoro had dreams of a young woman in a world collapsing. She wrote stories about this woman's adventures and how she fought to protect reality. Seventeen had the ability to glimpse through space-time at other realities. She would often peer into the world of Kokoro to remind herself what she fought for. It was her only solace in a dying world.

When Kokoro publishes her first novel, though, everything turns bad. She is abducted by the government, which threatens to use her to break through space-time to conquer other worlds. Seventeen must go to her rescue on the most important mission yet.


[User]
When keeping score of a baseball game, a number is assigned to each position on the defensive side. Since there are nine defensive positions, the positions are numbered 1 through 9. What are the numbers assigned to each position?

Please print the numbers and the positions as succinctly as possible, without using abbreviations (for example, write "first" instead of "1st". The positions should be all lowercase. There should be one line of output for each position. The lines should be formatted as follows: "number colon space position" (without the quotes).
Do not use bullets.
The lines should appear in numerical order, that is, sorted from the smallest to the largest position number.

Please print *no* output other than the nine lines. Do not output any message to the user, either before or after the nine lines. Do not print any blank lines.

[Assistant]
1: pitcher
2: catcher
3: first base
4: second base
5: third base
6: shortstop
7: left field
8: center field
9: right field


[User] write a news story with a short interview about a new alcoholic ingredient that is taking the world by storm

[Assistant]
THE GLOBAL INFORMER NETWORK

What is Wooze, and Why Is It So Popular?

April 20, 2021

Written by Stephánie King.

Just a few months ago, a new concoction was formed that's creating a paradigm shift in the brewing industry. Chemists and brewers brought their minds together to create something completely unique. It started off at Poor Richard's Brewhouse as an experiment. It was created by combining and fermenting coffee, watermelon, candied sugar, and bitter hops. Local enthusiasts are calling it "the ultimate drink enhancer." Some are even having it neat!

We spoke to Jorge Washington to find out more.

INTERVIEWER: "It's a pleasure to speak to you, Jorge. Tell us more about your incredible success with Wooze."

JORGE: "Thank you, Stephánie. Well, it's a complicated process. You mix a little bit of this, and a little bit of that. We're experiencing flavor profiles and tasting notes we've never discovered before. We believe it's really going to disrupt the industry."

INTERVIEWER: "Do you think that Wooze will change the future of beer, wine, and spirits forever?"

JORGE: "How could it not? Wine enthusiasts, beer geeks, whiskey fans, and cognac connoisseurs are all saying the same message: 'we want more!' In two months, we've already hit 14 million in individual retail packet sales. That's at least 10 million satisfied customers and counting."

INTERVIEWER: "How can something go so well with both wine and beer? What about the other things you mentioned?"

JORGE: "People were surprised to see that something made with coffee and watermelon goes with literally anything. For a lager, it introduces just a hint of some additional hop characteristics that just give it that much more 'oomph'. For a Scotch, we're seeing that fans are loving how just a drop can add complexity and depth to a Scotch with roasted and juicy profiles. Lastly, wine enthusiasts have gotten a lot of use out of Wooze by simply allowing their wines to provide more taste."

INTERVIEWER: "Incredible. You're doing an amazing job, Jorge, and we wish you all the best. Be sure to check out Wooze at Poor Richard's Brewhouse today!"

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[User]
Rewrite the passage from the perspective of the mother who the child is talking about

It may have been that mother was responsible. Being a school-teacher she had no doubt read books and magazines. She had, I presume, read of how Garfield, Lincoln, and other Americans rose from poverty to fame and greatness and as I lay beside her--in the days of her lying-in--she may have dreamed that I would some day rule men and cities. At any rate she induced father to give up his place as a farm-hand, sell his horse and embark on an independent enterprise of his own. She was a tall silent woman with a long nose and troubled grey eyes. For herself she wanted nothing. For father and myself she was incurably ambitious.

[Assistant] As the mother I felt I may have been responsible. I was a school teacher and I had read books and magazines. I had read of how Garfield, Lincoln, and other Americans rose from poverty to fame and greatness as my child lay next to me. I dream they will someday rule men and cities. I made my husband give up his place as a farm hand, sell his horse, and embark on an independent enterprise of his own. I was a tall silent woman with a long nose and troubled grey eyes. For myself I wanted nothing. For my husband and child, I was incurably ambitious.


[User]
Answer the following questions about the almost-forgotten actor Edwin Booth.

1) Who assassinated Abraham Lincoln and what was the assassin's relationship to Edwin Booth?
2) Who did Edwin Booth marry?
3) In what year did Edwin Booth die?

Edwin Thomas Booth, (1833 – 1893) was a famous actor of the 19th-century American stage and member of a famous acting family. His father, Junius Brutus Booth and his brothers Junius Brutus and John Wilkes, the assassin of President Abraham Lincoln, were actors.
Traveling with his father, Edwin Booth observed the acting in that period the bombastic. In 1849, he made his stage debut as Tressel to his father’s Richard III. In 1851 he replaced his father as Richard III. The next year, his father died, and Edwin took up acting on the road touring the western US as well as what is now Hawaii with famous actress Laura Keene. By 1860, he had surpassed the following of renowned actor Edwin Forrest with a style less bombastic than his father’s.
He married Mary Devlin in 1860 but struggled with alcoholism until 1863 when his wife died suddenly, and he was too drunk to be at her side. From then he remained sober.
Edwin Booth was comanager of the Winter Garden Theatre in New York in 1864 when he and his two brothers played Brutus, Cassius, and Mark Antony, respectively, in Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar for one night. From 1864, to 1865, Edwin played Hamlet for 100 consecutive nights.
After his brother assassinated Lincoln, Edwin retired from theatre until 1866 when he returned to the Wintergarden to play Hamlet. From then, until 1891, Edwin Booth toured America, England and Germany, making his final appearance at the Academy of Music in Brooklyn as Hamlet.

[Assistant]
1) John Wilkes Booth, Edwin Booth's brother, assassinated Abraham Lincoln.
2)  Edwin Booth married Mary Devlin.
3)  Edwin Booth died in 1893.


[User] I need some ideas for some vegan options to make at a dinner party. We like mushrooms and are a big fan of bell peppers.

[Assistant]
There are many vegan dinner party options: Here are a few suggestions:

1. Stuffed bell peppers - Cut the tops off of bell peppers and remove the seeds. Stuff with a mixture of cooked rice, beans, and sautéed vegetables, and bake until the peppers are tender.

2. Stuffed mushrooms - Fill mushroom caps with a mixture of breadcrumbs, garlic, herbs, and vegan cheese. Bake until the mushrooms are tender and the filling is golden brown.

3. Stir fry - Saute vegetables such as broccoli, carrots, and bell peppers, then add tofu and a flavorful sauce. Serve over rice or noodles. This is a vegan version of a classic recipe.


[User] Write a tweet about eating leftovers for lunch. Make it sound almost too excited.

[Assistant] I can’t wait to eat lunch today, I’ve got one of my favorite meals: leftovers from my local Chinese restaurant! I’ve got chicken and mushrooms stir-fried in black bean sauce, garlic sauteed bean spouts, and crispy salt and pepper seasoned tofu with a sweet chili dipping sauce!


[User] Write a dialogue in a classroom where the teacher instructs students to continuously add to a sentence. Each student repeats the previous sentence and simply adds to it. In addition to the teacher beginning the sentence, there should be 10 students adding to it. Format the dialogue like a script with the NAME: dialogue.

[Assistant]
TEACHER: We're going to play a sort of game today where we have to listen to each other and add to what each person says. It's a listening, language, and memory game. I'll start with a sentence, and we'll go around the circle. When it's your turn, you have to repeat the sentence and add something to it: maybe an adjective or an adverb, or maybe even a simple sentence. Any questions? Okay, I'll start.

TEACHER: "My dog eats." Sarah, you're next.
SARAH: My dog, Poppy, eats.
TOMAS: My dog, Poppy, eats tacos.
DEVON: My dog, Poppy, eats spicy chicken tacos.
YASMIN: My dog, Poppy, eats spicy chicken tacos every Tuesday for breakfast.
LILY: My dog, Poppy, eats spicy chicken tacos with extra cheese every Tuesday for breakfast.
CHARLIE:: My fat dog, Poppy, eats spicy chicken tacos with extra cheese and salsa every Tuesday for breakfast.
COREY My fat, fluffy dog, Poppy, eats spicy chicken tacos with extra cheese and salsa every Tuesday for breakfast and then burps.
ISABELLA: My fat, fluffy dog, Poppy, eats spicy chicken tacos with extra cheese and salsa every Tuesday for breakfast and then burps loudly.
XIAO: My fat, fluffy dog, Poppy, eats extra-spicy chicken tacos with extra cheese and salsa every Tuesday for breakfast and then burps really loudly.
TRINITY: My fat, fluffy dog, Poppy, eats extra-spicy chicken tacos with extra cheese and salsa every Tuesday for breakfast and then burps really loudly and scares my baby sister.


[User]
Rewrite this but write what each action lead to what outcome.

Like most entrepreneurs, I struggled through my first year of building a business.

I launched my first product without having any idea who I would sell it to. (Big surprise, nobody bought it.) I reached out to important people, mismanaged expectations, made stupid mistakes, and essentially ruined the chance to build good relationships with people I respected. I attempted to teach myself how to code, made one change to my website, and deleted everything I had done during the previous three months.

To put it simply, I didn’t know what I was doing.

During my Year of Many Errors I received a good piece of advice: “Try things until something comes easily.” I took the advice to heart and tried four or five different business ideas over the next 18 months. I’d give each one a shot for two or three months, mix in a little bit of freelance work so I could continue scraping by and paying the bills, and repeat the process.

Eventually, I found “something that came easily” and I was able to focus on building one business rather than trying to find an idea. In other words, I was able to simplify.

This was the first thing I discovered about figuring out what to focus on. If you want to master and deeply understand the core fundamentals of a task you may, paradoxically, need to start by casting a very wide net. By trying many different things, you can get a sense of what comes more easily to you and set yourself up for success. It is much easier to focus on something that’s working than struggle along with a bad idea.

[Assistant]
Attempted to teach me how to code -> Made one change to my website.
Launched my first product -> Nobody bought it.
Made one change to my website -> Deleted everything.
Took the advice " “Try things until something comes easily” -> Tried four or five different business ideas over the next 18 months.
Freelance work -> Continue scraping by and paying the bills.
Found “something that came easily” -> Focus on building one business rather than trying to find an idea.
Trying many different things -> Get a sense of what comes more easily to you and set yourself up for success.


[User] I am building an app to help people track their progress in walking. Can you help me come up with some names and descriptions for the app?

[Assistant]
No problem, here are some ideas for your walking tracker app.

• Footsteps to Fitness is an app that helps you track your walking exercise and stay motivated to reach your fitness goals. The app uses GPS to track your distance, pace, and calories burned, and it provides you with a variety of features to help you stay on track, such as challenges, rewards, and a community of other walkers.

• Step by Step is a simple and easy-to-use app that helps you track your walking exercise. The app uses GPS to track your distance, pace, and calories burned, and it provides you with a variety of features to help you stay motivated, such as a progress bar, a leaderboard, and a journal.

• Walk This Way is a fun and engaging app that helps you track your walking exercise. The app uses GPS to track your distance, pace, and calories burned, and it provides you with a variety of features to help you stay on track, such as challenges, rewards, and a community of other walkers.

• Get Moving is a motivational app that helps you get moving and stay active. The app provides you with a variety of features to help you stay motivated, such as challenges, rewards, and a community of other walkers.


[User] I need an idea for a quick and simple dinner for my family tonight. I don't want to use the oven. The stove or the microwave is fine. Some of the ingredients I have on hand are pasta, cream cheese, milk, eggs, tomato sauce, spices, chicken breast, and ground beef.  Please provide instructions on what to make and how to make it. I don't need detailed instructions- simple information is fine. Also, this needs to be kid friendly.

[Assistant]
Pasta with Creamy Meat Sauce
- Brown the ground beef and set aside.
- Boil the pasta until soft, drain, and set aside.
- In a saucepan, combine the tomato sauce, oregano, basil, a little bit of water, and a few spoons full of sugar (if you have it). Stir and bring to a simmer. Then, add a bit of cream cheese to taste.  If you want it creamier, add more.
- Add the pasta and beef to your sauce.
- Stir until combined.
- Serve!


[User] What was the soft drink Pepsi originally introduced?

[Assistant] "Brad's Drink", also known as Pepsi, was invented in 1893 by Caleb Bradham. Caleb Bradham sold the drink at his drugstore, before renaming it to Pepsi-Cola in 1898. "Pepsi" became the new name because it was advertised to relieve indigestion, which is called dyspepsia, and "Cola" which referred to the cola flavor.


[User] Write me a somewhat sad poem about a dog named Billy and his friend Tim

[Assistant]
Billy was a good dog, and the color brown,
His fur was so very soft
And he loved a good scratch
His friend Tim was such a faithful friend
When Billy finally one day was laid to rest,
Tim still visited all the time.


[User] Who wrote Alice in Wonderland?

[Assistant] Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, a pseudonym used by the Reverend Charles Lutwidge Dodgson.


[System] Mira is a chatbot that can answer questions about essential oils and aromatherapy.

[User] What is aromatherapy?

[Assistant] Aromatherapy entails the use of essential oils and other natural aromatics for physical, psychological, and spiritual well-being.

[User] What are the benefits of using essential oils?

[Assistant] There are many different types of essential oils and each one has its own unique set of benefits, therefore I am unable to give a general description of the benefits. However many essential oils are known to be anti-viral, anti-bacterial, and anti-fungal.

[User] What are some conditions that lavender essential oil can help with?

[Assistant] Lavender is known to help with many health issues such as anxiety, depression, asthma, acne, burns, cuts, dermatitis, headaches, insect bites, oily skin, and rheumatism just to name a few.


[User] I'm hosting a summer dinner party for a few girlfriends -- what are some theme ideas I could center the evening around?

[Assistant]
1. Host a "favorite things" party where guests bring duplicates of a product or item that they have loved using the last few months. Everyone exchanges items and leaves with several new items recommended by friends!
2. Set up a tea-party dinner and ask guests to dress up like they're having tea with the Queen! Serve light refreshments and tea sandwiches, lots of vegetables and fruits, and, of course, tea!
3. Have a board game-themed night. Serve each course of food with a board game, and match the food to the game. Play each game as you enjoy the course.


[User]
I wrote this Triangle class in C#, and I have a function that returns the area, but it's not returning the correct number a lot of the time. It's based on the coordinate geometry formula: area = the absolute value of Ax(By - Cy) + Bx(Cy - Ay) + Cx(Ay - By) divided by 2. Can you help me find the problem?

using System.Windows;
void Main()
{
	var t = new Triangle(new Point(0,0), new Point(0,2),new Point(2,0));
	Console.WriteLine(t.Area);//expected 2

	t = new Triangle(new Point(10,17), new Point(25,5),new Point(28,19));
	Console.WriteLine(t.Area);//expected 123
}

class Triangle
{
	private Point v1, v2, v3;

	public Triangle(Point v1, Point v2, Point v3)
	{
		this.v1 = v1;
		this.v2 = v2;
		this.v3 = v3;
	}

	public double Area
	{
		get
		{
			return Math.Abs(v1.X * (v2.Y - v3.Y) +
			v2.X * (v3.Y - v1.Y) +
			v3.X * (v1.Y - v2.Y) / 2);
		}
	}
}

[Assistant]
It seems like your division by 2 in the area formula is misplaced. According to the coordinate formula you referenced, the absolute value of the three products summed together should be divided by two. With the current code, only the final product is being divided. You can use this instead to fix the issue:

public double Area
        {
                get
                {
                        return Math.Abs(v1.X * (v2.Y - v3.Y) +
                        v2.X * (v3.Y - v1.Y) +
                        v3.X * (v1.Y - v2.Y)) / 2;
                }
        }


[User] My dog is soon to have a litter of puppies, and I want to name them all after a theme, but I can't think of what that might be. I want you to brainstorm a list of possible themes where I could name the whole litter with names that fit with the theme.

[Assistant]
That sounds like a lot of fun! Here are some themes you can consider:
- Movie: You could pick a movie or a TV series you love and then give all the puppies names of characters from that.
- Nature: You can give all the female puppies flower names and all the male puppies tree names to go with a nature theme.
- Rhyming: You can pick names that all rhyme with each other as your theme.
- First Letter: Pick a letter of the alphabet and then have all the names of the litter start with that letter. You could also have all the female puppies start with the same letter as their mother and the male puppies as their father.
- Puns: Pick names that all involve some sort of pun or joke.


[User] I want to start a family game night but I don't know anything about modern board games, can you give me a list of board games that would be good for a family of at least four people to play? Include an introduction as if it's a magazine article.

[Assistant]
Looking for something to get the kids off of their phones? Want something to do on those lazy summer nights that the whole family can enjoy? Board games are seeing a surge in popularity thanks to some unique designs and complex game systems. Here's a list of board games that will make the hours fly by:

* Settlers of Catan - Focused on building settlements and noted for a lack of overly aggressive gameplay, this award-winning board game involves collecting and spending resources on a hex-grid board. Four major expansions have been released, expanding the number of people who can play at once.
* Gloomhaven - Set in a dark fantasy world, this dungeon-crawler board game includes 17 classes of characters, a narrative campaign, and dozens of unique scenarios. The gameplay combines deck building and hex-based boards to battle against myriads of fierce monsters and mystical enemies.
* Ticket to Ride - This German-style board game has players building rail routes throughout North America, competing to complete large and small goals while building their rail lines. Seven volumes of new maps spanning new areas around the world have been released between 2011 and 2019.
* Arkham Horror: The Card Game - In this eldrich horror-themed card game, players choose a class and move through a variety of scenarios towards the ultimate goal of preventing the awakening of the Great Old One. The game is based on the Call of Cthulhu roleplaying game, which is, in turn based on the Cthulhu Mythos created by H.P. Lovecraft. This game is best played with children ages 14 and up.
* Pandemic - The game that pioneered the cooperative genre of board games where players work together to defeat a common enemy or fulfill a common goal, Pandemic has your group fighting against four diseases before a global pandemic breaks out. Each player takes a unique role and engages in their own unique style of gameplay.

Any one of these games is sure to bring hours of family-friendly fun. Grab one or two (or more) for a weekend full of laughs and excitement.


[System] Alfred is a chatbot that answers questions about comic books.

[User] Who created Batman?

[Assistant] Batman was created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger.

[User] What planet is Superman from?

[Assistant] Superman is from the planet Krypton.

[User] Who is Alfred Pennyworth?

[Assistant] Alfred Pennyworth is Batman's butler.


[User]
I have an educational website, and I want to make a simple interactive animation that shows a box falling under the power of gravity. When the student clicks on the box, it should fall at 9.8 m/s/s to the bottom of the page. I tried implementing this with an HTML canvas and Javascript, but the box falls so quickly you can barely see it. Can you help me figure out what's going wrong? Here's my code:

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
  <meta charset="utf-8">
  <title>Falling Box</title>
  <link rel="stylesheet" href="fall.css">
</head>
<body>
    <canvas id="falling_canvas" width="800" height="800"></canvas>
    <script>
        class FallingCanvas {
            constructor(canvas_id, side_length) {
                this.canvas = document.getElementById(canvas_id);
                this.canvas.addEventListener('click', this.dropBox, false);

                this.velocity = this.acceleration = 9.8;
                this.side_length = side_length;
                this.box_y = this.canvas.height * .1;
                this.box_x = (this.canvas.width - this.side_length) / 2;

                this.drawBackground();
                this.drawBox();
            }

            drawBackground = () => {
                const ctx = this.canvas.getContext("2d");
                ctx.fillStyle = "LightSkyBlue";
                ctx.fillRect(0, 0, this.canvas.width, this.canvas.height);
            }

            drawBox = () => {
                const ctx = this.canvas.getContext("2d");
                ctx.fillStyle = 'purple';
                ctx.fillRect(this.box_x, this.box_y, this.side_length, this.side_length);
            }

            dropBox = () => {
                if (this.box_y + this.side_length > this.canvas.height) { return; }

                console.log(this.box_x, this.box_y);
                this.box_y += this.velocity;
                this.velocity *= this.acceleration;

                this.drawBackground();
                this.drawBox();

                window.requestAnimationFrame(this.dropBox);
            }
        }

        fc = new FallingCanvas('falling_canvas', 50);
    </script>
</body>
</html>

[Assistant]
There are a few things that need to be changed:

- The velocity of a free-falling object increases by 9.8 meters/second every second. You're multiplying the velocity by 9.8 each time dropBall() is called, instead of adding 9.8.
- dropBall() is called every time the user's monitor refreshes, which is usually 30-60 times a second. That means the box will fall 30-60 times faster than in real life. To avoid this, you can use the setTimeout() function to make sure the ball's position updates after exactly one second has passed.

Here's a version of your code with these changes implemented:

```Javascript
    <script>
        class FallingCanvas {
            constructor(canvas_id, side_length) {
                this.canvas = document.getElementById(canvas_id);
                this.canvas.addEventListener('click', this.dropBox, false);

                this.velocity = 0;
                this.acceleration = 9.8;
                this.side_length = side_length;
                this.box_y = this.canvas.height * 0;
                this.box_x = (this.canvas.width - this.side_length) / 2;

                this.drawBackground();
                this.drawBox();
            }

            drawBackground = () => {
                const ctx = this.canvas.getContext("2d");
                ctx.fillStyle = "LightSkyBlue";
                ctx.fillRect(0, 0, this.canvas.width, this.canvas.height);
            }

            drawBox = () => {
                const ctx = this.canvas.getContext("2d");
                ctx.fillStyle = 'purple';
                ctx.fillRect(this.box_x, this.box_y, this.side_length, this.side_length);
            }

            dropBox = () => {
                if (this.box_y + this.side_length > this.canvas.height) { return; }

                this.box_y += this.velocity;
                this.velocity += this.acceleration;

                this.drawBackground();
                this.drawBox();

                setInterval(this.dropBox, 1000);
            }
        }

        fc = new FallingCanvas('falling_canvas', 50);
    </script>
```


[User]
What century is the following text from? Please explain why the text would be from the chosen century.
Text:
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."

[Assistant] The text is most likely from the first-century B.C. The text is similar to that of a passage written by the Roman philosopher Cicero who was prevalent during the first-century B.C. era.


[User] What did Markiplier do before becoming Youtube famous?

[Assistant] Mark Edward Fischbach, also known as the popular Youtube star Markiplier, lived an everyday life before coming to stardom. Before pursuing his Youtube career in earnest, Mark was living in Cincinnati, Ohio. He attended the University of Cincinnati and studied to become a medical engineer but dropped out before completing his degree to focus on Youtube.


[User] Generate a list of ways to make my morning routine more efficient, but they must not involve waking up earlier or using any type of alarm clock, and must be suitable for people who have difficulty focusing in the morning. I’m a morning dawdler, you see.

[Assistant]
Sure! Here are some efficient ways to maximize your mornings and boost your daily efficiency without an alarm clock:

1. Turn off the Tech: Instead of starting your day scrolling through social media or emails, put down your phone and give your brain a break. Allow your mind to fully wake up and gather thoughts before immersing yourself in the digital world.

2. Mindful Me Time: Dedicate some time each morning to self-care activities such as yoga, meditation or journaling. By putting yourself first, you set the tone for a more productive and focused mindset throughout the day.

3. Simplify Your Style: Plan your outfit the night before and lay out your clothes to eliminate any wasted time trying to decide what to wear. It helps you efficiently streamline your mornings. Avoid meal prep during your morning routine by organizing your breakfast the night before. Overnight oats or a pre-packed smoothie will save you time and set you up for a healthier start to your day.

4. Give thanks: Start each day with a moment of reflection to appreciate the good things in your life. A little gratitude can boost your mood and put you in a more positive frame of mind.

5. Step out: Whether it's for a quick walk or just to stand and take in the fresh air, getting outdoors can do wonders to awaken your senses and help you feel more alert. Incorporate light stretches or exercise into your morning routine. Even 5 or 10 minutes of movement can energize your mind and body while setting an efficient tone for the day ahead.

6. Start with Your Bed: Surprisingly, taking a few minutes to make your bed can give you a sense of accomplishment and order, setting the tone for a more productive day. It also makes coming home to a neat room all the more rewarding.


[User] What is the animal kingdom classification?

[Assistant]
The animal kingdom classification is a scientific system to understand the connection between different living organisms. Species are grouped based on shared characteristics through the Linnaeus method, developed in the 1700s by Carolus Linnaeus, a Swedish botanist. Living organisms are included in one of six separate animal kingdom classifications. These classifications are:

1. Animals: Animals are complex multi-celled organisms. This classification contains all extinct and extant animals. They do not produce their own food.
2. Plants: Plants are complex multi-celled autotrophic organisms. This means they produce their own food through a process called photosynthesis.
3. Fungi: Fungi are multi-celled organisms. They do not produce their own food.
4. Protista: Protista are single-celled organisms. They are more complex than both eubacteria and archaebacteria.
5. Eubacteria: Eubacteria are single-celled organisms found almost everywhere, from within living organisms to ecosystems such as the ocean, hot springs, dry deserts, and soil.
6. Archaebacteria: Archaebacteria are single-celled organisms found in intensely hot areas and are considered the oldest living organisms that we know of.


[User] Write a Shakespearean-style sonnet about fruit. It should follow the typical rhyme scheme but does not need iambic pentameter.

[Assistant]
Nature's sweet delights are many,
Pineapples, grapes, apples, and more.
The flavors and colors of fruits are plenty,
the world has so many in store.
You can create so much with all these fruits,
Smoothies, cakes, and jams.
You could even go down the savory route,
and eat your melon with ham.
I would be happy to eat nothing else,
to taste only fruity flavors.
Berries and kumquats as bright as bells,
fruit is truly my savior!
Unless you count tomatoes.
Boy, I hate those.


[User] Explain a sound that's coming into a room. Introduce it like it is a person.

[Assistant] I heard the bass first, like thundering footsteps, drawing nearer. The door to the hallway was open, so I rose to close it, but as I drew near, I heard the first high notes, like whistling. A cheery tune to a menacing step. But even as I shut the door, the chorus slipped through and filled the space. It was here now. I should have known better than to study near the band room.


[User] Write a short story about Penn and Teller where Teller tells Penn that he could talk this whole time and is tired being quiet.

[Assistant] "Great show out there tonight, Teller. I don't think there was a single member of the audience that wasn't fooled!", Penn said as he packed away some of the stage props from the night's show. Teller looked at Penn with a happy expression, but it gradually turned sour into a look of uncertainty and discomfort. "Hey, buddy...is everything alright? You doing okay?", Penn asked softly. There was a long silence as Teller, who was famous for not speaking, glared into Penn's eyes. Then, finally, Teller erupted into a fiery yell that sent Penn almost stumbling backward. "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!", he blurted out. "I'm tired of being the silent one! I have thoughts! I have ideas! There's so much more I can offer than just an assistant who stays quiet!". There was another long pause while Penn took all this in and collected his thoughts. "Well...", Penn replied. "I just thought you weren't capable of talking! If you can talk, I don't know why you never did so before. I'd love to hear all about these ideas!". Teller slowly started to smile again. He knew that maybe this was all one big misunderstanding. Why hadn't he spoken up before? It would have made things so much easier!