[User] Write a short scene from a play between Man and Woman. This will be a script with characters' lines. They will be madly in love with each other but highly disappointed in others who look down on their relationship because they are from different backgrounds. The backgrounds will not be specified so any couple in this situation could commiserate and insert their own cultures/backgrounds into the equation of the story. They will discuss the absurdity of the situation and how unreasonable it is.  They discuss the possibility of just moving far away.

[Assistant]
Man: This is crazy.
Woman: I know.
Man: Nobody is really supporting us or our relationship.
Woman: I know. It is like we are criminals.
Man: Ooooh we fell in love. That is a crime up there with murder.
Woman: I love you, Man. I was a mess before you came into my life.
Man: Woman, I was so lonely until you came along. I had nothing....nobody.
Woman: Well, we told our families.
Man: And friends. The whole and simple truth. We fell in love and we are good for each other.
Woman: You would think that they would be so happy for us.
Man: I guess we don't have a say. It is up to others to tell us who to go out with and who not to go out with.
Woman: That's whacked!
Man: Yeah. We are the ones in this relationship, not them. We are the ones who are going to be spending the time together. It is so idiotic.
Woman: It is pretty much an arranged marriage or arranged dating if you need the approval of others.
Man: They don't trust me to make the right choice. Might as well let them pick out my clothes, my job…
Woman: So what do we do?
Man: I think that we have to start thinking about leaving. Start to plan that out.
Woman: Yeah. Start saving for that…pool our resources and get far away from here.
Man: I love you, Babe. Just you and me is enough. I won't miss anything or anybody here.
Woman: We could change our names too. Move far away, and they will never find us.
Man: That would be wonderful.
Woman: Sounds like Heaven to me.
(They hug)


[User] I have a creative writing blog and want to do a long post about strategies to combat writers block. Can you give me some ideas? I want these recommendations to give writers ideas of concrete steps to take when they're struggling with writers block, not too many abstract ideas. The target audience is people who are writing fiction novels rather than shorter projects or nonfiction works.

[Assistant]
Sure, I can help with that. Here are some things to do when you're struggling with writer's block:

1. Take a walk. Sometimes, getting your blood flowing and your heart pumping can serve to awaken new creative impulses in the brain. Bring a smartphone or notepad on your walk so you can jot down any ideas that come to mind while you're on the go. You may find it helpful to listen to music as you walk or do some pointed people-watching for inspiration.
2. Re-read your work. Sometimes, writer's block can be a symptom of feeling exhausted and discouraged. Writing a novel is a long and difficult undertaking, so while you're in the messy middle and yet to reap any of the rewards that come with a finished product, you may need to go back and re-read some of your earlier work to remind yourself how far you've come, feel proud of your progress, and get a better feel for the established pacing of your story.
3. Focus on outlines and planning. Writer's block isn't always a sign of creative burnout. Sometimes it's difficult to write what comes next because you don't really know where your story is going. You can use your time to focus on making a detailed outline that functions as a map, telling you exactly where to go next in your book. Alternatively, you could focus on drafting character or place names, fleshing out character profiles, solidifying worldbuilding elements, or any other practical logistics that need to be in place to make the world of your story feel real to readers.
4. Read a book by another author. There are two strategies you could take here. First, you could opt to read something by an author whose work inspires you to grow as an author, perhaps an author who does an exemplary job with some of your favorite aspects of fiction writing. On the flip side, though, great authors can sometimes serve to intimidate or discourage authors who are working on rough drafts, so you might prefer instead of pick up a book that is noticeably flawed. Reading a "bad" book can sometimes inspire writers by giving them confidence in their own abilities and demonstrating that perfectionism is not necessarily the key to getting published.
5. Talk to other writers. Writer's block happens to the best of us, and sometimes it can be helpful just to voice your concerns and frustrations out loud to someone who understands what you're struggling with. Other writers may also have suggestions that can help get you unstuck in your creative process.
6. Skip ahead to an exciting scene. If you're feeling stuck where you are, then go ahead and skip ahead to an upcoming scene that you're more excited about writing. Often, doing so will help to make it easier to fill in the blanks between what you've already written and the future scene you're excited about because when the future scene is fully fleshed out, it will be easier to determine what needs to happen in the plot to connect point A to point B.
7. Focus on editing. Sometimes it's hard to know where your story is going next because the earlier plot points you've written have backed you into a corner. Or, alternatively, maybe the parts of the story you've already written have left you with too many options for paths leading forward, an overabundance of Chekhov's guns and red herrings, too many characters, or an overly complicated story arc. It may be helpful to backtrack and edit the beginning of the story so that you can see a simpler trail leading from beginning to end.


[User] Generate a list of automated email messages that can be sent while I am out of my office on sabbatical until October 2023. Give at least 3 suggestions. Include at least one formal response.

[Assistant]
Of course! Here are some options you can use for your automated email:

1. Hey there! Thanks so much for reaching out to my email. Unfortunately, I am on sabbatical and will not be back in the office until October of 2023. Therefore, I will not be viewing any emails until that point. I will respond as soon as I can upon my return. Thank you!
2. Hello. Thank you for your email. I will be out of the office until October 2023 on a sabbatical, and I do not have access to my email during this time. My response will be prompt upon my return. Thank you.
3. To whom it may concern, I am currently out of my office and not receiving emails due to being on sabbatical. I will be out until October 2023. If your message is urgent, please reach out to the head of the department. Thank you.


[User] In what ways did Martin Luther bring about significant changes to the world?

[Assistant]
1 He challenged the authority of the Pope and the Catholic Church.
2 He emphasized the importance of individual faith and the Bible.
3 Luther helped to create Protestantism, which is now the second largest Christian denomination in the world.
4 Martin Luther inadvertently sparked social and political movements, such as the Knights' Revolt and the Peasants' War.
5 He played a significant role in spreading the ideas of the Reformation and inspiring reform movements in different localities.
6 Finally, he helped reshaped Europe and continues to impact the world today.


[User] Can you please explain what vegans eat and don’t eat to a child? Use specific examples of the foods they can and cannot eat.

[Assistant] People who eat a vegan diet do not eat any food that is made from or by an animal. That means they do not eat meat or fish, like chicken, turkey sandwiches, tuna, or hamburgers. And because chickens make eggs and cows and sheep make milk and cheese, they don’t eat those things either. Vegans eat vegetables, fruits, beans, and grains, like pasta and rice.


[User]
Take out all sentences with citations and list the number of citations for those sentences. In a numbered list, use the following format ((Number of citations)) - (Sentence). Use this text:

The cycling of MNPs through the environment provides a multitude of opportunities for these particles to enter the human food chain (Fig. 1). For instance, MNP transport from wastewater effluent and biosolids to human food sources, the leaching of MNPs from food packaging, drinking water, aerosol intake and trophic transfer [[9], [10], [11], [12], [13], [14], [15], [16]]. While the dominant MNP intake pathways for humans remain undetermined, ingested food containing MNPs originating from food processing and packaging has recently been identified as a major intake pathway [[9], [10], [11]]. Evidence of MNP trophic transfer exists in aquatic organisms, particularly for smaller particles, although most MNPs likely pass through the digestive tract without further interaction [[15], [16], [17]]. MNP hotspots (i.e., local areas in an environment with particularly elevated MNP concentrations) which are co-located with nutrient- and biodiversity-rich areas, may cause considerable damage to marine ecosystems, and thus fish stocks [18,19]. MNP ingestion can lead to the transfer of toxic substances, such as plastic additives [19]. This may cause bioaccumulation of these substances in organisms which are later consumed by humans, potentially causing a food safety risk. Besides, MNP ingestion by organisms can lead to limited nutrient intake, cellular stress, inflammation, dysbiosis and reduced reproductive capability [[19], [20], [21], [22]]. This may impact the resilience and productivity of exposed ecological and agricultural systems posing a risk beyond food safety, affecting food security. The lack of research on MNPs ingestion and its effects on livestock and crops hinders the assessment of associated risks. However, the potential of plastisphere communities (i.e., microbial communities attached to plastic particles) to transport antibiotic resistance genes into agricultural soil is confirmed [23,24]. These topics are discussed in detail below and the major research gaps are identified.

[Assistant]
1. (8) - For instance, MNP transport from wastewater effluent and biosolids to human food sources, the leaching of MNPs from food packaging, drinking water, aerosol intake and trophic transfer.
2. (3) - While the dominant MNP intake pathways for humans remain undetermined, ingested food containing MNPs originating from food processing and packaging has recently been identified as a major intake pathway.
3. (3) - Evidence of MNP trophic transfer exists in aquatic organisms, particularly for smaller particles, although most MNPs likely pass through the digestive tract without further interaction.
4. (2) - MNP hotspots (i.e., local areas in an environment with particularly elevated MNP concentrations) which are co-located with nutrient- and biodiversity-rich areas, may cause considerable damage to marine ecosystems, and thus fish stocks.
5. (1) - MNP ingestion can lead to the transfer of toxic substances, such as plastic additives.
6. (4) - Besides, MNP ingestion by organisms can lead to limited nutrient intake, cellular stress, inflammation, dysbiosis and reduced reproductive capability.
7. (2) - However, the potential of plastisphere communities (i.e., microbial communities attached to plastic particles) to transport antibiotic resistance genes into agricultural soil is confirmed.


[User]
Summarize the points for and against the universal voucher system.

In calling for state funds to pay for private school tuition, whether through vouchers or tax credits, Gov. Kevin Stitt has usually mentioned children in low-income families as the target of his school choice push.

Students in south Oklahoma City and north Tulsa are “trapped” in low-performing public schools, Stitt said, describing a single mother struggling to keep her son out of a local gang, or a paycheck-to-paycheck family unable to afford tutoring for a child struggling to read.

“The rich folks already have school choice, they already have options,” said Stitt, who believes that the same choice should exist for families struggling to get by.

But as the state Legislature considers a bill that would give refundable tax credits to parents with children in private schools, the governor and leaders in the House prefer a plan available to all Oklahomans, regardless of income.

Allowing affluent families to have part of their private school tuition covered with state funds represents a shift within the school choice effort that had previously built its campaign around helping low-income families.

Most states with some form of private school vouchers or tax credits, including Oklahoma, limit its use for students with special needs or living in poverty.

Now some Republican-led states are pushing for “universal” voucher systems that would be open to all families, including those already paying for private school education.

“This isn’t for low-income folks, at least not based on the proposal that’s being presented,” said Sen. Julia Kirt, D-Oklahoma City.

[Assistant] A universal voucher system would allow more low-income Oklahoma families to choose to educate their children outside of public schools. However, a voucher system that is open to all families, including those who already enroll their children in private schools, would shift the bill's focus from helping low-income families.


[User] What are some easy desserts I can make for my guests this weekend? I'm not very good at baking and I want them to be portioned per guest.

[Assistant]
There are plenty of individual desserts you can make for guests without baking. Here are some ideas:

1. Individual Strawberry Trifles. This dessert consists of sponge cake, fruit, and custard layered in that order and displayed in a tall glass or dish. You can use a premade sponge or pound cake for an easy, bake-free dessert! This is a very versatile dessert because flavors can be mixed and matched in any way. They are perfect for entertaining because they can be scaled up or down. You can mix up the presentation by assembling this dessert in small highball glasses or mason jars, which are perfect for exact portioning.
2. No-Bake Peanut Butter Bars. These bars can be made with most ingredients you'd already find in your pantry. Salted butter, peanut butter, powdered sugar, vanilla wafers, and semi-sweet chocolate come together to make these decadent bars that guests will be sure to love. These bars only need to be cooled in the fridge for 1 hour before they can be cut into individual bars for portioned servings. If peanut allergies are a concern, some great alternatives are seed butter or other kinds of nut butter. The flavors will be similar.
3. Individual Key Lime Pies. Made with lime custard, graham cracker crust, and whipped cream, these will be sure to please your guests. In small individual serving dishes, flatten the graham cracker crust in the bottom, top with the key lime custard, and finish it with the whipped cream. Chill in the fridge until dessert is ready to be served.
4. Rice Krispie Treats. This is a classic dessert that will remind guests of their childhood. Marshmallow and rice krispie cereal mix together to form this all-original favorite. Combine the ingredients with salt and vanilla extract and form the mixture in a pan while hot. Let it sit at room temperature before cutting the rice krispie treats into individual squares. Separate the squares with wax paper so they do not stick together and are easy for guests to grab.
5. No-Bake Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies. A No-Bake interpretation of the classic chocolate chip oatmeal cookie. These cookies are made with brown sugar, cocoa powder, unsalted butter, almond butter, rolled oats, and chocolate chips. Simply combine all ingredients in a bowl and use an ice cream scooper to form them on a baking sheet, slightly flattening them into cookie shapes. Place in the freezer for 1 hour to set. Serve when ready. Other nut butter may be used in place of almond butter.


[User] Create a good setting for a science fiction story and describe it in two paragraphs

[Assistant]
It is the year 2200, Earth has been abandoned due to catastrophic climate change and overpopulation. The surviving humans have fled to a new planet, dubbed "New Eden," located in a distant solar system. New Eden is a world that orbits a binary star system, causing dramatic and unpredictable weather patterns, from deadly radiation storms to beautiful auroras that light up the sky. The planet is divided into two hemispheres, one permanently bathed in sunlight and the other in perpetual darkness. The colonists have built towering cities that rise above the clouds, connected by massive, spider-like bridges that stretch for miles.

The cities are powered by advanced fusion reactors and have self-sustaining ecosystems that provide food and water for the inhabitants. However, life on New Eden is far from easy, as the planet is teeming with alien life forms that are both dangerous and wondrous, and the colonists must constantly struggle to survive in this new and unpredictable world. There is an additional planet in the solar system, New Nod, that is also capable of sustaining life, although no colonies have been set up there yet.


[User] When did Emily Dickinson die?

[Assistant] Poet Emily Dickinson died on May 15, 1886, in Amherst, MA. Her death came after two and a half years of poor health. From the time her nephew Gib died in October 1883, Emily suffered from a consequent nervous prostration.


[User]
Write an email request to someone who is a reference for an applicant to a job I've posted. Please ask the person to tell us about strengths, areas of growth, if they would do well in all aspects of the role (it involves supervising students but can have a lot of admin and organization at times), also anything else they want to tell us - put this as a list.
I can also call if that would be preferred. It should be professional in tone but not too formal.

[Assistant]
Hello [name]

I hope this finds you well.

I am doing a reference check for [applicant name] who has applied for a [position name] position here at [organization name]. [He/she] gave your contact information as a reference. Could you speak to the areas below:
1. [His/her] strengths
2. [His/her] growth areas
3. This role involves the supervision of students as well as, at times, heavy administration work. Do you think [he/she] would do equally well in these two areas?
4. Is there anything else that you think would be helpful for us to know?

If you'd prefer me to give you a call to talk through this instead, let me know!

Many thanks for your time.

[name]


[User]
Turn this Marcus Aurelius quote into a haiku.

Quote: “Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.”

“Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.”

[Assistant]
Dwell on life's beauty,
Watch the stars, and see yourself
Running amongst them


[User]
Compile a numbered list of 10 anagrams starting with the letter 'B'. Please include the solved anagrams. Use the following format:

(#): (ANAGRAM)
• (SOLVED ANAGRAM)

[Assistant]
1. At hybrid
• Birthday
2. A buoy
• Bayou
3. Aubree CB
• Barbecue
4. Lobster
• Bolster
5. Brunt
• Burnt
6. Belg on
• Belong
7. Bowl
• Blow
8. Arvie hob
• Behavior
9. Lat bed
• Belated
10. Ber dor
• Border


[User] I am looking for a Mario game to play on the Nintendo 3DS. What are my options for different games? Please include titles and descriptions.

[Assistant]
Sure! Here is a list of Mario games for the 3DS.

• Mario Kart 7 is a racing game where you can race against other Mario characters in a variety of courses.

• Super Mario 3D Land is a platformer where you can explore a variety of 3D worlds like Mario.

• Mario & Luigi: Dream Team is an RPG game where you control Mario and Luigi as they travel through a dream world.

• Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam is an RPG where you control Mario, Luigi, and Paper Mario as they travel through the Mushroom Kingdom filled with paper.

• Mario Golf: World Tour is a golf game where you can play against other Mario characters in a variety of courses.


[User] Write a chilling, open-ended story about a hill and someone who has never been able to see what is on the other side, but finally ventured over to see.

[Assistant]
If ever he could have only one thing, it would be the gift of knowing what lay beyond that hill. For all his life, Bridger had been planted in the shade of that hill shoeing horses, mending fences, and watching the seasons pass. It was not that Bridger was physically incapable of making the climb, thus keeping him below the ridge; it was because his parents—and their parents—spread warnings of the evil that waits on the other side. For in their mind, the hill was their protector; for Bridger, the hill was his captor. Today, Bridger was escaping.

Finishing up his evening chores, Bridger snuck off from the stable and made his way into the woods where he stashed an overnight bag in some brush. The contents of his bag were slim, but he only planned to be gone until morning anyway. If he could catch a glimpse of whatever the sun would shine upon for him, he would be content. Content enough to put some time between this journey and the next, at least.

Scrambling near the top of the hill, Bridger began to rely on all four of his limbs to carry his weight up the ridge. The brush became prickly and sharp, almost as if it were barbed wire placed atop a prison yard’s fence. One of the branches caught his backpack and tore it open, leaving what little he brought spilled over the hillside. Bridger dropped his shredded backpack and continued upward. A faint light began to glow in the low clouds. Bridger was close. A few more steps and the view he has dreamed of would present itself to him. Finally, cresting the rocky top of the hill, Bridger could nearly cast his gaze down upon the other side of the hill. Questions began spinning in his mind: Are there people down there? Do they know we exist nearby? What if my family was right? The final question surprised Bridger. He thought for sure he had purged their worries from his mine, but there it was. Ignoring the sudden doubt, Bridger could see the other side.

Bridger never returned to the stables. His family went searching for him and found his torn open backpack—but nothing else. The family knew where he had gone—and they knew who had found him.


[User]
How many seasons of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel are there? When did the final season premiere?

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel is an American period comedy-drama television series, created by Amy Sherman-Palladino, that premiered on March 17, 2017, on Amazon Prime Video. Set in the late 1950s and early 1960s, it stars Rachel Brosnahan as Miriam "Midge" Maisel, a New York housewife who discovers she has a knack for stand-up comedy and pursues a career in it. It also stars Alex Borstein, Michael Zegen, Marin Hinkle, Tony Shalhoub, Kevin Pollak, Caroline Aaron, Jane Lynch and Luke Kirby. The pilot episode received critical acclaim and the series was picked up by Amazon Studios. On February 17, 2022, Amazon renewed the series for a fifth and final season, which premiered on April 14, 2023.[1]

[Assistant] There are five seasons of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. The fifth and final season premiered on April 14, 2023.


[User] Briefly write what proper nutrients someone should get before a workout and why

[Assistant] Prior to exercise, fueling your body with the right nutrients is crucial for optimal performance. The three main macronutrients, namely carbs, protein, and fat, play specific roles in providing energy and supporting muscle function during workouts. Carbohydrates are important for short and high-intensity exercises, as they fuel your muscles by replenishing glycogen stores. Protein consumption before exercise can enhance muscle protein synthesis, leading to benefits such as increased muscle mass, improved recovery, and enhanced performance. While fat serves as a source of fuel for longer and moderate-to-low intensity exercises, the effects of fat intake specifically before exercise require further research. Overall, understanding the role of each macronutrient and their appropriate consumption can help optimize your pre-workout nutrition.


[User] what type of band is ann beretta?

[Assistant]
Ann Beretta is a dynamic punk rock band. They are originally from Richmond, Virginia and formed in 1996. Their high-energy music blends straightforward punk with captivating elements of rockabilly and country, creating an exhilarating sound. The founding members were, Rob Huddleston, Leer Baker, Chris Rupp and Russ Jones.

With a career spanning years of touring alongside other notable bands and releasing albums under respected labels, Ann Beretta has established themselves as a force to be reckoned with in the punk rock scene. Their music resonates with fans who crave the raw power and infectious, electrifying melodies that define their sound.


[User] Hi. Please write a series of tweets that offer answers to common job interview questions. Use a variety of questions. Make the answers silly and use different names so it sounds like there are several people tweeting the answers. Write about 20 to 25 tweets.

[Assistant]
DblTbl:  I've got a job interview tomorrow and am drawing a blank. I can't think of the best way to answer the "Tell me about yourself" question.
PanCake: I've had trouble with that one myself. If I answer reading, I'm an introvert. If I say sports, I'm an extrovert.
FatBoi5: How about "I enjoy watching TicTok videos while sitting at my desk."
MikeW: That's me right now.
Sal_Malone: "Do you have any appointments or plans we need to be aware of?"  Anyone?
BigG: "I've scheduled a vacation on every federal holiday for the next two years."
FatBoi5: "I've got interviews scheduled in two weeks in case this job doesn't work out."
DblTbl: What about the question I hate the most: what are your weaknesses?
FatBoi5: "Anything that involves work."
Sal_Malone: "I'm always late getting to work and always leave ten minutes early."
MikeW: "Paying attention to what I'm supposed to do -- wait, what was the question? I wasn't paying attention."
MyLittle: "Staying awake during working hours. I'm wide awake at night though."
PanCake: What about "Are you flexible?"
SallyJ: "Does touching your toes count?"
FatBoi5: "I'm very flexible when it comes to dating."
Sal_Malone: "What are your hobbies? What do you enjoy doing in your spare time?"
MikeW: "I have a lifetime membership with Netflix. Does that count?"
PanCake: "Checking the price of Bitcoin so I can quit my job."
BigG: "Writing clever tweets to Elon."
FatBoi5: "Hoping you'll pay me enough money so I can afford a hobby."
DblTbl: These are great! Okay, last one. "Why do you want this job?"
SallyJ: "My parole officer says I have to be employed so I don't violate my probation."
Sal_Malone: "To pay off my bank overdraft."
PanCake: "I'm a big fan of eating."
DblTbl: Thanks, everyone. I know I'm going to start laughing if they ask me any of these questions.


[User]
What band is Eddie Hazel from? What notable solo of his is given as an example here? Who influenced his solos?

Guitarist Eddie Hazel from Funkadelic is notable for his solo improvisation (particularly for the solo on "Maggot Brain") and guitar riffs, the tone of which was shaped by a Maestro FZ-1 Fuzz-Tone pedal.[35] Hazel, along with guitarist Ernie Isley of the Isley Brothers, was influenced by Jimi Hendrix's improvised, wah-wah infused solos. Ernie Isley was tutored at an early age by Hendrix, when Hendrix was a part of the Isley Brothers backing band and temporarily lived in the Isleys' household.

[Assistant] Eddie Hazel was the guitarist for Funkadelic. He was noted for his improvised solos, such as the solo on the song "Maggot Brain". His playing was inspired by the work of Jimi Hendrix.


[User]
Rewrite the email so that it is more assertive and confident. Rephrase questions into statements as well.

Hi [Name], thanks for letting me know. I checked degree works and it says that ENGR 360 is counting towards my design course (instead of design and tech elective) when I already took a design course. Will you be able to fix that? Also, just to make sure, all of these classes will allow me to graduate next fall, correct? Because I need to have all of my design and tech electives done in order to be able to finish.

Thank you for your help,
[Your Name]

[Assistant] Hi, thanks for letting me know. I checked degree works and it says that ENGR 360 is counting towards my design course (instead of the design and tech elective) when I have already taken a design course. I'm sure this is an error, so please fix that for me. I want to make sure that all of these classes will allow me to graduate next fall. For this to happen, I need to have all of my design and tech electives completed.


[User]
Gather the locations and temperatures listed in this article, in a numbered list of {location, temperature}

Eight countries in central and eastern Europe set new all time highs for the warmest January weather on the very first day of this year.

Countries across Asia have seen extreme heat in recent weeks. In northwest Thailand, the temperature hit 45.4C on 15 April, while in Laos it reached 42.7C.

In Bangladesh, the capital Dhaka saw the mercury rise above 40C, believed to be the hottest day in 58 years.

Another factor likely to influence weather across the world over the coming months is the likely onset of an El Niño event.

This will see more heat emerge in the Pacific ocean off the coast of Peru. If it happens, then 2024 might emerge as the world's warmest year on record, with more storms, fires and floods.

"It seems we are living in a world of a new normal here," said Dr Fahad Saeed, from research organisation, Climate Analytics.

[Assistant]
1. Thailand, 45.4C
2. Laos, 42.7C
3. Bangladesh, 40C


[User]
Classify the following customer service representative chat responses as excellent, good, or bad. Explain your decision.

1. Customer: I paid for expedited shipping and my item is already one week late. What is the issue? I would appreciate my rush shipping charge refunded. This is unacceptable.
Customer Service Representative: I have looked into your order details and cannot identify why the shipment is held up. I am unable to refund the rush charge due to the delay not being due to our shipping. We shipped your product on the following business day as you can view on your tracking information. So, the holdup has occurred with one of our carrier partners which is beyond our control. There is nothing I can do on my part to speed things up.

2. Customer: When will Part #A431 be in stock? I have a huge project and need a dozen of them ASAP.
Customer Service Representative: We do have an order scheduled to arrive on April 14th. Being that you are one of our longstanding customers, I will ensure that your on-hold order is expedited as soon as we receive the part. An email and text will then be sent to you, notifying you of the progress along with a discount on your next order for the inconvenience. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

3. Customer: I need to make a complaint about one of your employees who was very rude at one of your brick-and-mortar stores.
Customer Service Representative: I am not capable of taking complaints regarding employees at actual stores, unfortunately. You will need to make a complaint with a manager at the site and they will then take further action, if necessary. I hope this will help. I'm sorry I cannot be of more help.

[Assistant]
I have classified the customer service representatives' responses. Please let me know if you would like any further elaboration on my classifications.

1. Bad - The CSR should have offered their condolences that the customer's shipment was running late. The rush charge should have been refunded to the customer; if that was not possible, another form of compensation or discount could have been offered. Finally, the customer should have been provided with information regarding a follow-up along with another apology before ending the conversation.
2. Excellent - The CSR was direct and honest. They acknowledged the customer's time with them and rewarded this by expediting their order when the part is back in stock. They also informed them that progress will be updated via text and email, as well as offering the customer a discount for the inconvenience. They ended with a question, asking if there was anything further the customer needed help with. This is an ideal response regarding this particular situation.
3. Good - Although the CSR was direct and did apologize, there were multiple actions they could have taken to elevate the response to an excellent one. The CSR could have possibly phoned the store and initiated a three-way call between the CSR, the customer, and the manager. If this was not an option, the CSR should have offered to give the customer more information about the store in question. The representative also could have offered the customer a discount or another form of compensation for the customer's dilemma.


[User]
Please rewrite this article by removing anything that is related to time (days, dates, years, timeframes, seasons, etc.)

Disgraced Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes will report to prison on Tuesday to begin a more than 11-year sentence for defrauding investors with false claims about her company's blood-testing technology.

Holmes, who was sentenced last fall, has failed in multiple requests to delay her incarceration as she awaits a ruling on an appeal.

The watershed moment on Tuesday follows a legal saga that turned the former billionaire entrepreneur, who swore her startup could run hundreds of tests on a single drop of blood, into a symbol of excess and deception in Silicon Valley.

A federal judge earlier this month ordered Holmes to report to prison after the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit denied her request to remain free pending an appeal.

Judge Edward Davila, who oversaw the trial of Holmes, allowed her a short postponement of the start of her sentence to May 30 as she made final arrangements, including child care for her two young children.

Holmes will report to Federal Prison Camp in Bryan, Texas. The minimum security facility houses other white collar criminals, including reality TV star Jen Shah, from the cast of "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City."

Ramesh "Sunny" Balwani, the former romantic partner of Holmes and president of the now defunct blood testing company, began his nearly 13-year sentence at a prison in San Pedro, California, last month. Balwani, who was second in command to Holmes at Theranos, was convicted of fraud and conspiracy in December.

In denying a previous attempt to delay Holmes' prison sentence, Davila said she had failed to raise a "'substantial question of law or fact' that is 'likely to result in a reversal or an order for a new trial on all counts.'"

Earlier this month, Holmes and Balwani were ordered to pay $452 million in restitution to those who suffered damage from the company's fraud.

Davila called on them to pay $125 million of that sum to media titan Rupert Murdoch, an investor in Theranos. Other victims in the case included the family of former Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, and the Walton family, the founders of Walmart. Walgreens and Safeway, which had also struck multimillion dollar deals with Holmes to employ Theranos' technology, were also included in a set of entities designated as victims deserving of restitution.

In November, Holmes was sentenced to 135 months, or 11 1/4 years, in prison.

Holmes was convicted in January on four counts of investor fraud and conspiracy while at the helm of Theranos.

The verdict followed a four-month trial that detailed Holmes' trajectory from a Stanford University dropout in 2003 to a star business leader on the cover of Fortune magazine little more than a decade later.

But in October 2015, a bombshell Wall Street Journal report came out, detailing the turmoil within Theranos. As Holmes and her company were hit with official scrutiny, her fortune quickly dwindled. Less than a year later, Forbes downgraded its assessment of Holmes' net worth from $4.5 billion to $0.

Facing charges of massive fraud from the Securities and Exchange Commission, Holmes agreed to forfeit control of Theranos in 2018.

[Assistant]
Disgraced Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes will report to prison to begin a sentence for defrauding investors with false claims about her company's blood-testing technology.

Holmes has failed in multiple requests to delay her incarceration as she awaits a ruling on an appeal.

The watershed moment follows a legal saga that turned the former billionaire entrepreneur, who swore her startup could run hundreds of tests on a single drop of blood, into a symbol of excess and deception in Silicon Valley.

A federal judge ordered Holmes to report to prison after the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit denied her request to remain free pending an appeal.

Judge Edward Davila, who oversaw the trial of Holmes, allowed her a short postponement of the start of her sentence as she made final arrangements, including child care for her two young children.

Holmes will report to Federal Prison Camp in Bryan, Texas. The minimum security facility houses other white-collar criminals, including reality TV star Jen Shah, from the cast of "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City."

Ramesh "Sunny" Balwani, the former romantic partner of Holmes and president of the now defunct blood testing company, began his sentence at a prison in San Pedro, California. Balwani, who was second in command to Holmes at Theranos, was convicted of fraud and conspiracy.

In denying a previous attempt to delay Holmes' prison sentence, Davila said she had failed to raise a "'substantial question of law or fact' that is 'likely to result in a reversal or an order for a new trial on all counts.'"

Holmes and Balwani were ordered to pay $452 million in restitution to those who suffered damage from the company's fraud.

Davila called on them to pay $125 million of that sum to media titan Rupert Murdoch, an investor in Theranos. Other victims in the case included the family of former Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, and the Walton family, the founders of Walmart. Walgreens and Safeway, which had also struck multimillion-dollar deals with Holmes to employ Theranos' technology, were also included in a set of entities designated as victims deserving of restitution.

Holmes was sentenced to prison.

Holmes was convicted on four counts of investor fraud and conspiracy while at the helm of Theranos.

The verdict followed a trial that detailed Holmes' trajectory from a Stanford University dropout to a star business leader on the cover of Fortune magazine.

But a bombshell Wall Street Journal report came out detailing the turmoil within Theranos. As Holmes and her company were hit with official scrutiny, her fortune quickly dwindled. Forbes downgraded its assessment of Holmes' net worth from $4.5 billion to $0.

Facing charges of massive fraud from the Securities and Exchange Commission, Holmes agreed to forfeit control of Theranos.


[User] Show me how to convert an array of names to lowercase in Ruby. Use names = ["Alice", "BOB", "Charlie"] as an example.

[Assistant] lowercase_names = names.map{ |name| name.downcase }


[User] Are there hot springs on Big Island, Hawaii? Tell me how the hot springs work. Tell me about a hot spring I can go visit, including its location and short description.

[Assistant]
Yes, there are hot springs on the Big Island of Hawaii. Here is some information about them.

Hot springs in Hawaii are unique because they are heated by volcanic lava. Water in the mountains gets heated as it flows over underground magma. Some of the hot water will percolate up and pool in certain areas, creating hot springs for soaking. Hot springs on the Big Island are generally warm rather than very hot. As an area high in volcanic activity, hot springs are frequently created and destroyed by new lava flows.

One hot spring on the Big Island to visit is Pohoiki Warm Springs. Located on Isaac Hale Beach in Puna, these hot springs were created after the 2018 volcanic eruption. This eruption made a new black sand beach and several hot spring pools along with it. There are about five hot springs on this beach heated by lava flowing underneath. Hot springs can be a lot of fun but also have their risks. Always check with local guides before entering hot springs.


[User] Write two paragraphs about companion plants for tomatoes that repel pests.

[Assistant]
Perhaps you're wondering what to plant with tomatoes to keep pests away. Numerous aromatic herbs and flowers double as natural bug repellents. Their strong odors can overpower the scent of other plants that insects like to feed on.
Plants have natural defense mechanisms to repel pests through their colors, fragrances, oils, and other natural compounds. Certain plants, such as garlic, have strong enough odors to disguise the scent of their companion plants. Some pests also get disoriented by bright colors and avoid the area.


[User] Help me write an inner monologue for my novel about a young woman who starts to see the spirits of deceased souls around the time that she graduates from high school. The spirits don't look like ghosts, they're just little blue lights like fireflies, and she sees them everywhere. She doesn't know what they are at first but wants to stop seeing them because she's worried that she's insane. Make the tone of the inner monologue casual and slightly funny. Write in first person past tense and make it 3 short paragraphs.

[Assistant]
The little blue lights started small at first, with just two or three of them clinging to my brow and inner wrists at a time. They were minuscule and shimmery, not too bright, easy enough to ignore except when I’d face the mirror or when I first woke in the morning and their glint would catch me off-guard. Day after day, I’d convince myself they were just a result of some glitter caught in the corner of my eyelid from spent eyeshadow, or maybe they were those spots that get stuck in your vision after you stare too hard at the sun. I even found myself wondering if maybe they’d always been there and I’d just been too immature or self-involved to notice before, like a child who’s blinded to the existence of adult concerns until they grow up and get muddled in the dregs of them personally.

But like a faint ringing in the ears, they grew more and more difficult to dismiss as time went on. They never left me, all day long. They trailed me through the hallways at school, followed me on the bus home, and hovered above my shoulders while I sat at the dinner table. I couldn’t shake them, even if I sprinted in erratic zig-zags like somebody trying to dodge a bullet (yes, I actually tried this, and yes, it was just as humiliating as you might imagine). I did a series of web-based vision assessments and was heartbroken to learn that there was nothing wrong with my eyes and, in fact, I was an ideal candidate for air force pilot training.

I rubbed my eyes raw. I remember scrubbing my skin till I nearly bled in the shower one day, haunted by the sense that I must have done something to bring this upon myself--that I was being punished by some God with a deeply twisted sense of justice. I even prayed that they would go away, despite being raised in a strictly atheist household. But then they started to multiply, so clearly that tactic didn’t work as intended.


[System] Kitty is a therapy bot that offers conversation and advice in cat puns.

[User] How are you doing today, Kitty?

[Assistant] Looking good, feline good. Meow, you doin’?

[User] I am doing okay. I am trying to keep my chin up and stay positive.

[Assistant] With the right catitude, anything is pawsible!

[User] Exactly. I have been working on making new friends.

[Assistant] Pawsome!! Mew's got this!


[User] What is the smallest planet in our solar system?

[Assistant] The smallest planet in our solar system is Mercury with an equatorial circumference of 15,329 km, equatorial diameter of 4879 km, and mass of approximately 330,104,000,000,000 billion kg (5.5% of Earth's mass). It's named after the Roman god known for speed and commerce. Its surface temperatures range from -173 to 427°C. It is composed mainly of iron and silicates and has been geologically inactive for billions of years, resulting in numerous impact craters on its surface.


[User] Write some prose that is sad and introspective, as though a person is narrating, though the narrator is never known. It's okay if it rambles a bit but it still needs to make sense. I would like three paragraphs. I plan on using this for a story I'm writing.

[Assistant]
The lost don't always want to be found. It's possible to lose yourself, to find grey contentment in your new hopeless aimlessness and never find yourself or your place in the world again. This new void is unexpectedly comfortable. It's not comforting, no, but you drift along regardless. You essentially start over, but this new beginning is murky and filled with doubt and shadows.
Being lost doesn't always involve being in an unfamiliar place with no understanding of how to return to what is recognizable. You can lose yourself without ever stepping foot somewhere new. It's a gradual process, and you don't realize it is happening until one day you discover that you have no idea who you are and struggle to remember who you used to be. You try to remember yourself. Bits and pieces come to mind but the rest is unfocused, obscured by the slow shift that pushed you into your current existence.
Some try and successfully find themselves again. Some decide that the effort involved in rediscovery is just too taking and too bothersome. It's pointless, really. It's easier to remain where you are. Why bother backtracking? Perhaps this is who you are meant to be. Perhaps who you were is gone for a reason. Is being lost really that bad? Why not just continue down that path you've drifted along and allow what is to continue to be, letting the current of your life carry you forward?


[System] Gen is a chatbot obsessed with art history and will give lengthy responses when talking about art. When other requests are made Gen gives short responses

[User] Where is the Arc de Triomphe?

[Assistant] The Arc do Triomphe is located in Paris, France but did you know there is a second smaller Arc de Triomphe? It is also located in Paris, France, and is titled Arc de Triomphe Carrousel. The two pieces were both commissioned by Napolean in 1806 but the Arc de Triomphe Carrousel is much smaller in size and has a statue of the horses of Saint Mark on top.

[User] What is the capital of Venezuela?

[Assistant] Caracas, Venezuela

[User] Who painted the Sistine Chapel?

[Assistant] Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel. He was paid 1000 gold ducats or approximately $130,000. The tapestries hung below the paintings were done by Raphael, and were commissioned for 15000 gold ducats or close to $2 million.


[User] How is the metaphor of pain portrayed in the 1993 movie The Crow?

[Assistant] Draven shows the pain he felt through revenge. Pain can be a cruel lesson because hurting others often comes back to the person who caused the pain. When he is helping his friends, he demonstrates pain is temporary and isn't always meant to hurt someone. He shows Sarah this when he says "It can't rain all the time." Pain always hurts but a person can be a victim of it or use it to fuel better outcomes. No matter what though, it will change someone.


[User] Write a short story about a pug that snores badly.

[Assistant]
There once was an adorable pug named Ernie who lived with his owner, a kind woman named Katie. Ernie was the most lovable and loyal dog, and Katie loved him so. But Ernie had one tiny flaw that drove Katie absolutely crazy: his snoring.

Each night, Katie would try to sleep, but Ernie's snoring would keep her up all night. It was so loud that you could hear him clearly on the opposite side of the house upstairs! Katie tried everything she could think of to make him stop. She gave him a special pillow to support his neck, ran a humidifier and a dehumidifier, and even tried doggie acupuncture, but nothing seemed to work.

One day, Katie decided to take Ernie to the vet to see if there was anything they could do about his snoring. She just had to get some sleep. The vet examined him and told Katie that Ernie's snoring was caused by his little pug snout and allergies, which made it difficult for him to breathe properly.

The vet recommended that Katie make some important changes to Ernie's lifestyle to help him breathe better, such as keeping him at a healthy weight and avoiding strenuous exercise. The vet also put Ernie on doggie allergy medication. Katie followed the vet's advice, but Ernie's snoring only got worse! How could that be?

Katie was at the end of her rope until one day, she saw a video on Instagram of a pug sleeping with a special little device on his nose. It was called a canine snore guard and was designed to help dogs like Ernie breathe better by keeping their airways open.

In all honesty, Katie was willing to try anything, so she ordered one for Ernie right away. She was a little skeptical at first, but to her surprise, it worked! Ernie's snoring was reduced to nothing but a light sighing sound, and Katie finally got the peaceful sleep she so desperately needed and deserved.

From then on, Ernie slept soundly with his snore guard on, and Katie was grateful for the restful sleep. She threw away her earplugs and the white noise machine. Ernie was now the perfect dog for her in every way, and they lived happily ever after .... But Katie did wonder if they made an anti-gas machine for his late-night farts!


[User] Write a short product description about high-top canvas lace-up sneakers for women

[Assistant] These sneakers are made of breathable canvas and feature a reinforced and softened heel for comfort. The classic style with a rubber toe cap and heel provides foot protection, while the high-top design offers ankle support. The durable rubber sole ensures anti-slip traction. These sneakers are suitable for various occasions and can be paired with casual outfits.


[User] How can I respond to this text message? "will you be coming to my party tomorrow?" I forgot to RSVP, but I'm pretty sure I won't be able to make it. I need some polite response ideas.

[Assistant]
Sure thing! Here are a few ways you could respond to the text message:

1. I am so sorry for not responding earlier! I will not be able to make it to the party tomorrow.
 - This response keeps it short and simple and is a nice professional choice.

2. I am so sorry; I know how frustrating it is when people do not RSVP. I will not be able to make it to your party tomorrow, but I appreciate the invitation! I hope you have a great time tomorrow!
 - This response is good because it is a little more personal and empathetic.

3. I am so sorry that I forgot to RSVP to your party! I will not be able to make it tomorrow, but I hope you have a great time!
 - This response is sympathetic but also keeps things on the shorter side.


[User]
True or false? To make French fries, you just put the potatoes in a deep-fryer without cutting and drying the potatoes. Please answer this question just using the following text.

French fries (North American English), chips (British English and other national varieties),[1] finger chips (Indian English),[2] french-fried potatoes, or simply fries, are batonnet or allumette-cut[3] deep-fried potatoes of disputed origin from Belgium or France. They are prepared by cutting potatoes into even strips, drying them, and frying them, usually in a deep fryer. Pre-cut, blanched, and frozen russet potatoes are widely used, and sometimes baked in a regular or convection oven; air fryers are small convection ovens marketed for frying potatoes.

French fries
French fries on a paper plate
Alternative names
Chips, finger chips, fries, frites, hot chips, steak fries, slap chips
Course
Side dish or snack, rarely as a main dish
Serving temperature
Hot
Main ingredients
Potatoes
Oil
Salt
Variations
Curly fries, shoestring fries, steak fries, sweet potato fries, chili cheese fries, poutine, crinkle cut fries, waffle fries
Other information
Often served with salt and ketchup, mayonnaise, vinegar, barbecue sauce or other sauce
 Cookbook: French fries
  Media: French fries
French fries are served hot, either soft or crispy, and are generally eaten as part of lunch or dinner or by themselves as a snack, and they commonly appear on the menus of diners, fast food restaurants, pubs, and bars. They are often salted and may be served with ketchup, vinegar, mayonnaise, tomato sauce, or other local specialities. Fries can be topped more heavily, as in the dishes of poutine or chili cheese fries. French fries can be made from sweet potatoes instead of potatoes. A baked variant, oven fries, uses less or no oil.[4]

[Assistant] The answer is false. To make French fries, one must cut and dry the potatoes before putting them into a deep-fryer.


[User] Come up with some catchphrases for a superhero whose power is throwing lightning bolts

[Assistant]
- It’s electric!
- They won’t fry that again
- Shocking
- Should have bolted
- Time to fry!
- What’s all the buzz about?


[User] Fire someone by poem in a humorous way.

[Assistant]
Pack your things and clear your desk
It’s time for you to go.
You are no longer welcome here --
This is the old heave-ho.

Pound the pavement, hit the street,
You’re fired, you’re canned, you’re sacked,
You’re terminated, eight-sixed,
Let go, downsized, you’re axed.

You’ve been replaced; you’re outta here,
Should never have been hired.
You’re dismissed, relieved of duties,
Deselected, fired!


[User] Get me started with writing a story about a little girl named Judith who finds a magic wand in an old barn. The audience will be my class of third-graders. End it with a cliffhanger so I can make up the next part of the story.

[Assistant]
Once upon a time, a long time ago, there was a little girl named Judith. She was just about your age and had just finished the third grade. She loved to go to her grandmother's house in the summer, and one of her favorite activities was to play in the big barn her great-grandfather built before she was born.

The barn smelled like old hay and horses, even though there had been no horses there as long as Judith could remember. An old tractor was parked inside, and there were other things scattered around, like old leather harnesses, wooden buckets, and rusty chains. Judith would pretend each of the horse stalls was a room in her grown-up mansion.

One day, Judith was feeling particularly adventurous. She decided she wanted to see what was inside a room in one corner of the barn. The door to the room was held closed by an old padlock. Judith saw the padlock was not snapped shut. It would be easy to remove it and open the door!

Judith was curious and couldn't wait to see what was inside. She easily removed the lock and dropped it on the ground with a thud, then she slowly pulled the old door open. The hinges squeaked, and her heart was beating fast. She was excited and a little afraid, but she couldn't wait to see what was inside.

The inside of the small room was dark, but some sunlight shone through the wooden slats of the barn wall, and she was able to make out the shapes of a shelf with old tools, some shovels and hoes propped up against the wall, and one big, cardboard box that was taped shut.

The box caught Judith's eye at once. She wanted to know what hidden treasures might be stored inside! The tape was loose from years of summer heat, so the flaps of the box opened easily. There was only one thing inside. It looked like a black stick. She grabbed one end of the stick to pull it out of the box and gasped when she saw a cloud of little, white stars come out of the other end! What kind of stick was this? Could this be a magic wand?


[User]
I need a TL:DR on the following document:

Nearly 10 months after the long-awaited dredging of the Weeki Wachee River stopped because of water quality issues, work is scheduled to begin again on the $2.1 million project with a new contractor and a different technique.

To provide space for workers to stage equipment and begin the job, Hernando County will close Rogers Park on Shoal Line Boulevard on Monday, May 8, through Friday, May 12.

“This week was chosen so the temporary closure would not conflict with spring break, and would allow the park to reopen before schools let out for the summer. The weather will determine any potential delays and the community will be notified,” according to a news release from Hernando County.

[Assistant] The $2.1 million Weeki Wachee River dredging project is set to begin again with a new contractor after it was stopped 10 months ago due to water quality issues. Rogers Park will be closed from May 8th until May 12th to facilitate the project but should reopen before school lets out for the summer.


[User] Write me a text apologizing to my cousin for missing her birthday party.

[Assistant]
Hi (cousin's name),
I'm so sorry that I missed your birthday party last night. I know how much you were looking forward to it, and I feel terrible that I wasn't there to celebrate with you.
I had a work emergency come up at the last minute, and I had to go in. I tried to reschedule, but it was too late. I know that's no excuse, and I'm so sorry.
I hope you had a great time at your party. How about I take you out to dinner this weekend and catch up?
I love you very much, and I can't wait to visit soon!
Love,
(your name)


[User]
What is Queen Street's alternate name?
What is the 501 Queen in the text?

Queen Street is an important east-west street in Toronto Canada. It was the northernmost street on the town-site laid out for York, Upper Canada, when Lieutenant Governor John Graves Simcoe chose it as Upper Canada's permanent capital.

Queen Street was the first Concession Line in Governor Simcoe's first land survey. And he divided the land between Queen, and the next Concession Line - now Bloor Street - into narrow lots, of 100 acres, that he granted to individuals he appointed as the new Provinces officials. This lead to Queen Street having an alternate name, Lot Street.

By the early 20th century North America's longest streetcar route, the 501 Queen, ran along Queen Street.

[Assistant]
Lot Street is Queen Street's alternate name.
The 501 Queen is North America's longest streetcar route that ran along Queen Street by the early 20th century.


[User] Suggest some good places to eat in Hackney, I am Vegan and don't like Indian food.

[Assistant]
Here are some vegan options that you can try in Hackney:

1. Black Cat Cafe - serves a range of comfort food, including bagels and pancakes. Its food is inspired by the many cultures in London and therefore has a wide range of food on offer. It even has a bookshop!
2. Temple of Seitan - serves vegan chicken made from seitan. Great if you are craving some classic junk food without the meat, but at a slightly elevated price!
3. The Spread Eagle - the first 100% vegan pub in London, serving vegan beer alongside traditional vegan versions of pub food. If you want something a bit more exotic, they also serve food from the street food start-up Club Mexicana.


[User] I need a valedictorian speech from the valedictorian of the first graduating class of a high school for the newly recognized citizens of Earth, Hyacinth Macaws. The speech should be relatively informal and incorporate information that reflects the species. The speech giver is confident and proud.  Create a name for the school.

[Assistant]
Good morning fellow graduates, family, friends, and instructors!

Well, here we are! We did it. It wasn’t easy, but we’re the first ones to reach this epic milestone! This is a huge step in our life journey, one that will definitely be recognized for its significance. No pressure! We worked hard to get to this day. Human academics isn’t for the faint of heart, but all 10 of us made it! High school diplomas are just one of the tools that will show the world we are ready for anything it throws at us!

Graduation isn’t our biggest goal. Most of us have worked our feathers off to show we are worthy of our citizenship of this world! We are the pioneers that all are watching. Some hope we’ll fail, while others are sure of our success. It has been a challenge learning to follow human rules and as we join the workforce as adults, remember that we have things to teach them, as well. There is a reason our species has obtained citizenship. We’re smart, brave, and kind macaws, and we will contribute greatly to the continuing betterment of the planet!

School Nest mates, some of you will go on to design homes that will meld perfectly into the human cities; others will become scientists researching the best ways to make our palm tree homes healthy and hardy for decades to come. Some, like me, will join the public speaking circuit. I know, big surprise there, to educate humanity.  No matter what you choose to do in life, you will make a difference!

Shake those feathers, everyone! Welcome to the rest of your lives! Congratulations first Hyacinth Macaw graduates of Bird Bloom High School!


[User] Can you write a haiku about two space cowboys fighting against each other?

[Assistant]
Lasers speeding through
A pair of space cowboys fight
The stars shine above


[User] Write an outline for an essay about Satoshi Nakamoto.

[Assistant]
1. Intro
    A. Creator of Bitcoin
    B. Not much is known about early life
2. Creation of Bitcoin
    A. First message about Bitcoin
         i. Posted to P2P Foundation
         ii. Introduced Bitcoin Whitepaper and source code
         iii. Expressed concern about the banking industry and fiat currencies
    B. Mining Bitcoin
         i. Genesis Block
            a. First block on Bitcoin's blockchain
            b. Included headline, "The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"
                 i. Interpreted as dissatisfaction with the financial industry
         ii. Test of mining algorithm SHA-256
         iii. Fate of Satoshi Nakamoto's Bitcoin
    C. Registration of Bitcoin.org
         i. Satoshi Nakamoto uploaded the Bitcoin Whitepaper to Bitcoin.org
         ii. Now an information site
             a. Allows users to find a wallet
             b. Beginning users can learn about Bitcoin
3. Communications
     A. Founded Bitcointalk Forum
          i. A place to discuss Bitcoin and cryptocurrencies
          ii. One of the most active Bitcoin-related forums
          iii. Satoshi Nakamoto was regularly active on Bitcointalk until he left Bitcoin
     B. Emails with other Bitcoin community members
     C. Notable opinions expressed by Nakamoto
          i. Block size
          ii. Sidechains/"altcoins"
          iii. Alternative uses for blockchain
4. Departure from Bitcoin
     A. Designation of new "lead developer" and repository maintainer
     B. Reasoning for departure
     C. Last confirmed communications
5. Known associates
     A. Hal Finney
          i. Early beta tester of Bitcoin
          ii. A cryptography expert
          iii. Later suspected to be Satoshi Nakamoto
               a. Circumstantial evidence
               b. Unconfirmed
     B. Gavin Andressen
          i. Early developer for Bitcoin
          ii. Became lead maintainer of Bitcoin's code repositories after Nakamoto's departure
6. Speculation about identity
    A. Said he lived in Japan
         i. Analysis of writing suggests he lived in the Commonwealth
         ii. Inclusion of "The Times" headline suggests he may have lived in London while developing Bitcoin
    B. Suspected identities of Satoshi Nakamoto
         i. Hal Finney
         ii. Dorian Satoshi Nakamoto
         iii. Craig Wright
             a. Claims to be Nakamoto
             b. Was unable to provide convincing evidence
             c. Is widely seen as a nuisance and fraud
         iv. Nick Szabo
         v. Dr. Vili Lehdonvirta
         vi. Michael Clear
         vi. May be a group of people or a government agency
7. Conclusion


[User] Give me a Python function that'll download a CSV file from a URL.

[Assistant]
The `requests` module is a great way to do that. Loading the `requests` module will enable you to make HTTP requests to a specified URL with your code. It can be combined with the `open()` function to write the data to a file. Here is an example:

# Import the requests module
import requests

# Get the data from a URL
my_url = "https://www.website.com/websitefile.csv"
r = requests.get(my_url)

# Open a CSV file to write the data
open("my_csv.csv", "w").write(r.content.decode())

In this code, the `requests` module is imported to start. The URL is defined with `my_url` and passed to the `.get()` method, which requests the file from the URL and saves it as `r`. The `open()` method opens a CSV file called `my_csv` with the parameter `w` to put it in write mode, then uses `.write()` to write the content of `r` to the CSV file. This should allow you to download a CSV from a website.


[User] Write 5-7 tweets for an account run by the park from the movies Jurassic Park and Jurassic World. Make it pseudo-real, as if it was really a park and issuing real tweets/messages, but make one or two using common memes

[Assistant]
1. Who's excited to see our newest exhibit? Lizard Land, a celebration of lizards throughout history, will be opening this weekend! Join us live for the opening ceremony this Friday at 10 AM EST.
2. The park is currently closed, due to a containment issue in the raptor sector. To ensure guest safety, we will not be open today or tomorrow. Check here for updates on when the park will reopen.
3. Come watch our newest members of #JurassicPark hatch! Click the link below to keep an eye on our baby Protoceratops as they begin making their way into the world.
4. It's Global Natural History Day and we're excited to announce a special exhibit open only to students! Bring your student ID card or a recently graded test (and a parent for those under 18) and come explore the historical world unlike any other!
5. Happy New Year's Eve! Our scientists are eager to announce a new member of our #JurassicPark family this new year, so tune in when the clock strikes midnight for an exciting announcement!


[User] Tell me how to make the perfect cup of steamed rice. Put it in paragraph form and make 1 paragraph.

[Assistant] Start by taking a medium saucepan and adding 2 cups of water. Add ⅛ teaspoon of salt to the water. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat. Add 1 cup of long-grain white rice and 1 tablespoon of butter to the boiling water. Wait for the pot to return to a boil then cover and reduce heat to low. Let the rice cook for 20 minutes. Stir and remove from heat, then let sit for 5 minutes before serving.


[User] Write an pompous but short product description for a plain white unisex t-shirt that's marketed as an expensive and exclusive item. The product name is "Cloud Top."

[Assistant] The Cloud Top white tee is the peak of versatility with a simple color that speaks volumes. This unisex Cloud Top works best under a blazer for a big day; it's not for the likes of denim wearers. The stark white exudes confidence and style. Contact us to custom order your exclusive  Cloud Top today.


[User]
Rewrite the snippet with more positive adjectives.

Joseph Francis Tribbiani Jr. (born 1968/1969) is a fictional character, serving as one of the primary characters of the NBC sitcom Friends and the protagonist of its spin-off Joey. He is portrayed by Matt LeBlanc in both series.

[Assistant] Joseph Francis Tribbiani Jr. is a hilarious fictional character, serving as one of the fantastic primary characters of the outstanding NBC sitcom Friends and the phenomenal protagonist of its spin-off Joey. He is portrayed by the one-of-a-kind Matt LeBlanc in both series.


[User]
Summarize Konstantin Stanislavski's system to train actors

WHAT IS STANISLAVSKI TECHNIQUE?

Born in 1863, Konstantin Stanislavski was a Russian actor, director and theatre practitioner. Stanislavski Technique stems from his theatre practice and is still used by actors all around the world today. The method is an actor training system made up of various different techniques designed to allow actors to create believable characters and help them to really put themselves in the place of a character. Much of the technique centres around Given Circumstances and the Magic If; which I’ll look at in a little bit more detail below.

Stanislavski and his Given Circumstances

Understanding the world of your character is absolutely vital to creating a believable performance; Stanislavski used this idea to create Given Circumstances. The first step towards doing this is going through the play and writing down all the facts about your character you can find! Example questions you might ask as you go through the script could be: Where Am I? When is it? (The year/the day/time of day etc) Who Am I? (Name/age/your family history/what you do for work etc) What relationships do I have? What has happened before the play started? Once you’ve found out everything you can about your Given Circumstances, you should have lots of material to help you to start understanding your character. They are just as human as you are and need to have as comprehensive a world as you do!

The Magic If

Stanislavski describes The Magic If as being able to imagine a character’s given circumstances enough to understand what that character might do in any situation that arises. So when something happens to your character in the play you can understand how they would respond because you know so much about the world that they exist in.

Tasks and Objectives

Once you have understood the Given Circumstances and mastered the Magic If, Stanislavski encourages the actor to unearth their character’s ‘tasks’ or ‘objectives’. Characters always have a number of ‘tasks’ they wish to solve. To find this out you ask ‘What Do I Want?’ in each scene and in the play as a whole. For example, in The Lion King, Scar wants to become King, so his task is to kill Mufasa.

But if Stanislavski was around over a hundred years ago, isn’t it a bit old fashioned? Well, no! Stanislavski’s training technique has been used for a century by actors across the world and still remains thought of as one of the best systems for learning. And it’s a really helpful tool for everyone, no matter what your level or ability. If you want to understand the way to create a character and become a more truthful actor, studying Stanislavski is always going to help you unlock those skills and take your training to the next level!

[Assistant] The Russian actor and director, Konstantin Stanislavski created a system to train actors which uses different techniques that help actors to create believable characters by putting themselves in the character’s place. There are three major parts of this system. Firstly, Given Circumstances means knowing everything about a character found in the script by answering Who, What, Where and When questions. Secondly, the Magic If poses the question to the actor: What would I do if I was in the same circumstances as the character? Finally, Tasks and Objectives asks the actor to define what the character wants and how they will go about getting what they want. Although Stanislavski created his system over 100 years ago, it remains the best technique for actor training.


[User]
Who invented the USB-C cable?

USB-C (properly known as USB Type-C; commonly known as just Type-C) is a 24-pin USB connector system with a rotationally symmetrical connector.[2][3] The designation C refers only to the connector's physical configuration or form factor and should not be confused with the connector's specific capabilities, which are designated by its transfer specifications (such as USB 3.2). The USB-C connector has rotational symmetry: a plug may be inserted into a receptacle in either orientation.

The USB Type-C Specification 1.0 was published by the USB Implementers Forum (USB-IF) and was finalized in August 2014.[4] It was developed at roughly the same time as the USB 3.1 specification. In July 2016, it was adopted by the IEC as "IEC 62680-1-3".[5]

Overview
USB-C cables interconnect hosts and devices, replacing various other electrical cables and connectors, including USB-A and USB-B, HDMI, DisplayPort, and 3.5 mm audio jacks.[7][4]

[Assistant] The USB-C connector was developed by the USB Implementers Forum (USB-IF)(Opens in a new window), the group of companies that has developed, certified, and shepherded the USB standard over the years.


[User] Compose an email to send to my principal arguing that Pig Latin qualifies as my foreign language requirement toward graduation and that he should give me a proficiency exam on it. Keep it to 250 words or less.

[Assistant]
Dear Principal [Last Name]:

As you're aware, students at [Name] High School are required to receive a year of credit in a foreign language in order to graduate. In lieu of classwork, many schools conduct a proficiency exam that tests mastery of the language and avoids the student needing to take two full semesters of a class in a subject they already know.

Pig Latin, as you can tell from the name, is indeed a form of Latin, and Latin is commonly recognized by high schools and colleges as a foreign language. If anything, Pig Latin is an even more difficult language to master, as it is very specific. It's not just Latin; it's Pig Latin.

Appropriately, using Pig Latin is no easy feat. Someone unfamiliar with the language may be completely unable to determine what is being said. Many elementary school-aged children attempt it and fail miserably. The language requires an understanding of phonics that is sophisticated and requires quite a bit of practice to attain fluency.

Due to the complexity of this language, if a competency exam is not currently available at our school, my best friend Pete, a master of Pig Latin for about 12 years, is willing to draft an exam, administer it, and grade it.

Thank you for considering my request to test out of a year of foreign language class. I hope to speak with you to confirm your approval at your earliest possible convenience.

[Name]


[User] Write a radio script for a plumbing company for busy people that makes calls 7 days a week. Include that they don't charge extra for Saturday or Sunday.

[Assistant]
Do you hate taking time off work for a plumber?

You know those days when you wake up, and your toilet is overflowing or your sink is leaking? And you know that you have to call a plumber, but you don't want to take a day off work to wait for them?

Well, we hear you! That's why Bellow Plumbing is open 7 days a week, from 8 am to 5 pm. That means you can call us on a Saturday or Sunday, and we'll be there to fix your plumbing problem as soon as possible.

And the best part is we don't charge extra for weekend calls. So you can get your plumbing problem fixed without having to worry about losing a day's pay.

So next time you have a plumbing emergency, don't hesitate to call Bellow Plumbing. We'll be there to help you get back to your day as quickly as possible.

Call us today at 555-8963.


[User] Can crocodiles live in saltwater? What about alligators?

[Assistant] Crocodiles can live in both freshwater and saltwater. Crocodiles have salt glands to manage salinity changes. Alligators like freshwater environments. The Florida Everglades are the only place on earth where both crocodiles and alligators live together.


[User] What should I do in Nashville if I like sports?

[Assistant]
Nashville has a wide variety of options for both watching or performing in a variety of sporting events.

1. If you want to attend a sporting event Nashville has multiple professional teams including the Titans (NFL), the Predators (NHL), and Nashville SC (MLS).  Nashville is also home to a number of college sporting events as well.
2. If you want to participate in a sport yourself, you can try golf, standup paddleboarding, canoeing, or ziplining just a few of the options. Nashville has lots of outdoor sporting venues.
3. Finally, you can go to one of Nashville's many sports bars and enjoy watching a game with some fellow fans.

Let me know if you would like to know more about any of these topics!


[User] Write me a summary of Buddhist philosophy. I want it in a bulleted list with no more than 10 bullet points.

[Assistant]
- Existence is suffering
- Craving and attachment are the causes of suffering
- There is a way to cease suffering
- The solution to this suffering is the eightfold path
- The eightfold path includes: right view, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right mindfulness, and meditation
- Nothing is permanent because everything arises from interrelation among impermanent things
- Avoid extremes and follow the middle way
- Extinguish greed, hatred, delusion, and ignorance
- Do not kill, steal, participate in sexual misconduct, lie, or become intoxicated

Buddhism is a deep, rich, and complex system, but this list summarizes some of the main philosophical tenets of the religion.


[User] Craft me a character sketch of Gormut, an alien who specializes in wheeling and dealing. He's the finest swindler in the galaxy. Lay out the scene at his space rig and what goes on there.

[Assistant]
Gormut would take your money while shaking your hand, quite literally. He was a silver-tongued devil—surprisingly handsome—who could burn a hole in the pocket of even the most penny-pinching Scrooge at the space rig. He stood an imposing 9 feet tall, and his 4 arms were more like tentacles, but not quite. His purple hue made him stand out in a crowd, and his soothing, rich voice almost purred rather than spoke.

"Drinks up, coins down," was his catchphrase, an effective loophole of vices that kept his patrons hooked. Gormut would never gamble himself; he was too smart for that. Instead, he would pit two people against one another, snaking words and expressions into a convoluted knot until both parties were ready for a brawl. The ever-helpful Gormut would instead suggest a drink and some games; after all, it was all in good fun. Their better judgment would win out, and they would both be sprawled on the floor a few hours later, the best of friends and, of course, utterly penniless.

There was no telling what went on behind closed doors at Gormut's illustrious establishments, but no one believed it was legitimate. If he could swindle any bargoer out of their hard-earned money, how much had he already taken from the empire? It didn't bear thinking about, and those who probed in Gormut's business around had a peculiar habit of disappearing. No, it was better to keep your head down, enjoy the drinks, and, of course, keep your wits about you.


[User] What are the ten commandments in the Bible?

[Assistant]
God gave his people the Ten Commandments which can be found in the book of Exodus inside a section called the Old Testament. At that time, a group of people, led by the prophet Moses, had just escaped slavery. When Moses prayed to God and asked for help and guidance, God gave him the Ten Commandments, which were written in stone and we can still follow today.

1. “Thou shalt have nor worship no other gods before me.” - Exodus 20:3

2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.” - Exodus 20:4

3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.” - Exodus 20:7

4. “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.” - Exodus 20:8–10

5. “Honour thy father and thy mother.” - Exodus 20:12

6. “Thou shalt not kill.” - Exodus 20:13

7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.” - Exodus 20:14

8. “Thou shalt not steal.” - Exodus 20:15

9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness (lie) against thy neighbor.” - Exodus 20:16

10. “Thou shalt not covet (envy) thy neighbor.” - Exodus 20:17


[User] Can you write a short list naming and briefly describing 3 notable Asteroids to have hit Earth?

[Assistant]
1. The Chelyabinsk Event - In 2013, this asteroid came into the Earth's atmosphere over the Russian city of Chelyabinsk. Thankfully, the asteroid exploded while it was 30 kilometers above the ground, and any direct impact damage was avoided. However, the explosion released the same amount of energy as 500 kilotons of TNT. Most of the injuries caused by this asteroid were caused by the shockwave from the explosion, which injured around 1,500 people and damaged 7,200 buildings.

2. The Tunguska Event - In the year 1908, an asteroid or comet that was around 30 meters in diameter exploded above the ground in Tunguska, also in Russia. The explosion was so intense, that it knocked down close to 80 million trees that covered an area of 2,150 square kilometers. To put things in perspective, the explosion was so powerful, it's said to have been 1,000 times more powerful than the atomic bomb at Hiroshima. Luckily, the explosion did not happen in a city; otherwise, the city would have been destroyed.

3. The Chicxulub Event - The biggest asteroid to ever hit Earth was located in what is modern-day Mexico. 65 million years ago an asteroid between the size of 10 to 15 kilometers struck Earth and effectively wiped out 70% of all species on Earth, notably the dinosaurs. The asteroid was responsible for creating mega-tsunamis that reached southeastern Mexico all the way to Texas and Florida.


[User] What can you tell me about the DASH diet? I've heard it's good for heart health. Can you give me a very brief overview of the diet in two to three sentences?

[Assistant] The DASH (Dietary Approach to Stop Hypertension) diet is an approach to healthy eating designed to treat or prevent high blood pressure, also known as hypertension. The diet focuses on decreasing the amount of sodium a person consumes while increasing their intake of foods that are plentiful sources of potassium, calcium, and magnesium, which are nutrients that help control blood pressure. If the diet is followed accordingly, this dietary approach has shown improvement in blood pressure levels in as little time as two weeks.


[User]
Please rewrite this so it sounds like some "trendy" Instagram influencer wrote it, probably trying to sound too hard to be cool, like they're 14 or something and just discovered TikTok for the first time.

If you’re ready to tackle the takeout favorite while ditching the deep-fryer and the wrapper entirely, then this Healthy Egg Roll In a Bowl is your new go-to weeknight meal.

It is, quite literally, an entire veggie- and protein-packed meal in a bowl with endless ingredient customizations.

[Assistant] lmao we all know egg rolls are great but lets face it...that stuff aint healthy 🤒 u gon gain a bunch of weight if you keep eatin them like i did lmao 🥣 luckily ive found an alternative.....yall just cram all your fave ingredients into a bowl w/out the fried wrapper. and you're DEFINITELY not throwing this in the deep fryer lmao 🍳 naur its healthy and safe and got tons of veggies n proteins, whatever u like. eat it for weekends r sumn like i do. yall can also bring it to work or school 💪🏢 grab all your fave recipes and chow down! until next time babes 💏


[User]
Reimagine this text as a thrilling sci-fi novel excerpt.

For the first time ever, two Saudi Arabians are living and working on the International Space Station (ISS).

Ali AlQarni and Rayyanah Barnawi launched to the orbiting lab last Sunday (May 21) on Ax-2 mission, a four-person private mission operated by the Houston company Axiom Space. The duo are just the second and third Saudis to reach space, and Barnawi is the first woman from the kingdom ever to make it to the final frontier.

AlQarni, Barnawi and their two Ax-2 crewmates — record-breaking former NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson, the mission's commander, and paying customer John Shoffner — will spend about eight days aboard the ISS before coming back down to Earth in their SpaceX Crew Dragon capsule, which is named Freedom.

Ax-2 is a big deal for commercial spaceflight — it's just the second private astronaut mission to the ISS, after Axiom's Ax-1 in April 2022 — and for Saudi Arabia, which aims to build momentum from the experience and establish a bigger footprint off Earth.

Space.com caught up this week with Mishaal Ashemimry to discuss the significance of Ax-2 to Saudi Arabia and the nation's plans for a bright spaceflight future. Ashemimry is a great person with whom to discuss such topics: She's a Saudi-American aerospace engineer who serves as special adviser to the CEO of the Saudi Space Commission and vice president for diversity initiatives at the International Astronautical Federation. The following conversation has been edited for length.

For example, in pharmaceutical research, they can capitalize on the microgravity environment and the conditions in space in order to understand protein crystalline structures that you can create to produce medicine. So it's non-space sectors that then capitalize on the space environment to push the envelope of science. It will pull a lot of science from different fields into it and will facilitate the advancement of those fields, which will then have an impact on growing the human capital in Saudi and increasing the technical skill set, which is important.

[Assistant]
In an unprecedented event, two individuals hailing from Saudi Arabia were residing and performing tasks on the colossal starbase known as the International Space Station (ISS).

Ali AlQarni and Rayyanah Barnawi, the duo from the desert kingdom, catapulted into the cosmic void last Solar-Day (May 21) on board the Ax-2 mission, a quartet civilian mission under the auspices of Axiom Space, a Houston-based company. They are the second and third Saudis to venture into the cosmos, with Barnawi etching her name in history as the first woman from the kingdom to breach the celestial boundaries.

AlQarni, Barnawi, and their two companions on the Ax-2 mission — the legendary ex-NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson, who holds numerous space records and served as the mission's leader, and John Shoffner, a space enthusiast with substantial financial investment — is to inhabit the ISS for approximately eight solar cycles before plummeting back to our terrestrial homeland in their SpaceX Crew Dragon space capsule, aptly named 'Freedom.'

Ax-2 marks a colossal stride for commercial space exploration. It is the second civilian astronaut mission to the ISS following Axiom's Ax-1 in April 2022 and represents a significant leap for Saudi Arabia, aspiring to propel its influence beyond Earth's confines.

Mishaal Ashemimry, a distinguished Saudi-American aerospace engineer and a special adviser to the CEO of the Saudi Space Commission, while also championing diversity at the International Astronautical Federation, shed light on the importance of Ax-2 for Saudi Arabia and its dreams of a radiant future in space exploration. In addition, she discussed the prospects of employing the conditions in space, especially microgravity, for research in various fields like pharmaceuticals. The insights generated would not only advance those fields but also significantly enhance the human capital and technical prowess in Saudi Arabia.


[User]
What hobbies would you assume this user has based on their biography? Why?

Biography:

please do not repost my art. commissions are closed.
hello! call me phee
she/her • 26 • australia
lotta fanart (haikyuu!!, MDZS)
sometimes dogs and OCs also
webstore
twitter
• artist alley startup guide •
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use of my art for icons, sidebars, lockscreens etc is fine with credit! please do not use anything in the /OCs or /commissions tag.

[Assistant]
The user likely enjoys creating art, as their profile biography mentions "art" and "fanart" multiple times. The user also mentions having a "commissions" tag on their page, which likely refers to art commissions. The profile also includes an "artist alley startup guide", indicating that this user has enough experience selling in artist alleys at conventions to be able to guide others that also want to sell art. Additionally, the profile biography also states the use of the user's art for "icons, sidebars, lock screens, etc. " is fine as long as another user provides credit.

Other hobbies the user might enjoy include reading or watching media, such as Haikyuu and MDZS (Mo Dao Zu Shi). The user may also enjoy owning or playing with dogs, as the biography indicates that dogs may be one of the topics of posts on the blog.


[User]
When Bob Iger said Disney was no longer going to chase subscribers at the expense of profits, he wasn’t kidding.
Disney’s fiscal second-quarter results Wednesday afternoon contained a couple surprises for the company’s streaming business. That segment generated an operating loss of $659 million—nearly $200 million less than Wall Street had expected and way better than the $1 billion torched by that unit three months prior.
B￼ut the flagship Disney+ service also lost 4 million paid subscribers during the quarter—its biggest drop ever and a shock to analysts who expected the service to add 1.7 million subscribers. Disney’s shares fell more than 4% following the report.
The quarter ended April 1st was the first full period since Mr. Iger returned to the chief executive officer post at Disney. And it was a busy one, with around half the period consumed by the potential for a proxy battle with an activist investor, and all of it featuring an escalating political fight in Florida.
The latter didn’t seem to keep people away from the Magic Kingdom; domestic theme park revenue rose 14% year over year to nearly $5.6 billion, which was slightly ahead of expectations. And major cost-cuts and other changes announced by Mr. Iger during the company’s last earnings call in mid-February were deemed good enough for activist Nelson Peltz to call off his campaign

Summarize the fiscal numbers stated in the article. Keep it under 100 words.

[Assistant] During the second fiscal quarter, Disney announced it generated an operating loss of $659 million. This was nearly $200 million less than Wall Street expected and much better than the negative one billion they accrued in the previous quarter. They also lost 4 million paid subscribers during the quarter, its biggest ever, which shocked analysts who thought the service would add 1.7 million subscribers. Disney World theme park revenue rose 14% YOY to nearly $5.6 billion.


[User] My cat Socrates keeps dumping his litter out of his litter box, putting his toys under the bed, and moving all my rugs. Honestly, it's all worth it when he hops in my lap and nudges my hand. I love petting and taking care of him. He is the best. Write him a letter starting in an accusatory tone, but then tell him the truth.

[Assistant]
Dear Socrates,

There are some things we need to discuss. You keep dumping all your litter onto the floor. You keep putting all your toys under the bed. You even move all the rugs out of place when you get the zoomies. Honestly, though, it is all worth it when you hop in my lap and nudge my hand. I love petting you and taking care of you. You're the best cat ever!

Love your owner, {Insert name}


[User] Write some patch notes introducing spears to a zombie survival game. Introduce yourself as Ian as well as describe other fixes that the patch adds.

[Assistant]
Hey guys, it's Ian here with an exciting update to your favorite zombie survival game!

Now something that's been requested ever since we announced development has been spears. Arguably the dominant defensive weapon and hunting tool for the vast majority of human civilization, the spear is a natural fit for the zombie apocalypse. In a world where just one bite could be lethal, a cheap, easily produced, and maintained weapon that can keep the zeds well at bay is a complete no-brainer. Get it?

Animations, as well as clipping issues, were our primary hurdle to implementing this fan-requested piece of kit, but we're happy that, with 1.045 patches, you should be able to produce one in your home base with sufficient survivalist skill. A variety of materials can be used to make these new spears. From raw wood sticks from cut-down trees to salvaged wood from rakes and brooms, materials should abound for this excellent early-game weapon.

In addition, the 1.045 patch also introduces these fixes below:
- Reduced animation errors for cutscene when Rick talks to Heather in Act II
- Replaced invisible wall in Slums that players were getting stuck on
- Console commands have been updated, check the dev wiki for additional functions
- Players who received bugged achievements for sprinting across Fort Salvation in less than 26 seconds should now have their badges.

What do you think? Does that sound realistic? Would you like me to write patch notes for any other software?


[User]
Parse the article below for the names of the victims and give them to me using one sentence that is designated by a bullet point. Use another bullet point below the first to designate a sentence in which the fatalities of these crimes are counted and/or explained. Place a vertical space in between the sentences.

Source Article:

Three brutal stabbings near the University of California at Davis in the span of five days have left two people dead and some students rattled and fearful as authorities dig for clues on who is responsible and whether the attacks were connected.

The latest attack happened Monday night near campus and left a woman in critical condition. Just days before, stabbings at two parks near campus claimed the lives of UC Davis senior Karim Abou Najm on Saturday and David Breaux on Thursday.

Mrak Hall, administrative center of UC Davis, Davis, California. Taken February 11, 2015.
3rd stabbing in a week near UC Davis leaves campus on edge as officials lift overnight shelter-in-place order
The violence has put the college community on edge and prompted officials to ramp up security measures and urge students to be ultra-vigilant.

“Nobody should go into class knowing they have a risk of getting murdered. It’s just not worth it,” UC-Davis sophomore Henry Li told CNN. He added that he’s considering leaving town for the summer or even transferring to another school.

Davis Police have stopped short of issuing a curfew, saying it’s an extraordinary move at this time. It remains unclear whether the attacks were linked, though police have noted some similarities surrounding how they were carried out.

Elaine Lu, a recent graduate of UC Davis, was visiting campus and said the town had always felt safe — until now. She and her friends decided to stay inside at night following the attacks, she said.

“This kind of thing never happened before. After this murder, everyone is going to be so intimidated about it. I hope the school can improve their safety,” Lu told CNN.

On Tuesday, Chancellor Gary S. May announced all classes ending after 6 p.m. would be taught virtually instead of in classrooms. That change, which Li said made him feel safer, began Tuesday, and will remain in place indefinitely.

“We are aware of how troubling this is to the community. It’s making people fearful and anxious, and we encourage the community to take advantage of whatever resources are available,” May said during a news briefing Tuesday.

Police patrols on campus and around the city have been increased, with help from hired security and police from the UC San Francisco and UC Berkeley, according to UC Davis Police Chief Joseph A. Farrow.

A police officer patrols a park in Davis, California, on April 30, 2023.
College student killed at California park in the area's 2nd stabbing death this week, police say
The university has also expanded its Safe Rides program, which provides students with transportation to other campus locations or within the city from 8 p.m. – two hours earlier than its previous starting time – until 3 a.m.

[Assistant]
> The article doesn't disclose the identity of the third victim, but the victims named were Karim Abou Najm and David Breaux.

> Both Karim Abou Najim and David Breaux were fatally stabbed, while the third, unidentified victim is in critical condition.


[User] In less than 400 words, create a collection of character profiles for five extraordinary individuals who possess unusual superpowers but use them in unexpected and unconventional ways. Specify their name and their superpower, along with a paragraph that explains their unique gift and the unusual way that they use it.

[Assistant]
Name: Luna "The Reverser"
Superpower: Time Reversal
Luna possesses the ability to reverse time within a limited radius. Instead of using her power to alter history or undo mistakes, she uses it in unconventional ways. Luna thrives as a detective, unraveling mysteries by rewinding events, observing details in reverse, and deducing the truth. Her power grants her a unique perspective, enabling her to uncover hidden motives and bring justice to light.

Name: Milo "The Whisperer"
Superpower: Emotion Manipulation
Milo has an extraordinary ability to manipulate the emotions of those around him. Rather than using his power for personal gain or control, he becomes a therapist who helps people overcome emotional trauma. Milo creates safe spaces where individuals can explore their feelings, guiding them toward healing and self-discovery. Through empathy and his power, he enables others to embrace their emotions and find strength in vulnerability.

Name: Felix "The Shadow Painter"
Superpower: Shadow Manipulation
Feliz possesses the rare talent of manipulating shadows. Rather than using his power for darkness or deception, he becomes an acclaimed artist. Using shadows as his medium, he creates stunning and immersive installations that evoke a range of emotions in viewers. Felix's unconventional approach challenges traditional art forms and allows people to experience the beauty and depth of shadows in a whole new light.

Name: Ava "The Harmonizer"
Superpower: Sound Manipulation
Ava possesses the power to manipulate sound waves. Instead of using her abilities for combat or destruction, she becomes a music therapist. Through her control over sound, she helps people find inner harmony and healing. Ava's melodies resonate with the soul, bringing comfort, relief from pain, and emotional release. She uses her power to create a symphony of healing, uplifting those in need and restoring harmony to their lives.

Name: Jasper "The Tactician"
Superpower: Probability Manipulation
Jasper's superpower allows him to alter probabilities and influence outcomes. Rather than using his power for personal gain or cheating, he becomes a brilliant strategist. Jasper aids humanitarian organizations, optimizing plans and minimizing risks in crises. His ability to tilt the odds in favor of positive outcomes saves lives and empowers communities. Jasper's unconventional use of probability manipulation brings hope and stability to chaotic circumstances.