Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "...Mike no have fire-magic!"

[loud roaring sound]

"Aaaah!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does too! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Not so loud! I saw Big-Teeth on this path!"

"Big-Teeth? Mike crazy, Big-Teeth not here. Grug always hear Big-Teeth feet-sounds."

"Not this time. Trust me, that giant pain in the rear could be right next-"

[rustling noise] <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Grug! Psst! Grug!"

"Mike! Grug want to see Mike, but Mike already here!"

"Shhh! Listen-"

"Why Mike talk quiet?" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: 4chan wants Grug to die, apparently. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 <strong>Rolled 3 (1d12)

</strong>
Grug no see big teeth, but Grug hear big teeth. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 <strong>Rolled 1 (1d12)

</strong>
Fire a flare to warn Grug somehow. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 <strong>Rolled 2 (1d12)

</strong>
Pick up your spear and run towards Grug. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Oh, no... it's Big-Teeth! And Grug won't see him until it's too late!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Mike does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "It's Grug! Coming to pay us a visit, maybe?"

"Yes, but look who else is on the path!"

"What-?" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "...it's the cavalry!"

"Tala save Grug! But Tala not know how to stop three-horn!" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Eve, I need you to trust me and just hang on as tightly as you can."

"Mike, no, you can't-"

"Follow my lead, Grug!"

"Lieutenant Adams, if you do this, I'm never speaking to you ag-" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Come on, Grug, this thing's liable to blow at any moment!"

"Mike? You save Grug again!"

"Don't mention it!" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 <strong>Rolled 4 (1d12)

</strong>
Grab Grug and get out of here! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: "Grug know easy way to fix that!" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 <strong>Rolled 12 (1d12)

</strong>
Grug wont abandon Maikadams- Grug helps! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "I'm going to rescue Eve."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does as well! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "We don't have much time. Grug, take Tala and get out of here. We'll meet in the jungle where we hid the three-horn."

"Where Mike go?" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 KRUNNNNGGG

"Uuuungh-!"

"Grug!" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Look out, Grug!"

"Tala not worry, Grug here to rescue!"

"No, look out!" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 KRBASH

"Grug!"

"Grug save Tala!" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 <strong>Rolled 4 (1d12)

</strong>
Grug not standing this!
Grug run amok! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Tala!"

"This one was captured only yesterday, but the penalty for stealing slave rations is death!"

"No! No! Sardaks not kill Tala! Let Tala go! Aiiiii!"

"Watch it!"

"This primate is stronger than it looks!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does as well! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: "What the devil-? Grug, look!" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Could you and a few others start a distraction long enough for us to get close to the Sardak temple?"

"Of course, Maikadams!"

"Good. Count to fifty and then do it. Come on, Grug." <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Come on!"

"Grug foot too heavy!"

"I have one of them! Hurry, grab it!" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: "Come on, Grug, no sense sticking around!" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "That one has a weapon! Get it!"

"Sardaks not take Grug's club!"

"Grab it!"

"Grug and Mike... where Mike go?" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 [trumpeting noise, rumbling]

"Grug still think this bad idea."

"Just keep calm and don't let them see that club." <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Grug think this very bad plan."

"Don't worry, Grug... I'm sure the Galdaks will get us in. The Flower People said they would." <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 [creaking sounds]

"Are you sure you don't want any-"

"Grug not hungry."

"You haven't eaten all day."

"Grug not hungry for Three-Horn food." <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Grug no see Sardaks. Mike think Flower People lie to Mike and Grug?"

"The thought had occurred to me as well. Maybe they're preoccupied somewhere else." <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "I think this Life-Giver might need a life-GUARD if we tried to cross a river... and I'm not up to the task! We'll stick to the plain. Are you ready, Grug?"

"Grug ready." <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Thank you again for all you've done for us."

"No, Maikadams, do not thank me! We are in your debt. We will be thinking of you until you return."

"You say the Sardak fortress is only two days from here?"

"Yes, Maikadams. We have loaded your Life-Giver's packs with our food for your journey."

"Grug not like-"

"Grug and I both thank you for your generosity!"

"You will travel first to the Great Tree."

"The great-?"

"You will know it when you see it, for it is the largest tree in the world, far larger than even the Great Eater. There you will meet with a tribe which has pledged their loyalty to the Sardaks, but will aid you nevertheless." <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "...what about Grug? He's a charming-"

[scratching, grunting noises] <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 <strong>Rolled 9 (1d12)

</strong>
Invite Grug in for a threesome. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Are you comfortable, Maikadams?"

"Yes, thank you, Willa. Your people are very kind and generous."

"It is the least we can do for you, Maikadams. You are the one who will save us!"

"Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Grug and I still need to free E-" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Keep running!"

"Mike not have to tell Grug twice!" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Come on, Grug! Follow my lead!"

"What Mike doing?!? Mike crazy, Mike no run toward Big-Teeth! Run away from Big-Teeth!"

"Trust me, Grug-"

[roaring] <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "...Grug think Grug not want to be eaten!"

[loud roaring noise]

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does as well, too! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "When I was a boy, my uncle took me to Alaska to hunt bears... we covered ourselves in their dung to mask our scent."

"Grug think that idea stink."

"Do you have a better idea?"

"Grug think..."

[rustling noise] <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Grug not hear anything..."

"I think we lost it..."

"Grug not want to take chance!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: "Don't worry, Grug, I've got him under control! We have a saying back where I'm from - 'nothing ventured, nothing gained'! Besides, I think the big lug is starting to like me! Isn't that right, Big-Tee-" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 [heavy footsteps continue]

"Grug! Grug, are you there?" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 [heavy footsteps continue]

"Grug! Grug, are you there?" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Grug go this way! Mike go that way!"

"We'll meet up at this tree!" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "No!"

"It cannot be!"

"Hurry, Grug! We need to catch him before he tells anyone else where the Flower People live!" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "But now our legends have been proven true, for Maikadams and his friend Grug of the Warrior People have come to save us all! Tomorrow they will make their journey to the Sardak fortress, where Eve-Kar-Son is held prisoner!

"Before that, they must share our food! Come, eat!" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "It is said that long before we were exiled, three humans were cast out of the world of the gods. Maikadams, Eve-Kar-Son, and Soo-Geeyamagoogee. They came before, but they will arrive after. Those are the words that have been passed down from season to season since the beginning of time, since the days of the first shaman. They came before, but they will arrive after. Maikadams, Eve-Kar-Son, and Soo-Geeyamagoogee. They will come when all else has been lost, and only they may have the power to free us from the Sardaks and return us to the world of the gods!"

"Suji is dead."

"NO!"

"And Eve has been captured by the Sardaks."

[agitated murmuring]

"This is Grug, of the Warrior People. He is my friend. We need to get into the Sardak fortress and rescue Eve. Will you help us?" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 <strong>Rolled 1 (1d12)

</strong>
Grug send off wing teeth with Grug pit smell! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "...birds?"

"Wing-Teeth!"

"Something's got them riled up!"

"They riling at us!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does as well! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Why Mike stop?"

"Listen, do you hear that?"

"Grug not hear anything."

"It sounds like..." <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Well, if you want a lot of fire right away, aim this where you want the fire and pull this trigger."

"Mike have fire-magic?"

"It's not magic, Grug. It's called progress. It's what happens when humans can work together!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "What that?"

"Do you know what fire is?"

"Grug know fire." <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "I'm sorry for the trouble I've caused, Grug. Is Tala your... mate?"

"It not like that. Tala mate killed by Sardaks two moon ago. Grug think Tala have good-heart for Grug, but it complicated. Keep going."

"It's nice to know some things never change!" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Grug take good club, go with Mike to Flower People."

"Grug not go! Grug stay!"

"Grug owe Mike Grug's life. Grug help Mike."

"Grug all Tala have left!"

"Grug make up Grug's mind. Grug go Mike. Grug have to."

"Grug not come back."

"Grug come back when Mike and Grug free Mike mate." <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Grug, you know that I'll never be able to get inside the Sardak city without help, right?"

"Grug know."

"And you think the Flower People could help me?"

"Grug think so."

"I need to find the Flower People, Grug. Will you help me?"

"Mike free Grug, save Grug's life. Grug go with Mike, find Flower People."

"How far is it?"

"Grug not know."

...

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Grug, where does - hold still, I'll have you free in a minute - where do the Sardaks keep their prisoners?"

"Sardaks take prisoners to great city. Grug never see inside, but many, many people. Sardaks, slaves. Many slaves. Great city has high wall, tall enough to keep out Big-Teeth. Many guards." <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "This Mike Adams. His mate captured by Sardaks-"

"Er, Grug, it's probably better if you don't call her that after we rescue her... women's lib and all that."

What will you do now? <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: "This Tala. This Urr. Tala, Urr, and Grug all that left of Warrior People." <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "It Grug! He not captured!"

"It not just Grug!"

"Grug! Who that?" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Grug is good. Grug is good friend to have. Hope Grug not die. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Grug, are there any others like you?"

"You mean Warrior People? Grug part of Warrior People, always fight Sardaks since first of tribe. Now only few of Warrior People. All others..." <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: >Grug Adams, NASA <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: I am an retard and confused Mike with Grug. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
Where are the other humans, Grug?
We can pay them a visit with our new friend. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 "Me Grug. You save Grug's life!"

"Good to meet you, Grug. I'm Mike Adams, U.S. Navy."

"Yooooooisss...?"

"Just call me Mike."

What will you do now? <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
One thing I kind of want to do is run a comedy setting where nothing is 100% serious. I had this idea for orcs who are doing the standard orc raiding and pillaging because they've been forced out of their former fertile grasslands by some calamity. They used to be really violent and warlike, but after generations of calming down they were finally settling in to try the whole agriculture thing, and then some dark wizard fucked up all of their arable land and they have to go be brutal savages again in order to get some more, and they're just so annoyed about it. They'd be perfectly willing to take that frustration out on some puny humans, and totally committed to the whole invasion thing, but they's disdainful and full of complaints every step of the way.

>Ugh, Grug has to go raiding AGAIN. Come get smashed, puny humans, so Grug can get back to being carpenter! Grug decorate his house with your bones, and ornamental fretwork! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
>Shrug-Grug
>Blizzards that don't feel cold
>He's having an affair with Shrug-Grug
>Mayan amulet made of gold, summons tiny flying snakes upon squeezing it
>gobbos
>Too many homeless bastards are flooding the place
I'll make it work <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
For once I wish they had gone more wolfy, werewolves would have been cooler than the grug patrol.

Ghost knights when? <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Maybe him onto something, Grug bury Grug's seed in Urgak's mate and Grug Junior grow. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Grug need more blood hand mark on fur <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Grug am put end of club through hole in sabertooth skull, am weave pointy thorns into him furs. Am Grug grimdark yet? <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Grug am put end of club through hole in sabertooth skull, am weave pointy thorns into him furs. Am Grug grimdark yet? <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
100 Gold
Giant
PER: 5.5 STR: 34 END: 15.25 CHA: 2 INT: 1 WIS: 2 AGI: 4.25
Rugged, Muscular, Rough, Spiritual
Deformed, Vampire
Tjord
Stoneskin, Poison Immunity, Spacial Awareness, Become Air, Animal Companion (Cat), Hover, Acoustics
Occult Plate Armor (55/100)
Exotic (Tophat +2 CHA) (60/100)
Exotic Multitooled (Massive Club+Hammer 2 STR)x2 (130/145)
Warpaint x3 (145/145)
-3 Companions
Warden (Heavy Shield)
Roving Horde (+3 STR) Talons of the Owl (+1 STR) Gravedigger (Lifespan) Great Voyage (Ship) Rogue Titans (Drinks, Rent) The Coming (+3 STR)
GRUG FOLLOW YOU, YOU NICE PERSON. YOU FEED GRUG, GRUG SMASH FOR YOU OKAY? <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
grug wuz here

and here
and here
over here 2
also he <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 I don't see why you can't just relate wisdom and int to how the character observes and understand things rather than role playing.
just because a character has 3int doesn't mean the player can't say either
>GROG SEE GROG SMASH
>I, Grog, eldest son of Grug, have taken into account that this situation has turned ugly, I believe it is time to take action.
Or
>AH GROG NOT KNOW WHY BOOK IS BRIGHT
>I, Grog, have discovered this tome to be emanating a strange light, but do not know what is occurring.
They mean the same thing, one just speaks it as if he's a retard and one speaks it like a normal person that knows how to tie his shoe.
If you want to role play it as a verbal idiot go ahead, have fun.
But as for figuring shit out with low int, int often goes along side magic, is sometimes needed for spell casting. So why not treat it as understanding and comprehension of magic and such things instead of IQ?
Thinking of plans shouldn't have to do with int when int is for magic and understanding. You don't know if something will work though, that's for the DM and dice to decide. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
Now imagine said orcs being sent to the corner for trampling the pretty flowers.

>grug hate corner <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
YEAH. THESE RELATIONAL THINGS CAN GET WEIRD. ESPECIALLY WHEN DEALING WITH THE FACT THAT MANY OF US ARE MULTI-DIMENSIONAL BEINGS OUTSIDE OF TIME.

DON'T FORGET THE WHITE JAPANESE TEENAGERS WHO WILL POP UP OUT OF NOWHERE TO PUT AN END TO IT.

THANK YOU GRUG. THAT WOULD BE GREAT HELP. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
>Grug gives a hearty laugh

HAR HAR, GRUG SHOULD TRY THAT

GRUG KNEW A GIT THAT WENT TO COLLEGE WITH LUCIFER, GRUG CAN ALSO PUT A WORD IN <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
GRUG HAS HAD PLENTY, GRUG WAS ABOUT TO MARRY NEW WIFE BEFORE COFFEE HAPPENED.

GRUG ASK SAME OF YOU.

GRUG LIKE CHOICE <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Thank you Grug. So have you had any interesting mortal wars lately? <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Thank you Grug. So have you had any interesting mortal wars lately? <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
MORE WARRRRRRAURRRGGG

GRUG LIKE BLUEGRASS

GRUG IS PLEASED WITH GIFT <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: MORE WHAT GRUG? DO YOU WISH FOR MUSIC. I CAN GET MUSIC. WHAT WOULD EVERYONE LIKE TO LISTEN TO. JAZZ, BIG BAND MUSIC, THE BLUES? <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: PLEASE AVAK'SHAR DO NOT AGGRAVATE GRUG. HE IS MY GUEST AS MUCH AS YOU ARE. I WOULD LIKE ALL MY GUESTS TO BE TREATED WITH RESPECT NO MATTER WHERE THEY COME FROM. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
GRUG WILL GIVE IT TO EX-WIFE AS BIRTHDAY GIFT

GRUG WISH THIS COFFEE HOUSE HAD MORE <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
HMM CYBERPUNK COSPLAYERS YOU SAY. MAYBE THEY HAVE ARRIVED FROM A DIMENSION OF CYBERPUNK AND THEY ARE THE GODS OF SAID CYBERPUNK DIMENSION.

> PULLS THE ORANGE SODA FROM THE FRIDGE IN THE BACK AND HANDS IT TO YM. THEN HANDS HIM A WELL MADE CROISSANT.

WARBOSS GRUG YOU ARE WELCOME TO STAY FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIKE. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
Hey grug I just gave you a red Shiny blow stuff up with your mind rock! it literally lets you blow stuff up with your mind!

fine here have a yellow shiny, this one makes your weapons fire faster. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
>Warboss Grug takes the cup gently in his left hand - a single pinkie finger sticks out as he lightly sips on the cup

GRUG IS PLEASED WITH COFFEE, HE GOT HIS WARRRAAAAGGG FOR KOPI LUWAK FROM HUMEY TRADER. GRUG WILL STAY FOR MORE COFFEE

GRUG NO LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE, YOU THINK GRUG DUMB, GRUG SMART, HE SMARTEST OF ALL WARBAND! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
AH HISTORY IS A FINE MAJOR. AS A HUMAN I DID ENJOY THE STORIES MY FATHER WOULD TELL ME ABOUT HIS FOREFATHERS. THOUGH HONESTLY HE WASN'T VERY FAR REMOVED FROM THE BEGINNING BUT IT STILL WAS FUN TO LISTEN TO.

YES IT WILL BE. ALL ARE WELCOME TO MY COFFEE SHOP.

>LAUGHS

DON'T WORRY GRUG. IF YOU ARE CAPABLE OF ENTERING THIS COFFEE SHOP THEN YOU ARE WELCOME HERE. I'LL SEND YOU BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME WHEN YOU WANT TO LEAVE. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Its ok grug here have a red shiny. I think this one blows stuff up. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
OK OK. KOPE LUWAK IT IS. NO WORRIES ABOUT THE PRICE. IT IS FREE. VERY REFINED TASTE. HOW DID YOU ATTAIN SUCH A TASTE FOR THESE BEANS

> POURS WARBOSS GRUG A CUP OF THE FINEST KOPI LUWAK COFFEE AND HANDS IT TO HIM.

I DECIDED AN INTER-DIMENSIONAL COFFEE HOUSE WOULD A BE FUN DISTRACTION FROM THE DAILY GRIND OF THE ETERNAL WAR. IT CAN ALSO SERVE AS A NEUTRAL MEETING GROUNDS FOR ALL PARTIES TO DISCUSS AMONG THEMSELVES WITHOUT FEAR. I MEAN LOOK AT DIVERSE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE GATHERED ALREADY <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: GRUG IS WARBOSS, WARBOSS IS DEITY, GRUG DOES NOT LIKE YOUR MICRO-AGGRESSIONS. GRUG ADVICES AVAK'SHAR TO CHECK PRIVILEGE. GRUG DO NOT KNOW HOW HE GOT HERE. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
So Meta how did you come about creating an interdeminsional coffee house?

Grug are you even a deity? and if not how exactly did grug get here? <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: GRUG ONLY DRINK KOPI LUWAK, GRUG WANT TO KNOW PRICE! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: WELCOME TO MY COFFEE SHOP WARBOSS GRUG. PLEASE TAKE A SEAT AND DISCUSS THINGS WITH US. IS THERE ANY SPECIFIC TYPE OF COFFEE YOU WOULD LIKE. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 OI WHER GRUG BE AT? DIS AIN'T GRUG'S REALM!

YOU HUMEY! WHERE GRUG AT? <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Grug need go choke on other man's club and rocks, if Grug catch Unchak's drift. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Grug not see how this is /play in cave/ related. Go to /hunting and foraging/ you man who lies with other man! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Grug make fake seashells out of clay and bone powder, not tell tribe chief or he gets mad and hits Grug with a spiked club, then Grug is lock in Lonely Cave with people of dark skin for more days than Grug live. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
Thok a good man, but not understand. Grug want only this female, not other. Grug have many more seashells than fleas on head. Can buy Pantherosaurus if gets to mate with Uba.
Stone carving related. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
Grug know. But in my Friendly Cave That Is Close often comes very fertile female, very big butt, Grug want show woman how strong am.
Next time sun rises, Grug goes to Tribe-of-White-Troll-Women, buy a Pantherosaus, if not get eat then play Pantherosaur and always win, then have many young ones. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
NO! Laminar-Club-of-the-East-Tribes deserve more good, much much more good!
Here, Grug shows:
uh
ug
ugh
two fingers and umh
Grog need talk mother earth, in forest. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Am you tried <span class="spoiler">speak with Grug like man-adult? <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 am need help, tiji

am play mammoths & mudflats with best friend grug

me play hunter, grug am play mammoth, but grug say am need kill him with "manspear" or grug win

what am do? not want lose friend, but not want spear grug in no-no hole either <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
Itsa many tomorrows world where men in one place tell others watta do 'cause dey fink dey best. AND DEY IS BEST! Coz dey have better javelins (called pilum, can't be empire wivout BIGGEST PILUM) and all-over-shiny-bearskin, an dey make others do wat dey wanna make em do by jus tellin em.

Is kinda like how Grug always say he gonna hit me wiv rock if I don't do wot he say? So I do wot he say... But sometimes Grug not there so I no worry bout rock! Well in this many many tomorrow they is like "OK anyone be bad to us we ALL come with ALL the rocks! So be good!" And dey is coz dey is scared. Is called de "Pax Romana".

You sure you belong on dis slab? Not nowing best games.

Doyouevenslab.cavepainting <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Grug will never mate with female when having such statues in cave. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Grug friend mate with everyone in tribe, Grug get mad, Grug leave? <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 >tribe playing tusks and tigers
>everything go good
>then grug say he want to have friend come too
>okay say our big sky man
>grug friend come
>grug friend girl
you know what happen next <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
Just a slightly autistic, introverted, country-born 25-year old white guy. You know, the ones who helped people survive ice-age europe, who autistically learn their environment and hunting skills and animal habits and all that. The ones who don't get depressed and cry when they're alone for 5 minutes.

Hell, probably the ones who sat in the back of the cave inventing shit when you "normal, well-adjusted people" were busy talking about how Grug shagged Dotta, but Dotta was fucking Thrag, and then he shat on a stump. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Except in this case it really is. The biggest problem a fighter has is social problems, well good thing there's this feat that lets you pair your athletics with impress, meaning that when you put ranks into athletics(which you should, because its useful as all hell) you get free ranks in impress. Meaning you can contribute to social checks and not come out looking like Grug the dumb. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 Doing this my way then...
C:The dryads are outraged at your offer and attack you, 1 giant dies but all the dryads are killed (still more deeper into the woods) more 3 units of wood.

B:Grug devises a way to build more shelters through the use of communal houses. Communal house enables up to 25 population and costs 20 wood and takes 2 turns to make.

A:Start building pen
B:Gather wood
C:Explore area further
D:Research <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 A: The giants chop down wood but after a while find out that some of the trees are actually dryads, they're really angry at you chopping down their forest (5 Units of wood) What will you do?

A:Try to settle down the diplomatic fire
B:"Giants go where they please!"
C.Attempt to make a trading offer

B:Grug designs a council chambers for the elder council (better logistics allows for a third action) It will require 16 units of wood and 6 units of stone and 2 units of leather, will take 3 turns to process when materials are available. What will you do next?

A:Explore the area further
B:Plan a new building (we need housing btw)
C:Research new tech <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 B: Grug plans out some pen schematics and decides to build them, but where?

A:Near the settlement (Less space but more security)
B:In the newly discovered meadows (More Space but less security)

E:The scouts gather wood and water and then return to the village (3 units of wood, 3 units of water) Having head news of the bountiful resources nearby the council votes to move the settlement.

C: Move the settlement
D:Don't move the settlement

C: <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 A: Grug devises a plan to expand the populations of yaks

A: Open pasture
B: Controlled herding in pens

C: The scouting party uncovers a small woodland just a few kilometers away from the settlement, perfect for construction purposes. They also find a river and some highland meadows.

C:Explore further
D:Return after gathering wood
E:Gather wood and water <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 Head researcher Grug is now part of the Council of Elders and proposes a few projects, at this time the tribe can do 2 of these:

A:Expand the livestock to feed the tribe
B:Research the surrounding area
C:Explore the mountains
D:Plan a building <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: grug <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
>'My Big Fat Bugbear Wedding.'
FUND IT.

"The is Grog, Groog, Grug, my cousin Grag...." <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: We should look like Grug. Just because. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 Hello /tg/. Would any of you care to assist a first time DM?

I've never DMed before, so I figured the easiest way for me to get started would be to create a world, then create a starting town and the outlying area and a quest option or two.

Well, I've spent a lot of my day making this continent and starting location. But now, I almost feel kind of stuck. I know at this point I need to set up NPC interactions as long as an event that causes them all to meet, but I don't know how to accomplish this.

This is all I've come up with about the world, I did it all while creating the land.
The Port of Mistyvale (also starting location) is the large port of the continent which is primarily ran by humans. This port exports good to Nilinbel a Elven/Human city. This city use to be full of just elves, and after years and years of doing trade with the humans from Mistyvale they started to become fond of the humans. Nilinbel is now filled with a mix of humans and elves. A place where half-elves are common and accepted.
A lot of elves weren't okay with the mix of breeds and segregated themselves to the lower portion of the forest. Their new home is a place called Esmira.
Esmira is current under attack by the snow orcs to the far south. Esmira is desperately in need of supplies and numbers that only Nilinbel can supply. Since the elves were so harsh in the treatment of 'non pure' elves the people of Nilinbel don't want to help. Not that the Elves of Esmira would stoop so low to work with mix breeds.
This is all being orchestrated by a orc named Grug. While Grug is the face of it all he’s under the influence of a dragon in the Hellkite Cliffs.

I don’t know where else to go for feedback other than my PCs. I need more input. Especially on starting the game off. My PCs are a Cleric, Duskblade, Wizard, Rogue and Paladin. Two of them are new players, one is more experienced than me, and the other is only good at the combat aspect of the game. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 One time, my friend played a Changeling Illusionist. The thing was, nobody knew he was a changeling or a illusionist. As far as they knew, he was a half-orc Barbarian named Grug. He would use bluff rolls to make it seem like he was simply smashing things when in reality he was using magic.
However, everyone in the party thought that Grug was a retarded half-orc, so as such some pretty funny shit came out've it.
At one point, the party was trapped in a dungeon below an old fort. They couldn't find a way to break out, but "Grug" used a magic item he had been saving, a gemstone that would answer three questions. Since he "found" it, he insisted he got to ask the questions.
>Grug want to know where he is!
the gemstone tells him that they are in an underground dungeon below and old fort.
>Grug want to know how to get out!
the gemstone replies that there is a key to their cell
At this point, the rest of the party stop Grug and let him know, emphatically, that he absolutely must ask "where is the key" Grug nods and returns to the stone. He then, completely straight-faced, asks
>Will Grug ever find love?
The entire party is screaming at him, and the DM leans in and says "No."
>Grug then drops to his knees and scream to the ceiling "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
>Min-maxing has naught to do with equipment
Plenty of people would disagree, and seem to in this thread. The joke holds, even if the other caveman yell at Grug for "just practicing slingshot and not also an elective like cave painting" or "only lifting boulders to increase strength and not also balancing on a log to increase dexterity".

The point is, a character is interesting or not independent of their mechanical advantages, so don't tell people that a character being too good at something makes them a poorly roleplayed character.

You seem to be arguing against a definition of minmaxing that differs from the one presented by other people in the thread. Until you present your own, there isn't much point talking about it. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Grug the Plains Hunter and Maloth the Wizard should form a minmaxing party together. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
I personally think that you are viciously retarded.

Min-maxing has naught to do with equipment. You... you goddamn fool, you.
If Grug has 6 in all his mental stats, just to boost his physical stats and not because Grug was dropped on his dented head, that's a problem.

You cannot min-max in real life.
You have a wide variety of skills. You can cook for yourself, clean up after yourself, etc.
You aren't just good at punching homeless people and dodging the attacks of homeless people. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
Agreed, and well stated. Someone should do the "caveman science fiction" thing, but for minmaxing.

>Grug is lvl 1 plains hunter! Grug have pouch full of smooth pebbles of similar size and weight!
>That unrealistic, Grug. Grug too focused on best hit rate, Grug should focus on story, and how it feels to be on plains!
>But Grug deeply involved in story! Grug have connection to land and sky, deep love for plains life! Real plains hunter like Grok always take pains to have only smooth, even-weighted pebbles in pouch.
>It not fun, Grug! Have adventure! Sometimes, in pouch is poop, or small bird.
>Grug cannot believe plains hunter do that. Why pebbles make less adventure? Why put poop in pouch? Make no sense without some kind of special circumstance.
>"Muh realism! Muh motivations!" Grug, you ruin everything.
And then Grug was the bad guy. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
I think I understand the confusion, let me break it down with a more literal play example.

>3 Marines
>8 Orks
>Roll to hit
>5 hits scored
>Roll those 5 hits to determine wounds
>Only 4 of the 5 hits actually wound
>There are now 4 wounds in the wound pool

We now begin allocating wounds to the Ork unit that the Space Marines are shooting at.
Find the model (that is, the individual Ork model) within that Ork unit which is closest to the Space Marine Unit. In order to do this, we measure the distance from the closest Space Marine model (individual SM model) to the closest Ork Model.

Once we have determined the closest Ork model, we can now begin to resolve the wound pool. Again, there are 4 wounds in the wound pool.

So we take the closest Ork model (I'll name him Grug) that we determined, and apply the wound to it. Grug is allowed any applicable saves (let's say Grug has a 5+ cover save in this situation.) Then the following plays out:

>Grug rolls to save against the wound, and passes. There are now currently 3 wounds left in the wound pool.
>The process begins again - we seek out the closest Ork model in the unit which still has wounds to be resolved. It is still Grug.
>Grug rolls to save against the wound. He passes it. There are now two wounds left to be resolved
>The process begins again - we seek out the closest Ork model in the unit which still has wounds to be resolved. It is still Grug.
>Grug rolls to save against the wound. He does not save, and is allotted a wound. As he only has one wound in his stat line, he is killed and removed from play.
>>The process begins again - we seek out the closest Ork model in the unit which still has wounds to be resolved. This time, as Grug has died, it is the next closest Ork model in the unit, measured from the closest model in the Space Marine unit.
>This new Ork rolls to save against the wound. He passes it, and no further wounds are allotted. This unit of Space Marines' shooting is over. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 just throwing some ideas out there:
At BAB 5 you normally get an additional d20 to play with as well as your attack -5. To translate this you get an additional 5d4 on lvl 5.
During fights from that point on you can divide your dice pool in any way you desire, double your attack bonus and then divide it into at least 2 attacks.

the -5 that i am ignoring will be ignored because no crits.

Ex. Grug the Orc has +12 to hit at lvl 6. He has 10d4 and a pool of 24. Since he is fighting kobolds, he divides this into 2 attacks of 5d4+12, 4d4+12, and throws his last d4 to be able to run around without provoking AoO <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
"Why you give Grug letter with gold coins in it? I give it to wizard friend and he said not to worry about it. What did it say?!"
"It was a bribe, to betray your friends."
"Oh, well I would have done that back then, when I was only a small Grug. But now, I'm going to smash your head in with rock." <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: 'Grug recommend Necronomicon for reading pleasure. Pictures make Grug smile!' <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
>Gr-ugg
Seven brothers. Gr-ugg, Gr'ugg, Grug, Grrugg, Grr'ugg, Grr-uggug, and Steve. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Hey, don't talk that way about Grug the Magnificent. He's a great wizard. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
It would have to be a Colossal giant for that to fit.

And he's definitely going to be a pencil dick to a Colossal.

Now with the right exercises and a Cock Ring of Ogre Power...

Yes. Grug the Towercocked could be a fierce opponent. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Poor Grug. Never to know the touch of a humanoid's love due to his 12' long cock. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response: Sh-shut up! Grug just wants to hit things! It has nothing to do with me not knowing where to stick his fleshlance into a lady! <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
Played by a jew-fro kid named Tom. Now I'd seen Tom about before I started my experiment, played a game of munchkin or two with him at the table. He was, as far as I can tell, just a regular of the society 'guildhall'. Brought games, played games, wasn't too obnoxious. We have PLENTY of obnoxious regulars and 'characters' who become laughing stock, but it's rare that anyone actually causes shit. So when, after I announced my project he turned up with his Pathfinder core rulebook, I was pretty happy. A normal guy who's got some experience with the game, great! I let him roll up a character without my supervision because he obviously knew the basics and I had people who had NEVER played before who needed someone to teach them. He was absent for the first session as I lead two of my close friends and four newbies through basic combat and a bit of silly roleplaying.

The camp was marching to war and there was a spy somewhere in a nearby village! So we had a 5-hour session of goofing about. It was by the book, but everyone seemed to have a good time, I was thrilled because I had a "sand-lord" called "Mohammed" playing a half-orc barbarian called 'Grug' and despite never playing a tabletop rpg before, he was getting into character like a pro and causing lots of laughter at the table. I thought things couldn't GET any better. We packed up and promised to be there nice and early next week. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 Fishhead Krumpany

HQ

Kaptin Kograt Jawrippa
Warboss w/Warbike, cybork, attack squig, power klaw, bosspole
155

Mekboss Razzgut Grumpgit
Big Mek w/ Shokk attack gun, eavy armour
100

Elites
8 Lootas
120
Troops

6 Nobz w/ warbikes, cybork, waaagh banner, painboy, 2 pk, 3 BC
410

20 shoota boyz, 2 Bs, nob w/ pk eavy armour, bosspole
175
20 shoota boyz, 2 Bs, nob w/ pk eavy armour, bosspole
175

10 grots/ 1 runt herd (Thucidium “Redskirt” Ferrous)
40

10 grots/ 1 runt herd (Sister Margaret “Magz” Reccilla )
40

Fast attack

2 deffkoptas w/ tl rokkit launchas
90
2 deffkoptas w/ tl rokkit launchas
90

Heavy support

Deff dread (Beff Bossgurl and Grug) 3 dreadnought cc weapons, 1 Skorcha
105
Total:1500 <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 Polished this up this morning.

Fishhead Krumpany

HQ

Kaptin Kograt Jawrippa
Warboss w/Warbike, cybork, attack squig, power klaw
150

Mekboss Razzgut Grumpgit
Big Mek w/ Shokk attack gun, eavy armour
100

Elites
8 Lootas
120
Troops

6 Nobz w/ warbikes, cybork, waaagh banner, painboy, 2 pk, 3 BC
410

20 shoota boyz, 2 Bs, nob w/ pk eavy armour
170
20 shoota boyz, 2 Bs, nob w/ pk eavy armour , boss pole
175

10 grots/ 1 runt herd (Thucidium “Redskirt” Ferrous)
40

10 grots/ 1 runt herd (Sister Margaret “Magz” Reccilla )
40

Fast attack

2 deffkoptas w/ tl rokkit launchas
90
2 deffkoptas w/ tl rokkit launchas
90

Heavy support

Deff dread (Beff Bossgurl and Grug) 2cc weapons, 2 KMB
115
Total:1500 <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
I meant more damning the future consequences for the immediately right action. What do you see Grug the barbarian doing? Stabbing the guy who just risked death for him in the back, or letting him go to fight another day? I just really can't see chaotic good justifying long term good for short term evil. That's like... Killing an informer in a terrorist cell for coming clean. Sure he was a terrorist, but he just did what he could to help you. Even knowing he will go back to that group. Sure you prevent evil, but you need to consider the message of what you just did is. it's this:

"Yes, you did good. But your past deeds cannot be forgiven, and the possibility you will do evil again supersedes all else. You can never redeem yourself." <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
This may take some training, especially in the first few adventures where there is the added problem that they don't know their character's personality yet. It can sometimes take a newbie a while to get into their character's skin.

Present the problem via NPC, the NPC offers some options as to how the characters could proceed, with some leads like some other NPCs to talk to if they want' to follow a certain course of action. For example first NPC could say "I know there is a secret passage into the castle somewhere, Grug knows more about it though. But it might be easier to scale the walls, Bert can give you some equipment and maybe some advice." The Players now have some direction, and a choice. After a few of these they'll get the hang of options and hopefully start coming up with their own ideas. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 Grug the Half-Orc's Delicatessen.

It's there because Grug likes to cook and finds interesting ingredients growing underground. The rest of the dungeon's denizens go there because it's better than eating each other, though they'll occasionally do that anyway because Grug has to sleep sometime. The only reason they haven't killed him for his temerity is because he refuses to share the recipe for his Cheesy Mushroom & Noodle Soup and losing it would make the head honcho of the dungeon very unhappy.

Grug trades his food for more ingredients and occasionally something nice if the customer-after-a-fashion has no ingredients. Grug also beat his cooking pot out of a helmet that he took from a dead hobgoblin after the fucker tried to invade the dungeon and made a righteous frying rack out of the rest of the armor.

Why?

Because Grug cares not for fighting and beat him to death quickly to make it end faster. <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 GRUG WHAT AM YOU DOING ON SKURG MAGIC BOX?

DAT NOT YOUS MAGIC BOX. AM SKURG MAGIC BOX.
SKURG WILL HIT YOU <|endoftext|>


Prompt: Write a grug speech text. Grug is a caveman who speaks in short, simple words and sometimes adds suffixes like "bunga" to things.

Response:
 GRUG WAS HERE!

ALL HUMENS ARE SMALL AND DUMB! THEY HAVE NO BONE CLUB OR WARTS AND THEY SMELL LIKE FLU- FOLW- FLA- NICE!

DURHURHURHUR <|endoftext|>