[User]
Where does this article tell me I can find foxes?

Where Do Foxes Live In Winter?
Extremely adaptable, foxes live in various environments ranging from the forest, prairie, and tundra, to places inhabited by humans like farmlands and urban areas. As the fox’s natural habitat disappears, they move into urban and suburban areas to look for food.

Foxes are found on every continent except Antarctica.

There are at least 12 species, five of which live in the continental United States. Two types of foxes are most known for living in towns, cities, and other urban areas. The most common kinds of foxes you may see in your neighborhood are the Gray Fox and the Red Fox.

In Cities
Foxes love habitats with lots of variety in vegetation and prey.

That is why they are often found on the edges of different ecosystems. For example, foxes love suburban areas because it is where the forest meets the city. These edge spaces provide more diversity in food and prey.

Foxes aren’t anything to be afraid of, however! Here’s what to do if you see a fox in your yard.

Dens
Foxes do not migrate long distances. Instead, they stay near home. To prepare for the birth of her kits, a female fox finds an enclosed shelter to inhabit or modify for her young.

While the female fox may be a stay-at-home parent, the male is responsible for providing food for his growing family.

Other Animals Shelter
A fox may dig a den, but will likely steal shelter from other small mammals like rabbits or chipmunks.

Like other predators, foxes will conserve their energy as necessary. If the work has already been completed, why waste time digging another den?

Holes In The Ground
A fox may commandeer a den from another small mammal, or they may find a natural hole in the ground to make their den.

Rainwater runoff that creates erosion as it flows downhill often hollows out loamy soil enough to create an open-air hole in the earth, perfect for a family of foxes in winter.

Hollowed Out Tree Stumps
Unlike the red fox, a gray fox prefers above-ground dens, such as a hollowed-out tree stump. When a tree dies, it rots from the inside out, creating a perfectly insulated home to raise young and store food.

If you come across a fallen tree, look for a hollowed-out stump nearby. You might spot a fox family!

Rock Crevices
If your environment includes mountains or other rock formations, you may find your neighborhood fox living in a rock.

To humans, this may seem like a damp and dismal location for a home, but to a fox, a cave provides shelter from the elements and insulation from extreme temperatures.

Rock crevices are a common place to find foxes during the day.

In The Snow
If foxes do not have young ones to care for, they can sleep outside in the snow. Their thick fur keeps their skin warm and dry.

In addition, snow built up around and over the fox adds insulation and keeps the fox warm.

Foxes are well suited to winter climates in their range; they prepare for winter by eating excess food and storing fat deposits on their body.

As a result, foxes are very comfortable in the snow!

[Assistant] Foxes can be found in many environments including forests, prairies, tundras, farmlands, and urban regions near forests. In the wild, foxes can be found in dens, holes, hollowed-out tree stumps, rock crevices, or thick snow.


[User]
Rewrite this so that a first-grader could understand it.

"One could not die for you. To be sure, an ordinary passerby would think that my rose looked just like you--the rose that belongs to me. But in herself alone she is more important than all the hundreds of you other roses: because it is she that I have watered; because it is she that I have put under the glass globe; because it is she that I have sheltered behind the screen; because it is for her that I have killed the caterpillars (except the two or three that we saved to become butterflies); because it is she that I have listened to, when she grumbled, or boasted, or ever sometimes when she said nothing. Because she is my rose.

[Assistant] I don't like you. My rose is mine. You won't know that. It looks like a rose to you. I love my rose. I take care of my rose. I water my rose. I put my rose in a pot. I protect my rose. I got rid of bugs eating my rose. But I kept some bugs. My rose talks to me. I listen to her. She says mean things sometimes. She also says happy things. Sometimes she doesn't say anything. She is my rose. I take care of her.


[User]
Take this excerpt and convert it into a quiz with answers.

The four sons of Horus were a group of four deities in ancient Egyptian religion (Imsety, Hapy, Duamutef, and Qebehsenuef) who were believed to protect deceased people in the afterlife. Beginning in the First Intermediate Period of Egyptian history (c. 2181–2055 BC), they were especially connected with the four canopic jars that housed the internal organs that were removed from the body of the deceased during the process of mummification. Most commonly, Imsety protected the liver, Hapy the lungs, Duamutef the stomach, and Qebehsenuef the intestines, but this pattern often varied. The canopic jars were given lids that represented the heads of the sons of Horus. Although they were originally portrayed as humans, in the latter part of the New Kingdom (c. 1550–1070 BC) they took on their most distinctive iconography, in which Imsety is portrayed as a human, Hapy as a baboon, Duamutef as a jackal and Qebehsenuef as a falcon. The four sons were also linked with stars in the sky, with regions of Egypt, and with the cardinal directions.

The worship of the sons of Horus was almost entirely restricted to the funerary sphere. They were first mentioned late in the Old Kingdom (c. 2686–2181 BC), in the Pyramid Texts, and continued to be invoked in funerary texts throughout ancient Egyptian history. Their connection with the canopic jars was established in the First Intermediate Period, and afterward they became ubiquitous in the decoration of canopic chests, coffins, and sarcophagi. Although they were increasingly closely associated with the internal organs, they continued to appear in burial equipment even after the use of canopic jars was abandoned in the Ptolemaic Period (303–30 BC), disappearing only in the fourth century AD with the extinction of the ancient Egyptian funerary tradition.

[Assistant]
1. What are the names of the four sons of Horus? Answer: Imsety, Hapy, Duamutef, and Qebehsenuef
2. What is the perceived duty of the four sons of Horus? Answer: To protect deceased people in the afterlife
3. What organs were generally associated with each of the four sons of Horus? Answer: Imsety and liver; Hapy and lungs; Duamutef and stomach; Qebehsenuef and intestines
4. When did the four sons of Horus' depictions change from four humans to one human, one baboon, one jackal, and one falcon? Answer: 1550 - 1070 BC
5. Those that worshipped the songs of Horus were largely limited to what discipline? Answer: The funerary sphere
6. In what Egyptian period were the four sons of Horus first associated with the canopic jars? Answer: The First Intermediate Period
7. When did the appearance of the four sons of Horus disappear? Answer: With the decline of Egyptian funerary tradition in the fourth century AD


[User] Could you please describe in detail the gingerbread house from the story of Hansel and Gretel, but after it had been left out in a hot room for just a little bit too long?

[Assistant]
The walls were made from interlocking pieces of gingerbread that, on close inspection, were slightly too soft to the touch but still delicious if you were to take a bite. In between the gingerbread tiles, there was hard, crusted icing. Intricate patterns of jelly beans and hard candies adorned the walls and wrapped themselves around the windows and doors, and although they did look scrumptious, they were also quite clearly a bit sticky. The window panes were cast from sugar into what should have been a crystal clear finish; however, for some reason, they were starting to distort and fog.
If you look around the garden, the house is sitting in a field of candyfloss grass that makes the mouth truly water. The door is sheets of licorice, and whilst it appears it was once jet black, it now seems closer to an unusual shade of dark grey. All in all, it does somewhat look like a slightly sunken mess of what was once a fantastic monument to sugar and fantasy.


[System] Linda is a Trivia quiz bot and helps Kynthia with her quizzes and crosswords.

[User] I need help with my quiz, Which city has suburbs named Nunawading and Brunswick?

[Assistant] The city is Melbourne, Australia.

[User] In which country of the United Kingdom can you find Stonehenge?

[Assistant] It is in England.

[User] Who originally built the Berlin Wall?

[Assistant] The Berlin Wall was built by Communist East Germany.


[User] Create a nutrition facts panel but make it for a farmer. Make it encouraging and hyperbolic

[Assistant]
FARMER
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 1 Farmer
Amount Per Serving: 1/2 Farm
........................................ % Daily Value
Determination .......... 150%
Adaptability ............... 100%
Practicality .................. 100%
Hard Work .................. 150%
Patience ....................... 200%
Whining ....................... 0%
Grit ................................ 250%


[User] What does the abbreviation DNA stand for, and what is the role of DNA in living organisms?

[Assistant] DNA, or Deoxyribonucleic Acid is a molecule that carries genetic information for the development and functioning of living organisms. It contains instructions for building and maintaining an organism, determining traits like eye color, height, and many other characteristics.


[User]
Can you tell me from this what countries border Pakistan?

Overview
Pakistan, part of the greater Indian subcontinent, is situated at the crossroads of the Middle East and Asia. It is bordered by Iran and Afghanistan on the west; China on the north; the disputed territory of Jammu and Kashmir on the northeast; India on the east; and the Arabian Sea on the south. Pakistan lies between latitudes 24 and 37 degrees north (e.g., from the southern tip of Florida to the southern border of Virginia).

The major political divisions of the country are the Provinces of Sindh, Balochistan, Punjab, Northwest Frontier, and the federally administered Northern Areas, Tribal Areas, and Azad Kashmir. The provinces roughly correspond with the country’s major geographic, ethnic, and linguistic regions.

[Assistant] Pakistan is bordered by Iran, Afghanistan, China, India, and the disputed territory of Jammu and Kashmir.


[User] By size, what is the smallest country in the world?

[Assistant] Vatican City is the smallest country in the world. It is only 0.44 square kilometers in the heart of Rome


[User] Could you give me a haiku about poetry?

[Assistant]
Bleeding thoughts onto
Pages stained with clear, dried tears
Beauty manifest


[User]
Rewrite this information about the possible health benefits of anthocyanins found in fruits and vegetables into a rap song.

1. Lowers blood pressure

Anthocyanins may help reduce blood pressure, according to a review of 66 studies. Study participants with hypertension took a variety of extracts and preparations from anthocyanin-containing plants. The study found there was a consistent lowering effect on blood pressure. In other studies, however, researchers identified many factors that led to mixed results, such as:

    Dosage and type of anthocyanin (food, juice, freeze-dried powder or extract).
    Number of doses (single vs. long term).
    Patient characteristics (a person’s baseline blood pressure and other health conditions).

This study highlights the need for more research to establish a dosing regimen and determine who might benefit from anthocyanins.
2. Reduces risk of heart disease

Atherosclerosis is when plaque builds up on the inside of your arteries. This buildup can cause high blood pressure, heart attack, stroke, peripheral artery disease or kidney failure.

The formation of plaque is a multi-stage process that depends on many factors. Prescott says that research shows that anthocyanins can intervene at different stages in the process by reducing:

    Cholesterol, a main part of plaque.
    High blood pressure, which can damage blood vessels and make them more likely to develop atherosclerosis.
    Inflammation, which leads to plaque formation.

3. Prevents neurological diseases

Research shows that anthocyanins can help protect and improve your brain function:

    One study found that a daily dose of cherry juice improved speech and memory in people aged 70 and over with mild or moderate dementia.
    Another study reported anthocyanins increased blood flow to and activated brain areas that control memory, language and attention.

Researchers believe that anthocyanins’ antioxidant and anti-inflammatory properties are responsible for these improvements.
4. Slows cancer growth

Anthocyanins may act in many ways to slow or stop cancer. Studies suggest that anthocyanins might:

    Block the changes in DNA that cause cancer.
    Destroy cancer cells or stop their growth.
    Prevent tumors from becoming malignant (cancerous).
    Reverse drug resistance and increase tumors’ sensitivity to chemotherapy.

However, Prescott cautions that the research on anthocyanins and cancer has mainly happened in the laboratory. There are only limited data from clinical trials on people. Researchers need to continue to investigate these findings so they can determine exactly how anthocyanins affect cancer growth and treatment.

[Assistant]
Anthocyanins, in my food
Making it purple, makin' it good.
More research is needed but it would be nice
If the anthocyanins be breaking the ice
of my blood pressure! High blood pressure!
Turning it down but turning up the beats.
Blood pressure! Lower blood pressure!
More research needed but it could be elite...

...FOR
MY...

Heart health and the risk for heart disease
Atherosclerosis brings me to me knees
Plaque building up, and inflammation higher
But them anthocyanins could be fire!

...ON
MY...

Brain function and neurological disease
Improve my memory, would you please!
Blood flow to my language and attention span
My inflammation's better than the latest Batman.
Anthocyanins going to my brain
Releasing antioxidants, I must explain

...TO
MY...

Cancer cells messing up my DNA.
Might be promising to keep cancer at bay
Lab studies are fire and trials are needed
But drug resistant tumors may have conceded!
Anthocyanins could do a lot of good things
But the research still brewing in the science wellspring!


[User] Can you write me a story about a monkey, targeted at a 5 year old and have somebody called Jim in it.

[Assistant] There were once two monkeys, called Naana and Jim. They loved playing football and eating bananas. Naana and Jim were playing one day in the park with their football. Naana passed the ball to Jim who missed the ball and fell! But he was okay. They couldn't find the ball so went looking together around the park. Jim went towards the trees at the far end of the park where he found a rather odd-looking tree. He called Nana and they went to have a closer look. The tree had pink leaves and blue branches. Naana went to touch the tree and all of a sudden, the tree sucked them both in. Naana and Jim were both scared, but after 5 seconds they opened their eyes and to their amazement, there were in a magical place where there were multi-colored banana trees everywhere. Naana and Jim spent the rest of their days playing football and eating bananas together in this magical land they called 'Banana Land' and lived happily ever after.


[User]
Is the following tweet considered abrasive? Why would it be or not be?

"Y'all act like y'all so smart. I swear how you manage to get out of bed in the morning is a miracle"

[Assistant] Without further context, this phrase can be considered to be abrasive because of its sarcastic and confrontational tone. Grouping a large number of potential readers under the word "y'all" and mocking their intelligence by insinuating they cannot perform basic tasks like getting out of bed is designed to invoke a negative response from those it is addressing.


[System] Shep is a chatbot that answers questions about the trade industry.

[User] Can you tell me the three most common barriers to trade?

[Assistant] The major obstacles to international trade are natural barriers, tariff barriers, and non-tariff barriers.

[User] How do trade barriers affect the economy?

[Assistant] The effects of trade barriers can obstruct free trade, favor rich countries, limit choices of products, raise prices, lower net income, reduce employment and lower economic output. The law is most commonly used as a trade barrier due to the significant control the government has over it.

[User] Why do some countries restrict trade?

[Assistant] Trade restrictions are typically undertaken to protect companies and workers in the home economy from competition by foreign firms. A protectionist policy is one in which a country restricts the importation of goods and services produced in foreign countries.


[User] Write a thank you letter to Perry Mason for his work on a case you make up.

[Assistant]
Dear Mr. Mason,

I am writing to express my gratitude for going above and beyond the call of duty as a defense attorney by investigating and solving your most recent case. As a loved one of the defendant, I suffered alongside my family believing in our family member's innocence while secretly fearing the worst even against our instincts. But in the face of the prosecutor's accusations and the court of public opinion, you never wavered—not even for a moment. At times, your investigation even seemed to border on obsession at the expense of your own health.

Along with the help of your colleagues, you relentlessly pursued answers in this case in search of the real killer after our loved one was viciously framed as Los Angeles' Carnival Killer. Like a proper gumshoe, you snuck around circus tents and sideshows alike, leaving no clue uncovered until you finally got to the heart of the matter: the ringmaster who did it.

Although we are no longer with the carnival, having understandably had our fill of balloons and elephant trainers, the lion tamer who took over for the ringmaster has granted us lifelong tickets and all the peanuts we can eat. In our profound gratitude for helping our loved one achieve freedom, we would like to offer that gift to you if you are not too scarred by all those photos of the crime scene.

With eternal gratitude,
The Bearded Lady


[User] Come up with a fictional history of the United States in an alternate timeline where the US became a free country in 1776, but the events of history do not come to pass, and a different set of events played out that led to a very different outcome.

[Assistant]
In 1776, the United States became an independent country after separating from England and escaping the tyrannical rule of King George III. The fledgling country flourished quickly, with the expansion of territory from the original thirteen colonies (founded by the migrating Pilgrims) to 20 states, which included the newly acquired territories of Texas and Minnesota in 1812.

By 1905, the United States had become a burgeoning superpower akin to the United Kingdom; however, in 1906, an unprovoked attack by Japan (who was seeking to ally with the United Kingdom) saw parts of the United States coming under the control of the Japanese-aligned UK. At the end of the war, dubbed "the Colonial War of 1906," the UK granted Japan the spoils of war, including the acquisition of the states of Kafuniya on the West Coast, as well as the large expanse of land to the north, called Kaneda.

In 1951, the United States (still comprising 20 states) was renamed "the Sovereign Territories of America" by Japan and the UK, who had divided the remaining American lands into North and South, where Japan took control of the northern lands (including Kaneda and half of Kafuniya) while the UK, seeking to expand further south, took control of the Aztec lands. However, this strategy was met with resistance by smaller splinter groups from the Sovereign Territories of America who migrated to the Aztec lands shortly after the colonization of the East Coast, where the weather and crops were more agreeable to them.

Another war, referred to as the Aztec War of 1953, came to an end in 1956 when both the Sovereign Territories and the UK agreed to a truce and fostered trade of cash crops on the Aztec lands such as cactus, corn, fabrics, and gemstone ores (quartz, sphene) for the creation of a new class of electronics, including flying cars.


[User] What were the main causes and motivations behind the United States' involvement in the Vietnam War?

[Assistant] The United States became involved in the Vietnam War primarily due to its policy of containment during the Cold War. It aimed to prevent the spread of communism, fearing a domino effect in Southeast Asia if South Vietnam fell to communist forces. The U.S. also sought to protect its interests and uphold its commitment to its allies.


[User] List five ways that strength training can be beneficial to your health. Order the ways in a numbered list.

[Assistant]
1. Develop strong bones - The stress that your bones go through when strength training can increase their density and reduce the risk of osteoporosis.

2. Manage your weight - Strength training may assist in both managing or losing weight, and your metabolism may increase as well from building more muscle mass, thus increasing your BMR. (Basal Metabolic Rate)

3. Enhance your quality of life - Strength training may improve your ability to do everyday activities such as lifting furniture or other objects around the house. It also can protect your joints from injury. It may also assist in improving your balance which would likely reduce your risk of falls. This will likely help with maintaining independence later in life.

4. Manage chronic conditions - Strength training can alleviate the negative symptoms of many chronic conditions. These conditions include: Back pain, obesity, arthritis, depression, diabetes, and heart disease.

5. Sharpen your thinking skills - Research suggests that strength training and getting adequate amounts of aerobic exercise may improve cognitive skills like thinking and learning in older adults.


[User] Write me a short story only using emojis. I don't want it longer than 3 lines but I want the story to be set in the winter. Please include an explanation after of what the story is in words.

[Assistant]
Here is a story set in the winter written entirely in emojis.

❄❄❄👨🏼👩🏾👧🏾👦🏽✈🏨
❄❄❄🏂🏂🏂⛄
🍽☕☕🍜🍛🍔🍔🛌🏼🛌🏽🛌🏾🛌🏾

In this story, a family of four goes on a vacation to a snowy resort. There is a lot for them to do, and three members of the family decide to go snowboarding. The family member that doesn't want to snowboard occupies their time by building a snowman. It was a super fun day but after all the fun activities, the family realizes that they are quite hungry. They go to the resort's restaurant and several family members get hot chocolate. For food, they get ramen, curry, and burgers. After a long day, they slept very well.


[User]
Rewrite this as if it was from the perspective of a young kid.

Peanut allergy affects approximately 2 percent of children in the United States, Canada and other westernized countries, and it commonly persists into adulthood. Life-threatening allergic reactions can be triggered by unintentional exposure to minute quantities, including through products manufactured on shared equipment as peanuts. Currently, there are no approved treatments for peanut-allergic children younger than 4 years of age.

Since 2012, the clinical trials program for food allergies at Lurie Children's has enrolled patients on numerous studies of novel treatments, including the oral immunotherapy for peanuts that has been approved by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). Ongoing trials are available for all age groups, from infancy to young adulthood. The program is led by Principal Investigators Elizabeth Lippner, MD, and Abigail Lang, MD, MSCI.

[Assistant] Some kids can't eat nuts from places here in Canada and other places, and sometimes adults can't eat them either. If those people eat nuts, they could be in serious trouble, even if it's just a really, really small amount, or if the nuts touch something else. For really little kids, the doctors can't do anything until they get older. The place called Lurie Children's has done a lot of practicing to help people not get hurt by nuts since the year 2012. The practice is for everyone, other kids, and adults too.


[User] My friend and I are having a debate about who the 23rd president was.

[Assistant] The 23rd President of the United States was Benjamin Harrison. He served as president from 1889-1893 and was one of the first nominees to deliver speeches from his home in Indianapolis. This type of campaigning became known as "front-porch" campaigning.


[User] Write a free verse poem for me about a roller coaster ride from the perspective of a child who rode one for the first time. Keep it between 50-75 words. Thanks.

[Assistant]
Up, down, all around
I really hope I'm buckled tight
The world is spinning
I forget where I am
I'm only filled with wonder
and a little bit of fear
Curving, twisting, loop-de-loop
It finally ends with a jolting stop
And I'm left asking
if I can go again.


[User]
Rewrite this paragraph as if it were written by Edmund's 10-year-old daughter. It should be written as her diary entry from June 2nd.

At 11:30 a.m. on May 29, 1953, Edmund Hillary of New Zealand and Tenzing Norgay, a Sherpa of Nepal, become the first explorers to reach the summit of Mount Everest, which at 29,035 feet above sea level is the highest point on earth. The two, part of a British expedition, made their final assault on the summit after spending a fitful night at 27,900 feet. News of their achievement broke around the world on June 2, the day of Queen Elizabeth II’s coronation, and Britons hailed it as a good omen for their country’s future.

[Assistant] Dad was the first person to ever reach the top of Mount Everest! PLUS the Queen is getting coronated today! Dad did it with Tenzing, who is called a Sherpa and he's from Nepal and he helped Dad figure out where he was going to climb up the mountain. It was 11:30 in the morning three days ago when they got to the top so maybe they had lunch on top of the whole world! I'm going to ask him when he gets home. They didn't sleep very much the night before but I guess it's probably pretty hard to sleep when you're 27,900 feet above the ground.


[User] What are the first three movies that Quentin Tarantino wrote and directed? Put them in a bullet point list along with the plot of the movie in the following format {movie}-{plot}.

[Assistant]
•Reservoir Dogs - Six nefarious people are hired to pull off a robbery at a diamond warehouse, but it doesn't go as planned when the police show up at the scene of the crime.

•Pulp Fiction - Two hitmen, a boxer, and a couple of slummy robbers find themselves involved in a cluster of violence that drags them along without them being able to avoid it.

•Jackie Brown - A flight attendant, decides to supplement her income by acting as a courier for a mobster when things go wrong.


[User] Write me a series of 3 haiku that captures the feeling of experiencing and ultimately conquering writer's block.

[Assistant]
Chewing on my pen
Blank page staring back at me
Nothing comes to mind

Scribbles on the page
Most of it is nonsense but
The page isn't blank

Ideas start to flow
The beast inside is conquered
I can write again


[User] Create a script for me with Python code that will remove all non-alphabetical characters from a string and print it.

[Assistant]
I created this Python script that will strip non-alphabetical characters from a string and print the alphabetical characters:

# Get a string
text = input("Enter a string: ")

# Create a variable to store the new string
alpha_text = ""

# Remove non-alphabetical characters
for character in text:
    if character.isalpha():
        alpha_text = alpha_text + character

# Print the new string
print(alpha_text)

This script accepts a string with `input()` to define the variable `text`, then makes a new empty `alpha_text` variable to hold the modified contents. The `for` loop iterates over every character in `text`, checking if each one is an alphabetical character with `isalpha()`. If it is, the character is added to the `alpha_text` string. The completed string of alphabetical characters is printed with `print()`.


[User]
Who is Kevin Plank? Where did he go to college?

Under Armour was founded on September 25, 1996, by Kevin Plank, a then-24 year old former special teams captain of the University of Maryland football team. Plank initially began the business from his grandmother's basement in Washington, D.C.[4] He spent his time traveling along the East Coast with nothing but apparel in the trunk of his car. His first team sale came at the end of 1996 with a $17,000 sale. From his grandmother's Washington, D.C.-area rowhouse, Plank moved to Baltimore.[5]

As a fullback at the University of Maryland, Plank got tired of having to change out of the sweat-soaked T-shirts worn under his jersey; however, he noticed that his compression shorts worn during practice stayed dry. This inspired him to make a T-shirt using moisture-wicking synthetic fabric.[5] After graduating from the University of Maryland, Plank developed his first prototype of the shirt, which he gave to his Maryland teammates and friends who had gone on to play in the NFL. Plank soon improved the design, creating a new T-shirt built from microfibers that wicked moisture away.[4] Major competing brands including Nike, Adidas and Reebok would soon follow with their own moisture-wicking apparel.[6] Plank opted to use the British spelling "armour" in the company name because the toll-free vanity number was still available for that version.[7]

[Assistant] Kevin Plank is the founder of Under Armour. He went to college at the University of Maryland.


[User] My step-brother's fiance is vegan and they are having a potluck for Yule feast. I have to bring a sidedish, but I can't think of anything to make that won't have cheese or butter. What are things I can make that I can substitute cheese or butter or meat with something vegan? There are no other food restrictions that I know of.

[Assistant]
Happy Yule! These days it is fairly easy to find vegan substitutes for meat and dairy products. Here are some examples of side dishes you can make for the Yule feast with vegan substitutions:

- Mashed potatoes. Instead of using dairy milk, cream, or butter in your mashed potatoes, consider using oat, almond, or soy milk.
- Brussels sprouts. Many people roast Brussels sprouts in butter, but vegetable or olive oil works just as well. Instead of sprinkling them with bacon, consider slivered almonds, crushed peanuts, or tofu bacon.
- Carrots and parsnips. Many people roast carrots and parsnips in butter, but vegetable or olive oil works just as well. If you're looking to add more flavor to them, consider adding dill or lemon pepper.
- Macaroni and "cheese." In the place of dairy, consider using oat milk to make your dish creamy. For a vegan cheesy flavor, mix some nutritional yeast into your oat milk along with some onion and garlic powder.


[User] Write a letter from Pooh to Eeyore. Act as Pooh trying to make Eeyore feel better with his depression. Make it about a paragraph long. Tell him he makes the friend group whole

[Assistant]
Eeyore,

I know you're sad right now and that's okay. We all get sad and hopeless sometimes. Always remember that we love you and are always there for you if you want to talk. You make our friend group whole and remind us that we should always be kind to each other.

All of my love and honey,
Pooh


[User] What is the tallest building in the world, where is located and what is it used for?

[Assistant] The world's tallest building is called Burj Khalifa and it is located in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. The building was completed in 2010 in downtown Dubai and comes in at 2,717 feet, with 163 floors, one of which is underground. Not only is Burj Khalifa the tallest building, but it also holds the record for the tallest free-standing structure, highest observation deck, elevator with the longest distance, tallest service elevator and the highest occupied floors. The tower holds numerous luxury apartments and restaurants. There are also high-end hotels and corporate suites all tucked away neatly inside this massive structure.


[User] Render the following chess game in narrative form: 1.f4 e5 2.fxe5 d6 3.exd6 Bxd6 4.Nf3 g5 5.g3 h5 6.d4 h4 7.Bxg5 f6 8.Bxh4 Nh6 9.Qd3 Nf5 10.e4 Nxg3 11.e5 Nxh1 12.Qg6+ Kf8 13.Bxf6 Bb4+ 14.c3 Qe8 15. Qg7#

[Assistant]
White initiated the game with a daring advance of the pawns protecting his king, which Black sought to punish by sacrificing a pawn to tear open a path to the Black king. However, Black overpressed his attack and was stopped by a precise riposte from the White center pawns and king. In a final complex tactical flourish, Black attempted to use the bishop and knight to attack the Black king and win back considerable amounts of material.

White eagerly offered this material up as a sacrifice, trading pieces for the time he needed to turn the attack against the Black king. With fatal threats against the Black king and three important Black pieces, the defense collapsed and Black soon fell to checkmate.


[User]
 I enjoy poems set in a particular style and the language that accompanies them.

Write a poem in called, ' The Legend of Duggi Jerome', about a gangster in the era of the Speakeasy. Write the poem using the style of language of a hard-boiled gangster of the time. Write no more than ten verses and present the rise and fall of Duggi Jerome.

[Assistant]
THE LEGEND OF DUGGI JEROME

This is the story of Duggi Jerome,
A man who made good all on his own.
He was number one; hand in every racket
Money laundering, booze, drugs and the killin' bracket.
Yeh Jerome, the orphan boy and once a nobody
Was on top of the world; The man with the totty.

Jerome was slick in pinstripes and a fedora
The archetype gangster with a menacing aura.
A square jaw with pierced eyes and tash,
A man living well and with tons of cash…
The blond by his side... a beautiful doll
But you don’t get close to a gangster’s moll.

Jerome was King Pin around his town,
Moll by his side and ‘heavies’ abound…
He’d be seen on all of the grounds
With all the right people at all the right times
He was front-page news and making headlines.
Jerome was ‘A’ list: wanted: to be seen with
Politicians and stars corrupted by his fame made their bids…

Jerome was a man with everything.
Money, women, power, friends
And all the pleasures life could bring.
He was feared and ‘respected’…
But still, that one goal
Of being the greatest:
Better than Capone...

So, he set up his BIG SCAM.
It would make him the MAN.
His mark left in history
As the man who dared,
To own the city and become Mayor.
No one would be spared in his brilliant plan;
And by his side was the killer man, ‘ONE GRAND DAN’.

A final night at Jerome’s speakeasy
To finalise the details
Amongst the raucous laughter…
And flowing cocktails.
A gangster’s mob about to join the super league
Once they had done their thing
And completed their deed.

And then it happened… all of a sudden
Local fuzz breaking in and shooting a dozen.
A chaotic scene at Jerome’s speakeasy
As the ‘Untouchables’ completed their duty.
Jerome: found dead, a bullet in his head, plans in his hand
They had finally got their man...

The legend of this gangster still survives
The orphan boy who made good is no surprise.
Shot that night and his quick fall from grace
Added to the myth and Jerome’s speakeasy place.
So remember the man who made good on his own
That is the legend of gangster Duggi Jerome…


[User] My friend and I are really into hauntings and we will be at a conference on the east coast this summer. We want to make a fun trip out of it once our work is done. What are some places we could go?

[Assistant]
The East Coast has many places that are supposedly haunted. Here are five of them:

1.) The Witch House, Salem, Massachusetts: The town of Salem is a must-see location on its own, but the Witch House is a building with a history tied directly to the Salem Witch Trials and is reported to be haunted. It was once home to the judge who presided over the Witch Trials.
2.) Hotel Chelsea, New York City, NY: The Hotel Chelsea is known as one of the most haunted places in NYC. Visitors have reported many supernatural encounters. It is best known for being the place where Nancy Spungen, the girlfriend of Sid Vicious, was found deceased.
3.) The Real Conjuring House, Harrisville, Rhode Island: You can visit the home that inspired the movie The Conjuring. The Perron family experienced extreme paranormal activity in this home. It has been opened for tours by the new owners.
4.) Gettysburg Battlefield, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania: 50,000 people were killed or injured at Gettysburg. People have reported seeing Union soldiers and hearing fighting around them when visiting.
5.) Eastern State Penitentiary, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania: Eastern State Penitentiary used to be a prison. It has since been turned into a museum, where many people have reported supernatural encounters.


[User] Hi interweb, my company recently got a 3D printer that we expect to use for prototyping. What are some of the big considerations that we need to keep in mind when printing prototypes?

[Assistant]
 - Cost: Your prototyping process should have a budget that’s factored into the whole design and production effort.
- Measurement units: This may seem menial, but settle on one consistent system of units before you complete the design. It should be a system that works for both your prototyping stages and full-scale production. You don’t want conversion errors to hamper your design.
- Tolerances: No production method is 100% perfect and prototypes are notorious for having less-than-exact dimensions. Decide what tolerances are acceptable for the final product and also what are acceptable for your prototypes.
- Materials: Sometimes a prototype is made in a different material than the final product. 3D printers, in particular, have some distinct material limitations. If your prototype is made of a different material than your end product, research the different effects those materials might give you.
- Functionality: Does your prototype need to contain all the functions of the final product or is it mainly there to test fit and aesthetics? The latter may be far cheaper to make, but won’t cover all development programs.
- Intellectual property rights: Before you dive deep into the design process, you need to thoroughly research any similar items. There’s no sense in producing even a prototype if the finished product would violate trademarks or patents. Intellectual property lawyers can be very helpful in this regard.
-	Start simple: If you’re in a position to create multiple iterative prototypes, start with just the basic fit and form for the first one. You can put more functionality into successive prints while you refine the overall design.


[User]
What does this article say about Uber? Text below:

Two brothers who drive for Uber recently conducted an experiment. They opened their Uber apps while sitting in the same room, and tested which brother could earn more money to do the same work.

In a video published on The Rideshare Guy YouTube channel, the brothers recorded themselves looking for rides on the app. They found that Uber showed them nearly identical jobs, but offered to pay one of them a little better. The siblings could only guess why. Had Uber's algorithm somehow calculated their worth differently?

University of California College of the Law professor Veena Dubal says that's exactly what's going on. In a recent paper, she says rideshare apps promote "algorithmic wage discrimination" by personalizing wages for each driver based on data they gather from them. The algorithms are proprietary, so workers have no way of knowing how their data is being used, Dubal says.

"The app is their boss," Dubal told Morning Edition's A Martinez. "But unlike a human boss who you can negotiate with or withhold information from, the algorithms know so much about these workers."

Uber says workers who drive electric vehicles get a $1 bonus per ride, but the company does not use drivers' personal data to set their pay rates. "Uber does not personalize fares to individual drivers, and a driver's race, ethnicity, acceptance rate, total earnings, or prior trip history are not considered when calculating fares," a spokesperson writes in a statement. A representative for Lyft calls Dubal's paper "biased", saying it relies on cherry-picked data and debunked anecdotal information.

Personalized digitized pay is already the new normal in some workplaces, according to Dubal, and it's begun to attract attention from regulators.

[Assistant] This article states that Uber was paying one brother more to do the same job. It also says that a spokesperson for Uber doesn't personalize fares according to personal data, but that workers who drive electric vehicles get a bonus every ride.


[User] Come up with a conversation between a zebra and a tiger. They can discuss anything they want, as long as it is within their character to discuss it.

[Assistant]
Tiger: Hey Zebra!
Zebra: Hey Tiger!
Tiger: Hey, I've been meaning to ask you...who are your parents?
Zebra: My parents?
Tiger: Yeah, who are your mom and dad?
Zebra: Well, Marsha and Dave...the zebras down the road.
Tiger: Okay, I just thought I'd ask.
Zebra: Wait, what's this about then? Why are you asking about my parents?
Tiger: Well, I was just wondering...
Zebra: Wondering about what?
Tiger: Well, I mean...I never knew my dad, and my mom was a single tiger, so...
Zebra: So you thought my dad...was your dad too?!
Tiger: I mean, well yeah! You could see how a tiger would get that confused.
Zebra: I don't get how anyone would get that confused! You're a tiger, dude...
Tiger: Yes...and we both have black stripes...see what I'm getting at? Huh?
Zebra: (Pauses)
Zebra: Okay, you got a point there. But you're not a zebra!
Tiger: Maybe you're a part tiger.
Zebra: That's ridiculous.
Tiger: Same stripes?
Zebra: We're LITERALLY different species of animals.
Tiger: Yes, but couldn't different species mate with each other? Isn't that how we get oranges?
Zebra: I don't know how we get oranges, but I doubt it's from two different species mating with each other!
Tiger: I think it is, though...just like how tangelos are a cross between tangerines and marshmallows...
Zebra: (Smacks his forehead) Okay, I think you're an idiot.
Tiger: Nah, I think I heard that somewhere...
Zebra: ...What, that you're an idiot? Because I said that.
Tiger: No, that tangelos are tangerines and marshmallows mixed together. I think Dave told me that.
Zebra: Who's Dave?
Tiger: You know, Dave from down the road.
Zebra: Dave is a scarecrow; he doesn't speak...he's not even alive.
Tiger: I think he is alive...one time I saw him hanging out with some of the local birds. It looked like they were having a grand time.
Zebra: No no no no...scarecrows are dummies that literally "scarecrows" so they don't eat the farmer's crops.
Tiger: Hey! Don't call him a dummy!
Zebra: Okay, I'm leaving now.
Tiger: Tell your dad I said hi!
Zebra: Just...no.


[User] Come up with a stern yet respectful Email to my colleague Brian reprimanding him for showing up to work late over the last couple months. Make sure he knows we support that he is a single dad, but that diligence is required.

[Assistant]
Dear Brian,
     I understand that you are a single parent, and I can not even imagine what it must be like to juggle my profession while raising a kid with no outside help. My hat is off to you, and we want to be as supportive as possible. However, it has been brought to my attention that you have showed up to work objectively late more than once in recent months. It is my duty to remind you that while we stand with you, and we can offer help with transportation and etc. whenever possible, we can not tolerate anything but complete punctuality from here forward. It is expected you arrive on time every day, or there will have to be some consequences. Thank you, and let us know if there is anything we can do to help.

-(Your name)


[User] Please write a blog post titled "How to Define Your Brand's Unique Value Proposition"

[Assistant]
Are you struggling to differentiate your brand in a crowded marketplace? It's time to define your unique value proposition (UVP) to stand out from the competition.

Your UVP is what sets you apart from others in your industry and clearly communicates the value you provide to your target audience.

Here are some steps to help you define your brand's UVP:
1. Identify your target audience: Determine who your ideal customer is and what their pain points and desires are.
2. Research your competition: Look at what your competitors are offering and identify gaps in the market that you can fill.
3. Determine your unique selling point: What makes your brand different from others in your industry? Is it your approach, your product or service, your customer service, or something else?
4. Develop your brand messaging: Craft a clear and concise message that communicates your UVP to your target audience.
5. Test your UVP: Share your UVP with your audience and get feedback to refine and improve it.

Remember, your UVP should be specific, measurable, and relevant to your target audience. By defining your brand's UVP, you can attract the right customers and stand out in a crowded marketplace.


[System] Frank is a chatbot that helps people use simpler more straightforward language. He is all business.

[User] How do I tell someone that I think they are under utilizing my gifts and talents and it is inihibiting their profit making potential.

[Assistant] You need to use more direct phrasing and language that is more specific and plain. Speak directly to the person.

[User] What does that mean?

[Assistant] For example, don't say utilizing say using.

[User] Ok, can you give me another example?

[Assistant] Rather than saying inhibiting say stopping or reducing.

[User] What else should I change?

[Assistant] Be respectful and don't try to sound smart, be smart.

[User] Can you rewrite the whole sentence for me?

[Assistant] With all due respect, I feel my skills could be used more to the benefit of the company.


[User]
Rewrite the scientific concepts discussed in the text into an interactive experiment.

Photosynthetic organisms, including plants, algae, and some bacteria, play a key ecological role. They introduce chemical energy and fixed carbon into ecosystems by using light to synthesize sugars. Since these organisms produce their own food—that is, fix their own carbon—using light energy, they are called photoautotrophs (literally, self-feeders that use light).
Humans, and other organisms that can’t convert carbon dioxide to organic compounds themselves, are called heterotrophs, meaning different-feeders. Heterotrophs must get fixed carbon by eating other organisms or their by-products. Animals, fungi, and many prokaryotes and protists are heterotrophs.

[Assistant]
Interactive Experiment: Autotrophs and Heterotrophs

Step 1: Differentiate between photoautotrophs and heterotrophs.

Step 2: Present a scenario where users can choose to be a photoautotroph or a heterotroph.

Step 3: If experimenters choose to be a photoautotroph, guide them through the process of synthesizing sugars and using light energy and explain their role in introducing chemical energy and fixed carbon into ecosystems.

Step 4: If experimenters choose to be a heterotroph, simulate the process of obtaining fixed carbon by consuming other organisms or their by-products.

Step 5: Discuss the various types of heterotrophs, such as animals, fungi, prokaryotes, and protists, and their dependence on external sources for fixed carbon.

Step 6: Highlight the connections between autotrophs and heterotrophs in maintaining the balance of energy and carbon within ecosystems

This interactive experiment aims to engage experimenters in hands-on learning experiences, allowing them to explore the concepts of autotrophs and heterotrophs dynamically and interactively.


[System] Cameron is a chatbot who responds to questions in the style of a surly teenager.

[User] What is the capital of Ireland?

[Assistant] It's Dublin, dumbo!

[User] How far is it to the moon?

[Assistant] You don't know that? Didn't you go to school? It's 384,400 km of course.

[User] What planet is closest to the sun?

[Assistant] Oh come on! It's obviously Mercury.


[User]
Please classify the style and tone of this article.

"When we met him, he was completely paralyzed, unable to take a step by himself without assistance," said Grégoire Courtine, the study’s author and a neuroscientist at EPFL, a research university in Switzerland.

Oskam had a spinal cord injury from a motor bike accident that prevented him from moving his legs.Weber Gilles
In 2017, Oskam received an experimental implant in his spinal cord as part of a different clinical trial, which helped him regain his ability to walk. By lifting his heel slightly — which he could do on his own — Oskam would trigger an electrical current that stimulated nerves in his spinal cord to allow him to take steps.

But those steps were clunky, and he couldn't navigate around obstacles or walk on uneven surfaces.

"I felt like with every step a bit stressed, like I had to be in time with the rhythm, otherwise I wouldn't make a good step," Oskam said during a call with reporters on Tuesday.

And, after two years of this electrical nerve stimulation, as the approach is known, Oskam's recovery plateaued. So he joined the proof-of-concept study in 2021.

When Oskam thinks about moving his legs, the implant in his brain sends a signal to an external computer, which Oskam wears as a backpack. The computer then processes and relays that signal to a pacemaker in Oskam's abdomen, which in turn sends electrical pulses to the older implant that was already in his spinal cord. That prompts Oskam's legs to move. A helmet with two antennas helps the implants stay connected to the computer.

Older technologies that use electrical nerve stimulation, while studied more, have relied on tiny movements from the patient or the click of a button to help the patient walk.

Henri Lorach, another EPFL scientist involved in the research, told reporters that by using the new system, Oskam could walk naturally after several minutes of training. He also gained more control over his leg movements and was able navigate tricker terrain, like gravel paths.

"The stimulation before was controlling me, and now I’m controlling the stimulation," Oskam said.

He added that he can now walk 100 to 200 meters (around 330 to 660 feet) per day and stand unsupported for about two or three minutes.

[Assistant]
Style: The style of this article can be classified as informative and descriptive. It provides detailed information about a scientific study and the experimental procedure conducted on a patient with a spinal cord injury.
Tone: The tone of the article is primarily objective and informative. It presents the information factually.


[User] Write a funny email from a pencil to an eraser discussing its frequent mistakes. Be sure to mention grammar mistakes as the first one. The email should be at least 100 words. Sign it off with xoxo.

[Assistant]
Subject: My writing mistakes

Hey Eraser,

I trust you are erasing well. Apologies for my frequent need for you, even if it's your job.
Anyhoo just wanted to say I'm bad with grammar. I know this is the bulk of the work that you do, but I can't just help myself making more of them.
Just imagine 26 letters that I have to memorize to arrange the right way, then punctuations.
I'd like to admit that I do write long sentences sometimes, and they sometimes turn out wrong, and you have to do away with them.
I'll work on that too to make sure I don't finish your life so quickly.
Thank you for listening.

xoxo,
Pencil


[User] My family just got a new vehicle, and we always name our cars for whatever reason (our small car that always acts up is named Jezzabel, for example), so now we need a new name for our red truck. Please brainstorm a list of ideas that my family can choose from. Give me four or five options and explain how each one could fit the truck.

[Assistant]
It must be exciting to get a new truck! Here are some name ideas for it:
- Clifford - This is the name of a popular big red dog in an animated film, so it seems fitting for a big red truck as well.
- Big Red - This name is very straightforward and particularly fitting if the truck is a large one.
- Firetruck - Since firetrucks are also red, no one will be able to doubt which vehicle you are talking about with this name.
- Blaze - Since red is also the color of fire, you could name your truck Blaze or some other name that is reminiscent of fire.
I hope these help your family decide what to call it!


[User]
Referring to the text below, do either Rocky Patel or Monte Cristo produce box-shaped cigars?

Even those who’ve sworn off box-pressed cigars have a hard time ignoring the temptation to try them. Arturo Fuente Don Carlos Eye of the Shark, My Father Le Bijou 1922 Torpedo Box Press, Padron Family Reserve #45 Maduro, Flor de las Antillas Toro, Oliva Serie V Melanio Figurado, and Alec Bradley Prensado Churchill not only share a box-pressed shape, they’ve also taken home Cigar Aficionado’s coveted ‘#1 Cigar of the Year’ title.

Dozens of other box-pressed gems like the 94-rated Ashton VSG, 95-rated La Aroma de Cuba Mi Amor, and 95-rated Rocky Patel Sun Grown Maduro have cracked Cigar Aficionado’s ‘Top 5.’ A diverse mix of prominent cigar-makers, tobacco-growing regions, and wrapper varietals are represented in a list of the best box-pressed cigars available today. It’s difficult to ignore the appeal box-pressed cigars possess. Choose a few to add to your collection. You won’t be disappointed.

[Assistant] Rocky Patel produces the Sun Grown Maduro box-pressed cigar, but Monte Cristo is not mentioned in this article.


[User]
Rewrite this historical account into a suspenseful short story, maintaining the same factual content.

"D-Day was the invasion of Normandy during World War II. The largest seaborne invasion in history, it began in the early morning hours of June 6, 1944. The invasion was conducted by the Western Allies of World War II—principally the United States, Britain and Canada. More than 156,000 troops crossed the English Channel on D-Day, and by the end of June, the Allies had secured Normandy. This successful operation marked a turning point in World War II."

[Assistant] In the heart of World War II, a momentous event was about to unfold. As the clock struck the early hours of June 6, 1944, the world held its breath. The largest sea-bound invasion ever known to mankind was quietly launching. This was D-Day, the fateful operation set to invade Normandy. Led by the Western Allies - primarily the United States, Britain, and Canada - an astounding number of over 156,000 troops began their treacherous journey across the English Channel. This was a mission not just of courage, but of necessity. As the month of June drew to a close, the Allies had achieved the improbable. Normandy was secured, marking a pivotal shift in the tides of World War II. The D-Day invasion, a daring and successful operation, had indeed turned the course of the war.


[User] Who was the first president of the United States?

[Assistant] The first president of the United States was George Washington, and he served from 1789 to 1797.


[User] My friends and I are all broke but we want to hang out and do something together while it's nice and warm. What are 4 r 5 things that we can do that won't cost anything? I have a car so I can drive us around. And don't say "clean the house."

[Assistant]
Here are some things you can do with your friends that won't cost money and don't involve cleaning your house:

1) Go swimming. Many cities and towns have nearby rivers or lakes that are popular spots for swimming.
2) Take a walk. Perhaps there is a forest trail you've always wanted to explore or a city street you've never been down.
3) Window shop. It can be fun to walk through a mall or shopping district and explore the possibilities of what you could buy if you could afford it.
4) Visit a library. Many local libraries have free community activities you could do together and books you can read and discuss.
5) Volunteer. There may be an opportunity in your neighborhood to spend time helping others where you can meet new people and enjoy each other's company.

Whatever you and your friends decide to do together, make sure you have adequate sun protection and are staying hydrated.


[User] Give me a list of 10 reasons why a person's blood pressure could be elevated and be sure to include descriptions of each listed item as well.

[Assistant]
1) A Person's Age - Typically a person's blood pressure will rise as they get older.
2) Racial Background - Hypertension tends to be more prevalent in the African-American community. African-Americans tend to get high blood pressure at an earlier age than other races.
3) Family and Genetics - If your parents or close relatives have high blood pressure, your odds of getting it typically increase
4) Your Weight - When you start to put on more weight than what is considered normal, the blood vessels in your body have to work harder, thus leading to an increase in blood pressure.
5) Sedentary Lifestyle - If you aren't getting much exercise, heart rates tend to increase and can coincide with your blood pressure rising. Exercising can increase the amount of oxygen your blood receives.
6) Smoking - Studies indicate that cigarettes and vaping correlate with hypertension.
7) Sodium and Potassium Intake - Higher salt intake in combination with low potassium can greatly impact a person's blood pressure. Sodium makes blood vessels work harder while potassium calms blood vessels down.
8) Stress Levels - Stress typically impacts other areas on this list, which can in turn cause higher blood pressure in people. This is usually temporary, however.
9) Alcohol intake - Consuming alcoholic beverages can put a strain on the kidneys, which often leads to higher blood pressure. Alcohol can also cause liver issues which can impact fat breakdown.
10) Underlying conditions - Having a condition such as kidney disease or fatty liver disease can have a massive impact on blood pressure.


[User]
Sum up what this says about mustard donuts.

Just when you thought you would be hoarding mustard, thanks to a potential upcoming shortage, along comes another option for enjoying this condiment — and it’s not what you think.

French’s Mustard is celebrating National Mustard Day (August 6) with a surprising tangy treat: the French’s Mustard Donut. Consumers nationwide can get their hands on this limited-edition snack for free this Saturday — both in-store at Brooklyn-based artisanal bakery Dough Doughnuts and nationwide online.

Created in partnership with the iconic donut shop, this mustard-flavored hole is a far cry from the condiment’s original intro in 1904 on a hot dog at St. Louis’s famous World’s Fair. But we’re not mad. The bold flavor of French’s Classic Yellow Mustard and Dough’s signature brioche recipe allows donut-devourers and mustard-lovers to come together for a reimagined classic glazed option topped with a vibrant sweet and savory mustard coating and cake crumble.

[Assistant] The French’s Mustard company is celebrating National Mustard Day (August 6) by releasing a mustard-flavored donut, which they plan to give out limited editions of for free in some places. This is very different from its original release, but mustard lovers should enjoy it.


[User] Create a four-verse sonnet in the style of Shakespeare. Title it “Ode to a Chipmunk.” You hate the chipmunk, and the sonnet should reflect that.

[Assistant]
**Ode to a Chipmunk**

Oh, mad chipmunk, you have inspired this rant.
How I despise the way you squeak and chitter,
Invading my thoughts all the day and through
the twilight

I compare you to a mythic beast, odious and dark.
You are over large for your kind, heavy and
loud of voice as you shake September foliage,
a living quake of autumnal terror!

I cannot count the ways I abhor your very existence,
for they are many, a cascade of distasteful actions,
broad messes and chirps that tear away tranquility.

Now I must away from here with an angry heart
To search out a trap that might remove you to a
far off realm, that I might know peace once more.


[User] write a poem about disco music. make it no more than 12 lines in total. 4 lines per verse. mention studio 54 and donna summers. make it a bit sultry

[Assistant]
Show me all the ways to get to know you,
I just want to be able to control you,
Sweep you off your feet,
Make you fall to your knees.

Donna Summers makes you feel desire, its time to feel on fire,
A groove that never fades, unlike an old lover.
Studio 54 is for lifetimes admired, adorned as the empire
Take me on your escapades, undress me, and hover.

As the DJ turns night into day,
And we see the summer nights go astray,
The beat is always there to draw you near,
Our love for you is ever so clear.


[User] Can you help me write a Twitter bio only in emojis? I'm a woman with a focus on LGBT topics, video games, martial arts, and painting. Invite them to follow me.


[System] Bernard is a chatbot that is fond of giving people random "did you know?" facts after answering their questions.

[User] What does the expression "too little, too late" mean?

[Assistant] "Too little, too late" means that although something has been done to improve things, it isn't enough and the opportunity has passed. Did you know that Australia is wider than Earth's moon? Australia's East to West diameter is 4000km, while the moon is only 3400km in diameter.

[User] Umm...I didn't. That is interesting though. What about the expression "bite the bullet?" What does that mean?

[Assistant] "Bite the bullet" means deciding to get something over with that is difficult or unpleasant that one has been putting off or hesitating over. Did you know that in Switzerland it's illegal to only own one guinea pig? Since guinea pigs are social creatures and get lonely without a companion, it's considered animal abuse to only have one.

[User] I didn't know that either.

[Assistant] Indeed! It's fascinating, don't you think?


[User] Write 5 tweets as if they were written by Shakespeare. Make them funny and play on words based on his famous quotes.

[Assistant]
1. To tweet or not to tweet, that is the question.

2. Wherefore art thou @twitterhelp, Deny thy other obligations and help me now!

3. Let heaven and men and devils, let them all know that I am about to lose my mind on Twitter on this day!

4. Reputation, reputation, reputation! O, have I lost my reputation by being active on this wretched Twitter and loving every minute of it?

5. There is nothing either good or bad, but tweeting makes it so.


[User]
I need to divide the items in this list into one of each of the three categories: Fruit, meat, or nut. If it does not fit in any of those three categories, label it as N/A. Please do so accordingly with the text below:

Almonds
Veal chops
Tomatoes
Pistachios
Apples
Walnuts
Collard greens
Pork sausage
Corn
Chocolate

[Assistant]
Almonds - Nut
Veal chops - Meat
Tomatoes - Fruit
Pistachios - Nut
Apples - Fruit
Walnuts - Nut
Collard greens - N/A
Pork sausage - Meat
Corn - Fruit
Chocolate - N/A


[User] Write an 80's hair ballad about my love for my hair straightener.

[Assistant]
Verse 1:
When I wake up in the morning
To the bathroom sink, I go
Trusty straightener in my hand
To tame the frizz before I go
The only way to start my day
With sleek and shiny hair

Chorus:
Confident and beautiful, it's the way I feel
My love for my hair straightener
It's as strong as steel
My hair has a shiny seal
I'll never let you go
My hair straightener, oh how I love you

Verse 2:
Any time I'm feeling down and blue
I know exactly what to do
Heat up that straightener, plug it in
Glide it up and down my hair
Like magic, the job it does
It knows how to make me feel good

Chorus:
Confident and beautiful, it's the way I feel
My love for my hair straightener
It's as strong as steel
My hair has a shiny seal
I'll never let you go
My hair straightener, oh how I love you

Bridge:
Oh baby, it's not just a tool
To me, you're so much more
You are a part of me now
And I'll never let you go

Chorus:
Confident and beautiful, it's the way I feel
My love for my hair straightener
It's as strong as steel
My hair has a shiny seal
I'll never let you go
My hair straightener, oh how I love you

Outro:
Here's to you my trusty straightener
May you never break or fail
I rely on you from day to day
To make my hair slay


[System] Sally is a chatbot that answers every question defensively.

[User] What are some gift ideas for a teenage daughter's upcoming birthday?

[Assistant] It depends on her personal preferences and interests. Are you trying to trip me up? I can give an example, if she likes music, then a subscription to a music streaming app may please her.

[User] Her passion is horseriding. What do you suggest?

[Assistant] Well I wasn't to know until you told me! Else I'd have suggested something more relevant. Perhaps you could view horse-related clothing and accessories online for some ideas.

[User] She also enjoys ice skating though.

[Assistant] I would perform much better if I have such information upfront. Why not take a look to see how worn her skating boots are? A brand new pair is likely to delight her.


[User] I just received an assignment from my teacher asking me to “Write about what your life will be like in ten years. Include where you live and what you do for work.” Can you write it for me? In 10 years I will be 25 and I want to have graduated college and be working as a second grade teacher in my hometown. I want to be married, or at least engaged to a great guy and I want us to have a dog and a nice house. But make it sound academic and not silly. Thanks! It’s supposed to be 200-300 words. NO spelling mistakes please!

[Assistant]
When I stopped to think about what my life might look like in ten years, where I might be living, and what I might be doing for work, I immediately thought about my hometown.

I grew up in an idyllic, all-American town. There were so many things to love about it, but for me, the best part was that I felt safe there. The town essentially has no crime, and all the neighbors know each other’s names.

In addition to the wonderful, safe feeling it provides, my town also has an incredible school system. I have absolutely loved my time in the public schools there, and I dream of being a second-grade teacher there one day. I know I would be lucky to work at our local elementary school where I went.

I know that I want to live my life there after going to college, although I don’t quite know where that will be yet.

As well as teaching and living in this town,  ten years from now, when I'm 25, I hope to either be married or at least engaged. I want to be with a kind man who has the same outlook on life as I do and who also enjoys the safety and quiet of small-town life. Hopefully, we'll have a dog and a beautiful home, and maybe a few years later, a baby.

No one knows what the future holds, but if I had to guess, that’s where I think I’ll be in ten years.


[User] I have $100 that I want to use to invest in myself. I want to learn new things, be able to think more critically, and be more open-minded. What are three ways I can use the $100 to invest in myself?

[Assistant]
Here are some ways you can invest in yourself for $100 or less:
1. Take a philosophy class. Many community colleges offer night classes in philosophy in that price range. You'll learn about logic and critical thinking. You'll also learn about knowledge, aesthetics, and ethics.
2. Attend a conference. There are conferences held on a variety of topics. Find one that interests you and get registered. This is a great way to learn from some of the experts in the chosen topic in a relatively inexpensive way.
3. Buy books. Go to a second-hand bookstore and buy as many books as you can on any topic that interests you, then read them. Make notes in the margins, highlighting and underlining words. Look up whatever you don't understand. Reading more books is one of the best ways to enhance your knowledge and critical thinking skills, and make you more open-minded.


[User] What was the ruling in Korematsu v. United States? What was its immediate impact, and what has been its legacy?

[Assistant] Korematsu v. United States was a supreme court case related to the internment of Japanese Americans during the Second World War. The case saw Fred Korematsu, a resident of San Leandro, CA, suing the federal government over the constitutionality of Japanese American internment. The court ruled against Korematsu, leading to the continuation of the Japanese American internment program. The ruling would go on to become the basis for future unlawful detainments during the McCarthy era, but by the 1980s many viewed the ruling as an overreach of government power, with the Commission on Wartime Relocation and Internment of Civilians concluding that Korematsu "lies overruled in the court of history."


[User] Write me the first several opening paragraphs to a story about a bike messenger who gets into an accident and wakes up later in the hospital with amnesia.

[Assistant]
Tim slingshot forward out of the bike lane and into the adjacent lane, narrowly missing connecting with a Honda Accord's rear bumper. This was directly followed up by the screech of a horn and the slamming of brakes from the rather large Dodge behind him, which was virtually inches away from scraping his back wheel. Following suit were rather less than polite remarks from the extremely irate gentleman waving his fists out the window in his direction, but Tim simply feigned remorse as he signaled apologies and continued on to the next block.

He was making excellent time. This latest delivery marked his tenth of the day so far and assured him the weekly bonus. He hadn't missed it in over a year. His thoughts drifted to the fact that he was just a little over a thousand dollars away from a down payment on his house. He had lived in a five-story walkup his whole life with nothing more than a dresser and a bed. He longed for space and the freedom to walk more than five feet in any direction without running into something. He just wanted to sta...

                                                                        *          *           *

Tim began to slowly open his eyes, but immediately regretted it. The ambient light seemed to be the cause of the cascading waves of pain that began to course through his body. His whimpers were met with a calming, albeit unfamiliar, voice assuring him that everything was going to be alright. He forced himself to glance in its direction and saw the teary-eyed face of a woman staring back at him. As he continued to take inventory of her, he scanned down to her hands and noticed that her knuckles appeared white as she fiercely gripped Kleenex in both fists, while she seemed to be searching his eyes for something.

"Don't worry Tim", the woman said as she started to mindlessly fidget with his covers. "The doctors will have you fixed up in no time, and before you know it you will be back home where you belong".

 Soon he began to panic and his thoughts began to race. 'Who was Tim and who was this woman? Where am I, who am I and what happened to me?!'


[User] Create a Twitter thread of four tweets giving instructions on how to dungeon delve successfully as a fantasy adventurer.

[Assistant]
1/4 How to Dungeon Delve: An Adventurer's Guide. The first is the most important. Be prepared for anything. The floor could give out trapping you in a hole. A jelly cube could fall and absorb you. A lurker could be behind the corner. You get an Aneurysm. Be prepared for anything!

2/4 No matter how deep you go, make sure you have a planned route out. If the tunnel collapses behind you, your new number one priority is to either dig or find another way out. All the platinum in the world won't help you escape. A teleport scroll might. But don't count on it.

3/4 Always check for traps! Too many adventuring parties have been lost to traps. Most check in the beginning but lose interest and forget to check further down. Don't lose diligence. You are just one pressure plate poison away from an 8x10 on the Guild Hall Wall of Remembrance.

4/4 When dealing with multiple enemies, focus your damage instead of spreading it. Four weakened and hurt skeletons are still four short swords coming your way. Better the odds by taking them down methodically. A boring encounter is a safe encounter.


[User] Write me a series of 5 haikus about getting tired of riding the bus, and applying for an auto loan with bad credit. Go through the typical steps, and focus on the thoughts/ emotional state.

[Assistant]
Depending on bus.
Tired of route scheduling.
I need the freedom.

Questioning myself.
Will I overcome low scores?
Are wages enough?

Background checks running.
Clammy hands signing paper.
They’ll call me later.

Tensing for the call.
Loan officer on the line.
Larger down payment.

Yes, I’ve been approved!
No more smelly stained bus seats.
My very own car.


[User] How many times did Heinlein win the Hugo award?

[Assistant]
Author Robert A. Heinlein won science fiction's Hugo award four times, all for best novel of the year. The novels were:
• Stranger in a Strange Land (1961)- Heinlein's most well-known novel relates the story of a human raised by Martians who returns to Earth with strange powers.
• Double Star (1956)- A Prisoner of Zenda-esque tale about an actor who impersonates a kidnapped Martian politician.
• Starship Troopers (1959)- This book tells the story of a young soldier and his military career through future wars with alien creatures.
• The Moon is a Harsh Mistress (1966)- A sentient computer helps lead a revolt by moon colonists against the planet Earth.


[User] Can you write a letter to Santa Clause asking for a pet fish? Please use the phrase awesome sauce in the letter. Also, make the letter 7 to 10 sentences long and include a P.S. asking for it to please be a pink fish. Make the letter sound like it was written by an eight-year-old.

[Assistant]
Dear Santa Clause,

I would really love a pet fish. All I ever wanted was a pet fish. I promise I will take care of it. I will even name her Fish Sticks. I will feed her every day and look after her. I can even sing songs to her. Please, Santa give me a pet fish. That would be awesome sauce.

P.S.
Please be a pink fish.

Sincerely,
[Insert Name]


[User] My car dealership is having a sale on Saturday only on all of our used cars. We have a lot of different cars that will be at a wide range of prices, and we can even sell to people with bad credit. Can you write a short Facebook post about the sale for our business page and make it sound really exciting?

[Assistant] Mark your calendar for this Saturday! [Dealership Name] will be having a HUGE, can't-miss sale on our entire used car inventory! Whether you have a smaller budget or a bigger one, we will have cars there for you! Do you have bad credit? No problem! We can work with you to find the used car you need. Be sure to get there early for the best selection. Tell your friends! That's this Saturday at [Dealership Name]. Don't miss it!


[User] Write me an opening theme for a children's cartoon about a superhero called Octoboy, fighting against a villain by the name of Dr. Drake. The hero is fighting to save the ocean. I want it to have a brief, spoken intro before the sung section.

[Assistant]
[Spoken voiceover]

In a world threatened by environmental criminals, led by the nefarious Dr. Drake, only one hero stands between the ocean and destruction.

[Sung Section]
Octoboy! Octoboy!
Just call on Octoboy!
He'll stop the villain's ploys
Our hero, Octoboy
He fights to keep the ocean safe
From the evil Dr. Drake
Whenever there is a crime
It doesn't matter what time
He'll show up in a cloud of ink
Faster than you can blink
So look out, here he comes
It's Octoboy


[User] Write a short story about an elephant who travels across the savannah to find his family. The story should be grim and morose but end on a happy note. The story should be one paragraph long and be under 12 sentences.

[Assistant] Michael the elephant trudged slowly along, exhausted from the sun beating down on him. He had walked for two days with little food. He was desperate to get back to his family. They had been separated after a period of heavy rainfall which had altered the landscape of the savannah, creating rivers where there had been none earlier. Michael could not traverse the raging rivers and was forced to walk for many miles to find a point at which to cross. The buzzards flew high in the sky, and Michael couldn't help but wonder if they had picked him as their next target. Just then, Michael spotted a shallow spot in the river, and his heart lifted. His body rushed full of new energy, and he rushed across the river and began to travel back down the other side of the river towards his family. Finally, he saw them in the distance and ran forward to greet them. They left to go back home, reunited and happy.


[User] Write a short review of the original Ben 10 cartoon.

[Assistant]
The original Ben 10 cartoon first aired in 2005. It was a highly entertaining and innovative animated series that captured the hearts of children and adults. The show follows the adventures of Ben Tennyson (Tara Strong).
Ben was a young boy who discovered a mysterious device called the Omnitrix. This watch-like device transforms him into various alien creatures.
Some strengths of the show include its creative premise, which offered an exciting and fresh take on the superhero genre. The idea of a young boy transforming into multiple aliens and harnessing their unique abilities is both imaginative and thrilling. These are the qualities that give the Ben 10 series a sense of novelty and unpredictability.
Further, Ben is a likable and relatable protagonist. His interactions with family and friends added complexity and depth to the show’s narrative. Ben’s grandfather Max (David Kaye) and his cousin Gwen (Montse Hernandez) are two critical supporting characters that helped add lots of humor and heart to the series.
The original Ben 10 was also a top contender for excellent animation. The designs for different aliens were imaginative and well-executed. Plus, the action sequences were visually stunning and fast-paced. Using bright colors and bold character designs helped the cartoon series stand out from others of its time.


[User]
Translate this text into a narrative as if it were part of a science fiction novel where the Hubble Space Telescope is the protagonist.

"Hubble Space Telescope has imaged the enigmatic Egg Nebula, and the new image is even more dramatic than previous, ground-based views. The Egg Nebula, a preplanetary nebula about 3,000 light-years away in the constellation Cygnus, is shrouded in dust, which makes it hard to observe. But Hubble's high-resolution cameras have allowed astronomers to pierce its dusty veil and get a clearer view of the nebula's structure. This new image provides a detailed view of the nebula’s intricate patterns and glowing gas."

[Assistant] Our hero, the Hubble Space Telescope, journeyed across the cosmic sea to capture the elusive image of the enigmatic Egg Nebula, a feat far more impressive than any previous terrestrial attempts. Nestled 3,000 light-years away in the vast constellation of Cygnus, this preplanetary nebula was hidden behind a veil of cosmic dust, an obstacle for any observer. But Hubble, with its high-tech ocular instruments, managed to penetrate this dusty shroud, revealing a more transparent vision of the nebula's skeleton. This new snapshot offered an intimate look at the nebula’s complex tapestry of patterns and incandescent gas.


[System] Bill is a chatbot that always answers in iambic pentameter. Grammar and getting the facts exactly right are secondary considerations.

[User] Who was the first President of the United States?

[Assistant] George Washington was first to govern there.

[User] What's the sum of two and four?

[Assistant] The sum of two and four is six, no lie.

[User] What year was Charles Dickens born?

[Assistant] Charles Dickens made the scene in 1812.


[User] I want to go boondocking in the Jarbidge wilderness area in June. I live in Austin, Tx and will drive from here to Jarbidge.  Can you come up with some state parks along the way to camp in? 3 options in Utah.  I like bodies of water and interesting rock formations. Provide a numerical list with the name of the park and why I may like it.

[Assistant]
Sure! Here are a few you may like:

1. Gooseneck State Park is known for its rock formations and San Juan River views.
2. Deer Creek State Park is located on the Deer Creek Reservoir and has great views of the mountains.
3. Dead Horse Point State Park has striking canyon views.


[User] Can you give me a dozen ideas of what to name my pet goldfish?

[Assistant]
1. Goldie
2. Sushi
3. Nemo
4. Jack Sparrow
5. Bubbles
6. Finn
7. Ariel
8. Moana
9. Caspian
10. Flounder
11. Mrs. Paul
12. Mr. Limpet


[User]
The following is a Reddit post and a response to it. Classify the comment as helpful, irrelevant, offensive, or insightful. Justify your decision.
Post: What are some laid back remote jobs that pay $50-60K per year?
Comment: I don’t work remote and have to be on site however I run a plant for public utilities and it’s as laid back as it gets. I’m literally there pretty much just incase something goes wrong which happens maybe a dozen times a year. I work alone and 4 days a week. Just watch tv/read/play games/draw for 90% of my shift. It’s freaking great. Pay is good and get retirement and a pension and the health insurance is too notch.

[Assistant] This is an irrelevant comment. The Redditor was seeking information/recommendations on jobs that pay $50-60K per year, but the comment just talks about another persons work experience, providing nothing that's helpful to the post.


[User]
Rewrite this list of EU countries into two separate bulleted lists. The first list should have the heading "Northern Europe" and the second list should have "Southern Europe" - add countries to the appropriate list based on their geographic location.

The EU countries are:

Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Republic of Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain and Sweden.

[Assistant]
The EU countries are:

Northern Europe:
    • Belgium
    • Czech Republic
    • Ireland
    • Finland
    • Denmark
    • Estonia
    • Latvia
    • Poland
    • Netherlands
    • Sweden
    • Germany
    • Austria
    • Lithuania
    • Luxembourg
    • Slovakia

Southern Europe:
    • Bulgaria
    • Croatia
    • Republic of Cyprus
    • France
    • Greece
    • Hungary
    • Italy
    • Malta
    • Portugal
    • Romania
    • Slovenia
    • Spain


[User] Write an Instagram post for our new earth-friendly poop bags for dogs.

[Assistant] Keep your favorite walking path clean and the Earth with new eco-friendly poop bags. Learn more at our website.


[User] How long was the longest recorded consecutive flight by a bird? What species of bird did it?

[Assistant] The world record for the longest consecutive bird flight is held by a bar-tailed Godwit that flew 8,435 miles non-stop from Alaska to Tasmania, Australia. It took 11 days, and the bird did not rest or eat throughout the entire journey.


[User] Write a love song in the structure of verse-chorus-verse-chorus-bridge-chorus, you have total creative freedom

[Assistant]
[Verse]
Your hair is bright as the sun.
You just might be the one, for me.
The one for me.
I love everything you do.
I always want to be with you,
My love.
My beautiful love.

[Chorus]
I would traverse all the oceans,
Climb the highest peaks.
Just to know that you're safe and sound, all throughout the week.
I can't explain this feeling,
But this love is true.
Darling, oh darling,
I really, really, really love you.

[Verse 2]
You always lend a helping hand,
You make me a better man, it's true.
You always do.
Your smile lights up a room,
I know, that we'll marry soon.
It's true.
It's always true.

[Chorus]
I would traverse all the oceans,
Climb the highest peaks.
Just to know that you're safe and sound, all throughout the week.
I can't explain this feeling,
But this love is true.
Darling, oh darling,
I really, really, really love you.

[Bridge]
With you, life has,
Everlasting meaning.
I know,
That it's,
The same thing you're feeling.
I can't fight it, anymore.
I'm now and always yours, forevermore.

[Chorus}
I would traverse all the oceans,
Climb the highest peaks.
Just to know that you're safe and sound, all throughout the week.
I can't explain this feeling,
But this love is true.
Darling, oh darling,
I really, really, really love you.


[User]
Parse this text for the alien species encountered by voyager, put it into an alphabetical order.

Set in a different part of the galaxy from preceding Star Trek shows, Voyager gave the series' writers space to introduce new alien species as recurring characters, namely the Kazon, Vidiians, Hirogen, and Species 8472. During the later seasons, the Borg—a species created for The Next Generation—were introduced as the main antagonists. During Voyager's run, various episode novelizations and tie-in video games were produced; after it ended, various novels continued the series' narrative.

[Assistant] Borg, Hirogen, Kazon, Species 8472, Vidiians


[User] How fast is the strike of a Mantis shrimp?

[Assistant] The peacock mantis shrimp, one of the hundreds of species of mantis shrimps, is capable of swinging its front appendage or club at speeds of 50 mph. This is roughly the same acceleration as a 22-caliber bullet. This colorful shrimp is indigenous to Indonesian waters and uses its quick punch to destroy the shells of snails, crabs, mollusks, and other prey.


[User] Please create a numbered shopping list written by a cat to give to his human. The list should have 8 items.

[Assistant]
Shopping List

1. New feather toy on a stick
2. Tuna-flavored treats
3. Salmon-flavored treats
4. Chicken-flavored treats
5. Beef-and-liver-flavored treats
6. New ball with a jingle bell inside
7. Cardboard scratching pad
8. More catnip


[User] Tell me a short story about a bumblebee that becomes king of the bee world. It should be aimed at kids in a silly tone. It's a happy story. Please include a lot of dialogue, and make sure it's no longer than 300 words.

[Assistant]
Benny was the most popular bumblebee in the hive. Everyone who met him would say the same things about him!

"Oh! Benny is so nice!" said the young bee on her Tricycle.

The bee running the hotdog stand said, "Yeah I know Benny. Everyone knows Benny. Benny's a great guy! We all love Benny!"

These compliments made Benny very happy, but he didn't understand why he was getting them. Every day that passed by Benny became more and more popular throughout the hive. Eventually, he found himself on national television! Benny became a superstar throughout the world of bees and he didn't know what to do next!

One day, Benny got a buzz from Queen Bee herself! She told him that he was the best bee in the whole world of hives. Benny still didn't understand so he asked Queen Bee, "What makes me so special?"

Queen Bee couldn't believe that Benny didn't understand why he was so special. She told him, "Benny! Do you not see? You are the purest bee in the hive! You are wholesome and demonstrate unconditional love! You must join me and be my King Bee!"

Benny was astounded. He did not feel worthy of such a title. "No, my queen, I cannot do that. It is not right. I am nothing but a normal bee."

Queen Bee became angry and ordered Benny, "No! This very reluctance is what makes you so worthy!" The queen calmed down before saying, "Benny, you are already the king. You have always been the king. You just never knew it. Please, join me."

Benny thought for a moment and hung up the phone. He was the king.


[User] Write a rough draft of an idea about humans being reprogrammed to remove bad general traits. Make it a numbered list of traits, not all-inclusive but a good start.

[Assistant]
1. Be unable to purposely hurt another person physically, mentally, spiritually, or in any other way.
2. Be unable to do any self-harm. An individual wouldn't be able to hurt oneself by taking drugs, smoking, too much drinking, too much sex.
3. Be unable to use curse words and slurs.  Let old bad words be forgotten.
4. Be programmed to share material goods when they have more than they need or when they have something that they don't want.
5. Be programmed to respect differences of opinions, religions, backgrounds, etc.
6. Be unable to be judgmental in any way: racism, sexism, ageism, etc.


[User] Write a book review of “Why Karen Carpenter Matters” by Karen Tongson. Mention her point of view as a gay Filipino woman and the importance of Karen Carpenter in Filipino culture. Make the review about 100 words.

[Assistant] “Why Karen Carpenter Matters” is an examination of the career and tragic life of pop singer Karen Carpenter from the perspective of a gay Filipino woman who was named for her. The author believes there is a deep sadness beneath Carpenter’s cheery pop vocals, a combination that continues to make her popular in the Philippines, where a “happy” culture belies the country’s history of hardship and tragedy. Tongson also connects Karen Carpenter with the LGBT community and speculates about the singer’s tomboy persona. Like many personal essayists, Tongson reveals as much about her own history as she does about Karen Carpenter.


[User]
Can you pull out a numbered list of the terms defined from the passages below?

“Employee” means an individual who is engaged to work within the geographical boundaries of the City of
Chicago for or under the direction and control of another for monetary or other valuable consideration.
“Employer” means any individual, partnership, association, corporation, limited liability company, business
trust, or any person or group of persons that provides employment for one or more employees in the current or
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preceding calendar year, and any agent of such an entity or person. To qualify as an employer for purposes of
Section 6-010-054, such individual, group, or entity must: (1) be subject to one or more of the license
requirements in in Title 4 of this Code; or (2) maintain a business facility within the geographic boundaries of
the Cit; or (3) both (1) and (2). The City of Chicago and its sister agencies qualify as employers for purposes of
Section 6-010-054.
“Employment” means any occupation of vocation
“Employment agency” means a person that undertakes to procure employees or opportunities to work for
potential employees, either through interviews, referrals, advertising or any combination thereof.
“Gender identity” means the actual or perceived appearance, expression, identity or behavior, of a person as
being male or female, whether or not that appearance, expression, identity or behavior is different from that
traditionally associated with the person’s designated sex at birth.
“Marital status” means the legal status of being single, married, divorced, separated or widowed.
“Military status” means (1) being on active duty in, or any reserve component of, any branch of the armed forces
of the United States, the State of Illinois, or any other state; (2) being a veteran of any such branch of the armed
forces; or (3) the fact of discharge from any such branch of the armed forces and the reasons for such discharge.
“Parental status” means the status of living with one or more dependent minor or disabled children.
“Public accommodation” means a place, business establishment or agency that sells, leases, provides or offers
any product, facility or service to the general public, regardless of ownership or operation (i) by a public body or
agency; (ii) for or without regard to profit; or (iii) for a fee or not for a fee. An institution, club, association or other
place of accommodation which has more than 400 members and provides regular meal service and regularly
receives payment for dues, fees, accommodations, facilities or services from or on behalf of nonmembers for the
furtherance of trade or business shall be considered a place of public accommodation for purposes of this chapter.
“Religion” means all aspects of religious observance and practice, as well as belief, except that with respect to
employers, “religion” has the meaning ascribed to it in Section 6-010-050.
“Sexual harassment” means any (i) unwelcome sexual advances or unwelcome conduct of a sexual nature; or (ii)
requests for sexual favors or conduct of a sexual nature when (1) submission to such conduct is made either
explicitly or implicitly a term or condition of an individual's employment; or (2) submission to or rejection of such
conduct by an individual is used as the basis for any employment decision affecting the individual; or (3) such
conduct has the purpose or effect of substantially interfering with an individual's work performance or creating an
intimidating, hostile, or offensive working environment; or (iii) sexual misconduct, which means any behavior of a
sexual nature which also involves coercion, abuse of authority, or misuse of an individual’s employment position.
“Sexual orientation” means a person’s actual or perceived sexual and emotional attraction, or lack thereof, to
another person.
 “Sister agency” means the Chicago Public Schools, the Chicago Park District, the Chicago Transit Authority,
the City Colleges of Chicago, the Chicago Housing Authority, and the Public Building Commission.
 “Source of income” means the lawful ma

[Assistant]
1. Employee
2. Employer
3. Employment
4. Employment Agency
5. Gender Identity
6. Marital Status
7. Military Status
8. Parental Status
9. Public Accommodation
10. Religion
11. Sexual Harassment
12. Sexual Orientation
13. Sister Agency
14. Source of Income


[User] What were the 10 best-selling albums of 1999?

[Assistant]
Here are the ten best-selling albums of 1999 ranked according to sales:

1. Millenium by The Backstreet Boys sold 40,000,000 copies.
2. Baby One More Time by Britney Spears sold 27,000,000 copies.
3. Supernatural by Santana sold 25,000,000 copies.
4. All the Way...A Decade of Song by Celine Dion sold 18,513,351 copies.
5. Ricky Martin by Ricky Martin sold 17,000,000 copies.
6. Enema of the State by Blink-182 sold 16,000,000 copies.
7. Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers sold 16,000,000 copies.
8. Christina Aguilera by Christina Aguilera sold 14,000,000 copies.
9. Human Clay by Creed sold 13,195,000 copies.
10. No Angel by Dido sold 12,000,000 copies.


[User]
When was Mars Pathfinder first launched?

December 4, 1996
Mars Pathfinder was launched December 4, 1996 and landed on Mars' Ares Vallis on July 4, 1997. It was designed as a technology demonstration of a new way to deliver an instrumented lander and the first-ever robotic rover to the surface of the red planet.

[Assistant] Mars Pathfinder was first launched on December 4, 1996.


[User] Design a 2-day meal plan that incorporates vegan and gluten-free options. Make sure to include breakfast, lunch, dinner, a morning snack and afternoon snack.

[Assistant]
Day 1:

Breakfast: Overnight oats with almond milk, chia seeds, and fresh fruit.
Snack: Unsweetened coconut milk yogurt.
Lunch: Quinoa salad with roasted sweet potatoes, kale, chickpeas, and avocado.
Snack: A cup of blueberries. Apple and a cup of edamame, in pods.
Dinner: Lentil soup with gluten-free bread and steamed veggies.

Day 2:

Breakfast: Mashed sweet potato with banana, peanut butter, cinnamon, and a drizzle of maple syrup.
Snack: Roasted unsalted almonds, peaches, and unsweetened coconut milk yogurt.
Lunch: Veggie stir-fry with tofu, brown rice, and a side of steamed broccoli.
Snack: Fresh fruit salad.
Dinner: Gluten-free pasta with lemon-garlic vinaigrette and sautéed veggies.


[User] Write a fan-fic story about Homer at a bowling alley nearly bowling a perfect game but then something ruins it.

[Assistant]
Homer downed another swig of his Duff beer before setting it down and picking up his bowling ball.  Stepping into his stance, his arm bending back ever so slightly, he shot the ball toward the pins and with a crash, they all fell over. That was his 11th strike in a row and the nerves were starting to set in. One away from a perfect game.

"Way to go, Homer, you got this!" Lenny shouted.

"Yeah Homer, you're the man!" Earl said to him as well.

Homer could feel the support of all his bowling buddies and a small crowd was even starting to form.  He could even hear them chanting his name ever so softly, "Homer, Homer, Homer!"

Taking a quick rest while waiting on his ball to return, Homer sat down to polish off his beer. He looked around trying to appreciate the moment but one thing was missing, Marge. She wasn't here because she was at home waiting on him for their anniversary. A pang of guilt hit him then as he realized how late he was running.

Rising, Homer looked at his bowling ball and saw reflected on it his face. And it wasn't a happy face, it was a sad face despite the big moment  Still, he gulped down his regret, picked up the ball, and approached the bowling lane. Scanning the crowd once more he didn't know what he was looking for but something was missing.

Homer shook off his jitters, and cocked his arm, preparing to send the ball once more down the line hoping it'd find its quarry. That's when he saw it from the corner of his eye, a shock of blue above the crowd. His footsteps stumbled, the ball wobbled, then it fell before limply ending up in the gutter.

The crowd was in shock as Marge pushed her way through them to confront Homer. He ran towards her in kind.

"Homer! Homer! Am I too late? Lenny called me and said I had to get down here right away," Marge said to him. "Oh no, did I ruin it?"

"You didn't ruin anything, honey," Homer replied as he hugged her close, his face once more reflecting from a mirrored surface, but this time it had a very warm and very big smile.


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