Question: What did the Earl of Oxford do when he met Queen Elizabeth I that led to him exiling himself from England for seven years
Answer: Farted - On his return the Queen welcomed him home, and said, My Lord, I had forgot the fart

Question: If you have had a foursome and a shag what have you been doing
Answer: Dancing, they are types of dance

Question: What was Sir Henry Norris's job for Henry V111
Answer: He used to wipe his bottom

Question: What is the gas that makes farts smell
Answer: Hydrogen sulphide not methane

Question: After completing a topless modelling assignment in Antarctica, how did Samantha fox describe a part of her anatomy
Answer: Blue tits

Question: If your balls are black and blue what colour are your opponents
Answer: Red and yellow, you are playing croquet

Question: Where would an American stick his weenie
Answer: In a hot dog roll

Question: Which company announced in 2015 that it is to stop publishing images of naked women
Answer: Playboy

Question: What is Thailand's biggest island
Answer: Phuket

Question: Why did stockbrokers in Auckland New Zealand object to their place of work being redesignated as a Regional Stock Exchange
Answer: The acronym would spell ARSE

Question: What would you do with a soft cock
Answer: Wear it - it's a wig

Question: How many litres of water will a standard European condom hold before it bursts
Answer: Eighteen

Question: CATFISH TUNIC is an anagram of a literary character
Answer: Atticus Finch

Question: What is the name of Johnny Depp's character in Pirates of the Caribbean
Answer: Jack Sparrow

Question: Which famous architect was born in the Wiltshire village of East Knoyle
Answer: Sir Christopher Wren

Question: The following are the first lines to which well known poem Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary
Answer: The Raven

Question: The Home Guard were first known as the LVD (Local Defence Volunteers) what were they nicknamed
Answer: The Look Duck and Vanish Brigade

Question: Who was the last private citizen living in Downing Street
Answer: Mr Chicken

Question: What was Little Eva's follow up dance to The Locomotion
Answer: The Turkey Trot

Question: HMS Ark Royal was built by which company in the 1980s
Answer: Swan Hunters

Question: What symbol is used by the British Standards Institute
Answer: Kite mark

Question: What was the name of the character played by Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs
Answer: Clarice Starling

Question: What are Chas and Dave's surnames
Answer: Hodges and Peacock

Question: What was the former name of Jaguar motors
Answer: Swallow Sidecar Company

Question: Which MP twice announced that she was a lesbian in the nineteen nineties
Answer: Angela Eagle

Question: Who did Eddie George succeed as Governor of the Bank of England
Answer: Robin Leigh-Pemberton

Question: With which Yorkshire town do you associate a liquorice sweet
Answer: Pontefract

Question: In which city does almost half the population of the state of Illinois live
Answer: Chicago

Question: Who stated that she was a moron to nominate Jeremy Corbyn for the Labour leadership
Answer: Margaret Beckett

Question: A Habanero is a native of which capital city
Answer: Havana

Question: Which disciple did not believe Jesus was alive until he had touched the hole in his hands
Answer: Thomas

Question: Baroness Marie Christine Agnes Hedwig Ida von Reibnitz is better known as whom
Answer: Princess Michael of Kent

Question: What was the original name of the cafe in Eastenders
Answer: Ali's Cafe

Question: Who was the last of the England World Cup winners to play league football
Answer: Alan Ball

Question: What are court cards called in the USA
Answer: Face cards

Question: Who played the unscrupulous Damien Day in the TV series Drop The Dead Donkey
Answer: Stephen Tompkinson

Question: What is a female tiger called
Answer: Tigress

Question: Which two vegetables make up the Indian dish aloo gobi
Answer: Potatoes and cauliflower

Question: What was the first UK number one for Cornershop
Answer: Brimful of Asha

Question: Which five British towns or cities have hosted the Eurovision Song Contest
Answer: London (1960 and 63), Edinburgh (1972), Brighton (1974), Harrogate (1982), Birmingham (1998).

Question: Which sign of the Zodiac is represented by a crab
Answer: Cancer

Question: How many celebrities were there on a Blankety Blank panel
Answer: Six

Question: What is a young pigeon called
Answer: A squab

Question: Which motor manufacturer made the Saxo
Answer: Citroen

Question: In which country are the Painted Lakes
Answer: Indonesia

Question: What is the oldest of the European universities
Answer: University of Paris

Question: Who have the Conservatives chosen as their candidate to run for the 2016 London Mayor elections
Answer: Zac Goldsmith

Question: Who presented TV's Confessions programme
Answer: Simon Mayo

Question: Xingu is a popular beer produced in which country
Answer: Brazil

Question: According to Greek mythology who was the father of Hercules
Answer: Zeus

Question: What is the colour of the stripe on the trousers of a Mountie's dress uniform
Answer: Yellow

Question: Who won the FA Cup in 2006
Answer: Liverpool

Question: Dark and light muscovado are types of what
Answer: Sugar

Question: In 1967, which airline became the first all-jet airline
Answer: Twa

Question: What 1976 and 1991 hit begins: "Is this the real life / Is this just fantasy"
Answer: Bohemian Rhapsody

Question: You get nothing for a pair was a Bruce Forsyth catchphrase in which programme
Answer: Play Your Cards Right

Question: From which country does the food brand Heinz originate
Answer: U.S.A.

Question: Who were the first brothers to top the UK singles charts
Answer: Everly Brothers

Question: In which sport did Prince William represent Scotland Universities in 2004
Answer: Water Polo

Question: Which former American state governor has children called Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig
Answer: Sarah Palin

Question: What is Denmark's largest island
Answer: Zealand

Question: Actor Neil Burgess plays Barry Scott in the UK television commercial for which cleaning product
Answer: Cillit Bang

Question: What creature comes in types Rock, Ball, Greentree and Indian
Answer: Pythons

Question: In American football, what position is QB
Answer: Quarterback

Question: In terms of population, what is the largest town in Devon
Answer: Torquay

Question: What is an overhead metal bar strengthening the frame of a vehicle and protecting the occupants if it overturns called
Answer: Roll bar

Question: In Australia what is a brickfielder
Answer: Warm wind

Question: By what name did Tery Nelhams become well known
Answer: Adam Faith

Question: How many VC's were awarded in the Falkland's war
Answer: Two

Question: In which European city is Dam Square
Answer: Amsterdam

Question: In which branch of the armed services did John F Kennedy serve during WW2
Answer: The US Navy

Question: What is the name of Tel Aviv's airport
Answer: Ben Gurion

Question: How many archbishops does the Church of England have
Answer: Two, Canterbury and York

Question: What was the name of the computer in Chain Letters
Answer: Wordsworth

Question: Which unit of sound is one tenth of a bel
Answer: Decibel

Question: Who wrote the poem The Pied Piper of Hamelin
Answer: Robert Browning

Question: Which flower is the national symbol of France
Answer: Fleur De Lys

Question: What is The United States leading dairy state
Answer: Wisconsin

Question: If an angler caught a fully grown roach and a perch which one would be the biggest
Answer: The perch

Question: Who has been named as the best paid female musician by Forbes in 2015
Answer: Katy Perry

Question: Which sitcom character lived at 27, Sodbury Terrace
Answer: Frank Spencer

Question: Who was the father of English monarch Queen Mary I
Answer: Henry V111

Question: Which country has a map of itself on its flag
Answer: Cyprus