Question: What island does Puff the Magic Dragon call home?
Answer: Honalee

Question: The Fed Cup is premier women's international tennis match, pitting teams from various countries against each other. What is the equivalent men's contest?
Answer: Davis Cup

Question: What is the primary profession of Otto Mann on TV's The Simpsons?
Answer: School bus driver

Question: Nicknamed Slowhand, what famed English guitarist was born on March 30, 1945?
Answer: Eric Clapton

Question: Abraham Lincoln was president of the Union during the civil war. Who was the president of the Confederate States?
Answer: Jefferson Davis

Question: Name the 1976 movie and character/actor that featured the quote “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
Answer: Robert DeNiro as Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver

Question: The Starry Night, The Potato Eaters, and Self-Portrait with Bandaged Ear are all paintings by what famed artist?
Answer: Vincent Van Gogh

Question: The secret police force created by Papa Doc Duvalier, the Tonton Macoute terrorized the citizens of what country?
Answer: Haiti

Question: The first oral medicine to treat erectile dysfunction, Viagra was approved for sale by the FDA on March 27, 1988. Which company produces it?
Answer: Pfizer

Question: A former advertising executive, who is the "creative genius" behind the Garfield comic strip?
Answer: Jim Davis

Question: March 31, 1917 saw the US take possession of the US Virgin Islands, after spending $25 million to buy them from what country?
Answer: Denmark

Question: What name was given to the practice which tried to turn lead, copper, and other base metals into gold?
Answer: Alchemy

Question: For a point each, name the 5 countries surrounding the Central African Republic.
Answer: Chad, Sudan, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Republic of the Congo, and Cameroon

Question: The largest automobile magazine by circulation, what monthly rag publishes a yearly 10Best?
Answer: Car and Driver

Question: Thanks to the color scheme used on cans and jars of Sanka, the handles on restaurant pots of decaffeinated coffee are traditionally what color?
Answer: Orange

Question: On March 30, 1981, noted asshat John Hinckley, Jr., took a shot at which US official?
Answer: Ronald Reagan

Question: April 1, 1976 saw Ronald Wayne, Steve Wozniak, and whom, start a company to sell a computer mother board (including CPU, RAM, and video chip) for a mere $666.66?
Answer: Steve Jobs

Question: Commonly called Seward's Folly, in honor of then Secretary of State William H. Seward, Alaska was purchased from what country in 1867?
Answer: Russia

Question: In what wrestling move does the wrestler grabs his opponent, turn him upside-down, and drop into a sitting or kneeling position, driving the opponent head-first into the mat?
Answer: Pile driver

Question: In music, what does crescendo indicate?
Answer: Gradual get louder

Question: March 28, 1987 saw the death, at age 82, of one Maria von Trapp, who was the inspiration behind what Rogers and Hammerstein musical?
Answer: The Sound of Music

Question: The speedometer on your car indicates the speed of your vehicle. What gauge indicates the rate of rotation of the engine's crankshaft?
Answer: Tachometer

Question: Saturday saw the untimely death of former Representative from New York, Ambassador to the UN Commission on Human Rights and first ever female Vice Presidential candidate, Geraldine Ferraro. Who was her presidential running mate?
Answer: Walter Mondale

Question: March 31, 1917 saw the US purchase what is now known as the US Virgin Islands from what European country?
Answer: Denmark

Question: Dubbed "the most controversial woman in the history of rock" by Rolling Stone, what all around waste of breath fronted the alt band Hole, is barred from having contact with her own daughter, and is probably most famous for making Kurt Cobain want to eat his own shotgun?
Answer: Courtney Love

Question: Mark Twain's classic book, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn takes place along which US river?
Answer: The Mississippi

Question: What company encouraged you to "have it your way" in their advertising slogan?
Answer: Burger King

Question: First implanted in 1982, the Jarvik-7 was the first successful artificial what?
Answer: heart

Question: March 30, 1981 saw Ronald Reagan get shot in the chest by what asshat nutjob?
Answer: John Hinkley, Jr.

Question: Name the song and the artist of this 1986 #1 hit: “An angel’s smile is what you sell You promise me heaven then put me through hell Chains of love got a hold on me When passion’s a prison you can’t break free ”
Answer: You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi

Question: Tamed by Bellerophon, what was the name of the winged horse of Greek mythology?
Answer: Pegasus

Question: For a point each, name the 6 states surrounding Wyoming
Answer: Montana, South Dakota, Nebraska, Colorado, Utah, Idaho

Question: April 3, 1996 saw the so called unabomber arrested in a remote Montana cabin. What is the actual name of the asshat in question?
Answer: Ted Kaczynski

Question: According to the nursery rhyme, what did Old Mother Hubbard go to the cupboard to fetch?
Answer: A bone

Question: March 31, 1909 saw construction begin on what "moderately famous" ship, completed exactly 3 years to the day later, which means she spent exactly 1091 more days being built than she did sailing?
Answer: RMS Titanic

Question: The phrase sticky wicket, meaning a difficult situation, comes to us from what sport?
Answer: Cricket

Question: As of March 28, 1930, the city formerly known as Byzantium and then Constantinople became what known as what?
Answer: Istanbul

Question: Now a(nother) major motion picture, what author penned the classic Alice's Adventures in Wonderland?
Answer: (D)Lewis Carrol

Question: The counterpart to Aphrodite, the Roman goddess Venus was the god of what?
Answer: Love

Question: Commonly thought to have been coined from the French word for egg, what word is used to describe a score of 0 in a tennis or badminton game?
Answer: Love

Question: Occurring twice a year, when the tilt of the Earth's axis is inclined neither away from nor towards the Sun, what two months of the year see an equinox?
Answer: March and September

Question: Thinking his assassination attempt on then President Ronald Reagan would impress her, with which actress was John Hinkley, Jr supposedly obsessed?
Answer: Jodie Foster

Question: The Amazon river, the second longest in the world, drains into the Atlantic Ocean through what country?
Answer: Brazil

Question: Who is missing: Brian May, Roger Taylor, John Deacon
Answer: Freddie Mercury

Question: What cereal mascot, the voice behind Frosted Flakes, is famous for his “They’re grrrreat!” motto?
Answer: Tony the Tiger

Question: Opened in 1959, the Hall of Fame for what sport is found near downtown Springfield, MA?
Answer: Basketball

Question: April 3, 1882 saw Robert Ford shoot what Wild West legend in the back of the head as he stood to clean a picture hanging on the wall?
Answer: Jesse James

Question: A general wears stars, a colonel gets an eagle, and a Lt. Col gets a silver oak leaf. What insignia does a major wear?
Answer: gold oak leaf

Question: Comically treated with a cold steak, if someone is sporting a "shiner," what do they typically have?
Answer: a Black eye

Question: On April 3, 1995 saw the FBI raid a cabin outside Lincoln, Montana, to arrest the man they dubbed the UNABOM ("UNiversity and Airline BOMber"), whom the pressed dubbed the Unabomber, and his parents named what?
Answer: Theodore “Ted” Kaczynski

Question: What one-eyed Oklahoma, who died in an crash outside Port Barrow, AK, was the first pilot to solo circumnavigate the world, in a mere 7 days and 19 hours?
Answer: Wiley Post