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Add ( |/) only 1 c. of flour mix to sugar/short/egg/oran bowl. / A\ Add milk and vanilla. / \ ~~~~~~ Divide EVENLY into 5 bowls. Mix food colouring into 4 bowls, leaving one white. (B: we recommended (\ ==== /) to ourselves to have one and a half bowls of white ( \(__)/ ) and half a bowl of blue.) Put remaining flour (two ( / ------ and a half cups: 5 x 1/2c.= 1/2 c. per bowl) evenly (\/ /) into the 5 bowls. (or 1/4 c. for the blue bowl and / \ 3/4 c. for the white bowl and 1/2 c. for the others) / \ ~~~~~~ BLM: READ the handle of the measuring cup FIRST before there are many tears of frustration. (\ ==== /) ( \(__)/ ) EJM: DON'T add red to make a better blue. ( / oo--: LISTEN for the timer bell so that the orchestra and (\m/ ) choir of angels doesn't turn out mahogany brown. / \ / \ oven at 375F ~~~~~~ ungreased cookie sheet 8-10 minutes ASCII-art angels by JV/ejm Press the dough out to about 1/4 inch depth and using cookie cutters, cut into shapes. Use the other colours like plasticine to decorate. We have made little dogs with holly on their collars, angels playing instruments, Christmas trees, Santas, Initials decorated with holly for each child receiving the cookies, etc. etc. Try not to handle the dough TOO much; the cookies get quite hard and tough (although, as I said, kids don't seem to mind). We use little cookie cutters so the cookies themselves end up being no bigger than one or two inches. You don't have to throw out the burned cookies, but can hang them on the Christmas tree. 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She is of course from the Sixties (she's based on the Austin Powers poster, and also inspired by flump's bond girl)...so here she is again... . .--. \\ //\\ \ .\\ ///_\\\\ :/>` /(| `|'\\\ Y/\ )))\_-_/((\ \ \ ./'_/ " \_`\) \ \.-" ._ \ / \ \ _.-" (_ \Y/ _) | " )" | ""/|| .-' .' / || / ` / || | __ : ||_ | / \ \ '|\` | | \ \ | | `. \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ /__\ |__\ /.| DrS. |.\_ `-'' ``--' File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/catch.txt From: nico.okah@aol.com Subject: Can you catch this man? Deep in the net, someone is trying to escape! What is behind him? _ .,-|'; ' /_, -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= From: Krogg (\\ (\\ -###) -###) (\\ "" "" -###) (\\ (\\ (\\ "" -###) _ -###) -###) (\\ "" .,-|'; "" "" -###) -###) ' /_, -=-=-=-=- "" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= A flock of giant bees that are set on stinging him on his scrotum....... From: Clover ,--. 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Kiss kiss kiss... o //@@ o @@ ^^ @@@ 3__ _____ / \ / ___|\____\ | \_____ | | | <________B| | | \======\ \|_"_| (____ This is really making me mad!!! o o //@@ o @@ \/ @@@ ^ @ _____ / \ / \ |\____\ / ( X ) | | | | <___=\ | | | \======\ \|_"_| (____ New Years Eve at the computer... o o //@@ o @@ " @@@ 3===@_____ / \ / \ |\____\ / ( X ) | | | | <___=\ | | | \======\ \|_"_| (____ That equation can't be right... o o //@@ o @@-OO @@@ ^ @ _____ / \ / \ |\____\ / ( X ) | | | | <___=\ | | | \======\ \|_"_| (____ I'm not sure what to think of this one... o o //@@ o @@ ") @@@ - @ _____ / \ / \ |\____\ / ( X ) | | | | <___=\ | | | \======\ \|_"_| (____ __________ ________| |________ | / |||||| \ | | ,' `. | | ,' `. | | ,' |||||||||||||||| `. | ,' /____________________\ `. /______________________________\ | | | | | | |________________________________| _ Seal _ |____________________------__| ,----------------------------------------------------, | [][][][][] [][][][][] [][][][] [][__] [][][][] | | | | [][][][][][][][][][][][][][_] [][][] [][][][] | | [_][][][][][][][][][][][][][ | [][][] [][][][] | | [][_][][][][][][][][][][][][]|| [] [][][][] | | [__][][][][][][][][][][][][__] [][][] [][][]|| | | [__][________________][__] [__][]|| | `----------------------------------------------------' ......... .'------.' | Plug and Play | .-----. | | | | | | | __| | | | |;. _______________ / |*`-----'.|.' `; // / `---------' .;' // /| / .''''////////;' // |=| .../ ######### /;/ //| |/ / / ######### // //|| / `-----------' // || /________________________________//| || `--------------------------------' | || : | || | || |__LL__|| || | || : | || | || | || `""' n | || `""' | || M | || | || | || | || `""' `""' MasterMind ,_ ,_ ,~-, .~, .~, / ;-'~,-" : Q| ' ;=-' |~; ;========================================o : | ;Q | | : : | ; | : : | ; | ; : : | | | : ; : ______________________________ | | : : | : ' | | | ; : | | | | | : | __________________________ | : | : : | ; : : .| | | | | : | | | : ; || | | | ; | : : | | ,", .-""-.^._.-^,.-""-. | | : : | | | | ; : ;-\ / .;-( \ - ;. \ | | | | : : | ; : : \ )\ ; / ~` \ ; / | | ; : | | | : | , ;)`;_.,;:. O .:;,_.' | | : | : : | : / `. `-.,::.` .::; | | | : | | | | ; ; | `-_ / `":;:"` `- | | ; | : : | ; | | | `/ o ; | | | : : | | | : ; | |____/______|____| |_____| | | | : : | : | | | | ; : | | | | : | | | | [] | : | : : | ; : : |_________________( __)_______| | : | | | : ; |'._;=======;+-,-'` `.=;__.' ; | : : | | |_________|____'-~| ` :______ : : | | | | : |-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-/ ',',|=-=- "-._ | | : : | ; ; |=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-: / / /'-=-=-=- __",; : | | | : | ' |_________________"-_`'___________ __| | : : | : |_________________________________/ ; : | | | | ; | : | : : | ; : | : | | : | | | : . : | ; | : : ; : .~`\' :\| ' _.| \ ;._ ;. | :_,/ '-' '_,-' '~` "' "-" mic /\ \\ \ \ \\ / / \/ / / / / \//\ \//\ / / (I prefer SUN workstations...) / / /\ / / \\ \ \ \\ \/ ________________________________________________ | _____________________________ | | [][] _____________________________ [_][_][_] | | [][] [_][_][_] [_][_][_][_] [_][_] [_][_][_] | | | | [][] [][][][][][][][][][][][][][_] [][][][] | | [][] [_][][][][][][][][][][][][][] [][][][] | | [][] [__][][][][][][][][][][][][_] [][][][] | | [][] [___][][][][][][][][][][][__] [__][][] | | [_][______________][_] | |______________________________________________| unknown File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/celebrity.txt Jacques Cousteau _ .-;;;. .;;;;;;;;. .;;;;;;;;;;;;. .;;;;;;;;;;;-'_\ .;;;;;;;-'_,-' ` .;;;-'_,-'___ __) |__,-'---'=) (( \:: `- \-/ \- ) ' .__\ \ / ___/ /`' ( '---) _/ \ \ `\ `-; \ \ ` . --' \ \ ` / \ / |\ bni File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/compass.txt M (X) // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ / \ pb .-. (((O) )^( /(o)\ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ .----------\.-.---------. |o[::::::::((O)):::::::]| /'-----------`-'\--------' / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ |/ LGB \| / \ ' ' Cheap compass .-. String -' v _ |______________________________| | <---. .-> | LGB Pencil-' Nail-' |<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>| | * | | /\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/\ | | (o ) . ( o) | | \/ .` `. \/ | | /\ .` `. /\ | | ( .` `. ) | | ) .` N `. ( | | ( .` A | `. ) | | ) .` <\> )|( `. ( | | ( .` \ | ( `. ) | | ) .` ) \ | ( `. ( | | .` ) \| ( `. | | .` W---)--------O--------(---E `. | | `. ) |\ ( .` | | ) `. ) | \ ( .` ( | | ( `. ) | \ .` ) | | ) `. )|( <\> .` ( | | ( `. | .` ) | | ) `. S .` ( | | ( `. .` ) | | \/ `. .` \/ | | /\ `. .` /\ | | (o ) `.` ( o) | | \/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\/ | | -|- LGB| |<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>| File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/cliff.txt | _, iO_| /_ \_| / ) '-, | ._.-: (`; \| // _.-'```"""``"-._ /"` '. `':.,_ "._ \`'-._ `'-._ \ `:._ `'-._ _ | \ `:_ `"--"--"`` | \ `:_ | :| \ '. | | | `:_ | |: | `:_ |: | | | | | cjr | 26nov99 File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/cello.txt Q @ _|/_ \_|_/ /( )_\ |_|_| ;/_)_(_ |, _( )_ ejm96 /|\ / | \ File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/catholic.txt See 'religious' for more ! .======. | INRI | | | | | .========' '========. | _ xxxx _ | | /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ | | `-._`'`_/'`.-' | '========.`\ /`========' | | / | |/-.( | |\_._\ | | \ \`;| | > |/| | / // | | |// | | \(\ | | `` | | | | | | | | | \\jgs _ _\\| \// |//_ _ \// _ ^ `^`^ ^`` `^ ^` ``^^` `^^` `^ `^ File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/compliments.txt From : Ool I have a beautiful fishing picture, too! But then, when looking at it again, I find that maybe it's not THAT special after all. (:. |\`:. | \ `:. | \__(:. | \ `:. __ __________ | \__(:. <`__') / \____ | \ `:._ :9)9\\ | Right? ,-' | \__(L). \o_/` \__________/ | "\)) _ /\ `. | \.`:`-.//,' ) | `. `--+' ,'// | `;;---'.// | . _,--;;' `-// | \`..-'_.-' _,=._,_/ | \_\`'._,-','_,'`._________ | _,-'___\,'___'_,'____`._______ | [______________________________ | | | | | | | | | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~~~~| |~~~~~| |~~~~~~~~~~ool ( ( o_ ) ) ( ( ) ) | | `--' compliment | `-._____,-' `--' compliment | compliment | compliment compliment J compliment compliment compliment compliment compliment File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/chaplin.txt _._ .' `. | | "=======" $ ^ ^ $ ` # ' `._.' _.'< ' >'-._ .' \ / ' / v \ / . .: . | . `' .: ` ' : ` :. `. : :. ` / \ : : < ) / \ : : : ` `*=---=* . / : ) | ' ` ) \` `.' :; | ( `\-. \( / |. \ ) ) ` ( `-' _Y- `'\' \ | )\ ) : ) \ : . \ ` | \ ` , ( : . :' \ \ ` | . \ : | ' ) \ \ : ) .' mb \ .' | | ( a:f \ (__| (__) \ .__.--..' ; | `-..--.--, \ +._____.-=__] [__.--===::-' -=Chaplin=- ___ / \ _\___/_ '->---<-' ( ^ ^ ) \ # / __/'-'\__ / \/'\/ \ / _/ >o \ / > (_o_ <\ \ \_/\_/ | \__\\ \ _ \_/ / \ \_\(_ mb / \ ) \__/ a:f \ / / \\ mic > \ \ \\ __ _/ / \ __ \\ ( \\_____\_____// ) \\ \__`___( )___/__/ \7 File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/construction.txt See `roadworks' for more! 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( o )( o )( o ) \ U /\ /\ `O' cww `-'-'-'-'-`-' /\ / \ / _o \ / <(\ \ / />`A \ '----------` Stef File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/contraception.txt From: Sebastian Pena +=================================================================+ | .-. .-. | | / \ / \ | | / .-. \ / .-. \ | | / / \ \ / / \ \ | | / / \ \ / / \ \ | | / / \ \ / / \ \ | | / / \ \ / / \ \ | | / / ,'', \ \ / / \ \ | | / / ',,' \ \ / / \ \ | | / / // \\ \ \ / / \ \ | | / / //\ |\\ \ \ / / \ \ | | / / //\\ \ \ / / \ \ | | / / // \\// \ \ / / d$b d$b \ \ | | / / // `' \ \ / / _.dS$Sb.___.dS$Sb._ \ \ | | \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________,' / | | `._______________________,' `._______________________,' | | | | A day when he was walking He saw a girl | | | | .-. _______________________ | | / \ ,' ____________________ `. | | / .-. \ / ,' `. \ | | / / \ \ | | | | | | / / \ \ | | ( ( | | | | / / ______\ \ | | ) ) | | | | / /_/,----.\\ \ | | _____________ | | | | / /\ / \\\ \ | | | |__ | | | | / / \/ \\\ \ | | | |-.| | | | | / / \ \ | | | |_|| | | | | / / || /\ \ \ | | | |--' | | | | / / \\ /__\ \ \ | | _|_____________|_ | | | | / / \\_ // \ \ | | \_______________/ | | | | / / \ / ___// \ \ | | | | | | \ `._______\/__---'______,' / \ `._____________________,' / | | `._______________________,' `._______________________,' | | | | He felt tickles in his stomach He invited her to a coffee | | | | _______________________ .-. | | ,' ____________________ `. / \ | | / ,' `. \ / .-. \ | | | | __ | | / / \ \ | | | | ,' `. // // // | | / / \ \ | | | | \ \ //_//_// | | / / \ \ | | | | `. ,' \ ,/ | | / / \ \ | | | | \ \ `/ / | | / / \ \ | | | | \ \ / / | | / / _ \ \ | | | | \ \ / / | | / / \`---..,-'_) \ \ | | | | \ \/ / | | / / \_,-'_,-' \ \ | | | | \ / | | / //\_,-'_,-' / \ \ | | | | / \ | | / / | _,-' | / \ \ | | | | / /\ \ | | / / \/ |/ \ \ | | \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________,' / | | `._______________________,' `._______________________,' | | | | Entertain to dinner... They went on a trip | | | | _______________________ _______________________ | | ,' ____________________ `. ,' ____________________ `. | | / ,'....................`. \ / ,' `. \ | | | |...###############.....| | | | | | | | | |...##............##....| | | | __________ | | | | | |...##............##....| | | | | | | | | | | |...##............##....| | | | |----------+ | | | | | |...##............##....| | | | `. `. | | | | | |...##############......| | | | ! `. `. | | | | | |...##..................| | | | `. `. | | | | | |...##..................| | | | `. `. | | | | | |...##..................| | | | `.__________' | | | | | |...##..................| | | | ! ! | | | | | |...##..................| | | | | | | | \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________,' / | | `._______________________,' `._______________________,' | | | | She said she takes pills She laid down in the hotel bed | | | | .-. .-. | | / \ / \ | | / .-. \ / .-. \ | | / / \ \ / / \ \ | | / / \ \ / / \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ## ## \ \ | | \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________,' / | | `._______________________,' `._______________________,' | | | | And she spread a leg Then the other... | | | | .-. .-. | | / \ / \ | | / .-. \ / .-. \ | | / / \ \ / / \ \ | | / / \ \ / / \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / __ \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / / / \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / / / \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / / / \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / / / \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / ./_/ . \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / / | | \ \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / / | | \ \ \ | | / / ## ## \ \ / / /___| |___\ \ \ | | \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________,' / | | `._______________________,' `._______________________,' | | | | Then both! Reaction didn't wait | | | | .-. .-. | | / \ / \ | | / .-. \ / .-. \ | | / / \ \ / / \ \ | | / / \ \ / / \ \ | | / / # \ \ / / \ \ | | / / ### \ \ / / \ \ | | / / ##### \ \ / / || /\ \ \ | | / / ####### \ \ / / || / \ \ \ | | / / ############# \ \ / / || "||" \ \ | | / / ####### \ \ / / || || \ \ | | / / ####### \ \ / / _||_ || \ \ | | / / ####### \ \ / / \ / || \ \ | | / / ####### \ \ / / \/ || \ \ | | \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________,' / | | `._______________________,' `._______________________,' | | | | He inserted it in Going up and down | | ________________ | | ,' ______________ `. | | / ,'..............`. \ | | / /..................\ \ | | / /....................\ \ | | / /......................\ \ | | | |..###.....###..........| | | | | |\...#.....#.......###./| | | | | |.>###.....###.....###<.| | | | | |/.#.........#.....#.#.\| | | | | |..###..#..###..........| | | | \ \....................../ / | | \ \..................../ / | | \ \................../ / | | \ `.______________,' / | | `.________________,' | | | | He noticed she wasn't.. hmm, virgin | | | | ________________ ________________ | | ,' ______________ `. ,' ______________ `. | | / ,'..............`. \ / ,'..............`. \ | | / /..................\ \ / /..................\ \ | | / /....................\ \ / /....................\ \ | | / /..########...#####....\ \ / /......................\ \ | | | |...##........##...##...| | | |.......................| | | | | |...##.......##.....##..| | | |.#####################.| | | | | |...#######..##.....##..| | | |.#####################.| | | | | |.........##.##.....##..| | | |.#####################.| | | | | |...##....##..##...##...| | | |.......................| | | | \ \ ..######....#####..../ / \ \....................../ / | | \ \..................../ / \ \..................../ / | | \ \................../ / \ \................../ / | | \ `.______________,' / \ `.______________,' / | | `.________________,' `.________________,' | | | | She wanted to go faster He don't | | | | .-. ________________ | | / \ ,' ______________ `. | | / .-. \ / ,'..............`. \ | | / / \ \ / /..................\ \ | | / .----.\ \ / /....................\ \ | | / / ,'', |\ \ / /......................\ \ | | / /| ',,' | \ \ | |.....##.###..#..##.....| | | | / / | ,, | \ \ | |....#....#..#.#.#.#....| | | | / / | d##b | \ \ | |.....#...#..#.#.##.....| | | | / / | Y##P | \ \ | |......#..#..#.#.#......| | | | / / | '' | \ \ | |....##...#...#..#......| | | | / / | ,'', | \ \ \ \....................../ / | | / / | ',,' | \ \ \ \..................../ / | | / / '. .' \ \ \ \................../ / | | \ `.________|__|_________,' / \ `.______________,' / | | `._______________________,' `.________________,' | | | | She was so turned on Suddenly she cried out | | | | .-. _______________________ | | / \ ,' ____________________ `. | | / .-. \ / ,$....................`. \ | | / / \ \ | |.$$###############.....| | | | / / ## \ \ | |...$$............##....| | | | / / #### \ \ | |...##$$..........##....| | | | / / #### \ \ | |...##..$$........##....| | | | / / ###### \ \ | |...##....$$......##....| | | | / / ###### \ \ | |...########$#####......| | | | / / ###### \ \ | |...##.......$$.........| | | | / / #### \ \ | |...##.........$$.......| | | | / / \ \ | |...##...........$$.....| | | | / / #### \ \ | |...##.............$$...| | | | / / #### \ \ | |...##...............$$.| | | | \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________$' / | | `._______________________,' `._______________________,' | | | | Attention: "I was lying!" She hasn't taken pills | | in a month | | ________________ | | ,' ______________ `. | | / ,$ `. \ | | / / $$ ####### \ \ | | / / #$$ ## \ \ | | / / ## $$ ## \ \ | | | | ## $$ ## | | | | | | ## $$ ## | | | | | | ## $$ ## | | | | | | ## $$ ## | | | | | | `' $$ ## | | | | \ \ $$## / / | | \ \ $$ / / | | \ \ #$$ / / | | \ `.______________,$ / | | `.________________,' | | | | Hot-blooded in that momentum, there was not turning back | | | | _______________________ .-. | | ,' ____________________ `. / \ | | / ,' `. \ / .-. \ | | | | ##### | | / / \ \ | | | | ##### | | / / \ \ | | | | ##### | | / / \ \ | | | | ##### | | / / \ \ | | | | ##################### | | / /,'', \ \ | | | | ##################### | | / / ',,' \ \ | | | | ##################### | | / / // \\ _ \ \ | | | | ##### | | / / //\ |\\__(_)_, \ \ | | | | ##### | | / / //\\ || \ \ | | | | ##### | | / / // \\// //\\ \ \ | | | | ##### | | / / // `' // `' \ \ | | \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________,' / | | `._______________________,' `._______________________,' | | | | 9 months after, in a hospital They had a beautiful child. | +=================================================================+ sps Morality : Don't let suspicious-ez girls trap you and be foresighted! _ Mr Condom _| |_ /~ ~\ /' `\ ( ) | (o ) (o ) | | | | \_ _/ | | ~~~ | | | | | | | | | | | | | _| |_ (~\_ _/~) `\_ ~~-------~~ _/' Ts97 ~~---------~~ File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/cockroach.txt ,--. .--. / \. ./ \ / /\ / " \ /\ \ / _/ {~~v~~} \_ \ / { | } \ ; /\{ | }/\ \ | _/ { | } \_ : | { | } | | /{ | }\ | | / { | } \ | | / { | } \ | | \ \ | / / | | \ \ | / / | \ \ \ | / / / \ / ~~~~~ \ / krr ,--. .--. / \. ./ \ / /\/ " \/\ \ / _/ /~~~v~~~\ \_ \ / /####|####\ \ ; /\{#####|#####}/\ \ |_/ {#####|#####} \_: | {#####|#####} | | /{#####|#####}\ | | / {#####|#####} \ | | / {#####|#####} \ | | \ \#####|#####/ / | | \ \####|####/ / | \ \ \###|###/ / / \ / ~~~~~ \ / krr File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/column.txt Doric Ionic Corinthian _____ ___ _____ ( ) @ @ \%%%/ ||| ||| \%%%/ ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| (___) (___) (___) Evan M Corcoran From: llizard aka ejm Here's a try. The Corinthian decoration leaves a bit to be desired. (no pun intended there.) And should the Doric column really have ridges? Doric _________________________ |__________| |||||||| |||||||| |||||||| |||||||| |||||||| [snip] _||||||||_ |_______ejm| Ionic ______________________ (_,.....,_) ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| [snip] ||||||| ,_______, ) ( , ` _/_________\_ |__________ejm| Corinthian ______________________ (@^,^,^,^,^,@) )`){o}(`( ,`,`,`,`,` ========== |||||||| |||||||| |||||||| |||||||| |||||||| |||||||| [snip] |||||||| ,________, ) ( , ` _/__________\_ |___________ejm| ___---___ ___---___---___---___ ___---___--- * ---___---___ ___---___--- o/ 0_/ @ o ^ ---___---___ ___---___--- @ i_e J-U /| -+D O|-| (o) / ---___---___ ___---___--- __/| //\ /| |\ /\ |\| |_ __--oj ---___---___ __---___---_________________________________________________________---___---__ =============================================================================== |||| |||| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |___-----___-----___-----___-----___-----___-----___-----___-----___-----___| / _ \===/ _ \ / _ \===/ _ \ / _ \===/ _ \ / _ \===/ _ \ / _ \===/ _ \ ( (.\ oOo /.) ) ( (.\ oOo /.) ) ( (.\ oOo /.) ) ( (.\ oOo /.) ) ( (.\ oOo /.) ) \__/=====\__/ \__/=====\__/ \__/=====\__/ \__/=====\__/ \__/=====\__/ ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| (oOoOo) (oOoOo) (oOoOo) (oOoOo) (oOoOo) J%%%%%L J%%%%%L J%%%%%L J%%%%%L J%%%%%L ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ =========================================================================== __|_________________________________________________________________________|__ _|___________________________________________________________________________|_ |_____________________________________________________________________________| _______________________________________________________________________________ Jouni Marttila - Normand Veilleux - Evan M Corcoran File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/cd.txt :+"" ~<<::""+: +Xi<<<: xHMRMMR$$$$$8RMMMMMM<M "` .~i MMMMMMMMM" <|___,____,____,___|< /d$$$P ,ssssssssssss. \ /d$$$P ,d$$$$$$$$$$$$$b \ <=====w======w======w=====> \ \____> \_____/ <____/ / \_____________________/ pb .--------------------------------... ,'-------------------------------,' | / / | /________________________________/ ,'| | .. | ,' | |___________-==/88\==-___________|,' /) |. | \ \ (( )) / / | (/ |-. . | \ \ \{}/ / / | .' . . . '| \ \ )( / _ / | , . . . . |\ \ \ \/ _.( ~-. /|\ ,' . . . ` . -`_-.--.______..._____( ,/ ` \~-.|,' . . . ` . . . ,'\. ~- . , . . . . . ` . , . , ~~-.' . . . /\ )( /{}\ ( ) ,----------_____....----.--------, _____.....-----~~~~~ |_______/ ` | | / | | H E L L O | / | | / / | | _/ / | W O R L D |,'|~~ ,| ,' | ,'_|_____________________________:,' /) |. | \ \ / / | (/ |_. . | \ \ {} / / | .' . . . '| \ \ / _ / | , . . . . |\ \ \ _.( ~-. /|\ ,' . . . ` . -`_-.--.______..._____( ,/ ` \~-.|,' . . . ` . . . ,'\. ~- . , . . . . . ` . , . , ~~-.' . . . seal _________________________ |\ _____________________ /| | |_____________________| | |/_______________________\| /=========================\ '===========================' | ~~ _|_ ~~ | | | | |_________________________|lc File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/coyote.txt See `roadrunner' and `wolf' for more ! ___ _...__ .-' '--._ .'_ '-. .' .--._ '-._ .'.' \ '. / /__ `'. 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' . . . | +| |/\ | . . , /\ . |, , /\ ||. | |._'-._l|._,/`-.___,-'_'`.__l|_,-._,/_`__`-._`||_,| | |' ., _, .| .. |' | | ...| )'' |.. | | / | .. | | ..,_f_)\ ,.. | | ..itz ..,. | `-------------------------------------------------' File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/cabbage.txt .-~~~~-. / ( ( ' \ | ( ) ) | \ ) ' } / / (` \ , / ~) `-.`\/_.-' jgs `"" File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/colibri.txt See 'hummingbird' for more ! , _ {`--. { \/`o;====- {:}'-.}>, .----'-/`-/ {.--' )) _ `'-..-| / __ // /_/ /\/\ \_\_((_/___ jgs `--` )) \_\ File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/cupcake.txt ) (.) .|. l7J | | _.--| |--._ .-'; ;`-'& ; `&. & & ; & ; ; \ \ ; & &_/ F"""---...---"""J | | | | | | | | | J | | | | | | | F `---.|.|.|.---' Krogg File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/croatia.txt Croatia and Bosnia-Herzegovina _/--\_ / \ /----/ \--_ | | > \--_ ___/----/~~~~~~> / \ / | ____ ___ |~~~ * Zagreb \-------/ | |~~~~ ~~ \---> Osijek * \ | | | |~~\-_ Novi Sad * | \Pula / \ | \* / > _ \ \ / | | | | ~ | * Bihac * Banja Luka / \_ _> | | | | \ /~ ~~~~ | | \ ~\___ | \ ~\* Biograd na moru ____| \ \ ~- * Livno * Sarajevo~\__ \ Split \ ~----*\__ ~~\_____ \ \ ~~---_ * Mostar /~--__ Novi Pazar * | ~-_ / ~---_ _-' \ | \ / - * | ~--_-~ ~\ \ Dubrovnik ~~--_ \ \ -_ ~--_| unknown File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/cowgirl.txt ___, __)____)__ -)- ))) , \=_/ \__ __/). )_/=\ /6) \ __((_\_/\ / __/ \ /_/-\o____) / ,_/| \ \/ ))__|_ \_)o_' _.-' ,/:_/_:) ___ '---`' \>__/ /o /---.,/_ \ ( / / /o / \) \ | (' \,/ ( / _____/ )___> / /\ ( / _______/,_____| |,( / ) ) / (_ \ | _/ o) \ /_ |/ \_ / ( '| (___,_/-` `.__ / ' \ | / ,---' / _/ \( \_/ / / )\ ( < b'ger ,./_(,, , \_/,,._ \ \| | / / ...\ | |/ / ._(___)_. | / (|o_o|)| |/ ()\-/()| | /()\,/()\ | / (_ : _) \ | / / )_:_( \ \ | \_\/ | \/_/ | \_) | (_/ | | | | | | | | | \__;__/ | ScS \"\/| | |\"\| \ )")"\* \ ^~~^~(_)/I-.___.-'^~^~ Sher^ 11-19-99 __ / \ |.--.| (` . TS . ') \;;`..' / ;~- -~;), ,; . /(;,, __;;- (;(.;); / ;,~; \);;(;,; / (. )( .);~;)`~ / / \ /\;(; ~` \ \ ) ( /;~;` \ \|||||||\ ||\ /|| ___ /,,,\ __|___|____ /__% o\/-%__ \ |/ %% ( %% \| %,\_/,% I am comin fur __} {__ Ya"CowBoy" / ::< >:: \ Your Gonna be / /|\,,,/|\ \ My Next / /:\/;;;\// /: Ride! / /: (-);(-) /: ((|` / | | \: / | | \ / /.()_().\ \ |_|, `-' ,|_| |XX, ,XX| _| |, ,| |_ <__/[] , \/ ,[]\__> ,-' | | | | `, | | | | \/ ,' | | | | -"))) ( ) ( ) /\ |_| |_| \|/ /___/___\TS ___ /,,,\ __|___|____ /__% o\/-%__ \ |/ %% ( %% \| %,\_/,% __} {__ I Can Make (::< >::) Your Deams ) : ( Come True (\`-'`-'\\ "CowBoy" \||||||\/| | ||(- YAAAHOOOO | \`| Winkie | |`' Woo Woo! :::::: www www _| | \ \_ (___/][]\__)TS Well cowboy... how about a drink? _/ ,-\';__. ./ ( _\)_\\ // )(e (e( ) ( ` ( > // __\__/' __=/`\ /' ` ~/ ) ) | _ ,(_,_/ / /\ o ) o)\ / , \` - - \___ __/ /___\ |\____, \____________ __\ \_ __\ c '_____). \____ ______| ___`o=._ / _.-'\____ '\/_________| / | /_.-' _.-') ''' ' -.-/_ |___.-'_/ | | (_\_r \ | | q_| ` | | ||\ ' ' | `I \ | | \ \ | ' ) ' / / | / / / | ' , / / | ___________| / /_____________.____ b'ger______| / /___________________|_ Stef_______/(`(______________________| / | \ . .. | ,`._\ '-' File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/chopper.txt __ _ ,/-.`. 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I've always been addicted ((( ^ ^ ))) To chocolate in all forms )))) - (((( I know it's really wicked but (()(\ )-( /))() I've fallen for its charms ))))/`-\~\'(((( ((( \/==\_\ <---- cadbury's { `. `-j \ |\__/ \__/| |__________| I just can't get my fill of ) ( That sweetly sticky stuff ( . )<--flump's It makes me go all flabby but |`--------'|choccy belly I just can't get enough |-' L `-| _____________,-,_ _ _ See, when outside it's freezing |____ { {]_]_] [_] And inside you're all blue |___ `-----.__\ \_]_]_ . ` When the day won't go your way | `-----.____} }]_]_]_ , Only chocolate will do |_____________/ {_]_]_]_] , ` `-' .-----------. |.---------.| _ _ || || ______ {>|_|<} )\ ||_________|| (_____()8oo. (__) ;-----------; I've tried all sorts of chocolate .':O8OoOo8oo.'| White, and milk and plain - .';OoO8oO8oo.' / From every place and country - |"""""""""""| / Belgian, Swiss and Mayan. |__BonBons__|/ ( ) ; And then there's chocolate coatings ;)( ; On nuts and creams and fudge :----: o8Oo./ Not to mention cocoa pops C|====| ._o8o8o8Oo_. And sweet hot chocolate sludge | | \========/ `----' `------' __________ | / j |/ /_\ If it's chocolate I'll eat it | |"""| It gives me such a buzz | |---| There is no drug to beat it | `-.-'<-. Would I take it if there was? | ) | | ( cocoa infusion `. ` \/ ! \/ , .' I fear that this addiction > _ _ <- Is never going to stop - > |_)_ |_)| < - I eat so many choccies _ > .| (_)| o. <- That one day I'm going to pop! ' \ ` _ ' > /\ > /\ . .' ! : ` _,-. .' _ \ ,' (_) \_ _.-|`-._ \""--._ .' .-(=._ `-._ \""-. `. What I need is exercise / / | `=. `-._\ \ \ And something that will take | | `-._ `=._ | . | |My mind off all these thoughts of chocs \ \ ;' .,`--._ `=| ' / / And 'Death By Chocolate Cake'..... `._``--..._____`--'-''_.' `--.._________..--' .-. .-. ,ooO()/ ) ( \()Ooo. _____ ..Something just as satisfying | ) | ( ) | ( | <_____> That burns off calories too.... | ( | \ / | ) | / ___ \ A comfy bed - and nutella spread \ ) \_ __) (__ _/ ( / |-' `-| And a chocolate coated you! `-' .ooO() ()Ooo. `-' |nutella| -----------------------------------------------------------|`-...-'|-- `=====' hjw File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/citadel.txt See `castle' for more! A flying Citadel P P /\ P /\| |/\ [] ||_/\_|| [] ||_||____||_|| ||____[]____|| {:: \__ } ___ \v: .'" _V ___ snd( \_ __/ -- )_ (__--- |::\ :/ --- ) ( \::\/ ----- ___) (______ \/ _____) File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/confucious.txt ~CONFUCIOUS~ . .:::. .:::::::. V^V^V^V^V^V (| ^ ^ |) | (_) | `//=\\' (((())) )))(( (()))) ))(( (() )) ( jgs File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/chalkboard.txt _______________________ |\_____________________/| || || || _ _ || || / ) / ) __ |_| || || / -|- / -- | || || `== `== ' || || _____ || ||______________#####__|| jgs |/_____________________\| -=[ chalk board #2 ]=- 8/97 ________________________ |\______________________/| || || || _ _ _ || || '_) '_) __ ' ) || || ,_) >< ,_) -- | || || ' || || _____ || ||_______________#####__|| jgs |/______________________\| File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/condom.txt _ _ ( `-' ) ) " ( |`o'| }- { }-- { } - { | | |___| (_____) Fox-condom =) (Ribbed) Ojo Even though I'm sure Freud would have a field day with this one, here's my latest ascii pic, A Condom playing a Guitar. _ _| |_ /~ ~\ /) /' `\ ,/':| ( ) ( :/ | (o ) (o ) | /\:/' | | /'// | \_ _/ |/'//' _______ | ~~~ /'//' |* + +| | /~\/'//' +-------+ |,-----'.////'| |#######| /' .///'' \| |#######| ( .///### ) |#######| `\///''## ,---'| |#######|\ |\ / | `~~~~~~~' `~---|-`\__/' | Ts97 (~\_ _/~) `\_ ~~-------~~ _/' ~~---------~~ -Nana __----'~~) /' \ /' \ .' ) ,' \ / / ( ~ ~ / _______ | `--._,' |* + +| .--|__ _/~\ | _____ +-------+ /'_____~--~____`==========': : :`) |#######| ( =========================.___./' |#######| \ ##### | | |#######| |\.___,----.___| | |#######|\ | | | `~~~~~~~' `' | | Ts97 (~\_ _/~) `\_ ~~-------~~ _/' ~~---------~~ _--._ (~~' `\ /' /- `\ /' / `\ ( | /~` `\ \ \ \ ) _______ `\ | |* + +| .--|__ _/~\ | _____ +-------+ /'_____~--~____`==========': : :`) |#######| ( =========================.___./' |#######| \ ##### | | |#######| |\.___,----.___| | |#######|\ | | | `~~~~~~~' `' | | Ts97 (~\_ _/~) `\_ ~~-------~~ _/' ~~---------~~ __----'~~) /' \ /' \ .' ) ,' \ / / ( ~ ~ / | `--._,' .--|__ _/~\ | _____ /'_____~--~____`==========': : :`) _______ ( =========================.___./' |* + +| \ ##### | | +-------+ \.___,----.___|_ | |#######| | | /~ __`\ |#######| | | /'/~' ~)`) |#######| | (_~~-~'/' /'/' |#######|\ | `~-='-----'/' `~~~~~~~' `~' `~~~~~' Ts97 ~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o ___ ___ ( \\ // ) /\___) (___/\ / / \ \ / / \ \ __/ /_ _\ \__ ( / ) ( \ ) \___/___/ \___\___/ ___ ___ ____ _______ ( \\ ________// ) __/ BOooyy.... \ \___) \7____(__O/\_ \_ yOu'rE -=uGlY=- _/ \ \ \ \\ \ \ \ \\ __\ \__ _\ 7_)_ ( ) ) ( \ ) \___/___/ \___\___/ _ ( ) /| / | / | ___ /.. | _______// ) (___/)/,_____(___/\ \__ \___ \ _ \ \ \_____\_,__\/ \ \ __> \_ \______/ \__ ( / ) ( \ ) \___/___/ \___\___/ _ ( ) / \ ___ _ _ / ..) ,- ) __/ that's better... \ /___ ) (__//\__ / / / _ \ _/____/ / // / (_______) _/ __ /_7 \ ( ) / ( )/ \___/___/ (____\____/ ~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~mic~o File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/coach.txt .-------------------------------------------------------------. '------..-------------..----------..----------..----------..--.| | \\ || || || || || | \\ || || || || || | .. || _ _ || _ _ || _ _ || _ _|| || | || || // // || // // ||// // || // //|| /|| |_.------"''----------''----------''----------''----------''--'| .______________________________________________________________| |)| | | | | | mga| ||==| | | | | _-_ | | | | .-. | ||==| C| | | __ |.'.-.' | _ | _ | |.'.-.'. | __ | "__==' '---------'|( )|'----------------------'|( )|'----------"" '-' '-' File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/camera.txt See 'photographer' and `video' for more ! o OO=| |-YY _____________/\_/|____ :F_P: _ _n_|_|_,_ |===.-.===| | ((_)) | jgs '==='-'===' ____ _[]_/____\__n_ |_____.--.__()_| |LI //# \\ | | \\__// | | '--' | jgs '--------------' .---. |[X]| _.==._.""""".___n__ d __ ___.-''-. _____b |[__] /."""".\ _ | | // /""\ \\_) | | \\ \__/ // | |pentax\`.__.'/ | \=======`-..-'======/ `-----------------' hjw camera: __ __ /_/\___ /__/[]\/__/|o-_ | _ || -_ | ((_)) || -_ ejm96 |__________|/ ===oooo ___ / _ \ | / \ | | \_/ | \___/ ___ _|_|_/[_]\__==_ [---------------] | O /---\ | | | | | | \___/ | [---------------] [___] | |\\ | | \\ [ ] \\_ /|_|\ ( \ //| |\\ \ \ // | | \\ \ \ // |_| \\ \_\ // | | \\ //\ | | /\\ // \ | | / \\ // \ | | / \\ // \|_|/ \\ // [_] \\ // H \\ // H \\ // H \\ // H \\ // H \\ // \\Elissa Potier // \\ .-------------------. /--"--.------.------/| |Kodak|__Ll__| [==] || | | .--. | """" || | |( () )| || jgs | | `--' | |/ `-----'------'------' \ | / ' _ ' - |_| - ' | | ' _,_|___ | _ []| | (O) | |_______| Peter Punk From: christoph manz photocamera: [with the fash going off] \./ ._ -,= - [()] [()\` ___ .---------.._ ______!fsc!_....-' .g8888888p. 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I like the Backstreet Boys, cats, rollerblading, ..." _________________________________________________ ________________________ jro|\ | AIM HIGH | | \ ______ | __ | | \ | |fly the \_/__\_/ F117 | | \ | | _______/__\/__\_______ | | | Stealth | "Now this is an | | United States Air Force| educational |[] |________________________| experience!" \ () | / | \ | \\\\ ____ | |\ | | ( oo |\___\ | | \| | \o/ ||___| | \\ | | (/_\)/____\_ | \\| ______|__________________________ |\ ||_____|\__| | \__________\ \ \ | | \ \|__________| \ 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 _________________________________________________ ________________________ jro|\ | AIM HIGH | | \ ______ | __ | | \ \ | |fly the \_/__\_/ F117 | | \ \()) | | _______/__\/__\_______ | | |oo((| | stealth | | |o/)) | United States Air Force| | |\ |~/) \ ] |________________________| | | \ )|// \ | | \ |/\ | "What are you doing, \\\\ ____ | |\ | |__\ | Marvin?" ( oo |\___\ | | \| | \ | \-/ ||___| | \\ | |\ \ | (/_\)/____\_ | \\| | \ \|__________________________ |\ ||_____|\__| \| \__) | \__________\ \ \ | | \ \|__________| \ jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro | |jro | | | ________ | | | | |_____ | ))(( | "Oh, just 'chatting' | )))(() |______ on the computer." |((()))) ------- / |((())))\\\\) / ___ |// \\( oo\ | \\ |\\ // \o//______|__||_________ / (/ \)(_\\/)_ __/__\/|____ /_____\ \\\/_-\//|____|/ /| | | | |""|\/___________/ | | | | |/ || | / |_|_| |___________|/ (_) (_) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _____________ "You know you are not supposed to be on _ chat programs! With all those filthy | chat rooms, it isn't safe! Now, you..." ______ | _ \ \ | |fly the \_/_ ((()) 17 | | \ | | _______/__\ ))o o(( __ | | | | stea ))\o/(( | "It's okay, Mom! | | | United Stat / ~v~ \ rce| "I'm practicing | |[] |___________ //(_ _)\\ __| safe chatting!" )| | \\\ /// / | \ | | (/ \) \\\\ ____ | |\ | | | /_____\ ( oo |\___\ | | \| | | | | | \o/ ||___| | \\ | | | | | | (/_\)/____\_ | \\| | jro|___________________|_|_|__ |\ ||_____|\__| \| (_) (_) | \__________\ \ \ | | \ \|__________| \ VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV "??Safe Chatting??" \ \ ? ? ((()) ? ))o o(( ))\o/(( ? / ~v~ \ ? //(_ _)\\ \\\ /// ? 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Red Baron No. 109 _________________________________ ,' `. / I just felt a \ | disturbance in the FARCE! | | As if a hundred people suddenly | | screamed out--and then groaned | | while a hole was burned into a map, | .-- .... .- - | or something! Something ridiculous | .. ... \ must have happened! / .. - ..--.. `.______________ _________________,' /,' \ /' \ __ __ ____ /__\ ) _ --__`. \ ,' __`. )) |(o>o) ______\ -'_--`. \ (( /\ /PUSH\ \\~/ |()|::::)= '_`. . \________|| |____|____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. .____, `--------' `-------' \-` , . \ / , _ _ _ | ' |`- -'| CHIQUE _\ /_ _\ /_ _\ /_ | |,- -.| CHICK _> <_ _> <_ _> <_ | ' /__\ ` /_\ /_\ /_\ |\ ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ / / .`.-_-\ / / `_`.'_-_\ ; ; - -- __ _______________ /__\ )) ,' `._____ (6<6)| ______ / Hey, wait a ,-' \O// |()|::::)= | moment! 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Super Aski is the first serbian ascii comic,that means it's made of pure Ascii characters. That way it's apsolutely the same when looked at on all platforms. All the credist go to MasterMind /FACE (for drawing the ascii's and the screenplay), as to User / FUSION for help on the screenplay. You can contact MasterMind trough e-mail at the adress mastermind@sezampro.yu. You can view this comic from any viewer or editor on any platform. It looks a hell of a lot better when looked at 80x50 text mode (on PC, alt-F9 from the NC or mode con:lines=50 from dos) You can copy and distribute this comic freely as long as you don't change anything in it and it's distributed by it's original name, supe003.zip All the adventures of Super Aski can be downloaded from WWW from the adress http://fon.fon.bg.ac.yu/~gojkoa/supe00x.zip filename name of the episode date of release supe001.zip Super Aski vs. the little green monsters ! 30.09.1997. supe002.zip Super Aski vs. the monster from the swamps! 08.10.1997. supe003.zip Super Aski vs. the ugly ninja fish! 26.10.1997. ----- _./ _ ------ --- . |/o`p (") _____ _____ --- -- / \ ') // |||||-r-------------------------t-||||| -- - \.\===/ ||| |-| The Adventures of |-||| | - - (")___//\__\_________LLLLL-| Super Aski, |-||| | - - `````' / /\ \ .. || ||-| the first serbian pure |-|| || - -- .. | | /_/_ ||| |-| ascii superhero. |-||| | -- --- ; / ;/ ----' || ||-L_________________________|-|| || --- ------ `'' """ '' """"" """"" ------ |-------------------------------------------------------- 30.08.1997 ------| - idea,design and all other shit - MASTERMIND@SEZAMPRO.YU - - screenplay & translating to english - AGENT99@MINDLESS.COM - //\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\ Super Aski is a superhero made only of pure ascii characters. Unlike all the other superheroes he doens't dress in sleeping clothes when he goes to action, because he is ugly enough even without them. Women are simply crazy about him and he also has an unbeleavable gift for action and an exceptional knowlege of one and a half martshall art. He doesn't speek any of the foreign languages, and none of the domestic also. His favorit group is Orange and he thinks that their intro 'Robot' is the best porno movie he has ever seen. In his spare time he does crosswords from various domestic and foreign enigmatic papers and looks from his window to the city dump. He is an unreplaceable fighter against injustice and he cal also serve as a lamp foundation. Super Aski doesn't have a younger brother but look a whole lot better when looked at in 80x50 mode. Some of the things Super Aski does are done by trained profesionals and you shouldn't try to do this at home. If you like him and you would like to see the second episode, contact MasterMind... \\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/ \\ //\//\//\//\//\//\ // EPIZODE 1: Super Aski against little green monsters! \\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/ \\ //\//\//\//\//\//\ //\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\ _________________________________________________________________ | On the begining of the new episodes we find our superhero in a | | painting job in his apartment... | |--------------------------------------------_____________________|_________ | | ______________ | | | /| | _________ ( mmmm ) | | | / | | | | \ Ah Ah AAA / | but, unfortunatelly, the | |/|/| | | WC | /__----------' | phone again rang in the | |/|/ | | _ | _______________| worst moment... | | / | | O| | ___ | | | | | | Ring / _ \_ Our readers sure know| | | | | | Ring \_\\_ \_ allready that out hero | | |___|_________|_______ | Ring /\_\_ \_ doesn't give up easily| | / | /_ \/ \ and when the phone | | / /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | _______ / / ) /\_S_/ rang three times, | | / \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | |\\\\\\\ ( (_/ / S|\ his WC was allready| | / /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | ||\\\\\\\ \ / S S| \ freshly painted. | |___________________________1| |||\\\\\\\ \(______S/ \\\ | | Using his unbeleavable |_____________________________________________2| | manuvering skills which he learned | | | during his few years long undercover || ||||||||||||||| | | missiom in a circus when he was very || _____ ||||||||||||||| | | young, Super Aski dressed up with || | | ||| __ __ | | | only one hand, while his other hand /| | (-: | _|| / \ / \| | | bravely, with a lot of effort and | | |_____| ( _o) \ _o)| | | not without casualties raised the | | \\ \ | | | phone hook on it's own. | | \_ (_ )) ) | | ____ | | | `' / | | _/ \ | | | | ___ .SSS | | / \ / / | | | | \_---' | SS | | / \ |_\./ | | | | \ S | | / \ |'_) | |________ | | `. ) S ____ | | ( \ |' / | _/\\__\ _________/ S | | /|`\| \ | \/_/\___________/ \ _ S | | ( ( )\ \_ | ||___`______________/__\ S | | S___/ \ \ | | | S \ \ | But, our superhero was either too | | S \ __)_ | hungry to talk over the phone now, | | S \_ \__ | or perhaps to stupid to notice that | | _SS" \_ \_ | the thing in his hand was not a | | S \ \ | biscuit. Anyway, while you are | | | reading this, he is cheeing on that | |____________________________________3| unfortunate phone hook. | | Allthough his grandfather Smiley |___________________________________4_| | is laughing to him right now from the painting on the wall behind him, for| | Super Aski this was nothing new. This was his fifth phone this monts. But,| | that doesn't change the fact that he lost an oportunity to respond to an | | urgent call from an old lady whose siamese cat got hurt in a fight with | | her nothing less siamese twin. If he knew that, our hero wouldn't be anno-| | yed by the fact that he will, because of the 10000-th missed good deed, be| | thrown out of the Independant Super Hero Club, in wich the most of the | | members, including Superman and batman as well as Rambo from part one to | | three, envy him for his unbeleavable popularity, but with the fact that | | he ussualy gets layed when it comes to old ladies. But, have no worry | | dear readers, something will come up yet... | |________________________________________________________________________5__| | Just when we thought nothing inte-| Super Aski joyfully shouted 'Oh, | | resting is going to happen, the sky| fuck, not again ?!' and left his top | | above the little town in cetral | secret downtown apartment to check | | Africa in wich Super Aski lived was| why he was called upon now... | | enlighted by Super Askii's sign, | | | Like the one Batman has, but way | The fact that he left | | low budget... | _________ trough the window did | | | / / | not worry him much, at | | .'''. __ __| _________//|| least not untill he, | | : @ : ( ) ( | ||/ | under the worh of | | `...';. || ____ ||| H H H H | _ o strange,and unknown | | __ `:;;_ _ ||--/ \--||| | O\ to him, force G | | /_/|| `;;)/| || | .. ___ | H H H H | /\ reached the first | | __|.||| _|. |.| ___ \|_||| |-| | . floor level. | | |\ _| ||/| | |..|.||\__\ | __|_| H H H H | | | | |.| |.||/ /\ | | |||. .| |_| | | | | | \| | |/ |__||. |/ `|___| |___| | | | |_________________________________6__|___________________________________7__| | Our hero again had more luch than brains, | | | wich he has none, and instead of falling on __________ | the | | the grownd and breaking his balls he fell ( OPASNOS' ) | sponsor | | in an open shaft and the water (yeah, right, ||--------' | of this | | sure it was water) softed his fall. Alive, . || | episode | | and even more, with a very interesting | \ \/ | is the | | scent, Super Aski, to everybody's ----- /. \ ------------ | clinic | | dissapointment, left the shaft. //\ . \ | hospital | |\ |"""| __ // // \ | center | |-`---------. _________ / (';') -\\ / // \\ | _______| 'Kingj | | ; . " . _| \_______\ // | o |\ \\ - // `' \_______| Richard | |--( ( ) )-(__) (( /`-_-' | )) / \\ | pussy' | | ` _ ' \/ /__ / /_// | from | | (/)- (/)' -' | north | | But, his luck didn't serve him very well, because in the next | Botcwana | | moment his nose was all over the fender of the car which you | | | can see on the left side of your little tv screens. | | |______________________________________________________________8_|________9_| | regardless of surviving even another | | unlucky incident, Super Aski was still | | not out of the danger (read this like : | | it's too early for ending this episode, | | we took the money for at least half an | | hour of smore). Of all the dangers /\ __ ____ ??????? | | that lurked in souch a peacefull city `// _____ /O) ??????? | | of a few dozen residents in central `' ( O) ????? | | Africa, the faith choose that he should | \__/ \ | | meed the notorious little green monsters `;..;' \ \ | | whish are, due to the low budget of this `_______/\ \ | | episode, not green and there are not many | | | | of them, but only one, but anyway they will (.\\) | | kidnap our hero with a suspicious motive. `// | |_______________________________________________________________________10__| | | | |||||/ readers with more imagination will perhaps think that behind| | |;; o\ the kindaping is actually a hidden erotic urge of the little| | |; ._) green monsters, triggered by the odour our hero collected in| | | .:. the sewer, but we asure you that the mating season of that | | |`..__) type of mosters allready happened last year, so the reason | | ___| |___ sure was something else. The little green monsters went to | | | /`--'\ | the closest McDonalds to by a double cheeseburger delux with| | ( ) lot of catchup on (their favorite food) and our brave knight| | ZZZZZZZZZZ became concious and realised that he was tied to a chair. | | ZZZZZZZZZZ What he didn't know is that he was endangered by a bomb that| | |ZZZZZZZZ| doesn't, except for a fact that it's drawn real bad, differ | | || || any way from all the other bombs... | | |/ \| _____________________________ | | ( /\ ) | _ ______:::_____ | | | | `/__\ | | (_| / \ ::: |__() | | | ZZZZp--qZZZZ /--------| (_|( V )::: |__() | | | ZZZZ| |ZZZZ \--------| (_|_\_/_:::__|__() | | | / ;| |: \ |_______________```___________| | | /--'/ \`--\ | | `--' `--' | |____________________________________________________________________11_____| | 5 minutes later| | and now for some propaganda from| |----------------+ Our hero is running | our sponsor : | | ::___/ / out of time with the | | | /`/ \/ /geometrical progression| Cure yourselves in a nice ambient| | / /\ \| |/ / will he save +----+---+ and acceptable prices... | | ( / /`.__'; himself and |CHC 'Kingh Richard pussy', north Botcwana. | | ( / / /'what's his faith?|telephone 952-134-2948-248-14-FUCK-YOU! | |___________________________12__|_______________________________________13__| | | the answer | | ___----- |\__________________ | _ / ` //\ _ to our stu-| | ' / \ | \ / pid hero's| | | ` ______ ( HMMM, what's this ) | bang `/ question | | | ;| \ sound 6,5,4,3... _/ | `/ _\ arrived | | | :| _____ .\_________________/ | /_ soon... | | ZZZZZZZZz | `// `\' | | ZZZZZZZZZ ______________________| ___________`'____________15__| | ZZZZZZZZZ | | |:;;;.;;;;;;| | | Our hero once again had \||||| | |:::::::::::| | | so much luck that even /o | | |:::::::::::| | | the author of this mini (_. | | |__________________14_| strip is sick of him... .:. | | | the bomb was actually a rusty old Austro- (__. .| | | hungarian bomb left after the WWI and so / __\ | | the explosion just blowed up the chair ___ /\_/` ) | | and freed our and your main hero which (;;;) ( . \| | | can be seen right now running to his :`'.' | (___) | | top-secret apartman. : ; .|; `. .`. | | `..' |;; `.. ) | | Unfortunatelly, it seems that we will never |;; ..' .' | | find out what was really the reasonfor the ZZZZ('` ; | | kidnaping and if it has anything to do with /' U `'") | | the law-suit from the Telephone Protector's / | ) | | Alliance. How Super Aski was thrown out of / \_ \. ___..... | | the mentioned Club because he didn't make it (_ \/ \_ ; ;;;;;| | | in time to respond to the light signal from \_ \. \_______;;;;;| | | picture #6 wich resulted in colective suicide \_ .;. ;;;;| | | of all the members of four protected types of `;;;;;. `;;;| | | mice in some of future episodes... .;;;;'/ | | (;;;'/ | |_____________________________________________________`'/ _______________16_| \\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/ \\ \//\//\//\//\ // EPISODE 2: Super Aski against the monster from the swamps! /\\/\\/\\/\\/ \\ \//\//\//\//\ //\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\ ____________________________________________________________________________ | | | | | | | | On the begining of this short tale | | | about the life of our famous Super Aski| | | we find the ultra super hero sleeping | | __------_xxxxxxxxxx | in his, you guessed right, bed room. | | / \ x x ` ' | You can see on your screen in the back | | | Hrk... hrk\ x x ` | the notorious window trough wich our | | | ... Hrk... ) x x ` ` | hero fell trough in the first episode. | | \ `_ _---' x x ' ' | Will he please all the readers and try | |\\\ `, .' x x x ,.. | that noble deed again, perhaps with | |\\ \_ ;.' xxxxxxxxxxx (| )) | more success, or will he keep boring | |\\ ' ) ` |; | them with his miserable and extremelly | |\\ ` _ ---__ ---__ _; |' | uninteresting life? Stay with us 'till | |\ /` )_" \\\\\\\\\\\\\ `` | the end of this episode and find out. | |(\____ '; //////////// _ ))| _______________________________________| |`_____)_ ; \\\\\\\\\\\\\_ `-' | | | || | | \ ' ; || | | |As we all ring! | apartman || | | _______ `; ____________||/| | |witnessed ring! | ___ 69. || | | ||| || `; `;_ | |||| (| |the tragic ___ring! _-_ / \ || | | ||| || `_; "- _- | ||||___| |abuse of | | --__/ \_`\ || | | |||_|/._. -_ " ) | |||/ |the phone | U | `-__` ; || | | || (-)_' "-- ) | || |hook in the |_ \ | ` ; || | |_|/ /-\`\ `-'' |_|/ |last episode -\\-_ | (`-___-' || | |we know ( / | | ';;;;; || |___________________________________1_|that Super `__-\ | `` || |Aski doesn't have a telephone, so we had to inform \__-\ | | | || |him about his mission with a telegram that this \ \____/`---|\_ || |cheerfull boy from the picture right is carrying. In \ \ \ \ || |fact, that is the very same boy that in his spare time `-_ \ \ \ || |drives a bicycle in a game called PaperBoy on a spectrum -_ \ \ \ || |Zx80. Anywas, obviously uninformed about our heroe's | \ \ \ | |terrible hearing condition (the last time he washed his | \ \ \ \| |ears he didn't know how to speek), the boy is ringing our ` \ \ |\ | |heroes door bell for half a hour. But, meanwhile, Super | \ \ | \ | |Aski woke up and unfortunatelly missed the window. He | \ \| | |wanted to go out for bread when he opened the door. | |__________________________________________________________________________2_| | | | ___________ | | \|||||||||||||/ / \ _____ ____ | | \\\\||\||||||// / whell, what \ ____/ \_ ; ; | | \\\\\\\`;;;;'// | the hell are / / I am \ ; ; | | \\\\\;' / ( you doing / / PaperBoy II,/ __; ; | | \\\' __ / / here and / ( the Telegram \ ````_ ; | | ||\ / \( /_/\ who are \_| Boy. Are you \`-____ ' | | ' ` (o ` / you anyway|| Super Aski? \ """"_ "' | | ;``` `-' `\ \___________/ \_____________/\_\ | o `-___'; | | ;` ; ) / `-' ` ; | | `--' ( ;;;;; | | `; ( _____________ `-" `;;; | | l _--_` \ \ |_-_ ; | | `; `___' \ yeap. why? ) _______________ ``') '| | | ;` `___ \__________/ _/ \_/ /`-_' | | | ;; ( _/ what a stupid name/ ) | | | ; ` `._ \ | anyway.... here's a|( | | | ; `_ ) | telegram for you... / -______' | | | `.` `_____-" \___________________/ | | | | ' `.--" `. _|___--"| | | `` `. /' \ | |________________________________________________________________________3___| |unfortunatelly, Telegram Boy didn't |While the smell was filling the WC | |know that Super Aski can't read, so |and tryed to get out, mortal dangers | |the telegram ended up...khm... |lurked our _____ | | __ |excetionaly| || | / \| | ..` _\ \ |able hero. | || |( woof.|| | .\\\\ `|\ \ |One of them| || | \__ _/| | _____ \\ \ :| \_\ |is arseny | | (\_ | /_/ | | / \__ \(. \ :| | | |with the | | | -. (\_\ | , | |/ Wow. \ | |\ \ ' :\ | | |poisonous | | || (\_ | ///, | | was this \`''/` --_ ' : \| | |homemade | \|_|| \__- |/`////, | |telegram \__\/\( \ ': \_| |gases. But,| `_. ||;`/_ `////| |good or what! / |'\ \ ```' o || |once again,| `; / | _ `/ | |Nice, soft,and| \ \ ) ` ;` || |the idol od| |`/ () | / | |fits the ass | \ / /_ ` ' || |young asc2 | / /() / | |perfectly. If | _/ / \ ` _/\_| |drawings,to| / |_| /; | |I had any more| |_`| ) _/_/\ \_ |our regret,| / /\__ /.' | |of theese maybe\ \_/\ _- _/_/ _) / |managed to | / ( / /`' | |I would have | ` \\ : (___/ _/| |save himself | \_/ / | |clean underware| /\//|) `-____-' | |on time. It| `_ _' | |occasionaly _| (//\ / ` | |was a close| "-" | |_ ___/ \/\/ `_ `;; | |call, maybe| || | | | \_______/ ------\\\\---- "_ | |next time | (`__\ | | | | /\\ | | |it will | (`__ )| | | (R`--')) / | |work ... | (___)| | | `----' `-___-' | | || | | |____________________________________4_|___________________________________5_| |But that wasn't the only danger. In that very | |moment Crazy Shogoon from Japan is making _ ` ) | |plans to finaly /\ assassin the most `-__' | |stupid superhero/ \ from the time of / \| |the super- / /\ \ paraplegic who killed / | |himself with / /||\ \ arseny with deadly .--. .--. | \ | |homemade gases\ \||/ / _____||_|__||_|____ | | \ \/ / \`-----------------' | | \ / )________________( | | || _ || | || | | | /__\/ \ || | || | | | __________ \__/ _ || | || | | |/ \_ ( __) \ ..`.`.''''`........ || | || | | | I'll kill \ ( __)\ ) `..|| |`.|| |............. | | Him. I'll / `---' / || | || | | | squash him./ // \\ ______________ ` `'' | | I just have| __--" "--___ / \_____ | | to find __/ /`-_____________-'\ | fuck the reason, | | | a good _\ /`-_ `-`-`---`-`-'__-'\ \ while I'm sitting | | | reason | //; "-`-`-```-`-'" ;\\ \ here thinking about| | |_______/ ///; '___ ___ ;\\\ \_ the reasons that| | | ////: (__o_) (_o__) ;\\\\ \ fool will kill |_____ | | /////: .' . ;\\\\\ | himself and then I'll\ | | //////.`. `-__-' .'.\\\\\\ | have to appear in the|__ | | ///////: ___ ___ ;\\\\\\\ | third episode... Oh no, \_ | | ////////: .'`-_`-----'_-'`. ;\\\\\\\\ | we won't play that way.... ) | | //////////: `._ `-----' _.' ;\\\\\\\\\| ________________________/ | | ```````` `. `-------' .' ''''''' / / | | |`-_ `- _-'| /__/ | | | ""-_--"" | | | _____| |______ | | /\ ; `-' ;\ "\ | | /\/`-- `------------' \----'\) | | /\/`-- `-----------------'-----\/ | |__________________________________________________________________________6_| | Since Crazy Shogoon lives in _____________________ | | | Japan (logical, isn't it?) and / \ | | | Super Aski lives in North Botcwana ( FUCKING THIEVES... \ | the | | we had to get him on African soil. /__ THE CONTRACT SAID \ | general | | As you all are _ __ __ \ SWISS AIR, NOT THIS ) |sponsor of | | aware of the // ( ) /_\\ \_ SHIT! / |this | | high budget of ___//--('XX ( \\ _\_________________/ |episode is | | this comic, `__O)\ _|/| ('\\ | | |the mental | | Shogoon flyed \\_/__'|_// |_| | |institution| | on a plane of _\\_ _' ` - / --' | _\\_ |of the Cli-| | the excelent _\\_`-\\' | `--' `--' | `-\\' |nical Hosp-| | avio company `-\\' `____\ _ \______) _\\_ |ital center| | MongolAir \// \ `-\\' |"King Rich-| | from Ulan _\\_ ___//\_ \ |ard Pussy" | | Bator... `-\\' `__O)\_\___\ _\\_ |from north | | \\ \___| `-\\' |Botcwana. | | \\ | | |______________________________________________________________7_|_________8_| | | Crazy Shogoon had no idea how close he | | after a pleasant trip, |has to the fearless Super Aski. Though he| |Crazy Shogoon wa thrilled when |jumped (not on his free will) at the | |he saw aftican mainland..... |first sight of Africa, strong winds carr-| | |ied him to the small town in Botcwana | | _--''''-- |that is the residence of the super ultra | | ` ` ``.' ' |... fool | | ;. . .' ;`. ; | | | _' ; ` ` ; l `_ | \-\\|;;;;;;;;;;;;;///////// | | ( ` ; ;`; `; ` ) | __ __ | \\\\||||||\||||||||||||||// | | ;'```; ; .; .;;;;; || | | || \\|\;\;;;;\||;|;;;;;;||||/ | | .' ' ;..' ; ` . ||__| |__|| \\\\;;\\;;\;|||||||||||/ | | ( `` ; ``' `.''' ) | ________| \\\;||\;\;\;|||||;;;;||/ | | ;``-`_'_____`__-'-''' | / \____ \\||;;;;\;;;;\;;;;|||/ | | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |( FUCK! look / \\ _-_ `\;\;;;;;;;| / | | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ||at that fool| ; / \ `;;;;;;;;;/ | | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |(jumping with| ; ___ \ ..|;;;;;;; | | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ||a parachute | ; / \ . __;;;;;; | | ; ; ; ;0 ; ; ; |(with holes ) '/mm \ . ' `;;;; | | ; ; ; ;| ; ; ; | \__________/ / ( $; ) .` `. ;;;; | | ` ` ; ; ; ' | ' `-___' .( ;;;;| | | ; ; ;/|||\ ; ; | | / . `` ;;;;; | | ; ; /|o o|\ ; ; | | ' / '' ;;| | | ; ;//| - |\\' ; | | ( ( ) `---. ;| | | ;///|,-.|\\\ ; |__ ____ | `----' ;; | | ; ; ``-'' ; ; __________ | | | | | | _ ;| | | ; ;_`-'_ ; ; \ \ | | | | | | / \ ;; | | ; /-`-'-\; ; ( AAAAAAAA ) |__| | | | | / / \ ;| | | / \; \________/ | | | | |__/ /\ \ | | | / . \ | | | | |__/ / / ) | | | / /. \_ \ |\__________ | | | | / / / \ | | | |////| \ \ | \ |`---------' _--- / / / ) | | | | /' )___(\\\\ )| You fucking||`..........' /_/ / / | | | `-\\ ||||| \ | | liars. You || | / / | | | ' `---' //-' | said the || `--' / | | | / \` | airport,not|| ( / | | | / _ \ | a parachute|| _-- / . / | | | / / \ \ | with holes.||`...........' /`-' /| | | | __/`- / \ `-\__ \ || ( / ( ; | | | :;;: `/ \' |;;| \_________/ | `-_______/-/ `' /\--_| | |;;| / \ |;;; | _-- /|-____/ / | | |;;|/ \|;;| | / `--_____/ | | `--' `--' | / | |________________________________9_|_____________________________________10__| | More because he hasn't had a good deed in |after unhooking Shogoons | | six months and because he will finally be |parachute, Super Aski helped | | thrown out from the Independant SuperHero |him to get up... | | Club in a month than because of his humanity,| | | Super Aski, not having the slightest idea of | | | what's going to happen to him, ran to be the | ________ | | first one who will help 'youknowwho' who was |/ \ | | falling from the sky... |) C'mon \ \||||||/ ________| |___________/ ___________ |( get up! \ )/\ `;; | | | | / \ | \________/\ o,o ;; /what | | _ _ _|/| / Yo, man! Are) | / ;;< king of| ||_| |_| |_ / ( you ok? / | ------_ (__ ;|a stupid| | | \____________\ | / woof. `--_|_ ;|helmet | | _ _ _|/| \\||// |/ you are so/|-' / ;|is that?| ||_| |_| |_ / /o;| | fucking / (__/ .; \_______| | | (_ ;| |\ heavy! / .--) `-` | | ____ | / |- | | \_______/ + `--' \ | | | | | / `| | |- -" \ | | | | |/ .---. |--- =_ _"` | \ | |`---------' BUMP! _ |(")| |---- ( " _- \ ) | | _ _ / ) / )|\ |---/`( )__-" ` / / | | / |___.-.` `. `/`--' / | \ |--/ `'-`--__| _/ / | | / \ . `` ; \___-" |\ \_ | _- ` | `. /| | || \ \l ` ```;;;___/`\ |---| \( ) |( |) _ `` )|| | |`-'\ l `' ; ; ;__ `; ------- / ) '`'' | ___ / ) / `'`__ | | ; `.' ` ; ;;; `' / / \ | \ / / / / """---"| | ; `.' ` `` ; _______ ( / \ \ | \ / / / | | ( ; `/\./ /______/ \ \ \ \_ | `. / `---\/ \ | | ``-----;/\ \ \ \ \/ ))) | \_' \ \ | | \ -. (___)(__/// | \ \ | | ( ) | \ --'""___ | |_______________`'___________________________ | \ "" | | | `_ | |___________________________________________11_|__________________________12_| |after fifteen minutes of slaping in the face, Shogoon finally came to his | |secnes. Super Aski was hillarious from joy that we will not have to give a | |blowjob to the president to remain in the Club. __________________________| | | | | __ |Shogun than realised | | ____________________ / \ |where he is... | | / \ `-'\\ | ________ | | \\||||||/ / And when they ask you\ // | __ _/ \_ | | \||||||/ ( who helped you, what ) _||__ | / \ / YOU ARE \ | | ;;; \ will you say? _/ /\\\\\\ | ( /\\ \ SUPER ASKI! ) | | ;; (\\ \ _________________/ \ \\\\\ | `-' \\ \ __________/ | | ; ` `' \ /_/ /(' \\\\ | // |/ ___________ | | ;( ) __) ___________ (__ \\\\\\ | _//_ / \| | ;(- _| _/ \_ |_ \\\\\\ | ///\\\_ ( I just have | | : /| / Super Aski, \__ \ \\\\\ | //----_\\ \ to kill you| | | ( \_\ / Super Aski, _/ _/ \\\\\ | //_ _ \\\ \ than I | | | \ | | I remembered, | | \\\\\ | /( ( ) \\\ \ can go | | /| |` | | just don't hit | | _.\\\\ | //`| ` \\\\ \ home...| |/ `-__'`-' _ /\ me any more.. _/ `' \ | ` / \\\\\ \ | | \ ( // \_____________/ / \ | ( / \\\\\ \ _____| | \ \`// ) | \ | `--' \\\\\ | | | | | \ /\ // ; ` | `----'\ \\\\\ | | | | | | / \_/ ; ` | | |---'| \\\\\ /_/ | |/| |\ / ; /` / | /____| \\\\ | | | | \ / ; // / | (_____' \\\ | | `-/ ; / / | ) |\\\ | |______________________________________ `\\`--'_13_| ( / | | / /// | `-------'| | | !? _ | | | | | _____ (_\\ |______________________14_| | \\||||||||/ _/ \_ // | And now a message from | | \\||||||/ / well \_ \\ | our sponsor... | | __ ;;;' `// | if you are \ /\\\\\\ | | | / \ ;;; _ | | Super Aski, \ ;_ \\\\\\ | The Mental Institution | | ( A? );;\ (o)\ | we'll be done\ /`o)\\\\\\\ | of CHC KRP is giving | | \___\;;) \ \ in a notime/\\ (__ \\\\\\\ | away luxurious apartmant| | ;; `-_) \__________/ ` |__ \\\\\/ | spaces in it's yard. | | |; __ __)\\\\\ | Send a short biography | | | |_| ( _\\\\/ | with a proof of illness | | _| . \ \\ `-| \ | to 'Mental institution, | | / \ ) ______________\\_--- / __ ) | CHC King Richard Pussy' | | / `___`-_-' \______________|||| | / \ | | p.o.box. 69, | | //`-- \/ / | | 6969 Bocwana." | |______________________________________________15__|______________________16_| |but, our hero used some of his brains still in the| and so Crazy Shogoon | |thing he calls head... |looked and looked for | | ____________ __ |Super Aski and died of | | / \ _/ \_ (_\\ |old age on the end. As | | :|__|: | but I'm not \ // |you could see, Super Aski| | :; `: | Super Aski, I'm\ \\__ |saved himself, but he | | ___` o \'__ | a cow. Super Aski) /\\\\\\ |lost a witness that he | | (__ \_ ) | wen't that way! / ;_ \\\\\\ |saved anybody so he had | | ; \_ \ ____/ /`o)\\\\\\\ |to renew his membership | | ; \ ) \ _______/ (__ \\\\\\\ |the hard way... | | \ \ ; /_/ |_ \\\\\/ | | | |_ | ; \ \\\\\ |The swamp monster which | | // \_' `---; (\/_\\\\/ |apeared in the title ate | | / \___| \\ `-| \ |three tosters and ran | | | | ______________\\_--- / __ ) |away, and our hero didn't| | / |\ \______________|||| | / \ | |stop him because he... | | / / | \ _____ //`-- \/ ) | |destroyed the telegram | |/ / | \ __/ \__ \ / | |which should have infor- | |\ \ | \ / A? aha, \/| \ / | |med him about that. | | \ \/\___ \ \ / thankyou. I'm \ `--' | | I hope we'll see you | | \__/ __) \ / ( going after him then | in the next episode. | |____\ \_____________________________________17_|______________________18_| `-_\/ `--------------------------------THE END!------------------------------------' \\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/ \\ \/\/\/\/\//\//\//\//\ // EPISODE 2: Super Aski against the ugly ninja fish! /\/\/\/\/\\/\\/\\/\\/ \\ \/\/\/\/\//\//\//\//\ //\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\ ____________________________________________________________________________ | | | Because of all the positive reactions consearning a known character from | | our mini-series, and also because of the temporary lack of KASSANDRA episo-| | des on the Botswana national TV (they bought only 89 and 1/2), the fierce | | hero Super Aski was found on the National Botcwana Channel Numero Due | | talking about his interesting job to all the unhappy children in the world.| | | | | | | | \\||||/ __________________________ | | | ||| _/ \ | | /o | \ ...and so I told him that| | | ||// (_ | | but he just looked at| | | _/\ // |_ | | me strangely and I | | | __ _/ __| _/ |__ | had to explane it to \_ | | || / | (\//) ) / /|| | him all over again. It's\ | | || / | \/\ /) \/ \|| \_ strange how people never | | | ||/ \/\/ / _/\ _) || | understand my jokes... | | | || \/ /--_(/\_/ )|| \ _| | | || | / \ _/ || \________________________/ | | || |\_/_______\_/ || ________________________________ | | || |(__________)\___|| |\/ \ | | || / \ / \___|| \ did I mention that this is my | | | || | |`' || | first time in five years on TV. | | | ||\______/ | | \_|/__/|| | They told me I was boring the | | | |_______| | | ______ | | last time. Imagine - I'm boring. \__________ | | || || | | || || | And from than on, they won't let me appear \| | || || | | || || | on TV. I really don't know why... || | || || | | || || \____________________________________________/| | || || | | || || | | | |_________________________________________________________________________1__| | | ___________ | | Tv show host, really just a low |/ \ | | budget version of Larry King, tryed| AAAAAA... / | | to make this show at least a bit | ___/ | | interesting before the end and save| whell.| | | a chance to have a job tomorrow... | | \\\\\||||||||||||||/ | | | mmm.. \ \\\\|||||||||||//// | | |\_________\ \\\\|||||||||///\ | | __________________ | ______ \\||||||||||//// | | ||||||| / | | _/ \ | __ |||||/ | | ||||||||| | Allright man, stop| |/ I can't \ | /__\ |||| | | |||:::''| | talking for god's \_ | think of | / (o ) _||| | | |||: _ / | sake... Tell us | | anything / / `--' / ||| | | ||| /_\| \ something about | |right now| / :|||| | | |||; (_o| | some of your hero| |\______ _/( `-||| | | |:." \ | acts, I'm sure | | ||_ `--' ||| | | |:_' \ | you have done a | | \__\ |___ ||| | | |: ) | lot of interesti-| | \ || _______ | | |: __/ | ng things... | | __ | || __/ \_| | | _ | _| ___/ | | \| | \ could you | | | | \_/ \_______________/ | | / | / give me | | | |___ | / / | \ some help | | | |`. .`````````````````. | / / | |with this | | / ` | . like hell he did | \ \ /| | |question | | / \_____/ `.................' | \ ' /_|\_/ |__ \_________| | \ \ | \_/ \_____/ | |________________________________2___|____________________________________3__| | | | | | after the interview|\_|__|| Flight 115 from Botc-| _______________ | |was succesfully over|\|__|_| wana succesfully lan-| _/ \___ | | |\_|__|| ded on the Airport of| / Did I say something \| | !? _ |\|__|_| the sanitary company | ( wrong again? | | ( ) |\_|__|| "King Richard youknow| \__________________ __/| | \\\ \\ |\|__|_| what a few moments | // | | \` \ || |\_|__|| later. |/////////////////// ' ///| | /\o )_| |\|__|_| _ ` |`------------------------| | |_/\'__ \ ||_|__|| ; `._/ /\_ ' |\ !? | | \____ \ BUMP!|||__|_| : / / / ` _ || | | \ ) ||_|__|| ; /.'/ /_ .' / \ || \||||||||||/ ______| | / /\__ _||__|_| / / // \__/ / \ |/ /\ \||||||||/ / | | \ \ | / |_|__|| / _/ / | ___/ \/ | /____ \| |// And | | \/\-|| /\/ -||__|_| /_/ \_// \ \ |/ --__ ((o)(o))/ what's | | / / _| \ \/||_|__|| // _/ //\ \___ | | / || that | | \/ \/ |||__|_| | _/\___/ \__ | | | `--' || fucking| |... our _||_|__|| |_/ \ \ | | | | | | -- | \ smell | |brave _|\\||__|_| | |`')|| | `_| | | /--\ | \______| |super hero _|\_|_|_|__|| __| \/ || /______ |__////_)________(_\\\\___| |prooved that _|\_| ||__|_| | \ //| /\ |--\\\\------------////---| |he can fly |\_| |_|__|| | || | /\ | `''' ```` | |just like his|_______||__|_| |_||| _|/\ |__ __ __ __ __ __ _| |collegue Superman. | \_____/\ ||| || || || || || || |________________________4__|___________________5__|______________________6__| | | | and in a trashcan near | |Just when our hero managed |... a telephone rang!| by... | |to break free and get out of| | | |the dangerous container, | | AAA!? TELEPHONE!!! | |taking with him a lot of | |I knew that they'll call | |odourous particles... | |back. Every- ______ | | | |body told me (//////) | | \||||/ | |not to hope, )////( | | | .| | Ring! |but It __-/////-__ | | _ ` | ) | _ ` |worked. (///////////) | | ; `._/ /\_ '`.| `| ' | ; `._/ /\_ ' |I AM RICH! (///////////) | | : / / / ` . | _)` | : / / / ` |I don't // \ / \\/ | | ; /.'/ /__.' `|--\ .'_ | ; /.'/ /__.' |have to | ,-. ,-. | | | / / / . /| \ ( \| / / / . |live in |( o \ ( o )| | | / _/ /` /| | | \ \_/ ||RING! _/ /` /| |a trashcan | `-'/ `-' | | | /_/ \_/ .'/ | | | \_ / | /_/ \_/ .'/ | |any more. | ( _ | | | // _/ / | \\\_|--' | // _/ / | |I'm RICH! |..\.`_'./..| | | | _/\___/ | |`-| | | _/\___/ RING! |I'll buy |..|\.../|..| | | |_/ \ \ | || \| | | |_/ \ \ | || |a hotel.../|..|\___/|..| | | | |`')|| ||| || | | | |`')|| ||| |No, I'll /..| |..|\| | __| \/ |||| /___||`) | __| \/ |||| /____ |buy two /\..\___/../\ | | | \ //|| /\ / | | | | \ //|| /\ |hotels... /\......./\ | | | || | /\ \ | |_ | RING! || | /\ | /|......|\ | | |_||| _|/\ \(___) | |_||| _|/\ |Where did /|.. ..|\ | | \_____/\ | \_____/\ |I leave that /`--'`--'\ | | | |damned phone? |||||||| | | | | | |__________________________8_|__________________9__|_____________________10__| | | \ | | but, it seems that our hero | ... it was in that | | | still hasn't learned what a | trach can there... | | | telephone is and what it's | __________/ | | for... Anyway, the apetite |__ ______/ _________ | | worked again... | \/ _ / \__ | | | _/ \_ |Yo, man,have\ !? | | \|||||/ | (_ __) |you seen a | | | | ||/ | (_____) |telephone _/ \||||/ | | |o || | | o\ |anywhere ? | /o | UMMM... | | RING! ( _ (| MMM... | ( . _) /___________/ (_ | | | | | | /`..| |.s| | |/\/\_ /s) | | / \_\_) MMM (_/s_ | | / /s(_ || THIS IS ONE | / / \ /\ / s\ | | / (s/ / \ FUCKING |- | | |\_(\ | ------------- /`--'s \ ------| | / s \| __| GREAT | | | | \_/ GULP!/ s\/\ | | RING! s \ |( ) SANDWICH! | | \_|\__/ |\/ s\.\ | |/ s __\|/ /| | \//' \ ___________ ||| |s\ \ | |\____s_( ___/ | | |\__) \ \___ |||____| s(_)__ | | \ |_) | | | / | | I still hear | `_)____||\ | | | \__ | \___/ | / \ \ | it ringing!, | || || \ | |RING! | |___| |/ /\ ) |______________| || || \ | | \ o| | | | | / / / | | |||\ \ | | \_/ | | | | ||| \ | |__________________________11__|_________________________________________12__| | | | |And so our brave hero, by pure|Not without casualties, not without tears,but| |accident, rescued a homeless |succesfull, Super Aski managed to crawl to | |from the great trouble that |his apartmant in the center of the small town| |could overcome him if he got |in notrh Botcwana. Just when he thought that | |there in time to answer that |he will rest a bit, the town was struck by a | |call. Now he won't have to |terrible disaster... from an unnamed river,or| |decide if he wants one or two |beter to say a stream, the old mutant ninja | |hotels... But, the interesting|fish came to surface and headed downtown to | |thing is that that bump was |collect his pension. City authorities once | |not really greatfull for this |again called for the help of their superhero.| |good deed and decided to put | | |this out on Super Aski who | | |will have to get a new ID card| | | | ..''''.. ... Super Aski's sign | | | : : could once again been | |\||||__||||||_ |||/ | : : seen above the sky of | |\|||| |||||| \||/ | : .::::: : his hometown. Will he| |\\||| \||||| |/// | : :: :: : see it too and will | |\\ ____ ____ // _____ | ; :: .`.:: : the city regret this| | / __ \ / __ \| / \___ | : :: . ..; : once again, when we | || / \ /--\ | | WHAT | | : :: ''' : return. And now, a | || (----) ( O )| | THE FUCK \_| : ``.....; :` few messages from | || \__/ \__/ | | IS WRONG || : `.....' : ._ ___ our sponsor. | || `....' | | | WITH HIM? || : : .._) / | || \ | /__________/ |_________ : :..' /| | | \ ( ) / __________________ | .. ...'_______/ | | | | `-' \ _/ and what is your \ | '''' | | | | | /\_____/\ | \ fucking problem || ______| | | | | | /\/|_| \/ \ | | also, fucking || / | _ _ | | | | | \ __ / | | playwriters. Am I || /_______||_| |_|| | _______ | | | \_||____/ | / the hero in this || | | | | / / | | \ / / story or not? What's| | | | |/_______/| | | \_________/ / the point in screwing| | | : || | | | _/ \_|up the hero like this?!| | |________________\__________________13__|_________________________________14_| | | | The sponssor of this episode is the nursery in the clynical hospital center| | "King Richard Pussy" north Botcwana.If you don't want your baby to be born | | like all the other babyes, leave the birth to us. In the last year we had | | 516 casec of siameese twins, 805.6 children without arms, 31.12 children | | without nose or eyes and 60 babyes with none or more than one sex organs. | | The speciality of the house is giving birth by butchering, at a cost of | | only 13 dollars a baby. | |________________________________________________________________________15__| | | | Because, to our _------_ After a few hours drive, Super Aski noticed | |regret, Super / \ the mutant fish heading for the Bocwa Bank. | |Aski saw the | | | |sign on the sky| | | |he rushed, as | ____ | | | |happy as he can|_ _/ \| | | | |be because / | __ __ | | |||||| | |someone fina-| |( o)| o) __________________________ |||||| | |llu caled him| | \/ \/ | \ / \||/ \ | |jumped in his\_ | (__) |Yo chick,why are you alone | | | | |car and rushed \___/ __ \ /___________________________/ | | O | | |to save the | /_/\_/ | | _ o| | |banking system | | |_| ___________| | | | /\\_/ | |of Nth.Botcwana | | | / \ | | | \ \_/ | | | | | / not that... | | | \ | | | | | \_ / \_ | \ \/| | |The hat on his || | | / Yo mutant fish. \_______ | __| | |head isn;t there|| \___/| /__ ... would you | ||-|-| | |because of the || / | fuckin stop for a minute| _/|-|_ \ | |great speed of | \__ `'\ | I can't push this ____| _/-|- \ | |AskiMobile, but | |\__/ | shit any more! | /||- _/ \| | |so that the | \ \____________________/ / ||-| | ___| |people wouldn't_| \_/ | | | ||-| /| / //| |notice his __//| |\\__ | | | ||- \ \| \_ /| |thorn out / \`---'/ \ | | | ||- \ \__/ \ | |hair... _/ \---/ \_ | | \ ||-|- \ || | / \ | | \||-|-|-\ || | / ______ \ ___ | | ||-|-|-|\_____/ | | | /\_/______\_/\ | | | | | ||-|-|-|-| | | \ // /__\ /__\ \\ | | | | /| ||-|-|-|-| | | \ / \ \\ // / | / | | | / | ||-|-|-|-| | | \ / ) \\// ( | | | | | / | \|-|-|- / | | \\ ) /||\ ( |/ | | | / | /|-|-|-| | | \\____///||\\ \___/ | | | / | ||-|-|-| | | /\_//_||_\\_/\\ | | | / | /\/\/ \/\ | | ///|\__||__/ |\\\ | | | / | / | \ | | ____ | || |____ ___|___|_____|/ |____ | / \ | | / \ || / \ | | \ \ | | / ____ \__||__/ ____ \ | // |\ \ \ | | \ \ |/ \| / / || |\ \_ \ \ | | /\ \ / __ \ / /\ || | /\ \ / ) | | | \ \/ / \ \/ / | ___ ___ || | / // / | | | \/ /_||_\ \/ | / \ / \ || | / // / | | |_| \ \_||_/ / |_| __ / _ \ / \/ |/ _/ / | | |_| |\ /| |_| / \/ / | \__/ \ | / / / | | | |: | \________/ | :| | \ | \ / \_/ | \ \ __-_ | | |`--'| |`--'| \ / \ __/ / \ / \ _ ) | | \__/ \__/ \__/ \____/ \____/ \_____/ | |_______________________________________________________________________16___| | Clearly annoyed by past events, our hero | but, the fish didn't give up | | went for the agressive approach. ________| ____________ so easily. | | | | | / \ | | _______ | | || FUCK YOU! | | | __/ \ | | || you asshole | | | / \ __________________ |/ some hero, | |||||| | | / | / \ | picking on \ |||||| | | | | ( Where the fuck do | | old fellows in| / \||/ \ | | | _______ | _/ you think you are | | the streets.. || | ___ | | | / \/ /_ going? I'll kick | |____________ _/| O | | | | _/_ __) ____ _\ | the living shit | | _ || |o _ | | | | | | | _| |-| | out of you now... | | (|) ` \_//\ | | | | | | \ (o| |o| | Just 'till I lay | | (/) \_/ / | | | | | | \_\__| \/ | my hand on you ___/ | ( ) | | | | | | | \__ (__) \_______________/ | ( ) |\/ / | | | | | __ | | | / \\ `__ | | | | | | / /\__/| ___ | // | | / /)/ | | | | | |_ | \ \/||/ | | | // | | \ // / _ \_ | | | \___| | | | | | // | _|_ \ \ / / \ \\ | | | / | \_ | | | // | | | | \ \ |/ ) |_)| | | / \ \____/ | | |// | | | | | \ \___/\ | |( | | | _/\ | | ________|/ |_____| | ________ \ |` / | )|__ | | _/\ \ | |/ \ \ \__/ / /| | | _/ \\ \__ | | Eh, when \ \____/ /: | | |/ \\ \____/_ | I was /\ / / `_'| | | \\____/ \ | young.... / / \ | | | | ``````````````` |__________/ | |_______________________________________17___|___________________________18__| | | | | It seems that Super Asky made mutant fish angry. | But that, of course, did| | | not scare our hero..... | | | | | \\\\\\|||||////// | _______________ | | \\\\\|||||///// __________________ | / \ | | \\\\|||||//// / | | | Aaa.. I'm sorry\| | /\\\|||||///\ | | | | is this 322891? | | / \ | If you don't move | | | It seems I have | | / __ __ \ | from there right | | \____dialed a wrong| | / | \ / | \ \ now and dissape-| | _____\___number...| | | _| \ / |_ | | ar from my life | | _/ \_ \___ __| | | | /`\ /'\ | | | I'll kick those | | / | _| | | | | / \_/ \_/ \ | | teeth still in | | | | /___| | | | \ ___| |___ / | | your mouth out. | | | | | | | \/ __ o o __ \/ | | ________________/ | | ___| ____ | | | /\ \___/ /\ _/ | | | |_ _/ __| / \ | | \_ |\/\_ _/\/| | | | | / | (o| | I'll || | | | \_|\_/|_/ | | | | | | | "\ |be off|| | | |_ \_|_/ _| | _/ _| | | | \ | now. || | | \_ _/ | \/ _______________ | | | `_) \ __/ | | \__ | | __/ _/ \_ | | | __| _|| | | | |_____| | _/ I've been waiting\ | | | |`' \_| | | __/| |_| |_| |\__ \_ for five months to| | \ | \/| | | ___/_| | \_/ | |_\__ | collect this pens-| | \____/ | | | |_| \_ _/ |_| | ion and no one is | | | \ | | |_| \___/ |_| \going to stop me / | | \ \ | | |_/\_ _/\_| |now. ______| | _/\___`-\___/ | | \_/|\_______/|\_/ \___________| | / \___\__/ \_ | | \/|||||||||\/ | / \___/ \ | |______________________________________________19__|______________________20_| | | |And so Super Aski courageously fled from the mortal combat and left staight | |to the dentist center of Clinical Hospital center "King Richard youknowwhat"| |where they implanted some artificial teeth and moved the hair from his but | |to his head so he can look normal again in the next episode. The old mutant | |ninja fish peacefully collected his pension from the Bocwa Bank and returned| |to his unnamed stream. Bocwa bank was on the edge of bankroupcy for on that| |same day the only account with cash in it was emptyed, but more of that some| |other time. We leave you again to read this episode once more.... | |_________________________________________________________________________21_| |_____________________________________________________________KRAJ___________| \\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/ \\ //\//\//\//\//\//\ // ISSUE #4: Super Aski vs. Something Else! \\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/ \\ //\//\//\//\//\//\ //\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\ ______________________________________________________________________________ | | | | | \|/ | | -|- | | | Another hot day in Central Africa....| | --|-- Well this day, except having the | | _ | highest temperature in 58.2 years has| | O _ ---|--- _ _ _ another thing about it - its the last| | /|) /_ | _\ /\| day of the year. In the city, that we| | |\ // ----|---- \\ ()-() all already know of, people are | | \ // | \\ preparing for the new year fiest. | | o // ---|--- \\ Due to the low budget of this comic | | `/\ // | \\ people are bying cheap plastique | | \/`\\__ _O_ ____________// `'' replicas of xmas trees instead of | | || \__'( )\____________/ ``.| real ones in the newly built market | | `-' `' -' place put up by "Serbian Wood INC.." | | | \ | / | | /_ | | | //\ |\ | | `\' ___(_)? |\\ | | `\' \____/ | ) | | `\' \____/ \ //\\ | | _\___/ \ '\` //_//_ | | / \ '\` |_\__\ | | '\` | | | |__________________________________________________________________________1_| | ______________________| | |In the super hitech | ___ | | /___________ Super Aski got| |apartment of our hero| _____/ \______ | | | _________| up and headed | |everything is like | \ / \ | | | | // || for to the | |normal. Our hero is ||_/ / ' \ | | | // || kitchen to get| |at sleep at the || s s | / \ || | | // ..|| || some ice for | |moment, but he will || s s | s || | | // |||.' || the bump on | |soon wake up with a || s s __ \\ s/ | | | // ||| _) || his head from | |horrible headache ||_____/ \__\_/s_| | | || || (. __|| the freezer. | |caused by another |`--------------s | | _|| || |_|||| | |drop-off object from |_____________ s__| |( | | |'\ ) | | |his malfunctioning | /\s |( \___/ \| \|| | |air condition unit. | \ \/\ |\_ \ | | | | | \o_/ | `--- | | | |The heat in Super- | | | | || | |\_/ | |Askis apartment is | \_\ | ||/ | | | |unbarable. When he | ___ | `---' | |wakes up he will | ___/\ \ |_____________________________3_| |notice that his bed | / |\ \\ | | |is soaked in sweat | / \\|\_/ |The only thing he could find in| |and other bodily |______ / __/\ |// |the freezer was an alarm clock.| |fluids. /` ( o // | | | / ` /`' /\\ | | | ___________________ / /-_ /`' | __________________________ | | __/ _______/ | _/`_/ /mm | || || | | / EEW!@ \_ | (_ /mmam | || || | |/ WHAT is this? \ |___(_ /mmassm | || ___ ___ || | | Fucking aircond. |______/ ___/\__//mmmssmm| || _/ \ / \_ || | | doesnt work. ||| _/ /mmmmss mm| || | /+\ | || | | Hope the freezer ||| \ mmmmmmmm| || \ ___\_/___ / || | | still works... ||| ` \ mmmmmmm| || | | || | | And whats that ||| ``-- / |mmmm mm | || / 11 12 1 \ | | awful smell ? /||__________| |_mm_m_mm| || | 10 __2 | GODDAMN!! | |_________________/|||----------| /--------| || | .-' | only half| |_______________________________| |______2_| || | 9 | 3 | past two | | | || | | | __ | |Super Askis trained super hero ear noticed | || \ 8 | 4 / || | |strange sounds from the bedroom... | || //|_7_6_5_|\\ || | |Actually, because of all dried leftovers and| ||___//___________\\____|| | |breadcrumbs, any kind of movement could be | -------------------------- | |heard, even by a deaf guy. _______________|____________________________4__| | | | | |In order to understand the geopolitical message| | Ther's something in there! |in the previous pucture, we bring you the front| | But this is my SECRET place|page of tomorrows edition of a local erotic | | noone knows that I live |magazine. | | here... except my landlord,| _____________________________________________| | the paperboy, the police | /.............................................| | ,.......... those two ||.______ __ ___ ___ ___ .| | \||||||||/ hookers aroun||. || __ || | || // \ || | || || |.| | ||||'' // the corner ||.. || || ||\/| ||_ \\__ ||\| ||_ || |.| | |||' /\| and my dealer||.. || || ||\/| || \ ||\| || \\/\/.| | ||' _/\| but still, ||.. || || || | ||__ \\__/ || | ||__ |/\ .| | |/\ \_o| this place is||.. ____ __ __ __ .| | |(| ` secret, who ||...... || | / \ / || | / \ || | .....| | |\/ `__) could it be? ||...... ||_|_ || | || || | ||__| ||\| .....| | || _| ||...... || | || | || \\/\/ || | ||\| .....| | || |-' ||...... ||__| \__/ \__ |/\ || | || | .....| | | |_ ||..............................................| | | \_ | ||..............................................| | _| | \ ||..SCANDAL:....................................| | / \___\___/ ||..Super Aski has a right profile..............| | ||..............................................| |__________________________5_||All.presumptions.that.Bocwanas.Super.Hero.does| | ||not.have.a.second.profile.have.today.been.....| | And now some messages from ||prooved.wrong..Reffering.to.the.words.of.the..| | our sponsor... This issue ||foreign.minister,.it..will.surely.effect.our..| | has no sponsor, therefore ||economy.and.increase.the.supplyment.of..our...| | no messages! ||stores.with.goods.of.large.consumtion!........| |_______________________5.5__||____________________________________________6_| | | | | Super Aski |For our reades that had a | |____________________________ bravely sneaked |rough childhood, here goes a | | || | || to the door |explanation... | | || | ______|| and peeked in to| | | || | | || || see what is goin| The chubby old man with the | | || | | || || on in his room. |big red sack ain' no stand-in | | || | _o_ | || || |actor who happened to be there| | || | (||| | || || He saw a chubby |during the shooting. He comes | | || | )o | |__||_|| old man, wearing|frequently every year when he | | || | (_,,\ || an red overall |gets enough cash for gas. | | ||____|__ s s|\_ || and a big sack. |No, its not Lesley Nielsen | | || /sss-_! ) || |between to movie shootings, | | || _ss__ !! || |its a retired samatarian | | || / \_ !!! || |well known to the public, | | ||____/\_ / !!!! || |but his name will remain | | || / `-' !!!! ______|| |unknown til' the end... | | ||____/ | //!!! /\ | | | || || \ \\ ` .\\ (_ \ | | | ||/|| _\ \\ .\\\\\ |( \ |Super Aski did not quite see | | || || ___(_____| \\\\\\\ | \ \ |what this old man was really | | || __/ \______ \\\\\\\|| \ \ |doing, and he saw his chance | | ||/ THIEF! \__\\\\\\\ | \ |to stop a real criminal. | | || He must have been\\\\``\ _| / |Because he realized the danger| | || around the whole \\\ \/ | |of old people in the previous | | || neighbourhood!, / \__/\ \ |issue, he simply used whatever| | ||_look at the size of that sack!_____/_____|necessary to stop a thief, in | | |this case an AK-47. | |__________________________________________7__|___________________________8__| |He thought of his recent birthday gift, a | | |'in case of emergency brake glass' frame. | | | _____________________________________ | | | \___________________________________\\ | | | \|| || | | | \|| AK-47 KALASHNIKOV! || | | | \|| || | this space was supposed | | \|| ___```````________----________ || | | | \|| |________________ ____ | || | to be for our EPP sponsor | | \|| |______- ---(_'_\ / | || | | | \|| \ `-' | || | who stopped sponsoring us | | \|| \____| || | | | \|| || | because of the hideously low| | \|| IN CASE OF EMERGENCY || | | | \|| | sales of issue #3 | | \|| BREAK GLASS \|||||||/ | | | \|| |||||||| | So it will remain empty.... | | \||_________________________ |||||||| | | | ________________________ |||||||| | | | / AAAAAA.... the ___/ |||||||| | | | | right thing at / |||||||| | | | | at the right time| |||||||| | | | |__________________/ `||||||' | | | ____| |____ | | | / \____/ \ | | | / \ | | |__________________________________________9__|___________________________10_| |Super Aski cut his hand while ______/ | | |breaking the frame glass, but he / FREEZE grandpa'!", | | |sucessfully removed the gun and |or i'll blow yer fucking brain | | |sneaked in to ambush the old man|allover this bedroom! | | | | _________________________| | | `-\ / _______________| | ____ \ | / | | _/ \ \| \||||||||/ /I know who you | | / \ \\|||||||| / are and what you| | /| | _______________ \|' `|||do, its xmas and | | //|______ / / \ |_/\ _|||everyone is at | | o-'|/ _ | / Hoo, wait a sec | |(o/ ( ||dinners and | | |\ (_o / | chill dood, | / |_||visiting their | | |/ \ | but I am... _| (__' |\|relatives, so you | | |)s `-_) | / | ` ||| can come in here | | |:ssssss \ _____________/ |__ ;|||and steal stuff! | | |::ss(_|s /_| /\/ ||| | | |:::sssss | ` _||\___ | | _/\___sssss ___ ______________ \___/ |____\______________| | / sss \ |||_ /Thats why I / __/\\____// \ __________| | / ssss \ |||| /never go to / // \____/ \ / | | | ss \ | |||| |parties!!! / / \ \/ Now ya | | | s | \__/'``| _|Well, noone| / / \ \gonna see | | | | | /\ ) | |has ever |/_____| __ |____\ hoo' ya | | | | | \ \ | |invited me, |_ / / \ \ / messin | | | | |\____|-|/ |but thats | | /| | /\_| |\ |\with nigga| | |\ | \ \ irrelevant | | | | \ `' || |/Err,fuckin| | | | | \___________/ ( \ \ \__/ |/ |\ shit the | | | | | PFF! \_ \ | / _/ / gun don' | | \ |\________| __________\...____----/ /_____ work!!! | | |\__\_________/ |___________\\\__ `/ ) |\________| | /\__/ | |______-\___/---(_' / | | | | _!!! | | `''' `-' | | | !!\__!! ! | | | | \____| | |!! !! !!! | | | |________________________________________________________________________11__| |despite the size , | |the machine gun was \||||||/ Much more careful than in the last | |just special fx too | ``|| issue, our super hero has now | |advanced for Super ~ ~ || gotten into a fight with an old man.| |Askis brain. o)o /|| Five months of watching Jackie Chan| | / )| movies has payed off, and our stupid| | !? (__ ` | super hero is for the first time in | | |_ | cracking some skull | | | \ | ___________________________________| | __o /_/ | | Anyway, the old mans stomach was | | _/ \ | / |way to big to keep him like that | | //_ /_______\_/ | |and the old man eventually got up. | | ( s\__\ |----\____| | _ _____ ____ __ | | (`-) o/ | \\ | | |`\ ____/ | || | | (`-) \__|_ \\ | | | | |_____|| | | s`-),s ) / | | | | | _/ \| | | s|sss/`- / |\ | | | | \|||||/ / where \ | | _/sss(_ / / \ | | | | | /`| |ya goin?! \ | | / \ ssss _ / \_/ \ | | | | | o| | ________/ | | / \/ss' / \/ / \ ) | | | | |' _)/_/| || | | / _/ \ss / \ / \ '/ | | | | | /\| | || | | / / | | \__ / | | | | | | /\`-\\ | || | | / | | | \_/ | | | | | | / `_/ \ | || | | / | \/ | | | | |_ | | | | |/ \ | | || | | || \ \ | |\ | (\\= ) | | | | |\ | /|/| || | | | \ \ | | \___/ \\_/ | | \\ | |_\ \_ \ \| || | | ( \ \? | || | ||| | |\\|____/--\ | `'| || | | \ \ /\ | || \/| | ||\|----'|| \/ | || | |___________________________________12___|_ | || | || || || | || | | | | || | || || || | || | |When he kicked the shit out of the "thief"| | || | || || || | || | |the "thief" couldnt speak anymore, so then| | || | || || || | || | |it was automatically ... _o_ | | || | || || || | || | |cross examination time... ////. / \ -> | || | || || || | || | |Super Aski carried his //` .// ____\ | | || | || || _||_// || | |trophy out to the balcony///; .`'||||| | | \ | || ||_/----' || | | ______________________ /'.`' o'/|```|| | | \|_||_/---' || _ | |/ __/ | | \o || | | `----' ||/ \ | |I want you to give| _/ . | / | | | __ || A| | |me all the stuff | /\_ /\/`'`_'ss | | | / | || A| | |ya stole from me, / / \ \ s- ss | | / _/ _ || A| | |is that clear / / \/ _ss\/ss | | \/ \ /_) || A| | |punk?!?! / / \ /`'\ss-' | | \ \ || || A| | |_______________/ / / | '|s'| | | __\ \|` || A| | | / |\\ _\ '/--\ | | / \/ __`s || !| | | /\ \ | \\/ |\` ) | | /\/ - / ss ||\ | | |the terrified /\ \ \/ | / | | | \ \ /` `\s // | |and beaten___/__\ \_____\ ` / / \ | | | \_/ \__ ss\ | |old man ------------|| \ / | \| | | (\__/ s\/| | |couldnt say|| || || \___/ | \ || | | (_| \ /| o \ | |a word, nor|| || || | / /| | | \__/ ``' | | |could he || || || |/ / | | | `__/\ | |explain why|| || || \ /__| | | ____ \__/ | |he was || || || -/\__|__| | | ____/ | o | |there... || || || (___' \ | | ____/ | | | |___________||____||___||_____________13___|_|____|______________|_____||__14| | | | "Well, I would've killed him sooner or later" Super Aski thought, while | | being happy because of his first good job sofar, and now he caught a real | | criminal. (Super Aski passed his 'Super Hero Test' by hiring an anonymous | | hoodlum to horass women with PMS, and then to run away when Super Aski | | shows up), Super Aski headed for the Police Station to report this and | | explain the whole situation. While thinking of how he was gonna get away | | with pushing an unarmed man of an balcony (I'll say it was selfdefense) | | he noticed a crowd gathering around the old mans body, and a lil' girl said| | | | __ ______________________________| | _____/ \_____ ______________________ | | | / ____ ~~ ____ \ / | | this space is | | | _____ _____ | | MOOOOOOMYYYYYYY.... | | | | | / __ \/ __ \ | | | | correctly unfilled with | | || / \ / \ || | someone killed |___| | | || _/\ /\_ || | \ | any useful material. | | || ( o) (o ) || | ___ SANTA!"! "@ | | | | |\__\_/ ( \_/__/| | | \________________/ | | | | __\ / \\ /__ | | | | | | |( `__'' )| | | ________________|________________________16___| | \ \ `_ _' / / |/ | | | | / / /u\____/u\ \ \ | \_ | | | \ \________/ / | | What moron killed | | | \_/\__________/\_/ | Santa Claus?! | | | | | | HMMM.... | | | ___|`--'|___ | Could it have been | \|||||||||||||| | | _\ \ / /_ | ..naah, couldnt be.| \\\||||||||||| | | (|\ \____/ /|) /\ | but then again, \ | ___ `|||| | | / /| |\ \ // \ | maybe it was... | ( '___\ |'_`| | | / / | | \ \ //\ \ |\___________________ | \ \ o\ |( || | | /_/_ |__/\__| \_// \ ) | \| / /___) @|| | | ( \ ))__\/__( /\/) \/ | / `_'| | | \__/ / \ \__/ | ____ (_._) || | | /\/\/\/\/\// | _/ \_____________ | | | | /__________\ | / OMiGOD! \ |___ | | | \_| |__| |_/ || there goes my member-\_ | \ | | | | | | | | || ship, my career, and / _| | | | | | | | | | || this whole year, and_/ | \_/ | | | | -|_| |-| || I still havent got / /. / | | | (____)(___) || layed... _____/ ( ( /| | | | | \___________/ \_\_/_| |__ | |___________________________15_|________________________________________17___| | | | What will happen to Super Aski? Will the Super Hero Club send a taskforce | |to terminate Super Aski? Will there be a reward on his head and in that way | |double foreign investments in Bocwana?? Is Santa Claus just faking his death| |or is he really dead? How many people have died world wide in riots because | |they didn't get their xmas presents? The answers to these questions will be | |in the next issue of THE ADVENTURES OF SUPER ASKI. | | | |_________________________________________________________________________18_| |_____________________________________________________________THE END________| File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/chains.txt Se 'handcuffs' for more ! _ .::::::::::. -(_)====u .::::::::::. .::::''''''::::. .::::''''''::::. .:::' `::::.... ....::::' `:::. .::' `:::::::| |:::::::' `::. .::| |::::::|_ ___ __|::::::| |::. `--' |::::::|_()__()_|::::::| `--' ::: |::-o::| |::o-::| ::: `::. .|::::::| |::::::|. .::' `:::. .::\-----' `-----/::. .:::' `::::......::::' `::::......::::' `::::::::::' `::::::::::' unknown open: closed: key: .. _.. \ .. .. (_))=, _.. <>--m (_))=, \ .. 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""'`.)|||(.'`"" ||| ||| |T| ___|T|___ ,--' _J T L_ `--. ,-'L--"' | `"--J`-. / __,--' `--.__ \ Ralf Stauder \_,--' `--._/ _________ ______________ / \ ,' `. | SHUT UP!! | / You are indeed \ \_____ __/ | brave, Sir knight, | \| | but the fight | \ is mine! / _ __ `-.____ ______,-' ,----_' | _ <'__`) |/ | / /;) | -' )9 \\ | /;/ | --- \>_;` _'_/;/ : | -._ /\_\ ,)_/*%( -._| __ // ( \| ___ ' )%*/\ \_ //)_`// | ||] !`-'! ___ ///_\/___]_[~~-_ (.L_/ || |== | [__ ///__''__________]' `\_,/'/ ,_| | //# ||| ,___,'./ / `-'+:._ /## \ |||,'______| \_ ((= /#\ //# / /|| I==|| | `- = \#/ /// | \ __/_|| __||__ ) /._| | --V'-||-/------`-._/||-o--o---o-------#-|_ \--------- Ool ~~#### ##`-.__,'# . * . ' * . ' ) . . _______ . __ | | | | _ . ' ____ * ' | | | | | | | | . | _.-~~-._ | | | '. | | | (________) \| | | | / _/ \ \_ | | / \ /___________\_____|_|___/________\_ . ~ .' . . ' .. '. 'jro ~ ~., . . . ~ '' " .. . If you land on this planet, Norxit, then the space drive had better be out of element Z. If you try to tell me to grok or walk, I'm..... /\ ) * * // \_ * /\ || \ _ * /\/ \ * |` ~ \/ \ // ` \ || ~ \ `\ * // . \ /// . \ \ ~\ ________/// ^ . \__________//// \ \ \__________ __ . . ~ ~ . . //\\ /^\ . __ . ~ ____________________ -)\/USA\| ______/__\___________ . ' ~ /^\ /[]_[]\ /^\ . ' ____________________ | |_/ |o| \_| | _____________________ ~ . | |____|_|____| | __ |_| |_______| |_| . //\\ __ /_\ /_\ //\\ . ((')) ' ' ((())' ((.()))' ' ((=))))' ___ _ '" "'"" " '" "" / \ _________| \_______________ \__/ _ \__/ __ ___/ \________ jro (__) (__) |/)| . ~ ____ . // \\ // \\//_| . . //||\\ \\__// \\__/\/ . . . ~ //\\ //\\ ' |||| |||| . ' (_)(_) (_)(_) ' . "Control yourself, Brxrix. Let them finish landing, THEN we'll serve them with this suit for landing that old Pathfinder Probe in the middle of your prize-winning rock garden." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- __________ //////////\\ ____________________ ///___ ___\\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /| \ | | / |\ | | | \| \__/ |/ | | | \ ((())) / | | | __--\__________/--__ | | | _____/` '`| |\ /| |. '` \___________| | |__ /`.`. '\| \_/ |/` . `` \ |_ | _| /. ' / \___/`.'` \.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` `.|| `. '. \` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . . / \.' . ' \. `'\______(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `. `|____|_______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .` (_ |.`' ' '` .`/_______|_________|__________|__ \`. `\'`. (_ |__________/ | @ | \____\`. (____/.' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\__|____|______| /_________________\ ____\ \ \ \ |____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 What are you readin', Walter? / Cartoon funnies. __________ / \ //////////\\ / ____________________ ///___ ___\\\ | | | /// ( O ( O \\\ | | | /| \ | | / |\ | | | \| \__/ |/ | | | \ ((())) / | | | __--\__________/--__ | | | _____/` '`| |\ /| |. '` \___________| | |__ /`.`. '\| \_/ |/` . `` \ |_ | _| /. ' / \___/`.'` \.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` `.|| `. '. \` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . . / \.' . ' \. `'\______(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `. `|____|_______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .` (_ |.`' ' '` .`/_______|_________|__________|__ \`. `\'`. (_ |__________/ | @ | \____\`. (____/.' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\__|____|______| /_________________\ ____\ \ \ \ |____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 Are you finding some really funny ones? / Well actually, George,..no. __________ / \ //////////\\ / _______\____________ ///___ ___\\\ | | | /// (O O) \\\ | | | /| \ | | / |\ | | | \| \__/ |/ | | | \ ((())) / | | | __--\__________/--__ | | | _____/` '`| |\ /| |. '` \___________| | |__ /`.`. '\| \_/ |/` . `` \ |_ | _| /. ' / \___/`.'` \.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` `.|| `. '. \` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . . / \.' . ' \. `'\______(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `. `|____|_______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .` (_ |.`' ' '` .`/_______|_________|__________|__ \`. `\'`. (_ |__________/ | @ | \____\`. (____/.' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\__|____|______| /_________________\ ____\ \ \ \ |____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 These aren't supposed to be funny. These cartoonists have learned how to observe, analyze, and synthesize profound interpetations of life. Their material is very contemplative. __________ \ //////////\\ \ ____________________ ///___ ___\\\ | | | /// (O O) \\\ | | | /| \ | | / |\ | | | \| \__/ |/ | | | \ ((())) / | | | __--\__________/--__ | | | _____/` '`| |\ /| |. '` \___________| | |__ /`.`. '\| \_/ |/` . `` \ |_ | _| /. ' / \___/`.'` \.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` `.|| `. '. \` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . . / \.' . ' \. `'\______(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `. `|____|_______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .` (_ |.`' ' '` .`/_______|_________|__________|__ \`. `\'`. (_ |__________/ | @ | \____\`. (____/.' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\__|____|______| /_________________\ ____\ \ \ \ |____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 ___ |___|____ (_) | |.'\ (_)__| |.''\ ____________________ //(_)(___/..``\ | | | //\-\ /-/\ ' .`\ | | | \ ((||)) \` . .\ | | | | _--_ |\` `. \ | | | \ / \' . / | | | __----\______/__/._'. / | | | _____/` '`| |\ /| |. '` /__________| | |__ /`.`. '\| \_/ |/` . ``/ |_ | _| /. ' / \_o_/`.'` './ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` `.` . `. '. | (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |___________(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `. ` ` . `' | | | | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |____________|_________|__________|__ \`. `\'`. ` `'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /_________________\ ____\ \ \ \ |____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 You always do get a lot drunker than me, Walter. / __________ / //////////\\ ____________________ ///___ ___\\\ | | | /// __ __ \\\ | | | /| \ | | / |\ | | | \| \__/ |/ | | | \ ((())) / | | | __--\__________/--__ | | | _____/` '`| |\ /| |. '` \___________| | |__ /`.`. '\| \_/ |/` . `` \ |_ | _| /. ' / \___/`.'` \.`' \ (__) | (__) /` . /' .` `.|| `. '. \` .`\ (__) | (__) _/. ` /`` . . / \.' . ' \. `'\______(__) | (__)__ \` `.\. `. `|____|_______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .` (_ |.`' ' '` .`/_______|_________|__________|__ \`. `\'`. (_ |__________/ | @ | \____\_ .(____/.' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ __)_|____|______| /_________________\ ____\ \ \ \ |____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- [O] [O] [O] ____ /` ___ || ___/ |__\_/_ /___\ || /_____\__/___/|x===o| || ______(o)_______(o)||___||________||________ JRO ________ ~.>\` ' ________ . ' \__[]__/ ' ^^ . . \[]____/ ' //\__/\\ ' ((()) /_/o\\\ '. ( o__o ) aa(((( <_ )/ \ __ / . ' \-(((( . \__/ . . __\__/___ / /\\( / \ /| \||/ |\ ( ( // . ||PD|| ' . / | \/ @| \ \ // || || / |_ __ |\ \ /[__] ' || || . . \____|//_| |/ / /_____\ ||__|| | |\/ | | | . | / \| |_______|/ | | | |_\\\| . | | . ' |_|_| | | .' | | | <-<--/ | | | | | ' ' . ' | | ' ' . |__|__| |___| (__)(__) . ' (____) . "I agree, Gilhouey, but I don't know how to write her up,. She says she's "Certain the light was green, becuase she knows it was when she came through here, yestereday"....... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- )))) ((o o \(:) () /\\ /|| _/__\\_ _oo ()//|| /` \\{)`\/___) ||/ // ____________________ ,/_____\\___(/ || // | --REMEMBER-- | /// (_)\\\ /||// | Please Keep Hands| () ~~ ~~ () //||/ | Away From Animals| ||-----------------------------||// // @ |thankyou--City ZOO| @ ||-----------------------------||/ // \|/||----------------||\|/ ||-----[galopogos turtle]------|| // ||-----------------------------||// || _______ ||/ "You just take a break, Ma. / _____) All I had to do, was give \ ( - -\ Rebecca her pacifier, and \_\ ^/ Find her something to do." ________/ \~/\__________ / []_/~)________ . _________(~\__[] / ||///` \( \ ) '\\\ || || \ . \ || ((((( || \ . \ || oo ) || \===0==\ || \o/ ||______________( \ \_________|| / \\ ||---------------`\ ) )--------|| |_// || / / / || ||| || JRO / / / || (_(_) /__/__/ \___)__) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ]_[ (/--\___ ]_[ (\ __") ^o o^ (/ / \(|) _ZOO_ \"/ (/\ / // \\ |~| (/_// ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ |/| (/ / __________________\ |\| (/\ / | ___ ___ | | | # ________(/_// || | | ||o___/_\/\_____\/\ / \_/ /______ () ||___|____()|___|||__/_\_\_\_____\_\_/_______|____()/|| __________||______________________________________||/|| __________||__________||_||________|_|_____|\|____||/|| __________||__| Please, |_________________________||/|| __________||__|dont feed|||________|/|_____|/|____||/|| __________||______________________________________||/|| || /___\__ |_| |_| || / jro_______||____///( o>____________/_\_____/_\____||/ \__-/ /|@|\ || | | || | | (((( || | | oo ) %%%%% ||_|_|/>\o/ %**%%% |/ \| \\/ \\ \-%%% |\\\| ~|_// /___\\ | | ||| |||"" |___| (_(_) (_(_) (____) "And you call yourself a ZooKeeper! We've had to feed that poor giraffe four hamburgers, just to keep it on it's feet! And now you're tryin' to tell us about 'rules'! Why, if I were bigger......" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- If you are easily shocked or offended, I suggest you not read this one. This is two guys in a urinal, having a "Conversation". It just might not be for everyone, so here is your chance to back out. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- _____ / \ /~~~~~\ / \ / \ (\_______/) [|_______|] ~|_____|~ _\_______/_ / \ / \ / \ / BUDWIESER \ / | | \ / | ___ | \ \ | | / \ | | | | / \ | | /\ \ | |BUD| | / |\| |/|| \/ |___| \/ |||_____|||| /___________\ ||\_ _/||| \ _ _ /| ||| | |||| || | ||| ||| | |||| || | ||| ||| | |||| || | ||| jro |||__|__|||| ||___|___||| ______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / *********************************************** *********************************************** _____ / \ _/~~~~~~| / \ (_o\__ | (\_______/) /_ ]\__| ~|_____|~ _\_______|_ / \ / \ / \ / BUDWIESER \ / | | \ / | ___ | \ \ | | / \ | | | | / \ | | /\ \ | |BUD| | / |\| |/|| \/ |___| \/ |||_____|||| /___________\ ||\_ _/||| \ _ _ /| ||| | |||| || | ||| ||| | |||| || | ||| ||| | |||| || | ||| jro |||__|__|||| ||___|___||| ______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / ********************************************** ********************************************** "Man!...I wouldn't want you thinkin' I was queer, but I gotta say it: You've got the biggest dick I've ever seen, guy. I never even heard of one that big." _____ \ / \ \ /~~~~~\ / \ / \ (\_______/) [|_______|] ~|_____|~ _\_______/_ / \ / \ / \ / BUDWIESER \ / | | \ / | ___ | \ \ | | / \ | | | | / \ | | /\ \ | |BUD| | / |\| |/|| \/ |___| \/ |||_____|||| /___________\ ||\_ _/||| \ _ _ /| ||| | |||| || | ||| ||| | |||| || | ||| ||| | |||| || | ||| jro |||__|__|||| ||___|___||| ______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / ********************************************** ********************************************** "Thanks." / _____ / / \ /~~~~~\ / \ / \ (\_______/) [|_______|] ~|_____|~ _\_______/_ / \ / \ / \ / BUDWIESER \ / | | \ / | ___ | \ \ | | / \ | | | | / \ | | /\ \ | |BUD| | / |\| |/|| \/ |___| \/ |||_____|||| /___________\ ||\_ _/||| \ _ _ /| ||| | |||| || | ||| ||| | |||| || | ||| ||| | |||| || | ||| jro |||__|__|||| ||___|___||| ______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / ************************************************** ************************************************** "Uhh... Just how big does that thing get when it's hard?" \ _____ \ / \ _/~~~~~~| / \ (_o\__ | (\_______/) /_ ]\__| ~|_____|~ _\_______|_ / \ / \ / \ / BUDWIESER \ / | | \ / | ___ | \ \ | | / \ | | | | / \ | | /\ \ | |BUD| | / |\| |/|| \/ |___| \/ |||_____|||| /___________\ ||\_ _/||| \ _ _ /| ||| | |||| || | ||| ||| | |||| || | ||| ||| | |||| || | ||| jro |||__|__|||| ||___|___||| ______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / *********************************************** *********************************************** "I wouldn't know." / _____ / "?" / \ /~~~~~\ / / \ / \ (\_______/) [|_______|] ~|_____|~ _\_______/_ / \ / \ / \ / BUDWIESER \ / | | \ / | ___ | \ \ | | / \ | | | | / \ | | /\ \ | |BUD| | / |\| |/|| \/ |___| \/ |||_____|||| /___________\ ||\_ _/||| \ _ _ /| ||| | |||| || | ||| ||| | |||| || | ||| ||| | |||| || | ||| jro |||__|__|||| ||___|___||| ______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / *********************************************** *********************************************** "Just what do you mean by that?!!" _____ \ / \ \ /~~~~~\ / \ / \ (\_______/) [|_______|] ~|_____|~ _\_______/_ / \ / \ / \ / BUDWIESER \ / | | \ / | ___ | \ \ | | / \ | | | | / \ | | /\ \ | |BUD| | / |\| |/|| \/ |___| \/ |||_____|||| /___________\ ||\_ _/||| \ _ _ /| ||| | |||| || | ||| ||| | |||| || | ||| ||| | |||| || | ||| jro |||__|__|||| ||___|___||| ______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / *********************************************** *********************************************** "Well, every time I start to get an errection, I pass out, cold." / _____ / ` ' ' / \ `_/~~~~~~| ` / \ (_X\__ | (\_______/) /_ ]\__| ~|_____|~ _\_______|_ / \ / \ / \ / BUDWIESER \ / | | \ / | ___ | \ \ | | / \ | | | | / \ | | /\ \ | |BUD| | / |\| |/|| \/ |___| \/ |||_____|||| /___________\ ||\_ _/||| \ _ _ /| ||| | |||| || | ||| ||| | |||| || | ||| ||| | |||| || | ||| jro |||__|__|||| ||___|___||| ______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / ----------------------------------------------------------------------- BTW : JRO is Jonathon R. Oglesbee _____ / _))) / / 6 6 ( ( \ Naaah, I'm not ready yet... / ,' __= I'm trying to draw the Playboy bunny. / __) /_ ) ______________________________________ ( / ~ `( / / / .) .) ) ..///// _____________ ( /\ (_ \ , , | '\\\\\\ \| \ ' \ C \ | ' ____|_ :o / \ \D_/ | + '||:::::: /\ _/ ) ___| (___ | '||_____| \/ ) | / \ ~ / \ \'_______|_____| | / | /'\ \_/ _' \ ___/____|___\___ ___|___/\___|( <_ _____|/_\| _ ' <<<:| / '-/ \________ |_________'___o_o| / \~/::::::::| \ / '==========' \ /___________________________________________________\ | | | | | b'ger| ..///// \ 6 6 C \ Naaah, I'm not ready yet... \-_/ I'm doing some doodle on your Playboy bunny. ___| (__ ______________________________________________ / ~ ` _____ / / / . .| / _))) _____________ / /\ \ / / , , | '\\\\\\ \ | ) , | ( ( \ | ' ____|_ \(_/ ) / ,' __= | + '||:::::: |_ \ `_/ ' /___) /__ ) | '||_____| \' \) | (/ \_ ~ _|\ \'_______|_____| | / | / \_ \_/ ),\ ___/____|___\___ __|___/\__|_( <_ ___(___\__| _ ' <<<:| / '-/ \________ |_________'___o_o| / \~/::::::::| \ / '==========' \ /___________________________________________________\ | | | | | b'ger| ------------------------------------------------------- ____________ ( ) >>>>>. ___(Oh no,Krogg will be gone!) <>\=/>>> (____________) /(\:/)\ //)_:_(\\ \\__ \\\__ /`******\` ********* || || || || <__<__> -------------------------------------------------------- ________________________ >>>>>. __(OH!There's my Sybian(tm)) <>\=/>>> """""""""""" /(\:/)\ //)_:_(\\ __/// \\\__ '/*******\` ********* || || A || || ,----H----. <__<__> /___________\ -------------------------------------------------------- <<<< __(OH Yesss,Who needs) >>>O, ,.-" (a man!!) <<< _\ """"""" >>>/ (( \\_) )) )\\ (( _\*\\__ )) /\****"*-. |/"-.,,/__\ ------------------------------------------------------- Krogg _____ ( /)__) (_<>=<>_) I sure love that man of mine! ~-._ (_\ o /_) ~-._ __) (__ /\\ .//`. // \_/ \ \ / \__/-\__/\ \ / / ) ( / /-._ / / /__.__\/ / ~-._jro (_/ (__ __)_) | \_/ | -------------------------------------- _____ ( /)__) (_/o X\_) See? ~-._ (_\ o /_) ~-._ __) (__ __ /\\ .//'. / _) // \_/ \ \/ / \ / \__/-\__/\ / <> / / ) ( \/._\<> / / /__.__\ ~-._jro \_) (__ __) | \_/ | ------------------------------------ From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" ... "History of the missing PEZ head" .. my second ascii-story. _______________________ |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| - "hmmm" |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| Y Y _______________________ |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| |\_________\ [---=:=---]| - "Not there.." |\[---=:=---][---=:=---]| |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| Y Y _______________________ |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| |[---=:=---] \ \| |[---=:=---] \[---=:=---] - "Not there either.." |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| Y Y .* . /:\ . '"-"""-"' ( - - ) __\ (_) /______________ |\ \_-_/ \ [---=:=---]| |\[---=:=---][---=:=---]| - "ARRGGGHH!!" |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| |[---=:=---] [---=:=---]| Y Y . . /:\ . '"-"""-"' ( - - ) - "What's this - A head ?" \ (_) / \_-_/ . . /:\ . '"-"""-"' ( . . ) .o0 a PEZ head ! \ (_) / \_v_/ /\-----/\ \|-----|/CJ | | | _ | | |_) | | | | | | | | | _ | | |_ | | |_ | | | | | | __ | | / | | /_ | | | | | Pru|_____| '-------' File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/cross.txt See 'religious' for more ! 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(X () X)| |/\)__(/\/( .`:`. )\/\)__(/\| '----------( /|\ )----------' ; o ', |"` | `"| ,' o ; \ () '-| /o\ |-' () / ', () |(~\ /~)| () ,' '-._ ||\/X\/|| _.-' '|| \_/ ||' || X || ||\(/\/|| ||=)O(=|| ||/\/)\|| || X || || / \ || ||/\X/\|| jgs |(_/o\_)| '._____.' __ /_/\/\ \_\ / /_/ \ \_\/\ \ \_\/ unknown ________ | _| | .----(_) |/____/ | (_____) | /. . \ | | L ) || _________________| = / |_________________ | _ /.-.________.\ .').__________.-.__/ | | ( / | | /\ .'.' | | / ) | | '--| |________ \/.' ________| |--' | | '-' `. \/ .' '-' | |_________________| |_________________| | | |=[=]=====| |_________| (_________) | \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |__|____| | (__(____) | __|__| | | (__(____/_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |vk/dp | | !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:!!!!!!!!:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?8888P `88' 8b,_ 88 _,d8 88888SEAL88888 8P~ 88 ~?8 ,88. d8888b File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/caterpillar.txt O O __________\/ (((((((((((oo) Alex Krcek \_/-.--.--.--.--.--. (")__)__)__)__)__)__) jgs ^ "" "" "" "" "" "" _ _ /--\ \/_ _ _/(_(_(_o o) (_(_(_(/ ^ unknown _ _ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, \ / / ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( \ [ = =] < ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( / { ^ } \ (__(__(__(__(__(__(__(__) ~ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ -cfbd- _ _ _ _ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, \ / \ / -, ,- / ( ( ( ( ( \( u u) ,,,,,,,,,, ( @ @) ,,,,,,,(. .) \__(__(__(__(__(__) ( ^ ) (__(__(__(_) ( ^ ) (__(__(__(^) ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ~ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ~ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ -cfbd- 00000 0000 n########n s 000000||000000 O ## ^ ^ ## s 00000000||000000 ## -- -- ## ====#=== ####0##0# 000000000|00000000 O ## ) () ( ## ,, #] ##0#0 #### # 00000000||0000000 O## O ##==" #] ##0# * * #00# # 00000000|0000000 [##-------##nnn###] #00 O ### ""mm#0000000||00000 * [##### ###"""" 000#0 #00 ## 00000||0000 *** [## |##-------####n ##000##00### ## 0000|000 ... 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H H | -.\_(_ __ | ,' .,, ) H H | /\) `----' ( ) ,' _((((\ ( H H | / _____ ___| ( ( ---' )\ \ H H |,-. \ <_____) (__ ; / `. |( ) '. H H |) ) ( (o) (o| ( ) \ i )/ '. H H ( | | ) . | ; ( \-=- (( : H H \ \| ( __) |( \ `--' \)\ . : H H ) `--' _____ (__) `. _' '-'`---.; H H `-.| `. `---- / ,-' / ,' `. H H |`-._`-. ( / | , / \H H ___| `- `--^--' (`. | ,' \: / H H ,-. ,-.--' | |-._.-... _`.`. ;/ \/ H H_,'\ \\ \ `-._ __| \ \\ \__ ) | \ \ H H. \ \\ \ `-----__,' \ \\ \ `. \ | `. \ / ,H H `. \ U ) ___,----' \ V /,-'\ /`-. ; `. =|=-.__,-' / H H`-' ) /,---'_,---._ \-' \,,-\ `-; ;\ =|= _,' (H H '----/ ,',-----._`. [III] '. \,-\ ; \ | ,----' H H /// ; / \ \ \ ,-\`. ; ) | `.______ ,'H H _//| | | | | \ \,| `._ | ;--|___,------.'-.H H _,: _/ | | | | ; | [III] \-. \ `--' ;--._()_,------| H H' :/ | | : \ ; ; / \__/ ; ( H H ; \ \ `.'.____,' / [MEPH] / \ ; \ H H ; \ `. `--.__,-' / ) \ ; \ \ H H / `._`.____________________,-' / | ; \ _.-----| H H/\ `-._________________ / | ; \ ,-' |==| H H \ _,-'| \ `-. | | ; \ / |==| H H `. _ ,-' | | || ( ; \_/ |==| H H )/ \ | | | |(\ \; ; | |==| H H || | | | | | )\ ____( ; | ``| H H || | | | | |/ \,-' \ ; | ; H H \) \/ | | | ( \ ; | | H H | | | | \ \ ; : ; H H | | | | \ \ ; | ; H H | | | | \ \; | ; H H=======================================================================H File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/celtic.txt From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) The basic configuration ... .---.--. .---. ,---. ( (/\ \) ) ( ( \ \ / / ) ) \/ /\/ / ____ \ \ \ \ | / / / / / /\/ /\ ---- \ \ \ \ --+-- / / / / ( (\ \/) ) \ \ ) ) | ( ( / / `--`---' `---' `---' Another version ... .--..--. / .. \.. \ \ \/\ \/ / \/ /\/ / / /\/ /\ / /\ \/) \ \ `'\ `' / `--'`--' With a break line ... .--..--. .--..--. / .. \.. \ / .. \.. \ \ \/\ \/ / | |/\ \/ / \/ /\/ / | || h/ / / /`' /\ | || y /\ / /`--'\ \ | |\ \/\ \ \ `----' / \ `'\ `' / `------' `--'`--' horizontal vertical breakline breakline A little more complex (bigger) starting configuration, always just interlaced rings. .--..--..--..--. / .. \.. \.. \.. \ \ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/ / \/ /\/ /\/ /\/ / / /\/ /\/ /\/ /\ / /\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \ \ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/ / \/ /\/ /\/ /\/ / / /\/ /\/ /\/ /\ / /\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \ \ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/ / \/ /\/ /\/ /\/ / / /\/ /\/ /\/ /\ / /\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \ \ `'\ `'\ `'\ `' / `--'`--'`--'`--' And now if you make some strategic breaklines you can turn it into a single big path, in other words a really big and nasty knot :) .--..--..--..--. / .. \.. \.. \.. \ \ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/ / \/ /\/ /\/ /\/ / / /`' /\/ /`' /\ / /`--'\ \/`--'\ \ \ \.--./\ \.--./ / \/ ../ /\/ ../ / / /\/ /`' /\/ /\ / /\ \/`--'\ \/\ \ \ \/\ \.--./\ \/ / \/ /\/ ../ /\/ / / /\/ /\/ /\/ /\ / /\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \ \ `'\ `'\ `'\ `' / `--'`--'`--'`--' ... and playing with breaklines, removing some parts ... .--..--..--..--. .--..--..--..--. .--..--..--..--. / .. \.. \.. \.. \ / .. \.. \.. \.. \ / .. \.. \.. \.. \ \ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/ / \ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/ / \ \/\ `'\ `'\ \/ / \/ /\/ /\/ /\/ / \/ /\/ /\/ /\/ / \/ /`--'`--'\/ / / /`' /`' /`' /\ / /`' /\/ /`' /\ / /\ / /\ / /`--'`--'`--'\ \ / /`--'\ \/`--'\ \ / /\ \ / /\ \ \ \.--. .--./ / \ \.--./\ \.--./ / \ \/ / \ \/ / \/ .. \ / ../ / \/ ../ /\/ ../ / \/ / \/ / / /`' / \ `' /\ / /`' /\/ /`' /\ / /\ / /\ / /`--' `--'\ \ / /`--'\ \/`--'\ \ / /\ \ / /\ \ \ \.--..--..--./ / \ \.--./\ \.--./ / \ \/ / \ \/ / \/ ../ ../ ../ / \/ ../ /\/ ../ / \/ / \/ / / /\/ /\/ /\/ /\ / /\/ /\/ /\/ /\ / /\.--..--./ /\ / /\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \ / /\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \ / /\ \.. \.. \/\ \ \ `'\ `'\ `'\ `' / \ `'\ `'\ `'\ `' / \ `'\ `'\ `'\ `' / `--'`--'`--'`--' `--'`--'`--'`--' `--'`--'`--'`--' Doesn't that last one look like a frame border? .--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--. / .. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \ \ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/ / \/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ / / /\/ /`' /`' /`' /`' /`' /`' /`' /`' /`' /`' /`' /`' /`' /\/ /\ / /\ \/`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'\ \/\ \ \ \/\ \ /\ \/ / \/ /\ \ / /\/ / / /\/ / A large frame border based on \ \/ /\ / /\ \/ \ \/\ \ \ \/\ \ celtic knots ... /\ \/ / \/ /\ \ / /\/ / / /\/ / \ \/ /\ / /\ \/ \ \/\ \ \ \/\ \.--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--./\ \/ / \/ /\/ ../ ../ ../ ../ ../ ../ ../ ../ ../ ../ ../ ../ ../ /\/ / / /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\ / /\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \ \ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `' / `--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--' .--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--. / .. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \ \ \/\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ \/ / \/ /`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'\/ / / /\.--. .--./ /\ / /\ \.. \ / .. \/\ \ \ \/\ \/ / Welll ... I think you got the basic \ \/\ \/ / \/ /\/ / \/ /\/ / .--./ /\/ /\ picture of the thing, so ... / /\/ /\.--. / .. \/\ \/\ \ / /\ \/\ \.. \ \ \/\ `'\ `' / go on and do it too :) \ `'\ `'\ \/ / \/ /`--'`--' `--'`--'\/ / / /\ .--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--. / /\ / /\ \ / .. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \ / /\ \ \ \/ / \ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/ / \ \/ / \/ / \/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ / \/ / / /\.--..--..--./ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\.--..--..--./ /\ / /\ \.. \.. \.. \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \.. \.. \.. \/\ \ \ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `' / `--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--' check this to see what's beyond the basics http://celtic.stanford.edu/clipart.html File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/canonball.txt See `muenchhausen' for a small, cute version! (Cartoon from the Red Baron series by Ool, see `red_baron' for more!) Red Baron No. 35 . ' , __ _________________ ('__,> ,' `. /=(66) / The world famous \ `\_~/ ____| Red Baron is hitching | ,(_/\ `-. a ride on the French | ( ( / | (| | cannonball that | / \ \ | totaled his | /__ ,\\ \ \ airplane! / [_|_]__\\ \ ) ) `._________________,' ,-'([] \ `-[:] ,' \ | \\) / | ) \ / ,' / \ | ,' ,' \ | .'`.' ## | \ | MUNCHH## | \| WAS H### \ #### \ ####### \ `. ############" \ `-.########"" \ \ \ \ \ \ | | | | | | __ | | | ('__`> . /\ , | | | (( /(//=) _|\|\/ \/|/| | | `\\\/ _\ |__ | ,(_/\ \ YEEHAH! / / | (| / YEEEEEEeee- / (( ./ / \ \ /_ HAAAAaaah!! `. / /__ ,\\ \ | ___`. \(} [_|_]__\\ \ |/\/|/\ /\| /\ /) ,-'([] \ `-[:] ' \/ ` /_/'`.//| ,' \ | \\) |*_/`.) / | ) \ (. | / ,' / \ `._/ | ,' ,' \ | .'`.' ## | \ | MADE I## | \| FRAN### \ #### \ ####### \ `. ############" \ `-.########"" \ \ \ \ \ \ __ ('__`> ( /=(99) __________ `\_o/ ____/ \ ,(_/\ `-. Show-off! | / | (| \__________/ / \ \ /__ ,\\ \ [_|_]__\\ \ ,-'([] \ `-[:] ,' \ | \\) / | ) \ / ,' / \ ___________ | ,' ,' \ / \ | .'`.' ## | YEEEEEE-- | | \ | ENGLI## \____ _____/ | \| SUC### |/ \ #### ' \ ####### \ | `. ############" \ \ / `-.########"" \ . , ` ' \ _ _ _ . , __ \ \ `. |_) / \ / \ |\/| \/ ,' \ \ |_) \_/ \_/ | | () File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/conan.txt __________ ._ ./' .v~__,/~ _____ _____ _____ )~\ _____ _____ ./ .(W---\| /',---.`\ |\./\ |\./| / | \ |\./\ |\./| ,| /@)$$$$$$$$($( )#H>===========) ) )==`\`\`\| | |=====\ \ \======`\`\`\| | |--> /_p~~~~~~~~~~\$@|/------------/ / /-----`\`\\ | |------\ \ \-------`\`\\ | |-' `| \@)$$$$$$($( )#H>==========) ) )==\\ \| | |=====\ \ \=====\\ \ | |--> /_p~~~~~~~~\$@|/-----------/ / /----\\ \ | |------\ \ \-----\\ \ | |-' | \ J |___> R |___> O File: mirrors/dictionary/files/c/catapult.txt See `slingshot, `ballista', `ram' and `trebuchet' for more! .---. | | . / ' , | | ." ". `---' ." ". - ". ". 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I'm getting | | | you can kill someone with a spoon. | images of you as a transvestite. | | | | | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #6 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20050813.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |I always thought I'd be a pretty girl |Like I'm clawing my mind's eye out right | We should turn this into a comic | | / with really long legs. | \ now | / | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | | | \ | / | | / | | | ? | And I'm frustrated at why I can't just | BB + Girly Panties = Mental Scaring | | and I'd walk around saying, | gouge them out with mental chopsticks. | | | | | "Have a good look, they go from my | | Who said anything about Panties? | | behind, all the way to the floor!" | | | | | | | Urrggg! | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #7 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20051112.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Did you just tell our New York Client | You sure like a-courting the |Yeah, I know why. | | / that he could install LemonMail| / support-sinks don't ya? | | | o-o concurrently with a control | o-o | \ | | panel? | -.- | o-o -.- | | -.- | \ | \ | | / | You know why? | | ;) | | Yep. | | | | | | | You do it for the attention. | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #20 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20051105.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | | | [Rockin'] [Barely breathin'] | [Rockin'] [Blew his nose] | [Rockin'] [Blew his nose] | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | | / \ | / | | / | | Barely Breathin'? Happy? | Rebel base is now within range ahhhchoo!| Your snoz has saved you! | | | | | | | | | | | I'm Rockin' and you are barely | DUUUUUDE! Well at least I | Now there is a lovely thought | | breathin' - I sense a disturbance | can breath now. | | | | | in the force. | | Ahh Hail Lord Snoz! Guharg! | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #19 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20050903.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | What's up GB? That new girl I met...|Geee, that's too bad GB, she seemed like |Someone told GB's new girl that he's | | | / |a good match for you. |into proprietary software. | | -.- []-[] | / | \ | | / | -.- []-[] | o-o -.- | | She just cancelled our date. | \ | / | | | Yeah, I know, we even did some | It wasn't you? Was it you evil man? | | | work together, I thought things | | | | | were going really well. | Funny if it was, but no. | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #10 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20050917.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |... I don't know... but I can find out | Yeah, I love Wiki, hey JJ, thanks for | Uhoh, your wife is going| | o-o --- for you. | o-o introducing me to Wiki - she rox | to kill me | | \ | | o-o \ | | Let me ask Wiki []-[] | []-[] -.- | \ -.- | | / | / | ;) | | Who is Wiki? | She? | []-[] | | | | I am so confused | | | | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #12 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20050730.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |(in the coffee house- with BB) | I am sick of wondering if you are going | I see that I must insist, no coffee. | | I would like a coffee please | to die, you should have the \ $ | \ $ | | | $ | o-o donut. ^-^[ ] | ^-^[ ] | | o-o ^-^[ ] | \ | o-o -- But I... | | | | / | Please, just the coffee. | | | | | You drink too much coffee, have | | \ | | | | a donut.| | \ unless you buy a donut too! | | Err, just the coffee thanks. | | \ | | | | (sigh) One coffee and donut please. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #5 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20051029.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |...you can run the suck-it-and-see as |...by the way, what are you wearing? |I mean sharing! | |a network storage device... | / |what files are you sharing!?! | | \ | $ o-o -.-] | \ | | $ o-o -.-] | [ ] \ | $ o-o -.-] | | [ ] \ | Huh?!?! | [ ] \ \ | | {Slurp} | | ROFL **** | | | | | | | | | | [JJ and the Female Client]| | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #18 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20051001.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |I can't believe all the work I have to |I'll take that bet - 20 bucks he lives for|Err, I think I'd like to take that back.| |do in the next 2 hours \ |another day! | / o-o | | o-o | \ I will pray for your soul | []-[] -.- | | | -.- | []-[] / | / I'm not under-going| | \ | -.- o-o | / a spiritual crisis, I| | He he he, I just saw your | / | /was going to wait until I| | todo list, I bet you are going to |What *good* is that going to do? You | / got in the car to think| | have a meltdown! |Atheist! | / upon life and death.| | | |GB, can I get a lift with you? | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #14 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20051015.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |It's done. It's beautiful! |Huh? What is... that... Monstrosity? | $ I'm soooo happy! | | \ / | / | / | | o-o $ -.- |[]-[] $ | $ o-o -.- | | | -.- | | | | $ | -------| / | ------| :) | | -------| | | | | It's an expresso | | | | | | | | | | -------- coffee machine | ------- | | -------- | attachment for Lofty.| \ | | | | Gurgle, Gurgle | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #16 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20051203.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Hey JJ, your desk WHAT?! It better | You have to keep your | ... to maintain your work | |is dirty! not be! | work area neat and tidy! | efficiency! | | \ \ | \ | ... hole that is your heart! \ | | o-o -.- \ | \ | \ \ | | / \ | -.- \ | o-o -.- \ | | / \ | / \ | I think she's coming! | \ | | I'm going to go into \| / \| | Arrggh! \| | the kitchen, find a spoon... | ...at the bottom of the sink and | Ha ha, tricked ya ;) | | | drive it through the black... | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #23 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20051217.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Why is the girl nextdoor picketting |A horrifying example of a micro- | It's not that bad. | | \ your office? |environment for parasites and vermin? | \ | | @@ * | ? []-[] | \ | | / | / | o-o -.- | | o-o -.- | @@ o-o -.- | @@ \ | | / | / \ | | \ | |Long story, apprently she is on a | / * | | Well it isn't getting any | |crusade to have JJ's desk clean because| I was going with | Ewwwh. worse, though I hear their | |it is so, hmm, what's the word? | stinkfest, but that's good. | internet is fast | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #25 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20050723.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |(in the coffee house) | Are you sure? the coffee is really good.| No Coffee? No Donut! | | I would like a donut please | \ $ | \ $ | | | $ | -.- ^-^[ ] | ^-^[ ] | | -.- ^-^[ ] | \ | -.- -- But I... | | | | / | Please, just the donut. | | | | | Would you like Coffee with that?| | \ | | | | | | \ No donut for you! | | Err, no thanks, just the donut. | | \ | | | | (sigh) one coffee please. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #4 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20050910.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Lemontech - home of suck-it-and-see |Lemontech - home of suck-it-and-see |Lemontech - home of suck-it-and-see | |technology, how can I help? |technology, how can I help? |technology, how can I help? | | \ | \ | \ | | o-o ] | o-o ] | o-o ] -.- | | | are you freakin serious? | | Muahahahah! | You SUCK! | | | | | | | | | I try very hard to be. | I get that a lot sir, please hold. | | | | Please hold. | | we might need to change our speil | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #11 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20050709.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | I wonder how we do maintenance? | What OS does it run? | I think I'm going to like this robot | | / | \ | / | | o-o -.- | ------ -.- | o-o | | | |/]# | -- Linux. | I hate to say it... | | I can do that myself | | ------ | \ | | \ Neat. | / | -.- | | ------ | That's cool. | ------ / | | |2% | | \ | |Love| but I think you are in love. | | ------ | Damn Straight. | ------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #2 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20051210.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |I've figured it out BB, she's doing it |Yes, apparently GB goes in there and | | |to get closer to GB. |complains about my desk, she sympathizes | | | \ |and rewards him. | Windows PC Support | | \ | \ | \ | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | | \ | \ | \ | | \ | \ | \ | | Nah, really? | Rewards him with what? | The Monster! | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #24 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20051022.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | I know, he's like totally bummed. | Coffee girl broke his heart| | []-[] -- JJ is so spaced out | / | \ | | | / -.- | []-[] -.- o-o | | @@ | @@ / | \ \ | | | Hey, I'm okay, leave me| ? * | | | alone!| | | ------ | ------ | ------ | | | | | | | | | |He didn't consume nearly | | 3,200mg ha!------ | ------Such a Crybaby. | ------that amount. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #17 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20051008.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Hey JJ how has your day been? | You've missed three meetings but weirdly |Hmm, popcorn... nevermind. | | \ Not too bad, your late. | enough no one noticed | \ | | \ | o-o -.- | \ | | o-o -.- | / | o-o -.- | | / | I get to work 2 hours before qutting time| / | | / |I spend, hmm, 45 mintues dealing with | / | | You think anyone noticed that I turned|personal business, do I tell the boss I | I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I | | up two hours before quitting time? |have to go home early today? | surfin' webcomics. | | | [Popcorn: POP POP POP POP]| | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #15 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20050128.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Characters: | | o-o BB, the oldest and most evil Tech Support Managers ARTIST An incredibly lazy person | | -.- JJ, not the oldest and most evil Tech Support people. WRITER Not as lazy as the ARTIST | | []-[] GB, Windows User, mostly harmless | | @@ HOLLY, delivery girl | | ------ LOFTY, the Linux powered robot | | | | | | ------ | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20050924.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |And now for some reader mail. |tank332 writes: "I love your Linux box, I |Do you think we should pull the plug? | |creepycommons writes: "What the hell is| | think he's funny!" Thanks Tank, I love | \ | |that box thing?" -- I'm glad you asked | | me too. Angry hipster writes: Can I |Hi Angry, sorry, BB is \ | | / creep, the box is me, LOFTY | get a date with BB? o-o -.- |taken, but JJ is... o-o | | ------ a Linux box with AI, on some | ------ / \ | ------ | | | | occasions I also make | | | / What is LOFTY | | | -.- <<yoink>> | | ------ delicious coffee. | ------ / doing? | ------ | | | Dunno, I was checking my email and then | | | | he started doing that. | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #13 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20050702.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | LOL? Is that even a word? | I bet it comes up with true! | I think I'm going to like this robot | | / | \ | / | | o-o | ------ -.- | o-o | | | | | -- False. | *&%#$ | | Dictionary Check... | ------ | \ | | \ | / | -.- | | ------ | You piece of crap! | ------ | | | | | \ | | | | | ------ | False. | ------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #1 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20050716.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Wassup! | Arrrghh! | It's the coffee girl, she's such a | | / | \ | pusher | | o-o -.- | []-[] -.- | | o-o | | / | | | | []-[] | | | Huh, man I hate it when | Something troubling you | | Anyone feel like | | you do that. | J? | | \ more coffee? -.- | | | Yes, BB! Someome | \ / | | [network message: you mean this?] | gave him too much coffee again! | Noooooooooooooooooo! | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #3 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20051224.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Merry Christmas JJ! |So what are you getting me JJ? | It's not that bad. | | \ |I want a new ipod | \ | | @@ Merry Christmas Holly| / and I want candied spam -- []-[] | \ | | / | / | o-o []-[] | | o-o -.- | @@ o-o -.- | @@ \ | | / | / \ | | \ | |On behalf of ttskr, the artist and the | / That's disgusting| | Who wants to be Santa? | |writer, we wish you a Merry Christmas |I like Spam. | |no ipod? Apparently I'm not fat | |and a prosperous new year. | sicko. | enough. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #26 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20051231.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Wow, your desk looks suspiciously clean| I'm going to miss chatting with your | I'm soo happy!| | \ | \ desk parasites. |Now I know why you \ | | \ | \ |don't like her that much \ | | \ | o-o -.- | o-o \ | | o-o -.- | / | -.- \ | | / | / | / \ | | / | All gone. | / \| | It was like that when I got | | Almost but not quite as much as | | here. | | you. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #27 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20050820.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Why is JJ Crying? |Day already, Hmm, GB, you may kiss me. | ARTIST: WHAT THE... I'M NOT DRAWING | | / | | THAT! | | @@ []-[] ;.; | @@[]-[] -.- | | | | | x \ \ | WRITER: ha ha - psyche! | | | | | | Okay. ? | | | Ahh, BB just told JJ about his St | | | | | Valentine's Morning. | | | Hey! -- -.- | | | | No GB, kiss me... here. | | | Oh I didn't know it was St Valentines | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #8 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20051126.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |I had the cookie first BB, it's only | Give me the cookie! | A talking cookie? | |fair that I have the cookie! | No, give me the cookie! | / | | / | \ / |What, we should / | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- |rip you in -- o-o -.- | | / | |half? / | | / @ | @ | / @ -- I sing actually. | | / | / | / | |JJ, you cannot appreciate the goodness | It seems to me gentlemen that you should | You are so not getting the cookie | |of the cookie, you should give it to me| consider sharing. | now JJ. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #22 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20050827.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |I heard you found a girl GB. | I'm not crazy. | She is an image processor in a large IT| | / | \ | company. \ | | @@ []-[] -.- | @@ []-[] -.- \ | @@ []-[] -.- | | | | ? | | Okaaaay. \ \ | \ \ | | Yeah, she's great, we are into the | | ? \ | So she's a Geek too? ? | | same sorts of stuff and everything. | | \| | | | | What does she do GB? | | | Better not let the crazy girl know. | | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #9 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2005/20051119.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Hey Lofty! Whacha doing? | I hope he isn't basing this on us. |I wish you would stop telling people I | | / | \ | / am an Alien. I'm not. | | o-o | ------ -.- | o-o | | | | | -- Why not. | he he he -- -.- | | I'm writing a guide to humans. | ------ | | | \ | / | | | ------ | Because BB isn't human.| ------ why am I suddenly afraid, | | | | | \ | | | -- like realising I've been | | ------ | What? | ------ hacked by other-worldly evil?| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #21 File: mirrors/ttskr/ABOUT.txt a minimalist ascii\html webcomic > ttskr - a new minimalist ascii\html webcomic every Saturday by > KeyMonkey. For the latest news, comic ideas, comments and fan art, > check out the TTSKR Forum > emailto:ttskr@aphpkb.org Source: http://ttskr.comicgenesis.com/ Date: 2021-07-12 Curator: KeyMonkey Author: KeyMonkey File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070119.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Whacha working on BB? | That doesn't sound like a Linux |Hey BB, have you finished with | | \ | distribution to me. | my Win 2008 beta yet? | | -.- New OS install.| \ | \ /| | / \ | -.- | []-[] -.- o-o /\| | / o-o /| o-o /| \ | |Which distro? / /\| / /\| Oh, that's not good. | | / | / | | | Arrggghhhmmmmm. | Errrr. | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #134 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070331.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Oh man, I'm constipated. | [Groan] why? | | | \ | \ | [...] | | \ | -.- | \ | | o-o -.- | o-o | \ | | \ | \ | o-o -.- | | Y'know, there should be more songs| So that when someone complains of | \ | | about constipation | constipation everyone can burst through| \ | | | with song. | I feel this lack right now. | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #92 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20071013.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |What do you want for lunch? |Like potato scallops? Ewww. | I'm not hungry. | | \ | \ | o-o \ | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | \ Huh? Did I turn -.- | | \ | \ |you off food? Like were you \ | | \ | Yeah, I could totally go for a |hungry and then asked what I wanted\ | | I was thinking of checking out | potato scallop sandwich. |and my answer was so distasteful \ | | the new fish and chip shop, see | | |that you lost your apetite? \ | | if they have any fried potato | What about you? | Yeah.| | products. | |You are like a walking dieting machine. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #120 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070127.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Happy Birthday BB! How old are you now?| |When you get to be my age, I'm going to | | \ | |laugh at you from my rocking chair and | | \ | -.- |telling your kids to get off of my lawn!| | o-o -.- | o-o / | / | | \ | / | o-o -.- | | Only 33. | Only 33? Dude, you're the | / | | | oldest guy in the office! | / | | | | I am going to enjoy your senility.| | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #83 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070721.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |What are you having for lunch dude? | I had too much junk. |I just remembered I have some fasting | |Man cannot live on slashdot alone | sooo... |to catch up with. | | \ | I feel like barfing. | \ | | o-o | o-o I mean, not barf for lunch. | o-o | | | / I mean, I feel like barfing and | | | | ? not eating. Yuk. \ | | | -.- ------ | -.- ------ | -.- ------ | | | | | / | | | / | | | | ------ | You? ------ | Glad to be of service. ------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- I wonder what happens if you slashdot slashdot - pretty sure I'll never know #108 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070126.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |BB looks happy, should I ask why? | BB has experimented with a proprietary | | | / | Operating System. Ooops, I think Lofty| Why is Lofty shaking? | | / | heard me. | / | | ._. That's usually a bad idea.| \ | []-[] | | / Terrible in this case. | ._. -.- | -.- | | / / | | \ | |Why? -.- | |------| Jealous Rage? |------| | | | ||| || ||| ||| | | | |------| |------| | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #135 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20071006.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |I really wish you'd stop telling people| See? | | |I'm an alien. | / | G'Ah! | | \ -.- []-[] | o-o -.- | o-o \ | | o-o / \ | \ | \ -.- | | I think it's true, \ |Okay, so from a sample of two, you've | \ | |Hey FB, do you think BB is an alien\ |decided that I'm an alien hybrid | Eat up human, you are looking | |hybrid programmed to destroy the | |programmed to destroy the Earth. If that | a little thin. | |earth? | |is so, I'm going to make sure you are in | | | Yep.|my first "harvest". | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #119 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070324.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |I wouldn't mind knowing who thinks our |Yeah, I was really drunk one night and was|I think you made some of that up. | |headoffice is in Melbourne. |just dialing random numbers. Then I... | \ | | \ | \ | []-[] o-o -.- | | []-[] o-o | []-[] o-o -- ? | \ \ | | \ | | / | \ Here is the phone log. | |Oh yeah, that. I accidently told the |... started drinking red bull and coffee | \ Wait, I think you missed | |entire eastern european block that. |mixed together, then I ate a bag of | \ Georgia. | | | |lollies and drank some cough syrup* By | \ | |You told everyone in Eastern Europe? |dawn I had called Eastern Europe. | Hmm, maybe next time. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * don't try this at home, or anywhere else. #91 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070526.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Ah-ha! I did it again! |We should stamp flies on your desk to keep| I was only just telling my friend that | | \ |count. \ | you wouldn't hurt a fly. | | \ | -.- | \ | | o-o ._. | o-o ._. | \ | | \ / | \ | o-o -- Heh? -.- ._. | | \ Oh-oh. | :) | / | | Nah, | | / | | it's okay RD, I just swated| | Wow, you sure got that wrong. | | another fly out of the air.| | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Check this out!--> #100 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20071229.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Have you tried poetry? |Heh. Probably a virus, time to recycle. |Using the surrealist compliment | | \ | / |generator for your love poetry will put | |Only the surealist type. Oh how my |[reboot] Nope, didn't work, I'm |anyone in torment. | |pathological scar desires to read poems|still in torment. | \ | |through the ruddied girth of your soul!| | / | o-o | | / \ | | / | | |------ ._. -.- |------ o-o |------ | || | / || | || | | |------ Someone programmed Lofty to Love|------ |------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- I came for the crazy, I stayed for the compliments: http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG/ #131 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20071215.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | I remember when I had girl problems. |If you mean the crazy girl nextdoor, | | what's up with RD? | \ | she's gone. \ | | \ | Yeah, sure fixed you up huh JJ? \ | \ | | o-o -.- | / \ | o-o -.- | | \ | @@ o-o -.- | / | | apparently he's helping LOFTY | / | / | | with his girl problems. | Careful Holly, JJ's significant | / | | | might be listening. | We are officially in a crazy deficit | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #129 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20071201.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Have a drink! Do you mind if it is | Cool. BB? | I am fairly fussy with the temperature | | \ cold? | \ | \ of drinks. | | []-[] -.- | o-o []-[] -.- | \ | | / C[] | C[] | o-o []-[] -.- | | No, I am in no way fussy with the | | / C[] | | temperature of my drinks. | | / | | | | Sometimes he says bad | | | | things to the cooler. | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #127 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070519.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |I just swated a fly out of the air. | I'm going to get you some chopsticks |Yeah, it will be totally cool. | | / | \ | \ | | / | -.- | \ | | o-o -.- | o-o | \ | | \ / | \ | o-o -.- | | \ Woah man! | So I can be the next Karate Kid? | \ | | \ | |I'm so out of it that my favourite part | | Fly 0, BB 1! | |of the original movie was when they were| | | |tending the bonsai trees. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #99 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070929.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |[singing] Hey! Hey! You! You! I could |The guy who sings that song as if it's |No. I don't want you to be my girlfriend| |be your girlfriend! |normal for a 33 year old married man to be| \ | | / -.- |singing that song. It isn't, and it | o-o -.- I had no idea | | o-o / |creeps me out. \ | / / I had competition | | \ What? Hey! Don't | -.- | / / \ | | \ be that guy BB! | o-o -- You... don't want me |:) Nooooo! \ | | \ | to be your girlfriend? | \| | What guy? | | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #118 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070915.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | bugs! | G'Ah! BB is singing again! | BUGS?! WHERE?! | | \ | \ | / In here, | | \ | \ | @@ OUCH! | | o-o \ | \ | \ | | \ \ | []-[] ._. | \ | | \ \ | / | Sorry, I forgot -- -.- ------| |[singing] bugs bugs bugs -.- ------ | / | to escape a space. | || |bugs bugs bugs bugs bugs | | | Why is the tune always the same? | ------| |bugs bugs bugs bugs bugs ------ | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- I wish I was like this guy! #116 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070901.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |You seem pleased. |Why? |You do in my universe. | | \ | \ | \ | | \ | \ | \ | | o-o :) Yes I am. | o-o | o-o | | \ | | | | \ | | | | -.- ------ | Do I need a reason? -- -.- ------ | -.- ------ | | | | | | | | / | | | | ------ | ------ | * ------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #114 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070120.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |You don't really think that JJ likes | Sounds about right. |Hey JJ, we were just talking about you. | |me as a butterfly yeah? | \ | \ | | \ | \ | \ -.- | | o-o ._. | o-o ._. -.- | o-o I don't want you talking | | / | / / | / about me. | | | / | / ? |Nothing worse | | |Nah, it's cool BB, I've got a handle on| And at a certain point you are going to|than not being talked about | | |your dynamic relationships with others,|rebuild him in your image. | | | |I reckon you are breaking JJ down. | | I strongly disagree.| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #82 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070609.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | |You know that part in 2001 A Space | | What!! | |Odyssey when Hal says 'Just a moment, | | / | |just a moment' and you feel the dread | | -.- o-o | -.- o-o |like the darkness of space itself flow | | \ / | |over your soul? | | \ What? | | / | | \ | | o-o ._. -- No, I hate that | | Just a sec. | | \ movie. | | | | Ahh. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #102 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070224.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Lunchtime! |Which I step over when I say I want to eat|Canibalism is funny. I'm laughing... | | \ |you? \ | / | | -.- o-o | o-o | I am not. / | | | \ | -.- | / / | | | I'm so hungry I could eat a | / | -.- o-o | | | plate full of JJ. | Yes. | / | | | | | / | | You know there is a line. | | ...and where am I going to find a | | | | horse in this town? | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #87 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070811.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Those were nice chips. |On a scale of one to ten, one being cow |He's thinking of running away with the | | \ |dung, and ten being the ambrosia of the |chip company's chairman's daughter. | | \ |gods, how good were they? \ | / | | o-o | \ | []-[] o-o | | | []-[] o-o \ | / | | | / \ | / | | -.- ------ | / -.- ------ | / -.- ------ | | | | | Hmmm. | | | / | | | | ------ | ------ | Yeah, almost that good. ------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #111 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20071110.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | [JJ without a keyboard Part 3] | o-o | You just got put on to the sales guy | | -.-] | / -.-] | who was assisting FB, to pick a | | \ | Or something ramen \ | keyboard colour? | | o-o Yes, we need a USB keyboard| proof. Any varient | \ -.- | | / Okay. Mac compatible if| No worries! | o-o \ | | / possible. | | | Yeah. | | / |Okay, you can put the sales guy on. Thanks| Torturous.| |Did you tell GB you destroyed the last |Hello! Two choices? Beige or Black? | | |one? Better go for titanium. |Black thanks! Bye! | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #124 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070804.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Oohh, porridge, can I have some? |Hmm, how do you spell porridge? |Err, I still don't know how to spell it.| | / | / | / | | / | / S.N.O.T. | / | | @@ o-o []-[] | o-o []-[] \ | o-o Muahahahahaha! | | \ | \ \ | \ | | \ | -.- Eeewww! \ | -.- \ | | If the bears -.- ------ | ------ \ \ | ------ \ | | do not eat you. | | | | | I am never eating porridge \| | | \| | ------ | ------ again. | ------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #110 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070623.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |[One Day] |[Next Day] |[The Day After] | | Wassup!?! | What's the Haps? | | | / | / |I'm going to wait for you to greet me | | -.- o-o | -.- o-o | / first. | | / / | / / | -.- o-o | | / I am. | / I am the Haps. | \ / | | Okaaay. | Riiiight. | \ Kumusta Na Kabigan!* | | | |Arrgh! | | | |Now I remember why I don't do that. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * this is in tagalog, in english: "how are you my friend?" -- TTSKR's 2 year Anniversary --> #104 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070421.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | |Read any good books lately? |There's a great article about blender. | | | \ | \ | | | o-o -.- | \ | | o-o -.- | \ / | \ | | | \ I get the feeling | o-o -.- | | | \ that you don't like | \./\ | | | \ brown-outs. | L \ | | | \ | \./ Yeah, blender is great. | | |Can you pass me my linux magazine? | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #95 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070630.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |What are you listening to? |I don't want you to take this the wrong |...at being more evil when you are the | | \ |way but how could you be more successful |SOURCE OF ALL EVIL?!?! | | \ |at being evil than you already are? | \ | | [o-o] -.- | \ | o-o -.- | | \ | [o-o] -.- | / \ | | \ | / | I'm reviewing it. \ | | How to Succeed in Being Evil. |Why are you listening to it for? What is | \ | | |the insane purpose of you listening to | Oh. | | |something to make you more succesful... | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #105 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20071117.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | [JJ without a keyboard Part 4] | | Frustrating. | | | | \ | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | ._. o-o []-[] -.- | | / \ | / / | / \ | | / What time is it? | / So, this would what my day | / \ | | / / | / would be like if I couldn't type| Certainly, we are all \ | |Menos balat, para buto / | / anything. | communicating via IM \ | | / | Yeah. | to spite you. \ | | G'Ah! | | ? | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- * 'minus the skin, you'd see bone', or 'I'm not wearing a watch silly!' #125 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20071103.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | [JJ without a keyboard Part 2] |GB asked, for what purpose did we require |I told him it was a prop for an office | | |a replacement keyboard. |play we were working on. | | o-o -.- | \ -.- | \ -.- | | / \ | o-o \ | ._. o-o \ | |I just called GB and asked \ | Woah. | \ \ | |him to pick up a keyboard while\ | | Good answer. :) | |he's out. \ | | | | Cool. Like | | | | Gratitude and stuff. | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #123 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070210.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |I feel overworked. |...anything you can do about that in the |Dude that is not a good thing to say. | | \ |short term. | \ | | \ | \ -.- | -.- | | ._. -.- | ._. / | | | | / | Dude. |So good in fact its a wonder God hasn't | |JJ, you are the support | |taken it yet. | \ | |backbone of an o-o ------ | It is your own fault -- o-o ------ | | o-o ------ | |internationally focused | | |because your brain is so good. | | |That's exactly what I mean, | | | |company, and there isn't... ------ | ------ |not good. ------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #85 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070818.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Lunch time JJ. |What are you having for lunch BB? |Looks like a bash prompt with a side | | \ | \ |order of perl. | | \ | \ | \ | | o-o Jus' a sec. | o-o []-[] | o-o []-[] | | \ | \ / | | | \ | Pizza / | | | -.- ------ | / -.- ------ | -.- ------ | | | | | / | | | / | | | | ------ |What is JJ having? ------ | * ------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Man cannot live by Perl alone, not yet anyway. #112 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20071124.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |[JJ without a keyboard Part 5] | [singing] Spill Resistant| It looks funky. | | | \ | \ | | []-[] | o-o -.- | -.- ._. | | / | \ | / \ | |Here's your | Good. | / Want to | |keyboard! | | / swap? | | | | / | | | | No. | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #126 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070825.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Boss wants a new logo for lemontech, |Okay, so give me some keywords, what does |Maybe if I ask someone who isn't | |he wants me to dot it. |lemontech mean to you? |involved, like the coffee girl. | |\ | \ | \ | | []-[] o-o -.- | o-o []-[] -.- | o-o -- Yeah []-[] -.- | | / / | \ / | / / | | Shouldn't be too hard. / | Suck it and see! We are sour but not | / Yeah, she can be your muse! | | / | | in a nice way. | Yeah, you | |It's surprising that he didn't ask our |Ewww. |can use a muse - ha ha that rhymes! | |graphics designer. |How about 'give us some sugar and a shell'| | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #113 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070616.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Just a moment, just a moment. | What was he doing? | It's ready now. | | | | \ | | | | | | -.- | | | | | ._. o-o | Freaking me out o-o | | o-o -.- | | | / | pretending to have / | | | | | Would you stop doing | a serious malfunction as a | | | |------ that? |------ ._. prelude to killing us all. |------ ._. -- Open the coffee door | || | -- Okay. || | \ || | please Lofty. | |------ |------ Actually, he's making me a coffee|------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #103 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070602.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |What are you having for lunch? | |Why not put some mushrooms on it? | | / | I have heaps of vegetables to share. | / | | / | / | / Man I'm not going to | | -.- o-o | -.- o-o | -.- o-o -- do that, that's | | / | / | \ disgusting. | |Dunno. Wait. If your bread is still |I must eat the banana, it is calling me, | \ | |fresh I'm going to make a banana and |'eat me BB, eat me!' | \ | |peanut butter sandwich. | | You eat Spam and Beans. | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #101 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070428.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | |[Thunder]///////////////////////////////| | Weird day huh? | At least the rain has stopped. |//////*/////////////////////////////////| | / | / |////////////////////////////////////////| | -.- o-o | -.- o-o |//-.-///////o-o/--/Ahh,/my/happy/place//| | / | / |////////////////////////////////////////| |Tell me about it, just being outside |There is nothing more depressing than bird|////////////////////////////////////////| |is weird. |song, blue skies and sunshine. |////////////////////////////////////////| | | |////////////////////////////////////////| | | |////////////////////////////////////////| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #96 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070414.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Ooh, thunder. |Sounds like the boss-fella should have |Hehehe, yeah, it's not like we are | | \ |forked out for the UPS |running a nuclear power plant. | | \ | \ | / | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | / | | / | / | o-o -.- | | / | / ------ | ------ | | Sounds ominous | Yeah, right. | !! | |Forget you guys, I'm going -- | | | | | ------ |to back myself up. ------ | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #94 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070202.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | |Don't be like that Lofty, it was only an | | | | eval. \ | | | Login. | \ Want a | | | | | \ coffee? | Yeah, why not? | | Oh it's you, you're back are you?| \ | | \ | | | \ | \ | | o-o | | o-o ------| o-o ------| ------| | | || | || 'Cause I'm going to spit -- | || | ------| ------| lubricant in it? ------| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #136 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070203.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |WRITER: You're being really funny |ARTIST: Yes, this is my new tactic, to be|WRITER: Now that is scriptable! | |today, to bad I can't turn it into a |funny, but in a non-webcomic scriptable |ARTIST: Nooooooo! | |webcomic. |way. -.- | | | o-o -.- | o-o / | That's not funny. | | / \ | / Do you think it is one of those | o-o \ | | / I think I left my | / ones that turns itself off?| \ -.- | | / airconditioner on at home|If not it will | \ | | Ha ha, |turn off when you don't pay your power | Then why am I giggling like | | That's funny. |bill and they turn your power off. | a schoolgirl? | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #84 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070217.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |WRITER: Today is my 6th Wedding |In the past, when you've asked me how come| | |Anniversary, so this update is |I love you, and I would answer, because | I hope you got that down GB. | |dedicated to my soul mate, | / you are the other half of| \ | |Mrs KeyMonkey | o-o me, you might have | \ | | | considered that very | []-[] -.- o-o | | o-o |egotistical and somewhat self-centered. | \ | | / |Yet, that is how I feel when we are apart | \ | | Ahem. |even through a working day, I feel less | Filed under 'BB is crazy in love' | | |than complete when we are not together. | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #86 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070407.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Hmm, maybe my clock is wrong, does your| I can't believe it is that late already. |Better check our anuses for probes. | |clock say 11 minutes past four? | / | / | | / | / -.- | / I'm clear. | | o-o -.- | o-o / | / / | | / | / | o-o -.- | | What the heck?! | Oh man. | \ | | | | \ | | | | Yep, so am I. | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #93 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070310.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |WRITER: In the previous comic I mentioned Nachos, so I thought it would be more fair to the kind audience what Nachos | |means to me and how I prepare it. Firstly, I love the beef mince, originally I'd have mixed beans (when I was a vegetarian| |), but now I have both. I fry up some mince, chopped onion, tomoto and some speghetti sauce. If I'm feeling particularly | |hungry, or showing off to some guests I might also add mushrooms and some mixed beans (including chickpeas). At some point| |(usually after I have served the kids), I add some burrito powder to give it some kick. For the guacamole I use two | |avocados, some guacamole powder and sour-cream. Did I forget the corn chips? I place the corn chips on plates, sprinke | |with grated cheese and microwave for not more than 25 seconds. I place the mince/beans/sauce on top and add more cheese | |and serve with guacamole and a little more sour-cream on top. | |ARTIST: I was hungry before, now all I can thing about is your nachos, I hate you. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #89 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070106.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |I am a beatiful dancing butterfly! | |Please tell me I'm a pretty butterfly. | | \ | Tell me I'm pretty. | \ | | \ | \ -.- | \ | | o-o -.- | o-o / | o-o -.- ._. | | / | / | / / | | You are destroying my brain. | You're kidding right? | Only if you stop it, you / | | | | are a pretty butterfly. / | | | | / | | | | Err. I'll come back later guys| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #80 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070112.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |This guy wants his order processed |Vetted? |He's getting impatient. | | right now. | \ | / | | \ | []-[] BB wants to make sure the order| -.-] | | \ I haven't vetted him yet. | isn't fraudulent. \ | o-o ------ | | -.-] \ | -.-] | / | | | | \ | |He'll have to realise that he has called| | o-o ------ | | Australia, a land full of laid-back | | | | | | and cyncial people. | | ------ | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #133 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070714.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |There's a croissant with your name on |I'm too old to be a pig , besides, it goes|If I get damned for gluttony, you're | |it in the kitchen. |with coffee! |going to get a karma penatly! | | \ | \ -.- | \ | | o-o -.- | o-o \ | o-o -.- | | / / | / I lost my appetite, if | / | | / Nah, I don't, go have it. | / you're not going to eat it, then| / | | / | / just leave it there or something.| / | |I already aite mine, if I eat yours too| / |Wait, that didn't make sense. | |that will make me a pig. | Great, now tempation! | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #107 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070728.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |I'd Give it a couple of hours, yes, | |The guy is into you, he sounds audibly | |Goodbye. | IT IS NOT RECIPROCATED!!! |disapointed when I answer the phone, | | \ Why does this guy | / |'I wanted JJ, pleasee pass me on to JJ' | | -.-] -- keep calling me? | -.- | \ | | | | -.- \ | | | | \ \ | | It's obviously love -- o-o ------ | o-o ------ | \ o-o ------ | | | | | | | | \ | | | | ------ | ------ | You know what? I hate you. ------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #109 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070113.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Well that's just great, not only are |I've stopped now, back to work! | | |you freaking me out with your | \ | You are not working. | |interpretive dance, now RD thinks I | \ -.- | / | |appreciate you as a dancing butterfly. | o-o / | o-o -.-] | | \ | / / | / | | o-o -.- | / Actually, now that I think about | I'm making an appointment to see | | | / it, there are a few simularities. | a therapist. | | | / | | | | Hey, look over there, some work to do! | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #81 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20071027.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |[[JJ Without a Keyboard Part 1] |It started out fo the blue. |Oh I think I've alredy destroyed that | | | \ |one, like I've destroyed this one. | |Arrgh! my letters type things, what do | -.- ._. o-o | / | | / you call these? numbers? | / \ \ | -.- o-o | | / | / Weird. \ | / | | -.- ._. | / \ | / | | / |do we have a spare keyboard? \ | Shall we declare a monitorium on | | maybe it's a charset? | yep, here | destroying keyboards? | | | it is | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #122 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070922.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |[singing] I can show you the world! |[singing] It's a shimmering splendour! | Great. I wish you'd all go back to | | | \ | humming songs about serial killers. | | []-[] -.- | o-o []-[] -.- | \ | | | \ | | \ \ | o-o []-[] -.- | | | G'Ah! | | :) ? | \ / / | | Sorry, I've got | | | \ / At least then I'd | | it in my head | | | \ / know I'm safe.| | | You are right, that is catchy. | :) | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #117 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070512.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | |I'm glad you're back, I missed you. | Err, right. | | | / | \ | | | / -.- | o-o \ | | o-o | o-o / | \ -.- | | | \ / |With you around I \ | | | \ I went into the kitchen... |can justify a party, on \ | | | \ |my own I really can't. \ | | |Yeah, I know, at least when you are around| \ | | |we can shake things up. |You are really scary sometimes BB. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #98 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20071208.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Ready for my report BB? Usage? Sure.|Err, RD? Why are you hitting Lofty so |If it's pr@n I'm going to be so | | | / | hard? |disapointed. \ | | | o-o | \ Why don't you ask why GB is | \ | | | | o-o using so little? \ |I've actually got \ | | | RD: 80% JJ: 15% BB: 5% GB: 0% | ._. |some girl problems. o-o -.- | | | / | -.- | | / | |------/ | / |------ / | || | |Oooh! A question for a question. He's || | Didn't see that coming. | |------ |hiding something! |------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #128 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20071020.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | I hate backlogs |I am not the best. RD is the best. Can | | | \ |you imagine if we lost him? | What if you lost RD and myself. | | o-o -.- | \ | \ | | \ | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | | That is what you get when you're| / | \ | | the best. | / | Hmm, time to create a new company | | |Like in the kitchen? I dunno, throw in | and slink away into the night. | | |wireless laptops so he could keep on | | | |working? What if we lost you? | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #121 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20071222.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Merry Christmas BB! |Have you given up the spam yet BB? |That's just wrong! | | | You too Lofty! | / | | | | | / | []-[] | | | | | o-o | | | ;) I did give it up :( | | | | You *injested* Spam? o-o | | / / | | | | | / | | []-[] o-o | |------ |------ / |------ | || | || | I think I'm losing || | -- Merry Christmas GB! | |------ |------ him |------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #130 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070505.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |I had no idea how dependant we are on | | | |electricity \ | | | | \ | | | | o-o ._. | o-o ._. -.- | | | \ | / / | o-o ._. | | Oh I don't know, I'm writing a | / ... step three, | \ | | report, it looks like JJ becomes | [...] distribute, step four | \ | | more creative when he isn't at a | PROFIT! | Yeah, I'll get back to you on that. | | computer. | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #97 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070908.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | |Was it a good nothing or a bad nothing |Now I just have to figure out what the | | |'cause it sounded like a squeal from a |the fix is. \ | | |frightened little girl. | \ | | o-o Yoooowwwwww! | \ | o-o \ | | / \ | o-o It was good, I have it fixed | / \ | | What was that? \ | \ \ | / \ | | -.- ------ |That is good news, I -.- ------ | And now I sigh like -.- ------ | | / | | |don't know if I'd sqeal like | | | and old man. | | | | Nothing. ------ |a frightened girl though. ------ | ------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #115 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070707.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | | | .--------------. | .--------------. | .--------------. | | / \ | / \ | / \ | | / o-o -.- \ | / o-o -.- \ | / o-o -.- \ ----------. | | .--------------------. | .--------------------. | .--------------------. | | | | | | | | | | |I wish you had a license. |...and not fall asleep. That would make |are less than hopefull | | |I really don't feel like driving right |a great haiku, but I'm not that good at |and some make me look like | | |now, remind me to turn the music way up|counting sylables. I know some of them...|the most evil man in the world. Yep.| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #106 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070303.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |[Whistling] |Score! Maybe I can invite myself over? | | | Why are you in a good | \ | Ooooh! | | mood? \ | -.- | \ | | o-o -.- | o-o | \ | | \ | / | o-o -.- | | I'm having nachos tonight. | Sure, the good news is that we're having | \ | | | nachos, the even better news is that | Yep, it's 'Nachos y take your belt | | | there is plenty of it. | off, you won't be needing it.' | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #88 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2007/20070317.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Here RD, have an apple! |Just bought another macmini, everyone keep|How do you feel now that you're a mac | | \ |RD away from it. \ |guy? | | \ | -.- | \ It's better | | ._. -.- | o-o -- I bought | o-o []-[] -.- -- than being a | | [CRUNCH TINKLE] | | / him some ramen, so he | | \ | windows guy. | | / | | / should be fine. | | Hey! | | | / Never seen anyone bite thru | / ------ |With a | | | / a macmini like that. | / Hmm, why won't it talk to me?| | |corresponding +3 | | |I was hungry. |Stranger danger. ------ |to charisma. Duuuude! | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is it scary when your software developer eats your hardware? #90 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060121.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Oh man, it's so hot, I can feel the |Nooooo! Stop Dancing! |Where are my headphones? | |steam off me. \ | \ | \ | | \ | \ | \ | | \ | \ | Doo-be-dah \ | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | o-o -- Doo-be-dah -.- | | \ | \ | Doo-be-dah / | | \ | \ | / | | Nah, it's dancing | C'mon JJ, Dance with ME! | / | | weather! | | I need to find my happy place! | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #30 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20061014.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Bathrooms are challenging to whom GB? |Like when you need to pee, but there's a |and then wonder if it's really the type | | \ | \ big mushroom in your way? Or |of mushroom you should take a bite of | | -.- | o-o when you're trying to wash |and three weeks later you wake up in | | ._. -- I thought it was somehow | your face, and you |hospital and realise everyone has seen | | relevant to the mushroom in |can't see anything for the ._. -.- |naked and passed out in the bath. | | the bathroom. |spores? Or when you're / / | \ | | []-[] |bathing and you get a little LOL / | o-o o_. -.- | | / |peckish and so you take a / | / | | He He, that rhymes. |bite out of a mushroom. {...} | Errrm, I think that's just you BB. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #68 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20061028.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Let me get this straight, you played |There had to be a balance. There were |...Starbuck, Apollo or Boomer. | |Battle Star Galactica in the schoolyard|very pretty girls playing on the Galactica| \ | |as a child, and you played on the |side, how often to you see pretty girls | \ | |Cylon's side? \ |playing a Sci-Fi game? We had to make it | o-o -.- | | -.- |interesting. \ | / / | | o-o -- Had to. / | o-o Interesting? -- -.- | / I think you have ascended to| | / |Yeah, no / |We used to Uber-geekhood dude.| | Had to? |Cylons, no game, pretty girls go away. So |cream those Vipers, | | |we sacrificed our desire to play-act as...|you couldn't fly 'em backwards back then| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #70 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20061216.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |[Strawberry Cheesecake] |I thought so, the groaning tipped me off. |I think I'll wait a little longer. | | | \ | \ | | | \ -.- | \ | | o-o -.- | o-o | o-o -.- | | / \ | / | / | |Does it taste like pretty \ |I thought, that can only be the sound of |It's not the tasting, it's the | |girls in strawberry suits \ |pleasure of a man who has pretty girls in |anticipation! | |giving eachother passionate \ |strawberry suits giving eachother |... also you didn't give me a spoon. | |kisses upon your tounge? Yes. |passionate kisses upon his tounge. | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #77 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20061202.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Whacha lunching? |I'm yummy. |I know I look delicious, but I think | | \ | \ |noodles work better. | | -.- o-o | -.- o-o | \ | | \ | / | -.- o-o | | You. | / | / | | I'm going to | ... take you outside and | Noodles? | | hit you over the| fry you on the table. | | | head... | | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #75 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060916.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |No worries, bye |You are not a gifted catcher, and I have | Ooops! [[smash!]] | | \ |no idea how much these things cost. | / [[tinkle]] | | o-o] -.- | \ | / | | / | o-o ] | o-o -.- xx-[] | | / | \ C'mon -- -.- []-[] | / | | Hey BB, throw me the phone dude! | \ | / | | | \ | I'd say they cost about a hundred | | | Oh, okay | and thirty dollars so far. | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #64 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060902.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | You have my phone. |Yeah, mine just ran out of battery, do you|Everyone wants to talk to you anyway, | | \ |mind if I borrow yours? \ |nobody wants to talk with me. | | \ | -.-] | \ | | o-o -.-] | o-o \ | o-o -.-] | | | / \ | / / | | |Heh, sure, just remember \ | / You're getting seriously Emo dude| | |that you have to answer it. \ | / | | | \ |Nobody Loves me, everybody hates me... | | | Cool, no worries. | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #62 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060527.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Reboot...Login...Reboot...Login... |What is your bidding master? |You are one sick puppy BB. | | \ |Yes, my master! | \ | | \ |What is your bidding master? ? | \ | | \ |Yes, my master! / | \ | | o-o |What is your bidding master? -.- | o-o -.- | | ------ |Yes, my master! | ------ | | | | | ------ | | | You can have my | | ------ | | | | ------ power cable now JJ. | | | ------ | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #48 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20061007.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Have I ever told you how I totally |I yelled at this guy for being too loud, |There was a mushroom in there, so I | |alienated a cleaning contractor? |it turned out that he was there to clean |kinda feel bad because I closed the | | \ |the bathroom. |bathroom door in his face. | | \ | \ | \ | | ._. -.- | o-o ._. -.- | ._. -.- []-[] | | / | \ | / | | / | Perhaps you need to make a lot of | / | | I think just once. | noise to clean bathrooms |--- o-o Bathrooms are challenging | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #67 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060325.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | You can do the remote install, you're |I bow to your console prowess. You rock. |Oh for goodness sake, you both rock, I | | the remote install specialist | \ |will do the install! | | \ | \ | / | | \ | \ | / | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | []-[] o-o -.- | | / | / | \ / | | / | / | \ / | |Are you sure? I am not in the same | / | \ / | |league as your 1337-ness. | No Mr BB Sir, you rock! | :) | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #39 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060708.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |My girlfriend keeps telling me that |Yeah, I've been on the Internet for so |I've got seven of those, take your pick.| |internet relationships are superficial.|long that I don't even exist anymore. | | | | \ | \ | | | | []-[] o-o -.- | []-[] o-o -.- | | o-o -.- | | \ | \ / | | \ | | Dude, the whole internet | \ Should I write her a letter?| | []-[] With a pen and paper, JJ | |----- is superficial |------ \ |------ \ remind her that you are real| | | | | Using a wordprocessor? | | \ | |----- |------ |------ What's vi? | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #54 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060318.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |[the thing about pickles] | |People who eat things like Dill Pickles?| | | What is that oh master of Burger Trivia?| \ | | | \ | Yes, exactly. \ | | | \ | / \ | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | | / = = \ | = \ = | / | | / ? | The Dill Pickles in our burgers are not | / | | You know what I reckon? | actually food, but a trace program |You eat too much junkfood, and you watch| | | designed to keep track of people. |The Matrix too much. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #38 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060520.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Darn, I'm out of power cables. |That JJ should go for a walk to the local |You are really creepy sometimes BB. | | \ |store? | / | | \ I'm all out of spares | \ Sacrifice! | / | | \ too. | \ \ | / | | -.- | o-o | \ -.- o-o | -.- o-o | | | \ | \ | / | | ------ \ | ------ | Sacrifice! | | | | You know what | | | -- I hope you don't mean me|---- | | ------ this means? | ------ | | -- I'll just be going now. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #47 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060722.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |There, I've enabled the peer-to-peer. | n | Y with a capital Y. | | / | / y | \ | | / | / / | \ | | / o-o | / o-o | o-o | | / \ | / | | | -.- you are so cool. | -.- | -.- | |----- |------ \ |------ | | | | | Totally N | | -- It's a good thing we don't | |----- |------ |------ keep guns in the office | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #56 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060624.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Here is her number. |Well JJ,it looks like we are at an impasse|Where?!?! | | \ | \ | \ | | \ | \ | \ | | []-[] o-o -.- | []-[] o-o -.- | []-[] o-o -.- | | |55| | |55| / | / |55| | | | / | / | | | / | / | | | Hey, isn't that Bill Gates? | I have taught you well my apprentice. | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Where does a year go? #52 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060805.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |I gave up caffeine and went on a |At some point I installed Debian on GB's |Someone had better tell me what Debian | |bender. \ |Server. We really need to look at our |is! / | | -.- |server security. \ | []-[] o-o -.- | | []-[] | -.- o-o | / | | | \ | []-[] |It's a Linux distribution especially | | In Salt Lake City?!! | \ |popular for the more technical-minded | | | What's Debian? |Linux User. | | | | | | | | | | Man, what was I thinking?| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #58 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060408.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell| | | |is hot! | and Manga, but I fail to see your point! | | | \ | \ | Not Me! | | []-[] | \ | / []-[] | | o-o $ -.- | o-o $ []-[] -.- | o-o $ -.- | | c[ ] / | c[ ] / | c[ ] / | | / | / | / | |Yes, she is hot, she's also an anime | / |Yeah not you... wait... uurrgghh! | |character! | ...and who fights evil in a bikini? | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #41 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20061104.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |I don't want to creep you out or |...but I just worked out that it is 126 |So it might not be too early to start | |anything... |days until your next birthday, or about |discussing gifts. | | \ |10,886,400 seconds. | | | o-o -.- | \ -.- | o-o -.- | | . | o-o / | . | | Uhoh | [...] | My mother warned me about this.| | ------ | ------ | ------ | | | | |I could have been more accurate-- | | | I can even work out when -- | | | | ------ | ------ | you're going to die. ------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #71 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20061111.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Ahh, viral song. | Noooo! |Sorry GB, I think you are tone-deaf | | \ What? | \ | \ | | \ / | \ -.- | \ | | o-o []-[] | o-o []-[] \ | o-o -.- []-[] | | \ | / What? |If we / | | |[singing] Its the viral song, the | / |could somehow channel your disability | |viral song, the viral song, listen to | Its the viral song, the viral song, the |into a device we might have seomthing | |the viral song, it's the viral song |viral song, listen to the viral song, its |ready to market. | | | |the viral song | I'd buy that... wait| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #72 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060812.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |He's taking it really bad. |I'm sure it will be good in the long run, | | | / | o-o -- I've always wanted to work in | :) | | o-o | a Linux only shop. | o-o \ | | -.- | | \ -.- | | / | -.- | :) | | Yeah, I'm starting to feel | / | []-[] | | regret. | / | ; ; | | | And no more expensive |I didn't want you to install Linux on my| | | proprietary software licenses. | server! | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #59 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060225.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |There is no way that you are going to |You have made me look like someone who has|You have that look on your face that | |put my picture up on the internet |just been caught looking at internet |you have already uploaded it 10 minutes | | \ |pornography! \ |ago \ | | \ | \ | \ | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | o-o -- More like 8 -.- | | \ | \ | / | | \ | \ | / | | Why not man, the camera loves | Yeah, I did didn't I? | You know what, I hate you. | | you! | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #35 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060218.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Hey JJ, can I bother you for a second? | | ----------------------- | | | | |Are you surfin' porn?| | | What? | [[Click]] ? | | | | | \ | / | | -.- -- ? | | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | o-o | | | | | / | \ ----------------------- | | | Noooo! Why are you taking my picture? | \ | | | | Amusement mostly. | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #34 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060422.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |I'm off to the local store for a drink,| | | |do you want anything? | Positive? | | | \ | \ Yes. | Are you sure, you're sure? | | \ | \ \ | / | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | | \ | \ / | / | | \ | Sure? / | Arrgghh! | | No Thanks. | / | | | | Yes. | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #43 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060610.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |ARTIST: duuude. i'm honestly torn. |WRITER: the whole situation is weird, it |ARTIST: I think your creative juice is | | a part of me finds it funny. | apparently gets worse if I turn | one part artisticness and eight| | a part finds it head-aplodingly| it into a webcomic. | parts my misery | | weird. | | | | * -.- | o-o | -.- | | / | / | | |-- | I didn't take it. ------ | ------ | | | | | | | | | -- have you seen my plush Tux? | |-- | ------ | ------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #50 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060617.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Her name is Eliza, she's a real looker.|Wait. I can't stop getting the feeling | Err. | | \ |that you are lining me up for some evil | / | | \ Tell me more. |purpose. \ | / ..to be bartered and traded for?| | \ \ | \ | / \ | | o-o -.- []-[] | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | | | \ \ | \ / | | | Would I do that? \ | She drives a DeLorean / | | | \ | / | | | Am I just a peice of meat to you? | Call me mystery meat, tell me more.| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #51 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060603.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Hey JJ, my wife wants to set you up |Hmm, okay... GB, my wife wants to set you |You have to call yourself JJ. | |her sister |up with her sister. | / | | \ | / | / (???) | | \ | / | / / | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- []-[] | o-o -.- []-[] | | \ | / | \ | | (...) | / | \ | | | Wow, is she pretty? What's| And Bathe a little more. | | | the catch? | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #49 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060429.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Ohh I love popcorn, it's like being to |Yeah, staring me, BB! |and it will be called, 'Everyone Loves | |the show of my life. | \ |Raymond BB'! | | \ | \ Ahuh. | / | | \ | \ \ | / | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | | \_/ \ | / \ | / | | \ | / \ | It's always about you, isn't it BB? | | of your life? |and Co-Staring... JJ! \ | | | | Oh brother. | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #44 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060415.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |What do you feel like lunching today, | I dunno, what do you feel like lunching? |Oh for goodness sake, we're having | |Dude? \ | \ |fish and chips. My Shout. | | \ | \ | / | | \ | \ | / | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | []-[] o-o -.- | | / | \ | \ / | | Dunno Dude, what do you feel like | \ | \ / | | lunching? | I dunno. | \ / | | | | :) | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #42 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060401.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | |Well that's it, I'm out of ideas. | | | | \ | | | | \ | | | | \ | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | | | | / | | | | I told you! you should have drawings | | | | you can't go wrong with drawings. | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #40 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20061125.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Will there be anything else sir? |What did she just call you? |She calls me JJ, she calls GB, GB and | | \ | \ |she calls HOLLY, 'Girlfriend'. | | \ $ | -.- | \ | | o-o ^-^[ ] | o-o | o-o -.- | | \ | / | / \ | | No thanks. |She called me sir. |Should I feel offended? \ | | | | \ | | | | Either that or old | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #74 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20061118.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | |That's weird, I've never had them go away |I know, you should see the expression on| | What? |that quickly before. |your face. \ | | / | / | \ | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | | \ | / / | \ | | \ | / BOO! | \ | | (Hick) Hiccups. | Gah! | Huh? | | | I don't have them anymore JJ. | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #73 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060819.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | Like replace his operating system | | @@ -- Why is GB crying again? BB, | o-o -- Don't look at me, this time it| / with Linux? | | you haven't done something to | wasn't me. | @@ | | him have you? | -.- | o-o -.- | | | / | \ / | | | It was me, in his eyes | []-[] :) | | | I have done something truly evil| ...all my Media Player skins, gone | | | | gone gone! | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #60 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060204.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Have you noticed that our office is up-| I'm panting, wheezing and I'm out of | | |hill from our favourite take-away shop?| breath, we are walking up hill. | | | \ | \ | | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | | \ | \ | \ | | Nah, you're wrong. | Maybe you should consider | Does not compute. | | | it as our pre-lunch workout | | | | | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #32 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060211.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | |I've switched my calls through Lofty now. | You have made a Linux box filter out | | [[BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ]] | \ | unsolicted phone calls. | | | o-o | \ | | -.- | Incoming call. Hello? Owner of | o-o -.- | | ------ | | / the business? I'm sorry he is | / []-[] | | | | -- What the hell is that? | / unavailable at the moment. No | :) / | | ------ | |------ I'm sorry I don't think we need | / | | It's my phone || | to switch our phone services. | Anyone know why I can't dial out? | | |------ Thank you for your call, Goodbye.| | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #33 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060826.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | I installed Debian with a dual-boot| | ...my collection of windows utilities | | \ | | \ gone forever! | []-[] -.- | []-[] -.- | | []-[] | / / | \ | | | / Err, GB? | Oh. | | | (sob) yes? | | | ------ | ------ |Would you like to know what ------ | |Woo! Baby I like your prompt --| | | Oooh, you're nice and quick -- | | |I'm doing with your system -- | | | | ------ | ------ |right now? ------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #61 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060114.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |[after a hard day at work] | Dude, that's my skull. | You should search Google | | | \ | \ | |Dude, where's my keys? | \ | \ | | \ | \ | o-o -.- | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | \ | | | / / | / | For my keys or my skull? | | | / Where's your keys, dude?| / | | | | / | Oh yeah. Dude, your skull feels funny| I found your keys, your skull is | |Not funny dude, where's my skull? | | still out there. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #29 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060128.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Happy Birthday BB! | I can't believe how old you are, I hope |How does it feel to be the oldest person| | \ | / | I don't look that ugly at 32. |in the office BB? | | []-[] @@ -.- | / | \ | | | @@ -.- | []-[] | | o-o | \ o-o | o-o | | / | He is like a bad vintage | | / | | / | hoping that he'll age well | | / | | Oh, I was hoping you had | | | Not as good as it felt yesterday GB | | forgot!|Up till now I thought I was good looking. | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---comic 31, celebrating my 32nd birthday on the 30th of January - sure timed that well ;) #31 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060909.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |[Phone Ringing] |Was it something you said? |You have reached LemonTech, home of | |You have reached LemonTech, home of | \ |suck-it-and-see technology. | |suck-it-and-see technology | []-[] -.-] | \ | | / | | -.-] | | []-[] -.-] | | / | | \ | o-o | [...] o-o | | [...] | / ------ | / ------ | | Hmm, they just | They'll call back, they always | | | See? They always call back | | | | hung up. | do. [Phone Ringing] ------ | ------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #63 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20061021.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |I can't wait for BSG Season 2 to come |Oh, we used to play that in the schoolyard| | |out. \ | \ | | | -.- | o-o | | | o-o -- BSG? / | \ | o-o -.- | | / | \ Wow, that's pretty cool. -- -.- | | | Battle Star Galactica | \ | | | | \ | | | | I was on the Cylon's side. | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #69 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20061223.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Merry Christmas JJ! |[Artist] Merry Christmas Writer |[Writer] Merry Christmas Artist, JJ | | \ | | | | \ | -.- | | | o-o -.- | o-o | o-o -.- | | / | \ | / | | / | \ | Hey, what about me? | | Merry Christmas BB! | Yeah, Merry Christmas Writer!| | | | |[Writer] I already know you won't be | | | | Muahahahahah! | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #78 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20061209.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Noodles? I can put them on the boil |... and I don't have to go to prison and |Oooh, yes please! Either that or I go | |now. \ |be called a 'monster'... we are go for |for plan B. \ | | \ |noodles, make it so! \ | \ | | -.- o-o | o-o | \ | | / | -.- | -.- o.o | | / | \ | | |I conceed the point, the noodles would | Now? | | |be far easier to prepare than your | | | |good self... | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #76 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060513.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Now to reboot. | What do you mean? |What is your bidding master? | | \ | \ | | | | \ Yes, my master! | \ He never calls *me* master! | | | | \ / | \ \ | | | | o-o / -.- | o-o -.- | o-o | -.- | | ------ \ | / ------ | | / | | | | \ | / | | | ------ That was a fast reboot,| | ------ What? What |He doesn't call ------ | | | and you are some kind | | have you done to lofty? |GB spoon-face either, what's your point? | ------ of sicko | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #46 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060923.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | It's another delivery for BB. | |I'll be back in the arvo, I've got some | | / | |offline stuff to do. | | @@ []-[] | So, you're the new guy, how are you | / | | / | fitting in? | / | | / | \ ._. | o-o -.- | | Everyone loves BB, even the | \ / | / | | people at... Ubuntu. Figures. | ------ / |I think that might be the weirdest thing| | | | | Looks like right |you have ever said. | | | ------ in the middle. | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #65 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060506.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Ahh, fixed it. |That God can forgive his sinful pr0n habit| | | \ | \ | | | \ | \ | Same thing. | | -.- o-o | \ | / | | / | -.- o-o | -.- o-o] | | / | / | / | | Great, I'll tell the client the | No, that you just cleaned his box | / | | good news! | of downloaded trojans and viruses |G'Day Sir, I have some good news and | | | |we just fixed your computer | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #45 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20061230.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Should I put on the airconditioning? | |Nah, I'm freezing, I think some | | \ | |interpretive dance will warm me up. | | \ | -.- | \ | | o-o -.-] | o-o / | o-o -.- | | \ | / | / | | Brr. It's too cold! | You're kidding right? | Nooo! Stop you evil man! | | | | | | | | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #79 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060304.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Hey JJ, are you surfin' porn? |How is the pornstar going? | You are ruining my life you know! | | \ | / | \ | | \ | / | \ | | []-[] | @@ | What you think \ | | -.- | -.- | o-o -- anyone noticed? -.- | | / | / | / | | / | / | / | | No, and that isn't even | What??!!! Gah. Arrgggh! | / | | close to being funny anymore. | | Including my mom, yes. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #36 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060715.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |I'm going to the store, can I get you |Chocolate right? |Tree falling in the woods? If no one is| |anything? | \ |in the wood, does it make a sound? | | / | \ | \ | | -.- o-o | -.- o-o []-[] | -.- o-o []-[] | | / | / | \ \ | |Yeah, something that will make me sad |This guy is amazing, give him an age old |It can be heard by \ | |when I'm happy and happy when I'm sad. |riddle and he gives you the answer. |by two men standing Hmm, trees falling| | | |outside the wood. make a lot of | | | | noise, true. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #55 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060701.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Happy 4th of July JJ, today we |Sorry, it's your accent, it like trips me |Gotta find an American | |celebrate your independence! |out. \ | \ | | \ | \ | \ | | []-[] o-o -.- | []-[] o-o -.- | []-[] o-o -.- | | / | \ \ | \ | \ | | / | \ Okay, need to find an | My mother was American. \ | | Dude, I'm from the Philippines, not | \ American. | | ;) | | America. | \ |I'm not about to celebrate your | | | I'm half American. |independence, GB, you're still a slave. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #53 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060729.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | What's up with JJ? | What's the good news? |If that is true, how can there be any | | \ | \ |bad news? \ | | o-o []-[] | o-o []-[] | o-o []-[] | | \ | \ | \ | | Hmm? Oh, yeah, I've got some| \ | \ | | good news and some bad news| \ | \ | | | JJ isn't caffeine dependant anymore| He's calling from | | | | Salt Lake City | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #57 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060311.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |[JJ in 'Retribution'] | |BB!!!?? Why do you have a dirty desk? | | | You'll see! | \ \ | | ;) | \ | Oh, no! \ \ | | / | \ | / \ \ | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | o-o -.- \ | | / | \ / | / \ | | / | ? / | / \| | Why is all this rubbish on my desk | / |I find retribution is best served slight| | | Hey BB, Why is your DESK so DIRTY!?! |-ly crazy with a side of clean-freak. | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #37 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060107.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Is your desk clean? | Are you sitting up straight?| Is your rubbish bin empty? | | \ | \ | \ | | \ | -.- \ | Yes, we needed room to fit \ | | -.- \ | o-o \ \ | / your body in \ | | / \ | | Yes, I'm sitting \ | o-o it. -.- \ | | / \ | Dude, what are straight \ | / \ | | Yes, my desk is clean. \| you doing? | \| / \| | | | | I hope she didn't hear that.| | |If I answer correctly, she might stop. | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #28 File: mirrors/ttskr/ttskr2006/20060930.txt TTSKR ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Hmm, are you going to be okay without |Well if you get desperate, I have some | | |me? \ |chocolate biscuits on my desk. | | | \ | \ | Wait... | | \ | \ | \ | | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | o-o -.- | | / | / / | \ | | / | / You are no chocolate | Yeah, just long enough for me to | | No, I mean... 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Tonight we'll take the monitor, ok?. / / ____,, ___ ///( _\ ,''. \ )C` '\' ^/^ )__) \ -_| ___ \=_ c ___/ /___ ,____-//,_\ __\ \__ /` ~ ,\/-__/ | \/ ~ \ / / . _\_.\/ | \ ,(. (._ \ / _/' ( / | ' ) / ____) \ | \ \( `-' _/_/\/( \ | \ _ \______ |:::=| ) _ /_/ / \_/ `) |:::H| / /// | \)___/__/__ |:::H|/ \ | ________ | ,-|:_:_| /\ || || \ (( ( | )` )| b'ger || ) \\` \ '/ ( | || ( \\ \ \ / |________|| ) \\ | )(____--_____o| ( \\| / |_/__|____\_ ___) __)) -----/-_)_|_______=_|------'---'-- Me here are Jonathon, betcher doin' Jane. / ____~ ____ ///( _\ (((. \ )))` '\ */* ) ) ((( -_( \7_( \ ___/ /___ ,____ ( _\\ _\_ /` ~ ,\/-__/ ( \( ` \ / / . _\_.\/ | __|(. (._\_ \ / _/' ( / | /`___) / ____) \ | \ \( `-' /\/ % ,/\/% \ | %%% % %%%%%%%% _ /_/ / `%%%%) %%%%%%%%% /// ) %%%| %%%%%%%% %\ %% | %%%%%%% \ | | ( ( ( )` )` ) \ \` \ / ( ( \ \ ) \ / / \ \ | )( )(_ \ \| / |/____\-- -- __))\___ -----/-_) b'ger ------'---''---' - [Doin' the twostep] \____ ___, __\o___|__ __)____)__ /// =. -)- ))) _/ \_c/ \=_/ \__ /= \/ )_/=\ \ ^|\ __((_\_/\ )\ \___ __ /_/-\o____) _\_\,__o/-\_\ \/ ))__|_ (x_\_:M \/ ,/:_/_s) \ *\ \ / /o / \ *\ \ / /o / \,/ `) (' \,/ / ( | | ) \ ,- <___( )___> -\ -,--(o \| |-.--,-- | |/ o)--,. - b'ger [_,_(o \__ _/ o)_,_/ \_,___] [___,_/ File: mirrors/bger/line_art/hell.txt ___ / \ )'__/ \(\\ _\\__ /,_ \--\ ____// \ | \ /,-' ` _)/ |\_ `` ,o_:) ``` . / \ / \ . ( c c ) . ( ) \ / ( ) ( ) ' | | ' ( ) _#, . ...,:o o:,.. . ,#_ ,, b'ger [barge of Charon] _._ _/,__\, __/ _/o'o / '-.___'/ __ /__ /\ )__/_))\ /_/, __,____ // '-.____|--' \\ e,e / // /___/| |/ \/\ \\ 'o /))) : \___\| / , \/ \\ -' \\__,_/| \/ / \ \\ \_\| \/ \ \\ | || < '_ \ \\ | || / ,| / / \\ | || | / | /\ \\ | || \_/ | | | \\ | ||_______________,' |__/ \ \\ \|/_______________\___/______\_ \\ \________________________ \__ \\ ___ \________________________ _\_____ \\ _____/ \________________________ \\ ~~~~~~~~ b'ger / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~\\~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ // [Cerberus] /\_/\____, ,___/\_/\ \ ~ / \ ~ \ ) XXX XXX / /\_/\___, \o-o/-o-o/ ~ / ) / \ XXX _| / \ \_/ ,-/ _ \_/ \ / ( /____,__| ) ( |_ ( ) \) _| _/ _) \ \__/ (_ b'ger (,-(,(,(,/ \,),),) [gate of Hell] _ __) \__ \/_ , \ ._ \ )| / c \ _|_ _/\_\ __/ _|___ _)\/ _\ | ' / _.-/ |/ _|_/\ ___/_ _/ | \ ) / , _/ \ | / _/ ( | \ ' / _./__,| / / ) ) (),/ | / / / , | / ) / | /\ | \| / ) |/ \| | / / | //,, | / //,, /( )\ ,7 _/ /( ,7 _/ /,/ '-.\_ >_/(, /_.- >_/(, .--------"-----. __ \ \ .--------'-----. __ \ \ |________|_____|-\/\\/ ,'\ |________|_____| -\/\\/ ,'\ _|______\____\ |'_/// \ _|______\____\ |'_/// \/________\____\ \, /________\____\ \, | ____ | |_________/__|________|____| / | |___ | | |__________________| | | / _/|/____/| | |__________________\ | | (_( |)_____) | |__________________( - | \\ | | | )\| | ' )\| | | /_|| | | /_|| - | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ' | | | | | | | | - | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ___| | __|___ | - __'___ )/__| | /__/o o\ | | /___/o o\ |' __| | )__ \.\| | | )___ \.\| |_/ | - \_\_| | | |\_\_| |- | | | | | | | | .---. | | | | | ,o' _/ | - ' | | ' )_(('| | | | | | \\,_ | | | - | //_ \ | | |- | | ,___// \ | | - | | | | ///' ` _)/ | | | | | O_:O) | | | - | | '/' / | | | | | / |/ - | | | - | | c c | | | | - | \ |) | | | | | | '| - | | _| - | _|_______...,:o,:o_____|____|___ __/_| - |__/__\_____________________________\___ _/____\________/________\______________________________\___ _ ___/__________________b'ger____\_______________________________\______._ _.. . . .. _ [three shades] ,---. .---. .---. ,o),_/ \_,(o, \_,(o, )_/(, |\_( .)\_( __ _\\ //_ __, //_ __ \/,\//,'\ /',\\/ // ('.\\ )'\\ '/ \+/ \+/ \| \+/\/ =+. .+= .+= _+_ _+_ _+_ /o:o' 'o:o\ 'o:o\ ,)'--' '--'(. 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You get disqualified if you kick an other part of the 'body' than the butt. `., _ '. \\ ____\) )) ,o' _/ ,e /, )_(\ > /)/ _\\, __//_ //_ \ /_ _ /\ ,___// \ | (= =/ \) ///' ` )/ ____,''( |/ ___,o)) (___ |/ ) \< c / // '/ / " / / _// / _/ ...:o.:o /_( (_( \\ )\ ( . /_|,,__ b'ger . ) _ __.-' ( .( _.-'_\.--" _,-- ~)~~~~~~~~~/_ ,' _.-' ~~ ~~~ '--,__/_ ~~ "-- [dancing demons] //,, //,, //,, ,7 _/ ,? _/ ,t _/ >_/(, >_/(, >_/(, \ \ \ \ \ \ ,-> __ / ,'\ /) __ / ,'\ /) __ / ,'\ / (((-\/_/// \( '-(((-\/_/// \( '-(((_\/_/// \( \, \) \, \) \, \) / / / / / / / _/\_ _ / _/\_ _ / _/\_ _ (_( \__'=\_\ (_( \__'=\_\ (_( \__'=\_\ \\ \\ \\ )\ _ )\ )\ b'ger ,'-./_|-.,-' "-,__.-/_|_,-._ /_| _.-, -.,-' [Hell wouldn't be that bad if you didn't HAVE to watch soccer on tv] ______ ,---. ,-| | C,C)_/ |:| .. | ?_((, | | | \\ `-|______, ____ //)_ |__| /,-'----// || c-'`` / || / | | _||_ / | ______ | [____] ...,o |/ \| b'ger [catching flying-fishes] ,,, _\_ ,)_) )++++\ 0\ \\ \_( ,__, )> _\_ ' o/o / // )++++\ 0\ `7_( // \_( _\_ _\\(( ' )++++\ 0\ ( , ` \ \_( //\__\/ ' __/> \_\______ ') ) / _'___, ) ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ``` ~~~/ /~~~ ~)/~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~ (_( ~ //_ b'ger ~~~ ~ )\~~ The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times of moral crisis, preserved their neutrality. -attributed to Dante Alighieri- /)_(\ ______( 0 0 )______ /_/_/_/\` ' `/\_\_\_\ )'_'( ____.""_"".____ |___|___|___|___| |___|___|___| Damn! why am I always |- | the last one to hear about these things... | | / _|_______|_ ___ |___|___|___| / \ |' | || )'__/ | | \(\\ | | _\\__ | | /,_ \--\ | - | ____// \ | \ | | /,-' ` _)/ |\_ | | `` ,o_:) ``` | | . / \ . | | / \ | | | . ( c c ) . | | ( ) \ / ( ) | | ( ) ' | | ' ( ) _|_______|_ _#, . ...,:o o:,.. . ,#_ ,, ,,,|___b'ger___|,,, [The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse] "And there before my eyes was a white horse, and its rider held a bow. He was given a crown, and he rode forth, conquering and to conquer... And out came another horse, all red. To its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and make men slaughter one another; and he was given a great sword... And there, as I looked, was a black horse; and its rider held in his hand a pair of scales... And there, as I looked, was another horse, sickly pale; and its rider's name was Death, and Hades came close behind. To him was given power over a quarter of the earth, with the right to kill by sword and by famine, by pestilence and wild beasts." 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( o o o( /o\ \ ) o o o\ |o o\ \ |o_o_o/ '_o -\ \ |_ \_\_|) \ \ | _____|/|/________b'ger [for Joan Stark/spunk1111] %%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%% _\ ~~ ~ %%%%%%%%%%%%% > ,___ %%%%%%%' _` / _==. __/ /____/ | /_ ~ ~~ / _________| <^)(((=( ~ \ .) ) " _\ \ ( ~ ~~ )=)))(^> \ ,%*%%%%%%*%%-._ " \%%%%*%%%*%%%%/ ) ~~ ~~ %*%%%%%*%%%*/ /| `*%%*%%%%* | / | ~~ ~ ~ |/ \| / /| /| \| b'ger |/ ' % % % %% ~~ ~ ~ % %%% % %%%% %%%%%%%%%%%% _/__ %%%%%%%%% _ - /o /,\ ~ ~ %%%%% > ,__, >_////\_ %'%_ ` /-__/ ' \/ __/ /____/ | ~ ~~ / _____| ~ / / .) ) / /\ ( ~ ~~ | / ) ,%%. __|/ %%*%%%%* ~ ~ -//,-\ %*%%%*%%% %%*%%%%% *%%*%%* *%%%' ) ~ ~~ ) )/ ,._ / // ,__, ~ _; '-,._ | // _,._ (/__/\oo/\__(/ |// _,-' , \_. _/\/__\/\_ _,.- //\ .-' _/ \_ -.__; b'ger /\\/ \/ ~~ ~ . .. .. ______________________ \ __,,_ \ \ //_ //// _\ _\\ .. . \ / ) \\\' >( |\ \ |( ) _ ' )| \ \| \______/ /____/ | \ . .. |______ | \______| \ \ \_/_)_) \ \ \ .( \ . .. \ \ _|\-.________ \ \ \/ __\______ \ \ .. .. \ \| , \| \ \ `. ____.-'\ \ \ \ \ \ \ b'ger \______________`. \___\ . ) \ \ \ '-` . .. .. ______________________ \ __,,_ \ \ //_ //// _\ _\\ .. . \ / ) \\\' >( |\ \ |( ) _ ' )| \ \| \______/ /____/ | \ . .. |______ ~ ______| \ \ \ .).) \ \ \ ( \ . .. \ \ ` `-.________ \ \ \ _\______ \ \ .. .. \ \ , \| \ \ `. ____.-'\ \ \ \ \ \ \ b'ger/VK \______________`. \___\ . ) \ \ \ '-` . .. .. ______________________ \ __,,_ \ \ ////6 6 \ .. . \ \\\' > \ \ ) _= \ \ __/ /__ \ . .. \ / ___ \ \ \ | '/ ),__\ \ \ \ /\/ ( \ . .. \ \ \___`-.________ \ \ \__,( \_______ \ \ .. .. \ \ \/\ , ) \ \ \ `. _____/ /\ \ \ \ | / `. \ \ b'ger \_________ )/____ ) \_\ . ,'/ \ \ / / '-` \/ $$$$$. $$O$$$$ , , $$ $$$ \ $ $' _ = $ __/ /_ / \_~_|\ / ,/_)_) \ / /\ (_ \___ | / ) ,_\) -, \ |/ ('-,/-' \ \/ /(_ | \ /\|' | /| ' ' \ / | ' ' \ /| | _'___'__ \ / | ' | || ) ) ) | -o- || / / / |_______|| | / / |/ / ____________ = =____________~~~~~~~~~~ b'ger .. /_|_\ ~~~ ~ \,/\/ .. . $$$$$. $$O$$$$ _ _ $$ $$$ \ $ $' _ ~ $ __/ /_ / ` ~ \ / / .).) \ / /\ ( \___ | / ) ,'. -, \ |/ ' '. \/ /(_ ' _| ' /\| | \ ' \ ' | \ | \ | ) ) ) / / / _,___,__ | / / | || |/|/ | -o- ||___./.(____________~~~~~~~~~~ b'ger ..|_______|| /| /\ ~~~ ~ . \/ \/ .. . _____ / _))) / / 6 6 ( ( \ / ,' __= / _ ) /_ ) ( /\__~__|( /\/__)__) ) ( /\ (_ \| \__'/ \ :o / \ /\ _/ ) \/ | | | | | ) | /| ) / |________| | / \ | |/ ____\!_______ / )\ /( '-.\_ .. b'ger /,/ .. . _____ / _))) / / 6 6 ( ( \ / ,' __= / _ ) /_ ) ( / ~ `( / / .) .) ) ( /\ (_ \| \ ' \ :o / \ /\ _/ ) \/ ) | | / | | /\ | ) / \ | /, / \ ) / / / | | / \ | |/ ____\!_______ / )\ /( '-.\_ .. b'ger /,/ .. . [cinderella] __ G )__) /- G /_/ \C__ / \ \_______ |__((___ `| | ' | \ |_ \ (_ \__/_ ) //'-._ \ /\_|/|/ \_ _|\._/ _/ \_ /_ \ ' , |_ ,-' '., / / \-. ( _ ) /__` / , ' _/ ,' \_ \ ___/|-' '-,.__,-' \ |_ \/ \_|( ________________ \ | |________________|_______|/________ |_________________|_______________ b'ger ____ /` ))) / `6 6 ) , > \___\ _=/ __/ /__ ===.__/`)__ _|\ \/ ,/ _)_)_\ /./\ ( \ \ \_\ )_,-'`-./_______ _( \======+________ \ //|__ | , ) \ %' `% |____/ /\ \ % ' %' \ /__/\ \/,\ % -o- % \ )/ \_ ) \ % ' % ,'/ ,' ,\ \ b'ger % % / /\_'__,' '-` % % \/( o ) ``` ___ / ,_\ _____ / _)/ /o \ | \ /_ ` \__________ | \____ >__,_ \ | | ____, | \,___________ | \ | \ ( \ |__ \ \ \ \ _)_ __________\/ \ \____/ | ) \ | _________ , | | / | / | / | / | /_ | / %%%% %%%%% | ) | \ %%% ,, %%%%%%%% \ / | / (< ?%%%% | / | / ^ .' /_/ | (_ ___ /(___ | ) /\ ~ /_\ \ / _/\(\_)(_/)\ \_ | / /\_/ \ x / \_/\ ____ /_/_____ \_/ ) x \ \_/ |_____________| __// /==o==\ \\__ ) _________ (____/__/___( - \___\__\___________ || ||____ ____| __\ ________ _____ || || \// \ / \_ \// || || //\ \ / \ //\ || b'ger || \\/ \_/ \ \\/ || || /\\ \ / | /\\ || || \// / _ | \// || ||____//\________| |_____//\______ ||_________||______________/ |______________ )___________( /\_________\ |_____________| / | | \ \=/ \=/ .. . [Anna goes... Plons!] .--,--. ___ / o o \ ___ \\\(\ /o___o___o\ /)/// | _| \ \|(_)-(_)|/ / |_ | \ ( / ( < . ) ) ) / \ \ '\ = /' / / | \_______) - (_______/ | | / \ / \ | |,______/ \ | / \______,| ( \_/ ) \ / ) -o- ( / \ /_ __\ | \ __ / | | \ / | | \ / / \ \__/ / \ || / \ || / / , )( , \ \ || / \ || / ) || ( /\ || /\ ) /\ ( | || | \..\/,,/ ____________ __________/ \__________ | / \ | | / --- - \ | | /__________________\ | | \__________________/ | | | b'ger ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ (\_______ \\ \___________________ \\ Joan \ \ __ \\______\ of A S C I I < /_ \___ \\ \_________________\ \__(\_:) \\ ~ ~ )) (_\>> =_ ?( |_\\ , , __) \))___/_|\\ _)\_/) (/ )/( __//|)< \\ (/ (O)\|_, _/\(( '\/ \\ /_ ` _| /\ >_)/)x..( \\ / ,\_// \_\ /, \ .\\-. \=-O \ )__\ //\__::_) /__\\ \ \ \___\-)_____/-----.,/( )\\ ) \' /____/ \ \ / \\ / (o__/-----+ | /\\ '':O:-''\__) ' |\ / \\ | ' \_|, \ / ( \\ / \_| / o)____,/ / \\ / / | (__/ | | / \) ( /--| /. \ (\ (_ `----,( ( _\ \ / / ,/ | / /,_/,/ __ _|/_______ / / (__ / / ( ^-/, | \ / /, | ^-' \ / ^-' \ /___________________________\ |___________________________| | | | ___________________ | | | | | | | | | | | S P U N K | | | | 1 1 1 1 | | | | | | | | | | | |___________________| | | | /|__________________b'ger|\ /___________________________\ |___________________________| ___ /\/_\_ \/ )))) ",".// \%_,O _||___ /)___/_\ '(_/\_)\/\ />,\\/ / \/\ \o\/==/\ \/o__ (/| /o\\ \,\\- // \ | \ /o| | \ \ / / / o \ \ / / \ | \ / | o / \ o \ \ / | \ \ / / / o / \ / | o \ ) | /__/\___/_____/\___o/ b'ger =' =' [my ascii-art muse] ____ * / _) `\ '. i _ /^/^( ) s ( \=_ ) / a c , ) )\ \/__ ,___ ; / / ~ \ /-_/ i ( (. ( . / /( /\__\ ( \_/ \ | ) ` \ \| / \_______ _(_/( \/ `) // \ \.____/__/_ \ | ________ | /\ || || | )` )| b'ger || |/ / | || \| / |________|| )/|____--_____o| ,'/___/__|____\__ / /| | == : | ------\/-|___|__________|------ ____,, )` ) _\ / ( "\" (___| =_/) ___/ /___ /` \__ _\`\ _ / /_/__)__) \_/_)-, / _/\ ( )/\____(_/ \ | \ ( \ | ) )\ _ /_/ (_.____\ /// / )/ ) \ | | \ | | )` )` ) / ( / \ / / )/)/ /(/'\ -----/_/ \_\---- b'ger [cowgirl] ___, __)____)__ -)- ))) , \=_/ \__ __/). )_/=\ /6) \ __((_\_/\ / __/ \ /_/-\o____) / ,_/| \ \/ ))__|_ \_)o_' _.-' ,/:_/_:) ___ '---`' \>__/ /o /---.,/_ \ ( / / /o / \) \ | (' \,/ ( / _____/ )___> / /\ ( / _______/,_____| |,( / ) ) / (_ \ | _/ o) \ /_ |/ \_ / ( '| (___,_/-` `.__ / ' \ | / ,---' / _/ \( \_/ / / )\ ( < b'ger ,./_(,, , \_/,,._ `` )/, =/= ))) < D/ e_ / __ __\ \____ / 7// )/` /\ |(_/ ) (/ ( \ '_/\ \ \ ^\ /\ \__/ \______|<-_\ )_7___\ )_/ /` ( \ / \_ / '\/\ | / , | | | | | | | | | | | | | ' | | | | |___/|___/ /( )\ /^/ \^\ b'ger /_/ \_\ %%%%% %%%%%%% %%% 6(6 %%'%_=/%% __/%/_%% /` % \%% / /__) ) \___ (____,\ (\__) \ )\/\-.__,\/\_ ( |_, ,_| \ | b'ger | \ | | \|_______| ) )) ___________ / `// |. |____| / // |. |:|___| | // |. |/___/ |// |______|____| ______((_________ __/__|__\__ ____ '---' [_______]___] Booh booh! I'm not a real ascii I'm just an obascii. / / %%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%%% %%% %%% % % % % %%% % %%%%%% %%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%% %%%%%%% %%% %%%% %%%%%% %%% %%% %%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%%%% %%%%%% %%% %%% %%%% %%%% %%% %%% %% %% %% %% b'ger %%%% %%% %%% %%% %%%% % %%%%%` % 100010100010010 %%%%-6 6% 011101010001101 % %% \ %% 001001010011010 %. e_/ % 100101010011001 \ \___ _ 110100010100100 _.-' ~ ` \ \ __ 010001101010010 /`\ _.' -' /)___|. |'----++ 0110101 -.-'\_,---& \ \ : __- | | :: || 1100100 '-.-/-/` & /\ `/ | | // 1001010 / / \ \ \_/ |__|----' 10010100 __ \ |___ \ \ __|__||__ |\ ==: `\/ ' \___----_|____ -'__| \\ / / ' ` --|_____________'_____| \-//\ | , / \ \ ||| \o______\___/\_\, `/ `/ | | '---i__'_----'/ / / | --o || / / / | | || | / / | | o-|| |_/|_/ | | )| /==)t=) |'| _/_ \_ | \| \ _/_ \_ b'ger /__.___\ |_-_)`_-)/__.____\ File: mirrors/bger/line_art/devils.txt * * (\___/) ( \ (- -) )\ * c\ >' ( # )-_/ ' _______| |__ ,|// # ___ ` ~ ) ( / \,| | . ' .) \ /# _( / ) , / \ / | // ;;,,;,; \,/ _,#;,;;,;, /,i;;;,,;#,; (( %;;,;,;;,; )) ;#;,;%;;,, _// ;,;; ,#;, /_) #,; // // \|_ \|_ |#\ |#\ -" b'ger -" ) ( /( (\___/) )\ _____________ ( #) \ (- -) ( # | '\\\\\\ ||___c\ >'__| | ' ____|_ ||**** )`_/ **' | + '||:::::: .__ |'* ___| |___*' | '||_____| \_| |'*( ~ ,)' \'_______|_____| )) |' /(. ' .)\ ___/____|___\___ (( _""";!___*_____\_| _ ' <<<:| / /| |_________'___o_o| b'ger /_____/ / |:____|/ "Boy, I love this stuff". * * * * ) (\___/) ( * /( \ (. .) )\ * # ) c\ >' ( # ' )-_/ ' \\|, ____| |__ ,|// \ ) ( ` ~ ) ( / #\ / /| . ' .) \ /# | \ / ) , / \ / | \,/ ;;,,;,; \,/ _,#;,;;,;, /,i;;;,,;#,; // %;;,;,;;,; (( ;#;,;%;;,, _// ;,;; ,#;, /_) #,; )) // \|_ \|_ |#\ |#\ -" b'ger -" * _ /,\_ |___) , (\___/) * ( \ (. .) \ * c\ >' # )`_/ ' _______| |__ ,|// # ___ ` ~ ) ( / \,| | . ' .) \ /# _( / ) , / \ / | // ,#;,,;,; \,/ __,, ,#;,;;,;; \__( i;;;,,;; \\,;;,%;;,;# %,;;:,%;,;% ;,;; #,; // \|_ |#\ b'ger -" - God did forget to put a copyright notice in His book - nobody's perfect! HHHAAAAAaaaaaahaha ha ha... ha ha ha... (\___/) ha ha haaaaa... \ (= =) c\ >' )D_/ ___/ /___ /_ ` ~ ) / /\ . ' .)| #( \ , '/ )\ ;;,,;,; _( /,#;,;;,;, //,i;;;,,;#,; (( %;;,;,;;,; )) ;#;,;%;;,, _// ;,;; ,#;, /_/ #,; )) )/ \|_ /| |#\ )#\ -" b'ger -" (\___/) \ (, ,) c\ >' )o_/ /\ ____/ /__ ,_ / \ __/ ` ~ ) / _/// /_ %%%___%, . ' .) \ /# _____________ %%% = =% , / \ / | | '\\\\\\ ___%% > __..,; \,/ | ' ____|_ /' \_% ^ % \:,# | + '||:::::: / %%%% .'%#.% | '||_____| /. ,- O < \%"# '________|_____| (\ <' ' |\ / '-.___ ___/____|___\___ _.\__\________\_\___/), |\\_______________| _ ' <<<:| |_________'___o_o| b'ger "I definitely think we're in trouble..." Same to you Buster... \ \ ) ( /( (\___/) )\ ( #) \ ('')| ( # | ||___c\ > '__|| _.|, ||**** )0_/ **'| \ | .__ |'* ___| |_______/ / \_\ |' ( ~ ,____,/ (( |' /(. ' .) '| \\_|_/ <_ _____|__|_____________ / '-, \ \ / (//\ b'ger Flames are such a waste of bandwidht... If I want to argue with someone I just open my window and shout at my neighbour. / ) ( /( (\___/) )\ ( #) \ (..)| ( # ||___c\ > '__|| ||**** ),_/ **'| .__ |'* ___| |___*'| \_\ |' ( ~ ,)'| (( |' /(. ' .)\ | \\_|_/ <_ _____> \______________ / '-, \ / ,-' ______ \ b'ger / (// \\) __/ / \ './_____/ File: mirrors/bger/line_art/men.txt ` , ,\, # |/ ? | ~ ) /__/| ____| |____ / |_/ \ / \` o '-, / <_ ___,_ |_/\ _ |___/_____ \-'----'\|/-----. | \/| b'ger | '===x| | ,/ || . _///_, | | -|. / ` ' '> | | | ) o' __/_'> | | |( / _/ )_\'> | | | ' "__/ /_/\_> | '\_ | ____/_/_/_/ | | - | /,---, _/ / | | | "" /_/_/_/ | | | /_(_(_(_ | |, | ( \_\_\\_ | /__ .|______\'__\_\_\_\| /x \ / x\ /x o' 'o x\ /_.' '._\ [That's me watching a fly instead of working on my ascii drawings.] `, ,\, # _____________ * |/ ? | '\\\\\\ | ~ \ | ' ____|_ \//, /_ /\ \_____ | '||:::::: `-o' / \_/ '\ | '||_____| | \ ' / \'________|_____| | )- o < ___/____|___\___ `_/'------------| _ ' <<<:| /________\| |_________'___o_o| b'ger ___.___ ~ _____________ \ \\ \ ,, ??? | '\\\\\\ \ \\ \ /< ? | ' ____|_ --\//,- \_. /_____ | '||:::::: o- / \_/ '\ | '||_____| | \ ' o \'________|_____| | )- # < ___/____|___\___ `_/'------------| _ ' <<<:| /________\| |_________'___o_o| b'ger - Regular Joe-six-bytes - [Beware of Bugs!] __________________ | | | "What's up Doc?" | |__________________| / ,,,))) _____________ \ (, ,) | '\\\\\\ c\ >' | ' ____|_ )o_/ | + '||:::::: ___/ /___ | '||_____| '--/ \_/ ) \'_______|_____| |'/'. / =' \ ___/____|___\___ _|/__!___:___|/_\| _ ' <<<:| / _________ |_________'___o_o| b'ger / /:::::::::| '==========' [Error message] \ / _ ___,,, \_[o o] Errare humanum est! C\ _\/ / _____),_/__ ________ / \/ / _| .| / o / | | .| / / \| .| / / |________| /_ \/ __|___|__ _//\ \ _____|_________|____ \ \ \ \ _| /// \ \ | \ / | / / | / / ________________ | /__ /_ b'ger ...|_|.............. /______\....... No news... Good news! No news... Good news! No news... Good news! / Damn! my server is down again. / \ `, / ___ # _____________ |/ ? | '\\\\\\ | ^ \ | ' ____|_ /_ /\ \_____ | '||:::::: / \_/ '\ | '||_____| / < ______ _> \'________|_____| ----/___/ ,___/___.___/____|___\___ |\/_____ | _ ' <<<:| /::::::::\ |_________'___o_o| b'ger '==========' [General Failure strikes again] ______ |x || /__/-' ________ , _| .| ,---. |:| .| 0/0 ? \| .| ,==|D_|\===, |________| '| : =x= \ __|___|__ __/_|___:____|/<___ [_________] ,--------, b'ger ========/ ________________________________ | | | Big Browser Is Watching You!! | |________________________________| / ___________ |____| .| ,~~~. |___|:| .| o/0)/ \___\| .| |?_/\___ |____|______| / )/ \ __/__|__\__ _____,>_:/__|/<______ [___[_______] b'ger _ ( ) ,,,,, \\ . . , \\ | - D (._) \__- | | | \\|_ , ,---- _ |----. \__ ( ( / ) _ | \/ \. ' _.| \ ( ) | \ /( / /\_ \ // \ / ( / / ) // ( , / / , (_.) |......\ | \, / / ) \--- b'ger /___/___^// /////' ' # o C - | ___ ' =__' ___ (` _ \_ | | _/ ') \ (__\ ,---- _ |----. /__)- | \__ ( ( / ) ) __/ |_X_\/ \. # _.| \/_X_| | \ /( / /\ / | \ / ( , / \ _/ /______/ [:::::::] /*%*%*%*%*\ >%*%#%*%*%| /%*%*#*%*%*\ ######^###### b'ger #################### ,)--. "Something told me today might not #################### __/____|__ be my lucky day at all" #################### = = "/ | _____ ____ _ #################### | - D | / __ | / __ \ / ########## ######## |__- | | | | | | | |__| | | | ######### ####### |, |\,____ | \ \_| | | __ | > ########## ######## ,-/|__/ / . | / / | | | | | | | | ########## ######### .' \\/_/ , \ | |_| |_| |_| |_| \_ ####### ####### \\ // _ | \ __/ | ###### # ####### >/ \) ' \_ \ \,/ | ###### ## ########__ _/ \ ) ___ _|_ __| ####### ######'---/__o> | / /----------| ###### #######| | \| o- _-__O/ | ###### #######| ---/ /| / ) | ####### #######| /___\/_______/ | ######## #######| /'''/ / | ######## ########| / / / | ######## #########| / / / | ######## ##########| |(_ / , | ####### ##########| \ |(_ > | | \ | \ | | )( | | | \_\, | | |_______|___/\______________b'ger | |+ \/ | /+ \ | /+ / | /_. ' |_____________________ ___ _\ \_ /__| "Why should I keep the initials ___//_ of the author on a drawing I want to use? / \ They call themself 'ascii artists'... / \/\ What a joke! just a bunch of lunatics. / /\ \/ ) C'm on this is not ART, so why bother \_\| | / signing the stupid thing?" (_ |\/ | | |_ | / | / /| | /_/ |_| /| /\ _______/_/____\_\__________b'ger_______________ _ _/ \_ Oooops... __________/__/ / / / ____ \ ___/ _/ \ \ ___\____ _| \_\__ /\ 7 / / / \_\/ ) \/ ___/_/ ( / 7 / \/ _________________________\/b'ger_______________ [I discovered why initials regularly disappear from our drawings] HHHHAAAAaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAhhhhhhhhh HHHAAAAaaaaahhh HA HA ,-"' HA HA Ha ha ha ha #% _ _ haaha ha ha ha..... C' __> / \_ _/ /\__\ g / \\ b' |___| \ __, e ________| |____/'__\______________ r_____ |________',_______/ __________________________| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || ,-"' Oooops! I laughed my #% ,, initials off. C' > / ~ | _/ /\__\ / \\ |___| \ __, ________| |____/'__\______________ _____ |________',_______/ __________________________| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || Wanna see a naked guy for a change? tadaaa... _________-----, /\ / /\ / /____/ _\ \ / _o//__ _ | \ /_______ / / _ \ / | | \/ |____| \/|, .''''' |\/ \)) */* D -((/ / _ )| \_7 ( |( / |_____| |_____| \ \____ - ____/ \. % .| | ' | | , | \ ( ( / %% ) / (/ \ / / | / (, / (, ( \ ) | ) \ | | / \| |/ _ __/( )\__ ___,/ ',_ b'ger ,,,,,,\'___\,/___'/,,,,,,,,,,/ \- / |-,_ /\___._/ /-'_ \ \_.-' ____ ,`// `. |_'____| )______\ _[________]_ /\ ' -o /\ .$$$$. / \:: | | \ .$$$$$$$$. |_ |___,____/_, \ $$$$$$$$$$ / \ [__Z___] ' ( '$$$$$$$$' |___ / _, - \___| '$$$$' [___/ | \__] (_(| ' |)_) / | | ` ' , \ \_'__|_ \__/ / \ __| | |__ b'ger ------/ \-O ' O- / \----------------- \,,,,,,/ \,,,,,,,/ --- ------- ----- --- [If Napoleon hadn't been beaten at Waterloo we'd all be speaking french on the web.] ___________ | | | ah merde! | |___________| / _.-----._ _' ' '_ '_____________' | +_+ | ==--'_D__,'---==. / > \_/ < | / >__\o_| o/ | | | |_/ , | \,_____/_) o | | | o ' o | | | o | o |_/| ' o | o ' | | o | o |_/ | o | o |)) | | | | \ | |___o/ \_____| | | | __) >|< (__ (____,_|_,____) b'ger [waiter bringing a Martini at an Internet Cafe] _ __/ /=\ \,/ |-| _|___\_/_ |. |_ |. |:| |. |/ |_________| __|___|__ [_________] ,,,,, _|// , , ;; ( / < D =o |. / /\| _____|><|_______/o / / '==| :: |==' < / / \ < > /____/ / _/\ | :: | / \ ||_|____|/ |o| | x | ( \ / _'_ \ //// | \ | | | | | | | | | \ _ | _ / \ | / \ | / |_|_| /o | o\ /o _|_ o\ (__/ \__) b'ger I LOOVEEEE IIIIT... ..... C C / /< / ___ __________/_#__=o /(- /(\_\________ \ \ ) \ )_ \o \ /|\ /|\ |' | | _| /o __\ / ' | / / | /_/\______| ( _( < \ \ \ \ \ | \____\____\ ____\_\__\_\ /` /` o\ |___ |_______|.. . b'ger [ascii vomit] BBEEEUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH... %%%%%% %%%% = = %%C > _)' _( .' , __/ |_/\ " *. o /` \_\ \/ %`= '_ . / ) \/| .^',*. , /' /- o/ - " % '_ /\_/ < = , ^ ~ . )_o|----'| .` ' ___// (_ - (\ ///-( \' \\ b'ger Sorry about that folks... | %%%%%% / %%%% 6 6 %%C > _)' _= __/ |_/\ /` \_\ \/ / ) \/| /' /- o/\ /\_/ -< /. )_o|----'|\_/ ___// (_ - (\ \'___ ///-( \' \\ \-\\\ \ \\ \ )) - // / // |___\/ b'ger |o -._ [__ ____)) .-**-_o,=_ _. ' [kung-fu guy] ,_/|/ _ . /-__/ ( ((_, ) \/\ =/ = /_/ / \,_\_)___(_ \ / \_ \___\|\_, \ \__-\__ \ /\// ' \ ( /_ / \_,\______| __#######] __/._ . . ) _/ .\ . . < \. . . _/ /\__. _.__/ \ ( \_/ ( /_| )/_ /'-`_) \ | / (___'_) '/. __) .. \_/ | . b'ger _\ ( . .. (____`_) thought: Jules Renard Life is short but people still get bored. \ ____ , ,)\\ /< c \o__/(_____ _)|/ ,/\_/\ '\ ('/___/ \$/ \ \\) \/ : < \ |/____| | / / | : /__o/ |__'__/(_| b'ger \ )_ /|\ YYAAaaaawwwnnn... ____ _ _)\\ /< c \_)_/(_____ |//_ ,/\_/\ '\ \ )___/ \$/ \ \\) \/ : < \ |/____| | / / | : /__o/ |__'__/(_| b'ger \ )_ /|\ |\ \\ ____________ \\ / __ ___/ )\ / / / _ \ <\ || \ \/ / \ / \ || \/ / \/ __/ _____||_________\_ \ \ __/ /__________|(/ | / \// /__________|_| / / \ \ || / /\ / || / / \ \_ || / /_ / < \ )/ / _/ | _| \ // //// | \ \ // \ | | |/ ,,,,,, \ | | // , , \ | | C 0 \0 > / / \ -_/ / / / ___ ) |____ | /| / /\ \_ \ \ | / |< / _ \/ _| \ >/ | \ /> / \_ ' \/\ / | |_/ /_ / \ / ) _____\_|_____ __/)_/ |)___,_|_*/ |_____________| __/__(_______/\ __/ )__ ______ ) _________ ( ___ ______| _| \|/ | ____|| || \// / '> |________|\// || || //\ / \- | //\ || || \\/ ( , | \\/ || b'ger || /\\ | _ <| | /\\ || || \// \ \_ ./ \// || || ___//\_____\_ | |____//\____|| || _____________ \. | |___________||_________|| \__/\__/ )___________( \_|( |_____________| . .. | / /_/ .. ___ / ,_\ ,,,,, / _)/ /o ( | \ (_ ` \_________ | \____ >__,_ \ | | )) )__, | \,___________ // / \ |_ )__//__/ \ __). ________/o / \____/ /` \ / \_______ _// _/ \ \ \____ __,--. / / \ \_), \ \_____/ \_________/ \\ \ ______/_/ (___/ / o\ b'ger,,,'-----^--',, ,,,,, ,,, ,,,,,, /e ''( (_ ` \ ___> \ / ,_\-.___ \_ / _//' /` \ | \ / _ ) __\____/ / ' | / __ /______/ / (/ \,_____/o ( \__)/` \ / \__________/_/_ _/ \ \ )/ \ / / | /\ ( \_____/ ___/ \ \ _/ \ ______/_/___|_| ) \ / / o\ o\ / / /\ b'ger,,,'-----^--',,,,,,',,|_,,\_ ,,\/,, [ultimate male ascii-art muse] __,,, * / ' _\ '. i _ \C '\' s \ -_| a c , ___/ /___ ,____ ; /` ~ \/-__/ i / , . _\_.// | / _/\ \ | \ | \ \ |`-' \ | \ _ \______ _ /_/ / \_/ `) /// | \)___/__/__ \ | ________ | /\ || || | )` )| b'ger || '/ ( | || \ / |________|| )(____--_____o| / |_/__|____\_ -----/ _)_|_______=_|-------- ___, __)___)__ ,= \\\ , \D_/ \_ __/). \/ =\ /6) \ ___/_\_/\ / __/ \ /_/-\o____) / ,_/| \ \/ /___|_ \_)o_' _.-' M):_/_:) ___ '---`' \>__/ /o /---.,/_ \ ( / /o / \) \ | (' \,/ ( / | )___> / /\ ( < ,____| |,( / ) ) \ |. _/ o) \ /_ |/ ( '||(___,_/- `.___ / ' \ |\ )/ _/ \(/ // / )\\ (( < b'ger ,./_((, , //__),,._ ahrrgnn...! ___ / / (`\\ c` 9\9 ___.-| -_"/ /\===\|_/===\ /`< __ >/ __|,\ b'ger( - | '|/o| '|- \ ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, )\_) \_ / _/|/_ _// ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ File: mirrors/bger/line_art/animals.txt /\/\ / / / _/,/ / _/` (/"/////, ( '```--.___ /' _), ,- '-. /, / \ (\ \, \_()/ \) )' =_ )) | | | .// _/) ( ( \_ // / \ >_,\ (/)= / | | | \ #\| / |=| |=|\ ( ( (=> ( >( >),) | | |=| \ ( ( / / / / ) |/ \ /_( /_( , || )/.,_ ). /\\_(\,/, //- / /_(_( / ,\. b'ger .- '-'-'-,)\/.')) _.%%%%%%%%%%%%% /- _%%%%%%%%%%%%% (_ %\|%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%$$$$$$$$$$$% S%S%%%*%%%%S ,,,,# #,,,,,,,##,,,,, b'ger , _ , ( o o ) /'` ' `'\ |'''''''| |\\'''//| b'ger """ , _ , ( o o ) /'` ' `'\ |\\'''//| b'ger -----"""----- ' ;; .~.~~;;;;;;; \_/-\|----\\ ' "" "" b'ger ' ;; .~.~~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; \_/-\|---------------------------------\\ b'ger ' "" "" ,__, (/__/\oo/\__(/ _/\/__\/\_ _/ \_ b'ger / _/__ /_ ,o /, /O /,\ <^)(((=( > ///,_ >_////\_ " _/ ' | ' \/ <6)(((=< b'ger \ * _/o_ \__\_ ' )\\ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ b'ger /o (__\_ \^^\) "\( b'ger (_\ _/o (__\_ \^^\) "\( b'ger (_\ _/o \_)\_ \_ \) )/ b'ger (_\ | | : J _/o ~~\_)\~~~ b'ger | I wouldn't do that | if I were you... : / J / o\_ /o ~~~~~~~~~/(_/~~~ ~~~(__\~~~ ~~~~~~ b'ger ~~ ~ /o. (__\_ \^^\) "\( b'ger (_\ ,o\ _/__) (/^^/ )/" /_) b'ger *. `. @ _/oo |/\ \__ \__ @ /' @ _\ \\_ \_| ~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~_\,___\/--'-\#, b'ger (\ \) ,____/') ( __ / \)(/ b'ger (\ \) ,____/') ( __ / (/ \) b'ger \(,%%*%,_ -%*%%,)/ %%/*( /) /) )*\%% %% )\| (/ (/ |/( %% _/ #) __/') ('\__ (# \_ .) ,/ _/ / \ \_ \, (. /)#(_,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,\,((,,,,,,,)),/,_)#(\ b'ger __ __ /._. \__/ .> -/_)') \_)_/ ______________\_\_____\\______________b'ger [Crocodile of the Nile] __, /; \ |; '\ |;' \^\ |: ^, /\ ') /\/ \,_ \/| \ (\_\ ) /\_\ _____/_/_/_/_ ( ,___, _/ /_ ) --""- """ / /_/_/ '"" /_o - - / (_(_(_ (_ | >) ( \_\_\\ _____ (___| _=' \' \_\_\\ / `----/ | _\__\_\_\\\_ , ___/ \ |\__________( _, \_\_\\ )______ /' |_ ,- _ \, \_____ \_ \-,,\_\_\' __,'_' '| _/__ \ \_____))) _) \ ',\\_'\_ __/.__,' /_____)))-----")______))) ,///---' '-,-\_\__/. __,' '-./_._.--' ~~ ~~~ ~ b'ger ________ W = '\ `._ \ \` \ ) \ / , ) | / _| /' / | | / / / / / |' ( | | | | | |\ ( ( (/ /) ' \" " " / _ \ \ ( ,-' _\_) ') _.,-'-/ b'ger . ... ",",,,,,,,'.'_ _.,-' .. . '-,-/_ /_ [drinking lioness] /) // // (( \\ )) // _,-'"._ /_ , \ | ' / \) ,\' '| \ / | ) /_ , / / _ % ( ) / ' \ / \_) ), )_ \_ , _/ _/% \/) (' __/ \ ___ \, \ ( `"- __ / '\ \ (( > \ ) \ '-.-,_='~~~ ~ (' / ' ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ b'ger " "" [camel with saddle] ________ c' e -`- _ ) ___ ~' .|*| | `| '|+| | | _||*|_ | | //`_,__\| ' //_/ ' \| | /// _ | | /,| / \\ | |/ \\_// | \+/ | ' ,/| \_/ ,__ ) )\ |) / ( \ || / ) ') |/ / # |\ ' / )(- -)\ // \'( \\ _// | | \\_ //( _)^(_ )\\ . .. b'ger . .. '^- /`( )'\ -^' '^-' '-^' .. . [2D deer] __ __ __\_\___ ___/_/__ /_______/\___ ___/\_______\ \_\ \/__/\_____/\__\/ /_/ \/_____\/ __ \o | o/_____ ________________/\_\ \ | /_______\_______________\/ \_/ / b'ger | /\ _ | / /\_________/ |__| / / / / /_/ /_/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \_\ \_\ /_/ /_/ |_| _==__ _\- \__ b'ger _\-)--)-,/_ _oo__ _\- \__ b'ger _\-)--)-,/_ /\__/| (\ ____\ , ,\______ _ \\_/ __ = _o=_____o//o (__/ / / || \) / / _||_ _/ , /_ ( '| ) ___/ /__ } |{ b'ger ((___|___/____)) ( -- ) '==' , , _)\/) / 9)> // _ /\ /(,_// \ ____ \_(' \ ) /__ \ / \>___,----. ) ) ( \ ( / | ) | ' _ | / | \__| /___,/ /( \ | | / ( ( _/ ('| ( ) \_ \_ > \\ |/ | )/ \)\\ )// /,/, /(<, b'ger ,,/_/_). / )_),,, ,,_ ,___, /(6 6)\_ /\` ' `'\\_ \\\_''''|\\\ )\\\\''//||/ b'ger ._,--/////""------ ` ,___ b'ger / O\_\ _/ \_ /`\` '`\\ ( .\_ / \ /\ \(/ \ /'(/ /\(/ / /''/(/ /\\\(/ //// (/ """ HOINK HOINK! _ / _==\_ (/(_\/ _____/ '\_____ [_||_((_ /___||_] ||,,)/\(,, ,|| b'ger Ptttrrrrrrrr!!! \ /) \ // , , // /|/|________// /o o_ o| (___/ | _____ || U ||| ||| b'ger________(_||___(_||_______ , (( \\ , \\ /_/|________)) ,,) _ . ( __( | ____ || U ||| ||| b'ger (_|| (_|| _ /\,_/\| /==_ ( (Y_.) / /// U ) (__,_____) ) )' > `/ |._ _____ | | | ( \| ( | | | || | ,,-. ),)_/ ., ))_/,,.-,_ b'ger . ,-/,_ __ / _,\ \_\ ,,,, _,_) # /) (= =)D__/ __/ // C/^__)/ _( ___// \_,/ -. '-._/,--' _\\_, / -//. \_ \_/ -,._ _ ) ) \/ / ) / / \-__,/ ( ( ( \.__,-)\_ )\_ / -( b'ger / -(//// //// hinnn hinnn hiiinnnggnn... / _, _, /)| /)\ \_'-"`/(_/```",, / < ``--._ |. _ ) ` * ', ^ ^/_, * (\*\ (#_/ `\) /' * - ))_| U \ \* _,//_ * ) >\_* ((|\_/ \ | \ | # ( \# \#\ \ # \\ \( )/ _)> _))/(_ b'ger .-\\,, , /\\//\//\\/),, ,,)/ ,\. .- -'-,)\/.')) File: mirrors/bger/line_art/miscellaneous.txt __7__ %%%,%%%%%%% \_._/ ,'%% \\-*%%%%%%% ( ^ ) ;%%%%%*% _%%%%" `='|\. ,%%% \(_.*%%%%. / | % *%%, ,%%%%*( ' (/ | %^ ,*%%% )\|,%%*%,_ |__, | *% \/ #).-"*%%* | | _.) ,/ *%, | | _________/)#(_____________ /___| |_____________________b'ger| === [Hey, this car is the very first ascii I made] ___ ___ :::::::::::::::::::::::: [_ _] [_ _] _ /| ___$________S_ | \ / |-/ ____ [++| |+ <<<<<---<| |>____O)| \ |-\___ ________ _[++| |+ \| _$_ _S_ |_/ ::::::::::::::::::::::: [___] [___] b'ger ( \ ) ##--------> ) / b'ger ( __1__ __2__ __3__ __4__ __5__ __6__ \_._/ \_._/ \_._/ \_._/ \_._/ \_._/ ( ^ ) ( ^ ) ( ^ ) ( ^ ) ( ^ ) ( ^ ) `='|\. `='|\. `='|\. `='|\. `='|\. `='|\. / | / | / | / | / | / | (/ | _,_/ | _,_/ | _,_/ | _,_/ | _,_/ | |__, |(__|__, |(__|__, |(__|__, |(__|__, |(__|__, | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | b'ger /___| /___| /___| /___| /___| /___| etc... === === === === === === b'ger first and only ascii art law: When it comes to Ascii Art, difficulty increases as size diminishes. \ `, ___ # |/ ? | , )\ /__/\ \____ ,- / \_/ \ |/| / < _____ _> \ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--------- '-' |\/ b'ger _```, - c `-|\. /` \ (/ |_\ |__, | | | | | /___| b'ger === ,, ", - c `-|\. / `\ (/ |_\ |__, | | | | | /___| b'ger === /\ /. \ (_/\_) )( //\\ huummmhummmmmhummmmmm... // \\__,_ / | //- \____ ___// ./\ ,```_ _```, )__ //\\ _ c - - c | (( )) - | ./|-` `-|\. | |\\//| /` \ /` \ |- | \/ | ' /_| \) (/ |_\ | | () | | | | .__| |__, | | |//\\| - - | | | | | -|/ \| | - | | | | __|_ | | _|_|__ |___\ /___| _)___||____||___b'ger ______===_____===_______|____| |__| |_,____ /\ / .\ (_/\_) )( /__\ _/_/\_\_ _/_/__\_\_ _/_/_/\_\_\_ _/_/_/__\_\_\_ __/_/_/_/\_\_\_\__ _)__,________'____(_ )__________________( ||| - | | _____-____ | | |\ /| | ' | \ / | | | | \ / | | | | \/ | | | | /\ |'| | | / \ | | _| | / \ | |_ //| |/ \| \\ //| / \. //| / || //| / __||__ //| , -__ __- ____//| / ' || . _)___/| / / / || \ /\ )__ \_ / __/_____/\_____\__ /. \ | / |__________________| (_/\_) ' / /. ///\\\ \ )( | | | /(( ))\ - | //\\ | -| | / \\// \ | huummmhummmmmhummmmmm... // \\__,_| | | - /\ \/ /\ ' |__ / | //- \____| | / / () () () \ \ ' ___// ./\ \ | | / / /\ /\ /\ \ \ | ,```_ _```, )__ //\\ |_| - | | //\\//\\//\\ | - c - - c | (( )) -| | .| | |(( )( )( ))| | ./|-` `-|\. | |\\//| | | | ' | \\//\\//\\// | | /` \ /` \ |- | \/ | | ' | | | \/ \/ \/ | ' /_| \) (/ |_\ | | () | | | | | | () () () | | | .__| |__, | | |//\\| - | -| | | /\ /\ /\ | | | | | | | -|/ \| | - | , | //\\//\\//\\ ' | | | | | __|_ | | _|_| |_|_ |// \( )/ \\| |__+ |___\ /___| _)___||____||___| |___||__ \\// __|__, | ______===_____===_______|____| |__| |_,|__|__| |____\/____| | , __________________________________________b'ger __/ -------------------THE ASCII ART FAQ TEN COMMANDMENTS------------------- \\\\`/// / _ _| 1. Thou shalt read the FAQ. (\'('\/') 2. Thou shalt not remove the ______/( >(__ initials from any ASCII art. /`- \ \_=__| `\ 3. Thou shalt not claim ownership / /__( _____\ _____ of someone else's ASCII art. /_ \.____ ," "." ",__ 4. Thou shalt read the FAQ. | / _\__/_ - / \ 5. Thou shalt ask permission \/ /____ \ASCII ART FAQ /// before using someone else's ) / / \__\ - | ASCII art. '-.__|_/ ///| I VI | 6. Thou shalt not sell someone \_ | | | else's ASCII art. | | II VII | 7. Thou shalt read the darn FAQ. \ | | | 8. Thou shalt not post someone / | III VIII | else's ASCII art without making \ | | | clear that you didn't make it. \_ | IV IX | 9. Thou shalt not assume that \| | | ASCII art isn't art at all. | V X | 10. Thou shalt read the FAQing FAQ. |______b'ger______| File: mirrors/bger/line_art/mythology.txt ----o- _____________ %%% , ,%_________ (___________,,) %c >) ,________) (_________,,) ) = ,______) (_____,,)/ _/__,,____) / \ \__/ /\ /\ | \/\ /__\|' , / \, < - '====o==, /_\ / /` |\ __ \ /__,_/ | _/, \____\ // | \/ \ \\ _( \ \ \ \ _/ \ //| \ \ \ |/| < ` _\ -) / |_/ | | / |_/ /-_, ' /| \/ \_,--., '( )' / | | \ |,/ \,/ b'ger [Chiron] =*=== $$- - $$$ $ < D$$ $ - $$$ , $$$$ | ///; ,---' _ |----. \ )( / ) | \/ \. ' _.| \ $ | \ /( / /\_ \ $$$$$ \ / ( / / ) $$$ $$$ ( , /_/ ,`_,-----.,$$ $$$ | <----| \---## \ $$ / \\\ | $ ' ' | | \ / / \_| /______,/ / / / | / | | / ( /--| /. \ (\ (_ `----,( ( _\ \ / / ,/ | / /,_/,/ _|/ / / ( / ( ^-/, | /, | ^- b'ger ^- [Chiron's girlfriend?] _ (/ ((( \ '/' ( ) \= )/__ __\ \#__ \ ( ~ \) |(. ( . /\ \ ____ \ ) / / / /__ \ / (_/ ),----. ) ) ( \\\ \ ( / | ) | ' _ | / | \__| /___,/ /( \ | | / ( ( _/ ('| ( ) \_ \_ > \\ |/ | )/ \)\\ )// /,/, /(<, b'ger ,,/_/_). / )_),,, ,,_ [Dionysos/Bacchus] . . . =O=== . _ %- - %%% (_) % < D%% | ' , ,$$$ -/- %%%% | |//; ,---' _ |----. \ )( / ) | \/ \. ' _.|, \ | \ /( / / \_ \ \ / ( | / ) ( , ___|/ ,` ( _/ ( | \_ _/\--// ,\\\ _______ _/\\ / | |_________ |_______/ \\ / _/ , |________| __|___#/ \ _ ' |##____|___ /______/ _ | / \ | /__________\ | / _/\_/ b'ger /_ '_,____\/ )( |/ \_ / ( \ | /-\_/ Oooo )(. / ) oooO [Icarus] ) / ) / / ) - / / / ' / / - / _/ / / _ / _/_, / , + $$$ / _/_/_/ \ | /- + $$/ _/_/_/ / \`_ $$/'_/_/ . ______ _ \ ( / ___,_____ _ _____, | `(|/_,_,__ ________/ |. |''_,_______) \ (_ \ / |-._ \.' /|/ \_._ /_/ _/ /-'__ \ \' \.___ '. /, |_/_ |._ \ / ) '. '_/, ) (_( -\_ / \ \ \__ |-' |/ \._ /_/_ \_/\' ) \ | |/ b'ger ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ [Garden of Eden?] _/\_ _/\_\__/_/\_ _/\_\__/_/\_\__/_/\_ \__/ \__/ \__/ _/\_ _/\_ _/\_ )))))) \__/_/\_\__/_/\_\__/ ///(((( , , \__/_/\_\__/ | ) \C > (\__/ /| ; _= \)/) / |___/ /_ _/\_ (\(/ (,_'_ ` ~ \ _,\__/ \)/) \(. ) .) \/.-/// (\(/ ) / \ | \)/) / , ( \/ (\(/ / ~ \ \)/) / __ \ (\(/ ' \/ ' \)/) \ ' / (\(/ \ | / \)/) ) , / (\(/ / /\ \ \) |/ \| _/\_ | | _/\_\__/_/\_ (| |) _/\_\__/_/\_\__/_/\_ .|| || \__/ \__/ \__/ '= =' b'ger [Pallas Athena] %%::::+: %%% - -% , _ , %c >) ( O O ) ) = /'` ' `'\ _____/ /__ |'''''''| / \ ~ / \ |\\'''//| /\ , \ ' / \ \ ."""_ /__`|' \_/ / \,____) / < - '::::+::/% /_ /-- - / ,/` |\___ _/ /__,_// | /, // | \/ \ _( \ \ \ //| \ \ < ` _\-) _____________| |/_________ |____________/ | ________|____ |___________/ /_______________| (_/\___-/-\ b'ger | / '( /:| |_/ File: mirrors/bger/line_art/ralf.txt /_,/\ /" ( .Y__D / )/ _________//_____ \ ____` ___ / _)) / . ./ ((_ / ,)/ / (, \ \\\\/ , / 7/// / __ / /\( \\ // \\ \\ // )) )) // // // (/ //_ //__ b'ger (__\\\ _\\\ `, ___ # /_,/\ |/ ? /" ( | , )\ .Y___ / /__/\ \____ \(__ ,- / \_/ \ / (\ |/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\------'-----' '-' |\/ b'ger /_,/\ /" ( .Y__D / )/ _________// ooo, \ ____` \ 0_-_) _)) / . . \ // / ,)/ /\ '/ \\\\/ , / \/ / __ / /\( \\ // \\ \\ // )) )) // // // (/ //_ //__ b'ger (__\\\ _\\\ /\,_\ ) _ "\ \ (__Y. )/ _________// ___ \ ____` \ /_, \ _)) / . . \ // |// / ,)/ /\ '/ \\\\/ , / \/ / __ / /\( \\ // \\ \\ // )) )) // // // (/ //_ //__ b'ger (__\\\ _\\\ Nude art? 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To obtain a nice shading effect I had to fill them separately. So I erased one leg, closed the gaps and erased the shadows around the knees and toes. ..:'''''''''': ( ' : ' _. . ( . : : .. : ; : ( ( _~ r ) .x. ; _3 ~ 2 .~ _% _ c ; } .` o _ ( ( ( ` ; . .` : ; ~ .` _ . .. .` , ( .: .] /. .; /` 8 .` )` _` .; .` ) _ ) .(c?!3/ `` The next step was to make a custom gradient in the Fill Options panel. MNBtir+iB I entered the following settings in the Fill Options panel: - Linear - dither: enabeld - Any character + diagonal ... and filled the edges of the legs MMMMMMMMMMMMMM M N M M MN N M N N B NN N B t N B BB t B tBt B ti t t it it t t i i it i i r i i i r r rr + r r r+ + + r+ ++ + + +i +i i+ ii +i i iB Bi ii Bi iB B B B BBBBBBB BB Then I changed the last setting to: - Equal character ... ans filled the inside of the leg. 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Use for any other purpose is expressly > prohibited without the author's written permission. > > Apart from the rights mentioned above, no other rights connected > to the ascii art, such as ownership rights, are transferred. > > © 1996-2001, joris bellenger > All rights reserved. Source: https://svzanten.home.xs4all.nl/ascii/ Date: 2021-05-25 Curator: Joris Bellenger Author: Joris Bellenger (b'ger) File: mirrors/lukasztyrala/ABOUT.txt ASCII Art by Lukasz Tryala > Collection of my ascii-arts Files extracted from GitHub repository. Source: https://github.com/lukasztyrala/ascii-arts Date: 2021-05-25 Curator: Lukasz Tyrala Author: Lukasz Tyrala (lt.) 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(_\_,/;,_,_,_,_,_) File: mirrors/lukasztyrala/files/20040911_swiatek.txt __ ,`vv`. /______\ /____\ //_||_\\ /|) || (|\ /| '--' |\ ||(\==/)|| ,` \\// `. / _,-"".__ \ )` \ ___) ,( / ' )||( ` \ / ` /#||#\ `` \ `._,'##||##`._,` ;--.||,--: lt. / |' ` '\ _| ' |' |_ || ` |' ` || || ' |' ` || || , |' '|| |/,--.||,--.\| """""""""""""" File: mirrors/lukasztyrala/files/20051109_biedny-mis.txt Biedny mis [09.11.2005] __ .---`'``'` `q--p O/ _' ..( \ ) _ ,'`-._@ \ /-'`|\( |\_L |L\L as/lt. as -- facjata lt. -- reszta File: mirrors/lukasztyrala/files/20040918_kwiatek.txt v `-.-< L ,-._ ) (,-< >^ __Y__/_ \ / lt. _t___j_ """"""" File: mirrors/lukasztyrala/files/20040412_pt-logo.txt 20040412.PT-Logo ,, _ __ .\||/- _ _ _ __ |_) | /\ |\| |_ .--\/--. 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File: mirrors/tranf/ascii/transportation/planes.txt PLANES ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- __ _____ /* | .................. | __________/ ----____/ |........./ |-< ^^^^ ======= \.................. | \------==========_____-----/ <------- F-4 Phantom by . Curtis Olson (curt@sledge.mn.org) \__[0]__/ F15 from: | | Christopher Wachter ___________|_(O)_|___________ WachterCM97%CS19@cadetmail.usafa.af.mil xxx |_|(.)|_| xxx F-18 Hornet from Joseph Hillenburg \ / jph@gnu.ai.mit.edu +----o0o----+ F-18 Hornet \ / Kenneth E. Bailey x________\(O)/________x gst_bailey@emuvax.emich.edu o o O(.)O o o YF-22 \ / Jeff R. Sents _____-/\-_____ ge03429@loads1.lasc.lockheed.com \\// YF-2[23] \ / Jason Nyberg ____\___/O\___/____ nyberg@ctron.com \_\\_//_/ JAS-39 Gripen | Isaac Kuo __ n __ isaackuo@math.berkeley.edu X------[O]------X twin engine fighter | | by Jim Knutson --=oOo=-- knutson@mcc.com Check Six! + A-10 |_0o0_| Brooke L. Jarrett III ------o=(@)=o------ bjarrett@netcom.com ++ * % * % * % * ++ Harrier _____|_____ Brad? /'++ ( O ) ++`\ exubrst@exu.ericsson.se ! V ! | Ben Giddings o_________(_)________o o^o X \_/ X o^o SR-71 Blackbird / \ Isaac Kuo ____-_____^_____-____ isaackuo@math.berkeley.edu `-' `-' `-' SR-71 Blackbird front / ^ \ David Williams ---(.)==<-.->==(.)--- SR-71 Blackbird rear / ^ \ David Williams ---(O)==<<->>==(O)--- F117 Stealth fighter \ / by: Dan McKenney _\/\/_ dsm@iti-oh.com _____/_//\\_\_____ P-38 _|______|_ Kim R. Volz kim@amc.com ----(*)=()=(*)---- B-26? | Origin Unknown -===X==(0)==X===- ' " ' _|_ Joe Coppick ---(*)--- sxjjc@chinook.uacn.alaska.edu " ' " | Anders Pettersson ____O____ euaadp@eua.ericsson.se ______0{o}0______ |\ __ Wim Brinks ..==========- wibr@erhs50.ericsson.se ~~~ Calvin K. McDonald | calvin@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com \__________( )__________/ o' `o (Ceci n'est pas une) Piper __!__ by: Per Lindberg _____(_)_____ per@front.se ! ! ! Andrew Spencer _!_ spencer.wbst129@xerox.com ______(_)______ ! ! ! Stephen C. Hayne __!__ schayne@acs.ucalgary.ca _____(_)_____ Dan Grunloh __|__ grunloh@uiuc.edu -----(.)----- Joseph P. Wetstein __|__ jpw@coe.drexel.edu ---o-(_)-o--- Comet by Dave Goodman __|__ daveg@misty.sara.fl.us ------oo(_)oo------ __|__ DC-6 by Dave Goodman --@--@--(_)--@--@-- generic bomber __|__ by David Goodman --o--o--(_)--o--o-- Generic 4 engine Jet __|__ variation by Paul Tomblin --------(_)-------- ptomblin@canoe.com O O O O by Francis Jambon __|__ Francis.Jambon@imag.imag.fr *---o--(_)--o---* ! ! ! Donald Kwakkel _|_ kwakkel@cwi.nl -----(*)----- The Netherlands / \ from Darin Petersen __|__ Maverick@buhub.bradley.edu ________(*)________ o/ \o by Darin Petersen --------vvv------- maverick@camelot.bradley.edu --(*)-- o/d\o Maurice "Maury" Givens __|__ maury@tellabs.com ________(*)________ Mike Myshatyn \ . / myshatyn@fc.hp.com .______(*)______. (Bonanza) from Michael Mauldin __!__ mlm@FUZINE.MT.CS.CMU.EDU -----<*>----- o O o from: --|-- Stephen_Pennypacker@vos.stratus.com *~~~~~~~~~~~(BIL)~~~~~~~~~~~* 0 0 727 from KANNO HIDEO _ .--- kanno@tansei.cc.u-tokyo.ac.jp _________/ |__--'@/ (__PAN AM/__|__===-~ # T33 __|__ # Andrew Boyd aboyd@qnx.com o----(_)----o # F-104 (taxiing and in flight) __ __ __ __ # Andrew Boyd | | # aboyd@qnx.com x---(_)---x x---(_)---x # o/ \o # C5A? _|_ # Greg Scarich /ooo\ # gScarich@world.nad.Northrop.com \=====(*)=(*)=( .o. )=(*)=(*)=====/ # Gulfstream GV _____ # by Robert Montgomery | # rmontgom@gulfaero.com \______0(.)0______/ # Gotha 229A-01 # Peter Denniston ------o^o------- # Peter.Denniston@flightpath.nacjack.gen.nz # LS6-a ---+--- # Guenther Seemann | # SEE@WZL-MTQ1.WZL.RWTH-AACHEN.DE -----------(.)----------- # Dirk Rackley _|_ # vortecs@teleport.COM ---{*}--- # Fighter? | # Thomas Schwarzenbacher -O- # thomas@informatik.uni-bremen.de o---(_)---o # Velocity N94KL | _ | # Kirk Lindberg |--------(.)--------| # kalindberg@mmm.com O o O | from ----|---- skip@mitre.org x------(o)------x 0 0 0 ___ PA38 from Mark Ferraretto | mferrare@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au -----O----- / | \ _ from: , _.o..__ / \ Stephen_Pennypacker@vos.stratus.com +********=++-' ` o/ _ ___ by Gregg D Short [*\ /***\_ gshort@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu ---************)-| ' b Rex L. Root Jr. () () rex@eng.umd.edu _______\___/_______ "I only fly inverted on purpose." | ( ) | --------------------- Fouga Magister by Geoff Miller \ / geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM \ _ / \/_\/ ()------------------(|_*_|)------------------() __|__ Formation (Avro Canucks?) __|__ *---o0o---* by Matt Kenner __|__ *---o0o---* mtk3@po.cwru.edu *---o0o---* | F4U4 Phantom from /O\ Chad B. Wemyss \_______[|(.)|]_______/ chadwemy@wpi.wpi.edu o ++ O ++ o Formation from __|__ | __|__ Matthew T. Kenner *---oOo---* ---|--- *---oOo---* mtk3@po.CWRU.Edu _(O)_ *---------(|_*_|)---------* \ _ / F-18 Hornet *__________\_(0)_/__________* Greg Knoch @ @ (](_o_)[) @ @ New Mexico State o o \ / F-18 Hornet \ / JOHNNY CHIU _________\/O\/_________ cul8er@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu * (|(.)|) * | Saab J 35J Draken __/O\__ Urban Fredriksson ----===<_>(.)<_>===---- urf@icl.se x x o o x x | IGJAS 39 Grypen ____O____ Urban Fredriksson x-----=[[.]]=-----x urf@icl.se * X 0' X * l ___ n ___ Urban Fredriksson x---=O(.)O=---x urf@icl.se x = o O ' = x _________ Cessna Citation _|_ Edward P. Witting o-/---\-o ewitting@falcon.lhup.edu _________________\o/_________________ _________ Lear 31A | Edward P. Witting _|_ ewitting@falcon.lhup.edu O-(===)-O \_____________________\o/_____________________/ B-17 _|_ Kim R. Volz n kim@amc.com ---==(*)==(*)==(:)==(*)==(*)==--- u / ________________________________ Huey? X _-----\___ Jim Scheuckler / \\-----_____| \_ JRSEEE@RITVAX.ISC.RIT.EDU Y----ARMY_________192__) B-17 Fortress | Phil Dills? o= pdills@epx.cis.umn.edu -----o--o-(O)-o--o----- | | F-104? -+- Harry Prins | hapr@erhs43.ericsson.se o--(O)--o - \ _ / F-18 Hornet \_(0)_/ Anonymous +---=====(]( + )[)=====---+ * o @ o * +---------+ Saab A21R | _ | Urban Fredriksson | /n\ | urf@icl.se ______|__(\o/)__|______ _ _____ / | Rob Hawley __(_o__) \______/ | al326@FreeNet.Carleton.CA o-------------------{________------------ P-38? | _ | Stephen W. Hill _|___/v\___|_ stephen@physics.purdue.edu -====(~)=(.*.)=(~)====- `-' # A-10 _ _ # Pete Nelson |(_)_O_(_)| # pete.nelson@terminal-one.com -------____[_o_]____------- # O 0 O # Gulfstream _____ # Carlos Cardenas O|O # (email unknown) -------(o)------- # ! ! ! # Fighter? | # Dave Kuechenmeister ___________(T)___________ # kuechen@panther.lasc.lockheed.com ++ o (\_/) o ++ # o # C-172, C-182 -|- # Don Ward *--------:--------* # dlw513a@zeus.tamu.edu \($)/ # o/!\o # Transport? | ___ | # Bob Reptile |___/ooo\___| # reptile@kaiwan.com -======((*))=( .o. )=((*))======- # ^^^^^ ^ from Curtis Smith | | /\\ //\ dosmastr@u.washington.edu ||0|| \ \ / / / . \ \||.||/ |--| |--| \\V// /|||\ \./ ^ Edward L. Haletky |o| edward@ga.ecn.purdue.edu ^/| |\^ / | | \ /__-|-__\ | F16 by: | (Grand Moff Tarkin) (O) bailey@emunix.emich.edu X--------<_._>--------X (___) F-14 Tomcat from | _ | Yannick Pistien | /^ ^\ | pistien@lifia.imag.fr ____________|_( . )_|____________ --*/--|_| (___) |_|--\*-- * O O * \ _ / YF-22 by: \ /_\ / Paul Adams Jr. ____________\___/_._\___/____________ paul@erc.msstate.edu \ \ / / \__/\_/\__/ YF-23 by: \ __ / Paul Adams Jr. \ ____/__\____ / paul@erc.msstate.edu ___________\/___/____\___\/___________ \ \____/ / \__/ \__/ YF-22 prototypes \ / Jeff R. Sents _____-/\-_____ home: sents@dixie.com \_\/_/ \ / work: ge03429@loads1.lasc.lockheed.com _____-/\-_____ \_\/_/ Gruman AA-5B Tiger | Lee McGee _|_ lmcgee@corp.sgi.com ____/___\____ ___________[=o=]___________ e/ o \e X-29 \\ Isaac Kuo /| / \__ isaackuo@math.berkeley.edu --===o========>- \| \ /-- // -------------+------------- AH-64 Apache O-/=\-O Isaac Kuo =====/_\===== isaackuo@math.berkeley.edu o ::[_()]:: o i'^`i ___ F-104 Starfighter | Isaac Kuo n isaackuo@math.berkeley.edu o---(O)---o |'|`| | Saab AJ 37 Viggen | Urban Fredriksson _____/O\_____ urf@icl.se __________[(.)]__________ x * X 0 X * x | F-5E Tiger II | JOHNNY CHIU /0\ cul8er@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu _______(|(.)|)________ * * | Saab J29 Tunnan | Urban Fredriksson ____n____ urf@icl.se ----------( o )---------- 0 - 0 Saab A 32A Lansen | Urban Fredriksson | urf@icl.se _____-n-_____ ______________((_))______________ l-+-l U l-+-l | Saab J 32B Lansen | Urban Fredriksson _____-n-_____ urf@icl.se ______________((_))______________ x * * x _________ Saab 105 Sk 60 | Urban Fredriksson __________|__________ urf@icl.se [/___\] \_o_/ | F-16 _|_ R3BGB1@VM1.CC.UAKRON.EDU /___\ x---------<_____>---------x (___) Convair F-106 A/B ! Rick Wagoner | rick.wagoner@EBay.sun.com /&\ _________(](.)[)_________ V +$1$; V ____|____ /\ /\ Landing ^\ o-|-o _./~ \_/\./ Origin Unknown \_. .__________(_)__________. / \ % /~ ^\ -~\ ! : ! /\__. ~ / % ___________________________________________________ |~~~~\ ____/~~~~~\_________ | A6M Zero? | \___--~~~ \_____/ =| | Origin Unknown |-----> =|=> \__________________----=====>______=| | | \ / F-14 Tomcat \ _ / Dan McKenney _________\__( )__/_________ dsm@iti-oh.co m x/ _| |( . )| |_ \x x \_/ ---*\_/ x # /~~~| # Unknown? ____________________/ / # Rich Holmes _______/__/ USAF _____| # rsholmes@hydra.syr.EDU / --------------- / # ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ # \ / # F-22A Lightning II \ ___ / # Christopher A. Ridlon _________________\___( )___/_________________ # RIDLONCA98%CS13%usafa@cadetmail2 \ / . \ / # .usafa.af.mil \__\___/__/ # _ # Buccaneer? |\ # C Newman | \___________----_ # lsusa@csv.warwick.ac.uk [---'''""""// """" ""--__ # """""""""''""""""""""" # Rafale? | _ | # Ka On Lee |_(0)_| # kolee@chat.carleton.ca ------==<[\-(.)-/]>==------ # ^ \#/o o\#/ ^ # ' ` _________________________ _____ | \ \ U \__ _____ | by Keith Barr \__________\ \/_______\___\_____________ | barr@ncar.ucar.edu / < /_/ ..................... `-. |_________________________/ `-----------,----,--------------' _/____/ | | F-15 Eagle from | _ | Chad B. Wemyss ______________|_( )_|______________ chadwemy@wpi.wpi.edu o +|+ [ ( o ) ] +|+ o *[_]---[_]* | Harrier by | Greg Lean ___-/_\-___ glean@geovision.gvc.com _____________/( . )\_____________ * | | ( \_/ ) | | * *|* *|* \_-+-_/ *|* *|* | | | ___ | F15 Eagle by Paul Tomblin ----/___\---- ptomblin@canoe.com x--------------( . )--------------x with help from Andy Stadler x|x | | \___/ | | x|x stadler@apple.com x x |___| |___| x x | _ F16 Falcon by: ----/_\---- Paul Tomblin x--------------( . )--------------x ptomblin@canoe.com --- (___) \ / CF-18 Hornet \ _ / by Paul Tomblin ----/_\---- ptomblin@canoe.com x--------------( . )--------------x x|x | |_|\_/|_| | x|x x x x x | Mig 21 | from John Coley /_\ mppd5@syma.sussex.ac.uk --------{(_)}-------- x -.- x o _ __ // /| airliner from Gautam Roy _______//_______/ | groy@nlm.nih.gov /__________________| \\ \\ Mig 3 from Kay Fisher __ fisher@kay.enet.dec.com | | / |\ used by: |______|__(o/--/ | \ Al Casey <| ~~~ ____ 04 ---- | --------------- Phoenix, AZ |\)____/___|\_____|_/ The Desert Rat | |___/ o | | Jeff Crowell | _ | jcrow@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com _________| _( ) _|_________ +/ _| |( . )| |_ \+ + |_| ---*|_| + O + + O Twin Mustang ____ ____ Tero Lehtonen /\ /\ l115130@cc.tut.fi ______II___II______ ---___()___()___--- __II___II__ ----------- _______________ // | ___________________________________________________// USAF | ___/___|__/ __________________________ / __---_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _______/| ______________________ = ----__________________________________________\|_________________________= Lockheed SR-71 Ian Kluft ikluft@uts.amdahl.com _______ F-101 One-O-Wonder (Voodoo) | JOHNNY CHIU | cul8er@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu /O\ -------<((o))>------- O O _______ F-104 Star Fighter | JOHNNY CHIU | cul8er@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu /0\ O-----((.))-----O * * .____ ________ | | |,____/ [___] o\__________/ | Craig Jamieson <| ________________ G-OTRG _____|_ rcj10@cus.cam.ac.uk |\____<________________)------' o' `oo' /\ B-2 Stealth Bomber \ \ Jason Nyberg /--\ nyberg@ctron.com \--/ / / \/ ____ |Rob \ ___ | Robert L Williamson |Pitt \__________/_||O_\______| rlwst8+@pitt.edu |'00 <_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_> |> \----------------------------/| | Utah ANG | KC-135E | Greg Brubaker ____________/-\____________ gbrubaker@tanker.sim.es.com () () \_/ () () | + | ,----. PBY-4? ______ | /-+------\__________________/ | Graham Hakansson ________// | <== | <================> <====> hakansson@ \ \ L | | \_|____/--| |--------+------.____/ kaom25.enet.dec.com \ | L_| | <______> / `--+-------------------------------' ------gggggggg------ (vv) SH3-SEA KING ___(c= `________/==/ by Enrico Piazza /0O cg+O+ MARINES / labtel@ingfi1.ing.unifi.it C ll ! ! ! ____-----' `_(=O= )--___/ O o ------gggggggg------ (vv) CH3-STALLION ___(c= `________/==/ by Enrico Piazza /0O +O+-- =*= NAVY / labtel@ingfi1.ing.unifi.it C ll ! ! ____-----' `____+-+--___/ `-''---''-- ,--- C2-GRAYHOUND | | \ __! by Enrico Piazza | |==\__________________------ /! _____ labtel@ingfi1.ing.unifi.it | | /uss ranger ------ /_!> []\__ '---/---___ =*= NAVY \____| ! 004| \ ---__________________!_______|_/ F-15E Strike Eagle : : Damien Beeby | _ | IronEagle@gpo.swin.edu.au |____(.)____| -------------------<[ /( . )\ ]>------------------- +|+u *-([_]=--+--=[_])-* +|+ O *' ! 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Lind \__| |__/ lind@eng.umd.edu seen in a signature by F-15 by Curtis Smith Yann Bandy dosmastr@u.washington.edu yannb@yang.earlham.edu -------------------====+====------------------- {_| |_} /| _|_|_ |\ ( |/_____\| ) |--`/_/ | \_\'--| ____ //( ) | \\ ____ | ++ |==|\___/ \___/|==| ++ | \__/ | ___ ___ | \__/ __\/oo X []\/__ || [\__/_\__/] || ~~~~ ~~~~ ______ _____ ___ ___ _________ | |__) | | | | | | | |___ | |__) | |_-| | ```' | | |_____ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ _________ _____ _____ ___ ___ ____ ___ _______ _________ _______ |_/| |\_| | |___| | | | | | ||\.. || | | \ \ | |___ | |__ ) | | | |---| | | ```' | || `'\|| | |_/ / | |_____ | |``|\_ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ Blue Thunder (contributed by Ralphe Neill edp328j@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au) | | | | -/_\- -/_\- ______________(/ . \)______________ ____________(/ . \)_____________ \___/ <> <> \___/ <> <> , | A-10 Thunderbolt II from: |8 Isaac Kuo --+ isaackuo@math.berkeley.edu ()|8 cQ ()|8 --+ |8 | ` /\ B2 Bomber from: \ \ Isaac Kuo \ \ isaackuo@math.berkeley.edu / \ <===>\ < )> <===>/ \ / / / / / \/ /\ / \ Avro CF105 Arrow | | Sgt. D. J. Morton |/\| Hastings and Prince Edward Regiment |00| _|oo|_ | | | | / | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | | \ // | | \\ / | | \ / @ | | @ \ / |||| \ | |||| | |__________||||___________| |_||_| || ^ / \ F-117A Nighthawk //V\\ Rafael Yedwab / \|/ \ Clark University /// v \\\ / \ / \ / \ / /| |\ \ / / \ / \ \ \ / X X \ / \/ / \ / \ \/ / V \ | | :^: | | MiG-21 `Fishbed' |O| Isaac Kuo | | isaackuo@math.berkeley.edu /| |\ / | | \ / | | \ /___| |___\ ||| /|||\ |/`+'\| --------------+--------------- MD500 Defender or MBB Bo105/PAH-1 " Chad B. 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Sprouse (dsprouse@n3igw.pgh.pa.us) ____ _ ._ //x====\ \\o `(_____/__/__\ ='(0) (0) Tom Donohue ____ _**_ IIIIIIIIIII-|_____\ /-----------| cfa |< ..... +--(0)--------(0)-+ Darren Treloar 6-line ____ :. ::::.. ========= /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ ::::::.. ==== /' /,--,. ::::::::::::... /'/' `_l :::::::::::::::::.....')')-/'=.().()-' ----------'--'-----'--'-----'--' Ian Broverman 7-line ____ :. ::::.. ========= /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ ::::::.. ==== /' .,--. /,---, ::::::::::::... .' ; __ /' _\________ :::::::::::::::::.....' :'_/' = ( )/' ___/' :::::::::::::::::::::::::::..... /' === /__/' :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.......: Snafu AOD ____ 10-line ___ ________________________ ,---------+/ +----------+ \ / || | | | / || +----------+ | _________------=--> | | ______ | | ______ | [| / _--_ \ / | / _--_ \ ] \__|| -__- ||___/_____________/_____________|| -__- ||_____/ \____/ \____/ (artist unknown) ____ `:::.. ::.\ .___________________________________________________________.|| | ||.---. |::::B.D.S."Don"McConnell:::UW Department of Mathematics::::|||| O\ |:::::::::::::::mcconnel@math.washington.edu::::::::::::::::|||`---'`---<) |:::::::::http://www.math.washington.edu/~mcconnel/:::::::::||| ` : | |::::::: * HAVE A TRUCKIN' DAY, GOOD BUDDY! * 10-4 * .--/ \=/ \ :`--| |____________________________________________________| |.--._.--.________) '\__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ 11-line ____ _______ / _____ | / / || ________/ / || | |-------|| (| | -.|| | ____ \ ||===================================================== /| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ \|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |_______| / \ |__| / \ |_|/ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ Colin Douthwaite (Colin_Douthwaite@equinox.gen.nz) File: mirrors/tranf/ascii/transportation/boats.txt BOATS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4 _./[][] / /[][][]\ \/ [][][][] \=='='='=/ ~~~~~~\______/~~~~Valkyrie ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | | | Navigate the RISC )_) )_) )_) storm with the )___))___))___)\ good chip CLIPPER! )____)____)_____)\\ _____|____|____|____\\\__ ---------\ /--------- ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Valkyrie ^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^ ^^^^ ^^^ _ _ ' \/ ' _ _ <| \/ __'__ __'__ __'__ / / / / / / /\____\ \____\ \____\ _ _ / ___!___ ___!___ ___!___ \/ // ( ( ( ( ( ( / / \______\ \______\ \______\ / / ____!_____ ___!______ ____!_____ / / / // // / / / | || || | /_____/ \ \\ \\ \ \ \_________\\_________\\_________\ \ | | | \________!__________!_________!________/ \|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_/| \ _______________ / ^^^%%%^%^^^%^%%^\_"/_)/_)_/_)__)/_)/)/)_)_"_'_"_//)/)/)/)%%%^^^%^^%%%%^ ^!!^^"!%%!^^^!^^^!!^^^%%%%%!!!!^^^%%^^^!!%%%%^^^!!!!!!%%%^^^^%^^%%%^^^! File: mirrors/tranf/ascii/transportation/bikes.txt BIKES ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (_:_ --- /---------/ .-/. \ / \--. / / \ \ 7 / / \ \ \ ` / -o---\--- / `--' L `--' _ (_\ / \ `== / /\=,_ ;--==\\ \\o /____//__/__\ @=`(0) (0) o==)_\ ',====_ _-~_ \ \ \_____ \ _-~_-~_),-._____..______ \ \ `\ || ~_-~_-~\_|_______||______| \ \ `\|| (_-~\,-'_--~~~~___~~~\ \ | | `\_ ())=/ /~ (_~_) | _ / / / `-_ / ( __ / ==/ / / \ (___\_________===_/___/________/_/___==O=====O==O _//| ( () )/ |~`-----------------' | ( ()') | '-' \_ `--' _/ \_ `--' _/ `----' Heinkel Tourist 103 A-1 `----' __ o==)_\ | ',====_ `======== \ \ \_____ (________)/~-----||-----. \ \ `\ || _\_\__/_______||______\ \ \ `\|| (||__________________ \ | |) `\_ / /_~_/// \ / / / `-_ / -==============- / / / / ___________\_ /_____________==//___/_/________/_/___===========| _//| ( () )/ |~`-----------------' | ( ()') | '-' \_ `--' _/ \_ `--' _/ `----' Heinkel Tourist 103 A-2 `----' _ ,-~ | ________________ o==]___| | | \ \ |________________| /\ \ __ / _,-----._ ) | \ \. |_||/_-~ `. /() | /|]_|_____ |// \ | \/ /_-~ ~-_ //________________|| / //___________\ //__|______________| \____________/ //___/-\ \~-_ ((_________________/_-o___________/_//___/ /\,\ \ |__/( ((====)o===--~~ ( ( (o/) ) \ ``==' / \ `--' / `-.__,-' Vespa P-200 E `-.__,-' ____ ____ / -- \ / \ ||__|| |----| |____| \ -- / ___) (___ ___)--(___ XXXXX XXXXX XXXXX\/XXXXX XX (XXXXXX) XX XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX XXXXXX XX XX XXXXXXXX XX XX XXXX XX XX XXXXXX XXXXM==____== XX HHHH XX XX XXXXXX ** M HHHHHH M ___ M HHHHHH *()* HHH HHH ==|___|== HH||HH / ** \ HHH HHH \___/ HH||HH []==<<>>==[] HHH HHH O--(( ))--O HH||HH \#II#/ HHH HHH \nnn/ HH||HH #II# HHH HHH n n HH||HH +iiii#/\#iiii+ HHH HHH /O\ HH||HH +i\\i#\/#i//i+ HHH HHH OOO HH||HH U #OO# U VVV VVV OOO VV||VV uOOu |V/ \V/ OOO _VV||VV__ OO /_/| |\_\ \O/ /__/H H\__\ \/ ---_ \.. __ \. |................ ______________ _[] / \ ##__----------- *... / Kawasaki \ // \\_/ () # ZX-6 \... *......../\ __- //__-- () /______________ *.. | __/ ###.____/ \... ***_______/_________/ ._/ .-------. \ ___/ / / ._/_\\-------__ * * \__ / / ./ ./__/ \\ _____ \ * ----- * \ \ / O _========** ./ / ____\\ -- \__\ / ______\________\ \/ / ___ / **=======/ /__/ / \\ \ | | [_______________/ O | / \/ | | | * | | \ / ))))-- o \(o | \ \ / * ----- * \______\__ / NINJA \ * ----- * * * /________________\ * * -------- ------- ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! \~~~~~~-_ \___ ~-. /~\...____ _------------~~~\ ___~~\ \ /__ ~~~~~~~~-. / Suzuki \ //~\\ | | / ~~~~~----.... ~---____/ _________________\//__--~/ | /..... 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(..) 0 ____ 0 \ / __ \ / --/ (__) \-- =\ /= -|--|- | |##| | \ ## / ## -Tua Xiong File: mirrors/tranf/ascii/transportation/trains.txt TRAINS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- _______________________. ._______________________ .---/__|_|____|O|___|||||___| |___|||||___|O|____|_|__\---. | |-| |_| | | | | |_| |-| | | .__|-|____|_|_________|_| |_|_________|_|____|-|__. | |___|[o]=[o]|_____|[o]=[o]|_|=|_|[o]=[o]|_____|[o]=[o]|___| ===================================================================== ALCO FA2's _____________________________. ._____________________________ =------/__|O|``\ |O| |||||||| | | |||||||| |O| /''|O|__\------= |= |_| |_| | | |_| |_| =| | .______|_|_____|_|________________| |________________|_|_____|_|______. | @|__|[o]=[o]=[o]|__|_|__|[o]=[o]=[o]|_|O|_|[o]=[o]=[o]|__|_|__|[o]=[o]=[o]|__|O ===================================================================== ALCO PA's .____. _______________________. ._______________________ .___|____|___. .---/__|_|____|O|___|||||___| |___|||||___|O|____|_|__\---. | [_] [_] | | |-| |_| | | | | |_| |-| | . | | . | .__|-|____|_|_________|_| |_|_________|_|____|-|__. | |_|____________|_| @|___|[o]=[o]|_____|[o]=[o]|_|O|_|[o]=[o]|_____|[o]=[o]|___|O|_|o=o|____|o=o|_| =============================================================================== More FA2's, here dead-heading home for pusher service. .--------------------------------. .--------------------------------. | | [|] | | | | [|] | | |_|____| |_____________________|_| |_|_____________________| |____|_| |_|____|_____|_____________________|_|=|_|_____________________|_____|____|_| |_|[o][o]=[o] o|______|o [o]=[o][o]|_| |_|[o][o]=[o] o|______|o [o]=[o][o]|_| =============================================================================== FM H-24-66 Trainmasters __________________________________________ .--/__|_|____________________________________| / |-| |.| |.| | | / __|-|____________|_|______________|_|__|_| /____/<_>=<_>=<_>\_______________/<_>=<_>=<_>\_|= ===================================================================== EMD E5 ___________________________. ._______________________ .-/__|_|______________________| |___|||||___|O|____|_|__\---. | |-| | | | | |_| |-| | | __|-|____________________|_| |_|_________|_|____|-|__. | |_/<_>=<_>\_________/<_>=<_>\_|=|_|<_>=<_>|_____|<_>=<_>|___| ===================================================================== FM CFA-24 and ALCO FA2 _______ ________________ ________________ .____-------___________________. / |_| |_| \ / |_| |_| \ / |_| | | [|] | | / |_| |_| \ / |_| |_| \ / |_| | | | | ------- ---------------- ---------------- |_|====|_____|======-------======|_| O O O|_|[o][o]=[o] o|____|o [o]=[o][o]|_|O =============================================================================== A (B&LE) Baldwin AS616 on an ore drag. .____-------_____________________. ._____________________-------____. / | [|] | \ / | [|] | \ | | | | | | | | |_|====|=====|=====================|_|=|_|=====================|=====|====|_| @|_|[o][o]=[o] o|______|o [o]=[o][o]|_|O|_|[o][o]=[o] o|______|o [o]=[o][o]|_|O =============================================================================== Gripp has preserved one of the few early turbine sets GE built for the Union Pacific. .______________________..______________________________________ | || .____________________________. |_|\--. | UNION PACIFIC || | UNION PACIFIC | | |______________________||___|============================|_____. | @|[o][o]=[o] [o]=[o][o] [o]=[o] [o]=[o]|______|[o]=[o] [o]=[o]|__|O ============================================================================ Recently, the line has acquired an ex-Erie_Lackawanna SDL39 and SD45, still in original livery. ._--_--_--___--_--_____-__________ ||_________,-------' |-----|=- || ERIE-LACKAWANNA | [|] |____. || ___| |__ || |_|====================/===|_____|==\=|_| |_|/[o]=[o]=[o] |_______| [o]=[o]=[o]\|_| =========================================================== EMD SD45 .__----_----_----_____----_----___--___________ ||##################,-----------' |------|=- || ERIE LACKAWANNA | [__] |____. || ___| |__ || |_|================================/===|______|==\=|_| @|_|/[o]=[o]=[o] |____________________| [o]=[o]=[o]\|_|O ======================================================================== The Gripp road has been experimenting with triple-stack trains. We caught this shot of their test car trailing an FA: ___ ___ ___ _____ __________ ------------------------------------____--------------------------------------- ._____________. .' `. ._<====>_|_____________|__`__'__. ._____________________________ .---'[]|O|_______|||||||||_______|O|[]`---. |----------------------------- | |_| NEW HAVEN |_| | |O| [] [_] [_] [_] [_] [_] [_] | .___|-|_______________________|-|___. | |_| ________ @|__|[o]=[o]=[o]|___________|[o]=[o]=[o]|__|O|_|__/(o)==(o)\_______________ =============================================================================== EP-5 electric with a passenger consist. --------____-------------------------------------------------------____--------- .' `. .__________________. .__________________. .' `. .____>__<__|__________________|__. .__|__________________|__>__<____. | |[_]| | | |[_]| | | | | | | | | | |_|___|___|________________________|_| |_|________________________|___|___|_| 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|--*-o========o============[o]|_____|---\O "[=]""(o)_|__|__/_[o]======[o]______\/|\/____\/|\/____\/|\/___(*)>=====<(*)_\_ --[]----[]----[]----[]----[]----[]----[]----[]----[]----[]----[]----[]----[]-- | \_ \|/ \\\_ --+-- \\\\\_ /|\ \\\\\\\_ | \\\\\\\\\_ _ \\\\\\\\\\\_ _// \\\\\\\\\\\\\ /\ /\ //// \\\\\\\\\\\\\H /\ / \ /\ / \ /\ H//// \\\\\\\\\\\\\H / /\ / \ /\ / \ /\ / \ / \ H//// \\\\\\\\\\\\\H /\ // / /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ H//// \\\\\\\\\\\\\H / \ // \ | / \/ \_______________________. .___________H//// \\\\\\\\\\\\\H / \ / \ / .---/__|_|____|O|___|||||___| |___|||||___H//// \\\\\\\\\\\\\H / \ || / | |_| |_| | | | H//// \\\\\\\\\\\\\H || ||| .__|-|____|_|_________|_| |_|_________H//// \\\\\\\\\\\\\H @|___|[o]=[o]|_____|[o]=[o]|_|O|_|[o]=[o]|_H//// \\\\\\\\\\\\\H============================================================H//// ._--_--_--___--_--_____-__________ ||_________,-------' |-----|=- || | [|] |____. || Don Gilchrist ___|DGRR |__ || |_|====================/===|2750_|==\=|_| |_|/[o]=[o]=[o] |_______| [o]=[o]=[o]\|_| 602-902-2750 dong@emtek.com The Gripp also lent a hand restoring this UP DD35. _ _|_______====___H____===_====_====_====_====_===____H___====_______ |_______| [[[[ \###########||###########/ [[[[ | _______| [][] |____ """ UNION | | PACIFIC """ | |o ____| UP |__| \___________________|_ |____________________/\_________|| |_| / |__74__| \_| | | | | | || | | | | | | | / \| | ||| |_|=|====|======|===|===\/=================================|=\/=|======|===|_| |_| [(o)=(o)=(o)=(o)]|_________________||________________[(o)=(o)=(o)=(o)]|_| ============================================================================== ] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] 5000 H.P. Track Staightener ____________________________________ ||-----| #### ####|| _____________________ _____| [|] | WESTERN MARYLAND || | =W E S T E R N M || | 7495| || |\ | || _| |__ || | | \ WM |___||_|_|_____|__|_______________________||______| |__\_________________ =-|-||_[o]=[o]=[o]_| O|_________| |_[o]=[o]=[o]_||-|-=- O=O \/ \/ \/ \/ =============================================================================== Greg McCartney X A-B College X McCartney_g@ab.wvnet.edu =============================================================================== __________._.____._._._ _._._.____._.__________ ---------- ---------- ___IooI== \=====/ ======I I====== \=====/ ==IooI___ I________I I________I _I__I__I___Santa Fe_______I__IEvan Werkema-elw4_I__I__I___oo____I____oo____I__ ~~O=O=O~============~O=O=O~~~~O=O=O~============~O=O=O~~~~o=o~~~~~~~~~~~~~o=o~ ______,,__._.___._._._ _._._.___._.__,,______ ------------- _____IooI== \=====/ =====I I===== \=====/ ==IooI___ | Evan | |_I____I__I___Santa Fe______I__I_I__Ielw4@po.cwru.edu_I__I__I__I_| Werkema | `-~0=0=0~==============~0=0=0~-'~`-~0=0=0~=============~0=0=0~-'~~o==o~~~~~~~~ Werkema also has latched onto this fine old pair of GP30's, ,------------__,_._,_ _,_._,__------------, ___IooI~~|~~~~~~ ======I I====== ~~~~~~~~~IooI___ --------------------- _I__I__I__|Santa Fe_____I__I_____Santa Fe___I__I__I__I Evan Werkema-elw4 I ~~O==O~============~O==O~~~~O==O~============~O==O~~~~o=o~~~~~~~~~~~~~o=o~~ this pair of GP-40's, ______.._,____,__._._ _.__.__,_.._,_..______ ___IooI== ====I I==== \====/ ==IooI___ __________________ |_I__I__I____Santa Fe____I_| |_I___Evan Werkema__I__I__I_| Ielw4@po.cwru.edu ~`-~O==O~============~O==O~-`~`-~O==O~=============~O==O~-`~~o==o~~~~~~~~~~~~~ and this DL109/110 pair. _________________________ ______________________________ _____________ _____/oo = = = ### = = = ### |-| = = = ### = = = ### @~~|-|Evan Werkema /_______||___50_###_______###__|_|___________###_______###____| | elw4 / ~O==O==O~============~O==O==O~~~~~O==O==O~==========~O==O==O~~~`-~o=o=o~---- Werkema has rounded up some SD-40 units. __________._.______._._._ __________._.______....... ___IooI== \=====/ ======I ___IooI== \=====/ I |_I__I__I____________________I___| |_I__I__I_______________======I_| ~~o=o=o~==================~o=o=o~~~~~~o=o=o~=================~o=o=o~~~ standard SD40-2 SD40T-2 (SD45T-2 nearly identical) ---------elw4@po.cwru.edu--------- Werkema also runs some earlier model Geeps, and a few GE models. -----_._._,_,,_,__._._ _._.__,_,,_,_._._---- _Ioo I === ====I I==== === IooI____ I~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I |_II___I____Santa Fe____I_| |_I__Evan Werkema__I__I___I_| I elw4@po.cwru.edu I ~`-~O==O~===========~O==O~-`~`-~O==O~=============~O==O~-`~~o==o~\/~\/~\/~o==o~ ----__________,,_------- -------_,,___________---- _IooI == ~~~~~~I I~~~~~~ == IooI_ I~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I |_II__I____Santa Fe_______I_| |_I_____Evan Werkema___I__II_| Ielw4@po.cwru.eduI `-~O==O~=============~O==O~-`~`-~O==O~==============~O==O~-`~~o==o~~~~~~~~o==o~ ......__________._____ ________________________ IooI = = = _____I ______________________ I I I Evan I |_I__I--_Santa Fe=====I_| I elw4@po.cwru.edu I I EL&W I I Werkema I ~`-~O==O~=========~O==O~-`~~o==o~~~~~~~~~~~~o==o~~~o==o~~~~~~~~~~~~~~o==o~~ _____ . _____ ,, IooI--"-------~~~, IooI--``------~~~, I_I__I___________##I_I I_I__I__________###I_I `-'O==O~~====~~O==O`-' `-'O==O~~====~~O==O`-' S1 S2 ---- II ___ _--_ ----------------------- ,~~~IooI~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~, ,-------I__I-------, | I I Evan | |_I___I__I__Santa Fe__####I_I_I elw4@po.cwru.edu I_| EL&W I I Werkema| `-~O=O==O~=========~O==O=O~-`~~o==o~~~~~~~~~~o==o~~~o==o~~~~~~~~~~~~~o==o~~ _____ ,, ______________________ IooI--``-------~~~, I I I I ______________________ |_I__I__santa fe_###I_I I elw4@po.cwru.edu I I Evan Werkema I `-~0==0~=======~0==0~-'~~o==o~~~~~~~~~~~~o==o~~~o==o~~~~~~~~~~~~o==o~~ Werkema also operates a Santa Fe type steamer in freight service. -- o__II___---__---__---___I~~~|~______________ |~~~~~~|~~|~~~~~~| |~~~~~~|~~| _|______________________|___|_| 3000 `\ | | | | | | | / o~~O-O-O-O-O~~O-O-O-O-O~~o~~~~o-o-o~~~~o-o-o~~~~o--o~~~~~~~~o--o~~~o--o~~~~~~ Evan Werkema---------------------------------------------------elw4@po.cwru.edu Werkema's most exotic unit, however, is this articulated 2-6+6-2 with a flexible boiler. o__II_---__---_---__I~~|~________________ ,------[~~]------, ,-----[~~]-----, __|_______||_________|__|_| Santa Fe | | Evan Werkema | | | / o~~O--O--O~~O--O--O~~o~~~~o-o-o~~~~o-o-o~~~o--o~~~~~~~~o--o~~~o--o~~~~~~o--o~ ----------- ^-Flexible-boiler! ---------------elw4@po.cwru.edu----------------- The Coifman Road in California keeps a beautiful Zephyr trainset in excurison service. _ ----------- ------------- ----------- _ -------------/^^^^^^^^\---- /^____________||_____________||____________^\|[] ==== ==== ___ ___ == | 'o-o ------ o-o o-o ----- o-o o-o ------ o-o o-o ------------------- o-o Way of the Zephyrs zephyr@cory.berkeley.edu Benn Coifman Coifman owns a rare streamlined 4-4-2 whose origin we aren't sure of. r++-----------,---,-------------. Benn Coifman /~____________/ ""|| @ | zephyr@cory.berkeley.edu / o-o (*) (*) o : o-o-o o-o-o zephyr@robotics.berkeley.edu Coifman occasionally fires its ex-NKP 4-6-2 328 for fan trips as well. p_n__n__----- _______ zephyr@cory.berkeley.edu d ___--__| HH|| `---. zephyr@robotics.berkeley.edu _T-------'___-|___________| 'o=o ()()()--' o=o`---'o=o Benn Coifman - NP 328 - . o O p_n__n__----- _______ _=================================_ d ___--__| HH|| `---.|[| [] H H |[[[| HH HH HH H |]| _T-------'___-|___________||_|__K]______|___|______________|_| 'o=o ()()()--' o=o`---'o=o -o-o-o" ---- " ~ -- o-o-o- ---------------------------------------------------------------- zephyr@cory.berkeley.edu Benn Coifman zephyr@robotics.berkeley.edu Coifman arranged for a visit by this doubleheaded SP 4-6-2 set. .oOO .oOO p__ri__n____------____ p__ri__n____------____ d ______--___| HH|| /---------. d ______--___| HH|| /---------. _T------++---'___-|--'__________| _T------++---'___-|--'__________| 'o=o ( )( )( )-O-' o=o=o o=o=o'o=o ( )( )( )-O-' o=o=o o=o=o - SP 2472 - - SP 2467 - Georgia's Marsee has an extremely rare unit, a BL2 ____ _______________ Darryl E. Marsee | \ WR-ALC/1926 CCSG/SCCI ,--/[]\___________ |' Control Data Systems | * \ Robins Air Force Base i|_(___#___________\|i demarsee@wrdis01.af.mil |_____/ GA 31098 912-926-7661 +#`o=o'#`---^-'`o=o'#+ Here's another shot of it, with a long box and a bay-window caboose. _______________ _________________________________ ____________ c--/[] \__________ | | Darryl E. Marsee | | <__> | i|_(___#___________\|i | demarsee@logdis1.wr.aflc.af.mil | i|________|i +#`o=o'#`---^-'`o=o'#++~~`o=o'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`o=o'~~++#`o=o'`o=o'#+ ******************************************************************************* ----------------------------------. ---------------------------------- .--/__|_|__Marshall_Lev_Dermer__|_|____| | UW-Milwaukee/Milwaukee, WI 53201| /. . |-| Moshe Ben Menasha |.| | | | dermer@convex.csd.uwm.edu | / ___|-|_Dept. of Psychology __|_|__|_| |_________________________________| /___/<_>==<_>\-----------------/<_>==<_>- = <_>=<_> <_>=<_> F7A and F7B ___________ ll ll l ____ l ]------------------------------ l l__l l l... Marshall Lev Dermer .. \_l Dept ofl\ [ l.. dermer@convex.csd.uwm.edu l Psych. l_\ ] [__l_______Milwaukee, Wisconsin_____l________l__l_] @[_/<_>==<_>\_________________________/<_>==<_>\___]@ -----------------------------------------------------------------. .--/__|_|__Marshall_Lev_Dermer_ University of Wisconsin ______|_|____| /. . |-| Moshe Ben Menasha Milwaukee |.| | | / ___|-|_Dept. of Psychology _ dermer@convex.csd.uwm.edu____|_|__|_| /___/<_>==<_>\------------------------------------------------/<_>==<_> ________ ______________|________|____________ .--/__|_|_______/|__/|\__|\____________| / |-| O O O O | | | / |-| Santa Fe | | | | / __|-|__________[121]________|_|__|_| /____/<_>=<_>\_________________/<_>=<_>\_|= ================================================================ Rick Duncan SFMO rlduncan@halnet.com Duncan District, Northern Division, ATSF :*********************************************************************** :Tim Christensen :Hewlett-Packard :Spokane Div, R&D :Christen@hpspkla.hp.com :Telnet: 921-3362 :Bell: (509) 921-3362 : ____________________________________ : |_____| <_____> |_________| : ________||__| | SWAN VALLEY | : | | | RAILWAY | : |_|_______|_____|_____________________________|______| : =| __________________________________________________ |= : |_| / \ / \ / \ |________________| / \ / \ / \ |_| : ______\_/__\_/__\_/____________________\_/__\_/__\_/________ : ____________________________________________________________ : |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| :*********************************************************************** ________ __________ _[ ] |[]|----------++-/\________/| / | [][][][] | |_|_____|___________________________|_| ___H_O--O--O_\---------------/_O--O--O_H_______________ A DASH 8-40CW with a little imagination ;^) _______________ /_______________\__+--+_---_+--+__ ___|[ ]| ###| ### ######|###### | | | ______| | | | |_|/|_|___|____|______________________|_| H \--/ \ \o/ o / \--/ H ___"__O----O__`---------------'__O----O__"_____ A GP30 with some imagination ;^) sinclair v- antenna >-< horns ____++_________+-+__+___+-+_+-+_ bell->^| /___/ \_####_/ ### ###|<- vertical headlight ____|[ ] ^--snow shield |<- number boards :< headlight |<- class lights <| | | |> |_|_________________________________|_| ( --- ) All opinions are my own. Won't buy, sell, or trade. (-----------) ^ ^ Elsewhere in Germany, another Gudjons GEEP: From: Markolf Gudjons Date: Fri, 16 Sep 1994 18:52:53 +0200 ___________ / | |8| | \ Markolf Gudjons / +-------+ \ |[][__] [__][]| http://www.lfbs.rwth-aachen.de/pix/pix/trains/pix.html |[]+-------+[]| http://www.lfbs.rwth-aachen.de/~markolf | | | | | | | | | | |--| | |--| "CRR 3612, 2nd Moss, 121-0-9550, calling Dante..." | | | |--| =============== (--__|=*=|__--) #include ( --- ) All opinions are my own. Won't buy, sell, or trade. (-----------) ^ ^ The Malcomson Terminal out in California runs a similar unit, ex-UP. From: Steve Malcomson Date: Thu, 14 Apr 1994 17:37:00 PST ___________ / | |254| | \ / +-------+ \ ___________________________ |[][__] [__][]| --------------------------- |[]+-------+[]| Steve Malcomson | | | | Malcomsons@axe.humboldt.edu | | U P | | Humboldt State University |--| |--| Arcata, CA =============== (--__|=*=|__--) ( --- ) (-----------) ^ ^ .____________. .______________. .____________. | UV | | UV | | APL | +------------+ ++------------++ +------------+ ____|_UV_________|_ _|_UV_________|_ _|_UV__|_UV___|____ "o-o '------------'o+o'------------'o+o'------------' o-o" ================================================================= Flames don't bother me, I'm a firefighter :-) The Clark leasing company rolls its cars around Washington State. /--------\ Brad Clark clark@brahms.amd.com / \ II ______________________________ [>-----/------------\___II____<] | [______________________________] | || C P R R | | [______________________________] | ||_____________________________| |\--------------------------------/| [------------------------------] |---------________________---------| (*)-(*) `--------` (*)-(*) (*) (*) (*) (*) ---------------------------------------Camas Prarie Railroad-------------- __________________________________ OOOOOO | |__________| | O | |__________| | -----------------------||------ | CONRAIL |__________| | | | _______ | | | |__________| | | | | | | | | |__________| | |---| | |_____| | |---| ==|__________|__________|__________| ====|___|______|_________|______|___| _____()()____________________()()______________()()_____________()()___________ KEEP ON TRUCKING.......BY TRAIN CONRAIL QUALITY........... __________________________________ OOOOOO | |__________| | O | |__________| | -----------------------------||------ | CONRAIL |__________| | | | _______ | | | |__________| | | CONRAIL | | | | | | |__________| | |###| | |_____| | |###| ==|__________|__________|__________|====|###|__________|_________|________|###|= _____()()____________________()()______________()()_________________()()_______ KEEP ON TRUCKING.......BY TRAIN!!!! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > ____________ ______ _ __________ ____|____/____________|_____(______)_|_|_ ________________/__________ / | | | | __________ | | | | _______/__|_| O |O| |____|_____| O | | O |O| / | | | | | | | | | 14A |_| |_| RD&S | | 14B | | | ________|_|______ |_| _________________| |_________________ |_| |__| (*) (*) (*) )_____-_____( (*) (*) (*) |-| |-| (*) (*) (*) )_____-___ Senior Technician / Assistant Sysop - Train Net / "O" Scale, The King Of Scales dawdy@tellabs.com / 70661.2422@compuserve.com / Richmond, Danville & Southern RR @\ |\\ 250 Tons | \\ | |\\ : | ||\\\ : | || \\\ _____________H__ | vv \\\ IHH WPMW I v JL \\\I_________37___I J l=========WWW=========| "H/ O=O=O \_H_/ O=O=O \H" 73 de Jim, N6LVI, Woodland, CA oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o ___i----i________________ o o Warren T. Brill, a.k.a. =|___|[][]| #### #### #### |= o o wbrill@hpxxx.fc.hp.com i_|__/|____|\_______________|_i o o brill@handel.cs.colostate.edu =++ O==O =========== O==O ++= o o ====================================================================== o ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o ====== o o Warren T. Brill a.k.a. *=-----------^^-----|[][]|----= o o warrenb@hpfccq.fc.hp.com L###__##_##_##_##_ |DRGW| ## | o o wbrill@hpfcso.fc.hp.com L_T_T_T_T_T_T_T_T_T_=L%%%%|=_T_T_l o o =++^()xx()^+ +======+ +^()xx()^++= o o ================================================================ o ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Richard Smart Kingston Polytechnic \ cs_a206@uk.ac.king.ux ________________/_______ ______________________ NSF: rsmart@nsf /_] # # AVOCET # # [_\ |[][___][___][___][___] ===================== <__________________________> |Ll____________________ +~o--o~==============~o--o~+-+o=o""""""""""""""""" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Richard Smart ~CLASS 156 SPRINTER~ Kingston Polytechnic ================== England. Email : cs_a206@ux.king.ac.uk __________________________________ __________________________________ |[][][___][___][___][___][___][] []||||[] [][___][___][___][___][___][][]| | Ll____________________________LI||||LI____________________________LI | +~o--o~========================~o--o~++~o--o~========================~o--o~+ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Richard Smart ~CLASS 143 PACER~ Kingston Polytechnic =============== England. Email : cs_a206@ux.king.ac.uk __________________________________ __________________________________ |[][][___][___][___][___][___][___]||||[] [][___][___][___][___][___][][]| | Ll______________________________||||LI____________________________LI | +=====~o~===================~o~=====-++-=====~o~===================~o~=====+ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ~If a Train Station is where a Train stops, What is a Work Station ?~ ______________________________________________________________________________ Richard Porter / rap@tcom.stc.co.uk ____________________\_____ ______________________ __ . ___ /_] # # INTERCITY # # [_| |[][___][___][___][___] /_/ / / <__________________________] |Ll____________________ / \ / /__ . +~o--o~==============~o--o~+-+~ o=o""""""""""""""""" ______________________________________________________________________________ Richard Porter __ __________________________ ______________________ __ . ___ \_] ### SNCF ### [_/ |[][___][___][___][___] /_/ / / [__________________________] |Li____________________ / \ / /__ . +~o-o-o~============~o-o-o~+-+~ o=o""""""""""""""""" InterCity HighSpeed Rail -- Business for the Future _____________<_______________________ /o ICE || ooooooooooooooo || oo ____________\_oo__________oo____oo___________oo____oo The Trinidad Line is planning to bring an X2000 and ICE to southern California. etrinida@scf.usc.edu * Elson Trinidad _______________<__>___ ______________________ /o/____Amtrak___X2000___||o [][][][][][][][][] o HIGH `/o===o-------------o===o o===o------------o===o- SPEED ______________________ ___<__________________ RAIL [_________________] o||_________ICE_________[\\ FOR -o--------------o--o--'`---o--o-----------o--o--' AMERICA! ______________________________________________________________________________ etrinida@scf.usc.edu ============================================================================= __________________________________________________ Metro Blue Line _ ______________________>__ Los Angeles Metrolink [| |]||[]_[]_[]|||[]_[]_[]||[| Metro Rail Metro Red Line =/_\===o o=====o o=====o o===/___________________ Metro Green Line (1994) ============================================================================= _______ \ / | ___|___ _____________ _|__(*)__|_ / (UNION STA) \ / |[LongBeach]| \ | ____ ___ ____ | | | | | | || || || || | | | | | || || || || | |_____|_____| | | ----- | | ----- | |\|====(M)====|/| | |(M)| | |\[][]_____[][]/| |__00__==507==__00__| |/ | [ ] | \| \ |= |_[] |=| / ==(( ))== (( ))-+\ ===//=========\\=== // \\ | \ ===//===========\\=== // \\ | \ Metro Red Line Metro Blue Line L o s A n g e l e s M e t r o R a i l _______ \ / | ___i_#####_i___ ___|___ / _______0_______ \ _|_______|_ | | __||___||__ | | / |[ Norwalk ]| \ | /o // //*\\ \\ o\ | | | | | | |[861]// * \\[861]| | | | | | |// //_________\\ \\| | |_____|_____| | | /| ->0<- |\ | |\|====(M)====|/| |//|__METROLINK__|\\| |\[][]_____[][]/| | * oo oo * | |/ |0 [ ] | \| | III [}] III | ==(( ))== ------------------- ===//=========\\=== ====//============\\==== ===//===========\\=== ====//==============\\==== Metro Green Line Metrolink 103 DB 141 #, 200 km/h, 7400 kW, 1970 _,--" `-._ _______________ "---- _----'--'-----------------------------'--'----_ //_| | \ ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== / | |_\\ (_____|_|__===== ===== ===== ===== =====__|_|_____) _\______=___________________________________=______/_ \/-(o)-~~-(o)-~~-(o)-`-----'-(o)-~~-(o)-~~-(o)-\/ (diesel-electric mainline locomotives) 242 DR ex 142 6 #, 120 km/h, 2940 kW, 1976 ____________________--------______________ _-'___####_############______________________'-_ //_| o (_) (_)(_)--(_)(_) == ## ## ## o |_\\ \ | | ## ## ## ## | | / _|==================================================|_ |/ (o)---(o)---(o) ------------ (o)---(o)---(o) \| tobias benjamin koehler / leopoldstrasse 32 / de-76133 karlsruhe s_koehler@iravcl.ira.uka.de ukjp@dkauni2.bitnet ____________________--------______________ DR 242 _-'___####_############______________________'-_ (1976) //_| o (_) (_)(_)--(_)(_) == ## ## ## o |_\\ 120 km/h \ | | ## ## ## ## | | / 2940 kW _|==================================================|_ Made in |/ (o)---(o)---(o) ------------ (o)---(o)---(o) \| CCCP (ICE: 401+m*801+804+803+n*802+401) 401 DB InterCity Express 118 #, 280 km/h, 4800 kW, 1989 801 DB ICE 1st class car 197 #, 280 km/h, 1990 "-._ ______________________---"__,-'___ ____________________ _,-'/| #### | | #### || _ ________________ _-' | | |||O||____||____||____ (_--------------------------------DB------|||_|-----DB---------- \------(o)~~~~(o)------------(o)~~~~(o)--'`---(o)~~~(o)-------- tobias benjamin koehler / leopoldstrasse 32 / de-76133 karlsruhe s_koehler@iravcl.ira.uka.de "-._ ukjp@rz.uni-karlsruhe.de ______________________---"__,-'___ ____________________ _,-'/| #### | | #### || _ ________________ _-' | | I C E |||O||____||____||____ (_--------------------------------DB------|||_|-----DB---------- \------(o)~~~~(o)------------(o)~~~~(o)--'`---(o)~~~(o)-------- InterCityExpress DB 401 (1991), 280 km/h, 9600 kW (museum vehicles) 688.11 DB ex VT 11/601 TEE 3 #, 140 km/h, 809 kW, 1957 988.11 DB ex VM 11/901 8 #, 140 km/h, 1957 --_____________________ ________//\_\_\==#############==`--------------------.----- -' _-------------------------------------------------|----- /_,-' (_o__________o____o________|_|_|_____!_!_|_|_!_!_|____! _(_________~________________________|_|_|_________|_|_____|_____ `---(o)~~~~~~(o)---------------------------(o)~~~~(o)---'`---( ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "--. ____===="____--------------_____//____ ____________________________ //! || ==== ==== ==== ==== ==== || !\\ | _ _ ___ ___ ___ __ (____||___====_====_====_====_====___||____) |||_||_| |___| |___| |___| |__ ._____________________DB_____________________.||| | ___ DB__________________ //( )--( )--( ) +--------+ ( )--( )--( )\\ ----'( )---( )`-------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- >>>> NO HATRED IN THE WILD SOUTH and elsewhere <<<< tobias benjamin koehler, leopoldstrasse 32, 76133 karlsruhe, germany ____________________________________________________________________ BLS Re 465 (1994) 230 km/h 6500 kW ___--" tbk \`-. __----_"_--------------------------------`--`___----__ .-'_________####################################_________`-. //[_]| | -------. . .------ | |[_]\\ / | | |------< | `------. | | \ ( |_| -------' ----------' |_| ) [_\==============================================================/_] )__-(-o-)=___=(-o-)-_______\______/_______-(-o-)=___=(-o-)-__( ==================================================================== ukjp@rz.uni-karlsruhe.de unci_narynin@furrymuck unci@furtoonia SBB CFF FFS _ Be 6/8 II _,-'"`-._ Crocodile ----"----. .-.-.-. .`-.___,-' SLM/MFO 1919 --=========================-- |]||[]| [___] [] |[| )______-----------| || | 13254 | |-----------______( |_| == ==___== | ||__| = = = | | ==___== == |_| )|_|-------__(-)-(-)__--|__|-----------__----__(-)-(-)__-------|_|( (=|_|__| *_/__\_(o)_/__\__/_ \ |_|=|_| / _\__/__\_(o)_/__\_* | ||_|=) / (o) \__/ ~~~ \__/ \__/ _=_ \__/ \__/ ~~~ \__/ (o) \ ===================================================================== tobias benjamin koehler ukjp@rz.uni-karlsruhe.de COMPAGNIE INTERNATIONALE DES WAGONS-LITS ET DES GRANDS EXPRESS EUROPEENS _--'~---'-------'---~--'-----------'--~---'-------'---~---_ ||___________________________________________________________|| ||/\|() |~~~| | | |~~~| | | |~~~| | | |~~~| ()|/\|| ||\/|-----------------------------------------------------|\/|| ||==|_________________________(~)_________________________|==|| `--' (o)---(o) ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ (o)---(o) `--' Voiture Salon Pullman WSP Cote d'Azur ______________________________________________________ | \ | o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o 0000 \ |_______________________________________________________\ 00-00 \_David M. Tyler, (Go Devils!)________/ 00-00 \0/ Australia \ _______________________ __X_| [] [] [] [] [] \ | | The secret is the drop floor in the centre |[][][] [][] | the end parts where the doors are is single |__[][][] [] [] [] []_[][]__| deck, with double deck in the centre part. O O \_____________/ O O Tell Bart to have a talk with Goninan's The Dalleska, in Minnesota, occasionally operates this ex-Great Northern full-length dome. _______________________ __/ | | | | | | | | | | | \__ |O| | Paul Dalleska |_|__ o [][][][] ____| dall0008@student.tc.umn.edu -000\-----------------/000- (them's zeros) GN 1392 "OCEAN VIEW" This shot of a MU unit showed up in our files, but we can't get a good ID on it. ___________________________________________________________________ || _____ :::: _____ :::: _____ | ||[] M [ ] |[]|[]| [ ] [ ] [ ] |[]|[]| [ ] [ ] [ ] |[]|[]| M [ ] | || | | | | | | | | | | || _______|__|__|_____________|__|__|_ ___________|__|__|_________| _ -\__/ | | |__________________________| |_____| | |------- (0)-(0) (0)-(0) Randy Lambertus Cray Research, Region 4 rl@uk.cray.com ******************************************************************************* \ ___________________ \ \ ___>--__________________/_#######_|_#######_\__________________--<___ = = }(___________________S__U__S__Q__U__E__H__A__N__N__A___________________) / / ||O| ___ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ___ |O|| / || | |___| |____| |____| |____| |____| |____| |____| |___| | || ||_|______________________________M 1______________________________|_|| ||_|_______/=====\___________________________________/=====\_______|_|| /|__| ()=() |_______| |_______| ()=() |__|\ =============================================================================== ]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]** ******************************************************************************* Also painted for Susquehanna is this pair of Alcos. Randy Lambertus Cray Research, Region 4 rl@uk.cray.com ******************************************************************************* ________=====____H_=======_H______=====__ ________=====_ |_______|[[[[[ \#######/ [[[[[ o| |_______|[[[[[ ______| [][] |____ """ S U S Q U E H A N N A|| ______| [][] |____ |o ____| NYSW |__| \___________________________|| |o ____| NYSW |__| \_ |_| / |_1804_| \_| | | | | | | | | ||_| |_| / |_1802_| \_| @|_|=|====|======|=o=|=============================|_|@@|_|=|====|======|=o=|== |_| [(o)==(o)] |__________________| [(o)==(o)] |_|\/|_| [(o)==(o)] |______ =============================================================================== **[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]*** Lambertus has restored a pair of E9's and painted the for the E-L. _>--__________________u_____-----________ _>--_________________ _____//|O|####\##########|o|######[[[[]]]]##o##| _____//|O|####\##########|o ]-850---|-|---------------|-|-------------------| ]-855---|-|---------------|- |_______|_|ERIE LACKAWANNA|_|_______________850_| |_______|_|ERIE LACKAWANNA|_ |_______|_|_______________|_|___________________|@@|_______|_|_______________|_ |__/(o)\=/(o)\=/(o)\___________/(o)\=/(o)\=/(o)||\/|__/(o)\=/(o)\=/(o)\________ =============================================================================== **[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]*** Here Lambertus RSD-5 1045 pulls a fan trip. Randy Lambertus Cray Research, Region 4 rl@uk.cray.com ******************************************************************************* ______ _ ______________________ q_--------___||________________>-|______|_\___p /______T_______________ [ |||||||| _____| [||] |_____ ] | | _____ _____ __E_R | _||||||||_ERIE-LACKAWANNA_/_|__|| 1045 |_|_|_\| | ||__|__||__|__||__|__ |_|| |||||||| | | | | / | | \|_| |_| @|_|==================o============================|_|@@|_|____________________ |_| (\\=======//) |_(_____)_||____| (\\=======//) |_|\/|_| (_)""H""(_) =============================================================================== ::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::: Lambertus also owns several 4-axle Centuries. Randy Lambertus Cray Research, Region 4 rl@uk.cray.com ******************************************************************************* ___---_---____u_______u___---_---______________ ______________---_-- |o[__|__|__] ^ [__|__]|______| o| |o |______|[__|__ |> < > _| [__] |_ ___<| |>_____| [__] |__ | | __________________v__________/|_| 1235 |_|_|_\| | | |/_|_|_| 1243 |_|\___ |_|| | | | | | | / |:: :: | :: \|_| |_|/ :: |:: :: | \ | | @|_|===============================================|_|@@|_|==================== |_| [(o)"U"(o)] (_)(_)\_____________/ [(o)"U"(o)] |_|\/|_| [(o)"U"(o)] \______ =============================================================================== ::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::: Randy Lambertus Cray Research, Region 4 rl@uk.cray.com ******************************************************************************* ______________---_---_<::::::::::::>_---_---___ ______________________ |o |______|[__|__] [__|__|__]o| /______T_______________ | _____| [__] |__ L A C K A W A N N A | | | _____ _____ __E_R | |/_|_|_| 968 |_|\_____________________________ | | | ||__|__||__|__||__|__ |_|/ :: |:: :: | \ | | | | | | ||_| |_| @|_|==================o============================|_|@@|_|____________________ |_| [(o)"U"(o)] \_________________/ [(o)"U"(o)] |_|\/|_| (_)""H""(_) =============================================================================== ::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::::[]::: Recently, ex-NYC streamlined Hudson #5450 arrived on the Lambertus property. Randy Lambertus Cray Research, Region 4 rl@uk.cray.com ******************************************************************************* ______________________________________________________ __________________ //]]]]_______________________________________| ____ | | // ,----------------------------------------| |____| | |------------------ [| /_________________________________________| 5450 | |==== NEW YORK CENT \\ /_||_ /o o\ /o \___________________| |_|------------------ /o/|____| | o o| | o o| | o o| \ \__ |_| /o/_|____|==(o)============(o)=======(o)= \____\_______|=| /o/(_)===(_) \o_ _o/ \o_ _o/ \o_ _o/ [=(_)===(_)=] `----(_)-(_)-(_)--- =============================================================================== **[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]*** Lambertus picked up these Path cars after their early retirement. ___________________________________________________________ ________________ |______________HOB_____________________HOB__________________| |______________HO : || \ .->|| ||| || | | | || ||| || / || : : || \ .->|| :__||____\ <-'||_|||_|| |____|____| ||_|||_|| /____||__: :__||____\ <-'||_ ]=========path|===|===|===============|===|===|=============[ ]=========path|== ]_____________|___|___|_______________|___|___|_____________[ ]_____________|__ @===========================================================@@@================ _____(o)L_(o)___________________________________(o)L_(o)___________(o)L_(o)____ =============================================================================== **[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]*** _______________________________________________________________________________ ____________|____________|____________|____________|____________|____________|_ /^^^\ __<+--+>__======================___\___/__ __<+--+>__====================== |_________/[]|O|## _\ /_ ##|O|[]\_________| |_________/[]|O|## _\ /_ ##|O|[] |============| |===\PRR/====| |============| |============| |===\PRR/====| |== |_4811_______|_|____\_/_____|_|_______4811_|@@|_4890_______|_|____\_/_____|_|__ | o=o (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) o=o | | o=o (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) =============================================================================== **[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]*** From: rl@ferris.cray.com (Randy Lambertus) Date: 4 Jan 93 08:16:42 EST Organization: Cray Research, Inc. Randy Lambertus Cray Research, Region 4 rl@uk.cray.com ******************************************************************************* _________u_______ __ //()()()() ()()() \____________________________________________________ /\o 52-----//----------- _ | _ | |======== Amtrak |O| ()()()()()()() | ()()()()()() |O| ()()()()()( \/_________\\___________|_|_________________|_______________|_|____________ /___/o==o\________________________________/-o-\____________________________ =============================================================================== **[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]****[]*** _________ [--------]-------------------|-------| | ____ | ||||| | [-------| |_|__| | SEABOARD _____ | | | | |_____| | |/------| 126 | |_____| | |-----------------------------------------------------| {}-| |------------- (_____________) -------------| |--{} )|__| (0)^^^^(0) |_______________| (0)^^^^(O) |__| =========================================================== __________________________________________= _ __=======================__ / |8| |III HHHHH III HHHHH III| | My employer doesn't give | ||_|________|_|________|_|| | a *** about my opinions ___| |___=`O"-"0' `-=====-' `O"-"O'=________ on trains. " '^` " " " " " " " " " " " " " burke@hobbes.Tymnet.COM (John Burke) __________________________________________= __=======================__ _ / |III EEEEEI III EEEEEI III| |8| | My employer doesn't give ||_|________|_|________|_|| | | a *** about my opinions ______=`O"-"0' `-=====-' `O"-"O'=___| |_____ on trains. " " " " " " " " " " " " '^` " " burke@hobbes.Tymnet.COM (John Burke) (000) (00) (0) 0 I^I i | | I\\\\\//////} i-I---I----I---I--I Brad D. Clark {^L^^^M^^^R^} i--/ I /^^^^^^\ I | clark@brahms.amd.com (- {___________}___-=======|______|========) (0) (0) (0) (0) \__/ (0) (0) (std.disclaimer) ============================================================================= [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] From: "Brad D. Clark" Date: Thu, 28 Apr 1994 11:08:10 -0700 ________________ (>-i-<) _______________ [________________]-------i------------| [-0-----|\ | clark@brahms.amd.com | [_==____| \-------< |____________________________________| Brad Clark ] | i i i i i i i | ] [===============================================================] + (0)-(0)-(o) +--------++---------------------+ (0)-(0)-(0) + ========================================================================= [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] The shop hopped right on that one... From: clark@brahms.amd.com (Brad D. Clark) Date: Thu, 28 Apr 1994 14:01:03 -0700 (PDT) ________________ (>-i-<) _______________ [________________]-------i------------| [-0-----|\ | clark@brahms.amd.com | [_==____| \-------< |____________________________________| Brad Clark ] | i i i i i i i | ] [===============================================================] + (0)-(0)-(0) +--------++---------------------+ (0)-(0)-(0) + ========================================================================= [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] The Bay-area Teruya line runs a Heisler. _____ Alan Teruya teruya1@llnl.gov ___ |[]|_n__n_I_c Brakeman & Track Worker (415) 422-4676 |___||__|###|____} Niles Canyon Railway Lawrence Livermore Nat'l Lab O-O--O-O+++--O-O Pacific Locomotive Assn. P.O. Box 808, Mail Stop L-352 Livermore, CA 94550 ____ __ _____ __||_|--___||_ |___| |____|||______| O+O-+-O+O-+==+-O+O ____ david parsons \bi/ orc@pell.com \/ Still operating in Washington State is this Climax. ______ |----| _ _ \/ _____ || || | | | | || | | |----|------------ -Hans | | | | // | hanss@microsoft.com | | | |__//________ -------------//----------- -----------(__)----------- (_) (_) (_) (_) Glenn McGhee Hewlett-Packard Company _____ Bldg. 53U/36 5301 Stevens Creek Blvd. __ . . |DD|____T_ 408-553-2517 Santa Clara, CA 95052-8059 / _` |\/|C |_ |_____|< HP0200/UX glenn_mcghee@dtl.hp.com \__| | |- @-@-@-oo\ McGhee also still believes in cabooses. -- ___________ California Redwood | ___ ___ | Railroad Glenn E. McGhee | |_| |_| | Hewlett-Packard ____________________|_________|___________ | ___ ___ ___ | Bldg. 53U/36 Ph (408) 553-2517 | | | | | CR RR | | | 5301 Stevens Creek Boulevard | | |_| |_| |_| | | Santa Clara, Calif. 95052-8059 |__|\ /|__| =|__|---_---_----------------_---_---|__|= GLENN MCGHEE HP0200/UX (HPDesk) |__| (_)-(_) (_)-(_) |__| glenn_mcghee@dtl.hp.com (UNIX) ============================================================================== The nearby Hutchinson has preserved a rare 2-4-4-2 articulated unit. Thanks, ooOOOO Brian Hutchison oo _____ _I__n_n__||_|| ________ Physical Wave Device Section >(_________|_7_|-|______| Microwave Technology Division /o ()() ()() o oo oo Hewlett Packard Company Thanks, ooOOOO ___ Brian Hutchison oo _____ ______|O|_____ _I__n_n__||_|| ________ | O O O | Microwave Technology Division >(_________|_7_|-|______|-_|__________|_- Hewlett Packard Company /o ()() ()() o oo oo oo oo o x o x o x o . . . _______________ _____=======_T___ o _____ || |\ /| | | --- | .][__n_n_|DD[ ====_____ | |.\/.| | | |_| |_ >(________|__|_[_________]_|____|_/\_|___|_|______________|_| _/oo OOOOO oo` ooo ooo 'o^o^o o^o^o` 'o^o o^o` -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- o o o o o o o . . . ________________________________ _____=======_T___ o _____ ||Wes Barris | | wes@msc.edu | .][__n_n_|DD[ ====\____ |Minnesota Supercomputer Center| |(612) 626-8090 | >(________|__|_[___/_____]_|University of Minnesota_______|_|_FAX: 626-1596_|_ _/oo OOOOOO o` ooo ooo 'o^o^o o^o^o` 'o^o o^o` -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- Barris has some boxes with these more recent paint schemes. o o o o o o o . . . ________________________________ _____=======_T___ o _____ ||Wes Barris | | wes@msc.edu | .][__n_n_|DD[ ====|____ |Research Equipment Inc. dba | |(612) 626-8090 | >(________|__|_[___/_____]_|Minnesota_Supercomputer_Center|_|_FAX: 626-1596_|_ _/oo OOOOOO o` ooo ooo 'o^o^o o^o^o` 'o^o o^o` -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- o o o o o o o . . . ________________________________ _____=======_T___ o _____ || Wes Barris | | wes@msc.edu | .][__n_n_|DD[ ====|____ |Minnesota Supercomputer Center| |(612) 626-8090 | >(________|__|_[___/_____]_|__________A_H_P_C_R_C_________|_|_FAX: 626-1596_|_ _/oo OOOOOO o` ooo ooo 'o^o^o o^o^o` 'o^o o^o` -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- Barris's prize locomotive, however, is its cab-forward. o O O O O o o o o o o o o . . . . . . . __________ ___ ___ __ _ /_______|--`--|_ _|--=-==---|_ _|--,_|__|_ |-+-------`____________, | ||_| / - | / - \ | || ________ | | |_|___/------------|----__---------|------|||__|__|__| |Southern Pacific Lines| |_|____________/-------{__}---------------{__}_______|=|_________ ________| /_(o)=(o) ( )( )( )( ) [__] ( )( )( )( ) [__]--(o) (o)(o)(o)-----(o)(o)(o) =============================================================================== Wes Barris PH: (612) 626-8090 Minnesota Supercomputer Center Email: wes@msc.edu -- Richard L. Dyson INTERNET: Dyson@IowaSP.Physics.UIowa.EDU o o o o o o o . . . ______________________________ ____=======_T____ o _____ ||Rick Dyson | | Univ. of IOWA | .][__n_n_|DD[ ====_____ |Dept. of Physics & Astronomy| |(319) 335-1879 | >(________|__|_[_________]_|Iowa City, IA 52242-1479____|_|(319)_338-6117_| __/oo OOOOO oo` ooo ooo 'o^o^o o^o^o` 'o^o o^o` o o o o o o o . . . ____________________________ ______=======_T____ o ______ |trebing@en.ecn.purdue.edu | | Computer and | .][__n__n__| DD[ ====|____ |sou4501@sage.cc.purdue.edu| | Electrical Eng | >(__________|___|_[___/_____]_|__________________________|_|___Purdue Univ___|_ _/oo OOO OOO oo ooo ooo o^o^o o^o^o o^o o^o -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- _____ ____________ ____________ ___====_T__ .][__n_n_|DD[ ===_____ | | | | | | >(________|__|_[________]_|__________|_|__________|_|_________|_ _/oo OOOOO oo` ooo ooo 'o^o o^o` 'o^o o^o` 'o^o o^o` +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+--+-+-+- North Carolina hauler Madill keeps this 4-6-0 in service. o o o o o o o . . . ________________________ _______=======_T___ o _____ | James Madill | |Duke Univ Med Ctr| >.][__n_n_| D[ ====|____ | madil001@mc.duke.edu | | (919) 286-6384 | (________|__|_[____/____]_|______________________|_|_________________| _/oo O-O-O ` oo oo 'o^o^o o^o^o` 'o^o o^o` -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- An old Norfolk & Western hauler is seeing some action in Quebec, hauling coal on the Weyand. 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" |" " "| . : . |.u-./ _..---.._ \" " | " " | -*- * | ~-|U U U U|-~____L_____L_ . : . . |.-u.| |..---..|"//// ////// /\ . . . * |u | | |// /// // ///==\ / \ . . : |.--u| |..---..|//////~\////====\ / \ . . | u | | |~~~~/\u |~~|++++| .`+~~~+' . |.-|~U~U~|---..|u u|u | |u |||||| | U| /~~~~/-\---.' |===| |u|==|++++| | | aaa |===| _ | ||.---..|u u|u | |u ||HH||U~U~U~U~| aa@@@@ aaa@@@@@@aa |===|||||_|| |===|_.|u|_.|+HH+|_/_/_/_/aa a@@@@@@@@ aa@@@@@@@@@@@@@@a |~~|~~~~\---/~-.._|--.---------.~~~`.__ _.@@@@@@a ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~ \_\\ \ \/~ //\ ~,~| __ | |`. :|| ~~~~ a\`| ` _// | / _| || | | `.' ,''| aa@@@@@@@a aaa aaaa a@@@@\| \ //' | // \`| | `.' .' | | aa@@@@@@@@@@@@@a @@@@@a@@@@@@a ~~~~~ \\`//| | \ \// \` .-' .' | '/ ~~~~~~~ ~~ @S.C.E.S.W.@@@@a \// |.` ` ' /~ :-' .'| '/~aa ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ a@@@| \\ | // .' .'| | |@@@@@@a a@@@@@@@\ | `| ''.' .' | ' /@@@@@@@@@a _ File: mirrors/tranf/ascii/habitation/houses.txt HOUSES ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- . .. . 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File: mirrors/tranf/ascii/miscellaneous/chess.txt CHESS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- o* /_\ ... PAWN <_) {_\ ... KNIGHT /\* )(* ... BISHOP [_] /_\ ... ROOK (^) /=\ ... QUEEN (+) /=\ ... KING _ _ _ |_||_||_| l#####l | | | | ROOK /_______\ (_________) /~~\ <\/\/\/> ###### ~\ /~ ll QUEEN ll / \ / \ |______| _ _| |_ |_ + _| M\/M __| |__ M Meindert de Jong ( . . . ) \_____/ Voice: (+31) 8370 21937 [_____] l l / - \ "In order to win you must cheat. / --- \ If you lose; Hell start a fight!" -{-------}--------------------------------- ||\_ // o\_ M\/M || ___) M Meindert de Jong || \ ||____| E-mail: Vlinders@rcl.wau.NL (_______) vlinders@hwalhw50.bitnet Voice: (+31) 8370 21937 =============================================== HHl HHHHHl lHHHHH lHH HHL HHHHHL JHHHHH JHH NHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHN NIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIN NHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHN YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY "The Rook" YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY IHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHI *Although not as manuverable as IHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHI the Queen; when both rooks IHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHI are used together, they can IHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHI easily be far more devastating.* IHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHI IHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHI IHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHI IHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHI IHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHI IHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHI IHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHI IHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHI IHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHHHIHI .;iWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWi;. .;iMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMi;. -snafu- WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ o (^) -=H=- BISHOP ( dinyes@nauvax.ucc.nau.edu ) ] [ /___\ _ _| |_ |_ + _| __| |__ ( . . . ) \_____/ [_____] l l / - \ / --- \ {_______} Meindert de Jong MYCHESS HH GG FF EE DD CC BB AA +----------------------------------+ 1 ! WR WN WB WK WQ WB WN WR ! 1 ! ! 2 ! WP WP WP WP WP WP WP ! 2 ! ! 3 ! :: :: :: :: ! 3 ! ! 4 ! :: :: WP :: :: ! 4 ! ! 5 ! :: :: :: :: ! 5 ***** MYCHESS ***** ! ! 6 ! :: :: :: :: ! 6 Written by David Kittinger ! ! Copyright (C) 1979 7 ! BP BP BP BP BP BP BP BP ! 7 ! ! 8 ! BR BN BB BK BQ BB BN BR ! 8 +----------------------------------+ HH GG FF EE DD CC BB AA MYCHESS + \\^// 1 III ,o/ [#] (#) ,o/ III 1 _[#]__[#]__(#)_[_#_](_#_)_(#)__[#]__[#]_ ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 2 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 2 _(#)__(#)__(#)__(#)_ _(#)__(#)__(#)_ ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 3::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 3 ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 4 ::::: ::::: _ ::::: :::::4 ::::: :::::_(#)_::::: ::::: ***** MYCHESS ***** ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 5::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 5 Written by David Kittinger ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: Copyright (C) 1979 ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 6 ::::: ::::: ::::: :::::6 ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 7 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 7 _(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)_ + \\^// 8 III ,o/ [ ] ( ) ,o/ III 8 _[_]__[_]__(_)_[___](___)_(_)__[_]__[_]_ H G F E D C B A ----------------------------------------------- | nnn | "%. | (/) | $ | W | (\) | .%" | nnn | | ] [ | |\ | < > | { } | ( ) | < > | /| | ] [ | | ### | ### | ### | ### | ### | ### | ### | ### | -----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+----- | | | | | | | | | | # | # | # | # | # | # | # | # | | ### | ### | ### | ### | ### | ### | ### | ### | -----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+----- | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | -----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+----- | | | | | | | | | | o | o | o | o | o | o | o | o | | ooo | ooo | ooo | ooo | ooo | ooo | ooo | ooo | -----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+----- | nnn | "%. | (\) | $ | W | (/) | .%" | nnn | | ] [ | |\ | < > | { } | ( ) | < > | /| | ] [ | | ooo | ooo | ooo | ooo | ooo | ooo | ooo | ooo | ----------------------------------------------- Matthew W. Mengerink mengerin@cs.utexas.edu =||= o |\ ,'`. /||\ ,'`. /| o |\__ /\^/\ | `'`'`' || `'`'`' | /\^/\ |\__ / o\__ | / ) \ / \ / | / ) / o\__ | ___=' | / / | | | | | / / | ___=' | \ Y / | | | | Y / | \ _ _ _ _ _ _ \ \ | | | | | | | | \ \ | |_| |_| | | |_| |_| | > \ | | | | | | | | > \ \ / \ / / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ | | | | |________||______||________||________||______||________|| | | | | | | | / \ / \ |_________| |_________| __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ |______| |______| |______| |______| |______| |______| |______| |______| .__+__. .__.__. \* */ \\ // /^\ _ | | | | \ / |-|-| / .\ | | | | | | | | \ \/ /^\ / \ / \ / \ | | / \ | | -David Moore- ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== . -+- .__|__. \* */ | | | | -James Elkinton- / \ ===== ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| | white black || r || n || b || q || k || b || n || r | ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| | e2-e4 | ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| | p || p || p || p || p || p || p || p || | ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| | || || || || || || || || | ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| | | ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| Anyone want to | || || || || || || || || play with me? | ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| | || || || || || P || || || | ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| | A few days ago | ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| someone asked a | || || || || || || || || chess bourd, I | ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| can't find his ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| | address now! I || P || P || P || P || || P || P || P | hope he can find ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| | this. | ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| | R || N || B || Q || K || B || N || R || made by | ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| zhuhail@vax.sbu.ac.uk o (^) -=H=- BISHOP ] [ /___\ |\_ / .\_ | ___) | \ | = | /_____\ [_______] Brent James Benton $ W (\) .%" nnn { } ( ) < > /| ] [ o ### ### ### ### ### ### $ W (\) .%" nnn { } ( ) < > /| ] [ o ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo King Queen Bishop Knight Rook Pawn Matthew W. 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Meyer _ __________=__ \\@([____]_____() _/\|-[____] / /(( ) /____|'----' \____/ (artist unknown - sorry!) /\_________________________________ ___ __ /\ ___________________________________\-----\ __\/\__\ | | |______| |/ ___/_ \|________________________________ _______ _ ____| l|_______________|_________ _ l/\/\/ ( ( || |____l l/\/\/\ l l ) ) l/\/\/\ l l ) ) l\/\/\/ l l From: Zonble_Yang.pbbs@jour.nccu.edu.tw \)__________ l (Zonble Yang) \ l________l From: "Scott A. H. 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Ruggels +--^----------,--------,-----,--------^-, | ||||||||| `--------' | O `+---------------------------^----------| `\_,---------,---------,--------------' / XXXXXX /'| /' / XXXXXX / `\ /' / XXXXXX /`-------' / XXXXXX / / XXXXXX / (________( Steven Paul Adams `------' ,--^----------,--------,-----,-------^--, | ||||||||| `--------' | O `+---------------------------^----------| `\_,-------, _________________________| / XXXXXX /`| / / XXXXXX / `\ / / XXXXXX /\______( / XXXXXX / / XXXXXX / (________( `------' Steven Paul Adams H @#####@ (### ###)-. .(### ###) \ / (### ###) ) (=- .@#####@|_--" Artist Unknown /\ \_|l|_/ (\ (=-\ |l| / \ \.___|l|___/ /\ |_| / (=-\._________/\ \ / \._________/ File: mirrors/tranf/ascii/miscellaneous/pizzas.txt PIZZAS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ************************************************* * _ - - _ * * - ~~~~~~|~~~~~~~ - * * - \ ~~~~~~~~| ~~~~~~~ / - * * - ~~~~\ ~~~~~~| ~~0~~ /~~~~ - * * - ~O~~`O \ 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(R.Millward@uea.ac.uk) File: mirrors/tranf/ascii/miscellaneous/rings.txt RINGS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * __________ * / \ / \ / \______/ \ / / \ \ <----| |----> **\ \______/ /** ********\ / \ /********* **** \ / \ / **** **** **__________** **** **** ** ** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ********************************* *********************** \ \ | / / \ ++ / \ //\\ / // /\ \\ \\ /\ // VVVVVV __.^^^^^^^^.__ .-' `-. .' _.-----._ `. /" ,-' `-, "\ / / \ \ | / \ | | | | | | | | | | \ / | \ \ / / Diamond Ring \ `-. .-' / `. `~~~~~~~' .' `-._ _.-' ``~~~~~~~~'' File: mirrors/tranf/ascii/miscellaneous/netsurfers.txt ASCII ARTS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _ _ ____ __ | \ | | ___| |_ / ___| _ _ _ __ / _| ___ _ __ ___ | \| |/ _ \ __| \___ \| | | | '__| |_ / _ \ '__/ __| | |\ | __/ |_ ___) | |_| | | | _| __/ | \__ \ |_| \_|\___|\__| |____/ \__,_|_| |_| \___|_| |___/ == A S C I I == |") /"\ /"_ | | |_" ' (_" /"_ /| | | |_" |") \ / |"\ \_/ \_| |_| |__ ,_) \_| /"| |__ |__ |__ |"\ | Collected by Daniel C. 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BRO '.' _ \_________________________ / \ _| || | | ---- _ _ ____( _) | |( | | /_/ \// _ / | || / |_____| \ |------| / --\/ / \ __/ | /|( | | \_------| | \_ | ( ( / |/_|/ | | | |______|_____\ _| | \_/ ___ _|_|/ (_____|____| | \ \ \_)------/ ) ) | | | |_____|__ )____/ | | |___)/ ( | | | |_____| \ | /---/\__ \ ) | | | | \ \ )_/ \ / \_/ \ \ | | | | ||______//____| | \ |____|_____|_______|----| / \ ) \ / | |___ | /______/_____ / \ \| | | | | | | / \ \/ \ \ | | |__ |---/ | \ \ / \_ / | | ---) ) | | \/ \__\_____|_---- \ |-|_|_---___/ \ )__ | \/\_ \ \_/\ / -- ) \ \ / \ ( \ ( | | \__\ \_| File: mirrors/tranf/ABOUT.txt A personal ASCII art collection > Welcome to the wonderfull world of ASCII art. In the next pages, you will see the little collection i had the pleasure to gather over the years. Unfortunatly, i do not have the names of all the authors. So if you are one of the talented one, mail me your name and the picture you have drawn and i'll be glad to had your name next to it. Source: https://web.archive.org/web/19990117093324/http://www.info.polymtl.ca/ada2/tranf/www/asciiarts.html Date: 2021-07-28 Curator: Unknown Author: N/A File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Captain_Caveman.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 45 of 158 Subject: Line: Captain Caveman From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/11/18 Message-Id: <48kbs2$ts@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Back to the stone age, John G. Heilbrun wrote: > >I am in need of a caveman, in particular Captain Caveman, if anyone >remembers who he is. He is an older Hanna Barberra cartoon character >which does hold some significance to me. I would appreciate, if possible, >a larger and or a sig. size ascii of him. Note: Please keep my initials with my picture (as well as with other artists and their work). Thanks! ,-, CAPTAIN | | Well, here's my rendition, of C-A-A-A-A-AVEMAN!!!! | | at least what I remember of the \ | | hairy little guy (I just recall \,|,||/ | | lots of hair, and big feet) and ___ /|||||||\ | | I hope that it bears some resem- (((|) |||O`|'O||| ,--, blance to the classic Hanna- \ \ |||||"||||| / '-' Barberra cartoon. They sure don't \ \,----||||`-'||||----,/ / " make them like they used to... `------|||| ||||------' / |||| |||| \ I don't usually answer requests / ||||, ,|||| \ unless I have some particular / ||||||||||| \ interest in the subject. I /_____|||||||||||_dcau\ suppose in a newsgroup like this __""||"""||""__ it will never be devoid of ((_____') (`_____)) requests, but hopefully we'll be able to see more attempts in the future since there's no reason why people should't at least try to make half the things that they request - especially sigs! Try to make your own and then post and ask people for their opinion on the newsgroup. This is one of the friendlier newsgroups so please try... Keep ascii'ing! -- Daniel P.S. I both mailed the article to John, and posted on the newsgroup, so John - please don't take the comments directly as they're directed to everyone :-) _ _ __| |___ _ _ __ __ _ ____ __ _ __ __ ___ __| |__ __ / o / c/ o` | U |@| ' \ V V | U | / e/ o | U | \__n_\___\__n_|\__n_| |__|_|\_/\_/ \__n_|o\___\__n_|\__n_| 850 N. Lake Shore Drive #1438 / Chicago, IL 60611 / (312) 482-0840 Northwestern University Medical School == http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau == [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Octopus.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 146 of 158 Subject: Talk-Line: Octopus From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/04/25 Message-Id: <3njml7$adc@gagme.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@gagme.wwa.com References: <3nh0kg$gqh@gagme.wwa.com> <3nirr3$78g@gagme.wwa.com> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Jorge Paramo wrote: > >On 24 Apr 1995, Onno Gross wrote: > >> I would greatly appreciate any ideas on Octopusses for my sign. > >Well, here is one.... .---. ,, ,, / \ ;,,' ;, ; ( o o ) ; ; ;,';,,, \ \/ / ,; ; ,,, ;,,,,;;,` '-,;'''',,,' ;,, ;,, ,,,, ,; ,,,'';;,,;'''; ;,,,; ~~' '';,,''',,;'''' ''' That's my octupus :) I released him out into the net towards the end of last year...I'll just include the sig back in there. -- Daniel ,.uuum.. z' , $b .dP""```"#s x" ,8P' $f Daniel C. Au ; ? `@f . . f . R :$ ' X #M d9b U8 < :$f R , tM M ;f M `8 $5. $ XM R.d' MR Northwestern University M f; X ,oR 'f`$L:M @ E` Q; Medical School @ .f' :RP' $b X "NXF R R , @' t .=' $' ?X M "$$ 'f N.d' W Chicago, Illinois kux~ d$ `E " ` `~ ' :R .. z" "' ' '$o*"' ;" URL: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Daniel_Sig.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 140 of 158 Subject: LINE-TALK: Sigs and stuff From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/05/11 Message-Id: <3oslmv$2u4@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com References: <3os5t6$f8g@miso.wwa.com> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii From: "Craig O'Flaherty" > > d8b. > II YD > `bdP > dP8o > dP `8. db > dP `8. YP > dP `8. > dP `8. 88 b ,gg. ,gg. ,ggo. ,gb ,gg. ,db. > dP Y8 88 `8P `bd' `Y, dP `YP `8P `Y. 8' 8 > CbdP d8 88 88 88 88 .P Ib 88 8b Y,d' > 88b o8' dPYo. .o88 88 Yo d8 8' 88 Yo dP. ,d' > dP `Y8ooggoo8Y dP' `YgP'YP YP `YgdP`YggY' YP `YgP' `YgP > > _,,,ggggdddd8888888888888888888888bbbbbbgggggggaaaaa,,,_ > d8888P' > >(The underscore 'borrowed' from one of dcwu's (Daniel C. Wu) sigs...) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Is this me??? Or is there someone else out there who includes their initals the same way as I do? Or have I changed surnames? :) Thanks for the mention though... *grin* -- Daniel _____________ _ ,8888888888888888ba ,gGg, ,88" 88I `"Y8i, .GG, dI 8I I8b, 88I d8I "" 8I 8I `Y8P 88I i8, ,gggggg. ,ggg,,ggggg, gg ,gn, 8I 8I 88I '8i dP" "Y8g ,8" "8P" "8, 8I 8' 8I 8I 8I 88I :8D i8' ,8I I8 8I 8I 8I 8I 8I 8I dI 88I ;8D I8, ,d8d,,dP 8I Yb, 8I '888' ,88' 88I i8I `Y8888P"'Y88P' 8I `Y8bP"'Y88P'"Y88bbP""'Y88ba 88I dI' 88I ,d8P _,,,gggddd88888888888888bbbbbbbbggggggggaa,,,_ a, 88I ,88P' 88888P = Daniel C. Au = "dP888888888888PdP" dcau@nwu.edu """""""""""" ,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,, :: ;''; ;; ;; :: '''' Not a --> ,,'''::''' :: ;''; ;''; '''''::''';; :: '''' '''' ,,,,,::,,,,, ;;;;;;;;;;;;;, ,,,:'':,,. URL: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau == Keeper of the ASCII Chinese Characters Lists == and the Sushi Lover's Homepage [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Bunnies.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 139 of 158 Subject: Talk-Line: Birthday Bunnies on the Town From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/05/12 Message-Id: <3p0jc0$p9g@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com References: <3ou13s$5kl@miso.wwa.com> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii While getting dressed up, Tina Louise Hesman wrote: > > Here is some birthday art I did for my boyfriend for his birthday. > I thought you might like to see it and even make improvements. > His suit definately needs some work. Actually maybe I will work on > an evening version with him in top hat and tails and her in an > evening gown. A bottle of champagne and a couple of glasses in their > hands would be a nice touch too. Any takers? Catalyst? Daniel? > Wow...being asked by name for a diddle! Thanks Tina ;) Here's my version of the Birthday Bunnies on the Town. Think...a party in city's finest restaurant on the top floor overlooking everything else below. The female bun's in her party dress, and the guy bun's decked out in his coat and tails (his hat has ear slits for his ears to stick out. ;) Champagne in hand (and an extra bottle of bubbly on the side). The festivities have already begun with a kiss. Get ready for a wonerful night... |_) | |~) ~|~ |_| |~\ /| \ / |_) | | |\| |\| | |_~ (~ | |_) | |~\ | | | |_/ /~| | |_) |_| | | | | | |__ _) . ========================================================= ,,, Happy 23rd Birthday, Tony! ,,,, .;;;;;;';. Ich liebe dich, Honig-Hase. .;;;;;;;;. ;;;;;;;;.::: ,--------, ;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;@;;.::: ,____ ,__|_ |___ ;;;;;;;;@@;; `;;;;;;':::; / /~\ / _\ | /~\ `;;;;;;;@;;; `;;;;'::@:' / / \ |\_/|___ / /||||||||||/ \ `;;;;;;;;' ;; ::::' \ )\,."~~|/~\| \ \ )============= ) `;;;;;' ` :: ~~~ / ^ ^ __," \ ~~~ / ^ ^ \ ~~~ ;;' ` ` / @ @ \ \ ) / @ @ \ ` ` ` ( * ) \__/ ( ^v^ * ) ` ` ` \ ^v^ / \. ^\|/^ / ` ` ` \__ \ ; .___|__ __|___. ,@@SSSSs, ,sSSSSSs, `\o/' /\~~~~~/.. | \ |\_/| / \_/_ @S;;;;sSs@SSS@sSs;;;;Ss (|_),'|::`\ /':| \ / \|/~\|/ `\o/'@SSSSSSSs@SSS@sSSSSsSSS ---\_/|::::~:::\ \ / /| \ | / |\( |) S@SSSSS'SsssS'SSSSSSS >::::::< \ \/___/ | | | `--- @@SS'.SSS^SSS `SSSS = |::::::::| ( ( ) |_____|_____| |"" .SSSs sSSS."" | % |::::::::| "" "" /\/| Y |\/\ | sSSSSS'`SSSSs | .%. ___ /--------\ \__|____|____|__/ | MMM | |%|`\_/' ." || ". ." | ". | MMM | |%| | ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~ The Original Party Bunnies: Tina Louise Hesman The Bunnies on the Town: Daniel C. Au [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Palm_Tree_Sig.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 3 of 62 Subject: On "borrowing" other pple's sigs From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1996/05/26 Message-Id: <4o8ftk$der@news.acns.nwu.edu> References: <4nsq19$o1u@azure.acsu.buffalo.edu> Organization: Northwestern University Medical School, Chicago IL Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Sitting in the sun, Jasmine wrote: > > ___ ____ > /' --;^/ ,-_\ \ | / | | | /| | "|" | |\| /"_ "|" /"\ |_) |_" > / / --o\ o-\ \\ --(_)-- |/|/ /"| | | | | | \_| | \_/ |_> |__ > /-/-/|o|-|\-\\|\\ / | \ > '` ` |-| `` ' |") |_" (_" /"' | | |_" |"\ > |-| |"\ |__ ,_) \_, |_| |__ |_/ o o o > |-|O > |-(\,__ Jasmine > ...|-|\--,\_.... University of New York at Buffalo > ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,. Buffalo, New York >~~,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > URL: http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~krysa______ --------- _____ ------ Just wanted to mention what a nice sig you have! :) Actually, for those who don't know it, I actually made the sig myself (see below). I don't mean to be rude, however it is usual courtesy in regards to ascii art to attribute the sig one "borrows" from with the creator's name, and in addition to that, it's usually frowned upon to take the exact same sig from another and replacing it with one's own info without any other changes. Especially in this newsgroup, since our sigs tend to be more elaborate than those on other newsgroups, many of the artists would prefer that other people not use their sigs without permission, and then with some changes. This rational stems from the belief that our "sigs" should be like our signatures in real life - that there should be no two that are alike. I now hereby give Jasmine (and Jasmine alone) permission to use this sig, as long as a small [dcau] is included, and I extend apologies to her for using her in this article in order to inform other readers of this newsgroup. Imitation is a form of flattery (or so they say) and I'm am honored you liked my sig enough to use it :) If anyone else wants to see more of my sig collection, I invite you to come see my web page listed below. Take care everyone, and I'll try to see if I can post some more things after my Med Board exams... -- Daniel ___ ____ /' --;^/ ,-_\ \ | / | | | /| | "|" | |\| /"_ "|" /"\ |_) |_" / / --o\ o-\ \\ --(_)-- |/|/ /"| | | | | | \_| | \_/ |_> |__ /-/-/|o|-|\-\\|\\ / | \ '` ` |-| `` ' |") |_" (_" /"' | | |_" |"\ |-| |"\ |__ ,_) \_, |_| |__ |_/ o o o |-|O |-(\,__ Daniel C. Au ...|-|\--,\_.... Northwestern University Medical School ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,. Chicago, Illinois USA ~~,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ URL: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau ______ --------- _____ ------ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Panda.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 133 of 158 Subject: Line: Panda (New Art!) From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/05/30 Message-Id: <3qghaf$32a@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii After searching through the zoos, wrote: >This is my very first post....i'm a novice at ascii but love it.... >could someone please send me a panda bear....looking for a >big one.....hope to have a sig soon too. > >Thanks... Here's a new piece of artwork which both a friend and I worked on to create. For those interested in the details, the panda was completely hand drawn - not a conversion of any sort. It stands at 17 rows by 71 columns. The body was mostly done by Suzy while the head and some cleanup was done by myself. Comments are welcome :) ,,, ;" `, , """, ; ssSSSSSSs' ; .. ```````SSS.. , sSSSSSSSSSSSSs ; .. SSSSSSS.. ;sSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs ;. SSSSSSSSSS. " " , sSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.. SSSSSSSSSSs " SSSY .YSY. YSSSS SS SSSSSSSSSSS " SSSS @ SSSSS @ SSSS SSSS SSSSSSSSSSSs " SSSSsssSSSSSSSsssSSS"dSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSS " SSSSSSS\ /SSSSSSSS"dSdcauSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSS " SSS\SS|SS/SSSS"ddSsquonSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSS"SsssssSSS"dSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSS... ,,,SSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSS `````` SSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSS SSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSS SSSSSSS Panda by Suzy Quon and Daniel C. Au Hope you enjoy it! Daniel -- 8 ,,, ,,, . 8 ;" ^; ;' ", ----' oPYo8 oPYo. oPYo. 8 8 ; s$$$$$$$s ; ; ; ; 8 8 8 ' oooo8 8 8 , ss$$$$$$$$$$s ,' `-`-' 8 8 8 . 8 8 8 8 ;s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ - --- `YooP' `YooP' `YooP8 `YooP' $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ,---- :::::::....:::....:::.....::....:::::::: $$$$P""Y$$$Y""W$$$$$ `---- :::::::::::: :::::::::::: $$$$ p"$$$"q $$$$$ ,--:- Northwestern University Medical School $$$$ .$$$$$. $$$$ `--;- 850 N. Lake Shore Drive #1438 $$DcaU$$$$$$$$$$ ,---. Chicago, Illinois 60611 "Y$$$"*"$$$Y" aka :---; URL: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau "$b.$$" Panda """ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Chinese_Character_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 101 of 158 Subject: LINE-GIF: ASCII Chinese Characters List From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/12/08 Message-Id: <4a9tig$9be@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Collection posted in its entirety: ######################################################################## #||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||# #||||||||||||| |||||||||||| ,,,,,,,,,,,,, |||||||| ||||||||||'''|||||||# #||||||||||||| |||||||||||| |'''''' ' ''| |||||'''''''|,,,, ,,|||||||||# #||||||''''''' '''''''||||| ||''''| ||||| ||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||# #|||||| |||||| |||||| ||||| || || | || || ||||||'''''|''''' ''' '||||||# #|||||| |||||| |||||| ||||| ||,,,,|| | || ||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||# #|||||| '''''' '''''' ||||| |||||''|| ||| ||||||'''''||'''' ''''|||||||# #||||||,|||||| ||||||,||||| || ,,|| || || ||||||||||||| ||||||| |||||||# #||||||||||||| |||||||||||| |||||| |||| | |||||| ,,, || ||||||| |||||||# #||||||||||||| |||||||||||| ''''''''''''' |||||| ''' || ''''''' |||||||# #||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||,|||||||,|||||||# #///////////////////// dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu ///////////////////////# #################### Version 2.1 - March 25, 1995 ###################### This file is a collection of ASCII Chinese characters compiled over a number of months. These are examples of ASCII Chinese Character art that have been posted or emailed to me. Chinese characters have a long and fascinating history in its ingenuity and originality. Earliest forms were pictographs - stylized pictures of objects. Graphic symbols soon arose in order to represent simple abstract thoughts. Ideographs were created from already existing simple characters in order to express more complex ideas. Eventually, to meet the demands of thousands of new characters, the Chinese resorted to phonetic or harmonic writing, relying on radicals for the sense and the phonetic for the sound. Using ASCII, Chinese characters are a great source for creativity and beauty, and it can definitely be classified as 'ASCII art'! I've included 'Artist:' lines to acknowledge the original creators of the characters and 'Contributed by:' lines of people who emailed or posted the piece(s) but did not create it themselves. Unfortunately, information of the creator is sometimes not available with art that is contributed or posted. Most of the work in this collection have been done by hand. A few have been made by scanning and converting (I'll make note of the ones I know that are). Towards the end of the list, two people tell of their methods of doing that. I'm also including an article I wrote giving tips on making characters using ASCII. The sender's comments are in quotes. My comments appear in brackets. Anything else came as part of the art. I have included translations and pronounciations as much as possible. Personally, I'm Cantonese but my dictionary is in Mandarin so there will be mixture of both. Thanks to all of you who have contributed to this list. This all began with a request I made on alt.ascii-art and rec.arts.ascii and the project has evolved into this list. Now it's going back out to everyone. Send comments, suggestions and ascii art to: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu ^^^^^^^^ """"""""""" ~~~~~~~~~ Enjoy! -- Daniel ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ______________________________________________________________________________ == ASCII Chinese Collection == Artist: Unknown How are you? (Cant: Nei ho; Mand: ni2 hao3) ,,, ,|, ,,, ,||| ||' '||| ,,,|||, ||| ,||' ,,|||, ,|| '|||'''|||' ,||' ,|'||||' ,|||' ||',,, ,||' ,|||| ' || '' ,|||||| |||,,|| |' || || ,,|||'|| ||'|||'''||' || , || '||, '|'' |,,|' || || || || '||| ,|||, || || ||| || || ,||'' ||| || || ' ,,,|| '' '' ,,,|| '' '||| '|||| ''' '' Artist: William Sawyer Grant "This is the remains of my other sig file but too many people responded to it! So I had to change it to the current version." [Will's new sig is in the sig section towards the end.] / /____ ____ _____ ___ /| / / | / |__|__ / \ | | __|___|_ | __ |__|__ | | / | \ | | --|-- |__| |__|___ / | | \ / | , , , , \ | | \| / \ \| _/ o Artist: David Liu "I was also going to submit the following "poem" for Dan's first compilation, but I couldn't find it. Well, here it is, an early entry for Version 2. I wrote it for a friend in HK. Dian4 Xin4 is supposed to be e-mail, and Wei1 Qing1 is my friend's name." Internet Neighbor \ _____/ \ _____/ | |---| --,------- _\|/_| ______/ |-----| --, \ \ / --, \ \ / __|_|___| |/ |---| /|\ |--| | |--|--| _/ /----- _/ /----- | | | | \ |---| / | /\ | ----|---- |--|--| \ --|-- \ --|-- ||\|___| |\||-----| __/__ \/ | __|__ | |__|__| | |__|__| / | | | | |_\_/_| / / /\ | | :: -'\_______ -'\_______ | |---| | | | \| /\ / \ | --------- / _____ / \ / | | |-------| |_____| / | | | | _/ ------ _/ --|-|-| | ----- | |_____| ---/----- ---|--- __|_-|-|-- / |____ /|-|-|-| | |---| | --------- _/|__|__ /|\ | | | | _/| | | _/| |-|-|--| | |---| | | |__ | | /_|_\ | | \| | | | | | | \| | | |\| | | / | \ |/ | | / \| | / | | \| / \____ |------ | _/ |____| :: --|-- ----- --|-- ----- | ------- / | / / |-----| |-|-| / / / |-|-| / / / --|- | /_/ |/_/ / | _|_ | |-|-| \ \ \ |-|-| \ \ \ ------- |/ | _/_\|_/_\ _/| | | | KEY |-|-| ----- |-|-| ----- / | --|--\--- | | |-| | --|-- | --|-- | /| | / \ \/ | | |-| | :: | ------- | ------- \| \| / _/ \/ | |-----| / _______ ___|____ / \ -------, ----- | ---|--|--- _/ |-||-| | | / ==|== / / ------ | / | _/|_|_||__ | ||-|| | |--| | __|__ _/| ---- |______| /---\ | | _/ ---/ | | ||-|| | /\ | |\ |__|__| | ---- | __|__ | | | |-| | | |/|| |\| \/ | \ |__|__| | |----| | | | | | | X ||/|| /\ | |___| | |----| |_______| __|_/ \| |/ |// \ / | _/ \_|__ :: --Dvd [Translation of above poem by Henry Wu ] "A very loose translation: Separated by several thousand miles, It feels like you're still here. Softly press a few keys. The electric message has already reached you. From: zaneau@hk.net (Zane Au) Thinking of you (C: seung nei; M: xiang2 ni3) ;, .,, ,,;, ,, '||: :||||;;;::; ,,, ;|; ,||,;;, || || '||| ||' ;|||;||;;'' ||||||;|| ,|| ,||' ,,,|||, '''|||;,, ||'' || ||',, ,|'||||' ,|||' ,|;||'|;; ||||||;|| ,||||| ' || '' ;;':|| '';||'' || ,,|||'|| ||' || .'' :|; :|||||;;;' '|'' |,,|' , || '||, , .'' .,, '''.,, ,|||, || || '||| || |; ';|;, '||;, ,|||, :||; || '||| ;|| '|; ';;: '|;;; ,||'' |||'||' || || :|| '|;, ., '' '' '' ' ,,,|| '' '|;;:,,,,,,,,||, '||| ''::::::::'' ''' Artist: Liza Chu (lchu@u.washington.edu) "It literally means "add gas", but generally it means "increase motivation" or "more strength" (sorry for the poor translation)" [It's all right :)] (Cant: ga yow; Mand: jia1 you2) .;. . .;. ;;;;; ;;; ;;;;; ;;;;; ;;;; ;;;;; ;;;;; ;;; ;;;;; ;;;;; ;;; ;;;;; ;;;; .. ;; ;;;; ;;. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;. .;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;. ; .;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;. .;;;; ;;; . . ;; ;; ;;;; ;;;. .;;;; ;;. ;;;;;;;;. ;;;. ;; ;;;; ;;; .;;; ;; ;; ;; ;;;; ;; ;;;. ;;; ,;;; ;; ;; ;; .;; ;; ;;; ;;; ;;; ;; ;; `;; ; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;; ;; ;;;;;;. ;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;`;;; ;;; ;; ;;;; ;; ;; ;;. ;; ;; ;;;;. .; ;; ;; ;; ` ;; ;;;;. ; ;; `;;; ;. ;;; ;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ; ;. .;;. .;;;;;;;;;;;;. liza 4.19.94 Contributed by: Si Burton Happy birthday (C: Sang yet fai lok; M: sheng1 ri4 kuai4 le4) # # # # # # # # ########### # # # ###### # # # # # # # # # # #### # # ### ############ # # # ## ######## # ##### # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #### ##### #### # # ########## # # # # # # # # # ############ ############# ########### # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # ## # # ########## # # ## ## # # ############### # # ## ### # Contributed by: Astray Angel Patience: (M: ren3) ____________________________________________________________ / o o \ | | | _ap@@@@@@b | | _ap@@@@@@@@@@@@@b | | @@@@@@P@@@P ~@@@i | | ~~~~ @@@ @@@I | | ,qq, @@@ @@@I | | ~~P@b,d@@ d@@@ | | .d@@ ._d@@@ | | .aPP ~@@P | | . ,_ .__ | | dP @ @@b _, ~P@be. | | @@ I@ P@@@@@~ e_ ~P@@b | | @@@ @@b `~~' I@b @@@ | | `@P @@@@eeeeeeeeeee@@@' P~ | | ~~~PPPPPPPPPPP~ | | | | | | P . A . T . I . E . N . C . E | | | | o o | \____________________________________________________________/ Contributed by: leizhou xu [Here's a parital translation by Zane Au ] "The 4 characters mean: Dark, Cloud, That, Haunt (v.)" ,,,,,, ,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, ,' ; ;,,,,; ;,,,,; ,,,,,,;,,,,,,, ; ; ; ,; ;'';''; ,,;,, ;,,,,; ;,,,,; ; ,,, ; ,,, ; ,,,;,,,; ; ,; ;,,;,,; ; ; ,,,;,,,, ; ' ,,, ; ,,, ' ; ; ; ', ; ; ; ''';''' ; ,,;,,,,;,, ; ,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,;,,,; ; ; ';';''' ;;; ; ,,,,,, ; ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ,' ,' ; ', ; ;,,,,; ; ,; ; ;' ,; ; ''' ,; ; ;,; ; , ; ;,,,,; ,,; ,;,,,,;'''';, ,;' ,,; ; ,; ';,,,,,,,,;' Contributed by: Nirgalli "Here are 2 that my friend gave me. Maybe you have had it, but it doesn't hurt that I send them again, right?" [Not at all...] Character for "Pig" (C: joo; M: zhu1) ** ** ** ** ******** ** ** ****** ******* ** ****** ** ** * **** * **** *** ** ***** ** ** ** ********* ** ***** ******* ** ** * ** * ** **** ******* ** *** ** **** ** **** ** ** ** ** *** ***** ** ** * **** ** ** ** * ** ** ***** ** **** *** ******** * ** ** * You're a pig! [Here's one to send to your close friends.] / / |----| _______ __|__ !!!! / /------/ |----| / \ ___|_/_ !!!!!! /| / | / |----| / /|/ /____ !!!! / | | ------------ / /|\ /| | !! | / | \ | \ |--- / / | \ |----| | / .| \ / \______ / \| |____| ** Artist: David Liu [The character on the inside of the border stands for 'dream' (mong, meng4)] "I made this for my .plan." The key to happiness is ha h v e | | i ------|------|------ n k ___|______|___ g e | | | | y |___|____|___| d /-----------------/ r t / /________ / e o _/ / a \ / m s \ / s u / . c ____/ e c u ess is making them come tr Dvd '94 Artist: "Malcolm" I can't forget you. Y#, __ g_ Mc "___, ___gg##g ___aw49#W ,#@ lB ___ge#4""" -##"""TB """ ,@#" /@ &@ __ ""7@ _W@ ,W" M" ,#_gd@#, [P M@ ~# dB, &* A@ #L_ag#W ,#C Ma /@QY,P __ " @" ,WQ9`Mg_ QF ,N Q B@ ,__ g__ ,W"QC `##a Qb " # , QL _ g g #@ `#@ a@ QL `@# Q@ B )@ QL @g ,B Q_ `".a `" d" EL " Q@ # WP Qb \#c &@ `@_ Bg_ #G Q@ # * Q@ "" VC \#gggM## #@ \##L # `gW@ """"" QC \@ `#" Merry Christmas! ######## # ### # # # # # # # ###### # #### # # # ###### # # ##### # # ##### # # # # #### # # ### # # # # ### # # ## ######## # ##### # ##### # # ##### # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # ###### # ### # # # # #### ##### #### ######## ##### ## # # # # # # # # # # # ############ ############# # ##### # # # # # # # # ########### # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # ##### # # # # # # ########### # # # # # # # ## # ## # ###### # # # ## # # ############### # # ##### ## # # How are you? o o o ooooooo oooooooooo o o o o o o o o ooooooooo o o ooooooooo o o o oooooo o oooo o o oo o o o o o o o ooooooooo o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o oooooooooo o o o o o o o o o o o o o oooooooooo o o o o o o o o o o o o o oo o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o oooo o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o ooo Artist: Elmer Chang Dragon (C: loong; M: long2) xxxxxx xxxx xxx xxxx x xxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x xxxx xxxx xxxx x xxx xxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x xx xx xxxx x x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x x xxxxxxxxxxxx xxxx x x xxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx x x xxxxxxxxxxxx xxxx x x xxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx x x xxxxxxxxxxxx xxxx xx xx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxx xxx xxxx x xxxx xxxx xxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Artist: Jurcy Hwang Merry Christmas: OOOOOOOO O O O O O O O O O OOOOOO O OOOO O O O OOOOOO O O OOOOO O O OOOOOO O O O O OOOO O O OOO O O O O OOO O O OO OOOOOOOO O OOOOO O OOOOO O O OOOO O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O OOOOOO O OOO O O O O OOOO OOOOO OOOO OOOOOOOO OOOO OO O O O O O O O O O O O O OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO OOOO O O O O O O OOOOO O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O OOOOOO O O O O O O OOOOOOOOO O O O O O O O O O OO O OOOOO O O O OOO OO O O OOOOOOOOOOOOO O O OOOOO OO O O Happy Birthday: * . OO * . * OO . /| OO OO . / | OOOOOOOOOOOOO . | \ OOOOOOOOOOOOO . \ | OO OO * | / * OO OO . : |/ . O OO OOOOOOOOOOOO . . OO . OOOOOOOOOOOOO .. OOOOOOOOOOOOO . OO OO . OO OO * OO OO . * * OO OO OO . . OO . . OO. O . OO OOOOOOOOOOOOO OO OOOOOOOOOOOOO . OO OOOOOOOOOOOOO . OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO OO OO OOOO OO OO . OO OO . OO OO OO . OO OO OO . OOOOOOOOOOOOO . OO OO OO . OOOOOOOOOOOO . OO OO OO OO O OO OO OO OOOOOOOOO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO . O OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * OOOO OOOOOO OOOO . OO OO O OO OO . OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO O O OO . OO OO O O OOOO OOOO O OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO OOOOOO OOO OOOO OO OOOO OO OO OO O OO OO OOOO . O.. . OO OO OO O OO OO OO OO OOO OOOOO OOOOOO OOOO . OO OO OOO O . OO . OO OO . OO OO OOO OO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . OO O OO OOOO . OO OOOOOO OO . O OO O OO OOO OO OO OOOO OO OOO * OOO OO OOO O OO O . * -jurcy Art by: Frank Mok "The Chinese Valentine's Day is called "Yuen Siu" and is on the 15th night of the first lunar month of the Chinese calendar. It's true that the Chinese "Yuen Siu" coincides with the western Valentine's Day this year." == ========= = ================= = = = = = = = == ===================== = = = = = ======= = = = = = = ======= = = = = = = ======= = = = = = = = = = == === ========= = = (Yuen Siu) Artist: Galen Tatsuo Komatsu Word, character (C: ji; M: zi4); also 'ji' in Japanese ___________________________________________________________________ | | | "JI" __ | | "88b | | 88P | | d8boooooooood88boooooooooo,. | | d88"8888888888888888888888888b | | ;887 ___ __ Y88 | | ,88P 88888888888888888b ,d8P" | | ~" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~88P" | | __ ,88P" | | _ "888P" _ | | Ybooooooooooood888booooooo88o | | Y888888888888888888888888888b | | ~~~~~~~ Y88b ~~ | | 888 | | 888 | | 888 | | 888 | | 888 | | ____d888 | | ~""Y88887 | | |\ _,,,--,,_ ,) "Y87 yea, I drew all this | | /,`.-'`' -, ;-;;' ~ ...except the kitten | |__ |,4- ) )-,_ ) /\_________________________________________________| ~~'---''(_/--' (_/-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Artist: Zhuhai Lin (zhuhail@vax.sbu.ac.uk) @99o.. `99 o 99.aad9. "bad9999999999P 99 od99o. 99 99 9o .o `9999999 ,// `a .ooP`99P' .o% ,@9. .'' .oaadObooooa9999 . ~ .oad999999999999999999P' "soo999999999999999P"' ,.oaa99aooo. . ,o9999999999. o@@o o o99' `99 @@@ `99' ,oda9' "' 0 a999o. `.ao" `999, `999; A Chinese character 999 (means long life). o ,99' `9a, ,9F Z. LIN 17 MARCH, 1994 "*bo. ,g9" "Following is a greeting for happy Chinese new year, done in the old Chinese character style." 88 88 88 88 88 HHHHHHH 888888888888888888888888888888 88888888888888 88888888888 AAAAAAA 88 88 88 88 88 88 PPPPPPP 88888888888888 88 888888 88888888888 PPPPPPP 88 88 88 88 88 YYYYYYY 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88888888888888888888 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 CCCCCCC 8888888888 8 8 8888888888 88 88888888888888888888 HHHHHHH 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 IIIIIII 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88888888888888888888 NNNNNNN 88 88888 88888 88 88 88 88 EEEEEEE 88 888888 88 88 88888888888888888888 SSSSSSS 88 88 88 88 88 88 EEEEEEE 88 888 88 88 88 88 NNNNNNN EEEEEEE 8888888888 8888888888 88888888 88 WWWWWWW 88 888888888888 88888888888888 8888888888 88888888888888 88 YYYYYYY 88 88 88 88 88 88 88888888888888 EEEEEEE 88 88888888 88 88 88 88 88 AAAAAAA 88 88 88 8888888888 88 88 88 888888888888 RRRRRRR 88888888888888 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 888888888888 TTTTTTT 888888888888 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 OOOOOOO 88 88 88 88 88 88 88888888888888 88888888888888 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 YYYYYYY 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 888888888888 OOOOOOO 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 UUUUUUU 88 88 88 88 88 88 888888888888 !!!!!!! Z. LIN 1990 "Happy Spring Festival!" 888 888 88 88 88 88 888888888888888888888 8 88 88 8 888 888 88 8 888 888 8 888 88 8888888888888888888888888888 88888888 888888 88 88 88 888888 88 88 8888888888888888888888888888 88888888888888 8888888888888888888 88 88 88 88 88 88 888888888888888888888888 88 88 88 88888888888888888 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 888888888888888888888888 88 88 88 8888888888888888888 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 8 88 8 88 88 88 8888888888888888888888888888 8 88 8 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 8888888888888888888888888888 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88888888888888888888 88888888888 888888888888888 88 88 88 88 88 888 88 88 88 88 88 8888888888 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88888888888888888888 88 88 8888888888888 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 8 88 88 88 88 88 88 888 88 88 8 88 88 8 8 88 88 88 8 8 8 8 8 8 88 88 8888 88 8 88 88 88 8 88 888 88 8 888 888888888888 88888888888888888888888888888888888Z.LIN88888888888888888 I love you. (C: Ngo oi nei; M: Wo3 ai1 ni2) ,g 8b ,g ,g 8g 8g o8888" 88 Y8 .od888888888P" 88' 88' 88 88 " 88 88 88 88' 88888888b 8888888888888888 d88888888888888b 888 88 oo 88 88 88 88 88 88 8'88 8' 88 P' 88,o 88 o9, 888888888888 88 8 88 88P 88,8P 88 88 o8 88 g ,888 888' 88888888b 88 8' 88 `8, d8'88 g88 88 gg ,88' 88 ,P 88 8b 8' 88 oP 88, d8' `g88' 88 8 88 `P 88 `88 g o8' gg88b, 88 f 88 d8' `b' o8 oP' "Y8ao 88 d8' 3/5/1994 Z.LIN Thanks. (C: jie jie; M: xie4xie) 888o 8g 88 888o 8g 88 `9' 88' 88 `9' 88' 88 888888888 88 888888888 88 88888 8'88 88 888888888 88888 8'88 88 888888888 88 88888888 88 88 88888888 88 88 88 88 ,o 88 88 88 88 ,o 88 88 88888888 89 o, 88 88 88888888 89 o, 88 88 88 ,88,8' 88 88 88 88 ,88,8' 88 88 88 88888P",888' `9 88 88 88888P",888' `9 88 88 ,888' 88 88 ,888' 88 88 , ,o8'88 88 88 , ,o8'88 88 88 % o8" 88 88 88 % o8" 88 88 888' ,o?' 88 88 888' ,o?' 88 88 88' d8' *od8' 88' d8' *od8' 11/7/1994 Z.LIN [Here's a translation by Angelina Lam ] "This is the last sentence from a poetry. The people always take this sentence with the second last. The author expressed his desire of being with a girl forever. The first two words mean Long distance, the third one means Together. I don't know how to explain the last two words. Anyway the whole meaning is: Even though the persons are separated, they can still be together." @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@P @@@@@@@@@@@@@P"@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@@ @@ @@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@P"@ @@P a@@ a@@@ @@@@ @@@@ @ @@ @ @@ @ @@@ @ @@ a@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @ @@ @@ @@@ @ @@ @@@ @@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@ @@@@ @@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@ @@@@@@@ @@@@P@@ @@@ @@@ @@@@ @@@@ @@@@ @ @@ @@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@ @@@@ @@@@ @P@@ @ @@ @@ @@ @@@ @ @@ @@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@ @ @@ @@@ @ @@ @@@ @@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@ @@ @@@@ @@ @@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@ @@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@ @@@@@ @ @@@@@ @@P@@@@ @ @@ @@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@P@@@ @@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @ @@@ @@@ @ @@@ @@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@ @@@@@@@@ @ @@@@ @@@@ @@@@@ @@@@ @ @@P @@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@ o@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Z.LIN@22/10/94@ Artist: "(, () |~ |) () |\|" <93cmgl@eng.cam.ac.uk> "Frankly I prefer small Chinese characters (like my Li) of about 4 or 5 lines -- I find them more challenging to make!" "My full name is Li Congming." [Congming means 'smart', can you tell?] ___ ,__ __|__ |_|`_' _ |_| _/|\_ |_||_| |_||_| __7__ _|_| ,, |_|| | J ||\_| / `| Artist: Norbert Ng "It's my family name in ascii. i created it when someone who was learning chinese wanted an idea of how it looked." ,,, ,,,,,,,,,,, dP' `Q#########b dP' HH dPJ d####HH########b dPHH """""HH"""""""Y#b dP'HH ## `H# dP' HH ## ## P' HH ## ## HH ## ## HH d###################b "" """"""""""""""""""""" Artist: Henry Y.T. Chen [This was one of the responses to an article I posted on how to make ascii characters.] "Ok, I read your article on how to make chinese characters. So I tried it, and it worked! What do you think for a first time rendition?" [] [I think it's very good. Just wait until he gets some more experience!] ,,,,,, ; , ; ,; ''';''' ; '''; '''; '; ;'''''; ; ,; ;'';''; ; ; ; '''; '''; '''''''; ; ; ; ', ;,,;,,; ; ; ; '''; '''; ;' ;,,,,,; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ;' ; ; ; ; ''';''' ,,,,;,,,, ; ,,;,, ;' ;'; ; ; ; ''' ;';'; ; ;'; ; ' ; ' ;,,,,,; ; ;' ; '; ; ; ; ,,;,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ',; ; ;,,,; ; ,,;,, ; ,,,;,,,,,;,,,, Artist: Yin Chu [These two characters make up Yin's name.] "Yin (meaning wise or schorlarly) and Chu (meaning red or red ink)" ______ ____ | _|_ \ / / | | ___| \/ /___|____ |__|__ / \ / | _____ ______|______ |___| /|\ |___| / | \ |___| / | \ / \ / \| \ Artist: Angelina Lam [Her name in chinese]: || || || || ,,, | || || || |||| |||||| '||| ||||||||| |||||| |||||| ' || || ,|| ''''' |||| |||| || |||||| || || ||',,, ' ' ,|||||, ,|||||, || || || || ,|||||| ''''' |' || '|' || '| ', |||| | ,,|||'|| ||' ||||||||||| || || || |'||'| | '|'' |,,|' || ,,,,, || || || || || || || || || ,|||, | || || || || || || ,||'' ||| ,| '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' ' Artist: Charles Tso [This is the Chinese name of Jackie Chan, one of the most famous HK actors of our time. C: Sing Lung; M: Cheng2 Long2 (literally, becoming the dragon). A lot of great movies!] \ | | / -------- |--- ------|------ \ / | | | \ / ------| | | ---------- ______| |_____ | |----| | | | | / |----| |---- | | | / "The hardest-working man in |----| |----- | | | | show business..." | _| |_______| | _| / \| Artists: Sandra Chan and Daniel C. Au [Sandra sent this to me during the time I took my first med school exam. Later I fixed it up a bit, so this is a joint effort. I wound up passing my test so it must really work! Thanks Sandra!] "The 4 characters together means Good Luck... the pronounciation is "Yat Lo Shun Fung"... you usually say "Yat Lo Shun Fung" to people who is going to somewhere else...e.g. travel to other places." ,, ,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ||''''|| ||,,,,|, ,|' || || || ||,''| |' ,, || ,,||,,,,, || ,,,,,||, || ||,,,,|| '| |' || || || || || || || || || '||' || || || ||,,,,,|| || ,,,||,,, || |||||||||||||||| ||,,, ,||, || || || || || || || || || || ,, || ,,|' ||,, || || || || || || ||,||,|| || || || ,,,,,,,, '' || || ||'''''|| || || , || || || ,, || || `` || || || ,,,||,,|,'| ||,||||'' || || ''||'||'| || '| |,| ||''' |''''''| ,|' '|, ,| '|| [Sandra did the rest herself. :) Keep up the good work!] "I just drew 4 Chinese characters to thank my friend for helping me with my math problem... The following words mean Thank You." || ,| ,| || .,,,,,||,,,,,,,,,, '|, ||''''|| ,| ,|'' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,||, ;| |, ||''''|| ,|',,,,, ,'',,,,,,,,,,,,,,, || ,,,, || || '|. ''''''''' || || || || || || ,,,,,,,, || ,,,, || || '|, |,,| ,,||,||,||,||,, || |,,| `|| ,| ''|'''' || || || || || '''''''' || || ''|| ,|| ||:. |||| ,,||,||,||,||,,, ,,,,,,,,,, ||,|' ,|| || || || || || || || || ,|' ,| '|, ,| || || || || ,|' || || '|, || || || ||,, ,|| ,' ,' '| || || |''''''''| ,| ''''' "I drew the Chinese name of my favourite HK female singer here...Linda Wong!" :: ,,,,,, ''';;''' : : ,:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, '''''' ; :, ''''''';;;'''''''' '''''';;;'''''''' ;''';''; ,,,,,, :, ::: ,,: ::: ;''''''' . `. ;' `';,.:::,;' ,:,,,,;;;,,,,,, ; ,,:''' .`'. ,:,,,,,,,,;;;,,,,,,,,, ''''';;;''''''' ,:,,,,,,;;,,,,,,,, ''''''''':::'''''''''' ::: ,;;, ' ::: ;;; ,:' ;; ':, ::: ,:,,,,,,,;;;,,,,,,,,, .;',,,,;;,,,,';. ::: ''''''''''''''''''''' :: :: ::: :;'''''';: ::: :'''''''': `:' "I drew the Chinese name of another HK female singer - Vivian Chow." :::::::::::::: ..::.. ..::.. ,: :: :: ..::.. ..::.. ;;::::::::: ;: :: :: :: ..::.. ..::.. '.......... ;;:::::::::' :: '';;'' :: :: :: :: ., :: ' :: :: :: '''''' :: ::::::::::: :: '' :: :: :: :: :::::: :: ...........:.. :::::::::::::: ::: :: : : :: ..........: :: ;; :: :: :: :: :::::: :: ,: ., , ::......::. :: :: :: :: ;' :, '' ''; :: :: :: :: `:: `:,........: `;:: :: ::: Artist: Daniel Au (dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu) [Note: Some phrases don't exactly translate directly well in Cantonese because there are differences between written and spoken Cantonese.] Both of the following are names for China: (C: joong wah; M: zhong1 hua2) ,, ,, ,, :: ,,,,;;,,;;,,,, :: ,,,;;,,;;,,, ,,,,,,,::,,,,,,, ,,,,,;;,;;,;;,,,,, :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: ''''''::'''''' ;;,,,,,::,,,,,;; ,,,,,,,,;;,,,,,,,, :: :: :: :; :: :: (C: joong gok; M: zhong1 guo2) ,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :: :: ,, :: :: :: ''''';;'''' :: ,,,,,,,::,,,,,,, :: ;''; ;; :: :: :: :: :: ;,,; ;; ;: :: :: :: :: :: ;; ;: :: ;;,,,,,::,,,,,;; :: ,,,'' ,;;; :: :: :: ;; ;; :: :: :: '' ' :: :: ::::::::::::::::: Chinese language: (C: joong mun; M: zhong1 wen2) ,, ,, :: :: :: ,,,,,,,,,;;,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,::,,,,,,, ;; ;; :: :: :: ;; ;; :: :: :: ':, ,:' ;;,,,,,::,,,,,;; '::' :: .:'':. :: ,;' ';, :: ,:;' ';:, America (U.S.A): (C: mei gok; M: mei3 guo2) ,, ,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,;,,,,;,,,, :: ,, :: :: :: ''''';;'''' :: ''''::'''' :: ;''; ;; :: ,,,,,,,,::,,,,,,,, :: ;,,; ;; ;: :: :: :: ;; ;: :: '''''';;'''''' :: ,,,'' ,;;; :: .;'';. :: ;; ;; :: .:' ':. :: '' ' :: ,;;' ';;, ::::::::::::::::: England: (C: ying gok; M: ying1 guo2) ,, ,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,;,,,,;,,,, :: ,, :: ' ,, ' :: ''''';;'''' :: ,,,,,,::,,,,,, :: ;''; ;; :: :: :: :: :: ;,,; ;; ;: :: ,,,;;,,,,;;,,,,;;,,, :: ;; ;: :: ;; :: ,,,'' ,;;; :: .;;';. :: ;; ;; :: .:' ':. :: '' ' :: ,;;' ';;, ::::::::::::::::: English language: (C: ying mun; M: ying1 wen2) ,, ,, ,, ,,,,;,,,,;,,,, :: ' ,, ' ,,,,,,,,,;;,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,::,,,,,, ;; ;; :: :: :: ;; ;; ,,,;;,,,,;;,,,,;;,,, ':, ,:' ;; '::' .;;';. .:'':. .:' ':. ,;' ';, ,;;' ';;, ,:;' ';:, Long time, no see! (C: Ho loi mo geen; M: Hao2 jiu3 bu jian4) :: ,,,,,,,,, :: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,, ,, :: ''' ,;' ;;,,,,,, ,::' :: :: :::: '''';;'';; ;; ;; ;; ,;'::';, ::'''':: :::: .;;' ;;' '''::''' ;' ;; ,;' :: ';, ::,,,,:: :::: ;; ;;' :: ,;; ;'' :: ';, :: :: :: ;;;' :: ,;'';, :: '';:::'' :: ,;;;, ,:: ,;' '; :: ,;';; , ,, .,;'' ';;. ;; .;;' ';,. :; .,;;' '';;;; ';;' Let's leave quickly! (C: Ngo dei fai zau; M: Wo3men kuai1 zou3) ,,,;'' :: ;, ,;',,,,, ,,,,, :: ,, ,, ,;, ''':: :: ' ,::' :: ;: :: :: :: ;; ,,,,;;,,,, ::: ,,,,;;,,,,;;,,,, ;;':: ::,:: ::,:: ,::', '''::''':: :: ::: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: ;;':: '' :: :: ,,,,,,;;,,,,,, ::: ::,; :: ,; :: ::''' ''':: :: ''''';;''''''' ,, :: ::: .,;::' :;;' :: :: :: :: ,:;, :;,::'''' : ' :: ,;;:. . :: :: :: :: ,;' ';, ;;'';;, . ';; ' ``;' ;; :: ';; ::.,;;' ';;,. .;; ''';;;,,.. ';' You're very pretty! (C: Nei ho leng; M: Ni2 hen3 piao4liang4) ,;' ;; .;' ,,,,,,,, ,, ,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,;;,,,,,, , ,::' ;;,,,,,,,, ,;',; :: :: ';, ,,,;;,,;;,,, ,,,,,,,, ::: ;;':: ;;' :: ,;' ;;',;' ::'''':: ,, :: :: :: :: ;;,,,,;; ::: :: :: . ,;;; ::,,,,;; ';, '''''''''''' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ::: :: ,:' :: ':. '' :: :: ;, , '''''''' ;; ,,,,,, ;; ::: :: ;' :: '; :: :: ;,;' ;' ''''';;''''' :: :: : :: ,,:: :: :: ;;;, ,;; ;;' :: ';, ;; :: , ;; ';; ;; ;;' ';,. ';; .,;;' ';;,..; ';' I love you. (C: Ngo oi nei; M: Wo3 ai1 ni2) ,,,;'' :: ;, ,,,;;;;;''' ,;' ;; ''':: :: ' '; ': ;' ,::' ;;,,,,,,,, ,,,,;;,,,,;;,,,, ,;'''''''''''';' ;;':: ;;' :: ,;' :: :: ,;';; ';, ';,, :: :: . ::,; :: ,; ;' ';;;;;;' '; :: ,:' :: ':. .,;::' :;;' ,;,,,,, :: ;' :: '; ' :: ,;;:. . ''';,;' :: ,,:: ';; ' ``;' .;;' ';;. ;; ';; How are you? (C: Nei ho ma?; M: Ni2 hao3 ma?) ,;' ;; :: ,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,, ,::' ;;,,,,,,,, :: ''' ,;' ,,,,,, :: :: ,;;' ;:; ;;':: ;;' :: ,;' '''';;'';; ;; :: :: ::''::''' ';; ,:: :: :: . .;;' ;;' '''::''' ;; ;; ::,,::,,, ,;;' :: ,:' :: ':. ;; ;;' :: '''''' :: :: :: :: ;' :: '; ;;;' :: ''''''''';; :: :: ,,:: ,;;;, ,:: ;' ;; ;; '; ;; ,, ;; ';; .,;'' ';;. ;; ,;; ';;' I miss you. (Wo2 huai2nian4 ni3) ,,,;'' :: ;, :: ,,,,,;;;,,,;, ,;, ,;' ;; ''':: :: ' :: ,,,,,,,,,,, ,;' ';, ,::' ;;,,,,,,,, ,,,,;;,,,,;;,,,, ,::;,;;,;;,;;,;; ,;' '; ';, ;;':: ;;' :: ,;' :: :: ;;':: ' ;, ; ,; ,;' ,,,,,,, ';, :: :: . ::,; :: ,; :: '''';;''''' ,; :: ,:' :: ':. .,;::' :;;' :: ,;', ,;' '';, ,, :: ;' :: '; ' :: ,;;:. . :: ,;':: .;; ,,';; ' ; ';, :: ,,:: ';; ' ``;' :: ;;' ';;' ';' ';;;;;;;;' ;; ';; The following are names of friends of mine: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,;;,,;;,,,, :: ,,,;;,,;;,,, :: ,,,,,;;,;;,;;,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :: :: :: :: ''''''::'''''' :: ';,. ,,,,,,,,;;,,,,,,,, :: ''' :: ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; :; ,;' ,,,,,,,,,,, , :: ,, ,,,,;;,,;;,,,, ,::' ;:' ;;, :: ,;; ,,,;;,,;;,,, ;;':: .:; ;;, :: ,;; ,,,,,;;,;;,;;,,,,, :: ,,,;;;,,,, ,,,,,,;;;;;;,,,,,, :: :: :: :: ;; :: :;'':: ''''''::'''''' :: ;;' :: .;; :: ,,,,,,,,;;,,,,,,,, :: .;; :: .;; :: :: ;; ,;;;;;;;;;;;;; .,;'' ';;;,,.; :; :: ;, :: ,; ,,,;;;;;''' ''''';::;''''' ';, :: ,;' '; ': ;' ,' :: ', ';::;' ,;'''''''''''';' ,' ';; ', ;:'''''''':; ,;';; ';, ';,, ''''';'' :: ,,,, :: ;' ';;;;;;' '; :: :: ; ; :: ,;,,,,, '''''::''''' :: '''' :: ''';,;' ';; ;; ';; .;;' ';;. ,,,,,,,, .. .. :: :: :: ;;;;;;;; ;;;::;;; :: :: :: ,;' '''''''' :: :: ,;' :: ;;,;;,;; '''''''::''''';; :: :: ;; ;;''';; ,,,::,,, ,,,,,,,, ;; '' ;; :: ;;,,,;; :: ,,,;,,,, '''''';::;'''''' :: ,;' :: :: : ;:: ,,;;' ';;,, ;; ;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;; ;; ; ;;; :: :: ''';;''' ''';;''' '';;'' '';;'' ''';;''' ''';;''' ,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,;;,,,,, ,,,,,,;; , ;;' , ';; , ';; ' ';;,,,,,,;' -- ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,, ,, ,, ,, . :: ;''; ;; ,,;,,,;, ;;,,::,,,, | Daniel C. Au :: '''' ,;':: .,;' ';,. ,;' :: | dcau@nwu.edu :: ;''; ;''; :: ,;,,,,, ''''::'''' | Northwestern University :: '''' '''' :: ''';,;' ;; | Medical School ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;; .;;' ';;. ,;;;;;;;;;;; | Chicago, IL [The Chinese is written in an olden style. This is from an actual chop that a friend made for me. Just imagine it in red...] ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! ,, !!' === '!!! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!! !!! !! !!''' '''!!! !!'''''''''''!!!! !!! !! !!''' '''!!! !! !!!!!!!!! !!!! !!! !! !!''' '' !!! !!,,,,, ,,,,,!!!! !!! !! !! !! '''!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! ,,,, ,,,, !!!! !!! !!!!! !!!!! !!! !! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!,,,,,, ,,,,,,!!! !! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!'''''' ''''''!!! !! '''' '''' !!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's a Coca-cola sign I made: ||'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''|| || ||||||||| |||||||| ||||||||| ||||||||| MMMMMM|| || ,,,, || || || ,,,, || || || MMMMMM|| || |,,| || || || |,,| || ''''||'''' || || '|| |||||||| '|| /; '|| ;\ || || ,,,, dddddddddddddP' || ||MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBbbb || ||YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMKPPP'' Coca Cola || ||,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,|| [I used the styles found in some of the Chinese New Year characters, and played around with them to make some made some useful phrases and other things. See the CNY list for more stylistic samples.] [This time I tried my hand at making larger characters of my name. At this size I can work on the nuances, like brush strokes.] ||,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,||, |, ,| |, ||, || ,|| ,|' ,, || || || ||'''''''''|| ,|' ,,|;,,,,,,,,;;, ,|' || ,, || || || ,|' ,,, , ' ,|''''''||''''''' || ||'''''''''|| ,||| ,|'' '|,. ,|' || || ,|' || ,|' , '|, ,|' || || ||''''|| ||''''|| ' || ' ||,,,,,|, '' ' || ,, || || || || || || ||, || ''''''''||'''''''' || || || || || || ||'|, ,|' || || ||''''|| ||''''|| || ,' '||' || || || ,,|''|,. || ,||,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,||, || ,,,||'' ''||||' ,,,,,,,,,,,||,,,,,,,,|| , Peace: (C: ping on; M: ping2an1) ,, ||' '''''''''||''''''''' | || , , || ,, ||'''''''''''''''''||| '|, || ,|' ||' || ,|' '|, || ,|' || ||' || ,|' ,,,,,,,||,,,,,,,,,,,,||, || ' ,, ,|' || '''''''''''||''''''''''' ,|' || || ,||,,, || || '' ''|||, || ,,|' ''|,, || ,,,,,,|''' '|| Meaning or idea; opinion, wish, desire: (yi4si1) ||' ,, '''''|'''''''||''''' ||''''''||''''''|| '|, ,|' ,, || || || '''''''''''''''''''''''' || || || ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ||''''''||''''''|| || || || || || ||''''''''''''|| || || || ||,,,,,,,,,,,,|| '''''''''''''''''' ,, , ,, ,, , ,' || '|, , ', ,| || '|, , |, ,|' || |, '|, ,|' || |, '|, '' '|||||||||||' '' '' '|||||||||||||' '' Yellow; also a surname: (C: wong; M: huang2) ||' ||' ,,,,,,||,,,,||,,,||, || || ,,,,,,,,||,,,,||,,,,,||, ,,,,,,||,,,,,, || || || ||''''||''''|| ||,,,,||,,,,|| ,|''|, ,|' '|, ,||' '||, ,||' |||, [One person emailed me and asked if I could make the characters for his fiancee's name (Meiling, 'mei'-beautiful and 'ling' - clever, smart). I did it and sent it to him. (He told me she was very happy with it).] '|| ||' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,||, ,,,,,|,,,,,,|,,,||, || , || ||''''''''||''''''''|| ,,,,,,||,,,,|, || '''''' || '''''' || || |' '''''' || '''''' |' ,,,,,,,,,,||,,,,,,,||, ,,,,,, ,,,,,, ,,,,,, || || || || || || || ,,,,,,,,,||,,,,,,||, '''''' '''''' '''''' ,||, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,||, ,|' '|, || || || ,|' '|, ,|''|, || ,|''|, ,,||' '||,, ,,||,,,,||,||,||,,,,||,, Happy Birthday: (C: Sang yet fai lok; M: sheng1 ri4 kuai4 le4) [larger version with complicated characters] 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8888888888888 8 8 8 8888 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8888888 8 8 8 8 88888888888 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8888 8888 8888 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8888888888888 8 8 8 8 8 8888 8888 8888 8 888888888888 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 888888888 88888888888888 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8888888888888888 8888888888888 8 88 88 8 8 8 [smaller version with simplified characters] oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo O O OOOOOOOOOO O O OOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOO O O O OOOOOO O O OOOOOO O O O O O O O O O O OOOOOO O O OOOOOOOOOO OOOO O O OOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOO O O O O OOOOOOOO O O O OO O O O O O O O O O OOOOOOOOOO O O O O O O OO OOOOOOOOOOO O O O O OO O OO O OO oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ASCII CHINESE CHARACTERS TIPS: ============================= From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,rec.arts.ascii,alt.binaries.pictures.ascii Subject: Line/talk: Chinese Characters Tips Date: 12 Nov 1994 00:27:14 -0600 This article began as a reply I made to a friend who asked me how to make Chinese characters using ASCII. (Hi Amy!) She asked me if it was natural talent or whether anyone can do it. I think everyone can do it! I learned how to do it myself when I saw two characters someone had made in their sig. I liked the style of it so I tried making some of my own art (beginning with my name), using the same technique, and eventually creating my own style of making characters. Hopefully the Chinese Characters List will be able to help you and others to have a reference of characters so that can you learn how to make your own characters, borrowing styles and creating your own way of making them. It's really fun (and easy!) once you begin and get used to making it. I guess one of the tricks I use is to first have an idea of what I'm going to do before I attempt to draw it. Sometimes the hardest part of it is knowing where to begin :) Once I know how I'm going to go about it, I begin by making a rough outline or skeleton of my character. For example, if I wanted to draw the charcter for water: (Mandarin: shui3) || || || ||||| || || |||| || || || || || || || || || ||| Then I smooth it out, and add finer details to it using , ' and | (the sig below with my name, I used , ' : and ; for a different effect.) ||, || ,|, '||,,,||,|'' ,|||| ,| ||'|, ,|' || '|, ,||'' || '||, ''|| And that's all there is to it! If it seems like a giant leap from step one to step two, it's really not that difficult. Trial and error at first, and then later you'll have an idea of what to do. Personally, I like to do my creating and editing using the DOS editor and then upload into my account to post or mail. Having a dictionary around will be helpful so you can check for strokes and stylistics. So those of you who know Chinese, try making your own characters! If you need help, don't hesitate in sending samples to me. I can try to help. Please send your art to me so I can also include it in my collection. Mail me to be put on the list and to receive a copy if you haven't gotten it yet. (Note: This technique can work with Japanese and Korean too!) Mail me if you have any questions or suggestions or would just like to chat. Create on! Daniel SIGNATURES WITH CHINESE CHARACTERS: ================================== -- ....... : : .:```:. : .` ..` :.......: :````: `. .` : Student `:`:```:`:``` : : :``:`` :`: : :`` :`````: :`:`` :`:`` . : : . :..:...` `. : : `. .` :`:`` :`:`` ...``` `:```:`:````:` ` : ```:``` `. .` :`````:````` .. : .. : .` : : ````:```` ; : . .`. __ :`````: ` : ` : ` ``` : . 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Believe in the * * ----- |- | | / -+- light which warms every soul. * * | ---- |------/ \ | And let hope never stray far * * ----- | ---- \ \ -+- from your side." -Blue Paladin * * | |\/ | | \| * * \ | |/\ | | \ |\ | * * \-- / / \__ \| \ <======================+=====] * * | * * * *************************************************************************** [I don't know what it is in Japanese, but the characters are in Chinese.] -- Yuu*Yuu*Hakusho LIVE! Bui on IRC/Bum at Home. _____|____ | _\ _|_ /____ _____/_____ ______|____|_ | / | / | | |_ ___ | | _____|____| | /_/ | /_/ | | | | _/_ | | ____|___ | / | / | * | | | \ * |-----------| ______|______ | /_/ | /_/ | | / / / | | _________ |_____|_____| /\_________ |___________| |_________| Rob Morishige (morishi@wiliki.eng.hawaii.edu) |_________| "Even at the final end...His words are concern for the opponent who defeated him?" -Genkai, Yuu*Yuu*Hakusho. CHINESE CHARACTERS FROM OTHER SOURCES: ===================================== [Here are some "scanscii" pictures by the next two contributors.] Artist: Ben Bullock "I make chinese characters just from using a screen grab and then a pbm utility (cheating, I know). Sometimes I need them for post to sci.lang.japan." Here is an example:: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo $ oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo $ $ $ $ $ $ $ "oo $$" $$" $$" $ $ $ $ $$ oooo$$oooo$$oo$$o $ $$ oo $ $ $ $ $$ $$ $$"""""""""""""""""$$" $ $ $ $ "oo $ooooooooo$$o $$ oo o" $ $ $ $ $$ $ $$ $$ $$ """""""""""$$" $ $ $ $ $ $$ooo$$ooo$$ o o"" $ $ $ $ $" "" $$ "" $$" oo $ $ $ $ $$ """"""$$"""""" """""""""""$$""""""""""" $ $ $ $ oo$$ oooooooo$$oooooooo $$ $ $ $ $ "$$ o$" "o $$ $ $ $ $ $$ o$" "$$oooo $$ $ $ $ $ "$$ ooo"" ""$$ ""$$" $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ ooo ooo $ $ $ $ $$" $$" $$ $$" $$ $ $ $ $ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $ $ $ $ $$ oo $$ $$ $$ ooooooooooo$$oooooooo$$o $ $ $ $ """"""$"""$$""""""""$$ $$ $ $ $ $ o $$" oo $$ $ $ $ $ $ $" """""$$"""""""" ooooooooo$$oooooo$$o $ $ $ $ $o $ o o" oo o$"$$ "o $ $ $ $ $$ o" $$""$""$"""$$" o$" $$ "o $ $ $ $ $ oo $$ $ $ $$ o$" $$ "$o $ $ $ $ "$$$"" $$ $ $ $$ o$" $$ "$$ooo $ $ $ $ " $$ $ $ $$ oo"" $$ "$$ $ $ $ $ $$ $ $ "$$" $$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" $ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Artist: Michael Wu "I just try to make such interesting ascii Chinese word in a systematic way with some technology. 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MMMMMMMMMMx.nMMMMMMMMMMh:. :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMhnn dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Artist: Galen Tatsuo Komatsu "A friend writing the FAQ for the game Samurai Shodown II asked me to draw a title for it. I came up with this." dP. ____ __ _ _ _ _ ____ __ _ 88 ~; | __| / | \/ | || | _ \ / | | ,ooooo888ooodbooo |__ |/ | | || | _ < / | | Y88888888888P""" |____/_/|_|_||_|____|_| \_/_/|_|_| "888P ____ ____ _ ____ _ _____ ____ , "8P_____d8b | __| _ \ | _ \ |_ _| __| 'b ,ooP""" Y88b, |__ | __/ | < | | | |__ | 88P ____ 8881 |____|_| |_|_|\_|_| |_| |____| 888 """""" 888 888b ~"Y8888888 Samurai Shodown II FAQ Y888b ,888 "Y8888888b"88P _____,,,,,,,,,,,,,,______ ooo888P""""~~~~~~~~~~""""""Y88888 "Y88" ,do. ""Y888b. ~ ,d8888 "Y888b 88888P Y8881 """" """ "The Japanese title for the game is "Shin Samurai Spirits" the character on the left is, you guessed it, "shin". More or less means on the lines of "true" "pure" etc..." [In Chinese, it's pronounced "zhen."] Contributed by: Jian-Min Li "Those two Chinese characters mean Go (a game, or Wei2 Qi2 in Chinese)." Welcome to IGS at hellspark.wharton.upenn.edu 6969 (5.0) Copyright(c) 1992-1994 Tim L. Casey. @@ @@@@ @@ @@@ There is no expectation of privacy @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@ on this server. @@@@@ @@ @@@ @@@ @@ @@ @@ @@@ @@ @@ @@@ @@ There is no warrantee, implied or @@ @@@@@ @@ @@ @ @@ @ expressed, provided with this @@ @@@@@@@@ @@ @@ @ @@@@@ software. @@ @ @@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@ Please let us know what you think: @@ @@@@ @@ @@@@@@ @@@ @@ tcasey@adobe.com tweet@pasteur.fr @@ @@@@@ @@ @@@@@@ @ @ @@ fmc@pasteur.fr hale@xcf.berkeley.edu @@ @ @@@ @@ @@ @@@ @@ @@ @@@@@@@ @@ @@@ @ @@ If you are new to the server, you @@@@@@@@ @@ @@ @@@@@ @@@@@@ need to type 'guest' at the Login: @@ @ @ @@ @@@@@@ @@@ @@ prompt. You will be given a guest @@ @ @@ @@ @ @@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@@ account. @@ @ @@ @@ @@ @@@@@@@@@ @@ @@ @ @@ @ @@ @@@ If you want a 'registered' account, @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@@ @ please use the 'register' command. @@@@@@@@@ @@@ @@ @@@ @@@@ @@ @@@ @@ @@ @@@@ Online help is available, just use @ @@ @@ @@ @@@ the command 'help'. @@ @ @@ @@ Contributed by: Cai V. Thai (ssfiit@cs.umb.edu) [I don't know what this means but it looks interesting. If anyone knows, please mail me and I'll update the translation for it.] dMb HH\ .,od##b\ _oo\ .MMM| |MMM| |MM|*###MMP'' __,o#HHMMMM' |MMP MMP' |MM| ._MMbo\ |MH#"'" HMMP' .MMM' .dMP |MMMMMMM##HMM| |? dMMP .HMM' dMM? |MMT |MM| `Mb. .dMM' .HMMb ,HMM$_oooo####MMM#\ |MMboo##HMMMM' `MMb,HMP' ,H*'MM| HMM?"""' MMMMMH MMMH#""9MMP" :MMMM[ ,&*' MM| HMM |MMMMT .MMM| _JMMbod#b\ .,#M#"*MMH#o\_ `' |MM| |MM| |MMMM| |MMMMMMMMMMMH##"9$P'" `"HMMMMMHb\ |MM| |MM| ._,o. |MMMM' `HMH""""' TMMHb ""#MMMMH' dMM| |MMHHMMMMH' |MMMM "' 9MMM __. MMM| |MMP""" |MMMM __oodHMMMMMMMM| MMM| |MM| dMMM| `##"""9MMM""" ,MMM| MMM| MMMM __oooo##HMMMH####oooo\ |MMM| `HMMMMM######MMM| .dHMMMMMMM###########HMMMMH, |MMM| " 9MMH' `*#""""' """ `MMM **' `#| .HMb. `MMMM .o\. |HMMH#\ |MMM |MMMMH\ `""#MH' |MMM 9MMMMM, .. |MMM .___ HMMMM| .od##o. ,HM |MMM *MMMMb |MMMMb ""#MM| ,MMM |MMM ""#* `MMMMM " . `MMH |MMM ##\ MMMMM .___,oo_ J| `' .JMMMJMMM} ____ooooooooMMMMMHHMMMMMMMMMMM| ?P `*MMMMMMMM' d#HMMMMMM####"""""MMMMM"""'""""""""' ?M| `""MMMM? `""""' MMMMM ?MT .dMMM? MMMMM dMH .HMMM? MMMMM dMM' dMMMH' MMMMM JMM| .HMMH' MMMMM ?MMP .dMM#' MMMMM ,HMMMM' ,MMH' ._MMMMMooo###bo\ *MMM| ,HMH' ___,oo###HMMMMH#######HMMMMMH. `"" ,HM*' +MMH#*"""" `"`"' ,H"' Contributed by: Daniel Hung (vaps3hd@prism.gatech.edu) [Daniel sent this to me right before Halloween. It's great!] "I meshed some of the Chinese characters with some English play on Chinese, and came up with the following:" ,,, ,|, ,,, ,||| ||' '||| ,,,|||, ||| ,||' ,,|||, ,|| '|||'''|||' ,||' ,|'||||' ,|||' ||',,, ,||' ,|||| ' || '' ,|||||| |||,,|| |' || || ,,|||'|| ||'|||'''||' || , || '||, '|'' |,,|' || || || || '||| ,|||, || || ||| || || ,||'' ||| || || ' ,,,|| '' '' ,,,|| '' '||| '|||| ''' '' Boo! aa@@aaao \ a@@@@@@@@@@@aao @@@@@@@@@@ ::::::: :::: @@ @@ @@@ :::::::::::: :::::: @@@@@@@@@@@@ :::::::::::::::: :::::::: @@@@@."".@@@@@ :::::::::::::::::: ::::::::: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ::::::::::::: :::::::::: @@@@@@' `@@@@@@@ :::::::::: :::::::::::::: @@@@@b__d@@@@@',@@@@@@@@ ::::::::::::: ::::::::: aaaa`@@@@""".@@@@,a@@@@@@@ :::::::::::::::: :::::::: aa@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ :::::::::: :::::::: ::::::: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ :::::::::::a :::::::: ::::: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ::::::::::: @@@a :::::::: :::: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ::::::::::: @@@@@@@a ::::::: a@a @@@ :: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ::::::::::: @@@@@@@@@@@@aaa : a@@" @@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ::::::::::: @@@@@@@a @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ :::::::::::: @@@@@@@@@@@@a @@@@@@@@@@"" a@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ ::::::::::: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@'"@@ a@"@@@@@@@ @@@ : @@@@@@@@ ::::::::::: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ,@@'"' : @@ @@" "@@@"@@ ::: @@@@@ ::::::::::: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@' :::: @@@ :::: @ ::::::::::: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ :::::: : :::::: :::::::::: a@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ::::::: ::::::::::: :::::::::: a@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@' ::::::: ::::::::::::::::::: a@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ :::::::: ::::::::::::::::: ""a@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@' ::::::::: ::::::::::::: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@' :::::::::: ::::::::::::::: """""@@@@@""""""""' ::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::: ,,, @@@@ '||| ,,,|||, @@@@@@@@ ,|| '|||'''|||' @@@ @@@ ||',,, ,||' @@ @@ ,|||||| |||,,|| @@ ,,|||'|| ||'|||'''||' @@ '|'' |,,|' || @@ ,|||, || @@ ,||'' ||| || @@ '' '' ,,,|| '|||| @@ '' [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Manatee.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 131 of 158 Subject: Talk/Line: manatee art From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/06/04 Message-Id: <3qsc88$ab2@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com References: <3qj6cj$r4q@miso.wwa.com> <3qpg56$5fq@miso.wwa.com> <3qqq72$6i8@miso.wwa.com> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii,alt.ascii-Art In article <3qqq72$6i8@miso.wwa.com>, Kickstart wrote: >In article <3qpg56$5fq@miso.wwa.com>, I wrote: [snip!] >>Now if I remember correctly, a manatee is something akin to a stingray. [snip!] > >Not that I am in anyway involved in your previous conversation, >but I do believe that a manatee is also known as a sea cow, >and is akin to sea lions...Perhaps you were thinking of 'manta ray' >Which, you would be right, is very much like a sting ray. Egads! You're correct...I did mistake the two of them. My apologies to the manatee guy himself for my blunder. Thanks for the helpful reminder, Greg. I must really be studying too hard (yet still not enough...argh!). See, I guess not all of us know what a manatee is ;) > _____ > / \ > / @ @ \ > /\ w /\ > / || || \ > / || || \ > \/ \/ > That's a nice picture, Greg! I tried to add some whisker type things (do they have whiskers?) and attempted to do something with the tusks. _____ / \ / @ @ \ /\ ==w== /\ / //|| ||\\ \ / || || \ `V V' -- Daniel VITAL SIGNS:__________________________________________________________________ _/\/\/\/\_____/\/\/\/\_____/\_____/\/\__/\/\______________________Daniel C. Au _/\/\__/\/\_/\/\_________/\/\/\___/\/\__/\/\______________________dcau@nwu.edu _/\/\__/\/\_/\/\_______/\/\__/\/\_/\/\__/\/\___________Northwestern University _/\/\__/\/\_/\/\_______/\/\/\/\/\_/\/\__/\/\____________________Medical School _/\/\/\/\_____/\/\/\/\_/\/\__/\/\___/\/\/\________________"I'm sorry doctor... ______________________________________________________I'm afraid we lost him." [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Rabbit.txt [Previous] [Next Hitlist] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 60 of 62 Subject: Talk-Line: Animals From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/04/02 Message-Id: <3llmn9$34s@gagme.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@gagme.wwa.com References: <3ll9kk$7ld@gagme.wwa.com> <3llc7a$btj@gagme.wwa.com> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii,alt.ascii-Art In his post, Joshua Bell said that his picture (which was posted by someone and incorrectly named as a kitten) was actually one of a dragon, and that he should be one to know since he drew it. However, this is what I saw when I first looked at his picture, and now I'm offering this chance to see how my brain works: --- _________,---------.____------.___ /_______ `--._______ `--.____ \\ /__.-' `-----.____ `--._____,`_/_ ,' `---.___ ___// `-. / _.----,, `---' \ \ _| / \ .' | /'/ / | ' .| | | | | | _/'__ ,`, __ | \ \_ ` ,/ `'~ _\-_____, `~~~'~ _\ _/ ~'~ `---(__________,' (___________,'---' dcau Original dragon by Joshua Bell (jsbell@acs.ucalgary.ca) Rabbit diddle by Daniel Au (dcau@nwu.edu) --- Cute, ain't it? And it's no dragon, did you notice the ears? :) I'm going to make it into an Easter greeting once I'm done with my exams (next Wednesday) but this was a nice break after studying all day...I haven't done my own ascii picture in a while. We'll see what I come up with once I'm free. *cheer* Maybe Colin will give the bun a carrot. Oh, back to the books, and until I'm free, take care everyone! -- Daniel P.S. Original dragon below: > _________,---------.____------.___ > /_______ `--._______ `--.____ \\ > /__.-' `-----.____ `--.____\\`_/_ > ,' ___ `---.___ ___// `-. > / _.-' )' ``---' \ \ > | / | . ' | > / / / | ' ___ ) | | > | | | _/` _ ` _,' _ `/) ' | > \_ `--._\__`--'_\-___ _,-' '-` ___ _/ > `---.____ `--.__-_ /_)____, __/ ,`-' > `------__> `-------(/(/-'-\)\) jsb > >Um... that's a dragon. Notice the wings? :) >(I drew it, I'm allowed to decide what it is!) > >Joshua Bell _ _ __| |___ _ _ __ __ _ ____ __ _ __ __ ___ __| |__ __ / o / c/ o` | U |@| ' \ V V | U | / e/ o | U | \__n_\___\__n_|\__n_| |__|_|\_/\_/ \__n_|o\___\__n_|\__n_| 850 N. Lake Shore Drive #1438 / Chicago, IL 60611 / (312) 482-0840 Northwestern University Medical School Ward Box #007 ASCII Chinese Character Lists: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau [Previous] [Next Hitlist] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Net_Surfer_License_Template.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 99 of 158 Subject: Line-talk: NSL From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/12/08 Message-Id: <4a9ths$98p@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii While posing for his new picture, Philip wrote: >Here's my new, updated NSL. >I wasn't too satisfied with my first one, so a new version was called for. =) > >Daniel - Could you remove my old one from your list and put in this one? > It's done! Always able to help :) If anyone else would like to make an NSL, here's how. When you're done, send me a copy (dcau@nwu.edu) so I can include it in the list! Anyone else who is interested in making one, please try -- it's not too difficult and it's fun just to be able to "see" what types of people frequent these ascii groups! I've included the template below: ____________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\____________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I\ | ___ | ~~````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ I: | I \ | (__ | O f f i c i a l :I I: | I \| ___) |__ Net Surfer's License :I I: | <-><-><-><-> exp. ____ <-><-><-><-> :I I: | ^- when you :I I:--------------------|Name: graduate/account :I I: Draw your photo |Email: expires, etc. :I I: here! | :I I:--------------------| [Any other info you want included] :I I: | :I I: | See the collection of samples. :I I: | :I *____________________|_____________________________________* \%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/ I'll be updating the list as time continues, and posting it every few weeks or so to the newsgroups. Take care! -- Daniel [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Chinese_Character_Sig.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 48 of 62 Subject: Re: COL: Chinese Ascii-Art Collection From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1996/01/15 Message-Id: <4ddkgn$keg@news.acns.nwu.edu> References: <4ddk4t$k98@news.acns.nwu.edu> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art In a previous article I wrote: > >Hello everyone! Happy 1996 :) After a brief hiatus from the newsgroup and >recovering from vacation and getting back into the swing of things in term sof >school work, here is a copy of my 1995 Chinese Ascii=art Collection. The new >updated version for 1996 will be coming out in the next week or two with new >additions and artwork collected throughout this past year. More chinese ascii and then it got cut off...More Chinese Ascii can be found on my web page found at: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau Feel free to take a look and send any of your own contributions to me to include in the new collection! -- Daniel ,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,, ,, ,, ,, . :: ;''; ;; ,,;,,,;, ;;,,::,,,, | Daniel C. Au :: '''' ,;:: .,;' ';,. ,;' :: | dcau@nwu.edu :: ;''; ;''; :: ,;,,,,, ''''::'''' | Northwestern University :: '''' '''' :: ''';,;' ;; | Medical School ;;;;;;;;;;;;;, ;; .;;' ';;. ,;;;;;;;;;;; | Chicago, IL URL: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Horse_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 66 of 158 Subject: Line: Horses From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/12/01 Message-Id: <49mbam$kb5@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Of course a horse named Neil Smith of course wrote: > >Someone asked for horses, well I had a go at horses for a friend a couple of >weeks ago, here is what I managed: > > ./|,,/| > < o o) > <\ ( | > <\\ |\ | > <\\\ |(__) ><\\\\ | > I personally like this one the best, since it gets the shape of the jaw in, while the others could almost pass as a dog or other small mammal. But what to do about the mouth? Hmm.... ./|,,/| < o o) <\ ( | The whistling horse? <\\ |\ | <\\\ |(o_) <\\\\ | ./|,,/| < o o) <\ ( | The grinning horse <\\ |\ | <\\\ |(=_) <\\\\ | ./|,,/| < o o) <\ ( | The mistachioed horse <\\ |\ | <\\\ |(__) <\\\\ | ~~ ./|,,/| < o o) <\ ( | The bucktoothed horse <\\ |\ | <\\\ |(__) <\\\\ | "" Oh well, just some suggestions! :-) -- Daniel @@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@ |\| /~\ |~> ~|~ |_| | | |_~ (~ ~|~ |_~ |~> |\| @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ | | \_/ |~\ | | | \/\/ |__ _) | |__ |~\ | | @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@ | | |\| | \ | |_~ |~> (~ | ~|~ \ / @@@@ ,;;;;;;;, @@@ |_| | | | \| |__ |~\ _) | | | @@ ,;;;;;;; ..MMMMm.. @''';;;;;;;MMMM""MM ''' == R O S E B O W L B O U N D !!! == @@@ ;;;;;;;: ` ' @@@ GO CATS!!! @@@ ;;;;;;;,,t,t, @@ @@@@ ;;;;;;;;;;;;;"@@ Daniel C. Au @@@@ ;" ;' ;' " @@@ Northwestern University Medical School @@@@@@ @@@@@ URL: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Bison.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 158 of 158 Subject: Talk-line: Bison From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/04/23 Message-Id: <3nf0d2$841@gagme.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@gagme.wwa.com References: <3n0b8m$foh@eng_ser1.erg.cuhk.hk> <3n3pdn$dnu@oz.plymouth.edu> <3neqau$qnc@gagme.wwa.com> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii,alt.ascii-Art,alt.binaries.pictures.ascii Bob Allison wrote: > >Steven E. Tremblay wrote: >>Are there any pictures of Bison floating around out there (especially >>comical ones) I would like these for a project I'm working on, thanks > > Wow, what would a floating bison look like? > \~~~~~~~~\ \ S \ \_______ \(__) Wheeee! *-------------(oo) / | \/ | -------\\\\ /// ~ ~ ~~ How's that??? ;) -- Daniel ,________________________________. | | | Daniel C. Au dcau@nwu.edu | Moo! (__) > Northwestern University | (__) / _________(oo) | Medical School | -oo-________ /| ## \/ | "Out in the Midwest, with my < \/ ### |\_* / | ____ #_ | | books and all the cows..." | | _ ___# | * |/|/ |/|/ \________________________________/ \|\| \|\| W W W W || || W W W W \|/ \|/ \\||// \!/ \|/ \|/ \\||// \!/ \|/ \|/ \\||// \!/ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Chinese_New_Year_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 2 of 158 Subject: LINE: ASCII Chinese New Year Collection From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1996/02/01 Message-Id: <4eqvql$a1g@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii ************************************************************************ ##### ##### ##### ( HAPPY ) ( NEW ) ( YEAR ) ### ### ### ### ### ### # || # # // # # // ====== # # ====== ||===== # # //=========== # # // // # # \\ // || # # // || # # ======= || # # ======== ||====== # # ======||====== # # || || ====== # # || || || # # || || # # || || || # # ===||=== // || # # =======||======= # # \\ // || # # //||\\ // || # # || # # //\\ || # # || // || # # || # # // \\ \\|| # ### ### ### ### ### ### ######### ######### ######### ||||| ||||| ||||| *///////////////////// dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu ///////////////////////* ******************* Version 1.5 - January 21, 1994 ********************* This file is a collection of Chinese holiday related ASCII Chinese characters compiled over a period of a month or so. Here are some very good examples of ASCII Chinese art that has been posted or emailed to me. Most of the phrases in this list were made in celebration of a number of Chinese holidays including Chinese New Year and the Spring Festival. Since a majority is of Chinese New Year, this list will be called the Chinese New Year Ascii Character List. The names and address of contributors are listed at the start of the Chinese New Year List. Names of individual artists will be listed alongside their own work. Unfortunately, information of the creator is sometimes not available with art that is contributed or posted. Much of the collection are comprised of the combined collections of the listed contributors. The very large characters are most likely made with some type of ASCII conversion with some program. I do not have any information on how to do this. Thanks to all of you who have emailed me with art to include. This all began with a request I made on alt.ascii-art and rec.arts.ascii and the project has evolved into this list. Now it's going back out to everyone. Send comments, suggestions and ascii art to: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu ^^^^^^^^ """"""""""" ~~~~~~~~~ Enjoy! -- Daniel ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- == Chinese Holidays Collection == Contributors: Daniel Au (dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu) Si Burton (simidh@cleese.apana.org.au) Ian Chai (chai@ta12.cs.uiuc.edu) Mei Hshieh (hello@spectrx.sbay.org) Andy Lum (alum@acs.ucalgary.ca) James Mo (jmo@acsu.buffalo.edu) Winston Smith (winston@merk.com) Cai V. Thai (ssfiit@cs.umb.edu) Malcolm (s925377@hp720a.csc.cuhk.hk) Yin Chu (cs61b-ij@po.EECS.Berkeley.EDU) (, () |~ |) () |\\| (93cmgl@eng.cam.ac.uk) [Note: This is a compilation of the collections of the people above. Unless stated, the authors of the following are unknown. There are no translations included in this list. 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OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOO OOO [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Panda_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 141 of 158 Subject: Line: Pandas From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/05/08 Message-Id: <3om7bc$kmh@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com References: <3ok3ip$hau@miso.wwa.com> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii In article <3ok3ip$hau@miso.wwa.com>, Constance Collier wrote: > But I get the idea... ;) Here's a panda face in my sig... -- 8 ,,, ,,, . 8 ;" ^; ;' ", ----' oPYo8 oPYo. oPYo. 8 8 ; s$$$$$$$s ; ; ; ; 8 8 8 ' oooo8 8 8 , ss$$$$$$$$$$s ,' `-`-' 8 8 8 . 8 8 8 8 ;s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ - --- `YooP' `YooP' `YooP8 `YooP' $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ,---- :::::::....:::....:::.....::....:::::::: $$$$P""Y$$$Y""W$$$$$ `---- :::::::::::: :::::::::::: $$$$ p"$$$"q $$$$$ ,--:- Northwestern University Medical School $$$$ .$$$$$. $$$$ `--;- 850 N. Lake Shore Drive #1438 $$DcaU$$$$$$$$$$ ,---. Chicago, Illinois 60611 "Y$$$"*"$$$Y" aka :---; URL: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau "$b.$$" Panda """ Here are two (quite) larger ones: [Author not named, maybe a Susie Oviatt, but unsure] .,;;;;;;;,. ,;;;;;;;,/;;;; .,aa###########@a;;;;;/;;;,//;;; ..,,,.,aa##################@a;//;;;,//;;; ,;;;;;;;O#####OO##############OOO###a,/;;;;' .;;//,;;;O####OOO##########OOO####OOO#####a' .;;/,;;/;OO##OO#######################OOO####. ;;;/,;;//OO#######OOO###########OOO###########. `;;//,;,OOO#########OO#########OO##############. ;. ``````OOO#####;;;;;;OO#####OO;;;;;;######O####. .;;, OOO###O;;' ~`;##OOOOO##;' ~`;;O#####OO### ;;;; , OOO##O;;;,.,;O#########O;,.,;;;O####OO###, `;;' ,;; OOO##OO;;;;OOO(???????)OOO;;;;OO####OO###%, `\ ;;; `OOO#####OOOO##\?????/##OOOO#######O####%O@a \,`;' `OOO####OOO######;######OOO###########%O###, .,\ `OO####OO"#####;#####"OO##########%oO###O#; ,;;;; \ .::::OO##OOOaaa###aaaOOO#######',;OO##OOO##;, .;;'' \:::.OOaa`###OO#######OO###'::aOO.:;;OO###OO;::. 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Here it is...Enjoy :) -- Daniel _ _ Moo! \,-, ____|____ DaNiEl C. aU /(. .)\ ) \ (__) ,--|_--, /' U ^ `\ NoRThWesTeRn UnIV (*)____/| (oo) | A | |/\/\/\/\/\/\/| MEdiCaL ScHOol / D | /--------\/ \ / | cHIcaGo, iL / |--\ | / | C || `\--^-/ | --> Studying like a dog, in the (_)(_) (_) * ||-----|| J Midwest, lack of vitamins, ~~ ~~ @casbah.acns.nwu.edu and rain all around... ______________________________________________________________________________ TIPS: Making Rounded ASCII Art and Block Letters -----8x----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Calvin Klein (cK) logo Date: 2 Nov 1995 19:45:26 GMT Shopping for brand names, Carl wrote: > > Hi all you ascii artists, I have a request. I'd like someone to draw me >a nice Calvin Klein logo (you know the famous `cK' in all the ads.) The >reason I need it is my IRC nick is ckone and I'd like to have a nice >picture of the logo....it should be about 80*25 if possible...using the >same sort of typeface found in the ads..thanks > >Carl While I don't have a copy of the cK logo, I don't imagine it would be very difficult. I'm sure if you take a copy of the logo and sit in front of your computer, you could come up with a very good likeness within a few minutes by just using a word processor or text file editor (i.e. edit.com which comes with DOS machines). Just think where you would begin, and choose a character which you would like to make it out of... %%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%%%% %%%%%%% %%%%%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%% Didn't even take me 30 seconds to do this and with a little fixing up I'm sure it'd look like the logo - and then already you're half done. So I would encourage you to try it on your own. :-) I don't believe people are really as inept in making ascii art as they claim they are... *grin* Regards, Daniel -- @@@@88UUI::... @88UUUIII:::.. @::... @@@888UUUIII:::.. @@@888UUUII::.. @@888UUUIII::... @8I:::.. @@@888UUUIII:::.. @@@888UUUIII::.@@@888UUUII:::.. @8UUI:::...@@@888UUUIII:::.. @@@888UUUIII:::@@@888UUUII::... @88UUUI:::..@@@888UUUIII:::.. @@@888UUUIII::.@@@888UUUII:::.. @@888UUII:::.@@@888UUUIII:::.. @@@888UUUII:::. @@888UUUIII:::.@@@888UUIII::::@@888UUUII::... @@@8@8UUI::.. @88UUUIII:::@@@888UUUUIII:::..@88UUI::... dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Calvin Klein (cK) logo Date: 3 Nov 1995 01:20:34 GMT Still shopping, Carl wrote: > > Thanks for the tips...but I don't think the look I want to acheive >can be had using only one character...i need more rounded letters, you >know? But thanks again.. > Ahhh...you're looking for the second installment of ascii-art tips. No problem! It's all yours for only $19.95 (add 7% sales tax in following states: PA TX IL OH. Just kidding...that's no problem. You just need to experiment with these characters: ' <-- the apostrophe ` <-- the backwards apostrophe , <-- the comma . <-- periods also work " <-- the double quote in a pinch d b <-- good for rounding large characters Y A <-- same thing. o <-- also help First off, let's change the % of the c to 8's: 88888888 888888888888888 88888888888888888888 88888888 888888 88888888 8888888 8888888 8888888 88888888 88888888 888888 88888888888888888888 8888888888888888 88888888 Then let's add those characters I familiarized you with: ,od8888888bo, ,o88888888888888b, ,d888888888888888888, d888888Y' `Y88888, ,888888Y 8888888 8888888 8888888 8888888b `d888888b, ,88888; `d8888888boooood888888' `d88888888888888888' `"d888888888"' And that's pretty much it (well I did it quickly - in between study breaks, I have a BIG exam on Monday, ack - but I think you get the idea). Like I said before, just play around with it at your keyboard. Post what you do and ask for help if you need to. Or else just show off the final product! :-) Regards, Daniel -- _ _ __| |___ _ _ __ __ _ ____ __ _ __ __ ___ __| |__ __ / o / c/ o` | U |@| ' \ V V | U | / e/ o | U | \__n_\___\__n_|\__n_| |__|_|\_/\_/ \__n_|o\___\__n_|\__n_| 850 N. Lake Shore Drive #1438 / Chicago, IL 60611 / (312) 482-0840 Northwestern University Medical School == http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau == [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Oyster.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 136 of 158 Subject: Line: Oyster and a pearl From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/05/16 Message-Id: <3pba7t$q85@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii Hi everyone. Here's a picture of an oyster I quickly made today in order to insert into one of my letters that involved an allusion to something beautiful hidden inside something that was not. ___---__---___ -- -- ~ ~ ~~ ~~ (__ ,--, __) ====- |# | -==== ~~---_____---~~~~--(~~ `--' )~~-----____-----~ \~~--___ ___--~~/ dcau ~~--___---__---___--~~ -------- -- Daniel _ _ __| |___ _ _ __ __ _ ____ __ _ __ __ ___ __| |__ __ / o / c/ o` | U |@| ' \ V V | U | / e/ o | U | \__n_\___\__n_|\__n_| |__|_|\_/\_/ \__n_|o\___\__n_|\__n_| 850 N. Lake Shore Drive #1438 / Chicago, IL 60611 / (312) 482-0840 Northwestern University Medical School == http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau == [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Giraffe.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 2 of 62 Subject: Re: Animal art competition From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1996/05/26 Message-Id: <4o8h23$dts@news.acns.nwu.edu> References: <4nur15$884_001@ru.ac.za> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Talking with the animals, Gareth Walwyn wrote: >Please could everyone interested draw any of the following animals. >I wish to show them to the sysops and postmanagers on our systems at Rhodes, >the present ones leave plenty to be desired. I shall select the best and show >them to the sysops, and later publish here who was eventually selected. >The animals are : warthog, giraffe, sunbird, lark, hippo, kudu, thoth, hyaena. ^^^^^^^ I just wanted to mention that I made an ascii giraffe a while back which is included in Colin Douthwaite's weekly FAQ posting...let's see if I can find it somewhere on my account: O ) __.ii, O ) (__," |% O ) | #% ) | |% O ) | #% Giraffe, tree, and O ) # |% little tiny bird ,~ | |% on a branch by -- ~| ~ `O> | |------------, Daniel C. Au | ||_ | //"/"" |#### """" ### |\ // |,._ |,_###__\ ||| | || //' || || | | || (( || || | | || \\ || || M dcau| || \\ || || \_,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/_|,,,/_|,,/_|,/_|,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Hope that fit's your bill. :) Here's an elephant in my sig for you too... -- Daniel /~~~~~\~\__ ________--------~~~~~~~~~~~~~= / @`\ ___--------~~~~~~~ _-~ | ~)~)~)~)~O~~ Northwestern University Medical School ~= | / /--------'~~-__ = Chicago, Illinois = -~_ \_____/ `----' ~~=__ _= | \__\___ ~==__ Daniel C. Au _= / /"\"\ ,---. ~~==__ =_ | ____\_/_/ |_____| ~~--__ http://pubweb.acns. = | /"\"\ |`~~~'| "Going to school ~~==_ nwu.edu/~dcau ~_ /| | | | |WATER| and making peanuts." ~~==__ _= M' \dcau_______\_/_/ |_____| ~~===_________= [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Sig_Collection_Info.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 129 of 158 Subject: INFO: My Sig Collection From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/09/08 Message-Id: <42qn4j$eu5@news.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii I've seen a lot of posts on sigs and sig requests. For those interested, feel free to look at my own sig collection, all of which I've done myself. I think I'm in the 30's right now in terms of number of sigs. Check out my web site which houses my collection: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau Under the link "Dan's Mondo Sig Collection." Public Service Annoucement: Remember, sigs are meant to be like signatures in real life, no two people's should be the same. Please refrain from 'sig stealing' - taking a person's sig and just removing the name and other information and substituting it with your own (at least without the original artist's consent) without doing anything else original to modify it. This is not looked upon fondly by those in this group. When in doubt, email the original artist first out of consideration. Feel free to email me if you have any questions or comments about sigs and I'd be happy to respond. If you'd like help, send me what you've done so far and I'll see if I have any suggestions. Don't forget, the "Ascii Chinese Characters Lists" which I've made can also be found at the above WWW address! Happy surfing! -- Daniel /~~~~~\~\__ ________--------~~~~~~~~~~~~~= / @`\ ___--------~~~~~~~ _-~ | ~)~)~)~)~O~~ Northwestern University Medical School ~= | / /--------'~~-__ = Chicago, Illinois = -~_ \_____/ `----' ~~=__ _= | \__\___ ~==__ Daniel C. Au _= / /"\"\ ,---. ~~==__ =_ | ____\_/_/ |_____| ~~--__ http://pubweb.acns. = | /"\"\ |`~~~'| "Going to school ~~==_ nwu.edu/~dcau ~_ /| | | | |WATER| and making peanuts." ~~==__ _= M' \dcau_______\_/_/ |_____| ~~===_________= [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Dali_Watch.txt Subject: Answer: Salvador Dali From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/04/20 Message-Id: <3n58e7$3hf@gagme.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@gagme.wwa.com References: <3n44du$nf4@gagme.wwa.com> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Waxing his moustache, The Amazing Dali wrote: > > I realize anything by Salvador Dali would probably be hard to >recognize in am ascii-pic, but if anyone could post anything related to >him (i.e. melting clocks, a portrait of him, or his moustache), I would >greatly appreciate it! > Here's a great representation of the infamous Dali melting watches in a sig of someone who posted a while ago... -- +------------------------------------------------------------+ | _____ ____ Jonathan Guberman | | --,__,'_^ \ `----' 3| |________ guberman@passport.ca | | --,______\ \9 | \ \--------'CompuServe: 73032,173 | | (MMMMM\ \ ) 4| ) | | \MMMMM\ \ | | ) "Sorry for the inconvenience" | | (MMXXMM) )8 O / / -God's final message to his | | \MMXXM| | | 5/ / creation (from "So Long, and| | (MX8XM| | / / Thanks For All the Fish") | | \M88M\ (7 | | | | (X888X^ \ | | Disclaimer: The views expressed | | `.X.' \ | | | in this message are my own. If | | """ \ \6| | you disagree with them, too bad.| | \ U / | | `--' | +------------------------------------------------------------+ Jonathan Guberman has verified to me that he is, in fact, the artist responsible for the Dali Watch. Please be sure to maintain the attribution for this work. David Wallis File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Dog_Named_Hogan.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 138 of 158 Subject: GIF/LINE-TALK: A dog named Hogan From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/05/15 Message-Id: <3p8nvc$2in@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com References: <> <3p62qo$hn2@miso.wwa.com> <3p7fkl$9gb@miso.wwa.com> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii [Ken Dunnington posted a raw GIF conversion of a dog named Hogan, and asked for help editing it.] [F.L. Catalyst removed the picture of the aforementioned dog named Hogan from its ASCII'd surroundings.] Here's my reworking and clarification, and perhaps cartoonization if you want to call it that, of a dog named Hogan (with some liberties taken in interpretation): mMMMMMMMMm mMMMMm mMMMMMMMMM$$$$$$SSSSsMMMMMm mMMMMMMM$$$SSSSSSSSSSSSsMMMm MMMMMMMM$$SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsMMM MMMMMMM$$$SSSSSS~~SSSSSSSMMMM sJJGMMMMMM$$SSSSS".::SSSS".: MMM sJJJJJJJGMMMMM$SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS M sJJJJJJJGGGMMMMG"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS sJJJJJGGGGGGGMMMG,SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS | | /~\ /~\ |_~ | JJJJJGGGGGGGGGGGGSs"SSs SSSSSSSSSSb \/\/ \_/ \_/ | . JJJGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSs"SSS SSSSS' : / JJJGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSS."SSsSSSS. ; JJJGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSs."SSSSSSS' JJJGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSs,""""" JJJGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS JJJGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS JJJGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS iJGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs ii`GGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS iii`JGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS iiii`GGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS iiii `GGGSSSSSSSMMSSSSSSMMSSSSSS iiii`SSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSS iiiii`SSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSS iiiiii`SSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSSS iiiii SSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSS iiii SSSSSSS iiiii SSSSSSSS iiiii SSSSSSS iiiii SSSSSSSSS iiiii SSSSSSS iiiii SSSSSSSS iiiii SSSSSSS iiii SSSSSSS iiii SSSSSSS iii SSSSSSS iiii SSSSSSS iii SSSSSSS iiii SSSSSSS iii SSSSSSS iiiii SSSSSSS iiii SSSSSSS iiiiii SSSSSS iiiiiSSSSSSS iiiiii SSSSSS iiiiiSSSSSSS `iiii SSSSSS `iiiiSSSSSS SSSSSS SSSSSSs sSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSS SSSSSSS sSSSSS SSSSSS SSSSSS SSSSSSs SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS. SSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSS "SSSS "DCAU95" -- Daniel @@@@88UUI::... @88UUUIII:::.. @::... @@@888UUUIII:::.. @@@888UUUII::.. @@888UUUIII::... @8I:::.. @@@888UUUIII:::.. @@@888UUUIII::.@@@888UUUII:::.. @8UUI:::...@@@888UUUIII:::.. @@@888UUUIII:::@@@888UUUII::... @88UUUI:::..@@@888UUUIII:::.. @@@888UUUIII::.@@@888UUUII:::.. @@888UUII:::.@@@888UUUIII:::.. @@@888UUUII:::. @@888UUUIII:::.@@@888UUIII::::@@888UUUII::... @@@8@8UUI::.. @88UUUIII:::@@@888UUUUIII:::..@88UUI::... dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/High_Density_Sig_Correction_2.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 145 of 158 Subject: Line: High Density Sig (Correction 2) From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/04/27 Message-Id: <3nolen$8qn@gagme.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@gagme.wwa.com Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii -- _____________________ |=| |=| | | High Density | | | | jon@raven. | | "It's better to burn out than fade away." | | cybercom.com | | | |_______________| | - Neil Young | _________ | | | ,-, | | | (H | | | | | \____|_|_|_____|____| Ok, here's correction number 2 for the High Density sig (I hope Mr. HD himself catches these posts sometime :) with the proper attribute now. For those interested, the quote which was used by Kurt Cobain in his suicide note was originally penned by Neil Young in his song "My My, Hey Hey" on the Rust Never Sleeps album. [At least that's what I've garnered from all the posts and mailings I've received. Actually, I have no idea who Neil Young is nor have I ever listened to a Nirvana album. I'm more of a classical type of guy.] :) -- Daniel ,;|%;Oo, ,|||%%;;OOo, ;||| DCAU OOo; Daniel C. Au ;|||%%%;;;OOo; dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu '|||%%;;OOo' Northwestern University Medical School \'||%;OO'/ Chicago, IL \ | | / \|__|/ "Hanging on for dear life...." |6:|6| `;;|;' URL: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau | ,' ', ; help! |o / `\ /\ | ` ' [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Manatee_Sig.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 130 of 158 Subject: Line: manatee sig From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/06/04 Message-Id: <3qsj35$hes@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com References: <3qj6cj$r4q@miso.wwa.com> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii,alt.ascii-Art -- _ __ __ _____ _ __ ___ __ _ _ __ __ _| |_ ___ ___\ \/ / / \ | '_ ` _ \ / _` | '_ \ / _` | __/ _ \/ _ \\ / / @ @ \ | | | | | | (_| | | | | (_| | || __/ __// \ /\ ==w== /\ |_| |_| |_|\__,_|_| |_|\__,_|\__\___|\___/_/\_\ / //|| ||\\ \ / || || \ == A burned out engineer == `V V' -- Daniel _ _ __| |___ _ _ __ __ _ ____ __ _ __ __ ___ __| |__ __ / o / c/ o` | U |@| ' \ V V | U | / e/ o | U | \__n_\___\__n_|\__n_| |__|_|\_/\_/ \__n_|o\___\__n_|\__n_| 850 N. Lake Shore Drive #1438 / Chicago, IL 60611 / (312) 482-0840 Northwestern University Medical School == http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau == [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Stolen_Sig.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 135 of 158 Subject: Talk-line: stolen sigs From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/05/17 Message-Id: <3pe8ef$20i@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com References: <3pcbbp$p06@miso.wwa.com> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii,alt.ascii-Art Vincent Raymond , in his collection, included: > >============================= Sun Leen Fai Lok! ============================= > * Year of the Pig! * BONNE ANNEE !!!! > __ |, , || |' , A TOUS ET TOUTES > '/..\^ |||" ''||'',, |''''||'''' >__||____( 00.)___||__ ,|'|; ,,,,;;,;;, ' || , __||______________||__ >--||----" -- "---||-- ,|| ,;;'' ||''||'''' --||--------------||-- > || ( . ) || ,|'|| ,||''|| || || , ||Pascal ZEMBRA || >__||____(\__/)___||__ ||,;'||,,|| ''''''||'''''' __||______________||__ >--||-----"--"----||-- , || || || || --||----'/..\"----||-- > || || ||' |''''| || || m( 00 )m || > ob@corser.far.cea.fr >============================= Gong Hei Fat Choy! ============================ Hate to say it, but this sig was stolen from me in the strictest sense of the word. All that this person did was strip off my name and address and replace it with his/her own. Someone had asked before whether it was ok to "steal" a sig. Many of us on the newsgroup give a resounding no. However, at least for me, if one of my sigs is to be used, a little mention of my name and/or a little change around (or "diddle) of the artwork so that it's not exactly the same would be appreciated. Many of the other sigs by this person (not Vincent Raymond but Pascal Zembra) were also direct copies of other well-known sigs on this newsgroup. Now this isn't supposed to be bitter post, but just to inform the gentle readers that sig stealing is not an acceptable practice. People put in time, effort, and brain power in order to come up with sigs - and to have someone just strip off one's name and address is a little heartbreaking for the creator. Also, sigs are supposed to be of a distinct & personal nature (much like their namesake, that no two person's handwriting is the same) and there is just something amiss about knowing that there is another sig out there just like your own. Now imitation is a form of flattery, which I am deeply honored by, but copying exactly (which is not the same as imitating) is a sign of unoriginality and laziness. So please, don't steal sigs. Ask first if you really really are unable to come up with anything or if a particular sig answers a particular need in your life which can not be expressed in any other way. I'm sure the creator will be more than happy to help you in your cause. Thanks for reading. [off the soapbox] -- Daniel Original Sig: ============================ Sun Leen Fai Lok! ============================= * Year of the Pig! * Daniel C. Au __ |, , || |' , NU Medical School '/..\^ |||" ''||'',, |''''||'''' Chicago, Illinois __||____( 00.)___||__ ,|'|; ,,,,;;,;;, ' || , __||______________||__ --||----" -- "---||-- ,|| ,;;'' ||''||'''' --||--------------||-- || ( . ) || ,|'|| ,||''|| || || , || dcau@nwu.edu || __||____(\__/)___||__ ||,;'||,,|| ''''''||'''''' __||______________||__ --||-----"--"----||-- , || || || || --||----'/..\"----||-- || || ||' |''''| || || m( 00 )m || ============================ Gong Hei Fat Choy! ============================ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/High_Density_Sig_Correction_1.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 149 of 158 Subject: Line: High Density Sig Correction From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/04/20 Message-Id: <3n65em$ism@gagme.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@gagme.wwa.com References: <3n3idf$6us@crow.cybercom.com> <3n58ej$3ho@gagme.wwa.com> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii -- _____________________ |=| |=| | | High Density | | | | jon@raven. | | "It's better to burn out than to fade away." | | cybercom.com | | | |_______________| | - Kurt Cobain | _________ | | | ,-, | | | (H | | | | | \____|_|_|_____|____| That should have been Cobain with a 'C' and it was misspelled last time it was posted. Apologies to all Kurt Cobain & Nirvana enthusiastes. -- Daniel _ _ __| |___ _ _ __ __ _ ____ __ _ __ __ ___ __| |__ __ / o / c/ o` | U |@| ' \ V V | U | / e/ o | U | \__n_\___\__n_|\__n_| |__|_|\_/\_/ \__n_|o\___\__n_|\__n_| 850 N. Lake Shore Drive #1438 / Chicago, IL 60611 / (312) 482-0840 Northwestern University Medical School Ward Box #007 [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Why_ASCII_Art.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 49 of 62 Subject: Answer: What ASCII pictures use for? From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/11/17 Message-Id: <48i9a6$7qs@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com References: <48fgd1$lsu@miso.wwa.com> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii,alt.ascii-Art Looking at scrambled letters, Richard Denison wrote: > >I was just wondering what the ASCII pictures are used for, do people keep >them because they look good or to be used in Signatures, WHY????? > Well, signatures are one reason for ascii pictures. They help to individualize and add character to an otherwise drab signature listing of one's name, email address, and address. You make good use of it in your sig: > ___ > |___| > | > / \ > /\/ \/\ Richard Michael Denison >_______/ \ / \________________________E-mail: rmd2@coventry.ac.uk____ > E X T R E M E '95 Coventry University, England Likewise, others include it in theirs as can be seen throughout the newsgroup and in my sig below. Here's an explanation from the ASCII ART FAQ: [excerpt] * Why use ASCII art instead of a GIF? ASCII art is used because: Standard ASCII art is If you can view text, ASCII art is also the the only type of you can view ASCII art most compact form of graphics easily (as it is made up of graphics. An ASCII transmitted and standard text picture can easily be instantly viewable on characters). No less than 1 K. In any terminal, conversion or special cases where resolution emulation, or software required to is not an issue, an communications view. Non-standard ASCII graphic can take software. It should (8 bit) ASCII art the place of a bitmap, also be printable on requires that the file EPS, or GIF of 20, 50, type of printer. be saved and "cat'd". 100 or more K! * What is ASCII art used for? ASCII art is used for many things, like: o EDUCATION - A periodic table or molecular model for example. o CROSS CULTURAL COMMUNICATION - Pictures are international. o BBS & SERVER SCREENS - Login and logoff screens, MUDs, promos, etc. o ENTERTAINMENT - Like a birthday 'card', holiday greetings, invitations, congradulatory messages, children's picture stories, etc. o VISUAL AID - Such as a wiring diagram, floor plan, illustrated instructions, or flow chart, to eliminate a long involved explanation with a graphic. o SIGNATURE FILES - of course :-) [end of quoting] I guess another reason, like you stated is that it looks good as well. For me it's fun to come up with a picture using only the charactres on the keyboard - almost like a limited 'palate' from which to work with and it's a challenge to come up with something. It's quite satisfying to finally finish a picture and realize that you were able to figure out how to put it together. Hope it whets your appetite for Ascii Art and I hope that you try some of your own. It can be quite addicting once you get started on it. *grin* Regards, -- Daniel /~~~~~\~\__ ________--------~~~~~~~~~~~~~= / @`\ ___--------~~~~~~~ _-~ | ~)~)~)~)~O~~ Northwestern University Medical School ~= | / /--------'~~-__ = Chicago, Illinois = -~_ \_____/ `----' ~~=__ _= | \__\___ ~==__ Daniel C. Au _= / /"\"\ ,---. ~~==__ =_ | ____\_/_/ |_____| ~~--__ http://pubweb.acns. = | /"\"\ |`~~~'| "Going to school ~~==_ nwu.edu/~dcau ~_ /| | | | |WATER| and making peanuts." ~~==__ _= M' \dcau_______\_/_/ |_____| ~~===_________= [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Penny.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 148 of 158 Subject: Answer/Line: Penny From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/04/20 Message-Id: <3n58fh$3id@gagme.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@gagme.wwa.com References: <3n159s$8e5@news.ysu.edu> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii Looking for pocket change, Nick Ferreri wrote: > Hiya.. I would like a penny. Whoever draws me the best one: I will >give you some VERY interesting information about Internet that you would find >EXTREMELY useful... > >I NEED ONE BAD!!! >-- > ,|||''''|||' _ ._ _ ._ _. ._ +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= > ,,|'' (/_ | | (_) | ' (_| | | =+ Nick Ferreri =+ > ,||'' += bb453@yfn.ysu.edu += > ,|||||||||||||||||||||,,,,,,,,,........ =+=+=+=+==+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=[dcau] How's this? (BTW, like that sig *grin*) __-----__ ..;;;--'~~~`--;;;.. /;-~IN GOD WE TRUST~-.\ // ,;;;;;;;; \\ .// ;;;;; \ \\ || ;;;;( /.| || || ;;;;;;; _\ || || ';; ;;;;= || ||LIBERTY | ''\;;;;;; || \\ ,| '\ '|><| 1995 // \\ | | \ A // `;.,|. | '\.-'/ ~~;;;,._|___.,-;;;~' ''=--' -- Daniel P.S. What do I get??? *wink* VITAL SIGNS:__________________________________________________________________ _/\/\/\/\_____/\/\/\/\_____/\_____/\/\__/\/\______________________Daniel C. Au _/\/\__/\/\_/\/\_________/\/\/\___/\/\__/\/\______________________dcau@nwu.edu _/\/\__/\/\_/\/\_______/\/\__/\/\_/\/\__/\/\___________Northwestern University _/\/\__/\/\_/\/\_______/\/\/\/\/\_/\/\__/\/\____________________Medical School _/\/\/\/\_____/\/\/\/\_/\/\__/\/\___/\/\/\________________"I'm sorry doctor... ______________________________________________________I'm afraid we lost him." [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Make_a_Start_in_ASCII_Art.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 10 of 292 Subject: Make a Start in Ascii Art From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/25 Message-Id: <4o7lti$54f@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art PLEASE NOTE: Questions should be addressed to the original author, Daniel Au, whose address is included below: ==================================================================== Make a Start in Ascii Art ==================================================================== From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,rec.arts.ascii Subject: Talk/Line: How to begin doing ASCII artwork Date: 4 Oct 1995 15:47:46 -0500 Message-ID: <44urti$ng8@miso.wwa.com> I just wrote this now in response to an email sent to me asking how I did my ASCII artwork. I responded by writing a brief walkthrough of my thought processes (well, kind of) and just wanted to share them on the group. Let's see more people try to make create their own new artwork instead of requesting for the old stuff all the time. It'll make for a better newsgroup overall and everyone will benefit! -- Daniel = ASCII art tips and example == Try practicing to make your own artwork by just typing on the keyboard, which is what I do (I work just using the DOS text editor which comes along with any MSDOS machine. Any text editor will do.) Begin by basic shapes. For example, if you're making an animal - say a giraffe - let's start with the head: __.ii, (__," | | | basically simple shapes to make it look approximately like it does in real life (as best as you can, at least, in this case I've cartooned it a bit :-) The " is making up the eyes, the . and , the ears and a smile. The i i are those antennae like things on top of their heads (if I remember correctly). I usually like to keep my artwork within the size of a screen. Since a giraffe is a tall animal, I'm keeping the details smaller. Then continue on with the body and some legs. Try to do a rough outline. __.ii, (__," | | | | | | | | | | | | |------------, / \\ | |\ |,._ |,______\ ||| || //' || || | || (( || || | || `\\ || || M || \\ || || /_| /_| /_| /_| It's best to add some . and , in order to smooth out some of the edges. Then the tail is in the back. Then add the detail - hair on the neck and spots on the body. __.ii, (__," |% | #% | |% | #% # |% | |% | |%-----------, / ### ##### \\ |#### """" ### |\ |,._ |,_###__\ ||| || //' || || | || (( || || | || `\\ || || M || \\ || || /_| /_| /_| /_| dcau That's pretty much for a quick giraffe that I just did while writing this letter. You can add more stuff like a tree and a bird on a branch too: O ) __.ii, \ | / O ) (__," |% - (_) - O ) | #% / | \ ) | |% O ) | #% O ) # |% ,~ | |% -- ~| ~ `O> | |------------, | ||_ Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@gagme.wwa.com References: <3n3idf$6us@crow.cybercom.com> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii Formatting @ 1.44 Meg, High Density wrote: >Hello, my handle is High Density. I want a sig but have NO CLUE what to >do for an ascii nor can i draw for my life. can someone please help? it >would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance, Here's something you might use, depending on how many lines your newsreader gives you for your sig and that you don't mind that your email address is split into two parts (didn't want to make the disk too big). It was the first thing that came to mind (naturally, with a moniker like High Density) and it seemed like fun at the time to try to do... == High Density Sig below == -----8x----------------------------------------------------------------------- -- _____________________ |=| |=| | | High Density | | | | jon@raven. | | "It's better to burn out than to fade away." | | cybercom.com | | | |_______________| | - Kurt Kobain | _________ | | | ,-, | | | (H | | | | | \____|_|_|_____|____| -----8x----------------------------------------------------------------------- == High Density Sig above == Oh, btw, I believe it's 'than' rather than 'then' in order to be grammatically correct. We want the best for your sig, you know ;) Granted, the sig design leaves a lot of 'white space' (or blank space) on the right side, however the centered quote does fill it up a bit. Nice and simple, although you can also include other information if you want. Please keep my initials there if it's ok with you, otherwise you can remove it as long as you use it for personal emailing. Don't count yourself out by saying that you can't draw for your life (and this includes anyone else in the newsgroup). We (those who do draw) all started out at the same place as you are now. Just practice a bit, play around, and pretty soon, you'll be making ascii art like the rest of us! :) Take care, and tell me what you think. -- Daniel _ _ Moo! \,-, ____|____ DaNiEl C. aU /(. .)\ ) \ (__) ,--|_--, /' U ^ `\ NoRThWesTeRn UnIV (*)____/| (oo) | A | |/\/\/\/\/\/\/| MEdiCaL ScHOol / D | /--------\/ \ / | cHIcaGo, iL / |--\ | / | C || `\--^-/ | --> Studying like a dog, in the (_)(_) (_) * ||-----|| J Midwest, lack of vitamins, ~~ ~~ @casbah.acns.nwu.edu and rain all around... URL: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau [Previous] [Next Hitlist] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Pearl.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 132 of 158 Subject: Line/Answer: Sea shells From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/05/30 Message-Id: <3qeata$c9j@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com References: <3qdvv5$n8s@miso.wwa.com> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii,alt.ascii-Art Wading at the beach, Mats Henrik Carlberg wrote: > >I have looked through the files with ascii art with pleasure, and I >am amased at the amount and quality. Something I fail to find, though, >is sea shells. Do they exist? > While not exactly sea shells, per se, here is a picture of an oyster (which is from whence they come) I drew a few weeks ago. Pearl included. :) ___---,,---___ -- -- ~ ~ ~~ ~~ (__ ,--, __) ====- |# | -==== ~~---_____---~~~~--(~~ `--' )~~-----____-----~ \~~--___ ___--~~/ ~~--___---,,---___--~~ -------- -- Daniel .----------. .----------. .' `. Northwestern University .' `. _/ Daniel C. Au \_.--. Medical School .--._/ \_ ._\\________________//' "_) Chicago, Illinois (_" `\\________________//_. `--`================'-----' `-----`================'--' ~,' ,'~~~~~~`. `,~ http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau ~,' ,'~~~~~~'. '.~ `"" ""' `"" ""' [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Welcome_Sig_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 137 of 158 Subject: Answer-Line: 'Welcome to My World' Sig From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/05/15 Message-Id: <3p8o00$2jj@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com References: <3p62qo$hn2@miso.wwa.com> <3p7fks$9gl@miso.wwa.com> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Squinting his eyes, Dave Jarvis wrote: > >Can somebody help me with my .sig? /[:) I'd like an interesting >(yet small & legible) way of writing "Welcome To My World" in 4 lines, >with enough room for some information about my address & name ... > >-- >-------------------------------------------+ Dave Jarvis >\/\/ /_-~ /_ /_~ /_~/ /|/| /_-~ ~/~ /_~/ | jarvisd@software.mitel.com > /|/| \/ / / /~/ /) / /\ | "Rock and Roll ... > / | _/ /_/_/ /_/ / \ /__ /_/ | Ain't Noise Pollution." > Howabout... -- | | |_~ /~~ /~\ |\/| |_~ ~|~ /~\ |\/| \ / | | /~\ |~) | |~\ \/\/ |__ \__ \_/ | | |__ | \_/ | | | \/\/ \_/ |~\ |__ |_/ Dave Jarvis "Rock and Roll Aint Noise Pollution." = OR = -- | | |_~ /~~ /~\ |\/| |_~ ~|~ /~\ % Dave Jarvis \/\/ |__ \__ \_/ | | |__ | \_/ % jarvisd@software.mitel.com |\/| \ / | | /~\ |~) | |~\ % "Rock and Roll ... | | | \/\/ \_/ |~\ |__ |_/ % Ain't Noise Pollution." = OR = -- %============================================% Dave Jarvis % \/\/ /_-~ /_ /_~ /_~/ /|/| /_-~ ~/~ /_~/ % jarvisd@software.mitel.com % |\/| \ / | | /~\ |~) | |~\ % "Rock and Roll ... % | | | \/\/ \_/ |~\ |__ |_/ % Ain't Noise Pollution." = OR = -- %=====================================% Dave Jarvis % WELCOME TO % jarvisd@software.mitel.com % |\/| \ / | | /~\ |~) | |~\ % "Rock and Roll ... % | | | \/\/ \_/ |~\ |__ |_/ % Ain't Noise Pollution." Just some suggestions... -- Daniel _ _ __| |___ _ _ __ __ _ ____ __ _ __ __ ___ __| |__ __ / o / c/ o` | U |@| ' \ V V | U | / e/ o | U | \__n_\___\__n_|\__n_| |__|_|\_/\_/ \__n_|o\___\__n_|\__n_| 850 N. Lake Shore Drive #1438 / Chicago, IL 60611 / (312) 482-0840 Northwestern University Medical School URL: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau "Welcome to _My_ World..." [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Net_Surfer_License_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 63 of 158 Subject: Line: Net Surfers Sig Collection From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/12/08 Message-Id: <4a9tlb$9sg@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii _ _ _ ____ __ | \ | | ___| |_ / ___| _ _ _ __ / _| ___ _ __ ___ | \| |/ _ \ __| \___ \| | | | '__| |_ / _ \ '__/ __| | |\ | __/ |_ ___) | |_| | | | _| __/ | \__ \ |_| \_|\___|\__| |____/ \__,_|_| |_| \___|_| |___/ == A S C I I == |") /"\ /"_ | | |_" ' (_" /"_ /| | | |_" |") \ / |"\ \_/ \_| |_| |__ ,_) \_| /"| |__ |__ |__ |"\ | Collected by Daniel C. Au == Version 2.1 == ____________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\____________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I\ | ___ | ~~````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ I: /'~~~~~~~\|/ | I \ | (__ | O f f i c i a l :I I: ,/' ____ `\ | I \| ___) |__ Net Surfer's License :I I: | ,,__/ '| \ | <-><-><-><-> exp. 6/98 <-><-><-><-> :I I:,|_./___ ___ | | | :I I: |-(__.)-(.__)`|,' |Name: Daniel C. Au :I I: (| ._. |) |Email: dcau@nwu.edu :I I: | | |School: Northwestern Univ Med School :I I: `\ `--' /' |Location: Chicago, Illinois :I I: |\______/| |Designation: 2nd Year Med Student :I I: |\________/| |Eye color: brown; Hair color: black :I I: \----------/ |URL: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau:I *____________________|_____________________________________* \%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/ ____________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\___________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I\ | ___ | ~~````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ || /'~~~~~~~\, | I \ | (__ | O f f i c i a l || || /' ____ /\ | I \| ___) |__ News Surfer's License|| || / _____/ '| \ | <-><-><-><-> exp. 6/98 <-><-><-><-> || || |_/ ~~\ /~~ \/ | || || | O O | |Name: Andrew Thomas || || (| : : |) |Email: andrew@natwide.co.uk|| || | `-' | |School: of hard knocks|| || \ ____ / |Position: anywhere he's allowed in|| || \ '----' / |Description:6 foot 2 and eyes of blue|| || |\______/| |Hair color: dark brown,cut by Sassoon|| || \________/ |URL: url? u got 2 b kidding|| || /'---<>---'\ |Newsgroup: the world|| \\__/____________\___|____________________________________// \%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/ ____________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\____________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1\ | ___ | ~~````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ 1: /'~~~~~~~~\ | 1 \ | (__ | O f f i c i a l :1 !: ,/'/__\____,. `\ | 1 \| ___) |__ News Surfer's License:! 1: | _)' \_____,\\_\ | -=-=-=-=-=-- exp. 6/98 -=-=-=-=-=- :1 !:,|/, ,,, ,,, \_L_\| :! 1:( ( . . ,'(|Name: Valkyrie :1 !: )) ) )|E-mail: valkyrie@earthlight.co.nz :! 1:( ( `-' ( ('|Occupation: Chooser of the slain :1 !: ))\ ___, ) ))|Designation: Viking Goddess :! 1:( ( \ `--' /( ( (|Eye color: Oceanic Blue :1 !: ) ))|\______/| )) )|Hair color: Flaxen Fair :! 1:( (( | |( (( |Location: Asgard :1 !: (,(,\________/,,),)|Newsgroup: alt.ascii-art :! *____________________|_____________________________________* \%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%%/ ____________________/X%X%X%X%X%X%X%X%X\__________________ //^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :\ | ___ | ^^````^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\\ #: /| .-----, |\ | : \ | (__ | O f f i c i a l :# #: \ \/ \/ / | : \| ___) |__ News Surfer's License:# #: \|_________|/ | =-=-=-=-=-=- exp. 6/98 -=-=-=-=-=- :# #: |-0-0-0-0-0-| | :# #: ()))__, ,__((() |Name: Thor :# #: )))'o' 'o'((( |E-mail: thor@earthlight.co.nz :# #: (( , , )) |Occupation: MaHEm Creator :# #: | `-' | |Designation: God of Thunder :# #: : //;;;\\ ; |Eye color: Stoney Blue :# #: \ ;'`-'';,/ |Hair color: The hue of dark ale :# #: \';;;;;'/ |Location: Asgard :# #: | | |Newsgroup: alt.culture.net-viking :# \#____________________|_____________________________________#/ \X%X%X%X%X%X%X%X%X%X%X%X%X/ ____________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\___________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /---\ ---\ ~~````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ I: /'~~~~~~~\|/ | | |--/ O f f i c i a l :I I: ,/' ____ `\ | \___/ | Cruiser Passport :I I: | ,,__/ '| \ | <-><-><-><-> exp. 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Assistant :1 !: \ .___, / |Type: Class D Cyborg :! 1: \ / |Eye color: brown/electric :1 !: |\______/| |Hair color: brown :! 1: | | |Location: Wellington, New Zealand :1 !: \________/ |Newsgroup: alt.ascii-art,*anime* :! *____________________|_____________________________________* \%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*/ ____________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\____________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I\ | ___ | ~~````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ I: /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ | I \ | (__ | O f f i c i a l :I I: | ## . | | I \| ___) |__ Net Surfer's License :I I: | # /'| | | <-><-><-><-> exp. 5/97 <-><-><-><-> :I I: | /' | | |Name: Yosef A. 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Lamb :I I: | / / \ | \ |Email: balamb@gnn.com :I I: / | '-' | | |School: Life :I I: /.|\ '-----' /' \ |Location: Seattle, Wa :I I: / ' '\______/' | \ |Designation: InterNet Bum :I I:/ /_|\|______|/|___\|Eye color: hazel; Hair color: brown :I I:/ |\ \______/ / \| :I *____________________|_____________________________________* \%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/ ____________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\____________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ N\ N ___ | ~~````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ I: | N \ N (__ | O f f i c i a l :I I: /,",",",\ | N \N ___) |__ Net Surfer's License :I I: | | | --<-><-><-> EXP: 8/2010 <-><-><->--:I I: { * * } |Name: Lorne Maxwell Hansen :I I: | + | |Age: 21 :I I: | -===- | |Email: 34lmh@but.auc.dk :I I: \_____/ |Eye colour: Green :I I: i i |Hair colour: Black :I I:_____/ \_____ |School: Aalborg universtiy :I I: \_______/ |Location: Denmark :I I: + |Hobbies: comics, music, martial arts :I I: + |Sign: Leo :I *_________+__________|_____________________________________* \%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/ ____________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\____________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I I\ | __ | ~~````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ I: .,,,,,. | I \ | (__ | O f f i c ia l :| |: (//\\\\\) | I \| ___) |__ Net Surfer's License :I I: (//' `\\\\) | <-><-><-><-> exp.14/11/05<-><-><-><-> :| I: (|' o o `|)) |Name: Annelie Maria Holm :| |: (| c `j) |Age: 23 |Height: 178 cm :I I: (\.`--'./)) |Hair: Blond |Eye Colour: Blue :| |: (( | | )) |Live: Stockholm, Sweden :I |: ,--"" \ / ""--. |Work:Yes :| |: / \ / \|E-mail: annelie_holm@media.lrf.se :I \\/__/______\/______\__\______________________________________// \%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/ ___________________/%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%\____________________ //::::::::::::::::::::\ | \| ( _\ | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ I:::::::nnnnnnnnn:::::| | |\ \| |_ O F F I C I A L :I I:::::nHHHHHHHHHHHh:::| |_|\_\___)___| Net Surfer's License :I I::::|~ ~ ~HHH:::| X-X-X-X-X-X- exp. 1/0 -X-X-X-X-X-X :I I::: |-==. .==-. HH ::| :I I:: \<_o> <_o> ~c) :| Name : Al Tinsley, BSc :I I:: / / _/ :| Alias: Dr. Stein :I I::. |/(..) \ ' .:| Email: alt@hangar18.demon.co.uk :I I:::.| .____. ) / .::| Eyes : Blue :I I:::::\ .|.::::| Hair : Brown :I I::::::\:___.-' |:::::| Desc.: Guitar playing, Amiga owning,:I I:::::/\ /\::::| beer drinking, job hunting, :I InHHHHn `.___.-' nHHHn| ASCII artist & Welsh Bloke. :I \\HHHHHHn__V___nHHHHHH/_____________________________________// \%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/ ______________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\_____________________ /|POET|POETRY|POETENCY|POETENCY|POETENCY|POETENCY|POETRY|POET|\\ P ___/:I O |") /"\ |_" "|" | /"' | | /"' |_" |\| (_' |_" ___/ :I E |" \_/ |__ | | \_, |__ | \_, |__ | | ,_) |_,__/ :I T IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROVISIONS OF THE ___/ :I R POETIC JUSTIC ACT ___/ NUMBER: :I Y _________________/ 422-902-510 :I P CREATIVE INTELLIGENCE /VOID WHEN USED FOR\ POSITION: :I O AGENCY ___/ \____MEDIOCRITY____/ Poetician :I E ___/ | :I T _/ | I\ | ___ I <-><-> exp. 6/98 <-><-> :I R PEOPLES REPUBLIC | I \ | (__ I O f f i c i a l :I Y ___OF POETRY | I \| ___) I__ Net Surfer's License :I */__________________|_________________________________________* \%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Chef_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 144 of 158 Subject: Line: Chefs (diddles) From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/04/30 Message-Id: <3o1kq3$g55@gagme.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@gagme.wwa.com Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii In his kitchen of kookiness, wrote: > .-----. .-----. > `. ,.' CHEF A LA GOATEE `. ,.' CHEF > |___| by beitsu |___| by beitsu > :o o: :- -: > _`.-.'_ _`.-.'_ >/' ^ `\ /' ~ `\ Here's my diddles and additions on them, and please, pardonnez mon poor francais...it's been a while. ;) .--,--. `. ,.' CHEF A LA GOATEE |___| by beitsu :o o: AVEC MOUSTACHE _`~^~'_ by dcau /' ^ `\ .--,--. `. ,.' |___| :o o: O LE GOURMAND A TRAVAILLE _`~^~'_ | by dcau /' ^ `\=) .' _______ '~| `(<=| |= /' | | |_____| ~~~~~~~ ===== ~~~~~~~~ -- ,.uuum.. z' , $b .dP""```"#s x" ,8P' $f Daniel C. Au ; ? `@f . . f . R :$ ' X #M d9b U8 < :$f R , tM M ;f M `8 $5. $ XM R.d' MR Northwestern University M f; X ,oR 'f`$L:M @ E` Q; Medical School @ .f' :RP' $b X "NXF R R , @' t .=' $' ?X M "$$ 'f N.d' W Chicago, Illinois kux~ d$ `E " ` `~ ' :R .. z" "' ' '$o*"' ;" URL: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Snakeman.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 62 of 158 Subject: Answer/Line: Pic of half man/snake From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/12/08 Message-Id: <4a9tbp$85q@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Slithering along, R.Downing wrote: > >I'm no good at ascii art so i thought i'd ask some one here... >could you create a half man/snake for me i.e. top half man bottom half snake >in any size but .sig size is preferred (or even a snake headed man) > This request seemed like an interesting challenge, so right now while on one of my study breaks, I came up with this: ___ ,-----, /\| |/\ Just something I put together quickly, |-- \_/ --| the snake man with a hood, reminiscent of .-----/ \-----. a cobra, and his leathery underbelly / , . . , \ along the ground...no face since I wasn't / /`| | |'\, \ sure how he should look. Hands on the `\ \ \- | -/ /`/' side because he doesn't know what else to `\\_)`-- --'(_// do at the moment...*grin* |_|`-- --'|_| _______ (you can use this space for sig info) ,'`- -'`.,-' `-. |\--------/|| `-. _,------. |\---------/`| .--. `----' ___--.`--. |\---------/\. ." `. ,' `---' ``-._______.-' `-._______.-' dcau 12/6/95 Hope if fits what you're looking for. If you use it, please keep my initials around somewhere. Anyone add any improvements? -- Daniel ______________________________________________________________________ /',(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_,`\ ,'~/ ____ \~', |~| ( ^_~) |~\ /| |\| | |_~ | /~` /| | | |~| |~| | | |_/ /~| | | | |__ |__ \_,. /~| |_| NU Medical School |~| |~`\___;~| ______________________________________________________________/'~; `\_)_)_/'/~)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)/' `\~\ )~) == http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau == \/ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/dcau/Television_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 142 of 158 Subject: Line: TVs (was "Help a programmer") From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) Date: 1995/05/08 Message-Id: <3om7b3$kls@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com References: <3ok3gd$h78@miso.wwa.com> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Keywords: TV, programmer, turbo-Vision Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii,alt.ascii-Art Newsflash! This just in...Solomonovich Oz wrote: > > I am in currently writing a FAQ for the Turbo-Vision (TV) group (thats >comp.os.msdos.programmer.turbovision). I am looking for a medium / small >TV picture for the FAQ. If there is anyone willing to draw a TV for me, >(and assuming I use it), I will gladly mention their name in the FAQ. > Here are two I just made in reply to your request. The one on the left actually looks like the TV that's sitting in my room. The one on the right is an older model with the two knobs (mine is remote controlled :). The antennae are removable, and as long as you have my name somewhere, you can remove the initials at the bottom. Hope it suits your purpose...The tv can be reduced in size by removing a line and then reducing width to keep proportion. O O \\ // \\ // /\ o \\ // o /_ /~~/ /~~~~~\ \ /\/ ,-------------------, \ / | ,---------------, | \ / | | | | ,------------------, | | Turbo-Vision! | | | ,------------, | | | (TV) | | | |The | O | | | | | | | |~~ /| /~\ | O | | |_______________| | | | |~~/~| \_X |...| |___________________| | |____________|I#I| |_______________dcau| |______________dcau| If included, please send me a copy of the FAQ :) -- Daniel 8 ,,, ,,, . 8 ;" ^; ;' ", ----' oPYo8 oPYo. oPYo. 8 8 ; s$$$$$$$s ; ; ; ; 8 8 8 ' oooo8 8 8 , ss$$$$$$$$$$s ,' `-`-' 8 8 8 . 8 8 8 8 ;s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ - --- `YooP' `YooP' `YooP8 `YooP' $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ,---- :::::::....:::....:::.....::....:::::::: $$$$P""Y$$$Y""W$$$$$ `---- :::::::::::: :::::::::::: $$$$ p"$$$"q $$$$$ ,--:- Northwestern University Medical School $$$$ .$$$$$. $$$$ `--;- 850 N. Lake Shore Drive #1438 $$DcaU$$$$$$$$$$ ,---. Chicago, Illinois 60611 "Y$$$"*"$$$Y" aka :---; URL: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau "$b.$$" Panda """ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Jorn/Hedgehog_Humor.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 7 of 12 Subject: Line: Hedgehog humor! (Fwd: [alt.fan.pratchett.announce] ANNOUNCE: The Hedgehog Files) From: jorn@mcs.com (Jorn Barger) Date: 1995/12/14 Message-Id: <4apvj5$etc@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com References: <4anp3k$dvb@harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au> Organization: The Responsible Party Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii In article <4anp3k$dvb@harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au>, Martin Schroeder wrote: From: Robert Collier Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett.announce,alt.fan.pratchett Subject: ANNOUNCE: The Hedgehog Files (a.f.p.a moderator's note: Some may consider this to be of dubious relevance to AFPA, but it's a fine documentation of a little bit of AFP lore, to be cherished in perpetuity, and thereafter... But hey, enough of my yakkin'. Enjoy.. -Mike) In the dim and distant past (1994) Jimmy Brokaw discovered the common hedgehog's and decided to bring them to the common folk, recently a few people have joined him... Yes, this is the AFP Hedghog Signature Collection (46562 lines of afp later...) The original hedgehog signature - -- \\\\\ -------->jimmy@juggler.demon.co.uk<----------- \\\\\\\__o Bringing hedgehogs to the common folk since 1994. ____\\\\\\\'/___________________________________________________ Then there were two when Daniel became the first apostle - -- \\\\\ Daniel Smart.[+44 (171) 538 8421][dan@F1.telekurs.ch] \\\\\\\__o dan@hegemon.demon.co.uk "echo f 0:0 FFFF 0 | debug" ____\\\\\\\'/__"If you've got a problem - stuff a worm in it" - Berk. Worship Jimmy Brokaw. Join us & bring Hedgehogs to the Common Folk. Others rushed to follow but just could not get the details right... \\\\\ E-mail David@zeras.demon.co.uk \\\\\\\__. The trouble with doing something right the first time is ____\\\\\\\'/___is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. And some are just plane disgusting - -- \\\\\ ----->bastian@enterprise.mathematik.uni-essen.de<-------- \\\\\\\__o Bringing buggery to the common hedgehog since 1994. ____.\\\\\\o__________________________________________________________ Lies! Lies! You known the ejog can't be buggered. Here is the proof: \\\\\ ///// \\\\\\\__o .__/////// __\\\\\\\'/_____\'///////___ \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\\\__o \\\\\\\__. __\\\\\\\'/_____\\\\\\\'/___ \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\\\__o\\\\\\\__. ___\\\\\\\'/_\\\\\\\'/______ \\\__o *OUCH!* \\\\\+/\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\__. ____\\\\\\_\\\\\\\'/________ Emmet brings his own unique outlook to hedghogs with these two signatures... - -- ## \\\\\ ### -------->eaobrien@ebi.ac.uk<------------------------- \\\\\\\__o_# Bringing cannabis to the common hedgehog since 1994. ____\\\\\\\'/_________________________________________________________________ - -- /////// //////// -------->eaobrien@ebi.ac.uk<------------------------------- ///////__o Bringing the Leningrad Cowboys look to Jimmy's .sig since 12:2 ____///////'/_________________________________________________________________ I say I say I say, 5 hedghogs crossed the road... \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\\\__o \\\\\\\__o \\\\\\\__o \\\\\\\__o \\\\\\\__o _\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/_ Introducing traffic jams to the common hedgehog since 1995. ...and one got squashed - -- -------->alan@doughnut.demon.co.uk<----------------- Bringing squashed hedgehogs to British roads since 1994. ____\\\\=====/////____________________________________________________ Luckily they reproduce quickly David Zeraschi - -- \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\__. \\\\__. \\\\__. \\\\\\\__. \\\\\\\__o ___\\\\'/___\\\\'/___\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___ Introducing families to the common hedgehog since 1995 Then there's the special breeds category The mexican hairless: - -- ,,,,, Don't forget to shave your hedgehog ,,,,,,,__o before buggering it! ___,,,,,,,'/_________________________________________ CyberCat The sausage hedghog: \\\\\\\__o Hedgehachsund. ____\\\\\\\'/___________________________________________________ The raceing hedghog - -- Toby Haynes - --- - ----- \\\\\ Hedgehogs on Speed Somewhere in Cambridge - - - -- ---- \\\\\\\__o Bringing Hedgehogs to - - --- ------- \\\\\\\'/ the common folk! For further information on this .sig, please contact AFP for enlightenment. The hoghedg (I mad owner, goes by the name of Dali) \/\ \\\\\\/`' Surrealism, hedgehog. Hedgehog, surrealism \ //\\/watha@anorankh.demon.co.uk<----------- . \\\\\\\__o Fleaing the country since time immemorial. ____\\\\\\\'/__________________________________________________ Which can be got rid of by giving the hedghog a bath. - -- John aka Greebo @@@@@ Hilda Hedgehog @@@@@@@__o with her curlers in ___@@@@@@@'/_________________________________________ And then their's your collection of student hedghogs - -- John aka Greebo \ \ \ /\/\\ \\\\\ \\\\\\\__o ///\\\\__o \\\\\\\__o \\\\\__o __\\\\\\\`/u___////\\\\'/_____\\\\\\\;/_____\\\\\\~/__ "Cars are "Cat food "Brilliant!" "C'mon Guys!" complete rights & bastards!" peace!" The Young Ones - The hedgehog years. Feel free to add your own, I'll add any more I see in afp and stick the file on the archives. ===end of quoted text j [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Jorn/Circle.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 6 of 12 Subject: Line-Talk: Circular Fun From: jorn@mcs.com (Jorn Barger) Date: 1996/02/12 Message-Id: <4fo12b$4ub@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com References: <4fjqbj$73r@miso.wwa.com> Organization: The Responsible Party Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii In article <4fjqbj$73r@miso.wwa.com>, Normand Veilleux wrote: [...] >I extracted this nice looking circle from someone's animation a while >back. Unfortunately I did not keep the credit: > > ,gm"mg, > JP Yh > O O > Yg jP > "YbmdY" I believe that would be me...! :^/ j -==--- . hypertext theory : artificial intelligence : finnegans wake . _+m"m+_"+_ lynx http://www.mcs.net/~jorn/ ! Jp Jp qh qh best-of news:alt.music.category-freak ! O O O O ftp://ftp.mcs.com/mcsnet.users/jorn/ Yb Yb dY dY ...do you ever feel your mind has started to erode? "Y_ "Y5m2Y" " no. [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Jorn/Map_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 1 of 12 Subject: Line: USA, World map (new), Ireland From: jorn@mcs.com (Jorn Barger) Date: 1996/05/11 Message-Id: <4n1lif$hbp@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: The Responsible Party Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii,alt.ascii-Art I found this improved version of my worldmap in my files, that seems not to have propagated as well as the rougher draft: ,_ . ._. _. . _ , . , _-\','|~\~~ ~~ ~~/ ;-'-' ~-', ,;_;_, ~~- /~~-\_/-'~'--' \~~| \,/' _-| / / |_/~-/-/~~ ~~--~~~~'---_ / ,/'-/~ '\./ ' , '|,'|~ ' ._/-, /~~ ~/-'~\_, '-,| '|. ' ,\ /'~ / /_ /~ .-~ '| '',\~|\ _\~ ,_ . . /| '\ /'~ |_/~\\,-,~' \ " ,_,/ | | / . _-~'\_ _~| \ ) / \ __-\ ./ ~ |\ \_ / ~ ., '\ |, ~-_ . | \\_' ~| /~\ \~ , ~-_' ; \ '-, \,' /\/ | '\_,~'\_ \_ _, /' ' |, /|' / \_ ~ | / \ ~'; -,_. | ~\ | | , '-_, ,; ~ ~\ \, / \ / /| ,-, , -, | ,/ | |' |/ ,- ~ \ '. ,| ,/ \ ,/ \ | / | ~ -~~-, / _ | ,-' ~ / / ,' ~ ',| ~ ~' While I'm at it, here's the rest of my maps. Ireland: __ __---_ ,-~~~ ~\/ ~\ ,_/ | /,_ / _ _/ ~\ /~~ ~\/~-_| / \ /~ \ _ _\/ ,' | /~ \ \ | '~|__- / oo ,/~ \ | / / | /___/~ | / / ,--~ | /--- __|_-_/ ,-~ ,-~ \_-~/ \ /~ ,-~/= _/~ --~/_-_-/~'~ The USA without state names: ,__ _, \~\| ~~---___ , | \ | / | ~~~~~~~|~~~~~| ~~---, _/, > /~-_--__| | | \ / ~\~~/ /~| ||,' | / \ |------| { / /~) __- ',|_\, / | |~~~~~~~~| \ \ | | '~\ |_____,|~,-' |~~--__ | | |____ |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-' {,~ | | ~~~|~~| | ~~\ / `-' |`~ |~_____{/ | | | '---------, \----| | | ,' ~/~\,|` ', \ | | |~~~~~~~| \ | ,'~~\ / | | \ | | | | \_-~ /`~___--\ ', \ ,-----|-------+-------'_____/__----~~/ / '_ '\| | |~~~| | | _/-,~~-,/ \ | | | |_ | /~~|~~\ \,/ ~~~-' | | `~~~\___| | | / '-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'---~\ `~'~ \ | `--,~~~~-~~, \ \/~\ /~~~`---` | \ \ / \ | \ | '\' `~' The world with some named locations: ,_ . ._. _. . _ , . , _-\','|~\~~ ~~ ~~/ ;-'-' ~-', ,;_;_, ~~- /~~-\_/-'~'--' \~~| \,/' _-| Scand/ / |_/~-/-/~~ ~~--~~~~'---_ / AK ,/'-/~ '\./ ' , '|,'|~ ' ._/-, /~~ ~/-'~\_, Canada'-,| '|. ' UK,\ /'~ Russia / /_ /~ .-~ '| '',\~|\ _\~Euro ,_ . . /| '\ /'~ |_/~\\,-,~' \ " ,_,/ | | USA / . _-~'\_ _~|Mideast China\ ) /Japan \ __-\ ./ ~ |\ \_ India / ~ ., Mex'\ |, ~-_ . | \\_' ~| /~\SE\~ , Hawaii ~-_' ;Carib \ Africa '-, \,' /\/ | '\_,~'\_ \_ _, /' ' |, /|' Oceania / \_ ~ | / \ ~'; -,_. | South ~\ | | , '-_, ,; ~ ~\ \, Amer / \ / /| ,-, , -, | ,/ | |' |/ ,- ~ \ '. ,| ,/ \ ,/ \Austral| / | ~ -~~-, / _ | ,-' ~ / / ,' ~ ',| ~ ~' The USA with state names: ,__ _, \~\| ~~---___ , | \ | Wash./ | ~~~~~~~|~~~~~| ~~---, VT_/,ME> /~-_--__| | Montana |N Dak\ Minn/ ~\~~/Mich. /~| ||,' |Oregon / \ |------| { WI / /~) __-NY',|_\,NH / |Ida.|~~~~~~~~|S Dak.\ \ | | '~\ |_____,|~,-'Mass. |~~--__ | | Wyoming|____ |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-'Penn.{,~Conn. | | ~~~|~~| | ~~\ Iowa/ `-' |`~ |~_____{/NJ | | | '---------, Nebr.\----| IL|IN|OH,' ~/~\,|`MD ', \ Nev.|Utah| Colo. |~~~~~~~| \ | ,'~~\WV/ VA | |Cal\ | | | Kansas| MO \_-~ KY /`~___--\ ', \ ,-----|-------+-------'_____/__----~~/N Car./ '_ '\| | |~~~|Okla.| | Tenn._/-,~~-,/ \ |Ariz.| New | |_ |Ark./~~|~~\ \,/S Car. ~~~-' | Mex. | `~~~\___|MS |AL | GA / '-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'---~\ `~'~ \ Texas |LA`--,~~~~-~~,FL\ \/~\ /~~~`---` | \ \ / \ | \ | '\' `~' -jorn The USA turned upsidedown: ._, .\. | \ | \ / \ \ | ,---,___/ \_/\ \ '__-____'--, | \ _._, \_---.-' | / | |~~~~~ | ~'-. / | | |~~~\___, | | .-___ /'\ \__|__/ | ~| | | | \ /'-__'-/~ | | |___| | |\. ~. / /__----~~/~~~~~.-------+-------|-----' \ '. \--~~~_,/ _-~\ | | | | \ | | / \__.' | \ |_______| | | \ '. ,|'\_/_ .' | | |----\ '---------. | | | /}~~~~~_| _,| .-, / \__ | |__|___ | | _'} .-~/ ~~| |--|_____| ~~~~| | | ~~--__| .-'_|'~~~~~| \_. | | \ \ |________| | / '\~|'. -~~ (_/ / } |------| \ / | .'|| |_/ /__\_ / \ | | |~~--~-_/ < '/~ '---__ |_____|_______ | / | \ | ' ~~~---__ |\_\ '~ ~~' The USA turned upsidedown, with major cities: ._, .\. | \ Miami* \ New Orleans / \ \ | *---,_*Houston \_/\ \ '__-____'--, | \ _._, \_---.-' | / | Dallas |~~~~~ | ~'-. Atlanta | | |~~~\_*_, | | .-___ /'\ * \__|__/ | ~| | | | *Los Angeles /'-__'-/~ *Memphis |___| *Santa Fe |\. ~. / /__----~~/~~~~~.-------+-------|-----' \ '. \--~~~_,/ _-~\ | | | | \ *San Fran. |DC / \__.' | *StL *KC_____| *Denver |Reno*\ '. ,|'*_/_ .' | | |----\ '---------. | | | /}~~~~~_| _,| .-*Chicago \__ | |__|___ | | NYC'} .-~/ ~~| |--|_____| ~~~~| | | ~~--__| .-'_*'~~~~~| \_. | | \ \ |________| | / Boston*~|'. -~~ (_/ / *Mnpls-----| \ / | .'|| |_/ /__\_ / \ | | |~~--~*Portland < '/~ '---__ |_____|_______ | / | \ | ' ~~~---__ *\_\ '~ ~~'Seattle The cities of the Mediterranean mapped onto the USA, for size comparison: ,__ _, \~\|: ~~---___ , | \ |::: / | *Lyon~~~|~~~~~| *Zagreb _/, > /~-_--*Bordeaux | *Venice / ~\~~/ /~| ||,' | / \ *Marseille---| *Belgrade/~) __*Yalta_\, / | |~~~~~~~~| :\ \ |:|:'~\ |_____,|~,-' |~~--__ | |::::::::|__ :|~~~~~*Sofia__:/_-':::::{,~ | | ~~~|~~|::: ::::| *Rome\:: / `*Istanbul_____{/ | | | *Barcelona-,: :\----| ::| | ,'*Ankara` ', \*Madrid:::|: :::::|~~~~~~~|:::*Athens'~~\ / | | \ |::::|:::::::|:: |:::::\_-~::::/`~___--\ ', \ ,-----|--*Tunis-------'_____/__----~~/:: / '_ '\| *Algiers|~~~|:::::|::::|::::::_/-,~~*Beirut \*Gibraltar| | *Tripoli:::/~~|~~\::::\,*Jerusalem ~~~-' | | `~~~\___| | *Alexandria '-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'-*Cairo `~'~ \ | `--,~~~~-~~, \ \/~\ /~~~`---` | \ \ / *Luxor \ | '\' `~ Please re-use these, and mess with them as you like. Attribution is nice, but I'm not uptight about it... j -==--- ... i loved you, so i drew these tides of men into my hands... _+m"m+_"+_ lynx http://www.mcs.net/~jorn/ ! Jp Jp qh qh best-of news:alt.music.category-freak ! O O O O ftp://ftp.mcs.com/mcsnet.users/jorn/ Yb Yb dY dY ...and wrote my will across the sky in stars. --R.Graves "Y_ "Y5m2Y" " [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Jorn/Map_of_USA_with_Med_Cities.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 4 of 12 Subject: LINE: USA/Mediterranean map From: jorn@mcs.com (Jorn Barger) Date: 1996/05/01 Message-Id: <4m6t3n$fpn@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: The Responsible Party Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii,alt.ascii-Art I was trying to visualize distances around the Mediterranean Sea, and looking at a map realized that they're pretty comparable to mainland USA distances... so I built this little overlap-map: ,__ _, \~\| ~~---___ , | \ | / | ~~~~~~~|~~~~~| ~~---, _/, > /~-_--__| | | *Venice / ~\~~/ /~| ||,' | / \ |------| { / /~) __- ',|_\, / | |~~~~~~~~| \ \ | | '~\ |_____,|~,-' |~~--__ | | |__ |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-' {,~ | | ~~~|~~| | *Rome\ / `*Istanbul_____{/ | | | *Barcelona-, \----| | | ,' ~/~\,|` ', \*Madrid | |~~~~~~~| *Athens'~~\ / | | \ | | | | \_-~ /`~___--\ ', \ ,-----|--*Tunis-------'_____/__----~~/ / '_ '\| | |~~~| | | _/-,~~*Beirut \*Gibraltar| | |_ | /~~|~~\ \,*Jerusalem ~~~-' | | `~~~\___| | *Alexandria '-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'-*Cairo `~'~ \ | `--,~~~~-~~, \ \/~\ /~~~`---` | \ \ / *Luxor \ | '\' `~ The Mediterranean labels are shifted north, latitude-wise, but for visualizing distances and relative positions they should be pretty close. And, of course, to get from Beirut to Istanbul *by land* you'd have to go up around DC... j -==--- ... i loved you, so i drew these tides of men into my hands... _+m"m+_"+_ lynx http://www.mcs.net/~jorn/ ! Jp Jp qh qh best-of news:alt.music.category-freak ! O O O O ftp://ftp.mcs.com/mcsnet.users/jorn/ Yb Yb dY dY ...and wrote my will across the sky in stars. --R.Graves "Y_ "Y5m2Y" " [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Jorn/Map_of_World.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 9 of 12 Subject: LINE: NEW World map From: jorn@mcs.com (Jorn Barger) Date: 1995/12/10 Message-Id: <4aelo5$q0f@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: The Responsible Party Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii,alt.ascii-Art Here's the latest revision of my world map. ,_ . ._. _. . , _-\','|~\~ ~/ ;-'_ _-' ,;_;_, ~~- /~~-\_/-'~'--' \~~| ', ,' / / ~|-_\_/~/~~ ~~--~~~~'---_ / ,/'-/~ '\ ,' _ , '|,'|~ ._/-, /~~ ~/-'~\_, '-,| '|. ' ~ ,\ /'~ / /_ /~ .-~ '| '',\~|\ _\~ ,_ , /| '\ /'~ |_/~\\,-,~ \ " ,_,/ | | / ._-~'\_ _~| \ ) / \ __-\ '/ ~ |\ \_ / ~ ., '\ |, ~-_ - | \\_' ~| /~\ \~ , ~-_' _; '\ '-, \,' /\/ | '\_,~'\_ \_ _, /' ' |, /|' / \_ ~ | / \ ~'; -,_. | ~\ | | , '-_, ,; ~ ~\ \, / \ / /| ,-, , -, | ,/ | |' |/ ,- ~ \ '. ,| ,/ \ ,/ \ | / | ~ -~~-, / _ | ,-' ~ / / ,' ~ ',| ~ ~' Corrections are welcome... j -==--- . hypertext theory : artificial intelligence : finnegans wake . _+m"m+_"+_ lynx http://www.mcs.net/~jorn/ ! Jp Jp qh qh ftp://ftp.mcs.net/mcsnet.users/jorn/ O O O O news:alt.music.category-freak Yb Yb dY dY ...do you ever feel your mind has started to erode? "Y_ "Y5m2Y" " no. [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/Cleveland_Indians.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 37 of 37 Subject: Talk-Line: Cleveland Indians. Chief Wahoo is here!! From: bodom@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) Date: 1996/02/14 Message-Id: <4ft83g$mtl@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii,rec.sport.baseball,alt.sports.baseball.cleve-Indians ok, sure spring training isn't upon us yet, but here is a baseball ascii that true cleveland fans can enjoy. sure, the browns have left, but cleveland still has the indians. there has been a demand for this ascii to be created so i went ahead and did it. (no autographs, please). i have 3 versions. i couldn't decide on how i wanted to color his hair. the first one, i used a more "anti-alias" style and wanted to color his hair based on the shapes of the characters (like the way i did his eyes). i think it sucks, but you can be the judge. the second version, i did his hair in a true line fashion, but it has no color to it. on the third version, i did it with a line stlye, but added some filler to it to give it color and thickness. i like the 3rd one best. of course, this is me just being very picky and particular. i'll shut up now. here are the asciis... version 1: _-`. ,-"` |-`. | | _-| |\ | _-| | \\| | | `| _-| | | _-| | | | ,aaaannnnnnnna..'.-| .annnnnnnnnnbonnnnb | /\ /"\ `nnnnnbJ //\\------/ /\\. `\Jnn; // \ / \ `. `.n; // dP; / ,\ ` .\d.-. ,-'' --^,' /__ d#\ Y;/ | | _ Y "-^;#\ `i / `. \"-.; ) `. \\ | `--""""""""""""`. | `:. | | | | | | _/ `:. | | | ' ,'_,-' `:-._ _.-',' `--_"""""_.-' """"" version 2: _-`. ,-"` |-`. | | _-| |\ | _-| | \\| | | `| _-| | | _-| | | | ,-----------;...'.-| ,;___________ \ | /\ /"\ ` . | //\\------/ /\\. `\ | // \ / \ `. `. | // dP; / ,\ ` .\|.-. ,-'' --^,' /__ d#\ |;/ | | _ Y "-^;#\ `i / `. \"-.; ) `. \\ | `--""""""""""""`. | `:. | | | | | | _/ `:. | | | ' ,'_,-' `:-._ _.-',' `--_"""""_.-' """"" version 3: _-`. ,-"` |-`. | | _-| |\ | _-| | \\| | | `| _-| | | _-| | | | ,===========;...'.-| ,;||||||||||||||||\ | /\""""""""/"\"`-.|||| //\\------/ /\\. `\|||| // \ / \ `. `.|| // dP; / ,\ ` .\|.-. ,-'' --^,' /__ d#\ |;/ | | _ Y "-^;#\ `i / `. \"-.; ) `. \\ | `--""""""""""""`. | `:. | | | | | | _/ `:. | | | ' ,'_,-' `:-._ _.-',' `--_"""""_.-' """"" -- brian odom us reg. pat. pend. before viewing ascii, please consult your physician no added flavors or preservatives some assembly is required [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/Sub_Zero.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 19 of 37 Subject: Re: Sub-Zero Wanted! From: bodom@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) Date: 1996/02/05 Message-Id: <4f5j71$o9t@piano.cs.indiana.edu> References: <540893@450.chatlink.com> Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Barkada@sys450.chatlink.com writes: >True. If you do get one, send a copy my way, too. > Much grass -- Barkada... you mean sub-zero from mortal kombat? i have a sub-zero from mk2 (i refuse to draw sub-zero from mk3. too dorky!) he needs his head fixed up a bit. it's quite ugly. /|||, | / {##} { } {##} | | | | ___ | | ,""""". | | :-^-^-: | `. |-----| |.dP| >&.__/ |" \"-.|####|. | |---|######"-._ | |---\#####/----`"-._ ;,|----|####|--------/ \#|-----\###/-------/ \#|----|###|------;\ #|-----\##|------| | `|-----`##;-----;\ \ `\___--|/-----/ | | J__---Y_____/ \ \ |#"",--"--.-"| |_-# |###|-----|##| &&% |###|-----|###| `>&b |####|-----|###| ,-Vb |###|------|####| \\ |###|------|####| |###|------|####| |###|_____|#####| ,---_/ `_--"'| _----_ `-__-- ,-__-' `-___| |---/ \---| |--| |--| |--| |--| |-| |-| Y#b M#b. ,dM$P `#$%&b. -bodom- <&&?P `""' -- brian odom [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/Portland_Trailblazers.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 24 of 37 Subject: Line: NBA Logos: Portland Trail Blazers From: "brian odom" Date: 1996/01/18 Message-Id: <4dlpce$9o1@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii i kept putting this ascii off for some strange reason. anyways, i've done with it now, and it came out better than i thought it would. can the blazers return to the days of glory with the big man arvydas sabonis and the hot 3-pt shooting of uncle cliffy? who knows. ,--,--,--,--, ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,'`. ____ ___ __ ____ ____ ____ ____ / ,' ,' ,' ,'.`. \ | `. | | | | |__ | | __| | \ / \ | , / ,' ,'`. \ \ | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | | ||_| | | | | ,'"`. | | | | | || | | | | | | | | |__ | ' / | | | | | | `._.' | | | | | < | | | ,; | | | | __| | \ \ \ | \ \ `.,' .' / ' | | || | | | | LJ | | | | | | . | \ \ \ `.`,' ,' ,' ,' / | || | | | | __ | | | | | | | | _ | | `.,' ,' ,' ,' ,' | || | | |__ | || | | |__ | |__ | | | | || | ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' |___-' |____| |__||__| |____| |____| |__|__\ \____/ ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' '--'--'--'--' -bodom- -- brian odom [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/NBA_Logo_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 8 of 37 Subject: LINE-TALK: ---> COMPLETE COLLECTION of ascii NBA Logos <--- From: bodom@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) Date: 1996/05/23 Message-Id: <4o22uq$2k6@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii,rec.sport.basketball.pro well, i never thought i would get this far. i actually asciified all 29 nba teams. now i have to deal with the new logos for next year. what started out with a few asciis, but i got crazy with it and actually did every team. so now you can woof for your favorite team. even though you can use the art for a sig, it wasn't intended as such. i find them quite big for a sig, but it's all up to you what you want to do. maybe www.nba.com can use these for lynx users, i don't know. i just tried to make these asciis as small as possible while retaining as much detail as i possibly could. sure, they took a long time to do, but it's fun and i've learned quite a few new techniques along the way for improving my ascii art abilities. i suppose the only thing left to do is to do the official logo of the nba. i may get to that one next. so here they are: note: this post is also being crossposted to rec.sport.basketball.pro. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Here is the NBA Logos collection so far. All teams are here now. If you plan to use this, please include credits. All artwork hand drawn by Brian Odom. Feel free to send comments and suggestions to (btodom@sep.com) - Teams are listed in alphabetical order by city ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Atlanta Hawks (1) __ ______ __ __ _____ __ __ __ __ __ __ _ __ _ __ . _\\ '||'|| \\ |\\|'||' _\\ ||_|| _\\ \\|\\| ||,' ((_' , /\ /"`\\ || ||_./"`\\| \\ || /"`\\ ||"|| /"`\\ \| \| ||\\ ._)) /\ _|H/`; """" """' "" " ""' _______"" ""' "" " " "" "" ""','\H|_ _\HH| `-._ ,'\_ _/`. _.-' |HH/_ _\HH\ ||".--.-....________,'/(v,-.v)\`.________....-,--,"HH /HH/_ _\Hb\. ?b ?HHb ?b_ `-.HH| _/_|_\_ |HH,-' _dP dHHP dP ,/dH/_ `?.HH`._ ` `oHb `H. \H\ \ V / //H/ ,H' dHo' ' _,'HH,P' `?.HHH`o._ ``-..__ |H\_ `-'.;'H| __,,-'' _,o'HHH,P' `?.HHHH`o.__ ,'H/ T'HH ?`. __,o'HHHH,P' `?HHHHHHH"o.___ _,odHH| V |H^HH HHbo._ ___,o"HHHHHHH-' `?.HHHHHHHHbiooooidHHHHHH| |HHHH HHHHHHbiooooidHHHHHHHH,P' `"?HHHHHHHHHHHHHHP' |H| \|HHH d| `?HHHHHHHHHHHHHHP"' "'""""" X_}___{_X """""`" ,\}.(" | ").{/. (/' `\. | ,/' `\) '\ ` | ' ,/` { }| ``. | ,' |{ } ,iH|-._ \ | / _.-|Hi. ;oHH|"-._ | | | _.-"|HHo; `'| ""|---|---|"" |`' . / | \ , \,' | `./ `--.__|__.--' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Atlanta Hawks (2) __ ______ __ __ _____ __ __ __ __ __ __ _ __ _ __ . _\\ '||'|| \\ |\\|'||' _\\ ||_|| _\\ \\|\\| ||,' ((_' , /\ /"`\\ || ||_./"`\\| \\ || /"`\\ ||"|| /"`\\ \| \| ||\\ ._)) /\ _| /`; """" """' "" " ""' _______"" ""' "" " " "" "" ""','\ |_ _\ _| `-._ ,'\_ _/`. _.-' |_ /_ _\ _\ ||".--.-....________,'/(v,-.v)\`.________....-,--,"|| /_ /_ _\ `\. \\ \\\\ \\_ `-. | _/_|_\_ | ,-' _// //// // ,/' /_ `-._ `._ ` `-;\ `;. \ \ \ V / // / ,;' /;-' ' _,' _,-' `-._ `-._ ``-..__ | \_ `-'.;' | __,,-'' _,-' _,-' `-._ `-.__ ,' / T'||\ `. __,-' _,-' `-__ "-.___ _,-' | V ||^||| `-._ ___,-" __-' `-.__ ``----'' ,. | |||||| ,. ``----'' __,-' `"-._._ ___/ | | \||||| | \___ _,_,-"' "'""""" X_}___{_X """""`" ,\}.(" | ").{/. (/' `\. | ,/' `\) '\ ` | ' ,/` { }| ``. | ,' |{ } ,' |-._ \ | / _.-| `. /,-. |"-._ | | | _.-"| ,-.\ `'| ""|---|---|"" |`' . / | \ , \,' | `./ `--.__|__.--' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Boston Celtics (1) _.--._ .-"|~~"-. ../" __.-`\boo.. /. | /\dHHb-" {*} _\.-'Hboo._ | `.| ,' |HHHb*_-""`oHb.?HHHHHHbo. |_.-' ,'.--.|HP_r" | dP ?I_HHHHHHHHHb. \_.-' f `./^' |@_/ `=' dR.`^HHHHHHHHHb. ,dHPo.__|.-' ;-"--`- d',' `?HHHHHHHb. dHHHHHHP' \\[]==--\`--.' /. `?HHHHHHb dHHHHHHP _`;, r`;.,-;./`-,__, ?HHHHHHb |HHHHHH| |-//| |_.'`._|| \ |HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| `.;-(,. ,' ,' | | |HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| `-/ )-/`.,' | /| | |HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| `./-/ |*} .\ / / | |HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| /*}/ ^ ""{*}| | | |HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| ,' ^| ^ | \ \ |HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| ,'*} | {*} {*} \ |..| |HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| `r; /. ^ _;---; `. \ |HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| \ \|{*}_,--' / /"'`-._|HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| \ V\,' | ( ,'| |||HHHHH| ?HHHHHHb | _ / \\ `|;ddHHHHP ?HHHHHHb. \ "-r.. | | LdHHHHP `?HHHHHHbo. | | / ,o( fdHHP' `?HHHHHH|["r_\__.| | _.odHH\ jdHP' `?HHHH`||__ `` ,;oodHHHHHPj \P' `^HHH|LL|HHoo;-r-'HHHHHHHHHHPf / `^| |HHHH\ |HHHHHHHHHHH^'( ( |__|P--"; |HHHHHH^' \| ( `-'_||"" || `--..--'`"" `' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Boston Celtics (2) _.--._ .-"|~~"-. ../" __.-`\"--.. /. | /\' \-" {*} _\.-' `--._ | `.| ,' | \*_-""`oHb. `-. |_.-' ,'.--.| __r" | dP ?I_ `. \_.-' f `./-' |@_/ `=' dR.`-._ `. ,' `-.__|.-' ;-"--`- d',' `-. `. / ,' \\[]==--\`--.' /. `. \ / / _`;, r`;.,-;./`-,__, \ \ | | |-//| |_.'`._|| \ | | | | `.;-(,. ,' ,' | | | | | | `-/ )-/`.,' | /| | | | | | `./-/ |*} .\ / / | | | | | /*}/ ^ ""{*}| | | | | | | ,' ^| ^ | \ \ | | | | ,'*} | {*} {*} \ |..| | | | | `r; /. ^ _;---; `. \ | | | | \ \|{*}_,--' / /"'`-._| | | | \ V\,' | ( ,'| ||| | \ \ | _ / \\ `|;'' / \ `. \ "-r.. | | L / `. `-. | | / ,-( f ,' `. |["r_\__.| | _.-' \ j ,' `. `||__ `` ,;--' j \,' `-. |LL|""--;-r-' f / `-| | \ | _..-'( ( |__|.--"; | __..-' \| ( `-'_||"" || `--..--'`"" `' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Charlotte Hornets , ,-""""-. `--.._ ,' _..---. 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"/| .-'\ |"--._| `,_ `-._|,dP ,dP ,dP \ '-|.',-''| \ / `--._|P dP dP dP| `'' `-|___\-' \ dP dP dP `._, `^b._Hb__Hb..-' `"""""' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Chicago Bulls __ __ __ __ __ __ __ ___ // ` ||_|| || // ` /\\ // ` // \\ \\_,_|| ||_|| \\_,_/""\\ \\_T \\_// , ____ __ _ __ __ __ . /| ||_) || | || || (( ` |\ |-|._||_) \\_/_||_,||_,__)),|-| [ "-.___________________.-" ] \_ / ___.___ \ _/ "-__[ ===!=== ]__-" .-"" _|=__ | __=|_ ""-, `""" \ "`==' `=='" / """' \ \\ // / \ |\___/| / \,;-----;./ | @@ @@ | \ -"""- / `-----' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Cleveland Cavaliers (1) ,..-, ,;;f^^"""-._ ;;' `-. ;/ `. || _______________\_______________________ || |HHHHHHHHHHPo"~~\"o?HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH| || |HHHHHHHHHP-._ \,'?HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH| | |HP;""?HH| """ |_.|HHP^^HHHHHHHHHHHH| | |HHHb. ?H|___..--"| |HP ,dHHHPo'|HHHHH| `| |HHHHHb.?Hb .--J-dHP,dHHPo'_.rdHHHHH| \ |HHHi.`;;.H`-./__/-'H_,--'/;rdHHHHHHHHH| |HHHboo.\ `|"\"/"\" '/\ .'dHHHHHHHHHHHH| |HHHHHHb`-|. \| \ / \/ dHHHHHHHHHHHHH| |HHHHHHHHb| \ |\ |\ |`|HHHHHHHHHHHHHH| |HHHHHHHHHb \| \ | \| |HHHHHHHHHHHHHH| |HHHHHHHHHHb |\ \| |\|HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH| |HHHHHHHHHHHb| \ | / dHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH| |HHHHHHHHHHHHb \/ \/ .fHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH| |HHHHHHHHHHHHH| /\ /\ |HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH| |""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| |,;=====. ,-. =. ,=,,=====. | ||| ' //"\\ \\ // || ' | ||| ,/' `\. `\. ,/' ``=====. | ||| . //"""\\ \\_// . ||| |`;=====' ='' ``= `-' `=====''| |______________________________________| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Cleveland Cavaliers (2) ,----. / `-. | _______\_________ | |HHHHH/"\"\HHHHHHH| \ |HH`\|_.-)'|/'dP,H| \|Hb.`\\_/_//'.oddH| |HHHb|`.\/\,'|HHHH| |HHHHb/\/\/\/|HHHH| |HHHHHb/\/\/|HHHHH| |HHHHHH|/\/\|HHHHH| |"""""""""""""""""| | |"" /\ \ / |"" | | |__/--\ \/ __| | `-----------------' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dallas Mavericks ,---. /""-._ Y \,' ;--. | `------' `\ _.---"""| | ,-"_L____ Y ______ | ,' \ | /\ / |`. | / / |/ X' |-__) J ___ _ _ _ |-..__/ |/' | / | \ /\ | | /\ ( ' | / /| , |`--..__.-' _|_,'/""\_|_,_|_,/""\,_) | / / | ,'| | | __ __ _ _ | / /_-| ,' | | | |\ /| /\ \ / |_ |_> | .' |,' ( ' |_-/ / | ,'--'| |"----| | V |/""\ V |__ | \ | \_ |`. ,_) |/ / | ,' | | | ,'___`. /|' \ ,'_____`. / `. | `\ ,' `._| `._ _,' `--.._____.`--' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Denver Nuggets ,/\. _,/ \._ _,--/vVV\/\/VVv\--._ _-'_,/ \._`-_ ,-" ,/ ________ \. "-. __ __\ / __.--""|\| \/""--.__ \ / __ | || |\-""\> E_. ,--. .___E /Z""-/,' `| | \| | \ _.-,"'\ f Y| ";i-.._/ | || | | `|'|-'|| ;| .. || || || || || `Y| ||_| | |, / || ||_|| ||_|| ||_||_; ;_|\ `-. | || || || |""|| |""|| := | | `-. \ |,|. || || || || || || || ||_ | | ,-.) | _| || || || || || || || || || | ,| |. | || | |___|_| \__/ \__/ \__/|_____| |___| |_,_,' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Detroit Pistons (1) (ascii version of new logo coming soon...) _____ _,ooHHHHHHHHHoo._ ,dHHHP^^"""""^^?HHHb. ,dHHP' `?HHb. dHHP' _..-----.._ `?HHb |HHP ,-' `-. ?HH| |HHY / |\[~"|"|)/\|"|" \ YHH| |HH|_|__|/|_ | |\\/| | __|_|HH| |HH| | |)|(`"|"/\|\|(` | |HH| |HHL \_| |_) | \/| |_)_/ JHH| |HHb `-.__ __.-' dHH| ?HHb. """"" .dHHP `?HHbo._ _.odHHP' `?HHHHbboooooddHHHHP' `^^??HHHHHPP^^' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Detroit Pistons (2) _____ _,--"" ""--._ ,' _.--"""""--._ `. ,' ,' `. `. / ,' _..-----.._ `. \ | / ,-' `-. \ | | Y / |\[~"|"|)/\|"|" \ Y | | |_|__|/|_ | |\\/| | __|_| | | | | |)|(`"|"/\|\|(` | | | | L \_| |_) | \/| |_)_/ J | | \ `-.__ __.-' / | \ `. """"" .' / `. `-._ _.-' ,' `._ ""-----"" _,' `--.._____..--' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Golden State Warriors (1) .---_."""""""---. .-_ |_. |.| _ "-. ,-' ; `\ |_. |`| _ \` . `-. / . `.".--"""|"""--"-' ,'. \ /, `,' .' | `.' _.-, \ |`.`,__/_ `. | ,' `\ >'`;.| |. _'| | `. | ,' | -" ' | | L__J`, | `--|--' |,-,-, | | .-'`-,`.______|___________|| | | | | ;'`;. `-. | | | | |\ `-.|-._ | | | / \;-._ `. ". ,/ ,' | \ /-"/_,\.-"-.___/ "-/_-. "",/ \ /' ,'|`--.__|__.--'_ \-'- '/ `-. '`/ /") |", | (" \ ` ,-' `._ /"| |"| | `-'_.' "---._______.---" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Golden State Warriors (2) ,--"""|"""--. .' | `, __/_ `. | ,' `\ | | `. | ,' | `, | `--|--' | .-'`-, `.______|___________| ;'`;. `-. | | |\ `-.|-._ | \;-._ `. ". ,/ \.-"-.___/ "-/ `--.__|__.--' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Houston Rockets (1) _.---.-' , __, ,-' / ,_.--"\"""""--,'-_-" _,-' ,_ ,/" \ ,=" _.-;'|----. < "-.. /' | | _=="-'" `,-' ..-"|`\ | ||'-.. \___ '|' _ __.`i| | Y | |\ || ,. || "||"||"||""_||_ _|| || | | | || || || || ||_|| || || |___ | | | |`v' ; < < | || || | _ | < | ___|| | `. `-. / | ||`.| || || || || || || | | | `-. |' || || || `' || `' || || || `"""|| | |"|| | ||| || ||__.-'`---" `v'`v'|""--,'`.|_| `' | ||| |`V' \ \ | _|.-"/ ""-._| \\`V' \. \ __..|-"" `. / ' `;_ _`_. _..--|" | , '' ''''''' `"-.._/_____/..-"' "' "' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Houston Rockets (2) ,_ _. < ""--. ..-"" | | ||""--.. ____ __ __..--i| | | |\ || ,. || """||""||""||"" _||_ __|| || | | |,| || || || ||__|| || || |___ | | | | `-' < < | || || | __ | < | ____|| | `. `--. | || `.| || || || || || || | | | `-. | | || || `' || `' || || || `"""|| | |""|| | | || ||__..--'`---"""'`--'`--'`""----'`..|_ | `' | | | \/ ""--.__ | \/ "' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Indiana Pacers ,--------------. L_____.-"~\~"-. - / /""-.__\-/\ \ L____|_______|___| | / | | | | L______\__--"/~"\/ / / `-._/_.-' - | _________-" / / /"""] __ __ _ __ __ | | /---' ,_] / /_) / ( /_______/ / (_/ [__ [__ / __) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Los Angeles Clippers (1) ___........___ _.-" | __..----"-._ -------------'--._ _.\"" `. ------------'--.--'`. `--.______..---'`. -----------/ ,' `, `. \ ------------------------------------------- \ ,-' _,--.`| | ,'\ (' /| |\|,'` [" | [" (' | / ,' \| |_ \,'_) /-| | | \_|[_ |_ [_ _) | | / __ _; ___ ___ _____ ____ ___ | | | || || || \\ || \\ || ' || \\ (| ' | | | || || ||_// ||_// ||_. ||_// \\ | | | || || || || || ' || |\ \\ | | | _||__;||,||, ,||, ,||__;,|| `\;,)_// | | f / \ \ -----------------,----,--------,------ / `.`-.__.-;' `. ,' | | ,' `----'' `; | | ,' `-.._ | | _..-' ``--------'' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Los Angeles Clippers (2) _______ ,-' _,--.`| | ,'\ (' /| |\|,'` [" | [" (' / ,' \| |_ \,'_) /-| | | \_|[_ |_ [_ _) | / __ _; ___ ___ _____ ____ ___ | | || || || \\ || \\ || ' || \\ (| ' | | || || ||_// ||_// ||_. ||_// \\ | | || || || || || ' || |\ \\ | | _||__;||,||, ,||, ,||__;,|| `\;,)_// | f \ \ ------------------------------------- `.`-.__.-;' `----'' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Los Angeles Lakers (1) _..n-"""/""--.._ .n' _.-\-""("""--._`-. ,' .\' \ `. ``";. ___/_-" | \ `. `. ===/// , ,-. .- .-; , , ,- ,L , ,_ ,- --/// /_ |_/ _) /""|/|/ |_] /=_ /_ /=_ _) ___/// __ __ __ ______ ____ | ___ /// --/|| --// .' // "/ _// ))|(| "/ ---/// /' || _//.; __//_. //_="' _\\ --///- -/---|| //'|| // ', _// ;| \\ ; ______///|__/_ _||_/< `||_//__"/ _// --|\ /-._// / _/// | , | \ ---\\\ .' ___///_____"/ | \ /`;=__.-' \ \ \ / `. \ \ ,' `. \ \ ,' `-._ \ \ _.-' `--\......--' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Los Angeles Lakers (2) _____ ===/// , ,-. ,- .-, , , ,- ,_ , ,_ ,- --/// /_ |_/ _) /""|/|/ |_] /=_ /_ /=_ _) ___/// __ __ __ ______ ____ ___ /// --/|| --// .' // "/ _// )) (| "/ ---/// /' || _//.; __//_. //_="' _\\ --///- -/---|| //'|| // ', _// ;| \\ ; ______/// __/_ _||_/< `||_//__"/ _// --|\ /-._// / _/// , ---\\\ .' ___///_____"/ `;=__.-' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Miami Heat . ,-; . , ________i_,',// _odHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHbo_ dP^' ;.| ||,; `^?b |H ))`'||/'; H| ?bo. .=;' |||.' ,odP `?oo.-',' ||'oodP' /' / / |/ | | _-' || || | ,' J| | \ | | / | |_\ L L .-' | \.)`-.;-;__./ "-._;_.-" || || || ||| || || || |||||| || || || |||||| || ,| || | || || || `|| || | || || `| J || || ||== ||| ==||=' ||=|| ||== || || || || || ||== || `|| || ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Milwaukee Bucks (1) / /_ _\ \ |-|" "|-| | | | | `.| ,' `. |,' `\. ; ; ,/' `=_\______/_=' __________;""`-,^====^.-'"";_________ \ `--; _ _ ;--' / \ |`-`,.'-'| / \ | ;ii; | / \ )`.`--','( / \ / `;`--';' \ / \ / . |. | \ / \ / ` |,-; .' \ / .--------.`| M I L W A U K E E |,--------, `.`;"""`.`--------------------','""";',' || || | |"||"| ,'""`| |"|/"/ | ||_|| || || | | || | | ||_| | | / | | | || < | || | | | | / ` .` .| || || | | || | | | __ | \ _ | || || || | | || | | || | | | \ | || || ||___,' `.__.' `.__.' |_|\_\ `.__.'| `--------------.----,--------------' \ / \/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Milwaukee Bucks (2) ____ ____ `; `. _ _ __ _ __ ,' ;' | || | | || | ,' `| | |/ / | ||_| | || | | || | | ||_| | | / | | | < | || | | | | / ` .` . | || | | || | | | __ | \ _ | | | || | | || | | || | | | \ | || | |___,' `.__.' `.__.' |_|\_\ `.__.' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Minnesota Timberwolves (1) _..---------.._ |b-'_..-------,d|._`-._ ,-' |Hb; ,dHH| `-._ `-. ,' ,-|HHHHb.___ ,dHHHH| \ `-. `. ,',' |HHHHHHHHHoHHHHHH| \ `.`. / / |HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHB' | \ \ / / _.odHHHHHHHP^"`?HH|^;. | \ \ | |.odHHHHP?HH;" ._ `.H|,|)._ | | | | |HHHi^' `?Hbo.._` `?bod; "-._|_..-"| | | |HHHH| `"""""' `;HH[ | | | | |HHHH|, `dP.-----|-----| | | |HHHHH| __..__ HH | | | | |HHHH|, `^^?H<"--..____//_.-"|"--._| | | |HHHHH| "-_ ` ' ' | | | \ ?HHHH| '"===,_"=='=' | / / \ ?HHH| dHH| | / / `.`?H| dHHH| / ,',' `. `?L ,dHHHHH| / ,-' ,' `-. `-._dHHHHHH| _/-' ,-' `-._`oo??HH|__..--'_,-' `--.._____..--' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Minnesota Timberwolves (2) _..---------.._ |\-'_..-------,/|._`-._ ,-' | `; ,' | `-._ `-. ,' ,-| `.___ ,' | \ `-. `. ,',' | ` | \ `.`. / / | b' | \ \ / / _.-" _.-"`. |`;. | \ \ | |.-" _., ;" ._ `. |,|)._ | | | | | i-' `. `-.._` `. -'< "-._|_..-"| | | | | `"""""' `; [ | | | | | |, `.`.-----|-----| | | | | __..__ HH | | | | | |, `--._<"--..____//_.-"|"--._| | | | | "-_ ` ' ' | | | \ \ | '"===,_"=='=' | / / \ \ | / "| | / / `.`. | / | / ,',' `. `-| ,'' | / ,-' ,' `-. `-._/ | _/-' ,-' `-._`--..__|__..--'_,-' `--.._____..--' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Minnesota Timberwolves (3) new logo still under construction... \`-'''-'/ ,---., `-| |;',-'\ /`-,---..----;---.-'\ /'-. ,-'|,-'\/'-.---| ,-,/ | ||"|| \/ || D /| |`'| D )\ \ , / /.--.| | \ \/ /| |``.`-._ | || || || ; | ,= | < \ \/ \/ / r. \ | \ \/ /| ,= `. \ | || || |`'| || D \| |_,| |\`.\ /| \/ | |_,\ / | |_,, | | | || || | | ||__-'|___'|_| \ \ / / \__/|___'\ / |___/\ / | `|'`|'`|' `|' `.\/ \/ \/ / ,` _,' | '-' `' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ New Jersey Nets (1) |"""\ |"""|"""""""""""""""""""""\ | \| | ,------. ,-. ,---` | |\ | `""""/ | | \ \ | | \ | ,---' | | `. `. | | | | `-----,| |,---' ; | L |___|_______/ |__|\_____,' \ / ,'|"""""""/"""""""")`. ` / | / / \ | | | ,' | |_ | | / | | "-._ | | | __..-"| | "|.._|___..|-"" | | | | | | \ / | \ / `,' | `-._,' `._ \ _,' `--.._\..--' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ New Jersey Nets (2) |"""\ |"""|""""""""""""""""""""""\ | \| | ,-------. ,-. ,---` | |\ | `"""""/ | | \ \ | | \ | ,----' | | `. `. | | | | `------,| |,---' ; | | |___|________/ |__|\_____,' | | \/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ New York Knicks (1) .H'dH , ,o o. oo._ o .`HH?? ________:H`.H' HH.H' H' HH"'`H 'H HH ~HHK________ \ :HH:H' HHHHH H' HH H::H' HH: ` / \ :HHHH` H' HH 'H' HH HHHHH `"H:o / `\ HHH""HH HH HH HH~ HHnn HH HH Hb `HHb /' HHH HH :H~, "" ;_; ;__; ; | ~H: HH.`HHH ?HH` <"'\\ \ \.-".`;____"-.'/ / J"HHHHH? ?HH~. \ \\ /'-.'_ """`\ ' / `"HHP `\. \ `_.`"' _/ "-_ `"-._ ./' `\. \- |-'|`. "-_ | -. ./' `' \ | | \ `. | / `' `| | \ `. |' | | \ \ | .\ `. ) \| `. ,/ `--._____\--' `. ,' `v' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ New York Knicks (2) / //// , , ,. ,-._ . ./"--. ________/ // ; //./' || [ |'`|| /|| __;.________ \ / `',' / | || | | |`' / \ `-. / \ / \ | /\ | || | L_ | /\ \ `-. \. / `\ / ,""| || | | || | L___||| | |\\ | \ /' / / / // /, "" ;_; ;__; ; | \ \ \`' \ / /` <"'\\ \ \.-".`;____"-.'/ / J"-. \ / /~. \ \\ /'-.'_ """`\ ' / `-._\ `\. \ `_.`"' _/ "-_ `"-._ ./' `\. \- |-'|`. "-_ | -. ./' `' \ | | \ `. | / `' `| | \ `. |' | | \ \ | .\ `. ) \| `. ,/ `--._____\--' `. ,' `v' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Orlando Magic (1) dPd, dP_;_ dP d P Dc.P<" ">DHi d"Pd"P ...::".-"~\~"-. /\ /\ b.d'dP dP V'Vd"dPb.db.p' ...::/'"". \ `\ | V | A .-"\ i. ,-_ ...::| "-._\_.-| / \ _/ \ / , || | /',-"`...::|__________|____| | |<' `-_| | | || | / / ...::| _|_ | / \`; ,-'| |.| || || | _.- ...::| _-" / "-| \" / / || ,_`. \_|' )| |`. "" _-`....::\.--" / ./ `_/ \/ `_/ |/ \| ,' / \| `""" .....::."-._/_.-" \_/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Orlando Magic (2) [Tragic] __.--""| dPd, dP_;_ dP ,'" ,-""' d P Dc.P<" ">DHi d"Pd"P ...::".-"~\~"-. L.-i Y b.d'dP dP V'Vd"dPb.db.p' ...::/'"". \ `\ | | i. ,-_ A .-"\ i. ,-_ ...::| "-._\_.-| | | | |/,-.;_/ \ / , || | /',-"`...::|__________|____| | | | / <' `-_| | | || | / / ...::| _|_ | | | | | `; ,-'| |.| || || | _.- ...::| _-" / "-| | j | | | ,_`. \_|' )| |`. "" _-`....::\.--" / ./ L/ \| |/ \| ,' / \| `""" .....::."-._/_.-" -bodom- \_/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Philadelphia 76'ers (1) , ' , , , , ' ' ' ' , , ' i..____..--i , ----. | ,// /' ,'". | |____.--';;'Y | |_.' ;; | |.--. ,'/ | ,-. \ ,""".<"`'"\,'","" ,' Y | | | |; |_.-'| i"'`. `-. / | \ `-' / `.\__. | | _ `) / | __ | `-._.-' `"" """ """"' `' `' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Philadelphia 76'ers (2) , ' , , , , ' ' ' ' , , ' i..____..ooi ,,ooooo. |88888888Pd| dHHP'"?HH| |88888P~'dP'YHHH| |HP' dP |HHH|.oo. ,dP |HHHP^?HHb ,d""b |"| |"/ ,", _. -;".O/ ;.,',-" \`. r' |_|| |/ |/ .`. `,'. / ._ \ `; \ ;-`""""`-.__// ;' / _. \ / / _"--\ \\,' // <-> "-;/||', / ,\ \ | | "'==;`/'| '` ,;;;....__|`\\"\/ /| | | |.__"--.__|| | /._'''''''' ||__/ `"__.| , || "--.__| | `--._"-._ |__.--" || /| || | | ===|"-__' | || _.-'/ || | .-: ==||-"'"-'--. | |;.--' ,-' `;,--"""-`._ ( |\__|| |_'__----" _.-" VV--"\ ,_ "',\ .-,`---.-, `-_ __..--" ,'_/_-"`V' "-./_ `\.` ` | _'"" // |__|__.-| | "-. `------' `,-" // `.-\-_ ,' | |"""---._,-"'`]""-.,;' `-`-'`;. ;--;, `._ / || `;=,""` | ," || VV_.===;._____..=='VV--' `"""""'' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Toronto Raptors (2) ,-'""""`-._ ,' // <-> "-. | '` ,;;;....__| | /._'''''''' , | `--._"-._ /| | ===|"-__' _.-'/ .-: ==||-"'"-'--. _..--' ,-' ,,--"""--._ ( |\__|| |____----" _.-" VV--"\ ,_ "',\ .-,`---.-, `-_ __..--" ,'_/_-"`V' "-./_ `\.` ` | _'"" |__|__.-| | "-. `------' `,-" `.-\-_ ,' | |"""---._,-"'`]""-. `-`-' ;--;, `._ / || ,""` | ," || VV_.===' VV--' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Utah Jazz ,----------------,, / // / /""/"",'| / / / // / / / ,'--| /---/ / _______________// |___/ / / | / / / / __ ______________ __________ / / / \\ """""""/ // """/ // .-'"|"`-. / / / \\ / // / // /\ | /' / //\ \\ / // / // |__| | |__| //__\ \\ / // / // | | | | | //""""\ \\ / // / // \/ | \/ // \ \\/ //___ / //____ `-._|_.-' '' `----'-----''----'-----'------' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Vancouver Grizzlies (1) _.-|\/ /\ |\| (= () |_| \/ [= |2|-._ _.-" _.; _.. ,---,,---... _ | _ "-._ | ,-" _.--""\| |'-, /'-, /| | | |""-| |"-._| | |.-" | ,-;/| | / / / / | | | | ,-;_"-._ | |.-| | |'\ | |/ /_ / /_ | |_| | "=|"|-. "| \ \ | | |\ \|.;---''r--' |._.L.L.`-; | / / \ `' |r'.""\\ \_.|.L._|_(V_V_V_V"V-\`' / `. |`-.`- _,'_______ ,-; ' ' ' '\ \,' `.| ;"; `-. ,-' `'`. | | / '`;-._'_,-;' \ | | ,;-.-,| ;`. |`._,'|' i-,| | | (;`"`\ `\ \ -|_.|._|_-',' | | | |`-. | |\`-_)V"""V(_-',-' / /. (;._.)-|,' `-.|^===^|.-' '\`\ `'--' `"""""' `.\ / __.. `\ |._._._._. ,---""" `-V-V-V-V-V V-V-V-V-V-' ' ' ' ' ' ` ` ` ` ` ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Vancouver Grizzlies (2) _.-| |-._ _.-" _.; _.. ,---,,---... _ | _ "-._ | ,-" _.--""\| |'-, /'-, /| | | |""--| |"-._| | |.-" | ,-;/| | / / / / | | | | ,--;_"-._ | |.-| | |'\ | |/ /_ / /_ | |_| | "==|"|-. "| \ \ | | |\ \|.;---''---' |.._|_| `--; | / / \ `' |-' "" ""--; `' / `. | | ,' `.| |,' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Washington Bullets (soon to be Washington Wizards) .n"~~|"-. / | | /\ |"-.| | | | | | | |-._| _ \/ | | / ||| `-.L__.>' ||\_ ,; ,; \ "=;'. _|| | | `.-" / _________ | | | | | ,--. \ | | | | ,--. | | | | ,--. ,--. | | | | ,--------. =; ;=== ,========, | `""' < | | | | | | | | | |""| | | | | |____ | |"") | | | | | | | | | | |==;==' | | `-____ | | L__J | | L__J | | | | | | L_____ | L___ _____J | `---------' `-----'--' `--' `--' `--------' `-----' `--------' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please feel free to distribute. -- Brian Odom (btodom@sep.com) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/Philadelphia_Flyers.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 26 of 37 Subject: Line: NHL Logos: Philadelphia Flyers From: bodom@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) Date: 1996/02/29 Message-Id: <4h4prs$7r0@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: alt.sports.hockey.nhl.phila-Flyers,alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii oh well, i'm broadening my horizons a bit. i actually did an nhl logo for a change. by request, i did the flyers. i can't accept all request, but i did have time to do this one. i actually ascii'd this one up fairly quickly (about 30 minutes). it's a pretty good ascii, but the logo is simplistic, therefore a very simplistic looking ascii. i didn't bother fooling around with the thickness around the curves or anything esoteric. ____________________________________ |""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""--._ | `-. \ `. __`-.______________ `\ |"""""""""""""""""" ,-"~~~"-. \ | ,' _ `. Y \ f ,dHHHb. Y | __`-.__________ /| |HHHHH| | | |"""""""""""""" / L `?HHHP' J | | / `. `"' ,' J \ / `-.___.-' / __`-.______ / ,/ |"""""""""" /`. ,' | / `-. ,-' \ / `-.._______..-' -bodom- `-.____________/ -- brian odom [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/Solid_Art_Lesson.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 18 of 37 Subject: Talk-line: i'm starting to learn solid art From: bodom@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) Date: 1996/02/24 Message-Id: <4gmov8$j75@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii i'm getting the hang of this. it is quite fun. but, i have to draw lines first as a guide line. i got a technique. an example is included. all i want to do is to make the outer rings dark. first, i had this: _____ _,--"" ""--._ ,' _.--"""""--._ `. ,' ,' `. `. / ,' _..-----.._ `. \ | / ,-' `-. \ | | Y / |\[~"|"|)/\|"|" \ Y | | |_|__|/|_ | |\\/| | __|_| | | | | |)|(`"|"/\|\|(` | | | | L \_| |_) | \/| |_)_/ J | | \ `-.__ __.-' / | \ . """"" .' / `. `-._ _.-' ,' `._ ""-----"" _,' `--.._____..--' quite simple. bland. no color. the next thing to do is to at least fill in the spaces and underscores that you want colored. i choose to use H. _____ _,--""HHHHH""--._ ,'HHH.--"""""--.HHH`. ,'HH,' `.HH`. /HH,' _..-----.._ `.HH\ |HH/ ,-' `-. \HH| |HHY / |\[~"|"|)/\|"|" \ YHH| |HH|_|__|/|_ | |\\/| | __|_|HH| |HH| | |)|(`"|"/\|\|(` | |HH| |HHL \_| |_) | \/| |_)_/ JHH| |HH\ `-.__ __.-' /HH| \HHH. """"" .'HH/ `.HH`-._ _.-'HH,' `.HHHH""-----""HHHH,' `--..HHHHH..--' notice all the spaces and gaps. the next thing to do is smooth the side edges. you have 4 characters to choose from. d is for ' and / (lower). b is for ` and \ (lower). P is for , and / (upper). ? is for . and \ (upper). _____ _,--""HHHHH""--._ ,dHHHP--"""""--?HHHb. ,dHHP' `?HHb. dHHP' _..-----.._ `?HHb |HHP ,-' `-. ?HH| |HHY / |\[~"|"|)/\|"|" \ YHH| |HH|_|__|/|_ | |\\/| | __|_|HH| |HH| | |)|(`"|"/\|\|(` | |HH| |HHL \_| |_) | \/| |_)_/ JHH| |HHb `-.__ __.-' dHH| ?HHH. """"" .dHHP `?HHb-._ _.-dHHP' `?HHHH""-----""HHHHP' `--??HHHHHPP--' next fill in stray -'s with o. i prefer o, but a and n and other small characters are just fine. the -'s near the very top would ruin this picture. we would have dHHHPoo"""""oo?HHHb. obvious, the o's here should be in transition with the "'s (need a top heavy key). unfortunately, in ascii, there aren't very many top heavy keys available. use ^. the same situation is also at the very bottom row. also use ^. the "'s at the very top need to be filled in. either H or the transitional b and d will work fine. _____ _,ooHHHHHHHHHoo._ ,dHHHP^^"""""^^?HHHb. ,dHHP' `?HHb. dHHP' _..-----.._ `?HHb |HHP ,-' `-. ?HH| |HHY / |\[~"|"|)/\|"|" \ YHH| |HH|_|__|/|_ | |\\/| | __|_|HH| |HH| | |)|(`"|"/\|\|(` | |HH| |HHL \_| |_) | \/| |_)_/ JHH| |HHb `-.__ __.-' dHH| ?HHH. """"" .dHHP `?HHbo._ _.-dHHP' `?HHHHbboooooddHHHHP' `^^??HHHHHPP^^' and we are finished! looks pretty good, doesn't it? i'm just learning these little subtleties, but i'm sure this advice can prove quite useful even though i'm a neophyte solid ascii artist. i'm sure the major ascii artists follow a similar method. just fyi. -- brian odom i think i may go add "color" to a bunch of my older asciis! :D [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/San_Antonio_Spurs.txt [Previous] [Next Hitlist] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 30 of 37 Subject: Line: NBA Logos: San Antonio Spurs From: bodom@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) Date: 1996/02/22 Message-Id: <4gjkq7$n9n@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii,alt.sports.basketball.nba.sa-Spurs today has been a very prolific day. did 2 asciis (while at work) and got everything done. so, how about those spurs? i sure bet to be there at the end come playoff time. i couldn't get everything i wanted on this ascii because i think i'll run out of room. was getting too wide, so i didn't put the multicolored splashes around the logo. enjoy! ___ (___ /"\ |\ | /"\ |\ |`"|"'|""| |\ | | |""| ____) /"""\ | `.| /"""\ | `.| | |__| | `.| | |__| ________ _________ ________ _________ ,"-------.;--------.; __ _,"-------.;--------.; | .-----.;| ,----. || ,',;' ,',| ,----. || .-----.;' | '======.| `====' ||,',;' ,',;'| `====' || '======.; `------. || ,------;',;' ,',;' | ,----, <`------. || ;"=====' || || ; ;;___,' ;' | || | |;"=====' || `--------'`-'' ;=, ,=====' `-'' `-'`--------'' ,',;' |',;' "-()-" -' |`- -- brian odom ascii artist, but still doesn't use a sig (yes, i type my name after every post rather than use a .sig file) [Previous] [Next Hitlist] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/Sacramento_Kings.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 29 of 37 Subject: Line: NBA Logos: Sacramento Kings From: bodom@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) Date: 1996/02/22 Message-Id: <4gjkor$n5a@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii,alt.sports.basketball.nba.sac-Kings yeah, i'm still at work knocking these nba logos out slowly but surely. this one is of the sacramento kings. sure, they are really starting to stink up the joint after a fast start, but maybe they'll get their composure back and make it into the playoffs. would be a disappointment if they can't get in the playoffs. anyways, enough of the small talk. enjoy the ascii. constructive criticism welcomed. | . | | , |\ | | /| `;. . | \ | | / | , ,;' `.`. \`. | \ | | / | ,'/ ,',' `.`. \ `.| `' `' |,' / ,',' `.`. \ __.......__ / ,',' ;.';\;-""C R A M E N""-;/;`.; `.-"S A__..-------..__T O"-.' ,------`_.-"|| --------- ||"-._'------. | |""| |""| `"""""""""""""' |"""""""| | | | | | | |"||"`.|"||""""|| |"";.| | | | |,' ,' | || i. || |"` \. `. ` | | | ,. `. | || | | || |,-. `\. `. | | | | | || || | | || || ||._ | | | | | | | ||_||_| |_||____|| -' | | | | | |_-;.--"",-.-.""--..`--._ | | \ \-"..-" ,'"/|\"`. "-,. "/ / |.-" `. ( / | \ ) ,' "-.| ,',`. ;.' | `,; ,'.`. ,',' `"; `-`-' ;"' `.`. ,',' `.`. ,',' `.`. `' `' -- brian odom e-mail me for nets, knicks, magic, mavericks, nuggets, rockets, jazz, grizzlies, bulls, cavs, pistons, pacers, bucks, raptors, warriors, lakers, suns, blazers, and sonics san antonio spurs and a philadephia flyers (nhl) ascii coming soon... [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/Line_Art_Lesson.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 1 of 32 Subject: Talk-Line: Technique From: bodom@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) Date: 1996/05/22 Message-Id: <4nv6tb$reb@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com References: <4nsht4$jvm@miso.wwa.com> Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii s.handelman@mail.utexas.edu (Steve Handelman) writes: >I really enjoy ascii art and am working on a piece for my sig. I am >curious about technique. Do people just type in letter after letter, >symbol after symbol, and space after space until they get the look they >want (that is what i'm doing!), or is there a better way. Like a program >or something? i do all my art, letter by letter, until it looks right. the only program i use is my editor. and yes, that is what many of us use! techniques are something that you will just pick up. you can pick up techniques by looking at other's art or by trial and error (like i had to do). there are many different styles (line, solid, shadow, 3d, etc.) to draw with. the hardest thing to do is probably the straight line. once you get this down, you can do all kinds of things. a straight line is more than ---- or |. you need to know angles and steps here are some lines: / | / | ---- / | you can use , and ' for different angles. ,' ,' ,' for even more acute angles try using these characters: _.-" _.-" _.-" these can even be doubled: __..--"" __..--"" you get the point. i typically only use the following characters: _ - ` , . ' " ; | / \ and occasionally, i'll use: f J L V Y X r to smooth out some of the rough spots. when i do solid art, i use H b P d ? o ^ but others tend to prefer using 8 instead of H and Y instead of ? so, there *is* a technique. you just have to play with it for a long time and it'll come to you. to get good at ascii art, you just don't learn overnight. it's a hobby and it's a lot of trial and error. it's like doing real art. and if you practice it enough, you'll get good (and i still suck at drawing art with a pencil and paper, go figure). -- brian odom __ __ __ __ __ __ __ ___ // ` ||_|| || // ` /\\ // ` // \\ \\_,_|| ||_|| \\_,_/""\\ \\_T \\_// , ____ __ _ __ __ __ . /| ||_) || | || || (( ` |\ |-|._||_) \\_/_||_,||_,__)),|-| [ "-.___________________.-" ] \_ / ___.___ \ _/ "-__[ ===!=== ]__-" .-"" _|=__ | __=|_ ""-, `""" \ "`==' `=='" / """' \ \\ // / \ |\___/| / \,;-----;./ | @@ @@ | \ -"""- / -bodom- `-----' [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/Red_Dog_Beer.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 29 of 32 Subject: Line: ASCII Red Dog Beer From: bodom@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) Date: 1996/01/30 Message-Id: <4emvi9$m1a@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii,alt.beer well, someone over at alt.ascii-art suggested a red dog ascii and so i did one. i don't like the ears too much and the eyes are a little big for his head, but you can still identify the picture pretty good. yeah, i know, i'm very picky. i just brought a cut up piece from an old can and drew it at work. it's a roughdraft and i don't think i'll play with it too much, so i'll leave this one alone. plus, it fits perfectly on one screen. and remember, BE YOUR OWN DOG!!!! RED DOG!!! this is red... this is blue... this is a red dog... in green grass. ,--.____ ____.--. / .'.'"``--...----------.___.----------...--''"`.`. \ | .'.' . . `.`. | `. .'| . ' - . _ `-----' _ . - ' . |`. .' `.' `| .' _ "-._ _.-" _ `. |' `.' | | " -. .- " | | \| ;;.. "|i. .i|" ..;; |/ `| ,---.``. ' ' .'',---. |' | <'(__.'>.'---` '---`.<`.__)`> | | `. `~ .' ,-------. `. ~'.' | | |=_"`=.' `-.___.-' . `.='"_=| | | | ==/ i : ' : \== | | | | ==/ /\___|___/\ \== | | `.| =Y .' """_""" `. Y= |.' L || ; .=="==. ; || J \ ; .' ' ` `. ; / `. ; ; .' ; ;'\ /`; ; `; .'.'/. ,\`.`. ;' -bodom- `-=;_-' `-----' `-_;=-' [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/Washington_Bullets.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 28 of 37 Subject: Line: NBA Logos: Washington Bullets From: bodom@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) Date: 1996/02/23 Message-Id: <4gk2ut$r2m@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii,alt.sports.basketball.nba.wash-Bullets no words, no preamble and no speech this time. just the good stuff. so, here's the ascii: .n"~~|"-. / | | /\ |"-.| | | | | | | |-._| _ \/ | | / ||| `-.L__.>' ||\_ ,; ,; \ "=;'. _|| | | `.-" / _________ | | | | | ,--. \ | | | | ,--. | | | | ,--. ,--. | | | | ,--------. =; ;=== ,========, | `""' < | | | | | | | | | |""| | | | | |____ | |"") | | | | | | | | | | |==;==' | | `-____ | | L__J | | L__J | | | | | | L_____ | L___ _____J | `---------' `-----'--' `--' `--' `--------' `-----' `--------' -- brian odom 22 of 29 nba teams asciified! email me for your favorite team. [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/Cleveland_Cavaliers.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 23 of 37 Subject: Line: NBA Logos: Cleveland Cavaliers From: "brian odom" Date: 1996/01/18 Message-Id: <4dlpbk$9bt@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii this logo is still in some need of help. i may get around to smoothing the edges around the "dark" area sometime later. also the curve at the top is not as good as i would like it to be. maybe i'm expecting too much out of this one. other than that, it's ok. i usually try to make my asciis fit on one screen, but this one got a little bigger than i thought it would. (26 lines) oops. ,..-, ,;;%%%""---._ ;;' `-. ;/ `-. || _______________\_______________________ || |##########.-"~~\"-.###################| || |#########/-._ \,'\##################| |. |#`;""\##| """ |_.|##,--############| `| |###`. \#|___..--"| |#/ ,'###,-'|#####| | |#####`.\#\ .--J-/#/,'##,-'_.-'#####| `\.|###i.`;;.#`-./__/-'#_,--'/;""#########| `|###`--.\ `|"\"/"\" '/\ .'/############| |######\`-|. \| \ / \/ /#############| |########\| \ |\ |\ |`|##############| |#########\ \| \ | \| |##############| |##########\ |\ \| |\|###############| |###########\| \ | / /###############| |############\ \/ \/ Y################| |#############| /\ /\ |################| |""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| |,;=====. ,-. =. ,=,,=====. | ||| ' //"\\ \\ // || ' | ||| ,/' `\. `\. ,/' ``=====. | ||| . //"""\\ \\_// . ||| |`;=====' ='' ``= `-' `=====''| |______________________________________| -- brian odom e-mail me for more nba asciis [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/Golden_State_Warriors.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 22 of 37 Subject: Line-talk: NBA Logos: Golden State Warriors From: "brian odom" Date: 1996/01/20 Message-Id: <4dqp4d$ng7@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii i've been getting a lot of requests lately to do some logos from other sports. i may just get to them very soon. some of these logos left to do are quite hard (hornets, celtics, etc.). i may not even get to them before it's all over. anyways, here is the logo i did for the golden state warriors. enjoy. .---_."""""""---. .-_ |_. |.| _ "-. ,-' ; `\ |_. |`| _ \` . `-. / . `.".--"""|"""--"-' ,'. \ /, `,' .' | `.' _.-, \ |`.`,__/_ `. | ,' `\ >'`;.| |. _'| | `. | ,' | -" ' | | L__J`, | `--|--' |,-,-, | | .-'`-,`.______|___________|| | | | | ;'`;. `-. | | | | |\ `-.|-._ | | | / \;-._ `. ". ,/ ,' | \ /-"/_,\.-"-.___/ "-/_-. "",/ \ /' ,'|`--.__|__.--'_ \-'- '/ `-. '`/ /") |", | (" \ ` ,-' `._ /"| |"| | `-'_.' "---._______.---" [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/Vancouver_Grizzlies_in_Progress.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 21 of 37 Subject: Line: NBA Logos: Vancouver Grizzlies (incomplete) From: bodom@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) Date: 1996/01/27 Message-Id: <4edep9$3ro@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii argh! i rally need some help on this one. my dimensions are way off! i'll try to finish tweaking it over the weekend. the main logo itself looks pretty good, but when i added the bear, i got troubles. here it is without the bear. _.-|\/ /\ |\| (= () |_| \/ [= |2|-._ _.-" _.; _.. ,---,,---... _ | _ "-._ | ,-" _.--""\| |'-, /'-, /| | | |""-| |"-._| | |.-" | ,-;/| | / / / / | | | | ,-;_"-._ | |.-| | |'\ | |/ /_ / /_ | |_| | "=|"|-. "| \ \ | | |\ \|.;---''---' |.._|_| `-; | / / \ `' |-' "" ""-| `' / `. | | ,' `.| |,' so far, so good, but when i add the bear, as you can see, i got his right hand a little too low and/or the ball is too small. other than that, it's ok. i guess my expectations are too high when it comes to ascii. _.-|\/ /\ |\| (= () |_| \/ [= |2|-._ _.-" _.; _.. ,---,,---... _ | _ "-._ | ,-" _.--""\| |'-, /'-, /| | | |""-| |"-._| | |.-" | ,-;/| | / / / / | | | | ,-;_"-._ | |.-| | |'\ | |/ /_ / /_ | |_| | "=|"|-. "| \ \ | | |\ \|.;---''r--' |._.L.L.`-; | / / \ `' |r'.""\\ \_.|.L._|_(V_V_V_V"V-\`' / `. |`-.`- _,'_______ ,-; ' ' ' ' \,' `.| ;"; `-. ,-' `'`. | / '`;-._'_,-;' \ | | ;`. |`._,'|' i-,| | .;-.-;. \ -|_.|._|_-',' | | (;`"`\ `\`-_)V"""V(_-',-' /. ;`-. | |`-.|^===^|.-' ' `\ (;._.)-|,' `"""""' \ `'-r' __.. \ |._._._._. ,---""" `-V-V-V-V-V V-V-V-V-V-' ' ' ' ' ' ` ` ` ` ` i plan to get this one done by monday or tuesday. attn: baseball fans! i'm also working on a chief wahoo logo. expect to see it here around the same time. go tribe! -- brian odom [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/Dilbert.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 2 of 37 Subject: Re: Dilbert From: bodom@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) Date: 1996/05/28 Message-Id: <4ofeec$8en@piano.cs.indiana.edu> References: <4of4br$7rr@piano.cs.indiana.edu> Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art bodom@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) writes: >oh man, i love dilbert. and since i lead a very dilbert life, i may take >on this challenge. the ascii of wally is great. but yes, they need a little >touch up work done on them, but overall it's great. heh, i'm responding to my own article... anyways, i took about 1/2 hour to whip up a quick draft of dilbert. this is only a draft, so don't expect much. i'll probably do more dilbert ascii's for awhile if the demand for it is there. here's a quickie... ,-._.-._.-._.-._.-. `-. ,-' | | | | | | | | ,';".________.-. ;';_' )] ; `-| `T- | | | | | |..________..-| /\/m|________..| ,'`./ >,( | \_.m| /dm/ ii | | `?^;b `/ .-"""|| | /`^"-; | ||____| / / `.__/ | || / | || | || thoughts? comments? -- brian odom sitting in my cubicle doing ascii art while appearing to do work. real work + appearance of work = total work, so i'm not worried at all. [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/Pillsbury_Doughboy.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 16 of 32 Subject: Talk-Line: *Pillsbury Dough Boy! From: bodom@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) Date: 1996/02/14 Message-Id: <4ft7t8$lnp@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com References: <4e89cl$sp6@miso.wwa.com> <4fjq2v$5fl@miso.wwa.com> Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii "Ann :)" writes: >Could anyone make me a pillsbury dough boy that can be used in a >signature? i have request this twice, and no one has ever attempted as >far as i can see. not that i know of. i used to have a pillsbury doughboy doll when i was a little boy. was such a cute little guy. >thanks, >ann :) tell you what. i'm gonna try. be forewarned! it may look horrible!! Pillsbury Doughboy ,------. `-____-' ,-----------. ,i--i. | | / @ @ \ / HEE HEE! | | -.__.- | ___-' J \. ,/ """"""""""""""""""' ,\""""/. ,' `--' `. (_,i' `i._) | | | ,. | | | | | `-' `-' hmm, it didn't come out all that bad as i thought it would. there you go. it's the best i can do. i think his arms may be a bit longer, but someone else can mess with that. -- brian odom [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/Charlotte_Hornets.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 16 of 37 Subject: Talk-Line: NBA Logos: Charlotte Hornets From: bodom@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) Date: 1996/05/22 Message-Id: <4nv6so$rd1@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,alt.sports.basketball.nba.char-Hornets,rec.arts.ascii well, it's been a long while since i've posted to the ascii newsgroups. here is my latest creation. my next post will include *every* nba team. i have now asciified every nba team except for the clippers and i'm almost done with them. this hornets logo was quite tricky, but i was able to play with it some and able to make a decent picture out of a complex logo. i may go try and add some shadow to the soles of his feet sometime later, but i'm not sure if i'll get to that or if it'll look right. once i'm finished with all these nba logos (yes, i'm even working on the new minnesota t-wolves logo as i speak also), i don't know what i'll do next. maybe i'll move to another sport. maybe i'll do something different altogether. who knows. , ,-""""-. `--.._ ,' _..---. ( `. ,_;""",-.-" | `-._ `. (_ _) (_.' ,/ `-._ \ | ;-.____\ __..-' ,-/""-._\ \.____.-;" ,_,_ ;-;_/-/ ),',. ,. `. ______//,'_' `-' `'|= ||_|| |==""""".`--'~|-. ___|= //"// | / | | ,-\ ,---._="""_;=. ,-'==__ _.--,.|| / | ;--. "/,',adP,adP`. "/| .-'\ |"--._| `,_ `-._|,dP ,dP ,dP \ '-|.',-''| \ / `--._|P dP dP dP| `'' `-|___\-' \ dP dP dP `._, `^b._Hb__Hb..-' `"""""' -- brian odom ascii artist [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/bodom/Atlanta_Hawks.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 27 of 37 Subject: Line: NBA Logos: Atlanta Hawks From: bodom@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) Date: 1996/02/24 Message-Id: <4gmp33$k7h@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii,alt.sports.basketball.nba.atlanta-Hawks i'm slowly learning how to do solid ascii! sort of. it's coming along slowly. once i get this technique down, then i can make other things and add fancy features. this was my original bird: __ ______ __ __ _____ __ __ __ __ __ __ _ __ _ __ . _\\ '||'|| \\ |\\|'||' _\\ ||_|| _\\ \\|\\| ||,' ((_' , /\ /"`\\ || ||_./"`\\| \\ || /"`\\ ||"|| /"`\\ \| \| ||\\ ._)) /\ _| /`; """" """' "" " ""' _______"" ""' "" " " "" "" ""','\ |_ _\ _| `-._ ,'\_ _/`. _.-' |_ /_ _\ _\ ||".--.-....________,'/(q,-.p)\`.________....-,--,"|| /_ /_ _\ `\. \\ \\\\ \\_ `-. | _/_|_\_ | ,-' _// //// // ,/' /_ `-._ `._ ` `-;\ `;. \ \ \ V / // / ,;' /;-' ' _,' _,-' `-._ `-._ ``-..__ | \_ `-'.;' | __,,-'' _,-' _,-' `-._ `-.__ ,' / T'||\ `. __,-' _,-' `-__ "-.___ _,-' | V ||^||| `-._ ___,-" __-' `-.__ ``----'' ,. | |||||| ,. ``----'' __,-' `"-._._ ___/ | | \||||| | \___ _,_,-"' "'""""" ;==. ,==; """""`" ;___;__ .-" | "-. /' | `\ '. | ,` | `. | ,' | \ | \ | / | \ |"-._ | | | _.-"| ,-.\ | ""|---|---|"" |`' . / | \ , \,' | `./ `--.__|__.--' as you can see, all line style and virtually no color. but then i started learning solid ascii by substitution. i substituted b and ? for \, and d and P for /, and H for spaces and any _'s inside the region, and o for -. there were a few exceptions to this rule, but this is generally what i did. so what i finally ended up with was this. i think it looks much better. __ ______ __ __ _____ __ __ __ __ __ __ _ __ _ __ . _\\ '||'|| \\ |\\|'||' _\\ ||_|| _\\ \\|\\| ||,' ((_' , /\ /"`\\ || ||_./"`\\| \\ || /"`\\ ||"|| /"`\\ \| \| ||\\ ._)) /\ _|H/`; """" """' "" " ""' _______"" ""' "" " " "" "" ""','\H|_ _\HH| `-._ ,'\_ _/`. _.-' |HH/_ _\HH\ ||".--.-....________,'/(v,-.v)\`.________....-,--,"HH /HH/_ _\Hb\. ?b ?HHb ?b_ `-.HH| _/_|_\_ |HH,-' _dP dHHP dP ,/dH/_ `?.HH`._ ` `oHb `H. \H\ \ V / //H/ ,H' dHo' ' _,'HH,P' `?.HHH`o._ ``-..__ |H\_ `-'.;'H| __,,-'' _,o'HHH,P' `?.HHHH`o.__ ,'H/ T'HH ?`. __,o'HHHH,P' `?HHHHHHH"o.___ _,-'HH| V |H^HH HH`-._ ___,o"HHHHHHH-' `?.HHHHHHHHbiooooidHHH,.H| |HHHH H,.HHHbiooooidHHHHHHHH,P' `"?HHHHHHHHHHHHHH/ |H| \|HHH d| \HHHHHHHHHHHHHHP"' "'""""" X_}___{_X """""`" ,\}.(" | ").{/. (/' `\. | ,/' `\) '\ ` | ' ,/` { }| ``. | ,' |{ } ,iH|-._ \ | / _.-|Hi. ;oHH|"-._ | | | _.-"|HHo; `'| ""|---|---|"" |`' . / | \ , \,' | `./ -bodom- `--.__|__.--' -- brian odom who is really starting to take off with ascii art. i only wished it paid more than $0.00/hr!! :D [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Beach_Scene.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 21 of 21 Subject: Line: Beach Art From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1995/04/24 Message-Id: <3nh0k4$gpm@gagme.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@gagme.wwa.com References: <3n65ec$is6@gagme.wwa.com> Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Vincent E. Johnson (vjohnson@equinox.unr.edu) wrote: : im looking for ascii art on beaches, palm trees, boats on the water, etc. : anything that represents hawaii. if anybody has some will u please post or : email me vjohnson@unr.edu, thanks. _______________________________________________________________________________ _,-':IWWWW\___ _____ . . . . . .__ . .:IIIIWWWWWWW\__ _,--'.;IWW\_ _,-----_ ,-' `--. .:;IIIIIWWWWWWWW\_/ .;IIWWIW\ . . ,' ,, _ \ __-- :;IIIWWWWWWWWWW;: .:;IIIIWWWW\ /,,__--' ,--_ _' \. .:;IIWWWWWWWWWW;. :;IIIIIWWWW\__ . ._--' _- / )`__ `-. ::IIIWWWWWWWWW:. .;IIIWWWWWWI:M\_ . _-' / /||@ /@@`__ ::;;;IIIIW;:. .:;IIMMMWI:WW\ / / /||@@@@@ee@@@@@`__ .:;;III: ..:::II::WWW\ .,' / /||@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_ .........===~~~~~~~/ / /||~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\_ ....... __ _ .--- ' - / /||- - -_ --__----__-- _- _\ ... .........._ - ' ||| -_ - -- __-- _ -- -_ ..............@@...'_ _ - __ - __ -_ -- - .............------------------------------ \ ~ - ' \ ~ _ ~ -' _~-~~ _ ~ ~ ` ~ / ~ \ ~- / ~ ~-_~-~ - ~ ~ ~ `-. '\ .- \ ~ /\ /~ -~_ ~- l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt ~~ `.,-~ \/ \/ - ~ ~_~~ - _ ~ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Armadillo.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 20 of 21 Subject: Line: Armadillo From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1995/06/08 Message-Id: <3r78er$c6c@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Well, I've seen lots of requests about armadillos. But I had to see a National Geografic show to know what kind of thing we were talking about. You see, there are no such animals here in Portugal and they are known as 'Tatus' which is not at all similar to 'armadillo'. Any way, here's a try: ,.-----__ ,:::://///,:::-. /:''/////// ``:::`;/|/ /' |||||| :://'`\ .' , |||||| `/( e \ -===~__-'\__X_`````\_____/~`-._ `. ~~ ~~ `~-' Seal Does it look like an armadillo? Ok, it should have nine stripes but it would strech it a bit too long, wouldn't it? Hope you like it, feel free to diddle... ,o888b,`?88888 Armando Frazao 88888P',d888o, ,8888 888 ?888 aka Seal 888P 888 8888, 8888888P' 888 l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt 888 `?8888888 888P' 888 http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 888 `?888 `88 O d888 --*--*-- 888b O 88' `?._ _.o88888 "Keep the balance" 88888o._ _.P' [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Armadillo_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 15 of 21 Subject: Line: More armadillos From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1995/06/22 Message-Id: <3sbt8a$nl1@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Someone asked me to do some more armadillos, a little smaller ... Here's what I came up with Meet Mrs Armadillo and her family ... .::7777::-. /:'////' `::>/|/ ,.-----__ .', |||| `/( e\ ,:::://///,:::-. -==~-'`-Xm````-mr' `-_\ /:''/////// ``:::`;/|/ /' |||||| :://'`\ , .' , |||||| `/( e \ \/ -===~__-'\__X_`````\_____/~`-._ `. ., ~~ ~~ `~-' _____ /` '\/ ,::////;::-. \| o /:'///// ``::>/|/ \/ .', |||| `/( e\ -==~-'`-Xm````-mm-' `-_\ \, Seal do Mar Like it? -- _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Armando Frazao ___| | | | |___ . , ___| | | | |___ --*--*-- |___| | | | |___X=-=-=X=-=-=X___| | | | |___| l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt Seal `-'_|_|='/ ' ` \`=|_|_`-' http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Panther.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 7 of 21 Subject: Line: Panther (maybe) From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1995/11/16 Message-Id: <48fgbq$lqm@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii If those eyes were smaller I could say this was a panther ... Well it's somekind of cat anyway, hope you like it ... Much better if seen light on dark :~-._ _.-~: : :.~^o._ ________---------________ _.o^~.:.: : ::.`?88booo~~~.::::::::...::::::::::::..~~oood88P'.::.: : ::: `?88P .:::.... ........:::::. ?88P' :::. : : :::. `? .::. . ...........:::. P' .:::. : : ::: ... .. ... .. .::::......::. :::. : ` :' .... .. .:::::. . ..:::::::....:::. `: .' :.. ____:::::::::. . . ....:::::::::____ ... : :... `:~ ^~-:::::.. .........:::::-~^ ~::.:::: `.::. `\ (8) \b:::..::.:.:::::::d/ (8) /'.::::' ::::. ~-._v |b.::::::::::::::d| v_.-~..::::: `.:::::... ~~^?888b..:::::::::::d888P^~...::::::::' `.::::::::::....~~~ .:::::::::~~~:::::::::::::::' `..::::::::::: . ....:::: ::::::::::::,' `. .::::::: . .::::. ::::::::'.' `._ .::: . :::::. :::::_.' `-. : . ::::: :,-' :. :___ .:::___ .:: ..--~~~~--:+::. ~~^?b..:::dP^~~.::++:--~~~~--.. ___....--`+:::. `~8~' .:::+'--....___ ~~ __..---`_=:: ___gd8bg___ :==_'---..__ ~~ -~~~ _.--~~`-.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~,-' ~~--._ ~~~- -~~ ~~~~~~~~~ _ Seal _ ~~- -- .. ... .,----------------------------------,-. .. . I .. . .... .. . / Armando Frazao - aka Seal /--' .. ,'.`. ... .. .. / --*-- / .__,-'.:::.`-.__, .. . / l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt / . .. ~-------------~ .. / http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 / .. _|=|___|=|_ . (__________________________________(_; .__,-'.:::::::::.`-.__, .\/./ ~-------------------~ '\|/` "Mystery is the key to enchantment" _|_|_|___|_|_|_ _|_ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Dolphins.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 1 of 21 Subject: Line: Dolphins From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1996/05/16 Message-Id: <4nflkm$eks@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Keywords: dolphin Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Did I see some requests for dolphins? Well, they're not sig sized ... Hope you like it ... _ _.-~~.) _.--~~~~~---....__ .' . .,' ,'. . . . . . . . . .~- ._ ( ( .. .g. . . . . . . . . . .~-._ .~__.-~ ~`. . . . . . . . . . . -. `----..._ ~-=~~-. . . . . . . . ~-. ~-._ `-._ ~=_~~--. . . . . .~. | .~-.._ ~--._-. ~-. . . . ~-. \ .( ~~--.._~' `. . . . .~-. , `._\ ~~--.._ `. . . . . ~-. .- . ,'/ _ . _ . -~\ _ .. _ ~~--.`_. . . . . ~-_ ,-','` . ` ._ ~ ~--. . . . .~=.-'. /. ` - . -~ -. _ . - ~ - _ - ~ ~--..__~ _,. / \ - ~ . __ .. ~- ~~_. ( ` )`. _ _ `- .. - . . - ~ ~ . \ ~-` ` ` `. _ _ Seal _ - . ` . \ \ `. __ _.-~ ) _..--~~~~,' ,-/ _ .-'. . . .' ,-',' ,' ) ,'. . . _ ,--~,-'__..-' ,' ,'. . . (@)' ---~~~~ ,' /. . . . '~~ ,-' /. . . . . ,-' ; . . . . - . ,' : . . . . _ / . . . . . `-.: . . . ./ - . ) . . . | _____..---.._/ ____ Seal _ ~---~~~~----~~~~ ~~ -- .. ... .,----------------------------------,-. .. . I .. . .... .. . / Armando Frazao - aka Seal /--' .. ,'.`. ... .. .. / --*-- / .__,-'.:::.`-.__, .. . / l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt / . .. ~-------------~ .. / http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 / .. _|=|___|=|_ . (__________________________________(_; .__,-'.:::::::::.`-.__, .\/./ ~-------------------~ '\|/` "Mystery is the key to enchantment" _|_|_|___|_|_|_ _|_ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Rose.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 2 of 21 Subject: Line: Rose From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1996/04/13 Message-Id: <4kpvap$590@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Here's a rose I made sometime ago, it was meant to be offered to someone but it doesn't make sense anymore, so ... here it is to be added to that wonderful rose colletion that has been around. That is, if you find it worth it. Hope you like it, comments welcome :. ,.. .' :~.':_., .' ::.::'.' : ::' .: `.: .: .:/ `::--.:'.::' |. _:===-' / / ,---.---. __,',' (~`. \ ) )','.,---.. `v`\ | ,' .-'.:,'_____ `. )|/.-~.--~~--. ~~~-. \ _/-'_.-~ ""---.._`.| _.-~~_.-~ ""' _..--~~_.(~~ _ Seal _ __...---~~~_..--~~ ,'___...---~~~ -- ---_.------------------------------------------------------------------------ ( ` /) , /| / Armando Frazao \ _ _ // _/ _ / |/| _ _ l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt . )_(/_(_(_(/_ (_(_(_) . / / | (_(_/ (_ http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 `--'----------------------`-'-----`-'---------------------------------------- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Teeth.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 8 of 21 Subject: Line: Jaws From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1995/10/26 Message-Id: <46ogjd$j3i@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Here is something I did last weekend, I would like to ear some opinions on this, personally I didn't like the final result that much ... _..._ ___ ___ ___ ___ _..._ ,' `::. ,~ `:. ,~ `:. ,~ `:. ,~ `:. ,' `::. : `::: `:: `:: `:: `:: `::: : .::: .:: .:: .:: .:: .::: : .:::`. .;' `. .;' `. .;'.`. .;': .::: : .::: `.' .`.'.: `.' ::`.' :. .::: :. .::' ::: : `: .::: `: .:: : : .::' : .:: . :. .:: : ::' `: .::. .\ `: ,: :. : .::.: :.\ :. :.: :`: .' .::.: ::`. : :':: : `: : .;'.: : `.; :'.:: : :: ;:' :: . :' .::. .: .:: : : :' ::: :' .:: . : `:: : .:: :' .::. .: .::: : .::: ,:. .:. :' .::: : .:::,' `:. ,' `:.: .::: : .::: ::: ::: .::: : .::: ::: ::: .::: `._ .::'.`._.::' `._.::'.`._ .::' _ Seal _ ~~~ :: :: ~~~ -- "Mystery is the key to enchantment" Armando Frazao ,d@@b, \. a.k.a. Seal ._.__._._@@@@@@__...__.._..___._. _) `----._ ._..__._._.__.___._._ -_-__-_- _.' e`.__ -_-__- _ ,-'..---~~~)/---'~~~ _- _ - '.,',',- ' l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt - -_ -_ - http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Christmas_Bells.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 6 of 21 Subject: Line: Christmas From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1995/12/18 Message-Id: <4b4ujn$2vn@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Here's from me to you all ... .----------------------_._------------------------------------------. | d888b . * | | . * _ ?888P_ . | | ,-~~-'-/_~~~\.`-~:8o. * | | ,' .:8bv' .:88. . | | / .:88 .:8b . . . | | . / .:8P .:8b | | ,' .:8P\ .:88. Merry Christmas | | ,=' .:88 \ __:88g_ | | -._ .:8| | _..-~,~ ~;' and * | | ~o..__ .:8| | _-~ ?8b_ _.-' | | ~~ ~~--.:88 /:___...(888) Happy New Year | | * `^' . | | _ _ . _______________________ . | | _(\)(/)_____/\_`_\ \/_______________\ | | |`.)XX(=====/ /,---\*\----------------\ _ Seal _ | | |||`()_\____\// \ / \ \`. \ . | | `| | Y \___\ \________________\ * | | `|_________\ / / / / | | . \/___/_/________________/ . | `-------------------------------------------------------------------' -- "Mystery is the key to enchantment" Armando Frazao ,d@@b, \. a.k.a. Seal ._.__._._@@@@@@__...__.._..___._. _) `----._ ._..__._._.__.___._._ -_-__-_- _.' e`.__ -_-__- _ ,-'..---~~~)/---'~~~ _- _ - '.,',',- ' l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt - -_ -_ - http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Valentine_Heart.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 4 of 21 Subject: Line: Heart From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1996/02/19 Message-Id: <4gah2n$lgi@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Sorry for being late, will you lovers forgive me? ... :)) _.-==-._ _.-==-._ ,-'` `.`:::`-. ,-'` `.`:::`-. ,' `.::::`. ,' `.::::`. / `:::::' `::::\ | `.`:' `.:::| | `:' .:::| \ .:::/ ,/// ,/// ,dP' \ . ,:::/ ,/// ,/// <@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@) ,.:/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ `?b, `\ :: ,.:/' `\\\ `\\\ `::. ,.:/' `\\\ `\\\ `::. ,./' ::\ ,/' `' `\ ,/' `\ ,/' Seal \ ,:/ `\ '/' l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt \ '/ \/ -- ,o888b,`?88888 Armando Frazao 88888P',d888o, ,8888 888 ?888 aka Seal 888P 888 8888, 8888888P' 888 l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt 888 `?8888888 888P' 888 http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 888 `?888 `88 O d888 --*--*-- 888b O 88' `?._ _.o88888 "Keep the balance" SEAL8o._ _.P' [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Formula_1_Race_Car.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 3 of 21 Subject: Line: Formula 1 From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1996/04/21 Message-Id: <4ldu7v$j73@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii I've done this some time ago, when Pedro Lamy restarted in F1, and didn't like that much the final drawing but here it is. Maybe someone can use it before I throw it away to one of those lost directories in my HD!! :)) d88b _______________|8888|_______________ |_____________ ,~~~~~~. _____________| _________ |_____________: mmmmmm :_____________| _________ / _______ \ ,----|~~~~~~~~~~~,'\ _...._ /`.~~~~~~~~~~~|----, / _______ \ | / \ | | | |____|,d~ ~b.|____| | | | / \ | || |-------------------\-d.-~~~~~~-.b-/-------------------| || || | |8888 ....... _,===~/......... \~===._ 8888| | || || |=========_,===~~======._.=~~=._.======~~===._=========| || || | |888===~~ ...... //,, .`~~~~'. .,\\ ~~===888| | || || |===================,P'.::::::::.. `?,===================| || || |_________________,P'_::----------.._`?,_________________| || `| |-------------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-------------------| |' \_______/ _ Seal _ \_______/ -- "Mystery is the key to enchantment" Armando Frazao ,d@@b, \. a.k.a. Seal ._.__._._@@@@@@__...__.._..___._. _) `----._ ._..__._._.__.___._._ -_-__-_- _.' e`.__ -_-__- _ ,-'..---~~~)/---'~~~ _- _ - '.,',',- ' l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt - -_ -_ - http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Fox.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 9 of 21 Subject: Line: Fox From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1995/10/24 Message-Id: <46kais$lsf@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii I've seen some requests for a fox, or more than one, anyway here's my version of a fox ... ,-, _.-=;~ /_ _-~ ' ;. _.-~ ' .-~-~`-._ _.--~~:. --.____88 ____.........--~~~. .' . . _..-------~~ _..--~~~~ .' .' ,' _.-~ . . ` ,' .' :. ./ .: ,/ ` ::. ,' .:' ,( ;. ::. ,-' .' ./'.`. . . /:::._______.... _/:.o/ / ./'. . .) . _.,' `88;?88| ,' . .,/'._,-~ /_.o8P' 88P ?8b _,'' . .,/',-~ d888P' 88' 88| _.'~ . .,:oP' ?88b _..--- 88.--'8b.--..__ : ...' 88o __,------.88o ...__..._.=~- . `~~ `~~ ~-._ Seal _. `.;;;:=' ~~ ~~~ ~- - - - Hei Panther, don't make a coat out of this one! :))) -- __ ,:`-_ /\ /\ ,d@@b, ,-'W;`./WI;:.`-./W;.\/;.\_ @@@@@@ Armando Frazao ,'WWI;::.\ W;:' /WWWI;.`--'.\ `?@@P' /WWI;;;:. .`.W' /WWWII;:..:;:.`-.__ a.k.a. Seal <= Mystery is the key to enchantment `=>------------------------------ \ ~ - ' \ ~ _ ~ -' _~-~~ _ ~ ~ ` ~ / ~ \ ~- / ~ ~-_~-~ - ~ ~ ~ `-. '\ .- \ ~ /\ /~ -~_ ~- l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt ~~ `.,-~ \/ \/ - ~ ~ http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Seal_Scene.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 5 of 21 Subject: Line: Seal scene From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1996/02/12 Message-Id: <4fo0v9$49l@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Leave Seals in peace in Canada, killing times should be over!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... .... .. ... ____,-- .. ...... . ........__ __,'MMII;:. ... ......|__| _,--'MMI;:. @ /|. . ,'MMI;:.WI;;:. ,d888b, |.\ / |\ /MWI;; WWI;. J8888888L |' \ /^^|^\ ,'MWI; WWWI;;:. 888888888 |. o\ __/___|__\_ ,-'MWI;:. WI;;::. -----------------------------------|. L\-`--------'--'_MWI;:. WWI;;:. - -__--__--__--__ - \. \ `---. WI;:. ____- - __--__--__-- _ |: :. `/|-------' _ -__--__--_ - |: ::. ,''/ - _--__- _ |/ ::. /: | ___ _ --__ - /' :`--.______,-:: / ###\ _ -_ - /' ._ . `` ' `-_ ,--' --__ _,-' __/. .... . . ___,---.__,-'-. -_ __,--/' __/##`-._____,----'::::::::::::::#\ A place of storm, cruel `---'`````##:::::::::::::::::::::::::::#`---. My world of water where nature rules `````::::::::::::#######:::####\ -- But also a world of peace, to heal your soul --------- Seal 1995 ----------- So, maybe there you can find love And then my world becames your world -- ,o888b,`?88888 Armando Frazao 88888P',d888o, ,8888 888 ?888 aka Seal 888P 888 8888, 8888888P' 888 l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt 888 `?8888888 888P' 888 http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 888 `?888 `88 O d888 --*--*-- 888b O 88' `?._ _.o88888 "Keep the balance" SEAL8o._ _.P' [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Japanese_Temple.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 14 of 21 Subject: Line: Japanese building From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1995/07/24 Message-Id: <3v1d79$dd6@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Here is something I did last weekend, looks better than what I thought it would, but it gave me a problem: What is the name of this kind of building in english? Or even better, the original name in japanese? I believe it is characteristic of the fifteen century or so. Hope you like it ... /\ /\ /\ /\ _`=='_ _-~......~-_ _--~............~--_ __--~~....................~~--__ .___..---~~~................................~~~---..___, `=.________________________________________________,=' @^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^@ | | I I II I I | | | |__I___I___II___I___I__| | | /___I_ I II I _I___\ | |'_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ _`| __-~...~~~~~--------------~~~~~...~-__ ___---~~......................................~~---___ .___..---~~~......................................................~~~---..___, `=.______________________________________________________________________,=' @^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^@ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | |____| |____| | || | |____| |____| | |__________________|____||____|__________________| _-|_____|_____|_____|__|------|__|_____|_____|_____|-_ __Seal__ -- ,o888b,`?88888 Armando Frazao 88888P',d888o, ,8888 888 ?888 aka Seal 888P 888 8888, 8888888P' 888 l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt 888 `?8888888 888P' 888 http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 888 `?888 `88 O d888 --*--*-- 888b O 88' `?._ _.o88888 "Keep the balance" 88888o._ _.P' [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Map_of_Portugal.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 12 of 21 Subject: Line: Portuguese map From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1995/08/08 Message-Id: <408eud$odl@news.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Some days ago I saw a Portuguese map posted here. I had never seen a portuguese ascii map, so I decided to make one of my own a bit more close to the real thing. Here it is, a bit bigger than I wanted to. Maybe one day I can make a sig sized one :) _,--'~, ( |_,.--,.__,'~~~~~, \ | | `--. \ . / |o ______| _,' | _/ | ,--.--- \ / |__|___ | | | / , ,-. / ,---------------------------. ( |_____| ~. | _ | / /' | o ~ | | ------. ____/ | _ | / ______| `. | _~ == | ,' | | o ___~~- | ) , \ | ~~~~ | / ,' |~~~~~~ \_ | `==== | | /_ ) | | |__o/_/ ,--._,- ,' | ACORES = | --' |__|___ ( | ' | )__- \ |---------------------------| \ ,-----. \_ | _ | | |_____| _( | ;-' | / ,~ | _ _. | \ ,--. ; | < `~' `-.__ | | |__|___ / | `---.__,' | | `. | | | | | MADEIRA | / _\ `---------------------------' /.--'~~`---.__,-~~ -- "Mystery is the key to enchantment" Armando Frazao ,d@@b, \. a.k.a. Seal ._.__._._@@@@@@__...__.._..___._. _) `----._ ._..__._._.__.___._._ -_-__-_- _.' e`.__ -_-__- _ ,-'..---~~~)/---'~~~ _- _ - '.,',',- ' l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt - -_ -_ - http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Tropical_Beach.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 11 of 21 Subject: Line: Tropical Island From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1995/08/19 Message-Id: <4154s5$itc@news.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com References: <40n1vo$lf9@news.wwa.com> Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Elaine Wilson (closr@ix.netcom.com) wrote: : What I need is a little tropical island, one palm tree, but no marooned : sailor, and a sun above it, and water on either side. : Ideally, it would be no more than about 15 lines long; it's going : to be a "welcome" macro for a trivia game I run on Delphi. : I'm in a rush but I know better than to bug people who are doing me : a favor! ;) : Thanks tons! Either post here or mail ... Netcom limits my news choices : so this is the only one of the ascii newsgroups I can get. : Elaine : closr@ix.netcom.com : closr2fine@delphi.com ,oo888888888888oo, ,o88888888888888888888o, ,o88888`"8o o888"""'888888o, o888888*" " " "oo8888888o 88888" , o"88888888 d8888 m*" ,' ; , "88888888b 8888888 m* m |8m ; m 88888888 888888888 mm# |8888 8m8888888888 88888888888| |888888m888888888888 `8888888888| |888888888888888888' `888888888 |88 /88888888888888' `88888888| 8 |/ o88888888888' .....88888888 88888888888" :::::::::::::......:?????????...__.__.___.___.___._..__..___.__._Seal._..___ ::::::::::::.......:::::::::::::::::::::::. :::::::::::.....::..:::::::::::::::::::::' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How about this? I found the palmtree posted here somemonths ago, diddled it, added the sand an water and now I use it as room description on some portuguese talkers Hope it helps -- ,o888b,`?88888 Armando Frazao 88888P',d888o, ,8888 888 ?888 aka Seal 888P 888 8888, 8888888P' 888 l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt 888 `?8888888 888P' 888 http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 888 `?888 `88 O d888 --*--*-- 888b O 88' `?._ _.o88888 "Keep the balance" SEAL8o._ _.P' [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Karate_Foot.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 17 of 21 Subject: Line: Karate From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1995/06/14 Message-Id: <3rnhot$2q2@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii A few days ago I asked for the meaning of this two characters below It seems everyone agrees it means open/empty hand. That I've already heard and, as almost everybody pointed out, it's the well known "Karate" so, here it is with a little more of the same. Thanx to those who bothered to reply ... b, ___ ?8b ,'~~~~~~~----------~~~~~~~~: ___) `8P / : ___) ,pgggggggoooooogg, | :____) d8 `~~~' ,_ jP' \ :____) ,jP' )8b `8b ~ `.______________ :._---. ~ ,8P' ____ ?8b \ ~~~--_ :: | ~ `8888b `~' \ /' ~~~---~~~-----' dP' \ |`. ,gggggj88888888bggggg, /| |::\ '~~~~~~ |:: :::|``, `._:::::::_,'b o: ,ggggggpoooo \ ~~~~~~~ |^/ `~~~~b, | /-'_..---. ?8b \ / |__,==_j 8gggpj888888P~ \ . |--'|:|\ 88) | : :. |//,\__/ ,gggj88888888bggo= \: : :|/| / `~~' 88) | ~~:-~\%.`-' 88' |. : .|\\ ,8P \ . : . | \\ ?88P | .:. / ' Seal -- ,o888b,`?88888 Armando Frazao 88888P',d888o, ,8888 888 ?888 aka Seal 888P 888 8888, 8888888P' 888 l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt 888 `?8888888 888P' 888 http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 888 `?888 `88 O d888 --*--*-- 888b O 88' `?._ _.o88888 "Keep the balance" 88888o._ _.P' [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Bottles_Floating_in_the_Sea.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 16 of 21 Subject: Line-talk: "Small" bottle floating From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1995/06/20 Message-Id: <3s6q8h$rve@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii May Nguyen writes: >Hi everyone, >I'm looking for an ascii picture of a little bottle floating on water. >(It's for my signature file.) Better yet, I'm looking for a bottle with >a message in it. (A little scroll of paper sticking out of it would be >best.) If you happen to have one, please post it or e-mail it to me at >btnguyen@indiana.edu. Thank you very much in advance. Your reply would >be greatly appreciated. I don't know what size you wanted to your sig, but I can say it's not easy to do a small bottle floating. Here are two I came up with. I don't like the first one but I decided to post it too ;8o ___,' ,~ .--.__.--.__.,' _ :--.__.--.__ ,' /;@; \ - ,' ,;',' ,'- -_ ~-. _ ''_'_-~_- ~ - - ~ ~ _ This one looks much better, but it can be considered a little big (but not as big as it seems, only 9 lines). Well, I have one 9 lines signature and no one complained so far :)) Besides, after replacing my words, you still get lots of free space to write what ever you like ... ,d88b, ,_-~\ __.__888888__.___.._.__._.__._...___._._. _.' \ `\ __.__._.__._.__._Seal_.__ --_-_--- _.-'~~~~---__-' `\ _- -__-_- - _.-' -~~- __ --,. __~ Armando Frazao -_-- - _.-' _ _ -- - ' ,' ,-' l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt _ _ _.-' _ - ' Got lost ; - _ _ - _.-' -' on the ocean !! ' :_- _ - - - .-' / Can you find me? / ; _ - - - _~- _~ ~_ -'_ _ _ _ _ - -_ -~ _~ _ - http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 -- _____ _____ ______ __ -/\ __\---/\ __\---/\ __ \---/\ \---------------------------------------- -\ \ \_/_--\ \ \_/---\ \ \_\ \--\ \ \-------------- Armando Frazao --------- --\ \___ \--\ \ _\---\ \ __ \--\ \ \----- http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 - ---\/ __\ \--\ \ \/__--\ \ \/\ \--\ \ \____---- l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt ----- -----/\____\--\ \____\--\ \_\ \_\--\ \_____\-------------------------------- -----\/____/---\/____/---\/_/\/_/---\/_____/-------------------- 1995 IST -- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/Seal/Lizard.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 13 of 21 Subject: Line: Big Lizard From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Date: 1995/07/27 Message-Id: <3v8p1k$sih@miso.wwa.com> Approved: boba@wwa.com Sender: boba@miso.wwa.com Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Someone requested a lizard? Well, here's one I made. It's just the biggest lizard you can find on earth, known as the Komodo's Dragon. Is that lizard enough? :-) _____ _.--~_..__ ~~-._ "Varanus Komodoensis" :..____~ ~~--.._ ~~-.. ~ ._ ~~----__________ `-._ `. __ ~~~~~~-----...__ ~~\. ~-. .------.. ~~~---__ `. . .- ~~-----_________ ,' ~== __ ~~--__ \ \=_ | ___ ~ - ~-. \. ) ~--__ | `._ ;:~~:---__ `. `._ \ \~-.-------~~ \ \ ~~~~~_::. ) ~~--__ |`. | | ,=:__) \ \ `----' `-. / | | | __...=-. ) ;' | ,-=~~_,' '~~.==----' _Seal_ _,-' / ~~~ _______.......----~~~ _,' --~~""""---......._________...--' -- __ ,:`-_ /\ /\ ,d@@b, ,-'W;`./WI;:.`-./W;.\/;.\_ @@@@@@ Armando Frazao ,'WWI;::.\ W;:' /WWWI;.`--'.\ `?@@P' /WWI;;;:. .`.W' /WWWII;:..:;:.`-.__ a.k.a. Seal <= Mystery is the key to enchantment `=>------------------------------ \ ~ - ' \ ~ _ ~ -' _~-~~ _ ~ ~ ` ~ / ~ \ ~- / ~ ~-_~-~ - ~ ~ ~ `-. '\ .- \ ~ /\ /~ -~_ ~- l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt ~~ `.,-~ \/ \/ - ~ ~ http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/Syringes.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 25 of 31 Subject: Talk-Line: Medical/nurse stuff From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/03/20 Message-Id: <4ip8ei$brd@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com References: <4ic94b$j2q@miso.wwa.com> Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii In article <4ic94b$j2q@miso.wwa.com>, avleone@netcom.com (Nurse Able) wrote: > Has anyone ever seen or has anything medical related? I was looking for > some smaller things 2-3".. stethoscopes, or syringes, and maybe a little > nurse person??? > > Thanks 2 syringes, cobbled together in about a minute, suitable for the .sig of a nurse, doctor, or heroin addict. FRM . ____ |==|iiii|>----- ' ~~~~ _____ | | T~~~T |- | |- | |- | |- | +---+ \ / `v' | | | | ,_ . ._. _. . , _-\','|~\~ ~/ ;-'_ _-' ,;_;_, ~~- /~~-\_/-'~'--' \~~| ', ,' / / ~|-_\_/~/~ ~~--~~~~'--_ / ,/'-/~ '\ ,' _ , '|,'|~ ._/-, /~ ~/-'~\_, '-,| '|. ' ~ ,\ /'~ / /_ /~ .-~ '| '',\~|\ _\~ ,_ , /| '\ /'~ |_/~\\,-,~ \ " ,_,/ | | / ._-~'\_ _~| \ ) / \ __-\ '/ ~ |\ \_ / ~ ., '\ |, ~-_ - | \\_' ~| /\ \~ , ~-_' _; '\ '-, \,' /\/ | '\_,~'\_ \_ _, /' ' |, /|' / \_ ~ | / \ ~'; -,_. | ~\ | | , '-_, ,; ~ ~\ \, / \ / /| ,-, , -, | ,/ | |' |/ ,- ~ \ '. ,| ,/ \ ,/ \ | __________________ / | ~ -~~-, / _ Felix Roy Mariposa | ,-' ~ / mr.bob@garlic.com / ,' ~ __________________ ',| ~ ~' O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/EWJ_Jim_and_Princess.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 21 of 31 Subject: Talk-line: Earthworm Jim, Princess What's-Her-Name From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/03/21 Message-Id: <4irfo5$38s@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Yes! I'm diversifying -- doing a different member of the EWJ cast. Below is a head shot of Princess What's-Her-Name (or Hey You to her friends) -- I didn't do the body because it was impossible -- and our good friend Jim, whom you've all seen plenty of recently, looking down on a box below him (Suitable for a .sig? You decide!). As always, considering how new I am to ASCII art, any and all comments and feedback will be read and appreciated -- What do all you dudes and dudettes think of these, and what should I try next? (Of course, if you like EWJ, I've got plenty more pictures to work from. Both were done free-hand, working with the EWJ or EWJ2 manual as a guide. Enough yammering -- let's get to the pics: _-__ _-^,-. \ _-^ / / / _-^ ' _-^\\\ ,^-_-^ ,' \\\/ ,' \/ ,' /,' / /' _. O _-^`. / / /| X /-__./`-__ \ /-_ / \ / \ _. /___/ `-_-_`> |,------_ ^^--___/ \__/. |\`.| |___ ' |,;:==::.^-_ | ,' | \ \ ','\ //___---\\_ ^-_ '.,' / \^-_ \ `.| / ,' __---^^ __--||^-_ ^-=/ |__^-, `. \ / ,'--^^ ___--^^ //_-^_=~=/ /----//\ 6'"6'---/ ,-^ .`==::==' _-^ / |,'\ // \ /_-^ |-_____--^ /-_ /-.\ \,'/ `. | __---/-_ ^-_/ `v',' __ `. / |,---. /-_ ^-_/ ,^ _-^ `. `. \ / X ^-_/ _-^ _-^ `. `. \ \ / _-^ ,' `. `. `. /,^ ,' `. `. ^-___--------^< <_ `. `. ^-_ ^-_ \ \ ^-_ ^-_ \ \ ^-_ ^-_ \ \ ___---__ \ ) ___---__ \ \ _-^~\ \ ~~^-^ ,'_-^~ ~~^-^ ,' <^ | | _-^ <~ ___-^ +----------------------------------`--__L____L__--~-----`--_L____L__--~--------+ | | +------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ _-^^-_ ,' `. o o / . \ \ \ | o _-^\ / `. \ | |V \_/| ,' . > / ^-_ / |^-_ / ,' ' |,' `. ___|^-_/ / _-^^-_ | .~~~--\ _-^ `. ,'^-.,' . ) | (/////`.\,' _--.~ ,=-_\ ' \ \`.`.`./ ,-^ \ | \ \/ `.^-_ | / ,^~`. `' ,^~` \ ^-_ | | "-.,^-_\ ',^," \ \ | \ \ \ / ) \ \ \ \ \ \ / / \ \ \ ^-__*) (*_-: ^-_ \ `. `. \ | ^--__ `. `.\ ) /_--_ ^^-- ,. | :_ `. `\. `.,-^,/ `. `.`- \`.// `. |`-_`._> \ `. ^-^ ,__-^| `^' | A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-|_|---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-|~|---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/EWJ_Jim_Head_and_Body.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 17 of 31 Subject: Line: Large Earthworm Jim Picture (First of Two) From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/03/23 Message-Id: <4j11ho$f40@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii I posted just the head of this one earlier. Freehand, copied from the cover of EWJ manual. Criticism, feedback, and other comments always welcome; I'm still new to ASCII art, so I'd like responses. FRM ,'^--__ / / ^^--_ / ./ ,'^-. /`. / ^-_ ,' `. ,--. | / ^-_ _-\ ,--^--^-. \ \ \_- \ / \ .> / `.-_| \ | ,--^^^-- \ ,.-^^ \,' / `.`. ~\ |/ ' \ `'--~~' | `.`. `._-^> | | | `.\ ,'_-^ | | \ \\ /,' / \ | \O \`.'/ / \ ,-^^-_ | \ / \O_/ \ (__--\ \/ \,'^`. | `,^--_ \ \ / i . `-___\ ,^--_. ^^--_. (+-+-+-+-+-\ '_',-:.^-_ > \ \ l '_-''^~/' | | > | `.,' ,' | | | / ,' | | / / ,' __--__ \_/ / __---^/ ,'_-^ ^-_ | | ,--,--^^^--,' / ,' `. \ | ,' / ,':^-__----^^^/ \ | / ,' ,' ,'`^--^^,','/ _-^^^-_| | | / / ,' ,',' | ,' `. | | / / / / ,',' ( \ / \ | / / / ,',' \ \' i | |. / / ,',' | / | / \ ^-_| | ,',' | /\ | i \ | |,','-___ _-^\ i `. | | / \ ',' ^^^^---____--^^ \ \ ^-_ | | / / < / `. `. ^^--_l \ / / /\`. ,' `. ^-_ / ,-^^-J | / / \ \ _-^ `. ^^--_/ ._-^~~^. ,' `.`. \ / / \ \ ,' `-_ ,' |`---' ^v^ \ \ Y / \ \ :' ^-__.' |-_____) \ \ / / \ \ | |-_____) | /| / \ i / \=___)___---^^^^---J '/ | |__-^l `^^' i`-------------^^^ ,' `._________________-' | \ / | ,' | ,' ,-__-. / ,' ,' `> | ,' ,' / | / / | | A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-|_|---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-|~|---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/Freakazoid.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 2 of 31 Subject: Line: Freakazoid! From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/04/13 Message-Id: <4knltj$c5n@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii An original ASCII of the only super-hero to freely admit that he's running around in underwear... ___===A@@@@A===___ .=A@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@===__ ,A@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@A==__. ,A@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Y=^~^>@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@A. /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Y',A, /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@A. /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Y',A@/ 'V==~'._.'~###\@@@@@@@Y' \@@@@@@@@@@@@@/,A@@/ ___==@@@@@@@@AaA@@@@@Y' `Y@@@@@@@@@@//@@@@zA@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Y' ^=Z@@@@@@@V@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Z=' `-__@@@@_-^~^`.@@@@@@@@@@@Y=^ !___`--^__. ,'@@@@@@@@@@@An__. |/o \%/o \ \@@,---.@@@@@@Z=^' |\__,.\___/ |/ /| |@@@Z=^ /'. \"`. ,\ '~ /@Z=^ i |'------' | T--' | \ / | | ! :------/ / | \ | / / ! \ \ ,' / \ \ `-' / ,'\ ___------_`. .' _-^ \,------____ _-^~ '-'~~~^ ~^-_ ,' `. / \ / ,___. \ | .-----------. i | | | / ! | ##| .-------' i## ###| |#####! |### ####| |==.#i !#### ####| |#| i##### ####| .--'#| |##### ###| |####! !#### ##| |###i i#### |__|###| !# `---' .--. '--' Comments, suggestion, constructive criticism, lewd propositions, and other feedback are always welcomed... And, have no fear, more Earthworm Jim is coming soon. (Hahaha! I can't be stopped!) FRM, who always gets like this without his medication A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-| |---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-| |---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/EWJ_Jim_Head_Front_View.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 20 of 31 Subject: Talk-Line: Earthworm Jim... yes, again. From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/03/22 Message-Id: <4itnp9$n1l@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Some people might call this being stuck in a rut... Freehand ASCII, copied from the cover of the EWJ manual. Actually, this is a work in progress, but the head turned out better than I hoped, so I decided to post. Comments, criticism, suggestions always welcome. FRM ,'^--__ / / ^^--_ / ./ ,'^-. /`. / ^-_ ,' `. | / ^-_ _-\ \ \ \_- \ .> / `.-_| \ ,.-^^ \,' / `.`. ~\ `'--~~' | `.`. `._-^> | `.\ ,'_-^ \ \\ /,' / \O \`.'/ / \ / \O_/ \,'^`. | / i . `-___\ (+-+-+-+-+-\ \ l '_-''^~/' `.,' ,' / ,' / ,' / ,' A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-|_|---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-|~|---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/Tortoise.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 31 of 54 Subject: Re: REQ: Sig turtle From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/04/03 Message-Id: References: Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art In article , __Craig Cook__ wrote: > Anyone have a small turtle? Well, it's actually a tortoise, but here's something I doodled for ya. Feel free to modify it if you like. FRM ._ .--. (' \ ,' `. `._:^ \:> ^T~~~~~~T' ~" ~" A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-| |---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-| |---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/Akbar_and_Jeff_Face_Each_Other.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 4 of 31 Subject: Line: Akbar & Jeff From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/04/11 Message-Id: <4ki8ul$415@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Brothers or lovers, or possibly both... >From Matt Groenig's LIFE IN HELL. .=~\ /~=. ,'|-~'--__. .__--'~-|`. / | '' \ / '' | \ + C | | ) + | --' '-- | | l----` '----| | | | | | /`----'\ /`----'\ / \ / \ 'T~T'/\\ //\ /\\ //\'T~T' | \// \Y/ \ / \Y/ \\/ | UJJ--------' '--------UJJ | | | | `---^---' `---^---' | | | | | | | | `===`=== ==='===' Comments, suggestions, etc. always welcome. FRM A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-| |---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-| |---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/EWJ_Jim_Psy-Crow_and_Princess.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 12 of 31 Subject: Line: The Earthworm Jim cast From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/03/26 Message-Id: <4j90f0$j2v@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii The three principal characters of EWJ2... this picture is half new, half old, but put together to resemble part of the EWJ2 cover. Comments, criticism, employment offers, requests, bequests, and pleas for mercy are always appreciated -- It's only been a week or so since I started doing these. FRM ._____. __--^^ _-^-_--__ _-^ / _ \ ^-_ .' ,^ /^-_/ \/\ `. / /___| \ | \ / _/ \ \| \ i / | | ' i | |o|(O) | | | \ | / | | |___|_/| | | '----'/ | l (/ l \ -____/ / \ \ | / `. \ | ,' ^-_ ,-\ \-. _-^ ^^--_`------'_--^^ +---------------------+ +-| Earth Worm |-+ | | J I M | | | +---------------------+ | \__\ /__/ .____. .____. __--^^ ^^--__ __--^^|^-_ /^^--__ _-^ ^-_ _-^`. ___|^-_/ / _-^-_ ,' ,_---------------_. `. ,' _-^ `. ,'^-.,' .`. / / ._ , \ \ /`.\,' _--.~ ,=-_\ ' \ / / .--\ `. /^^/ \ \ /.`./ ,-^ \ | \ \ i | | `--`^'--'____ | i i^-_ | / ,^~`. `' ,^~` i | | \_ `--___ __ _--`>| | |^-_ | | "-.,^-_\ ',^," | | o | \ \__ `~ `~ | | | | \ \ \ / ) | | | | `-.__`-^_ __,| | | \ \ \ \ \ / / | | / | `. `-^--'/ | | | \ \ ^-__*) (*_-: ^-_ | l \ \ / __--' / l l `. `. \ | ^--_l \ | \ ,_-- / / ---_. / / \ `.\ ) /_--_ / \ |,_.`=--___L__L____--=' / \ `. `\. `.,-^,/ `. / `. `:~\ _---_ \--. ,' `. |`-_`._> ,' ^-_ | | | | | _-^ ^-_ ,__-^| `^' _-^ ^^--_ _--^^ ^^--_ _--^^ +---------------------+ +---------------------+ +-| The Evil |-+ +-| Princess |-+ | | PSY-CROW | | | | WHAT'S-HER-NAME | | | +---------------------+ | | +---------------------+ | \__\ /__/ \__\ /__/ A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-|_|---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-|~|---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/EWJ_Jim_Head_Side_View.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 28 of 31 Subject: Talk-Line: Still More Earthworm Jim From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/03/19 Message-Id: <4imds4$729@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Another picture of EWJ I did, since no one else appears to have any. These EWJ pictures (and a picture of Babylon 5, also posted here) are my first serious attempts at ASCII art, and I would greatly appreciate feedback. Do you dudes like 'em? Do you hate em? Are you totally indifferent? And should I bother continuing to post? FRM ,____. ,-^ ^-.___ / \ ^-. _| /~\ | \ _-^ | (#) |0 | / | \_/ |_____|____ / \ / _-^~~~\ / \ _-`-_ _-' _-^ \ \| / \ / ~~~~~~| __-^ \ \ \ | \/ \ / \ \ _-^^ | | \/---______-^ \ \ |########/ \ \ |##\||/// ^-_ \ |###|//' ' \_-^\ |###|/| ' \ | |###|/| o _ | / |###//| ' < \_/ / |-----~~~~~~~~---____ \___/ |\ _-^\^^--__ ^. / \_/##\\| ^^--__-' / _=--^' ' ,_____. / _-^ / ,--- _-^_-^ || _-^_-^ |\ _-^/| \`---'/ `^^^' ,_ . ._. _. . , _-\','|~\~ ~/ ;-'_ _-' ,;_;_, ~~- /~~-\_/-'~'--' \~~| ', ,' / / ~|-_\_/~/~ ~~--~~~~'--_ / ,/'-/~ '\ ,' _ , '|,'|~ ._/-, /~ ~/-'~\_, '-,| '|. ' ~ ,\ /'~ / /_ /~ .-~ '| '',\~|\ _\~ ,_ , /| '\ /'~ |_/~\\,-,~ \ " ,_,/ | | / ._-~'\_ _~| \ ) / \ __-\ '/ ~ |\ \_ / ~ ., '\ |, ~-_ - | \\_' ~| /\ \~ , ~-_' _; '\ '-, \,' /\/ | '\_,~'\_ \_ _, /' ' |, /|' / \_ ~ | / \ ~'; -,_. | ~\ | | , '-_, ,; ~ ~\ \, / \ / /| ,-, , -, | ,/ | |' |/ ,- ~ \ '. ,| ,/ \ ,/ \ | __________________ / | ~ -~~-, / _ Felix Roy Mariposa | ,-' ~ / mr.bob@garlic.com / ,' ~ __________________ ',| ~ ~' O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/EWJ_Jim_with_a_Grin.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 7 of 31 Subject: Line: Earthworm Jim From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/04/21 Message-Id: <4ldu8p$j9m@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii He's back, he's bad, he's a really big worm! Orginal ASCII of EWJ, done freehand; comments/feedback welcome. FRM ._. ,' ^-_ ,' ,' `. / / `. /| l `. / `..^.| .-. \ \ / `. / `. ,'"'. >--\ / \/ _ \ / _-^ i o\(*) i /,' l |~ | V '. /\ / `-___-' '--: \ \ \ (_ \,-; \ '-----' / \ | \ / | / | / / / _----_ ,-.===/'. ,' _------_ _-^ ^-__/,'***/'.,'__-^ `. _-^ / //____/ ,'*\\\ `. ,' | ||###,','`.**||\ \ / | ||_-','####\*|| | | | | \\-^#######`|| | | | | \ \`.######,' ! | | /. | \ \ `----' ,' | | \ ,\ \ \ `------'/ / | \ / ` | \ \ / / | | / / \ \ / / ! | / /. \ \ / / ,:\ \ | /\ `. \ Y / ,'/ \ __-----_\ ,| / \ `------- \ \/ -----' / \/...--...`\ / __---__ ,' `. /\ \ / |' ..--...`.| /,'...-...`. `: / \ \ ,' \' '/ |.'...-...'| \ / / \ \ ,' | / \.' '| \ / / \ \'/__ / / \ / .`--'--'-----`--`. \ _-' / | `-^. ,--. |________________||~',-/ | | `' / / | \/ / | ._--~^ | | | | ! | | | i\ /__/_-' \ \ \ \ ,'~~~~i | / `~' `. \`.\ : \ i | L/ \ | `| | | | | | \_/ `-' | | | | A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-| |---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-| |---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/EWJ_Evil_the_Cat_Stalking.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 8 of 31 Subject: Line: Earthworm Jim: Evil the Cat From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/04/21 Message-Id: <4ldu96$jai@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Evil the Cat, the most evil cat in history. Original ASCII, comments welcome. FRM . . \\ i| _-^-_ \`. || / .^. `. \ \ ,///.' | / / `. \ \ `-' | / / > > \ | < < / / \ | `.\ /,' \ | // // `___ ^-_ // || \ ^-_--~~/ ' \\ *`-' `*-' \\ ,\ _-_| \i .-_.,^^^.,'/ `\||| "/ -' /. \|' / / | ' / \ m__----___ /_-`m ^-m' A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-| |---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-| |---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/EWJ_Large_Jim_and_Snott.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 18 of 31 Subject: Line: Large Earthworm Jim Picture (Second of Two) From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/03/23 Message-Id: <4j11jc$f6v@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii I posted a version of this one earlier; on this, I added Snott, Jim's faithful sidekick. Freehand, copied from the cover of EWJ2 manual. Criticism, feedback, and other comments always welcome; I'm still new to ASCII art, so I'd like responses. FRM ,-^-_ ,.' ^-_ /o \ /~~\ \ `.,' |o | \ / \ / __--^-_ ( `' _--~~ `. \ /\ ,' / `.. \ / \ ,' | `:. )-_ / `'_ | `. / ^-_ / ~-. | / \ / \ ) / | | / \ _-^ ~ / /`. / __ \ | \ ,^-_ ,-^^^^ / / 0 `. /./ ^--| ^-_ / .' .. .' / `. 0 ` / `. \ ^-_ ,' / ,'^-_ | / `. / /\ | `. _-^~^-_ ,/-_ `-_-^ ^--__-_ / / 7 `' / ) / \ _-^\ ^-_////,---___ ^-_' / / 7 / / ~ \ .' \ ,^-_/ ^^^--__ `. X / / 7 /| /\ \/ _-^-_ / \ ^-_ > / \ / / /.`' ) | ,-^ \/ \ ^-_ / / , \ / /\ ) ,' |--/ \ \ --==-_ ,'//=./ \< \ \ /\ ~ ~ | | \ > ... | -==-_~-_ ///////; \\ \ \ / \ | | `- / .' _-^| *****~-_\ /////////\ \\ \ \ / \ | ,'\/ -'''./ .'_-^ \/ .''..***\\///////// \\/\ \/ \ \ | `-' .^-_ ': / | \***\\/////// /\/,' `./ \ \__/ / _-^-_ **||///// \/' \ o\ (0)/ / \**||//// ^-_-|'-__-^ _-_ | .^.|**||/// / / /***^-\_\ \**||// r\/ | \******* > )*||/ \ ^-_ \ \******/ /*// \ ~- `._`**_-^ ,^*// \ .' ~~~ /**// ^-_ .' __--^_-~/ _-^\ |\ ^:_--^^^______-~ .' \ | \\\ ///// .' `. \ \\`. |//// .' / `. ,__---^~~~`.__-' <,-' ,^~~ ,>.__--__ \__.----'^^^~~ ( /`. \ \ \,'' L _ ______---------L__ __-------________-^ ,-^~ `------' \ ( . ______ \ \ \~ ^^-______________--. \ `.. `. `. \ \ \ `. \ \ \ `. `. \ \ `. \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | \ | | ,____. | | | __--~~ ~~--__ | | \ _-^ ^-J \ `. ,-^ `. \ `. _____ \ \ ^-___ ____^^ ^^--^-_ ) ^^^^ ^-_ ,' ~ A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-|_|---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-|~|---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/Baltimore_Detective_Badge.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 1 of 31 Subject: Line: Baltimore Police Shield From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Rev. Felix Roy Mariposa) Date: 1996/05/15 Message-Id: <4nca6j$lu5@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: Universal Life Church Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Since I'm a big fan of HOMICIDE:Life on the Street (10pm Friday, NBC)... The Detective Shield for the Baltimore City Police Department, as seen on the cover of "HOMICIDE:A Year on the Killing Streets" by David Simon. ,---__,------__---. ,'////<: = ]\\\\\`. ///__---^~~"""~~^---__\\\ //,' D E T E C T I V E `.\\ / \ __---^~~~^---__ / \ /,. \,' /.-----.\ `./ ,.\ // `. MMM ,^. MMM ,' \\ //.--. ~~^^---^~ ~^---^^~~ .--.\\ / '> \ __--'^^~~~^^`--__ / <' \ \ / _-^ o L I c ^-_ \ / \ ,' P __--^^^^^--__ E `. / \ \ ,-^ ^-. / / i \,' ,^-__-^~/\^-__-^. `./ i | /|#`|`.| ||**\ */-\ | ! '>#| `|`.||--/* \*<' ! / /|#|_|#_|||________\ \ / \ * *||.| |#| |/ \ i \**\ */-[]|`.|#| / i | \-/* \/~~\`|`.|/ | | /`. `. ./_[]_\.`,' ,'\ | ! / `-. ^|______|^ ,-' \ ! \ `. ~~^--_____--^~~ ,' / \ `-_ BALTIMORE _-' / `. ^~--._________.--~^ ,' ^-_ _-^ ^~--__ 1 6 4 __--~^ `. ,' `-' ,-^-_ `>. / _ `-'> / |,' / ^-_/' The Right Reverend Felix Roy Mariposa | |__--. (Universal Life Church) | *|(@)/ - - - \_/--/ .:===:. mr.bob@garlic.com <^-_ |//#####\\ \ ||##._.##|| \ \ ,' \#|| ^-_^--\ |// \^--^ // „If you got good gums, ain't nothin' gonna get you down.¾ ':===:' - Earthworm Jim [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/EWJ_Jim_and_Psy-Crow.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 29 of 31 Subject: Line: Earthworm Jim From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/03/18 Message-Id: <4ij5i8$bkm@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii About a week ago, I asked if anybody had any EWJ asciis. Since there were no replies, I made my own. This is my first serious attempt at ascii-art... constructive criticism appreciated. FRM EarthWorm Jim: _-^-_ / _ \ / / \ \ ___ /___|___\ | //- _/ \ -- \| // / | | '\ || |o|(O) | || || \ | / || || |___|_/| || || '----'/ || || (/ || || -____/ || \\ \ | // `== \ | ====' ,-\ \-. `------' "GROOVY!!" The Evil Psy-Crow ,_---------------_. / ._ , \ / .--\ `. /^^/ \ | | `--`^'--'____ | | \_ `--___ __ _--`>| | \ \__ `~ `~ | | `-.__`-^_ __,| | `. `-^--'/ | \ / __--' / \ / / / `-_______________-' ,_ . ._. _. . , _-\','|~\~ ~/ ;-'_ _-' ,;_;_, ~~- /~~-\_/-'~'--' \~~| ', ,' / / ~|-_\_/~/~ ~~--~~~~'--_ / ,/'-/~ '\ ,' _ , '|,'|~ ._/-, /~ ~/-'~\_, '-,| '|. ' ~ ,\ /'~ / /_ /~ .-~ '| '',\~|\ _\~ ,_ , /| '\ /'~ |_/~\\,-,~ \ " ,_,/ | | / ._-~'\_ _~| \ ) / \ __-\ '/ ~ |\ \_ / ~ ., '\ |, ~-_ - | \\_' ~| /\ \~ , ~-_' _; '\ '-, \,' /\/ | '\_,~'\_ \_ _, /' ' |, /|' / \_ ~ | / \ ~'; -,_. | ~\ | | , '-_, ,; ~ ~\ \, / \ / /| ,-, , -, | ,/ | |' |/ ,- ~ \ '. ,| ,/ \ ,/ \ | __________________ / | ~ -~~-, / _ Felix Roy Mariposa | ,-' ~ / mr.bob@garlic.com / ,' ~ __________________ ',| ~ ~' [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/Babylon_5_EA_Logo.txt [Previous] [Next Hitlist] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 30 of 31 Subject: Line-talk: Babylon 5 Ascii's From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/03/18 Message-Id: <4ij5hn$bd8@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com References: <4ied24$fid@miso.wwa.com> Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii,alt.ascii-Art In article <4ied24$fid@miso.wwa.com>, Kosh wrote: > Greetings everyone, > > I'm just wondering where all the Babylon 5 ascii's are. I haven't seen > any. :( I did see a lot of Star Wars and Star Trek, though. :) > > Well, here's my ascii drawing of Ambassador Kosh Naranek's ship (in the .sig): > > What do you folks think? Any suggestions/comments welcome (good or bad) > so I may try to improve it. :) > > -- > Wind to your Wings, > -Ambassador Kosh Naranek, converted Trekkie... Now a B5 Lurker... > > ____,----._ Sirius T. Bontea > ,--'| _|" o;. `.____ ____ ,,=====._ > .=|.':| U| ;:;: .- \,,`-.===='}.,'\// "` > (]=|;: |o | ,. ( :;)::( ):;::>}X==========- Romulan Mailing List > `=| :;| | ,: o `-_/``,-`====.}___/\\ _, > `--.|__|_ .: _,' """ ``====='' Romulan Star Empire > ~ ~`----' > Vorlon Starship, Transport Class > "The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote." > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That is incredible... here's my meager contribution, and I didn't even make it. __________ / _________ \ / / \ \ ------------------------------------------------ / ______________________________________________ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ \ \ / / \ \ ____________________ / / \ \ l------------------- / \ \ / / / \ / \ / / \ \ ____________ / / \ \ / / \ \ l----------- / \ \ / / / \ / \ \ \ / / / /\ \ / /\ \ \ \ \ \_____/ / \ \ / / \ \_____/ / \________/ \ \________/ / \________/ \__________/ Artist: Posted By: carter@teleport.com (Chris Carter) mr.bob@garlic.com (FRM ,_ . ._. _. . , _-\','|~\~ ~/ ;-'_ _-' ,;_;_, ~~- /~~-\_/-'~'--' \~~| ', ,' / / ~|-_\_/~/~ ~~--~~~~'--_ / ,/'-/~ '\ ,' _ , '|,'|~ ._/-, /~ ~/-'~\_, '-,| '|. ' ~ ,\ /'~ / /_ /~ .-~ '| '',\~|\ _\~ ,_ , /| '\ /'~ |_/~\\,-,~ \ " ,_,/ | | / ._-~'\_ _~| \ ) / \ __-\ '/ ~ |\ \_ / ~ ., '\ |, ~-_ - | \\_' ~| /\ \~ , ~-_' _; '\ '-, \,' /\/ | '\_,~'\_ \_ _, /' ' |, /|' / \_ ~ | / \ ~'; -,_. | ~\ | | , '-_, ,; ~ ~\ \, / \ / /| ,-, , -, | ,/ | |' |/ ,- ~ \ '. ,| ,/ \ ,/ \ | __________________ / | ~ -~~-, / _ Felix Roy Mariposa | ,-' ~ / mr.bob@garlic.com / ,' ~ __________________ ',| ~ ~' [Previous] [Next Hitlist] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/Gecko_Lizard.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 31 of 31 Subject: Line: lizard From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/01/06 Message-Id: <4cltcm$edq@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii In article <4cbmd0$h2o@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>, cpekh@mckimmon01.mck.ncsu.edu (Kim Holbrook) wrote: > Hi all. I am in search of an ascii lizard. > Please email if you have one or know where I > can locate one. Thanks to all in advance. > > Kim cpekh@mckimmon01.mck.ncsu.edu It's actually a gecko, but here goes: _____________________________ | _ | | /"\ | | /o o\ | | _\/ \ / \/_ | | \\._/ /_.// | | `--, ,----' | | / / | | ^ / \ | | /| ( ) | | / | ,__\ /__, | | \ \ _//---, ,--\\_ | | \ \ /\ / / /\ | | \ \.___,/ / | | \.______,/ | | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ --- FRM mr.bob@garlic.com -- Save Mystery Science Theater 3000! Comedy Central has declined to renew MST3k. Comedy Central | Write and tell them to bring it back. To find out 1775 Broadway, 10th Floor | what else you can do, go on the web to: New York, NY 10019 | http://fermi.clas.virginia.edu/~jcp9j/canceled.html [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/Mystery_Science_Theater_3000.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 6 of 31 Subject: LINE: MST3K From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/04/21 Message-Id: <4ldu86$j7l@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Done in honor of the recently released "Mystery Science Theater 3000: THE MOVIE" (since it's really hilarious, and everyone should go see it). Based on my MST3K Maus Pad... FRM , ;\ / \ `. i ,^^--. ___ i \ / \ ,',^-_ / \ ! \ | | / / / \ / \ \ | ; ,__. | ,' 4 | \ `. | / ( ` __> ,_| |_. \ `-__> >. `---'\ / /,. ..\ `. `. | | U | | U `. \ ,--~ ~--. --~~~~--_ _--~~~~--_ _--~~~~--_ \ _--~~~~--_ \ /_--~~~~--_ \ `. ,' `. ,' `. |,' `. \,' `. \ / \ / \ / \ / \ Y Y Y Y FRM A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-| |---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-| |---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/Akbar_and_Jeff_Leaping.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 3 of 31 Subject: Line: More Akbar & Jeff From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/04/13 Message-Id: <4knlmk$836@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Those beloved, be-fezzed characters, from Matt "The Simpsons" Groenig's LIFE IN HELL: .=~\ .=~\ +--__--__-'|-~'--__. +--__--__-'|-~'--__. | '' \ | '' \ C | C | | --' | --' | l----` | l----` _ ._____| |_____. _ _ ._____| |_____. _ C_'-| `----' |-'_3 C_'-| `----' |-'_3 C .-|___ ___|-. 3 C .-|___ ___|-. 3 ~ |/\ //\ //\| ~ ~ |\\ //\ //\| ~ | \\/ \\/ \| | \\/ \\/ \| .__L___________L_. /~\ .__L___________L_. /~\ /~\_| |_| | /~\_| |_| | | |-| |-| | | |-| |-| | | | '~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' `-' | | '~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' `-' '~' '~' Comments always welcome FRM A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-| |---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-| |---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/EWJ_Large_Jim.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 23 of 31 Subject: Line: Yet another Earthworm Jim From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/03/20 Message-Id: <4ip8fo$bvv@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Yep, I've done another EWJ ASCII. Will they never cease? No, they're too much fun to do. This is the ASCII version of Jim's pose from the cover of the EWJ2 manual -- suitable for framing. I added the pithy catchphrase. As always, comments, criticism, feedback, get-rich-quick schemes, and death threats welcome. FRM __--^-_ _--~~ `. /\ ,' / `. / \ ,' | `:. / `'_ | `. / ~-. | / \ / | | / \ / /`. / __ \ | \ / / 0 `. /./ ^--| ^-_ / `. 0 ` / `. \ ^-_ / `. / /\ | `. _-^~^-_ ,/-_ / 7 `' / ) / \ _-^\ ^-_////,---___ / / 7 / / ~ \ .' \ ,^-_/ ^^^--__ X / / 7 /| /\ \/ _-^-_ / \ ^-_ / \ / / /.`' ) | ,-^ \/ \ ^-_ / , \ / /\ ) ,' |--/ \ \ --==-_ ,'//=. \< \ \ /\ ~ ~ | | \ > ... | -==-_~-_ ///////; \\ \ \ / \ | | `- / .' _-^| *****~-_\ /////////\ \\ \ \ / \ | ,'\/ -'''./ .'_-^ \/ .''..***\\///////// \\/\ \/ \ \ | `-' .^-_ ': / | \***\\/////// /\/,' `./ \ \__/ / _-^-_ **||///// \/' \ o\ (0)/ / \**||//// ^-_-|'-__-^ _-_ | .^.|**||/// / / /***^-\_\ \**||// r\/ | \******* > )*||/ \ ^-_ \ \******/ /*// , \ ~- `._`**_-^ ,^*// ,'/ \ .' ~~~ /**// ,' / ^-_ .' __--^_-~/ _-^\ ______---------,' / |\ ^:_--^^^______-~ .' \ ,'Beware, evildoers, `. | \\\ ///// .' `. ( The worm has turned... ) \ \\`. |//// .' / \ Prepare to EAT DIRT! / `. ,__---^~~~`.__-' <,-' `------_________------ ,^~~ ,>.__--__ \__.----'^^^~~ ( /`. \ \ \,'' L _ ______---------L__ __-------________-^ ,-^~ `------' \ ( . ______ \ \ \~ ^^-______________--. \ `.. `. `. \ \ \ `. \ \ \ `. `. \ \ `. \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | \ | | ,____. | | | __--~~ ~~--__ | | \ _-^ ^-J \ `. ,-^ `. \ `. _____ \ \ ^-___ ____^^ ^^--^-_ ) ^^^^ ^-_ ,' ~ ,_ . ._. _. . , _-\','|~\~ ~/ ;-'_ _-' ,;_;_, ~~- /~~-\_/-'~'--' \~~| ', ,' / / ~|-_\_/~/~ ~~--~~~~'--_ / ,/'-/~ '\ ,' _ , '|,'|~ ._/-, /~ ~/-'~\_, '-,| '|. ' ~ ,\ /'~ / /_ /~ .-~ '| '',\~|\ _\~ ,_ , /| '\ /'~ |_/~\\,-,~ \ " ,_,/ | | / ._-~'\_ _~| \ ) / \ __-\ '/ ~ |\ \_ / ~ ., '\ |, ~-_ - | \\_' ~| /\ \~ , ~-_' _; '\ '-, \,' /\/ | '\_,~'\_ \_ _, /' ' |, /|' / \_ ~ | / \ ~'; -,_. | ~\ | | , '-_, ,; ~ ~\ \, / \ / /| ,-, , -, | ,/ | |' |/ ,- ~ \ '. ,| ,/ \ ,/ \ | __________________ / | ~ -~~-, / _ Felix Roy Mariposa | ,-' ~ / mr.bob@garlic.com / ,' ~ __________________ ',| ~ ~' O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/Battlestar_Galactica.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 11 of 31 Subject: Line: Battlestar Galactica From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/04/04 Message-Id: <4k0jih$rfv@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Someone liking the look of my B5 asked for some art from Battlestar Galactica, so I made this Starfighter. I know it ain't perfect... if anyone has suggestions for improvements, let ne know. FRM /~~~~~| .__./''''''| ._____________/ |/^^^^^^^\ | `==="\_______/ `. .___/^^^^^^^^\ `------------'~~~\________/ `........\ `-------' A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-| |---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-| |---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/EWJ_Jim_Emerging_from_Tunnel.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 22 of 31 Subject: Line: Even more Earthworm Jim From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/03/20 Message-Id: <4ip8f7$btg@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Copied from the cover of the EWJ2 manual, done freehand. This is actually the start of a work-in progress, but I felt was good enough to post. Some of you may be wondering, why all this EWJ? Three reasons: 1. There doesn't appear to be any other EWJ ASCIIS out there (If there are, please post them.) 2. I just bought EWJ2, and have had EWJ around for a while, so I've got a bunch of material to work from. 3. I started doing ASCII art with pictures of Jim, so why stop a good thing? Comments, feedback, constructive criticism, and lewd propositions welcomed... FRM _-^~^-_ _-^\ ^-_ .' \ ,^-_ / _-^-_ / \ | ,-^ \/ \ |--/ \ \ --==-_ | | > ... | -==-_~-_ | | / .' _-^| *****~-_\ ,'\/ __'''./ .'_-^ \/ .''..***\\ `-' .^-_ ': / | \***\\ \ \__/ / _-^-_ **|| \ o\ (0)/ / \**|| ^-_-|'-__-^ _-_ | .^.|**|| / / /***^-\_\ \**|| r\/ | \******* > )*|| \ ^-_ \ \******/ /*// \ ~- `._`**_-^ ,^*// \ .' ~~~ /**// ^-_ .' __--^_-~/ ^:_--^^^______-~ ,_ . ._. _. . , _-\','|~\~ ~/ ;-'_ _-' ,;_;_, ~~- /~~-\_/-'~'--' \~~| ', ,' / / ~|-_\_/~/~ ~~--~~~~'--_ / ,/'-/~ '\ ,' _ , '|,'|~ ._/-, /~ ~/-'~\_, '-,| '|. ' ~ ,\ /'~ / /_ /~ .-~ '| '',\~|\ _\~ ,_ , /| '\ /'~ |_/~\\,-,~ \ " ,_,/ | | / ._-~'\_ _~| \ ) / \ __-\ '/ ~ |\ \_ / ~ ., '\ |, ~-_ - | \\_' ~| /\ \~ , ~-_' _; '\ '-, \,' /\/ | '\_,~'\_ \_ _, /' ' |, /|' / \_ ~ | / \ ~'; -,_. | ~\ | | , '-_, ,; ~ ~\ \, / \ / /| ,-, , -, | ,/ | |' |/ ,- ~ \ '. ,| ,/ \ ,/ \ | __________________ / | ~ -~~-, / _ Felix Roy Mariposa | ,-' ~ / mr.bob@garlic.com / ,' ~ __________________ ',| ~ ~' O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/EWJ_Psy-Crow_Bust.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 14 of 31 Subject: Line: Earth Worm Jim: Psy-Crow From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/03/26 Message-Id: <4j90c3$is7@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Yep, another EWJ... but I am diversifying. It's not actually Jim himself, it's his nemesis, the evil Psy-Crow. Comments, criticism, etc. always appreciated. I'm also looking for ASCIIs of characters from Rocko's Modern Life, so please mail/post them if you have 'em. FRM __---__ _-^ ^-_ ,' _--_ `. ,' ,' ^-/-=: `. / :=-_ / \ \ / / \ `-_ / / \ i / `--'<__,' i Bweep! | ,' __ `. | Bweep! | `.' \/-^^-_ \ | / l `--__ L`. \ l _. __. \ ~7 L`._ | / > >===> > /\ / _-^ \/~ / ^: | ^^' _-| `. / _-^ ,' '.:.'|_-^\ -^ \ `._-^,' ,' .n- | _-^| `. ^-_ _-^ |`._-^ | `.^-_ ^~---~^/-_ | | |\ \ ^^--___--^ `. ,'| | / \ | |\ \ / | | ,' | | |=\ | < \ | ,' ,' \ Z | \ `.,' / | Z \ | / |-_ Z ,' ,' ^-_Z _-^ / `__ _-^ _-^ `,' _-^ A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-|_|---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-|~|---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/EWJ_Sig_Jim.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 15 of 31 Subject: Line: Earthorm Jim: just about .sig size From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/03/26 Message-Id: <4j90dc$ivt@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Yes, another EWJ. This one I made sure was smaller so that it could be used as a .sig file (I use a slightly larger but similar picture in my mail sig). If you use it in a .sig, please credit me -- thanks. I've been doing ASCII art for a little over a week now... so I still appreciate any feedback or comments. FRM ,-^-_ `>. / _ `-'> / |,' / ^-_/' | |__--. | *|(@)/ \_/--/ .:===:. <^-_ |//#####\\ \ ||##._.##|| \ \ ,' \#|| ^-_^--\ |// \^--^ // ':===:' A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-|_|---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-|~|---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/Scooby_Doo.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 16 of 31 Subject: line: Scooby-doo From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/03/23 Message-Id: <4j11hk$f3n@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com References: <4is3co$72@miso.wwa.com> Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii In article <4is3co$72@miso.wwa.com>, trinh@s1.asi.fr (TRINH) wrote: > is there any dogs ? or something looking like a caniche ? > thanks Scooby Doo -- he's a dog... Author Unknown. ;`, ,-, ; ; '.;' ,': `. ,'::;`. ,::`. `. ::::`. ; :.::`. `. :____;/_ `:__:: :,-' ___ _`__ `. \; ,' /___\ \___\ _____ `. ` ; ~\ / `. ,:::::::. / `._ o`'o ; __,-----,::####::::. .' __) ~' ::####:::::: : `::::::::::' ,' , `:::::::;' : ,/. ,'`. `----' .' ` `.___.' `. ; ; .' :___ __`._ ,' ; : `;..\..`. `-. ,' ,' : `... \.`, `.___.---'.__,' `, `......`. (___ : -: `._____;_; ,' : `. ,-' `. `._ ; : `-.____,' `. | __: `. | :._ | |= `-._ `. |"= `. : _|= " `-._ | _,' `:__ `._ .' ,' `--. `--.__ : ,' `-.__ `--._,-:==\ ' `.__ _: \\ `--.___,--'((---))--- / ~ S ~D / @ /_________/ @@ `. @@@ `. @@@@ `._ `. @@@@ `. : @@ `. : @ : : A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-|_|---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-|~|---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/EWJ_Psy-Crow_Full_Body.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 9 of 31 Subject: Line: Earthworm Jim: Psy-Crow From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/04/21 Message-Id: <4ldua0$jc2@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Jim's Arch-Nemesis, the Evil Psy-Crow. Original ASCII, comments/feedback welcome. FRM ,_---------------_. / ._ , \ / .--\ `. /^^/ \ | | `--`^'--'____ | | \_ `--___ __ _--`>| o | \ \__ `~ `~ | | | `-.__`-^_ __,| / | `. `-^--'/ | \ \ / __--' / | \ ,_-- / / ---_. / |,_.`=--___L__L____--=' ,'"'. / `:~\ __---__ \--. ,^. \ | | / .| | | | | |\ __--^.;:O~ / | \ / ^~---~^ __--^~ __\ \ | | __--^~ ._--^~ / | | |-._--^~ __--^~\ ._--^~ | | | | __--^~ .-~7 /\\ | i |_--^~ \._-_-^\/ /,''. / ! /._. ,' > /-' `.:' / \ `._-^ > . \ / |\ _-^ | `. ,' ._. | `. _-^ | " / `_---' / `.______--~^ _-'\ `--____--'/.`.^^--__ _-^ _-'`. ,^~ __/ '/^^--__ ^^--__--^^ _-^ ^-_ '._--~^ / / ^^--____--^^ ^-_ `./ `. | \ | ,' __--^^---____ \ / \__--^^ ^-_ _ - ^ | | | | | | ( ) | ,' ^ - _ | | | / / \ / \ ,' \ / / <' > < .___/ `'^~~~^^) ,' `. /______ ~~^==: / ,''. \ ~~^---___ / ( / \ ) ^~~^ `' `' A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-| |---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-| |---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/Jolt_Cola.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 5 of 31 Subject: Line: Jolt! From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/04/10 Message-Id: <4kfg79$c2u@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Cyber-thirsty? Try this, or www.joltcola.com... ________________ ,' / / _'. | /, <|~|-~ ,| |._-..'~'.| |,. \| |L | /"\ | L_ \ | | \ | / '7L__/ \| |^.> `://' | |`.-' V /~ |_.| | \_()|C|| | | | | | | | . ,/~\ | | CAFFIENE X ,' | | ' `/__ | `-______________-' FRM A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-| |---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-| |---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/Rocko.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 13 of 31 Subject: Request: Rocko's Modern Life From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/03/26 Message-Id: <4j90bg$ir1@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Thanks to Professor Monkey-For-A-Head's miracle product, RUT-BE-GONE (available in lotion or ointment), I've busted out of the EWJ rut and made something all new: Rocko, from the cartoon Rocko's Modern Life. If anyone else has Rocko's Modern Life ASCIIs (especially of Spunky) I'd love to see 'em posted. And be warned: If nobody posts, I'll start producing my own and make those endless EWJ posts seem like a fond memory. (Of course, for those people who may have like the EWJs, more are on the way....) Original ASCII of Rocko, with a GIF from the internet used as a general guide. FRM __--^^-_ __--^^ __--^ __--^^___---^^^ _-^__--^^ __--^^-_ ,',-^ __--^^ __--^ /,' __--^^___---^^^ __----//_ _-^__--^^ _-^^-_--^~ ^-_ ,'_-^ ,' \ `. \ /,' ,' | _-^^-_. \ // / | ,' \ \ | | ## / / | | | | ## ,' / / | | /\ ,-^ / ## / | / ^---^ | ##,' / / | ,' / _-^ ^-___-^ ^^-_ _-^ _ \ _-^ __--^^ ,' / ,^-_ __--^^--___---^ | | ^-_ ,' / | ^-_ `, ,' / \ ^-_,' ,' / `. _-^ / ^-_ _-^ / ^-___--^/ /\ / / / / ___---^^| /.__---^^^ | ,.'/| | / |/ | __--T' /,;|__| __--^^ | / |_--^^ | i ' ,' | | . ,' | l / ^-_ | | _____ / ^-_| __--^^--_ l \ / . `. _-' _-^ ^-_ | \ / /| `-:___--T | ,' ^-_ l ' / | | | | ,' ^-_. | / | | | | ,' _-----_ \ l `. | | | |--^ ,' ^^--__/ |^-_ `l | | | ,' l\ `> | / | / | \ ,' | | \ / l ' | | \ ,' | | \ | _-^ \ /\ \ `. |---^^ \ / \ \ ^~~~) _-`.____/ \ `. ~~~~~) _-^`-_ )' ^~~~--------~~~^`-_ ~~~~) ,' ' ,'^-_ ') ^~~~^. ( _-^^-_ )' \ `-_ _-^ `-_ )' \ ^^--_____,' ' \ ( | `-_ _--' ^^--_____________---^^^ A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-|_|---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-|~|---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/EWJ_Evil_the_Cat_Prancing.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 26 of 31 Subject: Line: More Earthworm Jim From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/03/19 Message-Id: <4imdsm$743@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Since no other EWJ asciis appear to exist, I've created another to fill the void. If anybody else DOES have ascii art of the Earth Worm Jim characters, I'd like to see it. These are my first serious attempts at ascii art. Should I bother to make more? Comments welcome. FRM Evil The Cat: \`. \`. \ `. \ `. _-==_ \ `._-^ \ \ \ __---^^^TT---___ \ \ / || \ \ \ |-_ /^^^----_ / \ _- \__ \ ^/ `,_| \^-_ -,^-. \__\ / / \ ^-_ ,-^ / | | | | `o___^-_ /o___/ | / |=| ___ _-\ =+\ ,^ \ \ / ^-__-^_-^'-------' \_--^-/ | \|\ \\| / // \ ` \| | / \ ` | ^-_ / ___--^-_ _______-^-_^-_ _-^.-^ \ / \__\ ^-^ -^- ,_ . ._. _. . , _-\','|~\~ ~/ ;-'_ _-' ,;_;_, ~~- /~~-\_/-'~'--' \~~| ', ,' / / ~|-_\_/~/~ ~~--~~~~'--_ / ,/'-/~ '\ ,' _ , '|,'|~ ._/-, /~ ~/-'~\_, '-,| '|. ' ~ ,\ /'~ / /_ /~ .-~ '| '',\~|\ _\~ ,_ , /| '\ /'~ |_/~\\,-,~ \ " ,_,/ | | / ._-~'\_ _~| \ ) / \ __-\ '/ ~ |\ \_ / ~ ., '\ |, ~-_ - | \\_' ~| /\ \~ , ~-_' _; '\ '-, \,' /\/ | '\_,~'\_ \_ _, /' ' |, /|' / \_ ~ | / \ ~'; -,_. | ~\ | | , '-_, ,; ~ ~\ \, / \ / /| ,-, , -, | ,/ | |' |/ ,- ~ \ '. ,| ,/ \ ,/ \ | __________________ / | ~ -~~-, / _ Felix Roy Mariposa | ,-' ~ / mr.bob@garlic.com / ,' ~ __________________ ',| ~ ~' O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/EWJ_Jim_Emerging_with_Big_Eyes.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 32 of 54 Subject: Whoopee! New EWJs! From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/04/03 Message-Id: Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art You thought you'd seen the last of Earthworm Jim, hadn't you? Ha ha! EAT DIRT! Enjoy the latest of Jim... as always, comments and feedback are welcome, as are requests. FRM __-^~^-__ <:^~) _-^ ^-_ /\ '.\ ,' ,^-. / \ ;;\ ,' ; `. | \ Y;;`. ,'\ ; \ | \ Y `_-' \ : ,' / \ | \ `. \ _-^~~^-_,' `T~| \ ^. \ _-^ ^-_ / | \ `-' ^-_,-- . | \ .' `. |@ i ,-^ \/ @@ | <__-----_. __> @ | \ ^^:=-~7. \ ,' `. |-[#]-| |`-_ ,' ^--__ `-Z_L-'/ ^-.'. ^^--___-'/ ) __ \ ,' ._--~^ `. | _-^ / _-:=~~~~~~=:-. | ' / .:~############`.`-. | / //################`. `. | / //###################`. \ | / i|#######******#########\ \l ,' ||#####***********#######\/ ,' ||####***************####/ ,' ||####*****__---_ **####/ ,' ||####****/ \ ^.####/ ,' ||##.-.**/ \ / \#,' ,'| |\#/ _\i `. ,^. ,' `.,'| l \ \|-~ | `./__-^ _-' / / \ \ | |/ _-^ >,' / \ `. | ,'\\_-^ /_-^ / `. ^-_\,' \ _-^ ,' ^-_ ^--__--^^ _-' ^^--_____--^^ A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-| |---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | Felix Roy ~ ~~\--| |-| |-| |---___-------___---/==\__/' Mariposa | | | | | | mr.bob@garlic.com | | | | | | V V V O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/FRM/Babylon_5_Ship_and_Logo.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 27 of 31 Subject: Talk-Line: Babylon 5 art From: mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) Date: 1996/03/19 Message-Id: <4imdr9$70d@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com Organization: South_Valley_Internet Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.ascii In article <4ied24$fid@miso.wwa.com>, Kosh wrote: > Greetings everyone, > > I'm just wondering where all the Babylon 5 ascii's are. I haven't seen > any. :( I did see a lot of Star Wars and Star Trek, though. :) I posted a large EA logo (it's included, below) but then felt pathetic just recycling somebody else's art... so I did my own. Behold, B5! Original work, first done from memory and than corrected from a JPEG. This is only the fourth ASCII I've done -- so comments are welcome. (The first three were Earth Worm Jim.) FRM A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-|_|---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | ~ ~~\--| |-| |-|~|---___-------___---/==\__/' | | | | | | | | | | | | V V V __________ / _________ \ / / \ \ ------------------------------------------------ / ______________________________________________ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ \ \ / / \ \ ____________________ / / \ \ l------------------- / \ \ / / / \ / \ / / \ \ ____________ / / \ \ / / \ \ l----------- / \ \ / / / \ / \ \ \ / / / /\ \ / /\ \ \ \ \ \_____/ / \ \ / / \ \_____/ / \________/ \ \________/ / \________/ \__________/ Artist: Posted By: carter@teleport.com (Chris Carter) mr.bob@garlic.com (FRM) ,_ . ._. _. . , _-\','|~\~ ~/ ;-'_ _-' ,;_;_, ~~- /~~-\_/-'~'--' \~~| ', ,' / / ~|-_\_/~/~ ~~--~~~~'--_ / ,/'-/~ '\ ,' _ , '|,'|~ ._/-, /~ ~/-'~\_, '-,| '|. ' ~ ,\ /'~ / /_ /~ .-~ '| '',\~|\ _\~ ,_ , /| '\ /'~ |_/~\\,-,~ \ " ,_,/ | | / ._-~'\_ _~| \ ) / \ __-\ '/ ~ |\ \_ / ~ ., '\ |, ~-_ - | \\_' ~| /\ \~ , ~-_' _; '\ '-, \,' /\/ | '\_,~'\_ \_ _, /' ' |, /|' / \_ ~ | / \ ~'; -,_. | ~\ | | , '-_, ,; ~ ~\ \, / \ / /| ,-, , -, | ,/ | |' |/ ,- ~ \ '. ,| ,/ \ ,/ \ | __________________ / | ~ -~~-, / _ Felix Roy Mariposa | ,-' ~ / mr.bob@garlic.com / ,' ~ __________________ ',| ~ ~' O- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Giraffe_Narrow.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 146 of 292 Subject: Re: Giraffe From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/04/05 Message-Id: <4k3or2$gc6@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4ju6qn$nm7@news-F.iadfw.net> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Charlene Orsini (rorsini@iadfw.net) wrote: > OK, here it is again now that I have figured out >a new post instead of a follow-up. Forgive a newbie >please. Charlene > > > > /\ _ _ /\ > | \ ( )__( ) / | > \ \/ \/ / > \ \|/ \|/ / > | O O | > \ - - /\ > \ / \ > \ ___ / \ > \*_*/\ \ > \ \ > \ \ > OK, now you have to complete the rest of the giraffe unless you put a frame round it and call it " a giraffe looking out of a window " :-) Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Sausage_and_Dog_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 204 of 292 Subject: Sausages anyone ? From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/02/15 Message-Id: <4fvor8$rnm@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art ___---------------------------------------------------------___ / . . . . . | PORK | . . . . . \ / . . . / _n_ ______ \ . . \ |\/ . . . / _/o \/ \@ \ . . . .\/| || . . . . ( O_ ) ) . . . || |/\ . . . . \ \___/\______/ / . . . . /\| \ . . \ || || / . . / \___ . . . . . | SAUSAGE |. . . . ___/ --------------------------------------------------------- -cfbd- ___----------------------------------------------------------___ / . . . . . | PORK | . . . . . \ / . . . / ______ _n_ \ . . \ |\/ . . . / @/ \/ o\_ \ . . . .\/| || . . . . ( ( _O ) . . . || |/\ . . . . \ \______/\___/ / . . . . /\| \ . . \ || || / . . / \___ . . . . . | SAUSAGE |. . . . ___/ ----------------------------------------------------------- -cfbd- Or....how about Sausage Dogs: -----------------------------/ ^^^^^^^ \ / | | * * | | / | ) | ||\__/ @ \__/ \/ \ / /----------\______/ \ // '-' ||=|= ||=|= // /\ \\ // _/__\_ __ \\ \\ / @\__ __/O \ // \\______________________\_/___/ \__ \_____________________// | Jerry Carlson | | \_| | | | | ====\ | /---------------------\ | |__________________________| ====X=|__\=====================|__\=== /__|/__| /__|/__| ====/ // @ ___ \\ // /_\ _(___)_ \\ \\ / +\__@__/@ \ // \\_______________________@\_/___/ \###\_/________________________// | Jerry Carlson @@@@ | Jerry Carlson | | | | | | /-----------------------\ | | /-----------------------\ | |__\|__\ |__\|__\ /__|/__| /__|/__| // \\ // __ __ \\ \\ / @\__ __/@ \ // \\________________________\_/___/ \___\_/________________________// | Jerry Carlson | | jerry@csn.org | | Poudre Valley Hospital | | 303/495-7323 | | /-----------------------\ | | /-----------------------\ | |__\|__\ |__\|__\ /__|/__| /__|/__| // _ _ \\ // _(z_\_ _/_z)_ \\ \\ / @\__ __/@ \ // \\________________________\_/___/ \___\_/________________________// | Jerry Carlson | | jerry@csn.org | | Poudre Valley Hospital | | 303/495-7323 | | /-----------------------\ | | /-----------------------\ | |__\|__\ |__\|__\ /__|/__| /__|/__| ----------------------------------------------------------------------- WARP :::: :::: :::: :::: :::: :::: :::: ___ :::: :::: \\ _(___)_ :::: :::: \\ @__/@ \ :::: :::: // Woof = \###\_/________ :::: ___________________________________// | :::: | | /--------- :::: ---------------------------------\ | // /__|/__| :::: :::: @ /__|/__| // :::: :::: /_\ \\ :::: :::: / +\__@ \\_____________________________________ :::: _______@\_/___/ = Woof | :::: @@@@ | /----------------------------------- :::: ----------\ | |__\|__\ :::: :::: |__\|__\ :::: :::: :::: :::: :::: :::: :::: :::: -cfbd- -- PLAIN WEAVE -- [ Doggies by Jerry Carlson ] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Canadian_Loons.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 184 of 292 Subject: Loons for Normand Veilleux From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/02/24 Message-Id: <4gmcfo$nbd@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art There have been recent murmurings and rumblings that Normand Veilleux is going to lose his Net Account on 15 March 1996... To assist Normand to get his own personal user-pays account with a local ISP ( Internet Service Provider ) I am donating below a couple of Canadian Loons, designed by Normand himself in his more affluent days, and if you will all do the same and donate a few ASCII dollars then Normand may be able to run a new account of his very own for a month or two and post lotsa new pictures ! *8-) ,,==="""""""===,, ,==""' |\ | /\ `""==, ,="'|\ | \| /__\ /\ `"=, /" |,"\ | | /' `\ / ) "\ /" ," | `\/ /| "\ /' | , /",| `\ /' ",/" | `\ /' I=I=I ,d8ba,___ `\ /' I=8=8=8=I_I_ 88888P""" `\ | xXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxIxx ,888" | | ~XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX~-~-~-~-~ d888~-~-~-~-~-~-~ | | ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-,aad888ba,8888,-~-~-~-~-~-~ | | ~-~-~-~-~-~-,ad888888888888888b-~-~-~-~-~-~ | \ ~-~-~-~-~,ad8888888888888888888-~-~-~-~-~-~ / `\ -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ,,==="""""""===,, `\ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~,==""' |\ | /\ `""==, `\ /"\ 1 9 9 4 ,="'|\ | \| /__\ /\ `"=, `\ "\,/' /" |,"\ | | /' `\ / ) "\ "\ /""\ | | /" ," | `\/ /| "\ `"=,_ \__/ |__ |__ /' | , /",| `\ `""=,__ /' ",/" | `\ ``""=========" /' I=I=I ,d8ba,___ `\ /' I=8=8=8=I_I_ 88888P""" `\ | xXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxIxx ,888" | | ~XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX~-~-~-~-~ d888~-~-~-~-~-~-~ | | ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-,aad888ba,8888,-~-~-~-~-~-~ | | ~-~-~-~-~-~-,ad888888888888888b-~-~-~-~-~-~ | -Normand Veilleux- \ ~-~-~-~-~,ad8888888888888888888-~-~-~-~-~-~ / `\ -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- /' `\ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~,-,~~~~~ /' `\ /"\ 1 9 9 4 \ /\ /' `\ "\,/' |\ `\ ` /' "\ /""\ | | |,'\ /" `"=,_ \__/ |__ |__ | ,="' `""=,__ __,=""' ``""=========""'' Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Lose_Their_Marbles.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 6 of 292 Subject: Re: DEAR INTERNET ARTISTS... From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/26 Message-Id: <4o99nb$gs7@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4ns9qd$38c@bagan.srce.hr> <31A281E0.1722@aol.com> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art RL Kelm (rlkelm@ix.netcom.com) wrote: >Fascinating... (As Spock would observe) >Apparently, Captain, it would seem that when Humans exceed 35 years >of age, they lose their >()Usefulness >()Ability >()Artistic Talent >()fill in you own___________________ Fascinating... (As Spock would observe) Apparently, Captain, it would seem //\\\||///\\ that when humans exceed 35 years //| |\\ o of age, they lose their |[ |

| ]| o ()Usefulness |||| .\. |||| o ()Ability |||< _ >||| o ()Artistic Talent \__(_)_/ o ()fill in you own_____MARBLES_______ _____!___!_____ o o o o Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Trilobite_FAQ.txt [Previous] [Next Hitlist] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 150 of 292 Subject: Trilobite From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/03/31 Message-Id: <4jmjfv$7b2@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art ========================================================================== , ;;, ;;;;, ;;;;;, ;;;;;;; /;;;; \\\;;/~^^ /; ;;; ;;;;;;/~^^ /; /// \\ \\\\\;;;/~^^ ^^ //; ;;; ;;;;;;;/~^^ //; /;; ;;; ;;;;;;;/~^^ ^^ /;; \\\ \\\\;;;/~^^ !\ /;; /// ;;; ;;;;;;;/~^^ / / /;; //; ;;; ;;;; ;;;;;;;/~^^ / / ^^ //; /;; ;; \\\\ \\\\;;;/~^^ | | //; /;; /;; ;;;; ;;;;;;;/~^^ \ \ /; /;; /;; /// ;;;; ;;;;;;;;/~^^ \ \ ^^ /;; /;; //; /;; \\\\ \\\\\;;;/~^^ \ \ /;; /;; //; /;; //; ;;;; ;;;;;;;;;/~^^ \ \ !\ ^^ /;; //; /;; //; ;;; ;;;; ;;;;;;;;/~^^ \ \ \ \ ^^ //; /;; //; /;; /// \\\ \\\\\;;;/~^^ \ \ \ \ /; /;; //; /;; //; ;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;/~^^ \ \ \ \ ^^ /;; //; /;; //; /;; \ \ \ \ ^^ //; /;; //; /;; \\\ \\\\\ \\\ \\\\ \\\ \ \ \ \ /; /;; //; /;; \\\ \ \ \ \ ^^ /;; //; /;; \\\ ,,,,,,,,,,, ______ \ \ \ \ ^^ /; /;; \\\ ;;............;; / _ \ ! ! \ \ ^^ /;; \\\ ;;................;; \ (_) / ! ! \ \ ^^ \\\ ;;.................;;; ~~~~~~ ! ! \ \ \\\\\ ;;..................;; ! ! \ \ \\\\\ ______ ;;..................;; / / \ \ / _ \ ;;................;; / / \ \ \ (_) / ;;..............;; / / \ \ ~~~~~~ ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; / / \ \ / / TRILOBITE \ \ / / -cfbd- \ \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / / - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Trilobite ------------- Trilobites were hard-shelled many-legged marine animals which lived in the primeval seas some 500 million years ago. Few exceeded a length of 12 inches. The Megabite ------------ The design of the world's largest kite, "Megabite", was based on the trilobite but the giant kite is 55 metres in length rather than 12 inches. : . : . .-~~~-. `. .-. .' .- ~ ~-( )_ _ .~ ~. / ~ -. . . . : : . . . : ' ~. .~ , .' .' ~-~ `. ~- . . , . , . , . . -~ ' : ` : __ __ (__)____/~\_____(__) __________________,,,,,,,/| / \'''---____/ ,,,,,,,,,,-------'''''''~~ / :\_ _ _ _ _/: \ /__________________ | : \/ \/ \/ : | :: ------___ | : : | :: :: -_ | : : | :: :: \ \ : /\ /\ /\ : / :: :: ::| \ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ / :: :: :: | \_____ __________' ____---~~~~~~~---____::______ :: | \ \ ~~~~~~~~ -:: | '\ \ ______________________/; \ | '\ ,,,,,,,,----------------' THE MEGABITE | | -cfbd- | |\ | _-_ \_| \_| /~~ ~~\ _-_ /~~ ~~\ /~~ ~~\ _-_ { } _-_ /~~ ~~ /~~ ~~\ \ _- -_ _-_ /~~ ~~\ /~~ ~~\ ~~ \\ // /~~ ~~\ /~~ ~~\ - -{ } | | /~~ ~~\ { }\\ // \ _- -_ / | | { } \ _- -_ / | | ~~ \\ // ~~ // \\ \ _- -_ / ~~ \\ // ~~ | | | | ~~ \\ // ~~ | | // \\ | | | | | | // \\ | | // \\ \|/ \#/ \|/ \\||// \#/ // \\ ========================================================================== Bye, [Previous] [Next Hitlist] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Kite_Construction.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 287 of 292 Subject: Re: test ascii graphics From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1995/10/17 Message-Id: <4611qt$8b6@southern.co.nz> References: <45ctjs$6gp@news.iadfw.net> Followup-To: rec.kites Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: rec.kites,alt.ascii-Art CLIF PENN (clifpenn@airmail.net) wrote: : CONSTRUCTION: : Side Construction View of Body : |f| : cf __ _______________L_________________ : | p1 | | : a | a : | | | : |_________________________________| front : | | | : c | b : |__ tube guide lines | : . - _ | | : . - - __| ___ : . fin / : . / | d : / | ___ : a b c d e f L | e | : 4" 5" 3" 4" 4" 2" 20" : 10 13 8 10 10 5 51 cm. : : Front View After Pasting Tubes : : Fin Tube Top Tube Fin : p1 ______ ______ p4 : ____(______)_____|_____(______)____ : |< b >|< a >| p3 : p2 |_cf = center fold : : Yaay ! Go for it man ! I love Ascii Graphics. Watch out for old Andrew the Kite Oracle though. :-) :-) [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Pooh_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 100 of 292 Subject: I made these poohs From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/04/14 Message-Id: <4kqh5p$8hr@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art These are the poohs I have made: -------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _( )_ _ ( (o___ _<_\_ | _ 7 "We've come to wish you a Very <_ \__ \ (") Happy Thursday," said Pooh. | ' /' """. / \ \ \___/ * " ( ) ) /+++\ / "" | \ __/ |.||..|==D | | |..\D.| | ( / \+++/ | " \ / " \\O\\O " " ) /(_ " " " " " | (___) " " \___) " " " " " " " " /\ /| "Why, what's going to happen on |||| | Thursday?" asked Rabbit, and when ________ |||| | Pooh had explained, and Rabbit, / \ \ | \ whose life was made up of / _ \/ @ @ Important Things, said, "Oh, I / \ =>X<= thought you'd really come about /| | / something," \| /________| |_ \________\ \___\ they sat down for a little... /\ /| _ |||| | _( )_ |||| | ( (o___ \ | \ _ | _ 7 _ _ / @ @ _<_/_ \ (") / \ =>X<= __/ _> / \ \ /| | / '\ ' | ( ) ) " \| /__| | \___/ | \ __/ \_____\ \__\ /+++\ " | | " o=|..|..| " ( / _ " " | o/..| " " | __) / ) " 0==|+++++| \_ _ __ _/ " " 0======/ " " " " " and by-and-by Pooh and Piglet went on again. The wind was behind them now, so they didn't have to shout. "Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever." "And he has Brain." "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has a Brain." There was a long silence. "I suppose," said Pooh, " that that's why he never understands anything." -- Winnie the Pooh >>> Pictures mainly from Kurt Scaletta <<< -------------------------------------------------------------------------- .-~~~-. , ,,, , .- ~ ~-( )_ _ , ' ', / ~ -. / \ | ', / \ \ .' | | ~- ._ ,. ,.,.,., ,.. -~ | | ' ' \ / \ / ' , , ' ' = ' | | | | ,*' _ | _( )_ (")_| ( (c.., (") Pooh Bear floated gracefully up | _; \ \ into the sky and stayed there \ ,'_ ) ) / (_ _ ,/ ,*' / \ | \ ,*' - level with the top | )_,'\ of the tree and | |__,/ about twenty feet , , ; ,.,./ ,-. away from it. ( ( ) ', ', `- ,/ ( ( ) ) ' ' '----' ,*' , ( ( ) ' ( ( ) / ) ,*' ( ( \\ ) , ,*' ( | // ) | | The bees were still buzzing | | as suspiciously as ever. | | | | ,*' ``'------- ,*' - Winnie-The-Pooh -cfbd- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ " I am NOT Roo, " said Piglet loudly. " I am Piglet ! " - Winnie-the-Pooh /\ ___ ..( )-.'_.' .~~. : o ) .~~. \ \ \ / / / \ `. `, / .' / `. `. | | .' .' `. ~.'~~~~~`r~ .' ~-/ \-~ / \ / \ | | | | \ / .-. `. .'`-' / ~:- .-~~-. .' .-.| | ~ -unknown- i______| /\ ___ ....( )-.'_.' .~~. : o ) .~~. \ \ \ / / / \ `. `, / .' / `. `. | | .' .' `. ~.'~~~~~`r~ .' ~-/ \-~ / \ / \ | | | | \ / .-. `. .'`-' / ~:- .-~~-. .' .-.| | ~ i______| /\ /\ ..( )-'.' : o ) \ / .~. `, / .~. `. `. | | .'.' `. ~.'~~~ .' ~-/ \ / \ | | \ / _ -cfbd- `. /,'.' ,-.| | --' -----' (\ )\ _{ )_{) __,~ ) [_ + / .~. \ / .~. `.`. '\, / .'.' `.~. .'~~~ .' ~-/::::::\ /::::::::\ |::::::::::| !::::::::::| -cfbd- \::::::::/ _ `.::::/,,'.' ,-.| | --' -----' |\ /\ ..| )-'.' :;'o ) .~. \ / .~. `.`. `, / .'.' `.~. .'~~~ .' ~-/::::::\ /::::::::\ |::::::::::| \::::::::/ _ -cfbd- `.:::::/,'.' ,-.| | --' -----' _ _<_/_ __/ _> '\ ' | \___/ /+++\ o=|..|..| | o/..| 0==|+++++| - cfbd after Scaletta - 0======/ " " " " -------------------------------------------------------------------- " Help, help ! " cried Piglet, " a Heffalump, a Horrible Heffalump ! " .,,,''''''',, .,,,/ ,~~~\. /~~~\ \ \ / __/ / \_'''',,,/ )) )) \_O--/ | \ __ ",, // // | / \_ / @) ''//_ // | ',,,/ ~~ // ~~__ | ) ( __// ---___ _/OO \ ) / ) ( ,,,, (_Q '''----_______,_/ \ |--.-- #| |,,,/\_ ~~\/ \____________#| / \_ ''\___ / / _/ / ~~\ __ \ -cfbd- /__/ #|__/ |## |## ~~ - Winnie-the-Pooh -------------------------------------------------------------------- Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream, and looked at himself in the water. ,,"""',,;;''''''''' '';, "Pathetic," he said. ,', '',, ,' ,' \ \\ "That's what it is. ,''' @ ) \ ) _ ) ll | / / :;;,,,,;;''( | ) ll Pathetic." \__| ( | ) ( | ) ll (_/\_) (_(__/ /\ |\#/ \|/ \\||// \#/ \\\||/ -cfbd- ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ - Winnie-the-Pooh -------------------------------------------------------------------- Nobody seemed to know where they came from, but there they were in the Forest: Kanga and Baby Roo. - Winnie-the-Pooh -------------------------------------------------------------------- _-_ /~~ ~~\ |\ |\ /~~ ~~\ ()__() _-_ } \o o / /~~ ~~\ -_ / _-_ () / /~~ ~~\ // ~~ /~~ ~ (^) \ { }| /~~ \ \ \ _- -_ / | { \ \ ~~ \\ // ~~ \\ \ _- _ _ | \ | | ~~ \\ // ' _ _/ ) ~- _ | | | | '/,_ _ _/ ~ , // \\ | | / /)/) ', // \\ ( (¯.¯) _ _', \ __) (__ / } '- - - - - - - - - - -, \ { ,- - - - - - - - ' ' ' ' \ > / #----x---x--x----# .--- \ ' / --x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#-- # # "----~ ~ / / # # #---x---x--x--x--#---x- (_/ x---x---x----#---x---x--x--x---x---#--- # # " # -cfbd- # #----x--x--x--x--#--x---x---x----x----x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#--- #/ \|/ \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// \\#|// \\\\\|||/// \|/#\|/ -------------------------------------------------------------------- Baby Roo was practising very small jumps in the sand and falling down mouse-holes and climbing out of them... _-_ " Look at me jumping," squeaked Roo, /~~ ~~\ and fell into another mouse-hole. /~~ ~~\ _-_ _-_ } /~~ ~~\ - Winnie-the-Pooh /~~ ~~\ -_ / /~~ ~~\ /~~ ~~\ // ~~ { { }| \ _- -_ / \ _- -_ / | ~~ \\ // ~~ ~~ \\ // ~~ \\ | | | | | | | | // \\ /)/) // \\ (¯.¯) / \|/ \\||// \#/ \ ( /> \\#|// \\\\\|||/// \|/ \|| --------------------- __/ _\ // _-------------------------------- . . . . . : '~( '~ )// - . . . ()()_____ . . . . . : _\ '}/ - . /** ) _ . . . : "--~(/ : . . . O_\\-m--m-/____) -cfbd- . : .....".. : . . . __ __-- __ _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- __ _-- _ __-- _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- -------------------------------------------------------------------- /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ / \ |~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~| , ,,, , |~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~| , ' ', \~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~/ / \ \~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~/ / \ \ / | | \ / | | \ / \ / \ / \ / | ' , , ' | ' = ' | | | | | | | | ,*' _ | *' _ | _( )_ (")_| _( )_ (")_| ( (o /\ (") ( (c.., (") | / \ \ | _; \ \ \ _,'_ ) ) \ ,'_ ) ) / _ / / ( _ _ ,/ ,*' ( '' / \ | | ,*' | \ ,*' | |_,'\ | )_,'\ | |__,/ | |__,/ " / .-. ; ,.,./ ,-. aw ", '`-' / ', ', `- ,/ ~~~-. .' ,*' ' ' '----' ,*' ~ ,*' -cfbd- ,*' ------------------------------------------------------------------- " Many happy returns of Eeyore's birthday," said Pooh. /|__/| /` /` " I'm giving him a Useful Pot (o)-(o)' | to Keep Things in..." ( ' ) / ____ | _ / ^ ^ \ \ ._ __( )___ _ / ^ ^ ^ | | ~-._ ( o / ) | ^ ^ ^ ^ | | I | | /| ^ ^ ^ ^ | | I | / W| ^ ^ ^ | | I \ / | ^ ^ ^ ^ W I / \ _____ \ ^ ^ ^ | ._ I / /^\ (_____) \ ___ _/ ~-._I ! | | / ::::: \ I-.MM MM _.-I ! | | ! ::: ! I ~-._ _.-~ I ! | |_!___::: ! I ~-I-~ I ! \________)____/ I-._ I _.-I ! | I ~-._ I _.-~ I \ _ / I ~-I-~ I \ / / I \ | / I -cfbd- | | / I | | |__ (___(_____) " Is this it ? " said Owl. " Somebody has been keeping honey in it." -- Winnie-the-Pooh ------------------------------------------------------------------- Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Einstein.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 292 of 292 Subject: Re: Einstein Quotations v.2 From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1995/09/01 Message-Id: <426k1a$4j6@southern.co.nz> References: <41hh5p$ap5@southern.co.nz> <1995Aug30.212205.468@news2.den.mmc.com> Followup-To: sci.physics,alt.quotations,alt.ascii-Art Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.quotations,alt.ascii-Art Mahipal Singh Virdy (virdy@pogo.den.mmc.com) wrote: : In article <41hh5p$ap5@southern.co.nz>, : Colin Douthwaite wrote: > > > mMNM&%w > mkMH$MUMFPM,NM#Z%% > :!.:x )!!X)$MMWWMM$**$$Nx~~` > ! :~` tH!~!!MBT5$$$$$$$WRHb!"! !. > .<.$f !)X?~( > ~-!#@\~/!!!@$$$$$$$$$$$R! `-!%. > .!!"X !XXM$$$$$$$$$$$R!! !X!!i"~ `: > :!t! <: !?X***$$$$$$$***~! ??>X ` > ' `!~~: ~x. !R$$$$* . x W` - > > ~! ::" `L?X#$F.uC"L" . $ `n > % ~<%!.#mT$"<$k"$$Q?:xW " ' > ~ 4BhU@$W$?!$$ "$$WdN"'. > R$$$$$$* $$k'$$$$$ !&!x > Albert !T$$$$6n'$$$ $$$(T .?" > Einstein @!M$$$$ec.")d$$$$! `. > !!8$f"` " `^T$!~ > !!R$ :xxox..o:d" > " #@!$WN@W$$$~" \ > "~R$$$$$$" N. > . "#"""" :X `Wmu. > '<: .:!!!~!!? . :ud$$$! ~@XR$$$$$$$eu. > ~ .-` `% XxU@$R~ ~: . ^*$M"$$B$$$"$!:Mm > m!!!!!M8X! :`.:L ~UT?8$F .!-.x!: "N `9$$$":"$LFDSA > HDFB > This is very nice. How was it made? Was it scanned in somehow and > then overlaid with ASCII or is it just typed in letters? Just curious. It is a conversion from a GIF file using a GIF to ASCII converter program like GIFSCII. I did not do the conversion but looking at the left side of the bottom line of the picture suggests the author might have been "HDFB P.S. I hope you didn't mind me changing eleven letters in the > image. ;-) Afterall, your art made it possible for me to do so. Not really. It is called diddling and diddles of other people's pictures are common although it is usual to acknowledge that a diddle has been done. In this case the GIF to ASCII conversion was done by "Sushil" whose name is attached to the picture. The story is that Einstein was asked to pose for a photograph on his 80th birthday and surprised the photographer by sticking his tongue out - the photographer took it and produced the now legendary picture. Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Cowlie_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 26 of 292 Subject: Re: Cow pics... From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/22 Message-Id: <4nvj9m$k3a@orm.southern.co.nz> Distribution: world References: <4n5mgt$1gpi@trumpet.aix.calpoly.edu> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Sophie (sophie@g-dav.demon.co.uk) wrote: >CoWs: > > (__) > (66) > (OO) ~BSE! Arrgh!~ > > (__) > (@@) > (oo) ~Just a little dangerous thinking~ > > (__) > (UU) > (oo) ~A little nap didn't hurt anyone~ > > (__) > (/\) > (oo) ~Realizing he is going to the butchers~ > > (__) > (##) > (oo) ~The start of BSE~ > > (__) > (XX) > (OO) ~Dead cow~ > > (__) > (**) > (oo) ~Cow wearing sun glasses~ > > __ > /(--)\ > (oo) ~Old cow~ > > (__) > (¨¨) > (oo) ~Sly cow~ > > (__) > (!!) > (oo) ~Surprised cow~ > > (__) > (-@) > (oo) ~Winking cow~ > > (__) > (&&) > (OO) ~Cow thats been looking at the computar screem for too long~ > > (__) > (..) > (oo) ~Bored cow~ > > (__) > (@@) > (oo) ~Normal cow~ >My own design Hmm...those aren't normal cowpics...you've just invented "Cowlies"... the bovine version of Smileys ! Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Beware_Liver-Mangling_Hippo.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 141 of 292 Subject: Re: TALK: Collection from sig lines From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/04/06 Message-Id: <4k5qbm$eg0@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4jprcu$3hu@newsbf02.news.aol.com> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art SweetCdn (sweetcdn@aol.com) wrote: >Hi Gang, > >I've been lurking around here for quite a while, and some of the "sayings" >in the signature lines have really impressed me. So, I decided to cut & >paste and start a collection. No names attached, so if you see yours, you >are anonymous, not that you probably mind. I'm starting a second >collection now. Anyway, thought I would share them with you. No, no, no...you have to post the _pictures_ here, taglines get posted in the newsgroup rec.humor and there are collections posted there with zillions of taglines. | No animals were >_,< | | killed in (oo) | | the creation or ,-------(._.) | | testing of / | || | | this message! * ||W--'|| | | | ! ! ! May your liver never be mangled by a wild hippopotamus. ! 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[Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Bird_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 13 of 292 Subject: Re: Little bird From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/24 Message-Id: <4o3v6q$og1@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <1996May23.174320.8606@polar.etsiig.uniovi.es> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Diaz Fernandez, Sonia Maria (zz931223@polar.etsiig.uniovi.es) wrote: > > I was trying to draw a bird... and that's the result > > _V_ > @.@ > (\_/) > m m > > What do yo think about? > Sonia. > e-mail zz931223@etsiig.uniovi.es I think it is very nice and I have added it to my bird collection: _V_ @.@ (\_/) m m -Sonia Maria Diaz Fernadez- V (o o) ( V ) .......m.m........ Daniel Schoo ___ (o,o) < . > -Vitoco- ---"-"--- Victor Andres Parada Gomez |\_____/| |[o] [o]| Jean | V | Pajerek | | -ooo---ooo- /\ /\ ((ovo)) ():::() VVV -Unknown- Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Moo_Cow_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 105 of 292 Subject: Cool Cowlection ? From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/04/13 Message-Id: <4ko8pi$gs1@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art ========================================================================== # # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ### ### M M OOOO OOOO ### ###### ### MM MM O O O O ####### ####### M M M M O O O O # # M M M O O O O # ### ### # M M O O O O # # # # # # M M OOOO OOOO # # ### # ### # \\ # ### ### # \\ # # \\________ # ######## # \-------- # # ## ## # # # # # # ######### # # #### # # ###### ###### #### ########################### ### ## ## ## # # # ## # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #### # # # # ##### # # ### # # # # # # # ##################### ######### # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # ##### ### #### #### ###### ### ###### ###### ========================================================================== \_________====__________/ ==== \||||||||||||/ /---------\ \||||||||||/ | Och Aye | _ \||||||||/ | Tha | /_\ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||\||||||/ | Mooooo! | // \\ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| oo | /\---------/ // \\ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||----| / | | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||(____) -- \./ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||\\\\ -Philip G Ward- ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Highland Cow wallowing in Scottish MUD (OK so I could'nt be bothered drawing legs). ( ) /oo\________ \ / \ \/ / \ \_|___\_|/.\ jjohn@axp2.umkc.edu || YY| o ' Which end do Fredonian Cows "oom" from ? _ _ (:) _ _ ((___)) | ((___)) ____________( o 0 ) | ( o 0 )____________ / @@@@@ @@ \ / | (:) \ / @@ @@@@@ \ / | @@@ @ (` ') | | (` ') @ @@@ | \ _/_/| | _____| |_(U)|____\|/\|/____ |(U)_| | | |\_\_ _____ | || | | | | | | | | |~~~~| || | /...\..\ /...\/...\ /...\/...\ /../...\ Fredonians ? _______________________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\_________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~____________~~~~~~~ I\ | ___ | ~~````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ I: db db | I \ | (__ | O f f i c i a l :I I: d88 88 | I \| ___) |__ Net Surfer's License :I I: 888 888 |<-><-> Best if used before 10/27/95 <->:I I: d88 888b | :I I: 888 d88P |Name: Elias Moo-Dee Cow (emdc@moo.org) :I I: Y888b /``````\8888 |Affiliations: National Moo'ers Assn., :I I: ,----Y888 Y88P`````\ | United Milk Production Workers :I I: | ,'`\_/``\ |,, | | (Local 78563), Global Coalition :I I: \,,,,-| | o | o / | ```` | for Preservation of Greenery Through :I I: | """ """ | | Natural Fertilization :I I: / \ |Location: Bob & Lenny's Weasel Farms :I I: | \ |Phone: 1-900-I-Love-Moo ($1.99/min) :I I: | ,,,,----'''```| |Height: (All Fours: 5'7") :I I: |`` @ @ | | (Standing Erect: 8'11") :I I: \,, ___ ,,/ |Hobbies: Chewing cud and Producing Milk:I I: \__|___|__/ |URL: Had one, but we're moooooving... :I *_______________________________|_______________________________________* \%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/ b the MOOsletter 88 ,--)_ __--0),/8888 \_ ------------\ /@) 8888> \--------------/ 8888888 |~~\ |____, 99 888888 8888 8 |~|| / 88888 888 \ || `-----__/ 8888 88 ||| \__ 888 88|\\ \_ 88 8888/ || | | | 888| || | / \ 888/ || |_\ | \_ 88/ // \\ |---\_____/ | 8/ || \ | \_ _\_ | || \ | || ||\ | || | | L L | / ))) | | / / ((((( | | | | ))))) | | | | ((( | _\ | _\ ) //__/ //__/ (Did I just see a cow?) "Not an ordinary game, nor an ordinary player." o ___ (__) o /__/| (oo) | || /\/) | || / X\ ____| || Q / / \\ ___~~~____|_|| \/ / ~---~~~~ || \|/ |____________|| || || || ^^ ^^ SRT'95 ^^ (__) /----|oo| /| |__| x|_____ U -Morten Primdahl- || || ( ) ~(^^^^)~ ) @@ \~_ |\ / | \ \~ / ( 0 0 ) \ | | Hey ---___/~ \ | | Hiya /'__/ | ~-_____/ | Doin? o _ ~----~ ___---~ O // | | ((~\ _| -| Oops! I mean MOOOOOOO o O //-_ \/ | ~ | ^ \_ / ~ | | ~ | | / ~ | | ( | \ \ /\ -John Eidson- / -_____-\ \ ~~-* | / \ \ .==. / / / / | | /~ | //~ | |__| ~~~~ ~~~~ My contribution to the mad cow disease ... \|/ --@-- ( ) /|\ < o__o > (..) / \ | ## | /\ # / \|/ * |||| \/ \// """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" -Thorsten Bleise- * ((__)) * (00) "Moo, dude." * nn--(o__o)--nn- -Mary Beth Dunn- _ _ ((___)) ( o 0 ) Moonty Python / \ / / (` ') _ _________ / / (U) / \ / ____ \_/ / //\ \ / / \ / V \ \/ / \ / \___/ \__/ -cfbd- ========================================================================== Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Gallery_of_ASCII_Artists.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 1 of 4 Subject: Gallery of Ascii Artists From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/04 Message-Id: <4mg5oa$mob@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art ============================================================================ GALLERY of ASCII ARTISTS In no particular Order of Merit or Beauty 5-5-96 ============================================================================ ___ ,'" __`.,'"`. ,;,,'" _`Y'"`.\\ //// ,'"'`Y'"`.\YY ffffff' ' 'Y|| |||||l ,-- --.||| jjj|l` ,-. ,-.|ll ,-``` f | f ||-. l (| l_0, l_0,| j /'~~~~~~~\|/ Y | `. |f ,/' ____ `\ `-|, ) l' | ,,__/ '| \ ||f ,- `--' _ Y ,|_./___ ___ | | jjj `. ,`| |-( .)-(. )`|,' '''\ `-----' j (| ~~~ ~~~ |) |. ,' | `-' |' | `-._.,-' \ ,____, / ____ | l ____ \ `--' / ,'-+-->l -' Y<--+-`, |\______/| /+--+,' \`-.__,'| `.+--+\ |\________/| /-+--+`-, \.____,j ,'+--+-\ \----------/ f--+--+-< \ / >-+--+--Y Daniel C. Au j--+--+--`. `. / ,'--+--+--l +--+--+--+-`. Y /-+--+--+--+ +--+--+--+--+\ |f--+--+--+--+ +--+-f+--+--+-\|j--+--+Y-+--+ +--+-|+--+--+--|+--+--+|-+--+ +--+-|+--+--+--|+--+--+|-+--+ Philip Kaulfuss IIIII IIIIIII II(^ ^)II ,,,,,,,,,,, II[_O"O_]II //////// \\\\ 0 ( i ) 0 // == == \\ I [ w ] I ( o o )\\ \_/ ( L )\\ ( .___ )\\ Rosemary Lyndall Wemm \_____/\\ | |\\ ------/ ^ \---- / ~~~o~~~~ \ I o I I I o I I I II o II I I II o II I I II o II I I II o II I I II o II I I__II%%%%%%@%%%%II__I 'm'I I 'm' I I Self Portrait I I "J. Melusky" I i I I I I I I I Jon I I I I____I____I __I II I__ (_______II______) (Plain rubber boots in Seattle. Dec. 1995) __,,,,,,,,,_ .oIIII888888888888o .o88IIIII888888888888Wm .o88888III888888888888WMN88. d888888888888888888888WMN8888o. .d88888888II888888888888MN8888888o. 888888888888888888II888WMM8888888IIb d88888888888888888888888MM888AAIIIIIIb .88888888888888888888888W8M8IIIIIUU8888b 8888888888888888888888P dP`8888888888888. 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(%%%~^88P~88P| |~=> .=-~ %%%) (%%::. .:,\ .' `. /,:. .::%%) `;%:`\. `-' | | `-' ./':%:' ``x`. -===.' Lennert Stock `.===- .'x'' / `:`.__.; :.__.':' \ .d8b. ..`. .'.. .d8b. /'~~~|~~~~~\ ,/' .___|___. \ | ./ \. | / ./ ___ ___\. \ | | *' *' | | | | ._. | | | | | | \__\ ---' /_/ ~~\\ //~~ | \\|// | _____\---------/____ |/| | |\| ____________________ Benjamin G. Randle db ,B##a ,HHAo#####b 6HHHHH##### _ HHHHHH#####, "########, m####m======+++m#### | "# `*###'~~##~~~\^9#### () () "# T|::;/ \`::|-//H# `~ \ # ``~7 `== /#7 `---" | `-+ } \___ | .---, / | | \ (_ , ,'\ --------------- `,_ ,' \ Vamp ,,-~/_ ~-,-~_______ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Scott A. H. Ruggels / ~~'~~~ \ / _/ - -\_ \ _____ . / \ \ -"====="- | / --- --- | // ======= \\ |_l (O} {O) |_| ||/ \|| (|. .|) | .-==_ _==-. | |. --' .| _| -o- -o- |_ \ .::::, / || / \ || \ `---- / \| '-_-` |/ |\,,,,,,'| | _===_ | | . .. | | |-___-| | /'. . . . '\ \ |.....| / _/______________\_ ____`-|||||-'____ Meindert de Jong ______\_____/______ Brian Odom .::::::. :'`"WW"'`: : _ _ : ,&BRM&, : '. .` : %&%&%&&&& ( ) %~ '& ) %'(~)-(~)`& __ (' / ~) {%, ___ %& . `--' . %{&%, `-' ,%{&& _.-'`. .'`-._ {%%}%| |&%&}& ' `--' ` ######'-_-'&&%&&}## ------------------ ############&&&&}## Randy Ransom ___________________ Beth Martin Some people are just prolific contributors, each with their own style. I hate to rank them and here are a few that I remember for their input, in no particular order: Thor and Valkyrie Lyle Murphy Philip Kaulfuss Gilo Suzy Oviatt Bungle Normand Veilleux Tua Xiong Daniel Au Juergen Jacubowski F.C. Catalyst Mike Jittlov Lennert Stock David Issel Felix (Cats) Lee :-) Allen Mullen Randy Ransom Chevalier ( Nicolas Abesdris ) Tantris ( T. Palermo ) Paul Fawcett Bob Allison ( Scarecrow ) Colin Douthwaite (cfbd) Christopher Rowan Crawford ( Row ) Brian Odom Q-ris Targon ( Ed Wisniewski ) James Meindert de Jong Phoenix ( Roy Sussman ) Rosemary Lyndall Wemm J. Melusky Mike Rosulek William Towle (WILLS) Seal do Mar Gary Nass ( GGN ) Tina Louise Hesman DR J Jurcy Wang Win Kang Brent Hughes Joey Millison Thorsten Klein Felix Mariposa Joseph Larson Alessio Roberti Vittory mikey Jeffrey Davi Verzak Weslie Leung Jorn Barger Sophie Davies (SKYDANCER) " THEY COME AND THEY GO ! " ============================================================================ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Koala_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 88 of 292 Subject: Re: ...more koala bears From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/04/18 Message-Id: <4l5r8p$9ii@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4klp9n$bi5@news.xs4all.nl> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Lennert Stock (lennert@xs4all.nl) wrote: >Where did the credits go? (hi Rowan) Rowan Crawford, aka Row, is no longer with us. He migrated from alt.ascii-art when rec.arts.ascii was created but did not seem to make an appearance over there in that new group. This is one of his latest pictures, hopefully not a self-portrait: _,.-----.,_ ,-~ ~-. ,^___ ___^. /~" ~" . "~ "~\ Y ,--._ I _.--. Y | Y ~-. | ,-~ Y | | | }:{ | | j l / | \ ! l .-~ (__,.--" .^. "--.,__) ~-. ( / / | \ \ ) \.____, ~ \/"\/ ~ .____,/ ^.____ ____.^ | |T ~\ ! ! /~ T| | | |l _ _ _ _ _ !| | | l \/V V V V V V\/ j | l \ \|_|_|_|_|_|/ / ! \ \[T T T T T TI/ / \ `^-^-^-^-^-^' / \ / \. ,/ -Row (12/14/93) "^-.___,-^" As for the Koala Collection... It seems we now have two collections: The original from Rowan Crawford.... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Koala Bear Collection V1.0 By Rowan Crawford (c) 1994 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ {~._.~} {~:_:~} {~...~} {~+_+~} {~___~} ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y ) ()~*~() ()~*~() ()~*~() ()~*~() ()~*~() (_)-(_) (_)-(_) (_)-(_) (_)-(_) (_)-(_) Koala Koala Koala Dead Sleeping saying saying koala koala yes no ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ {~-_-~} {~p_q~} {~o o~} {~._.~} {~._.~} ( Y ) ( Y ) ( . ) ( Y ) ( Y ) ()~*~() ()~*~() ()~*~() ()~*~() ()v-v() (_)-(_) (_)-(_) (_)-(_) (_)Y(_) (_)^(_) Asian A very Surprised Male Female koala tired koala koala koala koala ___ ___ _ ___ _ ___ ___ {~._.~} {~===~} \~._.~/ {~x_x~} {~. .~} _( Y )_ ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( V ) (:_~*~_:) ()~*~() ()~*~() ()~*~() ()~*~() (_)-(_) (_)-(_) (_)-(_) (_)-(_) (_)-(_) Hugging Jordi Spock Pissed Pinocchio koala koala koala koala koala * ___ ___ _ _ /_\ ___ {~._.~} {~._.~} ( )-( ) {~._.~} {~._.~} ( Y ) ( Y ) ()_*_() ( Y ) ( Y ) j~*~l ()~*~() ( v ) ()~*~() ~H~ (_)-(_) l_T_| {_` '_} (_)-(_) H ~~~ ~ 'armless Standing Upside Party Koala koala koala down koala icecream koala . . ___ // .---. // _ _ ___ {~._.~}// Y|o o|Y// {~.V.~} . . {~._.~} ( Y )K/ /_(i=i)K/ ( Y ) ( Y ) ()~*~() ~()~*~()~ ()~*~() ()~S~() (_)-(_) (_)-(_) (_)-(_) /(_)-(_)\ ~ ~ Luke Darth Koala with Invisible Superman Skywalker Vader a splitting koala koala koala koala headache ------------------------------------------------------------------------ And an additional collection by Holger... ========================================================================== Holger's additions to the Koala Collection ========================================================================== * ___ ___ _ _ /_\ ___ {~._.~} {~._.~} ( )-( ) {~._.~} {~._.~} ( Y ) ( Y ) ()_*_() ( Y ) ( Y ) |~*~| ()~*~() ( v ) ()~*~() \~H~/ (_)-(_) l_T_| {_` '_} (_)-(_) \H/ ~~~ ~ armless Standing Upside Party koala koala koala down koala icecream koala . . ___ // .---. // _ _ ___ {~._.~}// Y|o o|Y// {~.V.~} . . {~. .~} ( Y )K/ /_(i=i)K/ ( Y ) ( Y ) ()~*~() ~()~*~()~ ()~*~() ()~S~() (_)-(_) (_)-(_) (_)-(_) /(_)-(_)\ ~ ~ Luke Darth Koala with Invisible Superman Skywalker Vader a splitting koala koala koala koala headache _ _ _ ___ _) ___ (_ \___/ ||| _) (_ -^- _) \{~._.~}/ (_ {~._.~} {~. .~} {~$_$~} {~ -_- ~} )_\ \( Y )/ /_( ( Y ) (v^v) ( Y ) ( Y ) )_ ()~*~() _( ()~*~() / ' ' \ ()~*~() ()~___~() )_(_)-(_)_( (_)-(_) / \ / \ (_)-(_) (_)__V__(_) Dragon Berlin Dracula Dagobert Sumo koala koala koala koala koala _____| _ _____ ___ ___ \_*_/| _/ \_ |_|* {~._.~} {' `} {~._.~} {~._.~}/ {~._.~} ( Y ) ( ) ( Y )| ( Y )/ ( Y ) ()`o'() (/ \) ()***() ( : /) ()~*~U) (_)_(_) (__u__) (_)-(_) ( : ) (_)-(_) ___| 1 |___ | 2 3 | koala Russian Snow PhD Champion from behind koala koala koala koala ___ ___ ___ ___ xxxxx _) (_ ___ ()_() {~._.{~._.~}._.~} //._.\{~._.~} {~._.~} ._. ( O )( O )( O ) /( Y )\( Y ) ~ ( Y ) ~~ ( Y ) ()~*~()~*~()~*~() (/ \()\V/() ~o~ ~ ~~o~ () O () (_)-((_)-(_))-(_) / \_)-(_) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (_)-(_) ~~~~~~~ ~ ~ ~ koala Just married Swimming Easter chorus koalas koala koala ========================================================================== To be certain both artists are credited it seems necessary to separate them...note that Rowan Crawford's is copyrighted and presumably should not be posted without his permission...although that becomes difficult to obtain if he is no longer on the Net. Tricky isn't it ? Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Party_Animals.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 147 of 292 Subject: Re: REQ: MMMAAADDD COW From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/04/04 Message-Id: <4k1jph$p72@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4jf6id$rgg@news-E2b.gnn.com> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art John Eidson (PapaJohnny@gnn.com) wrote: >well, this one not too "mad", maybe just crazy? > >Ý ( ) >Ý ~(^^^^)~ >Ý ) @@ \~_ |\ >Ý / | \ \~ / >Ý ( 0 0 ) \ | | Hey >Ý ---___/~ \ | | Hiya >Ý /'__/ | ~-_____/ | Doin? >Ý o _ ~----~ ___---~ >Ý O // | | >Ý ((~\ _| -| Oops! I mean MOOOOOOO >Ý o O //-_ \/ | ~ | >Ý ^ \_ / ~ | >Ý | ~ | >Ý | / ~ | >Ý | ( | >Ý \ \ /\ >Ý / -_____-\ \ ~~-* >Ý | / \ \ .==. >Ý / / / / | | >Ý /~ | //~ | |__| >Ý ~~~~ ~~~~ Hehehe. Beautiful ! The answer to Barney ! _-~~~~- - @ @ ' \ Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination. |\ .. | And when he's tall \ ' `. '\___/` .`. He's what you'd call |\_ / `-____--// A dinosaur sensation! \ \/ .\\ \/ \ .' \\ | Barney's friends are big and small `. \ /' | and come from lots of places! \ | .' After school to sing and dance _| /`-__-'/ and play with happy faces! | \ ) )__ \__/ |___/ Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Sig_Border_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 50 of 292 Subject: Re: Here is a Line. From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/12 Message-Id: <4n3t8e$73h@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4mtsr3$53b@milo.vcn.bc.ca> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Jody Wong (gazoo@vcn.bc.ca) wrote: >Tony Hall Accounts (halla@cix.compulink.co.uk) wrote: > >: _______________________________________________________ > >Here is a thicker line: > > ======================================================= And here are some borders... ========================================================================== = = = = = = = = ========================================================================== c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c" c" c" c" c" c" c" c" c" c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c"c" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =- -= =- -= =- -= =- -= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ +- -+ +- -+ +- -+ +- -+ +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ -*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*& -*& -*& -*& -*& -*& -*& -*& -*& -*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*&*-*& """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" " " " " " " " " """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=##=## <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> cccccc\/c\/ccccccccccccccc\/c\/ccccccccccccccc\/c\/ccccccccccccccc\/c\/ccccc c c c c c c c c cccccc\/c\/ccccccccccccccc\/c\/ccccccccccccccc\/c\/ccccccccccccccc\/c\/ccccc +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+ + + + + + + + + +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+ cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc c c c c c c c c c c cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc /\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/--/\/ +*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+* +* +* +* +* +* +* +* +* +*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+* O>>--<>--<>--<>--<>--<>--<>--<>--<>--<>-<<0 O>>- -<<0 O>>- -<<0 O>>- -<<0 O>>- -<<0 O>>--<>--<>--<>--<>--<>--<>--<>--<>--<>-<<0 - 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( ) `. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. ,' `._.' `._.' `._.' `._.' `._.' `._.' `._.' `._.' `._.' @ _ @ _ @ _ @ _ @ ) ( @ _ @ _ @ _ @ _ @ `/ `<_,< `<_,< `<_,< `<_,< PARTY >._>' >._>' >._>' >._>' \' ( @ @ @ @ ) ( @ @ @ @ ) \' `/ @ ) ( @ `/ \' ( @ @ ) \' `/ @ ) It's simply a frame of roses ( @ `/ (the "PARTY" and "WELCOME" text is optional) \' ( @ @ ) \' `/ @ ) ( @ `/ \' ( @ _ @ _ @ _ @ _ ) ( _ @ _ @ _ @ _ @ ) \_,< `<_,< `<_,< `<_,< `' >._>' >._>' >._>' >._/ @ @ @ @ ) ( @ @ @ @ Uffe Persson Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Mad_Cow_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 85 of 292 Subject: Re: REQ: MMMAAADDD COW From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/04/25 Message-Id: <4loaf3$qb4@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <31616e31.816954@news.enterprise.net> <4kfj1b$7v2@news.pacifier.com> <4kq38e$h2l@ro Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Scott C. Sullivan (scsulliv@mtu.edu) wrote: >I thought I'd modify our "Mad Cow" a bit. Whaddya think? > > \\ > )) _ _ > // ((____)) > (( / \ > \\ ___ ____ __ ( O O ) > ( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ \ / > / @@@ @@@ (@@) -- { They get Butt-steak from WHERE?!?! } > { @@ @@@ _/ > ( @@@@ | > ~__--___--____---___--/ > / | | ( ) / | | > | / / |||| | / / > \\ \ \\ \ > ^ ^ ^ ^ I guess they are gradually getting better...cowvolution ?? * \\ )) _ _ // ((___)) (( / \ \\ ___ ____ __ ( O O ) _____ ( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ \ / / \ / @@@ @@@ (@@) --{ MOO!! } { @@ @@@ o _/ \_____/ ( @@@@ ~__--___--____---___--/ / | ( ) / | | / |||| | / \\ \\ ^ ^ \\ )) _ _ // ((____)) (( / \ \\ ___ ____ __ ( O O ) ( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ ~~~~ \ / / @@@ @@@ (@@ ( ) --{ MILK ME } { @@ @@@ o _/ ~~ ( @@@@ | ~__--___--____---___--/ / / | | ( ) / | / | | / / |||| | / | / \\ \ \\ \\ ^ ^ ^ ^ \\ )) _ _ // ((____)) (( / \ \\ ___ ____ __ ( O O ) ( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ \ / / @@@ @@@ (@@) -- { They get Butt-steak from WHERE?!?! } { @@ @@@ _/ ( @@@@ | ~__--___--____---___--/ / | | ( ) / | | | / / |||| | / / \\ \ \\ \ -Scott C. Sullivan- ^ ^ ^ ^ Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Mona_Lisa_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 168 of 292 Subject: Re: Mona Lisa From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/02/12 Message-Id: <4fo0nc$gmd@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4etmda$ram@utdallas.edu> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art chuck@utdallas.edu wrote: >Since I was a little boy, I've seen ASCII art of the Mona Lisa. Needless >to say, I've always been appropriately impressed by it. > >Does anyone know who the artist is? I've found it on several sites on >the net, but never with a signature of any sort. > >Thanks for any help... > > -- Chuck Knight Original artist: Leonardo da Vinci ? There are many ASCII versions of Mona and most, but not all, of those below do have signatures. 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Kreitz --------------------------------------------------------------------------- &&&&&& ________ &&&&&&&& ||||||||, o88%8888888. o88%8888888. 8'- -:8888b 8'||||||-:8888b 8' 8888 8' 8888 d8.-=. ,==-.:888b d8.-=. ,==-.:888b >8 `~` :`~' d8888 >8 `=` :`=' d8888 88 ,88888 88 ,88888 88b. `-~ ':88888 88b` `-- ':88888 888b ~==~ .:88888 888b -==- .:88888 88888o--:':::8888 88888o--:':::8888 `88888| :::' 8888b `88888| :::' 8888b 8888^^' 8888b 8888^^' 8888b d888 ,%888b. d888 ,%888b. d88% %%%8--'-. d88% %%%8--'-. /88:.__ , _%-' --- - /88:.__ , _%-' --- - '''::===..-' = --. ` '''::===..-' = --. ` Mona with Curls Mona with Flat Top and Bangs -Linda M. 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Kreitz- =========================================================================== [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Kangaroo_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 226 of 292 Subject: Re: roo From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/02/25 Message-Id: <4gqku5$2lc@orm.southern.co.nz> References: Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Ironclaw (hultmane@river.it.gvsu.edu) wrote: > could somebody post a picture of roo. as in Kanga, and roo, from >wonney the pooh. thanks ahead of > iron ==================================================================== " Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport. Tie me Kangarooo down. Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport. Tie me Kangaroo down. " - Australian Song ==================================================================== Y- /- / ) \_/\L_, Shaun Kolomeitz (( ( `) ; / , / \/ / | / ~7 / ) ) -newton- ___// | / `--' \_~-, . /\ /l ((.Y(! \ |/ / 6~6, \ _ +-. \`-=--^-' \ \ _/ \ ( . Y /"\ `--^--v--. / _ `--"T~\/~\/ / " ~\. ! _ Y Y./' Y^| | |~~7 | l | / ./' | `L | Y .^/~T | l ! | |/| | | .`\/' | Y | ! Rowan Crawford. l "~ j l j_L______ \,____{ __"~ __ ,\_,\_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------- Nobody seemed to know where they came from, but there they were in the Forest: Kanga and Baby Roo. - Winnie-the-Pooh -------------------------------------------------------------------- _-_ /~~ ~~\ |\ |\ /~~ ~~\ ()__() _-_ } \o o / /~~ ~~\ -_ / _-_ () / /~~ ~~\ // ~~ /~~ ~ (^) \ { }| /~~ \ \ \ _- -_ / | { \ \ ~~ \\ // ~~ \\ \ _- _ _ | \ | | ~~ \\ // ' _ _/ ) ~- _ | | | | '/,_ _ _/ ~ , // \\ | | / /)/) ', // \\ ( (¯.¯) _ _', \ __) (__ / } '- - - - - - - - - - -, \ { ,- - - - - - - - ' ' ' ' \ > / #----x---x--x----# .--- \ ' / --x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#-- # # "----~ ~ / / # # #---x---x--x--x--#---x- (_/ x---x---x----#---x---x--x--x---x---#--- # # " # -cfbd- # #----x--x--x--x--#--x---x---x----x----x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#--- #/ \|/ \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// \\#|// \\\\\|||/// \|/#\|/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baby Roo was practising very small jumps in the sand and falling down mouse-holes and climbing out of them... _-_ " Look at me jumping," squeaked Roo, /~~ ~~\ and fell into another mouse-hole. /~~ ~~\ _-_ _-_ } /~~ ~~\ - Winnie-the-Pooh /~~ ~~\ -_ / /~~ ~~\ /~~ ~~\ // ~~ { { }| \ _- -_ / \ _- -_ / | ~~ \\ // ~~ ~~ \\ // ~~ \\ | | | | | | | | // \\ /)/) // \\ (¯.¯) / \|/ \\||// \#/ \ ( /> \\#|// \\\\\|||/// \|/ \|| --------------------- __/ _\ // _-------------------------------- . . . . . : '~( '~ )// - . . . ()()_____ . . . . . : _\ '}/ - . /** ) _ . . . : "--~(/ : . . . O_\\-m--m-/____) -cfbd- . : .....".. : . . . __ __-- __ _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- __ _-- _ __-- _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- /\___ @@@@@@@@@@@ O \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@____/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@ || || -Nick Farina- ~~ ~~ A Sheep / \ / \ \ (____) / \ O O / / () \ ( ŸŸ ) ) ( / \ / \ ( ()_() ) /\ \(¯.¯) / /\ / (..))_(_(..) \ ( ) \ / ) ( ) (\_______________ (...)\_____(...)_______________)violet s. A Kangaroo (\___/) (O O) \ / @@@@@@\_/@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@@ @@@@ @@@ @@@ @@ WOOLLY @@ @@@ @@@ @@ JUMPER @@ @@@ @@@ @@@@ @@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@ === @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ === WW @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ WW ============== / \ ( ) -cfbd- \ / ) ( ) (\_______________ (...)\_____(...)_______________) A Woolly Jumper ( cross between a Sheep and a Kangaroo ) -------------------------------------------------------------------- _,' ___ <__\__/ \ \_ / _\ \,\ / \\ // \\ ,/' `\_, Andrew Bromage Gernot Hueller (hueller@gup.uni-linz.ac.at) wrote: > Subject: REQUEST: kangoroo > ... for thoese poeple who still think Austria is next to New > Zealand ...and so it is !!! _=_ ,^\ \~~~ ~'~'' ~-__ _._ \ * Salzburg ^\ _ _ _ _-~^ `'~'~' # "", ,'' '' VIENNA ;~\ ``--__,,,--,,,___ ) \ \,,, / ~ Sydney \ ~~~~\_ _ / \\ ~v^ ~-- ' \\ .--, )`--') (_/ < / Tasmania `\ / / / /_,, ~~ <--- / ) Wellington | / / _> / / / | | / \___/ o New Zealand BTW there are no Kangaroos in New Zealand ( except in zoos ). There are some Wallabies in the hills behind Waimate in the South Island - making a desert of the place :-( However to fulfill your request here is a "Kan-Go-Roo" : ---------------------------------------------------------------------- " This Roo sure kan go ! " (\,,,/) \o o/ / {^} / /.~. [] / \// [] [] / ~~) [] _ __ _ [] / ) )/ [] / l~( @\ \~-_ [] __// | / [] ,----~~~~--+__]_[__/_\_-_,------,__ [] `--' \_-= [] @ /~_~\ | ~ | /~_~\~~~-, []====================[]=|-+-+-+-|=\_ ( (_) ) \__________| ( (_) )_-~ (oo) (oo) -cfbd- ~~\___/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\___/~ " Take me Kangoroo back, Jack. Take me Kangoroo back! " :-) [ Power unit diddled from a design by John Punshon ] ----------------------------------------------------------------------- .$c $P. .$$$$b ... d$$$$***P d$$$$$beeee$$$$$" .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$F d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$* .$$$$$$$$$$$$$F d$""*$$*"" 4F J$F 4$ ^. z$" $$ *ee$$" J$F " z$$b.... 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",J$$$$$$$$$$$$$$cc ?$$$ ?$$$$$$$$$$$" ?$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c,"$$b`?$$$$$$$$P' `""????$$$$$$$$$$$$b,"?b`?$$$$$$$' `""??$$$$$$$$c`?`?$$$$" `"?$$$$$ec.$$$$ `"?$$$$$$$$L `"??$$$F Hakuna Matata ____________________________________________ ( ) ( i gotcher "aye, mate" right here, ya yank! ) (____________________________________________) . /' *burp* * o <\ /> _| . .-Oo \ \_) *hic* o O_.--< \ \ .=. ) \/) <---------------. .----> | |--=/.. ,< | | `-' _|___ ) _not_ a llama | | .--.\ _not_ ginger ale | / \ `----\__ / \____/) (`--(`----'_(\______/ James Christopher Goodwin :e 'M$\ sf$$br J\J\J$L$L :d )fM$$$$$r ..P*\ .4MJP '*\ sed"""""" ser d$$$F .M\ ..JM$$$B$$$$BJ$MR ... dF nMMM$$$R$$$$$$$h"$ks$$"$$r J\.. .MMM8$$$$$LM$P\..'**\ *\ d :d$r "M$$$$br'$M\d$R J\MM\ *L *M$B8MM$B.** :fd$> :fhr 'MRM$$M$$" MJ$> '5J5..M8$$> :fMM d$Fd$$R$$F 4M$P .$$*.J*$$** M4$> '$>dRdF MMM\ *L*B. Rosemary Lyndall Wemm :$$F ?k"Re .$$P\ **'$$B... :e$F" '"""" ==================================================================== ALL TOGETHER NOW... " Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport. Tie me Kangarooo down. /| /| Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport... ()__() \ = =/ Tie me Kangaroo... /\ () Tie me Kangaroo... / / (^) Tie me Kangaroo down !!! ( ( ~ _ _ | \ - Rolf Harris ' _ _/ ) ~- _ '/,_ _ _/ ~ , / ', ( _ _', \ _______ / } ', ____ \ { ,\ ', \__/ \ > / ', ' || - - - - -,, .--- \ ___/ ' || - ' ' ' ' "----~ }___{=o=o=o=o=[__] (_/ || -cfbd- " || #// \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// || #/ \|/ \\||// \#/ ==================================================================== Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Flame_Form.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 45 of 292 Subject: Flame Form From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/18 Message-Id: <4nk4dh$hqn@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art ========================================================================== FLAME FORM ========================================================================== ) ( ( ( ( ) () @@ ) (( ( ( ( )( @@ ( )) ) ( ( ( ( ()( /---\ (()( ( _______ ) ) )(@ !O O! )@@ ( ) ) ) < ____) ) ( ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( ) /--| |( o| ( ) ) ((@@(@@ !o! @@@@(@@@@@)() ( | > \___| ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( ) | /---------+ (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@( . | | \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ . . | \ \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @ . | \ \----+--\-))) @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. . | |\______|_)))/ . @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . . \__========== * . @@ /MM /\O O/\ MM\ @@@@@@@. . | |-\ \ ( . @ !!! !! \-/ !! !!! @@@@@ . | | \ \ ) . . @@@@ !! !! .(. @. .. . | | \ \ ( / .( . \)). 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Have a nice day, ========================================================================== [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Take_Your_Time_Soon_As_Possible.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 232 of 292 Subject: Re: PLease draw this for me (Long 31k) From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/02/25 Message-Id: <4golvo$dvi@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <1773110ACFS86.FXING00@ukcc.uky.edu> <4gi60f$ivi@news-2.csn.net> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Joseph Larson (jlarson@news-server) wrote: >han (FXING00@ukcc.uky.edu) wrote: >: I need some one to draw a lobby and living room and a bathroom and a >:dinning room for me...I like them to be romantic.....So Please take your tim >:e draw these room for me...I would like to have candles around rooms.... >:Thanks for yout time..... >: Thanks again.....Mail me back as soon as possible >: Najai >Damn-it Najai, I'm an ascii artist, not a drafter. Does anyone have an >ascii driver for autocad? No? Sorry Najai I know how you feel ! *8-) Although I must by now be an Old Fart on alt.ascii-art ( Old Ascii-Fart ? ) I never cease to be amazed how newbies to the alt.ascii-art newsgroup seem to get the idea that this newsgroup's purpose is to provide resident artists who will "draw" any picture on request, anytime, anyplace, and real quick if a deadline is involved ! Such faith and confidence that their requests will be granted is impressive - I simply cannot resist such faith - so here are some "drawings" to meet this latest expectant newbie's request: First, a question... =========================================================================== ________________________________ / /\ o . # | |_/ . . . ## | " Is what you are | . O o . ### \ \ . o . # \ looking for \ o O. | | | . o O |/| | really worth the | ___o_ /,,| | | | O | |,,,| / Candle ? " / |o .| | ,,| | | | .o| | , | | | |O | | , | \ \ | .O| | | | | __|o .|__ | | | | / . 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Okay... @@@@ @@@@ @@@@ /_@_/| ..______________________________________||__||___________ . | [Home sweet Home] |__||| .____. . | .________. ||__|| |/\ *| . | wwwwwwwww | .'| |__||| |____| . | |)__|__(| (Moo) | .' | __||__||__. . /| | |\ | /| \\|(__)| | /__|__||/_/| . /%| | '=======' |(oo)| | |_._____._|| . |@/ | | \/ |o | |_|/^^^\|_|| . |/ |_____________________|____| ,|____|_|*****|_|/________ . . | , ____________ . . ._. . __________. |. =/ o o /= . / /| . /_/-----/_/| __ =/ X . /= | / /|| . ( ( ' ' ( (| /'--'\ =/___________/= . | /_/|/| . (_( ' ' (_(|/. .\ | |||/|| / /=====/ /| '||' | ||/|/ /_//____/_/ | || _ ,/| . | |||/ (o|:.....|o) | || '\`o.O' _ | ||/ |_|:_____|_|/' _||_ =(_*_)= ( | . ' ' /____\ ) ( _) . | . / \( |____________________________________________________(/`-'\)_____. -Steve Samsung- Bathrooms galore ! Take your pick... ~-_ _- ~-_ _-~ ~-_ _-~ ~-______________________________________________-~ | | | ___________________________ | ""--__ | | /\ /\ | | __--~~! 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Because of the endless designs of toilet roll holders this is omitted from the picture to avoid prejudice. _____ / \ (____/\ ) |___ U?(____ _\L. | \ ___ / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | ( / _/u | \___|_)_| \| \\ / / \_(___ __) | \\ / / | | | | ) _/ / ) | | _\__/.-' /___( | | Contemplation or Constipation ? _/ __________/ \ | | // / ( ) | | ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| \ (___\ |______)_/ \ |\ \ \ / \ | \__ ) )___/ \ \ )/ /__( -Michael Reeung- ___ | /_//___| \_________ _/ ( / OUuuu \ `----'(____________) //////// |:---[.] |( _J | ^ ( _| / \_____) / _____ \ | / \ \ _________ | | | | ./ ./ \ /\ /\__ | ./ ./ | | | \/--- ./ ./ | \ \ )\ /________ / o | | >_____/_____)\ | | | \__________/ | | |__ ________ / \ | | / ./ ------- .\ | | | | / ./ \.\ \ \\ | | / ( ) ) \ |\ | | / \. ./ / \ | \ !--------------\ \._______./ / \ | | ! `============' | | | \ I | | | > I | / | / \ |________/____| < > (_________)____) -MH/cfbd- ___\________________________/________ _____________________ And various choices of hardware...bring your own software... _____________________________________ | | | ------- | | \| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ----------------------------------| | __------__ | __--- ---__ _-- --_ - - - - -__ __- --___ ___-- \ --______-- / \ / | | | | -Patrick M Hancy- / \ --------------------------- _ | | ___| | ( .' ) ( -Randy Ransom- ______ _____ \ \. ./ /| |`\_____\ /_____/ | |` | | | | '| __-====-__ | | | | | | (~< >~>_| | | | | |_ __-====-__ {~~-====--~~: \ | | | | / (~< >~> !~~------~~/----`+----/ \----+----\~~-====--~~! \ \___ / \ ___/ / >------\ \ < > / /------< <_________________> <_________________> D A T A - K L O S E E S E N (Germany) __________________________________________________ ~~<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>~~! 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 ! 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 ! 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 ! 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 ! 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 ! 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 ! 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ! 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( ( v ) And do what she can - with Carbolic. \ | / \ / \~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ \==============/ -cfbd- -------------------------------------------------------------------- Der Dining-room...for all types of guests... __ @@;, ( ; ? : ); _| |_ | | || | | _| |_ | \ \ \/ || \/ ___ / / | __| |\ __||____||___||______/| | ||| | |_______ _________| | ||| ||| |____ | | ____| ||| Design by \ \______ ) | | / ______/ / || | | | | | /___| || Samule J. 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O o . ### \ \ . o . # \ " WAS what you were \ o O. | | | . o O |/| | looking for | ___o_ /,,| | | | O | |,,,| / REALLY worth the / |o .| | ,,| | ^^^^^^ | | .o| | , | | Candle ? " | |O | | , | \ \ | .O| | | | | __|o .|__ | | | | / . O o o\| | | | /. O .o .O .\ | / | |^^^^^^^^^^^^^| | __/___________________________ / | |__|_ / / / \ /====== \ \__/ \_________/ `-----------------------------' =========================================================================== THE END =========================================================================== Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Mae_West_Quotes.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 132 of 292 Subject: Uncanonical List of Mae West Quotes From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/03 Message-Id: <4mdglj$1c2@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Followup-To: rec.humor Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.quotations,alt.ascii-Art =========================================================================== The Uncanonical List of Mae West Quotes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (((()) ((())))) | ^ ^ | ( )`'( ) " One figure can sometimes add up to a lot." (` o ') ' ... . ...` - Mae West (1892-1980) '. .. . . . . .` ( . . . . . ... . ____ / ( . . . . . . . __|) / ( . .. . . . ). \ / ( .`---'. .. .----'..) | ( /(____-------------____) | | ( ) | | \ / | _|_ \ -_______- / ( |/ \| \ / \ --- \ | / \ __/- \___|___/ \_(..) \ | / \/ /| (/\|/\) mh | | =========================================================================== Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. He who hesitates is last. He who hesitates is a damned fool. I only like two kinds of men: foreign and domestic. I feel like a million tonight, but one at a time. It's not the men in your life who count. It's the life in your men. A man in the house is worth two in the street. He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. So many men, so little time. I've been in more laps than a napkin. Come up and see me sometime when I've nothing but the wireless on. It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. To err is human--but it feels divine. Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried before." in "Klondike Annie" (1936) Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. in Diane Arbus, "Mae West: Emotion in Motion" Show (1965) I used to be Snow White...but I drifted. One figure can sometimes add up to a lot. Mae West (1892-1980) I've been in Who's Who and I know what's what, but this is the first time I've been in the dictionary. I always say, keep a diary and some day it'll keep you. When I'm good, I'm very, very, good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. I've been things and done places. Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. When a girl goes bad--men go right after her. I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better. It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then. As long as you don't break any. It's better to be looked over than overlooked. You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles. I wrote this story myself, It's all about a girl who lost her reputation, but never missed it. Hatcheck girl: "Goodness, that's a beautiful diamond!" Mae West: "Goodness had nothing to do with it...." Marriage is a fine institution - but I'm not ready for an institution. ==================================================================== DISCLAIMER: These Mae West quotes have been collected mainly from the Net and, except where specified, their authenticity and original sources are not known. ==================================================================== [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Origami_FAQ.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 5 of 292 Subject: Origami From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/26 Message-Id: <4o9994$gs7@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Extract from the alt.arts.origami FAQ: ========================== extract ================================ From: zbrown@lynx.neu.edu (Zachary Brown) Newsgroups: alt.arts.origami Subject: Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) list for alt.arts.origami Date: 22 May 1996 16:04:30 GMT Message-ID: <4nvdue$ffk@chaos.dac.neu.edu> -------------- Akira Yoshizawa's Beautiful Mouse --------------- -1- -2- -3- -4- ________ ____ \. in progress | | /\. | \`\. ________ \ | | / .'`\| \ `\. | \\. ./| | | /.'_,-' \ `\. | \ `\./' | Rotate |________| /,-' `--... `\.| \.. `\.| ````` ````` Fold 2 edges Rabbits fold the long flap while to center mountain folding the single layer ---------------------------------------------------------------- -5- -6- (A) -7- /; /' ) \. ,,--'^\, /-'^\,/' ( \`\ /-'^\,_---~( ,,--'' `, / ``,, ) \ `/ ``,, ) Fold the ./__,.,,__.,,_.._..', /.,,_.._..__`\( \/.,,_.._..__`\( ear flaps | / \ \ ~~(B) `~ ~~ up on both | ./ `\ \ sides | / `\ \ Reverse the head |/ `\\ down again so (A) `\ comes near (B) Reverse fold the head up and the tail down ---------------------------------------------------------------- -8- (A) \. ,,--^\,_ \~^~~^^~~^~^~~^^/| \`\. /'' ``,\ /' ( \ `\. / \ /' ( \ / \ /' ) \ / \ /' ``,, ) \/,_.._..__ __,,_._._\/' `\.| \_/ ~~ (B) ` Thin the tail. Outside reverse fold the nose, bringing point (A) on both sides down near (B) ---------------------------------------------------------------- -9- \-. `\`\. ,,--^\,_ \-.. `\ `\. /'' ``,\ `(``--__ `\ `\. / \ ( '\. `\ / \ ) \ `\/ \ ) \. /,_.._..__ __,,_._._\|___.._,,_,,\ ~~ Tuck the nose in, thin the jaw with reverse folds, and spread the ears ---------------------------------------------------------------- -10- \-. `\`\. ,,--^\,_ /\ `\ `\. /'' ``,( )'``--__ `\ `\. / \) \ '\. `\ / \ | \ `\/ \| ___.._,,/ /,_.._..__ __,,_._._\| ~~ The Finished Yoshizawa Mouse. ==================================================================== [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Fox_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 95 of 292 Subject: Re: Foxes! From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/04/18 Message-Id: <4l5rd1$9ii@orm.southern.co.nz> Distribution: world References: <4kr725$pc3@sparky.midwest.net> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Gemma (gemma@g-dav.demon.co.uk) wrote: > |\_/|.._____... > (. .) ... ~fox~ > \_/\ /---~\\.j.. > _// _// .. > >-- Jude Quite cute. Is your artist-name "Jude" or "Gemma"...required so that I can put attributes on your pictures. As a bonus...more foxes: |\/| ____ .__.. \ /\ / \_ /__/ \/ _/ __ __/ -Brian Kendig- /___/____/ ____ |\/| \ /\ / ..__. \/ \__\ _/ \__ __ \_ -Brian Kendig- \____\___\ ____ |\/| /\ / .__.. \_/ \/ \____/_ __/ -Brian Kendig- /_/_/ ____ \ /\ |\/| \/ \_/ ..__. \__ _\____/ -Brian Kendig- \_\_\ ____ |\/| /\ / .__.. \__/ \/ \____/__ _/ -Brian Kendig- /___/___/ ____ \ /\ |\/| \/ \___/ ..__. \__ __\____/ -Brian Kendig- \___\___\ ________ ________ \ \ \_|_____\/_____|_/ / / /\ |\/|/ \ .__.. \ |/| \____/-/|\| -Brian Kendig- \|\| ________ ________ \ \ \_|_____\/_____|_/ / / /\ / \|\/| |\| / ..__. |/|\-\____/ -Brian Kendig- |/|/ Z""""""":. ": ":. ":. : .... : :' .:"" """: ^ .^ ": "" ". /:\-^-v^./: \ ":..: . ":. . \/ \ / : ..: .: """ / (.)(.) \ : ..': ; .' ." ) /~\ ( :" : : : :. '))) `- \ U / - ' l_')))loglogllogloglog :`---'. logloglogo loglogloglog"': :. loglogloglogloglogloglogloglgog| "": ; loglogloglogloglogloglogloglog| (_))) loglogloglogloglogloglogloglo| logloglogloglogloglgogloglo|| -94 the wolfe. |\__/| / \ /_.~ ~,_\ -Keely \@/ Z""""""":. ": ":. ":. : .... : :' .:"" """: ^ .^ ": "" ". /:\-^-v^./: \ ":..: . ":. . \/ \ / : ..: .: """ / (.)(.) \ : ..': ; .' ." ) /~\ ( :" : : : :. '))) `- \ U / - ' l_'))) :`---'. "': :. "": ; (_))) -94 the wolfe. |\___/| \ . . / Foxhead ==\ /== `o' Alison Rosenstengel /\ /\ _____ / \_/ \ _____ \\\\\===|||===///// /\ ____\\\\|||////____ / \ _//////||||\ / ||||\\\\\\_ /^^^^\ / ////|||||\ / |||||\\\\\ \ //||||\\ \_\\\\\\||||||\ / ||||||///// _/ ///||||\\\ \\\\\\ (--v- @ -v--) /////// ////||||\\\\ ||||||||||||||| \\\\||||//// ___^^^^__|||||||||||||||__^^^^______\\\||||///______ VVVV VVVV Mike Fox mfox@sfu.ca "The Fox Rocks" /^\ **** /^\ | |**/____\**| | / \ In a world of constant change | (-) (-) | Only one thing remains the same; \__ __/ Fortunately, it's not the fox. ----\-* *-/---- ----\-* *-/---- T Sweet \____/ ** ,-, _.-=;~ /_ _-~ ' ;. _.-~ ' .-~-~`-._ _.--~~:. --.____88 ____.......--~~~. .' . . _..-------~~ _..--~~~~ .' .' ,' _.-~ . . ` ,' .' :. ./ .: ,/ ` ::. ,' .:' ,( ;. ::. ,-' .' ./'.`. . . /:::._____.... _/:.o/ / ./'. . .) . _.,' `88;?88| ,' . .,/'._,-~ /_.o8P' 88P ?8b _,'' . .,/',-~ d888P' 88' 88| _.'~ . .,:oP' ?88b _..--- 88.--'8b.--..__ : ...' 88o __,------.88o ...__._.=~- . `~~ `~~ ~-._ Seal _. `.;;;:=' ~~ ~~~ ~- - - - -------------------------------------------- AA/\ __ <-->/ AA/ \ ==\/== <--> / wwW /=\/=_/ \/ -Jeffrey Karl Lassahn- AA /\ <-->---/_/ ==\/==\ )) ww WW AA AA AA <@@> <..> <-@> ==\/== ==\/== ==\/== -------------------------------------------- Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Hippopotamus_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 231 of 292 Subject: Re: I want Hippo. From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/02/25 Message-Id: <4golm5$dvi@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4giaki$744@news.asiaonline.net> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Hippo Potamus (hippoho@asiaonline.net) wrote: >Hi, everybody, Do you have any ASCII pic about hippopotamus? Of course... ==================================================================== A Bold Hippopotamus was standing one day On the Banks of the Cool Shalimar. - Flanders & Swann ==================================================================== ________ ( )( ) \O/--\O/ / \ / < \ / \______/ \ | u | \__________/ _.^ ^._ .^ . . ^. / / \ \ |__| o |__| ||||================|||| ~~\ /~~ \ | / `-.__/`-.__.-' / \ / \ (_____)(_____) Clint J Dec. 93 | | | No animals were >_,< | | killed in (oo) | | the creation or ,-------(._.) | | testing of / | || | | this message! * ||W--'|| | | | May your liver never be mangled by a wild hippopotamus. -unknown- ______00 *** `OO___/| **** | **** U U || *** | | | | | *** || []**| | | | | | | | |**[] || []* | | | | | | | | | *[] || ****^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^****\ || **** __|__ * HIPPO * **** \ ||__*** \___/ *** M ~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* * ############# * ***************** H H H H -Daniel Au- Overhead view: _/\_ /o o\ / \ /\/ e e \/\ \/ \/ (============) ( ) ) --- ( / \ ( -- ) | *HIPPO* | | -- | ( ) -A OGRE- \ --- / `-.________.-' //|\\ ^^^^^ Tail wagging ..ed$$$$$$$$$$$$$be *F.. ^ z$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$*e. 4$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$be$$$$$$c 4$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$L ^$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ^*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$F^*$$$$$$$$$% ^"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ "**$P*" 4$$$F"3$$$$ 4$$$$ Gilo94' d$$$$ 4$$$$ 4$$$$ Hippo __ '/~~\^ ( OO ) " " ( ** ) (\__/) ,'/`^^'\`. RICHARD PATCHETT @(( ) ( )) (www-..-www) __ _ ( .-.' `; `-._ __ _ c~~p ,---------. `-`-. (_, .-:' `; `-._ ,---'oo ) \ '( @ > ,'o"( (_, ) ( O O )/ _) ( (__,-' ,'o"( )> `=^=' / / ) ( (__,-' ) \ , . / /_,' / `-'._.--._( ) \\ |-----'| / \ / ||| |||`-'._.--._.-' ||__| |_|__| ===m""m=== ||| ||| B.D.S.McConnell n_n (o o) (. .) Hippo -Neil Smith- ~~~~~~~ ======================================================================== [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Sheep_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 213 of 292 Subject: sheep From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/03/03 Message-Id: <4hcqf4$mcu@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art ========================================================================== " We are poor little lambs who have lost our way, Baa ! Baa ! Baa ! " We are little black sheep who have gone astray, Baa ! Baa ! Baa ! Gentlemen songsters out on a spree, Doomed from here to eternity, The Lord have mercy on such as we, Baa ! Baa ! Baa ! " - The Whiffenpoof Song ========================================================================== __________________________________ / \ | BAA-rilliant sheep by N.M.Farina | \________________________ ________/ | / |/ /\___ @@@@@@@@@@@ O \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@____/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@ All Sheep Credit goes to nmf90@uk.ac.soton.ecs || || (Nick Farina,University ~~ ~~ of Southampton,England) ___________________________________________________________________________ /\__ Sheeping sleep @@@@@@@@@@@ - \ ..er,I mean @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ Sleeping sheep @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @___@@@@@@@@@@@__@ /\_____ / O \ / \ @@@@@@@@@@ / Conceited @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_______/ sheep. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ || || ~~ ~~ __ || || || || __ |\\ || ||\\ || || \\ || /\__ || \\|| @@@@@@@@@@ O \ ||___\||________________________ @@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ ||\ || . ....\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . . . \ @@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . \ ( >> >> || \|| . . . \ ~~ ~~ \ || _______________ \ ( \ ||______ | HIGH JUMP |_______\ \ ||| \_____________/ | ( @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \||| || | |||____________||______________| || WOOLY JUMPER. || || The starsheep enterprise.... (\___/) ( O O ) /@@\ \ / @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ____ @@@ @@@@@@@@ _____/ @@@ @@@@@@ __/ . . @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _/ . @@@@@SHP-1701@@@@@@@@@@@-( _/ . . @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ / . . . _/. /. . /. . . / . /. . . / . . (\ /) ( \_/ ) (\_/) @@@@@@@@@@|~ ~| @@@@@@@@@@|===| @@@@@@@@@@@@\O O/ @@@@@@@@@@@@\___/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\o/ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@ || || || || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ VULCAN SHEEP. ROBOSHEEP ~~ ~~ || || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ DEAD SHEEP. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\___ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ -___/ \/ ############################################################################ ############################################################################ ____________________________/ ____ ____ ____ ____ || || || || || | | | | |~~~~| | | /__\ /__\ (__) (__) (__) | | |~~| | | |~~| \~~/ \ / \ / \ / || || || || (\___/) ____________________________ (O O) @@\ /@@ @@@@@\_/@@@@@ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ @@ ## @@ @@@@ ___/ / /@@@@@@@@@@@\ \ @@ ## _||_ @@@@ C| | \ // / / @@@@@@@@@@@ \ \ || || / LA \ | |) \__/ || @@@/ @@@@@@@@@@@ \@@@ || || | | |__| ############################################################################ ############################################################################ |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| U N I O N B A A |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| BAA - TENDER. /\____ / O \ @@@@@@@@___/ @@@@@@@@@@ / ( @@@@@@@@@@======@--/---)_/) @@@@@@@@@@@ O | | @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ ############# BAA - BER. @@@@@@@@@ ############### || || ############### ~~ ~~ ############### ########## ############# # # |\ /| # # ||\ /|| # # ~~ | | ~~ ________________#________#_____________|_|______________________ BAA - RT SIMPSON. |\/\/\/\/| | | | O O |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ __ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \__/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ | | | | | | | | ~~~~ ~~~~ (\___/) @@@@@@@@@@@| O O| @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\\__/ Hic! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_U <--- Pissed BAA - stard. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Hic! || || |@@@| ~~ ~~ C| | #################### \___/ _____ ################################ _/ / \_ _/ / \_ / / \ \_____________/ |O O| \ / @@\ - /@@ /@@@@\_/@@@@\\ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ / /@@@@@@@@@@@@ _\ / /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \\ |______ @@@@@@@@@ \\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ || @ || ~~ ~~ NAPOLEONIC SHEEP. (\___/) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@|O O| @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / @@ @@ \_/ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ Baa Stool @@ @@ @@ @@ @@______@@ @@______@@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ BAA - ROOOOOM!!! __________________________ / (\__/) === \ ___ / |O O| \ ___ |___|/___@@\__/@@___________________\|___| . /________________________________\ . || \=======*=======/ || . . ################################## ... .... . . .. \____________|BAA 1|_____________/ . .... . . . .. #### ------- #### ... . . . . ..... #### #### .. ... .. . ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: .--/| o~ " `.. - - - - . `~~\ `. `. } { /\| \ |~- -~\ | || | >> / \\|/ ||_| //_/ \|/ \|// Baa dmm' "" .. ./AHBA. /HBAHBAHBA\ /BAHB /AHBAHBAHBAHBA\. HBAHBAHBAHBAH. .BAHBAHBAHBAHBA\ /HBAHBAHBAHBAHBAH\. AHBAHBAHBAHBAH. .AHBAHBW~~~~~"\WAHBAABAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHB\ . BAHAHBAHBAAHBA. HBAHBAA """"""~~~~"""""~~"\BAHBAHB\ .AH BAHBAHBAHBAHBAHB HBAHBAH \YAHBAH BAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAI .,/ YAHBA HBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBA..;II. .AHBAHBA HBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBA`~ AHBA\ IHBAHBA HBAHBAHBA/~ ~~ _ HBAH. \ .....,/ \ . ..YBAHBAH BAHBAHBAI . /ABAHBAHBAHL\ \ ,;|MAMA\\ ~\ ,. IAHBA HLAMBAY/ /A,. /BAHBAHBAHBAHBL I \AHBAHBAHD /BIHBD \WBAH BAIIMBBAD Y bABY''A:.\YHBIHIAIIIIBA>.Wo..IHBAHBA\..YBIIBAH..BAHI BIIIIHIIIL A IAH/ AAA__~BIIBIIBIIYI/;/AI;/BIIIIIIA::BIIIIAI:::BI .IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGN94. BAAAH! _-===-_-=====-_ \ __( ) /, O )\\ '.__,(_ _)| --__-=-_-==- \|/ \||/ || || || || \|| \|dcau|/ .-,--,--,--, __ (; /;,,;\ ( ,' , ~.@ @`' (;~`~~`~|;''`\v' * ,,`w,,,,,,`w,,,,,,,\|/,, //////////////////////// -F.L. Catalyst- _ BAA! c `----. \|_._\|` J J Eric W. Crabtree Pitiful, I know, but open to diddles. ,~~'`'`~~. ( ' oo ' ) ( )( )( ) ` (`') ' Eric W. Crabtree \U BAA! __ _ .-.' `; `-._ __ _ (_, .-:' `; `-._ ,'o"( (_, ) (__,-' ,'o"( )> ( (__,-' ) `-'._.--._( ) ||| |||`-'._.--._.-' ||| ||| B.D.S.McConnell n_.nnnnnn. /o .3333333. `-='`uuuuuu' -Neil Smith- || || _________________________________________________________________________ /\___ @@@@@@@@@@@ O \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@____/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@ || || ~~ ~~ A Sheep / \ / \ \ (____) / \ O O / / () \ ( ŸŸ ) ) ( / \ / \ ( ()_() ) /\ \(¯.¯) / /\ / (..))_(_(..) \ ( ) \ / ) ( ) (\_______________ (...)\_____(...)_______________)violet s. A Kangaroo (\___/) (O O) \ / @@@@@@\_/@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@@ @@@@ @@@ @@@ @@ WOOLLY @@ @@@ @@@ @@ JUMPER @@ @@@ @@@ @@@@ @@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@ === @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ === WW @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ WW ============== / \ ( ) \ / ) ( ) (\_______________ (...)\_____(...)_______________) A Woolly Jumper ( cross between a Sheep and a Kangaroo ) =========================================================================== [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Cow_Fixed.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 99 of 292 Subject: Mad Cow From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/04/14 Message-Id: <4kqh32$8hr@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art SweetCdn drew: > \\ > )) _ _ > // ((____)) > (( / \ > \\ ___ ____ __ ( O O ) > ( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ \ / > / @@@ @@@ (@@) --{ BITE ME } > { @@ @@@ o _/ > ( @@@@ > ~__--___--____---___--/ > / | | ( ) / | / | > | / / |||| | / | / > \\ \ \\ \\ -SweetCdn- > ^ ^ ^ ^ \\ )) _ _ // ((____)) (( / \ \\ ___ ____ __ ( O O ) ( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ ~~~~ \ / / @@@ @@@ (@@ ( ) --{ MILK ME } { @@ @@@ o _/ ~~ ( @@@@ | ~__--___--____---___--/ / / | | ( ) / | / | | / / |||| | / | / \\ \ \\ \\ ^ ^ ^ ^ I fixed your cow...she's not mad any more...hope you're not ! Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Cruise_Ship_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 212 of 292 Subject: Re: REqueST: Cruise Ship From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/03/03 Message-Id: <4hcqi2$mcu@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4h9046$g80@miso.wwa.com> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Dave Jarvis (jarvisd@software.mitel.com) wrote: > >I'm looking for a really nice 10 - 15 line picture of a Cruise Ship on >the ocean. No name, but if possible, a place to insert text to name >her. )___( _______/__/_ ___ /===========| ___ ____ __ [\\\]___/____________|__[///] __ \ \_____[\\]__/___________________________\__[//]___ \40A | \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bon Voyage! $o $ ......... $$$ .oo.. 'oooo'oooo'ooooooooo.... $ $$$$$$$ .ooooooo. $$!!!!! .'.........'. $$!!!!! o$$oo. ...oo,oooo,oooo'ooo'' $ .o' oooooo '.$$!!!!! $$!!!!! 'oo''oooo'' ..o$ooo... $ '!!''!. $$!!!!! $ .. '''oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$. ' 'oo. $$!!!!! !....... '''..$$ $$ $$$ .. '.$$!!''! !!$$$!!!!!!!!oooo...... ''' $$ $$ :o 'oo. !!$$$!!!$$!$$!!!!!!!!!!oo..... ' '' o$$o . ''oo.. !!!$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ooooo.. 'o oo.. $ '!!$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oooooo.. '' ,$ '!!$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oooo..$$ !!$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$' '$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, .....$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$..... deluxe@GENIE.GEIS.COM > [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Skunk_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 186 of 292 Subject: Anyone like skunks ? From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/02/23 Message-Id: <4gk313$37m@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art ======================================================================== Skunks Anyone ? ======================================================================== //////======////////// / @ ) \\\\\\\\\\ -Dennis M. Falk- *___(_____(___| ___ / \ | | ____ | |/ ---____ | .\ \ __ __ -___() [__\ \_] |_\ -Todd- __ __ :||: :||: :||: ___ ___ :||: :||:/~ ~-__ __-~ ~\:||: : .\ .." : \ _ -___ -___><___- ___- _/ -Chris Baird- |_)\_) \_) (_/(_| (_| /~\ __ \::\ _-~~ .. \::\ )___> \: / \ food. \____) -Chris Baird- .--. __ /::/ /. ~~-_ /::/ <___( ~/::/ _)/(_\ ~/ /_/\\ (____/_\ -Chris Baird- \__/ `%-' \__/ __ __ /::/ .. ~~-_ /::/ ____m<___m___/::/____ _|__|__|__|__|__|__|_ -Chris Baird- |__|__|__|__|__|__|__ Skunk spying at the wall.. .--. __ /::/ .. ~~-_ /::/ <___( ~/::/ __//___\ ~/ / /\(___(____/ -Chris Baird- \__/\|| \ /\|\ ~---'\__/ /~\ __ \::\ _-~~ .\ \::\ )___>-__ \: / ".\ \____)___/)___> -Chris Baird- 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111''''111111111111111111111 111111111111111111111111111111111111111'' `11111111111111111111 111111111111111111111111111111111111' aaa@ 11111111111111111111 1111111111111111111111111111111111'a@@@@" a `1111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111' "@" @ a@@"a 1111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111, @ @@ @@@ ' @ 1111111111111111111 111111111111111111111111''' ''a ""a a@@a' 1111111111111111111 111111111111111111111' a@a@@@aa@@" a@@@ 1111111111111111111 1111111111111111111' aa#" " """ " @@@@@@ ,11111111111111111111 111111111111111111' @" aa@@@@@@@@a """" 11111111111111111111111 111111111111111111 @ aaa@@@@@@@@@" `111111111111111111111P 111111111111111111 @@@@""@ " ' `11111111111111111111h 111111111111111111 @@@ . `1111111111111111111o 111111111111111@@@@@@ . `111111111111111e 11111111111@@@@@@@@" ' ,1, ,111111111111111n 11111111@@@@@@ @ 1, ,',,11111....:::::::111111111111i 111111@@@@@@@@" 111, .11111111:::::::::::::.1111111111x 11111@@@@@@@ @ 11111. `111.:::::::::::::::.1111111111 -R. Sussman- .... ._. _,o#H####M#\ ,- ,dMHMMMMH'' `*Hb_ .,H| | |MMMMMMM' ?H. `*##"' ,| .HMMMMMM' TL ` .; !MMMMMMM "#' ,* |MMMMMMM `*: `MMMMMMM| .o* `HMMMMMH\. ,P' _________ "#MMMMMMM| .T ../-$#MMMH#""""---,_ `?HMMMMH ,' ,/".dMMMH"' ""~-..?MMH' 6. ,/' ,HMMH' _.. "`" *MHbo.,. /' dMMH' ._oo##HMMMMMMHHHb\ ` H, // .dMMP __,od#MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMH, :D ?? HMMMMMMMMMMMMH###########MMMMMMMMM, ?\ ?' dMM##"""'"" ``"HMMMM M6 ,' " `9MM M P .___,oo_ .\. 9M d [: .| _-//"--^"P"" MMMb. TM#, || .oo#' *?&' `b~'' MMMMH. MM6 | | P' "\. MMMMb JMML `"#* || MMMM, MMM| d' MMML |MMM| .[ MMM. |MMM| .,: MMH\JMMMb .#M' MMMMMMMM __ .,M' -unknown- ""MMMMMMML__._,ooo._MMH-' ~=/~~~~~~~~~-_ " " " | ___ (\-| -Tua Xiong- >/>/ ~~~//~-|, , _-, | | | | \_| ((( \\\////\\//\\\\\//TX/ /^-====\) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\_`~~>>-->/> ~~""~~"~"~~~~~ Peer Wandel Hansen : _-, ((( -^/====\) `~~>>-->/> ====================================================================== [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Here_is_a_Line.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 52 of 292 Subject: Re: Here is a Line. From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/12 Message-Id: <4n3s1n$70j@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <3193A5DD.DD9@8thwunda.airtime.co.uk> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Damian John Brown (damian@8thwunda.airtime.co.uk) wrote: >Tony Hall Accounts wrote: >> >> _______________________________________________________ > >Hi, > _________________________________________________________ >here is the halfway line_________________________________________ > _________________________________________________________ And...two lines carrying a message... '~ ~' ~'' '' ~ '' ''' '~ '~'' ''' ~~~ '~ ''' '~' ' '~ ~'' '~ ~''' '~'' ' '~'' '' ~'~ ' ~ '''' '' ''' Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Unicorn_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 37 of 292 Subject: Unicorns From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/18 Message-Id: <4nk4as$hqn@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Why are ascii Unicorns popular....? '-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-' UNICORNS '-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-' a@@@@a There is no one that can return from there, a@@@@@@@@@@@@a to describe their nature, a@@@@@@by@@@@@@@@a To describe their dissolution, a@@@@@S@C@E@S@W@@@@@@a That he may still our desires @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Until we reach the place `@@@@@@`\\//'@@@@@@' where they have gone. ,,/ || \,, /(-\ || /.)m --The Song of the Harper ,---' /`-'||`-'\ `----, __ __ __ ___ /( )__)) || ((,==( )\ _ /_//___\\ __|| ___\\ __\\ ___Bryan Philip Packwood `` `` /MM\ '' '' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /((((((\\\\ =======((((((((((\\\\\ (( \\\\\\\ ( (* _/ \\\\\\\ \ / \ \\\\\\________________ | | | / \ \ \/ \\_ / / > ) \_| / / / / _// _// /_| /_| ,,))))))));, __)))))))))))))), \|/ -\(((((''''((((((((. -*-==//////(('' . `)))))), /|\ ))| @ ;-. '((((( ,(, ( `| / ) ;))))' ,_))^;(~ | | | ,))((((_ _____------~~~-. %,;(;(>';'~ o_); ; )))(((` ~---~ `:: \ %%~~)(v;(`('~ ; ''''```` `: `:::|\,__,%% );`'; ~ | _ ) / `:|`----' `-' ______/\/~ | / / /~;;.____/;;' / ___--,-( `;;;/ / // _;______;'------~~~~~ /;;/\ / // | | / ; \;;,\ (<_ | ; /',/-----' _> \_| ||_ //~;~~~~~~~~~ `\_| (,~~ \~\ ~~ ,,,,, ,,))))))));, __)))))))))))))), \|/ -\(((((`````((((((, -*-===/////(('' . `))))), .,;;,, /|\ ))| @ ;-. `((((( ,;;;;;;;;,,;' ( `| / ) ))))), %%' ';;;;;;;' | | | ,)))(((_ _____-----~~~-.%% ';;;, o_); ; ))))((( ~---~ `:: % '' ; '''''```` `: `:::| | _ ) / `:| ______/\/~ | / ,/ / ;;.____/;;' / ___--,-( `;;;/ /,// _;______;'-----~~~~~ /;;/\ / // | | / ; \;;,\ (<_ | ; /',/-----' _> \_| ||_ //~;~~~~~~~~~ `\_| (,~~ -Jeffrey Hurwit- \~\ ~~ ,| //| ,| //,/ -~ | // / | _-~ / , /'/ / / _-~ _/_-~ | ( ( / /' _ -~ _-~ ,/' \~\/'/| __--~~__--\ _-~ _/, ,,)))))));, \/~-_ __--~~ --~~ __/~ _-~ / __))))))))))))));,>/\ / __--~~ \-~~ _-~ -\(((((''''(((((((( >~\/ --~~ __--~' _-~ ~| --==//////(('' . `)))))), / ___---~~ ~~\~~__--~ ))| @ ;-. (((((/ __--~~~'~~/ ( `| / ) )))/ ~~~~~__\__---~~__--~~--_ | | | (/ ---~~~/__-----~~ ,;::' \ , o_); ; / ----~~/ \,-~~~\ | /| ; ( ---~~/ `:::| |;| < > | _ `----~~~~' / `:| \;\_____// ______/\/~ | / / ~------~ /~;;.____/;;' / ___----( `;;;/ / // _;______;'------~~~~~ |;;/\ / // | | / | \;;,\ (<_ | ; /',/-----' _> \_| ||_ //~;~~~~~~~~~ `\_| (,~~ -Tua Xiong \~\ ~~ <<<<>>>>>> .----------------------------. _>><<<<>>>>>>>>> / _____________) \|/ \<<<<< < >>>>>>>>> / _______________) -------*--===<=<< <<<<<<<>/ _______________) /|\ << @ _/ <<<<>>/ ________) ____ | | | / \ \ \/ \\_ / / > ) \_| / / / / *-------------------------------* _// _// | Pegasus@Leland.Stanford.EDU | /_| /_| *-------------------------------*-----------------------------------------* | \\\\ || \\\\\ || \\\\ || \\\\ \\\\\ || \\\ \\\\\\\\\ || __ __\\\__ \\\\\\\|\ \\\\|| / | / \ \\\\\\\\|\\ ___||_ / | | / \ \\\\\\\\_ \ o \____ __/ /| |/ \ \\\\\\\\\/ \ |__L/ |________ \ \\\\\\\/ \____/-----/ __/ /\ \ \\\\\/ / |__L/ \ \ \ \\\/ / / \ \ \_ \/ / / \ \ / / / \ \/ / / \ | / / \| / | | / \ |____/| \ | \ | \ | \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \_\ \_\ | \ | \ \\| \\| \| \| / __ // -\~,\=\ // --=_\=---//= -_ =/ \/ //\/ _,~/ |_ _|\, __ ,/_/ \' | `/_ //\\ / | | |\_ /(\ _\________/ (,_,)` J(\_/ \ ,)\/ v \ | / Y ( Y | /J (7 | \ | '/ \ '| ( /\_______\_ _Y_ \ 'Y \ / \ 7 \ / \ \ ',) ( / ) / | / ( ) '~( ) / __/ i J / / -Anna Eklund- \ / \ \ | | _/ / | | )_\_ )_\_/__\/ /_\ |___\ |___\ (___) The unicorn is either a pagan symbol or a Christ symbol. Probably both. But this one's neither. This is my unicorn. |\__ /| __________| ( |\\\ ```---...__) `\\\\ ( (e `\\\\\ | | ``\\\\....________......__,;;;, _ | |\ ``` `.;;; ___..--^/( | | \ `.;; ' o 9 ;;| O | \ |;; `-____ `__// \ |;' ``-.' ;;;,..__| ` ' |' \ '';;; | ' \ /; \ ' | | _.'\ (;' \ | |'\| |..______...--' \ |\ \ | , | | | | |; | | \ | / /..___.| |--| | /;' / | | ) / /.' | | | |\ \ | / / | / /' ( ) | | || | | | / ( | | | ( ) ||\ | | | | .'.\ \ | | | | ||( /__( | | / / \ `._ | | | | /_( /__( /_( `._/ / | | | /__( / | (FL) /__( / .,. / ,ttttn ,,.__ .,XXX"nI) X XXXXXXXXXXXXX "" .X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXxx -Paul Neubauer- " .XX"XX X ./ *X' (X X " X ") X X, '" '" Silver Unicorn / / ,.. / ,.. / ,' '; ,' '; ,,.__ _,' /'; . ,,.__ _,' /'; . :',' ~~~~ '. '~ :',' ~~~~ '. '~ :' ( ) ):, :' ( ) )::, '. '. .=----=..-~ .;' '. '. .=----=..-~ .;' ' ;' :: ':. '" ' ;' :: ':. 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From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/11 Message-Id: <4n2nq0$f92@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <581_9605091805@lightning.co.uk> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art colin@pacific.lightning.co.uk (colin@pacific.lightning.co.uk) wrote: >Hello All! > >I need an ascii picture of the head of a rotweiller (sp?) dog. Preferrably >about 10-15 lines, can anyone help? It'd be nice if it's looking angry etc. Hmm...will any of these do ? /\----/\ | ( 0 0 ) --"Arf!" \ ||(**)|| <|| U ||> ------^^^----^^^------ ,_-~~~-, _-~~-_ / ^-_/ \_ _-~-. | /\ , `-_/ \ | /~^\ '/ /~\ /~\ / \_ \ \_/ }/ / \ \ ,_\ } Y / /~ /~ | Y \ | / | {Q) {Q) | | \_/ | \ _===_ / | / >--{ }--< \ /~ \_._/ ~\ / * * Y * \ | * .: | :.* * | \ )--__==#==__-- / \_ \ \ \ ,/ '~_ | | } ,~' \ {___/ / \ ~~~ / /\._._._./\ -Keely- { ^^^ } ~-_______-~ / \ ///// <\/~~~\/> (o)_o) \__Y_) \v_v/ / ) ( ) ) / #|# ) ( ##|##) (___## ##) VL oOo oOo Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Scuba_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 193 of 292 Subject: Re: new scuba info forum From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/02/20 Message-Id: <4gd0kj$bi@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4fddfa$t3u@news.aloha.com> <4gcvdg$8p@orm.southern.co.nz> Followup-To: alt.ascii-Art Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: rec.scuba,alt.ascii-Art Colin Douthwaite (cfbd@southern.co.nz) wrote: >PADI/DAN Dive-Pro (dive-pro@aloha.com) wrote: >>Looking for a new refreshing new scuba forum...try http://www.padi.com >>positive, upbeat and very informative, enjoy!!!! >> >>Celebrate Diving, >> >> o o o >> o >> | >> | >> | _______ >> |[ * * ] >> |[ ^ ] >> |[_______] >> | _ >> |____| >Nice ASCII picture...here's some more Oops ! I forgot to append the pictures in my first posting: ==================================================================== DIVING - The Beginning and The End ==================================================================== _______/// / ______/ / /_____] |==((_/\_) __ \G //==\ //\\ || [[==] // \\ |/)/_/ || __/-// }\-\__ ||/ / // \ / \ \ \\ |// \/ | | \\_// | | / / \ / \ | || || | \ /| |\ / / \ \___ __/\/ \ | / |[]__[]|\\\ | |/ | |\\\| |\ | | \/| || | | | \\ |____|___| [O] \ /\ / [O] /{}\/{}\ | || | | || | -A. Bormann- \ /\ / \/ \/ __________/\ /\__________ //_/_/_______\/_______\_\_\\ \ \ . \ (\ . (_) o (\ \ )) . \. | o . _______ ((. \((. (\. )) (\ . _ o /////// \\/ \)) )) (( ((. . (_) _.---'''''''-._ __. | || ./\ (( \\ / \\/ o .-' > > > > > > > `-._ /==/ \\// (( \ \\/ . .|| | || . _/ >_>_> > > > > >`-'==/ .// \\(\ .--.____) .-. \\// (.__ ~ > _ )> > > > > >(==( || | || "(o>_/___ \_//\) .// (_' > > \/> > > > > >.-.==\ .|| \\|| .~|| \__/ \\. || `-.> > > > > > >_.-'\ \=( \|| \|| \|| || || `----------' \/~' ~ artwork by lemmy@doom.gun.de o o o o o o o o ______ ______ _ *o(_||___)________/___ O(_)( o ______/ \ > ^ `/------o-' \ D|_|___/ _______ ______ | / | / O | / | / | / | / o O 0 \ \ \ \ o \ \ \ \ o / / / / o /\_ /\\\ / / O / / / / .. / / /\= / . ))))))) = /====/ \ . (((((((( / /\= _ } . |-----_|_+( / \} . \_<\_//| \ \ } ...=Q= |==)\ \ \----/ ) ) Diving is OK! / / /=/ -Berton Corson- \|/ o} O O ~ 0 ] ___ ] (o o) ] ~ grizzy@nwlink.com C===| ~ ^`. o ^_ \ \ o o \ \ { \ o { \ / `~~~--__ { \___----~~' `~~-_ ______ _____ \ /// a `~._(_||___)________/___ / /~~~~-, ,__. , /// __,,,,) o ______/ \ \/ \/ `~~~; ,---~~-_`~= \ \------o-' \ / / / / '._.' _/_/ ';|\ -David "TAZ" Baltazar- ==================================================================== [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Pizza.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 144 of 292 Subject: Re: Food ASCIIs - Pizza! From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/04/05 Message-Id: <4k2nsf$6v5@orm.southern.co.nz> References: Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Miss Kitty (Miss.Kitty@441.sasbbs.com) wrote: > > ************************************************* > * _ - - _ * > * - ~~#~~~|~~*~~~~ - * > * - \ ~~*~~*~~| ~~~~~~~ / - * Don't you wish > * - ~~~~\ ~~#~~~| ~~0~~ /~~~~ - * you could download > * - ~O~~`O \ ~~*~| 0~~~/~~~~*~~~ - * a hot pizza?! > * - ~~~~O~~~O~ \ ~~| ~0/~*~~~o~~~~~ - * > * - ~~~O~~~~O~~~O \~|~/~~~~~0~~~~*~~~ - * Dream on..... > * - --------------------------------- - * > * - ~~*~~~#~~~~~~~/0|~\ ~~O~~~O~O~~~O - * > * - ~~~~~#~~*~~~/~~~|~o \~~~~~~~~~O~~ - * > * - ~*~~~~~~~/ ~~0~|*~~~ \ O~~~~~~~ - * > * -~~~~#~~/ 0~~0~~|~~o~~~ \ ~~OO~ - * > * -~~~/ ~~~~~~~~|~~~~~*~~ \ ~ - * > * - ~~~~~~~~0~|~*~~~~~~~ - * > * -~~_~~~ ~| ~~~~_~~- * > * - - * > * HOW 'BOUT A PIZZA !!! * > ************************************************* Yeah...but how about a pizza that you can put in your own choice of fillings ? .. ..... .......=] .....==[~==. .....======..= ....===O=~~=....~ ....=.===={#==~====. .....=[.==)=======.==== .....==.(]====~===.==(=== ....====)==.#..=[=~&==(=.=. .....~.=.=======.&#======.=.== ....=====~@=.=$========~O===R==~ ....~=====]==.~====.===!====.==== ....===.H=.=.==.~.=..H=~===~==H=~~= ....$=.=[.====~===~RO=H==.~=====~===. .....=={=={==.=.========.]=.~.=$.===~. -Tom Schneider- key to this electronic pizza: . crust ~ sauce = cheese * meatball O olive & anchovy (lop off the top part and you have a little fish) ] [ green peppers } { red peppers =) (= mushrooms /\ pineapple $ coin (heads or tails, 8 bits = 1 byte) R red herring (the head is on top, tail on bottom) @ pepperoni # spinach H ham (aka pork) ! little dried hot pepper seeds Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Toy_Tank.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 59 of 292 Subject: Toy Tank From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/11 Message-Id: <4n2p7r$f92@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art ==================================================================== TANK ( made from sewing thread spools) ==================================================================== _ ::::::: _ (_):::::::(_) ! !: WAX :! ! !_! :::::::!_! (/////////// Rubber Band /////////////////////) ! ! ____________________________ :::::::! ! ! !:::::::! ! ! !:::::::! ! ! !:::::::! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !_! <-------- matchsticks -----------> !_! The Wax block is a slice from a 0.75" diameter wax candle with a hole bored through it for the elastic band. The wax slows down the untwisting of the elastic band and makes the Tank crawl. The trailing ends of the 2 matchsticks provide the traction and keep the Tank moving in a straight line. Notches cut into the flanges of the thread spool give the Tank grip for climbing. Getting the correct length of elastic band ( or wax slice thickness ) is important for good tank action. The Tank is wound up by using your finger to rotate the matchstick at the wax block end. Wind it as tight as you like - if you have plenty of spare rubber bands :-) Have fun folks ! ==================================================================== Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Welsh_Flag_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 259 of 292 Subject: Re: LINE: Dragons From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/03/09 Message-Id: <4hr5sv$7nh@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4hiuuu$s3i@miso.wwa.com> <4hn0ne$r8l@miso.wwa.com> Followup-To: alt.ascii-Art Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,soc.culture.welsh Dr.Stein (alt@hangar18.demon.co.uk) wrote: >Arjun Illusion Rau (illusion@shell.portal.com) wrote: > >> This one is somewhat similar to the other dragon art archive I >> posted, but I believe there are a few differences. So here is some more >> dragon art. > >Here's another for yer collection...it's the Welsh flag! > ___ > (_ _) > | |____....----....____ _ > | |\ . .~~~~---~~ | > | | | __\\ /(/( . | > | | | <--= '|/_/_( /| | > | | | }\~) | / _(./ ..| > | | |..::::::\\/ --...::::::| > | | |:::::::::\//::\\__\:::::::::| > | | |::::::::_//_:_//__\\_:::::::| > | | |::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| > | |/:::''''~~~~''''::::::::::::''~ > | | ~~~~~ > -Al Tinsley- That's a really nice version and compares well with others: ---------------------------------- | /\/\ White | | O---O \ ____ __ | | >__ |____ | // __|//\\__\ | | \ \ / | | // \\//--/ | |----\ \____| \/ /____//-------| |. . .-----\ Red Dragon / . . .| |. . . . . / /________/ /\ . . . | |. . . . / / . . . / /\ \ . . .| | . . .>_/__/ . . .>_/__/ >\_\Green| |__________________________________| CYMRU - WALES -Ian Geraint Jones- Welsh Flag + ---------------------------------+ | M. | | O---O \ ___ __ | | >__ > __. | /) )) //\\__\ | | \ \ ^ | | /) )) \\//--/ | |----\ \____/ Y) ))____) )------| |. . .----\ /. . . .| |. . . . . / )________) /\ . . . | |. . . . / /. . . . / /\ \ . . .| | . . . >__/. . . . >__/ >__\ . .| |. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | +----------------------------------+ -Andrew Thomas- WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWP'dP'dWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWW"VWWWb """'.o.. .dWWWWWWWWWWWWP~~""_{WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWb """""""w. jWWWWWWWP" ,.--"' .wWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWbWWWWF"""""` WWWWWWP" .-" {WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWLLWP jWWWWP" .wwWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWW WWWWW`W`W`WWWW' jWWW' {WWWWWWWWWWP `VWWWWWW WWWWWW, dWWWW' jWWWW .wwWWP".w."WWP.WWWWWWWW WWWWWW' VWWWW VWW' _{WWWW( WWWW. 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'' ,.:::::::::: :::::,::: :: `'''' .:::::::::::: :::::::::: ..,::::::::::::: ::::::::::: . ..:. `::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::: :: .: :::::::: :::::::. `:::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::' .::::::::::::. .:::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: :::::::::::::'.::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::' :::::::::::::: :::::::'.....:.. ::::::::'......:. :::::::::'....::.`:::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: -Richard Kirk- Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Isis_Fairy.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 79 of 292 Subject: Re: Isis From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/04 Message-Id: <4mg5r7$mob@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4m4dp0$8l@ecom3.ecn.bgu.edu> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Jeffrey Davi Verzak (cujdv@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu) wrote: >Just a quick drawing I did of the Egyptian goddess Isis... > > > , ____ > ~(__ \. > .--------__ :. \. | __--------. > ( _________ \ `. |_| / _________ ) > ( _________ `o-___________-`-.-'-_____________-o' _________ ) > ( _________ `----------- -------------' _________ ) > \____________________ `- ^ -' ______________________/ > \___________________'\ /`_____________________/ > ______: . : > / _____ / ) > : / /' /' > : l / / > :) ( :---._ > ..// `--------O\.. > >Actually, now that I look at it, it looks more like a guy with a set of >cardboard wings taped to his arms, but hey - enjoy :) I liked your picture ! However...as Mr. Glanvill has pointed out elsewhere...your picture is of a male...Osiris, the Egyptian moon-god. Isis was his wife. Perhaps Isis and Osiris did have cardboard wings...who knows ? Has anyone ever actually seen Isis ? Or even a Fairy ? /~-. .-~\ : -` '. (((()) .' `- : _.' \ ((())))) / `._ } .-. \ | ^ ^ | / .-. { .' `-' \ ( )`'( ) / `-' `. \ \ (` o ') / / _~-. '` ... . ...`' .-~_ / ~-. '. .. . . . . . .-~ \ \ ~ '-~~~( . . . . . ... . )~~~- '~ / ~ _ / ( . . . . . . ) \ _ ~ ~~ -- ~ -~/ ( . .. . . . ) \~- ~ -- ~~ / ( .`---'. .. .----'..) \ ( /(____-------------____)\ ) ( ) \ \ / \ . \ -_______- / \ . \ / \ | \ | / . -- * -- . \___|___/ . | . \ | / . (/\|/\) " Light she was and like a fairy; and her shoes were number nine. " - Clementine [ Bodywork by MH, wings from an unknown butterfly, assembly by cfbd ] Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Wish_You_Were_Here.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 7 of 292 Subject: Re: Birthday cards (aka e-cards!) From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/25 Message-Id: <4o6lu4$f99@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <1996052217433366630@zetnet.co.uk> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Christopher Bond (chris.bond@zetnet.co.uk) wrote: >Greetings, > >I'm looking for some good ascii art to make up a e-card, if anybodies >got anything that would this would suit i'd apprecaite you emailing it to me. +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+ + ..... + + _d^^^^^^^^^^^^^b_ + + .p' `q. W I S H + + .d' /; ;\ `b. + + .d' __ \\____// `b. + + :: /{_\_/ `'\____ :: Y O U + + :: \___ (o) (o } :: + + :: __/ :--' :: + + `p. \_ `__\ .q' W E R E + + `p. \___(o'o) .q' + + `b ( `====' .d' + + `q.. ! ..p' H E R E + + ^q........p^ + + '''' + +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+ Insert your own choice of picture in the frame if you prefer ! Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Beards_Come_and_Go.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 4 of 4 Subject: Re: Gallery of Ascii Artists From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/07 Message-Id: <4mo53p$f3l@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4mg5oa$mob@orm.southern.co.nz> <4mjsa9$qi4@freenet-News.carleton.ca> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Colin R. Leech (ag414@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) wrote: > >Colin Douthwaite (cfbd@southern.co.nz) writes: >> >> ,ad8888baaa,_ >> ,-,,--. , a88888888888888a, >> ` | | ,-._,-. ,-.-.-. ,-. ,-.-. ,-| I888888888888888P", >> | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | I88888PPPP"""'add88 >> ' `-'-' `-' ' ' `-'-'-' ' `-'-' I"_,,_ _,,_ `Y888 >> I .--. , .--. "8P", >> ,-, ,- o ,-. ,-. I `--'/ `--' 8),) >> ` | | ,-. , | | | | ,-. . . ,-. . I / ,8,;) >> ( | | | | | | | | | | | | | X I "--' ,d8|' >> `-' --'--'--'---'---'--'-'-' ' `- Ib,ad8888ba,,ad888I >> I88P""""""Y888888P| >> nveilleu@emr1.emr.ca `888~~88~~888888P'| >> `Y88888888PP"' ( >> `"Y"""' _.,-"' >> \.,--'' >> >I see you have an up-to-date collection! That beard is relatively new. //////\\ Beards are like ascii-artists. //////\\ / \ / \ _| _ _ |_ _| _ _ |_ |.|-(.)-(.)+.| They come and they go ! |.|-(.)-(.)+.| \| J |/ \| J |/ \ --- / \ --- / -- \ / -- -- \ / -- "####" ---- Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Pointer_to_FAQ_for_ASCII_Art.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 15 of 292 Subject: POINTER ==> Ascii Art FAQ From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/25 Message-Id: <4o7lpm$54f@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,alt.ascii-Art.animation,alt.binaries.pictures.ascii ======================================================================== Pointer to the ASCII Art FAQ ======================================================================== There is always a continuous stream of newcomers to alt.ascii-art and the other ascii art groups. People ask about the location of the FAQ maintained by Bob Allison, moderator of rec.arts.ascii newsgroup. The following extract from the FAQ shows the locations for the FAQ in between the periodic postings to the newsgroups shown. ======================================================================== From: boba@wwa.com (Bob Allison) Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii,alt.ascii-art,alt.binaries.pictures.ascii, alt.ascii-art.animation,comp.graphics,alt.answers,comp.answers, rec.answers,news.answers Subject: FAQ - ASCII Art Questions & Answers (4.9.2 - 58 K) Followup-To: rec.arts.ascii Date: 15 Apr 1996 14:16:31 -0500 Lines: 1594 Message-ID: <4ku7af$crt@miso.wwa.com> Reply-To: boba@wwa.com Summary: what ASCII art is - why and what it's used for - types of ASCII art how to use FTP, Gopher, WWW - how to save, 'uudecode' and uncompress copyright info - how to make big letters and gray scale pictures how to put an animation in your .plan - info on posting ASCII art how to make sigs - how to automatically add a sig to posts and email how to make and view ASCII art - where to get art and tools - more 26 Where is this FAQ available? -------------------------------- The FAQ is available from newsgroups, FTP, Gopher, WWW, finger: o Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii, alt.ascii-art, alt.binaries.pictures.ascii, alt.ascii-art.animation comp.graphics, news.answers, alt.answers, rec.answers, comp.answers o FTP Sites: -> Host: ftp.wwa.com Path: pub/Scarecrow File: FAQ URL: ftp://ftp.wwa.com/pub/Scarecrow/FAQ -> Host: rtfm.mit.edu Path: pub/usenet-by-group/rec.arts.ascii File: FAQ_-_ASCII_Art_Questions_&_Answers_(*.*_-_*_K) URL: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet-by-group/rec.arts.ascii -> Host: src.doc.ic.ac.uk Path: pub/usenet/news.answers/rec.arts.ascii File: FAQ_-_ASCII_Art_Questions_&_Answers_(*.*_-_*_K) URL: ftp://src.doc.ic.ac.uk/pub/usenet/news.answers/rec.arts.ascii o Gopher Servers: -> Hast: gopher.wwa.com Items: 3, 3 -> Hast: jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca Items: 10, 12, 1 -> Host: cc1.kuleuven.ac.be Items: 3, 3, 858 o World Wide Web: -> URL: http://miso.wwa.com/~boba/scarecrow.html Select: ASCII ART FAQ (this file) Select: ASCII Art Resources (text version with samples of everything) Select: ASCII Art Reference (Web version with links to everything) o Finger by typing the following at a prompt on many sites: finger asciifaq@wwa.com (turn on text capture first) OR finger asciifaq@wwa.com | more (you can read it a page at a time) OR finger asciifaq@wwa.com > faq (saves it to a file called 'faq') ======================================================================== [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Badge_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 43 of 292 Subject: Badges From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/18 Message-Id: <4nk4c2$hqn@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art ==================================================================== BADGES ==================================================================== __ __ | \ / | ||| \_/ ||| ||||||||||| ||||||||||| ||||||||||| __|||||||||||__ \ \--.|||.--/ / \ \__\_/__/ / \ TRIUMPH / --------- ________ / _ \ /|\ /|| \ \ | | v || _ | | | || | | \| ||__/ / \________/ ____________ ____________ \___________\_____________/___________/ \_________ _________/ \_______ AUSTIN-HEALEY _______/ \_________________________/ *************** **** **** ** ** ** ** ** / \ ** ** **** / \ ** ** * * / / \ \ ** ** * * / / \ ) ** ** **** / /___________ ** ** ( \ / ) ** ** \ \ / | ** ** \ \ / /------------- | ** ** \ / / | / ) ** ** \ / / | / / ** ** / /| / / ** ** ( / | / ** ** | | | / ** ** | | ( / ** ** | | ** ** (__) ** ** ** **** **** **************** :-( DoD )-: :-( x __ __ x )-: :-( x / / \ \ x )-: :-( x / / -\-----/- \ \ x )-: :-( L | \/ \ / \/ | F )-: :-( I | / \ / \ | L )-: :-( V \/ __ / __ \/ A )-: :-( E / / \ / \ \ M )-: :-( | | \ / | | E )-: :-( T | | . | _ | . | | )-: :-( O | \___// \\___/ | T )-: :-( \ \_/ / O )-: :-( F \___ ___/ )-: :-( L \ \ / / L )-: :-( A \ vvvvv / I )-: :-( M | ( ) | V )-: :-( E | ^^^^^ | E )-: :-( x \_______/ x )-: :-( x x )-: :-( x rec.motorcycles x )-: :-( USENET )-: -Bill Hunter- ******************* ******* A T E . 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MMM ,^. MMM ,' \\ //.--. ~~^^---^~ ~^---^^~~ .--.\\ / '> \ __--'^^~~~^^`--__ / <' \ \ / _-^ o L I c ^-_ \ / \ ,' P __--^^^^^--__ E `. / \ \ ,-^ ^-. / / i \,' ,^-__-^~/\^-__-^. `./ i | /|#`|`.| ||**\ */-\ | ! '>#| `|`.||--/* \*<' ! / /|#|_|#_|||________\ \ -Felix Roy Mariposa- / \ * *||.| |#| |/ \ i \**\ */-[]|`.|#| / i | \-/* \/~~\`|`.|/ | | /`. `. ./_[]_\.`,' ,'\ | ! / `-. ^|______|^ ,-' \ ! \ `. ~~^--_____--^~~ ,' / \ `-_ BALTIMORE _-' / `. ^~--._________.--~^ ,' ^-_ _-^ ^~--__ 1 6 4 __--~^ `. ,' `-' ==================================================================== [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Ugly_Dux.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 216 of 292 Subject: Re: TALK: Re: PLease draw this for me (Long 31k) From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/03/01 Message-Id: <4h666g$i18@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <1773110ACFS86.FXING00@ukcc.uky.edu> <4gi60f$ivi@news-2.csn.net> <4golvo$dvi@orm.southern.co.nz> Hey thanks for the grand tour through your place...is was quite a hoot!!! >*grin* :) > >Have a nice day! > >Valkyrie Pleased you liked the tour - unfortunately only the toilet is truly representative - it _is_ genuine "Dux" - and is efficient most times - but alas it has no resident ducklings, nor do we keep coal in the bath ! ___________________________________ | _____ | | \ o / | | ~~~ | | Dux | | | | | | | | | ----------------------------------- | __------__ | / ./ ,....., \. \ / ./ ~~ ~ \. \ / / ~~ ~ ~ \ \ ( ( ~ ~ ~~ _ ) ) \ \. ~_~~ ~ ./ / \ \.________./ / \ / \.========./ I I I I /] [\ -cfbd- // \\ -------\\_____________//------- The Duckless Dux Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Flame_Form_Letter.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 14 of 292 Subject: Re: WARNING: Control Codes From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/26 Message-Id: <4o99k3$gs7@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4nbg00$8li@orm.southern.co.nz> <4o27ih$qu7@news.indy.net> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,alt.ascii-Art.animation,alt.binaries.pictures.ascii Zain (mrdude@indy.net) wrote: >Colin Douthwaite (cfbd@southern.co.nz) wrote: > >: =================================================================== > >: WARNING > >: ==================================================================== > >: PLEASE do *NOT* post Colour, Color, Control or Animation Codes to >: ASCII-ART newsgroups - or indeed ANY Internet newsgroup. >Relax, it's only the net =) What trouble? hahaha [...code deleted...]> hehehe...I'm quite relaxed... ========================================================================== Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Loser [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer [x] indy.netter [ ] Me too er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [x] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] FLAMENET [ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [x] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You don't know which group to post in [ ] You suck [ ] You brag about things that never happened [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting [ ] You crossposted [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS [ ] You posted racism shit [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$ [ ] I think you might be a fed To Repent, You Must: [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [x] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the f****** FAQ [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave [x] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month [x] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] I think your IQ must be 7 [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else [ ] Learn to post or f*** off [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet [x] All of the above End of Flame. ) ( ( ( ( ) () @@ ) (( ( ( ( )( @@ ( )) ) ( ( ( ( ()( /---\ (()( ( _______ ) ) )(@ !O O! )@@ ( ) ) ) < ____) ) ( ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( ) /--| |( o| ( ) ) ((@@(@@ !o! @@@@(@@@@@)() ( | > \___| ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( ) | /---------+ (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@( . | | \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ . . | \ \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @ . | \ \----+--\-))) @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. . | |\______|_)))/ . @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . . \__========== * . @@ /MM /\O O/\ MM\ @@@@@@@. . | |-\ \ ( . @ !!! !! \-/ !! !!! @@@@@ . | | \ \ ) . . @@@@ !! !! .(. @. .. . | | \ \ ( / .( . \)). ( |O )( O! @@@@ . ) . | | / / ) ( )). (( .) !! ((( !! @@ (. ((. . . | | / / () )) )) .( ( ( ) ). ( !! )( !! ) (( )) .. | |_< / ( ) ( ( ) ) (( ) )).) ((/ | ( | \( )) ((. ). ____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_ Have a nice day, ========================================================================== *8-) Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Isis_Anatomically_Corrected.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 80 of 292 Subject: Re: Isis From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/04 Message-Id: <4mg5u8$mob@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4m4dp0$8l@ecom3.ecn.bgu.edu> <4mbiju$1cnm@thebes.waikato.ac.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Martin C. Glanvill (mcg@mcg.math.waikato.ac.nz) wrote: > >A small mod to make it look femine, dude: > > > , ____ > ~(__ \. > .--------__ :o \. | __--------. > ( _________ \ `. |_| / _________ ) > ( _________ `o-___________-`-.-'-_____________-o' _________ ) > ( _________ `-----------(.v(.)-------------' _________ ) > \____________________ `- -' ______________________/ > \___________________'\ * /`_____________________/ > ______: . : > / _____ / ) > : / /' /' > : l / / > :) ( :---._ > ..// `--------O\.. Hey, you are _right_...Isis was female...she was the wife of the Egyptian moon-god, Osiris...so Verzak's picture was of OSIRIS and your diddle is ISIS. Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Lemur_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 197 of 292 Subject: Re: REQ: Lemur(s) From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/02/18 Message-Id: <4g6iok$1nt@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4g37os$mv@solaris.cc.vt.edu> Followup-To: alt.ascii-Art Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,alt.fan.lemurs theresa (thwillia@vt.edu) wrote: >Hi, I need a lemur or lemurs.. email me or post with cc >thanks.. > > >-- ______ > ~~~~~~\ }*== thwillia@vt.edu * Member, Live Poets Society > <----%%%%%%%^ art by me and jcropley@vt.edu > << \\ DRACO SUM. }8=: NO FEAR > Nice wee dragon ! =========================================================================== Lemurs & Things =========================================================================== / / ... .":. .:"" "". / : :.: . "'.<""""> : ..: .:..<(=)(=)> / :..')) ; .'). )/~\( |\ '))) ))) \U/ / | \ \\ \ / / / \\ \ / / \\___\ / / \\ / \\ _______ / / \\ / _____ | / \\ / /(__) || / / \\ ________/ / |OO| || / \\ | |-------|| / \\ (| | -.|| \\ | ____ \ ||=================================O=================== /| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ \|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |_______| / \ |__| / \ |_|/ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ The Dreaded Mobile Cowtapult & Lemur Launcher ========================================================================= BEWARE of FALLING SLOTHS -- Consider Mooving !! ========================================================================== =-/ _-_ \ \\ / /~~ ~ \ /_ //-<_ \\ /=-//=-//=-///=-///=-/ /~~ \ / \|//-= / - ////~~~ ! { \\ \////_ ((( ! \ _- \ \\\// / ! " `, ! ))) ~~ \\ // \ \\\//// /"/ |' / | | \ |||// ! """| |"" | | ||||| |"|| \"| ! _-_ ||||| "" " |"|\ /~~ ~~\ |)|(|// ! /""~\\. /" ""~, /~~ ~ ||||(| ""~""""`"",~`~"!!"!" \ ( |||||| /"""""/""! "~""" "" "~", \ _- -_ |||0|| //\""!!""~"!"!"\"""/~!~, C~"~P ~~ \\ // ~ |)|(|// ! // !!"""""! "~ " !!"!! "," O o " | | ||||(| || !!"!!~!!~||" ! "" Y "" | |(__) |||||| \\ ! ! ! `"U"' | |(oo) |||0|| ! \\ | | \/ |||||| \\ 0)) // \\ |||||| \`-~/~ _-_ |||||| `~' /~~ ~~\ |||||| ! /~~ ~~\ |||||| ! { } |||||| \ _- -_ / ||0||| ! ~~ \\ // ~~ |||||| ... | | |||||| .":. .:"" "". (__)| | |||||| : :.: . "'.<""""> (oo)| | |||||| : ..: .:..<(˜)(˜)> \/ | | |||||| :..')) ; .')) )/~\( " | | ||||||\ '))) ))) \U/ " " // \\ " " " " " \|/ \ || / \|/ \ |/ \ | // \ |/ \ \ \| |/ / \|/ \| -cfbd- ======================================================================= [ Sloth from an original by Newton ] ... .":. .:"" "". : :.: . "'.<""""> : ..: .:..<(=)(=)> :..')) ; .'). )/~\( '))) ))) \U/ -cfbd- ... .":. .:"" "". : :.: . "'.<""""> : ..: .:..<(.)(.)> :..')) ; .')) )/~\( -cfbd- '))) ))) \U/ , ; ":. .:""... :.: "". : ..: "'.<""""> :..' )) ..<(.)(.)> '))) ; .:. )/~\( ; .')) \U/ ))) -cfbd- ________________________________ / \ | | | Lemur Whacker | | | | | \________________________________/ | | | | | | | | | | / _)| / /__L _____/ (____) (____) _____ (____) \_(____) | | \__/ ________________________________________________________________ / _____ _______ _________ ___________ /| / / __ <~"~> _____ <""""> _____ <""""> _________/ / | / / / "(.) (.)" <(.)(.)> <(=)(=)> / / | / / / . " Y " . / "\../" \ )/~\( ; / / | / / / ; `"v"' ; | | \/ | | , \U/ ; / / | / / / \_>---<_/ \_| |_/ ; . . ; / / | / / / _________ ________ ___ `-` '-'____ / / | / /_/_________________________________________________________/ / | /_______________________________________________________________/ | | _____________________________________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | WHACK - A - LEMUR | | / | | | | / | | | | / | | A game to relieve stress ! | | / | | | | / | | | | / | |___________________________________________________________| | / |_______________________________________________________________|/ Note: It's just a game - they aren't real live lemurs ! -cfbd- =========================================================================== Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Trophies.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 24 of 292 Subject: Re: WANTED: Any soccer cup or trophy From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/22 Message-Id: <4nvj34$k3a@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4nptp9$99c@news.uni-Paderborn.de> <4nqn8d$lrd@news.xs4all.nl> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Lennert Stock (lennert@xs4all.nl) wrote: >schorsch@pollux.uni-paderborn.de (Varnholt Joerg) writes: > >>Does anyone have a soccer cup or a soccer trophy in ASCII art? > >Got four in my sig, and a fifth one is on its way this wednesday >(if you're a fan you know what I mean ;) > > v ___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ > A ^ "~-. Y \ ____ / Y Y \ ____ / Y Y \ ____ / Y Y \ ____ / Y > J _.-..[\`. | i" :i | | i" :i | | i" :i | | i" :i | > -"_ )) \ ! ! EC 1:f ! ! ! EC 1:f ! ! ! EC 1:f ! ! ! EC 1:f ! > A `"-=.Y f Y \_Y :]_/ \_Y :]_/ \_Y :]_/ \_Y :]_/ > / 5 n\\._.' | t :f t :f t :f t :f > | "=''},`. ! \_;/ \_;/ \_;/ \_;/ > ] {_.-'`+'c _ m ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ > \ ---., j, > da =^==^= =^==^= =^==^= =^==^= > `. -. /`^ er > LS "-..___'amst Lennert Stock - lennert@xs4all.nl Hmm...they all look like Manchester United fans to me. :-) v ___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A ^ "~-. Y \ ____ / Y Y \ ____ / Y Y \ ____ / Y Y \ ____ / Y J _.-..[\`. | i :i | | i :i | | i :i | | i :i | -"_ )) \ ! ! 0 x :f ! ! ! x . :f ! ! ! = O :f ! ! ! o - :f ! A `"-=.Y f Y \_[ v ]_/ \_[ / ]_/ \_[ / ]_/ \_[ > ]_/ / 5 n\\._.' | t = f t o f t - f t = f | "=''},`. ! \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ ] {_.-'`+'c _ m ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ \ ---., j, > da =^==^= =^==^= =^==^= =^==^= `. -. /`^ er LS "-..___'amst Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Cloud_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 181 of 292 Subject: Re: request: clouds From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/02/24 Message-Id: <4gm4n4$l8m@orm.southern.co.nz> References: Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Flavio Pontes Basilio (i20977@caravela.di.fc.ul.pt) wrote: >would you please send me some clouds !! thanks !! ==================================================================== CLOUDS ==================================================================== ------ _____ / \ ___\ ___/ ___ --/- ___ / \/ / / / \ / / \__ //_ \ / \ / ___ | | ___ \/+--/ / \__ \ \ / \__ | / There are holes in the sky, \ /____ / / | / Where the rain gets in, _____/ ___ \/ /\ The holes are very small, \__ / / | | That's why rain is thin. / \____/ \ / // // / / // / /\ /-_-/\//-__- - Spike Milligan / / // / \__// / / / // // / / // / // / // / /// // / / / // / // // // // / // / / / / / / / / / / /// / / / // // / // // /// / / / / / / /// / // / / // / / / / // /// / /// / / __ _ _( )_( )_ (_ _ _) / /(_) (__) / / / / / / / / / / / / .-~~~-. .- ~ ~-( )_ _ / ~ -. | \ \ .' ~- . _____________ . -~ __ _ _( )_( )_ (_ _ _) (_) (__) .-~~~-. .- ~ ~-( )_ _ / ~ -. | ', \ .' ~- ._ ,. ,.,.,., ,.. -~ ' ' . * . . . . (*.) . * . . ( .(.. ) ) . .( (..* ).*) . ( * . ). .) . . 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( ( _-_-_-_- - ( ( )- - - ( ( ) ) (_(___)_) _< / /\ \ __\ _________ ) Phil Leith it's raining it's raining~ tears from my eyes~ etc. / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / // / / / / / / /// / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / _______/_______/__/__/___/___/_____/____/___ it's snowing * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * *** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ******************************************** ******************************************** ====================================================================== [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Circle_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 22 of 292 Subject: Re: REQUEST: thin circles of all sizes From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/23 Message-Id: <4o1b8g$64f@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4ntbm1$1bb@lynx.dac.neu.edu> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art zachary brown (zbrown@lynx.dac.neu.edu) wrote: >I'm trying to get together a sort of "French curve" of usable elements >for doing ascii art. The problem is that a real French Curve can be >turned, while ascii curves can't, so I'm just looking for different >sized circles, done with a thin line, that I can take apart and use to >make other drawings. Here is an example of the thickness of the line I >am looking for: > > ._r=/~~~~~~~~\=\_ > .//~ ~+\, > j/' ~+_ > j/' `+, > .Z' `N, > jf \, > j! !; > d! !; > :! !; > / V > d `b > | | >|' | ==================================================================== CIRCLES ==================================================================== I find circles a very difficult shape, especially as they become smaller. I usually start with my template - the 2 speedos and work inside or outside those: 90 100 90 100 80 \ 110 80 110 \ 70 \ 120 70 120 \ 60 \ 130 60 130 O O 50 140 50 \ 140 \ 40 150 40 \ 150 mph mph \ 30 160 30 \ 160 This is your code on the VAX This is your code on the SGI Depending on your screen characteristics they will look like: perfect circles horizontal ovals vertical ovals ..... _d^^^^^^^^^b_ .d'' ``b. .p' Objects `q. .d' in mirror may `b. .d' be less virtual `b. :: than they appear. :: :: ................... :: :: :: `p. johnca@netcom.com .q' `p. John Abbe aka .q' `b. Rademir .d' `q.. ..p' ^q........p^ '''' _.,,,,,,,,,._ .d'' ``b. .p' Objects `q. .d' in mirror may `b. .d' be less virtual `b. :: than they appear. :: `p. johnca@netcom.com .q' `p. John Abbe aka .q' `b. Rademir .d' `q.. ..,' '',,,,,,,,,,'' . -- ~~~ -- . .-~ ~-. / \ / \ | | | | | | \ / \ / `-. .-' ~- . ___ . -~ , - ~ ~ ~ - , , ' ' , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ' ' - , _ _ _ , ' Bryon DeLaBarre's "Chinese Face" makes quite a nice Circle. ooo OOO OOO ooo oOO OOo oOO OOo oOO OOo oOO OOo oOO OOo oOO OOo oOO OOo oOO OOo oOO OOo oOO OOo oOO OOo oOO OOo oOO OOo oOO OOo oOO OOo oOO OOo oO OOo oOO OOo oOO OOo ooo OOO OOO ooo after -Byron DeLaBarre- Use your own version of "Find" and "Replace" to replace the characters making this circle to characters of your own choice. example: Find "O" Replace "#" Find "o" Replace "*" *** ### ### *** *## ##* *## ##* *## ##* *## ##* *## ##* *## ##* *## ##* *## ##* *## ##* *## ##* *## ##* *## ##* *## ##* *## ##* *## ##* *## ##* *# ##* *## ##* *## ##* *** ### ### *** ,,ggddY""""Ybbgg,, ,agd""' `""bg, ,gdP" "Ybg, ,dP" "Yb, ,dP" _,,ddP"""Ybb,,_ "Yb, ,8" ,dP"' `"Yb, "8, ,8' ,d" "b, `8, ,8' d" "b `8, d' d' ,gPPRg, `b `b 8 8 dP' `Yb 8 8 8 8 8) (8 8 8 8 8 Yb dP 8 8 8 Y, "8ggg8" ,P 8 Y, Ya aP ,P `8, "Ya aP" ,8' `8, "Yb,_ _,dP" ,8' `8a `""YbbgggddP""' a8' `Yba adP' "Yba adY" `"Yba, ,adP"' `"Y8ba, ,ad8P"' ``""YYbaaadPP""'' I got these circles from cycle wheels: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x _ _ = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = ~ ~ %%% %%% %%% %%% %%% %%% %%% %%% %%% %%% %%% %%% %%% %%% %%% %%% ================================================================= [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Camera_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 81 of 292 Subject: Re: Request: CAMCORDER From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/04/30 Message-Id: <4m5ju3$ltj@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <3183CBE4.58CD@mbox.valtline.it> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Mfrasson (vdvideo@mbox.valtline.it) wrote: >Could anyone post me a Camcorder ? > >Thanks in advance. > >Maurizio (VDvideo) Nope, sorry...too expensive to post a camcorder to you. Do you like any of these cameras ? /~~~~[]~\ |~~~//~~~\\~~~| | (( )) | |___\\___//___| ___ ////// (__|_______--/| / /// __/ +--+| |-\| (> )/ |_|ooo+--+|_| /_ / `-------' |_, // -Martin Schulze- |___/ ___________________ )=| | / | Falwell Films |====|| | |====|| | |+ \ ------------------- (--) * * * * * * * * * * Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Giraffe_Wide.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 145 of 292 Subject: Re: Giraffe From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/04/05 Message-Id: <4k3olp$gc6@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4jjovo$kmu@elektron.et.tudelft.nl> <4jss4r$2po@news.nu.edu> <4ju5o3$nm7@news-F.iadfw.net> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Charlene Orsini (rorsini@iadfw.net) wrote: >OK, here goes first attempt: > > /\ _ _ /\ > | \ ( )__( ) / | > \ \/ \/ / > \ \|/ \|/ / > | O O | > \ - - /\ > \ / \ > \ ___ / \ > \*_*/\ \ > \ \ > \ \ > > If you were following Daniel Au's tutorial on how he draws a giraffe he will be proud of you. Daniel does not seem to be on the Net right now. Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Pointer_to_Sites_for_ASCII_Art.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 17 of 292 Subject: POINTER ==> Ascii-art Sites From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/25 Message-Id: <4o7lse$54f@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,alt.ascii-Art.animation,alt.binaries.pictures.ascii ============================================================================ Ascii Art Sites ============================================================================ From: boba@gagme.wwa.com (Bob Allison) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,alt.binaries.pictures.ascii Subject: TALK - Files of ASCII art you can get ... Date: 30 May 1994 10:37:12 -0500 Message-ID: <2sd178$cj4@gagme.wwa.com> The following Scarecrow's files are currently available: File Name Version Size o ASCII ART FAQ 2.3 42 K Contains info on where to obtain ASCII art files, how to make those big letters, how to have a sig added to your posts and email, what ASCII art groups exist, where to get gray scale converters, how to save and view an animation, and more. o ASCII Art Resources 2.3 93 K Contains everything in the FAQ, plus examples of every kind of ASCII art, plus ANSI escape codes, and examples of most all the Figlet fonts. If you want everything in the Scarecrow's edited collection, get all three of the following archives. Together, they contain over a megabyte of every kind of ASCII art. o The Scarecrow's ASCII Art Archive 1.0 349 K Hundreds of goodies, plus special sections on sigs and BBS art. Each item has a 'From:' line, and of course there's my witty commentary. :-) o The Scarecrow's ASCII Art Archive 2.0 362 K Hundreds more goodies, sigs, BBS art, plus sig blanks, plan art, more. o The Scarecrow's ASCII Art Archive 3.0 369 K Third in the series. More goodies, plus GIF Gallery, and more. o The Scarecrow's ASCII Art Archive 4.0 364 K More sigs, GIFs, and a Font Gallery. All four total around 1.5 megs. If you want just the best, but you want some of everything, get the Best of the Scarecrow's ASCII Art Archives. Contains art from the first 3 SAAAs. o Best of the SAAAs 1.0 610 K If you only want certain kinds of ASCII art, choose from the following files: o Best of the ASCII Pics 1.0 205 K The best pics from the first 3 SAAAs. No sigs, BBS art, GIFs, etc. o Most Often Requested Edition 1.2 107 K This file contains the pics everybody wants. Birthday pics, animals, Star Trek, hearts and flowers, etc. Save time, get this file instead of requesting someone post it and then waiting for it. o The Scarecrow's Funnies 2.1 68 K Funny ASCII pix, cartoons, and humorous sigs. o The Scarecrow's Font File 1.0 127 K Do you just want a collection of fonts? Here it is, along with some nice hand lettered pieces. (These are NOT .flf fonts for use with the Figlet program.) o Best of Scarecrow's Sig Gallery 1.2 207 K Over 200 non-stop K of some of the best sigs I've seen. And with people sending me sigs, I tend to see quite a few. o Best of Scarecrow's BBS Gallery 1.3 88 K Some of the best art from login sceens, server screens, MUDs, promos. o Best of Scarecrow's GIF Gallery 1.1 62 K The best GIF conversions I and others have done. Many conversions I've seen aren't very good. But I've taken the best and put them into one collection. o Best of Scarecrow's 3-D Gallery 1.0 30 K Some of the best 3-D pix posted. My recommendations: o If you are short on disk space, I would suggest you get the FAQ and just those files containing the type of art you are interested in. o If you have a bit more disk space, you may want to get either the FAQ or ASCII Art Resources, and the Best of the SAAAs. o If you have some disk space to spare, you should get the ASCII Art Resources file, and the 4 SAAAs. Over 1.5 megs art and info. You'll be an ASCII art collector and expert, instantly. Where do you get these files? You can get them by FTP, and via email if you do not have FTP available. Ah, but you have to read the ASCII ART FAQ or ASCII Art Resources to find out where. Tha ASCII ART FAQ is available from: o News groups: alt.ascii-art alt.binaries.pictures.ascii news.answers alt.answers o Finger by typing the following at a prompt on many sites: finger asciifaq@wwa.com (turn on text capture first) OR finger asciifaq@wwa.com | more (you can read it a page at a time) OR finger asciifaq@wwa.com > faq (saves it to a file called 'faq') ============================================================================ 9 Where can I find ASCII art? ------------------------------ You can FTP and Gopher ASCII art (single pics and archives of dozens or hundreds of images). FTP'ing is easy. Gophering is easier. See Question 10 of the FAQ for further info. ASCII art is available from many sites, including: o FTP Sites: Scarecrow's ASCII Art FTP -> Host: ftp.wwa.com Address: 198.49.174.1 Path: pub/Scarecrow URL: ftp://ftp.wwa.com/pub/Scarecrow Has Scarecrow's files, SAPs, animations, color, FAQs, Figlet, gray scale converters, 'how-to' files, and more. See Question 11 for a table of all the Scarecrow's files, showing file name, size (uncompressed), version, name it has at the Scarecrow's FTP site, and the subject line for email requests. -> Host: mordor.ind.wpi.edu Path: pub/ascii/art/pictures URL: ftp://mordor.ind.wpi.edu/pub/ascii/art/pictures Jorn's FTP site -> Host: ftp.mcs.com Path: mcsnet.users/jorn/ascii-art URL: ftp://ftp.mcs.com/mcsnet.users/jorn/ascii-art Has Scarecrow's files, plus other ASCII art files, and the technically oriented "asciitech.aa". Chris' FTP site -> Host: ftp.ncsu.edu Path: pub/ncsu/chking/Archive URL: ftp://ftp.ncsu.edu/pub/ncsu/chking/Archive Contains all the Scarecrow's files, all of Steve Sullivan's files, and Gifscii for many systems. -> Host: ftp.netcom.com Path: pub/vz/vzvz/asciiart URL: ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/vz/vzvz/asciiart -> Host: tuda.newcastle.ac.uk Path: pub/local/n1ka0/animation URL: ftp://tuda.newcastle.ac.uk/pub/local/n1ka0/animation Animations -> Host: mordor.ind.wpi.edu Path: pub/ascii/art/movies URL: ftp://mordor.ind.wpi.edu/pub/ascii/art/movies Animations -> Host: ftp.uwp.edu Path: pub/msdos/demos/ansi URL: ftp://ftp.uwp.edu/pub/msdos/demos/ansi Color graphics o Gopher Servers: ASCII Art Bazaar -> Host: twinbrook.cis.uab.edu Items: 11, 1 Over 12 megabytes, thousands of pieces in many categories. Scarecrow's ASCII Art Gopher -> Host: gopher.wwa.com Items: 3 URL: gopher://gopher.wwa.com/11/ascii Has Scarecrow's files, SAPs, animations, color, FAQs, Figlet, gray scale converters, 'how-to' files, and more. Everything the FTP site has is available from the Gopher, with friendlier menus. TTU Gopher -> Host: gopher.cs.ttu.edu Items: 7, 1 URL: gopher: //gopher.cs.ttu.edu:70/11/Art%20and%20Images/ClipArt%20%28ASCII%29 Stanford Gopher -> Host: medmail.Stanford.EDU Items: 2, 1 URL: gopher://medmail.Stanford.EDU/11/other.stuff/pictures/ o World Wide Web: Scarecrow's WWW Link -> URL: http://miso.wwa.com/~boba/scarecrow.html Gateway to the wold of ASCII art, with links to everything. Chris' WWW Page -> URL: http://www2.ncsu.edu/unity/users/c/chking/HTML/HTMLs/ascii.html -> URL: ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/vz/vzvz/WWW/homepage.html o Mailing list: ASCII Art listserv list -> Address: listserv@ukcc.uky.edu Message: subscribe asciiart o FTP Mail Servers: -> Address: ftpmail@decwrl.dec.com Message: help -> Address: ftpmail@sunsite.unc.edu Message: help -> Address: bitftp@pucc.bitnet Message: help ============================================================================ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Doggie_Doo.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 260 of 292 Subject: Re: Request: dog From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/03/09 Message-Id: <4hr5lf$7nh@orm.southern.co.nz> Distribution: world References: Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Drew Shankie (drewit@hakatac.almanac.bc.ca) wrote: >Sandalio Gonzalez writes: > >> Looking for a sig of a dog, preferably small. I am pathetic when it comes >> to making them so I need somebody's help. I'll take any pictures with >> a dog or many dogs doing anything. Thanks a lot. > >okay - so it might be a bit pathetic... > > ,,, > ,;;;;;, > //;o;o;\\ > /;\\;;;//;\ > \_/ \@/;\_/ > ;;; ,,,,,,,, ,,,;;' > ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;"" '''''''@' > ;;;;;;;;;;;;; '@''''''''' > ;;;;;;;";;;;; ''''''@'''''' > ;;; ;;; '''''''''''@'' > ;;; ;; ''''@'''''''' > ;; ;; ''''''''@'' >---------------------------------------------'''''''''------- > (Oh yeah - that's supposed to be a bush by the dog there...) Phew...I'm pleased it's a bush, and not what I thought it might be... ,,, ,;;;;;, //;o;o;\\ /;\\;;;//;\ \_/ \@/;\_/ ;;; ,,,,,,,, ,,,;;' ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;"" ;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;";;;;; @ after ;;; ;;; @ -Drew Shankie- ;;; ;; @@ ;; ;; @@@@@ ___________________________________@@@@@@@------- Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Animal_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 64 of 292 Subject: Re: Good ascii art From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/09 Message-Id: <4msb5q$n0r@orm.southern.co.nz> References: Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Nadine Jodoin (najodoin@csrmtl.qc.bell.ca) wrote: >Can anyone out there send some good ascii art, >I mean the kind you can recognize, none of that >Simpson junk. Quikly please. Hmm... a cat... /\ /\ { `---' } { O O } ~~> V <~~ \ \|/ / `-----'__ / \ `^\_ { }\ |\_\_ W | \_/ |/ / \_\_( ) \__/ /(_E \__/ ( / MM -Ed Savage- a dog... ,"",_o ! ( ( _) `\ ,,,,_'),)=~ ( ) ', ,,,, , ) ,) < ( < < ",\ Mariza Cabral ",) "_) a cow... /; ;\ __ \\____// /{_\_/ `'\____ \___ (o) (o } _____________________________/ :--' ,-,'`@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ \_ `__\ ;:( @@@@@@@@@ @@@ \___(o'o) :: ) @@@@ @@@@@@ ,'@@( `====' :: : @@@@@: @@@@ `@@@: :: \ @@@@@: @@@@@@@) ( '@@@' ;; /\ /`, @@@@@@@@@\ :@@@@@) ::/ ) {_----------------: :~`,~~; ;;'`; : ) : / `; ; -Bill Ames- ;;;; : : ; : ; ; : `'`' / : : : : : : )_ \__; ";" :_ ; \_\ `,',' :__\ \ * `,'* \ \ : \ * 8`;'* * `^' \ :/ `^' `-^-' \v/ : \/ a pig... |\ /| \ )_ _( / / \ , - - - - - 6 ( . . ) \ ( ___ ) \ =\(o o)/= \ ( ~~~ _ _ _ _ .,/ / \ \ \ ( ( \ \ / \ / \ \ / -cfbd- vv vv v vv a penguin... /~~~~~~\ /' -s- ~~~~\ /'dHHb ~~~~ /'dHHHA : /' VHHHHaadHHb: /' `VHHHHHHHHb: /' `VHHHHHHH: /' dHHHHHHH: | dHHHHHHHH: | dHHHHHHHHH: | VHHHHHHHHH: | b HHHHHHHHV: | Hb HHHHHHHV' | HH dHHHHHHV' | VHbdHHHHHHV' | VHHHHHHHV' \ VHHHHHHH: \oodboooooodH VHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGN94 a cake... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ( ) ) (*) (*) ( * (*) | | (*) | |~| |~| | * |~| | | | | |~| | | | | | | | | ,| |a@@@@| |@@@@@@@@@@@| |@@@@a| |. .,a@@@| |@@@@@| |@@@@@@@@@@@| |@@@@@| |@@@@a,. ,a@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@@@@@@.@@@@@@@@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@a, a@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@' . `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@a ;`@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@' . `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@'; ;@@@`@@@@@@@@@@@@@' . `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@'@@@; ;@@@;,.aaaaaaaaaa . aaaaa,,aaaaaaa,;@@@; ;;@;;;;@@@@@@@@;@ @.@ ;@@@;;;@@@@@@;;;;@@; ;;;;;;;@@@@;@@;;@ @@ . @@ ;;@;;;;@@;@@@;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;@@;;;;;;; @@ . @@ ;;;;;;;;;;;@@;;;;@;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;@@ . @@;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;@@@; ,%%%;;;;;;;;@;;;;;;;; . ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;@@;;%%%, .%%%%%%;;;;;;;@@;;;;;;;; ,%%%, ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;%%%%%%, .%%%%%%%;;;;;;;@@;;;;;;;; ,%%%%%%%, ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;%%%%%%%, %%%%%%%%`;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; %%%%%%%%%%% ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%`;;;;;;;;;;;;,%%%%%%%%%%%%%,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'%%%%%%%%%%%% `%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,,,,,,,%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,,,,,,,%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%' `%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%' `%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%' """"""""""""""`,,,,,,,,,'""""""""""""""""" `%%%%%%%' `%%%%%' %%% %%%%% .,%%%%%%%,. ,%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%, --------------------------------------------- "Of course it's Chocolate. :) " -Susie Oviatt- Beavis and Butthead... ,())))), ,()))))))),. >>huh-huh<< ,---,,,_ ()))))))//((\ Check it out, ( )) (\\( \))( \(/) Beavis...we're, ( ) /( \\ like, in "ASS-kee." ( ) // _ \ >>huh-huh-huh<< (_(_(((( ) // \ / \ / ( , \ ) \ (. . \ / | / ) ) (, | ,) Yeah. >>heh-heh<< |\ / ( ) \ ^\/^ / That's COOL! Hey, (.(.) S ) \ / Butt-Head...you're /_ \ ) \ (-<>-) / an "ASS-kee." \ /__) ^ \/ \ -- / >>heh-heh<< /____/ | \ __ / )______ | | | //\/\\/\//\/\//\/\\\/\ \ | __-|__|-__ \ / __-\__|-__ ( ) > BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD < ( ) |_|AC//DC|_| / \ |_| MTVÅ |_| | | | | \/\//\/\\/\\/\//\//\/\ TM | | | | (tif'94) -Felix Mariposa- a Wotsit... ________ *** `~~~\__ | **** | **** || *** | | | | | *** || []**| | | | | | | | |**[] || []* | | | | | | | | | *[] || ****^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^**** || **** __|__ **** ||__*** \___/ *** ~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* * ############# * ***************** Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Dr_Who_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 2 of 292 Subject: Re: DRWHO ascii - various - forgive my HP plug. :-) From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/26 Message-Id: <4o99ej$gs7@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <31a57afc.2738176@news.ozemail.com.au> Followup-To: alt.ascii-Art Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,rec.arts.drwho DOCTOR WHO (docwho@ozemail.com.au) wrote: > -___________- > (/ _ \) > /_____(O)_____\ " E X T E R M I N A T E " > // / / I \ \ \\ > ================= " E X T E R M I N A T E " > // / I I I I \ \\ > =================== " E X T E R M I N A T E " > //// II II II II \\\\ > IIII II II II II IIII " E X T E R M I N A T E >" > /---___-----------,---\ > I / \ -o- I " E X T E R M I N A T E " > / \___/ ' \ > +---------------------+ " E X T E R M I N A >T E " > /_ __ ___ __ _\ > (__) (__) (___) (__) (__) " E X T E R M I N A T E " > I_ __ ___ __ _I > (__) (__) (___) (__) (__) > /_ ___ ___ ___ _\ Doctor Who...alias...Mark Steele > (__) (___) (___) (___) (__) docwho@ozemail.com.au > I_ ___ ___ ___ _I Gallifrey,Constellation of >Kasterborus. > (__) (___) (___) (___) (__) Galactic co-oordinates >10-0-11-0-0-by 0-2 > /_______________________________\ from Galactic Centre. > > -- || > I `I==| ==== > I==I ====== || > /||\-< |[][]| || > /----\ |[][]| / _----_ > IooooI |[][]| __<> -------- >/oooooo\ |[][]| /k9\ ' [][] >-------- ======== ==== ==== > ==================================================================== Knock knock ! Who's there ? Doctor Doctor who ? That's right. How didja guess ? ========================================================================== _-_ |=| ===== |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| || |POLICE~=~BOX| || | ~~~~~~~~~~~~ | | |~|~|~| | |~|~|~| | | |-|-|-| | |-|-|-| | | |_|_|_| | |_|_|_| | | _____ | _____ | | | *.* | |o| | | | |",",]| |]| | | | |_____| | |_____| | | _____ | _____ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_____| | |_____| | | _____ | _____ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_____| | |_____| | |___________________| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ___ _______(_@_)_______ | POLICE BOX | |_________________| | _____ | _____ | | |###| | |###| | | |###| | |###| | Who is the Doctor!!! | _____ | _____ | | || || | || || | | ||_|| | ||_|| | -autumn armstrong- | _____ |$_____ | | || || | || || | | ||_|| | ||_|| | | _____ | _____ | | || || | || || | _________ v__ | ||_|| | ||_|| | / \/ '\ | | | / K-9 \/~\/ ***************** /_____________\ \|/ --^-- |#|#| |L|L| |L|L| |L|L| ----- Dr. * W H O * * * * * \|/ * * __^__ * * |#|#| * |L|L| * |L|L| * * |L|L| * * ----- * * Dr. * * W H O * \ | / - _o_ - |_|_| |_|_| -*Dr Who*- |_|_| -"Have a jelly baby!" _|_|_|_ -From: john@aloha.com- _==_ I__I __|____|__ ___--- ---___ __|______________________|__ _| _|____________________|_ |_ || | POLICE === BOX | || -| ---------------------- |- | | _______ || _______ | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | |-|-|-| || |-|-|-| | | | | |_|_|_| || |_|_|_| | | | | _______ || _______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | |_____| || |_____| | | | | _______ || _______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | |_____| || |_____| | | | | _______ || _______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | |_____| || |_____| | | ================================ -CHRIS SUTOR "95"- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- //\\\||///\\ ,------------------------------------, //| |\\ ( ) |[ |

| ]| ( ) |||| .\. |||| o O ( I say my dear fellow...please take ) |||< _ >||| o ( ) \__(_)_/ o o ( care where you are pointing ) _____!___!_____ ( ) | | \ / | | ( that thing ! ) | | _ \./ | | ( ) | |[_] | | | '------------------------------------' | | o | | | | | | | ___ | | o | | _______(_@_)_______ |__| | |__| | POLICE BOX | WW| o |WW |_________________| | | | | _____ | _____ | | o | | |###| | |###| | |____|____| | |###| | |###| | | | | | _____ | _____ | | | | | || || | || || | | | | | ||_|| | ||_|| | |___|___| | _____ |$_____ | \_/ \_/ | || || | || || | | ||_|| | ||_|| | | _____ | _____ | | || || | || || | _________ v__ | ||_|| | ||_|| | / \/ '\ | | | / K-9 \/~\/ ***************** /_____________\ ____ / @ \==]|[=(] |--------| ========== . * * ========== .\ * . *. * . * \ . |||||||||||| \ * ./ * . * . \ \ |||||||||| --]%%%%%% .- =--=---=-=-=-=--=-=--=-==-----=-=-=-=-=-= [=========\ ]===========( * . / / [==============| / * \ . * * / . C| @ @ @ @ @ @ D * * * | \ . * * C| @ @ @ @ @ @ D . | \ * * C| @ @ @ @ @ @ D | \ C| @ @ @ @ @ @ D | \ |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@| ------------------------- -howard1@vax.oxford.ac.uk- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- E X T E R M I N A T E !!! E X T E R M I N A T E !!! __ Dr. O-' o` __ * W H O * * )-==="""" 'o `-O * * '/:|::| """"===-( * \|/ * __ / :|::| |::|:\` * __^__ * O-' o` ======== |::|: \ * |#|#| * )-==="""" ======== |L|L| '/:|::| * |L|L| * / :|::| __ * |L|L| * ======== 'o `-O * ----- * """"===-( * Dr. * __ |::|:\` * W H O * O-' o` |::|: \ )-==="""" ======== '/:|::| / :|::| E X T E R M I N A T E !!! ======== [ Daleks - Phil Hallard ; Tardis - Anderson Bruford Wakeman Howe ] ========================================================================== [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Parrot_and_Magician_Story.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 285 of 292 Subject: The Magician and The Parrot From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1995/10/21 Message-Id: <46ae3k$fkv@southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.ascii-Art _...._ / \ / o __ o \ ( \/ ) ) ( ( - - - ) ( ) ( ) [ ] ------------------/l\ /l\------------------- ------------------------------------------ ( ) ( __ _) -diddled by cfbd- A magician on board a Sea Cruise Liner performed tricks each day for the passengers in the saloon. There was a resident parrot in a cage in the saloon. Every time the magician performed a trick the parrot always gave the game away by saying things like: " It's up his sleeve ! " " He put it in his pocket ! " " It's sticking out at the back of his hand ! " Then one day there was a storm and the Liner sank. The magician and the parrot found themselves in the same lifeboat. The lifeboat drifted for three days and the parrot was completely silent. Finally, on the fourth day the parrot said: " Alright then ! What did you do with the bloody boat ! " Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Thinker_by_Reeung.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 142 of 292 Subject: Re: Have anyone seen ? From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/04/06 Message-Id: <4k5qgl$eg0@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4jev8d$1i2@rebecca.albany.edu> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art your HIGHness (sc5798@CNSVAX.ALBANY.EDU) wrote: >In article , jre@vttoulu.tko.vtt.fi (Jari Rehu) writes: >>Few days ago here is the ascii picture where is the man >>sitting in the toilet. >> >>I missed it ! Has anyone got it ? >> >>Thanks ! >> >>--ma >> >> > >Yup, saved it. :) -your HIGHness- > > _____ > / \ > Hmmm...where did I see (____/\ ) > that toilet roll? ...... |___ U?(____ > _\L. | \ ___ > / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | > ( / _/u | \___|_)_| > \| \\ / / \_(___ __) > | \\ / / | | | > | ) _/ / ) | | > _\__/.-' /___( | | > _/ __________/ \ | | > // / ( ) | | > ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| > \ (___\ |______)_/ > \ |\ \ \ / > \ | \__ ) )___/ > \ \ )/ /__( > ___ | /_//___| \_________ > _/ ( / OUuuu \ > `----'(____________) > Mikey > > Hey...I posted that picture originally and the artist was Michael Reeung. Unless Mikey is the same person as Michael Reeung this is a misattribution and a No-No in the world of ascii-art. Here is the original again: _____ / \ (____/\ ) |___ U?(____ _\L. | \ ___ / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | ( / _/u | \___|_)_| \| \\ / / \_(___ __) | \\ / / | | | | ) _/ / ) | | _\__/.-' /___( | | _/ __________/ \ | | // / ( ) | | ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| \ (___\ |______)_/ \ |\ \ \ / \ | \__ ) )___/ \ \ )/ /__( -Michael Reeung- ___ | /_//___| \_________ _/ ( / OUuuu \ `----'(____________) Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Elephant_Relief.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 84 of 292 Subject: MST3K From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/04/26 Message-Id: <4lqutn$kiv@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art mr.bob@garlic.com (Felix Mariposa) wrote: > Done in honor of the recently released "Mystery Science Theater > 3000: THE MOVIE" (since it's really hilarious, and everyone should > go see it). > Based on my MST3K Maus Pad... > FRM The following scene is _not_ from the movie ! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- " It never rains unless it pours ! " ___ .-~ ~- "~-. _,. ~ ~ - _ / /_ )--"~ ~-.. / ;~ | `. |-@- | / \ _O_/ \ .-, l / / \ | | |Q/ \_/ | __|_ | | | \ | \ / | | \ / } \ _ _ _ _\ -cfbd- | |_ | / _ - ~ ^ - - - \\. \__() | | | | \\ ~ ~ / [____| ~ [____| \\ ~ / ~ ~~~\\~~~~~~ ~ / ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ / ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ / ~ ~~~~~~~ ~ / ~ ~ / ~ ~ ~ / |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | INDOOR CIRCUS | , | ;\ | / \ |_______________________________ `. i ______ ,^^--. _____________ ___ i \ / \ ,',^-_ / \ ! \ | | / / / \ / \ \ | ; ,__. | ,' 4 | \ `. | / ( ` __> ,_| |_. \ `-__> >. `---'\ / /,. ..\ `. `. | | U | | U `. \ ,--~ ~--. ~~--_ _--~~~~--_ _--~~~~--_ \ _--~~~~--_ \ /_--~~~~--_ \ `. ,' `. ,' `. |,' `. \,' `. \ / \ / \ / \ / \ Y Y Y Y FRM ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/VW_Beetle_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 185 of 292 Subject: VW Beetles From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/02/24 Message-Id: <4gngur$4js@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art ==================================================================== The Re-design of the VW Beetle ==================================================================== After seeing what you modern Volkswagen Designers have done to MDdJ's classic design I am not sure I should be posting this message :-) __--------__ / \ / \ _[/----------------- \]_ / _ |\ 0 /| _ \ | (_)| \ / |(_) | |____|__\_____!______/__|____| [__________| MEIN |__________] -MDdJ- |__| ~~~~~~~~ |__| Meindert de Jong Stephen Pierce wrote: > Hope you don't mind but here's my rendition. Still not enough > like a Beetle (but that seems a bit hard straight on). __-------__ / _---------_ \ / / \ \ | | | | |_|___________|_| /-\| |/-\ | _ |\ 0 /| _ | |(_)| \ ! / |(_)| |___|__\_____!_____/__|___| -Steve Pierce- [_________|MEIN1|_________] |||| ~~~~~~~~ |||| `--' `--' I don't meind at all because the picture was not mein - it was done by MDdJ ( Meindert de Jong ). ...then Bryant Fong wrote: > (i made the bottom of the window curved and shrank the top) __-------__ / _-------_ \ / / \ \ | | | | |__|_---------_|__| /-\| |/-\ | _ |\ 0 /| _ | |(_)| \ ! / |(_)| |___|__\_____!_____/__|___| -Bryant Fong- [_________|MEIN1|_________] |||| ~~~~~~~~ |||| `--' `--' ...followed by Paul Foerster: > ... yeah, and i saved bandwidth by removing prepended blanks and > wasted bandwidth by posting it again with minor changes: 1. Added a steering wheel 2. Reworked the hood 3. Also changed the chassis a bit 4. Reworked the indicators on the wheel cases __-------__ / _-------_ \ / / \ \ | | _==_ | | _ |__|_---------_|__| _ /=\| 0 |/=\ | _ |\ | /| _ | |(_)| \ | / |(_)| -Paul Foerster- |___|__\_____!_____/__|___| [_________|MEIN1|_________] |||| ~~~~~~~~~ |||| `--' `--' and then... Bas Meijer: > Hmm, while the first one looks like a VW-Porsche, the second one > looks like a T-beetle, how about this one: _____________ ."_____________". //" "\\ _ // \\ _ (_X(___..---------..___)X_) .-=\ : /=-. /,--.\ | /,--.\ |\__/ \ | / \__/| |______>..____|____..<______| -Bas Meijer- [_________| MEIN2 |_________] |||| `~~~~~~~` |||| `--' `--' For my two cents worth I would say the first three variants look more like Skodas than VWs. I think Bas Meijer's effort is closer to a Beetle than Meindert de Jong's original which looks too classy for the old VDub. Here's another candidate from a different perspective - by Eric Uner. I think it's supposed to be a VW ? __________ .- __ / -- -\ __/ <___> ___ | |\- / \_---_ / \ = / \ |o | = / o | | || | =0=======0==| |----| |= \_\_/ \_\_/ \_\_/ Eric Uner Have we actually seen the definitive VW Beetle yet ? I think the VW Beetle is more curvaceous than those we have seen so far. ==================================================================== ______________ ,,`vwvwvwvwvwvwvw`,, ,,`vwvwvwvwvwvwvwvw`,, ,`,vwvwvwvwvwvwvwvw,`, -~_[vwvw......vwvw]_--] ___-~..~~~~~~~[~~~~~~..~-___ ,~ w\,.........[........./v ~, ,~v \........[......./` w~, : ,@@, ~,......[.....,~ ,@@, : : @@@@ ,~,.....[....,~, @@@@ : : `@@` . ~,....]...,~ . `@@` : [++==========================++] VVV ==fahrvergnugen=== VVV WWW WWW ~~~ ~~~ -Ascii-original von Jeff Caldwell- "The newest special edtion.- The ASCII Bug." This is a parody of an old VW advertisement. : __________ : : Kyle S. 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'MVWWKZvwwXmVW@f 'MVWKvwwXmVW@f ~wVVVWVWAf` -Juergen Jakubowski- ~wVWVVWA e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e | | e e e e *** e e e e e * V * e e e e e e * W * e e e e e e *** e e e e e e e e e | | e e e e e e e e e | | e e e e e e | | e e e e eee e e | | e e eee e e e e e e | | e e e e e e eee e e | | e e eee e e e e | | e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e ||||||||||||||||||||| e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e -Alexander Roup- __-------__ / .-------. \ / / \ \ | | | | |__|_---------_|__| /-\| |/-\ | _ |\ 0 /| _ | |(_)| \ ! / |(_)| |___|__\_____!_____/__|___| [________|FEA465K|________] |||| ~~~~~~~~ |||| `--' `--' -SA Hillier- ======================================================================== [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/WARNING_Control_Codes.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 33 of 292 Subject: WARNING: Control Codes From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/21 Message-Id: <4nsr4p$qs4@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art,alt.ascii-Art.animation,alt.binaries.pictures.ascii =================================================================== WARNING ==================================================================== PLEASE do *NOT* post Colour, Color, Control or Animation Codes to ASCII-ART newsgroups - or indeed ANY Internet newsgroup. It can cause an awful lot of trouble on Net systems worldwide. If you wish to post Raw Code then UUENCODE it first ! Colour & Color Control Codes in subject titles and headers should be avoided entirely. ==================================================================== Please do NOT post Colour & Color Control Codes in message headers and titles. The problems are due to some Net software recognising the Raw Code as commands which make the software do unwanted things and can even cause a system to crash. This message is being reposted frequently because many newcomers to the Net do not seem to know the problems caused by Control Codes. ==================================================================== [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Grasshopper.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 183 of 292 Subject: Re: grasshopper made today.. From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/02/24 Message-Id: <4gm4qc$l8m@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <0000042A000008A3@prostar.com> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Stormie (stormie@prostar.com) wrote: > >&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&,,",&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&,,&&&.,&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&,,&&&&&,".&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&*" '^" *&&&&&&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&, ,&&&&&&, ',.",."" . ~ '&&&&&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&F/" """" . # # ,&&&&&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&&**"""` ,,, , ,\ ' ,&&&&&&&&&&& >&&&&&" ,,,,, "" ',,,,, ',,,\ - -:&@&&&&&&&&&& >&&&&, , ,` ... ' ,,,,,, .-' .,.,,\ .. *.,&&&&&&&&&&&&& >&&&&&,. ,,,,, .- , ",.".\ ' .,&&,.,"&&&&&&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&&&,,",,,., , . .,,,&&&&&&&&&& ,&&&&&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&&&," ,&&&,".,,,,,,,,&&&&&&&&&&&&&,,d&&&&&&&&&&&&,"&&&&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&&# &&&& ,&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&,,&&&&&&&&&&&&&&o'.&&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&E .&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&,&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&, ,&&&&& >&&'" ..,&&&&"' &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& >&&o&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& d&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& >By Frank Panion & Stormie >Mr.Grasshopper Hope you don't mind... I diddled your grasshopper but have retained your credits ! ,,", ,, ., ,, ,". ,,,,,,,*" '^" * , , , ',.",."" . ~ ' ,,,,'/" """" . # # , ,,**"""` ,,, , ,\ ' , ," ,,,,, "" ',,,,, ',,,\ - -: , , ,` ... ' ,,,,,, .-' .,.,,\ .. *.,' ',. ,,,,, .- , ",.".\ ' ., ,.," '',,",,,,, , . .,,,'' , , ,", ,",.,,,,,,,,''''''''''''',,, '," , , , , , ,, '.', ..., , , , ,, ,, '",..., "',, ,, ,, ,, -By Frank Panion & Stormie- Mr.Grasshopper Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Kilroy_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 175 of 292 Subject: Re: Kilroy From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/01/21 Message-Id: <4du2b1$4i4@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4deb89$3ls@spectator.cris.com> <4dg1sd$rjs@mother.usf.edu> <4dm4l2$10u@spectator.cris.com> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Kitten (kitten@cris.com) wrote: : >* : >*Note: That is -not- Kilroy. That character is named "Luke the Spook", : >*and was an informal warning about leaving info where spies could see it, : >*from WWII. Kilroy was never seen. He was like the average "faceless" : >*G.I. who was everywhere, but never stood out from the crowd. The two : >*pieces of graffiti were often on the same walls and such, but are unrelated. : > : >Correct. "Kilroy" was the name of a missle inspector of the same war, : >who, on each missle 'cleared,' would scrawl "Kilroy Was Here." : > : >Now back to your regulary scheduled ASCII-art. : > : >___________________________Lex Friedman__________________________ : >Email: Lexf@epix.net On IRC: Quam : : Doesn't anyone want to answer my original question or is everyone : going to simply keep correcting me on something I was told? ==================================================================== The Legend of Kilroy, Mr. Chad and Luke the Spook ==================================================================== There were never any pictures associated with KILROY. He was an Inspector who used to sign his name on things he inspected. People saw this and so the saying "Kilroy was here" arose. Any pictures of Kilroy ( like the first one below ) are in fact pictures of that nosey character, Mr. Chad, who appeared during the Second World War. The slogan " Wotch it ! " also appeared on many Mr. Chad pictures. The other nosey character is Luke the Spook and there have been as many variants of Luke as there are Ascii Artists. .................................................. : ...... : : .:||||||||:. : : / \ : : ( o o ) : :-------@@@@----------: :----------@@@@---------: : `--' : : : : : : K I L R O Y S A Y S H I ! : :................................................: . : : : : : : . : : : : : . . . . . . : : : x : : x : : -------UUUU---------------- : : --------------UUUU--------- | : : | | `--' | | | | And so does Mr. CHAD | | | | so WOTCH IT !!! | | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------ . : : : : : : . : : : : : . . . . . . : : : x : : x : : -------UUUU---------------- : : --------------UUUU--------- | : : | | `--' | | | | Mr. CHAD says | | | | WOTCH IT !!! | | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------ Ben Rawluk (ad140@freenet.unbc.edu) wrote: : _______ : / . . \ : I I : --------OOO---| |---OOO-------------------- : (___) : Dis is Blinko! Feel his might! ############ ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ##### ##### ## ## # x # # x # ## -------####---------------- # # --------------####--------- | # # | | ## | | | | | | | | JUST WOTCHIT BLINKO !!! | | | | - Mr. Chad | | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------ -cfbd- Kilroy was not here ! *********************************************************************** ,,, ,,, (0 0) (* *) ---ooO-(_)-Ooo--- LUKE THE SPOOK ---ooO-(_)-Ooo--- and derivatives *********************************************************************** ,,, (o o) ----------------------------------------------------ooO-(_)-Ooo------- ,,, (. .) ----------------------------------------------------ooO-(_)-Ooo------- . |___ (}o o{) ----------------------------------------------------ooO-(_)-Ooo------- ,,, (o-o) ----------------------------------------------------ooO-(_)-Ooo------- ,,, ($ $) ---------------------------------------------------ooO-(_)-Ooo------- ,,, ---------------------------------------------------ooO(o o)Ooo------- (_) ,,, ----------------------------------------------------ooO(o o)Ooo------- v ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: "c:WINSOCKKA9QSPOOLMAIL" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Faces Date: Thu, 06 Jul 1995 20:07:00 GMT Message-ID: <79427880wnr@g6glx.demon.co.uk> This is a map of most of a font for the 'Figlet' program The font is called 'Eftiwall' ... ... ... ... (o o) (- o) (o -) (- -) ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo- ... ... ... ... (* *) (x x) (o O) (O o) ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo- ... ___ ,,, ooo ( oo) (o o) (o o) (o o) ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo- === +++ ### -*~*- (o o) (o o) (o o) (o o) ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo- *** ||| -`^'- /777 (o o) (o o) (o o) (o o) ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo- _/7 ))) ((( xxx (o o) (o o) (o o) (o o) ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo- _ ` ___ ' @__ ((_ >X< - (O o) - (o o) (o o) (o o) ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo- '*` \-^-/ ^^^ )|( (o o) (o o) (o o) (o o) ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo- ( | \|/ &&& _)_ |.===. (o o) (o o) (o o) {}o o{} ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo- ( ( ( ... |"| '. ___ .' ,,,,, o,*,(o o) _|_|_ ' (> <) ' /(o o)\ 8(o o)(_)Ooo (o o) ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO-(_)---Ooo----ooO--(_)--Ooo- _ ___ . . _|_|_ __MMM__ .|||. . .:::. (o o) (o o) (o o) :(o o): . ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo- ___ _ _ ___ vvv /\#/\ o' \,=./ `o /_\ `* (0~0) /(o o)\ (o o) (o o) ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo- _ _ # ___ # # ___ '\\-//` # <_*_> #=ooO=========Ooo=# '/_\ (o o) # (o o) # \\ (o o) // # (o o) ooO--(_)--Ooo--8---(_)--Ooo---------(_)--------ooO--(_)--Ooo- !!! o ` _ _ ' ` _ , ' ()_() ` /_\ ' - (OXO) - - (o)o) - (o o) - (o o) - ooO--(_)--Ooo--ooO'(_)--Ooo-ooO--`o'--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo- ___ # # # # _ _ . .'_#_`. # #..# # (_)-(_) ,-_-| |[o o]| # #O #) # (o o) ([o o]) ooO--(_)--Ooo-o#O-#(_#--#oo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo- n ((__)) ____/_\____ (00) (z z) nn--(o__o)--nn-ooO--(_)--Ooo- -------------------------------,------------------------------------------- ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ l ( _ \( ___)(_ _)( ___)( _ \ l 'When I give food to the poor, they )___/ )__) )( )__) ) / l call me a saint. When I ask why the poor (__) (____) (__) (____)(_)\_) l have no food, they call me a communist' peter@g6glx.demon.co.uk l (Dom Helder Camara) -------------------------------'------------------------------------------- _\\|//_ ////|\\\\ //(_"""_)\\ // (o)=(o) \\ ---oOOO--(_)--OOOo--- ////|\\\\ //( )\\ // (o)=(o) \\ ---oOOO--(_)--OOOo--- No clue. Thought he was your friend. Who is this guy? / No friend of What? \ / _ / mine. | / *** /\\\ _|_|_ You? |.===. (o o) (o o) (o o) (|o o|) ----ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo-ooO--(_)--Ooo---- Draconis@BYU.EDU http://acs1.byu.edu/~readingp/ _ ----------------------Ooo--( )--ooO---------------------------- (o o) ||| \ Oh, him! You don't wanna know! *********************************************************************** \\||// {^^^^^^} { @ @ } { ^^ } +____________oOOOo____((__))____oOOOo___________+ -D B Prell- \|/ @ @ +---------------- oO-(_)-Oo --------------------+ -D B Prell- ///|\\\ (( ~ ~ )) )) @ @ (( #-----------------------oOOo--V--oOOo---------------------# # Sharon DiOrio # # # Stamford, CT # email:diorio@netaxis.com # #---------------------------------------------------------# . . / \ / \ | | Something you don't want to see looking | | | |at the foot of your bed on Saturday morning| | | | \\\|/// | | | | \\ ~ ~ // | | | | (/ @ @ /) | | +--------------------------- oOOo-(_)-oOOo ------------------------------+ _ _ .ooo0 / ) ( \ 0ooo. ( ) / ( ) \ ( ) \ ( ( ) ( ) ) / \_) oooo0 0oooo (_/ (NC)Not Copyright,1995 R.Coughenour =========================================================================== [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Ping_Pong_Paddles.txt [Sportsline] Click on graphic to visit site! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 286 of 292 Subject: Table Tennis Bats ( Was The Belgian TT page ) From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1995/10/19 Message-Id: <4654p6$1t0@southern.co.nz> References: <462q0u$4up@rc1.vub.ac.be> Followup-To: alt.ascii-Art Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: rec.sport.table-Tennis,alt.ascii-Art Gaetan FRENOY (gafrenoy@othello.ulb.ac.be) wrote: : Eheheheh....thanx to all of you to support my efforts... : : : ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- : ** : FRENOY Gaetan * * : Universite Libre de Bruxelles * * : Belgique * * : ****** : E-mail : gafrenoy@othello.ulb.ac.be ** * : gafrenoy@is1.ulb.ac.be ** : WWW : http://othello.ulb.ac.be:1024/ : ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------- o _ O .------\------. ,_O _ o' / \ |\ \ \ \ `o TABLE TENNIS BATS __|\___|_`------\------`__ /|____ / | | | | \ | | -------------------------------------------------------------------- ** * * * * * * ****** ** * ** -Gaetan Frenoy- ...... .::::::::. :::::::::::: :::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: `::::::::::` _ ! ! (_) ! ! ~~~ -cfbd- Short pips - Out ,,,,,, ;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;; _ ! ! (_) ! ! -cfbd- ~~~ Long pips - Out ,,,,,,,, ,$$$$$$$$$$, ,$$$$$$$$$$$$, $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ `$$$$$$$$$$` _ ! ! (_) ! ! ~~~ -cfbd- Expensive Rubber - Pips in. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Aoxomona.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 282 of 292 Subject: Re: aoxomoxoa? From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1995/10/26 Message-Id: <46nh48$c5n@southern.co.nz> References: <44euhp$r4j@mozo.cc.purdue.edu> <45gq4n$ag@newsbf02.news.aol.com> <4654tt$1t0@southern.co.nz> <46i6bb$7vr@souther Followup-To: rec.kites,alt.ascii-Art Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: rec.kites,alt.ascii-Art Foxman (tsweet@lonestar.jpl.utsa.edu) wrote: : : Kewl Palindrome, but what does it mean? : OK...let Mr. Dean "AoxomoxoA" Jordan tell it like it is: ==================================================================== ________________ | \_____ __ | AoxoMoxoA |__| |_________ |________________ |::| | / /\**/\ | \.____|::|__| < ( o_o )_ | \::/ \._______\ (u--u \_) | (||___ )==\ ,dP"/b/=( /P"/b\ |8 || 8\=== || 8 `b, ,P `b, ,P -CyberPriestess- """` """` ==================================================================== From: ahclem0013@aol.com (AhClem0013) Newsgroups: rec.kites Subject: Re: aoxomoxoa? Date: 11 Oct 1995 12:07:51 -0400 Message-ID: <45gq4n$ag@newsbf02.news.aol.com> Once again the ol' aoxo has caught the attention of the folks new to our scene. Many people assume that this must be a reference to the Grateful Dead. Sorry, they got it from the same source i did. Rick Griffin. When i was a thirteen year old gremmie, Rick was going through his wholefood, surf spiritual, awakening. In some of his character "Murphy's" dreams there was a creature who was full on into the juice, while Murph was screaming "cowabunga" this space alien surfing wild eye was emoting "AoxomoxoA". Thus, was borne, for me anyway, aoxomoxoa. i heard about the dead a few years later when someone saw the aoxomoxoa on the top bar of my ten speed and wanted to know what it meant. "Hey, the dead's new album, cool, what does that mean?" and i'm sitting there thinking, the dead?!? whoa. Now since then, the word has come to mean a sort of perfection in life, a moment of purity if you will, and it certainly applies to kite flying and the kiters lifestyle. Most long time flyers and almost all buggiers know what aoxomoxoa is even if they have never heard the word. so, that is why we are an aoxomoxoa centered company, each kite has some aoxo built into it, and i always sign some form of aoxo somewhere on anything i do. love & aoxomoxoa dean jordan ==================================================================== [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Why_is_it_Called_ASCII_Art.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 8 of 292 Subject: Re: Why *is* it called ASCII Art ? From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/25 Message-Id: <4o6m25$f99@orm.southern.co.nz> References: Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art J. Melusky (whatfer@u.washington.edu) wrote: >On 20 May 1996, Ken West wrote: >> The ASCII.art FAQ mentions that >> > Before computers, ASCII art was made on typewriters, >> > teletype machines (5 bit), and was created typographically. There are even >> > tee-shirts with the :-) smiley. >> This raises a couple of questions: >> 1. What was it called when done on typewriters (before ASCII code was >> invented)? >Well, according to Andrew Belsey, who posted to this group awhile back, he >says that there is a book available called: >Typewriter Art, edited by Alan Riddell (London, 1975) ISBN >0-900626-99-2 >> >> 2. Why is it called ASCII art now? >> Now, with the prevalence of PCs, using ASCII characters, someone has >> decided that this character-based art is to be called ASCII art. >> When you think of it, once the characters are on paper, or even on a >> screen, the fact that they possibly were orginally stored with 5 or 6 or >> 7 or 8 bits inside some computer memory has nothing to do with the art >> itself; so, >> can someone clarify how the term "ASCII art" came about? And is there any >> rationale behind the fact that it clearly HAS come about? >> regards, Ken West >It wasn't just someone who popularized the phrase ascii-art. It was all >those who voted in alt.config. A year ago I subscribed to alt.config and >discovered that 100 votes plus a lot of convincing to create a new Usenet >group. I wish I was around to be a lurker back then but hey they made a >good vote of it! Maybe Scarecrow knows more about the alt.config story? I >don't even know if alt.config is still there? Ahhh break time is over. >take care, Jon ======================================================================== An Undefinitive History of Ascii Art ======================================================================== From: allenk@ugcs.caltech.edu (Allen Knutson) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Historical precedent for ASCII art? Date: 21 Jan 1994 07:11:02 GMT Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena Message-ID: <2hnv68$5qf@gap.cco.caltech.edu> Historically, have there been other forms of art that are akin to ASCII art, in using to create pictures a standard set of shapes not designed for it? All that occurred to me are some of Dali's great tricks, where several people form a skull and that sort of thing, but it's not quite the same. Perhaps a typesetter like [casts invocation] Kibo would know? Allen K. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: pk6811s@acad.drake.edu Subject: Re: Historical precedent for ASCII art? Message-ID: <1994Jan21.092347.1@acad.drake.edu> Lines: 19 Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA Date: Fri, 21 Jan 1994 15:23:47 GMT In article <2hnv68$5qf@gap.cco.caltech.edu>, allenk@ugcs.caltech.edu (Allen Knutson) writes: > Historically, have there been other forms of art that are akin to > ASCII art, in using to create pictures a standard set of shapes > not designed for it? All that occurred to me are some of Dali's > great tricks, where several people form a skull and that sort of > thing, but it's not quite the same. Quilts, cross-stitch, colored sands, colored brick and tile, mosaic tile, colored corn, kids' toy blocks, hand-held string figures, ... Give people something to work with and they will make art. My 'thing' is domino pictures, done much like the pixellated ascii except using complete sets of dominos. A 6' by 4' picture of an astronaut made of 40 sets of double-nines is on display at the Dial Center at Drake University. Paul Kline pk6811s@acad.drake.edu ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: peekstok@u.washington.edu (Anna Peekstok) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Historical precedent for ASCII art? Date: 21 Jan 1994 20:53:43 GMT Organization: University of Washington Message-ID: <2hpfcn$590@news.u.washington.edu> >Historically, have there been other forms of art that are akin to >ASCII art, in using to create pictures a standard set of shapes not >designed for it? There's a tradition in classical painting (i.e., Renaissance and after) of making up faces and figures out of vegetables, kitchen implements, etc. Anna Peekstok ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: jorn@MCS.COM (Jorn Barger) Newsgroups: alt.binaries.pictures.ascii,alt.ascii-art, alt.ascii-art.animation,alt.ascii-art.pixellated Subject: META A brief history of ascii-art groups on netnews Date: 13 Mar 1994 13:24:54 -0600 Organization: The Responsible Party Message-ID: <2lvpa6$jca@Mercury.mcs.com> References: In article on alt.binaries.pictures.ascii, Sandro Sherrod wrote: >Whats the difference between here and alt.ascii-art? With the exception >more posts over therE? A brief history of ascii-art groups on netnews: Rumor has it that there was an ascii-art group on alt years ago, that failed for lack of interest. No evidence has turned up, though. The main purveyor of fine ascii-art-archives during the early 90s had been Steven Sullivan, in his postings to rec.humor. Alt.config folklore says proposals for a new group had been coming up every few months, for some time before September 1993, when the discussion that led to alt.ascii-art began. Resistance in alt.config was intense, led by Tim Pierce who argued that ascii-art was binary and belonged in the alt.binaries.pictures.* hierarchy. He got a lot more support on this than seems credible, in retrospect. After a month of pointless hassling, the gordian knot was cut by Joel Furr newgrouping alt.ascii-art. It was generally agreed that alt.arts.ascii would have been the better choice (to keep the number of new first-level hierarchies down), but the group took off pretty quickly, so we decided to go with it.... except after a month, when it became clear a lot of sites weren't getting a.a-a, Tim took the opportunity to newgroup a.b.p.ascii, along with a request to rmgroup alt.ascii-art, already a thriving subculture! The tide of opinion turned against Tim at this point, and a rmgroup for abpa went out, resulting in sites that carried both, neither, *and* just one or the other-- but abpa has pretty well withered, while a.a-a has grown to where a split has been seriously discussed, and over-hasty newgroups posted for: alt.ascii-art.pixellated (by people wishing ascii-gifs would go away) and alt.ascii-art.animation (ditto for ansi animations) a.a-a.p seems to have vanished, but a.a-a.a gets occasional posts and may well be revived at some point. I wouldn't mind trying to move the asciigifs over to alt.binaries.pictures.ascii, since it's a group that won't go away... The plan for the future, now, is to create a *moderated* rec.arts.ascii (Bob Allison has volunteered to moderate). Anyone with experience proposing and creating a moderated big-7 group, or other constructive ideas, should write Bob or me... jorn ======================================================================== [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Proportional_Parrots.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 283 of 292 Subject: Re: RESULT: rec.pets.rodents.chinchillas fails 58:26 From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1995/10/23 Message-Id: <46h3bt$fb2@southern.co.nz> References: <45n7u7$b91@pipe1.nyc.pipeline.com><45s3th$1fl@southern. Followup-To: alt.ascii-Art Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: news.groups,alt.ascii-Art Michael Harmon (parrot@nyc.pipeline.com) wrote: : Thanks for taking the time to redraw my parrot, Colin. I'd like to know : which font you used. Your parrot looks lop-sided to me. (I used MS Sans : Serif Bold, 8 point, if you're interested.) : -- : . _...._ : / \ : / o _ o Sincerely, : ( \/ ) Michael Harmon : ) ( parrot@pipeline.com : ( - - - ) Parrot Consulting : ( ) & Software : ( ) New York City : [ ] : -----------------/l\ /l\------------------- : owner.powerbuilder.mailing.list : ------------------------------------------ : ( ) : ( __ _) You need to use a non-proportional font. My pictures are made using the PC-Write Wordprocessor which has only non-proportional spacing in Pica font. The screen is 80 columns x 24 lines and that can affect aspect ratios if viewed on a different screen. All this and more is in the excellent Ascii Art FAQ: -------------------- Extract from the Ascii Art FAQ --------------- 5 What is the best way to view ASCII art? For best results in viewing ASCII art, try: o A 'non-proportional' font, also called a 'mono-spaced' font. This is a font that displays the same number of characters per inch, no matter what the actual width of the characters. If you are viewing with a mono-spaced font, the two lines below should appear the same length. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM If they don't look the same length, try another font. Names to look for on various systems include: Monaco, Courier, Courier New, Video Terminal, System, TTY, VT100, Screen, Terminal, FixedSys, Line Printer, etc. o While most ASCII pics are made to be viewed on a monitor that displays 80 characters across, some ASCII pics are wider, say, 81 to 132 characters across. They are meant to be printed. Use a small, say, 4 point type, and view dark on light, or print them out. There are a few important things to remember when making, viewing, or talking about an ASCII art image. And they're obvious but almost always forgotten. o Even though different fonts may all be mono-spaced, they ARE different, and can make a picture LOOK different. Some artists may mention the font the picture was made with. o A font may be serif or sans-serif (serifs are the little feet on the characters). The ascenders and descenders may be straight or curved. And characters may be wide or narrow. o The weight, or heaviness of characters can vary. Serifs can make them look heavier. Often effected by weight inconsistencies are symbols like: # $ @ o Shapes can vary too: The more consistent shapes are: - / \ The more inconsistent shapes are: ~ ^ * & | ' [ ] < > 0 l y o Fonts from different countries may have different characters in them. Characters that may not appear in a font are: ^ ` # | { } ~ \ [ ] $ @ o Different systems display text differently. If you look at a picture on a terminal at a Unix site, and then bring it home and view it on a Mac, it will look different. On the Mac, it will be displayed shorter top to bottom. In other words, it will have a greater aspect ratio. Even though it contains the same number of lines. See ASCII Art Resources and ASCII Art Reference (the Web version of the FAQ) for an aspect ratio chart. ---------------------- End of extract -------------------------- ==================================== 26 Where is this FAQ available? ==================================== The FAQ is available from newsgroups, FTP, Gopher, WWW, email, finger: o Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii, alt.ascii-art, alt.binaries.pictures.ascii, alt.ascii-art.animation comp.graphics, news.answers, alt.answers, rec.answers, comp.answers o FTP Sites: -> Host: ftp.wwa.com Path: pub/Scarecrow File: FAQ URL: ftp://ftp.wwa.com/pub/Scarecrow/FAQ -> Host: rtfm.mit.edu Path: pub/usenet-by-group/rec.arts.ascii File: FAQ_-_ASCII_Art_Questions_&_Answers_(*.*_-_*_K) URL: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet-by-group/rec.arts.ascii -> Host: src.doc.ic.ac.uk Path: pub/usenet/news.answers/rec.arts.ascii File: FAQ_-_ASCII_Art_Questions_&_Answers_(*.*_-_*_K) URL: ftp://src.doc.ic.ac.uk/pub/usenet/news.answers/rec.arts.ascii o Gopher Servers: -> Hast: gopher.wwa.com Items: 3, 3 -> Hast: jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca Items: 10, 12, 1 -> Host: cc1.kuleuven.ac.be Items: 3, 3, 858 o World Wide Web: -> URL: http://gagme.wwa.com/~boba/scarecrow.html Select: ASCII ART FAQ (this file) Select: ASCII Art Resources (text version with samples of everything) Select: ASCII Art Reference (Web version with links to everything) o Email: -> Address: boba@wwa.com Subject: REQUEST FAQ Subject: REQUEST RESOURCES o Finger by typing the following at a prompt on mony sites: finger asciifaq@wwa.com (turn on text capture first) OR finger asciifaq@wwa.com | more (you can read it a page at a time) OR finger asciifaq@wwa.com > faq (saves it to a file called 'faq') ==================================================================== _...._ _...._ / \ / \ / o __ o \ / o _ o \ ( \/ ) ( \/ ) Sincerely, ) ( ) ( Susan Harmon ( - - - ) ( - - - ) parrot@pipeline.comine.com ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) [ ] [ ] -------/l\ /l\------------/l\ /l\------------------ ------------------------------------------------------ ( ) ( ) ( __ _) ( __ _) Meet the Harmons ! Feel free to use my diddles because I will attribute my revision of your original to you anyway in any future postings of Ascii parrot collections. BTW what do Parrots and Chinchillas have in common ? Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Row_Roo.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 138 of 292 Subject: Dutch Dude's Kangaroo From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/04/08 Message-Id: <4kbmvb$a7h@orm.southern.co.nz> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Dutch Dude wrote: > /\ /l > ((.Y(! > \ |/ > / 6~6, > \ _ +-. > \`-=--^-' > \ \ > _/ \ > ( . Y > /"\ `--^--v--. > / _ `--"T~\/~\/ > / " ~\. ! > _ Y Y./' > Y^| | |~~7 Dutch Dude > | l | / ./' > | `L | Y .^/~T > | l ! | |/| | > | .`\/' | Y | ! > l "~ j l j_L______ > \,____{ __"~ __ ,\_,\_ > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sorry Dutch Dude...that Kangaroo was originally done by Rowan Crawford, aka Row...someone must have removed the credit from your copy. :-( Here's the original: . /\ /l ((.Y(! \ |/ / 6~6, \ _ +-. \`-=--^-' \ \ _/ \ ( . Y /"\ `--^--v--. / _ `--"T~\/~\/ / " ~\. ! _ Y Y./' Y^| | |~~7 | l | / ./' | `L | Y .^/~T | l ! | |/| | | .`\/' | Y | ! Rowan Crawford. l "~ j l j_L______ \,____{ __"~ __ ,\_,\_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Cow_FAQ.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 87 of 292 Subject: Re: Mad Cow From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/04/18 Message-Id: <4l5r5t$9ii@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4kqh32$8hr@orm.southern.co.nz> <4ks5l1$jq5@newsbf02.news.aol.com> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art SweetCdn (sweetcdn@aol.com) wrote: >In article <4kqh32$8hr@orm.southern.co.nz>, cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin >Douthwaite) writes: > >>SweetCdn drew: >> >> >>> \\ >>> )) _ _ >>> // ((____)) >>> (( / \ >>> \\ ___ ____ __ ( O O ) >>> ( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ \ / >>> / @@@ @@@ (@@) --{ BITE ME } >>> { @@ @@@ o _/ >>> ( @@@@ >>> ~__--___--____---___--/ >>> / | | ( ) / | / | >>> | / / |||| | / | / >>> \\ \ \\ \\ -SweetCdn- >>> ^ ^ ^ ^ >> >> >> >> \\ >> )) _ _ >> // ((____)) >> (( / \ >> \\ ___ ____ __ ( O O ) >> ( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ ~~~~ \ / >> / @@@ @@@ (@@ ( ) --{ MILK ME } >> { @@ @@@ o _/ ~~ >> ( @@@@ | >> ~__--___--____---___--/ / >> / | | ( ) / | / | >> | / / |||| | / | / >> \\ \ \\ \\ >> ^ ^ ^ ^ >> >> >>I fixed your cow...she's not mad any more...hope you're not ! >> >> >Nope, not mad. But I didn't draw the cow, only did the BITE ME part. BTW, >do cows have horns? I think this is a transvestite bull. No wonder he/she >is mad. Yes, silly, most cows do have horns although some have just bumps where the horns have not grown through...similar in appearance to baby cows... ,_, (oo) --got milk? /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| -J. Frier- ~~ ~~ The difference between cows and bulls is not in the horns but in the udder parts... __________ (__) ,---------. / \ (___) (oo) | :\/: _ _ \ / |\/|,-.,- | (o o) /-------\/_/ : :: :: : ) ( | || || | |_ \ /--------\ / | ____|| \_ ' '`-'`-'/ \ | |`-'`-'___\ O|| || \ * ||"" || \__________/ \_________/ ||----/@|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Female Cow Male Cow Don't you commoon with nature very often ? Moomaid, mistress of bovinity and sacred keeper of the udder of death v v / (___) \ | (o o) | \_\ /_/ | | /~~~\ / \ ~~|~~|~ | | \ \ Moomaid ( There is no udder like her ) Bye, > [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Magic_Roundabout.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 108 of 292 Subject: Re: Magic roundabout From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/04/13 Message-Id: <4koa3a$gs1@orm.southern.co.nz> Distribution: world References: Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Gemma (gemma@g-dav.demon.co.uk) wrote: > >One of my first attempts at drawing anything: > > > \|/ ////\\\ ~Dougal~ > ///////////// . .\\ > /////////////| * |\\ > //////////////|_/\_|\\ > ///////////////\ \/ /\\ > \||||||||||||||||||||\\ > > >~Jude Hey now, I have been waiting over 2 years for a Magic Roundabout post and here it is...not bad at all. I had only recently been thinking of doing some of the characters myself as a change from Winnie-the-Pooh. The problem is getting those big black eyes...but Ermintrude seems a reasonable target. Are you going to do more ? Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Bearded_Man_with_Big_Nose.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 51 of 292 Subject: Re: Line-Talk: romantic images From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1996/05/12 Message-Id: <4n3rm5$70g@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <4m1ons$a9g@miso.wwa.com> <4m9iuh$oss@miso.wwa.com> <4mpvfi$6nq@miso.wwa.com> <4msehl$fab@miso.wwa.com> Organization: Southern InterNet Services Followup-To: rec.arts.ascii,alt.ascii-Art Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art Ren Tescher (ren@rap.ucar.edu) wrote: > >In article <4mpvfi$6nq@miso.wwa.com> math5jsv@math.canterbury.ac.nz (Julian S Visch) writes: >: >: >: ,@@SSSSs, ,sSSSSSs, >: @S;;;;sSs@SSS@sSs;;;;Ss >: @SSSSSSSs@SSS@sSSSSsSSS >: ,||S@SSSSS'SsssS'SSSSSSS|, >: ,||' @@SS'.SSS^SSS `SSSS `||, >: ,||' "" .SSSs sSSS. "" `||, >: ,||' sSSSS' 'SSSSs `||, >: ,|| ||, >: ||| .;'"";. .;'"';. ||| >: ||| , `.' , ||| >: \~\~\~\ | U U : U U ; /~/~/~/ >: \ * * \ ..". \/ ' \/ .".. / * * / >: \ * \,"" aP""Y,_,P""Ya "",/ * / >: \ ./ d' `"' 'b \. /| | /~\ \ | |_~ >: |\.' , , 8,:: ,8 , , ` /.| |__ \_/ \| |__ >: |<..'',;/, ,Y,: ,P' \,;,'';.>| >: \\\\////\\\\"Y,: ,P"\\\/\//\//// |_) | |~> |~\ (~ >: /\\///\\//\\"Y,; ,P"/\///\/\//\/ |_) | |~\ |_/ _) >: \\/\///\\\//\"Y,_,P"\\\/\\//\\\/X Tina L. Hesman, Normand >: //X\\\//////\\`Y'\///\\\//\/\// Veilleux, Bryant Fong, >: \\/\/\\\/\/\//\\/\/\/\\/\/\/ and Daniel C. Au >: \///\\/\/\\/\/\\\/\/\\/\/ >: \\/\/\//\//\/\///\/ >: "~^"`'~"~^"~^~ > >How many of you, when you first look at this one, see a bearded man >with a big nose? Lotsa people did...and still do... ..sSSsSs@SSS@sSsSSs,. .@SSSSSSSs@SSS@sSSSSsSSS. ,|SSS^^@SS'.SSS^SSS `SSSS.`||, ,||'SSSSS" .SSSs sSSS. "SSSS`||, ,|SSSSS" sSSSS' 'SSSSs `||, ,|| ||, ||' .;'"";. .;'"';. `|| (~"~\|| , `.' , ||/~"~) `\ || | ,;;, : .,;;, ; || /' `) ||., ".;;;;;;';;;;;;." .|| (' ,| `||;;, ';;;;' ';;;;` ,:||' |. (, _||,.; d' 'b .;'||_ ,) \_('|:.';;, , 8,:: ,8 ;;`:;|`)_/ |;..'',;;, ,Y,: ,P': ,;.'';.|| \;:, .;.;:',"Y,: ,P": :;:'`.::;/ \.;`,:',=.,;:"Yo.oP": ;.=":,;:':X /:;:d' ~"--"""""""--"~ `b:':/ \:CO, (((()))): ,OD:/ \:Y==--__ ((())): _-==Y:/ \;;,;:. (()): :';:/ ~`:;;:,...,:;'~ "`'~"~^" -after/ Tina Louise Hesman- Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Parrot_Diddle.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 288 of 292 Subject: Re: RESULT: rec.pets.rodents.chinchillas fails 58:26 From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1995/10/15 Message-Id: <45s3th$1fl@southern.co.nz> References: <45n7u7$b91@pipe1.nyc.pipeline.com> Followup-To: news.groups Organization: Southern InterNet Services Newsgroups: news.groups,alt.ascii-Art Michael Harmon (parrot@nyc.pipeline.com) wrote: > I haven't been reading this newsgroup for a while, Shame on you ! And after you having been one of the consortium that promoted and pursued this "animals.monster.*.misc" Re-org of the Century. :-( > but would someone please clue me in as to what the most recent > posts have to do with the topic: RESULT: > rec.pets.rodents.chinchillas fails 58:26? This thread developed from someone being worried about the future of the Alt newsgroup, "alt.chinchillas" when the rec.pets.rodents.chinchillas ( Yuk, what a bloated name ) failed. The ensuing arguments migrated towards the currently fashionable discussion of why and how Usenet newsgroups RFDs/CFVs affect/do not affect similar alt.groups when the Usenet group creations are successful. ( See the "alt.drugs" threads for the daddy-of-them-all in this Usenet/Altnet newgroup/rmgroup flamefest ). I tried retitling the thread to the subject "rmgroups" but it seems that the title " RESULT: rec.pets.rodents.chinchillas fails 58:26? " is a far more interesting and attractive subject title than "rmgroups" which isn't a proper English word anyway - just jargon. And...now that we are in nitpicking mode...this lop-sided Ascii Parrot in your Sig has offended my artistic sensibilites long enough in your postings, therefore I have done a more symmetrical revision of your parrot. If you wish to continue with your original version then you should propose the creation of the following newsgroup: "rec.animals.pets.birds.distorted.ascii.parrots" Hah !!! > _...._ > / \ > / o _ o Thanks. > ( \/ ) Michael Harmon > ) ( parrot@pipeline.com > ( - - - ) Parrot Consulting > ( ) & Software > ( ) New York City > [ ] > -----------------/l\ /l\------------------- > owner.powerbuilder.mailing.list > ------------------------------------------ > ( ) > ( __ _) _...._ / \ / o __ o \ ( \/ ) ) ( ( - - - ) ( ) ( ) -diddled by cfbd- [ ] ------------------/l\ /l\------------------- ------------------------------------------ ( ) ( __ _) Have a nice day ! :-) :-) Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/cfbd/Dalek_Cow.txt [Amazon Books] Click on graphic to visit site! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 290 of 292 Subject: Re: New Daleks? From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Date: 1995/09/13 Message-Id: <4363ob$8qk@southern.co.nz> References: <42i0ne$qdh@netnews.ntu.edu.tw> <42khvc$p4l@coranto.ucs.mun.ca> <42veve$8io@newsgate.dircon.co.uk> , Paul Taylor : wrote: : I don't think they'll be upgraded to the point of not being recognizable : -- I expect to see a console and a scanner; if there are Daleks, they'll : still have globes and eyestalks; Cybermen will still have their handles; : and the Police Box will still be blue. Here is a new kind of Dalek... ---------------- (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!!| ( ----0 ---------------- _\/_ /oooo\---O /oooooo\ /oooooooo\ /oooooooooo\ /____________\ a Dalek Cow ...or maybe it is a Moolek ?? Bye, [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/ARV/Camel_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 17 of 38 Subject: Re: Request; Camel ascii art for signature From: Alessio Roberti Vittory Date: 1996/03/22 Message-Id: <4iucqo$sme@inet-nntp-gw-1.us.oracle.com> References: <31518c8e.2093039@news.fyi.net> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-Ascii Organization: AKA MoSChiNo Mime-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art X-Mailer: Mozilla 1.2N (Windows; I; 16bit) Dum-de-dum... ___.-''''-. /___ @ | ',,,,. | _.'''''''._ ' | / \ | \ _.-' \ | '.-' '-. | ', | '', ',,-, ':; ',,| ;,, ,' ;; ! ; !'',,,',',,,,'! ; ;: : ; ! ! ! ! ; ; :; ; ; ! ! ! ! ; ; ;, ; ; ! ! ! ! ; ; ; ; ! ! ! ! ; ; ;,, !,! !,! ;,; /_I L_I L_I /_I Very little one. ,/\P II Five lines camel. ___, ___ (_ o|/ '. '| ,,,,,|'. H H LL LL -- /^^^ |/ /^^ /^^ __/^^ __ /^^ __ /^^^^/ __ /^^^ /^^ / /^^__ /^^ /^^ ^^ __ /^^^^/ (@)(-) /^^^__/|/|__/^^___/^^____/^^____/^^_/ _/^^^^/ \.'||'./ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -; ;; ;- *AKA AlEsSiO rObErTi ViTtoRy*(DaReI lA vItA PeR nOn MoRirE)/'..''..'\ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/ARV/Pig_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 18 of 38 Subject: Re: Request: PIGS From: Alessio Roberti Vittory Date: 1996/03/22 Message-Id: <4iumbm$55u@inet-nntp-gw-1.us.oracle.com> References: <1996Mar21.195154.14324@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Organization: AKA MoSChiNo Mime-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art X-Mailer: Mozilla 1.2N (Windows; I; 16bit) Thinking 'bout. __|\|\ _________ _/=F2=F2 \ |_ |? \__ ______ / \/\/ \/\/ ^___^. oink! (0)(0) '. / (=F2=F2) \ ....\.M...M...\...... ,,__ c'' )? '''' Pork chop, gnam gnam... _ I\ \'| \ .' '. __.' =E7 '---.......---.. :___ '-._? '. ! '. ; '-. ...__ _ .' \ ; '''''--'' ;. ! ...''''...''.: ;.....''....| /.' ;...''.'...'.'.'.. //_| /_| /_| ____ /// \ .''. | \_____ '..=3D=3D_________ _|\|\______ _/# inSerT '. :_ CoinS ! :- '.__________.' VV VV Sorry but I started draw in ascii a week ago... -- /^^^ |/ /^^ /^^ __/^^ __ /^^ __ /^^^^/ __ /^^^ /^^ / /^^__ /^^ /^^ ^^ __ /^^^^/ (@)(-) /^^^__/|/|__/^^___/^^____/^^____/^^_/ _/^^^^/ \.'||'./ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -; ;; ;- *AKA AlEsSiO rObErTi ViTtoRy*(DaReI lA vItA PeR nOn MoRirE)/'..''..'\ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/ARV/Bat_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 13 of 38 Subject: Re: please please please, now i'm begging....REQ: vampire ascii art From: Alessio Roberti Vittory Date: 1996/03/22 Message-Id: <4itu36$qhu@inet-nntp-gw-1.us.oracle.com> References: <4inhib$2jn@news.ecn.bgu.edu> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-Ascii Organization: AKA MoSChiNo Mime-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art X-Mailer: Mozilla 1.2N (Windows; I; 16bit) Batman logo...very poor. /|_M_|\ | | \|^V^|/ The bat...new release... ,, ,,,,,,, ) ', ; ,( ) ; ,' ,( ), ', ;' ,( ) ', ,' ( ), ; ,' ,( ) ; ) ,( ) ; ;,( ')', ,',; ;^;;^;' (, '0..0' ',. 'VV',.,;.,,; Another one... /(__M__)\ /, , , ,\ /' ' 'V' ' '\ Nice. ____. .____ ..' ''\ /'' '.. .' .. . .'\. ./. . .. '. ')__.' ... '.) (.' ... '.__(' ' )_.' . : : . '._( ' )_.__.' '. .' '.__._( )__.' '. .' '.__( ' \._..:^::^:.._./ ' ' :o..o: ' .:'!!':. '' '' -- /^^^ |/ /^^ /^^ __/^^ __ /^^ __ /^^^^/ __ /^^^ /^^ / /^^__ /^^ /^^ ^^ __ /^^^^/ (@)(-) /^^^__/|/|__/^^___/^^____/^^____/^^_/ _/^^^^/ \.'||'./ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -; ;; ;- *AKA AlEsSiO rObErTi ViTtoRy*(DaReI lA vItA PeR nOn MoRirE)/'..''..'\ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/ARV/Shark_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 12 of 38 Subject: Re: req:shark From: Alessio Roberti Vittory Date: 1996/03/22 Message-Id: <4iu9u9$sj9@inet-nntp-gw-1.us.oracle.com> References: <4iscqt$i74@bertrand.ccs.carleton.ca> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Organization: AKA MoSChiNo Mime-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art X-Mailer: Mozilla 1.2N (Windows; I; 16bit) Probably someone can does it better... ______ /T \ '/_| vv| o '' \ ^-'^^'--^^^^^^^^^ The Shark 2.0 beta , ___________ /| \ \/ | Vv\ @ '.| A^^: // \ ^^^^^^^^^^'^^^^^^^^^'^^^ Little better... .'T .' : ______________ .' : \ ''''---...___.' : \ O '''..__ : ¯ VvVvV\ ¯ // ¯ 'L--..._ ¯ ¯ AAAAAN ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ '-.. ^^Y^^'^^^^Y^^Y^^^Y^^^^Y^Y^Y^^^^^^^^^^Y^^^^^^Y^Y^^ Minimalism... _______/T______ /| '>;____________><_I v Comic. /T .\/..----..__ / | __..--(o)(O) ''-./_ | \ / / 'I._ MMMMMMM '._ ^^^^\^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Tiny SD shark four lines. /___\ /T __(0)(0)--/_I \ '-_ ^^BBBBB^^^^^^^^^^^ -- /^^^ |/ /^^ /^^ __/^^ __ /^^ __ /^^^^/ __ /^^^ /^^ / /^^__ /^^ /^^ ^^ __ /^^^^/ (@)(-) /^^^__/|/|__/^^___/^^____/^^____/^^_/ _/^^^^/ \.'||'./ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -; ;; ;- *AKA AlEsSiO rObErTi ViTtoRy*(DaReI lA vItA PeR nOn MoRirE)/'..''..'\ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/ARV/Batman_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 8 of 38 Subject: Line: (Rastafarian ?) Batman ASCII From: Alessio Roberti Vittory Date: 1996/03/23 Message-Id: <4j11jr$f8b@miso.wwa.com> Sender: boba@sashimi.wwa.com References: <4irfot$39o@miso.wwa.com> Organization: AKA MoSChiNo Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii,alt.ascii-Art SD batman _N\ /_ | B_||. /_ | '. 0_ m.,,; //_| SD batman II, the revenge. ^._.^ _ 'h i' _ /-\|---|/-\ / //\-^-/\\ \ ;_//.=(Y)=.\\_; ; mn :-._.-: nm ; | . || || . | |/' '/_I L_\' '\| Batman. T\ T\ | \| \ | | : _____I__I | .' '. .' ' | .. ' | /__. | :.' -' | /__. | /__, \ | |__\ _| | : '\ .'| | |___|_,,,/ | | _..--. ,--_- | /' \../ / /\\ ,'|_ I---| 7 ,,,_/ / , / _\\ ,-- 7 \| / ___..,,/ / , ,_/ '-----. / , \ |/ ,____,,,__,,__/ '\ , , \__,,/ | | '. _..---.._ !. ! | .' z_M__s. '. | .:' | (-_ _--') : L ! .'. '. Y _.' \, : . '-----' ! . . / \ . . -- /^^^ |/ /^^ /^^ __/^^ __ /^^ __ /^^^^/ __ /^^^ /^^ / /^^__ /^^ /^^ ^^ __ /^^^^/ (@)(-) /^^^__/|/|__/^^___/^^____/^^____/^^_/ _/^^^^/ \.'||'./ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -; ;; ;- *AKA AlEsSiO rObErTi ViTtoRy*(DaReI lA vItA PeR nOn MoRirE)/'..''..'\ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/ARV/Bat.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 20 of 38 Subject: Re: Bat Request From: Alessio Roberti Vittory Date: 1996/03/21 Message-Id: <4irlad$oa5@inet-nntp-gw-1.us.oracle.com> References: <4in4on$ee2@news.gem.co.za> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-Ascii Organization: AKA MoSChiNo Mime-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art X-Mailer: Mozilla 1.2N (Windows; I; 16bit) I started to draw in ascii very recently... ..maybe it look more like an owl... ._. _.____. ) \. / .( ) | .' .( ). ). .' .( ) |. .' ( ). ; ./ .( ) | ) ( ).; :.( )| .|.; .^--^./ (. ;0..0; \ 'vv'_.:_.; m M P.S. Could anyone draw a fly for meeeee!?! I can't believe there is not someone able to do it!!! '__' \O__O/ _____ __________ ==x||x==__________________ ( / / AlEsSiO /^||^\ ...DaReI lA vItA | / _____| RoBerTi /^^||^^\ pEr noN mOrIRe... | \ \ | ViTtoRy \^^||^^/ |____\ \ |* MoSChiNo *'-''-' (Space Left Blank) | / |______________________________________/ /____) [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/ARV/Spider_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 11 of 38 Subject: Re: Toothbrush and Spider, Please From: Alessio Roberti Vittory Date: 1996/03/22 Message-Id: <4itqrt$q0o@inet-nntp-gw-1.us.oracle.com> References: <0000042A00000ACE@prostar.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Organization: AKA MoSChiNo Mime-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art X-Mailer: Mozilla 1.2N (Windows; I; 16bit) No one said It would be simple... .,,.,., .^'^.' '. ;._.;//=\\=\\=\\ V V ;;'||'||'|| '' '' '' '' Gimme a break! .,,..,, .,' ',. ,' .. .. ', .,) ; ; ; ; (,. .' ; '' '' ; '. ' '. () () .' '. '.() ... ().' '. ',,/VVV\,,' '. | |¯ ; ¯ ',' ... ; ¯ .' '. ; SLURP! ¯; ; ; ¯ '...' .' .--U--. .' .' ( .._. ' .' ( _._. .'' (..,.,.' Not very inherent... SWEET TO THE SWEETS * /7=\ * ** I || ** *** V || *** **** .''. **** ***** ;____; ***** If you stand in front of your window and say five times: 'Bill Gates' Something bad can happen... ****************** ****************** ****************** ****************** ****************** ****************** ****************** ****************** ********* ******** ******** ********* ******* ********* ******** ******** ****** ********* ********* ****** ***** ******** ******** ***** ***** ******* ****** ***** ***** ****** ****** ***** * **** **** **** **** * ** **** *** *** **** ** **** **** ** ** **** **** * **** *** * * * * *** **** * ** ****** **** * * **** ****** ** *** **** ***** ***** **** *** ***** ******** * * ******** ***** ***************** ***************** ************************************* ************************************* ..I quit... As ever, whatever I say, It's just my opinion... | | | Alexio. P.S. | | | | .-, ,, ,-. | _ \(::)/ _ / | \ ( '.3 E.' ) ;_/,L-,\_; /'__'\ \._/3 E\_./ ( ) \_./(::)\._/ '' '__' \O__O/ _____ __________ ==x||x==__________________ ( / / AlEsSiO /^||^\ ...DaReI lA vItA | / _____| RoBerTi /^^||^^\ pEr noN mOrIRe... | \ \ | ViTtoRy \^^||^^/ |____\ \ |* MoSChiNo *'-''-' (Space Left Blank) | / |______________________________________/ /____) [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/ARV/Fly_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 15 of 38 Subject: Do iT yOuRsElF! From: Alessio Roberti Vittory Date: 1996/03/22 Message-Id: <4its7p$q0o@inet-nntp-gw-1.us.oracle.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Organization: AKA MoSChiNo Mime-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art X-Mailer: Mozilla 1.2N (Windows; I; 16bit) I'm very sad 'cause no one had draw a little, scummy fly for me. Maybe I should ask somethin' a bit more difficult. Like a cyberfly walking inside a moebius ring escher-textured. Well...so If I want a fly, I got to do it myself... __ -. () () .- '\.';;'./' .-\.' ;; './-. ; ;; ; ; .''. ; ''' ''' ..look down... __ -. (.)(.) .- '\.';;'./' .-\.' ;; './-. ; ;; ; ; .''. ; ''' ''' ..intelligent one... __ -. (o)(o) .- '\.';;'./' .-\.' ;; './-. ; ;; ; ; .''. ; ''' ''' ..too much coffe... __ -. (O)(O) .- '\.';;'./' .-\.' ;; './-. ; ;; ; ; .''. ; ''' ''' ..zzzzleep..... __ -. (-)(-) .- '\.';;'./' .-\.' ;; './-. ; ;; ; ; .''. ; ''' ''' Fell bad... __ -. (x)(x) .- '\.';;'./' .-\.' ;; './-. ; ;; ; ; .''. ; ''' ''' Paul Newman eyes... __ -. (¯)(¯) .- '\.';;'./' .-\.' ;; './-. ; ;; ; ; .''. ; ''' ''' ..Xtranged... __ -. (¯)(o) .- '\.';;'./' .-\.' ;; './-. ; ;; ; ; .''. ; ''' ''' Pound eyes? __ -. (#)(#) .- '\.';;'./' .-\.' ;; './-. ; ;; ; ; .''. ; ''' ''' Ok, and now, a SIGN! ___ ____________________ ________ ______ / |/ / / __/ ___/ /_/ /_/ |/ / / / / / /__ / /__ __ / / /| / / / /__/|/|__/___/____/____/_/ /_/_/__/ |__/___/ Add some effect. ___ ________________________ / |/ / / __/ ___/ __ / /| ----/ / / /__ / /__ __ /---/|--/ | /---|/--------- /__/|/|__/___/____/____/_/ /_/ |/ Fly in five lines? __ . (o)(-) . '.';;'.' -; ;; ;- /'..''..'\ Another one. __ (@)(-) \.'||'./ -; ;; ;- /'..''..'\ I like much more my short nickname... ___ ________________________ / |/ / / __/ ___/ __ / /| ----/ / / /__ / /__ __ /---/|--/ | /---|/--------- /__/|/|__/___/____/____/_/ /_/ |/ Kepp trying. ___ ___ ___ __ __ _______ | |/ | | | | _| | | | _ | /| --| |---| | |--|_ |--| _|--| |-----/ | /----/|/---- |__/|/|__| |___| |__| |__| |___|___| |/ Stay with us... |/ / / __/ __ / __ / /| ---- /-- / /--__ /-- /----- __ /---/|--/ | /---|/--------- __/|/|__/ ___/ ____/ ____/ _/ _/ |/ Nice... ~~~~~~~ |/ /~~ /~~ __/~~ __ /~~ __ /~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ /~~ / /~~__ /~~ /~~~~~ __ /~~~~~~~ ~~~~~__/|/|__/~~___/~~____/~~____/~~_/ _/~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why not? |\ |\ ___________________ | \| \ \ __\ \ _ \ | \ \ \__ \ __\ \ _| |\|\ \____\____\____\__\_\________________ /__/ \_____________________________________\ UGHHHly... seems J.I.Joe or similar... |\ |\ ___________________ _| \| \ \ __\ \ _ \ __ / | \ \ \__ \ __\ \ \ | _| |\|\ \____\____\____\__\_\_ | \__/ \_______________________/ ^^^ |/ /^^ /^^ __/^^ __ /^^ __ /^^^ ^^^ /^^ / /^^__ /^^ /^^ ^^ __ /^^^ ^^^__/|/|__/^^___/^^____/^^____/^^_/ _/^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ..for the moment... -- /^^^ |/ /^^ /^^ __/^^ __ /^^ __ /^^^^/ __ /^^^ /^^ / /^^__ /^^ /^^ ^^ __ /^^^^/ (@)(-) /^^^__/|/|__/^^___/^^____/^^____/^^_/ _/^^^^/ \.'||'./ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -; ;; ;- *AKA AlEsSiO rObErTi ViTtoRy*(DaReI lA vItA PeR nOn MoRirE)/'..''..'\ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Home ] - ] [ Search ] - ] [ Contacts ] - ] [ Help ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/surfplaza/ascii-art/ARV/Anubi_Collection.txt [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Reply] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Article 14 of 38 Subject: Who wanted an Anubi? From: Alessio Roberti Vittory Date: 1996/03/22 Message-Id: <4itqvs$q0o@inet-nntp-gw-1.us.oracle.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Organization: AKA MoSChiNo Mime-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-Art X-Mailer: Mozilla 1.2N (Windows; I; 16bit) ANUBI...but It looks like Rin Tin Tin... .. .. ... .' ;' ; ;''''. ;| ; |; ;; ; ;| ; |; ;;. ; ; ~~~~',,,,,,, '. ' ; ; -Á ; '; ; ; .....' ; ; ; _; ; ; ; __(o)__. ; ; .; '\--\\--\ .' ; .'\ \_.._._\\......,.,.; ; .'' | ; '; ' .' ; | .' ;..,,.,,,,.' ; | .' ...' '. \ .' ,' \\ '. ;' .; \\ '. .' '-' '.. .' ''' Still Rin Tin Tin, I'm just jockin' HA. HA. HA. ___________.. .._______________...________ .' ;' ; ;''''. __________;| ; |;____________;; ;______ __________;| ; |;____________;;. ;______ ; ~~~~',,,,,,, '. ' ; ; -Á ; '; ; __________; .....'________; ;_____ __________; _;_____________; ;_____ ; __(o)__. ; ; .; '\--\\--\ .' ; _______.'\ \_.._._\\......,.,.; ;_____ ____.'' | ; '; ' .'_____ ; | .' ;..,,.,,,,.' ; | .' ...' ___'. \ .' ,' |\\__________________ _____'. ;' .; |_\\_________________ '. .' | '-' '.. .' ''' Maybe if I could have a model or something... What 'bout a Snoopy? (ok, It's not *exactly* the same, but...) .--.__ | ;'__P '.;\ | .) ';.L It isn't Rin Tin Tin... he's his cousin... /|/| | |_|_ | -Á '''P | |---' Cooly 'nuby... /|/| | |_|_ |--O-O'''P | |---' ..I quit! Alexio. 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I usually update this site with new ASCII Art around the > beginning of the month. As always, I welcome your responses and > feedback... > Please keep in mind that even though I have posted my ASCII art on > this website, the pictures follow internet copyright laws and still > remain my property. If you would like to use any of this ASCII art > for personal reasons, and/or if you would like to link to this > site, or if you are having difficulties copying these pictures, > PLEASE READ GUIDELINES https://web.archive.org/web/20091028023223/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/please.htm Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20091028023223/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373 Date: 2021-05-25 Curator: Joan Stark Author: Joan Stark (jgs) File: mirrors/jgs/data/midiinfo.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/midiinfo.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Midi Files Found On This Site I tried to coordinate the music to go along with the themes of the certain pages... I hope that some of you found amusement and enjoyment in it... .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Rainbow Connection (AOL) Punk-Rushing Christmas (AOL) Under the Sea (Disney) Dry Bones (AOL) BINGO (e) Climb Every Mountain (AOL) Flight of the Bumblebee (AOL) Sunrise/Sunset (AOL) Flight of the Bumblebee (e) Sunrise/Sunset (e) Never Smile at A Crocodile (Disney) Cmon Aboard theTrain (AOL) Auld Lang Syne (AOL) Tequila (e) Funny Valentine (AOL) Ba-Hey (AOL) Easter Parade (AOL) O Canada (AOL) Star & Stripes Forever (v# 1) (AOL) U.S. Marine Corp (e) Stars & Stripes Forever (v# 2) (Clarke) It's a Small World (e) Battle of Aughrim (AOL) Brown Eyed Girl (AOL) Nightmare Before Christmas (AOL) Brain Damage (AOL) Christmas Medley (unknown) Take Me Out to the Ball Game (e) Baby Face (AOL) Creep (AOL) Trumpet Voluntary (AOL) Twilight Zone Theme (e) Happy Birthday (AOL) 1812 Overture (Apple City) Puff the Magic Dragon (e) Arabian Nights (e) Follow Him(AOL) Another Day in Paradise (v# 1)(AOL) Zorba's Dance (e) Another Day in Paradise (v# 2) (e) Dance of the Clown (unknown) Tears in Heaven (AOL) Tip Toe Through the Tulips (AOL) Don't Cry for Me Argentina (e) Pink Panther Theme(AOL) Steel Drums (AOL) You're a Good Man C. Brown (AOL) In the Summertime (e) Peanuts Theme (e) Teddy Bear Picnic (AOL) Little Known Facts (AOL) Casper (theme from movie) (AOL) Old McDonald Had a Farm (AOL) Color My World (e) Brave Sir Robin (Monty Python) (AOL) Einsamer (e) Amazing Grace (e) Chess Overture (sb) Nutcracker Suite (e) Heaven Help My Heart (sb) Computer Love (e) Chess (sb) Green Acres (AOL) Pity the Child (sb) Stairway to Heaven (AOL) Chess Quartet (L) Age of Aquarius (AOL) Popeye the Sailor Man (L) You've Got A Friend (Disney) Teddy Bear's Picnic (L) Winnie the Pooh theme (Disney) Baby Elephant Walk (L) Disney Theme (Disney) LooneyToons (L) We Gather Together (AOL) Camelot (L) On Eagle's Wings (AOL) Freebird (L) Pooh Corner (AOL) Wild World (L) Christmas/Holiday Midi Information .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. I must thank the sources for the various midi files... many were found as 'freely distributed' in AOL's software library. Others were found at the following locations: ( L ) Laura's Midi Heaven (what a site!) http://laurasmidiheaven.simplenet.com/ (down link) ( sb ) - sequenced by Sean Barnes sean.barnes@zetnet.co.uk ( Disney ) - found at a Disney Midi Site http://members.aol.com/wdwjoe/ (down link) ( Apple City ) - found at Apple City Midi Site http://www.applecity.com/Midi/index.html ( Clarke ) - found at B. Clarke's Midi Site http://www.geocities.com/Pentagon/6179/ (down link) ( e ) - unavailable site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/97augsep.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/97augsep.htm <<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>> ...August/September 1997 Edition of ASCII Art by "jgs"! <<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>> -=[ Ode to Princess Diana ]=- 9/97 PAPARAZZI .-'`\-,/^\ .-. .-. /^\,-/`'-. / | \ ( ee\ __ __ /aa ) / | \ | | |__/,--.`"` `, ,' `"`.--,\__| | | | / .__/ `"""",/ \,""""` \__. \ | | / / | _____________________ | \ \ | .'.-' /__/ |-._`-._ :| |: _.-'_.-| \__\ '-. '. `"`| |';-;_` | `-._`:| |:`_.-' | `_;-;'| |`"` jgs |/ /-)))))) |-------`-' '-'-------| ((((((-\ \| |------_.-. .-._------| | _.-'_.:| |:._`-._ | |-'_.-' :| |: `-._`-| '~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' ';. .---., \ Princess Diana {}-.__,>=======;================== `----' ,/ .;' CHARACTERS -=[ Garfield ]=- 7/97 -./\\_//\.- -`/ .-.-. \`- |=|__|__|=| |=\_o,o_/=| \-(_.^._)-/ jgs `-.___.-` -=[ Bert and Ernie ]=- 7/97 \WWW/ / \ /wwwww\ _| o_o |_ \WWWWWWW/ (_ / \ _) _.'` o_o `'._ | \_/ | (_ (_) _) : ~~~~~ : '.'-...-'.' \_____/ (`'---'`) [ ] jgs `"""""` `"""""` \WWW/ / \ /wwwww\ _| o_o |_ \WWWWWWW/ (_ / \ _) _/` o_o `\_ | \_/ | (_ (_) _) : ~~~~~ : \ '-...-' / \_____/ (`'-----'`) [ ] jgs `"""""""` `"""""` -=[ Bugs Bunny ]=- 8/97 /\ /\ | \ \ `\ | \ \ `\ \ \ \ | \ \| | \ \ | \ |\ | .-' .--. | /^\ ' .-. ( /\ / \ \ | | | | | .'`|O|/ |__O|.'--. { '/___, \ `. ';(_Y_) `-'/ .' \ \\\_| .' _.-' `'.`._.'.''` jgs `-..' -=[ Bugs Bunny ]=- 3/97 .-. | \ __ ( `\ / | \ \ / | | | `\ / / | |\ \ /` / / | | \ \ ./' / / | | \ \ / _/| | | | \ \ /' _/ | | | | \ \ /' / / ) | ( \ \ / / / / ( \ \ \ / / / / \ \ ) ) / / / / \ \ | | / / / / \ \ | | / / / / \ \ | | / / / / \ \ | | ( / / /' \ \| | | / /' /' \ \ /`. |`. \/' /' \ `-;-;-; /' `\ < > .-"-. .-\ / .' ,__ ` \ | | \ /\ | |__ \ |_ \ _.------.._| o\ | |o`|\_ ,-`. `. | | | |''`'-._._ _.-'. `:_|.__|/`'.-- - ;_ ` ' ' ``--.```--.. \/`..--''' ; `-. .-``. -.,-..__._.._._.__. ;`-. 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( ( |.-"` `'\ '-( / //.-' \ \/ {}{} | /-. /.-' \| / '..' \ , / ( __`;-;'__`) `//'` `||` jgs+/- _// || .-"-._,(__) .(__).-""-. / \ / \ \ / \ / `'-------` `--------'` champagne/mustache/arm added by: fwiese@dataweb.nl (miK) .-"""-. / . - \ \ / .-""-.,:.-_-.< / _; , / ).| \ ; / ` `" '\ '.-| ;-.____, | ., \ `._~_/ / /"/ ,. /`-.__.-'\`-._ ,",' ; \"\ / /| o \._ `-._; / ./-. ; ';, / / | ’___\ `-.,( / //.-' :\ \\;_.-" ; |.-"`` `\ /-. /.-' :\ .\),.-' / }{ | '..' \ .-\ | , / '..' ;' , / ( __ `;--;'__`) `//'` `||` _// || .-"-._,(__) .(__).-""-. / \ / \ \ / \ / `'--=="--` `--""==--'`jgs+/-miK -=[ Mickey Mouse ]=- 7/97 .-"-. .-"-. / \ _____ / \ \ ` ` / `--/,'^^'.'^^',\--` || /^\ /^\ |\ |\ |0| _ |0| /| \_\`~`.-.`~`/_/ / '-' \ \ `-,...,-` / jgs '-._ \^/ _.-' `"""` -=[ Steamboat Willie ]=- 7/97 __ __ / `\ _ /` \ \_ ` ` _/ /'^'.'^'\ | O O | \ o / jgs '._-_.' -=[ Eeyore ]=- 7/97 /`"'-,__ \/\)` `'-. // \ .--.\ '. //|-. \_o `-. \---._ || \_o\ _.-.\`'-' `-. || |\.-'` | `. || | \ \ | `\ \| / \ ,\' / \ `' `---' ; `)) .-' | .-.// .-. .' ,;=D / // / \ .' || |..-' | '-' // (( \ .===. _,// '`'--`'---''',--\_/-;-'` jgs `~/^\` '===' -=[ Winnie the Pooh ]=- 8/97 _ / \ .--. | |--._/ | .'\ / . `'._/ / : \ / : ) ; .-. .-.' | () _() | `-. | , (__) __\ /| .') \'-)____ ; \ .' /_ `\-. `-._ `-'' .' / jgs ) _ `'-....' .'-. /` `. < '. / ' --' '. \ | ; .--= \_.-'\ |_.-----._; `-. \ /| | ___...--; \ ; | \__..--'' \-` \ : \ \ | | : \ \ | / : \ ; /`---' \ '. / / \ . `----' . .-' `. / \__..-` | `| | / | / / | / .'__ | _.' ` `. \ `"-. / '._ /____.-' '-.____.' -=[ Winnie the Pooh ]=- 8/97 .--, .-. __,,,__/ | / \-'` `-./_ | | `) \ ` `\ ; / , , | | / : O /_ | O .--;__ '. | ( )`. | \ `-` / | \ ,_ _.-./` / \ \``-.( / | `---' /--. ,--\___..__ _.' /--. jgs \ `-._ _`/ ' '. .-' ` ' . `` ' ; -=[ Piglet ]=- 8/97 |\ _, \_|/ | .' `\/ _o o` | ()` ; __ `--' / \_`\ `.___/ \ \ /=====\ \ |=====/`\ `|=====| | |=====| | |=====\_\ \======/ /`--/^`\ jgs \ |\ | (___(___) ,===, ,, ,==, ,, ,===,,====, ||__))||// __ || ||__ || || ||\\ |||| || || '' '' '===''===''===' '' -=[ Chuck E. Cheese ]=- 9/97 _ .---. ." ". .---. / -. \|___|/ .- \ | | (_____) | | \ ; /-|-\ ; / '-.' \0|0/ '.-' / .-' _ '-. \ | ( / \ ) | '. '._\_/_.' .' '-. `\_|_/` .-' jgs `-.___.-` -=[ Glinda, Wizard of Oz ]=- 9/97 .*. *' + '* , , *'|'* |`;`;`;`| | |:.'.'.'| | |:.:.:.:| | |::....:| | /` / ` \ | ( .' ^ \^) |_., ( \ -/( ,~`| `~./ )._=/ ) ,, { | ( )| (.~` `~, { | \ _.' \ ) } ; | ;`\ `)-` } _.._ '.(\, ; `\ / `. }__.-'__.-' ( (/-;~~`; `\_/ ; .'` _.-' `/|\/ .'\. /o\ ,`~~`~~~~` \| ` .' \'--' '-` |--',==~~`) (`~~==,_ jgs ,=~` `-. / `~=, ,=` `-._/ `=, -=[ bookworm ]=- 9/97 .-..-. (-o/\o-) /`""``""`\ \ /.__.\ / \ `--` / `)..(' , /::::\ , |'.\::::/.'| _| ';::;' |_ (::) || (::) _. "| || |" _(:) '. || .' /::\ '._||_.' \::/ /::::\ /:::\ \::::/ _\:::/ /::::\_.._ _.._ _.._ _.._/::::\ \::::/::::\/::::\/::::\/::::\::::/ jgs `""`\::::/\::::/\::::/\::::/`""` `""` `""` `""` `""` -=[ Miss Piggy ]=- 9/97 __ __ / '. .' \ | |`\ \ / /`| | \.--' '-' '--./ .' .-'"'"'-. 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ANIMALS -=[ seahorses ]=- 7/97 |\_ /(>a) _ / /\( /.\/ ^| \\ |. { ^ ; ` \_/| ^/ |^/_ |^(,\ jgs \ `/ `` ,_ /.\ {>) ` jgs `((_, `"` -=[ snail ]=- 7/97 ___ .'`__ '. / / \ \ \ `-'/ /--. jgs /'-=-'` ( __") ~~~~~~~ `""""""""` -=[ apple and worm ]=- 7/97 __ \_} .-./--. /# ^^ \ __ | | ("_\ .-. .-. /) \ / \\_//^\\_//^\\_// jgs `"`"` `"` `"` `"` -=[ worms/snakes ]=- 7/97 __ (\ .-. .-. /_") \\_//^\\_//^\\_// jgs `"` `"` `"` __ (\ .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. /_") \\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_// jgs `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` __ ("_\ .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. /) \\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_// jgs `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` -=[ peacock ]=- 7/97 _ _ __/o'V'o\__ __/o \ : / o\__ /o `. \ : / .' o\ _\ '. /"\ .' /_ /o `-._ '\v/' _.-` o\ \_ `-./ \.-` _/ /o ``---._/ \_.---'' o\ \_________\ /_________/ '\_/' jgs _|_|_ -=[ owls ]=- 7/97 _ _ \'-.__.-'/ / (o)(o) \ \ \/ / /'------'\ /, .. , \ /// .::::. \\\ ///\ :::::: /\\\ jgs '' ).''''.( `` =====(((====)))===== |\--/| |o\/o| .----\ /----. / / / /`~~`\ \ \ \ / / / /|::::|\ \ \ \ '-'-'-'-\::::/-'-'-'-' jgs (((^^))) -=[ penguin ]=- 8/97 ___ / \ \ ^/_\ / \ | \\ | |\ | || / / / /---' / jgs /-----'=== -=[ toucan ]=- 8/97 .:%@&'@&:. .::&@&'&::. .::&@.&@:' '::&.@&@' ':: @.&@:' .:@&.@'___ .::@&::' '_.:-' `', ':&.@&@:. _.-'' _.-' .:&@&::. ____.-' _.-:. .&'@@.&@' .::.-.\ _.-'@&@:' '::@&@::. /;:/(o)\\_.-' '&@.&@:. .:@'&&::. |;:;:---' \```'''---.._` .: :&&@: . /;:;' /`'----------` ':&.@&:' /;;; | .::@&@&::' .:@&.@&._._/:;; | .:&'@@:. 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'. `_;-;'| |`"` jgs ((((((-\ \| -=[ parrot ]=- 9/97 ______ __ {-_-_= '. `'. {=_=_- \ \ {_-_ | / '-. | / .===, .--.__\ |_(_,==` ( o)'-. `---.=_ ` ; `/ \ `,-_ ; .'--') / {=_ ;=~` `"` `//__,-=~` <<__ \\__ jgs /`)))/`))) -=[ alligators ]=- 7/97 _ _ / \/ \-._ _.-'^'^^'^^'^^"^^'-. .OO.----'\o/\o/ `-' /^ ^^-._ ( ` \ | _ ^^-._ VvvvvvvVvv`___...)_/ /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/\ (__________^^-. jgs `^^^^^^^^` / / > > _`) ) (((` (((` `'--'^ _ _ _ _ (0)(0)-._ _.-'^^'^^'^^'^^'^^'--. (.(.)----'` ^^' /^ ^^-._ ( ` \ | _ ^^-._ VvvvvvvVv~~`__,/.._> /:/:/:/:/:/:/:/\ (_..,______^^-. jgs `^^^^^^^^`/ / / /`^^^^^^^^^>^^>^`> > _`) ) (((` (((` (((` (((` `'--'^ -=[ turtle ]=- 8/97 ((( ((( \_;.-,-,-.;_/ .--. /'.\_|_|_/.'\ /. q `|_/` `\_\-._, \' d ,|_\. _ _ _ ./_/``` '--' \.'/ | | \`./ /`;'-'-'-'-;`\ jgs ((( ((( -=[ frogs ]=- 8/97 ()-() .-(___)-. _< >_ jgs \/ \/ _ _ (oTo) _.-( _ )-._ `/`( '-' )`\` /'---'\ __\ /__ jgs \_/ \_/ _ _ (.)-(.) / " \ /\'---'/\ /| `'"'` |\ // \ / \\ /|\ / /^\ \ /|\ / .' '. \ \ ( ) / / | | \ jgs / | | \ '-'-' '-'-' _ _ (|)--(|) .-./` .. `\.-. / | .__ __. | \ | \ `` / | \ / ` -- ` \ / \| |/ ,---'\ \ / /'---, jgs \_.-'/=|=\'--'/=|=\`-._/ _______ |#######| _|#######|_ '--(o)-(o)--' / " \ /\'---'/\ /| (>o<) |\ // \ / \\##, /|\ / /^\ \ /|\'# / .' '. \ '#, \ ( ) / '#, / | | \ '#, jgs / | | \ '#, '-'-' '-'-' '# -=[ girl holding frog ]=- 8/97 .--..-""""-..--. ///`/////////\`\\\ ||/ |///""\\\| \|| ## ( 6. 6 ) ## /_\ \ _. / /_\ _`) (`_ /` '--' `\ | _ _ | /\_/(.)(.)\_/\ ( / / \ \ ) \ \/\ -- /\/ / \__)`''`(__/ |\u u/| |/ /\ \| / .' '. \ \ ( || ) / / |_||_| \ / | || | \ '-'-|` || `|-'-' jgs |==||==| /~`//~`/ / // / `""` `"` -=[ rabbit ]=- 7/97 _ / `\ _ / /\ \ / `\ / / \ \.-=-./ /\ \ \| | /\ /\ | \ \ | \o|o/ | |/ \_= _Y_ =_/ `) ^ (` .-`(>O<)`-. / / \ \ \_/ \_/ .-. | | .-. |oo \| |/ oo| \o \ /^\ / o/ jgs \___,' '.___/ -=[ rabbit ]=- 7/97 /\\ //\ | \\ // | \ \\ // / \ \\ // / \ '--' / / \ (| |) / \/ \ =\ __ /= '-. .-' / \ / \ / \ | | | | \__/ \__/ | | _| |_ / \ | | | .--. | jgs \___/{__}\___/ /\\ //\ | \\ // | \ \\ // / \ \\ // / \ '--' / / \ (| |) / \/ \ =\ __ /= jgs '-.__.-' -=[rabbits]=- 8/97 |\ /| |\ /| | \ / | |\\ //| | | | | | \| |/ | \ | | / \ || || / \ |_| / \||_||/ .' '. .' '. | | |o o| / \ /= Y =\ `'-. .-'` `'-.^.-'` _| |_ _| |_ /` `\ /` `\ | / \ | | | |/ \| | ( ) | / \ /\ \ / /\ | .-~-. | | '._)_.' | \ { } / \ / jgs \ '-=-' / \ '.___.' / .--' ;---; '--. .--' \---/ '--. `-------' '-------` `-------' '-------` |\ /| |\\ //| | \| |/ | \ || || / \||_||/ .' '. |o o| {= Y =} jgs '-.^.-' -=[ cat with long tail ]=- 7/97 /\-/\ /o o \ _ =\ Y =/-~~~~~~-,______________________________________________/ ) '^--' _______________________________________________/ \ / || |---'\ \ jgs (_(__| ((__| /\-/\ _ / o o\ ( \_________________________________________,-~~~~~~-\= Y /= \__________________________________________ '--^' \ / / /'---| || jgs |__)) |__)_) -=[ cats ]=- 8/97 _ / ) ( ( A.-.A .-""-. ) ) / , , \/ \/ / =\ t ;= / / `--,' .""| / || | \\ \ jgs ((,_| ((,_\ _ /;) (;( A,=,A ,;;;;, );) /;6;6;\/;;;;;;\/;/ =\;;t;;/=;;;;/;;;/ `==;;;;;""|;;;/ ||;| \\;\ jgs ((;;| ((;;\ ``"` ``"` -=[ run-over Kitty ]=- thanks to Clyde Watson! ,,, /\_/\ ,,, \\=('o')=// /////////////////////////////////////////////////// <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ // (( \\ "' )) "' (( ` Information Highway Victim /////////////////////////////////////////////////// <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ jgs&cww -=[ girl holding puppy ]=- 8/97 .--..-""""-..--. ///`/////////\`\\\ ||/ |///""\\\| \|| ## ( 6. 6 ) ## /_\ \ _. / /_\ _`) (`_ /` '--' `\ / _,,_ \ / /` `\ \ /\_/ / 6 6\ \_/\ \ \/\ Y /\/ / \ \/ `'U` \/ / \( \ / )/ |\_/ \_/| / ____ \ \ ( || ) / (__)||(__) | || | |__||__| jgs |==||==| /~`//~`/ / // / `""` `"` -=[ puppy ]=- 8/97 _,,_ /` `\ / / 6 6\ \ \/\ Y /\/ / `'U` \ , ( \ / ) |\|\_/ \_/| \/'. .'\ \ /--\ / jgs (____\ /____) _,,_ /` `\ (`-----`) / / 6 6\ \ (,-----,) \/\ Y /\/ / `'U` \ , ( \ | \ |\|\_/ \_/ \/'. \ /'\ \ /-\ / jgs /____)/____) _,,_ /` `\ / / 6 6\ \ \/\ Y /\/ /\-/\ / `'^` \ /a a \ _ , ( \ | \ =\ Y =/-~~~~~~-,_____/ ) |\|\_/ \_/ '^--' ______/ \/'. \ /'\ \ / \ /=\ / || |---'\ \ jgs /____)/____) (_(__| ((__| -=[ raining people ]=- 8/97 _O/ , \ / \O_ /\_ `\_\ ,/\/ \ ` , \ / ` O/ / /O\ \ /\|/\. ` __I__ .-'" . 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' . \ '. /_.-..-..-..-..-._\ .---------------------------------. # _,,_ ( I hear it might rain people today ) #/` `\ /'---------------------------------' / / 6 6\ \ \/\ Y /\/ /\-/\ #/ `'U` \ /a a \ _ , ( \ | \ =\ Y =/-~~~~~~-,_____/ ) |\|\_/# \_/ '^--' ______/ \/'. \ /'\ \ / \ /=\ / || |---'\ \ jgs /____)/____) (_(__| ((__| -=[ dead dog ]=- 8/97 ."-. /X | _o.----. _ /\_ \/ / __ \_// ) jgs \__)-/_/\_____)____/ -=[ sheep ]=- 7/97 _.,._ .~`, `~. /{_, ` ,_}\ // (0'-'-'0) \\ (/_/| |\_\) {`-. | | { \_ ,-\ " /-, {_; { `--u--` , } `{ {` , (^) ` `} { {` ~~~ `} { { , ` ` , ` } { { , } `{ `{ , ` }` { {~, `. , ~} jgs |-{ }_{ , } | |{ , }`|-{ }` \ \ |~|\ \ |~| \ \| | \ \ | | \ | | \ \| | w| | ww| | www www -=[ sheep ]=- 9/97 () .-"""""-. / \ / \ /(`\ /`)\ | \.-"-./ | \ (/ o o \) / |\ | | / ||\ \_Y_/ / WW |.___.| || || jgs || || WW WW -=[ river otter ]=- 8/97 .----.__ / c ^ _`; | .--' \ ( / -.\ / . \ / \ | ; `-. `. | /`'.`. | | \ \ | __| `' ; / \ ,' | (_`'---._ /--, `'---._`'---..__ jgs `''''--, ) _.-'`,` ```` -=[ kangaroo ]=- 8/97 (\-"""-/) | | \ ^ ^ / .-. \_o_/ / / /` `\/ | / \ | \ ( ) / | / \_) (_/ \ / | (\-/) | \ --^o^-- / \ '.___.' / jgs .' \-=-/ '. / /` `\ \ (//./ \.\\) `"` `"` -=[ elephant ]=- 8/97 _.----._ .' __ '. / - (oo) - \ .--""'` /~\|=~|/~\ `'""--. ( (^'^) _ \0/|= |\0/ _ (^'^) ) \ \ / ( /==\ ) \ / / \ ^ /\ (=__=) /\ ^ / _`""` \ `\/` / `""`_ /OOO\___/`--.__.--`\___/OOO\ | | | | \ / | | \ / `--. / (\/) \ .--` `'/ \/ \'` / \ ; ; | | | | \ () / \-._ _.-/ / __`------`__ \ |:---. || .---:| jgs \`--=-'/\'--=-`/ /()()()\/()()()\ `""""""``""""""` -=[ flying elephants ]=- 9/97 {\{\ , { \ \.--. \\ { /` , "\_// { \__\ ,--' {_/ _ ;-. / '.___/ | __ / `=\ \`\ `/ / / jgs '././ /}/} , / / } \\ .-=.( ( } \'--" `\\_.---,=' '-, \__/ \___ .-'.-.' \___.' / // /-..___,-`--' jgs `" `" -=[ lazy bears ]=- 9/97 _,-""`""-~`) (`~_,=========\ |---,___.-.__,\ | o \ ___ _,,,,_ _.--. \ `^` /`_.-"~ `~-;` \ \_ _ .' `, | |`- \'__/ / ,_ \ `'-. / .-""~~--. `"-, ;_ / | \ \ | `""` \__.--'`"-. /_ |' `"` `~~~---.., | jgs \ _.-'`-. \ \ '. / `"~"` _,-""`""-~`) (`~ \ | a a \ ; o ; ___ _,,,,_ _.-~'. \ `^` /`_.-"~ `~-;` \ \_ _ .' `, | |`- \'__/ / ,_ \ `'-. / .-""~~--. `"-, ;_ / | \ \ | `""` \__.--'`"-. /_ |' `"` `~~~---.., | jgs \ _.-'`-. \ \ '. / `"~"` -=[ Lion w/Birthday cake ]=- 8/97 ,%%%%%%%%, ,%%/\%%%%/\%% ,%%%\c "" J/%%% ,,,,, %. %%%%/ 6 6 \%%% ||||| `%%. %%%% _ |%%% @@@@@@@@@ `%% `%%%%(__Y__)%%' {~*~*~*~} // ;%%%%`\-/%%%' @@@@@@@@@@@@@ (( / `%%%%%%%' {~* HAPPY *~} \\ .' | { BIRTHDAY } \\ / \ | | {~~*~~*~~*~~} \\/ ) | | @@@@@@@@@@@@@ jgs \ /_ | |__ __) (__ (___________))))))) /_______\ ,%%%%%%%%, %%/\%%%%/\%%, ,,,,, %%%\C "" J/%%%, ,%%%%%%%, ||||| %%%/ 6 6 \%%%% .% ,%%/\%%%%/\%, @@@@@@@@@ %%%| _ %%%% .%%` ,%%%\c "" J/%%, {~*~*~*~} '%%(=_Y_=)%%%%' %%` %. %%%%/ d b \%%% @@@@@@@@@@@@@'%%%\-/`%%%%; \\ `%%. __ %%%% _ |%%% {~* HAPPY *~} '%%%%%%%` \ )) `%% .-' `"~--"`%%%%(=_Y_=)%%' { BIRTHDAY } | '. // // .' `. `%%%%`\7/%%%'__{~~*~~*~~*~~} | | / \ // (( / ; `%%%%%%%'____@@@@@@@@@@@@@ | | ( \// `.`--' ,' _,`-._____`-, __) (__ __| | _\ / `"""`._____ `--,` `))) /_______\ (((((((___________) jgs `~"-))) -=[ spider ]=- 8/97 ) (` ) ( ;--. / \ | >< | \__\____/__/ \____/ \____/ .--\__/--. ' (__) ' jgs '' -=[ dinosaur/ brontosaurus ]=- 7/97 ,--. `.`_.`\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ `-''^^^^^''-. \ `-._ >> > < <__ ^'-----...,,_ jgs //__/`---'\__\\`'""""'"'"'"'''''`` `"`"" `""`" -=[ bugs? ]=- ___ ___ ,_;-'-._\__/_.-' ,_\ O\/O ,_\ ,-( _'-._ ,_\ (==/\ |'-._\ ,_\ -. /\ \/ | |\ ` ,_\ \/==\ '._\7 '._ jgs '. '._ \=/\'-}}} '-}}} / /> /` ) |\_.' .'( <_ <_ \____.-' '--}}}-}}} ___ ___ '-._\__/_.-'-;_, O\/O /_, _.-'_ )-, /_, /_.-'| /\==) /_, ` /| | \/ /\ .- /_, _.' L/_.' /==\/ /_, {{{-' {{{-'/\=/ _.' .' ( `\ <\ \ , _> _> )`. '._/| jgs {{{-{{{--' `-.___/ PEOPLE: -=[ nun ]=- 7/97 .-=-. /.-=-.\ ||_____|| ||. .|| || || / |\_-_/| \ / |=====| \ | |\_._/| | jgs `--.| T |.--' -=[ the 10 Commandments ]=- 7/97 .========. .========. // I .'..' \ // VI.'.,".\ || II .'..'| || VII..'..| || III .'."| || VIII,'.'| || IV ,','.| || IX.'".'.| || V '..'.'| || X .'..',| jgs .\_________/ .\_________/ -=[ lilies ]=- 8/97 ,_('--, (.--; ,--')_, | ;--.) .-. |.| .-. \|\|/ .-. .-.`\|/|/`_ `\|/|/` ' `^jgs`^^`^``^``^``^``^`` -=[ 5 line rose ]=- 9/97 ';. .---., \ {}-.__,>=======;================== `----' ,/ jgs .;' -=[ crosses at Calvary ]=- 4/97 | \ / .---. '-. | | .-' ___| |___ -= [ ] =- `---. .---' __||__ | | __||__ '-..-' | | '-..-' || | | || ||_.-| |-,_|| .-"` `"`'` `"-. jgs .' '. -=[ ready for a swim ]=- 9/97 .-""-, ;--. \ _/oo==\===| (_ ___, \ | \\_/ / / `--'\\` /U/`--. ///,____) /// // / '' // <` \`\ \ _/_/__\_ \ | === 4 '--. \ | ~^~^~^~^~^~[_________| ~^~^~^~^~^/////////// ~^~^~^~^~^~^//////jgs// ,-""-. / .--; |===/==oo\_ | / ,___ _) \ \ \_// `//'--` .--`\U\ (____,\\\ \ \\ \\\ `> \\ `` / /`/ _/__\_\_ | / .--' 4 === | / |_________]~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ \\\\\\\\\\\~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^^~~ \jgs\\\\\\\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ -=[ biker dude ]=- 7/97 .-----. / '. ' .\ |_.__'_.|} (; 6 6 ;) ;, > ,; ;;;~~~;;; ___.';;;;;'.__ /'`\ `\ /` /`'\ / | | | | \ jgs( | |\_/| | @~ ) | | | | | | | /| | | |\ | \ || | | || / ( || | | || ) | || |___| || | \ ||___|[_]|___O| / | | / \O| | .-----. / '. ' .\ |_.__'_.|} (=(_)^(_)=) ;, > ,; ;;;~~~;;; ___.';;;;;'.__ /'`\ `\ /` /`'\ / | | | | \ jgs( | |\_/| | @~ ) | | | | | | | /| | | |\ | \ || | | || / ( || | | || ) | || |___| || | \ ||___|[_]|___O| / | | / \O| | -=[ man-- Romeo? ]=- 7/97 @@@@@@@@@@ @@_ _@@ @ o\ /o @ ( > ) \ == / .-\____/-. .----\ '--' /----. / `-. .-' \ | \/ | | :: | | / :: \ | jgs | | :: | | @@@@@@@@ @@_ _@@ @ o\ /o @ ( > ) \ == / .--\____/--. .---\ '----' /----. jgs / `-. .-' \ -=[ a tough guy ]=- 7/97 \\///// |6 6| ( _\ | | = | |\___/ ___/| |__ /` | '----' |`\ / | | \ /~% | ; \ / /\/ |`\ \ \ \ | | / / `\ \| |/ /` `\; |/` (| |) |_________| | | | | | | |____|__| \ | | | ) ) / | | |___|__| \===|==| / `-.`-. jgs \______)__) -=[ tough guy with shorter wimpy guy ]=- 7/97 \\///// |. .| ( _\ | | = | |\___/ ___/| \__ /` | '----' |`\ \\\\\\, / | | \ _/'' \\\ /~% | ; \ \ D / /\/ |`\ \ \_ / \ \ | | / / <\ />,_ `\ \| |/ /` / \Y/ /` \ `\; |/` || # | | (| |) || # | | |_________| || # | | | | | ||=[]=| | | | | || |__| |____|__| //| | /||\ \ | | | | | | ) ) | | | / | | ( ( | |___|__| | | | \===|==| | | | / `-.`-. [_[___] jgs \______)__) (_(____| -=[ the wimpy guy ]=- 7/97 \\\\\\, _/'' \\\ \ D \_ / <\ />,_ / \Y/ /` \ || # | | || # | | || # | | ||=[]=| | || |__| //| | /||\ | | | | | | ( ( | | | | [_[___] jgs (_(____| -=[ man sneezing ]=- 7/97 \\\\\\// \\\ \ \\ jgs /`~~~`\ / Y`~` \ ,;;;, ,;;;, """\\\\ /////)) '' \\) |/// '' (_ _) \(C _) =_ / ((_)) _= \ \ `"`/ / <\-/`> (`""-. / Y`~` \ jgs /`~~~`\ / : \ ,;;;, ,;;;, """\\\\ /////)) '' `\\) |/// '' /_ _) \(C _) | / ((_)) _= =_ / `"`/ / \ \ (`""-. <\-/``> jgs /`~~~`\ / Y`~`` \ -=[ Molly and David ]=- 7/97 ,;;;;;;;, _,_ .;;;;;;;;;;;. .;;;;;. .;;;/'^'.'^'\;;;. /'^'.'^'\ ;;;( O O );;; ( O O ) ';;;\ o /;;;' \ o / ';;'._-_.';;' '._-_.' {\_/} <>o<> jgs / `Y` \ /` : `\ -=[ visiting in the hospital ]=- 7/97 .---------. _ |:: [-=-] | | | |_________| |~| |_| ,;;;;, I\ ,__ ,;;;, __, ///\\\\\ I |{ / . . \ } / " \\|| I | ) ( _ ) ( \_= _/// I |{___'-. .-'___}\___ )_\ I ||~/,'~~~~~,\~~|'---(( \ I \ // \\ | \ \ \ I \/ // | | /-/ I (/ (/ | |/||\ I | | | | I | | |____/ I :-----_o_-----: || | I | /~~|===|~~\ | (( | jgs I || |===| || ||_/ /^\ "~ '^^^' "" ((__| -=[ female flasher ]=- 8/97 ,;;;, ()))))) ((((((( ))))))) .----'((((((('----. (| ))))) |) '-..' ((( : '..-' | : ) : | | : : -| | : : -| | : -| | : : -| |_____________| | | | |_|_| (_I_) jgs Y Y -=[ woman in bikini ]=- 8/97 .---. (_,/\ \ (`a a( ) ) \= ) ( (.--' '--.) / (_)^(_) \ | / \ / \ | \\ / . \ // \/\___/\/ | \_/ | \ / / \/ / ( ( |\ \ jgs | \ \ /_Y/_Y -=[ female figure ]=- 9/97 .-. (/^\) (\ /) .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ -=[ little girl ]=- 7/97 ___ /`_I_`\ (//o o\\) ()\_-_/() ()_/_\_() ():::::() //^|:::|^\\ \\/ ~~~ \// /_______\ || || || || .-'| |'-. jgs `""` `""` -=[ little girl with peace sign ]=- 7/97 ___ \/ /`_I_`\ (c (//o o\\) \\ ()\_-_/() \\_()_/_\_() '-():::::() ^^|:::|^\\ / ~~~ \// /_______\ || || || || .-'| |'-. jgs `""` `""` ___ \/ /`_I_`\ (c (//o o\\) \\ ()\_-_/() \\_()_/_\_() '-():::::() ^^|:::|^\\ |~~~| // |@@@| |***| |%%%| ===== .-'| |'-. jgs/EAS `""` `""` -=[ girl holding puppy ]=- 8/97 .--..-""""-..--. ///`/////////\`\\\ ||/ |///""\\\| \|| ## ( 6. 6 ) ## /_\ \ _. / /_\ _`) (`_ /` '--' `\ / _,,_ \ / /` `\ \ /\_/ / 6 6\ \_/\ \ \/\ Y /\/ / \ \/ `'U` \/ / \( \ / )/ |\_/ \_/| / ____ \ \ ( || ) / (__)||(__) | || | |__||__| jgs |==||==| /~`//~`/ / // / `""` `"` -=[ girl holding frog ]=- 8/97 .--..-""""-..--. ///`/////////\`\\\ ||/ |///""\\\| \|| ## ( 6. 6 ) ## /_\ \ _. / /_\ _`) (`_ /` '--' `\ | _ _ | /\_/(.)(.)\_/\ ( / / \ \ ) \ \/\ -- /\/ / \__)`''`(__/ |\u u/| |/ /\ \| / .' '. \ \ ( || ) / / |_||_| \ / | || | \ '-'-|` || `|-'-' jgs |==||==| /~`//~`/ / // / `""` `"` -=[ girl in arm sling ]=- 8/97 _ _ / )%.===.%( \ | // ,,, \\ | \/ \/6.6\/ \/ /\ ( _ ) /\ ^^ .;---;. ^^ / ( / \ /._ \/_ \/\ \____\_) \ \ / \_) / \ /. . . . . . .\ `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` _|_|_|_ jgs (___|___) -=[ brothers ]=- 7/97 ,;;;, ;;/'\;; .;;;. ( ^.^ ) ////\\\ \_-_/ ( '.' ) .--'-'--. \_-_/ / \ .-"-. / /| |\ \ / \ \ \| |/ ///| |\\ \ |_____| / \\| |// (| |) \|___|/ | T | | | | | | | T | | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs _[__|__]_ _[_|_]_ (____|____) (___|___) -=[ boy with cigar and beer ]=- 8/97 .===. / _/\ \ \/6 6\/ ( ( _ ) ) _)---(_ _ ( / `~` \ /#### /\/_ \/\/ / \ |~| |\__/ \3_| | |_____| |__|__| | | | |_|_| jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ Kewpie Doll ]=- 8/97 _)_ .-'(/ '-. / ` \ / - - \ <` () () `> \ " / '. --- .' .--`'---'`--. / / \ \ / ; ; \ _/ /| |\ \_ `/|\` | o | `/|\` /\ /\ | `-._.-` | \ / \ / |_ | | _| jgs | _| |_ | (ooO Ooo) -=[ baby ]=- 8/97 _)_ .-'(/ '-. / ` \ / - - \ (` a a `) \ ^ / '. '---' .' .-`'---'`-. / \ / / ' ' \ \ _/ /| |\ \_ `/|\` |+++++++|`/|\` /\ /\ | `-._.-` | \ / \ / |_ | | _| jgs | _| |_ | (ooO Ooo) -=[ guy with an idea ]=- : '. _ .' -= (~) =- .' # '. /""""" | (')') C _) \ _| \__/ <___Y> / \ :\\ / | :|\ |___| :|/\ | | :|\ \ \ \ :| \ \_ \ \==L| \\\ ///` || | || | || | || | || | || | || [___]] jgs (____)) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ mooner ]=- 8/97 ,#######, ######### ######### ######### '#######' .--' '--. /` `\ / '-. : .-' \ / | : | \ / /|.-- --.|\ \ \ ( / . \ ) / \ \| | |/ / \ \_____|_____/ / (_[I===I===I==]_) |-|~~|:|~~|-| | \__/:\__/ | {-_ -: _= } jgs {_ /^\_ - } { -_ } { - _} {_ } {_ - } {____} {____} (___) (___) ,#######, ######### ######### ######### '#######' .--' '--. /` `\ / '-. : .-' \ / | : | \ / /|.-- --.|\ \ \ ( / . \ ) / \ \|jgs | |/ / \ \_____|_____/ / (_[I===I===I==]_) |-|~~|:|~~|-| | \__/:\__/ | {-_ -: _= } {_ /^\_ - } { -_ } { - _} {_ } {_ - } {____} {____} (___) (___) -=[ leg ]=- 7/97 \ jgs .\ ,=" \ ,="\ \ \ \ \ ) \ \ | \ \ \ `-. \ ) \ (_ \ `-. \ `-` -=[ two fingers up ]=- .--. .""; | | | | | | | | | | | | |--._ | | _| | `| | /` ) | | | / /'--:__/ |/ / | ( ' \ | \ `. / | | jgs | | ."". ."", | | / / | | / / | | / / | |/ .--._ | _| | `| | /` ) | | | / /'--:__/ |/ / | ( ' \ | \ `. / | | jgs | | ."". ."", | | / / | | / / | | / / | |/ ;-._ } ` _/ / ; | /` ) / / | / /_/\_/\ |/ / | ( ' \ '- | \ `. / | | jgs | | .--. .''; |.-. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_ | | _| / `, } /``) / / |`/ /:__/ \ |/ / | ( '\ | \ `. / | | jgs | | -=[ skull ]=- 8/97 _.--"""""--._ .' '. / \ ; ; | | | | ; ; \ (`'--, ,--'`) / ) )(')/ _ \(')( ( (_ `""` / \ `""` _) \`"-, / \ ,-"`/ `\ / `"`"` \ /` | _. ; ; ._ | |\ '-'-'-' /| | | _ _ _ | | \ '.;_;.' / \ / jgs ',___,' q___p q___p q___p -=[ smiley from "The Hitchiker ]=- 8/97 , ; , .-'"""'-. , ; , \\|/ .' '. \|// \-;-/ \-;-/ // ; ; \\ //__; :. .; ;__\\ `-----\'.'-.....-'.'/-----' '.'.-.-,_.'.' jgs '( (..-' '-' MYTHICAL: -=[ mermaid ]=- 8/97 .-""-. (___/\ \ , (|^ ^ ) ) /( _)_\=_/ ( ,..__/ `\ ____(_/_ ` \ ) `\ _/ _/---._/(_)_ `\ ( jgs '--\ `-.__..-' /. (_), | ) `._ ___\_____.'_| |__/ `~----"` `-.........' -=[ mermaid on rock ]=- 8/97 .---. (_,/\ \ (`^ ^( ) ) \= ) ( |\_ (.-' '--.) \( /(_)-(_) \ \\/ /\ /`\ \ \_/ / . \ // /'---'\`/_ _/ ^ ^ ;--; .--`| ^ ^ /` `), /` . \ ^ /` ) . '). ~^~`/ ( \^ / ( ' \^-~`-~ - ^ ~^- . )/ . ) '-.;~^-~^~- ~^~- jgs / `\ - . ~^~ ,-.`~~^~^~^ ~- `^_~-~^-| \^ \~_~^ -~^~- ~^`~^ ^~ ~_~^- .-./__/\__`\-. ~^_-~^- ~^- ^~ `-^~=~-`=~-~=-' ~ -=[ dragon ]=- 9/97 , _, #\`-"-'/ #/ o (o #/ \__ '._ ,_#_# #/ /=/`-. _") '-.`\# #/ /=(_.. `-`. \ `\# #/ -.'`_\\\`_\\\ ; \# #/ '.__.'=\_.' | '-#; _|====\_ ; ' /` `\==| \ \ . \=| / '-.._ // /__ `)-. `----._\ jgs <_________\_\_\ -=[ knight ]=- 7/97 {} .--. /.--.\ |====| |`::`| .-;`\..../`;-. / |...::...| \ | /'''::'''\ | ;--'\ :: /\--; <__>,>._::_.<,<__> | |/ ^^ \| | \::/| |\::/ |||\| |/||| ''' |___/\___| ''' \_ || _/ <_ >< _> | || | | || | _\.:||:./_ jgs /____/\____\ -=[ knight and battle axe ]=- 7/97 , A {} / \, | , .--. | =|= > /.--.\ \ /` | ` |====| ` | |`::`| | .-;`\..../`;-. /\\/ / |...::...| \ |:'\ | /'''::'''\ | \ /\;-,/\ :: /\--; |\ <` > >._::_.<,<__> | `""` / ^^ \| | | | |\::/ | | |/||| | |___/\___| ''' | \_ || _/ | <_ >< _> | | || | | | || | | _\.:||:./_ | jgs /____/\____\ -=[ knight and shield ]=- 7/97 {} .--. /.--.\ |====| |`::`| .-;`\..../`;_.-^-._ / |...::..|` : `| | /'''::''| .:. | ;--'\ :: |..:::::..| <__> >._::_.| ':::::' | | |/ ^^ | ':' | \::/| \ : / |||\| \ : / ''' |___/\___|`-.:.-` \_ || _/ ` <_ >< _> | || | | || | _\.:||:./_ jgs /____/\____\ -=[ knight with sword ]=- 7/97 /\ || || || || {} || .--. || /.--.\ || |====| || |`::`| _||_ .-;`\..../`;-. /\\ / |...::...| \ |:'\ | /'''::'''\ | \ /\;-,/\ :: /\--; \ <` > >._::_.<,<__> `""` / ^^ \| | | |\::/ | |/||| |___/\___| ''' \_ || _/ <_ >< _> | || | | || | _\.:||:./_ jgs /____/\____\ -=[ knight with battle axe and shield ]=- 7/97 , A {} / \, | , .--. | =|= > /.--.\ \ /` | ` |====| ` | |`::`| | .-;`\..../`;_.-^-._ /\\/ / |...::..|` : `| |:'\ | /'''::''| .:. | \ /\;-,/\ :: |..:::::..| |\ <` > >._::_.| ':::::' | | `""` / ^^ | ':' | | | \ : / | | \ : / | |___/\___|`-.:.-` | \_ || _/ ` | <_ >< _> | | || | | | || | | _\.:||:./_ | jgs /____/\____\ -=[ knight with sword and shield ]=- 7/97 /\ || || || || {} || .--. || /.--.\ || |====| || |`::`| _||_ .-;`\..../`;_.-^-._ /\\ / |...::..|` : `| |:'\ | /'''::''| .:. | \ /\;-,/\ :: |..:::::..| \ <` > >._::_.| ':::::' | `""` / ^^ | ':' | | \ : / | \ : / |___/\___|`-.:.-` \_ || _/ ` <_ >< _> | || | | || | _\.:||:./_ jgs /____/\____\ {} .--. /.--.\ |====| |`::`| .-;`\..../`;_.-^-._ /\\ / |...::..|` : `| |:'\ | /'''::''| .:. | @|\ /\;-,/\ :: |..:::::..| `||\ <` > >._::_.| ':::::' | || `""` / ^^ | ':' | || | \ : / || | \ : / || |___/\___|`-.:.-` || \_ || _/ ` || <_ >< _> || | || | || | || | || _\.:||:./_ \/ jgs /____/\____\ -=[ shield ]=- 7/97 |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' jgs //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\ -=[ knight ]=- 7/97 ! .-. __|=|__ (_/`-`\_) //\___/\\ <>/ \<> \|_._|/ <_I_> ||| jgs /_|_\ -=[ princess in tower ]=- 7/97 _ _ _ _ [_]___[_]__[_]___[_] [__#__][__I_]__I__#] [_I_#_I__#[__]__#__] [_]_#_]__I_#_] [I_|/ _W_ \|#] [#_||{(")}||_] [_I||{/~\}||_] [__]|/\_/\||#] [_I__I#___]__] [__I_#_I___#_] [#__I____]__I] .-. [__I_#__I__[_] __|=|__ [_#_[__#_]__#] (_/`-`\_) [__#_I__[#_I_] //\___/\\ [_I__]__#_I__] <>/ \<> [#__I__#_]__I] \|_._|/ [_I#__I___I_#] .:. <_I_> [#__I__]_#___] -=o=- ||| [_I__I#__]___] ':' jgs /_|_\ \\[__]#___][__#]//, \|/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ knight ]=- 7/97 {} {{}} {{}} {} .-''-. / __ \ /.-' '-.\ \::. .::/ \' '/ __ ___) (___ __ .' \\ // `. / | '-.__.-' | \ | | '::::' | | | / '::' \ | |_.-;\ __ /;-._| \.'^`\\ \/ //`^'./ / _.-._ _||_ _.-._ \ `\___\ '-..-' /___/` /'---. `\.---'\ || |`\\\| || || | || | || |;.__.' || '.__.;| | || | {{{{{{{{||}}}}}}}} | || | |.-==-.||.-==-.| <. .||. .> \'=='/||\'=='/ | / || \ | | | || | | | | || | | /^^\| || |/^^\ / .' || '. \ jgs / / || \ \ (__.' \/ '.__) -=[ Medusa-- development of: ]=- 7/97 .--, ( (` ,--. ,--. ) )\ `) ).--, `) )/ /) ) ( (( (` / /( (. "-.) )) ) ,-.( ( \ // /--, `) \ `\/ =. .= /( ( ( (_\ o\/o \_) ) \_ ' ' _/ ,-,\ / \/ \ \ ,-. ( (_/ /\,___/\___,/\ \_) ) '._.' _\ \|__|/ /_ '._.' \ .--. / jgs '----' .--, ( (` ,--. ,--. ) )\ `) ).--, `) )/ /) ) ( (( (` / /( (. "-.) )) ) ,-.( ( / / /,--, `) \ ` ==. .== ( (` ( (_) ~6~ ~6~ _) ) \_ ( )( )_/ ,-,\ \ ^^ /\ ,-. ( (_/ /\ __, /\ \_) ) '._.' _\ /__/ /_ '._.' .--` \ ` / `--. jgs '----' ,--. ,--. .--,`) ) .--, .--,`) \( (` /,--./ (` ( ( ,--. ) )\ /`) ).--,-. ;.__`) )/ /) ) ( (( (`_) ) ( ( / /( (.' "-.) )) )__.'-, _,--.( ( /` `,/ ,--,) ) ( (``) \,` ==. .== \( (`,-; ;-,( (_) ~6~ \ / ~6~ (_) )_) ) ( (_ \_ ( )( )__/___.' '.__,-,\ \ '' /\ ,-. ( (_/ /\ __ /\ \_) ) '._.' \ \__/ / '._.' .--`\ /`--. jgs '----' -=[ dragon ]=- 9/97 .==. .==. //`^\\ //^`\\ // ^ ^\(\__/)/^ ^^\\ //^ ^^ ^/6 6\ ^^ ^ \\ //^ ^^ ^/( .. )\^ ^ ^ \\ // ^^ ^/\| v""v |/\^ ^ ^\\ // ^^/\/ / `~~` \ \/\^ ^\\ \\^ / _/ /IIII\ \_ \^ // \\/ /( (IIIIII) )\ \// ^ / \ \IIII/ / \ ^ jgs \ ((((`""`)))) / .--' /\_______/\ `--. ((((--' '--)))) NATURE: -=[ flowers ]=- 7/97 _ _ .-( : )-. ( \'/ ) ( `'.;;;.'` ) ( :-=;;;;;=-: ) ( .';;;'. ) (` /.\ `) jgs '-(_:_)-' _ _ .-( '.' )-. ( \ : / ) ( `'-.;;;.-'` ) ( :-==;;;;;==-: ) ( .-';;;'-. ) (` / : \ `) jgs '-(_.'._)-' __ __ .-( '.' )-. ( \ | / ) ( `'-.;;;;;.-'` ) ( :-==;;;;;;;==-: ) ( .-';;;;;'-. ) (` / | \ `) jgs '-(__.'.__)-' -=[ sun ]=- 7/97 . \ | / '-.;;;.-' -==;;;;;==- .-';;;'-. / | \ jgs ' -=[ lightning ]=- 7/97 _, .--. ( / ( '-. jgs .-=-. ) -. / ( .' . \ \ ( ' ,_) ) \_/ (_ , /\ ,_/ '--\ `\--` _\ _\ `\ \ _\_\ `\\ \\ -.'.`\.'.- FOOD: -=[ watermelon ]=- 7/97 _____________ |\ , , , , , /| \\ ` ' ` ' // \'._____.'/ jgs `'-----'` ______ .-'' ____ ''-. /.-="" ""=-.\ |-===wwwwww===-| \'-=,,____,,=-'/ jgs '-..______..-' ______ .-'' ____ ''-. /.-="" ""=__\_________ |-===wwwwww|\ , , , , , /| \'-=,,____,,\\ ` ' ` ' // '-..______..\'._____.'/ jgs `'-----'` -=[ grapes ]=- 7/97 __ __ {_/ \_}\\ _ _\(_)_ (_)_)(_)_ (_)(_)_)(_) (_)(_))_) (_(_(_) (_)_) jgs (_) -=[ grapes with wine glasses ]=- 7/97 __ __ {_/ \_}\\ _ _\(_)_ (_)_)(_)_ (_)(_)_)(_) (_)(_))_) ____ (_(_(_) | | ____ (_)_) |~~~~| | | jgs (_) '-..-' |~~~~| || '-..-' _||_ || `""""` _||_ `""""` -=[ bananas ]=- 7/97 _ _ \'-_,# _\'--','`| \`---` / jgs `----'` -=[ tiny apple ]=- 7/97 __ \_} .-./--. /# ^^ \ | | \ / jgs `"`"` -=[ apple and apple core ]=- 9/97 <}\ .--\--. / ` \ | | jgs \ / '-'-' <}, .-'\'-. ;_,._.,_; } ,'{ ;`'-'-'`; jgs '--'--' -=[ eggs ]=- .-~-. .' '. / \ .-~-. : ; .' '.| | / \ : : ; .-~""~-,/ | /` `'. : | \ \ | / `. .' \ .' jgs `~~~` '-.____.-' -=[ cabbage or lettuce ]=- .-~~~~-. / ( ( ' \ | ( ) ) | \ ) ' } / / (` \ , / ~) `-.`\/_.-' jgs `"" -=[ can of Spinach ]=- 8/97 _______________ / / (__/') / /'. | | _____ | | | | | (_) | | | | | __ . | | @| | | __, | |@%@ jgs | | __) | |@%@%@.-.-.-.-. \_\_________\_\@%@%@%_ _ _ _.' ` ^ ^ ^ ^ SCHOOL STUFF: -=[ artist's paintbrush w/palette ]=- 7/97 _____ /| .-'@ & #`'-. // / % 8 \ // | m () _ | // \ 0 ( '-._/ // jgs '-.____'. y -=[ book ]=- 7/97 _.-''''''-._.-''''''-._ ;| | |; || | || || | || || | || ||.-''''''-.|.-'''''-._|| jgs '=========='^'==========' -=[ globe ]=- 7/97 ___, _.-'` __|__ .' ,-:` \;',`'-, / .'-;_,; ':-;_,'. / /; '/ , _`.-\ | | '`. (` /` ` \`| | |:. `\`-. \_ / | | | ( `, .`\ ;'| \ \ | .' `-'/ \ `. ;/ .' '._ `'-._____.-'` `-.____| _____|_____ jgs /___________\ -=[ chalkboard ]=- 7/97 _______________________ |\_____________________/| || || || _ _ || || / ) / ) __ |_| || || / -|- / -- | || || `== `== ' || || _____ || ||______________#####__|| jgs |/_____________________\| -=[ chalk board #2 ]=- 8/97 ________________________ |\______________________/| || || || _ _ _ || || '_) '_) __ ' ) || || ,_) >< ,_) -- | || || ' || || _____ || ||_______________#####__|| jgs |/______________________\| -=[ ruler ]=- 7/97 _____________________________________ |""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|"| | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 | jgs '-------------------------------------' -=[ tiny apple ]=- 7/97 __ \_} .-./--. /# ^^ \ | | \ / jgs `"`"` -=[ microscope ]=- 7/97 _ _| | .'_) | /_/ |_| (_) |_| \ \_____ jgs |________| -=[ combination lock ]=- 7/97 .-""-. / .--. \ / / \ \ | | | | | |.-""-.| ///`.::::.`\ ||| ::/ \:: ; ||; ::\__/:: ; \\\ '::::' / jgs `=':-..-'` -=[ screw ]=- 8/97 ,=="""""""==, '=._ _.=' ('.| |._) ('.| |._) ('.| |._) ('.| |._) ('.| |._) ('.| |._) ('.| |._) ('.| |._) jgs \_/ -=[ hammer ]=- 7/97 , /( ___________ | >:===========` )( jgs "" -=[ Caddaceus ]=- 8/97 .-. ___ ( ) ___ ,_.-' `'-| |-'` '-._, '. .-| |-. .' `~~~~` |.') `~~~~` (_.| |._) |.') (_.| |._) ('.| |._) jgs '-' SPORTS/GAMES -=[ dice ]=- 7/97 .-------. ______ / o /| /\ \ /_______/o| /o \ o \ | o | | / o\_____\ | o |o/ \o /o / | o |/ \ o/ o / jgs '-------' \/____o/ ______ .-------. /\ \ / o /| /o \ o \ /_______/o|/ o\_____\ | o | |\o /o / | o |o/ \ o/ o / jgs | o |/ \/____o/ '-------' -=[ golf ball ]=- 8/97 .-::":-. .'''..''..'. /..''..''..''\ ;'..''..''..''.; ;'..''..''..'..; \..''..''..''/ '.''..''...' jgs '-..::-' -=[ canoeing ]=- 8/97 O__, O__, /'._|\/______|\_/.'\ \ / / jgs~^~^~^~^^`~^~^~^~^~~^~^~^~^~^~^ -=[ Etch-A-Sketch ]=- 9/97 _____________________ | | | .---------------. | | | | | | | . | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _'---------------'_ | |(_)-Etch-A-Sketch-(_)| jgs '---------------------' ODDS AND ENDS; -=[ totem pole ]=- 7/97 \\\\//// |.)(.| | || | \(__)/ |-..-| |o\/o| .----\ /----. / / / |~~~~| \ \ \ / / / /|::::|\ \ \ \ '-'-'-'-|::::|-'-'-'-' (((^^))) >>><<< |||||| (o)(o) | /\ | (====) |_/\_| (_/\_) _|_,__|_ jgs (___\____) -=[ lipstick ]=- 7/97 _ | \ | | | | | | |~~~~| |SSSS| | | _______ | | / / \ jgs |SSSS| \_____\_/ '----' -=[ fire ]=- 7/97 ( . ) ) ( ) . ' . ' . ' . ( , ) (. ) ( ', ) .' ) ( . ) , ( , ) ( . ). , ( . ( ) ( , ') .' ( , ) (_,) . ), ) _) _,') (, ) '. ) ,. (' ) jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ fireworks ]=- 7/97 ( __________ )\ / /\______{,} jgs \_________\/ . : . __________ '. : .' / /\__.__'.:.' . jgs \_________\/ . .':'. . .' : '. ' : ' -=[ blouses/shirts ]=- 7/97 .-<\ />-. / , \V/ , \ | | : | | | | : | | | |__:__| | jgs \_/ \_/ ~ ~ .-'<\ />'-. / \V/ \ | , : , | | |\ : /| | jgs | ||__:__|| | \_/ \_/ ~ ~ -=[ underpants ]=- 7/97 .--------------. \-. .-/ \ \ / / jgs \ \ / / `-'--'-` -=[ bra ]=- 7/97 )\_ _/( jgs --=(__/^\__)==- -=[ shoes ]=- 7/97 ,___ ,__ ) `\ `\ ( _ '-._'-._ jgs )_( \____)___) -=[ glasses ]=- 7/97 _ _ .'_`\ .' `\ (_( \ \ (_( \ \ \ \ \ \ jgs \ \ ____________\ \ \.'====. = .===='.\ (( ) ( )) \\____//^\\____// '----' '----' -=[ cup ]=- 7/97 ____ ,|`----`| ((| | \| | jgs | | '------' -=[ scissors ]=- 7/97 ___ ___ / _ \ _.-'_.' \____`-.____.-'_.-' `-. _.\.-' ____.-'`__/-._ / _ .-'` '-._`-._ \___/ '-._'-. jgs `"` -=[ candle ]=- 7/97 ( (,) |~~'~~| | | .--|_____|--. jgs '.___________.' -=[ hat ]=- 9/97 _ _(_)_ (_)o(_) .-="=-. /(_) / \ .[>o<]====|-. ( `"""""""` ) jgs `~~~~~~~~~~~` -=[ tie ]=- 9/97 .-----. (,:' .:') \ .:' / \'_./ /'::\ /':. '\ |:. ':. | | ':. ':| |:. ':. | | ':. ':| |:. ':. | | ':. ':| |:. 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File: mirrors/jgs/data/couples.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/couples.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ,;;;;;;;, _,_ .;;;;;;;;;;;. .;;;;;. .;;;/'^'.'^'\;;;. /'^'.'^'\ ;;;( O O );;; ( O O ) Couples ';;;\ o /;;;' \ o / in ASCII Art ';;'._-_.';;' '._-_.' {\_/} <>o<> jgs / `Y` \ /` : `\ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. country walk couple at hospital bride & groom faces... "made for each other" knight & princess nerd & nerdette muslim couple Amish cavemen couple/family couple in bathing suits expecting couple "Love Story" couple sitting on bed young couples see wedding page couple showing sign .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ walking down a country lane ]=- 10/00 ____ .' '. ____ / __ \ .-' '-. | / \ | / __ \ | \__/ | | / \ | \ >< / | \__/ | ;.____.; \ {>()<} / /`| \# / |`\ `;._/\_.;` ;# | \/ | #\ /` (/\) `\ | | == | \ / \ | #| |\ # \ / / \ \ | ; |#\ #\ / -/ \- \ \# / \/ \# \__/-._/ \_.-\ `| | \_.'=-;._/ \_.-; |.-. .-.| //\_/`\_/ \\_/ |\_/ \_/| || ||'-.______.-'`\ | , | ||_...._||._ _.-' | |\ | //.----.\\ ;```--```; | ||-- | |`-....-'| | /| | | || | \ / | --|| | | ||.-.| '.____.' ;.-.|| | | |; . | |_. || | jgs |'--;`/ `\ / \ |._.; ;.__| >--| |--< |.__| (___) \_/ \_/ (__) ____ (\/) .' '. (\/) \/ ____ / __ \ \/ .-' '-. | / \ | / __ \ | \__/ | | / \ | \ >< / | \__/ | ;.____.; \ {>()<} / /`| \# / |`\ `;._/\_.;` ;# | \/ | #\ /` (/\) `\ | | == | \ / \ | #| |\ # \ / / \ \ | ; |#\ #\ / _/ \_ \ \# / \/ \# \__/-._/ \_.-\ `| | \_.'=-;._/ \_.-; |.-. .-.| //\_/`\_/ \\_/ |\_/ \_/| || ||'-.______.-'`\ | , | ||_...._||._ _.-' | |\ | //.----.\\ ;```--```; | ||-- | |`-....-'| | /| | | || | \ / | --|| | | ||.-.| '.____.' ;.-.|| | | |; . | |_. || | jgs |'--;`/ `\ / \ |._.; ;.__| >- | | -< |.__| (___) \_/ \_/ (__) ____ .' '. ____ / .;;;;. \ .-' '-. | /////\\\ | / ,;;;;, \ | |( '\'( | | {{{{{{}} | \ `\ -_/ / | {)'<' }}} | ;<\ (>; \ {\_= /}}}/ /`|\`\_//|`\ `{{) \}}} ;# LI__:_LI #\ /`\`""`/`\ | | .--. | \ / '--' \ | #| |__| |\ # \ / () \ | ; |#\ #\ / / \ \ \# \ \/ \# \__/-._/ () \_.-\ `\#/ \ | \_.'=-;._/ \_.-; |/ \| //\_/`\_/ () `\|_\ | |_ | || ||'-.______.-'`\ | | | ||_...._||._ _.-' | /| | //.----.\\ ;```--```; | || | |`-....-'| | |\ | | __|| | \ / | || | | ||.-.| '.____.' ;.-.||-- | | |; _ | | _ || | jgs |'--;`/ \; /`\'`|._.; ;.__| >_ | | _< |.__| (__/ \_/ \_/ \__) ____ .' '. ____ / .;;;;. \ .-' '-. | /////\\\ | / ,;;;;, \ | |( '\'( | | {{{{{{}} | \ `\ -_/ / | {)'<' }}} | ;<\ (>; \ {\_= /}}}/ /`|\`\_//|`\ `{{) \}}} ;# LI__:_LI #\ /`\`""`/`\ | | .--. | \ / '--' \ | #| |__| |\ # \ / () \ | ; |#\ #\ / / \ \ \# \ \/ \# \__/-._/ () \_.-\ `\#/ \ | \_.'=-;._/ \_.-; |/ \| //\_/`\_/ () `\|_\ | _| | || ||'-.______.-'`\ | | | ||_...._||._ _.-' | |\ | //.----.\\ ;```--```; | || | |`-....-'| | /| | | ||__ | \ / | || | |.-.|| | '.____.' ; --||.-.| | _ ;| | | || _ | jgs ;/ \`;--'| ;._.|`'/`\ | _< |__.; |.__| >_ | \_/ \__) (__/ \_/ >> bride & groom-1 << 10/96 _ mMm _[_]_ /(_)\ (_) //)^(\\//:\\ /(/&@&\)\|~|/ / /-~`~-\ ||| `/ \||| `--------'-'-- >> bride & groom- 2 << 10/96 _ mMm _[_]_ /(")\ (") //)^(\\//:\\ /(/&@&\\/|~|/ / /-~`~-\ ||| `/ \||| `----------'-- -=[ made for each other ]=- 3/97 (\/) \/ (\/) /))))))))) \/ //) __ __\ ,%%%%%%%%%, C==/_o|^|o_\ ,%%%%%%%%%%%%, | _\ ) %/_ _%%%%%%% \ '---'/ /_o|^|o_\=?%%% _/`-. __.'_ ( /_ @%%, \ \'====' /%%% jgs _'-----' \%%%" / ` -=[ nerd & nerdette ]=- 3/97 ,%%%%%%%%,_ ,%%%%%%%%%%%}}%%, /))))))))) %/_ _%%%%%%~%%% //) __ __\ /_o|^|o_\=?%% %%% C==/_o|^|o_\ ( /_ @% %%%% | _\ ) \'====' /%' '%%%% \ '---'/ /'-----'\ "% _/`-. __.'_ .-\ /|\ /``'. /` \`'-,._./|\ / ^o| `" \ / \ /`\_/\/ \ / / o| .|||. \ / , ||| |\ , \ | \ o| |===|\ \ | |:===: / | | | < <\ o| |~~~||\ > | /|:~~~: | / | | `\ \\o| '---'// / \ \ '-' \/ / / \o_\\|_____//_o/` `\ \==I==[]=/ / / ///\/\/\\\ \ \o_\ |o/ ( /|/\\/\/\\|\_) / ) |\ ///\\//\//\/\\ | /\| J |/ |/\/\////\\/\\\| |/| | | //\\/\///\\/\/\\ | | | //\/\///\/\\/\\| | | | |//\//\////\/\// | | | \//\/\\/\//\/\/ \ > > | || | | | | ( |( | |_____|__| | | | | [_____]__] | | | | |==|==| |=| |=| /~~&\~~&\ _8/~_8/~ \ jgs ( , `~~)`~~) (___(___,_/ """`~~~`~~~` -=[ amish? ]=- 10/97 .------. | | ____|______|____ `--.%%%%%%%%.--` %% . . %% % _\ % %, ,% '%, = ,%' jgs '%%%%%%' .-~~~~-. /` `\ / .-""""-. \ | / .-''-. \ | | |/ . . \| | \| /_ |/ | _ / '.____.' jgs (>o<) /\ -=[ couple in swim suits ]=- 10/98 .-=-. /\____) | / . .\ \( _>| _) __/--""-.__ .-""-. .' ,__._ `''''-._ / /\___) / %% .\ ``''`;--.\ ( ( ' '| ) / / ' _%- | .' \ ) \_=/_ (/_ / \ _\- \ .88, _ \ ( / ` '.__)___\ _\ \_.88888/' \ \ .-, `) ; ,88._..-8\). .,8888888___.;-.;_--. __.' / ( | , 88` .8\ \ ,888888888888 ````` _._) jgs \_| |_'.____ _8'\ \88;---'`.8888_...-`'----'` '........_) | \ _.-'``'-' | ;`"-; \__.'` -=[ Love Story ]=- 3/97 boy meets girl... /:""| .@@@@@, |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, C` _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ || |.| / | || || |.| \ | || || |.| \| || :| |=: |_|\ ||_|,| |_| \ \)))|| ((( | | || |____| | || |____| > )) | || | || | || | || | || |_||__ /~)) jgs (____)) /_/YY boy and girl fall in love... /:""| .@@@@@, (\/) |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, \/ C` _)aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ || |.| / | || (\/) || |.| \ | || \/ || |.| \| || :| |=: |_|\ ||_|,| |_| \ \)))|| ((( | (\/) | || |____| \/ | || |____| > )) | || | || | || | || | || |_||__ /~)) jgs (____)) /_/YY boy and girl "tie the knot..." /:""| .****, (\/) |:`66|_ @@@@@\ `, \/ C` _)aa`@@@\ \ \ ._| (_ ?@@| \ )_/ =' @@@@| | /`\8\ \(```/ | || |8| /^^\ | / || |8| /\::/|| | || |8| \ | ||| \ || |~| \| ||| \ :| |=: |:|\\.:.:.::. ||_|,| |:| \ ':':':` \)))|| ((( | | :|| | | (\/) | :|| | | \/ ) :|| | \ | :|| | `\ | :|| |:.:. `~-._ |_:||_ /~))\ `~~-._ jgs (_,__)) /_/YY `':':':':':':` boy and girl are soon to become parents... (boy goes off to work) /:""| .@@@@@, |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, C` _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ || |#| / | || || |#| \ | || || |#| / | || :| |=: / |_|\ ||_|,| | |_| \ \)))|| \ ((( | |~~~`-`~~~| `\ | | | |____| |_________| | || |_________| | || | || | || |_||__ /~)) jgs (____)) /_/YY boy and girl and baby make three... and another on the way... (boy loses hair, girl gains fuzzy slippers) /:""| .@@@@@, |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, C _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ ."~~~~~". || |#| / | || | (>o<) | || |#| \ | || | /a a\ | A || |#| / | || _|_\ O /_|_|~| :| |=: / | |\ 8)___`"`___(|_| ||_|,| | |_| \ |~~~~~~~~~| \)))|| | ((( | \_________/ |~~~`-`~~~| `~\~~~~~~| |/ /_\ \| | | `\ / ()/___\() |_________| ( || ||~~~~~|| |_________| | || || || | || | || || || |_||__ __|_|| ||_____|| jgs (____)) (:;:;)) ||-----|| boy and girl and their 2.4 children... (boy loses more hair- still working girl still in fuzzy slippers) /:""| .@@@@@, |: 66|_ @@@@@@@@, C _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ ."~~~~~". || |#| / | || | .:. | || |#| \ | || A | /6 6\ | || |#| / | || |~|_|_\ e /_|_ .@@@@, :| |=: / | |\ |_|)___`"`___(8 aa`@@@, ||_|,| | |_| \ |~~~~~~~~~| = `@@@ \)))|| | ((( | \_________/ )_/`@' |~~~`-`~~~| `~\~~~~~~| |/ /_\ \| / || @ | | `\ / ()/___\() | || @ |_________| ( || ||~~~~~|| /~|| "` |_________| | || || || /__W_\ | || | || || || ||| |_||__ __|_|| ||_____|| _||| jgs (____)) (:;:;)) ||-----|| ((___) boy and girl and their growing family... (boy loses more hair, gains paunch, still working girl becomes more "shapely") /:`"| .@@@@@, |: 66|_ @@@@@@@@, C _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` .@@@@@, || |Y| //`\ ."~~~~~". aa`@@@@, || |#| / | || | .@. | (_ ?@@@@ || |#\ \ | || | /e e\ | A = @@@@" || | #| | | || 0 0_|_\ - /_|_|~| )_@@@" |"":\ :| |==: | | |\ ("))___`"`___(|_| /. |@@ 66 `:| ||_|,/ | |_| \ `( )|~~~~~~~~~| ((| | (_ / \)))|| | ((( | '^'\_________/ || | -_( |~~~`-`~~~| \~~~~~~| |/ /_\ \| ||_| / || | | \ / ()/___\() | W) | || |_________| (( | ||~~~~~|| || | |_|| |_________| || | || || || | | W| | || || | || || || | || | |_||__ ||__| ||_____|| _||_| _||_| jgs (____)) ((____) ||-----|| ((___) ((___) boy and girl have grown children and have earned that "middle-age spread" (boy loses even more hair, gains more weight, still working girls gets even more "shapelier"... and they're still in love!) |":::\ /```| .@@@@@, ,,,, 66 :::| |` 66|_ @@@@@@@@, @@@@@@, (_ ':D C _) aa`@@@@@@ aa @@@@, |_, / (\/) \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ (_ ?@@@@ \__( \/ ) / =' @@@@" =' @@@@" //`\\ @@@@, /`\\ \_(``` ) @@@" | | || ee "@@ /| |Y| /``\ /-'@@@, | |_|| (_ `D | | |#| / | || / / \@@@ | | || |_ / | | | #\ \ | || \ | |@@@ | | || \_( | | | #| / | || || |@@" |-| |< / \ :=| |===: / | | \ || |@" ||(((| | || | |_|, / | |_| \ ||=|\ ||_:_/ | || \)))|| | ((( | |((( \ || | | || |~~~`-`~~~| \~~~~~~~| |____/ || | |_|| | | \ / || / (( | | `W |_________| (( | (( | || | || | |_________| || | || | || | || | | || || | || | ||=| || | |_||__ ||__| //^) __||_| _||_| jgs (____)) ((____) ((_/Y ((_____) ((____) boy and girl alone again... 8 8 8 /```| .@@@@@, 8 8 | 66|_ @@@@@@@@, 8 (\/) 8 C _) aa`@@@@@@ 8 \/ 8(\/) \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ 8 |8:\/:~:~) /:~:~: =' @@@@~:~:8 |8::::::/\\/`\;_:::\ (__:::::8 |8:::::| \ '\___/``\\// `\)::8 |8::::|| | '|::/ / ^^ \ \::8 |8::::|| | ' \:| \__/\__/ |::8 |8o:::|\ \ ' |:\_\ /_/:::8o |"8o:::=\ \===::/`\`%%`/'\:::"8o |\"8o~| \_\ \| `""` |:~:\8o \ \"8o\ ))) \ \:::"8o \ \"8o:`. \ \ \:::"8o \|~~~~~| -|| -|mmmmmmmmmmmm~~~~| `~~~~~| || |~~| |~| |~~~~~` jgs | || | |__| |__| | || | \ | \ | |__||__| (~~^\(~~^\ ( \ \ `-._)`-._) `-._)-._) ... and they live happily ever after! -=[ couple ]=-6/97 .-=-. ////"\\ .=. ( 6 6 ) //"\\ \ - / (/6 6\) _.) (._ )\ = /(-` `:` `\ _(_ ) ( _)-| : |\ \ (_/ `\_/` \ | : |/ / / (_ @ _) \\_ : _/ / \ \)___(/ / |===|_) \/`"""`\/ | L | | | | | | | | | | | |_____| | | | ||| | | | ||| | | | ||| |_|_| jgs / Y \ / T \ `"`"` `"`"` -=[ couple ]=- 5/98 __ _ /_ `\ /`_`\ |/ `-.| ( / \ ) \^_^/ )\^_^/( __> <__ (_.> <._) '-' `\ jgs / \_/ \ \ -=[ couple ]=- 7/00 .---. /_/ \_\ ,;;;, ( '>') (((( )) \ -/ ('<' ))) )-(_ \= ((( / `-\'--.)_())) | \ |--./--' \ |\ \;_ /\\_ / | |_\___|_/) / / / | / /_/\ \ || | ((( | | || | | | || | | | || |_____| | || || | jgs |__||_ ||_| (___)_) ((_/Y -=[ young couple ]=- 9/00 .---. ."""-. // \ \ | .\\\ )' )_| \__/ -( \__ / \ _/ .-;___;-. .-;_(-. / \ / \ /-/| |\-\ /_/| |\_\ \ \| |/ / \ \|___|/ / \ \_____/ / )/\ /|\ /|\ |\\ | | | | | |_____| | | | | | | |_ | _| |-|-| | | | \ | / | | | jgs /-T-\ |__|__| (_/ \_) (_/ \_) -=[ couple ]=- 9/00 _ _ /-\ /-\ \_/ )\_/( /\Y/\ /\_/\ || : |\ /(_ _)| || : |\\//`)_(|| (|---| \/ / \) | | | |___| | | | ||| |_|_| ||| jgs (/ \) (/ \) -=[ couple ]=- 3/00 ,@@@@@@@, ,######## @@@@@@@@@@, ### _ _\ /_ _ `@@@@ #C' _\ /_ ?@@@ \( _ \ /_ )@@@ \'--, ___) (__ ,-;@@@@, jgs \ \ / (@@@@@ -=[ man and girl ]=- tweak 8/00 ___________________ / _________________ \ |/ \| || || || .-""-. || || / \ \ || || | /`-._| || || |/ . . | || .-;;;-. || ( _\ ) || (((;(::(\ || |\ = | || ).`\):):) || /\ \_._/ || < (:(:( || /\_\___//\ || = `\:):\ || /` \ \| `\ || '--')(:(:) |\/_____|__;_____\_/| )(::)"( jgs \___________________/ .' (::)) / / ;;-` \/ / \ .-""-. / \ \ | /`-._| |/ . . | .-;;;-. ( _\ ) (((;(::(\ |\ = | ).`\):):) /\ \_._/ < (:(:( /\_\___//\ = `\:):\ /` \ \|/ `\'--')(:(:) / | ; \ )(::)"( jgs ; \ ' .' (::)) \ / / ;;-` \/ / | -=[ people showing sign ]=- 6/97 /""""" >==============< ,((((((, | (.).) | | ((/)))))))) C _) \_/// | | )(.(.)((((( \ _| \ _/ | | (((_ ?)))) \__/___/ / | | \\\_/ ))\= /((( <___Y> \_/ | | \_ / (((\ ())))) / \ #\__\ | | \ \_)))//^\((( / | #| >==============< \___// | || |___| #| \\ | || | | #| | | |/ \ \ #| | / / \ \=LI |/ / \ /// || |\\\ | | || |____/ | || || / | || (( | | || || \ | || || | | || ||_/ [___]]_ _//_\) jgs (_____)) ((___/Y ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ visiting in the hospital ]=- 7/97 .---------. _ |:: [-=-] | | | |_________| |~| |_| ,;;;;, I\ ,__ ,;;;, __, ///\\\\\ I |{ / . . \ } / " \\|| I | ) ( _ ) ( \_= _/// I |{___'-. .-'___}\___ )_\ I ||~/,'~~~~~,\~~|'---(( \ I \ // \\ | \ \ \ I \/ // | | /-/ I (/ (/ | |/||\ I | | | | I | | |____/ I :-----_o_-----: || | I | /~~|===|~~\ | (( | jgs I || |===| || ||_/ /^\ "~ '^^^' "" ((__| -=[ something romantic ]=- 7/97 (\/) ,;;;, \/ ,;;;, /////)) """\\\\ |/// '' '' \\) \(C _) (_ _) ((_)) _= =_ / `"`/ / \ \ (`""-. <\-/`> jgs /`~~~`\ / Y`~` \ ,;;;, ,;;;, """\\\\ /////)) '' \\) |/// '' (_ _) \(C _) =_ / ((_)) _= \ \ `"`/ / <\-/`> (`""-. / Y`~` \ jgs /`~~~`\ / : \ ,;;;, ,;;;, """\\\\ /////)) '' `\\) |/// '' /_ _) \(C _) | / ((_)) _= =_ / `"`/ / \ \ (`""-. <\-/``> jgs /`~~~`\ / Y`~`` \ -=[ Molly and David ]=- 7/97 ,;;;;;;;, _,_ .;;;;;;;;;;;. .;;;;;. .;;;/'^'.'^'\;;;. /'^'.'^'\ ;;;( O O );;; ( O O ) ';;;\ o /;;;' \ o / ';;'._-_.';;' '._-_.' {\_/} <>o<> jgs / `Y` \ /` : `\ -=[ princess in tower ]=- 7/97 _ _ _ _ [_]___[_]__[_]___[_] [__#__][__I_]__I__#] [_I_#_I__#[__]__#__] [_]_#_]__I_#_] [I_|/ _W_ \|#] [#_||{(")}||_] [_I||{/~\}||_] [__]|/\_/\||#] [_I__I#___]__] [__I_#_I___#_] [#__I____]__I] .-. [__I_#__I__[_] __|=|__ [_#_[__#_]__#] (_/`-`\_) [__#_I__[#_I_] //\___/\\ [_I__]__#_I__] <>/ \<> [#__I__#_]__I] \|_._|/ [_I#__I___I_#] .:. <_I_> [#__I__]_#___] -=o=- ||| [_I__I#__]___] ':' jgs /_|_\ \\[__]#___][__#]//, \|/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ muslim couple ]=- 3/00 _..._ .' '. ___ /_________\ .' '. |88888888888| / \ | |"""""""| | ||#######|| | | e e | | | /"""""\ | | | \ | | ||_a_\_a_|| \ |\ - /| / | | | | '._.' | | | | / \ / \ / \ / \ | | | | | '. .' | /__.' '.__\ / jgs/ -=[ caveman and family ]=- 9/00 ////\ ///_ _\\\ // '\' \\ ///\_-_/\\\ _) (_ /\`"` \ /| \ ' \ / | '--; \ / /| |\ \ ____ (.' |_____| '.;' '. \\ \ | / / \ )'\ ( | ) | () | jgs |. | / T \ \ / \_/ ooO Ooo '.____.' \\\\\// ///_ _\\\ )) '>' (( ///\_-_/\\\ ////) (\\\\ ``/\`"` \`` \\)// /| '---,\ //. .\\ / :-' '-| \ \_-_/ / /|' .:|'(\/`. .\ (.' |_____| \/|_._|\ \\ \ | / /\_/\\) )'\ (|) \_|_/ jgs |. | /T\ |/ \| \_/ ooOoo "' '" \\///// \\\\\// ///_ _\\\ ///_ _\\\ // '\' \\ )) '>' (( ///\_-_/\\\ ///\_-_/\\\ _) (_ ////) (\\\\ /\`"` \ ``/\`"` \`` \\)// /| \ ' \ /| '---,\ //. .\\ / | '--; \ / :-' '-| \ \_-_/ / /| |\ \ ____ / /|' .:|'(\/`. .\ (.' |_____| '.;' '(.' |_____| \/|_._|\ \\ \ | / / \ \ | / /\_/\\) )'\ ( | ) | () | (|) \_|_/ jgs |. | / T \ \ / /T\ |/ \| \_/ ooO Ooo '.____.' ooOoo "' '" -=[ couple - pregnant woman ]=- 6/00 tweak .---. / :""| .;;;;;, |:`..| (((((((\\ C` _\ ..`\\)\\) \ _| /_ ))))) ) / \_= ((((( /`\\ \(`)))) || |Y| //`\((( || |.| / | ||))) || |.| \ | ||(( || |.| / | || :| |=: / |_|\ ||_|,| | |_| \ \)))/ \ ((( | | | `\ | | || |____| | || | || | || | || | || | || |_||__ /~)) jgs (____)) /_/YY -=[ man and woman on bed ]=- 7/00 ___ .' '. o888888o /::' o-\o 88`8888888 |c _\ e^e 88888 \ -/ /_ 888 _.-) --' \=_ / ." < \_/ >\ ) \-. / `-.\.'| \ ,.' || \ () | | : | \ //'.__.' | \ || | | : | \ / \ , /\ \ .-""""-._ || | | : |\ \ / /`-``--` \ \ / \|| | \_____:__/ \ / / ) \ \. /|| .--|__/ |--\_/ /---/ _.-|\ \_-.....-'` || / [__| _| | \___ \ /'-._.' |/ ___/_ _ _ _|| | .--' | \ \ `` / / / `` ) || | '----' \ \ \ / / /` / || | `\ \ \ / / /` ( || | | | | | | | \ || \ | | | \ \ \ ) || |'----------|___|___|-----\ \ |----------'--------=|| || [___]___] \ )\ ) || || ( \ \ / / / || || `\ \\ \ ooOOooo || || jgs oooOOooo || -=[ hmmmm -- they're hugging in a vertical position -- keep it "G" rated ]=- 7/00 __ /` `.__ \_ _., `'-._ _.--. _`_ ) | '/ _ \ / `/ /'---./ / \ \--.___ \__./ /--.. /``-\ '-.___`\ '-' `--` `--` \/ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/jgsarticle2.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/jgsarticle2.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. You ASCII'd For It -- #2 .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. January 6th, 1999 I've discovered that people either really like ASCII art or they can't stand it. Usually those who don't like ASCII art argue that there are better forums to display graphics. And these people are correct-- jpg and gif files are much more detailed and easier on the eyes... However there is more to ASCII art than it simply being a graphic. It has progressed beyond being a low bandwidth computer graphic and has become an art form. I first saw a little picture of an ASCII bicycle and was just in awe of it. Someone actually envisioned how parentheses could make the wheels of the bicycle -- I was amazed. I looked around for more of these kind of pictures and discovered that they were called "ASCII art". (ASCII is an acronym for 'American Standard Code of Information Interchange.') There was a USENET newsgroup for ASCII art, as well as a LISTSERV mailing list. I immediately subscribed to both. I found lots of ASCII art and even more requests. Most requests were not filled, so I decided to try to make some of the things that people were asking for. Making the ASCII art is relaxing to me. I must have an eye for it because it really doesn't seem that difficult. Most pictures take about 15-20 minutes to create. The larger pictures obviously take longer while smaller pictures are more of a challenge. These ASCII pictures are used in e-mail, in ezines, on BBSs (bulletin board systems), in MUDs/MUGs (Multi-User Dungeons/Games), in mIRC (Internet Relay Chat), and for text-based webpage development. Despite being the dinosaur of computer graphics, they are quite popular. My website averages close to 1000 hits a day and I receive tons of personal e-mail (and requests!). You asked if my Internet social life has changed, I would have to say a most definite yes. Some people have called me an Internet celebrity, a "webutante", the "queen of ASCII art", and other very flattering names. If I visit a mIRC channel, I often receive "op honors". An Internet admirer bought me my most recent computer system-- something I would never have expected from a total stranger. Yes, there have been some very positive aspects to creating the ASCII art. However, there also has been a down side-- I have been mail- bombed, impersonated, and nearly subscribed to hundreds of mailing lists without my authorization. Overall though, the good outweighs the bad. I have my 16+meg ASCII art gallery on the Internet so that I can share the pictures with others and bring smiles to their faces. Hearing how my ASCII art has brought people together or brightened others' lives makes it all worth the time and effort. One gentleman even proposed to his now-wife via Internet with an ASCII art diamond ring that I created. Gee, I get warm-fuzzies just thinking about that... (I sure hope that she got a real diamond too!) I have created ASCII art in numerous categories. I think the only area that I am missing is the 'adult xx genre' namely because my four young children view the ASCII art that I have made. You won't find anything really nasty at my site. I do have a strong mythos and fantasy section of ASCII art (385K). Some of my favorite fantasy pictures include the following: (view in fixed-width font such as courier, monaco, lucinda console, or fixedsys) ,_ .--. _)\ / ;--. . 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'_.-'` jgs _,-'` ,-'` .' \_ `< '---` `'-'-` The most misunderstood parts of ASCII art are the font, character, and signature factors. ASCII art is designed to be viewed in a fixed-width non-proportional font. These are the "typewriter-like" fonts where each character is the same width. Many people are starting to use the proportional fonts such as Arial. The ASCII art will appear skewed when viewed in a proportional font. Some people then decide that they will create ASCII art or modify it to look good in their proportional font. What they don't know is that while their new ASCII art looks good to them, it can be viewed properly by only a very small population. Proportional fonts vary from system to system-- even the same name font can vary in width from one computer to the next! They would be better off leaving the ASCII art in a fixed-width font so that others can see it. ALL systems have options for fixed-width fonts. It is the universal font style. Anther misunderstood aspect of ASCII art is the characters used. The characters utilized in ASCII art are the space and the 94 characters found on the average U.S. keyboard. That's it. abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 1234567890<>{}[]()/\|,.;:! "'`~@#$%^&*_+-=? These are the characters that make up the 7-bit ASCII coding scheme. Extended characters, or characters created by using the alt key and the alphanumeric keyboard, are *not* ASCII characters and are not equally recognized in systems around the world. What might look like a British Sterling Pound character on one system could very well appear as some- thing else on another computer system. These extended characters are not universal and can really screw up an ASCII art picture. That is why they are not used. Also, most people don't understand what the letters are that are on the ASCII art pictures. Most people sign their ASCII art creations with their initials. For example, my pictures have a 'jgs' somewhere on them. These initials are usually the only credit that an ASCII artist receives for making the ASCII picture. ASCII art is mainly a hobby-- there is no big money in it. Unfortunately, there are people who think that the artist's initials clutter the ASCII art and therefore removes them. Some people even take credit for creating the ASCII art that others have made by replacing the artist's initials with THEIR name. This is one of the most annoying and rude things that an ASCII artist can experience... and it does come around. You might be surprised at just how small the cyberworld really is. Few people know that ASCII art follows Internet copyright laws. Altering ASCII art or using/selling it in their programs could get them into legal trouble. Most ASCII artists don't mind their pictures being reproduced and shared so long as its use is of a personal nature, non-commercial, and the artist's credits/signature remains intact. There are several ASCII Art tutorials available on the net. If you want to create the ASCII art, the best thing to do is to view as much ASCII art as possible, read the FAQ, read the tutorials, and then give the ASCII art a try. All one needs is a text-editor and a proper font. Personally, I don't use a program or any software (besides Notepad) to create my ASCII pictures. There are some programs that create ASCII art but the results are not very good. These programs typically create 'solid' style ASCII art. Solid style ASCII art typically appears as a block of characters such as "$$$%%%&&&&" with varying degrees of shading. The results must be hand-manipulated (tweaked) so that the final picture looks nice. I don't endorse any conversion programs. There is one program which is quite helpful, though. That program is called FIGlet and it creates letters and numbers in large ASCII-fied characters. FIGlet can be downloaded off of the Internet or used (without downloading) from the following URL: http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/ There is much more information about ASCII art-- its history, tutorials, basic styles, etc -- please refer to the ASCII Art FAQ at: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/faq.htm One final word of caution. I have found that ASCII art is addicting-- beware! -joan -- /:.:, ~ O \::/ ~ o /|` ~ o _ ' sSSs /:| ~ \\__\_SSSs/::| ,sSSs ' `--((S\SSSs/ ASCII ART GALLERY: ,SSSS_/ ,_ SS\\SSSs http://www.ascii-art.com sS/`))\// sSS//SSs S//|_(\/ `Ss' sSSs, S\\|::\ joan stark _, \_SSSS, SS` \:| spunk1111@juno.com \\/((`\Ss ~ \|__ ._ \/)_|\\Ss ~ /:::\ ~ \ `-.-""' ///SS ~ jgs \:`'` /_.-'`-==-' ' 'SSs .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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And just for fun, you can drag the butterflies to hover around the flowers! ┌─────────────────────────┬─────────────────────────┬─────────────────────────┐ │ Here are the characters │ │ │ │ which can be dragged: │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ ,,,,.... │ │ , │ │ -------- │ │ .--'|} │ │ ''''==== │ │ / /}} │ │ |||||||| │ │ .=\.--'`\} │ │ {{{{}}}} │ │ //` '---./` │ │ //////// │. │ || /| │ │ \\\\\\\\\\\\\ │ │ , \\| | │ │ ____```` │ │ |\_\\/ │ │ ooOO**^^ │ │ \__/\\ │ │ ++~~]][[ │ │ \\ │ │ │ │ jgs \| │ │ │ │ │ │ [butteflypi][butter] │ │ │ │ [butterfly2][butter] │ │ │ │ [butterfly2][butter] │ │ │ │[butterfly2][butteflypi] │ │ │ └─────────────────────────┴─────────────────────────┴─────────────────────────┘ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site DHTML Scripts! .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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( ` ) . ) ( _ )_ (_, _( ,_)_) (_ _(_ ,) | _ _ \ - / ( ` )_ -= (@) =- ( ) `) / ~ \ (_ (_ . _) _) | [planesm] _ ( ) _ . ( ` ) . ) ( _ )_ (_, _( ,_)_) (_ _(_ ,) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ small airplane ]=- 2/97 _ -=\`\ |\ ____\_\__ -=\c`""""""" "`) jgs `~~~~~/ /~~` -==/ / '-' -=[ small airplane w/clouds ]=- 2/97 _ -=\`\ |\ ____\_\__ -=\c`""""""" "`) jgs `~~~~~/ /~~` -==/ / '-' _ _ ( ` )_ ( ) `) (_ (_ . _) _) _ ( ) _ . ( ` ) . ) ( _ )_ (_, _( ,_)_) (_ _(_ ,) -=[ tiny airplane ]=- 2/00 _ __|_\_ =u__.-.__) jgs /_/ -=[ airplane, boat, and tanks ]=- 2/00 _ __|_\_ =u__.-.__) /_/ _h___ I __[_]___\_[]=_ __ \, / _[__]=== jgs^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^^''''"" (______) __ _[__]=== (______) -=[ airplane ]=- 12/99 .'/ / / _____/ /___/| .'____'--'____- \ \ jgs '.\ -=[ airplane ]=- 9/97 .------, =\ \ .---. =\ \ | C~ \ =\ \ | `----------'------'----------, .' LI.-.LI LI LI LI LI LI LI.-.LI`-. \ _/.____|_|______.------,______|_|_____) / / =/ / =/ / =/ / jgs /_____,' -=[ airplane ]=- 6/00 _ / \ | | | | | | | | | | ,' ', _.-"` `"-._ _.-"` `"-._ | __..-. .-..__ | '--""`` | | ``""--` | | ,' ', jgs | | `-'`'-` -=[ airplane ]=- tweak 9/00 _ _ | '-' | '. .' | | .-..,,__ | | __,,..-. \_ `'-' '-'` _/ `'-.._ _..-'` '-., ,.-' | | | | | | | | | | \_/ -=[ airplane ]=- 2/01 | --====|====-- | .-"""""-. .'_________'. /_/_|__|__|_\_\ ;'-._ _.-'; ,--------------------| `-. .-' |--------------------, ``""--..__ ___ ; ' ; ___ __..--""`` jgs `"-// \\.._\ /_..// \\-"` \\_// '._ _.' \\_// `"` ``---`` `"` -=[ biplane ]=- 3/97 __/\__ `==/\==` ____________/__\____________ /____________________________\ __||__||__/.--.\__||__||__ /__|___|___( >< )___|___|__\ _/`--`\_ jgs (/------\) -=[ dirigible ]=- 6/97 _..--=--..._ .-' '-. .-. /.' '.\/ / |=- -=| ( \'. .'/\ \ '-.,_____ _____.-' '-' jgs [_____]=8 -=[ hot air balloons and clouds ]=- 2/01 _ .--. ( ` ) .-' `--, _..----.. ( )`-. .'_|` _|` _|( .__, ) /_| _| _| _( (_, .-' ;| _| _| _| '-'__,--'`--' | _| _| _| _| | _ || _| _| _| _| _( `--.\_| _| _| _|/ .-' )--,| _| _|.` (__, (_ ) )_| _| / jgs`-.__.\ _,--'\|__|__/ ;____; \YT/ || |""| '==' _ .--. ( ` ) .-' `--, _..----.. ( )`-. .'_|` _|` _|( .__, ) /_| _| _| _( (_, .-' ;| _| _| _| '-'__,--'`--' | _| _| _| _| | _ || _| _| _| _| _( `--.\_| _| _| _|/ .-' )--,| _| _|.` (__, (_ ) )_| _| / jgs`-.__.\ _,--'\|__|__/ ;____; \YT/ ||^%-- |""| \ ...beautiful balloon, Joan!!! '==' it flies very well now. _ _( `--. .-' )--, (__, (_ ) ) `-.__.\ _,--' _..----.._ .'_|` _|` _| . /_| _| _| _|\ ;| _| _| _| _; | _| _| _| _| | || _| _| _| _| \_| _| _| _|/ '._| _| _|.` jgs \ _| _| / \|__|__/ ;____; \||/ || |""| '==' _..==--.._ .'_|:::|` _|:. /_|:::| _|:::|\ ;|:::| _|:::| _; |::| _|:::| _|:| || _|:::| _|:::| \_|:::| _|:::|/ '::| _|:::|.` jgs \ _|:::| / \|::|__/ ;____; \YT/ || |""| '==' -=[ stealth bomber ]=- 11/98 .-. _, .-. ,_ .-. '-._'--' \_| |_/ '--'_.-' '-._ \ | | / _.-' `-.^| |^.-' `\=/` ` -=[ bus ]=- 5/97 .----------------. |_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I]___ .::. | _ : ; _ ) jgs ':::'' ='-(_)----------=-(_)-' -=[ School bus ]=- 5/97 .----------------. |_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I]___ .::. | _ SCHOOL : ; _ ) jgs ':::'' ='-(_)----------=-(_)-' -=[ school bus ]=- 10/00 __________________________ (_________________________@) / | | | | | | | || `\ |__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__||___\ |=================== 18 | : |`'-._ _| .-. | : | ,===`\ '=|___/.-.\________________|_:_|_/.-.\| \'-'/ \'-'/ jgs '-' '-' -=[ bus ]=- 1/00 _______________________________ / .-----..--..--..--..--..--..--\ |)[_____][__][__][__][__][__][___\__ | _ | -|- _ `\ _( /.\ | | /.\ [) jgs `'---\_/---------------------------\_/--' -=[ bus/van ]=- 8/98 _______________ / .-----..--..--\ |)[_____][__][___\__ | _ | -|- _ `\ _( /.\ | | /.\ [) jgs `'---\_/-----------\_/--' -=[ double decker bus ]=- 2/01 _____________ /_ _ _ _ _ _ _\ |_|_|_|_|_|_|__| |_ _ _ _ _ _ __| |_|_|_|_|_|_|__| | |- | jgs '-()--------()-' -=[ fire engine and burning house ]=- 4/98 ) ,%, ) _(___[]_ %%%,&&&, ,%%, (;` /\ %Y/%&&&& %%%% ___/_____)__/ _\__ ,%%, ^^^||^&\Y&^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^%Y/%^^/ (_() ( | /____/\^^^%%%%^^ ` || _,..=xxxxxxxxxxxx, || |(' |LI (.)I| | LI || %\Y% -= /L_Y.-"""""""""`,-n-. ` @'---|__||___|_|____||_ || ___-=___.--'[========]|L]J: []\ __________@//@___________) )______ -= _ _ _ |/ _ ''_ " " ||[ -_ 4 | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ '-(_)-(_)----'v'-(_)--' jgs----------------------------------------------------------------- -=[ fire engine ]=- 4/98 _,..=xxxxxxxxxxxx, /L_Y.-"""""""""`,--n. .--'[=======]|L]J: []\ |/ _ ''_ " " ||[ -_ 4 | jgs '-(_)-(_)----'v'-(_)--' -=[ ambulance ]=- 11/99 _____________[\_ / _|_ .--..--\ |) | [__][___\___ | | -|- __ `\ _( .----. | | / \ [) jgs `'---\__/-----------\__/--' ~an auto~ (early art!) ________ /.--..--,\ //___||___\\___, #% / ,_, - ,_, \ jgs #%@# =(_/(_)\_____/(_)\__) -=[ convertible ]=- 12/96 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ _ , __ __ __ __ __ -- -,_/\\_~0_\ ___ __ __ __ -- / ___ \- `___`"-, --- `"-( @ )----( @ )---` jgs '-' '-' ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ small vehicles ]=- 2/97 .--. .-' `--. jgs '-()---()--' _____ _____|LI|_\\__ [ _ [^ _ `) jgs `"""(_)"""""(_)~ __, __.-"-.__// _.-'~` / jgs '---(_)----(_)-' ___ .--. [ATM] .----' '--. | '-()-----()-' | -=[ truck/van ]=- 6/97 .-------.___ | ||||| |[_o\_ | ^^^^^ |- ` ) jgs '-()------()- -=[ car ]=- 3/00 .-"""""""""""""-. //` || '. // || :. _....-" '-------''----------' `---...._ .' : '. / | : \ | .----. | : .----. |) (_/__// \\_________|____________;// \\__|_) jgs \ / \ / '--' '--' -=[ car ]=- 4/97 _________ / ;~~~~~~`\ ____/ |________\________ / : `\ |> .--.:^^ .--. _<) {____/ .. \___________/ .. \____} \ '' / \ '' / jgs '--' '--' -=[ car ]=- 6/98 _......_ , __.-'\______\\'.______ >` '-`.--------'---`-`-`-. / .-. \________ "" .-. =\ jgs '---( o )------------( o )--' '-' '-' -=[ car ]=- 6/00 .---;-, __/_,{)|__;._ ."` _ : _ `. .:::;. .::' jgs '--(_)------(_)--' ` '::' -=[ little car Yugo? ]=- 8/00 __________ /`.---..----;\ / /____||_____\\__ | "~ 7 `'. (_ .--. ========.--. =| jgs `"( () )"""""""( () )"` '--' '--' -=[ traffic ]=- 6/98 ________ h___ __ __ _____ ___ | | | L|_ _/ L\__ _| L\__ | L\_ _/ L\__ | |_| | '-o---o-' '-o---o-' '-O---O-' '=o----o-' '-OO----`OO----O-' ^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ nascar ]=- 5/00 __________ _.='"----.._ `""--.._ _.'.-'\\ () \``""-.`"-. __ _.'/ '--' '-----[] .-'.-' .-' `'-'` / _..--""``` _, _, _, _, _ LI [__] \ .' .-'''-. / // // // / [_] .-'''-. #### '-. / / _ \ '-, / '-, / .----. / _ \ Valvoline\ | | (_) | /_/ /_/ '----'|| (_) | ____..' '--'\ / '===================' \ /'==' jgs `-...-` `-...-' -=[ woman in car ]=- 6/00 .--------------------. /----------------------\ //""""""""""_||_"",;;;,"\\ // ___ (____)//"""\\ \\ // _(___)_ /( '.' )\ \\ .--.// / \ (((\ = /))) \\.--. / (( | | {_}.="""=.{_} )) \ '----.----mmmmmmm----;----mmmmmmm----.----' / . \ / . \ / . \ / _ \ |.-------. (_) .-------.| | \ ; / | |\__o_____/'-._______Y_______.-'\_____o__/| '. \X/X\X/X\X/X\X/X\X/X\X/ .' `=.____..\X|X|X|X|X|X|X|X|X|X/..____.=` jgs ||||||| `"""""""""""""""""` ||||||| \|||||/ \|||||/ `"""` `"""` -=[ K9 police ]=- 10/00 __[]__ ,-`---.--`;. (} .---' '---'.-.-- '----. jgs `"` `"` ` ` /> >\ -=[ R.C. - Toy Story]=- 12/96 |-----..,,..-----| | o | | __|___ ______ | ` | || ` .----.| || .----. | ||-"`--`"-.| | | ( | .--. ) | | \ ^ | | / | | \ | | / | '----'\ | | /'----' O\ |__| /O .---.I.-. .-.I.---. | |( @ )( @ )| | jgs | (`"--..,,..--"`) | | `:-..,__,..-"` | '---' '---' -=[ Volkswagen Beatle ]=- 6/97 ___ /___\ ." | ". (o_|_o) jgs u u / : \ / : \ / : ___ \ / : /___\ \ / : ." | ". \ / : (o_|_o) \ jgs/ : u u \ / : \ -=[ truck ]=- 3/97 .--------.__ |::::::::|[_I___, |_.-.____I__.-~;| jgs `(_)--------(_)" -=[ semi truck ]=- 12/97 _______________________________________________ | | |\ | | || | |,""---:___ | ||== | .-.| | ||== | '-'-----. |_______________________________________________|| |~ | -(| |_____________________________/< _...==...____| | | ___ | \\ .-. .-. // \| \//.-. .-.\\ --------"-"/.-.\_] `( o )( o )' ' ( o )( o )`"""""""""==`( o ) jgs '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' -=[ semi truck ]=- 4/00 _________________ .--H--.| jgs | _//_|| || | [ -| |'--;--------------' '-()-()----()"()^^^^^^^()"()' -=[ 18 wheeler truck ]=- 3/01 _______________________ |jgs |h_ __ | ||=|##L_ |________________.====._||_|__._] `(_)(_)` `(_)(_)"""="=(_) -=[ pick up ]=- 10/00 .-------. ;"|| \\ .-----------'-''-----`'----. |_ :- () (__/""\______________/""\___) jgs \__/ \__/ -=[ taxi cab ]=- 6/97 [\ .----' `-----. //^^^^;;^^^^^^`\ _______//_____||_____()_\________ /826 : : ___ `\ |> ____; ; |/\><| ____ _<) {____/ \_________________/ \____} \ '' / \ '' / jgs '--' '--' ~a boat ~ ____, / __(__. )__ \-,_________//O= --/___________ _ _( ' ) ~^~-~_`\ `-------------/| ( ` )__ , ___)^~_ ~-^~~-_`\xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxSPUNK| /(. ' ) ' ___)' ~^~^ ~~^-~_~^-` ~~^ ~^~ ~^-~^-~^~^^~`~~~-~^_~-^~. ' ~^~-^_~^ ~~-~~~_^~~-~^_~^~^~^-~^_~^-~^~^-~^~_~^~-~^~-~_~`-^~^^^~ ^~^~-~^~_~^~^-~^~^-~^_~^~^^-~^~-~^~^_^~^~ ~- ~~ ^~jgs (thanks Michel for the 'smoke' idea! -=[ ship ]=- 4/98 ,:',:`,:' __||_||_||_||_||__ ____[""""""""""""""""""]____ \ " ''''''''''''''''''''''' \ ~~jgs~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~^~^~~^~^~^^~~^~^ ** sailboat ** 10/96 ~; ,/|\, ,/' |\ \, ,/' | | \ ,/' | | | ,/' |/ | ,/__________|-----' , ___.....-----''-----/ jgs \ / ~~-~^~^~`~^~`~^^~^~-^~^~^~-~^~^ ~-^~^-`~^~-^~^`^~^-^~^`^~^-~^ ;~ ./|\. ./ /| `\. / | | `\. | | | `\. | \| `\. . `----|__________\. \-----''----.....___ jgs \ ""/ ~^~^~^~^~^`~^~^`^~^~^`^~^~^ ~^~^~`~~^~^`~^~^~`~~^~^~ -=[ small sailboat ]=- 2/97 ,~ |\ /| \ ~^~ ^~ /_|__\~^~ ~^~ ~^~^ ~ '======' ~^ ~^~ jgs ~^~ ~^ ~^~ ~^~ ~^ ~ -=[ schooner ]=- 5/97 .--.-. ( ( )__ (_, \ ) ,_) | '-'--`--' ~~| , \ _ / ,|`-._/| -== (_) ==- ^^ .' | /||\ / \ ^^ .' | ./ ||`\ | / `-. |/._ || \ / `|| `|;-._\ | || || \ ~^~_~^~_-~^~=~^~~^= / || ||__ \~^=~^~-~^~_~^~=~^~-~^~ ~^~ ~=~^~ _~^~ =~ `--------|`---|| `"-`___~~^~ =_~^=~~^~=`~^ jgs ~^~=~^_~^~ =~ \~~~~~~~'~~~~'~~~~/~~`` ~=~^~ ~^=_~^~ ~~^ ~^~ ~^=~^~_~-=~^~ ^ `--------------'~^~=~^~_~^=~^~=~ ~^~-~^= ~^~=~ ~^=~^~ ~^~^=~^~-~^~ ~^~=~^~^~ =~^~^=~^~^=~^~^ =~~`~^ ~^~= ~^~= ~~^~~`=~``^~^^~= ~^=~^~^~^ =`^~^`^~^=~^~-~~^ -=[ boats ]=- 10/98 . ,;:'`'::' __|| _____/LLLL\_ \__________"| ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ __T__I___...__7~ ,_ `"|-=||==|==|==| [_`'---...,____|"_||__|__|__|_ | `'---...__PHILOMENA D_______] jgs~^~-~^-^~^'----~^~---~---------~^---'`~^-^~~^-^~^ -=[ boats ]=- 9/00 |\___..--"/ __..--`` / \_______________/ __.. ____\ \___ ___ .-'`___..;---'''``` / \``` .' \_____________.-` tweaks/diddles by others... /\ /\ / '' \ / .o\ ..\ /.' |\ | '. __ ' |_\| \ \___ .__ |_| .--""___\..--"/ |_| | .__.|-"""..... ' / _____|_|_|\__ ________\_______________/______________________..-'::::::::::::::::-..___ hpg '''""""""""""""""''' jgs ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ hpeg@maphya.de ----- |\___..--"/ __..--`"" / '-._.'._:._'-._____..--' jgs/mrz -- !! _.' MaraZ - Samu-Martti Roitto - maraz@saunalahti.fi ¨'. *.-". -:_ http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/159/basefunk.html | -=[ windsurfer ]=- 5/97 , - /| - / | - /o | ~^~ ^~//-'|~^~ ~^~ ~^~.-->>---. ~^ ~^~ ~^~ `"""""""` ^~^ ~^ jgs~^~ ~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^ -=[ canoeing ]=- 8/97 O__, O__, /'._|\/______|\_/.'\ \ / / jgs~^~^~^~^^`~^~^~^~^~~^~^~^~^~^~^ -=[ kayak ]=- 12/98 __ \_\ \_() \/> .--===='-\_====--. ~^jgs~_~^~-^_^~-^~^-\_\^~-^~-^~^_^~^~ ~^~-~^~^~-~^~^~^-^~^~^~~-~^~^~-~^~^~ -=[ kayaking ]=- 12/98 _/\. /_ .^\ / ^. \ _.'^ . ^'. /_. / _\ --.`_~^ - .. /_/ ^ \`\_ ~ ~_ -~_`^ -~ ~^ _~~^~ _ ~^~_~ ^ -/.'_ / | '. \ /\_ '--.. '---.. .". /`-/___^ ^ \ `\ .'^.\_ '-. ~. / | \ '.'. ^ `--^--'|##|'---`-' /_. \ _\ -.__ ~ '. '---. / I \ _ ___ .;;``\/. 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'. -=[ anchors ]=- 3/98 ___ / \ | o | \ / ________) (________ | | '------. .------' | | | | | | | | /\ | | /\ /_ \ / \ / _\ \ '. .' '. .' / \ '--' '--' / jgs '. .' '._ _.' `'-. .-'` \ / ` _ (_) | ()---|---() | | __ | __ |\ /^\ /| jgs '..-' '-..' `-._ _.-` ` _ (_) <--|--> _ | _ jgs `\__/ \__/` `-. .-' ' -=[moving van]=- 12/96 -thanks to Paul Trinh for the basic design _______________________ | | | ~ W.R.S. Movers ~ ___| | |----. | "we're the wrs!" | |O,|____ @ | .-. | - .-. | `@@ =(_| @ |______________|___| @ |_) `-' `-' _______________________ | | | ~ W.R.S. Movers ~ ___| | |----. | "we're the wrs!" | |O,|____ @ | .-. .-. | - .-. | `@@ =(_| @ |________| @ |_|___| @ |_) `-' '-' `-' -=[ train ]=- 1/97 (@@@) (@@@@@) (@@) (@@@@@@@) (@@@@@@@) (@@@@@@@) (@@@@@) (@@@@@@@@@@@) (@@@) (@@@@@@@) (@@@@@@) (@@@) (@@@@@@) (@@@@@@) (@) (@@@) (@@@@) (@@) (@@) (@@@) .-. ] [ .-. _ .-----. ." """" """""" """"| .--` (:--:--:--:--:--:--:--:-| [___ .------------------------. |C&O : : : : : : [_9_] |'='|.----------------------.| /|.___________________________|___|'--.___.--.___.--.___.-'| / ||_.--.______.--.______.--._ |---\'--\-.-/==\-.-/==\-.-/-'/-- /__;^=(==)======(==)======(==)=^~^^^ ^^^^(-)^^^^(-)^^^^(-)^^^ jgs ~~~^~~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~ -=[ train ]=- 5/98 ____.-==-, _______ _______ _______ _______ _..._ {"""""LILI|[" " "'"]['""'"""][''""''']["" """"][LI LI] ^#^#^#^#^/_OO====OO`'OO---OO''OO---OO''OO---OO''OO---OO`'OO-OO'^#^#^#^ ^^^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ train in tunnel ]=- 5/99 _ _ - = _ _ _ = _......_ =_ _ _= .'\|_|_|_|_/'. - _ = /_\/` ____ `\/_\- - _ |_| [ ## ] |_| _ = |_| | )||( | |_| _= |_| \//()\\/ |_| - | = |_| \\__// |_|_ = - _|_| /`/ \`\ |_|= _| jgs .__|_| \:____:/ |_|__| _ =//====\\= ` ^ =//======\\= ^ ^ =//========\\= ^ =//==========\\= -=[ train engine]=- 3/01 ______ .-"""".._'. _,## _..__ |.-"""-.| | _,##'`-._ (_____)||_____|| |_,##'`-._,##'` _| |.;-""-. | |#'`-._,##'` _.;_ `--' `\ \ |.'`\._,##'` /.-.\ `\ |.-";.`_, |##'` |\__/ | _..;__ |'-' / '.____.'_.-`)\--' /'-'` //||\\(_.-'_,'-'` (`-...-')_,##'` jgs _,##`-..,-;##` _,##'`-._,##'` _,##'`-._,##'` `-._,##'` -=[ James' train ]=- 11/97 .---._ .--(. ' .).--. . .-. . ( ' _) .)` ( .)-. ( ) '-' ( , ). `(' . _) (') _________ '-' ____[_________] ________ \__/ | _ \ || ,;,;,, [________] _][__|(")/__|| ,;;;;;;;;, __________ __________ _| LILI |_ / | |____ | | | | ___ | | ____| (| .--. .--.| | ___ | | | | | | ____| |____ | /|/ .. \~~/ .. \_|_.-.__.-._|_|_.-:__:-._|_|_.-.__.-._|_|_.-.__.-._| +=/_|\ '' /~~\ '' /=+( o )( o )+==( o )( o )=+=( o )( o )+==( o )( o )=+= ='=='='--'==+='--'===+'-'=='-'==+=='-'+='-'===+='-'=='-'==+=='-'=+'-'jgs+ -=[ joan train ]=- 11/97 .---._ .--(. ' .).--. . .-. . ( ' _) .)` ( .)-. ( ) '-' ( , ). `(' . _) (') _________ '-' ____[_________] ________ \__/ | _ \ || ,;,;,, [________] _][__|(")/__|| ,;;;;;;;;, __________ _| LILI |_ / | | | |____ | | \| | (| .--. .--.| | ---- | | ___ | | |\ | /|/ .. \~~/ .. \_|_.-.__.-._|_|_.-.__.-._|_|_.-:_\.-._| ==+=/_|\ '' /~~\ '' /=+( o )( o )+==( o )( o )=+=( o )( o )+= jgs='=='='--'==+='--'===+'-'=='-'==+=='-'+='-'===+='-'=='-'==+= -=[ "Chris" train ]=- 1/98 .---._ ..--(. ' .).--. . .-. . ( ' _) .)` ( .)-. ( ) '-' ( , ). `(' . _) (') _________ '-' __ [_________] \__/ | _ \ || ________ _][__|(")/__|| ,;,;,;, ______ [________] / | ,;;;;;;;;;, __________ _(______)_ _| LILI |_ / _________| | | | | \ | | | ____| (| .--. .--.| | | | | ) / | | |____ | /|/ .. \~~~/ .. \_|_.-._|_.-._|_|_.-:_\.-._\_|_.-.__.-._|_|_.-.__.-._| =/_|\ '' /~~~\ '' /=+( o ) ( o )+==( o )( o )=+=( o )( o )+==( o )( o )=+= ='=='='--'==+='--'===+'-'==='-'==+=='-'+='-'===+='-'=='-'==+=='-'=+'-'jgs+ -=[ trail wagon ]=- tweak 8/00 . * * * . * . . . . . . . * * ,_ * .-.-------. . __(_\ . //^\\ \ * . . ~( _ ) ___ \\_//_______/ .--------.-. jgs^^ // >>^^,/ _ )~ ^^/[_=/]______]^^^^^^/ //^\\^^^ /_/< \\ /_(=/ (o) (o) \________\\=// ~ ~ [________[\__]\ ^^^ ^^ (o) (o)`\=)_\ -=[ spaceship ]=- o | . -O- . | * . -0- * o . ' * . o . . | * * * -O- . . * | , . o .---. = _/__~0_\_ . * o ' = = (_________) . . * jgs * - ) - * . . -=[ UFO ]=- 10/00 . | .-"^"-. /_....._\ .-"` `"-. ( ooo ooo ooo ) '-.,_________,.-' / \ jgs _/ \_ `"` `"` -=[ rocket ]=- 4/98 _ /^\ |-| | | |N| |A| |S| |A| /| |\ / | | \ jgs | | | | `-"""-` -=[ rocket ]=- 12/98 * .--. / / ` + | | ' \ \__, * + '--' * + /\ + .' '. * * /======\ + ;:. _ ; |:. (_) | |:. _ | + |:. (_) | * ;:. ; .' \:. / `. / .-'':._.'`-. \ |/ /||\ \| jgs _..--"""````"""--.._ _.-'`` ``'-._ -' '- -=[ the Enterprise - Star Trek ]=- 6/00 __...____________________ , `(\ [ ===NCC-1700===--|__|) ___..--"_`--.._____ `"""""""""""""""""| |""` [_""_-___________"_/ | | /..../`'-._.-'` ____| |__/::..'_ |\ ".`"` '_____//\ jgs `"'-. """"" \\/ `""""""""""` -=[ scooters ]=- 11/00 =|= | | | ,_________/| jgs (_)=======(_) _ _ __ _ _ (_::>||<_::_) || || || |D || || || || || |_P |=|\ | |/\ .-|`|\ \-. .---. / .|_/\\ _o\________________/ /'-.\ \ '-` / )_____==_=_==__==__`_____>/ jgs '---' '---' -=[ tiny bicycle - 2 lines ]=- 1/97 _f_,_ jgs (_)`(_) -=[ tiny bicycle ]=- f_, jgs ()\() -=[ bicycle ]=- 4 lines 6/97 == __\ __.-"\---|__ / \\_@\-'/ \ jgs \__/ \__/ -=[ bicycle ]=- 4/00 +-. .--. +-. | `"|"` \| .------;/|===;. Y.==. /\|/\___\|_.'_`\/\|/\ |--o--|___(_)' |--o--| \/|\/ =' \/|\/ jgs `"` `"` -=[ tiny motorcycle ]=- 9/97 _ .-.-.=\-. jgs (_)=='(_) -=[ T'ANKS ]=- 2/97 _ _ _ _ _ _ _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== (_____) (_____) (_____) (_____) (_____) (_____) _______ __ ____ ___ __ ___ __ _____ (__ __) )_) ( ) ( \ | )( ) / ) / __ \ | | / /| | | \ | | | | / / \ < \_) | | / /_| | | |\ \| | | ` < _`'=. | | / /~~| | | | \ | | |~\ \ ( \__>`\ jgs (___) (__/ |__)(___) \___)(___) \__) \_____/ TONS & TONS & TONS & TONS & TONS & TONS & TONS & TONS _ _ _ _ _ _ _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== (_____) (_____) (_____) (_____) (_____) (_____) -=[ tire ]=- 8/97 .-;;;;;-. .;;;;;;;;;;;. /;;;' o o ';;;\ ;;;; o /^\ o ;;;; ;;;; o \_/ o ;;;; \;;;. o o .;;;/ ';;;;;;;;;;;' '-;;;;;-' -=[ traffic light ]=- 6/98 ## _[]_ [____] .----' '----. .===| .==. |===. \ | /####\ | / / | \####/ | \ '===| `""` |===' .===| .==. |===. \ | /::::\ | / / | \::::/ | \ '===| `""` |===' .===| .==. |===. \ | /&&&&\ | / / | \&&&&/ | \ '===| `""` |===' jgs '--.______.--' -=[ stopsign ]=- 6/98 __ .' '. | STOP | '.__.' || || || \\||/// ^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ gas pump ]=- 8/00 ___ .'[_]'. / -==== \ | o o o |--._ `|^^^^^| `\ \) | G |__/ / | A (__.' | S | |__ __| |_______| -=[ gasoline pump ]=- 5/97 .-""""-. |== ==|-. |~~ ~~~|`\\ |LILILI| || | |// | |/ | | jgs __|______|__ [____________] -=[ gasoline pump ]=- 10/00 _____ _[_____]_ |---------| |#### ####|\ |... ...|\\ |_________|((| |.-------.| || || || [] || || # || || ,# || || #' || ||#' || ||' jgs __|'-------'|__ [_______________] -=[ parking meter ]=- 1/98 .-""""-. /` (_)`\ | .-""-. | ; /#.--. \ ; \ \/ \/ / | =\\= | | | | ++++ | \ / '-. .-' || || || || || jgs || || .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. For More Aeroplane ASCII- See Paul Tomblin's Website For More Train ASCII- See National Railway Historical Society Website .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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( ( )__ (_, \ ) ,_) | '-'--`--' ~~| , \ _ / ,|`-._/| -== (_) ==- ^^ .' | /||\ / \ ^^ .' | ./ ||`\ | / `-. |/._ || \ / `|| `|;-._\ | || || \ ~^~_~^~_-~^~=~^~~^= / || ||__ \~^=~^~-~^~_~^~=~^~-~^~ ~^~ ~=~^~ _~^~ =~ `--------|`---|| `"-`___~~^~ =_~^=~~^~=`~^ jgs ~^~=~^_~^~ =~ \~~~~~~~'~~~~'~~~~/~~`` ~=~^~ ~^=_~^~ ~~^ ~^~ ~^=~^~_~-=~^~ ^ `--------------'~^~=~^~_~^=~^~=~ ~^~-~^= ~^~=~ ~^=~^~ ~^~^=~^~-~^~ ~^~=~^~^~ =~^~^=~^~^=~^~^ =~~`~^ ~^~= ~^~= ~~^~~`=~``^~^^~= ~^=~^~^~^ =`^~^`^~^=~^~-~~^ -=[ on vacation ]=- 5/97 | \ ' / __ __ .-. _\ \/ /_ __ -=== ( ) ===- /__oOoo__\/ /__ '-' /_/\__\oOo__/ / . \ || /_/\__\ | || || ~^~~||~^~||^~^^~^~^=^=^~=~=~^=^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ ~^ ~|| ~~|| ~^~ ~^= =~^=~^~^= ~^~^~ ~^~^ ~^~ ^~ || ^ ||~^ ~^~ ~^==~^==~^~ = ~^=~ ~^ ~^~ .'. ||.'.||.' ..'..''.'.'. '.'..'.' .'''..''.' jgs || || ''. O ~O/ '' '' || /|\/| ' . ' . ' . ' . /| |\ . . ' . / | / | . . 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' -=[ puppies with flower in mouth ]=- 5/97 _,,=====,_ .~ ~-. / \ / / \ \ / / 0 0 |`. \ | || | \ \ \ || __ |\ || jgs \_/ \ (__) / `-"` '. .') _, ====`====`===(_{ `) ` _,,=====,_ .~ ~-. / \ / / \ \ / / 0 0 |`. \ | || | \ \ \ || __ |\ || \_/ \ (__) / `-`\ / '. .') _, \ / ====`====`===(_{ \ | `) ` | | \._ _./ | / \ `~~~` / \ | | | | jgs '._ _.' '._ _.' `~~~~` `~~~~` -=[ newspapers ]=- 5/97 ____________ /=====/=_===/ /_====/=/_/=/ //_/ =/== ==/ /=====/== ==/ jgs `-----'-----' ___________ /_________ // /-The News-/// /~~======~~/// / """""/__//// ( "" """"""(// jgs `==========` -=[ Loch Nessie ]=- 5/97 ~^~_~^~_-~^~=~^~~~^=~^~-~^~_~^~=~^~-~^~ ~=~^~ _~^~ =~_~~^~ =_~^=~~/'-\^~=`~^ ~^~=~^=_=~ ~=~_~.-=-.~^~=~/ " \~ ~^= =_~^~.-'-.~=^.' _ '.~^| .-\oo) ~^~ ( \=/ .-. \~/ .' '. \=/ |~^=-~~^ ~^=~^~_~-=~^~ ^~^~=~^~_~^=~^~=~^~-~^= ~^~=~ ~^=~^~ ~^~^=~^~-~^~ ~^~=~^~^~ =~^~^=~^~^=~^~^ =~~`~^ ~^~= ~^~= ~~^~~ `=~jgs~^^~= ~^=~^~ ^~^ =`^~^`^~^=~^~-~~^ /'-\ .-=-. / " \ _ .-'-. .' _ '. | .-\oo) ( \ / .-. \ / .' '. \ / | ~jgs^~`~^~`~^~`~^~`~^~^~`^~^~`^~^~^~^~^~` _ _ _a_a _ _ _{.`=`.}_ {/ ''\_ _ {.`'`.} {.' _ '.} {| ._oo) { \ {/ .-. \} {/ .' '. \} {/ | ~jgs^~`~^~`~^~`~^~`~^~^~`^~^~`^~^~^~^~^~^~`^~~` -=[ snakes ]=- 5/97 .-=-. .--. __ .' '. / " ) _ .' '. / .-. \ / .-'\ ( \ / .-. \ / / \ \ / / ^ \ `-` / \ `-' / \ `-` / jgs`-.-` '.____.' `.____.' _ .-=-. .-==-. { } __ .' O o '. / -<' ) { } .' O'. / o .-. O \ / .--v` { } / .-. o\ /O / \ o\ /O / \ `-` / \ O`-'o / \ O`-`o / jgs `-.-` '.____.' `.____.' -=[ a cup of tea/coffee ]=- 5/97 ) ( ( ) ____(___ _|`--------`| (C| |__ /` `\ / `\ jgs\ `========` / `'--------------'` -=[ small playboy bunny ]=- 5/97 |\ |\ \ \| | \ | | .--''/ /o \ \ / jgs {>o<}=' -=[ sun ]=- 5/97 . . : . '. . : . .' ._ '._.-'''-._.' _. '-..' '..-' --._ /.==. .==.\ _.-- ;/_o__\ /_o__\; -----|` ) ( `|----- _: \_) (\_/) (_/ ;_ --' \ '._.=._.' / '-- _.-''. '._.' .''-._ ' .''-.(_).-''. ' jgs .' ' : ' '. ' : ' ' -=[ city skyline ]=- 5/97 .| | | |'| ._____ ___ | | |. |' .---"| _ .-' '-. | | .--'| || | _| | .-'| _.| | || '-__ | | | || | |' | |. | || | | | | || | ___| '-' ' "" '-' '-.' '` |____ jgs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -=[ church ]=- 5/97 _|_ | | / \ //_\\ //(_)\\ |/^\| ||_|| // \\ // \\ // === \\ // =-=-= \\ // === \\ //| |\\ | | | __ __ | | | | | | | | -|- | | |_|__|__|_| jgs /` ======= `\ /` ======= `\ -=[ more flowers]=- 5/97 wWWWw wWWWw vVVVv (___) wWWWw (___) vVVVv (___) ~Y~ (___) vVVVv ~Y~ (___) ~Y~ \| ~Y~ (___) |/ ~Y~ \| \ |/ \| / \~Y~/ \| \ |/ \\|// \\|// \\|/// \\|// \\|// \\\|/// jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ four leaf clover ]=- 5/97 .-.-. (_\|/_) ( /|\ ) __ jgs '-'-'`-.__.-' `- -=[ three peas in a pod]=- 5/97 ___________ _.'`.---------.`'-._ `'-. : (")(")(") : _.'~` jgs '-'---------'-' -=[ angels with sword & shield ]=- 5/97 (\ \\ \\ \\ <*****> \\ .=^=. .""". .=^=. \\ //```\\(/a a\)//```\\ \\{{ ( L ) }} \\{ _ __ \ = / }} \\/@.---,/'-'\,---. }} /(&\ |`-._/\_.-'| \ }} (@ \&\| || |\ \}} {{ \ |___o()o___| > )} {{ `|__((<>))__|` .'}} {{ \ o\/o /`` }} {{ ,'\ || /\', }} {{.' \ || / | '.}} /'.||.' / / // / ( /( / jgs / / \ \ / / \ \ ___/ _/ __\ _\ (______) (______) (\ \\ \\ \\ <*****> \\ .=^=. .""". .=^=. \\ //```\\(/a a\)//```\\ \\{{ ( L ) }} \\{ _ __ \ = / }} \\/@.---,/'-'\,---. }} /(&\ |`-._/\_.-'| \ }} (@ \&\| || |\ \}} {{ \ |___o()o___| > )} {{ `|__((<>))__|` .'}} {{ \ o\/o /`` }} {{ ,'\ || / ', }} {{.' \ || /| '.}} |'.||.' | | : | | : | | : | | : | | : | | : | |____:__| (_/ \_) .--.-. ( ( )__ (_, \ ) ,_) '- \\---' _\\ \\ . '.\:.' .':`(\ ' \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ _ \\/@) /(&\ (@(\&\ <*****> ` \/ \.=^=. .""". .=^=. \ \```\\(/a a\)//```\\ \ \ ( L ) }} {\ \ __ \ = / }} {{\ '--,/'-'\,---. }} {{ \ |`-._/\_.-'| \ }} {{ \| || |\ \}} {{ |___o()o___| > )} {{ |__((<>))__|` .'}} {{ \ o\/o /`` }} {{ ,'\ || / ', }} {{.' \ || /| '.}} |'.||.' | | : | | : | | : | | : | | : | | : | jgs |____:__| (_/ \_) -=[ angel ]=- 5/97 <*****> ."^". ,;;;, ."^". {.'^'.\//a a\\/.'^'.} {{ (( L )) }} {{ \ = / }} {{ .-'\`-`/'-. }} {{ / \_/ \ }} {{ / \ }} {{/ /| |\ \}} {| | | | | |} {\___| >===;=< |___/} {{(_/ | : | \_)}} {{ _/| : |\_ }} {{ _/ | : | \_ }} jgs {{/ | : | \}} `-` | : | `-` | : | | : | | : | |___:_| (_/ \_) -=[ woman in fur coat ]=- 5/97 sSSSSSs SS,, SSSS S< ?SSS S> SSS ___)(____ (((.\/;)))) \||, )(\'||.//(( \\/(/(\||/))\)) \)/)))||(((/(( " (((||))//' )))||'|\` (((||))) )))||((( (((||))) )))||((( jgs ((((||)))) || || |/ |/ /=) /=) /_/|/_/| -=[ lined up for the door ]=- 5/97 ____ | | O ~O O O_ ~O _O O ~O O O_ ~O O | | /|\ /|\ |\ /| /|\ |\ /|\ /|\ |\ /| /|\ /|\ | o| |\ /| |\ |\ |\ /| |\ /| |\ |\ |\ /| | | jgs |/ / | / | | \ | | / | |/ / | / | | \ |/ / | |____| -=[ the butt ]=- 5/97 sSSSs SSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSS .--' '--. / \ / /\ /\ \ / / ) : ( \ \ \ \ / \ / / `\| . |/` jgs '.__|__.' sSSSs SSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSS .--' '--. / \ / | | \ / / \ : / \ \ ( ( ) : ( ) ) \ \ / \ / / _`\/ . \/`_____ /~~; ;~~~~~/| / '.__|__.' _/ /__________________/ | jgs | ))))))))) ////"""""\ \ / /\ \ / | //// (o).(o) \/\/ \/ \/\/ | //(, __ | ' ////\ (__) / ////)._____/ jgs / ( -=[ smiley faces ]=- 5/97 _.-'''''-._ .' _ _ '. / (_) (_) \ | , , | | \`. .`/ | \ '.`'""'"`.' / '. `'---'` .' jgs '-._____.-' _.-'''''-._ .' _ _ '. / (o) (o) \ | | | \ / | \ '. .' / '. `'---'` .' jgs '-._____.-' -=[ shield ]=- 5/97 |`-._/\_.-`| | || | |___o()o___| |__((<>))__| \ o\/o / \ || / \ || / jgs '.||.' `` -=[ little dragon ]=- 5/97 , (\\__ C/` `\ C| {`-. / (_) `={\`-._____/` | `-{ / -=`\ | .="`={ -= = _/ /`"-. (M==M=M==M=M==M==M==M==M) \=N=N==N=N==N=N==N=NN=/ \M==M=M==M=M==M===M=/ \N=N==N=N==N=NN=N=/ jgs \M==M==M=M==M==M/ `-------------' ,. (\(\) ,_ ; o > {`-. / (_) `={\`-._____/` | __`-{ / -=`\ |___ (___`={__-=_=__/___/___) \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/ \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/ \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/ jgs \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/ `------------' -=[ lizard/iguana ]=- 5/97 __ _.-~` `~-. _.--~~~---,.__ _.,;; . -=(@'`\ .-` ``~~~~--~~` ';;; ____) _.' '. ';;;;; '`_.' .-~;` `\ ' ';;;;;__.~` .' .' `'. | / /;'' \/ .---'''``) /'-._____.--'\ \ jgs _/| (` / /` `\ \__ ', `/- \ \ __/ (_ /-\-\-` `;'-..___) | `/-\-\-` `-. .' `~~~~`` -=[ bus ]=- 5/97 .----------------. |_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I]___ .::. | _ : ; _ ) jgs ':::'' ='-(_)----------=-(_)-' -=[ Eight Ball and Billiard Cue ]=- 5/97 .-"""-. / _ \ ___ | (8) | /\````````````"""""""\\\""====---.......,,,,,________ \ ^ / jgs \//__________________///__________________)))________)) '-...-' -=[ soccer ]=- 5/97 , - \O , .-.___ - /\ O/ /xx\XXX\ - __/\ ` /\ |xx|XXX| ` \, () ` << |xx|XXX| jgs^^^^^^^^`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ soccer balls ]=- 5/97 ___ _.-'___'-._ .'--.` `.--'. /.' \ / `.\ | /'-._/```\_.-'\ | |/ | | \| | \ .''-._.-''. / | \ | | | / '.'._.-'-._.'.' jgs '-:_____;-' ___ .:::---:::. .'--: :--'. /.' \ / `.\ | /'._ /:::\ _.'\ | |/ |:::::| \| |:\ .''-:::-''. /:| \:| `|` |:/ '.'._.:::._.'.' jgs '-:::::::-' -=[ golf ]=- 5/97 /` |>18>> / | <18>> \ . ' . | O>> . 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'-./ ' / ASCII Art Update __/ `\ / .' ``""--..__\___/ / | | , | \ ';_ / \ \`'-...-' \ \ | __ \ \ /-----; '. .--\_.-"\ | \ jgs / |._______|\ \ \_____,__/ '.__| .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. CHARACTERS: -=[ Huckleberry Hound ]=- 4/00 __....._ .-"`` _."; ;-......-"` | \ | \ | \ | \ |_..._ \ __..--""` _.-' _..--"" _..-"``-._.-----. "---;--"" __ / \ ( /__ __ ` | | `/-\/--\ \ | //`/ /`/ \ | /\\_\_\/ ;\ / ____ / . '._.' /` '.`"` _...._ | \___.' ,__ `\ | \ /|` | ; \ \ .' | | . '.\___..-'.__/ | | '. / _.-"| |""--.._\ .'`-" | | [_]_ _/ jgs \__..--""/ `""""`\ / \ _.-----. ;.___..-'| \ | \ _;__ _;-'` `__.-'` `';-"_"_``-.---. (_/-/-\ ( | __ _/6/\6/ \ / (_)`` ___ ;'-' \. , `, | '.\__.'| | | '.`-` / | /""-'.-;_.-'| jgs \_.-';-'.___/ _.-----. ;.___..-'| \ | \ _;__ _;-'_``__.-;_ `-(_/-/-\ ( `| __ _/6/\6/ \ / (_)`` ___ ;'-' \. , `, | '.\__.'| | | '.`-` / | /""-'.-;_.-'| jgs \_.-';-'.___/ -=[ the Enterprise - Star Trek ]=- 6/00 __...____________________ , `(\ [ ===NCC-1700===--|__|) ___..--"_`--.._____ `"""""""""""""""""| |""` [_""_-___________"_/ | | /..../`'-._.-'` ____| |__/::..'_ |\ ".`"` '_____//\ jgs `"'-. """"" \\/ `""""""""""` -=[ Mary Poppins ]=- 5/00 _ .-' '-. / \ |,-,-,-,-,| ___ | _)_(_ | (/ \) | _\_/_ /) / \_/ \// |( )\/ ||)_( |/ \ n| | / \ | |_|___| \|/ jgs _/L\_ -=[ Mona Lisa ]=- 7/00 ________________________ |.----------------------.| || || || || || .-"````"-. || || / _.._ `\ || || / /` `-. ; . .|| || | |__ __ \ | || ||.-.| | e`/e` | | || || | | | | |'--|| || | | '- | | || || | \ --' /| | || || | `;---'\| | || || | | | | || || | .-' | | || ||'--|/` | |--.|| || ; . ; _.\ || || `-.;_ /.-' || || ```` || ||jgs___________________|| '------------------------' ________________________ |.----------------------.| || || || ______ || || .;;;;;;;;. || || /;;;;;;;;;;;\ || || /;/` `-;;;;; . .|| || |;|__ __ \;;;| || ||.-.|;| e`/e` |;;;| || || |;| | |;;;|'--|| || |;| '- |;;;| || || |;;\ --' /|;;;| || || |;;;;;---'\|;;;| || || |;;;;| |;;;| || || |;;.-' |;;;| || ||'--|/` |;;;|--.|| ||;;;; . ;;;;.\;;|| ||;;;;;-.;_ /.-;;;;;;|| ||;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|| ||jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|| '------------------------' ANIMALS: -=[ cat ]=- 4/00 _ |\/(_ / -`'. | =__-/= / ( ; \ / | / , / .' | | / --; | | || __ | /_;-` _`'. \ '-----' _.-` '._) jgs `'-------'" _ _)\/| .'`- \ =\-__= | ) \ / ; | \ \ , \ | | '. | ;-- \ __ || | .'`_ `-;_\ | (_.' '-._ '-----' / jgs "'-------'` -=[ cat ]=- 3/00 .--. '-. \ |\\_ \ \ / a'. \ \__..---../ ,__/ \ | | / /\ \-"""-'\ \ \ / / /_ \ \ \_ jgs\_\___) \__)_) .--. '-. \ |\\_ \ \ / a'. \ \__..---../ ,__/ \ | | / /\ \-"""-'\ \ \ /_/_/_ \_\_\_ jgs\_\___) \__)_) -=[ goldfish ]=- 8/00 _, _, .' ( .-' / _/..._'. .' / .-'` ` '-./ _.' ( o) ;= <_ '-.,\\__ __.-;`\ '. \) |`\ \) '. \ \_/ jgs '-._\ ` -=[ fishbowl ]=- 7/00 ,___________, .' '. /~~~^~~~^~^~~~\ | . | | .-". , | | ( <') )>{ | \ )) '-`' ` / jgs '.(________.' '---------' -=[ fly ]=- 4/00 (`\/) _\|/ (_X_,B -=[ frog ]=- 4/00 .-""..-""-. | /`\(/`\ | __...--' Q_/ Q_/ / .-"`. < '-._ ' ._, `\ `T'"---...-'/ .-; / / / | .-;--. _.' \ | ( / )_.-' '--| `;-..-'` .-. / '-._ ( ) \ ..__ `';-- '-' .-; .' `"-| ( | / /.'""-..|_ / _ '-| \ / `"` (_) | | | | /-._ _.' | \_\ \_\ \`""` | \_\ \ ; _.-"'. / .-" '-./ .' | _..--'/ .' `\ -; / .' \ \ / .' \ \ / .' \ \/ _; \ `\ `-._ ; |'=. `'. jgs 7 L `'-._ `. /, | `-. '. __.'.' \; `-. '-. `'. / \ /` `\ \ .--.> .' / | /_.' _.-' -' \ | ` `-. / / ) _.._| /_.-"` ` " -=[ bear on pogo stick ]=- 4/00 .--. .-""-. |,=._\..-"""""-.' -. | \.-' .---.---. ';./ .' //o\ /o\\ '. / \'-'__ '-'/ \ | / (__) \ | \ | ( | / '. \_-.__.-_/ _.-' "--.__'.__.'__..-"; / '----' , '. .-"" ( _..-"` \ .---/ _\----(_ _.;. '--(_(_(_\--. .--/ .-"-' ,`| - ' | | | \_\_\_/ / / ' _\ .-| |_ __ /=' ' .' `. | | ./` `\ .' . | ooo___| |_|_ooo .-' \ (_'---. .---'_) / ' jgs '.__.' | | '.___.' ' . ' | | ' ' ' | | ' \| === ' . |_|-. . \| -=[ pig ]=- 3/00 ,__ __, \)`\_..._/`(/ .' _ _ '. / o\ /o \ | .-.-. | _ | /() ()\ | (,`) / \ '-----' / \ .' | '-..___..-' | | | | | ; ; \ / \ / \-..-/'-'\-..-/ jgs \/\/ \/\/ -=[ rodent ]=- 4/00 c._ ."````"-"C o'-. / \ _.' | | / \ _/--.<<-' `\) \) jgs -=[ hamster ]=- 12/99 c._ ."````"-"C o'-. _/ \ _..' '-\ _/--.<<-' `\) \) jgs -=[ woodpecker ]=- 5/00 | , \ .-"""-. | | ; / `.___ | | O .=-"`| ; | / .' | _.'--._ ( | ; | \ .-" ; ``\ | ; | .' ; | | / .' ; | | | : /_/ __.' , ; | .' / / | ; | .' _..--' _/ |_..- ; /_.--''` __.-'`\\__ .==="" \ . / .--'` \\__.'--))) `; | / .' .-'--))) . | / .' .' ` _.' /_.' .` __..--""````""===="" | ; // / /` | jgs ; . -=[ scratching claw ]=- tweak 8/000 ___ /.===; -- -- -- ---- --- `--. _____//_____ _{-->,__(======; ---- --- -- ---- -- -' // \\___ jgs (' `===; -- ---- ---- ---- -- - --- -- ` ' ---- --- -- ---- - ---- --- -- -=[ cricket ]=- 5/00 ___ --. .` '. \ ,_ | | .""""""|\'.""""""-./-; |__.----| \ '. |0 \ __/ / / /| \ '.____|__| `""""""""`"|`""'---'| \ jgs .---' /_ |_ ` ` ` -=[ ladybug ]=- 5/00 _V_ /___\ | | | \o | o/ jgs '-.-' -=[ horse ]=- 7/00 n##n, /" /## (__/ ##_ ___ | ``` `\ \ / / |\ || /_,-\ / # ||| >> > jgs //_( //_( -=[ horsehead ]=- tweak 7/00 .--.-. ( |\ `) (__/` ) ) / e ( ) .' \ ) |^ __/ ) ) \-__/\ ( ) jgs | `-' \ -=[ cow ]=- 7/00 ___,,,___ _..............._ '-/~'~\-'` :::::' .:: \ |a a | ':::' `:: || | /::. :::. .:::. ::|| (oo/::' .::::..::::::. /| `` '._ /:::'''::::' <`\/ | /`--....-'`Y \)) ||| //'. |(( ||| // || jgs //( ` /( ``` `` -=[ man/boy with dog ]=- tweak 7/00 .-""""-. / / \ |.--'"`\_| ( '/ ' ) \ - / _`) (`_ /` '--' `\ / _,,_ \ / /` `\ \ /\_/ / 6 6\ \_/\ \ \/\ Y /\/ / \ \/ `'U` \/ / \( \ / )/ |\_/ \_/| / ____ \ \ ( || ) / (__)||(__) | || | | || | jgs |__||__| / |/ | / // / `""` `"` SEASONAL: -=[ headstones ]=- 12/99 + + + .-"-. .-:-. .-"-. / RIP \ / RIP \ / RIP \ | | | | | | \\ |// \\\ |// \\\ |// jgs ` " "" " ` ' "" " " ' """ " -=[ party hat and balloons ]=- 6/00 ^ _...._ ^ .' '. _...._ ^ / \' '. |X / \ -. \ |X | ^ .-. |'.-. .' \ / \;/ `/\` '. .' / \ ( `/\` / \ \ ^ `) ^ / \ ) ( ^ /'-...-'\ ( \ /-.__ __.-\ ) jgs '._ ` _.' ^ / `"""""` MEN: *-=[ three guys ]=- tweak 12/99 .-"""""""-. .-""``"""-. .-"""""-. / _____/\_ \ / _______ \ / _____/\_\ / /`__ __ \ \ / /`__ __`\ \ //`__ __ \\ |/ (a) (a) \| \/ (o) (o) \/ // (e) (e) \\ (_ (___) _) (_ _ (___) _ _) (_ (_) _) \ \_____/ / \ \_ _/ / \ ,___ / `-._ _.-' `-._'-'_.-' `-._ _.-' __.-)_(-,__ __.-)_(-,__ __.-)_(-,__ ./'/ |_| \`\. ./'/ |_| \`\. ./'/ |_| \`\. / `""""""""""` \ jgs / `""""""""""` \ / `""""""""""` \ *-=[ people at table ]=- 12/99 .;;;;;. .3333o ;;;` e\ /a Y33 ;;( > < )33 /\\ _< o@*O@o >_ .-/ /\ ||/'--( *O\@/o )--'\|| || \ \ _ > < _ / / || || \ \| |~| / \ |~| |/ / || || \ '-'__...._|_|__\___/__|_|_...__'-' / || || '--/` `\--' || ||.--'` | | `'--.|| || | | || ||'===== '--...._________________.....--' ====='|| ||.-"""""-.||| | | |||.-"""""-.|| || || || | | ||| || || ||-'|| ||__|__ __|__||| ||'-|| || jgs ||_.___) (___._||| || -=[ man taking shower ]=- 5/00 .-----. / `\ _|_ | / \ | '===' | . ' . | . : ' . | '. | . ' . | .-"""-. | / \___ \ | |/` \| | ( a a ) | | _\ | | )\ = / | _.-' '---; | /` `-. | | \ | | | . & . \ | \ / & | ; | | | | ; | | /\ / | | \ \ ) -:- /\ \ | `. `-. -:- | \ \_| '-. `-. ( './\`\ / `'-. `\ | \/_/ | \ | | | | /'-\ / | \ \ | | | \ )_/\ | | \ \| | \ \ | '. | | / / | / .'; | /` / | | / / | | jgs | .' \ | | / \ ) | | \ \ / '-.._ | '.ooO\__._.Ooo | -=[ man w/beard ]=- 4/00 .--..--. / V \ __|__________|__ '--/// \\\--' (|/ 6 6 \|) \\ _,)._ // \\\ == /// \\)\//(/ jgs ))))))) (((((( )))) (( *-=[ sherlock holmes ]=- 4/00 ."""-. / \ | _..--'-. >.`__.-"";"` / /( ^\ '-`) =|-. /`--.'--' \ .-. .'`-._ `.\ | J / jgs / `--.| \__/ -=[ man in love ]=- 4/00 _.-"""""'. .;__ `\ / `\ | ;a/ a `'. _ | ,_ |/_ _) / {(}`\ \,___. \.' '--''-.( \_ _ / .-\_ _."-.... ;_ _/ '--. \ ."\ _/\ , | / \_.' /'./ ; \__.' 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'-./ ' / __/ `\ / .' ``""--..__\___/ / | | , | \ ';_ / \ \`'-...-' \ \ | __ \ \ /-----; '. .--\_.-"\ | \ jgs / |._______|\ \ \_____,__/ '.__| -=[ sleeping person ]=- 4/00 .--"-.-"-. .' / '. _ / __./__ \ /_ ; .-' `-. ; Z || --- --- \ | Z /| vvv vvv |\ Z \| / |/ z | '-- | z \ .-.-. / '. `"""` .' jgs /'--._.--'\ *-=[ silly face ]=- 4/00 ..@@@@@@@.. .@@@@@@@@@@/@@@@. @@@@@@@@@@@/@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@' '@@@@@ @@@@@@' `@@@ @@@' .--. .--. @@ @ (()__) (_()_) @ (( / \ )) | (_ _) | jgs \ __.-. / '._ '--' _.' `-------' ..@@@@@@@.. .@@@@@@@@@@/@@@@. @@@@@@@@@@@/@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@' '@@@@@ @@@@@@'=. .===. `@@@ @@@' .--. .--. @@ @ (()__) (_()_) @ (( / \ )) | (_ _) | jgs \ __.-. / '._ '--' _.' `-------' -=[ male faces ]=- 3/00 ########, /_ _ ### /_ `D# / _ )/ (___ ,--'/ jgs / / ,######## ### _ _\ #C' _\ \( _ \ \'--, ___) jgs \ \ -=[ men ]=- 4/00 _ / \ _\_/_ / \ || || \\---// | _ | || || || || (/ \)jgs _ _ _ _ _ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ _\_/_ _\_/_ _\_/_ _\_/_ _\_/_ / \/ \/ \/ \/ \ || |||| |||| |||| |||| || \\---//\\---//\\---//\\---//\\---// | _ | | _ | | _ | | _ | | _ | || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || (/ \jgs(/ \) (/ \) (/ \) (/ \) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ _\_/_ _\_/_ _\_/_ _\_/_ _\_/_ _\_/_ _\_/_ _\_/_ _\_/_ _\_/_ / \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \ || |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| || \\---//\\---//\\---//\\---//\\---//\\---//\\---//\\---//\\---//\\---// | _ | | _ | | _ | | _ | | _ | | _ | | _ | | _ | | _ | | _ | || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || (/ \jgs(/ \) (/ \) (/ \) (/ \) (/ \) (/ \) (/ \) (/ \) (/ \) -=[ man w/ beard ]=- 6/00 .-.-. __/ ___ \__ (__.-----,__) // - - \\ ( '\' ) \\ - // \\\// ))) jgs (( *-=[ man w/ questions ]=- tweak 6/00 .--------. ( ? ? ? ) '--,-----' .-"""""-. o / _____/\_\ o //`__ __ \\ O // (o) (o) \\ (_ (___) _) \ _____ / `-._ _.-' __.-)_(-,__ ./'/ |_| \`\. jgs / `""""""""""` \ -=[ man's face ]=- 6/00 | / / / / / \ | / / / / / \ _ _ \ \ / \/ \ .-\ \o/\o/_ ( ( \ '- ,____/ | | | '--;-' | __/ jgs | / / `--.`\ <__ '-'. `"""""`` -=[ man at sunset/sunrise ]=- 6/00 . . : . _ '. _.:._ .' (_) '-. .' '. .-' _;_ ' - ./ \. - ' / | \ - - | | - - """" \ | \ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" `|\ ` | \ / / jgs / /_ ` -=[ a couple of guys ]=- 5/00 .---. ,;;;, / _ _ \ ///\\\\ # . . # \/. .\/ ( \ ) ( \ ) \ = / \ - / ./'---'\. .-/_'-'_\-. /`/ \`.`/ \`\ / `:` \ ; ,\ | . | /, ; ; , : , ; | | >| . |< | | | | : | | | | \| . |/ | | \ \ : / / | | | . | | | \ '._:_.' / | | |===| | | '._/ { \_.' | | | | | | | `-'-` | |-|_/ \_ \_|-| | , | \_| | |_/ | | | |_ | _| |_ | _| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |___|___| |___|___| / / \ \ / / \ \ jgs(__/ \__) (__/ \__) -=[ guy ]=- 5/00 (tweak) \\///// // | |6 6| ( _\ | c| = | |\___/ ___/| |__ /` | '----' |`\ / | | \ /~% | | ; \ / /\/ |__ |`\ \ \ \ | /\ | / / `\ \| /--\ |/ /` `\; |/` (| |) |_________| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _| _| | | | | | | | | | |____|__|_ jgs \_____)__) -=[ man w/gift ]=- 5/00 (tweak) ,o%%%%%%o, o%%%%%%%%%%%%o %%%%` - - `%%%% ,888, ,888, %%%" e e "%%% ,88' `88, ,88' '88,__ (( ._. (__) ._. )) __,88' `88 ,88' .8(_ \_____\_ , , _/_____/ _)8. 8' 88 (___)\ \ '-.__`""`__.-' / /(___) 88 (___)88 | '--' | 88(___) 8' (__)88,___/ \___,88(__) __`88,_/__________________\_,88`__ / `88, |88| ,88' \ / `88, |88| ,88' \ /____________`88,_\88/_,88`____________\ /88888888888888888;8888;88888888888888888\ /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^`/88\\^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ jgs / |88| \============, \ /_ __ __ __ _ __ |88|_|^ FOR | _ ___\ |;:. |88| | YOU! | | |;;:. |88| '============' | |;;:. |88| | |::. |88| | |;;:' |88| | |:;, |88| | '---------------------""""---------------------' -=[ man looking into mirror ]=- 5/00 ___________________ / _________________ \ |/ \| || || || .-""-. || || / \ \ || || | /`-._| || .-""-. || |/ . . | || / / \ || ( _\ ) || ;_.`\ | || |\ = | || /. \ | || /\ \_._/ || /_ )\ / || /\_\___//\ || = `( || /` \ \| `\ || \__/ \ |\/_____|__;_____\_/| )__/ \ jgs \___________________/ /| / /`\ / ` / | | | | -=[ doctor ]=- tweak 5/00 .-""""-. / \ \ | .'--. | | /_ _`| \( a \ a ) | > | |\ = / | \___/| ___/: :\__ /` < `\ /` > `\ / `\ |__| /` \ ; [MD] \| |/ |I! ; jgs | | | |"""| | | | \ / \___/ | -=[ M.D. ]=- 7/00 __ __ ______ | \ / | | \ | \/ | | _ | | | | | \ | | |\/| | _| |_/ |__ | | | |/ \ / \ |__| |__|\__/_____/\__/ -=[ man w/tongue ]=- tweak 8/00 / .- |/,-'` _.-'''-._ _.;.--._.--.;._ .` /( o/ \o )\ `. ; '-' '-' ; | (_) | | . . | | `-.___.-' | ; | : | ; \ | : | / '._| : |_.' jgs '._.' -=[ man talking ]=- tweak 8/00 ________________________ \\\\\\// / \ \\\ \ | USEFUL ONE-LINERS | \\ ,_ / \Y/ /` \ || # | | || # | | /| # / / / |=[]/ / /__| /__/| //|| |/||\/ | | | | | | ( ( | | | | [_[___] jgs (_(__,_| -=[ old man ]=- tweak 8/00 .---. / \ | - - | (| ' ' |) | (_) | `//=\\' (((())) )))(( (()))) ))(( (() jgs )) ( -=[ man on phone ]=- tweak 7/00 / .- |/,-'` _.-'''-._ /` __ __ `\ ___ ;__.--._.--.__; / /\ ( O / \ O ) `\ | _\/_ '-' '-' _/ _|_|' | (_) | / __) | | | __) | .___. | .-. _ | ___)'; /\.-./\ ; | | / | |~||/\ .\ `-` / __| |/ /_ | \_\/==;'._ - _.'__ (_ _) \ 8 /\"""""/\ `\ `| .'` '--8----.`-`\^/`-`. \ |~~| 8 | /~\ |`\ \ | | 8 | |\| | \ `y | jgs 8 | |\| | \ / 8 | |\| | '.__.' 8 |___|\|___| 8 |===\_/===| -=[ man in strait jacket and chains ]=- 7/00 ,--, // \_\ |^/^ ) \-_/ .-' '-. |_____/ | \________/ \________\ / | | |__\___| | | | | | |_ |_| | | | _|__|_|o,o,o,o, (____/ \ _o jgs \_/ / \ \__/ -=[ man with sign ]=- tweak 7/00 _________________ |.---------------.| || || || SILLY SIGNS || || ~~~~~~~~~~~ || ||_______________|| '-------. .-------' | | _|/ | | ." ". | | /(O)-(O)\ /_)|| / | |_)|| '- | \_)|\ '.___.' / |\/|_ | | \ \_/ / _| '/ |_|\ '.___.' \ ) / \ \_/\__/\__ |==| \ \ /\ /\ `\ | | \ \\// \| | `\ /\ | / | jgs ; || |\____/ | || | -=[ man at desk ]=- tweak 7/00 _,,,_ //_\\\\ ;/ \\\\; ( '7' ) ; _ ; \ _ / .---)_(---. /\\ <_> //\ ; > / \ <' _; | | | | | | _____| |\_|_|_/_ |_______ / / / / / /| / \/==/------, /==/ //| / (\( - / \\( //|| / / ~~~~ / // || / '------' // || /__________________________// || |-------------------------;; || || || | || |==|| || || || || |==||==| || || || ||jgs|/ / / / / || |/ || (__/ (__/ || || || || || |/ |/ -=[ man w/musical instrument ]=- tweak 7/00 _ __ / \Y \ __/______\__ `~~// 6 6\~~` C 7 | \ '='/ \__/ /\ |\ .-`\_\_//\ , /-. `|o |\ __ '//` | | | | \ |\ `//` | | |o | \ /.-'//, | | | | Y | // | | | |o |\ .-'//.' \ \ | | `| // \ \ \__|o_| \ ` _/ `\ /I=[]=| ``` |`/ ) | \ : | | |: | | |: | | |: ) ) \'.|, | |: || | |: || | |: || | |:_||_| |===|==| | | | jgs |& \ \ *( , `'-.'-. `"`"""""`""` -=[ man w/lampshade on head ]=- tweak 7/00 & _____(_)____ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^\^^^^/^^^^^^^^^^^^ __.-)__(-,__ ./' \_\_/_/ `\. / > | //\ | < \ / \ | |/| | / \ / |\ | |/| | /| \ / /| \ | |/| | / |\ \ ( ( | \| |/| |/ | ) ) \ \| Y |/| Y |/ / \ | o| |/| |- | / `\ | | `^` | | /' `| o|=[Ll=|- |' | / \ | ~~|` \ `|~~ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |____|____| / / \ \ jgs / / \ \ `---' `---` -=[ old and young men ]=- 6/00 .-""-. /) (\ ,;;;, ( ' \' ) // \\\\ \ = / ( ' ' ) jgs )--( \_=_/ -=[ person drowning ]=- tweak 6/00 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::_::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::/ |:::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::/ \ | | /\::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::\ \| |/ /::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::\ Y | /___::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::.-.) '. `__/::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::(.-. / /:::::::::::::::::::::::: ~^~_-~^^-^~^_~^_^-~^~^-~| ' |~^~_-~^_^-^~^_~^_^-~^~^-~ ~^-_~^-~^_~^-~^_~^-_ _^,|___| ,~_ _~^-_~^-~^_~^-~^_~^- ~^-~^~-_~^__.===~'`__..[_____]-..__`'~===.__~^-~^~-_~^ ~_~^_.=~~' ~_.==~-.-~| |~=.-~==._~^-^'~~=._~_~^ ~-:`-~^-~^_~^:-~^~-_~-.`-===-'_.=~-_~^-_:~^-~^-_~`;-~ ~-'._~^-~^-_^~=._~-~_~-'~~'~`_^-~_^_.=~-~^-_~^-_.'^- _~^-~^~=._~^-~^_-^~~==..,~_^_,..==~~-_~^-~^-_.=~_~^-~^ _-~^-~^_~^`~==.__-~^_~^-_~^-_~^-_~^-~__.==~`_-~^-~^_~^ -~_~^~-~^-~^~_~^~`~~~==,,....,,==~~~`-~_~^~-~^-~^~_~^~ ~jgs^-~^-_~^~^_-^~^-~^~-_~^-~^-~^_~^~-~^~-~^-~^-~^-~^ ~^~^-~^-~^_~^~-^~_~^-^~^~^-~^-~^~^~-^~-~^-~^~~-^~-^~^ WOMEN: -=[ mom and baby ]=- tweak 12/99 .----. //""""\\ (( '__' )) ))-__-(( (.-. `\)) /( " ) , \ \)`"`() / / (___)==(\/ | | | | | | | | | | jgs | | """"""" -=[ woman in dress ]=- 4/00 ,;;;, (((())) )). .(( ((( = ))) );'-';( / )\ /( \ //(_ Y _)\\ \\ ) ( // \/ \/ ; ; | | | | | | | T | jgs | .' \| '-/=/-' -=[ woman face ]=- 3/00 ,@@@@@@@, @@@@@@@@@@, /_ _ `@@@@ /_ ?@@@ /_ )@@@ (__ ,-;@@@@, jgs / (@@@@@ -=[ Eve ]=- 6/00 ,;;;;, ;''';;;, ; ')' ;;;. ;; _ ;;;; ;;\__/;;;; .--' '--;; `)- / `\ / `\ / ('_/ ('_/\ \ \\\_/__/ /\ / \ \ '--.____/ ) ' ( / / / /|\ `\/ ( | (/|\) |\\\ | \|/ ; | / / | /| / \ \\ \ \ |\ \ jgs \ | \ | / ) / ) ooO` Ooo` -=[ woman at microphone ]=- 5/00 ___ .' '. / / \ |___/'._| || . . || ( ) ) |\ = /| ) '._.' ( ;--' _ '--; / (_) \ | < | > | \ '._|_.' / jgs_'.__/___\__.'_ | | | | | | | | -=[ maid dusting ]=- 5/00 %%%%%% %%%\__/% %%%%"""% %%c ^\^% %\ _=/ . _.'_( .:: .'`\ `._ _ _..;:::' / '._ .' \ =/ (=(:]::;:::. \__./__.``_/_/ / / ';::;:. / / ) / \ \/ / '::. / /.'`-._( \ / '. / /' `\ `` /.( \ \_(`";-..___ \ |=*==||``` \ || \ || ) )) / || \ || )_|| jgs( \\\ Y\__\\ -=[ Barbie gal ]=- 8/00 ,,,,, /((())\ \(((()/ (| _ _ | /( - ) (((\_~_/ ))).' '.__ /`\ ___ /`\ | /` `\ | | \___,___/ | | |\ /| | | | ) ( | | / /` `\\ \ / /| | \ \ /.(\;`-._.-`; /)|\ _(\\))| | | /// / \ | ; | | | / '._______.' | / ) | ( / | \ jgs | | | \ | / / Y \ (_/ \_) -=[ girl in mirror ]=- 8/00 __________________ / _@___@___@___@_ \ |@/ \@| | | | | |@| ,;;;-, |@| | | /;/))))) | | |@| (;/ . .(( |@| .-;;;-. | | ):( > )) | | (((;(::(\ |@| (;)\ = /( |@| ).`\):):) | | )):) .'):) | | < (:(:( |@| .:(:\_(_)( |@| = `\:):\ | | /`::) `\ | | '--')(:(:) |@\_/___________\_/@| )(::)"( jgs \___@___@___@___@___/ .' (::)) / / ;;-` \/ / | -=[ teacher ]=- 12/99 _._ .' '. | / //\\\ \ | ( ( -\- ) ) | '-\_=_/-' // .-'\ /'-. (|/ / '-' \ / / | \__ __/_/\/ /| | |\ / \ / \ \ \ '-' `\/\ ; |/|\ | | | | | | | |_______| | | | \ | / jgs /=|=\ (_/T\_) -=[ old lady ]=- tweak 7/00 &&&&& &&& .( .-&& _/ / \^/\ / /| _|_|| \ \| |( | `\\~~~\|| ,##\7 \\ |#____\ |#| / / jgs |#|/_/ |#|\ \ (#_\`' -=[ older woman ]=- 6/00 .-''-. ( \ ) ( .----. ) ( )'/ '( ) `\ -- /` `)(` /`\/`\ / \ / \_/\_/ \ \ \ / / \/\ /\/ ))) ((( | | | | |_____| \ | / jgs )|( /-T-\ (_/`\_) COUPLES: -=[ couple ]=- 3/00 ,@@@@@@@, ,######## @@@@@@@@@@, ### _ _\ /_ _ `@@@@ #C' _\ /_ ?@@@ \( _ \ /_ )@@@ \'--, ___) (__ ,-;@@@@, jgs \ \ / (@@@@@ -=[ muslim couple ]=- 3/00 _..._ .' '. ___ /_________\ .' '. |88888888888| / \ | |"""""""| | ||#######|| | | e e | | | /"""""\ | | | \ | | ||_a_\_a_|| \ |\ - /| / | | | | '._.' | | | | / \ / \ / \ / \ | | | | | '. .' | /__.' '.__\ / jgs/ -=[ couple - pregnant woman ]=- 6/00 tweak .---. / :""| .;;;;;, |:`..| (((((((\\ C` _\ ..`\\)\\) \ _| /_ ))))) ) / \_= ((((( /`\\ \(`)))) || |Y| //`\((( || |.| / | ||))) || |.| \ | ||(( || |.| / | || :| |=: / |_|\ ||_|,| | |_| \ \)))/ \ ((( | | | `\ | | || |____| | || | || | || | || | || | || |_||__ /~)) jgs (____)) /_/YY -=[ man and girl ]=- tweak 8/00 ___________________ / _________________ \ |/ \| || || || .-""-. || || / \ \ || || | /`-._| || || |/ . . | || .-;;;-. || ( _\ ) || (((;(::(\ || |\ = | || ).`\):):) || /\ \_._/ || < (:(:( || /\_\___//\ || = `\:):\ || /` \ \| `\ || '--')(:(:) |\/_____|__;_____\_/| )(::)"( jgs \___________________/ .' (::)) / / ;;-` \/ / \ .-""-. / \ \ | /`-._| |/ . . | .-;;;-. ( _\ ) (((;(::(\ |\ = | ).`\):):) /\ \_._/ < (:(:( /\_\___//\ = `\:):\ /` \ \|/ `\'--')(:(:) / | ; \ )(::)"( jgs ; \ ' .' (::)) \ / / ;;-` \/ / | -=[ man and woman on bed ]=- 7/00 ___ .' '. o888888o /::' o-\o 88`8888888 |c _\ e^e 88888 \ -/ /_ 888 _.-) --' \=_ / ." < \_/ >\ ) \-. / `-.\.'| \ ,.' || \ () | | : | \ //'.__.' | \ || | | : | \ / \ , /\ \ .-""""-._ || | | : |\ \ / /`-``--` \ \ / \|| | \_____:__/ \ / / ) \ \. /|| .--|__/ |--\_/ /---/ _.-|\ \_-.....-'` || / [__| _| | \___ \ /'-._.' |/ ___/_ _ _ _|| | .--' | \ \ `` / / / `` ) || | '----' \ \ \ / / /` / || | `\ \ \ / / /` ( || | | | | | | | \ || \ | | | \ \ \ ) || |'----------|___|___|-----\ \ |----------'--------=|| || [___]___] \ )\ ) || || ( \ \ / / / || || `\ \\ \ ooOOooo || || jgs oooOOooo || -=[ hmmmm -- they're hugging -- keep it "G" rated ]=- 7/00 __ /` `.__ \_ _., `'-._ _.--. _`_ ) | '/ _ \ / `/ /'---./ / \ \--.___ \__./ /--.. /``-\ '-.___`\ '-' `--` `--` \/ -=[ couple ]=- 7/00 .---. /_/ \_\ ,;;;, ( '>') (((( )) \ -/ ('<' ))) )-(_ \= ((( / `-\'--.)_())) | \ |--./--' \ |\ \;_ /\\_ / | |_\___|_/) / / / | / /_/\ \ || | ((( | | || | | | || | | | || |_____| | || || | jgs |__||_ ||_| (___)_) ((_/Y CHILDREN: -=[ baby ]=- 4/00 .-@-. / \ | | ( o o ) .-\ ^ /-. jgs / '-@-' \ -=[ boy w/ lunchbox ]=- 6/00 _,.---,_ ,-" '. / \ | , | | / '-..____.; \_ | /a/a( (` _) `\ ,__. / `;-.___.' _.| | .' `-._\-. / .--. `\ / '_ ))). | jgs \_ /_//__\\_ | |.------.| || || ||______|| '--------' -=[ little boys ]=- 8/00 _._ /\\\\ |. .| \_-_/ /` `\ /_| |_\ \_\___/_/ | | | | | |_|_| jgs (__/__) _._ _._ //\\\ ///\\ |. . ) ( . .| \_=_/ \_-_/--' `\ /_) `\-| | \ /_| |_\| |_| \\___// |---|/ | | | | | | | | | | | |_|_| |_|_| jgs (__/__)(__\__) -=[ little girl ]=- tweak 8/00 ssSSss SSS`SSSS S|e e SSS SS\_-__SSS SS.-\_/SSS / \ /\/| |\/\ / / |__,|/ / /|| / /|| / \ `-._____.-' | | | jgs |-|-| .-` / \ '---\_/ OTHER CHARACTERS: -=[ alien face ]=- 4/00 ( __..)__ .' `'. / - - `\ /(')(') \ / ^ ) | \.--. | \--' / \__.-' __..'' jgs / | ( __..)__ .' `'. / - - `\ /(')(') \ / ^ ) | _ \.--. | / \_ \--' / \ ) \__.-' __..'' `) '. / | \ './ \ \ '. / | \ '\; | ,; | | | | | | / | __ | \ '-, | \ '. | '._) | | \ \ | /_ | '. /_..--" \/ `;. .-'--..___.-' jgs | | / .-"""""-.| | |__..--""-. ( _.| \ '-....-'` `""--...__.-' -=[ gnome ]=- 3/00 ,-. ) \ .--' | / / |_______| ( O O ) {'-(_)-'} .-{ ^ }-. / '.___.' \ / | o | \ |__| o |__| (((\_________/))) \___|___/ jgs.--' | | '--. \__._| |_.__/ -=[ silly face ]=- 6/00 .----. .----. ( o \ / o ) | | _/ \_ (_ _) , `--` , \'-.______.-'/ \ / '.--..--.' jgs `"""""` RELIGION: -=[ angel on a cloud ]=- 4/00 _ === _ / \(_)/ \ | / \ | | \\ // | \_/ \_/ .--" / \ `"-. ( ( '.___.' ,') (__,-. )--' jgs '.____)--' -=[ Moses or Noah ]=- tweak 8/00 ,"``", / (-\-| ___ | `-=-( /.-.\ .(`-.__/-,// || / \ | // V< \\\ | \|/ ; | / / | /| / \ \ \ \ \ \ jgs \ |\ | / )/ ) ooO` Ooo` ,;;;;, ;''';;;, ; ')' ;;;. ;; _ ;;;; ;;\__/;;;; .--' '--;; `)- / `\ / `\ / ('_/ ('_/\ \ \\\_/__/ /\ / \ \ '--.____/ ) ' ( / / / /|\ `\/ ( | (/|\) |\\\ | \|/ ; | / / | /| / \ \\ \ \ |\ \ jgs \ | \ | / ) / ) ooO` Ooo` -=[ minister ]=- 6/00 .---. /` ___|`\ |_/ \| ( -/- ) \_ - _/ .-'|_|'-. / \ / O \ / _____!_____ \ /.-------------.\ \| ,;, |/ | ;;; | | ;;;;;;;;; | | `';;;'` | | ;;; | | ;;; | | ::: | | ';' | | | _| _ __ __ _|_ jgs_/ _ __ ___ __ _\_ _/ __ ___ _ ___ __ _ \_ SPORTS: -=[ golf swing ]=- 4/00 _.. ( _,\ ` \\ \\ \\ __ \\ .' `\\ / ' \\ |_/`\____,\\_ ( - - \\\) \ > /( \ ;. _=_.' / /\ / \/ / \) | '-._.' / ;._ \ .' jgs| `'--'`| -=[ lady rowing ]=- 6/00 ; ,;;, _ ; | (( .( / | )/ ;\( )) _/ |_/ | | | ((/ \---'/` | )/| ____| \),_/___________ \| | |OH52`---.\ / |/ \ \ .' jgs\| '--------|`\-----' \_/ *-=[ man flying kite ]=- 6/0 __ \_\ /` ) / ( / \ / / / / / / (} / /|\_/ \| |\ jgs / | ` ` -=[ cards ]=- 5/00 _________ _________ _________ __________ / \ / \ / \ / \ |A | |A | |A | |A | | , | | _ _ | | _ | | | | / \ | | / ^ \ | | (_) | | /\ | | (_ _) | | \ / | | (_)_) | | < > | | /_\ | | \ / | | /_\ | | \/ | | | | ` | | | | | | A| | A| | A| | A| jgs \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \__________/ -=[ trophy ]=- 8/00 _________ '. .' _\:. /_ //|:: |\\ \\|:: |// `\::. /` `\ /` T __/ \__ | | jgs _|SUCCESS|_ | ~~~~~~~ | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ loser medal ]=- tweak 6/00 _______________ |@@@@| |####| |@@@@| |####| |@@@@| |####| \@@@@| |####/ \@@@| |###/ `@@|_____|##' (O) .-'''''-. .' * * * `. : * * : : ~ L O S E R ~ : : ~ A W A R D ~ : : * * : jgs `. * * * .' `-.....-' -=[ men boat fishing ]=- tweak 7/00 /'-._ / {) (}_/ '-._ \-,_________//O=-)-/______<(___ '-._ ~^~-~_`\ `-------------/| ~^~^ ^~^~^ ~'-. ~-^~~-_`\xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx009| / ~^~^ ~^ ~^~^~^ ~^~ ~~^-~_~^-` ~~^ ~^~ ~^-~^-~^~^^~`~~~-~^_~-^~. ' ~^~-^_~^ ~~-~~~_^~~-~^_~^~^~^-~^_~^-~^~^-~^~_~^~-~^~-~_~`-^~^^^~ ^~^~-~^~_~^~^-~^~^-~^_~^~^^-~^~-~^~^_^~^~ ~- ~~ ^~jgs -=[ tennis ball ]=- 7/00 ,-"""-. /\ /\ | | | | \/ \/ jgs '-...-' -=[ little ball player ]=- tweak 7/00 .---. /_____\__ `\/6.6\/--` ( _ ) ,'---', / _ \ /\/ (_) \/\ \ | (_) | / \|_____|/ | | | \__|__/ jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ high rope challenge course - CYO Camp Christopher]=- 8/00 /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ || || || || || ||____o_____||___o_______||___o_______||____o______|| || 8 || | 8 | | || 8 || 8 || ()c|| 8 || | 8 | | || 8 || 8 || <#\ || ()8 || \()/| | || 8()_ || 8 || |\c||__/#>_____|| # || <# || 8 || _|/_|| /| || /\ || / \ ||___ 8 || [___c||___\_\____||__|_\______||__/__/__ __||___] 8 || || || || ^ ^ ^ || 8 || c|| || || || 8 || || || || || 8 || c|| || || || 8 || || || || || 8 || ()c|| || || || 8|| #_|| || || || || \c|| || || || ||8 \|| || || || || 8 c|| || || || || 8()_ || || || || || == <#__ c|| || || || || == \ \ || || || || || / ` c|| || || || || ` \\|// \\||// \\||// \\|/ \\||/ ^^^^^~jgs~^^^^~^^^^^~^^^^^~^^^^^~^^^~^^^~^^~^^^^^~^^^~^~^^~^^^~^^~^~^ BODY PART: -=[ tooth ]=- 3/00 .----. .----. / ^ \ | '---' '---' | \ / \ / \ / ) , ( / / \ \ ( / \ ) '--' '--' -=[ arm ]=- tweak 6/00 ____ --.__ .'` __/_______ `''------' -'` ______) _______) _______) ..--- jgs -----..___________) -=[ toe tag / feet ]=- 7/00 _...._ .-"` `"-. /.ooO() ()O00.\ |/ ) ( \| |\ _/ \_ /|`\________ \ \ \ / / / |ROSCOE| .--'-\__)--(__/-'--.'------' jgs | | FOOD: -=[ box of cookies ]=- 12/99 .---------------------------. /_ _ _ __ __ /| // \ / \ / \ |_/ | |_ (_ / | / \_ \_/ \_/ | \ | |__ ,_/ / | :.__________________________/ / | .--. .--. .--. .--. | / | ( ) ) ( ) ( ) | / | '--' '--' '--' '--' |/ jgs'---------------------------' -=[ glass ]=- .-""`````````""-. /'-.___________.-'\ ; ; | | | | | | | | | | | __.......__ | |.-'` ~ `'-.| |::-.___~______~.-'`| ;:::::. ; |:::::. | ::::::::. | |::::::::::.. | |:::::::::::: | |::::::::::.. | |:::::::::::::: | |::::::::::::::.. | |::::::::::::::::: | jgs \:::::::::::::::../ '::::::::::::::.' -=[ cup with straw ]=- 6/00 .---, / .--' / / / / / / _..--"""""--/ / / / / \ |:--.._____;;--:| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || |'.__|| ||__.'| jgs \ `"""` / `-...........-' -=[ thermos ]=- 3/00 .------. .-' | ((_| | '-.________| | | |// // //| |\\ \\ \\| |// // //| |\\ \\ \\| |// // //| |\\ \\ \\| jgs | | '-......-' -=[ container ]=- 3/00 .-"""""-. |'-----'| |'-.....-'| | | | | | | | | jgs|-.......-| '-.......-' -=[ pizza ]=- 3/00 // ""--.._ || (_) _ "-._ || _ (_) '-. || (_) __..-' \\__..--"" -=[ barbeque ]=- 6/00 _....._ .' ^ '. / \ |`'--...--'`| \ ooo / '._____.' / | \ /.-|-.\ /'._|_.'\ jgs / | \ | -=[ assorted drinks ]=- 6/00 oOOOOOo ,| oO //| | \\| | `| | `-----` _* .---/ `\ |~~~~|`' | | | | \ / )( /__\ .------. \------/ \~~~~/ '--' _ | | |~| | | \_/ | _|_ _ |_| |:| |:| \:/ | _|_ ___ ___ ___ ___ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ -=[ milk bottles ]=- 6/00 ____ [____] ____ )__( [____] / \ )__( | .--. | / \ | '--' || .--. | | || '--' | | || | | || | jgs '.____.'| | '.____.' -=[ drink with umbrella ]=- 8/00 ___, '._.'\ _____/'-.\ | / | |~~~/~~| \ () / '.__.' || _||_ jgs `----` -=[ candy ]=- tweak 7/00 ____ ___ .' /:::. ___ \ "-. / (:::-'\ .-" / >_-=.\/:\__\/__ \/.=-_< > -='/\::::/\:::\/\'=- < /__.-' \::' )::/ '-.__\ jgs '.__/::' -=[ box of mints? ]=- 7/00 ____________ ,' '. \ \ \ \ ,;-------------,; / () () () /| |___()____()___.; | | |/ jgs '--------------' -=[ peach ]=- 7/00 __ '--`. _|,--. / `) \ \ | jgs '.___/ -=[ martini ]=- 7/00 ______ / \------// \ _// \ (_/ \_/ | jgs __|__ SCHOOL/MEDICINE: -=[ paintbrush ]=- 5/00 .------------------....___ ,;;;, / / /'''---/;;;;;;,., jgs \ \__\...---\;;;;;;;" '------------------'''' ```` -=[ pencil ]=- 3/00 _______________________ / //=================/`"-._ | ||=================| D jgs \___\\_________________\__.-" -=[ ruler ]=- 4/00 _________________________________________________ |'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'| jgs |___1___2___3___4___5___6___7___8___9__10__11__12_| -=[ dictionary ]=- 6/00 , , ///////| /////// | /////// | |~~~~~| | |=====| | | D | | | I | | | C | | | T | | | I | | | O | | | N | | | A | | | R | | | Y | / jgs |=====| / '-----'` -=[ books]=- tweak 7/00 ///| ///| ///| ///| /// | //////// | /// | |=| ////| |=|///|=| ////| |=| | | |//// //| |===| |//// //| | | | |===|///| | | |===|///| | | | | |===| | | | |===| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / jgs |=|===|===|=|===|=|===|===|=|/ ````````````````````````````` -=[ buttons ]=- 3/00 _.._ .:' ':. // () \\ || () () || \\ () // _.._ ':._ _.:'.:' ':. "" // () \\ || () () || \\ () // jgs ':._ _.:' "" -=[ viagra ]=- 12/99 ____ [____] /____\ | | |VIAGRA| __ |______| (__)_ jgs '.____.' (__) -=[ vaseline ]=- 12/99 .----------------------. | | /'----------------------'\ / _ _ _ \ |\ | |\ (_ |_ | | | | |_ | | \| |`\ _) |_ |_ | |\| |_ | \ / jgs '.______________________.' '----------------------' -=[ prescription bottle ]=- 7/00 .-------. |_______| _)_____(_ / \ |====_======| | |_) | | | \ | | \/ | | /\ | |===========| jgs\___________/ -=[ screw ]=- 6/00 _..-----.._ .' _.-' '. '._ '` _.' ``)'-./`` \ \ /'-./ \ \ /'-./ \ \ /'-./ \ \ /'-./ jgs \ ) './ CLOTHES: -=[ t-shirt ]=- 5/00 ._ _. / `""""` \ .-""`'-..____..-'`""-. /`\ /`\ /` | | `\ /` | Sayings on | `\ / | | \ / / Women's \ \ / | | \ '-._____.| T-shirts: |._____.-' | | | | | | \ | / | | \ | | jgs '._ _.' `""--------""` -=[ shoe ]=- 3/00 ,---. / \ '. | '.--'\ \ \ '._ | |`'. \ '-. | | \ '-------\ jgs )_( '._______/ -=[ shoes ]=- 8/00 __ .'--'\ _.-'_ __/ (_.'--'\|_| _.-` __/ jgs (_____.'|_| -=[ socks ]=- 6/00 /`-. /`-. / / / / / / / / / _/ / _/ / / | / / | .' \_/ .' \_/.' .-' jgs .' .-' /_ .' /_ .' \_\/ \_\/ -=[ nightie ]=- 5/00 / \ /| |\ | '. .' | | '-._.-' | \ / \ / ;---' '---; \ / ) ( /` `\ / \ jgs | | ('-._ _.-') `-._ '-._.-' _.-' '-./ \.-' -=[ glasses ]=- 5/00 /\ /\ //\\ //\\ (( \\ (( \\ \\ \\ \\_____.---.____\\ // `\ /^\ / `\\ \\____// \\____// jgs '----' '----' BUILDINGS: -=[ door ]=- 12/99 ______________ |.------------.| || ____ ____ || 8|| || ||| ||:====::====:|| |||____||____||| || || || || || || || || || _ || || (_)|| || || || || || || || || 8| || || || jgs ||____________|| '--------------' -=[ door ]=- tweak 8/00 ____________ |.----------.| || ___ ___ || 8|| || ||| ||:===::===:|| |||___||___||| || || || _ || || (_)|| || || || || 8| || || || jgs ||__________|| '------------' -=[shower head ]=- 5/00 .--./""---.._ /`.-.| //\\ / \ /::|| '--. 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'-. -=[ fence ]=- 5/00 /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ _||__||__||__||__||__||__||__||_ -||--||--||--||--||--||--||--||- || || || || || || || || _||__||__||__||__||__||__||__||_ jgs -||--||--||--||--||--||--||--||- ^^^"""^^"^^^"^^"""^^^^^"""^""^^^^^""^^ -=[ teepee ]=- 6/00 \ | / \;/ / \ / \ / \ /'-..,-'\ /-.__/|_.-\ '._ | | _.' jgs `"""""` -=[ house, ranch style ]=- 6/00 _ ___ ,;;, _.-" "-._ [___] 7T _.-" "-._| | _.-""-._ _.-" '-._| _.-' "-._ _.-" '-._ .=' '-._ .-' '-._ '---;.------------;;.---'----------------------------------------' ||_ __ __ __|2|----.| |".------|"| |"|------|"| | || |7| [] || | |><><><| | | |><><><| | |____ ||-- --- ----|1| [] || |_|======|_| |_|======|_| |=-_=| %%jgs&_||____________|2|____||%&&%,,,,,,%&%&%&%&%%&,,%%&%&%&,,,,%&%&&%&%& _ ___ ,;;, _.-" "-._ [___] 7T _.-" "-._| | _.-""-._ _.-" '-._| _.-' "-._ _.-" '-._ .=' '-._ .-' '-._ '---;.------------;;.---'----------------------------------------' ||_ __ __ __|||----.| |".------|"| |"|------|"| | || ||| [] || | |><><><| | | |><><><| | |____ ||-- --- ----||| [] || |_|======|_| |_|======|_| |=-_=| %%jgs&_||____________|||____||%&&%,,,,,,%&%&%&%&%%&,,%%&%&%&,,,,%&%&&%&%& -=[ column ]=- 7/00 .-----...-----. / .-._______.-. \ \ ` /_____\ ` / '--'| | | |'--' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_|_|_| _/_______\_ jgs|___________| -=[ mailbox ]=- 7/00 _ [_| .-----|--, / | /_\_ | |__.-| | |__\_| '---,-,-;---' | | FLOWERS/PLANTS: -=[ marijuana leaf ]=- 5/00 , /'\ |.; ,_ ;;| _, \ '-.|'|.-' / __'.`_\;/_`.'__ `._ - =.'. = -_.` .-'``/|\``'-. jgs ``'` | `'`` -=[ tree ]=- 7/00 , / \ .' '. / \ /.-. .-.\ `/ '.' \` .' '. /.--. .--.\ `/ '. .' \` .' ` '. /.---. .----.\ `/ `. .' \` .' `.' '. /,----, ,----,\ `'-.__.;-,____,-;.__.-' ||||| jgs ||||| `"""` TRANSPORTATION: -=[ bicycle ]=- 4/00 +-. .--. +-. | `"|"` \| .------;/|===;. Y.==. /\|/\___\|_.'_`\/\|/\ |--o--|___(_)' |--o--| \/|\/ =' \/|\/ jgs `"` `"` -=[ semi truck ]=- 4/00 _________________ .--H--.| jgs | _//_|| || | [ -| |'--;--------------' '-()-()----()"()^^^^^^^()"()' -=[ car ]=- 3/00 .-"""""""""""""-. //` || '. // || :. _....-" '-------''----------' `---...._ .' : '. / | : \ | .----. | : .----. |) (_/__// \\_________|____________;// \\__|_) jgs \ / \ / '--' '--' -=[ car ]=- 5/00 ___ .--. [ATM] .----' '--. | '-()-----()-' | -=[ car ]=- 6/00 .---;-, __/_,{)|__;._ ."` _ : _ `. .:::;. .::' jgs '--(_)------(_)--' ` '::' -=[ nascar ]=- 5/00 __________ _.='"----.._ `""--.._ _.'.-'\\ () \``""-.`"-. __ _.'/ '--' '-----[] .-'.-' .-' `'-'` / _..--""``` _, _, _, _, _ LI [__] \ .' .-'''-. / // // // / [_] .-'''-. #### '-. / / _ \ '-, / '-, / .----. / _ \ Valvoline\ | | (_) | /_/ /_/ '----'|| (_) | ____..' '--'\ / '===================' \ /'==' jgs `-...-` `-...-' -=[ woman in car ]=- 6/00 .--------------------. /----------------------\ //""""""""""_||_"",;;;,"\\ // ___ (____)//"""\\ \\ // _(___)_ /( '.' )\ \\ .--.// / \ (((\ = /))) \\.--. / (( | | {_}.="""=.{_} )) \ '----.----mmmmmmm----;----mmmmmmm----.----' / . \ / . \ / . \ / _ \ |.-------. 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'----------' '. / __________ \ 8\ / H.____.H \ / 8` `"";` `;""` 8 / LI LI LI \ 8 | LI LI LI | `8 | LI LI LI | `88\ LI LI LI / jgs '.____________.' -=[ telephone ]=- 6/00 .----------. / .------. \::. |___\'----'/___| ':. / .--. \ :: | ( () ) | .:' \ '--' / .::' jgs '.______.'`` -=[ cordless phone ]=- 6/00 | |__ ,/ \-----. || |:::::| || |:::::| || | | || | ooo | || | | || | ' O | jgs |\___/ === | '.___.-----' *-=[ phone ]=- tweak 6/00 _ //\ | \/ ||~ _ _ ||_ [ L___I ] | /\ | ... | ,@\\/ ,@@@, ,| ::: | @, ,@@" "@@@, ,@@@@"| ''' | jgs "@@@@@" "@@@@@" '=========' *-=[ lava lamp ]=- 6/00 , /_\ / . \ < ': > \.:./ \-/ / \ jgs /___\ -=[ man on TV ]=- 5/00 ___________________________ / _________________________ \ |/----, \| ||NEWS| || ||----' .-""-. || || / \ \ || || | /`-._| || || |/ . . | || || ( _\ ) || || |\ = | || || /\ \_._/ || || /\_\___//\ || || /` \ \| `\ || |\____/_____|__;_____|__BBC/| \___________________________/ |:::::::::::::::::::| |:::::::::::::::::::| |::():():::::():()::| |:::::::::::::::::::| __|jgs::::::::::::::::|__ / \ '===========================' -=[ television ]=- 7/00 | \ | \ | ___\|____ |.-------.| || || || || |'-------'| __|::::__ooo|__ ||-------------|| || || ||-------------|| ||||||||||||||||| jgs||=============|| -=[ microwave ]=- 8/00 ________________ |.-----------. | || _____ |ooo| |8 | | |ooo| || | | 7| = | |8 '-----' | _ | jgs ||___________|[_]| '----------------' -=[ lightbulb ]=- 7/00 .-""-. / __ \ | \/ | \ || / |||| {==} jgs {==} -=[ clock ]=- 7/00 _...._ .' 12 '. / \ |9 . 3| \ `\ / /'._ 6 _.'\ / ```` \ /_jgs__________\ -=[ watch ]=- 7/00 ___ /___\ |/ \| ||_|_|| [_____] |:___:| [_____] |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |:___:| (=___=) /.'12 '.\ // \\ || \ || ||9 . 3||) || / || \\ // \'._6_.'/ (=___=) jgs |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: o :| |: o :| |: o :| |: o :| ;' '; \' '/ \./ -=[ gameboy ]=- ___==_____________________ |_|______________|_| | .----------------------. | | | .----------------. | | | | | | | | | |()| | | | | |""| tm | | | | | | NINTENDO | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | '----------------' | | | |__GAME BOY____________/ | | ________ | | . (Nintendo) | | _| |_ """""""" .-. | |<[_ o _]> .-. ( ) | | |_| ( ) '-' | | ' '-' A | | B | | ___ ___ | | (___) (___) \\\\| | select start \\\\\| | \\\\\ / jgs| (phones) \\\\'.' `-----------------------` tweak by: Jan Weseler gehenna.comes@gmx.de ODDS AND ENDS: -=[ money bags ]=- tweak 12/99 _....._ ';-.--';' }===={ _.---.._ .' _|_ '. 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'.__ /`\ ___ /`\ | /` `\ | | \___,___/ | | |\ /| | | | ) ( | | / /` `\\ \ / /| | \ \ /.(\;`-._.-`; /)|\ _(\\))| | | /// / \ | ; | | | / '._______.' | / ) | ( / | \ jgs | | | \ | / / Y \ (_/ \_) -=[ girl in mirror ]=- 8/00 __________________ / _@___@___@___@_ \ |@/ \@| | | | | |@| ,;;;-, |@| | | /;/))))) | | |@| (;/ . .(( |@| .-;;;-. | | ):( > )) | | (((;(::(\ |@| (;)\ = /( |@| ).`\):):) | | )):) .'):) | | < (:(:( |@| .:(:\_(_)( |@| = `\:):\ | | /`::) `\ | | '--')(:(:) |@\_/___________\_/@| )(::)"( jgs \___@___@___@___@___/ .' (::)) / / ;;-` \/ / | -=[ teacher ]=- 12/99 _._ .' '. | / //\\\ \ | ( ( -\- ) ) | '-\_=_/-' // .-'\ /'-. (|/ / '-' \ / / | \__ __/_/\/ /| | |\ / \ / \ \ \ '-' `\/\ ; |/|\ | | | | | | | |_______| | | | \ | / jgs /=|=\ (_/T\_) -=[ woman w/ sign ]=- tweak 10/00 _____ _._ | | .' '. | N O | / //\\\ \ |_____| ( ( -\- ) ) | '-\_=_/-' /) .-'\ /'-. (|/ / '-' \ / / | \__ __/_/\/ /| | |\ / \ / \ \ \ '-' `\/\ ; |/|\ | | | | | | | |_______| | | | \ | / jgs /=|=\ (_/T\_) -=[ Eve ]=- 6/00 ,;;;;, ;''';;;, ; ')' ;;;. ;; _ ;;;; ;;\__/;;;; .--' '--;; `)- / `\ / `\ / ('_/ ('_/\ \ \\\_/__/ /\ / \ \ '--.____/ ) ' ( / / / /|\ `\/ ( | (/|\) |\\\ | \|/ ; | / / | /| / \ \\ \ \ |\ \ jgs \ | \ | / ) / ) ooO` Ooo` -=[ woman reading book/card ]=- 3/00 sSSSSSSs SSS'\\\\SS SSS` - -'SS SS(, a \a S SSSSS -' |S 'SSS\ '= /S/| 'S|`-. __.' / | .-'| `-.__.' .-\ / /-. | | { _/ \_ } | | `| | | | | '. | | .' jgs '-.| |.' `"` -=[ girl in wheelchair ]=- 1/00 o888o 88P .( 88 _/ ### /_( #/ )) # \==/_ .=\ \; \\ / \ / \| \\ |-- ()--|\ .==. \ / \ / ( () ) jgs `====' '==' -=[ indian ]=- 12/99 /\ || ||_ .'___'. /WXWXWXW\ _ | /` `\ | / \ (/ o o \)_| | () ^ ()\ / (/'._=_.'\) |=| <>/ \<>/ | /" \___/ / / /jgs / -=[ nurse ]=- 3/00 .-. .-/ + \-. /\__...__/\ | _/ `\_ | | ( ^.^ ) | \_\ - /_/ jgs .-'|;---;|-. / ||___|| `\ |__/ \__| -=[ woman in hospital ]=- 8/99 (7/97) .---------. _ |:: [-=-] | | | |_________| |~| |_| ,;;;, ,;;, I\ ,__//`\\\\__, / `\ I |{ // - - \\ } / '' ) I | ) \\_ = _// ( \_- __/ I |{___'-) (-'___}\____)-( I ||~/,'~~~~~,\~~|'---./ \ I \ // \\ | | \ \ I \/ // | \__/-/ I (/ (/ | |/|| I | | || / I | | || | I :-----_o_-----: || | I | /~~|===|~~\ | || | jgs I || |===| || ||_| /^\ "~ '^^^' "" ((__| ~ "Bedtime Prayers"... ~ 9/96 ,,,,, ////""\ . 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L\ .-""-. |\_ / (--> \ \ \'--.)_>_=/_( \ )`-._/|_,( _. |_\ (_ ( \ /.- .' `\ ) \_/\ \.'/ _.','\ _/\ ( '._/ /_/` \ / jgs '-..-'] -=[ woman vaccuuming ]=- 9/99 _ /_`\ )"/ ) (`(,( ./_.') _.`-;-'\ .'/ /___/ .' / / // __/_.' |(\`\ --jgs''-- /'_.]--''- _\| `-| ---''''---....--' `"""' `"" ` -=[ mage ]=- 10/98 \'/ -= * =- .-"-. / #,_ / /\_ \ `#|\ / /')'\ \ /#/ ( \ = / )/\/# ) ) ( (/ \ (_.;`"`;._) | / ( \|/ ) | / /\-'^'-/\ | | \| )=@=( \_/ | /\/ \ | /\ \ ; \(// /' | \/ | | / / | ___/\_\ |/ / \ \| / | | | | \ \_|/ \|_/ jgs / \`-'/ \ `-' '-` -=[ Cleopatra ]=- 8/98 __w ,%%%% .%%%_/ ,_ %%/(___// %%||))-' ,%%%)\( %%%/ \\ ,%%\ ; % | | | | / | jgs /___| -=[ 90's girl ]=- 1/99 _..._ .'`_{@},`'. / .' *{@}. \ |/ \| ||_._._._._|| | |=(. .)=| | ) | ^ | ( _ /\_/ \ '-' / \_| \ | .-`'---'`-. \` | \ |===========| / / '/ \|=======|/\/ / /\|\___/ / |======/ \ / \__.____/ /-o---'\ `` , .-'/ /..--'| ; ( .--' ; | '. /-.-, \ '. / | \ \ ;. ; | < jgs | \'._ / \ / / / \ ` `'-' '-._____.' /___..-| \___/\_/ -=[ mamma cooking ]=- 1/99 .-. ,-"""-, / \__ \ | / `\ | \( ^.^ )/ \ - / .-'|;---;|-. 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( \ / `) \||, )( '(-` / ( \\/ /\ / \ \ \./ )==( / / / \//' ; '|\` |______/ | / / |/ / ;( ( jgs | \ \ | |\ \ |_/.\_| / ) / ) /_/|/_/| -=[ woman at lamp post ]=- tweak 11/00 + (_) / \ /_____\ |.;.| \(%)/ \_/ o=={_}==o | | | | ,sSSSSs | ,sSSS` "> | SSSS@ =) | SSSSS_(_ __ | |SS/ _)_) /.- | |< \ /\// | | \|==(\_/ | | (/ ; | | |____| | | \ |\ | | ) ) ) | | ( |/ | | /\ | jgs| /.(=\ Y\_\ >> gramma knitting << 10/96 .---. (_---_) (_/6 6\_) ( v ) `\ /' .-'': ;``-. / \,Y./ \ / (:)___ \ : .-'XXX`-.`\_; `.__.-XXX-.__.'\_ / / XXX \ \ `\_ / XXX \ `\ / XXX \ _`\___ jgs / \ (`--"""-') / \ (=-=-=-=-) `--...___ ___...--' (________) ``` -=[ oriental woman ]=- 2/97 _ =( )= //"\\ (|^.^|) '\^/' /`\ /`\ /, Y ,\ / |\___/| \ /__|{___}|__\ () | | () | | | | | | | | jgs |___| " " -=[ bedoin woman ]=- ___ .' '. / \ ||#######|| | /"""""\ | ||_a_\_a_|| | | | | / \ / \ | '. .' | jgs/__/ `/ \ -=[ fortune teller ]=- 2/97 .="=. /\_ /|6 6|\ _/\ \_//O\_+_/O\\_/ \\\/`"""`\/// \ ($) / ./---/_\---\. /`"---------"`\ / / | \ \ / / | \ \ jgs `._._.-'-._.-'-.' -=[ nerdette ]=- 3/97 ,%%%%%%%%,_ ,%%%%%%%%%%%}}%%, %/_ _%%%%%%~%%% /_o|^|o_\=?%% %%% ( /_ @% %%%% \'====' /%' '%%%% /'-----'\ "% .-\ /|\ /``'. ` / ^o| `" \ / / o| .|||. \ | \ o| |===|\ \ < <\ o| |~~~||\ > `\ \\o| '---'// / \o_\\|_____//_o/` / ///\/\/\\\ \ ( /|/\\/\/\\|\_) ///\\//\//\/\\ |/\/\////\\/\\\| //\\/\///\\/\/\\ //\/\///\/\\/\\| |//\//\////\/\// \//\/\\/\//\/\/ | || | ( |( | | | | | | | | | |=| |=| _8/~_8/~ \ jgs (___(___,_/ -=[ woman in fur coat ]=- 5/97 sSSSSSs SS,, SSSS S< ?SSS S> SSS ___)(____ (((.\/;)))) \||, )(\'||.//(( \\/(/(\||/))\)) \)/)))||(((/(( " (((||))//' )))||'|\` (((||))) )))||((( (((||))) )))||((( jgs ((((||)))) || || |/ |/ /=) /=) /_/|/_/| -=[ woman ]=- 2/01 ,sSSSs, S.).`SSs S\-_SSs` ) \_ /_/( \ /\ \ \ / /\__(// //` | \) /_\ | / (___) | | |___| || \ || / jgs //-| //_/Y -=[ midget? ]=- 2/01 ,sSSSs, S.).`SSs S\-_SSs` ) \_ /_/( \ /\ \ \ / /\__(// //` | \) /_\ | / (___) | | |___| || / jgs //-| //_/Y -=[ women ]=- 2/01 _....._ ." ", / ___/_ \ | /- -\ | \ ( ^\^ ) / '.!\_=_/!.' _<\)_(/>_ / \ / \ / '-' \ | /\__,__/\ | \ \ ) ( / / \/\ /\/ \/\ /\/ |)/---\(| | |___| | |/\___/\| |\ ^ /| | `"""` | |_______| | | | jgs | | | )_|-'\_ / /T"._\ '-' _....._ ." ", / ___/_ \ | /- -\ | \ \ ^\^ / / '.%\_=_/%.' _<\)_(/>_ / | | \ / / \_|_/ \ \ || ` || | \___,___/ | \ \ ) ( / / \/\ /\/ \/\ /\/ |)/---\(| | |___| | |/\___/\| |\ ^ /| | `"""` | |_______| | | | jgs | | | )_|-'\_ / /T"._\ '-' -=[ photo of woman ]=- tweak 2/01 ________________ |.--------------.| || ,;;;-, || || /;/))))) || || (;/ . .(( || || ):( > )) || || (;)\ = /( || || )):) .'):) || || .:(:\_(_)( || || /`::) `\ || ||/___________\_|| jgs '----------------' -=[ the butt ]=- 5/97 sSSSs SSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSS .--' '--. / \ / /\ /\ \ / / ) : ( \ \ \ \ / \ / / `\| . |/` jgs '.__|__.' sSSSs SSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSS .--' '--. / \ / | | \ / / \ : / \ \ ( ( ) : ( ) ) \ \ / \ / / _`\/ . \/`_____ /~~; ;~~~~~/| / '.__|__.' _/ /__________________/ | jgs | -=[ woman at bar ]=- 10/98 .======================================. | ___ ___ ___ _ _ _ | | \_/ \_/ \_/ C|||C|||C||| |-| |-| |-| | | _|_ _|_ _|_ ||| ||| ||| |_| |_| |_| | '=====================================,sSSSSs DUFFY'S WATERING HOLE ,sSSS` "> .:. SSSS@ =) \~/ C|||' SSSSS_(_ _Y_ ___|||______________________________SS/ _)_) /.- [____________________________________< \ /\// | ____ ____ ____ ____ | \|==(\_/ | (____) (____) (____) (____) | (/ ; | | | | | | | | | | |____| | | | | | | | | | | \ |\ | | | | | | | | | | ) ) ) | |____| |____| |____| |____| | ( |/ | I====I I====I I====I I====I | /\ | jgs | | | | | | | | | /.(=\ Y\_\ -=[ woman spanking man ]=- 11/98 ,S&S&S&s, S&C ^^>S& &S`\_ =_)`S .-) (-. / /\ /\ \ ||||| / (_ \/ _) \/ @@ .-._ \ \)____(__|c _\ \__) //)|\\ ( \ _( .-._\ // __\____\ \/_ __ \__)\/ /) ) ) ) \___(__\ \ \/ /` / | / | \ /` | | | | `' \ | \ | jgs (\\ (\\ Y\_\Y\_\ -=[ senior citizen ]=- 6/97 ___ (___) /` `\ / /"\ \ \_/o o\_/ ( _ ) `\ /` /\\V//\ / /_ _\ \ \ \___/ / \/===\/ || || || || ||___|| |_____| jgs ||| / Y \ `"`"` -=[ old lady ]=- tweak 7/00 &&&&& &&& .( .-&& _/ / \^/\ / /| _|_|| \ \| |( | `\\~~~\|| ,##\7 \\ |#____\ |#| / / jgs |#|/_/ |#|\ \ (#_\`' -=[ woman in rocking chair ]=- 2/01 __ |/`.-\ |\_)'} |/'-; |\_\_`,_ |____| \ |====|__| jgs '.,_|____|_,_) -=[ older woman ]=- 6/00 .-''-. ( \ ) ( .----. ) ( )'/ '( ) `\ -- /` `)(` /`\/`\ / \ / \_/\_/ \ \ \ / / \/\ /\/ ))) ((( | | | | |_____| \ | / jgs )|( /-T-\ (_/`\_) -=[ woman at computer ]=- 4/98 _,,,_ .' `'. / ____ \ | .'_ _\/ / ) a a| .----. / ( > | /| '--. ( ) ._ / || ]| `-. ) _/-.__.'`\ || ]| ::| ( .-'`-. \__ ) || ]| ::| `/ `-./ `. || ]| ::| _ | \ \ \ \| ]| .-' / \| \ \ \ \ L.__ .--'( | |\ `. / / \ ,---|_ \---------, | `\'. '. /`\ \/ .--._|=- |_ /| | \ '. '._ './`\/ .-' '. / | | | `'. `;-:-;`)| |-./ | | /_ `'--./_ ` )/'-------------')/) | \ | `""""----"`\//`""`/,===..'`````````/ ( | | | / `---` `===' / ) | / \ / / ( | | '------. |'--------------------'| ) | \ `-| | / | `--...,______| | ( | | | | | ) ,| | | | | ( /|| | | | | )/ `" / \ | | (/ jgs .' /I\ '.| | /) .-'_.'/ \'. | | / ``` `"""` `| .-------------------.|| `"` `"` -=[ woman ]=- 6/97 .=. //"\\ (/6 6\) )\ = /( (_ ) ( _) / `\_/` \ / (_ @ _) \ \ \)___(/ / \/ \/ | | | | |_____| ||| ||| / Y \ `"`"` -=[ woman in dress ]=- 4/00 ,;;;, (((())) )). .(( ((( = ))) );'-';( / )\ /( \ //(_ Y _)\\ \\ ) ( // \/ \/ ; ; | | | | | | | T | jgs | .' \| '-/=/-' -=[ nun ]=- 7/97 .-=-. /.-=-.\ ||_____|| ||. .|| || || / |\_-_/| \ / |=====| \ | |\_._/| | jgs `--.| T |.--' -=[ ready for a swim ]=- 9/97 more swimmers .-""-, ;--. \ _/oo==\===| (_ ___, \ | \\_/ / / `--'\\` /U/`--. ///,____) /// // / '' // <` \`\ \ _/_/__\_ \ | === 4 '--. \ | ~^~^~^~^~^~[_________| ~^~^~^~^~^/////////// ~^~^~^~^~^~^//////jgs// ,-""-. / .--; |===/==oo\_ | / ,___ _) \ \ \_// `//'--` .--`\U\ (____,\\\ \ \\ \\\ `> \\ `` / /`/ _/__\_\_ | / .--' 4 === | / |_________]~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ \\\\\\\\\\\~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^^~~ \jgs\\\\\\\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ -=[ female flasher ]=- 8/97 ,;;;, ()))))) ((((((( ))))))) .----'((((((('----. (| ))))) |) '-..' ((( : '..-' | : ) : | | : : -| | : : -| | : -| | : : -| |_____________| | | | |_|_| (_I_) jgs Y Y -=[ woman in cake ]=- 8/98 \\\ , \ `| ) ( .-""-. | | /_ { '. | | (/ `\ } ) | | ^/ ^`} { \ \ \= ( { ) \ \ '-, { {{ \ \_.' ) } ) \.-' ( ( /'-.'_. ) ( } \_( { _/\ ) '--' `-;\ \ _.-' / / / <\/>_.' .' / / <\/>/. ' /<\// / _ |\`- _ . -/| - _- ` _.-'`_/- | \ - - - - \\\ }`<\/> <\/>`{ { -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- } } { <\/>. <\/> {`<\/> <\/>`} } -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- { { } } } { H A P P Y { <\/> B I R T H D A Y <\/> `<\/> <\/>' jgs -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- -=[ woman in bikini ]=- 8/97 .---. (_,/\ \ (`a a( ) ) \= ) ( (.--' '--.) / (_)^(_) \ | / \ / \ | \\ / . \ // \/\___/\/ | \_/ | \ / / \/ / ( ( |\ \ jgs | \ \ /_Y/_Y -=[ girl in swim suit ]=- ___.-"""-. ( (___,/\ \ \( |')' ) ) \) \=_/ ( ___ / _,' \ ) .' \|-(.(_|_ ; ( / //. (_\, | ) /`'---.._/ /.\_ ____..'| |_/ | /`'-._ / | '_| jgs ` `;-"`; | /,' `'.__/ ( \ '\/ -=[ female figure ]=- 9/97 .-. (/^\) (\ /) .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ -=[ woman in dress ]=- tweak 9/00 .-. (/^\) (\ /) .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ | | |___| /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ -=[ woman in thong ]=- tweak 9/00 .-. ( ) (_ _) .-'-. /\ /\ \\) (// /`Y`\ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /T\ -=[ woman ]=- 9/00 .-. //-\\ )\_/( /\_/\ ||_:_|| ||):(|| (/ \) | | |___| ||| jgs (/ \) -=[ woman ]=- 2/98 ,;;;;, ((/))))), (((/\))))), ((( ^.^ ))) `"\ = /"` _/'-'\_ /`/'._.'\`\ / ( Y ) \ / /`\-' '-/`\ \ \ \ ) ( / / `\\/\ /\//` (/ \_/ \) | | | \ | / \_ | _/ / / \ \ | | | | jgs |/ \| / \ / \ `-' '-` ,;;;;, ((/))))), (((/\))))), ((( ^.^ ))) `"\ = /"` _/'-'\_ /` '._.' `\ /\( Y )/\ / /`\-' '-/`\ \ \ \ ) ( / / `\\/ \//` (/ \) | | \_______/ \_ | _/ / / \ \ | | | | jgs |/ \| /=\ /=\ `-' '-` ,{{}}}, {{/ \}} }}}~.~{{{ {{\ - /}} }}})-({{{ /{{ V ((\ / ( ) \ / /`\- -/`\ \ \ \ ) ( / / `\\/ \//` (/_._._._\) | | | | | | | | After |_ _ _ _| jgs |/ \| / \ / \ `-' '-` ,{{}}}, {{/ \}} }}}^.^{{{ {{\ = /}} }}})-({{{ /{{ \_/ ((\ / ( ) \ / /`\- -/`\ \ \ \ )%O%( / / `\\/ \//` (/ \) | | | | | | / / / \ \ \ After | | | | jgs |/ \| / \ / \ `-' '-` -=[ woman ]=- 8/98 .---. (_,/\ \ (`a a( ) ) \= ) ( (.--' '--.) / ( \_/ ) \ | / \ / \ | \\ /~~~\ // \/ \/ | | | | |_______| ( ( |\ \ jgs | \ \ /_Y/_Y .---. (_,/\ \ (`a a( ) ) \= ) ( (.--' '--.) / (_\_/_) \ | / \ / \ | \\ / \ // \/\ /\/ | \_/ | \ / / \/ / ( ( |\ \ jgs | \ \ /_Y/_Y -=[ four women ]=- 2/01 .-. .-. .-. (/^\) .-. (/^\) / \ (\ /) //^\\ )\ /( \/"\/ .-'-. (_\ /_) (.-'-.) '\_/' /(_,_)\ .-'-. /\_ _/\ .-' '-. \\) (// /\_ _/\ \\)_(// |\_ _/| / \ \\) (// /---\ \\)_(// | | / \ | | / \ |___| | | |_|_| | | | /|\ |___| | | | | | | \|/ \|/ |_|_| |_|_| jgs /Y\ /Y\ /Y\ /_T_\ -=[ woman in poodle skirt ]=- 1/01 .-""". / .--.) | ( ^>^ \__, _( _ ) ( _ /` `\__/ \ ,|/_ /`\ .__ _/`\//`` / / \ / \_/ `\\ )==( /|)` `\ /\_ _, \ / '-< )_,\ / //=\\\ '._ _.' `";";;"` |_|| jgs )_||__ L \--' `'-' -=[ woman ]=- tweak 1/01 ___ ." ". / /\__ \ | ( '/'`) | / \ = / \ \ __)-(__ / /` \ / `\ /_( \_/ )_\ | /\-' '-/\ | \ | )===( | / \\/ \// /|| ||\ | | |_______| ; | ; \_ | _/ / Y \ | | | jgs \/ \/ /=\ /=\ `-' '-` -=[ punker ]=- | \ | / . \ | / . `-.__|\/_\/|_.-' .__ \ / `./ `- .-'`. ` - ' ` __.' _)___( // \\ jgs/VK | | | \ | | | \ -=[ punker ]=- | \ | / . \ | / . `-.__|\/_\/|_.-' .__ \ / `./ `- .-'`. !! - ' ` ! __.' _)___( jgs/VK / ____ \ with | / _ \ \ further | |(\o/)| \ meddling | | /_\ | ) by ejm | | | / -=[ reclining woman in suit ]=- 10/98 .-""-. (___/\ \ ( |' ' ) ) __) _\=_/ ( ____(__._ ` \ ) .(/8-.._.88, ; ( / /8. `88., | ) _.`'---.._/ /.8_ ____.'_| |_/ '-'``'-._ / | `-........' jgs `;-"`; | `'.__/ -=[ woman in champagne glass ]=- 1/99 . , . L\ o .-""-. |\_ / (--> \ o .\ \'--.)_>_=/_( __ . \ )`-._/|_,( (==) o |_\ (_ ( \ /|~~| o . _.' `\ ) \_/\ \/ | | _ _.','\ _/\ (__'._/|()| |=/=/====\======/==| /` `\ \ ' . o . '-..-' o / / \ `'-.__ o' __.-'` ; _/\_ ; `'..'` ||` `|| || ||PARTY!|| || || || jgs || | \____/ | _.' '._ | | < > \_.-""-._/ `""""""` `""""""` . , . L\ o .-""-. |\_ / (--> \ o .\ \'--.)_>_=/_( __ . \ )`-._/|_,( (==) o |_\ (_ ( \ /|~~| o . _.' `\ ) \_/\ \/ | | _ _.','\ _/\ (__'._/|()| |=/=/====\======/==| /` `\ \ ' . o . '-..-' o / / \ `'-.__ o' __.-'` ; _/\_ ; `'..'` ||` `|| || || 1999 || || || || jgs || | \____/ | _.' '._ | | < > \_.-""-._/ `""""""` `""""""` -=[ Net License for Bev ]=- 5/99 __________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\___________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ I: ,;;;;;;;, | O F F I C I A L :I I: /;/;/;/|\;\ | NET SURFER'S LICENSE :I I: //;///-'`\;\\ | <-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-> :I I: ;/;/ _ _ \;|; | :I I: ||; `^ ^` |;| | Name: Beverly Chua :I I: |;| ^ ;|| | Email: beverly@gemz.net :I I: ||;\ '-=-' /|;| | URL: http://beverly.gemz.net :I I: \|;;.___.;|;/ | ICQ: 1184536 :I I: `"=) (="` | Home: Singapore :I I: .-:`, ,`;-. | B'day: 31 October (Halloween!) :I I: /` \';@;'/ `\ | Likes: Ballet, Web-design :I I: / '-.-' \ | Hates: Vegetables :I *jgs__________________|________________________________* \%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/spunk.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/spunk.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. This section is a special one that includes ASCII Art in telling a story or sharing a thought. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Although the words may not be mine, the ASCII art and putting everything together are my creation. I hope you enjoy the following... "The Recipe for a Happy Life" "She Slept Beneath the Moon" Jokes (Punny Stuff!) :) Poems by Shel Silverstein "Cruisin' the Internet Superhighway" "Love Story" Goofy Greeting Cards The Wise Monkeys "When I'm an Old Lady" "Farfrompuken" "You are Unique" embed(/web/20091028022936oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/braind.mid) Midi Controls For more ASCII art/thoughts, see Maria's "Thought and ASCII Art of the Day" Issues of the "FUNNY BONE"- an online humor e-zine! (some adult) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. _ _ * R E C I P E F O R A H A P P Y L I F E * _ _ ( \/ ) ( \/ ) \ / | /) \ / \/ ---> TAKE | /_ WHOLE MONTHS, <--- \/ CLEAN THEM THOROUGHLY OF ALL BITTERNESS, RUMORS, HATE, AND JEALOUSY; IN OTHER WORDS, MAKE THEM AS FRESH AND AS CLEAN AS POSSIBLE. ____________ _____________ (____________;=============\ `^^^^^^^^^^^^` NOW CUT EACH MONTH INTO 28, 30, OR 31 DIFFERENT PARTS-- BUT DON'T MAKE UP THE WHOLE BATCH AT ONCE... INSTEAD PREPARE IT ***ONE DAY*** AT A TIME. MIX WELL EACH DAY: .-. .-----------------. (( )) ONE PART OF FAITH, :._________________.: \ / | | | ONE OF PATIENCE, | | | | | | ONE OF COURAGE, \ / | `._____________.' | ONE OF WORK, ADD ONE PART EACH OF HOPE, FAITHFULNESS, GENEROSITY, AND KINDNESS; __ (__) BLEND WITH: .:::. || .:::. [| G | || ONE PART PRAYER, [| | .:::. | D | #-/__\ | P | [| | `---' | | ONE PART MEDITATION, `---' | M | | | `---' (@)(@) AND ONE GOOD DEED. ` ' SEASON THE WHOLE WITH A DASH OF GOOD SPIRIT, A SPRINKLE OF FUN, A PINCH OF PLAY, AND A CUPFUL OF GOOD HUMOR. ._ _____,_ POUR ALL OF THIS INTO A VESSEL OF LOVE. \` =|D) T =|^ COOK THOROUGHLY OVER RADIANT JOY `-----' ( ) GARNISH WITH SMILES ____________.---(----. `----------|`--------'| AND SERVE WITH QUIETNESS, | | | | UNSELFISHNESS, AND CHEERFULNESS `--------' AND YOU ARE BOUND TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE. (artwork by joan stark- 9/96) ~ Proverbs 3:6 ~ ------------------------------------------------------------------ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ~ she slept... ~ 9/96 o _.._ * . * .-' .=-~. o | / .' -O- / . o | : . She slept beneath the moon, : : : ` | o * \ ` -O- * \ `. . | . `-._`=-;+' `` _._ * o ()~() o (/- -\) * . )(_=_)( . (()-"-()) // \\ `^/_______\^' _|||_ (__|__) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ . . `. * | .' `. ._|_* .' . . * .' `. * ...she basked beneath the sun. -- ---| |--- -- . *`.___.' * . .' |* `. * .' * | . `. . _._ . ()~() __ (/^.^\) __ `~\\)(_u_)(//~' \()-"-()/ / \ /_______\ _|||_ (__|__) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ _.---,._,' /' _.--.< She lived a life of "going to do"... /' `' /' _.---._____ and died with nothing done. \.' ___, .-'` /' \\ . /' `-. -|- | | | .-'~~~`-. | .' `. | | R I P | | | | | | | \ \\| |// ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (thanks to larry good for the words of wisdom and to maria zorka for letting me modify her goddess...) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ~ what I aspire to be... an *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* * ___ ___ ____ __ ___ __ ___ __ * * / \ -: -: :/ _\ :/ \: : * * : | : .=' .=' : :_ : | : :_ * * \___/_: :__: :__:\___/__:__.__:____: * * ___ ___ ___ __ __ * * / \ / __/ _\ : : * * : | :\__ \ :_ : : * * :__.__:/___/___/__:__: * * ___ ____ ______ __ ___ ______ * * / \: \_ _: :/ __/_ _: * * : | : - / : : : :\__ \ : : * * :__.__:__:\_\ :__: :__:/___/ :__: * * * *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~spunk .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. JOKES :) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- What did one acorn /`-. say to the other when `-{| } Dont worry... they fell to the ground ? \.-' Everything will be "oak-ay"! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- .::. .::^.:. What is part pig and part tree? .:`:(\_/) .::^:./"\_:. @:^:.:( (oo):. A "Porky Pine" .::.^.::`'"':::. jgs '"'"'""|=|'"'"'"' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- .\^/. How did Mother Nature . |`|/| . tell the forest that |\|\|'|/| summer was over? .--'-\`|/-''--. \`-._\|./.-'/ >`-._|/.-'< jgs "Well, my dears, '~|/~~|~~\|~' it's time to be leafing" | -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- _ _(_)_ @@@@ How did the florist (_)@(_) @@()@@ propose to his girlfriend? (_)\ @@@@ `|/ / \| \ | -He "aster" to marry him! | / jgs \\|// \\|// ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- . . '.-:-.` ' : ` .-----: How do whales wash their dirty clothes? .' `. , / (o) \ -In the Tide jgs \`._/ ,__) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- .-----. What sea creature goes great (_______) between two pieces of bread? ) (.) ( (. ( ) ). ) - the peanut butter and jellyfish! (.( )(. ) ). ) ( '( . jgs ' ) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- __ /..\ What is a snake's favorite subject? ___ \_c==< , /\_/\ /\/ |\_/-/ \-\_/\/ - Hisssss-tory jgs \/_\/ \/_\/ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- What mouse fell in the mud? _ _ (.)_(.).----. - Icky Mouse \6 6/ `. =\ /= ;~~~~~~~~~~~ _..........O`mm-----mm'............_jgs ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^`::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::'^^^^^^^^^ `'"''"'"'"""'"''"'""'"'"'''''''"""` -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- . . ) ( Who crawls, has 100 legs, and _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _(.--.) says "Ho, Ho, Ho"? {{ { { { { { { { { { { ( '_') jgs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>`--'> - "Santa-pede" -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- What kind of ceremony / \ do spiders have when '\ \__O__/ /` they decide to get `--(_)--' married? .---/ \---. / /'(>I<)`\ \ - a webbing! ` \ `-' / ' \ / jgs -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- _ ___ ___ _ \.\'.\ What do bees wear when they go swimming? /.'/./ \'\'.\ /.'/'/ __\.\:/_// \\_\:/./__ -{{{{{(__(") - their "bee"-kinis! (")__)}}}}}- jgs `~~~~ >>>^ ^<<< ~~~~` -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- What sound comes from a pig pen? (\../) (\../) (\../) (\../) _||___ _(oo)_ __||__ _(oo)_ __||__ _(oo)_ __||__ _(oo)_ __||_ -||---"------"--||--"------"--||--"------"--||--"------"--||- _||___@(____)___||__@(____)___||__@(____)___||__@(____)___||_ -||----"----"---||---"----"---||---"----"---||---"----"---||- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - ink, ink, ink -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- .-._ Who doesn't have any hair and thinks {_}^ )o he's the national dog of the {\________//~` United States? ( ) /||~~~~~||\ jgs |_\\_ \\_\_ - the bald beagle "' ""' ""'"' -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- _ /\`-._ / \ `-._ / \ |`-._ What does a / \ | `-._ mouse weigh / ?? \ | /\ on a cat's scale? `--------' | / \ | / \ | /(()_ \ - about three pounces! | /<"___)~~\ /^\ `--"-"---' jgs /___\ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- ------------------------------------------------------( ------------------------------------------------------( o o What kind of bird bowls well? _ o o _ <6)_ ,/ o o (_) = - (_==/ jgs o o ='- o - a "spare" row o ------------------------------------------------------( ------------------------------------------------------( -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- .%%%%%%%%%%. %%%\%%/%%%%%% What do trees do when they go on vacation? %%\\//%/%/%% %%%\\%//%%%" "%%| |%%" - they pack their trunks! |0| jgs | | ""'"'""'"""'"'"'""""""''"""'"'"''"'"''"'""'''""'''"' -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- ~ , ~ __)\_ Why couldn't the porpoise say the alphabet? (\_.-' a`-. jgs (/~~````(/~^^` - because he always got lost at "c" ~ ~ ~ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- _______________ / /'.'..'.'.'/ /'. | |'.'.'...'.'| | | Who eats tin cans and picks on kids | |.'.'..'..'.| | | smaller than himself? | |'.'.'..'.'.| |@| | |''.'.'.'..'| |@%@ jgs | |''.'..'.'.'| |@%@%@.-.-.-.-. - the bully goat \ \'...'.'.'.\ \@%@%@%_ _ _ _.' ~~'''""""'"""~~ ^"^"^"^ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= {\--/}.-._._.---.__.-; What does a sheep put on her {6 6 }.'}' {. }' }.-` eyes to protect them from ( v )._{'.} { .' } the sun? `-.''{.' .} ' } .} #`{.'{'._{'.{'} - lambshades '{_}.}.'{.{_} jgs `W W W W =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= (\____/) / @__@ \ ( (oo) ) On what holiday do pigs get dressed up? `-.~~.-' / \ @/ \_ - on "Gown Hog's Day" (/ / \ \) jgs WW`----'WW =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= .---. What do you get when you cross a : : question mark with a two-ton, .' one-horned animal? .' : - a why-nocerous . =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= \_/-.--.--.--.--.--. Why is a caterpillar able to wait (")__)__)__)__)__)__) patiently in her cocoon? jgs ^ "" "" "" "" "" "" - because she knows she will be out in a moth or so! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= What do you call a black and _ yellow insect that doesn't know /_/_ .'''. how to use its stinger? =O(_)))) ...' `. jgs \_\ `. .''' - a bumbling idiot `..' =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= .-. ( ) What animal and insect should you take \-/ on a hot-air balloon ride? # .-. ( ) - a "high"-ena and a "low"-cust \-/ # =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Why was the mouse afraid to ___ go to the circus? _ _ .-' '-. (.)(.)/ \ - because he might have to sit /66 ; jgs near the "trap-eze" o_\\-mm-......-mm`~~~~~~~~~~~~~` =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= .. ( '`< Why was the duck kicked out of his apartment? )( ( ----' '. ( ~=- ; - because he put too many quacks in the wall jgs (_______,' ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= & , <^)_//) ____(___)_)_____ Why did the farmer put a [________________] chicken over the fireplace? | ________ | | | | | | | | | - because he wanted | | ( | | a "mantel cluck" _| | ). | |_ | | (:') | | jgs |____|=~=~~=~=|____| =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= \\ \\_ What part of the newspaper does a rabbit like to read? (_) / ) - lettuce to the editor jgs o( )_\_ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Why is an owl such a busybody? ,___, - he always wants to know "Who? Who?" (9v9) (_^((\ jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"^" \\^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= .---. _\___/_ )\_/( What has big claws, lives in the ocean, / \ and works on science experiments? / \ / \ /~~~~~~~~~~~\ - a labster! jgs / \ ( ) `-------------' =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ___ | | What bird is good at ( ">| | choosing the right furniture? )( | | // ) | | - the woodpicker -//""--' | /------. | jgs| | =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= __ (\_ (_ \ ( '> How do you catch a squirrel? ) \/_)= jgs (_(_ )_ - climb up a tree and act like a nut! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Poems by Shel Silverstein The Double-Tailed Dog Love No Difference Sick Smart Hippo Sandwich .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ___ ___ ___ ___ (-|-)|_ _ (-| \ _ |_ | _ (-|-)_ '| (-| \ _ _ _| | |(/_ _|_/(_)|_||_)|(/_ _| (_||| _|_/(_)(_| ( ( ( ( ,_| - by Shel Silverstein {\______________/} Would you like to buy a dog ( ) with a tail at either end? /||~~~~~~~~~~||\ He is quite the strangest dog jgs |_\\_ _//_| there is in town. "' ""' '"" '" Though he's not too good at knowing just exactly where he's going, He is very, very good at sitting down. He doesn't have a place to put a collar, And I'll admit it's rather __,,__ hard to lead him, .' `. And he cannot hear you call / )----( \ For he has no ears at all, {\/__||_ _||__\/} But it doesn't cost a ~ """''""" ~ single cent to feed him. ( He cannot bite, 8 he'll never bark or growl, 8 ) Just scratch him on his tails, ( 8 he'll find it pleasing. 8 , 8 But you'll have to take him out .=_`-. for twice as many walks, (_-__;_) And I'll bet that you can "'"'"'""""''"' quickly guess the reason. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. || .-----''-----. | __ __ | \\ | /~\ \ | |_~ // | |_ | | _| | |_ \_/ \| |__ | \ \/ / | | \ / | -by Shel Silverstein | \/ | | | '-----..----sSSSSSSSs || sSSSSSSSSSSSs || sSSS,_ _,SSSs ||SSSS |'| |'| SSSS Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu, ||SSSS "" - "" SSSSs ||SSS\'' ___,''/SSSs Lizzie, our "O," had some work to do, ||SSSS\ `-' /SSSSS ||SSSS(`-----')SSSS Mitchell, "E" prob'ly got lost on the way, _.-'|| , `-._.-' `. .' ,||_//___ Y ; So I'm all of love that could `. `" \___/ ; make it today. `-.___.' `; ; jgs ||`: :; ; .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. & \\ |\ | /~\ |~\ | |_~ |_~ |_~ |~) |_~ |\ | /~ |_~ // _____(_)____ | \| \_/ |_/ | | | |__ |~\ |__ | \| \_, |__ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ -by Shel Silverstein /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Small as a peanut, /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Big as a giant, /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ We're all the same size /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ When we turn off the light. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Rich as a sultan, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^\^^/^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Poor as a mite, )(==D We're all worth the same / \ When we turn off the light. /__ _\ {=_==_=} Red, black or orange {_==_==} Yellow or white, {==_==_} We all look the same {_=_==_} When we turn off the light. )__ _( / \ So maybe the way _)_ __ _(_ To make everything right _/_ ___ __ _\_ Is for God to just reach out jgs [______________] And turn off the light! .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. .--. .--. (_ _) "SICK" (_ _) I CANNOT GO TO SCHOOL TODAY )( -by Shel Silverstein )( Said little Peggy Ann McKay. /__\ /__\ [____] __,--"""""""--,__ [____] "I have the measles and the mumps, ) ( _/ \_ ) ( A gash, a rash, and purple bumps. \__/ / ((((((()))) \ \__/ My mouth is wet, my throat is dry, [ _]/ (((((((())))))) \[ ] I'm going blind in my right eye. [(_`"-._((((((( ))))))--"`_) ] [ ) (((( ,_ _, )))) ( ] My tonsils are as big as rocks, [ / (() |*| |*| (() \ ] I've counted sixteen chicken pox. [/ ()) ''' ''' ()) \ ] And there's one more- ( (() '' ^ '' (() )] ...that's seventeen! [ ())'. C====O.'()) / ] And don't you think [(\_/) (() '-._____.-' (()( ( ] ...my face looks green? ./o o\())____/ \____())____) . :(= Y =)@-----'---`-----@--------: My leg is cut, my eyes are blue- |/`----'/|\ /|\ \It might be instamatic flu. |``________________________________ I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke | |\'.'''.'''.".'.'".'..'".'.'.'."" I'm sure that my left leg is broke. | |'\.'"..'...."'"'..'...'.'.'.'.'..'.\ | |.'\.''.'...'''"'..'..'.'.'.'..'. My hip hurts when I move my chin, | |.'.\.'"..'.'."".'".'..'.'.".'.'. My belly button's caving in, | |.'.'\'.".'.".'.".''.'".'.'".'.'. My back is wrenched, | |.".'.\'.'..'.".'.'.-".'.'.'.- '.' ...my ankle's sprained, | |.'.' .\'.'.''.''.''.''.'.'.''.'' My 'pendix pains each time it rains. | |'.'.' .\'".'.-".'.''".''.-'".'.'.'.".'.'.'.\ \ |.'.'." .\".'.'-'.'".'..'.'.'.'.' My nose is cold, my toes are numb, \|.'.'..".'\".'.''.'..".'.''-'''.' I have a sliver in my thumb. \'.'.'.''.'\.'.''.'..'".'.'..'.'. My neck is stiff, my spine is weak. \.'.'.'".'.\'.'".'.'.'".'.".".'. I hardly whisper when I speak. \'".'.".".'\".'.'.".'.'-".'.".'.'.'."."-".'.'.'\ \.'.".'.".'\'.'.".'-'.''.'.'.'.'.'.".'.'.".'.'.\ \'.'.'".".'\'.'.".'.-''".".'. My tongue is filling up my mouth, \'.".'.'.".\'.'.'.'.".'.'.'. I think my hair is falling out. \".'.".'.".\".'-".." .".'.' My elbow's bent- \ \'.".''.".'\".'.'." .'.' ". ...my spine ain't straight. \".'.-'.".'\.'.'- .'.".'. My temperature is one-o-eight. \".".'.'.'|~.-~~-.~~-~.'~-~-.-'~-~..~~'-~-~-~-~| \'.'.''.'|.".'.'..-'.'. My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear, \".'..".|".''.''.'.".' There is a hole inside my ear. \'.".'.|".''..'.'.'.' I have a hangnail, and my heart is- \".'.'|".-.'..'..-'.' ...WHAT? \'.'.|.'.'.-'.'.'.".'..'".'.'.".'.'.".'"..| \'.'|'.'.".'.'..'. What's that? What's that you say? \.'|".''.'-'.'.'. You say today is...Saturday? \'|.-.'-'.-".'." G'bye, I'm going out to play!" \|jgs''.'.'.'.'.'-'.'".'.'.'".'.'.'.'"| ~~~~`~~~`~~~``~~~~```~~~~~`~~~~`~~~~~ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ____ __ __ ___ ____ ______ / __/ \ / | _ \ | _ \_ _| \__ \ , ^ , | _ \| _ / | | /____/_|\_/|_|_| \_|_| \_\ |_| -by Shel Silverstein .---------------. My dad gave me one dollar bill |$1 ~~~~~~~~~ $1| 'Cause I'm his smartest son, |S o (0) o S| And I swapped it for two shiny quarters |$1 __==^==__ $1| 'Cause two is more than one! `---------------' .-""-. And then I took the quarters ( 25 ) .-""-. And traded them to Lou `-..-' ( 25 ) For three dimes-- I guess he don't know `-..-' That three is more than two! Just then, along came old blind Bates __ __ And just 'cause he can't see (10) __ (10) He gave me four nickels for my three dimes, "" (10) "" And four is more than three! "" .-. .-. ( 5 ) ( 5 ) And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs '-' .-. '-' Down at the seed-feed store, ( 5 ) .-. And the fool gave me five pennies for them, '-' ( 5 ) And five is more than four! '-' ,., ,., And then I went and showed my dad, ( 1 ) ,., ( 1 ) And he got red in the cheeks `"` ( 1 ) `"`,., And closed his eyes and shook his head-- ,.,`"` ( 1 ) Too proud of me to speak! ( 1 ) jgs `"` `"` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 11/96 RECIPE FOR A HIPPOPOTAMUS SANDWICH ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -by Shel Silverstein A hippo sandwich is easy to make. All you do is simply take One slice of bread _.---.) One slice of cake, (^--^)_.-" `, Some mayonnaise, ) ee ( | One onion ring, (_.__._) / One hippopotamus, `----', ,' One piece of string, jgs )_|--')_| A dash of pepper-- ""' ""' That ought to do it, And now comes the problem... Biting into it! .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ Cruising down the Information Superhighway... ]=- 12/96 "I'm cruising down the Information Superhighway in high gear... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ _ , __ __ __ __ __ -- -,_/\\_~0_\ ___ __ __ __ -- / ___ \- `___`"-, --- `"-( @ )----( @ )---` jgs '-' '-' ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Surfing the waves of the Digital Ocean.. . . - _ . . ~ . ~ - ~ . = . ~ ~ ~ __.---~~_~~_~~_~~_~ ~ ~~_~~~ . . .-' ` . ~_ = ~ _ = . ~ . ~ .' `. ~ - = ~ - _ ~ ` ~ . }` = - _ ~ - . ~ ` = ~ _ . ~ }` . ~ = ~ = ~ - ~ - _ . } ~ .__,~O ` ~ _ ~ ^ ~ - `}` - = /#/`-' - ~ = ~ _ ~ ~ . } ~ - |^\ _ ~ _ - ~ -_ = _ }` _____ /_ /____ - ~ _ ~ _ jgs }` `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`_ = _ ~ - _ _ _ }` `. ~ . - _ = ~. ~ = . - = Exploring the uncharted regions of Cyberspace!" . * . . * -0- . . * - )- . * o . * o | . -O- . | * . -0- * o . 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"Actually, I'm sitting on my butt staring at a computer screen." - TT _ ~0 (_| |(_~|^~~| TT/_ T"T jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ Love Story ]=- 3/97 boy meets girl... /:""| .@@@@@, |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, C` _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ || |.| / | || || |.| \ | || || |.| \| || :| |=: |_|\ ||_|,| |_| \ \)))|| ((( | | || |____| | || |____| > )) | || | || | || | || | || |_||__ /~)) jgs (____)) /_/YY boy and girl fall in love... /:""| .@@@@@, (\/) |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, \/ C` _)aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ || |.| / | || (\/) || |.| \ | || \/ || |.| \| || :| |=: |_|\ ||_|,| |_| \ \)))|| ((( | (\/) | || |____| \/ | || |____| > )) | || | || | || | || | || |_||__ /~)) jgs (____)) /_/YY boy and girl "tie the knot..." /:""| .****, (\/) |:`66|_ @@@@@\ `, \/ C` _)aa`@@@\ \ \ ._| (_ ?@@| \ )_/ =' @@@@| | /`\8\ \(```/ | || |8| /^^\ | / || |8| /\::/|| | || |8| \ | ||| \ || |~| \| ||| \ :| |=: |:|\\.:.:.::. ||_|,| |:| \ ':':':` \)))|| ((( | | :|| | | (\/) | :|| | | \/ ) :|| | \ | :|| | `\ | :|| |:.:. `~-._ |_:||_ /~))\ `~~-._ jgs (_,__)) /_/YY `':':':':':':` boy and girl are soon to become parents... (boy goes off to work) /:""| .@@@@@, |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, C` _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ || |#| / | || || |#| \ | || || |#| / | || :| |=: / |_|\ ||_|,| | |_| \ \)))|| \ ((( | |~~~`-`~~~| `\ | | | |____| |_________| | || |_________| | || | || | || |_||__ /~)) jgs (____)) /_/YY boy and girl and baby make three... and another on the way... (boy loses hair, girl gains fuzzy slippers) /:""| .@@@@@, |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, C _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ ."~~~~~". || |#| / | || | (>o<) | || |#| \ | || | /a a\ | A || |#| / | || _|_\ O /_|_|~| :| |=: / | |\ 8)___`"`___(|_| ||_|,| | |_| \ |~~~~~~~~~| \)))|| | ((( | \_________/ |~~~`-`~~~| `~\~~~~~~| |/ /_\ \| | | `\ / ()/___\() |_________| ( || ||~~~~~|| |_________| | || || || | || | || || || |_||__ __|_|| ||_____|| jgs (____)) (:;:;)) ||-----|| boy and girl and their 2.4 children... (boy loses more hair- still working girl still in fuzzy slippers) /:""| .@@@@@, |: 66|_ @@@@@@@@, C _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ ."~~~~~". || |#| / | || | .:. | || |#| \ | || A | /6 6\ | || |#| / | || |~|_|_\ e /_|_ .@@@@, :| |=: / | |\ |_|)___`"`___(8 aa`@@@, ||_|,| | |_| \ |~~~~~~~~~| = `@@@ \)))|| | ((( | \_________/ )_/`@' |~~~`-`~~~| `~\~~~~~~| |/ /_\ \| / || @ | | `\ / ()/___\() | || @ |_________| ( || ||~~~~~|| /~|| "` |_________| | || || || /__W_\ | || | || || || ||| |_||__ __|_|| ||_____|| _||| jgs (____)) (:;:;)) ||-----|| ((___) boy and girl and their growing family... (boy loses more hair, gains paunch, still working girl becomes more "shapely") /:`"| .@@@@@, |: 66|_ @@@@@@@@, C _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` .@@@@@, || |Y| //`\ ."~~~~~". aa`@@@@, || |#| / | || | .@. | (_ ?@@@@ || |#\ \ | || | /e e\ | A = @@@@" || | #| | | || 0 0_|_\ - /_|_|~| )_@@@" |"":\ :| |==: | | |\ ("))___`"`___(|_| /. |@@ 66 `:| ||_|,/ | |_| \ `( )|~~~~~~~~~| ((| | (_ / \)))|| | ((( | '^'\_________/ || | -_( |~~~`-`~~~| \~~~~~~| |/ /_\ \| ||_| / || | | \ / ()/___\() | W) | || |_________| (( | ||~~~~~|| || | |_|| |_________| || | || || || | | W| | || || | || || || | || | |_||__ ||__| ||_____|| _||_| _||_| jgs (____)) ((____) ||-----|| ((___) ((___) boy and girl have grown children and have earned that "middle-age spread" (boy loses even more hair, gains more weight, still working girls gets even more "shapelier"... and they're still in love!) |":::\ /```| .@@@@@, ,,,, 66 :::| |` 66|_ @@@@@@@@, @@@@@@, (_ ':D C _) aa`@@@@@@ aa @@@@, |_, / (\/) \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ (_ ?@@@@ \__( \/ ) / =' @@@@" =' @@@@" //`\\ @@@@, /`\\ \_(``` ) @@@" | | || ee "@@ /| |Y| /``\ /-'@@@, | |_|| (_ `D | | |#| / | || / / \@@@ | | || |_ / | | | #\ \ | || \ | |@@@ | | || \_( | | | #| / | || || |@@" |-| |< / \ :=| |===: / | | \ || |@" ||(((| | || | |_|, / | |_| \ ||=|\ ||_:_/ | || \)))|| | ((( | |((( \ || | | || |~~~`-`~~~| \~~~~~~~| |____/ || | |_|| | | \ / || / (( | | `W |_________| (( | (( | || | || | |_________| || | || | || | || | | || || | || | ||=| || | |_||__ ||__| //^) __||_| _||_| jgs (____)) ((____) ((_/Y ((_____) ((____) boy and girl alone again... 8 8 8 /```| .@@@@@, 8 8 | 66|_ @@@@@@@@, 8 (\/) 8 C _) aa`@@@@@@ 8 \/ 8(\/) \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ 8 |8:\/:~:~) /:~:~: =' @@@@~:~:8 |8::::::/\\/`\;_:::\ (__:::::8 |8:::::| \ '\___/``\\// `\)::8 |8::::|| | '|::/ / ^^ \ \::8 |8::::|| | ' \:| \__/\__/ |::8 |8o:::|\ \ ' |:\_\ /_/:::8o |"8o:::=\ \===::/`\`%%`/'\:::"8o |\"8o~| \_\ \| `""` |:~:\8o \ \"8o\ ))) \ \:::"8o \ \"8o:`. \ \ \:::"8o \|~~~~~| -|| -|mmmmmmmmmmmm~~~~| `~~~~~| || |~~| |~| |~~~~~` jgs | || | |__| |__| | || | \ | \ | |__||__| (~~^\(~~^\ ( \ \ `-._)`-._) `-._)-._) ... and they live happily ever after! -=[ Greeting Cards ]=- 4/97 _.-'| _.-' | _.-' | .-'____________|______ | | | Your computer | | is dead... | | and it was so alive | | _______ | | |.-----.| | | ||x . x|| | | ||_.-._|| | | `--)-(--` | | __[=== o]___ | | |:::::::::::|\ | jgs | `-=========-`() | | You shouldn't have | | installed: | | | | -= Win'95 =- | `---------------------` _.-'| _.-' | _.-' | .-'____________|______ | | | H A P P Y | | V A S E C T O M Y! | | | | Hope you feel | | zippy... | | | | Cause when I | | got one, I felt | | really snippy! | | __ | | (__) _,.-~> | | __`~~>_.-~` | | (__)~` `~-.> | jgs | | `---------------------` _.-'| _.-' | _.-' | .-'____________|_______ | | | My tire was thumping | |I thought it was flat | | .-==-. | | / \ | | | () | | | \ / | | '-==-' | | When I looked | | at the tire... | | | | I found your cat. | | /\-/\ | | =(^ Y ^)= .-. | | /'-^-'\_/ ` | | (_,---,_) | jgs | ...sorry! | `----------------------` _.-'| _.-' | _.-' | .-'____________|________ | | | You had your bladder | | removed and you're | | on the mends... | | . . . . . . | | )'.: @() :.'( | | ('.'. 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()@()@) .'.'( | | ('.'. _\|/_ .'.') | | )'.'. |-----| .'.'( | | ('.'.___\___/___.'.') | | Here's a bouquet of | | flowers and... | | a box of Depends! | | .-----. | | /____./| | | | | | | | | |/ | jgs | '-----' | `-----------------------` -=[ the wise monkeys ]=- 6/97 .-"-. .-"-. .-"-. .-"-. _/_-.-_\_ _/.-.-.\_ _/.-.-.\_ _/.-.-.\_ / __} {__ \ /|( o o )|\ ( ( o o ) ) ( ( o o ) ) / // " \\ \ | // " \\ | |/ " \| |/ " \| / / \'---'/ \ \ / / \'---'/ \ \ \'/^\'/ \ .-. / \ \_/`"""`\_/ / \ \_/`"""`\_/ / /`\ /`\ /`"""`\ jgs \ / \ / / /|\ \ / \ -={ see no evil }={ hear no evil }={ speak no evil }={ have no fun }=- -=[ monkeys ]=- 6/97 .-"-. _/.-.-.\_ ( ( o o ) ) |/ " \| speak no evil... \'/^\'/ /`\ /`\ / /|\ \ ( (/ T \) ) jgs \__/^\__/ .-"-. _/_-.-_\_ / __> <__ \ / // " \\ \ see no evil... / / \'---'/ \ \ jgs \ \_/`"""`\_/ / \ / .-"-. _/_-.-_\_ /|( o o )|\ | // " \\ | hear no evil... / / \'---'/ \ \ jgs \ \_/`"""`\_/ / \ / .-"-. _/.-.-.\_ ( ( o o ) ) |/ " \| have no fun... jgs \ .-. / /`"""`\ / \ WHEN I'M A LITTLE OLD LADY ___ (___) When I'm a little old lady /` `\ Then I'll live with my children / /"\ \ and bring them great joy. \_/o o\_/ To repay all I've had ( _ ) from each girl and boy `\ /` I shall draw on the walls /\\V//\ and scuff up the floor; / /_ _\ \ Run in and out \ \___/ / without closing the door. \/===\/ I'll hide frogs in the pantry, || || socks under my bed. || || Whenever they scold me, ||___|| I'll hang my head. |_____| I'll run and I'll romp, ||| always fritter away / Y \ The time to be spent `"`"` doing chores every day. I'll pester my children ___ when they are on the phone. (___) As long as they're busy /` `\ I won't leave them alone. / /"\ \ Hide candy in closets, \_/o o\_/ rocks in a drawer, ( _ ) And never pick up my clothes `\ /` from the floor. /\\V//\ Dash off to the movies / /_ _\ \ and not wash a dish. \ \___/ / I'll plead for allowance \/===\/ whenever I wish. || || I'll stuff up the plumbing || || and deluge the floor. ||___|| As soon as they've mopped it, |_____| I'll flood it some more. ||| When they correct me, / Y \ I'll lie down and cry, `"'"` ___ Kicking and screaming, (___) not a tear in my eye. /` `\ I'll take all their pencils / /"\ \ and flashlights, and then \_/o o\_/ When they buy new ones, ( _ ) I'll take them again. `\ /` I'll spill glasses of milk /\\V//\ to complete every meal, / /_ _\ \ Eat my banana and \ \___/ / just drop the peel. \/===\/ Put toys on the table, || || spill jam on the floor, || || I'll break lots of dishes ||___|| as though I were four. |_____| What fun I shall have, ||| what joy it will be to / Y \ Live with my children.... `"`"` the way they lived with me! 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[Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/jgsarticle1.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/jgsarticle1.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. You ASCII'd For It .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Y O U A S C I I ' D F O R I T ! by Joan Stark Dec. 30th, 1998 -=[ view in fixed-width font such as Courier, Monoco, or FixedSys ]=- ___ / \ | _ | | | |__|__|ll great stories begin with "Once Upon a Time..." and so, once upon a time, the Internet was used by only the military powers of the world. It was designed to be a way to communicate if all other methods failed. People were stationed at computers throughout the world. They were instructed to send messages to other computer stations every hour to ensure that the system was operating. This was also a way to make sure that the computer operators remained awake! _ 0 (_| To help pass the time, these computer operators |(_~|^~~| would create pictures while sitting at their TT/_ T"T keyboards. Their palette was limited to the ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ characters found on their computers. These text- based pictures were often their message to other computer stations. This was the start of what is now known as "ASCII art". ASCII is an acronym for the "American Standard Code of Information Interchange." This is the 7-bit code system which enables computers to exchange information. Without going into technological details, ASCII characters are those which are found on a typical U.S. keyboard. This includes numbers, basic punctuation marks, all uppercase and lowercase letters, and the space bar. Other "fancy" characters such as the English Sterling pound symbol, the cedilla, dieresis, or any accented letters are not part of the standard ASCII code and are not used in true ASCII art. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ( A a B b C c D d E ) ) e F f G g H h I i ( ( J j K k L l M m N ) ) n O o P p Q q R r ( ( S s T t U u V v W ) the list of ) w X x Y y Z z 1 2 ( <-- ASCII characters ( 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ~ ) ) ! @ # $ % ^ & * + ( ( , . < > ( ) ` ' " ) ) ? / ; : } { [ ] = ( ( | \ - _ space ) *:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:* ASCII art was important when universities and medical institutions joined the government on the Internet. The early Internet was primarily text based. Graphic files such as JPGs and GIFs were not universal from system to system. The best way for people to share pictures/graphs on the Internet was through the text-based ASCII art. .-------. Text art is really not new. Before the emergence _|~~ ~~ |_ of the Internet, people used text as an art medium =(_|_______|_)= in typewriter-art and concrete poetry. The type- |:::::::::| writer art and concrete poetry differ from ASCII |:::::::[]| art because more flexibility is allowed. |o=======.| Typewriter artists often use a technique called `"""""""""` over-striking (typing several characters in the same space). They also use half-spaces and super/subscript characters. Typewriter artists may also slant their paper or remove it to type sideways or upside down. A nice example of typewriter can be found at: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/asciibg.gif There are more astounding examples in Alan Riddell's book, _Typewriter Art_, (London, 1975). Text art has also been created without the use of keyboard or type- writer. Monasteric monks have artistically modified letters into ornate renderings of people and creatures. Still other people have used hand-written text characters to create large images. A Korean named Gwang Hyuk Lee created a stunning picture of Jesus Christ with the entire text of the Bible's "Book of John". See: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/newtest.jpg Unfortunately he was killed because of his religious beliefs. In a world of technological advances, it is hard to believe that ASCII/text art is .--. .--. still being created and used. Many _ ` \ / ` _ e-mail programs support graphics files as `\.===. \.^./ .===./` attachments, but not all. People are \/`"`\/ squirmish about downloading unknown files-- , | | , especially if they have ever experienced / `\|`-.-'|/` \ a computer virus. Yet people like to see / | \ | \ images. Images are often essential in .-' ,-'`| ; |`'-, '-. getting an idea across and they certainly | | \| | spice-up dull text. | | ;| | | \ // | To date, ASCII art is still used. To view | `._//' | ASCII art properly, one must use a fixed- .' `. width font such as Courier, Monoco, or _,' jgs `,_ FixedSys. These fonts are the "typewriter- ` ` type fonts where each letter is the same width. Popular proportional fonts such as Arial or Times New Roman will skew the ASCII art. ALL computer systems have options for the fixed-width font so that ASCII art can be viewed by all. (ASCII art also prints out very nicely.) ASCII art has a variety of uses... It is used in e-mail for charts, graphs, greetings, and signatures. A small picture in your signature area will help people remember you in this faceless cyberspace world. ASCII art is also used in e-zines for titles and headers, to delineate sections, and as e-zine logo. ASCII art is used on BBSs (Bulletin Board Systems) and MUD/MUGs (Multi-User Dungeons/Games) where graphics are not possible. In addition, ASCII art is used on mIRC (Internet Relay Chat). There are several mIRC channels that focus on colorized ASCII art and scrolled "shows". Two of the popular mIRC channels are: #mIRC_rainbow and #mIRC_Colors. /--/| ASCII art has also been recommended for use in webpage / / | development. (See _Building Better Webpages_ by /__/ | Rebecca Rohan; 1998) Not all people turn on graphics |==| | when surfing the Internet. In fact, many people turn | | | off their graphics so as to speed up loading time. | | | ASCII art will load because it is text-- and it loads | | | quickly. There are organizations--namely universities | | / and libraries-- who use Lynx as their web browser. |==|/ Lynx is a pure text browser-- graphics are not read at `""` all. However ASCII art can be seen on Lynx because it is pure text. There are also many "fun" attributes of ASCII art. Most people are amazed at the complexity and creativity of the text images. They enjoy looking at and saving the pictures. Some people print the images and use them for coloring pages. ASCII art can be useful and enjoyed for its aesthetic value. /\ || Despite these great benefits of ASCII art, there is a || faction that would like to eliminate the text pictures || because they are too simple. Instead, || {} the push has been that all e-mail will || .--. become html-based. Graphic files such as || /.--.\ JPGs and GIFs will become commonplace in || |====| e-mail. And ultimately every browser will || |`::`| support these graphic files. _||_ .-;`\..../`;_.-^-._ /\\ / |...::..|` : `| Perhaps this will be true some- |:'\ | /'''::''| .:. | day in the future. Even so, I \ /\;-,/\ :: |..ASCII..| believe that there will still be \ <` > >._::_.| ':ART:' | room for ASCII art in cyberspace. `""` / ^^ | ':' | There is no reason for this low | \ : / bandwidth art form to die. As | \ : / long as text remains, so will |___/\___|`-.:.-` ASCII art. \_ || _/ ` <_ >< _> If you have never seen ASCII art | || | before, I invite you to visit | || | the flourishing world of ASCII _\.:||:./_ art. You'll find that there is jgs /____/\____\ more to it than smileys and emoticons. :) I think you will be impressed. "jgs": http://www.ascii-art.com USENET: news:alt.ascii-art LINKS: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/2695/links.htm .:*~*:. This article was published in the April-June 1999 Issue of WebBound Magazine-Quarterly .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/music.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/music.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. .'| () .-' | / .-} /.-} | .-} / |_| ( |_|-.| |_|/\ (_), \(_) (_) / | \X\ | \\ | \/ Musical |\_/\\_ |\_/ |\_\ ASCII Art |:| \/ |:| \:\ |:| |:| |\:| j|:| |:| ||:| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. musical symbols drummers musical notes bandshark violin Elvis ? piano guitars saxophone marching band cello Devo logo drums .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ** musical symbols ** 10/96 , |\ __ | | |--| __ |/ | | |~' /|_ () () | //| \ |\ () | \|_ | | \ jgs \_|_/ () | | | @' () -=[ musical notes ]=- 7/97 _, .-'_| , _| (_| _|\ (_| (_| * Violin * 11/96 ,;, #(|)# #|||# ||| ||| ||| _|||_ .' ||| '. / ||| \ | ||| | |_ ||| _| ,_)=|||=(_, ) ||| ( / ||| \ | ||| | jgs | \~~~/ | \ \ / / `-.__Y__.-' -=[ piano ]=- 10/00 ________________________ / ___ ___ '. |\ .-------|:::/:::|--------; | | |:::|:::| | |\|_ ___ _|:::/:::| __ ____| | __ ___""" """_ ____ __`\ | |\##\\###\\##\\###\\##\\### \ \ \ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \ |\ \||||||||||||||||||||||||||_| | | ;"""""""""""""""""""""""";"| | | |"""""".----------.""""""| | | | | |\ \ | | | | | |-----|\\___________\-| | | jgs | | | | |---------- | \ | | `\| | | | | | `| | \_| | | `\| -=[ saxaphone ]=- 3/97 ___ "'-.'. \ \ ; ; .| |.---, :| ||o | \ o o| jgs '._.' -=[ cello ]=- ,;, #(|)# #|||# ||| ||| / ||| /#/ _|||_ / / .' ||| '/ / / ||| / / | |||/ /| |_ ||/ /_| ,_)=|/|/ ( ) /|/ ( / /|/| \ | / /|| | jgs | / /~~~/ | \/ / \ / / /`/.__Y__.-' /#/ | | ! cello edited by: Merrill.Dodge*@UNISYS.COM -=[ drums ]=- 12/98 / __o____\____ /._______o__.\ |'-=-=-=-=-='| |\ /\ /\ /| | \/ \/ \/ | jgs \'-=-=-=-=-='/ `""""""""""` .;--""```````""--;. /( )\ \_`'-------------'`_/ | `';-----;-----;'` | | : : : | | .' '. .' '. .' '. | \`.___.;.___.;.___.`/ jgs '...___________...' .;--""```````""--;. /( )\ \_`'-------------'`_/ | `';-----;-----;'` | | / : \ / : \ / : \ | |V.','.V.','.V.','.V| \`./_\.;./_\.;./_\.`/ jgs '...___________...' -=[ drummer boy ]=- 12/98 _ /_) _.-===-._ / .; `_-.'- .'. _ __ _/ /.'\ ._ '. , \ (_\ /\_( \ |.`.-._'- . '| \ |_) / |/` `'--'`\| _\__ \_)_| /` ._. ._. `\ / )(_\ )/ ( \_ _ _/ \' (_| / / \ / _) (_/ | `',_ _'._'---'_.'_ _,.' | \ \ / \ \ `"""` / / / / \ \_.' \ \ / / | .' `--., \ \ / / _;-'` `| \ \ / / | .;--""```````""--;. /( )\ \_`'-------------'`_/ | `';-----;-----;'` | | / : \ / : \ / : \ | |V.','.V.','.V.','.V| \`./_\.;./_\.;./_\.`/ ';..___________..;' jgs | _ | ; | ; \ | / ', _ _ | __ _,' /o____|____o\ |::::|::::| |::::|::::| \:::|:::/ ,`-' Y '-`, / / \ \ (___.' '.___) _ /_) _.-===-._ / .; `_-.'- .'. _ __ _/ /.'\ ._ '. , \ (_\ /\_( \ |.`.-._'- . '| \ |\_) / |/` `'--'`\| _\__ \_)_| /` ._. ._. `\ / )(_\ )/ ( \_ _ _/ \' (_| / / \ / _) (_/ | `',_ _'._'---'_.'_ _,.' | \ \ / \ \ `"""` / / / / \ \_.' \ \ / / | .' `--., \ \ / / _;-' `| \ \ / / | .;--""```````""--;. /( )\ \_`'-------------'`_/ | `';-----;-----;'` | | : : : | | .' '. .' '. .' '. | \`.___.;.___.;.___.`/ ';..___________..;' jgs | _ | ; | ; \ | / ', _ _ | __ _,' /o____|____o\ |::::|::::| |::::|::::| \:::|:::/ ,`-' Y '-`, / / \ \ (___.' '.___) -=[ drummer ]=- ,;;;, ;;;;;;; .-'`\ '/_ .' \ ("`(_) _ / `-,.'\ \_/--(_) \ \/\ `--`____________ \ \ \ I I I I / /| | `. ,' /_/ |_| `-..__..-' jgs ( _\ ( _\ // || \\PG -=[ drummer ]=- 12/00 _/\_ | \/ | _ | () | (_) |====| / /\""""/\ _/ |_/'--'\_| .' \ (| ^()^ |) _ |,_/ \ .__. / (_) \ `\ ;===|'----'|===; / \.-`\ ||| \ ::.-,_||| _..-,/ \ `'| \ \ ://\;`'\\`-' \(` | \ | \ // ||'-.\\ .'`-` `---\___;; ||_.-||-` )__|| ||`-.|| / || /;_.-;; / || //`-. // `-.__\\_//__.-// || '---.,.'` || | | ________ || | \ [________] || _| / |\ /\ | || | | | \ / \| || | | |__\/____| ||___|___|_[________] L \_____\jgs \___\ -=[ shark playing a guitar ]=- 6/97 , { \ { `\ { .-'`"'--. {.' 00 \ /` /\_______") / (( \ \/\/\/\/ / `^^^^/ | '/{`\ | | `/{__| | \ \.-'//, \ \ | // | \ \___\/.' | | // \ / /\ ` _/ jgs / ( ``` .' '. /__/V\___\ -=[ Elvis? ]=- 11/98 __ /` `'-. | _ `\ \'-,'` \ | /a a | / |/_ //) \ __, `/ .'`\___.'('-.__ /__ ; /_ \ `\ .`))'`\.'` \___\ \ / (( |o )) \ / )) | (( \ .--._ / (( |o ))\_. | `-, `',,,._.-' '-./)) | (.' / '--`//// '-._ _.' (( _|o .' _.' \```';-._'-._ ))( `-._.-'/__ /, `""` '-._'-;_) / / \ '-,_'-._(`-|||| \ _.-' '-.//-.\\\\_.-.| ( .-' _.. ````;-.| '--;-.`-' '._.' / jgs / `'. .' / /`'-----'`| / / | | / /` | | |_ / | \ | | |_ | | / \ \ | | \ \ | | \ | | | \ \ / \ )-.__,' _.'`----; .' | (` .`-' ( .-' '---'` `"""` __ .-'` `\ /` _ | | / `',-'/ \ | e e\ (\\ _\| \` ,__ / __.-')'.___/`'. /` / _\ ; __\ / /___/ `'./`'(('. / (( o| )) \ / )) | (( \ | ._/(( o| )) \ _.--. \ '.) | ((\.-' '-._.,,,'` ,-` '._ '. o|_ )) '._ _.-' \\\\`--' ,\ __\'-._.-` )(( _.-'_.-;'```/ / \ \ (_;-'_.-' `""` / ||||-`)_.-'_,-' |.-._////.-\\.-' '-._ |.-;```` .._ '-. ) \ '._.' '-`.-;--' '. .'` \ jgs |`'-----'`\ \ | | \ \ | | `\ \ / | \ _| | _| | | / / \ | / / | | | / | | / / | | ',__.-( / \ | '. ;----`'._ '-. ) '-`. `) `"""` `'---' -=[ guitar ]=- 6/97 , '//` `//` .-'//, | // | .-'//.' | // \ jgs \ ` _/ ``` -=[ guitar ]=- 11/98 .--._ `-, `''-._ '--``'-._'-._ _ ___ '-._'-._ ( `-._.-' '-, '-._'-:_) .--. \ '-,_'-._ (.-'`, \ _.-' '-.//'-._ _ .-.| ( .-'`_.-._// ;-.| '--'-.`-' '._.' / jgs `'. .' `'-----'` -=[ guitars ]=- 7/99 _n_ =/ \= `\|/` ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| /\ ||| | `-.|||, _.; ; ||| ` | \ /|||\ .' `)\|||/(` .' ||| '. / ||| \ / _|||_ ; | `"""""` | \ / jgs '-.._____..-' _..._ _.._ .' `'._.' '. / __ .-' | :]___.'__'./______________._I_I_I. | :|========================I=_____( | :]"""'.__.;"""""""""""""""''I I I' jgs \ __ | '._ _.-' `'._\ -=[ marching band ]=- 6/97 .'| () .-' | / .-} /.-} | .-} / |_| ( |_|-.| |_|/\ (_), \(_) (_) / | \X\ | \\ | \/ |\_/\\_ |\_/ |\_\ |:| \/ |:| \:\ |:| |:| |\:| jgs |:| |:| ||:| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ .-} .-} .-} |_| |_| |_| (_) (_) __ (_) .---. | \ .--. | \.' '. | \/ \ |\_|--o ) |\_|--o ; |\_|--o | |:| '--' |:|'.__.' |:|\ / |:| |:| |:| `---` jgs |:|_ |:|_ |:|_ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ .-} .-} .-} |_| |_| __|_|__ _ (_) o (_)=m=<) (__(_)=m)=)<) | \_/___ | \// | \// |\_/\/\/] |\_/ |\_/ \:\`~~~~` |:| |:| |\:| |:| /|:| jgs ||:| |:| /_|:|_ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ Devo ]=- 6/97 _ _[_]_ [_____] [_______] [_________] ::::::. :::::::: ::: :: .::::. # __ __ # ::: :: ::: ::: :: ::: :: ( (__)^(__) ) ::: :: ::: ::: :: ::: :: | | ::: :: ::::: ::: .: ::: :: \ _____ / ::: :: ::: ::: .: ::: :: __[ ]__ ::: :: ::: :::.: ::: :: \ \ / / ::::::' :::::::: :::' '::::' '._ \ / _.' jgs `'^'` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/disney.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/disney.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. _ ,="` `""=, [S:o :S] / ' ,=="""'=; , __ ~ /.: ,--'/=,) o \`\\"._ _, | .='/ <9(9.=" / _ |||;._//) / .:' (J ^\ \ o_/@ @ /// |=( .' .' \ '='/ '-. ( (`__, ,`\| / .' / \`-;_ . ' \ '.\_/ |\_.' ~ / | ' /` _ \ ::' ) `""``` | , .' ; /`\/ `\ \.::'/.-._///_ |/ ' \_,\__/\ \.-'.'----'` \| '. \ \ /`-, ~ `\ '.' _.-'\ (`-` .' Disney `-.-' _.-')__./,--'` Characters .--'`,-'`'""` ` \ /`"`-` :' ::' | ~ | .: .::' :: ::' / ~ | .:' .-'__ .:: .' \ ;'"` `""----'` \ .'\ '. `\ jgs ):' `-. ~ / :..:' `-._ | :' , `-, ~ \ .' `''----` `.( ` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Aladdin's Lamp Jungle Book- Sher-Khan Ariel, the Little Mermaid Goofy Ursula, (Little Mermaid) Mickey Mouse Flounder (Little Mermaid) Bambi Cheshire Cat Thumper Cinderella's Carriage Mary Poppins Pocohontas TOY STORY (link) Jungle Book- Bagheera WINNIE THE POOH (link) embed(/web/20091028022937oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/disney.mid)Midi Controls ┌─────────────────────────┐ │[mickeyan] .----------. │ │{ TO --> } │ │{ DISNEYLAND } │ │{ ~~~~~~~~~~ } │ │ `""""||""""` │ │ || │ │ \\||//. │ └─────────────────────────┘ animated gif by Allen Mullen -----> Be sure to see the -conversion page- for "Jaq" .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. >> Aladdin's lamp << 10/96 * ) `( * () * ) <^^> ( . .-""-. ) .---. ."-....-"-._ _...---''`/. ' ( (`\ \ .' ``-'' _.-"'` \ \ \ : :. .-' `\`.\: `:. _.' ( .'`.` _.' make a wish! `` `-..______.-' ):. ( ."-....-". jgs .':. `. "-..______..-" -=[ Ariel, the little mermaid ]=- 1/98 _ ,="` `""=, o / ,=="""'=; , __ ~ / ,--'/=,) o \`\\"._ _, | .='/ <9(9.=" / _ |||;._//) / (J ^\ \ o_/@ @ /// |=( .' .' \ '='/ '-. ( (`__, ,`\| / / \`-;_ \ '.\_/ |\_.' ~ / | /` _ \ ) `""``` | , ; /`\/ `\ \ /.-._///_ |/ ' \_,\__/\ \.-'.'----'` \| '. \ \ /`-, ~ `\ _.-'\ (`-` .' `-.-' _.-')__./,--' .--'`,-'`'""` ` \ /`"`-` | ~ | / ~ | .-'__ .' \ ;'"` `""----'` \ \ '. `\ jgs ) `-. ~ / `-._ | , `-, ~ \ .' `''----` `.( ` -=[ Arial ]=- 5/98 _.._ .--'` .-,) .' / , / / /\ ; ; | `.__..__ | | | `''-\ ; \ ` \ '. `. '--.,__ __..-'-. '. ``` `. '. `. `\ _.._ \ `\ _.' '-._ .__ | `\ .'/ .-' `\ | \ .' : .-. | / \ _ / \ /_ | /_..-`"-. ; / '. | . ) .-')_/` \.'` \ | ; \ /_.' .'_.' .-. .-./ .--._/ ; | _ '-'` ` / /o )(o ( ( __ / ; ( ' /// _) |'. `'` `'-; \ ` _ //// ,__ / `, _) '. ' ( `--.__.\ '. `"` / .-' '. ' .-) /-.__.'`-. ( . / \ ' __.' / / \ '---' | `-.'-=\.' / _._\ \ / '===/ /`'._.' _\_ \-.__.-' jgs `| /`-...--''' | \__/`-._ __.-'` `"""""` -=[ Ursula from the Little Mermaid ]=- 1/98 ,_ ,-"-._ .___ \'-._\ \`~,_ _'. `~-,\ ~-.| \', .' \ | \ ' / \ / ~-. | ' | .' ; ; \ |.-- \ . 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'-.(o ) (o ).-' `. : _ _ _`~(_)~`_ _ _ : : /: ' .-=_ _=-. ` ;\ : : :|-.._ ' ` _..-|: : : `:| |`:-:-.-:-:'| |:' : `. `.| | | | | | |.' .' `. `-:_| | |_:-' .' jgs `-._ ```` _.-' ``-------'' >> Cinderella's Carriage << 10/96 _()_ )( _..-''''''-.._ .' . ' ` . `. .' . . `. .-. : . ...... . : : : . .' ) ( `. . : `. @: . : < > : . : .-----. `.: . :--`--'--: . :.' `. .---:: . : .--. *: . :: _ : .'.' `:. . : :__. : . .' : '.`: : : : -. : `._ `.______.' _.' '`._ .' ' jgs `. `'' .' ``-......-'' `. ``` .' `---' `-----' -=[ Pocohontas ]=- 10/97 (some people claimed this to be Cleopatra...) .:::::::. .::::::::::::. .::::::::::::=='=-, _;;;;=='''` _; / __,,==::::. \___,,,===''':::::::::::. ;|_ __ `::::::::::. :\__. __.` ::-.::::::: ::)#_\ `#_\ : _,\:::::. ::| ` _/:::::: ::| ,. |\::::::: ::; / ;:::::: :::\ .-._, / ;::::: ':::\ \^/ / ;::::: ':::\ ` /` ;::::: ':::'.__.:\ ;::::: ':::::::::| ;::::: :::::::::| .-. \::::: ::::::::/__.' '.\:::: ::::::(`/ / \|::: ::::-'--'`|--'--'--|::: .::' / | | | / |::' .:/ `"---"'`| | /:: jgs .:; | |-'|' -=[ Jungle book characters -Bagheera ]=- 10/97 ,--"""--, .'_ _'. .-"-._/ / \ / \ \_.-"-. /.-, / \(o_/ \_o)/ \ ,-.\ | >/ _/ \_ \< | \ ` | .`( '-.-' )'. | ` / '--'| | '-. .-' | |'--' | | .'. | .'. | | \ \___.'.___/ / '. )\/-.-\/( .' \/'./\_/\.'\/ jgs | `"`"` | | | \ / '._____.' -=[ Jungle Book- Sher-Khan ]=- 10/97 _____ __ .-'` `'-. __ / _'-._.-'--, ,--'-._.-'_ \ | / ' .' .--.\ /.--. '. ' \ | || .' .:/____\\ //____\:. '. || \,/. | \o/ | | \o/ | .\,/ ,-`/ :. '.___.| |.___.' .: \`-, ,--`/. '::' / / \ \ '::' .\`--, ,'--'| :. /` / \ `\ .: |'--', ,'`. \ ':.:' /` (`'---'`) `\ ':.:' / `', ,' _ '-..--'| . '. .' . |'--..-' ', `.-` \ .' `:` '. / `-.` `.-'_ . _ \,__.--'--.__,/ __ . _'-.` ' `/.-' ''-) (-'' '-.\` | | jgs | | \ / '.________.' @@ Goofy @@ 11/96 . \ | / _\|/_ .' ' ' '. ___ _.|.--.--.|.___.--'___`-. .'.'|| | ||`----'"` ``'` .'.' ||()|()|| .___..-'.' / \ `----'"` / .-. \ (.'.(___).'.) `.__.-.__.' jgs |_| |_| `.`-'.' `"` >> Mickey Mouse << 10/96 _.-''''-._ .' `. : `. : : : : : : : : `. : _..-''-._ .-`. `-. .' `. .'.--. .---._ `. ; ; ..' `' `. : ; _ : .''. .''. : ; .' `.: .-. ; .-. ; ; ; : :--. :_:' :_:' .'_.--. ; .'`._.' `. .-' `. .' : `._ _.' : .---. : ``--`` `. .' ` .' `. _.' _ _.' ``-..__...---''; .'_.' `._`-._`' .' .'`` jgs `-._```_.-' ``` -=[ Mickey Mouse ]=- 7/97 .-"""-. / \ \ / .-"""-.-`.-.-.< _ / _,-\ ()()_/:) \ / , ` `| '-..-| \-.,___, / \ `-.__/ / jgs `-.__.-'` .-"""-. / \ \ / .-"""-.-`.-.-.< _ / _,-\ ()()_/:) \ / , ` `| '-..-| \-.,___, / \ `-.__/ / jgs / `-.__.-\` / /| ___\ ( ( |.-"` `'\ \ \/ {}{} | \| / \ , / ( __`;-;'__`) `//'` `||` _// || .-"-._,(__) .(__).-""-. / \ / \ \ / \ / `'-------` `--------'` -=[ French Mickey ]=- 8/97 .-"""-. / \ \ / .-"""-.-`.-.-.< _ / _,-\ O_O-_/ ) ~champagne, monsieur? \ / , ` . `| '-..-| \-.,__~ ~ / ., \ `-.__/ / /"/ / `-.__.-\`-._ ,",' ; / /| ___\-._`-.; / ./-. ( ( |.-"` `'\ '-( / //.-' \ \/ {}{} | /-. /.-' \| / '..' \ , / ( __`;-;'__`) `//'` `||` jgs+/- _// || .-"-._,(__) .(__).-""-. / \ / \ \ / \ / `'-------` `--------'` champagne/mustache/arm added by: wiese@dataweb.nl (miK) .-"""-. / . - \ \ / .-""-.,:.-_-.< / _; o / )o| \ ; / ` `" '\ '.-| ;-.____, | ., \ `._~_/ / /"/ ,. /`-.__.-'\`-._ ,",' ; \"\ / /| o \._ `-._; / ./-. ; ';, / / | ’___\ `-.,( / //.-' :\ \\;_.-" ; |.-"`` `\ /-. /.-' :\ .\),.-' / }{ | '..' \ .-\ | , / '..' ;' , / ( __ `;--;'__`) `//'` `||` _// || .-"-._,(__) .(__).-""-. / \ / \ \ / \ / `'--=="--` `--""==--'`jgs+/-miK -=[ Mickey Mouse ]=- 7/97 .-"-. .-"-. / \ _____ / \ \ ` ` / `--/,'^^'.'^^',\--` || /^\ /^\ |\ |\ |0| _ |0| /| \_\`~`.-.`~`/_/ / '-' \ \ `-,...,-` / jgs '-._ \^/ _.-' `"""` -=[ Mickey Mouse ]=- 3/98 _..-----._ .' 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'-' jgs / `"-. `'-.,__/ -=[ Winnie-the Pooh ]=- 4/97 _ _ (,\- )_ /` b `-D | ,__/ \,_____,' / \ /_|--|___|\ / \ \ |\_) / _'-' / | / \ / \| |` \__ | /_\ ) jgs (____)'--' -=[ Winnie the Pooh ]=- 8/97 _ / \ .--. | |--._/ | .'\ / . `'._/ / : \ / : ) ; .-. .-.' | () _() | `-. | , (__) __\ /| .') \'-)____ ; \ .' /_ `\-. `-._ `-'' .' / jgs ) _ `'-....' .'-. /` `. < '. / ' --' '. \ | ; .--= \_.-'\ |_.-----._; `-. \ /| | ___...--; \ ; | \__..--'' \-` \ : \ \ | | : \ \ | / : \ ; /`---' \ '. / / \ . `----' . .-' `. / \__..-` | `| | / | / / | / .'__ | _.' ` `. \ `"-. / '._ /____.-' '-.____.' -=[ Winnie the Pooh ]=- 8/97 .--, .-. __,,,__/ | / \-'` `-./_ | | `) \ ` `\ ; / , , | | / : O /_ | O .--;__ '. | ( )`. | \ `-` / | \ ,_ _.-./` / \ \``-.( / | `---' /--. ,--\___..__ _.' /--. jgs \ `-._ _`/ ' '. .-' ` ' . `` ' ; -=[ Winnie the Pooh ]=- 11/97 _. ,-.,-"`""-./ \ / \ `-.| .:::.:::. \ / `-._ ::::::::: | "=\ ':::::' | .==" |o_|_ ':' | _o. ` (_) ,;;;,;;;, ; \\ ;;;;;;;;; \ _. /|-. 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'.' .::.. `. `.` .::' .' `. `::.. .' .'` .::. `. .' .::.. `. `.` .' `--' -=[ Tigger ]=- 3/97 __ _ ."--". _ (_:/ oo \:_) /\, _(`()`)_ ,/\ \ `~~~,(`""`),~~~` / `'---|/`""`\|---'` || || _ || || _ //) || || (\\ (/ '-.\\ //.-' \) `"=.,__`""`__,.-"` }=-{ {==} }-={ {==} }-={ jgs {==} ~~ -=[ Tigger Hug ]=- 3/97 __ _ ."--". _ (_:/ oo \:_) /\, _(`()`)_ ,/\ \ `~~~,(`""`),~~~` / jgs `'---|/`""`\|---'` -=[ Tigger ]=- 2/98 ', .-`-,\__ ."` `, .'_. ._ `;. __ / ` _ ` `.\ _.--. /--,| 0) 0) )`_.--,) | ;.-----.__ _-');, / '--./ | `.`\ / `"` ___..,/; ; |--/--._ `_.---'| \ / /`;'-._ '. .' .--'\ '---' / /|`-. '. .' ;-----;` / | /``-...' /.:; | |'`` \ | / .::.| jgs / \ / `\ / '----' .:::.\ ,' __/,-`-. ,' `". .;` _. ._'. .--._ /.` ` _ ` \ __ (,--._`( (0 (0 |,--\ \ ,;('-_ __.-----.; | `"` \ /`.` | \.--' _.--\--| ; ;\,..___ .' _.-';`\ \ / |'---._` .' .'`|\ \ '---' /'--. '. | \ `;-----; '. ;:.\ '...-'`\ / ``'| | |.::. \ | /` \ / \ jgs /.:::. 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(_)_' ( ┃ ┃ /.-. `\::::._(_)(_)`--' ┃ ┃ ` \/ jgs _). '-. '--._ ┃ ┃ _.-' . `) : ( `-. < ┃ ┃ ) . <'-. ' .-', _'._'. ┃ ┃ '-. '.-'` )'/ \/ \( ┃ ┃ `\( `; ┃ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛ previousBack to Advent Calendarnext! to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -- PLEASE CLICK ON BANNER -- SUPPORT ASCII-ART.COM -- THANK YOU. ~JGS [aamsz] File: mirrors/jgs/data/98april.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/98april.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. APRIL 1998! -- ASCII ART UPDATE .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. DISNEY -=[ Mickey Mouse ]=- 3/98 _..-----._ .' '. / \ | ; | | \ | \ ; _..----' / .`-. .-'``'-. .-' .'_ ` _ '. `'. / _` _ ` \ \ _...._ _ | / \ / \ | | .-' `'. / \ | | /| | /| | ;' \ | |_\ \_|/ \_|/ / ; .\_/ `'-. /_...._ | / ` `\ | | __ | / \ / ` //'. .' 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(so do lots of people) / |6 6| \ \/\ Y`/\/ H E L P F I N D S A M / ^ \ _; ; http://www.findsam.com /_| | | | jgs (_|-|_) http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Cottage/1190 -=[ chocolate bunnies ]=- 3/98 _ _ //`| // / // / .-'` / .' o `| '.___ / / | | |` | ,-| / | ;---' /| /;----' | //^\\ | |OoO||.-. | |`==`/ | jgs \=-=_\__ /) '--(_____.' _ _ |`\\ \ \\ \ \\ \ `'-. |` o `. \ ___.' | \ | `| | | \ |-, |\ '---; | '----;\ | //^\\ | .-.||OoO| | \`==`| (\ __/_=-=/ jgs '._____)--' -=[ snuggle bunnies ]=- 3/98 __ / \ /'. / | ||'.\| | || \\ / /\ __ \\ \\'```'-._ ; | /\ \ \'./` __ `D | _/ /\_| \ .__|' ` -.| | ,' \ \ .| - - | \____,..-` \ _Y_ __/ / / `---'"""` `\ \| . __.._/ | '-.__.-""``.-./ |\ | ( _.'` |\ || .-| `` || || | ; || // jgs '-'\ //` `"""""""""`"""""` __ / \ /'. / | Some bunny loves you! ||'.\| | || \\ / /\ __ /^\/^\ \\ \\'```'-._ ; | /\ \ \ / \'./` __ `D | _/ /\_| `\/` \ .__|' ` -.| | ,' \ /^\/^\ \ .| - - | \ / \____,..-` \ _Y_ __/ `\/` / / `---'"""` `\ \| . __.._/ | '-.__.-""``.-./ |\ | ( _.'` |\ || .-| `` || || | ; || // jgs '-'\ //` `"""""""""`"""""` -=[ bunny rabbit ]=- 3/98 /\ _ / | / \ / / / /\ \_/ / | | ) ( \_| / - - \ / o o \ >/:: v ::\< ( '-'-' ) '---. .---' / \ / \ / / \ \ \ \.=./ / /\_)o(_/\ |o(_)Oo(_)| /|=-=-=-=-=|\ | \=-=-=-=/ | \ `"""""` / jgs \ \__/ / .----' / \ '----. (((______/ \_____))) -=[ bunny ]=- 3/98 _ .-"--._ / \ / ____\ ||\\ / /`( || \\ _| '``'-. | \_\\ ` 9\ , \_ 9 _ '-.= .--'|} | _ \) | / /}} \/ = \ ;_.'/ .=\.--'`\} | `-`__.;---.//` '---./' '.___..-'` `| _/ __.-.__/ .-' .-' ||| .-/ / |\\ { | /_ / \| `-\ `\--;` '-. | | ) / _/ jgs / __.' '--. ( '--. ___))) `-..____))) -=[ hound dog ]=- 3/98 _..._..._ .-' ':: '::-. / _ _ \ / \ ; : \ _ _ / ; |:' | /o) (o\ | .:| | |(_/ .-. \_)| :'| | .:/ ( ) \ | | ; '-' ;:'| |: | ' : ' | | | | ' ' : ' ' | | | \ : / | jgs |:. \ /^\ /:' | |' /'--`._.`--'\ | '-' '-' -=[ dogs ]=- 4/98 _ _..._ _ .' `) ( '. | /` \ | \_/| q p |_/ .-"````"=-..--\ Y / /` `-.__=.' `-/ /o | | > /`""--. / | || | \\ jgs \___,,)) \_,,)) _ _..._ _ .' ) (` '. | / `\ | \_| q p |\_/ \ Y /--..-="````"-. `.=__.-` `\ o\ \-` | | \ .--""`\ < // | || | jgs ((,,_/ ((,,___/ -=[ husky pup ]=- 3/98 /\_..._/\ |/ \_/ \| | o.-.o | \ ( O ) / /'--U--'\ | .:. | /\ | /:;:\ |` / | |:;:| |-' jgs / |'-'| \ `""` `""` -=[ cocker spaniel? ]=- 3/98 _..---.._ .'` `'. / \ / / \ \ | | o o | | / | _ | \ | |\ '-' /| | \_ | \ _|_ / | _/ jgs \_/ '---' \_/ -=[ cats ]=- 4/98 _ _..._ __ \)` (` / / `\ | d b | =\ Y =/--..-="````"-. '.=__.-' `\ o/ /\ \ | | \ \ / ) \ .--""`\ < \ '-' / // | || \ '---' jgs ((,,_/ ((,,___/ __ _..._ _ \ `) `(/ /` \ | d b | .-"````"=-..--\= Y /= /` `-.__=.' _ / /\ /o ( \ / / | | \ '-' / > /`""--. / '---' / || | \\ jgs \___,,)) \_,,)) -=[ mouse w/cheese ]=- 4/98 .---. .-""-. /.'``\\ / /``'.\ | .-=~~~=-. | \__ __/ (\ | 6_6 | )) =/ Y \= // \ 'w' / (( .'-..-.__.-'; \\ / /o .\ \ \\ | ))) O | | )) `.__,.'o' o/ /\ // _{`._o| / | // / { ((((/ |// \ { / / jgs > \____\ | .-' /--:-' .' ((((--' ((((--` -=[ duckling ]=- 4/98 .-=~~~=-. / \ | q_q | / /_\ \ \ '-' / .-'-. .--'-._ /_.-/ '-._\ | | \ / '-.,___,.' ___|||| jgs \ / | \ '` '--' FARM ANIMALS -=[ pigs ]=- 3/98 _ _ _ __....._ _ '-)-' |_\_/ | .' '. '-)-' / \/ \-'` _| 6 6 ` | /..\ | \__/_, | / '--.___ \ \ \ / / /`----`;-. > / / / / / / jgs /_/__/ /_/__/ _ '-(-' _ _.....__ _ _ '-(-' .' '. | \_/_| `'-/ \/ \ | ` 6 6 |_ | /..\ \ | ,_\__/ / / / ___.--' < .-;`----`\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ jgs \__\_\ \__\_\ -=[ lamb ]=- 4/98 .-~```~. / \ _._..._ _{_, }__, __.'~ {`---' }-' / / `--' 9 \ \{ `~. .__y { { `~~----;` \ \ }=/=. { `._\ , }@*@ \ }`~\ _.~". \`@` { } { } \ \ \ / } { | \ \ \ /`-/ / }`-'\ { \ `"` / / `--` \.-\ jgs /`"/ `--` `"` -= [ The Jellybean Prayer ]=- 4/98 ~ T H E J E L L Y B E A N P R A Y E R ~ __ RED is for the blood he gave. .;;. /;;;. GREEN is for the grass he made. /;;;;\ ,..., |;;;;;\ YELLOW is for the sun so bright. |;;;;|/;;;;;;;::.;;| ORANGE is for the edge of night. \;;;;/\;;;;;/::::\;' __ BLACK is for the sins we made. `''` `''''|::::| .;;;\ WHITE is for the grace he gave. jgs .;;;\ \::::/ ,;;;,:;;;;;| PURPLE is for his hour of sorrow. /;;;;;| `''` /::::::\;;;/ PINK is for our new tomorrow. |;;;;/ .-""-.:::::/''` `''` / \'''` A bag full of jelly beans \ / colorful and sweet, HAPPY EASTER '----' is a PRAYER, is a PROMISE, is a SPECIAL TREAT. REPTILES/AMPHIBIANS -=[ rattlesnakes ]=- 3/98 _.--.... _....---;:'::' ^__/ .' `'`___....---=-'` /::' (` \' `:. `\::. ';-"":::-._ {} _.--'`\:' .'`-.`'`.' `{I} .-' `' .;;`\::. '. _: {-I}`\ .' .:. `:: _)::: _;' `{=I}.:| /. ::::`":::` ':'.-'`':. {_I}::/ |:. ':' ::::: .':'`:. `'|':|:' \: .:. ''' .:| .:, _:./':.| jgs '--.:::...---'\:'.:`':`':./ '-::..:::-' ____ __ ____ ____ _ ___ ___ _ _ __ _ _ ___ | - )/- `\|_ _||_ _|| |_ / -_\( _/| \| |/- `\| |/ // -_\ |_|\_\\_._| |__| |__| |___|\___|/___)|_\__|\_._||_|\_\\___| ___ .-"` ``"-. .-"""-. / \ / \ | \ | | \ .-. ; \ |`\ | | | / | _ _ _ .--._/ / | \/ |/ ; .'` ` ` } --==< __.' / Y / / .'`"`"` '--' | ; (_/` / \ /\ / jgs '-.....-' `..____.-' __ __ _ _ ___ ___ _ _ __ __ | \/ || | |( _// -_\| | || \/ | |_|\/|_|\___//___)\___|\___/|_|\/|_| _ `-) 8__/__ jgs (___) _ (-` "", \ jgs (____) .-""-. ((````)) .=. 8 \\ // /._.`- \.__))((_// jgs '--' '-' INSECTS/ARTHROPODS- -=[ lady bug ]=- 3/98 _ .-. _ /o`\^/`o\ |o o | o o| \o _|_ o/ jgs `(@I@)` /^\ -=[ butterfly ]=- 3/98 .-=-. .-=-. ( 0 \V/ 0 ) \ O / `.__ # __.' .' # '. jgs (o /#\ o) )/' '\( ( ) PEOPLE: -=[ girl ]=- 3/98 _.---._ .' / '. / _/ \ / .-'` '. \ .' | ^ _ ^ | '. .' \ _ / \ / '.___.' '. | _.' '._ \ | .' `"---"` '. | \ | | / \ | | | | / \ | :--"""--: | /` ) | | | | ( / \.'-.....-'./ \ / .' / ;|:| \ '. | .-._ \_.-' .' / ' . : '. '. / | \``` .' ; \ `: \ \ ' '. .--'\ | ' ' . `-._ /`;--' /_.' . `-. | `--` / \ \ \ .' ' '-. | \ ' ' __\ | '. . _.-' `) / '-._ _.-' `| .-` _.' `'--....____.--'| (` _.-' jgs / | | \ `"` \__/ \__/ -=[ girl with hands ]=- 3/98 _.---._ .' / '. / _/ \ / .-'` '. \ .' | ^ _ ^ | '. .' \ _ / \ / '.___.' '. | _.' '._ \ | .' `"---"` '. | \ | | / \ | , , | / \ | |_....._| | /` ) | | | | ( / \ \-.....-/ / \ / .'\ \__ __/ /'. | .-._ \_.-' . \/__\__\/'. '. / | \``` .' ; \ `: \ \ ' '. .--'\ | ' ' . `-._ /`;--' /_.' . `-. | `--` / \ \ \ .' ' '-. | \ ' ' __\ | '. . _.-' `) / '-._ _.-' `| .-` _.' `'--....____.--'| (` _.-' jgs / | | \ `"` \__/ \__/ -=[ ballerina ]=- 3/98 _ /.-. /(/~\) \\>-<_____/) \/v\.----' ) ( WVWVWVW |Y\ ||)) |// \| jgs |/ _._ /.-.\ /(/~\)\ \\>-/(_ _.-.-. \\)_ (/\\ (_\_|_/_) \ ` /| (__>(@)<__) ` `` (_/^|^\_) '-'-'#, _/\ `# / _/ |\_ ,#|/_/ \ \|#' `-#' /| /\_# | /_ \_.|#,__/ ^^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ faery ]=- 3/98 \ / ((^\ -= * =- \\ \() / \ >>/(_.' ((/\\ jgs /| `` -=[ castles ]=- 3/98 _ |~ _ [_]--'--[_] |'|""`""|'| | | /^\ | | jgs |_|_|I|_|_| T~~ | /"\ T~~ |'| T~~ T~~ | T~ WWWW| | /"\ | | |/\T~~ /"\ WWW /"\ |' |WW| WWWWW/\| / \|'/\|/"\ | /__\/]WWW[\/__\WWWW |" WWWW'|I_I|'WWWW' | | |' |/ - \|' |' | |' | |LI=H=LI|' | | | |' | |[_]| | |' | jgs | | |_|###|_| | | '---'--'-/___\-'--'---' RELIGION -=[ angel ]=- 3/98 .-""-. _______ .-""-. .'_.-. | ,*********, | .-._'. / _/ / **` `** \ \_ \ /.--.' | | **,;;;;;,** | | '.--.\ / .-`-| | ;//;/;/;\\; | |-`-. \ ;.--': | | /;/;/;//\\;\\ | | :'--.; | _\.'-| | ((;(/;/; \;\);) | |-'./_ | ;_.-'/: | | );)) _ _ (;(( | | :\'-._; | | _:-'\ \(((( \ );))/ /'-:_ | | ; .:` '._ \ );))\ " /(((( / _.' `:. ; |-` '-.;_ `-\(;(;((\ = /););))/-` _;.-' `-| ; / .'\ |`'\ );));)/`---`\((;(((./`'| /'. \ ; | .' / `'.\-((((((\ /))));) \.'` \ '. | ;/ /\_/-`-/ ););)| , |;(;(( \` -\_/\ \; |.' .| `;/ (;(|'==/|\=='|);) \;` |. '.| | / \.'/ / _.` | `._ \ \'./ \ | \| ; |; _,.-` \_/Y\_/ `-.,_ ;| ; |/ \ | ;| ` | | | ` |. | / `\ || | | | || /` jgs `:_\ _\/ \/_ /_:' `"----""` `""----"` -=[ crucifix ]=- 3/98 .-=====-. | .""". | | | | | | | | | | '---' | | | | | .-================-' '-================-. j| _ | g|.'o\ __ | s| '-.'. .'o.` | '-==='.'.=========-. .-========.'.-'===-' '.`'._ .===, | _.-' / '._ '-./ ,//\ _| _.-' _.' '-.| ,//' \-' ` .-' `//'_`--; ;.-' `\._ ;| | \`-' . | |_.-'-._| \ _'_ / |; -:- | || -.- \ |; .\ / `'\'`\-; ;` '. `_/ |,`-._; .; `;\ `.-'-; | \ \ | | `\ \ | | ) | | | / /` / | | /| | | | / | / | / |/ /| | \ / / | | /o | | | |_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | '-=====-' -=[ blonde angel ]=- 3/98 ...my daughter Maureen... .-""-. .-""-. .'_.-. | | .-._'. / _/ / _______ \ \_ \ /.--.' | | `=======` | | '.--.\ / .-`-| | _.---._ | |-`-. \ ;.--': | | .' / '. | | :'--.; | _\.'-| | / _/ \ | |-'./_ | ;_.-'/: | | / .-'` '. \ | | :\'-._; | | _:-'\ \.' | ^ _ ^ | './ /'-:_ | | ; .:` '._ \.' \ _ / \ / _.' `:. ; |-` '-.;_ ./ '.___.' '.` _;.-' `-| ; / .'\ | | _.' '._ \'| /'. \ ; | .' / `'.| .' `"---"` '. |'` \ '. | ;/ /\_/-`\ | | /-\_/\ \; |.' .| `; \ | | | | /;` |. '.| | / \.'\_/\ | :--"""--: | /`_/'./ \ | \| ; | ; |/) | | | | (\| : | ; |/ \ | ; | // \.'-.....-'./ \\ | ; | / `\ | |`/ .' / ;|: | \ '. |`| | /` jgs .-:_/ \_.-' .' / ' . : '. '. /`\_:' | \``` .' ; \ `: \ \ ' `'. .--'\ | ' ' . `-._ /`;--' /_.' . `-. | `--` / \ \ \ .' ' '-. | \ ' ' __\ | '. . _.-' `) / '-._ _.-' `| .-` _.' `'--....____.--'| (` _.-' / | | \ `"` \__/ \__/ -=[ dark-haired angel ]=- 3/98 ...my daughter Molly... .-""-. .-""-. .'_.-. | | .-._'. / _/ / _______ \ \_ \ /.--.' | | `=======` | | '.--.\ / .-`-| | ,ooooo, | |-`-. \ ;.--': | | .d88888/8b. | | :'--.; | _\.'-| | d8888888/888b | |-'./_ | ;_.-'/: | | d8888P"` 'Y88b | | :\'-._; | | _:-'\ \.d88(` ^ _ ^ )88b./ /'-:_ | | ; .:` '._ \.d88888\ _ /88888b / _.' `:. ; |-` '-.;_ .d88888888b.___.d8888888b.` _;.-' `-| ; / .'\ | 888888888P' 'Y888888888b'| /'. \ ; | .' / `'.8888888P' `"---"` 'Y88888888'` \ '. | ;/ /\_/-`Y888888| |8888888P-\_/\ \; |.' .| `; Y88888| | | |888888P;` |. '.| | / \.'\_/Y8888| :--"""--: |8888P`_/'./ \ | \| ; | ; |/8888| | | |8888\| : | ; |/ \ | ; | /d8888\.'-.....-'./8888b\ | ; | / `\ | |`d8888P' / ;|: | \ 'Y88888`| | /` jgs .-:_/ Y8;=' .' / ' . : '. '888P`\_:' | \``` .' ; \ `: \ \ ' `'. .--'\ | ' ' . `-._ /`;--' /_.' . `-. | `--` / \ \ \ .' ' '-. | \ ' ' __\ | '. . _.-' `) / '-._ _.-' `| .-` _.' `'--....____.--'| (` _.-' / | | \ `"` \__/ \__/ SEASONAL EASTER -=[ Easter greetings ]=- 3/98 _ .-"--._ / \ / ____\ ||\\ / /`( || \\ _| '``'-. | \_\\ ` 9\ , \_ 9 _ '-.= .--'|} | _ \) | / /}} \/ = \ ;_.'/ .=\.--'`\} | `-`__.;---.//` '---./' '.___..-'` `| _/ __.-.__/ _ _ ___ ___ ___ _ _ , .-' .-' ||| | | |/ \| _ \| _ \| | | {|'--. .-/ / |\\ | | | | _/| _/\ / {{\ \ { | /_ / \| |_|_|\___/|_| |_| |_| {/`'--./=. `-\ `\--;` ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ _`\.---' `\\ '-. | | | _|| _ |/ __\|_ _|| _|| _ \ / \ |\ || ) / _/ | _|| |\__ \ | | | _|| / \_/ | |// jgs / __.' '--. |___||_|_|\___/ |_| |___||_\_\ (_) \//_/| ( '--. ___))) //\__/ `-..____))) |/ -=[ thank you! ]=- 3/98 _ .-"--._ / \ / ____\ ||\\ / /`( || \\ _| '``'-. | \_\\ ` 9\ , \_ 9 _ '-.= .--'|} | _ \) | / /}} \/ = \ ;_.'/ .=\.--'`\} | `-`__.;---.//` '---./' '.___..-'` `| ___ _ _ ___ _ _ _ _ _/ __.-.__/ |_ _|| | |/ _ \| \| || |/ / .-' .-' ||| | | | || || ` || < .-/ / |\\ |_| |_|_||_|_||_|\_||_|\_\ { | /_ / \| _ _ ___ _ _ _ `-\ `\--;` | | |/ \| | | / \ '-. | | \ /| | || | | \_/ ) / _/ |_| \___/\___/ (_) jgs / __.' '--. ( '--. ___))) `-..____))) MISC -=[ flowers ]=- 3/98 , .--'|} / /}} .=\.--'`\} //` '---./` || /| \\| | |\_\\/ \__/\\ \\ jgs \| , {|'--. {{\ \ |/`'--./=. `\.---' `\\ |\ || | |// \//_/| //\__/ jgs // |/ |\ \\ __ \\/_ \ /\\ \| | |\\ |/ || ,/'---. ,// {\ .--'\=' {{/ / jgs {|.--' ` -=[ England's Rose ]=- 3/98 , .--'|} "Goodbye England's rose, / /}} may you ever grow in our hearts. .=\.--'`\} You were the grace that placed itself //` '---./` where lives were torn apart. || /| \\| | You called out to our country, |\_\\/ and you whispered to those in pain. \__/\\ Now you belong to heaven, \\ and the stars spell out your name." jgs \| -=[ anchors ]=- 3/98 ___ / \ | o | \ / ________) (________ | | '------. .------' | | | | | | | | /\ | | /\ /_ \ / \ / _\ \ '. .' '. .' / \ '--' '--' / jgs '. .' '._ _.' `'-. .-'` \ / ` _ (_) | ()---|---() | | __ | __ |\ /^\ /| jgs '..-' '-..' `-._ _.-` ` _ (_) <--|--> _ | _ jgs `\__/ \__/` `-. .-' ' -=[ rocket ]=- 4/98 _ /^\ |-| | | |N| |A| |S| |A| /| |\ / | | \ jgs | | | | `-"""-` -=[ ship ]=- 4/98 ,:',:`,:' __||_||_||_||__ ____["""""""""""""""]____ \ " '''''''''''''''''''' | ~~jgs~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~^~^~^^~~^~^ -=[ batman logo ]=- 3/98 _..--""````""--.._ .' |\/| '. / /`._ | | _.'\ \ ; / \ ; | / \ | ; / .-. .-. \ ; \ |/ \.-. .-./ \| / '._ \/ _.' jgs ''--..____..--'' -=[ coffee cup ]=- 3/98 ) ( ) ,.----------. ((| | .--\ /--. '._ '========' _.' jgs `""""""""""""` -=[ waffle ]=- 3/98 _.-------._ .' _|_|_|_|_ '. / _|_|_|_|_|_|_ \ | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | \ -|_|_|_|_|_|- / '. -|_|_|_|- .' jgs `---------` -=[ ice cream cones ]=- 3/98 .-"`'"-. / \ | | /'---'--`\ | | \_.--._.-._/ \=-=-=-/ \=-=-/ \=-/ jgs \/ .-"`'"-. / \ \ / /'---'--`\ | | \_.--.__.-./ [=-=-=-] |=-=-| |-=-=| jgs '-==-' -=[ soap ]=- 3/98 ___________ .;---------./| // S O A P // | |'---------'| / jgs | | / '-----------'` -=[ loving cup ]=- 3/98 _________________ (`-----------------') '-. .-' ,| _||_ .-. |, //| -||- |/|| |\\ || | || | || \\| _||_ |// `\ '----' /` '.___ ___.' | | __| |__ _/ \_ jgs | | '-----------' -=[ telephone ]=- 4/98 .----------------. / _H______H_ \@, \____/ \____/ @, / \ `@ | LI LI LI | ,@ | LI LI LI | ,@' | LI LI LI | ,@' | LI LI LI |@@' jgs \ /' `----------' -=[ golf ball and tee ]=- 4/98 _...._ .'.o' o.'. /o o .o' o'\ |'.o 'o. o'.o| |o. o' o 'o .| \ o .o.'o'./ '._o__o_.' \ / || || || || || jgs || \/ -=[ jewels ]=- 3/98 _______ .'_/_|_\_'. \`\ | /`/ `\\ | //' jgs `\|/` ` ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' \ ' / ' ' . .-"```"-. . ' \`-._.-`/ - - = \\ | // = - - ' \\|// ' jgs . ' \|/ ' . . ' ` ' . . / . \ . . . . -=[ recycle logo ]=- 4/98 _____\ _______ / \ | /\ /_______/ |_____/ \ | \ / / / \ \ \/ / \ / \__/_ \/ ____ /\ / \ / \ /\ \ / / jgs \ \/ / \___\__/ -=[ designs ]=- 3/98 "+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+" +"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+ "+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+" +"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+ "+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+" "+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+" "+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+" "+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+" "+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+" "+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+" .+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+. 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'.___) SEASONAL: -=[ birthday cake ]=- 3/99 * * * * *|_*|_*|*|_ .-'`|* |* |*| `'-. |`-.............-'| | M A R T I N | \ _ .-. _ / ,-|'-' '-' '-' '-'`|-, /` \._ _./ `\ '._ `"""""""""""` _.' jgs `''--...........--''` ) ( .--' '--. / \ `'---------'` * * * *|_*|_*|*_ .-'`|* |* |*| `'-. |`-............-'| | | \ _ .-. _ / ,-|'-' '-' '-' '-'|-, /` \._ _./ `\ '._ `""""""""""` _.' jgs `''--..........--''` -=[ cross ]=- 3/99 -- | \ ' / '-. | .-' --= --|-- =-- _. | ._ ' __|__ ' d88888b . | . \ ' / '-. | .-' --= --|-- =-- _. _|_ | _|_ ._ ' _|__|__|_ ' ____/HEISRISEN\_____ -=[ St, Pat Wishes ]=- .-"""""-. \ / |.-----.| __|_______|___ HAPPY '--;-'```'-;--' ST. PATRICK'S / / 6_6 \ \ DAY ! ( ( _) ) ) / ( ( .__. ) ) ( `._`-'_.' ) /`'-._`"`_.-'`\ | /___```___\ | \ |___|L|___| / \/ `"` \/ /..,_______,..\ / /\ \ | ,-' `-, | \ `\ ,-'` / jgs __LI`--`\|`.__/ ( /\ LI\ `.___,-'` \ | '.__/ ANIMALS/BIRDS: -=[ wildcat ]=- 4/99 |'. .'| \ '=, _.==._.==._ ,=' / \ }', ,'{ / ;.~'` `'~.; .' .=._ _.=. 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A (.-'} '-.\uuu/.-' .'.'^'.'. jgs {.' '.} -=[ boy running ]=- 3/99 \\\\ \c .( \ _/ ___/( /( /--/ \\// __ )/ /\/ \/ `-.\ //\\ \\// \\ \/ \\ \\ jgs '--` -=[ guy's face ]=- 3/99 .-""". /:' | |:' (o)o) (` _) \ _| `) .-' /`\__\`\ | ,\ | | jgs | || | | -=[ hands holding card ]=- 4/99 -- .-"^`\ /`^"-. .' ___\ /___ `. / /.---. .---.\ \ | // '-. ___________________________ .-' \\ | | ;| \/--------------------------// |; | \ || |\_) joan stark (_/| || / \ | \ . \ ; | spunk1111@juno.com || ; / . / | / '\_\ \\ \ \ \ | ||/ / / // /_/' \\ \ \ \| ASCII Art Gallery |/ / / // jgs `'-\_\_\ http://www.ascii-art.com /_/_/-'` '--------------------------' PLANTS/FLOWERS: -=[ rose ]=- 3/99 _ _.;_'-._ {`--.-'_,} {; \,__.-'/} {.'-`._;-'; `'--._.-' .-\\,-"-. `- \( '-. \ \;---,/ .-""-;\ / .-' )\ \,---'` \\ jgs \| -=[ tree ]=- 3/99 _ .-"`.-'-. .-'.-.%_.- , ) (_. )%( .'% ,) (.-, %)'. _.) '-.%\%/-' %% %% jgs .,%%%._ FOOD: -=[ carrot ]=- 3/99 \ .-' '.; ;..'.-'_' '-. \.;/ .'_. 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(___| \ \ / \_) \ / / | ) (_/ / _ / / \'-' ( \/ / \ \ jgs \ / / ) `" (__/ -=[ teddy bear ]=- 4/98 _ _ (,\.-./,) / . . \ \ T / )===(><) .' : '. (_/| : |\_) ) _ ( / / \ \ jgs (__/ \__) BIRDS -=[ descending dove ]=- 4/98 .-.-"````"-.-. ,-._._ \ / _._.-, '. '-. \ / .-' .' \ \ \ / / / \ \ \ / / / \ | | | | / | \_/ \_/ | | | ; ; jgs \ / '.__ _ _ __.' ``` \ / ``` / \ d b \/ -=[ two hot chicks ]=- 4/98 \ | / '. .-=-, .' -- = ( ) = -- .' '-=-' '. / | \ .=""=. .=""=. / _ _ \ / _ _ \ | d b | | d b | \ /\ / \ /\ / ,/'-=\/=-'\, ,/'-=\/=-'\, / / \ \ / / \ \ | / \ | | / \ | \/ \ / \/ \/ \ / \/ '. .' '. .' jgs _|`~~`|_ _|`~~`|_ ^^^~^^^~^~/|\^~/|\^^~^^~^~^^^~/|\^^/|\~^~^~^~^~^~^ INSECTS/ARTHROPODS- -=[ bees ]=- 4/98 __ .' '. _/__) . . . (8|)_}}- . . . jgs `\__) '. . ' ' . . ' .' '. __ . . . (__\_ . . . -{{_(|8) jgs ' . . ' ' . . ' (__/` -=[ black widow spider ]=- 4/98 _.._ .' 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'._`/ |_ _{@} {@}_ _| \`_.' / ` |-';/ _ \;'-| ` \ / \ / | _ {@}_ | \ / \ / '--;_ _ {@} _Y{@} _;--' \ _\ `\ {@}\Y/_{@} Y/ /` /_ / |`-.___. / \Y/\|{@}Y/\|// \ .___,-'| \ ^^jgs^^`--`------'`--`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^`--`'------`--`^^^^^^^ _..._ .~ `~. ,_ / } ,_\'--, \ _.'`~~/ \'--,_`{_,} -( '.`-.`\;--,___.'_ '._`/ |_ _{@} / ` |-';/ _ / \ / | _ {@}_ / '--;_ _ {@} _Y{@} _\ `\ {@}\Y/_{@} Y/ / |`-.___. / \Y/\|{@}Y/\|// ^^^jgs^^^`--`------'`--`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ crown ]=- 4/98 o o^/|\^o o_^|\/*\/|^_o o\*`'.\|/.'`*/o \\\\\\|////// jgs {><><@><><} `"""""""""` RELIGION -=[ little girl praying ]=- 4/98 _..._ .~ `~. / } \ _.'`~~/ {_,} -( ,'-,___.' .-. / |_ /| __| |__ / ` |_/ [__ __] / \ / | | / '--;_ | | _\ `\ | | / |`-.___. / | | ^^^jgs^^^`--`------'`--`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ fish symbols ]=- 4/98 .+. / | \ /--|--\ | | | | | | \ | / \|/ jgs /^\ / \ _....._ '. .-'` | `. ><---------|---) .' `-.,_ |_,' jgs ````` _....._ .' | `'-. / (---|--------->< '._| _,.-' \ jgs ````` _....._ .' `'-. / (- J-E-S-U-S ->< '._ _,.-' \ jgs ````` SEASONAL ST PATRICK'S DAY -=[ leprachaun finding four-leaf clover ]=- 4/98 __...._ .-"` `\ / | | | \ | \ __...--'| \.-' |_..-, __\___...---'`_..-' (_______....--'\ / `\ (o \__ | | __) _ _ \ /`\ \ | (_Y_) _ '-.\_,| | T-._/ (_A_) _../`'T T-'` | | \__ _| .' | | | | \___ | /_\`\ / | | | | \ `/-`\ --| | \ | | | | /`----' |--' \ `\ \_; |`-.......-` .-.-'. \_LI ; / / /`-._ |`-\ \ jgs _/_/ / | \ \ ( ( ;.__ / \__,\__ `"`""` `""""` `.__._`; -=[ leprachaun ]=- 4/98 .-"""""-. \ / |.-----.| __|_______|___ '--;-'```'-;--' / / 6_6 \ \ ( ( _) ) ) ( ( .__. ) ) ( `._`-'_.' ) /`'-._`"`_.-'`\ | /___```___\ | \ |___|L|___| / \/ `"` \/ /..,_______,..\ / /\ \ | ,-' `-, | \ `\ ,-'` / jgs __LI`--`\|`.__/ ( /\ LI\ `.___,-'` \ | '.__/ EASTER -=[ Easter Bunny and basket ]=- 4/98 _ \`\ _ \ \ /\ \ \ V /\/ ___ /. .\ .'__(>@<) =\_T_/= /.' /|\ / \ || || (( )) ||oO0oO|| {/\) (/\ |-=-=-=-| __\ /__ \=-=-=-=/ jgs (____/^\____) '=-=-=' Q. What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? A. Two points... just like anybody else! -=[ jelly beans (or eggs) ]=- 4/98 .--. /``'. / \ .---. | \ | |/ `;--. | \ /\ / \.' '--' '----| | .'``\ jgs .'``\ \ / .-""-: | / | '--' / \ / | / .-""-. /--' '--' / \---' \ / '----' .--. /``'. /wwww\ .---. |* * \ |-=-=|/ ^ ^ `;--. *| \wwww/\^ ^ ^/~~~~\.' __ '--' '----| | .'-=\ jgs .'``\ \~~~~/ .-""-:=-=-=| / * | '--' /><><><\=-=/ |* / .-""-.<><>< D A R W I N ) .' `-.,_ _,' jgs `L`L` _....._ .' `'-. .' ( D A R W I N >< '._ _,.-' '. jgs `J`J` FLOWERS: -=[ daisies ]=- 4/98 .-. __ / \ __ ( `'.\ /.'` ) '-._.(;;;)._.-' .-' ,`"`, '-. (__.-'/ \'-.__)/)_ \ /\ / / ) '-' | \/.-') , | .'/\'..) |\ |/ | \_) \ | | \_/ | \ / \|/ _, jgs / __/ / | _/ _.' |/__/ \ .-. __ / \ __ ( `'.\ /.'` ) '-._.(;;;)._.-' .-' ,`"`, '-. (__.-'/ \'-.__) \ /\ '-' \ , | |\ | \ | | | \ / \|/ _, / __/ / jgs | _/ _.' |/__/ \ -=[ iris ]=- 4/98 , , /| _,_ |\ | \.'` \ `'./ | | / /`> \ | ; | / |o| \ | ; \_\ /.8.\ /_/ _.-' .'/ \'. '-._ \__.' | | `;.__/ / | | ; | | \ | \ '._.' | | \ \ | | / / | | | | / / | | | | | | \ \ | |/ / \ \| / / jgs `\ \ | / \ `;/ `| | , .-. , /(/ \ \)\ '.\_8_/.' jgs .-'`/ \`'-. \_/| |\_/ \_/ -=[ daffodil ]=- 4/98 _ _ (_\_) (__<_{} (_/_) |\ | \\| /| \|// |/ ,.,.,|.,.,. jgs^`^`^`^`^`^ -=[ daffodils ]=- 4/98 _._ .' '. / \ ___ _.--. | / |.' `'. .' `\ \| / \ / _ \.=..=./ _.' / '. .-'-.}`.<>.`{-'-. / \ .---.{ <>()<> }.--..-' '/ _},'<>`.{_ `\ .' .-'/ )=..=;`\`- \ ( / /| \ ) '-..___.' : '.___..-' | ` | jgs '. _.' `--.-' _.. ;-._ .' `\ .' `\/ ; | `\.---._| .--; . ( .' '. / _ \_ './ _. `-._ ( = \ )`""'\;--. / {= (| ) /`. / ( =_/ )__..-\ .' \ }/ / ;.____.-;/\ '--' | .' | \ \ \ ' / |\.\ ) .'`-. / \ \ jgs /__.-' \_.' \ \ _._ .' '. / \ ___ _.. _.--. | / |.' `'. ;-._ .' `\ .' `\ \| / \ .' `\/ ; / _ \.=..=./ _.' / | `\.---._| '. .-'-.}`.<>.`{-'-. / .--; . ( .' 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'\ .-o-. /` ___\_.' _/ jgs '-( `"` )-' /.----,`( `"""`\'.__.'/ `\\ `----' -=[ tulips ]=- 4/98 .-""--., /` \.-.{/ \ / .' ; '. \ | / \ | |/ \| T : Y | : ; | : | |\. \ : / | \'. '. . .' | | \ `"T=T"` | / \ | | |` : | | | \ : | | | _ | . \ | | /` `-._ | : | | | | .' /'. \ . | | | | . | `\ | | | | | / | | ' \| | | : /'-. | \ ' || |/ ; | \ / | : ;| || . | '-' \ : || |/ ; / | ' ;| | ' | \ : || | ' / `\ ' \| ;' / jgs `\' | | /` `\| |/` | | | | | | |/ .-==-. /{.=-.}\ | / . \ | |; : :| \( : )/ `._'__.' |\ || \ \ || | | || | | || /| \ \|| / / \ ||| | | | || | | \||/ / ||| / || | ||/ || ^^^^^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ generic flower ]=- 4/98 __ .-/ \-. ( \__/ ) /`-./;;\.-`\ \ _.\;;/._ / ( / \ ) '-\__/-'.-, , \\ (-. ) |\_ ||/.-` \'.\_ |;` '--,\|| , `;| _/| // _/.'/ jgs //_/,--' ||'-` -=[ May basket ]=- 4/98 _...,..,..,..,_ .=\-=\-\=-=\-=\-=\=, /=}`""`""`""`""`""`{=\ {\} .--. 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ASCII Art GALLERY: (` '------' `) http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ jgs `"-..........-"` [ LION SIG ] -- ,%%%%%%%, ,%%/\%%%%/\%, ,%%%\c "" J/%%, joan stark spunk1111@juno.com %%%%/ d b \%%% %%%% _ |%%% ASCII ART GALLERY: `%%%%(=_Y_=)%%' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ jgs `%%%%`\7/%%%' `%%%%%%%' .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/97july.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/97july.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ~ July 1997 ~ ~ ~ joan stark's ASCII Art Gallery ~ ~ - NEW ASCII ART - UNSORTED - .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. bird1 gif -=[ statue of Liberty ]=- 6/97 ( (_) ### . (#c __\|/__ #\ wWWWw \ \-. (/. .\) /\ /`\/\ /\ |\/ \_) (_| `\.' ; ; `' ;`\ `\; ; . ;/\ `\; ; ;| \ ; .' ' ; / |_.' ; | /) ( ''._;/` | ' . ; |.-' .:) | | ( .' : | |,- .:: | | ,-' .;| jgs_/___,_.:_\_ [I_I_I_I_I_I_] | __________ | | || | | || | _| ||_|__|_|| |_ /=--------------=\ / \ | | -=[ eagle holding flag ]=- 6/97 .-"""""""-. .' __ \_ / / \/ \ | \_0/\_0/______ |:. .' oo`\ |:. / \ |' ; | | |:.. . \_______ | |::.|' , \,_____\ / |:::.; ' | . '| ====)_/===;===========;() |::; | | ; ; | | #######:::::: /::::.|-| |_|-|, \ #######:::::: /'-=-'` '-' '--'\ #######:::::: jgs / \ #######:::::: ############# H A P P Y ############# ############# F O U R T H O F J U L Y ############# ############# ############# .-"""""""-. .' __ \_ / / \/ \ | \_0/\_0/______ |:. .' oo`\ |:. / \ |' ; | | |:.. . \_______ | |::.|' , \,_____\ / |:::.; ' | . '| ====)_/===;===========;() |::; | | ; ; | | # # # #:::::: /::::.|-| |_|-|, \ # # # #:::::: /'-=-'` '-' '--'\ # # # #:::::: jgs / \ # # # #:::::: # # # # # # # H A P P Y # # # # # # # # # # # # # # F O U R T H O F J U L Y # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # -=[ US flag- vertical ]=- 6/97 ============;===========;() # # # #:::::: # # # #:::::: # # # #:::::: # # # #:::::: # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # jgs # # # # # # # -=[ fireworks over city ]=- 6/97 .''. .''. *''* :_\/_: . :_\/_: . .:.*_\/_* : /\ : .'.:.'. .''.: /\ : _\(/_ ':'* /\ * : '..'. -=:o:=- :_\/_:'.:::. /)\*''* .|.* '.\'/.'_\(/_'.':'.' : /\ : ::::: '*_\/_* | | -= o =- /)\ ' * '..' ':::' * /\ * |'| .'/.\'. '._____ * __*..* | | : |. |' .---"| _* .-' '-. | | .--'| || | _| | .-'| _.| | || '-__ | | | || | |' | |. | || | | | | || | ___| '-' ' "" '-' '-.' '` |____ jgs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ thanks to llizard who tweaked the above into fireworks over Toronto-- ideal for Dominion Day- July 1st! .''. .''. . *''* :_\/_: . :_\/_: _\(/_ .:.*_\/_* : /\ : .'.:.'. .''.: /\ : /)\ ':'* /\ * : '..'. -=:o:=- :_\/_:'.:::. | ' *''* * '.\'/.'_\(/_'.':'.' : /\ : ::::: = *_\/_* -= o =- /)\ ' * '..' ':::' === * /\ * .'/.\'. ' ._____ * | *..* : |. |' .---"| * | _ .--'| || | _| | * | .-'| __ | | | || | .-----. | |' | || | | | | | || | ___' ' /"\ | '-."". '-' '-.' '` |____ jgs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ & ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ /| ejm97 ) ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ /|~ /_|\ _-H-__ -~-~-~-~-~-~ /_|\ -~======-~ ~-\XXXXXXXXXX/~ ~-~-~-~ /__|_\ ~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~-~-~ ~-~~-~-~-~-~ ======== ~-~-~-~ ~-~~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ~-~~-~-~-~-~ ~-~~-~-~-~-~ -=[ eagle (head) ]=- 6/97 .-"""""""-. .' __ \_ / / \/ \ | \_0/\_0/______ |:. .' oo`\ |:. / \ |' ; | | |:.. . \_______ | |::.|' , \,_____\ / |:::.; ' | . '| )_/ |::; | | ; ; | | /::::.|-| |_|-|, \ /'-=-'` '-' '--'\ jgs/ \ -=[ marching band ]=- 6/97 .'| () .-' | / .-} /.-} | .-} / |_| ( |_|-.| |_|/\ (_), \(_) (_) / | \X\ | \\ | \/ |\_/\\_ |\_/ |\_\ |:| \/ |:| \:\ |:| |:| |\:| jgs |:| |:| ||:| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ .-} .-} .-} |_| |_| |_| (_) (_) __ (_) .---. | \ .--. | \.' 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'-------.--.===' ______\ _( /\ `------/ /__.-' \ ;_ `-. //` `-. \'-.\ // )/ `; jgs "` "` =.___ / e'--, '===.--.-------' .---' /\ )_ /______ .-' _; / '-.__\ \------` /.-'/ .-' `\\ ;` \( \\ jgs `" `" -=[ goblins ]=- 6/97 , , /(.-""-.)\ |\ \/ \/ /| | \ / =. .= \ / | \( \ o\/o / )/ \_, '-/ \-' ,_/ / \__/ \ \ \__/\__/ / ___\ \|--|/ /___ /` \ / `\ jgs / '----' \ , , /(.-""-.)\ |\ \/ \/ /| | \ / =. .= \ / | \( \ o\/o / )/ \_, '-/ \-' ,_/ / \__/ \ \,___/\___,/ ___\ \|--|/ /___ /` \ / `\ jgs / '----' \ , , /(.-""-.)\ |\ \/ \/ /| | \ / =. .= \ / | \( \ o\/o / )/ \_, '-/ \-' ,_/ / \__/ \ \,___/\___,/ ___\ \|uu|/ /___ /` \ .--. / `\ jgs/ '----' \ , , /(.-""-.)\ |\ \/ \/ /| | \/ =. .= \/ | \( \ o\/o / )/ \_, '/ \' ,_/ / \__/ \ \,___/\___,/ ___\ \|uu|/ /___ /` \ .--. / `\ jgs / '----' \ -=[ Devo ]=- 6/97 _ _[_]_ [_____] [_______] [_________] ::::::. :::::::: ::: :: .::::. # __ __ # ::: :: ::: ::: :: ::: :: ( (__)^(__) ) ::: :: ::: ::: :: ::: :: | | ::: :: ::::: ::: .: ::: :: \ _____ / ::: :: ::: ::: .: ::: :: __[ ]__ ::: :: ::: :::.: ::: :: \ \ / / ::::::' :::::::: :::' '::::' '._ \ / _.' jgs `'^'` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/moose9409.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/moose9409.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Barnyard Fall 1994 Moose Thank you David A. Bader... .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. MoooooooooooseCow MoooooooooooseCow on Rollerblades (_(_(__)_)_) (_(_(__)_)_) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ /\ /\ oooo oooo ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MoooooooooooseCow on Rollerblades in Trouble (_(_(__)_)_) (oo) /-------\/ --Holy cow! / | || * ||----|| /\ /\ oooo oooo ------------------------- \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/12days.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/12days.htm embed(/web/20091028043032oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/12daysxmas.mid) Midi Controls .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. _______) _______) ,__) ____, ____, (--||_, _ (--| _ | _ (--| \ _ , (--/ \ ,_, _|| |(/_ _|(_|_)(/_|\/(/_ _|_/(_|\|/_)_ \_/_|_ ( |__, ( ( ,__| ,__| ____,,__) ,__) (--/ `|_,,_' ,-|-,_,_, _ , / | || |/_)| | | |(_|/_) \__, |__, |__, .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: A Partridge in a Pear Tree _ ('> /))@@@@@ /@"@@@@@()@ @@()@@()@@@@ @@@O@@@@()@@@ @()@@\@@@()@@ @()@||@@@@@ @@||@@@ || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Two Turtle Doves _ _ <')_,/ <') ,/ (_==/ (_==/ ='- ='- .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Three French Hens (\ }\ (\ }\ (\ }\ ( \_('> ( \_('> ( \_('> (__(=_) (__(=_) (__(=_) -"= -"= -"= .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Four Calling Birds ___ ___ ___ ___ ('v') ('v') ('v') ('v') (( )) (( )) (( )) (( )) -/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"-- .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Five Golden Rings .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Six Geese A-Laying __ __ __ __ __ __ >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ / ) / ) / ) / ) / ) / ) \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. On the seventh day of Christmas, My true love gave to me: Seven swans A-Swimming ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ _, |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ / | // _/ |// _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ | / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ _) / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` _/) \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- / jgs^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eight Maids A-Milking __.----. __.----. __.----. __.----.___ (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' ;--` `(uu)' _ `(dd)' _ `(gg)' _ `(vv)' _ | ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) | (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 ,/ `--'\_ (__).`--'\_ (__).'`--'\_ (__).'`--'\_ _(__)| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `||~|| /\|| ^jgs^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^ __.----. __.----. __.----. __.----.___ (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' ;--` `(99)' _ `(66)' _ `(aa)' _ `(ee)' _ | ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) | (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8,/ `--'\_ (__).'`--'\_ (__).`--'\_ (__).`--'\_ _(__)| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `||~|| /\|| ^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Nine Ladies Dancing |~ () () 0` |~ () _/)(\_ () _/)(\_ 0` _/)(\_ /^^\ () _/)(\_ /""\ /~~\ /____\ _/)(\_ /``\ /____\ /____\ /""\ /____\ () () /____\ _/)(\_ () |~ _/)(\_ () /^^\ _/)(\_ 0` |~ /``\ _/)(\_ /____\ /~~\ 0` /____\ /~~\ /____\ /____\ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Ten Lords A-Leaping w w w 0__ \0__ \0__ w /|_ w /_ /_ __0/ '\/ / \0_ '\/ / w '\/ / /_ ` /_ ` __0/ ` `\/ \, _\ \, /_ w ` `\/ \, \0__ w w /_ 0__ w \0__ _\ \, /|_ __0/ |_ ` `\/ \, /_ _\ \, `\/ /, ` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eleven Pipers Piping _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Twelve Drummers Drumming .-} .-} .-} |_| |_| |_| (_) (_) __ (_) .---. | \ .--. | \.' 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( ,'---', ) )( _ )( `\/6.6\/--` ////\\\ / (\-/) \ ((()---())) ( _ ) \/6.6\/ /_ /o o\ _\ / `@` \ ,'---', ( _ ) Kids | _\ Y /_ | /\/ \/\ / _ \ ,'---', in \(_ `~` _)/ \ | | / /_/ (_) \_\ / \ ASCII / / \ \ \| |/ \ | (_) | / /_/ \_\ / ()/^\() \ |_____| \|_____|/ \| |/ /. . . . . .\ |__|__| | | | (|_____|) `"`"|`|`|"`"` | | | | | | |__|__| |_|_| |_|_| \__|__/ |_|_| jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. kids writing girl with bunny rabbit twins 90's girl babies girl in armsling Kewpie kids in coats standing baby young boys crying baby drummer boys mom w/baby kids- boys & girls kids running stick family little girl praying child praying sleeping child in bed brothers girl on tree swing sisters girl on swing boy w/ cigar girl faces boys at potty First Communion girls boy sleeping flowergirls child in corner girl in braids playpen girl w/peace sign Mother's Day Poem girls w/flowing skirts Love Story- family girl with puppy Little Boy Blue girl with frog see "New Baby Page" .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ writing ]=- 3/01 ________________________________ |.==============================,| || || || .----. , || || / >< \ / || || | |/\ || || \______//\/ || || _(____)/ / || ||__/ ,_ _ _/__________________|| '===\___\_) |====================' |______| | || | |__||__| jgs (__)(__) ________________________________ |.==============================,| || I WILL NOT TALK IN CLASS. || || I WILL NOT TALK IN CLASS. || || I WILL NOT TALK IN CLASS. || || I .----.OT T, || || / >< \ / || || | |/\ || || \______//\/ || || _(____)/ / || ||__/ ,_ _ _/__________________|| '===\___\_) |====================' |______| | || | |__||__| jgs (__)(__) ____________________________________ |.==================================,| || I WILL LISTEN TO THE TEACHER. || || I WILL LISTEN TO THE TEACHER. || || I WILL LISTEN TO THE TEACHER. || || I .----;ISTEN , || || /`\/ \/`\ / || || )_/| |\_(/\ || || \______/ /\/ || || _(____)__/ / || ||___/ ,_ _ ___/___________________|| '====\___\_) |=======================' |______| /______\ |_||_| jgs (__)(__) -=[ twins ]=- tweak 12/00 _._ _._ ///\\ //\\\ ( . .| |. . ) \_-_/__\_=_/ /_) `\_| |\ /_| |_\| |_| \\___// |---|/ | | | | | | | | | | | |_|_| |_|_| jgs (__/__)(__\__) _._ _._ ///\\ //\\\ //. .|\||. .\\ //\_-_/_/\_=_/\\/) \/_) `\_ `\// /_| |_\| |\/ \\___// \___/\ /\) \/ \ /_______\______\ |_|_| |_|_| jgs (__/__)(__\__) @@ babies @@ .--"--. / \ / o o \ ( ^ ,) \ __, /-._ `._____.' `--.__ \ / `/``"""'-. Y 7 / : | / | .--. : / /__ \/ `.__.:.____.-. / / / `"""`/ .-"..____.-. \ jgs _.-' /_/ ( \-. \ `=----' `----------'""`-. \ `" `" .@@@@@. / \ / 6 6 \ ( ^ ,) \ c /-._ `._____.' `--.__ \ / `/``"""'-. Y 7 / : | / | .--. : / /__ \/ `.__.:.____.-. / / / `"""`/ .-"..____.-. \ jgs _.-' /_/ ( \-. \ `=----' `----------'""`-. \ `" `" -=[ baby ]=- 4/00 .-@-. / \ | | ( o o ) .-\ ^ /-. jgs / '-@-' \ @@ more babies... @@ 11/96 ,,, _,_ _@_ _(_ _?_ >*< _/. .\_ _/- -\_ _/, ,\_ _/' '\_ _/a a\_ _/. .\_ (.\_o_/.) (.\_-_/.) (,\_e_/') (.\_^_/.) (.\_~_/') (.\_c_/.) (.`,.`'.') (.`,.'.'.) (.`'.,'.') ('.,'.`'.) (.'.,'.`.) (.,'.,'',) ('.`,'`,) ('.`,'',) ('.','.`) ('.,'.',) ('.,'.`.) (',.'`.,) ('.`,'`) ('.','`) (.'.,'.) ('.`.,') ('.','') (.'.'.') jgs `--'"` `--'"` `--'"` `--'"' `--'"' `--'"' -=[ sleeping baby ]=- 1/97 .-"''-. _ .' `( \ @/ ') ,--,__,-" / / \ / / _/ __| , |/ / .~ `\ / \ , | / .~ `\ ` / _/ _/ .~ `\ ~~`__/ / ~ `--'/ / / / / /' /jgs -=[ baby ]=- 5/97 .=@=. / \ | 6.6 | ( _ ) .-'---'-. / . . \ _/ /| , |\ \_ (__/{`"==="`}\__) /\_ _/\ _| /`"`\ |_ jgs ( \ / \ / ) \_/ \_/ -=[ baby looking for mother ]=- 5/97 mom, you up there? / ,==. |~~~ / 66\ | \c -_) |~~~ `) ( | / \ |~~~ / \ \ | (( /\ \_ |~~~ \\ \ `--`| / / / |~~~ jgs___ (_(___)_| -=[ Kewpie Doll ]=- 8/97 _)_ .-'(/ '-. / ` \ / - - \ <` () () `> \ " / '. --- .' .--`'---'`--. / / \ \ / ; ; \ _/ /| |\ \_ `/|\` | o | `/|\` /\ /\ | `-._.-` | \ / \ / |_ | | _| jgs | _| |_ | (ooO Ooo) -=[ baby ]=- 8/97 _)_ .-'(/ '-. / ` \ / - - \ (` a a `) \ ^ / '. '---' .' .-`'---'`-. / \ / / ' ' \ \ _/ /| |\ \_ `/|\` |+++++++|`/|\` /\ /\ | `-._.-` | \ / \ / |_ | | _| jgs | _| |_ | (ooO Ooo) -=[ crying baby ]=- 9/97 .=@=. / \ | ^.^ | ( (_) ) whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! .-'---'-. / . . \ _/ /| , |\ \_ (__/{`"==="`}\__) /\_ _/\ _| /`"`\ |_ jgs ( \ / \ / ) \_/ \_/ -=[ mother and child ]=- 12/96 .---. //"""\\ (( '_' )) _))-_-((_ /.-.' `\))\ /( " ) (, \ \)`"`() / / (___) (\/ | |` | | | | | | | | jgs | | """"""" -=[ kids running -- best friends ]=- 5/99 __ _,, /_ \ sSSSs \_\( s\_SS .-""-. (\/`"`\ __/`"`\/) ( , ( ) \/)-(\\`--')=(\/ .-""-, ) ) /___\\) |__\ /\ ( , ) ).-_' //||__ ||\\//` ( ( / , )/ /\ _ \\'--.) \\`` jgs '--),--' \/_/ ==- (/ (/ __ _,, /_ \ sSSSs \_\( s\_SS (\/`"`\ __/`"`\/) \/)-(\\`--')=(\/ /___\\) |__\ /\ //||__ ||\\//` \\'--.) \\`` jgs (/ (/ __ _,, /_ \ sSSSs \_\( s\_SS (\/`"`\___/`"`\/) \/)-(`-'-')=(\/ /___\ |__\ /\ //||__ ||\\//` \\'--.) \\`` jgs (/ (/ __ _,, /\\\ sSSSs \_ ( s\_SS (\/`"`\.__/`"`\/) \/|_(\/'-')=(\/ /,| |__\ /\ //||__ ||\\//` \\'--.) \\`` jgs (/ (/ -=[ best friends ]=- tweak 9/00 _._ _._ //\\\ ///\\ ||. .\\ //. .|\/\_=_// //\_-_/--`'-'`\ /) \/_) `\-| |/\// /_| |_\| |\_/ \\___// /---\ /\) \/_____\ /_______\| | | |_|_| |_|_| jgs (__/__)(__\__) _._ _._ //\\\ ///\\ |. . ) ( . .| \_=_/ \_-_/--' `\ /_) `\-| | \ /_| |_\| |_| \\___// |---|/ | | | | | | | | | | | |_|_| |_|_| jgs (__/__)(__\__) -=[ little girl praying ]=- 4/98 _..._ .~ `~. / } \ _.'`~~/ {_,} -( ,'-,___.' .-. / |_ /| __| |__ / ` |_/ [__ __] / \ / | | / '--;_ | | _\ `\ | | / |`-.___. / | | ^^^jgs^^^`--`------'`--`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ praying child ]=- _..._ .~` ~. { \ \~~`'._ / )- {,_} '.___,-', |\ _| \ \_| ` \ \ / \ _;--' \ /` /_ \ .___.-'| \ ^^^jgs^^^^^^^^`--`'------`--`^^^^^^^ -=[ sweet dreams ]=- 12/98 .::""-, .::""-. /:: \ /:: \ |:: | _..--""""--.._ |:: | '\:.__ / .' '. \:.__ / ||____|.' _..---"````'---. '.||____| ||:. |_.' `'.||:. | ||:.-'` .-----. ';:. | ||/ .' '. \. | || / '-. '. \\ |. | ||:. _| ' \_\_\\/( \ | ||:.\_.-' ) || m `\.--._.-""-; ||:.(_ . '\ __'// m ^_/ / '. _.`. ||:. \__^/` _)```'-...' _ .-'.' '-. ||:..-'__ .' '. . ' '. `'. ||:(_.' .`' _. '`'-. '. . ''-._ ||:. : '. .' '. . ' ' '.` '._ ||:. : '. .' .::""-: .''. ' . . ' ':::""-. ||:. .' ..' . /:: \ '. . '. /:: \ ||:.' '. .' '. |:: | _.:---""---.._' |:: | ||. .: '\:.__ / .' -. .- '. \:.__ / ||: : '. . ||____|_.' .--. .--. '._||____| ||:'.___: '. .' ||:. | ( \/ ) ||:. | ||:___| \ '. : ||:. | '-. .-' ||:. | [[____] '. '.-._||:. | __ '..' __ ||:. | '. : ||:. | (__\ (\/) /__) ||:. | '. : ||:. | ` \/ ` ||:. | '-: ||:. | () ||:. | '._||:. |________________________||:. | jgs ||:___|'-.-'-.-'-.-'-.-'-.-'-.-||:___| [[____] [[____] * girl on tree swing * 11/96 | . | "-._ || : '. `~~`~88`~~^`~~`~^88~^`~~`~~`~^~`. `> ' . 88' ". _ '-"88` . ` ' . | .' ,'~^~8^~^`^~~^`^~8`~~~^~~~^~`; ' .-' 8 8 \ ` : ` 8 8 | : | 8 8 || ' 8 8 | | : 8 8 `| . ' 8 8 | .' | 8 \ 8 | . \ 8 8 || : 8\, ___ ,/8 | \ 8 \\//"\\// 8 `| | .' 8 \('_')/ 8 | .' (8'---`-'---'8) | | ' " 8`"-. .-"`8 | : | 8###|===\###8 | .' jgs #####\ \ \### | \ \ \ | | : ' \()() | | . | ' " -'-"_'"-'_"'-_'"-_''_"-"-_"-\ \/' ' "-_ --"-"_'"-_""-_'"--"'_-"-'\\/.\\' / /". "'"-"-'_-"_-"-_"-"'_'-"-"_``"-`"_`'""-`''""' * girl on swing * 11/96 8 8 8 \ 8 \ 8 8 8\, ___ ,/8 \ 8 \\//"\\// 8 8 \('_')/ 8 (8'---`-'---'8) 8`"-. .-"`8 8###|===\###8 jgs #####\ \ \### \ \ \ \()() -=[ girl's face ]=- 4/97 _____ ."` `". __ / \ __ / & /"""""\ & \ / /\ /` 9 9 `\ /\ \ | | /` ^ `\ | | jgs / / \ '-' / \ \ /.-' `-._____.-` `-.\ -=[ face ]=- 4/97 ,@@@@@@, ,@@@@@""@@, @@@@@ 6.6\@ @@@C _-_)@ '@@@) (@@' -=[ First Communion ]=- 4/97 .:.:.:. / .***. \ | / ,,, \ | | \/6.6\/ | | ( _ ) | / /`"""`\ \ .:.:( (/|\) ):.:. ':'/':_A_:'\':' / \ / \ jgs / \ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. ':':':':':':':':':' .:.:.:. / .***. \ | / ,,, \ | | \/6.6\/ | | ( _ ) | / /`"""`\ \ .:.:( (/|\) ):.:. ':'/':_A_:'\':' / \ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:. ':':':':':':':':' jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ flower girl ]=- 4/97 _ _ / )%.===.%( \ | // ,,, \\ | \/ \/o.o\/ \/ /\ ( _ ) /\ ^^ /`"""`\ ^^ ( (_@_) ) /'-.Y.-'\ / | \ /___________\ jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ flower girl #2 ]=- 4/97 _____ ."` `". __ / \ __ / & /"""""\ & \ / /\ /` 9 9 `\ /\ \ | | /` ^ `\ | | / / \ '-' / \ \ /.-' `-._____.-` `-.\ _\\ //_ /' `~|\\/|~` `\ / , | \ | , \ / /| \__)/ |\ \ \ `-._ ~Y~__.-' / `-.__/```).-\_.-' / `~~|/`~` \ / -. | \ jgs / \| \ / | \ / . . . . . . . . . \ `"`"`"`"|"|"|"`"`"`"` | | | | | | |~|~| |-|-| /`/`/J `~`~` -=[ little girl ]=- 7/97 ___ /`_I_`\ (//o o\\) ()\_-_/() ()_/_\_() ():::::() //^|:::|^\\ \\/ ~~~ \// /_______\ || || || || .-'| |'-. jgs `""` `""` -=[ young girl ]=- 9/00 .-""". ///. | )- \__/ \_ / .-)_;-. / \ /_/| |\_\ \ \|___|/ / )|\ /|\ | | |_____| | | | |-|-| \ | / jgs /-T-\ (_/ \_) -=[ little girl with peace sign ]=- 7/97 ___ \/ /`_I_`\ (c (//o o\\) \\ ()\_-_/() \\_()_/_\_() '-():::::() ^^|:::|^\\ / ~~~ \// /_______\ || || || || .-'| |'-. jgs `""` `""` ___ \/ /`_I_`\ (c (//o o\\) \\ ()\_-_/() \\_()_/_\_() '-():::::() ^^|:::|^\\ |~~~| // |@@@| |***| |%%%| ===== .-'| |'-. jgs/EAS `""` `""` -=[ girl ]=- 3/98 _.---._ .' / '. / _/ \ / .-'` '. \ .' | ^ _ ^ | '. .' \ _ / \ / '.___.' '. | _.' '._ \ | .' `"---"` '. | \ | | / \ | | | | / \ | :--"""--: | /` ) | | | | ( / \.'-.....-'./ \ / .' / ;|:| \ '. | .-._ \_.-' .' / ' . : '. '. / | \``` .' ; \ `: \ \ ' '. .--'\ | ' ' . `-._ /`;--' /_.' . `-. | `--` / \ \ \ .' ' '-. | \ ' ' __\ | '. . _.-' `) / '-._ _.-' `| .-` _.' `'--....____.--'| (` _.-' jgs / | | \ `"` \__/ \__/ -=[ girl with hands ]=- 3/98 _.---._ .' / '. / _/ \ / .-'` '. \ .' | ^ _ ^ | '. .' \ _ / \ / '.___.' '. | _.' '._ \ | .' `"---"` '. | \ | | / \ | , , | / \ | |_....._| | /` ) | | | | ( / \ \-.....-/ / \ / .'\ \__ __/ /'. | .-._ \_.-' . \/__\__\/'. '. / | \``` .' ; \ `: \ \ ' '. .--'\ | ' ' . `-._ /`;--' /_.' . `-. | `--` / \ \ \ .' ' '-. | \ ' ' __\ | '. . _.-' `) / '-._ _.-' `| .-` _.' `'--....____.--'| (` _.-' jgs / | | \ `"` \__/ \__/ -=[ girl holding puppy ]=- 8/97 .--..-""""-..--. ///`/////////\`\\\ ||/ |///""\\\| \|| ## ( 6. 6 ) ## /_\ \ _. / /_\ _`) (`_ /` '--' `\ / _,,_ \ / /` `\ \ /\_/ / 6 6\ \_/\ \ \/\ Y /\/ / \ \/ `'U` \/ / \( \ / )/ |\_/ \_/| / ____ \ \ ( || ) / (__)||(__) | || | |__||__| jgs |==||==| /~`//~`/ / // / `""` `"` -=[ girl holding frog ]=- 8/97 .--..-""""-..--. ///`/////////\`\\\ ||/ |///""\\\| \|| ## ( 6. 6 ) ## /_\ \ _. / /_\ _`) (`_ /` '--' `\ | _ _ | /\_/(.)(.)\_/\ ( / / \ \ ) \ \/\ -- /\/ / \__)`''`(__/ |\u u/| |/ /\ \| / .' '. \ \ ( || ) / / |_||_| \ / | || | \ '-'-|` || `|-'-' jgs |==||==| /~`//~`/ / // / `""` `"` -=[ man/boy with dog ]=- tweak 7/00 .-""""-. / / \ |.--'"`\_| ( '/ ' ) \ - / _`) (`_ /` '--' `\ / _,,_ \ / /` `\ \ /\_/ / 6 6\ \_/\ \ \/\ Y /\/ / \ \/ `'U` \/ / \( \ / )/ |\_/ \_/| / ____ \ \ ( || ) / (__)||(__) | || | | || | jgs |__||__| / |/ | / // / `""` `"` -=[ girl w/ bunny rabbit ]=- 5/99 ____ .' `". / | \ | \__.-, (_, \ /` 9 `\ / ,_ )| 9 . |` \'. '.\ ,_/ / _\ \.--.'.___.' `'. .-' _` a \.--, .' | `""` \ a K ; ,-'\ _.;_ '.__,. (__.'`-._ ) (_/\ '-. /_ ;-._)-._/ _) / `` \ '-._______.-' |_ |_ | | | | |__|__/ jgs .-"'-'|--| '.___,_|""| \__/ -=[ 90's girl ]=- 1/99 _..._ .'`_{@},`'. / .' *{@}. \ |/ \| ||_._._._._|| | |=(. .)=| | ) | ^ | ( _ /\_/ \ '-' / \_| \ | .-`'---'`-. \` | \ |===========| / / '/ \|=======|/\/ / /\|\___/ / |======/ \ / \__.____/ /-o---'\ `` , .-'/ /..--'| ; ( .--' ; | '. /-.-, \ '. / | \ \ ;. ; | < jgs | \'._ / \ / / / \ ` `'-' '-._____.' /___..-| \___/\_/ -=[ girl in arm sling ]=- 8/97 _ _ / )%.===.%( \ | // ,,, \\ | \/ \/6.6\/ \/ /\ ( _ ) /\ ^^ .;---;. ^^ / ( / \ /._ \/_ \/\ \____\_) \ \ / \_) / \ /. . . . . . .\ `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` _|_|_|_ jgs (___|___) -=[ kids in coats ]=- 1/98 ___ _ _ ."` `"=, {_}:_`'=='` _,=="""=,\ `'--.=" _.====, `| `'_(| ^.^ |)/ )';_'='_/.' _ ~ .'` '.=/(__/` | ~ / / o| \ \_/ ~ /`-,_/ o| |-' `(`___ o/__/ _`\ \`""` \ __ || `'.'._ /-"// || ,/`-.`./ // jgs `\\_/ `'-.// ,_ {` `}__ `;"` `"=, / _.-'`\ ; _.'` _.;` ;'` _.:_^} .'=_._\___.-|`|| || _ _`-.=||_||_||_||_|/` | .=`-`/ \\_/ /`-..-' ~~ |/ \_/` / __\ \ '-./ __, {{o '.'. //" // {{ \/`.`.// // jgs `\\_/ `'; o// `"` `"` -=[ winter lass and lad ]=- 12/98 __() .' \ _/____( (_____ \ S|a a S\/ SS\_-__SSS____, SS{____SSS_.__/ // o \ / | o \ \ /\_|_o____\_/| '-`/ \ \/ / \ `-.______.-' | | | jgs |-|-| .-` / \ '---\_/ {}__ / '. )____\_ / _____) \.S e e|S_ ,____SSS__-_/SS| \__._SSS____}SS/ / o \ / / / o |/ |\_/____o_| \/ / \ / \ '-._____.-` | | | |-|-| jgs / \ '-. \_/---' __() .' \ _/____( (_____ \ _ |a a `\/ |/\\_-___/_____, \ {_____:__.__/ \ / o \ \| o \ \ |_o____\_/| | | \/ \ / / / /` / /`\ / /\.'| .-`-.//__/ jgs \___/ __() .' \ _/____( (_____ \ |a a `\/ \_-___/_____, {_____:__.__/ // o \ / | o \ \ /\_|_o____\_/| \/ | | \/ \ / / / /` / /`\ / /\.'| .-`-.//__/ jgs \___/ __() {}__ .' \ / '. _/____( )____\_ (_____ \ / _____) _ |a a `\/ \.S e e|S |/\\_-___/_____, ,____SSS__-_/SS \ {_____:__.__/ \__._SSS____}SS \ / o \ / o \\ \| o \ \ / / o | \ |_o____\_/| |\_/____o_|_/\ | | \/ \/ / \`-' \ / / / \ / /` '-._____.-` / /`\ | | | / /\.'| jgs |-|-| .-`-.//__/ / \ '-. \___/ \_/---' -=[ kid w/snowball ]=- 11/00 _o_ .-'---'-. /_......_ \ |/ e.e \ | \\ ._. |/ ( '-.__.-' `| .'`-_ _/ `\ / / `)-.;_ | \___\_/ / \ / / '...\__./`\ `-.,__/\____..-' | _ | |___|___| jgs / T \ '---'---' -=[ little boys ]=- 4/97 .-""""-. ////||\\\\ |/ \| ( @ @ ) | C | \ == / `|--|` .--`\__/`--. / \ / , , \ /`-./| |\.-'\ / /` | | `\ \ / /` | | `\ \ / / | | \ \ (/ | | | | \) |_/ |______| \_| | | |__|___| | | | | | | ( ( | | | | jgs |==|==| __| _|__| ( ( ) `^^^`^^^^ .-""""-. ////||\\\\ |/ \| ( @ @ ) : C : \ == / `|--|` .--`\__/`--. / \ / , , \ /`-./| |\.-'\ / /` | | `\ \ / / | | \ \ (/ | |______| | \) |_/ | | \_| |__|___/ | | | | | | ( ( | jgs | | | |==|==| __| _|__| ( ( ) `^^^`^^^^ -=[ boy ]=- tweak 9/00 .===. / _/\ \ \/e.e\/ _ ( _ ) / \ _)---(_ \ | / `~` \ /`/ /\/ \/\ / / /| |\_/ \ \\_____/ \ \, L | \_| | | | _|_ | | | | jgs |__|__| (___|___) -=[ drummer boy ]=- 12/98 _ /_) _.-===-._ / .; `_-.'- .'. _ __ _/ /.'\ ._ '. , \ (_\ /\_( \ |.`.-._'- . '| \ |_) / |/` `'--'`\| _\__ \_)_| /` ._. ._. `\ / )(_\ )/ ( \_ _ _/ \' (_| / / \ / _) (_/ | `',_ _'._'---'_.'_ _,.' | \ \ / \ \ `"""` / / / / \ \_.' \ \ / / | .' `--., \ \ / / _;-'` `| \ \ / / | .;--""```````""--;. /( )\ \_`'-------------'`_/ | `';-----;-----;'` | | / : \ / : \ / : \ | |V.','.V.','.V.','.V| \`./_\.;./_\.;./_\.`/ ';..___________..;' jgs | _ | ; | ; \ | / ', _ _ | __ _,' /o____|____o\ |::::|::::| |::::|::::| \:::|:::/ ,`-' Y '-`, / / \ \ (___.' '.___) _ /_) _.-===-._ / .; `_-.'- .'. _ __ _/ /.'\ ._ '. , \ (_\ /\_( \ |.`.-._'- . '| \ |\_) / |/` `'--'`\| _\__ \_)_| /` ._. ._. `\ / )(_\ )/ ( \_ _ _/ \' (_| / / \ / _) (_/ | `',_ _'._'---'_.'_ _,.' | \ \ / \ \ `"""` / / / / \ \_.' \ \ / / | .' `--., \ \ / / _;-' `| \ \ / / | .;--""```````""--;. /( )\ \_`'-------------'`_/ | `';-----;-----;'` | | : : : | | .' '. .' '. .' '. | \`.___.;.___.;.___.`/ ';..___________..;' jgs | _ | ; | ; \ | / ', _ _ | __ _,' /o____|____o\ |::::|::::| |::::|::::| \:::|:::/ ,`-' Y '-`, / / \ \ (___.' '.___) -=[ boy w/ lunchbox ]=- 6/00 _,.---,_ ,-" '. / \ | , | | / '-..____.; \_ | /a/a( (` _) `\ ,__. / `;-.___.' _.| | .' `-._\-. / .--. `\ / '_ ))). | jgs \_ /_//__\\_ | |.------.| || || ||______|| '--------' -=[ drummer ]=- ,;;;, ;;;;;;; .-'`\ '/_ .' \ ("`(_) _ / `-,.'\ \_/--(_) \ \/\ `--`____________ \ \ \ I I I I / /| | `. ,' /_/ |_| `-..__..-' jgs ( _\ ( _\ // || \\PG -=[ little girl ]=- 5/97 .===. / ,,, \ ( /6.6\ ) )( _ )( (_/;---;\_) / "=" \ ( (_.@._) ) /'._\|/_.'\ /. . . . . .\ `"`"|"|"|"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ little girl ]=- tweak 8/00 ssSSss SSS`SSSS S|e e SSS SS\_-__SSS SS.-\_/SSS / \ /\/| |\/\ / / |__,|/ / /|| / /|| / \ `-._____.-' | | | jgs |-|-| .-` / \ '---\_/ -=[ girl w/teddy bear ]=- 5/97 _ _ / )%.===.%( \ | // ,,, \\ | \/ \/6.6\/ \/ /\ ( _ ) /\ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ / /o o\ \ (._\ Y /_.) (O_`&`_O) / / \ \ / ()/^\() \ /. . . . . . .\ `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ little boy ]=- 5/97 .===. / _/\ \ \/6.6\/ ( _ ) _)---(_ / `~` \ /\/ \/\ \ | | / \|_____|/ | L | |__|__| | | | |_|_| jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ Peter ]=- 11/97 _.._ .'/'._`'. /.' '-.\ ( 0 0 ) \ ^ / '.'---'.' jgs `) (` .--'._.'--. / \ / /| |\ \ / / | | \ \ (\_/ |_____| \_/) ` | | ` | | | | | | | | | | | | _|__|__|_ (____|____) -=[ boy in baseball outfit ]=- 5//97 .---. /_____\__ `\/6.6\/--` ( _ ) ,'---', / _ \ /\/ (_) \/\ \ | (_) | / \| |/ |_____| | | | | | | \__|__/ |_|_| jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) .---. /_____\__ ((/6.6\))-` )( _ )( ((,'---',)) / \ /\/ |_| \/\ \ | | | / \| |/ |_____| | | | \__|__/ |_|_| jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ boy face ]=- 6/99 _.-"""-. ." \ `". / .-"---._ \ |_/ _ _ `\_| / | o o | \ \/ 7 \/ \ .___. / '._ _ _.' jgs ) ( -=[ boy with rootbeer ]=- .===. / _/\ \ \/6.6\/ ( _ ) _.::. _)---(_ ((|||' / `~` \ /`||| /\/ \/\ /`"` \ | |\_/ \\_____/ | L | | | | | _|_ | | | | jgs |__|__| (___|___) -=[ Mom's Little Angels ]=- 5/97 _ _ / )%.===.%( \ | // ,,, \\ | \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) / /o o\ \ )( _ )( (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) .===. _ _ / _/\ \ / )%.===.%( \ \/6.6\/ | // ,,, \\ | ( _ ) \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. _)---(_ /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ / `~` \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) /\/ \/\ / /o o\ \ )( _ )( \ | | / (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) \|_____|/ (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ | L | / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) |__|__| / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ | | | /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ |_|_| `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) .---. /_____\__ .===. _ _ `\/6.6\/--` / _/\ \ / )%.===.%( \ ( _ ) \/6.6\/ | // ,,, \\ | ,'---', ( _ ) \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. / _ \ _)---(_ /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ /\/ (_) \/\ / `~` \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) \ | (_) | / /\/ \/\ / /o o\ \ )( _ )( \| |/ \ | | / (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) |_____| \|_____|/ (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ | | | | L | / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) | | | |__|__| / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ \__|__/ | | | /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ |_|_| |_|_| `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) .---. /_____\__ .===. _ _ `\/6.6\/--` / _/\ \ / )%.===.%( \ ( _ ) \/6.6\/ | // ,,, \\ | ,'---', ( _ ) \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. / _ \ _)---(_ /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ /\/ (_) \/\ / `~` \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) .=@=. \ | (_) | / /\/ \/\ / /o o\ \ )( _ )( / \ \| |/ \ | | / (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) \ 6.6 / |_____| \|_____|/ (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ ( _ ) | | | | L | / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) .-'---'-. | | | |__|__| / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ / . . \ \__|__/ | | | /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ _/ /| . |\ \_ |_|_| |_|_| `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"`(__/{`"==="`}\__) jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ /\_ _/\ (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) _| /`"`\ |_ ( \ / \ / ) \_/ \_/ -=[ girls ]=- tweak 10/00 _ _ / )%.===.%( \ | // ,,, \\ | \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) / /o o\ \ )( _ )( (._\ Y /_.) (__.---.__) (O_`&`_O) / _ \ / \ ( (_(")_) ) ()/^\() '(_ _).' | | | (/\)| | | | |-|-| jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) -=[ little girl ]=- _._ ///\\ //. .|\ //\_-_/\\ \/`'-'`\/ /_| |_\ \\___// /\) (/\ /_______\ |_|_| jgs (__/__) The Stark Kids- Mother's Day '97 .===. / ,,, \ .===. ( /6.6\ ) ////\\\ .===. )( _ )( ((/6.6\)) /_____\__ .===. ( ,'---', ) )( _ )( `\/6.6\/--` ////\\\ / (\-/) \ ((()---())) ( _ ) \/6.6\/ /\ /o o\ /\ )))`@`((( ,'---', ( _ ) | _\ Y /_ | /\/ \/\ / _ \ ,'---', \(_ `~` _)/ \ | | / /_/ (_) \_\ / \ / / \ \ \| |/ \ | (_) | / /_/ \_\ / ()/^\() \ |_____| \|_____|/ \| |/ /. . . . . .\ |__|__| | | | (|_____|) `"`"|`|`|"`"` | | | | | | |__|__| |_|_| |_|_| \__|__/ |_|_| jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) MAUREEN MOLLY IAN PETER -=[ young couple ]=- 9/00 .---. ."""-. // \ \ | .\\\ )' )_| \__/ -( \__ / \ _/ .-;___;-. .-;_(-. / \ / \ /-/| |\-\ /_/| |\_\ \ \| |/ / \ \|___|/ / \ \_____/ / )/\ /|\ /|\ |\\ | | | | | |_____| | | | | | | |_ | _| |-|-| | | | \ | / | | | jgs /-T-\ |__|__| (_/ \_) (_/ \_) -=[ family ]=- 10/97 O ~O <|\ /|\ | ~o/ | \o ~o/ _o |\ /| |\ |\ /| |\ jgs / | / \ |// > / \ / > ~O /|\ ~o/ | \o ~o/ _o /| |\ |\ /| |\ jgs / \ |// > / \ / > -=[ praying for Hong Kong ]=- 7/97 ,;;;, ////\\\ ///^ ^\\\ ( = ) `) (` .'~~~'. / /|\ \ / (_|_) \ \ `-'|'-` / \__/ \__/ | | | | | | | | jgs \_/ \_/ ,;;;, ////\\\ ///_ _\\\ ( _ ) `) (` .'~~~'. / /|\ \ / (_|_) \ \ `-'|'-` / \__/ \__/ | | | | | | | | jgs \_/ \_/ -=[ brothers ]=- 7/97 ,;;;, ;;/'\;; .;;;. ( ^.^ ) ////\\\ \_-_/ ( '.' ) .--'-'--. \_-_/ / \ .-"-. / /| |\ \ / \ \ \| |/ ///| |\\ \ |_____| / \\| |// (| |) \|___|/ | T | | | | | | | T | | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs _[__|__]_ _[_|_]_ (____|____) (___|___) -=[ little boys ]=- 8/00 _._ /\\\\ |. .| \_-_/ /` `\ /_| |_\ \_\___/_/ | | | | | |_|_| jgs (__/__) _._ _._ //\\\ ///\\ |. . ) ( . .| \_=_/ \_-_/--' `\ /_) `\-| | \ /_| |_\| |_| \\___// |---|/ | | | | | | | | | | | |_|_| |_|_| jgs (__/__)(__\__) -=[ sisters ]=- 7/99 God made us sisters, Hearts made us friends. .--. /`\| / .;;.;;;;. '-.""""-./;;;;;;;;;\ / / \ \;;;;;;;;;;| / | \;;-;;;;;/`\ .' / | \ '| \()| ;. __'._/ | \__.\ _/;;`--/ } / '.-'`"""`'-._ \;;;-'\.' \ __\'-.__-' /`-' _.' \ ;\-_- //`''-'-._.-' | __|_'---'`-..______,.____.../__ |_.._.._.._.._.._.._.._.._.._.._| __| || || || || || || || || || || | |\ | || || || || || || || || || || | \\ | || || || || || || || || || || | |\\|_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_| ||\|.---..---.--.---.--..--.---..-.| || ||jgs \ / / | || | || || || || \/_ / _|==||==| || || || | |`\ ( `-| '-| || || \ _\_/ '.__/\__/ || -=[ boy with cigar and beer ]=- 8/97 .===. / _/\ \ \/6 6\/ ( ( _ ) ) _)---(_ _ ( / `~` \ /#### /\/_ \/\/ / \ |~| |\__/ \3_| | |_____| |__|__| | | | |_|_| jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ little boys at the potty ]=- 1/98 .----------------. ;----------------; .===. | ~~ .------. | .===. / _/\ \ | / \ | ////\\\ \/6.6\/ | / \ | \ 9.9\/ ( _ ) | | | | ( _ ) _)---(_ | \ , , / | _)---(_ / `~` \ '---,########,---' / `---` \ /\/ \/\ /##' '##\ /\/ \/\ \ \ / / |##, ,##| \ \ / / \ \___/ / \'######'/ \ \___/ / \_\U/_/ \`""""`/ \_\u/_/ |__|__| |`""`| | | | |_|_| .-| |-. | | | _|_|_|_ jgs / ' ' \ |__|__| (___|___) '----------' (___|___) -=[ sleeping boy ]=- 6/98 z z Z .--. Z Z / _(c\ .-. __ | / / '-; \'-'` `\______ \_\/'/ __/ ) / ) | \--, | \`""`__-/ .'--/ /--------\ \ \\` ///-\/ / /---;-. '-' jgs (________\ \ '-' z z Z .--. __ .-. Z /c)_ \ ______/` `'-'/ ;-' \ \ | ,--/ | ( \ \ (__ \'\/_/ / /--------\ \--'. \-__`""`/ | '-' .-;---\ \ \/-\\\ `// jgs / /________) '-' -=[ hiding in a corner ]=- 10/00 , /`|`\ /` | `\ /` _.;;;._ `\ /` //;;;;;\\ `\ /` | \;;;;;/ | `\ | \ \;;;/ / | | | `"` | | | | | | | \ ___ / | | | | | | | | | | | | _|_ | | | | | | | | /|__|__|\ | j /` (_)_) `\ | g /` `\ | s/` `\| -=[ playpen ]=- 9/00 _____________________ /\ __ __ __ __ ) / /|| || || || |/ /| / / ||--||oO||oo||Oo/ /|| /_/__IL__IL__IL__IL_/ /||| ( __ __ __ __ __ )/|||| || || || || || ||||||| ||--||oO||oo||Oo||--||||||| || /|| || || || ||||/|| ||/ || || || || |||//() ||__||__||__||__||__||// jgs ||__________________||/ || || () () -=[ Love Story ]=- 3/97 boy meets girl... /:""| .@@@@@, |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, C` _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ || |.| / | || || |.| \ | || || |.| \| || :| |=: |_|\ ||_|,| |_| \ \)))|| ((( | | || |____| | || |____| > )) | || | || | || | || | || |_||__ /~)) jgs (____)) /_/YY boy and girl fall in love... /:""| .@@@@@, (\/) |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, \/ C` _)aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ || |.| / | || (\/) || |.| \ | || \/ || |.| \| || :| |=: |_|\ ||_|,| |_| \ \)))|| ((( | (\/) | || |____| \/ | || |____| > )) | || | || | || | || | || |_||__ /~)) jgs (____)) /_/YY boy and girl "tie the knot..." /:""| .****, (\/) |:`66|_ @@@@@\ `, \/ C` _)aa`@@@\ \ \ ._| (_ ?@@| \ )_/ =' @@@@| | /`\8\ \(```/ | || |8| /^^\ | / || |8| /\::/|| | || |8| \ | ||| \ || |~| \| ||| \ :| |=: |:|\\.:.:.::. ||_|,| |:| \ ':':':` \)))|| ((( | | :|| | | (\/) | :|| | | \/ ) :|| | \ | :|| | `\ | :|| |:.:. `~-._ |_:||_ /~))\ `~~-._ jgs (_,__)) /_/YY `':':':':':':` boy and girl are soon to become parents... (boy goes off to work) /:""| .@@@@@, |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, C` _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ || |#| / | || || |#| \ | || || |#| / | || :| |=: / |_|\ ||_|,| | |_| \ \)))|| \ ((( | |~~~`-`~~~| `\ | | | |____| |_________| | || |_________| | || | || | || |_||__ /~)) jgs (____)) /_/YY boy and girl and baby make three... and another on the way... (boy loses hair, girl gains fuzzy slippers) /:""| .@@@@@, |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, C _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ ."~~~~~". || |#| / | || | (>o<) | || |#| \ | || | /a a\ | A || |#| / | || _|_\ O /_|_|~| :| |=: / | |\ 8)___`"`___(|_| ||_|,| | |_| \ |~~~~~~~~~| \)))|| | ((( | \_________/ |~~~`-`~~~| `~\~~~~~~| |/ /_\ \| | | `\ / ()/___\() |_________| ( || ||~~~~~|| |_________| | || || || | || | || || || |_||__ __|_|| ||_____|| jgs (____)) (:;:;)) ||-----|| boy and girl and their 2.4 children... (boy loses more hair- still working girl still in fuzzy slippers) /:""| .@@@@@, |: 66|_ @@@@@@@@, C _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ ."~~~~~". || |#| / | || | .:. | || |#| \ | || A | /6 6\ | || |#| / | || |~|_|_\ e /_|_ .@@@@, :| |=: / | |\ |_|)___`"`___(8 aa`@@@, ||_|,| | |_| \ |~~~~~~~~~| = `@@@ \)))|| | ((( | \_________/ )_/`@' |~~~`-`~~~| `~\~~~~~~| |/ /_\ \| / || @ | | `\ / ()/___\() | || @ |_________| ( || ||~~~~~|| /~|| "` |_________| | || || || /__W_\ | || | || || || ||| |_||__ __|_|| ||_____|| _||| jgs (____)) (:;:;)) ||-----|| ((___) boy and girl and their growing family... (boy loses more hair, gains paunch, still working girl becomes more "shapely") /:`"| .@@@@@, |: 66|_ @@@@@@@@, C _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` .@@@@@, || |Y| //`\ ."~~~~~". aa`@@@@, || |#| / | || | .@. | (_ ?@@@@ || |#\ \ | || | /e e\ | A = @@@@" || | #| | | || 0 0_|_\ - /_|_|~| )_@@@" |"":\ :| |==: | | |\ ("))___`"`___(|_| /. |@@ 66 `:| ||_|,/ | |_| \ `( )|~~~~~~~~~| ((| | (_ / \)))|| | ((( | '^'\_________/ || | -_( |~~~`-`~~~| \~~~~~~| |/ /_\ \| ||_| / || | | \ / ()/___\() | W) | || |_________| (( | ||~~~~~|| || | |_|| |_________| || | || || || | | W| | || || | || || || | || | |_||__ ||__| ||_____|| _||_| _||_| jgs (____)) ((____) ||-----|| ((___) ((___) boy and girl have grown children and have earned that "middle-age spread" (boy loses even more hair, gains more weight, still working girls gets even more "shapelier"... and they're still in love!) |":::\ /```| .@@@@@, ,,,, 66 :::| |` 66|_ @@@@@@@@, @@@@@@, (_ ':D C _) aa`@@@@@@ aa @@@@, |_, / (\/) \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ (_ ?@@@@ \__( \/ ) / =' @@@@" =' @@@@" //`\\ @@@@, /`\\ \_(``` ) @@@" | | || ee "@@ /| |Y| /``\ /-'@@@, | |_|| (_ `D | | |#| / | || / / \@@@ | | || |_ / | | | #\ \ | || \ | |@@@ | | || \_( | | | #| / | || || |@@" |-| |< / \ :=| |===: / | | \ || |@" ||(((| | || | |_|, / | |_| \ ||=|\ ||_:_/ | || \)))|| | ((( | |((( \ || | | || |~~~`-`~~~| \~~~~~~~| |____/ || | |_|| | | \ / || / (( | | `W |_________| (( | (( | || | || | |_________| || | || | || | || | | || || | || | ||=| || | |_||__ ||__| //^) __||_| _||_| jgs (____)) ((____) ((_/Y ((_____) ((____) boy and girl alone again... 8 8 8 /```| .@@@@@, 8 8 | 66|_ @@@@@@@@, 8 (\/) 8 C _) aa`@@@@@@ 8 \/ 8(\/) \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ 8 |8:\/:~:~) /:~:~: =' @@@@~:~:8 |8::::::/\\/`\;_:::\ (__:::::8 |8:::::| \ '\___/``\\// `\)::8 |8::::|| | '|::/ / ^^ \ \::8 |8::::|| | ' \:| \__/\__/ |::8 |8o:::|\ \ ' |:\_\ /_/:::8o |"8o:::=\ \===::/`\`%%`/'\:::"8o |\"8o~| \_\ \| `""` |:~:\8o \ \"8o\ ))) \ \:::"8o \ \"8o:`. \ \ \:::"8o \|~~~~~| -|| -|mmmmmmmmmmmm~~~~| `~~~~~| || |~~| |~| |~~~~~` jgs | || | |__| |__| | || | \ | \ | |__||__| (~~^\(~~^\ ( \ \ `-._)`-._) `-._)-._) ... and they live happily ever after! -=[ Mother's Day poem ]=- 5/99 H A P P Y M O T H E R' S D A Y 1 9 9 9 ____ |\ /| .' `". | Y | is for the million things she gave me, / | \ ___ | \__.-, (_, / \ \ /` 9 `\ / \___/ means only that she is growing old, ,_ )| 9 . |` _____ \'. '.\ ,_/ / | _\ \.--.'.___.' `'. | is for the tears she shed to save me, .-' _` a \.--, .' | `""` \ a K ; ,-'\ _.;_ |___| '.__,. (__.'`-._ ) | | is for her heart of purest gold; (_/\ '-. /_ ___ ;-._)-._/ _) |__ / `` \ |___ is for her eyes, with love-light shining, '-._______.-' ___ |_ |_ | |___) | | | | \ means right, and right she'll always be, |__;__/ .-"'-'|--\ Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER", '.___,_|""| A word that means the world to me. jgs \__/ -Howard Johnson -=[ Little Boy Blue ]=- 8/98 a compilation by Donovan, Ojo, Veronica Karlsson, Sarah K, and myself: _ _ _ _ _ ___ ___ _ | | <_> _| |_ _| |_ | | ___ | . > ___ _ _ | . >| | _ _ ___ | |_ | | | | | | | |/ ._> | . \/ . \| | | | . \| || | |/ ._> |___||_| |_| |_| |_|\___. |___/\___/`_. | |___/|_|`___|\___. ############################################<___'###################### # _____________.-. # # ,+'`` _______)____ ) ) # # .y' .-'``'-. `-' # # // .`-""-._ `. 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'.___.' \_/ \_/ | |/ / | / / | \ / '--'` -=[ trousers ]=- 10/98 _____________ [_I_I[L]=_I_I_] / | : \ | /| \ | | | '- | | \ | /^\ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \ | | | | / / -|-| |-|- \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |__|_| |_|__| jgs [____] [____] -=[ underpants ]=- 7/97 .--------------. \-. .-/ \ \ / / jgs \ \ / / `-'--'-` -=[ underwear ]=- 5/98 .,.,.,.,.,.,. 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(' `. ) | | ` . ` | | | | | | | | jgs| | `-.___.-' -=[ spray ]=- 4/97 ` ~ `-. .---. . ~= -o | ~` |___| .' _____|_____ | | |~~~~~~~~~~~| | | | c---c | | /o o\ | | (= T =) | | '-W-' | | | | | | | | | |~~~~~~~~~~~| jgs`-=========-` -=[ spray ]=- 3/00 .---; ~ | () ~ - |___| ~ - ~ .-''"H"''-. |'-------'| | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs | | '._______.' .---; ~ | () ~ - |___| ~ - ~ .-''"H"''-. |'-------'| | ::::. | | ::.:' | | ::':: | | | | ::::: | | ::... | | ::... | | | | ::::, | | :: :: | jgs | ::::' | '._______.' -=[ watch ]=- 8/97 .-I---------.="=.------------. <==I ( > ) - - - - > jgs '-I---------'=,='------------' -=[ watch ]=- 11/97 (() ()) (() ()) (() ()) (() ()) (() .+. _.-//_\\-._ .'.-' XII '-.'. /`.'* *'.`\ / /* / *\ \ | ; _/ ; | | |IX (_) III| | | ; \ ; | \ \* \ */ / \ '.* \ *.'./ jgs '._'-.__VI_.-'_.' '-.,___,.-' -=[ alarm clock ]=- 7/98 .-.-. (( (__I__) )) .'_....._'. / / .12 . \ \ | | ' | ' | | | | 9 / 3 | | \ \ '.6.' / / '.`-...-'.' jgs /'-- --'\ `"""""""""` -=[ alarm clock ]=- 3/00 __ __ (( (__)---(__) )) //. '|' .\\ ||_ | _|| ||. 7 .|| \\ '/. ' // '-:---:-' jgs /_______\ more clocks/watches -=[ toilets ]=- 6/97 _ [_]| | ||.==. |_ ``""`) jgs _) (_ O | /| |_(__\ \ )\ jgs )( /_ """""""""""""" _ .----------/ | / | | / /| | _________ / / | | | .-----. | /___________/ /| | |=| |-| [____________]/ | | |~|_____|~| | ___ | | | '-| |-' | / _) | | | |.....| | |.' | | | | | | | | | |.....| | | | | `--._| | | | | | | | ;________________________ | | |.' ______________________ `. | | /| (______________________) ) |____________|/ \__________________________.' '--||----: `'''' `------------------------`/ || jgs `""";"""-. | || | `. / || | / ().-. | '. .'/` ==(_((X)) ; . . / '-' \ ` /_________ `\ | /_\ /| / `-.___ | / / / _ /_____________| _ / /_ /_/_\___________________/_\__/ /~ )__ |____________________________|/ ~ ) (__~ ~ ~(~~` (_~_ ~ ~_ `) `--~-' '` -=[ toilet ]=- 8/97 .----------------. ;----------------; | ~~ .------. | | / \ | | / \ | | | | | ,----. | \ , , / | =|____|= '---,########,---' (---( /##' '##\ )---) |##, ,##| (---( \'######'/ '---` \`""""`/ |`""`| .-| |-. jgs / ' ' \ '----------' -=[ toilet - seat up ]=- tweak 10/00 .----------------. ;----------------; | ~~ .------. | | /,######,\ | | /##' '##\ | | |## '##| | ,----. | ##, ,## | =|____|= '---,'######',---' (---( / /' '\ \ )---) | \, -- ,/ | (---( \ '--' / '---` \`""""`/ |`""`| .-| |-. jgs / ' ' \ '----------' -=[ toilet ]=- 3/99 _______ | .---.^| ___ |( )| (__() '-:---:-' )--) ((___)) (--( )---( jgs /_____\ -=[ man and toilet ]=- 12/99 _ / `\ ___ \_//'. | | / \ | |.===; | \ '==='| |\ '--. / | \ jgs /____( __| _\ -=[ toilet brush ]=- 2/00 ."". |()| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | >< >#<>#< >#< >#< >#< >#< jgs >#<>#< `""` -=[ toilet paper ]=- 2/00 _....._ ;.__-__.;-._ | | :-.__ .-; | | : : | | | : : | jgs '._____.'-._: : | -.__;.-' -=[ bedpan ]=- 12/00 _____ .'` `'. .' '. / .-"""-. \ ; / .---. \ ; | | / \ | | | | \ | | ; \ / ; \ ) ( / \ / \ / \ \ / / \ '.___.' / jgs `'-----'` -=[ tampon or firecracker?? ]=- 2/00 ,----------------------,__ /\ \ `\__..--"""-. \/ /_,/ `'-- jgs '----------------------' -=[ crap ]=- ) ( , ___)\ (_____) jgs (_______) -=[ cigarette ]=- ) ( _ ___________ ) [_[___________# -=[ cigarette ]=- 4/00 ( ) .------.------------------. |-_- = | # '------'------------------' -=[ cigarette ]=- 8/00 ) ( ____________________ ___ /\ \:::\ \/ /jgs/ `"""""""""""""""""""""""` -=[ cigar ]=- ____________________________________________________ / | | | /#\ | / .-. \ |##| | \ '-' / |##| jgs\___|_|_|__________________________________________\#/ -=[ cigar ]=- 3/00 __________________________________ / || /\ | (()) |: jgs \__||_____________________________\/ more cigars on new baby page -=[ frying pan ]=- 6/97 _____________ ______________ (_,---------.(`______________`) \ / jgs `-------------' -=[ trash can ]=- 9/97 ____.-.____ [___________] (d|||||||||||b) `|||TRASH|||` ||||||||||| ||||||||||| ||||||||||| ||||||||||| jgs `"""""""""` -=[ trash cans ]=- ____.-.____ [___________] ____.-.____ (d|||||||||||b) [___________] `|||TRASH|||` (d|||||||||||b) ||||||||||| `|||TRASH|||` ||||||||||| ||||||||||| ||||||||||| ||||||||||| ||||||||||| ||||||||||| `""""""""" ||||||||||| jgs `"""""""""` -=[ bucket ]=- 5/98 ,.--'`````'--., (\'-.,_____,.-'/) \\-.,_____,.-// ;\\ //| | \\ ___ // | | '-[___]-' | | | | | | | jgs `'-.,_____,.-'' -=[ sink and faucet ]=- 5/98 ___ .' _ '. / /` `\ \ | | [__] | | {{ | | }} _ | | _ {{ ___________<_>_| |_<_>}}________ .=======^=(___)=^={{====. / .----------------}}---. \ / /| {{ |\ \ / / | }} | \ \ ( '=========================' ) jgs '-----------------------------' -=[ broom ]=- 10/97 .-. | | |=| |=| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |=| jgs |=| |_| .=/I\=. ////V\\\\ |#######| ||||||||| ||||||||| ||||||||| ||||||||| ||||||||| -=[ brooms ]=- 9/00 /\ || /\ || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || _()_ || / \ _()_|____\_| / \ \======| |_/____| | | |======| | | | | || | | | |\/\/\/ jgs || || \/\/\/\/ -=[ paint and brush ]=- 10/97 ___ ,--[___]--, / \ |,.--'```'--.,| , |'-.,_____,.-'| || |'-.,_____,.-'| || | | _||_ | P A I N T | ///\\\ | | HHHHHH |'-.,_____,.-'| |||||| jgs `'-.,_____,.-'' |||||| -=[ paintbrush and paint can ]=- 10/00 _ /O\ \ / | | | | | | __.....__ .--' '--. .-" "-. / _______ \ |`'-........-'`| {_________} | | ||||||||||| |`'-........-'`| ||||||||||| | _ _ | ||||||||||| ||_)|\ ||\ | | | ||||||||||| || |-\|| \| | | | | jgs |`'-........-'`| `'-..______..-'` -=[ paint roller ]=- 10/00 .==============. :::::::::::::::|--. '==============' | | .---------' | | |^| | | | | | | jgs |_| -=[ magnifying glass ]=- 10/97 _.-----._ .'.-'''''-.'._ //`.:#:' `\\\ ;; ' ;;'.__.===============, || || __ ) ;; ;;.' '===============' \\ /// jgs ':.._____..:'~ `'-----' -=[ magnifying glass ]=- 5/99 ___ .:---:. _ // # \\_...--'' \ || # |_ | \\ // ```--.._/ jgs ':===:' ``` -=[ lighter ]=- 1/99 _ | | ) | | .( ) |_(,') |o______| | | | || | | || | | || | jgs | || | '-------' -=[ lighter ]=- 1/99 thanks llizard _ | | ) | | .( ) |_(,') |o______| | | | || | | || | | || | | || jgs| '-------' -=[ lighter ]=- 1/99 _ | | ) | | .( ) |_(,') |o______| | Z | | ||I | | ||P | | ||P | jgs | ||O | '-------' -=[ match ]=- 1/00 ` ) (' ( ) //` // // // // // // // jgs -=[ comb ]=- 1/99 |\ | | | | | | | | | | /| || | | | | | | | | | | || ||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|| jgs \_______________________/ -=[ his and hers towels ]=- 9/00 .-----------------. .-----------------. / \ / \ ---|_____________________|-|_____________________|--- ___|/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|_|/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|___ |\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\| |\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\| |"""""""""""""""""""""| |"""""""""""""""""""""| | ____ ____) | | ____ ____) | | (_/ / / | | (_/ / / | | /__/ ' | | /__/ | | / / / /| | | / / /) /-, /| | | (___/ (_/_/_)__, | | (__/ (_(/_/ (_/_)_,| |_____________________| |_____________________| j/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/| |/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/| g\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\| |\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\| s"""""""""""""""""""""| |"""""""""""""""""""""| | | | | ||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||| -=[ bottle of mouthwash ]=- 10/00 ___ | | | | |___| (___) | | _.-' '-._ /' `\ \ / | .---------. | | | _ | | | | (_` | | | | ,_)_ | | | | / ` | | | | _\_, | | | | / \ | | | | \_/_ | | | | |_) | | j | | _| | | g | | |_ | | s | | |_ | | / '---------' \ \_____________/ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/dec11.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/dec11.htm embed(/web/20091028053411oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/rocktree.mid) Midi Controls-- Midi sequenced by Marty Weimer .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. December 11th .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ┃ .==.=. ┃ ┃ (;;;|\;;) ┃ ┃ (;;/` );;) ┃ ┃ / e (;;;) ┃ ┃ .' \;;;) ┃ ┃ \^ __/ );;) .;;;. ┃ ┃ \-__/\:. (;;;)______ /;;;;;;\ ┃ ┃ |:. `=; || `\;=;;;;;) ┃ ┃ |:. \ '=' / \ );;;;) ┃ ┃ |::. '---' | (;;;( ┃ ┃ |::.-. .-. | `==` ┃ ┃ |\ /\/: | |: \/ /| ┃ ┃ |\ './:/: /------\: \ _.'//| ┃ ┃ \`';:/: / \\: \'_.'`/ ┃ ┃ '. `-./_`"""""` ;\:.-' .' ┃ ┃ jgs '-._ `""""""` _.-' ┃ ┃ `'-.........-'` ┃ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛ previousBack to Advent Calendarnext! to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -- PLEASE CLICK ON BANNER -- SUPPORT ASCII-ART.COM -- THANK YOU. ~JGS [aamsz] File: mirrors/jgs/data/dec2.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/dec2.htm embed(/web/20091028053411oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/midclear.mid) Midi Controls .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. December 2nd .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ┃ , ┃ ┃ )\ ┃ ┃ / ,\ ┃ ┃ |.:.| ┃ ┃ \+/ ┃ ┃ .'"-.)_ ┃ ┃ | '. ┃ ┃ ) ,_ \ .--. ┃ ┃ ( / \ | /.--.\ ┃ ┃ `) | | | // || ┃ ┃ (_/ \ | // // ┃ ┃ |______\_) // // _ ┃ ┃ , (________) || // `,\ ┃ ┃ |'.___)______(___.'| \'--'/ ┃ ┃ \ / '--' ┃ ┃ jgs '.____________.' ┃ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛ previousBack to Advent Calendarnext! to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -- PLEASE CLICK ON BANNER -- SUPPORT ASCII-ART.COM -- THANK YOU. ~JGS [aamsz] File: mirrors/jgs/data/owl9409.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/owl9409.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Barnyard Fall 1994 Owls Thank you David A. Bader... .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ( ) _ /_\ (~~~) \{@,@} {@,@} |`-'] [|||] -"-"- -"-"- Owliver North Owlatollah Khomeini (saluting) Credits: Chuck D'Ambra ___ v v v ___ ___ <*,*> <*,*> <*,*> <`,'> <*,*> [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] =^`-'^= -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- " " Owl Punk Owl Owl with Antlers Chinese Owl Flying Owl (O) ___ _^_ ___ * _|_ ___ <*,*> <*,*> <*,*>/ <*,*> [`S'] [`-'] [`-'/ [`-'] <<<<< -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- >>>>> Super Owl Owl with Boil Owl with Club Owl with Owl Mirror (run over) ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ <@,@> <*,*> <-,-> <#,#> [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] -"-"- -"-"- -"--- -"-"- -"-"- Owl Junkie Owl One legged Owl Sleeping Owl TV Owl with Glasses .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/dec3.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/dec3.htm embed(/web/20091028053408oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/frosty.mid)Midi Controls .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. December 3rd .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ┃ _ ┃ ┃ * __{_}_ * ┃ ┃ .'______'-. ┃ ┃ _:-' `'-: ┃ ┃ _ / _______ `\ ┃ ┃ .-' \ \.-' `'--./ * ┃ ┃ .' \ \ / () ___ () \ ┃ ┃ \ \\\# || (___) | ┃ ┃ \ #\\_|| '.___.' | * ┃ ┃ \___|\ \_________.--./ ┃ ┃ \\ |::. \ \--. ┃ ┃ \\/:::._____/ / `\ , ┃ ┃ .\\ /`--;`-. `-.__.'/ ┃ ┃ * / _\\ ,_.' _/ \ \ / ┃ ┃ | `\ \ /` | '.___.-' ┃ ┃ \____/\ '--\____/ ┃ ┃ / \\ \ ┃ ┃ | \\ | ┃ ┃ | \\ | ┃ ┃ | \\ | ┃ ┃ \ \\ /::.:::.. ┃ ┃ jgs '.___..-.__.\\__.__.':::::::'''' ┃ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛ previousBack to Advent Calendarnext! to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -- PLEASE CLICK ON BANNER -- SUPPORT ASCII-ART.COM -- THANK YOU. ~JGS [aamsz] File: mirrors/jgs/data/dec10.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/dec10.htm embed(/web/20091028053408oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/letpeace.mid) Midi Controls .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. December 10th .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ┃ __ ┃ ┃ | | . , |_ . ,_ \_/ _,_, |__) _ _ _ _ ┃ ┃ |_|_|_|_/_)| |_|_| |_\_| | (_) |_|_ | _(/_(_|_(__(/_ ┃ ┃ __/ ┃ ┃ __ __ ___ ┃ ┃ / \,_ (_ _ ,_-|-|_ _ ,_ _| | ,_ ┃ ┃ \__/| |_ (__(_|_|(_|_| |_ (_|_| |_(_|_ _|_| |_ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ \_/ _,_, ,_ |__| _ _ ,_-|- ┃ ┃ | (_) |_|_|(_ | |_(/_(_|_|(_|_ _..._ ┃ ┃ _..._ .' _ '. ┃ ┃ .' _ './ (a) .-'-. ┃ ┃ / (e) .-'-. '-,-'` ┃ ┃ | '-,--'` / ┃ ┃ ; / ; | ┃ ┃ _ / |/ .\ _ ┃ ┃ (_\ __..;__ \ ::\ ,/_)._ ┃ ┃ _;\;``""----...___...---:"`` .-'_ `'. \ '::.()\__) ┃ ┃ (\())(`._'- `-._ ,:-" '. '. - : ; '::\--;__ ┃ ┃ _\()`''----...__ `-._ '-. '._ .' | .:::|()\_) ┃ ┃ (_/`;-. jgs _ ()`-. `""--...____..-'` ;_ .:::| `. ┃ ┃ \_) _;/_)/).;()'._ (`\.-();/_).__ .::::/().-./`) ┃ ┃ (_\`;(()(_/(()/(. __.--;();`\_)()\__) .::()--;__:() ┃ ┃ '-;---()_;\_/()"-._ (_/ (/ /()';();--._\_::'`.();\_)` ┃ ┃ ,() (_.-(); \._ ``""(_.();_().(`\.-();__)`(_/ `--.__ ┃ ┃ (_/ (_/() \_) __/(_/|\();__\_)` \_) ┃ ┃ ` (_/ \_)`-._); ┃ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛ previousBack to Advent Calendarnext! to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -- PLEASE CLICK ON BANNER -- SUPPORT ASCII-ART.COM -- THANK YOU. ~JGS [aamsz] File: mirrors/jgs/data/jim.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/jim.htm embed(/web/20091028044213oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/teddy2.mid)Midi Controls .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. LOOK JIM! .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. pic of classic T-bird! recognize it??... oh no! I think it's spinning into a snowbank off of the highway! ( perhaps I90 and Clague? ) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/intmag.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/intmag.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ASCII art article that appeared in the German Internet Magazin -- April 8th, 1998 edition .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ASCII Art Was in der großen weiten Welt der eMails mittlerweile fast zu Selbstverständlichkeit geworden ist, wird auf Webseiten bisher nur von Insidern eingesetzt. ASCII-Art verdient aber größere Beachtung und kann eine echte Alternative zu speicher zerrende Grafiken sein. ASCII ist ein Akronym für "American Standard Code for Information Interchange" und wurde vom American National Standards Institute entwickelt. Dabei handelt es sich um ein Codier-Schema, welches numerische Werte auf Buchstaben, Zahlen und andere Charaktere überträgt. Durch die Standardisierung dieser Zeichen ermöglicht ASCII die Kommunikation zwischen Computern und Programmen. Kreative Internet-Anwender haben diese Zeichensätze bereits in den 70er Jahren dazu verwendet, um Ihre Nachrichten mit optischen Zusätzen und Zeichnungen zu verzieren, ohne Grafiken verwenden zu müssen. Eine der beliebtesten Anwendungen hierzu ist die Signatur am Ende einer Email. Auch die netten kleinen Smileys :-) gehören im weitem Sinne zu dieser Gattung. Daraus wurde eine neue Kunstfertigkeit geboren: die ASCII Art. Lange bevor das World Wide Web geboren wurde, setze man schon ASCII-Zeichnungen für Mailboxen oder MUD s (Multi-User-Dungeons) ein. Zu Beginn des WWW waren die stilistischen Möglichkeiten, wie Sie heute gegeben sind, nicht vorhanden. ASCII-Art war damals eine gute Möglichkeit, um etwas mehr Leben in eine Webseite zu bringen oder auch Text orientierten Browsern wie Lynx optische Anreize zu bieten. Aber nicht nur früher war diese Methode interessant, auch heute noch können Sie durch den geschickten Einsatz von ASCII Webseiten erzeugen, die den Besucher nur Staunen lassen. Echte Künstler wie beispielsweise Joan Stark (Kürzel jgs) glänzen mit großen, bunten ASCII-Gemälden zu allen nur denkbaren Themen. Auch JavaScript fand Einzug in diese Welt. Dank dieser Skriptsprache ist es möglich Animation im Stiel von Daumenkinos ablaufen zu lassen. Dabei wird ein Szenario in einzelne Schritte aufgeteilt und in einer Textbox abgespielt. Im Laufe der Zeit ist daraus ein richtiger Kult mit eigenen Newsgroups und Künstlern geworden. Warum versuchen Sie sich nicht selbst als ASCII-Künstler. Sie werden bei Ihren Versuchen auch nicht alleine gelassen, zahlreiche Tools helfen Ihnen die ersten Schritte in diese Richtung zu meistern. Die folgende Verweissammlung bietet Ihnen Anregungen und Hilfestellungen zu diesem Thema. Viel Erfolg und Ausdauer :-) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. joan stark http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ tonnenweise Material zum Thema. http://www.gl.umbc.edu/~dschmi1/cows/ascii.html Kühe soweit das Auge reicht. http://www.stud.uni-hannover.de/~freise/ascii/ ASCII Dictionary von Andreas Freise. http://www.silcom.com/~massie/dan/aap.html Ascii Art Painter. DOS Freeware zum Erzeuen von ASCII-Art. ftp://ftp.wwa.com/pub/Scarecrow/Gifscii/ Gifscii konvertiert gif-Datein in ASCII-Zeichen unter DOS. http://st-www.cs.uiuc.edu/users/chai/figlet.html Figlet erzeugt große ASCII-Buchstaben aus normalem Text. http://www.bagley.demon.co.uk/siggen.html Siggen Pro erzeugt Signaturen für Ihre Emails. http://www-lil.univ-littoral.fr/~jobard/PictextService/ Pictext Service konvertiert .gif- oder .jpg-Dateien via Internet. http://www.phlab.missouri.edu/~c642474/greet.html Josh's ASCII Art Creator erzeugt aus vorgegebenen Zeichen ASCII-Bilder. (URL no longer active) 1/99 http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/8608/ ASCII-Atlas - einer sehr umfangreiche Sammlung zu allen denkbaren Themen. http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Marina/4942/ascii.htm The Great ASCII Art Library. Thematisch gut sortiere ASCII-Galerie. http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ lizard eka ejm - JavaScript ASCII-Animationskünstler. Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art alt.ascii-art.animation rec.arts.ascii alt.binaries.pictures.ascii LINKS TO GRAPHICS WHICH ACCOMPANIED THIS ARTICLE: ascii1.jpg ascii2.jpg ascii3.jpg ascii4.jpg ascii5.jpg .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/warnerb.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/warnerb.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. /\/\ /, \ \ \\|/_/_ .` (o)o) _...._ __ | ~ ~'' `\_) | | Warner Brothers/ | `-. / Universal | `--.___/ Cartoon Characters | `. | _/______|``---' (_________) _ jgs / \`(_) / \ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028023729oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/looneytoons.mid)Midi Controls Barney Dino Road Runner Wile E.Coyote Scooby Doo (face) .-"-. Taz /_ _ \ Tweety Bird \@ @ / Tweety Bird (face) (_> _) Tweety Bird (small) `)(_ Bugs Bunny (face) /((_`)_, Sylvester (face) \__(/-" Marvin the Martian (face) __|||__ Pepe LePew jgs ((__|__)) Casper the Friendly Ghost Be sure to see the -conversion page- for "Casper--large" .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. * Barney * 11/96 _.-"""-._ / _ _ \ / (9) (9) \ /_, ,_\ | \ / | _ \ \._____./ / __ \`\ \ \___/ / _| \ \ `\ /\ /\ \ / | `\/ /`'-----'`\ \/ / |_|\/ / \ / / /| |\_/ \___/ | | \ \ . | | \ \| | | | | `. .' | \ `-.___.-' / `\ | /' jgs `\ | /' .-.-.`\ | /'.-.-. (,(,(,`^ | ^`,),),) '-'-'-----`-----'-'-' ~ Dino: the "original" purple dinosaur ~ 9/96 /\ / / /\| | | | |/\ | | / / | ` / `\ (___ _.-> ,-.-. _.' | \ \ / _____| 0 |0\ | /` `^-.\.-'`-._ | | `-._ | : `. \ `._ `-.__ O.' _.--, \ `._ __.^--._O_..-' `---, `. `\ /` ` ` `\ `, `\ | | : ; | / `. ___|__|___ / `. ( ) / `---.:____...---' `--------`. / ( `. __ `. | `---------' _ / \ \ | .-. _._ (_) `--' \ | ( ) / \ \ \ `-' \ / ;-._ \ `-' \ .' `. /`. `\ `\ _.-'`-. `.___ | `-._ `\ `\.-' `-. ,--` \ `--.___ ___`\ \ ||^\\ `._ | ``----'' `. `\ `' ` `--; \ jgs `. `. //^||^\\ //^||^\\ ' `' ` ' ' ` ~ Road Runner ~ 9/96 __ / \ __ .---. _ / / _.~ \ \ `. / \ / /.-~ __/ `\ \ | | |/ .-~ __ \ \ | | | .'--~~ \ \ \ | | ` ' _______/ \ \ | ` / .--. \ \ | ` / \ `.\ \ \ / `\ \ \ `\ ( \ \ \ > ,-.-. \ `. \ / | \ \ \ . \ /___| O |O\ , .-. \ ; | /` `^-.\.-'`--'/ \ `; | | / `\ \ | `. `--..____,' \ `. | `._ _.-'^ \ . / `|`|` .-.\ / | | \ `\ / | | `\ ` | | | \ | | | .-. | | | \ `. \ | | `\ \ | | \ \ | | \_____ :-'~~~~~'-' ; /____;``-. : <____( `. ; \___\ ; .' /``--'~___.-' /\___/^/__/ / /' /`/' \ \ `\ \ `\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ______ \ \ ___\ \'~``______)> jgs \ \___ _______ __)> _____\ \'~``______)> <(_______.._______)> -=[ Wile E. Coyote ]=- 11/97 ___ _...__ .-' '--._ .'_ '-. .' .--._ '-._ .'.' \ '. / /__ `'. '. / / `\ \ / / '-. `\ \ /'/' \ | | | '. `\`\ / / _.-'| | | | \ \ \ / / .' | / \ / '. | |,-~-,/ / .' \ / '--' __\ /__ '._.' ." '. .' ". | '. .' | \ ', '. .' .' / /'-.""-._ \ / _.-"".-'\ _.=='''--,/ '/_.--._\'V'/_.--._\' \,--'''--._ .' _'-.__0_;\ /;_0__.-'_ ' '. / ,____..-'\'. """ -'/'--..____, \ / ' \ .=. / ` \ | __ '-. .-=-. .-' __ | \ _.--'' ''---'. .-=-. .'---'' ''--._ / '----' .-' ___ '-. `----' jgs ( ' ' ) '. _ .' '--/ \--' |#| \_/ ~Scooby Doo -or- a funny-looking kangaroo!~ 9/96 /\/\ /, \ \ \\|/_/_ .` (o)o) _...._ __ | ~ ~'' `\_) | | | `-. / | `--.___/ | `. | _/______|``---' (_________) _ jgs / \`(_) / \ @@ "TAZ" Tasmanian Devil @@ 11/96 , .-'"'=;_ , |\.'-~`-.`-`;/| \.` '.'~-.` './ (\`,__=-'__,'/) _.-'-.( d\_/b ).-'-._ /'.-' ' .---. ' '-.`\ /' .' (= (_) =) '. `\ /' .', `-.__.-.__.-' ,'. `\ ( .'. V V ; '. ) ( |:: `-,__.-.__,-' ::| ) | /|`:. .:'|\ | | / | `:. :' |`\ | | | ( :. .: ) | | | | ( `:. :' ) | | | | \ :. .: / | | | | \`:. .:'/ | | ) ( `\`:. .:'/' ) ( ( `)_ ) `:._.:' ( _(` ) \ ' _) .' `. (_ ` / \ '_) / .'"```"'. \ (_` / `'"` \ ( ) / `"'` ___ jgs `.`. .'.' ___ .` ``"""'''--`_) (_'--'''"""`` `. (_(_(___...--'"'` `'"'--...___)_)_) ~ Tweety Bird ~ 9/96 . `: : : . __.'_ .' : _.--' `-._.' .-'.. .. `. : .-. .--.`. : : : : : : : : :`;; :`; ; : `.`O;' `O;.' : .' .---. .--. ; . : '._ :' ; :: : .-`-.; . .' .': `. ``` `. :-' : : `-.__ ._ _.' : ; : ;``` : `. _.-.' . ``-._ : `.-' : : `-. : _.: ` `-._ `, `._.-' ; `.`-. ;_, _., : `.: ;' ;-' ; : ``.___.' : : ;_..--' `. ; `-.__ ...' : : : jgs :-:__; : : : .-~~~--..__: : :___..---.. .'.' : `, :,' : `; ; `: _.'`._ :,' `~~~'----'' `'-.____....' I made the following Tweety Bird using an overlay manner. I drew a picture on a piece of paper and traced the picture onto a plastic sandwich bag (a Ziploc, to be exact). Then I taped the bag to my monitor and made a rough outline with ascii characters. When I was happy that I had roughly the right shape and proportions, I took the baggie off and cleaned up the picture a bit-- filled in gaps and added more details. This technique seems to work pretty well when I just can't seem to get the right shape- circles, ovals, and curves do that to me! ~TWEETY BIRD~ ___ _.-' ```'--.._ .' `-._ / `. / `. / `. : ( \ | ( \_ ) `. | \__/ '. / ) ; | (___: \ _/__/ ; : | _ ; .' |__) : : |` \ | / / / \ |_ ;| /`\ / / \ ; ) :| ;_ ; / / \_ .-''-. | ) :/ / .- ` .--.' / : _.----._ ` < : -'........'- `. `. `''''` ; `'-.__ ,' ``--. :'-------' jgs : : .' '. -=[ Tweety ]=- 2/97 .-"-. /_ _ \ \@ @ / (_> _) `)(_ /((_`)_, \__(/-" __|||__ jgs ((__|__)) .-"-, /_ _ \ \@ @ / (_= _) `)(_ /((_`)_, \__(/-" __|||__ jgs ((__|__)) .-"-. / - -\ \ @ @/ (_ <_) _)(` ,_(`_))\ "-\)__/ __|||__ jgs ((__|__)) -=[ Bugs Bunny ]=- 2/97 /| , ,/// /| // // ,/// // // // // // // || || || || // // || || // // || || // // || || || || \\,\|,|\_// \\)\)\\|/ )-."" .-( //^\` `/^\\ // | | \\ ,/_| 0| _ | 0|_\, /` `"=.v.="` `\ /` _."{_,_}"._ `\ jgs `/` ` \ ||| / ` `\` `",_ \\=^~^=// _,"` "=,\'-=-'/,=" '---' -=[ Bugs Bunny ]=- 8/97 /\ /\ | \ \ `\ | \ \ `\ \ \ \ | \ \| | \ \ | \ |\ | .-' .--. | /^\ ' .-. ( /\ / \ \ | | | | | .'`|O|/ |__O|.'--. { '/___, \ `. ';(_Y_) `-'/ .' \ \\\_| .' _.-' `'.`._.'.''` jgs `-..' -=[ Bugs Bunny ]=- 3/97 .-. | \ __ ( `\ / | \ \ / | | | `\ / / | |\ \ /` / / | | \ \ ./' / / | | \ \ / _/| | | | \ \ /' _/ | | | | \ \ /' / / ) | ( \ \ / / / / ( \ \ \ / / / / \ \ ) ) / / / / \ \ | | / / / / \ \ | | / / / / \ \ | | / / / / \ \ | | ( / / /' \ \| | | / /' /' \ \ /`. |`. \/' /' \ `-;-;-; /' `\ < > .-"-. .-\ / .' ,__ ` \ | | \ /\ | |__ \ |_ \ _.------.._| o\ | |o`|\_ ,-`. `. | | | |''`'-._._ _.-'. `:_|.__|/`'.-- - ;_ ` ' ' ``--.```--.. \/`..--''' ; `-. .-``. -.,-..__._.._._.__. ;`-. ' `. `; | | | .' ` `. `-.| | | _' `.._ . `--''`_.-' ``--._`-...-'" jgs ;: ; -=[ Sylvester ]=- 2/97 / , /\ \|/ /\ |\\_;=._//| \." "./ //^\ /^\\ .'``",/ |0| |0| \,"``'. / , `'\.---./'` , \ /` /`\,."( )".,/`\ `\ /` ( '.'-.-'.' ) `\ /"` "._ : _." `"\ `/.'`"=.,_``=``_,.="`'.\` jgs ) ( -=[ Marvin the Martian ]=- 2/97 ,,,, )))) .-"";___ / _."` `; | (_.--""-./ \ | (.)(.)\ jgs ) \ // [ `]'-'\`] `""` ` -=[ Pepe LePew-- You find me irresistible, no? ]=- 9/97 _..._ ___ .:::::::. `"-._.-''. , /:::::::::\ ': \ _._ \:-::::::::::::\ :. | /|.-' /:::\ \::::::::\:::::| ': | | / |:::| `:::::::|:::::\ ': | `\ | __ |\::/\ `-:::-|::::::| ': | .`\ .\_.' `.__/ | |::::::\ ':. | \ ';:: /.-._ , / |:::::::| :. / ,`\;:: \'./0) |_.-/ ;:::::::| ': | \.`;::. `` | | \::::::/ :' / _\::::' / / \::::| :' / ,=:;::/ | \:::| :' | (='` // / | \::\ `: / '--' | /\ | \:::. `:_|.-"""-. \__.-'/::\ | '::::.:::...:::. '. /:::| | '::/::::::::::::. '-.__.:::::| | |::::::::::::\::..../::::::| / |:::::::::::::|::::/:::::::// \:::::::::::::|'::/::::::::/ /\::::::::::::/ /:::::::/:| |::';:::::::::/ |::::::/::; |:::/`-:::::;;-._ |:::::/::/ |:::| `-::::\ `|::::/::/ jgs |:::| \:::\ \:::/::/ /:::/ \:::\ \:/\:/ (_::/ \:::;__ \\_\\___ (_:/ \::):):)\:::):):) `" `""""` `""""""` -=[ Casper, the Friendly Ghost ]=- 10/97 .-----. .' - - '. / .-. .-. \ | | | | | | \ \o/ \o/ / _/ ^ \_ | \ '---' / | / /`--. .--`\ \ / /'---` `---'\ \ '.__. .__.' `| |` | \ \ '--. '. `\ `'---. | jgs ,__) / `..' .-""""-. / - - \ | .-. .- | | \o| |o ( \ ^ \ '. )--' / jgs '-...-'` .-""""-. / - - \ | .-. .- | | \o| |o ( \ ^ \ |'. )--' /| / / '-. .-'`\ \ / /'---` `---'\ \ '.__. .__.' `| |` | \ \ '--. '. `\ `'---. | jgs ,__) / `..' .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/sports.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/sports.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Sports Related ASCII Art .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028022919oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ba-hey.mid)Midi Controls FOOTBALL OTHER SPORTS • football players • footballs • cheerleader • "quarter"back • gymnast • Viking Logo • ice skaters • Arizona Cardinals Logo • bowling ball and pins • skiier SOCCER • runners • tennis • running stick figure • kite flying • soccer balls • high rope challenge • weight lifters BASEBALL GAMES • baseballs and bats • baseball player • billiard table • Chief Wahoo/Cleveland Indians • eight balls (billiards) • boy ball player • billiard cue & ball • girl ball player • dart • baseball practice- flip animation • dice • cricket • Etch-a-Sketch • knight-chess HOCKEY • dominoes • Ace of Spades and cards • Canadian hockey player • Players MISC. SPORTS ITEMS WATER SPORTS • arrows and target • fencing swords • surfing • University of Michigan • skin diving/SCUBA • Olympic rings • swimming/diving • boxing gloves • sailing • Awards- medal/trophies • windsurfing • Award ribbons • canoeing • Buzz, Georgia Tech Mascot • kayaking • compass • fishing ANIMATIONS (Netscape 3.0) GOLF • baseball practice • stick person swinging • swimming laps • don't golf w/lightning • golf-hole in one • golf ball • dving-pike • golf ball and tee • diving- 1 1/2 somersault • putter with hole .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. For Team Logos- visit Brian Odom's website: http://www.cs.indiana.edu/usr/local/www/hyplan/bodom/interest.html .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ football player ]=- 4/97 __ .-'||'-. .' || '. / __||__ \ | /`- -`\ | | | 6 6 | | \/\____7___/\/ .--------:\:I:II:I:/;--------. / \`:I::I:`/ \ | `------' | | \____/ | | , __ ___ , | |======| / | / _ \ |======| |======| ^| | | | | | |======| |~~~~~| | | | |_| | |~~~~~| | |\ [___] \___/ /| | \ \| |/ / `\ \ _ _.-=""=-._ _ / /' `\ '`_)\\-++++-//(_`' /' jgs ; (__|| ||__) ; ; ___\ /___ ; '. ---/-=..=-\--- .' `""` `""` __ .-'||'-. .' || '. / __||__ \ | /`- -`\ | | | 6 6 | | \/\____7___/\/ .--------:\:I:II:I:/;--------. / \`:I::I:`/ \ | `------' | | \____/ | | , __ _____ , | |======| / / / _ \ |======| |======| / /__ \ <_> / |======| |~~~~~| | <_> \/ <_> \ |~~~~~| | |\ \____/\_____/ /| | \ \| |/ / `\ \ _ _.-=""=-._ _ / /' `\ '`_)\\-++++-//(_`' /' jgs ; (__|| ||__) ; ; ___\ /___ ; '. ---/-=..=-\--- .' `""` `""` -=[ football ]=- 12/96 _____ .-"/-/-/"-. ( ) jgs '._ _.' `"""` _.-=""=-._ .'\\-++++-//'. jgs ( || || ) '.// \\.' `'-=..=-'` -=[ quarter ]=- 4/97 _.-'~~`~~'-._ .'` B E R `'. / I T \ /` .-'~"-. `\ ; L / `- \ Y ; ; /> `. -.| ; | /_ '-.__) | | |- _.' \ | | ; `~~; \\ ; ; INGODWE / \\)P ; \ TRUST '.___.-'`" / `\ /` '._ 1 9 9 7 _.' jgs `'-..,,,..-'` -=[ viking ]=- 12/98 , , |\ ,__ |\ \/ `. \ `-.:. `\ `-.__ `\=====| /=`'/ ^_\ .' /\ .=) .-' .'| '-(/_| .' __( \ .'` /_.'` `. |` jgs \ | |/ -=[ Arizona Cardinals ]=- 5/99 ,'~.-..__ _...._ `, '.- `` `'. `, _.--.,_`\ \ `'--.\o)/`/'. '._ `".-'.__\ jgs '. ;-..-' `""--.,_/ -=[ soccer ]=- 5/97 , - \O , .-.___ - /\ O/ /xx\XXX\ - __/\ ` /\ |xx|XXX| ` \, () ` << |xx|XXX| jgs^^^^^^^^`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ soccer balls ]=- 5/97 ___ _.-'___'-._ .'--.` `.--'. /.' \ / `.\ | /'-._/```\_.-'\ | |/ | | \| | \ .''-._.-''. / | \ | | | / '.'._.-'-._.'.' jgs '-:_____;-' ___ .:::---:::. .'--: :--'. /.' \ / `.\ | /'._ /:::\ _.'\ | |/ |:::::| \| |:\ .''-:::-''. /:| \:| `|` |:/ '.'._.:::._.'.' jgs '-:::::::-' -=[ soccer ball ]=- 2/00 _...._ .' \ _'. /##\__/##\_\ |\##/ \##/ | |/ \__/ \ _| \ _/##\__/#/ jgs '.\##/__.' `""""` -=[ baseball ]=- 1/97 .-""""""-. .' :'. / : \ :`. . : | ' . | : ` . : \ : / '. . .' jgs '-......-' -=[ baseball ]=- 1/99 ____ .' '. /'-....-'\ | | \.-''''-./ jgs '.____.' -=[ baseballs ]=- 9/00 _____ .-' '-. .'. .'. / \ / \ ; ; ; ; | | | | ; ; ; ; \ / \ / '.' '.' jgs '-._____.-' _____ .-' '-. .;= =;. / =\= =/= \ ; =;= =;= ; | =|= =|= | ; =;= =;= ; \ =/= =\= / ';= =;' jgs '-._____.-' _____ .-' '-. .;= =;. / =;= =;= \ ; =;= =;= ; | =;= =;= | ; =;= =;= ; \ =;= =;= / ';= =;' jgs '-._____.-' -=[ baseball and bat ]=- 1/99 _ ____ __ / \ .' '. ____......------""""""""````` `\ | `::-/'-....-'\--""``` | | :: | | | | ,:'-\.-''''-./--..___ / jgs \_/ '.____.' ````````````"""""""------------' -=[ baseball player ]=- 2/97 _ / ) / / .-""-.//' /_____C\___ /// 6 6~\~~` ( 7 ) \ '='/ _//'---'\ _ ( \ `\ (_) == = - jgs (\/`-.__/ / "`-._ _.' `` -=[ Cleveland Indian ]=- 10/98 , /|\ /./| _____ /\/-; .'_/__.`\/./ /\--/\--._\< // \ / \ `\\_ _//_0 /__0\ /,\ ( .-.(__, _`_ _/ \\ : : :`:'/ | ';:_:_:.'`_.' jgs '-----'` -=[ Chief Wahoo w/baseball ]=- 1/97 , _.="/| ,/`\ /` | /\ ./' =/ /` ./_ -_/ .="""".=""""=./\ \/ __/ .---------. \ / =_/ /^\______/^\`-._ \/ __/ ///\\ ' /\\-. '.\_/' //_>_\ / /\ `. \.. .-""""""-. .' .'` '-.> \ ;/ _`\ :'. .-' / `" / \| : \ / (`"-./ . -'/ . : \ \| ( _,.`"--..,__ \` . | `\ \ |`"`|`^^"'''^^|`\ )` . : `\\| | | | .' .' : / jgs `\._ | |_,.-"` _.-"` '. . .' `.`""""`_.--"`` '-......-' `''''` -=[ Chief Wahoo-- Go Cleveland Indians! ]=- 1/97 , _.="/| ,/`\ /` | /\ ./' =/ /` ./_ -_/ .="""".=""""=./\ \/ __/ .---------. \ / =_/ /^\______/^\`-._ \/ __/ //^\\ ' /\\-. '.\_/' //_/^\ / \ `. \.. .' .'` '-./^\ ;/ _`\ .-' / `" / \| / (`"-./ . -'/' \ \| ( _,.`"--..,__ \` `\ \ |`"`|`^^"'''^^|`\ ) `\\| | | | .' .' jgs `\._ | |_,.-"` _.-"` `.`""""`_.--"`` `''''` -=[ boy in baseball outfit ]=- 5/97 .---. /_____\__ `\/6.6\/--` ( _ ) ,'---', / _ \ /\/ (_) \/\ \ | (_) | / \| |/ |_____| | | | | | | \__|__/ |_|_| jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ little ball player ]=- tweak 7/00 .---. /_____\__ `\/6.6\/--` ( _ ) ,'---', / _ \ /\/ (_) \/\ \ | (_) | / \|_____|/ | | | \__|__/ jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ girl in baseball outfit ]=- 5/97 .---. /_____\__ ((/6.6\))-` )( _ )( ((,'---',)) / \ /\/ |_| \/\ \ | | | / \| |/ |_____| | | | \__|__/ |_|_| jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ baseball practice ]=- 6/97 see animation / / < /| | / | | jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / / < \ _\ /\ | / / / \ jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / / o <> . O_ \ /\ |\ /| / \ || jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ . 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O O /|> /|\o / |\ /| / |/ \| jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ _O O / |> /|\o / /| /| / | \| jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / / < /| /| / | \| jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / / < /| | / | | jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ cricket player ]=- 3/01 _ ( \ _\ \ /,_\,\ .-\__/_\\ | .____`)) | /\// |___/\_/ ; -'\ / |\_\ () |'-| |_| /-/ | | jgs /_/ ( \ (_/ '-' ** Canadian Hockey Player ** 10/96 .\^/. . | | . |\| O |/| .--' /\\> '--. \ _/ < \ / > = ' ` < '~|/~~|~~\|~' jgs | -=[ hockey players ]=- 1/99 , - C , .-.___ - /< @/ /xx\XXX\ - __/\ `\ \/\ |xx|XXX| ` \, \_ = _\<< |xx|XXX| jgs""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" >> "wave possession" - surfer in curl << 10/96 . . - _ . . ~ . ~ - ~ . = . ~ ~ ~ __.---~~_~~_~~_~~_~ ~ ~~_~~~ . . .-' ` . ~_ = ~ _ = . ~ . ~ .' `. ~ - = ~ - _ ~ ` ~ . }` = - _ ~ - . ~ ` = ~ _ . ~ }` . ~ = ~ = ~ - ~ - _ . } ~ .__,_O ` ~ _ ~ ^ ~ - `}` - = /#/`-' - ~ = ~ _ ~ ~ . } ~ - |^\ _ ~ _ - ~ -_ = _ }` _____ /_ /____ - ~ _ ~ _ jgs }` `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`_ = _ ~ - _ _ _ }` `. ~ . - _ = ~. ~ = . - = >> surfer dude-1 << 10/96 |\ | | | | | | | | )))))))) | | (((( \ | | \\\ 6 6 | | \C 7 | | \ _-) | | .\\. __.) (.__ | | \\\\ _ /' `\ | | \_ '/ / , . \ | | \ \ / /| ' ' |\ \ | | \ \/ / | | \ \ | | \ /' | | `\ \| | `' | | \ | | | . | \| | >-------< | |\ [ ] | | ) [ L ] | \/ [ | ] | | [____|____] | | | / \ | | | () () | | || || | |-._ || || | |_ `. jgs )( )( | | `-. `. / \ / \ | | `.; ooooO Ooooo | | ` |/ >> surfer dude-2 w/shades, sandals, & "hangin' ten" << 10/96 |\ | | | | | | | | )))))))) | | (((( \ | | \\\.=<#-<# | | \C 7 | | \ _-) | | _ __.) (.__ | | \\__ /) /' `\ | | \```/ / , . \ | | `\ \ / /| ' ' |\ \ | | \ \/ / | | \ \ | | \ /' | | `\ \| | `' | | \ | | | . | \| | >-------< | |\ [~~~~~~~~~] | | ) [ L ] | \/ [ | ] | | [____|____] | | | / \ | | | () () | | || || | |-._ || || | |_ `. jgs )( )( | | `-. `. /==\ /==\ | | `.; ooooO} {Ooooo | | ` ~^^^~ ~^^^~ |/ @@ skin diver @@ 11/96 _ \\ )))))))) \\ //.-----. // //( o o )// C `--^--'// jgs \ ( ~~`/ `--`""` -=[ snorkel ]=- 1/99 |\ \\ .-"""-|| / _\__ || |/____`|| ((__,__)| | __.'/ '.(_).' .--' '--. /` `\ / \_._|_._/ \ / /| |\ \ / .' | -:- | '. \ \ \ | -:- | / / \ \ |___.___| / / \ \| |/ / | (|'-._.-'|) | \_/| | |\_/ \ | / | | | (_ | _) | | | | | | \ | / jgs_.-'-|-'-._ .-' / \ '-. )_ / \ _( './ \.' |\ \\ .-"""-|| / _\__ || |/____`|| ((__,__)| | __.'/ jgs '.(_).' @@ skin diver w/scallop shell @@ 11/96 _.-''|''-._ .-' | `-. __\ .'\ | /`. _ (..)\ .' \ | / `.\ \ ,_/ \ \ | / / \ )(_ `\ \ | / /' `|| \ `\ \ | / /' || / `\ \ | / /' |\ ` jgs _.-`\ \ | / /'-._ | \ {_____`\\|//'_____} ____| / `-' \_.-' \`. ~~~ @@ skin diver w/whelk shell @@ 11/96 /__ /(..) _ \_, / / /\ _)( / {.-} / ||' ;_.-'\ \ || { _.}_ '/| \.-' / `, / | \ | / jgs \ |____\ | ,/ .'/ `-._/ \|_/ ~~~ ** sailboat ** 10/96 ~; ,/|\, ,/' |\ \, ,/' | | \ ,/' | | | ,/' |/ | ,/__________|-----' , ___.....-----''-----/ jgs \ / ~~-~^~^~`~^~`~^^~^~-^~^~^~-~^~^ ~-^~^-`~^~-^~^`^~^-^~^`^~^-~^ ;~ ./|\. ./ /| `\. / | | `\. | | | `\. | \| `\. . `----|__________\. \-----''----.....___ jgs \ ""/ ~^~^~^~^~^`~^~^`^~^~^`^~^~^ ~^~^~`~~^~^`~^~^~`~~^~^~ -=[ small sailboat ]=- 2/97 ,~ |\ /| \ ~^~ ^~ /_|__\~^~ ~^~ ~^~^ ~ '======' ~^ ~^~ jgs ~^~ ~^ ~^~ ~^~ ~^ ~ -=[ schooner ]=- 5/97 .--.-. ( ( )__ (_, \ ) ,_) | '-'--`--' ~~| , \ _ / ,|`-._/| -== (_) ==- ^^ .' | /||\ / \ ^^ .' | ./ ||`\ | / `-. |/._ || \ / `|| `|;-._\ | || || \ ~^~_~^~_-~^~=~^~~^= / || ||__ \~^=~^~-~^~_~^~=~^~-~^~ ~^~ ~=~^~ _~^~ =~ `--------|`---|| `"-`___~~^~ =_~^=~~^~=`~^ jgs ~^~=~^_~^~ =~ \~~~~~~~'~~~~'~~~~/~~`` ~=~^~ ~^=_~^~ ~~^ ~^~ ~^=~^~_~-=~^~ ^ `--------------'~^~=~^~_~^=~^~=~ ~^~-~^= ~^~=~ ~^=~^~ ~^~^=~^~-~^~ ~^~=~^~^~ =~^~^=~^~^=~^~^ =~~`~^ ~^~= ~^~= ~~^~~`=~``^~^^~= ~^=~^~^~^ =`^~^`^~^=~^~-~~^ -=[ windsurfer ]=- 5/97 , - /| - / | - /o | ~^~ ^~//-'|~^~ ~^~ ~^~.-->>---. ~^ ~^~ ~^~ `"""""""` ^~^ ~^ jgs~^~ ~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^ -=[ canoeing ]=- 8/97 O__, O__, /'._|\/______|\_/.'\ \ / / jgs~^~^~^~^^`~^~^~^~^~~^~^~^~^~^~^ -=[ lady rowing ]=- 6/00 ; ,;;, _ ; | (( .( / | )/ ;\( )) _/ |_/ | | | ((/ \---'/` | )/| ____| \),_/___________ \| | |OH52`---.\ / |/ \ \ .' jgs\| '--------|`\-----' \_/ -=[ kayak ]=- 12/98 __ \_\ \_() \/> .--===='-\_====--. ~^jgs~_~^~-^_^~-^~^-\_\^~-^~-^~^_^~^~ ~^~-~^~^~-~^~^~^-^~^~^~~-~^~^~-~^~^~ -=[ kayaking ]=- 12/98 _/\. /_ .^\ / ^. \ _.'^ . ^'. /_. / _\ --.`_~^ - .. /_/ ^ \`\_ ~ ~_ -~_`^ -~ ~^ _~~^~ _ ~^~_~ ^ -/.'_ / | '. \ /\_ '--.. '---.. .". /`-/___^ ^ \ `\ .'^.\_ '-. ~. / | \ '.'. ^ `--^--'|##|'---`-' /_. \ _\ -.__ ~ '. '---. / I \ _ ___ .;;``\/. ' /_/ ^'. _ ^~./ I \ ~^-, .;;;;`\;;, \// . /_, / _\ --.. _ ~ ^~ - / I \ - ~/;;;' `-----;._ .' \ '. ~- ^ ; ,;";, ;. |;;' _., /_.' ^. '_\ ~ '-. '. ; /_|_|_\ ; : \;;' .-' \ . _/'^ . ^ \_ _ '-. '. '. | [_______] | ; |;' / | / _/ | '\ '. '. ; : ; | (| ' ' |) | : /;;' _,=\__..--` /_/ ^.' ^ \ '._\ '. : ; | \_-_/ | \;,=" ___ ' . .' -/ | '. `\ : : ;: |.--"\=/"--.()))" ._ ,;;; `\ /`-/ -^.' ^\ ` -.`\ : ; : (_\ | _;=",./ |;;, |. \ .' --'-,^ .'-.---^-` ; : : ; / |_,="` |-; --. `;;,__/'._//.-' \\|###| / . ' : : _((()/ | \ | .~~._ `''-.. ' `// ' ' __ _.=" ||\__/ \__/|| ^~ `\ ' . . ' .--'` \=" ||`;;;;;;;`||.--~~~^^^~-. .--^, `\ .' . | / .-~~-.| \';;;;;'/ | .--~. -' ___ `\ |/.-- \ _.-'~^~' | `-===-' | ^~~. ,;;;;`\ ://, ' . ;' ,~~^. |^ , ~ - _ ~ .~~-. /::, `\~. `-. _. ~. `~ ^ -~^ - ^ ; _/;;, | : ~. '-._ .__. ~.__ .-~~~--._ .-/;;, \ ^. jgs '._ `=._ ^~._ .__, ;^~ _.-' ~~. .--~~-.__.^ ~. '. -=[ fishing pole ]=- 11/98 __ ____/.-\_____ ________________,__________,___________,_ [____\__/_____]================'=========='==========='=D / jgs / ( c_ (-) ) ( J -=[ fishing ]=- 3/98 ,%&& %&& % ,%&%& %&%& %& %& %&% &%&% % &% % &%% %&% &% %&%&, &%&% %&%& %& &%& % %%& %&%& %&%&% %&%%& &%&% %&% % %& &% %%& && %&% %&%& %&% %&%' '%&% %&% %&&%&%%'% % %& %& %&% &%% `\%%.' /`%&' | | /`-._ _\\/ |, |_ / `-._ ..--~`_ |; |_`\_ / ,\\.~` `-._ - ^ |;: |/^}__..-,@ .~` ~ `o ~ |;: |(____.-' '. ~ - ` ~ |;: | \ / `\ //. - ^ ~ |;: |\ /' /\_\_ ~. _ ~ - //- jgs\\/;: \'--' `---` `\\//-\\/// -=[ fishing ]=- 8/99 ,=. .' `\\ () .' \+/> .' \@| .' /| jgs .-.'-. _\_\ `""""` -=[ man w/fish ]=- 11/00 for Keith Felkins :) .--. _/__ ) 0)0`>|_ /V\ \-_.-_ `; /'_/\_ /_. './ ;._ `/ `` | |^ '-;._ _.' | |^ ^ ||``` | .'| ^ ^|| | `'`|^ ^ ^|\__,.--;' | ^ ^ | | | ;^ ^ ^; | / \^ ^/\)| | | ^| | | /'-'\ \_ | / .. | |'- | |/ `\| | | | | _|,__| (_/ .' jgs (_.' -=[ men boat fishing ]=- tweak 7/00 /'-._ / {) (}_/ '-._ \-,_________//O=-)-/______<(___ '-._ ~^~-~_`\ `-------------/| ~^~^ ^~^~^ ~'-. ~-^~~-_`\xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx009| / ~^~^ ~^ ~^~^~^ ~^~ ~~^-~_~^-` ~~^ ~^~ ~^-~^-~^~^^~`~~~-~^_~-^~. ' ~^~-^_~^ ~~-~~~_^~~-~^_~^~^~^-~^_~^-~^~^-~^~_~^~-~^~-~_~`-^~^^^~ ^~^~-~^~_~^~^-~^~^-~^_~^~^^-~^~-~^~^_^~^~ ~- ~~ ^~jgs -=[ compass ]=- 9/00 .-. ((_)) )-( _.-' '-._ ,';-"```"-;'. /.' | '.\ // '. | .' \\ || --- o --- || \\ .' | '. // \'. | .'/ jgs '.'-._^_.-'.' ``-----`` -=[ golf ]=- 5/97 /` |>18>> / | <18>> \ . ' . | O>> . 'o | \ . | /\ . | / / .' | jgs^^^^^^^`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ golf hole ]=- tweak 10/00 ,___ || 15`'--. ||__..--'` || || || || || || """""""""||"""""""""""""""""""""" .-||-. jgs `""""` () -=[ golf swing ]=- tweak 10/00 '\ . . \ . ' . O>> . 'o \ . /\ . / / .' ^^^^^jgs^^^^^^^`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ golf swing ]=- 4/00 _.. ( _,\ ` \\ \\ \\ __ \\ .' `\\ / ' \\ |_/`\____,\\_ ( - - \\\) \ > /( \ ;. _=_.' / /\ / \/ / \) | '-._.' / ;._ \ .' jgs| `'--'`| -=[cloud and lightning]=- 5/97 .--.-. ( ( )__ (_, \ ) ,_) '- \\---' _\\ \\ \ /` |>18>> / | <> gymnast on balance beam << 10/96 not particularly good IMO, perhaps someone can improve upon it? ,,,,, (((( )) ((( a a __ ((( v ) (__\ ) (-'_____.-, \\ // ))--------' \\ //) / \\______//'~| `-----//-. | .'; `|| ~` || || || || ||_ _________________\__)_______________ //----------------------------------\\ [_] jgs [_] >> girl ice-skating << 10/96 ,,,,, (((( )) ((( e e ((( v ) _) (~'_ / / )) `._.-'-. / /) / `'-.-'`~` //;'~~`. //' `. .';`-.____.-` ~` / / \`\ jgs / / ) ) //' //' (__\ (__\ `="===> `="===> -=[ ice skater ]=- 7/99 _ __ ( } '---. _`---, ___/ / /,---'\\ // jgs '== _ { ) __ ,---'_ .---' \ \___ //'---,\ \\ jgs ==' -=[ ice skater ]=- 12/98 _..--""""--...___ .---, ,' \ `'--.___ / / /`\ \ ``''--:'`--' ( ,'. '. _____..--''` )__/`-'._;__ .-'` _/ e /.-| / \ _/ | |_, ( \ / \______\__\_.-'////// |||||||||}////////;._ __/\ _..----''```` \_ / /. ( / | `'._---:./ '. '---\_;-...______. '. |_, \ ===--- / .` '-' / _.' ===--- /___.._ _..-'`\ / /`' \ '--.______ \ / / \ \ \#\ | | '---------'-. \#\ ---jgs----------| /----------------------\_\-\----------------- |__| ._\ __.' | /______| ..::::::::::::::::::::::::::.. (___#__#____ .::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' '':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' -=[ bowling ball & pins ]=- 11/97 .-. \ / .-. |_| .-. \ / |=| \ / |_| / \ |_| |=| / (@) \|=|/ \ ____ | / \@) \ .' '. / (@) \ | / # \ | | | | o o |'='| | / \ o / \ /'=' jgs '.____.' '=' -=[ bowling frames ]=- 11/98 _____________________________________________________________ |__1__|__2__|__3__|__4__|__5__|__6__|__7__|__8__|__9__|__10___| | |X| 8|/| 3|6| |X| 9|/| 8|/| |X| 9|/| 9|G| X|X|X| | 20 | 33 | 42 | 62 | 80 | 100 | 120 | 139 | 148 | 178 | '-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-------' ____________________________________________________________ |__1__|__2__|__3__|__4__|__5__|__6__|__7__|__8__|__9__|__10__| | |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_|_| | | | | | | | | | | | |_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|______| -=[ bowling ball ]=- 11/98 _....._ .;;' '-. .;;: _ '. /;;:'(_) \ |;;:'_ _ | |;;:(_) (_) | |;;::. | \;;::. / ';;::. .' '-;;:.. _.-' jgs ''''' -=[ bowling ball and pins ]=- 11/998 .-. .-.\ / .-. \ /|=| \ / |=| \ |=| / \ ---./ \ | / .. \ | | |# ' | | jgs '._\ /_.' '---' .-. / \ ____\___/ \ /\ / \____ |\ | \ __ ((() / / -= / \ ///\ _jgs____/___/________________________________-=______\__/______\\\/ -=[ not bowling pins... milk bottles? ]=- 3/99 __ __ __ __ )(__)(__)(__)( / )(__)(__)( \ | / )(__)( \ | | | / )( \ | | '-| | / \ | |-' '-| | | |-' jgs '-| |-' .--. '--' / . \ \'. / '--' -=[ skiier ]=- 6/98 _ __(_) / / /\ / `\\ | \\// | \\\ jgs \\\ `` =[ running ]=- _( } -= _ << \ `.\__/`/\\ -= '--'\\ ` -= // jgs \) 7-lines: _ _( } -= _ << \ `.\__/`/\\ -= '--'\\ ` -= // jgs \) -=[ boy running ]=- 3/99 \\\\ \c .( \ _/ ___/( /( /--/ \\// __ )/ /\/ \/ `-.\ //\\ \\// \\ \/ \\ \\ jgs '--` -=[ tennis ball ]=- 7/00 ,-"""-. /\ /\ | | | | \/ \/ jgs '-...-' -=[ man flying kite ]=- 6/0 __ \_\ /` ) / ( / \ / / / / / / (} / /|\_/ \| |\ jgs / | ` ` -=[ high rope challenge course - CYO Camp Christopher]=- 8/00 /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ || || || || || ||____o_____||___o_______||___o_______||____o______|| || 8 || | 8 | | || 8 || 8 || ()c|| 8 || | 8 | | || 8 || 8 || <#\ || ()8 || \()/| | || 8()_ || 8 || |\c||__/#>_____|| # || <# || 8 || _|/_|| /| || /\ || / \ ||___ 8 || [___c||___\_\____||__|_\______||__/__/__ __||___] 8 || || || || ^ ^ ^ || 8 || c|| || || || 8 || || || || || 8 || c|| || || || 8 || || || || || 8 || ()c|| || || || 8|| #_|| || || || || \c|| || || || ||8 \|| || || || || 8 c|| || || || || 8()_ || || || || || == <#__ c|| || || || || == \ \ || || || || || / ` c|| || || || || ` \\|// \\||// \\||// \\|/ \\||/ ^^^^^~jgs~^^^^~^^^^^~^^^^^~^^^^^~^^^~^^^~^^~^^^^^~^^^~^~^^~^^^~^^~^~^ -=[ man w/dumb bells ]=- 3/01 \//// |. .| ( \ ) \_-_/ __/ \__ /` ^ `\ _ ( \_' % '_/ ) _ [_]--' /| _|_ |\ '--[_] (_\---' | -|- | '---/_) [_] )_____( [_] /\ /\ | \_/ | | | | \ / \ / /-| |-\ ///\ ///\ | | | | =|||(========|||(== \| |/ \\\/ \\\/ jgs / / \ \ \/ \/ _ _ _| | | |_ | | |______OOOOo__________oOOOO_______| | | [| | |--------(`,----------\`,---------| | |] |_| | ) ( ) ( | |_| |_| / | | \ |_| | | \\\\\\// | | \ / | - - | \ / / \ ( a a ) / \ | | | L | | | | | \ == / | | | /_.\____/._\ | \ || || / \ | '-..-' | / | ; GOLD'S ; | | / \ | \ / | | | __ | |===[LI]===| )"""`""`"""( / \ jgs / ,____, \ /'-._ .' '. _.-'\ / / \ \ | / \ | (_ / \ _) | `\ /` | |___| |___| |===/ \===| _/\._( )_./\_ /` | | _`\ `""""`"" ""`"""` OOOOo oOOOO |-(`/ \`, | _ ) ( \ | ) ( _ _|#| / | / | \ |#|_ |#|#|______________.:-._.-_____________|#|#| [|#|#|-------------''''.'.'-------------|#|#|] |#|#| / \ ( a a ) / \ |#|#| "|#| | | | L | | | |#|" " | | \ _.=. / | | " | /_.\____/._\ | \ || || / \ | '-..-' | / | ; L ; | | / \ | \ / | | | __ | |====[KO]====| )"""`"""`""""( / \ jgs ( ,_--_, ) Pr59 |'-._ \ / _.-'| \ \ / / \/ _)(_ \/ ) || ( |___ / \ ___| |===/ \===| /\._(_ _)_./\ |` \ / _`| `""""`"" ""`"""` *umph* | _ \ / _ _|#| .-. .-. |#|_ |#|#|______/ /_ .-'-. _\ \______|#|#| [|#|#|------| ( || | || ) |------|#|#|] |#|#| |__|_.-'''-._|__| Pr|#|#| "|#| 59|#|" " " ~ a billiard table ~ __________ ./) o (\. ./ o \. ./ o \. ./) o (\. ./ \. ./ O o \. ./)_________________________________(\. jgs (_____________________________________) |XX|===============================|XX| \/ \/ ** eight balls ** 10/96 _.-----._ .-' `-. .' _..._ `. : .' .-. `. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : `._`-'_.' : : .' .-. `. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : `._`-'_.' : `. ''' .' jgs `-._ _.-' `-----' _......._ .-:::::::::::-. .:::::::::::::::::. :::::::' .-. `::::::: ::::::: : : ::::::: :::::::: : : :::::::: :::::::::._`-'_.::::::::: :::::::::' .-. `::::::::: :::::::: : : :::::::: ::::::: : : ::::::: :::::::._`-'_.::::::: `:::::::::::::::::' jgs `-:::::::::::-' `'''''''` -=[ Eight Ball and Billiard Cue ]=- 5/97 .-"""-. / _ \ ___ | (8) | /\````````````"""""""\\\""====---.......,,,,,________ \ ^ / jgs \//__________________///__________________)))________)) '-...-' -=[ a dart ]=- 3/97 ____ \___\_.:::::::.___ jgs /___/ ':::::::' -=[ darts ]=- 9/00 _.-"""""-. ////// ---======[_| |<<<<<<<<< jgs '-.....-' \\\\\\ \\\\\\ .-"""""-. _ >>>>>>>>>| |_|======--- jgs ////// '-.....-' -=[ dice ]=- 7/97 .-------. ______ / o /| /\ \ /_______/o| /o \ o \ | o | | / o\_____\ | o |o/ \o /o / | o |/ \ o/ o / jgs '-------' \/____o/ ______ .-------. /\ \ / o /| /o \ o \ /_______/o|/ o\_____\ | o | |\o /o / | o |o/ \ o/ o / jgs | o |/ \/____o/ '-------' -=[ Etch-A-Sketch ]=- 9/97 _____________________ | | | .---------------. | | | | | | | . | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _'---------------'_ | |(_)-Etch-A-Sketch-(_)| jgs '---------------------' -=[ ETch-a-Sketch ]=- 11/98 .---------------------------------. | | | .-----------------------. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | __ | | __ | |/ \'-----------------------'/ \| jgs |\__/E t c h - A - S k e t c h\__/| '---------------------------------' .---------------------------------. | | | .-----------------------. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _ | | | | | | | (_) | | | | | |___| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |__|______| | | | __ |__| (_)_____| __ | |/ \'-----------------------'/ \| jgs |\__/E t c h - A - S k e t c h\__/| '---------------------------------' -=[ puzzle ]=- 3/99 ________________________________________________________ | _) (_ _) (_ _) (_ _) (_ | | (_ __ _) (_ __ _) (_ __ _) (_ __ _) | | _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ | |_) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (_| |_ _) (_ __ _) (_ __ _) (_ __ _) (_ _| | )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( | | _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ | | (_ __ _) (_ __ _) (_ __ _) (_ __ _) | | _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ | |_) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (_| |_ _) (_ __ _) (_ __ _) (_ __ _) (_ _| | )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( | | _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ | | (_ __ _) (_ __ _) (_ __ _) (_ __ _) | | _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ | |_) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (_| |_ _) (_ __ _) (_ __ _) (_ __ _) (_ _| | )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( | | _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ | | (_ __ _) (_ __ _) (_ __ _) (_ __ _) | | _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ | |_) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (_| |_ _) (_ __ _) (_ __ _) (_ __ _) (_ _| | )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( )_(_ _)_( | | _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ _) (__) (_ | | (_ _) (_ _) (_ _) (_ _) | jgs |___)______(______)______(______)______(______)______(___| -=[ jigsaw puzzle ]=- 11/00 .-. __ __ __| |__ / | | \ / __| '-' |__ __| / \ / \__ __/ \__ .-. | .-. | | ___| |__ __ __\__| |__/__ __\ \ / | | \ / | | \ |__ __| '-' |__ __| '-' |__ \ / \ / \ __/ \__ __/ \__ __/ | | .-. | | .-. | /__ __\__| |__/__ __\__| |__/ / | | \ / | | __| '-' |__ __| '-' / \ / \__ __/ \__ | .-. | | \__| |__/__ __\ jgs | | '-' _________________________________________________ / \ / \ / \ | |__ __| |__ __| | | \ / \ / | | __/ \__ __/ \__ | | .-. | | .-. | | .-. | |__| |__/__ __\__| |__/__ __\__| |__| | / | | \ / | | \ | | __| '-' |__ __| '-' |__ | | / \ / \ | | \__ __/ \__ __/ | | | .-. | | .-. | | |__ __\__| |__/__ __\__| |__/__ __| | | | \ / | | \ / | | | | '-' |__ __| '-' |__ __| '-' | j \ / \ / | g __/ \__ __/ \__ | s | | | | | \_________/_________\_________/_________\_________/ _ _ _ _| |_ _| |_| |_ _| |_ _ _| |_ |_| |_|_ _| |_ _| |_| |_ _| |_ _ _| |_ _|_| |_|_ _ |_| |_ _| |_| |_ _| |_ _ _| |_ _|_| |_| jgs |_| -=[ Knight- Chess ]=- 9/97 ,...., ,::::::< ,::/^\"``. ,::/, ` e`. ,::; | '. ,::| \___,-. c) ;::| \ '-' ;::| \ ;::| _.=`\ `;:|.=` _.=`\ '|_.=` __\ `\_..==`` / .'.___.-'. / \ jgs ('--......--') /'--......--'\ `"--......--"` -=[ chess pieces ]=- 11/98 _:_ '-.-' () __.'.__ .-:--:-. |_______| () \____/ \=====/ /\ {====} )___( (\=, //\\ )__( /_____\ __ |'-'-'| // .\ ( ) /____\ | | / \ |_____| (( \_ \ )__( | | | | \__/ |===| )) `\_) /____\ | | | | /____\ | | (/ \ | | | | | | | | | | | _.-'| | | | | | | |__| )___( )___( /____\ /____\ /_____\ (====) (=====) (=====) (======) (======) (=======) }===={ }====={ }====={ }======{ }======{ }======={ jgs(______)(_______)(_______)(________)(________)(_________) -=[ chess pieces ]=- 5/99 _._ + , ( ) ( ) , [UU] T\ (^) / \ / \ (^) /T [UU] () || |\) / \ | | | | / \ (/| || () {} {} {} { } { } { } { } {} {} {} jgs {__}{__}{__}{___}{___}{___}{___}{__}{__}{__} -=[ dominoes ]=- 9/97 ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ |o o| |ooo|ooo||ooo|o o||o o|o o| |o_o| ___ ___ ___|ooo|ooo||ooo|o_o||o_o|_o_|___ |o ||o |o ||o |ooo| |o o|o | |__o||__o|__o||__o|ooo| jgs |_o_|__o| -=[ domino set ]=- 2/01 .------.------. |()()()|()()()| | | | |()()()|()()()| '------'------' .------.------. |()()()|() ()| | | () | |()()()|() ()| '------'------' .------.------. |() ()|() ()| | () | () | |() ()|() ()| '------'------' .------.------. |()()()|() ()| | | | |()()()|() ()| '------'------' .------.------. |() ()|() ()| | () | | |() ()|() ()| '------'------' .------.------. |() ()|() ()| | | | |() ()|() ()| '------'------' .------.------. |()()()|() | | | () | |()()()| ()| '------'------' .------.------. |() ()|() | | () | () | |() ()| ()| '------'------' .------.------. |() ()|() | | | () | |() ()| ()| '------'------' .------.------. |() |() | | () | () | | ()| ()| '------'------' .------.------. |()()()|() | | | | |()()()| ()| '------'------' .------.------. |() ()|() | | () | | |() ()| ()| '------'------' .------.------. |() ()|() | | | | |() ()| ()| '------'------' .------.------. |() |() | | () | | | ()| ()| '------'------' .------.------. |() |() | | | | | ()| ()| '------'------' .------.------. |()()()| | | | () | |()()()| | '------'------' .------.------. |() ()| | | () | () | |() ()| | '------'------' .------.------. |() ()| | | | () | |() ()| | '------'------' .------.------. |() | | | () | () | | ()| | '------'------' .------.------. |() | | | | () | | ()| | '------'------' .------.------. | | | | () | () | | | | '------'------' -=[ Ace of spades ]=- 1/99 , / \ /` _ `\ /` /\\ `\ | /__\\ | \ / \\ / '.__, ,__.' jgs _.-^-._ `"""""""` -=[ cards ]=- 5/00 _________ _________ _________ __________ / \ / \ / \ / \ |A | |A | |A | |A | | , | | _ _ | | _ | | | | / \ | | / ^ \ | | (_) | | /\ | | (_ _) | | \ / | | (_)_) | | < > | | /_\ | | \ / | | /_\ | | \/ | | | | ` | | | | | | A| | A| | A| | A| jgs \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \__________/ @@ University of Michigan "Block M" @@ 11/96 _________ _________ | \ / | | ____ \ / ____ | | |_ \ \ / / _| | |__ | \ \ / / | __| | | |\ \ \ / / /| | | | | | \ \ \ / / / | | | | | | \ \ \ / / / | | | __|_|_|___\_\___\__/___/_/___|_|_|__ | _ _ | | |\/| | (_ |-| | (_, /\ |\| | |____________________________________| | | | | \ \ \ / / / | | | | | | | | \ \ \/ / / | | | | | | | | \ \ / / | | | | __| | | |__ \ \/ / __| | | |__ | _| |_ | \ / | _| |_ | | |_____| | \__/ | |_____| | | | | | jgs |___________| |___________| -=[ Olympic Rings ]=- 3/97 .-=-. .-=-. .-=-. / \ / \ / \ | | | | \ ./=\. ./=\. / '-=/' '\-/' '\=-' | | | \ / \ / jgs '-=-' '-=-' .-=-. .-=-. .-=-. /.""".\ /.""".\ /.""".\ || ||| ||| || \'.__./=\.___./=\.___./ '-=/.""".\-/.""".\=-' || ||| || \.___./ \.___./ jgs '-=-' '-=-' -=[ boxing gloves ]=- 10/98 ____ _ .' .`'. | | -. : | |_| ,__) : | \___ _.' _ .' `'. | | | |_| | jgs '._____.' ~ an ascii medal ~ 9/96 _______________ |@@@@| |####| |@@@@| |####| |@@@@| |####| \@@@@| |####/ \@@@| |###/ `@@|_____|##' (O) .-'''''-. .' * * * `. : * * : : ~ A S C I I ~ : : ~ A W A R D ~ : : * * : jgs `. * * * .' `-.....-' -=[ loser medal ]=- tweak 6/00 _______________ |@@@@| |####| |@@@@| |####| |@@@@| |####| \@@@@| |####/ \@@@| |###/ `@@|_____|##' (O) .-'''''-. .' * * * `. : * * : : ~ L O S E R ~ : : ~ A W A R D ~ : : * * : jgs `. * * * .' `-.....-' ~ a tiny loving cup/trophy ~ 9/96 ____ (| |) \ / )( jgs _|~~|_ |______| -=[ loving cup ]=- 3/98 _________________ (`-----------------') '-. .-' ,| _||_ .-. |, //| -||- |/|| |\\ || | || | || \\| _||_ |// `\ '----' /` '.___ ___.' | | __| |__ _/ \_ jgs | | '-----------' -=[ trophy ]=- 8/98 .-=========-. \'-=======-'/ _| .=. |_ ((| {{1}} |)) \| /|\ |/ \__ '`' __/ _`) (`_ jgs _/_______\_ /___________\ -=[ trophy ]=- 4/99 ___________ '._==_==_=_.' .-\: /-. | (|:. |) | '-|:. |-' \::. / '::. .' ) ( _.' '._ jgs `"""""""` -=[ trophy ]=- 5/99 .-..-""``""-..-. |(`\`'----'`/`)| \\ ;:. ; // \\|%. |// )|%: |( ((,|%. |,)) '-\::. /-' '::..' }{ {__} / \ |`----'| jgs | [#1] | '.____.' -=[ trophy ]=- 8/00 _________ '. .' _\:. /_ //|:: |\\ \\|:: |// `\::. /` `\ /` T __/ \__ | | jgs _|SUCCESS|_ | ~~~~~~~ | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ award ribbons ]=- 1/99 ___ .'__ '. / /_ |ST\ | | | | \ <___> / ;.___.; |::|;;| |::/;;| |:/`\;| jgs |/ \| ___ .'__ '. / / )ND\ | `//_ | \ <___> / ;.___.; |::|;;| |::/;;| |:/`\;| jgs |/ \| ___ .'__ '. / /_ )RD\ | _<< | \ \__) / ;.___.; |::|;;| |::/;;| |:/`\;| jgs |/ \| -=[ arrows ]=- 3/97 _.-"/______________________///// jgs `'-.\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\\\\ \\\\\_____________________\"-._ jgs /////~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/.-' _ .-'` |___________________________////// `'-._| \\\\\\ >>>>>-----------------------> >>>>>>>_____________________\`-._ >>>>>>> /.-' -=[ target w/ arrows ]=- 10/00 .-"""""-. .' '. / .-"""-. \ <--------<<<< ; / .-"-. \ ; | | ( (_) ) | | <--------<<<< ; \ '-.-' / ; \ '-...-' / <---------<<<< '. .' /'-.....-'\ / | \ /======+======\ / | \ -=[ Fencing ]=- 4/97 In fencing competition there are three weapons... 1) foil- weighs less than 500g; target area is torso _ |\ [_[[[[[[[| |========================================D |/ |__20cm____|________________90cm____________________| 2) épée- weighs less than 770g; target area is entire body ;. | `. [_[[[[[[| |========================================D | .' :' |__20cm____|_________________90cm___________________| & 3) saber- weighs less than 500g; target area is waist-up ;\ | \ [_]]]]]| |========================================D \ / .' `==;.' |_17cm___|___________________88cm_________________| -=[ Buzz, Georgia Tech mascot ]=- 9/99 ._ '. --._ \ ,-. 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' \_// ||oo\ `. `'-----` _.~`--..__,..' |\o | .~`'--......--' \'._/ _.~` `.__.-' LOVE, MOM -=[ roses ]=- 1/97 __ _ / /| |\\ \/_/ \_\| / __ \/_/__\ .-=='/~\ ____,__/__,_____,______)/ /{~}}} -,------,----,-----,---,\'-' {{~}} jgs '-==.\}/ __ _ / /| |\\ \/_/ \_\| / __ \/_/__\ .--=='/~\ ____,__/__,_____,______)/ /{~}}} -,------,----,-----,---,\'--' {{~}} jgs '--==.\}/ __ _ / | | \ \/_/ \_\| / __ \/_/__\ .--='/~\ ____,__/__,_____,______)/ /{~}}} -,-----,--\--,-----,---,\'-' {{~}} jgs __/\_ '--=.\}/ /_/ |\\ \/ more flowers... -=[ gifts ]=- _ _ ((\o/)) .-----//^\\-----. | /`| |`\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | '------===------' .__. .==========. .(\\//). .-[ for you! ] .(\\()//)./ '==========' .----(\)\/(/)----. | ///\\\ | | ///||\\\ | | //`||||`\\ | | |||| | | |||| | | |||| | | |||| | | |||| | | |||| | '------====------' -=[ man w/gift ]=- 5/00 (tweak) ,o%%%%%%o, o%%%%%%%%%%%%o %%%%` - - `%%%% ,888, ,888, %%%" e e "%%% ,88' `88, ,88' '88,__ (( ._. (__) ._. )) __,88' `88 ,88' .8(_ \_____\_ , , _/_____/ _)8. 8' 88 (___)\ \ '-.__`""`__.-' / /(___) 88 (___)88 | '--' | 88(___) 8' (__)88,___/ \___,88(__) __`88,_/__________________\_,88`__ / `88, |88| ,88' \ / `88, |88| ,88' \ /____________`88,_\88/_,88`____________\ /88888888888888888;8888;88888888888888888\ /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^`/88\\^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ jgs / |88| \============, \ /_ __ __ __ _ __ |88|_|^ FOR | _ ___\ |;:. |88| | YOU! | | |;;:. |88| '============' | |;;:. |88| | |::. |88| | |;;:' |88| | |:;, |88| | '---------------------""""---------------------' more gifts... -=[ balloons ]=- 1/97 .-'"'-. / # \ : # : .-'"'-. \ / / # \ \ / : # : jgs `'q'` \ / ( \ / ) `'p'` ( ) ) ( ) -=[ balloons ]=- 1/97 .-'"'-. / # \ : # : .-'"'-. \ / / # \ \ / : # : jgs `'q'` \ / ( \ / ) .-'"'-.`'q'` ( / # \ ( ) # : ) .-'"'-. ( \ / ( / # \ \ / ) # : jgs `'q'` ( \ / ( \ / ) `'p'` ( ) ) ( ) -=[ party hat and balloons ]=- 6/00 ^ _...._ ^ .' '. _...._ ^ / \' '. |X / \ -. \ |X | ^ .-. |'.-. .' \ / \;/ `/\` '. .' / \ ( `/\` / \ \ ^ `) ^ / \ ) ( ^ /'-...-'\ ( \ /-.__ __.-\ ) jgs '._ ` _.' ^ / `"""""` @@ birthday cake @@ 11/96 ~ ~ * * * * * * ~ * * ~ * * ~ * * ~ ) ( ) * * ~ ) (_) ( (_) ) (_) ( * * (_) # ) (_) ) # ( (_) ( # (_) * _#.-#(_)-#-(_)#(_)-#-(_)#-.#_ * .' # # # # # # # # # # # `. ~ * : # # # # # # # # : ~ :. # # # # .: * * | `-.__ __.-' | * | `````"""""""""""````` | * * | | ||\ |~)|~)\ / | | |~||~\|~ |~ | | ~ ~ * | | * | |~)||~)~|~| ||~\|\ \ / | * * _.-| |~)||~\ | |~|| /|~\ | |-._ .' '. ~ ~ .' `. * jgs : `-.__ __.-' : `. `````"""""""""""````` .' `-.._ _..-' `````""""-----------""""````` -=[ birthday cake ]=- 2/97 66666 __|||||__ H A P P Y {._._._._.} B I R T H D A Y ! jgs __{._._._._.}__ `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` -=[ birthday cake ]=- 3/97 , , , , , # # # # # _#_#_#_#_#_ {_` ` ` ` `_} _{_._._._._._}_ {_ H A P P Y _} _{_._._._._._._._}_ {_ B I R T H D A Y _} .---{_._._._._._._._._._}---. ( `"""""""""""""""""""""` ) jgs `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` -=[ small birthday cake ]=- 3/97 ,,,,, _|||||_ {~*~*~*~} __{*~*~*~*}__ jgs `-------------` -=[ birthday cake ]=- 3/99 * * * * *|_*|_*|*|_ .-'`|* |* |*| `'-. |`-.............-'| | M A R T I N | \ _ .-. _ / ,-|'-' '-' '-' '-'`|-, /` \._ _./ `\ '._ `"""""""""""` _.' jgs `''--...........--''` ) ( .--' '--. / \ `'---------'` * * * *|_*|_*|*_ .-'`|* |* |*| `'-. |`-............-'| | | \ _ .-. _ / ,-|'-' '-' '-' '-'|-, /` \._ _./ `\ '._ `""""""""""` _.' jgs `''--..........--''` -=[ birthday cakes ]=- 11/00 , , , , , , , , , , , , , \> \> || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || ((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@)) ((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@)) { _ _ } { |_||\ |_)|_)\/ } { | ||-\| | / } { _ _ ___ _ } { |_)||_) | |_|| \|\ \/ } { |_)|| \ | | ||_/|-\/ } { } ((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@)) ((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@)) { } { } { _ } { |/ \|_||\ | } { (_|\_/| || \| } { } { } { } ((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@)) (jgs)((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@)) -=[ birthday cake ]=- 11/00 ,,,,,,, _|||||||_ +*+*+*+*+*+ } { +*+*+*+*+*+ ) ( jgs /___\ -=[ cats & birthday greetings ]=- 3/97 |\=/| H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y ! _ /6 6\ )) =\_Y_/= ,,,,, |\=/|.-"""-. (( / ^ \ _|||||_ /6 6\ \ \\ /| | |\ {~*~*~*~} =\_Y_/= (_ ;\ jgs \( | | | ) __{*~*~*~*}__ ^//_/-/__/// `"" ""` `-------------` (( ` -=[ Lion w/Birthday cake ]=- 8/97 ,%%%%%%%%, ,%%/\%%%%/\%% ,%%%\c "" J/%%% ,,,,, %. %%%%/ 6 6 \%%% ||||| `%%. %%%% _ |%%% @@@@@@@@@ `%% `%%%%(__Y__)%%' {~*~*~*~} // ;%%%%`\-/%%%' @@@@@@@@@@@@@ (( / `%%%%%%%' {~* HAPPY *~} \\ .' | { BIRTHDAY } \\ / \ | | {~~*~~*~~*~~} \\/ ) | | @@@@@@@@@@@@@ jgs \ /_ | |__ __) (__ (___________))))))) /_______\ ,%%%%%%%%, %%/\%%%%/\%%, ,,,,, %%%\C "" J/%%%, ,%%%%%%%, ||||| %%%/ 6 6 \%%%% .% ,%%/\%%%%/\%, @@@@@@@@@ %%%| _ %%%% .%%` ,%%%\c "" J/%%, {~*~*~*~} '%%(=_Y_=)%%%%' %%` %. %%%%/ d b \%%% @@@@@@@@@@@@@'%%%\-/`%%%%; \\ `%%. __ %%%% _ |%%% {~* HAPPY *~} '%%%%%%%` \ )) `%% .-' `"~--"`%%%%(=_Y_=)%%' { BIRTHDAY } | '. // // .' `. `%%%%`\7/%%%'__{~~*~~*~~*~~} | | / \ // (( / ; `%%%%%%%'____@@@@@@@@@@@@@ | | ( \// `.`--' ,' _,`-._____`-, __) (__ __| | _\ / `"""`._____ `--,` `))) /_______\ (((((((___________) jgs `~"-))) -=[ Sweet Sixteen Birthday Cake ]=- 3/97 ( ) 6666666666666666 ( o ) ) ( |||||||||||||||| ) ( ( o |||||||||||||||| o ( ) o o |||||||||||||||| ( o ( .-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-. ) ( ) {*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*} ( ) ( {* (_~| ||_~|_~~|~ | / *} ( ) {* ,_)|/\||_ |_ | |(_) *} o ( o {* *} ) .-=-=`'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-'`=-=-. o ( ( {*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*} ) ) {* *} ( {* H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y *} o {* *} o _____{*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*}_____ [ jgs `-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-` ] `"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` -=[ Birthday Wishes - "in dog years" ]=- 6/97 H a p p y B i r t h d a y ... did you know that in dog years, you would be dead! .-""""""-. `;-, / @) @)\ \-\ | `-. \=\ _oO)\O)\O)\O)\Oo_OOo=\ _ \ \-\oO( )/ // // // /_(_` )~`\ @) / ( ` )|/ // // // /( ` )| `-.__ _.' || |||| || || || | | | | VvvvvV \| |||| || || || | | | | | ||)| || || || | | | _) (_,_))\ \\ \\_;`-'(_,_) ) ( ' )\ `-'`-' ( ` ) \ | |\ \ `\ \\ \ | | \ \ \ \\ \. | | (_,_) \ \. _) jgs (_,_)\)\)\) (_,_)\) \)\)\)' ' ' \)\)\)' ' ' ' ' ' ' -=[ birthday wishes ]=- 11/97 * ( + *. . ) ) .===, ( * . ( \|/ (_,/\ \ \|/ . + .-"-|( (`a a( ) )| + ( / \\ ) \= ) ( // ) + . |# \'---' (__)'/* .-"-. ) \___/ '-(_)^(_)-' /# \ ( ' * /^ \ / . | | ( * '/ . \ * \___/ . \ /\___/\ ' ^\ + ) | \_/ | ) . ) * . @%@%@%@%@%@%@ ( ( ( { happy } ) * ) * { birthday! } + ( ( @%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@ ) ' + { } * ( { SHANAKA } jgs { } ( * @%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@ + -=[ woman in cake ]=- 8/98 \\\ , \ `| ) ( .-""-. | | /_ { '. | | (/ `\ } ) | | ^/ ^`} { \ \ \= ( { ) \ \ '-, { {{ \ \_.' ) } ) \.-' ( ( /'-.'_. ) ( } \_( { _/\ ) '--' `-;\ \ _.-' / / / <\/>_.' .' / / <\/>/. ' /<\// / _ |\`- _ . -/| - _- ` _.-'`_/- | \ - - - - \\\ }`<\/> <\/>`{ { -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- } } { <\/>. <\/> {`<\/> <\/>`} } -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- { { } } } { H A P P Y { <\/> B I R T H D A Y <\/> `<\/> <\/>' jgs -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- -=[ Birthday wishes ]=- 6/98 _,--._ .-'` '. _, .-' \.-' / .-' _ | .'-. -` -. \ `) .' _ _ '. | / / / \ / \ \ \ | ) | | ( | \.-' \ 0 0 / '-./ ( ( .----. _ ) ) '-. / | .-' \ \_____.' / / \ . / / \ '----/ / \ `-` / \ ( / (`"(_)"`) /`"|`|"`\ / | | \ _,;==""| |""==;,_ /{ HAPPY }\ \'=._BIRTHDAY!_.='/ |`=._`"====="`_.=`| | `""===""` | |`=._ _.=`| _|_ _ `"""="""` _ _|_ / / / | | \ \ \ \ \ \ /"==...=="\ / / / `-`-;-'`"==="`'-;-`-` | | | / | \ \_ | _/ / / \ .-()'`--.__|_.---`'()-. /` \X() | ()X/ `\ | | ; | | jgs \ ___|______ / `._ ____|___ / `""""""""""` `""""""""` -=[ Cake with Balloons and Confetti ]=- 11/97 .-"-. * ( + / \ . ) ) ) |# | ( * . ( . \___/ . + .-"-. * /^ + ( / \ ) ( .-"-. ) + . |# | ( * / \ ( ) \___/ ) ( |# | ( ' * /^ ) \___/ ( * ' ( ^\ * ' . \ , , , , , ' \ + ) | | | | | ) . * . @%@%@%@%@%@%@ ( ) ( { happy } \ ( * ) * { birthday! } ) ( ( @%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@ ) ' + { } * ( { SHANAKA } . ) jgs { } ( * @%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@ + -=[ Birthday greeting ]=- 11/98 . . *+*+* + * .---, } * ||||| .---. /# `\ .--. { ) @@.@.@.@@ / \ . | | / \ } ( |'='='='| |# | '. _/ |# | + @@.@.@.@.@@ '._ _,/ `(^ \_ _.' + * ) |'='='='='| (^ + ) (^ * . @@.@.@.@.@.@@ ) * ( ) _ _ ___ ___ ___+__ __ ___ _ ___ ___+ _ _ ___ ___ __ *__ ( | | |/ \| \| \\ \/ / | _ \| || \| || | || \/ \\ \/ / ) | || - || -_/| -_/ \ / | _ <| || - / | | | || | || - | \ / jgs |_|_||_|_||_| |_| /_/ |___/|_||_._\ |_| |_|_||___/|_|_| /_/ .---. / \ * .---. * |# | + / \ + ) \ / *+*+*+*+*+*+*+* ( |# | ( `-.' ||||||||||||||| ) '. _/ * ^) @^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@ + `(' / {-= H A P P Y =-} _((><))_ \ * jgs ( @^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@ |___||___| ) + _{B I R T H D A Y}_ |---||---| (` @^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@ `) |___||___| `"""""""""""""""""""` -- _ {_} .---. ( /~\ / \---. * ) + /~*~\ |# | \ * ( ( /~*~*~\ \_ _/# | ) + o888888888o (^ \_ _/ ) + {{{{{}}}}}}}. ) (^ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com ( {{{{ }}}}}}}}} ( ) }}}}} _ _ {{{{{ ) ( ASCII Art Gallery: * }}}} 6 6 {{{{ http://www.ascii-art.com {{{{{ ^ }}}}} * {{{{{{\ -=- /}}}}}} If a candle factory burns down, {{{{{{{;.___.;}}}}}}} does everyone just stand around {{{{{{{) (}}}}}}}' and sing "Happy Birthday?" `""'"': :'"'"'` jgs `@` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/dec12.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/dec12.htm embed(/web/20091028053411oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/lookalot.mid) Midi Controls .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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'----'._`.----. \ ` \; jgs ;_\ ,-._ _.-' '--. .' _ -`\_ / .----.`_.'----' ;/ ` jgs /_; ._ ._ ._ ._ _.-._)`\_.-._)`\_.-._)`\_.-._)`\_.-._ ~ fish ~ ~MY AQUARIUM OF FISH~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ . ` / . ,../... . . . / `\ / . \ . o < ' ) =< /\ . \ \ / \ . __ >=)'> `'\'"'"' /o \/ \/ . / o /, \__/\ .:/ / . /--\ / / <')=< . ,,///;, ,;/ ::::::::;;\\\ \ \_/ . ''\\\\\'' ';\ ( \ . __ ) <'_>< ( ( ( ,/.. ` ) ) ( ) <') `=< ) ( ( ) ( ``\``` ( ) _____)_____(____)______________________________________)____(_______jgs_ ( some of the fish in here are my creations, 3 are not... from left to right- yes is my original work, no is someone elses... yes, no, yes, yes/yes (tie), yes, yes, no, and no) ~ more fish ~ (my first ascii drawing was one of these fish!) ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~ ~ ~ \ ' o ' /\ o \ o >=)'> ' /\ ' \/ \ >=)'> ~ / /\ \/ ~ >=)'> / . \/ ) / ( ~ ) ) } ~ ( ( ( { ) ) ) } } . 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(( )) \ | ~ \\ (( \ | )) ` ~ \ | ` \ | jgs .` `""-. .' \ ~ ~ | |\ | \ / '-._| \.' -=[ worm on a hook ]=- 8/99 / jgs () || || __ \\ / > \\ ||` .-"||". \\/ _//. `\ ( (-' \ \ \ ) | | `" / / / / | ( _ \ `.-.-.'o`\ '.( ( ( .--' `"`"'` -=[ fishing ]=- 8/99 ,=. .' `\\ () .' \+/> .' \@| .' /| jgs .-.'-. _\_\ `""""` more fishing on sports page -=[ fish ]=- 2/98 _ _ _ ,="`/ / /'=. / / / / / / /'. /_/_/_/_/_/ / / \ _.='/ .-' - _ - _ -`"-,/ /\ .'_.='/ / -_ - _ - _ - _ -\/.'|/_.=`/ / @ _="`} _- _- _\.=/_. ="; / -"_="} - _ - _ -=_-_"=; \-. '=._} ,._--_=_; `-._ ._ /;' \ `"=.; `"\`;-.}_ _ _.;\ \/ \'=._\ jgs \ =.}\ \ \ \ \' '._=_.\ \_}`=._\_\.'` '=.\ -=[ fish ]=- 7/98 __, .-'_-'` .' {` .-'````'-. .-'``'. .'(0) '._/ _.-. `\ } '. )) _<` )` | `-.,\'.\_,.-\` \`---; .' / ) ) '-. '--: ( ' ( ) '. \ '. ) .'( / ) )/ ( '. / '._( ) .' jgs ( ( `-. -=[ goldfish ]=- 8/00 _, _, .' ( .-' / _/..._'. .' / .-'` ` '-./ _.' ( o) ;= <_ '-.,\\__ __.-;`\ '. \) |`\ \) '. \ \_/ jgs '-._\ ` and a variation of one of Joan's fish by a friend of mine..... ,__ | `'. __ |`-._/_.:---`-.._ ) \='. _/..--'`__ `'-._| ( \- '-.--"` === ----/--(O)-|', ) )= ( --_ | _.' ( /_=.'-._ {=_-_ | .--`-.====* /_.' `\`'-._ '-= \ \\\\.' jgs ) _.-'`'-.. _..-\\\\ /_.' `/";';`| \` .'/ '--' -Clyde DocWatsn@aspi.net -=[ fishbowl ]=- 7/00 ,___________, .' '. /~~~^~~~^~^~~~\ | . | | .-". , | | ( <') )>{ | \ )) '-`' ` / jgs '.(________.' '---------' -=[ fishbowl ]=- 9/00 __ __ __ __ __ __ .' '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' '. | | \ / .-` ___.....-----.....___ '-. .:-""`` ``""-:. /`--..___ ___..--'\ / `""---.......---""` \ ; ; | | | | | | ; ; \ / \ / '. .' '-._ _.-' ( ) `""------.....------""` __.............__ .--""``` ```""--. ':--..___ ___..--:' \ ```"""""""``` / .-` ___.....-----.....___ '-. .:-""`` ~ ~ ``""-:. /`-..___ ~ ~ ~___..-'\ / ~ '`""---.........---""` \ ; ; ; '::. ' _, _, ; | '::: ' .' 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(_/._Y_.\_) -=[ Pinchers, the lobster ]=- 6/98 ."".-._.-."". | \ | / | \ \.T./ / '-./ \.-' / \ ; ; | | | | / \ | . | __.| : |.__ .-'` | : | `'-. /` ."\ 0 : 0 /". `\ | _/ './ : \.' \_ | | / /`"""`\ \ | \ \ .-' '._ / / jgs '-._\ /_.-' -=[ octopus ]=- 9/97 ___ .-' `'. / \ | ; | | ___.--, _.._ |0) ~ (0) | _.---'`__.-( (_. __.--'`_.. '.__.\ '--. \_.-' ,.--'` `""` ( ,.--'` ',__ /./; ;, '.__.'` __ _`) ) .---.__.' / | |\ \__..--"" """--.,_ `---' .'.''-._.-'`_./ /\ '. \ _.-~~~````~~~-._`-.__.' | | .' _.-' | | \ \ '. `~---` \ \/ .' \ \ '. '-._) \/ / \ \ `=.__`~-. jgs / /\ `) ) / / `"".`\ , _.-'.'\ \ / / ( ( / / `--~` ) ) .-'.' '.'. | ( (/` ( (` ) ) '-; ` '-; (-' -=[ oyster w/pearl ]=- 4/97 _..--~~--.._ .~ . ~ . ~. /_.--._.--._.--._\ \ () / '.--._.--._.--.' jgs `=.,____,.=` -=[ clam ]=- 12/98 _.--"":""--._ .' .-'.' '.'-. '. / .' / ' \ '. \ ;-.__.--:__:--.__.--; ;-.__.--.__.--.__.--; \'. \ : : / .' / '.\ '. '. .' / .' jgs `'--.:.:.--'` -=[ clam ]=- 5/99 _..._ .' 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Most everyone has seen some sort of ASCII art, either in regular ASCII Art topics, (such as in the Family RT), as part of the opening screen for various RoundTables, or as part of a cute little signature by the members themselves. This is a sample of a signature ASCII art: _ ('v') ( ) "Birdie" ~/'~'~~ My pictures are done for the computer screen, and look best on a screen that is set for a dark background and light letters. Viewing the pictures on a light background with dark letters (either on the screen or on paper, printed up) makes them look a little like photo negatives, light where it's supposed to be dark, and dark where it's supposed to be light. Just keep in mind how your pictures will be viewed, while you're creating them. Some of the pictures I've done will "translate" just fine to a different setup, some don't do nearly as well. 2. The CANVAS, or "Targon's secret." One of the very first ASCII artists on GEnie, TARGON, came up with the idea of creating a "canvas." To make it easier to put your characters where they need to go, start with a blank canvas. In most word processing programs, (including Aladdin's text editor), the cursor can't be moved somewhere it's never been before. That's fine if you know exactly where you want each character, and can type it in perfectly the first time, but if you need to experiment, like I do, you'll want to move that cursor around with your arrow keys. The canvas consists of a screen full of lines, and the lines consist of nothing but spaces you've tapped in with your spacebar. This is the way I made mine: First, go to the program you plan to use to make your pictures. Since I use Aladdin, I'll describe the procedure I use. While offline, go to a reply screen, such as the ASCII Art topic in the FAMILY BB. (Category 3, topic 18.) Hit "r" for "reply." When the screen comes up, draw a line of dashes across the top, and then hit the enter key oh... about twenty times or so. At the end of the screen, draw another line of dashes across the bottom. Go back to the top of the screen, press the down arrow once, and start hitting the space bar. When you get to the end of the line, use the down arrow to get to the next line. Do not hit "enter" again, and do not let the line of spaces wrap around. Hit the space bar again, filling the next line with spaces, and again when you get to the end of the line, use the down arrow key to get to the next line. Continue doing this till you've filled all 20 lines with blank spaces. At this point, it would be wise to "save" the "canvas" so that you don't have to go through this every time you want to do a picture. To save a file on Aladdin, you hold down the control key and tap the K, then the W. A little screen will pop up, asking for a name. I chose the name "canvas," but then, I'm an original thinker. :) From then on, when you want to create a new picture, you can "recall" the canvas by going to a reply screen. To recall the canvas using Aladdin, hold down the control key and tap the K then the R. You'll see that little window come up, asking for a file name, and you type in the name you gave your canvas. Then hit enter, and the canvas will be on the screen. For those who would rather skip this step, I've included a canvas at the end of the file. Since most of my pictures are rather large, the canvas is larger than I've specified here. 3. How to start, or "Whaddaya mean, just start tapping keys?" Now you're ready to begin creating your picture. The first thing you need to do is make sure your text editor is in "overwrite" mode. In Aladdin's default setting, that means you'll need to hit the "insert" key one time. This way, each character you tap into place will overwrite the blank space. If you do not have your text editor in overwrite mode, each character you tap in will be inserted between your spaces, and the lines will begin to wrap almost immediately. If that happens, don't panic, just delete the extra keys, press the "insert" key and start again. I guarantee you, you'll notice quickly. Another pointer to remember: If you've tapped something in and you don't like it, or if you've made a mistake, do NOT erase it using the backspace key. The backspace key will delete that space, and it'll offset the rest of that line by one. You may not notice that if you've only backspaced once, but if you've backspaced a dozen characters out of the way, you'll have a line that's shorter than the rest by that many spaces. If you want to correct a mistake, just use your arrow keys till the cursor is on the space you want to change, and tap in the character you want. (Again, make sure you are in overwrite mode.) If you forget and backspace an error away, hit the insert key again, then hit the spacebar till you've added back in the spaces you accidentally deleted, then hit the insert key again to go back to overwrite mode. Oh, one more thing... For some reason, it's best to leave the first space on each line blank. Your art will look fine while you're creating it, but when it gets uploaded to GEnie a character on the very first space of the line will cause the following lines get shifted over one space, and that's enough to mess up a picture. This is especially true if you have used any asterisks (*) as first characters on the line. The asterisk is used on GEnie to say, "The following is a command, not part of the text." People viewing your work won't even see that line. 4. Sources, or "Where do I find pictures to try?" Most of us have some little doodle we've done for years... I've always drawn little elephant fannies all over papers and scraps. I'd suggest that you translate YOUR doodle to ASCII art as your first piece. It's familiar, and you'll know if it doesn't look quite right. Play with it till you're satisfied with it. For your next piece, choose something simple. You'll have an easier time, and you'll build your confidence. Children's coloring books are a great place to find simple pictures to try. While you're finding the sorts of pictures you enjoy doing, you'll be developing your very own style of ASCII art. One of the greatest things about this particular art form is that each style is so distinctively different. Once an artist has the basics down, you can almost tell WHO did a picture before you see their name at the bottom of the screen. Some of the ASCII Artists you've probably seen at one time or another here on GEnie are TARGON, PHOENIX, TSUEX, and RIKROK. All of these people have very individual styles. Some pictures look like drawings with ASCII characters, some look more like paintings. They're all delightful. Holiday pictures are my favorites. I can find samples from newspapers, comic books, coloring books, art books, and sometimes from my own imagination. Most of the time I need a pattern, even if the finished product doesn't look anything like the original. It gives me an idea of where to go first. :) 5. Choosing Characters, or "Which characters do I want to use?" First of all, your choice of characters depends on what effect you're looking for. If you are "sketching" with ASCII characters, you'll want to pay special attention to the following keys: / ` " ' \ , . _ - = ~ ^ ; | Notice that all of these characters have been entered on the same line, but many are in different positions on that line. The apostrophy is higher on the line than the comma, for instance. Keep this in mind as you "sketch" because sometimes that small difference is enough to make or break your picture. If you are going for a more filled in look, such as I do in my pictures, you will also want to keep in mind the relative value of the characters as far as light and shade go. Look at the following characters: @ # $ & X % > / ; : Notice that when you are using a dark background, light letters, that the @ and # keys provide a lot of light. You would use these characters to highlight your work. The : and ; let much less light through, so those would be the characters you shade with. If you are working on a reverse screen, with a light background/dark characters, the opposite would hold true. Keep in mind, too, that for detail work there are several characters that are very similar, but subtly different, and can add just the right amount of contrast to get the effect that you want. For instance: S $ : ; % X 0 O One more thing that will help you get the look you want is the relative height of capital and lower case letters. When you need a line to taper a bit, using a lower case letter is sometimes the perfect "bridge" between high and low characters. For instance: S s X x O o @ a To taper these lines even further, when a very gradual decrease is wanted, use both of these methods, somtimes using them more than once. For instance: Ss,..,sS or -=*@*=- or .,%,. SSss,,..,,ssSS or ..,,;;|;;,,.. Also remember that what is low on one line can be the perfect bridge for something high on the line directly under. This is especially helpful when you're creating signatures of some kind... For instance: ,;;;, ;; .;' ;; `;, . `';,. .;. ;. ,;;;, .;. .;;;. ';. ;; ;; ;; ',,. ;; ;; ;; ,;;;.;; ;; ;; ;; . ;; ;; ;;'' ;; ';;;;' `;;';;' ';;;' ';. `;;;' `;;;;' 6. Small pictures, or "Good things come in small packages." VERY small pictures can be a lot of fun to do. Just remember that with those tiny ASCII pictures, a LOT is left to the imagination. Sometimes a suggestion of what you're looking for is the best you can do. For instance, the following was done on only two lines: ~|_ (_)\_ It's certainly no photograph, but most people will recognize this as a wheelchair. Another fun use for tiny ASCII graphics are for signing off e-mail, especially during the holidays. For instance, during the Christmas season, I like to sign letters off with one of the following: <\oOo/> ### ### ### ### /\ //\\ ///\\\ ][ It's important to remember that many RoundTables on GEnie (Such as the FAMILY and Personal Growth RoundTable) frown on the use of excessive ASCII art in regular topics. This is due to the fact that users who are visually impaired and use voice synthesizers have a heck of a time with this stuff... For instance, a blind user coming across the top Christmas miniature would hear, "lesser than, backslash, o, O, o, slash, greater than..." And that's only the FIRST ROW! Can you imagine how irritating that would be? Some voice synthesizers do not "pronounce" punctuation, but they do pause for many punctuation marks. For instance, if your little ASCII picture consists of a lot of periods and commas, the voice synthesizer will pause for each. If there's enough there, the user may think that he or she was discontinued. If you are on a RoundTable and you don't know what their policy is, it's best to preface any ASCII art with a warning phrase, placed a line above the actual art: "WARNING: ASCII Art to follow." And don't be offended if it's returned to you. There are many ASCII Art topics on GEnie, and your work is VERY welcome there. :) 7. Big pictures, or "Bigger is better, right?" Though a large picture can be a little intimidating, it is often easier to do than a small picture. Large pictures give you room to add detail. If you are doing a picture on, say, ten lines, you don't have as much room to develop curves and angles. Your work has to be much more precise, and it's not always possible. On the other hand, on a large picture, you have much more room to develop not only curves and angles, but also shading and highlighting. Where do you start on a large picture? Well, first of all you'll probably want more than one "canvas" to work on. Just add another canvas or two on the end of the previous one so that you have plenty of room. Get rid of the excess lines between them with the "control-y" keysequence. Some ASCII artists consistently start with the eyes, if the picture HAS eyes. Personally, I start in a different place each time, but most often I start on what will give me the most problems. For instance, on the tiger I started with the nose. I'm not exactly sure WHY that nose was such a bugger (sorry, couldn't resist... :) but once I got that done, I figured I could finish the rest of the picture. Other times, when there isn't an area that I feel I need to start on, I might start at the very top, so that I can get a relative feel for the width and length of the picture. Once I've started the picture, I will most of the time go ahead and tap in the rest of the basic shape. Afterwards I'll go through and add the highlighting, shading, and other detail work that I want. Sometimes when you're sitting so close to the screen, tapping in the pictures, NOTHING you do looks right. If that's the case, stand back from the screen.... Or squint your eyes. Or if you wear glasses, take them off for a moment. Many times you'll see the picture "come together" when you try one of these little tricks. When you're finished, make sure you save your picture. You save your picture the same way you saved the canvas; hold down the control key, hit the K and then the W. When the screen comes up, give your picture a name. That way you can bring it up again whenever you'd like. 8. ASCII Art protocol, or "Gee, this is neat, can I show my friends?" ASCII art IS neat, and it's great to get it in the mail. Kids (and the kid in all of us) enjoy watching it download, as the picture takes shape right before our eyes. Though I can only speak for myself, I don't mind at all when pictures are "shared" with others. Some of my pictures have been to many different countries, on many other continents, and that tickles me. Though tastes differ, appreciation of art is something everyone has in common, especially in such a fun, unexpected form as ASCII art. What I do ask, though, is that my name be left on the picture. If you KNOW the source of the art, include the artist's name. It's not enough to put in a line that says, "yes, it's stolen." There have been times in the past that I've received my OWN artwork back in e-mail to me, along with a note that says, "See, you're not the only one who can do this stuff..." Even more irritating is seeing my own picture with credit given to someone else. This stuff may not be as "important" as some great literary work, but ASCII artists DO spend an hour or more on each picture to make something that will give others pleasure. Give them credit. 9. Printing up ASCII Art -- or "Eww. Why does this look so bad on paper?" Why is it when we print up this ASCII art it looks sort of squatty? One reason is that the "characters per inch" is different on the paper than it is on the screen. In old "typewriting" terms, "Pica" print is ten characters to the inch. "Elite" print is twelve characters to the inch. The screen is fairly close to "elite," the default pitch of many printers is closer to "pica." The printer will print the line character by character rather than inch at a time. The difference isn't much, but when the picture is six inches wide, that means when it's printed, it'll be seven and a half inches wide. Thus, the "squatty" look. To correct it, when you print out the work, change the default pitch to something that is closer to the size on the screen. If you play with it enough, it'll work out. The second reason ASCII art may look a little strange on paper is that it may have been created for a dark rather than a light background. (Paper is light. :) For instance, if I create a picture, using the @##@ characters as highlights, it's easy for you to see that on a white piece of paper, those characters are actually DARK, not light. The solution is to either 1) keep in mind HOW the picture will be seen. If your picture will be seen mostly printed up, work on a light background with dark characters while you're creating it. 2) Hand the picture to a child to color. They can fix anything. :) My canvas... (I put a + in the center): =====================================+==================================== =====================================+==================================== See Susie Oviatt's ASCII Art .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/indexpeople.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/indexpeople.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ~ Welcome to ~ ~ ~ joan stark's ASCII Art Gallery ~ ~ - PEOPLE, CREATURES, AND CHARACTERS - .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. What makes this page different from some other ASCII art sites? The main difference is that nearly all the pictures you will find at this site were created by one person. .-*-._.-*-.(...spunk...jgs...joan stark...) .-*-._.-*-. 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MEN /=\_.@._/=\ WOMEN (163K) /==/ _ _ \==\ (94K) astronaut, soldiers, jester, /==( - )==\ gramma, fortune teller, indian, pirate, Napolean, |===\ = /===| bikini, nerdette, nun, nerd, grouch, magician, \====|-V-|====/ senior, flasher, faces, doctor, wimp, cannibals, \===| |===/ fur coated, more biker, hippie, more jgs |==| |==| '=.| |.=' ,==. / 66\ COUPLES CHILDREN & BABIES \c -_) (58K) (136K) `) ( bride/groom, nerd/nerdette, babies, kewpies, girls, / \ |~~~ amish, knight/princess, boys, brothers, / \ \ | faces, 'love story', flowergirl, girl on (( /\ \_ |~~~ hospital couple, more swing, family, more \\ \ `--`| / / / |~~~ jgs_______ (_(___)_| (______ <\-/> ______) /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ /_ \(o_o)/ _\ MYTHOS MYTHOS- P2 /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ (174K), (102K) \/ | / \ | \/ griffins, gargoyles, mermaids /((( )))\ unicorns, and more and fairies jgs __\ \___/ /__ creatures (((---' '---))) /:.:, MYTHICAL/ O \::/ MEDIEVAL o /|` THE (109K & 43K) _ ' sSSs /:| HUMAN BODY dragons, knights, swords, \\__\_SSSs/::| (118K) crowns, wizards, royalty, `--((S\SSSs/ hands, eyes, bones, more SS\\SSSs skulls, footprints, lips, ( 2 pages ) sSS//SSs smileys, skeleton, more jgs `Ss' MISCELLANEOUS RELIGIOUS ITEMS, CHARACTERS SYMBOLS & PEOPLE == (70K) (226K) <^\()/^> aliens, clowns, goblins, angels, demons, crosses, \/::\/ gremlins, jokers, reaper, rosary, star of David, jgs /::\ troll, more `''` cupid, jack-in-the-box, more .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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File: mirrors/jgs/data/mythos.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/mythos.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ,_ _ \`\ )\ , \`\| \/ |_/\ .-. , _/ ` ' |/\ _> \|\,_'> <__, `\ ,/\/\ /__ , / _ / `/) >_,/\ <_/| MYTHOS- * _____\/_\._\' , '-\ /\ /_, page 1 `-.\\_\\_\\} /| | >/ | ` / | D/ / ; ` _\ .' mythical | _.'| ; / /_, creatures | (_ | .' _> < |, _ `,`\_ ,_/ _.' \| 7/`\_;` \ /_ , ` ; _.-' / | < <' | `7 .-' \ / / jgs `\_/|/\ _\. \_< .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028044021oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/camelot.mid)Midi Controls pegasus mermaids (Mythos-2 Page) hippocampus King Neptune (Mythos-2 Page) gryphon wizards (Mythical-1 Page) gargoyles crystal balls (Mythical-1 Page) sphinx princess (Mythical-1 Page) harpy queen (Mythical-1 Page) hobgoblin Grim Reaper imp swords (Mythical-1 Page) cockatrice/basilisk Excalibur (Mythical-1 Page) triton sword & shield centaurs (Mythical-1 Page) Ganesha battle axe/shield/sword akeru (Mythical-1 Page) pooka/demon horse shield (Mythical-1 Page) wyvern crowns (Mythical-1 Page) Loch Nessie dragons and knights Medusa (Mythical-2 Page) unicorns angels (Religion Page) fairies/sprites/pixies (Mythos-2 Page) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. to MYTHOS- page 1: creatures/beings to MYTHOS- page 2: faeries and mermaids to MYTHICAL/MEDIEVAL- page 1: wizards, swords, royalty, more to MYTHICAL/MEDIEVAL- page 2: dragons and knights .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ Pegasus ]=- 1/97 , , {\ /} {~ \ ,__/~} {~= ;`'_)=} `{~,;) \~} `;/ \)=-" ~~( )/`==" /)) jgs \\\ ``" , }\\ }~ \\ }~=_\\,;._ }~-(;; '_) ,~---" / ~~~( )__\ ) /)) \\\ jgs \\\ \\\ ``" `"' =-[ pegasus ]=- 5/98 , .''. _.'. 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( ) / << >> \ ( '-._/`` ``\_.-' jgs __\\'--'//__ (((""` `""))) -=[ gargoyle ]=- 5/98 ,_ ___ _, .---.| '. _.' , '._ .' |.---. / \`\\' :;: '//`/. \ |; |; \,_ ' _,/ ;| ;| |;. \_|\d| _ |b/|_/ .;| \;;. /\_ /"\ _/\ .;;/ ';;;. |//( ___ )\\| ,;;;' \;;;-"` \ \V V/ / `"-;;;/ \/ / )-( \ \/ | , / | | \ , | ; ;/ | | \; ; \ | | . | | / \ \ |;:;| / / '. ` /:;:\ ` .' |'.__/--.--\__.'| |/` | `\| / , | , \ | / | \ | || | || ;\ / \ /; \\ | | // \| | | |/ jgs / \_/ \ ( `-._ ) `-. `-; `\|`, \'._\ \/ ` -=[ Sphinx ]=- 5/98 .sSSSSSSSs sSS=""^^^"s /\ , / \_\_\|_/_) /';; /| \\\/.-. .-./ / \;| /. \,S' - - | / -.;| | '.SS _| ; ; '-.;\, |'-.SS\ __ /S | _ ';\\. \' SSS\_____/SS | '- ';\\. \_SSS[_____]SS \ '--.-';;-. __SSS/\ SSS \ .--' ';;'.=SSS`\\_\_SSS `._ .-'` _';;..=.=.=.\.=\ ;-._-' _.;\.=.=.=.|.=| , _.-' `"=._ ;\=.=__/__/ )\ .'` __ ".;|.=.=.=./ (_\ .-` '. | \/=.=.=/` /\\ \-,| |.--'| / \`, // \ | | | ( (__) ) _.-'--, \ | | '--, ;----' -'--,__}}} \ '--, __}}} jgs \_________}}} \___}}} -=[ Sphinx ]=- 5/98 (\ \)-----,,_ /-. // / < ^ )_// / |- \/_/ ..._ `) _.'-"` '._ .'-' '. // __ `. \\ .=;;;;==. `\ | /;;);;);;);=.___) \__,.';;);)'';;);;);;;;. .--. || |`-.=' `=;;;;);;)\ ((``\\ || / `;--.__, `=;;);;) )) \`=. || | (_ ,-"` ` \`"` // `='` || | .-'(___ `'.,__ '--'/ jgs _;-' | `".---'`` ;---'`'-'` ``""""` `""""""""` -=[ sphinx ]=- tweaked by itz jgs+ .~~~. itz /|6 6|\ /O\_^_/O\ \/`===`\/ ,| |^| |. ____(n(n)_(n)n)____ """"""""""""""""""" -=[ sphinx ]=- 9/99 .""-. / / ( .-""-.__.-\__)_/ / ( | / _ \\_ _ \jgs____\'--\_____\\ ."""-. / _.\ | / _,! \ \ .""`\ '. '. / /.( .-""-._`;-\__)_/ / ( | / _ , \\_ _ \ '..___\'--\_____\\ `"""""`` ``` -=[ harpy ]=- 5/98 , , |\ /| , \'._ , , _.'/ , |\ {'. '-`\, ,-._**_.-, ,/`-' .'} /| \`'-'-. '.`\ \*____*/ /`.' .-'-'`/ ,'-'-._ '. ) ) /` `\ ( ( .' _.-'-', |\'- _ '. , / / /""\ \ \ , .' _ -'/| \'-. . ; ( \_|^ ^|_/ ) ; . .-'/ `'--, . ; {`-. \__/ .-'} ; . ,--'` '--`_. ; { ^ \ _| |_ / ^ } ; ._`--' `,_.-- ; { ^ `-'` `'-` ^ } ; --._,` ,_.- ; {^ / \ ^} ; -._, ,_.-`), /\{^,/\\_'_/\_'_//\,^}/\ ,(`-._, _.'.-` /.' \ / `.\ `-.'._ ` _.' ` \ / ` '._ ` .-'. .'-. .' `` ^ '. / ^ ^ ^ ^ \ | ^ ^ ^ | /^ ^/ \ ^ \ \,_^_/ ^ \_,^./ /=/ \^ / \=\ __ /=/_ | ^| _\=\ __ <(=,'=(==,) | | (,==)=',=)> /_/|_\ / \ /_|\_\ `V (=| .' '. |=) V` V / _/ \_ \ V jgs `"` \ / `"` \( -=[ hobgoblin ]=- 5/98 , _.._ , (`._."` `"._.') 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'_.-'.-' jgs _,-'` _.-'`_.-` .' \_.'`\.-` '---` `--` -=[ more centaurs ]=- 8/98 __ / _\ # \c / # / \___ # \`----`#==> | \ # ,%.-"""---'`--'\#_ %%/ |__`\ .%'\ | \ / // ,%' > .'----\ | [/ < <<` || `\\\ || )\\ )\ ^^^jgs^^"""^^^^^^""^^^^^^^^^^ _,._ ,%%%% .%%%_/ %%/( %%||)) ,%%%)\( ,%.-"""--%%%-`\\ %%/ ,% | .%'\ | \ /\ ,%' > .'----\ |\ \ < <<` || // `\\\ ||[/ )\\ )\ ^^^jgs^^"""^^^^^^""^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ Ganesha ]=- 8/98 _.!._ /O*@*O\ <\@(_)@/> ,;, .--;` `;--. , O@O_ / |d b| \ _hnn | `/ \ | | / \` | &&&& :##;\ /;##; &&&& | \ / `##/| |##' \ / | \ %%%%` {{{{{'''` `'''}}}}} <9-'-._ t |}}}}}} {{{{{{| y \__.___.'{{{{{{{ }}}}}}}'.___.__/ `[__/}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{\__]` {{{.' `'-._ _.-'` '.}}} }}/ ``` \{{ {{| |}} }}| |{{ .------{{{\ , , /}}}------. //.--------' ; ; '---------.\\ ((/// _ \ / _ \\\)) jgs (((--' `''-------'`'"'-----'"'`'-------''` '--))) -=[ pooka (demon horse) ]=- 5/98 ,_ _ \`\ )\ , \`\| \/ |_/\ .-. , _/ ` ' |/\ _> \|\,_'> ______ <__, `\ ,`'` `'. /__ , / _ /)` ', <_/| `\/ \,; ' , \ /_, ) | /| | | ` / | b/ / ; / .' | _.'| ; | /__, | / | .' | / |, _ \ | | _.' \| 7/ / '.. .' \ /_ , ,_ , ` ; | / |`\ /\ | \ <' ,_ \ Y |/\ .-. | \-' >`\| ` <__, (.-.`'--''\ .. \ '-. / , / `'---'''`. ` `'. '. \ .'_/| \ ,_'-.._. '. \ `' _/ \ \\`""-._ '. ; < _, \ \\__ `-;-' '. | \_// \ \ _`, \ \ .' < \ / \ \ \/ ;.-'` '-===' '. ; ; <__, `'. .` , |-. ,__.' `'-. ,;' ; '.\ /` .;;' ; ` /` _.' | _.--'` \ (`( \ \ \ \ '.'. .` ,. ) ) .'`. '_.-'.-' jgs _,-'` _.-'`_.-` .' \_.'`\.-` '---` `--` ,_ _ \`\ )\ , \`\| \/ |_/\ ._. , _/ ` ' |/\ _> `-'\,_> <__, `\ ,/\/\ /__ , / _ / `/) >_,/\ <_/| \/\ ._\' , '-\ _ /_, ` >/| /| | >/< ` / ` | D/ / ; ` _\ .' | _.'| ; / /_, | / | .' _> < |, _ \ | ,_/ _.' \| 7/ / '..\ /_ , ,_ , ` ; _.-' / |`\ /\ | < <' ,_ \ Y |/\ .-. | `7 .-' >`\| ` <__, (.-.`'--''\ / / \ `'-. / , / `'---'.`\_/|/\ _\. '. \ .'_/| \ ,_'-.._. \_< '. \ `' _/ \ \\`""-._ '. ; < _, \ \\__ `-;-' '. | \_// \ \ _`, \ \ .' < \ / \ \ \/ ;.-'` '-===' '. ; ; <__, `'. .` , |-. ,__.' `'-. ,;' ; `'.\ /` .;;' ; ` /` _.' | _.--'` \ (`( \ \ \ \ '.'. .` ,. ) ) .'`. 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'_.-'` jgs _,-'` ,-'` .' \_ `< '---` `'-'-` ,_ _ \`\ )\ , \`\| \/ |_/\ .-. , _/ ` ' |/\ _> \|\,_'> <__, `\ ,/\/\ /__ , / _ / `/) >_,/\ <_/| _____\/_\._\' , '-\ /\ /_, `-.\\_\\_\\} /| | >/ | ` / | D/ / ; ` _\ .' | _.'| ; / /_, | (_ | .' _> < |, _ `,`\_ ,_/ _.' \| 7/`\_;` \ /_ , ` ; _.-' / | < <' | `7 .-' \ / / jgs `\_/|/\ _\. \_< -=[ unicorn ]=- 5/98 ,%%%, --==% `%%%, |' )`%%, \_/\ @%%, __@@" %%%--"""-.%, /`__| \%% \\ \ / | /'%, \] | /----'. < `%, || `>> > || ///` jgs /( //( ,%%%, ,%%%` %==-- ,%%`( '| ,%%@ /\_/ ,%.-"""--%%% "@@__ %%/ |__`\ .%'\ | \ / // ,%' > .'----\ | [/ < <<` || `\\\ || )\\ )\ ^^^jgs^^"""^^^^^^""^^^^^^^^^^ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/stpat.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/stpat.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. __, ,___) _____) _____ ,_) ,_) ______) (--|__| _, _ _ (--(__-|- (--|__)_-|-,_' _ |_/ ', (--| \ _, _| |(_||_)|_)(_| ____)|. _| (_|| | |(_ | \ /_) _|__/(_|(_| ( | | ,_| ( ( \_, ( ,_| .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ________ .##@@&&&@@##. ,##@&::%&&%%::&@##. #@&:%%000000000%%:&@# A Weak Attempt at a #@&:%00' '00%:&@# Shamrock #@&:%0' '0%:&@# A Little Better Attempt at #@&:%0 0%:&@# a Shamrock #@&:%0 0%:&@# A Four Leaf Clover #@&:%0 0%:&@# Rainbow w/Shamrock & Pot of "" ' " " ' "" Gold _oOoOoOo_ .-.-. Erin Go "Braughless" (oOoOoOoOo) ( : ) Leprachaun Faces )`"""""`( .-.`. .'.-. Leprachaun w/Pot of Gold & / \ (_ '.Y.' _) Rainbow | # | ( .'|'. ) More Leprachauns \ / '-' | '-' Celtic Crosses jgs `=========` St. Patrick Claddagh An Irish Quiz embed(/web/20091028024026oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/aughrim.mid)Midi Controls .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ A Wimpy Shamrock ]=- 1/97 _ (_) (_)_) jgs T -=[ A Better Shamrock ]=- 1/97 .-.-. ( ) .-.\ : /.-. ( .`:`. ) ( /|\ ) jgs `"` | `"` -=[ Four Leaf Clover- converted from solid ASCII/artist unknown ]=- 3/97 ,-'~~~~-. .-~~~~`-. .' \ / `. ,-'` \ / `-. / , `\/ .' \ ( `\ || /~ ) ~. `\ || /` .~ `~~._____ `\ || /` ____.~~` ___!!!GOOD><@ .###@@::;%%&&00' ________) .###@@::;%%&&00' | | .###@@::;%%&&00' _ _|===LI===|_ .###@@::;%%&&00' / \_(____________) .###@@::;%%&&00' \ / (88 o o 88) .###@@::;%%&&00' \/\ 88: 7 :88` .###@@::;%%&&00' \/\ '88'=='88' .###@@::;%%&&00' \ \__'8888'__________.###@@::;%%&&00' \___<\""/>_____/_/_-'##@@::;%%&&00' / >< \ .###@@::;%%&&00' /__/--\__\ (oO@OoO@@o@oO@@o) '-.______.-' /`"""""""""""""`\ jgs _|_||_|_ | | ___LI)||(LI___ | | ( ~~ || ~~ ) \ / `-----''-----` '.___________.' -=[ leprachaun finding four-leaf clover ]=- 4/98 __...._ .-"` `\ / | | | \ | \ __...--'| \.-' |_..-, __\___...---'`_..-' (_______....--'\ / `\ (o \__ | | __) _ _ \ /`\ \ | (_Y_) _ '-.\_,| | T-._/ (_A_) _../`'T T-'` | | \__ _| .' | | | | \___ | /_\`\ / | | | | \ `/-`\ --| | \ | | | | /`----' |--' \ `\ \_; |`-.......-` .-.-'. \_LI ; / / /`-._ |`-\ \ jgs _/_/ / | \ \ ( ( ;.__ / \__,\__ `"`""` `""""` `.__._`; -=[ leprachaun ]=- 4/98 .-"""""-. \ / |.-----.| __|_______|___ '--;-'```'-;--' / / 6_6 \ \ ( ( _) ) ) ( ( .__. ) ) ( `._`-'_.' ) /`'-._`"`_.-'`\ | /___```___\ | \ |___|L|___| / \/ `"` \/ /..,_______,..\ / /\ \ | ,-' `-, | \ `\ ,-'` / jgs __LI`--`\|`.__/ ( /\ LI\ `.___,-'` \ | '.__/ -=[ St, Pat Wishes ]=- .-"""""-. \ / |.-----.| __|_______|___ HAPPY '--;-'```'-;--' ST. PATRICK'S / / 6_6 \ \ DAY ! ( ( _) ) ) / ( ( .__. ) ) ( `._`-'_.' ) /`'-._`"`_.-'`\ | /___```___\ | \ |___|L|___| / \/ `"` \/ /..,_______,..\ / /\ \ | ,-' `-, | \ `\ ,-'` / jgs __LI`--`\|`.__/ ( /\ LI\ `.___,-'` \ | '.__/ -=[ Celtic cross ]=- 2/97 .-------. |(~\o/~)| _.||\/X\/||._ ,-" || \ / || "-, ,' () ||o X o|| () ', / () ,-|| / \ ||-, () \ : o ,' ||/\X/\|| ', o ; .----------._)~ ~(_.----------. |\/)~~(\/\ (~\ /~) /\/)~~(\/| |(X () X) >o >-X-< o< (X () X)| |/\)__(/\/ _(_/|\_)_ \/\)__(/\| '----------' ) ( '----------' ; o ', ||\/~\/|| ,' o ; \ () '-|| \o/ ||-' () / ', () |(~\X/~)| () ,' '-._ ||\/ \/|| _.-' '|| \_/ ||' || X || ||\(/\/|| ||=)O(=|| ||/\/)\|| || X || || / \ || ||/\X/\|| jgs |(_/o\_)| '._____.' .-------. |(~\o/~)| _.||\/X\/||._ ,-" || \ / || "-, ,' () ||o X o|| () ', / () ,-|| / \ ||-, () \ : o ,' ||/\X/\|| ', o ; .----------._).-.-.(_.----------. |\/)~~(\/\ ( ) /\/)~~(\/| |(X () X) .-.\ : /.-. (X () X)| |/\)__(/\/( .`:`. )\/\)__(/\| '----------( /|\ )----------' ; o ', |"` | `"| ,' o ; \ () '-| /o\ |-' () / ', () |(~\ /~)| () ,' '-._ ||\/X\/|| _.-' '|| \_/ ||' || X || ||\(/\/|| ||=)O(=|| ||/\/)\|| || X || || / \ || ||/\X/\|| jgs |(_/o\_)| '._____.' -=[ Saint Patrick ]=- 11/97 .---. /.'"'.\ \\ || /^\ ,_),-',' .'_|_'. ()` < | > || \_____/ || {/a a\} || {/-.^.-\} (_| .'{ ` }'-._/|;\ / { } /; || | /`'-{ }-'; || | ; `'=|{ }|=' _/|| | | \| |~| | |/ || | |\ \ | | | ; || | | \ ||=| |=<\ || | | /\_/\| | | \`-||_/ '-| `;'| | | | || jgs | |+| |+| | || | | | | | | || | """ """ | || | | || |_ _ _ _ _ _| || |,;,;,;,;,;,| || `|||||||||||` || ||||||||||| || `"""""""""` "" .--. /.''.\ || \_) /^\ '.'--, .'_|_'. `() < | > || \_____/ || {/a a\} || {/-.^.-\} (_| .'{ ` }'-._/|;\ / { } /; || | /`'-{ }-'; || | ; `'=|{ }|=' _/|| | | \| |~| | |/ || | |\ \ | | | ; || | | \ ||=| |=<\ || | | /\_/\| | | \`-||_/ '-| `;'| | | | || jgs | | | | | | || | |+| |+| | || | """ """ | || |_ _ _ _ _ _| || |,;,;,;,;,;,| || `|||||||||||` || ||||||||||| || `"""""""""` "" -=[ Claddagh ]=- 2/97 __.--'"""""'--.__ __.--' '--.__ .-' '-. .' F R I E N D S H I P '. / L O Y A L T Y \ /` L O V E `\ / _______ \ / _.-'` `'-._ \ / .' .:. .:. '. \ : / ::::::::: \ : ; / ':::::::' \ ; | / ':::::' \ | | ; .:::::.:::.:::::. ; | | | ':::::::::::::::' | | | | .:::::::::::::::. | | | ; ':::::' : ':::::' ; | ; \ : / ; : .-"^`\ .:. /`^"-. : \ .' ___\ .:' ':. /___ `. / \ / /.---. O .---.\ \ / \ | // '-. _o/0\o_ .-' \\ | / \| ;| \ (0\|V|/0) / |; |/ \.:.|| |\_) \~_~_~/ (_/| ||.:./ jgs \` | \ . \ ; .-.^.-. ; / . / | `/ '\_\ \\ \ \ \ / ' \ / / / // /_/' \\ \ \ \ \ / / / / // `'-\_\_\ \ / /_/_/-'` ` '. .' ` ` The Claddagh is a visual portrayal of the eternal bond of friendship, loyalty, and love. The HEART symbolizes love, life's finest impulse. From it, generosity and compassion flow. The HANDS of friendship are clasped around the heart in a gesture of giving. As they cradle the heart gently, the hands are both protective and strong, like true friendship. The CROWN is symbolic of loyalty. It represents the reward of love, the highest achievement the human spirit has yet accomplished. To give the Claddagh is to forge the hands of love, friendship, and loyalty forever. -=[ Claddagh ]=- 2/97 .-"^`\ /`^"-. .' ___\ /___ `. / /.---. O .---.\ \ | // '-. _o/0\o_ .-' \\ | | ;| \ (0\|W|/0) / |; | \ || |\_) \~_~_~/ (_/| || / \ | \ . \ ; .-.^.-. ; / . / | / '\_\ \\ \ \ \ / ' \ / / / // /_/' \\ \ \ \ \ / / / / // jgs `'-\_\_\ \ / /_/_/-'` ` '. .' ` ` -=[ an Irish Quiz ]=- 3/97 .-"^`\ /`^"-. .' ___\ /___ `. / /.---. O .---.\ \ | // '-. _o/0\o_ .-' \\ | | ;| \ (0\|W|/0) / |; | \ || |\_) \~_~_~/ (_/| || / \ | \ . \ ; .-.^.-. ; / . / | / '\_\ \\ \ \ \ / ' \ / / / // /_/' \\ \ \ \ \ / / / / // jgs `'-\_\_\ \ / /_/_/-'` ` '. .' ` ` __, ,__) __,__) ,__) ____, __, ,__) .--. (--|__| _ (--| ,_ ' , |_ (--/_| ,_ _ (--\ | _ ) __| |(_)(_|_) __|__ | |/_)| | / | | (/_ \_|(_)(_| .-' ( ( |_, / (___| | . .-.-. ( : ) ~|~|_~(_~~|~ \|/~\| ||~) ~|~ /~\ ( IRISH .-.\ ' /.-. | |_ ,_) | |\_/\_/|~\ _|_.\_X. QUOTIENT ) (_.. 'Y' .._) ( /|\ ) jgs '-' | '-' .-. (_" \ 1. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? / `\ \ ^ ) ) 2. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? ( ( .:. ) ) 3. _oOoOo Where does ( ( [_||||| green beer \ \ ||||| come from? `\| ~~~~~ 4. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? 5. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? 6. What's Irish and stays out all night? _oOoOoOo_ (oOoOoOoOo) 7. How did the Irish jig get started? )`"""""`( / \ 8. Why do leprechauns have pots o' gold? | G O L D | \ / 9. What's an Irish windbreaker? `=========` 10. On St. Patrick's Day, while people are searching for tiny, little leprechauns, what are leprechauns searching for? @@ .##@@::;%%&&00' @><@ .###@@::;%%&&00' ________) .###@@::;%%&&00' | | .###@@::;%%&&00' _ _|===LI===|_ .###@@::;%%&&00' / \_(____________) .###@@::;%%&&00' \ / (88 6 6 88) .###@@::;%%&&00' \/\ 88: 7 :88` .###@@::;%%&&00' \/\ 888'=='888' .###@@::;%%&&00' \ \_'888888'_________.###@@::;%%&&00' \___<\""/>_____/_/_-'##@Oo@o%&&00' / >< \ .##oO@Oo@O@o&00' /__/--\__\ (oO@OoO@@o@oO@@o) '-.______.-' /`"""""""""""""`\ jgs _|_||_|_ | Happy | ___LI)||(LI___ | St. Patrick's | ( ~~ || ~~ ) \ Day! / `-----''-----` '.___________.' The ANSWERS: 1. He couldn't afford plane fare. 2. Real rocks would look funny. 3. Who cares? As long as it keeps coming! 4. He's Dublin over with laughter. 5. They're always a little short. 6. Pati O'Furniture! 7. Lots of beer and too few restrooms! 8. They like to "go" first class. 9. Someone who's had too much corned beef and cabbage! 10. Tiny, little women! -= Give yourself a point for each right answer, and put an "O" in front of your name! =- -joan (funny from an American Greetings card/ASCII art by me) -- .-.-. ( : ) joan stark .-.\ ' /.-. spunk1111@juno.com (_.. 'Y' .._) ( /|\ ) ASCII ART GALLERY: jgs '-' | '-' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Check out: Paddy's 50 Faves! (great Irish/Celtic websites) [paddy] & Wee Bit O' Fun http://www.nando.net/toys/stpaddy/stpaddy.html Irish Toasts and Blessings http://zinnia.umfacad.maine.edu/~donaghue/toasts.html .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/halowen2.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/halowen2.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028042804oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/worms.mid)Midi Controls _ _____ ____ __ / |___ / | _ \ __ _ _ _ ___ ___ / _| | | |_ \ | | | |/ _` | | | / __| / _ \| |_ | |___) | | |_| | (_| | |_| \__ \ | (_) | _| |_|____/ |____/ \__,_|\__, |___/ \___/|_| _ _ _ _ |___/ | | | | __ _| | | _____ _____ ___ _ __ | |_| |/ _` | | |/ _ \ \ /\ / / _ \/ _ \ '_ \ | _ | (_| | | | (_) \ V V / __/ __/ | | | |_| |_|\__,_|_|_|\___/ \_/\_/ \___|\___|_| |_| On the first day of Halloween my mailman brought to me -- a vulture in a dead tree .--. .-, .-..-.__ .'(`.-` \_.-'-./` |\_(_"\__ __.>\ '; _;---,._| / __/`'--) /.--. : |/' _.--.<| / | | _..-' `\ /' /` /_/ _/_/ >_.-``-. `Y /' _;---.`|/)))) '` .-''. \|: \.' __, .-'"` .'--._ `-: \/: /' '.\ _|_ /.'`\ :; /' `- `-|-` -` | | | :.; : | .-'~^~`-. |: | .' _ _ `. |:. | | |_) | |_) | :. : | | | \ | | | .jgs. : ; | | -."-/\\\/:::. `\."-._'."-"_\\-| |///."- " -."-.\\"-."//.-".`-."_\\-.".-\\`=.........=`//-". 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( | | ) '--------' '--------' .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028023649oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ppanther.mid)Midi Controls The Pink Panther Wallace & Gromit (large) Bananas in Pajamas Wallace & Gromit (small) Freddie the Fish Moon-Robot (W & Gr) Gumby Shaun the Sheep (W & G) Gumby and Pokey (small) Plotting Penguin (W & G) M & M Guys Mr & Ms. Pacman Blue, from "Blue's Clues" Paddington Bear Dinky Dog Pokey Norn Pop N. Fresh-Pillsbury Doughboy Snorks Raggedy Ann Chilly Willy Sonic the Hedgehog Homer Simpson White Power Ranger Helmet Teletubbies Smurfette Furby Spy at the Wall/ Cre8ture Inspector Gadget Rugrats Pokemon / Pikachu Chuck E. Cheese Pochocco Glinda, the Good Witch Hello Kitty Bookworm Bug Man Cat in the Hat (Dr. Suess) Veggietales - Bob Robot from 'Lost in Space' Rover Dangerfield Star Wars - C3PO, R2D2 Eggstravaganza Egg South Park Gang Ranger Rick Raccoon .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ Pink Panther ]=- 9/97 .--. .--. ( (`\\."--``--".//`) ) '-. __ __ .-' / /__\ /__\ \ | \ 0/ \ 0/ | \ `/ \` / `-. /-"""-\ .-` ._-. / '.___.' \ //';\\ \ I / // ;// `;--'`'--;` \\_;// '.___.' //-` ___| |___ ."`-. .-` .---. `-. / ) / .' '. \ / ) / /|| ||\ \ / /`""` / / || || \ \ / / / / || || \ / / / (___||___.-=--. \ / ( -; '-' `-----------.___~; || || || || || || || || || || |'. .'| ; `'--` ( (`-. / __ \ '-.`\ / , .'" `\ \ \ \ / /| | \ \ | | / / | | \ \ | | / / | | \ \ | | | | | | / / \ \ | | | | /` /` \ \ | | | | /` /` | | \ \ | | /` /` | | \ \ | |/` /` | | | | | /` /` \ \ / /_/` /` \ `-` /` || '--'`| || | \--------. jgs | \ \ \ \ \ \ \__\_\_\----'-'-' .--. .--. 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(.---.) `---` `---` `---` `---` -=[Freddie the Fish]=- 12/96 _, _.=~`/ .-~ / ( / /,.---.\_ .-. , .-"` '-, | \_,'; / .-="` `"=. | : ; / .-. .-\ `,: :.' / / | / \ |: : / |-, | |-,| `, '.,' \O|_/ \O|| \: \ / \, .---....-') '._______,/ `/_.-~' .' \-----'/ jgs /_.-~'_.-'_`-._ `\_/ / /__,.-' `. `~"---`--'` `._,-'~-,) ~ Gumby ~ 9/96 _.-, __.' | ., ,'_ _ | :` ; |'_` '_`|' : ,' |(o) (o)| ; ; `| A |' ; ; _..| `-' |..'.' .'.--. .--' .'.' | | | : | | : | | | `.`. ; : `' Y . Y | | | | | | ; | : / | \ jgs ; | : /_____|_____\ ~ Pokey ~ 9/96 ____ .-' _..`. / .'_.'.' | .' (.)`. ;' ,_ `. .--.__________.' ; `.;-' | ./ / | | / `..'`-._ _____, ..' / | | | |\ \ / /| | | | \ \ / / | | | | \ \ jgs /_/ |_| |_| \_\ |__\ |__\ |__\ |__\ -=[ Gumby and Pokey ]=- 10/97 , /| .-'`| .--. \\ |o o| ( -, \ \\| - | .'o \| \ \ (_., '.________.-. | |\\ \ \ | | . | \| \ ______ /_/ ; | ; ||| ||| / | \ ||| ||| jgs /___|___\ //_| //_| -=[ Pop N. Fresh ]=- 3/97 .=~~~~~~~=. {:.. } \::._:._.:. / `~| O |~` .'`~~~~~~~`'. / o o \ : )(_)( ; \ '.___.' / `.,__`=' _,.' jgs /__\V/__\ /\\ / / \ \/`\/ -=[ Pop N. Fresh ]=- .=~~~~~~~=. Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh {:.. } died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. \::._:._.:. / He was 71. He was buried on Friday in one `~| O |~` of the biggest funerals in years. .'`~~~~~~~`'. Dozens of celebrities turned out including / o o \ Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, : )(_)( ; Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker and the \ '.___.' / Hostess Twinkies. `.,__`=' _,.' /__\V/__\ The gravesite was piled high with flours, /\\ as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered / / \ the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who jgs \/`\/ "never knew he was kneaded". Mr. Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children and one in the oven. to see more of this kind of humor/ASCII art combination -= [ Raggedy Ann ]=- 3/97 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,(((((((((())))))))), ,((((((((((()))))))))))), ,(((((((((\\\|///))))))))), ,((((((((((///|\\\)))))))))), ((((((((//////^\\\\\\)))))))) ((((((' .-""- -""-. ')))))) ((((( `\.-. .-./` ))))) ((((( -=(0) ) (0) )=- ))))) '(((( /'-' '-'\ ))))' ((((\ _, A ,_ /)))) '((((\ \ / /))))' '((('. `-o-' .')))' jgs '-.,___,.-' -=[ M&M Guys ]=- 1/97 _____ _.-'" "'-._ ,-".-. .-."-. ,' .-. .-. `, / / _\ / _\ \ .-. | | ( | | ( | | .-. .-----\ \ | '---' '---' | / /-----. :---- |--| ', ,' |--| ----: :---- '-`|--| ^"-.,_______,.-;^ |--|`-' ----: '---....' | _ `-' | '....---' | [ '-"-.-"-. | \ | .-. .-. | / `. | | | | | | ,' `._ [___]|__]|__] _,' `--.._____..--' / / \ \ jgs / / \ \ .---'"=="\ /"=="'---. ( | | ) '--------' '--------' _____ _.-'" "'-._ ,-".-. .-."-. ,' .-. .-. `, / / _\ / _\ \ | | ( | | ( | | | '._.' '._.' | | | | | .-. | '. ,' | .-. .-----\ \ | ^;-.,_______,.-'^ | / /-----. :---- |--| '-` |--| ----: :---- '-`|__| |__| ----: '---....' | | '....---' | | | [ '-"-.-"-. | | | .-. .-. | | | | | | | | | | | [___]|__]|__] | \ / `. ,' `._ _,' `--.._____..--' / / \ \ jgs / / \ \ .---'"=="\ /"=="'---. ( | | ) '--------' '--------' -=[ M & M guys ]=- 7/98 .-"""-. / _ _ \ _..._ | (') (') | .'_ _'. _.-._| ._____, |_.-._ / (.) (.) \ (== |-| `-` |-| ==) _.-._| ,_____. |_.-._ `"` \ M / `"` (== |-\ '-' /-| ==) '._____.' `"` '.__M__.' `"` // \\ __// \\__ _\\ //_ jgs (___) (___) (___) (___) _..._ .'_ _'. / (.) (.) \ _.-._| ,_____. |_.-._ (== |-\ '-' /-| ==) `"` '.__M__.' `"` __// \\__ jgs (___) (___) .-"""-. / _ _ \ | (.) (.) | _.-._| ,_____. |_.-._ (== |-| '-' |-| ==) `"` \ M / `"` '._____.' // \\ _\\ //_ jgs (___) (___) @@ Mr. & Mrs. PacMan @@ 11/96 , _..._ _.../|__ .' `. .' `~\/ : o _.-' '-._ o= : : `-._ _.-' : `. .' `. .' jgs `-...-' `-...-' -=[ Paddington Bear ]=- 3/97 ____ .--' `'-. / \ | | | | \ .-"""-. | / `'-. | /' \ | | _,-'"-._) |____/ .-'` ()_/' /|===/ / ()_,.-"__"-. /` `~~/ / '` \/ | | '` ./' / | ./'\ '-' .' \ ./'._ `-._ .'| jgs `--' `".,_`""""`/\/ `"-.,/ >> Sonic the Hedgehog << 10/96 for my daughter Molly- she can't slow down! - = .--._ - - ~_= =~_- = - `. `-. ==~_ = =_ ~ - = .-' `. --=~_ - ~ == - = .' _..:._ ---=~ _~ = =- = `. .--.' `. --=_-=- ~= _ - = - _.' `. .--.: -=_~ -- = = ~- .' : : : -=-_ ~= = - _-`--. : .--: D -=~ _= = -~_= `; .'.: ,`---'@ --=_= = ~- -= .' .' `._ `-.__.' --== ~_ - = =- .' .' _.`---' --=~_= = - = ~ .'--'' . `-..__.--. jgs--==~ _= - ~-= =-~_- `-..___( ===; --==~_==- =__ ~-= - - .' `---' .--._ `. `-. .-' `. .' _..:._ `. .--.' `. _.' \. .--.\ .' | | | `--. | .--| D `; /'\/ ,`---'@ .' .' '._ `-.__.' .' .' _.`---' .'--'' . `-..__.--. jgs ~-= =-~_- `-..___( ===; ~-= - - .' `---' >> White Power Ranger Helmet << 10/96 (for my boys- Ian and Peter) (** Before I get the e-mail... I know Power Rangers are not cartoons; but they are ficticious characters- same as cartoon characters... that's why this is here on the "cartoon" page!**) _______ .--'' __|__ ``--. .' .--'__|__`--. `. .' .-' _|_ `-. `. .' ___ ' | ` ___ `. : ' _ `-._`_.-' _ ` : | .-' `. ` .' `-. | | `....:_ _:....` | | .:::::::::\_ _/:::::::::. | | ::::::::::::^:::::::::::: | | ::::::::::::::::::::::::: | | `````:::::::::::::''''' | \`-._ ; : : ; _.-'/ \ `-`.: :.'-' / \`-._ `: :' _.-'/ jgs \-._`-`. .'-'_.-/ \ `-.`.___.'.-' / `-.____________.' -=[ smurfette ]=- 6/97 .-""""--. / ) / --"` / _`:---. | .-' `\ \ / .----'./ \ : ,-' ~(.).)\ \_| \ ._) | / | \.__, / _.--' )`///-,-' / / _| (_\\ | (____/____) \ ___/ | _ `---( ` ) `-, .' (__.'._/'._/ |`| | __/ / / // | `--. || /_____) jgs `=---` -=[ spy at the wall/Cre8ture ]=- 4/98 | \ | / _\_|_/_ .'` `'. / __ __ \ ; / _\ / _\ ; | |(_/ |(_/ | | \_, \_, | ; .-"""-. ; \ / \ / _ __ __ .-`| |`-. __ __ _ / \/ \/ \ / \ / \ / \/ \/ \ =jgs=-=\_/\__/\__/=-===-=-'._ _.'-:=-=-==\__/\__/\_/=:=-== : : : ``` : : : : : : : : : =-==:==-:--===:==:==-===:==:=---=:=-:-===-=:==:--==-:==:--== : : : : : : : : : : : : =:==:==---:=-=:==-=:-===:==-=:--=:==--:==-=:==--:==-:==--:== : : : : : : : : : : : : : : -:-===:==-:--===:==:==-===:==:=---=:=-:-===-=:==:--==-:==:-- : : : : : : : : : : : : -=-===:==---==-=:==-==-===:==-==--=:==---==-=:==---==-:==--- | \ | / \_|_/ .' '. / _ _ \ | / ` / ` | | \_0 \_0 | _ _ \ .---. / ___/\/ \/ \_'/ \'____________ \ \/\_/\_/ \ / / ) '---' ( / YOUR \ \ MESSAGE / ) HERE! _ _ ( /jgs__________________/\/ \/ \__\ | | | \/\_/\_/ |_ | _| | | | |___|___| /--'Y'--\ (___/ \___) Visit Cre8tivity: There you will be able to submit your original ASCII-based character designs, similar to their mascots (Cre8tures). http://thor.prohosting.com/~cre8/your.htm -=[ Rugrats ]=- 10/98 _.-(-)-(---._ _.''` .---. .-'._ .' .--. .--; / ' / \ / \ |. ' | o | | o | _;_ \ / _ \ / /,- '---' _) '--'-. \._' / ) \ -'`;-.________,..-''` \ `'-._ .--.( ( '--. `""""`_/ __/ .---------''` jgs \__(__ _.-(-)-(---._ _.''` .---. .-'._ ( .' .--. .--; ) / ' / O\ / \ (( |. ' | | | | ) _;_ \ / _ \O / ( /,- '---' _) '--'-. ) \._' / ) ((( \ -'`;-.________,..-''`_____))) \ `'-._ .--.____________### '--. `""""`_/ __/ .------|||||| jgs \__(__ ||| " (tweaked by Krogg) -=[ Chuck E. Cheese ]=- 9/97 _ .---. ." ". .---. / -. \|___|/ .- \ | | (_____) | | \ ; /-|-\ ; / '-.' \0|0/ '.-' / .-' _ '-. \ | ( / \ ) | '. '._\_/_.' .' '-. `\_|_/` .-' jgs `-.___.-` -=[ Glinda, Wizard of Oz ]=- 9/97 .*. *' + '* , , *'|'* |`;`;`;`| | |:.'.'.'| | |:.:.:.:| | |::....:| | /` / ` \ | ( .' ^ \^) |_., ( \ -/( ,~`| `~./ )._=/ ) ,, { | ( )| (.~` `~, { | \ _.' \ ) } ; | ;`\ `)-` } _.._ '.(\, ; `\ / `. }__.-'__.-' ( (/-;~~`; `\_/ ; .'` _.-' `/|\/ .'\. /o\ ,`~~`~~~~` \| ` .' \'--' '-` |--',==~~`) (`~~==,_ jgs ,=~` `-. / `~=, ,=` `-._/ `=, -=[ bookworm ]=- 9/97 .-..-. (-o/\o-) /`""``""`\ \ /.__.\ / \ `--` / `)..(' , /::::\ , |'.\::::/.'| _| ';::;' |_ (::) || (::) _. "| || |" _(:) '. || .' /::\ '._||_.' \::/ /::::\ /:::\ \::::/ _\:::/ /::::\_.._ _.._ _.._ _.._/::::\ \::::/::::\/::::\/::::\/::::\::::/ jgs `""`\::::/\::::/\::::/\::::/`""` `""` `""` `""` `""` -=[ Cat in the Hat ]=- 10/97 _.---,_ .' `'. \ __..-'\ }-"` \ /__,,..---.._| \ | |---..__ | / ``"-./ .'---...__ | .' ``"-./ ,--./...,,,__ / '--.'__ __```.-. /._ / ` ` ' `=/.-.|-._) | .-. .-. "\\ / || O| | O| ""=='_\ .-' '-'o '-' ""=\` `''--/- ""=-,\--._ .---|- ( ""=-. \` \ /`)"=."=|'-. '. _.-' ' "=|\| (`----` '="=|/ `-. "=/` '. =/ \ =| .-. |` "=| ( ~._ | "==| _.-~`\ \ ~. |'"="| _.-~ ) ; ~-.|.-._|_.-~ / / _-( /-.__ ( '._..--~~`/`/-'\-._ `~~- ; jgs /"=| |" =\~-...___.-~ /=" / | "==\ / = (_ \ "==\ ;="= `\_) =="\ -=[ Robot from 'Lost in Space' ]=- 11/97 ,.-""``""-., / ,:,;;,;, \ \ ';';;';' / `'---;;---'` <>_==""==_<> _<<<<<>>>>>_ .'____\==/____'. |__ |__| __| /C \ |..| / D\ \_C_/ |;;| \_c_/ |____o|##|o____| \ ___|~~|___ / '>--------<' {==_==_==_=} {= -=_=-_==} {=_=-}{=-=_} {=_==}{-=_=} }~~~~""~~~~{ jgs }____::____{ /` || `\ | || | | || | | || | '-----''-----' ,.-""``""-., / ,:,;;,;, \ DANGER DANGER \ ';';;';' / WILL ROBINSON... `'---;;---'` <>_==""==_<> _<<<<<>>>>>_ .'____\==/____'. _____|__ |__| __|______ /C \\\\\\\\ |..| //////// C\ \_C//////// |;;| \\\\\\\\C_/ |____o|##|o____| \ ___|~~|___ / '>--------<' {==_==_==_=} {= -=_=-_==} {=_=-}{=-=_} {=_==}{-=_=} }~~~~""~~~~{ jgs }____::____{ /` || `\ | || | | || | | || | '-----''-----' -=[ Star Wars - C3PO and R2D2 ]=- 6/99 .-. (o o) _ \=/ _ ( / \ ) //\___/\\ \\/ \// \ V / (|) jgs _|||_ '--'--' .-. /_ _\ |o^o| \ _ / .-'-'-. /`) . (`\ / /|.-'-.|\ \ \ \| (_) |/ / .-""-. \_\'-.-'/_/ /[] _ _\ /_/ \_/ \_\ _|_o_LII|_ |'._.'| / | ==== | \ | | | |_| ==== |_| \_|_/ ||" || || |-|-| ||LI o || jgs |_|_| ||'----'|| /_/ \_\ /__| |__\ .-. |o,o| ,| _\=/_ .-""-. ||/_/_\_\ /[] _ _\ |_/|(_)|\\ _|_o_LII|_ \._./// / | ==== | \ |\_/|"` |_| ==== |_| |_|_| ||" || || |-|-| ||LI o || |_|_| ||'----'|| jgs /_/ \_\ /__| |__\ .-""-. /[] _ _\ _|_o_LII|_ / | ==== | \ |_| ==== |_| ||" || || ||LI o || ||'----'|| jgs/__| |__\ .-. |_o_| /|='.|\ ||"_'|| jgs /|-v-|\ "" ^ "" -=[ Queen Amidala - Star Wars ]=- 5/99 , n , /|\ , |\_.' | '._/| )\._/:\_./( / / _(@)_ \ \ (| | e e | |) \\\ ' ( ' /// \\\._=_./// '\| |/ -=[ South Park Gang ]=- 1/98 _ __________ _, _.-(_)._ ." ". .--""--. _.-{__}-._ .'________'. | .--------. | .' '. .:-'`____`'-:. [____________] /` |________| `\ / .'``'. \ /_.-"`_ _`"-._\ / / .\/. \ \| / / .\/. \ \ || .'/.\/.\'. | /` / .\/. \ `\ | \__/\__/ |\_/ \__/\__/ \_/| : |_/\_| ; | | \__/\__/ | \ / \ / \ '.\ /.' / .-\ /-. /'._ -- _.'\ /'._ -- _.'\ /'. `'--'` .'\/ '._-.__--__.-_.' \ /_ `""""` _\/_ `""""` _\ /_ `-./\.-' _\'. `""""""""` .'`\ (__/ '| \ _)_| |_)_/ \__)| ' | | |_____'|_____| \__________/ | |;`_________'________`;-' jgs'----------' '----------' '--------------'`--------------------` S T A N K Y L E K E N N Y C A R T M A N -=[ Cartman ]=- 1/98 _._ __.{,_.).__ .-" "-. .' __.........__ '. /.-'`___.......___`'-.\ /_.-'` / \ / \ `'-._\ | | '/ \' | | | '-' '-' | ; ; _\ ___ /_ / '.'-.__ ___ __.-'.' \ _/_ `'-..._____...-'` _\_ / \ . / \ \____) . (____/ \___________.___________/ \___________________/ jgs (_____________________) -=[ Kenny ]=- 1/98 _..-""""-.._ .' '. / _...._ \ / ,=";_.''._;"=, \ ; / / `\/` \ \ ; | | | '/\' | | | | | \..' '../ | | ; \ \ / .' ; \ '._-.__.-_.' / /'. ``|\`` .'\ / `'-../.).-'` \ |_ _| ( \ / ) '-/ \-' |________________| jgs (_______.________) -=[ Stan ]=- 1/98 __ ( ) _..-""""-.._ .' '. _/________________\_ [____________________] / / \/ \ \ | | '/\' | | | '-' '-' | _; ; _/ \ __ / | /'. .'\ \-' `'-......-'` \ '. .|| _| | .|| / ) |______.||_______|-' |______________| jgs (________________) -=[ Kyle ]=- 1/98 .-""""""""""""""-. | | | ______________ | | | | | / |______\/______| \ / | / \/ \ | \ | / | '/\' | \ | | / '--' '--' \ / \/ \/ \ __ / /'. .'\ / `'-......-'` \ |_ _| ( | | ) '-\________________/-' |______________| jgs (________________) -=[ the South Park gang ]=- 1/98 _._ .-""""""""""""""-. __.{,_.).__ | | .-" "-. | ______________ | .' __.........__ '. | | | | /.-'`___.......___`'-.\ / |______\/______| \ /_.-'` / \ / \ `'-._\ / | / \/ \ | \ | | '/ \' | | | / | '/\' | \ | | '-' '-' | | / '--' '--' \ / ; ; \/ \/ _\ ___ /_ \ __ / / '.'-.__ ___ __.-'.' \ /'. .'\ _/_ `'-..._____...-'` _\_ / `'-......-'` \ / \ . / \ |_ _| \____) . (____/( | | ) \___________.___________/ '-\________________/-' \___________________/ |______________| jgs (_____________________) (________________) __ ( ) _..-""""-.._ _..-""""-.._ .' '. .' '. _/________________\_ / _...._ \ [____________________] / ,=";_.''._;"=, \ / / \/ \ \ ; / / `\/` \ \ ; | | '/\' | | | | | '/\' | | | | '-' '-' | | | \..' '../ | | _; ; ; \ \ / .' ; _/ \ __ / \ '._-.__.-_.' / | /'. .'\ /'. ``|\`` .'\ \-' `'-......-'` \ / `'-../.).-'` \ '. .|| _| |_ _| | .|| / ) ( \ / ) |______.||_______|-' '-/ \-' |______________| |________________| jgs (________________) (_______.________) -=[ South Park Characters ]=- 1/99 _._ .-'---'-. /___\_/___\ | (.I.) | \ ___ / .--'._____.'--. (_\ : /_) |_____:_____| jgs (_____|_____) _____ .'_____'. _|[_____]|_ (_/ (.I.) \_) \ ___ / .-'-...-'-. (_\ /_) |-------| jgs (___|___) _( )_ .`_____`. (_________) | ('I') | \ _ / .-'-----'-. (_\ : /_) |-------| jgs (___|___) _....._ .` `. / .-"-. \ | |(.I.)| | \ '._.' / .'-.___.-'. (_\ /_) |_______| jgs (___|___) _._ _____ _( )_ _....._ .-'---'-. .'_____'. .`_____`. .` `. /___\_/___\ _|[_____]|_ (_________) / .-"-. \ | (.I.) | (_/ (.I.) \_) | ('I') | | |(.I.)| | \ ___ / \ ___ / \ _ / \ '._.' / .--'._____.'--. .-'-...-'-. .-'-----'-. .'-.___.-'. (_\ : /_) (_\ /_) (_\ : /_) (_\ /_) |_____:_____| |-------| |-------| |_______| jgs (_____|_____) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) more South Park ASCII art (nearly all solid-style GIFSCII) http://www.net1.net/~susanw/southpark Kick the Baby! http://weber.u.washington.edu/~howardw/southpark_kick.html -=[ Blue, from Blue's Clues ]=- 6/98 _ _(,| _ (,\ | /,) \|/ / \ / @\ /@~ \ .:::""-. / @~ \ .-"""-. .::::' `'.__.'========='.__.:::. '. /:::' / __ __ \ ':::' \ |'' ___ | / \ / \ | ___ .:: | | /` '-| |-.| |-.| |-' `\ ::::\ | / / \0_/ \0_/ \ \ ':::| / / /:. \ \ \ / / .:::' .:::. | \ | | /::' :::::\ \ \ .---' / / .-"""-. ':::::\ | '--. / | | (.-._.-.) '::'| | \ | .::::. | | | | | \ :::::: / \ ,-'-, / \... | '. '::::' / '. .'\\_//'. .' \::::. / jgs '-.____.-' '---' '-' '---' `-:::...-' .--. .---. /:. '. .' .. '._.---. /:::-. \.-"""-;` .-:::. .::\ /::'| \/ _ _ \' `\:' ::::| __.' | / (o|o) \ `'. ':/ / .:. / | ___ | '---' | ::::' /: (._.) .:\ \ .=' |:' :::| `""` \ .-. ':/ jgs '---`|I|`---' '-' -- -. (`\|/`) .--. / \ .---. /:. '. / @\ .' .. '._.---. H A P P Y /:::-. \/_@___\` .-:::. .::\ B I R T H D A Y /::'| \/ _ _ \' `\:' ::::| B L U E ! __.' | / (o|o) \ `'. ':/ / .:. / | ___ | '---' joan stark | ::::' /: (._.) .:\ mailto:spunk1111@juno.com \ .=' |:' :::| `""` \ .-. ':/ ASCII ART GALLERY: jgs '---`|I|`---' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ '-' -=[ Blue from Blue's Clues ]=- 9/99 ."";._ _.---._ _.-"". /_.'_ '-' /`-` \_ \ .' / `\ \ /` \ '. .' / ; _ _ '-; \ ;'. _.' ; /\ / \ \ \ ; '._;._ .-'.--. | / | \0|0/ \ | '-. / /` \ | / .' \ | .---. \ | | | / /--' .-"""-. \ \/ \ | \ \ / / / ( , , ) /\ \ | / \ '----' .' | '-(_)-' | | '. / / `'----'` | '. | `'----'` jgs \ `/ '. , .' `-.____.' '.____.-' \ / '-' -=[ Dinky Dog ]=- 7/98 http://www.ackxhpaez.com/archive/index.html _ _[_]_ .'_ _'. / _ _ \ ||/ \ / \|| ||\_0 0_/|| (`'-'_'-'`) |\\ (_) //| jgs / /\\___//\ \ (_/ `U-U` \_) _o-'\ //\.--". (/ / _\_ | /o\o\ | \_/_/.--. .-, | .- ` `)-' |/ .-._ _.' || (__//`--UU jgs |;\__.' || \| -=[ Norn ]=- 8/98 , \'. | *`'-. | ___ `. |.' `'.\ _/ __ __`-. .' _./ /\-/ /\._`-, \ / (_/` \(_/ \(_/ `\-=>*<=- \ \ ' / / / \ '-. `--...--' .-'_/ `._ _.' (_`) __ .--;---`;-. / / ( _) /\ \ | /`' / \ './ /||-''-||`--' `-._/ || || || || ;|'---|; / /| Y | \ / / | | |\ \ jgs .'` /--' | '-\ `'. (___/'---' '---\___) , \'. | *`'-. | ___ `. |.' `'.\ _/ __ __`-. .' _./ /\-/ /\._`-, (_/` \(_/ \(_/ `\_) \ \ ' / / '-.`--...--'.-' jgs `-.___.-' -=[ snorks ]=- 12/98 ..... /`.---' .'_'-. /` / \|`\ | _ \o/\o/| \ '.____, / jgs `-.....-' _ .../() /`.---' .'_'-. /` / \|`\ | _ \o/\o/| \ '.____, / jgs `-.....-' _ .../() /`.---' .-. .'_'-.,-. ( /` / \|`\ ) ( | _ \o/\o/| ) \\ '.____, // jgs `-.....-' -=[ Chilly Willy ]=- 11/98 _ .'`_:--"""'. .-. .' ,' .---' \_ / \.-'/ / .' .-/`0\ \ /._| | | / 0\ | '-' | | \ \ |_/_, \_| '. \__/___.' \ _:-'`\.-' '. / / , `;-.\__.-;___/| / | \_.-' / | ; / , | | |/`| | ; ,__/ | / '.__ _ \____/----. jgs .-' /`` `-.__/ `.___/ -=[ Homer Simpson ]=- 12/98 & .-"`"-. / \ | __ _| | / \/ \ WW \_o/_o/ ( _) | .----\ ; | '----' \__'--;` jgs |___/\| -=[ Teletubbies ]=- 1/99 Alteration of SP Characters by m¢ TUBBY TUSTARD! TUBBY TUSTARD! CTHULHU FHTAGN! ___ |\ .---. _ ( o ) |'_\ \ V / | | _| |_ _| |_ _| |_ _| |_ .`_____`. .`_____`. .`_____`. .`_____`. |\ / \ /| |\ / \ /| |\ / \ /| |\ / \ /| ||| @ @ ||| ||| 9 9 ||| ||| 6 6 ||| ||| o o ||| \_\ = /_/ \_\ - /_/ \_\ o /_/ \_\ ._. /_/ .-'-----'-. .-'-----'-. .-'-----'-. .-'-----'-. 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[Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/asciinfo.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/asciinfo.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ASCII Art Information .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. What is ASCII? What is ASCII Art? _____ /| Where is the ASCII Art FAQ? .-'@ & #`'-. // What is the History of ASCII Art? / % _ 8 \ // What is ASCII Art good for? | m (_)_ | // Is ASCII Art dead? \ 0 ( '-._/ // ASCII Art Mailing List Information jgs '-.____'. y ASCII Art Chat (web-based) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. What is ASCII? ASCII (ask'-ee) is an acronym for "American Standard Code for Information Interchange." This standard was developed by the American National Standards Institute. It is a coding scheme which assigns numeric values to letters, numbers, punctuation marks, and other certain characters such as control codes. By standardizing the values for these characters, ASCII enables computers and computer programs to exchange information. ASCII is the basic coding system which computers use to communicate with one another. The ASCII character set consists of 128 characters (numbered from 0 to 127) which are standard on nearly all types of computers. The first 32 characters (0 to 31) are assigned to communication and printer control codes-- non-printing characters --these include the control codes for signalling end of transmission, a beep, escape, backspace, and more. The last ASCII character, 127, is another control code representing the 'Delete' key. The other characters (32 to 126) are the ones which appear on a "standard" keyboard. These are the characters which are used to create ASCII art. The ASCII characters used in ASCII art are the 95 characters from #32 to # 126, as follows. 032 [space] 048 0 064 @ 080 P 096 ` 112 p 033 ! 049 1 065 A 081 Q 097 a 113 q 034 " 050 2 066 B 082 R 098 b 114 r 035 # 051 3 067 C 083 S 099 c 115 s 036 $ 052 4 068 D 084 T 100 d 116 t 037 % 053 5 069 E 085 U 101 e 117 u 038 & 054 6 070 F 086 V 102 f 118 v 039 ' 055 7 071 G 087 W 103 g 119 w 040 ( 056 8 072 H 088 X 104 h 120 x 041 ) 057 9 073 I 089 Y 105 i 121 y 042 * 058 : 074 J 090 Z 106 j 122 z 043 + 059 ; 075 K 091 [ 107 k 123 { 044 , 060 < 076 L 092 \ 108 l 124 | 045 - 061 = 077 M 093 ] 109 m 125 } 046 . 062 > 078 N 094 ^ 110 n 126 ~ 047 / 063 ? 079 O 095 _ 111 o There is another character set which consists of the ASCII character set with another 128 characters (128-255), for special characters such as the copyright symbol and various accented letters. Some people have inaccurately called this set "extended ASCII" or "high ASCII". These higher number coded characters are assigned to variable sets of characters by computer manufacturers and software developers. You should **NOT** use these characters in ASCII art, though, because they are not standardized -- even though the addition of more characters offers an opportunity for more flexibility in creating an ASCII picture, it really decreases the number of people who can properly view your creation. This defeats the purpose of the universalitality of ASCII art. These extended codes are not as interchangable among different programs and computers as are the standard ASCII characters. IBM, for example, uses a group of extended ASCII characters generally called the IBM extended character set for its personal computers. Apple Computer uses a similar but different group of extended characters for its Macintosh line of computers. Thus, whereas the ASCII character set is universal among microcomputer hardware and software, the extended characters can be interpreted correctly only if a program, computer, or printer is designed for it. This is why these characters are not included in the ASCII art pictures. ASCII pictures can look very skewed if they have the misplaced characters in them. (Just imagine a picture with solid squares where someone had carefully placed a ¿ character!) By keeping to the 32-126 range of ASCII codes, not only will people see your ASCII artwork as you intended them to view it, but you will maximize the number of your viewers. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. What is ASCII Art? Essentially, ASCII artwork denotes pictures which are created without using graphics. They are "non-graphical graphics". Its palette is limited to the symbols and characters that you have available to you on your computer keyboard. Specifically those 95 which are listed on the above ASCII chart. International symbols, such as the UK pound sterling sign, are not considered to be ASCII characters because they are not universal on all systems. In order to view ASCII art correctly, you must display it in a font that has uniform character width. This is also known as a "fixed-pitch font." Your browser should have some provision for setting a fixed font. Fixed-pitch fonts include "Courier", "FixedSys", or "Monaco". This is important because viewing ASCII art in proportional spacing will cause it to look skewed. ASCII Art is not made in proportional fonts because the letter widths vary from font to font. Even if you know what font the pictures were created in, it still tends to look skewed. ASCII art is universal-- but only if it is created and viewed in a fixed-pitch font and without any non-ASCII characters. I get a lot of mail asking me why the ASCII art looks fine on my website and it looks skewed on their system. Check the font!!!! ASCII art **must** be created and viewed in the fixed-pitch font. (AOL and WebTV users-- you ONLY have capabilities for a proportional font-- you will not be able to see the ASCII art properly unless you copy/paste it to notepad or a text editor in the proper font; or unless you print it out). If you have general questions about fonts and/or text editors, please see the mini-faq. See articles that I have written about ASCII art for various ezines. ASCII Art article #1 ASCII Art article #2 .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Where is the ASCII Art FAQ? The most recent ASCII Art FAQ (1998) is at this site along with Scarecrow's 1996 FAQ and Jorn Barger's 1993 FAQ. You will also find a mini-FAQ (1998) about text editors and fonts. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. What is the History of ASCII Art? I have collected some information about the History of ASCII Art.... If anyone has more information to share on this, please do so!! I am interested in the history of ASCII, typewriter, and other text art... .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. What is ASCII Art good for? ASCII Art is the dinosaur of computer graphics. It can be useful since many people's e-mail programs do not view graphics files without the help of another program. Some e-mail programs don't allow anything except text files to be sent and/or received. And most people are leery about downloading an unknown attachment. Using ASCII characters to create a text drawing allows pictures to be added to nearly all email. The only catch is that the reader must view the ASCII art picture in a fixed-pitch font-- and nearly all mail readers have an option for fixed-pitch fonts. Here are some good uses for for ASCII art: to add pictures to text email for illustrations of subject matter to create flow charts or diagrams for birthday/holiday greetings for signature files to liven-up dull but essential business email to illustrate e-zines for use on text-only webpages (some people still use Lynx and other non-graphical browsers, believe it or not!) for use on any webpages (text pictures loads faster than the large graphics and many people turn graphics off) to create coloring pages for children and adults for use on BBSs (bulletin board systems) for use on MUDs and MUGs (multi-user dungeons and games) for use on mIRC (internet relay chat) to print out for Holiday cards and greetings just for fun and aesthetic value! I like the ASCII art because I continue to be amazed at the number of pictures which that can be created from such a limited scope of keyboard characters. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Is ASCII Art dead? With all its possible uses and grand history, it's hard to believe that ASCII art could be dead. However, according to the June 19th, 1998 NetlyNews, (link no longer active 8/00). Microsoft has declared that ASCII Art is dead and has suggested that people resist the temptatation to use it. Microsoft isn't impressed with ASCII art's popularity. ASCII Art is the most universal of computer graphics, albeit the most simple, and uses the least amount of bandwidth -- all one needs is a fixed-width font, and all computers have that capability. But not all mail readers have this type of font set as default-- namely Microsoft's- Outlook Explorer! A very common post on USENET's alt.ascii-art newsgroup comes from people who are having difficulty changing the Outlook Explorer default settings so that they can use their ASCII art. I'm guessing that Microsoft is frustrated with people asking them why their ASCII art now looks 'funky' on their programs-- Instead of addressing the issue with the software-- or telling people how to readjust the default settings, Microsoft has suggested that people simply not use the ASCII art. Afterall, if everyone purchased a Microsoft product, all could receive graphics and HTML codes in their mail programs... Why bother with the simple universal low band-width things like ASCII/plaintext?? It's dead. (BTW, if you change the default settings to a fixed-width font on MIE, you can see/use the ASCII art just fine!) Another ploy by Microsoft to entice people from their ASCII art is the claim found at: http://www.microsoft.com/workshop/essentials/ mailfaq.asp (link no longer active 8/00) The Microsoft's Mailing List User's Guide: stated: "DO exercise some restraint. Remember that a large number of mail and news editors out there are set up to use proportional fonts, and your lovely ASCII art won't look the way you designed it on those readers. Remember also that there's a Usenet newsgroup out here whose sole function is to make fun of people's signatures. " What they don't state is that there are several USENET newsgroups that PROMOTE the ASCII art. The newsgroup which Microsoft is referring to is most likely, alt.fan.warlord. This newsgroup claims that its purpose is to "take the Mickey out of McQ's signatures" -- and when I checked last (in early July '99), there were 5 (FIVE) total posts to the newsgroup... certainly not a high-traffic newsgroup! And Microsoft wants people to be intimidated by this? In conclusion, Microsoft would probably like ASCII art to be dead, but in the infamous words of Monty Python, "I'm not dead yet!" "We are Microsoft. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile! 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';;;;;' \ ` `'---'/ \ ';' \ .--._ /-' | ,-`. / `-._( / `-._`-._\ `\ '\ ( ` `'._ _, | \ / ~-. `| | | / `;-.| | | .' \ /| | / .'-. '. | \ | .' `-._ '. | /"` `\ jgs / `"--.,_'-._\-.___.'_ ; / `""";--' `. | / .'` \ /""-. ; / \""-, \ | / | \ | \ | '. |/ '. \ .'`-. / '._ '.,___,.;' '-.___.' `"""----------'` CHARACTERS -=[ Winnie the Pooh ]=- 11/97 _. ,-.,-"`""-./ \ / \ `-.| .:::.:::. \ / `-._ ::::::::: | "=\ ':::::' | .==" |o_|_ ':' | _o. ` (_) ,;;;,;;;, ; \\ ;;;;;;;;; \ _. /|-. ';;;;;' \ ` `'---'/ \ ';' \ .--._ /-' | ,-`. / `-._( / `-._`-._\ `\ '\ ( ` `'._ _, | \ / ~-. `| | | / `;-.| | | .' \ /| | / .'-. '. | \ | .' `-._ '. | /"` `\ jgs / `"--.,_'-._\-.___.'_ ; / `""";--' `. | / .'` \ /""-. ; / \""-, \ | / | \ | \ | '. |/ '. \ .'`-. / '._ '.,___,.;' '-.___.' `"""----------'` -=[ Wile E. Coyote ]=- 11/97 ___ _...__ .-' '--._ .'_ '-. .' .--._ '-._ .'.' \ '. / /__ `'. '. / / `\ \ / / '-. `\ \ /'/' \ | | | '. `\`\ / / _.-'| | | | \ \ \ / / .' | / \ / '. | |,-~-,/ / .' \ / '--' __\ /__ '._.' ." '. .' ". | '. .' | \ ', '. .' .' / /'-.""-._ \ / _.-"".-'\ _.=='''--,/ '/_.--._\'V'/_.--._\' \,--'''--._ .' _'-.__0_;\ /;_0__.-'_ ' '. / ,____..-'\'. """ -'/'--..____, \ / ' \ .=. / ` \ | __ '-. .-=-. .-' __ | \ _.--'' ''---'. .-=-. .'---'' ''--._ / '----' .-' ___ '-. `----' jgs ( ' ' ) '. _ .' '--/ \--' |#| \_/ -=[ Snoopy Baron ]=- 11/97 __...._ .'` .-`. / //``\\____ / .-. .'\\_.'/ `'. | / \ /'-'` \ | \ / | ;) \ '-' | .' '-.,_ | __..-' _'=,_______'-,\__.-' .=[_______.-'(___( _ -"` / __|__/ )_ / .--. ) / / -\-.-' / \ | ~; ;-' _| | jgs ___.| ` | `'---'`---------' -=[ George Jetson ]=- 11/97 .-. _\...._ .-"` `"-. |` ._ _. `| | \ `"""""""` / | \ | | / ; | / \ | ; | | _ _ | | | | / | | \ | | _\/ \0| |0/ \/_ / \ .-----. / \ | /_.-\ /-._\ | \|/ '--;' \|/ | / \ | | `\'.___\ | ; \ | ; \ \'-\ / \ '--' / \ / jgs ____\_ _/____ '._ \ / _.' '-, ^ ,-' / ___ \ / --- \ -=[ Jane ]=- 11/97 .-""',.-"""-. ,_ .'.--. /_.---. `-.__., '\`'-' _ /___ `-._.-/ '-..-'_'` _ `'-._ _.; .' /_ _ \` \ / /(_9 (_9 . | \ ; _/ ( \`-' / `(_\ .===,` '.___.' '. `""` _(_) '-. .-'` .====="""| |""======, '. | | .' jgs `-. |_.-' .-' `-. ` _.-' '-.-' -=[ Judy ]=- 11/97 _...._ .' '. / __ \ | .' \ / \ | /.' \ | ;.\ _ \_><_\ | `-._ _...__ | -"`` ``"-, |, _. ) / /``"'---"`|-' / | .-' '-; | \ 6_) 6_)\ \ '. ) \ '. ,---' _.--.` / '-.._\- `""`.' `'-. .--' .=========| |=========, '. | | .' jgs `-._ `-._| .-' `-._ `_.-' '-.-' -=[ Elroy ]=- 11/97 o_ _ =\.= | \ ='\____/__/....,_ | .' _-; |/;-._ -_,' / \ ``"""` ( | | ^ ^ \ /`'` o _ o \ \_, ' ' | ;. /.__.' / .`._`'._____.'-. /`.| `-,.____.-;\ / | | | \ \ jgs | | '------' | | \ \ | / -=[ Astro ]=- 11/97 _ /|\ .--, | |/__.'/`/ | .-~-(--' | .-~~-\ ; \ | .-. .\ | | | |`\ | _\o|_|o|\ | / __--,=""", | | || '=,_,'\ ; | || /\ | \; \ \_.' |\/ \\ \._ \ ;-, jgs \\ \_:-' /_ ((\\_____/_)) }'======'{` /`"""""""""`\ -=[ dilbert ]=- 11/97 (`'`'`'`') | | | | (|-()()-|) | (__) | | | |______| /._/\/\_.\ / , /\ \ ; / \\|| __\ ; |-| './ \/|-| \ | | | / '\___|____/` jgs |--LI--| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |__|___| .----'=||='----. `""""`" "`""""` -=[ dogbert ]=- 11/97 .-""-. .' \ / / |-()() ; | | ()| | `"` | | | | | ; (_} ; '., __.' / /| | jgs / / | | (__) (__) -=[ Dilbert and Dogbert ]=- 11/97 (`'`'`'`') | | | | (|-()()-|) | (__) | | | |______| /._/\/\_.\ / , /\ \ ; / \\|| __\ ; .-""-. |-| './ \/|-| .' \ \ | | | / / / |-()() '\___|____/` ; | | ()| |--LI--| | `"` | | | | | | | | | | | ; (_} ; | | | '., __.' | | | / /| | | | | jgs / / | | |__|___| (__) (__) .----'=||='----. `""""`" "`""""` -=[ Robot from 'Lost in Space' ]=- 11/97 ,.-""``""-., / ,:,;;,;, \ \ ';';;';' / `'---;;---'` <>_==""==_<> _<<<<<>>>>>_ .'____\==/____'. |__ |__| __| /C \ |..| / D\ \_C_/ |;;| \_c_/ |____o|##|o____| \ ___|~~|___ / '>--------<' {==_==_==_=} {= -=_=-_==} {=_=-}{=-=_} {=_==}{-=_=} }~~~~""~~~~{ jgs }____::____{ /` || `\ | || | | || | | || | '-----''-----' ,.-""``""-., / ,:,;;,;, \ DANGER DANGER \ ';';;';' / WILL ROBINSON... `'---;;---'` <>_==""==_<> _<<<<<>>>>>_ .'____\==/____'. _____|__ |__| __|______ /C \\\\\\\\ |..| //////// C\ \_C//////// |;;| \\\\\\\\C_/ |____o|##|o____| \ ___|~~|___ / '>--------<' {==_==_==_=} {= -=_=-_==} {=_=-}{=-=_} {=_==}{-=_=} }~~~~""~~~~{ jgs }____::____{ /` || `\ | || | | || | | || | '-----''-----' ANIMALS -=[ teddy bear ]=- 11/97 ___ .--. .--.-" "-' .- | / .-,` .' \ ` \ '. ! \ | ! .--. | \ '--' /.____ /`-. \__,'.' `\ __/ \`-.____.-' `\ / | `---`'-'._/-` \----' _ |,-'` / | _.-' `\ .' / |--'` / | / /\ ` | | | .\/ \ .--. __ \ | '-' '._ / `\ / jgs `\ ' |------'` \ | | \ / '._ _.' `` -=[ puppy with bone ]=- 11/97 ,-~~~~-, .-~~~; ;~~~-. / / \ \ { .'{ O O }'. } `~` { .-~~~~-. } `~` ;/ \; /'._ () _.'\ / `~~~~` \ ; ; { } { } { } { } { } / \ / \ { { { }~~{ } } } jgs `~~~~~` `~~~~~` (`"======="`) (_.=======._) diddled by: cuicchi@mr_clark.wes.army.mil __ _,--="=--,_ __ / \." .-. "./ \ / ,/ _ : : _ \/` \ \ `| /o\ :_: /o\ |\__/ `-'| :="~` _ `~"=: | \` (_) `/ _ .-"-. \ | / .-"-. _ (_'-{ }-| /,.-'-.,\ |-{ }-'_) (_.=(_)_)_)=\_/`~-===-~`\_/=(_(_(_)=._) jgs -=[ panthers ]=- 11/97 .--') __.--"`"--.,,_ .' .-' , , _,,,_ __,..--''' `""-._ / .' \`'-""-' |-" ` , _.'-.,_ `.,_ _.' / | e e , . / ';-...__ `'-,_ `` _.' _..--\ / ) \ __,.-'. \ `) | `"""` __,.--"'` ___\_Y_ /._____,.-' _.'` `> / / / (((_.--'--""`` '--'___,.-' __.-' .---' / .--' .' (((__..--' jgs ((_(_.-'` ((_(.' .--') __.--""--.,,_ .' .-' , , _,,_ __,..--''' `""-._ / .' \`'-""-' |-" ` , _.'-.,_ `-, _.' / | e e , . / ';-..._ `'-,_ `` _.' _..-\ / ) \ __,.-'. \ `) | `""` __,.--"'` __\_Y_ /.____,.-' _.'` `> / / / (((_.--'--""`` '--'___.-' __.-' .---' / .--' .' jgs (((_..--' ((_(_.-'` ((_(.' .--') _,.--""--.,,_ .' .-' , , _,,_ _,.--'' `""-._ / .' \`'-""-' |-" ` , _.'-.,_ `-, _.' / | e e , . / ';-..._ `'-,_ ` _.' _..\ / ) \ _,.-'. \ `) | ``` __,.--"'` _\_Y_ /.___,.-' _.'` `> / / / (((_.--'--""`` '--'__.-' __.-' .---' / .--' .' jgs (((_..--' ((_(_.-'` ((_(.' -=[ camels ]=- 11/97 _ .--' | /___^ | .--. ) | / \ / | /` '. | '-' / \ \ | |\ \ / \ /\| \ /'----`\ / ||| \\ | ((| ((| ||| ||| jgs //_( //_( _ .--' | /___^ | .--. ) | / \ / | /` '. | '-' / \ \ | |\ \ / \ /\| \ /'----`\ / || \ | (| (| || || jgs /_( /_( -=[ fish ]=- 11/97 , }\ _ .-` `-. \`'./ (o)\ ) > ))) } /_.'\ / \/ jgs `'---'=` PEOPLE -=[ Peter ]=- 11/97 _.._ .'/'._`'. /.' '-.\ ( 0 0 ) \ ^ / '.'---'.' jgs `) (` .--'._.'--. / \ / /| |\ \ / / | | \ \ (\_/ |_____| \_/) ` | | ` | | | | | | | | | | | | _|__|__|_ (____|____) SEASONAL -=[ gingerbread boy ]=- 11/97 .-. _( " )_ (_ : _) / ' \ jgs (_/^\_) -=[ elf with gift ]=- 11/97 _ .-(_) / _/ .-' \ / '. ,-~--~-~-~-~-, {__.._...__..._} ,888, ,888, /\##" 6 6 "##/\ ,88' `88, ,88' '88,__ |(\` (__) `/)| __,88' `88 ,88' .8(_ \_____\_ '----' _/_____/ _)8. 8' 88 (___)\ \ '-.__ __.-' / /(___) 88 (___)88 | '--' | 88(___) 8' (__)88,___/ \___,88(__) __`88,_/__________________\_,88`__ / `88, |88| ,88' \ / `88, |88| ,88' \ /____________`88,_\88/_,88`____________\ /88888888888888888;8888;88888888888888888\ /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^`/88\\^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ jgs / |88| \============, \ /_ __ __ __ _ __ |88|_|^ MERRY | _ ___\ |;:. |88| | CHRISTMAS! | | |;;:. |88| '============' | |;;:. |88| | |::. |88| | |;;:' |88| | |:;, |88| | '---------------------""""---------------------' -=[ Christmas borders ]=- compiled by Ron .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. . * . . /.\ . . /..'\ . . /'.'\ . . /.''.'\ . . /.'.'.\ . . /'.''.'.\ . . ^^^[_]^^^ . . . . . .jgs . .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. . . . . . . . _\/ \/_ . . _\/\/_ . . _\_\_\/\/_/_/_ . . / /_/\/\_\ \ . . _/\/\_ . . /\ /\ . . ' ' . . . . . . jgs. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ Santa Claus ]=- 11/97 ____ ;` `'-._ / \ /\ /` \ | ; / \ | | / `\ | | / \_ / | ; / `\ | ,|_ __ \__/ | _\_o/_( |_ /`"=/\==""=="=="=="=="`\ | )/ | \ / /';=""==""==""==""==";`\ | /` /~\ /~\ `\ | | \ _ \o/ \o/ _ / | \ ; (_) __ (_) ; / / |\_.-""(__)""-._/| \ | \ /\ / | / '.___.'__'.___.' \ | \/ | | | \ / jgs | | \ / '. .' '-.__ __.-' '---'--'---' -=[ Santa and sleigh ]=- 11/97 _... o_.-"` `\ .--. _ `'-._.-'""-; _ .' \`_\_ {_.-a"a-} _ / \ _/ .-' '. {c-._o_.){\|` | (@`-._ / \{ ^ } \\ _/ `~\ '-._ /'. } \} .-. |>:< '-.__/ '._,} \_/ / ()) | >:< `'---. ____'-.|(`"` \ >:< \\_\\_\ | ; \ \\-{}-\/ \ \ '._\\' /) '. /( `-._ _____ _ _____ __.'\ \ / \ / \ / \ \ \ jgs _.'/^\'._.'/^\'._.'/^\'.__) \ ,==' `---` '---' '---' ) `"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` -=[ Santa with gift ]=- 11/97 ___ /` `'. / _..---; | /__..._/ .--.-. |.' e e | ___\_|/____ (_)'--.o.--| | | | .-( `-' = `-|____| |____| / ( |____ ____| | ( |_ | | __| | '-.--';/'/__ | | ( `| | '. \ )"";--`\ / \ ; |--' `;.-' jgs |`-.__ ..-'--'`;..--'` -=[ Christmas tree ]=- 11/97 * , _/^\_ < > * /.-.\ * * `/&\` * ,@.*;@, /_o.I %_\ * * (`'--:o(_@; /`;--.,__ `') * ;@`o % O,*`'`&\ * (`'--)_@ ;o %'()\ * /`;--._`''--._O'@; /&*,()~o`;-.,_ `""`) * /`,@ ;+& () o*`;-';\ (`""--.,_0 +% @' &()\ /-.,_ ``''--....-'`) * * /@%;o`:;'--,.__ __.'\ ;*,&(); @ % &^;~`"`o;@(); * /(); o^~; & ().o@*&`;&%O\ jgs `"="==""==,,,.,="=="==="` __.----.(\-''#####---...___...-----._ '` \)_`"""""` .--' ') o( )_-\ `"""` ` -=[ bells ]=- 11/97 ___ / __'. .-"""-. .-""-| | '.'. / .---. \ / .--. \ \___\ \/ /____| | / / \ `-.-;-(`_)_____.-'._ ; ; `.-" "-:_,(o:==..`-. '. .-"-, | | / \ / `\ `. \ / .-. \ \ \ | Y __...\ \ \ / / \/ /\ | | | .--""--.| .-' \ '.`---' / \ \ / / |` \' _...--.; '---'` \ '-' / jgs /_..---.._ \ .'\\_ `. `--'` .' (_) `'/ (_) / `._ _.'| .' ``````` '-...--'` -=[ Saint Nicholas ]=- 11/97 .---. /.'"'.\ \\ || /^\ ,_),-',' .'_|_'. ()` < | > || \_____/ || {/a a\} || {/-.^.-\} (_| .'{ ` }'-._/|;\ / { } /; || | /`'-{ }-'; || | ; `'=|{ }|=' _/|| | | \| |~| | |/ || | |\ \ | | | ; || | | \ ||=| |=<\ || | | /\_/\| | | \`-||_/ '-| `;'| | | | || jgs | |+| |+| | || | | | | | | || | """ """ | || | | || |_ _ _ _ _ _| || |,;,;,;,;,;,| || `|||||||||||` || ||||||||||| || `"""""""""` "" .--. /.''.\ || \_) /^\ '.'--, .'_|_'. `() < | > || \_____/ || {/a a\} || {/-.^.-\} (_| .'{ ` }'-._/|;\ / { } /; || | /`'-{ }-'; || | ; `'=|{ }|=' _/|| | | \| |~| | |/ || | |\ \ | | | ; || | | \ ||=| |=<\ || | | /\_/\| | | \`-||_/ '-| `;'| | | | || jgs | | | | | | || | |+| |+| | || | """ """ | || |_ _ _ _ _ _| || |,;,;,;,;,;,| || `|||||||||||` || ||||||||||| || `"""""""""` "" -=[ snowman ]=- 11/97 .--------. * . |________| . * | __|/\ * .-'======\_\o/. /___________<>__\ |||||| / (o) (o) \ |||||| | _ O _ | . . |||||| | (_) (_) | |||||| \ '---' / * \====/ [~~~~~~~~~] \\// _/~||~`|~~~~~\_ _||-'`/ || | \`'-._ * * .-` )| ; || |) ; '. / `--.| || | | `\ | \ |||||) |-, \ . \ .; _ ; |_, | `'''||` ,\ (_) /, `.__/ ||.` '. .' `. * * || ` ' ' ` \ || ; . * || | . || | * || | .__.-""-.__.-"""|| ;.-"""-.__.-""-.__. || / jgs ||'. .' || '-._ _ _ _ _.-' `""` -=[ wreath ]=- 11/97 ,...., ,;;:o;;;o;;, ,;;o;'''''';;;;, ,;:;; ;;o;, ;o;; ;;;; ;;o; ;;o; ';;;, _ _ ,;;;' ';o;;/_\/_\;;o;' jgs ';;\_\/_/;;' '//\\' // \\ |/ \| -=[ gift ]=- 11/97 _ _ /_\/_\ .=======\_\/_/=======. | //\\\______ | | // ||to you|| | | |`""""""`| | | | | jgs | | | | '====================' -=[ Holy Family ]=- 11/97 .-""```""-. ,-"```````"-, ; .-"-. ; ; .-=-. ; '=/=====\=' ', /=====\ ,' |/"""\| "=|/"""\|=" \ ^ ^ / |\^ ^/| /'._.'\ ||'-'|| / _ \ / | _ | \ / /|\ \ /\/ /|\ \/\ | \_/ | \_/ | | \_/ | \_/ | | |/ \| | | |/ \| | \__| |__/ \__| |__/ >=;=====< | | | | | | | | \'/ | | | | |-=*=-| | | | | /.\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | .-------------, | | < ~-_~-_=`|( :) > | | \`"""""""""""`/ | | \ /____| jgs |;,;,;> <_/\_/ / \ `"""""""""""` -=[ reindeer ]=- 11/97 |\ . . /| ._\\/ \//_. 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'./ _\\/ \//_ '-.\, ,/.-' \\ // _.-`"""`-._ ,-'-' _ _ '-'-, '--\ o o /'-' | | | | / \ | \_/ | jgs \ _|_ / '---' -=[ Santa surfing ]=- 11/97 HE IS WEARING SHORTS!!! _ ,={ }.._, _.-"` { } a j-,_ {}'----.{_}``};_ __/ `/( `'--.._,_ /\ `'---;--'-;` / /'. _,\ | | )-'` _} |-\ {_,.-'` \ `" \_\_, \ /__/\.-'`} {___}',-"`\ .-"\ / | `-. \.__.-" / - . | / _..-`""` _,`~ ~- `~, -~ ^`- ~^ jgs `~ _/;-"" , = -~ ~- ^ ` ` ~^ ` ~-"` =~ =~ =~^ ~^ - ~ ~^- ~ `^ - ` -. ` ^ - ^- `~,_ ,`==,_ _,~``'` ~, ,=. ^ ~^ - ~ - ~- ` ~ "~ ~ =~^ `~ ` `,_ , ` ~-^ ` ~^ ~^ -~^ ^~ -~^ -~ `^ ~~ -~ _ ,;;{ }.._, _,;;;;;{ } a j-,_ {}`"""';{_}``};_ __/ `/( `'--.._,_ /, `'---;--'-;` / /'. _,\ | | )-'` _} |-\ {_,,;;;;\ `" \;;;;;;\ /;;/\;-'`} {___}',-"`\ .-"\ / | `-. \.__.-" / - . | / _..-`""` _,`~ ~- `~, -~ ^`- ~^ jgs `~ _/;-"" , = -~ ~- ^ ` ` ~^ ` ~-"` =~ =~ =~^ ~^ - ~ ~^- ~ `^ - ` -. ` ^ - ^- `~,_ ,`==,_ _,~``'` ~, ,=. ^ ~^ - ~ - ~- ` ~ "~ ~ =~^ `~ ` `,_ , ` ~-^ ` ~^ ~^ -~^ ^~ -~^ -~ `^ ~~ -~ -=[ turkey ]=- 11/97 _.,._ ."-_._-". ,((=' _ '=)), ((( (") \))) '((( /j\ )))' `({_ _})` jgs `H` " " -=[ cornucopia ]=- 11/97 , |\ | `-._,="""=, \ //o.-)-.\ \ ||/:/:\:\-. `. \\\:\:/:/o_), jgs `->>>8888>;(_)o -=[ fall leaves ]=- 11/97 , }`-. , , \ \ '-' \ .-'{ _} . | ,`\ / ' ; .-;\ { \ | | / `/ '-.,/ ; | { -- -. ' '`-, .--._.' ; \__ \ \ | ' / |`. ; _,`\ '. '- ' `_- '.`; ; ,-`_.-' ,--. \ ` /` '--' `;.` (` _ .--.\ '._) '-. \ \ `-. ; `-';| '. -. ' __ '. ; ; _,-' / { __'.\ ' '-,/; `-' ';`.- ` .-' '-. `-._' | `; ;`' .-'` <_ -' ` .\ `; ; (_.'`\ _.;-"``"'-._'. `:; ___, _.-' | .-'\'. '.` \ \_,_`\ ;##` `'; _.' /_'._\ \ \__;#####./###. \` \.' .'`/"`/ (#######)###::.. _.' '.' .' ; , |:. `|()##`"""` jgs `'-../__/_\:: /O()()o ()'._.'`()()' -=[ acorn ]=- 11/97 _,_ .#####. (#######) |:. `| \:: / jgs '._.' -=[ pilgrim ]=- 10/97 ____ / __ \ __/==LI==\__ `"///""""\\\"` ( . . ) \ __ / ;.__.; /` /\ `\ | /::\ | /\ / :: \ /\ / \/ :: \/ \ /\/`>==::==<`\/\ (_/ / :: \ \_) /__________\ | || | |- || -| jgs \.-||-./ /LI/\LI\ (__/ \__) -=[ cooked turkey ]=- 10/97 .---. /) .' `\/) / _ .'`/| jgs ,=( __\ (__/_/==, `==================` -=[ pilgrim woman with turkey platter ]=- 10/97 .-""""-._.'| / '.| | / | / | -= | /| ( | |/`< ) ) ( ; -=| _| ) \ \ / ____ /) '._ _.-""-.< .' `\/) / / \ / _ .'`/| _ / | '-._( __\ (__/_/=, ( \| \ -=/ /--;==========` ._,;'\==='-,..__/__/__.' `'--/,/ || ' \ / | / || ' \ \/ . || ; jgs / / || | | . || | / '=------| / ' ; ; ;| `-.___.___.___.___._/ .-""""-._.'| / '.| | / | / ( | -= | /| ) ( | |/`< ) ) ; -=| _| ______ \ \ / .' `. /) '._ _.-""-.< .' `\/) / / \ / ___ .--'`/| _ / | '-._( ____\ (____/_/=, ( \| \ -=/ /--;==============` ._,;'\==='-,..__/__/__.' `'--/,/ || ' \ / | / || ' \ \/ . || ; jgs / / || | | . || | / '=------| / ' ; ; ;| `-.___.___.___.___._/ turkey diddled by llizard... -=[ turkeys ]=- 10/97 .--. {\ / q {\ { `\ \ (-(~` { '.{`\ \ \ ) {'-{ ' \ .-""'-. \ \ {._{'.' \/ '.) \ {_.{. {` | {._{ ' { ;'-=-. | {-.{.' { ';-=-.` / {._.{.; '-=- .' {_.-' `'.__ _,-' jgs |||` .='==, .--. /} p \ /} `~)-) / /` } ( / / /`}.' } / / .-'""-. / ' }-'} / (.' \/ '.'}_.} | `} .}._} | .-=-'; } ' }_.} \ `.-=-;' } '.}.-} '. -=-' ;,}._.} `-,_ __.'` '-._} jgs `||| .=='=, -=[ turkey ]=- 11/97 .========. .-| |-. .''-'`_.|__ __ __|._`'-''. / .--'` | [LI] | `'--. \ .' / _.--'''""""'''--._ \ '. /` .' .-' _.----._ '-. '. `\ | / / .' _ _ '. \ \ | | | | / `_ _` \ | | | / / '. | (o)(o) | .' \ \ | | '._| .-""-. |_.' | | | \ / | \ / | \ / | / / | / \ /\/\ / \ | \ \ | | / | '-.( ).-' | \ | | | | | / \`""`/ \ | | | \ \ / | _.-| |-._ | \ / / \ \ | / .' | | '. \ | / / '. './ | .' / \ '. | \.' .' '._| \/ \/ |_.' `'{` , , `}'` { } { } { } { } { } { } \,/ \,/ '. .' jgs '-.__ __.-' { _}""{_ } / \ / \ /=/=|=| |=|=\=\ \/\/\_/ \_/\/\/ -=[ pilgrims with pumpkin ]=- 11/97 _..----...__ .-" `"-. | | |__.==========.____| | | .======. | | ____ | | | | | | _.-' ""--.._ |__| '======' |___ | .' '-. _.-'`` '==========' ``""'--.._ / \' '. / ,,,,,,,,, |._.,,;;;''''''''';;;;;;;;;, | ; .;;;;;;;;;;;\ | ,;;;;;| .) .) `;;;;;;;;, / | /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| ;;;;;/ (_ ';;;;;;;-'` | /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|| ;;;;;| `;;;;;; | |;;;;''' '/| ';;;;\ '----' ;;;;;' | |;;;' (' (' \\ `''''`---.___.- __;;''` ; |;;' _) \`) |~\ .-' '---'` ``"-. \ |;;;, .___. |/ / \_/__ _/\ _..,/`\ '-._ \"` `-' .'--"----"; `; '-..-/ \| `;;,--`-._____...-' ; ; ; `; \| || / `\ ; ' . ; \ || / / .-""-.\ . ; ; . ; || /`-./ // \\ ; ' . ; | || ; | `'--./| \'. ; ; ' | || | | | \-' ' ; | || | \ \ \ _ ; ' . | |/ \ >--------'. ` `''-._ , ; ; ;'-. _/' \/ '-._ \`'--. / `, / `'---...___/ / ,/---. /\ / \ ; `"""` ; \`- / / \ / \ ; ,-' /-' \ / \'----'----{ .' \ / \ `""` __..-' / \'----..------'''`` / / \ | .-' / \ | | \ / / \ ) '. .'----; ;------; '-._ _.-'___ | |____ | `'--..._______...--'` //__//__| //__//__| jgs | _| _|_ .--'`---` .--'`---` \ |__.\|___.\\_\ ( ( | / / `""\_____..__'.______..___/ \___.-\___.-._____/ GREAT PUMPKIN IS COMIN' TO TOWN (Sung to the tune Santa Claus is Coming to Town) .--. Oh, you better not shriek, you better not groan, /`-'/ You better not howl, you better not moan, .----,_| (__ Great Pumpkin is coming to town! { ="""`/`""`__ `'-. /`---'`_\ /_ ' \ He's going to find out | ' / \ / \ ' | from folks that he meets, | . / _| | _\ . | Who deserves tricks and who deserves treats; | \(o/ \(o/ | Great Pumpkin is coming to town! | ,__) /\ (__, | / |\ \/ /| \ He'll search in every pumpkin patch, | | '._ _.' | | haunted houses far and near; | \ `|_| / | To see if you've been spreading gloom, | ' `\ /` ' | or bringing lots of cheer! | . \-.--/ . | \ . '--' . / So you better not shriek, you better not groan, '-...-'._ _.'-...-' You better not howl, you better not moan; jgs `` Great pumpkin is coming to town!! -=[ laughing skull ]=- 11/97 _________ .-' '-. .' '. / \ / \ | | | .-. .-. | | ; / | | \ ; | ; | \__/ \__/ | ; _\| /^\ |/_ / / \ \ \____ "`^`" ____/ |`\___________/`| | )\_|_|_|_/( | jgs | \ ___ / | \ '.|_|_|.' / '. .' `"""""""""` -=[ Pirate flag of Henry Avery ]=- 10/97 In the 1600s, the skull and crossbones were commonly used to represent death, and it was adopted by pirates toward the end of the century. However, the skull and crossbones was not a standard pirate emblem; every pirate had his own particular Jolly Roger design. _.--""""''-. .-' '. .' '. / . ) | _ ( | . / \ \ \ . . \_/ | \ .--' . ' / \ / .'____ _ /, '/ (\ `)\ | ||\__|| |;-.-.-,-,| \\___//| \--'-'-'-'| jgs '---' \ | .--. '---------.__) .-. .' \ / '. ( '. _.' ) '---. '. _.-' .--' `. `-._ _.-' _.-'` `-._ '-.,-' _.-' `-._ `'.-' _.-'` `;. '-._ .--.-'` _.-'` `'-._ `'-.--. ( .' '. ) `, _.' '._ ,' `` `` -=[ birthday wishes ]=- 11/97 * ( + *. . ) ) .===, ( * . ( \|/ (_,/\ \ \|/ . + .-"-|( (`a a( ) )| + ( / \\ ) \= ) ( // ) + . |# \'---' (__)'/* .-"-. ) \___/ '-(_)^(_)-' /# \ ( ' * /^ \ / . | | ( * '/ . \ * \___/ . \ /\___/\ ' ^\ + ) | \_/ | ) . ) * . @%@%@%@%@%@%@ ( ( ( { happy } ) * ) * { birthday! } + ( ( @%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@ ) ' + { } * ( { SHANAKA } jgs { } ( * @%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@ + .-"-. * ( + / \ . ) ) ) |# | ( * . ( . \___/ . + .-"-. * /^ + ( / \ ) ( .-"-. ) + . |# | ( * / \ ( ) \___/ ) ( |# | ( ' * /^ ) \___/ ( * ' ( ^\ * ' . \ , , , , , ' \ + ) | | | | | ) . * . @%@%@%@%@%@%@ ( ) ( { happy } \ ( * ) * { birthday! } ) ( ( @%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@ ) ' + { } * ( { SHANAKA } . ) jgs { } ( * @%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@ + MYTHICAL -=[ butterfly faerye ]=- 10/97 compiled by: kwonn@ew.mimos.my _ _ / `._ \+O+/ _.' \ ( @ : `. //`\\ .' : @ ) \ `. `. ((a a)) .' .' / \;' `. `.((( - ))).' .' `;/ \`. `. ((()=())) .' .'/ ) :-._`/`(("Y"))`\'_.-: ( (`..../ /(_ * _)\ \....') >---/ / ) ( \ \---< / .'.\ \_/\\_//\_/ /.'. \ |o _.-\/_) '*' (_\/-._ o| |`' ;/ \; `'| ".o_.-/ \-._o." "._/ \_." / \ / \ / \ jgs/mk / \ / \ `----....._____.....----' -=[ little gargoyle ]=- 11/97 ,_ _, ) '-._ ,_ _, _.-' ( ) _.-'.|\\--//|.'-._ ( )' .'\/o\/o\/'. `( ) .' . \====/ . '. ( ) / << >> \ ( '-._/`` ``\_.-' jgs __\\'--'//__ (((""` `""))) -=[ dragon ]=- 11/97 _ _ _(9(9)__ __/^\/^\__ /o o \/_ __\_\_/\_/_/_ \___, \/_ _\.' './_ _/\_ `---`\ \/_ _\/ \/_ _|.'_/ \ \/_\/ / \/_ |/ / \ `-' | ';_:' / /| \ \ .' /_/ |,___.-`', /`'---` jgs /___/` /____/ RELIGION -=[ angel ]=- 11/97 .-"". _____ .""-. //.==.\ (*****) /.==.\\ ;//:::'||,;;;;;,||.:::\\; ||::::.\((((/\)))/.::::|| ||:::. )))a a((( .:::|| ||:::. ((( ^ ))) ':::|| ||::. )))-^-((( .:::|| ||::' (((\\_//))) .::|| ||::. / \_/ \ '::|| ||:: / \ ::|| ||::/ | | \::|| ||:/ ; ; \:|| ||/ }===o={ \|| |`-,_ ; ( ; _,-'| ||(_/'._| ) |_.'\_)|| ||::. || ( || .::|| ||::. / | ) | \ '::|| ||:' | | | | .:|| ||::/ | | \::|| ;|:| | | |:|; \/ | | \/ jgs | | |:.:.:.:| :':':':': -=[ 7 line angel ]=- 11/97 === /^\( )/^\ | / \ | | /| |\ | \/ | | \/ jgs |_| -=[ angel ]=- 11/97 .--,.-, /.-',\:.\ .===. ,;;,;;, /; \\:.\/ _) ;;;;;;;;; |' \\:( _,`'> ';;;;;' |; \\(_/ ._= ';' |; ;/ /`|\ /, _/ |-' `\ /; __//( \_,;;,;;, |; __/ / \ /);;;;;;) | _/|/ / \/`';;;;;' ,;;,;;, |/ / ( ';' ;;;;;;;;; ( .-, \ ';;;;;' ) /`\ ) \ ';' '._/|/| |.' jgs _// \| | / || |/ / | `\| ' -=[ angel ]=- 11/97 ,='"`````"'=, ; .-=-. ; ', /=====\ ,' "=|/"""\|=" \^ ^/ / '-' \ / _ \ / /|\ \ | \_/ | \_/ | | |/ \| | \__| |__/ | | | | | | | | | | jgs |'.'.'.'| '.'.'.'.' -=[ angels ]=- 11/97 _......._ :_ _: ,---.,_ ''''''' _,.---, {_=_-=._'-. .-"""""-. .-'_.-=_=_} {-=_- `'.\ / \ /.'` =_-=} {-_= \\| (_((_(( |// =_-} {-_=- \( (* *) )/ =-_=} {_-=_=- ) ) ^ ( ( -=_=-_} {_=_-=- (_\ '-' /_) -=-_=_} {_-_=_ `) (` -_=_} {_-= .-`\ /`-. -=_} {_= / ^ \ =_} '-/ _.=. .=._ \-' jgs \/_) ` (_\/ |\ /| | '. .' | | '.' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | '-'-'-'-'-' _......._ :_ _: ,______ ''''''' ______, {_=_-=._'-. .-"""""-. .-'_.-=_=_} {-=_- `'.\ / \ /.'` =_-=} {-_= \\| (_((_(( |// =_-} {-_=- \( (* *) )/ =-_=} {_-=_=- ) ) ^ ( ( -=_=-_} {_=_-=- (_\ '-' /_) -=-_=_} {_-_=_ `) (` -_=_} {_-= .-`\ /`-. -=_} {_= / ^ \ =_} '-/ _.=. .=._ \-' \/_) ` (_\/ /\ /\ jgs / '. .' \ / '.' \ / \ / \ ';';';';';';';';';' | | | | | | |-|-| / / \ \ `"` `"` MISC -=[ magnifying glass ]=- 10/97 _.-----._ .'.-'''''-.'._ //`.:#:' `\\\ ;; ' ;;'.__.===============, || || __ ) ;; ;;.' '===============' \\ /// jgs ':.._____..:'~ `'-----'` -=[ watch ]=- 11/97 (() ()) (() ()) (() ()) (() ()) (() .+. _.-//_\\-._ .'.-' XII '-.'. /`.'* *'.`\ / /* / *\ \ | ; _/ ; | | |IX (_) III| | | ; \ ; | \ \* \ */ / \ '.* \ *.'./ jgs '._'-.__VI_.-'_.' '-.,___,.-' -=[ hourglass ]=- 11/97 _______________ (__ __) (____________ __) ||\ /|| || \ / || || \:::/ || || \:/ || || /:\ || || / : \ || || /.:::.\ || _||/:::::::\||_ (___`"""""""`___) jgs (_______________) -=[ hourglass ]=- 11/97 ______ [______] |\ /| | )( | jgs |/::\| [______] -=[ flame ]=- 11/97 ( ( ,) ). ( ) (, )' (. \WWWWWWWW/ '--..--' }{ jgs {} -=[ pi ]=- 11/97 ,;;;;;;;;;;;;' ;;'';;'';;''' ' ;; ;; ;; ;; jgs ;; ;; ;' ;' -=[ feathers ]=- 11/97 \ / `I=. .=I` /|\ `"=I._ _.I="` /|\ |/|\| /|\ `"=I="` /|\ |/|\| |/|\| |/|\| /|\ |/|\| |/|\| |/#\| |/|\| |/|\| |/|\| |/#\| |###| |/#\| |/|\| |/#\| |###| jgs \#/ |###| |/#\| |###| \#/ ` \#/ |###| \#/ ` ` |###| ` \#/ ` -=[ bowling ball & pins ]=- 11/97 .-. \ / .-. |_| .-. \ / |=| \ / |_| / \ |_| |=| / (@) \|=|/ \ ____ | / \@) \ .' '. / (@) \ | / # \ | | | | o o |'='| | / \ o / \ /'=' jgs '.____.' '=' -=[ Sheriff's badge? ]=- 11/97 () /\ ()--' '--() `. .' / .. \ jgs ()' '() -=[ chili pepper? ]=- 11/97 /| .-((--. ( '`^'; ) `;# | \# | \# \ '-. ) \( ` -=[ 6 pack ]=- 11/97 __ __ __ (__)(__)(__) (__)(__)(__)| | || || || | || || |' jgs '--''--''--' -=[ small pumpkins ]=- 11/97 /\ .--) )--. /`./`""` \.`\ | | : |: |. | \ | .|. | / jgs '._\__:__/_.' _)_ /`/"\`\ jgs \_\_/_/ , .-))--. / / | \ \ jgs \ \ | / / `"`"`"` _/\_ .' ) )`'. _/\_ /./`""` \.\.' ) )`'. |:| : |: |/.'`""`\. \ \'| .|. :|: |: |. | '.___:_.'\'. |. | / jgs '._:_/_.' _/\_ .' ) )`'. _/\_ /./`""` \.\.' ) )`'. \'| .|. :/.'`""`\. \ '.___:_.'|: |: |. | jgs '._:_/_.' _/\_ .' ) )`'. /.'`""`\. \ |: |: |. | jgs '._:_/_.' _))_ .'`""\`'. |.' | |. | jgs '._:_/_.' -=[ Spam w/flies ]=- ========================================== | ,dP""8a "888888b, d8b "888b ,888" | | 88b " 888 d88 dPY8b 88Y8b,8888 | | `"Y8888a 888ad8P'dPaaY8b 88 Y88P888 | | a, Y88 888 dP Y8b 88 YP 888 | | `"8ad8P'a888a a88a;*a888aa88a a888a | | ;*;;;;*;;;*;;;*,, | | _,---'':::';*;;;*;;;*;;*d;, | | .-' ::::::::::';*;;*;dII; | | .' ,<<<,. :::::::::::::::ffffff`. | | / ,<<<<<<<<,::::::::::::::::fffffI,\ | | .,<<<<<<<<<;,:::._\ | /_.f | | | ``<<< _,_ ;;;;\>>>>>.__\__Y__/__.f ' | | \ ._(@I@)_. ;;;\>>>>> _{___}_ / | | `.--{___}--.;;;i>>>> ' (@I@) ' ,' | | .-/ Y \-.;sP'`"?>>>>> ~'~ ====. | | / | \ ._______...|<[Hormel | | | \__/-\__/ `=========' | ==jgs================================(FL)= flies by 'jgs'; Spam by Felix Lee -=[ bacon?? ]=- 11/97 __ _.._ .-'__`-._.'.--.'.__., /--' '-._.' '-._./ /__.--._.--._.'``-.__/ '._.-'-._.-._.-''-..' -=[ message in a bottle ]=- 11/97 [] [||] |||| | | | | / _ \ |(-_)| |\ /| || || || || || || |/ \| jgs |-..'| `""""` _____________ __________ /\ \_____ _ (\ -=- \ |; _____|_| `\ --=-= \ \/____________/ \ -==--=- \ __ ) -==-==- ) jgs \/ ( =-==-= ( \ -=- \ /_) -=- ) `""""""""""` -=[ paper dolls ]=- 11/97 _ _ _ _ _ __( )__( )__( )__( )__( )__ '--. .--. .--. .--. .--. .--' / _ \/ _ \/ _ \/ _ \/ _ \ jgs (/ \)(/ \)(/ \)(/ \)(/ \) -=[ gun ]=- 11/97 .-. __ _| '-----------._____________.-'\ `-.`\,' .======. \ ===== ======= \==. __.' || (___|- = = |----------------| | / ,_ || ___| - - -|________________/ | / / / || (___| = = =|________________)==' | (_/ '======'_-- -/ / (_II== / | .---. ___/ / ::. .--. /\ / |( | .::::. / \\ \( // jgs / .:::::: | '-----' ; :::::::: | | :::::::: | |::::::::: | /::::::::: | '-----------' -=[ sweater ]=- made with help from llizard! 11/97 ===================== )ejm97))))))))))))))) __(((((((((((((((((((((__________________________________________ /\ /\ `. /\ /\ /\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ `. /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ / /\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\`.\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\// //\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\`.\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\ \\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ `. \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\ \/ \/ \/ `. \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ `./\ /\ /\ //\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\/`.\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/ \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\/`.\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\/// \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\`./\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\`./\/ \/\\//\/ \ \/ \/ \/ \/`.________\/________ /\ /\ /\ /\ | /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/| /\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///| //\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\| \\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \| \/ \/ \/ \/ | /\ /\ /\ /\ | //\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /| \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//| \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\| \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\| jgs \/ \/ \/ \/ | | | | | | | | | )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( TRANSPORTATION: -=[ James' train ]=- 11/97 .---._ .--(. ' .).--. . .-. . ( ' _) .)` ( .)-. ( ) '-' ( , ). `(' . _) (') _________ '-' ____[_________] ________ \__/ | _ \ || ,;,;,, [________] _][__|(")/__|| ,;;;;;;;;, __________ __________ _| LILI |_ / | |____ | | | | ___ | | ____| (| .--. .--.| | ___ | | | | | | ____| |____ | /|/ .. \~~/ .. \_|_.-.__.-._|_|_.-:__:-._|_|_.-.__.-._|_|_.-.__.-._| +=/_|\ '' /~~\ '' /=+( o )( o )+==( o )( o )=+=( o )( o )+==( o )( o )=+= ='=='='--'==+='--'===+'-'=='-'==+=='-'+='-'===+='-'=='-'==+=='-'=+'-'jgs+ -=[ joan train ]=- 11/97 .---._ .--(. ' .).--. . .-. . ( ' _) .)` ( .)-. 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A | / || ASCII ART GALLERY: jgs |__||__|| http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ -- _.-----._ * .' .-'``|'. * / / -*- \ joan stark | ; <{ | ; | spunk1111@juno.com -*- | _\ | | -*- | ; _\ -*- | ; | \ \ | -*- / ASCII ART GALLERY: * jgs '._ '.__ |_.' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ '-----' -- joan stark .--') _,.--""--.,,_ .' .-' , , _,,_ _,.--'' `""-._ / .' \`'-""-' |-" ` , _.-.,_ `-, _.' / | e e , . / ';-..._ `'-,_ ` _.' _..\ / ) \ _,.-'. \ `) | ``` __,.--"'` _\_Y_ /.___,.-' _.'` `> / / / (((_.--'--""`` '--'__.-' __.-' .---' / .--' .' jgs (((_..--' ((_(_.-'` ((_(.' ASCII ART GALLERY: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ -- /\ /\ /\ /\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\ //\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\ \\//\/ \/\\// \/ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com \/ /\ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ /\ //\\/\ /\//\\ \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\// \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\ //\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\ \\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\// \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ //\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\ \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\// \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\ //\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\ \\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\// \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ //\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\ \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\// \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\ //\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\ \\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\// \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ //\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\ \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\// \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ //\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\ \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\// \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ //\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\ \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\// \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ //\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\ \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\// \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ -=[ illusion ]=- 11/97 /\ /\ //\\ //\\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // /\ \\// /\ \\ \\ //\\ //\\ //\\ // \// \// \// \// //\ //\ //\ //\ // \\// \\// \\// \\ \\ \/ //\\ \/ // \\ /\ // \\ /\ // \//\// \//\// //\//\ //\//\ // \/ \\ // \/ \\ // /\ \\// /\ \\ \\ //\\ //\\ //\\ // \// \// \// \// //\ //\ //\ //\ // \\// \\// \\// \\ \\ \/ //\\ \/ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\// \\// jgs \/ \/ /\ /\ //\\ //\\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // /\ \\// /\ \\ \\ //\\ //\\ //\\ // \// \// \// \// //\ //\ //\ //\ // \\// \\// \\// \\ \\ \/ //\\ \/ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\// \\// jgs \/ \/ =[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -= []=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/design.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/design.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. /\ /\ //\\ //\\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // /\ \\// /\ \\ \\ //\\ //\\ //\\ // Shapes \// \// \// \// and Designs //\ //\ //\ //\ in ASCII art // \\// \\// \\// \\ \\ \/ //\\ \/ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\// \\// jgs \/ \/ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. mobius spirals an "X" circles designs knots link to 'scrolling' ASCII art .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ mobius strip ]=- 6/99 _______ / \\\\ / /\ \\\\ / ///\ \\\\ / //// \__\\\\ \ \\\\ / //// \ \\\\ //// \ \\\\//// jgs \ \\\/// `"""""` _______ / \::\ / /\ \::\ / /::\ \::\ / /::/ \__\::\ \ \::\ / /::/ \ \::\ /::/ \ \::\/::/ jgs \ \::::/ `"""""` -=[ designs ]=- 6/99 .--. \ / .--.\/.--. .--.| \\ |.--. \ / '--'/\'--' \ / .--.\/.--. / \ .--.\/.--. .--.| \\ |:--:| \\ |.--. \ / '--'/\'--' \ / '--'/\'--' \ / .--.\/.--. / \ .--.\/.--. / \ .--.\/.--. | \\ |:--:| \\ |:--:| \\ | '--'/\'--' \ / '--'/\'--' \ / '--'/\'--' / \ .--.\/.--. / \ .--.\/.--. / \ '--'| \\ |:--:| \\ |'--' '--'/\'--' \ / '--'/\'--' / \ .--.\/.--. / \ '--'| \\ |'--' '--'/\'--' jgs / \ '--' __ / \ \ / .--.\/.--. | \\ | '--'/\'--' / \ \__/ -=[ spiral designs ]=- 2/98 # @ & % O : # @ & % # @ O : # @ & % O : # @ @ & % O : # # @ & % O : # @ & % # @ O : # @ & % O : # @ @ & % o : # # @ & % O : # @ & % # @ O : # @ & % O : # @ @ & % o : # # @ & % O : # @ & % # @ O : # @ & % O : # @ jgs @ & % O : # #@&%O: #@&% #@ O:#@ &%O:#@ @&%O:# #@&%O: #@&% #@ O:#@ &%O:#@ @&%o:# #@&%O: #@&% #@ O:#@ &%O:#@ @&%o:# #@&%O: #@&% #@ O:#@ &%O:#@ jgs @&%O:# -=[ an "X" ]=- 7/97 ____ ____ [__ ] [ __] \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \/ / \ / / \ / /\ \ / / \ \ __/ / \ \__ [____] [____] -=[ circles ]==- 7/97 _____ .-' '-. .' '. / \ 10 ; ; | | ; ; \ / '. .' '-._____.-' ____ .-' '-. .' '. ; ; 9 ; ; ; ; ; ; '. .' '-.____.-' .-'""'-. .' '. / \ 8 ; ; ; ; \ / '. .' '-....-' .-"""-. .` `. / \ 7 ; ; \ / '. .' '-----' .-""-. /` `\ 6 ; ; ; ; \ / `'-..-'` .-""-. / \ 5 ; ; \ / '-..-' .--. 4 / \ \ / '--' .-. 3 ( ) '-' 2 /^^\ \__/ 1 () o O 0 _....._ .' '. / \ | | | | | | \ / '._ _.' ````` _....._ .' _..._ '. / /` __ `\ \ ; ; /` \ | ; | | | (_/ ; | ; ; \_ _.' .; \ '. `` _.'/ jgs '._`"'"`_.' ````` -=[ designs ]=- 4/97 \ \/\ \/ / \/ /\/ / / /\/ /\ / /\ \/\ \ / / /\ \ \ \ ( ( ( () ) ) ) \ \ \ \/ / / \ \/\ \/ / \/ /\/ / / /\/ /\ / /\ \/\ \ / / /\ \ \ \ ( ( ( () ) ) ) \ \ \ \/ / / \ \/\ \/ / \/ /\/ / / /\/ /\ / /\ \/\ \ / / /\ \ \ \ ( ( ( () ) ) ) \ \ \ \/ / / \ \/\ \/ / \/ /\/ / / /\/ /\ / /\ \/\ \ \/ / / /\ / /\ \ ( ( ) ) \ \/ / \/ / / /\ / /\ \ ( ( ) ) \ \/ / \/ / / /\ / /\ \ ( ( ) ) \ \/ / \/ / / /\ / /\ \ ( ( ) ) \ \/ / \/ / / / / / \ ( ( ) ) \ / / / / / / \ ( ( ) ) \ / / / / / / \ ( ( ) ) \ / / / / / / \ ( ( ) ) \ / / / / -=[ another design... ]=- 4/97 _/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\_ |\/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\| |/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /| | /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\| |/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ | |\/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\| |/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /| | /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\| |/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ | |\/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\| |/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /| | /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\| |/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ | |\/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\| |/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /| | /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\| |/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ | |\/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\| |/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /| | /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\| |/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ | |\/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\| |/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /| | /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\| |/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ | |\/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\| ~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~ more designs: /\ /\ /\ /\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\ //\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\ \\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\// \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ //\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\ \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\// \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\ //\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\ \\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\// \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ //\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\ \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\// \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\ //\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\ \\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\// \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ //\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\ \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\// \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ //\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\ \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\// \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ //\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\ \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\// \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ //\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\ \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\// \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ -=[ designs ]=- 3/98 "+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+" +"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+ "+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+" +"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+"+ "+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+" "+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+" "+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+" "+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+" "+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+" "+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+" .+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+. 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( * -={{{*}}}=- * -={{{*}}}=- * -={{{*}}}=- * -={{{*}}}=- * -={{{*}}}=- * ) '-' '-=-' '-' '-=-' '-' '-=-' '-' '-=-' '-' '-=-' '-' DESIGNS 8/98 <\/><\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/><\/> jgs <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> jgs <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> jgs <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> jgs -=[ designs eggs? ]=- 1/01 .-'''-. .-'''-./ \.-'''-. .-'''-./ \ / \.-'''-. / \ /'-...-'\.-'''-./ \ \ /'-...-'\.-'''-./ \ / '-...-'\ / \ /'-...-' '-...-'\ /'-...-' '-...-' .-'''-. .-'''-./ \.-'''-. .-'''-./ \ / \.-'''-. / \.-'''-./'-...-'\.-'''-./ \ \ /'-...-'\.-'''-./'-...-'\ / '-...-'\ / \ /'-...-' '-...-'\ /'-...-' '-...-' .-'''-. .-'''-./ \.-'''-. .-'''-./ \.-'''-./ \.-'''-. / \.-'''-./'-...-'\.-'''-./ \ \ /'-...-'\.-'''-./'-...-'\ / '-...-'\ /'-...-'\ /'-...-' '-...-'\ /'-...-' '-...-' -=[ designs ]= 11.98 .:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':. 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'--' __ __ __/ \__/ \__ / \__/ \__/ \__ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__ __/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \ / \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ __/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \ / \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ __/ \__/ \__/ \__/ / \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ -=[ star design ]=- 11/00 __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ jgs \/ -=[ just a design ]=- 1/98 From: Yee Ling Tan This one below, which you term "just a design", is known as an "Olzii hee" (pronounced "ohlzee hey") in Mongolia, a traditional pattern symbolizing good luck/blessing. _ /_\ // \\ \\ // _ \// _ /_\ //\ /_\ // \\/ \\/ \\ \\ /\\ /\\ // \// \// \// //\ //\ //\ // \\/ \\/ \\ \\_/\\ /\\_// \_/ \// \_/ //\ // \\ \\_// \_/ -=[ illusion ]=- 11/97 /\ /\ //\\ //\\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // /\ \\// /\ \\ \\ //\\ //\\ //\\ // \// \// \// \// //\ 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[Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/indexcolor.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/indexcolor.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ~ Welcome to ~ ~ ~ joan stark's ASCII Art Gallery ~ ~ - COLORIZED ASCII ART - .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. What makes this page different from some other ASCII art sites? The main difference is that nearly all the pictures you will find at this site were created by one person. .-*-._.-*-.(...spunk...jgs...joan stark...) .-*-._.-*-. No software conversions nor special programs used-- just notepad, keyboard, & monitor... .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ____ .-" +' "-. /.'.'A_'*`.\ PAGE 1 PAGE 2 |:.*'/\-\. 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Search [ ]seek(*).( )The web . . . _butterfly _(_)_ wWWWw _ @@@@ (_)@(_) vVVVv _ @@@@ (___) _(_)_ @@()@@ wWWWw (_)\ (___) _(_)_ @@()@@ Y (_)@(_) @@@@ (___) `|/ Y (_)@(_) @@@@ \|/ (_)\ / Y \| \|/ /(_) \| |/ | \ | \ |/ | /\ | / \|/ |/ \| \|/ jgs|/// \\|/// \\\\|//\\|///\|/// \\\|// \\|// \\\|/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ TO MAIN PAGE ASCII artwork copyrighted ©1996-01 Joan G. Stark All Rights Reserved ~ leave initials intact on all ASCII art images ~ please read the guidelines for using this ASCII art .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/me.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/me.htm embed(/web/20091028023702oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/einsamer.mid) Midi Controls .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Yak, Yak, Blah, Blah, Blah... So you want to know about me!? .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Cleveland skyline Click for Cleveland, Ohio Forecast This is downtown Cleveland, Ohio. I live in a western suburb of the city about one mile south of Lake Erie. I'm married and have four great kids. I like swimming, ASCII art, and crafts. I have a graduate degree in Exercise Physiology but spend most of my time driving my children from activity to activity. I officiate swimming/diving and spend a lot of time in the swimming pool. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Some things about me: • birthday: November 19th, late baby-boomer era; Scorpio • color eyes: brown; color hair: dark blonde • favorite colors: yellow, purple • favorite season: fall • favorite holiday: Halloween • favorite food: spaghetti, seafood • favorite dessert: cream puffs, RiceKrispie treats • favorite flowers: lilacs, pansies • favorite animal: rabbits • favorite sport: swimming -obviously • favorite spectator sport: Cleveland Indian's baseball (even when they lose) • favorite TV shows: E.R., Star Trek (NG, Voyager, DS9) • favorite actors: Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, Patrick Stewart, Mel Gibson • favorite author: Stephen King • favorite recent movies: Toy Story, Twister, Nightmare Before Christmas • favorite music: almost everything! oldies, R&R, musicals, MoTown, hip-hop, reggae, big band • favorite singers: Phil Collins, Jimmy Buffet, Pink Floyd • favorite musicals: Fiddler on the Roof, Cabaret, Chess • favorite comedy: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Ni!) • ideal vacation: sitting on tropical beach w/pina colada in hand • favorite past-times: (besides swimming and ASCII art) learning new things on the computer, garage sales, bingo, miniature golf, road rallyes, eating, sleeping, and family time with our four kids- (ages 13, 11, 10, and 8) • patron saint: Saint Anthony, patron saint of lost articles "Help me from losing my mind!" Let Me Introduce My Children to You... .===. / ,,, \ .===. ( /6.6\ ) ////\\\ .===. )( _ )( ((/6.6\)) /_____\__ .===. ( ,'---', ) )( _ )( `\/6.6\/--` ////\\\ / (\-/) \ ((()---())) ( _ ) \/6.6\/ /_ /o o\ _\ / `@` \ ,'---', ( _ ) | _\ Y /_ | /\/ \/\ / _ \ ,'---', \(_ `~` _)/ \ | | / /_/ (_) \_\ / \ / / \ \ \| |/ \ | (_) | / /_/ \_\ / ()/^\() \ |_____| \|_____|/ \| |/ /. . . . . .\ |__|__| | | | (|_____|) `"`"|`|`|"`"` | | | | | | |__|__| |_|_| |_|_| \__|__/ |_|_| jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) MAUREEN MOLLY IAN PETER age 13 age 11 age 10 age 8 .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. spunk (spungk), n. Informal. courage, spirit, or mettle .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. So why am I called "Spunk"? I can't even count the number of times that I've been asked "why'spunk'? "... It goes back several years ago when I purchased my first new car. It was a little red two-seater and my brother made the remark that it was pretty "spunky". The name stuck and I applied for special vanity plates. "Spunky" was already taken but "Spunk" was not. I still have those vanity plates on my car after a dozen years. Of course it's not the same car- it's a sedan but it's still red! I'm one of those people who tend to burn candles at both ends. I'm always doing something... hence, my roadrunner .sig: "...always on the go" Others have said that I'm "spunky". So in another way, the name has stuck. Before I go much further... Yes, I know of the connotation that the word "spunk" has in the UK- It is purely coincidental. I do not use the name with that meaning. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. An ASCII art friend from Germany gave me some additional information regarding the word "spunk". Apparently, the spunk is a little gnome-like creature... The translation from Flemish to German to English is as follows: ####################################### >>> SPUNK is een lieve guitige trol. Spunk is a nice and funny goblin, >>> Geboren uit een lotusbloem, is hij niet bang voor Born out of a lotu s flower, and he isn't afraid of >>> spannende avonturen en grappen maken. great adventures and having fun. >>> SPUNK is dol op de natuur, Spunk loves the nature, >>> de bijen zijn z'n grootste vrienden. The bees are it's biggest friends, >>> Zelfs waterspinnen krijgt hij aan het lachen Even waterspiders laugh with him, >>> en als hij lacht, hoor je dat dan ook van heel ver. And if he laughs, you hear it from far away. ####################################### and here is the spunk itself: -- thanks to Holger Korn, mMMMMmm mMMMMMMMMMMm MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm mm MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm MMMMMm mMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM "MMMMMMMMMM" jMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ~~~~~ jMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm jMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM r---. 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How did I get hooked on ASCII Art? Believe it or not, I "discovered" ASCII art in winter of 1995. I think I saw a tiny bicycle made in ascii characters and was totally amazed by it. I joked that someone must have had too much time on their hands! But still I was in awe of it... I didn't even know what it was called. After e-mailing several friends, I found out that it was called "ASCII art". It was then that I found the USENET newsgroup and started lurking to find more of these computer pictures. I then started collecting as much of the ASCII art as I could. I began wandering through the internet and realized that there was way too much to save. I would forget my idea of having a huge collection... I know where to find the pictures if I want something. Being a "crafty" type person, I decided that I would try to make the ASCII pictures myself. I've always like to doodle on paper, so I figured it couldn't be that much different. My first project was to make a signature for me to use. I started diddling around with the keyboard in May/June of 1996 by doing lettering. Someone then told me about "FIGLET". For those of you who don't know, FIGLET is a computer program that creates fancy lettering from text. Hearing about figlet took the thrill away from making the fonts- I could spend an hour creating an alphabet by hand and someone else could just press a computer key and have the letters pop up "pre-made". [FIGLET LINK] And so I went on to the pictures... I know that there are programs available to create ASCII art -- (I don't know that much aboutthem...) -- but the programs usually create solid-type ASCII art. Even then, the pictures still are pretty rough and need touch-ups to make them asthetically correct. I have collected some conversion software information from and offer them to you-- no guarantees-- [CONVERSION LINK] I make the line-style ASCII pictures and I don't believe that there are programs for this style. Basically I sit down at the keyboard and start typing. ['HOW I DO IT'/TUTORIALS LINK] OK-- so I can't consider myself a "newbie" at ASCII art any more. The honeymoon is over! I've been making the pics since 1996. Some people are anticipating my "burn-out"-- but I continue to make the ASCII art pictures and I still look forward to improving. I'd like to be able to look at each of my creations and say "wow!"-- there are some that I like a lot and there are some that I consider "ok". Most of the crummy ones have met their demise at the hands of the delete button. Despite this, I've included some of my early works in this gallery so you can see how my artwork has evolved. Perhaps I may inspire other budding ascii artists... I am just amazed at all ASCII artwork. There are a limited number of characters available on the keyboard and they are all fixed. Considering this fact, it is truly remarkable that there are so many different ASCII art pictures. I don't know how long ASCII art has been around. I've been told that it dates back at least to the 1960s when computers consisted only of large main frames. There were no PCs and no monitors. Transmissions were done through terminals that were very much like electric typewriters. Games and pictures were done in ASCII. (Remember the orignial "Zork"?) Some of the pictures passed around then are still being passed around today. See History of ASCII Art. For me, the ASCII art is still pretty new ... although I remember as a kid, my father would take me to work with him on an occasional Saturday. While there, I would play on the secretary's typewriter and make pictures on a sheet of paper using commas and lines-- my "first" ASCII drawings!. (I would also link all of her paper clips together-- shhh, don't tell my dad!). I had a lot of fun those weekend mornings... I guess you could say that I've been making text art -- even before computers! :) But times have changed! Gone are the typewriters, papers, and carbon copies. I doodle as I did as a child... but now I don't need a new sheet of paper or white-out when I make a mistake. Sigh... and my children have already connected my paper clips together! :( But that's OK, I don't need them! :) I just have to fight the kids for computer time! [jgsinitials] ___,_ _,___ ___,_ ___,_ _,___ ___,_ _,___ ___,_ ___,_ _,___ (___)_)(_(___)(___)_)(___)_)(_(___)(___)_)(_(___)(___)_)(___)_)(_(___) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/cfbdlogoff.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/cfbdlogoff.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, {;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;} {;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;} {;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;} {|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||} {|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||} Colin Douthwaite {|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||} 1930 - 1999 | /~~\ | = ;) | | /_ \_/ | /// | ~~~ | / | /_____ | \ / -cfbd- .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Subj: Colin Douthwaite logs off Date: 3/5/99 12:16:35 AM Eastern Standard Time From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) As some of you may have heard, Colin Douthwaite, my father, died suddenly but peacefully on 1 March 1999. Dad was 69 and had had a long period of ill-health after major heart attacks in 1991 and an almost-fatal cardiac arrest while kite-flying in 1997. So although his death is a shock, it is not totally unexpected. Dad had had quite a bad period before Christmas but had recovered well in the last few weeks, and only last week performed with the Christchurch Liedertafel choir for the launching of a new lifeboat at the Port of Lyttelton. He was in great spirits and enjoying life. Over the last seven or eight years, his participation in various newsgroups has been a great source of enjoyment for him, particularly at those times he was unable to pursue more physical activities. He relished telling us at length about new ASCII pictures and about the machinations of Usenet politics. He even relished the occasional flame-war. The thanks of my family go to all you who participated in this form of fellowship which gave him so much pleasure. Thank you too, for the many kind messages I have just browsed in several of his favourite groups. They will be a great additional comfort to my mother. Thanks to a suggestion from an alt.ascii-art regular, I hope Dad's memory will be preserved through the enjoyment of an archive of some of his quirky ASCII art. Warm regards to all of you who "knew" Colin.... Ian Douthwaite .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. More -cfbd- ASCII Art and Tweaks p1. cfbd p2. contributed by Erik Veland -- Wicked ASCII Art p3. contributed by Veronica Karlsson -- ASCII Artist Extraordinaire Read some humorous/interesting posts re:ASCII Art at: http://www.surfplaza.com/ascii-art/cfbd/ (a-a-a posts) Please contact me if you come across more of Colin's work that ought to be included on these pages. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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( / \/ | jgs _| _/| // .',_\__)\_)) '----,) ` *-=[ cat ]=- 10/00 ,_ _, |\\.-"""-.//| \` `/ / _ _ \ | a _ a | '.= Y =.' >._ ^ _.< / ````` \ ) ( ,( ), / ) / \ ( \ ) ( ) ( ) ( ( ) ( ) ( ) )_( ) ( )_(-.._ ( )_ (._.) _( )_, `\ ``( ) ( )`` .' .' jgs ``` ``` ( (` '-' *-=[ tedddy bears ]=- 9/00 _.---._ ( _) |'o' | \^__/_ / ( \ /| \ \ (_\ /\_) / / ) / / / | \ \ jgs (__(__/ _.---._ (_ ) | 'o'| _\__^/ / ) \ / / |\ (_/\ /_) ( \ \ \ \ \ / / | jgs \__)__) _ _ (q'-"-'p) | 'Y' | \_^_/ /` `\ / / \ \ (_/\ . /\_) /'._.'\ / / \ \ jgs (__/ \__) _ _ (q'-"-'p) | 'Y' | \_ ^ _/ .'`(>O<)`'. / / .-. \ \ (_.'|| . ||'._) _/'.___.'\_ /"\ / \ /"\ jgs \__/ \__/ *-=[ little teddy bear ]=- 10/00 c___c /. .\ \_T_/ /` `\ (/ . \) /';-;'\ ()/ \() SEASONAL: *-=[ mummies ]=- 10/00 .--. .--. | = o\ | = o\ \= =_/ \= =_/ )= \____ )= \____ ; = _|__-\ ; = _|__-\ |= ----.\ |= ----.\ ('.==| ('.==| / \=\=\ / \=\=\ _.' /=/\=\_ _.' /=/\=\_ _jgs_..-' /__) \__)__..-' /__) \__) *-=[ ghosts ]=- 10/00 .--. / ..\ ____.' _o/ .--. 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'. ; __ __ ; |/ \ / \| |\| -- ' -- |/| |(| \o| |o/ |)| _\| > |/_ .-' | ,.___., | '-. \ ; V'-'V ; / `\ \ / /` `\ '-...-' /` `\ / \ /` jgs `\\_//` *-=[ Halloween greetings ]=- 10/00 _,..__ ` '-. `'-. \ '. | \ _ _ | _\__ _ |_||\ |_)|_)\_/ __ / .' ___`;.` ) | ||-\| | / / `'-.__/-'` ;---,'` \ .-' ; // /=\= _ _ _ `-/ / ; > | \0|0_ |_||\ | | / \| ||_ |_ |\ | ); ; / __) | ||-\|_ |_\_/|/\||_ |_ | \| < > | __| | ; < `\_/ _ _ _ _ \ < | .--' '_)/ \/ \/ \ ) > / / /__\_/\_/\_/ | ; (-'. \ / /-./ _ > ; ;\ '. / ) /_ _.;-._| '. / / ___ ___ ` ' | / / / .'` `""--.._..--""` `'. | / _.' / / / .-""-"-""-. \ | | / / / | / \ | /| | | / / \, | .--.-.--. | ,/ / \ \ | / / (_'- |` > `| -'_) .' \__/-./ / / | < | \ / \ \ / | (__..---..__) | | '--/ | (`|\o_/ \_o/|`) | | / / | \( > )/ | \ / /| | [>=| --- |=<] | | / / | | ,\__\ /__/, | | / / | |.____.|\==='-'===/|.____.| | / / \ \_____;_\=======/_;_____/ | / / | | _)'.===.'(_ | ,/ / / \ ; \-._\_/_.-/ ; /' / / \ /\_\_\_\ () /_/_/_/\ jgs .' _(`-; | '-.._____.-'-._____..-' .-' /_ `-.) \ | /`\ | .' .'. `-._ | | |_ | | _| / ,-~ /`-,_ / | _.;____ | | ____;._ | .-' ~ ~.'/` / /` `| |` `\ '--,=~,-',-' `----'-----'` '------'--' '--'------' *-=[ Frankenstein monster ]=- 10/00 ___ ___ .'` `""--.._..--""` `'. / .-""-"-""-. \ | / \ | \, | .--.-.--. | ,/ (_'- |` > `| -'_) / | < | \ | (__..---..__) | | (`|\o_/ \_o/|`) | | \( > )/ | | [>=| --- |=<] | | ,\__\ /__/, | |.____.|\==='-'===/|.____.| \_____;_\=======/_;_____/ | _)'.===.'(_ | ; \-._\_/_.-/ ; /\_\_\_\ () /_/_/_/\ '-.._____.-'-._____..-' | /`\ | |_ | | _| _.;____ | | ____;._ jgs /` `| |` `\ '------'--' '--'------' .-""-"-""-. / \ | .--.-.--. | |` > `| | < | (__..---..__) (`|\o_/ \_o/|`) \( > )/ [>=| --- |=<] \__\ /__/ jgs '-' *-=[ witch ]=- 10/00 _,..__ ` '-. `'-. \ '. | \ | _\__ _ __ / .' ___`;.` ) / `'-.__/-'` ;---,'` \ .-' ; // /=\= `-/ / ; > | \0|0_ ); ; / __) < > | | | ; < `\_/ \ < | .--' ) > / / | ; (-'. \ / /-./ _ > ; ;\ '. / ) /_ _.;-._| '. / / ` ' | / / / | / _.' / / | | / / / /| | | / / / \ \ | / / .' \__/-./ / / \ \ / | '--/ | / / \ / /| | / / | | / / | | / / \ | / / | ,/ / / \ /' / / \ jgs .' _(`-; | .-' /_ `-.) \ .' .'. `-._ | | / ,-~ /`-,_ / | | .-' ~ ~.'/` / '--,=~,-',-' `----'-----'` *-=[ trick or treaters ]=- 10/00 o o-'*'-o \*\|/*/ .-'---'-. / \ | .---, | | / e e \ | \| ^ |/ ()._-_.() ,/\'._.'/\. / \/ \/ \ | ^^_____^^ | |oOO` `OOo| \| '._____.' |/ | | | TRICK | | or | \ TREAT / '._______.' |_ | _| \ | / \_|_/ jgs /--T--\ (__/ \__) _...----. .' .-'` ,''--..; / | _______/________|_______ `-----/// _\ /_ \\\-----` .---./ / o\/o \ \.---. <(_ /// \__/\__/ \\\ _)> '-. // oo \\ .-' o /// __..--..__ \\\ o-'*'-o //| '\/\/\/\/' |\\ \*\|/*/ .--. 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'------------' *-=[ man w/ sign ]=- tweak 9/00 _ .--------------------------. /-\ | jgs' ASCII Art Gallery | \_/ | http://www.ascii-art.com | /\Y/\ ;-,________________________| || : |\// || : |\/ (|---| | | | | | | |_|_| jgs (/ \) *-=[ guy waiting ]=- 9/00 ________ |.------.| || MD ()|| //// ||____/\|| F..( '--------' _\ _/ .-----/ '-'`\-----. | '.'.| |__|\ \.'.'| |_'_'__\\ \\_\'_'| |\______/ / |'-'___\ |-----/_/|_|------| jgs| \_)\_) | \\\\ )..H \_ / / '-'\ | |__|| \| |/ / /| /_/_| jgs \_)\_) //// F..( \ _/ /'-'\ | |__|\ \) |\) / /| /_/_| jgs \_)\_) *-=[ little business man ]=- 9/00 _ /-\ \_/ /\Y/\ || : || || : || (|---|) | | | | | | |_|_| jgs (/ \) _ /-\ \_/ /\8/\ || : || || : || (| : |) | : | |_:_| ||| jgs (/ \) *-=[ natives ]=- tweak 9/00 .-. \\\V/// \\\W/// .-. (0.0) //6 6\\ //9 9\\ (0.0) {=} // =c= \\ // = \\ {=} T___.-`~@~`-. .-`~&~`-.___T (3----|' '|\\ //|' '|----8) | \__.__/// \\\__.__/ | | /=[_]=\/ \/=[_]=\ | | / / \ \ / / \ \ | | \ \ / / \ \ / / | jgs | (___\ /___) (___\ /___) | WOMEN: *-=[ woman w/ sign ]=- tweak 10/00 _____ _._ | | .' '. | N O | / //\\\ \ |_____| ( ( -\- ) ) | '-\_=_/-' /) .-'\ /'-. (|/ / '-' \ / / | \__ __/_/\/ /| | |\ / \ / \ \ \ '-' `\/\ ; |/|\ | | | | | | | |_______| | | | \ | / jgs /=|=\ (_/T\_) *-=[ waitress ]=- 9/00 ____ _ .-;\)___\ |_| \_/ ,---\ | | / _/ e e \_/ _%&&%%&_ |(` >| ___T__\______/__ \| =/ '====\\\ ^/====='_/ ,--' `\ \ .'`._ ( \ \ / ``\ \ \/ / ) ) \`'._/ -'.-'\ \__/ / \-'\______ /._'-./ \ ___`'-. /` | '-.\ '--`` /-\\\ /` / | ( ) | / / | \ (-------------- / '-._ | /'-.'# # # # `._ `'-._/ /#__#__#__#__#__ ;";-..__ | | # # # # # ; | |``-' |# # # # # / ;\ | |__#__#__#__#__#__ .' / / / || || jgs /' .' | | || || / .' | | || || ,| / \ | || || \\\/( (`-/\__ || \__`\ [_--.__\ || *-=[ woman in dress ]=- tweak 9/00 .-. (/^\) (\ /) .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ | | |___| /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ *-=[ woman in thong ]=- tweak 9/00 .-. ( ) (_ _) .-'-. /\ /\ \\) (// /`Y`\ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /T\ *-=[ woman ]=- 9/00 .-. //-\\ )\_/( /\_/\ ||_:_|| ||):(|| (/ \) | | |___| ||| jgs (/ \) *-=[ princess or bride ]=- 9/00 @@@ // \\ / \_/ \ / ./_(-.\ ( / \\ )|| @/ // ) / @>@<@/ ( '-.;)@\ \.-' | | | | | | | `'. | `'-. / '-.. | . .. '-.__ jgs |.' .' .'.'__;.--'--.-' `"-----'"` COUPLES: *-=[ walking down a country lane ]=- 10/00 ____ .' '. ____ / __ \ .-' '-. | / \ | / __ \ | \__/ | | / \ | \ >< / | \__/ | ;.____.; \ {>()<} / /`| \# / |`\ `;._/\_.;` ;# | \/ | #\ /` (/\) `\ | | == | \ / \ | #| |\ # \ / / \ \ | ; |#\ #\ / -/ \- \ \# / \/ \# \__/-._/ \_.-\ `| | \_.'=-;._/ \_.-; |.-. .-.| //\_/`\_/ \\_/ |\_/ \_/| || ||'-.______.-'`\ | , | ||_...._||._ _.-' | |\ | //.----.\\ ;```--```; | ||-- | |`-....-'| | /| | | || | \ / | --|| | | ||.-.| '.____.' ;.-.|| | | |; . | |_. || | jgs |'--;`/ `\ / \ |._.; ;.__| >--| |--< |.__| (___) \_/ \_/ (__) ____ (\/) .' '. (\/) \/ ____ / __ \ \/ .-' '-. | / \ | / __ \ | \__/ | | / \ | \ >< / | \__/ | ;.____.; \ {>()<} / /`| \# / |`\ `;._/\_.;` ;# | \/ | #\ /` (/\) `\ | | == | \ / \ | #| |\ # \ / / \ \ | ; |#\ #\ / _/ \_ \ \# / \/ \# \__/-._/ \_.-\ `| | \_.'=-;._/ \_.-; |.-. .-.| //\_/`\_/ \\_/ |\_/ \_/| || ||'-.______.-'`\ | , | ||_...._||._ _.-' | |\ | //.----.\\ ;```--```; | ||-- | |`-....-'| | /| | | || | \ / | --|| | | ||.-.| '.____.' ;.-.|| | | |; . | |_. || | jgs |'--;`/ `\ / \ |._.; ;.__| >- | | -< |.__| (___) \_/ \_/ (__) ____ .' '. ____ / .;;;;. \ .-' '-. | /////\\\ | / ,;;;;, \ | |( '\'( | | {{{{{{}} | \ `\ -_/ / | {)'<' }}} | ;<\ (>; \ {\_= /}}}/ /`|\`\_//|`\ `{{) \}}} ;# LI__:_LI #\ /`\`""`/`\ | | .--. | \ / '--' \ | #| |__| |\ # \ / () \ | ; |#\ #\ / / \ \ \# \ \/ \# \__/-._/ () \_.-\ `\#/ \ | \_.'=-;._/ \_.-; |/ \| //\_/`\_/ () `\|_\ | |_ | || ||'-.______.-'`\ | | | ||_...._||._ _.-' | /| | //.----.\\ ;```--```; | || | |`-....-'| | |\ | | __|| | \ / | || | | ||.-.| '.____.' ;.-.||-- | | |; _ | | _ || | jgs |'--;`/ \; /`\'`|._.; ;.__| >_ | | _< |.__| (__/ \_/ \_/ \__) ____ .' '. ____ / .;;;;. \ .-' '-. | /////\\\ | / ,;;;;, \ | |( '\'( | | {{{{{{}} | \ `\ -_/ / | {)'<' }}} | ;<\ (>; \ {\_= /}}}/ /`|\`\_//|`\ `{{) \}}} ;# LI__:_LI #\ /`\`""`/`\ | | .--. | \ / '--' \ | #| |__| |\ # \ / () \ | ; |#\ #\ / / \ \ \# \ \/ \# \__/-._/ () \_.-\ `\#/ \ | \_.'=-;._/ \_.-; |/ \| //\_/`\_/ () `\|_\ | _| | || ||'-.______.-'`\ | | | ||_...._||._ _.-' | |\ | //.----.\\ ;```--```; | || | |`-....-'| | /| | | ||__ | \ / | || | |.-.|| | '.____.' ; --||.-.| | _ ;| | | || _ | jgs ;/ \`;--'| ;._.|`'/`\ | _< |__.; |.__| >_ | \_/ \__) (__/ \_/ *-=[ couple ]=- 9/00 _ _ /-\ /-\ \_/ )\_/( /\Y/\ /\_/\ || : |\ /(_ _)| || : |\\//`)_(|| (|---| \/ / \) | | | |___| | | | ||| |_|_| ||| jgs (/ \) (/ \) *-=[ young couple ]=- 9/00 .---. ."""-. // \ \ | .\\\ )' )_| \__/ -( \__ / \ _/ .-;___;-. .-;_(-. / \ / \ /-/| |\-\ /_/| |\_\ \ \| |/ / \ \|___|/ / \ \_____/ / )/\ /|\ /|\ |\\ | | | | | |_____| | | | | | | |_ | _| |-|-| | | | \ | / | | | jgs /-T-\ |__|__| (_/ \_) (_/ \_) CHILDREN: -=[ playpen ]=- 9/00 _____________________ /\ __ __ __ __ ) / /|| || || || |/ /| / / ||--||oO||oo||Oo/ /|| /_/__IL__IL__IL__IL_/ /||| ( __ __ __ __ __ )/|||| || || || || || ||||||| ||--||oO||oo||Oo||--||||||| || /|| || || || ||||/|| ||/ || || || || |||//() ||__||__||__||__||__||// jgs ||__________________||/ || || () () -=[ hiding in a corner ]=- 10/00 , /`|`\ /` | `\ /` _.;;;._ `\ /` //;;;;;\\ `\ /` | \;;;;;/ | `\ | \ \;;;/ / | | | `"` | | | | | | | \ ___ / | | | | | | | | | | | | _|_ | | | | | | | | /|__|__|\ | j /` (_)_) `\ | g /` `\ | s/` `\| -=[ girls ]=- tweak 10/00 _ _ / )%.===.%( \ | // ,,, \\ | \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) / /o o\ \ )( _ )( (._\ Y /_.) (__.---.__) (O_`&`_O) / _ \ / \ ( (_(")_) ) ()/^\() '(_ _).' | | | (/\)| | | | |-|-| jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) -=[ best friends ]=- tweak 9/00 _._ _._ //\\\ ///\\ ||. .\\ //. .|\/\_=_// //\_-_/--`'-'`\ /) \/_) `\-| |/\// /_| |_\| |\_/ \\___// /---\ /\) \/_____\ /_______\| | | |_|_| |_|_| jgs (__/__)(__\__) -=[ little girl ]=- _._ ///\\ //. .|\ //\_-_/\\ \/`'-'`\/ /_| |_\ \\___// /\) (/\ /_______\ |_|_| jgs (__/__) -=[ young girl ]=- 9/00 .-""". ///. | )- \__/ \_ / .-)_;-. / \ /_/| |\_\ \ \|___|/ / )|\ /|\ | | |_____| | | | |-|-| \ | / jgs /-T-\ (_/ \_) *-=[ boy ]=- tweak 9/00 .===. / _/\ \ \/e.e\/ _ ( _ ) / \ _)---(_ \ | / `~` \ /`/ /\/ \/\ / / /| |\_/ \ \\_____/ \ \, L | \_| | | | _|_ | | | | jgs |__|__| (___|___) OTHER CHARACTERS: *-=[ aliens and spaceship ]=- 10/00 . . . . . . .-"""-. \_/ \_/ \_/ / \ / \ / \ ) ( .--'._____.'--. \"/ \"/ \"/ ( o _ o ) /|\__, __/|\ /|\ '-..o_|_|_o..-' \| ` | \ / | \ jgs / \ `|\ |\ ` ` /| ` () () | \ / | __/ | | / / | ` | ` ` ` ` ` *-=[ caveman and family ]=- 9/00 ////\ ///_ _\\\ // '\' \\ ///\_-_/\\\ _) (_ /\`"` \ /| \ ' \ / | '--; \ / /| |\ \ ____ (.' |_____| '.;' '. \\ \ | / / \ )'\ ( | ) | () | jgs |. | / T \ \ / \_/ ooO Ooo '.____.' \\\\\// ///_ _\\\ )) '>' (( ///\_-_/\\\ ////) (\\\\ ``/\`"` \`` \\)// /| '---,\ //. .\\ / :-' '-| \ \_-_/ / /|' .:|'(\/`. .\ (.' |_____| \/|_._|\ \\ \ | / /\_/\\) )'\ (|) \_|_/ jgs |. | /T\ |/ \| \_/ ooOoo "' '" \\///// \\\\\// ///_ _\\\ ///_ _\\\ // '\' \\ )) '>' (( ///\_-_/\\\ ///\_-_/\\\ _) (_ ////) (\\\\ /\`"` \ ``/\`"` \`` \\)// /| \ ' \ /| '---,\ //. .\\ / | '--; \ / :-' '-| \ \_-_/ / /| |\ \ ____ / /|' .:|'(\/`. .\ (.' |_____| '.;' '(.' |_____| \/|_._|\ \\ \ | / / \ \ | / /\_/\\) )'\ ( | ) | () | (|) \_|_/ jgs |. | / T \ \ / /T\ |/ \| \_/ ooO Ooo '.____.' ooOoo "' '" RELIGION: -=[ angel kitty and angel dog ]=- 9/00 ___ ,_ '---' _, \ `-._|\_/|_.-' / | =)'T'(= | \ /`"`\ / jgs '._\) (/_.' | | /\ /\ \ T / (/ \)\ )) (( \) ___ ,_ '---' _, \ `-._.---._.-' / | //. .\\ | | (/\ Y /\) | \ / `"` \ / jgs '._\) (/_.' | | /\ _ /\ \ / \ / (/ \) -=[ monk ]=- 10/00 ___ .' '. ## ## # _ _ # ( e e ) | > | \ - / .-/`---'\-. / ;.___.; \ / \ / \ / \ / \ ; | _|_ | ; | | | | | | \ | / | / |=,_____,=| \ \ / )\ \ / __/'._/ || \_.'\__ '-. / | || | \ .-' / / / \\ \ \ \ '-' | /| | '-' | || | \ ^| | | ^ / | | / \ | | jgs | | '-._______.-' |_/ \_| -=[ cantor/minister ]=- 9/00 \\\\, / \\ '<' ) \- / _)_(_ .'\___/'. /.-.___.-.\ [_________] | | ( | , | (\/) ) _\)_ | -|- | <_@__> _(/_ || | | | (/\)(\/) || || | | (\/) <_@_> || || | | <_@_>'(/\) || || | | (/\|/|-. || || .---------. _|_|_ || ||_,-'---------'-,__ |WWWWW| ___jgs|_|____________________|_\_____/__ __ .-. / \ //)\\ | | ||(|| .-. (\__/) .//\\\. //|\\ _)__(_ / `"""` \ )|||( /` `\ .jgs===================================. | | | | | | \\\\, / \\ '<' ) ---C'mone folks,that plate aint full, \> / Pass it around again.... _)_(_ .'\___/'. /.-.___.-.\ [_________] | | ( | |) _ | (\/) ) _\)_ | | |- | <_@__> _(/_ || | |_ | (/\)(\/) || || | --.| (\/) <_@_> || || | / | <_@_>'(/\) || || | `--| (/\|/|-. || || .---------. _|_|_ || ||_,-'---------'-,__ |WWWWW| ___jgs|_|____________________|_\_____/__ __ .---------------------. .-. / \ o (Does that say "pez"....) //)\\ | | O `---------------------' ||(|| .-. (\__/) .//\\\. //|\\ _)__(_ / `"""` \ )|||( /` `\ .jgs===================================. | | | | | | above tweak by Krogg... -=[ another minister/cantor ]=- 9/00 ___ /___\ |/. .\| ( > ) \ - / _)_(_ .' '. /.-.___.-.\ [_________] | | | , | | -|- | | | | | | | | | | .---------. __,-'---------'-,__ __jgs___|___________________|_________ ___ /___\ |/. .\| ( > ) \ < / _)_(_ .' '. /.-.___.-.\ [_________] | | | , | | -|- | | | | | | | | | | .---------. __,-'---------'-,__ __jgs___|___________________|_________ ___ /___\ |/. .\| ( > ) \ < / )_( .;_u_;. / \ ; / _|_ \ ; | | | | | | \ ' / | | /\ /\ | |/\/ \/\| `| |` | | `;""""";` | | jgs |_____| / | \ (_/ \_) -=[ priest ]=- 9/00 .---. / __ /\ | / `\ | \| . . |/ ( _\ ) | - | \ . / |'---'| /'. _ .'\ .-`-._|_|_.-`-. jgs /` \ / `\ `|' -|- | *-=[ pope ]=- 9/00 / /\ | / \ |/ | | |> \____/ | ( .. ) | /\__/\ | /\ qp /\| / | | | /| |db| /\`\ | \ | | \|_| \ \|qp| | \__/ | | |/||db| | | | | | MYTHOS: *-=[ crown ]=- 9/00 @ @:::@ @.:/\:/\:.@ ':\@ @ @ @/:' [@W@W@W@] `"""""""` -=[ crown ]=- 10/00 _ _\ /_ >_X_< .---._ /_\ _.---. /`.---._`{/ \}`_.---.`\ | / ___`{\_/}`___ \ | \ \."`* `"{_}"` *`"./ / \ \ )\ _\ /_ /( / / \ *<()( >_X_< )()>* / |._)/._./_\._.\(_.| jgs |() () () () () ()| <><>><> `"""""""""""""""""""` -=[ queen ]=- tweak o o^\^o o\*`'.\|/.'`*/o \\\\\\|////// {><><@><><} }}} _ _ {{{ }}}} 6 6 {{{ {{{{{ ^ }}}}} {{{{{{\ -=- /}}}}}} {{{{{{{;.___.;}}}}}}} {{{{{{{) (}}}}}}}' `""'"': :'"'"'` jgs `@` SPORTS: -=[ target w/ arrows ]=- 10/00 .-"""""-. .' '. / .-"""-. \ <--------<<<< ; / .-"-. \ ; | | ( (_) ) | | <--------<<<< ; \ '-.-' / ; \ '-...-' / <---------<<<< '. .' /'-.....-'\ / | \ /======+======\ / | \ -=[ golf hole ]=- tweak 10/00 ,___ || 15`'--. ||__..--'` || || || || || || """""""""||"""""""""""""""""""""" .-||-. jgs `""""` () -=[ golf swing ]=- tweak 10/00 '\ . . \ . ' . O>> . 'o \ . /\ . / / .' ^^^^^jgs^^^^^^^`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ darts ]=- 9/00 _.-"""""-. ////// ---======[_| |<<<<<<<<< jgs '-.....-' \\\\\\ \\\\\\ .-"""""-. _ >>>>>>>>>| |_|======--- jgs ////// '-.....-' -=[ baseballs ]=- 9/00 _____ .-' '-. .'. .'. / \ / \ ; ; ; ; | | | | ; ; ; ; \ / \ / '.' '.' jgs '-._____.-' _____ .-' '-. .;= =;. / =\= =/= \ ; =;= =;= ; | =|= =|= | ; =;= =;= ; \ =/= =\= / ';= =;' jgs '-._____.-' _____ .-' '-. .;= =;. / =;= =;= \ ; =;= =;= ; | =;= =;= | ; =;= =;= ; \ =;= =;= / ';= =;' jgs '-._____.-' -=[ compass ]=- 9/00 .-. ((_)) )-( _.-' '-._ ,';-"```"-;'. /.' | '.\ // '. | .' \\ || --- o --- || \\ .' | '. // \'. | .'/ jgs '.'-._^_.-'.' ``-----`` BODY PART: -=[ "this big" ]=- tweak 9/00 .-' '-. .' _ _ '. / .-' '-. \ / / _ _ \ \ | / / ) ( \ \ | | \ / /___ ___\ \ / | \ '------' ____) (____ '------' / \ _____) (____ / jgs\ ____) (____ / `'---------.____) (____.---------'` -=[ finger picking nose ]=- 9/00 | | | | / \ ( __ __ ) '--'-; ; _ | | __ /` ``""-;_ | \ '.;------. `\ | | __.. | | \.-'' _ | | | ,-'-, | | \__.-' | \ '. / \ \ / '. | jgs ) | FOOD: *-=[ shopping cart ]=- 9/00 ___ '-||__/__________ |==/|_|_|_|_|_/ |=/_|_|_|_|_|/ |/|_|_|_|_|_/ |_|_|_|_|_|/ )_____(_ jgs [--------| (o)""""(o) *-=[ shopping cart ]=- 10/00 __ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _\_ _ _ _| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|\|_|_|_| |-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-\-|-|-| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|\|_|_| |-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-\-|-| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|\|_| |-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|\ \ \ \ | ____ ____ ____\___ ____ _/ / |____| |____| jgs \__/ \__/ *-=[ grey poupon mustard ]=- tweak 10/00 ___________ [___________] / \ /~~^~^~^~^~^~^\ /===============\ ;GREY_ _ _ ; ||_)/ \| ||_)/ \|\| ;| \_/\_/| \_/| ; \===============/ jgs \ / `"""""""""""` *-=[ bowl and spoon ]=- tweak 9/00 _ / \ _..--"""""--.._ \_/ /,_..-------.._,\ | | `'''-----'''` | | \ / / \ '. .' | | jgs '--.....--' \_/ *-=[ fast food lunch ]=- 9/00 __ / .-/-. |'-'| | | | | .-""""-. \___/ /' . '. \ \|/\// (`-..:...-') |`""`| ;-......-; | | jgs '------' \____/ *-=[ pumpkin ]=- 10/00 ,__ .-. \ `\/ '` _.--"| |"--._ .' / /`--`\ \ '. / ; | | ; \ ; | | | | ; | | | | | | ; | | | | ; \ ; | | ; / '._\ \ / /_.' jgs `'--'--'--'` *-=[ bowl of whatever ]=- 9/00 _..-------.._ .' .-._.-._.-. '. \'--.._____..--'/ \ / '._________.' *-=[ silverware ]=- 9/00 |\ |||| | l __ |||| |||| | l // \ |||| | | | l || | | | \ / | l \\ / \/ || | / \/ || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || jgs \/ \/ \/ \/ *-=[ international place setting ]=- 9/00 .-.__.-.__.-. ( ) _______ ) ( .-' _____ '-. /| ( |||| ) .' .-'. ':'-. '. | | __ ) |||| |||| ( / .''::: .: '. \ | | / \ ( |||| \__/ ) / / :::::' \ \ | | |(_| ) \__/ || ( | ;. ':' ` ; | \ | \__/ ( || || )| | '.. | | || || ) ## ## ( | ; ' ::::. ; | ## ## ( ## ## ) \ \ ':::: / / ## ## ) j# ## ( \ '. ::: .' / ## ## ( g# ## ) '. '-.___'_.-' .' ## ## ) s# ## ( '-._______.-' ## ## ( __ __ ) '-' '-' '-' ____ | | |'--'| | | _______ | | ######--...-' \____/ _______ .-' _____ '-. /| |||| .' .-'. ':'-. '. | | __ |||| |||| / .''::: .: '. \ | | / \ |||| \__/ / / :::::' \ \ | | |(_| \__/ || | ;. ':' ` ; | \ | \__/ || || | | '.. | | || || ## ## | ; ' ::::. ; | ## ## ## ## \ \ ':::: / / ## ## j# ## \ '. ::: .' / ## ## g# ## '. '-.___'_.-' .' ## ## s# ## '-._______.-' ## ## *-=[ spoon ]=- 9/00 __________ .-"""-. / ''''---' .' \ jgs\__________....---. '. / '-...-' *-=[ plate cirlce of cheese ]=- 9/00 _ . - - -- .. _ .-' o _ O () `'-_ ( o (_) o 0 ) |`"--...__ __...--"`| | o `````. () | | O . () o O . | _,.--| () |--.,_ .'` ; o ' 0 0 o ; `'. '. `"--...__ O __...--"` .' `'-..__ ````` __..-'` jgs `""---,,,_______,,,---""` SCHOOL/MEDICINE/TOOLS: -=[ typewriter ]=- 10/00 .-----------. ___ | | /_._`.__| |_ `(|_|_m_______m_|_|) |_______________| /o o o o o o o o\ /o o o o o o o o o\ ;[]o o o o o o o o[]; jgs | -============- | '------------------' -=[ killer drugs ]=- 9/00 _____ |_____| ) ( _______ .' '. [_______] / \ _) (_ |-=-=-=-=-| /_________\ | | | | | CYANIDE | | ANTHRAX | | | |_________| |-=-=-=-=-| jgs \_________/ \_________/ -=[ shovel ]=- tweak 9/00 ___ \_/ | | | | | | | __|__ | ^ | | | \ \_/ / jgs '._.' MUSIC: -=[ piano ]=- 10/00 ________________________ / ___ ___ '. |\ .-------|:::/:::|--------; | | |:::|:::| | |\|_ ___ _|:::/:::| __ ____| | __ ___""" """_ ____ __`\ | |\##\\###\\##\\###\\##\\### \ \ \ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \ |\ \||||||||||||||||||||||||||_| | | ;"""""""""""""""""""""""";"| | | |"""""".----------.""""""| | | | | |\ \ | | | | | |-----|\\___________\-| | | jgs | | | | |---------- | \ | | `\| | | | | | `| | \_| | | `\| CLOTHES: -=[ shoe ]=- 10/00 .---..__ , |'-._ ``'--/ `\._ /'-._`'--.._.' | '--._ | `''--...___/__....--`\ \ / |`'-----------..........-'| jgs \_____.---.______________/ *-=[ shirt ]=- tweak 9/00 ,.., .-//||\\-. / , , \ / ; ; \ './| |\.' | | | | jgs |||||||| `"===="` BUILDINGS: -=[ fireplace ]=- tweak 10/00 , , , # # , ___#_#______#_#___ [__________________] |=_= =_ == _ =_ =| |- =-_ = _= = __-| |=- -_ -= _=-= _=| |_.------------.=| |=| o o |=| _|-| ! `( ! |-|_ /==_| ! _(_.)_ ! |=_-\ |jgs|/^\^=^^=^/^\| _=| -=[ swimming pool ]=- 9/00 _ _ |\\ |\\ ____________________|||_|||__________________ /.--------------------||--||----------------./ // ~_~^_ ^- ^_^ ^^~_ ^^^ ^^ ~^^^ ~^ ~^ ^^~^// ______//____________^ ~ ~^ ~ ^ - ~^^ ~ // / / ^~ ^^ ~^^ ~^ ^.---. ^~ // /___________________/ ~ ~ ^^ ~^ | (_) ) ^ // U U // ~- - ~ ^ ^~ ^_ ~ ~^ \.___./ ~ // // ^ ~^ ~^ - ~^^~ - ~^ ~ ^^ ~ ~ // jgs // ^ ^~ ^~^ ~_ ~ ~ ~_ ~ ~ ~ ^ ~_ ~_ ^ _// /'------------------------------------------/ `""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""' -=[ hotel building ]=- 9/00 ____ /\\ \ __// \\ \____ /\ // \\ /\ \ //\\/ ' ' \//\\ \ // '\\ ' ' // \\___\ | ' ' ' ' ' ' |. .| | ' ' ' ' ' ' |. .| | ' ' '_' ' ' |. .| | ' ' / \ ' ' |. .| jgs |_'_'_|#|_'_'_|_.-' -=[ outhouse ]=- 9/00 /\ _ / \ | | / /\ \| | / / \ \ | / / | \ \| / / | \ \ / / | \ \ / / |_______ \ \ / /|| .--. ||\ \ /_/ |8 / /`' *|| \_\ || \ \_, || || '--' || || | || || | || || ()|| || | || || | || ||| || |8 | || jgs\\\|| | ||///// \\\\""""""""""""//// FLOWERS/PLANTS: -=[ mushrooms ]=- 10/00 _..._ .-"` `"-. .' () '. _.-""""-._ / \ .' () | () () | / () `;-.__ __.-' '. () .' ``\""\`` '-.______.-' | | | | | | "" \\ \ \ """" \ / / "" jgs \\\\\..'/// "" \\\_.'/// """ TRANSPORTATION: -=[ UFO ]=- 10/00 . | .-"^"-. /_....._\ .-"` `"-. ( ooo ooo ooo ) '-.,_________,.-' / \ jgs _/ \_ `"` `"` -=[ school bus ]=- 10/00 __________________________ (_________________________@) / | | | | | | | || `\ |__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__||___\ |=================== 18 | : |`'-._ _| .-. | : | ,===`\ '=|___/.-.\________________|_:_|_/.-.\| \'-'/ \'-'/ jgs '-' '-' -=[ gasoline pump ]=- 10/00 _____ _[_____]_ |---------| |#### ####|\ |... ...|\\ |_________|((| |.-------.| || || || [] || || # || || ,# || || #' || ||#' || ||' jgs __|'-------'|__ [_______________] -=[ K9 police ]=- 10/00 __[]__ ,-`---.--`;. 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'---' .' .-`\-----/`-. /\ \ / /\ ; \ \ / / ; | \ \ / | | | \ \ / | | | | \ \ | | | | /\ \ | | | | / \ \| | | |/ /\ | | | |___/__\__| | |--| | |--| \_| | |_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs | | | \____|____/ \__/ \__/ -=[ ice skater ]=- 12/98 _..--""""--...___ .---, ,' \ `'--.___ / / /`\ \ ``''--:'`--' ( ,'. '. _____..--''` )__/`-'._;__ .-'` _/ e /.-| / \ _/ | |_, ( \ / \______\__\_.-'////// |||||||||}////////;._ __/\ _..----''```` \_ / /. ( / | `'._---:./ '. '---\_;-...______. '. |_, \ ===--- / .` '-' / _.' ===--- /___.._ _..-'`\ / /`' \ '--.______ \ / / \ \ \#\ | | '---------'-. \#\ ---jgs----------| /----------------------\_\-\----------------- |__| ._\ __.' | /______| ..::::::::::::::::::::::::::.. (___#__#____ .::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' '':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' -=[ Grinch ]=- 12/98 __ .' 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( ' ) `/-.__.--._ ' ._ ' .' /::::. `""`` `--`\ /::::::. \ -=[ holiday lights ]=- 12/98 .--._.--.--.__.--.--.__.--.--.__.--.--._.--. _(_ _Y_ _Y_ _Y_ _Y_ _)_ [___] [___] [___] [___] [___] [___] /:' \ /:' \ /:' \ /:' \ /:' \ /:' \ |:: | |:: | |:: | |:: | |:: | |:: | \::. / \::. / \::. / \::. / \::. / \::. / jgs \::./ \::./ \::./ \::./ \::./ \::./ '=' '=' '=' '=' '=' '=' -=[ Santa bear ]=- 10/98 ,;;, ';;;' )`\ .--' ) .--' / .' ( ."`-./_ _ _ _\.-'". | (` `=``_````_``=` `) | `) (0)__(0) (` /` .-( )-. `\ | ( \/ ) | \ '._/\_.' / '-._ `""` _.' jgs /'-. _.;_...-'' | ()` | '-`/\`-./ ((\\ \)\\ )) (/ -=[ teddy bear skiing ]=- 10/00 .-. _ _..---./ \ .'_`\' `. / _....__ | `\| \ _~- ~ ' .`'\__, ; ~_- ~ ' . . | e | ~_- ~_.._. ' . ; e <> | ~- ~/` '.' .'; \ , ; .._# -_~' \ . _\ ,__\/ /_..;/ `\ `\/`' '._ _.-;`` \\ | |.' '__`""`. ' \ \\ / / `-.' '-._ . / \\`#, / / '--;__ _.' #, ; | `//-'.# #, | \ || | #, / '._ || / #, .' `--,-....__\\-#` #, `'-...__ __.-' | ,#' #. .-.| ``__ |,#' #. / /; .' '. ;#' #, / /(_\ / \ /#' #, / /_ `'/ | /#; #, / / \_.' / .'#'| # / / / ;__.-',#' ; ### / /-._/ .' \ ,#' | '#' / /'-./`-.____.' \,#' / / /\__/ ,#' | / / #,#|_____|_ | | '#/ ||`\ , \ \ jgs _____\______||_/___/ \ `--' ( / '-------------------' .-. _ _..---./ \ .'_`\' `. / _....__ | `\| \ _~- ~ ' .`'\__, ; ~_- ~ ' . . | e | ~_- ~_.._. ' . ; e <> | ~- ~/` '.' .'; \ , ; '# .._ -_~' \ . _\ ,__\/ /_..;/ `\ `\/`' '._ _.-;`` \\ | |.' '__`""`. ' \ \\ / / `-.' '-._ . / \\`#, / / '--;__ _.' '#, ; | `//-'.,# '#, | \ || | '#, / '._ || / '#, .' `--,-....__\\-#` '#, `'-...__ __.-' | ,#' '#. .-.| ``__ |,#' '#. / /; .' '. ;#' '#, / /(_\ / \ /#' '#, / /_ `'/ | /#; `#, / / \_.' / .'#'| '##, / / / ;__.-',#' ; '#. / /-._/ .' \ ,#' | / /'-./`-.____.' \,#' / / /\__/ ,#' | / / #,#|_____|_ | | '#/ ||`\ , \ \ jgs _____\______||_/___/ \ `--' ( / '-------------------' -=[ holiday penguin ]=- 10/00 _.--""""'. .' `\ / \ _/_ _,__ __ __/ | |`_o)/ ` ` | ; | )/o\> \ / ;"`""`""`"""`";.""-. .' .--._.--. / ' \ / / _ _ \ |'. '| / | / \ / \ | \__'/ ; .-' \o/ \o/ '-. ; | | () .-"""-. () | | ; | \ / | ; \ ; \ / ; / /`\ \ \ / / /`\ / .:`""--....Y....--::` .:\ \:' .:' .:' .:' .:'/| /'._.:' .:' .:' .:'.;':\ / ``;--::.___::.--;``` | \ / / \ |':.| ; | | \ ':| | | _..._ | \ \ | \ .' o o'. / |:. | \ './ o.-"-. o\.' \ ':.\ ;. `-; ;-' .;\ | | `-._ _/ \_ _.-' | |:. | | | ```\o (>0<)` /``` | |/__':/ ; \ '._/`\).' / ;77777 \ \ /```\ / / \ '. .' / \ `-.__ __.-' / '. ``` .' jgs /`-._ _.-'\ / , ``;---;`` , \ | / | | | | \ | '-'|__/\_/ \_/\__|'-' -=[ gingerbread boy ]=- 10/96 _____ .'~ ~ ~`. | a a | `. ~ .' .----'(>o<)`----. ( S S ) `---. o .---' ; o : ; o : / \ jgs / /\ \ .-' ~~ / \ ~~ `-. `.___.' `.___.' -=[ gingerbread boy ]=- 11/97 .-. _( " )_ (_ : _) / ' \ jgs (_/^\_) -=[ gingerbread man ]=- 9/00 _...._ .' '. / _ _ \ | O O | ; ; .-;-. \ '--' / /\.7./\ .-. '. .' .-./\/ )/ (_ \ ) ( / _)/ ` \ '-' '-' /\/ '. () .'\/ | | |/ | () | ; ; | () | ; /\ ; _ / / \ \ _ jgs / ` .' '. ` \ \___.' '.___/ -=[ holiday house ]=- 12/98 _.._ .' .-'` + / / . * + | | /^\ . \ '.___.; /' '\ . * '._ _.' /' '\ __ * /' '\ >< + /'_______'\ /_ \ + . `|`"`"`"`|` |-_| /^\ .-| /,\ |---'--'--/' '\ * . /::| |_I_| | /' '\ /:::|_______| /' ___ '\ /:::::::.. /' /_|_\ '\ * * /___________________/' \_|_/ '\ . |`"`"`"`"`"`"`"`"`/' '\ | .===. .===. /'_____________'\ + + | | , | | , | `|`"`"`"`"`"`"`|` | |_I_| |_I_| | .===. .===. | . |_________________| | , | | , | | /::::::.. | |_I_| |_I_| | . * /:::::::::.... |_____________|\ /____________________________________\ `;.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:;:.:.:.:.:.:.;:` + * |;`"` `"` `"` `"` `"`|;"` `"` `"` || * || ___ .====. || ___ ___ || * + >< || |---| |/::\| || |---|---| || _ . >>o< || | , | |:():| || | , | , | || _|_|_ >o><<<|| |_I_| |\::/| || |_I_|_I_| || _\_/ >>><<<<||__________| ``o|___||___________|| ->-/~. \-<- >>>>>o>><<<<|||||||||||||____|||||||||||||||||||::: / . \ :::: '.'.:>>>>>jgs<||__><___><_|====|___||___________||.:. \ / .':: ::...>>>o><<<<<>>>><<>><<<;====; .'..'.. ..'..' .::. 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() `\ \, / /`| .'_.-;;-._'./ /; {__} .'.-"""""-.'. {__} = ;\ \ |/` |_| =/.; | || | ;|/` | |::| /.' _____ '.\ |::| | `\| | |/_|_|_||_|_|_\| |= \::/ || /|_|_|\ || \::/ | | -=|| | | || | | || | || || |_|_|_|_| || || |_| | , ||-|-|-||-|-|-||=| JL || |_|_|_|_| || JL | |/_\ ||_|_|_||_|_|_||-|' || .:::. ||=_ _| /_ ( || | | || | | || | ==_ || /:::::::\ || __P__| /_\ \||-|-|-||-|-|-|| | || |::(`)::| || /\ | `\ `>/ _\||_|_|_||_|_|_||-|-' |__|| \/`\+/`\/ || ||_____| /_/ <--------------' | ||()\_/Y\_/ || / || | / ` \_ ( ==_ __|- |_|_ || / / \ || ==_ || | `/_) | _ <` __ | = || /_/ \_\ || || | > / \ == _ ==_ | - || ||= || | jgs /_/ ( \ `\ _| =__ =|-_ __|_||-----------||__|_ || | )-._/ _\ _,-(' __.;-'-;__ `"""""""""""""` ||`"-._ '-,._ \__.-`-;`''` ``--'`""'"""`"""`""``-- `--'--. ' ``` `` `""""'""""'""""`""" .--------' ..'''::::... .::' `'''':::.. 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()`\ \, / /`| .'_.-;;-._'./ /; {__} .'.-"""""-.'. {__} ;\ \ |/` |_| =/.; | || | ;|/` | |::|/.' _____ '.\ |::| | `\| | |/_|_|_||_|_|_\| |=\::/|| /|_|_|\ || \::/ | | -=|| | | || | | || | || || |_|_|_|_| || |||_| | , ||-|-|-||-|-|-||=| JL || |_|_|_|_| || JL | |/_\||_|_|_||_|_|_||-|' || .:::. ||=_ _| /_ (|| | | || | | || | ==_|| /:::::::\ || __P__| /_\ \|-|-|-||-|-|-|| | || |::(`)::| ||/\ | `\ `>/ _\\_|_|_||_|_|_||-|-'|__|| \/`\+/`\/ ||||_____| /_/ <-------------' | ||()\_/Y\_/ ||/ || | / ` \_ ( ==_ __|- |_|_ || / / \ || =_|| | `/_) | _ <` __ | = || /_/ \_\ || || | > / \ == _ ==_ | - || ||= || | jgs /_/ ( \ `\ _| =__ =|-__|_||-----------||_| || | )-._/ _\ _,-(' __.;-'-;__ `""""""""""" ||`"-._ '-,._ \__.-`-;''` ``--'`""'"""`"""``-- `--'--. ' ``` `` `""""'""""'"`""".--------' ..'''::::... .::' `'''':::.. 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'...::' `.----. /_.--._\ , | =-| ,/ \,|=- | ,/ /`\ \, -| ,/ /'.-.`\ \, | ,/ /`//_|_\\`\ \| ,/ /` ||_|_|| `\;, ,/ /` ||_|_|| ,/ \, ,/ /` ==_ `-----',/ /``\ \, ,/ /` __| == ,/ /` ~~=`\ \, ,/ /`==_ _|___- ,/ /` ==-= `\ \, ,/ /` --= ,/ /` =-- `\ \, ,/ /` |__ .... = ,/ /o = .-""""-. =- o\ \, / /`| .'_.._'./ /;{_} .'.-""""-.'. {_}`\`\ |/` |_| =/.; || ;|/` ||:|/.' ____ '.\|:|| `\| | |/_|_||_|_\| |\:/|| /|__|\ ||\:/| | -=|| | || | || | | || |_|__|_| || |_| | , ||-|-||-|-||=| T || |_|__|_| || T | |/_\||_|_||_|_||-|' || .::. ||= | /_ (|| | || | || | =_|| /::::::\ || __P__ /_\ \|-|-||-|-|| | || |::()::| ||/\ | `\ `>/ _\\_|_||_|_||-|'|_|| \/`\/`\/ ||||_____| /_/ <---------' | ||()\_/\_/ ||/ || / ` \_ ( ==_ __| |_|_|| /\ \ || =_|| `/_) | _ <` _ | || /_/\_\ || || > / \ == _ = | || ||= || jgs /_/ ( \ `\ __ =|_|_||----------||_| || )-._/ _\ _,-(' __.;-'- `""""""""""` `||-. '-,._ \__.-`-;''` ``--'`""'""`""""`-- `-- ``` `""""`"""'"`""" ----' ** snowman ** 10/96 .-------. * | # | * |_______| * _|=======|_ * * [___________] .' `. * | / : @ @ : \|/_ : < : // \~_s~-~s~s`._`...'_.' // * * `--~-~-~~s~/`"""' `-. // /'/s/ _ `// / /s/ (_) / ///s/ _ : * * ///s/ (_) .' * // |/`. .' __// .-''-------'`-. /|\ .' _ `. * / | \: (_) : : _ : : (_) : * : _ : * : (_) : : : ""'"""'""`. .'"'"""'""'"" jgs `-._ _.-' `"""""' * snowman * 11/96 .------, .\/. |______| _\_}{_/_ _|_Ll___|_ / }{ \ [__________] .\/. '/\' / \ _\_\/_/_ () o o () / /\ \ \ ~~~ . / '/\' _\/ \ '...' / \/_ \\ {`------'} // \\ /`---/',`\\ // \/' o | |\ \`// /' | | \/ /\ __,. -- ~~ ~| o `\| |~ ~~ -- . __ | | jgs \ o / `._ _.' ^~- . - ~^ -=[ snowman ]=- 10/00 _..._ | | | | |_..._| __.;.---.;.__ '-/ \-' ._ , | o _ o | . _ \| | (_> | , |/ _\\ . '\ '---' / \//--. ` \\/ |`'-----;`\-.//_ .--\\ .'-.____.|-(.// , \) _ \ \/ '-'\ | (_) | ||.__/ | _ \ \| """" ""| (_) \_.;"" """ "" jgs \ / "" "" ... '._ _.' "" ... .. '-----' """ .. """ -=[ snowman ]=- tweak 12/00 _ _{_}_ /_..._\ /` `\ | _.-----._ | ,_ \/ o o \/ . _ \| | V | , |/ _\\ . \ '...' / \//--. ` \\/ |`'-----;`\-.//_ .--\\ .'-.____.|-(.// , \) _ \ \/ '-'\ | (_) | ||.__/ | _ \ \| """" ""| (_) \_.;"" """ "" jgs \ / "" "" ... '._ _.' "" ... .. '-----' """ .. """ -=[ snowman ]=- 4/97 * * ___ * * _|___|_ * * '=/a a\=' * * \~_ / * * _\__/ '-' \__/_ / \ o / \ * / '---' \ * jgs | o | * ---.---\ o /-----.--- '-----'` -=[ snowman ]=- 11/97 .--------. * . |________| . * | __|/\ * .-'======\_\o/. /___________<>__\ |||||| / (o) (o) \ |||||| | _ O _ | . . |||||| | (_) (_) | |||||| \ '---' / * \====/ [~~~~~~~~~] \\// _/~||~`|~~~~~\_ _||-'`/ || | \`'-._ * * .-` )| ; || |) ; '. / `--.| || | | `\ | \ |||||) |-, \ . \ .; _ ; |_, | `'''||` ,\ (_) /, `.__/ ||.` '. .' `. * * || ` ' ' ` \ || ; . * || | . || | * || | .__.-""-.__.-"""|| ;.-"""-.__.-""-.__. || / jgs ||'. .' || '-._ _ _ _ _.-' `""` -=[ child building snowman ]=- 11/00 .-------. |# | __|_______|__ _ '-/ 0 0 \-' \\/ | V | ==.\ \ '...' / _o_ \\ /`'.__ ,-'\ .-'---'-. \\| | \ / _....._\ \/'-.....\ _/|`\ | / e.e \| ; | (\ '-. \| ._. // | o \ \\ '-=_~ ( '-.__.-' `| ; o | |\\ _=_=~ .'`-_ _/ `\ \ o _=' / \\ ~ / / `)-.;_ | .'.__ ,-_~_=`, /\\__ \___\_/ / \ / / ~ ~ \ \\ / '...\__./`\ / \ `-.,___/\___..-' ; ; | _ | | | |___|___| ; ; jgs / T \ \ / '---'---' '.__ __.' `` ' ``` .-------. |# | __|_______|__ '-/ 0 0 \-' _ | V | \// \ '...' / ./== _o_ /`'.__ ,-'\ // .-'---'-. | `| \ // / _....._\ /'-.....\-._|// | / e.e \| ; | (/ '-. \| ._. // /| o \ | '-=_~ ( '-.__.-' `| / ; o | |.- _=_=~ .'`-_ _/ `\_// \ o _=' / ~ / / `)-.;_ |//\ .'.__ ,-_~_=`, \___\_/ / \ / / ~ ~ \ / '...\__./`\ / \ `-.,___/\___..-' ; ; | _ | | | |___|___| ; ; jgs / T \ \ / '---'---' '.__ __.' `` ' ``` -=[ snowman ]=- 9/00 L E T I T .--._ S / (`{_} ) *\ N / | |* '. O /_...._* \ ;' ____ '.| W _ _ / .' `'. \ _ /` `| / `\ _ (_/ e e \_) _/ ` / | ' |_ | /) | ( '. _.-' '. .' ) \ // , / .' `._) `(_.' '. /'(/"""`_.;,_.'* / \ * './ `----`\.:\\ / \ * \ :: :: :| .|| * / '. ':: :: _/:'|' / '. * `````/` |* .' | * /.:'/ | \ * ,'` /* / .'._ / .:'| _.'. .' `"|.:' \ '. / \' .:. \ ; \ .:' '-._ ; " "-. _| ':' .:' = |- "`` --. | '. .:' = | ; `-:_= ; \ / jgs '. .' `"- ... -- "` -=[ snowman with shovel ]=- 10/00 _{}_ .' '. /_......_\ _ __ _ ."` `". | | ______ \ |; |_.-'o o`-._/ || | V | ||_ , |\ `'----'` / '-.` .-';'---.--.--'; || | \ '. \ _||_ /'-.____\ `\ ; / ) | | |`\ | _.' \ \ \ \ \ || ()\ \\\ \ \|| \\\\\\ \ | || () |_/ || ; jgs || () ' '. .'|| '. -' '-. .-' || `" " ` `--. -=[ holiday greetings ]=- 12/00 __ /\ __ __ /\ __ __ /\ __ __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ \/ _ _\/ _ ___ ___\/_ _ \/ .\/. + | | | / \ | \| \| | | ' .\/. -=><=- | || ' || '_/| '_/\ / -=><=- '/\' |_|_||_|_||_| |_| |_| * '/\' __ /\ __ _ _ ___ _ _ ___ _ _ _ __ __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/| | |/ \| | | || \ / \ | | |/ _/\_`\/`_/ <_>()<_>| || | || |_ | || | || ' |\ /\_ \<_>()<_> /_,/\,_\|_|_|\___/|___||_||___/|_|_| |_| /__//_,/\,_\ \/ _{}_ \/ .\/. * .' '. + .\/. -=><=- ' + /_......_\ + -=><=- '/\' _ __ _ ."` `". * '/\' __ /\ __ | | ______ \ __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ |; |_.-'o o`-._/ \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> || | V | ' <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ ||_ , |\ `'----'` / /_,/\,_\ \/ '-.` .-';'---.--.--'; * \/ .\/. * || | \ '. \ * .\/. -=><=- _||_ /'-.____\ `\ ; -=><=- '/\' / ) | | |`\ + '/\' __ /\ __ ' | _.' \ \ \ \ ' __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ \ || ()\ \\\ \ \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> \|| \\\\\\ \ | <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ || () |_/ /_,/\,_\ \/ * || ; * \/ .\/. || () ' '. .\/. -=><=- ' .'|| '. -' '-. -=><=- '/\' .-' || `" " ` `--. '/\' __ /\ __jgs __ /\ __ __ /\ __ __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ \/ \/ \/ \/ -=[ santa snowman ]=- 10/00 .---. .' , _\ _ /_____\{_} / ( . {_______} | `|_ / . . \ \_.'_} |. v .| {_.'| \ '...' / | \{`'.___.'`} \ /'._ _.'`\ \ ; o ``` \ ; o \ \_ | o_ \.'` } ;==[_]======{__.'\ \ |/) | `; .' /_/ / `- / / / /\ \ {`-._/ \ _.'`} ;-.__} {__.'\ __/ / \_ \ ( ` / / / jgs '.__/ (__.' -=[ snowman ]=- 10/00 _..._ | | | | |_..._| __.;.---.;.__ '-/ \-' ._ , | o _ o | . _ \| | (_> | , |/ _\\ . '\ '---' / \//--. ` \\/ |`'-----;`\-.//_ .--\\ .'-.____.|-(.// , \) _ \ \/ '-'\ | (_) | ||.__/ | _ \ \| """" ""| (_) \_.;"" """ "" jgs \ / "" "" ... '._ _.' "" ... .. '-----' """ .. """ -=[ snowman ]=- tweak 12/00 _ _{_}_ /_..._\ /` `\ | _.-----._ | ,_ \/ o o \/ . _ \| | V | , |/ _\\ . \ '...' / \//--. ` \\/ |`'-----;`\-.//_ .--\\ .'-.____.|-(.// , \) _ \ \/ '-'\ | (_) | ||.__/ | _ \ \| """" ""| (_) \_.;"" """ "" jgs \ / "" "" ... '._ _.' "" ... .. '-----' """ .. """ -=[ shoveling snowman ]=- 10/00 _...Q._ .' '. / \ ;.-""""--.._ | /'-._____..-'\| .' ; o o |`; / /| () ; \ _.-, '-' ; '.__.-' \ \ .-"`, | \_ / `'` '._`.; ._ / `'--.,_=-;_ \ \| `\ .\_ /` \ `._ \ \ `/ ``---| \ (~ \ \. | o , \ (~ (~ ______________ \ \`_\ _..-' \ (\(~ |.------------.| \/ `` / \(~/ || FREE SNOW || \__ __..-' - '. || """" """" || \ \``` \ || shovel all || ;\ \o ; || you want! || | \ \ | ||____________|| ; \ \ ; '------..------' \ \ \ _.-'\ / || '. \-' \ .' || _.-" ' \-' .-||-. jgs \ ' ' ' \ '..---.- ' \ ' ' _.' \' ' _.-' \ _.-' ` -=[ waving snowman ]=- 10/00 .-. | \_..---._ \_ .' `;. / _.-'` \ ; .-' _.-'~; | .' .-' \ _....__ ; / .' o | \ | ~_- ~ ' . `'..'; / o /> ; \|/ ~_- ~_.._. ' . \| __,' / /` ~ ~_- ~_.._. . ' '._ _.-;`. ,/ ~ `;.' '_ `""`. ' . \ // `;-'`'-.__ . _/// /. ' .-'`'''o \/ _.-' . .' | ~-...--'` . ' . / (\ o ; ~ _~- ~ ' . .-'` \\ / ~ -~ -_...-'\ \\ o / ~ - ~ ;._ `\ _.; .' `` \__ '. / |\ ` \ ; / \ ; ._..--"""| |""--..__ | | ; ; jgs \ / '. .' `-..__ __..-' -=[ snowmen ]=- 12/97 _.--"""-, .' `\ / \ | /.-.--.-.--.) S N O W M A N .\|(_._.__._.__) ( ) 0 _ 0 \ I made myself a snowman \ /_ `-| (_) | _\ / As perfect as could be. \\/ /`| |`\ \// '-.\\ \/ | \ \ / / | \/ //.-' __\\| \ '. '._.' .' / |//__I thought I'd keep it as a pet \\ .-'. `'-----'` .'-. // And let it sleep with me. \\.' '-._ .-'\ '.// /` `'''''') ) `\ / ( ( ,\ I made it some pajamas ; O /\ '-..-'/ ; And a pillow for its head. | ( '. / | | O ) `;---'` | ; /__.-' ;_ Then, last night it ran away. .-''-\ O ` / '- But first-- it wet the bed! `. .' jgs '-._ _.-' `" ' - - - ' "`` .=======. \`=====`/ |_______| __/_________\__ S N O W M A N `"";' ';""` / 0 _ 0 \ I made myself a snowman \ /_ | (_) | _\ / As perfect as could be. \\/ /`| |`\ \// '-.\\ \/ | \ \ / / | \/ //.-' __\\| \ '. '._.' .' / |//__I thought I'd keep it as a pet \\ .-'. `'-----'` .'-. // And let it sleep with me. \\.' '-._ .-'\ '.// /` `'''''') ) `\ / ( ( ,\ I made it some pajamas ; O /\ '-..-'/ ; And a pillow for its head. | ( '. / | | O ) `;---'` | ; /__.-' ;_ Then, last night it ran away. .-''-\ O ` / '- But first-- it wet the bed! `. .' jgs '-._ _.-' `" ' - - - ' "`` _.---._ .' '. / 0 _ 0 \ \ /_ | (_) | _\ / \\/ /`| |`\ \// '-.\\ \/ | \ \ / / | \/ //.-' __\\| \ '. '._.' .' / |// \\ .-'. `'-----'` .'-. // \\.' '-._ .-'\ '.// /` `'''''') ) `\ / ( ( ,\ ; O /\ '-..-'/ ; | ( '. / | | O ) `;---'` | ; /__.-' ;_ .-''-\ O ` / '--.__ `. .' jgs '-._ _.-' `" ' - - - ' "`` -=[ snowman ]=- 12/97 ___ _[___]_ _ ( " ) [_] '--(`~:~`)--|' / `-:-' \ | __.--\ : /--. .'` jgs '-----' '-.._ -=[ snowmen ]= 3/98 .-"``'"-. / ' ' \ \ '.V.' / >-._ /'----'--`\ _.-< `| o |` \ o / /'--'-'----'\ | o | | | -.-jgs--\ /---.- '--'---'--` .-=====-. |_ | |= | '=:=======:=' / * * \ ,_ . \ '.V.' / , >-\_ /'----'--`\ _/-< / `| * |` \ \ * / /'--'-'----'\ | * | | | -.-jgs--\ /---.- '--'---'--` -=[ snowman ]=- 12/98 _ __{_}_ .'______'-. _:-' `'-: _ / _______ `\ .-' \ \.-' `'--./ .' \ \ / () ___ () \ \ \\\# || (___) | \ #\\_|| '.___.' | \___|\ \_________.--./ \\ | \ \--. \\/_________/ / `\ , .\\ /`--;`-. `-.__.'/ / _\\ ,_.' _/ \ \ / | `\ \ /` | '.___.-' \____/\ '--\____/ / \\ \ | \\ | | \\ | | \\ | \ \\ /::.:::.. jgs '.___..-.__.\\__.__.':::::::''''' -=[ Frosty the Snowman ]=- 1/98 .------. ( #-....'`\ \ # | _ )"====="| _ (_`"======="`_) /`"""""""""`\ | o _o\ | (_>| \ '.___/--# '. ;-._:'\ )`===| <)_/ __ .---""`====`--'\__.' `| / ()\ / \___..--' \_.-' | () | ; ; \ ()/ \ '. / _.'`\ `; ( `\ \_ \ .-`\ `\ jgs \___) `.______.' -=[ Frosty the Snowman and friends ]=- 1/98 .-----. ( #-...'`\ \ # | _ )"===="| _ (_`"======"`_) /`""""""""`\ | o _o\ ,_ | (_>| ___ {` `}__ \ '.___/--# _ _ ."` `"=, `;"` `"=, '. ;-._:'\ {_}:_`'=='` _,=="""=,\ / _.-'`\ )===\ <)_/ __ `'--.=" _.====, `| ; _.'` _.;` .---""`====`-'\__.' `| `'_(| ^.^ |)/ ;'` _.:_^} / ()\ / )';_'='_/.' _ .'=_._\___.-|`|| || _ \___..--' \_.-' .'` '.=/(__/` | _`-.=||_||_||_||_|/` | | () | / / o| \ \_/ .=`-`/ \\_/ ; ; /`-,_/ o| |-' /`-..-' ~~ |/ \ ()/ `(`___ o/__/ \_/` / \ '. / _`\ \`""` \ __ __\ \ '-./ __, _.'`\ `; || `'.'._ /-"// {{o '.'. //" // ( `\ \_ || ,/`-.`./ // {{ \/`.`.// // \ .-`\ `\ jgs `\\_/ `'-.// `\\_/ `'; o// \___) `._____.' `"` `"` @@ tiny snowman @@ 11/96 _ _[_]_ (") `--( : )--' ( : ) jgs ""`-...-'"" -=[ snowman ]=- My alterations of Geraldine Jones cute snowman. , ------- . : . | | '.:.' | | .-'|'-. =========== * (( @ @ )) ..' )) o (( '. (( <=======[] ))`. ,. '(( /_(( \___/ ))_\ (____)/ | \ (____) / \/^\/ \ / `"` \ ( * ) Weird Snowman `. * .' gfj/98 *_**_*_**_*_**_*_**_* , ------- . : . | | '.:.' {}} | .-'|'-. =========== * _ _ (( @ @ )) ..' ( \ / ))) o (( '. \ V / (( <=======[] (= ) ))`. ,. '(( `\ \_(( \___/ ))_\ \_ / | \ (____) / \/^\/ \ / `"` \ ( * ) Weird Snowman `. * .' gfj/98 *_**_*_**_*_**_*_**_* -=[ season's greetings snowman ]=- 12/96 ||::|:|| .--------, |:||:|:| |_______ / .-. ||::|:|| ."` ___ `". {\('v')/} \\\/\///: .'` `'. ;____`( )'____ \====/ './ o o \|~ ^" "^ // \\// | ())) . | Season's \ || \ `.__.' /| // || _{``-.___.-'\| Greetings \ || _." `-.____.-'`| ___ // ||` __ \ |___/ \_______\ ."|| (__) \ \| / / `\/ __ vvvvv'\___/ | | (__) | \___/\ / || | .___. | || | | | ||.-' | '-. jgs || | ) ||----------'---------' @@ Santa's Reindeer @@ 11/96 \ / \ / \ / \ / _\/ \/_ _\/ \/_ _\/ \/_ _\/ \/_ _\-'"'-/_ _\-'"'-/_ _\-'"'-/_ _\-'"'-/_ (_, ,_) (_, ,_) (_, ,_) (_, ,_) | ^ ^ | | o o | | a a | | 6 6 | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Y | | @ | | O | | V | `._|_.' `._|_.' `._|_.' `._|_.' Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen \ / \ / \ / \ / _\/ \/_ _\/ \/_ _\/ \/_ _\/ \/_ _\-'"'-/_ _\-'"'-/_ _\-'"'-/_ _\-'"'-/_ (_, ,_) (_, ,_) (_, ,_) (_, ,_) | q p | | @ @ | | 9 9 | | d b | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _ | | | | \_/ | | V | | (_) | | 0 | jgs `._|_.' `._|_.' `._|_.' `._|_.' Comet Cupid Donder Blitzen \ / _\/ \/_ _\-'"'-/_ (_, ,_) | e e | | | '-. | _ | .-' --= |((@))| =-- .-' `._|_.' '-. jgs Rudolph -=[ reindeer ]=- 11/97 |\ . . /| ._\\/ \//_. ',\_, ,_/,' \.' './ _\\/ \//_ '-.\, ,/.-' \\ // _.-`"""`-._ ,-'-' _ _ '-'-, '--\ o o /'-' | | | | / \ | \_/ | jgs \ _|_ / '---' -=[ reindeer ]=- 12/98 _ _ _ /` ) ( `\ ( `\ / / \ \ \ \/ / __\ '---. \ /___ ( __/ / ) '--. ( / .-----' \__\_../ / .-' / /. .' /.-"""""-._ / .-. -` _.--.._ '-._, | /\ \ -" `' / / \/ / .__ / __..-' '-' _.' /_/ '-..____..-' \ | '--,-' / (_____.,--' __.' \ ( jgs| \ -=[ Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer ]=- 1/99 , , , , |\_.'/ )`-'\__, |\_/ .`(_ / `. ( | . '_.-'` '--. `'. '-.-'' ( /.-. `__ :--' ` \/ / . '-. '| (o)(o) `\ ' \ \ '.--.\ jgs \; | '-__-' (turned from holly into Rudolf by mga) , , , , |\_.'/ )`-'\__, |\_/ .`(_ / `. ( | . '_.-'` '--. `'. '-.-'' ( /.-. `__ :--' ` \/ / . '-. '| (o)(o) / ' \ / \ ' \.--. jgs ` ; | / | `. _'-__-' (turned from holly into Rudolf by mga) | (Rudolph's nose moved by ejm) -=[ reindeer ]=- 12/98 (\ (\ /) /) \\|| ||// > / \ < //\\ //\\ (/ /,\ .-. /,\ \) | _ _ | \<.I.>/ | |\ | _ | \ @ _.... _ \(_) / `@-------"` ` \ `"""`\ @ \/ @-@' \ | / | | | | /\ \ / / ,) .-"";"`'. ( / // / \ /`-. '-. / // / | / `-. \ /_// /` / / \ | (_(/ / /_/ | | /_/ jgs (_( |_| (_( (_( -=[ Santa w/ reindeer ]=- 10/00 _____ .-"` `'. /, \ / /``'--..--'``\ | \__.__.__,___/ \_ {/ e e \} { `}() (__) ()| `/,_.-")("-._,\ { `--`==`--` } .'{ } }'. \/ \/ .' { } } \ -|` `|- / { { } ; ,_\| |/_, ; , '-..____..-' , | \ / | ; : ; | .-.._)---(_.--. | <`;._ _:_ _.| .-\\_.-/_ _ \-._/ | | `'|.-.|'` (\ \_ |a a | \_.'`}`'-.._||_||_..-'\\ _.'_} \ /`\ {_.'`_) '-;-' \{_.' `_)| | '. | \--..__ : __..--'``\\ \\0/\ '/`\_...--"""-. \___/ ``` _/ \___/ |__.'`()/ `\. '-;-..._____...-;-' / ()_.' . ;`\ | | | ()_.-' . |-' | | | \ , ; ; \ _ _ _|_ _ _ / ;-, /___..,-`\ ; /` ` ` | ` ` `\ | / /' \ \ ; \_._._/ \_._._/ |/ / \ \ | |= | | =| / / `> > / jgs .-'-. | | .-'-. / / \ / / /` / | | \ /_/ \/\ /_/_/ \____,__/ \__,____/ /_( |/ /_/_( \/ \/ -|` `|- ,_\| |/_, \ / .-.._)---(_.--. \_.-/_ _ \-._/ |a a | \ /`\ | | '. \0/\ '/`\_...--"""-. |__.'` / `\, / _.' . ;`\ ',.-' . |-' \ , ; ; ;-, /___..,-`\ ; | / /' \ \ ; |/ / \ \ | / / `> > / / / \ / / /` /_/ \/\ /_/_/ jgs /_( |/ /_/_( -=[ rudolf on the rooftop ]=- 10/00 (\ /) (\ /) >`< >`< (/\ \/) (\/ /\) > < > < (/\ \.-"""-./ /\) ___\' _ _ '/___ \__` /-\ /-\ `__/ \ \o/ \o/ / \ _ / __| (_) |__ / \ | / \ .---| |'._^_.'| |---. / |__| ` |__| \ | \##/.__.-""\##/ | \__.-"__|____|____|`._ | j___|____|____|____|-' g_|____|____|____|_| s|___|____|____|___| |__|____|##__|____|| |___|__/####\__|___| |_|__/########\__|_| |__/############\_|| |/################\| /####################\ /########################\ /############################\ @@ Christmas Trees @@ 11/96 \ / -->*<-- /_\ /_\_\ /_/_/_\ /_\_\_\ /_/_/_/_\ /_\_\_\_\ /_/_/_/_/_\ /_\_\_\_\_\ /_/_/_/_/_/_\ /_\_\_\_\_\_\ /_/_/_/_/_/_/_\ jgs [___] \ / -->*<-- /_\ /_\_\ /_/_/_\ /_\_\_\_\ /_/_/_/_/_\ /_\_\_\_\_\_\ /_/_/_/_/_/_/_\ /_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\ /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_\ /_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\ /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_\ jgs [___] \ / -->*<-- /o\ /_\_\ /_/_0_\ /_o_\_\_\ /_/_/_/_/o\ /@\_\_\@\_\_\ /_/_/O/_/_/_/_\ /_\_\_\_\_\o\_\_\ /_/0/_/_/_0_/_/@/_\ /_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\ /_/o/_/_/@/_/_/o/_/0/_\ jgs [___] * /.\ /..'\ /'.'\ /.''.'\ /.'.'.\ "'""""/'.''.'.\""'"'" jgs ^^^[_]^^^ -=[ evergreen trees ]=- 12/97 | \|/ \\|// \\\Y/// \\\|/// \\\\Y//// \\\\|//// `\\Y//` `#` __#__ [_ _] jgs \___/ . '. .' -= * =- .'|'. \|/ \o|*/ \\\Y/// \\\|@// \\0\Y//// \*\\|/O// `\\Y*/` `#` __#__ [_ _] jgs \___/ -=[ tree ]=- 11/98 \'/ -= * =- {.} {.-'} {`_.-'} {-` _.-'} `":=:"` jgs `---` -=[ Christmas tree ]=- 11/97 * , _/^\_ < > * /.-.\ * * `/&\` * ,@.*;@, /_o.I %_\ * * (`'--:o(_@; /`;--.,__ `') * ;@`o % O,*`'`&\ * (`'--)_@ ;o %'()\ * /`;--._`''--._O'@; /&*,()~o`;-.,_ `""`) * /`,@ ;+& () o*`;-';\ (`""--.,_0 +% @' &()\ /-.,_ ``''--....-'`) * * /@%;o`:;'--,.__ __.'\ ;*,&(); @ % &^;~`"`o;@(); * /(); o^~; & ().o@*&`;&%O\ jgs `"="==""==,,,.,="=="==="` __.----.(\-''#####---...___...-----._ '` \)_`"""""` .--' ') o( )_-\ `"""` ` -=[ Christmas tree ]=- 12/98 .\/. >><><< '/\' /`x.`\ /;<> @ \ /& `';;;_\ |./ * O (_)| \ o .--. ! / .;`-'(_) '-`'. /_`;;, x <>* \ /(_) `';;;;,,_,;\ | !/ ^ & `(_) | \^ @/`\ . !/`\ O/ .'`-' + '--' _ '-`'. /;;<> !_ o (_) + . \ / `';;(_) . _x \ | _' & `';;;, O ^ (_),;| |(_) / ' * `'';;;;'` | \ /`\<> /``\ @ /`\ !/ .'`-' x '--' . '--'_. '-`'. /;;;,, O . _ + (_) . * \ /! `';;;;,, (_) ^ & <>,;;\ | @ (_)''';;;;,, o ,,;;;''` x| | * o ' _ `';;;'` O (_) | | _ + . ^ (_) .o _' . + | \ (_) __ & __. (_) __ ! @ / jgs '._.'` `'._.;;;;;;._.'` `'._.' -=[ Christmas tree ]=- 12/98 .\/. * + + >><><< '/\' * /`x.`\ + * /;<> @ \ , \| * /& `';;;_\ \'-,_/| |./ * O (_)| '-./ )-,_ * \ o .--. ! / ( )`-._\ + .;`-'(_) '-`'. ,;v /_`;;, x <>* \ ,,;' + /(_) `';;;;,,_,;\` + | !/ ^ & `(_) | __ _ \^ @/`\ . !/`\ O/ + / `\/ `\ .'`-' + '--' _ '-`'. + |/`\ \| | /;;<> !_ o (_) + . \ * \ \_| / `';;(_) . _x ; \ (() / `\_ | _' & `';;;, O ^ (_),;\-'@_<"/ _, * | ^ y,-._ |(_) / ' * `'';;;;'` |\_.\` \ ( ) _=_/,-;_)\ /`\<> /``\ @ /`\ ! / \ _`) \_) . ' .-' --..' / .'`-' x '--' . '--'_. '-`'. \,(__/ .' .___.' /;;;,, O . _ + (_) . * \ \' \ ' . / '-. / /! `';;;;,, (_) ^ & <>,;;\ \-'\ ' . _| \/\ ' | @ (_)''';;;;,, o ,,;;;''` x| \.-\ {_} |_/ . | * o ' _ `';;;'` O (_) | .\_.\ ' . \ ,_./ \__ | _ + . ^ (_) .o _' . + | \ \ ' `. \__\___) \ (_) __ & __. (_) __ ! @ / \- \ ' . \____) '._.'` `'._.;;;;;;._.'` `'._.' . \ ' jgs. ' . ' . ' ' . . . ' ' -=[ Christmas tree ]=- 9/00 | '.'.' -= o =- .'.'. | , / \ .'. o'. / 6 s ^.\ /.-.o *.-.\ `/. '.'9 \` .'6. * s o '. /.--.s .6 .--.\ `/ s '. .' * .\` .' o 6 .` .^ 6 s'. /.---. * ^ o .----.\ `/s * `.^ s.' ^ * \` .' o , 6 `.' ^ o 6 '. /,-^--, o ^ * s ,----,\ `'-._s.;-,_6_^,-;._o.-' jgs | | `"""` -=[ Christmas tree ]=- 10/00 _/\_ > _< /` `. .' ' o \ ( () @ '. .-' *_.-'-; .' 0 Q () `-. / @ o . * ) `-...-""- '-~'` _.'` Q * 0 @`-. .' o . * '-. / @ .___.~-' () `\ ( () * Q'.__Q *.' '-.-' `--._ @ ``-. _.-' @ __.-'~'-. @ `-. .' * ..-' o 0 `) / 0.-~-._ 0 * _.~-.*__.' '._ () '-.____.-'Q . '-. ;--' Q * * o @ '-. .-' * '.___ ..~ - . 0 () Q '. / @ o * _.''~.._____.--'`-. '-.___Q . 0 () @ * @`;_*8*_ .':. `'c___c .___.-~ Q o .=..=. |\ \\ | /. ':. /. .\ 0 @ _____((-\/-))__|\\ \\| ; ':. ':.\_T_/: _______ |-__-----||-----| \\ \| |. ':. /` `\ ||__||_|_\/ || |\ \\ | \:. ':(/ \) |"" |____|\ || |\\ \\| '::.__'/';-;'\ (=)==(=)==(=)\"""~~"""""| \\ \| jgs ()/ \() -=[ Christmas Gates ]=- 1/99 Arranged by: Shannon == , == <^\()/^> _/^\_ <^\()/^> \/ \/ < > \/ \/ * /__\ /.-.\ * /__\ == /\ * `/&\` /\ * == <^\()/^> !_\/ ,@.*;@, \/_! <^\()/^> \/ \/ !_/I_|| /_o.I% _\ * ||_I\_! \/ \/ /__\ /I_/|*|| (`'--:o(_@; || |\_I\ /__\ /_ \ !//| | || /`;--.,__ `') || | |\\! /_ \ (- ) /I/ | | || ;@`o% O,*`'`&\ || | | \I\ (= ) \__/!//| | | ||* (`'--)_@ ;o %'()\ ||*| | |\\!\__/ / \I/ | | | || /`;--._`''--._O'@; || | | | \I/ \ {_ __} | | | || /&*,()~o`;-.,_ `""`) || | | | {____} _!__|= || | *| | || /`,@ ;+& () o*`;-';\ || | | | || |__!_ _I__| ||__|__|__|_|| (`""--.,_0 +% @' &()\ ||_|__|__|__||- |__I_ -|--|- ||--|--|--|-|| /-.,_ ``''--....-'`) *||-|--|--|--||= |--|- | | || | | |*|| /@% ;o:;'--,.__ __.'\ || | | | || | | | |= || | | | || ;*,&(); @ % &^;~`"`o;@(); || | | | *||= | | | |- || | | | || /(); o^~; & ().o@*&`;&O.\ || | | | ||= | | | |- || | | | || `"="==""==,,,.,="=="==="` || | | | ||- | | -|--|= ||--|--|--|-||__.- .(\-''#####---...___..||-|--|--|--||- |--|- ~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^ ^ \)_`"""""` ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^jgs~~~ .--' ') o( )_-\ `"""` ` * tree w/presents * 11/96 | \ ' / -- (*) -- >*< >0<@< >>>@<<* >@>*<0<<< >*>>@<<<@<< >@>>0<<<*<<@< >*>>0<<@<<<@<<< >@>>*<<@<>*<<0<*< \*/ >0>>*<<@<>0><<*<@<< ___\\U//___ >*>>@><0<<*>>@><*<0<< |\\ | | \\| >@>>0<*<0>>@<<0<<<*<@<< | \\| | _(UU)_ >((*))_>0><*<0><@<<<0<*< |\ \| || / //||.*.*.*.|>>@<<*<<@>><0<<< jgs |\\_|_|&&_// ||*.*.*.*|_\\db//_ """"|'.'.'.|~~|.*.*.*| ____|_ |'.'.'.| ^^^^^^|____|>>>>>>| ~~~~~~~~ '""""`------' -=[ ornaments ]=- 12/97 __ ( '. _ ___ ____ `C_} '. .' '. /`# \ / # \_ | | | {_{c} \ / \ / `\ '.____.' jgs '.____.' (__) /`\ | ( | | | | | | .--'--. | | _.--""`````""--._ .'\/ \/ '. .' -|` `|- '. / ,_\| |/_, \ / # \ / \ ; # .-.._)---(_.--. ; | \_.-/ \-._/ | | | a a | | | \ /`\ | ; | | '. ; \ \0/\ '/`\ / \ |__.' / / '. / _.' .' '._ '---' _.' jgs '--.._____..--' -=[ holiday ornament ]=- 9/00 _ / \ | | _j_ | | _.-"""""-._ .::' '. /::' /\ \ ;::' |\_ / ( ; |: ) \oO__/ | ;' `-'.O\ ; \ / / / jgs '._ \_( _.' '-.....-' -=[ stockings ]=- 12/97 [IIIII] [IIIII]=| |=====|=| |=====| | | | | | | | | | ; | ; \ |`'. \ \ \ ; \ \ \' \.'| \ .'|_/ jgs '._:_/ -=[ dog in stocking ]=- 9/00 .-.-.-._o=- / /. .\ ||\ _\/ T \/ | /_o\__^__// | /_(_/(_/` _; \ _,--' / \ | \ / \ / | / jgs /_ ;-' | \.' '--' -=[ teddy bear in stocking ]=- 10//00 _...._ .' _`;, _ / .-'` _.\/ \ / .` _.-'` C/ | ; .' _ _ \ \ \/ a _ a | )/'. Y .' /` \ >._ ^ _.< \__//` ````` `\ | /.:.:.:.\ | \ \:::::::/ / \ |:::::| / |\,,/:::::\,,/| ;:':':':':':':; | | ;.-._.-. | ( =(_)= ) | |'-/T\-' | | //`\\ | | ` ` | | | /. \ |:::. '. |::::. '. |:::::. .:\ \::::: .::::| '-::: .:::::/ jgs `-._ :::::' `-.__:::' -=[ kitty in stocking ]=- 9/00 |\.-./| /= =\ /= e e =\ >\=_ Y _=/< (,,)^(,,) |.:.:.:.| | | |, /( | |)\ )/ | |`-;o` | | )\ | ; \/.'\ jgs / / | .' \ / .' ;-' /'. .'` | \ / './_.' -=[ Christmas hearth ]=- 12/97 _.._ .::::::. ::' ':: ::. .:: `:(>()<):' , //\\ , , # / \ # , ___#_#______#_#___ [__________________] |=_/\ /\ /\ /\ =| |- \ \\ \\ \\ \_-| |=-(_/(_/(_/(_/_=| |_.------------.=| |=| o o |=| _|-| ! `( ! |-|_ /==_| ! _(_.)_ ! |=_-\ |jgs|/^\^=^^=^/^\| _=| @@ wreath @@ 11/96 _...._ .::o:::::. .:::'''':o:. :o:_ _::: `:(_>()<_):' `'//\\'' jgs // \\ /' `\ -=[ wreath ]=- 11/97 ,...., ,;;:o;;;o;;, ,;;o;'''''';;;;, ,;:;; ;;o;, ;o;; ;;;; ;;o; ;;o; ';;;, _ _ ,;;;' ';o;;/_\/_\;;o;' jgs ';;\_\/_/;;' '//\\' // \\ |/ \| -=[ reindeer wreath ]=- 10/00 __...-------...__ _.-`` ``-._ .-' @ ()() [] '-. .' () @ '. .' [] () '. .' @ .:. [] ()() '. / ()() ':' [] ) / () _.--""`````""--._ \ ( .:. @ .'\/ \/ '. @ > / ':' .' -|` `|- '. () \ ( [] ) ,_\| |/_, ( ()() ) ; @ / \ / \ ; | ; .-.._)---(_.--. ; .:. > | () ) \_.-/ \-._/ ( ':' [] | ( ()() | | a a | < > | ) \ /`\ ( ()() ) < ; | | '. ; () @ | ; [] @ \ \0/\ '/`\ ,__ __,; ( \ |__.' / / "-._.-" \ \ () '. / _.' .| _'-_/ \_-'_ | ( ()() '._ '---' _.' | .- \_/ -. | \ [] '--.._____..--' \___.-' ;-.___/ ( @ [] / / \ / '. ()() .:. @ / / \ \ '. () ':' () @ / / .'\ \ '. @ ()() /_.'.' \ \ '-._ [] _.-' '._\ `-..__jgs __..-' ```--------``` -=[ holiday candle ]=- 12/97 ( ,=(,)=, |'==='| _, | |,)/( | |)/<_, >>>\, _/<8<-_/ >>>>>>oo<<)\( jgs >>>>>>o<<<\/ -=[ candlestick ]=- 12/98 , )\ / ,\ |.:.| \+/ .'"-.)_ | '. ) ,_ \ .--. ( / \ | /.--.\ `) | | | // || (_/ \ | // // |______\_) // // _ , (________) || // `,\ |'.___)______(___.'| \'--'/ \ / '--' jgs '.____________.' -=[ holiday candle ]=- 12/988 .... .::\:::. ::::)`\::: :::/ /::: ::| |::: ':\_/::' /`"'-:___ | _`\ | .-. ( \ ; , , , , \_) '--' | ( |\_.'/ )`-'\__,| \_)|\_/ .`(_ / `. (| _| . '_.-'` '--. `'. | (_)_' ( /.-. `\______(_)(_)`--' ` \/ jgs _). '-. '--._ _.-' . `) : ( `-. < ) . <'-. ' .-', _'._'. '-. '.-'` )'/ \/ \( `\( `; =[ holiday candle ]=- 10/00 ,_ )\ /,( \)/ .--"T"--. |`"-----"`| |:. | |:: | ,-|::. |-, \`"--...--"`/ '-. .-' `| |` ,| | ,\\///, \ \\()>//()\\\ '-. >>//<\\\<<___.-' jgs `""` @@ candy cane @@ 11/96 .----. .'`. .'`. /-._:--:_.-\ |-._/ \ _.| |._ | |' _| `---' |-' | |.-'| |_.-| | _.| |' _| |-' | |.-'| |_.-| jgs | _.| |' _| |-' | `---' -=[ candy canes ]=- 12/97 _..._ .'\\ //`, /\\.'``'.=", / \/ ;==| /\\/ .'\`,` / \/ `""` /\\/ /\\/ jgs /\ / /\\/ /`\/ \\/ ` _._ /\|/\ /\/ )-| /\/ `" /\/ /\/ jgs /\/ /\/ `" -=[ candy canes ]=- 12/98 _..._ /\_|_/. |-(` \/\ '/_> \/\ _ \/\ _ /'-:_\/\ _:-'\ | '=_/``\_=' | | .= \__/ =. | \_.-'/;|\'-._/ |'||\/\ jgs / || \/\ |_/ | \/\ \_\ \/\ \/ _..._ _..._ /\_|_/. .\_|_/\ |-(` \/\ /\/ `)-| '/_> \/\ /\/ <_/' _ \/\/\/ _ /'-:_\/\/_:-'\ | '=_/``\_=' | | .= \__/ =. | \_.-'/;|\'-._/ /\/|'||\/\ jgs /\/ / || \/\ /\/ |_/ | \/\ /\/ \_\ \/\ \/ \/ -=[ candy cane ]=- 11/00 ___ .' | '. /\./"\,/| |_| | | \_\ |/| | | |/| | | |/| | | |/| | | |/| | | |/| jgs |_| -=[ candy canes ]=- 10/00 _....._ .-::. ':::-. .:. '::. '::. '. /'::. _::._::. :\ ;. '::'` `:' .::\ |::. / \.::'| | '::.| |' .| |. ':| |.::/ |::. | /__.' | '::.| |. ':| |::. | | '::.| |. ':| |::. | | '::.| |. ':| |::. | | '::.| |. ':| |::. | | '::.| j. ':| g::. | s '::.| |. ':| '-...-' _....._ .-::. ':::-. .:. '::. '::. '. /'::. _::._::. :\ ;. '::'` `:' .::\ |::. / \.::'| | '::.| |' .| |. ':| |.::/ |::. | /__.' | '::.| |. ':| |::. | /`""-._ |_'::.| _.-''`\ | .__'/ `\'_. | | .-| |--. | | _.\ /._ | \_..-' /`\--'\ `-.._/ / | \ | | | / ; \ / \ \ | ;-.____/ \____/::.| |. ':| j::. | g '::.| s. ':| |::. | | '::.| '-..:-' @@ Star of Bethlehem @@ 11/96 * . . . | . * \|/ -->*<-- . /|\ . ' | ' * | . | . ' jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ @@ The Nativity @@ 11/96 * * . . . | . * * . \|/ . . -->*<-- . /|\ . ' | ' * | . * . | . ' _ _ .:. . ( | .-. ___ .'_`. WWW \w/ \V/ |/(_)\ .'.-.`. `(_)' (_) (_) (_) |// \\ `/(_)\' // \\ _/ | _/ | _/ | _ _ \/| |/ //)_(\\ \| |/ %%__/| $$__/| &&__/| _-(_)- _-(_)- | | | /(o___))\ | | | | | | | | `(___) `(___) | | | ` / \' | | | | | | | | jgs // \\ // \\ | |_| /_____\ |_| |_| |_| |_| -=[ Holy Family ]=- 11/97 .-""```""-. ,-"```````"-, ; .-"-. ; ; .-=-. ; '=/=====\=' ', /=====\ ,' |/"""\| "=|/"""\|=" \ ^ ^ / |\^ ^/| /'._.'\ ||'-'|| / _ \ / | _ | \ / /|\ \ /\/ /|\ \/\ | \_/ | \_/ | | \_/ | \_/ | | |/ \| | | |/ \| | \__| |__/ \__| |__/ >=;=====< | | | | | | | | \'/ | | | | |-=*=-| | | | | /.\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | .-------------, | | < ~-_~-_=`|( :) > | | \`"""""""""""`/ | | \ /____| jgs |;,;,;> <_/\_/ / \ `"""""""""""` -=[ manger scene ]=- 11/98 | '.|.' -= + =- ___ .'|'. ___ ******* | ******* /-====) | (_.- )) | / '( )' ) )) / / _/ \_( (( | |-( _ _ )) ) ) / | \ //| |\\ /'-( ( / \ \/\/ *** \/\/ / ) ) | |\ / .=. \ / ( ( `-;./ ;-' _\/(")\/_ '-; ) ) | \ |'---'| / ( ( | \ _| |_ / ) ) _/ | /\ /\ | ( ( jgs .-/ / '=' \ ( )-. `""---`-----` `----`----`""` .-----------------------------------------------------. | __ ___________________ | _________________ __ | || / / '.|.' \ \ || ||/ / ___ -= + =- \ \|| | / ******* .'|'. ___ \ | | / /-====) | ******* \ | || | / -( | (_.- )) || || / / _/ )- ) )) || || | |-( _ \_( (( || || / | \ //| _ )) ) ) || || / \ \/\/ |\\ /'-( ( || || | |\ / *** \/\/ / ) ) || || `-;./==;-' .=. \ / ( ( || || | \ _\/(_)\/_ '-;==) ) || || | \ |'---'| / ( ( || || | \ _| |_ / ) ) || || _/ | /\ /\ | ( ( || || .-/ / '=' \ ( )-. || |jgs `""---`-----` `----`----`""` || -=[ small nativity ]=- 12/98 | -=*=- (| (} | |/||\ {\ | || ___o /|/_ jgs | || X--X |__\ | -=*=- m w n (| (} | {) {\ {) |/||\ {\ $_>&_>%_> | || ___o /|/_ | \| \| \ jgs | || X--X |__\ |__\__\__\ -=[ Joseph, Mary, and Jesus ]=- 12/98 . ' ' . ' /\ ' + ' || ' + |\ || /| ' - . \\||// . - ' -= <>>>><<<<> =- . - ' //||\\ ' - . |/ || \| + . || . + . || . ' .||. ' \/ .*' " " *. * * *.;"``",.* / (-\-| ___ | `-=-( /.-.\ .(`-.__/-,// || / \ | // <___\\ //------------\\ // \\ // .-"-. \\ // ( (`\) \\ // '-/| `\ \\ // .-"-. / | || \\ // (.-. ) / | || \\ || / /)-' =`-.| || || ||/ / '-| .-""-. | =\| || |/ |'./ (__()__) | | || / /\====\ /==| |=|| /_.-' | >--< |-.-| || jgs |----' `-.-' || -=[ holy family ]=- 10/00 ___ .' | '. / \_' / \ =.|__/ `\,z.---..._ _ __ __-"=_'='-,/_|.-._ `/_-_ / _/._)_=.="_=\__-- __`--'-__ / (_~(..\~\ \--__--__- -- / (_'.__)---./ / /.' '.\ \ \ | , / `\_/_/ \_\___\ \`> /__> D jgs (/(/ /_.-""` __ /` '. f-. \ |\_`/.-'\ ___ \ / )| .' | '. )/ / | / \_' / \ __..' / | =.|__/ `\,z.---..;'`_ __.' ; __-"=_'='-,/_|.-._ `/_-_ / | _/._)_.="_=\__-- __ `--'-__ / | (_~(..\~\ \--__--__- -- / \ (_'.__)---./ / /.' '.\ \ \ `;'--. | , / `\_/_/ \_\___\'-..,_______'. jgs \`> /__> D (/(/ /_.-""` .-. /===\ |/. .;| / |-^-|( / )\_/|_\ / _// T `: /\` |`'-') '. || ( (__ \ (7 ) /` '. _\ \/ | f-. \/( || | |\_`/.-'\) __.__ || ( \ / )| .' | '. || ) )/ / | / \ _ / \ || | __..' / | =.|__ / `\,z.---..;'`_ __.' ; __-"=_'=`'-,/_|.-._ `/_-_ / | _/._)_.="_=\__-- __ -`--'-__ / | (_~(..\~\ \--__--__-_ -- / \ (_'.__)---./ / /.' `'.\ \ \ `;'--. | , / `\_/_/ \_\___\'-..,_______'. jgs \`> /__> D (/(/ /_.-""` /\ / \ .---< >---. | _\ /_ | _,',_| \/ |_,',_ _.-' '-./\.-' '-._ '-._ _.-'\/'-._ _.-' `,` |__/\__| `,` | / \ | .-. '---< >---' /===\ \ / |/. .;| \/ / |-^-|( / )\_/|_\ / _// T `: /\` |`'-') '. || ( (__ \ (7 ) /` '. _\ \/ | f-. \/( || | |\_`/.-'\) __.__ || ( \ / )| .' | '. || ) )/ / | / \ _ / \ || | __..' / | =.|__ / `\,z.---..;'`_ __.' ; __-"=_'=`'-,/_|.-._ `/_-_ / | _/._)_.="_=\__-- __ -`--'-__ / | (_~(..\~\ \--__--__-_ -- / \ (_'.__)---./ / /.' `'.\ \ \ `;'--. | , / `\_/_/ \_\___\'-..,_______'. jgs \`> /__> D 2000 (/(/ /_.-""` -=[ Saint Joseph ]=- 12/98 .*' ' ' *. * * *.;"``",.* / (-\-| ___ | `-=-( /.-.\ .(`-.__/-,// || / \ | // =- //"""\\ . (( '_' )) \ ))-_-(( -= <*^*^*>`\)) /( " ) , \ \)`"`() / / (___)==(\/ | | | | | | | | | | jgs | | """"""" -=[ Mary & Baby Jesus ]=- 12/996 . | . | . | \|/ \ / -= * =- '. .----. .' /|\ / \ ' | ' -= | .----. | | / /""\ | / \( / m m ' ) ) - ) / /-./~` ( ( `.`\ /| . ) )\ \/_/ / . | . ( ( \_.-'` \ ' / \ \.| -= <*^*^*> =- jgs |\____\\ | ( " ) | _) \ |()'"'()| _.-' , | | (___) | /| . ` ; (`-.___.-') /_/____________/ '-.___.-' -=[ Animals Visiting Baby Jesus ]=- 12/97 , , /\\ / \ | )|-""-, , \ /' \ ,_ , .'<_ / |"""-, _> `'-,'(_.-' _< , | ' '/::. `\ >_.--(.. ) .=;` / \_...._ .' _ ._o)`'` / V-'`\/`` { .' `'-....-' ; `"--'.--.=; * * * `/ / ::' / C ..\ * * | {;;}| :: | \ _.) * .:::.__* | , {;;;} \ ':| / \ * /'::::\ *\_ \ \ {;;} '-, \./ \)\) (` '::|* / \ .-' _.'.,____, _/`| `-| );/ _.,--`-.`_;/.-/ ; \ \` \ ( ( /` ,\|_ '--'_:-' `. `'._.' /| \ \ \ \ | ).-' .-'/. ` '._.-._.' / | jgs \ \ \ \ / .--'\ \ .-'` | `. .-' .' | \ \ \ \ / / \,\ \ \ \`. `-.__..--' _.-' .' , `#;==''` \ |\ /|# \ '-._ _.-' _.' .'( _.=' | \/ /._, \_ '--._.-'` _.' { `` _.=' | / ' ;--._, '._ \ _.-' { \` ; / \ / ' ) '-._\_.-'` _,_ `. `'=..' .=' ) /\ /, / _, /' '\ ,_ `=._ .=' / |/)|/(_ ((') \u u .-""._) \ '-`\\`__ | / -._\ /'--) | ':`----./.-. | `-._} {_} |_ \ | _.' _/, ``'""-`\ `.__.' `""{_} /_ / |`= `" `-.( ,__/. `""""`"` '^' ="`-` `"` -=[ Saint Nicholas ]=- 11/97 .---. /.'"'.\ \\ || /^\ ,_),-',' .'_|_'. ()` < | > || \_____/ || {/a a\} || {/-.^.-\} (_| .'{ ` }'-._/|;\ / { } /; || | /`'-{ }-'; || | ; `'=|{ }|=' _/|| | | \| |~| | |/ || | |\ \ | | | ; || | | \ ||=| |=<\ || | | /\_/\| | | \`-||_/ '-| `;'| | | | || jgs | |+| |+| | || | | | | | | || | """ """ | || | | || |_ _ _ _ _ _| || |,;,;,;,;,;,| || `|||||||||||` || ||||||||||| || `"""""""""` "" .--. /.''.\ || \_) /^\ '.'--, .'_|_'. `() < | > || \_____/ || {/a a\} || {/-.^.-\} (_| .'{ ` }'-._/|;\ / { } /; || | /`'-{ }-'; || | ; `'=|{ }|=' _/|| | | \| |~| | |/ || | |\ \ | | | ; || | | \ ||=| |=<\ || | | /\_/\| | | \`-||_/ '-| `;'| | | | || jgs | | | | | | || | |+| |+| | || | """ """ | || |_ _ _ _ _ _| || |,;,;,;,;,;,| || `|||||||||||` || ||||||||||| || `"""""""""` "" -=[ St. Nicholas ]=- 12/98 , / `\ / _\_\ | | | \;"``"/ / (-\-| ___ | `-=-( /.-.\ .(`-.__/-,// || /;;\`- 7;;// ) | /_)(_\ | \ / jgs '.____.' .-"```"-. /_\ _ _ __\ | /{` ` ` `} {} {_,_,_,_,} )/ a a \( _()_ __ { | /_)(_\ | } _/ \ /`{ \ / }`\ _| ` | / { '.____.' } \ {_`-._/ / {_, ,_} \/ `-._} | `{--}` \ / / | / { } | ` / ; | { } |\ / \ \ {__} | '..' \_.-'}==//\\====/ {_.-'\==\\//====\ | ,) `` | \__| | | __ | | _ /\ _ | | || | \ _ _ || _ _ / {` ` `}{` ` `} {_,_,_}{_,_,_} | || | /-. _||_ .-\ jgs / / \ \ |___ / \ ___| `"""` `"""` * Santa Claus * 11/96 ___ (___) / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ /_______________\ [_________________] / / (_o_) (_o_) \ \ (_(______, ,______)_) ( \ .`---'. / ) ( /`~""'` ._. `'""~`\ ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) jgs ( ) `( )' `"~'---,.,---'~"` -=[ Santa Claus ]=- 10/97 _ {_} / \ / \ /_____\ {`_______`} // . . \\ (/(__7__)\) |'-' = `-'| | | /\ /\ / '. .' \ /_/ `"` \_\ {__}###[_]###{__} (_/\_________/\_) |___|___| jgs |--|--| (__)`(__) -=[ walking Santa ]=- 10/99 HO .----. HO .' ,_ \ _ HO /__ ( \| / ( . {___`'-.\{_} | `|_ /6)6`'-._} \_.'_} |/_ _7 | {_.'| |5-.' /( | \{\ /:'`} \ /.\__/ _.'`\ \ ; o ``` \ ; o \ \_ | o \.'` } ; o_ {__.'\ \==[_]=======|/) | `; .' /_/ / `- / / / /\ \ {`-._/ \ _.'`} ;-.__} {__.'\ __/ / \_ \ ( ` / / / jgs '.__/ (__.' HO .----. HO .' ,_ \ _ HO /__ ( \| / ( . {___`'-.\{_} | `|_ /6)6`'-._} \_.'_} |/_ _7 | {_.'| |5-.' /( | \{\ /:'`} \ /.\__/ _.'`\ \ ; o ``` \ ; o \ \_ | o \.'` } ; o_ {__.'\ \==[_]=======|/) | `; .' /_/\ / `- / / \ \ / /\ \ \ \ {`-._/ \ _.'`} \ \ _ ;-.__} {__.'\ /(_\ _\ \\.---------------------.____ __/ / \_ \ '---'.|\-\\ -__ --___ __-- __ \---` ( ` / / / /(___`\_\\__-__-__--__-__-_--___\____ jgs '.__/ (__.' '--------\\__ -- ___-- __ ---_-\---` `""""""""""""""""""""""` HO .----. HO .' ,_ \ _ HO /__ ( \| / ( . {___`'-.\{_} | `|_ /6)6`'-._} \_.'_} |/_ _7 | {_.'| |5-.' /( | \{\ /:'`} \ /.\__/ _.'`\ \ ; o ``` \ ; o \ \_ | o \.'` } ; o_ {__.'\ \==[_]=======|/) | `; .' /_/\ _\8/_ ,;;, / `- / / \ \ _(7_|o o o|.-\;;/-. / /\ \ \ \ |\ \\| o o ||__||__| {`-._/ \ _.'`} \ \ __|\\ \|o o o||""||""|____ ;-.__} {__.'\ /(_\ _\/ |_\\_|-----'|__||__| /__ __/ / \_ \ '---'.|\________________________/---` ( ` / / / /(___`\_/|_________________/|_______ jgs '.__/ (__.' '-----------------------------------` -=[ Santa ]=- 10/00 _..-"""---._ .-" '. .t __ '. /` .\_.--' ; | ' . ; __ __ ; \' ./`--' .`'---'. '--`\ '-'{ . ' .. ' . } \_.._._,.___..___..__/ \_.' / '. .' \ '._/ // \o) )( (o/ \\ \\ / \ // /\_, .\__/. ,_/\ / /(_.' '._)\ \ ; \ /\ / ; |) '---'`\/`'---' ) | | } { }| ; { ( ) ; \( ( / jgs '. } ) .' `"-...__...-"` -=[ Santa ]=- 10/00 .---. /.-. `\ {} /_____| {_______} (/e) (e\) (_.-^-._) /` ~ `\ ,-| |-, .' \ / '. / '._.' \ | / _{{\8/}}_ \ | | \_|:::::::|_/ | \ { }`\:::/`{ } / '.{_}_/:::\_{_}.' \__|:::::::|__/ > `"""""""` < | Y | | | | \ _ | _ / \ | / /___|___\ {___T___} | | | jgs / | \ (__/ \__) -=[ Santa in window ]=- 10/00 _________________________________ |.==============. .==============.| j| | | || g| | | || s| __ | | M E R R Y || || .' '. | | || || / \ | | CHRISTMAS! || || .-;.- \| | || ||_(___)________| |______________|| | ______________ ______________ | ||/ .-'````"-. | | || ||-` _..---. `-| | .-. || ||.-" o `'._| | /\/ \ || || \,_ .-. o | | _ / | || || '._\_/._, | | / `\ / || || ()\__.'-'| |`\ \.--' || || | | ',_/ || ||_____________/| |__/___________|| '=================================' -=[ hang in there Santa ]=- 10/00 _____________,--, | | | | | | |/ .-.\ HANG IN THERE |_|_|_|_|_|_/ / `. SANTA |_|__|__|_; | \ |___|__|_/| | .'`} |_|__|__/ | | .'.'`\ |__|__|/ ; ; / / \.-"-. ||__|_; \ \ || /`___. \ |_|___/\ /;.`,\\ {_'___.;{} |__|_/ `;`__|`-.;| |C` e e`\ |___`L \__|__|__| | `'-o-' } ||___|\__)___|__||__|\ ^ /`\ |__|__|__|__|__|_{___}'.__.`\_.'} ||___|__|__|__|__;\_)-'`\ {_.-; |__|__|__|__|__|/` (`\__/ '-' |_|___|__|__/` | -jgs---|__|___|__/` \------------------- -.__.-.|___|___;` |.__.-.__.-.__.-.__ | | || | | | | -' '---' '---' \ /-' '---' '---' '-- | | '. .' | | | | '---' '---' '---' `-===-'`--' '---' '---' '---' | | | | | | | | -' '---' '---' '---' '---' '---' '---' '---' '-- | | | | | | | | '---' '---' '---' '---' '---' '---' '---' '---' -=[ Santa ]=- 10/00 _____ .-"` `'. /, \ / /``'--..--'``\ | \__.__.__,___/ \_ {/ e e \} { `}() (__) ()| `/,_.-")("-._,\ { `--`==`--` } .'{ } }'. .' { } } '. / { { } \ ; , '-..____..-' , ; | ; : ; | | <`;._ _:_ _.> | | | `'|.-.|'` | | \_.'`}`'-.._||_||_..-{`'._/ {_.'`_) '-;-' (_`'._} | \--..__ : __..-/ | \___/ ``` \___/ '-;-..._____...-;-' | | | \ _ _ _|_ _ _ / /` ` ` | ` ` `\ \_._._/ \_._._/ |= | | =| jgs .-'-. | | .-'-. / | | \ \____,__/ \__,____/ -=[ Santa Claus ]=- 11/97 ____ ;` `'-._ / \ /\ /` \ | ; / \ | | / `\ | | / \_ / | ; / `\ | ,|_ __ \__/ | _\_o/_( |_ /`"=/\==""=="=="=="=="`\ | )/ | \ / /';=""==""==""==""==";`\ | /` /~\ /~\ `\ | | \ _ \o/ \o/ _ / | \ ; (_) __ (_) ; / / |\_.-""(__)""-._/| \ | \ /\ / | / '.___.'__'.___.' \ | \/ | | | \ / jgs | | \ / '. .' '-.__ __.-' '---'--'---' -=[ Santa face ]=- 12/97 .-""", /____, \ {_____}`{} (/ . . \) {`-=^=-`} { ` } jgs { } `-,-` -=[ Santa Claus face ]=- tweak 12/00 by nat hooper - nhoop@centurytel.netxx ,"""-, /,.____\ () {_____} (/ . . \) {`-=^=-`} { ` } jgs { } `-,- -- .-"``"-. /______; \ {_______}\| (/ a a \)(_) (.-.).-.) _______ooo__( ^ )____________ / '-.___.-' \ | joan stark | | spunk1111@juno.com | | VISIT MY ASCII ART GALLERY: | | http://www.ascii-art.com | jgs \________________________ooo________/ |_ | _| \___|___/ {___|___} |_ | _| /-'Y'-\ (__/ \__) -=[ smiley face santa ]=- 11/98 .-""""""""""-. / `\ / .--.---.-.-.--.-;. ; { ' . ' . ' . '} | {__'_,__.__'__.__'_} | / _ _ \ | ; / \ / \ ; | | |0| |0| | \ | \_/ \_/ | .-'\; \ / ; |. ' \ '. .' / \ ` / '. '-.__.-' .' '--' '-._ _.-' jgs '''' -=[ Santa and sleigh ]=- 11/97 _... o_.-"` `\ .--. _ `'-._.-'""-; _ .' \`_\_ {_.-a"a-} _ / \ _/ .-' '. {c-._o_.){\|` | (@`-._ / \{ ^ } \\ _/ `~\ '-._ /'. } \} .-. |>:< '-.__/ '._,} \_/ / ()) | >:< `'---. ____'-.|(`"` \ >:< \\_\\_\ | ; \ \\-{}-\/ \ \ '._\\' /) '. /( `-._ _____ _ _____ __.'\ \ / \ / \ / \ \ \ jgs _.'/^\'._.'/^\'._.'/^\'.__) \ ,==' `---` '---' '---' ) `"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` -=[ Santa with gift ]=- 11/97 ___ /` `'. / _..---; | /__..._/ .--.-. |.' e e | ___\_|/____ (_)'--.o.--| | | | .-( `-' = `-|____| |____| / ( |____ ____| | ( |_ | | __| | '-.--';/'/__ | | ( `| | '. \ )"";--`\ / \ ; |--' `;.-' jgs |`-.__ ..-'--'`;..--'` ____ .'` `\ ;---.._ \ ,=,==, \_...__\ | __\|_/__ | a a '.| | || |--.o.--'(_) | || |-' = '-` )-. |___||___| ) \ |"""||"""| ) | |__ || _| ) | /` )||__\'\;'--.-' | \ /`-;( / .' / '-.; '--| ; .-'| jgs `'--.;--'...-' -=[ Santa surfing ]=- 11/97 HE IS WEARING SHORTS!!! _ ,={ }.._, _.-"` { } a j-,_ {}'----.{_}``};_ __/ `/( `'--.._,_ /\ `'---;--'-;` / /'. _,\ | | )-'` _} |-\ {_,.-'` \ `" \_\_, \ /__/\.-'`} {___}',-"`\ .-"\ / | `-. \.__.-" / - . | / _..-`""` _,`~ ~- `~, -~ ^`- ~^ jgs `~ _/;-"" , = -~ ~- ^ ` ` ~^ ` ~-"` =~ =~ =~^ ~^ - ~ ~^- ~ `^ - ` -. ` ^ - ^- `~,_ ,`==,_ _,~``'` ~, ,=. ^ ~^ - ~ - ~- ` ~ "~ ~ =~^ `~ ` `,_ , ` ~-^ ` ~^ ~^ -~^ ^~ -~^ -~ `^ ~~ -~ _ ,;;{ }.._, _,;;;;;{ } a j-,_ {}`"""';{_}``};_ __/ `/( `'--.._,_ /, `'---;--'-;` / /'. _,\ | | )-'` _} |-\ {_,,;;;;\ `" \;;;;;;\ /;;/\;-'`} {___}',-"`\ .-"\ / | `-. \.__.-" / - . | / _..-`""` _,`~ ~- `~, -~ ^`- ~^ jgs `~ _/;-"" , = -~ ~- ^ ` ` ~^ ` ~-"` =~ =~ =~^ ~^ - ~ ~^- ~ `^ - ` -. ` ^ - ^- `~,_ ,`==,_ _,~``'` ~, ,=. ^ ~^ - ~ - ~- ` ~ "~ ~ =~^ `~ ` `,_ , ` ~-^ ` ~^ ~^ -~^ ^~ -~^ -~ `^ ~~ -~ -=[ Santa's Sleigh and Reindeer ]=- 12/97 __. .--, *-/___, ,-/___,-/___,-/___,-/___, _.-.=,{\/ _/ /`) `\ _ ),-/___,-/___,-/___,-/___, ) _..-'`-(`._(_.;` / /< \\=`\ _ )`\ _ )`\ _ )`\ _ )<`--''` (__\_________/___, /< <\ |-(___)/ ,_) (_ ff ~(_ ff ~(_ ff ~(_ ff ~~~@ )\/_;-"`` | //<_\__, <_\__, <_\__, <_\__, | \__________/| (___)~~(___)~~(___)~~(___)~~~\\_/_______\_// jgs // >> // >> // >> // >> `'---------'` _v __* (__) ff ff ff ff {\/ (_(__).-. ff <_\__, <_\__, <_\__, <_\__, __,~~.(`>|-(___)/ ,_) o<_\__, (_ ff ~(_ ff ~(_ ff ~(_ ff~~~~~@ )\/_;-"`` | (___)~~//<_\__, <_\__, <_\__, <_\__, | \__________/| // >> (___)~~(___)~~(___)~~(___)~~~~\\_/_______\_// // >> // >> // >> // >> jgs `'---------'` -=[ sleigh ]=- 10/00 _, .-"``'. _..-"`` \ / \ _.-" | \ /|\ \ .--...-' | '-' | | | \ :: | | | | | :: | / / | | :: | / / \ / .: | / / . '._ _.' .: | / / :: ``--`` .: / ; ;| :: .: / | | \ ':. ' / | | `. ':. .' | | _'. ': .' | | /` `\`-._ ____ ____ __,-;` ; ; \_/\ \.-'```'-._`""`_.-'```'-._\ \ __ \ \ / _.-'`'-._ '..' _.-'`'-. '. \ / `\ \ \ / .' '. .' /`\_) . \ \__ \ \ <.____________> <_____\____/_> '.__) | jgs '._ / `""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` -=[ Santa's business card ]=- 12/97 _jgs_____________________________________ | ___ ___ _ _ _____ ___ .-""", | | / __/ . \ \| |_ _| . \ /____, \ | | \__ \ | ` | | | | | {_____}`{} | | \___/_|_|_|\_| |_| |_|_| (/ . . \) | | ___ _ ___ _ _ ___ {`-=^=-`} | | / _/ | | . \ | | __/ { ` } | | | (_ |__| | | |__ \ { } | | _ \___\____|_|_|___/___/ { } | | (_)_______ `-,-` | | |/| NORTH | aka: "St. Nicholas" | | |/| POLE | "Kris Kringle" | | |/|"""""""` "Father Christmas" | | |/| "Pere Noel" | |_________________________________________| * gift * 11/96 \*/ ___\\U//___ |\\ | | \\| | \\| |\ \| |\ \| |\\ | jgs |\\_|_|_\\| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -=[ gifts ]=- _ _ ((\o/)) .-----//^\\-----. | /`| |`\ | | | | | | | | | jgs | | | | '------===------' .__. .==========. .(\\//). .-[ for you! ] .(\\()//)./ '==========' .----(\)\/(/)----. | ///\\\ | | ///||\\\ | | //`||||`\\ | | |||| | | |||| | | |||| | | |||| | | |||| | | |||| | jgs '------====------' -=[ gift ]=- 11/97 _ _ /_\/_\ .=======\_\/_/=======. | //\\\______ | | // ||to you|| | | |`""""""`| | | | | jgs | | | | '====================' -=[ present and toys ]=- 12/97 \*/ __\\U//__ |\\ | | \\| | \\| |\ \|()-() |\ \| |\\ |/. .\ |\\ | | \\|\ Y /_ .--.| \\| |\ O__`&`__O /____\\ \| |\\ |/ \ \~~~~/"[B]"""""()/^\() jgs `--` [A][C] * Season's Greetings * 11/96 __,_,_,___) _______ (--| | | (--/ ),_) ,_) | | | _ ,_,_ | |_ ,_ ' , _|_,_,_, _ , __| | | (/_| | (_| | | || |/_)_| | | |(_|/_)___, ( |___, ,__| \____) |__, |__, | _...._ \ _ / .::o:::::. (\o/) .:::'''':o:. --- / \ --- :o:_ _::: >*< `:}_>()<_{:' >0<@< @ `'//\\'` @ >>>@<<* @ # // \\ # @ >@>*<0<<< __#_#____/'____'\____#_#__ >*>>@<<<@<< [__________________________] >@>>0<<<*<<@< |=_- .-/\ /\ /\ /\--. =_-| >*>>0<<@<<<@<<< |-_= | \ \\ \\ \\ \ |-_=-| >@>>*<<@<>*<<0<*< |_=-=| / // // // / |_=-_| \*/ >0>>*<<@<>0><<*<@<< |=_- |`-'`-'`-'`-' |=_=-| ___\\U//___ >*>>@><0<<*>>@><*<0<< | =_-| o o |_==_| |\\ | | \\| >@>>0<*<<0>>@<<0<<<*<@< |=_- | ! ( ! |=-_=| | \\| | _(UU)_ >((*))_>0><*<0><@<<<0<*< _|-,-=| ! ). ! |-_-=|_ |\ \| || / //||.*.*.*.|>>@<<*<<@>><0<<@>>>>>| ( ~~~ )/ (((((((()))))))) ~~~~~~~~ '""""`------' `w---w` `------------' -=[ Peace Greetings ]=- 12/98 | | . , |_ . ,_ \_/ _,_, |__) _ _ _ _ / \,_ |_|_|_|_/_)| |_|_| |_\_| | (_) |_|_ | _(/_(_|_(__(/_ \__/| |_ __/ __ ___ (_ _ ,_-|-|_ _ ,_ _| | ,_ \_/ _,_, ,_ |__| _ _ ,_-|- (__(_|_|(_|_| |_ (_|_| |_(_|_ _|_| |_ | (_) |_|_|(_ | |_(/_(_|_|(_|_ _..._ _..._ .' _ '. .' _ './ (a) .-'-. / (e) .-'-. '-,-'` | '-,--'` / ; / ; | _ / |/ .\ _ (_\ __..;__ \ ::\ ,/_)._ _;\;``""----...___...---:"`` .-'_ `'. \ '::.()\__) (\())(`._'- `-._ ,:-" '. '. - : ; '::\--;__ _\()`''----...__ `-._ '-. '._ .' | .:::|()\_) (_/`;-. jgs _ ()`-. `""--...____..-'` ;_ .:::| `. \_) _;/_)/).;()'._ (`\.-();/_).__ .::::/().-./`) (_\`;(()(_/(()/(. __.--;();`\_)()\__) .::()--;__:() '-;---()_;\_/()"-._ (_/ (/ /()';();--._\_::'`.();\_)` ,() (_.-(); \._ ``""(_.();_().(`\.-();__)`(_/ `--.__ (_/ (_/() \_) __/(_/|\();__\_)` \_) ` (_/ \_)`-._); -=[ Santa-birds singing ]=- 12/98 ) _ \ ) (_) _ () \ .-'` \ ) {_} () .-'````'-. / ) \ / `'-. ___ /.------. \| \ () \ .-'`___`;/ __ `\ | __ () | .'.-'` __'.| o/__\o |/ / /| \/ / o /__\o\ \\// /; // / ._ \_| \\//|`-.__.-'|\ '; / / \ .' \-.___.'| || |/ \/ `._ '-/ | || '.___./ . '-.\_.-' __'-._||_.-' _ / .`""===(||).___.(||)(||)----'(||)===...__ `"jgs"`""=====""""========"""====...__ `""==._ `"=. `"=. `"=. -=[ snowglobe ]=- 12/96 ____ .-" +' "-. /.'.'A_'*`.\ |:.*'/\-\. ':| |:.'.||"|.'*:| \:~^~^~^~^:/ /`-....-'\ jgs / \ `-.,____,.-' -=[ Happy Holiday Greeting ]=- 12/96 ____ .-" +' "-. __, ,___, /.'.'A_'*`.\ (--|__| _,,_ ,_ |:.*'/\-\. ':| _| |(_||_)|_)\/ |:.'.||"|.'*:| ( | | _/ \:~^~^~^~^:/ __, ,___, /`-....-'\ (--|__| _ |' _| _, , jgs / \ _| |(_)||(_|(_|\//_) `-.,____,.-' ( _/ -=[ bells with ribbon ]=- 12/96 _ __/\/,\__ \_\_\_/_/ <__=(_)=__> \_/\_\`_/ / /\ \ /_/| \ \ (U)| |\ \ .-"-. | (U) / \ .-"-. ;= ; \ |= _|= ; (_________) _| `----()-`_______) jgs |= `--()--` (_________) `--()---` -=[ bells ]=- 11/97 ___ / __'. .-"""-. .-""-| | '.'. / .---. \ / .--. \ \___\ \/ /____| | / / \ `-.-;-(`_)_____.-'._ ; ; `.-" "-:_,(o:==..`-. '. .-"-, | | / \ / `\ `. \ / .-. \ \ \ | Y __...\ \ \ / / \/ /\ | | | .--""--.| .-' \ '.`---' / \ \ / / |` \' _...--.; '---'` \ '-' / jgs /_..---.._ \ .'\\_ `. `--'` .' (_) `'/ (_) / `._ _.'| .' ``````` '-...--'` -=[ jingle bells ]=- 11/98 _ J I N G L E \ (__ M Y '.__`'-. B E L L S `'. \ __ .--._) | __..--''__``--../ \_/\.' .'`__..--`` ``--..\ \ / | ( '--' \ ;--. /\_/ \__ .--. \ \ /__`'--/\_/ \ '--' `'--\ / /----. '--`-----.`\ __) | .'__.' jgs /_( -=[ bells ]=- 12/98 _____ _____ _.-(_____`;--;`_____)-._ ,.-' ) |__| ( '-., > _.-\____.-' '-.____/-._ < `''` | | `"'` | | | | ; ; / \ .' '. [__________________] jgs '==' _____ _____ _.-(_____`;--;`_____)-._ ,.-' ) |__| ( '-., > _.-\____.-' '-.____/-._ < `''` | /( | `"'` | ) ( | | \ /_._ | ; oO\ \ ; / / \ '`\( \ .' ) ( ` '. [_____)/___________] jgs '==' _____ _____ _.-(_____`;--;`_____)-._ ,.-' ) |__| ( '-., > _.-\____.-' '-.____/-._ < `''` | | `"'` | H A P P Y | | HOLIDAYS! | ; ; / \ .' '. [___________________] jgs '==' -=[ holly ]=- 12/96 _/\_ __/\__ ) (_ _) .' ( `) '.( ) .' (` `-._\()/__(~` ()() / |`\ jgs ) : ( `)_/` -=[ holly ]=- 12/98 , , , , |\_.'/ )`-'\__, |\_/ .`(_ / `. ( _| . '_.-'` '--. `'. '-(_)' ( /.-. `(_)(_)`--' ` \/ / . '-. '`) : ( `-. ' .-' )'/ jgs `; -=[ holly ]=- 12/98 tweaked by: ".hAngya." _/\_ __/\__ ) (_ _) .' ( `) '.( ) .' (` `-._\()/__(~` ()() / |`\ jgs ) : ( `)_/` || || || \ || / `\/' ./\. ./\. ) ( ) ( `-._\/_.~` 88 /'`\ ) ( jgs/^aNT `)/` -=[ Noel (No "L") ]=- _/\_ __/\__ ) . (_ _) .' ( `) '.( ) .' (` `\._\()/__(~`.:::::.,_ ()() -:::::::::::::-. / |`\:::-"`_ `"-::::. ) : (:::####| `:::: `)_/''::::"#| `:::: ;::: '::::. :::; :::: |##::::. :::: :::: |####::::. :::: :::: |####|_::::._ :::: ;::: |#######::::#| :::; :::: |#########'::::.::: ::::. ^^^^^^^^^^^'::::: jgs '::::-._ _.-::::' `-:::::::::::::-` `"''''''"` _/\_ __/\__ ) . (_ _) .' ( ) '.( ) ,' (________ `\._\()/__(~' `-. ()()'\ ____ `. / |`\ \ , /.--.) \ ) : ( \// // // \ `)_/' (\__||__// : | `\-||--` | | \|| | | ___ \| | | /.-.\|\ | | // \\|\ , | : // ,\\_\____)) : \ \\____//`--\----` / \ `----` \ / '. \ .' jgs '-._________.\' \ -=[ Merry *Croak*mas]=- 12/96 M E R R Y "C R O A K" M A S ! _..------.._ .-" ". .' \ ' .''. / / \ '..' '. \/ /---.----.--.---.-( \ '.()o { } | ____ "" {____.-._____.-.____}\ | ____ / `"=._ _/ (o ) (o ) \_ `\ |_ _.="` \ | "=. /' '-'_,-,_'-' `\ / \ .=" | | ". ". | '. _."_.-._"._ .' |\__/" ." | ". ". ". \ `"-.~._^_.~.-"` / ." ." ." ". ". ". `--._ `-.~.-` _.--` ." ." ." "=._ ". "=./ `._ _.` \.=" ." _.=" "=._ "._ / `"""""` \ _." _.=" "=. "-. : : .-" .=" ". "| Y Y |" ." _.="` _\ \ / /_ `"=._ _.-"""``""` _.-"`__\ \-.____.-/ /__`"-._ `""``"""-._ .-'.-' _.-'_.-"`jgs.' .' .'\ \ / /'. '._'. `"-._'-._'-.'-. `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` -=[ Merry Christ-moose ]=- 12/97 _.--"""--, .' `\ .-""""""-. .' | / '. / .-._/ | `. | | \ \ .-._ | _ \ `""'-. \_.-. \ ` ( \__/ | ) '=. ., \ / ( \ / \ / /` `\ | / `' '..-`\ _.-. `\ _.__/ .=. | _ / \ '.-` `-.' / \_/ | | './ _ _ \.' 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[Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/cowsummer91.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/cowsummer91.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Summer 1991 Edition of the Complete Guide to Cows! Thank you David A. Bader... .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Table of Cow-nents: □ Part 1 ... The Classic Cows [cow] □ Part 2 ... The Sequel of the Cows □ Part 3 ... The Return of the Cows □ Part 4 ... The Barnyard Gallery □ Part 5 ... The Ancient History of the Cows □ Part 6 ... The Anti-Flame Cow BACK TO MAIN COW PAGE .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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". | | /(O)-(O)\ /_)|| / | |_)|| '- | \_)|\ '.___.' / |\/|_ | | \ \_/ / _| '/ |_|\ '.___.' \ ) / \ \_/\__/\__ |==| \ \ /\ /\ `\ | | \ \\// \| | `\ /\ | / | jgs ; || |\____/ | || | -=[ man w/ sign ]=- tweak 9/00 _ .--------------------------. /-\ | jgs' ASCII Art Gallery | \_/ | http://www.ascii-art.com | /\Y/\ ;-,________________________| || : |\// || : |\/ (|---| | | | | | | |_|_| jgs (/ \) -=[ man with beer ]=- / .- |/,-'` _.-'''-._ _.;.--._.--.;._ .oOo0Oo./( O / \ O )\ ` _oOoOoO0o '-' '-' ; _//|||||||| (_) | / __)|||||| . . | | __)|||||| `-.___.-' | .-. _ | ___)|||||| \.-./ ; | | / | |~~\\|||||||\ `-` / __| |/ /_ | |`====;__'._ _.'__ (_ _) \ /\"""""/\ `\ `| .'` '----------.`-`\^/`-`. \ |~~| | /~\ |`\ \ | | | |\| | \ `y | jgs | |\| | \ / | |\| | '.__.' |___|\|___| |===\_/===| | | | L | | | | | | | < < | | | | |____|____| .---' / \ / /| | '.______.' | | | | \__/ -=[ man w/tongue ]=- tweak 8/00 / .- |/,-'` _.-'''-._ _.;.--._.--.;._ .` /( o/ \o )\ `. ; '-' '-' ; | (_) | | . . | | `-.___.-' | ; | : | ; \ | : | / '._| : |_.' jgs '._.' -=[ man talking ]=- tweak 8/00 ________________________ \\\\\\// / \ \\\ \ | USEFUL ONE-LINERS | \\ ,_ / \Y/ /` \ || # | | || # | | /| # / / / |=[]/ / /__| /__/| //|| |/||\/ | | | | | | ( ( | | | | [_[___] jgs (_(__,_| -=[ drinker w/beers ]=- 10/98 ___ .' '. / 0 \ oOoOo | 0 . | ,==||||| \ __/ _|| ||||| '.___.' _.-'^|| ||||| __/_______.-' '==HHHHH _.-'` / """"" .-' / oOoOo `-._ / ,==||||| '-/._|| ||||| / ^|| ||||| / '==HHHHH /________""""" `\ `\ \ `\ / \ `\/ / / jgs /_____ -=[ a guy with an incredibly well-developed chest ]=- 12/96 could it be Erik of the Wicked ASCII Art pages--? ,#####, #_ _# |e` `e| | u | \ = / |\___/| ___ ____/: :\____ ___ .' `.-===-\ /-===-.` '. / .-"""""-.-"""""-. \ /' =:= '\ .' ' .: o -=:=- o :. ' `. (.' /'. '-.....-'-.....-' .'\ '.) /' ._/ ". --:-- ." \_. '\ | .'| ". ---:--- ." |'. | | : | | ---:--- | | : | \ : | |_____._____| | : / / ( |----|------| ) \ /... .| | | | |. ...\ |::::/'' jgs / | \ ''\::::| '"""" /' .L_ `\ """"' /'-.,__/` `\__..-'\ ; / \ ; : / \ | | / \. | |`../ | ,/ ( _ ) | _) | | | | |___| \___| :===| |==| \ / |__| /\/\ /"""`8.__ |oo| \__.//___) |==| \__/ ~CONFUCIOUS~ . .:::. .:::::::. 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'. / \ | .=~~= =~~=. | | .-''-.-''-. | | /_____|_____\ | .--' (o ) (o ) '--. / _ / \ _ \ | (_ / \ _) | \ | | / '--. \'--\ /--'/ .--' \ \ '-----' / / \ '. .--.--. .' / \ `'-----'` / '-. .-' jgs )'---'( -=[ bald man ]=- 2/00 .-"""-. #. == \ ### _ _# (_""(a)=(a) \ _\ | '. = / __/`---;_ jgs /` \___| `\ see bald guy at computer ~A PARACHUTIST~ __.__ .-' `-. :` . . . `: :.` `.` `.` `.: \ \ / / `\ \ / /' `\ Y /' `|' () --[]-- // jgs \\ `` ~A NORTHERN SCENE~ (mush!) .---. O ' .' `. |-+==. .' `. (_|_|~~\`. __^^ __^^ __^^ | /''. | /|_/ \`======`/ I``>=`/ I``>=`/ I``> |_.''. |____| (_____________)===//--\\==//--\\==//--\\ |__|/` ~FACES~ ~~~; ;~~~ _/@@ ' ' @@\_ (_ .C C _) ""::' \<>/ jgs '' `' -=[ faces ]=- 4/97 .-====-. /////\\\\\ ///""""\\\\\ \/ o o \// ( (_ )\ \ ___, /\\ \ /\\/ jgs `.__.' \\/ //\ \// //\ \// /"\ |||||||||||| || - - || || a a || ( \ ) / ^^ \ \ ==== / jgs `--------' .-""""-. ////||\\\\ |/ \| ( @ @ ) | C | \ == / jgs `|--|` .-""""-. ////||\\\\ /// \\\ ( 6 6 ) : ) ; \ == / jgs `-.__.-` .======. /((((((()\ ((/// \)) ((/`__ __()) /`-{_o}^{o_}'\ \_ _\ _/ \ .__, / \ `-' / /`----'\ jgs.-"""`------'`""-. -=[ man ]=- 9/00 __ ."` `;. / .---'. \ \| . . |/ ( > ) \ -- / __)----(__ /` <_\__/_> `\ / : \ jgs | \ : | | -=[ guy's face ]=- 3/99 .-""". /:' | |:' (o)o) (` _) \ _| `) .-' /`\__\`\ | ,\ | | jgs | || | | -=[ man's face ]=- 1/99 .::::, {{{{{;}}}} {{{{/ `}}}}} {}}}}} _ _| {{(`--(./-\.) {| _\ | | \ __ / | '.__/ .'` \ |_ jgs '-__ / `- -=[ man's face ]=- 5/99 .'```"". / / \ \__/` \ \ |_ _ '. | 6 6 `)/ | /_ | \ _, / | \__.' |_ _| / `'. jgs-` \ __-' .""```'. / \ \ / / `\__/ | .' _ _| \(` 6 6 | _\ | | \ ._ / | '.__/ .'` \ |_ jgs '-__ / `- -=[ man's face ]=- _////// // o o \ ( 7 ) jgs \ '=' / '---' -=[ boy face ]=- 6/99 _.-"""-. ." \ `". / .-"---._ \ |_/ _ _ `\_| / | o o | \ \/ 7 \/ \ .___. / '._ _ _.' jgs ) ( -=[ man ]=- 7/98 .-"""""-. / _____/\_\ //`__ __ \\ // (o) (o) \\ (_ (___) _) \ \_____/ / `-._ _.-' __.-)_(-,__ ./'/ |_| \`\. jgs / `""""""""""` \ -=[ three guys ]=- tweak 12/99 .-"""""""-. .-""``"""-. .-"""""-. / _____/\_ \ / _______ \ / _____/\_\ / /`__ __ \ \ / /`__ __`\ \ //`__ __ \\ |/ (a) (a) \| \/ (o) (o) \/ // (e) (e) \\ (_ (___) _) (_ _ (___) _ _) (_ (_) _) \ \_____/ / \ \_ _/ / \ ,___ / `-._ _.-' `-._'-'_.-' `-._ _.-' __.-)_(-,__ __.-)_(-,__ __.-)_(-,__ ./'/ |_| \`\. ./'/ |_| \`\. ./'/ |_| \`\. / `""""""""""` \ jgs / `""""""""""` \ / `""""""""""` \ -=[ man's face ]=- 6/00 | / / / / / \ | / / / / / \ _ _ \ \ / \/ \ .-\ \o/\o/_ ( ( \ '- ,____/ | | | '--;-' | __/ jgs | / / `--.`\ <__ '-'. `"""""``` -=[ surprised face ]=- 10/00 ,/////\\, ,/////////\\\ ,///////////\\\\ //// __ _\\ /// // \ // \ /, \\_O/ \\_O/ \_ \ | \ ,__> / |\ ,____ / | \ \__| / | '._____/ | | /``"--._ \/`\ jgs / \| /`--. /```""--..__;.' `\ -=[ harry potter ? ]=- ,/////\\, ,///////\\\\\ ,////// > \\\\ //// __ ` _\\ //__// \--// \ /'--\\_O/ \\_O/ \_ \ | \ ,__> / |\ ,____ / | \ \__| / | '._____/ | | /``"--._ \/`\ jgs / \| /`--. /```""--..__;.' `\ -=[ man at table, judge? ]=- /99 _,,,,_ //_\\\\\ ;/ \\\\; ( ' 7' ) ; __ ; \ __ / .---'__'---. /\\________//\ ___ ; '========' _;__\ / _____|______________|__/_\_____ jgs| | -=[ people at table ]=- 12/99 .;;;;;. .3333o ;;;` e\ /a Y33 ;;( > < )33 /\\ _< o@*O@o >_ .-/ /\ ||/'--( *O\@/o )--'\|| || \ \ _ > < _ / / || || \ \| |~| / \ |~| |/ / || || \ '-'__...._|_|__\___/__|_|_...__'-' / || || '--/` `\--' || ||.--'` | | `'--.|| || | | || ||'===== '--...._________________.....--' ====='|| ||.-"""""-.||| | | |||.-"""""-.|| || || || | | ||| || || ||-'|| ||__|__ __|__||| ||'-|| || jgs ||_.___) (___._||| || -=[ man's face ]=- 7/98 _.-""""-._ .' '. /_ ___ ___ __\ _ #--// \\// \\--# _ / \# \\_0//\\_0// #/ \ \( \ '--/ \--' / )/ |) ( __ ) (| \_/\ #### /\_/ \ .-..-. / '. \`--`/ .' jgs `.`""`.' '--' -=[ bald guy w/big nose ]=- 5/99 _.-"""""-._ .' '. / \ ## .--. .--. ## ##_ ___ ___ __## _ ##-// \\=// \\-## _ / \# \\_0// \\_0// #/ \ \( \ '-;' ';-' / )/ |) | | (| \_/| / \ |\_/ | \__.-.__/ | \ .==.==. / '. \`---`/ .' jgs `. `"""` .' '-...-' -=[ man looking into mirror ]=- 5/00 ___________________ / _________________ \ |/ \| || || || .-""-. || || / \ \ || || | /`-._| || .-""-. || |/ . . | || / / \ || ( _\ ) || ;_.`\ | || |\ = | || /. \ | || /\ \_._/ || /_ )\ / || /\_\___//\ || = `( || /` \ \| `\ || \__/ \ |\/_____|__;_____\_/| )__/ \ jgs \___________________/ /| / /`\ / ` / | | | | -=[ man on TV ]=- 5/00 ___________________________ / _________________________ \ |/----, \| ||NEWS| || ||----' .-""-. || || / \ \ || || | /`-._| || || |/ . . | || || ( _\ ) || || |\ = | || || /\ \_._/ || || /\_\___//\ || || /` \ \| `\ || |\____/_____|__;_____|__BBC/| \___________________________/ |:::::::::::::::::::| |:::::::::::::::::::| |::():():::::():()::| |:::::::::::::::::::| __|jgs::::::::::::::::|__ / \ '===========================' -=[ man w/gift ]=- 5/00 (tweak) ,o%%%%%%o, o%%%%%%%%%%%%o %%%%` - - `%%%% ,888, ,888, %%%" e e "%%% ,88' `88, ,88' '88,__ (( ._. 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'. .-' _;_ ' - ./ \. - ' / | \ - - | | - - """" \ | \ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" `|\ ` | \ / / jgs / /_ ` -=[ man on phone ]=- tweak 7/00 / .- |/,-'` _.-'''-._ /` __ __ `\ ___ ;__.--._.--.__; / /\ ( O / \ O ) `\ | _\/_ '-' '-' _/ _|_|' | (_) | / __) | | | __) | .___. | .-. _ | ___)'; /\.-./\ ; | | / | |~||/\ .\ `-` / __| |/ /_ | \_\/==;'._ - _.'__ (_ _) \ 8 /\"""""/\ `\ `| .'` '--8----.`-`\^/`-`. \ |~~| 8 | /~\ |`\ \ | | 8 | |\| | \ `y | jgs 8 | |\| | \ / 8 | |\| | '.__.' 8 |___|\|___| 8 |===\_/===| -=[ man in strait jacket and chains ]=- 7/00 ,--, // \_\ |^/^ ) \-_/ .-' '-. |_____/ | \________/ \________\ / | | |__\___| | | | | | |_ |_| | | | _|__|_|o,o,o,o, (____/ \ _o jgs \_/ / \ \__/ -=[ man w/lampshade on head ]=- tweak 7/00 & _____(_)____ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^\^^^^/^^^^^^^^^^^^ __.-)__(-,__ ./' \_\_/_/ `\. / > | //\ | < \ / \ | |/| | / \ / |\ | |/| | /| \ / /| \ | |/| | / |\ \ ( ( | \| |/| |/ | ) ) \ \| Y |/| Y |/ / \ | o| |/| |- | / `\ | | `^` | | /' `| o|=[Ll=|- |' | / \ | ~~|` \ `|~~ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |____|____| / / \ \ jgs / / \ \ `---' `---` -=[ person drowning ]=- tweak 6/00 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::_::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::/ |:::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::/ \ | | /\::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::\ \| |/ /::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::\ Y | /___::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::.-.) 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He's not shooting himself in the head!) .---. ___ /_____\ /\.-`( '.' ) / / \_-_/_ \ `-.-"`'V'//-. `.__, |// , \ |Ll //Ll|\ \ |__// | \_\ /---|[]==| / / \__/ | \/\/ /_ | Ll_\| |`^"""^`| | | | | | | | | | | | | L___l___J jgs |_ | _| (___|___) ^^^ ^^^ |\ |\ |\ |\ || .---. || .---. || .---. || .---. ||/_____\ ||/_____\ ||/_____\ ||/_____\ ||( '.' ) ||( '.' ) ||( '.' ) ||( '.' ) || \_-_/_ || \_-_/_ || \_-_/_ || \_-_/_ :-"`'V'//-. :-"`'V'//-. :-"`'V'//-. :-"`'V'//-. / , |// , `\ / , |// , `\ / , |// , `\ / , |// , `\ / /|Ll //Ll|| | / /|Ll //Ll|| | / /|Ll //Ll|| | / /|Ll //Ll|| | /_/||__// || | /_/||__// || | /_/||__// || | /_/||__// || | \ \/---|[]==|| | \ \/---|[]==|| | \ \/---|[]==|| | \ \/---|[]==|| | \/\__/ | \| | \/\__/ | \| | \/\__/ | \| | \/\__/ | \| | /\|_ | Ll_\ | /|/_ | Ll_\ | /|/_ | Ll_\ | /|/_ | Ll_\ | `--|`^"""^`||_| `--|`^"""^`||_| `--|`^"""^`||_| `--|`^"""^`||_| | | ||/ | | ||/ | | ||/ | | ||/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | L___l___J L___l___J L___l___J L___l___J |_ | _| |_ | _| |_ | _| |_ | _| jgs (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ .---. .---. .---. .---. /_____\ /_____\ /_____\ /_____\ ( '.' ) ( '.' ) ( '.' ) ( '.' ) \_-_/_ \_-_/_ \_-_/_ \_-_/_ .-"`'V'//-. .-"`'V'//-. .-"`'V'//-. .-"`'V'//-. / , |// , \ / , |// , \ / , |// , \ / , |// , \ / /|Ll //Ll|\ \ / /|Ll //Ll|\ \ / /|Ll //Ll|\ \ / /|Ll //Ll|\ \ / / |__// | \_\ / / |__// | \_\ / / |__// | \_\ / / |__// | \_\ \ \/---|[]==| / / \ \/---|[]==| / / \ \/---|[]==| / / \ \/---|[]==| / / \/\__/ | \/\/ \/\__/ | \/\/ \/\__/ | \/\/ \/\__/ | \/\/ |/_ | Ll_\| |/_ | Ll_\| |/_ | Ll_\| |/_ | Ll_\| |`^"""^`| |`^"""^`| |`^"""^`| |`^"""^`| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | L___l___J L___l___J L___l___J L___l___J |_ | _| |_ | _| |_ | _| |_ | _| jgs (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ -=[ minister ]=- 6/00 .---. /` ___|`\ |_/ \| ( -/- ) \_ - _/ .-'|_|'-. / \ / O \ / _____!_____ \ /.-------------.\ \| ,;, |/ | ;;; | | ;;;;;;;;; | | `';;;'` | | ;;; | | ;;; | | ::: | | ';' | | | _| _ __ __ _|_ jgs_/ _ __ ___ __ _\_ _/ __ ___ _ ___ __ _ \_ more ministers... * old man w/cane * 11/96 ____ _[____]_ ( '7') __)(^_ / ,C^D,\ / /||:||\\ \ \|/:\|// `\\~~~|/ ,##\7|\ \ |#| \ \ |#| / / jgs |#|/_/ |#|\ \ (#_\`' * man in suit * 11/96 _________ .-----------------------------. ////////\\\ (Can I play with your computer? ) // __ __ \\ /'-----------------------------' // (()) (()) \\ (_ (___) _) \ \_____/ / `-._ _.-' __.-)_(-,__ ./' \_\_/_/ `\. / > | //\ | < \ / \ | |/| | / \ / |\ | |/| | /| \ / /| \ | |/| | / |\ \ ( ( | \| |/| |/ | ) ) \ \| Y |/| Y |/ / \ | o| |/| |- | / `\ | | `^` | | /' `| o|=[Ll=|- |' | / \ | ~~|` \ `|~~ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |____|____| / / \ \ jgs / / \ \ `---' `---` -=[ man ]=- ,;;;;;;;;;, /////////\\\\ |// __ __ \\| \/=(_o)^(o_)=\/ (_ (___) _) \ \_____/ / `-._ _.-' __.-)_(-,__ ./' \_\_/_/ `\. / > | //\ | < \ / \ | |/| | / \ / |\ | |/| | /| \ / /| \ | |/| | / |\ \ ( ( | \| |/| |/ | ) ) \ \| Y |/| Y |/ / \ | o| |/| |- | / `\ | | `^` | | /' `| o|=[Ll=|- |' | / \ | ~~|` \ `|~~ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |____|____| / / \ \ jgs / / \ \ `---' `---` -=[ little business man ]=- 9/00 _ /-\ \_/ /\Y/\ || : || || : || (|---|) | | | | | | |_|_| jgs (/ \) _ /-\ \_/ /\8/\ || : || || : || (| : |) | : | |_:_| ||| jgs (/ \) -=[ a couple of guys ]=- 5/00 .---. ,;;;, / _ _ \ ///\\\\ # . . # \/. .\/ ( \ ) ( \ ) \ = / \ - / ./'---'\. .-/_'-'_\-. /`/ \`.`/ \`\ / `:` \ ; ,\ | . | /, ; ; , : , ; | | >| . |< | | | | : | | | | \| . |/ | | \ \ : / / | | | . | | | \ '._:_.' / | | |===| | | '._/ { \_.' | | | | | | | `-'-` | |-|_/ \_ \_|-| | , | \_| | |_/ | | | |_ | _| |_ | _| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |___|___| |___|___| / / \ \ / / \ \ jgs(__/ \__) (__/ \__) -=[ man in suit 2]=- 4/97 .--..--. / V \ __|__________|__ '--/// \\\--' ( 6 6 ) : ) ; \ == / `-.__.-` __ _(\__/)_ __ /` / \(><)/ \ `\ / \ |::::| / \ | / /::::\ \ | | | | / |::::| \ | | | | \ |'::'| / | | | | \_/ :: \_/ | | | | |____|o | | |_| |____|o |_| |_\ | |o /_| / \___| L_ |___/ \ ((((|| || ||)))) | || | | || | | || | | || | | || | jgs |___ || ___| __[____||____]__ ( )( ) `---'== =='---' -=[ drummers ]=- 12/96 .-} .-} .-} |_| |_| |_| (_) (_) __ (_) .---. | \ .--. | \.' '. | \/ \ |\_|--o ) |\_|--o ; |\_|--o | |:| '--' |:|'.__.' |:|\ / |:| |:| |:| `---` jgs |:|_ |:|_ |:|_ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. |V| |V| |V| |V| |V| (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| jgs _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ pipers ]=- 12/96 _ _ _ ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) (") (") (") /I\ /I\ /I\ (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| jgs_|||_ _|||_ _|||_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -=[ jester ]=- 1/97 0_ \`. ___ \ \ / __>0 /\ / |/' / / \/ ` ,`'--. / /(___________)_ \ |/ //.-. .-.\\ \ \ 0 // :@ ___ @: \\ \/ ( o ^(___)^ o ) 0 \ \_______/ / jgs '._______.' more jesters/jokers -=[ magician ]=- 12/96 _,,,_ _ /////\\ _ |\ | \|\ _ // e e \\ / `|~\|_/|~\|_) _ (" > ") _ \_, |_)|_) \\.=-=.// \/ ) _ |\ / | \|\ \--\\\7///--/ /\/ _ |_)|~\ |~\ /`--`"""`--'\/ / |_)| \ / : \ / |\ |_) \ '-.,_ `-' |~\ `-._/__)======_____, jgs ((=====)) _ |`"""`| _// `\,_('> |= | (') \~_) |= | ( '-. -'= `-...-` _/-_(_)o check out this Internet Interactive Magic Website!!! -=[ country boy ]=- 2/97 _ __ / \Y \ __/______\__ `~~// 6 6\~~` C 7 | \ '='/ \__/ /\ |\ .-`\_\_//\ /-. `|o |\ __ | | | | \ |\/ / | | |o | \ /`\_/ | | | | Y / | | |o |\ / \ \ | | `--' \ \__|o_| `\ /I=[]=| |`/ ) | \ : | | |: | | |: | | |: ) ) \'.|, | |: || | |: || | |: || | |:_||_| |===|==| | | | jgs |& \ \ *( , `'-.'-. `"`"""""`""` -=[ man w/musical instrument ]=- tweak 7/00 _ __ / \Y \ __/______\__ `~~// 6 6\~~` C 7 | \ '='/ \__/ /\ |\ .-`\_\_//\ , /-. `|o |\ __ '//` | | | | \ |\ `//` | | |o | \ /.-'//, | | | | Y | // | | | |o |\ .-'//.' \ \ | | `| // \ \ \__|o_| \ ` _/ `\ /I=[]=| ``` |`/ ) | \ : | | |: | | |: | | |: ) ) \'.|, | |: || | |: || | |: || | |:_||_| |===|==| | | | jgs |& \ \ *( , `'-.'-. `"`"""""`""` -=[ doctor ]=- 2/97 .----. ===(_)== THIS WONT HURT A BIT... // 6 6 \\ / ( 7 ) \ '--' / \_ ._/ __) (__ /"`/`\`V/`\`\ / \ `Y _/_ \ / [DR]\_ |/ / /\ | ( \/ / / / \ \ \ / \ `-/` _.` jgs `=._`=./ `"` -=[ doctor ]=- 1/99 .---. /==()=\ #_ _# ( e` `e ) | U | \ = / |\___/| ___/: :\___ /` < `\ /` > `\ / `\ |_| /` \ ; [MD] \| |/ |I! ; jgs | | | |"""| | | | \ / \___/ | | | Y | | -=[ doctor ]=- tweak 5/00 .-""""-. / \ \ | .'--. | | /_ _`| \( a \ a ) | > | |\ = / | \___/| ___/: :\__ /` < `\ /` > `\ / `\ |__| /` \ ; [MD] \| |/ |I! ; jgs | | | |"""| | | | \ / \___/ | -=[ man on crutch w/broken arm and leg ]=- 2/01 ___, """;; '/' ) \- / _)(_ .'\\/ )\ _/ /\\ / \ |||||\\/ \ \_||| / | \\//\_(\___/ || | | ||;-.T | |/__/| | |\__\| | ||\_ \ | jgs ||/\`/__| []'-' (_) -=[ savage/bushman? ]=- 3/97 \\\\\////// \\\\\\////// [[[[[[[]]]]]]]] /////////\\\\\\ /\ //// ~0 ( 0~ \\\\ / \ //(, 8-_\-8 ,)\\ / \ //|\ .===. /|\\ |/||\| \ '===' /* || \__.__/ _.=||=._ .---'@ @'---. /| || |\ / '@ @' \ _||_ / . Y . _/\ / _))-' /|'---{@}---'|\_/\ | _) _.' | --:-- | \ \ \___)-' | --:-- | \ \ || ; --:-- ; / / || \____.____/ / / || .{{{{{{{{}}}}}/ /` || {{{{{{{{{{{{{}} | || {}}}}}}}}}}}}}}_/ || {{{{{{{{{{{{{{} || {}}}}}}}}}}}}}} || '{}}}}}}}}}}}}' || | | | || | | | || | | | || | | | || |'-'|'-'| || | | | || | | | || |___| | || (___) } || / | \ jgs || (oooO Oooo) -=[ a nerd ]=- 3/97 /))))))))) //) __ __\ C==/_o|^|o_\ | _\ ) \ '---'/ _/`-. __.'_ /` \`'-,._./|\ / \ /`\_/\/ \ / , ||| |\ , \ | |:===: / | | | | /|:~~~: | / | | \ \ '-' \/ / / `\ \==I==[]=/ / \o_\ |o/ / ) |\ | /\| J |/ |/| | | | | | | | | | | | \ > > | | | |_____|__| [_____]__] |==|==| /~~&\~~&\ jgs ( , `~~)`~~) """`~~~`~~~` -=[ brainy guy ]=- 9/97 _.--..--._ .' ( )( , .`'. .' ,( ' )( ) )'. ( ) . )( ) ( , ) ( ') .( )( ) ( . ) |`-..__ ^^ ' __..-'| | `~~~~~` | | .=~~= =~~=. | | .-''-.-''-. | | /_____|_____\ | .--' (o ) (o ) '--. / _ / \ _ \ | (_ / \ _) | \ | | / '--. \'--\ /--'/ .--' \ \ '-----' / / \ '. .--.--. .' / \ `'-----'` / '-. .-' jgs )'---'( -=[ an old grouch ]=- 4/97 .-'--. .' 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File: mirrors/jgs/data/flag.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/flag.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ======;===========;() #######:::::: #######:::::: #######:::::: ASCII Art Flags jgs #######:::::: and Geographic Maps ############# ############# ############# ############# ############# ############# .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028023217oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ocanada.mid)Midi Controls; "O, Canada" for my neighbors across the lake National: State: Canada Colorado Denmark Ohio Finland Texas Indonesia Japan Libya Monaco Poland Sweden Switzerland Ukraine United Kingdom (Union Jack) State Outlines / Maps United States of America Globe United States Texas .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ~ NATIONAL FLAGS ~ >> Canada National Flag << (&- red) 7/96 _ (_) |______________________________________ |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& .\^/. &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& . |&&&| . &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& |\|&&&|/| &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& .--'&&&&&&&'--. &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& \&&&&&&&&&&&/ &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&&&< &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& '~|/~~|~~\|~' &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& | &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&&________________________&&JGS&&| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | | | | | | | | >> Canada National Flag- 2 << _ (_) |_____________________________________ |&&&&&& &&&&&&| |&&&&&& &&&&&&| |&&&&&& &&&&&&| |&&&&&& .\^/. &&&&&&| |&&&&&& . | | . &&&&&&| |&&&&&& |\| |/| &&&&&&| |&&&&&& .--' '--. &&&&&&| |&&&&&& \ / &&&&&&| |&&&&&& > < &&&&&&| |&&&&&& '~|/~~|~~\|~' &&&&&&| |&&&&&& | &&&&&&| |&&&&&& &&&&&&| |&&&&&& &&&&&&| |&&&&&&_________________________&JGS&&| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | | | | | | | | >> Denmark National Flag << (#- red) __ <__> ||______________________________ ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||########################JGS###| ||~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ || || || || >> Sweden National Flag << (#-blue, cross- yellow) __ <__> ||______________________________ ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||########################JGS###| ||~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ || || || || >> Finland National Flag << (#- white, cross- blue) __ <__> ||______________________________ ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||##############################| ||########################JGS###| ||~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ || || || || -=[ Japan flag ]=- 6/00 ___ >_< | |--------------------. | | | | | .-""-. | | | / \ | | | | | | | | \ / | | | '-..-' | | | | jgs| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' | | >> Libya National Flag << (#-green) (gee, this was a real toughie! 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_ (_) <___> | |_________ | |`-._`-._(___________ | |`-._`-._| :| |(__________ | | `-._| :| || _.-'_.-'| | | _ _ _ _|._ :| ||'_.-'_.-'| | |--------|._`:| ||'_.-' | | | |---- |' _ _ _ _| | |________| |---------| | |- - - - |____ | | | | _.-|.--:| ||_________| jgs| | _.-'_.-|.-':| ||- - - - -| | |'_.-'_.-| :| ||`-._ | | |~~~~~~~~| :| ||`-._`-._ | | | '~~~~~~~~~~|`-._`-._`| | | '~~~~~~~~~~ | | _ (_) <___> | |_______ | |`-._`-.) | |`-._`-(__________ | | `-.| :| |:) | | _ _ _ | :| |(__________ | |-------| :| |:| _.-'_.-'| | | |`:| |:|'_.-'_.-'| | |_______|-- -|'_.-' | | |- - - -| |' _ _ _ _| | | _.|__ _|---------| jgs| | _.-'_.|-:| |:| | | |'_.-'_.|':| |:|_________| | |~~~~~~~| :| |:|- - - - -| | | | :| |:|`-._ | | | '~~~~~~~~~|`-._`-._ | | | |`-._`-._`| | | '~~~~~~~~~~ | | >> United States of America National Flag << 7/96 _ (_) |_________________________________________ |* * * * * |##########################| | * * * * *| | |* * * * * |##########################| | * * * * *| | |* * * * * |##########################| | * * * * *| | |* * * * * |##########################| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |#########################################| | | |#########################################| | | |###################################JGS###| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | | | | | | | (I took some liberties with the flag... there should be fifty stars- one to represent each state-- in the upper left corner I just couldn't get them all to fit and still look right; my apologies to the 15 missing states...) ~Joan @@ United States National Flag @@ 11/96 .:::. 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'-..-' o /||` `|| `'-.__ o' __.-'` || _/\_ || `'..'` ||` `|| || ||PARTY!|| || || || jgs || | \____/ | _.' '._ | | < > \_.-""-._/ `""""""` `""""""` -=[ champagne ]=- 1/99 o _' {_} |=| . ' | | o . o o |@| . o _o_._'_ /___\ o_.__'\~~~~~/ |=1 | \~~~~~/ '-.-' |=9 | '-.-' | |-9 | | _|_ |_9_| _|_ `"""` |_._| jgs `"""` `"""` CHRISTMAS: -=[ Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer ]=- 1/99 , , , , |\_.'/ )`-'\__, |\_/ .`(_ / `. ( | . '_.-'` '--. `'. '-.-'' ( /.-. `__ :--' ` \/ / . '-. '| (o)(o) `\ ' \ \ '.--.\ jgs \; | '-__-' (turned from holly into Rudolf by mga) , , , , |\_.'/ )`-'\__, |\_/ .`(_ / `. ( | . '_.-'` '--. `'. '-.-'' ( /.-. `__ :--' ` \/ / . '-. '| (o)(o) / ' \ / \ ' \.--. jgs ` ; | / | `. _'-__-' (turned from holly into Rudolf by mga) | (Rudolph's nose moved by ejm) -=[ snowman ]=- My alterations of Geraldine Jones cute snowman. , ------- . : . | | '.:.' | | .-'|'-. =========== * (( @ @ )) ..' )) o (( '. (( <=======[] ))`. ,. '(( /_(( \___/ ))_\ (____)/ | \ (____) / \/^\/ \ / `"` \ ( * ) Weird Snowman `. * .' gfj/98 *_**_*_**_*_**_*_**_* , ------- . : . | | '.:.' {}} | .-'|'-. =========== * _ _ (( @ @ )) ..' ( \ / ))) o (( '. \ V / (( <=======[] (= ) ))`. ,. 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V`'-._/( , < `;--'..__ V'-.__.-|\-..__/ jgs ' '---'-..(/.-..__.-V -=[ cow ]=- 1/99 (.`"-. c\_`.' .--.---'` \ /| \ / | ' \ / _.| / >/`ww \(( )\)\ )\\ jgs `"`"` `"` (.`"-. c\_`.' .--.---'` \ /| \ / | ` \ / _.| / >/`ww \(( )\)\ )\\ jgs `"`"` `"` -=[ birds ]=- 1/99 __ / .\_ ) <__\ /_/ \ //\_// jgs |/ kk ."""-. / \ | o/`'-. | (,____\ jgs ) /'---' / ( -=[ little Linux penguin ]=- 1/99 .---. / \ \.@-@./ /`\_/`\ // _ \\ | \ )|_ /`\_`> <_/ \ jgs\__/'---'\__/ -=[ ducklings ]=- 1/99 __ .' `. |o_o | \<_)__/ /( )\ |\`> < /\ jgs \_|=='|_/ __ .' `. |a_a | \<_)__/ , / `-...-'\ | -~', / ~`~\ '.-` .' ~~^-~ ~~` `-.~-..~` ~~` ~` jgs ~~`- ^-~~`~ ^ -=[ ostrich ]=- 1/99 _.-~~-. .' '-. /_/ -. `> {__}\ -.~` / || '-. /.-' || ||| `""`""||"`"`|||""`""`""'` || __|||_ _||_ /||\ jgs `""""` -=[ flamingo ]=- 1/99 _..... .-'` ^ `'. .'^ ^ ,_. \ // , ^ _.-'-. | // /.--' '- | /;/``--.___._ ; |/` | /\ |`) / ` //` || | / // || | ; (( || | | `:. || \ \ ':. 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'-' .'_.' jgs `'~-.....-~'` -=[ Oska, the koala bear ]=- 1/99 __.....__ .-"""-.-"`.- -.`"-.-"""-. / .--, .-. .-. , --. \ | / / ( o_)_(_o ) \ \ | | \_, ; '==`( )`==' ; ,_/ | \ ; "` '.' `" ; / `'--`'. -; . .'`--'` ;-._`'----'_.-; / / `'---'` \ \ / / \ \ / ; ; \ / | .----. | \ _,|`'; ' ;'`|,_ (_ | \ : / | _) (_\ \._ ' _./ /_) \ |.'-.....-'.| / jgs '.__/ \__.' .-""-._,-"""-,_.-""-. / .- , (.)_(.) , -. \ | (_ / -\_/- \ _) | '._.\ '.___. /._.' `'-.....-'` jgs ((() ())) _.od888888888bo._ 888 .od8P` `Y8bo. 8 88 888 ,88P` `'88, .o88888 88 88 .o8888888 88 .-""-._,-"""-,_.-""-. 88 8P 8 88 88 88` 88 88/ .- , (.)_(.) , -. \88 88. 888 88 88 88| (_ / -\_/- \ _) |88 `Y8o. 88 88 88 88 88 '._.\ '.___. /._.' 88 `88 88 88 88 88 `88o. `'-.....-'` .o88` 8 .d8 88 88 88. 88 Y88o._((() ()))_.o88P 888888P` 8888 8888 Y8888`888 `'YJGS8888888888P'` http://www.oska.com/oska0048.htm PEOPLE: -=[ police badges ]=- 1/99 , /\ , / '-' '-' \ | POLICE | | .--. | | ( 19 ) | \ '--' / '--. .--' jgs \/ , /\ , / '-' '-' \ | POLICE | \ .--. / | ( 19 ) | \ '--' / '--. .--' jgs \/ -=[ English bobby ]=- 1/99 _A .'`"`'. / , , \ | <\^/> | | < (_) >| /====\ (.--._ _.--.) |\ -`\- /| |(_.- >-.)| \__.-'^'._/ |\ . / _.'\ '----'|'-. _.-' O ;-.__.' \O `o. /o \ \/-.-\/| \ jgs| ;, '.|\| / _A .'`"`'. / , , \ | <\^/> | | < (_) >| /====\ (.---._ _.-.) |/ a` a | ( _\ | \ __ ; |\ . / _.'\ '----;'-. _.-' O ;-.__.'\O `o. /o \ \/-.-\/| \ jgs| ;, '.|\| / -=[ miner ]=- ___ .-' \\". /` ;--: | ( (_)== |_ ._ '.__.; \_/`--_---_( (`--(./-\.) `| _\ | | \ __ / /| '.__/ .'` \ |_ jgs '-__ / `- -=[ man's face ]=- 1/99 .::::, {{{{{;}}}} {{{{/ `}}}}} {}}}}} _ _| {{(`--(./-\.) {| _\ | | \ __ / | '.__/ .'` \ |_ jgs '-__ / `- -=[ doctor ]=- 1/99 .---. /==()=\ #_ _# ( e` `e ) | U | \ = / |\___/| ___/: :\___ /` < `\ /` > `\ / `\ |_| /` \ ; [MD] \| |/ |I! ; jgs | | | |"""| | | | \ / \___/ | | | Y | | -=[ 90's girl ]=- 1/99 _..._ .'`_{@},`'. / .' *{@}. \ |/ \| ||_._._._._|| | |=(. .)=| | ) | ^ | ( _ /\_/ \ '-' / \_| \ | .-`'---'`-. \` | \ |===========| / / '/ \|=======|/\/ / /\|\___/ / |======/ \ / \__.____/ /-o---'\ `` , .-'/ /..--'| ; ( .--' ; | '. /-.-, \ '. / | \ \ ;. ; | < jgs | \'._ / \ / / / \ ` `'-' '-._____.' /___..-| \___/\_/ -=[ mamma cooking ]=- 1/99 .-. ,-"""-, / \__ \ | / `\ | \( ^.^ )/ \ - / .-'|;---;|-. (\/ ||___|| `\ \\__/ \__| C|`----`|D __//| | | |====( | | | | _/_/___.---- .===| |====\ /===. | ('------') ( '----' ) | jgs | | -=[ Monopoly man ]=- 1/99 .---. |#__| =;===;= / - - \ ( _'.'_ ) .-`-'^'-`-. | `>o<' | / : \ / /\ : /\ \ .-'-/ / .-. \ \-'-. |_/ /-' '-\ \_| /| | |\ (_| /^\ |_) | | | | jgs | | | | '==='= ='===' RELIGION: -=[ little devil ]=- 1/99 ,, W () , `) |->< ) , jgs | )(\_v (, ` ) -=[ kneeling Madonna ]=- 1/99 __ .' '. / .--.\ / / '('| .' / \_-// / |\/.'( ; '-.'.\_/\ \ | / | || \ \ .' /;-/;| /;--.__/` `\|| ; / '/ | |::. \ | |:::. ' ; /\ \::. ' | jgs |_.;-./`-..__._/ MYTHOS: -=[ New Year's mermaid ]=- 1/99 thanks to AlftheMerking for passing it along to me. .~~~~. |1999| _|____|_ }-{ A P P Y (_,/\ \ \,~,/(`^ ^( ) /\/ E W \_/ ) \-' ) ( |\| (.-' '--.) \./ \( /(_)-(_) \ | E A R \\/ /\ /`\ \ \_/ / . \ // /'---'\`/_ _/ ^ ^ ;--; .--`| ^ ^ /` `), /` . \ ^ /` ) . '). ~^~`/ ( \^ / ( ' \^-~`-~ - ^ ~^- . )/ . ) '-.;~^-~^~- ~^~- / `\ - . ~^~ ,-.`~~^~^~^ ~- `^_~-~^-| \^ \~_~^ -~^~- ~^`~^ ^~ ~_jgs .-./__/\__`\-. ~^_-~^- ~^- ^~ `-^~=~-`=~-~=-' ~ COMPUTER: -=[ computer system ]=- 1/99 _______ | ___ o| |[_-_]_ | ______________ |[_____]| |.------------.| |[_____]| || || |[====o]| || || |[_.--_]| || || |[_____]| || || | :| ||____________|| | :| .==.|"" ...... |.==.| :| |::| '-.________.-' |::|| :| |''| (__________)-.|''||______:| `""`_.............._\""`______ /:::::::::::'':::\`;'-.-. `\ /::=========.:.-::"\ \ \--\ \ \`""""""""""""""""`/ \ \__) \ jgs `""""""""""""""""` '========' -=[ little Linux penguin ]=- 1/99 .---. / \ \.@-@./ /`\_/`\ // _ \\ | \ )|_ /`\_`> <_/ \ jgs\__/'---'\__/ FOOD: -=[ knife ]=- 1/99 .----------------._________________ |=()=========--- \----------- `\ jgs \_________________/^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ champagne ]=- 1/99 o _' {_} |=| . ' | | o . o o |@| . o _o_._'_ /___\ o_.__'\~~~~~/ |=1 | \~~~~~/ '-.-' |=9 | '-.-' | |-9 | | _|_ |_9_| _|_ `"""` |_._| jgs `"""` `"""` -=[ ice cubes ]=- 1/99 .-""""-. / /`\ |`----; | .-""""-. : | / /`\; ./ |`----; |-` | : | jgs \ ; ./ `----'` .-""""-. / /`\ |`----; | | : | \ ; ./ `----'` PLANTS/FLOWERS: CELESTIAL: SPORTS: -=[ hockey players ]=- 1/99 , - C , .-.___ - /< @/ /xx\XXX\ - __/\ `\ \/\ |xx|XXX| ` \, \_ = _\<< |xx|XXX| jgs""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" -=[ male swimmer ]=- 1/99 .---. / \__ \ |/` `\| (=()-()=) | _ | '.___.' .--' '--. /` `\ / \_._|_._/ \ / /| |\ \ / .' | -:- | '. \ \ \ | -:- | / / \ \ |___.___| / / \ \| |/ / | (|'-._.-'|) | \_/| | |\_/ \ | / | | | (_ | _) | | | | | | \ | / jgs_.-'-|-'-._ .-' / \ '-. )_ / \ _( './ \.' -=[ snorkel ]=- 1/99 |\ \\ .-"""-|| / _\__ || |/____`|| ((__,__)| | __.'/ '.(_).' .--' '--. /` `\ / \_._|_._/ \ / /| |\ \ / .' | -:- | '. \ \ \ | -:- | / / \ \ |___.___| / / \ \| |/ / | (|'-._.-'|) | \_/| | |\_/ \ | / | | | (_ | _) | | | | | | \ | / jgs_.-'-|-'-._ .-' / \ '-. )_ / \ _( './ \.' |\ \\ .-"""-|| / _\__ || |/____`|| ((__,__)| | __.'/ jgs '.(_).' -=[ Ace of spades ]=- 1/99 , / \ /` _ `\ /` /\\ `\ | /__\\ | \ / \\ / '.__, ,__.' jgs _.-^-._ `"""""""` -=[ award ribbons ]=- 1/99 ___ .'__ '. / /_ |ST\ | | | | \ <___> / ;.___.; |::|;;| |::/;;| |:/`\;| jgs |/ \| ___ .'__ '. / / )ND\ | `//_ | \ <___> / ;.___.; |::|;;| |::/;;| |:/`\;| jgs |/ \| ___ .'__ '. / /_ )RD\ | _<< | \ \__) / ;.___.; |::|;;| |::/;;| |:/`\;| jgs |/ \| TRANSPORTATION: MISC: -=[ boots ]=- 1/99 ___ ___(|'. `\ (|'. `\ ; | | : | ; | | ; |.' | |.' |-. 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'.:_ `'-. jgs \ :_ `'-.----' `"""` `-----' -=[ spinning wheel ]=- 1/99 _ .-":"-. /.' : '.\, | _'.|.'_.|\ |' '.:. | `\, \.' | './_.-'{} '-.:.-'` || |\________||_ [___________] || |\\ ||=======;=\\ jgs () () () -=[ lighter ]=- 1/99 _ | | ) | | .( ) |_(,') |o______| | | | || | | || | | || | jgs | || | '-------' -=[ comb ]=- 1/99 |\ | | | | | | | | | | /| || | | | | | | | | | | || ||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|| jgs \_______________________/ SCHOOL: -=[ paid stamp ]=- 1/99 __ /' `\ ) ,_/ _____._-'`_(`___ .='==============;:\ | _ _ |:| | / || /|(_| |:| | \_||/`| | |;| | --------- |;/ jgs '================'` MEDICAL: -=[ doctor ]=- 1/99 .---. /==()=\ #_ _# ( e` `e ) | U | \ = / |\___/| ___/: :\___ /` < `\ /` > `\ / `\ |_| /` \ ; [MD] \| |/ |I! ; jgs | | | |"""| | | | \ / \___/ | | | Y | | =[ stethoscope ]=- 1/99 .'\ /'. .] | | [. // `./ \.' \\ || || \\ // `\\, ,//' `\\, ,//' `\\ //' \\._ _.// \\ "" // \\ // jgs \\// || || || || || || || || .''. /.--.\ \'--'/ '--' ELECTRO: DESIGNS: -=[ fire and ice logos ]=- 1/99 ) ) ( ( . 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'-. / --. /8888\ ,.--. \ / 8888\\8888///8888\ \ |--------------------| | | | |\ | \ / | | | \| \/ | | ___ _ _ _ | | | /_\ |_) (_ | | | / \ |_) \_) | -cfbd- ,.--. ,.--. |____________________| After //8888\ //8888\ | \\8888/ \\8888/ | jgs \\8888/ \\8888/ | `'--' `'--' | `'--' `'--' '--------------------' -=[ bottle of Prozac ]=- 9/98 ___________ [___________] {=========} .-' '-. / \ /_________________\ | _ _ _ __ _ | ||_)|_)/ \ /|\ / | ,.----. ,.----. || | \\_//_|~\\_ | // \ \ // \ \ |_________________| jgs \\ \ / \\ \ / | | `'----' `'----' '-----------------' -=[ Nyquil ]=- 12/99 ___________ [___________] {=========} .-' '-. / \ /_________________\ | _ | ||\ | \// \| ||| | ,.------. ,.------. || \| / \_X\_/||_ | // \ \ // \ \ |_________________| jgs \\ \ / \\ \ / | | `'------' `'------' '-----------------' -=[ medicine ]=- 10/98 _________ {_________} )=======( / \ | _________ | || _ || || |_) || || | \/ || __ || /\ || __ (_|) |'---------'| (_|) jgs`-.........-' -=[ prescription bottle ]=- 7/00 .-------. |_______| _)_____(_ / \ |====_======| | |_) | | | \ | | \/ | | /\ | |===========| jgs\___________/ -=[ killer drugs ]=- 9/00 _____ |_____| ) ( _______ .' '. [_______] / \ _) (_ |-=-=-=-=-| /_________\ | | | | | CYANIDE | | ANTHRAX | | | |_________| |-=-=-=-=-| jgs \_________/ \_________/ -=[ drugs ]=- 3/01 .-. __ | | /\ \ | | \_\/ __ .-. |___| __ /\ \ /:::\ |:::| / /\\_\/ /::::/ |:::| \/_/ / `-:/ ':::'__ _____ _____ / / / /\ / |:::::\ \ / \/_/ \ |:::::/ `"` jgs __ `"""""""""` /\ \ \_\/ -=[ viagra ]=- 12/99 ____ [____] /____\ | | |VIAGRA| __ |______| (__)_ jgs '.____.' (__) -=[ vaseline ]=- 12/99 .----------------------. | | /'----------------------'\ / _ _ _ \ |\ | |\ (_ |_ | | | | |_ | | \| |`\ _) |_ |_ | |\| |_ | \ / jgs '.______________________.' '----------------------' -=[ band-aid ]=- 10/98 ................... /::::::|""""|:::::::\ jgs \::::::|____|:::::::/ `"""""""""""""""""` -=[ hypodermic needle ]=- 10/97 . |___________________________________ |-----|- - -|''''|''''|''''|''''|''''|'##\|__ |- - | cc 6 5 4 3 2 1 ### __]==---------------------- |-----|________________________________##/| 'jgs |"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` -=[ hypo ]=- 1/99 _____________ |--|"'"'"'"'"'"'"|-.______________ jgs |--|_____________|-' -=[ thermometer: I have a fever! ]=- 1/97 __________________________________________________________________ ____.-"":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":"-. (___:===='==='==='==='==='==='==='==A'==='==='== ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ) jgs `'-._92______94______96______8__|___100______2_______4_______6_______8.-` -=[ shortened thermometer ]= __________________________________________________ ____.-"":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":"-. 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'._ | | < > \_.-""-._/ `""""""` `""""""` -=[ hearts ]=- 1/00 Love to you. .--. .--. / \/ \ | ;--. .--. \ / \/ \ '. .'| | `\/` \ / '. .' `\/` -=[ stork and baby ]=- 8/99 _..---, \ _ _|_/ <______> / o\ | o ,-. | \ \ `\ \ ;-._\ .S--. | / '-._/a a | | | \ ( _^ ) / ; `-..--'`| / \ ./ / `..____.' | , '-. | '-.,=========, \ `-. JUST | / '. `\BORN | jgs '-. |----' CHARACTERS: -=[ Blue from Blue's Clues ]=- 9/99 ."";._ _.---._ _.-"". /_.'_ '-' /`-` \_ \ .' / `\ \ /` \ '. .' / ; _ _ '-; \ ;'. _.' ; /\ / \ \ \ ; '._;._ .-'.--. | / | \0|0/ \ | '-. / /` \ | / .' \ | .---. \ | | | / /--' .-"""-. \ \/ \ | \ \ / / / ( , , ) /\ \ | / \ '----' .' | '-(_)-' | | '. / / `'----'` | '. | `'----'` jgs \ `/ '. , .' `-.____.' '.____.-' \ / '-' ANIMALS: -=[ tiny bear ]=- 11/99 _, ____ \_ ` , `P |/--\ / jgs "` "` -=[ camel ? ]=- 1/00 _ .--' | / _ ^ | (_/ `\ | .--. .--. ) | / \ / \ / | /` ` '. | '-' / \ \ | |\ \ / \ /\| \ / `'-----'``.\ / ||| \\ | ((| ((| ||| ||| jgs //_( //_( -=[ dog in doghouse ]=- 7/99 ___________________ / = == = == == = == \ / = == == == == = \ /== === === = ==== == ==\ / === = ==== = === = === =\ /_=_==__==__=__=====__==_ =_\ `"""|__ __ _.-----._ ____|"""` |__ __ / /\_/\ \__ __| |_ __ | \/"\/ |__ _| | | _( Y )_ | | jgs\\`""""8=(/=====\)=8"""`// -=[ mouse with mousetrap ]=- 9/99 yeah, _ _ right (,\_/,) \ | " | .-' )\g/( ( .----------.-----------. /( )\ ) / .=====;.. .-. // |\) (/|/ / .=// ((() |.o'\""// \ ' / / // ((()~~/_o_O("// jgs (/---\) / '=====((() """""// /___________'__________// `----------'----------'` -=[ chick in egg ]=- 9/99 _,,_ .' 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' ; o . ; 'U' .' `. ; ; * `: ;`-..___ `. .'`. . ; , jgs _: : : ```"''"'``. `. `. .' ;..' .' `.'` ; `.......' `........-'` -=[ praying bear ]=- 9/99 __ _ / \_/ ) \ ` `\ ; a `-. | ) \ _..' /` <._._ / .'';_;'` \ .' : _/ / '. __..-` / | | \/\ \._ \ \ | ``--J \ | / \ | jgs \__.'-._____.' __ _ / \_/ ) \ ` `\ ; a `-. | ) \ _..' PLEASE /` <._._ FORGIVE ME / .'';_;'` \ .' : _/ / '. __..-` / | | \/\ \._ \ \ | ``--J \ | / \ | jgs \__.'-._____.' -=[ turtles ]=- 8/99 _ / \ ) ( _ .""". _ /` /`_\ /_`\ `\ "`|_> _ <_|`" |_/\ /\_| /\_-'-_/\ jgs /_/ `)` \_\ "" "" _.._ _ ."\__/"./`_\ _/__<__>__\/ jgs `"/_/""""\_\\ -=[ worm on a hook ]=- 8/99 / jgs () || || __ \\ / > \\ ||` .-"||". \\/ _//. `\ ( (-' \ \ \ ) | | `" / / / / | ( _ \ `.-.-.'o`\ '.( ( ( .--' `"`"'` PEOPLE: -=[ girl in wheelchair ]=- 1/00 o888o 88P .( 88 _/ ### /_( #/ )) # \==/_ .=\ \; \\ / \ / \| \\ |-- ()--|\ .==. \ / \ / ( () ) jgs `====' '==' -=[ indian ]=- 12/99 /\ || ||_ .'___'. /WXWXWXW\ _ | /` `\ | / \ (/ o o \)_| | () ^ ()\ / (/'._=_.'\) |=| <>/ \<>/ | /" \___/ / / /jgs / -=[ happy bald guy ]=- 12/99 \\\\/// _."" ""._ .' '. / \ | .=~~= =~~=. | | .-''-.-''-. | | /_____|_____\ | .--' (o ) (o ) '--. / _ / \ _ \ | (_ / \ _) | \ | | / '--. \'--\ /--'/ .--' \ \ '-----' / / \ '. .--.--. .' / \ `'-----'` / '-. .-' jgs )'---'( -=[ silly face ]=- 2/00 __@__ .' '. \ | / _ _ \ | / __\|/| (o) (o) |\|/__ \ \ ' / / \__'._ U _.'__/ `/ \` \ / /`"o"`\ jgs __/ \__ `--' '--` -=[ bald man ]=- 2/00 .-"""-. #. == \ ### _ _# (_""(a)=(a) \ _\ | '. = / __/`---;_ jgs /` \___| `\ -=[ cheers! ]=- 3/00 _|/ ." ". __ /(o)-(o)\ /_)|| / | |_)|| '- | \_)|| '.___.' / |\/|_ | / \ \_/ / _| '/ |--\ '.___.' \ ) / \ \_/\__/\__ |==| \ \ /\ /\ `\ | | \ \\// \| | `\ /\ | / | jgs ; || |\____/ | || | -=[ butler ]=- 3/00 .--. / \ ## a a _ ( '._) |_| |'-- | | | _.\___/_ ___|_|___ ."\> \Y/|<'. '._.-' / \ \_\/ / '-' / | --'\_/|/ | _/ |___.-' | |`'` | | | | / './ /__./` | | \ | | \ | | ; | | / | | jgs |___\_.\_ `-"--'---' -=[ man ]=- ,;;;;;;;;;, /////////\\\\ |// __ __ \\| \/=(_o)^(o_)=\/ (_ (___) _) \ \_____/ / `-._ _.-' __.-)_(-,__ ./' \_\_/_/ `\. / > | //\ | < \ / \ | |/| | / \ / |\ | |/| | /| \ / /| \ | |/| | / |\ \ ( ( | \| |/| |/ | ) ) \ \| Y |/| Y |/ / \ | o| |/| |- | / `\ | | `^` | | /' `| o|=[Ll=|- |' | / \ | ~~|` \ `|~~ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |____|____| / / \ \ jgs / / \ \ `---' `---` -=[ woman reading book/card ]=- 3/00 sSSSSSSs SSS'\\\\SS SSS` - -'SS SS(, a \a S SSSSS -' |S 'SSS\ '= /S/| 'S|`-. __.' / | .-'| `-.__.' .-\ / /-. | | { _/ \_ } | | `| | | | | '. | | .' jgs '-.| |.' `"` -=[ nurse ]=- 3/00 .-. .-/ + \-. /\__...__/\ | _/ `\_ | | ( ^.^ ) | \_\ - /_/ jgs .-'|;---;|-. / ||___|| `\ |__/ \__| -=[ man at computer ]=- 8/99 __ __ / \ /| |'-. .\__/ || | | _ / `._ \|_|_.-' | / \__.`=._) (_ |/ ._/ |"""""""""| |'. `\ | | ;"""/ / | | jgs ) /_/| |.-------.| ' `-`' " " -=[ sitting woman ]=- . L\ .-""-. |\_ / (--> \ \ \'--.)_>_=/_( \ )`-._/|_,( _. |_\ (_ ( \ /.- .' `\ ) \_/\ \.'/ _.','\ _/\ ( '._/ /_/` \ / jgs '-..-'] -=[ woman vaccuuming ]=- 9/99 _ /_`\ )"/ ) (`(,( ./_.') _.`-;-'\ .'/ /___/ .' / / // __/_.' |(\`\ --jgs''-- /'_.]--''- _\| `-| ---''''---....--' `"""' `"" ` -=[ witch figure ]=- 8/99 _.-; '.-' / / L \_ .'`. / \ .----' '----. '---. .---' / \ /_ _\ | || | jgs |_||_| -=[ shepherd ]=- 8/99 _ ." ". \ / .ss. | ( S''S | SSSS | .-'SS'--'\ / __/ |_.)====( | " | | | | | | | | | jgs | | | '----' -=[ robot and mailbox ]=- 8/99 |: | |: | .-T-. ___|:_|__ / \ // \ | }=) o o (={ b\__/FIRE | \_===_/ |_______|(_) _.-"""-._ |: | |\/`/+' _ '+\`\ .----. |: | \__\ +[_]+ /=| /[====]\ |: | )====={\=\_ |'----'| |: | | . | `( ) |USMAIL| |: | |_/ \_| | """" | |: | <__| |__> | | |: | |=| |=| |:____:| |: | |_| |_| jgs |/----\| |: | (___Y___) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ shoe prints ]=- 9/99 _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ (_|_ '. (_|_ '. (_|_ '. (_|_ '. '-' '-' '-' '-' _ _.-. _ _.-. _ _.-. _ _.-. jgs (_|__.' (_|__.' (_|__.' (_|__.' _ .---. _ .---. _ .---. (_(-.__.' (_(-.__.' (_(-.__.' _ __ _ __ _ __ jgs (_(-' '. (_(-' '. (_(-' '. '---' '---' '---' _ .---. (_/-.__.' _ __ (_\-' '. `---' RELIGION: -=[ devil ]=- 12/99 , , , , , <(__)> | | | | \/ | \_|_/ \^ ^/ | /\--/\ /| jgs / \/ \/ | -=[ kneeling angel ]=- 12/99 _..._ ,;;;;;;;;;, / _,' _ \ | \ - - / | \_> - <_/ ,__.-"""-.-`. .'-.-"""-.__, '-. /_.'-.-'._\ .-' \_ / .-.-. \ _/ './ \/|/ \|\/ \-' | | | | \__.' '.__/ | | | | | | | | | | jgs \__,_,__/ MYTHICAL: -=[ sphinx ]=- 9/99 .""-. / / ( .-""-.__.-\__)_/ / ( | / _ \\_ _ \jgs____\'--\_____\\ ."""-. / _.\ | / _,! \ \ .""`\ '. '. / /.( .-""-._`;-\__)_/ / ( | / _ , \\_ _ \ '..___\'--\_____\\ `"""""`` ``` CELESTIAL: -=[ comet and earth / sun ]=- 7/99 .:' _ _.::' .'.-;;-. (_.' / / ;;;' \ ||. `: | \ \: `;/ '.:-..-' jgs /___\ .:' _.::' .-;;-. (_.' / ;;;' \ |. `: | \: `;/ jgs '-..-' .:' .... _.::' .:-""-:. (_.' .:/ \:. :| |: ':\ /:' jgs '::-..-::' `''''` SPORTS: -=[ golf ]=- 1/00 ,___ || 1 `'--. ||__..--'` || || || || || || || .-||-. jgs `""""` ,___ || 1 `'--. ||__..--'` || || || || || __||_\\ \\\/// .'` || `"""----.....___---'` `- .-||-. () `""""` __ _.-----.._ 'jgs--' `\\\-----/// \\\ -=[ golf club ]=- 2/00 [] [] [] || || || || || || || || |'-----. .-. \______/ (jgs) '-' -=[ soccer ball ]=- 2/00 _...._ .' \ _'. /##\__/##\_\ |\##/ \##/ | |/ \__/ \ _| \ _/##\__/#/ jgs '.\##/__.' `""""` -=[ parachutists ]=- 8/99 _..._ __O/ ." : ". M / ' ' \ _..._ << ; ' . \ ; ." : ". \._;_._._._./ / ' ' \ jgs \ | / ; ' . \ ; \ | / \._;_._._._./ \ | / \ | / \O/ \ | / /H\ ; : ; >> \O/ U << CLOTHES: -=[ shoes ]=- 1/00 ___ ___ /`"""`8-.__ /`"""`8-.__._ ) \ ._ ) """"" jgs """" """""" -=[ tie ]=- 1/00 .---. \_/ / \ |\\ | | \\| |\ \| |\\ | | \\| |\ \| |\\ | | \\| jgs \_/ -=[ cane ]=- 2/00 .-""-. / .--. \ | | \_| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_| jgs [_] -=[ laundry ]=- 8/99 ==jgs==!====!=====!=====!====!===!===!=====!===!===!==== /`\__/`\ /`\ /`\ |~| |~| /)=I=(\ /`"""`\ | | | `"` | | | | | | : | | : | '-| |-' '-| |-' )/\ )/\ | T \ '-| : |-' | | | | / \// \/ ( |\ | '---' '.__.' '.___.' \_/ \_/ | |/ / | / / | \ / '--'` -=[ bra ]=- 10/99 __ __ //\\ //\\ || \\ // || \\_ ) \ / ( _// .....--'' / '-._ _.-' \ ''--..... `""""--..._\`"""`.-"-.`"""`/_...--""""` jgs `'---' '---'` ODDSENDS: -=[ caduceus ]=- 8/99 __ _...._ / \ _...._ _.-/_/_/_/"-._ \__/ _.-"\_\_\_\-._ '-/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/'_-()-_.'\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\-' '-\_\_\_\_\_\_| >||< |_\_\_\_\_\_\-' '-'-/_/_/_/_\ \|/ /_\_\_\_\-'-' '-'-'-/_\ `\/\-'-'-' / \ \ | /\ | \ |/ / .; .' / / ( | ) jgs \// (/) | -=[ crutches ]=- 12/99 _ _ _ ( '.__.' ) ( '.__.' )_.' '._ _.;| || || || //\\ //\\|__|| ||__||--|| ||--||| || || ||\// \\// || || || || || || || || || jgs || || || || || || || /__\ /__\ -=[ Nyquil ]=- 12/99 ___________ [___________] {=========} .-' '-. / \ /_________________\ | _ | ||\ | \// \| ||| | ,.------. ,.------. || \| / \_X\_/||_ | // \ \ // \ \ |_________________| jgs \\ \ / \\ \ / | | `'------' `'------' '-----------------' -=[ sperm ]=- 1/00 .---. __ / '-.__.-' `'-. \ .-' '.__.' jgs '---' -=[ man and toilet ]=- 12/99 _ / `\ ___ \_//'. | | / \ | |.===; | \ '==='| |\ '--. / | \ jgs /____( __| _\ -=[ toilet brush ]=- 2/00 ."". |()| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | >< >#<>#< >#< >#< >#< >#< jgs >#<>#< `""` -=[ toilet paper ]=- 2/00 _....._ ;.__-__.;-._ | | :-.__ .-; | | : : | | | : : | jgs '._____.'-._: : | -.__;.-' -=[ tampon ]=- 2/00 ,----------------------,__ /\ \ `\__..--"""-. \/ /_,/ `'-- jgs '----------------------' -=[ bed ]=- __ (__) [] [] .------, [] _( )[] .'`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^))\`.----'`[] jgs { ~ - ~~ _ ~ - ~~ - ~ - (( | | [] { )) | | [] { ((__|_|-----[] { )) [] `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'-' [] (__) (__) -=[ match ]=- 1/00 ` ) (' ( ) //` // // // // // // // jgs -=[ license ID ]=- 3/00 ___________________________ / _______ \ || .sss. | F L O R I D A | ||SS"""S | | ||S a\aS | Xxxxx Xxxxxxx | ||S = / | 2892 XxxxxxXx | ||_/ -'__| XXXX, XXX 32708 | |htxx wtxx RR302042 | jgs \____________________________/ -=[ cigar ]=- 3/00 __________________________________ / || /\ | (()) |: jgs \__||_____________________________\/ SCHOOL: -=[ shovel ]=- 12/99 ___ \_/ | | | | | | | __|__ | ^ | \ / jgs '._.' -=[ scissors ]=- 3/00 .----. / .--. \ | ( ) | ___...---. \ '--' '----._..---"""___...---'` '-.--:------|_()---"""__ / .--. .----'`''---...__"""---.. | ( ) | """---''` jgs \ '--' / '----' -=[ small thermometer ]=- 3/00 _________________________ ===(_________._._._._;_._.___) jgs FOOD: -=[ glass ]=- 1/00 .-'''''-. |'-----'| |-.....-| |::. | |::. | |:::. | |::::. | |::::::.| jgs `'-----'` -=[ sandwich ]=- 1/00 ____ .----------' '-. / . ' . \\ / ' . /| / . \ / / ' . . . || | /.___________ ' / // |._ '------'| /| '.............______.-' / jgs |-. | / `"""""""""""""-.....-' -=[ ice cream cone ]=- 2/00 _.._ /` `\ | | \._ _./ / `""""` \ | | \._ _./ \ `""""` / \## / \### / jgs \##/ \/ -=[ coffee and donuts ]=- 2/00 ) .-"(" "-. .-|`'---'`| | | | ____ \| | .'` __ `'. ____ `\ / | '--' |.'` __ `'. jgs `"---"` \`------`/| '--' | `------' \`------`/ `------` -=[ Oreo cookie ]=- 2/00 _.:::::._ .:::'_|_':::. /::' --|-- '::\ |:" .---"---. 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'. / \ ;'---'; |PEPSI| | .-. | | '-' | |'---'| jgs '._._.' -=[ Caffeine Prayer ]=- 7/99 ( ) ( ____.....(.-------)-......____ .--"""` ) ( `"""--.. .-'``'|`--..__ ) __..--`| / .--.| ``"""----.............----"""`` | / / | Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. | | | | It maketh me to wake in green pastures: | | | | It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. | | | | It restoreth my buzz. It leadeth me in the | | | | paths of consciousness for its name's sake. | \ \ | Yea, though I walk through the valley of the| `\ `\ | shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal. | `. `\| For thou art with me. Thy cream and thy | / /| sugar, they comfort me. Thou preparest a | _/ / | carafe before me in the presence of The | jgs (__/ | Starbucks. Thou anointest my day with pep. | | My mug runneth over. Surely richness and | _..---""`\ taste shall follow me all the days of my /`""---.._ .-' \ life, and I will dwell in the House of / '-. : `-.__ Mocha forever. 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( \'--'/ ) ( '..-...' ) '.'-._.'.' <'-.,.-> `\( _ < \ / \ __ \\|_/ / \ \\ '--'.\ > jgs \\ TRANSPORTATION: -=[ airplane ]=- 12/99 .'/ / / _____/ /___/| .'____'--'____- \ \ jgs '.\ -=[ bus ]=- 1/00 _______________________________ / .-----..--..--..--..--..--..--\ |)[_____][__][__][__][__][__][___\__ | _ | -|- _ `\ _( /.\ | | /.\ [) jgs `'---\_/---------------------------\_/--' -=[ airplane, boat, and tanks ]=- 2/00 _ __|_\_ =u__.-.__) /_/ _h___ I __[_]___\_[]=_ __ \, / _[__]=== jgs^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^^''''"" (______) __ _[__]=== (______) -=[ tiny airplane ]=- 2/00 _ __|_\_ =u__.-.__) jgs /_/ -=[ ambulance ]=- 11/99 _____________[\_ / _|_ .--..--\ |) | [__][___\___ | | -|- __ `\ _( .----. | | / \ [) jgs `'---\__/-----------\__/--' ELECTRO: -=[ pager ]=- 1/00 ________________________________ / ______________________ | \ \ | /.--------------------.\ | | | | ||CONGRATULATIONS ON A|| |_| | | ||SUCCESSFUL PURCHASE!|| | | | | \'--------------------'| | | | | \__<<__|__>>__|______/ |_/ | | ____ | | """""""""""''''' /' `\| \_jgs____________________\______// -=[ cordless phone ]=- 1/00 /\ || || || || || _______|| /` `\ | .-"""-. | | / .:::. \ | | \ ':::' / | | '-----' | | .-"""""-. | | |_______| | | [_][_][_] | | [_] [] [] | | [1][2][3] | | [4][5][6] | | [7][8][9] | | [*][0][#] | | ... | jgs\ ':::' / `"""""""""` -=[ cuckoo clock ]=- 2/00 _ ,/_\, ,/_/ \_\, /_/ ___ \_\ /_/ |(V)| \_\ | .-. | | / / \ | | \ \ / | | '-' | '--,-,--' jgs | | | | | | /\| \/| /\ \/ -=[ alarm clock ]=- 3/00 __ __ (( (__)---(__) )) //. '|' .\\ ||_ | _|| ||. 7 .|| \\ '/. ' // '-:---:-' jgs /_______\ -=[ stopwatch ]=- 8/99 .--. .-._;.--.;_.-. (_.'_..--.._'._) /.' . 60 . '.\ // . / . \\ |; . / . |; ||45 () 15|| |; . . |; \\ . . // \'._' 30 '_.'/ jgs '-._'--'_.-' `""` -=[ telephone ]=- 3/00 .----------. / \ | .--. :::::: | | / \'::::' | | \ / | | | | [][][] | | | | [][][] | | | | [][][] | | / \[][][] | | \ /[][][] | | '--' | jgs8\ 8 / 8 '-8--------' 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8' `8'` -=[ lamp ]=- 9/99 _ _ _ '.` `.' _ >_< _ _.-'`-.-=-.-`'-._ .;'.--./ \.--.';. .' > \ / < '. /.__./\__.';-=-;'.__/\.__.\ | \ / \/ \/ \ / | ; | | | | | '._/\ /\ /\ /\_.' `-` ;-.-;2 `-` > < .-'{___}'-. '-.._____..-' ||| ||| /'-'\ .-',_ _,'-. /'._ .`. _.'\ jgs .=' . `. .` . '=. '-'`-./ \.-`'-' '._.' -=[ chandelier ]=- 10/99 _____ .-'' ___ ''-. '-.{ }.-' jgs > < _ .-. ;-'-; .-. _ .' \/ \/ \/ \/ '. ; | | | | ; | _/ \ __/\ /\__ / \_ | \' '\/ '.;-=-;.' \/' '/ '. > / \ < .' 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'. .88o; / | d8d88888`\ /.-"". d' Y888P |' .' / `.;I> /_.--.` ) | .'` .'( _.Y/`; \_.'---'` `\ `-/`-. /_-.`-.._ _/`\ ;-./ | -./ ;.__.'`\ `--' (._ _.'`| / ./ jgs ; `--';' `;-,-' ,'` ._ '. --._ \ .-. '. .--; / | ,;/ ^ |`\ /.-"". ;' \ _/ |' .' / `.;I> /_.--.` ) | .'` .'( _.Y/`; \_.'---'` `\ `-/`-. /_-.`-.._ _/`\ ;-./ | -./ ;.__.'`\ `--' (._ _.'`| / ./ jgs ; `--';' `;-,-' ,'` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] TO MAIN INDEX PAGESEARCH THIS SITE FOR THE ASCII ART YOU WANT .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/smiley.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/smiley.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. WYSIWYG (what you see is what you get) :-) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. I do not claim to have created any of these... Most have been around the internet for years! These one line faces are truly the most primitive of ASCII art. And I'm sure many of you will enjoy the acronyms too... People always seem to be requesting this information... So here it is! SMILEYS aka EMOTICONS ACRONYMS PONDERINGS, BUMPER STICKERS, ODD THOUGHTS MMM88&&&, ,MMM8&&&. `'MMM88&&&, MMMMM88&&&& 'MMM88&&&, MMMMM88&&&&&& 'MMM88&&&, MMMMM88&&&&&& 'MMM88&&& MMMMM88&&&&&& 'MMM88&&& MMMMM88&&&& MMM88&&& 'MMM8&&&' MMMM888&&&& 'MM88&&& MMMM88&&&&& MM88&&& MMMM88&&&&& MM88&&& ,MMM8&&&. MM88&&& MMMMM88&&&& ,MM88&&& MMMMM88&&&&&& MMM88&&&' MMMMM88&&&&&& MMM88&&&' MMMMM88&&&&&& MMM88&&&' MMMMM88&&&& MMM88&&&' 'MMM8&&&' MMM88&&&' MMM88&&&' .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. EMOTICONS emoticon (noun). A figure created with the symbols on the keyboard. Read with the head tilted to the left. Used to convey the spirit in which a line of text is typed. Also known as "smileys". :-| ambivalent o:-) angelic >:-( angry |-I asleep (::[]::) band-aide :-{} blowing a kiss \-o bored :-c bummed out :() can't stop talking :*) clowning :' crying :'-) crying with joy :'-( crying sadly :-9 delicious, yummy :-> devilish ;-> devilish wink :~) drunk :-6 exhausted, wiped out :( frown *see smile for other frowns using ( instead of ) \~/ full glass \_/ glass empty ^5 high five ((((name)))) hug (()):** hugs and kisses :-I indifferent :-# lips are sealed :~/ mixed up **** popcorn &&&& pretzels @}>-'-,-- rose :-@ screaming :-O shocked, surprised :) smile =) smile =o) smile =O) smile :o) smile :O) smile :-P sticking tongue out ^ thumbs up :-& tongue tied :-\ undecided ;) wink |-() yawning !-( black eye :-( un-smiley #-) partied all night :-( ) You stepped on my toe #:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" :-(0) yelling $-) won the lottery :-(=) big teeth %') blotto :-) smiley standard %*@:-( hung over :-) 8 Dolly Parton %*} very drunk :-) :-) :-) loud guffaw %+{ lost a fight :-)) double chin %-(I) laughing out loud :-))) very overweight %- drunk with laughter :-)-- 98-pound weakling %-\ hungover :-)X wearing a bowtie %\v Picasso :-)} has goatee/beard &.(.. crying :-, "Hmmmm." &:-) curly hair :------------) big liar '-) wink :-/ skeptical ( o ) ( o ) hooters :-7 smokes a pipe (-) needs a haircut :-9 smiley licking it's lips (-: Australian :-: mutant (-::-) Siamese twins :-< real sad smiley (-_-) secret smile :-=) Adolph Hitler (00) mooning you :-> happy (8-) wears glasses :-? smiley smoking a pipe (:)-) likes to scuba dive :-@ extremely angry (:+) big nose :-C really bummed out (:-# smiley with braces :-D laughing (at you!) (:-$ ill :-E bucktoothed vampire (:-& angry :-I thinking (:-( frowning :-O Wow! (:-) surprised :-P sticking out tongue (:-* kissing :-W speak with forked tongue (:-D blabber mouth :-X A big wet kiss! (:-\ VERY sad :-\ Popeye :-X bow tie :-] biting sarcasm :-[ pouting :-` spitting out chewingtobacco (:<) blabber mouth :-c bummed out (:>-< thief: hands up! :-e disappointed smiley (:^( broken nose :-l yet another smiley (@ @) You're kidding! :-o surprise ) Cheshire cat :-s after a BIZARRE comment *!#*!^*&:-) schizophrenic :=) has two noses *:o) Bozo the Clown :> midget smiley :-r sticking tongue out :>) big nose +-(:-) Religious leader :?) philosopher :-{ mustache :@) pig :-{} heavy lipstick :^) broken nose ,-) one eye ... and winking ;-) winking smiley -:-) has mohawk & <:-( dunce :-} drunk <:-) dumb questions -=#:-) wizard &nbbsp; <<<<(:-) hat salesman ->=:-)X Zippy the Pinhead &nbbsp; =):-) Uncle Sam :/) not funny =:-) smiley punk-rocker ::-) wears glasses =:-H football player 0-) Cyclops >:) a little devil :< midget unsmiley >:*) Bozo the Clown 0-) scuba diver >:-( mad, annoyed 0:-) angel @:-) wavy hair 3:*> Rudolph the reindeer B-) Batman 3:-o cow B:-) sunglasses on head 3:[ mean pet smiley C:-) large brain capacity 3:] pet smiley E-:-) ham radio operator 4:-) George Washington E-:-I net.ham-radio 5:-) Elvis Presley P-) Colonel Klink 7:) Ronald Reagan Q:-) new graduate 7:-) Fred Flintstone [:-) wearing a walkman 7:^] Ronald Reagan d:-) baseball player 8 :-) wizard {(:-) wearing toupee 8(:-) Mousketeer {:-) hair parted in the middle 8) frog :( sad 8-# death :) midget smiley 8-) sunglasses :* kisses 8-) wide-eyed :*) drunk 8-* just ate a hot pepper :-# punched in the mouth 8-o Mr. Bill ]:-> The Devil 8:-) glasses on forehead :-$ uncertainty 8:] gorilla :-% smiley banker 8=:-) Galloping Gourmet :-& tongue-tied :###) Jimmy Durante }:-( bull headed :$) Donald Trump }:-) wearing toupee in an updraft :%) an accountant :-[ particularly angry :'-) crying with happiness o== or *== flame on!!! -== a doused candle (tto end a flame) -( always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser %-) after staring at the terminal for 36 hours ':-) accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning -:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile) 0-( scuba diver with a broken mask :-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ... manic depressive :-F bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing Emoticon Meaning -------- -------- .-] User has one eye .-) User has one eye :-i Semi-Smiley :-] Smiley blockhead :-% User has beard :-o User singing national anthem :-t User is cross :-: User is mutant :-( Drama :-) Comedy :- User is male :-? User is smoking a pipe :-=) Older user with mustache :-\ Undecided user :-p User is sticking their tongue out (at you!) :-)' User tends to drool :-'| User has a cold :-)8 User is well dressed :-D User talks too much :-\ Popeye smiling face, for people who look like popeye :-# User's lips are sealed. :-o User is shocked :-* User just ate a sour pickle :-)-{8 User is a big girl :-s User after a BIZARRE comment :-o User is surprised :-{ User has a mustache :-| No expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me' -:-) ; User sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T :-% User has beard. :-& User which is tongue-tied :-9 User licking it's lips :-( Sad :-` User spitting out its chewing tobacco :-* User after eating something bitter :-> Hey hey :-X User is wearing a bow tie :-6 User after eating something sour :-0 User is an orator :-7 User after a wry statement :-#| User with bushy mustache :-@ User face screaming :-% User is a banker :-} User wears lipstick :-) Humor (or smiley) :-v Talking head Smiley :-c Bummed out Smiley :-x "my lips are sealed" Smiley :-@ User's beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso :-| "have an ordinary day" Smiley :-e Disappointed Smiley :-< Real sad Smiley :-I Hmm :-( Boo hoo :-8( Condescending stare :-# User's lips are sealed. :-O Uh oh :-Q Smoker ::-) User wears glasses :<| User attends an Ivy League school :=) User has two noses :> Midget Smiley :>) User has a big nose :%)% User has acne :~) User's face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary :n) User with funny-looking right nose :u) User with funny-looking left nose ;-) Winking Smiley ;-\ Popeye gets his lights punched out '-) User only has a left eye, which is closed (-: User is left-handed (-) User needing a haircut (:-) Smiley big-face (:-( unSmiley frowning (:)-) User likes to scuba dive (:I Egghead ):-( UnSmiley big-face )8-) Scuba Smiley big-face {:-) Smiley with its hair parted in the middle {(:-) User is wearing toupee. }(:-( User, wearing toupee in wind. +-(:-) User is the pope +:-) Smiley priest ,-} Wry and winking *-( Cyclops got poked in the eye *:o) User is a Bozo *<|:-) User is Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho) <:I Dunce <|-)= User is chinese =:-) User is a hosehead =:-#} Smiley punk with a mustache.... =:-) Smiley punk-rocker >- Female >:-< Mad %-^ User is Picasso %-) User is cross-eyed #-) User partied all night @-) Person submitting is Cyclops @:I Turban |-O Birth |-) Hee hee |-D Ho ho |-) User is asleep (boredom) |-P Yuk 0-) User wearing scuba mask 8-) User wears glasses 8 Infinity 8-| Suspense 8-# Death 8:-) Glasses on forehead 8:] Normal smiling face except that User is a gorilla B-) Horn-rims B-| User is wearing cheap sunglasses g-) Smiley with ponce-nez glasses o-) User is a cyclops P-) User is getting fresh [:-) User is listening to Walkman radio [:|] User is a robot .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ACRONYMS AFAIK as far as I know AFK away from keyboard AKA Also Known As ASAP as soon as possible BBL be back later BBS be back soon BEG big evil grin BF boy friend BRB be right back BTW by the way BWL bursting with laughter C&G chuckle and grin CID crying in disgrace CNP continue in next post CSG chuckle snicker grin CYA see ya CYAL8R see ya later DLTBBB don't let the bed bugs bite EG evil grin EMSG email message FAQ Frequently Asked Questions FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Repair FWIW For What It's Worth FYI for your information GF girl friend GFN gone for now GMBO giggling my butt off GMTA great minds think alike GTSY glad to see you H&K hug and kiss HAGN have a good night HAG1 have a good one HHIS hanging head in shame IC I see IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean IGP I gotta pee IMO in my opinion IMHO in my humble opinion IRL in real life IWALY I will always love you JK just kidding JMO just my opinion JTLYK just to let you know KIT keep in touch KMA kiss my a$$ KMB kiss my butt KOTC kiss on the cheek KOTL kiss on the lips L8R later L8R G8R later gator LHM Lord help me LHU Lord help us LMAO laughing my a$$ off LMBO laughing my butt off LMHO laughing my head off LOL laughing out loud LSHMBB laughing so hard my belly is bouncing LSHMBH laughing so hard my belly hurts LTNS long time no see LTS laughing to self LUWAMH love you with all my heart LY love ya NETUA Nobody ever tells us anything NTA Non-Technical Acronym OBTW Oh, by the way OIC oh, I see OK abbreviation of oll korrect (all correct) OL old lady(wife, girlfriend) OM old man(husband, boyfriend) OTOH On The Other Hand OTTOMH off the top of my head PDS please don't shoot PM private message PMJI Pardon My Jumping In (Another way for PMFJI) PMFJI pardon me for jumping in PMP peed my pants POAHF put on a happy face POOF I have left the chat PS Post Script QSL reply QSO conversation QT cutie RE Hi Again (same as re's) ROFL rolling on floor laughing ROFLAPMP ...and peed my pants ROFLMAO ...my a$$ off ROFLMAOAY ......at you ROFLMAOWTIME .......with tears in my eyes ROFLUTS ...unable to speak ROTFL Roll on The Floor Laughing RTF Read The FAQ RTFM Read The F****** Manual (The above is the original, it was later modified to: Read The Fine Manual) RTSM read the stupid manual SETE smiling ear to ear SHID slaps head in disgust SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up SO significant other SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure SPAM Stupid Persons' AdvertiseMent SWAK sealed with a kiss SWL screaming with laghter SYS see you soon TA thanks again TIA Thanks In Advance TOY thinking of you TPTB The Powers That Be TTFN ta ta for now TTYL talk to you later TX Thanx WB welcome back WRT With Respect To WTF What/Who The F***? WTH what/who the heck? WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get YBS you'll be sorry YG young gentleman YL young lady YM young man YMMV Your Mileage May Vary YWIA You're welcome in advance *G* giggle or grin *H* hug *K* kiss *S* Sob *W* wink .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Many thanks to Bjorn Bratli who compiled these lists from many posts on the alt.ascii-art newsgroup: * Bjorn Bratli (aka DaSmurf) * * DaSmurf@Internetaddress.com * .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/insects.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/insects.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. / \ \ \ ,, / / '-.`\()/`.-' Insects, .--_'( )'_--. Arachnids, & / /` /`""`\ `\ \ other | | >< | | Arthropods \ \ / / jgs '.__.' .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028024034oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/bumble.mid)Midi Controls ants grasshopper bee (small) hornet bee (early art) ladybugs bee scarab bee hive lobsters butterflies/moths midges/mosquitos caterpillar scorpion centipede snails and slugs cicada spiders cockroach spiders (small) crab spider w/web in window dragonfly black widow spider earthworms tick flies w/swatter wasp flies bug-like creature .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ ants ]=- 12/96 \_/ '-0-' --0-- .-0-. \_/ '-0-' --0-- .-0-. \_/ '-0-' --0-- jgs .-0-. -=[ ants ]=- 4/97 \O/ '-O-' /o\ ^ \O/ '-O-' /o\ ^ \O/ '-O-' jgs /o\ -=[ ants ]=- 6/97 ,_ _, '.__.' '-, (__) ,-' '._ .::. _.' _'(^^)'_ _,` `>\/<` `,_ ` ,-` )( `-, ` | /==\ | ,-' |=-| '-, )-=( jgs \__/ ,_ _, '._.' '-, (_) ,-' '._ .:. _.' _ '|Y|' _ ,` `>\ /<` `, ` ,-` I `-, ` | /=\ | ,-' |=| '-, )-( jgs \_/ -=[ ant ]=- 5/98 | / \ | \_| __ /` ; `' \ `\_/ _ '-/ \/ '._ /'-./| |.--. ` _/ _.-\/--. | ` | /`-. \ '-. | | | \ jgs / | / `-. -' \__/ -=[ ant ]=- modified by Shimrod 5/98 | | \ / \_/ __ /^\ __ ' `. \_/ ,' ` \/ \/ _,--./| |\.--._ _,' _.-\_/-._ `._ | / \ | | / \ | jgs / | | \ hh -' \___/ `- -=[ ants ]=- 11/98 __ >>> (__)(_)()= >>> jgs __ >>> (__)(_)()= >>> -=[ picnic basket w/ants ]= 10/00 _ _ H / \ / \ \( | | | .-| OOOO| | | |_| ___OOOO|_|_|___|_ |____OO___________| j/\/\/O/\/\/\/\/\/| g\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\| s/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/| \\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ `'============='` \/ \()/ --()-- //\\ \/ \/ \()/ --()-- //\\ \/ \/ \()/ --()-- //\\ \/ \/ \()/ --()-- //\\ \/ ** small bee ** 10/96 _ /_/_ .'''. =O(_)))) ...' `. jgs \_\ `. .''' `..' -=[ bees ]=- 4/98 __ .' '. _/__) . . . (8|)_}}- . . . jgs `\__) '. . ' ' . . ' .' '. __ . . . (__\_ . . . -{{_(|8) jgs ' . . ' ' . . ' (__/` ~ a bee ~ 7/96 .--. W .--. .' ', {_} ,' '. < =( X )= > '. .`/'''\`. .' '--' '--' jgs ` >> bee << 10/96 _ ___ \.\'.\ \'\'.\ __\.\:/_// {{{{{(__(") jgs `~~~~ >>>^ -=[ bee hive ]=- 2/97 ^^ .-=-=-=-. ^^ ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ ^^ ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ ^^ ( `-=-=-=-(@)-=-=-` ) ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ ^^ jgs (`-=-=-=-=-`) `-=-=-=-=-` >> butterfly << 10/96 _ _ / `._ _.' \ ( @ : `. .' : @ ) \ `. `. ._ _. .' .' / \;' `. `. \ / .' .' `;/ \`. `. \ \_/ / .' .'/ ) :-._`. \ (:) / .'_.-: ( (`.....,`.\/:\/.',.....') >------._|:::|_.------< / .'._>_.-|:::|-._<_.'. \ |o _.-'_.-^|:|^-._`-._ o| |`' ;_.-'|:|`-._; `'| jgs ".o_.-' ;."|:|".; `-._o." ".__." \:/ ".__." ^ * butterfly characture * 11/96 _ _ (o\ /o) /::\ o o /::\ /:'':\ \___/ /:'':\ /:' ':\/6 . 6\/:' ':\ (o:. '( ._. )' .:o) _.-'''-. `\:. \ / .:/` .' '. `\:. /`---'\ .:/` : : `)://`===`\\:(` '. .' /:(/\-===-/\):\ '. .' /:'.,/ /^\ \,.':\ '..' jgs /:.:/(_/ \_)\:.:\ .''._ (::/` : `\::) .' `-....-'` \o) '. (o/ .' ^ '. ^ .' `'''''''''` -=[ small butterfly ]=- 3/97 , , { \w/ } `>!<` jgs (/^\) ' ' -=[ butterfly ]=- 3/97 __ \/ __ /o \{}/ o\ \ () / `> /\ <` jgs (o/\/\o) ) ( -=[ butterfly ]=- 3/98 .-=-. .-=-. ( 0 \V/ 0 ) \ O / `.__ # __.' .' # '. jgs (o /#\ o) )/' '\( ( ) -=[ butterflies ]=- 1/99 __ __ \o`-. V .-`o/ ) '#' ( \_ .-#-. _/ /` # `\ \o /V\ o/ jgs )/ \( '` `' _ /o`\ _\| | `#, <_ '#, `\ jgs '#.o/ ` _ /`o\ | |/_ _> ,#' /` ,#' jgs \o.#' ` -=[ butterfly ]=- 2/99 .--. .--. ' \ / ' .-""-. \ / .-""-. / \ \ / / \ \ \ \ / / / ) \ \ / / ( / \ \_/ / \ | \/ \/ | \ \ / / '._ /;\ _.' `;-. ||| .-;` /` \ \;/ / `\ | / /|\ \ | \ '-' |;| '-' / jgs '. /|||\ .' '---' \;/ '---' -=[ moth ]=- 11/00 `'. .'` \_/ \ .;=;. / --.'"-|-"'.-- /`-._|_.-'\ / | \ /_/ | \_\ jgs '----'`^`'----' ** caterpillar ** 10/96 \_/-.--.--.--.--.--. (")__)__)__)__)__)__) jgs ^ "" "" "" "" "" "" ** centipede ** 10/96 . . ) ( _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _(.--.) {{ { { { { { { { { { { ( '_') jgs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>`--'> -=[ cicada ]=- 6/99 '-. , , .-' \ _.-'"'-._ / \ (_).---.(_) / '-/ \-' \__.---.__/ / .' '. \ ,--(_;.-----.;_)--, / | \ / | \ / /;'-.'._.'.-';\ \ ,-' /, \~ \-=-/ ~/ ,\ '-, ; ; |~ '.' ~| ; ; |; ' \=====/ ; ;| /| ; ;_| === |_; ; |\ / | \_/;= = =;\_/ | \ _/ | ; ;_ \===/ _; ; | \_ ` | \_/ ;\=/; \_/ | ` | \_| ; ;|; ; |_/ | ;\_/ ; ;/ \; ; \_/; ;/, ; ; | | ; ; ,\; ; ; ; / \ ; ; ; jgs \; ; ;| |; ; ;/ \; ; / \ ; ;/ \_.' '._/ ,_ _ _, \o-o/ ,(.-.), _/ |) (| \_ /\=-=/\ ,| \=/ |, _/ \ | / \_ jgs \_!_/ , `-. \ .-' ,-"`````""-\__ | / '-.._ _.-'` '-o, _>--:{{< ) |) .-'' '-.__.-o` '-._____..-/` | \ jgs ,-' / `-. ` -=[ cockroach ]=- 4/97 .--. .--. _ ` \ / ` _ `\.===. \.^./ .===./` \/`"`\/ , | | , / `\|`-.-'|/` \ / | \ | \ .-' ,-'`| ; |`'-, '-. | | \| | | | ;| | | \ // | | `._//' | jgs .' `. _,' `,_ ` ` -=[ crab ]=- 3/97 , , /(_, ,_)\ \ _/ \_ / // \\ \\ (@)(@) // \'="=="='/ ,===/ \===, ",===\ /===," " ,==='------'===, " jgs " " -=[ dragon fly ]=- 3/97 .-. ()I() "==.__:-:__.==" "==.__/~|~\__.==" "==._( Y )_.==" .-'~~""~=--...,__\/|\/__,...--=~""~~'-. ( ..=\=/=.. ) `'-. ,.-"`;/=\ ;"-.,_ .-'` `~"-=-~` .-~` |=| `~-. `~-=-"~` .-~` /|=|\ `~-. .~` / |=| \ `~. jgs .-~` .' |=| `. `~-. (` _,.-="` |=| `"=-.,_ `) `~"~"` |=| `"~"~` |=| |=| |=| /=\ \=/ ^ -=[ apple and worm ]=- 7/97 __ \_} .-./--. /# ^^ \ __ | | ("_\ .-. .-. /) \ / \\_//^\\_//^\\_// jgs `"`"` `"` `"` `"` -=[ worms/snakes ]=- 7/97 __ (\ .-. .-. /_") \\_//^\\_//^\\_// jgs `"` `"` `"` -=[ worm on a hook ]=- 8/99 / jgs () || || __ \\ / > \\ ||` .-"||". \\/ _//. `\ ( (-' \ \ \ ) | | `" / / / / | ( _ \ `.-.-.'o`\ '.( ( ( .--' `"`"'` look at worms in apple -=[ flyswatter w/flies ]=- 2/97 _____ /#####\ /#######\ ~9~ |#######| ~9~ |#######| ~~\v/~~ ~9~ | | | | | | | jgs | (_) -=[ fly ]=- 2/97 ._q0p_. '=(_)=' / V \ jgs (_/^\_) -=[ flies ]=- 3/97 _,_ __ __ ._(@I@)_. / \-/ \ .--{___}--. ._\ | /_. .-/ Y \-. .__\__Y__/__. / | \ _{___}_ jgs \__/-\__/ ' (@I@) ' ~^~ -=[ fly ]=- 9/97 _ (^\'='/^) \ \=/ / '--\_Y_/--' .'(_I_)`. jgs " -=[ fly ]=- 4/00 (`\/) _\|/ (_X_,B ~a grasshopper~ 8/96 /\ ,, /\OOOO()= jgs ` `` -=[ cricket ]=- 5/00 ___ --. .` '. \ ,_ | | .""""""|\'.""""""-./-; |__.----| \ '. |0 \ __/ / / /| \ '.____|__| `""""""""`"|`""'---'| \ jgs .---' /_ |_ >> hornet (but really looks like a fly!) << 10/96 \___ \_, ___\_ | __, .'.--. ```-./ `....--'.'''.-p./ -{{{ }<=-= ( < .''''--.`...'-b`\ jgs `._____...-'\__ ___/ _| ` / / ` >> Ladybug << 10/96 .--. .--. \ / |\ `\___/' /| \\ .-'@ @`-. // || .'_________`. || \\.'^ Y ^`.// .' | `. : | : : | : : | : : _ | _ : :. (_) | (_) : __::. | :__ /.--::. | :--.\ __//' `::. | .' `\\___ `--' //`::. | .'\\ `--' || `-.__|__.-' || jgs || || // \\ |/ \| -=[ lady bug ]=- 3/98 _ .-. _ /o`\^/`o\ |o o | o o| \o _|_ o/ jgs `(@I@)` /^\ -=[ ladybug ]=- 5/00 _V_ /___\ | | | \o | o/ jgs '-.-' -=[ tiny ladybug ]=- 12/96 .W. (o|o) jgs `'` -=[ scarab ]=- 9/98 _ _,=(_)=,_ ,;` `;, \\ (\^/) // \\ <( )> // <`-'`"""`'-`> _/ \_ _(_\ /_)_ /|` |`----.----`| `|\ |/ | | | \| /> | | | <\ _; | ;_ <`_\ | /_`> |\ `._ | _.' /| \| `"""` |/ |\ /| jgs \\ // /_> <_\ -=[ beetle ]=- 6/99 ,_ /) (\ _, >> <<,_,>> << // _0.-.0_ \\ \'._/ \_.'/ '-.\.--.--./.-' __/ : :Y: : \ _ ';, .-(_| : : | : : |_)-. ,:' \\/.' |: : :|: : :| `.\// (/ |: : :|: : :| \) |: : :|: : :; /\ : : | : : /\ (_/'.: :.: :.'\_) \\ `""`""` // jgs \\ // ':. .:' >> lobster << 10/96 ,.---. ,,,, / _ `. \\\\ / \ ) |||| /\/``-.__\/ ::::/\/_ {{`-.__.-'(`(^^(^^^(^ 9 `.=========' {{{{{{ { ( ( ( ( (-----:= {{.-'~~'-.(,(,,(,,,(__6_.'=========. ::::\/\ |||| \/\ ,-'/\ jgs //// \ `` _/ ) '''' \ ` / `---'' -=[ lobster ]=- 6/98 , .--. /`|_, _\ \ | \| \/ | | / | | \ _/ |_.' \-\_\V/_/-/ . './o"o\.' '-//_._\\-' '=/=|-:-|=\=' .-|=| : |=|-. ,|=\ : /=|. | {-=-} | / {-=-} \ .' {-=-} '. jgs .',\_/,'. (_/._Y_.\_) -=[ Pinchers, the lobster ]=- 6/98 ."".-._.-."". | \ | / | \ \.T./ / '-./ \.-' / \ ; ; | | | | / \ | . | __.| : |.__ .-'` | : | `'-. /` ."\ 0 : 0 /". `\ | _/ './ : \.' \_ | | / /`"""`\ \ | \ \ .-' '._ / / jgs '-._\ /_.-' -=[ midges or mosquitos ]=- 6/97 ,_,___, , _0/\|\_/ `--' jgs .-' ` `-.___, ,_,___, , _0/\|\_/ `--' ,_,___, , .-' ' `-.___, _0/\|\_/ `--' .-' ' `-.___, ,_,__, ,_,___, , _0/\|\_/ `--' _0/\|\_/ `--' .-' ` `-.___, .-' ` `-.___, ,_,___, , _0/\|\_/ `--' ,_,___, , .-' ` `-.___, _0/\|\_/ `--' ,_,___, , .-' ` `-.___, _0/\|\_/ `--' .-' ` `-.___, ,_,___, , _0/\|\_/ `--' ,_,___, , .-' ` `-.___, _0/\|\_/ `--' .-' ` `-.___, ,_,___, , _0/\|\_/ `--' .-' ` `-.___, ,_,___, , _0/\|\_/ `--' .-' ` `-.___, ** scorpion ** 10/96 ___ __ _{___{__}\ {_} `\) {_} ` _.-''''--.._ {_} //'.--. \___`. { }__,_.--~~~-~~~-~~-::.---. `-.\ `.) `-.{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_// -- 8;=- ` `-:,_.:,_:,_:,.`\\._ ..'=- , // // // //`-.`\` .-'/ jgs << << << << \ `--' /----) ^ ^ ^ ^ `-.....--''' -=[ snails ]=- 3/97 oo .--. oo .--. oo .--. jgs \\(____)_ \\(____)_ \\(____)_ `~~~~~~~` `~~~~~~~` `~~~~~~~` -=[ snail ]=- 7/97 ___ .'`__ '. / / \ \ \ `-'/ /--. jgs /'-=-'` ( __") ~~~~~~~ `""""""""` -=[ snail ]=- 1/98 @)@) _ _ _|_| .-=.' `;-=./ `\ _(___,`\ .-=-.' '. \ \ | \`==` / / '. \ \ | / `, \'--. \ | | |/ `\ \ \ | \ / / | ', \ | \_/-' | ', \ \__,; `\ jgs \ '\\_,-:""""""'` `""""""~'` -=[ snail ]=- 6/98 _____ __ .-'` ``'-. /o \_ .' '. _.-'\__/ `\ / _..---._ \ .' \/ .-' __ '. \ / ,_ | / (_,`\ | | \ / |:. \ / / / '----'`--'\ \:. '-....-' .' _/ \ /`-..___ _.-' -` \.__ |::. ````` / `) jgs `-::___ __.-'``''` ````````` -=[ slugs ]=- 4/99 tweaked by jpriest@a.saner.side.of.neverland.foxinternet.net (Khall) @)@) _|_| _(___,`\ _,--------------._ \`==` *-_,' O `~._ `, : O } `~._ `\ - _ O `~._ | ; - - " ; O. (trail of slime:) | O O \#|##### ###### jgs/K \ _,-:""""""'`:-._ - . O \################ `""""""~'` `._ " `.#### #### #### """""""-. - \############# """""'\# ### #### @)@) _|_| ( ) _(___,`\ _,--------------._ (( /`, )) `==` `*-_,' O `~._ ( ( _/ | ) ) `, : o } `~._.~` * ', \ - _ O - ,' | ; - - " ; o / | O o ,-` jgs/K. \ _,-:""""""'`:-._ - . O / `""""""~'` `._ _,-` """""" >> spider << 10/96 / \ '\ \__O__/ /` `--(_)--' .---/ \---. / /'(>I<)`\ \ ` \ `-' / ' jgs \ / -=[ spider ]=- 8/97 ) (` ) ( ;--. / \ | >< | \__\____/__/ \____/ \____/ .--\__/--. ' (__) ' jgs '' -=[ little spider ]=- 2/97 \/~|~\/ `~(~` \ ) ( ) _/ _({_})_ jgs /(o)\ -=[ spider and web in window ]=- 6/97 _______________________________ |\_____________________________/| || \ | / || || \ /|\ / || || /\'.__.' : '.__.'/\ || || __.' \ | / '.__ || ||'. /\`---':'---'/\ .'|| ||\ '. /` \__ _|_ __/ `\ .' /|| || | /. /\ ` : ` /\ .\ | || || | | './ \ _|_ / \.' | | || ||/ '/. /'. /\ : /\ .'\ .\' \|| ||__/___/___/_\(_)/_\___\___\__|| || \ \. \ /(O)\ / / / || ||\ .\' \.' \/_:_\/ './ '/. /|| || | | .'\ / | \ /'. | | || || | \' \/_._:_._\/ '/ | || ||/ .' \ / | \ / '. \|| ||.:_ `\/.---.:.---.\/` _:.|| || '. / __ | __ \ .' || || \/.' '. : .' '.\/ || || / \|/ \ || ||____/_________|_________\____|| |/_jgs_________________________\| -=[ spider and web ]=- 8/98 ,___________________________________________ |\'-._( / | | \ .'-._\ , ,| |-.\' .-; .'\`-' | | \ .' ( _.' \ | |.--.\' _) ;-; \._| | ` _\(_)/_ \ `'-,_,-'\ | jgs____ /(O)\ _________________/____)_`-._\| -=[ black widow spider ]=- 4/98 _.._ .' '. / __ \ , | >< | , . \ \ / / . \_'--`( )'--'_/ .--'/()\'--. jgs / /` '' `\ \ | | \ / -=[ spider ]=- 6/98 ( ) ( /\ .-"""-. /\ //\\/ ,,, \//\\ |/\| ,;;;;;, |/\| //\\\;-"""-;///\\ // \/ . \/ \\ (| ,-_| \ | / |_-, |) //`__\.-.-./__`\\ // /.-(() ())-.\ \\ (\ |) '---' (| /) ` (| |) ` jgs \) (/ -=[ spiders ]=- 7/98 __ | / \ | // \\ \_\\ //_/ _\\()//_ .'/()\'. / // \\ \ jgs \\ // | \__/ | ___ __ __ / _/___ _ _ _\ |___ _ __ | / \ | \_ \ . \ \/ / . / ._\| `_/ \_\\ //_/ /___/ _/\ /\___\___\|_| .'/()\`. |_\ /_/ \ \ / / ___ __ __ ___ _ / _/___ _ _ _\ |___ _ __ | / \ | | __]_ __ ___ (_)_ __ __ \_ \ . \ \/ / . / ._\| `_/ \_\\ //_/ | __] ` `\ . \| | `_/ ._\ /___/ _/\ /\___\___\|_| .'/()\`. |___]_|_|_| _/|_|_| \___\ |_\ /_/ \ \ / / |_\ __ ___ __ __ | / \ \ / _/___ _ _ _\ |___ _ __ | / \ | \_\\ //_/ \_ \ . \ \/ / . / ._\| `_/ \_\\ //_/ .'/()\'. /___/ _/\ /\___\___\|_| .'/()\'. \\ // |_\ /_/ \ \ / / __ ___ __ | / \ \ / _/___ _ _ _\ |___ _ __ // \\ \_\\ //_/ \_ \ . \ \/ / . / ._\| `_/ _\\()//_ .'/()\'. /___/ _/\ /\___\___\|_| / // \\ \ \\ // |_\ /_/ | \__/ | -=[ spider ]=- 10/98 / \ \ \ ,, / / '-.`\()/`.-' .--_'( )'_--. / /` /`""`\ `\ \ | | >< | | \ \ / / jgs '.__.' _ / \ __ _\( )/_ \ \ ,, / / | / \ | /(O)\ '-.`\()/`.-' \_\\ //_/ _.._ _\(o)/_ // \\ .--_'( )'_--. .'/()\'. .' 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Guidelines for Using this ASCII Art and 'How To' Hints... .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Q #1: Can I use this ASCII Art? Yes, but I do have a few conditions. They are pretty simple to follow. 1) please leave my initials ("jgs") on the pictures 2) for personal use only (commercial readers keep reading) 3) optional conditions : a) link to this website (http://www.ascii-art.com) b) tell a friend about this site! c) send a postcard via snail mail to me and my family d) consider making a donation Please continue reading... .:*~*:. Q #2: Those letters "jgs" clutter up the picture, why do you insist on having them ? Technically, you can erase the initials but I'd prefer that you didn't. ASCII art is one of my hobbies. I have done some commission work and have received a few donations, but for the most part, I don't receive compensation for my artwork. Therefore by leaving my initials with the picture, you give me credit for the work I've done. FYI, the proper way of using ASCII art is to include the artist's initials or name with the picture. Please give credit where credit is due. Please keep in mind that even though I have posted my ASCII art on the internet, the pictures are still my property- and they follow internet copyright laws. All ASCII Art follows the internet copyright laws. However, most ASCII artists have their creations on the WWW so that they can share it with others. This is my purpose as well. You may copy/paste my ASCII artwork -- so long as you keep my signature intact and it's for personal use only. You're on the honor system. Be forewarned though-- it is a small, small cyberworld - word gets around. (If you have problems copying the ASCII art, keep reading.) .:*~*:. Q #3: What should I do about iniitals/credit if I alter the ASCII Art? If you alter any of my ASCII art, I also ask that you keep my initials (jgs) on my work. If you significantly add to an existing ASCII art picture, you may add your initals: ie, jgs/tbs This holds true for all ASCII artists and their creations. .:*~*:. Q #4: I operate a MUD and would like to take the initials off of the ASCII Art -- may I? Well, if the ASCII art cannot be copy/pasted, and if proper credit is given, then "yes", you can remove the initials. .:*~*:. Q #5: I could make some money from using your ASCII art. Is that OK with you? No, I don't allow others to financially profit from my work. -- If you have a business opportunity involving the ASCII art, please feel free to contact me with an offer. EMAIL "jgs" .:*~*:. Q #6: May I link to your web site? Absolutely! Please use the following URL: http://www.ascii-art.com I have my ASCII art on the internet in order to share it with others. If you add a link, I can share my "doodles" with even more people! If you need or want a banner- please visit my BANNER PAGE. And thank you!! .:*~*:. Q #7: Where shall I send your postcard? Please consider contributing to my collection of postcards. They are from people all over the world who have enjoyed my ASCII art. Not only do I like to see where my ASCII art has traveled, but my children and their classmates and teachers really enjoy them too ! Send a postcard to: Joan Stark P.O. Box 450652 Westlake, OHIO 44145-0652 USA .:*~*:. Q #8: From where have you received postcards? Thus far, postcards and other "snail-mail" hail from:snail mail! [-ALABAMA: Birmingham ]STATE/CITY- U.S.A. [-AUSTRALIA: Ballan, Victoria ]COUNTRY/CITY ( let me know if I've gotten the city incorrect-- sometimes it is difficult to read the postmark!) .:*~*:. Q #9: Can I send you a donation for all your hard work? Sure! I've set up an account with PayPal. You can use VISA/MasterCard on their secured web site. Funds will be deposited into my bank account. With the four kids, I appreciate every penny! --->PAYPAL DONATIONS AND GIFTS .:*~*:. Q.10: I'm having problems copying and saving these images. They don't look right. What am I doing wrong? There are several possible explanations. Follow this link to get additional information: HOW TO COPY THESE ASCII PICTURES .:*~*:. Q #11: Why do you have this web site? I don't consider myself a clown; however, this "CLOWN'S PRAYER" seems to fit quite well with my intentions and purposes of posting this ASCII art web site and creating the ASCII pictures. I hope that my ASCII art will make you smile. ● .:*~*:. Q: #12: Do you have too much time on your hands? No. Very funny. .:*~*:. Please enjoy my ASCII art! Share them with a friend! -joan [jgsinitials] E-mail : spunk1111@juno.com -- all ASCII artwork copyrighted ©1996-01 -- Joan G. Stark -- All Rights Reserved -- READ: Internet Copyright Information & Intellectual Property Law Primer :*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/ponder.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ponder.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. PONDERINGS, BUMPER STICKERS, AND ODD THOUGHTS I did not create any of these... - much of this was sent to me in email form. (many are quotes or paraphrases from Steven Wright) They just amuse me... I hope you enjoy these absurdities too... and please forgive me if there are any duplications on this page. For more one-liners and sig info, visit here: http://www.coolsig.com/ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES. You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date! My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad? The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. Hang up and drive. Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Honk If You Want To See My Finger Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? Save the whales. Collect the whole set. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. Remember half the people you know are below average. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back. Mind like a steel trap -- rusty and illegal in 37 states. Quantum mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. Support bacteria -- they're the only culture some people have. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. No one is listening until you make a mistake. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional of the ability to reach it. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Two wrongs are only the beginning. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable except from vending machines. Get a new car for your spouse -- it'll be a great trade! Plan to be spontaneous -- tomorrow. Always try to be modest and be proud of it! If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand ... Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you. Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put in your two cents, what happens to the other penny? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?" I started out with nothing...I still have most of it. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran? I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded. All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair. If all is not lost, where is it? It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging. I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock. I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through. It was all so different before everything changed. Some days you're the dog, some days the hydrant. Nostalgia isn't what is used to be. Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident. A day without sunshine is like a day in Benton. I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few. Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip round the sun. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. Never knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run (he hates that). Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself). When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess. If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seatbelt. There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. A closed mouth gathers no feet. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere. Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! Black holes are where God divided by zero. I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP? Does fuzzy logic tickle? I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. If they arrest the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're a ahead"?! Why is the word abbreviation so long? I must always remember that I'm unique, just like everyone else. I think everyone has a photographic memory; it's just that some of us don't have film. How come you never hear about gruntled employees? How much faith does it take to be an atheist? If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from? Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check? What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company? What was the best thing before sliced bread? When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Whatever happened to preparations A through G? I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time." So what's the speed of dark? After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? Argue not with dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well with brie. I think, therefore I am overqualified. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"? War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. He who laughs, lasts. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met I intend to live forever - so far, so good I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough! Mental backup in progress- Do Not Disturb! Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder ... 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there? The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, "Tell me about some of the people who were here last year." What a nice night for an evening. When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15." I said, "The middle of August? Cool!" Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID? I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. I live on a one-way dead-end street. It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out. I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, "No thanks-I'm not going that far." I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lives next door complained. Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? And another thing - Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. If you make it idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot. f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng. Is it OK to yell "MOVIE!" in a crowded Firehouse? Gravity. It's not just a good idea, it's the law! It's bad luck to be superstitious. Common Sense Isn't. Money: The Mint makes it first, and we try to make it last. Sooner or later, EVERYONE stops smoking. Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the keyboard. It may be that your sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others. A hen is an egg's way of making another egg. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's? If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras? What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? What's another word for synonym? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? How can there be self-help groups? Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo? Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs? If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like? When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away? When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? What happened to the first 6 "ups"? If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? Why does your nose run, and your feet smell? My school colors were "clear". I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter. I'm taking Lamaze classes. I'm not having a baby, I'm just having trouble breathing. Hermits have no peer pressure. I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned. Yeah, they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn't concentrate. You know, same old boring rind over and over again. I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. It was a sew-sew job. I used to work in a muffler factory, until I got exhausted. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it. I wanted to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. I used to be a deli worker, but I couldn't cut the mustard I used to be a musician, but I wasn't noteworthy. I used to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients. I'm a corporate executive -- I keep things from happening. If Clinton is the answer, it was a stupid question. Lobotomies for Democrats: It's the law. Bad Cop! No donut! Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket? On the other hand, you have different fingers. Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse? When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. He's not dead -- He's electroencephalographically challenged. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? How do I set my laser printer on stun? How is it possible to have a civil war? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If God dropped acid, would he see people? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? If you ate pasta and anti pasta, would you still be hungry? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Is a castrated pig disgruntled? Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket? If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? And whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. I invented the cordless extension cord. I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. Power outage at a department store yesterday, Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Women... can't live with 'em...... can't shoot 'em Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think 'Hey, maybe I wrote that.' I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. I like to paint passing lines on curved roads. I had a dream that all the victims of The Pill came back....boy, were they mad! I just bought a microwave fireplace... You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes... I filled out an application that said "In Case Of Emergency Notify:" I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do? I bought some powdered water....but I didn't know what to add. If you take a oriental and turn him around so he faces west, does he become disoriented? The sky is falling ... no, I'm tipping over backwards. Ever notice how irons have a setting for PERMANENT press? I don't get it... I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine. If you tell a joke in the forest but nobody laughs, was it a joke? Are female moths called myths? Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? Are there any unguided missiles? Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop? Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener? Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer? Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? Did Noah keep his bees in archives? Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? Do boxer shorts box? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? Do clowns wear really big socks? Do flies get embarrassed when they get unzipped? Do fish get thirsty? Do hummingbirds hum because they don t know the words? Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans? Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms? Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? Do steam rollers really roll steam? Do television evangelists do more than lay people? --Stanley Ralph Moss Do vampires get AIDS? Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do witches run spell checkers? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them? Does a man-eating shark eat women, too? Does an analyst have to be anal? --Adam Rifkin Does killing time damage eternity? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? Have you ever talked into an acoustic modem? Have you ever wondered? How can someone "draw a blank"? How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes? How come chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows? How come I can pick my ears but not my nose? How come wrong numbers are never busy? How dead is the Dead Sea? How did a fool and his money get together? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass? How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you ve tried some of the others? How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink? How do you throw away a garbage can? How do you write zero in Roman numerals? How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold? How does it work out that these people always die in alphabetical order? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? How many weeks are there in a light year? How much can I get away with and still go to heaven? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was? --Satchel Paige If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?" If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk? If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do? If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman? If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer? --Steven Wright If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth? If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it a ham-hock? If a pizza place sells pizza by the slice, is there a guy in the back tossing a triangle in the air? --Steven Wright If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, is a proverb a word used in place of a verb? If a tree falls in the forest, does the earth scream out in pain? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? --Harry Shearer If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? If athletes get athlete s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? If bees live in an apiary, do apes live in a beeiary? If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? --Steven Wright If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them? If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? If everything is part of a whole, what is the whole part of? --Ashleigh Brilliant If flowers don t talk back to you, are they mums? If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show? --Steven Wright If God can do anything, can he make a rock so big he can't lift it? --Steven Wright If humans get a charley horse, what do horses get? If humans have nightmares, what do horses have? If I save time, when do I get it back? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girls Scout cookies made out of? If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? If superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers? If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? --Art Hoppe If time heals all wounds, how come bellybuttons don't fill in? If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so? Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don t hunters just use flame-throwers? Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer? Is a small pig called a hamlet? Is drilling for oil boring? Is duck tape made out of ducks? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky? Is the nose the scenter of the face? Is this bullshit or fertilizer? Sexual harassment at work is it a problem for the self-employed? --Victoria Wood Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell? Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower? What are imitation rhinestones? What do batteries run on? What do people in China call their good plates? What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? What do you call a male ladybug? What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes? What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? What hair color do they put on the driver s license of a bald man? What happens if you're scared half to death twice? What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours? What happens when none of your bees wax? What happens when you swallow your pride? What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved? What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum? What s the synonym for thesaurus? What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? When people lose weight, where does it go? When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to? When we say our mind wanders - where does it go? Where are the germs that cause good breath? Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary? Where does the fire go when the fire goes out? Where does the white go when the snow melts? Where does your lap go when you stand up? Where is Old Zealand? Which is the other side of the street? Who killed the Dead Sea? Why are America s parks administered by the Department of the Interior? Why are raisins called raisins if they are only dried grapes? Why not just call them dried grapes? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?) Why aren t there ever any GUILTY bystanders? Why can t you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"? Why can't we tickle ourselves? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why did the pot call the kettle black? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn t the company just hire taller dancers? --Fred Allen Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? Why do flamingos stand on only one leg? Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight? Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping on? Why do people always remember where they were when someone famous was killed? Do they feel perhaps they ll need an alibi? Why do people go to the unemployment office to find a job? Why do pigs have curly tails? Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child? Why do they call it chili if it's hot? Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? Why do they call it life insurance? Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly? Why do they call Wednesday hump day, when most people get laid on the weekends? Why do they give you a tape with a VCR to tell you how to use it? Why do they make cars go so fast its illegal? Why do they make scented toilet paper? Why do they report power outages on TV? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up? Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong? Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there? Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things? Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic? Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why get even, when you can get odd? Why is a boxing ring square? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? --Amboy Dukes Why is a women s prison called a penal colony? Why is clear considered a color? Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him? Why is it that night falls but day breaks? Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles? Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? --Steven Wright Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils? You can't have everything. Where would you put it? I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. We are Microsoft. Resistance is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated. I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Friends don't let friends drive naked. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Horn broken. Watch for finger. Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. All generalizations are false. Cover me. I'm changing lanes. I brake for no apparent reason. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? He who laughs last thinks slowest. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. I love cats...they taste just like chicken. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons. Born free...Taxed to death. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. Rehab is for quitters. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep. All men are idiots, and I married their King. Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician. Work is for people who don't know how to fish. Montana-At least our cows are sane! I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. If you don't like the news, go out and make some. When you do a good deed, get a receipt-in case heaven is like the IRS. Sorry, I don't date outside my species. No radio - Already stolen. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges . I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. OK, who stopped payment on my reality check? Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW. Tell me to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill. Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from? How can I miss you if you won't go away? Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. i souport publik edekashun. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Keep honking...I'm reloading. Caution: I drive like you do. Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. The older you get, the better you realize you were. I doubt, therefore I might be. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. Women like silent men, they think they're listening. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. A fool and his money are soon partying. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays? Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please? Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with... It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two will fit. Which is the non-smoking lifeboat? |||||||//////__ __ __ __ __ The domino effect at work. Originality is the art of concealing your sources. Just fill out one simple form to win a Tax Audit! Grow your own Dope - Plant a Politician. Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch. The buck doesn't even slow down here! Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. If you think talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer. Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience! The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep. Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty. Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere! Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it. Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. Don't worry: the answer's at the back of the book. We do precision guesswork. My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot. 'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men. A penny saved is a government oversight. Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. You know you're old when you walk into an antique store and someone tries to buy you. "They told me I was gullible...and I believed them!" A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it has stopped snowing. Psychiatrists say that one out of five people are mentally ill. If four of your friends are OK, then you're the one. This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That's the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over. Yesterday I knew nothing,----Today I know that. Smile.... It confuses people! I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure. I'm in love with a girl who doesn't even know I'm alive. She's thinks she got me with her long range rifle, but she missed. - Jonathan Colan - I work very hard- Please don't expect me to think as well. If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers? Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee. Windows: Just another pane. Two's company.-Three's an orgy. Wisdom is running after mankind ... but mankind is quicker! Knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth. I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me. He's as sharp as a beach ball. When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy - When planets do it we say they are orbiting. Personally, I've always thought of a chaperone as a person too old to make the team, but still in there intercepting passes. And a word to the ladies about their appearance. Seems to me, it's far more important to have your "no's" fixed before you worry about fixing your "nose". Harried wife, figuring at desk, to husband and children: "Well, I worked out a budget. But one of us will have to go." Husband, peering at a stack of bills: "Well, it's finally happened. There's a payment due on something every day." Wife to Husband: "All right ! I admit I like to go shopping and spend money... but name one other extravagance." Wife to husband, working on budget: "Perhaps we could borrow a little every month, and put that aside." Husband to wife discussing dental bills: "Maybe we get a some kind of book and straighten their teeth ourselves." If it ain't broke, fix it till it is. I don't get even, I get odder. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays. I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours. I am having an out of money experience. Not afraid of heights-afraid of widths. If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. Birthdays are good for you the more you have the longer you live. Joys of Womanhood Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them. One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds. 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'. .' -= * =- .'|'. \|/ \o|*/ \\\Y/// \\\|@// \\0\Y//// \*\\|/O// `\\Y*/` `#` __#__ [_ _] jgs \___/ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. - TEACH THE CHILDREN - Author Unknown ASCII art by joan stark _ (__/_) .-'''''-. _ | |'-----'| / \|ate one Christmas Eve, I sank back, |-.....-| \__|\_ tired but content, into my | | easy chair. The kids were in bed, the gifts | | were wrapped, the milk and _,._ | | cookies waited by the __.o` o`"-. | | fireplace for Santa. .-O o `"-.o O )_,._ | | ( o O o )--.-"`O o"-.`'-----'` '--------' ( o O o) `----------` As I sat back admiring the tree with its decorations, I couldn't help feeling that something | important was missing. It wasn't \ ' / long before the tiny, twinkling -- (*) -- tree lights lulled me to sleep. >*< I don't know how long I slept, >0<@< but all of a sudden I knew that >>>@<<* I wasn't alone. >@>*<0<<< >*>>@<<<@<< I opened my eyes, and you can >@>>0<<<*<<@< imagine my surprise when I saw >*>>0<<@<<<@<<< Santa Claus himself standing >@>>*<<@<>*<<0<*< next to my Christ- \*/ >0>>*<<@<>0><<*<@<< mas tree. __\\U//__ >*>>@><0<<*>>@><*<0<< |\\ | | \\| >@>>0<*<0>>@<<0<<<*<@<< He was dressed | \\| | _(UU)_ >((*))_>0><*<0><@<<<0<*< all in fur from |\ \| || / //||.*.*.*.|>>@<<*<<@>><0<<< his head to his |\\_|_|&&_// ||*.*.*.*|_\\db//__ foot just as """"|'.'.'.|~~|.*.*.*| _____|_ poem described him, |'.'.'.| ^^^^^^|____|>>jgs>>| but he was not the ~~~~~~~~ '""""`-------' "jolly old elf" of Christmas legend. The man who stood before me looked sad and disappointed. And there were tears in his eyes. ____ "Santa, what's wrong?" I asked. ;` `'-._ "Why are you crying?" / \ /\ /` \ | ; "It's the children." Santa / \ | | replied sadly. / `\ | | / \_ / | "But Santa, the children love ; / `\ | you." I said. ,|_ __ \__/ | _\_o/_( |_ "Oh, I know they love me, and /`"=/\==""=="=="=="=="`\ they love the gifts I bring | )/ | them," Santa said, "but the \ / children of today seem to /';=""==""==""==""==";`\ have somehow missed out on | /` /~\ /~\ `\ | the true spirit of Christmas. | \ _ \o/ \o/ _ / | It's not their fault. It's \ ; (_) ` o (_) ; / just that the adults, / |\_.-""(__)""-._/| \ many of them not having | \ /\ / | been taught themselves, / '.___.' '.___.' \ have forgotten to teach | ,==, | the children." | ' ' | \ / "Teach them what?" I asked. | | \ / Santa's kind old face became '. .' soft, more gentle. His eyes jgs '-.__ __.-' began to shine with something '---'--'---' more than tears. He spoke softly. "Teach the children the true meaning of Christmas. Teach them that the part of Christmas we can see, hear, and touch is much more than meets the eye. Teach them the symbolism behind the customs and traditions of Christmas which we now observe. Teach them what it is they truly represent." | Santa reached into his bag and pulled out a \|/ tiny Christmas tree and set it on my mantle. \\|// "Teach them about the Christmas tree. \\\Y/// Green is the second color of Christmas. \\\|/// The stately evergreen, \\\\Y//// with it's unchanging color, \\\\|//// represents the hope of eternal life in Jesus. `\\Y//` It's needles point heavenward as a reminder `#` that man's thoughts should turn __#__ heavenward as well." [_ _] \___/ Santa reached into his bag again and pulled out a shiny star and placed it at the top of the small tree. * ' . . "The star was the heavenly sign . | . of promise. God promised a Savior \ | / + for the world and the star was * \|/ the sign of the fulfillment of --==> * <==-- ' that promise on the night that + /|\ . Jesus Christ was born. . / | \ Teach the children that God . ' | ' * always fulfills his promises, | and that wise men still seek Him." . ' . "Red," said Santa, "is the first color of Christmas." He pulled forth a red ornament for the tiny tree. ____ "Red is deep, intense, vivid. It is the .' '. color of the life-giving blood that flows / # \_ through our veins. It is the symbol of | {_{c} God's greatest gift. Teach the children \ / `\ that Christ gave his life and shed his '.____.' (__) blood for them that they might have eternal life. When they see the color red it should remind them of that most wonderful gift." Santa found a silver bell in his pack and placed it on the tree. "Just as lost sheep are guided , to safety by the sound of the bell, it /\`--. continues to ring today for all to be |o-| )D guided to the fold. Teach the children \/.--' to follow the true Shepherd, who gave His life for the sheep." Santa placed a candle on the mantle and lit it. The soft glow from its one tiny flame brightened the room. "The glow of the candle represents how man ( can show his thanks for the gift of God's ,=(,)=, son that Christmas Eve long ago. Teach |'==='| _, the children to follow in Christ's | |,)/( footsteps. To go about doing good. | |)/<_, Teach them to let their light so >>>\, _/<8<-_/ shine before men that all may see >>>>>>oo<<)\( it and glorify God. This is what >>>>>>o<<<\/ is symbolized when the twinkle lights shine on the tree like hundreds of bright, shining candles, each of them representing one of God's precious children, their light shining for all to see." Again Santa reached into his bag and this time he brought forth a tiny red and white striped cane. As he hung it on the tree he spoke softly. "The candy cane is a stick of hard white candy. _._ White to symbolize the virgin birth and sinless /\|/\ nature of Jesus, and hard to symbolize the /\/ )-| Solid Rock, the foundation of the church, and /\/ `" the firmness of God's promises. The candy cane /\/ is in the form of a "J" to represent the /\/ precious name of Jesus, who came to earth /\/ as our Savior. It also represents the /\/ crook of the Good Shepherd, which He uses `" to reach down into the ditches of the world to lift out the fallen lambs who, like all sheep, have gone astray. The original candy cane had three small red stripes, which are the stripes of the scourging Jesus received by which we are healed, and a large red stripe that represents the shed blood of Jesus, so that we can have the promise of eternal life. Teach these things to the children." ,...., ,;;:o;;;o;;, Santa brought out a beautiful wreath ,;;o;'''''';;;;, made of fresh, fragrant greenery and ,;:;; ;;o;, tied with a bright red bow. "The bow ;o;; ;;;; reminds us of the bond of perfection, ;;o; ;;o; which is love." "The wreath embodies ';;;, _ _ ,;;;' all the good things about Christmas ';o;;/_\/_\;;o;' for those with eyes to see and hearts ';;\_\/_/;;' to understand. It contains the colors '//\\' of red and green and the heaven-turned jgs // \\ needles of the evergreen. The bow tells |/ \| the story of good will towards all and its color reminds us of Christ's sacrifice. Even its very shape is symbolic, representing eternity and the eternal nature of Christ's love. It is a circle, without beginning and without end. These are the things you must teach the children." "But where does that leave you Santa?" I asked. The tears gone now from his eyes, a smile broke over Santa's face. "Why bless you, my dear," he laughed, "I'm only a symbol myself. I represent the _... spirit of family fun and the o_.-"` `\ joy of giving and receiving. .--. _ `'-._.-'""-; _ .' \`_\_ {_.-a"a-} _ / \ If the children are _/ .-' '. {c-.-o-.){\|` | taught these other things (@`-._ / \{ `~^~`} \\ _/ there is no danger that `~\ '-._ /'. } \} .-. I'll ever be forgotten." |>:< '-.__/ '._,} \_/ / ()) | >:< `'---. ____'-.|(`"` "I think I'm \ >:< \\_\\_\ | ; beginning to understand \ \\-{}-\/ \ at last." I replied. \ '._\\' /) '. /( "That's why I came," '97 `-._ _____ _ _____ __.'\ \ said Santa. "You're an jgs / \ / \ / \ \ \ adult. If you don't _.'/^\'._.'/^\'._.'/^\'.__) \ teach the children these ,==' `---` '---' '---' ) things, then who will?" `"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ___ / __'. .-"""-. .-""-| | '.'. / .---. \ / .--. \ \___\ \/ /____| | / / \ `-.-;-(`_),____.-'._ ; ; `.-" "-:_,(o:==..`-. '. .-"-, | | / \ / `\ `. \ / .-. \ \ \ | Y __...\ \ \ / / \/ /\ | | | .--""--.| .-' \ '.`---' / \ \ / / |` \' _...--.; '---'` \ '-' / jgs /_..---.._ \ .'\\_ `. `--'` .' (_) `'/ (_) / `._ _.'| .' ``````` '-...--'` "A Visit From St. Nicholas" by Clement Clarke Moore (ASCII art by joan stark) `'`;, ___H_ _(`) _ _ 'Twas the night before Christmas _/\ \ ( ) ) (o\_/o) and all through the house... /\__\\____\( )_) |. .| Not a creature was stirring, ||""||''''| |`| =\ /= not even a mouse. ~~~`""""`""""`~~~~~~ ^ _ _ _ _ The stockings were hung |=| |=| |~| |=| o _ by the chimney with care, | | | | | | | | |(')---.| In hopes that St. Nicholas /(| /(| /(| /(| |~~|o _ | would soon be there. (_/ (_/ (_/ (_/ |===|(')---.| |~~| | The children were all nestled _,_ o _|=======| all snug in their beds, _,_(( ) |(')---.| While visions of sugar plums (( )`-`_,_ |~~| | danced in their heads. '-' (( ) |=======| `-` o _ And Mamma in her 'kerchief, ___, |(')---.| and I in my cap, /(__\ .---. |~~| | Had just settled our brains |__)__| / \_\ |=======| for a long winter's nap. ,@@. .@@, |_____|\| ,@@ ^ @@, //. .\\ (IIIIIIIIIII) When out on the lawn `"\_=_/"` ( ^ ) ) ; ( there arose such a clatter, \_=_/ ( ;|; ) I sprang from my bed ( ;`|`; ( to see what was the matter. * ____ . * ) ;' | '; ( .'_ '. (=@'--|--'@=) Away to the window ' ` `)a \ . ' ) '; | ;` ( I flew like a flash, . * /_ | ( ;___|___; ) Tore open the shutters ,__.=' / + ' ),;=======;,( and threw up the sash. + '.____.' . ~ ~ ' . . The moon on the breast ' * . _\/ \/_ of the new-fallen snow _\/\/_ Gave the lustre of mid-day . * _\_\_\/\/_/_/_ to objects below. _ _H_ + / /_/\/\_\ \ + [_] (_)_ _/\/\_ When, what to my wondering |=( : ) . /\ /\ eyes should appear, ' |( : ) * : * ' But a miniature sleigh, `~~`~~`"""`~~`~ . _\/ \/_ . and eight tiny reindeer. * \ \ / / * __. .--, -=>: X :<=- With a little old driver, .=,{\/ _/ /`) * / _/ \_ \ * so lively and quick, . ' (`._(_.;` / ' /\ /\ ' I knew in a moment . ' \_________/ * ' * it must be St. Nick. (___Y_____Y___, .-/___,-/___,-/___,-/___, . ' .-/___,-/___,-/___,-/___, ) More rapid than eagles `\ _ )`\ _ )`\ _ )`\ _ )< his coursers they came. /< <\ ()<_{:' /_____\ He had a broad face `'//\\'` {`_______`} and a little round belly, // \\ // . . \\ That shook when he laughed, /' '\ ( (__O__) ) like a bowl full of jelly. {[]==u `-'} { } He was chubby and plump, ____ /{ }\ a right jolly old elf, .'` `\ / '. .' \ And I laughed when I saw him, ;---.._ \ /_/ `"` \_\ in spite of myself; ,=,==, \_...__\ | {__}###[_]###{__} __\|_/__ | a - '.| (_/\_________/\_) A wink of his eye | || |--.o.--'(_) |___|___| and a twist of his head, | || |-' = '-` )-. jgs |--|--| Soon gave me to know |___||___| ) \ (__)`(__) I had nothing to dread. |"""||"""| ) | |__ || _| ) | He spoke not a word, /` )||__\'\;'--.-' | but went straight to his work, \ /`-;( / .' / And filled all the stockings; '-.; '--| ; .-'| [IIIII] then turned with a jerk, `'--.;--'...-' [IIIII]=| |=====|=| And laying his finger |=====| | aside of his nose, | | | And giving a nod, _/\_ __/\__ | | | up the chimney he rose; ) (_ _) .' 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(` | ; \ He sprang to his sleigh, `-._\()/__(~` |`'. \ \ to his team gave a whistle, ()() \ ; \ \ And away they all flew / |`\ \' \.'| like the down of a thistle. ) : ( \ .'|_/ `)_/` '._:_/ But I heard him exclaim, Ere he drove out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night !" __. .--, .-/___,-/___,-/___,-/___, _.-.=,{\/ _/ /`) .-/___,-/___,-/___,-/___, ) _..-'`-(`._(_.;` / `\ _ )`\ _ )`\ _ )`\ _ )<`--''` (__\_________/___, /< <\ `'-,'(_.-' _< >_.--(.. ) .=;` All things bright and beautiful, `V-'`\/`` All creatures great and small, * * * All things wise and wonderful: * * The Lord God made them all. * .:::.__* -Cecil Frances Alexander * /'::::\ *\_ (` '::|* / \ __ _.,--`-.`_;/.-/ ; /` ,\__ _.-' `. `'._.' /| | ).-' .-'/. ` '._.-._.' / | / .--' .-'` | `. .-' .' | / / , , \`. `-.__..--' _.-' .' , _.==''` \ |\ /| \ '-._ _.-' _.' .'( _.=' | \/ /._, \_ '--._.-'` _.' { `` _.=' | / ' ;--._, '._ \ _.-' { \` ; / \ / ' ) '-._\_.-'` _,_ `. `'=..' .=' ) /\ /, / _, /' '\ ,_ `=._ .=' / |/)|/(_ ((') \u u .-""._) \ '-`\\`__ | / -._\ /'--) | ':`----./.-. | jgs `-._} {_} |_ \ | _.' _/, ``'""-`\ `.__.' `""{_} /_ / |`= `" `-.( ,__/. `""""`"` '^' ="`-` `"` -=[ Animals Paying Homage to Baby Jesus ]=- 12/97 , , /\\ / \ | )|-""-, , \ /' \ ,_ , .'<_ / |"""-, _> `'-,'(_.-' _< , | ' '/::. `\ >_.--(.. ) .=;` / \_...._ .' _ ._o)`'` / V-'`\/`` { .' `'-....-' ; `"--'.--.=; * * * `/ / ::' / C ..\ * * | {;;}| :: | \ _.) * .:::.__* | , {;;;} \ ':| / \ * /'::::\ *\_ \ \ {;;} '-, \./ \)\) (` '::|* / \ .-' _.'.,____, _/`| `-| );/ _.,--`-.`_;/.-/ ; \ \` \ ( ( /` ,\|_ '--'_:-' `. `'._.' /| \ \ \ \ | ).-' .-'/. ` '._.-._.' / | jgs \ \ \ \ / .--'\ \ .-'` | `. .-' .' | \ \ \ \ / / \,\ \ \ \`. `-.__..--' _.-' .' , `#;==''` \ |\ /|# \ '-._ _.-' _.' .'( _.=' | \/ /._, \_ '--._.-'` _.' { `` _.=' | / ' ;--._, '._ \ _.-' { \` ; / \ / ' ) '-._\_.-'` _,_ `. `'=..' .=' ) /\ /, / _, /' '\ ,_ `=._ .=' / |/)|/(_ ((') \u u .-""._) \ '-`\\`__ | / -._\ /'--) | ':`----./.-. | `-._} {_} |_ \ | _.' _/, ``'""-`\ `.__.' `""{_} /_ / |`= `" `-.( ,__/. `""""`"` '^' ="`-` `"` -=[ baby Jesus ]=- 12/97 * * * * * * .===.""* * /'::::\ *\_ (` '::|* / \ _.,--`-.`_;/.-/ ;| _.-'; \ _`'._.' / | .-'/. ` '._(_\_.' / | .-'` | `. .-' .' / \`. `-.__..--' _.-' .' \ '-._ _.-' _.' \_ '--._.-'` _.' 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(___.-' _, (_(_.-' ` jgs (__)__,-"``'----- _____________ ....-''``'._ _________) ,_ '-.___) `'-._)_) jgs -----'``"-,__(__) -=[ finger pointing- reminder ]=- 5/97 ."". _ | | _ (` ':():' `) '-'|/\|`-' / \ /| |)-.--._ ( | / _| | `| )| (/` ) | | / | /) /'--:__/ ( |/ / | ( ' \ | \ `. / jgs | | -=[ finger pointing- #1 ]=- 5/97 ."". | | | | | | | |--.--._ | | _| | `| | /` ) | | | / /'--:__/ |/ / | ( ' \ | \ `. / | | jgs | | -=[ two fingers up ]=- .--. .""; | | | | | | | | | | | | |--._ | | _| | `| | /` ) | | | / /'--:__/ |/ / | ( ' \ | \ `. / | | jgs | | -=[ "Peace" ]=- 8/97 ."". ."", | | / / | | / / | | / / | |/ .--._ | _| | `| | /` ) | | | / /'--:__/ |/ / | ( ' \ | \ `. / | | jgs | | ."". ."", | | / / | | / / | | / / | |/ ;-._ } ` _/ / ; | /` ) / / | / /_/\_/\ |/ / | ( ' \ '- | \ `. / | | jgs | | -=[ three fingers up ]=- 8/97 .--. .''; |.-. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_ | | _| / `, } /``) / / |`/ /:__/ \ |/ / | ( '\ | \ `. / | | jgs | | -=[ "Hang Loose" or "shaka" in Hawaiian ]=- 4/97 _ _ ,-. / ) ( `. // /-._/ / `\ \ /(_/ / / / ; `-` (_/ / / | (_/ / \ / ) /` jgs / /` -=[ "I love you" ]=- 4/97 _ / ) / / _ _ / / / ) ( `. / /-. / / `\ \ / // /`/ / ; `-` (_/ / / | (_/ / \ / ) /` jgs / /` -=[ I love you - American Sign Language ]=- 11/00 .-. / \ | | ;-=-; | | .'`\ | _ | / | |'-'| .-. /'. / | | .-. / \ / / | |/ \| | /`=./ ; _.'| ||-=-|/ / |` |-=-|| |`'.; .-""-. | | ||.-.| | /___ `\ ;`'-.;.-.;|| || | '---; '._/-._ || ||\\_//"-./ `\ ; `\\_// `"` \ \ . `"`,`''--.. | \ : `\ `\' , | \ . | '. . ; `\ _. / jgs |`-; __ _ ..-'| | | | | | | _ / \ | | _ | |_ _ / | _ | / \ \/ / \`\| | | | / \ \`\_/_/-| \ ' | \ .` / jgs | | _ / \ | | _ | |_ _ / | __ |-/ \ \/ / /_ `\|_| | | / `\ ` \_/_/-| \ ' | \ .` / jgs | | -=[ "live long and prosper" ]=- 11/00 _ .-T | _ | | | / | | | | / /`| _ | | |/ / / \`\| '.' / / \ \`-. '--| \ ' | \ .` / jgs | | -=[ the "bird" ]=- 6/97 .-. |-| | | _.-|=|-. / | | | | | |\ | / \ /` jgs | | -=[ hand waving ]=- 6/98 _ _ / | / \ | | /\ \ \| |/ / \ Y | /___ .-.) '. `__/ (.-. / / | ' | |___| [_____] jgs | | -=[ person drowning ]=- tweak 6/00 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::_::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::/ |:::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::/ \ | | /\::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::\ \| |/ /::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::\ Y | /___::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::.-.) '. `__/::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::(.-. / /:::::::::::::::::::::::: ~^~_-~^^-^~^_~^_^-~^~^-~| ' |~^~_-~^_^-^~^_~^_^-~^~^-~ ~^-_~^-~^_~^-~^_~^-_ _^,|___| ,~_ _~^-_~^-~^_~^-~^_~^- ~^-~^~-_~^__.===~'`__..[_____]-..__`'~===.__~^-~^~-_~^ ~_~^_.=~~' ~_.==~-.-~| |~=.-~==._~^-^'~~=._~_~^ ~-:`-~^-~^_~^:-~^~-_~-.`-===-'_.=~-_~^-_:~^-~^-_~`;-~ ~-'._~^-~^-_^~=._~-~_~-'~~'~`_^-~_^_.=~-~^-_~^-_.'^- _~^-~^~=._~^-~^_-^~~==..,~_^_,..==~~-_~^-~^-_.=~_~^-~^ _-~^-~^_~^`~==.__-~^_~^-_~^-_~^-_~^-~__.==~`_-~^-~^_~^ -~_~^~-~^-~^~_~^~`~~~==,,....,,==~~~`-~_~^~-~^-~^~_~^~ ~jgs^-~^-_~^~^_-^~^-~^~-_~^-~^-~^_~^~-~^~-~^-~^-~^-~^ ~^~^-~^-~^_~^~-^~_~^-^~^~^-~^-~^~^~-^~-~^-~^~~-^~-^~^ -=[ palm of hand ]=- 9/98 _.-._ | | | |_ | | | | | | | | | | _ | '-._ | \`\`-.'-._; \ ' | \ .` / jgs | | -=[ hands ]=- tweak 2/01 _.-._ _.-._ _| | | | | | | |_ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _.-' | _ _ | '-._ | ;_.-'.-'/`/ \`\`-.'-._; | ' / \ ' | \ '. / \ .` / | | jgs | | -=[ more hands ]=- 9/98 ____ .'` __/_______ ---' -'` ______) _______) _______) jgs -----..___________) -=[ arm ]=- tweak 6/00 ____ --.__ .'` __/_______ `''------' -'` ______) _______) _______) ..--- jgs -----..___________) -=[ hands holding card ]=- 4/99 -- .-"^`\ /`^"-. .' ___\ /___ `. / /.---. .---.\ \ | // '-. ___________________________ .-' \\ | | ;| \/--------------------------// |; | \ || |\_) joan stark (_/| || / \ | \ . \ ; | spunk1111@juno.com || ; / . / | / '\_\ \\ \ \ \ | ||/ / / // /_/' \\ \ \ \| ASCII Art Gallery |/ / / // jgs `'-\_\_\ http://www.ascii-art.com /_/_/-'` '--------------------------' -=[ praying ]=- 9/98 _.-._ /| | | |_ || | | | | _ || | | | | \\`|| ` | \\ \ ; \\ | \\ / jgs | | | | | | _.-._ /| | | |_ || | | | | _ || | | | | \\`|| ` | \\ \ ; \\ | \\ / jgs / \ \ / \ \ -=[ hand w/torch ]=- 9/98 ( .) ) `(,' (, ). (, (' ( ) ; ' ) ')_,_)_(` [_____] \_ _/ |_|_ __.-'(__ ) '-. \___ ) _.\_)__ ) _ (__ ) jgs `'-\_/' _o8888888o_ .o888' '888o. .o88' ( '88o. ,88' .) ) '88, ,88' `(,' (, '88, ,88' ). (, (' '88, 88' ( ) ; ' ) '88 88 ')_,_)_(` 88 88 [_____] 88 88 \_ _/ 88 88 |_|_ 88 88, __.-'(__ ) ,88 '88, '-. \___ ) ,88' '88, _.\_)__ ) ,88' '88o, _ (__ ) ,o88' '88o, `'-\_/' ,o88' '888o,_ _,o888' '8JGS88888' _o8888888o_ .o888' ... '888o. .o88' :::;(;::: '88o. ,88' .::;.) );:::. '88, ,88' :::;`(,' (,;::: '88, ,88' :::;;). (, (';::: '88, 88' :::;( ) ; ' );;:: '88 88 '::;')_,_)_(`;::' 88 88 '::[_____]::' 88 88 \_ _/ 88 88 |#|_ 88 88, __.-'(__ ) ,88 '88, '-. \___ ) ,88' '88, _.\_)__ ) ,88' '88o, _ (__ ) ,o88' '88o, `'-\#/' ,o88' '888o,_ _,o888' '8JGS88888' -=[ finger picking nose ]=- 9/00 | | | | / \ ( __ __ ) '--'-; ; | | _ | | __ /` ``""-;_ | \ '.;------. `\ | | __.. | | \.-'' _ | | | ,-'-, | | \__.-' | \ '. / \ \ / '. | jgs ) | -=[ thumbs ]=- 7/98 _ \`\ |= | /- ;.---. _ __.' (____) ` (_____) _' ._ .' (____) ` (___) jgs --`'------'` _,....._ (___ `'-.__ (____ (____ (____ ___ `) .-'` / .' jgs | =| \_\ -=[ group hug ]=- 6/97 ______________________________ .-' G R O U P H U G '-. .' ________________________ '. / .-'(")/6 6\(") /o o\("/6 6\'-. \ / /o o\(") =_//a a\_=_/_(")-_/a a\ \ | /\ -/o o\"/ )\_^_/(")( \/o o\_-_/\ | | \(")\ - // /___/o o\__\ \ = /(")"/ | \ '------' ____) -(____ '------' / \ _____)(____ / jgs\ ____) (____ / `'---------.____) (____.---------'` -=[ "this big" ]=- tweak 9/00 .-' '-. .' _ _ '. / .-' '-. \ / / _ _ \ \ | / / ) ( \ \ | | \ / /___ ___\ \ / | \ '------' ____) (____ '------' / \ _____) (____ / jgs\ ____) (____ / `'---------.____) (____.---------'` -=[ footprints ]=- 1/97 oOOO() / _) | ( \__) ()OOOo (_ \ ) | oOOO() (__/ / _) | ( \__) ()OOOo (_ \ ) | oOOO() (__/ / _) | ( \__) ()OOOo (_ \ ) | oOOO() (__/ / _) | ( \__) ()OOOo (_ \ ) | jgs (__/ oOOO() ()OOOo / _) (_ \ | ( ) | \__) (__/ -=[ toe tag / feet ]=- 7/00 _...._ .-"` `"-. /.ooO() ()O00.\ |/ ) ( \| |\ _/ \_ /|`\________ \ \ \ / / / |ROSCOE| .--'-\__)--(__/-'--.'------' jgs | | -=[ shoe prints ]=- 9/99 _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ (_|_ '. (_|_ '. (_|_ '. (_|_ '. '-' '-' '-' '-' _ _.-. _ _.-. _ _.-. _ _.-. jgs (_|__.' (_|__.' (_|__.' (_|__.' _ .---. _ .---. _ .---. (_(-.__.' (_(-.__.' (_(-.__.' _ __ _ __ _ __ jgs (_(-' '. (_(-' '. (_(-' '. '---' '---' '---' _ .---. (_/-.__.' _ __ (_\-' '. `---' -=[ leg ]=- 7/97 \ jgs .\ ,=" \ ,="\ \ \ \ \ ) \ \ | \ \ \ `-. \ ) \ (_ \ `-. \ `-` ** lips ** 10/96 .. .. .' ` `. .'_.-...-._`. `. .' jgs `-...-' -=[ lips ? ]=- 5/99 _ _ .' `"` '. /_ _\ \ `--`--` / jgs '.__.__.' -=[ teeth ]=- 9/98 /\ /\ | ` | / \ jgs \_,--./ `"""` _ ___ / `--'\ \ / | , | jgs \/`\/ -=[ tooth ]=- 3/00 .----. .----. / ^ \ | '---' '---' | \ / \ / \ / ) , ( / / \ \ ( / \ ) '--' '--' -=[ smiley faces ]=- 1/97 .-""""""-. .' '. / O O \ : : | | goofy : ', ,' : \ '-.____.-' / '. U .' jgs '-......-' .-""""""-. .' '. / O O \ : : | | happy : ', ,' : \ '-......-' / '. .' jgs '-......-' .-""""""-. .' '. / O O \ : ` : | | sad : .------. : \ ' ' / '. .' jgs '-......-' .-""""""-. .' '. / O -=- \ : : | | winking : ', ,' : \ '-......-' / '. .' jgs '-......-' .-""""""-. .' \\ // '. / O O \ : : | | angry : __ : \ .-"` `"-. / '. .' jgs '-......-' .-""""""-. .((( ))). / (O) (O) \ : : | @ @ | girl smiley : _.-..-._ : \ '-..-' / '. .' jgs '-......-' .oOOOOOOo. oO' 'Oo O' O O 'O O O O O O Oo, ,oO O O. 'OOOOOOOO' .O Yb. .dP jgs 'YOOOOOOP' -=[ smiley faces ]=- 5/97 _.-'''''-._ .' _ _ '. / (_) (_) \ | , , | | \`. .`/ | \ '.`'""'"`.' / '. `'---'` .' jgs '-._____.-' _.-'''''-._ .' _ _ '. / (o) (o) \ | | | \ / | \ '. .' / '. `'---'` .' jgs '-._____.-' -=[ smiley ]=- tweak 3/01 _____ .' '. / o o \ ; ; ; \ / ; \ '---' / jgs '._____.' -=[ smiley faces-- "you are unique" ]=- 6/97 |\ | | ||\ \ /(_~ |~)|_~|\/||_~|\/||~)|_~|~) |~\|_|/\||~\ | ,_) |~\|__| ||__| ||_)|__|~\ \ //~\| | |\ |~)|_~ | ||\ ||/~\| ||_~ | \_/\_/ |~\|~\|__ \_/| \||\_X\_/|__ (J U S T L I K E E V E R Y O N E E L S E) _____ _____ _____ _____ .' '. .' '. .' '. .' '. / o o \ / o o \ / o o \ / o o \ | | | | | | | | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | \ '---' / \ '---' / \ '---' / \ '---' / jgs '._____.' '._____.' '._____.' '._____.' _____ _____ _____ _____ .' '. .' '. .' '. .' '. / o o \ / o o \ / o o \ / o o \ | | | | | | | | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | \ '---' / \ '---' / \ '---' / \ '---' / '._____.' '._____.' '._____.' '._____.' _____ _____ _____ _____ .' '. .' '. .' '. .' '. / o o \ / o o \ / o o \ / o o \ | | | | | | | | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | \ '---' / \ '---' / \ '---' / \ '---' / '._____.' '._____.' '._____.' '._____.' _____ _____ _____ _____ .' '. .' '. .' '. .' '. / o o \ / o o \ / o o \ / o o \ | | | | | | | | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | \ '---' / \ '---' / \ '---' / \ '---' / '._____.' '._____.' '._____.' '._____.' _____ _____ _____ _____ .' '. .' '. .' '. .' '. / o o \ / o o \ / o o \ / o o \ | | | | | | | | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | \ '---' / \ '---' / \ '---' / \ '---' / '._____.' '._____.' '._____.' '._____.' -=[ smiley from "The Hitchiker ]=- 8/97 , ; , .-'"""'-. , ; , \\|/ .' '. \|// \-;-/ () () \-;-/ // ; ; \\ //__; :. .; ;__\\ `-----\'.'-.....-'.'/-----' '.'.-.-,_.'.' jgs '( (..-' '-' -=[ frown face ]=- 11/98 _,,,,,,,_ ,88888888888, ,888' `888, 888' 0 0 `888 888 0 888 888 888 888 ,000, 888 888, 0 0 ,888 '888, ,888' '8JGS8888888' ```````` -=[ tiny skull and crossbones ]=- 1/97 .-. (0.0) '=.|m|.=' jgs .='`"``=. -=[ skull ]=- 9/98 .---. / \ |(\ /)| (_ o _) |===| jgs '-.-' -=[ skull and crossbones ]=- 6/98 .-"""""-. / \ .-. | _ _ | .-. (_. '._ | |_\ /_| | _.' ._) '-._'-.(_ A _).-'_.-' '-._| _____ |_.-' jgs _.-'_\`"""""`/_'-._ .-.-'_.-' `-----' '-._'-.-. (,_.'` `'._,) -=[ skull and crossbones ]=- 3/99 .---. / \ \() ()/ {'-.) A (.-'} '-.\uuu/.-' .'.'^'.'. jgs {.' '.} -=[ skull ]=- 1/97 ______ .-" "-. / \ | | |, .-. .-. ,| | )(__/ \__)( | |/ /\ \| (_ ^^ _) \__|IIIIII|__/ | \IIIIII/ | \ / jgs `--------` -=[ skull ]=- 6/97 .-""-. / _ _ \ |(_)(_)| (_ /\ _) L====J jgs '-..-' \\// || _.=||=._ /| || |\ || || -=[ skull ]=- 6/97 .-""-. / _ _ \ |(_)(_)| (_ /\ _) L====J jgs '-..-' -=[ skulls (line-style) ]=- 6/97 _______ .-" "-. / \ / \ | .--. .--. | | )/ | | \( | |/ \__/ \__/ \| / /^\ \ \__ '=' __/ |\ /| |\'"VUUUV"'/| jgs \ `"""""""` / `-._____.-' .-. .-. .--' / \ '--. '--. \ _______ / .--' \ \ .-" "-. / / \ \ / \ / / \ / \ / \| .--. .--. |/ | )/ | | \( | |/ \__/ \__/ \| / /^\ \ \__ '=' __/ |\ /| |\'"VUUUV"'/| \ `"""""""` / `-._____.-' jgs / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ ,-' ( ) `-, `-'._) (_.'-` -=[ skulls (solid-style) ]=- 6/977 .ooooo. .o8P"""""Y8o. 88' '88 8' '8 8 ,o. .o, 8 8 8 888; :888 8 8 8P '88' '88' Y8 P 8 'Y b 888 d `8b d8` 88'"88888"'88 8 `"""""""` 8 jgs `8ooooooo8` . . ..###' '###,. '####; .ooooo. ;####' '##, .o8P"""""Y8o. ,##' '##, 88' '88 ,##' '##8' '8##' '#8 ,o. .o, 8#' 8 8 888; :888 8 8 8P '88' '88' Y8 P 8 'Y b 888 d `8b d8` 88'"88888"'88 8 `"""""""` 8 `8ooooooo8` ,##' '##, ,##' '##, jgs ,##' '##, .#####, ,#####. `##' '##` -=[ skull ]=- 8/97 _.--"""""--._ .' '. / \ ; ; | | | | ; ; \ (`'--, ,--'`) / ) )(')/ _ \(')( ( (_ `""` / \ `""` _) \`"-, / \ ,-"`/ `\ / `"`"` \ /` | _. ; ; ._ | |\ '-'-'-' /| | | _ _ _ | | \ '.;_;.' / \ / jgs ',___,' q___p q___p q___p -=[ laughing skull ]=- 11/97 _________ .-' '-. .' '. / \ / \ | | | .-. .-. | | ; / | | \ ; | ; | \__/ \__/ | ; _\| /^\ |/_ / / \ \ \____ "`^`" ____/ |`\___________/`| | )\_|_|_|_/( | jgs | \ ___ / | \ '.|_|_|.' / '. .' `"""""""""` -=[ skull w/rose ]=- 1/97 ______ .-" "-. / \ | | |, .-. .-. ,| /\ | )(__/ \__)( | _ \/ |/ /\ \| \_\/ (_ ^^ _) .-==/~\ ___/_,__,_\__|IIIIII|__/__)/ /{~}} ---,---,---|-\IIIIII/-|---,\'-' {{~} \ / '-==\}/ jgs `--------` -=[ skull & crossbones ]=- 1/97 ______ .-" "-. / \ _ | | _ ( \ |, .-. .-. ,| / ) > "=._ | )(__/ \__)( | _.=" < (_/"=._"=._ |/ /\ \| _.="_.="\_) "=._ (_ ^^ _)"_.=" "=\__|IIIIII|__/=" _.="| \IIIIII/ |"=._ _ _.="_.="\ /"=._"=._ _ ( \_.="_.=" `--------` "=._"=._/ ) > _.=" "=._ < (_/ jgs \_) -=[ Pirate flag of Henry Avery ]=- 10/97 In the 1600s, the skull and crossbones were commonly used to represent death, and it was adopted by pirates toward the end of the century. However, the skull and crossbones was not a standard pirate emblem; every pirate had his own particular Jolly Roger design. _.--""""''-. .-' '. .' '. / . ) | _ ( | . / \ \ \ . . \_/ | \ .--' . ' / \ / .'____ _ /, '/ (\ `)\ | ||\__|| |;-.-.-,-,| \\___//| \--'-'-'-'| jgs '---' \ | .--. '---------.__) .-. .' \ / '. ( '. _.' ) '---. '. _.-' .--' `. `-._ _.-' _.-'` `-._ '-.,-' _.-' `-._ `'.-' _.-'` `;. '-._ .--.-'` _.-'` `'-._ `'-.--. ( .' '. ) `, _.' '._ ,' `` `` -=[ Jolly Roger ]=- 1/97 ___ \_/ |._ |'."-._.-""--.-"-.__.-'/ | \ .-. ( | | (@.@) ) | | '=.|m|.=' / jgs | / .='`"``=. / |.' ( |.-"-.__.-""-.__.-"-.) | | | -=[ Jolly Roger ]=- 1/97 .=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-. | ______ | | .-" "-. | | / \ | | _ | | _ | | ( \ |, .-. .-. ,| / ) | | > "=._ | )(__/ \__)( | _.=" < | | (_/"=._"=._ |/ /\ \| _.="_.="\_) | | "=._"(_ ^^ _)"_.=" | | "=\__|IIIIII|__/=" | | _.="| \IIIIII/ |"=._ | | _ _.="_.="\ /"=._"=._ _ | | ( \_.="_.=" `--------` "=._"=._/ ) | | > _.=" "=._ < | | (_/ jgs \_) | | | '-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=' -=[ skull with sword ]=- 2/97 ______ .-" "-. / \ | | |, .-. .-. ,| | )(_o/ \o_)( | |/ /\ \| (@_ (_ ^^ _) _ ) \_______\__|IIIIII|__/__________________________ (_)@8@8{}<________|-\IIIIII/-|___________________________> )_/ \ / (@ `--------` -=[ funny bones ]=- 2/97 _ .-. ( `. .' ) `. ` /' | | | | _|66 | (__, | L_,)| | | ,_/ | | | | | / '. ( , ) jgs '-' '--' .-. _ ( `. .' ) `\ ` .' | | | | | 66|_ | ,__) |(,_| | | | \_, | | | | .' \ ( , ) jgs '--' '-' .-. .-. .-. .-. ( Y ) ( Y ) `| |` `| |` | 00|_ _|00 | | ,__) (__, | |,_| L_,| || || | \_, ,_/ | | | | | | | | | (` A `) (` A `) jgs '-' '-' '-' '-' _ ,. ( ` ) | | | "|_ | ,__) |)-' | \, | | jgs (_, ) `" -=[ long bone ]=- 3/97 _ _ (_'----------------------------------'_) jgs (_.==================================._) >> skeleton << 10/96 _.---._ .' `. :) (: \ (@) (@) / \ A / ) ( \"""""/ `._.' .=. .---._.-.=.-._.---. / ':-(_.-: :-._)-:` \ / /' (__.-: :-.__) `\ \ / / (___.-` '-.___) \ \ / / (___.-'^`-.___) \ \ / / (___.-'=`-.___) \ \ / / (____.'=`.____) \ \ / / (___.'=`.___) \ \ (_.; `---'.=.`---' ;._) ;|| __ _.=._ __ ||; ;|| ( `.-.=.-.' ) ||; ;|| \ `.=.' / ||; ;|| \ .=. / ||; ;|| .-`.`-._.-'.'-. ||; .:::\ ( ,): O O :(, ) /:::. |||| ` / /'`--'--'`\ \ ' |||| '''' / / \ \ '''' / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ /.' `.\ (_)' `(_) \\. .// \\. .// \\. .// \\. .// \\. .// \\. .// jgs \\. .// ///) (\\\ ,///' `\\\, ///' `\\\ ""' '"" -=[ skeletons ]=- 6/98 .-"```"-. / \ | _ _ | | (_\ /_) | (_ A _) | _____ | \`"""""`/ '-.-.-' _:=:_ .-""""`_'='_`""""-. (`,-- -`\ /`- --,`) / //`-_--| |--_-`\\ \ / /(_-_ _| |_ _-_)\ \ / / (_- __ \ / __ -_) \ \ / / (_ -_ - ^ - _- _) \ \ / / (_- _ /=\ _ - _) \ \ / / (_ -.':=:'. -_) \ \ (`;` (_-' :=: '-_) `;`) \\. jgs __ :=: __ .// \\\ .' `':=:'` '. /// \\\ | .--. = .--. | /// \\\ | ( / = \ ) | /// \\` \ _`' \=/ '`_ / `// ;`) ( ;_/`v`\_; ) (`; |||\ | | | | /||| |\\ | | | | //| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | (._) (_.) ||, ,|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||' '|| ///) (\\\ .///` `\\\. `//` `\\` .-"```"-. / \ | _ _ | | (_\ /_) | (_ A _) | _____ | \`"""""`/ '-.-.-' _:=:_ \\| .-""""`_'='_`""""-. \/// (`,-- -`\ /`- --,`) (`/ / //`-_--| |--_-`\\ \ .// / /(_-_ _| |_ _-_)\ \ /// / / (_- __ \ / __ -_) \ \ /// / / (_ -_ - ^ - _- _) \ \ /// / / (_- _ /=\ _ - _) \ \ '// / / (_ -.':=:'. -_) \ \// (`;` (_-' :=: '-_) (_,' \\. jgs __ :=: __ \\\ .' `':=:'` '. \\\ | .--. = .--. | \\\ | ( / = \ ) | \\` \ _`' \=/ '`_ / ;`) ( ;_/`v`\_; ) |||\ | | | | |\\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | (._) (_.) ||, ,|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||' '|| ///) (\\\ .///` `\\\. `//` `\\` -=[ skeletons ]=- 10/98 .-. (e.e) (m) .-="=-. W // =T= \\,/ () ==|== () \ =V= M(oVo) // \\ // \\ () () \\ || jgs \' '| ==" "== .-. _)/ (0,0) .\ (u) () .-. _\) .-="=-.// (o,o) \,//==\=== (e) () ===== .-. .-="=-. \(_ .-. _____ =,= (a.a) //==I==\\,/ (d.b) ()--___(0V0) (/_ (=) () ="= () (u) ||()----' \, ___.="==-._ \`(0V0) .-="-. |' \\ ()---` ==\==\\ /|) ||\\ //==/=\\ ==" \' ="= () || \\ ==. () ==== ()_/_ ==" ____(0V0) \` jgs () () \, `\"= ` ()---` // (|\ // // \\ ___(0);` \)/ .-. || // '/ '/ ()---' \\ /,(o,o) |' () "== "== \\ () (w) ==" \\ () /_ ___ \\,=", \` .-. // '-()-() =/=\\ ==" (o.o) '/ //\\|| ==== () .-. \(_ (n) "== /` \\| ="= `| (-.-) ,/ .-="=-. \) ==" `(0V0) '-- (-) () // =T= \\,/ joan stark .-="=.// () ==|== () mailto:spunk1111@juno.com //==I==` \ ="= ASCII ART GALLERY _\__() === /)(0V0) http://www.ascii-art.com/ \) .-. -' ` (0V0) // \\ //(e.e) // // // \\ .-. \) () (=) // // () () (o.o) ,| \\.="=. () () \\ || (m) () () ==/==\\ \\ \\ jgs \' '| ="=// //\\ === () \` \` ==" "== //=T= () /` \(0V0) _/ ==" ==" _\` === //\\ ==" || (|\ ,== (/_ .-. /\ (0V0) `\ || .\ \, (o.o) \\ "== () /_____ \\ () (=) () ==. .== \\ ` '--() () \\.="=-. (|/ // /, ,/ \` \\ || ==|==\\,/ '/ // // ==" \\|| \)/ === () "== () () .-. (0A0) ,/ =.= \\ // (a,a) ="= () (0V0)____ \\ // (o) ==\= // \\ ----()\ (0A0) \(/ .-="=. .===' \\ `\ =,= \,//==/=\\ // (w) () "== ===== () ==== () () (o'o) // .==I==. ="= |' `\ '-' '/ // (=) \\ ____(0V0)/|\ /|) "== () (d'b) () ()----`// \` '-' `/ \\ // /|\ /\\ \` () ==" \\ \` ==" -=[ skulls ]=- 10/98 ( ( ) ) ( ) ( ) ) .---. ) ( .-""-. ( ( / \ ( .-""-. ( ) / _ _ \ ) ) |() ()| / _ _ \ ) |(_\/_)| .---. ( (_ 0 _) |(_)(_)| ( .---. (_ /\ _) / \ .-""-. |xxx| (_ /\ _) / \ |v==v| |<\ />| / _ _ \ '---' |wwww| |(\ /)|( '-..-' (_ A _) |/_)(_\| '-..-' (_ o _) ) .---. |===| (_ /\ _) |===| ( / \ '---' |mmmm| jgs '---' |{\ /}| '-..-' (_ V _) |"""| '---' .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/98nov.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/98nov.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. __ ` \\ NOVEMBER /\-/\ /\=/\-""-.// 1998 = 'Y' =(\ = 'Y' = , \ ASCII ART _/'-^-'\_)) '-u-' /( / UPDATE \\ \ / //` /;_,) |\\ \ jgs (_(_|_)_) (_/ (_/ (_(_/ """ """ "" "" "" "" .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. CHARACTERS: -=[ Cleveland Indian ]=- 10/98 , /|\ /./| _____ /\/-; .'_/__.`\/./ /\--/\--._\< // \ / \ `\\_ _//_0 /__0\ /,\ ( .-.(__, _`_ _/ \\ : : :`:'/ | ';:_:_:.'`_.' jgs '-----'` -=[ Rugrats ]=- 10/98 _.-(-)-(---._ _.''` .---. .-'._ .' .--. .--; / ' / \ / \ |. ' | o | | o | _;_ \ / _ \ / /,- '---' _) '--'-. \._' / ) \ -'`;-.________,..-''` \ `'-._ .--.( ( '--. `""""`_/ __/ .---------''` jgs \__(__ _.-(-)-(---._ _.''` .---. .-'._ ( .' .--. .--; ) / ' / O\ / \ (( |. ' | | | | ) _;_ \ / _ \O / ( /,- '---' _) '--'-. ) \._' / ) ((( \ -'`;-.________,..-''`_____))) \ `'-._ .--.____________### '--. `""""`_/ __/ .------|||||| jgs \__(__ ||| " (tweaked by Krogg) SEASONAL: -=[ pumpkin ]=- 10/98 , _))._ /`'---'`\ | <\ /> | | \ ^ / | \ '-'-' / jgs '--'----' -=[ bat for Mo ]=- 10/98 __ _ _ __ _..--"" ."""--._ ( \.---./ ) _.--""". ""--.._ .-'` ' . `'-.'. \/ e e \/ .'.-'` . ' `'-. .'` ' '.\ \ ^ / /.' ' `'. /__ ' . \`\/`-"-`\/`/ ' ' __\ ` '. .' __ . _ \{ }/ _ ' __ '. .' ` '--' '-. . /` \ { } / `\ ' .-' '--' '-' | { } | '-' \ //\ /\\ / jgs '._ // '-' \\ _.' (('. ) .')) \( / `"` -=[ demons ]=- 10/98 , , /( )\ \ \_/ / , /\ , /_ _\ /| || |\ | \> \______/ \|0 0|/ _\/_ _(_ ^ _)_ ( () ) /`\|V"""V|/`\ {} \ \_____/ / () /\ )=( /\ jgs {} / \_/\=/\_/ \ , , , , /\ /\ /( )\ /( /\ )\ _\ \_/ /_ \ \_/ / , /\ , |\_||_/| < \_ _/ > /_ _\ /| || |\ \______/ \|0 0|/ | \> <> \ : ._: 0 :_. : \ '------' _J_ | A |: \\/\_/\// : | _/)_ .'`---`'. \ <\_/> / : :\/\_/\/: : / .'`----`'./.'b d \ _?_._`"`_.'`'-:__:__:__:__:-' /.'<\ /> \: 0 | .'`---`'.`` _/( /\ |:,___A___,|' V===V / /.'a . a \.'`---`'. __(_(__ \' \_____/ /'._____.' |: ___ /.'/\ /\ \ .-'._'-'_.'-:.______.' _?_ \' \_/ |: ^ | .'.' (o\'/o) '.'. .'`"""`'. '._____.'\' 'vvv' / / :_/_: A :_\_: \ / ^.^ \ '.__.__.' | : \'=...='/ : | \ `===` / jgs \ : :'.___.': : / `-------` '-:__:__:__:__:-' -=[ small witches ]=- 10/98 , _/(_ {\\ /;_) =='/ <===<<< jgs \__\ `` , _)\_ //} (_;\ >>>===> \`== jgs /__/ `` _____ .-' , '-. .' _/(_ '. / {\\ ^^ \ | /;_) | | =='/ <===<<< | \ \__\ / '. `` .' jgs '-._____.-' _____ .-' , '-. .' _)\_ '. / ^^ //} \ | (_;\ | | >>>===> \`== | \ /__/ / '. `` .' jgs '-._____.-' -=[ witches in the moon ]=- 10/98 __...---""""""---...__ .:::::. _.-' '-._ .::::::::::::::::' ^^ , '-. . .:::''''::::::::' , _/(_ ^^ '. ':::' .' _/(_ {\\ , '. / {\\ /;_) _/(_ \ / , /;_) =='/ <===<<< {\\ \ / _/(_ =='/ <===<<< \__\ , /;_) \ / {\\ \__\ , `` _/(_=='/ <===<<< \ ; /;-) `` _/(_ {\\ \__\ ; | =='/ <===<<< {\\ /;_) `` | | \__\ /;_) =='/ <===<<< , | | `` , =='/ <===<<< \__\ _/(_ | | _/(_ \__\ , `` {\\ | | {\\ `` _/(_ /;_) | ; /;_) {\\ =='/ <===<<<; \ =='/ <===<<< /;_) \__\ / \ \__\ , =='/ <===<<< `` / \ `` _/(_ \__\ / .::::. \ {\\ `` .:::::::.::::::::.. '. ^^ /;_) .::::.. :::::::::::::''::::::' '. =='/ <===<<< .:::::::::.::::::::::::' `'` '-._ \__\ .:' `'::::::::::::' '-.__ `` __.-''jgs:' `"""---....---"""` -=[ skeletons ]=- 10/98 .-. (e.e) (m) .-="=-. W // =T= \\,/ () ==|== () \ =V= M(oVo) // \\ // \\ () () \\ || jgs \' '| ==" "== .-. _)/ (0,0) .\ (u) () .-. _\) .-="=-.// (o,o) \,//==\=== (e) () ===== .-. .-="=-. \(_ .-. _____ =,= (a.a) //==I==\\,/ (d.b) ()--___(0V0) (/_ (=) () ="= () (u) ||()----' \, ___.="==-._ \`(0V0) .-="-. |' \\ ()---` ==\==\\ /|) ||\\ //==/=\\ ==" \' ="= () || \\ ==. () ==== ()_/_ ==" ____(0V0) \` jgs () () \, `\"= ` ()---` // (|\ // // \\ ___(0);` \)/ .-. || // '/ '/ ()---' \\ /,(o,o) |' () "== "== \\ () (w) ==" \\ () /_ ___ \\,=", \` .-. // '-()-() =/=\\ ==" (o.o) '/ //\\|| ==== () .-. \(_ (n) "== /` \\| ="= `| (-.-) ,/ .-="=-. \) ==" `(0V0) '-- (-) () // =T= \\,/ joan stark .-="=.// () ==|== () mailto:spunk1111@juno.com //==I==` \ ="= ASCII ART GALLERY _\__() === /)(0V0) http://www.ascii-art.com/ \) .-. -' ` (0V0) // \\ //(e.e) // // // \\ .-. \) () (=) // // () () (o.o) ,| \\.="=. () () \\ || (m) () () ==/==\\ \\ \\ jgs \' '| ="=// //\\ === () \` \` ==" "== //=T= () /` \(0V0) _/ ==" ==" _\` === //\\ ==" || (|\ ,== (/_ .-. /\ (0V0) `\ || .\ \, (o.o) \\ "== () /_____ \\ () (=) () ==. .== \\ ` '--() () \\.="=-. (|/ // /, ,/ \` \\ || ==|==\\,/ '/ // // ==" \\|| \)/ === () "== () () .-. (0A0) ,/ =.= \\ // (a,a) ="= () (0V0)____ \\ // (o) ==\= // \\ ----()\ (0A0) \(/ .-="=. .===' \\ `\ =,= \,//==/=\\ // (w) () "== ===== () ==== () () (o'o) // .==I==. ="= |' `\ '-' '/ // (=) \\ ____(0V0)/|\ /|) "== () (d'b) () ()----`// \` '-' `/ \\ // /|\ /\\ \` () ==" \\ \` ==" -=[ skulls ]=- 10/98 ( ( ) ) ( ) ( ) ) .---. ) ( .-""-. ( ( / \ ( .-""-. ( ) / _ _ \ ) ) |() ()| / _ _ \ ) |(_\/_)| .---. ( (_ 0 _) |(_)(_)| ( .---. (_ /\ _) / \ .-""-. |xxx| (_ /\ _) / \ |v==v| |<\ />| / _ _ \ '---' |wwww| |(\ /)|( '-..-' (_ A _) |/_)(_\| '-..-' (_ o _) ) .---. |===| (_ /\ _) |===| ( / \ '---' |mmmm| jgs '---' |{\ /}| '-..-' (_ V _) |"""| '---' -=[ reapers ]=- 10/98 ,____ |---.\ ___ | ` / .-\ ./=) | |"|_/\/| ; |-;| /_| / \_| |/ \ | / \/\( | | / |` ) | / \ _/ | /--._/ \ | `/|) | / / | | .' | | jgs / \ | (_.-.__.__./ / ____, /.---| ` | ___ (=\. /-. \ |\/\_|"| | |_\ |;-| ; | / \| |_/ \ | )/\/ \ | ( '| \ | | \_ / \ | / \_.--\ \ | (|\` | | \ | | '. | / \ jgs \ \.__.__.-._) -=[ vulture in a dead tree ]=- 10/98 .--. .-, .-..-.__ .'(`.-` \_.-'-./` |\_( "\__ __.>\ '; _;---,._| / __/`'--) /.--. : |/' _.--.<| / | | _..-' `\ /' /` /_/ _/_/ >_.-``-. `Y /' _;---.`|/)))) '` .-''. \|: \.' __, .-'"` .'--._ `-: \/: /' '.\ _|_ /.'`\ :; /' `- `-|-` -` | | | :.; : | .-'~^~`-. |: | .' _ _ `. |:. | | |_) | |_) | :. : | | | \ | | | .jgs. : ; | | -."-/\\\/:::. `\."-._'."-"_\\-| |///."- " -."-.\\"-."//.-".`-."_\\-.".-\\`=.........=`//-". -=[ don't drink and drive ]=- tweaks and flips by Colin Douthwaite: \ ', ,'~^~'~~'~~'^~^~'~~'^~~'~'~~' ,` \ ` , | , ` ' , '"-` _ ," ` , ` <' | ` ` ;^~~~^~~~'~^'^~~^'^~^~^~`. `, |" , ' : ' / `-, | | , | : |\ | " ` | \ | , : | | /~--,__ | ` , | \__,--~' ("-,_ |" ` | `, | / "-,_"-,|, _ , |_/ "-,| \\______/ \ |, | / _\___/ \ | "\ \/\ | \ | \ \, | \ |` ` \__/ _| ),_ | , | :/ \ /-,_"-,_ __ | `, /=,'/ (' `-,_"-,/_ /~=,_ | | __/=/ | \ "-/-,//~=,_~=,_ |` (__ / (' \ \_//_~=,_~=, | , '| \ ) '=,_~=,_~= |` " ` |`\__( ~=,_~ |, ` | " , | _`"-_-"` -\"\/'` , ` `\/ /-"_-"-"_``_-"`_-`"_`-"`_"-` _`"-"`_-"-`\\/\\./,"\ \ `//,\//`-"-_`"--"`_-""_jgs_"-"-- _- -"`"_-"-"`_-`""``'-""`'_"'-"''_"-"-`_`"-"_-"-_"-_`-"- And...an afterthought...it could get really messy if there were two tipsy witches flying the same path but in opposite directions. The highest witch on the right might find the other witch's broom handle very difficult to accommodate and handle...Aaaargh! '. `~~`~`~~^`~~`~^~^`~~`~~`~^~`. .` / `> ' . ' ". _ '-"` . ` ' . | . ' / .' ,'~^~^~^`^~~^`^~`~~~^~~~^; ' ' | .-' \ ` : ` . "|_ | | , | : | \ | " ` | \ | , : | | /~--,__ | ` , | \__,--~' ("-,_ |" ` | `, | / "-,_"-,|, _ , |__/ "-,| \\______/ \ |, | / _\___/ \ /| " \ \/\ || \ / | \ \,|| \ __.--~\ |` ` \__/ || ),_ `~--.__/ | , | :/ \ /-,_"-,_ __ \ | `, /=,'/ (' `-,_"-,/_ /~=,_ \_| | __/=/ | \ "-/-,//~=,_~=,_ / |` (__ / (' \ \_//_~=,_~=, / \\______// \ ) '=,_~=,_~= / ___/_ \ | .| `\__( ~=,_~ / | /\/ /" | _.( | ./ / | __ _.-"_.-\ /|_ \__/ ' '| _.=~\ _\.-"_.-' `) \ \: | . | _.=~_.=~\\.-\-" / `.=\ .' | .=~_.=~_\\_/ / | \=\__ | | =~_.=~_.=` ( `) \ __) '| ~_.=~ )__/'| ' " '| | . " | ' .| '-"_'"-'_"'-_'"-_''_"-"-_"-\ \/' ' . '`\/"/- '"-_-"'_ _-"'__-"'_ -_ --"-"_jgs_""-_'"--"'_-"-'\\/.\\' / //".\,//\//'-"-_'"-"'_'"-"''"-"'_ -"-'_-"_-"-_"-"'_'-"-"_``"-`"_`'""-`''""'-_'"-"-_"'"- '"- _'"- _ (don't miss the "13 Days of Halloween" at bottom of page) -=[ pilgrim bear ]=- 10/98 , _.-'` ', \ .-;`'.,____ \.-'\ _\-` __.-; \_.-'_.-'0 \/ / .'0 __ | /_.' .'o \ / .-. ,;--._\___/--. __./ | .-/ \ ^_> |\ /\ \ / <;/ \ \_/ |___/__\__|` <; | |) \ o ( <; |__.\ |o \ <; \ \ / o _\ <\.)-'`| =====""` \ /\__/__/^\____.-; | | | | | / \____|\____/ |===||===| jgs __/[](_||__l[]_ / || '. \ '-----'-''-'-.__/ -=[ turkey ]=- 10/98 .-. .;;;;. ( ^_> <;<; \;>\ ! <;<; '-.>) \ <;<; <'=. | <;<; '- / <;,\.\--'` jgs `==`== -=[ Santa bear ]=- 10/98 ,;;, ';;;' )`\ .--' ) .--' / .' ( ."`-./_ _ _ _\.-'". | (` `=``_````_``=` `) | `) (0)__(0) (` /` .-( )-. `\ | ( \/ ) | \ '._/\_.' / '-._ `""` _.' jgs /'-. _.;_...-'' | ()` | '-`/\`-./ ((\\ \)\\ )) (/ ANIMALS/BIRDS: -=[ frog ]=- 10/98 _ _ (o`\__/`o) .-' '-. | '' | \__ '.____.' __/ / ;-.____.-; \ | ( / \ ) | / `> <` \ \_\_\ /_/_/ \ \ / / / ;.____.; \ / / \ \ \ \ / / '.\ /.' ) \ / ( /` | | `\ jgs /_ | | _\ /_/-' '-\_\ -=[ elephants ]=- 10/98 _..-. .' `\ __ / a ) \` '-. / _,/ ) \ |= /| `---' |\ | | \ \-.__\ / ` /_/ / / / \ \ | jgs /__|_| |_|__| .-.._ __ /` '. .-' `/ ( a \ / ( \,_ \ /| '---` |\ =| ` \ /__.-/ / | | | / / \ \ \ \_\ jgs |__|_| |_|__\ -=[ mouse ]=- 10/98 .--. (\_/)/ _ \ (o.o) _( |____ jgs .- ".-`----'`"""") '--` -=[ owl ]=- 10/98 ,_ _, (`\`'--""--'`/`) ) `'. .'` ( / .-\ /-. \ | ( 0 \/ 0 ) | | '-'/\'-' | \ /\/\ / ;--' '--; /`.',_.._..,'.`\ / ; ; \ | ; '-'--'-'-' ; | | ,'--.___.--'-, | | . ._ _. . | \ ; ''--'` ; / \/\.`-._._.-'/\/ `;__ __;' jgs ///)```(\\\ (((/ \))) -=[ turkey ]=- 10/98 .-. .;;;;. ( ^_> <;<; \;>\ ! <;<; '-.>) \ <;<; <'=. | <;<; '- / <;,\.\--'` jgs `==`== -=[ vulture ]=- 10/98 .-..-.__ /` |\_( "\__ | / __/`'--) | / | | /_/ _/_/ jgs `|/)))) -=[ owls ]=- 10/98 (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) /0\ /0\ /o\ /o\ /0\ /0\ /O\ /O\ /o\ /o\ /0\ /0\ \__V__/ \__V__/ \__V__/ \__V__/ \__V__/ \__V__/ /|:. .:|\ /|;, ,;|\ /|:. .:|\ /|;, ,;|\ /|;, ,;|\ /|:. .:|\ \\:::::// \\;;;;;// \\:::::// \\;;;;;// \\;;;;;// \\:::::// jgs--`"" ""`---`"" ""`---`"" ""`---`"" ""`---`"" ""`---`"" ""`--- ^~^^~^~^~^~^^~~^^^~^~~^~^~^~^^~~^^^~^~~^~^~^~^^~~^^^~^^~^~^~^^~~^^ -=[ Space Goose ]=- 10/98 _...._ .() '() /: \-""-./ \ /:' / \ \ \ |:' | ^ /'-._| |:' | ,_ ,'_.---;` \:.\ ';` / \:.\ \ / jgs '-:\____\.-' -=[ goofy moose ]=- 10/98 _ _ / \."..-. .-.."./ \ | || || | .-""-. | || || | | \/ \/ './ _ _ \.' \/ \/ | \ _ / \/ \ _ / '----'` \ \0/\0/ / `'----' jgs \ / ) ( | _ _ | \0) (0/ `'--'` -=[ cat with ball ]=- 10/98 .-o=o-. , /=o=o=o=\ .--. _|\|=o=O=o=O=| \ __.' a`\=o=o=o=(`\ / '. a 4/`|.-""'`\ \ ;'`) .---. \ .' / .--' |_.' / .-._) `) _.' / /`-.__.' / jgs `'-.____; /'-.___.-' `"""` .-o=o-. , /=o=o=o=\ .--. _|\|=o=O=o=O=| \ __.' a`\=o=o=o=(`\ / '. a 4/`|.-""'`\ \ ;'`) .---. ) .' / .--' | / / .-._) '\ _.' / /`-;__.' / jgs '--.____.\ /--.___.-' `""` -=[ cat ]=- 10/98 __ ` \\ /\=/\-""-.// = 'Y' = , \ '-^-' /( / /;_,) |\\ \ jgs (_/ (_/ (_(_/ "" "" "" "" __ ` \\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\=/\-""-.// /) = ^I^ = = 'Y' =(\ = 'Y' = , \ ((_ /'-^-'\ _ _/'-^-'\_)) '-u-' /( / `\`\ \ / /`/ \\ \ / //` /;_,) |\\ \ jgs (_\_|_/_) (_(_|_)_) (_/ (_/ (_(_/ """ """ """ """ "" "" "" "" -=[ man walking dog ]=- 10/98 _ (_) .-|-. / | \__ \ | '._ |\ '-._ ,_ | \ ,_'-/_`> / / ( __ ) jgs /_ /_ / > \ > -=[ puppy ]=- 10/98 .--. _/ee/ \ (T_, \_/ , )="`------.)) o| / / \ /__\ (\ |\ \ _/ / \ jgs (_(_/ (__/(_/ .--. _/aa/ \ (T_, \_/ , )="`------.)) o| / / __ .' \ /__\ (\ ((\\_.' |\ \ _/ / \ jgs `"` (_(_/ (__/(_/ .--. / \aa\_ , \_/ ,_Y) ((.------`"=( \ \ |o /) /__\ / / \ \_ / /| jgs \_)\__) \_)_) -=[ apple with worms ]=- 10/98 ___ _/`.-'`. _ _/` . _.' ..:::::.(_) /` _.'_./ .oooooooooo\ \o/.-'__.'o. .---. __ .ooooooooo`._\_|_.'`oooooob/ .-. \ / ") .ooooooooooooooooooooo&&o##/ /b. \ '-' /` _ .--oooooooooooooooooooo&@@@##(_/#ob. '---' ("\ / .-.`\ooooooooooooo.-.ooo&&@#####oob. \ '-' /doo\ \##ooooooooo/ _")ooooo&@@@@ooob '---' dooo\_)##ooooooo/ /oooooooo&@@@oooob dooo####ooooooo/ /oooooooo&@@@ooooob dooooooooooooo( (oooooooo&@@oooooob `dooooooooooooo\ \oooooo###&@ooooo.---. `dooooooooooo##) )#ooo##(_ \oooo/ .-. \ .---.`doooo###oo##(_/##oooo###\ \oo/ / \") _/ .-. \`do/`__)#oo#####ooooooooo'.__.' ` ("_/ \ '-' /###ooooooooooooooooooob' ` '--'doooooooooooooooooooooob' `dojgsooooobodoooooooob' `doooooooob dooooooob' `"""""""' `""""""' -=[ spider ]=- 10/98 / \ \ \ ,, / / '-.`\()/`.-' .--_'( )'_--. / /` /`""`\ `\ \ | | >< | | \ \ / / jgs '.__.' PEOPLE: -=[ mage ]=- 10/98 \'/ -= * =- .-"-. / #,_ / /\_ \ `#|\ / /')'\ \ /#/ ( \ = / )/\/# ) ) ( (/ \ (_.;`"`;._) | / ( \|/ ) | / /\-'^'-/\ | | \| )=@=( \_/ | /\/ \ | /\ \ ; \(// /' | \/ | | / / | ___/\_\ |/ / \ \| / | | | | \ \_|/ \|_/ jgs / \`-'/ \ `-' '-` .-=-. /\____) | / . .\ \( _>| _) __/--""-.__ .-""-. .' ,__._ `''''-._ / /\___) / %% .\ ``''`;--.\ ( ( ' '| ) / / ' _%- | .' \ ) \_=/_ (/_ / \ _\- \ .88, _ \ ( / ` '.__)___\ _\ \_.88888/' \ \ .-, `) ; ,88._..-8\). .,8888888___.;-.;_--. __.' / ( | , 88` .8\ \ ,888888888888 ````` _._) jgs \_| |_'.____ _8'\ \88;---'`.8888_...-`'----'` '........_) | \ _.-'``'-' | ;`"-; \__.'` .-""-. (___/\ \ ( |' ' ) ) __) _\=_/ ( ____(__._ ` \ ) .(/8-.._.88, ; ( / /8. `88., | ) _.`'---.._/ /.8_ ____.'_| |_/ '-'``'-._ / | `-........' jgs `;-"`; | `'.__/ -=[ Lockergnome face ]=- 10/98 _____ .' '. | .__._ | \ ;_____\ / (|| 0|0 ||) |'-(_)-'| \ .___. / jgs '.- .' '-' -=[ man with beer ]=- / .- |/,-'` _.-'''-._ _.;.--._.--.;._ .oOo0Oo./( O / \ O )\ ` _oOoOoO0o '-' '-' ; _//|||||||| (_) | / __)|||||| . . | | __)|||||| `-.___.-' | .-. _ | ___)|||||| \.-./ ; | | / | |~~\\|||||||\ `-` / __| |/ /_ | |`====;__'._ _.'__ (_ _) \ /\"""""/\ `\ `| .'` '----------.`-`\^/`-`. \ |~~| | /~\ |`\ \ | | | |\| | \ `y | jgs | |\| | \ / | |\| | '.__.' |___|\|___| |===\_/===| | | | L | | | | | | | < < | | | | |____|____| .---' / \ / /| | '.______.' | | | | \__/ -=[ drinker w/beers ]=- 10/98 ___ .' '. / 0 \ oOoOo | 0 . | ,==||||| \ __/ _|| ||||| '.___.' _.-'^|| ||||| __/_______.-' '==HHHHH _.-'` / """"" .-' / oOoOo `-._ / ,==||||| '-/._|| ||||| / ^|| ||||| / '==HHHHH /________""""" `\ `\ \ `\ / \ `\/ / / jgs /_____ -=[ woman at bar ]=- 10/98 .======================================. | ___ ___ ___ _ _ _ | | \_/ \_/ \_/ C|||C|||C||| |-| |-| |-| | | _|_ _|_ _|_ ||| ||| ||| |_| |_| |_| | '=====================================,sSSSSs DUFFY'S WATERING HOLE ,sSSS` "> .:. SSSS@ =) \~/ C|||' SSSSS_(_ _Y_ ___|||______________________________SS/ _)_) /.- [____________________________________< \ /\// | ____ ____ ____ ____ | \|==(\_/ | (____) (____) (____) (____) | (/ ; | | | | | | | | | | |____| | | | | | | | | | | \ |\ | | | | | | | | | | ) ) ) | |____| |____| |____| |____| | ( |/ | I====I I====I I====I I====I | /\ | jgs | | | | | | | | | /.(=\ Y\_\ -=[ man on toilet ]=- 10/98 () []_/< \-=\ jgs _)(/_ -=[ punker ]=- | \ | / . \ | / . `-.__|\/_\/|_.-' .__ \ / `./ `- .-'`. !! - ' ` ! __.' _)___( jgs/VK / ____ \ with | / _ \ \ further | |(\o/)| \ meddling | | /_\ | ) by ejm | | | / -=[ man cutting grass ]=- 10/98 .--. /-. \ < ^ `D/ \_ ( )_/;. _ __|_, \\ ,(_I_______)\ //`-----\ \ // \____/\ // / / // _____ / /\ \ .---n-. //'` `\/ / \ \ _____|_"_~_|___// /\ \ \ \ / / \ / \ `\__...--' _\__\ \_/\ \\\\\\\\\\\\'-\__/--===-\__/-'`,,,,,,,,(____\,,,(__/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, \\\jgs\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ RELIGION -=[ Mary ]=- 10/98 * * * * * * ,;;;, * */;;-;;\* /;/ \;\ /);|)-(|;;\ ;;;/ `"` \;(; |(|\_/|\_/|;| |;|_|/^\|_|;| |;;\=:=:=/;)| |:;| : : |;:| |);\ : : /;;| ;;;| _:_ |;(; \;;\ | /;;/ |(;\ /;;| \;;| |;;/ |;| |;| .'`-.-''. jgs / .-. (\ | Q \__)| '-.__ __.-' ``` -=[ praying angels ]=- 10/98 -====- .--._ ( __) .--. ( / -( /.-. \( | _/ / /-'\ \) (\ /\ / /-'/`\(_ ) ) /\/ /_/-'/-' \\ '-' / /_/-'/-' | '.__.' /_/-'/-'/ | /_/-' | \ / \ _.-' \ (` / jgs '----'`'------' -====- .--. .--._ /.-. \ ( __) /-'/.\-\ ( / -( /_/-/.-\ \( | _/ /_/_/ /-'\ \) (\ /\ /_' / /-/ `\(_ ) ) /\/ /_/_/-'/ \\ '-' / /_'/_/-' | '.__.' /_'/_/' / | /_/-' | \ / \ _.-' \ (` / jgs '----'`'------' MYTHOS: -=[ small knight on horseback ]=- 10/98 based on Andreas Freise's pic... | ! +_ _G//\| {_}` (__ ~(_,-'> ` / > > | > \ + > __G//*=. > (af)(/.\| > \/>' (_--. > _=/ b ,^\ > ~~ \)-' ' > / | > ' ' -=[ mermaid ]=- 10/98 _.._ ___.' '. ( (____/`\ \ , ,`\ \(' |')' ) ) / \ /` | / _\= _/ ( |' `-' ^ / ___.-. (_.' ) \ ) \: ^ / ,; |/-'( \ `\ ( '-.:.^< /: ^/ `--`_ ; ) `|:\ | ^ / . (` \,-| |_( |.:/:. `\__.---'`-' '_| \':' ^ /-' / ,' jgs `.^:. ^/ ( \ `'--` '\/ MISC -=[ mug ]=- 10/98 .,,.. .,;;;:;;;, |=======|;, .-|<><><><|;; |C|><><><>|;' '-|<><><><|'. \><><><>/ `"""""` -=[ Tomato soup ]=- 10/98 _______________________________ [_______________________________] |===============================| | __ | |._/_.' _, ,__ ,_ /_ _ / /' | | / _ / / /// / // /(-'/ / /| | | \__)(_(_//(_/_/(_/(__(_(_/_/_ | | / | | C O N D E N S E D | | | | .-"""-. | | /:`:..':\ | |==========|.:::::..:|==========| | \::::::./ | | `-:::-' | | ___ | | | _ ,_ _ _ -|- _ | | | (_)| | |(_| |_(_) | | | |V( )V( )V( S O U P )V( )V( )V| jgs |---------- ----------| '===============================' -=[ lifesaver/donut ]=- 10/98 _..------.._ .' .-""-. '. |\ '----' /| \ `'--------'` / '._ _.' jgs `""""""` -=[ hamburger ]=- _....----"""----...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o o o o \ / o o o o o \ _| o o o o o o |_ / `''-----.................-----''` \ \___________________________________/ \~`-`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~.__.~`-`/ jgs \ / `-._______________________.-' -=[ Windows logo ]=- 10/98 .----------------. | _ | | _.-'|'-._ | | .__.| | | | | |_.-'|'-._| | | '--'| | | | | '--'|_.-'`'-._| | jgs| '--' ` | '----------------' -=[ trousers ]=- 10/98 _____________ [_I_I[L]=_I_I_] / | : \ | /| \ | | | '- | | \ | /^\ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \ | | | | / / -|-| |-|- \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |__|_| |_|__| jgs [____] [____] -=[ underwear ]=- 10/98 _______________ |===============| | /```\ | | / /\ | '--._\ | /_.--' jgs `\__\/` -=[ band-aid ]=- 10/98 ................... /::::::|""""|:::::::\ jgs \::::::|____|:::::::/ `"""""""""""""""""` -=[ medicine ]=- 10/98 _________ {_________} )=======( / \ | _________ | || _ || || |_) || || | \/ || __ || /\ || __ (_|) |'---------'| (_|) jgs`-.........-' -=[ axe ]=- 10/98 _ |_|.-'\ (_I | | |'-./ | | | | | | jgs |_/ -=[ TV set ]=- 10/98 o o | \ | \ | \.|-. 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'.-\| /.-' \\// || || jgs^^/ `\^^ SPORTS -=[ golf putter and hole ]=- 10/98 |H| |H| ||| ||| |V| | | .----=--.-':'-; < /===== /'.'.'.'\ | |====== |.'.'.'.'.|| ___________ \===== \'.'.'.'/ / .o8888888888888o. jgs '--=-=-='-:.:-'-` 88888888888888888 'Y8888888888888P` `"""""""""""` -=[ Cleveland Indian ]=- 10/98 , /|\ /./| _____ /\/-; .'_/__.`\/./ /\--/\--._\< // \ / \ `\\_ _//_0 /__0\ /,\ ( .-.(__, _`_ _/ \\ : : :`:'/ | ';:_:_:.'`_.' jgs '-----'` -=[ boxing gloves ]=- 10/98 ____ _ .' .`'. | | -. : | |_| ,__) : | \___ _.' _ .' `'. | | | |_| | jgs '._____.' TRANSPORTATION: -=[ boats ]=- 10/98 . ,;:'`'::' __|| _____/LLLL\_ \__________"| ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ __T__I___...__7~ ,_ `"|-=||==|==|==| [_`'---...,____|"_||__|__|__|_ | `'---...__PHILOMENA D_______] jgs~^~-~^-^~^'----~^~---~---------~^---'`~^-^~~^-^~^ THE 13 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN: _ _____ ____ __ / |___ / | _ \ __ _ _ _ ___ ___ / _| | | |_ \ | | | |/ _` | | | / __| / _ \| |_ | |___) | | |_| | (_| | |_| \__ \ | (_) | _| |_|____/ |____/ \__,_|\__, |___/ \___/|_| _ _ _ _ |___/ | | | | __ _| | | _____ _____ ___ _ __ | |_| |/ _` | | |/ _ \ \ /\ / / _ \/ _ \ '_ \ | _ | (_| | | | (_) \ V V / __/ __/ | | | |_| |_|\__,_|_|_|\___/ \_/\_/ \___|\___|_| |_| On the first day of Halloween my mailman brought to me -- a vulture in a dead tree .--. .-, .-..-.__ .'(`.-` \_.-'-./` |\_( "\__ __.>\ '; _;---,._| / __/`'--) /.--. : |/' _.--.<| / | | _..-' `\ /' /` /_/ _/_/ >_.-``-. `Y /' _;---.`|/)))) '` .-''. \|: \.' __, .-'"` .'--._ `-: \/: /' '.\ _|_ /.'`\ :; /' `- `-|-` -` | | | :.; : | .-'~^~`-. |: | .' _ _ `. |:. | | |_) | |_) | :. : | | | \ | | | .jgs. : ; | | -."-/\\\/:::. `\."-._'."-"_\\-| |///."- " -."-.\\"-."//.-".`-."_\\-.".-\\`=.........=`//-". On the second day of Halloween my mailman brought to me -- two demented demons , , , , /\ /\ /( )\ /( /\ )\ _\ \_/ /_ \ \_/ / , /\ , |\_||_/| < \_ _/ > /_ _\ /| || |\ \______/ \|0 0|/ | \> | / _ _ \ '---' |wwww| |(\ /)|( '-..-' (_ A _) |/_)(_\| '-..-' (_ o _) ) .---. |===| (_ /\ _) |===| ( / \ '---' |mmmm| jgs '---' |{\ /}| '-..-' (_ V _) |"""| '---' On the eighth day of Halloween, my mailman brought to me -- eight bats a-flying =/\ /\= / \'._ (\_/) _.'/ \ (_ _) / .''._'--(o.o)--'_.''. \ /\ /\ /.' _/ |`'=/ " \='`| \_ `.\ / \'._ (\_/) _.'/ \ /` .' `\;-,'\___/',-;/` '. '\ /_.''._'--('.')--'_.''._\ /.-' jgs `\(-V-)/` `-.\ | \_ / `;=/ " \=;` \ _/ | " " \/ `\__|`\___/`|__/` \/ (,_ ,_, _,) ` \(/|\)/ ` /|\`-._( )_.-'/|\ " ` " / | \`'-/ \-'`/ | \ _ ,_, _ / |_.'-.\ /.-'._| \ / `'=) (='` \ /_.-' " `-._\ /.-.-.\ /.-.-.\ /\ /\ ` " ` / \'._ (\_/) _.'/ \ =/\ /\= /_.''._'--('.')--'_.''._\ / \'._ (\_/) _.'/ \ | \_ / `;=/ " \=;` \ _/ | / .''._'--(e.e)--'_.''. \ \/ `\__|`\___/`|__/` \/ /.' _/ |`'=/ " \='`| \_ `.\ ` \(/|\)/ ` /` .' `\;-,'\___/',-;/` '. '\ " ` " /.-' `\(/V\)/` `-.\ , ,_, , ` " " ` / `'=) (='` \ (,_ ,_, _,) /.-.-.\ /.-.-.\ /|\`-._( )_.-'/|\ ` `V` ` / | \`-'/ \'-`/ | \ /__|.-'`-\ /-`'-.|__\ ` " ` On the ninth day of Halloween, my mailman brought to me -- nine pumpkins smiling _ /\ )\ _ __)_)__ .'`--`'. )\_ .-'._'-'_.'-. / ^ ^ \ .'`---`'. .'.' /o\'/o\ '.'. \ \/\/\/ / / <> <> \ : ._: 0 :_. : \ '------' _J_ | A |: \\/\_/\// : | _/)_ .'`---`'. \ <\_/> / : :\/\_/\/: : / .'`----`'./.'0\ 0\ \ _?_._`"`_.'`'-:__:__:__:__:-' /.'<\ /> \: o | .'`---`'.`` _/( /\ |:,___A___,|' V===V / /.'a . a \.'`---`'. __(_(__ \' \_____/ /'._____.' |: ___ /.'/\ /\ \ .-'._'-'_.'-:.______.' _?_ \' \_/ |: ^ | .'.' (o\'/o) '.'. .'`"""`'. '._____.'\' 'vvv' / / :_/_: A :_\_: \ / ^.^ \ '.__.__.' | : \'=...='/ : | \ `===` / jgs \ : :'.___.': : / `-------` '-:__:__:__:__:-' On the tenth day of Halloween, my mailman brought to me -- ten witches haunting __...---""""""---...__ .:::::. _.-' '-._ .::::::::::::::::' ^^ , '-. . .:::''''::::::::' , _/(_ ^^ '. 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'. ^^ /;_) .::::.. :::::::::::::''::::::' '. =='/ <===<<< .:::::::::.::::::::::::' `'` '-._ \__\ .:' `'::::::::::::' '-.__ `` __.-''jgs:' `"""---....---"""` On the eleventh day of Halloween, my mailman brought to me -- eleven reapers reaping ,____ ,____ ,____ ,____ ___ |---.\ ___ |---.\ ___ |---.\ ___ |---.\ / .-\ _/=) ` / .-\ _/=) ` / .-\ _/=) ` / .-\ _/=) ` | |"|_/\/| | |"|_/\/| | |"|_/\/| | |"|_/\/| ; |-;| /_| ; |-;| /_| ; |-;| /_| ; |-;| /_| / \_| |/ \ | / \_| |/ \ | / \_| |/ \ | / \_| |/ \ | / \/\( | / \/\( | / \/\( | / \/\( | | / |` ) | | / |` ) | | / |` ) | | / |` ) | / \ _/ | / \ _/ | / \ _/ | / \ _/ | /--._/ \ | /--._/ \ | /--._/ \ | /--._/ \ | `/|) | / `/|) | / `/|) | / `/|) | / / | | / | | / | | / | | jgs .' | | .' | | .' | | .' | | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | (_.-.__.__./ / (_.-.__.__./ / (_.-.__.__./ / (_.-.__.__./ / ____, ____, ____, /.---| /.---| /.---| ` | ___ ` | ___ ` | ___ (=\_ /-. \ (=\_ /-. \ (=\_ /-. \ |\/\_|"| | |\/\_|"| | |\/\_|"| | |_\ |;-| ; |_\ |;-| ; |_\ |;-| ; | / \| |_/ \ | / \| |_/ \ | / \| |_/ \ | )/\/ \ | )/\/ \ | )/\/ \ | ( '| \ | | ( '| \ | | ( '| \ | | \_ / \ | \_ / \ | \_ / \ | / \_.--\ | / \_.--\ | / \_.--\ \ | (|\` \ | (|\` \ | (|\` | | \ | | \ | | \ | | '. | | '. | | '. | / \ | / \ | / \ jgs \ \.__.__.-._) \ \.__.__.-._) \ \.__.__.-._) ,____ ,____ ,____ ,____ ___ |---.\ ___ |---.\ ___ |---.\ ___ |---.\ / .-\ _/=) ` / .-\ _/=) ` / .-\ _/=) ` / .-\ _/=) ` | |"|_/\/| | |"|_/\/| | |"|_/\/| | |"|_/\/| ; |-;| /_| ; |-;| /_| ; |-;| /_| ; |-;| /_| / \_| |/ \ | / \_| |/ \ | / \_| |/ \ | / \_| |/ \ | / \/\( | / \/\( | / \/\( | / \/\( | | / |` ) | | / |` ) | | / |` ) | | / |` ) | / \ _/ | / \ _/ | / \ _/ | / \ _/ | /--._/ \ | /--._/ \ | /--._/ \ | /--._/ \ | `/|) | / `/|) | / `/|) | / `/|) | / / | | / | | / | | / | | jgs .' | | .' | | .' | | .' | | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | (_.-.__.__./ / (_.-.__.__./ / (_.-.__.__./ / (_.-.__.__./ / On the twelfth day of Halloween, my mailman brought to me -- twelve spiders spinning _ / \ __ _\( )/_ \ \ ,, / / | / \ | /(O)\ '-.`\()/`.-' \_\\ //_/ _.._ _\(o)/_ // \\ .--_'( )'_--. .'/()\'. .' 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File: mirrors/jgs/data/stamps.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/stamps.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. E-mail Stamps These E-Mail stamps are an idea seen on Valkyrie's home page... I liked the idea so well that I chose to do the same thing-- but with my own artwork of course!... They can be used along with e-mail (like stamps!) -=[or]=- The artwork itself is ideal for .sigs! Enjoy! .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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( ^/ ^ )'. / / \ \ / | _ | \ // / \ \\ | _\____/ | /_/_/_\_\_\ | .' \____/-._ | .-"-. | / `; /# \ | / / _|_.---\ | | |.-.; :--.-(_/.____/.-""\___/"-. / \ / ~~/ /\ \{"=.______.="} /--. ; /___/_~~/ ; .--\"=...__...="} / \-/ `\______|/ \-.______..-; | /`| | \ | |||| || | /_ | |_______/ | |||| || | \_/| |-------' |--'||'--._|| | | | | || |> |______| |____________|._ || _..-;| | [___] | `||() || |______ |\/|____________|jgs|| () (__) \__/ (__) () -=[ woman in chair ]=- 2/99 .-""-. /.-'.'/`\ _&_ _.--"|( ;--`)( | // \\ .' / |e e/ ) / / \ \ / | )| ^ | ) \ // / \ \\ | /( )\-__/( )| /_/_/_\_\_\ | ( ;-'/__/\ ) / .-"-. | .' `/ '--'. /# \ | / /\ : _ _.---\ | | |.-.; :--.-(_/.____/.-""\___/"-. / \ / ~~/ /\ \{"=.______.="} /--. ; /___/_~~/ ; .--\"=...__...="} / \-/ `\______|/ \-.______..-; | /`| | \ | |||| || | /_ | |_______/ | |||| || | \_/| |-------' |--'||'--._|| | | | | || |> |______| |____________|._ || _..-;| | /___\ | `||() || |______ |\/|____________|jgs|| () (__) \__/ (__) () PLANTS/FLOWERS: -=[ flowers ]=- 2/99 _.-._ _( \ / )_ (_\,;;;,/_) (__(;;;;;)__) (_/';;;'\_) jgs (_/ \_) '-' __.--,.,--.__ .( './ \.' ). ;__\ \ / /__; ( `',-:"o"o-,'` ) /'.__/o'o.'o'o.\__.'\ \.-' \o'.o.'o'o/ '-./ ( ;-o.:o.-; ) ;--'/ | \'--; jgs `-.\ /^\ /.-' `"`---`"` __ .-,.,-. .< '. / \ :-'\ ;__\ Y ;/ |-. ,' '.,-:"o"o-. /._.' /'.__/o'o.'o'o.\' `\ \.-' \o'.o.'o'o/-.__.' < _;-o.:o.-; '.) 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' . . . : . . '. ______ .' ' _.-"` `"-._ ' .' '. `'--. / \ .--'` / \ ; ; - -- | | -- - | _. | ; /__`A ,_ ; .-' \ |= |;._.}{__ / '-. _.-""-|.' # '. ` `.-"{}<._ / 1938 \ \ x `" ----/ \_.-'|--X---- -=_ | | |- X. =_ - __ |_________|_.-'|_X-X## jgs `'-._|_|;:;_.-'` '::. `"- .:;. .:. ::. '::. ______ _.-"` `"-._ .'_ _ _ _ _ _'. / / `/ \/ \|_)|_ |_) \ / \_,\_/\_/| |_ | \ \ ; _ _ _ ; | |_ /||_)|\/|(_` | | _. | |-|| \| |._) | ; /__`A ,_ ; \ |= |;._.}{__ / _.-""-|.' # '. ` `.-"{}<._ / 1938 \ \ x `" ----/ \_.-'|--X---- -=_ | | |- X. =_ - __ |_________|_.-'|_X-X## jgs `'-._|_|;:;_.-'` '::. `"- .:;. .:. ::. '::. MISC: -=[ chair ]=- 2/99 _.--"""""""--._ .' '. / o \ | o o | | o o | | o | | o o | |.-. o .-.| / | o o | \ /--. |___________| .--\ / \/ \/ \ | /_____________\ | | | | | | '-------------' | | : : | |____:_____________:____| | | |_______________________| jgs (__) (__) -=[ keys ]=- 2/99 ,OO.--. ,O //\ '--------. O \O/ .-,-,-,-,-' O, ,O--' 'O.-O. jgs /<__>\ \ / '. | < | < | <_/ -=[ lighter ]=- 1/99 thanks llizard _ | | ) | | .( ) |_(,') |o______| | | | || | | || | | || | | || jgs| '-------' -=[ lighter ]=- 1/99 _ | | ) | | .( ) |_(,') |o______| | Z | | ||I | | ||P | | ||P | jgs | ||O | '-------' SCHOOL: -=[ tape ]=- 2/99 ,-"""""""-, ; '-----' ;-. , |`"""""""`|_ '.__.-'| '._______.' '._ _.-' `` MEDICAL: -=[ poison ]=- 2/99 _________ [_________] | .-. | |,(o.o).| | >|n|< | |` `"` `| |POISON!| jgs `"""""""` ELECTRO: -=[ toaster ]=- 2/99 ___ __ .-( )) ))-. |"""""""""""|| |# || |# || | |; jgs .==='----_------' (______.-(_= -=[ computer system ]=- 1/99 _______ | ___ o| |[_-_]_ | ______________ |[_____]| |.------------.| |[_____]| || || |[====o]| || || |[_.--_]| || || |[_____]| || || | :| ||____________|| | :| .==.|"" ...... |.==.| :| |::| '-.________.-' |::|| :| |''| (__________)-.|''||______:| `""`_.............._\""`______ /:::::::::::'':::\`;'-.-. `\ /::=========.:.-::"\ \ \--\ \ \`""""""""""""""""`/ \ \__) \ jgs `""""""""""""""""` '========' DESIGNS: o8888o o8888o d88''''88b d88''''88b 88P Y88b 88P Y88b 888 888 888 888 888 888 888 888 88b d88 88b d88 888o....od88 888o...,od88 Y888888888P Y888888888P ___ _ _ _Y8P__ _ __ _Y8P _ _ / \| | || |/ _\| |/ /| __|| \| | | | || | || || |_ | < | __|| , | \__._\___/|_|\___/|_|\_\|___||_|\_| 88P 88P 88b....od8P 88b....od8P Y8JGS8P Y88888P .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/98march.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/98march.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. MARCH 1998! -- ASCII ART UPDATE .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [snowb1] .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. CHARACTERS -=[ Eeyore ]=- 2/98 . _ _ ,_.'`' ` `"-, .-`_,.-,' `_;-.\ -` `,/(-,\_ / _)\_ `-. , /o)\(o.'-.\ / | -' \\ `. `\ | | _.-'.; \ | | |.' :`\ \ | jgs /| | o |o| ` / \ |`. ._ / / ` `-...'` -=[ Tigger ]=- 2/98 ', .-`-,\__ ."` `, .'_. ._ `;. __ / ` _ ` `.\ _.--. /--,| 0) 0) )`_.--,) | ;.-----.__ _-');, / '--./ | `.`\ / `"` ___..,/; ; |--/--._ `_.---'| \ / /`;'-._ '. .' .--'\ '---' / /|`-. '. .' ;-----;` / | /``-...' /.:; | |'`` \ | / .::.| jgs / \ / `\ / '----' .:::.\ ,' __/,-`-. ,' `". .;` _. ._'. .--._ /.` ` _ ` \ __ (,--._`( (0 (0 |,--\ \ ,;('-_ __.-----.; | `"` \ /`.` | \.--' _.--\--| ; ;\,..___ .' _.-';`\ \ / |'---._` .' .'`|\ \ '---' /'--. '. | \ `;-----; '. ;:.\ '...-'`\ / ``'| | |.::. \ | /` \ / \ jgs /.:::. '----' \ ANIMALS .-"-. /) (\ "Tuffy" misses Sam! (so do lots of people) / |6 6| \ \/\ Y`/\/ H E L P F I N D S A M / ^ \ _; ; http://www.findsam.com /_| | | | jgs (_|-|_) http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Cottage/1190 .-"-. /) (\ / |6 6| \ \/\ Y`/\/ / ^ \ _| | /_| | | | jgs (_|-|_) -=[ mail puppy ]=- 2/98 ___ .=.-" "-.=. / / _ _ \ \ | | / | | \ | | | | | | | | | | | | \0/_\0/ | | | |.-(___)-.| | | ( ) | \_/`-------`\_/ / _.-"`"-._ \ , /_'_________'_\ /| |`. . \`-.-' / |`; ` . \ | \-' | `;, ' .| | | | | `""`| | | | |\ | |.--'\ jgs (((_/_;-.(((__/____/ ___ .=.-" "-.=. / / _ _ \ \ | | / | | \ | | | | | | | | | | | | \0/_\0/ | | | |.-(___)-.| | | ( ) | \_/;._____.;\_/ / '-U-' \ , |{ { '. /| |{ { \`-.-' / |`{ \ | \-' | `;, .| | | | | `""`| | | | |\ | |.--'\ jgs (((_/_;-.(((__/____/ -=[ sleeping cat ]=- 2/98 /\__ .--.----' - \ / ) \___/ | '------.___) jgs `---------` -=[ frog ]=- 2/98 _ _ (.)_(.) _ ( _ ) _ / \/`-----'\/ \ __\ ( ( ) ) /__ ) /\ \._./ /\ ( jgs )_/ /|\ /|\ \_( -=[ Linux penguin ]=- 2/98 _..._ .' '. / _ _ \ | (o)_(o) | \( ) / //'._.'\ \ // . \ \ || . \ \ |\ : / | \ `) ' (` /_ _)``".____,.'"` (_ jgs ) )'--'( ( '---` `---` ___ ,-' '-. / _ _ \ | (o)_(o) | \ .-""-. / //`._.-'`\\ // : ; \ //. - '' -.| | /: : | | | | : ,/ /, jgs _;'`-, ' |`.-' `\ ) `\.___./; .' '.__ )----'\__.-' `""` ___ ,-' '-. / _ _ \ | (o)_(o) | \ .-""-. / //`._.-'`\\ // : ; \ //. - '' -.| | /( : | | | \__: ,/ /, jgs _;'`,_/' |`.-' `\ ) `\.___./; .' '.__ )----'\__.-' `""` -=[ owl ]=- 2/98 /`\ ___ /`\ \d `"\:/"` b/ /`.--. ` .--.`\ |/ __ \ / __ \| ( ((o) V (o)) ) |\`""`/^\`""`/| \ `--'\ /'--` / /`-._ ` _.-`\ / /.:.:.:.:.:.\ \ ; |.:.:.:.:.:.:.| ; | |:.:.:.:.:.:.:| | | |.:.:.:.:.:.:.| | | |:.:.:.:.:.:.:| | \/\.:.:.:.:.:.:./\/ _`).-.-:-.-.(`_ ,=^` |= =| |= =| `^=, /jgs \=/\=/ \=/\=/ \ ` ` ` ` -=[ rooster ]=- 2/98 _ m ,`.\/'> (`\<_/` jgs `<< -=[ rooster ]=- 2/98 .".".". (` `) _.-=-. '._.--.-; .-` -' '. .-'`.o ) \ / .-_.--' `\ `;---) \ ; / / ;' _-_.-' ` `;"` ; \ ; . .' _-' \ ( ) | | / .-.-' -` '-.-' \ | .' ` '.-'-\` /_./\_.|\_\ ; ' .'-'.-. / '-._ \` / _;-, | .-=-.;-._ \ -'-, \ / `";`-`,-"`) \ \ '-- `\.\ '. '._ '-- '--'/ `-._ `'----'`; `"""--.____,/ \\ \ // /` ___// /__ jgs (`(`(---"-`) =[ horse ]=- 2/98 ,_.-('--. .( '-.'.\'\_, / `-.`_;;-./(/=, |.-.-'.' .`.\ { .-.' \\,| /-'./ '._ <| \) { -./ |\ | {_/ \ | | .--"""--..,___,.;' |( o/ .' | `"` / / _.-'| `-._ .' .'/| _ `\ / .-'| \ , _.-`'-.__.' | / |( / | | / `'------'` \ \/ / \ ) \ / /`._ /`-./ / |.' / )', \._ `\ \___ / / .'_.; \ \ `) | / /` '._;.-,) `\ \/ | .-' / ( ) |_/ |_.' jgs .-' / \_.' -=[ cow ]=- 2/98 /( ,,,,, )\ _\,;;;;;;;,/_ .-"; ;;;;;;;;; ;"-. '.__/`_ / \ _`\__.' | (')| |(') | | .--' '--. | |/ o o \| | | / \ _..=.._ / \ /:. '._____.' \ ;::' / \ .; | _|_ _|_ ::| .-| '==o==' '|-. / | . / \ | \ | | ::| | | .| | ( ') (. )::| |: | |; U U U ;|:: | `| |' | | \ U U / |' | | ##V| |_/`"""`\_| |V## jgs ##V## ##V## -=[ hamster ]=- 2/98 _ _ (`-`;-"```"-;`-`) \.' './ / \ ; 0 0 ; /| = = |\ ; \ '._Y_.' / ; ; `-._ \|/ _.-' ; ; `"""` ; ; `""-. .-""` ; /; '--._ \ / _.-- ;\ : `. `/|| ||\` .' : '. '-._ _.-' .' (((-'` `"""""` `'-))) -=[ long-ear monkey ]=- 2/98 (thanks to some tweaking by Andreas Freise!) ', .-`-,\__ ."` `, .'_. ._ `;. __ / ` ` `.\ .--. /--,| 0) 0) )`_.-,) | ;.-----.__ _-'); / '--./ `.`/ `"` : '` |. | \ / // \ '---' /' `------' \ jgs/a:f _/ `--... -=[ deer ]=- 2/98 . _, |`\__/ / \ . .( | __T| / | _.---=======' | // {} `| , , {} \ /___; ,' ) ,-;` `\ // | / ( ;|| ||`\\ ||| || \\ ||| jgs )\ )\ )|| `" `" `"" -=[ fish ]=- 2/98 _ _ _ ,="`/ / /'=. / / / / / / /'. /_/_/_/_/_/ / / \ _.='/ .-' - _ - _ -`"-,/ /\ .'_.='/ / -_ - _ - _ - _ -\/.'|/_.=`/ / @ _="`} _- _- _\.=/_. ="; / -"_="} - _ - _ -=_-_"=; \-. '=._} ,._--_=_; `-._ ._ /;' \ `"=.; `"\`;-.}_ _ _.;\ \/ \'=._\ jgs \ =.}\ \ \ \ \' '._=_.\ \_}`=._\_\.'` '=.\ and a variation of one of Joan's fish by a friend of mine..... ,__ | `'. __ |`-._/_.:---`-.._ ) \='. _/..--'`__ `'-._| ( \- '-.--"` === ----/--(O)-|', ) )= ( --_ | _.' ( /_=.'-._ {=_-_ | .--`-.====* /_.' `\`'-._ '-= \ \\\\.' jgs ) _.-'`'-.. _..-\\\\ /_.' `/";';`| \` .'/ '--' -Clyde DocWatsn@aspi.net -=[ rhino ]=- 2/98 , , /| |\./'. | | , \|| ,| \ \_(\.-""\//. _ .-'`""``"` _ ` `-.`"""--.._ _..----. __ | '~` o\ `"---" `. `"-.==, \,.-; `"` |`""`===` (` / | `-----.____.; \ | ; \__ | \ / .' .' \ ' `, / / '._ | | '.---;`-.____.-'`\ `""`; | | _\ \ '. ) / \ \-,--( / / _/ .' |_ _ .-) jgs '----;)__; (`.-. ; `-:.;-' `""""` PEOPLE: -=[ woman ]=- 2/98 ,;;;;, ((/))))), (((/\))))), ((( ^.^ ))) `"\ = /"` _/'-'\_ /`/'._.'\`\ / ( Y ) \ / /`\-' '-/`\ \ \ \ ) ( / / `\\/\ /\//` (/ \_/ \) | | | \ | / \_ | _/ / / \ \ | | | | jgs |/ \| / \ / \ `-' '-` ,;;;;, ((/))))), (((/\))))), ((( ^.^ ))) `"\ = /"` _/'-'\_ /` '._.' `\ /\( Y )/\ / /`\-' '-/`\ \ \ \ ) ( / / `\\/ \//` (/ \) | | \_______/ \_ | _/ / / \ \ | | | | jgs |/ \| /=\ /=\ `-' '-` -=[ swimmer on starting block ]=- 2/98 ___ .' '. / .---. \ |=()_()=| `( _ )` _)- -(_ /|`---`|\ / \_ _/ \ / /`\ _/`\ \ _//` /\ /\ `\\_ /|` | \_/ | `|\ \ | / \_ | _/ / / \ \ |/ \| .----/ \---/ \---. |====`-'==='-`====| \ _______ / \--]=======[--/ '----._.----' __jgs______| |__________ ~~^~-~^~-~^-~~^~-~^~~^~-~^~ -=[ outline ]=- 2/98 /`\ .-""-. \ | / \ / / | | / / \ _.' \ `----.' '._ /`\ `--. \ \ | / /\ \ / / / / \ ` / | /__ `--' | _ `\ \ \`--. | | | | | / / | | / / | \ jgs \ \ \__| \_/ -=[ pharoah ]=- _....._ .\:\:/:/. /=\_.@._/=\ /==/ _ _ \==\ /==( - )==\ |===\ = /===| \====|-V-|====/ \===| |===/ jgs |==| |==| '=.| |.=' -=[ Rapunzel and her prince ]=- 2/98 _ _ _ [_' '_] |_=_| |=_ | ||o|| |'-)| |= (| |- )| | _(| |= )| ,~ ,_ | -(| \O /_.`---. | )| |\ (,-( )`~ -------|=-(|---<\_---//-->>------- jgs -' '- ` >-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<> ...a sanddune named Mermaid is on Mars .----. (___/\ \ (|' ' ) ) /( _)_\0_/ ( I'm a sanddune?? )\__) \ _____(_/_ ` \ ) \ / _/----._/(_)_ `\ `--\ `-.______.-' / . 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( modification by: AlftheMerking ) <>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<> RELIGION -=[ crucified Jesus ]=- 2/98 _ xxxx _ /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ `-._`'`_/'`.-' `\ /` | / /-.( \_._\ \ \`; > |/ / // |// jgs \(\ `` -=[ Jesus on cross ]=- 2/98 .======. | INRI | | | | | .========' '========. | _ xxxx _ | | /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ | | `-._`'`_/'`.-' | '========.`\ /`========' | | / | |/-.( | |\_._\ | | \ \`;| | > |/| | / // | | |// | | \(\ | | `` | | | | | | | | | \\jgs _ _\\| \// |//_ _ \// _ ^ `^`^ ^`` `^ ^` ``^^` `^^` `^ `^ SEASONAL (these valentine pics were updated onto the Valentine page- only - earlier in February -- but after the main February update) -=[ hearts ]=- 2/98 ..8888888.. ..8888888.. .8:::::::::::8. .8:::::::::::8. .8:::::::::::::::8:::::::::::::::8. .8:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::8. 8:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::8 8::::::::::/` \/ `\:::::::::::::::::8 8::::::::::\ /` \/ `\:::::::::::8 '8:::::::::::. .\ /::::::::::8' '8:::::::::::\/:::. .:::::::::::8' '8::::::::::::::::\/:::::::::::8' '8:::::::::::::::::::::::::8' '8:::::::::::::::::::::8' '8:::::::::::::::::8' two hearts '8:::::::::::8' beat as one... jgs '8:::::8' '8' _ _ /` \/ `\_ _ \ /` \/ `\ '. .\ / \/ '. .' jgs \/ _ _ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ _ _ /` \/ `\ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ /'. .'\ /` \/ `\ \ /'. .' \/ '. .'\ / _ ;. .' \/ \/ '. .; _ /` \/ `\/ \/` \/ `\ \ / \ / '. .; _ _ ;. .' \/` \/ `\ _ _ _ _ /` \/ `\/ \ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ / '. .'\ /` \/ `\ /'. .' \/ '. .'\ /'. .' \/ jgs \/ '. .' \/ \/ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ \ / _ _ /` \/ `\'. .'/` \/ `\ \ / \/ \ / _ _ '. .' _ _ '. .' _ _ /` \/ `\ \/ /` \/ `\ \/ /` \/ `\ \ / \ / \ / '. .' _ _ '. .' _ _ '. .' \/ /` \/` \ \/ /` \/ `\ \/ \ / _ _ \ / '. .'/` \/ `\'. .' \/ \ / \/ '. .' jgs \/ _ _ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / _ _ '. .' \ / '. .' _ _ /` \/ `\ \/ '. .' \/ /` \/ `\ \ / \/ \ / '. .' '. .' \/ _ H A P P Y _ \/ /` \/ `\ VALENTINE'S /` \/ `\ \ / D A Y \ / '. .' _ _ _ _ '. .' \/ /` \/` \ /` \/ `\ \/ \ / _ _ \ / '. .'/` \/ `\'. .' \/ \ / \/ '. .' jgs \/ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / '. .' \ / '. .' \ / '. .' \ / '. .' \/ '. .' \/ '. .' \/ '. .' \/ _ _ \/ \/ \/ _ _ /` \/ `\ /` \/ `\ \ / \ / '. .' H A P P Y V A L E N T I N E' S D A Y '. .' \/ \/ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / '. .' \ / '. .' \ / '. .' \ / '. .' \/ '. .' \/ '. .' \/ '. .' \/ jgs \/ \/ \/ MISC -=[ Saturn ]=- 2/98 ~+ * + ' | () .-.,="``"=. - o - '=/_ \ | * | '=._ | \ `=./`, ' . '=.__.=' `=' * + + O * ' . jgs . -=[ 4 leaf clover ]=- 2/98 _ _ /` \/ `\ _ \ / _ /` '.'. .'.' `\ '. _'.\/.'_ .' .'` .'/\'. `'. \._.'.' '.'._./ / \ jgs \._/\_./ -=[ flower ]=- 2/98 .--. .-"-:` `:-"-. .-/ '. .' \-. ;__| _::_ |__; /` '. /` \/ `\ .' `\ | _ \ / _ | \ /` '.'. .'.' `\ / / '-._'. _'./\.'_ .'_.-' \ \ .-' .'` .'\/'. `'. '-. / / \._.'.' '.'._./ \ | / \ | \.__ .' \._/\_./ '. __./ ; | :: | ; '-\ .' '. /-' jgs '-.-:_ _:-.-' '--' -=[ houses ]=- 2/98 `'::. _________H ,%%&%, /\ _ \%&&%%&% / \___/^\___\%&%%&& | | [] [] |%\Y&%' | | .-. | || jgs ~~@._|@@_|||_@@|~||~~~~~~~~~~~~~ `""") )"""` `'::::. _____A_ / /\ __/__/\__/ \___ ---/__|" '' "| /___/\---- |''|"'||'"| |' '|| jgs `""`""))""`"`""""` ':. 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SEE PAGE I OF SIGNATURE FILES -- _ .--------------------------. _ /-\ | jgs' ASCII Art Gallery | /-\ \_/ | http://www.ascii-art.com | )\_/( /\Y/\ ;-. .-; /\_/\ || : |\// spunk1111@juno.com \\/\ /| || : |\/--------------------------\/`|_||| (|---| / \) | | | |___| | | | ||| |_|_| ||| jgs (/ \) (/ \) -- .-"^`\ /`^"-. .' ___\ /___ `. / /.---. .---.\ \ | // '-. ___________________________ .-' \\ | | ;| \/--------------------------// |; | \ || |\_) joan stark (_/| || / \ | \ . \ ; | spunk1111@juno.com || ; / . / | / '\_\ \\ \ \ \ | ||/ / / // /_/' \\ \ \ \| ASCII Art Gallery |/ / / // jgs `'-\_\_\ http://www.ascii-art.com /_/_/-'` '--------------------------' -- ::. "jgs" - spunk1111@juno.com (\./) .-""-. `\'-'` \ ASCII ART GALLERY: jgs '.___,_^__/ http://www.ascii-art.com -- _.._ (_.-.\ .-, ` "jgs" spunk1111@juno.com .--./ / _.-""-. '-. (__..-" \ ASCII ART GALLERY: \ a | http://www.ascii-art.com ',.__. ,__.-'/ jgs '--/_.'----'` -- ________________________________.--------. _.--'\\ ASCII ART GALLERY: \ \ (__________`;.__ <) || http://www.ascii-art.com | | |__) jgs `'--.//_____home_of_"jgs"________/_/_____________.' spunk1111@juno.com -- _ / \ | | _ | |_ _ / | spunk1111@juno.com __ |-/ \ \/ / jgs /_ `\|_| | | / `\ ` \_/_/-| ASCII ART GALLERY: \ ' | http://www.ascii-art.com \ .` / jgs | | ... jokes illustrated w/ASCII art: ... http://www.geocities.com/spunkers1111 -- |\-/| =( )= / \ | | _ jgs / \ / spunk1111@juno.com _\ _/;._ .' `))` '. / (( \ ; , \) , l ASCII ART GALLERY | /c\ , /c\ | http://www.ascii-art.com | /_\ | | |\ , , , , /| | JOKES illustrated w/ASCII ART \ \_`.`.`.`.`_/ / http://www.geocities.com/spunkers1111 jgs '.____.___.____.' -- _ .--------------------------. _ /-\ | jgs' ASCII Art Gallery | /-\ \_/ | http://www.ascii-art.com | )\_/( /\Y/\ ;-. .-; /\_/\ || : |\// spunk1111@juno.com \\/\ /| || : |\/--------------------------\/`|_||| (|---| / \) | | | |___| | | | ||| |_|_| ||| jgs (/ \) (/ \) -- ,___________, .' '. /~~~^~~~^~^~~~\ "jgs" = spunk1111@juno.com | . | | .-". , | ASCII ART GALLERY | ( <') )>{ | http://www.ascii-art.com \ )) '-`' ` / jgs '.(________.' '---------' ,____________, .' '. /~~~~^~~~^~^~~~\ / _ /|| \ "jgs" = spunk1111@juno.com ; ( } \||D ; | | /\__,=[_] | ASCII ART GALLERY ; ( |_\_ |---| ; http://www.ascii-art.com \ )| |/ | | / jgs'. | /_ | |.' '------------' -- _, )\)\ // /(/( ).. \ || / ..\ \4_, '-. \\.----' ,_Y/ ASCII ART GALLERY ) '. \ ( http://www.ascii-art.com | \/ \ l \_/ | \\ |\_ |_ | /`/| // spunk1111@juno.com ((_/(__/_,'. jgs \_)_)\_)) "JGS" (,----' -=[ Tigger sig #2 ]=- tweak 10/00 -- __ _ ."--". _ (_:/ oo \:_) ttfn _(`()`)_ .'~~~~,(`""`),~~~~'. ___(_/'---'-`""`-'---'\_)___ | spunk1111@juno.com | | ASCII ART GALLERY: | | http://www.ascii-art.com | '----------------------------' [FORTUNE TELLER SIG] -- * .="=. /\_ /|6 6|\ _/\ "I foresee great things!" \_//O\_+_/O\\_/ \\\/`"""`\/// spunk1111@juno.com \ (^) / joan stark ./---/_\---\. /`"---------"`\ / / | \ \ ascii art gallery: jgs / / | \ \ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ `._._.-'-._.-'-.' [GEOMETRIC DESIGN SIG] -- /\ /\ /\ /\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\ //\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\ \\//\/ \/\\// \/ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com \/ /\ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ /\ //\\/\ /\//\\ \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\// \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ [GHOST SIG] -- , , .--') \`-. , =- .-. / / .-._/ \_____)\ =- ( " )-BOO | / (" / =- /\_.' '._/\ /`.\ (_.'\ '-; ,_____.-' joan stark | | \ / /__.' \ / '--. .---' \ /` jgs ( " ) ASCII ART GALLERY: (__) / '-' `.__.' [GIRL ON SWING SIG] -- 8 8 8 8 ...just a kid at heart! \ 8 \ 8 8\, ___ ,/8 j o a n s t a r k \ 8 \\//"\\// 8 8 \('_')/ 8 <~|~)| ||\ || / '| '| '| '| (8'---`-'---'8) ,_>|~ |_|| \||~\ _|_ _|_ _|_ _|_ 8`"-. .-"`8 _____ 8###|===\###8 / _ \ || ||\ |/~\ /~ /~\|\/| jgs #####\ \ \### \ (_(_/ \_||_|| \|\_/()\_,\_/| | \ \ \ `-- \()() http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [GIRL ON SWING SIG[] -- 8 8 8 8 ...just a kid at heart! \ 8 \ 8 8\, ___ ,/8 j o a n s t a r k \ 8 \\//"\\// 8 spunk1111@juno.com 8 \('_')/ 8 (8'---`-'---'8) 8`"-. .-"`8 ASCII ART GALLERY: 8###|===\###8 http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ jgs #####\ \ \### \ \ \ \()() [GOOFY SIG] -- _.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._ \ | / _\|/_ .' '.' '. ___ j o a n s t a r k _.|.--.--.|.___.--'___`-. .'.'|| | ||`----'"` ``'` .'.' ||()|()|| .__..-'.' / \ ...sometimes I'm a little goofy... `---'"` / .-. \ (.'.(___).'.) spunk1111@juno.com `.__.-.__.' jgs |_| |_| original ascii art gallery `.`-'.' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ `"` ~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~ [HAMBURGER SIG] -- _....----"""----...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o o o o \ /__o___o_ _ _ _ _ o_ o_ _ _o_\ / __/ _ \ | | \| | |/ /| | | | |\ \__ \ _/ | | .` | . < | | | | |/ /___/_| \___/_|\_|_|\_\|_|_|_|_|\ \~`-`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~.__.~`-`/ \ spunk1111@juno.com / `-._______________________.-' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [HOLIDAY SIG #1- HOLLY] -- _/\_ __/\__ ) (_ _) .' ( Season's Greetings! `) '.( ) .' (` `-._\()/__(~` joan stark ()() spunk1111@juno.com / |`\ jgs ) : ( visit my ascii art gallery: `)_/` http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [HOLIDAY SIG #2- SNOWGLOBE] -- _____ .-" +' "-. ~* H A P P Y /.'.'A_'*`.\ H O L I D A Y S *~ |:.*'/\-\. ':| |:.'.||"|.'*:| joan stark \:~^~^~^~^:/ spunk1111@juno.com /`-....-'\ jgs / \ visit my ascii art gallery: `-.,____,.-' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [HOWL AT THE MOON SIG] -- .-'''''-. .' `. : : : : : _/| : joan stark : =/_/ : spunk1111@juno.com `._/ | .' ( / ,|...-' ascii art gallery: \_/^\/||__ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ _/~ `""~`"` \_ __/ -'/ `-._ `\_\__ /jgs /-'` `\ \ \-.\ [JESTER SIG] -- @-. _ )\\ _ / \-/ | \-/ \ joan stark @/`|/\/\/\/|`\@ spunk1111@juno.com >~~~~~< (| ^.^ |) | (\_/) | ASCII ART GALLERY: .-"-\ \_/ /-"-. http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ / .-. \___/ .-. \ @/` /.-. .-.\ `\@ jgs @` \ / `@ @ [KITTEN SIG] -- &nnbsp; . . .==. \`-"'"-'/ (@@@@) } 6 6 { `==' =. Y ,= joan stark (""-'***`-"") spunk1111@juno.com `-/ \-' ( )-( )==' - playing around... "" "" jgs [LOVEBIRD SIG #1] -- &nnbsp; _ _ __.---. _ _ ( \/ ) /__|6\ ) .-. ( \/ ) \ / `-\_/ / / 6_6_ \ / \/ ,) (, \ (___\ \/ // \\ ,) (, ____________________{(_____)}__ // \\ (_ punk1111@juno.com ""|||"" __{(_____)}____________)tark, joan ||| ""|||"" ASCII Art Gallery: | jgs | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [LOVEBIRD SIG #2] -- _ _ ( \/ ) .---. \ / .-"-. / 6_6 \/ / 4 4 \ joan stark \_ (__\ \_ v _/ spunk1111@juno.com // \\ // \\ (( )) (( )) =======""===""========""===""======= ASCII Art Gallery: jgs ||| ||| http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ | | [MAGIC LAMP SIG] -- &nnbsp; * ) `( * () * ) <^^> ( . .-""-. ) .---. ."-....-"-._ _...---''`/. ' ( (`\ \ .' ``-'' _.-"'` \ \ \ : :. spunk1111@ .-' `\`.\: `:. @juno.com _.' ( .'`.` _.' `` `-..______.-' original ascii art gallery: ):. ( http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ ."-....-". jgs .':. `. * j o a n * s t a r k * "-..______..-" [MERMAID SIG -- .-""-. (___/\ \ , joan stark (|^ ^ ) ) /( _)_\=_/ ( ,..__/ `\ ____(_/_ ` \ ) `\ _/ _/---._/(_)_ `\ ( jgs '--\ `-.__..-' /. (_), | ) `._ ___\_____.'_| |__/ `~----"` `-.........' ASCII ART GALLERY: [MICKY MOUSE SIG] -- .-"""-. / \ \ / joan stark .-"""-.-`.-.-.< _ / _,-\ ()()_/:) \ / , ` `| '-..-| \-.,___, / ASCII ART GALLERY: \ `-.__/ / jgs `-.__.-'` [MOUSE AND CHEESE SIG] -- _ (( )_, , joan stark .--. \ '/ /.\ ) / \= /O o\ _ ( / _/ /' o O| ,_( ))___ (` `-| )_ /o_O_'_( \' _ `\ ) jgs `""""` =`---<___/---' "` ASCII ART GALLERY: [MONKEY SIG] -- .-"-. _/.-.-.\_ ...just monkeying around... ( ( o o ) ) |/ " \| joan stark \'---'/ ASCII ART GALLERY: jgs /`"""`\ [MOON AND STARS SIG] -- _.-----._ * .' .-'``|'. * / / -*- \ joan stark | ; <{ | ; | spunk1111@juno.com -*- | _\ | | -*- | ; _\ -*- | ; | \ \ | -*- / ASCII ART GALLERY: * jgs '._ '.__ |_.' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ '-----' [MOON FACE SIG] -- ___ ~* .'` _\ joan stark * / (o/ spunk1111@juno.com * * | _\ * \ '==. * ASCII ART GALLERY: jgs * '.____\ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ ~* [PANTHER SIG] -- joan stark .--') _,.--""--.,,_ .' .-' , , _,,_ _,.--'' `""-._ / .' \`'-""-' |-" ` , _.-.,_ `-, _.' / | e e , . / ';-..._ `'-,_ ` _.' _..\ / ) \ _,.-'. \ `) | ``` __,.--"'` _\_Y_ /.___,.-' _.'` `> / / / (((_.--'--""`` '--'__.-' __.-' .---' / .--' .' jgs (((_..--' ((_(_.-'` ((_(.' ASCII ART GALLERY: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [PUPPY SIG] -- _,,=====,_ .~ ~-. / \ joan stark / / \ \ / / 0 0 |`. \ | || | \ \ \ || __ |\ || ASCII ART GALLERY jgs \_/ \ (__) / `-"` '. .') _, ====`====`===(_{ `) [PUPPY #2 SIG -- _,,_ /` `\ (`------- joan stark -------`) / / 6 6\ \ (,--- spunk1111@juno.com ---,) \/\ Y /\/ / `'U` \ , ( \ | \ ASCII ART GALLERY: |\|\_/ \_/ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ \/'. \ /'\ \ /-\ / jgs /____)/____) [BUNNY W/FLOWER SIG] -- _ .-"--._ / \ / ____\ ||\\ / /`( || \\ _| '``'-. | \_\\ ` 6\ , \_ 6 _ '-.= .--'|} | _ \) | / /}} \/ = \ ;_.'/ .=\.--'`\} | `-`__.;---.//` '---./' '.___..-'` `| _/ __.-.__/ .-' .-' ||| joan stark .-/ / |\\ spunk1111@juno.com { | /_ / \| `-\ `\--;` '-. | | ASCII ART GALLERY ) / _/ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ jgs / __.' '--. ( '--. ___))) `-...___))) [REFLECTIONS SIG] -- ////// ///// // // // // // // // // // // // // // // // /// // // // /// /// /// /// ////// ///// // // // / // /// // // // // // // // // // /// // // // // // // ////// // //// // // // // //// //// //// //// ))))))^^))^^^^^^^))))^^^))^^^))^^))^^))^^^))))^^))))^^))))^^)))).^^ ~" (( (( ^~ (( (( (( ((( (( (( (( (( (( (( . / )))))) ))))) )) )) )) ) )) ))) ~"^ )) ^ )) ~ ))"~ )) <')=< (( "~~ (( (( (( (( ((( (( (( (( ~ ((( ((( ((( ((( \ )))))) ))))) )) )) )) )) )) )) )) )) )) )) " "' ' ~~^ ' ""' ~~~ ^~ ^~~ "'~ ~ ~ ^^ "" Joan Stark jgs" ' ^ ^^ ~ ^~ "' ~^ ' ~~ '"Spunk1111@juno.com [RHINO SIG] -- &nnbsp; _ (\\ _ .-"`"-(\\ _/ /`-. (e e) ,_ / \`~"--'\ ...get the point? `. | , `.__/ / /` joan stark `-.__/-"``. spunk1111@juno.com \ \ \ /`, , | ascii art gallery / "-.| | at / / | / jgs / /'http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ __/ /' | | \ / | | `-,/ / | `"""^^^ [ROADRUNNER SIG] -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [ROSE SIG] -- __ _ / | joan stark | \ \/_/ \_\| / __ \/_/__\ .--='/~\ ____,__/__,_____,______)/ /{~}}} -,-----,--\--,-----,---,\'-' {{~}} jgs __/\_ '--=.\}/ /_/ |\\ \/ ASCII ART GALLERY: [ROSE SIG] -- , .--'|} / /}} .=\.--'`\} //` '---./` joan stark || /| spunk1111@juno.com \\| | |\_\\/ ASCII ART GALLERY: \__/\\ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ \\ jgs \| [RUNNING GIRL SIG] -- ___ _ _ ."` `"=, {_}:_`'=='` _,=="""=,\ `'--.=" _.====, `| `'_(| ^.^ |)/ joan stark )';_'='_/.' _ spunk1111@juno.com ~ .'` '.=/(__/` | ~ / / o| \ \_/ ~ /`-,_/ o| |-' ORIGINAL ASCII ART GALLERY `(`___ o/__/ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ _`\ \`""` \ __ || `'.'._ /-"// || ,/`-.`./ // jgs `\\_/ `'-.// [SAILING SIG] -- .--.-. ( ( )__ joan stark < spunk1111@juno.com > (_, \ ) ,_) | '-'--`--' ~~| , \ _ / ,|`-._/| -== (_) ==- ^^ .' | /||\ / \ ^^ .' | ./ ||`\ | / `-. |/._ || \ / `|| `|;-._\ | || || \ ~^~_~^~_-~^~=~^~~^= / || ||__ \~^=~^~-~^~_~^~=~^~-~^~ ~^~ ~=~^~ _~^~ =~ `--------|`---|| `"-`___~~^~ =_~^=~~^~=`~^ jgs ~^~=~^_~^~ =~ \~~~~~~~'~~~~'~~~~/~~`` ~=~^~ ~^=_~^~ ~~^ ~^~ ~^=~^~_~-=~^~ ^ `--------------'~^~=~^~_~^=~^~=~ ~^~-~^= ~^~=~ ~^=~^~ ~^~^=~^~-~^~ ~^~=~^~^~ =~^~^=~^~^=~^~^ =~~`~^ ~^~= ~^~= ~~^~~`=~``^~^^~= ~^=~^~^~^ =`^~^`^~^=~^~-~~^ ASCII ART GALLERY: < http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ > [SELF-PORTRAIT SIG] -- .{{}}}}}}. {{{{{}}}}}}}. joan stark {{{{ }}}}}}}}} }}}}} _ _ {{{{{ ASCII Art Gallery: }}}} 6 6 {{{{ {{{{{ ^ }}}}} {{{{{{\ -=- /}}}}}} God put me here to accomplish {{{{{{{;.___.;}}}}}}} certain things-- right now {{{{{{{) (}}}}}}}' I'm so far behind, I'll never die! `""'"': :'"'"'` jgs `@` [ SHAMROCK SIG ] -- .-.-. ( : ) joan stark .-.\ ' /.-. spunk1111@juno.com (_.. 'Y' .._) ( /|\ ) ASCII ART GALLERY: jgs '-' | '-' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [SIGN SIG] -- /""""" >=================< ,((((((, | (.).) | | ((/)))))))) C _) \_/// | | )(.(.)((((( \ _| \ _/ | ASCII ART | (((_ ?)))) \__/___/ / | GALLERY | \\\_/ ))|= /((( <___Y> \_/ | | \_ / (((\ ())))) / \ #\__\ | | \ \_)))//^\((( / | #| >=================< \___// | || |___| #| \\ | |/ | | #| | | | \ \ #| joan stark | / / \ \=LI |/ / \ /// || |\\\ | | || |____/ | || || / | || (( | | || || \ | || || | | || ||_/ [___]]_ _//_\) jgs (_____)) ((___/Y ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ [SKULL W/ROSE SIG] -- ______ .-" "-. / \ | | joan stark |, .-. .-. ,| spunk1111@juno.com /\ | )(__/ \__)( | _ \/ |/ /\ \| \_\/ (_ ^^ _) .-==/~\ jgs___/_,__,_\__|IIIIII|__/__)/ /{~}} ---,---,---|-\IIIIII/-|---,\'-' {{~} \ / '-==\}/ ASCII ART: `--------` http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [SLANT LINE SIG] -- ____/ __ / // / / / / / / / / / ////// /// / // // / // // // // // // // //joan __ // ___ // // // // / // __ // // // // //stark // // /// // // /// // // // // // // // ____//__// ______//__// /__//__// __// ___//___//___//___//SPUNK1111 ////// /// /////// /// ///// // /// //// //// //// //// @JUNO.COM [SLEUTH SIG] -- ,;;;, ;;;;;;; .-'`\ '/_ .' \ ("`(_) joan stark / `-,.'\ \_/ spunk1111@juno.com \ \/\ `--` \ \ \ ASCII ART GALLERY: / /| | /_/ |_| jgs ( _\ ( _\ #:## #:## #:## #:## #:## #:## #:## [SMALL SIG #1] -- _ _ (_` |_) | | |\ | |/ /| /| /| /| @juno.com ,_) | :_: | \| |\ | | | | j.stark [SMALL SIG #2] -- &nnbsp; _____________________ (_ punk1111@juno.com ___________________________)tark, joan ASCII art: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [SNOWFLAKE SIG] -- * . * joan stark . _\/ \/_ . spunk1111@juno.com \ \ / / . . .. .. -==>: X :<==- _\/ \/_ '\ /' / _/ \_ \ _\/\/_ \\// ' /\ /\ ' _\_\_\/\/_/_/_ _.__\\\///__._ * ' * / /_/\/\_\ \ ' ///\\\ ' _/\/\_ //\\ /\ /\ ./ \. ASCII Art Gallery: ' ' '' '' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [SNOWMAN SIG ]-small -- ___ _[___]_ _ joan stark ( " ) [_] spunk1111@juno.com '--(`~:~`)--|' / `-:-' \ | ORIGINAL ASCII ART GALLERY: __.--\ : /--. http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ .'` jgs '-----' '-.._ [SNOWMAN SIG- LARGE] -- ||::|:|| .--------, |:||:|:| |_______ / .-. ||::|:|| ."` ___ `". {\('v')/} \\\/\///: .'` `'. ;____`( )'____ \====/ './ o o \|~ ^" "^ // \\// | ())) . | Season's \ || \ `.__.' /| Greetings // || _{``-.___.-'\| from: joan \ || _." `-.____.-'`| ___ // ||` __ \ |___/ \_______\ ."|| (__) \ \| / / `\/ __ vvvvv'\___/ | | (__) | \___/\ / || | .___. | || | | | ||.-' | '-. jgs || | ) ||----------'---------' spunk1111@juno.com view my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [SPYING MOUSE SIG] -- &nnbsp; _ _ (.)-(.) (6 6) __ m=\o/=m (_-` / ,/ ,/ ,/ ,/ _ \ ,_ . , _,_, /_) / / / / Spunk1111 (__/_/_)_/_/(_/ / (_/(_ _/_ _/_ _/_ _/_ @juno.com / ) http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ ( Joan Stark ~ original ascii art gallery ~ ) [STANDING MOUSE SIG] -- &nnbsp; .--, .--, ( ( \.---./ ) ) '.__/o o\__.' {= ^ =} > - < ___________.""`-------`"".____________ / o joan stark O \ \ spunk1111@juno.com / / . O o \ \ ascii art gallery / __ / http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ \ _.-' `. \______________o__________o____________/ .-~^ `~--' jgs ___)( )(___ `-.___.' (((__) (__))) [STUFFED ANIMAL- HORSE SIG] -- /\,%,_ \%%%/,\ .-"%%|//% _.' .-" /%%% joan stark _.-'_.-" 0) \%%% /.\.' \%%% spunk1111@juno.com \ / _, %%% `"---"~`\ _,*'\%%' _,--""""-,%%, )*^ `""~~` \%%%, _/ \%%% _.-`/ |%%,___ _.-" / , , ,|%% .`\ /\ / / `\ \%' \ / \ \ _,/ /`~-._ _,`\ \`""~~` `"` /-.,_ /' `~"----"~ `\ \ jgs \___,' \.-"`/ `--' ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [SUNRISE SIG] -- &nnbsp; . . | . \ | / '. \ ' / .' '. .'```'. .' <>.............:::::::`.......`:::::::................<> <>: ., .., . . . . . . . . . . joan stark :<> <>: :, :.' : : :`.: :.' `: `: `: `: spunk1111 :<> <>: ,.; : `.' : `: : `. : : : : @juno.com :<> <>:..................................................:<> <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> ~you can't hurt your eyesight by looking on the bright side~ ~but you can hurt them by looking at bad ascii art!~ [SUNSHINE SIG] -- | . * | . * . `. * | .' may peace and * `. ._|_* .' . happiness . . * .'o o`. * shine in your life! -------| ._, |------- * . . . *`.___.' * . joan stark * .' |* `. * spunk1111@juno.com .' * | . `. * . | . . | jgs * * . [SUPER SPUNK SIG] -- ________________ _ _ _ _ /.,------------,.\ (_`| ||_)|_ |_) /// .=^^^^^^^\__|\\ ,_)|_|| |_ | \ \\\ `------. .// _ _ `\\`--...._ `;//' (_`|_)| ||\ ||_/ | `\\.-,___;.//' ,_)| |_|| \|| \ . `\\-..-//' jgs `\\//' spunk1111@juno.com "" ASCII ART GALLERY: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [SWIMMING SIG #1] -- &nnbsp; ___ ___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / ooooooooooooooo/ __/ _ \ | | \| | |/ /| | | | |SPUNK1111 / \ ~~ ~~ ~/\O ~^ \__ \ _/ | | .` | . < | | | | |@juno.com <')_=< ~^~ ^~"~ ~~ ~~/___/_| \___/_|\_|_|\_\|_|_|_|_| \_/ ooooooooooooooo *****joan*stark***** \ [SWIMMING SIG #2] -- jgsoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ~~ ~~ ^^ ~~~~ " " ~^~~""~~~ ^~^/\O ~~ ^ ^^^"~~~~Spunk1111@juno.com ~~~~ ~~^~~~ """^ ~~ ~~^~^^~~ ~~^~ " `` ^~^^~~~ ~~^^~ "" Joan Stark ~~~^^"""~^~^~^~^~^~^~^^~^^~^^^~^ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [SWIMMING SIG #3] -- I-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-I I ~ - ~ ^ - _ ~ - _ - ~ ^ `-_ ~ - ~ ^ - _ ~ - _ ~ -I I~ -^-_ ~ L I F E ~ ^ I N -~ T H E ~ - F A S T ~ - L A N E ~_ ~ I I- _^ - _~ -^ joan stark ~- _^~- _ spunk1111@juno.com ~ -^-_ ~I I~-_ ~ ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ ^I jgs~ ^~- _~- ^~- -_ ~-_ ~^ -_ ~ ^ -_ ~ - _ ~ -_~^ - - _~ - ^-_I I-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-I [SWIMMING SIG #4] -- .-"""-. spunk1111@juno.com / \ joan stark ;_.-"""-._; .,_ __,.---.-(=(o)-(o)=)-.---.,__ _,. '._'--"``` \ ^ / ```"--'_.' ``"''~---~~%^%^.%.`._0_.'%,^%^%^~~---~''"`` jgs ~^~- `^-% ^~.%~%.^~-%-~.%-^.% ~`% ~-`%^`-~^~ ~^- ~^- `~.^- %`~.%~-'%~^- %~^- ~^ ASCII ART GALLERY: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [SWIMMING SIG #5] -- ____________________ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ /\O ~~ ~~ (_ punk1111@juno.com ___________________________)tark, joan ASCII art: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [TEDDY SIG] -- _ _ ((`'-"""-'`)) joan stark spunk1111@juno.com ) - - ( / o _ o \ ASCII ART GALLERY: jgs \ ( 0 ) / http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ '-.._^_..-' [ Tigger Sig ] -- _____ _____ _____ ___ _ __ {:::::} {:::::} {:::::} {:::\:} _ ."--". _ {:} {:} {:::} {:}\::} (_:/ oo \:_) {:}A {:}A {:}OR {:} {:}OW /\, _(`()`)_ ,/\ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ \ `~~~,(`""`),~~~` / joan stark jgs `'---|/`""`\|---'` || || ASCII ART GALLERY: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [TROPICAL SIG #1] -- | \ _ / joan stark -= (_) =- spunk1111@juno.com / \ _\/_ | //o\ _\/_ _ ___ __ _ __ __ _ _ _ _ _ __ __ _ | __/o\\ _ =-=-_=-=-_=-=_=-_=_=-_=-_-_=_=-= _=_=-=_,-'|"'""-|-,_ =- _=-=-_=- _=-= _--_ =-= -_=-=_-=_,-" | =- =- =-= =- = - -===- -= -= ." jgs ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [TROPICAL SIG #2- sunset/sunrise] -- "wishing I didn't have to spend winter in Ohio" | \ / _\/_ .-'-. //o\ _\/_ _ ___ __ _ --_ / \ _--_ __ __ _ | __/o\\ _ =-=-_=-=-_=-=_=-_= -=======- = =-=_=-=_,-'|"'""-|-,_ =- _=-=-_=- _=-= _--=====- _=-=_-_,-" | =- =- =-= =- = - -===- -= - ." jgs joan stark *** spunk1111@juno.com visit my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [TROPICAL SIG #3- snowman] -- | \ / _\/_ .-'-. //o\ _\/_ _ ___ __ _ --_ / \ _--_ __ __ | __ /o\\ =-=-_=-=-_=-=_=-_= -=======- = =-=_=-=_,-'|"'_"'"--|-,_ =- _=-=-_=- _=-= _--=====- _=-=_-_,-" (") | jgs=- =- =-= =- = - -===- -= - ." '-( : )-' ... anything is possible... joan stark *** spunk1111@juno.com visit my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [TROPICAL SIG #4- scene] -- &nnbsp; | \ _ / -= (_) =- / \ .\//\/. ,\/, ,\/.//, | ,~ /o//o\\ ,.,., //o\ /o\\o\\ |\ | | /###/#\ | | | /| \ | | |' '|:| |`=.='| | /_|__\ jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^""""""""""~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [TROPICAL SIG #5- nighttime scene] -- * . . . . * . * * * .-. * * . ( ( * . * '-' ,\//,.\//\/. ,\/, ,\/.//, . //o\\/o//o\\ ,.,., //o\ /o\\o\\ * . | | | /###/#\ | | | . * | | | |' '|:| |`=.='| | jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^""""""""""~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [ UNICORN SIG ] -- ,)))))))),,, ,(((((((((((((((, get the point? )\`\)))))))))))))), *--===///`_ ```((((((((( joan stark \\\ b\ \ ``))))))) ))\ | (((((((( ( \ |`. )))))))) ASCII ART GALLERY: \, / ) (((((((( `" / ))))))) / ((((`jgs | `)) [WALLACE & GROMIT SIG] -- __ / \ , , _._ _ |oo| _ / \__/ \ _|||| ((/ () \)) / \ |||||/| ( ==== ) |oo| ...have a grand day out... \____/ _`\ /'_ / \ / /.-' /\<>/\ `\.( () )_._ joan stark | ` / \/ \ /`'--'////) spunk1111@juno.com \__,-'`| |. |\/ |/\/\|"\"` jgs | |. | \___/\___/ visit my ASCII Art Gallery: | |. | | | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ -- _.--""""--._ .' /\ '. / ^V^ _/__\_ \ / ///'} \ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com | ___ /` \ | |-=-I>==( \=\==== | ASCII ART GALLERY: \ ``` > > / http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ \ \ / / '._ ` _.' jgs '--....--' [NSL LICENSE] ____________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\____________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I\ | ___ | ~~````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ I: | I \ | (__ | O f f i c i a l :I I: ((((((())) | I \| ___) |__ Net Surfer's License :I I: (((((((()))) | <-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><->:I I: (((((((( )))) | / :I I: )))) ^ ^ (((( |Name: joan stark aka "mom" /\ :I I: (((( 6 6 ))))) |E-mail: spunk1111@juno.com <')=< :I I: )))) c b((( |Home: Ohio, USA \/` :I I: ((((\ .___, /)))) |Degree: MSEd- Exercise Science \ :I I: ))))\ `-' /(((( |Stats: eyes:brown hair:dk.blonde :I I: (((((((----))))))) |Interests: Masters Swimming :I I: .-"""`----'`"""-. | Arts/Crafts, ASCII Art :I I: 'jgs ` | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ :I *____________________ |_____________________________________* \%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/ [New NSL] 1/97 ____________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\____________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I\ | ___ | ~~````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ I: .{{}}}}}}. | I \ | (__ | O f f i c i a l :I I: {{{{{}}}}}}}. | I \| ___) |__ Net Surfer's License :I I: {{{{ {{{{{}}}} | <-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><->:I I: }}}}} _ _ {{{{{ | / :I I: }}}} 6 6 }}}}} |Name: joan stark aka "mom" /\ :I I: {{{{C ^ {{{{{ |E-mail: spunk1111@juno.com <')=< :I I: }}}}}\ '=' /}}}}}}|Home: Ohio, USA \/` :I I:{{{{{{{;.___.;{{{{{{ |Degree: MSEd- Exercise Science \ :I I: }}}}}}}) (}}}}}}} |Stats: eyes:brown hair:dk.blonde :I I:{{{{{{{': :{{{{{{{ |Interests: Masters Swimming :I I: }}}}}}} '@' }}}}} | ASCII Art & My Four Kids! :I I: 'jgs {{{ | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ :I *_____________________|_____________________________________* \%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/ -=[ boy and girl with signs ]=- 2/98 .-"""-. / .===. \ \/ 6 6 \/ ( \___/ ) _________ooo__\_____/______________ / \ | joan stark spunk1111@juno.com | | VISIT MY ASCII ART GALLERY: | | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ | jgs \________________________ooo________/ | | | |_ | _| | | | |__|__| /-'Y'-\ (__/ \__) .-"""-. / .===. \ / / a a \ \ / ( \___/ ) \ ________ooo\__\_____/__/___________ / \ | joan stark spunk1111@juno.com | | VISIT MY ASCII ART GALLERY: | | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ | jgs \________________________ooo________/ / \ /:.:.:.:.:.:.:\ | | | \==|==/ /-'Y'-\ (__/ \__) [ HEART SIG ] -- joan stark spunk1111@juno.com ASCII ART GALLERY: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / '. .' \ / '. .' \ / '. .' \ / '. .' \/ '. .' \/ '. .' \/ '. .' \/ jgs \/ \/ \/ [DESIGN SIG-BUBBLE] -- .+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+. / joan stark ASCII ART GALLERY \ \ spunk1111@juno.com http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ / "+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+"+.+" -- /\ ( ) joan stark .--.\/.--. mailto:spunk1111@juno.com (/`\_\/_/`\) ' {____} ' ASCII Art Gallery: ,_//\\_, http://www.ascii-art.com/ jgs '-\/-' -- ,%%%%%%%, ,%%/\%%%%/\%, ,%%%\c "" J/%%, joan stark spunk1111@juno.com %%%%/ d b \%%% %%%% _ |%%% ASCII ART GALLERY: `%%%%(=_Y_=)%%' http://www.ascii-art.com/ jgs `%%%%`\7/%%%' `%%%%%%%' -- &nnbsp; _ |\___/| \\ =) ^Y^ (= |\_/| || \ ^ / )a a `,_.-""""-. // )=*=( =\Y_= / \// / \ `"`\ / / | | | \ | / /| | | |\ \ /- \ \ \| | |_|/| || | // /` jgs_/\_/\_//_// __//\_/\_/\_((_|\((_//\_/\_/\_/\_ | | | | | \_} | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | joan stark mailto:spunk1111@juno.com | | | ASCII ART GALLERY: http://www.ascii-art.com | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | -- &nnbsp; _ |\___/| \\ ) ( |\_/| || =\ /= )a a `,_.-""""-. // )===( =\Y_= / \// / \ `"`\ / / | | | \ | / / \ \ /- \ \ \ / || | // /` jgs_/\_/\_/\_ _/_/\_/\_/\_((_|\((_//\_/\_/\_/\_ | | | | |) ) | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ( (| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |)_) | | | | | | | | | | | | | joan stark mailto:spunk1111@juno.com | | | ASCII ART GALLERY: http://www.ascii-art.com | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | -- .-""""-. .-""""-. / \ / \ /_ _\ /_ _\ joan stark // \ / \\ // \ / \\ mailto:spunk1111@juno.com |\__\ /__/| |\__\ /__/| \ || / \ || / ASCII ART GALLERY: \ / \ / http://www.ascii-art.com \ __ / \ __ / jgs '.__.' 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(_.__=,\.' _ = __) (__._.__,` - __,_.) \_ =-__ / jgs `-. ________.-' -=[ lilies ]=- 8/97 ,_('--, (.--; ,--')_, | ;--.) .-. |.| .-. \|\|/ .-. .-.`\|/|/`_ `\|/|/` ' `^jgs`^^`^``^``^``^``^`` -=[ tulip ]=- 3/97 , /\^/`\ | \/ | | | | \ \ / '\\//' || || || || , |\ || |\ | | || | | | | || / / \ \||/ / jgs `\\//` ^^^^^^^^ -=[ tulips ]=- 4/98 .-""--., /` \.-.{/ \ / .' ; '. \ | / \ | |/ \| T : Y | : ; | : | |\. \ : / | \'. '. . .' | | \ `"T=T"` | / \ | | |` : | | | \ : | | | _ | . \ | | /` `-._ | : | | | | .' /'. \ . | | | | . | `\ | | | | | / | | ' \| | | : /'-. | \ ' || |/ ; | \ / | : ;| || . | '-' \ : || |/ ; / | ' ;| | ' | \ : || | ' / `\ ' \| ;' / jgs `\' | | /` `\| |/` | | | | | | |/ .-==-. /{.=-.}\ | / . \ | |; : :| \( : )/ `._'__.' |\ || \ \ || | | || | | || /| \ \|| / / \ ||| | | | || | | \||/ / ||| / || | ||/ || ^^^^^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ woman tending to her garden ]=- 4/97 _ ___ _(_)_ .-' '-. 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'.'._./ / \ jgs \._/\_./ -=[ clover ]=- 6/99 .-. ( . ) .-.':'.-. ( =,!,= ) '-' | '-' \ jgs\\\\// -=[ acorn ]=- _ _/-\_ .-`-:-:-`-. /-:-:-:-:-:-\ \:-:-:-:-:-:/ |` `| | | jgs `\ /' `-._.-' ` -=[ maple leaf ]=- .\^/. . |`|/| . |\|\|'|/| .--'-\`|/-''--. \`-._\|./.-'/ >`-._|/.-'< jgs '~|/~~|~~\|~' | -=[ leaves ]=- 9/97 .\^/. . |`|/| . |\|\|'|/| .--'-\`|/-''--. \`-._\|./.-'/ >`-._|/.-'< '~|/~~|~~\|~' jgs | | _|\__|__/|_ `>.-' |\'-.<` /.-' /|'\'-.\ '--.-/.|\-..--' |/|/|.|\| ' |.|\| ' jgs '/.\' | .'|'. /.'|\ \ | /|'.| \ |\/ jgs \|/ ` -=[ fall leaves ]=- 11/97 , }`-. , , \ \ '-' \ .-'{ _} . | ,`\ / ' ; .-;\ { \ | | / `/ '-.,/ ; | { -- -. ' '`-, .--._.' ; \__ \ \ | ' / |`. ; _,`\ '. '- ' `_- '.`; ; ,-`_.-' ,--. \ ` /` '--' `;.` (` _ .--.\ '._) '-. \ \ `-. ; `-';| '. -. ' __ '. ; ; _,-' / { __'.\ ' '-,/; `-' ';`.- ` .-' '-. `-._' | `; ;`' .-'` <_ -' ` .\ `; ; (_.'`\ _.;-"``"'-._'. `:; ___, _.-' | .-'\'. '.` \ \_,_`\ ;##` `'; _.' /_'._\ \ \__;#####./###. \` \.' .'`/"`/ (#######)###::.. _.' '.' .' ; , |:. `|()##`"""` jgs `'-../__/_\:: /O()()o ()'._.'`()()' -=[ trees ]=- 1/98 ,@@@@@@@, ,,,. ,@@@@@@/@@, .oo8888o. ,&%%&%&&%,@@@@@/@@@@@@,8888\88/8o ,%&\%&&%&&%,@@@\@@@/@@@88\88888/88' %&&%&%&/%&&%@@\@@/ /@@@88888\88888' %&&%/ %&%%&&@@\ V /@@' `88\8 `/88' `&%\ ` /%&' |.| \ '|8' |o| | | | | |.| | | | | jgs \\/ ._\//_/__/ ,\_//__\\/. \_//__/_ -=[ tree ]=- 3/99 _ .-"`.-'-. .-'.-.%_.- , ) (_. )%( .'% ,) (.-, %)'. _.) '-.%\%/-' %% %% jgs .,%%%._ tree ]=- 7/00 , / \ .' '. / \ /.-. .-.\ `/ '.' \` .' '. /.--. .--.\ `/ '. .' \` .' ` '. /.---. .----.\ `/ `. .' \` .' `.' '. /,----, ,----,\ `'-.__.;-,____,-;.__.-' ||||| jgs ||||| `"""` -=[ dead trees ]=- 10/98 .--. .'(` __.>\ '. _.---,._,' /.--. : |/' _.--.< _..-' `\ /' `' >_.-``-. `Y /' _.---._____ '` .-''. \|: \.' ___, .-'` .'--._ `-: \/ /' \\ /.'`\ :; /' `-. -` | | :.; : | |: | | | :. : | .jgs ; /:::. `\ / '-\| -'/-, -\| \ ./ |-. '.-\| /.-' \\// || || jgs^^/ `\^^ -=[ dandelion ]=- 6/97 _.--'--._ .'. ':. ' :'. 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File: mirrors/jgs/data/farm.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/farm.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. x .-. _______| |=|/ / \ | |_____|_""_| |=|=|=|_|_[X]_|____|[redpony] ^jgs^^`^^`^^`^^`^^^`^^`^^^`^^^`^^ Farm Animals .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. barns goats Old McDonald's Farm horses bulls small horses chickens carousels cows pigs donkey/mule (face) sheep donkeys (characture) lamb embed(/web/20091027211201oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/grnacres.mid)Midi Controls .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ small barn ]=- 1/97 x .-. _______| |=|/ / \ | |_____|_""_| jgs |_|_[X]_|____| x .-. _______| |=|/ / \ | |_____|_""_| |=|=|=|_|_[X]_|____| jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ barn ]=- 4/98 +&- _.-^-._ .--. .-' _ '-. |__| / |_| \| | / \ | /| _____ |\ | | |==|==| | | |---|---|---|---|---| |--|--| | | |---|---|---|---|---| |==|==| | | ^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ farm ]=- 2/99 ' . 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'::. ~ OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM.............eieio! ~ , . .--. __|__ |____| / \ |____| / [] |____| |__________| | | ____ | | _ | |\ /| | | _[_]_ | | \/ | | | c") | | /\ | | | ,(_)' |__|/__\|__|__| -"- and on his farm there was a pig......eieio || || (\../) || || _||____________||____(oo)____||___________||_ -||------------||---"----"---||-----------||- _||____________||__@( __ )___||___________||_ -||------------||----"--"----||-----------||- || || || ||jgs ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ **I saw a similar pig somewhere and then made this one... and on his farm there was a rooster......eieio , # (\\_(^> (_(__)` || _||___ -||--- _||___ -||--- || ^^^^^^^^^^ and on his farm there were some ducks....eieio -- _ _ ,__(^< >@)_, (')< >O___, \___) (_>) <~_) (_=/ || || || || _||____________||____________||___________||_ -||------------||------------||-----------||- _||____________||____________||___________||_ -||------------||------------||-----------||- || || || || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ and on his farm there was a cow......eieio __.----.___ || || (\(__)/)-'|| ;--` || _||____________||___`(QQ)'___||______;____||_ -||------------||----) (----||-----------||- _||____________||___(o o)___||______;____||_ -||------------||----`--'----||-----------||- || || `|| ||| || || ||jgs ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ and on his farm there was a sheep......eieio {^--^}.-._._.---.__.-; || || {6 6 }.')' ( ) ).-` || _||____________||___( v )._('.) ( .' )____||_ -||------------||----`..''(.' ( ) .)----||- _||____________||______#`(.'( . ( (',)_____||_ -||------------||-------'\_.).(_.). )------||- || || `W W W W ||jgs ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Put them all together and you have: , # _ (\\_(^> _. >(')__, (_(__) || _.||~~ {^--^}.-._._.---.__.-;(_~_/ || (^..^) || (\(__)/) || {6 6 }.')' (. )' ).-` || __||____(oo)____||___`(QQ)'___||___( v )._('.) ( .' )____||__ --||----"- "----||----) (----||----`-.''(.' .( ' ) .)----||-- __||__@( )___||___(o o)___||______#`(.'( . ( (',)_____||__ --||----"--"----||----`--'----||-------'\_.).(_.). )------||-- || || `||~|||~~|""|| `W W W W ||jgs ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ "My Barnyard" * Joan Stark * spunk1111@juno.com * -=[ bull ]=- 12/96 ,/ \, ((__,-"""-,__)) `--)~ ~(--` .-'( )`-, `~~`d\ /b`~~` | | jgs (6___6) `---` -=[ bull ]=- 5/97 .-=-. .-=-. `) ) ( (` .' / \ '. ( ( _.-'`::`'-._ ) ) \ `'` .::. `'` / `-._\`~` `~`/_.-' _,=` / \ `=,_ ( ,(^\ /^), ) `~~` \0)\ /(0/ `~~` | /` '\ | | | | | | | / \ \() ()/ jgs `._-==-_.' `""` -=[ chickens ]=- 12/96 (\ }\ (\ }\ (\ }\ ( \_('> ( \_('> ( \_('> (__(=_) (__(=_) (__(=_) jgs -"= -"= -"= -=[ chicken ]=- 5/98 /'._ _, \ ;__.' } (`-._;-" _.--.}' /_' /` _} `. \_._.; '-.__ / jgs _/ `\ ^` ^` -=[ chicken with huge egg ]=- tweak 10/00 /'._ _, \ ;__.' } (`-._;-" _.--.}' /_' /` _} _.--"""-. `. \_._.; .' \ '-.__ / / | jgs _/ `\ \ / ^` ^` '._ .' `"""""` -=[ chicken in a basket ]=- 5/97 ,. (\(\) ,_ ; o > {`-. / (_) `={\`-._____/` | `-{ / -=`\ | .="`={ -= = _/ /`"-. (M==M=M==M=M==M==M==M==M) \=N=N==N=N==N=N==N=NN=/ \M==M=M==M=M==M===M=/ \N=N==N=N==N=NN=N=/ jgs \M==M==M=M==M==M/ `-------------' ,. (\(\) ,_ ; o > {`-. / (_) `={\`-._____/` | __`-{ / -=`\ |___ (___`={__-=_=__/___/___) \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/ \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/ \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/ jgs \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/ `------------' more chickens/roosters -=[ rooster ]=- 2/98 .".".". (` `) _.-=-. '._.--.-; .-` -' '. .-'`.o ) \ / .-_.--' `\ `;---) \ ; / / ;' _-_.-' ` `;"` ; \ ; . .' _-' \ ( ) | | / .-.-' -` '-.-' \ | .' ` '.-'-\` /_./\_.|\_\ ; ' .'-'.-. / '-._ \` / _;-, | .-=-.;-._ \ -'-, \ / `";`-`,-"`) \ \ '-- `\.\ '. '._ '-- '--'/ `-._ `'----'`; `"""--.____,/ \\ \ // /` ___// /__ jgs (`(`(---"-`) -=[ rooster ]=- 7/99 _ ;-.-._ .-" "-. \. _{ / \ / o )_ ; | ; ,__(_<` | / | \() | /`\ ( | ; \ \ | '-..-'; |\ '.;| ,_ _.= \ /`| \ '. '-' | \ '=. / '. / .' \ .'---';` jgs | / `. | _|| `\\ ` -.'-- .-'_'--. `" `-- -=[ chicks ]=- 7/99 .---. _ / ' .---. >| o ` `\ ` \ .---._ '._ , '-.; /` /' \ '._.' / '. .' `";--\_/ jgs _/_ | -'`/ .--;-- ' .' .---. .---. 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'._____.' \ ;::' / \ .; | _|_ _|_ ::| .-| '==o==' '|-. / | . / \ | \ | | ::| | | .| | ( ') (. )::| |: | |; U U ;|:: | `| |' | | \ U U / |' | | ##V| |_/`"""`\_| |V## jgs ##V## ##V## -= [ cow ]=- 6/98 _ (.".) _ '-'/. .\'-' ( o o ) jgs `"-"` -= [ cow ]=- 6/98 _ (.".) _ '-'/. .\'-' /_ _\ _...._ (` o o `)---` '. jgs /"---"` \ | / ;| | | || \\ \ \ \ /\\ \`;-'| |-.-'-, \ |) ( | ( | `-uu ( | || || || || /_( /_( /_(/_( _ (.".) _ '-'/. .\'-' /_ _\ _...._ (` o o `)---` .::'. jgs /"---"` .::' ' \ |: .::. / .::;| |' ::' .:| ':|| \\ \ \ '\ /\\ \`;-'| |-.-'-, \ |) ( | ( | `-uu ( | || || || || /_( /_( /_(/_( -=[ cow from the rear end ]=- 6/98 , , ___('-###-')__ '.__./ \__.' _ _ _ .-' 6 6 \ /` `--'( ('--` `\ | / ) ) \ \ _ _| | ( ( | (0_._0) | ) ) |/ '---' | ( ( |\_ | ) ) |( \, \ ((` / )__/ | /:))\ | d | /:((::\ | | |:::):::| | / \::##:::/ \ \ /;U#::U;\ / | | | u:u | | | | | \ / | | jgs | | _| | _| | / \""` `""/ \ | __| | __| `"""` `"""` -=[ cows ]=- 7/98 _ _ /` \ / `\ \ | | / ) / , , \ ( / | .)-` (-'.'\-. | \ | )` . 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' : ' , '.-` _.' `-.__.-' `./|/`-.)`-./`-.< '-.__.-' / '. ` .' \ | ,--. \ / .--, | | |.--\ \ / /--.| | | \( o| : : | o)/ | \ `--' : : '--` / \ : : / \ ; ; / '. _../ \.._ .' )'` `'---'` `'( | ('-. .-') | \ `"` `"` / jgs '.__.-'`'-.__.' `-...-' -=[ cow ]=- 1/99 (.`"-. c\_`.' .--.---'` \ /| \ / | ' \ / _.| / >/`ww \(( )\)\ )\\ jgs `"`"` `"` (.`"-. c\_`.' .--.---'` \ /| \ / | ` \ / _.| / >/`ww \(( )\)\ )\\ jgs `"`"` `"` -=[ cow ]=- 7/00 ___,,,___ _..............._ '-/~'~\-'` :::::' .:: \ |a a | ':::' `:: || | /::. :::. .:::. ::|| (oo/::' .::::..::::::. /| `` '._ /:::'''::::' <`\/ | /`--....-'`Y \)) ||| //'. |(( ||| // || jgs //( ` /( ``` `` -=[ donkey/mule ]=- 1/97 |\ /| |\\ //| | \\ // | |_=\\ //=_| | _=|| ||=_ | \ _=|| ||=_ / \_ =\',:;:,'/= _/ \__" `:` "__/ ) ( / \ | | |_ _| (0\ /0) | | `. .' | | | | ; | :| |; '/ \' (() ()) jgs \ / `---' -=[ donkey ]=- 8/98 _ ,,;;;,,,, _.---.._ \`-._ `';;;;;;;;;;;;;, `'. .--'-._';, ,;;';;''/ `;_ `';;;;' `'. | . '-._ ,;;:' / '> donkey characatures << 10/96 __ __ (__`\ (__`\ \\`\ `\\`\ \\ \ `\\`\ \\ \ `\\`\#\\ \# \_ ##\_ |## (___)(___)## (0) (0)`\## |~ ~ , \## | | \## | /\ \## __..---'''''-.._.._ | | \ `\## _.--' _ `. Y | \ `##' \`\ \ / | \ | `\ \ /_...___| \ | `\\ / `. | / ## | | | / #### | | | / #### | () () | \ | | _.-' ## `. .' `._. |______..| |-'| `------' | | | | | || | | | | | | || | | | | | | || | | | | | | || | _____ | | | |____| || | jgs / `` |-`/ ` |` | \________\__\_______\__\ """"""""" """""""'""" (`-. ,-') \ \\ / // \ \\ / // \ \\ / // \ `````-// (___)(___)-. (0) (0)``-._ |~ ~ , `-._ | | `-._ | /\ `-._ __..---'''''-.._.._ | | \ `-._ _.--' _ `. ) | \ `` \`\ \ / | \ | `\ \ /_....__) \ | `\\ / \ | / )) | | | / (((( | | | / )))) | () () | \ | | _.-' ((( `. .' `._. |______..| |-'| `------' | || | | || | | || | | || | | || | | || | rediddled by | || | | || | Allen Mullen _____ | || |_____| || | jgs / `` |` / ` |` | \________\__\_______\__\ """"""""" """""""'""" /\ /\ //\\ //\\ (/\ \\,,,,// /\) \ `````` / (___)(___)-. (0) (0)``-._ |~ ~ , `-._ | | `-._ | /\ `-._ __..---'''''-.._.._ | | \ `-._ _.--' _ `. ) | \ `` \`\ \ / | \ | `\ \ /_....__) \ | `\\ / \ | / )) | | | / (((( | | | / )))) | () () | \ | | _.-' ((( `. .' `._. |______..| |-'| `------' | || | | || | | || | | || | rediddled again | || | | || | by Allen Mullen! | || | | || | _____ | || |_____| || | jgs / `` |` / ` |` | \________\__\_______\__\ """"""""" """""""'""" -=[ goat ]=- 12/96 / / (\/_//`) / '/ 0 0 \ / \ / __/ \ /, _/ \ \_ `-./ ) | ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~\~. ( / \_} | / | ; | \ / \/ ,/ \ | / /~~|~|~~~~~~|~|\ | / / | | | | `\ \ / / | | | | \ \ / ( | | | | \ \ jgs /,_) /__) /__) /,_/ '''''"""""'''""""""'''""""""''"""""''''' -=[ goat ]=- 9/97 (\\ .--,\\\__ `-. a`-.__ | ') / \ _.-'-,`; / | { / ..-"``~"-' ; ) ;' ` ;' ;' , /;'| ,;';\ |\ | \ || | | )| ) | || | jgs | \| \ `##`## >> horse << 10/96 _(\_/) ,((((^`\ (((( (6 \ ,((((( , \ ,,,_ ,((((( /"._ ,`, ((((\\ ,... ,(((( / `-.-' ))) ;' `"'"'""(((( ( ((( / ((( \ )) | | (( | . ' | )) \ _ ' `t ,.') ( | y;- -,-""'"-.\ \/ ) / ./ ) / `\ \ |./ ( ( / /' || \\ //'| jgs || \\ _//'|| || )) |_/ || \_\ |_/ || `'" \_\ `'" @@ horse head @@ 11/96 ~~%%%%%%%%_,_, ~~%%%%%%%%%-"/./ ~~%%%%%%%-' / `. ~~%%%%%%%%' . ,__; ~~%%%%%%%%' : \O\ ~~%%%%%%%%' : `. ~~%%%%%%%%' `. _, ' ~~%%%%%%%%' .'`-._ `. ~~%%%%%%%%%' : `-. (,; ~~%%%%%%%%' : `._\_.' ~~%%jgs%%' ; -=[ horse ]=- 7/00 n##n, /" /## (__/ ##_ ___ | ``` `\ \ / / |\ || /_,-\ / # ||| >> > jgs //_( //_( -=[ horsehead ]=- tweak 7/00 .--.-. ( |\ `) (__/` ) ) / e ( ) .' \ ) |^ __/ ) ) \-__/\ ( ) jgs | `-' \ -=[ horse ]=- 9/00 .\\\\\ _, ,_\\\\\\//|, \/\\\`') ////, / __ `\////, | /a/ `\////, / ` `\///, / / \///, / __/ \///, |O) //` \ \//, '.___;' | `//, -=[ pooka (demon horse) ]=- 5/98 ,_ _ \`\ )\ , \`\| \/ |_/\ .-. , _/ ` ' |/\ _> \|\,_'> ______ <__, `\ ,`'` `'. /__ , / _ /)` ', <_/| `\/ \,; ' , \ /_, ) | /| | | ` / | b/ / ; / .' | _.'| ; | /__, | / | .' | / |, _ \ | | _.' \| 7/ / '.. .' \ /_ , ,_ , ` ; | / |`\ /\ | \ <' ,_ \ Y |/\ .-. | \-' >`\| ` <__, (.-.`'--''\ .. \ '-. / , / `'---'''`. ` `'. '. \ .'_/| \ ,_'-.._. '. \ `' _/ \ \\`""-._ '. ; < _, \ \\__ `-;-' '. | \_// \ \ _`, \ \ .' < \ / \ \ \/ ;.-'` '-===' '. ; ; <__, `'. .` , |-. ,__.' `'-. ,;' ; '.\ /` .;;' ; ` /` _.' | _.--'` \ (`( \ \ \ \ '.'. .` ,. ) ) .'`. '_.-'.-' jgs _,-'` _.-'`_.-` .' \_.'`\.-` '---` `--` -=[ horse heads ]=- 3/97 ,,,((((((((( )))))))),,, ,)))))))))))))))), ,(((((((((((((((, ,((((((((((((((((/`/( )\`\)))))))))))))), ))))))))))`` _ \\\ /// _ ``((((((((( ((((((((`` / /d /// \\\ b\ \ ``))))))) )))))))))) | /(( ))\ | ((((((((( ((((((((( .'| / ) ( \ |`. )))))))) ))))))))) ( \ ,/ \, / ) ((((((((( (((((((( \ "` `" / ))))))) jgs``))))) \ / ((((`` (( | | )) / \ -=[ horse ]=- 3/97 ,)))))))),,, ,(((((((((((((((, )\`\)))))))))))))), ///`_ ```((((((((( \\\ b\ \ ``))))))) ))\ | (((((((( ,,,, ( \ |`. )))))))) ____ ,)))))), \, / ) ((((((((-.___.-" `"((((((( `" / ))))))) \`))))) / ((((`` \((((( | `)) / | ))))) \ | / ((((( /) / _\ / ))))) // /'`"~-----~` `. \ (((( // /` `-._ `-. `))) // /` '.`-._ \ (( // /` `-.`\ \ `) // /` \ \ \ // / \ \ \ jgs // ( / (\ ( //__| /__/__| -=[ horse ]=- 5/98 ,_ _ \`\ )\ , \`\| \/ |_/\ ._. , _/ ` ' |/\ _> `-'\,_> <__, `\ ,/\/\ /__ , / _ / `/) >_,/\ <_/| \/\ ._\' , '-\ _ /_, ` >/| /| | >/< ` / ` | D/ / ; ` _\ .' | _.'| ; / /_, | / | .' _> < |, _ \ | ,_/ _.' \| 7/ / '..\ /_ , ` ; _.-' / | < <' | `7 .-' \ / / jgs `\_/|/\ _\. \_< -=[ horse ]=- 5/98 (\)))/), / (` \(((, |a a ) )))), | /:: ((((, | / \: ')))) \"_/ ) (((( / ))))'----"""```"-.__ ; :. ((( .:::. \))), | :' )) '::' ':. |((( ; / |)))) \ / | ;(((( `\ /`---""""`Y / ))) / /`| \`. .' ((( / /| | `\\ < )) | || | \\ \ | `\ | \\ \ jgs \/ || // / \/_( //_/ /__/ //__( ,%%%, % `%%%, |' )`%%, \_/\ %%%, __/ %%%--"""-.%, /`__| \%% \\ \ / | /'%, \] | /----'. < `%, || `>> > || ///` jgs /( //( -=[ rocking horse ]=- 3/97 )))))))),,, ,(((((((((((((((, )\`\)))))))))))))), /// _ ``((((((((( \\\ b\ \ ``))))))) ))\ | (((((((( ,,,, ( \ |`. )))))))) ____ ,)))))), \, / ) ((((((((-.___.-" `"((((((( `" / ))))))) \)))))) / ((((`` (((((( | )) / ))))))) \ | /(((((( /) / _| / )))))) // /.`"~-----~` \ \ (((( // /` `. '\ ))) // /` `-._ `-. (( // /` `-._ \ ) // /` \`\ \ , jgs // / \ \ \ , \`. // ( / (\ ( .'/ `.`~=//__| /__/__|=~`.' `=.`~~~~=.,_ _,.=~~~~~~_.=` `~=._ `~==.,__ __,.==~` _.=~` `~=._ ``~~~~~~`` _..=~` ``~~==..__ __..==~~`` ```` -=[ rocking horse ]=- 12/98 .--.-. ( |\ `) (__/` ) ) / e ( ) .' \ ) \^ __/ ) ) .'"-. \-__/\ ( )______ / `\ | `-; | `\.-. ) | \ / \ ) ) | '--' | ( ( | .-. .-. | `--` |\ /\/ | | \/ /| |\ './ / /------\ \ _.'//| \`';_/ / \\ \'_.'`/ '. `-./_`"""""` ;\_.-' .' jgs '-._ `""""""` _.-' `'-.........-'` -=[ rocking horse ]=- 10/00 _.._ /\\\/\ (\\\/)/\ /4 4 {}/\ / _/ \/\ |,, / '-;,----,-. _ \_j/ \ {}\ /{}\;;. / {}'--'{} |;;\ | {}{} |\;| | , ; ;( \__ _____\ / `' \ | | \ \ \ | | | \ \ \ jgs , | | | / / / , \`-.__;_| ( /_/ (__.-'/ `._ `````` _.' `""---......---""` -=[ horse ]=- 6/97 (\(\_ _.o o`\\\\ ("_ )))) '---' (((( .=, ) )))___.-""-./=;\\\ / ((( \ )))) ; | |// /\ | | (( ( \ /__.-'\ / ) / /` | / \ \ | / / \ ; \ (\ ( \\_ || || || \_] || || || jgs /_< /_\ jgs // >\ >\`- `- `- `- -=[ horse ]=- 6/98 , / \,,_ .'| ,{{| /}}}}/_.' }}}}` '{{' '. {{{{{ _ ;, \ ,}}}}}} /o`\ ` ;) {{{{{{ / ( }}}}}} | \ {{{{{{{{ \ \ }}}}}}}}} '.__ _ | {{{{{{{{ /`._ (_\ / }}}}}}' | \\___/ jgs `{{{{` | '--' }}}` =[ horse ]=- 2/98 ,_.-('--. .( '-.'.\'\_, / `-.`_;;-./(/=, |.-.-'.' .`.\ { .-.' \\,| /-'./ '._ <| \) { -./ |\ | {_/ \ | | .--"""--..,___,.;' |( o/ .' | `"` / / _.-'| `-._ .' .'/| _ `\ / .-'| \ , _.-`'-.__.' | / |( / | | / `'------'` \ \/ / \ ) \ / /`._ /`-./ / |.' / )', \._ `\ \___ / / .'_.; \ \ `) | / /` '._;.-,) `\ \/ | .-' / ( ) |_/ |_.' jgs .-' / \_.' -=[ horse ]=- 1/98 ,_.-('--. .( '-.'.\'\_, / `-.`_;;==/(/=, |.-.-'.' #`=.`.\ { .-.' 'O##\\,| /-'./ '._ # <| \) { -./ |\ # | ,__ {_/ \ |# | .--'( `""---.,.;'+; |(# o/ .' `";";"#`` # '. | `"` / .'.' #, ,# '.'. / _.-'| .'.'_ ##, ,## _'.'. `-._ .' .'/| '.__. `'.#####.-'.--'` _ `\ / .-'| \ , `'-._|#|_.'` ;-.__.' | / |( / | | / `'._ |#| _.-' \ \/ / \ ) \ / /`._ `""""` /`-./ / |.' / )', \._ `\ \___ / / .'_.; \ \ `) | / /` '._;.-,) `\ \/ | .-' / ( ) |_/ |_.' jgs .-' / \_.' -=[ carousels ]=- 1/98 |~~ _.:^:._ |~ _.-'.'.'.'.'-._ |~ <|><|><|><|>o<|><|><|><|> |__|__|__|___|__|__|__| : | -\|_ | : : -\|_ <<,<<` -\|_ : : <<.<<` | <<.<<`: :___|______|______|___: ______{=====================}______ jgs""""^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^""""""" |~~ _.:^:._ |~ _.-'.'.'.'.'-._ |~ <|><|><|><|>o<|><|><|><|> : -\|_ | -\|_ : : <<.<<` -\|_ <<.<<`: :___|____<<,<<`___|___: jgs____{=====================}______ |~~ _.:^:._ |~ _.-'.'.'.'.'-._ |~ <|><|><|><|>o<|><|><|><|> |__|__|__|___|__|__|__| : -\|_ | -\|_ : : <<.<<` -\|_ <<.<<`: :___|____<<,<<`___|___: jgs____{=====================}______ -=[ carousel horse ]=- 1/98 _..._ .'\\V//'. /_\V/-\V/_\ |//\\V//\\| \_/V\-/V\_/ './/V\\.' |\| |\| ,_.-('--.' |\| .( '-.'.\'\_, |\| / `-.`_;;==/(/=, |\| |.-.-'.'#, #`=.`.\ |\| { .-.' `##O##\\,| |\|/-'./ '._ # <| \) |\{ -./ |\ # | ,__ |\|{_/ \ |# | .--'( `""=--:;.;'+; |(# o/ .' `";";"#`` `# '. | `"` / .'.' #, ,# '.'. / _.-'| .'.'_ ##, ,## _'.'. `-._ .' .'/| '.__. `'.#####.-'.--'` _ `\ / .-'| \ , `'-._|#|_.'` ;-.__.' | / |( / | | / `'._ |#| _.-' \ \/ / \ ) \ / /`._ `"";"| /`-./ / |.' / )', \._ `\ |\| \___ / / .'_.; \ \ `) | |\| / /` '._;.-,) `\ \/ | |\| .-' / ( ) |_/ |\| |_.' jgs .-' / |\| \_.' |\| __|\|__ ____/ `"` \____ ____/ `'-----'` \____ / `'--..._____...--'` \ \_ _/ ``''---....___....---''`` -=[ my little pony ]=- 7/98 .,,. ,;;*;;;;, .-'``;-');;. /' .-. /*;; .' \d \;; .;;;, / o ` \; ,__. ,;*;;;*;, \__, _.__,' \_.-') __)--.;;;;;*;;;;, `""`;;;\ /-')_) __) `\' ';;;;;; ;*;;; -') `)_) |\ | ;;;;*; ;;;;| `---` O | | ;;*;;; *;*;\| O / ;;;;;* ;;;;;/| .-------\ / ;*;;;;; ;;;*;/ \ | '. (`. ;;;*;;; ;;;;;'. ; | ) \ | ;;;;;; ,;*;;;;\/ |. / /` | ';;;*; ;;;;;;/ |/ / /__/ ';;; '*jgs/ | / | ;*; `""""` `""""` ;' -=[ horse ]=- 7/98 ,_ |\'. \ \ \ ,_ \|_,|-'`'-')\'.-. ;-' | \ \ `'--._ / | | | `-. | \ | / \_,/\_/`-._/\_.-;'-._ / __ \/ \/ \_, =\ /-.\ \__/ |_, | \o_/ / /\ \ | \_/ ;_ / / \ \/ ;__'--._./_/ _;-` / `"-._( )-; | _ _ ;-' \ \ (C,/ / \ '.__.;-' jgs tweaked by Lianne ,_ |\'. ,_ \ \ \ )\`. \|_,|-'`'-'| \ \'.-. ;-' | | | `'--._ / \ | / `-. | \_,/\_/`-._/\_.-;'-._ / __ \/ \/ \_, =\ /-.\ \__/ |_, | \o_/ / /\ \ | \_/ ;_ / / \ \/ ;__'--._./_/ _;-` / `"-._( )-; | _ _ ;-' \ \ (C,/ / \ '.__.;-' jgs ** pig ** 10/96 (\____/) / @__@ \ ( (oo) ) `-.~~.-' / \ @/ \_ (/ / \ \) jgs WW`----'WW -=[ pigs ]=- 6/99 _ _._ _..._ .-', _.._(`)) '-. ` ' /-._.-' ',/ ) \ '. / _ _ | \ | a a / | \ .-. ; '-('' ).-' ,' ; '-; | .' \ \ / | 7 .__ _.-\ \ | | | ``/ /` / jgs /,_| | /,_/ / /,_/ '`-' _ ((`)_.._ ,'-. _..._ _._ \,' '-._.-\ ' ` .-' .' / ( / | _ _ \ | \ e e | ; .-. / ; ', '-.( '')-' '. | ;-' \ / / / /-._ __, 7 | \ `\ \`` | | | \ \_,\ | |_,\ jgs '-`' \_,\ ** pigs ** 10/96 __ _...,_ (, ) , , _..---'"' `-./ :`.----.':_.-'" `, : ^ ^ : ; : 6 6 : ; : : . ; : __ : : ; `:'.--.`:' . `. ; : o o : ;`-.___ `. .'`. `----': : : ```"''"'``. `. ; jgs : : : .' .' .' .' .'_.' .' .'_.' `---' `---' __ _,..,_ (, ) .,' `,./ .' :`.----.': `, : : ^ ^ : ; : : 6 6 : ; : : : ; : : __ : ; : `:'.--.`:' ; `. : o o : .' jgs : `----' : : . :'`: . : `.:.' `.:.' * pigs * 11/96 __,___@ [_'^ ) `//-\\ ^^ ^^ @___,__ jgs ( ^'_] //-\\' ^^ ^^ * pig * 11/96 (\__ (\ `\__ (`, .------.,-' b | `-/ ',__,-"` | `; , | \ ;.----/ ,/ jgs ) // / ( ( \ \ \`.`\ \ \ \ `-` `" `-`" -=[ pigs facing each other ]=- 12/96 (\__ __/) (\ `\__ __/` /) (`, .------.,-' b | | d '-,.------. '`) `-/ ',__,-"` `"-.__,' \-' | `; , | | , ,` | \ ;.----/ ,/ \, \----.; / jgs ) // / ( ( \ / ) ) `\ \\ ( \ \`.`\ \ \ \ / / / / // / `-` `" `-`" "`=` "``=` -=[ Three Little Pigs ]=- 5/97 @ & d .-"""-. .-"""-. .-"""-. / |\_/| \ / |\_/| \ / |\_/| \ | /e e\ | | /a a\ | | /6 6\ | | ( (") ) | | ( (") ) | | ( (") ) | \ `"^"` / \ `"^"` / \ `"^"` / jgs | |-| | | |-| | | |-| | W W W W W W -=[ flying pigs ]=- 9/97 _____ ____ `----,\ ) `--==\\ / `--==\\/ .-~~~~-.Y|\\_ @_/ / 66\_ | \ \ _(") \ /-| ||'--' jgs \_\ \_\\ ____ _____ ( /,----' \ //==--' \//==--' _//|Y.-~~~~-, _/66 \ \_@ (")_ / / | '--'|| |-\ / jgs //_/ /_/ -=[ pigs ]=- 9/97 .-~~~~-. |\\_ @_/ / oo\_ | \ \ _(") \ /-| ||'--' jgs \_\ \_\\ _//|.-~~~~-, _/66 \ \_@ (")_ / / | '--'|| |-\ / jgs //_/ /_/ -=[ pigs ]=- 3/98 _ _ _ __....._ _ '-)-' |_\_/ | .' '. '-)-' / \/ \-'` _| 6 6 ` | /..\ | \__/_, | / '--.___ \ \ \ / / /`----`;-. > / / / / / / jgs /_/__/ /_/__/ _ '-(-' _ _.....__ _ _ '-(-' .' '. | \_/_| `'-/ \/ \ | ` 6 6 |_ | /..\ \ | ,_\__/ / / / ___.--' < .-;`----`\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ jgs \__\_\ \__\_\ =[ pigs ]=- 7/98 ___ ',_`""\ .---, \ :-""``/` | `;' //`\ / / __ | ('. |_ ./O)\ \ `) \ _/-. ` `"` |`-. .-=; ` / `-. /o o \ ,_, . '. L._._;_.-' . `'-. `'-.` ' `'-. `. ' `-._ '-._. -' '. \ `\ | \ | | ; _. \ | | |-.(( ;. \ / / |-.`\) | '. ; / | |(_) ) | \ \ /` | ;'--' \ '.\ /` | / | /`| ; \ / | | | |-._ '. .' / | | |__.`'---"_;'-. .-' //__/ / | .-'`` _.-'` jgs //__/ //___.--''` ___ ,---. /""`_,' | `\``""-; / \ /`\\ ';' .') | __ \ / (` / /(O\. _| .-`| `"` ` .-\_ .-' \ ` ;=-. .' . ._, / o o\ .-'` . '-._;_._.J .-'` `.-'` _.-` ' .' .' '- ._.-' /` / / | ._ ; | | )).-| | | / (/`.-| \ \ / .; ( (_)| | \ ; .' | '--'; | `\ / / | \ | `\ /.' / \ / ; |`\ | '. .' _.-| | | | '-. .-';_"---'`.__| | | \ `'-._ ``'-. jgs| \ \__\\ `''--.___\\ \__\\ -=[ Ham -Toy Story ]=- 12/96 _ (,) _/ .--"_"--. ." |I| ". / |I| \ / |I| \ ; |I| ; | _ '"' _ | WAY TO GO /| |\\_,...,_//| |\ ID-A-HO! / | |-" 0 0 "-| | \ (//| / \ |\\) ^ \ | _..._ | / ^ '| .' 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().-=-.() c _','| |=. .=| jgs \\_// ( _0_ ) `"` `"""""` >> Hobbes << 10/96 _ _ ( ).---.( ) ./.="'"=.\. |=. .=| |_ 0 0 _| .` .---. '. : `---' : `._ '---' _.' _:-----:._ /={ }=_\ /_.{ }-_=\ |=|{ }=|-| |=|{ }-|=| \|{ }_|/ |{ } | |{ }=| |{ } =\ |`. .'=|`\ jgs |_=`|'`=_|`\`\ .'`. __|_=_|=___| `\`\_/./`' (((__(((_____) `.__/ >> Hobbes - face << 10/96 _ _ : :-----: ; .'.='"'=.`. :=. .=: := 0 0 =; .` .---. '. : `---' : `. '---' .' `:-----:' -=[ Hunter, the Quaker Parakeet ]=- 1/97 from: online comic strip entitled "Pet Peeves" now published in the Oakland Press! , _="=.=^; _, .-' '."^ "=._ _,-=.`; =-`\ `-==, ` `. .'=._ =-`'. _.-=`.-. ;_.'_,=-' '\~_ `-== / \.--. 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'-. /:::\\ //:::\ .-' '-.\|':':' `"` ':':'|/.-' `-./`. .-=-. .-=-. .`\.-` /=- / | \ -=\ ; | | | ; |=-.|______|______|.-=| |== \ 0 /_\ 0 / ==| |= /'---( )---'\ =| \ \: .'. :/ / `\= '--` `--' =/' jgs `-=._ _.=-' `"""` -=[ Garfield ]=- 7/97 -./\\_//\.- -`/ .-.-. \`- |=|__|__|=| |=\_o,o_/=| \-(_.^._)-/ jgs `-.___.-` -=[ Odie ]=- 3/97 _.._ _..---. .-" ;-" \ / / | | | _= | ; _.-'\__.-') | `-' | | ; | /; / _, .-.;.-=-./-""-.-` _` / | \ \-` `, | | | | |____|______| | \0 / \0 / / .--.-""-.`--' .' (# ) , \ ('--' /\` \ \ ,, .' \ `-._ _.'\ \ jgs `""` \ \ -=[ Olive Oyl ]=- 9/97 ____ .---. `\ /o o \ | | .' /_ c ( /\ ) .-' '-` _~.' ___/ /__ jgs /(( ' ' ))\ / `======` \ -=[ Popeye ]=- 9/97 .-'-. /` |__ /` _.--`-,-` '-|` a '<-. 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[] /o o \ | \ _\__) \=` | .' /_ C_ ` ,_/ c ( /<_\ | `-._ _...__ | -"`` ``"-, |, _. ) / /``"'---"`|-' / | .-' '-; | \ 6_) 6_)\ \ '. ) \ '. ,---' _.--.` / '-.._\- `""`.' `'-. .--' .=========| |=========, '. | | .' jgs `-._ `-._| .-' `-._ `_.-' '-.-' -=[ Elroy ]=- 11/97 o_ _ =\.= | \ ='\____/__/....,_ | .' _-; |/;-._ -_,' / \ ``"""` ( | | ^ ^ \ /`'` o _ o \ \_, ' ' | ;. /.__.' / .`._`'._____.'-. /`.| `-,.____.-;\ / | | | \ \ jgs | | '------' | | \ \ | / -=[ Astro ]=- 11/97 _ /|\ .--, | |/__.'/`/ | .-~-(--' | .-~~-\ ; \ | .-. .\ | | | |`\ | _\o|_|o|\ | / __--,=""", | | || '=,_,'\ ; | || /\ | \; \ \_.' |\/ \\ \._ \ ;-, jgs \\ \_:-' /_ ((\\_____/_)) }'======'{` /`"""""""""`\ -=[ Astro ]=- 12/97 |\ __, |\) ___.'/ / | `' __ /-' | '~~'| | /-||-| | \o||o/__ |.-.--'\__/\ || _ /\ / \\ `._.' |` \\_____/_ {_________} / \ / | / | / | / | | | .-. / | | ; jgs | Y ; | /-. __ | \ \ |/| ) .' `'; | ` \ | | /___ // / ` \__.---' | '---. `\ ``"""""""""` //_/___/`\__\_\\-' -=[ dilbert ]=- 11/97 (`'`'`'`') | | | | (|-()()-|) | (__) | | | |______| /._/\/\_.\ / , /\ \ ; / \\|| __\ ; |-| './ \/|-| \ | | | / '\___|____/` jgs |--LI--| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |__|___| .----'=||='----. `""""`" "`""""` -=[ dogbert ]=- 11/97 .-""-. .' \ / / |-()() ; | | ()| | `"` | ,_| | | | `-; (_} ; '., __.' / /| | jgs / / | | (__) (__) -=[ Dilbert and Dogbert ]=- 11/97 (`'`'`'`') | | | | (|-()()-|) | (__) | | | |______| /._/\/\_.\ / , /\ \ ; / \\|| __\ ; .-""-. |-| './ \/|-| .' \ \ | | | / / / |-()() '\___|____/` ; | | ()| |--LI--| | `"` | | | | | | | | | | | ; (_} ; | | | '., __.' | | | / /| | | | | jgs / / | | |__|___| (__) (__) .----'=||='----. `""""`" "`""""` -=[ Arthur ]=- 12/97 _ _ .'_'. .'_'. | ( \ \___/ / ) | '-.`' '`.-' _)__ __(_ // .\\-//. \\ \\__// \\__// |--' '--| | | ; .. ; \ __/ / ."`'.___.'`". .'/_.';-'.'-;'._\'. / \\_// \ ; '-' ; | { } | | { } | | _ { } _ | | } } | | { ___ ____ _} | |___{II____I_II_}___| {II_} | | {III} | | \|_|/ | | \\\; | ;/// `| | |` \ | | jgs | - | - / | | | | | | .--';-..._|_...-;'--. ( \\ _I_ // ) `"""""""` `"""""""` .-. .-. ((\'-"-'/)) /_ _\ ((.))=((.)) |'-' '-'| | | : .. ; jgs \ __.'/ '.___.' -=[ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ]=- 11/98 _.---._ _.-{_O___O_} _.---._ }_.'` `'. ,_.-(_O___O_) ( (`-.___.-`) ) )_.'_ _'. '.`"-----"`.' ( (_`---`_) ) `'-----'` '._`"""`_.' `"""`_.---._ _.---,_ ,__.-(_a___a_) jgs _.-(_o___o_) }_.'_ _'. }_.'_ _'. ( ( `.___.` ) ) ( (_`---`_) ) '.`"-'''-"`.' '._`````_.' `'-----'` `"""` _.---._ _.-(_o___o_) )_.'_ _'. _.-( (_`---'_) )-._ .'_.-'-._`"""`_.-'-._'. /` | __`"`__ | `\ | | .'` ^:^ `'. | | )'-.// | \\.-'( / // | \\ \ \ |=======.=.=======| / )`-| ( R ) |-'( \ \======/-\'\======/ / \,=( <_/;\_| )=,/ / -\ | /- \ | (`-'\ | /'-`) | \\_`\ '.__|__.' /`_// / / \ \ / /` `\ \ /_,="( )"=,_\ )-_,="\ /"=,_-( \ ( ) / \ | | / jgs )._ | | _.( _.-' '/ \' '-._ (__,' .' '. ',__) '--` `--' To the TMNT Fan Club Page: http://surf.to/TMNT -=[ Chilly Willy ]=- 11/98 _ .'`_:--"""'. .-. .' ,' .---' \_ / \.-'/ / .' .-/`0\ \ /._| | | / 0\ | '-' | | \ \ |_/_, \_| '. \__/___.' \ _:-'`\.-' '. / / , `;-.\__.-;___/| / | \_.-' / | ; / , | | |/`| | ; ,__/ | / '.__ _ \____/----. jgs .-' /`` `-.__/ `.___/ -=[ Huckleberry Hound ]=- 4/00 __....._ .-"`` _."; ;-......-"` | \ | \ | \ | \ |_..._ \ __..--""` _.-' _..--"" _..-"``-._.-----. "---;--"" __ / \ ( /__ __ ` | | `/-\/--\ \ | //`/ /`/ \ | /\\_\_\/ ;\ / ____ / . '._.' /` '.`"` _...._ | \___.' ,__ `\ | \ /|` | ; \ \ .' | | . '.\___..-'.__/ | | '. / _.-"| |""--.._\ .'`-" | | [_]_ _/ jgs \__..--""/ `""""`\ / \ _.-----. ;.___..-'| \ | \ _;__ _;-'` `__.-'` `';-"_"_``-.---. 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'. `\ ASCII ART GALLERY: /` / .--. `\_) http://www.ascii-art.com /` (_/ | ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/awards.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/awards.htm -- PLEASE CLICK ON BANNER -- SUPPORT ASCII-ART.COM -- THANK YOU. ~JGS [aamsz] .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ASCII Art Recognition & Award Page .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Media Articles Places to find "jgs" ASCII Art Online/E-zine Recognized Site Geocities Recognition More Site Awards! Top Rated "Focus Associates" Awards .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Media Articles: Computimes - New Straits Times, Malaysia&nbbsp; ( April 24th, 2000 - p.30 ) "Extending ASCII into works of art" -by Achuthsankar S. Nair Feature article in Malaysian technology newspaper National Wildlife Federation - Ranger Rick Magazine (Oct. 2000 - p.30-31) "Krazy Key-Kreatures" - color centerfold of ASCII "creatures" Creative Review Magazine ( July 1999 - p.18 ) Centaur Publications, UK review of "Young British Art: the saatchi decade" publication PCMania - Bulgaria ( June 2000 - pp.62 ) Volume6(25) 2 page color feature article about ASCII art by Xperro@pcmania.bg Morning Show (and interview)-- LIGHT 107.5FM St.Catharines/Niagara Region; Cool Site ( July 5th, 1999 ) James Scott and Bill the Engineer Computer Freak Show - - The Fan 1480AM / 93.1FM Augusta, Georgia; Internet Site of the Week ( June 26th - July 2nd, 1999 ) Paul Wellman The London Times ( June 2nd, 1999 ) CRÈME DE LA CRÈME keyboarding article by Chris Ward EXE Magazine ( June 1999, p.35 ) Centaur Communications, London ASCII art illustrations used for "A Media Fanfare" Review WebBound Magazine The Essential Web Resource Quarterly ( April-June 1999 - p.26 ) "You ASCII'd For It" - Feature Article ComputorEdge Magazine ( March 19th, 1999 ) ASCII Art - Feature Article by Kirk Kirksey KVII-TV ProNew7 Tech Center 10pm News, Amarillo, Texas; ( Nov. 13th, 1998 ) --"ASCII Art" Eric Spellmann Washington Post, Washington, DC; ( Nov. 13th,1998 ) WWW.Worthit Site; "Don't Mess With Text" "Ma`ariv", ISRAEL ( April 9th, 1998 ) -- ASCII Art Column Internet Magazin, GERMANY-- (April 8th, 1998 ) -- ASCII Art Feature Darling Magazine, Stockholm, SWEDEN ( Jan 20th, 1998 ) -- ASCII Art Feature by Dan Linder (translation/comments) il Giornale- Internettiamo, Milan, ITALY ( Dec 23rd, 1997 ) -- ASCII Art Column by Gianfranco Gallottti Cleveland Plain Dealer- Sunday Magazine, Ohio ( Oct 12th, 1997 ) -- ASCII Art Feature by David J. Swift Cleveland Plain Dealer, Ohio ( June 2nd, 1997 ) -- "Popular Cleveland Websites" San Jose Mercury Times, California ( May 25th, 1997 ) -- ASCII Art Feature by Erika Milvy Sun Newspaper, Cleveland, Ohio ( May 15th, 1997) Reviewed and Rated "A/A" by Dennis Seeds .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. More Places You'll Find 'jgs' ASCII Art: "World Online Digest" Software 2012 - Aa cyberspace odyssey Navy Blue - Volume 4.0 - Lifestyles Category, June 2000 "Bahn frei" by Monika Ehrenreich; Arena Verlag, Wurzburg, 2000 ISBN 3-401-00387-9 "Young British Art: the saatchi decade" designed by John Barnbrook; Booth-Clibborn Editions, London, 1999 ISBN 1-86154-0337 300 Incredible Things for Kids on the Internet by Ken Leebow;VIP Publishing, US 1999 (ASCII Art is #281) ISBN 0-9658668-1-5 1999: mac21 International Contemporary Art Fair (July 14 - 19, 1999) Malaga, Spain "Creating GeoCities Websites" by Ben Sawyer & Dave Greely; Muska & Lipman Publishing, 1999 ISBN 0-9662889-1-2 "Building Better Webpages", by Rebecca Frances Rohan; AP Publishers, 1998 ISBN 0-12-593185-9 Computer Desktop Encyclopedia, ASCII Art Entry The Funny Bone Humor Mailing List (weekly) - see online issues "Have A Nice Day" Daily Clean Humor Mailing List: Email: message: subscribe hand The James Report Newsletter- visit James Webb at Miracle Kids Blue Aquarius Astrology Mailing List Thought and ASCII Art of the Day Mailing List NBSR 'BOOT IT' Software Reviews Newsletter E-Mail Effects - Sig Software NSW Power Radio- Oberhausen, Germany- DAB- dynamic labeling program OC Software Solutions - Email Signature Shareware Software (6/99) Garden of Inspirations - Personalized Candy Bar Wrappers many MUDs and MUGs (text-based multi-user dungeons and games) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Online & E-zine- "recognized site" Truly Virtual Web Art Museum (May 1999 ) -- Y2K ASCII CyberArt Show cool dot com ( March 24th, 1999 ) -- Cool Bits Site of the Day, StartPoint start- Greece ( March 18th, 1999 )-- startTECH site NetKing.Com- Israel ( February 15th, 1999 )-- "Site of the Day" NetAccess ( December 1998 )-- Cool Site Virgilio- Italy ( December 1998 ) -- Highlighted Site Netwatching- China ( November 24th, 1998 ) -- Highlighted Site Lexington Leader-Herald News ( November 22nd, 1998 )-- ASCII Art Article Netscape Netcenter, ( November 16th, 1998 ) -- "Cool Siting of the Day" EchoNet- Russia ( November 16th, 1998 )-- "Site of the Day" Scout Report-NetHappenings [websitedaily], ( November 13th, 1998 ) Infoseek Computer Channel Site Peak Computing Magazine ( September 11th, 1998 ) Good Clean Online Fun WebMag- Japan ( Highlighted Site ) ToDo- Mexico (Highlighted Site) TotalSeek.com ( July 17th, 1998 )-- Cool Site AT&T WorldNet Service, ( June 1998 )-- "Explore the Net Starting Site-Door #3" Windows Magazine ( May 31st 1998 )-- Fred Langa's HotSpot of the Day Dummies Daily E-Zine (PC World Online Network), ( May 15th, 1998 ) Computer Currents Interactive Online Magazine ( April 6th -12th, 1998 ) -- "CCI Link of the Week" Philadelphia Art World ( December 1997 )-- Highlighted Site WebSideStory ( Dec 1st -7th, 1997 ) -- Pick of the Week Cyber Cafe ( September 14th - 20th, 1997 ) -- "Le Site de la Semaine" WIRED News, ( Aug 25th, 1997 ) -- ASCII ARTIST Article Daily Planet ( July 7th, 1997 ) -- Highlighted Site Tech Talk ( May 30th, 1997 and June 13th, 1997 ) -- "Weird Site of the Day" Daily Planet ( April 24th, 1997 ) --Highlighted Site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. GeoCities Recognition: Best of GeoCities- GeoCities Cool Site of GeoCities A-List Featured Site the Day GeoCities GeoCities GeoCities "A-LIST" Site "Featured Site" "Cool Page of the Day" ( May 28th, 1997 ) ( February 1997 ) ( July 4th, 1997 ) What an honor! Out of millions of sites GeoCities Landmark Site at GeoCities, this GeoCities webpage "Landmark Site" was selected as the 8th ( April 15th, 1998 ) "Landmark Site" ! .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. More Awards/Recognitions : Other people/sites have gratiously given wonderful awards to this homepage... Thank you! I appreciate the recognition... I also appreciate the support and promotion of ASCII Art ! -jgs AWARDS: (5-6 graphics per page) 0 -1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 21 - 22 - 23 - 24 - 25 - 26 - 27 - 28 - 29 - 30 31 - 32 - 33 - 34 - 35 - 36 - 37 - 38 - 39 - 40 - 41 - 42 - 43 - 44 - 45 46 - 47- 48 - 49 - 50 - 51 - 52 - 53 - 54 - 55 - 56 - 57 - 58 - 59 - 60 61 - 62 - 63 - 64 - 65 - 66 - 67 - 68 - 69 - 70 - 71 - 72 - 73 - 74 - 75 AWARD LIST (no award graphics) Thank you! I appreciate the recognition... I also appreciate the support and promotion of ASCII Art ! -jgs "Focus Associates" Rated AWARDS (graphic heavy) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. /| A |\ (_( (M) )_) =========== )|~~~~~|( \\]|[// ]|[ ]|[ This award trophy is donated to ]|[ Alt.ascii-art to award Masters of ]|[ Ascii Art in recognition of their /) ]|[ (\ work. 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[Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/howtocopy.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/howtocopy.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. How To Copy these ASCII Pictures .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 1) Use your copy/paste feature. Highlight the specific ASCII picture that you want to save and click "copy". Save it onto whatever text editor or word processing software that you like. (Personally, I prefer Windows notepad.) You may want to adjust your screen size. I've found that if you have a screen larger than 600 pixels, the copied ASCII art is saved too far to the right margin. 2) If you want to copy the colored pictures, you will have to copy the HTML source code. Simple copy/paste will not work. Please be aware that the colorized pictures are not coded for use in mIRC. See mIRC Colorization info page. There are several ways that ASCII art can be colorized-- HTML codes , mIRC codes, ANSI codes- to name a few. I've colorized using HTML codes. These pictures can be used on a website. If you do so, I ask that you link back to my site (you could add the link through the "jgs"). 3) Sometimes the pictures look "skewed" after you've saved them. If this happens to you, check the font. Chances are that you are viewing the ASCII art in a proportional-type font. Changing the font or saving the picture to another editor will solve the problem. This also happens in different mail readers. Check your font. If in doubt, see the mini-FAQ. 3a) Outlook Express Users-- to show plaintext, click on "Tools/ Options". Click the "Read" tab. Click the "Fonts" button. Select "Courier" or another non-proportional font for ALL of the listboxes. Then select smallest size. Click "OK". 3b) AOL and WebTV Users-- to my knowledge there are no font options for a non-proportional or fixed-width font-- unless you are using AOL4.0 (I'm not sure about WebTV). However be assured that the ASCII art you send can be received correctly by 90%+ of other internet users. 4) Please don't write to me asking for a complete collection or a zip file of all the ASCII art. I add new pictures to this collection all the time. I don't have a zip file available and won't because I don't have the time to constantly update a zip file. 5) Also, please don't write to me asking for the program I use to create these pictures-- I don't use one! If you really want a program to convert pics to ASCII, go to the FAQ. I don't guarantee great results with any program, however. 6) I often fill requests-- but only if time and inspiration permits. If you would like me to create something, please suggest it to me. I'll see what I can do. (NO lettering/names, please - see FIGlet) 7) Once again, please leave my initials intact. Non-commercial use only-- unless arrangements have been made. Links to this web site are appreciated as are postcards from your home city/country. -see Guideliness Thanks again. Enjoy my ASCII art! Share them with a friend! [jgsinitials] -- all ASCII artwork copyrighted ©1996-01 -- Joan G. Stark -- All Rights Reserved -- READ: Internet Copyright Information & Intellectual Property Law Primer .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. This is a great website resource-- It checks loading time, HTML design, deadlinks, site popularity, browser compatibility, spelling, and more! Try it-- submit your URL. "Web Site Garage" Tune Up Your Web Site Free: [http:// ][Go!] MORE WEBSITE RESOURCES-- places I have found useful .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/bugs9409.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/bugs9409.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Barnyard Fall 1994 Bugs Thank you David A. Bader... .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ************************************* | THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO SQUASHED BUGS | ************************************* _ _ \ / /- -\ /- -\ # \/ SQUASHED GRASSHOPPER SQUASHED ANT \ / \ / \ / -- -- / \ / \ / \ SQUASHED SPIDER SQUASHED SPIDERMAN \|||||||||||||||||||| /|||||||||||||||||||| SQUASHED CENTIPEDE \||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| /||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| SQUASHED MILLIPEDE ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| SQUASHED RULER ) ) ) ) ( ( ( ___----___ ( ___----___ / \ | / \ / \ | / \ / \ | / \ | | / __---__/ | / __---__/ /_____/ /_____/ SQUASHED JUICY BUG SQUASHED JUICY STINKBUG ______________ | | ()___|______________|____() /|\ /|\ / \ /\ THE BUGS STRIKE BACK \ / \/ / \ \ / / \ / | | \ \_/ / \ | | / \ \/ SQUASHED BUGS BUNNY .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/color8.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/color8.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Showcase of Colorized ASCII Works ( page 8 ) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ , ┃ ┃ / `\ ┃ ┃ / _\_\ ___ ┃ ┃ | | | .'__::\ ┃ ┃ \;"``"/ {_.__.}:; ┃ ┃ / (-\-| ___ |-/-);\:| ┃ ┃ | `-=-( /.-.\ )-=-`;|{} ┃ ┃ .(`-.__/-,// || {\__.-' } ┃ ┃ /;;\`- 7;;// > Cookie Monster << 10/96 .---. .---. : : o : me want cookie! _..-: o : :-.._ / .-'' ' `---' `---' " ``-. .' " ' " . " . ' " `. : '.---.,,.,...,.,.,.,..---. ' ; `. " `. .' " .' `. '`. .' ' .' `. `-._ _.-' " .' .----. `. " '"--...--"' . ' .' .' o `. .'`-._' " . " _.-'`. : o : jgs .' ```--.....--''' ' `:_ o : .' " ' " " ; `.;";";";' ; ' " ' . ; .' ; ; ; ; ' ' ' " .' .-' ' " " ' " " _.-' -=[ cookie monster ]=- 7/98 _ _ _/0\/ \_ .-. .-` \_/\0/ '-. /:::\ / ,_________, \ /\:::/ \ '. (:::/ `'-; \ `-'`\ '._ `"'"'\__ \ `'-. \ `)-=-=( `, | jgs \ `-"` `"-` / _ _ me want (.)(') more... / ___, \ .-. .-. _ \ '--' / (:::) (:::{ '-`--=-`-' }"` `-' `"/ \"` \ / _/ /\ \_ jgs { / \ } `"` `"` ~Elmo~ 9/96 __ __ .' '.' `. _.-| o | o |-._ .~ `.__.'.__.'^ ~. .~ ^ / \ ^ ~. \-._^ ^| | ^_.-/ `\ `-._ \___/ ^_.-' /' `\_ `--...--' /' `-.._______..-' /\ /\ __/ \__ | |/ /_ .'^ ^ `. .' `__\ .' ^ ^ `.__.'^ .\ \ .' ^ . ^ . ^ .' \/ / / ^ \'.__.' | ^ /| ^ | \ \|^ ^ | `\^ | ^ | `~| ^ | | ^ ^ | \^ / `. ^ .' jgs : ^ ; .-~~~~~~ | ^ ~~~~~~-. / ^ ^ | ^ \ \^ ^ / \ ^ ^ / `~~~~~~~~' `~~~~~~~~~' >> Elmo (face) << 10/96 .--. .--. _..-: o : o :-.._ .-'' `.__.:.__.' ``-. .' .' `. `. : '. : : .' ; : :-..__ `.___.' __..-; ; `. `. ''-------'' .' ,' `. `. .' .' `._ `-._ _.-' _.' jgs `-._ '"'"' _.-' ``-------'' -=[ Elmo ]=- 2/97 _ _ (o)(o) / () \ _ \ '--' / _ { '-`'"'"`-' } `"/ \"` \ / _/ /\ \_ jgs { / \ } `"` `"` .@@. / () \ _ \'--'/ _ { '-`""`-' } `"{ }"` _/ /\ \_ jgs {` / \ `} `"` `"` _ _ hehehehe (.)(.) \ / () \ _ \ '--' / _ { '-`""""`-' } `"/ \"` \ / _/ /\ \_ jgs { / \ } `"` `"` ~ Oscar the Grouch ~ 9/96 , :. , ,__.`|\' , \,^|/|='._=-_. -.,\ \_) \/(^_)\/ (_/ / -:__ .-'~__)` ___-`~. ___ ~(_'-)-~` -^~\ ~-.' _ '. .' _ `.-._~/^~. _.=^<-.'| (@) | | (@) | ->.-^` ~-._>-'`. .'~'. .'`-<~.' .-~^'__^^--~`_...__`~--^^. _,^= `-^ __.;--~`( | )`~--;-~-._`: __...'~``.~ ^'-._\_/_.-'^~-.~-_...__ /. ~- `\-. ^.~ .`~` `.~-. ^.-/~.- ^,\ jgs |^'- .` ~|_`-.._:_._,_:_,_..-'|- ~ . ',| |=|`, .~ '.|====================|^. ',`. |='| |/\__\__\__/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/\__/__/__/|/| | | | | | | | | | | | |(o __ o) | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ((__))| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |`--' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | -=[ Oscar ]=- 9/97 ____ ___________//__\\__________ /___________________________\ I___I___I___I___I___I___I___I < ,wWWWWwwWWWWw, > < WW( 0 )( 0 )WW > < '-' '-' > < ,._.--""--._., > < ' \ .--. / ` > < './__\_\.' > ___<.-.____________.-.>___ (___/ \__________/ \___) | \,_,/ \,_,/ | .-|/^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ |-. / (|/\| | | | | | | | | | /\|) \ '.___/| | | | | | | | | | \___.' || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs |\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ | | | `""""""""""""""""""""""""` -=[ Miss Piggy ]=- 9/97 __ __ / '. .' \ | |`\ \ / /`| | \.--' '-' '--./ .' .-'"'"'-. '. / .-(((( ))))-. \ .' / =/_o/___\o_\= \ '. .' / .-' '-. \ '. / / / \ \ \ / | \ \ / / | \ | \ /-`.__.__.`-\ / | \ \ ` \.-./ ` / / \ '-._ , '-' , _.-' / '. /()`'-'-=-'-'`()\ .' jgs `/`\ '()()()()()() /`\` __ __ / '. .' \ | |`\ \,,,/ /`| | \.;;;;;-;;;;;./ .;;;;-'"'"'-;;;;, ;;.-(((( ))))-.;; ,;;/ =/_o/___\o_\= \;;, ,;;;/ .-' '-. \;;;, ,;;;;/ / \ \;;;;, ,;;;;| \ \ / / |;;;;, ;;;;;\ /-`.__.__.`-\ /;;;;; ;;;;;\ ` \.-./ ` /;;;;; ;;;;;;-._ , '-' , _.-;;;;;; ';;;;/()`'-'-=-'-'`()\;;;;' jgs `/`\ '()()()()()() /`\` -=[ Kermit the Frog ]=- 9/97 .---. .---. ( -o- )---( -o- ) ;-...-` `-...-; / \ / \ | /_ _\ | \`'.`'"--.....--"'`.'`/ \ '. `._.` .' / _.-''. `-.,___,.-` .''-._ `--._ `'-._______.-'` _.--` jgs / \ /.-'`\ .'. /`'-.\ ` '.' '.' .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Fozzie Bear Homepage http://www.cobweb.nl/wcoumans/fozzie1.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/usmc.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/usmc.htm embed(/web/20091028043747oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/usmc.mid)Midi Controls .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. USMC Birthday .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Subject: USMC BIRTHDAY From: "C.Struble" Date: Sat, Nov 15, 1997 23:28 EST In 1969,as a young Marine, I was stationed in a CommCenter on Okinawa (3rdFSR)and we composed and sent this out to a slug of military installations. I decided to reproduce it and put it up hoping maybe someone remembers it or even better, is listed on it. If so, I'd sure like to hear from ya. 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'-. ) ( .-' .:| jgs\::. )-' '-( .:/ '-----' '-----' .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. SEASONAL: -=[ Mother's Day poem ]=- 5/99 H A P P Y M O T H E R' S D A Y 1 9 9 9 ____ |\ /| .' `". | Y | is for the million things she gave me, / | \ ___ | \__.-, (_, / \ \ /` 9 `\ / \___/ means only that she is growing old, ,_ )| 9 . |` _____ \'. '.\ ,_/ / | _\ \.--.'.___.' `'. | is for the tears she shed to save me, .-' _` a \.--, .' | `""` \ a K ; ,-'\ _.;_ |___| '.__,. (__.'`-._ ) | | is for her heart of purest gold; (_/\ '-. /_ ___ ;-._)-._/ _) |__ / `` \ |___ is for her eyes, with love-light shining, '-._______.-' ___ |_ |_ | |___) | | | | \ means right, and right she'll always be, |__;__/ .-"'-'|--\ Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER", '.___,_|""| A word that means the world to me. jgs \__/ -Howard Johnson CHARACTERS: -=[ Pikachu Pokemon ]=- 4/99 `;-. ___, `.`\_...._/`.-"` \ / , /() () \ .' `-._ |) . ()\ / _.' \ -'- ,; '. < ;.__ ,;| > \ / , / , |.-'.-' (_/ (_/ ,;|.<` \ , ;-` > \ / (_,-'`> .' jgs (_,' ,___ .-;' `"-.`\_...._/`.` , \ / .-' ', / () ()\ `'._ \ /() . (| > .' ;, -'- / / < |;, __.; '-.'-.| , \ , \ `>.|;, \_) \_) `-; , / \ / < '. <`'-,_) jgs '._) -=[ Pochacco ]=- 5/99 ,8, d8b 888 __ , 888 d88888b. -.\,- 888 `Y8888b."```"-888 /`" `8\ | | | | | | __ / O _ O \ /` '.\ '-' / \ .'. .; '. .' `"""""""` \ `\ /.-.| `| |` | | \___/ ;-.._______..-; jgs / | \ \___,---'---,___/ ,8, d8b 888 __ , 888 d88888b. -.\,- 888 `Y8888b."```"-888 /`" `8\ | | | | | | / O _ O \ \ '-' / jgs '. .' `"""""""` -=[ Hello Kitty ]=- 5/99 .-. .-._ _.../ `, _.-. | `'-' \ \_'` | \ '.__,/ `\_.--, / '._/ | / '. / ; _ _'--; '--|- (_) __ (_) -|--' .--|- (__) -|--. .-\- -/-. ' '. .' ` jgs '-._ _.-' `""--....--""` .-. __ _ .-. | ` / \ | / '.()--\ | '._/ _| O _ O |_ =\ '-' /= '-._____.-' /`/\___/\`\ /\/o o\/\ (_| |_) jgs |____,____| (____|____) .-. __ _ .-. | ` / \ | / '.()--\ | '._/ _| O _ O |_ =\ '-' /= jgs '-._____.-' SEASONAL: -=[ hearts ]=- 4/99 .-. .-. .-.| .-./ | | \/ | / \ / /` `\ /`/` jgs `\/` ANIMALS/BIRDS: -=[ ferret / cat? ]=- 4/99 _....._ ,_ _, .-' '. _ /7 \--/^| .' `'._.-' ; | _/ '. ^ _ ^/ .-' | ' '-._I.' / .'\ '-. .' / | / '-._ '-.,___,. , _.-L \ \ `""` `-._ \-'.__,\ jgs'-.; '-._'. ``` ``` -=[ puppy carrying dish ]=- 5/99 __ .--._,' `\ (__.' '-, / /_ _ \ __|e)e) | .'_ ; ,`) | (_) | /_.----._.' / \_/\___/ ,d8` \ / .-\\,oo8P` ; | / |;"` | | | || , _ /`'. \ './/'\. .' /.--;'-. | '--'.-._;' .' .-' /'-;` \ (((. .-'\ (((_.' \ ) jgs '._).'`--' `-` -=[ cats ]=- 4/99 , \)\_ / '. .---._ =P ^ ` '. `--. / \ .-'( \ | (.-' )-..__> , ; (_.--`` (__.-/ / .-.__.-'.' jgs '-...-' , _/(( _.---. .' `\ .' ` ^ T= / \ .--' | / )'-. ; , <__..-( '-.) \ \-.__) ``--._) jgs '.'-.__.-. '-...-' -=[ love bears ]=- 4/99 __..._.-. .-._...__ /.-. '-.) (.-' .-.\ \', \ / ,'/ | o'--D c--'a | \ / | | \ / ;._ _\ '-/ \-' /_ _.; .' __ `\`.-"-. .-"-.`/` __ '. .' .' '.|' ' '|.' '. '. / \ '._, ,_.' / \ ; '-._ \ / _.-' ; (| /'-.__/ \__.-'\ |) \ __ ,' '-. .-' ', __ / `/ `\.-'| '.' |'-./` \` | | '-. .-' | | | '-. ) ( .-' | jgs \ )-' '-( / '-----' '-----' __..._.-. .-._...__ /.-. '-.) (.-' .-.\ \', \ / ,'/ | o'--D c--'a | \ / | | \ / ;._ _\ '-/ \-' /_ _.; .' __ `\`.-"-. .-"-.`/` __ '. .' .' '.|' ' '|.' '. '. / \ '._, I ,_.' / \ ; '-._ \ LUV / _.-' ; (| /'-.__/ U \__.-'\ |) \ __ ,' '-. .-' ', __ / `/ `\.-'| '.' |'-./` \` | | '-. .-' | | | '-. ) ( .-' | jgs \ )-' '-( / '-----' '-----' __..._.-. /.-. '-.) \', \ | o'--D \ / | ;._ _\ '-/ .' __ `\`.-"-. .-"-. .' .' '.|' ' ', / \ '._, CARMEN | ; '-._ \ / (| /'-.__/ .' \ __ ,' '-. .-' `/ `\.-'| '.' | | '-. | '-. ) jgs \ )-' '-----' -=[ mouse with cheese ]=- 4/99 _ _ (q\_/p) .-. |. .| \ =\,/= )/ _ \ |\ (/\):(/\ )\ jgs \_ _/ |Oo\ `""^""` `"""` -=[ giraffe ]=- 4/99 _ o o \ \|/ _, __.' /`_/ /` u ;# `c-_..__,/ ## );:'## | ## |:.:## |. ## |:.'## |.::## / ' ## |.:' ## ;::' .:# / ' '# | .: '::.`'-..__ |:. .::' `', |::: ':. .:,\ \ ', . .::' .:: | | |'.|.:| ' ' /\# | \ '|._.:: | |## | /|.:| `"";`| .:|## / || / | ; '| \ // | \:'\ | | /\ / ; ;| \ | || | | || / | || | | || | _/ j| | _/ J| | (/_/_/ J (/_/_/ j jgs (/_/ (/_/ -=[ elephant ]=- 4/99 _ .' `'.__ / \ `'"-, .-''''--...__..-/ . | \ .' ; :' '. a | / | :. \ =\ ; \':. / ,-.__;.-;` /| . '--._ /-.7`._..-;` ; | ' |`-' \ =| |/\ . -' / / ; | =/ (( ;. ,_ .:| | / /\ | =| ) / `\ | `""`; / | | / / =/ | ::| | \ \ \ \ `--' =/ / '/\ / ) |/ `-...-` / | | `\ /-' /; \ ,,/ | \ D .' \ jgs `""` \ nnh D_.-'L__nnh `"""` PEOPLE: -=[ man at table, judge? ]=- /99 _,,,,_ //_\\\\\ ;/ \\\\; ( ' 7' ) ; __ ; \ __ / .---'__'---. /\\________//\ ___ ; '========' _;__\ / _____|______________|__/_\_____ jgs| | -=[ joker ]=- 4/99 _\@)_ ___ /`\ .' -,'-.__,@ / | `).-' _/ _\V^V^V^V/_ | /\ .=// ^.^ \\=. /\ / .'/| ._. |\'. / /-`. _\___/_ |/\/\ _@->` _ `<-@._ \ \.' @-'`\( `'-,@ '-. \ , @ , _.- `\ \ .'| : |` /'. _.' `"` \ : / /`\_| @ @_ _.'`""""""`'-\_\.--;` `-.` /, `, .-' _.@--; .-'| '. ;-._;@ jgs .' @' _.'. `@ \ | _.-'` '-. \ '-._ `-._n_ ) | `'-._ ) `-,.' / u-'--;`@ .' | / ,\ /, )\.'/ / ( \_.. '._.@ `-.-' -=[ girl w/ bunny rabbit ]=- 5/99 ____ .' `". / | \ | \__.-, (_, \ /` 9 `\ / ,_ )| 9 . |` \'. '.\ ,_/ / _\ \.--.'.___.' `'. .-' _` a \.--, .' | `""` \ a K ; ,-'\ _.;_ '.__,. (__.'`-._ ) (_/\ '-. /_ ;-._)-._/ _) / `` \ '-._______.-' |_ |_ | | | | |__|__/ jgs .-"'-'|--| '.___,_|""| \__/ RELIGION: -=[ chalice and host ]=- 5/99 .-. /_|_\ _\ | /_ .-" '-' "-. |`-.__ __.-'| |:. ``` | \:. / '-::. _.-' \ / { } / \ .'`-`'. jgs / \ `-.....-' FOOD: -=[ chocolate bar ]=- 4/99 __ __ __ __ __ /__/__/__/__/__/| /__/__/__/__/__/|/ jgs |__'__'__'__'__|/ -=[ coffee pot ]=- 4/99 __.-n-. \|'---'|-, | | )) | |-' jgs '.___.' -=[ coffee tea cup ]=- 4/99 _..,----,.._ .-;'-.,____,.-'; (( | | `)) ; ` \ / jgs .-' `,.____.,' '-. ( '------' ) `-=..________..--' -=[ carrot ]=- 4/99 ___ `-._\ / `~~"--.,_ ------>| `~~"--.,_ jgs _.-'/ '.____,,,,----"""~~```' -=[ beer hat ]=- 4/99 .--. .--. / _\_ .-";"-. _/_ \ | _|___|/ . . \|___|_ | |((|---|._. ._.|---|))| | `| | `"""` | |` | \ `"""#;._____.;#"""` / '. (# o o #) .' '-._\ ^ /_.-' __'._~_.'__ jgs / \ / \ MISC: -=[ stocking ]=- 4/99 _______ /::::::::\ |:::::::|:| |:::::::/:/ |::::::/:/ |=====;==| | | | | | | | | | | / / \ < < | \ \ | | | | | | | / / | ( ( / ) ) / .-'.-' jgs \_/\_/ -=[ sweater ]=- 4/99 ,.., .-//||\\-. / , , \ / ; ; \ /, /| |\ .\ \` \| |/ `/ \ \ / / jgs \_/||||||\_/ `"===="` -=[ key ]=- 4/99 .--. /.-. '----------. \'-' .--"--""-"-' jgs '--' -=[ trophy ]=- 4/99 ___________ '._==_==_=_.' .-\: /-. | (|:. |) | '-|:. |-' \::. / '::. .' ) ( _.' '._ jgs `"""""""` -=[ diploma ]=- 4/99 ________ (`\ `\ `-\ DIPLOMA \ \ (@) \ _\ |\ \ jgs ( _)_________) `----------` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] TO MAIN INDEX PAGESEARCH THIS SITE FOR THE ASCII ART YOU WANT .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/99june.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/99june.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. . . : . '. . : . .' ._ '._.-'''-._.' _. '-..' '..-' --._ /.==. .==.\ _.-- ;/_o__\ /_o__\; JUNE 1999 -----|` ) ( `|----- ASCII Art Update _: \_) (\_/) (_/ ;_ [jgseagle] --' \ '._.=._.' / '-- _.-''. '._.' .''-._ ' .''-.(_).-''. ' jgs .' ' : ' '. ' : ' ' .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. CHARACTERS: -=[ bugs ]=- 5/99 /`\/`\ _|`==`|_ (._`""`_.) /o \/o \ .---\__/\__/---. .-'\ \/ /`-. '-.\ /.-' )\ /( \ , , / _>|\/|<_ jgs -===' '===- (_____) ,-('(')-, <\ /> jgs .-\|V|/-. -=[ Star Wars - C3PO and R2D2 ]=- 6/99 .-. (o o) _ \=/ _ ( / \ ) //\___/\\ \\/ \// \ V / (|) jgs _|||_ '--'--' .-. /_ _\ |o^o| \ _ / .-'-'-. /`) . (`\ / /|.-'-.|\ \ \ \| (_) |/ / .-""-. \_\'-.-'/_/ /[] _ _\ /_/ \_/ \_\ _|_o_LII|_ |'._.'| / | ==== | \ | | | |_| ==== |_| \_|_/ ||" || || |-|-| ||LI o || jgs |_|_| ||'----'|| /_/ \_\ /__| |__\ .-. |o,o| ,| _\=/_ .-""-. ||/_/_\_\ /[] _ _\ |_/|(_)|\\ _|_o_LII|_ \._./// / | ==== | \ |\_/|"` |_| ==== |_| |_|_| ||" || || |-|-| ||LI o || |_|_| ||'----'|| jgs /_/ \_\ /__| |__\ .-""-. /[] _ _\ _|_o_LII|_ / | ==== | \ |_| ==== |_| ||" || || ||LI o || ||'----'|| jgs/__| |__\ .-. |_o_| /|='.|\ ||"_'|| jgs /|-v-|\ "" ^ "" -=[ Queen Amidala - Star Wars ]=- 5/99 , n , /|\ , |\_.' | '._/| )\._/:\_./( / / _(@)_ \ \ (| | e e | |) \\\ ' ( ' /// \\\._=_./// '\| |/ -=[ Bob the Tomato, Veggietales ]=- 5/99 _..-((-.._ .;".'_/'-.\-.;. .'` ` _ _ ` `'. / .:=.=:. \ | / 0|0 \ | | '._/`\_.' | | ,_\_/_, ; \ | | / '. '._.' .' jgs '-._ _.-' ``````` -=[ Eevee (Pokemon) ]=- 6/99 ;-. , \ '. .'/ \ \ .---. .-' / '. ' `\_.' |(),() | , ( __ / .' \ .''.___.'--,/\_,| { / \ } | '.\ /_.' / |'-.-', `; _.' jgs | | | |` `""`""`"""` -=[ Meowth (Pokemon) ]=- 6/99 .-. \_/ .-. \.-\/=\/.-/ '-./___|=|___\.-' .--| \|/`"`\|/ |--. (((_)\ .---. /(_))) `\ \_`-. .-'_/ /`_ '.__ __.'(_)) / \ // | |__.'/ \ /--'` jgs .--,-' .--. '----. '----`--' '--`----' -=[ Kakuna (Pokemon) ]=- 6/99 _.---._ .' '. / \ / /'-. .-'\ \ '.`"""` `"""`.' /'-._ _.-'\ /_.--\`-`/--._\ ; |'-'| ; | .'/ | \'. | | | \ | / | | \ \/\|/\/ / \_/ _ \_/ |-'` `'-| |.-"""-.| jgs \ .---. / '._ _.' ` SEASONAL: -=[ tombstone w/flowers ]=- 6/99 __.....__ .' 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(\/`"`\ __/`"`\/) ( , ( ) \/)-(\\`--')=(\/ .-""-, ) ) /___\\) |__\ /\ ( , ) ).-_' //||__ ||\\//` ( ( / , )/ /\ _ \\'--.) \\`` jgs '--),--' \/_/ ==- (/ (/ __ _,, /_ \ sSSSs \_\( s\_SS (\/`"`\ __/`"`\/) \/)-(\\`--')=(\/ /___\\) |__\ /\ //||__ ||\\//` \\'--.) \\`` jgs (/ (/ __ _,, /_ \ sSSSs \_\( s\_SS (\/`"`\___/`"`\/) \/)-(`-'-')=(\/ /___\ |__\ /\ //||__ ||\\//` \\'--.) \\`` jgs (/ (/ __ _,, /\\\ sSSSs \_ ( s\_SS (\/`"`\.__/`"`\/) \/|_(\/'-')=(\/ /,| |__\ /\ //||__ ||\\//` \\'--.) \\`` jgs (/ (/ -=[ man's face ]=- 5/99 .'```"". / / \ \__/` \ \ |_ _ '. | 6 6 `)/ | /_ | \ _, / | \__.' |_ _| / `'. jgs-` \ __-' .""```'. / \ \ / / `\__/ | .' _ _| \(` 6 6 | _\ | | \ ._ / | '.__/ .'` \ |_ jgs '-__ / `- -=[ bald guy w/big nose ]=- 5/99 _.-"""""-._ .' '. / \ ## .--. .--. ## ##_ ___ ___ __## _ ##-// \\=// \\-## _ / \# \\_0// \\_0// #/ \ \( \ '-;' ';-' / )/ |) | | (| \_/| / \ |\_/ | \__.-.__/ | \ .==.==. / '. \`---`/ .' jgs `. `"""` .' 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RELIGION: -=[ praying child ]=- _..._ .~` ~. { \ \~~`'._ / )- {,_} '.___,-', |\ _| \ \_| ` \ \ / \ _;--' \ /` /_ \ .___.-'| \ ^^^jgs^^^^^^^^`--`'------`--`^^^^^^^ -=[ Celtic cross ]=- 6/99 _..._ .-|>X<|-. _//`|oxo|`\\_ /xo=._\X/_.=ox\ |<>X<>(_)<>X<>| \xo.='/X\'=.ox/ \\_/oxo\_// ';<>X<>;' |=====| |<>X<>| |oxoxo| |<>X<>| _|oxoxo|_ jgs.--' `"""""` '--. -=[ bible ]=- 6/99 _______ / /_ / -/- / / / / / / /_______/ / jgs ((______| / `"""""""` FOOD: -=[ bacon and eggs ]=- 5/99 ___ __..--"".--.`""--..__ _..--" _.--/ \''--. "--.. .' .--. 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'` |____ jgs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -=[ church / cathedral ]=- 6/99 + | /o\ |~| , | | , /\/ _ \/\ .-.-.-|| (_) ||-.-.-. | # # || _ || # # | jgs _| || ||| || |_ """""""""===""""""""" === PLANTS: -=[ mushroom ]=- 6/99 ,xXXXXx, ,XXXXXXXX, XXXXXXXXXX `"""XX"""` XX XX jgs XX -=[ clover ]=- 6/99 .-. ( . ) .-.':'.-. ( =,!,= ) '-' | '-' \ jgs\\\\// SPORTS: -=[ chess pieces ]=- 5/99 _._ + , ( ) ( ) , [UU] T\ (^) / \ / \ (^) /T [UU] () || |\) / \ | | | | / \ (/| || () {} {} {} { } { } { } { } {} {} {} jgs {__}{__}{__}{___}{___}{___}{___}{__}{__}{__} -=[ trophy ]=- 5/99 .-..-""``""-..-. |(`\`'----'`/`)| \\ ;:. ; // \\|%. |// )|%: |( ((,|%. |,)) '-\::. /-' '::..' }{ {__} / \ |`----'| jgs | [#1] | '.____.' -=[ Arizona Cardinals ]=- 5/99 ,'~.-..__ _...._ `, '.- `` `'. `, _.--.,_`\ \ `'--.\o)/`/'. '._ `".-'.__\ jgs '. ;-..-' `""--.,_/ SCHOOL: -=[ magnifying glass ]=- 5/99 ___ .:---:. _ // # \\_...--'' \ || # |_ | \\ // ```--.._/ jgs ':===:' ``` -=[ needle and thread ]=- 5/99 .-_---...._____ .-((_.> _____::::::----- / '--\--"""' \ | '--. / _ \ ( ( / '. '-' \ | jgs / .-----'` ( '-. \ | _.' ELECTRONICS: -=[ light bulbs ]=- 5/99 _.-"```"-._ .' '. / .-. \ ; | | ; | | | | ; \_/ ; \ (_) / '. .' `;_______;` |_..--"`) (_..--'`| |_..--'`) jgs (_..--'`| `-...-` __ ."` `". / /\ \ | \/ | \ () / '.____.' {_.="} jgs {_.="} `-..-` __ ."` `". / \ | .-..-. | \ \ / / '.____.' {_.="} jgs {_.="} `-..-` .-"-. / \ | | | \_o_/ {===} jgs "-" DESIGNS: -=[ mobius strip ]=- 6/99 _______ / \\\\ / /\ \\\\ / ///\ \\\\ / //// \__\\\\ \ \\\\ / //// \ \\\\ //// \ \\\\//// jgs \ \\\/// `"""""` _______ / \::\ / /\ \::\ / /::\ \::\ / /::/ \__\::\ \ \::\ / /::/ \ \::\ /::/ \ \::\/::/ jgs \ \::::/ `"""""` -=[ designs ]=- 6/99 .--. \ / .--.\/.--. .--.| \\ |.--. \ / '--'/\'--' \ / .--.\/.--. / \ .--.\/.--. .--.| \\ |:--:| \\ |.--. \ / '--'/\'--' \ / '--'/\'--' \ / .--.\/.--. / \ .--.\/.--. / \ .--.\/.--. | \\ |:--:| \\ |:--:| \\ | '--'/\'--' \ / '--'/\'--' \ / '--'/\'--' / \ .--.\/.--. / \ .--.\/.--. / \ '--'| \\ |:--:| \\ |'--' '--'/\'--' \ / '--'/\'--' / \ .--.\/.--. / \ '--'| \\ |'--' '--'/\'--' jgs / \ '--' __ / \ \ / .--.\/.--. | \\ | '--'/\'--' / \ \__/ LOGOS: -=[ peace sign ]=- 6/99 _..._ .:' ||| ':. // ||| \\ // ||| \\ || ||| || || ||| || || //|\\ || \\ ///|\\\ // jgs \\///|||\\\// ':/_|||_\:' -=[ quilting logo ]=- 5/99 http://www.handmade.co.za/quilting/rendez.htm .-_---...._____ .-((_.> _____::::::----- / '--\--"""' \ | ,,._ '--. / / a_)--. _ \ ( \._ `;--.) , ( / '. .' ) \ ` /) /-' '-' \ / / | _)-'/ | | / /_.-' .'` / |_.; _.'` _.-') .-----'`_.--" _..)))-"` (\ ( jgs /__.-'`| | ` '-. | | \ \_/ | _.' .-_---....____ _ _ _ _ .-((_.> ____:::::----- |\ | |\ | | / \ |\ | |\ | / \ | | | | | / '--\--"""' | \| |-\ | | \_/ | \| |-\ |_ \_\ \_/ | |_ | \ | ,,._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ '--. / / a_)--. |_ |_ (_ | | | / |\ | ' ) / \ / \ / \ _ \ ( \._ `;--.) , | |_ ,_)| | |/ |-\ |_ /_ \_/ \_/ \_/ ( / '. .' ) \ ` /) /-' '-' \ / / | _)-'/ _ _ _ | | / /_.-' .'` |\ | |\ (_ | / \ |\ | |\ | |_ / |_.; _.'` _.-') | \| |-\ ,_) | \_/ | \| |-\ |_ |_ .-----'`.-" _..)))-"` (\ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ( __.-'| | ` |_/ | | | | | |_ |_ |_ (_ ' ) / \ / \ / \ '-. | | | \ |/\| | |_ | | |_ |_ ,_) /_ \_/ \_/ \_/ jgs \ \_/ | _.' -=[ Mastercard ]=- 5/99 .---------------------------------. / _______ _______ \ | .-' '-. .-' '-. | | .' .'. 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SMILEYS-EMOTICONS, ACRONYMS, AND PONDERINGS WRITE IN ASCII FONTS-- FIGLET (outside link) LINKS TO MORE ASCII ART SITES ALT.ASCII-ART-- USENET (outside link) ANIMATED GIF INFORMATION AND CREDITS MIDI FILE INFORMATION AND CREDITS AWARDS THIS SITE HAS WON EMAIL - jgs .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ...And onto my ASCII artwork... unless otherwise noted, they are my original creations... designed entirely with computer keyboard, monitor, Windows notepad, and with plenty of inspiration! ( no software conversions or special programs used ) .:*~*:. • THE NEW UNSORTED ASCII ART (most recent months) • CARTOON CHARACTERS (Disney, WB, Sesame Street, Comics, more) • ANIMALS (aquatic, pets, birds, reptiles, insects, farm, zoo, wildlife) • SEASONAL ITEMS (holidays, weddings, baby, birthday, thanks, more) • PEOPLE/CREATURES (men, women, children, religion, mythos, more) • OTHER CATEGORIES (celestial, fonts, sigs, flowers, buildings, more) • COLORIZED SHOWCASE of ASCII ART • JAVASCRIPT ANIMATIONS (Netscape 3.0+/Internet Explorer 4.0+) .:*~*:. . . . Search [ ]seek(*).( )The web . . . .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Please, enjoy my doodles... Be sure to bookmark this page and check back to see what I've made recently. I usually update this site with new ASCII Art around the beginning of the month. As always, I welcome your responses and feedback... Please keep in mind that even though I have posted my ASCII art on this website, the pictures follow internet copyright laws and still remain my property. If you would like to use any of this ASCII art for personal reasons, and/or if you would like to link to this site, or if you are having difficulties copying these pictures, PLEASE READ GUIDELINES GUIDELINES FOR USING ASCII ART jgs .:*~*:. RIDE THE RAIL! STATS Ride 'The Rail' [HG] 1000 Stars .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ASCII artwork copyrighted ©1996-01 Joan G. Stark Respect ASCII -- All Rights Reserved -- Artists Campaign ~ leave initials intact on all ASCII art images ~ Please read my terms if you would like to use these ASCII graphics. Internet Copyright Information and Intellectual Property Law Primer .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. LINKS TO MORE ASCII ART ! .:*~*:. TO MAIN PAGE- WWW.ASCII-ART.COM .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Please bookmark this site --and-- share the URL with a friend -- Thanks! -jgs -={+}=- http://www.ascii-art.com/ -={+}=- http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/-= {+}=- .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/faq.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/faq.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ASCII ART FAQ ( FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -------The ASCII ART FAQ Ten Commandments.--------- \\\\`/// / _ _| 1/ Thou shalt read the FAQ. (\'('\/') 2/ Thou shalt not remove the ______/( >(__ Signature from any ASCII ART. /`- \ \_=__| `\ 3/ Thou shalt not claim the Ownership / /__( _____\ _____ of someone else's ASCII ART. /_ \.____ ," "." ",__ 4/ Thou shalt read the FAQ. | / _\__/_ - / \ 5/ Thou shalt ask permission \/ /____ \ASCII ART FAQ /// before using Someone else's ) / / \__\ - | ASCII ART. '-.__|_/ ///| I VI | 6/ Thou shalt not sell Someone \_ | | | else's ASCII ART. | | II VII | 7/ Thou shalt read the darn FAQ. \ | | | 8/ Thou shalt not post / | III VIII | unaccredited ASCII ART without \ | | | mentioning that you didn't make it. \_ | IV IX | 9/ Thou shalt not assume that \| | | ASCII ART isn't ART at all. | V X | 10/ Thou shalt read the FAQing FAQ. |______b'ger______| .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. THE ALT. ASCII ART FAQ (1998) NEW MINI FAQ: FONTS AND TEXT EDITORS (1998) BOB ALLISON (SCARECROW)'S ASCII ART FAQ (1996) JORN BARGER'S ASCII ART FAQ (1993) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ---- Subject: FAQ: New to ASCII art? Read me first! ---- __ __ __ _ \\ \\ / ___ '|| ___ ___ __ _ _ ___ _/|_ ___ \\ /\\ / //_\) || // \)// \\ ||'||'|| //_\) || // \\ \/ \/ \\__,_||_\\__,\\_//_||_||_||_\\__, \|_\\_// ___ __ ___ () () ___ _,_ _/|_ __\\ (/_'// \)'||'|| ==== __\\'||\) || ((_||_,_/)\\__,_||_||_ ((_||_||_ \|_ Answers to frequently asked questions in the ASCII art discussion groups * news:alt.ascii-art * news:alt.ascii-art.animation * news:rec.arts.ascii Author: Matthew Thomas Version: 2.0 Last changed: 1998-05-10 NOTE: If you are new to Usenet News, please read the messages in news.announce.newusers before posting to any discussion groups. This FAQ is regularly posted to the newsgroups news:alt.ascii-art , news:rec.arts.ascii , and news:alt.ascii-art.animation. It is also available at the following locations: * http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/faq.htm * http://artpacks.acid.org/faqs/faq-altasciiart.html * http://vibes.vossnet.co.uk/i/ighaig/ascfaq.htm. * http://www.stud.uni-hannover.de/~freise/ascii/faq.html .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Contents 1. What is ASCII art? 2. What isn't ASCII art? 3. What goes on in the ASCII art discussion groups? 4. How do I view ASCII art? 5. How do I draw my own ASCII art? 6. What should I know before posting ASCII art? 7. Can I post to ask for some text drawn in ASCII? 8. Can I post to ask for an ASCII art picture? 9. How do I get an existing picture converted to ASCII art? 10. Can I post or use other people's ASCII art? 11. What should I know about signature files? 12. Where can I find more ASCII art? .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 1. What is ASCII art? ASCII art is any kind of artwork -- pictures, charts, cartoons, whatever -- drawn with the characters in the ASCII character set. The ASCII (American Standard Code for Information Interchange) character set is a set of 128 characters (0 to 127) which are standard on almost all types of computer. The only characters used in ASCII art are those with the values 32 to 126, which are shown below, and 13, which represents a carriage return (new line). The other characters in the ASCII character set (0-12, 13-31, and 127) are control codes for representing things such as `end of file' and `backspace'; they should not be used in ASCII art. 032 [space] 048 0 064 @ 080 P 096 ` 112 p 033 ! 049 1 065 A 081 Q 097 a 113 q 034 " 050 2 066 B 082 R 098 b 114 r 035 # 051 3 067 C 083 S 099 c 115 s 036 $ 052 4 068 D 084 T 100 d 116 t 037 % 053 5 069 E 085 U 101 e 117 u 038 & 054 6 070 F 086 V 102 f 118 v 039 ' 055 7 071 G 087 W 103 g 119 w 040 ( 056 8 072 H 088 X 104 h 120 x 041 ) 057 9 073 I 089 Y 105 i 121 y 042 * 058 : 074 J 090 Z 106 j 122 z 043 + 059 ; 075 K 091 [ 107 k 123 { 044 , 060 < 076 L 092 \ 108 l 124 | 045 - 061 = 077 M 093 ] 109 m 125 } 046 . 062 > 078 N 094 ^ 110 n 126 ~ 047 / 063 ? 079 O 095 _ 111 o These characters are almost completely standard, except for a few slight variations which you should keep in mind when drawing and viewing ASCII art: # (hash/pound): a hash sign on most computers, a pound (£- currency) sign on some British ones | (bar): a vertical line in most fonts, but in some it is split in the middle ^ (caret): differs in size depending on the font used ~ (tilde): appears in the middle of the line in some fonts, at the top in others ' (apostrophe/single quote): tilts southwest-northeast in some fonts, is vertical in others (this also applies to the comma ,). Here's a small example of ASCII art using some of these variable characters: a snow-scene paperweight, drawn by Joan Stark. How good it looks will depend to some extent on which font and computer system you are using to view it. ┌───────────────────────┐ │ ____ │ │ .-" +' "-. │ │ /.'.'A_'*`.\ │ │ |:.*'/\-\. ':| │ │ |:.'.||"|.'*:| │ │ \:~^~^~^~^:/ │ │ /`-....-'\ │ │ jgs / \ │ │ `-.,____,.-' │ └───────────────────────┘ People use ASCII art for a variety of reasons, some of which are: * it is the most universal computer art form in the world -- every computer system capable of displaying multi-line text can display ASCII art, without needing to have a graphics mode or support a particular graphics file format; * an ASCII picture is also hundreds of times smaller in file size than its GIF or BMP equivalent, while still giving a good idea of what something looks like; * it is easy to copy from one file to another; * it's fun to do! .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 2. What isn't ASCII art? The following specialized artforms are not ASCII art and are not welcome in the ASCII art discussion groups. 1. ANSI or `extended ASCII' art. Many computer systems have an extended character set of 256 or more characters, based on the ANSI or Unicode character sets and having the first 128 characters identical to ASCII. These characters should not be used in ASCII art because many types of computer system do not support them, and even those that do may not display them in a standard way (for example, the Windows ANSI character set is different from the Mac ANSI character set). 2. HTML art. HTML, the language used in Web pages, can be used to add special effects such as colours, font size, and blinking text to ascii art, and HTML can be read by some newsreaders. However, the key word here is `some'. To many newsreaders, HTML art will just appear as a jumble of and will be totally unrecognizable. If you want to create HTML art, do so by all means, but put it on a Web page and post the page address (URL) to the appropriate discussion group. Advice on how to do this can be found at http:// www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/asciionpage.htm. 3. ASCII art animated using JavaScript. This relies not only on the newsreader being able to display HTML, but also being able to run JavaScript. As with HTML art, put it on a Web page and post the address to news:alt.ascii-art.animation. Not all "ASCII" is ASCII! Certain computer operating systems use their own specific character sets which are modified hybrids of the original 128-character ASCII set. These "strains", if you will, have been deceivingly dubbed as "Extended ASCII" or "High ASCII" as they have added symbols beyond the first 128. Realize that while these extra characters may seem to give you more flexibility in your artwork, you are severely limiting your viewing audience to those who use the same operating system as you -- thus defeating the purpose of ASCII entirely! Please refrain from using these special characters in addition to the 33 special control codes in the real ASCII character set. Remaining within the 32-126 range benefits everyone in a multitude of ways. Not only by maximizing the number of potential viewers, but it also ensures proper interpretation of your artwork by others and will alter the way they perceive your abilities. This is just one of the necessary disciplines of becoming a true ASCII artists. [RaD Man] .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 3. What goes on in the ASCII art discussion groups?? In the ASCII art discussion groups people discuss ASCII art, post ASCII pictures, post improved versions or variations of pictures other people have drawn, and generally have fun. Types of messages which we usually enjoy seeing include: look, here's an ASCII picture I drew ... REQ: xyz (ie, has anyone got any ASCII pictures of xyz?) suggestions on, or improvements of, other people's ASCII pictures hey-guys-love-your-work-type messages! Types of messages which we usually don't enjoy seeing include: messages with the subject `ASCII art' (try to be a bit more informative, please) make money fast!!! ... (yawn, yawn, snore) heres the adress of my web site, come see it pleez (why should we?) don't read this, this is a test (that's what alt.test, misc.test, and many other `test' newsgroups are for) There are three ASCII art discussion groups. news:alt.ascii-art is the main group, where most of the discussion takes place. news:rec.arts.ascii is identical in purpose to news:alt.ascii-art, but it is a moderated group -- all messages pass through an intermeddiary (the moderator) who checks them for appropriateness before sending them to the group itself. The advantage of this is that there isn't any unwanted advertising in the group; however, the frequency of postings to news:rec.arts.ascii is very low at the time of writing (it was resurrected in November 1997 after the previous moderator, Bob Allison (`Scarecrow') retired in December 1996). If your news server isn't set up to allow direct posting to news:rec.arts.ascii, e-mail your message to the moderator, Don Bertino . news:alt.ascii-art.animation is specifically for discussion and postings of animated ASCII art [see Question 12]. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 4. How do I view ASCII art? If a picture you see posted to this newsgroup looks like a complete mess to you, don't panic. There are several reasons why it may look weird. ☆ If none of the pictures in the newsgroup look like what the sender describes them as, then you're probably using a proportional font. To view (and draw) ASCII art, you must use a fixed-width font -- one where all characters are the same width (like on a typewriter). If you're not sure if your font is fixed-width or not, check the following two lines and see if they're the same length. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii| mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm| If they aren't, find the option in your news reader which lets you specify which font to use. If you just have a choice between proportional and fixed width, choose fixed width. If you have a choice of which font to use, try different ones until you find a fixed-width one (using the `i's and `m's above as a guide). Popular fixed width fonts include Courier, Monaco, and Fixedsys; anything with `fixed' or `terminal' will probably be fixed-width. Some Internet Service Providers (ISPs) supply newsreaders to their customers which, strange as it seems, don't allow them to use a fixed-width font. If this applies to you, there's not much you can do except to ask them for a newsreader which does, or switch ISPs. ☆ If there are a lot of almost-blank lines in the picture, then the message is probably suffering from `wrapping'. This wrapping may be being done by your newsreader; see if it has an option called `wrap long lines' or similar, and make sure it is turned off. If this doesn't work, then the wrapping was probably done by the news program of the person who sent the picture, in which case there's not much you can do -- everybody else will be seeing the same thing. ☆ If there are a lot of < and > symbols in the picture, with words like HTML, FONT COLOR, B, I, and so on inside them, then the picture has been sent in HTML format (see Question 2), and your newsreader does not understand HTML (most newsreaders don't). If you still can't work out what the picture is supposed to be, try reducing the font size (if you can), and moving a couple of metres away. If it still looks unrecognizable, then it's probably a problem with the news program used by the person who sent the message -- or maybe it's just a really bad pictuure! .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 5. How do I draw my own ASCII art? You don't need a special program to draw ASCII art with. It can be drawn using any text editor, such as SimpleText or BBEdit in MacOS, Notepad in Windows, nedit, vi, or pico in Unix, BEd or AZ in AmigaOS, edit in DOS, or any of the various Emacs editors. You can use a word processor to draw ASCII art, but remember: (1) use a fixed-width font (see Question 4); and (2) using any special formatting (bold / italic / coloured etc) is a waste of time, as it will be lost when you post the picture. There are some features of editors/word processors which can help when drawing ASCII art. Overtype, also known as overstrike: removes the need for you to constantly realign characters using the Backspace, Space, and Delete keys. Try the Insert key if there is one on your keyboard, or look in your program's Options or Preferences. Rectangular copy and paste: allows you to select rectangular sections of text (not just rows or parts of rows). On programs which have this feature, it is usually done by holding down a key such as Ctrl while selecting text. Find/Change: allows you to change all the characters of one type to another (eg all the ~s to "s). But before you start, a word about fonts. For ASCII art you should use a fixed-width font (see Question 4), because every type of computer system is guaranteed to have one, and that after all is one of the main reasons ASCII art exists -- because everyone can view it. Different fixed-width fonts do vary slightly in the height of the characters, but for most drawings this doesn't matter that much. DON'T try to post pictures drawn in a proportional-width (ie non-fixed- width) font: even if you specify the exact font you used, the chances of other people being able to read it are pretty slim (even `standard' proportional fonts such as Times New Roman can vary in width from computer to computer). The other thing to be aware of with fonts is the difference between serif and sans serif. Here's roughly how an `m' looks in both: __ __ __ __ __ |/ \ / \ |/ \ / \ | | | | | | | | | | | | _|_ _|_ _|_ | | | Serif Sans serif The serif version has little strokes, or serifs, at the end of most of the main strokes, while the sans serif version doesn't (sans means `without'). For example, Courier is a serif font, and Monaco is sans serif. This isn't often important, but if you're using a sans serif font, just remember to use the vertical bar (|, above \ on most keyboards) to draw vertical lines, and not the capital i (I), otherwise it will look weird for people using serif fonts. It also means that you should think carefully before using characters like L and 7 for various corners -- they won't always look that good with a serif font. One way to make drawing ASCII art easier is to type a row of spaces for however wide you want your picture, and then copy this row and paste it for however many rows high you think your art will get. Then turn overtype on, stick your cursor somewhere in the middle, and you're ready to draw. If nothing springs to mind immediately, start with the ASCII art equivalent of the stick figure: O /H\ Person / \ Fiddle with it, and see what you can do... A _ o _ O Person wearing O` _O_ (< = Person about /H\ a dunce's hat /H\ Professor XHX Angel /H-' to eat a / \ / \ / \ / \ sandwich...? Gradually you'll be able to add things like scenery around the person: ___ ,---. / __\/---. ._, / \@-. -(_)- @ ' ` Person playing a banjo ,P while sitting against a d'O_, MT palm tree ... ____@/|/________ ::::@\O_,::::::: :::::::::::::::: Draw your cat, your toaster, your musical instruments, your partner, anything that will sit still long enough -- practice makes, if not perfect, then at least pretty good. Whether you do small drawings (less work involved) or large ones (easier to make a drawing recognizable) is up to you. The things which give beginning ASCII artists the most trouble are usually diagonal lines and circles. Here are some lines of various angles: | | / ,' ,-' _,-' | .' / ,' ,-' _,-' | | / ,' ,-' _,-' __..--"" | .' / ,' ,-' _,-' __..--"" | | / ,' ,-' ,-' __..--"" _______________ And here are a few circular shapes: _____ __ .-' `-. ,dP""Yb, .' `. ,d" "b, / \ d' _ `Y, _ ; ; 8 8 `b __ ,'" "`. | | `b,_,aP P __ ,' `. / \ ; ; """" d' .' `. / | | | \ / ,P" _ | | | / \ / `. .' a,.__,aP" . o (_) `.__.' `.__.' `.___.' `-._____.-' `"""'' The spiral is a good example of anti-aliasing -- using the particular shape of some chharacters (especially b, d, and P) to smooth the edge of a solid shape. A final point: don't use the Tab key. Pressing Tab will go along a certain number of spaces in your editor/word processor -- but that `certain number' is differennt for different newsreaders, editors, and so on, so your picture may suffer from what is known as `tab damage' when other people try to view it. Just use spaces instead. Here are a couple links to existing ASCII art tutorials: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/dcau.htm (Daniel Au's Tutorial) http://www.xs4all.nl/~klr/howto.html (Hayley Wakenshaw's Tutorial) http://www.inetw.net/~mullen/asciiart.htm (Allen Mullen's Site- several tutorials) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 6. What should I know before posting ASCII art? It doesn't matter if it's not particularly good -- we'd like to see it anyway. We won't be rude about it (although you'd better tell us what it is, or we might ask :-), but if it shows potential, you may find that other people will `re-diddle' it -- change a few characters, make it a bit better, and re-post it. HOWEVER, there are a few things you should check before you post any piece of ASCII art. Are you sending it as plain text? Some news programs, particularly those built in to Web browsers, read and write messages in HTML (HyperText Markup Language, the language which Web pages are written in). HTML allows colours and (using JavaScript) animations in ASCII art, but few newsreaders support it, and those which don't will show a whole lot of garbage text with your picture hidden inside it. So if you have one of these HTML-sending programs, PLEASE select the option which tells it to send messages as plain text only. If you have a picture which uses HTML for a particular feature (such as colours or animation), put it on a Web page, and post the URL of the page to alt.ascii-art, rather than posting the whole picture. Is it under 72 characters wide? Most news readers can only show lines which are under either 72, 76, or 80 characters wide, so if your picture is wider than 72 characters it may get wrapped (see Question 4). Also remove any unnecessary space characters from the end of each line of the picture, to prevent lines from being too long (and getting wrapped) without your realizing. Have you used any control codes? Inserting control codes (ASCII characters 0 to 31) in a picture can sometimes achieve interesting effects on your computer screen or news reader, such as reversing text, changing its colour, and so on. DO NOT post any of these pictures to alt.ascii-art, for two reasons: the effects that the control codes have on your news reader are almost certainly going to be different from those on the thousands of other news readers that other people use on some news readers, control codes can cause messed up displays, messages not appearing, or (in some cases) the news reader crashing. If your first line starts with one or more spaces, stick a dummy line (such as -- or .) above it, to prevent the spaces from being ignored by your news program (this only applies to some news programs, and only to the first line of the message). If you're not sure about whether your message will turn out ok, post it to a test newsgroup (such as news:alt.test or news:misc.test) first and make sure (using a different newsreader, if you can) that you can read it ok. [See Question 10 for advice on posting someone else's ASCII art.] .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 7. Can I post to ask for some text drawn in ASCII? Probably not, unless we're REALLY bored. The reason for this is that there is a program called Figlet which does that sort of thing automatically -- you type in `Jane Smith', and you get back ___ __, ( / ( o _/_ / / __, _ _ `. _ _ , / /_ _/_(_/(_/ /_(/_ (___)/ / /_(_(__/ /_ // (/ in this and a whole lot of other fonts (lettering styles). The ASCII text-art produced by Figlet can be quite stunning, so it's best to try it first before asking for help from the newsgroup. The Figlet home page is at http://st-www.cs.uiuc.edu/users/chai/figlet.html . This site links to the FTP site ftp://ftp.internexus.net/pub/figlet where you can download versions of the program for many different platforms. If you have a Web browser which has form support (most browsers do), you can run Figlet on the Internet by going to one of the following sites and choosing your text and options on the Web page. Different sites offer different options (eg multiple fonts at once, justification, line length etc). Some of these sites also provide an e-mail Figlet service for people with browsers which don't support forms. http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/ http://wwwcn.cern.ch/~rigaut/FigletJava.html http://www.schnoggo.com/figlet.html http://www.inf.utfsm.cl/cgi-bin/figlet/ http://saigon.mit.edu/dinhyen/figlet/figlet.html http://www.mediacube.de/cgi-bin/moniteurs/figlet/ http://www.ifi.unizh.ch/cgi-bin/bwagner/FIGLET/figlet.pl http://www.se.cuhk.edu.hk/~mcchau3/cgi-bin/express.html http://www.webserve.com/gateways/figletgateway.pl (Thanks to Shimrod and Veronica Karlsson for the original url list.) If Figlet doesn't produce the kind of results you want, THEN you can post to the newsgroup with your request. Make sure that you include: the fact that you have already tried Figlet, or don't have access to it (otherwise you will probably just get told to use it) a description of the kind of lettering you want, along with any other symbols or logos which you would like incorporated into it. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 8. Can I post to ask for an ASCII art picture? Yes, if we find it interesting. Give your request the subject `REQ: xyz' if you're looking for a picture of an xyz, then in the message describe more exactly what you're looking for. Generally, the more specific you are, the more likely you are to get someone to draw what you want: if you just say something like `can someone draw me a fish' then you're not likely to get many replies, because people won't be sure whether or not they're wasting their time by drawing something you won't want. If you don't have Web access, mention this fact, otherwise you may get replies consisting only of URLs for the kind of pictures you're looking for. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 9. How do I get an existing picture converted to ASCII art? There are computer programs which convert graphics files of a particular format (usually GIF) to ASCII art. They go by names such as ascgif, gifa, gifscii, and gif2ascii. Do a Web search for any of these programs to find places where you can download them. Try: gopher://twinbrook.cis.uab.edu/1A/atools.70 ftp://ftp.wwa.com/pub/Scarecrow/Gifscii/. However, the output from these programs is often not good (fiddling with the picture in an image-editing program beforehand may help). In this case, you can post a request to the newsgroup asking for someone to `asciify' it, but please don't post the picture itself. To save downloading time for people reading the messages, if possible give the URL (Web address) of the picture instead. If you saw the picture on a Web page, you can find out its URL by right- clicking on it (on the Macintosh, holding down the mouse button) and selecting `Open this image' (or its equivalent for your Web browser), then copy the URL from the Location bar to your news program (make sure you copy it exactly). If the picture is not on a Web site anywhere, put it up on your own site (if you have one), or get a friend to put it up on their site, and post the URL to alt.ascii-art. If you can't do this, post your request to alt.ascii-art and wait for an artist to reply, then e-mail the picture to them. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 10. Can I post or use other people's ASCII art? Don't assume that if somebody posts something to a newsgroup, that gives you the right to use it however you like; copyright laws still apply. For more information, see the article `Copyright Myths FAQ: 10 big myths about copyright explained' in news:news.announce.newusers. (It is also available at http://www.clari.net/brad/copymyths.html.) ASCII art is often an exception to this rule, though: generally, ASCII artists don't mind if you copy their pictures and repost them or put them on your own Web site for your personal use. There are a few important conditions, however. If the picture contains a few letters in one corner which don't seem to be part of the picture, they're the artist's initials. DO NOT remove these initials -- would you cut away the part of a Van Gogh painting containing his name? Leaving the initials on is a small price to pay for being able to use the picture for free. If you're going to use a picture in your signature file, or in a place (such as a log-in screen) which means you're going to be using it a lot, you should really e-mail the artist (or post to the newsgroup, if you don't know their address) and ask for permission, because otherwise people may get the mistaken impression that you were the one who drew the picture. As for posting other people's ASCII art, after a discussion in news:alt.ascii-art the following rules were agreed upon: If an ASCII ART picture has initials on it, leave those initials on when posting it. If an ASCII ART picture doesn't have initials on it, mention that you didn't draw it when posting it. If somebody posts a picture without initials and you have an original copy with initials, feel free to repost the original version. The repost ought not to be taken personally, as we all know that ASCII art often loses proper credits. Responses to the repost are not necessary. [Donovan] Here is an outline for you to follow... the five levels of politeness 1.) ULTRA POLITE:... you make your own ascii and use it. ._____________ 2.) VERY POLITE:... |\===========|| You contact the author and ask if you can use it... | \\be polite|| | \\\\ || 3.) POLITE:... | \\\\olite|| You use it but, you keep the Credits in there like | F \\\\ || they should be. | A \\\\ite|| | Q |||| || 4.) RUDE:...You use it and strip credits. | ||||ite|| | a ||||___|| 5.) VERY RUDE:... `\ z |||| You use it and claim that it Is _Your_ very own \ c |||| creation... \ |||| \ |||| [ Krogg- March'99 ] \|||| We on alt.ascii-art would like it if everyone could be on levels 1-3, but there isn't really a lot we can do. Please, if you want to use other people's ASCII Art, stick to levels 2 and 3 above! .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 11. What should I know about signature files? A signature file (or `sig' for short) is a small, personalized text file which an e-mail or news program adds to the end of every message a person sends -- the equivalent of a letterhead for dead-tree (paper) mail. Usually it contains little more than the person's name, organization, and e-mail address, and an inspirational quote of some sort; but some people like to incorporate ASCII art into their signature files as well. The biggest problem that this causes is the number of lines that the signature file takes up. This is a topic which, despite its lack of importance in relation to global warming, violence in society, and so on, can be the subject of heated arguments. To summarize, (almost) no-one will complain if your signature file is four lines long or fewer -- and it is quite possible to draw good ASCII pictures which are that small. Some examples are at: http://wwwtios.cs.utwente.nl/~kenter/sigs.html http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/sigs.htm. Some e-mail programs don't allow you to have a signature file which is longer than four lines, while others just complain. Five or six lines is usually acceptable, but any longer, and you're starting to take the risk that your signature will be longer than some of your e-mail messages; this wouldn't really make sense on paper, so it isn't really acceptable in cyberspace either. The exception is in messages posted to alt.ascii-art itself -- we're used to seeing long sigs, so we won't complain. But no matter what the length of your signature, make sure it's fewer than 72 characters wide, otherwise it may end up a horrible mess -- see Question 6. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 12. Where can I find more ASCII art? Lots of ASCII artists put up libraries of their own and others' ASCII art on their Web sites, as well as tutorials on how to draw ASCII art. Allen Mullen has links to many of these sites at http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/2695/links.htm. Yahoo also has a page dedicated to ASCII art, at http://www.yahoo.com/Arts/ Visual_Arts/Computer_Generated/ASCII_Art/ . And try Joan Stark's Web site: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/. Open Directory Project-- ASCII Art: http://directory.mozilla.org/Arts/ASCII/ To find out how to animate ASCII art using JavaScript, see http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Marina/4942/faq_hta.htm http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/animlesson.htm. THE END This document may be freely copied as long as Matthew Thomas is identified as the original author. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. To Top of Page To Joan's ASCII Art Gallery To Main List of ASCII Art Links To Geocities File: mirrors/jgs/data/computer.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/computer.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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Windows logo ASCII-- "ass-key" Linux penguin life in a fishbowl computers the "ultimate" computer system mouse Y2K logo computer disk 404 Space Goose panic button Icons -folders,notepad, etc cursor "buy" AOL logo .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. * tiny computer- 4 line * 11/96 _ |-| __ jgs |=| [Ll] "^" ====`o _ __ |-| jgs [Ll] |=| ====`o"^" * 5 line computer * 11/96 ____ ||""|| ||__|| jgs [ -=.]`) ====== 0 -=[ little computer ]=- 8/98 _ ___ |=| |[_]||-| )_(\|_| jgs :::::O -=[ person sitting at computer - 5 lines ]=- 12/96 _ ~0 (_| |(_~|^~~| TT/_ T"T jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ bald guy at computer ]=- 4/98 ___ .' `'. / _ | #__/ \--/ \ (, \'/ \\'/ .----. | -' | /| '--. \ '= / || ]| `-. /`-.__.' || ]| ::| .-'`-.__ \__ || ]| ::| / `` `. || ]| ::| _ | \ \ \ \| ]| .-' / \| \ | \ L.__ .--'( | |\ `. | \ ,---|_ \---------, | | '. './\ \/ .--._|=- |_ /| | \ '. 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' [_]_=,__/\ | |_\_ |----| |----| _/_| | |/ | | | | \| | jgs | /_ | | | | _\ | -=[ email mailbox ]=- tweak 7/00 ..--""| | | | .---' (\-.--| |-----------. / \) \ | | \ |:. | | | | |:. | |o| E - M A I L | |:. | `"` | |:. |_ __ __ _ __ / `""""`""""|=`|"""""""` |=_| jgs |= | -=[ millenium bug ]=- 12/98 _ _ \ \ .-"""""-. / \_> /\ |/ / \.'` `',.--// -( Y2K I I @@\ \ /'.____.'\___| '-.....-' __/ | \ (`) jgs / / / \ \ -=[ Y2K bug ]=- .--. .--. _ ` \ / ` _ `\.===. \.^./ .===./` \/`"`\/ , | y2k | , / `\|;-.-'|/` \ / |::\ | \ .-' ,-'`|:::; |`'-, '-. | |::::\| | | |::::;| | | \::::// | | `.://' | jgs .' `. _,' `,_ ** Apple Logo-McIntosh ** 10/96 .8 .888 .8888' .8888' 888' 8' .88888888888. .88888888888. .8888888888888888888888888888888. .8888888888888888888888888888888888. .&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&' &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&' &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&' @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%. `%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%. `00000000000000000000000000000000000' `000000000000000000000000000000000' `0000000000000000000000000000000' `###########################' jgs `#######################' `#########''########' `""""""' `"""""' -=[ Windows logo ]=- 10/98 .----------------. | _ | | _.-'|'-._ | | .__.| | | | | |_.-'|'-._| | | '--'| | | | | '--'|_.-'`'-._| | jgs| '--' ` | '----------------' -=[ Windows logo ]=- 9/00 _.-;;-._ '-..-'| || | '-..-'|_.-;;-._| '-..-'| || | jgs '-..-'|_.-''-._| -=[ Linux penguin ]=- 2/98 _..._ .' 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'./ _| _ /.`'./ (.\-/.)--------.__________________.-------{.'. { \6 6/ / \ `\.'`\ ( =\ /= ______/....................\______ \.'.\ \ /O\ | | }'.'} ) / \ | [[[[[[[[[[ === () () () | {'.'/ ( U U | ________ | `~` \(| |)| [[[[[[[[[[ === [________] | _w___w_:----------------------------------:_______ | [] [][][][] [][][][] [][][][] [][][] == ===== | | | | [][][][][][][][][][][][][][]_ [][][] [][][][] | | [_][][][][][][][][][][][][]| |[][][] [][][]|| | | [] [][][][][][][][][][][][__| [][][]|| | | [__] [][][][][][][][][][][___] [] [][][]|| | | [_] [_][_____________][_] [_][][][] [__][]|| | '--------------------------------------------------' -=[ dog on computer ]=- tweak 8/00 _,=.=,_ ,'=. `\___, / \ (0 | __ _ / \ ___/ /| | ''--.._ | | \) || | ===|\ ', _/ .--' || | ====| | `"`; ( || | ===|/ [[[[]]_..,_ \|_|_..--;"` / .--""``\\ __)__|_ .' .\,,||___ | | ( .' -""`| `"";___)---'|________|__ |\ / __| [_____________________] \| .-' `\ |.----------.| \ _ | || || jgs ( .-' ) || || `""""""""""""` """ """ -=[ Does Your System Have Bugs? ]=- 4/97 .--. .--. _ ` \ / ` _ `\.===. \.^./ .===./` \/`"`\/ , | | , / `\|`-.-'|/` \ / | \ | \ .--. .--. .-' ,-'`| ; |`'-, '-. _ ` \ / ` _ | | \| | `\.===. \.^./ .===./` | | ;| | \/`"`\/ | \ // | , | | , | `._//' | / `\|`-.-'|/` \ jgs .' `. / | \ | \ _,' `,_ .-' ,-'`| ; |`'-, '-. ` ` | | \| | | | ;| | .--. .--. | \ // | _ ` \ / ` _ | `._//' | `\.===. \.^./ .===./` .' `. \/`"`\/ _,' `,_ , | | , ` ` / `\|`-.-'|/` \ / | \ | \ .-' ,-'`| ; |`'-, '-. | | \| | | | ;| | .--. .--. | \ // | _ ` \ / ` _ | `._//' | `\.===. \.^./ .===./` .' `. \/`"`\/ _,' `,_ , | | , ` ` / `\|`-.-'|/` \ / | \ | \ .-' ,-'`| ; |`'-, '-. | | \| | | | ;| | | \ // | | `._//' | .' `. _,' `,_ ` ` -=[ Greeting Cards ]=- 4/97 _.-'| _.-' | _.-' | .-'____________|______ | | | Your computer | | is dead... | | and it was so alive | | _______ | | |.-----.| | | ||x . x|| | | ||_.-._|| | | `--)-(--` | | __[=== o]___ | | |:::::::::::|\ | jgs | `-=========-`() | | You shouldn't have | | installed: | | | | -= Win'95 =- | `---------------------` -=[ Understanding the Technology ]=- 5/97 _ .----------/ |<=== floppy disk / | | / /| | _________ / / | | | .-----. | /___________/ /| | |=| |-| [____________]/ | | |~|_____|~| | ___ | | | '-| |-' | / _) | | | |.....| function ======>|.' | | | | |<=== application key | | | | input |.....| software | | | | `--._| main =>| | | | | de-bugging || storage | | | ;______|_________________ tool ====>|| | | |.' ____\|/_______________ `. || | | /| (______________________) )<== user || |____________|/ \___________________________/ interface|| '--||----: `'''''.__ | || || jgs `""";"""-.'-._ <== normal flow | central || || | `-. `'._of operation /<== processing|| || | `\ '-. / unit || surge ().-. | | : /` || control ==>(_((X)) | .-. : <======= output || device '-' \ | \ ; /_________ .-''-. `\ \|/ '-..-' | /_\ /| /______\ /`-.____ | / / [____] / _ /_____________| _ / /_ peripherals ==>/_\___________________/_\__/ /~ )__ (hardware) |____________________________|/ ~ ) |\\\ ///| (__~ ~ ~(~~` | \\V// | overflow (input/output error) ===> (_~_ ~ ~_ `) | |~| | _________ `--~-' '` | |=| | _|`---------`| supplemental data ===>| | | | (C| |<=== back-up (()____ | | | | `\ / (' `\______, \ |=| / `=========` mouse ==> `,,---,,' \|_|/ -=[ Cartoon Joke ]=- 5/97 Arranged by: pc5065@harrier.fen.bris.ac.uk (PN Clark) .~~^~^~^~^~^~^~~~. 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It's easy to screw up (which the warlorders call 'tabdamage'). If your wp offers typeover-mode, that's likely to work better than insert-mode, for preventing tabdamage. Here's a primitive animation (that also illustrates the use of lineweight to simulate depth). The protagonist is just a circle with a heavy ascii lineweight, abstractly representing a character named Joy Hoy: _+m"m+_ Jp qh O O Yb dY "Y5m2Y" The faster your modem, the nicer this works: ========================================================================== . :: :: .. : . .::::.: :: - :. :':::::.:::: /-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/ | :':'::.::::::.: - . , . . . | \- - :''::':'::: ... _/ | . . <^o^o^^o^> . . | ] \- -::'::'::.::/ | . <^o^^o^^o^^o^> , | : ..\:::':'::/ | . . <^^^^^^^^^^^^^^> . | ] : .. _ -=_ | , H.:. /.../..:H . . | ] : ./ \ | . . . I://.//./ /::I , | ] :/ \ | . H:.: /.//...:H .. | ] / / \ \ | :. I.:/.//.//..:I .: . _+m"m+_ | ]/ / \ | . , H:../// /./::H . .. Jp qh | / \ \ | ., . I./:/../// .:I , . , O O ___|/ / \ \|____;__H:. ////:/./:H_________ Yb dY "Y5m2Y" / __________________ / __________ _______"_____ =======_=======_===_===__________ ========================================================================== ========================================================================== . :: :: .. : . .::::.: :: - :. :':::::.:::: /-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/ | :':'::.::::::.: - . , . . . | \- - :''::':'::: ... _/ | . . <^o^o^^o^> . . | ] \- -::'::'::.::/ | . <^o^^o^^o^^o^> , | : ..\:::':'::/ | . . <^^^^^^^^^^^^^^> . | ] : .. _ -=_ | , H.:.//... ..:H . . | ] : ./ \ | . . . I://.//. //::I , | ] :/ \ | . H:.://.//...:H .. ] / / \ \ | :. I.:/./ .//..:I .: . _+m"m+_ / / \ | . , H:../////./::H . .. Jp qh J888888888888h | ., . I./:/../ //.:I , . , ______ O O / 88 \\\ \ \ \ 88 |____;__H:.// //:/./:H_________ Yb dY 88 \\\\\\ \\\ \ 88 "Y5m2Y" / 8 \\\\\\\\\\ \\ 8 _________________ / J888888888888888888h __________ ______"______ 8OO8XX [YBNNDY] XX8OO8 ==_======_====_===__________ ========================================================================== ========================================================================== . :: :: .. : . .::::.: :: - :. :':::::.:::: /-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/ | :':'::.::::::.: - . , . . . | \- - :''::':'::: ... _/ | . . <^o^o^^o^> . . | ] \- -::'::'::.::/ | . <^o^^o^^o^^o^> , | : ..\:::':'::/ | . . <^^^^^^^^^^^^^^> . | ] : .. _ -=_ | , H.:.//.../..:H . . | ] : ./ \ | . . . I: /.//.// ::I , | ] :/ [==] \ | . H:.://.//...:H .. | ] / / [d==b]\ \ | :. I.:/.//.//..:I .: . | ]/ / " " \ | . , H:.. ////./::H . .. | / _+m"m+_ \ \ | ., . I./:/..////.:I , . , __________|/ / Jp qh \ \|____;__H:./ ///:/./:H_________ O O / Yb dY _________________ / "Y5m2Y" __________ _______"_____ =======_=====_=====_===__________ ========================================================================== ========================================================================== . :: :: .. : . .::::.: :: - :. :':::::.:::: /-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/ | :':'::.::::::.: - . , . . . | \- - :''::':'::: ... _/ | . . <^o^o^^o^> . . | ] \- -::'::'::.::/ | . <^o^^o^^o^^o^> , | : ..\:::':'::/ | . . <^^^^^^^^^^^^^^> . | ] : .. _ -=_ | , H.:.//.../..:H . . | ] : ./ w \ | . . . I://. /.///::I , | ] :/ \ | . H:.://.//...:H .. | ] / / \ \ | :. I.:/.//./ ..:I .: . | ]/ / \ ' . , H:../ ///./::H . .. | / \ _+m"m+_ . I./:/..////.:I , . , __________|/ / Jp qh __H:./// /:/./:H_________ O O / Yb dY _________________ / "Y5m2Y" __________ _______"_____ ___===_====_======_===__________ ========================================================================== ========================================================================== . :: :: .. : . .::::.: :: - :. :':::::.:::: /-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/ | :':'::.::::::.: - . , . . . | \- - :''::':'::: ... _/ | . . <^o^o^^o^> . . | ] \- -::'::'::.::/ | . <^o^^o^^o^^o^> , | : ..\:::':'::/ | . . <^^^^^^^^^^^^^^> . | ] : .. _ -=_ | , H.:.//.../..:H . . | ] : ./ \ | . . . I:/ .//.// ::I , | ] :/ \ | . H:.://.//...:H .. | ] / / \ \ | :. I.:/.//.//.. ! .: . | ]/ / \ | . , H:../// _+m"m+_ . . | / \ \ | ., . I./:/.. Jp qh . , __________|/ / \ \|____;__H:./ // O O ____ Yb dY / "Y5m2Y" _________________ / __________ _______"_____ =======_===_=======_===__________ ========================================================================== ************************* The ASCII character set ************************* The American Standard Code for Information Interchange supplies a character-assignment for each number from zero to 127 (7F in hexadecimal). As I understand it, Internet protocols are optimized for this seven-bit range--if you're trying to ftp an eight-bit-wide file, you have to specially request 'binary' transmission. (So the opposite of binary, here, is *ASCII*.) Only the numbers from 32 to 126 (20 to 7E hex) are defined as *printable* characters (the others are defined as control codes): 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 A B C D E F =-------------------------------- 2 | ! " # $ % & ' ( ) * + , - . / <- <- <- 20 hex is the 3 | 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 : ; < = > ? blankspace 4 | @ A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O 5 | P Q R S T U V W X Y Z [ \ ] ^ _ 6 | ` a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o 7F is non-printing 7 | p q r s t u v w x y z { | } ~ <- in the US ("rubout") Unfortunately, this narrow standard ignored the needs of many other cultures: the British 'pound' sign, letters with accents in French and Scandinavian alphabets, etc., which led them to introduce slight modifications to the standard, making the following symbols (at least) non-universal: {^ ` { curly brace 1 ^ caret ` backquote #| } # hatch/hash mark | pipe } curly brace 2 ~\ ~ tilde \ backslash ]$[@ [square brackets] $ dollarsign @ at-sign [The test-graphic is vaguely a woman with a rose in her teeth, on my screen anyway...] Furthermore, even within the US, different typefaces assign significantly different shapes to some characters, for example: "|" (C7) is sometimes drawn as a continuous line, sometimes broken in the middle. ...@... ...@... (So this becomes a "^" (5E) may be anything from ..@.@.. to ..@.@.. 'Pinocchio' smiley: ....... .@...@. { ;^) Similarly with "<" and ">". ....... @.....@ (...doesn't it?)) Depending on your character set, any of these may be the blackest black: @#%* (I'm often seeing people choosing "#", which on my screen looks totally blotchy.) Any of these may display at different heights: ~^*-=+ Lettershapes may have serifs or not, and ascenders and descenders may be straight or curved. (Proportionally-spaced fonts, as opposed to monospaced, are of course *hopeless*. On the Mac, I favor Monaco 9, for its simplicity. Courier is another normally-monospaced family.) Even monospaced fonts may display with different aspect ratios (v:h), at least within GUIs, which can turn circles into ellipses and squares into rectangles. Different newsreaders may space the lines differently, too, with the same outcome. (What was the IBM- monochrome aspect-ratio?) For Internet transmission, you can assume the display is 80 characters wide, although if you trim this a bit it will allow images to be e-quoted without wrap-around. (If you use all 80, can the CR cause wraparound in some pagers?) Normal screen height is 24 or 25 lines, but when you're laying out a page you should assume you'll use a control-L before and after each screenful of text, to maintain the alignment, and this turns out to limit the height to 22 lines. ********************************************* Line-draw vs. greyscale character palettes ********************************************* Most ascii art so far has leaned almost entirely on less than twenty of the available characters-- what might be called the 'line-draw' character palette: / \ | - _ = . : ' ` " ~ < > ( ) [ ] Here's a cute example of the potential of this palette, a pastiche that re-combines an incredibly cool self-portrait by Jonggu Moon and a state-of-the-art dragon (off rec.games.mud, I think, but I got it 2ndhand and missed the credit). Notice, though, how the lines are mostly the same weight, creating a flatness: _ __,----'~~~~~~~~~`-----.__ . . `//====-_ ___,-' ` -. \_|// . /||\\ `~~~~`---.___./ ______-==. _-~o~ \/ ||| \\ _,'` __,--' ,=='||\=_ ;_--~/_-'|- |`\ \\ ,' _-' ' | \\`. '-'~7 /- / || `\. / .' //// || | \\ \_ / /- / || \ / / ____ O-O--= | \\.`-_/ /|- _/ ,|| \ / ,-' ( ^ _/\_ --_ \ `==-/ `| \'--===-' _/` /\~-\/ \ `-| /| )-'\~' _,--~' /|`/ _ \_ \ '-~~\_/ | | `\_ ,~ /\ / | : U_/ / / \ \__ \/~ `\__ \(__:__ \_/ _,-' _/'\ ,-'~____-'`-/ ``===\ =@===== ((->/' \|||' `. ~`-/ , _|| | | \_ ~\ `^---|__i__i__\--~'_/ / | | __-^-_ `) \-.______________,-~' / /| | //,-'~~`__--^- |-------~~~~~' | | | | //,--~~`-\ |__| |__| /#_) |#\ Tools for pasting clip-art *with appropriate 'hidden-line removal'* do not exist, so one must settle, for now, for a word processor with rectangular cut and paste. (Nisus on the Mac, MS Word in recent upgrades?) The animation sample at the beginning of this FAQ uses mostly linedraw, but also a bit of greyscale in the foreground (darker lineweight) and in the far-background (lighter weight). *Greyscale ascii art normally assumes you're displaying dark letters on a light background*. This won't be true for many pc-monochrome monitors. (Here's a page, again. Notice also how a degree of 'random noise' adds to the sense of realism, like avoiding using too-straight lines or too-symmetrical shapes.) ========================================================================== . :: :: .. : . .::::.: :: - :. :':::::.:::: /-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/ | :':'::.::::::.: - . , . . . | \- - :''::':'::: ... _/ | . . <^o^o^^o^> . . | ] \- -::'::'::.::/ | . <^o^^o^^o^^o^> , | : ..\:::':'::/ | . . <^^^^^^^^^^^^^^> . | ] : .. _ -=_ | , H.:.//... ..:H . . | ] : ./ \ | . . . I://.//. //::I , | ] :/ \ | . H:.://.//...:H .. ] / / \ \ | :. I.:/./ .//..:I .: . _+m"m+_ / / \ | . , H:../////./::H . .. Jp qh J888888888888h | ., . I./:/../ //.:I , . , ______ O O / 88 \\\ \ \ \ 88 |____;__H:.// //:/./:H_________ Yb dY 88 \\\\\\ \\\ \ 88 "Y5m2Y" / 8 \\\\\\\\\\ \\ 8 _________________ / J888888888888888888h __________ ______"______ 8OO8XX [YBNNDY] XX8OO8 ==_======_====_===__________ ========================================================================== ************************ ASCII fonts (linedraw) ************************ Here's some ascii fonts that use only the linedraw palette. (I'd like to collect full alphabets for these.) Notice that they all use the underscore for the topline of the letters, so an almost-full line of blank must be left above them: ___ _ _ _ _ _____ | || |_ ___ _| ||_| ___ __ _| |_ / ___\ ___ __ ___ ___ | | || .\/ ._\/. || |/ ._\| \|_ _| | / __ / _ \ | / \ / _ \ |___||___/\___/\___||_|\___/|_|_| |_| | \_\ \ | __/ | /\ | | __/ \_____/ \___/ |_| |_| \___/ _ __ __ __ _ __ ___ __ __ ___ _ _ | |/ / / _| / _|| | / \ | __|/ _|/ _|| __|| \| | | ( ( (_ ( (_ | |_ | __ || __|\_ \\_ \| __|| | |_|\_\ \__| [] \__||___||_||_||___||__/|__/|___||_|\_| ___ __ __ ___ ____ ___ ____ _____ ___ _____ ___ ____ / \| | |/ \| \ / \ / ___| ___|/ \|_ _|/ \| | | =+= | =+= | =+= | =+= | =+= | \__ \| ___| +=+ | | | | +=+ | +=+ \___/|__|__|__|__|__|\_\__|__| |___/|_____|__|__| |_| |__|__|____| /\ ___/\___ ___ __ __(__) __ _______ _/ __/\ \/\ / \ | |/ ___\/ \/ ___/ \___ \_/ \/ _/\ \| _/ /| | \ / ____ _/ | \ \/ \ \_/ / \_ \| | | \ \/ _/ \ ___/\__|| \____/| |\__/__|__| \_ | \/ |____/ |__| |____/|__| /\ ___ (__)_____________ ___________ \ \/\ | |____ \____ \/ \_____ \ _/ \ | | _|/ / _|/ / _/\ \__|/ / \ \/ \| | \_ \_\_ \_\_/ /\_ \_ \__|| |__| |\___/ |\___/____/ |\___/ |____/ |__| |__| |__| Here's an especially readable box font (in tumbling-dice mode): __ ____ __ ____ __ __ /\ \ / \_\ / /\ / \ \ / |\ / /\ / \_\ / /\ |_| / / /| /\ \ \ / ||/ / / / /\ | |\ \/ /_/_ / / / \ \/ \ \ / |/ / / / \/ |_| \ __ \_\ /_/ / \ /\ \_\ / /| / / / /\ ./_/ \ \ \/_/_\_\/ \ \ \/_// / | / / \ \/ |_| \ \_\ /_/\ \ \_\ /_/ /|_/ / \__/_/ \/_/ \_\/ \/_/ \_\/ \_\/ And an impressively tiny one: ________ ________ / /_ __/\ /\ \__ _\ /___/_/_/\/ \ \___\_\_\ \___\_\_\/ \/___/_/_/ Warlorders call most ascii fonts "BUAFs", for butt-ugly ascii font. (buaG substitutes G-for-graphic.) I'm on the lookout for fonts that might pass for butt-beautiful, and I'll settle for butt-bearable... :^) Here's my new favorite (anybody know Jules?): _| _| _| _| _|_|_ _|_|_ _| _| _| _| _| |/ \|_ _| _| _| _| _| _|/ \| \|_|_/ \|_|_/ _|_|_| \|_|_| \|_|_/ For page-layout, the linedraw palette is useful for making boxes and frames, which adds to a screen's 'page-appeal' in the same way a picture-frame sharpens the look of a wall-poster. ********************* Texture and gesture ********************* I experienced a personal ascii-art epiphany last winter, on seeing a few signatures where people used this: _/ as a tile, which provides an amazing sense of *texture*: _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ Another (flatter) sort of texture: The same, randomized: *::*::*::*::*::*::*::* ::*:::::***::::::::::: *::*::*::*::*::*::*::* :::::::**::::::*::::*: *::*::*::*::*::*::*::* :*::*:*::*::::*::::*:: *::*::*::*::*::*::*::* :::*::::::*::*:*:::::: *::*::*::*::*::*::*::* ::*:*::::*:*:::::::::: *::*::*::*::*::*::*::* ::::::*:*::::*:::::::: *::*::*::*::*::*::*::* *::::::::**:::::::::** *::*::*::*::*::*::*::* ::::*::::::*:::::*:::: If your wp's macro-language includes a random-number function, you can generate textures by writing a 'Spatter' macro that fills a rectangle with the letters of any string, randomly scattered. _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ As far as I know, _/ _/ _/ the first appli- _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ cation to allow _/ _/ _/ _/_/_/ _/ the use of a mouse _/ _/ _/ to draw ascii _/ _/_/ _/ _/ *gesturally* will _/ _/ _/ _/_/ be Matt Mora's _/ _/ _/ _/ AsciiPaint (for Mac), _/ _/ now in beta. (Watch _/ for announcements.) _/_/ It made this easy: _/ _/ _/ ***************** ASCII greyscale ***************** ASCII art has its roots in the technology of *mosaics*. Most mosaics use small elements with a single, solid colorshade. By this standard, ASCII offers 95 shades of grey! (When I was small, a design firm in my town built a hi-tech mosaic mural for the Wright Brothers museum in Dayton, Ohio, a wall-sized version of that classic b&w photo of their first flight, built out of inch-square tiles in about eight shades of grey-- only instead of solid greys, they used (fractally) tiny black-and-white 'icons', which represented other scenes from the Wrights' career, covering a scale from very light to very dark...) Here's an approximate, partial greyscale ascii palette (still assuming white background): .'`,^:";~ -_+<>i!lI? /\|()1{}[] (I'm looking for feedback about where this doesn't work, rcvunxzjft for non-Mac-Monaco displays.) LCJUYXZO0Q oahkbdpqwm *WMB8&%$#@ (If an eighth bit were available to toggle the background color between black and white... would this help a lot?) Of course, more than eight shades of grey is probably overkill, not least because the lettershapes contribute so much distracting 'noise' that fewer is probably better. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@J............@@@@@@JJJJJJ@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@J.................@@JJJJ@@@@JJ@@@@ @@@@@@..@@@@@@@@@@@@@JJJ...........@@@@@@@@@@@@@@JJ@@@@ @@@@@@J.JJJJ@@@J@@@@@@@@J........@@.JJJ..@@@@JJJ.JJJJ@@ The more you @@@@..JJ....@@JJ@@@@@@@@J........@@.J..JJ@@@@@@J...JJ@@ squint, the better @@@@JJ....J.J.....J.@@@@...........JJJ.JJ..........JJ@@ this looks! @@@@JJ....J.J.....J.@@@@............JJJ............JJ@@ Notice that it @@JJJJ..J..........J@@@@...............JJJJ........JJ@@ uses only three @@JJJJ..J..........J@@@@..................J........JJ@@ greys (or a @@JJJ..............J@@@@J..........................JJ@@ 'black', a white @@JJJ.............JJ@@@@J..........................JJ@@ and one grey.) @@JJJJ.........J.J@@@@J...........................JJJ@@ @@JJJJJ.......J.JJ@@@@J...........................JJJ@@ [This example is @@JJJJJ.......J.@@JJ@@....J........................@@@@ far from being @@JJJJJ.......JJ@@JJ@@..JJJ........................@@@@ optimized, even at @@JJJJJ.........JJ@@..............................J@@@@ this low res...] @@JJJJJJ...J.JJJJJ@@.............................JJ@@@@ @@@@@JJJJJJJ@@JJJJ@@@JJJ@@@JJJ..................J@@@@@@ (Aren't the J's @@@@@@JJJJJJ@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@JJJJJ.J.....JJ@@@@@@ annoying?) @@@@@@@@JJJJJJJJ.J@@@@@@@@@@@JJJ...............@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@JJJJJJJJJ.JJ@@@@@@@@J................@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@JJJJ.J.JJ........................@@@@@@@@@@@@ ....................J@@@@@@@@@@@@@......JJJJJJ.......... .....................J@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@..JJJJ....JJ.... ......@@.............JJJ@@@@@@@@@@@@..............JJ.... 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(The whites ..JJJJ@@J@@@@@@@@@@J....@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@J@@@@@@@@JJ.. just aren't ..JJJ@@@@@@@@@@@@@@J....J@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@JJ.. very white!) ..JJJ@@@@@@@@@@@@@JJ....J@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@JJ.. ..JJJJ@@@@@@@@@J@J....J@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@JJJ.. ..JJJJJ@@@@@@@J@JJ....J@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@JJJ.. ..JJJJJ@@@@@@@J@..JJ..@@@@J@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@.... ..JJJJJ@@@@@@@JJ..JJ..@@JJJ@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@.... ..JJJJJ@@@@@@@@@JJ..@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@J.... ..JJJJJJ@@@J@JJJJJ..@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@JJ.... .....JJJJJJJ..JJJJ...JJJ...JJJ@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@J...... ......JJJJJJ.......................JJJJJ@J@@@@@@JJ...... ........JJJJJJJJ@J...........JJJ@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@........ ........JJJJJJJJJ@JJ........J@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@.......... ..........JJJJ@J@JJ@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@............ ********************* ASCII anti-aliasing ********************* The oddities of the ascii lettershapes, though, need not be purely noise. One can also view ascii as a palette whose elements combine both linedraw and greyscale effects. This might be thought of as anti-aliased greyscale, and ought to allow at least doubled resolution, both horizontally and vertically. (I wonder how this works on other screens?): (((&(&(&(&(&(((&@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(((((((((((((((((((((((@ ((&(((&((&(&((@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@&(((((((((((((((((((((@ (&(&((&(&&((@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@&((((((((((((((((((@ ((&(&(@&@&@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@&&(((((((((((((((@ &(((&&&@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(((((((((((((((@ (&(&(@@@&&@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@5::""=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@&((((((((((((((@ ((&(&&@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@:::::::m88CCC8@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@&(((((((((((@ (&(&@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@#88@@88b_::::::mm@9998C8@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@((((((((((@ ((@&@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@#L""#58@@@)::..8<"_@@9>"C@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@&(((((((@ (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@3::))::)@@::: :Yh":::::C@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@m((((( @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@33:)::::(@@:::. :"?::::C@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@((K(((( @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@3)::::::d@@|::. ..::::C@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@((@(((@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@3J)::::/J@@|::.. ..:::(C@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@((@@&((@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@3J)::::6@C8:=).. .:::::@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@&((((@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@33J):;;cO8::::.... :::::_@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@&((((@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@833O8mm@@m888mme_=;:::_@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@&@(((@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@88OOOO:@@@88P":::::::w@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@(@((@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@88OOJJ):::::::::::_@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@(&((@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@&&88888):::::__wm@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@@((@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@&&88888 @@@@@&&@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@&((@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@&8@888883 888888@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@&@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@&@&8&8888833 88888&@@&@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@&@@ |@@@@@@@^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^@@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@^ ~^ @ @@ @ @ @ I ~^@@@@@@| |@@@@@ ~ ~~ ~I @@@@@| Here's a superb white-on-black |@@@@' ' _,w@< @@@@| anti-aliased image I just got |@@@@ @@@@@@@@w___,w@@@@@@@@ @ @@@| in the mail. |@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I @@@| |@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@*@[ i @@@| |@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@[][ | ]@@@| |@@@@ ~_,,_ ~@@@@@@@~ ____~ @ @@@| |@@@@ _~ , , `@@@~ _ _`@ ]L J@@@| |@@@@ , @@w@ww+ @@@ww``,,@w@ ][ @@@@| |@@@@, @@@@www@@@ @@@@@@@ww@@@@@[ @@@@| |@@@@@_|| @@@@@@P' @@P@@@@@@@@@@@[|c@@@@| |@@@@@@w| '@@P~ P]@@@-~, ~Y@@^'],@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@[ _ _J@@Tk ]]@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@@,@ @@, c,,,,,,,y ,w@@[ ,@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@@@ i @w ====--_@@@@@ @@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@@@@`,P~ _ ~^^^^Y@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@| |@@@@^^=^@@^ ^' ,ww,w@@@@@ _@@@@@@@@@@| |@@@_xJ~ ~ , @@@@@@@P~_@@@@@@@@@@@@| |@@ @, ,@@@,_____ _,J@@@@@@@@@@@@@| |@@L `' ,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@| Here's a playful anti-aliased ascii font (3*3): ! i-, ,=_ :\ = - --= ,-, i i ! i ! / i \ / i=: :=\ : | ) |- |- | _ :_: : | =: : !""! j t |_) Y_- :=' o-= o Y-) ! ! i \-Y i \ =-- + + = : ,-, i- ,-, :-, ,-> ==- i i i i ! ! \ / i i <-= |\| [ ) :_) [ ) i_; "-, | | | \ / :/\: = ':' / : + "=" | "=t ! \ o_) ! "=" + ! ! j t ! o-= An anti-aliasing character palette should include these 'diagonals': JhjtY A new anti-aliasing algorithm! Happily, as I was working on this faq, I ran across Rob Harley (robert@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu), who had some handy code for converting b&w bitmaps according to a mapping like this: .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .@ .@ .@ .@ @. @. @. @. @@ @@ @@ @@ .. .@ @. @@ .. .@ @. @@ .. .@ @. @@ .. .@ @. @@ , . _ - i v g - c i s = e z m .@ .@ .@ .@ .@ .@ .@ .@ .@ .@ .@ .@ .@ .@ .@ .@ .. .. .. .. .@ .@ .@ .@ @. @. @. @. @@ @@ @@ @@ .. .@ @. @@ .. .@ @. @@ .. .@ @. @@ .. .@ @. @@ ' ! / 2 ! ] / d / ( / K Y 4 Z W @. @. @. @. @. @. @. @. @. @. @. @. @. @. @. @. .. .. .. .. .@ .@ .@ .@ @. @. @. @. @@ @@ @@ @@ .. .@ @. @@ .. .@ @. @@ .. .@ @. @@ .. .@ @. @@ ` \ | L \ \ ) G ! t [ b + N D W @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ .. .. .. .. .@ .@ .@ .@ @. @. @. @. @@ @@ @@ @@ .. .@ @. @@ .. .@ @. @@ .. .@ @. @@ .. .@ @. @@ ~ T 7 X V Y Z 8 f 5 P K * M A @ The most important factor in these assignments is not the letter shape alone, but the overall pixel density. On my Mac, these rows form an approximate greyscale, from 2 pixels per char, to six: 2 _ivc=!/|\~ 3 gjez2]/(YL\)t[+T7Vf 4 mdK4ZGbNDXY5P* 5 W8KMA 6 @ <-- remember, this choice varies widely: @#%&* Theoretically, these substitutions could turn 22*80 ascii resolution into 66*160. See rec.misc for the sourcecode and further details. 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[Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/cows9106_4.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/cows9106_4.htm ...:::/// THE BARNYARD GALLERY \\\:::... Part 4 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS! ________________________ (__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo) ( Baa! Oink! Who! Moo! ) /-------\/ --'\________________________/ * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! * / | || * ||----|| Edited by David A. Bader ^^ ^^ Cow = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = _______________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________ / \ | BAA-rilliant sheep by N.M.Farina | \________________________ ________/ | / |/ /\___ @@@@@@@@@@@ O \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@____/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@ All Sheep Credit goes to nmf90@uk.ac.soton.ecs || || (Nick Farina,University ~~ ~~ of Southampton,England) _______________________________________________________________________________ /\__ Sheeping sleep @@@@@@@@@@@ - \ ..er,I mean @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ Sleeping sheep @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @___@@@@@@@@@@@__@ /\_____ / O \ / \ @@@@@@@@@@ / Concieted @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_______/ sheep. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ ___ || || / | ~~ ~~ / - \ \ @@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@______# @@@@@@@@@@_______# /\___ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @ \ Had to put this one in, @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ really,didn't I? @@@@@@@@@@=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ __ @@@@@@@\ \ @@@@@@@@@@@ || @ / / || || || ~~~ ~~ ~~ || || __ |\\ || ||\\ || || \\ || /\__ || \\|| @@@@@@@@@@ O \ ||___\||________________________ @@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ ||\ || . ....\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . . . \ @@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . \ ( >> >> || \|| . . . \ ~~ ~~ \ || _______________ \ ( \ ||______ | HIGH JUMP |_______\ \ ||| \_____________/ | ( @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \||| || | |||____________||______________| || WOOLY JUMPER. || || ~~ ___ / | / - \ \ @@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@______# (_____) @@@@@@@@@@_______# ( @ @ ) @@@@@@@@@@@@ ---------\ / @@@@@@@@@@@@| \O/ Sheep performing an act of buggery @@@@@@@@@@=| | on a cow. @@@@@@@\ \|---------|| @ / /|| || ~~~~~ ~~ The starsheep enterprise.... 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ROBOSHEEP ~~ ~~ || || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ DEAD SHEEP. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\___ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ -___/ \/ ___________________ ______________ | || | | ZORBA'S | | || | |Greek | | #####________#### | | Takeaway.. | | ####| . ..|### |_ (((()))) ############################# | #####| . ..|#### |\\ ( ) | #####| . ..|#### | \\ ( O O ) | | ..| | \\ ___\ __ /__ | ######| ..|##### | \\ / \__/ | ######| ..|##### | \\ / | ######\____/##### | \\ / /| | ####### || ###### | \\ / / | ZORBA'S | ' || ' | @@/ / | | || ' | <@@/ | |\_________________/| @@ |__________ ######################################|********** |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|**** |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|**** _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| DEAD SHEEP IN A MORE FAMILIAR FORM. ############################################################################## ############################################################################## ____________________________/ ____ ____ ____ ____ || || || || || | | | | |~~~~| | | /__\ /__\ (__) (__) (__) | | |~~| | | |~~| \~~/ \ / \ / \ / || || || || (\___/) ______________________________ (O O) @@\ /@@ @@@@@\_/@@@@@ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ @@ ## @@ @@@@ ___/ / /@@@@@@@@@@@\ \ @@ ## _||_ @@@@ C| | \ // / / @@@@@@@@@@@ \ \ || || / LA \ | |) \__/ || @@@/ @@@@@@@@@@@ \@@@ || || | | |__| ############################################################################### ############################################################################### ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| U N I O N B A A |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| BAA - TENDER. /\____ / O \ @@@@@@@@___/ @@@@@@@@@@ / ( @@@@@@@@@@======@--/---)_/) @@@@@@@@@@@ O | | @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ ############# BAA - BER. @@@@@@@@@ ############### || || ############### ~~ ~~ ############### ########## ############# # # |\ /| # # ||\ /|| # # ~~ | | ~~ ________________#________#_____________|_|______________________ BAA - RT SIMPSON. |\/\/\/\/| | | | O O |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ __ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \__/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ | | | | | | | | ~~~~ ~~~~ (\___/) @@@@@@@@@@@| O O| @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\\__/ Hic! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_U <--- Pissed BAA - stard. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Hic! || || |@@@| ~~ ~~ C| | #################### \___/ _____ ################################ _/ / \_ _/ / \_ / / \ \_____________/ |O O| \ / @@\ - /@@ /@@@@\_/@@@@\\ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ / /@@@@@@@@@@@@ _\ / /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \\ |______ @@@@@@@@@ \\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ || @ || ~~ ~~ NAPOLEONIC SHEEP. (\___/) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@|O O| @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / @@ @@ \_/ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ Baa Stool @@ @@ @@ @@ @@______@@ @@______@@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ BAA - ROOOOOM!!! __________________________ / (\__/) === \ ___ / |O O| \ ___ |___|/___@@\__/@@___________________\|___| . /________________________________\ . || \=======*=======/ || . . ################################## ... .... . . .. \____________|BAA 1|_____________/ . .... . . . .. #### ------- #### ... . . . . ..... #### #### .. ... .. . ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Now here come the OWLS. ___ v v v ___ ___ <*,*> <*,*> <*,*> <`,'> <*,*> [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] =^`-'^= -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- " " owl punk owl owl with antlers chinese owl flying owl ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ <+,+> <@,@> <*,*> <-,-> <$,$> [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] -"-"- -"-"- -"--- -"-"- -"-"- drunk owl owl junkie one legged owl shrewd owl greedy owl _ ___ ___ _|||_ /_\ <#,#> <*,*> <*,*> [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- T-V owl owl with glasses owl with top-hat owl with fez ___ ___ _____ _ <*,*> <*,*> /o \_/ | * * [`-// [`o'] [ _ | "owl" -"-"- -"-"- `-----' `-' owl with sling medalion owl surreal owl owl in cave owl ___ ___ <*,-> <*,*> [`-'] [`S'] -"-"- -"-"- confidential owl super owl :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: | ------- | This concludes the fourth part of THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS. | COW | | Please distribute this file WIDELY on BBSes, etc. It is in ------- | the public domain. ((THANKS TO ALL WHO CONTRIBUTED COWS!!)) | Iconified Cow | Please send me your COWS for the next edition! When drawing | cows, please DO NOT use tabs - use only "real" spaces. ---------------' Cowments? Cowntributions? Send them to the editor... David A. Bader // dbader@eng.umd.edu :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: to main cow page to 1991 cows page .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/swim.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/swim.htm -[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]- ~ ~ _ ~ _ ~ _ ~ ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ It seems I have always loved the water. I started swimming competitively as a youngster. I swam at the age group, high school, and college levels. After a dozen or so years out of the pool, I have returned to the world of Masters Swimming. I swim for the O*H*I*O Masters team in the Lake Erie LMSC. If you are interested in knowing more about U.S. Masters Swimming, let me know. Or you can link directly to the USMS Web Site for locations, teams, & more information... See USMS Top Ten Times- I qualified for '96- S.C.M. events. (fly, back, IM, and relay). I also qualified for '97- S.C.M. events (back and fly) As of 3/98, I have started a Masters' Swimming website which includes team info and articles that I have written for our newsletter. Drop by if you're interested: Joan's Starting Block. . ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ -,[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]- ~ SWIMMERS ~ to JavaScript ASCII animation of lap swimmer (Netscape 3.0) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[butterflier]=- 11/96 .-"""-. / \ ;_.-"""-._; .,_ __,.---.-(=(o)-(o)=)-.---.,__ _,. '._'--"``` \ ^ / ```"--'_.' ``"''~---~~%^%^.%.`._0_.'%,^%^%^~~---~''"`` jgs ~^~- `^-% ^~.%~%.^~-%-~.%-^.% ~`% ~-`%^`-~^~ ~^- ~^- `~.^- %`~.%~-'%~^- %~^- ~^ -=[breast stroker]=- 11/96 .-"""-. / \ ;_.-"""-._; _(=(o)-(o)=)_ /' )\ ^ /( `\ ~^ -.~-`-~~-^| \ `._0_.' / |^~-,~^- ~`,- jgs ~^~- `^-% ^~.; %.`.~-~.%,'^. ; ~`% ~-`%^`-~^~ ~^- ~^- `~.`.- %`~.%~-'%.'- %~^- ~ ~^.-~^``.~^-~^-%.' ~-^~% -~^ -=[ swimming ]=- 7/98 ___ /___\ .-.|=0-0=|.-. (\_.'.-\ \_o_/`/-.'._/) ~` - ~`-^_`~ -_~ ^- ~_` -~ _ jgs - ~ - ^ - ~ - ~ - 8 lines: ___ /` _\ | / 0|--. - / \_|0`/ /.`'._/) - ~ -^_| /-_~ ^- ~_` - -~ _ - ~ -| | - ~ - ~ - jgs \ \, ~ - ~ \_| -=[ freestyle ]=- 12/96 -[[]]-[[]]-[[]]-[[]]-[[]]-[[]].-.]]-[[]]-[[]]- ~^~^~`^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~^_.-"_.-._".^~^~^~^~^ ~^~^~^~~^\'.`:'/'~^~^~^~~^_.-`_.-".---.`.)~^~^~^ ~^~^~~^~^~'\.\./.~^~^~`~^~^~^~^-.(o :))~^~^~ ~^~^~^~~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~^~^ jgs ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^^~~^~^~^~^~ -[[]]-[[]]-[[]]-[[]]-[[]]-[[]]-[[]]-[[]]-[[]]- -=[swimmer]=- 11/96 .---. .-------------------------. / .-. \ (I'm ready for the 200 fly! ) \=@-@=/ /'-------------------------' ( e ) _) (_ .')\_/('. /,(_USA_),\ \\ \ / // \\/ \// (/-._.-\) | T | | | | \ | / \ | / )|( /u|u\ jgs / | \ /-,-|-,-\ . . .'`'. . ' .' .^'.`. . ' . . ' .' .'_.._`.`. . '.:':.' . ...-'''' .'/ ()\\ `.:. ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^jgs freestyle .'.` .'.` .'.` .' . . . .' .' . ' .' .' . ' . . ' .' .'_,__ . '.:':.' . ...-'''' .'/\ ()|\ ^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ \ .-:// ~^~^~^~^ ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^jgs backstroke ~ swimmers ~ (early art!) _ |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| 6 lane |1\|~~ _- ~~ --~ ~ ~~-_/\O_~~ ~~__~~ | swimming |_||~~_~~ --~`~ -~~_~ _ ~_~~ ~ ~~~_~ | pool _ |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| |2\|~~ ~-- ~~~ _~~~/\O ~~~ ~~ ~~ ^^- | |_|| ~~~-- ~~ ~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~^^ ^-- -~| _ |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| freestyle |3\|-- ~~~ ^~ -~~~ ^~~ /\O ~~--~ _~ | race |_|| ~~ ~^~ ^~- ~~`` ^^ ~~ ~_~`~~ ^ | _ |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| |4\| ~~~ ~^~ -^~~~ ~ `~~ ~~ /\O `~"~ | |_||~~^ ~^~ --_~~~ ~^"~~ ~~ ~ ~~~ ^~ | _ |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| |5\|~~~^ ~~ ^~^ _^~~~~/\O ~~^~ "^~~ ~| |_|| ~~ ^~- ~~^ ^^`~ ~~ ~~ -^~~ ^~~ ^| _ |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| |6\| ~~^ -^~~~ ~~ ~ ^~~ -~~ /\O ^~~ | |_||~~~~-~ ~"~ '~ ~~^~~ ~~ ~~ ^ ~~~ ~| |ooooooooooooooooooooospunkooooooo| -=[ swimmer ]=- 4/97 .-'~~'-. .' '. / .------. \ | / _ _ \ | |==(_)==(_)==| \/ \ \/ : ^^ ; jgs \ '==' / `-.__.-' -=[ male swimmer ]=- 1/99 .---. / \__ \ |/` `\| (=()-()=) | _ | '.___.' .--' '--. /` `\ / \_._|_._/ \ / /| |\ \ / .' | -:- | '. \ \ \ | -:- | / / \ \ |___.___| / / \ \| |/ / | (|'-._.-'|) | \_/| | |\_/ \ | / | | | (_ | _) | | | | | | \ | / jgs_.-'-|-'-._ .-' / \ '-. )_ / \ _( './ \.' -=[ ready for a swim ]=- 9/97 .-""-, ;--. \ _/oo==\===| (_ ___, \ | \\_/ / / `--'\\` /U/`--. ///,____) /// // / '' // <` \`\ \ _/_/__\_ \ | === 4 '--. \ | ~^~^~^~^~^~[_________| ~^~^~^~^~^/////////// ~^~^~^~^~^~^//////jgs// ,-""-. / .--; |===/==oo\_ | / ,___ _) \ \ \_// `//'--` .--`\U\ (____,\\\ \ \\ \\\ `> \\ `` / /`/ _/__\_\_ | / .--' 4 === | / |_________]~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ \\\\\\\\\\\~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^^~~ \jgs\\\\\\\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ -=[ swimmer on starting block ]=- 2/98 ___ .' '. / .---. \ |=()_()=| `( _ )` _)- -(_ /|`---`|\ / \_ _/ \ / /`\ _/`\ \ _//` /\ /\ `\\_ /|` | \_/ | `|\ \ | / \_ | _/ / / \ \ |/ \| .----/ \---/ \---. |====`-'==='-`====| \ _______ / \--]=======[--/ '----._.----' __jgs______| |__________ ~~^~-~^~-~^-~~^~-~^~~^~-~^~ -=[ swimmer on starting block ]=- 7/98 __ .-;'` `'-. / \ `\_.. |-"``;-. || `\ \ '.`-. /| / `-. '. \ |-'` `-. ) \ | /` / / | / /` | | / ( ) / _( `-,-'_/ / `""""";` `---..---' //\\ //---0 _//_____ jgs `\ (~^~_-~^-~^_~^~^-~^_~-^~_^~-^-~^~^_~^~-^~^~^~-^~_ ~ANOTHER SWIMMING SCENE- PERHAPS THE OLYMPICS?~ _ (1) {"o ( )= _"_|ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| |1\|~~ _- ~~ --~ ~ ~~-_~~~_~~ ~~__~~ | |_||~~_~^~^_-~`~ -~~_~ _ ~_~~ ~~~~_~ | |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| _ _ (2) |=(_){"o " __ |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| |1\|~~ _- ~~ --~ ~ ~~-_~~~_~~ ~~__~~ | |_||~~_~^~^_-~`~ -~~_~ _ ~_~~ ~~~~_~ | |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| ` , ' , (3) ` _ _ , __ |ooooooooo H ooooooooooooooooooooo| |1\|~~ _- ~~( ) ~ ~~-_~~~_~~ ~~__~~ | |_||~~_~^~^_-~`~ -~~_~ _ ~_~~ ~~~~_~ | |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| (4) __ |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| |1\|~~~~~_-~~ ""-( )`{"o,-~ _~~ ~_~~ | |_||~~_~^~^_-~`~ -~~_~ _ ~_~~ ~~~~_~ | |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| (5) __ |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| |1\|~~~~~_-~~-~~~-_^~~~-_ ""-( )`{"o,| |_||~~_~^~^_-~`~ -~~_~ _ ~_~~ ~~~~_~ | |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| ,whew (6) __ |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo|{"o |1\|~~~~~_-~~-^~~-_~^~-~~-~ _~~ ~_~~ |( )' |_||~~_~^~^_-~`~ -~~_~ _ ~_~~ ~~~~_~ |-"- |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| _ _ c"} (7) {"o `(O)' _ ,[o]..__"__. s"} .__H__| 1 |,{o}. | 2 | |__A__. | | | 3 | jgs |_________________| -=[ United States Masters Swimming Loggo ]=- 12/96 .oOo. .dP" `q .dP".oo. 'q dOP_dOOOOb ` (o)(o)(o)(o)(o)(o)(o)(o)(o)(o) , YOOOOP~dOP" `d. "YP'.dP" jgs `d. .dP" `YO' -=[ USMS logo ]=- 7/98 _..._ .' __ '. / .' '. `\ U N I T E D S T A T E S /` / .--. `\_) M A S T E R S S W I M M I N G ® /` (_/ | ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() _ | /`) ./ ( \. '--' / ./ \. '.__.' / '._ _.' ''' ~ the logo from Masters Long Course Nationals~ 8/96 _________ _________ | \ / | | ____ \ / ____ | | |_ \ \ / / _| | |__ | \ \ / / | __| | | \ ` / | | | | |\ \ / /| | | | | | \ \ . / / | | | ___|_|_|__\_ /_\ _/__|_|_|___ | /'/_ `\ | | /'_/(_) | | O O O O O O O O O O O O O O | | (_)/ ./ | |__________\. _/./____________| | | | | \ / | | | | __| | | |__ ` __| | | |__ | _| |_ | | _| |_ | | |_____| | | |_____| | | | | | jgs |___________| |___________| 1996 USMS LONG COURSE NATIONALS University of Michigan, Ann Arbor August 22-25. 1996 ~ happy shark/O*H*I*O Masters Swim Team Mascot ~ 9/96 o ___.. , __..--''__ ( .'; o __.-------.-' `--..__ .' ; _.--' 0) .--._ ``--...____.' .' ( _. )). .__.-'' < `````---....._____.....- -..___ _____...--'-.'. jgs `-.___.' ``````` `.; ` ** backstroke flags ** 10/96 ___________________________________________________________________ ~\ 1 /~\ /~\ 2 /~\ /~\ 3 /~\ /~\ 4 /~\ /~\ 5 /~\ /~\ 6 /~ jgs \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ** pace clock ** 10/96 ______________ /' `\ /' _.------._ `\ /' .-' 60 `-. `\ /' .' 55 _.... / 5 `. `\ /' : .' /`. : `\ | : 50 : / : 10 : | | : : / : : | | : 45 : ---@---------15 : | | : : / : : | | : 40 : : 20 : | \ : `._ _.' : / `\ `. 35 '''' 25 .' /' `\ `-._ 30 _.-' /' jgs `\ `------' /' `\______________/' -=[ diving ]=- 12/96 -=[ follow this link to see this animated- Netscape only users ]=- .-------. |_______|____________ /====0=[] __/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ ~0_.-------. /_ |_______|____________ ||/====0=[] __|/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ ~0 | .-|-----. |_|_____|____________ /====0=[] __/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ ~0 /|\ .--|\---. |__|/___|____________ /====0=[] __/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ ~0 /|\ .-------. /| |_______|/_|_________ /====0=[] __/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ ~0 /|\ .-------. |\ |_______|____|/______ /====0=[] __/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ \0/ |_ |/ .-------. | |_______|____________ /====0=[] __/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ ~0 /|\ .-------. | |_______|________ | /====0=[] `"-. __/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ \0/ | | | .-------. |_______|____________ /====0=[] _/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ __ | /0~ | ' .-------. |_______|____________ /====0=[] _/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ , |\ |/0~ ' .-------. |_______|____________ /====0=[] __/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ , | .-------. | |_______|___________ | /====0=[] 0~ __/______/__\____ .|, jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ .-------. |_______|___________ , /====0=[] | __/______/__\____ .|, jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ judges' scores: 0 0 0 [10] [10] [10] || || || -=[ swimming scene ]=- 8/98 .-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-. (###############################################################) ) .-. ( ( ® //()\ U N I T E D S T A T E S ) ) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO M A S T E R S S W I M M I N G ( ( \()// 1 9 9 9 R U L E S ) ) '-' ( (###############################################################) ) (()) ___ - ' ^ ((()))^ - ~ ' : ( ( (()) /` _\ ` ~_ - ((()))~ ' ^ ` ) )(()) | / 0|--. ^ ^ ((())) ~ ^ - ~ ( (),' - / \_|0`/ /.`'._/) ` ,' '- _ ^ _ . ) )) ^_| /-_~ ^- ~_` - -~ _ ((())) ` - ^( () -| | - ~ - ~ - ((())) ^ ~ ~ ` ) ) ' \ \, ~ - ~ ((())) - _ ` ^ ^ ( ( ` \_| _ _ - ,' ` ~` - ' - ) )' ^ - ((())) _ ^ _ ~ ' ~ ` ( ( ~ ` ((.--'''''--._ - ` _ ^ ) ) ' _ ^ ~ ' .' '. ` ^ ` . _ ( ( ~ ' ` / \ : _ -^ ) ) ~ ` (/ \ ~ . ` ( ( ` - ^ (; ; . ~ ` ' ) ) - ^ ((| __..-----..__ | ' - ~ ' ( ( ` _ ~ ,'|_.:' ':._.:' ':._|- ' _ ^ ) )' ((())|-`:.___.:'-':.___.:'-| ~ _ `- ( ( ^ ~ ((()))/` | | `\ ^ _ ` ) ) _ ^ ((())) |( | | )| ^ ' ( ( ~ ' ,' \_ (_ _) _/ ` - (() )` ~ -((())) ^ : _ _ :^ ^ ~ ((( ( ' ((())) - ~ \ .'-.-'. / ^ ` - ` ((()) ) `((())) ' ^ \ `.-.-.' / ~ ~ _ ^ ,'( ( ^ ,' ~ ` - '._ ``` _.' ^. ' _ - ((()))) ) - ((())) .-'''''-.___) `-----' (___.-'''''-. ^ ~ ((()))( ( ((())) .` | | | | `. ((())) ) ) ` ((())).' | \ : : / | `. ,' ( ( - ,' / ; '-._ _.-' ; \(())) ^_ ) )((()))_;_ ___ ___ __/ ___ ___```_ ___ __\____ ___ ___;))_ __ ( ( / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ ) ) jgs__ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / ( ( / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / ) '-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-' -=[ swimmer ]=- 8/98 _.--'''''--._ .' '. / \ / \ ; ; | __.--"""--.__ | |_.:' ':._.:' ':._| |-`:.___.:'-':.___.:'-| /` | | `\ |( | | )| \_ (_ _) _/ : _ _ : \ .'-.-'. / \ `.-.-.' / '._ ``` _.' .-''''-.____) `-----' (____.-''''-. .` | | | | `. .' | \ : : / | `. / | '._ _.' | \ ; jgs / `"""` \ ; And finally, an ascii not made by me but by a fellow Ascii Artist: --=[AQUATIC GODDESS]=-- by Joris Bellenger (B'ger) __________________________________________________________ |\________________________________________________________/| || || || %%%%%%%%%%%%%% || || %%%%%%%%%%%% _\ ~~ ~ || || %%%%%%%%%%%%% > ,___ || || %%%%%%%' _` / _==. || || __/ /____/ | /_ || || ~ ~~ / _________| <^)(((=( || || ~ \ .) ) " || || _\ \ ( ~ ~~ || || )=)))(^> \ ,%*%%%%%%*%%-._ || || " \%%%%*%%%*%%%%/ ) || || ~~ ~~ %*%%%%%*%%%*/ /| || || `*%%*%%%%* | / | ~~ ~ || || ~ |/ \| || || / /| || || /| \| b'ger || || |/ || ||________________________________________________________|| |/________________________________________________________\| -[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]-[[[]]]- Visit my Master's Swimming Website Click this button to join an email discussion group on swimming. 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' OCTOBER =\ /= 1998 )===( * ASCII ART / \ UPDATE | | / \ this website is \ / now two years old! _/\_/\_/\__ _/_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_ | | | |( ( | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ) ) | | | | | | | | | | | | | |(_( | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs| | | | | | | | | | | | | | .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ Norn ]=- 8/98 , \'. | *`'-. | ___ `. |.' `'.\ _/ __ __`-. .' _./ /\-/ /\._`-, \ / (_/` \(_/ \(_/ `\-=>*<=- \ \ ' / / / \ '-. `--...--' .-'_/ `._ _.' (_`) __ .--;---`;-. / / ( _) /\ \ | /`' / \ './ /||-''-||`--' `-._/ || || || || ;|'---|; / /| Y | \ / / | | |\ \ jgs .'` /--' | '-\ `'. (___/'---' '---\___) , \'. | *`'-. | ___ `. |.' `'.\ _/ __ __`-. .' _./ /\-/ /\._`-, (_/` \(_/ \(_/ `\_) \ \ ' / / '-.`--...--'.-' jgs `-.___.-' ANIMALS/BIRDS -=[ bird ]=- 9/98 .--._ / o,-` .-/.--; .'.`/ | |/.' / .'/___.-' .' / \\\_ jgs '-'|/ -'='== ` -=[ buzzard ]=- 8/98 .-'''. .' \_.---. / () | `\ | | | | \_.'`\_/ | .-..-' .-'.| |-'. _> `' `' `\ \ <_ `;_.-\_(`-.|\'._/ / \ \ /| \ \ ; | \ \ | | \ ; | | | | | \_ | | | \_ / | jgs / \___/ ; .' /`---. .-' .' )_)_)_) (__..--'`------'`;_ `---. )_)_)_) -=[ ducks ]=- 8/98 .--. _/aa \ \__\ | ) ( , / `-----'\ | --. | .-\ --' /-. jgs `'.-_.-_-,_-._-.-'` .--. / aa\_ | /__/ , ) ( /'-----' \ | .-- | .-\ '-- /-. jgs `'-.-_.-_.-_-._-.'` -=[ phoenix ]=- 8/98 designs made for http://www.phoenixtheory.com __ __ .-'.' .-.__ '.'-. .'.(( { ^ .-' )).'. /`'- \'._____\ (_____.'/ -'`\ |-''`.'------' '------'.`''-| |.-'`.'.'.`.'.`.'.`.'.'.`'-.| \ .'()()()()()()()()()(). / '._()()()()()()()()()().' ````` /.'..'.\ ````` /()()()()\ jgs `'`'`'``'`'` _..----.._ _..----.._ .-` . .-' _,|\|\ '-. . `-. _( _/ .' _\ ` `'-. 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' =\ /= =\~ /= )===( ) ~ ( / \ / \ | | ) ~ ( / \ / ~ \ \ / \~ ~/ jgs_/\_/\__ _/_/\_/\__~__/_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_ | | | |( ( | | | )) | | | | | | | | | | ) ) | | |//| | | | | | | | | | |(_( | | (( | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |\)| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | -=[ spider and web ]=- 8/98 ,___________________________________________ |\'-._( / | | \ .'-._\ , ,| |-.\' .-; .'\`-' | | \ .' ( _.' \ | |.--.\' _) ;-; \._| | ` _\(_)/_ \ `'-,_,-'\ | jgs____ /(O)\ _________________/____)_`-._\| -=[ scarab ]=- 9/98 _ _,=(_)=,_ ,;` `;, \\ (\^/) // \\ <( )> // <`-'`"""`'-`> _/ \_ _(_\ /_)_ /|` |`----.----`| `|\ |/ | | | \| /> | | | <\ _; | ;_ <`_\ | /_`> |\ `._ | _.' /| \| `"""` |/ |\ /| jgs \\ // /_> <_\ -=[ squirrels ]=- 8/98 _ .-'` `} _./) / } .'o \ | } '.___.'`.\ {` /`\_/ , `. } \=' .-' _`\ { `'`;/ `, } _\ ; } jgs /__`;-...'--' _ {` `'-. { \ (\._ { | / o'. `} /.`'.___.' { .' , \_/`\ } /`_ '-. '=/ { .' `\;`'` { ; /_ '-'...-;`__\ jgs -=[ crocodile tear ]=- 8/98 thanks Colin Douthwaite! .--. .--. / \/ \ | .-. .-. \ |/_ |/_ | \ || `\|| `\| `----. |\0_/ \0_/ --, \_ .--"""""-. / . (` \ `-. / \-----'-. )`. \ \ \ () () / \ /`\ \ | ( # | .-' | \ \ '---' _.' / ; `-.___ ___.--.-.`.---.| \ \| ``-..___,.-'`\| / / / | `\ ` \| ,`/ / / , / ` |\ / / |\/ , .'`-; ' \/ , |\-' .' , .-'` .-|\--;`` .-' |\.' ( `"'-.|\ (___,.--'`' `-. `"` _.--' `. _.-'`-. `''---''``after `. jgs -=[ snake ]=- 9/98 tweaked by:ccx165@coventry.ac.uk (Phil) .-. ((`-' \\ \\ .="""=._)) ; '=.`"'" '==" after/jgs -=[ monkey ]=- 8/98 _-. _.._ _.-'` .-; \ \-'` ` _..-' _.-\_\-'`__...__..' -' __.--'` / _.'` \_ _/ | \ ; \ .-'```'-. \" \ / " " \ \" \| ".--.--. | \_ ; / _ _ \ ; | ( ( e _ e ) ) \ '-| T |-'_ \" \ = /" `\ \ '-...-' , " \ Y " " \ \ |" . " \ " \ | " _.-' " ) \ "/\._;' "_.;` \_\_\.> ".''` | /_/|_) .' " /---.. \ '--' " " `\ .-""-.> " , " | / " " " | / \ " \ " _.`--...-'| "/ '." \.-' / " .' '-. " \ __.' .' jgs ) `\ (_ "( / /\_) `\ \ (((_/ \_))) -=[ fox ]=- 9/98 /\.-./\ >_ _< / d\ /b \ , / / \ \);\ `-.\Y/.-`.;;;| / \ /;;;( _ | { } | _ `\ / \| `"` |/ \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / ) | | | | (.' _/ | |-| | \_ jgs (((-') \ / \'-))) `"" ""` -=[ panda bear ]=- 9/98 |_| _ _ T T /;;\.-""-._,;;\ | | \;'` `';;/ .=;=| .' < /;;;)|/ ,;, ,;;, \ /;;/|_|| ;;e; ;e;; | |;;;|T-T\ `'`_ `'` / |;;;\| |_\ . Y . .; \;;;|=/;;;._ `""""` .;;\ ';;|_\;;;;;;,....,;;;;;| /T-Y/';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/ ||=/\/`\;;;;;;;;;;;;| ||/\/ `'''''''` / \/ / ,;;;;;, \ /;;\| ;;;;;;;;|| |;;;;\__ _.,/;;;;;;;/'| /\;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;' / / /\;;;\;;;;;;;;;;'` / /\/ \;;;;r;'''`'----'` / jgs\;;;;;;\ |\;;;;;/ |_|`""` |=| -=[ rabbits ]=- 9/98 _ / \ / // .-' // .-""-. .' o \_.' .- `\ \ / `} `'-';` ) \ / jgs .-' _.-'-.--' .' `--'` `-----` _ / \ \\ \ .-""-. \\ '-. /` -. '._/ o '. {` \ / \ / ( `;'-'` '. '--.-'-._ '-. jgs `-----` `'--` -=[ flying elephant ] 9/98 .--. .--; '. / '. \ | .:. \ '. \ ' ':. '. \ ) ' .:. \ ; / .: ': '. \ | .:' ':. \ ;-"```"-. .'\ ': _;' "._ .' '. .;-'` _ _'.__ / `\ / `'._ /` / \ \ | | ).' '.__.-' \_o/_o/ |/| =} /\ ; =} \/ \ \ \ C) =} '. | /'-/ / \ | / / / .' .' \ _/-| | | / .-' \ | \\ _/_/ | =/` / =|=| \ \ \ | =| | _/_/ / _/_/ \ \ | | | / | | )__\ jgs \__nnn\n\ \__nnn\n\ -=[ elephant ]=- 8/98 .-. _..._ .-. / `\\/ \//` \ / / \ \ | |^ ^| | | \ / | \ /`|=|\ / ;--' |=|\> --; / |=| \ | ( /_\ ) | \= _\ /_ =/ /\/_/ o \_\/\ / \ \= \ / =/ jgs )__ \`-----'/ __( \__\/ \/__/ -=[ more elephants ]=- 9/98 _..-. .' `\ __ / a ) \` '-. / _,/ ) \ |= /| `---' |\ | | \ \-.__\ / ` /_/ / / / \ \ | jgs /__|_| |_|__| .-.._ __ /` '. .-' `/ ( a \ / ( \,_ \ /| '---` |\ =| ` \ /__.-/ / | | | / / \ \ \ \_\ jgs |__|_| |_|__\ PEOPLE: -=[ woman ]=- 8/98 .---. (_,/\ \ (`a a( ) ) \= ) ( (.--' '--.) / ( \_/ ) \ | / \ / \ | \\ /~~~\ // \/ \/ | | | | |_______| ( ( |\ \ jgs | \ \ /_Y/_Y .---. (_,/\ \ (`a a( ) ) \= ) ( (.--' '--.) / (_\_/_) \ | / \ / \ | \\ / \ // \/\ /\/ | \_/ | \ / / \/ / ( ( |\ \ jgs | \ \ /_Y/_Y -=[ swimming scene ]=- 8/98 .-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-. (###############################################################) ) .-. ( ( ® //()\ U N I T E D S T A T E S ) ) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO M A S T E R S S W I M M I N G ( ( \()// 1 9 9 9 R U L E S ) ) '-' ( (###############################################################) ) (()) ___ - ' ^ ((()))^ - ~ ' : ( ( (()) /` _\ ` ~_ - ((()))~ ' ^ ` ) )(()) | / 0|--. ^ ^ ((())) ~ ^ - ~ ( (),' - / \_|0`/ /.`'._/) ` ,' '- _ ^ _ . ) )) ^_| /-_~ ^- ~_` - -~ _ ((())) ` - ^( () -| | - ~ - ~ - ((())) ^ ~ ~ ` ) ) ' \ \, ~ - ~ ((())) - _ ` ^ ^ ( ( ` \_| _ _ - ,' ` ~` - ' - ) )' ^ - ((())) _ ^ _ ~ ' ~ ` ( ( ~ ` ((.--'''''--._ - ` _ ^ ) ) ' _ ^ ~ ' .' '. ` ^ ` . _ ( ( ~ ' ` / \ : _ -^ ) ) ~ ` (/ \ ~ . ` ( ( ` - ^ (; ; . ~ ` ' ) ) - ^ ((| __..-----..__ | ' - ~ ' ( ( ` _ ~ ,'|_.:' ':._.:' ':._|- ' _ ^ ) )' ((())|-`:.___.:'-':.___.:'-| ~ _ `- ( ( ^ ~ ((()))/` | | `\ ^ _ ` ) ) _ ^ ((())) |( | | )| ^ ' ( ( ~ ' ,' \_ (_ _) _/ ` - (() )` ~ -((())) ^ : _ _ :^ ^ ~ ((( ( ' ((())) - ~ \ .'-.-'. / ^ ` - ` ((()) ) `((())) ' ^ \ `.-.-.' / ~ ~ _ ^ ,'( ( ^ ,' ~ ` - '._ ``` _.' ^. ' _ - ((()))) ) - ((())) .-'''''-.___) `-----' (___.-'''''-. ^ ~ ((()))( ( ((())) .` | | | | `. ((())) ) ) ` ((())).' | \ : : / | `. ,' ( ( - ,' / ; '-._ _.-' ; \(())) ^_ ) )((()))_;_ ___ ___ __/ ___ ___```_ ___ __\____ ___ ___;))_ __ ( ( / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ ) ) jgs__ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / ( ( / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / _ / ) '-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-'^'-' -=[ swimmer ]=- 8/98 _.--'''''--._ .' '. / \ / \ ; ; | __.--"""--.__ | |_.:' ':._.:' ':._| |-`:.___.:'-':.___.:'-| /` | | `\ |( | | )| \_ (_ _) _/ : _ _ : \ .'-.-'. / \ `.-.-.' / '._ ``` _.' .-''''-.____) `-----' (____.-''''-. .` | | | | `. .' | \ : : / | `. / | '._ _.' | \ ; jgs / `"""` \ ; -=[ Cleopatra ]=- 8/98 __w ,%%%% .%%%_/ ,_ %%/(___// %%||))-' ,%%%)\( %%%/ \\ ,%%\ ; % | | | | / | jgs /___| -=[ jester ]=- 8/98 o /\ ( ) .--.\/.--. (/`\_\/_/`\) o [____] o ////\\\\ ( ' ' ) //| \ |\\ //\ -- /\\ .--'\__/'--. (/`\ /`\) jgs o /_/ \_\ o o \/ o o -=[ alien and UFO ]=- 9/98 .-. .-""`""-. |(@ @) _/`oOoOoOoOo`\_ \ \-/ '.-=-=-=-=-=-=-.' \/ \ jgs `-=.=-.-=.=-' \ /\ ^ ^ ^ _H_ \ -=[ woman in cake ]=- 8/98 \\\ , \ `| ) ( .-""-. | | /_ { '. | | (/ `\ } ) | | ^/ ^`} { \ \ \= ( { ) \ \ '-, { {{ \ \_.' ) } ) \.-' ( ( /'-.'_. ) ( } \_( { _/\ ) '--' `-;\ \ _.-' / / / <\/>_.' .' / / <\/>/. ' /<\// / _ |\`- _ . -/| - _- ` _.-'`_/- | \ - - - - \\\ }`<\/> <\/>`{ { -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- } } { <\/>. <\/> {`<\/> <\/>`} } -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- { { } } } { H A P P Y { <\/> B I R T H D A Y <\/> `<\/> <\/>' jgs -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- -=[ topless woman in cake ]=- 8/98 \\\ , \ `| ) ( .-""-. | | /_ { '. | | (/ `\ } ) | | ^/ ^`} { \ \ \= ( { ) \ \ '-, { {{ \ \_.' ) } ) \.-' ( ( @ .' ) ( } \_( @ { _/\ ) '--' `-;\ \ _.-' / / / <\/>_.' .' / / <\/>/. ' /<\// / _ |\`- _ . -/| - _- ` _.-'`_/- | \ - - - - \\\ }`<\/> <\/>`{ { -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- } } { <\/>. <\/> {`<\/> <\/>`} } -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- { { } } } { H A P P Y { <\/> B I R T H D A Y <\/> `<\/> <\/>' jgs -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- -=[ palm of hand ]=- 9/98 _.-._ | | | |_ | | | | | | | | | | _ | '-._ | \`\`-.'-._; \ ' | \ .` / jgs | | -=[ more hands ]=- 9/98 ____ .'` __/_______ ---' -'` ______) _______) _______) jgs -----..___________) _.-._ /| | | |_ || | | | | _ || | | | | \\`|| ` | \\ \ ; \\ | \\ / jgs | | | | | | _.-._ /| | | |_ || | | | | _ || | | | | \\`|| ` | \\ \ ; \\ | \\ / jgs / \ \ / \ \ -=[ skull ]=- 9/98 .---. / \ |(\ /)| (_ o _) |===| jgs '-.-' -=[ teeth ]=- 9/98 /\ /\ | ` | / \ jgs \_,--./ `"""` _ ___ / `--'\ \ / | , | jgs \/`\/ -=[ mittens ]=- 9/98 .-""-. .-""-. / \ / \ | | | | | | | | | | _ _ | | ; /`/ \`\ ; | / \ | \ / \ / jgs | | | | HHHHHH HHHHHH (( )) )) ____ __// // /.--.\ ((--' ((____// )) )) '----' ((____// '----' -=[ shackles ]=- 9/98 .==. .==. // \\.,.,.,.,.,.// \\ jgs \\__//`'`'`'`'`'`\\__// `""` `""` -=[ hand w/torch ]=- 9/98 ( .) ) `(,' (, ). (, (' ( ) ; ' ) ')_,_)_(` [_____] \_ _/ |_|_ __.-'(__ ) '-. \___ ) _.\_)__ ) _ (__ ) jgs `'-\_/' _o8888888o_ .o888' '888o. .o88' ( '88o. ,88' .) ) '88, ,88' `(,' (, '88, ,88' ). (, (' '88, 88' ( ) ; ' ) '88 88 ')_,_)_(` 88 88 [_____] 88 88 \_ _/ 88 88 |_|_ 88 88, __.-'(__ ) ,88 '88, '-. \___ ) ,88' '88, _.\_)__ ) ,88' '88o, _ (__ ) ,o88' '88o, `'-\_/' ,o88' '888o,_ _,o888' '8JGS88888' _o8888888o_ .o888' ... '888o. .o88' :::;(;::: '88o. ,88' .::;.) );:::. '88, ,88' :::;`(,' (,;::: '88, ,88' :::;;). (, (';::: '88, 88' :::;( ) ; ' );;:: '88 88 '::;')_,_)_(`;::' 88 88 '::[_____]::' 88 88 \_ _/ 88 88 |#|_ 88 88, __.-'(__ ) ,88 '88, '-. \___ ) ,88' '88, _.\_)__ ) ,88' '88o, _ (__ ) ,o88' '88o, `'-\#/' ,o88' '888o,_ _,o888' '8JGS88888' -=[ thank you to Carmen! ]=- 9/98 . ' . . | . + ' | ' * (\/) . ' \'/ ' . \/ . ' . -== + ==- . | . ' . /.\ . ' ' | ' . | . . ' \'/ ' . ' | ' + -== + ==- ' . ' ' . /.\ . ' .-"""-. .-"""-. . | . * / '. .' \ | ' | Y | ' . ' | | | (\/) ; T H A N K ; + ' | ' \/ | \ Y O U / -= o =- ' | ' \ C A R M E N / ' . . | . -= o =- '. .' | . | . | . '. .' ' | ' | '-. .-' ' \'/ ' . + | `'` -== + ==- ' | ' ' . /.\ . ' -= o =- . | . + jgs . | . ' | ' | * ' . ' (\/) + \/ RELIGION -=[ praying hands ]=- 9/98 _.-/`) // / / ) .=// / / / ) //`/ / / / / // / ` / || / \\ / )) .' jgs // / / _.-._ /| | | |_ || | | | | || | | | | _|| ` | \\`\ ; \\ | \\ / jgs | | | | | | MYTHOS: -=[ Ganesha ]=- 8/98 _.!._ /O*@*O\ <\@(_)@/> ,;, .--;` `;--. , O@O_ / |d b| \ _hnn | `/ \ | | / \` | &&&& :##;\ /;##; &&&& | \ / `##/| |##' \ / | \ %%%%``\| ` <__, (.-.`'--''\ .. \\\\ '-. / , / `'---'''`. ` `'. '. \ .'_/| \ ,_'-.._. '. \ `' _/ \ \\`""-._ '. ; < _, \ \\__ `-;-' '. | \_// \ \ _`, \ \ .' < \ / \ \ \/ ;.-'` '-===' '. ; ; <__, `'. .` , |-. ,__.' `'-. ,;' ; '.\ /` .;;' ; ` /` _.' | _.--'` \ (`( \ \ \ \ '.'. .` ,. ) ) .'`. '_.-'.-' jgs _,-'` _.-'`_.-` .' \_.'`\.-` '---` `--` \\\ , \ `| ) ( .-""-. | | /_ { '. | | (/ `\ } ) | | ^/ ^`} { \ \ \= ( { ) \ \ '-, { {{ \ \_.' ) } ) \.-' ( ( @ .' ) ( } \_( @ { _/\ ) '--' `-;\ \ _.-' / / / .' .' / / ,_ , /. ' / / / |`\ /\ ; `- _ . -'\ | ( ,_ \ Y |/\ .-. | `.| \ >`\| ` <__, (.-.`'--''\ .. \\\\ '-. / , / `'---'''`. ` `'. '. \ .'_/| \ ,_'-.._. '. \ `' _/ \ \\`""-._ '. ; < _, \ \\__ `-;-' '. | \_// \ \ _`, \ \ .' < \ / \ \ \/ ;.-'` '-===' '. ; ; <__, `'. .` , |-. ,__.' `'-. ,;' ; '.\ /` .;;' ; ` /` _.' | _.--'` \ (`( \ \ \ \ '.'. .` ,. ) ) .'`. '_.-'.-' jgs _,-'` _.-'`_.-` .' \_.'`\.-` '---` `--` -=[ more centaurs ]=- 8/98 __ / _\ # \c / # / \___ # \`----`#==> | \ # ,%.-"""---'`--'\#_ %%/ |__`\ .%'\ | \ / // ,%' > .'----\ | [/ < <<` || `\\\ || )\\ )\ ^^^jgs^^"""^^^^^^""^^^^^^^^^^ _,._ ,%%%% .%%%_/ %%/( %%||)) ,%%%)\( ,%.-"""--%%%-`\\ %%/ ,% | .%'\ | \ /\ ,%' > .'----\ |\ \ < <<` || // `\\\ ||[/ )\\ )\ ^^^jgs^^"""^^^^^^""^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ faery ]=- 9/98 .--. _, .--; \ /(_ / '. | '-._ . ' . | \ \ ,-.) -= * =- \ /\_ '. \((` .( '/. ' )\ / \ )\ _/ _/ / \\ .-' '--. /_\ | \\_.' , \/|| \ \_.-';,_) _)'\ \|| '. /`\ ( '._/ `\ .; | . '. jgs ).' )/| \ ` ` | \| | \ | | '.| | \ '\__ `-._ '. _ \`;-.` `._ \ \ `'-._\ \ | \ ) \_\ .--. _, ,_ .--. .--; \ /(_ _)\ / ;--. / '. | '-._ . ' . . ' . _.-' | .' \ | \ \ ,-.) -= * =- -= * =- (.-, / / | \ /\_ '. \((` .( '/. 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'. | |/ | ` ` ).' )/| \ | | / ` ` | \| | | |.' \ | | __/' / '.| | _ .' _.-` \ '\__ _.` `.-;`/ `-._ '. _ /_.-'` / / \`;-.` `._ | / \ \ `'-._\ ( / \ | /_/ jgs \ ) \_\ ._ ,--, ,--, _. _)\ / ;--, ,--; \ /(_ , ` , _,-` | ,` \ / `, | `-,_ , ` , -= * =- (,-. / / | | \ \ .-,) -= * =- ` ,\` ), '))/ ,` _/\ / \ /\_ `, \((' ,( `/, ` \_ \_ /( / \ /( )\ / \ )\ _/ _/ /_\ ,--` `-, // \ / \\ ,-' `--, /_\ ||\/ . `,_// | | \\_,` . \/|| ||/ /`(_ (_.;`-,_/ / \ \_,-';._) _)'\ \|| \_,` ) /'\ ,` `, /'\ ( `,_/ ,` , | ;, /' '\ ,; | , `, / |\( `,( sgj ),' )/| \ | |/ | ' ' ' ' | \| | | | / \ | | | |,` `,| | __/` / \ `\__ _ ,` _,-' '-,_ `, _ _,' ',-;'/ \';-,' ',_ /_,-`' / / \ \ '`-,_\ | / \ | ( / \ ) /_/ jgs jgs \_\ \~\ jgs jgs /~/ ( \ / ) | \ / | \~`-., \ \ / / ,.-`~/ ~`, ,`-:,\ /,:-`, ,`~ ~ `. ~`-, ,-`~ .` ~ ~~\. \ / ./~~ | |`. .`| | | | \ / | | | |\ | , , , , | /| | \ |/( ,`( )`. )\| / `. ` | :` \, ,/ `: | ` .` /~`. ) \,/ `. .` \,/ ( .`~\ ||\ \,(~ (~':,-`~\ \ / /~`-.:'~) ~)./ /|| ||/\ ' .`~\\ | | //~`. 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'-. / --. /8888\ ,.--. \ / 8888\\8888///8888\ \ |--------------------| | | | |\ | \ / | | | \| \/ | | ___ _ _ _ | | | /_\ |_) (_ | | | / \ |_) \_) | -cfbd- ,.--. ,.--. |____________________| After //8888\ //8888\ | \\8888/ \\8888/ | jgs \\8888/ \\8888/ | `'--' `'--' | `'--' `'--' '--------------------' -=[ bottle of Prozac ]=- 9/98 ___________ [___________] {=========} .-' '-. / \ /_________________\ | _ _ _ __ _ | ||_)|_)/ \ /|\ / | ,.----. ,.----. || | \\_//_|~\\_ | // \ \ // \ \ |_________________| jgs \\ \ / \\ \ / | | `'----' `'----' '-----------------' -=[ donut ]=- 8/98 _.-------._ .' ___ '. / (___) \ |'._ _.'| | `'-----'` | \ / jgs '-.______..-' -=[ juice box ]=- 8/98 __ /.- ______ // /______'/| [ ]| [ Grape ]| [ Juice ]| [ _\_ ]| [ ::: ]| [ :' ]/ jgs '-------' -=[ electric mixer ]=- 8/98 .-'"""""""\ |o\ __ ) | ;`----||-' / \ _||__ |::: ||`"""""`| |:::O|=\ /=, jgs `""""`'=`"""`==' -=[ socks ]=- 9/98 HHHHH | | HHHHH ___) _| | | /\ / \ ___) _| \/____\_/ /\ / \ jgs \/____\_/ . /':. / ':. / / /\ / . / | / /':. \_/ |/ ':. \ \ / \ /| / '._|/; / \ _/ | \ \ jgs \ /| '._|/ mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm | | mmm | | mmm | | mmm | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \) \ | | \) \ | | \) \ | | \) \ \) \ \__) \) \ \__) \) \ \__) \) \ \__) jgs \__) \__) \__) \__) -=[ pacifier/dummy ]=- 9/98 _ .' 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'. \|// joan stark \-;-/ () () \-;-/ spunk1111@juno.com // ; ; \\ //__; :. .; ;__\\ ASCII ART GALLERY: `-----\'.'-.....-'.'/-----' http://www.ascii-art.com/ '.'.-.-,_.'.' jgs '( (..-' '-' -- /\ ( ) joan stark .--.\/.--. mailto:spunk1111@juno.com (/`\_\/_/`\) ' {____} ' ASCII Art Gallery: ,_//\\_, http://www.ascii-art.com/ jgs '-\/-' DESIGNS 8/98 <\/><\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/><\/> jgs <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> jgs <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> jgs <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> <\/><\/> jgs .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/cfbd.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/cfbd.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, {;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;} {;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;} {;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;} {|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||} {|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||} Colin Douthwaite {|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||} 1930 - 1999 | /~~\ | = ;) | | /_ \_/ | /// | ~~~ | / | /_____ | \ / -cfbd- .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Colin Douthwaite, aka 'cfbd', was an avid enthusiast of ASCII art. This archive is just a small tribute to a man who contributed so much. We'll miss you, Colin. Bye, (note from son, Ian) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ;; ;;; ;; ;;; ;;; ;;;; ;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;;; ;;;;;; ;;;;; ....... ;;;;; ;;;;;;;; ;;;;;; ...... ......... ;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;; ........ ............ ;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;; ........ ............. ;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;; ........... ............ ;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;; ........... : "..........;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;........." : : + "..........................................................." + : : .|, """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" .|, : ; - * - .|, > * * * < .|, > * * * < .|, > * * * < - * - : . '|` - * - | * * * | - * - | * * * | - * - | * * * | '|` .' '. + '|` > * * * < '|` > * * * < '|` > * * * < .' ' . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, . 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'. > * * * < '|` > * * * < .' -cfbd- ' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ' |\ ,( @' `\ _ _ -^- _ _ | / )/~^~" ', @') ( )/`"`', `, |\ ( ) ,'" ,` ( @' `\ ) ( `'" | _ - - (== === === ==) - - _ |\ @'), ( _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ) ,( @' `\ / ; / ., ,. \ ; | / ; ; (o o) ; ; @') Mr RUSTY ; ; ; _) ; ; ~~~~~~~~ ; `,/;;;`:;;\ ; He looks after the ;, ,, , (.;;.,;,,;)'___ ___ ____ ___ _ Magic Roundabout "``'/` " " '\ / | itself and plays / _ |___ ____ ____ / = | the barrel organ. | ( \O O | | c ~ | | \ \ | (@) | * | | \ \ _._ \\_ | % | | | \ _ _*_|=)U@— | ( + | | | O O | | //~'\ / | | | || | (_ _ _ |_ _ _ _\ | || () | | `'| |__ ___ ___ ____|/|| | -cfbd- | | __|/\ \\_./` |____/\ ____) (_______) FLORENCE. A little girl who is a bit innocent at times. ~~~~~~~~ ,---,__,---,_ " ( __)__(__ ), " '\/ ,,,, ~~ ", " ,' _ '_" ' " " 0 0 ' " " > ' DOUGAL. A dog. Florence's friend. ' U ' ~~~~~~ ' , , , , , ' He sometimes thinks he's very /---\ important and knows a lot. / ~~~~~~\ / ) \\ He likes sugar lumps. < /___ _ __) \ \ __\ ~~)~) \_\ .,,,,,. ( ) \ ) .%;;;;;;;%`\ \ / / UUU \U / ` /`"'''"'`\ \ \ _ / / } / / ~ 6 6 ~ \ \ ("'"; ~-__ _ -~ / / .,,,,,. \ \``'.,,,.. ;"'" ~-~-~-~-~| / : ::;;;;;:: ; \ \ ```'' \ | | |~~~~) / : `'''''` ; \ \ \ \ \ \ \ /|~~~~)| \___ / `, _ ,' \ \ \ \ \ || \(_ ___ _ ) / \ `''`(_)``''` / \ \ \ \ (_ ___ __ )~~~~~ / // \ : . . . : / \ \ ; \ \ \ \ ; ~~~~~~~~~ / // \\ ; ; ; ; // \ /\ ; ; , ' ^ ^ '^ ^ ' ' '' ` `` '' `' ` ' ` _____ /\ . `\ _____ _ _/: \_____\ _ / , ./`\ _ _ / \ , / . / /____/. ' \ /| / / '\/_____/'__\ ; .\ ./`/ | / _ _ _/_'_ _/_ _ _/_ _\_`_ _\_// | | __ | | | ( ) _ _ _ | | | \ | | / | / | /` | | | | \__) \_/| \/| \/| / |/ | | ______ | (| | | /\ . `\ ____ | \_|) _ | / /: \_____\` ./`\ | _| | | /|/|/| |/\ (_` | / \ , / . /___/. \ (/\_/ \_/|_ | | | |_/ ,_) | / `\/_____/ ; .\ ./` | | / -cfbd- \_____\/`|_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _|/ ERMINTRUDE. A rather well-spoken cow. ~~~~~~~~~~ Eats a lot and is not very bright. <'^-,_ `~^` `" \ " Hello Dougal, dear boy. ) Who brought you all / _._ the sugar lumps, / /~ ~\ dear heart ? " __ ( __ / \ ( ) _\__( )_ - - - _ _ / _ _ \ \ , ... '_'_(\. - ~ ~ - _\_/)_ | :;: :;;;: ( _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ) | :;: \__/,,.,.,,,.,,,,,.,,,`\_/ | ... | O O | | ;;; .::: | | \ ;; :::` | | \ ;; : ( ) ; ERMINTRUDE -cfbd- ( \ , , ,.' ', `~~~~~` ,' ~~~~~~~~~~ \/\) \\ ' ' '\/\) ` '>'\' ' ( \ \/\) \/\) BRIAN ~~~~~ (`) (`) A snail and Dougal's || // best friend, although ___||______ // they often argue. /`___||______`\// He is always very cheerful. _ _ /_%_%_%_%_%_%_%_|__ (_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _) .` (c c) ; _ -- ~~~ -- _ : (\. ; -~ ~- '. , `\O ' / _ _ _ ~_ `,. `~~` .` / / \ ("`"`~`" ~;`~`~) | / __ \ ( ) ; ) | | ( \ | / `"`'`"`"`|` | | | \ | | ( | ' |` -cfbd- \ \_ _ / / / `, ) ( \ / ( '| |` __--- -`'-._ _ _.- '~~~ ~ \ , |` | <` / ,,;"`` `~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~~ `""` /~~~~\ //~~\ / \ \ / \\\ // \ __) (__/\__\%%%% __(`` {{ /^^^^^\ {= <( ((=)(=) ) />_ w/ ~_ ~ \ w DYLAN / ( { } ) \\ ~~~~~ / \ {{i| \__/,\___./ |_}} An American rabbit who < o o.> "'"'''\_|_/'____""'" spends most of his time // \/~ \ / / ( \ asleep or yawning. \ \ | / \ \ \/`U,__| | /--,|~~\ ) (/ | (UUU/--_ _ / (/~~)__/ \| | / \\\ // \~~~~~~~~ (_ \\/ | | ) / / \ / | \ -cfbd- / | \ ) | \ __/~~~~~( ~~__/~~~~~( ~~~ (_________) (_________) MR. MACHENRY. He whizzes about on a tricycle and looks after all ~~~~~~~~~~~~ the plants in the Magic Garden and there are some pretty strange ones. () () \ // () ____/~~~~~\ \ \ // ( ____ \____ \ \ \----,__________`) \ \ {} ;'~oo~ ;,'. :," '; () \ \/ ;' (/~"~; `",;;;`~ \\ / ",. ;,;"'" _ \\ < ","____;_/ ) <) > < |________/ | <)o<) / \ _ ((~| ", ", \ /_\ / \ o//~~ | ",,," \ / \ ||+(\ ( _ _ _ _ _ _ _\ )\ / \ //~||\\ \\ ___)__) |_ (\/__\ / \ ((= o`=)) \\(_(______/=) ,--, / -cfbd98- \ \\ | // \(============( o ) ~~~ `~~~` <)o<( <) * /_\ )\ <)o<) ()^() (\/__\ /_\ (_><_/ ZEBEDEE.He looks after all the magic and springs up ~~~~~~~ from nowhere. He has a magic moustache. ,,. ,;";^;";, `:,"`,`;` , '`__`` __`' , / (.__e.e__.) \ . ( ... ) . " TIME FOR BED !!! " ;` \ (` `) / `; :`', `-. / `'''` \ .-` .`'; says Zebedee `;.`'`'` ".,,` '' `,,."`'`'`'.;' ``'"`'` / ( ) \ `'"`'`` ,-'`|~~~~~( o / \ o )~~~~~|`'-, `,_ | ~~~ | | ~~~ | _,' `'~~~~~| | | |~~~~~ `' | | | | |____| |____| |____________| //||\\ (( || )) \\||// . - > B-O-I-N-G !!! // / //||\\ / (( || )) - - . - > B-O-I-N-G !!! \\||// / // / -cfbd- //||\\ - - - - (( || )) \\____ ~~~~~` ------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Magic Roundabout Theme Tune in BASIC --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10 REM "Theme Tune: THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT20 PLAY "T210O2L12a2a4a4e2e2" 30 PLAY "g-4g-4g-4g-4d2.P7"40 PLAY "g2g4g4d2d2"50 PLAY "g+2g+4g+4e2e2" 60 PLAY "a2a4a4e2e2"70 PLAY "g-4g-4g-4g-4d2.P7"80 PLAY "g2g4g4d2d2" 90 PLAY "g+2g+4g+4e2e2a1." = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = \_ , , _/ \~-._ |\ ,_/)_ _(\_, /| _.-~/ _ \ ~\ ) ( =\ /s ) ( /~ / _ ( ) _\_ //_( @ /~\_) (_/~\ @ )_`\\ _/ ( ) (/(^ ~~~@~~ ) ( ~~@~~~ ^)\) (/)\ @ @ / \ @ @ /(\) () >,)_ _@_( _ ( ) _ )_@_ _(,< () \\ \\ \\ \\ // // // // o' o' ~o ~o o~ o~ 'o 'o -cfbd- , _/ (\_/) /| _.-~/ /vv ) ( /~ / _ (_/\ \ `\\ _/ ( ) ( (~~~~~~~~)\) \ \ /(\) ) _)_ _ __< () //// // o~ o 'o -cfbd- _.- ~~^^^'~- _ __ .,.- ~ ~ ~ ~ -. _ ________,' ::. _,- ~ -. (( ~_\ -s- :: ,' ;, \\ <.._ .;;;` ; } `', ``=======' _ _- _ ( } `, ,'\, `, ((/ _ _,i ! _ ~ - -- - _ _'_-_,_,,,' \, ; cfbd ((((____/ (,(,(, ____> \,' Colin Douthwaite _.- ~~^^^'~- _ _ .,.- ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ ________,' ::. ~ -. (( ~_\ -s- :: _ - ;, \\ ______<.._ .;;;` ,' } `', ``~~~~~ ~` ~- _ ; ; `\ _ _- _ ( } { , \, `, / ((/ _ _i ! _ , ,' \, , / ((((____/ ~ - - - - _ _'_-_,_,` \, ; < ----,____ (,(,(, ____> \,' \ ________`--.__ _ _ ____ ____ __ ______ _ _ ____ ____ __ `------__------- ______ _ _ ____ ____ __ -cfbd- _.- ~~^^^'~- _ _ .,.- ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ ________,' ::. ~ -. (( ~_\ -s- :: _ - ;, \\ ______<.._ .;;;` ,' } `', ``~~~~~ ~` ~- _ ; ; `\ _ _- _ ( } { , \, `, / ((/ _ _i ! _ , ,' \, , / ((((____/ ~ - - - - _ _'_-_,_,` \, ; < ----,____ (,(,(, ____> \,' \ ________`--.__ _ _ ____ ____ __ ______ _ _ ____ ____ __ `------__------- ______ _ _ ____ ____ __ _.- ~~^^^'~- _ __ .,.- ~ ~ ~ ~ -. _ ________,' ::. _,- ~ -. (( ~_\ -s- :: ,' ;, \\ <.._ .;;;` ; } `', ``=======' _ _- _ ( } `, ,'\, `, ((/ _ _,i ! _ ~ - -- - _ _'_-_,_,,,' \, ; ((((____/ (,(,(, ____> \,' _.-^~~^^^`~-,_,,~''''''```~,''``~'``~,Joe Schmuck ______,' -o :. _ . ; ,'`, `. "Include random quote ( -\.._,.;;'._ ,( } _`_-_,, `, `, here" -me ``~~~~~~' ((/'((((____/~~~~~~'(,(,___> `~' _= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =_ ~= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =~ = = " Sharks in a = = Goldfish Bowl " = ~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ = = \. |\ = = \`.___---~~ ~~~--__ __ = = //~~----___ (_c_nn~~~ ><_o> __ = = ' |/' ><_o> = = o = = o O = = . o /| ./ = = <>< . __--~~~ ~~---___.`/ = = <>< ~~~mm_e_) ___----~~\\ = = `\| ' = = = = , . . = = _\(l/.-==---.__.. _ = = = =_= = = = = = = = = =_= -cfbd- ~= = = = = = = = = =~ Z z //////////////_ Z O __\\\\@ //^^ _- \/////// Z z o _____((_ \-/ ____/ / < < \\ > o 0__________\\\---//____/----//__|-^\\\\\\\\ by Colin Douthwaite cfbd (\ (\ \\ \\ __))____))__ '\_ """" _/` (-s s-) ,\ / _ - - - - - - - - - - ' ,\ / __- , "" / , ) | ) / | / _ _ _ _ \ /\ / PADDY McGINTY'S / _/ / - - - |/ |/ GOAT | / | / )> )> | | | | |/ |/ | / |/ -cfbd98- || (\ || (\ (\ (\ a pig... |\ /| \ )_ _( / / \ , - - - - - 6 ( . . ) \ ( ___ ) \ =\(o o)/= \ ( ~~~ _ _ _ _ .,/ / \ \ \ ( ( \ \ / \ / \ \ / -cfbd- vv vv v vv -------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _( )_ _ ( (o___ _<_\_ | _ 7 "We've come to wish you a Very <_ \__ \ (") Happy Thursday," said Pooh. | ' /' """. / \ \ \___/ * " ( ) ) /+++\ / "" | \ __/ |.||..|==D | | |..\D.| | ( / \+++/ | " \ / " \\O\\O " " ) /(_ " " " " " | (___) " " \___) " " " " " " " " /\ /| "Why, what's going to happen on |||| | Thursday?" asked Rabbit, and when ________ |||| | Pooh had explained, and Rabbit, / \ \ | \ whose life was made up of / _ \/ @ @ Important Things, said, "Oh, I / \ =>X<= thought you'd really come about /| | / something," \| /________| |_ \________\ \___\ they sat down for a little... /\ /| _ |||| | _( )_ |||| | ( (o___ \ | \ _ | _ 7 _ _ / @ @ _<_/_ \ (") / \ =>X<= __/ _> / \ \ /| | / '\ ' | ( ) ) " \| /__| | \___/ | \ __/ \_____\ \__\ /+++\ " | | " o=|..|..| " ( / _ " " | o/..| " " | __) / ) " 0==|+++++| \_ _ __ _/ " " 0======/ " " " " " and by-and-by Pooh and Piglet went on again. The wind was behind them now, so they didn't have to shout. "Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever." "And he has Brain." "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has a Brain." There was a long silence. "I suppose," said Pooh, " that that's why he never understands anything." -- Winnie the Pooh >>> Pictures mainly from Kurt Scaletta <<< -------------------------------------------------------------------------- .-~~~-. , ,,, , .- ~ ~-( )_ _ , ' ', / ~ -. / \ | ', / \ \ .' | | ~- ._ ,. ,.,.,., ,.. -~ | | ' ' \ / \ / ' , , ' ' = ' | | | | ,*' _ | _( )_ (")_| ( (c.., (") Pooh Bear floated gracefully up | _; \ \ into the sky and stayed there \ ,'_ ) ) / (_ _ ,/ ,*' / \ | \ ,*' - level with the top | )_,'\ of the tree and | |__,/ about twenty feet , , ; ,.,./ ,-. away from it. ( ( ) ', ', `- ,/ ( ( ) ) ' ' '----' ,*' , ( ( ) ' ( ( ) / ) ,*' ( ( \\ ) , ,*' ( | // ) | | The bees were still buzzing | | as suspiciously as ever. | | | | ,*' ``'------- ,*' - Winnie-The-Pooh -cfbd- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ " I am NOT Roo, " said Piglet loudly. " I am Piglet ! " /\ /\ ..( )-'.' : o ) \ / .~. `, / .~. `. `. | | .'.' `. ~.'~~~ .' ~-/ \ / \ | | \ / _ -cfbd- `. /,'.' ,-.| | --' -----' (\ )\ _{ )_{) __,~ ) [_ + / .~. \ / .~. `.`. '\, / .'.' `.~. .'~~~ .' ~-/::::::\ /::::::::\ |::::::::::| !::::::::::| -cfbd- \::::::::/ _ `.::::/,,'.' ,-.| | --' -----' |\ /\ ..| )-'.' :;'o ) .~. \ / .~. `.`. `, / .'.' `.~. .'~~~ .' ~-/::::::\ /::::::::\ |::::::::::| \::::::::/ _ -cfbd- `.:::::/,'.' ,-.| | --' -----' _ _<_/_ __/ _> '\ ' | \___/ /+++\ o=|..|..| | o/..| 0==|+++++| - cfbd after Scaletta - 0======/ " " " " -------------------------------------------------------------------- " Help, help ! " cried Piglet, " a Heffalump, a Horrible Heffalump ! " .,,,''''''',, .,,,/ ,~~~\. /~~~\ \ \ / __/ / \_'''',,,/ )) )) \_O--/ | \ __ ",, // // | / \_ / @) ''//_ // | ',,,/ ~~ // ~~__ | ) ( __// ---___ _/OO \ ) / ) ( ,,,, (_Q '''----_______,_/ \ |--.-- #| |,,,/\_ ~~\/ \____________#| / \_ ''\___ / / _/ / ~~\ __ \ -cfbd- /__/ #|__/ |## |## ~~ - Winnie-the-Pooh -------------------------------------------------------------------- Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream, and looked at himself in the water. ,,"""',,;;''''''''' '';, "Pathetic," he said. ,', '',, ,' ,' \ \\ "That's what it is. ,''' @ ) \ ) _ ) ll | / / :;;,,,,;;''( | ) ll Pathetic." \__| ( | ) ( | ) ll (_/\_) (_(__/ /\ |\#/ \|/ \\||// \#/ \\\||/ -cfbd- ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ - Winnie-the-Pooh -------------------------------------------------------------------- Nobody seemed to know where they came from, but there they were in the Forest: Kanga and Baby Roo. - Winnie-the-Pooh -------------------------------------------------------------------- _-_ /~~ ~~\ |\ |\ /~~ ~~\ ()__() _-_ } \o o / /~~ ~~\ -_ / _-_ () / /~~ ~~\ // ~~ /~~ ~ (^) \ { }| /~~ \ \ \ _- -_ / | { \ \ ~~ \\ // ~~ \\ \ _- _ _ | \ | | ~~ \\ // ' _ _/ ) ~- _ | | | | '/,_ _ _/ ~ , // \\ | | / /)/) ', // \\ ( (¯.¯) _ _', \ __) (__ / } '- - - - - - - - - - -, \ { ,- - - - - - - - ' ' ' ' \ > / #----x---x--x----# .--- \ ' / --x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#-- # # "----~ ~ / / # # #---x---x--x--x--#---x- (_/ x---x---x----#---x---x--x--x---x---#--- # # " # -cfbd- # #----x--x--x--x--#--x---x---x----x----x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#--- #/ \|/ \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// \\#|// \\\\\|||/// \|/#\|/ -------------------------------------------------------------------- Baby Roo was practising very small jumps in the sand and falling down mouse-holes and climbing out of them... _-_ " Look at me jumping," squeaked Roo, /~~ ~~\ and fell into another mouse-hole. /~~ ~~\ _-_ _-_ } /~~ ~~\ - Winnie-the-Pooh /~~ ~~\ -_ / /~~ ~~\ /~~ ~~\ // ~~ { { }| \ _- -_ / \ _- -_ / | ~~ \\ // ~~ ~~ \\ // ~~ \\ | | | | | | | | // \\ /)/) // \\ (¯.¯) / \|/ \\||// \#/ \ ( /> \\#|// \\\\\|||/// \|/ \|| --------------------- __/ _\ // _-------------------------------- . . . . . : '~( '~ )// - . . . ()()_____ . . . . . : _\ '}/ - . /** ) _ . . . : "--~(/ : . . . O_\\-m--m-/____) -cfbd- . : .....".. : . . . __ __-- __ _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- __ _-- _ __-- _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- -------------------------------------------------------------------- /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ / \ |~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~| , ,,, , |~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~| , ' ', \~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~/ / \ \~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~/ / \ \ / | | \ / | | \ / \ / \ / \ / | ' , , ' | ' = ' | | | | | | | | ,*' _ | *' _ | _( )_ (")_| _( )_ (")_| ( (o /\ (") ( (c.., (") | / \ \ | _; \ \ \ _,'_ ) ) \ ,'_ ) ) / _ / / ( _ _ ,/ ,*' ( '' / \ | | ,*' | \ ,*' | |_,'\ | )_,'\ | |__,/ | |__,/ " / .-. ; ,.,./ ,-. aw ", '`-' / ', ', `- ,/ ~~~-. .' ,*' ' ' '----' ,*' ~ ,*' -cfbd- ,*' ------------------------------------------------------------------- " Many happy returns of Eeyore's birthday," said Pooh. /|__/| /` /` " I'm giving him a Useful Pot (o)-(o)' | to Keep Things in..." ( ' ) / ____ | _ / ^ ^ \ \ ._ __( )___ _ / ^ ^ ^ | | ~-._ ( o / ) | ^ ^ ^ ^ | | I | | /| ^ ^ ^ ^ | | I | / W| ^ ^ ^ | | I \ / | ^ ^ ^ ^ W I / \ _____ \ ^ ^ ^ | ._ I / /^\ (_____) \ ___ _/ ~-._I ! | | / ::::: \ I-.MM MM _.-I ! | | ! ::: ! I ~-._ _.-~ I ! | |_!___::: ! I ~-I-~ I ! \________)____/ I-._ I _.-I ! | I ~-._ I _.-~ I \ _ / I ~-I-~ I \ / / I \ | / I -cfbd- | | / I | | |__ (___(_____) " Is this it ? " said Owl. " Somebody has been keeping honey in it." -- Winnie-the-Pooh ------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _ _ _ * _ _ _ _ ( ) \ /|_|/\ /\ 8 /|__/| 8 \^/ | |\/ \/ 8 /` /` 8 8 (O)-(O)' | 8 |_|/\ /\ | | 8 ( ' ) 8 | |\/ \/ . . 8 / _0_ | 8 8 / ^ ^ \ \ 8 |_|/\ /\ | | 8 / ^ ^ ^ | | 8 | |\/ \/ . . 8 | ^ ^ ^ ^ | | 8 8 /| ^ ^ ^ ^ | | 8 |_|/\ /\ | | 8 W| ^ ^ ^ | | 8 | |\/ \/ . . 8 | ^ ^ ^ ^ W 8 8 \ ^ ^ ^ | 8 What a hoot !!! -cfbd- 8 \ ___ _/ 8 |-------- MM MM ----------| |___________________________| ___---------------------------------------------------------___ / . . . . . | PORK | . . . . . \ / . . . / _n_ ______ \ . . \ |\/ . . . / _/o \/ \@ \ . . . .\/| || . . . . ( O_ ) ) . . . || |/\ . . . . \ \___/\______/ / . . . . /\| \ . . \ || || / . . / \___ . . . . . | SAUSAGE |. . . . ___/ --------------------------------------------------------- -cfbd- ___----------------------------------------------------------___ / . . . . . | PORK | . . . . . \ / . . . / ______ _n_ \ . . \ |\/ . . . / @/ \/ o\_ \ . . . .\/| || . . . . ( ( _O ) . . . || |/\ . . . . \ \______/\___/ / . . . . /\| \ . . \ || || / . . / \___ . . . . . | SAUSAGE |. . . . ___/ ----------------------------------------------------------- -cfbd- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- WARP :::: :::: :::: :::: :::: :::: :::: ___ :::: :::: \\ _(___)_ :::: :::: \\ @__/@ \ :::: :::: // Woof = \###\_/________ :::: ___________________________________// | :::: | | /--------- :::: ---------------------------------\ | // /__|/__| :::: :::: @ /__|/__| // :::: :::: /_\ \\ :::: :::: / +\__@ \\_____________________________________ :::: _______@\_/___/ = Woof | :::: @@@@ | /----------------------------------- :::: ----------\ | |__\|__\ :::: :::: |__\|__\ :::: :::: :::: :::: :::: :::: :::: :::: -cfbd- -- PLAIN WEAVE -- [ Doggies by Jerry Carlson ] _ / \ / \ / `. /-----.| ___/___.---`--.______ ,-----' __ .-,' ._'____________..----'_ ____.-' _ - /_/ \ | _- __/_// __ |/ - (|/ '()` <()/ ______ \_ O .> | .---' `---._ _ /--_/_ _`-o-'/ ', -_ _.-( ) ---- `-._ `---.________.---' >\ /< \ \_ `--.___ \ \-__-/ / \ \_ `----._______\ \ / /__ \ \ / |, \_'_'\ `-.__\ \ ( ( \ ) `\ \ | /\ / \ >-( /\ / \ ((_| \ \_.'| \ ( `-' | \ ( / | \ / ( '| \ | \ | \ | \ ) `\_ `|__ ____\ | \_ ''| ``----''' \| \_ )) * | ) * |) /\_/\ `-.__ )| | | * | / o O \_____----------________ `----. | * | | * | ( ~ ) ___ \ | * | | * | \`---'/ / ) ) | * | | * | \___/ / / / / |* | |* | \ _______\ / /_/ | * | | | \ / / / | | | * | / / / / | * | | * | _/ / _/ / `---..-' `---..-' (___/ (___/ -cfbd- `==== } `==== } I I ()~() /~---~\ / \ _/~~/ ~\ /~ \~~\_ / O \./ o \ _/~~! o /!\ O !~~\_ ! o / ! \ o ! _/~~ \ / ! \ /~~\_ \,/ ! \,/ `~~\!/~~` -cfbd- Male I_I /() ()\ / \ _/~~/ ~~\ /~~ \~~\_ / O \_/ o \ _/~~! o /1\ O !~~\_ ! o / I \ o ! _/~~ \ / I \ /~~\_ \,/ I \,/ `~~\^/~~` -cfbd- Female Colin's pieces... _ _ _ / \ / \ _ _ / \ ,.( O ),,,( X ), / \ _ / \ ,( m )' \_/ \_/ ',( O ), _ _ / \ ,( O ),' \_/ ) ( \_/ ',/ \ / \ ( X ) ' \_/ ( / ) ( ( a ) ( O ) ' \_/ ) \ ( ( \ \_/ _ ,\_/ \ ( ) \ ( / \ ' ) \ ) ) ( a ) ( ) / ,' \_/ ) o ) # ( # \ # -cfbd- # \#/ \|/ \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// \\#|// \\\\\|||/// \|/#\| _...._ / \ / o __ o \ ( \/ ) ) ( ( - - - ) ( ) ( ) [ ] ------------------/l\ /l\------------------- ------------------------------------------ ( ) ( __ _) -cfbd- after Susan Harmon A magician on board a Sea Cruise Liner performed tricks each day for the passengers in the saloon. There was a resident parrot in a cage in the saloon. Every time the magician performed a trick the parrot always gave the game away by saying things like: " It's up his sleeve ! " " He put it in his pocket ! " " It's sticking out at the back of his hand ! " Then one day there was a storm and the liner sank. The magician and the parrot found themselves in the same lifeboat. The lifeboat drifted for three days and the parrot was completely silent. Finally, on the fourth day the parrot said: " Alright then ! What did you do with the bloody boat ! " ___________________________________ | _____ | | \ o / | | ~~~ | | Dux | | | | | | | | | ----------------------------------- | __------__ | / ./ ,....., \. \ / ./ ~~ ~ \. \ / / ~~ ~ ~ \ \ ( ( ~ ~ ~~ _ ) ) \ \. ~_~~ ~ ./ / \ \.________./ / \ / \.========./ I I I I /] [\ -cfbd- // \\ -------\\_____________//------- The Duckless Dux ~-_ _- ~-_ _-~ ~-_ _-~ ~-______________________________________________-~ | | | ___________________________ | ""--__ | | /\ /\ | | __--~~! ""--__~~| | | { `---' } | | ! ! / / | | | | { O O } | | ! ! | | | | ~~~> V <~~~ | | ! ! / | | | | \ \|/ / | | ! ! | | | | `-----' | | ! ! ______| | | |__________/_____\__________| | ! ! / | | | | ! ! | | | __________________________ | ! ! / / | | | | _____ | | ! ! | | | | \ o / | | ! ! / | | | | ~~~ | | ! ! | | | | Dux | | ! ! __--""__| | | | | ! ! __--"" | | | | ! O ! | -------------------------- | ! ! | | __------__ | | ! ! | / ./ ,....., \. \ | ! ! | / ./ . _ . \. \ | ! ! | / / >o)_// \ \ | ! ! | ( ( ~ (__) _ ) ) | ! ! | \ \. ~_~~~~~ ./ / | ! ! | \ \.________./ / | | ! |_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _\ /_ _ _ _ _ _ | | ! ,' \.========./ '|. ! ,' I I '. ! ,' I I '. ! ,' /] [\ -cfbd- '! ,' // \\ '. ' \\_____________// '. Notes: ----- 1. Dux is a common brand of toilet in N.Z. 2. Kitty's picture is by Ed Savage 3. Because of the endless designs of toilet roll holders this is omitted from the picture to avoid prejudice. //////// |:---[.] |( _J | ^ ( _| / \_____) / _____ \ | / \ \ _________ | | | | ./ ./ \ /\ /\__ | ./ ./ | | | \/--- ./ ./ | \ \ )\ /________ / o | | >_____/_____)\ | | | \__________/ | | |__ ________ / \ | | / ./ ------- .\ | | | | / ./ \.\ \ \\ | | / ( ) ) \ |\ | | / \. ./ / \ | \ !--------------\ \._______./ / \ | | ! `============' | | | \ I | | | > I | / | / \ |________/____| < > (_________)____) -MH/cfbd- ___\________________________/________ _____________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------- @@@ Now a girl may look nice @ - - @ /~~~ @ o @ ~~~~~~/; In a bath, crystal white, / o . | | . o /;' / -- - - /;' And in its embrace / o - o o o /;' / o o o /;' she may frolic ! / o - /;' / o - - - /;' / - - - _ /;' /__________________/;' \ /;' \_______________/' @@@ @ - - @ @ o @ But give me the girl | | (*) (*) Who will stand in a bowl ) . ( ( v ) And do what she can - with Carbolic. \ | / \ / \~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ \==============/ -cfbd- -------------------------------------------------------------------- - " It never rains unless it pours ! " ___ .-~ ~- "~-. _,. ~ ~ - _ / /_ )--"~ ~-.. / ;~ | `. |-@- | / \ _O_/ \ .-, l / / \ | | |Q/ \_/ | __|_ | | | \ | \ / | | \ / } \ _ _ _ _\ -cfbd- | |_ | / _ - ~ ^ - - - \\. \__() | | | | \\ ~ ~ / [____| ~ [____| \\ ~ / ~ ~~~\\~~~~~~ ~ / ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ / ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ / ~ ~~~~~~~ ~ / ~ ~ / ~ ~ ~/ |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | INDOOR CIRCUS| , | ;\| / \ |_______________________________ `. i ______ ,^^--. _____________ ___ i \ / \ ,',^-_ / \ ! \ | | / / / \ / \ \ | ; ,__. | ,' 4 | \ `. | / ( ` __> ,_| |_. \ `-__> >. `---'\ / /,. ..\ `. `. | | U | | U `. \ ,--~ ~--. ~~--_ _--~~~~--_ _--~~~~--_ \ _--~~~~--_ \ /_--~~~~--_ \ `. ,' `. ,' `. |,' `. \,' `. \ / \ / \ / \ / \ Y Y Y Y FRM ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...... .::::::::. :::::::::::: :::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: `::::::::::` _ ! ! (_) ! ! ~~~ -cfbd- Short pips - Out ,,,,,, ;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;; _ ! ! (_) ! ! -cfbd- ~~~ Long pips - Out ,,,,,,,, ,$$$$$$$$$$, ,$$$$$$$$$$$$, $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ `$$$$$$$$$$` _ ! ! (_) ! ! ~~~ -cfbd- Expensive Rubber - Pips in. _ _ ((___)) ( o 0 ) Moonty Python / \ / / (` ') _ _________ / / (U) / \ / ____ \_/ / //\ \ / / \ / V \ \/ / \ / \___/ \__/ -cfbd- ========================================================================== , ;;, ;;;;, ;;;;;, ;;;;;;; /;;;; \\\;;/~^^ /; ;;; ;;;;;;/~^^ /; /// \\ \\\\\;;;/~^^ ^^ //; ;;; ;;;;;;;/~^^ //; /;; ;;; ;;;;;;;/~^^ ^^ /;; \\\ \\\\;;;/~^^ !\ /;; /// ;;; ;;;;;;;/~^^ / / /;; //; ;;; ;;;; ;;;;;;;/~^^ / / ^^ //; /;; ;; \\\\ \\\\;;;/~^^ | | //; /;; /;; ;;;; ;;;;;;;/~^^ \ \ /; /;; /;; /// ;;;; ;;;;;;;;/~^^ \ \ ^^ /;; /;; //; /;; \\\\ \\\\\;;;/~^^ \ \ /;; /;; //; /;; //; ;;;; ;;;;;;;;;/~^^ \ \ !\ ^^ /;; //; /;; //; ;;; ;;;; ;;;;;;;;/~^^ \ \ \ \ ^^ //; /;; //; /;; /// \\\ \\\\\;;;/~^^ \ \ \ \ /; /;; //; /;; //; ;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;/~^^ \ \ \ \ ^^ /;; //; /;; //; /;; \ \ \ \ ^^ //; /;; //; /;; \\\ \\\\\ \\\ \\\\ \\\ \ \ \ \ /; /;; //; /;; \\\ \ \ \ \ ^^ /;; //; /;; \\\ ,,,,,,,,,,, ______ \ \ \ \ ^^ /; /;; \\\ ;;............;; / _ \ ! ! \ \ ^^ /;; \\\ ;;................;; \ (_) / ! ! \ \ ^^ \\\ ;;.................;;; ~~~~~~ ! ! \ \ \\\\\ ;;..................;; ! ! \ \ \\\\\ ______ ;;..................;; / / \ \ / _ \ ;;................;; / / \ \ \ (_) / ;;..............;; / / \ \ ~~~~~~ ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; / / \ \ / / TRILOBITE \ \ / / -cfbd- \ \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / / - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Trilobite ------------- Trilobites were hard-shelled many-legged marine animals which lived in the primeval seas some 500 million years ago. Few exceeded a length of 12 inches. The Megabite ------------ The design of the world's largest kite, "Megabite", was based on the trilobite but the giant kite is 55 metres in length rather than 12 inches. : . : . .-~~~-. `. .-. .' .- ~ ~-( )_ _ .~ ~. / ~ -. . . . : : . . . : ' ~. .~ , .' .' ~-~ `. ~- . . , . , . , . . -~ ' : ` : __ __ (__)____/~\_____(__) __________________,,,,,,,/| / \'''---____/ ,,,,,,,,,,-------'''''''~~ / :\_ _ _ _ _/: \ /__________________ | : \/ \/ \/ : | :: ------___ | : : | :: :: -_ | : : | :: :: \ \ : /\ /\ /\ : / :: :: ::| \ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ / :: :: :: | \_____ __________' ____---~~~~~~~---____::______ :: | \ \ ~~~~~~~~ -:: | '\ \ ______________________/; \ | '\ ,,,,,,,,----------------' THE MEGABITE | | -cfbd- | |\ | _-_ \_| \_| /~~ ~~\ _-_ /~~ ~~\ /~~ ~~\ _-_ { } _-_ /~~ ~~ /~~ ~~\ \ _- -_ _-_ /~~ ~~\ /~~ ~~\ ~~ \\ // /~~ ~~\ /~~ ~~\ - -{ } | | /~~ ~~\ { }\\ // \ _- -_ / | | { } \ _- -_ / | | ~~ \\ // ~~ // \\ \ _- -_ / ~~ \\ // ~~ | | | | ~~ \\ // ~~ | | // \\ | | | | | | // \\ | | // \\ \|/ \#/ \|/ \\||// \#/ // \\ ========================================================================== =========================================================================== Lemurs & Things =========================================================================== / / ... .":. .:"" "". / : :.: . "'.<""""> : ..: .:..<(=)(=)> / :..')) ; .'). )/~\( |\ '))) ))) \U/ / | \ \\ \ / / / \\ \ / / \\___\ / / \\ / \\ _______ / / \\ / _____ | / \\ / /(__) || / / \\ ________/ / |OO| || / \\ | |-------|| / \\ (| | -.|| \\ | ____ \ ||=================================O=================== /| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ \|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |_______| / \ |__| / \ |_|/ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ The Dreaded Mobile Cowtapult & Lemur Launcher ========================================================================= BEWARE of FALLING SLOTHS -- Consider Mooving !! ========================================================================== =-/ _-_ \ \\ / /~~ ~ \ /_ //-<_ \\ /=-//=-//=-///=-///=-/ /~~ \ / \|//-= / - ////~~~ ! { \\ \////_ ((( ! \ _- \ \\\// / ! " `, ! ))) ~~ \\ // \ \\\//// /"/ |' / | | \ |||// ! """| |"" | | ||||| |"|| \"| ! _-_ ||||| "" " |"|\ /~~ ~~\ |)|(|// ! /""~\\. /" ""~, /~~ ~ ||||(| ""~""""`"",~`~"!!"!" \ ( |||||| /"""""/""! "~""" "" "~", \ _- -_ |||0|| //\""!!""~"!"!"\"""/~!~, C~"~P ~~ \\ // ~ |)|(|// ! // !!"""""! "~ " !!"!! "," O o " | | ||||(| || !!"!!~!!~||" ! "" Y "" | |(__) |||||| \\ ! ! ! `"U"' | |(oo) |||0|| ! \\ | | \/ |||||| \\ 0)) // \\ |||||| \`-~/~ _-_ |||||| `~' /~~ ~~\ |||||| ! /~~ ~~\ |||||| ! { } |||||| \ _- -_ / ||0||| ! ~~ \\ // ~~ |||||| ... | | |||||| .":. .:"" "". (__)| | |||||| : :.: . "'.<""""> (oo)| | |||||| : ..: .:..<(˜)(˜)> \/ | | |||||| :..')) ; .')) )/~\( " | | ||||||\ '))) ))) \U/ " " // \\ " " " " " \|/ \ || / \|/ \ |/ \ | // \ |/ \ \ \| |/ / \|/ \| -cfbd- ======================================================================= [ Sloth from an original by Newton ] ... .":. .:"" "". : :.: . "'.<""""> : ..: .:..<(=)(=)> :..')) ; .'). )/~\( '))) ))) \U/ -cfbd- ... .":. .:"" "". : :.: . "'.<""""> : ..: .:..<(.)(.)> :..')) ; .')) )/~\( -cfbd- '))) ))) \U/ , ; ":. .:""... :.: "". : ..: "'.<""""> :..' )) ..<(.)(.)> '))) ; .:. )/~\( ; .')) \U/ ))) -cfbd- ________________________________ / \ | | | Lemur Whacker | | | | | \________________________________/ | | | | | | | | | | / _)| / /__L _____/ (____) (____) _____ (____) \_(____) | | \__/ ________________________________________________________________ / _____ _______ _________ ___________ /| / / __ <~"~> _____ <""""> _____ <""""> _________/ / | / / / "(.) (.)" <(.)(.)> <(=)(=)> / / | / / / . " Y " . / "\../" \ )/~\( ; / / | / / / ; `"v"' ; | | \/ | | , \U/ ; / / | / / / \_>---<_/ \_| |_/ ; . . ; / / | / / / _________ ________ ___ `-` '-'____ / / | / /_/_________________________________________________________/ / | /_______________________________________________________________/ | | _____________________________________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | WHACK - A - LEMUR | | / | | | | / | | | | / | | A game to relieve stress ! | | / | | | | / | | | | / | |___________________________________________________________| | / |_______________________________________________________________|/ Note: It's just a game - they aren't real live lemurs ! -cfbd- =========================================================================== ############ ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ##### ##### ## ## # x # # x # ## -------####---------------- # # --------------####--------- | # # | | ## | | | | | | | | JUST WOTCHIT BLINKO !!! | | | | - Mr. Chad | | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------ -cfbd- /~-. .-~\ : -` '. (((()) .' `- : _.' \ ((())))) / `._ } .-. \ | ^ ^ | / .-. { .' `-' \ ( )`'( ) / `-' `. \ \ (` o ') / / _~-. '` ... . ...`' .-~_ / ~-. '. .. . . . . . .-~ \ \ ~ '-~~~( . . . . . ... . )~~~- '~ / ~ _ / ( . . . . . . ) \ _ ~ ~~ -- ~ -~/ ( . .. . . . ) \~- ~ -- ~~ / ( .`---'. .. .----'..) \ ( /(____-------------____)\ ) ( ) \ \ / \ . \ -_______- / \ . \ / \ | \ | / . -- * -- . \___|___/ . | . \ | / . (/\|/\) " Light she was and like a fairy; and her shoes were number nine. " - Clementine [ Bodywork by MH, wings from an unknown butterfly, assembly by cfbd ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- " This Roo sure kan go ! " (\,,,/) \o o/ / {^} / /.~. [] / \// [] [] / ~~) [] _ __ _ [] / ) )/ [] / l~( @\ \~-_ [] __// | / [] ,----~~~~--+__]_[__/_\_-_,------,__ [] `--' \_-= [] @ /~_~\ | ~ | /~_~\~~~-, []====================[]=|-+-+-+-|=\_ ( (_) ) \__________| ( (_) )_-~ (oo) (oo) -cfbd- ~~\___/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\___/~ " Take me Kangoroo back, Jack. Take me Kangoroo back! " :-) [ Power unit diddled from a design by John Punshon ] (\___/) (O O) \ / @@@@@@\_/@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@@ @@@@ @@@ @@@ @@ WOOLLY @@ @@@ @@@ @@ JUMPER @@ @@@ @@@ @@@@ @@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@ === @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ === WW @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ WW ============== / \ ( ) -cfbd- \ / ) ( ) (\_______________ (...)\_____(...)_______________) A Woolly Jumper ( cross between a Sheep and a Kangaroo ) -------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------- _-_ /~~ ~~\ |\ |\ /~~ ~~\ ()__() _-_ } \o o / /~~ ~~\ -_ / _-_ () / /~~ ~~\ // ~~ /~~ ~ (^) \ { }| /~~ \ \ \ _- -_ / | { \ \ ~~ \\ // ~~ \\ \ _- _ _ | \ | | ~~ \\ // ' _ _/ ) ~- _ | | | | '/,_ _ _/ ~ , // \\ | | / /)/) ', // \\ ( (¯.¯) _ _', \ __) (__ / } '- - - - - - - - - - -, \ { ,- - - - - - - - ' ' ' ' \ > / #----x---x--x----# .--- \ ' / --x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#-- # # "----~ ~ / / # # #---x---x--x--x--#---x- (_/ x---x---x----#---x---x--x--x---x---#--- # # " # -cfbd- # #----x--x--x--x--#--x---x---x----x----x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#--- #/ \|/ \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// \\#|// \\\\\|||/// \|/#\|/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- This Little Pig went to Market. - Old Nursery Rhyme ---------------------------------------------------------------------- |\/( @,' /_ _ ? ( _ _ _ ) << << |\/( "" "" Q' /_ _! This little \ _ _ _) piggy went to << << market. ~~ ~~ This little piggy stayed at home. ( ( ) ) ) ( |\/( |\/( ( (__) * E,~ /_ _ / L ' /_ _ p ______(oo)___/_ ( _ _ _ ) _______________ \ _ _ _) ( _____________ ) << << ( _____________ ) << << \ __________/ '' '' \ __________/ "" "" This little piggy had This little piggy roast beef. had none. |\/( 0' /_ _s {_ _ _ } << << '' '' And this little piggy cried " Wee, Wee, Wee " all the way home. -cfbd- ============================================================================ ==================================================================== ALL TOGETHER NOW... " Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport. Tie me Kangarooo down. /| /| Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport... ()__() \ = =/ Tie me Kangaroo... /\ () Tie me Kangaroo... / / (^) Tie me Kangaroo down !!! 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File: mirrors/jgs/data/birds.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/birds.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. .-"-. .----.""". / 6_6 /____/ (O )\ \_ (__\ `--\_ / // \\ // \\ (( )) {{ }} =======""===""========================================================""===""======= jgs ||| ||| ||| '|' '|' ASCII Art Birds .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028022935oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/freebird.mid)Midi Controls auk (puffin) flamingos robin various birds geese stork buzzard hornbill swans canary hummingbirds toucans cardinal lovebirds turkeys chickens/roosters ostrich vultures chicks owls woodpecker cock-a-too parakeet/budgeriger scratching claw dove (pidgeon) parrots duck gif dove (descending) peacock \\\\\\\\\\\/////////// more doves penguins //// ducks phoenix ugly duckling quail eagles quetzal early bird raven egret road runner .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ auk ]=- 12/96 .--. / ,~a`-, \ \_.-"` ) ( ,/ ."\ / ( | / ) ; jgs / / / ,/_."` /` /_/\ |___ `~~~~~` -=[ puffin ]=- modified by llizard .-"-. / ,~a\_ \ \__))> ,) ." \ / ( \ / ) ; jgs / / / ,/_."` _.-` /_/`"\\___ `~~~` -=[ bird ]=- 2/97 .-. , /6 6\ , }\ \ V / /{ } \/ \/ { }___/ \___{ \ / jgs `|-|` // \\ ~ a bird ~ 7/96 ___ _,-' ______ .' .-' ____7 / / ___7 _| / ___7 >(')\ | ___7 jgs \\/ \_______ ' _======> `'----\\` ~ a bird for Maria ~ 9/96 __ ___(__)___ / \ | ___ | | ('v') | jgs | ((___)) | |--/-"---"---| >> birds << 10/96 _ _ \. _(9> <6)_ ,/ jgs \==_) (_==/ jgs -'= ='- -=[ little birds ]=- 11/98 __ <- ) /( \ \_\_> jgs " " __ ( -> / )\ <_/_/ jgs " " -=[ bird in tree ]=- 12/96 _ ('> /))@@@@@. /@"@@@@@()@ .@@()@@()@@@@ @@@O@@@@()@@@ @()@@\@@@()@@ @()@||@@@@@' '@@||@@@' jgs || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ more birds ]=- 12/96 _ _ <')_,/ <') ,/ (_==/ (_==/ jgs ='- ='- -=[ birds ]=- 12/97 , ,_ , .'<_ _> `'-,'(__.-' __< >_.--(.. ) =;` jgs `V-'`'\/`` _, ((') /'--) | _.' jgs / |`= '^' ** silly bird ** 10/96 : : :: :: ::`. .-""-. .':: : `.`-._ : '>': _.-'.' : :`. `=._`'. .''_.=' .': : `=._ `- '' -' _.-'.: :`=._`=. .='_.=': `.._`. .'_..' `-.: :.-' : : jgs `:.__.:' : : -'= -'= ** a little bird ** 10/96 \\\ ( "> )( // ) jgs --//""-- -/------ -=[ bird ]=- 1/97 .---. / 6_6 \_ (__\ // \\ (( )) =======""===""=============== jgs ||| ||| '|' -=[ birds on a wire ]=- 1/97 __,---, .---. /__|o\ ) .-"-. .----.""". / 6_6 `-\ / / / 4 4 \ /____/ (0 )\ \_ (__\ ,) (, \_ v _/ `--\_ / // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ (( )) {( )} (( )) {{ }} =======""===""=========""===""======""===""=========""===""======= jgs ||| ||||| ||| ||| | ||| | '|' | -=[ little birds -- penguin? cockatiel? ]=- 3/97 .-. ( (9> / )\ ,/_/_/ jgs -"= (((( { '> / ,\ jgs /_/ / ===//="====== / -=[ walking bird ]=- 9/97 .-. / a\_ \ _.-` .' \ // | // ; | /{ / / /;\.-'.`___\/ ///-'`\ | //' __/___ jgs /` `-. -=[ birds ]=- 10/97 _______ ,_____ /.-----' '---.\.-. // ----' '---<' `-' .---`__, `-.`\ .-._,' jgs `.___.' " _______ `-----.\ _____, `---- \\ .-./.---` ,__`---. `-` '>---` `,_.-. /`.-` jgs ',___.' " .-. ( '> / \ / \ | / ,_// ~~~~~~~~//'--'~~~~~~~ jgs~~~~//~~~~~~~~~~~ ` -=[ birds ]=- 1/99 __ / .\_ ) <__\ /_/ \ //\_// jgs |/ kk ."""-. / \ | o/`'-. | (,____\ jgs ) /'---' / ( -=[ bird ]=- 9/98 .--._ / o,-` .-/.--; .'.`/ | |/.' / .'/___.-' .' / \\\_ jgs '-'|/ -'='== ` -=[ bird ]=- 5/98 .--._ '. ='-._ '.= =('-. \ = (( '. , | =(( _\.___ /=`"--.,_;..--'` _`'. / = .------. (o) )> /_=___,.../= `(( |_.--'` _.' = (( / jgs _.-'`= = _(( / .-'__=___=___((_,.' =-[ bird/eagle? ]=- 6/97 _.-. .-. `) | .-. _.'`. .~./ \.~. .`'._ .-' .'.'.'.-| |-.'.'.'. '-. `'`'`'`'` \ / `'`'`'`'` /||\ jgs //||\\ _.-. .-. `) | .-. _.'`. .~./ \.~. .`'._ .-'`.'-'.'.-| |-.'.'-'.`'-. `'`'`'`'` \ / `'`'`'`'` /||\ jgs //||\\ _.-. .-. `) | .-. _.'`. .~./ \.~. .`'._ .-'`.'-'.'.-: ;-.'.'-'.`'-. `'`'`'`'` \ / `'`'`'`'` /||\ jgs / ^^ \ `'``'` -=[ bird ]=- 7/98 .--. / o\_ \ ___\ __________________/ \_________________ \_______ / \ _______/ \________ | | ________/ \_______ \ / ________/ \_____/\ /\_____/ /A A\ jgs / \ `"==="` -=[ bird ]=- __ /'{> ____) (____ //'--; ;--'\\ ///////\_/\\\\\\\ jgs m m -=[ bird ]=- 12/98 \/ .oOOo. ( @)(@ ) (`"` `"`) .'\ '' /'. / / \ / \ \ ; | \/ | ; |/ \| \ / '-......-' jgs __|_ _|__ /| |\ -=[ buzzard ]=- 8/98 .-'''. .' \_.---. / () | `\ | | | | \_.'`\_/ | .-..-' .-'.| |-'. _> `' `' `\ \ <_ `;_.-\_(`-.|\'._/ / \ \ /| \ \ ; | \ \ | | \ ; | | | | | \_ | | | \_ / | jgs / \___/ ; .' /`---. .-' .' )_)_)_) (__..--'`------'`;_ `---. )_)_)_) -=[ canary ]=- 1/97 .-"-. / 4 4 \ \_ v _/ // \\ (( )) =======""===""======= jgs ||| '|' -=[ Arizona Cardinals ]=- 5/99 ,'~.-..__ _...._ `, '.- `` `'. `, _.--.,_`\ \ `'--.\o)/`/'. '._ `".-'.__\ jgs '. ;-..-' `""--.,_/ -=[ chickens ]=- 12/96 (\ }\ (\ }\ (\ }\ ( \_('> ( \_('> ( \_('> (__(=_) (__(=_) (__(=_) jgs -"= -"= -"= -=[ chicken ]=- 4/97 ,. (\(\) ,_ ; o > {`-. / (_) `={\`-._____/` | `-{ / -=`\ | `={ -= = _/ / `\ .-' /` {`-,__.'===,_ //` `\\ jgs // `\= -=[ chicken ]=- 5/98 /'._ _, \ ;__.' } (`-._;-" _.--.}' /_' /` _} `. \_._.; '-.__ / jgs _/ `\ ^` ^` -=[ rooster ]=- 2/98 _ m ,`.\/'> (`\<_/` jgs `<< -=[ rooster ]=- 2/98 .".".". (` `) _.-=-. '._.--.-; .-` -' '. .-'`.o ) \ / .-_.--' `\ `;---) \ ; / / ;' _-_.-' ` `;"` ; \ ; . .' _-' \ ( ) | | / .-.-' -` '-.-' \ | .' ` '.-'-\` /_./\_.|\_\ ; ' .'-'.-. / '-._ \` / _;-, | .-=-.;-._ \ -'-, \ / `";`-`,-"`) \ \ '-- `\.\ '. '._ '-- '--'/ `-._ `'----'`; `"""--.____,/ \\ \ // /` ___// /__ jgs (`(`(---"-`) -=[ chicken ]=- 6/98 _ ( `''--. .-. `'-. `\| | _ `\ /` ) _.'- ._ (_ ;-.-. '. `\ / / \ '.(` __\o_\o_/ ,`) .-'`` `""-. \ `''--.___, `\ } / / .-` ; } /_/.'`-....-'| } _ _ `"` / / .' \.' \ / / | / / _ __..--/` (__ _..----.._/ L.-' ) .--...--'' /` ` .--. _ `-. (_ __. /` -. ' `\`""--.,_) (_'__. { ) | '._ - _{ .' ,_/ '--'` { .' ,_/ \ (_, ._.' '. / | '-. _ | / `-||.--;\__/ jgs __ __||_ ||_ (_.``` "` `)(`" `-.__ _ (_.-' .-""` '-. -.`_) '.__.' \ ) ) '--'`"` _ .-. .--''` ) _ | |/` .-'` ( `\ /` _) _. -'._ /` .' .-.-; `).' / \ \ (`, \_o/_o/__ / .-''` ``'-. { /` ,___.--''` { ; '-. \ \ _ _ { |'-....-`'.\_\ / './ '. \ \ `"` _ \ \ | \ \ ( '-.J \_..----.._ __) `\--..__ .-` ` `\ ''--...--. (_,.--""`/` .- `\ .__ _) | ( } .__ _) \_, '. }_ - _.' \_, '. } `'--' '._. ,_) / | / .' \ | _ .-' \__/;--.||-' _|| _||__ __ _ __.-` "`)(` `" ```._) jgs (_`,- ,-' `''-. '-._) ( ( / '.__.' `"`'--' -=[ chicken ]=- 11/00 _ _/ } `>' \ `| \ | /'-. .-. \' ';`--' .' \'. `'-./ '.`"-..-;` `;-..' _| _| jgs /` /` -=[ chick with eggshell ]=- 2/97 .=""=. / _ _ \ | d b | \ /\ / , ,/'-=\/=-'\, |\ /\/ \/| ,_ / / \ \ ; \/` '; , \_', | / \ | \ / \/ \ / \/ '. .' /`. '. .' `~~` , /\ `"` jgs _|`~~`|_ . `" /|\ /|\ -=[ broken eggshell ]=- , |\ /\/ \/| ,_ ; \/` '; , \_', \ / '. .' /`. jgs `~~` , /\ `"` . `" -=[ chick ]=- 2/97 .=""=. / _ _ \ | d b | \ /\ / ,/'-=\/=-'\, / / \ \ | / \ | \/ \ / \/ '. .' jgs _|`~~`|_ /|\ /|\ -=[ two hot chicks ]=- \ | / '. .-=-, .' -- = ( ) = -- .' '-=-' '. / | \ .=""=. .=""=. / _ _ \ / _ _ \ | d b | | d b | \ /\ / \ /\ / ,/'-=\/=-'\, ,/'-=\/=-'\, / / \ \ / / \ \ | / \ | | / \ | \/ \ / \/ \/ \ / \/ '. .' '. .' jgs _|`~~`|_ _|`~~`|_ ^^^~^^^~^~/|\^~/|\^^~^^~^~^^^~/|\^^/|\~^~^~^~^~^~^ -=[ chicks ]=- 7/99 .---. _ / ' .---. >| o ` `\ ` \ .---._ '._ , '-.; /` /' \ '._.' / '. .' `";--\_/ jgs _/_ | -'`/ .--;-- ' .' .---. .---. ' \ _ /` ` o |< , _.' _.---. / ` `\ `\ ;.-' \ '._.' / '. .' \_/--;` | _\_ --;--. \`-- jgs '. ` -=[ chick in egg ]=- 9/99 _,,_ .' '. | a..a | ,\_ \/ _/, /`' `-.-'-`\ | \-'`| | .-'| | ; /' ; \ < / jgs '._ __.' -=[ rooster ]=- 7/99 _ ;-.-._ .-" "-. \. _{ / \ / o )_ ; | ; ,__(_<` | / | \() | /`\ ( | ; \ \ | '-..-'; |\ '.;| ,_ _.= \ /`| \ '. '-' | \ '=. / '. / .' \ .'---';` jgs | / `. | _|| `\\ ` -.'-- .-'_'--. `" `-- also see farm page for some more birds -=[ cock-a-too ]=- 4/97 , .-; , |\ / / __, |\ '.`-.| |.'.-' \`'-: `; : / `-._'. \'| ,_.-=` ` ` ~,_ '--,. .-. ,=". / { 0 )`;-.} | '-' /__ | / \_,\| | ( __ / ' \ /\_ /,'`| ' .-~"~~-. |`.\_ | / ' , / \ _/ `, \| ; , . | , ' . | \ `, | | , , | : ; : | _\ `, \ |. , | | | | | \` `. \ | ' |\_|-'|_,'\| _\ `, `\ ' . ' | | | | | __ \ `, | , ' |_/'-|_\_/ __ ,-;` / \ `, \ . , ' .| | | | | _/' ` _=`| `\ `, \ , | | | | |_/' .=" / \` `, `\ \/|,| ;/' .=" | \ `, `\' , | ; /' =" _/ `\ `, .-""-. ': /' =" / jgs _`\ ;_{ ' ; /' =" / _\`-/__.~ `.8.'."`~-. =" _,/ __\ { '-.|.'.--~'`}" _/ \ .="` }.-~"'u'-. '-..' __/ _/ ." { -'.~('-._,.'\_,/ / ." _/'`--; ; `. ; .=" _/' `-..__,-' __/' ` -=[ dove or pidgeon ]=- 1/97 .---. / (o \_ | -='.'"` ) ( _.=` \ _.=`. -. | .===:._ ' '. ; | ________,.='`^~""``"====-' ,' '-========-""'"-=..,,,_____,.' `\ `\ jgs ,-'==,\ ,-`==; -=[ descending dove ]=- 1/97 _.:._ ."\ | /". .,__ "=.\:/.=" __,. "=.`"=._ /^\ _.="`.=" ".'.'."=.=.=.=.-,/ \,-.=.=.=.=".'.'." `~.`.`.`.`.`.`. .'.'.'.'.'.'.~` `~.`` ` `.`.\ /.'.' ' ''.~` jgs `=.-~~-._ ) ( _.-~~-.=` `\ /` ( ) Y -=[ descending dove ]=- 4/98 .-.-"````"-.-. ,-._._ \ / _._.-, '. '-. \ / .-' .' \ \ \ / / / \ \ \ / / / \ | | | | / | \_/ \_/ | | | ; ; jgs \ / '.__ _ _ __.' ``` \ / ``` / \ d b \/ -=[more doves]=- 1/97 _, __.=""=._/'/`-,' `"=.__, ( ,"==" ; `=, `^`^`^"`', ; jgs '; ( `` , _ `|. /o`=| .=""=./::(.=""=. /./.' .::::. \'. \ //\/ / :::::: \/\ \\ /\/ /\/\'::::'/\ \/\ \ /' ` '::' ` `\ /::\ jgs /\/\/\ ____ / /\ \ / / \ \ _ /_/_ \." a. __ ___ / / ; ;"`\ \ ."` `"./ ." ; \_\_ ." `;' ; \ \ ." .` ',; \ \ ." ; ; ;, `=. \_\_ .-", ; ; ;, ; , `'=, \ \ `""'"=-.;.;" ";; , ; \ \ _ ." _.; ; ; ; / / `;,`-.=" _.=" ; ; ; ,' / / ;=; _."` `;; ; ; \_\__ , ;-"_;=" '=; ; ; \ \ jgs `"." `=;( / / ." `' / / `"` -=[ doves ]=- 12/98 _..._ _..._ .' _ '. .' _ './ (a) .-'-. / (e) .-'-. '-,-'` | '-,--'` / ; / ; | / |/ \ __..;__ \ \ ;``""----...___...---:"`` .-'_ `'. \ '. (`._'- `-._ ,:-" '. '. - : ; \ `''----...___`-._ '-. '._ .' | | _ `-. `""--...____..-'` ;_ | ./_) '. (`\.-();/_).__ /()/ '-. __.--;();`\_)()\__) ()--;__ `"-._ (_/ (/ /()';();--._\_.-'`.();\_) ``""(_.();_().(`\.-();__)`(_/ `--.__ __/(_/|\();__\_)` \_) (_/ \_)`-._); _..._ _..._ .' _ '. .' _ './ (a) .-'-. / (e) .-'-. '-,-'` | '-,--'` / ; / ; | _ / |/ .\ _ (_\ __..;__ \ ::\ ,/_)._ _;\;``""----...___...---:"`` .-'_ `'. \ '::.()\__) (\())(`._'- `-._ ,:-" '. '. - : ; '::\--;__ _\()`''----...__ `-._ '-. '._ .' | .:::|()\_) (_/`;-. jgs _ ()`-. `""--...____..-'` ;_ .:::| `. \_) _;/_)/).;()'._ (`\.-();/_).__ .::::/().-./`) (_\`;(()(_/(()/(. __.--;();`\_)()\__) .::()--;__:() '-;---()_;\_/()"-._ (_/ (/ /()';();--._\_::'`.();\_)` ,() (_.-(); \._ ``""(_.();_().(`\.-();__)`(_/ `--.__ (_/ (_/() \_) __/(_/|\();__\_)` \_) ` (_/ \_)`-._); ~ a small duck ~ 7/96 .. ( '`< )( ( ----' '. ( ; (_______,' jgs ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ ~ a larger duck ~ 7/96 ,----, ___.` `, `=== D : `'. .' ) ( , / \_________________/| / | | ; | _____ / | \ ______7 ,' | \ ______7 / \ `-,____7 ,' jgs ^~^~^~^`\ /~^~^~^~^ ~^~^~^ `----------------' ~^~^~^ ~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ -=[ ducks ]=- 12/96 _ _ _ _ _ >(')____, >(')____, >(')____, >(')____, >(') ___, (` =~~/ (` =~~/ (` =~~/ (` =~~/ (` =~~/ jgs~^~^`---'~^~^~^`---'~^~^~^`---'~^~^~^`---'~^~^~^`---'~^~^~ -=[ ducks ]=- 8/98 .--. _/aa \ \__\ | ) ( , / `-----'\ | --. | .-\ --' /-. jgs `'.-_.-_-,_-._-.-'` .--. / aa\_ | /__/ , ) ( /'-----' \ | .-- | .-\ '-- /-. jgs `'-.-_.-_.-_-._-.'` -=[ duck ]=- 12/97 __ /` ,\__ | ).-' / .--' / / , _.==''` \ .'( _.=' | { `` _.=' | { \` ; / `. `'=..' .=' `=._ .=' jgs '-`\\`__ `-._{ ** an ugly duckling ** 10/96 .-""-. / \ / (0 \______ | "_____) \ ,-----' \_ _/ / \ / \ / \ / \ / : | / ; : | \\\ / _.-' : | \\\\ / _' : | \\\\/ ; : / \\ ; : / \ `._`-'_.' _/ \ ''' _.-' \ / / jgs \ / / \ /)(_______ )(_________< (__________< -= [ duck ]=- 3/97 ,-. , ( {o\ {`"=,___) (`~ \ ,_.- ) jgs ~^~^~^`- ~^ ~^ '~^~^~^~ -=[ duck ]=- 8/97 __ /`66\_ | (__) | | / \ , /\__/ \/ \ | .--' \ | \\ |-' \`-._, / `/'---'\ __\ /__ jgs \_/ \_/ -=[ duckling ]=- 9/97 .=""=. / \ | 6 6 | ( <> ) .'-..-'. .' `. / | | \ /_.'\ /'._\ _`|--|`__ jgs \__\ /__/ -=[ duckling ]=- 4/98 .-=~~~=-. / \ | q_q | / /_\ \ \ '-' / .-'-. .--'-._ /_.-/ '-._\ | | \ / '-.,___,.' ___|||| jgs \ / | \ '` '--' -=[ ducks ]=- 7/98 ___ .' '.__ ( o {__) __ '-. .' \ ._.' __.' '. ' .-' /\ ) ( (__} o ) .-') _ | ``'"'` \ '.__. /` .' .' ' \ {`'- } (`--') _.'--`\ jgs'. '-._ / `-.{ _ ) ``^^`^`^`^^`^^`^``^`^````^`^^^`^`^^`^^`^^ ___ .' '.__ ( o {__) \ ._.' /\ ) ( | ``'"'` \ \ {`'- } jgs '. '-._ / ``^^`^`^`^^`^^^``^`^``^``^^^ __ __.' '. (__} o ) .-') '.__. /` .' (`--') _.'--`) `-.{ / \ /` /\/'-\-` \_| /`| jgs \/ -=[ ducks ]=- 7/98 .-""-. / \ _.-'\ o | ;-. '._._)__, | _..,_ ,_\_ `'._.. / ; .--""`` __/_ \ ` \/ \ / -.___/ `--,' / './ `'-,_/ \` .' | -' , `-;._/ `"``'-'\ '-._/--' '. \ `\ \ )`.-, \ `-. ( '._ / ;`;----.. _.--'` / / \ \ .---' ( ) '-. jgs ).-' \ .-'.' | `'-.-'` )_.-._/ .-""-. / \ | o /'-._ _,.._ | ,__(_._.' .-; _\__ ``""--. ; \ .._.'` _/_, \___.- \ / \/ ` / \_,-'` \.' \ ',--' \_.;-` , '- | '. `/ '--\_.-' /'-'``"` / .' ,-.`( / /` ) .-' / \ _.' `'--._ ..----;`; / / \ \ .-' ( ) '---. | '.'-. / '-.( jgs \_.-._( `'-.-'` __...---..._ /) .-' .'^;._ .' .' . '. /.-'-._ .' ' '. '. .' ' `\ .-""-. \/_.._ : \ / \ //-. ' | _.-'\ o | // \/.----. | ;-. '._._)__, | // ` _;.,_`\/ ,_\_ `'._.-. / ; // .--""`` __/_ \ ` \/ \// / -.___/ `--,' / './ `'-,_/ \` .' , | -' , `-;._/ `"``'-'-\ '-._/--' '. \ , '. \ )`.-, // //\ `-. ( ||_// '._ / '--' _ ;`;----.. _.--'` (( `/ /. .-\ \--. jgs |`==./_)) ((__\_\_)) .-'`-=..__/ .-;______,| ((______ // ((_______ // '=======` `========' -=[ mother and baby duck ]=- 7/98 .-""-. / \ | o /'-._ _,.._ | ,__(_._.' .-; _\__ ``""--. ; \ .._.'` _/_, \___.- \ / \/ ` / \_,-'` \.' \ ',--' \_.;-` , '- | '. `/ '--\_.-' /'-'``"`__ / .' __.' '. ,-.`( / /` (__} o ) .-') ) .-' / '.__. /` .' \ _.' (`''') _.'--`) `'--._ ..----;`; `-.{ / / / \ \ \ /` .-' ( ) '---. _/'-\-` | '.'-. / '-.( )_/ /`| jgs \_.-._( `'-.-'` `-` -=[ ducklings ]=- 1/99 __ .' `. |o_o | \<_)__/ /( )\ |\`> < /\ jgs \_|=='|_/ __ .' `. |a_a | \<_)__/ , / `-...-'\ | -~', / ~`~\ '.-` .' ~~^-~ ~~` `-.~-..~` ~~` ~` jgs ~~`- ^-~~`~ ^ -=[ duck ]=- 6/99 _ /`6\__ ,_ \ _.==' `) `""""`~~\ -~ \ '~-. / ~- jgs ~- `~-====-' ~_ ~- ~ - ~ ~- ~ - ~ - -=[ eagle (head) ]=- 6/97 .-"""""""-. .' __ \_ / / \/ \ | \_0/\_0/______ |:. .' oo`\ |:. / \ |' ; | | |:.. . \_______ | |::.|' , \,_____\ / |:::.; ' | . '| )_/ |::; | | ; ; | | /::::.|-| |_|-|, \ /'-=-'` '-' '--'\ jgs/ \ -=[ eagle ]=- 3/99 _.-'`) (`'-._ .' -' / __ \ '- '. / .-' ( '-,`| ) '-. \ / .-',-`'._/ \_.'`-,'-. \ ; ; /.`'.-'( )'-.'`.\ ; ; | .-'|\//'-/ \-'\\/|'-. | |` |; :|'._\ /_,'|: ;| `| || : |; `Y-Y` ;| : || jgs \:| :/======"="======\| |:/ /_:-` `-;_\ -=[ eagle ]=- 4/99 _.. ___..-"""-. `)^| .-"""-..___ `-...___ '=.'-.' \-'.=' ___...-' `\ ' ##### ' /` '--;|||||;--' /\|||/\ jgs ( /;-;\ ) '-...-' -=[ eagle head ]=- 9/97 .~~~~-. / ,__`) | \o/|'-. | / ,\ | ('--./ jgs / \ / , , , \ `--'--'--'--' -=[ eagle ]=- 9/97 .-~~``~~-, ( \ .--'`-.__, \ / |\O/ | |, / | \ ,--`\ | `.( / \ / \ / . ; :. \ /__; \ | \ \ / '. |\_ /-.'-._\ | ` ` \ | / \ | | | | | \ \ \ | \ | | | \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | '. \ \ ' \ \ \ \ \ `\ `\ `\ \ | `\ `\ `. '. \ \ `-. '._ '-. '._/\ | \-._;-._ '-._ \ \ `\ `--` `--\ ;_ `-. | ~==~==jgs==~,-.-.-'`;'=~=-.,_ __/=~=~=~~= =_ = -_ -( ( ( .-`( ( ( .-``"`-_ = - _ - - - = - ` ` ` _= ` ` ` = - - = ~~==~=~~==~=~~=~~=~=~==~~=~~==~~=~~=~~~===~~ \ . \ . '| \ . .' / '. \.'| '-.__/ -=[ eagle ]=- 10/97 . , '. '. \ \ ._ '-.'. `\ \ '-._; .'; `-.'. `~-.; '. '. '--,` '. -='. ; .--=~~=-, -.; ; .-=`; `~,_.; / ` ,-`' .-; | .-~`. .; ; .;.- .-; ,\ `.' ,=; .-' `~.-._ .'; .'; .' .' '-. .\ ; ; ,.' _ a', .'~";-` ; ;"~` `'-=.) .' .' . _; ;', ; '-.._`~`.' \ ; ; : `~' _'\\_ \\_ /=`^^=`""/`)-. jgs \ = _ = =\ `""` `~-. = ; -=[ eagle/falcon ]=- 11/98 _.------. _.-` ('>.-`"""-. '.__.---'` _'` _ .--.) jgs -' '-.-';` ` ' - _.' ``'--. '---` .-'""` /` .------._ .-"""`-.<') `-._ (.--. _ `._ `'---.__.' ` `;'-.-' '- .--'`` '._ - ' `""'-. `---' jgs `\ .------._ .-"""`-.<') `-._ (.--. _ `._ `'---.__.-' ` `;'-.-' '- ._ .--'`` '._ - ' . `""'-. `---' , `\ `\ .' `'. ' jgs `'. __..-' _.--'' _...__..-' .' .' .' .' .------._ ; .-"""`-.<') `-._ .' (.--. _ `._ `'---.__.-' ` `;'-.-' '- ._ .--'`` '._ - ' . `""'-. `---' , ''--..__ `\ ``''---'`\ .' jgs `'. ' `'. -=[ the early bird ]=- 4/97 .---. / 6_6 _ .-. \_ (__\ ("\ /.-.\ The Early Bird Catches // \\ `\\ // \\ the Worm! (( )) \`-`/ \'-') =======""===""=========="""======="""=== jgs ||| | -=[ egret ]=- 12/96 _, -==<' `\ ) / / (_. | ,-,`\ \\ \ \ `\, \ \ ||\ \`|, jgs _|| `=`-' ~~`~` -= [ Flamingos ]=- 3/97 .-. ((`-) \\ \\ .="""=._)) / ., .' /__(,_.-' ` /| /_|__ | `)) | jgs -"== .-. (-`)) // // ((_.="""=. '. ,. \ '-._,)__\ |\ ` __|_\ ((` | | jgs =="- -=[ lovebirds- flamingos ]=- 3/977 (\/) \/ (\/) .-. .-. \/ ((`-)(-`)) \\ // (\/) \\ // \/ .="""=._))((_.="""=. / ., .' '. ,. \ /__(,_.-' '-._,)__\ ` /| |\ ` /_|__ __|_\ | `)) ((` | | | jgs -"== =="- -=[ flamingoes ]=- tweaked by llizard .="""=._ / ., .`. /__(,_.-' || ` /| || / | || \| || ~~~~~ ~ |\ ~~!)~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~jgs/ejm or: .="""=._ / ., .` /__(,_.-' \\ ` /| \\ / | \\ | \ \\ ~~~~~ |~~ \~~ ~~~!)~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~jgs/ejm or: .="""=._ / ., .) /__(,_.-'/ ` // // // (( | \ \\ ~~~~~ |~~\ !)~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~jgs/ejm -=[ flamingo ]=- 1/99 _..... .-'` ^ `'. .'^ ^ ,_. \ // , ^ _.-'-. | // /.--' '- | /;/``--.___._ ; |/` | /\ |`) / ` //` || | / // || | ; (( || | | `:. || \ \ ':. (| `\\ /;|| || |||| ;| ~ ~ |/|| /` | ~ ~ || ~ \-p/ || | | jgs .~||~./_/ `~ - ~` -=[ geese ]=- 12/96 __ >(' ) )/ /( / `----/ jgs \ ~=- / ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ __ >(' ) )/ , /(____/\ / ) \ ` =~~/ jgs `---Y-' -----~~'---- -=[ Space Goose ]=- 10/98 _...._ .() '() /: \-""-./ \ /:' / \ \ \ |:' | ^ /'-._| |:' | ,_ ,'_.---;` \:.\ ';` / \:.\ \ / jgs '-:\____\.-' -=[ hornbill ]=- 5/99 ,,._ / a_)--. \._ `;--.) , .' ) \ ` /) /-' / / | _)-'/ | / /_.-' .'` |_.; _.'` _.-') _.--" _..)))-"` (\ jgs/__.-'`| | ` | | \_/ -=[ hummingbird ]=- 1/97 ,_ :`. .--._ `.`-. / ',-""""' `. ``~-._.'_."/ `~-._ .` `~; ;. / / / jgs ,_.-';_,.'` `"-;`/ ,'` -=[ hummingbirds ]=- 7/98 __ ,_ .' '._______ ; `\ / -=o=.-""""""` ; \ / / __...----...;_ `;.:`"=._/ '-. `-.``;::' | `-. `;::' ; `'-.....-/::. / |::. .' /\:: .-` jgs /';\ /| /'; ;`;| `-'`-;_/ ___ _______.' '. _, `"""""""-.=o=- \ /` ; \ \ / ; \_.="`:.;` _;...----...__ | '::;``.-` .-' ; '::;` .-' \ .::\-.....-'` '. .::| `-. ::/\ |\ /;`\ |;`; ;'\ jgs \_;-`'-` , _ { \/`o;====- .----'-/`-/ `'-..-| / jgs /\/\ `--` _ , -====;o`\/ } \-`\-'----. \ |-..-'` /\/\ jgs `--` , _ {`--. { \/`o;====- {:}'-.}>, .----'-/`-/ {.--' )) _ `'-..-| / __ // /_/ jgs /\/\ \_\_((_/___ `--` )) \_\ .--'} _ , ,<{.-'{:} -====;o`\/ } __ (( '--.} \-`\-'----. \_\ \\ __ \ |-..-'` ___\_))_/_/ /\/\ /_/ (( `--` jgs \\ -=[ lovebirds ]=- 1/97 _ _ ( \/ ) .---. \ / .-"-. / 6_6 \/ / 4 4 \ \_ (__\ \_ v _/ // \\ // \\ (( )) (( )) =======""===""========""===""======= jgs ||| ||| | | -=[ singing birds for Colin Douthwaite]=- 12/98 ) \ ) () \ ) () ) \ .-"""-. \ () ____ / __ `\ __ () .'` __'. | o/__\o | / /| / o /__\o;\ \\// /_ // / ._ _| \\// |`-.__.-'|\ `; / / \ .' \-.____.'| || |/ \/ `._ '-/ | || '.___./ . '-.\_.-' __.'-._||_.-' _ / .`""===(||).___.(||)(||)----'(||)===...__ `"jgs"`""=====""""========"""====...__ `""==._ `"=. `"=. `"=. -=[ love birds ]=- 12/98 /`\/`\ \ / /`\/`\ `\/` .-"""-. \ / ____.--./ __ `\ __ `\/` .'` __`\ | o/__\o | / /| / o /__\o|\ \\// /_ // / ._ _| \\// / '.____.-; `; / / \ .' \-.____.'`'. / \/ `._ '-/ \ \ '.___./ . '-.\_.-' _.;__/ _ / .`""===(||).____.(||)(||)---'(||)===...__ `"jgs"`""=====""""========"""====...__ `""==._ `"=. `"=. `"=. -=[ ostrich ]=- 1/99 _.-~~-. .' '-. /_/ -. `> {__}\ -.~` / || '-. /.-' || ||| `""`""||"`"`|||""`""`""'` || __|||_ _||_ /||\ jgs `""""` -=[ owl ]=- 2/01 __ __ \ `-'"'-` / / \_ _/ \ | d\_/b | .'\ V /'. / '-...-' \ | / \ | \/\ /\/ jgs==(||)---(||)== ** owl-1 ** 10/96 ,___, (9v9) (_^((\ jgs^^^"^" \\^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ** owl-2 ** 10/96 ,___, (6v6) (_^(_\ jgs^^^"^" \\^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ owl ]=- 2/97 (\___/) (o\ /o) /|:.V.:|\ jgs \\:::::// -----`"" ""`----- ~~^~^~^~^^~~^^^~^ -=[ owls ]=- 7/97 _ _ \'-.__.-'/ / (o)(o) \ \ \/ / /'------'\ /, .. , \ /// .::::. \\\ ///\ :::::: /\\\ jgs '' ).''''.( `` =====(((====)))===== |\--/| |o\/o| .----\ /----. / / / /`~~`\ \ \ \ / / / /|::::|\ \ \ \ '-'-'-'-\::::/-'-'-'-' jgs (((^^))) -=[ 4 line owl ]=- 9/97 ,_, )v( \_/ jgs ==="=== -=[ owl ]=- 2/98 /`\ ___ /`\ \d `"\:/"` b/ /`.--. ` .--.`\ |/ __ \ / __ \| ( ((o) V (o)) ) |\`""`/^\`""`/| \ `--'\ /'--` / /`-._ ` _.-`\ / /.:.:.:.:.:.\ \ ; |.:.:.:.:.:.:.| ; | |:.:.:.:.:.:.:| | | |.:.:.:.:.:.:.| | | |:.:.:.:.:.:.:| | \/\.:.:.:.:.:.:./\/ _`).-.-:-.-.(`_ ,=^` |= =| |= =| `^=, /jgs \=/\=/ \=/\=/ \ ` ` ` ` -=[ owl ]=- 5/98 /\ .-"""-. /\ \ `"`'v'`"` / { .=. .=. } {( O ) ( O )} .\'=' V '='/. /.'`-'-'-'-`'.\ |/ ^ ~ ^ \| \| ^ ^ |/ \\ // \\ _ _ // -----'(|)---(|)'----- -jgs--,-------,----- / .' : '. \ '-'._.-._.'-' -=[ owl ]=- 5/98 __ __ \ `-._......_.-` / `. '. .' .' // _`\/`_ \\ || /\O||O/\ || |\ \_/||\_/ /| \ '. \/ .' / / ^ `'~ ~'` \ / _-^_~ -^_ ~- | | / ^_ -^_- ~_^\ | | |~_ ^- _-^_ -| | | \ ^-~_ ~-_^ / | \_/;-.,____,.-;\_/ =jgs======(_(_(==)_)_)========= ================================== __ __ \ `-._......_.-` / `. '. .' .' "A wise owl lived in an oak, // _`\/`_ \\ The more he saw, the less he spoke, || /\O||O/\ || The less he spoke, the more he heard, |\ \_/||\_/ /| Why aren't we like that old bird ?" \ '. \/ .' / / ^ `'~ ~'` \ / _-^_~ -^_ ~- | | / ^_ -^_- ~_^\ | | |~_ ^- _-^_ -| | | \ ^-~_ ~-_^ / | \_/;-.,____,.-;\_/ =jgs======(_(_(==)_)_)========= -=[ owl ]=- 6/98 ___ .-"-~-"-. /.-"-.-"-.\ ||((o|o))|| )\__/V\__/( / ~ -...- ~ \ |\` ~. ~ .~ `/| () | `~ - ^ - ~` | () // | ; ' : . | ()\\/_() \ . : ' ; '/ ___/ /_____'. ; ' .'____ _ ^ `uu---uu` /\ __jgs________^ _________^_\/ \ \ //\\() ()/ () () -=[ owls ]=- 10/98 (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) /0\ /0\ /o\ /o\ /0\ /0\ /O\ /O\ /o\ /o\ /0\ /0\ \__V__/ \__V__/ \__V__/ \__V__/ \__V__/ \__V__/ /|:. .:|\ /|;, ,;|\ /|:. .:|\ /|;, ,;|\ /|;, ,;|\ /|:. .:|\ \\:::::// \\;;;;;// \\:::::// \\;;;;;// \\;;;;;// \\:::::// jgs--`"" ""`---`"" ""`---`"" ""`---`"" ""`---`"" ""`---`"" ""`--- ^~^^~^~^~^~^^~~^^^~^~~^~^~^~^^~~^^^~^~~^~^~^~^^~~^^^~^^~^~^~^^~~^^ -=[ owl ]=- 10/98 ,_ _, (`\`'--""--'`/`) ) `'. .'` ( / .-\ /-. \ | ( 0 \/ 0 ) | | '-'/\'-' | \ /\/\ / ;--' '--; /`.',_.._..,'.`\ / ; ; \ | ; '-'--'-'-' ; | | ,'--.___.--'-, | | . ._ _. . | \ ; ''--'` ; / \/\.`-._._.-'/\/ `;__ __;' jgs ///)```(\\\ (((/ \))) -=[ owl ]=- 7/99 (`;_.---._;`) )_\ /_( / _'\ _ /'_ \ |(o)|/ \|(o)| \___/| |\___/ /`, \_/ ,'\ |:/ ^ - ^ \:| |: - ^ ^ - :| \\ ^_ -^ - ^_// `,---.-.---,` jgs (//.' '.\\) -=[ parakeet/budgeriger ]=- 5/98 _..._ .-' '-. / _ _\ /':. (o) /__) /':. .,_ | | |': ; / \ /_/ / ; `"`" } ; ':., { / ; } ; '::. ;\/\ /\ { |. ':. ;``"``\ / '::'::' / ; |':::' '::' / | \ '::' _.-`; ; /`-..--;` ; | | ; ; ; ; ; | | ; ; ; ; ; ; / |; ; ; ; ;/ ; | ; ; ; ; / / _, | ; ; /` .' _,=="" \; ; ; .'. _ ,_'-.=~" _.==~" | ; .'`_~'-;--. ) )==~" ; ; ;/`"(_`-,) )`=~` /; ;/ /` _.="` |_/`| | ( ` |_\ \ jgs ,="` | _,==";` =~"|; ;| | ; | |;|\ | |/ \| -=[ parrot ]=- 1/97 __,---. /__|o\ ) `-\ / / ,) (, // \\ {( )} =======""===""=============== jgs ||||| ||| | -=[ parrot ]=- 4/97 .---.__ / /6|__\ \ \/--` / \\ / )\ / _.' / //~`\\-' =====//===(=))========= jgs /` -=[ parrot ]=- 9/97 ______ __ {-_-_= '. `'. {=_=_- \ \ {_-_ | / '-. | / .===, .--.__\ |_(_,==` ( o)'-. `---.=_ ` ; `/ \ `,-_ ; .'--') / {=_ ;=~` `"` `//__,-=~` <<__ \\__ jgs /`)))/`))) -=[ parrot ]=- 9/97 .---. .' .-.'._ _/ ( 0 / ', .-' \ ( /--./ .'. ' |'.__.'--' / '-/_, |' | / /_. ; ; /_.' , '/ / ________/_`-'_-' _.-'_______ _jgs__________\\\_\\\_______ |_/,/ .|``` ``` / \_/-/ |`| ; | \/' \ / |'.|` \_/ -=[ parrot ]=- 10/97 _,--"``""-. ___ ," .--. `\ _.--"` `"-; _____` `. .' \ \O_/` \ / \ '._ | | | \ | _ | | \ .-"` ` | / \ (`'-..,__/ / `'---' ( -'\ /` . _ \ / | \ ; / ; | | \ | | | | \ \ ; `\ \ \ \ , \ \ `; . ;._) '. `._.'-' \ _______jgs_______`-.___-"-._.-"-.____.-____\_______ ;;:;;:;:;;:;;;;;;;;:::| , |:| , |;::;:;:;;;::;:;;;; ::;:::;;::;;;:;;;;:::;| | |:| | |;:;;:;;;;;:;;;;::; ;;:;;:;;:::;;:;;:;;;;:\_|_/;\_|_/::;::;;;;;;;;:;:;; ;;:;;::;;:;:;:;:;;:;;;;;;;;::;;::;::;;;;::;;;;;;;:; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -=[ peacock ]=- 7/97 _ _ __/o'V'o\__ __/o \ : / o\__ /o `. \ : / .' o\ _\ '. /"\ .' /_ /o `-._ '\v/' _.-` o\ \_ `-./ \.-` _/ /o ``---._/ \_.---'' o\ \_________\ /_________/ '\_/' jgs _|_|_ -=[ peacock ]=- 5/98 \| , \,/ .|/, . \|`@,"@,@`,@",@`@,@,\/_ _\`@,"@,"@,"@`@,"@",@`@,"@",|_ \,"@",@`@,"@,"@",@`,@",@`@",@"@/_ _\,"@`@,"@",@,"@",@`@,'@",@,"@`@",`@/, \|,@`@,",@'@",@",@",@`@",@,"@,@,@`@,"@`< >,"@",@",@`",@",@",@`@",@",@,'@,"@,"@,"@,/_ _\,"@`@,"@",@`@",@"@,`@,\!/@,"@,`@",@",@",@` @,"@"@,`@",@,"@,@",@",\W/,@",@`@",@",@`,@,/_ \`@",@`,"@`@,"@,`@,@`,@/ a_\`@","@","@,`@"@,` /,@`@,"@`@,"@,"@",",`@,| (`@",",@",`@`@",",@_ _'@,'@,"@,"@`,","@`,"'-' |",`@",@",",`@",`@\ /`@`,@,"@,'@`@,"@,"= |@",@`@",@`@",@`@< >.@',@","@,"@,","@/,___/ `@,",`@",@",`@"_` /,"@."@'@,"@`," / | `@",`@",`@",\ jgs /,@`@`,",@" _| _| ` "`@",<- /|`/` /\ /\ `\ ~ a little penguin ~ 9/96 .-. (e e) _.`V'._ //~~W~~\\ //, ,\\ // | | \\ \) | | (/ \ / jgs `w-w' -=[ penguin ]=- 8/97 ___ / \ \ ^/_\ / \ | \\ | |\ | || / / / /---' / jgs /-----'=== -=[ penguins ]=- 12/97 .-. / /.\_ \(_ /-' / \ / / | / _/ / /_/\__/ jgs ='== .-. _/.\ \ '-\ _)/ / \ | \ \ \ \_ \ \__/\_\ jgs =='= -=[ penguin ]=- 10/00 _ .' '. |'V'| /.-.\ // \\ .',| |,'. |/|| ||\| || || \\___// jgs / \ / \ '`' '`' -=[ Linux penguin ]=- 2/98 _..._ .' '. / _ _ \ | (o)_(o) | \( ) / //'._.'\ \ // . \ \ || . \ \ |\ : / | \ `) ' (` /_ _)``".____,.'"` (_ jgs ) )'--'( ( '---` `---` ___ ,-' '-. / _ _ \ | (o)_(o) | \ .-""-. / //`._.-'`\\ // : ; \ //. - '' -.| | /: : | | | | : ,/ /, jgs _;'`-, ' |`.-' `\ ) `\.___./; .' '.__ )----'\__.-' `""` ___ ,-' '-. / _ _ \ | (o)_(o) | \ .-""-. / //`._.-'`\\ // : ; \ //. - '' -.| | /( : | | | \__: ,/ /, jgs _;'`,_/' |`.-' `\ ) `\.___./; .' '.__ )----'\__.-' `""` a8888b. d888888b. 8P"YP"Y88 8|o||o|88 8' .88 8`._.' Y8. d/ `8b. dP . 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JUST | / '. `\BORN | jgs '-. |----' -=[ swans ]=- 12/96 ___ ___ ,_ / _,\ /,_ \ _, | \ \( \| |/ )/ / | | \_ \\ // _/ | (_ \_) \ / ( / _) (\_ ` \ / ` _/) jgs ,\ -=~ / \ ~=- /, ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ ___ ___ ,_ / _,\/,_ \ _, | \ \( \||/ )/ / | | \_ \\ // _/ | (_ \_) \ / ( / _) (\_ ` \/ ` _/) jgs ,\ -=~ /\ ~=- /, ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ * toucan * 11/96 `| | .-"-.__ | .' / ,-| ```'-, || . ` / /@)|_ `-, | / ( ~ \_```""--.,_', : _.' \ /```''''""`^ / | / `| : / \/ | | . / __/ | |. | | __/ / | | | "-._ | _/ _/=_// || : '. `~~`~^| /=/-_/_/`~~`~~~`~~`~^~`. `> ' . \ ~/_/_ /" ` . ` ' . | .' ,'~^~`^| |~^`^~~`~~~^~~~^~`; ' .-' | | | \ ` : ` | :| | : | jgs |: | || ' | |/ | | : |_/ | . ' -=[ toucan ]=- 1/97 .----.""". /____/ (O )\ `--\_ / // \\ {{ }} =======""===""======= jgs ||| '|' -=[ toucan ]=- 8/97 .:%@&'@&:. .::&@&'&::. .::&@.&@:' '::&.@&@' ':: @.&@:' .:@&.@'___ .::@&::' '_.:-' `', ':&.@&@:. _.-'' _.-' .:&@&::. ____.-' _.-:. .&'@@.&@' .::.-.\ _.-'@&@:' '::@&@::. /;:/(o)\\_.-' '&@.&@:. .:@'&&::. |;:;:---' \```'''---.._` .: :&&@: . /;:;' /`'----------` ':&.@&:' /;;; | .::@&@&::' .:@&.@&._._/:;; | .:&'@@:. ':.=####=#.:;:; | ': @&.@ :'. /#/##/###\;;:;;. / .:@.&@::. /#/#/##/##/;:;:;:' .' .:&@&::' //##/#/##/##|:::;;.-' ': @&@.&:' /#/##/##/##/;:;;;:;/ .::@'&@& : ' |#/##/#/##/##/;:;:/`. . ': .@&@'&@::' '-#/##/##/#/:\\\=\\\.:.'::@&@'&@&.@::. jgs /##/##;;//))) /)))@&.@&@'&@&.@&::' /;;;/;/:/'&@.&@&@.&@&@'@& @&::. /;:/;:--'@&@'&&.&@&@&.@&&'@::'. /;/;;:| `::' '::@:' @&::' . ' /;::/:;| ' '' ` ' |;/:::;/ \;:;/;/ `"""` -=[ turkey ]=- 10/98 .-. .;;;;. ( ^_> <;<; \;>\ ! <;<; '-.>) \ <;<; <'=. | <;<; '- / <;,\.\--'` jgs `==`== -=[ turkey - front and back ]=- 11/00 .-. / \ , b d , ;-./ '| V |' \.-; .-| ,`\; \)/ ;/`. |-. .-'._\ ' |/((|\| . /_.'-. .-\'. `;.'` \) `'.;`.' /-. '._;---/ \---;_.' < .- | / \ | -. > '---'| | | |'---' /_/ \_\ |'._ _.'| \_ _/"\_ _/ || || jgs _||_ _||_ ((( ))) , /\ , ;-./ '/ \' \.-; .-| `\; : ;/` |-. .-'._\ | :| /_.'-. .-\ `;. \ : /_.;` /-. '._;----.\ ;..; /.----;_.' < _.'` `'._ > ';--' / / \ \ '---;' / __.'| { } |'.__ \ `` \_ { } _/ `` _\||""||/_ jgs \ / see more turkeys on the Thanksgiving page -=[ vultures ]=- 9/97 .-'`\-,/^\ .-. / | \ ( ee\ __ | | |__/,--.`"` `, | / .__/ `"""",/ | / / | .'.-' /__/ `"`| |';-;_` jgs |/ /-)))))) .-. /^\,-/`'-. __ /aa ) / | \ ,' `"`.--,\__| | | \,""""` \__. \ | | \ \ | \__\ '-. 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(Some pets, like birds, snakes, fish, and lizards can be found on other pages.) cats and dogs and rabbits .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ mouse or rat ]=- 9/00 (\_/) .-""-.-" '\ / \ _.--' (\ /_---\\_\_ `'-. jgs ,__) -=[ rodent ]=- 4/00 c._ ."````"-"C o'-. / \ _.' | | / \ _/--.<<-' `\) \) jgs -=[ vole ]=- 9/00 _.---._..-""""""-. .-" o -. `. `._ -' \ _`";` | '-'__\ \ _.-' /__ '-'---'--'``\__, _.-'--""-. jgs (.-' ,-` -=[ mouse with mousetrap ]=- 9/99 yeah, _ _ right (,\_/,) \ | " | .-' )\g/( ( .----------.-----------. /( )\ ) / .=====;.. .-. // |\) (/|/ / .=// ((() |.o'\""// \ ' / / // ((()~~/_o_O("// jgs (/---\) / '=====((() """""// /___________'__________// `----------'----------'` -=[ mouse with cheese ]=- 4/99 _ _ (q\_/p) .-. |. .| \ =\,/= )/ _ \ |\ (/\):(/\ )\ jgs \_ _/ |Oo\ `""^""` `"""` -=[ mouse ]=- 2/99 .- ( \ .-. .-. | (-. \/.- ) _..---"""""-. / '. ` '--' `\__.: /dd / / /--' '-.| _.; \ ( -' `--`-.)\ |-..____.-;-. > / / / `--' .' / jgs .'.'_/ `--' `` `` -=[ mouse on ladder ]=- 12/98 \ (() \-'@_<"/ _, \_.\` \ ( \ _`) \_) \,(__/ \' \ \-'\ \.-\ \_.\ \ \ jgs \- \ \ -=[ mouse ]=- 10/98 .--. 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(___| \ \ / \_) \ / / | ) (_/ / _ / / \'-' ( \/ / \ \ jgs \ / / ) `" (__/ __ __/ \ / \-./ \_ 66\_ \ ____)o )_(_________ .-. /| W I L L | (_/ \ / | W O R K () | \ \ F O R | \ \_)C A C H E | '-'/ \"\""""""` / / \ \/^) ( \ \ / jgs \__) "` -=[ mouse w/cheese ]=- 4/98 .---. .-""-. /.'``\\ / /``'.\ | .-=~~~=-. | \__ __/ (\ | 6_6 | )) =/ Y \= // \ 'w' / (( .'-..-.__.-'; \\ / /o .\ \ \\ | ))) O | | )) `.__,.'o' o/ /\ // _{`._o| / | // / { ((((/ |// \ { / / jgs > \____\ | .-' /--:-' .' ((((--' ((((--` -=[ mice ]=- 9/97 _ (( )_, .--. \ '/ ) / \= ( / _/ `| )_ jgs `"""` _ ,_( )) \' / .--. =/ \ ( \_ \ ) jgs _( |` `""""` _ (( )_, , .--. \ '/ /.\ ) / \= /O o\ _ ( / _/ /' o O| ,_( ))___ (` `-| )_ /o_O_'_( \' _ `\ ) jgs `""""` =`---<___/---' "` -=[ a rat's ass ]=- 7/97 (\ \\ )) // .-. // .-. / \-((=-/ \ \ \\ / `( ____))_ )` .-' // '-. / (( \ | ; | \ / \ |___| / _) \ / (_ jgs (((---' '---))) -=[ rat ]=- 6/97 _ _ (\\.-""-.//) / \ /) \o o/ (( /\ /\ )) /==\ () /==\ // | `UU` |// | |/ .-'\ /'-. 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File: mirrors/jgs/data/wedding.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/wedding.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. _____ ,_) ,_) ,_) (--/ ` _ ,_ _ ,_ _,-|- | _,-|-' _ ,_ , _\__)(_)| |(_|| (_| |(_||(_| | |(_)| |/_)_, ( ,_| |_, .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028023529oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/wedding.mid)Midi Controls Wedding Cake 1 Wedding Cake 2 Wedding Cake 3 Wedding Cake 4 More Wedding Cakes Bride [buttrfly] Couple at Wedding Cake Roses and Wedding Rings Wedding Rings More Rings and Jewelry Love Birds A Love Story Congratulations Thank You! .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. >> wedding cake-1 << 10/96 _ _ ( Y ) \ / ___Y___ {~@~ ~@~} {_______} ____)_(____ {~@~ ~@~ ~@~} _____ {___________} _____ { ~@~ } _______)___(_______ { ~@~ } {_____} {~@~ ~@~ ~@~ ~@~ ~@~} {_____} ____)_(____ {. . . . . . .} ____)_(____ jgs {~@~ ~@~ ~@~} .{___________________}. {~@~ ~@~ ~@~} {. . . . . .}(,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,){. . . . . .} @~ {___________}.) 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'-.__ jgs |.' .' .'.'__;.--'--.-' `"-----'"` -=[ wedding cake w/bride and groom ]=- 7/97 /:""| .****, (\/) |:`66|_ @@@@@\ `, \/ C` _) aa`@@@\ \ \ ._| _ _ (_ ?@@| \ )_/ ( Y ) =' @@@@| | /`\8\ \ / \ (``/ | || |8| ___Y___ /^^\ | / || |8| {~@~ ~@~} /\::/|| | (\/) || |8| {_______} \ | ||| \ \/ || |~| ____)_(____ \| ||| \ (\/) :| |=: {~@~ ~@~ ~@~} |:|\\.:.:.::. \/ _____ ||_|,| {___________} |:| \ ':':':` { ~@~ } ))) |_______)___(______/((( \{ ~@~ } {_____} | {~@~ ~@~ ~@~ ~@~ ~@~} {_____} ____)_(___|_ {. . . . . . .} ____)_(____ {~@~ ~@~ ~@~} .{___________________}. {~@~ ~@~ ~@~} {. . . . . .}(,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,){. . . . . .} @~ {___________}.\ ~@ @~ /.{___________} ~@ (...................) ~@ _.--"""--._ @~ (..................) | .---------------. .' `. .---------------. | ||' ___________ || || ___________ `|| || {~@~ ~@~ ~@~} ||congratulations|| {~@~ ~@~ ~@~} || jgs || { STEVE } || & || { JENNY } || || ~~~~)~(~~~~ || best wishes || ~~~~)~(~~~~ || /__\ /___\ /__\ /__\ /___\ /__\ ~@ ~@ ~@ ~@ ~@ @~ @~ @~ @~ @~ ~@ @~ -=[ wedding rosses ]=- 7/97 ,**, .\/. // \\-. \\_///`\\ '-\\__// /\ _ __ '--' \\| /_/ _ / | (\/) /~\'=--. `\/ | \ \/_/ \/ {{{~}\ \(______,_____,__\__,____ \_\| / __ {{~{{ '-'/,---,-----,--.--,-----,- \/_/__\ .--='/~\ \{/.=--' ______/ ____,__/__,_____,______)/ /{~}}} \__/ /\__ -,-----,--.--,-----,---,\'-' {{~}} __/ |\ \ jgs __/\_ '--=.\}/ (\/) / /\ \_| /_/ |\\ \/ |__/ \/ -=[ rings ]=- 7/97 ,**, .\/. // \\-. \\_///`\\ jgs '-\\__// '--' -=[ rings ]=- 11/98 ,-==-, \/\/\/ \\// .-''-. .'.-""-.'.---. / / .'\ \--.'. | | / /| | \ \ \ \ | | / / | | '.'-:\ \.' / / '---; '-..-'.' jgs `'----' ~ diamonds/jewels ~ ..................... / : | : \ '''''':''''':''''':'''''' `. . : . .' `. . : . .' `. . : . .' `. . : . .' jgs `..:..' `:' ____ /\__/\ /_/ \_\ \ \__/ / \/__\/ -=[ jewels ]=- 3/98 _______ .'_/_|_\_'. \`\ | /`/ `\\ | //' jgs `\|/` ` ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' \ ' / ' ' . .-"```"-. . ' \`-._.-`/ - - = \\ | // = - - ' \\|// ' jgs . ' \|/ ' . . ' ` ' . . / . \ . . . . ///........./|\.........\\\ //// : ||| : \\\\ \\'''''':''''|||'''':''''''// \\`. . ||| . .'// \\\`. . ||| . .'/// \\\\`. . ||| . .'//// \\\\\`. .|||. .'///// Diamonds are a '\\\\\`.|||.'/////' girl's best friend... 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'. ,. \ /__(,_.-' '-._,)__\ ` /| |\ ` /_|__ __|_\ | `)) ((` | | | jgs -"== =="- -=[ Love Story ]=- 3/97 boy meets girl... /:""| .@@@@@, |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, C` _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ || |.| / | || || |.| \ | || || |.| \| || :| |=: |_|\ ||_|,| |_| \ \)))|| ((( | | || |____| | || |____| > )) | || | || | || | || | || |_||__ /~)) jgs (____)) /_/YY boy and girl fall in love... /:""| .@@@@@, (\/) |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, \/ C` _)aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ || |.| / | || (\/) || |.| \ | || \/ || |.| \| || :| |=: |_|\ ||_|,| |_| \ \)))|| ((( | (\/) | || |____| \/ | || |____| > )) | || | || | || | || | || |_||__ /~)) jgs (____)) /_/YY boy and girl "tie the knot..." /:""| .****, (\/) |:`66|_ @@@@@\ `, \/ C` _)aa`@@@\ \ \ ._| (_ ?@@| \ )_/ =' @@@@| | /`\8\ \(```/ | || |8| /^^\ | / || |8| /\::/|| | || |8| \ | ||| \ || |~| \| ||| \ :| |=: |:|\\.:.:.::. ||_|,| |:| \ ':':':` \)))|| ((( | | :|| | | (\/) | :|| | | \/ ) :|| | \ | :|| | `\ | :|| |:.:. `~-._ |_:||_ /~))\ `~~-._ jgs (_,__)) /_/YY `':':':':':':` boy and girl are soon to become parents... (boy goes off to work) /:""| .@@@@@, |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, C` _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ || |#| / | || || |#| \ | || || |#| / | || :| |=: / |_|\ ||_|,| | |_| \ \)))|| \ ((( | |~~~`-`~~~| `\ | | | |____| |_________| | || |_________| | || | || | || |_||__ /~)) jgs (____)) /_/YY boy and girl and baby make three... and another on the way... (boy loses hair, girl gains fuzzy slippers) /:""| .@@@@@, |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, C _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ ."~~~~~". || |#| / | || | (>o<) | || |#| \ | || | /a a\ | A || |#| / | || _|_\ O /_|_|~| :| |=: / | |\ 8)___`"`___(|_| ||_|,| | |_| \ |~~~~~~~~~| \)))|| | ((( | \_________/ |~~~`-`~~~| `~\~~~~~~| |/ /_\ \| | | `\ / ()/___\() |_________| ( || ||~~~~~|| |_________| | || || || | || | || || || |_||__ __|_|| ||_____|| jgs (____)) (:;:;)) ||-----|| boy and girl and their 2.4 children... (boy loses more hair- still working girl still in fuzzy slippers) /:""| .@@@@@, |: 66|_ @@@@@@@@, C _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ ."~~~~~". || |#| / | || | .:. | || |#| \ | || A | /6 6\ | || |#| / | || |~|_|_\ e /_|_ .@@@@, :| |=: / | |\ |_|)___`"`___(8 aa`@@@, ||_|,| | |_| \ |~~~~~~~~~| = `@@@ \)))|| | ((( | \_________/ )_/`@' |~~~`-`~~~| `~\~~~~~~| |/ /_\ \| / || @ | | `\ / ()/___\() | || @ |_________| ( || ||~~~~~|| /~|| "` |_________| | || || || /__W_\ | || | || || || ||| |_||__ __|_|| ||_____|| _||| jgs (____)) (:;:;)) ||-----|| ((___) boy and girl and their growing family... (boy loses more hair, gains paunch, still working girl becomes more "shapely") /:`"| .@@@@@, |: 66|_ @@@@@@@@, C _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` .@@@@@, || |Y| //`\ ."~~~~~". aa`@@@@, || |#| / | || | .@. | (_ ?@@@@ || |#\ \ | || | /e e\ | A = @@@@" || | #| | | || 0 0_|_\ - /_|_|~| )_@@@" |"":\ :| |==: | | |\ ("))___`"`___(|_| /. |@@ 66 `:| ||_|,/ | |_| \ `( )|~~~~~~~~~| ((| | (_ / \)))|| | ((( | '^'\_________/ || | -_( |~~~`-`~~~| \~~~~~~| |/ /_\ \| ||_| / || | | \ / ()/___\() | W) | || |_________| (( | ||~~~~~|| || | |_|| |_________| || | || || || | | W| | || || | || || || | || | |_||__ ||__| ||_____|| _||_| _||_| jgs (____)) ((____) ||-----|| ((___) ((___) boy and girl have grown children and have earned that "middle-age spread" (boy loses even more hair, gains more weight, still working girls gets even more "shapelier"... and they're still in love!) |":::\ /```| .@@@@@, ,,,, 66 :::| |` 66|_ @@@@@@@@, @@@@@@, (_ ':D C _) aa`@@@@@@ aa @@@@, |_, / (\/) \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ (_ ?@@@@ \__( \/ ) / =' @@@@" =' @@@@" //`\\ @@@@, /`\\ \_(``` ) @@@" | | || ee "@@ /| |Y| /``\ /-'@@@, | |_|| (_ `D | | |#| / | || / / \@@@ | | || |_ / | | | #\ \ | || \ | |@@@ | | || \_( | | | #| / | || || |@@" |-| |< / \ :=| |===: / | | \ || |@" ||(((| | || | |_|, / | |_| \ ||=|\ ||_:_/ | || \)))|| | ((( | |((( \ || | | || |~~~`-`~~~| \~~~~~~~| |____/ || | |_|| | | \ / || / (( | | `W |_________| (( | (( | || | || | |_________| || | || | || | || | | || || | || | ||=| || | |_||__ ||__| //^) __||_| _||_| jgs (____)) ((____) ((_/Y ((_____) ((____) boy and girl alone again... 8 8 8 /```| .@@@@@, 8 8 | 66|_ @@@@@@@@, 8 (\/) 8 C _) aa`@@@@@@ 8 \/ 8(\/) \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ 8 |8:\/:~:~) /:~:~: =' @@@@~:~:8 |8::::::/\\/`\;_:::\ (__:::::8 |8:::::| \ '\___/``\\// `\)::8 |8::::|| | '|::/ / ^^ \ \::8 |8::::|| | ' \:| \__/\__/ |::8 |8o:::|\ \ ' |:\_\ /_/:::8o |"8o:::=\ \===::/`\`%%`/'\:::"8o |\"8o~| \_\ \| `""` |:~:\8o \ \"8o\ ))) \ \:::"8o \ \"8o:`. \ \ \:::"8o \|~~~~~| -|| -|mmmmmmmmmmmm~~~~| `~~~~~| || |~~| |~| |~~~~~` jgs | || | |__| |__| | || | \ | \ | |__||__| (~~^\(~~^\ ( \ \ `-._)`-._) `-._)-._) ... and they live happily ever after! -=[ Congratulations ]=- 6/98 _,--._ .-'` '. _, .-' \.-' / .-' _ | .'-. -` -. \ `) .' _ _ '. | / / / \ / \ \ \ | ) | | ( | \.-' \ 0 0 / '-./ ( ( .----. _ ) ) '-. / | .-' \ \_____.' / / \ . / / \ '----/ / \ `-` / \ / (`"""""`) /`"""""`\ / \ _,;==""```""==;,_ /{CONGRATULATIONS}\ \'=._ _.='/ |`=._`"====="`_.=`| | `""===""` | |`=._ _.=`| _|_ _ `"""="""` _ _|_ / / / | | \ \ \ \ \ \ /"==...=="\ / / / `-`-;-'`"==="`'-;-`-` | | | / | \ \_ | _/ / / \ .-()'`--.__|_.---`'()-. /` \X() | ()X/ `\ | | ; | | jgs \ ___|______ / `._ ____|___ / `""""""""""` `""""""""` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. THANKS AND APPRECIATION .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ thank you! ]=- 3/98 _ .-"--._ / \ / ____\ ||\\ / /`( || \\ _| '``'-. | \_\\ ` 9\ , \_ 9 _ '-.= .--'|} | _ \) | / /}} \/ = \ ;_.'/ .=\.--'`\} | `-`__.;---.//` '---./' '.___..-'` `| ___ _ _ ___ _ _ _ _ _/ __.-.__/ |_ _|| | |/ _ \| \| || |/ / .-' .-' ||| | | | || || ` || < .-/ / |\\ |_| |_|_||_|_||_|\_||_|\_\ { | /_ / \| _ _ ___ _ _ _ `-\ `\--;` | | |/ \| | | / \ '-. | | \ /| | || | | \_/ ) / _/ |_| \___/\___/ (_) jgs / __.' '--. 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HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR-- ASCII ART .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ All Creatures Great and Small ]=- 12/97 , ,_ , .'<_ _> `'-,'(_.-' _< >_.--(.. ) .=;` All things bright and beautiful, `V-'`\/`` All creatures great and small, * * * All things wise and wonderful: * * The Lord God made them all. * .:::.__* -Cecil Frances Alexander * /'::::\ *\_ (` '::|* / \ __ _.,--`-.`_;/.-/ ; /` ,\__ _.-' `. `'._.' /| | ).-' .-'/. ` '._.-._.' / | / .--' .-'` | `. .-' .' | / / , , \`. `-.__..--' _.-' .' , _.==''` \ |\ /| \ '-._ _.-' _.' .'( _.=' | \/ /._, \_ '--._.-'` _.' { `` _.=' | / ' ;--._, '._ \ _.-' { \` ; / \ / ' ) '-._\_.-'` _,_ `. `'=..' .=' ) /\ /, / _, /' '\ ,_ `=._ .=' / |/)|/(_ ((') \u u .-""._) \ '-`\\`__ | / -._\ /'--) | ':`----./.-. | jgs `-._} {_} |_ \ | _.' _/, ``'""-`\ `.__.' `""{_} /_ / |`= `" `-.( ,__/. `""""`"` '^' ="`-` `"` * Frosty the Snowman Kit * 11/96 |"|")/"\<""|"\ / "|"| ||_" <"|\ |/"\| ||\/||\ |\ | | /|"|" |"|"\\_/_> | | | |"||_ _>| \|\_/|/\|| ||"\| \| |"\| | """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" .-"""-. / \ ___,---,__ | :| (/_/|\ \|_/) | .:| || \ | .-----. \ ..::/ ||\ \| |`"""`| .-` :-. || \ | /______ |_____| .' 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( |_, | | |_, ( jgs'96 .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ all I need to know about life ]=- 12/00 ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM A SNOWMAN by Frank Brothers __ /\ __ __ /\ __ __ /\ __ __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ \/ \/ \/ \/ .\/. It's okay if you're a little bottom .\/. -=><=- heavy -*- Hold your ground, even -=><=- '/\' when the heat is on. -*- Wearing '\/' __ /\ __ white is always appropriate. -*- __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ -*- Winter is the best of the four \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> seasons. -*- It takes a few extra <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ rolls to make a good midsection. /_,/\,_\ \/ -*- There is nothing better than a \/ .\/. foul-weather friend. -*- The key to .\/. -=><=- life is to be a jolly, happy soul. -=><=- '/\' -*- It's not the size of the carrot, '\/' __ /\ __ but the placement that counts -*- __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ We're all made up of mostly water. \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> -*- You know you've made it when <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ they write a song about you. -*- /_,/\,_\ \/ Accessorize! Accessorize! Access- \/ .\/. orize! -*- Avoid yellow snow. -*- .\/. -=><=- Don't get too much sun. -*- Don't -=><=- '/\' put someone else's corncob pipe in '/\' __ /\ __ your mouth - you never know where __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ it's been. -*- It's embarrassing \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> when you can't look down and see <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ your feet. -*- It's fun to hang out /_,/\,_\ \/ in your front yard. -*- Always put \/ .\/. your best foot forward. -*- There's .\/. -=><=- no stopping once you're on a roll. -=><=- '/\' . _{_}_ * '/\' __ /\ __ + /_..._\ + __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ * /` `\ \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> | _.-----._ | <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ ,_ \/ o o \/ . _ /_,/\,_\ \/ \| | V | , |/ * \/ .\/. + _\\ . \ '...' / \//--. .\/. -=><=- ` \\/ |`'-----;`\-.//_ -=><=- '/\' .--\\ .'-.____.|-(.// , . '/\' __ /\ __ \) _ \ \/ '-'\ __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ * ; (_) | |;.__/ + \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> " "" | _ \ \| . "" <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ """" "| (_) \_.;"" "" /_,/\,_\ \/ "" \ / "" " \/ .\/. "" .. '._ _.' H A P P Y .\/. -=><=- .. 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""" '/\' __ /\ __jgs ""__ /\ __ "" __ /\ __ ""__ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ \/ \/ \/ \/ ASCII Art: Joan Stark'00 http://www.ascii-art.com -=[ The Twelve Days of Christmas ]=- 12/96 .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. _______) _______) ,__) ____, ____, (--||_, _ (--| _ | _ (--| \ _ , (--/ \ ,_, _|| |(/_ _|(_|_)(/_|\/(/_ _|_/(_|\|/_)_ \_/_|_ ( |__, ( ( ,__| ,__| ____,,__) ,__) (--/ `|_,,_' ,-|-,_,_, _ , / | || |/_)| | | |(_|/_) \__, |__, |__, On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: A Partridge in a Pear Tree _ ('> /))@@@@@ /@"@@@@@()@ @@()@@()@@@@ @@@O@@@@()@@@ @()@@\@@@()@@ @()@||@@@@@ @@||@@@ || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Two Turtle Doves _ _ <')_,/ <') ,/ (_==/ (_==/ ='- ='- On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Three French Hens (\ }\ (\ }\ (\ }\ ( \_('> ( \_('> ( \_('> (__(=_) (__(=_) (__(=_) -"= -"= -"= On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Four Calling Birds ___ ___ ___ ___ ('v') ('v') ('v') ('v') (( )) (( )) (( )) (( )) -/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"-- On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Five Golden Rings .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Six Geese A-Laying __ __ __ __ __ __ >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ / ) / ) / ) / ) / ) / ) \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) On the seventh day of Christmas, My true love gave to me: Seven swans A-Swimming ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ _, |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ / | // _/ |// _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ | / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ _) / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` _/) \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- / jgs^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eight Maids A-Milking __.----. __.----. __.----. __.----.___ (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' ;--` `(uu)' _ `(dd)' _ `(gg)' _ `(vv)' _ | ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) | (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 ,/ `--'\_ (__).`--'\_ (__).'`--'\_ (__).'`--'\_ _(__)| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `||~|| /\|| ^jgs^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^ __.----. __.----. __.----. __.----.___ (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' ;--` `(99)' _ `(66)' _ `(aa)' _ `(ee)' _ | ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) | (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8,/ `--'\_ (__).'`--'\_ (__).`--'\_ (__).`--'\_ _(__)| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `||~|| /\|| ^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^ On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Nine Ladies Dancing |~ () () 0` |~ () _/)(\_ () _/)(\_ 0` _/)(\_ /^^\ () _/)(\_ /""\ /~~\ /____\ _/)(\_ /``\ /____\ /____\ /""\ /____\ () () /____\ _/)(\_ () |~ _/)(\_ () /^^\ _/)(\_ 0` |~ /``\ _/)(\_ /____\ /~~\ 0` /____\ /~~\ /____\ /____\ On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Ten Lords A-Leaping w w w 0__ \0__ \0__ w /|_ w /_ /_ __0/ '\/ / \0_ '\/ / w '\/ / /_ ` /_ ` __0/ ` `\/ \, _\ \, /_ w ` `\/ \, \0__ w w /_ 0__ w \0__ _\ \, /|_ __0/ |_ ` `\/ \, /_ _\ \, `\/ /, ` On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eleven Pipers Piping _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ ~jgs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Twelve Drummers Drumming .-} .-} .-} |_| |_| |_| (_) (_) __ (_) .---. | \ .--. | \.' '. | \/ \ |\_|--o ) |\_|--o ; |\_|--o | |:| '--' |:|'.__.' |:|\ / |:| |:| |:| `---` |:|_ |:|_ |:|_ ^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. |M| |E| |R| |R| |Y| |X| |M| |A| |S| (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ jgs'96 .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. OR... REVERSE... On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Twelve Drummers Drumming .-} .-} .-} |_| |_| |_| (_) (_) __ (_) .---. | \ .--. | \.' '. | \/ \ |\_|--o ) |\_|--o ; |\_|--o | |:| '--' |:|'.__.' |:|\ / |:| |:| |:| `---` |:|_ |:|_ |:|_ ^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. |M| |E| |R| |R| |Y| |X| |M| |A| |S| (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Eleven Pipers Piping _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ ~jgs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ten Lords A-Leaping w w w 0__ \0__ \0__ w /|_ w /_ /_ __0/ '\/ / \0_ '\/ / w '\/ / /_ ` /_ ` __0/ ` `\/ \, _\ \, /_ w ` `\/ \, \0__ w w /_ 0__ w \0__ _\ \, /|_ __0/ |_ ` `\/ \, /_ _\ \, `\/ /, ` Nine Ladies Dancing |~ () () 0` |~ () _/)(\_ () _/)(\_ 0` _/)(\_ /^^\ () _/)(\_ /""\ /~~\ /____\ _/)(\_ /``\ /____\ /____\ /""\ /____\ () () /____\ _/)(\_ () |~ _/)(\_ () /^^\ _/)(\_ 0` |~ /``\ _/)(\_ /____\ /~~\ 0` /____\ /~~\ /____\ /____\ Eight Maids A-Milking __.----. __.----. __.----. __.----.___ (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' ;--` `(uu)' _ `(dd)' _ `(gg)' _ `(vv)' _ | ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) | (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 ,/ `--'\_ (__).`--'\_ (__).'`--'\_ (__).'`--'\_ _(__)| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `||~|| /\|| ^jgs^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^ __.----. __.----. __.----. __.----.___ (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' ;--` `(99)' _ `(66)' _ `(aa)' _ `(ee)' _ | ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) | (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8,/ `--'\_ (__).'`--'\_ (__).`--'\_ (__).`--'\_ _(__)| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `||~|| /\|| ^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^ Seven swans A-Swimming ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ _, |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ / | // _/ |// _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ | / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ _) / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` _/) \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- / jgs^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ Six Geese A-Laying __ __ __ __ __ __ >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ / ) / ) / ) / ) / ) / ) \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) Five Golden Rings .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. 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(_) `'/ (_) / `._ _.'| .' ``````` '-...--'` "A Visit From St. Nicholas" by Clement Clarke Moore (ASCII art by joan stark) `'`;, ___H_ _(`) _ _ 'Twas the night before Christmas _/\ \ ( ) ) (o\_/o) and all through the house... /\__\\____\( )_) |. .| Not a creature was stirring, ||""||''''| |`| =\ /= not even a mouse. ~~~`""""`""""`~~~~~~ ^ _ _ _ _ The stockings were hung |=| |=| |~| |=| o _ by the chimney with care, | | | | | | | | |(')---.| In hopes that St. Nicholas /(| /(| /(| /(| |~~|o _ | would soon be there. (_/ (_/ (_/ (_/ |===|(')---.| |~~| | The children were all nestled _,_ o _|=======| all snug in their beds, _,_(( ) |(')---.| While visions of sugar plums (( )`-`_,_ |~~| | danced in their heads. '-' (( ) |=======| `-` o _ And Mamma in her 'kerchief, ___, |(')---.| and I in my cap, /(__\ .---. |~~| | Had just settled our brains |__)__| / \_\ |=======| for a long winter's nap. ,@@. .@@, |_____|\| ,@@ ^ @@, //. .\\ (IIIIIIIIIII) When out on the lawn `"\_=_/"` ( ^ ) ) ; ( there arose such a clatter, \_=_/ ( ;|; ) I sprang from my bed ( ;`|`; ( to see what was the matter. * ____ . * ) ;' | '; ( .'_ '. (=@'--|--'@=) Away to the window ' ` `)a \ . ' ) '; | ;` ( I flew like a flash, . * /_ | ( ;___|___; ) Tore open the shutters ,__.=' / + ' ),;=======;,( and threw up the sash. + '.____.' . ~ ~ ' . . The moon on the breast ' * . _\/ \/_ of the new-fallen snow _\/\/_ Gave the lustre of mid-day . * _\_\_\/\/_/_/_ to objects below. _ _H_ + / /_/\/\_\ \ + [_] (_)_ _/\/\_ When, what to my wondering |=( : ) . /\ /\ eyes should appear, ' |( : ) * : * ' But a miniature sleigh, `~~`~~`"""`~~`~ . _\/ \/_ . and eight tiny reindeer. * \ \ / / * __. .--, -=>: X :<=- With a little old driver, .=,{\/ _/ /`) * / _/ \_ \ * so lively and quick, . ' (`._(_.;` / ' /\ /\ ' I knew in a moment . ' \_________/ * ' * it must be St. Nick. (___Y_____Y___, .-/___,-/___,-/___,-/___, . ' .-/___,-/___,-/___,-/___, ) More rapid than eagles `\ _ )`\ _ )`\ _ )`\ _ )< his coursers they came. /< <\ ()<_{:' /_____\ He had a broad face `'//\\'` {`_______`} and a little round belly, // \\ // . . \\ That shook when he laughed, /' '\ ( (__O__) ) like a bowl full of jelly. {[]==u `-'} { } He was chubby and plump, ____ /{ }\ a right jolly old elf, .'` `\ / '. .' \ And I laughed when I saw him, ;---.._ \ /_/ `"` \_\ in spite of myself; ,=,==, \_...__\ | {__}###[_]###{__} __\|_/__ | a - '.| (_/\_________/\_) A wink of his eye | || |--.o.--'(_) |___|___| and a twist of his head, | || |-' = '-` )-. jgs |--|--| Soon gave me to know |___||___| ) \ (__)`(__) I had nothing to dread. |"""||"""| ) | |__ || _| ) | He spoke not a word, /` )||__\'\;'--.-' | but went straight to his work, \ /`-;( / .' / And filled all the stockings; '-.; '--| ; .-'| [IIIII] then turned with a jerk, `'--.;--'...-' [IIIII]=| |=====|=| And laying his finger |=====| | aside of his nose, | | | And giving a nod, _/\_ __/\__ | | | up the chimney he rose; ) (_ _) .' 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(` | ; \ He sprang to his sleigh, `-._\()/__(~` |`'. \ \ to his team gave a whistle, ()() \ ; \ \ And away they all flew / |`\ \' \.'| like the down of a thistle. ) : ( \ .'|_/ `)_/` '._:_/ But I heard him exclaim, Ere he drove out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night !" __. .--, .-/___,-/___,-/___,-/___, _.-.=,{\/ _/ /`) .-/___,-/___,-/___,-/___, ) _..-'`-(`._(_.;` / `\ _ )`\ _ )`\ _ )`\ _ )<`--''` (__\_________/___, /< <\ *< I don't know how long I slept, >0<@< but all of a sudden I knew that >>>@<<* I wasn't alone. >@>*<0<<< >*>>@<<<@<< I opened my eyes, and you can >@>>0<<<*<<@< imagine my surprise when I saw >*>>0<<@<<<@<<< Santa Claus himself standing >@>>*<<@<>*<<0<*< next to my Christ- \*/ >0>>*<<@<>0><<*<@<< mas tree. __\\U//__ >*>>@><0<<*>>@><*<0<< |\\ | | \\| >@>>0<*<0>>@<<0<<<*<@<< He was dressed | \\| | _(UU)_ >((*))_>0><*<0><@<<<0<*< all in fur from |\ \| || / //||.*.*.*.|>>@<<*<<@>><0<<< his head to his |\\_|_|&&_// ||*.*.*.*|_\\db//__ foot just as """"|'.'.'.|~~|.*.*.*| _____|_ poem described him, |'.'.'.| ^^^^^^|____|>>jgs>>| but he was not the ~~~~~~~~ '""""`-------' "jolly old elf" of Christmas legend. The man who stood before me looked sad and disappointed. And there were tears in his eyes. ____ "Santa, what's wrong?" I asked. ;` `'-._ "Why are you crying?" / \ /\ /` \ | ; "It's the children." Santa / \ | | replied sadly. / `\ | | / \_ / | "But Santa, the children love ; / `\ | you." I said. ,|_ __ \__/ | _\_o/_( |_ "Oh, I know they love me, and /`"=/\==""=="=="=="=="`\ they love the gifts I bring | )/ | them," Santa said, "but the \ / children of today seem to /';=""==""==""==""==";`\ have somehow missed out on | /` /~\ /~\ `\ | the true spirit of Christmas. | \ _ \o/ \o/ _ / | It's not their fault. It's \ ; (_) ` o (_) ; / just that the adults, / |\_.-""(__)""-._/| \ many of them not having | \ /\ / | been taught themselves, / '.___.' '.___.' \ have forgotten to teach | ,==, | the children." | ' ' | \ / "Teach them what?" I asked. | | \ / Santa's kind old face became '. .' soft, more gentle. His eyes jgs '-.__ __.-' began to shine with something '---'--'---' more than tears. He spoke softly. "Teach the children the true meaning of Christmas. Teach them that the part of Christmas we can see, hear, and touch is much more than meets the eye. Teach them the symbolism behind the customs and traditions of Christmas which we now observe. Teach them what it is they truly represent." | Santa reached into his bag and pulled out a \|/ tiny Christmas tree and set it on my mantle. \\|// "Teach them about the Christmas tree. \\\Y/// Green is the second color of Christmas. \\\|/// The stately evergreen, \\\\Y//// with it's unchanging color, \\\\|//// represents the hope of eternal life in Jesus. `\\Y//` It's needles point heavenward as a reminder `#` that man's thoughts should turn __#__ heavenward as well." [_ _] \___/ Santa reached into his bag again and pulled out a shiny star and placed it at the top of the small tree. * ' . . "The star was the heavenly sign . | . of promise. God promised a Savior \ | / + for the world and the star was * \|/ the sign of the fulfillment of --==> * <==-- ' that promise on the night that + /|\ . Jesus Christ was born. . / | \ Teach the children that God . ' | ' * always fulfills his promises, | and that wise men still seek Him." . ' . "Red," said Santa, "is the first color of Christmas." He pulled forth a red ornament for the tiny tree. ____ "Red is deep, intense, vivid. It is the .' '. color of the life-giving blood that flows / # \_ through our veins. It is the symbol of | {_{c} God's greatest gift. Teach the children \ / `\ that Christ gave his life and shed his '.____.' (__) blood for them that they might have eternal life. When they see the color red it should remind them of that most wonderful gift." Santa found a silver bell in his pack and placed it on the tree. "Just as lost sheep are guided , to safety by the sound of the bell, it /\`--. continues to ring today for all to be |o-| )D guided to the fold. Teach the children \/.--' to follow the true Shepherd, who gave His life for the sheep." Santa placed a candle on the mantle and lit it. The soft glow from its one tiny flame brightened the room. "The glow of the candle represents how man ( can show his thanks for the gift of God's ,=(,)=, son that Christmas Eve long ago. Teach |'==='| _, the children to follow in Christ's | |,)/( footsteps. To go about doing good. | |)/<_, Teach them to let their light so >>>\, _/<8<-_/ shine before men that all may see >>>>>>oo<<)\( it and glorify God. This is what >>>>>>o<<<\/ is symbolized when the twinkle lights shine on the tree like hundreds of bright, shining candles, each of them representing one of God's precious children, their light shining for all to see." Again Santa reached into his bag and this time he brought forth a tiny red and white striped cane. As he hung it on the tree he spoke softly. "The candy cane is a stick of hard white candy. _._ White to symbolize the virgin birth and sinless /\|/\ nature of Jesus, and hard to symbolize the /\/ )-| Solid Rock, the foundation of the church, and /\/ `" the firmness of God's promises. The candy cane /\/ is in the form of a "J" to represent the /\/ precious name of Jesus, who came to earth /\/ as our Savior. It also represents the /\/ crook of the Good Shepherd, which He uses `" to reach down into the ditches of the world to lift out the fallen lambs who, like all sheep, have gone astray. The original candy cane had three small red stripes, which are the stripes of the scourging Jesus received by which we are healed, and a large red stripe that represents the shed blood of Jesus, so that we can have the promise of eternal life. Teach these things to the children." ,...., ,;;:o;;;o;;, Santa brought out a beautiful wreath ,;;o;'''''';;;;, made of fresh, fragrant greenery and ,;:;; ;;o;, tied with a bright red bow. "The bow ;o;; ;;;; reminds us of the bond of perfection, ;;o; ;;o; which is love." "The wreath embodies ';;;, _ _ ,;;;' all the good things about Christmas ';o;;/_\/_\;;o;' for those with eyes to see and hearts ';;\_\/_/;;' to understand. It contains the colors '//\\' of red and green and the heaven-turned jgs // \\ needles of the evergreen. The bow tells |/ \| the story of good will towards all and its color reminds us of Christ's sacrifice. Even its very shape is symbolic, representing eternity and the eternal nature of Christ's love. It is a circle, without beginning and without end. These are the things you must teach the children." "But where does that leave you Santa?" I asked. The tears gone now from his eyes, a smile broke over Santa's face. "Why bless you, my dear," he laughed, "I'm only a symbol myself. I represent the _... spirit of family fun and the o_.-"` `\ joy of giving and receiving. .--. _ `'-._.-'""-; _ .' \`_\_ {_.-a"a-} _ / \ If the children are _/ .-' '. {c-.-o-.){\|` | taught these other things (@`-._ / \{ `~^~`} \\ _/ there is no danger that `~\ '-._ /'. } \} .-. I'll ever be forgotten." |>:< '-.__/ '._,} \_/ / ()) | >:< `'---. ____'-.|(`"` "I think I'm \ >:< \\_\\_\ | ; beginning to understand \ \\-{}-\/ \ at last." I replied. \ '._\\' /) '. /( "That's why I came," '97 `-._ _____ _ _____ __.'\ \ said Santa. "You're an jgs / \ / \ / \ \ \ adult. If you don't _.'/^\'._.'/^\'._.'/^\'.__) \ teach the children these ,==' `---` '---' '---' ) things, then who will?" `"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/chicken9409.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/chicken9409.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Barnyard Fall 1994 Chickens Thank you David A. Bader... .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. MM MM MM MM <' \___/| <' \___/| >' \___/| <' \___/| \_ _/ \_ _/ O \_ _/ \_ _/ ][ ][ ][ ]! Ordinary Chicken Chicken Laying Crowing Chicken Chicken with an Egg Wooden Leg MM MM ______ MM <' \___/| <' \___/| /______\ ][ / \ \___________/ WW Rooster Jogging Chicken Chicken Soup Falling Chicken MM MM _--_ MM /// <' \__/ `> / \ <` \___/| <' \___/| \_ _/ | | \_ _/. \_ _/ ][ \____/ ][ * \ \ Siamese Twin Chicken in an No Comment Racing Chicken Chicken Early State .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/howto.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/howto.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. How I Make these ASCII Pictures and Links to Other Tutorials .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. FAQ's About Creating ASCII Art: 1) Do you need any special programs or software to make ASCII Art? 2) You've heard of programs that make ASCII art- do they work? 3) How long have I been creating ASCII Art images? 4) What were my first ASCII art creations? 5) How much time do I spend on making just one ASCII art picture? 6) How do I make the characters "fit together"? 7) Aren't ALL keyboard characters "ASCII"? 8) Are there other ASCII Art tutorials online? 9) What suggestions do I have for aspiring ASCII Artists? 10) Do I have too much free time on my hands? .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 1) Do you need any special programs or software to make ASCII Art? The answer is "NO". All you need is a text editor with a fixed-width font. Examples of fixed-width fonts are: Courier, FixedSys, and any others where the following two lines of letters are the same length: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I don't have any "secret programs" or "magic software". I've created these ASCII pictures by using Windows notepad, my keyboard ( and monitor obviously ), my imagination, and plenty of inspiration. That's it. I create these pictures by free-hand. Essentially I sit at the keyboard and type. The more I do, the faster and easier it becomes. Some images come from models (usually one of my kids' toys), pictures in books and magazines, or from my imagination. I can only make a picture when I feel inspired to do so. Not every day is a creative day. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 2) You've heard of programs that make ASCII art- do they work? As you may have noticed, there are different styles of the ASCII art. I typically make the "line-ASCII art". Others, like Allen Mullen and The Dutch Dude make "solid-style ASCII art". .-. .-. . . .--' / \ '--. ..###' '###,. '--. \ _______ / .--' '####; .ooooo. ;####' \ \ .-" "-. / / '##, .o8P"""""Y8o. ,##' \ \ / \ / / '##, 88' '88 ,##' \ / \ / '##8' '8##' \| .--. .--. |/ '#8 ,o. .o, 8#' | )/ | | \( | 8 8 888; :888 8 8 |/ \__/ \__/ \| 8P '88' '88' Y8 / /^\ \ P 8 'Y \__ '=' __/ b 888 d |\ /| `8b d8` |\'"VUUUV"'/| 88'"88888"'88 \ `"""""""` / 8 `"""""""` 8 `-._____.-' `8ooooooo8` jgs / / \ \ ,##' '##, / / \ \ ,##' '##, / / \ \ jgs ,##' '##, ,-' ( ) `-, .#####, ,#####. `-'._) (_.'-` `##' '##` LINE STYLE SOLID STYLE There are converters available to turn GIF and JPG files into ASCII art. The results are usually solid-style --but even so, you still have to do quite a bit of work with them to make them look good. If you want to give it a go anyways, check out conversion programs. There is a PicText Service online that will convert GIF images into ASCII... results are OK-- not ideal. As example, see an ASCII image of me in comparison to the original GIF graphic---> jgs There is *ONE* conversion program that works well-- that is FIGlet! If you want to write your name in a fancy ASCII'fied font, this is the place to go: FIGlet Service. Also, check the alt.ascii-art FAQ for Internet locations to download your own copy of the program. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 3) How long have I been creating ASCII Art images? I've been around the USENET's newsgroup since November '95 and I've been making the ASCII pictures since July '96. I first saw ASCII art in the summer of 1995 and was intrigued by it. My immediate thought was that there were people in this world who had too much time on their hands! Nonetheless, I was amazed at what I saw. I tried to collect as much of the ASCII art as I could. Then when I found Scarecrow's archive, and saw the immensity of it, I gave up and decided to try to make the ASCII images instead. I had been lurking on the alt.ascii-art newsgroup and saw many requests--most which were never filled. At that point I chose to create the ASCII art pictures to respond to the requests. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 4) What were my first ASCII art creations? My first ASCII Art creations were letters that spelled out my screen name -- and I added a little fish and a swimmer.... Here it is: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooojgs __~~ _- ~~ -~~~-_/\O_~~ ~~__~~ _-~_ __ / \ ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| | / / / /\_\ | _ \ | | | | | \ | | | | / / / \ \_ | | \ \ | | | | | \ | | | |/ / <')=< \_ \ | |_/ | | | | | | | \| | | < \` __ \ \ | __/ | | | | | |\ | | | |\ \ Spunk1111 \ \/ / | | | |__| | | | \ | | | \ \@juno.com \__/ |_| \______/ |_| \_| |_| \_\@aol.com It's not very good, IMO -- but it was a start. Playing around with making letters helped me to figure out how the ASCII characters fit together. I don't remember how long it took to make. I stopped making the letters once I found out about "FIGlet". FIGlet is a program that creates the ASCII art letters for you -- all with a click of a button! Try it yourself! FIGlet Service The first big picture I made was of a dragon-- it took about a week to complete- When it was finished, I sent it to the alt.dragons ASCII art page (http://www.dragonfire.org/) - and they put it at the top! I was "published"! From then on, I was hooked on the ASCII art! ~ Fire-Breathing Dragon ~ 7/96 ___ .~))>> .~)>> .~))))>>> .~))>> ___ .~))>>)))>> .-~))>> .~)))))>> .-~))>>)> .~)))>>))))>> .-~)>>)> ) .~))>>))))>> .-~)))))>>)> ( )@@*) //)>)))))) .-~))))>>)> ).@(@@ //))>>))) .-~))>>)))))>>)> (( @.@). //))))) .-~)>>)))))>>)> )) )@@*.@@ ) //)>))) //))))))>>))))>>)> (( ((@@@.@@ |/))))) //)))))>>)))>>)> )) @@*. )@@ ) (\_(\-\b |))>)) //)))>>)))))))>>)> (( @@@(.@(@ . _/`-` ~|b |>))) //)>>)))))))>>)> )* @@@ )@* (@) (@) /\b|))) //))))))>>))))>> (( @. )@( @ . _/ / \b)) //))>>)))))>>>_._ )@@ (@@*)@@. (6, 6) / ^ \b)//))))))>>)))>> ~~-. ( @jgs@@. @@@.*@_ ~^~^~, /\ ^ \b/)>>))))>> _. `, ((@@ @@@*.(@@ . \^^^/' ( ^ \b)))>> .' `, ((@@).*@@ )@ ) `-' (( ^ ~)_ / `, (@@. (@@ ). ((( ^ `\ | `. (*.@* / (((( \ \ . `. / ((((( \ \ _.-~\ Y, ; / / (((((( \ \.-~ _.`" _.-~`, ; / / `(((((() ) (((((~ `, ; _/ _/ `"""/ /' ; ; _.-~_.-~ / /' _.-~ _.' ((((~~ / /' _.-~ __.--~ (((( __.-~ _.-~ .' .~~ : ,' ~~~~~ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 5) How much time is spent on making just one ASCII art picture? That first large dragon picture took a week to make-- However, as I create more ASCII art graphics, they take less time to make... Usually, I spend about 20 minutes on each... a little longer for larger ASCII art, less time for smaller ones. I can create the picture quickly if I can envision the image beforehand, . At times, I see lots of things in "ASCII"--- it's at those instances that I have a creative spurt! Remember that this website has been a labour of love which has lasted several years-- there is no way that I could create all of these pictures in one sitting! .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 6) How do I make the characters "fit together"? Playing around with the characters on the keyboard really helps... For instance, the following characters can create a gradual slope: _,.-'"^` To change the degree of the slope, you can either add more characters, or delete... of course keeping in mind the "look" of whatever it is that you are trying to create. a more gradual slope: __,,..--""^^^ a steeper slope: _.-" .-" Look at the individual ASCII characters-- you'll notice that they are located in various typographical locations. The periods, commas, and underscores are at the bottom of the character space. The hyphen, equal sign, and the plus sign are found in the middle of the space. The apostrophe, quotation marks, and caret sign are located at the top portion of the character space. The asterick and the tilde characters are either in the middle or the top of the space-- depending upon which fixed-width font you use. Deciding which character to use often depends upon the desired 'feel' of a picture. However, I've found that some of the characters are "inter-changeable", such as: " and ' . and , - and = Sometimes it is very helpful to look at the ASCII art pictures created by the different artists. You'll be able to see just how that person handled curves, lines, slopes, and details. I've added a really neat online ASCII art experience. If you have Internet Explorer 4+, you can give this a try. The text characters can be dragged onto a grid in order to create an ASCII art image. There is template to follow if you wish-- or just go freestyle! ASCII ART HOW-TO --- GRID :*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 7) Aren't ALL keyboard characters "ASCII"? No-- ASCII is an acronym for American Standard Code for Information Interchange. There are only 94 ASCII characters (95, if you include the space)-- these are the ones that are typically found on the standard American keyboard: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 0123456789 < > [ ] { } ( ) ~ ! @ # $ % ^ & * _ + | - = ; : " ' ` ? \ / . , (space) It is possible to make non-ASCII characters with your computer. Some examples of non-ASCII characters are the British pound-sterling, the copyright symbol, fractions, and the accented characters. These should NOT be included in ASCII art images because they are not standard from one computer system to another. One computer may interpret the character code accurately-- another computer may not. Believe me, it can make for a pretty bad ASCII art image! I know that America Online users have "macros"-- proportional-font text art. These macros often contain non-ASCII characters. This will work on AOL because AOL users are all using the same America Online network. mIRC often uses the non-ASCII characters too (fixed-width fonts though) This works on mIRC because that is how the system is designed. Presently, the Internet is not as standardized. In conclusion, it is best not to use the non-ASCII characters in any international email/USENET posting. If you have any questions about font, characters, or ASCII/non-ASCII, please refer to the alt.ascii-art FAQ or my 'What is ASCII Art?' webpage .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 8) Are there other ASCII Art tutorials online? There are several ASCII Art tutorials available... but, IMO, they don't help unless you've tried your hand at it first. Keep in mind that ASCII artists have their own 'style'. Accordingly, the tutorials differ in regard to the type of ASCII drawings. Daniel Au's Tutorial Susie Oviatt's Tutorial Rowan Crawford's Tutorial Normand Veilleux's Tutorial Targon (Ed Wisniewski)'s Tutorial .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 9) What suggestions do I have for aspiring ASCII Artists? My suggestions for budding ASCII artists are the following: look at as many ASCII pictures that you can identify how the characters are used in those pictures duplicate an "already-made" picture - copy it line by line or section by section modify an existing picture start small- perhaps doodle and see what it looks like, and go from there use a model or picture as a guideline read the tutorials and the FAQs post your pictures for critique (or send them to a friend for critique) keep at it and have fun... <--- most important! .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 10) Do I have too much free time on my hands? Too much free time on my hands?? That's a funny one! _ _ As a mother of four kids, I can testify that I hehehehe (.)(.) don't have excess time! However, I will confess that \ / () \ my laundry pile is larger than it ought to be! _ \ '--' / _ Laundry time has taken a backseat to ASCII art { '-`""""`-' } time. ASCII art is a hobby-- most people have `"/ \"` hobbies. ASCII art is mine. Usually I create this \ / ASCII art late at night when the kids have gone to _/ /\ \_ bed. I try not to spend my life in front of the j { / \ } computer. Really! `"` `"` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/cows9106_5.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/cows9106_5.htm ...:::/// THE ANCIENT HISTORY OF THE COWS \\\:::... Part 5 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS! ___________________________ (__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo) ( Remember when I was a calf? ) /-------\/ --'\___________________________/ * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! * / | || * ||----|| Edited by David A. Bader ^^ ^^ Cow = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = THE BIRTH OF THE COWS (in the words of Stephen L. Schultz, the Creator) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Now, as for how it all started. Well, I think John Christensen, my old roomate, was the first person to discover: (__) (oo) \/ looked like a cow's head. He once transmitted it vie write to someone else and has it say, "MOO". I suppose it originated from (* *) which in are implementation of PASCAL was begin and end comment. And he just added the rest of it. Then, as I said earlier, our system had crashed, and I was sitting around talking with a friend, Geordie Kleuber. He was working on some project or other and needed to know ANSI escape sequences. As I had just finished writing graphics primitives in MACRO-11 for a project I was working on, I knew them cold. So I demonstrated how to position the cursor and how to turn attributes on and off. I was doing this in local mode, and wanted something to draw, so I drew one of John's "MOOs" as he called them. Then, as I need more attributes to turn on and off, I added the rest of the body. Being the corny person that I am, and seeing as how the Chernobyl incident was current events at the time, I decided to make the entire cow blink. Then I made the entire cow blink and bold. Then I made the entire cow blink, bold, and reverse video. And I added captions underneath, "Within 100 miles of Chernobyl" "Within 10 miles of Chernobyl" and "Within 1 mile of Chernobyl." Geordie thought it was hilarious. And as we had a local newsgroup, local.noise (now csh.noise since the organization was Computer Science House) for posting all sorts of ramblings. I decided to make an entire posting out of the cows. The house loved them, and so I continued to make up more. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to me, Adam Stein, a house member who was cooping at Xerox, took copies of them and posted them to rec.humor there. Because at the time, CSH did not have a full news feed, and only got incoming news, nothing went back out. Adam one day forwarded me some letters of people praising the cows. I didn't know until the third or fourth posting that they were going out. Not that I minded. It was funny. For the next year or so, people would tell me how while they were on coop in YourCity, USA they would see my cows posted on the wall. When I was at a DECUS once, someone recognized my name (I was giving a talk on Imaging Science) as the creator of the cows and made mention of it and about 20 people in the audience knew what he meant when he spoke of the "net cows." It was kind of neat. Since then, they have taken on a life of their own. I had no idea how many new ones had been created. Some of them are so intricate, it amazes me someone took the time to do it. Someone once suggested putting them into a book, but I said, "They wouldn't make it in a book. They only live on the net. There they have character. In a book, they are just characters." I'd much rather see them live in the public domain anyways. Especially since there have been so many contributions from so many different people. It really is kind of neat. Who'd of thunked it? :) - Steve = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = GROWING UP (Some explanations by Stephen L. Schultz) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Hello. A friend of mine recently showed me the Cowmpendium you have compiled from the net. This was of interest to me since I was the person who started it all so long ago. I haven't subscribed to rec.humor in a long time so I've missed a number of those you had in your compendium. On the same token, you've missed some of my more recent ones. I also noticed a few other older ones missing. As was the case with a number of them, there are some local jokes, and local references. The "Corner Crew" is our cheering section for RIT hockey. I will leave it up to you what you want to include and what you do not. Incidently, the "Chernobull" series is of special significance because they are the ones that started it all. One day, when the system was down, I put my VT100 into local mode and started drawing. The end result was the first cow. Actually it was a little more squat than it is now, but I refined it on the screen until it looked good. Knowing my VT100 escape codes by heart, I then drew another and made it flash, and then flash and bold, and then flash, bold, and not present, etcetera. In the olden days, you could send escapes through the mail and such, and so it used to be a nice effect. Of course, since then, everyone strips escapes out, so the series has lost its effect. But I decided to leave them in for historical purposes. Of course, again, you may include or not include them as you will. Who'd of thought when I drew them way back when they'd have caught on as they did? Thank Adam "Bacca" Stein for sending them out into the "real" world, because initially they were only released on local.noise which was a newsgroup local to our organization. Have a good one. - Stephen L. Schultz Bitnet: SLS4255@RITVAX Internet: SLS4255@RITVAX.isc.rit.edu = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = THE ORIGINAL GUIDE TO COWS = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Today, we are going to compare and contrast those lovely little bovines. So sit back and enjoy, but don't forget to take notes. There may be a surprise quiz sometime next week. (__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V / | || * |--| . * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. (__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / / | || / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow (__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ / | || / | || /| || * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Arriving at RIT After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" (__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms [5m(__) [7m(__) [0m [7m [5m [0m [5m(oo) [7m(oo) [0m [7m [5m [0m [5m/-------\/ [7m/-------\/ [0m [7m [5m [0m [5m/ | || [7m/ | || [0m [7m [5m [0m [5m* ||----|| [7m* ||----|| [0m [7m [5m [0m [5m^^ ^^ [7m^^ ^^ [0m [7m [5m [0m Cow within 100 miles Cow within 10 miles Cow within 1 mile of Chernobull of Chernobull of Chernobull Note: Chernobull is intentionally misspelled to avoid an international incident. It was never intended as a bad pun. Yah, right. The following three cows were supposed to be appearing with the Celebrity Cows in the last issue, however, I found out that they were sitting around a bar getting drunk discussing what exactly is art. The cows' conclusion: Art is a bunch of Bull(s). Sorry, but I couldn't resist, Hawk, Sesquipedalianite and Head of Heffer Control. (____) (____) (____) (oo ) (o o) ( O O) /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight . . . And now, the Golden Bovine Awards! (__) (oo) (_) /-------\/ V / | || /G\ * ||----|| ___[B]___ ^^ ^^ | | And now, the moment you've all been waiting for . . . the nominees for the best leading bull in a motion picture are: Christopher for his role as the Brooklyn tough in the critically acclaimed drama, "Chew the Cud Slowly" Gambler, the swashbuckling hero in this years box-office block buster in "Cow Wars III: Return of the Bovine" Samson, as the somewhat deranged longhorn in what has been described as this years most artistic film, "Slaughterhouse Mine" Spencer for his outstanding portrayal of a cow who gets involved in some crazy farmers scheme and gets sent to foreign fields where his only goal is to get "Back to the Pasture" George, the latest heart throb to dance his way across the silver screen in "Hoofloose" and Bitters in a thought provoking role as an in-mate at a barn for the mentally impaired in "One Flew Over the Milking Machine" And the winner is . . . Christopher in "Chew the Cud Slowly" I would like to thank everyone who helped me make this movie, without whom I never would have won, especially, Farmer Brown, whose guidance and patience around feeding time helped me through the long nights of rehearsals and shootings, and Farm-Hand John, who used to sneak out at night to open the gate to the stud pen so that I could relieve some of my other tensions, and to . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \ (__) (___) (oo) (_) (O O) /-------\/ V \ /---------\ / | || /G\ O || | \ * ||----|| ___[B]___ ||-----|| * ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ I would like to express my heart felt thanks to Gary Larson for giving me explicit written permission to use his Far Side cartoon panel as a basis for this cow posting: ...and with its onboard floating point and dual I and D cache buffers, the CLIPPER will blow the doors off of any micro in its class. QUICK, ONE'S COMING !!! \ \ \ \ (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) \/ \/ \/ /----\ /----\ /----\ /| |\ /| |\ /| |\ ^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^ | | | | |C| | | /----\ /----\ +-+ /----\ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ MOO Oh, how boring it must / be to be a cow. (__) (__) \ (__) (oo) (oo) _______ (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ // ||\ \ \/-------\ / | || || | \ _____//___||_\ \___ || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ) _ _ \ ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ |_/ \________/ \___| ^^ ^^ ______________________________________\_/________\_/__________________________ ...So explain to me again how they were able to acheive zero wait states... \ It's party time! \ \ (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) \/ \/ \/ /----\ /----\ /----\ /| |\ /| |\ /| |\ ^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^ | | | | |C| [BUD]| |[BUD] /----\ /----\ +-+ [SIX]/----\[SIX] / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ CLIPPER is a trademark of the Fairchild Semiconductor Corporation, BUD is a trademark of Anheiser Busch Brewing, and "Far Side" is a New York Times Syndication. / / And we're just stupid cows. (__) / (oo) (__) /-------\/ (oo) / | || \/-------\ * ||----|| || | \ ^^ ^^ ||----|| * ^^ ^^ Many people have been asking me why there are so many different kinds of milk on the shelves. Not just different brands, but different types, like Whole or Low-Fat. Well, I have decided to answer that question in full. Listed below are most of the major types of milk available on the market today and with them are the type of cow that produces the milk. Most American citizens don't even begin to realize all of the carefull in-breeding that went into producing these strains of dairy cows so that the average consumer would have a wide selection of milk to choose from. In fact, most Americans are ignorant of tha fact that this many different types of cows exist. Most people beleive that all cows look alike. Not so, as we are soon to find out. Stephen L. Schultz Head of Heifer Control Computer Science House Rochester Institute of Technology Rochester, New York 14623 (__) (__) __) (oo) (oo) o) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | O || * ||----|| * ||----|| || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives (W)hole Milk. Low-Fat Milk. 2% Milk. (__) (dd) . /-------\/ / | || U . * ||----|| /---V . ^^ ^^ * |--| . Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives (gave) Vitamin D Milk. Condensed Milk. Evaporated Milk. Warning: Two of the last three are crude. (__) __(oo) (__) / \/ (__) (___) milk / \\ (oo) (O O) /-------\/ /| /-^^---\/ /--------\ / / | || / | /| || / | ||O * ||----|| * || ||----|| * ||@\---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow that gives Cows that give Cow that gives Pasteurized Milk. Homogenized Milk. Cream. I warned you. In an attempt to cash in on the cow craze that swept local.noise, Detroit has decided to produce a complete line of auto-moo-biles. Japan was quick to follow suit and produced a few cows too, as were a couple of European countries. Below is a list of the auto-moo-biles reviewed by "Cow and Track" magazine. Before you read the list, I would like to point out that a friend of mine recently purchased a particular brand of automobile and we have been kidding her about the small size of this automobile. It is intended to needle this person, but if you wish to take offense and want to flame me for degrading the car, then please, feel free to send all flames to: rochester!ritcv!ritcsh!adam If you wish to make any constructive comments or suggestions to add to my collection of cows, please mail to: rochester!ritcv!ritcsh!hawk (__) Stephen L. Schultz (oo) Head of Heifer Control /-------\/ Computer Science House / | || Rochester Institute of Technology * ||----|| Rochester, New York 14623 ^^ ^^ Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification: (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-----------\/ /---------\/ /-------\/ /-----\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || U * ||--------|| * ||------|| * ||----|| * ||--|| /---V OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O Full-Size Cow Mid-Size Cow Compact Cow Sub-Compact Cow Yugo These are some of the various models offered: __ (__) ______ (__) (__) (__) / \ (oo) / \ (oo) (oo) \ (oo) / ---\/ * --\/ /| |---\/ @ ---\/ * | || | || * |______| || /| || U ||----|| ||--------|| ||--------|| * ||------|| /---V OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O Hatch-Back Station Wagon Pick-up Truck Convertable Roller Skate Although some people like to customize their cows: (__) \ (oo) \ /-------\/ (__) \__) / | || /---_ (__) (oo) (oo) * ||----|| / | -_(oo) /-----------\[] /--------\/ OOO OOO * ||-_ |\/ / | |[] /|=======|| * U O O O O || -_|| * ||--------|| * ||------||( \---V OOO OOO OO OO OO OO @@ @@ O--O Beach-comber's A Low-Rider Chevy Impala Aluminum alloy Yugo with Deluxe with Fuzzy Dice rims, fog lamps, rear cb radio, and spoiler custom pin-striping Then there are the luxury cows: (__) (oo) /---------------------------------------------\/ / | || U * ||------------------------------------------|| /-----V OO OO * O----O Stretch Limo Yugo Limo And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry: /------------------------------------------ / | | / | Upstate Milk Cooperatives | (_____) / | | ( O O ) / | | \ / * |________________________________________|___\ / OO OO OO OO O . .__.,, The Eighteen Hoofer Yugo after being run over by the 18 hoofer Many people have been asking what the most read magazine is amongst the bulls in the pen. Well the answer is an easy one, it's PLAYBULL. But not too many people know who own's PLAYBULL, so I thought it would be nice to head out to the PLAYBULL Mansion and meet the founder and editor, Hugh Heifer. - Steve Schultz Head of Heifer Control Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL Bunnies. Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he always wears his comfortable silk bathrobes. \ / \ / \__/ (___) \__/ (oo) (o o) (oo) /-------\/ /---+----\ / \/-------\ / | || / | | ||O || | \ * ||----|| * ||-+---|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we see next issues centerfold posing in front of the camera. (__) O (o[o]| * (__) /-------\/ v / (oo)v / | ||_/ \-------\/ \ * ||----| v____/ / \/ ^^ ^ v___\____v/___/ Probably an RIT Is this one beautiful photo graduate bovine, or what? Well, if you liked the way the centerfold looked, you may want some biographical data: Name: Ingrid Age: 4 Occupation: Dairy producer Major Turn-ons: A well charged cattle prod Major Turn-offs: A stud pen with too many cows and not enough bulls Favorite TV Show: T.J. Hoofer Favorite Rock Group: George Thorocud Favorite Sexual Position: Up against the barbed wire Ambitions in Life: To be in heat during the running of the bulls Our system ( VAXIMG ) is currently down for FCO's, and so, having nothing better to do ( not necessarily true, but nothing better that I want to do ) I decided to draw a few cows. These cows are from the Corner Crew, so watch out, they are loud and obnoxious at hockey games. - Hawk (_ _) (__) (o o) (oo) \ /-------\ /-------\/ || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Strawberry Shortcake Banana Split (__) (__) * (oo) (oo) / /-------\/ \/-------/ / | || || | o * ||----|| ||----|| ooo :: :: ^^ ^^ oooooo Your team skates Like a pile of . . . (__) (__) (oo) (oo) \/-------\ /-------\/ \\ \ \ / / // \\----\\ * * //----// ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Shift to the left Shift to the right (__) (oo) /--\/--\ (__) / | | \ (oo) ^ | | ^ ---\/----< /----\ | \-+-< / \ \ | | ^ * ^ *__|__-+-<-< Stand up Sit down (__) * (__)(__) (xx) \ (@@)(oo) /-------\/ >---\------\/ \/-------\ / | || | ||>---| || \ * ||----|| |-----|| |----|| * ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ ^^ Fight, fight, fight! = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = The Complete Guide to Cows thanks the following editors: Stephen L. Schultz (SLS4255@RITVAX.isc.rit.edu[obsolete]) Eric W. Tilenius (76450.3340@compuserve.com) David A. 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File: mirrors/jgs/data/97oct.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/97oct.htm <<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>> <<>><<>><<>><<>><<>> OCTOBER 1997 update <<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>> <<>><<>><<>><<>><<>> CHARACTERS -=[ Oscar ]=- 9/97 ____ ___________//__\\__________ /___________________________\ I___I___I___I___I___I___I___I < ,wWWWWwwWWWWw, > < WW( 0 )( 0 )WW > < '-' '-' > < ,._.--""--._., > < ' \ .--. / ` > < './__\_\.' > ___<.-.____________.-.>___ (___/ \__________/ \___) | \,_,/ \,_,/ | .-|/^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ |-. / (|/\| | | | | | | | | | /\|) \ '.___/| | | | | | | | | | \___.' || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs |\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ | | | `""""""""""""""""""""""""` -=[ Betty Boop ]=- 9/97 _(,__ __), (_,d888888888b,d888888888b d888888888888/888888888888b_) (_8888888P'""'`Y8Y`'""'"Y88888b Y8888P.-' ` '-.Y8888b_) ,_Y88P (_(_( )_)_) d88Y_, Y88b, (o ) (o ) d8888P `Y888 '-' '-' `88Y` ,d/O\ c /O\b, \_/'.,______w______,.'\_/ .-` `-. / , d88b d88b_ \ / / 88888bd88888`\ \ / / \ Y88888888Y \ \ \ \ \ 88888888 / / `\ `. \d8888888b, /\\/ `.//.d8888888888b; | |/d888888888888b/ d8888888888888888b ,_d88p""q88888p""q888b, `""'`\ "`| /`'""` `. |===/ > | | / | | | | | | Y / \ / / jgs | /| / / / / | /=/ |=/ `"` `"` _.---.( ..--._) (_.' `''-.'` `'. / / \_) (_| _,.-'""'-,-'""'-.,_ | \ /.--' '--.\ /_) ,__\ ) (_(_( )_)_) ) /__, \ (_, ( o) ( o) / / `--.-` '-' c '-' `-'-` (O\ (O) '-.....__w__.....-' .-' '-. / , .--. .--._ \ / / ( \/ )`\ \ / / \ \ / \ \ \ \ \ | ( / / `\ `. \/ \ /\\/ `.//.' '-; | |/ \/ / \ ,_/ _,--,_ __,--,_ \_, `--' \ ``| / '--' `. |===/ > | | / | | | | | | Y / \ / / | /| / jgs / / / | /=/ |=/ `"` `"` _.---.( ..--._) (_.' `''-.'` `'. / / \_) (_| _,.-'""'-,-'""'-.,_ | \ /.--' '--.\ /_) ,__\ ) (_(_( )_)_) ) /__, \ (_, ( o) ( o) / / `--.-` '-' c '-' `-'-` (O\ (O) jgs '-.....__w__.....-' _(,__ __), (_,d888888888b,d888888888b d888888888888/888888888888b_) (_8888888P'""'`Y8Y`'""'"Y88888b Y8888P.-' ` '-.Y8888b_) ,_Y88P (_(_( )_)_) d88Y_, Y88b, (o ) (o ) d8888P `Y888 '-' '-' `88Y` ,d/O\ c /O\b, jgs \_/'.,______w______,.'\_/ -=[ Olive Oyl ]=- 9/97 ____ .---. `\ /o o \ | | .' /_ c ( /\ ) .-' '-` _~.' ___/ /__ jgs /(( ' ' ))\ / `======` \ -=[ Popeye ]=- 9/97 .-'-. /` |__ /` _.--`-,-` '-|` a '<-. [] \ _\__) \=` C_ ` ,_/ | ;----' _.---| |--._ .' _./' '\._ '. /--'` `-.-` `'-\ | o \ |__ . / ) (___)| o \/ / | | | |-'\ .--. / |_.-"""-.-'=_ | '--./ = .` < ` =--> _= / __/ '._ _.-"-.= /`"-...-"` `;"""` __/ /```````` | | , \ \ \ \ \ \ \ jgs | \ \ / | | / / | / /` /` .' | | ( /--.___.' `--...__.' / \__ / \__ | `) | `)---'----` '----'----` .-'-. __| `\ `-,-`--._ `\ [] .->' a `|-' `=/ (__/_ / \_, ` _) jgs `----; | .-'-. /` |__ /` _.--`-,-` '-|` a '<-. [] \ _\__) \=` C_ ` ,_/ jgs | ;----' -=[ Popeye and Olive Oyl ]=- 9/97 ____ .---. `\ /o o \ | .-'-. | .' /_ /` |__ c ( / _= / __/ | | '._ _.-"-.= /`"-...-"` | | `;"""` _| | | /```````` | | | | , \ | | \ \ \ | | \ \ \ |__________| jgs | \ \ | || | / | | | || | / / | | || | / /` /` _|_||_|_ .' | | \ |\ / ( /--.___.' .----' / \ `--...__.' / \__ ( | | / \__ | `) `'----'--| | | `)---'----` \ / '----'----` '--' .-'-. /` |__ ____ /` _.--`-,-` .---. `\ '-|` a '<-. [] /o o \ | \ _\__) \=` | .' /_ C_ ` ,_/ c ( / (____.| / ||| / \=====| | |\| | |====| \ _/ ` \__/=====| |` `-'======| \ |=======/ | |=======| | .--, ########\ |/ / jgs |_|__|| ` `--. ,---;-'--'\ `--. `---`-------'-.___,___.---' -=[ Shroeder ]=- 9/97 ,--""""-., .'` ', / | | _ / __,'(,-'/ `\ _. / .=="=| '-. | .'===,=|-. | / /===\==\| \ \ _;' | |====\==\ '.___,u' \__/ |===.##,=\ |==/####\='-.__ \#|#####|`/^|_))._________________ #######/`| |_.-'""""""=' ] #####/\/ /__,________;------.---' jgs `###' |_/ V V -=[ Snoopy )=- 9/97 .-"""-, .'- - \ .---' 0 0 ,db / d88b | O 8888 \'.____.' ,8888 `------. / Y88P )=| `` ,` \ / | / | ; | | | | | \ \__)_, `-. /--' __|| | jgs (.--' \ `------' ,-"""-. / - -'. db, 0 0 '---. 88b, \ 8888 0 | 8888, '.____,'/ Y88P \ .------' jgs `` |=( / ', | \ | \ | | ; | | | ,_(__/ / `--\ .-' | ||__ / '--.` '------` -=[ Snoopy in mailbox ]=- 9/97 ,________________ / \ \ |.-| | .-', | ,_______ | / | """""| | | O\__.--| '-' | ,=` _|______________| ',,,==` `~~~~|||~~~~~~~` ` ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| \\ |||, // jgs . ..::::\\\||////::::.... '' ' "" ' '"" "" "" '' ""' "'' -=[ Snoopy-- happy dance ]=- 9/97 .0. / \ ; \_/ ; | | | | | | _______; ;_______ `======='\ /`=======` \ / _ | | _ _( \____|=|____/ )_ ( .---. .---. ) `-' / \ '-' / HUG \ ; ; | .---.|__, jgs : / :--' .--\ \ | `" `"".-' < =""` `"== `""""""` =""` `"""===="""` =""` `""==="""` -=[ Lucy as the 'doctor' ]=- 9/97 .------------------------. | PSYCHIATRIC | | HELP 5¢ | |________________________| || .-"""--. || || / \.-. || || | ._, \ || || \_/`-' '-.,_/ || || (_ (' _)') \ || || /| |\ || || | \ __ / | || || \_).,_____,/}/ || __||____;_--'___'/ ( || |\ || (__,\\ \_/------|| ||\||______________________|| |||| | |||| THE DOCTOR | \||| IS [IN] _____| \|| (______) jgs `|___________________//||\\ //=||=\\ ` `` ` -=[ Snoopy on doghouse ]=- 9/97 .o. | | _ , .', L.-'` `\ || __\___,|__--,__`_|__ | % `=` | | ___%_______________| | ` | | -------------------| |____________________| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| jgs | ---------------| , \| | _______________| / / \. \,\\|, . . /, / |///, / -=[ Lucy and Snoopy ]=- 10/97 _ ______ / `'. ,-"` '. / /'-.'. ___ .' \ \/ '.\.' ' | .| .'`\ | /`"'--., / \ , _.--'` \/_ | ,----.| _ `_--;` ``` `\-. | | \ | -- C -- _/ \ \ | \ 0 0 / . | | \| ) | '. _.' |.__/ ; \ `'---` / / __ '. .' | (__) /'-._____,-` \ /---'.-""-.\ '. / ||,- \\ ;---`;-._||-= |\ , ."""-. \ ) `|'.___.' \ ___ \'. / '-. \ /`-`-; / \ ,/ `) \ \| \ `` | | \|| / /'.| )_ / || | | \/ .' \ \ .-'/ ` |` |.-' .-~ ~-~-._ |.'` \ ` '-. \___/,__/ ~` _ `~~-., `-.,_\_)`-.,_\) `~-,___ ~___~,,..-~~/ jgs \___/`\____/'._.' -=[ Pepe LePew-- You find me irresistible, no? ]=- 9/97 _..._ ___ .:::::::. `"-._.-''. , /:::::::::\ ': \ _._ \:-::::::::::::\ :. | /|.-' /:::\ \::::::::\:::::| ': | | / |:::| `:::::::|:::::\ ': | `\ | __ |\::/\ `-:::-|::::::| ': | .`\ .\_.' `.__/ | |::::::\ ':. | \ ';:: /.-._ , / |:::::::| :. / ,`\;:: \'./0) |_.-/ ;:::::::| ': | \.`;::. `` | | \::::::/ :' / _\::::' / / \::::| :' / ,=:;::/ | \:::| :' | (='` // / | \::\ `: / '--' | /\ | \:::. `:_|.-"""-. \__.-'/::\ | '::::.:::...:::. '. /:::| | '::/::::::::::::. 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'. .-~~~~~-. / |--'`~~-. \ // / .---'/ .-~~-._/ / / /---..__.' / ((_(_/ / / (_(_(_(---.__ .' | | _ `~~` | | \'. \ '....' | '.,___.' -=[ sitting monkey ]=- 9/97 __,__ .--. .-" "-. .--. / .. \/ .-. .-. \/ .. \ | | '| / Y \ |' | | | \ \ \ 0 | 0 / / / | \ '- ,\.-"`` ``"-./, -' / `'-' /_ ^ ^ _\ '-'` .--'| \._ _./ |'--. /` \ \ `~` / / `\ / '._ '---' _.' \ / '~---~' | \ / _. \ \ / .'-./`/ .'~'-.|\ \ / / `\: / `\'. \ / | ; | '.`; / \ \ ; \ \/ / '. \ ; \ \ ` / '._'. \ '. | ;/_ jgs /__> '. \_ _ _/ , '--. .' '. .-~~~~~-. / |--'`~~-. \ // / .---'/ .-~~-._/ / / /---..__.' / ((_(_/ / / (_(_(_(---.__ .' | | _ `~~` | | \'. \ '....' | '.,___.' -=[ monkey face ]=- 9/97 __,__ .--. .-" "-. .--. / .. \/ .-. .-. \/ .. \ | | '| / Y \ |' | | | \ \ \ 0 | 0 / / / | \ '- ,\.-"`` ``"-./, -' / `'-' /_ ^ ^ _\ '-'` | \._ _./ | \ \ `~` / / jgs '._ '-=-' _.' 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'-._) | / \ \ \'-._) | | \ \ `"` | | \ \ | | .-, ) | | | ( ( / / | | \ '---' / / \ `-----` | , / |(_/\-, \ ,_`) `-._) -=[ goat ]=- 9/97 (\\ .--,\\\__ `-. a`-.__ | ') / \ _.-'-,`; / | { / ..-"``~"-' ; ) ;' ` ;' ;' , /;'| ,;';\ |\ | \ || | | )| ) | || | jgs | \| \ `##`## -=[ hamster? ]=- 9/97 /\.-="=-./\ \` _':'_ `/ | o\ /o | =\ /= /'._Y_.'\ / `"` \ ( /; ;\ ) | \ / | \ | / \ | / / | |'-'| | \ jgs (,,/\ / \ /\,,) `"` `"` -=[ flying pigs ]=- 9/97 _____ ____ `----,\ ) `--==\\ / `--==\\/ .-~~~~-.Y|\\_ @_/ / 66\_ | \ \ _(") \ /-| ||'--' jgs \_\ \_\\ ____ _____ ( /,----' \ //==--' \//==--' _//|Y.-~~~~-, _/66 \ \_@ (")_ / / | '--'|| |-\ / jgs //_/ /_/ -=[ pigs ]=- 9/97 .-~~~~-. |\\_ @_/ / oo\_ | \ \ _(") \ /-| ||'--' jgs \_\ \_\\ _//|.-~~~~-, _/66 \ \_@ (")_ / / | '--'|| |-\ / jgs //_/ /_/ -=[ happy alligator ]=- 9/97 .--. .--. / \/ \ | .-. .-. \ |/_ |/_ | \ || `\|| `\| `----. |\0_/ \0_/ --, \_ .--"""""-. / (` \ `-. / \-----'-. \ \ \ () () /`\ \ | .___.-' | \ \ /` \| / ; `-.___ ___.' .-.`.---.| \ \| ``-..___,.-'`\| / / / | `\ ` \| ,`/ / / , / ` |\ / / |\/ , .'`-; ' \/ , |\-' .' , .-'` .-|\--;`` .-' |\.' ( `"'-.|\ (___,.--'`' `-. `"` _.--' `. _.-'`-. `''---''`` jgs `. .--. .--. / \/ \ / .-. .-. | / | _\| _\| .----' |/` ||/` || _/ ,-- \_0/ \_0/| .-' / `) \ .-""""""--. / / .-'-----/ \ / /`\ () () / / | '-.___. | ; \ |/ `\ / / |.---.`.-. '.___ ___.-' /' | \ \ \ |/`'-.,____..-``|/ \ , \ \ \`, |/ ` \/| \ \ /| ` \/ ` ;-`'. , jgs `'-. , '. '-/| , './| '-. ``;--/|-. '`'--.,___) /|.-'"` ) '--._ `"` .-' .-`'-._ .' .' ``''---''` -=[ elephants ]=- 9/97 .-~~-. .--. / / "\ / \ | \ \ |/\ | \_/-'\ \ A | / || /_/ jgs |__||__|| /~~~~~~~~~~\ /\_/\_/\_/\_/\ /\/ \/ \/ \/ \/\ __/________________\__ .-~~-. .--. / / "\ /| / \ | \ \// |/\ | \_/-'..' A | / || jgs |__||__|| -=[ mother and baby elephant ]=- 9/97 _,.---""----.,_ .-' __.----...---.; .' .' `'. / .' '. / / `'", `\ .'_,' ,"` `'. /,' .-. \ .' .-. /___\ ( . `, / .-' /___\ |_ | \ '. \ ;| / |_ | \_)_/ | \ \ /| | ; _\_)_/ ` , / | \ / | | / ___ ` .-~`````~-. ,=' | | | ; \ \ /.-' `-._ | /| | \ .'``''--' _.- `\ | .' \ | |; / ' _, \ |-`| | | || / / /_\ /_\ .-~``~-. | | | / || | | \(/ |(| | / | | || ,| | -~~` ;`| .---. | | | / || .-/ | | / .-~`~ \| ( '.| / ;--/ /| / / | \ | -t- | -~'-\ \ `--' `-..-` ; |/| / \ |`._ \ -~` / | \ / /\| | .--' `\ `._`._ / |-~` | / \/\ '.____,.-' `""`-._.' ~-. / / .' .' \ .--._.-'` .'`- _.' (.-' | ( , ',_.-'`"""` | \ \ .-' '-;---;..--' /,----.y | jgs | '. `.__,-' / | | | | |`-.,__, Y | | | | | == | =| | | |- ~ -. | | .- ~ -. | | | | | == | =|~ - ~` | | '~ - ~' | /.-.-.-\-.-\ | | | | | | `""""""`""""`/.-.-.-\-.\-.-.-.-\ /.-.-.-.-.-.\ `"""""""`""`-------' '------------' -=[ frightened elephant ]=- 9/97 ( ____ .-. .-""-. .'` _ `'-,//`|-. / ,-'-.`. | \ `. ( `\ | ` \ \ `.) \ | \_@ .=` \ | | / .=\ \ | / \ | | .\ ,____ ==; | \ __.-;.__.'--'`"-, | | `"` / _ \ '=| | | _.' \_) / / | \ ( _ '=_.' | \ \ .-`` `---'` | _ \ \ | = , , / ,_( )) ) `| \__.-'` / \' / .--. /` |nnn / \ / =/ \ ( jgs / ;""""`nn| ( \_ \ ) (nnn__.' '-nnn-' _( |` `"""` -=[ giraffe ]=- 9/97 .-. .-. | \/ | /, ,_ `'-. .-|\ /`\ '. .' 0/ | 0\ \_ `". .-' _,/ '--'.'|#''---' `--' | / \# | / \# \ ;|\ .\# |' ' // \ ::\# \ /` \ ':\# `"` \.. \# \::. \# \:: \# \' .:\# \ :::\# \ '::\# jgs \ \# \ -=[ hugging snakes ]=- 9/97 _____ .-'` '. __/ __ \ / \ / \ | ___ | /`\| /`\| | .-' /^\/^\ | \(/| \(/| |/ |) |)| .-\__/ \__/ | \_/\_/__..._ _...---'-. / _ '. /, , \ '| `\ \ | )) )) /`| \ `. /) /) | | ` ` .' | `-._ / \ .' | ,_ `--....-' `. __.' , | / /`'''` `'-.____.-' / /, | / / `. `-.-` .' \ / / | `-.__.'| \ | | |-. _.._| | / | | `'. .-''`` | | | / | `-. .'` / / / | | '. /` / / | / |\ \ / | | | | /\ | || | / | / '. | |\ \ | / | '. / \ `. '. / | \ '---'/ \ '. `-./ \ '. / '. `'. `-._ '.__ '-._____.'--'''''--. '-. `'--._ `.__ `';----` \ `-. `-. `."'``` ; `'-..,_ `-. `'-. / jgs '. '. '. .' -=[ 4 line bat ]=- 9/97 _ ,_, _ / `'=) (='` \ /.-.-.\ /.-.-.\ jgs ` " ` -=[ 4 line owl ]=- 9/97 ,_, )v( \_/ jgs ==="=== -=[ duckling ]=- 9/97 .=""=. / \ | 6 6 | ( <> ) .'-..-'. .' `. / | | \ /_.'\ /'._\ _`|--|`__ jgs \__\ /__/ -=[ walking bird ]=- 9/97 .-. / a\_ \ _.-` .' \ // | // ; | /{ / / /;\.-'.`___\/ ///-'`\ | //' __/___ jgs /` `-. -=[ eagle head ]=- 9/97 .~~~~-. / ,__`) | \o/|'-. | / ,\ | ('--./ jgs / \ / , , , \ `--'--'--'--' -=[ eagle ]=- 9/97 .-~~``~~-, ( \ .--'`-.__, \ / |\O/ | |, / | \ ,--`\ | `.( / \ / \ / . ; :. \ /__; \ | \ \ / '. |\_ /-.'-._\ | ` ` \ | / \ | | | | | \ \ \ | \ | | | \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | '. \ \ ' \ \ \ \ \ `\ `\ `\ \ | `\ `\ `. '. \ \ `-. '._ '-. '._/\ | \-._;-._ '-._ \ \ `\ `--` `--\ ;_ `-. | ~==~==jgs==~,-.-.-'`;'=~=-.,_ __/=~=~=~~= =_ = -_ -( ( ( .-`( ( ( .-``"`-_ = - _ - - - = - ` ` ` _= ` ` ` = - - = ~~==~=~~==~=~~=~~=~=~==~~=~~==~~=~~=~~~===~~ \ . \ . '| \ . .' / '. \.'| '-.__/ -=[ parrot ]=- 9/97 .---. .' .-.'._ _/ ( 0 / ', .-' \ ( /--./ .'. ' |'.__.'--' / '-/_, |' | / /_. ; ; /_.' , '/ / ________/_`-'_-' _.-'_______ _jgs__________\\\_\\\_______ |_/,/ .|``` ``` / \_/-/ |`| ; | \/' \ / |'.|` \_/ -=[ parrot ]=- 10/97 _,--"``""-. ___ ," .--. `\ _.--"` `"-; _____` `. .' \ \O_/` \ / \ '._ | | | \ | _ | | \ .-"` ` | / \ (`'-..,__/ / `'---' ( -'\ /` . _ \ / | \ ; / ; | | \ | | | | \ \ ; `\ \ \ \ , \ \ `; . ;._) '. `._.'-' \ _______jgs_______`-.___-"-._.-"-.____.-____\_______ ;;:;;:;:;;:;;;;;;;;:::| , |:| , |;::;:;:;;;::;:;;;; ::;:::;;::;;;:;;;;:::;| | |:| | |;:;;:;;;;;:;;;;::; ;;:;;:;;:::;;:;;:;;;;:\_|_/;\_|_/::;::;;;;;;;;:;:;; ;;:;;::;;:;:;:;:;;:;;;;;;;;::;;::;::;;;;::;;;;;;;:; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -=[ walrus ]=- 9/97 ___ .-9 9 `\ =(:(::)= ; |||| \ |||| `-. ,\|\| `, / \ ; `'---., | `\ ; / | \ | / jgs ) \ __,.--\ / .-' \,..._\ \` .-' .-' `-=`` `: | /-/-/` `.__/ -=[ sperm whale ]=- 9/97 .-------------'```'----......,,__ _, | `'`'`'`'-.,.__ .'( | `'--._.' ) | `'-.< \ .-'`'-. -. `\ \ -.o_. _ _,-'`\ | ``````''--.._.-=-._ .' \ _,,--'` `-._( (^^^^^^^^`___ '-. | \ __,,,...--' ` ````````` `'--..___\ |` jgs `-.,' -=[ killer whale ]=- 9/97 , \`-, | `\ | \ __/.- - -.\,__ _.-'` `'"'--..,__ .-'` `'--.,_ .'` _ _ ___ `) .' .'` `'-. (_` _`) _.-' .' '--. '. .-.`"`@ .-'""-, .------~' ,.---' '-._ _.' / `'--'"""".-' /` ' /` _,..-----.,__ `''''`/ ;__,..--''--'` `'--.,__ ' |-'` `'---'| | `\ \ \ / | | '-' \ | jgs `\ | \/ ,_ \::, |::::\ |:::::\ __/:::::::\,____ _.-::::::::::::::::::::==..,____ .-::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.,__ .:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::) .:::::'```'-::::::::::::::::::::::(__,__`)::::-' .;;;;;;::. ':::::::::::::::::::-:::::@::-'""-, .------:::::::::::' '-::::::::::' / `'--'"""".-' /:::::::::/:::/` _,..-----.,__ `''''`/ ;__,..--''--'` `'--::::::::::|-'` `'---'| | `\::::\ \ / |:::::| '-' \::::| jgs `\::| \/ 8b. 888b 8888b 88888b 888888b .d88888888b.__ _.od888888888888888888boo..._ .od8888888888888888888888888888888booo.._ .od888888888888888888888888888888888888888888) .d888P' "Y88888888888888888888(_ _ )888P"' .d8888Poo. `Y88888888888888888P-.`-`@'.-'""-. .oooooood8888888P""' `"Y8888888P.d888P `---'"""".-' d888888888'888P' _...-----..__ 'd88888__...------' `""Y88888'8888|-' `----'|88888P `Y8888b Y888P 888888b `"' Y88888 jgs/VK `Y88P YP -=[ dolphin ]=- 9/97 ;'-. `;-._ ) '---.._ > `-.__.-' `'.__ /_.-'-._ _, ^ ---) jgs ` `'------/_.'----``` ` -=[ octopus ]=- 9/97 ___ .-' `'. / \ | ; | | ___.--, _.._ |0) ~ (0) | _.---'`__.-( (_. __.--'`_.. '.__.\ '--. \_.-' ,.--'` `""` ( ,.--'` ',__ /./; ;, '.__.'` __ _`) ) .---.__.' / | |\ \__..--"" """--.,_ `---' .'.''-._.-'`_./ /\ '. \ _.-~~~````~~~-._`-.__.' | | .' _.-' | | \ \ '. `~---` \ \/ .' \ \ '. '-._) \/ / \ \ `=.__`~-. jgs / /\ `) ) / / `"".`\ , _.-'.'\ \ / / ( ( / / `--~` ) ) .-'.' '.'. | ( (/` ( (` ) ) '-; ` '-; (-' -=[ fishing ]=- 9/97 _H_ /___\ \888/ ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~U~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ ~ | ~ o | ~ ___ o | _,.--,.'` `~'-.._ O | /_ .-" _ /_\'. | ~ .-';' (( ` \0/ `\ # /__; ((_ ,_ | # .-; \_ / # _#, / ; .-' / _.--""-.\`~` `#(('\\ ~ ;-'; / / .' )) \\ ; /.--'.' (( )) \ | ~ \\ (( \ | )) ` ~ \ | ` \ | jgs .` `""-. .' \ ~ ~ | |\ | \ / '-._| \.' -=[ bear w/bow ]=- 9/97 ,-""""-, ,-""""-, .' '. .' '. / __ \ ___ / __ \ | / \ |.-~~ ~~-.| / \ | \ \ ` ' / / \ / .' .--. .--. '. .' '. / .-. .-. \ / / \ / \ \ / |.=.| |.=.| \ / |o | |o | \ ; \__/.-"""""-.\__/ ; | ,` `, | | \ / | ; '--._ _.--' ; \ ._,' . Y . '._, / \ | . . | . . | / \ \ .'. / / \ '.___.-'._.'-.___.' / jgs '. .' /~=,_/'._ _.-'\_,=~\ / = ~=,_'-._ _.-' _,=~ = \ | = ~=,_`~~--..,,__,,..--~~` _,=~ = | / = = ~=,_ _,=~ = = = \ | = = = = '-.-"~~~"-.-' = = = = | | = = = '-./ = = \.-' = = = | / = = = - ( = = = ) - = = = \ \ = = = .-'\ = = /'-. = = = / | = = = = _.'-.,,,.-'._ = = = = | \ = = _,=~ / = | \ ~=,_ = = / | = = _,=~ / = / = \ ~=,_ = = | \ = _,=~ |= / \ \ ~=,_ = / \_,=~ | = | | = | ~=,_/ / = / | =| / = / \ = \ /= _.-' \ = \ '--' `'-.__\ -=[ mice ]=- 9/97 _ (( )_, .--. \ '/ ) / \= ( / _/ `| )_ jgs `"""` _ ,_( )) \' / .--. =/ \ ( \_ \ ) jgs _( |` `""""` _ (( )_, , .--. \ '/ /.\ ) / \= /O o\ _ ( / _/ /' o O| ,_( ))___ (` `-| )_ /o_O_'_( \' _ `\ ) jgs `""""` =`---<___/---' "` -=[ fly ]=- 9/97 _ (^\'='/^) \ \=/ / '--\_Y_/--' .'(_I_)`. jgs " -=[ bugs/ticks ]=- 9/97 .-"-. .-"-. @@/ \ / \@@ Y '-<<<-' '->>>-' Y ''' jgs ``` RELIGION: -=[ Ode to Mother Teresa ]=- 9/97 .---. '-. | | .-' .-=-. ___| |___ /.-=-.\ -= [ ] =- ||_____|| `---. .---' ||. .|| __||__ | | __||__ || || '-..-' | | '-..-' / |\_-_/| \ || | | || / |=====| \ ||_.-| |-,_|| | |\_._/| | .-"` `"`'` `"-. `--.| T |.--' jgs .' Mother Teresa '. -=[ menorah ]=- 9/97 ( ) ( ) ( (_) ( ( ) ( (_) (_) (_) (_) |~| (_) (_) (_) (_) |~| |~| |~| |~| |:| |~| |~| |~| |~| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| <+++> |:| |:| |:| |:| <+++> <+++> <+++> <+++> }~{ <+++> <+++> <+++> <+++> }~{ }~{ }~{ }~{ {+} }~{ }~{ }~{ }~{ {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {} {} {} {} {+} {} {} {} {} `{} `{} `{} {} {+} {} {}` {}` {}` `{} `{} `{} {}{+}{} {}` {}` {}` `'{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}+{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}'` `{}{}{}{}__/_\__{}{}{}{}` \/ \/ /\___/\ ~~\_/~~ {+} {+} __<+++>__ ___{}{}\O/{}{}___ __<+++++++++++++++++>__ jgs {}{}{}{}{}{/O\}{}{}{}{}{} `"""""""""""""""""""""""` PEOPLE: -=[ crying baby ]=- 9/97 .=@=. / \ | ^.^ | ( (_) ) whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! .-'---'-. / . . \ _/ /| , |\ \_ (__/{`"==="`}\__) /\_ _/\ _| /`"`\ |_ jgs ( \ / \ / ) \_/ \_/ -=[ brainy guy ]=- 9/97 _.--..--._ .' ( )( , .`'. .' ,( ' )( ) )'. ( ) . )( ) ( , ) ( ') .( )( ) ( . ) |`-..__ ^^ ' __..-'| | `~~~~~` | | .=~~= =~~=. | | .-''-.-''-. | | /_____|_____\ | .--' (o ) (o ) '--. / _ / \ _ \ | (_ / \ _) | \ | | / '--. \'--\ /--'/ .--' \ \ '-----' / / \ '. .--.--. .' / \ `'-----'` / '-. .-' jgs )'---'( MYTHICAL: -=[ hippocampus ]=- 9/97 '-.,;;:;, _;\;|\;:;, ) __ ' \;::, .--' e ':;;;:, ;, (^ ;;::; ;;;, _ --_.--.___,',:;::; ,,,;:;;;, < \ `; | ;:;;:; ':;:;;;,, <`-; \__ ,; / ';:;;:, ';;;' <`_ __', ; , / ::;;;: // `)| \ \ ` .' ';;:;, // ` \ `\ / ;;:;;. //__ \ `/` ;:; ~._,=~` `~=, \_| ( ^ ^ ^ _^ \ \ _,` / ^ ^ ^ .' `.^ ; <`-. jgs '-;` /` ^ ^ /\ ) ^/ <'- \__..-'` ___,,,-'._ ^ ^ _.'\^`'-' ^/ `)_ ..-''` `~~~~` `~===~` <_.-`-._\ -=[ griffin ]=- 9/97 _____, _..-=-=-=-=-====--, _.'a / .-',___,..=--=--==-'` ( _ \ / //___/-=---=----' ` `\ / //---/--==----=-' ,-. | / \_//-_.'==-==---=' (.-.`\ | |'../-'=-=-=-=--' (' `\`\| //_|-\.`;-~````~, _ \ | \_,_,_\.' \ .'_`\ `\ , , \ || `\\ \ / _.--\ \ '._.'/ / | / /`---' \ \ |`'---' \/ / /' \ ;-. \ jgs __/ / __) \ ) `| ((='--;) (,___/(,_/ -=[ Excalibur ]=- 9/97 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::/\:::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::||:::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::||:::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::||:::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::||:::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::||:::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::||:::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::||:::::::::::::::::::::::::: ~^~_-~^^-^~^_~^_^-~^~^-~^ || ~^~_-~^_^-^~^_~^_^-~^~^-~ ~^-_~^-~^_~^-~^_~^-_ _^,##[]##,~_ _~^-_~^-~^_~^-~^_~^- ~^-~^~-_~^__.===~'`__.. ~{ \ _-..__`'~===.__~^-~^~-_~^ ~_~^_.=~~' ~_.==~-.-~ .=||=. ~=.-~==._~^-^'~~=._~_~^ ~-:`-~^-~^_~^:-~^~-_~-._`-==-'_.=~-_~^-_:~^-~^-_~`;-~ ~-'._~^-~^-_^~=._~-~_~-'~~'~`_^-~_^_.=~-~^-_~^-_.'^- _~^-~^~=._~^-~^_-^~~==..,~_^_,..==~~-_~^-~^-_.=~_~^-~^ _-~^-~^_~^`~==.__-~^_~^-_~^-_~^-_~^-~__.==~`_-~^-~^_~^ -~_~^~-~^-~^~_~^~`~~~==,,....,,==~~~`-~_~^~-~^-~^~_~^~ ~jgs^-~^-_~^~^_-^~^-~^~-_~^-~^-~^_~^~-~^~-~^-~^-~^-~^ ~^~^-~^-~^_~^~-^~_~^-^~^~^-~^-~^~^~-^~-~^-~^~~-^~-^~^ -=[ fairy ]=- 9/97 , {\\ * { \\(} / {_` ;--' / \ /__/ jgs // `` NATURE: -=[ leaves ]=- 9/97 .\^/. . |`|/| . |\|\|'|/| .--'-\`|/-''--. \`-._\|./.-'/ >`-._|/.-'< '~|/~~|~~\|~' jgs | | _|\__|__/|_ `>.-' |\'-.<` /.-' /|'\'-.\ '--.-/.|\-..--' |/|/|.|\| ' |.|\| ' jgs '/.\' | .'|'. /.'|\ \ | /|'.| \ |\/ jgs \|/ ` -=[ flower ]=- 9/97 __ .-~-. .~``~,._ .~ ` \ / . `\ | \ | .' | _ \ `. | / __/ .~` `'. .--;. ,.O -~` `\ \ '-. | `- o.O/o, __ | '-.,__ \ .-~' `\|o ` ~. /_ _.--'/ ` , / \ | `~-., / | / : '._ / -. `\ jgs / .-' '.___.; ` \`--'\ ` | | / \ / '.__,.--,/ '--..,___.' `~--'--~' TRANSPORTATION: -=[ tiny motorcycle ]=- 9/97 _ .-.-.=\-. jgs (_)=='(_) -[ airplane ]=- 9/97 .------, =\ \ .---. =\ \ | C~ \ =\ \ | `----------'------'----------, .' LI.-.LI LI LI LI LI LI LI.-.LI`-. \ _/.____|_|______.------,______|_|_____) / / =/ / =/ / =/ / jgs /_____,' FOOD: -=[ banana ]=- 9/97 .-. / | | / .'\|.-; _ /.-.;\ |\| ' |'._/ ` | \ \ | jgs '-' -=[ Pies ]=- 9/97 .-.--.-. \"-""-"/ \ / \ / jgs \/ _,..---..,_ ,-"` .'. `"-, (( '.'.' )) `'-.,_ ' _,.-'` jgs `\ `"""""` /` `""-----""` -=[ Chef things- spoon, hat, pots ]=- 9/97 __ __ _....._ _ ( ` ) ( ^ ) (O) | | .-|`"""""`|-. | | | `-| |-' | |___| | | jgs | ||||| jgs ; ; `"""` `"""""` ,-"^"-, c=====|"""""| jgs | | `"""""` -=[ grill ]=- 9/97 _.(-)._ .' '. / \ |'-...___...-'| \ '=' / `'._____.'` / | \ /.--'|'--.\ []/'-.__|__.-'\[] | jgs [] -=[ cup and saucer ]=- 9/97 ( ) ( ___...(-------)-....___ .-"" ) ( ""-. .-'``'|-._ ) _.-| / .--.| `""---...........---""` | / / | | | | | | \ \ | | `\ `\ | | `\ `| | _/ /\ / (__/ \ / _..---""` \ /`""---.._ .-' \ / '-. : `-.__ __.-' : : ) ""---...---"" ( : '._ `"--...___...--"` _.' jgs \""--..__ __..--""/ '._ """----.....______.....----""" _.' `""--..,,_____ _____,,..--""` `"""----"""` SPORTS/GAMES -=[ Knight- Chess ]=- 9/97 ,...., ,::::::< ,::/^\"``. ,::/, ` e`. ,::; | '. ,::| \___,-. c) ;::| \ '-' ;::| \ ;::| _.=`\ `;:|.=` _.=`\ '|_.=` __\ `\_..==`` / .'.___.-'. / \ jgs ('--......--') /'--......--'\ `"--......--"` -=[ dominoes ]=- 9/97 ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ |o o| |ooo|ooo||ooo|o o||o o|o o| |o_o| ___ ___ ___|ooo|ooo||ooo|o_o||o_o|_o_|___ |o ||o |o ||o |ooo| |o o|o | |__o||__o|__o||__o|ooo| jgs |_o_|__o| ODDS AND ENDS; -=[ script hello ]=- 9/97 __ __ (_ \ / \ | | .-. .-. (_|___|__ __ | ) | ) __,__) _ | | \ /__) | / | / / \ jgs \_/ \_/ \_____\/___\/__/\__/ -=[ crap ]=- ) ( , ___)\ (_____) jgs (_______) -=[ Nirvana logo ]=- 9/97 _.-''''-._ .' '. / X X \ | __ __ | | \ / | \ '. .'\ / '. '----'\_/' jgs '-.____.-' -=[ candle ]=- 9/97 ,,;;;;;,, ,;;:::::::;;, ,;;::' , ':::;, ;;:: /( ::;; ;;:: | \ ::;; ';;::.\c/.::;;' ';:::'-,:::;' '';| |;'' '-, | | '-, | | '-, | | '-, | | jgs /`"`\ .-'. _.'-. `._ ` _.' `"---"` -=[ bed ]=- 10/97 || || || ||/||___ || || /` )____________||_/| ||/___ //_/_/_/_/_/_/||/ | ||(___)/_/_/_/_/_/_/_|| | || |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|| /| || | | | | | | | ||/|| ||~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|| jgs || || -=[ broom ]=- 10/97 .-. | | |=| |=| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |=| jgs |=| |_| .=/I\=. ////V\\\\ |#######| ||||||||| ||||||||| ||||||||| ||||||||| ||||||||| -=[ paint and brush ]=- 10/97 ___ ,--[___]--, / \ |,.--'```'--.,| , |'-.,_____,.-'| || |'-.,_____,.-'| || | | _||_ | P A I N T | ///\\\ | | HHHHHH |'-.,_____,.-'| |||||| jgs `'-.,_____,.-'' |||||| -=[ tiny yin-yangs ]=- 9/97 __ /.)\ jgs \(./ __ /.)\ jgs \(@/ -=[ noose and hang man ]=- 9/97 (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/)) (/)(/) (/)'`(/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/)(/) jgs `""` ,%%%%%%%%, %%o%%/%%%%%% %%%%\%%%<%%%%% %%>%%%/%%%%o%% %%%%%o%%\%%//% %\o%\%%/%o/%%' '%%\ `%/%%%' '%| |%|%' | | (O | | |\ | | >> | | / \ jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ _______ |/ | | (_) | \|/ | | | / \ | jgs_|___ SEASONAL: -=[ witch in the moon ]=- 9/97 __________ _.-' ___ '-._ .-' `'-.`'-. '-. .' ) `\ '. .' / \ ^V^ '. / __/________\__ \ / ^V^ '--}}}}}}}"}}--' \ ; {{{{{{ aa\__ ; | }}}}} ,___ __} | | {{{{{\ \_// | | }}}}//'--u | | _ .--'`U\ | ; ::::| \ ( _,\\\ ; \ ::::| |===\ \\=\))=======D / \ ::::|_/ `> \\ / '. /_ // .' '. jgs Y\_\\_ .' '-._ _.-' '-.__________.-' ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;-' ___ '-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;-' `'-.`'-. '-;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;' ) `\ ';;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;' / \ ^V^ ';;;;;;;; ;;;;;;; __/________\__ ;;;;;;; ;;;;;; ^V^ '--/}}}}}}"}}--' ;;;;;; ;;;;; {{{{{{ aa\__ ;;;;; ;;;;; }}}}} ,___ __} ;;;;; ;;;;; {{{{{\ \_// ;;;;; ;;;;; }}}}//'--u ;;;;; ;;;;; _ .--'`U\ ;;;;; ;;;;; ::::| \ ( _,\\\ ;;;;; ;;;;;; ::::| |===\ \\=\))=======D ;;;;;; ;;;;;;; ::::|_/ `> \\ ;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;. /__// .;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;. Y\_\\_ .;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;-._ _.-;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;jgs;;;;;;-. .-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; -=[ pumpkins in the cornfield ]=- 9/97 ,, ,, ,\\//, ,\\//, ,\\\///, ,, ,\\\///, \\\\//// ,\\//, \\\\//// \\\/// ,\\\///, \\\/// ###### \\\\//// ###### ////\\\\ \\\/// ////\\\\ /////\\\\\###### /////\\\\\//////\\\\////\\\\ //////\\\\\\/,///\\\/////\\\\\ //////_?_\\\\(_) //////\\\\\\, .'`---`'. _j_///////\\\\\(_) /.'a a \.'`---`'. |: ^ /.'d\ /b \ \' www |: ^ | '._____.'\' VVV / jgs '._____.' -=[ surprised cat ]=- 9/97 ,-~-, ,-~~~~-, /\ /\ (\ / ,-, \ ,' ', / ~~ \ \'-' / \ \ / _ # <0 0> \ '--' \ \/ .' '. # = Y =/ \ / \ \ `#-..!.-' \ \ \ `\ \\ ) /> / \ \\ / /`/ /`__ \ \\__ jgs (____)))_))) \__))) -=[ jack o'lantern ]=- 9/97 /\ __)_)__ .-'._'-'_.'-. .'.' /o\'/o\ '.'. / :/._: A :_.\: \ | : \'=.:.='/ : | \ : :'.___.': : / '-:__:__:__:__:-' ^^^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ masquarade mask ]=- 9/97 . '.'.*. .*.'.' . *. '. \ \ * * / / .' .* *._ '. \*88888 88888*/ .' _.* *._ '-. *8*___~*8*~___*8* .-' _.* * '--.8.-~` ~-Y-~ `~-.8.--' * '--.___*/ .----. .----. \*___.--' * 8| \____/ _ \____/ |8 * jgs '---.|\ / \ /.---' ||'-----' '-----' || || || || || || || |/ -=[ witch ]=- 10/97 __,,, _.--' / .-' / .' | .' / /_____________| /`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ /` / ____,....----'/_________________|---....,___ ,--""` `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` `""--, `'----------------.----,------------------------,-------'` _,'.--. \ \ .' (o ) \ | c , '--' | / / )'-. \ / | .-; \ | \_/ |___,' | .-' .---.___|_ | / ( ` | .--' '. __,-'\ .' `'-----'` jgs \ __.' `-..--'` -=[ pumpkin ]=- 10/97 .-'\ \:. \ |:. \ /::' \ __/:::. \ _.-'-.'` `'.-'`'._\-"`";.-'-, .`; : : : : : `. / : : : : \ / :/\ : /\ : : \ ; : /\ \ : : /\ \ : ; . : / \ \ / \ \ . ; /_)__\ \ : :/_)__\ \ : ; ; `-----`' : , :`-----`' ; | : : / \ : : | | / \ \ : : | | : : /___\ \: : | | : : `----`' : | ; |;-.,__ : : __.-'| : ; ; : || \ \``/'---'\`\` / || ; . : \\ \_\/ \_\/ // ' . ; \'._ /\ /\ _.-'/ : ; \ : `._`'-/ /\._./ /\ .' : / `\ : `-.\/__\__\/_.;' : /` jgs `\ ' : : : : /` `-`.__` : :__.'-` `-..`.__.'..-` -=[ghosts]=- 10/97 , .--') / / | / /`.\ (_.'\ \ / '--. .---' jgs ( " ) '-' , \`-, , =- .-._/ \_____)\ (" / =- '-; ,_____.-' =- jgs /__.' .-. ( " ) /\_.' '._/\ | | \ / \ /` (__) / jgs`.__.' -=[ 4 line bats ]=- 9/97 _ ,_, _ / `'=) (='` \ /.-.-.\ /.-.-.\ jgs ` " ` (_ ,_, _) / `'--) (--'` \ / _,-'\_/'-,_ \ jgs /.-' " '-.\ -=[ witch on broom ]=- 10/97 __..--, .-' / .` / / | /==========| _______/___________|______ '-------<<<<<<<<<<<<<\------' ,--'a <<<<<<<<<<<< (___. >>>>>>>>>>> .--'--' <<<<<<<<<<< `--,___,>>>>>>>>>> _,-' '. _.--'' _.-' \ .' _.-' \ \ (`'--..__ /'-,__.' ,-~~`. | `'--..__`'--..__ ,' `- | `'--..__/ .' / | , / ,\/.___ `-._ |\ ('-.\|=-._`=-._ jgs / (`-.__/-`-,___;-.>/=-._=-._=._ _/-` | / ( /|'_=-._=-._ /___/Y_/-` | `=-._=-._= /___/Y =-. -=[ Pilgrims ]=- 9/97 .---. |_X_| ___ [_____] / _ \ // \\ | / \ | | " | || " || __\___/__ __\\_//__ /\_______/\ / | U | \/ _ : _ \ ( (|___|) )/ \ : / \ \ \_ / \ _/ \ /=====\ / / /| |\ './___:___\.' ; | | ; | | | | | | | | | | | \_____/ | |--|--| '._______.' |LI|LI| jgs \/ \/ \_/ \_/ -=[ hearts ]=- 9/97 ,@@@@@, ,@@@@@, ,@@,;;;,@,;;;,@@, @@;;;' ';' ';;;@@ @@;;; ;;;@@ '@@';;, ,;;'@@' '@@';;,;;'@@' '@@';'@@' jgs '@@@' '@' ,;;;, ,;;;, ;;;' ';' ';;; ;;; ;;; ';;, ,;;' ';;,;;' jgs ';' -=[ bleeding heart ]=- 9/97 ,;;;;;;, ,;;;;;;, ,;;;@@@@@;;;@@@@@;;;, ,;;;@@,;;;,@,;;;,@@;;;, ;;;@@;;;' ';' ';;;@@;;; ;;;@@;;; ;;;@@;;; ;;;@@';;, ,;;'@@;;; ';;;@@';;,;;'@@;;;' ';;;@@';'@@;;;' jgs ';;;@@@;;;' ';;@;;' ( ';' (#) ) (#) ( (#) ) (#) -=[ broken heart ]=- 9/97 ,;;;;;;\ ,;;;;;;, ,;;;@@@@@/ /;;@@@@@;;;, ,;;;@@,;;;\ \,@,;;;,@@;;;, ;;;@@;;;' '\ \;' ';;;@@;;; ;;;@@;;; / / ;;;@@;;; ;;;@@';;, \ \ ,;;'@@;;; ';;;@@';;,\ \;;'@@;;;' ';;;@@';/ /'@@;;;' jgs ';;;@/ /@@;;;' ';/ /;@;;' \;' -=[ man in the moon ]=- 10/97 , _/ \_ * < > * /.'.\ * * ,-----.,_ , .'` '. _/ \_ , / `\ < > _/ \_ | ,.---. \ /.'.\ < > \.' _,'.--. ; ` ` /.'.\ .' 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'-. .\ ; ; :::::,.' _ a', .'~";-` ; '::::;"~` `'-=.) .' .' . _; ;', ; '-.._`~`.' \ ; ; : `~' _'\\_ \\_ /=`/'))/=))'-. jgs \ = _ = =\ `""` `~-. = ; .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. CHARACTERS -=[ Blue, from Blue's Clues ]=- 6/98 _ _(,| _ (,\ | /,) \|/ / \ / @\ /@~ \ .:::""-. / @~ \ .-"""-. .::::' `'.__.'========='.__.:::. '. /:::' / __ __ \ ':::' \ |'' ___ | / \ / \ | ___ .:: | | /` '-| |-.| |-.| |-' `\ ::::\ | / / \0_/ \0_/ \ \ ':::| / / /:. \ \ \ / / .:::' .:::. | \ | | /::' :::::\ \ \ .---' / / .-"""-. ':::::\ | '--. / | | (.-._.-.) '::'| | \ | .::::. | | | | | \ :::::: / \ ,-'-, / \... | '. '::::' / '. .'\\_//'. .' \::::. / jgs '-.____.-' '---' '-' '---' `-:::...-' .--. .---. /:. '. .' .. '._.---. /:::-. \.-"""-;` .-:::. .::\ /::'| \/ _ _ \' `\:' ::::| __.' | / (o|o) \ `'. ':/ / .:. / | ___ | '---' | ::::' /: (._.) .:\ \ .=' |:' :::| `""` \ .-. ':/ jgs '---`|I|`---' '-' -- -. (`\|/`) .--. / \ .---. /:. '. / @\ .' .. '._.---. H A P P Y /:::-. \/_@___\` .-:::. .::\ B I R T H D A Y /::'| \/ _ _ \' `\:' ::::| B L U E ! __.' | / (o|o) \ `'. ':/ / .:. / | ___ | '---' joan stark | ::::' /: (._.) .:\ mailto:spunk1111@juno.com \ .=' |:' :::| `""` \ .-. ':/ ASCII ART GALLERY: jgs '---`|I|`---' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ '-' ANIMALS/BIRDS -=[ lobster ]=- 6/98 , .--. /`|_, _\ \ | \| \/ | | / | | \ _/ |_.' \-\_\V/_/-/ . './o"o\.' '-//_._\\-' '=/=|-:-|=\=' .-|=| : |=|-. ,|=\ : /=|. | {-=-} | / {-=-} \ .' {-=-} '. jgs .',\_/,'. (_/._Y_.\_) -=[ dolphins ]=- 6/98 _.-, .--' '-._ _/`- _ '. '----'._`.----. \ ` \; jgs ;_\ ,-._ _.-' '--. .' _ -`\_ / .----.`_.'----' ;/ ` jgs /_; ._ ._ ._ ._ _.-._)`\_.-._)`\_.-._)`\_.-._)`\_.-._ -=[ stingray ]=- 6/98 (\.-./) / \ .' : '. _.-'` ' `'-._ .-' : '-. ,'_.._ . _.._', '` `'-. ' .-'` `' '. : .' \_. ._/ \ |^| | jgs | ; \'.___.' / '-....-' -=[ frog ]=- 6/98 .--. _.----._ __ /_.--;_..-''''---''`` .:. `-.`-. c-'`.'.-. '. '::. .::. '::' '. `) .'o ((0)) ' ':::' .::.:. '\ ( '-' .-. .:' .::' '_...._| '._-..__ '-' . .:' .-' .' '-. `''--;:-_, __, '::' .' .' \ \ ,`""\ / / / / , | \-.__\\/(___| |`'''-----'`| | .-' / / `-. | _____\ ` _.-' / `-.-'--`-._ _/ _.;--. `- __.:.--'` jgs `"` '------';` _.' `--` -=[ snail ]=- 6/98 _____ __ .-'` ``'-. /o \_ .' '. _.-'\__/ `\ / _..---._ \ .' \/ .-' __ '. \ / ,_ | / (_,`\ | | \ / |:. \ / / / '----'`--'\ \:. '-....-' .' _/ \ /`-..___ _.-' -` \.__ |::. ````` / `) jgs `-::___ __.-'``''` ````````` -=[ cats ]=- 6/98 ,_ _, |\\`-"""-`//| \ :'.': / /=-<0> <0>-=\ |= Y =| \'._.-'-._.'/ jgs { '. `'-'` .' } {=. ` '-' ` .=} ,_ _, |\\`-"""-`//| \ :'.': / /=- -=\.=";```":, |= Y =|':. ': ':`. \'._.-'-._.'/ ': : : '\ { '. `'-'` .' } '/.:. ': \ {=. ` '-' ` .=} |:' .: \ =} { =. "=_ _=" .= }.=\:' .: | =} \= \ ` / =/'.=`'--; //= } jgs '._ `\=/` _.' (_.-=-=-=-'=.' \,,),,/ ( ,-==-==` `._) /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) -=[ cat ]=- 6/98 .-. _ __ ` )`'-,`\ .-''``.-' _.-''-. _.' `'--._.' ,-' / `\ _`'--'` .' '._ _`- .--. .--. (` `.' / '.' \ '. .' \ 0 | 0 / '. / _ '._.---._.' _ \ / `'-. ( ) .-'` \ / .---'_. . `-,-` . ._'---. \ | -'` . | . `'- | /_ . ' /;\ ' . ,_\ '-. '-..-`( ' )`-..-' / '._ '-' _.' jgs '-..,__ __,..-' `'---'` -=[ puppy ]=- 6/98 _,=.=,_ ,'=. `\___, / \ (0 | / \ ___/ | | \) ', _/ .--' `"`; ( [[[[]]_..,_ / .--""``\\ .' .\,,|| ( .' -""`| `""` |\ / __| \| .-' `\ \ _ | jgs ( .-' ) `""""""""""""` _,=.=,_ ,'=. o `\___ / o\ (0 D / o \ ___/ | O | \) ',o _/ o .--' `"`; O ( [[[[]]_..,_ / .--""``\\ .' o .\,,|| ( .' -""`| `""` |\ / O o __| \| o .-' `\ \ _ o O | jgs ( o .-' ) `""""""""""""` -=[ dog ]=- 6/98 _.--"""--._ .' '-. `. __/__ (-. `\ \ /o `o \ \ \ \ _\__.__/ )) | | ; .--;" | | \ ( `) | | \ _|`---' .' _, _| | `\ '`_\ \ '_,.-';_.-`\| \ \_ .' '--'---;` / / |\ |_..--' \ \'-'.' .--'.__/ __.-; `"` (___...---''` \ _/_ \ /jgs\ \___/ -=[ rabbits ]=- 6/98 _ ,_ /7 |\'. //: \'-.'. | |: \ \ \ ___| |/ '. \ '` ` \ ____ \/ .-. .- \ .-' '-._| 'o. _ _ .o' |_.-' '-. =| '-' = / '. \ _/\_. .' . ' ' . \ `;.__. ' .' |-. | ; | / .-\ '. /-' '-;--' .--'--. _.' jgs '----"""'`'-------""'` -=[ mouse ]=- 6/98 ____ .-. .-"` `",( __\_ .-==:;-._ .' .-. `'. .' `"-:'-/ ( \} -=a .) / \/ \,== `- __..-'` '-' | | | .'\ `; \ _/---'\ ( `"` /.`._ ) \ `; \`-/.' `"` `"\`-. jgs `"` -=[ mouse ]=- 6/98 _ _ (\ (c)_)_ \\ ) ee\_ )) \ \___=D= (( / _ / \_ \\/ (/| |\) \ /_ /_ jgs `"""""`""` __QQ (_)_"> _) -=[ owl ]=- 6/98 ___ .-"-~-"-. /.-"-.-"-.\ ||((o|o))|| )\__/V\__/( / ~ -...- ~ \ |\` ~. ~ .~ `/| () | `~ - ^ - ~` | () // | ; ' : . | ()\\/_() \ . : ' ; '/ ___/ /_____'. ; ' .'____ _ ^ `uu---uu` /\ __jgs________^ _________^_\/ \ \ //\\() ()/ () () -=[ chicken ]=- 6/98 _ ( `''--. .-. `'-. `\| | _ `\ /` ) _.'- ._ (_ ;-.-. '. `\ / / \ '.(` __\o_\o_/ ,`) .-'`` `""-. \ `''--.___, `\ } / / .-` ; } /_/.'`-....-'| } _ _ `"` / / .' \.' \ / / | / / _ __..--/` (__ _..----.._/ L.-' ) .--...--'' /` ` .--. _ `-. (_ __. /` -. ' `\`""--.,_) (_'__. { ) | '._ - _{ .' ,_/ '--'` { .' ,_/ \ (_, ._.' '. / | '-. _ | / `-||.--;\__/ jgs __ __||_ ||_ (_.``` "` `)(`" `-.__ _ (_.-' .-""` '-. -.`_) '.__.' \ ) ) '--'`"` _ .-. .--''` ) _ | |/` .-'` ( `\ /` _) _. -'._ /` .' .-.-; `).' / \ \ (`, \_o/_o/__ / .-''` ``'-. { /` ,___.--''` { ; '-. \ \ _ _ { |'-....-`'.\_\ / './ '. \ \ `"` _ \ \ | \ \ ( '-.J \_..----.._ __) `\--..__ .-` ` `\ ''--...--. (_,.--""`/` .- `\ .__ _) | ( } .__ _) \_, '. }_ - _.' \_, '. } `'--' '._. ,_) / | / .' \ | _ .-' \__/;--.||-' _|| _||__ __ _ __.-` "`)(` `" ```._) jgs (_`,- ,-' `''-. '-._) ( ( / '.__.' `"`'--' -=[ lamb ]=- 6/98 _ _,., (.~`.-. `~, { ._, '-. ; ;`~,_ -'_}.=. /o) `~;~` / .' o) .`===;` (Y .-' } _.._ , `._, ,-' `~-._,_.-~ `',_.` } `--` _ .- ; .' ;` .' ' ` .--' . }` { ; ; ; . .-'- . 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"._ .' .-'` _ _'.__ / '._ /` / \ \ | | '.__.-' \_o/_o/ |/| =} /\ ; =} \/ \ \ \ C) =} '. | /'-/ / \ | / / / .' .' \ _/-| | | / .-' \ | \\ _/_/ | =/` / =|=| \ \ \ | =| | _/_/ / _/_/ \ \ | | | / | | )__\ jgs \__nnn\n\ \__nnn\n\ -=[ bear pulling wagon ]=- 6/98 _.-`\ _ _.-' HI \.-{_}-. .'__________\ , , _) \_Y_/ .oOo.() .'`\ _/`\ _Oo()oO()Oo_ _(_\/_(_\_/ |: _-=_= = _:| / \___/ |:=_ =-_-=_ :|_.' | | | jgs '-(@)----(@)-' (__|__) -=[ Ty logo (beanie babies) ]=- 6/98 _...._ _...._ .' '.'__/\__'. / .-. '. .' \ ; _| |_ /.'.\ ; | (_ _).-. .-. | | | | | U | | ; | | \ | ; \ \ '-')'-. / / \ '...'_.' .' / '. (__.' .' jgs '. .' `'-.-'` -=[ Seaweed, the otter ]=- 6/98 .-"""-. / o\ | o 0).-. | .-;(_/ .-. \ / /)).---._| `\ , '. ' /(( `'-./ _/| \ .' ) .-.;` / '. | `\-' '._ -' / jgs ``""--`------` -=[ Pinchers, the lobster ]=- 6/988 ."".-._.-."". | \ | / | \ \.T./ / '-./ \.-' / \ ; ; | | | | / \ | . | __.| : |.__ .-'` | : | `'-. /` ."\ 0 : 0 /". `\ | _/ './ : \.' \_ | | / /`"""`\ \ | \ \ .-' '._ / / jgs '-._\ /_.-' -=[ Bongo, the monkey ]=- 6/98 _..._ .' '. /'-.---.-'\ |/` `\| ( \ 0 0 / ) |/ V \| \ '-:-' / .'`-----'`. /` `\ / / \ \ /._/| |\_.\ | )\._ _./( | \_)_/_ Y _\_(_/ / ` ) / \ / ` \ \ \/ \| / jgs '._/ \_.' -=[ rabbit beanie - Hippity ]=- 6/98 _ ____ _.-"-._ .' `;' ':. '-. / ./ .'`\`-...-'` / /|D_ .O | / / |=\/`= | |_.' | | | \ \ _ /_ /`---'}_()_{ /`'---' //\\\ /; (/\ \)\ / | \ \ / | | | / / . _ / / \_| '. .' '-'| \ .-| / jgs _.-' / | / ( / / .--; '-.__/ | / \__.' PEOPLE: -=[ sleeping boy ]=- 6/98 z z Z .--. Z Z / _(c\ .-. __ | / / '-; \'-'` `\______ \_\/'/ __/ ) / ) | \--, | \`""`__-/ .'--/ /--------\ \ \\` ///-\/ / /---;-. '-' jgs (________\ \ '-' z z Z .--. __ .-. Z /c)_ \ ______/` `'-'/ ;-' \ \ | ,--/ | ( \ \ (__ \'\/_/ / /--------\ \--'. \-__`""`/ | '-' .-;---\ \ \/-\\\ `// jgs / /________) '-' ,_ | `""---..._____ '-...______ _````"""""""'`| \ ```` ``"---...__ | |` | ``! | | A | /\ /#\ /`--..______..-' | ### | / `\ /`--. | ### _| | .-;`-./;-. || ### / \ \ /\#| |#/\/ /\ ##' | `-' \__/ _ \__/ | |`# \_, /_/ `\ / '. '.__.' .' jgs `-,____,-' /"""I""\ /`---'--'\ -=[ skiier ]=- 6/98 _ __(_) / / /\ / `\\ | \\// | \\\ jgs \\\ `` -=[ hand waving ]=- 6/98 _ _ / | / \ | | /\ \ \| |/ / \ Y | /___ .-.) '. `__/ (.-. / / | ' | |___| [_____] jgs | | -=[ alien ]=- 6/98 _..._ .' '. /`\ /`\ |\ (__| |__)|\ \\ /| ( " ) \\ || // \ / \\||// \ _ / |\|` / '.___.' \____/ (___) (___) /` `\ / / | \/ / | | |\ / | | | "` | | | | | | |_|_____| (___)_____) / \ | / |\| | //||\\ Y | || || \\ | | |/ \\ |\|| | \||__|__| (___|___) jgs / A \ / / \ \ \___/ \___/ _..._ .' '. / \ / \ ( | | ) (`"` " `"`) \ / \ ___ / jgs '.___.' -=[ Birthday wishes ]=- 6/98 _,--._ .-'` '. _, .-' \.-' / .-' _ | .'-. -` -. \ `) .' _ _ '. | / / / \ / \ \ \ | ) | | ( | \.-' \ 0 0 / '-./ ( ( .----. _ ) ) '-. / | .-' \ \_____.' / / \ . / / \ '----/ / \ `-` / \ ( / (`"(_)"`) /`"|`|"`\ / | | \ _,;==""| |""==;,_ /{ HAPPY }\ \'=._BIRTHDAY!_.='/ |`=._`"====="`_.=`| | `""===""` | |`=._ _.=`| _|_ _ `"""="""` _ _|_ / / / | | \ \ \ \ \ \ /"==...=="\ / / / `-`-;-'`"==="`'-;-`-` | | | / | \ \_ | _/ / / \ .-()'`--.__|_.---`'()-. /` \X() | ()X/ `\ | | ; | | jgs \ ___|______ / `._ ____|___ / `""""""""""` `""""""""` _,--._ .-'` '. _, .-' \.-' / .-' _ | .'-. -` -. \ `) .' _ _ '. | / / / \ / \ \ \ | ) | | ( | \.-' \ 0 0 / '-./ ( ( .----. _ ) ) '-. / | .-' \ \_____.' / / \ . / / \ '----/ / \ `-` / \ / (`"""""`) /`"""""`\ / \ _,;==""```""==;,_ /{CONGRATULATIONS}\ \'=._ _.='/ |`=._`"====="`_.=`| | `""===""` | |`=._ _.=`| _|_ _ `"""="""` _ _|_ / / / | | \ \ \ \ \ \ /"==...=="\ / / / `-`-;-'`"==="`'-;-`-` | | | / | \ \_ | _/ / / \ .-()'`--.__|_.---`'()-. /` \X() | ()X/ `\ | | ; | | jgs \ ___|______ / `._ ____|___ / `""""""""""` `""""""""` -=[ pharoah ]=- 6/98 .-"""""-. /\ /\ ( _ ._. _ ) '. 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(`,-- -`\ /`- --,`) / //`-_--| |--_-`\\ \ / /(_-_ _| |_ _-_)\ \ / / (_- __ \ / __ -_) \ \ / / (_ -_ - ^ - _- _) \ \ / / (_- _ /=\ _ - _) \ \ / / (_ -.':=:'. -_) \ \ (`;` (_-' :=: '-_) `;`) \\. jgs __ :=: __ .// \\\ .' `':=:'` '. /// \\\ | .--. = .--. | /// \\\ | ( / = \ ) | /// \\` \ _`' \=/ '`_ / `// ;`) ( ;_/`v`\_; ) (`; |||\ | | | | /||| |\\ | | | | //| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | (._) (_.) ||, ,|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||' '|| ///) (\\\ .///` `\\\. `//` `\\` .-"```"-. / \ | _ _ | | (_\ /_) | (_ A _) | _____ | \`"""""`/ '-.-.-' _:=:_ \\| .-""""`_'='_`""""-. \/// (`,-- -`\ /`- --,`) (`/ / //`-_--| |--_-`\\ \ .// / /(_-_ _| |_ _-_)\ \ /// / / (_- __ \ / __ -_) \ \ /// / / (_ -_ - ^ - _- _) \ \ /// / / (_- _ /=\ _ - _) \ \ '// / / (_ -.':=:'. -_) \ \// (`;` (_-' :=: '-_) (_,' \\. jgs __ :=: __ \\\ .' `':=:'` '. \\\ | .--. = .--. | \\\ | ( / = \ ) | \\` \ _`' \=/ '`_ / ;`) ( ;_/`v`\_; ) |||\ | | | | |\\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | (._) (_.) ||, ,|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||' '|| ///) (\\\ .///` `\\\. `//` `\\` -=[ skull and crossbones ]=- 6/98 .-"""""-. / \ .-. | _ _ | .-. (_. '._ | |_\ /_| | _.' ._) '-._'-.(_ A _).-'_.-' '-._| _____ |_.-' jgs _.-'_\`"""""`/_'-._ .-.-'_.-' `-----' '-._'-.-. (,_.'` `'._,) MISC -=[ United States ]=- 6/98 __ ) `"""";._/} | ' / \ | jgs '--. .-.\ ` ` -=[ pretzel ]=- __ __ .' `'._.'` '. | .--; ;--. | | ( / \ ) | \ ;` /^\ `; / :` .'._.'. `; jgs '-`'.___.'`-' -=[ television ]=- 6/98 o o | \ | \ | \.|-. (\| ) .==================. | .--------------. | | |::.::.::.::.::| | | |'::'::'::'::':| | | |::.::.::.::.::| | | |:'::'::'::'::'| | | |::.::.::.::.::| | | '--------------'o| | LI LI """"""" o| |==================| jgs | .------------. | | / \ | |/ \| " " FLOWERS -=[ basket w/flower arrangement ]=- 6/98 _,==,==,_ /\/=`==`\/) /\|=\o\,-.,'|\,-; |-; /\/'8._.'/\8o |.-; .-\ \|=\8o_,o8o.; / .'-. `-._`o8/\/.'_/-.8/`|o.--.-` .-`8'.o|=\8o'.__\-.8'-.-'` `-._.-"\/"o/ \8_'-.|\_/`. 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" \ > X "__// ";\ # # ______/` `'-'/ ;-' \ \ | " .!" > /" ,x \ >/,, \,#" < # # ,--/ | ( \ \ \_ \'\/_/ > " - # > / < , " ///;,/ .";` # # / /--------\ \---'. \-_`""`/ | ` , ` ` " ` " ` " ^ " ' # # '-' ,-;---\ \ \/-\\\ `// ' # # / /_______/ =============================-. # # '-' ; # # He's under the haystack, fast asleep. =' # # # ###########dwb#########jgs#########Ojo#########sk#########VK########### .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/cows9106_1.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/cows9106_1.htm ...:::/// CLASSIC COWS \\\:::... Part 1 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS! ________________________ (__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo) ( A real COWlector's Item! ) /-------\/ --'\________________________/ * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! * / | || * ||----|| Edited by David A. Bader ^^ ^^ Please send your submissions to: Cow dbader@eng.umd.edu - - - - - ; - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -------------------- TABLE OF COW-NTENTS: -------------------- Part 1 ................................... The Classic Cows Part 2 ................................... The Sequel of the Cows Part 3 ................................... The Return of the Cows Part 4 ................................... The Barnyard Gallery Part 5 ................................... The Ancient History of the Cows - - - - - ; - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ______________ | D.A.B.'S | (__) (__) (__) (__) | USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) | COWS | /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ |____________| / | || / | || / | || / | || || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ______||_______ | EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__) (__) |_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) || /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ || / | || / | || / | || / | || || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ - - - - - ; - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type with milk after milking cow with milk (___) (___) * (___) (___) (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O * ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow (__) (__) * (__) * (__) (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit a shit shit kicked out of her (__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V / | || * |--| . * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. (__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / / | || / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow (__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ / | || / | || /| || * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" (__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms /\ __ / \ || (__) (__) \ / (_||_) SooS (oo) \/ (oo) /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow (__) * (__) (oo) \ (oo) /------\/ \-------\/ /| |/ | | ==$ || / | [) || ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer (___) (__) (__) ( O ) (oo) (oo) /-------\ / \/--------\/ / | ||V | | * ||----|| ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle (__) (__) [##] (@o) /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) / | || / | || / | || (oo) * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman (____) (____) (____) (oo ) (o o) ( O O) /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight (__) (__) (oo) (__) (oo) /\/ (oo) /-------\/ /--/-- \/----- / | || / | `-. / | `-. * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Cow-vertible . . . (__) *_ *_ ( oo *_ \ (__) \ /\/ \ (__) \.----( oo____ \.-/----._____ \.( oo___\____ ||____\/____ \ ||__________ \ |_\/________ \ OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse) * (___) * (___) (__) \ (o o) \ (o o) (oo) \-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\/ ________ | ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _______ ||,---|| ||,---|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ Twins Cow Catcher (__) (__) [@@] ? (__) ? (__) (oo) <=|^^|=> ? (oo) ? |\/|(oo) /-------VV /--------- \/ /-------\/ /--| \--\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ * ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird Cow Cow (^^) ( (oo) (__) (oo) ) (OO) (oo) /-------==--- /------\--/ /------|||||| / | || / | || / | UX` \||/ * ||----|| * ||----|\O---< HONK! * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^ Groucho's Harpo's Karl's cow cow cow (yes, that's the Russian symbol. Use your imagination.) O__O \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty (__) (__) ^^ (oo) (--) ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) )\ (__) / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow trying out for a part in the new JAWS movie * (__) \ (DD) \ /-------\/ |\ / | ||_\_/ \ | \ (__) * ||----| \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^ \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale \\ || \\|| \|| ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / _______ / / Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / / / / (__)| / / / / / (oo)| / / ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ /--UU--\/ (____________) / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather * ||---|| (New) Jersey Cow O O O O \ \ / / \ \ (__) / (__) \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +--------+\// /-------\/ \| | / / | || +--------+ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" o==+-- | |\ \ | | \ \ ____________________ | \ \ \ | | | \ \ \ | +------------+ | | \ \ \ | | (__) | | | \ \ \| | (oo) | | | \ \ | | o\ .\/. | | | \ \| | | \/ \ | | /---\ \ | +------------+ | / \ \| | | | | | \ / | | \---/ | | | | -------------------------- ( ) -------------------------- Cow-struction worker. | /---\ : = : : : :,','. '. : :---\ ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:. : : Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker. o o |__| (__) (__) (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // (__) // (__) (__) (oo)// (oo)===(oo) /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ / | |// / | || || | \ * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows o o (__) ^ \ / (oo) / \ / _____\/___/ (__) \__/ / /\ / / (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / ^^ ^^ ^ ^ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube) o | [---] | | | | |------========| /----|---|\ | **** |=======| /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| | | ___| |==============| | | ___ {(__)} |==============| \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | ----------------- / | NASA |==== | | | * ||------||-----^ ----------------- || | | / / \ \ ^^ ^ | / ---- \ ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon (__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) /\ \__ ^ :..("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // /====== \/ =======/==============// *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ / \ ^ // \\ Psycowlogist and patient (___) \^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o) \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ / *-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/ ^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\ ^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[] \______/ \_____\\// \__/ It's a bird... //\\ The Boss It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien) // // ^^ ^^ ================== _____________________________ H H | |-------------| H (__) H | | ________ | H (oo) H __ | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \ | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP | | | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ / | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H || | | ^ | H H || | | ] | H H || | | | H H || |_____________|_____________| H H || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard ( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / ) ( ( \\ ) ( | // ) | | (__) | | (oo) (__) | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ | | || ( _)_______(__) ) **| | ---|| \ __________/ ``'---------^^ Cow Hide Cow Pie \ | / ___________ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | || |`. (__) (__) ( ) (oo) (oo) /---V /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | / | || ||_______| \ * ||W---|| || || * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Cow Town" \ (__) (__) \\(oo) (\/) /-----\\\/ /-------\/ / | (##) / | || * ||----||" * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing (__) (__) (__) (\/) ($$) (**) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ / |'''''|| / | || * ||''''|| * ||----------------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow * ** ** * ** * * * ** * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / (__) * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) / (00) / / / | |( ) \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() / / | || / / || || \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^ / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat (___) (o o) /------\ / (__) (__) / ____O (oo) (oo) | / /----\----\/ /-------\/ /\oo===| / || / | || | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO * ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowt in the Act low rider cow (__) \__\ (__) (oo) o (oo) (oo) /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ / | || / | || ||______|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow (__) (__) \_||_~ (oo) (oo) (*||*) /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ / | || / || / | || * ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO }{ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow ____ (____) .xxxx. (__) '(oo)` (oo) /-----'-\/ ` /-------\/ / | |============> / | || * ||----| (~) * ||----|| ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow armed and dangerous (___) (___) (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | O~ ||O * ||,---|| * ||,---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull (---) ( ) /-----\ (___) | | (o o) | | | (-----) \ / | | | / / \ O | * | * | O | ^^ ^^ ----- Coward Phone Bull _______________________________ }__{ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \ (00) ( dbader@eng.umd.edu ) :****** \/ ==='\________________________________/' : # ## ##****## "" "" | | | | * | | (__) | | \ (__) | | (oo) | | \ (oo) | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/-- | | / | || | | ----| |--- | | * ||----|| | | -------- | \______^^____^^___ | \_________________ | _________________ | _________________ | / | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. | | | | | | | | | | | \_________________ | _________________ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | (__) | | *---------(..) / \ ^^----^^\/ The attempt results in an udder disaster. . /\ . . : (__) . / \ . . : (xx) / \ . . * : __------\/ / \ * : * ||____|| | (__) | . . ** : / | |\ . /| (oo) |\ ** : / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger . / |=|==|=| \ . * : . / | | | | \ . : / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__) |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo) . (__||__) . . : \-------\/ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || !!! !!! : ||----|| : ^^ ^^ The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow ...---... ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /(__) \|/ (oo) /---++--\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron ..---.. (__) / \ (oo) | RIP | /-------\/ | | / | || | | * ||----|| | | ^^ ^^ | | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? (__) (oo) /---+ +--\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ^^ ^^ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || -^^- || | \ * ||---- -^^- || * ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows (__) _--------_ (oo) |__________| BIG /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || __________ * ||----|| |_ _| ^^ ^^ -------- Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow The cow that didn't jump over the moon. ------------------------ ! ! ^ / \ Hey diddle diddle /___\ The cat and the fiddle |= =| The cow blew up on the | | launch pad... | | ROCKET, | | TAKING OFF | | TOTALLY \\ | | OBLIVIOUS TO ||||||> | | THE FACT THAT // | | THERE IS A | | COW ON THE | | LAUNCH PAD /|##!##|\ / |##!##| \ / |##!##| \ | / ^ | ^ \ | | / ( | ) \ | |/ ( | ) \| (( )) (( : )) (( : )) (( )) (( )) ( ) . * . _ _ * * \\ *= // COW BLOWING \\ \\ =* // UP,ON THE ||||||>> * * ( __ ) LAUNCH PAD // * * * . _ (oo) * // *= *= * BOOM * () // *= * * * ==* \\ ________________________________________________ = * \\ ============================================== // // !! \\ \\ // // || \\ \\ (__) (oo) /'^^^-m (__) / '' ` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || * ^ ^ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula ____ ____ |+++++| |++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| |++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __ | | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| -----(__)--| &nbbsp; \__\/ _(__)_ \ ---------------------------------- o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * \ | __________________________________/ | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / / /\ \ \___/ \___/ / / \ \ ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...? (__) (__) (__) (----------) (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------) /| || /| || /| || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter * (__) (__) (__) (__) \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking (__) (oo) (__) o * (__) \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/ ---/ --** / | / | | *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ //__ Cow Cow pooing Cow marching standing Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls! (__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/ ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^ /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \// (___) ( -- \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support. Zzz z z z z z z z \O >> NOTE: When drawing new cows, please DO NOT use tabs! Thanks! << PLEASE DISTRIBUTE THIS FILE WIDELY -- IT IS *NOT* COPYRIGHTED. (Besides, this is a classic that NO ONE should miss!) to main cow page to 1991 cows page .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/rabbit9409.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/rabbit9409.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Barnyard Fall 1994 Rabbits Thank you David A. Bader... .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. THE WORLD OF THE *** * * * * * * * * *** *** *** *** * *** * * * * * * * * * * * * *** *** *** * ** \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ @------|oo| @------|oo| @------|oo| @------|oo| | \../ | \../ | \../ | \../ | |---|-| | |---|-| | |---|-| | |---|-| ====================================================== \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ @------|oo| @------|oo| @------|oo| @------|oo| | \../ | \../ | \../ | \../ | |---|-| | |---|-| | |---|-| | |---|-| rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit \__/ @------|oo| | \../ | |---@@@@ Rabbit eating someone's cabbages | |---|-| | ** /^^\ @------|..| /--\ Rabbit caught eating someone's cabbages \__/ @-----() | \../ | |---|-| Rabbit wearing earmuffs | | \__/| @-----((oo)) | \../ | |---|-| Rabbit scuba diving \__/ @------|oo| | \../ / /---/-/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^ |||||||||||| |||||||||||| Rabbit show jumping \ !! / \ / \__/ @------|OO| | \../ | |---|-| Rabbit in shock \__/ @------|oo| | \../ | |@--|-| Male rabbit \__/ @------|oo| | \../ | |^__|-| Female rabbit ___ \__/ / @---|..| . z Z /__ /_ __\../ """""^"^""^"^""" Rabbit asleep \__/ @------|\/| | \../ | |---|-| Constapated rabbit \__/ @------|OO| | \../ :: | |---|-| Unconstapated rabbit \__/ @------|oo| | \../--== | |---|-| Rabbit eating carrot \__/ @------|oo| | \../- | |---|-| Rabbit eating carrot (5 minutes later) ========= =============== \__/ _\==================|OO| /==================\../ =============== ========= Carrot eating rabbit \__/ @------|**| => \ / | \../ => \***/ | |---|--\@- ^^^ Arnold Schwarzenibbler _/\_ @------|--| | \../ | |---|-| Chinese rabbit \__/ |oo| \../ || Rabbit (frontal view) \__/ |__| | | Rabbit (rear view) \__/ @---------------|oo| | \../ | |------------|-| Sausage rabbit \__/ @-------|@@| | \../ | |@\--|-| | | \ | | Excited rabbit \__/ @-=====|oo| |=====\../ | |===|-| Rabbit wearing woolly sweater \__/ @------|oo| | \../ ~~~~ |-|---|-| /~~~~ ---------/~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rabbit surfing \__/ @------|oo| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rabbit surfing badly \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rabbit surfing REALLY badly \__/\__/ @-----|oo||oo|-----@ | \../\../ | | |---|-| |-|---| | Pair of rabbits _________ / | | | | \ /| | | | | |\ / | | | | | | \ |_____________| \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \__/ @------|oo| | \../ | |---|-| Rabbit paratrooping || \ || / || || \__/ @------|OO| || | \../ || | |---|-| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rabbit paratropping without a parachute @------\ | \ | ---|-| Headless rabbit _ \__/ / \ @------|UU| | | | \../ /xxx\ \ /---\-/ |___| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Legless rabbit Credits: All rabbits by Ritchie (rps92@ecs.soton.ac.uk) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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File: mirrors/jgs/data/religion.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/religion.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ______ '-._ ```"""---.._ ,-----.:___ `\ ,;;;, '-.._ ```"""--.._ |,%%%%%% _ , '. `\;;;; -\ _ _.'/\ .' `-.__ \ ,;;;;" .__{=====/_)==:_ || Religious ,===/ ```";,,,,,,,;;;;;'`-./.____,'/ / '.\/ ASCII Art '---/ ';;;;;;;;' `--.._.' / ,===/ '-. `\/ '---/ ,'`. | ; __.-' \ ,' jgs \______,,.....------'''`` `---` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028022856oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/amzgrace.mid)Midi Controls Angel Cat and Dog Rosary Angels Bible Angels w/Swords First Communion Girl Pearly Gates Nativity Grim Reaper Nuns Devils- 5 line St. Nicholas or St. Patrick Devil/Demon Minister / Priests / Monks / Crosses Rabbi Cross at Calvalry Pope Girl Praying Eve / Adam Christian Fish Logos Ten Commandments Chalice and Host Mary & Baby Jesus Lilies Holy Family Star of David Ode to Mother Teresa Menorah/Hanukkiah Nandyavarta Lion & the Lamb Om Praying Hands Churches (link to Building pg) Virgin Mary Christmas (link to Christmas pg) Easter (link to Easter pg) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ angel kitty and angel dog ]=- 9/00 ___ ,_ '---' _, \ `-._|\_/|_.-' / | =)'T'(= | \ /`"`\ / jgs '._\) (/_.' | | /\ /\ \ T / (/ \)\ )) (( \) ___ ,_ '---' _, \ `-._.---._.-' / | //. .\\ | | (/\ Y /\) | \ / `"` \ / jgs '._\) (/_.' | | /\ _ /\ \ / \ / (/ \) -=[ angel on a cloud ]=- 4/00 _ === _ / \(_)/ \ | / \ | | \\ // | \_/ \_/ .--" / \ `"-. ( ( '.___.' ,') (__,-. )--' jgs '.____)--' -=[ angel ]=- 7/99 _..._ (,-'-,) / `"""` \ | /_ _\ | .--.\( _ )/.--. / .' '-...-' '. \ | / _/|\_ \ | / | -' \|/ '- | \ / \__..-'-..__/ \ ( / \ ) '-'._/ \_.'-' / \ ( ) jgs \ / `'-._____.-'` -=[ angel painting a star ]=- 7/999 , _/ \_ _,--. < , > .-'.' /(/.\ .' .' .""". `/ ` / / / \ /) ; ; ,_.;._ _;-'}/ | | '. )( /' | | /'-._/\_.-' ; ; \_.' \ , \ \ / | _.'/ '. `'-\ /.-/.;,\ '-._ `"""""`_.|`"""`| jgs `"("\/")` |# | \(_/ `-...-' -=[ kneeling angel ]=- 12/99 _..._ ,;;;;;;;;;, / _,' _ \ | \ - - / | \_> - <_/ ,__.-"""-.-`. .'-.-"""-.__, '-. /_.'-.-'._\ .-' \_ / .-.-. \ _/ './ \/|/ \|\/ \-' | | | | \__.' '.__/ | | | | | | | | | | jgs \__,_,__/ -=[ angel ]=- 2/97 * * *%%* ,,,,, *%%* *%%%%%* W*W*W*W *%%%%%* *%%%%%%%* {//"\\}*%%%%%%%* *%%%%%%%%%*{{/6.6\}}*%%%%%%%%%* *%%%%%%%%%%%*{{( = )}}*%%%%%%%%%%%* *%%%%%%%%%%%%*}}}}) ({{{{*%%%%%%%%%%%%* *%%%%%%%%%%%* {{{{ }}}} *%%%%%%%%%%%* *%%%%%%%%%* We are each of us *%%%%%%%%%* *%%%%%* angels with only one wing*%%%%%* jgs *%%* And we can only fly *%%* * embracing each other. * -Luciano Decrescenzo -=[ angel blowing horn ]=- 1/98 ______ '-._ ```"""---.._ ,-----.:___ `\ ,;;;, '-.._ ```"""--.._ |,%%%%%% _ , '. `\;;;; -\ _ _.'/\ .' `-.__ \ ,;;;;" .__{=====/_)==:_ || ,===/ ```";,,,,,,,;;;;;'`-./.____,'/ / '.\/ '---/ ';;;;;;;;' `--.._.' / ,===/ '-. `\/ '---/ ,'`. | ; __.-' \ ,' jgs \______,,.....------'''`` `---` -=[ angel ]=- 7/98 .-"""-. , (_ _ \ /| ____ _ )= `) ) ,"";, |(| ()___>===(()====( ( (//``;\\ (| ||~\__ `) ( ) ;|| || `==\--`.-; ;|| \\ / |`-._, ;\\ , `---;` / `._`\\ ,/| >~~~~`._ `"` |(| / ' `""---.....___ (| | '. ' _ . ``\ \ '-. '- . _ / \ '. - ._`\ '. '. '-.. _/ jgs '._ - ._ _/ `-..__ .-'` `"'""` -=[ angel ]=- 12/98 _..---.._ .' .-'''-. '. / .' _..._'. \ __ : : /`;' ) : : _,="`\ ,--''` ``'.; : |; ,-; : ; __..==""==.,_| `-, `; .\; / ^\ _,.="// '-,_.--._ '.(;_.'__/`_.-'`\ ,.--''`` _..=. `'--.// `` \ `--, '` `- |_\ '-. | `-._ _.;--`-..___,.-'` `'-...-_:',;`==,| \ _.--',=" / /"=;="=, _.' ,=".-'` .' /| ,=" _.--' .-' "=, : .' | ", `;._ .--'.' .-' .' . ; ,;;\_ . '._.'--'` -' / ,;;;._ '-._ .''.__.' `\_ .' '._ / '._ .(` jgs '._ ';./ `;` -=[ pixies or angels in the garden ]=- 4/98 -=====- -=====- _..._ _..._ .~ `~. .~` ~. ,_ / } { \ _, ,_\'--, \ _.'`~~/ \~~`'._ / ,--'/_, \'--,_`{_,} -( )- {,_}`_,--'/ '.`-.`\;--,___.'_ _'.___,--;/`.-`.' '._`/ |_ _{@} {@}_ _| \`_.' / ` |-';/ _ \;'-| ` \ / \ / | _ {@}_ | \ / \ / '--;_ _ {@} _Y{@} _;--' \ _\ `\ {@}\Y/_{@} Y/ /` /_ / |`-.___. / \Y/\|{@}Y/\|// \ .___,-'| \ ^^jgs^^`--`------'`--`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^`--`'------`--`^^^^^^^ -=====- _..._ .~ `~. ,_ / } ,_\'--, \ _.'`~~/ \'--,_`{_,} -( '.`-.`\;--,___.'_ '._`/ |_ _{@} / ` |-';/ _ / \ / | _ {@}_ / '--;_ _ {@} _Y{@} _\ `\ {@}\Y/_{@} Y/ / |`-.___. / \Y/\|{@}Y/\|// ^^^jgs^^^`--`------'`--`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ angel ]=- 5/98 _ *"_"* __ /`_`\ __ .' '. | / \ | .' '. , / ')\^_^/(' \ , \`--' . (_.> <._) . '--`/ '.__.' '._/ \_/ \_.' '.__.' / , _ , \ \ \_/|\_/ / \ //^\\ / \/` `\/ | | | | | | | | .. ..:::.| | ..::::. .. ..::::..::::... .::::::::| |:::::::::::::::. ::::::::::::::::::.:::::::::::| |:::::::::::::::::. ':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| |::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| |::::::::::::::::::' '':::' '::::::::::::::::\_.__./:::::::::::::::'' '':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' jgs '::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::'' '':::::'' '''::::::'' _ *"_"* _..._ /`_`\ _..._ .' '. | / \ | .' '. , / ')\^_^/(' \ , \`--' .--. (_.> <._) .--. '--`/ '.__.' '._/ \_/ \_.' '.__.' / _ \ \ \_/|\_/ / \ //^\\ / \/` `\/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs | | \_.__./ _ "we are each of us angels with but one wing, _ *"_"* and can only fly by embracing each other" *"_"* /_ `\ _..._ _..._ /`_`\ |/ `-.| .' '. .' '. ( / \ ) \^_^/ / \ -Luciano Decrescenzo , / ')\^_^/( __> <_/ \ , \`--' .--. (_.> <._)` '-' `\ .---. '--`/ jgs '.__.' '._/ \_/ \ \.' '.__.' -=[ angel ]=- 3/98 .-""-. _______ .-""-. .'_.-. | ,*********, | .-._'. / _/ / **` `** \ \_ \ /.--.' | | **,;;;;;,** | | '.--.\ / .-`-| | ;//;/;/;\\; | |-`-. \ ;.--': | | /;/;/;//\\;\\ | | :'--.; | _\.'-| | ((;(/;/; \;\);) | |-'./_ | ;_.-'/: | | );)) _ _ (;(( | | :\'-._; | | _:-'\ \(((( \ );))/ /'-:_ | | ; .:` '._ \ );))\ " /(((( / _.' `:. ; |-` '-.;_ `-\(;(;((\ = /););))/-` _;.-' `-| ; / .'\ |`'\ );));)/`---`\((;(((./`'| /'. \ ; | .' / `'.\-((((((\ /))));) \.'` \ '. | ;/ /\_/-`-/ ););)| , |;(;(( \` -\_/\ \; |.' .| `;/ (;(|'==/|\=='|);) \;` |. '.| | / \.'/ / _.` | `._ \ \'./ \ | \| ; |; _,.-` \_/Y\_/ `-.,_ ;| ; |/ \ | ;| ` | | | ` |. | / `\ || | | | || /` jgs `:_\ _\/ \/_ /_:' `"----""` `""----"` -=[ blonde angel ]=- 3/98 ...my daughter Maureen... .-""-. .-""-. .'_.-. | | .-._'. / _/ / _______ \ \_ \ /.--.' | | `=======` | | '.--.\ / .-`-| | _.---._ | |-`-. \ ;.--': | | .' / '. | | :'--.; | _\.'-| | / _/ \ | |-'./_ | ;_.-'/: | | / .-'` '. \ | | :\'-._; | | _:-'\ \.' | ^ _ ^ | './ /'-:_ | | ; .:` '._ \.' \ _ / \ / _.' `:. ; |-` '-.;_ ./ '.___.' '.` _;.-' `-| ; / .'\ | | _.' '._ \'| /'. \ ; | .' / `'.| .' `"---"` '. |'` \ '. | ;/ /\_/-`\ | | /-\_/\ \; |.' .| `; \ | | | | /;` |. '.| | / \.'\_/\ | :--"""--: | /`_/'./ \ | \| ; | ; |/) | | | | (\| : | ; |/ \ | ; | // \.'-.....-'./ \\ | ; | / `\ | |`/ .' / ;|: | \ '. |`| | /` jgs .-:_/ \_.-' .' / ' . : '. '. /`\_:' | \``` .' ; \ `: \ \ ' `'. .--'\ | ' ' . `-._ /`;--' /_.' . `-. | `--` / \ \ \ .' ' '-. | \ ' ' __\ | '. . _.-' `) / '-._ _.-' `| .-` _.' `'--....____.--'| (` _.-' / | | \ `"` \__/ \__/ -=[ dark-haired angel ]=- 3/98 ...my daughter Molly... .-""-. .-""-. .'_.-. | | .-._'. / _/ / _______ \ \_ \ /.--.' | | `=======` | | '.--.\ / .-`-| | ,ooooo, | |-`-. \ ;.--': | | .d88888/8b. | | :'--.; | _\.'-| | d8888888/888b | |-'./_ | ;_.-'/: | | d8888P"` 'Y88b | | :\'-._; | | _:-'\ \.d88(` ^ _ ^ )88b./ /'-:_ | | ; .:` '._ \.d88888\ _ /88888b / _.' `:. ; |-` '-.;_ .d88888888b.___.d8888888b.` _;.-' `-| ; / .'\ | 888888888P' 'Y888888888b'| /'. \ ; | .' / `'.8888888P' `"---"` 'Y88888888'` \ '. | ;/ /\_/-`Y888888| |8888888P-\_/\ \; |.' .| `; Y88888| | | |888888P;` |. '.| | / \.'\_/Y8888| :--"""--: |8888P`_/'./ \ | \| ; | ; |/8888| | | |8888\| : | ; |/ \ | ; | /d8888\.'-.....-'./8888b\ | ; | / `\ | |`d8888P' / ;|: | \ 'Y88888`| | /` jgs .-:_/ Y8;=' .' / ' . : '. '888P`\_:' | \``` .' ; \ `: \ \ ' `'. .--'\ | ' ' . `-._ /`;--' /_.' . `-. | `--` / \ \ \ .' ' '-. | \ ' ' __\ | '. . _.-' `) / '-._ _.-' `| .-` _.' `'--....____.--'| (` _.-' / | | \ `"` \__/ \__/ -=[ angel ]=- 10/00 _, .-~~~-. ,_ .'/ (*~*~/~*) \'. / / ( /```\ ) \ \ / | (` ^)^ `) | \ ; \ ( \ = / ) / ; | \( .)'-'(. )/ | | ( /` \ / `\ ) | ; ; Y ; ; \ | , | / '. | /|\ | .' '-| \/ T \/ |-' \ |/ \| / | |===| | ; / \ ; \_/ \_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs | | |*~*~*~*| `-.....-' -=[ angel ]=- 9/00 __.....__ .-" "-. .' '. / _..._ \ ; .;//T\\;. ; | /////\\\\\\ | ; |////\\\\\\\| ; \ |/ __ __ \| / '. )\ ` , ` /( .' ///'.__=__.'\\\ ,_ _.-"`/`\__ __/`\`"-._ _, | \'-.___.-` / _"_ \ `-.___.-'/ | \ '-. | / | \ | .-' / '-. \ | ) | ( | / .-' \ '._ | /'.|.'\ | _.' / '._ `'. | .' / \ '. | .'` _.' `'. \ | / \ | / .'` \ '-\__/ \__/-' / '-..-| |-..-' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ("-.___.-") /'._ _.'\ jgs _.' `"""` '._ _,.-' '-.,_ ( \ _._ _._ _._ / ) \ '-'_ '-.-' _ '-.-' _'-' / '--' `'.___.' '.___.'` '--' -=[ angel ]=- 10/97 ****** __ /`__`\ .=.| ('') |.=. /.-.\ _)(_ /.-.\ |: / ~~ \ :| \ : | (__) | : / | : \_/\_/ : | |: /| |\ :| \_/` | | `\_/ | | | | jgs |~~~~| '----' -=[ angels ]=- 6/97 == <^\()/^> \/ \/ jgs / \ `''` == == "we are each of us angels <^\()/\()/^> with but one wing, \/ \/ \/ and can only fly by / \/ \ embracing each other" jgs `""``""` -=[ angels ]=- 3/97 === (`\(")/`) > /~\ < (// \\) `| |` jgs |_| ' ' _ === ( `\( ) `> /~\* (_/ /\I \ \ jgs / / \/ ` *** _ {(")} _ { `\.U./` } `>/)*(\<` {(/ \)} / \ jgs '-------' -=[ Guardian Angel ]=- 3/97 .="""=." /__ .. `"." ` `".`: `." <*^*^*>\ : ." (((()\ | : ." < ^((()|| : ." __, /\, = )))/ : ." .-"`{*} \_/ `~)_\/.' ." ." ::{*} \ \ / |: ." / .:. {*} \ \/ / |: ." |:: ' ::{*} \ / |: ." {^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^} |`"""|._.=" |^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^| | \ | .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. | | `\ | ' :: ' :: ' :: ' :: ' | / `\ | .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. | | `\ | ' :: ' :: ' :: ' :: ' | | `""-. _ {"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"} \ `\\ jgs `.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.` `-.__..-.__.-._.-\) -=[ Prayer to Computer Angel ]=- 3/97 _____________ |.-----------.| A Prayer to my || _ || COMPUTER ANGEL: || (\o/) || || /_\ || Guide my keystrokes, ||___________|| Keep my programs alive, `-)-------(-' Protect me from viruses, [=== -- o ]--. Back up my drive. __'---------'__ \ [::::::::::: :::] ) Amen. `""'"""""'""""`/T\ jgs \_/ _____________ _ *** |.--- *** ---.| ( `\( ) * A Prayer to my || (`\( )/`) || `> /~\_I COMPUTER ANGELS: || > /~\ < || (_/ /\/ || (// \\) || \ \ Guide my keystrokes, ||___`| |`___|| jgs / / Keep my programs alive, `-)--|_|--(-' \/ Protect me from viruses, [=== -- o ]--. ` Back up my drive. __'---------'__ \ [::::::::::: :::] ) Amen. `""'"""""'""""`/T\ jgs \_/ ~ praying angel ~ 9/96 _______ `*******' .---. ( --- ) ( /m m\ ) ___( = )___ .'----`\ /'----`. //' .-'': ;``-. `\\ // / Y \ \\ // / (|) \ \\ // : .-' | `-. ; \\ // `.__.-'^`-.__.' \\ ^. .^.^/ \^.^. .^ ^ / \ ^ / \ jgs _.' `._ '._ _.' `--..___ ___..--' ``` ~ an angel ~ 9/96 {\ {\ \ { ~\ \ _______ {* \ \ <:<:<:>:> { ~ * \ \(((//^^\ {* ~ \((((/ e e { * ~ * |))))c u ) {* * ////'_/~` {~ * (((( `.`\ `{.~ ~ )))`\ \))_.-. `{ ~ *(() `\_.-'`` `{.__.* `-*. .* ~ *. .*. * ~ *. .* . . *. .* ~ * *. .* * ~ *. jgs .* ~ . *. .* * . ~ * ~ *. ..* ~ * ~ *. ~~* ~~* ~~* ~~* ~~* ~~* ~ a singing angel ~ 9/96 __ {\ <__> {\ \ _)( _ { ~\ \ _______ //|! _.-'| {* \ \ <:<:<:>:> //||! | | { ~ * \ \(((//^^\ //|||! | () {* ~ \((((/ e e //||||! () { * ~ * |))))c o ) //|||||! {* * ////'_/~` //||||||! {~ * (((( `.`\ //|||||||! _ `{.~ ~ )))`\ \))_.-||||||! |`-._ _. `{ ~ *(() `\_.-'`|||||||! | | |=' `{.__.* `-*. ||||||||||! () | | .* ~ *.||||||||||! () () .*. * ~ *.|||||||||! .* . . *.||||||||! .* ~ * *.|||||||! .* * ~ *.\|||||! jgs .* ~ . *. `\|||! .* * . ~ * ~ *. :~~: ..* ~ * ~ *. .::::::. ~~* ~~* ~~* ~~* ~~* ~~* .::::::::::. * angel * 11/96 <***> _ //^\\ _ / \/('_')\/ \ | \/`-'\/ | | / , \ | | ( -.!.- ) | | './_\.' | | | | | | | | | | /| |\ | |/' | | `\| ' / \ ' jgs / \ `"""""""` -=[ tiny angels ]=- 11/96 _ _ (\o/) {\o/} jgs /_\ /_\ -=[ angel ]=- 12/96 {\ *** /} {{\ _ /}} {{{\(_)/}}} {{{(_j_)}}} {{{/ \}}} {/ \} jgs / \ (_______) -=[ male angel ]=- 1/97 .--------. <<<<*>>>> .--------. / .-----. \ ,#####, / .-----. \ / /{{{{{{{`. \ #_ _# / .`}}} }}}\ \ / /{{ {{{ {{ ".\|6` `6|/."}} }}}} }}\ \ { {{ {{{ {{{{ {{;| u |;} }} }} }} }}} } { {{{{ {{{{ {{{{ \ = /}}} }} }} }}} } } { { {{{ {{{{{ {{{|\___/|} }} }} }}}} }} } { {{{ {{{ {{____/: :\____}}}}}} }}} } { {{{{.'"""`.-===-\ /-===-.`"""'.}} } } { {{{/ ""-.-"" \}}} } jgs \ \/' '\/ / -=[ sleeping angel ]=- 1/97 * __ *________________________* * .oO/**/oo. * / _____________________\ * * OOO/**/OOOOo. * / / = - = - = = } OOO/**/OOOOOOO_ / /- = -- == === - - -- } * OOO/**/OOOOOP`( \ / / == - == -= -= -= - =- -= -} * OOO/**/OOP ') ,--,__,-"- =-= -== -=- =- -=} OO/**/OP / \ / / _/`---. =-= - -= } * __Y/**/OP , |/ / `"-_~~~~~~~~`__ ( \*/OP / \ , | / _/ (.`"""-. )__ * ( ^"'`\ ` / _/ _/ / `"'-. .)__ ' (. ') `\ ~~`__/ / ; ) ( ' `---' . . / ___) . " - (__) ( . (____ ----' ____) (__________) . ( .' ) ) ( . ( . ) ______) ----'_____) __) ) '-(____(__)___________) (________). (___________)jgs -=[ angel w/candle ]=- 12/96 .-. <*****> .-. / _ \.-----./ _ \ | /:\(((((()))/ \ | ||' :(( '_' )): `|| ||: \`---'/ :|| || :/' ) `\: || ||: / (,) \ || || / ,__[_]__, \:|| ||:\___)_=_(___/ || || : || ||: || || / | | \ || ||:| | | |:|| | / | | \ | |/ | | \| | | jgs | | |~~~~~| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ praying angel ]=- 12/96 .-. <*****> .-. / _ \.-----./ _ \ | / \((())))))/ \ | ||: :(( '_' )): `|| || : )))---((( : || || ((( _ ))) :|| ||: :/ /|\ \: || || / ,/\|/\, \ :|| ||: \___/ \___/ || || : || || : || || / | | \ || ||:| | | |:|| | / | | \ | |/ | | \| | | jgs | | |*****| ~~~~~~~ -=[ singing angel ]=- 12/96 .-. <+++++> .-. / _ \.-----./ _ \ | /:\((/. .\))/ \ | ||' :(( o )): `|| ||: ((`---')) :|| || :(((\ /))): || ||: / ^ \ || || / ,\\\ ///, \:|| ||:\___\\V//___/ || || : || ||: || || / | | \ || ||:| | | |:|| | / | | \ | |/ | | \| | | jgs | | |+++++| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ trio of angels ]=- 12/96 .-. <~~~~~> .-. .-. <*****> .-. .-. <+++++> .-. / _ \.-----./ _ \ / _ \.-----./ _ \ / _ \.-----./ _ \ | /:\(((((()))/ \ | | / \((())))))/ \ | | / \((/. .\))/ \ | ||' :(( '_' )): `|| ||: :(( '_' )): `|| || :(( o )) : || ||: \`---'/ :|| || : )))---((( : || ||: (('---')) || || :/' ) `\: || || ((( _ ))) :|| || (((\ /))): || ||: / (,) \ || ||: :/ /|\ \: || || : / ^ \ :|| || / ,__[_]__, \:|| || / ,/\|/\, \ :|| || / \\\ /// \: || ||:\___)_._(___/ || ||: \___/ \___/ || ||: \__\\V//__/ || || : || ||: || || : || || : || || :|| || :|| || / | | \ || || / | | \ || ||: / | | \: || ||:| | | |:|| ||:| | | |:|| || | | | |:|| | / | | \ | | / | | \ | ||/ | | \|| |/ | | \| |/ | | \| |/ | | \| | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs |~~~~~| |*****| |+++++| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ praying angels ]=- 10/98 -====- .--._ ( __) .--. ( / -( /.-. \( | _/ / /-'\ \) (\ /\ / /-'/`\(_ ) ) /\/ /_/-'/-' \\ '-' / /_/-'/-' | '.__.' /_/-'/-'/ | /_/-' | \ / \ _.-' \ (` / jgs '----'`'------' -====- .--. .--._ /.-. \ ( __) /-'/.\-\ ( / -( /_/-/.-\ \( | _/ /_/_/ /-'\ \) (\ /\ /_' / /-/ `\(_ ) ) /\/ /_/_/-'/ \\ '-' / /_'/_/-' | '.__.' /_'/_/' / | /_/-' | \ / \ _.-' \ (` / jgs '----'`'------' -=[ kneeling angel ]=- 12/99 _..._ ,;;;;;;;;;, / _,' _ \ | \ - - / | \_> - <_/ ,__.-"""-.-`. .'-.-"""-.__, '-. /_.'-.-'._\ .-' \_ / .-.-. \ _/ './ \/|/ \|\/ \-' | | | | \__.' '.__/ | | | | | | | | | | jgs \__,_,__/ -=[ angel ]=- 5/97 <*****> ."^". ,;;;, ."^". {.'^'.\//a a\\/.'^'.} {{ (( L )) }} {{ \ = / }} {{ .-'\`-`/'-. }} {{ / \_/ \ }} {{ / \ }} {{/ /| |\ \}} {| | | | | |} {\___| >===;=< |___/} {{(_/ | : | \_)}} {{ _/| : |\_ }} {{ _/ | : | \_ }} jgs {{/ | : | \}} `-` | : | `-` | : | | : | | : | |___:_| (_/ \_) -=[ angel ]=- 11/97 .-"". _____ .""-. //.==.\ (*****) /.==.\\ ;//:::'||,;;;;;,||.:::\\; ||::::.\((((/\)))/.::::|| ||:::. )))a a((( .:::|| ||:::. ((( ^ ))) ':::|| ||::. )))-^-((( .:::|| ||::' (((\\_//))) .::|| ||::. / \_/ \ '::|| ||:: / \ ::|| ||::/ | | \::|| ||:/ ; ; \:|| ||/ }===o={ \|| |`-,_ ; ( ; _,-'| ||(_/'._| ) |_.'\_)|| ||::. || ( || .::|| ||::. / | ) | \ '::|| ||:' | | | | .:|| ||::/ | | \::|| ;|:| | | |:|; \/ | | \/ jgs | | |:.:.:.:| :':':':': -=[ 7 line angel ]=- 11/97 === /^\( )/^\ | / \ | | /| |\ | \/ | | \/ jgs |_| -=[ angel ]=- 11/97 .--,.-, /.-',\:.\ .===. ,;;,;;, /; \\:.\/ _) ;;;;;;;;; |' \\:( _,`'> ';;;;;' |; \\(_/ ._= ';' |; ;/ /`|\ /, _/ |-' `\ /; __//( \_,;;,;;, |; __/ / \ /);;;;;;) | _/|/ / \/`';;;;;' ,;;,;;, |/ / ( ';' ;;;;;;;;; ( .-, \ ';;;;;' ) /`\ ) \ ';' '._/|/| |.' jgs _// \| | / || |/ / | `\| ' -=[ angel ]=- 11/97 ,='"`````"'=, ; .-=-. ; ', /=====\ ,' "=|/"""\|=" \^ ^/ / '-' \ / _ \ / /|\ \ | \_/ | \_/ | | |/ \| | \__| |__/ | | | | | | | | | | jgs |'.'.'.'| '.'.'.'.' -=[ angels ]=- 11/97 _......._ :_ _: ,---.,_ ''''''' _,.---, {_=_-=._'-. .-"""""-. .-'_.-=_=_} {-=_- `'.\ / \ /.'` =_-=} {-_= \\| (_((_(( |// =_-} {-_=- \( (* *) )/ =-_=} {_-=_=- ) ) ^ ( ( -=_=-_} {_=_-=- (_\ '-' /_) -=-_=_} {_-_=_ `) (` -_=_} {_-= .-`\ /`-. -=_} {_= / ^ \ =_} '-/ _.=. .=._ \-' jgs \/_) ` (_\/ |\ /| | '. .' | | '.' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | '-'-'-'-'-' _......._ :_ _: ,______ ''''''' ______, {_=_-=._'-. .-"""""-. .-'_.-=_=_} {-=_- `'.\ / \ /.'` =_-=} {-_= \\| (_((_(( |// =_-} {-_=- \( (* *) )/ =-_=} {_-=_=- ) ) ^ ( ( -=_=-_} {_=_-=- (_\ '-' /_) -=-_=_} {_-_=_ `) (` -_=_} {_-= .-`\ /`-. -=_} {_= / ^ \ =_} '-/ _.=. .=._ \-' \/_) ` (_\/ /\ /\ jgs / '. .' \ / '.' \ / \ / \ ';';';';';';';';';' | | | | | | |-|-| / / \ \ `"` `"` -=[ angel ]=- 11/98 -==- {\ ssss /} { \sS""Ss/ } { SS\__/SS } { /`\/`\ } {_| ( ) |_} \/)(\/ | | | | jgs / \ `""""""` -=[ angel ]=- 11/98 __ -=- __ /-.\//\/.-\ | \\_// | | / Y \ | | //)=(\\ | |/` | | `\| | _/| |\_ | |/ | | \| jgs |_| -=[ angels with sword & shield ]=- 5/97 (\ \\ \\ \\ <*****> \\ .=^=. .""". .=^=. \\ //```\\(/a a\)//```\\ \\{{ ( L ) }} \\{ _ __ \ = / }} \\/@.---,/'-'\,---. }} /(&\ |`-._/\_.-'| \ }} (@ \&\| || |\ \}} {{ \ |___o()o___| > )} {{ `|__((<>))__|` .'}} {{ \ o\/o /`` }} {{ ,'\ || /\', }} {{.' \ || / | '.}} /'.||.' / / // / ( /( / jgs / / \ \ / / \ \ ___/ _/ __\ _\ (______) (______) (\ \\ \\ \\ <*****> \\ .=^=. .""". .=^=. \\ //```\\(/a a\)//```\\ \\{{ ( L ) }} \\{ _ __ \ = / }} \\/@.---,/'-'\,---. }} /(&\ |`-._/\_.-'| \ }} (@ \&\| || |\ \}} {{ \ |___o()o___| > )} {{ `|__((<>))__|` .'}} {{ \ o\/o /`` }} {{ ,'\ || / ', }} {{.' \ || /| '.}} |'.||.' | | : | | : | | : | | : | | : | | : | |____:__| (_/ \_) .--.-. ( ( )__ (_, \ ) ,_) '- \\---' _\\ \\ . '.\:.' .':`(\ ' \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ _ \\/@) /(&\ (@(\&\ <*****> ` \/ \.=^=. .""". .=^=. \ \```\\(/a a\)//```\\ \ \ ( L ) }} {\ \ __ \ = / }} {{\ '--,/'-'\,---. }} {{ \ |`-._/\_.-'| \ }} {{ \| || |\ \}} {{ |___o()o___| > )} {{ |__((<>))__|` .'}} {{ \ o\/o /`` }} {{ ,'\ || / ', }} {{.' \ || /| '.}} |'.||.' | | : | | : | | : | | : | | : | | : | jgs |____:__| (_/ \_) -=[ The Pearly Gates ]=- 6/97 == == <^\()/^> <^\()/^> \/ \/ \/ \/ /__\ . ' . /__\ == /\ . | . /\ == <^\()/^> !_\/ ' | ' \/_! <^\()/^> \/ \/ !_/I_|| . ' \'/ ' . ||_I\_! \/ \/ /__\ /I_/| || -== + ==- || |\_I\ /__\ /_ \ !//| | || ' . /.\ . ' || | |\\! /_ \ (- ) /I/ | | || . | . || | | \I\ (= ) \__/!//| | | || ' | ' || | | |\\!\__/ / \I/ | | | || ' . ' * || | | | \I/ \ {_ __} | | | || || | | | {____} _!__|= || | | | || * + || | | | || |__!_ _I__| ||__|__|__|_|| A ||_|__|__|__||- |__I_ -|--|- ||--|--|--|-|| __/_\__ * ||-|--|--|--||= |--|- | | || | | | || /\-'o'-/\ || | | | || | | | |= || | | | || _||:<_>:||_ || | | | ||= | | | |- || | | | || * /\_/=====\_/\ * || | | | ||= | | | |- || | | | || __|:_:_[I]_:_:|__ || | | | ||- | | _|__| ||__|__|__|_||:::::::::::::::::::::||_|__|__|__|| |__|_ -|--|= ||--|--|--|-||:::::::::::::::::::::||-|--|--|--||- |--|- jgs|- || | | | ||:::::::::::::::::::::|| | | | ||= | | ~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~ -=[ angel of death ]=- 1/97 /\ || ____ (((+))) _||_ /.--.\ .-. /.||.\ /., \\(0.0)// || \\ /;`";/\ \\|m|// || ;\ |: \ \__`:`____||__:| |: \__ \T/ (@~)(~@)| |: _/| |\_\/ :| |: / | | \ :| |' / | | \ '| \_/ | | \_/ | | |_____| jgs |_____| -=[ Grim Reaper ]=- 6/97 .""--.._ [] `'--.._ ||__ `'-, `)||_ ```'--.. \ _ /|//} ``--._ | .'` `'. /////} `\/ / .""".\ //{/// / /_ _`\\ // `|| | |(_)(_)|| _// || | | /\ )| _///\ || | |L====J | / |/ | || / /'-..-' / .'` \ | || / | :: | |_.-` | \ || /| `\-::.| | \ | || /` `| / | | | / || |` \ | / / \ | || | `\_| |/ ,.__. \ | || / /` `\ || || | . / \|| || | | |/ || / / | ( || / . / ) || | \ | || / | / || |\ / | || \ `-._ | / || \ ,//`\ /` | || ///\ \ | \ || |||| ) |__/ | || |||| `.( | || `\\` /` / || /` / || jgs / | || | \ || / | || /` \ || /` | || `-.___,-. .-. ___,' || `---'` `'----'` .""--..__ _ [] ``-.._ .'` `'. ||__ `-._ / ,-.\ ||_ ```---..__ `-. / /:::\\ /|//} ``--._ `. | |:::|| |////} `-. \ | |:::|| //'/// `.\ | |:::|| // ||' `| jgs / |:::|/ _,-//\ || hh /` |:::|`-,__,-'` |/ \ || /` | |'' || \ ||| /` \ | || | /|| |` | | |) \ | || | \ | / ,.__ \| || / ` /` `\ | || | / \ / || | | | / || / / | `( || / . / ) || | \ | ________|| / | / `-------.| |\ / | || \/`-._ | / || // `. /` | || //`. `. | \ || ///\ `-._ )/ | || //// ) .(/ | || |||| ,'` ) / // |||| / / || `\\` /` | // |` \ || / | // /` \ // /` | || `-.___,-. .-. ___,' (/ `---'` `'----'` tweaked/diddled by: Herman Hiddema mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod/ retweaked/rediddled by me (jgs) :) -=[ reapers ]=- 10/98 ,____ |---.\ ___ | ` / .-\ ./=) | |"|_/\/| ; |-;| /_| / \_| |/ \ | / \/\( | | / |` ) | / \ _/ | /--._/ \ | `/|) | / / | | .' | | jgs / \ | (_.-.__.__./ / ____, /.---| ` | ___ (=\. /-. \ |\/\_|"| | |_\ |;-| ; | / \| |_/ \ | )/\/ \ | ( '| \ | | \_ / \ | / \_.--\ \ | (|\` | | \ | | '. | / \ jgs \ \.__.__.-._) -=[ 5 line devil ]=- 12/96 (_)L|J ) (") | ( ,(. A `/ \-| (,`) )' (' \/\ / | ) (. jgs (' ),). _W_ | (,)' ) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ L|J(_) ) | (") ( ,(. |`/ \- y (,`) )' (' | \ /\/ ) (. jgs (' ),) | _W_ (,)' ). -=[ little devil ]=- 1/99 ,, W () , `) |->< ) , jgs | )(\_v (, ` ) -=[ devil ]=- 11/98 v (__)v | v /\/\\_|_/ _\__/ | / \/`\<`) \ ( |\_/ /)))-( | / /^ ^ \ | / )^/\^( | jgs )_//`__>> | # #` | -=[ devil ]=- 12/99 , , , , , <(__)> | | | | \/ | \_|_/ \^ ^/ | /\--/\ /| jgs / \/ \/ | -=[ demon/devil - faces ]=- 1/97 (\-"```"-/) //^\ /^\\ ;/ ~_\ /_~ \; | / \Y/ \ | (, \0/ \0/ ,) | / \ | | (_\._./_) | \ \v-.-v/ / jgs \ `===' / `-----` (\-"````"-/) //^\ /^\\ ;/ ~_\ /_~ \; | / \\// \ | (, \0/ \0/ ,) | / \ | | (_\.__./_) | \ \-v..v-/ / jgs \ `====' / `\\\///' '\\//' \/ -=[ demon ]=- 6/00 , |\ ____ \ \.-./ .-' T \ _ _( /| | |\ ) | .)(./ | | | | \( \_|_/ ( | \ | ) | \VvV | ( | |\,,\ | ) | | ^^^ | ) ( | |__ | ( ) / `-. _| ) ( / / `\ / ///_ | /jgs (((-|' ```| |\ ____ | \.-./ .-' \ _ _( | .)(./ | \( | \ | | \vvv | | |__ | jgs / `-. | -=[ crosses ]=- 2/97 .-. __| |__ [__ __] | | | | jgs | | '-' _ |w| __|O|__ \+-|-+/ ~<<|~ |+| jgs \| -=[ cross ]=- 6/98 |V| .::| |::. ::__| |__:: >____ ____< :: | | :: '::| |::' | | | | jgs |A| -=[ Celtic crosses ]=- 2/97 .-------. |(~\o/~)| _.||\/X\/||._ ,-" || \ / || "-, ,' () ||o X o|| () ', / () ,-|| / \ ||-, () \ : o ,' ||/\X/\|| ', o ; .----------._)~ ~(_.----------. |\/)~~(\/\ (~\ /~) /\/)~~(\/| |(X () X) >o >-X-< o< (X () X)| |/\)__(/\/ _(_/|\_)_ \/\)__(/\| '----------' ) ( '----------' ; o ', ||\/~\/|| ,' o ; \ () '-|| \o/ ||-' () / ', () |(~\ /~)| () ,' '-._ ||\/X\/|| _.-' '|| \ / ||' || X || ||\(/\/|| ||=)O(=|| ||/\/)\|| || X || || / \ || ||/\X/\|| jgs |(_/o\_)| '._____.' .-------. |(~\o/~)| _.||\/X\/||._ ,-" || \ / || "-, ,' () ||o X o|| () ', / () ,-|| / \ ||-, () \ : o ,' ||/\X/\|| ', o ; .----------._).-.-.(_.----------. |\/)~~(\/\ o ( ) o /\/)~~(\/| |(X () X) .-.\ : /.-. (X () X)| |/\)__(/\/( .`:`. )\/\)__(/\| '----------( /|\ )----------' ; o ', |"` | `"| ,' o ; \ () '-| /o\ |-' () / ', () |(~\ /~)| () ,' '-._ ||\/X\/|| _.-' '|| \ / ||' || X || ||\(/\/|| ||=)O(=|| ||/\/)\|| || X || || / \ || ||/\X/\|| jgs |(_/o\_)| '._____.' -=[ Celtic cross ]=- 6/99 _..._ .-|>X<|-. _//`|oxo|`\\_ /xo=._\X/_.=ox\ |<>X<>(_)<>X<>| \xo.='/X\'=.ox/ \\_/oxo\_// ';<>X<>;' |=====| |<>X<>| |oxoxo| |<>X<>| _|oxoxo|_ jgs.--' `"""""` '--. -=[ crucified Jesus ]=- 2/98 _ xxxx _ /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ `-._`'`_/'`.-' `\ /` | / /-.( \_._\ \ \`; > |/ / // |// jgs \(\ `` -=[ Jesus on cross ]=- 2/98 .======. | INRI | | | | | .========' '========. | _ xxxx _ | | /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ | | `-._`'`_/'`.-' | '========.`\ /`========' | | / | |/-.( | |\_._\ | | \ \`;| | > |/| | / // | | |// | | \(\ | | `` | | | | | | | | | \\jgs _ _\\| \// |//_ _ \// _ ^ `^`^ ^`` `^ ^` ``^^` `^^` `^ `^ -=[ crucifix ]=- 3/98 .-=====-. | .""". | | | | | | | | | | '---' | | | | | .-================-' '-================-. j| _ | g|.'o\ __ | s| '-.'. .'o.` | '-==='.'.=========-. .-========.'.-'===-' '.`'._ .===, | _.-' / '._ '-./ ,//\ _| _.-' _.' '-.| ,//' \-' ` .-' `//'_`--; ;.-' `\._ ;| | \`-' . | |_.-'-._| \ _'_ / |; -:- | || -.- \ |; .\ / `'\'`\-; ;` '. `_/ |,`-._; .; `;\ `.-'-; | \ \ | | `\ \ | | ) | | | / /` / | | /| | | | / | / | / |/ /| | \ / / | | /o | | | |_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | '-=====-' -=[ crosses at Calvary ]=- 4/97 | \ / .---. '-. | | .-' ___| |___ -= [ ] =- `---. .---' __||__ | | __||__ '-..-' | | '-..-' || | | || ||_.-| |-,_|| .-"` `"`'` `"-. jgs .' '. -=[ little girl praying ]=- 4/98 _..._ .~ `~. / } \ _.'`~~/ {_,} -( ,'-,___.' .-. / |_ /| __| |__ / ` |_/ [__ __] / \ / | | / '--;_ | | _\ `\ | | / |`-.___. / | | ^^^jgs^^^`--`------'`--`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ praying child ]=- _..._ .~` ~. { \ \~~`'._ / )- {,_} '.___,-', |\ _| \ \_| ` \ \ / \ _;--' \ /` /_ \ .___.-'| \ ^^^jgs^^^^^^^^`--`'------`--`^^^^^^^ -=[ fish symbols ]=- 4/98 .+. / | \ /--|--\ | | | | | | \ | / \|/ jgs /^\ / \ _....._ '. .-'` | `. ><---------|---) .' `-.,_ |_,' jgs ````` _....._ .' | `'-. / (---|--------->< '._| _,.-' \ jgs ````` _....._ .' `'-. / (- J-E-S-U-S ->< '._ _,.-' \ jgs ````` -=[ chalice and host ]=- 5/99 .-. /_|_\ _\ | /_ .-" '-' "-. |`-.__ __.-'| |:. ``` | \:. / '-::. _.-' \ / { } / \ .'`-`'. jgs / \ `-.....-' -=[ lilies ]=- 8/97 ,_('--, (.--; ,--')_, | ;--.) .-. |.| .-. \|\|/ .-. .-.`\|/|/`_ `\|/|/` ' `^jgs`^^`^``^``^``^``^`` -=[ star of David ]=- 5/97 /^\ / \ _______/_/_\ \_______ \ ____ ____\ \___ / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ / / \ / / / / / / / / \ / / \ / /_\ \_____/_/_\ \ /_____\ \___________\ \ \ / / jgs \ ` / \_/ -=[ menorahh/hanukkiah ]=- 9/97 ( ) ( ) ( (_) ( ( ) ( (_) (_) (_) (_) |~| (_) (_) (_) (_) |~| |~| |~| |~| |:| |~| |~| |~| |~| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| <+++> |:| |:| |:| |:| <+++> <+++> <+++> <+++> }~{ <+++> <+++> <+++> <+++> }~{ }~{ }~{ }~{ {+} }~{ }~{ }~{ }~{ {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {} {} {} {} {+} {} {} {} {} `{} `{} `{} {} {+} {} {}` {}` {}` `{} `{} `{} {}{+}{} {}` {}` {}` `'{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}+{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}'` `{}{}{}{}__/_\__{}{}{}{}` \/ \/ /\___/\ ~~\_/~~ {+} {+} __<+++>__ ___{}{}\O/{}{}___ __<+++++++++++++++++>__ jgs {}{}{}{}{}{/O\}{}{}{}{}{} `"""""""""""""""""""""""` There are 8 days to Chanukah. This allows for the 4 candles on each side of the Schamos, which is taller than the rest and the others are lit from. Each night, for all 8 nights, the candles are lit progressively. The first is lit on the first night. The first and second on the second night, and so on through all 8 nights, until all are lit. It is only used at the time of Chanukah and as the candles are lit a rememberance blessing is said. It is a fun holidays for the children, steeped in family tradition. from: Sandra Lee Wollin ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ The 8+1 candelabrum used for Hanukkah is rightly called a Hanukkiah -- but it is commonly called a Menorah by most people since they don't quite know the difference, but are savvy enough to understand about Menorahs. The Menorah is the 7-branched candelabrum described in the Scriptures. from: ,o Shoshona Bieman, 1:103/505 )/\,[_) Sysop: Shofar BBS @ 714-838-3837 `T7 ]=[ Co-Moderator & Co-Curator: ASCII_ART ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shoshona.Bieman@505.sasbbs.com * ShofarBBS@aol.com -=[ menorrah ]=- 12/98 , ,,,,|,,,, ||||||||| \\\\|//// `==T==` _|_ jgs `"""` -=[ menorah ]=- , , , , , | , , , , | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \ | | | | | | | / '=.J_|_|_|_L.=' }|{ {|} _}|{_ jgs /_____\ -=[ Lion and the Lamb ]=- ,%%%%%%%%, %%/\%%%%/\%% _,._ %%%\C "" J/%%%, __.' _) %%%/ o o \%%%% .% <_,)'.-"a\ %%%| _ %%%% .%%` /' ( \'%%(__Y__)%%%%' %%` _.-----..,-' (`"--^ '%%%\-/`%%%%; \\ // | '%%%%%%%' \ )) (| `; , | | '. // \ ;.----/ ,/ | | / \ // ) // / | |\ \ | | ( \// jgs \ \\`\ | |/ / __| | _\ / \ \\ \ | |\/ (((((((___________) `" `" `"` -=[ praying hands ]=- 9/98 _.-/`) // / / ) .=// / / / ) //`/ / / / / // / ` / || / \\ / )) .' jgs // / / _.-._ /| | | |_ || | | | | || | | | | _|| ` | \\`\ ; \\ | \\ / jgs | | | | | | -=[ praying ]=- 11/98 .-.._ (_.- )) )' ) )) \_( (( _ )) ) ) |\\ /'-( ( \/\/ / ) ) \ / ( ( '-; ) ) / ( ( / ) ) | ( ( jgs \ ( ) `----`----` .---. /-====) | / '( / / _/ | |-( _ / | \ //| / \ \/\/ | |\ / `-;./ ;-' | \ | \ _/ | jgs .--/ / `''---`-----` ~ "Bedtime Prayers"... ~ 9/96 ,,,,, ////""\ . 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(\ | Q \__)| '-.__ __.-' ``` -=[ kneeling Madonna ]=- 1/99 __ .' '. / .--.\ / / '('| .' / \_-// / |\/.'( ; '-.'.\_/\ \ | / | || \ \ .' /;-/;| /;--.__/` `\|| ; / '/ | |::. \ | |:::. ' ; /\ \::. ' | jgs |_.;-./`-..__._/ -=[ rosary ]=- 3/97 jgs .-@@@@@@@@@@-@-@@@@@@@@@@-@-@@@@@, .< @ .-@-@@@-@' `--@@@@@@@@@@-@-@@@@@@@@@@-@-@@@@` -|- | -=[ Bible ]=- 3/97 , , /////| ///// | ///// | |~~~| | | |===| |/| | B |/| | | I | | | | B | | | | L | / | E | / |===|/ jgs '---' -=[ bible ]=- 6/99 _______ / /_ / -/- / / / / / / /_______/ / jgs ((______| / `"""""""` -=[ First Communion ]=- 4/97 .:.:.:. / .***. \ | / ,,, \ | | \/6.6\/ | | ( _ ) | / /`"""`\ \ .:.:( (/|\) ):.:. ':'/':_A_:'\':' / \ / \ jgs / \ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. ':':':':':':':':':' .:.:.:. / .***. \ | / ,,, \ | | \/6.6\/ | | ( _ ) | / /`"""`\ \ .:.:( (/|\) ):.:. ':'/':_A_:'\':' / \ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:. ':':':':':':':':' jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) @@ The Nativity @@ 11/96 * * . . . | . * * . \|/ . . -->*<-- . /|\ . ' | ' * | . * . | . ' _ _ .:. . ( | .-. ___ .'_`. WWW \w/ \V/ |/(_)\ .'.-.`. `(_)' (_) (_) (_) |// \\ `/(_)\' // \\ _/ | _/ | _/ | _ _ \/| |/ //)_(\\ \| |/ %%__/| $$__/| &&__/| _-(_)- _-(_)- | | | /(o___))\ | | | | | | | | `(___) `(___) | | | ` / \' | | | | | | | | jgs // \\ // \\ | |_| /_____\ |_| |_| |_| |_| more nativity and holy family pics... -=[ nun ]=- 7/97 (or space shuttle? hehehe) .-=-. /.-=-.\ ||_____|| ||. .|| || || / |\_-_/| \ / |=====| \ | |\_._/| | jgs `--.| T |.--' -=[ nun ]=- 1/01 _____ /`.---.`\ / /.---.\ \ ; |/ e e \| ; ; \| ^ |/ | | \_=_/ | |.-"` `"-.| / `'-...-'` \ | | | , | \ './|\.' / ;._(/:\)_.; || : : || || ; : || || : : || || '.' || || + || || || || || |'-.___.-'| | | '-.__ __.-' jgs (_/`\_) -=[ Saint Nicholas or St. Patrick ]=- 11/97 .---. /.'"'.\ \\ || /^\ ,_),-',' .'_|_'. 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(\__/) .//\\\. //|\\ _)__(_ / `"""` \ )|||( /` `\ .jgs===================================. | | | | | | \\\\, / \\ '<' ) ---C'mone folks,that plate aint full, \> / Pass it around again.... _)_(_ .'\___/'. /.-.___.-.\ [_________] | | ( | |) _ | (\/) ) _\)_ | | |- | <_@__> _(/_ || | |_ | (/\)(\/) || || | --.| (\/) <_@_> || || | / | <_@_>'(/\) || || | `--| (/\|/|-. || || .---------. _|_|_ || ||_,-'---------'-,__ |WWWWW| ___jgs|_|____________________|_\_____/__ __ .---------------------. .-. / \ o (Does that say "pez"....) //)\\ | | O `---------------------' ||(|| .-. (\__/) .//\\\. //|\\ _)__(_ / `"""` \ )|||( /` `\ .jgs===================================. | | | | | | above tweak by Krogg... -=[ another minister/cantor ]=- 9/00 ___ /___\ |/. .\| ( > ) \ - / _)_(_ .' '. /.-.___.-.\ [_________] | | | , | | -|- | | | | | | | | | | .---------. __,-'---------'-,__ __jgs___|___________________|_________ ___ /___\ |/. .\| ( > ) \ < / _)_(_ .' '. /.-.___.-.\ [_________] | | | , | | -|- | | | | | | | | | | .---------. __,-'---------'-,__ __jgs___|___________________|_________ ___ /___\ |/. .\| ( > ) \ < / )_( .;_u_;. / \ ; / _|_ \ ; | | | | | | \ ' / | | /\ /\ | |/\/ \/\| `| |` | | `;""""";` | | jgs |_____| / | \ (_/ \_) -=[ priest ]=- 9/00 .---. / __ /\ | / `\ | \| . . |/ ( _\ ) | - | \ . / |'---'| /'. _ .'\ .-`-._|_|_.-`-. jgs /` \ / `\ `|' -|- | -=[ rabbi ]=- 2/01 .--. /_`-.| < )/ L_.'/ _;-"``\ _,__.-'|| ; ,_ \__| || || | |_`"-._ \|| || | |`"-._| || || | | | || || | | | || || ;' | | || ||_,-'| | | |{o};| | | | `))` | | | | (( | | | | ) | | j | ( | | g | ` | | s | _|___| |____| (___._| -=[ pope ]=- 9/00 / /\ | / \ |/ | | |> \____/ | ( .. ) | /\__/\ | /\ qp /\| / | | | /| |db| /\`\ | \ | | \|_| \ \|qp| | \__/ | | |/||db| | | | | | -=[ adam and eve ]=- 12/00 __ ___ (__`\ /`___) ). \| | / .( \_ // ) \ _/ _ / `\ / / \ ,/-.`._/ / | \ \))_(_) \ /( \ )'--'` ;-` \ / \ |/ / \ \\ / ,/ '. |) ( \ / /; |\ \ | /\| |/\ | ( \(_'. / )/ ) jgs `-` '-'/_/ )`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`( ) .-------------------------. ( ) | __ | ( ) | ___ (__`\ | ( ) | /`___) ). \| | ( ) | | / .( \_ // | ( ) | ) \ _/ _ / `\ | ( ) | / / \ ,/-.`. / / | ( ) | | \ \))_(_) \ ` /( | ( ) | \ )'--'` ;-` \ | ( ) | / \ |/ / | ( ) | \ \\ / ,/ | ( ) | '. |) ( \ | ( ) | / /; |\ \ | ( ) | | /\| |/\ | | ( ) | ( \(_'. / )/ ) | ( ) | jgs `-` '-'/_/ | ( ) '-------------------------' ( ).-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.( -=[ Eve ]=- 6/00 ,;;;;, ;''';;;, ,;'/' );;. ;;\- /;;; ;;;) (;;;; .-' '-;; `)- / `\ / `\ /('_/ ('_/\ \ \\\_/__/ /\ / \ \ '--....' ) ' ( / / / /|\ `/ ( | >V< \\\ | \|/ ; | / / | /| / \ \ \ \ \ \ jgs \ |\ | / )/ ) ooO` Ooo` ,;;;;, ;''';;;, ; ')' ;;;. ;; _ ;;;; ;;\__/;;;; .--' '--;; `)- / `\ / `\ / ('_/ ('_/\ \ \\\_/__/ /\ / \ \ '--.____/ ) ' ( / / / /|\ `\/ ( | (/|\) |\\\ | \|/ ; | / / | /| / \ \\ \ \ |\ \ jgs \ | \ | / ) / ) ooO` Ooo` -=[ the 10 Commandments ]=- 7/97 .========. .========. // I .'..' \ // VI.'.,".\ || II .'..'| || VII..'..| || III .'."| || VIII,'.'| || IV ,','.| || IX.'".'.| || V '..'.'| || X .'..',| jgs .\_________/ .\_________/ -=[ Mary and Baby Jesus ]=- 12/96 . . | . \ : / -= <*****> =- //"""\\ . (( '_' )) \ ))-_-(( -= <*^*^*>`\)) /( " ) , \ \)`"`() / / (___)==(\/ | | | | | | | | | | jgs | | """"""" -=[ Mary & Baby Jesus ]=- 12//96 . | . | . | \|/ \ / -= * =- '. .----. .' /|\ / \ ' | ' -= | .----. | | / /""\ | / \( / m m ' ) ) - ) / /-./~` ( ( `.`\ /| . ) )\ \/_/ / . | . ( ( \_.-'` \ ' / \ \.| -= <*^*^*> =- jgs |\____\\ | ( " ) | _) \ |()'"'()| _.-' , | | (___) | /| . ` ; (`-.___.-') /_/____________/ '-.___.-' -=[ Holy Family ]=- 11/97 .-""```""-. ,-"```````"-, ; .-"-. ; ; .-=-. ; '=/=====\=' ', /=====\ ,' |/"""\| "=|/"""\|=" \ ^ ^ / |\^ ^/| /'._.'\ ||'-'|| / _ \ / | _ | \ / /|\ \ /\/ /|\ \/\ | \_/ | \_/ | | \_/ | \_/ | | |/ \| | | |/ \| | \__| |__/ \__| |__/ >=;=====< | | | | | | | | \'/ | | | | |-=*=-| | | | | /.\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | .-------------, | | < ~-_~-_=`|( :) > | | \`"""""""""""`/ | | \ /____| jgs |;,;,;> <_/\_/ / \ `"""""""""""` -=[ manger scene ]=- 11/98 | '.|.' -= + =- ___ .'|'. ___ ******* | ******* /-====) | (_.- )) | / '( )' ) )) / / _/ \_( (( | |-( _ _ )) ) ) / | \ //| |\\ /'-( ( / \ \/\/ *** \/\/ / ) ) | |\ / .=. \ / ( ( `-;./ ;-' _\/(")\/_ '-; ) ) | \ |'---'| / ( ( | \ _| |_ / ) ) _/ | /\ /\ | ( ( jgs .-/ / '=' \ ( )-. `""---`-----` `----`----`""` .-----------------------------------------------------. | __ ___________________ | _________________ __ | || / / '.|.' \ \ || ||/ / ___ -= + =- \ \|| | / ******* .'|'. ___ \ | | / /-====) | ******* \ | || | / -( | (_.- )) || || / / _/ )- ) )) || || | |-( _ \_( (( || || / | \ //| _ )) ) ) || || / \ \/\/ |\\ /'-( ( || || | |\ / *** \/\/ / ) ) || || `-;./==;-' .=. \ / ( ( || || | \ _\/(_)\/_ '-;==) ) || || | \ |'---'| / ( ( || || | \ _| |_ / ) ) || || _/ | /\ /\ | ( ( || || .-/ / '=' \ ( )-. || |jgs `""---`-----` `----`----`""` || -=[ Joseph, Mary, and Jesus ]=- 12/98 . 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' \/ .*' " " *. * * *.;"``",.* / (-\-| ___ | `-=-( /.-.\ .(`-.__/-,// || / \ | // > baby announcement- boy ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ___ _ _ _ ~* ~* _,_ | | (_ /| |_) / \ \ / | ~* ~* _/, ,\_ | | ,_) /~| |_) \_/ | . ~* ~* (.\_e_/,) ~* ~* (.`,.`',') ~* Peter James ~* ~* ('.`,'`,) ~* January 11th ~* ~* ('.`,'`) ~* 8lbs. 5oz., 20" ~* ~* jgs `--'"` ~* Proud Parents- Dave & Joan ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* >> baby announcement- girl ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ___ _ _ _ ~* ~* ,,, | | ` (_ /| / ` | |_) | | ~* ~* _/. .\_ | | ,_) /~| \_/~| | \ |_ . ~* ~* (.\_o_/.) ~* ~* (.`,.`'.') ~* Maureen Elizabeth ~* ~* ('.`,'`,) ~* April 15th ~* ~* ('.`,'`) ~* 7lbs, 6oz., 19" ~* ~* jgs `--'"` ~* Proud Parents- Joan & Dave ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* -=[ stork ]=- 1/97 _.--. .-"`_.--.\ .-.___________ ."_-"` \\ ( 0;------/\"'` ,."=___ =)) \ \ / \ `~` .=`~'~) ( _/ / / \ =`---====""~`\ _/ / \ `-------"` / \ jgs / \ ( ) '._ _.' '----' -=[ stork and baby ]=- 8/99 _..---, \ _ _|_/ <______> / o\ | o ,-. | \ \ `\ \ ;-._\ .S--. | / '-._/a a | | | \ ( _^ ) / ; `-..--'`| / \ ./ / `..____.' | , '-. | '-.,=========, \ `-. JUST | / '. `\BORN | jgs '-. |----' -=[ pacifier/dummy ]=- 9/98 _ .' '. __ / \ _ /.-;| /'._|_.'#`\ || | | _ | \\__/| \.' ;'-.__/ '--' \ / jgs '._.' * Congratulatory Cigars * 11/96 ____________________________________________________ / | | | ___ __ | | / .-. \ / _/_ ) , _, /__) _ / | | \ '-' / _/_ (_ _/_) (_(_ /__) (_) (_/ . | jgs\___|_|_|_______________________________,__/_________| ____________________________________________________ / | | | ___ __ | | / .-. \ / _/_ ) , _, /__ ',_ / / | | \ '-' / _/_ (_ _/_) (_(_ (__) / / (_ . | jgs\___|_|_|____________________________________________| @@ Crawling Babies @@ .--"--. / \ / o o \ ( ^ ,) \ __, /-._ `._____.' `--.__ \ / `/``"""'-. Y 7 / : | / | .--. : / /__ \/ `.__.:.____.-. / / / `"""`/ .-"..____.-. \ jgs _.-' /_/ ( \-. \ `=----' `----------'""`-. \ `" `" .@@@@@. / \ / 6 6 \ ( ^ ,) \ c /-._ `._____.' `--.__ \ / `/``"""'-. Y 7 / : | / | .--. : / /__ \/ `.__.:.____.-. / / / `"""`/ .-"..____.-. \ jgs _.-' /_/ ( \-. \ `=----' `----------'""`-. \ `" `" @@ Collection of Babies... @@ 11/96 ,,, _,_ _@_ _(_ _?_ >*< _/. .\_ _/- -\_ _/, ,\_ _/' '\_ _/a a\_ _/. .\_ (.\_o_/.) (.\_-_/.) (,\_e_/') (.\_^_/.) (.\_~_/') (.\_c_/.) (.`,.`'.') (.`,.'.'.) (.`'.,'.') ('.,'.`'.) (.'.,'.`.) (.,'.,'',) ('.`,'`,) ('.`,'',) ('.','.`) ('.,'.',) ('.,'.`.) (',.'`.,) ('.`,'`) ('.','`) (.'.,'.) ('.`.,') ('.','') (.'.'.') jgs `--'"` `--'"` `--'"` `--'"' `--'"' `--'"' -=[ sleeping baby ]=- 1/97 .-"''-. _ .' `( \ @/ ') ,--,__,-" / / \ / / _/ __| , |/ / .~ `\ / \ , | / .~ `\ ` / _/ _/ .~ `\ ~~`__/ / ~ `--'/ / / / / /' /jgs see ASCII Art kids -=[ bassinet ]=- 3/97 __, .-"`{*} ." ::{*} / .:. {*} |:: ' ::{*} {^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^} |^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^| | .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. | | ' :: ' :: ' :: ' :: ' | | .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. | | ' :: ' :: ' :: ' :: ' | {"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"} jgs `.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.` -=[ bassinet with toys ]=- 3/97 __, .-"`{*} ." ::{*} / .:. {*} |:: ' ::{*} {^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^} |^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^| ()-():. .:. .:. .:. .:. | /o o\' :: ' :: ' :: ' :: ' | _\ Y /_. .:. .:. .:. .:. | O__`&`__O : ' :: ' .--. ' |_ / \^"*"^[A]^"*"^/____\"^,_(')< jgs ()/^\()=^=[B][C].=^\~~~~/.=\___) '--' -=[ Guardian Angel ]=- 3/97 .="""=." /__ .. `"." ` `".`: `." <*^*^*>\ : ." (((()\ | : ." < ^((()|| : ." __, /\, = )))/ : ." .-"`{*} \_/ `~)_\/.' ." ." ::{*} \ \ / |: ." / .:. {*} \ \/ / |: ." |:: ' ::{*} \ / |: ." {^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^} |`"""|._.=" |^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^| | \ | .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. | | `\ | ' :: ' :: ' :: ' :: ' | / `\ | .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. | | `\ | ' :: ' :: ' :: ' :: ' | | `""-. _ {"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"} \ `\\ jgs `.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.` `-.__..-.__.-._.-\) -=[ baby carriage ]=- 3/01 .'. / '. __ | '. / _|________'.______/ | | \ / '.--. .--.' / \__/ \ jgs \ / \ / '--' '--' -=[ kid's toys ]=- 3/97 ()-() /o o\ _\ Y /_ .--. _ O__`&`__0 /____\ ,_(')< / \ [B] \~~~~/ jgs \___) ()/^\() [A][C] '--' -=[ Legos ]=- 4/98 .-=========-. |() () () ()| |() () () ()| '-=========-' __________________ /_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_/| |`""""""""""""""""`|| ____| ||____ /_(-)|__________________|/(-)/| |`""""""""""""`|`""""""""""""`|| | | || jgs |______________|______________|/ -=[ giraffe ]=- 4/97 A--A .-./ #\.-. 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CHARACTERS: -=[ Pikachu ]=- 7/99 , ,_ |`\ `;;, ,;;' | `\ \ '. .'.' | `\ \ '-""""-' / `. `\ / |` `> /; _ _ \ / / | . ; < (`";\ () ~~~ (/_ ';;\ `, __ _.-'` ) >;\ ` _.' `;;\ \-' ;/ \ _ | ,"". .` \ | _| ' / ; /") .;-, jgs \ / __ .-' \,_/-"` `-' SEASONAL: -=[ small US flag ]=- 6/99 9::::======= |::::======= |=========== jgs |=========== -=[ Uncle Sam ]=- 7/99 _..._ ||||||| ||||||| _|*****|_ ( '-...-' ) {`;-----;`} {(| a a|)} \| _\ |/ \ - / jgs '{_}` ANIMALS/BIRDS: -=[ pigs ]=- 6/99 _ _._ _..._ .-', _.._(`)) '-. ` ' /-._.-' ',/ ) \ '. / _ _ | \ | a a / | \ .-. ; '-('' ).-' ,' ; '-; | .' \ \ / | 7 .__ _.-\ \ | | | ``/ /` / jgs /,_| | /,_/ / /,_/ '`-' _ ((`)_.._ ,'-. _..._ _._ \,' '-._.-\ ' ` .-' .' / ( / | _ _ \ | \ e e | ; .-. / ; ', '-.( '')-' '. | ;-' \ / / / /-._ __, 7 | \ `\ \`` | | | \ \_,\ | |_,\ jgs '-`' \_,\ -=[ sitting poodle ]=- 7/99 _,_ (;;;) ,__/a /;\ (__ |;|_ '--. \;/;) @\(,;)'\ (;;) '._ \ / _ '-. ||| | `\ _ |||`-.\ \ (;;) ((;;) (;;).' \\ jgs (((_) (((__) (;) -=[ owl ]=- 7/99 (`;_.---._;`) )_\ /_( / _'\ _ /'_ \ |(o)|/ \|(o)| \___/| |\___/ /`, \_/ ,'\ |:/ ^ - ^ \:| |: - ^ ^ - :| \\ ^_ -^ - ^_// `,---.-.---,` jgs (//.' 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'.___.-' \____/jgs\___/ -=[ rabbit holding carrot ]=- 7/999 /| /\ // |/\'-'/ .::. /^Y^\::''. \_ /=| `' /`_)=( \ \ /=/'-/ {/ |/ \ jgs __\ _ /__ '----' '----' -=[ chicks ]=- 7/99 .---. _ / ' .---. >| o ` `\ ` \ .---._ '._ , '-.; /` /' \ '._.' / '. .' `";--\_/ jgs _/_ | -'`/ .--;-- ' .' .---. .---. ' \ _ /` ` o |< , _.' _.---. / ` `\ `\ ;.-' \ '._.' / '. .' \_/--;` | _\_ --;--. \`-- jgs '. ` -=[ rooster ]=- 7/99 _ ;-.-._ .-" "-. \. _{ / \ / o )_ ; | ; ,__(_<` | / | \() | /`\ ( | ; \ \ | '-..-'; |\ '.;| ,_ _.= \ /`| \ '. '-' | \ '=. / '. / .' \ .'---';` jgs | / `. | _|| `\\ ` -.'-- .-'_'--. `" `-- -=[ fish ]=- 8/99 ,--,_ __ _\.---'-. \ '.-" // o\ jgs /_.'-._ \\ / `"--(/"` _,--, .-'---./_ __ /o \\ "-.' / \ // _.-'._\ jgs `"\)--"` PEOPLE: -=[ girl in swim suit ]=- ___.-"""-. ( (___,/\ \ \( |')' ) ) \) \=_/ ( ___ / _,' \ ) .' \|-(.(_|_ ; ( / //. (_\, | ) /`'---.._/ /.\_ ____..'| |_/ | /`'-._ / | '_| jgs ` `;-"`; | /,' `'.__/ ( \ '\/ -=[ astronaut ]=- 6/99 _..._ .' '. _ / .-""-\ _/ \ .-| /:. | | | | \ |:. /.-'-./ | .-'-;:__.' =/ .'= *=|NASA _.=' / _. | ; ;-.-'| \ | / | \ _\ _\ \__/'._;. ==' ==\ \ \ | / / / /-._/-._/ jgs \ `\ \ `-._/._/ -=[ king ]=- 6/99 _.+._ (^\/^\/^) \@*@*@/ {_____} ///"""\\\ (/6 6\) ||=^=|| \\\\/// \\/// jgs `)/ -=[ scarecrow ]=- 6/99 .-. ,__/___\__ (v)//'.'\\-' ( ).\_=_/.__ -#)" ="/|\"= (#- `--. `"` .--' |===| / L \ / /|\ \ ,##=' | `=##, | | jgs\\_\_\\|//_//_/ .-. __/___\__ '-//'.'\\-' __.\_=_/.__ -#)__="/|\"=__(#- `)`"`(` |===| / \ \ / /|\ \ ,##=' | `=##, | | jgs\\_\_\\|//_//_/ _ _/_\_ __\"/__ "--(_)--" /_\ jgs //|\\ "` | `" __|__ -=[ fireman ]=- 6/99 _____ .'.---.'. // , \\ || `| || || | || || -'- || .-"`'-.,_ _,.-'`"-. / .'--,___`"""`___,--'. \ | /:////_'---'_\\\\:\ | \|:|// `_ _` \\|:|/ '-/| (6/ \6) |\-' \\ | | // `| (._.) |` | _ _ | jgs \ '---' / '--.___.--' -=[ boy face ]=- 6/99 _.-"""-. ." \ `". / .-"---._ \ |_/ _ _ `\_| / | o o | \ \/ 7 \/ \ .___. / '._ _ _.' jgs ) ( -=[ boy with rootbeer ]=- .===. / _/\ \ \/6.6\/ ( _ ) _.::. _)---(_ ((|||' / `~` \ /`||| /\/ \/\ /`"` \ | |\_/ \\_____/ | L | | | | | _|_ | | | | jgs |__|__| (___|___) -=[ sisters ]=- 7/99 God made us sisters, Hearts made us friends. .--. /`\| / .;;.;;;;. 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'-._ \ .'/[+]\'. / \_.' / \ '._/ | _ | | [_] | jgs /III III\ `"""""""` SPORTS: -=[ golf ball on tee ]=- 6/99 ____ .:'o o ':. // o o o \\ |o o o o|| \\o o o // ':.o_o_.:' `\__/` )( || || jgs || \/ -=[ ice skater ]=- 7/99 _ __ ( } '---. _`---, ___/ / /,---'\\ // jgs '== _ { ) __ ,---'_ .---' \ \___ //'---,\ \\ jgs ==' -=[ fishing ]=- 8/99 ,=. .' `\\ () .' \+/> .' \@| .' /| jgs .-.'-. _\_\ `""""` SCHOOL: -=[ safety pin ]=- 7/99 .--. /_/) ) // \_/ // // // // //_ // jgs ((_))/ `--` -=[ magnifying glass ]=- 6/99 ____ .:'""""':. __ // \\_..-'' \ || |_ | \\ // ''-..__/ jgs ':.____.:' `""""` MUSIC: -=[ guitars ]=- 7/99 _n_ =/ \= `\|/` ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| /\ ||| | `-.|||, _.; ; ||| ` | \ /|||\ .' `)\|||/(` .' ||| '. / ||| \ / _|||_ ; | `"""""` | \ / jgs '-.._____..-' _..._ _.._ .' `'._.' '. / __ .-' | :]___.'__'./______________._I_I_I. | :|========================I=_____( | :]"""'.__.;"""""""""""""""''I I I' jgs \ __ | '._ _.-' `'._\ ``` ELECTRONICS: -=[ lightbulbs ]=- 8/99 _...._ .' 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'-' \_/ /.__// '._'-. `;'-.___.' _.-' ;'. '. \ -./ .'`; /` `-.`. `-'/` `\ .-.-.-;-. `--` .-;-.-.-. "jgs"/ / / /"\ \""""""""""""""""/ /"\ \ \ \""""" \|\|\| |/ \| |/|/|/ ANIMALS: *-=[ moth ]=- 11/00 `'. .'` \_/ \ .;=;. / --.'"-|-"'.-- /`-._|_.-'\ / | \ /_/ | \_\ jgs '----'`^`'----' *-=[ chicken ]=- 11/00 _ _/ } `>' \ `| \ | /'-. .-. \' ';`--' .' \'. `'-./ '.`"-..-;` `;-..' _| _| jgs /` /` *-=[ turkey - front and back ]=- 11/00 .-. / \ , b d , ;-./ '| V |' \.-; .-| ,`\; \)/ ;/`. |-. .-'._\ ' |/((|\| . /_.'-. .-\'. `;.'` \) `'.;`.' /-. '._;---/ \---;_.' < .- | / \ | -. > '---'| | | |'---' /_/ \_\ |'._ _.'| \_ _/"\_ _/ || || jgs _||_ _||_ ((( ))) , /\ , ;-./ '/ \' \.-; .-| `\; : ;/` |-. .-'._\ | :| /_.'-. .-\ `;. \ : /_.;` /-. '._;----.\ ;..; /.----;_.' < _.'` `'._ > ';--' / / \ \ '---;' / __.'| { } |'.__ \ `` \_ { } _/ `` _\||""||/_ jgs \ / *-=[ whales ]=- 11/00 http://www.whalecommunications.com _.._ (_.-.\ .-, ` .--./ / _.-""-. '-. (__..-" \ \ a | ',.__. ,__.-'/ jgs '--/_.'----'` W H A L E C O M M U N I C A T I O N S ::. (\./) .-""-. `\'-'` \ jgs '.___,_^__/ *-=[ sitting koala bear ]=- 11/00 ___..._ _...___ /'--.._ `'-="""=-'` _..--'\ | ~. ) _ _ ( .~ | \ '~/ a _ a \~' / \ `| / \ |` / `'--\ \_/ /--'` .'._ J__.-'. / / '-/_ `- \ / -"-'-. '-.__/ \__,-.\/ | `\ / ;---. .--' | | /\'-' / jgs '.___.\ _.--;'`) '-' `" *-=[ rocking horse ]=- 10/00 _.._ /\\\/\ (\\\/)/\ /4 4 {}/\ / _/ \/\ |,, / '-;,----,-. _ \_j/ \ {}\ /{}\;;. / {}'--'{} |;;\ | {}{} |\;| | , ; ;( \__ _____\ / `' \ | | \ \ \ | | | \ \ \ jgs , | | | / / / , \`-.__;_| ( /_/ (__.-'/ `._ `````` _.' `""---......---""` *-=[ polar bear in a snow storm ]=- 11/00 .--------------------------. |POLAR BEAR IN A SNOW STORM| |.------------------------.| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || ||________________________|| '--------------------------' .--------------------------. |POLAR BEAR IN A SNOW STORM| |.------------------------.| || * * || || * || || * || || || || * || || * ____ * || || .-"` `"-._(\_ * || || (/ .\ || || | /'.__\ || j| \ _/--\ | || g| * | /_ * \ | * || s|___(__,,)___(_,)________|| '--------------------------' ____ .-"` `"-._(\_ (/ .\ | /'.__\ \ _/--\ | | /_ \ | jgs (__,,) (_,) SEASONAL: *-=[ birthday cakes ]=- 11/00 , , , , , , , , , , , , , \> \> || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || ((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@)) ((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@)) { _ _ } { |_||\ |_)|_)\/ } { | ||-\| | / } { _ _ ___ _ } { |_)||_) | |_|| \|\ \/ } { |_)|| \ | | ||_/|-\/ } { } ((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@)) ((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@)) { } { } { _ } { |/ \|_||\ | } { (_|\_/| || \| } { } { } { } ((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@)) (jgs)((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@))((@)) *-=[ birthday cake ]=- 11/00 ,,,,,,, _|||||||_ +*+*+*+*+*+ } { +*+*+*+*+*+ ) ( jgs /___\ *-=[ waving Santa ]=- 10/00 _.--"""""-.._ __ .'_ _ '. / \ / ` ` `'-. `\ | \/| \_ ___ _ `\ \ \ _..; )` _ `_"--.\ | ;" \ | a/ a (`\ | | _.; /_.<_..___, )\\ | \_.-' | ;-.__,__..-' '.'. / | ; / ( ) \_| | \( ( ( )/ \ \ ( ( .'\ / \ , \ _.' '-'`. `| '-(.___.--' ,;,-\_, \ | o: .-'(())_/ ; ; : |.-' / `'. | \ o: \ .-\ \ _/ ;--._ _:_ \ / \ |\ ) `'|.-.|"'\\__.-`'-'\| /``'-.._||_||_..\ _.' / '-;-' \__.-' \ /``'--..__ : __..--'``\ \_ ``````````` _/ `'--,...__ __...,--'` | ```;``` | \ | / \_ _ _ | _ _ _ / /` ` ` `|` ` ` `\ \_._._./ \._._._/ |= | | =| jgs .--'-. | | .-'--. / | | \ \______,__/ \__,______/ *-=[ Santa Claus ]=- 12/00 .-"``""-. /_\_ _ _ _\ |/{ ` ` ` `} {} {,_,_,_,_} )/ a a \( () | /_)(_\ | \ / jgs '.____.' .-"```"-. /_\ _ _ __\ | /{` ` ` `} {} {_,_,_,_,} )/ a a \( _()_ __ { | /_)(_\ | } _/ \ /`{ \ / }`\ _| ` | / { '.____.' } \ {_`-._/ / {_, ,_} \/ `-._} | `{--}` \ / / | / { } | ` / ; | { } |\ / \ \ {__} | '..' \_.-'}==//\\====/ {_.-'\==\\//====\ | ,) `` | \__| | | __ | | _ /\ _ | | || | \ _ _ || _ _ / {` ` `}{` ` `} {_,_,_}{_,_,_} | || | /-. _||_ .-\ jgs / / \ \ |___ / \ ___| `"""` `"""` *-=[ Santa Claus face ]=- tweak 12/00 by nat hooper - nhoop@centurytel.netxx ,"""-, /,.____\ () {_____} (/ . . \) {`-=^=-`} { ` } jgs { } `-,- *-=[ walking Santa ]=- 10/99 HO .----. HO .' ,_ \ _ HO /__ ( \| / ( . {___`'-.\{_} | `|_ /6)6`'-._} \_.'_} |/_ _7 | {_.'| |5-.' /( | \{\ /:'`} \ /.\__/ _.'`\ \ ; o ``` \ ; o \ \_ | o \.'` } ; o_ {__.'\ \==[_]=======|/) | `; .' /_/ / `- / / / /\ \ {`-._/ \ _.'`} ;-.__} {__.'\ __/ / \_ \ ( ` / / / jgs '.__/ (__.' HO .----. HO .' ,_ \ _ HO /__ ( \| / ( . {___`'-.\{_} | `|_ /6)6`'-._} \_.'_} |/_ _7 | {_.'| |5-.' /( | \{\ /:'`} \ /.\__/ _.'`\ \ ; o ``` \ ; o \ \_ | o \.'` } ; o_ {__.'\ \==[_]=======|/) | `; .' /_/\ / `- / / \ \ / /\ \ \ \ {`-._/ \ _.'`} \ \ _ ;-.__} {__.'\ /(_\ _\ \\.---------------------.____ __/ / \_ \ '---'.|\-\\ -__ --___ __-- __ \---` ( ` / / / /(___`\_\\__-__-__--__-__-_--___\____ jgs '.__/ (__.' '--------\\__ -- ___-- __ ---_-\---` `""""""""""""""""""""""` HO .----. HO .' ,_ \ _ HO /__ ( \| / ( . {___`'-.\{_} | `|_ /6)6`'-._} \_.'_} |/_ _7 | {_.'| |5-.' /( | \{\ /:'`} \ /.\__/ _.'`\ \ ; o ``` \ ; o \ \_ | o \.'` } ; o_ {__.'\ \==[_]=======|/) | `; .' /_/\ _\8/_ ,;;, / `- / / \ \ _(7_|o o o|.-\;;/-. / /\ \ \ \ |\ \\| o o ||__||__| {`-._/ \ _.'`} \ \ __|\\ \|o o o||""||""|____ ;-.__} {__.'\ /(_\ _\/ |_\\_|-----'|__||__| /__ __/ / \_ \ '---'.|\________________________/---` ( ` / / / /(___`\_/|_________________/|_______ jgs '.__/ (__.' '-----------------------------------` *-=[ Santa ]=- 10/00 _..-"""---._ .-" '. .t __ '. /` .\_.--' ; | ' . ; __ __ ; \' ./`--' .`'---'. '--`\ '-'{ . ' .. ' . } \_.._._,.___..___..__/ \_.' / '. .' \ '._/ // \o) )( (o/ \\ \\ / \ // /\_, .\__/. ,_/\ / /(_.' '._)\ \ ; \ /\ / ; |) '---'`\/`'---' ) | | } { }| ; { ( ) ; \( ( / jgs '. } ) .' `"-...__...-"` *-=[ Santa ]=- 10/00 .---. /.-. `\ {} /_____| {_______} (/e) (e\) (_.-^-._) /` ~ `\ ,-| |-, .' \ / '. / '._.' \ | / _{{\8/}}_ \ | | \_|:::::::|_/ | \ { }`\:::/`{ } / '.{_}_/:::\_{_}.' \__|:::::::|__/ > `"""""""` < | Y | | | | \ _ | _ / \ | / /___|___\ {___T___} | | | jgs / | \ (__/ \__) *-=[ Santa in window ]=- 10/00 _________________________________ |.==============. .==============.| j| | | || g| | | || s| __ | | M E R R Y || || .' '. | | || || / \ | | CHRISTMAS! || || .-;.- \| | || ||_(___)________| |______________|| | ______________ ______________ | ||/ .-'````"-. | | || ||-` _..---. `-| | .-. || ||.-" o `'._| | /\/ \ || || \,_ .-. o | | _ / | || || '._\_/._, | | / `\ / || || ()\__.'-'| |`\ \.--' || || | | ',_/ || ||_____________/| |__/___________|| '=================================' *-=[ hang in there Santa ]=- 10/00 _____________,--, | | | | | | |/ .-.\ HANG IN THERE |_|_|_|_|_|_/ / `. SANTA |_|__|__|_; | \ |___|__|_/| | .'`} |_|__|__/ | | .'.'`\ |__|__|/ ; ; / / \.-"-. ||__|_; \ \ || /`___. \ |_|___/\ /;.`,\\ {_'___.;{} |__|_/ `;`__|`-.;| |C` e e`\ |___`L \__|__|__| | `'-o-' } ||___|\__)___|__||__|\ ^ /`\ |__|__|__|__|__|_{___}'.__.`\_.'} ||___|__|__|__|__;\_)-'`\ {_.-; |__|__|__|__|__|/` (`\__/ '-' |_|___|__|__/` | -jgs---|__|___|__/` \------------------- -.__.-.|___|___;` |.__.-.__.-.__.-.__ | | || | | | | -' '---' '---' \ /-' '---' '---' '-- | | '. .' | | | | '---' '---' '---' `-===-'`--' '---' '---' '---' | | | | | | | | -' '---' '---' '---' '---' '---' '---' '---' '-- | | | | | | | | '---' '---' '---' '---' '---' '---' '---' '---' *-=[ Santa w/ reindeer ]=- 10/00 _____ .-"` `'. /, \ / /``'--..--'``\ | \__.__.__,___/ \_ {/ e e \} { `}() (__) ()| `/,_.-")("-._,\ { `--`==`--` } .'{ } }'. \/ \/ .' { } } \ -|` `|- / { { } ; ,_\| |/_, ; , '-..____..-' , | \ / | ; : ; | .-.._)---(_.--. | <`;._ _:_ _.| .-\\_.-/_ _ \-._/ | | `'|.-.|'` (\ \_ |a a | \_.'`}`'-.._||_||_..-'\\ _.'_} \ /`\ {_.'`_) '-;-' \{_.' `_)| | '. | \--..__ : __..--'``\\ \\0/\ '/`\_...--"""-. \___/ ``` _/ \___/ |__.'`()/ `\. '-;-..._____...-;-' / ()_.' . ;`\ | | | ()_.-' . |-' | | | \ , ; ; \ _ _ _|_ _ _ / ;-, /___..,-`\ ; /` ` ` | ` ` `\ | / /' \ \ ; \_._._/ \_._._/ |/ / \ \ | |= | | =| / / `> > / jgs .-'-. | | .-'-. / / \ / / /` / | | \ /_/ \/\ /_/_/ \____,__/ \__,____/ /_( |/ /_/_( \/ \/ -|` `|- ,_\| |/_, \ / .-.._)---(_.--. \_.-/_ _ \-._/ |a a | \ /`\ | | '. \0/\ '/`\_...--"""-. |__.'` / `\, / _.' . ;`\ ',.-' . |-' \ , ; ; ;-, /___..,-`\ ; | / /' \ \ ; |/ / \ \ | / / `> > / / / \ / / /` /_/ \/\ /_/_/ jgs /_( |/ /_/_( _____ .-"` `'. /, \ / /``'--..--'``\ | \__.__.__,___/ \_ {/ e e \} { `}() (__) ()| `/,_.-")("-._,\ { `--`==`--` } .'{ } }'. .' { } } '. / { { } \ ; , '-..____..-' , ; | ; : ; | | <`;._ _:_ _.> | | | `'|.-.|'` | | \_.'`}`'-.._||_||_..-{`'._/ {_.'`_) '-;-' (_`'._} | \--..__ : __..-/ | \___/ ``` \___/ '-;-..._____...-;-' | | | \ _ _ _|_ _ _ / /` ` ` | ` ` `\ \_._._/ \_._._/ |= | | =| jgs .-'-. | | .-'-. / | | \ \____,__/ \__,____/ *-=[ rudolf on the rooftop ]=- 10/00 (\ /) (\ /) >`< >`< (/\ \/) (\/ /\) > < > < (/\ \.-"""-./ /\) ___\' _ _ '/___ \__` /-\ /-\ `__/ \ \o/ \o/ / \ _ / __| (_) |__ / \ | / \ .---| |'._^_.'| |---. / |__| ` |__| \ | \##/.__.-""\##/ | \__.-"__|____|____|`._ | j___|____|____|____|-' g_|____|____|____|_| s|___|____|____|___| |__|____|##__|____|| |___|__/####\__|___| |_|__/########\__|_| |__/############\_|| |/################\| /####################\ /########################\ /############################\ *-=[ reindeer and sleigh ]=- 10/00 _v __* (__) ff ff ff ff {\/ (_(__).-. <_\__, <_\__, <_\__, <_\__, __,~~.(`>|-(___)/ ,_) (_ ff ~(_ ff ~(_ ff ~(_ ff ~~~@ )\/_;-"`` | //<_\__, <_\__, <_\__, <_\__, | \__________/| (___)~~(___)~~(___)~~(___)~~~\\_/_______\_// jgs // >> // >> // >> // >> `'---------'` _v __* (__) ff ff ff ff {\/ (_(__).-. ff <_\__, <_\__, <_\__, <_\__, __,~~.(`>|-(___)/ ,_) o<_\__, (_ ff ~(_ ff ~(_ ff ~(_ ff~~~~~@ )\/_;-"`` | (___)~~//<_\__, <_\__, <_\__, <_\__, | \__________/| // >> (___)~~(___)~~(___)~~(___)~~~~\\_/_______\_// // >> // >> // >> // >> jgs `'---------'` *-=[ sleigh ]=- 10/00 _, .-"``'. _..-"`` \ / \ _.-" | \ /|\ \ .--...-' | '-' | | | \ :: | | | | | :: | / / | | :: | / / \ / .: | / / . 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'. .' /`\_) . \ \__ \ \ <.____________> <_____\____/_> '.__) | jgs '._ / `""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` *-=[ Santa's elf ]=- 10/00 .-. .;;\ | /::::\|\ /::::'(); |::::' | |\/`\:_/`\/| ,__ |0_..().._0| __, \,`////""""\\\\`,/ | )//_ o o _\\( | \/|(_) () (_)|\/ \ '--' / _:.______.;_ /| | /`\/`\ | |\ / | | \_/\_/ | | \ / |o`""""""""`o| \ `.__/ () \__.' / / \ \ | | ___ () ___ | | / \|---| |---|/ \ | (| | () | |) | \ /;---' '---;\ / `` \ ___ /\ ___ / `` `| | | |` | | | | | =| |= | jgs | | | | _._ |\|\/||\/|/| _._ / .-\ |~~~~||~~~~| /-. \ | \__.' || '.__/ | \ || / `---------''---------` *-=[ elf with present ]=- 10/00 .-"""-. /` .--.\ ; .' .-:| |._.|_._| () /\// \\\\/\ .:::. < //0 0\\ > _\d8b/_ `\ > /` | \ \ \ | _\ '=' /_ |\ \ \ \| /`||`---`||`\ |_\_\_\_| /\ |\_____/| /\ \_|/ /\ \/ \/ /\ /\-' /\ /| o |\ /\/\/ \-< | | \ /|/ \/\| o | `"` \/\ | /|\ o | `;-------;' | | | \___T___/ |==|==| jgs |==|==| o |==|==| o /(__/._T_.\__)\ \ | | / `""""` `""""` *-=[ holiday penguin ]=- 10/00 _.--""""'. .' `\ / \ _/_ _,__ __ __/ | |`_o)/ ` ` | ; | )/o\> \ / ;"`""`""`"""`";.""-. .' .--._.--. / ' \ / / _ _ \ |'. 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':| |::. | | '::.| '-..:-' *-=[ holiday candle ]=- 10/00 ,_ )\ /,( \)/ .--"T"--. |`"-----"`| |:. | |:: | ,-|::. |-, \`"--...--"`/ '-. .-' `| |` ,| | ,\\///, \ \\()>//()\\\ '-. >>//<\\\<<___.-' jgs `""` *-=[ kid w/snowball ]=- 11/00 _o_ .-'---'-. /_......_ \ |/ e.e \ | \\ ._. |/ ( '-.__.-' `| .'`-_ _/ `\ / / `)-.;_ | \___\_/ / \ / / '...\__./`\ `-.,__/\____..-' | _ | |___|___| jgs / T \ '---'---' *-=[ child building snowman ]=- 11/00 .-------. |# | __|_______|__ _ '-/ 0 0 \-' \\/ | V | ==.\ \ '...' / _o_ \\ /`'.__ ,-'\ .-'---'-. \\| | \ / _....._\ \/'-.....\ _/|`\ | / e.e \| ; | (\ '-. \| ._. // | o \ \\ '-=_~ ( '-.__.-' `| ; o | |\\ _=_=~ .'`-_ _/ `\ \ o _=' / \\ ~ / / `)-.;_ | .'.__ ,-_~_=`, /\\__ \___\_/ / \ / / ~ ~ \ \\ / '...\__./`\ / \ `-.,___/\___..-' ; ; | _ | | | |___|___| ; ; jgs / T \ \ / '---'---' '.__ __.' `` ' ``` .-------. |# | __|_______|__ '-/ 0 0 \-' _ | V | \// \ '...' / ./== _o_ /`'.__ ,-'\ // .-'---'-. | `| \ // / _....._\ /'-.....\-._|// | / e.e \| ; | (/ '-. \| ._. // /| o \ | '-=_~ ( '-.__.-' `| / ; o | |.- _=_=~ .'`-_ _/ `\_// \ o _=' / ~ / / `)-.;_ |//\ .'.__ ,-_~_=`, \___\_/ / \ / / ~ ~ \ / '...\__./`\ / \ `-.,___/\___..-' ; ; | _ | | | |___|___| ; ; jgs / T \ \ / '---'---' '.__ __.' `` ' ``` *-=[ snowman ]=- 9/00 L E T I T .--._ S / (`{_} ) *\ N / | |* '. 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'. /_......_\ _ __ _ ."` `". | | ______ \ |; |_.-'o o`-._/ || | V | ||_ , |\ `'----'` / '-.` .-';'---.--.--'; || | \ '. \ _||_ /'-.____\ `\ ; / ) | | |`\ | _.' \ \ \ \ \ || ()\ \\\ \ \|| \\\\\\ \ | || () |_/ || ; jgs || () ' '. .'|| '. -' '-. .-' || `" " ` `--. *-=[ holiday greetings ]=- 12/00 __ /\ __ __ /\ __ __ /\ __ __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ \/ _ _\/ _ ___ ___\/_ _ \/ .\/. + | | | / \ | \| \| | | ' .\/. -=><=- | || ' || '_/| '_/\ / -=><=- '/\' |_|_||_|_||_| |_| |_| * '/\' __ /\ __ _ _ ___ _ _ ___ _ _ _ __ __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/| | |/ \| | | || \ / \ | | |/ _/\_`\/`_/ <_>()<_>| || | || |_ | || | || ' |\ /\_ \<_>()<_> /_,/\,_\|_|_|\___/|___||_||___/|_|_| |_| /__//_,/\,_\ \/ _{}_ \/ .\/. * .' '. + .\/. -=><=- ' + /_......_\ + -=><=- '/\' _ __ _ ."` `". * '/\' __ /\ __ | | ______ \ __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ |; |_.-'o o`-._/ \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> || | V | ' <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ ||_ , |\ `'----'` / /_,/\,_\ \/ '-.` .-';'---.--.--'; * \/ .\/. * || | \ '. \ * .\/. -=><=- _||_ /'-.____\ `\ ; -=><=- '/\' / ) | | |`\ + '/\' __ /\ __ ' | _.' \ \ \ \ ' __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ \ || ()\ \\\ \ \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> \|| \\\\\\ \ | <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ || () |_/ /_,/\,_\ \/ * || ; * \/ .\/. || () ' '. .\/. -=><=- ' .'|| '. -' '-. -=><=- '/\' .-' || `" " ` `--. '/\' __ /\ __jgs __ /\ __ __ /\ __ __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ \/ \/ \/ \/ *-=[ santa snowman ]=- 10/00 .---. .' , _\ _ /_____\{_} / ( . {_______} | `|_ / . . \ \_.'_} |. v .| {_.'| \ '...' / | \{`'.___.'`} \ /'._ _.'`\ \ ; o ``` \ ; o \ \_ | o_ \.'` } ;==[_]======{__.'\ \ |/) | `; .' /_/ / `- / / / /\ \ {`-._/ \ _.'`} ;-.__} {__.'\ __/ / \_ \ ( ` / / / jgs '.__/ (__.' *-=[ snowman ]=- 10/00 _..._ | | | | |_..._| __.;.---.;.__ '-/ \-' ._ , | o _ o | . _ \| | (_> | , |/ _\\ . '\ '---' / \//--. ` \\/ |`'-----;`\-.//_ .--\\ .'-.____.|-(.// , \) _ \ \/ '-'\ | (_) | ||.__/ | _ \ \| """" ""| (_) \_.;"" """ "" jgs \ / "" "" ... '._ _.' "" ... .. '-----' """ .. """ *-=[ snowman ]=- tweak 12/00 _ _{_}_ /_..._\ /` `\ | _.-----._ | ,_ \/ o o \/ . _ \| | V | , |/ _\\ . \ '...' / \//--. ` \\/ |`'-----;`\-.//_ .--\\ .'-.____.|-(.// , \) _ \ \/ '-'\ | (_) | ||.__/ | _ \ \| """" ""| (_) \_.;"" """ "" jgs \ / "" "" ... '._ _.' "" ... .. '-----' """ .. """ *-=[ shoveling snowman ]=- 10/00 _...Q._ .' '. / \ ;.-""""--.._ | /'-._____..-'\| .' ; o o |`; / /| () ; \ _.-, '-' ; '.__.-' \ \ .-"`, | \_ / `'` '._`.; ._ / `'--.,_=-;_ \ \| `\ .\_ /` \ `._ \ \ `/ ``---| \ (~ \ \. | o , \ (~ (~ ______________ \ \`_\ _..-' \ (\(~ |.------------.| \/ `` / \(~/ || FREE SNOW || \__ __..-' - '. || """" """" || \ \``` \ || shovel all || ;\ \o ; || you want! || | \ \ | ||____________|| ; \ \ ; '------..------' \ \ \ _.-'\ / || '. \-' \ .' || _.-" ' \-' .-||-. jgs \ ' ' ' \ '..---.- ' \ ' ' _.' \' ' _.-' \ _.-' ` *-=[ waving snowman ]=- 10/00 .-. | \_..---._ \_ .' `;. / _.-'` \ ; .-' _.-'~; | .' .-' \ _....__ ; / .' o | \ | ~_- ~ ' . `'..'; / o /> ; \|/ ~_- ~_.._. ' . \| __,' / /` ~ ~_- ~_.._. . ' '._ _.-;`. ,/ ~ `;.' '_ `""`. ' . \ // `;-'`'-.__ . _/// /. ' .-'`'''o \/ _.-' . .' | ~-...--'` . ' . / (\ o ; ~ _~- ~ ' . .-'` \\ / ~ -~ -_...-'\ \\ o / ~ - ~ ;._ `\ _.; .' `` \__ '. / |\ ` \ ; / \ ; ._..--"""| |""--..__ | | ; ; jgs \ / '. .' `-..__ __..-' -=[ all I need to know about life ]=- 12/00 ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM A SNOWMAN by Frank Brothers __ /\ __ __ /\ __ __ /\ __ __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ \/ \/ \/ \/ .\/. It's okay if you're a little bottom .\/. -=><=- heavy -*- Hold your ground, even -=><=- '/\' when the heat is on. -*- Wearing '\/' __ /\ __ white is always appropriate. -*- __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ -*- Winter is the best of the four \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> seasons. -*- It takes a few extra <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ rolls to make a good midsection. /_,/\,_\ \/ -*- There is nothing better than a \/ .\/. foul-weather friend. -*- The key to .\/. -=><=- life is to be a jolly, happy soul. -=><=- '/\' -*- It's not the size of the carrot, '\/' __ /\ __ but the placement that counts -*- __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ We're all made up of mostly water. \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> -*- You know you've made it when <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ they write a song about you. -*- /_,/\,_\ \/ Accessorize! Accessorize! Access- \/ .\/. orize! -*- Avoid yellow snow. -*- .\/. -=><=- Don't get too much sun. -*- Don't -=><=- '/\' put someone else's corncob pipe in '/\' __ /\ __ your mouth - you never know where __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ it's been. -*- It's embarrassing \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> when you can't look down and see <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ your feet. -*- It's fun to hang out /_,/\,_\ \/ in your front yard. -*- Always put \/ .\/. your best foot forward. -*- There's .\/. -=><=- no stopping once you're on a roll. -=><=- '/\' . _{_}_ * '/\' __ /\ __ + /_..._\ + __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ * /` `\ \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> | _.-----._ | <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ ,_ \/ o o \/ . _ /_,/\,_\ \/ \| | V | , |/ * \/ .\/. + _\\ . \ '...' / \//--. .\/. -=><=- ` \\/ |`'-----;`\-.//_ -=><=- '/\' .--\\ .'-.____.|-(.// , . '/\' __ /\ __ \) _ \ \/ '-'\ __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ * ; (_) | |;.__/ + \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> " "" | _ \ \| . "" <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ """" "| (_) \_.;"" "" /_,/\,_\ \/ "" \ / "" " \/ .\/. "" .. '._ _.' H A P P Y .\/. -=><=- .. '-----' H O L I D A Y S-=><=- '/\' """ .. """ '/\' __ /\ __jgs ""__ /\ __ "" __ /\ __ ""__ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ \/ \/ \/ \/ *-=[ snowflake ]=- 10/00 {}_{} {}_ / \ _{} < \>. {} * \ : / * {} _/\_{} /\'.'.'/\ {}_/\_ {}<_ . \_ \ \| |/ / _/ . _>{} * > '.-'-\ ' ' /-'-.' < * {}_ {}\ |'. _\ * /_ .'| /{} _{} | \ < \' .* | | *. '/ > / | {} _> '._\ \_|_'.|.|.'_|_/ /_.' <_ {} <_-=- _ *____ : :_____* _ -=-_> {} > .' / / | .'|'|'. | \ \ '. < {} |_/ <_/. '*__| |__*' .\_> \_| {} {}/ |.' / * \ '. | \{} {} *_> .'-.-/ , , \-.-'. <_* {}<_ '_/` / /| |\ \ `\_' _>{} \/ {} \/.'.'.\/ {} \/ jgs {} * / : \ * {} <_/>'<\_> {} \_/ {} {} {} -*=[ Christmas tree ]=- 9/00 | '.'.' -= o =- .'.'. | , / \ .'. o'. / 6 s ^.\ /.-.o *.-.\ `/. '.'9 \` .'6. * s o '. /.--.s .6 .--.\ `/ s '. .' * .\` .' o 6 .` .^ 6 s'. /.---. * ^ o .----.\ `/s * `.^ s.' ^ * \` .' o , 6 `.' ^ o 6 '. /,-^--, o ^ * s ,----,\ `'-._s.;-,_6_^,-;._o.-' jgs | | `"""` *-=[ Christmas tree ]=- 10/00 _/\_ > _< /` `. .' ' o \ ( () @ '. .-' *_.-'-; .' 0 Q () `-. / @ o . * ) `-...-""- '-~'` _.'` Q * 0 @`-. .' o . * '-. / @ .___.~-' () `\ ( () * Q'.__Q *.' '-.-' `--._ @ ``-. _.-' @ __.-'~'-. @ `-. .' * ..-' o 0 `) / 0.-~-._ 0 * _.~-.*__.' '._ () '-.____.-'Q . '-. ;--' Q * * o @ '-. .-' * '.___ ..~ - . 0 () Q '. / @ o * _.''~.._____.--'`-. '-.___Q . 0 () @ * @`;_*8*_ .':. `'c___c .___.-~ Q o .=..=. |\ \\ | /. ':. /. .\ 0 @ _____((-\/-))__|\\ \\| ; ':. ':.\_T_/: _______ |-__-----||-----| \\ \| |. ':. /` `\ ||__||_|_\/ || |\ \\ | \:. ':(/ \) |"" |____|\ || |\\ \\| '::.__'/';-;'\ (=)==(=)==(=)\"""~~"""""| \\ \| jgs ()/ \() *-=[ gingerbread man ]=- 9/00 _...._ .' '. / _ _ \ | O O | ; ; .-;-. \ '--' / /\.7./\ .-. '. .' .-./\/ )/ (_ \ ) ( / _)/ ` \ '-' '-' /\/ '. 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'.___/ *-=[ holiday mailbox ]=- 11/00 __ [_ | _____||_____ .'` _ || .'`\ ,;;, / _[_]_ || / | _(\()/)___ | (") \/ | | /__(/\)___/| | >/ . \< | || || || | \_:_/ | _.'| || || '-----...----`\ |____||____|/ | | \ | | | '.__/ jgs | | *-=[ holiday border ]=- 12/00 __ /\ __ __ /\ __ __ /\ __ __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ \/ \/ \/ \/ .\/. .\/. -=><=- -=><=- '/\' '/\' __ /\ __ __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_> <_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ /_,/\,_\ \/ \/ .\/. .\/. -=><=- -=><=- '/\' '/\' __ /\ __ __ /\ __ __ /\ __ __ /\ __ \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ .\'/. \_`\/`_/ <_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_>-=>*<=-<_>()<_> /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ '/.\' /_,/\,_\ \/jgs \/ \/ \/ *-=[ manger scene ]=- 9/00 /\ .--._/ \_.--. `) (` _.-' '-._ '-. .-' `) (' /.-"-. .-"-.\ jgs ` \/ ` /\ //\\ //||\\ // || \\ //\ || /\\ //'.\||/.'\\ //___> <___\\ //------------\\ // \\ // .-"-. \\ // ( (`\) \\ // '-/| `\ \\ // .-"-. / | || \\ // (.-. ) / | || \\ || / /)-' =`-.| || || ||/ / '-| .-""-. | =\| || |/ |'./ (__()__) | | || / /\====\ /==| |=|| /_.-' | >--< |-.-| || jgs |----' `-.-' || *-=[ holy family ]=- 10/00 ___ .' | '. / \_' / \ =.|__/ `\,z.---..._ _ __ __-"=_'='-,/_|.-._ `/_-_ / _/._)_=.="_=\__-- __`--'-__ / (_~(..\~\ \--__--__- -- / (_'.__)---./ / /.' 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( \ / `) \||, )( '(-` / ( \\/ /\ / \ \ \./ )==( / / / \//' ; '|\` |______/ | / / |/ / ;( ( jgs | \ \ | |\ \ |_/.\_| / ) / ) /_/|/_/| *-=[ woman at lamp post ]=- tweak 11/00 + (_) / \ /_____\ |.;.| \(%)/ \_/ o=={_}==o | | | | ,sSSSSs | ,sSSS` "> | SSSS@ =) | SSSSS_(_ __ | |SS/ _)_) /.- | |< \ /\// | | \|==(\_/ | | (/ ; | | |____| | | \ |\ | | ) ) ) | | ( |/ | | /\ | jgs| /.(=\ Y\_\ *-=[ bedoin woman ]=- ___ .' '. / \ ||#######|| | /"""""\ | ||_a_\_a_|| | | | | / \ / \ | '. .' | jgs/__/ `/ \ COUPLES: CHILDREN: OTHER CHARACTERS: *-=[ Active Buddy -- rocket robot ]=- 11/00 http://www.activebuddy.com ___ |.-.| ____||_||____ |.-----------.| || [] [] || || || || []_____[] || _ || [_____] || _ __| |__||___________||__| |__ |.---. _ .---.| ||___| _____ | |__ |___|| '----. |___ || _ | .----' |_ ____| || || | _| | | _ || || | | .-| | |_| || || | |-. .' | |_____||____| | '. .' | .-. | '. | | | | | | | _\ | | /_ | |_.-' '.____| |____.' '-._| /::/;| |;\::\ /::|;;|_|;;|::\ |::|;;;;;;;|::| |:::\;;;;;/:::| \:::\;;;/:::/ \:::\;/:::/ \:::::::/ \:::::/ \:::/ jgs \:/ ` RELIGION: *-=[ angel ]=- 10/00 _, .-~~~-. ,_ .'/ (*~*~/~*) \'. / / ( /```\ ) \ \ / | (` ^)^ `) | \ ; \ ( \ = / ) / ; | \( .)'-'(. )/ | | ( /` \ / `\ ) | ; ; Y ; ; \ | , | / '. | /|\ | .' '-| \/ T \/ |-' \ |/ \| / | |===| | ; / \ ; \_/ \_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs | | |*~*~*~*| `-.....-' *-=[ church ]=- 9/00 . -|- | /A\ //^\\ ,// _ \\, |/`/_\`\| | , | | /^\ | |//'\\| ,//` _ `\\, ,//` .'|'. `\\, ,//` |-|-| `\\, ,//` [_|_] `\\, |/T T\| | _ __ __ _ | | /_\ | | | /_\ | | |_| | .|. | |_| | | |__|__| | jgs '----[_______]----' ======= ====== ====== *-=[ angel ]=- 9/00 __.....__ .-" "-. .' 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'.___.'` '--' MYTHOS: SPORTS/GAMES: *-=[ jigsaw puzzle ]=- 11/00 .-. __ __ __| |__ / | | \ / __| '-' |__ __| / \ / \__ __/ \__ .-. | .-. | | ___| |__ __ __\__| |__/__ __\ \ / | | \ / | | \ |__ __| '-' |__ __| '-' |__ \ / \ / \ __/ \__ __/ \__ __/ | | .-. | | .-. | /__ __\__| |__/__ __\__| |__/ / | | \ / | | __| '-' |__ __| '-' / \ / \__ __/ \__ | .-. | | \__| |__/__ __\ jgs | | '-' _________________________________________________ / \ / \ / \ | |__ __| |__ __| | | \ / \ / | | __/ \__ __/ \__ | | .-. | | .-. | | .-. | |__| |__/__ __\__| |__/__ __\__| |__| | / | | \ / | | \ | | __| '-' |__ __| '-' |__ | | / \ / \ | | \__ __/ \__ __/ | | | .-. | | .-. | | |__ __\__| |__/__ __\__| |__/__ __| | | | \ / | | \ / | | | | '-' |__ __| '-' |__ __| '-' | j \ / \ / | g __/ \__ __/ \__ | s | | | | | \_________/_________\_________/_________\_________/ _ _ _ _| |_ _| |_| |_ _| |_ _ _| |_ |_| |_|_ _| |_ _| |_| |_ _| |_ _ _| |_ _|_| |_|_ _ |_| |_ _| |_| |_ _| |_ _ _| |_ _|_| |_| jgs |_| BODY PART: *-=[ I love you - American Sign Language ]=- 11/00 .-. / \ | | ;-=-; | | .'`\ | _ | / | |'-'| .-. /'. / | | .-. / \ / / | |/ \| | /`=./ ; _.'| ||-=-|/ / |` |-=-|| |`'.; .-""-. | | ||.-.| | /___ `\ ;`'-.;.-.;|| || | '---; '._/-._ || ||\\_//"-./ `\ ; `\\_// `"` \ \ . `"`,`''--.. | \ : `\ `\' , | \ . | '. . ; `\ _. / jgs |`-; __ _ ..-'| | | | | | | _ / \ | | _ | |_ _ / | _ | / \ \/ / \`\| | | | / \ \`\_/_/-| \ ' | \ .` / jgs | | _ / \ | | _ | |_ _ / | __ |-/ \ \/ / /_ `\|_| | | / `\ ` \_/_/-| \ ' | \ .` / jgs | | *-=[ "live long and prosper" ]=- 11/00 _ .-T | _ | | | / | | | | / /`| _ | | |/ / / \`\| '.' / / \ \`-. 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'-,._ \__.-`-;''` ``--'`""'""`""""`-- `-- ``` `""""`"""'"`""" ----' FLOWERS/PLANTS: -=[ flowers ]=- 11/00 , /\ , ;-./ '/ \' \.-; .-| `\; ;/` |-. .-'._\ |_.._| /_.'-. .-\ `;.'` `'.;` /-. '._;--./ \.--;_.' < | | > .`';--'\ /'--;'`. '-/ _,;'.,_ _,.';,_ \-' '-.' / | '' | \ `;-' '-| ,/; ;\, |-' jgs ;-'\ .\ /. /'-; ' \/ ' , /\ , ;-./ '/ \' \.-; .-| `\; ;/` |-. .-'._\ |_.._| /_.'-. .-\ `;.:::::::.;` /-. '._;--./:::;;;;:::\.--;_.' < |::;;;;;;::| > .`';--'\:::;;;;:::/'--;'`. '-/ _,;'::::::::';,_ \-' '-.' / |`''`| \ `;-' '-| ,/; ;\, |-' jgs ;-'\ .\ /. /'-; ' \/ ' -=[ pointsettias ]=- 10/00 ,-, ,._ .' ( ..-, | .`'. / ' |.'` .| \ . \| : / .' / ,__; ' ; : ; . _;_ | `'-. \ /; _.'` '-._ \ ' . '. ()0()/ . .. ' / '.__ '_()()0()._ _.' .' ``` ,(0()-._ ````-. / ' .'.|.\ .`'. ' . \ | ' ./ . ; \ . \.__.-` '--'`| . / ' '.__ '\ jgs ) _.'\ . / ``` `` '. ( `` __ \ '. | ' '. , /` ' \ _, __.., )'._ /`'-; . ,:-' \ .'` ' | | . `'| ' `\ / ' |' . / ,\ '. \ ' |,| . / . .' |'-._ /'-:_ ' .'( _.:-, _.-'-'`. | . '| . 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'_.-'.-' jgs _,-'` _.-'`_.-` .' \_.'`\.-` '---` `--` -=[ gargoyle ]=- 5/98 ,_ ___ _, .---.| '. _.' , '._ .' |.---. / \`\\' :;: '//`/. \ |; |; \,_ ' _,/ ;| ;| |;. \_|\d| _ |b/|_/ .;| \;;. /\_ /"\ _/\ .;;/ ';;;. |//( ___ )\\| ,;;;' \;;;-"` \ \V V/ / `"-;;;/ \/ / )-( \ \/ | , / | | \ , | ; ;/ | | \; ; \ | | . | | / \ \ |;:;| / / '. ` /:;:\ ` .' |'.__/--.--\__.'| |/` | `\| / , | , \ | / | \ | || | || ;\ / \ /; \\ | | // \| | | |/ jgs / \_/ \ ( `-._ ) `-. `-; `\|`, \'._\ \/ ` -=[ Sphinx ]=- 5/98 .sSSSSSSSs sSS=""^^^"s /\ , / \_\_\|_/_) /';; /| \\\/.-. .-./ / \;| /. \,S' - - | / -.;| | '.SS _| ; ; '-.;\, |'-.SS\ __ /S | _ ';\\. \' SSS\_____/SS | '- ';\\. \_SSS[_____]SS \ '--.-';;-. __SSS/\ SSS \ .--' ';;'.=SSS`\\_\_SSS `._ .-'` _';;..=.=.=.\.=\ ;-._-' _.;\.=.=.=.|.=| , _.-' `"=._ ;\=.=__/__/ )\ .'` __ ".;|.=.=.=./ (_\ .-` '. | \/=.=.=/` /\\ \-,| |.--'| / \`, // \ | | | ( (__) ) _.-'--, \ | | '--, ;----' -'--,__}}} \ '--, __}}} jgs \_________}}} \___}}} -=[ Sphinx ]=- 5/98 (\ \)-----,,_ /-. // / < ^ )_// / |- \/_/ ..._ `) _.'-"` '._ .'-' '. // __ `. \\ .=;;;;==. `\ | /;;);;);;);=.___) \__,.';;);)'';;);;);;;;. .--. || |`-.=' `=;;;;);;)\ ((``\\ || / `;--.__, `=;;);;) )) \`=. || | (_ ,-"` ` \`"` // `='` || | .-'(___ `'.,__ '--'/ jgs _;-' | `".---'`` ;---'`'-'` ``""""` `""""""""` -=[ harpy ]=- 5/98 , , |\ /| , \'._ , , _.'/ , |\ {'. '-`\, ,-._**_.-, ,/`-' .'} /| \`'-'-. '.`\ \*____*/ /`.' .-'-'`/ ,'-'-._ '. ) ) /` `\ ( ( .' _.-'-', |\'- _ '. , / / /""\ \ \ , .' _ -'/| \'-. . ; ( \_|^ ^|_/ ) ; . .-'/ `'--, . ; {`-. \__/ .-'} ; . ,--'` '--`_. ; { ^ \ _| |_ / ^ } ; ._`--' `,_.-- ; { ^ `-'` `'-` ^ } ; --._,` ,_.- ; {^ / \ ^} ; -._, ,_.-`), /\{^,/\\_'_/\_'_//\,^}/\ ,(`-._, _.'.-` /.' \ / `.\ `-.'._ ` _.' ` \ / ` '._ ` .-'. .'-. .' `` ^ '. / ^ ^ ^ ^ \ | ^ ^ ^ | /^ ^/ \ ^ \ \,_^_/ ^ \_,^./ /=/ \^ / \=\ __ /=/_ | ^| _\=\ __ <(=,'=(==,) | | (,==)=',=)> /_/|_\ / \ /_|\_\ `V (=| .' '. |=) V` V / _/ \_ \ V jgs `"` \ / `"` \( -=[ hobgoblin ]=- 5/98 , _.._ , (`._."` `"._.') '._ _.' /\ | /`-. .-'\ | __ .'.' |(_()_\/_()_)|' `\ ( ( ; ,____, ; \ ) ) \ /VvvV\ / \ \.__ / / /`'._`""`_.' \ \ `\/ / / . `--' \ \ / / / `-, _.----' \ ; / / ) / .--------` \ / /.----' / / ___. \ / /| _ _,| (---' \ | / / | \`""` \\\\ \ | / /` | | \\\` \ \ / / ; | / / / / _ \ / /` /` / _\/( | | / .'_ | ( \ '--' \ .' (__)`\ \\\\ `-------' jgs /________.' `\\\ -=[ imp ]=- 5/98 , , . ( ) -.\ | | / .- |\ /| _ \'/ \'/ | \.-""-./ | \_) ;-' `'-; (_/ ; _ _ ; ) / \ ( \ (.\/.) / .-. / | \ \ \ \/\/ /-._.' \ | | \ \ \ .. /_ \ | | \ \ | |__) |\ \ | | \ `"`|==|_ | \ \| | \,-'|==| \ | \ | \/ '. / `\ / | | ` , | | )\ __.....__/ | / \ /` \ `//` | \`-....-'\ `-.____.'/ | | / /`"-----'` | | | | | / | | .------' \ / / (((--------' \ | | \ | | | | | / / ) jgs / | (-(-(' -=[ mermaid ]=- 5/98 sSSs S{'SSS sSS)sSSSs SS(( S\SSs sSSS) (\\SSS ~~_^~~~_~~^~~_^~^^^-^^SS/`-\//Ss~~^~~_^~~~^_^~^~^^ - _ - ~ - - _ ~.-' __//SSs - _ - _ ~- _ - ~_ - _ - _ - ,=( -.;_, `=, - ~ _ - _ ~ _ - - _ ~- ,=' ``', ( `=, - _ - _- - -~_ - _ ( \(` `)- _ - - jgs -~ `"~. _ ._ `_, _ _.=` ~ - - _ ~- _- _- ~- _ - _ ~ _ - - _ - _~ -~ -_ _ - - _ - _ - _ - _ - - _ - _ =-[ pegasus ]=- 5/98 , .''. _.'. 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[Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/cows9106_2.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/cows9106_2.htm ...:::/// THE SEQUEL OF THE COWS \\\:::... Part 2 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS! ________________________ (__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo) ( Udderly Cool Cows! ) /-------\/ --'\________________________/ * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! * / | || * ||----|| Edited by David A. Bader ^^ ^^ Cow = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = ______ (__) | | (__) (oo) | | ($$) ----\/ /-----^^^^^^ /-------\/ || / | || / | IRS || ---|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Accowntant (___) (___) (___) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) \ / \ / \ / __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ Cowed Forces \ _ / - ( ) - /\ / " \ /| | (__) (__) / | | (oo)\ ________(oo) /____| | \/| \ /| \/ / \/ | \ / |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \ * || || |__________| ||| ____\---* ^^ ^^ Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice ) ( _ (____) / \ (__) ==========I / = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I (-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\/ \ ||||| I ( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< \ |||| I /------- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||----| \ ||| I / | || \/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ \ || I * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo ______________________ _______________________ | | | | | (__) | | (__) | | (oo) | | (oo) | | /-------\/ | |---\/ /----| | / | || | | || / | | | * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--| | ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ | |--------------------| |---------------------| Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1 (__) (__) (oo) (oo) ______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __ /___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/| |___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_|| |_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|^^ ^/|___|| |___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/ Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989 ______________(__)_________________ (__) /_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo) | \/ || \/ _|_ _|| || /__/_______________________________/__/| || ( ) ( )| || | |________________________________| | | || \_____________________________________/] /------- / [] [] [] / | || * ||----|| COW-CH ^^ ^^ Cowraffe * * \ / \ / /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \/ / (__) \ +----------+ | (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\ | | | |^^^| \/. \\ // \_* |^^^| | | | |-----`//`====='\\-----| | | | | |-----//---------||----| | | | | |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+ ^||^ ^||^ || || "COWCH POTATO" +------------+ + | B A T E S | (__) o | (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /| ----------  p; | \/ ( ) +------------+ \==/ / | |\ \ W------ | | ( ) v | ---------- *---- ====; ( ) | | (__) | \ / ( ) \ | (oo) | \ | ( ) \ | \/ | \+ | ( ) ---------- + ( ) Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | | o o Psycho Cow (with knife) (__) (oo) ------------------------- _______________________ /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ^ ^ /| / | || ------------------------- | \ ^ ^ ^ / | * ||----|| |(_\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)| ^^ ^^ |(oo\ ^ /oo)| The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ^ ^ / \/ | |(__) \ / (__)| \ / \(oo)(_\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)| \_____________/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \// /\___________/\ \ \/ \ ^ / \/ / Cow in / /\_________/\ \ \ (__)\ / (__) / trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \ \ (oo) \^/ (oo)/ / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :(__)\// ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___ \ (__):(oo) / \ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ / \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / / \\/(__) / \ \ \/_______\/ / / \ (oo)/ \ \/_________\/ / \ \// \/___________\/ \:/ / \ / \ (__) (__) (______) (__) (oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo) /--------\/ /^^^^^^^\/ /-----\ / /-------\/ ./ | | ./ {^)))))_} / | |\/ / | || |--W-----| ||`` || * ||----|| * (.)(.)|| | | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's loss program the program Cow Cow (___) ( OO ______ ______ _____\_ | ______ (__) ______ | | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| | | |____| |____| | | |__\/_| | | | | | | | (__) | | | __________ | (oo) | __________ | | | | | \/-------\ | | | | | | | | ___ | ___ |_\_ | | | | | | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | | | | (oo) | | (oo) | | | \___\/___/ \___\/___/ | | | | | ( ______ ) ( / \ ) ( / \ ) ( | | ) | | | | | | | | |_________________________|________|______________| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (__) \ \ (oo) / /---\----\/ / / | \ || * (__) / * ||---\-\\ \ ( OO / ~~ ~~ \---\___/\_|\=/> ^^ ^^ | \===/> \\_____// | /______/ / || | _________\\_\\_____/____________________ /\------\ ^ ^ / (oo) \ / (--) * / Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking ______________________ | |\ | (__) | | | (oo) | | | \/ | | | / \ \ | | ///////// \_ \_/////// | | | / | | (__) | /++++++< | | _____(oo) |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/ | * | \_\_ | | / | || _______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____ cow-lliope in the circus parade * \ w \ w (__) \\ /\ // (oo) \\/ \// \/ | | (__) >--( )--< |(__)| (oo) / \ \(OO)/ .-\/-. >--- {} ---< //\/\\ <| |> v /\ v || || \ \/ / | (oo) | ||__|| |\/\/| \(^^)/ /^^ ^^\ /----\ | | / ======== \ / \ | | / \ /* * * \ / \/ \ |==============| /__*_*_*_\ | \ | \ / || || ^ / ^ \ ======== / ^^ ^^ * \ _____ / Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus (__) -'`- "Here's (oo) ____________________ ( oo ^ mooing /-------\/ | | /\_|-- at you, / | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \__ _ kid!" * ||----| / ====================== | \___[' ^^ ^ || || | || Cowncillor his cowch |____|- | | ~ ~ (__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\ / | || =================== || | \ * ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| * ^^ ^^ -- ^ ^ ^ ^ -- ^^ ^^ (__) A game of cowntract bridge (oo) / \/ ____________ / \===^__| | ---------------------- _|___ /\ |______________| (__) | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | | (oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | | /-------\/ ---------------------- I I^ ^ | | / | || | \-/ | | | | * ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart ^^ ^^ ---------------------- Just a humble cownoisseur (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ a cownfluence _______ (__( .-< | | | (oo) | |___|___| ___\/___| |\_____/| | | | | | | | | |_______| >-' | | _ | _ | *----/\ /-------// |--(_)--| / \ / | || |_______| (__) / \ * ||----|| | | (++) ^ ^ ^^ ^^ |_______| \/ Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow _ ________|@|________ | POLICE BOX | __ |---------------| (^\/^) \(:)/ |_______| / | \oo/ (o|o) || | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/ ||-----|| | | /| | /| | ||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ^ ||----|| | ___ | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow | _____ | (__) || || (oo) --------- || ||----//\/ ---< Master? > || ||B-9 \ | --------- ||_____||______\| |_______|_______| ---------------- a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! | ( ----0 ---------------- (___) "Moo have twenty _\/_ |===| seconds to comply." /oooo\---O ________\_/ / /oooooo\ | | | /oooooooo\ # ||______|| /oooooooooo\ || || /____________\ ^^ ^^ RoboCow a Dalek Cow __________________ ___________________ ___________________ /ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\ /cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\ ------------------------ -------------------------- ------------------------- \ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/ \McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ronald McDonald's Cows @ @ @@@ @ @@ @ Pffii @@@@ @@ ___________D @@@@@@ |________ | _______ (__) | / \ / ( oo /~| | __ \ / /\_|// | | / \ | | _/____/__| | | | | | | ___/-----------------_| (__) | / \ \ \ `(oo) | / \ | | |\/ | | O | / / __ / |----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__) \ / | o | \\\ _( )_ ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____ Cow Express Suicidal Cow o _____________ /\ / \ [__] ( take off, eh! ) __ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/ \/----///\ /-------\/ */\______(xx) / | ||__| ( ) * ||----| U ^^ ^ Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o O ) ( ) ( ) ( o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o /------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/ / | $$$$ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry ___ _/...\ *==\ ________________ __________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \ /| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo | / | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/ * |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/ ||| ||| * | _ |_| _ | || --+_+- || Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- -- | |_ | |_ /\ |____| |____| / O\ Santa Cows / , \ / O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ -/ , \- / |~ |~ \ / O \ | |~ o| |~ o| | /, , \ / \ o| o| / / O O \ / \ / -/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ / O , \ / / . / , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\. / O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\. / O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\. ------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\. ||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ || || ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~ Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Christmas Cowols O O O O O * Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\ _____________________| |_____ /||o\ /______________________________\ /|o|||\ ~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\ ~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\ ~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\ /-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\ / | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | | * ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |----------------------| /\ | | /\ /\/ \ | | / \/ / \/\ | | / \ \ | | ---------------------------- |______________________| \/ |----------------------| o-@@ |______________________| Minimalist Dead Cow ---------------------- Mark Rothko Cow /=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><> \|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#*** (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___ ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))( /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$ ------------------------------------------------- (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________ ------------------------------------------------- | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/ | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || | ------------------------------------------------- | * ||----|| | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ^^ ^^ | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow | ------------------------------------------------- -------------------- Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow oo -- \/ cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow II ( MOOOOOO ! ) II\ ________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! ) |\ `v' \ + II (00) | \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\ | ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he ) |\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? ) | \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\ \ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \ (\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- (_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- What cows think when people MOO at them /\\ ^ (__) (__) /__\\ | ( oo _ (oo) _ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\ / \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \ | /|I I| | ==== | | ^/ |I I| | | | | | |I I| /| _ \ / \ | |I I| / / / \ \ __________\ | |_____| * || || \\ ^ *^ ||_ ||_ (_) cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell. (!!) _/\_ \_\ !!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo) !/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/ !/ |______|| / |______|| / |________|| * || || * || || * || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /--------------- \/ / ------------- \/ / ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| ) / ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| ) * ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| ) ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| ) (+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ^---------^ || || || || || || || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR" /\ / \ __ ________ ------ DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====| MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v| \/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |^^ *| / | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------ * ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----|| ~~ ///~~ \===/ ^^ ^^ Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege (__) (oo) /-------\/ # # / | || \\ // * ||----||\ \\ // ^^ ^^ \ \ --- / \ | | | | | | | | | / \_/ \ (__) | // \\ <--(xx)--#- | // \\ /\ ___________\|/___________ Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party ___--------___ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / . . . \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |\/ . (__) . \/| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^ || . . (oo) . . || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |/\ . \/ . /\| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \___ . . ___/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --------- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis ___________________________ | (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__) | ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo) _______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ \-------\/ | | | || | _____ _____ | ||----|| |___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo) |___| |___| Cow-pooling rollerskating cow __ o oo o (__) \||/ (__) (__) (___) (__) (oo) (oo) (o o) ( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ / ( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---|| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow ( ) (___) PRISON# # # # # ||| ||| (o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O) /------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___/ / | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\# # / | ||| * | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || ||| ||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------||| ^^ ^^ # # ^# # #^^# # ^^ ^^ Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows (__) (__) / oo ______ / @@ ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | \ | |_____ | |_____ \|________| *____/|________| CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter (__) (__) / -- ______ / .\/. ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | | |_____ \ | |_____ *____/|________| \|________| CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler \\ \\ \\ \\ / \ / \ / \ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \(__) \ \(__) *--> (oo) *--> (oo) / / \/ o / / \/ / / / / \ / o \ / \ / \ / // // // o // B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run ___ / \ ( ) Happy | \ |--| Mooosic! (__) | | \ /__ (oo) +----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__) |Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)----> |___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/ | | | / / | ^^ / | || o o o | | ||---- * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow (__) +=============================+ (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ | __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__) / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) |[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/ | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| | \ / \ / ------------------------------------ --- --- COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars __ _________ __ _________ ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_ / ( \o/ ) ) / //// ) ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \ \ /O\ ) \ |moo| ) ( @ @ / ( (---) / (_____/\____) (_____/\____) o o o o o o (__) (__) /----(uu) /----(uu) *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) |/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))// ~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*) Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage (__) o o * (__) (oo) o o \ (OO) /-------\/==o o \-------\/ / | || ____ [] | || * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----|| ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~ Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started the Great Chicago Fire of 1885. __// \__ |\__|\ /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 | /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/ / \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| / / \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/ ( )/\ //\( ) ( ) /\ // \ /\ | | / / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ -------- * \( )/ * || || \_ _// nn nn ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow after learning that the vice president has a (__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does (oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ (__, (+o) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\' (oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}--------}} \ o == == -- Cownting... This cow plays hockey /. moo /`'\ . (__) MOO! ` / ./ \.. (oo) / ../ .' \. /-------\/ ../ / ../ \ / | || ./ ./ ./ \ * ||----|| ./ ./ \ \. -------^^----^^----- & .../ ../ ../ \ \ / / / Ech-cow (echo) ________________ (__) ^__^ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO! (oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O// /-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____ / | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW * ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES ^^ ^^ O O o o / \-----/ \ Mr Spock's cow \__/ \__/ * . . , . . * . . . * \ / , (__) , , - * - ( . | . / \ , . \/ . - - . . / \\ , | , * * / /\\ . /\\ / . . * . / \\ . . _|_ , . , / , * | . , . * , . . . , . . . * . The Milky Way \ / ________________________________ \/ / \ (__) /\ | At times likes these you | (oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! | _\/_ // O \________________________________/ * ( ) // O \ (\\ // o \( \\ ) o (__) ( \\ ) /\ (oo) ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__ /\/\ |\__[=======______//________)__\ Cocown (\==/) \|_______________//____________| \<>/ ||| || //|| ||| ||| || @.|| ||| (___) /^^^^^\ || \/ .\/ || /- -\ / MU / . . ( ^ ) __/______/ '.'.` \_O_/ COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow (_ ~ - _) / ~ ( - - | =s O | * | O \ \ - | | \ | - - | ) Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters. (__) ---_ (__) _______________* (oo) /| \ (xx)-\ \ /-------\/ / |\ \_ (__) \/ /-\___________\--\ / | | * ||\ (oo) * ------ ~~ \____ \/ Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef) (__) (oo) \/ \___/ / / \\ (0 0) / /\\ \ / /\\ / v / / \\ | / <-------|-------> / * | |\ | / | \ / __|__ \\ \ \/ \/ / \\ \ \/ \/ / \\___\ \/ \/ / \\ __|__ / \\ \ / / / / \\ |\ /| / \\ | V | / / \\ | | / \\ | | / \\ W W \\ ===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing =========================================== at Malibu wearing a O) O) special cow bikini. The dreaded cowtapult (__) (___) ** ((__)) (__) (__) (___) \\ ((oo)) (oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\// | \/ | ( /*) | | || || | | || || | | |||----||| (___) ^^^ ^^^ Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake (( _ _ (___) (__) ( D\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo) _______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\ /| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \ / ||____| \/^ / \ * ||,---|| * ||-----|| * * || | O O ^^ ^^ \/|(/)(/\(,,/ ^^ ^ Romie mooed... while Julie ate. "Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations) ______________________________________________________ | | _______ | | / _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS | / /(__) || | | ________/ / |OO| || | | | |-------|| | | (| | -.|| |_______________________ | | ____ \ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ | /| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ \|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |___________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ "The Moo-vers are here!" -- (__) * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__) *--- - (QQ) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-) - \------\/ \-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ --- | &nbssp; | | // | // | // | || - ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----|| oo oo ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Roller Cow Cows in polonaise -------------/ / / / / / / (__) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa) \ / ____ |\/| {___} \__/ \/ * \/ (oo) ( * ) (--) | O O | /-------\/ V /--------\Q/ /--------\/ \ / / | ||__| / | || / | || \**/ * ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| -- ^^ ^ -- -- -- -- Milkael Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev (*) (*) (__) ^ ^ (__) (oo) | | | @(oo)@ [..] | = | [..]@@ \ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@ || ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>== || || ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( || ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___|| |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/| | \ | | | | / | = * = = = = * = cows having candlelight dinner (___) (o o) ( ** ) __\_/__ |e e| //^^*^^\ \___/ \ / ____*===*______* / * \ (O O) OO * Givenchy *\ / | * | \ \ / | * * * \ \ |=====| / O /**************** * "|_____|" // ************* | | | Cow exclaiming || || \_/|| | | | "Holy Cow" || || || || |_|_| v| v| v| v| ^ ^ Haute Cowture COWNT |\ |[] |\ (__) | |[] |\ (--) | (__) | |[] |\ * _________\/ /| (o-) | (__) | |[] | (__) /,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (oo) | (__) | | __(oo) *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (OO) | \===== |\/ | *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| _|_/ \_ |===========| *--------------/,, ,, / | -//\-----/\\ o |===========| *----------------| \_/ \_/ o |===========| | ----------------- &nbssp; o |================| Cowazaki COW-WARD o o ______________________________ / \ ( Freisian a jolly good fellow! ) \________________ ____________/ ) ) () (__) // ( ) (__) (oo) / (___) ( __ ) /(oo)---\/ (o o) (oo) /-------\/ || \ /-------\ /-------/|||| / | ||----|| O|| | \ / | || ||| * ||----|| ^^ ||---,|| * * ||----|| | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi (__) |====| /--------------------/ (oo) \oo/ / | || / (__) /-------\/ /-------\/ * ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | || ^^ ^^ \/ * ||----|| * ||----|| ___/ ___/ ^^ ^^ Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher (with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league) /\ __ {__} _[__]_ (oo) /(oo)\ /-------\/ /------@\/@ / | + || / | |@@ * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow _____ _________________ / \ / \ ( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) ) \__ _/ \_____ __________/ (__) ( ( ) ) >(==) \\ // )__( /-\/-\ \ (__) / (oo) /( )\ (oo) \/-------* ^ ( ) ^ /-------\/ || | \ ( ) / | || ||----|| \ /----\ * ||----|| vv vv / \ \ ^^ ^^ ^ * ^ COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga ^^ ^^ O (___) || * ||----|| | (o o) || \ | || (no-bull-ity) ---> % -\ /- || \-------/\ |\/| O | || (oo) | | | || ( ) / v-' || >< /==========| ( ) // || (oo) ,------._(__) || || /-------\/ * | \ ( oo || || / | || vv====>----=\/====vv |===========| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ COWTOW Bi-cow molecule (__) (__) () () _____| oo | |oo| ()() / | /----|-|__|-| (oo) / | / | || /-------UU /____________| * ||----|| / | || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ * ||w---|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up ^^ ^^ as ghost as Frankenstein Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween (__) |\/| (__) (oo) (oo) >(==) __[_]__\/ /-------VV /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| --> . * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2) (very handy) portable COW :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: | ------- | This concludes the second part of THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS. | COW | | Please distribute this file WIDELY on BBSes, etc. It is in ------- | the public domain. ((THANKS TO ALL WHO CONTRIBUTED COWS!!)) | Iconified Cow | Please send me your COWS for the next edition! When drawing | cows, please DO NOT use tabs - use only "real" spaces. ---------------' Cowments? Cowntributions? Send them to the editor... David A. Bader // dbader@eng.umd.edu :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: to main cow page to 1991 cows page .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/cownov89.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/cownov89.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. November 1989 Edition of the Complete Guide to Cows! Thank you David A. Bader... .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. --==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==-- as you've NEVER seen them before! ______________________ (__) / * OFFICIAL EDITION * \ [cow] (oo) ( November 1989 Version! ) /-------\/ --'\______________________/ / | || * ||----|| Edited by Eric W. Tilenius ~~ ~~ Cow BACK TO MAIN COW PAGE - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type with milk after milking cow with milk (___) (___) * (___) (___) (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O * ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow (__) (__) * (__) * (__) (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| ooo~~ ~~ ooooooooooooooooo ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit a shit shit kicked out of her (__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V / | || * |--| . * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. (__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / / | || / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ~~ ~~ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow (__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ / | || / | || /| || * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" (__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms /\ __ / \ || (__) (__) \ / (_||_) SooS (oo) \/ (oo) /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow (__) * (__) (oo) \ (oo) /------\/ \-------\/ /| |/ | | ==$ || / | [) || ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday (___) (__) (__) ( O ) (oo) (oo) /-------\ / \/--------\/ / | ||V | | * ||----|| ||------|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle (__) (__) [##] (@o) /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) / | || / | || / | || (oo) * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman (____) (____) (____) (oo ) (o o) ( O O) /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ~~~~ ~~~~ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight O__O \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty (__) (__) ~~ (oo) (--) ~~~~ /-------\/ /-\/-\ ~~~~~ / | || /| |\ ~~~~~ * ||----|| ~ | | ~ ~~~~~~~~ ====~~====~~==== | | ~~~~~~~~~/ /----\ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / \ \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ * ~ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) )\ (__) / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow swimming at Amityville (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated) * (__) \ (DD) \ /-------\/ |\ / | ||_\_/ \ | \ (__) * ||----| \\|| \(oo) ~~ ~ \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at ~~ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale \\ || \\|| \|| ~~ / / / / / / / / / / / \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / _______ / / Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / / / / (__)| / / / / / (oo)| / / ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||~_| @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ~~ ~ /--UU--\/ (____________) / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather * ||---|| (New) Jersey Cow O O O O \ \ / / \ \ (__) / (__) \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +--------+\// /-------\/ \| | / / | || +--------+ * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" at Gillies in Texas o o |__| (__) (__) (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // (__) // (__) (__) (oo)// (oo)===(oo) /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ / | |// / | || || | \ * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows o o (__) ~ \ / (oo) / \ / _____\/___/ (__) \__/ / /\ / / (oo) _______(oo) ~ / * / /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ ~~ ~~ ||-----|| / / ~~ ~~ ~ ~ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube) o | [---] | | | | |------========| /----|---|\ | **** |=======| /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| | | ___| |==============| | | ___ {(__)} |==============| \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | ----------------- / | NASA |==== | | | * ||------||-----~ ----------------- || | | / / \ \ ~~ ~ | / ---- \ ~~ ~~ This cow jumped over the Moon (__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) /\ \__ ~ :..("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----~/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // /====== \/ =======/==============// *_/ / \ /~ // / \\ / \ ~ // \\ Psycowlogist and patient (___) \~~~~~~~~\ (__) (o o) \~~~~~~~~\\ (oo) \ / *-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/ ~_______/ --- \______~ // -----\ ~--------\ \S/ /\_____~ \\/_~{} /==V===[] \______/ \_____\\// \__/ It's a bird... //\\ The Boss It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien) // // ~~ ~~ ================== _____________________________ H H | |-------------| H (__) H | | ________ | H (oo) H __ | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \ | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP | | | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ / | | o | H~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~H || | | ~ | H H || | | ] | H H || | | | H H || |_____________|_____________| H H || ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard ( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / ) ( ( \\ ) ( | // ) | | (__) | | (oo) (__) | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ | | || ( _)_______(__) ) **| | ---|| \ __________/ ``'---------~~ Cow Hide Cow Pie \ | / ___________ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |~~~~~~| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |~~~~~~| | | | || | | | ( ||| ) | # ~~~~~~ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ||||||| | || |`. (__) (__) ( ) (oo) (oo) /---V /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | / | || ||_______| \ * ||W---|| || || * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ "Cow Town" \ (__) (__) \\(oo) (\/) /-----\\\/ /-------\/ / | (##) / | || * ||----||" * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing (__) (__) (__) (\/) ($$) (**) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ / |'''''|| / | || * ||''''|| * ||----------------|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow * ** ** * ** * * * ** * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / (__) * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) / (00) / / / | |( ) \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() / / | || / / || || \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ~~ ~~ / / ~~ ~~ / / Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat (___) (o o) /------\ / (__) (__) / ____O (oo) (oo) | / /----\----\/ /-------\/ /\oo===| / || / | || | || *||~-----|| * OO----OO * ~~ ~~ ~~ Cowt in the Act low rider cow (__) \__\ (__) (oo) o (oo) (oo) /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ / | || / | || ||______|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow (__) (__) \_||_~ (oo) (oo) (*||*) /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ / | || / || / | || * ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO }{ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow ____ (____) .xxxx. (__) '(oo)` (oo) /-----'-\/ ` /-------\/ / | |============> / | || * ||----| (~) * ||----|| ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow armed and dangerous (___) (___) (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | O~ ||O * ||,---|| * ||,---|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull (---) ( ) /-----\ (___) | | (o o) | | | (-----) \ / | | | / / \ O | * | * | O | ~~ ~~ ----- Coward Phone Bull __________________________ }__{ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \ (00) ( ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU ) :****** \/ ==='\___________________________/' : # ## ##****## "" "" | | | | * | | (__) | | \ (__) | | (oo) | | \ (oo) | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/-- | | / | || | | ----| |--- | | * ||----|| | | -------- | \______~~____~~___ | \_________________ | _________________ | _________________ | / | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. | | | | | | | | | | | \_________________ | _________________ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | (__) | | *---------(..) / \ ~~----~~\/ Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt. . /\ . . : (__) . / \ . . : (xx) / \ . . * : __------\/ / \ * : * ||____|| | (__) | . . ** : / | |\ . /| (oo) |\ ** : / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger . / |=|==|=| \ . * : . / | | | | \ . : / USA | ~||~ |NASA \ . : * (__) |______| ~~ |______| . : \ (oo) . (__||__) . . : \-------\/ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || !!! !!! : ||----|| : ~~ ~~ The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow ...---... ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /(__) \|/ (oo) /---++--\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ~~ ~~ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron ..---.. (__) / \ (oo) | RIP | /-------\/ | | / | || | | * ||----|| | | ~~ ~~ | | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? (__) (oo) /---+ +--\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ~~ ~~ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || -~~- || | \ * ||---- -~~- || * ~~ ~~ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows (__) _--------_ (oo) |__________| BIG /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || __________ * ||----|| |_ _| ~~ ~~ -------- Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow (__) (oo) /'~~~-m (__) / '' ` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===~ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || * ~ ~ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula ____ ____ |+++++| |++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| |++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __ | | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| -----(__)--| &nnbsp; \__\/ _(__)_ \---------------------------------- o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 0 _| * \/ * \ | __________________________________/ | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / / /\ \ \___/ \___/ / / \ \ ~~~ ~~~ Who you gonna call...? (__) (__) (__) (----------) (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------) /| || /| || /| || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter * (__) (__) (__) (__) \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ ~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking (__) (oo) (__) o * (__) \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/ ---/ --** / | / | | *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| //--------/ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ //__ Cow Cow pooing Cow marching standing Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls! (__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/ ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ~ _/\ /\_ ~ /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \// ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (___) ( OO \_ | - Got some cows that aren't in here? Add yours to the official \O collection! 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'-..,'` .:.`\\ | |} ::::::::::::::::::::::' '::::::......:jgs:: \\| | ::::::::::::::::::::' ':::::::::::::::::: \` | ::::::::::::::::::' ':::::::::::::::: | | ::::::::::::::::' ':::::::::::::: {| | ::::::::::::::' ':::::::::::: | | ::::::::::::' ':::::::::: | | ::::::::::' ':::::::: | |} ::::::::' ':::::: | | ::::::' '::::: |/ ::::::' '::::....:::::' ':::::::::' ':::::' ':' -=[ rose ]=- 5/97 .-=.-~, /{,_;--'}, | .=~`|//| | / ; \ | __, || | | | .' \/\ |\| | | |\ / \ /_| \ | , /|'/ / | \ /_ | ,_ `\ \/|/ / /` \ /__/ /\/`'. `\ `./.'/\ /.--' |_\ / \ '. /|\/| // | _\ / | | | \ \/// .""'-. \__\ / .'/| | `)`/__//_/_/_\ '--.\ /\/_| |} /.---. \ \ \ / \\ |\/_/| | //` `'...-' .-""'. \\\/ /{| |// /_\_\_\\__\`(` | / \ / / / .---.\ | | '-..,'` `\\ | |} jgs \\| | \ | | | {| | | | | | | |} | | |/ -=[ Don't forget! ]=- 5/97 ."". _ | | _ (` ':():' `) '-'|/\|`-' / \ /| |)-.--._ ( | / _| | `| )| (/` ) | | / | /) /'--:__/ ( |/ / | ( ' \ | \ `. / jgs | | -=[ Number #1 ]=- ."". | | | | | | | |--.--._ | | _| | `| | /` ) | | | / /'--:__/ |/ / | ( ' \ | \ `. / | | jgs | | -=[ windsurfer ]=- 5/97 , - /| - / | - /o | ~^~ ^~//-'|~^~ ~^~ ~^~.-->>---. ~^ ~^~ ~^~ `"""""""` ^~^ ~^ jgs~^~ ~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^ -=[ baby looking for mother ]=- 5/97 mom, you up there? / ,==. |~~~ / 66\ | \c -_) |~~~ `) ( | / \ |~~~ / \ \ | (( /\ \_ |~~~ \\ \ `--`| / / / |~~~ jgs___ (_(___)_| -=[ dragon and knight ]=- 5/97 |\ // \\ _!_ \\ /___\ \\ [+++] \\ _ _\^^^/_ _ ,a_a \\/ ( '-' ( ) {/ ''\_ /( \/ | <&> /\ \ {\ ,_oo) (* \ / \ / > ) {/ (_^_@\_________________ "` >::::\ / / .=. {/ \___)))*)---------------"` /:::' |/_) (.=.`\ {/ /=; @/ / /| | \ `\{/( \/\ ( / ( / \ `. `\ ) ) / / \ \ jgs \ // /_/_ _/ / \ \ '==''---)))) /___| /___| |\ // \\ _!_ \\ /___\ \\ [+++] \\ _ _\^^^/_ _ ,a_a \\/ ( '-' ( ) {/ ''\_ /( \/ | {&} /\ \ {\ ,_oo) \ / \ / _> ) {/ (_^_@\_________________ "` >:::;-'`""'-. .=. {/ \___)))*)---------------"` /:::/ \ (.=.`\ {/ /=; @/ / /|| {&} | \ `\{/( \/\ ( / (\ / \ `. `\ ) ) / / \'-.___.-' jgs \ // /_/_ _/ / \ \ '==''---)))) /___| /___| -=[ dragons w/swords ]=- 5/97 ,a_a {/ ''\_ {\ ,_oo) {/ (_^_@\_________________ .=. {/ \___)))*)---------------"` (.=.`\ {/ /=; @/ \ `\{/( \/\ \ `. `\ ) ) jgs \ // /_/_ '==''---)))) /| // .==. .==. // //`^\\ //^`\\ // // ^ ^\(\__/)/^ ^^\// //^ ^^ ^/6 6\ ^^ ^//\ //^ ^^ ^/( .. )\^ _// \\ // ^^ ^/\| v""v |/@@@) ^\\ // ^^/\/ / `~~` @"/\^ ^\\ \\^ / _/ /IIII. \_/ \^ // \\/ /( (IIIIII/ \ \// ^ / \ \IIII' \ ^ jgs \ ((((`II' / .--' /\_____/\ `--. ((((--' '--)))) .==. .==. /| //`^\\ //^`\\// //^^^ ^(\__/) ^^ ^// //^ ^ ^^(6 6) ^ //\\ //^^ ^/\ |v""v| __//^ \\ diddled by Llizard // ^/\/ _/ `~~` |@"/\^ ^\\ \\^ / // /IIIII\_/ \^ // \\/ \(((`II" / \// ^ .--' /\___/\ `--. ^ jgs (((--' '--))) _(.==. .==.)_ //`^\\(\_._/)//^`\\ //^ ^ ^( 6 6 )^ ^ ^\\ //^ ^ ^/\( " )/\^ ^ ^\\ diddled by Llizard // ^ /\/_/ v"v \_\/\^ \\ \\^ / // /===\ \\ \ ^// \\/ \(((===)))/ \// ^ .-' /\__/\ `-. ^ jgs (((-' '-))) -=[ knight ]=- 5/97 |\ // \\ _!_ \\ /___\ \\ [+++] \\ _ _\^^^/_ _ \\/ ( '-' ( ) /( \/ | {&} /\ \ \ / \ / _> ) "` >:::;-'`""'-. /:::/ \ / /|| {&} | ( / (\ / / / \'-.___.-' jgs _/ / \ \ /___| /___| -=[ rabbit ]=- 5/97 \\ \\_ ( _\ / \__ / _/`"` {\ )_ jgs `"""` -=[ mouse ]=- 5/97 _ (,) ( _\ ) / \__ ( / _/`"` '-\ )_ jgs `"""` -=[ clown ]=- 5/97 , _..._ , {'. .' '. .'} { ~ '. _|= __|_ .' ~} { ~ ~ '-._ (___________) _.-'~ ~ } {~ ~ ~ ~.' '. ~ ~ } { ~ ~ ~ / /\ /\ \ ~ ~ } { ~ ~ / __ __ \ ~ ~ } { ~ /\/ -<( o) ( o)>- \/\ ~ ~} { ~ ;( \/ .-. \/ ); ~ } { ~ ~\_ () ^ ( ) ^ () _/ ~ } '-._~ \ (`-._'-'_.-') / ~_.-' '--\ `'._'"'_.'` /--' \ \`-'/ / `\ '-' /' jgs `\ /' '-...-' -=[ Yield sign ]=- 5/97 _________________ / _____________ \ \ ( ) / \ \ / / \ \ YIELD / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ '-' / jgs '-.-' -=[ star of David?- entwined triangles ]=- 5/97 .-'-. _____/_.-. \_____ / ___ ____\ \__ \ \ ( / / \ \ ) / \ / / \ / / / / / / / / \ / / \ / (_\ \_____/_/_) \ \____\ \__________/ \ '-' / jgs '-.-' -=[ Recycle Triangle ]=- 5/97 .-"-. / .-. \ .'\/ \ \ ,' \ \ \ / /-' \ \ . / / ,\ '| / / '-._| / (_.'|_________) \ \__< ____________/ jgs '.| ____ / _\ \ .'\/ \ \ ,' \ \ \ / /-' \ \ . / / ,\ '| / / '-._| / /_.'|________\_\ \/_< ___________/ jgs '.| -=[ nuclear explosion ]=- 5/97 _ ._ _ , _ ._ (_ ' ( ` )_ .__) ( ( ( ) `) ) _) (__ (_ (_ . _) _) ,__) `~~`\ ' . /`~~` ; ; / \ _____________/_ __ \_____________ -=[ teddy bear ]=- 4/97 ()-() /o o\ _\ Y /_ O__`&`__0 / \ jgs ()/^\() -=[ Three Little Pigs ]=- @ & d .-"""-. .-"""-. .-"""-. / |\_/| \ / |\_/| \ / |\_/| \ | /e e\ | | /a a\ | | /6 6\ | | ( (") ) | | ( (") ) | | ( (") ) | \ `"^"` / \ `"^"` / \ `"^"` / jgs | |-| | | |-| | | |-| | W W W W W W -=[ Winnie-the Pooh ]=- 4/97 _ _ (,\- )_ /` b `-D | ,__/ \,_____,' / \ /_|--|___|\ / \ \ |\_) / _'-' / | / \ / \| |` \__ | /_\ ) jgs (____)'--' -=[ puppy and bone ]=- 4/97 __ , / |`". /( ,-~~~-. / / o\ { \,` `~~--\ _/ `b \ ; ` \ ,_/ _ _ `\ , / / \`"""` (_\____/_) jgs \ `~)---\ `~~~~)(_/~~~~\_) `~~~~~~` `~~~~~~~~` -=[ giraffe ]=- 4/97 A--A .-./ #\.-. '--;d b;--' \# \/ / \'--'/ |==| | #| |# | / #\ ; # ; | # | /| ,, #|\ /#| || | \ .-.' |# || |# '.-. (.=.),'| ||# |',(.=.) '-' / #)( \ '-' jgs `""` `""` -=[ teddy bear ]=- 4/97 .-. _,,,,,_ .-. ( , ' : : ' , ) / : : \ ; 0.---.0 ; \ / _ \ / \ | (_) | / ." `\ -'- /` ". / `"""""` \ / .' .-== '. \ / / .-=='\ \ ( / \ ) '-;`. .';-' jgs /_ `-.______ .-` __\ /` `\ / `\ / `\ \ | / \ | / `'--'` `'--'` -=[ Charlie Brown ]=- 4/97 ____ .-'& '-. / \ : o o ; ( (_ ) : ; \ __ / `-._____.-' /`"""`\ / , \ /|/\/\/\ _\ (_|/\/\/\\__) |_______| __)_ |_ (__ jgs (_____|_____) -=[ puppies at the wall ]=- 4/97 __ _,--="=--,_ __ / \." .-. "./ \ / ,/ _ : : _ \/` \ \ `| /o\ :_: /o\ |\__/ `-'| :="~` _ `~"=: | \` (_) `/ jgs .-"-. \ | / .-"-. ----{ }---\, .-'-. ,/---{ }---- (_)_)_) `~-===-~` (_(_(_) __ _,--="=--,_ __ / \." .-. "./ \ / ,/ _ : : _ \/` \ \ `| /o\ :_: /o\ |\__/ `-'| :="~` _ `~"=: | \` (_) `/ jgs .-"-. \ | / .-"-. ----{ }--| /,.-'-.,\ |--{ }---- (_)_)_) \_/`~-===-~`\_/ (_(_(_) -=[ kitty at the wall ]=- 4/97 /\ /\ |`\\_,--="=--,_//`| \ ." :'. .': ". / ==) _ : ' : _ (== |>/O\ _ /O\<| | \-"~` _ `~"-/ | >|`===. \_/ .===`|< jgs .-"-. \===' | '===/ .-"-. -----{'. '`}---\, .-'-. ,/---{.'. '}----- `"---"` `~-===-~` `"---"` -=[ cat at the computer ]=- 4/97 /\ /\ |`\\_,--="=--,_//`| \ ." :'. .': ". / ==) _ : ' : _ (== |>/O\ _ /O\<| | \-"~` _ `~"-/ | >|`===. \_/ .===`|< jgs .-"-. \===' | '===/ .-"-. .-----{'. '`}---\, .-'-. ,/---{.'. '}-----. | `"---"` `~-===-~` `"---"` | | .-------------------------------. | | | | | | | | | | | .--. | | | | ." o \__ | | | | _.-" ,( ` | | | | _.-" ,;;| | | | | _.-=" _," ,,;;;' | |\ | | .-"`_.-"``-..,,;;;;:' | |'\ | | `"'` `\`\ | |.'`\ | | /^\\\ | |'.'`} | | | } '. } | | | /.'`./ | '-------------------------------' /. './ _| _ /.`'./ (.\-/.)--------.__________________.-------{.'. { \6 6/ / \ `\.'`\ ( =\ /= ______/....................\______ \.'.\ \ /O\ | | }'.'} ) / \ | [[[[[[[[[[ === () () () | {'.'/ ( U U | ________ | `~` \(| |)| [[[[[[[[[[ === [________] | _w___w_:----------------------------------:_______ | [] [][][][] [][][][] [][][][] [][][] == ===== | | | | [][][][][][][][][][][][][][]_ [][][] [][][][] | | [_][][][][][][][][][][][][]| |[][][] [][][]|| | | [] [][][][][][][][][][][][__| [][][]|| | | [__] [][][][][][][][][][][___] [] [][][]|| | | [_] [_][_____________][_] [_][][][] [__][]|| | '--------------------------------------------------' -=[ cookies & milk ]=- 4/97 .-'''''-. |'-----'| |-.....-| | | | | _,._ | | __.o` o`"-. | | .-O o `"-.o O )_,._ | | ( o O o )--.-"`O o"-.`'-----'` jgs '--------' ( o O o) `----------` -=[ scissors ]=- 4/97 __ (__) _,.-~> __`~~>_.-~` jgs (__)~` `~-.> -=[ woman tending to her garden ]=- 4/97 _ ___ _(_)_ .-' '-. (_)@(_) / \ ,,, _ (_),,, \^^^^|^^^^/ {{{}}_(_)_ |{{{}} \ | /, ~Y~(_)@(_) | ~Y~(@)\ | /{}} \|/ (_) (\|/)| \Y/ \ | / ~Y~ \|/ (\|/) \|/\|/\|/ \|/ \|/\\|//\\|// ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ Spring Garden ]=- 4/97 , __ \/ __ /\^/`\ /o \{}/ o\ If I had a flower for each time | \/ | \ () / I thought of you, my garden | | | `> /\ <` ,,, would be full... \ \ / @@@@ (o/\/\o) {{{}} _ _ '\\//' @@()@@ _ ) ( ~Y~ @@@@ _{ ' }_ || @@@@ _(_)_ wWWWw .oOOo. @@()@@ { `.!.` } || ,/ (_)@(_) (___) OO()OO @@@@ _ ',_/Y\_,' || ,\ | /) (_)\ Y 'OOOO',,,(\|/ _(_)_ {_,_} |\ || |\\|// vVVVv`|/@@@@ _ \/{{}}}\| (_)@(_) | ,,, | | || | |;,,,(___) |@@()@@ _(_)_| ~Y~ wWWWw(_)\ (\| {{{}} | | || / / {{}}} Y \| @@@@ (_)#(_) \| (___) | \| /~Y~ \ \||/ /\\|~Y~ \|/ | \ \/ /(_) |/ |/ Y \|/ |//\|/ jgs\ `\\//`,.\|/|//.|/\\|/\\|,\|/ //\|/\|.\\\| // \|\\ |/,\|/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ Springtime Garden ]=- 4/97 , __ \/ __ /\^/`\ /o \{}/ o\ SPRING IS IN THE AIR! | \/ | \ () / | | | `> /\ <` ,,, \ \ / @@@@ (o/\/\o) {{{}} _ _ '\\//' @@()@@ _ ) ( ~Y~ @@@@ _{ ' }_ || @@@@ _(_)_ wWWWw .oOOo. @@()@@ { `.!.` } || ,/ (_)@(_) (___) OO()OO @@@@ _ ',_/Y\_,' || ,\ | /) (_)\ Y 'OOOO',,,(\|/ _(_)_ {_,_} |\ || |\\|// vVVVv`|/ @@@@ _ \/{{}}}\| (_)@(_) | | | || | |;,,,(___) | @@()@@ _(_)_| ~Y~ wWWWw(_)\ (\| /) | | || / / {{}}} Y \| @@@@ (_)#(_) \| (___) | \| // \ \||/ /\\|~Y~ \|/ | \ \/ /(_) |/ |/ Y / \|/ |// jgs `\\//`,.\|/|//.|/\\|/\\\|,\|/ //\|/\|.\\\| // \|\\ |/,// ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ clover patch ]=- 4/97 ,,, ,,, {{{}} ,,, {{{}} ,,, ,,, ~Y~ {{{}},,, ,,, ~Y~ {{{}},,, {{}}} |/,,, ~Y~{{}}} {{}}} |/,,, ~Y~{{}}} ~Y~ \|{{}}}/\|/ ~Y~ ,,, ~Y~ \|{{}}}/\|/ ~Y~ ,,, \|/ \|/~Y~ \|,,,|/ {{}}}\|/ \|/~Y~ \|,,,|/ {{}}} \|/ \|/\|/ \{{{}}/ ~Y~ \|/ \|/\|/ \{{{}}/ ~Y~ \|/\\|/\|/ \\|~Y~// \|/ \|/\\|/\|/ \\|~Y~// \|/ \|//\|/\|/,\\|/|/|// \|/ \|//\|/\|/,\\|/|/|// \|/ jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ flower ]=- 4/97 _ _ _{ ' }_ { `.!.` } ',_/Y\_,' {_,_} | (\| /) \| // |// jgs \\ |/ // ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ cockroach ]=- 4/97 .--. .--. _ ` \ / ` _ `\.===. \.^./ .===./` \/`"`\/ , | | , / `\|`-.-'|/` \ / | \ | \ .-' ,-'`| ; |`'-, '-. | | \| | | | ;| | | \ // | | `._//' | jgs .' `. _,' `,_ ` ` -=[ Does Your System Have Bugs? ]=- 4/97 .--. .--. _ ` \ / ` _ `\.===. \.^./ .===./` \/`"`\/ , | | , / `\|`-.-'|/` \ / | \ | \ .--. .--. .-' ,-'`| ; |`'-, '-. _ ` \ / ` _ | | \| | `\.===. \.^./ .===./` | | ;| | \/`"`\/ | \ // | , | | , | `._//' | / `\|`-.-'|/` \ jgs .' `. / | \ | \ _,' `,_ .-' ,-'`| ; |`'-, '-. ` ` | | \| | | | ;| | .--. .--. | \ // | _ ` \ / ` _ | `._//' | `\.===. \.^./ .===./` .' `. \/`"`\/ _,' `,_ , | | , ` ` / `\|`-.-'|/` \ / | \ | \ .-' ,-'`| ; |`'-, '-. | | \| | | | ;| | .--. .--. | \ // | _ ` \ / ` _ | `._//' | `\.===. \.^./ .===./` .' `. \/`"`\/ _,' `,_ , | | , ` ` / `\|`-.-'|/` \ / | \ | \ .-' ,-'`| ; |`'-, '-. | | \| | | | ;| | | \ // | | `._//' | .' `. _,' `,_ ` ` -=[ jelly fish ]=- 4/97 .-;':':'-. {'.'.'.'.'.} ) '`. 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(' ).(' ' ) ( ). .'( .)' .).' -=[ weight scale ]=- 4/97 ______ .-' . . .'-. / ' \ ' \ | ' \ ' | | : () : | | . . | \ . . . . / `-.______.-' )( / \ / ?? \ (weight) ___)____(___ jgs [____________] -=[ batteries ]=- 4/97 .-==============-. .-==============-. | EVEREADY | | DURACELL | (|+ -| (|+ -| | | | | jgs '-===============' '-==============-' -=[ sick computer ]=- 4/97 _______ |.-----.| ||x . x|| ||_.-._|| `--)-(--` __[=== o]___ |:::::::::::|\ jgs `-=========-`() -=[ Computer w/Sword ]=- 4/97 ___________ |.---------.| @)___||_ ||_______ {8*8888*888{______}spunk ||_______> @) ||_________|| `----)-(----` ____[=== o]___ |::::::::::::::|\ jgs `-============-`() -=[ Greeting Cards ]=- 4/97 _.-'| _.-' | _.-' | .-'____________|______ | | | Your computer | | is dead... | | and it was so alive | | _______ | | |.-----.| | | ||x . x|| | | ||_.-._|| | | `--)-(--` | | __[=== o]___ | | |:::::::::::|\ | jgs | `-=========-`() | | You shouldn't have | | installed: | | | | -= Win'95 =- | `---------------------` _.-'| _.-' | _.-' | .-'____________|______ | | | H A P P Y | | V A S E C T O M Y! | | | | Hope you feel | | zippy... | | | | Cause when I | | got one, I felt | | really snippy! | | __ | | (__) _,.-~> | | __`~~>_.-~` | | (__)~` `~-.> | jgs | | `---------------------` _.-'| _.-' | _.-' | .-'____________|_______ | | | My tire was thumping | |I thought it was flat | | .-==-. | | / \ | | | () | | | \ / | | '-==-' | | When I looked | | at the tire... | | | | I found your cat. | | /\-/\ | | =(^ Y ^)= .-. | | /'-^-'\_/ ` | | (_,---,_) | jgs | ...sorry! | `----------------------` _.-'| _.-' | _.-' | .-'____________|________ | | | You had your bladder | | removed and you're | | on the mends... | | . . . . . . | | )'.: @() :.'( | | ('.'. ()@() .'.') | | )'.'. ()@()@) .'.'( | | ('.'. _\|/_ .'.') | | )'.'. |-----| .'.'( | | ('.'.___\___/___.'.') | | Here's a bouquet of | | flowers and... | | a box of Depends! | | .-----. | | /____./| | | | | | | | | |/ | jgs | '-----' | `-----------------------` -=[ swimmer ]=- 4/97 .-'~~'-. .' '. / .------. \ | / _ _ \ | |==(_)==(_)==| \/ \ \/ : ^^ ; jgs \ '==' / `-.__.-' -=[ football player ]=- 4/97 __ .-'||'-. .' || '. / __||__ \ | /`- -`\ | | | 6 6 | | \/\____7___/\/ .--------:\:I:II:I:/;--------. / \`:I::I:`/ \ | `------' | | \____/ | | , __ ___ , | |======| / | / _ \ |======| |======| ^| | | | | | |======| |~~~~~| | | | |_| | |~~~~~| | |\ [___] \___/ /| | \ \| |/ / `\ \ _ _.-=""=-._ _ / /' `\ '`_)\\-++++-//(_`' /' jgs ; (__|| ||__) ; ; ___\ /___ ; '. ---/-=..=-\--- .' `""` `""` __ .-'||'-. .' || '. / __||__ \ | /`- -`\ | | | 6 6 | | \/\____7___/\/ .--------:\:I:II:I:/;--------. / \`:I::I:`/ \ | `------' | | \____/ | | , __ _____ , | |======| / / / _ \ |======| |======| / /__ \ <_> / |======| |~~~~~| | <_> \/ <_> \ |~~~~~| | |\ \____/\_____/ /| | \ \| |/ / `\ \ _ _.-=""=-._ _ / /' `\ '`_)\\-++++-//(_`' /' jgs ; (__|| ||__) ; ; ___\ /___ ; '. ---/-=..=-\--- .' `""` `""` -=[ faces ]=- 4/97 .-====-. /////\\\\\ ///""""\\\\\ \/ o o \// ( (_ )\ \ ___, /\\ \ /\\/ jgs `.__.' \\/ //\ \// //\ \// /"\ |||||||||||| || - - || || a a || ( \ ) / ^^ \ \ ==== / jgs `--------' .-""""-. ////||\\\\ |/ \| ( @ @ ) | C | \ == / jgs `|--|` .-""""-. ////||\\\\ /// \\\ ( 6 6 ) : ) ; \ == / jgs `-.__.-` .======. /((((((()\ ((/// \)) ((/`__ __()) /`-{_o}^{o_}'\ \_ _\ _/ \ .__, / \ `-' / /`----'\ jgs.-"""`------'`""-. -=[ desert scene ]=- 4/97 . \ : / ' _ ' -= ( (_) ) =- . . / : \ .-. 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(_) ~~ "'" \"\ ~~ ^~^ -=[ snowman ]=- 4/97 * * ___ * * _|___|_ * * '=/a a\=' * * \~_ / * * _\__/ '-' \__/_ / \ o / \ * / '---' \ * jgs | o | * ---.---\ o /-----.--- '-----'` -=[ oyster w/pearl ]=- 4/97 _..--~~--.._ .~ . ~ . ~. /_.--._.--._.--._\ \ () / '.--._.--._.--.' jgs `=.,____,.=` -=[ car ]=- 4/97 _________ / ;~~~~~~`\ ____/ |________\________ / : `\ |> .--.:^^ .--. _<) {____/ .. \___________/ .. \____} \ '' / \ '' / jgs '--' '--' -=[ teddy bear ]=- 4/97 _ _ (,\-~-/,) / 9 9 \ __\ o /__ (:: '-^-' ::) '-/ \-` \ ' / / I \ jgs (___/ \___) -=[ kangaroo ]=- 4/97 |\\._ | 66__ \ _.P , `) ( )\ / __\__ / / / -._);_) | `\/ \ __|\ \ ; ) / ) `\| /__/ /__ jgs `\______)___) -=[ rhino ]=- 4/97 /))_ / .\/) _."```'-' \___/ '/ | \ / jgs | ||~~~| || ^^^` ^^^` -=[ turtle ]=- 4/97 .==. __/-^-^\ (' )^-^-^\) jgs `^UU^^UU^ -=[ man in suit ]=- 4/97 .--..--. / V \ __|__________|__ '--/// \\\--' ( 6 6 ) : ) ; \ == / `-.__.-` __ _(\__/)_ __ /` / \(><)/ \ `\ / \ |::::| / \ | / /::::\ \ | | | | / |::::| \ | | | | \ |'::'| / | | | | \_/ :: \_/ | | | | |____|o | | |_| |____|o |_| |_\ | |o /_| / \___| L_ |___/ \ ((((|| || ||)))) | || | | || | | || | | || | | || | jgs |___ || ___| __[____||____]__ ( )( ) `---'== =='---' -=[ little boys ]=- 4/97 .-""""-. ////||\\\\ |/ \| ( @ @ ) | C | \ == / `|--|` .--`\__/`--. / \ / , , \ /`-./| |\.-'\ / /` | | `\ \ / /` | | `\ \ / / | | \ \ (/ | | | | \) |_/ |______| \_| | | |__|___| | | | | | | ( ( | | | | jgs |==|==| __| _|__| ( ( ) `^^^`^^^^ .-""""-. ////||\\\\ |/ \| ( @ @ ) : C : \ == / `|--|` .--`\__/`--. / \ / , , \ /`-./| |\.-'\ / /` | | `\ \ / / | | \ \ (/ | |______| | \) |_/ | | \_| |__|___/ | | | | | | ( ( | jgs | | | |==|==| __| _|__| ( ( ) `^^^`^^^^ -=[ Indian ]=- 4/97 , /:\ >:< >:< >:< ,,,,,\:/ ######### //////\\\\\ // /_\ /_\ \\ \( 0 _ 0 )/ /\\= _\ =//\ \\/\ --- /\// //\ '---' /\\ \// \\/ /\\ //\ \\/ \// # # jgs " " -=[ bottle ]=- 4/97 [=] | | }@{ / \ :___; |&&&| |&&&| |---| jgs '---' -=[ belt ]=- 4/97 .-------------------------------. /(_____,_________________________)\ | / . .__||] . . . . . | jgs \_____\______||]__________________/ -=[ shoes ]=- 4/97 ____ ___ ) =\ =\ / =\ =\ \ `-._`-._ jgs )__(`\____)___) -=[ ants ]=- 4/97 \O/ '-O-' /o\ ^ \O/ '-O-' /o\ ^ \O/ '-O-' jgs /o\ -=[ suitcases ]=- 4/97 ____ .---[[__]]----. ;-------------.| ____ | || .--[[__]]---. | || ;-----------.| | || | || jgs |_____________|/ | || |___________|/ -=[ Yin- Yangs ]=- 4/97 _.----._ sgj .' / _ '. / | (_) \ | \ | | '. | | _ `\ | \ (_) | / '._ / _.' jgs '----' _.ooo-._ sgj .OOOP _ '. dOOOO (_) \ OOOOOb | OOOOOOb. | OOOOOOOOb | YOO(_)OOO / 'OOOOOY _.' jgs '""""'' -=[ little girl ]=- 5/97 .===. / ,,, \ ( /6.6\ ) )( _ )( (_/;---;\_) / "=" \ ( (_.@._) ) /'._\|/_.'\ /. . . . . .\ `"`"|"|"|"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ girl w/teddy bear ]=- 5/97 _ _ / )%.===.%( \ | // ,,, \\ | \/ \/6.6\/ \/ /\ ( _ ) /\ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ / /o o\ \ (._\ Y /_.) (O_`&`_O) / / \ \ / ()/^\() \ /. . . . . . .\ `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ little boy ]=- 5/97 .===. / _/\ \ \/6.6\/ ( _ ) _)---(_ / `~` \ /\/ \/\ \ | | / \|_____|/ | L | |__|__| | | | |_|_| jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ boy in baseball outfit ]=- 5/97 .---. /_____\__ `\/6.6\/--` ( _ ) ,'---', / _ \ /\/ (_) \/\ \ | (_) | / \| |/ |_____| | | | | | | \__|__/ |_|_| jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) .---. /_____\__ ((/6.6\))-` )( _ )( ((,'---',)) / \ /\/ |_| \/\ \ | | | / \| |/ |_____| | | | \__|__/ |_|_| jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ baby ]=- 5/97 .=@=. / \ \ 6.6 / ( _ ) .-'---'-. / . . \ _/ /| , |\ \_ (__/{`"==="`}\__) /\_ _/\ _| /`"`\ |_ jgs ( \ / \ / ) \_/ \_/ -=[ Mom's Little Angels ]=- 5/97 _ _ / )%.===.%( \ | // ,,, \\ | \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) / /o o\ \ )( _ )( (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) .===. _ _ / _/\ \ / )%.===.%( \ \/6.6\/ | // ,,, \\ | ( _ ) \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. _)---(_ /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ / `~` \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) /\/ \/\ / /o o\ \ )( _ )( \ | | / (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) \|_____|/ (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ | L | / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) |__|__| / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ | | | /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ |_|_| `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) .---. /_____\__ .===. _ _ `\/6.6\/--` / _/\ \ / )%.===.%( \ ( _ ) \/6.6\/ | // ,,, \\ | ,'---', ( _ ) \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. / _ \ _)---(_ /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ /\/ (_) \/\ / `~` \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) \ | (_) | / /\/ \/\ / /o o\ \ )( _ )( \| |/ \ | | / (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) |_____| \|_____|/ (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ | | | | L | / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) | | | |__|__| / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ \__|__/ | | | /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ |_|_| |_|_| `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) .---. /_____\__ .===. _ _ `\/6.6\/--` / _/\ \ / )%.===.%( \ ( _ ) \/6.6\/ | // ,,, \\ | ,'---', ( _ ) \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. / _ \ _)---(_ /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ /\/ (_) \/\ / `~` \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) .=@=. \ | (_) | / /\/ \/\ / /o o\ \ )( _ )( / \ \| |/ \ | | / (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) \ 6.6 / |_____| \|_____|/ (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ ( _ ) | | | | L | / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) .-'---'-. | | | |__|__| / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ / . . \ \__|__/ | | | /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ _/ /| . |\ \_ |_|_| |_|_| `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"`(__/{`"==="`}\__) jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ /\_ _/\ (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) _| /`"`\ |_ ( \ / \ / ) \_/ \_/ The Stark Kids- Mother's Day '97 .===. / ,,, \ .===. 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C{{([^*^])}}D [ * ] joan stark / Y \ _\__|__/_ ASCII ART GALLERY: jgs (___/ \___) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/97march.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/97march.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ~ March 1997 ~ ~ ~ joan stark's ASCII Art Gallery ~ ~ - NEW ASCII ART - UNSORTED - .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ mountain scene at night ]=- 2/97 _ . , . . * / \_ * / \_ _ * * ' /\'__ * / \ / \, (( . _/ / \ *'. . /\/\ /\/ :' __ \_ ` _^/ ^/ `--. / \/ \ _/ \-'\ * /.' ^_ \_ .'\ * /\ .- `. \/ \ /==~=-=~=-=-;. _/ \ -. `_/ \ / `-.__ ^ / .-'.--\ =-=~_=-=~=^/ _ `--./ .-' `- /jgs `. / / `.~-^=-=~=^=.-' '-._ `._ -=[ T'ANKS ]=- 2/97 _ _ _ _ _ _ _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== (_____) (_____) (_____) (_____) (_____) (_____) _______ __ ____ ___ __ ___ __ _____ (__ __) )_) ( ) ( \ | )( ) / ) / __ \ | | / /| | | \ | | | | / / \ < \_) | | / /_| | | |\ \| | | ` < _`'=. | | / /~~| | | | \ | | |~\ \ ( \__>`\ jgs (___) (__/ |__)(___) \___)(___) \__) \_____/ TONS & TONS & TONS & TONS & TONS & TONS & TONS & TONS _ _ _ _ _ _ _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== (_____) (_____) (_____) (_____) (_____) (_____) -=[ funny bones ]=- 2/97 _ .-. 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( ` ) | | | "|_ | ,__) |)-' | \, | | jgs (_, ) `" -=[ sign "to Disneyland" ]=- 2/977 .----------. { TO --> } { DISNEYLAND } { ~~~~~~~~~~ } `""""||""""` || jgs \\||// -=[ Alien/ Toy Story ]=- O _|_ ,_.-_' _ '_-._, \ (')(.)(.) / _, `\_-=v=-_/` ,_ > |----"""""----| < `""`--/ _-@-\--`""` |===L_I===| \ / _\__|__/_ jgs `""""`""""` -=[ cheetah ]=- 2/97 (\_/) .:``";=-.,.-;'.66\ /,.'`,.'.'`.'.(='Y.)= //\.','.'./.'.,|`""` // /)./`"""\.'./ _// |/|| \.|\ '-' \\ \\ \\\\ jgs `" `" `"`" -=[ Leprachaun w/ pot 'o gold & rainbow ]=- 2/97 @@ .##@@::;%%&&00' @><@ .###@@::;%%&&00' ________) .###@@::;%%&&00' | | .###@@::;%%&&00' _ _|===LI===|_ .###@@::;%%&&00' / \_(____________) .###@@::;%%&&00' \ / (88 o o 88) .###@@::;%%&&00' \/\ 88: 7 :88` .###@@::;%%&&00' \/\ '88'=='88' .###@@::;%%&&00' \ \__'8888'__________.###@@::;%%&&00' \___<\""/>_____/_/_-'##@@::;%%&&00' / >< \ .###@@::;%%&&00' /__/--\__\ (oO@OoO@@o@oO@@o) '-.______.-' /`"""""""""""""`\ jgs _|_||_|_ | | ___LI)||(LI___ | | ( ~~ || ~~ ) \ / `-----''-----` '.___________.' -=[ Celtic crosses ]=- 2/97 .-------. |(~\o/~)| _.||\/X\/||._ ,-" || \ / || "-, ,' () ||o X o|| () ', / () ,-|| / \ ||-, () \ : o ,' ||/\X/\|| ', o ; .----------._)~ ~(_.----------. |\/)~~(\/\ (~\ /~) /\/)~~(\/| |(X () X) >o >-X-< o< (X () X)| |/\)__(/\/ _(_/|\_)_ \/\)__(/\| '----------' ) ( '----------' ; o ', ||\/~\/|| ,' o ; \ () '-|| \o/ ||-' () / ', () |(~\ /~)| () ,' '-._ ||\/X\/|| _.-' '|| \ / ||' || X || ||\(/\/|| ||=)O(=|| ||/\/)\|| || X || || / \ || ||/\X/\|| jgs |(_/o\_)| '._____.' .-------. |(~\o/~)| _.||\/X\/||._ ,-" || \ / || "-, ,' () ||o X o|| () ', / () ,-|| / \ ||-, () \ : o ,' ||/\X/\|| ', o ; .----------._).-.-.(_.----------. |\/)~~(\/\ o ( ) o /\/)~~(\/| |(X () X) .-.\ : /.-. (X () X)| |/\)__(/\/( .`:`. )\/\)__(/\| '----------( /|\ )----------' ; o ', |"` | `"| ,' o ; \ () '-| /o\ |-' () / ', () |(~\ /~)| () ,' '-._ ||\/X\/|| _.-' '|| \ / ||' || X || ||\(/\/|| ||=)O(=|| ||/\/)\|| || X || || / \ || ||/\X/\|| jgs |(_/o\_)| '._____.' -=[ Claddagh ]=- 2/97 __.--'"""""'--.__ __.--' '--.__ .-' '-. .' F R I E N D S H I P '. / L O Y A L T Y \ /` L O V E `\ / _______ \ / _.-'` `'-._ \ / .' .:. .:. '. \ : / ::::::::: \ : ; / ':::::::' \ ; | / ':::::' \ | | ; .:::::.:::.:::::. ; | | | ':::::::::::::::' | | | | .:::::::::::::::. | | | ; ':::::' : ':::::' ; | ; \ : / ; : .-"^`\ .:. /`^"-. : \ .' ___\ .:' ':. /___ `. / \ / /.---. O .---.\ \ / \ | // '-. _o/0\o_ .-' \\ | / \| ;| \ (0\|V|/0) / |; |/ \.:.|| |\_) \~_~_~/ (_/| ||.:./ jgs \` | \ . \ ; .-.^.-. ; / . / | `/ '\_\ \\ \ \ \ / ' \ / / / // /_/' \\ \ \ \ \ / / / / // `'-\_\_\ \ / /_/_/-'` ` '. .' ` ` The Claddagh is a visual portrayal of the eternal bond of friendship, loyalty, and love. The HEART symbolizes love, life's finest impulse. From it, generosity and compassion flow. The HANDS of friendship are clasped around the heart in a gesture of giving. As they cradle the heart gently, the hands are both protective and strong, like true friendship. The CROWN is symbolic of loyalty. It represents the reward of love, the highest achievement the human spirit has yet accomplished. To give the Claddagh is to forge the hands of love, friendship, and loyalty forever. -=[ Claddagh ]=- 2/97 .-"^`\ /`^"-. .' ___\ /___ `. / /.---. O .---.\ \ | // '-. _o/0\o_ .-' \\ | | ;| \ (0\|W|/0) / |; | \ || |\_) \~_~_~/ (_/| || / \ | \ . \ ; .-.^.-. ; / . / | / '\_\ \\ \ \ \ / ' \ / / / // /_/' \\ \ \ \ \ / / / / // jgs `'-\_\_\ \ / /_/_/-'` ` '. .' ` ` -=[ flyswatter w/flies ]=- 2/97 _____ /#####\ /#######\ ~9~ |#######| ~9~ |#######| ~~\v/~~ ~9~ | | | | | | | jgs | (_) -=[ fly ]=- 2/97 ._q0p_. '=(_)=' / V \ jgs (_/^\_) -=[ baby dragon ]=- 2/97 _.===._ ,"^^^^", /_\^^^/_\ / ^ ,^ \ , (0\ ^ /0)\ / ^ / ^ \ /\ \ / ^^ ^ \ ^ \ ",." / ) ( ^ ^ ^ \ \ ,' (o_o)^ \ ^ ,) /`^^` ^V^\ ^ \ \_,-"(((( jgs / /`""/ / (((` '((( -=[ small vehicles ]=- 2/97 .--. .-' `--. jgs '-()---()--' _____ _____|LI|_\\__ [ _ [^ _ `) jgs `"""(_)"""""(_)~ __, __.-"-.__// _.-'~` / jgs '---(_)----(_)-' -=[ small mice ]=- 2/97 _ (c).-. jgs .-" , _( )____) _ .-.(c) jgs (_____( ) , "-. `~ ~""` -=[ small sailboat ]=- 2/97 ,~ |\ /| \ ~^~ ^~ /_|__\~^~ ~^~ ~^~^ ~ '======' ~^ ~^~ jgs ~^~ ~^ ~^~ ~^~ ~^ ~ -=[ small airplane ]=- 2/97 _ -=\`\ |\ ____\_\__ -=\c`""""""" "`) jgs `~~~~~/ /~~` -==/ / '-' -=[ birthday cake ]=- 66666 __|||||__ H A P P Y {._._._._.} B I R T H D A Y ! jgs __{._._._._.}__ `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` -=[ doctor ]=- 2/97 .----. ===(_)== THIS WONT HURT A BIT... // 6 6 \\ / ( 7 ) \ '--' / \_ ._/ __) (__ /"`/`\`V/`\`\ / \ `Y _/_ \ / [DR]\_ |/ / /\ | ( \/ / / / \ \ \ / \ `-/` _.` jgs `=. `=./ `"` -=[ pouncing cat ]=- 2/97 /) (( )) , //, /,\="=/,\ /` d b `\ =\:. Y .:/= /'***o***'\ ( ( ) ) jgs (,,)'-=-'(,,) -=[ chick with eggshell ]=- 2/97 .=""=. / _ _ \ | d b | \ /\ / , ,/'-=\/=-'\, |\ /\/ \/| ,_ / / \ \ ; \/` '; , \_', | / \ | \ / \/ \ / \/ '. .' /`. 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[Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/geobook.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/geobook.html .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. * Please share your knowledge of ASCII Art History- The first time you saw it, used it... It's history as you know it. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Xylåh - 12/17/00 03:11:29 My URL:http://www.xylah.com/skids.html Comments: \\||/// o-o `/. ' `=>, `- ...sorry -- it didn't format correctly. i'm trying your advice from an earlier entry =;-) ---xylah ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Xylah - 12/17/00 02:57:51 My URL:http://xylah.com/ ASCII Art Information: http://xylah.com/skids.html Comments: \\||//// o-o' `/. ' `=>, `- ...I'm new to the ascii art scene, but I've been using it for years in email and such. I'm doing an ascii comic using the extra mac characters and a graphics prog to rotate, resize, etc -- so it's not strictly ascii, but rather in the spirit of. I love all the art I've been seeing in on your site and others, as well as the independence and global nature of the scene. Thanx for a beautiful and informative site!¡! --- xylah ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Mary Wilson - 08/24/00 01:30:01 My Email:mwilson523@aol.com ASCII Art Information: Typewriter Art Comments: In college, I used a PDP 8/S computer, and we communicated with it via a teletype and punched paper tape. At the time, I had a program that would allow you to input a name or phrase on the keyboard, and it would appear on the paper tape as a pattern of holes. Hey, quit laughing! That was the late 60's and it was a real gee whiz then! We also had a few pre-punched tapes that produced pictures when fed thru the reader. One of the completely insane night operators for the IBM 1401 dug those up for us. Speaking of the 1401, there was a program called "Edith" -- anybody remember her? I also learned to punch cards with words, pictures, or the ultimate -- the lace card, where you punched out every hole on the card! This worked fine on the old keypunches that punched each column as you typed it, but the newer keypunches waited until you finished the 80th column and then punched the entire card. If there were more than four punches in the same column, the card would jam and rip, so I had to give up making cute cards. After graduation (71), I started substitute teaching and met a new kind of art, the Typewriter Mystery. The typing teachers (the nice ones!) would leave a page of directions thatlooked like "38sp, 2%, 5sp, 2%, 5sp, 2%" etc. There were typically 40 to 60 lines per picture, and if you followed the directions exactly, you got a nice seasonal picture. Simple, but it kept the little darlings busy for the entire period! I was so fascinated by the pictures that I bought the entire series of books, seven of them, I think, and always had one or two mysteries ready just in case I got a typing class to cover. The original set of books got lost somewhere (probably to a greedy typing teacher), but J Weston Walsh Publishers used to sell two sets of pictures. I still have my copies, buried somewhere in the incredible accumulation of junk from 29 years of teaching! I did use them with a computer class when I was teaching the TAB and SPC functions in BASIC. Not quite ASCII, but fun! And it kept *my* little darlings busy for the whole period, too! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ et&wd - 06/28/00 17:55:15 My URL:http://ascii.test.at/ Comments: interesting page.. we were doing research for our project (ascii/video) and found it very informative.. ( Joan's note: Please share your research when it is finished. I'd love to see what else you have come up with! And please, feel free to share my URL with others.) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Michele - 06/16/00 10:35:22 My URL:http://www-studenti.dm.unipi.it/~cerulli/ My Email:cerulli@mail.dm.unipi.it ASCII Art Information: What about portable telefones... Comments: I think that when Microsoft stated that ASCII art is dead didn't take into account the explosion (at least in Italy) of GSM messaging with portable telephones. This way of communicating is preponderant, and a lot of people discovered the ASCII way of expr ssing themselvs. Michele Cerulli ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Harris Roen - 02/17/00 15:47:44 My Email:harry_b@csi.com ASCII Art Information: Early IBM Comments: I remember going to IBM headquarters in NYC in the late 60's with a school group, and having a technician type in our names, and having our names be printed out on a big piece of paper, where each letter was made up of teh same smaller letters (i.e. the l tter "H" was made up of hundreds of smaller H's, "A" was made up of hundreds of smaller smaller A's, etc.). Seemed like alchemy to a 7 year old! ( Joan's note: Awesome -- I would've felt the same way!) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ - 02/17/00 11:57:32 Comments: Great site! Very informative. LOSE THE MUSIC from the pages. That was annoying and loud and a real bummer to an otherwise cool site. ( Joan's note: Some people like the music. I've tried to tie in the music with the theme of each page. I'm sorry that you did not like it.) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Ennis Trimble - 02/06/00 15:05:29 ASCII Art Information: Teletype Comments: During the Korean War and immediate post-war years of the mid-1950s, teletype machines were electromechanical typewriters used by the military to simultaneously send typewritten messages to a number of distant receivers over telephone or by radio wave transmissions. Newspapers used them extensively, also. Their respective networks of users were probably contributing predecessors to the "party-line principle" of the Internet since they functioned much like Internet Relay Chat (or its variations, such as ICQ) does today. At Christmastime, the teletype operators sometimes sent Christmas greetings with "teletyped pictures" that they had created from the keyboards of their machines. Since teletype paper (usually yellow in color) was loaded on rolls, there was virtually no l mit to the length of a message. Sometimes, the "teletyped pictures" were two feet long or greater. Interestingly, it was suspected that encrypted messages may have been embedded in these kinds of transmissions at times for the purpose of military securi y. Such creative teletype messages were just an early form of what is now called ASCII, typewriter, type or keyboard art today. Back then among the teletype operators, it was called "teletype art." ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Ishstar - 11/08/99 07:49:24 My URL:http://www.assault.carota.net/ My Email:ishstar@scene.orgy ASCII Art Information: Demoscene Comments: Ascii art is definately for the creative mind and those who are able to manipulate the character set they are given to form pictures, much like the oldskool pixlers are only given 256 colours to create stunning and sometimes even photorealistic pictures b hand, pixel by pixel. These people awe me with their innovation. Not just ascii artist, but anyone that was and still is in the scene. The ascii has died down a bit, but you can find a lot more works at http://www.acheron.org/ . If you would like the hirez stuff, check o t http://www.hirez.org/ There are some absolutely fantastic works. All in all, there's more to the demoscene than just ASCII, if you haven't discover it yet. I'd imagine that you have if you have been at this since 1996. I'm guessing some people who have seen your site have been from the scene. Check it out and inc ude it in your history section. Things like the demoscene are absolutely fabulous in its coheisive bonding in bringing people together. It's a shame things have died down a bit and the push for innovation that reside in it has died a bit. There's still a good chunk left, but times have changed probably. People move on to continue with their lives... I miss them. To mail me, remove the "y" at the end of my address. I don't like spam. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ low - 09/20/99 22:43:39 My URL:http://come.to/themacrohouse My Email:low_rydin@hotmail.com Comments: hey jgs. i run a page called the macrohouse. i started it almost a year ago but no one really knows about it cause like you said macros are aol based. so im trying to expand that and show that even though its only made in the font arial-10 that it stil is a form of ascii art. ive also decided to expand my page for ascii art and ansi art. so if anyone who checks out my page and would like to have their stuff posted just email me. also id like to say this is a great page...i learned most of the stuff know about ascii art here, keep up the good work :] ( Joan's note: Macros are a form of text art, bit since they use a proportional font and often non-ASCII characters, I don't consider them "ASCII" art. Some macros are beautiful -- and I have linked to your website. Thank you for sharing.) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Peganthyrus - 08/18/99 04:56:02 My URL:http://www.rdwarf.com/peganthyrus/ My Email:[see webpage; I don't put it up as plaintext] ASCII Art Information: The 8-bit days. Comments: Before IBM-compatible computers took over the world, the Commodore 64, Apple ] [, and Atari computers all had their own BBSs, with little cross-over between them. The Apple ][ was not very capable in text-art terms, having only the basics - A-Z, numbers, and punctuation, plus 'inverse' and 'flash' text modes. I've never really seen much screen-oriented text art from that world; most of it harks back to teletype stuff. The Ataris and c64 each had their own perversions of ASCII, however, stuffed full of little graphics characters, and color capabilites. I never had an Atari, so I'm not too knowledgeable about that world, but on the c64 boards, one would not only find static images, but what were then called 'movies' - long textfiles that incorporated not only color changes and graphics characters, but also screen clears, cursor movements, and the like, to create crude animation when read over a 300 or 1200 baud connection. I haven't the foggiest idea where one could find these. I have a few old 5.25" discs full of them, but I don't know exactly where in the big pile of C64 stuff they ARE. ( Joan's note: think we'd still have the old technology around to run the animations?) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Håkan Storsäter - 06/30/99 21:49:24 My Email:hakans@writeme.com ASCII Art Information: Art Scene.. Comments: Hmmm, remorse www.remorse.org is still doing line-sigs, collys and such, "new-school" then they are doing art-scene new-school, using nearly all of the 256 characters available in the standard char-set... ..pretty impressive... ___...---'''~~~'-. . :: . .-'~~~'''---...___ '-.___....--{''~~~\ \ _LL_ / 7~~~''}--....___,-' \ () ) ) ) .--~~--. ( ( ( () / '-..{_/__..-' _( ____ )_ '-..__\_}..-' / :: \ - || - _.-----VV-----._ - -: ( _.--~~~~~~--._ ) :- - ' '--..--''--..--' ' hS-99 ______________________ ______ __ _ / __ / _ \ /--\ / /_/ /__/ / |/ _/ / \ \ \| |/ / ____ ___ /____|_________|_________/\___/ /_/_/ / _/ ..hmm.. the guy was good.. ..but the sig was hasty.. ( Joan's note: The "standard" ASCII character set contains less than 256 characters... I think you may have included the non-standard characters into your total count. They are not ASCII and are not standard on all PC systems.) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ rAMoN - 06/29/99 23:22:44 My Email:ram1@gmx.de Comments: First time i asciied was 85 on a c64 , but the real ascii took place on the good old amiga days As i see the "non scene" asciis here , i have to say that the amiga sceners mainly used / \ _ | and sumtimes sum other chars . The biggest fun was the ascii collections , where the artist collected all his requests and put it into one small or big txtfile with greeting credits thoughts intro whatever . Thats was the True Ascii Scene , which is dead ow . So its nice to see some Non Sceners doing their thang 8) rAMoN \ hOusE of sTyLe \ LowProfile ( Joan's note: My first computer was a C128 -- how times have changed, huh? ASCII lives on though) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Håkan Storsäter - 06/29/99 17:35:32 My URL:http://hem1.passagen.se/haakshem My Email:hakans@writeme.com ASCII Art Information: Subject? Comments: Hmmm, I've got two non-standard signs in my name, but I was just born with them, hey, Jgs, you signed my guestbook, so I'm signing yours back... I think that the old greeks used words in collaboration with pictures, as in 70's style, if you know what I mean.. like the letters were parts of the object... I have also heard by an art-scener that C.S. Lewis did Ascii-Art, by using words in a poem to create a picture, like.. .---'''---. .--./ -- -. /-. ( .-/ . -"<"-' /- / '-( .--. -"* /--' \ .-""- .' \___.-' hS-99 Well, that's all, Håk ( Joan's note: CS Lewis did use text art -- in the book 'Alice in Wonderland', which was written before typewriters were invented.) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Alien - 06/17/99 12:08:22 My URL:http://studenten.freepage.de/meph/ascii/eng/eng.htm My Email:uzsdwr@uni-bonn.de ASCII Art Information: [OT] ASCII History Comments: Hello, possibly it would be interesting to have some information of the ASCII self. I'm not sure of all this information are 100% correct: At the beginning no ASCII exists. The standard was called ANSI X3.4 "Coded Character Set - 7-Bit American National Standard Code for Information Interchange". It was publicized at the 30. April 1965 as "ECMA-6" and 1972 as "ISO 646" with national variations. It might be interesting that ASCII is an ANSI code. An "ASCII- Institute" didn't exist and ASCII is only the shortcut of ANSI X3.4... The main problem is the definition of ANSI: It is an institute and not a character set! Nevertheless it is popular to speech about the ANSI- code and the main reason is that Microsoft is doing it. The first real modification of the ANSI X3.4 (alias ASCII) was done by IBM. They implemented the extended "Code Page 437" which was saved in the ROM of the graphic adapter (beginning of the 80th). Today the operating system (and not the hardware) make the character set available. Windows uses the ANSI X3.4 with the "Code Page 1252". The MS documents define the windows char'set as ANSI code, but this isn't consistent. Possibly they thought it would be to difficult to call the char'sets "ANSI X3.4 + Code Page (or ISO) ...", but theoretically there is no ANSI or 8-bit ASCII char'set. In my opinion it is problematic that the os and not the hardware makes the character set available. A software definition makes a modification possible. This could destroy the idea of a standard code. Ok., I hope this wasn't 'too much' out of topic. Meph. ( Joan's note: Not at all Meph! Thanks for the technical information!!!) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Palmore - 11/11/98 18:06:06 My URL:http://www.remorse.org/ My Email:Palmore@Remorse.Org ASCII Art Information: The begining,end and all inbetween Comments: Don't forget to include Remorse (Ascii Art Group) witness the true power of the ascii art world! ( Joan's note: Remorse has been mentioned, right? ) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 10/28/98 13:10:01 Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Comments: Just passing thru and saw your page Thanks ( Joan's note: Thanks for stopping! and I hope you return. I usually update around the beginning of the month.) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Thomas - 10/24/98 13:32:42 My URL:http://members.aol.com/Squall1963/cool.html My Email:Squall1963@aol.com ASCII Art Information: YOU MUST LOOK AT THIS ASCII!(on the bottom Comments: /| // / || || /| // // .·´ /|\/ / // /| |\ / ||/ / /| /|/ |/ |/ /¸,./ / | / / | / | / / / / \`·.\ \ | | \ | | |||´ / /| / /.·´/ `·¸,.-·´¯¯¯\´_/_\\ __/ / /,./, / .-.-==-./ ¯¯ / / //.´ / |/ \=,_ _.=- \./¯\_.·´ \ -´`, ´` --´ ,'µ / `·.`--. ,.· / \ , _¸,.-.__ ,¯¯ / /-. ./~__,.-, |`·´ / /¯¯ `·.´¯¯¯¯ //// / /' `·. \, \ \, / .·´ // | \´ \ /\ -._ `·.¸.-´¨¯ / \ ( --. ./ `/._ \ `· \-·´ // /. |- | `, ' \ ' / | \ | | `/ ._ \ _.· .·´ | / ´. ,\___`·._ ·´____/.____.·´¨ \.-· `, / {==============| /___ | ,-,/=\ \¯==¯¯= ¯¯==¯==¯=/ /===-- / /`/`/`/`/=||¯| ¯¯¯¯| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ \|¨|¨|¯|¯| /=| `-------´ | | \ \\-'---'---/=/ § J¹ | \ | | \ \\´ | \ | | \\\ `\ , /´ | | | \\\ / \ \\\\ | | ||\ \\\\ \\\\\\\ | | || \\ \\ \\\\\\\\\ | | || \\ \\ \\\\\\\\\ | | || \\ \\ \\\\\\\\\ | | || ` \\ \\\\\\\\\ | | || \\ \\\\\\\\\ | | |\\ \\\\\\\ | | // \\ \ \ \\\\ | //| \\ \ \| |_ ./ \_ __ __//// \====/ `·.= =====.·´ /====/ |====\ Ssj¹SonGohan .·´¨¯¯ ' ' ' \ / `·. ---- / ________.--·´ \ \ \ / `·..·´ ( Joan's note: Ooops... Did you try to preformat that? Adding a 

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afterthe pic might format it so that it looks right. I'd like to see the pic that you posted-- I don't recognize the sig on it. I always like to see new ASCII pics!) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ iph-ascii - 09/18/98 07:49:50 My Email:iph-ascii@mail.bip.net ASCII Art Information: never die! Comments: just face it, ascii art will never die.. NEVER!! the scene will always be in need of good ascii artist, when dialup boards are dying telnet will be there.. so, if not the BBS scene is dead so not is ascii art... live long and prosper / siging off, inphamilair (sweden) ( Joan's note: Woo Hoo! Long Live ASCII Art! ) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ iph-ascii - 09/18/98 07:43:57 My Email:iph-ascii@mail.bip.net ASCII Art Information: the bbs scene Comments: it all started with my BBS, i ripped bloack-ansi pictures from variuos ansi painters and one day the cought me! then i desided to draw my own work to my board, it all went so good that i joined several ascii groups and i now draw for people all over the orld, like nfo files, bbs art.. everything! ( Joan's note: Perhaps I'm a little out of it... just what *do* ASCII groups do? And why would somebody want to join a group?) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Brian Tegart - 09/17/98 19:58:29 My URL:http://www.tegart.com/brian My Email:brian@tegart.com ASCII Art Information: The Gospel Of John image Comments: The pictures of The Gospel Of John by Gwang Hyuk Lee are absolutely amazing. These NEED to be available in poster form. Do you know if posters are available of this image? If there aren't any, would it possible to get a really good copy of the image so so e posters could be made? Is Gwang Hyuk Lee still alive, and how could we contact him? Thanks, Brian ( Joan's note: I have heard that this picture once was available in posted form. I have no other information about a poster and I'm not in a position to make one from his work. Gwang Hyuk Lee was killed, supposedly in response to creating the 'Gospel of John' image.) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Shawn Graft - 09/16/98 22:41:19 ASCII Art Information: ASCII art was used extensively by Bulletin Board Systems in in 1980s and 1990s. It's BBS SysOps (system operators) who refined this form of artwork and began making use of ASCII animation - and later ASCII bombs. ( Joan's note: OK, what's an ASCII bomb?) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ray landers - 09/05/98 13:35:45 My Email:rayl@northcoast.com ASCII Art Information: my wife made ansi/ascii art Comments: we called it ansi art, but that was because my wife used the ansi commands that made the cursor move around the screen before placeing a letter, and because she used the ansi commands to change the foreground and background colors of the text. but other than those ansi commands, she used only the regular text characters, and very rarely used any of the block characters, in her art. she made a great effort to use none of the ansi block characters in her art because she wanted to keep it "pure text", something that would still look correct if printed out on a typewriter, even if it lost the colors she had put in. we had a BBS on fido-net from april '85 to september '95. violet died of cancer in july of '95. in the ten years that she made her art, we collected about 2500 thank you messages from people that were useing her artwork. we also got quite a few phone calls from people. since we distributed the pictures electronicly to others in fido-net, we were pretty free to send them anywhere that had a phone line. we had thanks messages , these were sent to us through fido-net, from most countries in the world. fido-net was glad to transfer messages through the nodes of the network TO us, but we found out right away, the first time we tried it, that they would would NOT send the artwork through the net. so we used the fido-net node list as a phone book and had our computer dial directly to the recipiants computer and then transfer the file to them directly from us, and bypassed the other nodes in the network. this way we didn't use up the fido-net bandwidth for our hobby. and it was a hobby with us, we never asked for money or favors in exchange for violets art. we did have interesting phone bills. we found out what 20 seconds worth of long distance charges cost for almost every country on earth. it was a great hobby for violet, and she got alot of pleasure out of knowing that people were finding suprise messages with a file attached that contained the artwork she had made for them in their e-mail box. the way she decided what picture to make and send to people was actualy pretty simple. she would sit and look at the node list, the node list was a listing of all of the BBS's that were part of fido net, and if the name of the BBS brought some picture to mind, she would then draw that picture in ansi, useing colored text, and then she would send it to them. she would send a letter of introduction telling who we were, and why she was sending this, and then the artwork itself would be in a compressed file attached to the message. we would only get a response from about 20% of the messages that we sent out. and only a few, probebly a total of a dozen, were rejections. it was great fun, and violet struck up several e-mail type pen pal relationships through fido-net. many of the people we communicated with regularly were NOT people that we had sent pictures to, but people that had seen violets artwork, and had sent e-mail to her asking about her art. she was always happy to spend time talking/typeing to people, even if it wasn't about ansi art. my part in the whole operation, was to keep the equipment running and configured in such a way as to be able to make quick, clean international calls. one time the computer made $500 worth of calls to a wrong number in the U.K. all in one 4 hour period. i learned alot about how far you can trust a computer to follow bad instructions with this hobby. computers follow instructions very precisly, and all the way. well i've rambled on enough here. maybe you have seen some of her stuff. she sometimes put her initials, VS , in her pictures. many people copied her stuff and then changed it, often without even removeing her initials from the picture, and signing their name to it and takeing credit for it. this was something that upset me quite a bit, but violet felt a little sad that someone liked her art well enough to steal it, and not give her credit for haveing thought of it. ahh, well. such is the world we live in. it's nice to see this WWW page dedicated to this type of art. good job, and keep it up. thank you for the pleasent memories, ( Joan's note: You're welcome Ray. It sounds like your wife really enjoyed her text-art. I believe that if someone enjoys what they are doing, others can tell. And it is in her great spirit of sharing that she will be remembered. Thanks for telling me about your wonderful wife..) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Simon Parritt - 09/01/98 21:59:12 My Email:Parritsw@aol.com Comments: In reference to Alan Riddel's book,I also contributed I think that such work goes in and out of fashion and unfortunately some of the work tries to produce photo-type images rather than honour the spirit of the medium being used - I still hanker a bit aft r the typewriter ! ( Joan's note: Using a typewriter also allowed a certain degree of flexibility in creating the text-based images. Overstrike, paper manipulation, and half/ quarter spacing are techniques used in typewriter art, but not in ASCII art. Typewriter art and ASCII art are not the same medium, however similar.) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Bill Cunningham VE3HHW - 08/30/98 04:51:56 My URL:http://www3.sympatico.ca/technisoft My Email:technisoft@sympatico.ca ASCII Art Information: RTTY Art Comments: All During the 80's I Spent hours working the RTTY PIX nets. Some of the best teletype artists in the world gathered on 20 meters (14.080 if I remember right) One of the best was (mabe still is) Don Royer (Wa6pir) in Calif. He could reproduce a playboy ce terfold that looked exactly like a black and white photo from 10' feet away.. I uploaded my entire collection to the HEX9 Packet radio BBS several years ago, and I beleive it's still there buried in the directories someplace. If your a ham, a polite note to Len VE3FJB (Packet radio address ve3fjb@ve3fjb and he might tell you just here to find them..other than that, send me an e-mail and i'll see it I can retrieve them "zip em up" and send them off... de Bill ( Joan's note: Wow! ) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Andrew Belsey - 08/26/98 13:50:24 My Email:belsey@cardiff.ac.uk Comments: There is indeed a book called "Typewriter Art", edited by Alan Riddell (London, 1975). I contributed to it. It was a rather oversimple picture of trains. Later I did a much more complex version which I posted to an ASCII Art newsgroup. ( Joan's note: Thanks Andrew-- I do appreciate you sending me copies of sections of the book...look for an update in my ASCII art history section of this website) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Donovan - 07/14/98 16:02:20 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/6558/ My Email:bakd@hotmail.com ASCII Art Information: Before Radio & Typewriters there was...poetry! Comments: Well, a few months ago, we were discussing the oldest method or form of ascii art in the newsgroup. The one I came up with that has held up has been poetry. Centuries ago, they wrote poetry in the shapes of things. And it was the consensus of our newsgroup (at that time) that this must have been the oldest form of ascii art. Of course it wasn't called ascii art then...Joan seems to be the only one who can ever remember the name of that kind poetry. Needing that word from JOAN...for the Nth time! LOL I hope this will help you a little bit with the origination of ascii art. Of course when radio, typewriters, and computers came along that is when it became popular and got it's name. But as a group we all agreed that this form of poetry was probably the thing that started it all. If anyone has some more factual things about this form of poetry please fill us in. ( Joan's note: it's called "typography", I believe ) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Bill Hanson (WA9WGO) - 06/22/98 22:52:27 My Email:wlhanson@worldnet.att.net Comments: You might say that the orgin of ASCII art also has it roots in amatuer radio. Amatuers with teletype equipment (the old model 19 etc.) filled the airwaves with teletype pictures in BAUDOT code. (Joan's note: check the links on the main history page to find some BAUDOT code art link!) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Jon Carlson - 06/06/98 02:20:05 My Email:rhetoricman@juno.com Comments: I am very glad to have found the work of Gwang Hyuk Rhee on the Web! I love the way his ASCII piece has deep spiritual meaning: The Word becomes flesh! Does anyone know where I can get prints of Mr. Rhee's work? I would be very grateful to find out wh re. I have some prints in my bookstore art gallery, but want to sell them and need copies. Thanks! Jon (Joan's note: I have not seen prints of his work--only the online images... sorry... I'm sure that they are amazing!) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:44:52 Comments: From: Ian Wallis Date: Sat, 18 Apr 1998 10:28:44 +0800 Subject: ASCII Art Dear Joan ASCII Art probably reached it's zenith from about 1987 to 1994/5 on the Bulletin Board Systems that were prevalent before the opening of the Internet to the general public. At one point there was well over 150,000 active BBS's around the world and the largest collection were linked together via the email network "FidoNet" which had some 35,000 BBS's linked worldwide. FidoNet had several highly active ASCII art email groups that were prolific in the quantity of material generated. It should also be noted that virtually every System Operator (SysOp) of a BBS generated or at least borrowed ASCII Art for use on their welcome screens. My old BBS which ran from 1981 to the present had some 50 full screen art works that were rotated randomly as welcome and goodbye screens. Cheers, Ian ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:43:38 Comments: From: Jack Lally Date: Sun, 02 Nov 1997 14:51:30 -0500 Subject: ASCII Art Dear Joan, I am a complete neophyte to ASCII Art but have been fascinated by it for some years. I am a retired Merchant Marine Radio Officer and in later years at sea we did a great deal of communicating by Radio Teletype. I believe it was there that I first saw "Stick Men" as my kids used to call them in an art form. Some of the Coast Station operators would while away the lonely Midnight watch hours by creating these drawings and then sending them to the ships at sea. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:43:08 Comments: Subject: Re: History of ASCII Art [Question] From: Roshan Mamarvar Date: Sat, 05 Apr 1997 02:01:20 -0800 I first met ASCII-art when hanging in the C64-Scene. Whenever releasing some of demo-programs, we designed the directory of the disk with some nice logos and pics. And then after changing to Amiga in '89 and staring to call out mailboxes, I met the whole ASCII/ANSI design that you can do on them, and that's when I started seriously doing my styles. ________ .oO° rOSHAn °Oo. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:42:39 Comments: Subj: Re: History of ASCII Art [Question] Date: 97-03-29 17:45:38 EST From: torus@magick.net (John Warmington) Ascii art goes back to the invention of the teletype machine, if not earlier than that. Radio Teletype goes way back-- I know that in the fifties and sixties, and I suspect, before that, RTTY ham operaters were creating and exchanging beautiful, complex pictures. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:42:13 Comments: Subject: Re: History of ASCII Art [Question] From: Veronica Karlsson Date: Fri, 28 Mar 1997 00:13:08 +0100 When I was about eight years old somebody showed me how to make a line of soldiers on a typewriter by typing certain characters over each other (don't remember how though, and even if I did I wouldn't know how to do that on a computer....). ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:41:48 Comments: Return-path: RickH23703@aol.com Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 16:21:19 -0500 (EST) Subject: History of ASCII art My first exposure to ASCII/typeface art was as a radio deejay around Christmas and New Year's Eve of 1968. The AP newswire service would send out "pictures" of Santa landing on a houseroof, or Christmas trees, or such on their news wire printers. You might contact Associated Press and ask around for long-timers who used to write or service the wire-copy desks there. Presumably on slow news days they, too, played around with the tools of their trade... ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:41:24 Comments: Subject: Re: History of ASCII Art [Question] From: tturner@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca () Date: 29 Mar 1997 03:21:22 GMT --> First of all - if you re-read his post, you'll find he was not saying that caligraphy and ASCII art are the _SAME_; he was merely commenting on "ink/paper" artwork. *Read* before you spout off, eh? Secondly - when I was in various community colleges in the early 70's - `ASCII art' was seen reasonably often - but was usually limited to "snoopy", "charlie brown", "mona lisa", etc. and often several `continuous-form' pages long and usually accompanied by whatever year's calendar. In other words; you'd see - in someone's office or classroom - a 2 or 3 page `printout' of "snoopy" doing his little dance (or whatever) and the latest yearly calendar. These were highly prized and enviously coveted and proudly displayed. Running a `high-speed' 300 baud teletype terminal link to the college main-frame; with a laboriously coded (over and over, 'till they got it it right!) dozen's and dozen's of feet long hole-punched green paper tape - with the odd piece of tape patching broken lengths together (as I said - they were hard to make and were used over and over and over and over again...); stealing class and processing time. Things didn't really develop to anywhere _near_ where they are now, until the mid-80's. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:40:54 Comments: Subject: Re: History of ASCII Art [Question] From: Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 20:20:56 +0000 In article <3339AC38.2FDF@xs4all.nl>, joris bellenger writes: >My guess is that ascii-art begun short after the -American Standard Code >for Information Interchange- was created. >But the concept of using letters as a medium to draw isn't new, really. >At the begining of this century some avant-garde artists >where doing it allready with typographic characters, ink and a press. Yes, that is the true start of it. >But this became more popular during the 60's when about everybody could >afford a typewriter. >And what about calligraphy? Some amazing pieces are a few centuries old. >Mostly poetry and drawing at the same time. WOW! Caligraphy is taking characters and adding decorative art--not the same > >Back in time... about four thousand years ago the egyptians where writing >with drawings and now we make drawings with letters. Ironic isn't it? > And that is using drawings to make meaningful writing -- not the same. >Sure, there is more to find in art-and typography books. >Tell me if you find something. The real essence of "character art" is simply to take the fixed and arbitrary shape of written characters, and make that into a drawing. The highest form of it is not block or shade but "line", and as small as you can possible get a meaningfful drawing from. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:40:23 Comments: Subject: Re: History of ASCII Art [Question] From: joris bellenger Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 00:07:36 +0100 My guess is that ascii-art begun short after the -American Standard Code for Information Interchange- was created. But the concept of using letters as a medium to draw isn't new, really. At the begining of this century some avant-garde artists where doing it already with typographic characters, ink and a press. But this became more popular during the 60's when about everybody could afford a typewriter. And what about calligraphy? Some amazing pieces are a few centuries old. Mostly poetry and drawing at the same time. WOW! Back in time... about four thousand years ago the egyptians where writing with drawings and now we make drawings with letters. Ironic isn't it? Sure, there is more to find in art-and typography books. Tell me if you find something. joris ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:39:55 Comments: Subject: Re: History of ASCII Art [Question] From: Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine Date: Mon, 24 Mar 1997 19:04:10 +0000 Ascii art has been around as long as I have. There were large "character shaded" pictures around on lineprinters when I was at university in the 70s: usually either nudes or mickey mouse. Someone posted that there had been "typewriter art" since typewriters were widespread -- 1920 or so, I think. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:39:21 Comments: From: "R. Crawford" Subject: Ascii, the hard way Date: Fri, 21 Feb 1997 04:59:17 +0800 Looking thru an old magazine (1960 and we won't mention which one), I came across an amazing ascii artist. Here's the article that went with the pictures (48K .gif to follow under Subject=Hard way .gif): All day Guillermo Mendana Olivera works as a stenographer in Leon, Spain; every night he types pictures. Samples of his work shown here are, moving clockwise: typings of Ike, of Mendana himself, a detail from a picture of a church, and the Puerta de Alcala in Madrid. Each picture takes about 70 hours. Mendana uses small o and x and periods, dashes and commas. He starts with a paper covering all but a sliver of a photo; as the paper moves down he copies a line at a time. Imagine, on a typewriter! No software to comvert .bmp's. No easy corrections or fancy font tricks. They didn't even have white-out then. This man deserves recognition in the ascii art world! I'm trying to track him down thru family or friends on the net. If I can, maybe I will post more of his work. If you have a problem with your news reader and .gif's, you can see the gif at http://mypage.direct.ca/r/rcrawfor/ascii_bg.gif Long live .txt! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:38:19 Comments: From: "J. Melusky" Subject: Re: Why *is* it called ASCII Art ? Date: Tue, 21 May 1996 12:54:18 -0700 On 20 May 1996, Ken West wrote: > The ASCII.art FAQ mentions that > > Before computers, ASCII art was made on typewriters, > > teletype machines (5 bit), and was created typographically. > > There are even tee-shirts with the :-) smiley. > This raises a couple of questions: > 1. What was it called when done on typewriters (before ASCII > code was invented)? Well, according to Andrew Belsey, who posted to this group awhile back, he says that there is a book available called: Typewriter Art, edited by Alan Riddell (London, 1975) ISBN 0-900626-99-2 > 2. Why is it called ASCII art now? > Now, with the prevalence of PCs, using ASCII characters, someone > has decided that this character-based art is to be called ASCII > art. When you think of it, once the characters are on paper, or > even on a screen, the fact that they possibly were orginally stored > with 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 bits inside some computer memory has nothing > to do with the art itself; so, can someone clarify how the term > "ASCII art" came about? And is there any rationale behind the fact > that it clearly HAS come about? regards, Ken West It wasn't just someone who popularized the phrase ascii-art. It was all those who voted in alt.config. A year ago I subscribed to alt.config and discovered that 100 votes plus a lot of convincing to create a new Usenet group. I wish I was around to be a lurker back then but hey they made a good vote of it! Maybe Scarecrow knows more about the alt.config story? I don't even know if alt.config is still there? Jon ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:36:36 Comments: From: jorn@mcs.com (Jorn Barger) Subject: Talk: Why I like ascii art Date: 11 Sep 1995 17:26:51 -0500 Wherever you look in computer journalism, the emphasis is always on faster computers and more memory and more colors... and more money! So, when people write about the future of the Internet, they're always dreaming of real-time video links, multimedia, virtual reality, etc etc etc. But for me, what's greatest about the Internet is how efficient it is at transmitting *text*. For the same 30 kilobytes you could use for a small GIF on the WWWeb, you can just as well transmit *fifteen typewritten pages* of text. (It's not even 'a picture is worth 1000 words'-- it's more like 5000, or better!) And a videolink uses millions of times as much bandwidth as would an email conversation... And ascii text is also the lowest common denominator that allows *everyone* on the net to share data-- people are starting to extend email to include graphics and fonts, but these attempts exclude the majority of users, and we haven't begun o see these formats (like MIME) posted to netnews... So the ability of ascii-art to include images in email and netnews postings could be a very useful technology... if only word-processors included a simple set of commands for drawing ascii shapes, or pasting together layers of ascii 'clip ar '! My efforts in exploring ascii-art have been an attempt to see how much is possible, in representing, eg, maps, or human faces. I find that if you devote a great deal of time to it, you can create some very rich images... so it ought to be po sible someday to have rich libraries of clip-art that everyone can easily integrate into their text files-- if only the word- processors are revised to make this easier. But (alas!) the word-processor designers seem preoccupied with GIFs and MPEGs and WAV files... ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:33:23 Comments: From: peekstok@u.washington.edu (Anna Peekstok) Subject: Re: Historical precedent for ASCII art? Date: 21 Jan 1994 20:53:43 GMT There's a tradition in classical painting (i.e., Renaissance and after) of making up faces and figures out of vegetables, kitchen implements, etc. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:31:41 Comments: From: pk6811s@acad.drake.edu Subject: Re: Historical precedent for ASCII art? Date: Fri, 21 Jan 1994 15:23:47 GMT Quilts, cross-stitch, colored sands, colored brick and tile, mosaic tile, colored corn, kids' toy blocks, hand-held string figures,... Give people something to work with and they will make art. My 'thing' is domino pictures, done much like the p xellated ascii except using complete sets of dominos. A 6' by 4' picture of an astronaut made of 40 sets of double-nines is on display at the Dial Center at Drake University. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:27:22 Comments: From: allenk@ugcs.caltech.edu (Allen Knutson) Subject: Historical precedent for ASCII art? Date: 21 Jan 1994 07:11:02 GMT Historically, have there been other forms of art that are akin to ASCII art, in using to create pictures a standard set of shapes not designed for it? All that occurred to me are some of Dali's great tricks, where several people form a skull and that sort of thing, but it's not quite the same. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ File: mirrors/jgs/data/wildlife.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/wildlife.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ..:::::.. .:::::::::::. ::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::: :::::::_/|::::::: ::::=/_/::::::: North American `:_/ |::::::' Wildlife ( / ,|:::'' \_/^\/||__ _/~ `""~`"` \_ __/ -'/ `-._ `\_\__ /jgs /-'` `\ \ \-.\ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. bat porcupine bears raccoon beaver otters chipmunk shrew and vole coyotes/howling wolves squirrels deer wildcat foxes worm in apple moose pawprints yak embed(/web/20091028022937oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ wildworld.mid)Midi Controls .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. (other wildlife, such as rabbits and rodents and various birds, on other pages) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. @@ bat @@ 11/96 =, (\_/) ,= /`-'--(")--'-'\ jgs / (___) \ /.-.-./ " " \.-.-.\ more bats -=[ tiny bear ]=- 11/99 _, ____ \_ ` , `P |/--\ / jgs "` "` ** bear ** 10/96 :"'._..---.._.'"; `. .' .' ^ ^ `. : a a : __....._ : _.-0-._ :---'""'"-....--'" '. : .' : `. : `,`. `.: '--'--' :.' ; ; : `._`-'_.' ;.' `. '"' ; `. ' ; `. ` : ` ; .`. ; ; : ; .' `-.' ; : ;`. __.' .' .' : ; `. .' __.' .'`--..__ _._.' ; ; `......' .' `'""'`.' ;......-' jgs `.......-' `........' ** baby bear ** 10/96 _ _ : `.--.' ; _....,_ .' `. _..--'"' `-._ : :_.-'" .`. : 6 6 : : '.; : : `..'; `: .----. :' ; `._Y _.' ' ; 'U' .' `. ; `: ;`-..___ `. .'`. jgs _: : : ```"''"'``. `. `. .' ;..' .' `.'` `.......' `........-'` -=[ bear farts ]=- _ _ . . : `.--.' ; _....,_ .' `. _..--'"' `-._ o : * : :_.-'" .`. ; . - : 6 6 : : '.; * 0 : : `..'; . , o `: .----. :' ; . o . * `._Y _.' ' ; o . ; 'U' .' `. ; ; * `: ;`-..___ `. .'`. . ; , jgs _: : : ```"''"'``. `. `. .' ;..' .' `.'` ; `.......' `........-'` * bear * 11/96 _ (\\ _ ___ .-"`"(\\ _.""` `"-. / ` `-._ _.-" `\__ 6 6) `-.__.-' `", / `;-` / , | () / /` | `---`"~``\ | \ | \ \ / / /`, , | | / / "-.| | | /' / / | /,__ | /`\ jgs / /' | / `"'\ ( \ __/ /' | | `\ \ \ \ / | | `\ \ \ `-,/ / | / |-"` `"""^^^ `^^""""` * surprised bear face * 11/96 ______________________________ |\____________________________/| || _ || || (\\ _ || || .-"`"-(\\ || || /\ /\ /`-._ || || (0/ 0/ `-.__.|| || / || || / || || / , || || (__/ / /` || || `-.__/-"``. || || \ || ||jgs_____________\___________|| |/____________________________\| @@ bear face @@ 11/96 .'"'. ___,,,___ .'``. : (\ `."'"``` ```"'"-' /) ; : \ `./ .' `. :.' / _ _ \ | 0} {0 | | / \ | | / \ | | / \ | \ | .-. | / `. | . . / \ . . | .' jgs `-._\.'.( ).'./_.-' `\' `._.' '/' `. --'-- .' `-...-' -=[ bear face ]=- 1/97 .--. .--. : (\ ". _......_ ." /) : '. ` ` .' /' _ _ `\ / 0} {0 \ | / \ | | /' `\ | \ | . .==. . | / '._ \.' \__/ './ _.' jgs / ``'._-''-_.'`` \ `--` -=[ bear ]=- 7/98 .--. _......._ .--. | ( .' '. ) | './ 0 _ _ 0 \.' | / o \ | \ \ _|_ / / jgs '.__ `"""` __.' `"---"` -=[ bear ]=- 10/97 __ __ / \.-"""-./ \ \ - - / | o o | \ .-'''-. / jgs '-\__Y__/-' `---` * teddy bear * 11/96 __ __ /_ \_.--"""--._/ _\ \ ) _ _ ( / | (o)___(o) | | \_/ | \ | / \ / \_ _ _/ ___)==( )==(___ /' //\ `\ / // \\ \ / | |/ \| | \ /,_ /| |\ _,\ ((_// | | \\_)) `-' | | `-' | | | | | _ | / / \ \ jgs / / \ \ / / \ \ _/ / \ \_ ( _____ / \ _____ ) '-----' `-----' -=[ small teddy bear ]=- 1/97 (`-"-`) /'Y'\ __\_^_/__ ()_ >o< _() ) : ( jgs / /-\ \ ()/ \() -=[ teddy bears - 4 lines ]=- 1/97 ()=() ()-() ()=() ()-() ('Y') (':') (^;^) ('&') q . p d . b C C c . c jgs ()_() ()_() ()_() ()=() -=[ teddy bear ]=- 4/97 ()-() /o o\ _\ Y /_ O__`&`__0 / \ jgs ()/^\() -=[ teddy bear ]=- 4/97 .-. _,,,,,_ .-. ( , ' : : ' , ) / : : \ ; 0.---.0 ; \ / _ \ / \ | (_) | / ." `\ -'- /` ". / `"""""` \ / .' .-== '. \ / / .-=='\ \ ( / \ ) '-;`. .';-' jgs /_ `-.______ .-` __\ /` `\ / `\ / `\ \ | / \ | / `'--'` `'--'` -=[ teddy bear ]=- 11/97 ___ .--. .--.-" "-' .- | / .-,` .' \ ` \ '. ! \ | ! .--. | \ '--' /.____ /`-. \__,'.' `\ __/ \`-.____.-' `\ / | `---`'-'._/-` \----' _ |,-'` / | _.-' `\ .' / |--'` / | / /\ ` | | | .\/ \ .--. __ \ | '-' '._ / `\ / jgs `\ ' |------'` \ | | \ / '._ _.' `` -=[ teddy bear ]=- 4/97 _ _ (,\-~-/,) / 9 9 \ __\ o /__ (:: '-^-' ::) '-/ \-` \ ' / / I \ jgs (___/ \___) -=[ lazy bears ]=- 9/97 _,-""`""-~`) (`~_,=========\ |---,___.-.__,\ | o \ ___ _,,,,_ _.--. \ `^` /`_.-"~ `~-;` \ \_ _ .' `, | |`- \'__/ / ,_ \ `'-. / .-""~~--. `"-, ;_ / | \ \ | `""` \__.--'`"-. /_ |' `"` `~~~---.., | jgs \ _.-'`-. \ \ '. / `"~"` _,-""`""-~`) (`~ \ | a a \ ; o ; ___ _,,,,_ _.-~'. \ `^` /`_.-"~ `~-;` \ \_ _ .' `, | |`- \'__/ / ,_ \ `'-. / .-""~~--. `"-, ;_ / | \ \ | `""` \__.--'`"-. /_ |' `"` `~~~---.., | jgs \ _.-'`-. \ \ '. / `"~"` lots more teddy bears! -=[ beaver ]=- 12/96 ___ .=" "=._.---. ." c ' Y'`p / , `. w_/ jgs | '-. / / _,..._| )_-\ \_=.\ `-....-'`------)))`=-'"`'" -=[ beaver ]=- 10/97 rediddled by Mike Naylor.... ___ .=" "=._.---. ." c ' Y'`p / \ `\ w_/ jgs | ) / / ______| /__-\ \_=.\ (XXXXX/'`------)))`=-'"`'" -=[ Molly chipmunk ]=- 6/97 /\\ //\ \ ||="=|| / /` | | `\ / .-'\| |/'-. \ / \ / \ =\ Y /= `-._ '---' _.-' jgs `"""""` * howling coyote/wolf * 11/96 .-'''''-. .' `. : : : : : _/| : : =/_/ : `._/ | .' ( / ,|...-' \_/^\/||__ _/~ `""~`"` \_ __/ -'/ `-._ `\_\__ /jgs /-'` `\ \ \-.\ -=[ wolf ]=- 5/98 __.....__ .-' '-. .' '. / \ / |\ \ ; |V \_ ; | | ' \ ; ; ) ,_\ | ; / | ; \ / \ / \ | \ / '. \ \ .' '-._| \-' | |\ | __jgs___/ |_'. /______ ######################### ######################### #######' '####### ####' '#### ### ### ## |\ ## # |V \_ # # | ' \ # # ) ,_\ # # / | # ## / \ ## ### | \ ### ####. \ \ .#### ######-._| \.###### #########| |# |###### ###jgs###/ |#'. /###### ######################### ######################### |\ |V \_ | ' \ ) ,_\ / | / \ | \ \ \ | \ | | | ___jgs___/ |\ /______ /| _/ V| / ' | /_, ( | \ / \ / | / / / | | | | ___jgs___\ /| \______ -=[ wolves ]=- 12/98 _..:::.._ .:::::/|::::. ::::::/ V|::::: ::::::/' |:::::: ::::<_, (:::::: :::::| \:::: jgs '::/ \:' .-"-. / /| \ | <'/ | \/ ( / /_ |-' | _\\ jgs \___>\ -=[ deer ]=- 12/97 , , /\\ / \ | )|-""-, \ /' \ / | , | ' '/ / \_...._ .' _ ._o) { .' `'-....-' ; `"--' `/ / | { } | , { } \ \ { } .-' _.'.,_____, ./`| \ \` \ ( ( /\ | \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ; \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ jgs \_\ \_\ \_\ \_\ `## `## `## `## -=[ deer ]=- 2/98 . _, |`\__/ / \ . .( | __T| / | _.---=======' | // {} `| , , {} \ /___; ,' ) ,-;` `\ // | / ( ;|| ||`\\ ||| || \\ ||| jgs )\ )\ )|| `" `" `"" reindeer on xmas page * fox/ferret * 11/96 ___ "._`-. (\-. '-.`;.--.___/ _`> `"( ) , ) \\----\-\ ~~jgs~~~~~~ "" ~~ """ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -=[ fox ]=- 9/98 /\.-./\ >_ _< / d\ /b \ , / / \ \);\ `-.\Y/.-`.;;;| / \ /;;;( _ | { } | _ `\ / \| `"` |/ \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / ) | | | | (.' _/ | |-| | \_ jgs (((-') \ / \'-))) `"" ""` -=[ fox ]=- 2/01 ,-. .-, |-.\ __ /.-| \ ` ` / / _ _ \ | _`q p _ | '._=/ \=_.' {`\()/`}`\ { } \ |{ } \ \ '--' .- \ |- / \ | | | | | ; | | |.;.,..__ | .-"";` `| / | / jgs `-../____,..---'` -=[ moose ]=- 12/96 (\_ _/) ) ( ) ( ( ( ) ) )_(\ \.--./ /)_( `)` 6 6 '(' / \ jgs ( ) ( ) `(_c__c_)` `--` (\_ _/) ) ( ) ( ( ( ) ) ) ( ) ( ( ( ) ) \_ (\\.--.//) _/ \)` 6 6 '(/ / \ jgs ( ) ( ) `(_c__c_)` `--` -=[ moose ]=- 12/97 _/\_ __/\__ ) . (_ _) .' ( `) '.( ) .' (` `-._\(_ )/__(~` (ovo)-.__.--._ ) `-.______ jgs/VK / `---._ ( ,// ) \ `''\/-. | \ | | | _.--"""--, .' `\ .-""""""-. .' | / '. / .-._/ | `. | | \ \ .-._ | _ \ `""'-. \_.-. \ ` ( \__/ | ) '=. ., \ / ( \ / \ / /` `\ | / `' '..-`\ _.-. `\ _.__/ .=. | _ / \ '.-` `-.' / \_/ | | './ _ _ \.' '-' | / \ | | .-. .-. | \ / o| |o \ / | / \ | / `"` `"` \ / \ | '._.' \ | / | \ | | || _ _ / /|\ (_\ /_) / jgs \ \'._ ` '_.' `""` `"""` -=[ moose ]=- 6/98 (`-'-,-. _. '._ (_ '.__.-, .-;`-.-`_..-' `\___-.(_ _.) a'-._ __ .' `\ .' ` ._^/ _..._.-' /`\ / ` _.' \ / ) (/ / ) |/ | | / ;-. ;\ /'-.__.| /-. \ / ) / | | '.\ / /| / \ | || | / / / | | / | || \ \ | | \_/ jgs )_`\ )_`\ )_`\ `""` `""` `""` -=[ goofy moose ]=- 10/98 _ _ / \."..-. .-.."./ \ | || || | .-""-. | || || | | \/ \/ './ _ _ \.' \/ \/ | \ _ / \/ \ _ / '----'` \ \0/\0/ / `'----' jgs \ / ) ( | _ _ | \0) (0/ `'--'` -=[ yak ]=- 9/00 _,,,_ .-'` ( '. .-' ,_ ; \___ _, __.' ) \'.__.'(:;'.__.'/ __..--"" ( '.__{':');}__.' .' ( ; ( .-|` ' |-. / ( ) ) '-p q-' ( ; ; ; ; |.---.| ) ( ( ; \ o o) | ) ; | ) ) /'.__/ ) ; ) ; | ; // ( ) _,\ ; // ; ( ,_,,-~""~`"" \ ( // \_.'\\_ '. /<_ \\_)--\ \ \--\ jgs )--\""` )--\"` `""` `""` -=[ porcupine ]=- 12/96 , ,\|// /, _|="=\="=./_, ,//"\-/\"\= //_, ,\/=/,"=/ /"=`///. jgs ,\//="\'-.\"//-c_ a\ ,\\_\=_\/=\"/,)_-"\\\_=___) `/-/=//,-'`--)))`--))) -=[ raccoon ]=- 3/97 __ .-. .-"` .`'. /\\| _(\-/)_" , . ,\ /\\\/ {(#b^d#)} . ./, |/\\\/ `-.(Y).-` , | , |\.-` /~/,_/~~~\,__.-` ////~ // ~\\ jgs ==`==` ==` ==` -=[ river otter ]=- 8/97 .----.__ / c ^ _`; | .--' \ ( / -.\ / . \ / \ | ; `-. `. | /`'.`. | | \ \ | __| `' ; / \ ,' | (_`'---._ /--, `'---._`'---..__ jgs `''''--, ) _.-'`,` ```` -=[ Seaweed, the otter ]=- 6/98 .-"""-. / o\ | o 0).-. | .-;(_/ .-. \ / /)).---._| `\ , '. ' /(( `'-./ _/| \ .' ) .-.;` / '. | `\-' '._ -' / jgs ``""--`------` -=[ shrew ]=- 12/96 _,____ c--. /` \ ` _^_\ jgs`~~~\ _/---'\\ ^ `~~~ ~~ .--p_____,_ /_^_ ` / `\ jgs ^ //'---\_ /~~~ ~~ ~~~` -=[ vole ]=- 9/00 _.---._..-""""""-. .-" o -. `. `._ -' \ _`";` | '-'__\ \ _.-' /__ '-'---'--'``\__, _.-'--""-. jgs (.-' ,-` ** squirrel ** 10/96 __ (\_ (_ \ ( '> ) \/_)= jgs (_(_ )_ -=[ more squirrels ]=- 1/97 ,;:;;, ;;;;; .=', ;:;;:, /_', "=. ';:;:; @=:__, \,;:;:' _(\.= ;:;;' `"_( _/="` jgs `"'`` ,;;:;, ;;;;; ,:;;:; ,'=. ;:;:;' .=" ,'_\ ':;:;,/ ,__:=@ ';;:; =./)_ jgs `"=\_ )_"` ``'"` -=[ squirrels ]=- 8/98 _ .-'` `} _./) / } .'o \ | } '.___.'`.\ {` /`\_/ , `. } \=' .-' _`\ { `'`;/ `, } _\ ; } jgs /__`;-...'--' _ {` `'-. { \ (\._ { | / o'. `} /.`'.___.' { .' , \_/`\ } /`_ '-. '=/ { .' `\;`'` { ; /_ '-'...-;`__\ jgs |\=. / 6', .--. \ .-' /_ \ / (_() ) | / `;--' / / / ( ( `" _)_ jgs `-==-'`""""""` -=[ squirrel or skunk ]=- 12/97 _.-"""-, .' ..::. `\ / .::' `'` / / .::' .--.=; | ::' / C ..\ | :: | \ _.) \ ':| / \ '-, \./ \)\) `-| );/ jgs '--'-' -=[ wildcat ]=- 4/99 |'. .'| \ '=, _.==._.==._ ,=' / \ }', ,'{ / ;.~'` `'~.; .' .=._ _.=. '. / `'-0_/ \_0-'` \ _| __( )__ |_ =| .' '`Y` '. |= .'\ ';V=='^'==V;' /'. '=._ `-`"""`-' _.-' jgs `'''`.___.`'''` //|\\ ** worm in apple ** 10/96 . .OO .OOOO .OOOO' OOOO' .-~~~~-. OOO' / (o)(o) .OOOOOO `O .OOOOOOO. / .. | .OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO/\ \____/ .OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO/ \\ ,\_/ .OOOOOOO%%OOOOOOOOOOOOO(#/\ /. .OOOOOO%%%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\ \\ \/OO. .OOOOO%%%%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\ \/OOOO. OOOOO%%%%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\_\/\OOOOO OOOOO%%%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\###)OOOO OOOOOO%%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO `OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' .-~~\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' / _/ `\(#\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' / / \ / `~~\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' |/' `\// \\ \OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' `-.__\_,\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' jgs `OO\#)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' `OOOOOOOOO''OOOOOOOOO' `""""""' `""""""' -=[ apple with worms ]=- 10/98 ___ _/`.-'`. _ _/` . _.' ..:::::.(_) /` _.'_./ .oooooooooo\ \o/.-'__.'o. .---. __ .ooooooooo`._\_|_.'`oooooob/ .-. \ / ") .ooooooooooooooooooooo&&o##/ /b. \ '-' /` _ .--oooooooooooooooooooo&@@@##(_/#ob. '---' ("\ / .-.`\ooooooooooooo.-.ooo&&@#####oob. \ '-' /doo\ \##ooooooooo/ _")ooooo&@@@@ooob '---' dooo\_)##ooooooo/ /oooooooo&@@@oooob dooo####ooooooo/ /oooooooo&@@@ooooob dooooooooooooo( (oooooooo&@@oooooob `dooooooooooooo\ \oooooo###&@ooooo.---. `dooooooooooo##) )#ooo##(_ \oooo/ .-. \ .---.`doooo###oo##(_/##oooo###\ \oo/ / \") _/ .-. \`do/`__)#oo#####ooooooooo'.__.' ` ("_/ \ '-' /###ooooooooooooooooooob' ` '--'doooooooooooooooooooooob' `dojgsooooobodoooooooob' `doooooooob dooooooob' `"""""""' `""""""' -=[ paw prints ]=- 3/97 _ _ _(_)(_)_ (_).--.(_) / \ \ / _ _ '--' _(_)(_)_ (_).--.(_) / \ \ / jgs '--' larger dog/cat prints at end of pet page .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/97may.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/97may.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. wWWWw wWWWw vVVVv (___) wWWWw (___) vVVVv (___) ~Y~ (___) vVVVv ~Y~ (___) ~Y~ \| ~Y~ (___) |/ ~Y~ \| \ |/ \| / \~Y~/ \| \ |/ \\|// \\|// \\|/// \\|// \\|// \\\|/// jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ~ May 1997- page 1 ~ ~ ~ joan stark's ASCII Art Gallery ~ ~ - NEW ASCII ART - UNSORTED - .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. . -=[ cock-a-too ]=- 4/97 , .-; , |\ / / __, |\ '.`-.| |.'.-' \`'-: `; : / `-._'. \'| ,_.-=` ` ` ~,_ '--,. .-. ,=". / { 0 )`;-.} | '-' /__ | / \_,\| | ( __ / ' \ /\_ /,'`| ' .-~"~~-. |`.\_ | / ' , / \ _/ `, \| ; , . | , ' . | \ `, | | , , | : ; : | _\ `, \ |. , | | | | | \` `. \ | ' |\_|-'|_,'\| _\ `, `\ ' . ' | | | | | __ \ `, | , ' |_/'-|_\_/ __ ,-;` / \ `, \ . , ' .| | | | | _/' ` _=`| `\ `, \ , | | | | |_/' .=" / \` `, `\ \/|,| ;/' .=" | \ `, `\' , | ; /' =" _/ `\ `, .-""-. ': /' =" / jgs _`\ ;_{ ' ; /' =" / _\`-/__.~ `.8.'."`~-. =" _,/ __\ { '-.|.'.--~'`}" _/ \ .="` }.-~"'u'-. '-..' __/ _/ ." { -'.~('-._,.'\_,/ / ." _/'`--; ; `. ; .=" _/' `-..__,-' __/' ` -=[ pointing finger ]=- 4/97 _____________ (_________ _.'``''-.... (___.-' _, (_(_.-' ` jgs (__)__,-"``'----- _____________ ....-''``'._ _________) ,_ '-.___) `'-._)_) jgs -----'``"-,__(__) -=[ "Hang Loose" ]=- 4/97 _ _ ,-. / ) ( `. // /-._/ / `\ \ /(_/ / / / ; `-` (_/ / / | (_/ / \ / ) /` jgs / /` -=[ "I love you" ]=- 4/97 _ / ) / / _ _ / / / ) ( `. / /-. / / `\ \ / // /`/ / ; `-` (_/ / / | (_/ / \ / ) /` jgs / /` -=[ chicken ]=- 4/97 ,. (\(\) ,_ ; o > {`-. / (_) `={\`-._____/` | `-{ / -=`\ | `={ -= = _/ / `\ .-' /` {`-,__.'===,_ //` `\\ jgs // `\= -=[ parrot ]=- 4/97 .---.__ / /6|__\ \ \/--` / \\ / )\ / _.' / //~`\\-' =====//===(=))========= jgs /` -=[ troll ]=- 4/97 .:\:/:. .:\:\:/:/:. :.:\:\:/:/:.: :=.' - - '.=: '=(\ 9 9 /)=' ( (_) ) /`-vvv-'\ / \ / /|,,,,,|\ \ /_// /^\ \\_\ WW( ( ) )WW __\,,\ /,,/__ jgs (______Y______) -=[ Cupid ]=- 4/97 ,@@@@@@, ,@@@@@""@@, ( _ _ , @@@@@ 6.6\@ :\ ( \/ ) {{^\@@@C _-_)@ : \ \ / {{:\\@@@) (@@' : \ \/ (\/) {{::\\ / \---.:.__\_ \/ \`::\( , \---:---._) `"`"; \ \|_.-;====I======{> | \ _.-': / (\/) | `"/ : / \/ // \/ : / \\_ \ :/ \ \ | ( ) ) ) / / / jgs / / /_ (_(____) -=[ radio ]=- 4/97 ! | | |~/ | _|~ .============.| (_| |~/ .-;____________;|. _|~ | [_________I__] | (_| | """"" (_) (_) | | .=====..=====. | | |:::::||:::::| | jgs | '=====''=====' | '----------------' -=[ girl's face ]=- 4/97 _____ ."` `". __ / \ __ / & /"""""\ & \ / /\ /` 9 9 `\ /\ \ | | /` ^ `\ | | jgs / / \ '-' / \ \ /.-' `-._____.-` `-.\ -=[ face ]=- 4/97 ,@@@@@@, ,@@@@@""@@, @@@@@ 6.6\@ @@@C _-_)@ '@@@) (@@' -=[ kissing face ]=- 4/97 .&&&&&&&&&&&&&. .&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&. .&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&:&&:&&:&&:&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&:&'&''&&''&&'&:&&&&&&&& .&&&&&&'(((((( ))))))'&&&&&&. &&&&&&'(/````\ /````\)'&&&&&& &&&&:' `\ (_) ) \ ( (_) /` ':&&&& && ( :. '''''' \ `````` .: ) && &&\ \:::. ,__) .:::/ /&& '&&\ `::: :::` /&&' &&&`/\:` .-.-. `:/\`&&& .&&&( ) .'._,_.'. ( )&&&. &&&&&&&&\ \` ` `/ /&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&\ `---` /&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&`-._ _.-'&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&& `"""` &&&&&&&&&&& &jgs&&&&&&' '&&&&&&&&& -=[ First Communion ]=- 4/97 .:.:.:. / .***. \ | / ,,, \ | | \/6.6\/ | | ( _ ) | / /`"""`\ \ .:.:( (/|\) ):.:. ':'/':_A_:'\':' / \ / \ jgs / \ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. ':':':':':':':':':' .:.:.:. / .***. \ | / ,,, \ | | \/6.6\/ | | ( _ ) | / /`"""`\ \ .:.:( (/|\) ):.:. ':'/':_A_:'\':' / \ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:. ':':':':':':':':' jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ flower girl ]=- 4/97 _ _ / )%.===.%( \ | // ,,, \\ | \/ \/o.o\/ \/ /\ ( _ ) /\ ^^ /`"""`\ ^^ ( (_@_) ) /'-.Y.-'\ / | \ /___________\ jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) -=[ flower girl #2 ]=- 4/97 _____ ."` `". __ / \ __ / & /"""""\ & \ / /\ /` 9 9 `\ /\ \ | | /` ^ `\ | | / / \ '-' / \ \ /.-' `-._____.-` `-.\ _\\ //_ /' `~|\\/|~` `\ / , | \ | , \ / /| \__)/ |\ \ \ `-._ ~Y~__.-' / `-.__/```).-\_.-' / `~~|/`~` \ / -. | \ jgs / \| \ / | \ / . . . . . . . . . \ `"`"`"`"|"|"|"`"`"`"` | | | | | | |~|~| |-|-| /`/`/J `~`~` -=[ pirate ]=- 4/97 _____ .-" .-. "-. _/ '=(0.0)=' \_ /` .='|m|'=. `\ \________________ / .--.__///`'-,__~\\\\~` / /6|__\// a (__)-\\\\ \ \/--`(( ._\ ,))) / \\ ))\ -==- (O)( / )\((((\ . /))))) / _.' / __(`~~~~`)__ //"\\,-'-"` `~~~~\\~~`"-. // /`" ` `\ // jgs -=[ pie ]=- 4/97 ( ( ) ) ) ( ( ( ` .-""^"""^""^"""^""-. (//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//) ~\^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^/~ jgs `================` .-~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~-. (\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\) \^""^""^""^""^""^""^/ jgs `=================` -=[ cupcake or muffin ]=- 4/97 .-"`"`"`"-. /.'''`.'`.'`\ /`.'`.`'.`'`.'\ (`'.`'.'`.'`.`'.) ~|||||||||||||~ jgs ||||||||||||| `"""""""""""` -=[ cherries ]=- 4/97 __.--~~.,-.__ `~-._.-(`-.__`-. \ `~~` .--./ \ /# \ \.--. \ / /# \ jgs '--' \ / '--' -=[ pretzel ]=- 4/97 _ _ ( `X` ) \/ \/ jgs `-` -=[ Fencing ]=- 4/97 In fencing competition there are three weapons... 1) foil- weighs less than 500g; target area is torso _ |\ [_[[[[[[[| |========================================D |/ |__20cm____|________________90cm____________________| 2) épée- weighs less than 770g; target area is entire body ;. | `. [_[[[[[[| |========================================D | .' :' |__20cm____|_________________90cm___________________| & 3) saber- weighs less than 500g; target area is waist-up ;\ | \ [_]]]]]| |========================================D \ / .' `==;.' |_17cm___|___________________88cm_________________| -=[ St. Bernard puppy ]=- 4/97 ._,=~~``~~=,_. .=` ~-. .-~ `-. /` / { } \ `\ | | _ \ / _ | | | / /@) )( (@\ \ / \ |; / \ ;| / \ | ; / __ \ ; \ / `"`/`\ ; (..) ; /`\ ` /` \{ /\ }/ `\ jgs `"`==`"` -=[ St. Bernard dog ]=- 4/97 ____ _,=~` `~=,_ .=` ~-. .-~ `-. /` / { } \ `\ | | _ \ / _ | | | / /@) )( (@\ \ | \ | / \ | | \ | / __ \ \ / |_/\ / (..) \ / \_| ` /\ ; /\ ; /\ /` `.\ /==\ /.' `\ /` /-=`""""`=-\ `\ ; |-=-=-=--=-=-| ; jgs \-=-=-=-=-=/ `~~~~~~~~` _.="""=._ /` \ / `\ / / _} {_ \ \ / ; /o) (o\ ; \ \ | / _ \ | / \_/\| (_) |/\_/ jgs /`\_/=\_/`\ /` `"` `\ { } -=[ cat at the wall ]=- 4/97 |____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____ ____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____| __|____|____|____|____|___|_ ____|____|____|____|____|__ |____|____|____|____|___| (\.-./) _|____|____|____|___|___|_ ____|____|____|____|____|_ = (^ Y ^) = _|____|____|____|____|__ |____|____|____|____|____|___ /`---`\ __|____|____|____|____|____| __|____|____|____|____|____|_U___|_U|____|____|____|____|____|_ |____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____ _jgs|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|_ -=[ Playboy Bunny ]=- 4/97 O O dO Ob dOO OOO dOOO OOOb dOOOO OOOOb OOOOO OOOOO OOOOO OOOOO OOOOO OOOOO YOOOO OOOOO YOOO OOOP oOOOOOOOOOOOOb oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOb oOOOb dOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP YOOOOOOOOOOOP %%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%OOOjgsOOO -=[ spray ]=- 4/97 ` ~ `-. .---. . ~= -o | ~` |___| .' _____|_____ | | |~~~~~~~~~~~| | | | c---c | | /o o\ | | (= T =) | | '-W-' | | | | | | | | | |~~~~~~~~~~~| jgs`-=========-` -=[ the early bird ]=- 4/97 .---. / 6_6 _ .-. \_ (__\ ("\ /.-.\ The Early Bird Catches // \\ `\\ // \\ the Worm! 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' / | \ / | \ | | | | | | .=====| |=====. |.---.| |.---.| ||=o=|| ||=o=|| || || || || || || || || ||___|| ||___|| |[:::]| jgs |[:::]| '-----' '-----' -=[ designs ]=- 4/97 \ \/\ \/ / \/ /\/ / / /\/ /\ / /\ \/\ \ / / /\ \ \ \ ( ( ( () ) ) ) \ \ \ \/ / / \ \/\ \/ / \/ /\/ / / /\/ /\ / /\ \/\ \ / / /\ \ \ \ ( ( ( () ) ) ) \ \ \ \/ / / \ \/\ \/ / \/ /\/ / / /\/ /\ / /\ \/\ \ / / /\ \ \ \ ( ( ( () ) ) ) \ \ \ \/ / / \ \/\ \/ / \/ /\/ / / /\/ /\ / /\ \/\ \ \/ / / /\ / /\ \ ( ( ) ) \ \/ / \/ / / /\ / /\ \ ( ( ) ) \ \/ / \/ / / /\ / /\ \ ( ( ) ) \ \/ / \/ / / /\ / /\ \ ( ( ) ) \ \/ / \/ / / / / / \ ( ( ) ) \ / / / / / / \ ( ( ) ) \ / / / / / / \ ( ( ) ) \ / / / / / / \ ( ( ) ) \ / / / / -=[ another design... ]=- 4/97 _/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\_ |\/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\| |/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /| | /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\| |/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ | |\/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\| |/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /| | /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\| |/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ | |\/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\| |/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /| | /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\| |/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ | |\/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\| |/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /| | /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\| |/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ | |\/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\| |/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /| | /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\| |/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ | |\/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\| |/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /| | /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\| |/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ | |\/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\| ~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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'.__.' | | | | jgs | | | | .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028023637oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/twilite.mid)Midi Controls CHARACTERS caveman and family alien cyclops aliens pig-headed person ALSO SEE: "super chicken" MEN birdman WOMEN jack-in-the-box mermaids (mythical page) jokers/jesters pixies/sprites (mythical page) clown (small) princesses/queen/wizards clown (faces) (mythical page) troll angels (religion page) gnome devils/demons (religion page) goblins vampires ( halloween page) cupid athletes (sport page) people lined up at the door grim reaper voodoo doll robots .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ caveman and family ]=- 9/00 ////\ ///_ _\\\ // '\' \\ ///\_-_/\\\ _) (_ /\`"` \ /| \ ' \ / | '--; \ / /| |\ \ ____ (.' |_____| '.;' '. \\ \ | / / \ )'\ ( | ) | () | jgs |. | / T \ \ / \_/ ooO Ooo '.____.' \\\\\// ///_ _\\\ )) '>' (( ///\_-_/\\\ ////) (\\\\ ``/\`"` \`` \\)// /| '---,\ //. .\\ / :-' '-| \ \_-_/ / /|' .:|'(\/`. .\ (.' |_____| \/|_._|\ \\ \ | / /\_/\\) )'\ (|) \_|_/ jgs |. | /T\ |/ \| \_/ ooOoo "' '" \\///// \\\\\// ///_ _\\\ ///_ _\\\ // '\' \\ )) '>' (( ///\_-_/\\\ ///\_-_/\\\ _) (_ ////) (\\\\ /\`"` \ ``/\`"` \`` \\)// /| \ ' \ /| '---,\ //. .\\ / | '--; \ / :-' '-| \ \_-_/ / /| |\ \ ____ / /|' .:|'(\/`. .\ (.' |_____| '.;' '(.' |_____| \/|_._|\ \\ \ | / / \ \ | / /\_/\\) )'\ ( | ) | () | (|) \_|_/ jgs |. | / T \ \ / /T\ |/ \| \_/ ooO Ooo '.____.' ooOoo "' '" ** alien cyclops ** 10/96 o o \ / \ / :-'""'-: .-' ____ `-. ( ( (_()_) ) ) `-. ^^ .-' `._==_.' jgs __)(___ -=[ little alien ]=- 3/97 _ _ (_\ /_) )) (( .-"""""""-. /^\/ _. _. \/^\ \( /__\ /__\ )/ \, \o_/_\o_/ ,/ \ (_) / `-.'==='.-' __) - (__ / `~~~` \ / / \ \ \ : ; / \|==(*)==|/ : : \ | / ___)=|=(___ jgs {____/ \____} -=[ aliens ]=- 6/97 .-""""-. .-""""-. / \ / \ /_ _\ /_ _\ // \ / \\ // \ / \\ |\__\ /__/| |\__\ /__/| \ || / \ || / \ / \ / \ __ / \ __ / '.__.' '.__.' | | | | jgs | | | | .-""""-. .-""""-. / \ / \ /_ _\ /_ _\ // \ / \\ // \ / \\ |\__\ /__/| |\__\ /__/| \ || / \ || / \ / \ / \ __ / \ __ / .-""""-. '.__.'.-""""-. '.__.'.-""""-. / \ | |/ \ | |/ \ /_ _\| /_ _\| /_ _\ // \ / \\ // \ / \\ // \ / \\ |\__\ /__/| |\__\ /__/| |\__\ /__/| \ || / \ || / \ || / \ / \ / \ / \ __ / \ __ / \ __ / '.__.' '.__.' '.__.' jgs | | | | | | | | | | | | -=[ alien ]=- 6/98 _..._ .' '. /`\ /`\ |\ (__| |__)|\ \\ /| ( " ) \\ || // \ / \\||// \ _ / |\|` / '.___.' \____/ (___) (___) /` `\ / / | \/ / | | |\ / | | | "` | | | | | | |_|_____| (___)_____) / \ | / |\| | //||\\ Y | || || \\ | | |/ \\ |\|| | \||__|__| (___|___) jgs / A \ / / \ \ \___/ \___/ _..._ .' '. / \ / \ ( | | ) (`"` " `"`) \ / \ ___ / jgs '.___.' -=[ alien face ]=- 4/00 ( __..)__ .' `'. / - - `\ /(')(') \ / ^ ) | \.--. | \--' / \__.-' __..'' jgs / | ( __..)__ .' `'. / - - `\ /(')(') \ / ^ ) | _ \.--. | / \_ \--' / \ ) \__.-' __..'' `) '. / | \ './ \ \ '. / | \ '\; | ,; | | | | | | / | __ | \ '-, | \ '. | '._) | | \ \ | /_ | '. /_..--" \/ `;. .-'--..___.-' jgs | | / .-"""""-.| | |__..--""-. ( _.| \ '-....-'` `""--...__.-' -=[ alien and UFO ]=- 9/98 .-. .-""`""-. |(@ @) _/`oOoOoOoOo`\_ \ \-/ '.-=-=-=-=-=-=-.' \/ \ jgs `-=.=-.-=.=-' \ /\ ^ ^ ^ _H_ \ -=[ aliens and spaceship ]=- 10/00 . . . . . . .-"""-. \_/ \_/ \_/ / \ / \ / \ ) ( .--'._____.'--. \"/ \"/ \"/ ( o _ o ) /|\__, __/|\ /|\ '-..o_|_|_o..-' \| ` | \ / | \ jgs / \ `|\ |\ ` ` /| ` () () | \ / | __/ | | / / | ` | ` ` ` ` ` ** pig-headed person ** 10/96 (\____/) / 6__6 \ ( (oo) ) `-.~~.-' ___)(____ ( \/ ) \||, )( ( / ( \\/ /\ / \ \ \./ )==( / / / \//' ( '|\` \ / \ / ) ( / \ jgs / \ / \ `-........-' -=[ "SuperChicken" ]=- 2/97 ___ ('v') ,_ } ((___)) |\`( .". )`/| \\ |)\~\/e e\/~/\| ^ | /\ \=v=/ /) | |) /\ `-' /\ (| )\(/ | C |(\ /( (\_/|===|\_/) ) ||^|| ( (| |) _|| ||_ jgs (__| |__) -=[ birdman ]=- 2/97 ,_ \`( ;".____ )\~\/ 6\___\ ( (\ \ /--` ) )\ `-' `\ ( )|}:{|\ \ ( |___|(( \ | | )(~) ||^|| ( ) (| |) ( || || ,=`~| |~`=, jgs `"""' '"""` -=[ Jack in the Box ]=- 12/96 0_ \`. ___ \ \ / __>0 /\ / |/' / / \/ ` ,`'--. / /(___________)_ \ |/ //.-. .-.\\ \ \ 0 // :@ ___ @: \\ \/ ( o ^(___)^ o ) 0 \ \_______/ / /\ '._______.'--. \ /| |<_____> | \ \__|<_____>____/|__ \____<_____>_______/ |<_____> | |<_____> | :<_____>____: / <_____> /| / <_____> / | /___________/ | | | _|__ | | ---||_ | |L\/|/ | | [__] | \|||\|\ | / jgs | | / |___________|/ 0_ \`. ___ \ \ / __>0 /\ / |/' / / \/ ` ,`'--. / /(___________)_ \ |/ //.-. .-.\\ \ \ 0 // :@ ___ @: \\ \/ ( o ^(___)^ o ) 0 \ \_______/ / /\ '._______.'--. \ /| /////\\\\\\ | \ \_\\\\\//////__/|__ \____<_____>_______/ |<_____> | |<_____> | :<_____>____: / <_____> /| / <_____> / | /___________/ | | | _|__ | | ---||_ | |L\/|/ | | [__] | \|||\|\ | / jgs | | / |___________|/ -=[ jokers/jesters ]=- 1/98 @-. _ )\\ _ / \/ | \/ \ @/`|/\/\/|`\@ /~~~~~\ | ^ ^ | (| . |) | (\_/) | .-"-\ \_/ /-"-. / .-. \___/ .-. \ @/` /.-. .-.\ `\@ jgs @` \ / `@ @ _ (_) _ _ .=. (_) (_) _ //(`)_ //`\/ |\ 0`\\ ||-.\_|_/.-|| )/ |_____| \( _ 0 #/\ /\# 0 (_) _| o o |_ _ ((|, ^ ,|)) (_) `||\_/||` || _ || _ | \_/ | (_) 0.__.\ /.__.0 `._ `"` _.' jgs / ; \ \ 0'-' )/`'-0 0` -=[ jester ]=- 8/98 o /\ ( ) .--.\/.--. (/`\_\/_/`\) o [____] o ////\\\\ ( ' ' ) //| \ |\\ //\ -- /\\ .--'\__/'--. 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'.-. __ \\// __ '_ `\\||//` _' ' '\/`""`\/' ' .-/ o o \-. ()-------\_-==-_/ ____) (____ .--\ \__/ /--. '--/__ __\--' |____|--------() ()-------/~~~~\ / \ <_/\__/\_> jgs _/ / \ \_ (___/ \___) -=[ robot and mailbox ]=- 8/99 |: | |: | .-T-. ___|:_|__ / \ // \ | }=) o o (={ b\__/FIRE | \_===_/ |_______|(_) _.-"""-._ |: | |\/`/+' _ '+\`\ .----. |: | \__\ +[_]+ /=| /[====]\ |: | )====={\=\_ |'----'| |: | | . | `( ) |USMAIL| |: | |_/ \_| | """" | |: | <__| |__> | | |: | |=| |=| |:____:| |: | |_| |_| jgs |/----\| |: | (___Y___) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ Active Buddy -- rocket robot ]=- 11/00 http://www.activebuddy.com ___ |.-.| ____||_||____ |.-----------.| || [] [] || || || || []_____[] || _ || [_____] || _ __| |__||___________||__| |__ |.---. _ .---.| ||___| _____ | |__ |___|| '----. |___ || _ | .----' |_ ____| || || | _| | | _ || || | | .-| | |_| || || | |-. .' | |_____||____| | '. .' | .-. | '. | | | | | | | _\ | | /_ | |_.-' '.____| |____.' '-._| /::/;| |;\::\ /::|;;|_|;;|::\ |::|;;;;;;;|::| |:::\;;;;;/:::| \:::\;;;/:::/ \:::\;/:::/ \:::::::/ \:::::/ \:::/ jgs \:/ ` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/tutornv.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/tutornv.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Normand Veilleux's ASCII Art Tutorial .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. From: Normand Veilleux Date: Tue, 11 Jan 1994 12:18:52 -0500 (EST) Several people have asked me how I do what I do (smoothing out pictures, etc.) First, I would like to say that I am a complete beginner myself. I had no drawing experience before Dec 11, 1993. At that time someone posted an ascii picture of Meriday (a professionally drawn nude, I think). I found that picture a lot more appealing than the GIFs I have seen or the mainframe pictures from my University years. Those tend to be hard the eyes from close up. Anyway, when someone else posted another nude that (I'm guessing here) was a cleaned up GIF. I immediately saw there was lots of room for improvement and I decided to give it a try. The only tools I had at my disposal were a PC with WordPerfect. The big advantage I saw with WP was that I could toggle between a normal view of the picture and a reduced version since WP allowed me to view a full page of text at once on the screen. In reduced format the text is actually transferred in graphics so that an '8' would actually appear as a black square. This gave the picture a rough look; the edges were all jagged. But, by experimenting with various character changes I soon realized that I could smooth out those jagged edges. I spent a lot of time flipping back and forth between the normal and the reduced views. Oh, one thing I forgot to mention. When I changed the font from "Courrier 10" to "Line Printer 16.67 cpi" for the LaserJet printer, I noticed that the jagged flaws appeared even more pronounced. This is why you'll see me mention once in a while that "the drawings I post are at their best when printed with 'Line Printer 16.67 cpi' font or equivalent." They were worked on using that font. They still look very good in a regular font though. That's the beauty of it all. I still do the same thing now, only a little faster. It is a time consuming process and I see potential to automate some, if not a large portion of it. I have asked a few people on the NET if they knew of any software that could lighten or darken an ascii picture, reduce or enlarge it, etc. So far, no luck. I took a 15 hour bus ride (double it for the return trip) during the Christmas holidays up to Kapuskasing where my parents live. So I had some time to think about things. I came up with pseudocode for a program to lighten and darken a picture automatically. That is, if the picture is dark, it will lighten it and vice versa without any cumbersome parameters of any sort. It's extremely simple when you think about it for 3 to 4 hours. I haven't had the chance to program any of it yet but given a week or two it will be implemented. I also wrote pseudocode for flipping a picture horizontally, and for reducing and enlarging one. These were not quite as simple but it looks like it can work. If any of you out there know of programs that do just that already please let me know ASAP. You'll save me a lot of time. Thank's a million. I hope these "tips" have entertained as much as enlightened you. Like a person I use to listen to on radio often said "When I learn something during the day I go to bed at night less ignorant." And so it has been for me a joy to learn how to draw. From: Nveilleu@emr1.emr.ca (Normand Veilleux) Date: Sat Jan 08 16:08:26 CST 1994 I have received a few requests to explain the "logic" behind the smoothing. So far I have only explained what tools I use to create it (flipping back and forth from normal to reduced view in WordPerfect). I will try to give here the same explanation I gave the first student who asked. Since I did not save that discussion this one will be slightly different. The whole thing is visual as you could have guessed. So, the best way I know to show you what I mean is by giving an example: Take this Doesn't this for example look smoother? 8 8 88 Yb 88 Yb 888 Y8a, 88888 `"Y888 BTW, that reminds me of a quote I saw not too long ago: "A truly wise person does not play leapfrog with a rhinoceros" :-) I consider the "smoothing problem" as nothing more than a "weight distribution problem". By shifting up the pixel density of an 8 with characters such as P, Y, ", etc., where necessary, and by shifting down the pixel density of an 8 with characters such as b, d, a, etc., where necessary, the graphic takes on a smoother look. May sound simple when it's explained like that but I don't know where to start to program it. I'll start with easier stuff first, like flipping a picture horizontally. That's kids stuff. I used a semi-manual technique when I had to flip my ascii face around. The picture I had drawn was a mirror image, so it had to be flipped to look right. I created two small macros (less than 10 commands each) in WordPerfect which did the bulk of the work. After that all I needed to do was about 20 global search and replaces. It took about 5 - 10 minutes total. It would have taken hours to retype it in reverse or to write a program to do it. Since I don't have access to a scanner, but I sometimes want to take a picture from paper and draw it in ascii I developed a GRID technique to help me out. Anyone who wants to give it a try needs to create the grid electronically and then print it. Here is how it works. Start with the following grid: 1.2.3.4.5. 2.A.B.C.D. 3.E.F.G.H. 4.I.J.K.L. 5.M.N.O.P. The dots can actually be replaced by spaces, so create the grid using your preference. Then, copy the whole grid horizontally until you fill all the width of the paper size you want to use. And then, copy this new grid as many times as needed to fill the length of the page. You will end up with something along these lines (with spaces): 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P Now, get a printed copy of that grid and put it aside for a bit. BTW, this technique works best with pictures that are about 1/4 of an 8 1/2 x 11 piece of paper. Larger pictures can also be done but are cumbersome and time consuming. That is how I created three ascii pictures so far: the hand that showed "that close", the ying yang, and my own face. The toughest thing about the face was to draw it on paper first. At this stage you need to find a picture that is reasonably simple in terms of complexity :-) In other words not too detailed; the coarser the better. Something taken from a colouring book would probably be an excellent choice (although I have not used any myself yet). You may need to "modify" the picture so that it will also "cooperate" to the process (especially if taken from a photograph or other source). With a photocopier, enlarge or reduce the picture so that it is close to the best size (as stated above). Then, use a wide black marker to "highlight" the lines and contours (this may not be necessary if the picture came from a colouring book). If there is a background image that you want to remove, just cut and tape white paper over those areas or just cut out the undesired areas. This is important since the "junk" you would otherwise leave in would eventually interfere with the grid. When the lines are all really dark and just about all the background has been removed you can photocopy the new picture on the grid. You may have to experiment a few times to get the picture to come out the same as the original on an upside up grid. When you have such an image you can now bring up the electronic grid. Work at it from left to right and from top to bottom. Put your word processor on typeover and space over the characters of the first line until you get to a character that is partially or completely covered by a dark line on the paper grid. Use the 1 to 5 and the A to P to locate the correct position. When you get to such a character, try to find a character that resembles the shape of the line and type that in. Ex: '8' for a character that is totally covered, 'a' for a character that has the bottom half covered, etc. This is actually starting the smoothing process at the same time you are converting from paper to screen. Remember that shading complicates things unnecessarily, so ignore it completely. Repeat this process for all the lines of the grid until the picture is completely transferred to electronic form. You don't need to be an artist do this. You just need to have some time on your hands. Of course at this point the ascii picture is still slightly rough, but at least you have the right proportions, etc. Now you could try to smooth it out by using the "weight distribution" technique described above and perhaps a printed version of one of the ascii pictures I have smoothed (for concrete examples). It may sound very complicated at first, but just to give you an example, the ying yang I did (a few people informed me that I had forgotten the eyes): .,ad88888888baa, ,d8P""" ""9888ba. .a8" ,ad88888888888a aP' ,88888888888888888a ,8" ,88888888888888888888, ,8' (888888888( )888888888, ,8' `8888888888888888888888 8) `888888888888888888888, 8 "8888888888888888888) 8 `888888888888888888) 8) "8888888888888888 (b "88888888888888' `8, (8) 8888888888888) "8a ,888888888888) V8, d88888888888" `8b, ,d8888888888P' `V8a, ,ad8888888888P' Normand ""88888888888888888P" Veilleux """""""""""" took just over half an hour using that technique. I hope a few of you will be interested enough to try it out. If you do, let us know how it goes. EXPERIMENT: Would someone with access to a scanner and the GIF2ASC program (or an OCR) try the following: take a picture from a colouring book, scan it and then convert it to ascii. Alternatively, tell your scanner that what you are scanning is text, if you have an OCR. I am under the impression that the results would be quite presentable. Of course, sometimes theory and practice differ considerably. Please post your findings. From: Normand Veilleux Date: 27 Jun 1994 20:26:35 -0500 I have seen several ascii versions of the Mona Lisa circulating in alt.ascii-art but I was not happy with any of them. They all appeared to be converted GIFs and even the best one, which was distinctly superior to all the others, only looked decent when I stood back at least 5 feet from it. It also had the drawback of being stretched vertically. So I decided to make my own. I also wanted to take this opportunity to give a concrete example of how the special grid technique that I use, accelerates and simplifies the creation of many ASCII drawings. I wanted to explain, as much as possible, what was involved in drawing by "hand" the ASCII version of a relatively complex picture while starting from scratch. I have described the grid technique in a previous post (in Jan. '94), but a recapitulation is necessary before going any further. Basically, the grid was nothing more than a series of characters that filled up the area taken by the drawing. I realized that the characters composing the grid would be more useful if they were chosen to help pinpoint where a particular portion of the drawing was located within the grid. There was many ways of doing this, but I opted for the following rectangle (10 x 5 characters): 1.2.3.4.5. 2.A.B.C.D. 3.E.F.G.H. 4.I.J.K.L. 5.M.N.O.P. This rectangle was then replicated horizontally and vertically until an area the size of an 8.5" x 11" page was filled up. I later decided to replace the periods by spaces to "lighten" the grid. This created an electronic grid which looked like this: 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O The characters 1 to 5 produced horizontal and vertical guidelines. With these guidelines, I could quickly locate the approximate area of the grid that I wanted to work on. To pinpoint the exact location, I relied on the letters A to P which appeared only once inside each rectangle. Of course, the electronic grid alone was not very useful until I could somehow relate it to the drawing. To do so, I printed out the grid and then photocopied it on an acetate for reusability. Then, whenever I wanted to work on a picture, I taped a photocopy of it to the back of the acetate and brought up the electronic grid on the screen. By the intermediary of the grid, I automatically had a relationship between the picture on paper and the screen. TIP: If you ever print a grid on an acetate, make sure to cover the acetate with clear tape afterwards to prevent your fingers from eroding the toner. I learned the hard way. Now, back to Mona. You may find the discussion a little difficult to follow at times without a picture, so either find a copy of the Mona Lisa or print out this file. In search of a decent reproduction of the Mona Lisa I went to the closest library and found an excellent example on page 25 of the book "Leonard de Vinci" published by McGraw-Hill in 1974. The picture measured about 9.5" x 12" and was in full colour. Next, I photocopied the picture. The lowest darkness setting gave the best result, but was still a little bit too dark in certain areas to distinguish some of the lines. Before addressing that problem, I decided to cut the photocopy so that the resulting picture could fit in 55 lines by 78 columns. This was approximately double the height of the head and was wide enough to show a large portion of both shoulders. To make the barely discernable lines more visible, I highlighted them with a blue pen. I made sure to draw those lines about one sixteenth of an inch thick so they would be clearly visible. Experience had taught me that very fine lines were often too difficult to distinguish from a dark background once the grid was superimposed on the picture. The affected lines were: the lines between veil and hair, hair and background, chin and throat, and the lines on each side of the face and on each side of the arched garment extending to her left shoulder (referred to as the shawl in the rest of this document). While I was at it, I also highlighted the contours of the lips, nose and eyes in the same manner. I then taped the touched up photocopy behind the acetate which had the grid. The next step was to load the electronic version of the grid in my favourite word processor (WordPerfect). Before starting work, I decided to represent the dark areas of the picture with an "8" (I'm sure you guessed that), the shawl with an "I" and the veil with an "8" if it was covering any hair and with an "I" if it was not (or to show its border in the hair). I chose those characters since they contrasted very well: it was easy to distinguish a line of I's in an area filled with 8's. Then, I determined which character of the acetate corresponded to the top of her left shoulder and located that character on the electronic grid. While holding the acetate in my left hand and marking my position on it with my thumb, I delimited the contour (only one character wide) around the bottom of the picture (counter clockwise) up to her right shoulder by replacing the characters of the grid with 8's except for the ends of the shawl which needed I's. I then continued up the picture, line by line, while overwriting the grid's characters with spaces until I got to the first character delimiting the border of Mona's hair or veil, as determined from the acetate. At that point, I typed one of four characters: "8", "d", "`" or "," depending on which one corresponded best to the dark portion of the picture at that location on the acetate. I then typed two more 8's and a space; just enough to define the contour. Of course, when I was in the area where the veil was the first thing to be reached I used I's instead of 8's. I repeated that process for each line until I reached the top of the head. There, I decided to follow the inside line of the hair while going down the right side of the picture. So, I first started by defining the hair line on the forehead and filling the top of the head with 8's. Then, starting at the inside line for the hair I typed 8's until I reached the other side of the hair and then added a "b" or a "," if necessary. I also made sure to drop an "I" along the way at the exact location where I had shown the veil to start covering the hair (it was a blue line on the photocopy). I continued this, line by line, until I reached the top of the shawl. So, half an hour after loading the grid I was at this stage: _______ _,,ad8888888888bba,_ ,8888888888888888888888888, ,888888888888888888888888888888, ,8888888888888888888888888888888888, d88888PP"""""""YY888888888888888888888, ,88 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 ""Y8888888888888, ,II 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E IIII8888888888, ,II 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J `888III8888888, ,II P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N `888888I888888, ,II 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 `888888I8888b ,II C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 8888888I8888, II8 G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H `8888888I888b II8 K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 88888888I888 II8 O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 88888888I888, II8 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 ,888888888I88b ,II B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 8888888888I888 II8 F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 8888888888I888, ,II J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 8888888888I888b II8 N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 88888888888I888 II8 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 88888888888I888, II8 B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 88888888888I888b II8 F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 88888888888I8888, II8 J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 88888888888I8888b II8 N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 88888888888I88888 II8 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 88888888888I88888 `II B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 88888888888I88888 II8 F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 8888888888I888888, `II J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 8888888888I888888b `II O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 8888888888I8888888 `II 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 `888888888I8888888, II8 D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 888888888I88888888, ,II G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H `88888888I888888888, II8 K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 88888888I8888888888, II8 O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 88888888I888888888888, ,II 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 `8888888I88888888888888, II8 C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 8888888I888888888888888b ,II F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 ,8888888I8888888888888888 ,88 J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J I ,88 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N I ,88 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 I ,88 C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B I ,88 G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F I d88 J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J I 8 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N 8 8 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 8 8 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B 8 8 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F 8 8 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J 8 8 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N O P 5 M N 8 8 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 8 8 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B C D 2 A B 8 8 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F G H 3 E F 8 8 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J K L 4 I J 8 8888888888888888888888888888888IIIIIIIIIIIIII88888888888888888888888888888888 Here, it seemed appropriate to fill in the shawl with I's which automatically led to filling in the bottom right corner with 8's and adding my name. I then completed the small portion of hair at the top of the shawl. Then, I defined the upper portion of the garment, beside the veil, and filled in the section below that with 8's. Next, I filled the rest of the hair (on the left side of the picture) with 8's while defining the hair's inside line. I also filled in, with spaces, the area of skin from the top of the garment up to the throat. Next, I drew the veil on the forehead and filled in the rest of the forehead with spaces. And finally I smoothed all the lines drawn so far, leaving the face for last. 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I have been using this feature to view an entire page at a time on the screen. It's only when I tried a 'Z' that I was able to distinguish between the two characters in the reduced view. So, 'Z' had my vote. I then worked on the face for about half an hour, defining the mouth, nose, eyes, etc. I tried my preferred style first, but it looked awful so I tried line draw instead without any more success. Nothing seemed to work, so I reverted back to my preferred style of ASCII drawing and to be true to it I did not add any shading to the face. This was how the picture looked at that stage: _______ _,,ad8888888888bba,_ ,ad88888I888888888888888ba, ,88888888I88888888888888888888a, ,d888888888I8888888888888888888888b, d88888PP"""" ""YY88888888888888888888b, ,d88"'__,,--------,,,,._ ""Y8888888888888, ,8II-'" "```IIII8888888888, ,I88' `Y88III8888888, ,II88I `Y88888I888888, ,II888' `888888I8888b ,II8888 Y888888I8888, II88888 `8888888I888b II88888, .aag, ,gaaP"" 88888888I888 II88888I ___"b d" ____ 88888888I888, II88888' <^I88>I I <^I888' ,888888888I88I ,II88888 . `""" I I `""" . d888888888I888 III88888, ```` b '''' 8888888888I888, ,III88888I 8888888888I888I III888888I , \, 88888888888I888 II88888888, I' "I 88888888888I888, II88888888I `"baad"' ,88888888888I888b ]I888888888, ,P88888888888I8888, II888888888I "Y88bd888P" ,d" 88888888888I8888I II8888888888b `""""" _,8" ,88888888888I88888 II888888888888a _,P"' ,d88888888888I88888 `II8888888888888b, _,d"' ,aP"88888888888I88888 II888888888888888ba,__,,ad"" _,aP" 8888888888I888888, `II88888888888888888b"ba,,,,aadP"' I888888888I888888b `II88888888888888888 `""""' I888888888I8888888 `II8888888888888888 `888888888I8888888, II8888888888888888, Y88888888I8888888b, ,II8888888888888888b `88888888I88888888b, II888888888888888P"I 88888888I8888888888, II888888888888P" ` Y8888888I88888888888b, ,II888888888P" `8888888I8888888888888b, II888888888' 8888888I888888888888888b ,II888888888 ,8888888I8888888888888888 ,d88888888888 d888888I8888888888ZZZZZZZ ,ad888888888888I 8888888I8888ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ,d888888888888888' 888888IZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ,d888888888888P'8P' Y888ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ,8888888888888, " ,ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ d888888888888888, ,ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 888888888888888888a, _ ,ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ888888888 888888888888888888888ba,_d' ,ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ88888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888bbbaaa,,,______,ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ888888888888888888 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ888888888888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ88888888888888888888888 888888888888888888888888888888888888888ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888888888888ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ88888888888888888888888888 88888888888888888888888888888888888ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ8888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888888888ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ88888888888888888 Normand 88 88888888888888888888888888888888ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ8888888888888888888 Veilleux 88 8888888888888888888888888888888ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ88888888888888888888888888888888 Since I could not seem to improve the face, I decided to try and experiment with shading to see if that could help. 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This eliminates a lot of the time-consuming experimentation otherwise required to get the right proportions. You can't go wrong with the grid: the characters that compose it allow you to "see" where you should start and where you should stop. The skills required to use it are fairly simple as well, although they do need to be practiced. One thing the grid cannot do though, is eliminate the experimentation needed for the finishing touch: the smaller details, the smoothing, the shading, etc. ---<-<@ ---<-<@ ---<-<@ ---<-<@ ---<-<@ A big thank you goes to Rowan Crawford who spent time revising an earlier draft of this document and who provided many useful suggestions to improve its contents. 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'.|' ' ', / \ '._, CARMEN | ; '-._ \ / (| /'-.__/ .' \ __ ,' '-. .-' `/ `\.-'| '.' | | '-. | '-. ) jgs \ )-' '-----' * teddy bear * 11/96 __ __ /_ \_.--"""--._/ _\ \ ) _ _ ( / | (o)___(o) | | \_/ | \ | / \ / \_ _ _/ ___)==( )==(___ /' //\ `\ / // \\ \ / | |/ \| | \ /,_ /| |\ _,\ ((_// | | \\_)) `-' | | `-' | | | | | _ | / / \ \ jgs / / \ \ / / \ \ _/ / \ \_ ( _____ / \ _____ ) '-----' `-----' -=[ praying bear ]=- 9/99 __ _ / \_/ ) \ ` `\ ; a `-. | ) \ _..' /` <._._ / .'';_;'` \ .' : _/ / '. __..-` / | | \/\ \._ \ \ | ``--J \ | / \ | jgs \__.'-._____.' __ _ / \_/ ) \ ` `\ ; a `-. | ) \ _..' PLEASE /` <._._ FORGIVE ME / .'';_;'` \ .' : _/ I'M SORRY / '. __..-` / | | \/\ \._ \ \ | ``--J \ | / \ | jgs \__.'-._____.' -=[ tedddy bears ]=- 9/00 _.---._ ( _) |'o' | \^__/_ / ( \ /| \ \ (_\ /\_) / / ) / / / | \ \ jgs (__(__/ _.---._ (_ ) | 'o'| _\__^/ / ) \ / / |\ (_/\ /_) ( \ \ \ \ \ / / | jgs \__)__) _ _ (q'-"-'p) | 'Y' | \_^_/ /` `\ / / \ \ (_/\ . /\_) /'._.'\ / / \ \ jgs (__/ \__) _ _ (q'-"-'p) | 'Y' | \_ ^ _/ .'`(>O<)`'. / / .-. \ \ (_.'|| . ||'._) _/'.___.'\_ /"\ / \ /"\ jgs \__/ \__/ -=[ little teddy bear ]=- 1/98 _ _ ((`'-"""-'`)) ) - - ( / o _ o \ jgs \ ( 0 ) / '-.._^_..-' _ _ ((`'-"``""-'`)) ) - - ( / o _ o \ \ ( 0 ) / _, '-..__^__..-' ,_ (:'`'-/ \-'`':) `'-.; .;;;;;. ;.-'` ; ;;;;;;; ; / ';;;;;' \ jgs / ;._____.; \ _\ \ / /_ (((___| |___))) -=[ small teddy bear ]=- 1/97 (`-"-`) /'Y'\ __\_^_/__ ()_ >o< _() ) : ( jgs / /-\ \ ()/ \() -=[ teddy bear ]=- 4/97 ()-() /o o\ _\ Y /_ O__`&`__0 / \ jgs ()/^\() -=[ little teddy bear ]=- 10/00 c___c /. .\ \_T_/ /` `\ (/ . \) /';-;'\ ()/ \() -=[ teddy bears - 4 lines ]=- 1/97 ()=() ()-() ()=() ()-() ('Y') (':') (^;^) ('&') q . p d . b C C c . c jgs ()_() ()_() ()_() ()=() -=[ teddy bear ]=- 4/97 .-. _,,,,,_ .-. ( , ' : : ' , ) / : : \ ; 0.---.0 ; \ / _ \ / \ | (_) | / ." `\ -'- /` ". / `"""""` \ / .' .-== '. \ / / .-=='\ \ ( / \ ) '-;`. .';-' jgs /_ `-.______ .-` __\ /` `\ / `\ / `\ \ | / \ | / `'--'` `'--'` -=[ teddy bear ]=- 11/97 ___ .--. .--.-" "-' .- | / .-,` .' \ ` \ '. ! \ | ! .--. | \ '--' /.____ /`-. \__,'.' `\ __/ \`-.____.-' `\ / | `---`'-'._/-` \----' _ |,-'` / | _.-' `\ .' / |--'` / | / /\ ` | | | .\/ \ .--. __ \ | '-' '._ / `\ / jgs `\ ' |------'` \ | | \ / '._ _.' `` -=[ teddy bear ]=- 12/98 _ _.-' ) (_ . '\ __ \__^/` _) .-'_ \ (_.' \ '--. /_ /`-._/ jgs (__/ -=[ teddy bear ]=- 4/97 _ _ (,\-~-/,) / 9 9 \ __\ o /__ (:: '-^-' ::) '-/ \-` \ ' / / I \ jgs (___/ \___) -=[ teddy bear ]=- 4/98 _ _ (,\.-./,) / . . \ \ T / )===(><) .' : '. (_/| : |\_) ) _ ( / / \ \ jgs (__/ \__) -=[ bear hug ]=- 2/99 .-. _ _./.- ) ( `\ .--.' '. .' `'._ | C e_ / `\ '-. e/o \_a ,_/ | \_u/ o\a | \. \/_/.-.__/ .;."-...-' \ \'-. .' \ .' / '. / '--.--' / \ | \__..-'` |) (| | \ /-. \ __ / '.""-.__.' \ ;` `\--; | \'. /`| | | | | | \ \_; | \ ))) / | '._/ jgs \ )))""` ((( / `"""` `"""` -=[ bear ]=- 2/99 ,__ __, /'-.'-._..-----.._.-'.-'\ | \.-' '-./ | \_.-' '-._/ /` _ _ `\ ; (@) (@) ; | _..-----.._ | | .' .-. '. | ; / ( ) \ ; \ | '.' | / '. \ : / .' '-:-..__:__..-:-' jgs `'-._.-'` -=[ bear pulling wagon ]=- 6/98 _.-`\ _ _.-' HI \.-{_}-. .'__________\ , , _) \_Y_/ .oOo.() .'`\ _/`\ _Oo()oO()Oo_ _(_\/_(_\_/ |: _-=_= = _:| / \___/ |:=_ =-_-=_ :|_.' | | | jgs '-(@)----(@)-' (__|__) -=[ bear w/bow ]=- 9/97 ,-""""-, ,-""""-, .' '. .' '. / __ \ ___ / __ \ | / \ |.-~~ ~~-.| / \ | \ \ ` ' / / \ / .' .--. .--. '. .' '. / .-. .-. \ / / \ / \ \ / |.=.| |.=.| \ / |o | |o | \ ; \__/.-"""""-.\__/ ; | ,` `, | | \ / | ; '--._ _.--' ; \ ._,' . Y . '._, / \ | . . | . . | / \ \ .'. / / \ '.___.-'._.'-.___.' / jgs '. .' /~=,_/'._ _.-'\_,=~\ / = ~=,_'-._ _.-' _,=~ = \ | = ~=,_`~~--..,,__,,..--~~` _,=~ = | / = = ~=,_ _,=~ = = = \ | = = = = '-.-"~~~"-.-' = = = = | | = = = '-./ = = \.-' = = = | / = = = - ( = = = ) - = = = \ \ = = = .-'\ = = /'-. = = = / | = = = = _.'-.,,,.-'._ = = = = | \ = = _,=~ / = | \ ~=,_ = = / | = = _,=~ / = / = \ ~=,_ = = | \ = _,=~ |= / \ \ ~=,_ = / \_,=~ | = | | = | ~=,_/ / = / | =| / = / \ = \ /= _.-' \ = \ '--' `'-.__\ -=[ teddy bears ]=- 11/98 __ __ / \ / \\""'-./ \ e\__o | e / | | ,__/ \_______/ / \\ / | \ \\_ ; \ \_ |_) | \___) | _ | /_-/ | jgs _; ----/ |__/ \_\__________/ __ / \ __ \.-'""// \ o__/a / | \ a | \__ | \_______/ // \ _// / | \ (_| _/ / ; _ | (___/ | | \-_\ | \__| \---- ;_ jgs \__________/_/ __ __ __ / \ / \ __ / \\""'-./ _ _ \.-'""// \ \ e\__o / \ / \ o__/a / | e / | | ` | | \ a | | ,__/ \ / \__, | \_______/ \ / \_______/ / \\ ' // \ / | \ \\_ _// / | \ ; \ \_ |_) (_| _/ / ; | \___) | _ _ | (___/ | | /_-/ | | \-_\ | jgs _; ----/ |__/ \__| \---- ;_ \_\__________/ \__________/_/ -=[ bear on pogo stick ]=- 4/00 .--. .-""-. |,=._\..-"""""-.' -. | \.-' .---.---. ';./ .' //o\ /o\\ '. / \'-'__ '-'/ \ | / (__) \ | \ | ( | / '. \_-.__.-_/ _.-' "--.__'.__.'__..-"; / '----' , '. .-"" ( _..-"` \ .---/ _\----(_ _.;. '--(_(_(_\--. .--/ .-"-' ,`| - ' | | | \_\_\_/ / / ' _\ .-| |_ __ /=' ' .' `. | | ./` `\ .' . | ooo___| |_|_ooo .-' \ (_'---. .---'_) / ' jgs '.__.' | | '.___.' ' . ' | | ' ' ' | | ' \| === ' . |_|-. . \| -=[ Oska, the koala bear ]=- 1/99 __.....__ .-"""-.-"`.- -.`"-.-"""-. / .--, .-. .-. , --. \ | / / ( o_)_(_o ) \ \ | | \_, ; '==`( )`==' ; ,_/ | \ ; "` '.' `" ; / `'--`'. -; . .'`--'` ;-._`'----'_.-; / / `'---'` \ \ / / \ \ / ; ; \ / | .----. | \ _,|`'; ' ;'`|,_ (_ | \ : / | _) (_\ \._ ' _./ /_) \ |.'-.....-'.| / jgs '.__/ \__.' .-""-._,-"""-,_.-""-. / .- , (.)_(.) , -. \ | (_ / -\_/- \ _) | '._.\ '.___. /._.' `'-.....-'` jgs ((() ())) _.od888888888bo._ 888 .od8P` `Y8bo. 8 88 888 ,88P` `'88, .o88888 88 88 .o8888888 88 .-""-._,-"""-,_.-""-. 88 8P 8 88 88 88` 88 88/ .- , (.)_(.) , -. \88 88. 888 88 88 88| (_ / -\_/- \ _) |88 `Y8o. 88 88 88 88 88 '._.\ '.___. /._.' 88 `88 88 88 88 88 `88o. `'-.....-'` .o88` 8 .d8 88 88 88. 88 Y88o._((() ()))_.o88P 888888P` 8888 8888 Y8888`888 `'YJGS8888888888P'` http://www.oska.com/oska0048.htm -=[ koala bears ]=- 5/98 __ __ .-' `'.._...-----..._..-'` '-. / \ | , ,' '. , | \ '-/ \-' / '._| _ |_.' | /\ / \ /\ | | \/ | | \/ | \ \"/ / '. =='^'== .' jgs `'------------'` | : . | | ' : ' | | . | ' | | .--._ _...:.._ _.--. , ' | ( , ` ` , ) . | '-/ \-' | | | o /\ o | :| \ _\/_ / : ' | /'._ ^^ _.;___ | /` `""""""` `\= | /` /= .| ; '--,-----'= | | `\ | . | \ \___ : | /'. `\= | \_/`--......_ /= | |`-. /= : | | : `-.__ /` . | |jgs . ` | '| | . : ` . | | -=[ elephant ]=- 8/97 _.----._ .' __ '. / - (oo) - \ .--""'` /~\|=~|/~\ `'""--. ( (^'^) _ \0/|= |\0/ _ (^'^) ) \ \ / ( /==\ ) \ / / \ ^ /\ (=__=) /\ ^ / _`""` \ `\/` / `""`_ /OOO\___/`--.__.--`\___/OOO\ | | | | \ / | | \ / `--. / (\/) \ .--` `'/ \/ \'` / \ ; ; | | | | \ () / \-._ _.-/ / __`------`__ \ |:---. || .---:| jgs \`--=-'/\'--=-`/ /()()()\/()()()\ `""""""``""""""` -=[ mother and baby elephant ]=- 9/97 _,.---""----.,_ .-' __.----...---.; .' .' `'. / .' '. / / `'", `\ .'_,' ,"` `'. /,' .-. \ .' .-. /___\ ( . `, / .-' /___\ |_ | \ '. \ ;| / |_ | \_)_/ | \ \ /| | ; _\_)_/ ` , / | \ / | | / ___ ` .-~`````~-. ,=' | | | ; \ \ /.-' `-._ | /| | \ .'``''--' _.- `\ | .' \ | |; / ' _, \ |-`| | | || / / /_\ /_\ .-~``~-. | | | / || | | \(/ |(| | / | | || ,| | -~~` ;`| .---. | | | / || .-/ | | / .-~`~ \| ( '.| / ;--/ /| / / | \ | -t- | -~'-\ \ `--' `-..-` ; |/| / \ |`._ \ -~` / | \ / /\| | .--' `\ `._`._ / |-~` | / \/\ '.____,.-' `""`-._.' ~-. / / .' .' \ .--._.-'` .'`- _.' (.-' | ( , ',_.-'`"""` | \ \ .-' '-;---;..--' /,----.y | jgs | '. `.__,-' / | | | | |`-.,__, Y | | | | | == | =| | | |- ~ -. | | .- ~ -. | | | | | == | =|~ - ~` | | '~ - ~' | /.-.-.-\-.-\ | | | | | | `""""""`""""`/.-.-.-\-.\-.-.-.-\ /.-.-.-.-.-.\ `"""""""`""`-------' '------------' * stuffed animal (horse) * 11/96 /\,%,_ \%%%/,\ _.-"%%|//% .' .-" /%%% _.-'_.-" 0) \%%% /.\.' \%%% \ / _, %%% `"---"~`\ _,*'\%%' _,--""""-,%%, )*^ `""~~` \%%%, _/ \%%% _.-`/ |%%,___ _.-" / , , ,|%% .`\ /\ / / `\ \%' \ / \ \ _,/ /`~-._ _,`\ \`""~~` `"` /-.,_ /' `~"----"~ `\ \ jgs \___,' \.-"`/ `--' BEANIE BABIES: -=[ Ty logo (beanie babies) ]=- 6/98 _...._ _...._ .' '.'__/\__'. / .-. '. .' \ ; _| |_ /.'.\ ; | (_ _).-. .-. | | | | | U | | ; | | \ | ; \ \ '-')'-. / / \ '...'_.' .' / '. (__.' .' jgs '. .' `'-.-'` -=[ Seaweed, the otter ]=- 6/98 .-"""-. / o\ | o 0).-. | .-;(_/ .-. \ / /)).---._| `\ , '. ' /(( `'-./ _/| \ .' ) .-.;` / '. | `\-' '._ -' / jgs ``""--`------` -=[ Pinchers, the lobster ]=- 6/988 ."".-._.-."". | \ | / | \ \.T./ / '-./ \.-' / \ ; ; | | | | / \ | . | __.| : |.__ .-'` | : | `'-. /` ."\ 0 : 0 /". `\ | _/ './ : \.' \_ | | / /`"""`\ \ | \ \ .-' '._ / / jgs '-._\ /_.-' -=[ rabbit beanie - Hippity ]=- 6/98 _ ____ _.-"-._ .' `;' ':. '-. / ./ .'`\`-...-'` / /|D_ .O | / / |=\/`= | |_.' | | | \ \ _ /_ /`---'}_()_{ /`'---' //\\\ /; (/\ \)\ / | \ \ / | | | / / . _ / / \_| '. .' '-'| \ .-| / jgs _.-' / | / ( / / .--; '-.__/ | / \__.' -=[ Twigs, the giraffe ]=- 4/97 A--A .-./ #\.-. '--;d b;--' \# \/ / \'--'/ |==| | #| |# | / #\ ; # ; | # | /| ,, #|\ /#| || | \ .-.' |# || |# '.-. (.=.),'| ||# |',(.=.) '-' / #)( \ '-' jgs `""` `""` -=[ inchworm ]=- 5/98 "Inch" the beanie baby | | | o | /| .--o | ||_/_ | .'\ `'. |/ \ `\ || O | |; / | \ '-,___.' _| \ \ .-' | ; \ .' | | ; / | | | | | | ; | L_ | / | `'-. _.' \ `'._ \ '. '. \ `'._ ; T-._ | ,| |-, ; .' | | / / | | .' / | |.--'` | .-| | | / | | \ / | | ` jgs| | -=[ monkeys ]=- 5/98 "Bongo" the monkey || __ || ||=\_`\=|| || (__/ || || | | :-"""-. ||==| \/-=-. \ || |(_|o o/ |_ || \/ " \ ,_) ||====\ ^ /__/ || ;--' `-. || / . \ ||===; \ \ || | | | || .-\ ' _/_/ |:' _;. (_ \ / .' `;\ \\_/ |_ / ||| |\\ / _)=====||| | || / /| ||/ / // \_/|| ( `-/ || ||======/ / \\ .-. jgs || \_/ \'-'/ || || `"` ||======|| || || __ \_`\ (__/ | | .-"""-. | \/-=-. \ |(_|o o/ |_ \/ " \ ,_) \ ^ /__/ ;--' `-. / . \ ; \ \ | | | .-\ ' _/_/ .' _;. (_ \ / .' `\ \\_/ |_ / | |\\ / _) / / || jgs / / _/ / // \_/ ( `-/ || / / \\ .-. \_/ \'-'/ `"` -=[ monkey ]=- 5/98 .-"""-. _/-=-. \ (_|a a/ |_ / " \ ,_) _ \`=' /__/ / \_ .;--' `-. \___)// , \ \ \/; \ \ \_.| | | .-\ ' _/_/ .' _;. (_ \ / .' `\ \\_/ |_ / | |\\ / _) / / || jgs / / _/ / // \_/ ( `-/ || / / \\ .-. \_/ \'-'/ `"` -=[ Bongo, the monkey ]=- 6/98 _..._ .' 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[Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/favorit2.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/favorit2.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. MY FAVORITE ASCII DRAWINGS (that are not my work)... PAGE II .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. On to small collections of animals by Seal and Row... I like nearly all of their ASCII art creations... I've just chosen a representative few. Visit their homepages to see more of their work. --=[ANIMAL COLLECTION]=-- by Armando Frazao (Seal) __ _.-~ ) _..--~~~~,' ,-/ _ .-'. . . .' ,-',' ,' ) ,'. . . _ ,--~,-'__..-' ,' ,'. . . (@)' ---~~~~ ,' /. . . . 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Next, these favorites are from someone even newer to Ascii Art than myself. These dragons are by Shanaka Dias who keeps improving with each picture he makes... and to think that he asked *me* for tips! Sometimes I think I ought to be asking him! (HIS WEBSITE IS NO LONGER ACTIVE) He is very talented... he created the animated dog .gif on my main page as well as the animated bubbles .gif on the aquatic creatures page! -=[ DRAGONS ]=- by Shanaka Dias (snd) , , / \/ \ (/ //_ \_ .-._ \|| . \ \ '-._ _,:__.-"/---\_ \ ______/___ '. .--------------------'~-'--.)_,( , )\ \ `'--.___ _\ / | Shanaka Dias ,' \)|\ `\| /___.-' \ \ _:,_ Curtin University " || ( .'__ _.'\ '-/,`-~` Western Australia |/ \ ___.> /=,| | / _.-'/_ ) |email: edias@alpha1.curtin.edu.au| snd /` ( /(/ |_________________________________| \\ " '==' __ __ ( _) ( _) / / \\ / /\_\_ / / \\ / / | \ \ / / \\ / / |\ \ \ / / , \ , / / /| \ \ / / |\_ /| / / / \ \_\ / / |\/ _ '_| \ / / / \ \\ | / |/ 0 \0\ / | | \ \\ | |\| \_\_ / / | \ \\ | | |/ \.\ o\o) / \ | \\ \ | /\\`v-v / | | \\ | \/ /_| \\_| / | | \ \\ | | /__/_ / _____ | | \ \\ \| [__] \_/ |_________ \ | \ () / [___] ( \ \ |\ | | // | [___] |\| \| / |/ /| [____] \ |/\ / / || snd ( \ [____ / ) _\ \ \ \| | || \ \ [_____| / / __/ \ / / // | \ [_____/ / / \ | \/ // | / '----| /=\____ _/ | / // __ / / | / ___/ _/\ \ | || (/-(/-\) / \ (/\/\)/ | / | / (/\/\) / / // _________/ / / \____________/ ( / ) ( |\ /| \\ // \\ /// \| /( \ )\ \\ \_ //) \\ :\__ /// \\ ) // \ \\: / // |/ \\ / \ // \ /) \ ___..-' (| \_| // / _.' \ \ \ /| \ \________ \ | / (| _ _ __/ '-. ) /.' \\ . '-.__ \_ / / \ \\_'. > --._ '. \ / / / \ \ \ \ \ .' /.' \ \ '._ / \ ) / .' | \ \_ \_ | .'_/ __/ \ \ \_ | / / _/ \_ \ \ / _.' / / \ \ | /.' / .' '-,_ \ \ .' _.'_/ \ /\ /\ ) ___( /_.' \ | | _\__// \ (.' _/ | | \/_ __ /--'` , __/ / (_ ) /b) \ '. : \___.-'_/ \__/ /:/: , ) : ( /_.'__/-'|_ _ / /:/: __/\ > __,_.----.__\ / (/(/(/ (_(,_/V .'/--' _/ __/ | / VvvV //` _.-' _.' \ \ n_n// (((/->/ | / '--' ~=' \ | | |_,,, snd \ \ / '.__) <>=======() (/\___ /|\\ ()==========<>_ \_/ | \\ //|\ ______/ \) \_| \\ // | \_/ \|\/|\_ // /\/ (oo)\ \_// / //_/\_\/ / | @@/ |=\ \ | \_=\_ \ | \==\ \|\_ snd __(\===\( )\ (((~) __(_/ | (((~) \ / ______/ / '------' .----. .' \__ '. | __| _ : V\/(0I0\/ |/ \ : / ' (oYo) /` `\__ _| _ Vuu: , |uV\/ \| \_/| : /\ : snd \ -' / '-.___.-' <> = <; Another great newcomer to ASCII art is Glory Moon. Here is one of her *first* ASCII pictures: Watch for this gal! --=[BRIDAL COUPLE]=-- by Glory Yp aka 'Glory Moon' , , . , ~@ `@ @~ `@ , ~@ @ZXZ%%X&ZX%Z%XZ@`, ;@ % @.~@,-.&&,-.@~ @ @H @~ ,@X ~ @( )( )@" ~@X H @ ) () ( ;@H@. , `@X , ` '-=o=-'=o=-' %@ `@ % @ ,@ X@~ ~ X@ " " % , ;@H ,-. H@. %@~ .,. (/)_) `@X H ` ,*@@@*. d " b ,@%@~ %@~ &&&-b \ / ~@% X@. && /: ,-/[x]\-. ' X@ ~@H &!! / \|M|/ \ H ` 'X@ /]( )[\ /|M|\~| | X@: H | ( ~~ ) !\| |/ | | `@% H@. `='8 [`=' |-| | | ~ H ,@X \\(@*)// |-| |/ H@~ %@~ / (*@@*) \_| |__| `@X H ` / (*@) \ | | ,@%@~ X@ / ,~ ;: ~` \| | H `@% ' / : ; \ | ~@% , H /~ ; \ | X@. X@. /., ~@~ ~@~ \| H H / '"*.,,*"'*,.,*'"\| `@H @X@~ / \ X@ ~ %@, / \ ,@H ~ H / \ H H@.@~ ~@\ %@, ,@X `'"*'*, ~@~ ~@~ ,.*'"*" ~@X H@~ '"*,.*"'"*.,*"' H@. H><>gpyy<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>-, `~-~.,' .'-j / `. ,<_ ( `. \ `=-j\ `- _ } ==_ .:Y:. _== ."" `--^--' "". (,~-~."" 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"# / >###"" .=-+###" d###"`-._ .' |#" ,d## d### ##" `+. / d### d### #" \ .d8#o. / ###" ## \ | .' ### `. | ##" "# .'`. | /#b _# =# d\ \ "# __.--' ; `-.____/ (###b \#8 ##\ `.___..---'| ; | "##8/ \" d###\ hjw |=-""###| ; | `" \=##" ; |8#b "#/ ; / | =##| ;####b= / ; | |,#=,_| |""" | ; ; |#####| |_ -=##/ ; | | ,-=| |##b / ; / |_.d##| ;###=/ ; / |#####| | __ `. ; /. |`""""| /d####=- \ ; / b. | =##"\ /########= \ ; | ###-. \",=___\ _.,/##"" -==\ | ####" `. \####""8b#" #/ _d#8##b d"| / ###" #\ `#" ### ##|_d###""""8###| / #" _,"###| `.##" ###.\_.= _____ /-.'#, -=######/ `---""" `-. __####.'.' _d8' .-" "-< ( --'--._ .' .----._`.`-. `. | ,' \| `-. \ \( .' `---....__.' `---"""' Another newcomer to ASCII art is "Morfina" (aka mrf) This Italian gent has created some wonderful animals such as this elephant: __ '. \ Elephant by Morfina '- \ / /_ .---. / | \\,.\/--.// ) | \// )/ / \ ' ^ ^ / )____.----.. 6 '.____. .___/ \._) .\/. ) '\ / _/ \/ ). ) ( /# .! | /\ / \ C// # /'-----''/ # / . 'C/ | | | | |mrf , \), .. .'OOO-'. ..'OOO'OOO-'. ..\(, and this tiny Bambi-- (oh, the small ones are so hard to do and look right) Morfina's work is great! . / \__ .. _ \.' '._o \_|_) )) __( __ / / ). \ _( ,/ /.____.' / '' '..-' | \ _ ( )v /-'._ ) //// |// // \\mrf// // \\ ||\\ --"------"-"--"-- Morfina has also started to make some wonderful ASCII people renderings... See this wizard: ____ Wizard by Morfina .'* *.' __/_*_*(_ / _______ \ _\_)/___\(_/_ / _((\- -/))_ \ \ \())(-)(()/ / ' \(((()))/ ' / ' \)).))/ ' \ / _ \ - | - /_ \ ( ( .;''';. .' ) _\"__ / )\ __"/_ \/ \ ' / \/ .' '...' ' ) / / | \ \ / . . . \ / . . \ / / | \ \ .' / b '. '. _.-' / Bb '-. '-._ _.-' | BBb '-. '-. (________mrf\____.dBBBb.________)____) Here is some wonderful work by Valkyrie, aka Marie Bird. She is another "mom" who finds enjoyment by making these ASCII pictures. Her mythological creatures and 'Sailor Moon' ASCIIs are just amazing. -=[ SHARK ]=- by Valkyrie ,_. ./ | _- ./ | _-'/ ______., ./ / .' 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"-._, / ./ `---____\\ \.______________,---\ ( \, "-., | ./ \\ \ /\ | \| `--______---` | ./ \\ \ /_/\_! | ./ \\ \ | / *:TIGER SHARK:* \_\ |_/ -=[ GARGOYLES ]=- by Valkyrie Gargoyles : Goliath ._. /__ \_------------______ \\-____. `----___. ||\, `-_`----__ \, ,__. || \, `-_ `---__ \, ,_-', __\, || \, `-_ `---__ \ ,/ ,/| || \, `-_ `--_. \ ,/ ,':!| || \ `-_ | `--_\ ,/ ,' ;!| || \ `-_ \ \ ,/ / | :: !| \ `-__ \ ,/ / | ',', / ; \ `-.\ ,/ ,/ ; ',!, ,_____,/ / \ ,---=\ / | ! ! ,--', ` `` `-,---. \ / \ / ; \ \ | _ _,';,',_ ) \. \ | ,/ | \ \.\(_\T,^-__-^,7/ \ , \, | / ; `/ |,Q\,,/Q,| \,- \|\ \, | / | ,.'_ \ /LJ\ / \, / \ \, | / ; / `- :/__\; \,_ \ \, | / | | \__/ | \ \_____. \, | ; | < ` --___.'\_-\ _L_, \,\, | | ,__ \ \`-----' ; | \, _,--`_ \,\| , ; / `--_| , \`____' ' --__.' | >,---._\, \| | __, : / \-' \ ' / `=L '==/ \ |/ `-,| / \ |`____',-___/ ____ / |:/ __\`,; |_ _-/_-~ ~--__ |/ ,-' \ `, `._/-_`-__--'_-| ~--_ | _-' _\ \ `-__--' ;| \ / _-' __,-' \ | / | | |, _-' ,-',' \ | / ;| _______---> / \`--' _-' / \ | / |--'__-' ,/ `-____-' / ,/ >-,_|, / ; /--. ,__.; .____/ |,/ [/[/\ ]________; L '-_ / ' ,/ L L V J`J"`) .' _, ,/ ,-`-_-; `-~' / __, ,__ Gargoyles: DEMONA // \\ / L/| |\J | | / \ | ,/^| ,~-_,--`, |^\ / /\| / \, ||\\~, / //\\ / ,\,./';. `, || \\ ~, / // \\ | (~Q'Q~'; ; ,// \\ ~. ,/ // \\ (, \ ^_, / //' \\ ~-. / //' \`,.__\_`--' \,/,'L `\\ \. ,/ // `~---/ // \. `\\ \, / ,/' | |\, \. `:, \ | ;; !/ `-_ ,`-_ \_, \`, :, | || ( ,: )/\. `. / || | | |! / `-- `--'/ \,/ / !| :, ,; ,;' ; /\ < / /' ':, | | || / ;/ ) \,-' /\ || | | || / ./; /_ , _{=_.' | __ || :, | || __ ; /_/ |--:==:--"\ |/ \ || | | || / \| ( / \ / | \ || | | |! / | ,] | | / \ \ |! | ,; ,;' __ | \L, | \ | \ | ,;; | | || / \ | \ | / | | __|! | | ||/ \| \ \ | | |/ ,;; | | || \ \| | !; ; | :: <\ ("\| /\( ,:' / : \\ \ ` \.: i\, || / \ \\ | | `, | `-_ ;! / \ || | ,/ |` |_, `-_ '.\ / \|! / / \ | `-_ `-__\\ / :; / /_ _) ! `-_____\\|-, / / ,--~ \. \ \|-,\ ,-_/ / ; \ \ \\ _--, | | \_ |: (---, / :,; `,_) /-' (--' ' \,] ' ' And while we're on the subject of gargoyles and mythical creatures, look at this ASCII rendering of a griffon and dragon duking it out by Dan Hunt. He has more mythical creatures on his homepage including JavaScript animations... -=[DRAGON AND GRIFFON]=- by Dan Hunt , , ,-`{-`/ ,-~ , \ {-~~-, ,~ , ,`,-~~-,`, ,` , { { } } }/ ; ,--/`\ \ / / }/ /,/ ; ,-./ \ \ { { ( /,; ,/ ,/ ; / ` } } `, `-`-.___ / `, ,/ `,/ \| ,`,` `~.___,---} / ,`,,/ ,`,; ` { { __ / ,`/ ,`,; / \ \ _,`, `{ `,{ `,`;` { } } /~\ .-:::-. (--, ;\ `,} `,`; \\._./ / /` , \ ,:::::::::, `~; \},/ `,`; ,-=- `-..-` /. ` .\_ ;:::::::::::; __,{ `/ `,`; { / , ~ . ^ `~`\:::::::::::<<~>-,,`, `-, ``,_ } /~~ . ` . ~ , .`~~\:::::::; _-~ ;__, `,-` /`\ /~, . ~ , ' ` , .` \::::;` <<<~``` ``-,,__ ; /` .`\ /` . ^ , ~ , . ` . ~\~ \\, `,__ / ` , ,`\. ` ~ , ^ , ` ~ . . ``~~~`, `-`--, \ / , ~ . ~ \ , ` . ^ ` , . ^ . , ` .`-,___,---,__ `` /` ` . ~ . ` `\ ` ~ , . , ` , . ~ ^ , . ~ , .`~---,___ /` D.Hunt . ~ , \ ` ~ , . ^ , ~ . ` , ~ . ^ , ~ . `-, and finally, my most favorite line-ASCII artist of people is Joris Bellenger...also known as B'ger. My favorite work from him are the following... They are also special because he made them for me! ;) --=[AQUATIC GODDESS]=-- by Joris Bellenger (B'ger) __________________________________________________________ |\________________________________________________________/| || || || %%%%%%%%%%%%%% || || %%%%%%%%%%%% _\ ~~ ~ || || %%%%%%%%%%%%% > ,___ || || %%%%%%%' _` / _==. || || __/ /____/ | /_ || || ~ ~~ / _________| <^)(((=( || || ~ \ .) ) " || || _\ \ ( ~ ~~ || || )=)))(^> \ ,%*%%%%%%*%%-._ || || " \%%%%*%%%*%%%%/ ) || || ~~ ~~ %*%%%%%*%%%*/ /| || || `*%%*%%%%* | / | ~~ ~ || || ~ |/ \| || || / /| || || /| \| b'ger || || |/ || ||________________________________________________________|| |/________________________________________________________\| (You can see it colorized on my "swimming" ASCII art page...) here's another Aquatic Goddess: % % % %% ~~ ~ ~ % %%% % %%%% %%%%%%%%%%%% _/__ %%%%%%%%% _ - /o /,\ ~ ~ %%%%% > ,__, >_////\_ %'%_ ` /-__/ ' \/ __/ /____/ | ~ ~~ / _____| ~ / / .) ) / /\ ( ~ ~~ | / ) ,%%. __|/ %%*%%%%* ~ ~ -//,-\ %*%%%*%%% %%*%%%%% *%%*%%* *%%%' ) ~ ~~ ) )/ ,._ / // ,__, ~ _; '-,._ | // _,._ (/__/\oo/\__(/ |// _,-' , \_. _/\/__\/\_ _,.- //\ .-' _/ \_ -.__; b'ger /\\/ \/ ~~ ~ -=[Joan of ASCII]=- by Joris Bellenger (\_______ \\ \___________________ \\ Joan \ \ __ \\______\ of A S C I I < /_ \___ \\ \_________________\ \__(\_:) \\ ~ ~ )) (_\>> =_ ?( |_\\ , , __) \))___/_|\\ _)\_/) (/ )/( __//|)< \\ (/ (O)\|_, _/\(( '\/ \\ /_ ` _| /\ >_)/)x..( \\ / ,\_// \_\ /, \ .\\-. \=-O \ )__\ //\__::_) /__\\ \ \ \___\-)_____/-----.,/( )\\ ) \' /____/ \ \ / \\ / (o__/-----+ | /\\ '':O:-''\__) ' |\ / \\ | ' \_|, \ / ( \\ / \_| / o)____,/ / \\ / / | (__/ | | / \) ( /--| /. \ (\ (_ `----,( ( _\ \ / / ,/ | / /,_/,/ __ _|/_______ / / (__ / / ( ^-/, | \ / /, | ^-' \ / ^-' \ /___________________________\ |___________________________| | | | ___________________ | | | | | | | | | | | S P U N K | | | | 1 1 1 1 | | | | | | | | | | | |___________________| | | | /|__________________b'ger|\ /___________________________\ |___________________________| .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. PAGE I OF MY FAVORITE ASCII ART .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Most of these works can be found by following the links... Be sure to spend some time wandering around in cyberspace... there is **a lot** of ASCII art to be found! (BTW, I've included on this page the links to these artists homepages...) If you leave, please do stop by here again! :) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/color11.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/color11.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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(Because of file size, I've had to divide this into two sections... be sure to visit both!) -jgs .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. • The Hag & the Young Woman/Normand Veilleux • Plane Tesselation/Felix Lee (fL) • Vanishing Point/Felix Lee (fL) • Isometric Cities-Metropolia/Lennert Stock • Platonic Solids/Hypercube/Michael Naylor • "Waterfall" by M.C. Escher/Veronica Karlsson • Unicorn on Hill/C. Swansiger • Castle on Precipice/Stephen C.E.S.Wilson • Castle on Rock/Volker Hellmich • Small Village/Steven Maddison • Garden of Eden/llizard • Knight & Camel/Andreas Freise (a:f) • Northern Lights/D. 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| `". | 88 88 | _.-' | .' |.' |/|_|MMMMoMMMMoM|_|! |`! `,.| |-._| 88 88 _!"'| !.'| .'| .'|[@]MMMMMMMMMMM[@] \| `. | `._ | `-._ 88 88-' | .' |.| |/| / \|`. |`! |.| |`-88 88 |_.'| .' | .' |/ \ \ | `. | `._-Lee| 88 88 .' | .' |/| / \ |`! |`.| `. | 88 88 _.' !'| .' | / \| ` | `. |`.| 88 88 vanishing point 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888(FL)888 --=[ISOMETRIC CITIES-METROPOLIA]=-- by Lennert Stock I s o m e t r i c C i t i e s - M e t r o p o l i a ------------------------------------------------------- ________ _______ /\ \ \ \/_______/ ______/\ \ /\ \/ /\ \/ /\ \_____________ /\ \ \ \/______ / /\ /:\\ \ ::\ /::\ /::\ /____ ____ __ /\ \ \ \/_______/ /:\\ /:\:\\______\::/ \::/ \::/// / / // /\ \ \ \/_______/ _/____\/:\:\:/_____ / / /\ \/ /\ \///___/ /___//___ _____/___ \ \/_______/ /\::::::\\:\:/_____ / \ /::\ /::\ /____ ____ ____ \ \/_______/ /:\\::::::\\:/_____ / \\::/ \::/// / / / / / \/_______/ /:\:\\______\/______/_____\\/ /\ \///___/ /___/ /_____ \ \______/ /:\:\:/_____:/\ \ ___ / /::\ /____ ____ _/\:::: \\__________\____/ /:\:\:/_____:/:\\ \__ /_______/____/_/___/_ / \::: //__________/___/ _/____:/_____:/:\:\\______\ / /\ /\:: ///\ \/ /\ .----.\___:/:\:\:/_____ // \ / \/ \: ///\\ \ /::\\ \_\ \\_:/:\:\:/_____ //:\ \ /\ /\ /\ //:/\\ \//\::\\ \ \ \\/:\:\:/_____ //:::\ \ / \/ \/+/ /:/:/\\_________/:\/:::\`----' \\:\:/_____ //o:/\:\ \_____________/\ /\ / / :/:/://________//\::/\::\_______\\:/_____ ///\_\ \:\/____________/ \/ \/+/\ /:/:///_/_/_/_/:\/::\ \:/__ __ /:/_____ ///\//\\/:/ _____ ____/\ /\ / / \ :/:///_/_/_/_//\::/\:\///_/ /_//:/______/_/ :~\/::/ /____/ /___/ \/ \/+/\ / /:///_/_/_/_/:\/::\ \:/__ __ /:/____/\ / \\:\/:/ _____ ____/\ /\ / / \/ :///_/_/_/_//\::/\:\///_/ /_//:/____/\:\____\\::/ /____/ /___/ \/ \/+/\ /\ ///_/_/_/_/:\/::\ \:/__ __ /:/____/\:\/____/\\/____________/\ /\ / / \/ \ //_/_/_/_//\::/\:\///_/ /_//::::::/\:\/____/ /----/----/--/ \/ \/+/\ /\ / /_/_/_/_/:\/::\ \:/__ __ /\:::::/\:\/____/ \/____/____/__/\ /\ / / \/ \/_ _/_/_/_//\::/\:\///_/ /_//\:\::::\:\/____/ \_____________/ \/ \/+/\ /\ / /_/_/_/:\/::\ \:/__ __ /\:\:\::::\/____/ \ _ _ _ _ _ /\ /\ / / \/ \/___ _/_/_//\::/\:\///_/ /_//\:\:\:\ \_________/ \/ \/+/\ /\ / / /_/_/:\/::\ \:/__ __ /\:\:\:\:\______________\ /\ /\ / / \/ \/___/_ _/_//\::/\:\///_/ /_//::\:\:\:\/______________/ / \/ \/+/\ /\ / / /_/:\/::\ \:/__ __ /::::\:\:\/______________/\ /\ /\ / / \/ \/___/___ _//\::/\:\///_/ /_//:\::::\:\/______________/ \ / \/ \/+/\ /\ / / / /:\/::\ \:/__ __ /:\:\::::\/______________/ \ /\ /\ / / \/ \/___/___/ /\::/\:\///_/ /_//:\:\:\ \ \/\\\/+/\ /\ / / /+/ \/::\ \:/__ __ /:\:\:\:\_________________________\ ///\\\/ \/ \/___/___/ /_ ::/\:\///_/ /_//:\:\:\:\/_________________________////::\\\ /\ / / /+/ ::\ \:/__ __ /:\:\:\:\/_________________________/:\/____\\\/ \/___/___/ /___ /\:\///_/ /_//:\:\:\:\/_________________________/:::\ /\/\ / / /+/ / \ \:/__ __ /:\:\:\:\/_________________________/:::::\ /// \/___/___/ /___/_ :\///_/ /_//:\:\:\:\/_________________________/:\:::::\///\ / / __________ \:/__ __ /:\:\:\:\/_________________________/:::\:::::\/ \/___/__/\ ///_/ /_//:\:\:\:\/_________________________/:\:::\:::::\ / / /::\ /__ __ /\::\:\:\/_________________________/_____::\:::::\/___/__/:/\:\ /_/ /_//::\::\:\/_____________________/\/_/_/_/_/\ \ /::\ \:\ _ __ /:\::\:8\/_____________________/\/\ /\_\\/\ \ 8 /:/\:\ \:\ / /_//\ \|______________________//\\/\::\/__\\/\ \|______/::\ \:\ \:\ __ / \ \ /:\/:\/\_______\/\ /:/\:\ \:\/::\ /_// 8 -8 -- -- -- -- //\::/\\/_/_/_/_/_/ -- --/::\ \:\ \::/\:\ _ / |\ \ |________________/:\/::\///__/ /__//_______/:/\:\ \:\/::\ \:\ __________\ \ //\::/\:/___ ___ / /::\ \:\ \::/\:\ \:\ ::::::::::\\ \ \ /:\/::\///__/ /__// /:/\:\ \:\/::\ \:\ \: ___________________________________ | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ l | |_|/_| || ||/_|< | > | () (_ |< l |___________________________________l ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Matrix entry: stock@fwi.uva.nl The next pictures are from a relative newcomer to ASCII art- His works are extraordinary-- see this hypercube and other shapes... Visit his website for more mathmatical ASCII art- Platonic Solids, MATHSCII, knots and more... --=[HYPERCUBE/PLATONIC SOLIDS]=-- by Michael Naylor (2-dimensional representation of a 3-dimensional cross-section of a 4-dimensional cube) +___________+ /:\ ,:\ / : \ , : \ / : \ , : \ / : +-----------+ +....:../:...+ : /| |\ +./.:...`...+ / | | \ ,`/ : :` ,`/ | | \ /`. : : ` /` | | , +-----------+ ` | |, | `+...:,.|...`+ +...|...,'...+ | / \ | , ` | / \ | , ` | / \|, `|/ mn, 7/97 +___________+ Dodecahedron Icosahedron _----------_, _-_. ,"__ _-:, _-',^. `-_. / ""--_--""...:\ ._-' ,' `. `-_ / |.........\ !`-_._________`-'::: / |..........\ ! /\ /\:::: /, _'_........./: ; / \ /..\::: ! -, _-" "-_... ,;;: ! / \ /....\:: \ -_-" "-_/;;;; !/ \ /......\: \ \ /;;;;' ;--.___. \/_.__.--;; \ \ /;;;; '-_ `:!;;;;;;;' '. \ /;;;' `-_, :!;;;'' "-_\_______/;;' `-!' mn -- .__---~~~(~~-_. Straight from the Brain of _-' ) -~~- ) _-" )_ Michael Naylor ( ( `-,_..`.,_--_ '_,)_ mnaylor@math.fsu.edu ( -_) ( -_-~ -_ `, ) http://www.math.fsu.edu/~mnaylor (_ -_ _-~-__-~`, ,' )__-'))--___--~~~--__--~~--___--__.. _ ~`_-'( (____;--==,,_))))--___--~~~--__--~~--__----~~~'`=__-~+_-_. (@) (@) ````` `-_(())_-~ mn Another great optical creation is from Veronica Karlsson (VK): (after the drawing "Waterfall" by M.C. Escher)-- Veronica Karlsson _.-"""-._ .' `. / \ | | | | | | \ / _.-"""-._ _.`. .'. .' `. |`-._`-.._..-'_.-| / \ | _ `-._ _.-' | | | | | `-._ " _.-'| | | | | | || | | | | | | | || | | | \ / | | || | | | _`. .'. | | || | | | |`-.`-.._..-'.-'| | | || | | | | `-._.-' | | | _.-'| |_ | | | |`-._ _.-'| | | |'_.-'| |_`-.| | | | || | | | |_.-' | | `-._ `._|`-._ | | || | | | / / | | ``---._ `-._ | | || | | | | / / .-' `-._|`-._ ``-._ `-._ | | || | | | || || / /|-| |-._ `-._ `--._`-._|`-._ | | || | | | | | ' || |\ `-._ `-._ ``---._ `| | || | | | | - | | | || | \ | |`-._ `-._|`-._ ``-| |`-.|| | | | _.-' | | || | \ | | `-._ `-._ | |-._ | |._ | | _.-' | | || | \| | `-._ `-.| | `| |_ `-| | | | | || | | | `-._ _.| | | | `.-| | | | || || | | | _.-'|_.-'_.-' | |_.-' | | | | . || | | | _.-' __.---'' _.| ' | | | || || | | |\_.-'|_.-'_.-'' _.-'|_.-' _. | | | | || | | |' _- _.-' _.-' | | || || || |_.-'| |_.---'' _.-' _ | | | \ | | | || |_.-'| | _.-'|_.-' _.-'|| | | | \ | || .'_| | | |_.-' _.-'| | || | | | \ | | |._ | | | `-._ _.-' | | || | | | \ || | | `| | ```-._`-._|`-._ _.-' | | || | | | |\_.-| | `-._ ``---._ `-._ | | || | | | | | `-._|`-._ ``-._ `-._ | | || | | | | || || | `-._ `--._`-._|`| | || | | | | | | | `-._ ``---.| |`|| | | | | | | | |`-._ `-._|`-._ | |-.| |-._ | | | | ||`-._ `-.| | | |._ `-| | | | | | || | `-._ _.| | | | `-_| | | | | ||__ | | | `-._ _.-'|_.-'_.-' | |_.-' | | | | | ._.-| |. | | `-._ _.-' __.---'' _| | | | | ||/ | | \ | | _.-'|_.-'_.-'' _.-'|_.-' | | || || | | .'| |-' __.---'' _.-' | | | | | |.| '| |-'' _.-'|_.-' | | | || _. | | | | | _.-' | | | | ' | | | | |_.-' | | || | | \ | | / _| ' _.-' |_.-' | _`.| |'-' _.-' |`-._ _.| _.-' | `-._ _.-' _.-' | |' _.-' | | _.-' | | _.-' | | _.-' | | _.-' | | _.-' | | _.-' _ | | _.-' `-|_ | _.-' Veronica Karlsson `-._ | _.-' `-.|.-' When I first saw this unicorn, I just said "wow"... --=[UNICORN ON HILL]=-- by C. Swansiger ___________ _ \/ __/ .::::.-'-(/-/) _/: .::::.-' .-'\/\_`******* __ (_)) \/ /: .::::./ -._-. d\| (_))_(__)) /: (""""/ '. (__/|| (_))__(_))--(__)) \::).-' -._ \/ \\/\| __ _ .-'`)/ '-'. . '. | (i_O .-' \ -' '\| _ _./ .-'| '. ( \\ % % % .-' : '_ \ '-'\ /|/ @ @ @ % % % % / )\_ '- )_________.-|_/^\ @ @ @@@ % %\/% % ( .-' )-._-: / \(/\'-._ `. @|@@@@@ ..|........ ( ) _//_/|: / `\() `\_\ |/_@@ )'-._.-._.- ( ( \()^_/)_/ )/ \\ / / / ) _.-\\.\(_)__._.-'-.-'-.//_.-'-.-.)\-'/._ / .-.-.-' _o\ \\\ '::' (o_ '-.-' |__\'-.-;~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~/ /\ \ / \\\__ )_\ .:::::::.-'\ '- - -| :::''':::::^)__\:::::::::::::::::'''''''-. \ '- - - ::::::: ''''''''''' ''''''''''''':::. -'\ \ C. SWANSIGER _____':::::_____________________________________\__\______________________ These next pictures also made me say "wow"... I like the architectural creations... --= CASTLE ON PRECIPICE =-- by Stephen C.E.S.Wilson . . /\ .: * . . . * .' `. . . * . . : . / \ _ .________________ . . | `.+-~~-+.'/.' `.^^^^^^^^\~~~~~\. . . -*- . . |u--.| / \~~~~~~~|~~~~~| | | u|.' `." 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' Steven Maddison and while we're looking at 'small' ASCII art, here is a little snippet from a great master of the small ones: llizard (ejm) &(`)&& & && && &\/&\|& (`)|/&&&& &\/(/&/&||/& /_/&/_& &(`)&\/&|(,)/& \/&&& & (`) &&&&_\_&&_\ |& |&&&/&&_/_& && (`) &&&& &| &| /& & (`)& /&& &&_---&--\&&|&&-&&--&-(`)~ && |||} Y {||{ {}_}|||} ,~, ,~, ||} ))) ))) , -=-~'{`.-^- _ ((((, .-``-. `} \) \ (/\ /) { (( \\=/ | (/ |/` \ / )) (| (/ / \| ejm98 -_ -_ \) |) -- _- -=[ Horse Jumper by llizard ]=- ~, O /)\~_/\ ' \ \~_\__ ~ _|_)_\_( )~~~ // /| \|\ ()//| \` ||/|| || || ejm98 speaking of great ASCII horses, look at this work by Andreas Freise: [KNIGHT AND HORSE] by Andreas Freise (a:f) | | + \ \\.G_.*=. `(#'/.\| .>' (_--. _=/d ,^\ ~~ \)-' ' / | a:f ' ' [CAMEL] by Andreas Freise ,. . :%%%. .%%%. __%%%(\ `%%%%% .%%%%% /a ^ '% %%%% %: ,% %%"` '__.. ,'% .-%: %-' % ~~""%:. ` % ' . `. %% % ` %% .%: . \. %%:. `-' ` .%% . %: :\ %(%,%..." `%, %%' %% ) ) %)%%)%%' )%%%.....- ' "/ ( %a:f%%\ % / \`% "%%% ` / \)) %(%' % /-. \ ' \ |-. '. `' |% `() \| `() || / () / () 0 | o \ /\ o / o ` /-| ,-/ ` ,-/ -= [ Northern Lights ]=- by D. Rice ` : | | | |: || : ` : | |+|: | : : :| . ` . ` : | :| || |: : ` | | :| : | : |: | . : .' ': || |: | ' ` || | : | |: : | . ` . :. `' || | ' | * ` : | | :| |*| : : :| * * ` | : : | . ` ' :| | :| . : : * :.|| .` | | | : .:| ` | || | : |: | | || ' . + ` | : .: . '| | : :| : . |:| || . . ` *| || : ` | | :| | : |:| | . . . || |.: * | || : : :||| . . . * . . ` |||. + + '| ||| . ||` . * . +:`|! . |||| :.||` + . ..!|* . | :`||+ |||` . + : |||` .| :| | | |.| ||` . * + ' + :|| |` :.+. || || | |:`|| ` . .||` . ..|| | |: '` `| | |` + . +++ || !|!: ` :| | + . . | . `|||.: .|| . . ` ' `|. . `:||| + ||' ` __ + * `' `'|. `: "' `---"""----....____,..^---`^``----.,.___ `. `. . ____,.,- ___,--'""`---"' ^ ^ ^ ^ """'---,..___ __,..---""' --"' &nnbsp; ^ ``--..,__ D. Rice from places to things... perhaps it's due to the years pursuing an exercise physiology degree... or maybe it's due to my interest in human anatomy... or perhaps it's just because I think it's cool (and I like dcau's work)... Here's another favorite: --=[SKULL]=-- by Daniel Au (dcau) (WEBSITE NO LONGER AVAILABLE) ___ _,.---,---.,_ | ,;~' '~;, | ,; ;, Frontal | ; ; ,--- Supraorbital Foramen Bone | ,' /' | ,; /' ;, | ; ; . . <-' ; | |__ | ; ______ ______ ;<----- Coronal Suture ___ | '/~" ~" . "~ "~\' | | | ~ ,-~~~^~, | ,~^~~~-, ~ | Maxilla, | | | }:{ | <------ Orbit Nasal and | | l / | \ ! | Zygomatic | .~ (__,.--" .^. "--.,__) ~. Bones | | ----;' / | \ `;-<--------- Infraorbital Foramen |__ \__. \/^\/ .__/ ___ V| \ / |V <--- Mastoid Process | | |T~\___!___!___/~T| | | | |`IIII_I_I_I_IIII'| | Mandible | | \,III I I I III,/ | | \ `~~~~~~~~~~' / | \ . . <-x---- Mental Foramen |__ \. ^ ./ ^~~~^~~~^ -dcau (4/15/95) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. PAGE II OF MY FAVORITE ASCII ART PICTURES ! .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Most of these works can be found by following the links listed on the homepage... Be sure to spend some time wandering around in cyberspace... there is **a lot** of ASCII art to be found! (BTW, I've included on this page the links to these artists homepages...) If you leave, please do stop by here again! :) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/rowtutor.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/rowtutor.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Rowan Crawford's ASCII Art Tutorial .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. From: dljar1@giaeb.cc.monash.edu.au (Dwayne Jarvis) Date: 21 Apr 94 16:45:44 GMT ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ..ASCII GRAPHICAL TECHNIQUES V1.0.. By Rowan Crawford. All text and art copyright (c) 1994 Sumaleth Productions. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- CONTENTS: 1. Intro ____ _ .. 2. Line art dHHA /^ |T AHHHHHA (_) : . 3. Small/sig art dHPHH Y __jj HP" IH .-. I:: 4. Solid art dHP HH l__ \\ H HHHH | | HI: 5. 3 Dimensional art dHHHHHH | // Hb. IH | | HHI 6. Conclusion dHP HH l___// UHHHHHU l_j UHU 7. Quick plug 1. Intro Producing pictures from ascii is such a strange idea, and yet the results can sometimes be quite impressive. Although there are a many different forms of ascii art, they all use basically the same ideas to produce the end result. The techniques I use are based around a few simple rules. These rules help me make decisions about which character to use, and where to place it. Of course they aren't strict rules, but they make a good foundation upon which to build a picture. This is not intended as the "definitive" guide to ascii creation, but is instead simply an analysis of how I approach the subject. 2. Line Art Line art is where you represent a picture by just it's outlines and details. Comic art is good material for this type of work since you have a definite outline to work from. However, any picture can be reproduced just by defining it's various boundaries. There are many standard characters which can be applied to this form of ascii art. These are the most obvious ones: / \ | - _ + ( ) < > , . ~ ^ " V X T Y I l L : ` ' ! j J 7 Start by finding an area of the picture which is fairly simple. From there, work your way around the perimeter creating an outline using just these "basic" ascii characters: / \ | - _ ( ) Try to get proportions correct at this stage, because it IS important, and the later you leave it the harder it is to correct. You can also draw in some of the larger details at this stage, which may help get the proportions correct. Once you're happy with that, it's time to go over the whole thing and work on the anti-aliasing. I like to have *every* line connect up, leaving no large gaps such as: ~~~~~~~~________ If I come across an area which has no "ultimate" choice of characters, I may decide to add an extra detail there. For example, "near" vertical lines are virtually impossible in ascii. Here's some options: | | | | | | l l. \ l | I `| Y `L | | | | | START ^----------OPTIONS----------^ As you can see, none of them produce the "perfect" results I'd like. In this case, I would try adding some form of detail in there thus removing the problem. It doesn't always work, but it's worth a try. Near-horizontal lines are much easier (thankfully). Using these chars: ( ~"-.,_ ) you can quite easily produce a reasonably decent line. The previous (horizontal) example would become: __ "~~"----..,___ Or at least something to that effect. I usually get very "nit-picky" and arrange the comma just before an underscore since it sits down one pixel lower than the full-stop ("."). I also like to carefully select between the " and ~ since they each have their own distinct properties. Avoid using this technique at angles around 30 degrees (looks a bit odd), and very slight angles (because it results in a long line of dots, and that doesn't look good). Actually, the selection of the picture is very important in determining how the resulting pic will look. You also have the option of changing certain parts of the pic, so that they work better in the ascii format. For example, instead of trying to do a near-vertical line, just make it perfectly vertical. Curves also play an important role in ascii art. Although the standard ascii character set does not directly support curves (apart from "(" and ")" of course :), you can get some nice curves with a little bit of work. Here's the most often used chars for curve creation: / \ - _ ~ " . , ' ` ! I l Y And here's a couple of sample curves to demonstrate the idea: ___ .-~" "~-. / / \ _.-~ Y Y ,^ | | / l ! / \ / __.-~ "-.,___,.-" CIRCLE SUBTLE CURVATURES Some people wouldn't like the use of "Y" and "^", but to me, the advantages outweigh the negative aspects. Also note the use of "l" and "!" to make the transition from vertical to angled less pronounced. I also consider the choice between "." an "," important because it affects the smoothness of the line. For example, in the part on the above curve: _.- :it looks like a "," may have been a better choice: / But as you can see here, using the _,-~ comma has altered the flow of the ,^ line somewhat. It now appears as / more of a "step" rather than an / angled line. _,-~ CURVE USING COMMA Intersections require yet another strategy. Often you'll find that one line must join onto another at a place where the join isn't neat: "-._ / "-._ / Here the incoming line should join / 7 onto the main part halfway through / / a "/". That's where you can use some other chars. In this example, a "7" INTERSECTION FIX would work well, as seen in the example to the left. You could also try "Z" "X" "T" "Y" as a replacement, but it depends entirely on what is happening around that point as to which char works the best. Other chars which work well in these situations are "K" "<" ">" "r" "L" "j" "J" and "I" because they all point in at least 3 directions. After practice, the anti-aliasing can be done as you are drawing the main outline. Not that it really makes any difference. That basically covers the outline techniques. The smaller details are the next, and final, step. Adding details isn't always necessary, but it will be in most cases. Eyes, noses, finger nails, switches, knobs, handles, plus a host of other things are usually confined to just one or two character spaces, so the choice of chars is quite important. Eyes are a common example. You have quite a few different characters available which work well as eyes, but it's up to you to decide which work best. You need to decide what "emotion" you want to portray, and then find an appropriate character. As some examples, I have used two "6"'s for a kangaroo, a "bd" combo for a horse, a pair of "r"'s for a giraffe and: -=b- :as the eye of an eagle. In each case, I tried many different combinations until I was happy with the selection: . /\ /| . , ___,A.A_ __ _____ ((.Y(! |\/| \ , 7"_/ / ~"-. \ |/ bd "n. ~"T( r r) Y -=b-. _) / 6~6, / _,"n | \ Y l c"~o \ \ _ +-. '\ | ~\ .| \_.-~"~--. ) \`-=--^-' ~~ | |`-' )/ \ \ ' Other details are equally important, and the same technique is used. Just trying different combinations of characters until a "solution" is found. Sometimes there is no optimum arrangement, so you either have to live with it, or rearrange things just enough to give you a fresh angle of attack. ____ .-~. /_"-._ This T-Rex head demonstrates how you can use / /_ "~o\ :Y the character shapes to an advantage. The "L" / : \~x. ` ') at the bottom joins three connections together | Y< ~-.__j quite well, as does the "Y" at the back of the : l l< /.-~ mouth. These are things too look out for when l /~\ \<|Y creating a picture, and by using the chars in '.-~\ \L| such a fashion, you can usually get quite a lot "--' of detail into a small area. 3. Small/Signature Art Smaller artwork requires a slightly different approach than the large pieces. Due to the smaller area, you aren't always able to recreate a picture perfectly, so a different frame of mind is needed. Take, for example, the kangaroo head above. The back of the neck should of course be curved, but this was not possible with only two characters. In smaller pics however, it's not always necessary to be that detailed, it is more important to focus on making the object immediately identifiable. Small ascii pictures usually start from a simple motif or idea. The way certain characters fit together often creates the idea, and once an idea is found, you have a base to work from. ___ {~._.~} This little koala pic is a good example of how a ( Y ) relatively simple collection of characters can ()~*~() produce a very "familiar" result. Some experimenting (_)-(_) was done with the eyes, "bow tie" and the bottom "-", with these being chosen simply because they worked the best. Different "eye" characters produced different emotional feelings (which is how the "Koala Collection" came about), but the simple "." resulted in the most familiar appearance. Remember, shape is the most important aspect of small ascii art. There are so many different shaped ascii characters available that there is bound to be one which fits the needs _ . of the picture. This example is a "mini" __CL\H--. Millennium Falcon. Since I'd already L__/_\H' \\--_- drawn a bigger one, I knew exactly what __L_(=): ]-_ _-- - shape it needed to be, and what features T__\ /H. //---- - it needed to make it look like the Falcon. ~^-H--' " Picking out the main features is a good step, and then find chars which closely resemble them. The blasters on top of the Falcon were well emulated by the "=" for example. The combination of "CL" worked perfectly as the cockpit, as did a simple ":" for the distinctive markings on it's back. Simplicity is the key in small art, but that doesn't necessarily make things any easier. Many things simply cannot be successfully drawn in small sizes, so a touch of planning can sometimes help. 4. Solid Art Solid ascii art differs from line art in that the resulting image is more of a "silhouette" rather than an outline. By using a "heavy" character such as: W M H 8 :you build up a basic silhouette (filled in outline), and then use other characters to anti- alias (smoothen) the image. "W" and "M" are the darkest characters in most character sets, but they do vary quite a lot and are a bit too bottom/top heavy which ruins the effect somewhat. "H" and "8" also produce patterns of similar darkness, but result in two different "looks". The "H" is more stark and rigid, whereas the "8" produces a more "bubbly" appearance (which prints up quite well apparently). WWWWWWWW MMMMMMMM HHHHHHHH 88888888 WWWWWWWW MMMMMMMM HHHHHHHH 88888888 WWWWWWWW MMMMMMMM HHHHHHHH 88888888 WWWWWWWW MMMMMMMM HHHHHHHH 88888888 I originally used "M" and "W" since they worked well with the font I once used, but now I use "H" because I like its consistency. Other people prefer "8", so it's really just a matter of personal taste. Indeed, remapping an image from one type into another is quite simple, and should not affect the picture at all. Different effects can be created by varying the chosen texture over various sections of the picture (shading). The choice of character can also be based on the subject matter, for example, if money were involved the obvious choice would be a "$". Try to avoid using "*" though, as it looks a bit cheesy (imho). Once the basic shape is defined with the chosen character, the anti- aliasing process is next. The most used chars are: d b P F 9 V T Y A U _ , . - * ^ ~ " ` ' n a o l L j J k [ ] ( ) : \ / | ! Each character has a purpose based on its shape, although there are cases where no character will produce perfect results. In these cases, you either have to make do as best you can, or remodel that particular area of the picture, thus giving you a fresh approach. Going back to the earlier "curve" examples, here they are in solid form: .adAHHHAbn. JHH dHHHHHHHHHHHb _.adHHH dHHHHHHHHHHHHHb ,AHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dHHHHHHHHH VHHHHHHHHHHHHHP JHHHHHHHHHH YHHHHHHHHHHHP _.adHHHHHHHHHHH "^YUHHHUP^" HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "~" SPHERE CURVED HILL It's important to get a good understanding of how best to use the characters. The basic forms are as follows: _,.aomdAHAbmon.,_ For the upper curves. "~^*YUHUP*^~" For the lower curves. The characters: d b P :are all extremely useful, but there is no equivalent character for bottom/left. There is, however, four chars available which do a decent job: T Y V 9 .The 9 works well for *some* char sets, but generally it has a big hook at the bottom so isn't quite so useful. Notice how I've used "A" and "U" to smoothen the transistion from "H" to "d"/"b" (and "Y"/"P" respectively) even though the effect is quite subliminal. A minor detail, but it does help. I don't often use "_" in these types of pics because of the way it touches the top of the "H". It does come in handy sometimes though. Side curves require more of an "on the spot" approach. The chars: l [ ] : j i :all come in handy when trying to smoothen out vertical curves, and I've also seen "(" and ")" used (although I wouldn't use them myself). Consistency in contrast is very important. Adding details using the solid ascii technique is a bit harder than in line art because there isn't the same number of possible choices for each position. The letters: a n o :are all very useful because they are nice "solid" chars which only occupy the bottom half of the character space, but there is no good alternative for the top half. dHF^^^ See how the bottom arm fits in with the solid dHP appearance of the main part, yet the "^" (which dHBooan is the closest char available) doesn't look so beefy. Even the "^" varies across different char sets, so that leaves just: " ~ : which are of no use at all. In that particular case, it is necessary to expand the picture by one line: anpoan Note the use of the "p" to make the effect just dHP that little bit more effective. An "r" could also dHP work well at the end of each arm. Purely cosmetic dHBooan though. Note that if you're using "M" or "W", then "m" and "w" can be used to keep it consistent. Details aren't always as simple as that example though (unfortunately). HHHH aann .aoon. HHHHHHHHHHHHH aanndHHHHHHP" "^vaondAHHHHHP" HHHHHHH "~^YHHHHH "~^SHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH dHHHHHHb .adHHHHHHh, HHHHHH ~^VHHHP ~^VHHHP HH YHP "VP START HALF WAY FINISHED The different steps can be seen here. Starting by roughing out the shape (a wizards head incidentally) using the chosen character. Next, go over all the edges making all the obvious replacements. That means using: d P b Y V a n :plus the occasional: " ~ :if there's an obvious place for it. Just enough to give it some shape. The final stage requires a bit more work. Start with "A" and "U"/"V", and then the rest is purely experimentation. The "S" was chosen because it seemed to have the right shape, although there are many chars which could really go there. The curve section at the back required quite a lot of work. An "a" seems to be the best opposite of "n", and for long stretches, I like to use some "o"'s in there just to mix it up a bit. The: "^ :piece at the end was an obvious combination, so it was just a matter of finding a char to connect the "a" to the "^". As it turned out, "v" was custom made for that position. WMHI: .:IHb. I Smooth shading can be created by using MH[: .adAHHHI:. :H different chars to fade out at the edges, HI: .:IHHHHHI:' .jIH instead of the anti-aliasing (which Y: `:YHHI:' .:|IHM produces hard edges). Good "outer" characters are: . , : ; ' ` For the transition from solid to outer edge: I H A U V T Y | i j d b n a o [ ] :or basically anything that produces the desired effect. Both line and solid techniques can be combined together, resulting in a "comic book" look and feel. Each form of ascii art works well in certain circumstances, so why not use this to your advantage. Line art for the various outlines and small details, and solid art for large dark areas. 5. 3 Dimensional Art 3D ascii art is basically an extension of SIRDS, where you can create the illusion of depth on a flat surface. This is achieved by producing two slightly different versions of the one picture, and placing them a certain distance apart. . . Focus Point / \ / \ x Where the image appears / x \ --- --- __ The original pictures on the screen / \ / \ /\ Where your eyes are looking / \ O O OO Your eyes PLAN VIEW Although the scale and angles are a bit off, the basic principle can be seen from the above diagram (seen looking down). The two versions of the picture are located on the screen, but you don't look there. You need to focus on a point *past* the screen which produces a third image at "x". This resulting image occurs because of the way eyes work. They can only focus on one "depth" at a time, and anything either further away or closer becomes blurred. These "blurs" are just two different views of the one object produced by the two eyes seeing different things. Try this: stand three feet from a wall. Now hold two fingers up about one foot from your face, and about 1.5 centimeters apart. Look between your fingers, and focus onto the wall. Keep focus on the wall, but look into the foreground at your fingers. You should see a ghost image from both fingers converging into the center. The trick is to make the two ghost images overlap each other resulting in (hopefully) one solid image. This image should appear at a different level than the originals: | | | | | | | | | | TWO FINGERS RESULTING IMAGE The results from this experiment won't be 100% perfect since your two fingers are likely to be different, but it is a good way to understand the concept. With a little practice, you should be able to focus on real 3D pictures without too much effort. --- --- Note that if you cross your eyes instead of using the \ / above technique, you actually see the picture in reverse. \/ This diagram shows the effect from above, and the resulting /\ image will appear where the lines cross over. Since most / \ stereograms (STARE-eograms?) are created to go into the / \ screen, looking at them this way will produce an incorrect O O vision (and is somewhat harder on the eyes). That's the hard part out of the way, now a bit about how to create them. Getting back to the little koala example (which is a perfect size for this type of work), lets bring him into 3 dimensions. X X Here I have placed two koalas 10 chars ___ ___ apart from each other. Generally, a good {~._.~} {~._.~} distance would be between 7 and 15 chars, ( Y ) ( Y ) although you can use any distance you like. ()~*~() ()~*~() Values outside those bounds tend to be (_)-(_) (_)-(_) difficult to focus on however. The distance determines how much the resulting image sits "into" the screen. If the distance is 0 (ie. no separation), the image is neutral which means it appears -at- the screen. As the distance is increased, the resulting image appears further -into- the screen. By having many koalas laid out across the screen (all separated by the same distance), the effect becomes slightly easier to focus on. Any extra layers should then be added across the whole picture, with the result being quite effective. The picture is quite boring so far, with just one layer of 3D being created, so the next thing to do is to add another layer or two. The "tried and tested" approach is to add a "pole" in front of him, and since we want it -in front- of the existing layer, each pole should be 9 chars apart: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) H___ H ___ H ___ H ___ H ___ H ___H __H {H._.~} H~._.~} H{~._.~} H {~._.~}H {~._.~H {~._.H} {~._H~} H Y ) H( Y ) H ( Y ) H ( Y ) H ( Y )H ( Y H ( YH) (H~*~() H)~*~() H()~*~() H ()~*~()H ()~*~(H ()~*~H) ()~*H() (H)-(_) H_)-(_) H(_)-(_) H (_)-(_)H (_)-(_H (_)-(H) (_)-H_) H H H H H H H H ~"~~~~~~~~"~~~~~~~~"~~~~~~~~"~~~~~~~~"~~~~~~~~"~~~~~~~~"~~~~~~~~"~~ Notice that since the pole is to appear in front of the koala, it actually replaces the koala where they overlap. Here's the same pic except the pole appears behind the koala: _ _ _ _ _ _ (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) ___ H ___ H ___ H ___ H ___ H ___ H___ {~._.~} {~._.~}H {~._.~} H {~._.~} H{~._.~} {~._.~} {~._.~} ( Y )H ( Y ) H ( Y ) H ( Y ) H ( Y ) H( Y ) ( Y ) ()~*~() ()~*~()H ()~*~() H ()~*~() H()~*~() ()~*~() ()~*~() (_)-(_) (_)-(_)H (_)-(_) H (_)-(_) H(_)-(_) (_)-(_) (_)-(_) H H H H H H ~~~~~~"~~~~~~~~~~"~~~~~~~~~~"~~~~~~~~~~"~~~~~~~~~~"~~~~~~~~~~"~~~~~ Now, since the pole is to appear behind the koala, its chars do not write over the koala where they overlap. The poles here are 11 chars apart, so appear one "step" behind the koala. All layers are built like this, and of course I could have the poles both behind and in front of the koala in the same picture. Here's a multi-layer example: _ _ .-~ \ .-~ \ / \ _ / \ _ ~x .-~_)_ ~x .-~_)_ This picture has 3 distinct layers: ~>x".-~ ~-. ~x".-~ ~-. the hat, head and face. There are ( / \ ( / \ many other examples of 3D ascii T o o Y T o o Y around, plus there are programs l < ! l < ! available for the easy creation \ .__/ / \ ._/ / of SIRDS. "-.___.-' "-.___.-' A quick examination of the above picture shows that the head (circle), part of the hat and a part of the mouth are all 15 characters apart. The rest of the face is just 14 chars apart, and the top section of the hat is 16 chars apart. Note that all this information is from pure observation, so it may not be 100% accurate. 6. Conclusion Perhaps there's more to ascii art than meets the eye? Before writing this, I . had no idea just how much thought goes /\ /l into creating ascii pictures, and I ((.Y(! imagine that I haven't even begun to \ |/ cover it all. / 6~6, \ _ +-. Analyzing the work of other people is \`-=--^-' a great way to learn what works, and \ \ what doesn't. Analyzing "art" may seem _/ \ like a strange concept, but it does ( . Y open your awareness to the art form, and /"\ `--^--v--. it's a great way to learn the various / _ `--"T~\/~\/ techniques. I hope that you have found / " ~\. ! my ideas about ascii interesting. _ Y Y./' Y^| | |~~7 In the end however, it's up to the | l | / ./' individual artist to work the way they | `L | Y .^/~T want to, and not necessarily the way | l ! | |/| | -Row someone else would do it. Finding | .`\/' | Y | ! your own style is all part of the fun, l "~ j l j_L______ and perhaps this text will aid people \,____{ __"~ __ ,\_,\_ in finding that style. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :D to Rowan Crawford's ASCII Art .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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You must bring the word to every beast and bird /=^=^=^=^=\ that I have risen and am in the world to stay. :^= HAPPY =^; |^ EASTER! ^| You should've seen that cottontail hop away, :^=^=^=^=^=^: feeling mighty proud to be the chosen one. \=^=^=^=^=/ Though this story is quite old, it can now be retold `.=^=^=.' to make little children smile on Easter morn. `~~~` -=[ crosses ]=- 2/97 .-. __| |__ [__ __] | | | | jgs | | '-' _ |w| __|O|__ \+-|-+/ ~<<|~ |+| jgs \| -=[ crosses at Calvary ]=- 4/97 | \ / .---. '-. | | .-' ___| |___ -= [ ] =- `---. .---' __||__ | | __||__ '-..-' | | '-..-' || | | || ||_.-| |-,_|| .-"` `"`'` `"-. jgs .' 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'-.| ,//' \-' ` .-' `//'_`--; ;.-' `\._ ;| | \`-' . | |_.-'-._| \ _'_ / |; -:- | || -.- \ |; .\ / `'\'`\-; ;` '. `_/ |,`-._; .; `;\ `.-'-; | \ \ | | `\ \ | | ) | | | / /` / | | /| | | | / | / | / |/ /| | \ / / | | /o | | | |_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | '-=====-' -=[ chick ]=- 2/97 .=""=. / _ _ \ | d b | \ /\ / ,/'-=\/=-'\, / / \ \ | / \ | \/ \ / \/ '. .' jgs _|`~~`|_ /|\ /|\ -=[ broken eggshell ]=- , |\ /\/ \/| ,_ ; \/` '; , \_', \ / '. .' /`. jgs `~~` , /\ `"` . `" -=[ chick with eggshell ]=- 2/97 .=""=. / _ _ \ | d b | \ /\ / , ,/'-=\/=-'\, |\ /\/ \/| ,_ / / \ \ ; \/` '; , \_', | / \ | \ / \/ \ / \/ '. .' /`. '. .' `~~` , /\ `"` jgs _|`~~`|_ . `" /|\ /|\ -=[ Easter Eggs ]=- 3/97 .-^-. .'=^=^='. /=^=^=^=^=\ .-~-. :^= HAPPY =^; .'~~*~~'.|^ EASTER! ^| /~~*~~~*~~\^=^=^=^=^=^: :~*~~~*~~~*~;\.-*))`*-,/ |~~~*~~~*~~|/* ((* *'. :~*~~~*~~~*| *)) * *\ \~~*~~~*~~| * ((* * / `.~~*~~.' \ *)) * .' jgs `~~~` '-.((*_.-' ___ .-*)) `*-. /* ((* *'. | *)) * *\ | * ((* * / \ *)) * .' '-.((*_.-' .-"-. .'=^=^='. /=^=^=^=^=\ :^= HAPPY =^; |^ EASTER! ^| :^=^=^=^=^=^: \=^=^=^=^=/ `.=^=^=.' `~~~` -=[ an oval - undecorated egg? ]=- .-"-. .' '. / \ : ; | | : : \ / `. .' jgs `~~~` -=[ jelly beans (or eggs) ]=- 4/98 .--. /``'. / \ .---. | \ | |/ `;--. | \ /\ / \.' '--' '----| | .'``\ jgs .'``\ \ / .-""-: | / | '--' / \ / | / .-""-. /--' '--' / \---' \ / '----' .--. /``'. /wwww\ .---. |* * \ |-=-=|/ ^ ^ `;--. *| \wwww/\^ ^ ^/~~~~\.' __ '--' '----| | .'-=\ jgs .'``\ \~~~~/ .-""-:=-=-=| / * | '--' /><><><\=-=/ |* / .-""-.<><>>>>>/xxxx/--. `'==''---; * *`\ jgs \* * */ '--'` -=[ rabbit ]=- 2/97 __ / \`\ __ | \ `\ /`/ \ \_/`\ \-"-/` /\ \ | | \ | (d b) \_/ / \ ,".|.'.\_/.'.|.", / /\' _|_ '/\ \ | / '-`"`-' \ | | | | | | \ \ / / | jgs \ \ \ / / / `"`\ : /'"` `""`""` -=[ rabbit with Easter egg ]=- 22/97 _ _ /\`\ /`/\ \/\ V /\/ /6 6\ (= Y =) /`"^"`\ / .-*-. \ (_/*=*=*\_) /\*=*=*/\o jgs ___\ '-*-' /___ (((____/^\____))) -=[ rabbit ]=- 2/97 _ _ /\`\ /`/\ \/\ V /\/ /6 6\ (= Y =) /`"^"`\ / / \ \ (_/ \_) / \o jgs ___\ /___ (((____/^\____))) -=[ rabbit- not quite 'Bugs Bunnny' ]=- 2/97 , ,_ )\ \". / ) ) \ / / / / | | / / \ | / / \|-""-//` / _ _ \ _| / \/ \ |_ / `-\0||0/-' \ =\.: ,_()_ :./= jgs `-._\II/_.-' `""` -=[ Easter bunnies ]=- 3/01 /`\ / : | _.._ | '/ /` \ | / | .-._ '-"` ( |_/ / o o\ | = () )= \ '--`/ / ---<` | , \\ | | \\__ / ; |.__) (_/.-. ; { `| \_/ '-\ / | | / | / \ '-. jgs \__|----' /`\ / | _.._ | / /` \ | / | .-._ '-"` ( |_/ / e e\ | = @ )= \ '--`/ / ---<` | , \\ | | \\__ / ; |.__)==, (_/.-. ; //"""\\ {` | \_/ ||___|| '-\ / | |(___)| | / | |XXXXX| / \ '-.\XXXXX/ jgs \__|----' `"""` @@ bunny w/carrot @@ 11/96 \ / \\ // )\-/( /e e\ ( =T= ) /`---'\ ____/ /___\ \ \ / ''' ```~~"--.,_ `-._\ / `~~"--.,_ ------>| `~~"--.,_ _.-'/ \ ___,,,---""~~``' /jgs\____,,,,....----""""~~~~```` -=[ rabbit w/carrot ]=- 3/01 __ __ | _'-._ _.-'_ | | '::. '. .' .::' | \ '::\ \ / /::' / \ ':\ | | /:' / '._ ` '---' ` _.' ) __ __ ( / / \ / \ \ / \_0/ \0_/ \ =/ .-. \= =| .' \_/ '. |= _ =\ ' | ' /= \`-._ '.__ `--'--` __.' /-_^-'-._ /` \_______/ `\ >-"=_=_-~_`=.,==,=| /==,==,=\ |.,_ \~- >_<_"-~-/ / /\,,,/ / / \,,,// /`"=._ <_"- ~-_>-"; ; _; _ ; ; ; ; ; _; _: / /`;=,__, /=~_->"-_~-; |_/ \| \| | | | |/ |/ \_ ; : ; _,=' >-"<^-^">_"; / \()()|; ; ; ; ;|()()/ \ \ _;="` \-_~-_>~-_.=\ \() _ | \ \ \ \ | ()/="` <,jgs_.-` `=\ / `\|==`==`==`==`=|/` \ / /_.-' \\ || || // \'-'/ \'-'/ `"` `"` __ __ | _'-._ _.-'_ | | '::. '. .' .::' | \ '::\ \ / /::' / \ ':\ | | /:' / '._ ` '---' ` _.' ) __ __ ( / / \ / \ \ / \_0/ \0_/ \ =/ .-. \= =| .' \_/ '. |= =\ ' | ' /= {}._ '.__ `--'--` __.' {}{}-'=._ /` \_______/ `\ >{}={}_-=_`=.,==,=| /==,==,=\ |.,_ {}~-{}~{}"-=-/ / /\,,,/ / / \,,,// /`"=._ {}<{}-{}-_=-"; ; _; _ ; ; ; ; ; _; _: / /`;=,__, {}{}={}->"-_~-; |_/ \| \| | | | |/ |/ \_ ; : ; _,=' {}{}"<{}{_=="; / \()()|; ; ; ; ;|()()/ \ \ _;="` {}{}{}>=-_.=\ \() _ | \ \ \ \ | ()/="` {}jgs{}-` `=\ / `\|==`==`==`==`=|/` \ / {}{} \\ || || // \'-'/ \'-'/ `"` `"` @@ Bunny & Eggs in Easter Basket @@ 11/96 \ / \\ // _______ )\-/( (M==M=M=)/e e\ .-'"-\=N==N/( =Y= ) .-'(___.-'\M=M/ /`---'\ (______(____)=(_/ /___\ \_ (M==M=M==M=M==M'''M=M=```M) \=N=N==N=N==N=N==N=N==N=/ \M==M=M==M=M==M==M==M=/ \N=N==N=N==N=N==N=N=/ jgs \M==M==M=M==M=M==M/ `---------------' -=[ Easter Bunny and basket ]=- 4/98 _ \`\ _ \ \ /\ \ \ V /\/ ___ /. .\ .'__(>@<) =\_T_/= /.' /|\ / \ || || (( )) ||oO0oO|| {/\) (/\ |-=-=-=-| __\ /__ \=-=-=-=/ jgs (____/^\____) '=-=-=' Q. What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? A. Two points... just like anybody else! -=[ bunny w/Easter basket ]=- 3/01 .-. .-. / \ / \ | _ \ / _ | ; | \ \ / / | ; \ \ \ \_.._/ / / / '. '.;' ';,' .' './ _ _ \.' .' a __ a '. '--./ _, \/ ,_ \.--' ----| \ /\ / |---- .--'\ '-' '-' /'--. _>.__ -- _.- `; .' _ __/ _/ / '.,:".-\ /:, | \.' `""`'.\\ '-,.__/ _ .-. ;|_ /` `|| _/ `\/_ \_|| `\ | ||/ \-./` \ / || | \ ||__/__|___|__|| / \_ |_Happy Easter_| / jgs .' \ = _= _ = _= /`\ / `-;----=--;--' \ \ _.-' '. / `""` `""` -=[ bunnies ]=- 3/01 _, _, .' .' | / / / _|_/__.' .' `\ ( ^ \ '.__ \ _) '. _.-'/ '. (__.' \ .' .-. ; (_.' \ |`\ .--\ / | (__.-' /'--' jgs (______( ,_ ,_ | '. '. \ \ \ '.__\_|_ /` '. / ^ ) / __.' .' (_ .' \'-._ / '.__) ; .-. '. /`| / '._) | \ /--. '--'\ '-.__) jgs )_____) ,_ ,_ (\/) _, _, | '. '. \/ .' .' | \ \ \ / / / '.__\_|_ _|_/__.' /` '. .' `\ / ^ ) ( ^ \ / __.' '.__ \ .' (_ _) '. .' \'-._ _.-'/ '. / '.__)(__.' \ ; .-. '. .' .-. ; /`| / '._)(_.' \ |`\ | \ /--. .--\ / | '--'\ '-.__) (__.-' /'--' jgs )_____) (______( ,_ ,_ _, _, | '. '. .' .' | \ \ \ / / / '.__\_|_ _|_/__.' /` '. .' `\ / ^ ) ( ^ \ / __.' '.__ \ .' (_ _) '. .' \'-._.===========._.-'/ '. / '.__) HAPPY (__.' \ ; .-. '.| EASTER! |.' .-. ; /`| / '._)===========(_.' \ |`\ | \ /--. .--\ / | '--'\ '-.__) (__.-' /'--' jgs )_____) (______( ,_ ,_ __ | '. '. / `\ \ \ \ | ) '.__\_|_ _.=====.\ _/_ /` '. ,;' )(_) `'. / ^ ) // (( '._ \ / __.' || .--. `) ||\__/ .' (_ || .-; `\__ || .' \'-._||_/ ;-./` '|| / '.__)| './ \.--.|| ; .-. '.|\____|___/____/| /`| / '._)=#=#=#=#=#=#=#=| | \ /--. ;#=#=#=#=#=#=#=#; '--'\ '-.__) \#=#=#=#=#=#=#/ jgs )_____) \#=#=#=#=#=#/ `"""""""""` , / \ __, ; | .' | | |/ / \_ /__.' .' `. =(^Y ^ = \ .-'```'. \^___, `'-` \,-. _) / | } _.-'/ | /-' (__.' _..._ \ / .' .-'` ``;"/ .` (_.' (_/ / jgs '-' , ,__ / \ | '. | ; \ \| | '.__\ _/ .' '. .'```'-. / = ^ Y^)= ,-./ '-'` ,___^/ { | \ (_ '-\ | \'-._ \ / _..._ '.__) `. \";`` `'-. '. \ \_) jgs '._) '-' -=[ Easter basket ]=- 3/01 _.=====._ ,;' ';, // \\ || .--. || || .-; `\__ || ||_/ ;-./` '|| || './ \.--.|| |\____|___/____/| |#=#=#=#=#=#=#=#| ;=#=#=#=#=#=#=#=; \#=#=#=#=#=#=#/ jgs \#=#=#=#=#=#/ `"""""""""` __ ( `\ | ) _.=====.\__/__ ,;' )(_) '. // (( '._ \ || .--. `) ||\__/ || .-; `\__ || ||_/ ;-./` '|| || './ \.--.|| |\____|___/____/| |#=#=#=#=#=#=#=#| ;=#=#=#=#=#=#=#=; \#=#=#=#=#=#=#/ jgs \#=#=#=#=#=#/ `"""""""""` -=[ Bunny w/Easter Egg]=- 3/97 /`\ /`\ (/\ \-/ /\) )6 6( >{= Y =}< /'-^-'\ (_)""-(_). /* ((* *'. | *)) * *\ | * ((* * / \ *)) * .' jgs '-.((*_.-' -=[ rabbit with large egg ]=- 3/01 __ __ /`_ \ / _`\ |':\ \ / /:'| \':\ \ / /:'/ \':\ \ / /:'/ \':\ \ / /:'/ \ `\ \/ /` / > < / \ .' '. / 0 __ 0 \ >| _ \/ _ |< \ \ / / '._ '----' _.' /` '. __ .' `\ | |-. `| | _\_(_(_/ \/\_)_)_/_ / ` /\__/`\__/`\_\ ` \ | / () (\ | | ; (), , () , ; | ; | /^\ /^\ /^\ | ; \|\/ \/ \/ \|/ | /`\ /`\ /`\ | ;\/ \/ \/ ()\; jgs _\ () /_ _.-'` '._ () _.' `'-._ /` .'` ``""""`` `'. `\ \_(_(,'` `'.)_)_/ -=[ Easter Greetings ]=- 3/97 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 888888888 888 8 8 8 8 888 888888888 888888888 888 8 888 8 888 8 888 88 8 8888888888 888888888 8 8 8 888 88888888888 888888888 888 8 888 8 88888 8888888 88888888888 888888888 888 8 888 8 88888 8888888 88888888888 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 888888 8 88 8 8 8 888888 888888 88888 888 8 888888 888 88888 888 888888 888888 888 888 8888 888 8888 888888 888888 88888 888 88888 888 888 88888 88 8888888 888888 8 888 8 8888 888 8 888 888888 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 8JGS8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 -=[ Easter greetings ]=- 3/98 _ .-"--._ / \ / ____\ ||\\ / /`( || \\ _| '``'-. | \_\\ ` 9\ , \_ 9 _ '-.= .--'|} | _ \) | / /}} \/ = \ ;_.'/ .=\.--'`\} | `-`__.;---.//` '---./' '.___..-'` `| _/ __.-.__/ _ _ ___ ___ ___ _ _ , .-' .-' ||| | | |/ \| _ \| _ \| | | {|'--. .-/ / |\\ | | | | _/| _/\ / {{\ \ { | /_ / \| |_|_|\___/|_| |_| |_| {/`'--./=. `-\ `\--;` ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ _`\.---' `\\ '-. | | | _|| _ |/ __\|_ _|| _|| _ \ / \ |\ || ) / _/ | _|| |\__ \ | | | _|| / \_/ | |// jgs / __.' '--. |___||_|_|\___/ |_| |___||_\_\ (_) \//_/| ( '--. ___))) //\__/ `-..____))) |/ -= [ The Jellybean Prayer ]=- 4/98 ~ T H E J E L L Y B E A N P R A Y E R ~ __ RED is for the blood he gave. .;;. /;;;. GREEN is for the grass he made. /;;;;\ ,..., |;;;;;\ YELLOW is for the sun so bright. |;;;;|/;;;;;;;::.;;| ORANGE is for the edge of night. \;;;;/\;;;;;/::::\;' __ BLACK is for the sins we made. `''` `''''|::::| .;;;\ WHITE is for the grace he gave. jgs .;;;\ \::::/ ,;;;,:;;;;;| PURPLE is for his hour of sorrow. /;;;;;| `''` /::::::\;;;/ PINK is for our new tomorrow. |;;;;/ .-""-.:::::/''` `''` / \'''` A bag full of jelly beans \ / colorful and sweet, HAPPY EASTER '----' is a PRAYER, is a PROMISE, is a SPECIAL TREAT. -=[ bunny in window ]=- 3/01 __________________________ |.-----------..-----------.| || _ _ _ _|| ___ _ _ || || | | |/ \| \ \ \/ / || || | | ' | '_/ '_/\ / || || |_|_|_|_|_|||_| /_/ || || ___ ___ __||_ _ _ ___ || ||/ __/ \ \| | \ |/ _/|| ||\__ \ '_/' /| | | [ \|| ||/___/_||_|_\|_|_\_|\___/|| || || || ||-._________||___________|| ||--,--------..-----------.| |||\ \ || || ||; \ ; ||_ || || \| | _.|| ``''-. || ||\ | | _." .||-""-_) `) || ||_) `" .-.||`` _.-' || || ( ||--'` || || ' . | || || || () \ || .-. || ||\/_ | ||' _;\ || ||_`_____/_.'||____/______|| '---------------------jgs--' __________________________ |.-----------..-----------.| || _ _ _ _|| ___ _ _ || || | | |/ \| \ \ \/ / || || | | ' | '_/ '_/\ / || || |_|_|_|_|_|||_| /_/ || ||___ _ ___||___ __ ___ || || _|/ \/ _/_ _| _| \|| || _| ' |__ \| || _| ' /|| ||___|_|_/___/|_||___|_|_\|| || || || ||-._________||___________|| ||--,--------..-----------.| |||\ \ || || ||; \ ; ||_ || || \| | _.|| ``''-. || ||\ | | _." .||-""-_) `) || ||_) `" .-.||`` _.-' || || ( ||--'` || || ' . | || || || () \ || .-. || ||\/_ | ||' _;\ || ||_`_____/_.'||____/______|| '---------------------jgs--' __________________________ |.-----------..-----------.| || || || || || || || || || || || || ||_ || || || '. || || |||\ \ || || ||;_\_;______||___________|| ||--,-.------..-----------.| || \| | _.||"'--. || ||\ | | _." .||-"_) `) || ||_) `" .-.|| __.-' || || ( ||` || || ' . | || || || () \ || .-. || ||\/_ | _||' _;\ || ||_`_____/_'_||____/______|| '---------------------jgs--' -=[ Easter design ]=- 3/01 |\ /| .=. \|_|/ .=. /***\ /. .\ /***\ , |===| , =\_T_/ , |===| , ._/\\_, \*/ ._/\\_, (>o<) ._/\\_, \*/ ._/\\_, \_\|/_/ ` \_\|/_/ \_\|/_/ ` \_\|/_/ '-\Y/-' '-\Y/-' '-\Y/-' '-\Y/-' (___) (___) (___) (___) (__) |\ /| (__) _ (__) |\ /| (__) (_) \|_|/ (_) /=\ (_) \|_|/ (_) )/ /. .\ \( |***| )/ /. .\ \( ` , =\_T_/= , ` \===/ ` , =\_Y_/= , ` ._/\\_, (>o<) ._/\\_, `"` ._/\\_, {>o<} ._/\\_, \_\|/_/ \_\|/_/ \_\|/_/ \_\|/_/ '-\Y/-' '-\Y/-' '-\Y/-' '-\Y/-' (___) (___) (___) (___) (__) _ (__) |\ /| (__) _ (__) (_) /=\ (_) \|_|/ (_) /=\ (_) \( |***| )/ /. .\ \( |***| )/ , ` \===/ ` , =\_Y_/= , ` \===/ ` , ._/\\_, `"` ._/\\_, {>o<} ._/\\_, `"` ._/\\_, \_\|/_/ \_\|/_/ \_\|/_/ \_\|/_/ '-\Y/-' '-\Y/-' '-\Y/-' '-\Y/-' (___) (___) (___) (___) (__) |\ /| (__) .=. (__) |\ /| (__) (_) \|_|/ (_) /***\ (_) \|_|/ (_) )/ /. .\ \( |===| )/ /. .\ \( ` , =\_Y_/= , ` \*/ ` , =\_T_/= , ` ._/\\_, {>o<} ._/\\_, ` ._/\\_, (>o<) ._/\\_, \_\|/_/ \_\|/_/ \_\|/_/ \_\|/_/ '-\Y/-' '-\Y/-' '-\Y/-' '-\Y/-' (___) (___) (___) (___) (__) .=. (__) |\ /| (__) .=. (__) (_) /***\ (_) \|_|/ (_) /***\ (_) jgs \( |===| )/ /. .\ \( |===| )/ ` \*/ ` =\_T_/= ` \*/ ` ` (>o<) ` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/small.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/small.htm //\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\ \//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\// \\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\ It's a small, small, ...ASCII ! The following are ASCII pictures which I have created that are no bigger than five lines. These pictures can also be found on the other pages in this website. I hope I located them all-- if not, please let me know! :) Be sure to see my email stamp page for smaller ASCII pics. Visit the smiley/emoticon page too. //\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\ \//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\// \\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\ embed(/web/20091028024048oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/smalwold.mid) MIDI CONTROLS *-=[ Windows logo ]=- 9/00 _.-;;-._ '-..-'| || | '-..-'|_.-;;-._| '-..-'| || | jgs '-..-'|_.-''-._| -=[ tennis ball ]=- 7/00 ,-"""-. /\ /\ | | | | \/ \/ jgs '-...-' -=[ pizza ]=- 3/00 // ""--.._ || (_) _ "-._ || _ (_) '-. || (_) __..-' \\__..--"" -=[ paintbrush ]=- 5/00 .------------------....___ ,;;;, / / /'''---/;;;;;;,., jgs \ \__\...---\;;;;;;;" '------------------'''' ```` -=[ pencil ]=- 3/00 _______________________ / //=================/`"-._ | ||=================| D jgs \___\\_________________\__.-" -=[ ruler ]=- 4/00 _________________________________________________ |'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'| jgs |___1___2___3___4___5___6___7___8___9__10__11__12_| -=[ semi truck ]=- 4/00 _________________ .--H--.| jgs | _//_|| || | [ -| |'--;--------------' '-()-()----()"()^^^^^^^()"()' -=[ car ]=- 5/00 ___ .--. [ATM] .----' '--. | '-()-----()-' | -=[ car ]=- 6/00 .---;-, __/_,{)|__;._ ."` _ : _ `. .:::;. .::' jgs '--(_)------(_)--' ` '::' -=[ cigarette ]=- 4/00 ( ) .------.------------------. |-_- = | # '------'------------------' -=[ cigarette ]=- 8/00 ) ( ____________________ ___ /\ \:::\ \/ /jgs/ `"""""""""""""""""""""""` -=[ rope ]=- 5/00 -._.-"""-.-"""-..-"""-.-"""-.-"""-.-"""-.-"""-.-"""-._.-"-' =. _'. '. '. '. '. '. '. '. '. -'_ .-'.-. \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \'-_. .-'-__.'.___.'.___.'.____.'.___.'.___.'.___.'.___.'.___.'._-. jgs .-' -=[ assorted drinks ]=- 6/00 oOOOOOo ,| oO //| | \\| | `-----` _* .---/ `\ |~~~~|`' \ / )( /__\ .------. \------/ \~~~~/ '--' _ | | |~| \_/ | _|_ _ |_| |:| \:/ | _|_ ___ ___ ___ ___ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ -=[ little devil ]=- 1/99 ,, W () , `) |->< ) , jgs | )(\_v (, ` ) -=[ knife ]=- 1/99 .----------------._________________ |=()=========--- \----------- `\ jgs \_________________/^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ hockey players ]=- 1/99 - C , .-.___ - /< @/ /xx\XXX\ - __/\ `\ \/\ |xx|XXX| ` \, \_ = _\<< |xx|XXX| jgs""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" -=[ comb ]=- 1/99 |\ | | | | | | | | | | /| || | | | | | | | | | | || ||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|| jgs \_______________________/ -=[ tape ]=- 2/99 ,-"""""""-, ; '-----' ;-. , |`"""""""`|_ '.__.-'| '._______.' '._ _.-' `` -=[ spoon ]=- 3/99 ___ .-""-. / '''---...-'.' `\\ jgs \___...---"""-._-.__// '---' -=[ heart ]=- 4/99 .-. .-. | \/ | \ / `\ /` jgs `\/` -=[ chocolate bar ]=- 4/99 __ __ __ __ __ /__/__/__/__/__/| /__/__/__/__/__/|/ jgs |__'__'__'__'__|/ -=[ coffee pot ]=- 4/99 __.-n-. \|'---'|-, | | )) | |-' jgs '.___.' -=[ carrot ]=- 4/99 ___ `-._\ / `~~"--.,_ ------>| `~~"--.,_ jgs _.-'/ '.____,,,,----"""~~```' -=[ key ]=- 4/99 .--. /.-. '----------. \'-' .--"--""-"-' jgs '--' -=[ clam ]=- 5/99 _..._ .' '. /_.=._.=._\ \ \ / / jgs '.__.__.' -=[ lips ? ]=- 5/99 _ _ .' `"` '. /_ _\ \ `--`--` / jgs '.__.__.' -=[ clover ]=- 6/99 .-. ( . ) .-.':'.-. ( =,!,= ) '-' | '-' -=[ small US flag ]=- 6/99 9::::======= |::::======= |=========== jgs |=========== -=[ fish ]=- 8/99 ,--,_ __ _\.---'-. \ '.-" // o\ jgs /_.'-._ \\ / `"--(/"` _,--, .-'---./_ __ /o \\ "-.' / \ // _.-'._\ jgs `"\)--"` -=[ cigar ]=- ____________________________________________________ / | | | /#\ | / .-. \ |##| | \ '-' / |##| jgs\___|_|_|__________________________________________\#/ -=[ brick or Lego ]=- 7/99 .=========. / (_) (_) /| /-========-/ | | |/ '-========-' -=[ hat ]=- 7/99 .-.-. _ / \ _ / `\=====/` \ jgs '.__`---`__.' ````` -=[ tiny bear ]=- 11/99 _, ____ \_ ` , `P |/--\ / jgs "` "` -=[ turtle ]=- 8/99 _.._ _ ."\__/"./`_\ _/__<__>__\/ jgs `"/_/""""\_\\ -=[ shoe prints ]=- 9/99 _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ (_|_ '. (_|_ '. (_|_ '. (_|_ '. '-' '-' '-' '-' _ _.-. _ _.-. _ _.-. _ _.-. jgs (_|__.' (_|__.' (_|__.' (_|__.' _ .---. _ .---. _ .---. (_(-.__.' (_(-.__.' (_(-.__.' _ __ _ __ _ __ jgs (_(-' '. (_(-' '. (_(-' '. '---' '---' '---' _ .---. (_/-.__.' _ __ (_\-' '. `---' -=[ devil ]=- 12/99 <(__)> | | | | \/ | \_|_/ \^ ^/ | /\--/\ /| jgs / \/ \/ | -=[ shoes ]=- 1/00 ___ ___ /`"""`8-.__ /`"""`8-.__._ ) \ ._ ) """"" jgs """" """""" -=[ sperm ]=- 1/00 .---. __ / '-.__.-' `'-. \ .-' '.__.' jgs '---' -=[ cigar ]=- 3/00 __________________________________ / || /\ | (()) |: jgs \__||_____________________________\/ -=[ small thermometer ]=- 3/00 _________________________ ===(_________._._._._;_._.___) jgs -=[ knife ]=- 2/00 .------------------------.__________________________________ / == _ _ = _= - = - \ `> | () _ = _ == _ () | _,^ jgs\ _ == _=- - = _ /--^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^"` '------------------------' -=[ airplane, boat, and tanks ]=- 2/00 _ __|_\_ =u__.-.__) /_/ _h___ I __[_]___\_[]=_ __ \, / _[__]=== jgs^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^^''''"" (______) __ _[__]=== (______) -=[ tiny airplane ]=- 2/00 _ __|_\_ =u__.-.__) jgs /_/ -=[ igloo ]=- 11/99 _..-.._ * * .'_/ _ \_'. /_ _| __|_ _\___ * | _ |_ _| _ | /\ jgs |___|___J___|__\/ -=[ house ]=- 1/00 _ _.-H-._ _.-""-._ .='_______'=. .=' _ _ '=. || ||[+]|_[X]__[X]_|_ jgs_||_______||___[=_=-_-=_-=_=] -=[ fly ]=- 4/00 (`\/) _\|/ (_X_,B -=[ hamster ]=- 12/99 c._ ."````"-"C o'-. _/ \ _..' '-\ _/--.<<-' `\) \) jgs -=[ ladybug ]=- 5/00 _V_ /___\ | | | \o | o/ jgs '-.-' -=[ headstones ]=- 12/99 + + + .-"-. .-:-. .-"-. / RIP \ / RIP \ / RIP \ | | | | | | jgs \\ ___|// \\\ ___|// \\\ ___|// -=[ old and young men ]=- 6/00 .-""-. /) (\ ,;;;, ( ' \' ) // \\\\ \ = / ( ' ' ) jgs )--( \_=_/ -=[ hypo ]=- 1/99 _____________ |--|"'"'"'"'"'"'"|-.______________ jgs |--|_____________|-' -=[ shortened thermometer ]= __________________________________________________ ____.-"":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":"-. (___:===='==='==='==='==='==='==='=A ' ' ' ' ' ' ) jgs `'-._92____94____96____8__|_100____2_____4_____6_____8.-` -=[ lizard ]=- 12/98 \_(\_\ \\_ <`\\> )) jgs ( -=[ little birds ]=- 11/98 __ <- ) /( \ \_\_> jgs " " __ ( -> / )\ <_/_/ jgs " " -=[ ants ]=- 11/98 __ >>> (__)(_)()= >>> jgs __ >>> (__)(_)()= >>> -=[ bowling frames ]=- 11/98 _____________________________________________________________ |__1__|__2__|__3__|__4__|__5__|__6__|__7__|__8__|__9__|__10___| | |X| 8|/| 3|6| |X| 9|/| 8|/| |X| 9|/| 9|G| X|X|X| | 20 | 33 | 42 | 62 | 80 | 100 | 120 | 139 | 148 | 178 | '-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-------' ____________________________________________________________ |__1__|__2__|__3__|__4__|__5__|__6__|__7__|__8__|__9__|__10__| | |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_|_| | | | | | | | | | | | |_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|______| -=[ jgsfont #11 ]=- ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ _ _ _ _ / - \ | - > / _>| \| __>| __> / _>| | || | _ | | | | | | _ \| (_ | | || __>| __>| < \| || |< \| | |_|_| |___/ \___>|___/|___>|_| \___/|_|_||_| \___/ _ _ _ _____ _ _ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ | |/ /| | / \| \| |/ \| -_>/ \ | - > / __> | < | |_ | | | || \ || | || | | | | | \ \__ \ |_|\_\|___||_|_|_||_\__|\___/|_| \__\_>|_|\_\<___/ _____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ __ ____ |_ _|| | || | || || |< \/ >\ \/ /<_ / | | | | || | || | > < \ / / /_ |_| \___/ \_/ |_/\_|<_/\_> /_/ /____> __ ___ ___ _ _ ___ __ ___ ___ ___ ___ < | /_ )/_ \| | || __>/ /_ <__ |< - ><_- |/ \ | | / / _< <|_ |\__ \| _ \ / // | \ | || | | <___>|___>\___/ |_|<___/\___/ /_/ \___/ |_|\___/ _ _ _ ___ _ _ _ __ __ (_) (_) | | / _ \ _| |_ _____ / > < \ / _><_ \ _ _ \_/ \_>_/ <_ _> <_____> < < > >| (_ _) | (_) (_> (_) (_) |_| \_> <_/ \__><__/ __ __ _ _ ___ __ __ __ __ (_ \ / _) <\/> (_)/ / / _ \ <- > / \ \ \ / / )/ \( <_ _> / /_ |(_|/ /(>\ <_/\_> \ \ / / /_/(_) \___ \_\_> \_\ /_/ _ _ _ _ ___ ___ __ __ _ / )/ ) ( \( \ | _><_ | ) ) ( ( | | \( \( )/ )/ | |_ _| | < < > > |-| _____ _ _ |___><___| )_) (_( |_| |_____| (_) (_> -=[ mouse ]=- 10/98 .--. (\_/)/ _ \ (o.o) _( |____ jgs .- ".-`----'`"""") '--` -=[ man on toilet ]=- 10/98 () []_/< \-=\ jgs _)(/_ -=[ band-aid ]=- 10/98 ................... /::::::|""""|:::::::\ jgs \::::::|____|:::::::/ `"""""""""""""""""` -=[ boats ]=- 10/98 ,;:'`'::' __|| _____/LLLL\_ \__________"| ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ __T__I___...__7~ ,_ `"|-=||==|==|==| [_`'---...,____|"_||__|__|__|_ | `'---...__PHILOMENA D_______] jgs~^~-~^-^~^'----~^~---~---------~^---'`~^-^~~^-^~^ -=[ spiders ]=- 7/98 __ | / \ | // \\ \_\\ //_/ _\\()//_ .'/()\'. / // \\ \ jgs \\ // | \__/ | ___ __ __ / _/___ _ _ _\ |___ _ __ | / \ | \_ \ . \ \/ / . / ._\| `_/ \_\\ //_/ /___/ _/\ /\___\___\|_| .'/()\`. |_\ /_/ \ \ / / -=[ keys ]=- 8/98 __ /o \_____ \__/-="="` __ / o\ \_ / <| <| jgs <| ` -= [ cow ]=- 6/98 _ (.".) _ '-'/. .\'-' ( o o ) jgs `"-"` -=[ mouse ]=- 6/98 __QQ (_)_"> _) -=[ cats ]=- 6/98 /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) -=[ traffic ]=- 6/98 ________ h___ __ __ _____ ___ | | | L|_ _/ L\__ _| L\__ | L\_ _/ L\__ | |_| | '-o---o-' '-o---o-' '-O---O-' '=o----o-' '-OO----`OO----O-' ^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ design ]=- 6/98 .-. .-=-. .-. .-=-. .-. .-=-. .-. .-=-. .-. .-=-. .-. ( * -={{{*}}}=- * -={{{*}}}=- * -={{{*}}}=- * -={{{*}}}=- * -={{{*}}}=- * ) '-' '-=-' '-' '-=-' '-' '-=-' '-' '-=-' '-' '-=-' '-' -=[ underwear ]=- 5/98 .,.,.,.,.,.,. [_ _] | '-. .-' | \ \ / / jgs '.__\_/__.' -=[ train ]=- 5/98 ____.-==-, _______ _______ _______ _______ _..._ {"""""LILI|[" " "'"]['""'"""][''""''']["" """"][LI LI] ^#^#^#^#^/_OO====OO`'OO---OO''OO---OO''OO---OO''OO---OO`'OO-OO'^#^#^#^ ^^^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ bees ]=- 4/98 __ .' '. _/__) . . . (8|)_}}- . . . jgs `\__) '. . ' ' . . ' .' '. __ . . . (__\_ . . . -{{_(|8) jgs ' . . ' ' . . ' (__/` -=[ fish symbols ]=- 4/98 _....._ '. .-'` | `. ><---------|---) .' `-.,_ |_,' jgs ````` _....._ .' | `'-. / (---|--------->< '._| _,.-' \ jgs ````` _....._ .' `'-. / (- J-E-S-U-S ->< '._ _,.-' \ jgs ````` -=[ fire engine ]=- 4/98 _,..=xxxxxxxxxxxx, /L_Y.-"""""""""`,--n. .--'[=======]|L]J: []\ |/ _ ''_ " " ||[ -_ 4 | jgs '-(_)-(_)----'v'-(_)--' -=[ "Darwin" Fish ]=- 4/98 _....._ '. .-'` `. >< D A R W I N ) .' `-.,_ _,' jgs `L`L` _....._ .' `'-. .' ( D A R W I N >< '._ _,.-' '. jgs `J`J` -=[ snakes ]=- 3/98 _ `-) 8__/__ jgs (___) _ (-` "", \ jgs (____) .-""-. ((````)) .=. 8 \\ // /._.`- \.__))((_// jgs '--' '-' -=[ lady bug ]=- 3/98 _ .-. _ /o`\^/`o\ |o o | o o| \o _|_ o/ jgs `(@I@)` -=[ castle ]=- 3/98 _ |~ _ [_]--'--[_] |'|""`""|'| | | /^\ | | jgs |_|_|I|_|_| -=[ ship ]=- 4/98 ,:',:`,:' __||_||_||_||__ ____["""""""""""""""]____ \ " '''''''''''''''''''' \ ~~jgs~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~^~^~^^~~^~^ -=[ coffee cup ]=- 3/98 ,.----------. ((| | .--\ /--. '._ '========' _.' jgs `""""""""""""` -=[ jewel ]=- 3/98 _______ .'_/_|_\_'. \`\ | /`/ `\\ | //' jgs `\|/` -=[ sleeping cat ]=- 2/98 /\__ .--.----' - \ / ) \___/ | '------.___) jgs `---------` -=[ rooster ]=- 2/98 _ m ,`.\/'> (`\<_/` jgs `<< -=[ gingerbread boy ]=- 11/97 .-. _( " )_ (_ : _) / ' \ jgs (_/^\_) -=[ arrows ]=- 12/97 _ .-'` |___________________________////// `'-._| \\\\\\ >>>>>-----------------------> >>>>>>>_____________________\`-._ >>>>>>> /.-' -=[ Santa's Sleigh and Reindeer ]=- 12/97 __. .--, *-/___, ,-/___,-/___,-/___,-/___, _.-.=,{\/ _/ /`) `\ _ ),-/___,-/___,-/___,-/___, ) _..-'`-(`._(_.;` / /< \\=`\ _ )`\ _ )`\ _ )`\ _ )<`--''` (__\_________/___, /< <\ `'-,'(__.-' __< >_.--(.. ) =;` jgs `V-'`'\/`` -=[ cooked turkey ]=- 10/97 .---. /) .' `\/) / _ .'`/| jgs ,=( __\ (__/_/==, `==================` -=[ family ]=- 10/97 O ~O <|\ /|\ | ~o/ | \o ~o/ _o |\ /| |\ |\ /| |\ jgs / | / \ |// > / \ / > ~O /|\ ~o/ | \o ~o/ _o /| |\ |\ /| |\ jgs / \ |// > / \ / > -=[ bat- 5 lines ]=- 10/97 \--/ /`-' '-`\ / \ /.'|/\ /\|'.\ jgs \/ -=[ bats ]=- 10/97 (,_ ,_, _,) /|\`-._( )_.-'/|\ / | \`'-/ \-'`/ | \ / |_.'-.\ /.-'._| \ jgs /_.-' " `-._\ (,_ ,_, _,) /|\`-._( )_.-'/|\ / | \`-'/ \'-`/ | \ /__|.-'`-\ /-`'-.|__\ jgs ` " ` (,_ ,_, _,) /|\`-._( )_.-'/|\ / | \`-'/ \'-`/ | \ jgs /__|.-'`-\_/-`'-.|__\ -=[ hypodermic needle ]=- 10/97 . |___________________________________ |-----|- - -|''''|''''|''''|''''|''''|'##\|__ |- - | cc 6 5 4 3 2 1 ### __]==---------------------- |-----|________________________________##/| 'jgs |"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` -=[ hand bell ]=- 10/97 _ /\`--. |o-| )>=====o jgs \/.--' -=[ bread ]=- 10/97 _ __ _ __ ( `^` )) ( `^` )) | || | || | || | || jgs '-----'` '-----'` -=[ pigs ]=- 9/97 .-~~~~-. |\\_ @_/ / oo\_ | \ \ _(") \ /-| ||'--' jgs \_\ \_\\ _//|.-~~~~-, _/66 \ \_@ (")_ / / | '--'|| |-\ / jgs //_/ /_/ -=[ 4 line bat ]=- 9/97 _ ,_, _ / `'=) (='` \ /.-.-.\ /.-.-.\ jgs ` " ` -=[ 4 line owl ]=- 9/97 ,_, )v( \_/ jgs ==="=== -=[ dolphin ]=- 9/97 ;'-. `;-._ ) '---.._ > `-.__.-' `'.__ /_.-'-._ _, ^ ---) jgs ` `'------/_.'----``` -=[ tiny motorcycle ]=- 9/97 _ .-.-.=\-. jgs (_)=='(_) -=[ dominoes ]=- 9/97 ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ |o o| |ooo|ooo||ooo|o o||o o|o o| |o_o| ___ ___ ___|ooo|ooo||ooo|o_o||o_o|_o_|___ |o ||o |o ||o |ooo| |o o|o | |__o||__o|__o||__o|ooo| jgs |_o_|__o| -=[ tiny yin-yangs ]=- 9/97 __ /.)\ jgs \(./ __ /.)\ jgs \(@/ -=[ 4 line bats ]=- 9/97 _ ,_, _ / `'=) (='` \ /.-.-.\ /.-.-.\ jgs ` " ` (_ ,_, _) / `'--) (--'` \ / _,-'\_/'-,_ \ jgs /.-' " '-.\ -=[ worms/snakes ]=- 7/97 __ (\ .-. .-. /_") \\_//^\\_//^\\_// jgs `"` `"` `"` __ (\ .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. /_") \\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_// jgs `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` __ ("_\ .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. /) \\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_// jgs `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` -=[ Tigger Hug ]=- 3/97 __ _ ."--". _ (_:/ oo \:_) /\, _(`()`)_ ,/\ \ `~~~,(`""`),~~~` / jgs `'---|/`""`\|---'` * .sig-size Calvin & Hobbes * 11/96 ._,_, ,/'`'=. ().-=-.() c _','| |=. .=| jgs \\_// ( _0_ ) `"` `"""""` >> dolphin (tiny) << 10/96 , __)\_ (\_.-' a`-. jgs (/~~````(/~^^` -=[ dolphin ]=- 12/96 , __)\___ _.-' .`-. jgs .'/~~```"~z/~'"` ^^ -=[ small shark ]=- 12/96 , -, )\______) \___ jgs /.-.,_ )) a`. ` "'/ /----""` "` -=[ fish ]=- \ ' /\ o >=)'> \/ jgs / -=[ seahorse ]=- 7/97 ,_ /.\ {>) ` jgs `((_, `"` >> birds << 10/96 _ _ \. _(9> <6)_ ,/ jgs \==_) (_==/ jgs -'= ='- -=[ more birds ]=- 12/96 _ _ <')_,/ <') ,/ (_==/ (_==/ jgs ='- ='- -=[ little bird -- penguin? ]=- 3/97 .-. ( (9> / )\ ,/_/_/ jgs -"= -=[ chickens ]=- 12/96 (\ }\ (\ }\ (\ }\ ( \_('> ( \_('> ( \_('> (__(=_) (__(=_) (__(=_) jgs -"= -"= -"= -=[ ducks ]=- 12/96 _ _ _ _ _ >(')____, >(')____, >(')____, >(')____, >(') ___, (` =~~/ (` =~~/ (` =~~/ (` =~~/ (` =~~/ jgs~^~^`---'~^~^~^`---'~^~^~^`---'~^~^~^`---'~^~^~^`---'~^~^~ -= [ duck ]=- 3/97 ,-. , ( {o\ {`"=,___) (`~ \ ,_.- ) jgs ~^~^~^`- ~^ ~^ '~^~^~^~ ** owl-1 ** 10/96 ,___, (9v9) (_^((\ jgs^^^"^" \\^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ** owl-2 ** 10/96 ,___, (6v6) (_^(_\ jgs^^^"^" \\^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ owl ]=- 2/97 (\___/) (o\ /o) /|:.V.:|\ jgs \\:::::// -----`"" ""`----- * pigs * 11/96 __,___@ [_'^ ) `//-\\ ^^ ^^ @___,__ jgs ( ^'_] //-\\' ^^ ^^ @@ A Herd of Sheep - Who's the Black Sheep in the Family? @@ 11/96 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(")- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- `(___) `(___) `(___) `%%%%% `(___) `(___) `(___) `(___) jgs // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ -=[ ant ]=- 12/96 \_/ '-0-' --0-- .-0-. -=[ ant ]=- 4/97 \O/ '-O-' /o\ ^ ** small bee ** 10/96 _ /_/_ .'''. =O(_)))) ...' `. jgs \_\ `. .''' `..' -=[ small butterfly ]=- 3/97 , , { \w/ } `>!<` jgs (/^\) ' ' ** caterpillar ** 10/96 \_/-.--.--.--.--.--. (")__)__)__)__)__)__) jgs ^ "" "" "" "" "" "" ** centipede ** 10/96 . . ) ( _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _(.--.) {{ { { { { { { { { { { ( '_') jgs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>`--'> -=[ worms/snake ]=- 7/97 __ (\ .-. .-. /_") \\_//^\\_//^\\_// jgs `"` `"` `"` -=[ fly ]=- 2/97 ._q0p_. '=(_)=' / V \ jgs (_/^\_) ~a grasshopper~ 8/96 /\ ,, /\OOOO()= jgs ` `` -=[ tiny ladybug ]=- 12/96 .W. (o|o) jgs `'` -=[ little spider ]=- 2/97 ( ) _/ _({_})_ jgs /(o)\ -=[ midges or mosquitos ]=- 6/97 ,_,___, , _0/\|\_/ `--' jgs .-' ` `-.___, -=[ cat lapping out of bowl ]=- 1/97 |\=/|.-"""-. /6 6\ \ =\_Y_/= (_ ;\ jgs _U//_/-/__/// /kit\ (( @@ cat @@ 11/96 \ /\ ) ( ') ( / ) jgs \(__)| -= [ scot terriers ]=- 2/97 |\_/| |q p| /} ( 0 )"""\ |"^"` | jgs ||_/=\\__| |\_/| |d b| /} w/bone in mouth... ( 0 )"""\' 8===8 | jgs ||_/=\\__| -=[ cocker spaniel puppies ]=- 2/97 .-"-. /|6 6|\ {/(_0_)\} _/ ^ \_ jgs (/_/^\_\)-' .-"-. /|6 6|\ {/(_0_)\} _/=o=\_ jgs (/_/^\_\)-' -=[ dog ]=- 1/97 (4 lines:) __ (___()'`; /, /` jgs \\"--\\ (5 lines:) __ ()'`; /\|` / | jgs (/_)_|_ -=[ weiner dog ]=- 12/96 .-. (___________________________()6 `-, ( ______________________ /''"` jgs //\\ //\\ "" "" "" "" -=[4 line dog]=- 12/96 _.-. '( ^{_} ( `~\`-----'\ )_)---)_)jgs -=[ dog ]=- .-._ ) {_}^ )' /`----------`/~` jgs (_(--------(_( -=[ dog with dog dish ]=- 6/97 , /-. ((___/ __> / } \ .--.( ___ jgs \\ \\ /___\ -=[ dead dog ]=- 8/97 ."-. /X | _o.----. _ /\_ \/ / __ \_// ) jgs \__)-/_/\_____)____/ ** little bunny rabbits ** 10/96 \\ \\_ (_) / ) jgs o( )_\_ \\ \\_ (') jgs / )= o( )_ * tiny rabbit* 11/96 \\ \\_ .---(') jgs o( )_-\_ * rabbits * 11/96 (shhh, don't tell anyone you saw this here!) \\ \\_ \\ (') \\_ jgs / )=.---(') o( )o( )_-\_ -=[bunnies and more bunnies and more bunnnies]=- 12/96 \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ -=[ ferret ]=- 6/97 ,____ (\=-, \ "=.`'-.______/ /^ `-._.-"(=====' / \<'--\( jgs ^^ ^^ -=[ mice ]=- 5/97 (`-()_.-=-. /66 , , \ =(o_/=//_( /======` jgs ~"` ~"~~` _ _ .-"-._( ) ) / , , 66\ `======\ )_\\=\_o)= jgs `~~"~ `" -=[ small mice ]=- 2/97 _ (c).-. jgs .-" , _( )____) _ .-.(c) jgs (_____( ) , "-. `~ ~""` -=[ mouse ]=- 12/96 _ __ (,).-" ". jgs /', _ ( )________, `^'"` """"'` ~ attempts at a one-line mouse ~ 9/96 <'`,,-,,)----- ---(___C'> _____(,__,c'> ___(m-mC'> ~ some rats... or mice ~ _()______ /_'_/ / `\ , /'---\___/~~~~~~~~~~~~ jgs ~ ~~ ()-() \"/ jgs ` ()-().----. . \"/` ___ ;________.' jgs ` ^^ ^^ _ __ (_)/ \ <'_, ____)~~~~~~~ jgs ^^ ^^ ____()() / @@ `~~~~~\_;m__m._>o jgs ___ _ _ .-' '-. (.)(.)/ \ jgs /@@ ; o_\\-mm-......-mm`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` @@ gecko/skink @@ 11/96 _ : ` _..-=-=-=-.._.--. `-._ ___,..-'" -~~` __') jgs `'"---'"`>>"'~~"~"~~>>'` =====================```========```======== @@ tiny turtle @@ 11/96 _ .----. (_\/ \_, jgs 'uu----uu~' -=[ turtle ]=- 4/97 .==. __/-^-^\ (' )^-^-^\) jgs `^UU^^UU^ -=[ turtle ]=- 5/97 ,-"""-. 66._/ \___/ \ (____)_/___\__\_) jgs /_// \\_\ .-""""-, / \____/ \_.99 (_/__/____\_(____) jgs //_// \\_\ -=[ frog ]=- 8/97 ()-() .-(___)-. _< >_ jgs \/ \/ @@ bat @@ 11/96 =, (\_/) ,= /`-'--(")--'-'\ jgs / (___) \ /.-.-./ " " \.-.-.\ -=[ teddy bears - 4 lines ]=- 1/97 ()=() ()-() ()=() ()-() ('Y') (':') (^;^) ('&') q . p d . b C C c . c jgs ()_() ()_() ()_() ()=() -=[ shrew ]=- 12/96 _,____ c--. /` \ ` _^_\ jgs`~~~\ _/---'\\ ^ `~~~ ~~ .--p_____,_ /_^_ ` / `\ jgs ^ //'---\_ /~~~ ~~ ~~~` -=[ snails ]=- 3/97 oo .--. oo .--. oo .--. jgs \\(____)_ \\(____)_ \\(____)_ `~~~~~~~` `~~~~~~~` `~~~~~~~` ** squirrel ** 10/96 __ (\_ (_ \ ( '> ) \/_)= jgs (_(_ )_ -=[ Loch Nessie ]=- 5/97 /'-\ .-=-. / " \ _ .-'-. .' _ '. | .-\oo) ( \ / .-. \ / .' '. \ / | ~jgs^~`~^~`~^~`~^~`~^~^~`^~^~`^~^~^~^~^~` _ _ _a_a _ _ _{.`=`.}_ {/ ''\_ _ {.`'`.} {.' _ '.} {| ._oo) { \ {/ .-. \} {/ .' '. \} {/ | ~jgs^~`~^~`~^~`~^~`~^~^~`^~^~`^~^~^~^~^~^~`^~~` -=[ sunrise/sunset ]=- 12/96 _\/_ | _\/_ /o\\ \ / //o\ | .-'-. | _|_______ -- / \ -- ______|__ jgs `~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~` ,\//,.\//\/. ,\/, ,\/.//, ,~ //o\\/o//o\\ ,.,., //o\ /o\\o\\ |\ | | | /###/#\ | | | /| \ | | | |' '|:| |`=.='| | /_|__\ jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^""""""""""~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ @@ Signs of the Zodiac @@ 11/96 (c)jgs .-. .-. (_ \ / _) Aries- The Ram | | . . '.___.' Taurus- The Bull .' `. : : : : `.___.' ._____. | | Gemini- The Twins | | _|_|_ ' ' .--. / _`. Cancer- The Crab (_) ( ) '. / `--' .--. ( ) Leo- The Lion (_) / (_, _ ' `:--.--. | | |_ Virgo- The Virgin | | | ) | | |/ (J __ ___.' '.___ Libra- The Balance ____________ _ ' `:--.--. | | | Scorpius- The Scorpion | | | | | | .., `---': ... .': Sagittarius- The Archer .' `..' .'`. _ \ /_) Capricorn- The Goat \ /`. \ / ; \/ __.' .-"-._.-"-._.- Aquarius- The Water Bearer .-"-._.-"-._.- `-. .-' Pisces- The Fishes : : --:--:-- : : .-' `-. -=[ tiny angels ]=- 11/96 _ _ (\o/) {\o/} jgs /_\ /_\ -=[ 5 line devil ]=- 12/96 (_)L|J ) (") | ( ,(. A `/ \-| (,`) )' (' \/\ / | ) (. jgs (' ),). _W_ | (,)' ) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ L|J(_) ) | (") ( ,(. |`/ \- y (,`) )' (' | \ /\/ ) (. jgs (' ),) | _W_ (,)' ). -=[ rosary ]=- 3/97 jgs .-@@@@@@@@@@-@-@@@@@@@@@@-@-@@@@@, .< @ .-@-@@@-@' `--@@@@@@@@@@-@-@@@@@@@@@@-@-@@@@` -|- | ~FACES~ ~~~; ;~~~ _/@@ ' ' @@\_ (_ .C C _) ""::' \<>/ jgs '' `' -=[ man's face ]=- _////// // o o \ ( 7 ) jgs \ '=' / '---' -=[ face ]=- 4/97 ,@@@@@@, ,@@@@@""@@, @@@@@ 6.6\@ @@@C _-_)@ '@@@) (@@' * eye * 11/96 _..._ .' .-. '. jgs ( ( o ) ) `._'-'_.' ``` -=[ I see you! ]=- 12/96 _....,_ _,...._ _.-` _,..,_'. .'_,..,_ `-._ _,-`/ o \ '. .' / o \`-,_ jgs '-.\___/.-` `-.\___/.-' -=[ sleepy eyes ]=- 6/97 / \ / \ /_________\ /_________\ \~ () ~/ \~ () ~/ \ '-==-'/ \'-==-' / jgs '.___.' '.___.' /______\ /______\ (~ o ~) (~ o ~) \ '-=-'/ \'-=-' / jgs '.__.' '.__.' -=[ pointing finger ]=- 4/97 _____________ (_________ _.'``''-.... (___.-' _, (_(_.-' ` jgs (__)__,-"``'----- _____________ ....-''``'._ _________) ,_ '-.___) `'-._)_) jgs -----'``"-,__(__) -=[ footprints ]=- 1/97 oOOO() ()OOOo / _) (_ \ | ( ) | jgs \__) (__/ ** lips ** 10/96 .. .. .' ` `. .'_.-...-._`. `. .' jgs `-...-' -=[ tiny skull and crossbones ]=- 1/97 .-. (0.0) '=.|m|.=' jgs .='`"``=. -=[ long bone ]=- 3/97 _ _ (_'----------------------------------'_) jgs (_.==================================._) * bone * 11/96 .-. .-. ( `-._________.-' ) >= _______ =< jgs ( ,-'` `'-, ) `-' `-' -=[ four leaf clover ]=- 5/97 .-.-. (_\|/_) ( /|\ ) __ jgs '-'-'`-.__.-' `- -=[ bananas ]=- 7/97 _ _ \'-_,# _\'--','`| \`---` / jgs `----'` -=[ watermelon ]=- 7/97 _____________ |\ , , , , , /| \\ ` ' ` ' // \'._____.'/ jgs `'-----'` -=[ tiny church ]=- 12/96 + A_ /\-\ jgs _||"|_ ~^~^~^~^ -=[ small barn ]=- 1/97 x .-. _______| |=|/ / \ | |_____|_""_| jgs |_|_[X]_|____| -=[ bus ]=- 5/97 .----------------. |_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I]___ .::. | _ : ; _ ) jgs ':::'' ='-(_)----------=-(_)-' -=[ School bus ]=- 5/97 .----------------. |_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I]___ .::. | _ SCHOOL : ; _ ) jgs ':::'' ='-(_)----------=-(_)-' -=[ ruler ]=- 7/97 _____________________________________ |""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|"| | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 | jgs '-------------------------------------' -=[ hammer ]=- 7/97 , /( ___________ | >:===========` )( jgs "" -=[ fireworks ]=- 7/97 ( __________ )\ / /\______{,} jgs \_________\/ -=[ convertible ]=- 12/96 _ , __ __ __ __ __ -- -,_/\\_~0_\ ___ __ __ __ -- / ___ \- `___`"-, --- `"-( @ )----( @ )---` jgs '-' '-' -=[ small vehicles ]=- 2/97 .--. .-' `--. jgs '-()---()--' _____ _____|LI|_\\__ [ _ [^ _ `) jgs `"""(_)"""""(_)~ __, __.-"-.__// _.-'~` / jgs '---(_)----(_)-' -=[ truck ]=- 3/97 .--------.__ |::::::::|[_I___, |_.-.____I__.-~;| jgs `(_)--------(_)" -=[ truck/van ]=- 6/97 .-------.___ | ||||| |[_o\_ | ^^^^^ |- ` ) jgs '-()------()-' -=[ Volkswagen Beatle ]=- 6/97 ___ /___\ ." | ". (o_|_o) jgs u u -=[ small sailboat ]=- 2/97 ,~ |\ /| \ ~^~ ^~ /_|__\~^~ ~^~ ~^~^ ~ '======' ~^ ~^~ -=[ canoeing ]=- 8/97 O__, O__, /'._|\/______|\_/.'\ \ / / jgs~^~^~^~^^`~^~^~^~^~~^~^~^~^~^~^ -=[ tiny bicycle - 2 lines ]=- 1/97 _f_,_ jgs (_)`(_) -=[ tiny bicycle ]=- f_, jgs ()\() -=[ bicycle ]=- 4 lines 6/97 == __\ __.-"\---|__ / \\_@\-'/ \ jgs \__/ \__/ -=[ T'ANKS ]=- 2/97 _ _ _ _ _ _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== _[_]=== jgs (_____) (_____) (_____) (_____) (_____) ** pencil ** 10/96 .-----,,----------------------------------------,_ : ||---------------------------------------< `-._ : ||----------------------------------------> _D jgs : ||---------------------------------------< _.-' `-----``----------------------------------------' * 5-line candle * 11/96 ) (_) |`| | | _() jgs \_|_|_/` -=[ belt ]=- 4/97 .-------------------------------. /(_____,_________________________)\ | / . .__||] . . . . . | jgs \_____\______||]__________________/ -=[ shoes ]=- 4/97 ____ ___ ) =\ =\ / =\ =\ \ `-._`-._ jgs )__(`\____)___) -=[ underpants ]=- 7/97 .--------------. \-. .-/ \ \ / / jgs \ \ / / `-'--'-` -=[ bra ]=- 7/97 )\_ _/( jgs --=(__/^\__)==- -=[ shoes ]=- 7/97 ,___ ,__ ) `\ `\ ( _ '-._'-._ jgs )_( \____)___) -=[ musical notes ]=- 7/97 _, .-'_| , _| (_| _|\ (_| (_| -=[ crown ]=- 6/97 _.+._ (^\/^\/^) \@*@*@/ jgs {_____} -=[ kid's toys ]=- 3/97 .--. _ /____\ ,_(')< [B] \~~~~/ jgs \___) [A][C] '--' ~scissors~ (early art!) O./ O'\ jgs -=[ scissors ]=- 4/97 __ (__) _,.-~> __`~~>_.-~` jgs (__)~` `~-.> -=[ safety pin ]=- 1/97 ________ jgs (c_{____() -=[ chainsaw ]=- 8/97 .-----. /::::::|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. |():::::| . . . . . . . . .} \::::::| .' jgs '-----'^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ batteries ]=- 4/97 .-==============-. .-==============-. | EVEREADY | | DURACELL | (|+ -| (|+ -| | | | | jgs '-===============' '-==============-' -=[ poof! ]=- 1/97 .( * . .* . ) . . . POOF .* . '* . ( .) ' ` ( . * -=[ fork ]=- ________ .==== jgs [________>< :=== '==== -=[ knife ]=- ________ ___,,,,,,, jgs [________>__________\ -=[ spoon ]=- ________ .==. jgs [________>c((_ ) '==' -=[ ball and chain ]=- 7/97 __ /` `\ ___ | | [___]>=-=-=-=-=' \____/ jgs -=[ birthday cake ]=- 2/97 66666 __|||||__ H A P P Y {._._._._.} B I R T H D A Y ! jgs __{._._._._.}__ `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` -=[ small birthday cake ]=- 3/97 ,,,,, _|||||_ {~*~*~*~} __{*~*~*~*}__ jgs `-------------` -=[ mugs of root(?) beer ]=- 3/97 .:. .:. .:. _oOoOo _oOoOo oOoOo_ [_||||| [_||||| |||||_] ||||| ||||| ||||| jgs ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ -=[ three peas in a pod]=- 5/97 ___________ _.'`.---------.`'-._ `'-. : (")(")(") : _.'~` jgs '-'---------'-' -=[ pretzel ]=- 4/97 _ _ ( `X` ) \/ \/ jgs `-` -=[ small light bulb ]=- 7/97 : '. _ .' -= (~) =- .' # '. * tiny computer- 4 line * 11/96 _ |-| __ jgs |=| [Ll] "^" ====`o _ __ |-| jgs [Ll] |=| ====`o"^" * 5 line computer * 11/96 ____ ||""|| ||__|| jgs [ -=.]`) ====== 0 -=[ person sitting at computer - 5 liness ]=- 12/96 _ ~0 (_| |(_~|^~~| TT/_ T"T jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ cyber communication ]=- 7/97 _ _ ~0 (_| . - ' - . _ . - ' - . _ . - ' - . |_) O |(_~|^~~| |~~^|~_)| TT/_ T"T T"T _\HH jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ surfer ]=- . } ~ .__,~O ` ~ _ ~ ^ ~ - `}` - = /#/`-' - ~ = ~ _ ~ ~ . } ~ - |^\ _ ~ _ - ~ -_ = _ }` _____ /_ /____ - ~ _ ~ _ jgs }` `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`_ = _ ~ - -=[ football ]=- 12/96 _____ .-"/-/-/"-. ( ) jgs '._ _.' `"""` _.-=""=-._ .'\\-++++-//'. jgs ( || || ) '.// \\.' `'-=..=-'` -=[ soccer ]=- 5/97 - \O , .-.___ - /\ O/ /xx\XXX\ - __/\ ` /\ |xx|XXX| ` \, () ` << |xx|XXX| jgs^^^^^^^^`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ** Hockey Player ** 10/96 O /\\> _/ < \ = ' ` -=[ Eight Ball and Billiard Cue ]=- 5/97 .-"""-. / _ \ ___ | (8) | /\````````````"""""""\\\""====---.......,,,,,________ \ ^ / jgs \//__________________///__________________)))________)) '-...-' -=[ a dart ]=- 3/97 ____ \___\_.:::::::.___ jgs /___/ ':::::::' -=[ arrows ]=- 3/97 _.-"/______________________///// jgs `'-.\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\\\\ \\\\\_____________________\"-._ jgs /////~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/.-' -=[ small glasses ]=- \~~~/ ' . \_/ \~~~/ | \_/ __|__ | jgs __|__ -=[ rose ]=- \_| __ \_/__\ .--=='/~\ ____,__/__,_____,______)/ /{~}}} -,------,----,-----,---,\'--' {{~}} jgs '--==.\}/ -=[ 5 line rose ]=- 9/97 ';. .---., \ {}-.__,>=======;================== `----' ,/ jgs .;' -=[ "Hershey" kisses ]=- 2/97 ) ( ( ) ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ( /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ jgs (_K_) (_I_) (_S_) (_S_) (_E_) (_S_) -=[ A Wimpy Shamrock ]=- 1/97 _ (_) (_)_) jgs T -= [ Erin go "Braughless" ! ]=- _____// \\_____ " ----( `\/` )----" jgs `~``~` ~ a yucky bug ~ 9/96 \\\ .---. /// (:::::)(_)(): `---' \\\ jgs /// @@ cooked turkey @@ 11/96 ( ___ .-'_ =\ jgs c=<___\-_) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ -=[ turkey ]=- _ ( ) _ (_` )_('> (__,~_)8 jgs _YY_ @@ tiny snowman @@ 11/96 _[_]_ (") `--( : )--' ( : ) jgs ""`-...-'"" -=[ more birds ]=- ___ ___ ___ ___ ('v') ('v') ('v') ('v') (( )) (( )) (( )) (( )) jgs -/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"-- -=[ five rings ]=- .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) jgs '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' * Congratulatory Cigars * 11/96 ____________________________________________________ / | | | ___ __ | | / .-. \ / _/_ ) , _, /__) _ / | | \ '-' / _/_ (_ _/_) (_(_ /__) (_) (_/ . | jgs\___|_|_|_______________________________,__/_________| ____________________________________________________ / | | | ___ __ | | / .-. \ / _/_ ) , _, /__ ',_ / / | | \ '-' / _/_ (_ _/_) (_(_ (__) / / (_ . | jgs\___|_|_|____________________________________________| -=[ toilets ]=- 6/97 _ [_]| | ||.==. |_ ``""`) jgs _) (_ O | /| |_(__\ \ )\ jgs )( /_ -=[ cigarette ]=- ) ( _ ___________ ) [_[___________# -=[ ring ]=- 6/97 ____ __ /\../\ __ (__|>: :<|__) jgs \/''\/ ^^^^ -=[ frying pan ]=- 6/97 _____________ ______________ (_,---------.(`______________`) \ / jgs `-------------' -=[ raspberry ]=- 6/97 .\V/, ()_()_) (.(_)()_) (_(_).)' jgs `'"'` -=[ angels ]=- 6/97 == <^\()/^> \/ \/ jgs / \ `''` == == "we are each of us angels <^\()/\()/^> with but one wing, \/ \/ \/ and can only fly by / \/ \ embracing each other" jgs `""``""` -=[ fireman ]=- 6/97 ( ..:::[=--. /o\ _ ) .:::'' \ (")\ /_\ (,`):::,(. `/:\ I I ) (. )' (' |:|`\ ,={_O_} jgs (,)' ). (' ),) _/^|_ -.__.' | | -=[ woman ]=- 6/97 .=. //"\\ (/6 6\) )\ = /( jgs (_ ) ( _) -=[ genie's lamp ]=- 7/97 {} _, ___/__\_// (_\_ _/ -' `)(` jgs ~""~ -=[ 5 lines ]=- 6/97 \ ' / ~, .-. ^^ /| -= ( ) =- ^^ ~^~ /_|\ ^~~-~^~^~-=~=~=-~^~^~^-~^~^~^~ jgs~^~ ~^~^ ~-~^~~-~^~^~-=^~~^-~^~^~^-~^~^~^~ -=[ 4 lines ]=- 6/97 -- ~, ^^ | "The sun setting /| ^^ \ _ / is no less / |\ -= ( ) =- beautiful than ~^~ ^ ^~^~ ~^~ ~=====^~^~-~^~~^~^-=~=~=-~^~^~^~ the sun rising." -=[ Peace signs ]=- 8/97 .-|-. / | \ 5 ; /|\ ; \/ | \/ '---' .-. 4 /` | `\ \ /|\ / `'-'` -=[ watch ]=- 8/97 .-I---------.="=.------------. <==I ( > ) - - - - > jgs '-I---------'=,='------------' .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/cows9106_3.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/cows9106_3.htm ...:::/// THE RETURN OF THE COWS \\\:::... Part 3 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS! ________________________ (__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo) ( We're back! ) /-------\/ --'\________________________/ * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! * / | || * ||----|| Edited by David A. Bader ^^ ^^ Cow = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = _______________________ |^^^^| ( Dammit, Jim, I'm a ) | | ( doctor, not a butcher!) @| Oo (---------------------)) (MM) | ._> (__) ) (oo) \ / (oo) /-------\/ /--------- /-------\/ / | || / | || / I * II * ||----|| * ||-----|| * II----II ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowabunga! Bart Simpcow Dr. Bones McCow ________________ (__) // (__)(__)||(__)\\ (oo) // (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\ /-------\/ // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\ / //____\\ / ============||=======\\ * // \\ (| |- ||- ||) |________|_____||________||/ *********** \-( O )----------( O )--/ **** *** --- --- *** * ****o Cowpool ****** *** *** * (__) *** *** (oo) ****** /-------\/___()~ / | || Cow jumping over the moon * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow smoking a pipe o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o (__) o o o o o o (oo) o o o o o o /-------\/___() o o o o / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe * * * o @ ~ * * * * , o * * * (__) * * * . * o (oo) * * ) . * /-------\/ * -(*)- ~ @ * / | || ( * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow star-gazing | \|/ ----*---- /|\ | (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow wishing upon a star ________ _______ (__) / \ (__) / \ (oo) ( Squeak!! ) (oo) ( !oMo! ) /-------\/ --'\________/ /-------\/ --'\_______/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ A Cow-mon Dyslexic Mistake Cow @@@@@ @@\0 0/@@ (o o) ___________________________ ** |U| ** / / / / ***( )*** / /__________/ / // \ / \\ / / // *** \\ / / ******* / / *********** / / *************** / 3.5" 135tpi / ******************* /__________________________/ ********************* ********************* Cow Stored as Binary Information. Cow Belle (___) (___) (___)(___) (o o) * (o o) (o o)(o o) /------\ / (__) \_(--) /------\ / \ /-----\ / ____O (oo) / (**)\ / (__)_O O___ \ ( )/----\----\/ ( / \/\ ) ( )(oo)--\---/--/( ) /\oo===| / ~ || \\ / /\oo==@/|| ~ \~ |===oo/\ | || ||~-----|| |||~~|| | || ||-----~|| || | * || || || ||| || * || || || || * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cows at a garden party * (__) . \ (oo) .' ...\------\/ '. (__) (__) . (__) || (__) (oo) (oo) . (oo)----|| (oo) /-------\/ /------\ / /-------\/ ^^/-------\/ / | || / | |\/ / | || \| || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| *><---->< ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow feeling Cow feeling Cow feeling pissed off pissed on pissed (__) * (__) * (__) ( ) (oo) \ (oo) \ (OO) ( ) /-------\/ ..\-------\/ \-------\/ ( ( ) / | || . | || / \\ ( ) ) * ||W---|| . ||----|| //------\\ ( ) ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow about to Cow giving Cow who's just Cloud of dust where give milk U.H.T. milk seen a McDonalds same cow was before (__) (__) s * )__( (oo) (@@) s / (oo) /-------\/ /-------\=== (__) \--___--\/ / | || / | || /------(xx) | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * \ /\/ /\----/ \ WWWWWWWWWWWWW ^^ ^^ ===----==== ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow standing in Cow SMOKING Dead cow Mad Cow long grass grass (__) (__) (___) * (___) (00) (oo) (@ @) \ (* *) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\ / \-------\ / / | || / | || / | |O | |O * ||----|| * ||O---|| * ||O---|| ||@>--|| ^^ ^^ [__]. ^^ [__]. ^^ ^^ ^^ Norwegian cow Calf having Calf making Same bull after drink mistake calf went away (__) * (__) (__) (__) (DD) \ (xx) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \-------\/ /-',',', \/ /-------\/ / | || | || ./,|',',',',' / | (+) || * ||----|| ||----|| |''''''| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^ Cow watching Cow having a Jersey Cow The "bummer of above bull sexual fantasy a birthmark" Cow (with due accowlades to Gary Larson -\ /- (The Far Side)) '\/' (oo) _________ /------- \/ | \ /| ./ | , | - -X- - | |------| |/______\_| --|------|---------|------- /---------------------------\ / __ \\ // / \ __ \\\ /// / \ \\\\ Highland Cow ________ \ |########| \ |########| \ --------\ \ (__) | \ (oo) | \ ______________________ \/ | | | /+++\ o | | /+++++\ | ____ | ~ #/##\#~ \ | / To | | / ii \ \ | \ W.C.| | ~~ ~~ \ | ---- | \ | | \ | | In"cow"tinent \|------------------------ (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ A well adjust(1)ed Cow (__) (oo) ^^ ^^ /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow >ysP -"JlAe B x A compress(1)ed Cow awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files] An awk(1)ward Cow begin 644 cow M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\ ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H* end uuencoded cow __ _|__|_ (oo) /-------\/ / |===w=||_|OO ... .... (bullets,where w=gun) * ||----| ^^ ^ this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where the hell is the horse then ?', let me inform u that it too needs recreation and has gone to play man-shoes !! ___________________________ | | (__) \ | | (oo) | | | /-------\/ \____ Cow'ndom | | / | || ____) Use it to prevent AIDS | | * ||----|| / | | ~~ ~~ | | |___________________________/ /----------------------------------------------------------------------- |[] ________ ________ ------ ________ ________ ________ ------ __ / | (oo) | | (oo)| |[][]| |(oo) | |oo)(oo| |(oo) | |[][]| | | | _\/__| |___\/_| |[][]| |_\/___| |\/__\/| |_\/___| |[][]| |_ |--------------------------| |--------------------------------| |---- | | | | | +---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======---- Cow-st liner _-_ (__) [ ] (oo) /-_- \/-------/ || | ||----|| ~~ ~~ (__) * (oo) /-------\/ ~~____________________________________________ / | // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| * ||------+ ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|| ~~ ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| _-_ [ ] (__) -_-\ ( ) \-------- | || ||----|| ~~ ~~ Andrei Ag-cow-si (__)___________________________________________________________(__) (oo) (oo) \/_____________________________________________________________\/ Cowaxial Cable (__) (__) ( V V ) (oo) (>O O<) /-------\/ ( A A ) / | || /-------\/ * ||----|| / | || | \ | \ * ||----|| V> V> V> V> ^^ ^^ Tammy Fae Baker's cow Imelda Marcos' cow ++ ++ +||---||+ (__) | 1 2 3 | (__) (oo)O | 4 5 6 | (oo) /-------\/o/ | 7 8 9 | /-------\/__ / | |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # | / | |__\/ \~~~~~~~/ * ||----| +-------+ * ||----| \_____/ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ Cattle call Cow punch (__) / _ (oo) / / \ -\/-/ | + | /\__/_| (___) |___| / / (o o) (o o) | / /_______\ / /-------\ / \ _ / / |-,---||O / | ||O | | * || || * ||,---|| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Ripken Bullemic Papal Bull ___ ___ \ \ \ \ (___) ___\__\__\__\__ (o o) | O O O O O O| --\ /----+-------------+-------/ | O / \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Steerage ___________________ ___ ( I MOO-ON MY WAY ) _|___|_ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ v v ( uu| ' / (___) \ /\_c| | (o o) | / \ C#=}~| \_\ /_/ | ) \ (___) _____ | O | | | o | (- -) / zzz | | | \ | | | /-------\ / ---<______/ /~~~\ [_] o ] / | ||O / \ | / \| * ||,---|| ~~|~~|~ L_/ | ^^ ^^ | | || || Bulldozer \ \ || || ID ID Le Bullet Russe Dick Tracy's Cow | ================================== | = = | = _____ = | = ______ / \ = | = / \ | \ = | = / ||\ (__) = |## (__) m m = (__) __ || \ (oo) = | ## (oo) / / = (oo) / \||(__) \/ = | ## |\/ / / = \/ (__) ||(oo) = | ## | / / m m = (oo) || \/ = | ## \ \ / / = \/ || = | ## \ / / = || = | ## \ / / = || = | ## \-- = || = | ## | = || = | ## --* = || = |____________##_______________ = || = ## = || = ## = = ## = cow-cow nut = ## = = ## = = ## ================================== ## ## ## ## Cow-sine wave Cow tipping: Step 1. Step 2. (__) (--) /-------\/ O--------O_ / | || /| :: |_) * ||w---|| * O--------O ~~ ~~ * (__) ________ * * (oo) ====________| * * /-------\/ /\ / | || / \ * * ||----|| / \ ~~ ~~ / \ A Cowsmologist \ / _ /\ ` `_______ ` ` /\/______\/ / \ `/_/_|_\_\ ` | (__) /(`')\ ` |(__) ` *---|______(^^) /-------\/ ` |(oo) ` \/ / | || ` ` J \/ ` * ||----|| Cowt-of-order ~~ ~~ Cow in Bergen, Norway (Me-cow-nical failure) Cowloon (Rains 300+ days a year) (___) ________ .____ (o o) / \ ) / \ / --| UGGGGH! | / || O \________/ / / || / / || /_____/__, || *------'---------' ~~ Sitting Bull Bull's Eye _________________________ (___) / ...The President then \ (o o) / had to take into serious \ /-------\ / ----| consideration what implica- | / | ||O \ tions it would have for.../ * ||,---|| \_________________________/ ~~ ~~ Bull-etin from the White House. ________________________________________________ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ %% %% %% %% || || || || || || || || || || _ (_) \o/ || || || || /|_|(_) | || || ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____ The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to vicious beasts... _ | \ (___) | \ (__) (__) (~ ) *----|---------------(oo) (oo) (o o) | ______ |\/ /-------$/ /-------$/ |___/ /_____| / | ^^ || / | || / / \____/ / / * ||-----| * ||------| / > > / ^^ ^ ^^ ^ > > MacCow MosCow Stelth Cow * vv vv / ||____M__||/ || || (__) /\||_______|| (xx) (Xx) \/ (--) Cow by Georgia O'Keefe Dead Cow (__) (oo) \/ /\ __/---\ //\\ <__/-(__) o/||\o (oo) (oo) //o||\\\ /-------\/ /--\/ o///||o\\o / | || / -- || * ||----|| || ===== ^^ ^^ A Christmas Cow-el The Butcher of Baghdad Karen Cowpenter (Saddam Holstein) (__ (__) (__) | | (__) (oo) (--) (--) | | (--) /-------\/ /-------\/ /o /-------\/ | I \/-------\ / | || / | L |----< o / | D |--------| M | \ * ||----|| * ||----| / o * ||----| I I |----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ | ^^ ^ | ^ ^^ | | Cow owned by Vincent Van Gough Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows \\ // \\( )// (__) (o o) ( ) /(oo)\ \ / (oo) / \/ \ / \ ##########\/ / /\ \ | | # ######## # / / \ \ \___/ * # ###### # | | | | // | \\ # # # # | | | | // \\ |___| |___| " " Mosscow Cowderoys Cow11 _____ <_____> ( ) (==) | (oo) __ /------\/- * /---*-.---\/ (oo) / | | \/| / |* . * .|| /-------\/ * | | * ||------|| : :: |===|===| ~~ ~~ ::----:: ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow w/ cowpox Boris Cowlile Cow on Graduation day / /\ / \/ (__) / \ | / || <`'> / \ | / (_||_) \/ /^ _____ ___ _____ __\||/__ #=======> | _ /(o o) \ | /xx\ | ( )==/ (_)------/---\ / \ __\xx/__| I____I | || /ww\ ,---( _ ) . ||----|| /| |\ / || \_=======|| oo oo |^ ^| || ^ ^ || heli-COW-pter == COW giving birth The Ninja Cow * (__) \ (oo) ________(__)_ \---------------\/ |COW-SIO (oo) | (_--_) | 0.0 | | _______\/ | /*__*\ |---------------| | |_________| | * __|(oo)|_ | C CE ^ - | | | \/--( \|==|/ ) | 7 8 9 + | | C = / * | | \ / | 4 5 6 * | | 7 8 9 - | \ \ | | | | | 1 2 3 / | | 4 5 6 + | | |-\ /-\ / | 0 . = | | 1 2 3 | ^ ^ ^ ^ | || | 0 . = | NFL Dallas "COWBOY" ||-----------|| |_____________| ^^ ^^ Cow-culater Cow-culator (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/ / | || / | || /| || /| || * ||----||* ||----||* ||----||* ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ COW-comitant (__) (__) (__) (__) ($$) (&&) (YY) (%%) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ .. .. $& #Y USA'$ cow GB'& cow JP'y cow Bank'% cow _____________ | | | INDIANA 45 | | | | | PURDUE 52 | | |_____________| | ______|====\ \/\/\/ \\ \/\/ \\ \\ \\ (__) __ \\ (oo) /)(\ \\ * / \/_/~\__/ || \ / __/~ || \/ / || | _/ || | | || ~ ~ ------ Hoosier Cow . . . . (__) (___) . (___) . (oo) (o o) . (- -) . /-------\/ 5+2=? \ / . \ / . / ! !! Q.. Q.. * !!----!! ^^ ^^ smokin' cow waisted cow cow who cow'nts (__) (__) (00) ( ) /----------------\/ \/---------------\ / | | | | \ * ||-----------|| |||----------||| * ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^ SIDE VIEWS | | | | | | | | | | * | ^^^ ^^^ BACK VIEW FRONT VIEW ^ (___) _- --/ - `\ ^ |*-*| _________/_________ ^____ _ \o/`-\ " /| \ / U | (__) ` /_| _ - \/\ | / |@@| | | // \/`--------.__/ | C/ | / \---/ //`---\/|| |/\ | || || || || || || || || Helicowpter Cool Cow (__) (__) | (oo) ($$) |__ /---------o*o /---------------------\/ /-------\/---|| / | || / | | | | | || / | | || * ||-----|| * ||--||--||--||--||--|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowterpillar Yuppie cow with Cow that was captured mobile phone. by head-shrinkers ((( )))) (( ( ))) ( ) I'm a cow, man ! ( ( ) ) ) ^^^^^ / ( ( ( )))) | | _/ ( ( / ) ) ) O O / ( ( \\ ) ) ) \ C / - ( : // ) ) ~ : : / \ : : O / | | \ : : ( | | ) : : \ \___/ / : : (__) W/ \W : : (oo) /|_n_| : : ----\/ / || || : : :: | () () : : ---:: * || || ------------^^ VV VV Newton's Cow (aka Mooton) Bart Cow __ >(__) This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing (oo) color according to the action you should take. /-------\/ / | || If this cow appears to be: * ||----|| ^^ ^^ GREEN: Yes, Go ahead MAGIC DESISION MAKING COW. WHITE: No, unless it is raining. AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal GRAY: Adjust your contrast/brightness control BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on. BLACK (on white): Lucky git! ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's, quickly! /~~\ + ) ( \__/ O O ( o)\ ========== o_o_o * \o / / {__} \ (___) \ \/-----\ / (**) \ (___) \----- || \ \ \/ / (___) $ | --|| * \"mon / ( 00 ||-vv-- ~~ \ parfum"/ \_ | ~~ ======== \_o Pablo Picowsso Paloma Picowasso King Cowles II ______ ___________ : Oui? : : : _______ `v-----' : CORNED : : Nee! : (__) : BEEF : `------v' (oo) :_________: /-------\/ / : :: An exercise found in a text book of quantum * ::----:: mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation ^^ ^^ of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on the boundary conditions!" Belgian Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / : :: (/\) * ::----:: /oo\ (__) XX======^^====^^==>> /-----/____\ (--) X US MISSILE >> / | || /--------\/ X Greetings >>> * ||----|| / \ | \__ X George >> ~~ ~~ * /__-------__| XX================>> ~ ~ Cow klux klan Cow resting Irakean Cow ___() COW ------------| o\ | )O-------------- MOO -----|____/ / \ / \ / (____) \ / \( ) \ / |\( ) \ / \ \( ) \ / \ \( ) X |\ \( ) / \ | \ \( ) / \ \ \(____) / \ \|_o_o_| / \ | | / \ | | / ___() \ -----| o\ \ cow chip | |O-------------- ~MOO BULL ---------- |____/ Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending) ( ) ( ) \ / \ / \___/ \___/ (o o) (o o) /-------------\o/ /-------------\o/ / | || / | || * ||-,--------|| * ||@\\-------|| || || || \\ || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Texas Longhorn Steer Texas Longhorn Bull __ (__) ( ) (__) (oo) / (oo) _______\/ / \ _______\/ / / \ /| | / | || / \ / || || * ||-__-|| (_____________) * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Pregnant Cow Hanger De-calf-inated (__) (__) iiiiIiiii (oo) (oo) '|o o|` /---------\/ ---------\/ ________\_/ /| | || / | || / | | * |__|-----|| //____\-----|| # ||ww____|| || || * || || || || ~~ ~~ cow-boy cow-girl Happy Hannucow! (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy) \_ ^ \ | **~~~~~~~ _____) \___ | **~~~~~~~ __/ \__ (__) | ~~~~~~~~~ _/ \ (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~ / ____ ( ) \/ | / / __/ \__ |o o| /( \/| /| ||_/ \ \ / ( ) | ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^ /~\ | // / | || [][] [][] Patriotic Cow Sha-MOO /\ / \ / \ | | / * * \ / ** * \ / * ** \ ** / * * \ ** ** . . . | | * * <--- the world . . / **** \ * * . . . / * * \ ** ** . . . / **** \ ** . / * * \ . | | . / **** \ . / * \ . . . / **** \ . . / * \ . . / **** \ | | . . . | **** | | * * | . . . | **** | . . . | * * | . . . |------------------------------| . . | (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . . . /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) |\ / | /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ | \ . . . . / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| \ . . / | | | | | | | | | | | | \ . / USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA \ . |______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| . . (______________||______________) . . . /_\ /_\ . . . !!! !!! The herd shot 'round the world. (_ _) ___ (o o) (__) _- -_( ) (++) /- O O /____O/ / | || /| || * ||-___-|| * ||--|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ This cow belongs to This cow belongs to Mr. Bill Rosanne Barr _________(__)___ | -------------- |\ (__) (__) "slurp" /|| || \ (oo) (oo) / ||milkfat 1% || \ /-------\/ \/-------\ * * ||______________|| / / | || \__/ || | \ * |________________|/ * ||----|| | | ||-----|| * * || || ~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~ * ~~ ~~ * cowoperation ---------------------- / - - - - - - - - --- / / - - - - - - - - --- / ---------------------- (oooo) personal cowmputer oo( -0 )oo / ------------ \/ / | | /| / | ----\_/ | / | > < ||| ||| / | ||| ||| |/ | ~~ ~~ \ | Wendy Wellesley Cow- /| // (__) note the shapely figure and painted / /\// (oo) hooves---and the sexy wink reserved | | / /-------\/ for MIT men. | / / | || | / * ||----|| | / ^^ ^^ _____ * |/ breacowt! (_____) / ( OO )_____________ / (/~~\) ######### \/ |\------------\ \O_/ * * * * |= = = = = =|- SCUD ) | ######### | |/------------/ | |__________| | || | || | || | || | ~~~~ ~~~~ Saddam moo-sein @ (__) (__) _____/ /| (oo) _ (oo)/----/_____ * _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- * * - /_________ \ 00 | 00 | /== -* * - [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____] *- * - \__/ \__/ Cow-mobile (()) (()) |||| (oo) (oo) /------\/ (OO) /------\/ /| | /------\/ /| | * ||----|| /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Don King cow Don King cow after Buckwheat cow getting electric shock (Otay? Otay!) /\ / \ (__) __ (oo) (oo) (oo) /------\/ /-ooo--\/ /------\/ /| | /|o | o | /| | * ||----|| * ||o^o || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Conehead" cow Anti-war cow Sinead O'Connor Cow o o - - O Moo!!!! ghost-cow sleeping ghost-cow Cow-nty Police Officer Cow-nty Police Car ___ [___] ____|___|____ (o o) / [__] \ /------------\-/ / (oo) \ / | ||^ |V / |\/| \ | | <**> | |-----------------| * -----/\------ | Cow-Price | || O O || |_________________| || || \_________________/ || || | | | | oo oo |__| |__| (With gun and Handcuffs) (it's a Cow-Price) (Classic of course) \ / \ / (__) \ (__) / /\/\_(oo) \ /\/\_(oo) / // == \ // == / / | /\/\|| \ / | /\/\|| / * || || \ * || || / ^^ ^^ \___^^____^^_____/ Silly cow (his father was a camel) Sillycow-valley. ___ __ __ _ (( /\ (__) ( /\/ \(__) (__) // \\ /\ (oo) \ /\\/(oo) _(oo) // ,----\ /\--\/ ,----\ /\--\/ /----/ \\/ // ( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // || / ||-- ( ) ==== `-----//--|| `-----//--|| * || \_( ) // ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ beecows Cownan the barbarian (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-----------------\/ / | || / | /qwertyuiop \|| * ||----|| * || asdfghjl; || ^^ ^^ || zxcvbnm,./ || sliced cow ^^ ^^ keyboard-cower ( ) (oo) /--------\/ / || || * ||------|| || || ( ) || || (oo) || || | | | | /--------\/ || || || || || || / || || || || || || || || * ||------|| || || || || * ||------|| || || || || || || \ || || || || || || || || \--------/\ || || || || || || (oo) ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ( ) high cow very high cow broken very high cow __ (__) (__) (__) (oo) (\/) (oo) < vv > /-------\/ /-------\/____) / \ / | || / |______ | | /| |\ * || || || || __ / |( )| \ ____||_____||_____/ _______ / ||""||\ \ cow san /___||__||_*_\ Ge-cow-logist ~~ ~~ Cownt Dracula (__) ( ) * ` (OO)' (00) // \_/-------\/ ` ___ \/___// || ||_. ` /---\_/---\ %_/ ~-----\ ------------------ ~ l l l___________l ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ l ll ll l // // // / / | \\ \ \ \\\ l v v l - - Cow on a hot tin roof A 'cow'ntant \ ,_________________./ / (__) -/.__________________ - oo ) \ (__) / \ _!_/_ \ (oo) / !--!-\___/ !\ \.\/./ !__! ! ! \ | | \___/ * | | / W \ / | | ! ! o / / / \' ! ! /|\/' | \ ______/_\_________________|______\ _____ Cow from ^ ^ Velke Popovice Brewery David and Cowliath . . . . . . __ __ . ||______________________|| . . || __________________ || / || | (__) | || . . / || | (oo) | || | -|| | _\/_ | || . . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| || (\ |\-----------------------\ . (\ || \_______________________\ \|| | | . \| | (O) |-----------| (O) | . \ | |-----------| | . . \ | PETERBILT | . \| | . (=========================) |_||_| |_||_| . \ . \ Pompano Beach or bust! ^^^ ^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / \ ^(__) / \ / (@@) / 82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper \|__\/__ | | | | | | |__|-^- / \ \__* | | ^ ^ ----------------------------------------------- | U. S. Federal Prison | |---------------------------------------------| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |^ | (__) | ^| | | | | | | | | | | | | \| (00) |/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | \__\/__/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |-| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ \_ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |/ \| \* | | | | | | | | | | | | ^ ^ | | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------- Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega --------------------------------------------------------- ---.---.---.-------.---|.-- ---------|---|---- --.-.---.---- (__) -----.---.---|- -|---|- __) (++)___ -----.---|--- ----| ^\ ^\ (xx) ___\//---^ -----.---|-- ----- | \____\_\/ / \ \_____ ---.--- ========= - \_____/\ ^ . \_/____ ^ -==== . - - / \ ' ^ . - . \ / . ^ - \ ` ^ ` ` ` Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu (__) (OO) __ \/ |__| // \ | // \ \ | ^^ \// \ | /-------------\ -----------------------/ Panama \ ----------------------/ or \ / Bust! \ _____________/---------------------\_____________ / \ / \ \ / \_________________________________________________/ M1 Abrams Cow Commander (__) * (OO) | \/ | // \ ----- // \ \ / \ ^^ \// \ / \ // \ | | --^^------ * / \ \ ____ / / / \ |||||| | \ | |||||| / \ \ |||||| | / | |||||| /___________\_______\ |||||| / |||||| (_/) __||||||||__ (@@) | .,....,. | \/ | ...,.,.. | ------------ Cow Bell (or the Liberty Cow Bell) The Acowdemy Award ____________________________________________________________________ | ________________________________________________________ | | 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 | | / ........... ____ \ | | | / \ A10806726C | | | | 1 (A) | (__) | ___ __ __ 1 | | | | | (oo) | | |_ |\ | | | | | A10806726C | _\/_ | | |__ | \| | | | | 1 .......... \//;;/\/ ........... 1 | | | \ ......... _______________ ........ / | | 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS \____________________( 10 | |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________| Cownterfeit >>>----> *___ ______ \ __|_**_|__ >>>----> \ | . . | \ _______________\ / * ( | | US CALV| \o/ >>>----> / /\ |_________| \-- | ( / / \ \__________\_\ ---| | >>>----> . ( ) / / \ \ \ \ |*| . / / \ \ \ \ . /* \ \*\ \*\ The CALVelry COWard ____ | | . . vv vv __|__|__ \ / ||----|| * \00/ \__/ || | / /-----------C\/C (oo) /\-------/ / | CCCC /-------\/ (oo) / ||_________CCCC / | || (~~) * || || * ||----|| nn nn ^^ ^^ Australian view of a North American Cow Abraham Lincow This cow belongs to "My Favorite Martian" (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (__) >------\/------< >------\/------< (oo) | | | | | | | | >------\/------< | | | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | || | | | `____' | | `----' | | `-OO-' | `--|--|--' `--|--|--' `--|--|--' | | | | | | ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ "FLASHER" calf "FLASHER" steer "FLASHER" bull (Big Mac) (_____) _____________ \0 0/ / \ _________(o o) XXXXXXXXXXXXX / | U | \_____________/ * | /______ _ | || || || || this is a cow... this is a cow on drugs Any questions?? . \---) (__) * |o o) ==== / (---\o/--\ /-------\/ (___)--------|/ | |#| ) | / | || (o o) || | |#| ) | * ||-||-|| YY ( )-||--I--|| ^ |#| ) ~ ^^ ^^ ^^ ||--I--||-( ) ^^ //--\ || ^^(o o)--< // | \ This cow is from Mars. /|--------(---)--< || * | / ^^ ~ * "69" Cowborg * * * * * * (__) * * _--_ ( oo) * _- )\ '| * /| ) _ \ \ ~~ * * / \ \-- \ \ *-' // / > > > > / / * / / * _ _ -- _ _ / \ * * / _ _ _ \ | / \| * | | * | | * * | | | | * | \_ _ _ /| \ / * \ _ _ _ / * --- "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED" (__) (__) \__\/__/ {}\ (oo) l l /----\----\/ l__l / | \ |\ / l__\ * || >-+-\ <\ / / || | ())))) \ \ )))))) ^^ ^ / )))) \ \)))))) / \ / ( bum steer ~~~~ \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cowabunga!! (__) (~~) V __ (__) (__) /--------\/ | / \ (oo) (oo) * | | ----: /-- --\/ /-------\/ {BIG MAC} >--: |----| / | || / | |---/ | | * ||-----|| * ||----| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ beef jerky cowsimodo cownibal _______\ -<| CUD \ /-<|_______/ (__)// / ((|)) (oo)/ ($ $) \// /-------\_/ * / | / | ||__='/-----// /\|___===< | __^^____^^__/ ___^_____^^__/ __oo____*o__. | | oo oo oo oo `////\\\\ Cow on skate-board Cow at running Cow without skate-board (watch out!) :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: | ------- | This concludes the third part of THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS. | COW | | Please distribute this file WIDELY on BBSes, etc. It is in ------- | the public domain. ((THANKS TO ALL WHO CONTRIBUTED COWS!!)) | Iconified Cow | Please send me your COWS for the next edition! When drawing | cows, please DO NOT use tabs - use only "real" spaces. ---------------' Cowments? Cowntributions? Send them to the editor... David A. Bader // dbader@eng.umd.edu :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: to main cow page to 1991 cows page .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/history.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/history.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. The History of ASCII (Text) Art .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. DEVELOPMENT OF (ASCII) TEXT ART: ● Text pictures are created by hand. ● Concrete poetry is created with aide of typesetting and the early typewriter (also called "typography"). ● Typewriter art is first documented in 1898; becomes an art form. ● Radio teletype (RTTY) art is created using the Baudot 5-bit code. ● Paper-tape art and punch card art are created as early forms of 'computer' art. ● The ASCII code is created in the early 1960s and is standardized in 1968. ● Early ASCII art - the first years of the Internet, BBS, and underground ASCII /ANSI art "groups". ● Cousins of ASCII art-- ANSI art, America Online's 'MACRO art', and mIRC pop-ups ● ASCII art today and in the future... .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. PICTURES AS "TEXT" ASCII art and other "keyboard" art uses basic text characters to create a picture. Long ago, the written word did not consist of "text". Ironically, Hieroglyphics on Tomb in Valley of the first written documents consisted the Kings, Luxor, Egypt of pictures which represented ideas and (www.corbis.com/Bojan Brecelj Image objects-- not letters or text ID:BJ001933) characters. Note the hieroglyphics on a tomb in the Valley of the Kings in Luxor, Egypt. TEXT AS PICTURES - HAND DRAWN Over time, the written word developed into symbols which looked more like present-day text. The very first text art pictures were drawn by hand. Creative people used ornamental penmanship to create wondrously beautiful documents and pictures. The monastic monks created Illuminated Manuscript, Canterbury breath-taking manuscripts which Cathedral Canterbury, England, UK incorporated letters of text into (www.corbis.com/Angelo Hornak Image ID: their art. However, there were few AH001438) other pieces of art that were made from text characters. Illuminated Manuscript, Canterbury Cathedral Canterbury, England, UK ca. 1971-1996 An illuminated letter R legenda sanctorium at the beginning of an illuminated story of Saint Ipolitus from a manuscript at Canterbury Cathedral. Individuals continued creating text art images by hand. During the Korean War (circa 1950), a very talented Korean named 'Gwang Hyuk Lee' made a hand drawn text picture depicting Jesus. He used the entire text in the Bible's "Book of John" to create this multi-colored image. Rumor has it that he was killed by the North Korean communists for creating this 16" x 20" picture. This work of art is beautiful and created entirely by hand! It must've taken an incredibly long time to complete. Gwang Hyuk Lee's hand drawn - "Book of John" - black & white image Gwank Hyuk Lee's hand drawn "Book of John" - color image I don't have any further information about this example of hand drawn text art-- I've been told that a poster of this artwork used to be available but I don't know where it can be found. ( thank you Ennis Trimble for sending the images ) Shaped texts became popular as part of the concrete and visual poetry movement. French poet and surrealist, Guillaume Apollinaire (1880-1918), used the shaped text in his handwritten visual word poems. These visual word poems were given the term "calligrams" (1917). According to the Ruth and Marvin Sackner Archive of Concrete and Visual Poetry: http://www.library.miami.edu/treasure/chapters/chaptr17.html "The calligrams of Apollinaire represent an important and original landmark in the history of visual and shaped poetry. These calligraphic poems may be considered as one of the precursors of modern concrete poetry." I will post an example of Apollinaire's calligram soon (when I find one). In the meantime, enjoy two hand-written visual poems created by my 8 year old son. They are entitled "Rainbow" and "Dimind" (Diamond). hand drawn typographical poems by my 8 year old son .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. TEXT AS PICTURES - TYPOGRAPHY People were relieved from writer's cramp once mechanical methods to create text were created. The Chinese are generally recognized as the first group of people to develop the stamp/ink printing process (2nd Century AD) and the movable-type printing process (11th Century AD). It wasn't until the year 1450 that Johannes Gutenberg (along with businessman, Johann Fust and calligrapher, Peter Schoeffer) invented the printing press in Germany. It was based on a wine-press design and could print about 300 pages a day. As a result, books were produced more quickly and for lower cost. The art of typography could begin! A nice example of typography is from the 1865 book, Alice in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson). The following tail of a mouse is from Chapter III, "A Caucus Race and a Long Tale": ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ "It _is_ a long tail, certainly," said Alice, looking │ │ down with wonder at the Mouse's tail; "but why do you │ │ call it sad?" And she kept on puzzling about it while the│ │ Mouse was speaking, so that her idea of the tale was │ │ something like this:----"Fury said to │ │ a mouse, That │ │ he met in the │ │ house, `Let │ │ us both go │ │ to law: _I_ │ │ will prose- │ │ cute _you_.-- │ │ Come, I'll │ │ take no de- │ │ nial: We │ │ must have │ │ the trial; │ │ For really │ │ this morn- │ │ ing I've │ │ nothing │ │ to do.' │ │ Said the │ │ mouse to │ │ the cur, │ │ `Such a │ │ trial, dear │ │ sir. With │ │ no jury │ │ or judge, │ │ would │ │ be wast- │ │ ing our │ │ breath.' │ │ `I'll be │ │ judge, │ │ I'll be │ │ jury,' │ │ said │ │ cun- │ │ ning │ │ old │ │ Fury: │ │ `I'll │ │ try │ │ the │ │ whole │ │ cause, │ │ and │ │ con- │ │ demn │ │ you to │ │ death'." │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ Alice in Wonderland was published a few years before the typewriter was invented. Therefore, it can be considered as one of the first printed text art creations. Concrete poetry and typography continues today as evidenced by this modern 1997 example created by 'Donovan' (Xdonovan@misslink.net ICQ#: 812836): ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ The Dolphins' Way, │ │ In Me Aspirations of the living │ │ sea The dolphins do move within me The aura of│ │ their soul, I feel deep down To be in the water│ │ and not on ground Sifting through the │ │ ocean, an expressing show Communi- │ │ cation of a song and a blow Pro- │ │ tecting even those not of their │ │ kind They ask nothing in return, │ │ they do not mind The most gracious │ │ and unselfish of all that wander I │ │ wish to swim with them, nothing could │ │ be fonder The dolphins mean so much │ │ to me, you see I need to thank them, │ │ for showing us how to be (Donovan 1997) │ │ │ │ http://www.misslink.net/donovan/ │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. typewriter imageTEXT AS PICTURES -- TYPEWRITER To many people, Christopher Latham Sholes is considered to be the inventor of the modern typewriter. His first machine was completed in September of 1867. E. Remington & Sons manufactured the typewriter in 1874. The keyboard has changed many times but the basic characters remains. There is an extensive history to the evolution of the typewriter. Visit a very informative web site which identifies the history of the typewriter: http:/ /home.earthlink.net/~dcrehr/. Typewriter-Related Links -history, keyboard, fonts, and more http://xavier.xu.edu:8000/~polt/tw-links.html Since 1867, people have used the typewriter not only for printing manuscripts but creating works of art. In the 1890s, typewriter manufacturers and secretarial agencies organized public speed typing competitions. They also organized competitions for typewriter drawings. The earliest preserved example of typewriter art was made in 1898 by a woman named Flora Stacey. Not much is the earliest documented typewriter known about Flora Stacey except that art she was probably a secretary. Her framed picture of a butterfly was published in the October 15th, 1898, edition of Pitman's Phonetic Journal. The entire rendering of this picture was created with the typewriter -- yes, even the butterfly! The butterfly is composed of brackets, hyphens, points, oblique strokes, a single asterisk, and several "o"s. The journal commented: "We think it will be generally admitted that the illustration is in the highest degree creditable to the artistic ability, skill and patience of the lady, and to the unique capabilities of the Bar-lock for this class of work. It may be noted that in competitions for typewriter drawings Miss Stacey has been extremely successful.... An outsider, or one unaccustomed to the use of the typewriter, can scarcely realise what an expenditure of time and patience is necessary in order to successfully execute one of these curious drawings. The paper has, of course, to be turned and re-turned, and twisted in a thousand different directions, and each character and letter must strike precisely in the right spot. Often, just as some particular sketch is on the point of completion, a trifling miscalculation, or the accidental depression of the wrong key, will totally ruin it, and the whole thing has to be done over again." This brief synopsis describes some of the negative and positive aspects of typewriter art. First of all, once a mistake is made, it generally can not be corrected. There are no delete or overwrite keys on a typewriter. Secondly, the positioning of paper can be crucial. One slip and the typewritten picture may be ruined. There are a number of techniques available to the typewriter artist that are not available to the ASCII keyboard artist. A typewriter artist can manipulate the sheet of paper in various directions and angles. The characters can be spaced in any way -- often overstriking another character or "half-spacing" to achieve a special effect. Typewriter art offers more flexibility and variation than the computer ASCII art. However, ASCII art is much more forgiving. Typewriter art was a popular art medium in the 1950s to the 1970s. There are many wonderful examples of typewriter art found in Alan Riddell's book, Typewriter Art (London, 1975). Some of the images are colorized by using tinted ink ribbon. Several of the images are abstract. A few of the images are portraits (Queen Elizabeth, the Duke of Edinburgh, Gandhi, Winston Churchill, and Henri Chopin). All of the pictures are superb. There is a listing of over 60 typewriter artists who have contributed to this 100+ image collection, one of whom is Vaclav Havel, President of the Czech Republic. I found the Henri Chopin portrait most clever as the image was created using only the letters of his name "henri chopin". The background of this 1974 image repeatedly spells out "audiopoems". The text artist is Robert Morgan. He created the image as a design for the sleeve of Henri Chopin's record entitled "Audiopoems" -- Tangent Records. (anyone else remember records and record sleeves?) ( View the picture -- notice the overstriking technique that results in shading of the image -- Robert Morgan's "Henri Chopin" ) Another fine example of typewriter art was posted on USENET a few years back. A reader found an article in an unnamed magazine (1960) about a man named Guillermo Mendana Olivera. The article states that Mr. Olivera was a stenographer by day in Leon, Spain, and a keyboard artist by night. He used small o's and x's and periods, dashes, and commas to create his typewriter art masterpieces. And each picture took about 70 hours to complete! Incredible! (The .gif of the magazine article is posted on the internet at: http:// mypage.direct.ca/r/rcrawfor/ascii_bg.gif but I flagrantly copied it. With web sites coming and going, I wanted to make sure that I had this wonderful part of text art history. Good thing too, if you go to that URL, you'll find a big 404 error.) • "Typewriter Art" by Dan Carlinsky (1978, Price Sloan Publishers) ISBN 0843104333 There are very few books about ASCII • "Typewriter Art" edited by Alan art. Most computer art text books deal Riddell with modern graphics and programming. (1975, London Magazine Eventually I'd love to put together a Editions) publication of my ASCII art creations, ISBN 0-900626-99-2 information on the history of text art, (Thank you Andrew Belsey for and the "how-to create" guidelines for finding this book and ASCII art. (Are there any publishers forwarding it to me!) out there interested in such a project?) In the meantime, you're • "Art Typing" by Nathan stuck reading my cyberspace Krevolin meanderings. (1962, Fearon Pittman/MacMillan Publishers) At right, you'll find a listing of ISBN 0028306104 typewriter art books that I've been able to identify. • "Typewriter Art" by Bob Neill • "Second Book on Typewriter Art" by Bob Neill (1984, The Weavers Press) The book, "Art Typing", written by Nathan Krevolin, describes creating images-- mostly text and borders-- with typewriter characters. Many of the pictures are made entirely out of "X"s... For example: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX XXXXXXXXXXX This is a house XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX XXXXXXXXXXX and a tree as XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX XXXXXXXXX illustrated in the X X X XXXXX 1962 book, X XX XX X XXX X X "Art Typing" X XX XX X XXX X X X X XXX X X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX X There is a section on how to make type-written reports, price lists, and menus, as well as how to make a card. (Perhaps a precursor to 'Print Shop'?) Some mention is made of half-spaces and tilting type paper to get a unique look-- neither of which apply to ASCII art. One page identifies 'cartooning' with keyboard characters-- this is the page which reminded me most of today's ASCII art... Here are two of the ten items pictured... * XXXXXXXXX / XXXXXXXXXXXXX HH XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSS (__________)XXXXXX SSSSSSSS ( ___ ___ XXXXXX S )))) S o/ o XXXXX SS - - SS ( / XXXXX SSS o o SSS /___) XXXXX SSSS 6 SSSS ( XXXX SSS __ SSS ( ____ ) XXX SSS SSS ( XX W W ( ) X WW WWW ( ) * WWWW WWWW ( ) *** WWWWWWWWWW * Two cartoon characters from the 1962 book, "Art Typing" http://www.dataweb.net/~mic/typewriterart/cat.htm Typewriter Art by Bob Neill - Persian Cat .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. TEXT AS PICTURES -- TELETYPE (RTTY) Similar text images were broadcast via Radio Teletype (RTTY). RTTY is a machine-to-machine method of communication which takes place over radio or telephone lines. Its purpose is not for text art transmissions, but for text communication between operators. The teletypewriter (or teleprinter) was invented in the early 1900s. The largest manufacturer of the teleprinter in the United States was the Teletype Corporation. The term "teletype" is used to refer to the teleprinter. However the word "teletype" is actually a trademark of the AT&T Teletype Corporation (much like how the word "xerox" took over the copying machine industry). The radio teleprinter became popular with the public after World War II when surplus teletype machines became available at a reasonable cost. These large machines provided a keyboard for input and a paper roll for printed output. Video monitors didn't become feasible until the mid-1970s. Even today, there are many active RTTY operators and clubs. RTTY operators (ham operators) have used various codes to transmit messages. These codes include BCD, EBCDIC, Morgan code, and Baudot code. However RTTY transmissions typically used the five-bit, 32 character Baudot code. Initially, RTTY did not use seven-bit ASCII (American Standard Code for Information Interchange). ASCII was not standardized until 1968. There are differences between Baudot and ASCII. Differences include bit-size and number of characters allowed. The Baudot code uses numbers, upper case letters, and some punctuation characters. It does not allow for lower case letters. The ASCII code uses upper and lower case letters, numbers, and more of the "standard" punctuation characters. There are, of course, other differences between the two codes. For a more technical explanation, visit George W. Henry Jr.'s web site. George Henry (K9GWT) has put together a paper which describes the differences between the two codes. It provides some definitions for RTTY terms and examines the various interfacing standards used with ASCII and Baudot terminals: http:// fido.wps.com/ITA/index.html Even though most radio amateurs In the United States use the Baudot code, they have been authorized by the FCC to use ASCII as well as the older Baudot code for RTTY communications. This took effect in March of 1980. Several RTTY enthusiasts have started to translate Baudot code to ASCII. If you have some paper tapes of Baudot/ RTTY art which need to be converted, you can find a program to transform them at: http://fido.wps.com/Baudot/ index.html The text art images sent in the ham radio community consist of capital letters and are sent on long paper tapes. RTTY is slow. Transmissions are sent at 45 baud -- 50 baud is standard in New Zealand. Compare that to the 53,000 baud modem connections that we're using with our computers today! A large RTTY art image could take an hour to transmit. The speed of the RTTY transmission is approximately 60 -100 words per minute. To get an idea of what it would look like, view one of the JAVA applets that simulates an RTTY transmission at http://www.megalink.net/~n1rct/sta/onair.html. (URL no longer valid 8/00)I I would imagine that watching an RTTY art image materialize line-by-line would be quite mesmerizing. RTTY Home page and History http://www.rtty.com RTTY Information http://www.teleport.com/~nb6z/rtty.htm Teleprinter Museum http://www.peine.net/telex/index.htm History of RTTY and Major Contributors - When and where and how it started, and how it advanced and changed over the years. Stories and short biographies of those individuals whose efforts advanced the hobby and made it better for others. According to a chapter in the "RTTY Handbook", text images have been sent via teletypewriter as early as 1923. However, I have not discovered any of this "old" RTTY art. From what I have found, the text images appeared frequently on radio teletype in the 1960s and the 1970s. They were sent from ham operator to ham operator via radio transmissions. I've been told that there was an article about RTTY art in an early 1960s issue of "73 Magazine" -- the publication for RTTY enthusiasts. I've had no such luck in locating M. .:M it -- yet. MMMM:. .:MMMM MMMMMMMM:.. .:MMMMMMM Many current ham :MMHHHMMMMHMM. .:MMMMMMMMM:. .:MMHHMHMM: operators agree :MMHHIIIHMMMM.:MMHHHHIIIHHM MMM. .::MMHIHIIHHM: that a gentleman MMMHIIIIHHMMMIIHHMHHIIIIIHHMMMMMMMHHHIIIIHHM: named Don Royer :MMHIIIIIHMMMMMMMHHIIIIIIHHHMMMMMMHHII:::IHM. is one of the MH:I:::IHHMMMMMHHII:::IIHHMMMHHHMMM::I:IHMM foremost :MHI:HHIHMMHHIIHII::.::IIHMMHHIHHMMM::HMMM: creators of RTTY MI::HHMMIIM:IIHII::..::HM:MHHII:::IHHMMM: art. 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Due ''' ....MHI::..:MHHHHIHHMM:::IHM '''' to illness, Don IMH.::..::HMMHMMMH::..:HM: has not made :M:.H.IHMIIII::IIMHMMM:H.MH recent text IMMMH:HI:MMIM:IHI:HIMIHM:: pictures. .MMI:.HIHMIMI:IHIHMMHIHI:MIM. .MMHII:::IHIII::::::IIIIIIHMHII To view more of MHHHI::.:IHHII:::.:::IIIIHMIIHM: Don Royer's MHHHII::..::MII::.. ..:IIIHHHII:IM. amazing work, .MHHII::....:MHII::. .:IHHHI::IIHMM. please visit MMHHII::.....:IHM:. ..:IIHII::..:HHMM George MHHII:::......:IIHI...:IHI::.....::HM: Hutchison's .MHHI:::.........:III..II::... ...:IHMI (W7KSJ) RTTY Art :MMH:::........ ...::..::.... ...:IHMM Gallery. You IMHIII:::.......... .........::IHM. will also find :MHIII::::...... .......::IHMM plenty more MHHIII::::.. ......::IHM: Teletype art IMHHIII:::... .....::IIHMM pictures. Most :MHHIII:::I:::... ....::::I::IIHMM of them were MMHHIII::IHI:::............:::IIH:IHMM recovered from :MMHHII:IIHHI::::::.....::::::IH:IIHM:. paper tape and MMMHHII:IIHHI:::::::::::::IHI:IIM:MM:: converted from MMMHHIII::IHHII:::::::::IHI:IIIHMM:MM: Baudot to :MMHHHIII::IIIHHII::::IHI..IIIHHM:MHMM ASCII. If you :MMMHHII:..:::IHHMMHHHHI:IIIIHHMM:MIM. are JAVA .MMMMHHII::.:IHHMM:::IIIIIIHHHMM:MI.M enabled, be sure .MMMMHHMHHII:::IHHMM:::IIIIIHHHHMM:MI.IM. to see George's .MMMHMMMHHHII::::IHMM::IIIHHMMMMM::MMMMHHHMM. RTTY art .MMMHHMHMHHII:::.::IHMM::IIIIHHHMMMM:MMH::IHMMM viewer. It is :MHIIIHMMHHHII:::IIHMM::IIIHHMMMMM:::MMMMHHHHMM. an awesome MMHI:IIHMMHHHI::::IHMM:IIIIHHHMMMM:MMMHI::IMMMM. applet to MMH:::IHMMHHHHI:::IHMM:IIIHHHHMMMM:MMHI:.:IHHMM. experience. :MHI:::IHMHMHHII::IHMM:IIIHHHMMMMM:MHH::.::IHHM:: 'MHHI::IHMMHMHHII:IHMM:IHMMHHHMMMM:MMHI::.::IHHMM: Another source :MHII:IIHMHIHHIIIIHMM:IIHHHHMMMM:MHHI:...:IIHMMM: of RTTY/Baudot 'MHIII:IHHMIHHHIIHHHMM:IHHHMMMMM:MHHI:..::IIHHMM art can be found :MHHIIIHHMIIHHHIHHHMM:HHHHMMMMM:MHII::::IIIHHMM at Bob Roehrig's MHHIIIIHMMIHHHIIHHMM:HHHHMMMM:MMHHIIHIIIIIHHMM. web site.. The 'MHHIIIHHMIIHHIIIHMM:HHHMMMMH:MHHMHII:IIIHHHMM: first link will 'MHHIIIHMMIHHHIHHMM:HHHMMMHH:MMIMMMHIIIHHMMMM: take you to an 'MHHIIHHMIHHHHHMMM:HHHMMMH:MIMMMMMMMMMMHIHHM: index that links :MHHIIHMIHHHHHMMM:HHHMMMM:MMHMMHIHMHI:IHHHM to over 100 MHHIIHM:HHHHHMMM:HHHMMMM:MMMHIHHIHMM:HHIHM Baudot art MHHIHM:IHHHHHMM:HHHHHMM:MMHMIIHMIMMMIHIM: pictures. :MHIHMH:HHHHMMM:HHHHMM:MMHIIHMIIHHIMMHIM' You'll recognize MMHHMH:HHHHHMM:HHHHMM:MHHHHIMMHII::IHMH: the ham operator 'MMMMH:HHHHHMM:HHHHMM:MHHIHMMIIIHMHIMM: ID# of Don Royer :MMHM:HHHHHMM:HHHHMM:MHIHIMMMHIHHIMIH: on several of MMMM:HHHHHMM:HHHHHM:MHHMIMMMHHHHHIM:MMMMM. them! :MMM:IHHHMMM:HHHHMM:MHHHIIMMMIIMIM:MMMMMMM: :MMM:IHHHHM:HHHHMMM:MMHHHIHHMMMMM:MMMMMMMMM Collection of MHM:IHHHMM:HHHMMMM:MMHHHHIIIHHHIIIMMMMMMMM Baudot / RTTY MHM:IHHHMM:HHHMMMM:HMMMHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM: Art: MHM:IHHHHM:HHHHHMM:HHHMMMMMHHHHMMMMMMMMM' http:// .MI:.MMM:IMHHIM:MMHMMMMMMHHHHIMHIMMHHHHHMMMM' www.wps.com/ITA/ :IM:MMMMIM:M:MMM:MMHHHHHIHIHMMHIHMMHHHHHHMMM' Bob-Roehrig/ :IM:M:MIM::M:HM:IMHIM:IM:M:MIHHHIMMMMMMMMMM' http:// 'M:MHM:M:MM:MMHIMHHIHMI '::MMMMMMM:' www.wps.com/ITA/ 'M'MHMM'M''MMHI'MMH' Bob-Roehrig2/ More of Don F A N G -- WA6PIR Royer's pics... (GIF'd) http:// www2.ari.net/ajr /rtty/ 9710rl.html Another interesting web site that focuses on radio teletype artwork from the 1960's and 1970's can be found at the Jefferson Computer Museum web site. The subtopic, Ancient Alphabetic Art, highlights teletype artwork from the1960s and the 1970s. The webmaster, John Foust, has collected and posted numerous works from this era. You can also find information regarding outdated computer systems. It is definitely worth a look! A copy of an early text art transmission (perhaps RTTY?) was submitted by Charles Struble . He states: "In 1969, as a young Marine, I was stationed in a CommCenter on Okinawa (3rdFSR) and we composed and sent this out to a slug of military installations. I decided to reproduce it and put it up hoping maybe someone remembers it or even better, is listed on it. If so, I'd sure like to hear from ya." -Charles Struble strube@inetnebr.com See "USMC" for the entire message Here is another early computer art image. To be honest, I don't know if it is RTTY or not -- supposedly it is. To me, it llooks as though it might be too wide for teletype paper. But what do I know? This image was found at Jim's Computer Garage Museum (http://www.rdrop.com/~jimw/jcgm-vcfii.html (URL no longer active 8/00) and is copyrighted© to James Willing: Mona Lisa image (Thanks Jim for letting me use it!) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. PAPER TAPE / PUNCH CARD ART: example of computer punch tapePunch cards and punched paper tape were ways that information could be stored and rebroadcast. Teleprinter messages could be received on tape and then be resent to other teleprinters by using a taper reader. I haven't seen artwork created from punched paper tape, but I do remember seeing pictures made with punched cards. The holes were punched in strategic locations so that when held to the light, the cards displayed an image. The card I recall seeing was that of a Christmas tree. Alas, it wasn't mine and it has long since disappeared. I welcome e-mail from people who remember this art and might have an example of punch card art in their attic or basement! "Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate" .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ASCII and ANSI CODE: There are many sites on the Internet that thoroughly describe what ASCII is all about. I will not go into great technical detail. However I will list a few web pages that have additional and detailed information about ASCII. To begin, ASCII is an acronym for the American Standard Code for Information Interchange. ASCII was created in the early 1960s but did not become a United States government standard until 1968. In the 1960s, there were many data communication codes that were competing for the US Standard. In 1962, IBM created and promoted a coding standard known as Extended Binary-Coded-Decimal Interchange Code (EBCDIC). This was an 8-bit code which allowed up to 256 characters. However it lost out to ASCII as a "PC standard". EBCDIC is still used on many mainframe systems even today. ASCII was defined by the American National Standards Institute (ANSI) in 1968 as "ANSI Standard x3.4". It has also been described as ISO 636. It is a 7-bit code that has a maximum of 128 characters/controls. ANSI is the Institute that defines American National standards. ASCII code is one of these standards. So, technically speaking, ASCII is an ANSI code. Got that? There is another ANSI standard, ANSI Standard x3.16, which is an 8-bit code. This expansion was defined in 1979 in an effort to standardize graphic character representations and cursor control. It is based upon a 256 character set. It includes the 128 characters/controls of ASCII and an extra 128 characters/controls. It is sometimes called "extended ASCII" or "high ASCII", but it is really neither. It is a different ANSI Standard -- but not the "American Standard Code". Have I totally confused you? For more reading on ASCII and other computer codes, look to the following: http://czyborra.com/charsets/iso646.html http://telecom.tbi.net/history1.html To view the ASCII Code Charts ( 7-Bit ASCII codes with Even parity, 7-Bit ASCII codes with Odd parity, 7-Bit ASCII codes with Space parity, 7-Bit ASCII codes with Mark parity, ASCII Control code details): ( http://telecom.tbi.net/ascii1.html ) To view the "Extended Character" set. ( http://telecom.tbi.net/asc-ibm.html ) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. EARLY ASCII ART: Perhaps the real start of ASCII art is with the beginning of the Internet. The Internet began in the 1960's as a means to communicate if nuclear war broke out. Military authorities created a network called ARPANET which connected 37 computers and several defense departments. No war came (thankfully) and the computer system expanded to include universities and other educational institutions. For many years the Internet belonged to the military and to the schools. In the early 1990's, the World Wide Web was developed in the Switzerland. It was there that Hyper-Text Mark-Up Language (HTML) was first used. HTML is what allows documents to have 'hyperlinks'-- those links which cause a surfer to jump from web page to web page. Many people use the Internet for e-mail. Initially, the Internet was pure text - no graphics and certainly no animations. E-mail was the same. ASCII art was used to create diagrams and charts. It was also used for "fun" and to enhance and liven up the plain text messages. Besides digrams and charts, probably the earliest ASCII art from the Internet are the "Spy at the Wall" collection and the "Silly Cows" collection. David Bader, an ASCII art enthusiast and editor of the 'Cows", recently sent me the COMPLETE, UNCUT, ORIGINAL, and OFFICIAL Silly Cow collection! These cows can be seen all over the Internet and are truly considered to be "classic" ASCII art.. BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEMS & UNDERGROUND ART ASCII art has also been used in the BBS (computer bulletin board systems) scene and in the underground art groups. BBSs were developed in 1978 and became quite popular in the early 1980s.. MUDs (multi-user dungeons) and MUGs (multi-user games) also became quite popular in the early years of the Internet. These are all text based applications. So, if someone wanted to include a picture or diagram, it had to be created from text. Even today, BBSs, MUDs, and MUGs exist -- many are still text based. For more info on BBS and Multi-User Dungeons/Games: Basic uses of Computer Bulletin Boards (includes History) http://www.secretstuff.com/Contents/ComputerInfo/BBS_Uses.htm Local Bulletin Board Systems http://www.naples.net/remote/zrbbs.htm Educational MUDS/MOOS http://tecfa.unige.ch/edu-comp/WWW-VL/eduVR-page.html There is another group of people who have used/created ASCII art from the early days. These are the "underground art groups" who create and package zipped files of art which can be downloaded from the. Some of these groups have been around for many years and create ANSI, ASCII, "Extended ASCII" text pictures, and VGA animations. Here are some relevant sites: http://www.remorse.org (REMORSE) http://artpacks.acid.org/ (ACiD) Other art groups involved in the underground art scene include iCE and CHAOS. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. RELATIVES OF ASCII ART ANSI ART: ANSI art is a cousin to ASCII art. It is often used on BBS (bulletin board systems). It also includes color and animation codes. ANSI art is still created today. ANSI / ASCII Information http://hem1.passagen.se/haakshem/asciians.html ANSi Maker extreme http://www.pagesz.net/~mhare/ansi.html includes ANSI related links/software (including "TheDraw") AOL MACRO ART: America Online (AOL) is one of the few Internet/e-mail programs that did not allow for a fixed-width font. Up until the release of version 4.0, all AOL users had one font. -- yes, ONE font. That one font was Arial-10. Arial is a proportional font. The ASCII art of the Internet looked totally skewed to AOL users. In response, AOL users modified the spacing (by hand) so that the ASCII art would look good in their Arial proportional font. There are many AOL text artists who specialize in creating the Arial font pictures. Because their audience is solely other AOL users, "extended" characters are often used and seen without problems. These AOL Arial-font text pictures have been called "macros". Some misinformed people call them "ASCII Art" - they are not. Obviously, the AOL macros and ASCII art are 'cousins'. They are not the same. Many of the AOL macros are quite good. Unfortunately, they are not often seen or used by people outside of AOL (due to the font/ spacing/character issues). An example of a proportional -font AOL text art "Macros" by Jadie. -A gentle Kiss sent from up above- just to tell you that you are loved. ¸¸ ..,·,·```·-:_.. ¸ ,.·-` ` ` : . ..··--.'````·-.¸ ,.-` :`:.. `::\. '': ··,. ·.\:: `-, * MSøA * ,-` ··``-....`''```·::.:``-.. }: :\:;`-. `-. * 97 * ¸`-...:³``-. -~`··.-` /: ;: :/:.`-..-~``: ` ; * '-., /``··.'-...-~`` `-, ;: /;| `:. ; /: ;; `-.. /_ \.`::/ ;:._··``` :; ;; `-.../ `-@:} -~··-.. }:;/ : ::; /:;:.--~`**´`³, / ` .·` . .@:)': {:: ''·.·``~``;..;; *`³..~``* ;') { `··--..: `` ', `''-...:;;. : ;\~''`³~³.-.~`; .\··-.. ::.·, `:;::/;::.. /:)``::-._:__;) ,·` `( /. ,-·`.;~..--.¸ :::· `=.`,;_..··' ::::<`` -._³; ,` :-` ,-'' ;`'··--··` .·` ``·.::::::::(''`³..``;;) ; `, : `··,.._...· ·` ·:::.;: `-..::-``-.._;;): ;::. .`,::.. . ', ::::. ;::: ;: ''-_³ ;) ',::::. `,:::. `··..; ` :: \;:::: `,:* `~ `,:::.. /:: .. | `,: :;:... .·· '`; ',::..· ;::::.· ;:::.. `-,::..::·` '·. ',: ;':::.. ;::... ',:::::::·· ', ', ,;`::::.. ;::.....: :.. ',:: .:. .. . ': /::/:::::.. ;:: :..·` _...··------·-; '-··...__.:. . `;. ;:: ;:: : / _ ..·-' ``` ``·. ;; ,³',:: ;::: ..· ,·-`'' _..··-`` ..· ;::·. ; ;; (: `--,....-·~ '-..~`-..··` ::` ;;::,. ;::·· ` ;*-. \::·~ .. `'·-~~``--·`'''` `····,..::.___,.·' ::} /:::···:*´` ;{; ~* Råphåël Åñgël *~ . ..:;', ;:::::::···`. ::.. :::;;,,.. ·· ;; ..:;:) {:::::;;::::::::··,... ¸ .;;{:: ..:*´` ··;:;} ',;;; JäÐîë*```···... ;;;::;\::;;;_...··`` ';; __..··'''';;; ``''''''''''''~-....___;;; ···~~''--.....__....~.._··*-....;-~ Please keep in mind that the above Arial example looks good only in the Arial-10 proportional font. It will look skewed in other proportional fonts and in the fixed-width fonts as well. It might even look a bit skewed when viewed in "your" Arial font. Arial has been known to vary from system to system. If you're interested in viewing more of the AOL proportional text art, visit the following sites: The MACROHOUSE http://come.to/themacrohouse mIRC POP-UPS: mIRCAnother place that the ASCII art is prevalent is on mIRC (Internet Relay Chat). There are a number of chat channels that scroll colorized "ASCII" pop-ups or pictures. Often the pop-ups include the "extended" characters. This is rarely a problem since users are tied into the same mIRC software. mIRC home page http://www.mirc.co.uk/ There are many, perhaps thousands, of mIRC channels. Popular ones to "play" the colorized pop-ups include #mirc_rainbow and #mirc_colors. There are several IRC networks, the largest being Undernet. Other networks include Efnet, Dalnet.. And some related links: MIRC Rainbow Home page http://www.mirc-rainbow.com/rainbow.html MIRC Colors Home page http://www.mirc-colors.com/ Aisa's mIRC creations http://www.ctv.es/USER/guerrero/ Undernet Home page http://www.undernet.org/ -- the largest Internet Relay Chat networks .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ASCII ART TODAY AND TOMORROW: The Internet continues to grow. As more personal and home computers are purchased, more people are joining in. The 1999 Internet statistics have been released. There are about 800 million pages on the World Wide Web. Compare this to the 320 million pages estimate of 1997. Electronic mail (e-mail) is widespread. Almost everyone has an e-mail address. People have discovered that e-mail is an efficient method of communication with friends and relatives. There are a variety of e-mail software and programs available. Some e-mail programs allow for graphic images -- but not all. Even people who are capable of receiving images are hesitant to download unknown files and images. ASCII art is text. It does not have to be downloaded to be viewed. For this reason, many people opt to send ASCII art. Microsoft declared ASCII art "dead" in June of 1998. Why? I'm not sure. But I would guess that Microsoft is encouraging people to use GIF and JPG graphics -- of course, with their software. I also think that it is due to the fact that some software, namely Microsofts, are now using a default proportional font setting. ASCII art will appear skewed when viewed in a proportional font. All computer systems have capabilities for fixed-width font, so ASCII art isn't completely dead. People only need to switch their font to a fixed-width one such as Courier, FixedSys, Monaco, or Lucinda Console. ASCII art is not dead. At least not yet. People continue to be intrigued and amazed by what can be created using basic keyboard characters. ASCII art is still used in e-mail, in e-zines, on BBSs, in MUDs/MUGs, and on mIRC. ASCII art has been used in web page development. The non-graphical graphics have served a purpose. ASCII art has also found its way off the Internet -- albeit slowly. It has been used to illustrate books (look for Jon Barnbrook's British Art History publication -1999). It has been used to illustrate in a magazine (see 1999 June issue of UK's EXE Magazine). A reproduction of an ASCII rendering was recently shown in 1999's contemporary art fair in Malaga, Spain. (www.mac21.com) Heck, you can even get a chocolate bar with an ASCII'fied wrapper! (www.gardenofinspirations.com) -- don't be surprised to see that I maake ASCII art T-shirts available in the future! __.-.__.-.__ .'\ '-.__.-' /'. / | ,_ | \ / | _/| \_ | \ '-._/ \.-""-./ \_.-' | ( ^ \^ ) | | \ == / | | /'--'\ | jgs | | '._ _.' `""""` And it seems that someone has already gotten into the money-making aspect of ASCII art. For only $50 or £31.41, you can have an image turned into ASCII -- well actually, into the numbers that make up the value of Pi. The Pi image is constructed from the digits 0 to 9 (and one decimal point). Each digit has a different degree of darkness (grey scale). The final image is a black and white bitmap with the following size: 150 x 75 pixels. I wonder if people have actually paid money for this... it seems like a simple conversion program. Anyhow, take a look: Image in Pi http://www.hotbox.co.uk/p112.html (link no longer active - 8/00) Did I tell you? ASCII art has also found its way into advertising. Look at these recent advertisements using ASCII art... (the Honda image doesn't cycle, click on it and reload your page to view the animation) Fatbrain ad... {*} Fatbrain.com ad -- {*} multibanner ad with ASCII art emoticons Honda Ad that uses ASCII art... click and reload to view. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. I will continue to look for information about text art and other mediums leading up to ASCII art, as we now know it... In the meanwhile, I'd like to hear from you... I have collected responses from various e-mail and USENET posts regarding the history of ASCII art. I have found it all to be interesting. If anyone has more to add or comments to make, please add to the below "guest book"! Add To This ASCII Art History See What People Have Added about ASCII Art History .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Want to find out more about old computers? Check out the following links! The Computer Museum http://www.computerhistory.org/ Vintage Computer Festival http://www.vintage.org/ the "MotherLode" of Computer History Links http://www.siconic.com/vcf/ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Copyright 1999-2001 Joan G. Stark, All Rights Reserved: THIS PAGE MAY NOT BE USED OR PUBLISHED IN ANY FORM (WRITTEN, CD-ROM, ETC.) WITHOUT EXPRESS WRITTEN (HARDCOPY) PERMISSION FROM JOAN G. STARK. -- images remain copyright to the individuals who created them.-- .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Thanks to... Panati, Charles; Browser's Book of Beginnings, 1984, Houghton Mifflin Company John Foust -- X-jfoust@threedee.com George Hutchison -- W7KSJ@RTTY.com Marc Leavey, MD - WA3AJR -- X-ajr@ari.net Fred Lehmann -- X-lehmann@ideasign.com http://geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/5115/teletype.html John Sheetz - K2AGI -- X-ftmk71a@prodigy.com James Willing -- X-jimw@agora.rdrop.com File: mirrors/jgs/data/reptiles.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/reptiles.htm [qg] .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. _.---._ .---. __...---' .---. `---'-. `. .-''__.--' _.'( | )`. `. `._ : .'__-'_ .--'' ._`---'_.-. `. `-`. ~ -._ -._``---. -. `-._ `. 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(.(.)----'` ^^' /^ ^^-._ ( ` \ | _ ^^-._ VvvvvvvVv~~`__,/.._> /:/:/:/:/:/:/:/\ (_..,______^^-. jgs `^^^^^^^^`/ / / /`^^^^^^^^^>^^>^`> > _`) ) (((` (((` (((` (((` `'--'^ ~ crocodile ~ 9/96 _.---._ .---. __...---' .---. `---'-. `. .-''__.--' _.'( | )`. `. `._ : .'__-'_ .--'' ._`---'_.-. `. `-`. ~ -._ -._``---. -. `-._ `. ~ -.._ _ _ _ ..-_ `. `-._``--.._ -~ -._ `-. -. `-._``--.._.--''. ~ ~-.__ -._ `-.__ `. `. jgs ~~ ~---...__ _ ._ .` `. ~ ~--.....--~` _.---._ .---. __...---' .---. `---'-. `. ~ -~ -.-''__.--' _.'( | )`. `. `._ : -.~~ .'__-'_ .--'' ._`---'_.-. `. `-`. ~ ~_~-~-~_ ~ -._ -._``---. -. `-._ `. ~- ~ ~ -_ -~ ~ -.._ _ _ _ ..-_ `. `-._``--.._ ~~-~ ~-_ _~ ~-~ ~ -~ _~~_-~ -._ `-. -. `-._``--.._.--''. ~ -~_ ~~ -~_-~ _~- _~~ _~-_~ ~-_~~ ~-.___ -._ `-.__ `. `. ~ -_~ jgs ~~ _~- ~~- -_~ ~- ~ - _~~- _~~ ~---...__ _ ._ .` `. ~-_~ ~ ~- _~~- _-_~ ~-_ ~-~ ~_-~ _~- ~_~-_~ ~--.....--~ -~_ ~ ~ ~ - ~ ~ ~~ - ~~- ~~- ~- ~ -~ ~ ~ -~~- ~- ~-~ .---. _.---._ .` .-'---` .---. 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V`'-._/( , < `;--'..__ V'-.__.-|\-..__/ jgs ' '---'-..(/.-..__.-V -= [ frog ]=- 3/97 .-. .-. _ (o) )-"-( (o) _ / \ __/'-' '-'\__ / \ / \/ \ . . / \/ \ / , / `----=----` \ , \ \ ( \ , `'-----'` , / ) / __> \ `\ \ _ _ / /` / <__ \_ /^\_`\ \,`---`,/ /`_/^\ _/ jgs /_/|_\ /||\ /||\ /_|\_\ -=[ frog ]=- 1/98 _ _ / \ / \ _|_0/-\0_|_ / " \ \'-._____.-'/ .--.'._ _.'.--. | \/ \/ | | / \ | ___\ / / \ \ /___ \__ ( \__ __/ ) __/ /__ |\ _/_ /| __\ jgs |_/ /_/\_\ /_/\_\ \_| -=[ frog ]=- 10/98 _ _ (o`\__/`o) .-' '-. | '' | \__ '.____.' __/ / ;-.____.-; \ | ( / \ ) | / `> <` \ \_\_\ /_/_/ \ \ / / / ;.____.; \ / / \ \ \ \ / / '.\ /.' ) \ / ( /` | | `\ jgs /_ | | _\ /_/-' '-\_\ >> frog << 10/96 .. .' @`._ ~ ...._.' ,__.-; _..------/` .-' ~ : __./' , .'-'--.._ ~ `---(.-'''---. \`._ `. ~ _.--'( .______.'.-' `-.` `. : `-..____`-. ; `. ```` ; ~ jgs `-.__ __.-' ````-----.......-----''' ~ ~ ~ -=[ frog with fly ]=- 12/96 ' .''. '..' '. \/ __ __ '.()o ." ". ." ". ____ "" / .-. \_/ .-. \ ____ / `"=._ _/ (o ) (o ) \_ _.="` \ | "=. /' '-'_,-,_'-' `\ .=" | | ". ". | '. _."_.-._"._ .' | ." ." | ". ". ". \ `"-.~._^_.~.-"` / ." ." ." ". ". ". `--._ `-.~.-` _.--` ." ." ." "=._ ". "=./ `._ _.` \.=" ." _.=" "=._ "._ / `"""""` \ _." _.=" "=. "-. : : .-" .=" ". "| Y Y |" ." _.="` _\ \ / /_ `"=._ _.-"""``""` _.-"`__\ \-.____.-/ /__`"-._ `""``"""-._ .-'.-' _.-'_.-"`jgs.' .' .'\ \ / /'. '._'. `"-._'-._'-.'-. `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` -=[ frog ]=- 2/97 __ __ . ' ' . /`\ .( o)-( o). /`\ . ' ' . / , \( _______ )/ , \ () .' ___/ /_\ /`"-------"`\ /_\ \___ `() jgs`~//^\~_`\ <__ __> /`_~/^\\~` `~//^\\~`~//^\\~` -=[ frog ]=- 5/97 _ _ (o)-(o) .-( " )-. / /`'-=-'`\ \ jgs __\ _\ \___/ /_ /__ /| /|\ /|\ |\ -=[ frog ]=- 5/97 .-. .-. ( o )_( o ) __ / '-' '-' \ __ / / " \ \ | \ _____, / | jgs \ \`-._______.-'/ / _.-` /\) (/\ `-._ (_ / / /.___.\ \ \ _) (_.(_/ / (_ _) \ \_)._) (_(_)_) (_(_)_) -=[ frogs ]=- 8/97 ()-() .-(___)-. _< >_ jgs \/ \/ _ _ (oTo) _.-( _ )-._ `/`( '-' )`\` /'---'\ __\ /__ jgs \_/ \_/ _ _ (.)-(.) / " \ /\'---'/\ /| `'"'` |\ // \ / \\ /|\ / /^\ \ /|\ / .' '. \ \ ( ) / / | | \ jgs / | | \ '-'-' '-'-' _ _ (|)--(|) .-./` .. `\.-. / | .__ __. | \ | \ `` / | \ / ` -- ` \ / \| |/ ,---'\ \ / /'---, jgs \.-'`/=|=\'--'/=|=\`-._/ _______ |#######| _|#######|_ '--(o)-(o)--' / " \ /\'---'/\ /| (>o<) |\ // \ / \\##, /|\ / /^\ \ /|\'# / .' '. \ '#, \ ( ) / '#, / | | \ '#, jgs / | | \ '#, '-'-' '-'-' '# -=[ frog ]=- 4/98 _ __ /_/_\`\ .---\o\o/ | (-. , O`--. \_'----' .--.`\ |` / (| _\ _\ ()_/ {_/'-||_} -'`) jgs {_/ }_..-` -=[ frog ]=- 6/98 .--. _.----._ __ /_.--;_..-''''---''`` .:. `-.`-. c-'`.'.-. '. '::. .::. '::' '. `) .'o ((0)) ' ':::' .::.:. '\ ( '-' .-. .:' .::' '_...._| '._-..__ '-' . .:' .-' .' '-. `''--;:-_, __, '::' .' .' \ \ ,`""\ / / / / , | \-.__\\/(___| |`'''-----'`| | .-' / / `-. | _____\ ` _.-' / `-.-'--`-._ _/ _.;--. `- __.:.--'` jgs `"` '------';` _.' `--` -=[ frog ]=- 7/98 _ _ (')-=-(') __( " )__ / _/'-----'\_ \ ___\\ \\ // //___ jgs >____)/_\---/_\(____< -=[ frog ]=- 5/99 __ __ (o )( o) / '' \ '.__--__.' .-./ \.-. | |( )| | ,__\ \\ // /__, ) _. / \/ \ ._ ( jgs \_.'^^^^^^'._/ -=[ frog ]=- 4/00 .-""..-""-. | /`\(/`\ | __...--' Q_/ Q_/ / .-"`. < '-._ ' ._, `\ `T'"---...-'/ .-; / / / | .-;--. _.' \ | ( / )_.-' '--| `;-..-'` .-. / '-._ ( ) \ ..__ `';-- '-' .-; .' `"-| ( | / /.'""-..|_ / _ '-| \ / `"` (_) | | | | /-._ _.' | \_\ \_\ \`""` | \_\ \ ; _.-"'. / .-" '-./ .' | _..--'/ .' `\ -; / .' \ \ / .' \ \ / .' \ \/ _; \ `\ `-._ ; |'=. `'. jgs 7 L `'-._ `. /, | `-. '. __.'.' \; `-. '-. `'. / \ /` `\ \ .--.> .' / | /_.' _.-' -' \ | ` `-. / / ) _.._| /_.-"` ` " -=[ girl holding frog ]=- 8/97 .--..-""""-..--. ///`/////////\`\\\ ||/ |///""\\\| \|| ## ( 6. 6 ) ## /_\ \ _. / /_\ _`) (`_ /` '--' `\ | _ _ | /\_/(.)(.)\_/\ ( / / \ \ ) \ \/\ -- /\/ / \__)`''`(__/ |\u u/| |/ /\ \| / .' '. \ \ ( || ) / / |_||_| \ / | || | \ '-'-|` || `|-'-' jgs |==||==| /~`//~`/ / // / `""` `"` -=[ frog ]=- 2/98 _ _ (.)_(.) _ ( _ ) _ / \/`-----'\/ \ __\ ( ( ) ) /__ ) /\ \._./ /\ ( jgs )_/ /|\ /|\ \_( @@ gecko/skink @@ 11/96 __ , (' \ \ \ \\/ '\/\ \\ \ \\/\, \ \\ /\ \\ \ `\\\ ' `\\ jgs \\ \\ \\ , `---' __ \/_ (' \`\ _\, \ \\/ /`\/\ \\ \ \\ \ \\/\/_ /\ \\'\ __\ `\\\ /|` `\\ \\ jgs \\ \\ , `---' -=[ lizard ]=- 12/98 \_(\_\ \\_ <`\\> )) jgs ( _ : ` _..-=-=-=-.._.--. `-._ ___,..-'" -~~` __') jgs `'"---'"`>>"'~~"~"~~>>'` =====================```========```======== -=[ lizards newts ]=- 9/00 /\ p''q \ / _|/_ _\|_ / \.'/ \`| |' `| | ; |-, ,'\ /-.\_ _/.-'\ \ /|\ .-. /|\ '. `'._.'/ ` jgs `'----' /\ p q _\| \ / |/_ \// \\/ `| |` | | ,/_ _\, | |//\ /\\| ;/ \; \ jgs '. \ .-. \ | ` '.__// `"` -=[ lizard/iguana ]=- 5/97 __ _.-~` `~-. _.--~~~---,.__ _.,;; . -=(@'`\ .-` ``~~~~--~~` ';;; ____) _.' '. ';;;;; '`_.' .-~;` `\ ' ';;;;;__.~` .' .' `'. | / /;'' \/ .---'''``) /'-._____.--'\ \ jgs _/| (` / /` `\ \__ ', `/- \ \ __/ (_ /-\-\-` `;'-..___) | `/-\-\-` `-. .' `~~~~`` -=[ iguana ]=- 9/00 .,;//, .-"`_`;///, /._ <|> `\;:. '._-_ ( )|::, |;-. ///:::,. \ ; .-' `'':::,. _'-; ':::,. ,-;--/ / ':::,._ / /\ ``'.'. _-,-/ / '._ _.-' '.\ ` (,--' `""--.._( '. ` \ .--' \ _) ( \ __.-'_._-'`-. \ ` (.-`) ` `\ \ '. \ \ \ `\ ; | | / / ,__.'.' jgs '--' -=[ snake ]=- 3/01 .-. / aa \ -,_) _..._| \ `-< {} ." .__.' | {} ( /`\ {}(`'------' / |\/;._______.'\ ; \ / jgs '-'-.......-' @@ snake @@ 11/96 _,..,,,_ '``````^~"-,_`"-,_ .-~c~-. `~:. ^-. `~~~-.c ; `:. `-, _.-~~^^~:. `. ; _,--~~~~-._ `:. ~. .~ `. .` ;' .:` `: `:. ` _.:-,. `. .' .: :' _.-~^~-. `. `..' .: `. ' : .' _:' .-' `. :. .: .'`. : ; jgs : `-' .:' `. `^~~^` .:. `. ; ; `-.__,-~ ~-. ,' ': '.__.` :' ~--..--' ':. .:' ':..___.:' -=[ snake ]=- 2/97 .-'-. /' `\ /' _.-.-._ `\ | (|) (|) | | \__"__/ | \ |v.v| / \ | | | / `\ |=^-| /' `|=-=|' | - | |= | |-=-| _.-=-=|= -|=-=-._ ( |___| ) ( `-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-` ) (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) jgs `-=-=-=-=-=-=-` -=[ snake ]=- 3/97 .-. (_" \ /`\ \ ^ ) ) ( ( ) ) ( ( \ \ jgs `\| -=[ snakes ]=- 5/97 .-=-. .--. __ .' '. / " ) _ .' '. / .-. \ / .-'\ ( \ / .-. \ / / \ \ / / ^ \ `-` / \ `-' / \ `-` / jgs`-.-` '.____.' `.____.' _ .-=-. .-==-. { } __ .' O o '. / -<' ) { } .' O'. / o .-. O \ / .--v` { } / .-. o\ /O / \ o\ /O / \ `-` / \ O`-'o / \ O`-`o / jgs `-.-` '.____.' `.____.' -=[ worms/snakes ]=- 7/97 __ (\ .-. .-. /_") \\_//^\\_//^\\_// jgs `"` `"` `"` __ (\ .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. /_") \\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_// jgs `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` __ ("_\ .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. /) \\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_//^\\_// jgs `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` -=[ hugging snakes ]=- 9/97 _____ .-'` '. __/ __ \ / \ / \ | ___ | /`\| /`\| | .-' /^\/^\ | \(/| \(/| |/ |) |)| .-\__/ \__/ | \_/\_/__..._ _...---'-. / _ '. /, , \ '| `\ \ | )) )) /`| \ `. /) /) | | ` ` .' | `-._ / \ .' | ,_ `--....-' `. __.' , | / /`'''` `'-.____.-' / /, | / / `. `-.-` .' \ / / | `-.__.'| \ | | |-. _.._| | / | | `'. .-''`` | | | / | `-. .'` / / / | | '. /` / / | / |\ \ / | | | | /\ | || | / | / '. | |\ \ | / | '. / \ `. '. / | \ '---'/ \ '. `-./ \ '. / '. `'. `-._ '.__ '-._____.'--'''''--. '-. `'--._ `.__ `';----` \ `-. `-. `."'``` ; `'-..,_ `-. `'-. / jgs '. '. '. .' -=[ rattlesnakes ]=- 3/98 _.--.... _....---;:'::' ^__/ .' `'`___....---=-'` /::' (` \' `:. `\::. ';-"":::-._ {} _.--'`\:' .'`-.`'`.' `{I} .-' `' .;;`\::. '. _: {-I}`\ .' .:. `:: _)::: _;' `{=I}.:| /. ::::`":::` ':'.-'`':. {_I}::/ |:. ':' ::::: .':'`:. `'|':|:' \: .:. ''' .:| .:, _:./':.| jgs '--.:::...---'\:'.:`':`':./ '-::..:::-' ____ __ ____ ____ _ ___ ___ _ _ __ _ _ ___ | - )/- `\|_ _||_ _|| |_ / -_\( _/| \| |/- `\| |/ // -_\ |_|\_\\_._| |__| |__| |___|\___|/___)|_\__|\_._||_|\_\\___| ___ .-"` ``"-. .-"""-. / \ / \ | \ | | \ .-. ; \ |`\ | | | / | _ _ _ .--._/ / | \/ |/ ; .'` ` ` } --==< __.' / Y / / .'`"`"` '--' | ; (_/` / \ /\ / jgs '-.....-' `..____.-' __ __ _ _ ___ ___ _ _ __ __ | \/ || | |( _// -_\| | || \/ | |_|\/|_|\___//___)\___|\___/|_|\/|_| visit: American International Rattlesnake Museum _ `-) 8__/__ jgs (___) _ (-` "", \ jgs (____) .-""-. ((````)) .=. 8 \\ // /._.`- \.__))((_// jgs '--' '-' -=[ snake ]=- 9/98 tweaked by:ccx165@coventry.ac.uk (Phil) .-. ((`-' \\ \\ .="""=._)) ; '=.`"'" '==" after/jgs -=[ inchworm ]=- 5/98 "Inch" the beanie baby | | | o | /| .--o | ||_/_ | .'\ `'. |/ \ `\ || O | |; / | \ '-,___.' _| \ \ .-' | ; \ .' | | ; / | | | | | | ; | L_ | / | `'-. _.' \ `'._ \ '. '. \ `'._ ; T-._ | ,| |-, ; .' | | / / | | .' / | |.--'` | .-| | | / | | \ / | | ` jgs| | -=[ turtle ]=- 3/01 .---. _....._ / p `\ .-""`: :`"-. |__ - | ,' . ' ', ._> \ /: : ; :, '-. '\`. . : ' \ `. | .'._.' '._.' '._.'. | `;-\. : : ' '/,__, .-'`'._ ' . : _.'.__.' ((((-'/ `";--..:..--;"` \ .' / \ \ jgs ((((-' ((((-' -=[ standing turtle ]=- 3/01 .-""""-. |" (a \ \--' | ;,___.;. _ / `"""`\#'. | `\"== \##\ \ ) /`;##; ;-' .-' |##| |"== ( _.'|##| | `` /##/ \"== .##' ',__.--;#;` / / |\( \ \ ( / / \ jgs (__(____.' ~a turtle~ 9/96 __....__ .-~~/ \__/ \~~-. /_/``\__/ \__/``\_\.--. / \__/ \__/ \__/ \ o`. `==/\__/__\__/__\__/__\__/\`'--' jgs ~/__/__/^^^^^^^^\__\__\~ @@ tiny turtle @@ 11/96 _ .----. (_\/ \_, jgs 'uu----uu~' >> turtle characature << 10/96 .-.-.-._ .~\ /~\_/ \. .~\_/~\_/ \_/~\. .~\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/~\ .----. /\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/\ (o)(o)`\_ /_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_\ | , |/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \\. _.; \ " / |\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/~\"'_.' `--'`--\/_\-/-\_/-\-/ \_/-\_/_\.-"" /~/"""| |"""""| |'"\~\ jgs _/ / _| | _| | \ \ (___| (___| (___| (___| -=[ turtle ]=- 4/97 .==. __/-^-^\ (' )^-^-^\) jgs `^UU^^UU^ -=[ turtle ]=- 5/97 ,-"""-. 66._/ \___/ \ (____)_/___\__\_) jgs /_// \\_\ .-""""-, / \____/ \_.99 (_/__/____\_(____) jgs //_// \\_\ -=[ turtles ]=- 6/97 .=. ____ .=. \ .-' '-. / .q-./.'\_/\_/'.\ < |: -<_><_>- :|=-- 'd-'\'./ \/ \.'/ / '-.____.-' \ jgs '=' '=' .=. ____ .=. \ .-' '-. / /.'\_/\_/'.\.-p. --=|: -<_><_>- :| > \'./ \/ \.'/'-b' / '-.____.-' \ jgs '=' '=' -=[ turtle ]=- 8/97 ((( ((( \_;.-,-,-.;_/ .--. /'.\_|_|_/.'\ /. q `|_/` `\_\-._, \' d ,|_\. _ _ _ ./_/``` '--' \.'/ | | \`./ /`;'-'-'-'-;`\ jgs ((( ((( -=[ turtle ]=- 7/98 __ .,-;-;-,. /'_\ _/_/_/_|_\_\) / '-<_><_><_><_>=/\ jgs `/_/====/_/-'\_\ "" "" "" -=[ turtles ]=- 8/99 _ / \ ) ( _ .""". _ /` /`_\ /_`\ `\ "`|_> _ <_|`" |_/\ /\_| /\_-'-_/\ jgs /_/ `)` \_\ "" "" _.._ _ ."\__/"./`_\ _/__<__>__\/ jgs `"/_/""""\_\\ -=[ dinosaur/ brontosaurus ]=- 7/97 ,--. `.`_.`\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ `-''^^^^^''-. \ `-._ >> > < <__ ^'-----...,,_ jgs //__/`---'\__\\`'""""'"'"'"'''''`` `"`"" `""`" -=[ Jurassic Park/Lost World dino ]=- 6/97 , , ;:._.-`''. ;.;'.;` _ `. ',;` ( \ ,`-. `:.`, (_/ ;\ `-. ';: / `. `-._ `;.;' `-,/ . `-. ';;' _ `^` `. ';; ,'-' `--._ ; ': `;; ,; `. ':`,,.__,,_ / `;`:;`;:` ,; '. ;, ';';':';;` .,; ' '-._ `':.; .:; ` '._ `';;, ;:` ` :'`' ',__.) `;:;:.,...;'`' ';. '`'::'`'' .'`' ,'jgs`';;:,..::;`'`' , .;` `'::''` ,`;`. -=[ Rex -Toy Story ]=- 12/96 _.-. / 99\ ( `\ |\\ , ,| __ | \\____/ ,.--"`-.". / `---' _.-' '-/ | _.-" | '-. |_/_ ,__.-' _,.--\ \ (( /-\ ',_..--' `\ \ \\_ / `-, ) |\' | |-.,,-" ( | | `\ `',_ ) \ \,(\(\-' jgs \ `-,_ \_(\-(\`-` " " -=[ Gertie, the dinosaur ]=- 2/99 .""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. see Mythical Page for dragons and nessie .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/colin3.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/colin3.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, {;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;} {;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;} {;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;} {|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||} {|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||} Colin Douthwaite {|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||} 1930 - 1999 | /~~\ | p.3 = ;) | | /_ \_/ | /// | ~~~ | / | /_____ | \ / -cfbd- .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Colin Douthwaite, aka 'cfbd', was an avid enthusiast of ASCII art. This archive is just a small tribute to a man who contributed so much. We'll miss you, Colin. Bye, .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. contributed by Veronica Karlsson Hmmm.... doing a search for "cfbd" in my collection gives this result: %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Joan, that would make a lovely ski sweater: <'^-,_ `~^` `" \ " Dougal, dear boy, ) someone has brought / _._ you sugar lumps / /~ ~\ again. " __ ( __ / \ ( ) _\__( )_ - - - _ _ / _ _ \ \ , ... '_'_(\. - ~ ~ - _\_/)_ | :;: :;;;: ( _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ) | :;: \__/,,.,.,,,.,,,,,.,,,`\_/ | ... | O O | | ;;; .::: | | \ ;; :::` | | \ ;; : ( ) ; -cfbd- ( \ , , ,.' ', `~~~~~` ,' \/\) \\ ' ' '\/\) ` '>'\' ' ( \ \/\) \/\) .,,,,,. " Thank you very .%;;;;;;;%`\ \ / much indeed. / ` /`"'''"'`\ \ \ _ / Very kind. " / / ~ 6 6 ~ \ \ ("'"; / / .,,,,,. \ \``'.,,,.. ;"'" / : ::;;;;;:: ; \ \ ```'' \ / : `'''''` ; \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / `, _ ,' \ \ \ \ \ -cfbd- / \ `''`(_)``''` / \ \ \ \ / // \ : . . . : / \ \ ; \ \ \ \ ; / // \\ ; ; ; ; // \ /\ ; ; , ' ^ ^ '^ ^ ' _______'' ` `` '' `' ` ' ` /\ \ / \ \ / \ \ / \_______\ \ / / ___\ / ____/___ /\ \ / /\ \ / \ \/___/ \ \ / \ \ \ \ / \_______\ \_______\ \ / / / / \ / / / / \ / /\ / / \/_______/ \/_______/ logicko Colin Douthwaite %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ======================================================================== : . : . .-~~~-. `. .-. .' .- ~ ~-( )_ _ .~ ~. / ~ -. . . . : : . . . : ' ~. .~ , .' .' ~-~ `. ~- . . , . , . , . . -~ ' : ` : __ __ (__)____/~\_____(__) __________________,,,,,,,/| / \'''---____/ ,,,,,,,,,,-------'''''''~~ / :\_ _ _ _ _/: \ /__________________ | : \/ \/ \/ : | :: ------___ | : : | :: :: -_ | : : | :: :: \ \ : /\ /\ /\ : / :: :: ::| \ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ / :: :: :: | \_____ __________' ____---~~~~~~~---____::______ :: | \ \ ~~~~~~~~ -:: | '\ \ ______________________/; \ | '\ ,,,,,,,,----------------' THE MEGABITE | | -cfbd- | |\ | _-_ \_| \_| /~~ ~~\ _-_ /~~ ~~\ /~~ ~~\ _-_ { } _-_ /~~ ~~ /~~ ~~\ \ _- -_ _-_ /~~ ~~\ /~~ ~~\ ~~ \\ // /~~ ~~\ /~~ ~~\ - -{ } | | /~~ ~~\ { }\\ // \ _- -_ / | | { } \ _- -_ / | | ~~ \\ // ~~ // \\ \ _- -_ / ~~ \\ // ~~ | | | | ~~ \\ // ~~ | | // \\ | | | | | | // \\ | | // \\ \|/ \#/ \|/ \\||// \#/ // \\ GIANT KITE - The Megabite ============================ Constructed by Peter Lynn of Ashburton, New Zealand, the kite is 55 metres long and 22 metres wide and weighs 150 kg. It is modelled on a Trilobite pre-historic animal which it imitates by "swimming" in the air. 20 March 1996 ======================================================================== ------------------- Nice one.. but as far as I know, the kite is still named "Trilobite" Jack Sawyer %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Chorus gentlemen, please ! (___) (___) (___) (___)(___) (___) (___) (___) (___)(___) (o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)(o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___) \ /(o o)\ / (o o) /(___)/ (o o) \ /(o o)\ / (o o) /(___)/ (o o) O \ / O \ / O (o o) \ / O \ / O \ / O (o o) \ / (___) O (___) O(___) (___)(__O) (___) O (___) O(___) (___)(__O) (o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)(o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___) \ /(o o)\ / (o o) /(___)/ (o o) \ /(o o)\ / (o o) /(___)/ (o o) O \ / O \ / O (o o) \ / O \ / O \ / O (o o) \ / (___) O (___) O(___) (___)(__O) (___) O (___) O(___) (___)(__O) (o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___)(o o(___)o o) (___) o) (o o)((___) \ /(o o)\ / (o o) /(___)/ (o o) \ /(o o)\ / (o o) /(___)/ (o o) O \ / O \ / O (o o) \ / O \ / O \ / O (o o) \ / O O \ / O O O \ / O O O (__) ,'-00 Mool Voice Choir / /\_| / in Concert / | _/__________________ | \===^__| __| _|___ /\ |___________________| |=====| | I I *I I| | I I I I^ ^ I I -cfbd- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% (\___/) (O O) \ / @@@@@@\_/@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@@ @@@@ @@@ @@@ @@ WOOLLY @@ @@@ @@@ @@ JUMPER @@ @@@ @@@ @@@@ @@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@ === @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ === WW @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ WW ============== / \ ( ) -cfbd- \ / ) ( ) (\_______________ (...)\_____(...)_______________) A Woolly Jumper ( cross between a Sheep and a Kangaroo ) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% _-_ /~~ ~~\ |\ |\ /~~ ~~\ ()__() _-_ } \o o / /~~ ~~\ -_ / _-_ () / /~~ ~~\ // ~~ /~~ ~ (^) \ { }| /~~ \ \ \ _- -_ / | { \ \ ~~ \\ // ~~ \\ \ _- _ _ | \ | | ~~ \\ // ' _ _/ ) ~- _ | | | | '/,_ _ _/ ~ , // \\ | | / /)/) ', // \\ ( (ø.ø) _ _', \ __) (__ / } '- - - - - - - - - - -, \ { ,- - - - - - - - ' ' ' ' \ > / #----x---x--x----# .--- \ ' / --x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#-- # # "----~ ~ / / # # #---x---x--x--x--#---x- (_/ x---x---x----#---x---x--x--x---x---#--- # # " # -cfbd- # #----x--x--x--x--#--x---x---x----x----x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#--- #/ \|/ \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// \\#|// \\\\\|||/// \|/#\|/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baby Roo was practising very small jumps in the sand and falling down mouse-holes and climbing out of them... _-_ " Look at me jumping," squeaked Roo, /~~ ~~\ and fell into another mouse-hole. /~~ ~~\ _-_ _-_ } /~~ ~~\ - Winnie-the-Pooh /~~ ~~\ -_ / /~~ ~~\ /~~ ~~\ // ~~ { { }| \ _- -_ / \ _- -_ / | ~~ \\ // ~~ ~~ \\ // ~~ \\ | | | | | | | | // \\ /)/) // \\ (ø.ø) / \|/ \\||// \#/ \ ( /> \\#|// \\\\\|||/// \|/ \|| --------------------- __/ _\ // _-------------------------------- . . . . . : '~( '~ )// - . . . ()()_____ . . . . . : _\ '}/ - . /** ) _ . . . : "--~(/ : . . . O_\\-m--m-/____) -cfbd- . : .....".. : . . . __ __-- __ _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- __ _-- _ __-- _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ALL TOGETHER NOW... " Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport. Tie me Kangarooo down. /| /| Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport... ()__() \ = =/ Tie me Kangaroo... /\ () Tie me Kangaroo... / / (^) Tie me Kangaroo down !!! ( ( ~ _ _ | \ - Rolf Harris ' _ _/ ) ~- _ '/,_ _ _/ ~ , / ', ( _ _', \ _______ / } ', ____ \ { ,\ ', \__/ \ > / ', ' || - - - - -,, .--- \ ___/ ' || - ' ' ' ' "----~ }___{=o=o=o=o=[__] (_/ || -cfbd- " || #// \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// || #/ \|/ \\||// \#/ ==================================================================== %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% .,,,''''''',, .,,,/ ,~~~\. /~~~\ \ \ / __/ / \_'''',,,/ )) )) \_O--/ | \ __ ",, // // | / \_ / @) ''//_ // | ',,,/ ~~ // ~~__ | ) ( __// ---___ _/OO \ ) / ) ( ,,,, (_Q '''----_______,_/ \ |--.-- #| |,,,/\_ ~~\/ \____________#| / \_ ''\___ ~O O / / _/ / ~~\ __ \ /\_ /\/ /__/ #|__/ |## _ /_ _ /_ |## ~~ -cfbd- \/ \, \/ \, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When you and a friend are being chased by an elephant don't even bother running. " It never rains unless it pours ! " %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ___ .-~ ~- "~-. _,. ~ ~ - _ / /_ )--"~ ~-.. / ;~ | `. |-@- | / \ _O_/ \ .-, l / / \ | | |Q/ \_/ | __|_ | | | \ | \ / | | \ / } \ _ _ _ _\ -cfbd- | |_ | / _ - ~ ^ - - - \\. \__() | | | | \\ ~ ~ / [____| ~ [____| \\ ~ / ~ ~~~\\~~~~~~ ~ / ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ / ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ / ~ ~~~~~~~ ~ / ~ ~ / ~ ~ ~ / |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | INDOOR CIRCUS | | | __ ~~ ^ ^ |_______________________________ / \ / ~ )###) _______ \ / < ] (~~\ / ||= > / ~~~|| / \ /====\ /~ ~\ ~~~~~~\ /~~~~~~~~\ /~~~~~~~~\ /~~~~~~~~\ /~~~~~~~~\ /~~~~~~~~\ | | | | | | -Steve Shannon- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% platypus _.- ~~^^^'~- _ _ .,.- ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ ________,' ::. ~ -. (( ~_\ -s- :: _ - ;, \\ ______<.._ .;;;` ,' } `', ``~~~~~ ~` ~- _ ; ; `\ _ _- _ ( } { , \, `, / ((/ _ _i ! _ , ,' \, , / ((((____/ ~ - - - - _ _'_-_,_,` \, ; < ----,____ (,(,(, ____> \,' \ ________`--.__ _ _ ____ ____ __ ______ _ _ ____ ____ __ `------__------- ______ _ _ ____ ____ __ -cfbd- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) I guess I ought to join in this " My First Ascii Art " game because someone requested it. I tend to be a collector and diddler rather than a creative ascii- artist but I have done a few originals and I think " The Lamprey " was my first ever original. Someone was trying to create a new newsgroup named "alt.lampreys" and opponents said the idea was stupid. I had to find out what a lamprey actually was because it was being said that lampreys liked biting cows. Anyway, here is my Very Own Lamprey of mid-1993 vintage... _,-,,__,- ~~~~~- _ _ _,,,, ( ~~-_ ,''' O ', '~',__ _ _,,,'''--_ -_ _'_ _ _ ', ''' ' ~-_ - ( ), / ', -_ ', ~"'"'"'"~ ', / ', _- _' ', / '-,_,,,_,,_,,__ ,_ _ _ ,- _- ', _- -cfbd- lamprey '-,-,.,_.,_, _ ,,_ , -'-'-'' Bye, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Entwistle's Dog meets Schrodinger's Cat ()() ____ (..) /|o | /\/\ /o| o| __c\db/o.. /o_|_o_|_________ / \ /______________________________\ / \ /________________________________\ , , / \ |\___/| ,-. /__________________________________\ |o o|_______________ | | { } \ w / \`. ,',' <____________________________| _`---' , |.`--' ,' | DOG BOX > (____``\ |```` ( \ `---' {____________________________| ______ (________|````````\ /) < } / DOG \ ) // |____________________________| /___________\ (_// \\/ \||// |// \\/ -cfbd- \||// [ mouse & cheese by Row ] Was the dog dead or alive ? Did the cat take a free lunch ? Around this part of the world, anyone ending up in the dog-box would be considered more dead than alive :-) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% |\_/| _____/ - - \ /~____ \ ="= / (______)___w)w) cfbd %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, db ,B##a {;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;} ,HHAo#####b {;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;} 6HHHHH##### {;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;} _ HHHHHH#####, {|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||} m####m======+++m#### {|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||} `*###'~~##~~~\^9#### {|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||} T|::;/ \`::|-//H# | /~~\ | ``~7 `== /#7 = ;) | | | `-+ } /_ \_/ | | .---, / /// | \ (_ , ,'\ ~~~ | `,_ ,' \ / | ,,-~/_ ~-,-~_______ /_____ | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \ / -cfbd- Scott A. H. Ruggels Colin Douthwaite ( cfbd ) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %;;;% // o o \\ (""; // ,,,,, \\,,..,,,.. ;"" /: :;;;;;: ; \ \`'' \ /`, `'''` ,' \ \ \ \ \ \ \ -cfbd- / `(_)' / \ \ \ \ \ / \; ;/ \ ; \ \ \ ; \ : ; Dougal awards it 3.3 sugar lumps... ___ ___ ___ _ /___/| /___/| /___/| /_/| | | | | | | | | | | | | |___|/ |___|/ |___|/ |_|/ Bye, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% .-. .-. .****. .****. .*****.*****. .*********. .*******. .*****. .***. .......*....... " Sweet Dreams Llizard " __ __ ||_____________________________________________|| || _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ || || { | } || || { > YAWWWWN! \ | | | / } || || { / \ | | | / } || || { / \|_|_|/ } || || { ( _.--~_@.__ ~~-._ } || || { \ :..____~ ~-. } || || { \ ________'' ~_ } || || { (/~~^^'' ~~-.. ~ ._ ; } || || { `-._ `. ~. } || || { ~~\. ~\ } || || .......................... (((((((((((((... || || . .| || . . ||\ .............................................. ~~ \ . . _-- __ \ . . ~~--__ \ . . ~-. \ . . \ . .,- _ |`. \ . `-. / | \ . ;' | \ . _,-' / \ . _______.......----~~~ _,' \ . ~~""""---......._________...-- \ . . \ . . \ . . \ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \ ( ) \ ( ) \ | | \|____________________________________________________| || | || | || | " Sweet Dreams Llizard " -cfbd- || | `~~ `~~ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Bye, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ___---------------------------------------------------------___ / . . . . . | PORK | . . . . . \ / . . . / _n_ ______ \ . . \ |\/ . . . / _/o \/ \@ \ . . . .\/| || . . . . ( O_ ) ) . . . || |/\ . . . . \ \___/\______/ / . . . . /\| \ . . \ || || / . . / \___ . . . . . | SAUSAGE |. . . . ___/ --------------------------------------------------------- -cfbd- ___----------------------------------------------------------___ / . . . . . | PORK | . . . . . \ / . . . / ______ _n_ \ . . \ |\/ . . . / @/ \/ o\_ \ . . . .\/| || . . . . ( ( _O ) . . . || |/\ . . . . \ \______/\___/ / . . . . /\| \ . . \ || || / . . / \___ . . . . . | SAUSAGE |. . . . ___/ ----------------------------------------------------------- -cfbd- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% (\ (\ \\ \\ __))____))__ '\_ """" _/` (-s s-) ,\ / _ - - - - - - - - - - ' ,\ / __- , "" / , ) | ) / | / _ _ _ _ \ /\ / PADDY McGINTY'S / _/ / - - - |/ |/ GOAT | / | / )> )> | | | | |/ |/ | / |/ -cfbd98- || (\ || (\ (\ (\ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% _...._ / \ / o __ o \ ( \/ ) ) ( ( - - - ) ( ) ( ) [ ] ------------------/l\ /l\------------------- ------------------------------------------ ( ) ( __ _) -cfbd- after Susan Harmon %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ''.. ) '''. .' ( ( ( .' '. ) ( ) ) ( ) ''.. '. ( ) ( ( ) ( }#{ (\*/) ) ( ) ) ( ) " " ( ) ( ) ( ) ) ___.--. ) ) ) .''. .''...' ..'''.. \\\\ ( ( _.-~~~-.'''.'' ''-. ; `** ) ) ;****......._____.......****; `*. ( .* `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' * `*. ) ';`*. A steaming bowl of .*' `*. ..''; `**. pasty turds. .**' `*. ..'''.. '. `***. .***' `* ___________`.......'..'____`**lester**amc**'______________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ------------------------------------- I think they would look better in a Gozunda or Bedpan...just my opinion: ) ( ( ( ) ) ) ( ) ) ( ) ( ( ( ) ( ( ) ( ) ) ) ( ) ) ( ) ( . ( ) ( ) ( ) '; ) ) ___.--. ) ..''; ) ) .''. .''...' ..'''.. ..'''.. '. ( ( _.-~~~-.'''.'' ''-. ; `.......'..''. ) ) :' .----------------------- ..''; -------------. ( .' ( )'.. ;'( ) ) '; \ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% `------' %%%%%%%%%% / -cfbd- ..''; \ / after ..'''.. '. \______________________________________/ Lester `.......'..' Bedpan ) ( ( ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ( ) ( ( ) ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ) ___.--. ) ) ) .''. .''...' ..'''. ( ( _.-~~~-.''';''., ''-. ; ; ) ) :' .----------------------. -cfbd- ( .' (______________________) after ) '; (~| . |~) Lester ..''; \| oOo |/ Gozunda ..'''.. '. | \|/ | `.......'..' \____________________/ Colin Douthwaite %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ______________________________________________ ||||||||||.LASTEX.|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |. . . . . . . .|||. . . . . ||| . . . . . . . | | . . . . . . . ||| . . . . .|||. . . . . . . .| |._._._. . . . .|||. . . . . ||| . .. . . ._._.| |/ \. . . . /// . . . . . \\\ . . . ./ \| | |. . . /// . . . . . . \\\ . . .| | | \. . /// . . . . . . . \\\ . ./ | \ |. /// . . . . . . . . \\\ .| / | \/// . . . . . . . . . \\\/ | \ \/ . . . . . . . . . . \/ / | |. . . . . . . . . . .| | \ \. . . . . . . . . ./ / -VK/cfbd- | \. . . . . . . . ./ | \ \. . . . . . . ./ / \ |- - - - - - -| / `-.____/_______________\____.-' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% From the archives... Bikini... _.--. _.---. _.-. | ""__ \-._ .-' /| `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. / .-' `. .-' \_ |-"" .'_.;.-"--.) ._.-'"--.__.-" `-.__.-""-' Ojo 98 ------------ Ojosh!ro, may I suggest that you separate the neck straps? ,--. : `---. _.-. _ __ \-._ .-' /| ' `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. / .-' `. .-' \_ |-"" .'_.;.-"--.) ._.-'"--.__.-" `-.__.-""-' Ojo 98 (straps altered by ejm) ----------------- |\ | " One , two, three, four.. @' Tell the people what she wore! It was an...itsy bitsy teeny weeny Yellow polka dot bikini That she wore for the first time today. Yes... It was just'n itsy bitsy teeny weeny Yellow polka dot bikini. And there isn't any more! " |\ | @' ,----..' ,' : : Ojo 98/cfbd ``-----.. __..-.. \ ..-'' | ___ \--.__ / o | `..___..--"""" )., \ o "" \-""""""-.. / o ` ) o '\ | o o ) / o `.. .-'' o \ | o / .' o ) ; o o \__|-"""" . ' o o ) '.__.--''""---..____.--"" ` -..___..--"""--'' Cha Cha Cha, Colin Douthwaite %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% _______________ I_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _I I_______________I / \ / o \ / ~ ~o~ ~-~ ~ ~_~o~ ~ ~ \ [ - . - _ - - ] I . . - _ _ I I |\__/| o .~ ~. I I /x x `. / .' I I {o__, \ . \ { I I / . . ) ) \ I I `-` '-' \ . \ } I I .( _( ) )_.' I -cfbd- I '---.~_ _ _| o _ - I I_________________________I (_________________________) "Preserve wildlife, pickle a squirrel!" - attributed to Denny E. Miller - %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% _....----"""----...._ Buttered Beefburger .-' o o o o '-. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <--, / o * o o \ | /__o___o____\ _____o__o_____o_\ | ~~~~~~~~ w~~ \ ~~~w ~~~+----~~~ <------- butter ---------' (___) \\ /\ // | || (x x) \\/ \// +-/@|| -cfbd- \~ \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^^ ~/ after \ O -`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~. '/ jgs `-._______________________.-' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% =>> The runes were cast, the portents thundered and then Colin Douthwaite warbled on about "BeeHive NZ" in alt.ascii-art <<= > Z Z > Z Z > Z Z Z Z > Z Z Z Z > Z Z Z Z > Z > / > @@@@@@@@ > @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ________________ > @@@@@ = APOs Only = @@@@@ | Hataitai ___> > @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ (__) | ___________/ > @@@@@@@@ = KEEP OUT = @@@@@@@(oo) || > @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@-\/ || > @@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ -cfbd- || > ______ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@______________||_________________ > > BeeHive NZ You're bringing politics into alt.ascii-art? How like a cantabrian. It does explain why we hear a lot of Mooing comming from Wellington though. I'll have to call out "The BoyZ" to deal with this.... From atop a nearby hill we get to see the full scene: @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ,_, <##. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ /_0 \ `# @@@@@ = APOs Only = @@@@@ \ )> ,# @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _T_ m==/ \ ,##' @@@@@@@@ = KEEP OUT = @@@@@@@ |TNT| ( ,*###' @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _|___|____\_>______ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ __,-" ______ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@______________," / / Mr Lemur! You do realise that, if you push that detonator, NZ will be suddenly, and yea - even fatally, bereft of all its politicians? "Frink!" [BbBBbbZZzzzzzzz....] M:< ,# Mx < " .u. 4'M MMM _m==/ \ ,##' MX M @P #$ 4 MM |TNT|( ,*###' M ! '$ $! ' M M _|___|_\_>________ R4 H #$. @$ H __,-" __________M>M __ "` ___ .~i ,# | | | _m==/ \ ,##' | | |TNT|( ,*###' ,-' '\_ _|___|_\_>________ _/ || + \ __,-" _____________,--" .- ||" \ "--. ._____________." / / " / / " " / Nice greenhouse effect there, Mr Prosimian! - radioactive sunsets from now on I s'pose? Wait.... Hold on, how did you get a mushroom cloud from TNT? "Frink. Ptang!" Oh I see.... you used non-radioactive mushroom atoms.... THE END This has been a 21st Century Lemur Production. Written and directed by snark^ Based on the original post by Colin Douthwaite Cinematography - snark^ SF/X explosions - The Scarecrow Catering - snark^ Food Inc. Posted in MONOSPACEDVISION(tm) -- ______ ^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ (`,,=== "He left it dead, and with its head he went galumphing back." _).,== -- from Lewis Carroll's 'Jabberwocky' ~..~ `\9 snark^ leonidas(at) (oo)_____/ ICQ No.: 1471203 earthlight(dot)co(dot)nz WW WW ^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% , /\/\ _/\/\/\/\/\__ /> <_n_ / (00 )__/ \__/ > )+)-^ / /\___ / /___ / /______> _/^>_ 'oo/ /__\ /__\ -cfbd- St. George & The Dwagon %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% *8o, 8 : 8 8 : 8 8 : 8 |~~\_____/~~\__ | -cfbd- 8 : 8 _____________________ \N1____====== )-+ 8 : 8 ~~~|/~~ | 8 : 8 () 8 : 8 ,8o,"' aircraft by // -Wil Dixon- ~~ "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a bananna." - Groucho Marx %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% @@@ Now a girl may look nice @ - - @ /~~~ @ o @ ~~~~~~/; In a bath, crystal white, / o . | | . o /;' / -- - - /;' And in its embrace / o - o o o /;' / o o o /;' she may frolic ! / o - /;' / o - - - /;' / - - - _ /;' /__________________/;' \ /;' \_______________/' @@@ @ - - @ @ o @ But give me the girl | | (*) (*) Who will stand in a bowl ) . ( ( v ) And do what she can - with Carbolic. \ | / \ / \~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ \==============/ -cfbd- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ) ( ( ( ( ) () @@ ) (( ( ( ( )( @@ ( )) ) ( //////// ( ( ( ()( /---\ (()( ( |:: \ | ) ) )(@ !O O! )@@ ( ) ) ) |( = \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@)( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( ) | ^ /_| @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ((@@(@@ !o! @@@@(@@@@@)() ( \ (_@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( ) | /_ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@( . / ~~~ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ . . | ( \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @ . | \ | @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. . \ \ | . @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . . \ \------. ) . @@ /MM /\O O/\ MM\ @@@@@@@. . |\_______|_)) ( . @ !!! !! \-/ !! !!! @@@@@ . ---------- ) . . @@@@ !! !! .(. @. .. . | |-\ \ ( / .( . \)). ( !! )( !! @@@@ . ) . | | \ \ ) ( )). (( .) !O ((( O! @@ (. ((. . . | | \ \ )) .( ( ( ) ). ( !! )( !! ) (( )) .. | | / / ) ( ) ).) (( !! ( !!\( )) ((. ). | | / / )) .( ( ( ) ). ( !! )( !! ) (( )) .. | |_< / ) ) (( ) )).) ((/ | ( | \( )) ((. ). ___<_____\\__\__ _____ __((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_ -cfbd/after others- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Henry Segerman wrote: > _.-+. > _.-"" '. > +:"" '. > J \ '. > L \ _.-+ > | '. _.-" | > J \ _.-" L > L +" J > + | | > \ | .+ > \ | .-' > \ | .-' > \| .-' > +' > Hmm...could it be a Sugar Lump? " Mmm, a sugar lump ? .,,,,,. Thank you very .%;;;;;;;%`\ Dougal's \ / much indeed. / ` /`"'''"'`\ \ Perspective \ _ / Very kind. " / / ~ 6 6 ~ \ \ ("'"; I love sugar lumps." / / .,,,,,. \ \``'.,,,.. ;"'" / : ::;;;;;:: ; \ \ ```'' \ / : `'''''` ; \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / `, _ ,' \ \ \ \ \ -cfbd- / \ `''`(_)``''` / \ \ \ \ / // \ : . . . : / \ \ ; \ \ \ \ ; / // \\ ; ; ; ; // \ /\ ; ; , ' ^ ^ '^ ^ ' ` '' ` `` '' `' ` ' ` _.-+. _.-"" '. +:"" '. J \ '. L \ _.-+ | '. _.-" | J \ _.-" L L +" J + | | -Henry Segerman- \ | .+ \ | .-' \ | .-' \| .-' +' Colin Douthwaite %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% /\./\ / \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | | / \ \.___;;;;;;;___./ | THAT'LL Be The DAY... | \_____________/ | | / - -/ \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / | J | / \ Q / / - _ _ __/~()\_ _ _ _ / ; / /"'\) ; ; / / ; (/ | | ; | / / ; | | ; | / / ; | | ; | | | ; | | ; | | | ; | | ; | / ~'(|=====' | | ; | | ; |/\._;` | | ;,,,,| |,,,,; ./ -.. | |\./ :,,(\_,|||||[]||||| ''/~~|: /\ :|~~\ | |: : : :| | \_|: : : :|_/ ; : : : : ; ` : : : : ` : : : : : : : : JOHN WAYNE : : : : : : : : /: : : :\ /: : : :\ -cfbd- /\_ _/ \_ _/\ | |_ | |__ ((__) (_- _) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | a a | | | | | | , | | | | | | | \ ___ / | | | | | | \ ~~~ / | | | | ___ ___ ___ | | * * | / / \ / \ \ / ( ) ( ) \ / \ * / \ * / \ \ \ / / \ ) ( / \ / * \ / * / \ * '( . , )` \ \/ / \ | / \ | / \ | / / | \ ( | ) -cfbd- \ | / * * ' ___ ___ ` %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% .|||||||. ||||||||||| ||| ||| ||| a a ||| |||| o |||| |||||\ _ /||||| |||||||`.___.'||||||| ||||||||) (|||||||| |||||.--' _ `--.||||| |||.' `.||| ||/ / \ / \ \|| |/ ( ) ( ) \| / /|\_*_/ \_*_/|\ \ \ \|||\ /|||/ / \ \|||) (|||/ / \ \|/ * \|/ / ) / \ ( ''| . . |`` | \ / | \ | / \ | / \ | / ) | ( / `'|`' \ | | | -cfbd- \ | / VK \ | / ) | ( .' | `. `._.^._.' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Shanaka Dias wrote: >And isn't it time for a male nude? > ,,,,,,, ,, > ,#######;####, > ############### > ## # > ## """ """# > ## <0> <0>| > ( : / > ' ,\, ) > | _____ : > | '-.-' / > | \_ / > / '---'\ > _.----------' '---------._ > / \ > / \ > / \ >******************** aaaaah but not me :) :) *********** Oh I'm quite relaxed about that...provided I am allowed to wear my Russian hat at all times... .%%%. %%%%%%% d - - b \ V / - _| |_ / \ //| . . |\\ \\| |// | . | ( ~!~ ) -cfbd- || || (| |) || || .---'| |`---. '~~~~' `~~~~' Colin Douthwaite -------------------- Shanaka Dias wrote: >Well I'm not used to strutting around naked in cold weather >like you Swedes and New Zealanders! :P Actually I usually wear shortie pyjamas except when going to the shower or bathroom...wouldn't want to frighten the neighbours. .%%%. %%%%%%% d = = b \ V / - __ | | __ / < > \ //| \ / |\\ \\| . |// | . | | . | |_________| -cfbd- |__| |__| || || (| |) || || .---'| |`---. '~~~~' `~~~~' Colin Douthwaite %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% HeHeHe, actually...he looks the Ivan Zamorano, that great player of the Chile soccer team in the World Cup 98, although, as far as I know, Zamorano does not play his games in the nude. ____ /` / _\ ) ( '\' (__| -_| ___/ /___ /` (___) %%\/-__/ Ivan Zamorano / / %% \/ | -Chile- / _/% %% / | \ |%% %% \`-' \ |\%% %% |_____ _ /_/~/~~~~~~~~ /') /// | |\___/ / \____| ( / \ | \ / )` ) )(__ / ( (_,___> -cfbd- \ / ,:'|':, after b'ger )( ; /:::\ : / | ; \:::/ : _____ \__> ____ ':,|,:' ______ ----------------------- / - - | | - ,:'|':, ; /:::\ : _ | ; \:::/ : ':,|,:' / - /|, .''''' ,|\ \)) e/e D ((/ )| \_7 ( |( / |_____| |_____| \ \__/_ # \_/ # __\_/ \ # # # / | # # # | Argentina taking | # # # | a throw-in at \ # # # / Soccer World Cup '98 /---------\ / ( \ /_____/|_____| (, / (, ( \ ) | ) \ | | / -cfbd- \| |/ _ after _/( )\_ ___,/ ',_ b'ger ,,,,, <'___\,/___'> ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% /~~~~\ //~~\ / \ \ / \\\ // \ __) (__/\__\%%%% __(`` {{ /^^^^^\ {= <( ((=)(=) ) />_ w/ ~_ ~ \ w DYLAN / ( { } ) \\ / \ {{i| \__/,\___./ |_}} An American rabbit who < o o.> "'"'''\_|_/'____""'" spends most of his time // \/~ \ / / ( \ asleep or yawning. \ \ | / \ \ \/`U,__| | /--,|~~\ ) (/ | (UUU/--_ _ / (/~~)__/ \| | / \\\ // \~~~~~~~~ (_ \\/ | | The Magic Roundabout ) / / \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / | \ -cfbd- / | \ ) | \ __/~~~~~( ~~__/~~~~~( ~~~ (_________) (_________) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Kirsten *aka Nursie* wrote: > ___ > \ + / .------------------------------------------------------------. > ('v') | Nursie *aka Kirsten* | ~~ nursie at geocities dot com ~~ | ><(\-/)> | presents Nursie's Desk | http://www.geocities.com/~nursie/ | > ^ ^ '------------------------------------------------------------' >"Be careful who's toes you step on today... > ...they may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow!" "Be careful who's ass you kiss tomorrow they may not like it!" /\ /\ ( \\ // ) \ \\ // / \_\\||||//_/ \/ _ _ \ \/|(O)(O)| \/ | | ___________________\/ \ / // // |____| ___ // || / \ \_+_/ //| \| \ 0 0 / {{/ \}} // \ ) V / \____/ }}^.^{{ ') // \ / ( / }\ 0 /{ /'/ "" \ /_________| |_/ (' )_(__/ ,_ / /\ / | || \ `--' .' `. _ _ _ / / / / \ || `---....__/ | /_/ _ _ _ / | | | || /______\ | | | || ( (.'( ( |_| |_|| \ ) \ ) \_\ \_\\ Hard'96 -cfbd- \( \__. _`- `--' `---' Colin Douthwaite %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ______ (__ __) | | | |________........--------........________ __ | |\\ ~~~~~~~~------~~~~ || | | \\ o || | | || o^/|\^o || | | || o\*`'.\|/.'`*/o || | | || \\\\\\|////// || | | || {><><@><><} || | | || }}} _ _ {{{ || | | || }}}} 6 6 {{{ || | | ||::::::::::::::::: {{{{{ ^ }}}} :::::::::::::::::|| | | ||::::::::::::::::: {{{{{{\ -=- /}}}}}} ::::::::::::::::|| | | ||::::::::::::::::: {{{{{{{;.___.;}}}}}}} ::::::::::::::::|| | | ||:::::::::::::::::: {{{{{{{) (}}}}}}'' ::::::::::::::::|| | | ||::::::::::::::::::: `""'"': :'"'"'` ::::::::::::::::::|| | | ||::::::::::::::::::::::::: `@` ::::::::::::::::::::::::|| | | ||::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|| | | ||::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|| | |//::::::''''''''~~~~~~~~''''''''::::::::::::::::::::::::::''~~ | | ~~~~~~~~~~ | | -cfbd98- ______ _ __ _ _____ _ / / ' ) ) // / ' // _/_ --/ /_ _ /--' __ __ , __. // ,-/-, o _, // _ / (_/ / /_ \ / < ______ _> \ //| \ / |\\ ______ /___/ ,___/____) ___________ \\| _______ |_\\________ / /| /____________________________________________________________ / / |____________________________________________________________|/ joris bellenger (b'ger) Colin Douthwaite (-cfbd-) But you CAN see who is the real artist though can't you? *8-) Toodle-oo, Colin Douthwaite %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% .,,,,,. .%;;;;;;;%`\ \ / / ` /`"'''"'`\ \ \ _ / / / ~ 6 6 ~ \ \ ("'"; / / .,,,,,. \ \``'.,,,.. ;"'" / : ::;;;;;:: ; \ \ ```'' \ / : `'''''` ; \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / `, _ ,' \ \ \ \ \ -cfbd- / \ `''`(_)``''` / \ \ \ \ / // \ : . . . : / \ \ ; \ \ \ \ ; / // \\ ; ; ; ; // \ /\ ; ; , ' ^ ^ '^ ^ ' _______` '' ` `` '' `' ` ' ` /\ \ / \ \ Dougal says... / \ \ / \_______\ " Thanks for the Sugar Lumps " \ / / ___\ / ____/___ /\ \ / /\ \ / \ \/___/ \ \ / \ \ \ \ / \_______\ \_______\ \ / / / / \ / / / / -Jiri Matejicek- \ / /\ / / \/_______/ \/_______/ 'logicko' Jiri Matejicek & Colin Douthwaite %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% \\\,/// ! o o ! \ V / - _| |_ / \ //| . . |\\ \\| |// | . | ( ~!~ ) || || -cfbd- || || .---'| |`---. '~~~~' `~~~~' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Veronica Karlsson (e93-vkn@nospam.sm.luth.se) wrote: >Colin Douthwaite wrote: >> >> Veronica Karlsson (e93-vkn@sm.luth.se.nospam) wrote: >> >> >surely _this_ must be a hyper-cube: >> >> > ________ >> >|\ \ >> >| \ ______\ >> >| | | >> >| | hyper | >> > \ | | >> > \|_______| >> Hmm...that depends who or what you are...Dougal can't read so he >> thinks it's a Sugar Lump. :-) >> .,,,,,. >> .%;;;;;;;%`\ \ / >> / ` /`"'''"'`\ \ \ _ / >> / / ~ 6 6 ~ \ \ ("'"; >> / / .,,,,,. \ \``'.,,,.. ;"'" >> / : ::;;;;;:: ; \ \ ```'' \ >> / : `'''''` ; \ \ \ \ \ \ \ >> / `, _ ,' \ \ \ \ \ >> -cfbd- / \ `''`(_)``''` / \ \ \ \ >> / // \ : . . . : / \ \ ; \ \ \ \ ; >> / // \\ ; ; ; ; // \ /\ ; ; , ' ^ ^ '^ ^ ' >> _______` '' ` `` '' `' ` ' ` >> |\ \ >> | \ ______\ >> | | | >> | | hyper | >> \ | | >> \|_______| > >Pleeeeeeeease, show us the "before and after" pictures... :D OK then...here's Dougal _after_ eating the hypercube... .,,,,,. .%;;;;;;%`\ / /`"'''"`\ \ // -# @- \ \ // .,,,,,. \ \``'.,,,.. /: ::;;;;: ; \ \ ```'', /: `'''` ; \ \ \ \ \ \ \ /`, _ _ ,' \ \ \ \ \ ("'"; " `` V ''` ' ` `' ` ' ` `'` ' `"" "'" __ . h |\ y r \|_ Bye, .-""""-. / \ /_ _\ // \ / \\ |\__\ /__/| \ || / \ / \ __ / \ / ________________________________ '.__.' \/ / \ | | /\ | This is my Fourth Encounter | | | O O | of the Third Kind ! | ---- // O \_________________________________/ ( ) // O (\\ // o ( \\ ) o ( \\ ) /\ ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__ |\__[=======______//________)__\ \|_______________//____________| ||| || //|| ||| ||| || @.|| ||| || \/ .\/ || . . '.'.` Colin Douthwaite / jgs %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% oOO OOO OOO OOO OOo oOO oOO oOO OOo oOO THIS IS A TUIT OOo oOO ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OOo oOO OOo oOO OOo oOO At long last. We have sufficient quantity OOo oOO OOo oOO for you to have one of your own. Guard it with your OOo oOO OOo oOO life. These TUITS are hard to come by, especially the OOo oOO OOo oOO round ones. For years you've been saying " I'll do that OOo oOO OOo oOO as soon as I get a round tuit." Now that you have a OOo oOO OOo oOO ROUND TUIT of your own, many things that you OOo oOO OOo oOO meant to do just may get done ! OOo oOO OOo oOO So get tuit ! OOo oOO ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OOo oOO OOo oOO oOO oOO oOO -cfbd- oOO OOO OOO OOO OOo %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Subject: Troll FAQ From: Colin Douthwaite Date: 1998/07/03 Message-ID: <899495098.612150@mnementh.southern.co.nz> Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,alt.ascii-art.animation ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ .:\:/:. ___________ .__ .__ .:\:\:/:/:. \__ ___/ _______ ____ | | | | :.:\:\:/:/:.: | | \_ __ \ / _ \ | | | | :=.' - - '.=: | | | | \/ ( <_> ) | |__ | |__ '=(\ 9 9 /)=' |____| |__| \____/ |____/ |____/ ( (_) ) /`-vvv-'\ ___________ _____ ________ / \ \_ _____/ / _ \ \_____ \ / /|,,,,,|\ \ | __) / /_\ \ / / \ \ /_// /^\ \\_\ | \ / | \ / \_/. \ WW( ( ) )WW \___ / \____|__ / \_____\ \_/ __\,,\ /,,/__ \/ \/ \__> jgs (______Y______) ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ ***What is a troll? A fisherman would say it means to trail worms through water teeming with fish, hoping for a bite. In newsgroup terminology, it means pretty much the same thing. ***What is the objective of the troll? The hobbyist may want nothing more than to provoke a reaction from the newsgroup. Some do it merely to call attention to themselves. There are career trolls who are dedicated to filling newsgroups with off-topic posts, flames, and general confusion. Some trolls are simple, while some are quite elaborate and long-running. Some trolls have achieved a degree of infamy. You can find out who they are by looking for the word 'troll and usenet' using any search engine. ***Is trolling only for the lonely? No! The happiest trolls travel in packs. The more the merrier. They give aid and encouragement to one another in their mission to destroy the newsgroups they infest. ***What are the tools of the trolling trade? Well, you have asked a big question there. For the creative and enterprising troller, there are just too many to list. Here's a brief sampling: 1. Hidden identities work well. As has been noted in the past, AOL gives 5 screen names. Now, those can be used to good advantage. The troller can appear to be 5 altogether different people as he/she/it carefully fans the flames. Seemingly endless off-topic threads that say nothing and go absolutely nowhere can be constructed in this fashion. But if someone notices that there seem to be 'too many' AOLers in the group, there's always: 2. REMAILERS. You can have all of these you want. A different identity for every day of the week. Or, if this isn't anonymous enough for your purposes, try: 3. ANONYMOUS remailers. It is said these are not easy to learn how to work, but well worth the effort to the would-be troller. 4. Cultivate other trollers for *buddies*. They are handy for backing up your ludicrous claims and other falsehoods. They will add to the general chaos in the newsgroup you are attacking. You will have need of your *buddies* as the posts grow further and further off-topic. And as the other people in the group begin objecting to your nonsense. 5. Never underestimate the power of e-mail. A troller can stay just behind the scenes, but still participate in the fun via e-mail. That person can use e-mail to encourage others to do their dirty work. Posting objectionable comments and so on. The beauty of staying disengaged in the nasty on-board comments, is that the troller's reputation remains dainty. It's very important to have at least one troller of the bunch free to appear to smooth things over with the general population of the group. -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ ***This is the Help Section for Trollers in Distress*** 1. HELP! I've been identified as a troll! Whatever will I do? Call them a troll right back. (Optional: Get your friends to agree with you.) 2. HELP! I've been accused of making off-topic posts. Whatever will I do? Forthrightly declare that their own posts complaining about you are off-topic. Remind them that the group is unmoderated and you can post anything you please, so there. Bring out some of your extra addresses to flame them. 3. HELP! I've been caught in a lie. Take your pick: Change the subject, claim your posts were tampered with/nuked, claim the person who is calling you a liar is a liar, declare that you are afraid of the person, say the person has a mental problem, say it's a free country and you have the right to lie if you want to. Failing all that, get one or all of your aliases to say it. 4.. HELP! Nobody likes me. Well, what did you expect? Look at what you do for a living. Grow a thicker skin. ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ Bye, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ))) ( ((( ) ))) ((( ( |||||||||||||| _____ ) = \ ___ ( * ) ___ _ = | ( . * . ) _= ___/ ( |~~\ ) / _\ (o)\ * . |--< /~\ /~\ /\ /\ ) | | \ _ \ (_ |__/ \_/ \_/ | | | * ) | |/ (____) (__ . * - ) \__/ / | (__ *) __. __) / / ___) / \ / \ \ _) ) \ \ / ( \/ \ \_________/ |\_________________,_ ) \/ \ / | ==== _______)__) == \/ \ / __/___ ====_/ \/ \ / (O____)\\_(_/ (O_ ____) -cfbd- (O____) after unknown %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% @@@@@@ \\\|/// @@@@@@@@@ )/////( @@C@@@@@D@@ C/////D @@\@@@/@@ O====\________\ /-_________ __________ )_( ________/====O \___________________/ \___________________/ ) ) ) ( ) ( )('))\)\ )('))\)\ (.) (.').') (.) (.').') ///'/';\;\;;\\;;\\ /'/'/';\;\;;\\;;\\\ Couple of Clueless Newbies frying their own heads! cfbd ------------------------------- So I suppose you never were a newbie, Colin? Hmm? Dear, oh dear, oh dear. The newbies come back to haunt Colin in the middle of the cold southern winter night ... Whoooo, Colin! Whooooooo! Whoooo! Whooooooooo! / Oh, shut up, Fred. @@@@@@ \\\|/// \ @@@@@@@@@ )/////( Sorry I spook ... @@M@O O@T@@ C/O/O/D / @@\HHH/@@ O====\________\HHH/-_________ __________ )_( ________/====O \______/___\________/ \________/___\______/cfbd+mt-2 _,-' `-._ _,-' `-._ _,-' `-._ _,-' `-._ / | | \ / ( ) \ |/| | | |\| |/| | | |\| / ' / \ ` \ , , , , . . . . Matthew Thomas %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ________________ ___/-\___ ___/-\___ ___/-\___ / / || |---------| |---------| |---------| / / || | | | | | | | | | | / / __|| | | | | | | | | | | | | / / \\ I || | | | | | | | | | | | | (-------------------|| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | || == || |_______| |_______| |_______| || ACME TRASH CO | ============================================= || ____ | ____ | ( | o / ____ \ / ____ \ |) || / / . . \ \ / / . . \ \ | [ |_____| | . . | |____________________________| | . . | |__] | . . | | . . | \_____/ -cfbd- \_____/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% =================================================================== /~~~\ /~~~\ /~~~\ /~~~\ /~~~\ /~~~\ /~~~\ /~~~\ /~~~\ \___/~~~\___/~~~\___/~~~\___/~~~\___/~~~\___/~~~\___/~~~\___/~~~\___/ / \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ / \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ / \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \ \___/___\___/___\___/___\___/___\___/___\___/___\___/___\___-cfbd-__/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ==================================================================== The Pizza Hut presents... ==================================================================== ************************************************* * _ - - _ * * - ~~~~~~|~~~~~~~ - * * - \ ~~~~~~~~| ~~~~~~~ / - * * - ~~~~\ ~~~~~~| ~~0~~ /~~~~ - * * - ~O~~`O \ ~~~~| 0~~~/~~~~~~~~ - * * - ~~~~O~~~O~ \ ~~| ~0/~~~~~~~~~~~ - * * - ~~~O~~~~O~~~O \~|~/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - * * - --------------------------------- - * * - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/0|~\ ~~O~~~O~O~~~O - * * - ~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~|~~ \~~~~~~~~~O~~ - * * - ~~~~~~~~~/ ~~0~|~~~~ \ O~~~~~~~ - * * -~~~~~~~/ 0~~0~~|~~~~~~ \ ~~OO~ - * * -~~~/ ~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~~~ \ ~ - * * - ~~~~~~~~0~|~~~~~~~~~ - * * -~~_~~~ ~| ~~~~_~~- * * - - * * HOW 'BOUT A PIZZA !!! * ************************************************* _ - - _ - __ ,|~~~~~~~ - - \ <__>< | ~~~~~~~ / - - ~~~~\ ` | ~~0~~ / - - ~O~~`O \ | 0~~~/ __ , - - ~~~~O~~~O~ \ | ~0/ <__>< - - ~~~O~~~~O~~~O \.|~/ ` - - --------------------------------- - - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/0|~\ ~~O~~~O~O~~~O - - __ , /~~~| \~~~~~~~~~O~~ - - <__>< / ~~0~| \ O~~~~~~~ - - ` / 0~~0~~| __ ,\ ~~OO~ - - / ~~~~~~~~| <__>< \ ~ - - ~~~~~~~~0~| ` - -cfbd- -~~_~~~ ~| _ - - - PIZZA with ANCHOVIES _ - - _ - |~~~~~~~ - - \ (__) | ~~~~~~~ / - - ~~~~\ (00) | ~~0~~ / (__) - ~O~~`O \ ~~~ | 0~~~/ (oo) - - ~~~~O~~~O~~\ | ~0/ ---\/ - - ~~~O~~~~O~~~O \ |~/ --|| - - --------------------------------- - - /---, /0|~\ ~~O~~~O~O~~~O - - / | | /~~~| \~~~~~~~~~O~~ - - * ||-' / ~~0~|(__) \ O~~~~~~~ - - ^^ / 0~~0~~|(++) \ ~~OO~ - - / ~~~~~~~~| \/ / \ ~ - - ~~~~~~~~0~| / - -~~_~~~ ~| * _ - -cfbd- - - PIZZA with COW PIECES ____________________________ \ | | | | | | | | | | | | |/ \~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ \ (() ^ ` ` ^ @@ / \ *^ _ `@@`` ` ^ / \` (_) ^`_`* ` ^ / PIZZA \ `^ `(_) ^_ ^* / w/ anchovies, onions, sausage, \ ^@ ^*(_) `/ / pepperoni, olives, mushrooms, \ ^ (_) ^ ^` / shrimp and green peppers! \ ^`* ^_ ` / \ `^ (_)*/ Mmmmmm-Mmmmmm! \ ^ / \ ^*`/ \ ^/ -DerNemster- \/ ____________________________ \||||||||||||||||||||||||||/ Hello? \~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ \ * (() ^ `@@ *` ^ @@/ Did you order a \ *^ _ `@@` `(_) ` ^ / DOMINOES PIZZA? \` (_) ^`_`* `^ ^ / \ `^^ `(_) ^_ ^* / \ ^@@ _ ^*(_) `/ \ ^ (_) ^ ^` / \ ^`* ^_ ` / \ `^ (_)*/ \ ^@@ / \ ^*`/ \ ^/ \/ Large size pizza: _____ __--~~~ ~~~--__ ,/' m%%%%%%%=@%%m `\. /' m%%%o(_)%%o%%o%%%o%%m `\ /' %%@=%o%%%%o%%%o%%(_)o%%%% `\ /' %%%o%%%%%=@%%%(_)%%o%%%o%@=%% `\ / %(_)%%(_)%%%o%%%o%%%%=@(_)%%%o%%% \ / @=%%%o%%%%o%%%(_)%%o%%o%%%%o%%%o%%% \ | %%o%%%%=@%%%o%%%%@=%(_)%%=@%%(_)%o%%% | | %%%%(_)%%%%o%(_)o%%o%%%o%%%%o%%o%o@=%o% | | %%o%o%%o%%%%o%%o%%o%%%%=@%o(_)%%o%o%%%% | | %(_)%%%%(_)%=@%%%(_)o%%%o%%o%%@=%%(_)%% | | %%o%(_)%%%%%o%%%%%%=@%%(_)%%o%%%o%%%%%% | | %%o%%%%o%%%%(_)o%%%%o%o%%@=%(_)%%=@%% | \ %@=%%o%(_)%%%%%o%(_)%%%o%%o%%o%%%%% / \ %%(_)%%%=@%(_)%o%o%%(_)%o%(_)%@=% / \. ~%%%o%%%%%o%o%=@%%o%%@=%%o%%o%% ,/ \. ~o%%(_)%%%%%o%(_)%%o%(_)o%% ,/ \_ ~%%o%=@%(_)%%o%%(_)%%~ ,/ `\__~~~o%%%%o%%%%%~ __/' `~--.._____,,--~' Your personal size: ____ _,--~~ ~~--._ ,/' m%%%%%%=@%%m `\. /' m%%o(_)%%o%%%%o%%m `\ /' %%@=%o%%%o%%%o%(_)o%%% `\ / %o%%%%%=@%%%(_)%%o%%@=%% \ | (_)%(_)%%o%%%o%%%%=@(_)%%% | | %%o%%%%o%%%(_)%%o%%o%%%%o%%% | | %%o%(_)%%%%%o%(_)%%%o%%o%o%% | | (_)%%=@%(_)%o%o%%(_)%o(_)% | \ ~%%o%%%%%o%o%=@%%o%%@%%o%~ / \. ~o%%(_)%%%o%(_)%%(_)o~ ,/ \_ ~o%=@%(_)%o%%(_)%~ _/ `\_~~o%%%o%%%%%~~_/' `--..____,,--' And how about a slice? ___ | ~~--. |%=@%%/ |o%%%/ __ |%%o/ _,--~~ | |(_/ ._ ,/' m%%%%| |o/ / `\. /' m%%o(_)%| |/ /o%%m `\ /' %%@=%o%%%o| /(_)o%%% `\ / %o%%%%%=@%%| /%%o%%@=%% \ | (_)%(_)%%o%%| /%%%=@(_)%%% | | %%o%%%%o%%%(_|/%o%%o%%%%o%%% | | %%o%(_)%%%%%o%(_)%%%o%%o%o%% | | (_)%%=@%(_)%o%o%%(_)%o(_)% | \ ~%%o%%%%%o%o%=@%%o%%@%%o%~ / \. ~o%%(_)%%%o%(_)%%(_)o~ ,/ \_ ~o%=@%(_)%o%%(_)%~ _/ `\_~~o%%%o%%%%%~~_/' `--..____,,--' Choose your own fillings... .. ..... .......=] .....==[~==. .....======..= ....===O=~~=....~ ....=.===={#==~====. .....=[.==)=======.==== .....==.(]====~===.==(=== ....====)==.#..=[=~&==(=.=. .....~.=.=======.&#======.=.== ....=====~@=.=$========~O===R==~ ....~=====]==.~====.===!====.==== ....===.H=.=.==.~.=..H=~===~==H=~~= ....$=.=[.====~===~RO=H==.~=====~===. .....=={=={==.=.========.]=.~.=$.===~. -Tom Schneider- key to this electronic pizza: . crust ~ sauce = cheese * meatball O olive & anchovy (lop off the top part and you have a little fish) ] [ green peppers } { red peppers =) (= mushrooms /\ pineapple $ coin (heads or tails, 8 bits = 1 byte) R red herring (the head is on top, tail on bottom) @ pepperoni # spinach H ham (aka pork) ! little dried hot pepper seeds =================================================================== %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% SoMEoN1 wrote: >Anyone in a Sombrero, or just a big old sombrero would do. Here ya go then... ,-, [=] [=] [=] [=] _ 0 - 0 _ 0 0 - - 0 0 - ___ - 0 / \ 0 - | : | - 0 \___/ 0 - - ,-, 0 0 [=] - - [=] 0 0 [=] - 0 - 0 - [=] [=] _ o - o _ [=] o o [=] - - [=] o o `~` - - o /"""\ o - I = I - o \ _ / o - - ,-, o o [=] - - [=] o o [=] - o - o - [=] [=] _ # - # _ [=] # # [=] - - [=] # # `~` - - # ,''''', # - : + : - # ',,,,,' # - - # # - - # # - # - # - -cfbd- [=] [=] [=] [=] `~` An aerial view of " The Three Amigos " riding bicycles and wearing their sombreros. .... OlS ! And if you want to turn this picture into a movie just use the Down Arrow key and the riders will just mosey along - before your very eyes. :-) Bye, Colin Douthwaite %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% zipper __ (==##O,',',',',',',',',',',',','=## ~~ -David Green- __ (==) ## [] ', ', ', ', ', ', ', ', ', -cfbd- || ## ~~ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% _________][___ | o ___ |_ |__/ \ O |_) | | | _...______|_____|__ -cfbd- [___________________] _________][___ | ___ |_ | o| \ o |_) __/ | | | | | -cfbd- _...______| |__ [___________________] %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% llizard wrote: >Not likely, Colin. I'm pretty well finished with font making for now. >Maybe PJP can be enticed into making a PJPAXE font. Too late! Too late! I've now made the FigFont " HATCHET.FLF ". Hah! I always fancied myself as A Hatchet Man. HeHehe! -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- " To sit in solemn silence in the dull dark dock Of a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock, From a Chippy Chippy Chopper on a big black block. A big black block, a short sharp shock, To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison and awaiting the sensation of a short......sharp.......SHOCK! " -- " The Mikado " by Gilbert & Sullivan -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- /( /( /( ( -||=||=|| ( -|| || ( -||=]=| \( || \(|| || \(|| || ||==|| ||=| || || || || || || || ||=]=| /( /( /( /( /( /( /( ( -|| || ( -||]\\ ( -||=||=|| ( -/|=]\ ( -|| || ( -||=]=| ( -||=||=|| \(|| || \(|| || \( || \(|| || \(|| || \(|| \( || ||==|| ||==|| || || ||==|| ||=| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || \|=]/ || || ||=]=| || /( /( /( ( -||]\ /[|\ ( -||]\\ ( -||=]\\ \(|| || || \(|| || \(|| || || || || ||==|| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || /( /( /( /( ( -|//=| ( -/|=]\\ ( -/|=]\\ ( -||-/|| \( || \( || \( || \( // || || //=|| |=|\ <<==||= || || || || =||= ||=||=/ \\|=]/ =||= -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- cfbd98 -||=||- Anyone got an axe to grind? *8-) Bye, Colin Douthwaite %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- " To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock In a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock, From a Chippy Chippy Chopper on a Big Black Block. A Big black block...A short sharp shock, To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison And awaiting the sensation of A.......Short........Sharp.........SHOCK! 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Hah! -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- -||=||- Bye, Colin Douthwaite %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% /( /( /( /( /( /( ( -||=]\\ ( -||=]=| ( -|| || || ( -||]\\ ( -||=]\\ ( -||=]=| \(|| || \(|| \(|| || || \(|| || \(|| || \(|| ||=|| ||=| || || || ||==|| ||==|/ ||=| || || || || || || || || || \ || ||=]// ||=]=| \\//\\// || || || || ||=]=| ___ /___\ (|0 0|) __/{\U/}\_ ___/vvv / \ {~} / _|_P| | /\ ~ /_/ || |_| (____) || \_]/______\ /\_||_/\ _\_||_/_ |] _||_ [| snd (_,_||_,_) \/ [] \/ /( /( /( ( -||=||=|| ( -|| || ( -||=]=| \( || \(|| || \(|| || ||==|| ||=| || || || || || || || ||=]=| /( /( /( /( /( /( /( ( -||=]\\ ( -||=]\\ ( -||=]=| ( -||]\\ ( -||=]\\ ( -||=]=| ( -||=]\\ \(|| || \(|| || \(|| \(|| || \(|| || \(|| \(|| || || || ||==|/ ||=| ||==|| || || ||=| || || || || || \ || || || || || || || || ||=]// || || ||=]=| || || ||=]// ||=]=| ||=]// /( /( /( /( /( /( )\ ( -||]\\ ( -|| || ( -||=]=| ( -||]\ /[|\ ( -||]\\ ( -||=]\\ [||- ) \(|| || \( \\ // \(|| \(|| || || \(|| || \(|| || ||)/ ||==|| || ||=| || || || ||==|| || || || || || // \\ || || || || || || || || )( || || || || ||=]=| || || || || || || || <> /\_[]_/\ |] _||_ [| ___ \/ || \/ /___\ || (|0 0|) || __/{\U/}\_ ___/vvv / \ {~} / _|_P| | /\ ~ /_/ [] |_| (____) \_]/______\ _\_||_/_ snd (_,_||_,_) Colin Douthwaite %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% hatchet ( MVOF My Very Own Figfont, HeHeHe ) /( /( /( /( /( /( /( ( -/|=]\ ( - //=\\ ( -||=]\\ ( -||=]\\ ( -||=]=| ( -/|=]\ ( -||=||=|| \(|| || \(|| || \(|| || \(|| || \(|| \(|| || \( || || || || || || || || ||=| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || \|=]/ \\=// || || || || ||=]=| \|=]/ || Colin Douthwaite %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' 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"=/` '. =/ \ =| .-. |` "=| ( ~._ | "==| _.-~`\ \ ~. |'"="| _.-~ ) ; ~-.|.-._|_.-~ / / _-( /-.__ ( '._..--~~`/`/-'\-._ `~~- ; jgs /"=| |" =\~-...___.-~ /=" / | "==\ / = (_ \ "==\ ;="= `\_) =="\ -=[ Jungle book characters -Bajeera ]=- 10/97 ,--"""--, .'_ _'. .-"-._/ / \ / \ \_.-"-. /.-, / \(o_/ \_o)/ \ ,-.\ | >/ _/ \_ \< | \ ` | .`( '-.-' )'. | ` / '--'| | '-. .-' | |'--' | | .'. | .'. | | \ \___.'.___/ / '. )\/-.-\/( .' \/'./\_/\.'\/ jgs | `"`"` | | | \ / '._____.' -=[ Jungle Book- Shar-Khan ]=- 10/97 _____ __ .-'` `'-. __ / _'-._.-'--, ,--'-._.-'_ \ | / ' .' .--.\ /.--. '. ' \ | || .' .:/____\\ //____\:. '. || \,/. | \o/ | | \o/ | .\,/ ,-`/ :. '.___.| |.___.' .: \`-, ,--`/. '::' / / \ \ '::' .\`--, ,'--'| :. /` / \ `\ .: |'--', ,'`. \ ':.:' /` (`'---'`) `\ ':.:' / `', ,' _ '-..--'| . '. .' . |'--..-' ', `.-` \ .' `:` '. / `-.` `.-'_ . _ \,__.--'--.__,/ __ . _'-.` ' `/.-' ''-) (-'' '-.\` | | jgs | | \ / '.________.' ANIMALS -=[ fish ]=- 10/97 o .'`/ ' / ( O .-'` ` `'-._ .') _/ (o) '. .' / ) ))) >< < `\ |_\ _.' '. \ '-._ _ .-' '.) jgs `\__\ -=[ bear ]=- 10/97 __ __ / \.-"""-./ \ \ - - / | o o | \ .-'''-. / '-\__Y__/-' `---` -=[ beaver ]=- 10/97 rediddled by Mike Naylor.... ___ .=" "=._.---. ." c ' Y'`p / \ `\ w_/ jgs | ) / / ______| /__-\ \_=.\ (XXXXX/'`------)))`=-'"`'" -=[ dog in doghouse ]=- 10/97 _ ,/A\, .//`_`\\, ,//`____-`\\, ,//`[_ROVER_]`\\, ,//`= == __- _`\\, //|__= __- == _ __|\\ ` | __ .-----. _ | ` | - _/ \- | |__ | .-"-. | __=| | _=|/) (\| | |-__ (/ a a \) -__| jgs |___ /`\_Y_/`\____| \)8===8(/ -=[ dog ]=- .-._ ) {_}^ )' /`----------`/~` jgs (_(--------(_( -=[ dog dump ]=- 10/97 ^ ^ ) ^ ( , .-( (__ \ (_____) -=[ fireman dog ]=- 10/97 _____ .'.---.'. // , \\ || `| || || | || || -'- || .-"`'-.,_ _,.-'`"-. / .'--,___`"""`___,--'. \ | /: _'---'_ \ | \|:' | /o) (o\ | .:|/ | |(_/ .-. \_)| :'| | .:/ ( ) \ | '-; '-' ;-' | : | | : | \ : / jgs \ /^\ / '--`._.`--' -=[ cat ]=- 10/97 ,__ __, | \,-"""-,/ | \.'_ _'./ / \ >| Y |< \ \ : / / jgs '. '-^-' .' /`-------'\ / >o< \ | | .-| |-. | | | | | | | | | | | | \ | | | | / )| \ / |(`. .' /\__)._.(__/_,) ) ""` (_______,.' -=[ eagle ]=- 10/97 . , '. '. \ \ ._ '-.'. `\ \ '-._; .'; `-.'. `~-.; '. '. '--,` '. -='. ; .--=~~=-, -.; ; .-=`; `~,_.; / ` ,-`' .-; | .-~`. .; ; .;.- .-; ,\ `.' ,=; .-' `~.-._ .'; .'; .' .' '-. .\ ; ; ,.' _ a', .'~";-` ; ;"~` `'-=.) .' .' . _; ;', ; '-.._`~`.' \ ; ; : `~' _'\\_ \\_ /=`^^=`""/`)-. jgs \ = _ = =\ `""` `~-. = ; -=[ birds ]=- 10/97 _______ ,_____ /.-----' '---.\.-. // ----' '---<' `-' .---`__, `-.`\ .-._,' jgs `.___.' " _______ `-----.\ _____, `---- \\ .-./.---` ,__`---. `-` '>---` `,_.-. /`.-` jgs ',___.' " .-. ( '> / \ / \ | / ,_// ~~~~~~~~//'--'~~~~~~~ jgs~~~~//~~~~~~~~~~~ ` PEOPLE -=[ Napoleon ]=- 10/97 .-"""""-. .-" "-. __/ \__ \ .-"""""-. / '----//o o\\----' ( _\ ) ,____`\ = /`____, // \ `;'---' ` / \ \\/ |-o \// | | | | | | | |-o |\ | \ `--| |/ / '._ |-o | / '|""| | .' | |-o |-` | | | |_/ \_____| jgs | | | | | | \'-.|.-'/ ] _|_ [ / | \ / / \ \ (___/` `\___) -=[ on vacation... ]=- 10/97 / .- __ |/,-'` `-.\ _.-'''-._ \\ .--. _.;.--._.--.;._ _\\/_`~\\ _ .-. .` /( / \ )\ `|. \\ |--' | \ | | ; '-' '-' ; |~~~~~| _\ \| |__ | (_) | | '__|_ (_` _)| . . | |. (__ \ `', |` | `-.___.-' | | (__ | | | ; | : | ; | '(___ | | | \ | : | / | . | | | \____'._| : |_.'___;====| | \ | : | / jgs '------. '._.' .---------'` | | | . ~ . | | | | | |____.____| /===========\ ;:. | .::. ; |:' |_'::' | | .:. | | |__':'_|___.::| [______I______] | | | (_ | _) | | | _|___|___|_ .-//\\--|||--//\\-. (_||__\\//|\\//__||_) `"""""""""`"""""""""` -=[ family ]=- 10/97 O ~O <|\ /|\ | ~o/ | \o ~o/ _o |\ /| |\ |\ /| |\ jgs / | / \ |// > / \ / > ~O /|\ ~o/ | \o ~o/ _o /| |\ |\ /| |\ jgs / \ |// > / \ / > -=[ astronaut with flag ]=- 10/97 <> .-"""-. ||::::::========== /= \ ||::::::========== |- /~~~\ | ||::::::========== |=( '.' ) | ||================ \__\_=_/__/ ||================ {_______} ||================ /` * `'--._|| /= . [] . { > / /|ooo |`'--'|| ( )\_______/ || \``\/ \ || `-| == \_| || / | || |= >\ __/ || \ \ |- --| || \ __| \___/ || jgs _{__} _{__} || ( )( ) || ^^~ `""" `""" ~^^^~^^~~~^^^~^^^~^^^~^^~^ -=[ clown ]=- 10/97 _ {_} / \ /\/___\/\ / /^o^\ \ \ \'-'/ / jgs '-/vvv\-' -=[ amish? ]=- 10/97 .------. | | ____|______|____ `--.%%%%%%%%.--` %% . . %% % _\ % %, ,% '%, = ,%' jgs '%%%%%%' .-~~~~-. /` `\ / .-""""-. \ | / .-''-. \ | | |/ . . \| | \| /_ |/ | _ / '.____.' jgs (>o<) /\ SEASONAL -=[ Witch and Cauldron ]=- 10/97 ___ .' `"-._ / , `'-.-. / /`'. ,' _ \ `-' `-. ,' ,'\\/ \, ,' ee`-. / ./ ,(_ \ , (_/\\\ \__|`--' || ///\\| \ || ////||-./`-.} .--|| / `-.__.-`_.-.| | '._,-'`|___} `; / '. |/ || ,;'` | '.__,.-` || ':, | | || ,;' / / _,.||oOoO.,_ | | \-.O,o_O..-/ / / / \ | / / \ | | | , | / | \ ) ( ) / jgs | \ ,'.(:, ),: (_.'. / /'.' ="`""="="=="= '. `'"---'-.__.'"""` ` "" "" `"" -=[ bat- 5 lines ]=- 10/97 \--/ /`-' '-`\ / \ /.'|/\ /\|'.\ jgs \/ -=[ pumpkin face ]=- 10/97 .--. /`-'/ .----,_| (__ { ="""`/`""`__ `'-. /`---'`_\ /_ ' \ | ' / \ / \ ' | | . / _| | _\ . | | \(o/ \(o/ | | ,__) /\ (__, | / |\ \/ /| \ | | '._ _.' | | | \ `|_| / | | ' `\ /` ' | | . \-.--/ . | \ . '--' . / jgs '-...-'._ _.'-...-' `` -=[ bat ]=- 10/97 /'. .'\ \( \__/ )/ ___ / (.)(.) \ ___ _.-"`_ `-.| ____ |.-` _`"-._ .-'.-'//||`'-.\ V--V /.-'`||\\'-.'-. `'-'-.// || / .___. \ || \\.-'-'` `-.||_.._| |_.._||.-' \ (( )) / jgs '. .' `\/` -=[ witch in moon ]=- 10/97 _.--""""--._ .' /\ '. / _/__\_ ^V^ \ / {'\\\ \ | / `\ ___ | | ====/=/ )====( \=\==== | \ ``` > > / \ \ / / '._ ` _.' jgs '--....--' -=[ ghost ]=- 10/97 ###, ,##, ,##, # # # # # # ### # # # # # # # # # # ###' '##' '##' .--, / ( / \ / \ / 0 0 \ ((() | () | ())) \ () ( .____. ) () / |` \_/ \ `""` / \_/ `| | `.'--'.` | \ `""` / \ / `. .' , jgs |` | _.'| | `-' / \ .' `.____________.-' -=[ bats ]=- 10/97 (,_ ,_, _,) /|\`-._( )_.-'/|\ / | \`'-/ \-'`/ | \ / |_.'-.\ /.-'._| \ jgs /_.-' " `-._\ (,_ ,_, _,) /|\`-._( )_.-'/|\ / | \`-'/ \'-`/ | \ /__|.-'`-\ /-`'-.|__\ jgs ` " ` (,_ ,_, _,) /|\`-._( )_.-'/|\ / | \`-'/ \'-`/ | \ jgs /__|.-'`-\_/-`'-.|__\ -=[ scarecrow ]=- 10/97 __ __ /_ _^^_ _\ _____|________|______ `=====.'""""""'.=====` / /a /a \ .-. | /\ | <" ) \ / / \ .`\, _'. \/\/\/ .'_ \ \_\ ./,' '-.\\'-------' \`------'/ '--""---'//.-' ###'.-'/________ \/""""\/ ________\'-.'### '/` \ : / `\` | | \ : | | \ \_____:_____ / [I=I=[_]I=I] / | \ / |_ \ / /\ \ / /##\ \ | ,/ ## \, | \ \ ## / / \ \ ## / / \ \##/ / jgs \ /\/\ / __,\_/X##X\_/.__ '.'/|\\XX//|\'.` '/'|.\##/,|`\' ## ## ## \ ## / / \ , \ \\##// , / /, /. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ Casper, the Friendly Ghost ]=- 10/97 .-----. .' - - '. / .-. .-. \ | | | | | | \ \o/ \o/ / _/ ^ \_ | \ '---' / | / /`--. .--`\ \ / /'---` `---'\ \ '.__. .__.' `| |` | \ \ '--. '. `\ `'---. | jgs ,__) / `..' .-""""-. / - - \ | .-. .- | | \o| |o ( \ ^ \ '. )--' / jgs '-...-'` .-""""-. / - - \ | .-. .- | | \o| |o ( \ ^ \ |'. )--' /| / / '-. .-'`\ \ / /'---` `---'\ \ '.__. .__.' `| |` | \ \ '--. '. `\ `'---. | jgs ,__) / `..' -=[ Halloween Wishes ]=- 10/97 ...thanks to my sister-in-law, Joyce, for sending me the words... ___ \--/ .' `"-._ Since this is the time /`-' '-`\ / , `'-_.-. for goblins and bats, / \ / /`'. ,' _ | /.'|/\ /\|'.\ `-' `-. ,' ,'\\/ \/ \, ,' ee`-. Halloween spirits and / ./ ,(_ \ , ghosts and cats, (_/\\\ \__|`--' || ///\\| \ || ////||-./`-.} .--|| Weird happenings and / `-.__.-`_.-.| witches brew, | '._,-'`|___} `; / '. |/ || ,;'` | '.__,.-` || ':, These are the things | | || ,;' I wish for you: / / _,.||oOoO.,_ | | \-.O,o_O..-/ / / / \ May the only ghost | / / \ that comes to stay, | | | , | / | \ ) ( ) / Be the Holy Ghost jgs | \ ,'.(:, ),: (_.'. to guide your way. / /'.' ="`""="="=="= '. `'"---'-.__.'"""` ` "" "" `"" ,, , ,, ,\\//, .--') ,\\//, ,\\\///, ,, / / May the only spirit ,\\\///, \\\\//// ,\\//, | / you chance to meet, \\\\//// \\\/// ,\\\///, /'.\ (_.'\ \\\/// ###### \\\\//// \ / ###### ////\\\\ \\\/// '--. .---' Be the spirit of love ////\\\\ /////\\\\\###### ( " ) and warm friends sweet, /////\\\\\//////\\\\////\\\\ '-' //////\\\\\\/,///\\\/////\\\\\ _ ///////\_?_\\(_) //////\\\\\\, ( \ May the only tricks .'`---`'. _j_/////\\\\\(_) ) ) you are /.'a a \.'`---`'. jgs ( ( .-""-. A.-.A asked to do, |: ^ /.'d\ /b \ \ \/ \/ , , \ \' www |: ^ | \ \ =; t /= '._____.'\' VVV / \ |"". ',--' Be the trick '._____.' / // | || of getting /_,)) |_,)) a friend or two. -=[ cat w/pumpkin ]=- 10/97 __ __ | |_| |______ _,___ _,___ _ _ \--/ | _ |__ | __ | __ | |_| | /`-' '-`\ |__| |__|__-_,_| ,___| ,___|___, | / \ |_| |_| |_| /.'|/\ /\|'.\ __ __ _ _ \/ | |_| |______| | |______ __ _ __ ______ ______ _,____ | _ |__ | | | __ | | | | --__| --__| __ \ |__| |__|__-_,_|_|_|______|_______|______|______|_| |_| ,-"-._ _.-"-, )'. `-. _,,,_ .-` .'( | `'. `-"` `"-` .'` | \ .-' '-. / _ .' .--. .--. '. '-(-' _ / (.=.| |.=.) \ _ . '._(_) : \_o/ .-. \_o/ : ( )_.' \ : ( ) :.-' ,-''-.; .___ .-`Y`-. ___. ;_.'-, \ '-.\ \ .--( .'. )--. / _./_| '._.-'`'-., _;-'\_/'-;_ ,.-'`'._`/ jgs_.',_.-' / `'''` `.___.' `'''` \ '-.__`-, '. -'/_.-| ; ; | \ _/ ';'` \ / \ /'---', / . '._,__,_,' ',_,__,_,' \ / . .'\ .'\ : \ ; \\\ \\\ ; | : /'._.' \\ /'._.' \\ ' | | ( ______/ ) ( ______/ ) | | : `~~~~~~~` .-. `~~~~~~~` : | | : / `\\ : | | _, ( __/ ) _, : | | : \ : `~~~` : .' | | `-._ _,' | | . \`--._ __.--'// : | | \ `'\\ /` .'/ | ; : `. `~~~~` _.'.' ' ; \ . `-._ _____.'.-' / \ . . `'~~~~~'` . ' / `._ _._ '_._ _._' _.___.' `""` `"""` `""""` `"""` -=[ Santa Claus ]=- 10/97 _ {_} / \ / \ /_____\ {`_______`} // . . \\ (/(__7__)\) |'-' = `-'| | | /\ /\ / '. .' \ /_/ `"` \_\ {__}###[_]###{__} (_/\_________/\_) |___|___| jgs |--|--| (__)`(__) MYTHICAL -=[ dragon in egg ]=- _(, {\V/} ,)_ /\ | " | /\ //\\(o o)//\\ ||::/ ^ \::|| : \_/\_/`Y-': /^| \ / \.--\ / |\ `" .-.`. / .' /\ `~ jgs` `~~~` .-.`" /'. `'` `` -=[ gnome ]=- 10/97 , / \ / \ / \ /_______\ // . . \\ (/(__7__)\) |'-' = `-'| | | /\ /\ / '. .' \ / /| `"` |\ \ \ \|===LI==|/ / '-|_______|-' |__|__| jgs |--|--| (__)`(__) -=[ gargoyle ]=- 10/97 , , \'. .'/ ),\ /,( /__\'. .'/__\ \ `'.'-.__ __.-'.'` / `) `'-. \ / .-'` (' / _.--'\ '. , , .' /'--._ \ |-'` '. '-.__ / \ / \ __.-' .' `'-| \ _.`'-.,_'-.|/\ \ _,_ / /\|.-'_,.-'`._ / `\ .-' /'-.|| \ |.-" "-.| / ||.-'\ '-. /` )-'` .' :|| / -.\\ //.- \ ||: '. `'-( / .' / \\_ | /o`^'o\ | _// \ '. \ \ .-' .' `--| `"/ \"` |--` '. '-. / `) _.' .' .--.; |\__"__/| ;.--. '. '._ (' /_.' .-' _.-' \\ \/^\/ // `-._ '-. '._\ \ .'`_.--' \\ // `--._`'. / '-._' /` _ \\-.-// _ `\ '_.-' `< _,..--''`| \`"`/ |`''--..,_ >` _\ ``--..__ \ `'` / __..--`` /_ / '-.__ ``'-; / \ ;-'`` __.-' \ | _ ``''--.. \'-' | '-'/ ..--''`` _ | \ '-. / |/--|--\| \ .-' / '-._ '-._ / |---|---| \ _.-' _.-' `'-._ '/ / / /---|---\ \ \ \' _.-'` '-./ / / / \`---`/ \ \ \ \.-' `)` ` /'---'\ ` `(` jgs /` | | `\ / / | | | | \ \ .--' / | '. .' | \ '--. /_____/| / \._\ /_./ \ |\_____\ (/ (/' \) (/ `\) \) -=[ face of gargoyle or bat ]=- 10/97 , , / \ / \ |/\ \ _,_ / /\| || \ |.-" "-.| / || || / -.\\ //.- \ || \\_ | /o`^'o\ | _// `--| `"/ \"` |--` ; |\__"__/| ; \\ \/^\/ // \\ // jgs \\-.-// \`"`/ `'` RELIGION -=[ angel ]=- 10/97 ****** __ /`__`\ .=.| ('') |.=. /.-.\ _)(_ /.-.\ |: / ~~ \ :| \ : | (__) | : / | : \_/\_/ : | |: /| |\ :| \_/` | | `\_/ | | | | jgs |~~~~| '----' CELESTIAL -=[ man in the moon ]=- 10/97 ______ \'/ .-'` . `'-. -= * =- .' ' .---. '. /.\ / ' .' `'. \ ; ' / \| : ' _ ; ` ; : /(\ \ | . '. | ' / --' | . '.__\ ; : / ; . | , ; . \ /| \ . '. .'/ '. ' . `'---'`.' jgs `'-..._____.-` -=[ moon and stars ]=- 10/97 _.-'''-._ .' .-'``|'. / / -*- \ ; <{ | ; | _\ | | ; _\ -*- | ; \ \ | -*- / jgs '._ '.__ |_.' '-----' MISC -=[ hypodermic needle ]=- 10/97 . |___________________________________ |-----|- - -|''''|''''|''''|''''|''''|'##\|__ |- - | cc 6 5 4 3 2 1 ### __]==---------------------- |-----|________________________________##/| 'jgs |"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` -=[ books ]=- 10/97 ///| ///| /// | /// | |=| ////| |=| | |A|//// //| | | |S|===|///|j| | |C| A |===|g| | |I| R | b |s| | |I| T | y | | / jgs |=|===|===|=|/ ````````````` -=[ hand bells ]=- 10/97 <> || || || / \ |# | / \ jgs '-....-' _ /\`--. |o-| )>=====o jgs \/.--' _ .-'`,; /_.-' ( `-. #\ \_ / `\\ \\ jgs \\ \) -=[ cello ]=- ,;, #(|)# #|||# ||| ||| / ||| /#/ _|||_ / / .' ||| '/ / / ||| / / | |||/ /| |_ ||/ /_| ,_)=|/|/ ( ) /|/ ( / /|/| \ | / /|| | jgs | / /~~~/ | \/ / \ / / /`/.__Y__.-' /#/ | | ! cello edited by: Merrill.Dodge*@UNISYS.COM -=[ water bucket ]=- 10/97 ___________ /=//==//=/ \ |=||==||=| | |=||==||=|~-, | |=||==||=|^.`;| jgs \=\\==\\=\`=.: `"""""""`^-,`. `.~,' ',~^:, `.^;`. ^-.~=;. `.^.:`. -=[ payphone ]=- 10/97 _________________ / __ \ | (__) | | | | .-----. .--. | | | | / \ | | '-----' \ / | | | | | | LI LI LI | | | | LI LI LI | | |Oo | LI LI LI | | |`Oo | LI LI LI | | | Oo | | | | Oo | .------. / \ | oO | | | \ / | Oo | '------' '-oO | oO | .---Oo | Oo | || ||`Oo oO | |'--'| | OoO | '----' | jgs \_________________/ -=[ fire hydrant ]=- 10/97 ! .:::. ///|\\\ {=-=-=-=} .-||||/..\ c[I ||||\''/ '-||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| jgs [=======] `"""""""` -=[ crutch ]=- 10/97 _ _ ( `-.__.-' ) `-. .-' \ / || || //\\ // \\ || || ||____|| ||====|| \\ // \\// jgs || || || || || || || || [] -=[ bottle ]=- 10/97 [~] |=| .-' '-. |-----| | ~~~ | | ~~~ | | XXX | |-----| jgs '-----' -=[ bread ]=- 10/97 _ __ _ __ ( `^` )) ( `^` )) | || | || | || | || jgs '-----'` '-----'` -=[ flower ]=- 10/97 __ .-.' '.-. .-( \ / )-. / '..oOOo..' \ , \.--.oOOOOOOo.--./ |\ , ( :oOOOOOOo: ) _\.\/| /'--'oOOOOOOo'--'\ '-.. ;/| \ .''oOOo''. / .--`'. :/|'-( / \ )-' '--. `. / //'-'.__.'-; `'-,_';// , /| '(( |\/./_ \\ . |\; ..-' \\ |\: .'`--. \\, .' .--' ))'_,-'` jgs //-' // // |/ -=[ lawnmower ]=- 10/97 __ \ \ \ \ \ \ \/`\ | \ _+,_ \ (_[____]_ '._|.-._.-._] ///////////////////// ^^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^'-' '-'^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -- _.--""""--._ .' /\ '. / ^V^ _/__\_ \ / ///'} \ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com | ___ /` \ | |-=-I>==( \=\==== | ASCII ART GALLERY: \ ``` > > / http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ \ \ / / '._ ` _.' jgs '--....--' =[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -= []=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- -=[]=- [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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' . _.-'` | .' \ -= * =- (.-, / / | ' .\' ). `))/ .' _/\ / \_ \_ /( / \ /( /_\ .--' `-. // \ ||\/ , '._// | MYTHOS- ||/ /`(_ (_,;`-._/ / page 2 \_.' ) /`\ .' .' . | ;. /` faeries / |\( `.( & | |/ | ` ` mermaids | | / | |.' __/' / _ .' _.-` _.` `.-;`/ /_.-'` / / | / jgs ( / /_/ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028044018oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/camelot.mid)Midi Controls fairies/sprites/pixies wyvern (Mythos-1 Page) mermaids Loch Nessie (Mythos-1 Page) King Neptune Medusa (Mythos-1 Page) pegasus (Mythos-1 Page) unicorns (Mythos-1 Page) hippocampus (Mythos-1 Page) wizards (Mythical-1 Page) gryphon (Mythos-1 Page) crystal balls (Mythical-1 Page) gargoyles (Mythos-1 Page) princess (Mythical-1 Page) sphinx (Mythos-1 Page) queen (Mythical-1 Page) harpy (Mythos-1 Page) Grim Reaper hobgoblin (Mythos-1 Page) swords (Mythical-1 Page) imp (Mythos-1 Page) Excalibur (Mythical-1 Page) cockatrice/basilisk sword & shield ( (Mythos-1 Page) Mythical-1 Page) triton (Mythos-1 Page) battle axe/shield/sword centaurs (Mythos-1 Page) (Mythical-1 Page) Ganesha (Mythos-1 Page) shield (Mythical-1 Page) akeru (Mythos-1 Page) crowns (Mythical-1 Page) pooka/demon horse dragons and knights (Mythos-1 Page) (Mythical-2 Page) angels (Religion Page) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. to MYTHOS- page 1: creatures/beings to MYTHOS- page 2: faeries and mermaids to MYTHICAL/MEDIEVAL- page 1: wizards, swords, royalty, more to MYTHICAL/MEDIEVAL- page 2: dragons and knights .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ~ FAIRIES ~ -=[ faerie ]=- 6/97 /\ , {Oo\{o\ .=. {o: \:.\ / \ {O:' \:.-'_.-\_)____ {o:. /`~('-./-----.\ }o: // /| `/\ {O:'// /-' /\/\ }o-/( <___ \'/ /\/\/\ /o./ ;--._)====* -\/\/\/ `"`\ \ /.\ `""` \ \ \ \ jgs /`\ ) |/| | _// \| | / || |/ / | `\| ' -=[ faeries ]=- 3/98 _()/^) (^\()_ _)\< >/(_ _.-.-. \\)_ (/\\ (_\_|_/_) \ ` /| (__>(@)<__) ` `` (_/^|^\_) '-'-'#, _/\ `# / _/ |\_ ,#|/_/ \ \|#' `-#' /| /\_# | /_ \_.|#,__/ ^^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ faery ]=- 3/98 \ / ((^\ -= * =- \\ \() / \ >>/(_.' ((/\\ jgs /| `` -=[ fairy ]=- 9/97 , {\\ * { \\(} / {_` ;--' / \ /__/ jgs // `` ~ a fairy princess ~ 9/96 _ vvvvvvvvv _ ( `-._\...../_.-' ) \ ((('_'))) / ) ))) ((( ( ( ((( v ))) ) )`--' )X( `-._( / _./ \._ \ / .' / \ `. \ (__/ / \ \__) / \ jgs / \ WwWwWwWwWwWwWwW -=[ butterfly faerye ]=- 10/97 compiled by: kwonn@ew.mimos.my _ _ / `._ \+O+/ _.' \ ( @ : `. //`\\ .' : @ ) \ `. `. ((a a)) .' .' / \;' `. `.((( - ))).' .' `;/ \`. `. ((()=())) .' .'/ ) :-._`/`(("Y"))`\'_.-: ( (`..../ /(_ * _)\ \....') >---/ / ) ( \ \---< / .'.\ \_/\\_//\_/ /.'. \ |o _.-\/_) '*' (_\/-._ o| |`' ;/ \; `'| ".o_.-/ \-._o." "._/ \_." / \ / \ / \ jgs/mk / \ / \ `----....._____.....----' ~ a sprite ~ 9/96 {\ _____ , {* \ (*~*~*) /} { ~ *\ ////^^\ /~} {* \ (((/ 6 6 / *} { * ~ \ )))c = )* } {* * ////'_/~` ~ } {~ * (((( `.`\ *}' .:. `{.~ )))`\ \))_.-:<*>:- `{ (() `\_.-'` `:' `)/ `. | jgs ( \' \ \ _ __`\ | |` `' ``Y ; | /``-../ / `' | / / `-._ `-----' ~ a double-winged sprite ~ 9/96 {\ _____ , {* \ (*~*~*) /} { ~ *\ ////^^\ /*} {* \ (((/ 6 6 / ~} { * ~ \ )))c u ) * } {* * ////'_/~` ~ } {~ * (((( `.`\ *}' .:. `{.~ )))`\ \))_.-======:<*>:- `{ (() `\_.-'` `:' {`*`)/ `. |~} jgs {* ~/( \' *} {~ */ \ \* ~} {* /' `\ |\*} `|`~``--``Y ; ` | /``-../ / `' | / / `-._ `-----' -=[ pixies or angels in the garden ]=- 4/98 _..._ _..._ .~ `~. .~` ~. ,_ / } { \ _, ,_\'--, \ _.'`~~/ \~~`'._ / ,--'/_, \'--,_`{_,} -( )- {,_}`_,--'/ '.`-.`\;--,___.'_ _'.___,--;/`.-`.' '._`/ |_ _{@} {@}_ _| \`_.' / ` |-';/ _ \;'-| ` \ / \ / | _ {@}_ | \ / \ / '--;_ _ {@} _Y{@} _;--' \ _\ `\ {@}\Y/_{@} Y/ /` /_ / |`-.___. / \Y/\|{@}Y/\|// \ .___,-'| \ ^^jgs^^`--`------'`--`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^`--`'------`--`^^^^^^^ _..._ .~ `~. ,_ / } ,_\'--, \ _.'`~~/ \'--,_`{_,} -( '.`-.`\;--,___.'_ '._`/ |_ _{@} / ` |-';/ _ / \ / | _ {@}_ / '--;_ _ {@} _Y{@} _\ `\ {@}\Y/_{@} Y/ / |`-.___. / \Y/\|{@}Y/\|// ^^^jgs^^^`--`------'`--`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ fairies ]=- 5/98 ,_ .--. , , _)\ / ;--. . ' . \_\-' | .' \ -= * =- (.-, / / | ' .\' ). `))/ .' _/\ / \_ \_ /( / \ /( /_\ .--' `-. // \ ||\/ , '._// | ||/ /`(_ (_,;`-._/ / \_.' ) /`\ .' .' . | ;. /` / |\( `.( | |/ | ` ` | | / | |.' __/' / _ .' _.-` _.` `.-;`/ /_.-'` / / | / jgs ( / /_/ ,_ .--. _)\ / ;--. . ' . _.-' | .' \ -= * =- (.-, / / | ' .\' ). `))/ .' _/\ / \_ \_ /( / \ /( /_\ .--' `-. // \ ||\/ , '._// | ||/ /`(_ (_,;`-._/ / \_.' ) /`\ .' .' . | ;. /` / |\( `.( | |/ | ` ` | | / | |.' __/' / _ .' _.-` _.` `.-;`/ /_.-'` / / | / jgs ( / /_/ -=[ faery ]=- 9/98 .--. _, .--; \ /(_ / '. | '-._ . ' . | \ \ ,-.) -= * =- \ /\_ '. \((` .( '/. ' )\ / \ )\ _/ _/ / \\ .-' '--. /_\ | \\_.' , \/|| \ \_.-';,_) _)'\ \|| '. /`\ ( '._/ `\ .; | . '. jgs ).' )/| \ ` ` | \| | \ | | '.| | \ '\__ `-._ '. _ \`;-.` `._ \ \ `'-._\ \ | \ ) \_\ .--. _, ,_ .--. .--; \ /(_ _)\ / ;--. / '. | '-._ . ' . . ' . _.-' | .' \ | \ \ ,-.) -= * =- -= * =- (.-, / / | \ /\_ '. \((` .( '/. ' ' .\' ). `))/ .' _/\ / )\ / \ )\ _/ _/ \_ \_ /( / \ /( / \\ .-' '--. /_\ /_\ .--' `-. // \ | \\_.' , \/|| ||\/ , '._// | \ \_.-';,_) _)'\ \|| ||/ /`(_ (_,;`-._/ / '. /`\ ( '._/ \_.' ) /`\ .' `\ .; | . '. .' . | ;. /` jgs ).' )/| \ / |\( `.( ` ` | \| | | |/ | ` ` \ | | | | / '.| | | |.' \ '\__ __/' / `-._ '. _ _ .' _.-` \`;-.` `._ _.` `.-;`/ \ \ `'-._\ /_.-'` / / \ | | / \ ) ( / \_\ /_/ ,_ .--. _)\ / ;--. .--. _, . ' . _.-' | .' \ .--; \ /(_ -= * =- (.-, / / | / '. | '-._ . ' . ' .\' ). `))/ .' _/\ / | \ \ ,-.) -= * =- \_ \_ /( / \ /( \ /\_ '. \((` .( '/. ' /_\ .--' `-. // \ )\ / \ )\ _/ _/ ||\/ , '._// | / \\ .-' '--. /_\ ||/ /`(_ (_,;`-._/ / | \\_.' , \/|| \_.' ) /`\ .' \ \_.-';,_) _)'\ \|| .' . | ;. /` '. /`\ ( '._/ / |\( `.( `\ .; | . 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' /\|| \~/ `--. ,-` \\ / \ // `-. .--` \~/ /~ /~ \( \ / \( )/ \ / )/ ~\ ~\ . `/. )` ,))\ `. ~\/ \ / \/~ .` /((, `( .\` . -= * =- (`-' \ \ | | / / '-`) -= * =- ` . ` ~`-. | `. / \ .` | .-`~ ` . ` ~)/ \ :--` `--: / \(~ '~ `--` `--` ~' ~ a mermaid ~ 8/96 . . / ((()) . /--, / (((())) <') =< ))6.6(( \__/ \ ((( v ))) //\ ))) (((\ // /(() ()))\// //))) (((`\/ //(((^^^))) |\ /| // ))^^^(( \\\/// // ((`\^^)\ \\//jgs ~` )) `\^^^`\_/^/ ( `\^^^~^/ `~~~` ~ mermaid princess ~ 8/96 ~ o ~ ~ ~ .:. o / ~ vvVAVvv o /--, / ~ ~ ~ (((())) <') =< ~ ~ ))6.6(( \__/ \ ~ ((( v ))) //\ ~ ~ ))) (((\ // /(() ()))\// ~ ~ /, ~ ~ //))).(((`\/. ~ . <')=< //(((^^^))) |\ /| ~ / \` // ))^^^(( \\\/// /\ ~ // ((\^^^)\ \\// <'(=< ~ ~` ))`\^^^`\__/^/ ~ \/ ~ ~ ( `\^^^^^^/ jgs \ ~ ~ ``~~~` ~ ~ ~ ~ ** mermaid ** 10/96 o sSSSSSSs ~ o SS,,SSSSSs ~ \ S< ?SSSS / \ o S > SSSSS >= ('> _SS)(SSSSS '\ / ( SS SSSSS / \||, )(SS ( SSS\ \\/ /S SS\ \ ~ \./ ). 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(_,/\ \ (`^ ^( ) ) \= ) ( |\_ (.-' '--.) \( /(_)-(_) \ \\/ /\ /`\ \ \_/ / . \ // /'---'\`/_ _/ ^ ^ ;--; .--`| ^ ^ /` `), /` . \ ^ /` ) . '). ~^~`/ ( \^ / ( ' \^-~`-~ - ^ ~^- . )/ . ) '-.;~^-~^~- ~^~- jgs / `\ - . ~^~ ,-.`~~^~^~^ ~- `^_~-~^-| \^ \~_~^ -~^~- ~^`~^ ^~ ~_~^- .-./__/\__`\-. ~^_-~^- ~^- ^~ `-^~=~-`=~-~=-' ~ -=[ New Year's mermaid ]=- 1/99 thanks to AlftheMerking for passing it along to me. .~~~~. |1999| _|____|_ }-{ A P P Y (_,/\ \ \,~,/(`^ ^( ) /\/ E W \_/ ) \-' ) ( |\| (.-' '--.) \./ \( /(_)-(_) \ | E A R \\/ /\ /`\ \ \_/ / . \ // /'---'\`/_ _/ ^ ^ ;--; .--`| ^ ^ /` `), /` . \ ^ /` ) . 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'. ( (____/`\ \ , ,`\ \(' |')' ) ) / \ /` | / _\= _/ ( |' `-' ^ / ___.-. (_.' ) \ ) \: ^ / ,; |/-'( \ `\ ( '-.:.^< /: ^/ `--`_ ; ) `|:\ | ^ / . (` \,-| |_( |.:/:. `\__.---'`-' '_| \':' ^ /-' / ,' jgs `.^:. ^/ ( \ `'--` '\/ ~ King Neptune ~ 8/96 ~ ~ ~ w W w ~ \ | / ~ ~ ~ ~ \.|./ ~ | ~ ~ | ~ o ~ .:.:.:. | ~ ~ wwWWWww // ~ ((c ))"""(( //| ~ o /\/\(( (( 6 6 )) // | ~ (d d (( )))^((( // | o / / c((-(((')))-.// | ~ /===/ `) (( )))(( ,_/ |~ ~ /o o/ / c((( (()) | | ~ ~ ~ `~`^ / c ((( )) | | ~ /c c((( ( | ~ | ~ ~ / c ((( . | | ~ ~ / c c ((^^^^^^`\ ~ | ~ ~ |c c c c((^^^ ^^^`\ | ~ \ c c c(^^^^^^^^`\ | ~ ~ `\ c c c;`\^^^^^./ | ~ `\c c c ;/^^^^^/ | ~ ~ ~ `\ c c /^^^^/' ~ | ~ ~ `;c |^^/' o .-. ,' c c//^\\ ~ ~ ( @ `.`c -///^\\\ ~ ~ \ -` c__/|/ \|jgs ~ `---' ' ~ ' ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/dec23.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/dec23.htm embed(/web/20091028053411oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/drummerboy.mid) Midi Controls-- Midi sequenced by Nicholas Moenssens .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. December 23rd .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ┃ _ ┃ ┃ /_) _.-===-._ ┃ ┃ / .; `_-.'- .'. _ ┃ ┃ __ _/ /.'\ ._ '. , \ (_\ ┃ ┃ /\_( \ |.`.-._'- . 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'.___) ┃ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛ previousBack to Advent Calendarnext! to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -- PLEASE CLICK ON BANNER -- SUPPORT ASCII-ART.COM -- THANK YOU. ~JGS [aamsz] File: mirrors/jgs/data/colin2.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/colin2.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, {;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;} {;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;} {;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;} {|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||} {|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||} Colin Douthwaite {|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||} 1930 - 1999 | /~~\ | p.2 = ;) | | /_ \_/ | /// | ~~~ | / | /_____ | \ / -cfbd- .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Colin Douthwaite, aka 'cfbd', was an avid enthusiast of ASCII art. This archive is just a small tribute to a man who contributed so much. We'll miss you, Colin. Bye, .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. contributed by Erik-- Wicked ASCII Art "His name will truly live on forever online!" _....- - """ - -...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o * o o \ / o o \ o o o \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\ ~~~~~ +---- ~ (___) // \\ | || Beefburger (x x) // \\ +-/@|| \~ \ / ~~ m ~~~~~~ m ~~~ ^^ ~/ \ O -`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~. '/ -after jgs- `-. .-' ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Well, the globe didn't look quite round enough on my 80 x 24 monochrome monitor so I put your horse back into Laura's globe and put some snow back in there again... ____ .-"" o .""-. / ` . | . ' \ | ' _ |,;;;/ | | ,;( )_ )~\| .| `.' // |\\ . ,' \ `` | '' ./ -Laura Michaels/jgs- /`-....-'\ / \ `-.,____,.- >Here's my try at it: > __________________,............., > /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/,-', ,. -,-,--/| > /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/,-' // /-| / /--/ / > /_/_/_/_/_/_/,-' `-''--' `' '--/ / > /_/_/_/_/_/_,:................../ / > |________,' -Shimrod |/ > """""""""""""""""""""""' How about leaving more of the wrapper on ? ..................____________,..............., / .-. , ,.--. .-,/_/_/_/_/_/,-', ,. -,-,-- /| / / /- // / / ._/_/_/_/,-' // /-| / /-- / / / `-' ' '`--' '-'_'/_/_/,-' `-''--' `' '-- / / /..................'_/_/_,:.................. / / | .'_|_|_|_; -Shimrod | / """"""""""""""""" '"""""""""""""""""""' Joan Stark wrote: > , # _ > (\\_(^> _. >(')__, > (_(__) || _.||~~ {^--^}.-._._.---.__.-;(_~_/ > || (\../) || (\(__)/) || {6 6 }.')' (. )' ).-` || > __||____(oo)____||___`(QQ)'___||___( v )._('.) ( .' )____||__ > --||----"- "----||----) (----||----`-.''(.' .( ' ) .)----||-- > __||__@( )___||___(o o)___||______#`(.'( . ( (',)_____||__ > --||----"--"----||----`--'----||-------'\_.).(_.). )------||-- > || || `||~|||~~|""|| `W W W W ||jgs > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > "My Barnyard" * Joan Stark * spunk1111@juno.com > ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ See you around the funny farm! (/~~\) - CT (/~~\) ((0 0)) ((O O))___ ,_______------/ | | \ / ~~~ # // / (oo) (oo)\ # --#---x---x---x---x---x---- --< > >_,< ->,_< -x---x---x---x---#-- # | | | | | | (oo) (oo) (oo) - \ # --#---x---x---x---x---x--x--x (..) /(o_o)-(o_o)\ -x---x---x---x---#-- \#// \\|~~ \\~ ~/// .../ ||W--'|| \||/// ||/- \\\\\|||/// \|/#\|| ==========================*==||====||=========||==*================== (/~~\) (/~~\) ((0 0)) __ ((O O))___ ,_______------/ | | '/..\^ \ / ~~~ # // /# (oo) # ( 00.) # (oo)\ # --#---x---x---x---x--#--x--x----x---#--x-" -- "--x-#--x---x---x---#-- # | __________ # | # ( . ) # \ # --# | / \ # | # (\__/) # | #-- #----x---x---x----x#--x---x----x--#--x--"--"--x--#--x----x---x--# \#/ \|/ \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// \\#|// \\\\-cfbd-//|/#\| [ cows by CT, pig by Daniel C. Au, diddling by me ! ] A/~~\A ((O O))___ \ / ~~~ # # # (--)\ # --#--x--x--x--x--x--#----x---x---x---x---x----#---x---x--x--x---x---#--- # # # \ # --#--x--x--x--x--x--#---x---x----x----x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#--- \#/ \|/ \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// \\#|// \\\\\|||/// \|/#\| O u t s t a n d i n g i n t h e f i e l d ! No animals were >_,< killed in (oo) the creation or ,-------(._.) testing of / | || this picture! * ||W--'|| == From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Bull request. Date: 19 Jul 1996 19:09:31 GMT / \ /X/ \X\ |XX\ _____ /XX| |XXX\ _/ \_ /XXX|___________ \XXXXXXX XXXXXXX/ \\\ \XXXX / \ XXXXX/ \\\ | 0 0 | \ | | \ \ / |______// \ / | | O_O | \ | \ _ / \________________ | | | | | \ / No Bullshit, / | / | \______/ Please... \ | \ | \ | \ | __| |__| | __| |__| | |___||___| |___||___| +---------------------------+ | | | NO CRAPPING | | | | __ __ | | \ \/ / | | > < | | / /\ \ | | /_/ \_\ | | | | (___) | | (o o) | | /--------\ / | | * o| ||O | | ||,----|| | | ooo^^ ^^ | | | | | +---------------------------+ -cfbd- +----------------------------+ | | | | | ACHTUNG ! | | | | KRAPPEN VERBOTEN | | | | __ __ | | \ \ / / | | \ \ / / | | > < | | / / \ \ | | / / \ \ | | /_/ \_\ | | | | (___) | | (o o) | | /--------\ / | | * o| ||O | | ||,----|| | | ooo^^ ^^ | | | | | +----------------------------+ -cfbd- +----------------------------+ | | | | | | | NO BULLSHIT !!! | | | | __ __ | | \ \ / / | | \ \ / / | | > < | | / / \ \ | | / / \ \ | | /_/ \_\ | ! | | | | (___) | | (o o) | | /--------\ / | | * o| ||O | | ||,----|| | | ooo^^ ^^ | | | | | +----------------------------+ -cfbd- == The fleecy cloud may kiss the sky. The rose may kiss the butterfly. The morning dew may kiss the grass. And you my friend may... . . | | j : l / \ / \ Y . Y | | | l "----~Y~----" ! \ | / Y | Y -Row | I | ->Cheeky<- >I have a Scooby... but I'm afraid he kindof looks like a kangaroo too. > /\/\ > /, \ \ > \\|/_/_ > .` (o)o) _...._ __ > | ~ ~'' `\_) > | | > | `-. / > | `--.___/ > | `. | > _/______|``---' > (_________) _ > jgs / \`(_) > / \ Yeah, now you come to mention it there is a slight resemblance... /\/\ /, \ \ \\|/_/_ .` (o)o) _...._ __ | ~ ~'' `\_) | | | `-. / | `--.___/ / `. | _/____/ ``---' (______)_ / /`(_) / / _ _ _ - - ' / / ~ '~ ~ ~\ / / ~ \/~ / ~ '~ ~ ~ ~\ | / ~ ~ \/~ | / / | | { / | | : / | | : / | | | / | | | / | | / / | | / _ / | | < / | | \ | | / \ \ _./ / \ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ \ /__ / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I guess I ought to join in this " My First Ascii Art " game because someone requested it. I tend to be a collector and diddler rather than a creative ascii- artist but I have done a few originals and I think " The Lamprey " was my first ever original. Someone was trying to create a new newsgroup named "alt.lampreys" and opponents said the idea was stupid. I had to find out what a lamprey actually was because it was being said that lampreys liked biting cows. Anyway, here is my Very Own Lamprey of mid-1993 vintage... _,-,,__,- ~~~~~- _ _ _,,,, ( ~~-_ ,''' O ', '~',__ _ _,,,'''--_ -_ _'_ _ _ ', ''' ' ~-_ - ( ), / ', -_ ', ~"'"'"'"~ ', / ', _- _' ', / '-,_,,,_,,_,,__ ,_ _ _ ,- _- ', _- -cfbd- lamprey '-,-,.,_.,_, _ ,,_ , -'-'-'' And the interpretation that Colin did of me as a response to Joan's try...got to love this man :)) >And finally- how about this for an ascii representation of you? ;) > > ,#####, > #_ _# > |a` `a| > | u | > \ = / > |\___/| > ___ ____/: :\____ ___ > .' `.-===-\ /-===-.` '. > / .-"""""-.-"""""-. \ > /' =:= '\ > .' ' .: o -=:=- o :. ' `. > (.' /'. '-.....-'-.....-' .'\ '.) > /' ._/ ". --:-- ." \_. '\ > | .'| ". ---:--- ." |'. | > | : | | ---:--- | | : | > \ : | |_____._____| | : / > / ( |----|------| ) \ > /... .| | | | |. ...\ > |::::/'' jgs / | \ ''\::::| > '"""" /' .L_ `\ """"' > /'-.,__/` `\__..-'\ > ; / \ ; > : / \ | > | / \. | > |`../ | ,/ > ( _ ) | _) > | | | | > |___| \___| > :===| |==| > \ / |__| > /\/\ /"""`8.__ > |oo| \__.//___) > |==| > \__/ > >-joan Hmm...I imagined someone more like this... ,,,, / .. \ (| > |) \__/ __/ \__ / / \ \ / /| , ,|\ \ ( ( | | ) ) \ \| |/ / \\| . |// W| |W .~~~~~~. | | | | | || | |__||__| | || | ( )( ) | || | | || | mmmM||Mmmm Bye, Colin Douthwaite Bye, .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. More -cfbd- ASCII Art and Tweaks cfbd tribute contributed by Veronica Karlsson -- ASCII Artist Extraordinaire Read some humorous/interesting posts re:ASCII Art at: http://www.surfplaza.com/ascii-art/cfbd/ (a-a-a posts) Please contact me if you come across more of Colin's work that ought to be included on these pages. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/font.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/font.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ASCII ART FONTS -or- FANCY LETTERS ... also be sure to check out FIGlet-- a program which will do the lettering for you... or read the ASCII Art FAQ -- Try FIGlet yourself: http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. joan1- stick letters joan6- bedknob letters joan2- cursive letters joan7- tilde letters joan3- block letters joan8- lower case letters joan4- bracket letters joan9- capital curves joan5- bubble bracket letters joan10- lined capital letters joan11- more bracket letters .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ~FONTS ~ ~ joan1 - stick letters ~ 9/96 __ __ __ ___ ___ __ /\ |__) / ` | \ |__ |__ / _` |__| | | |__/ | /~~\ |__) \__, |__/ |___ | \__> | | | \__/ | \ |___ __ __ __ __ __ ___ __ |\/| |\ | / \ |__) / \ |__) /__` | | | \ / | | \_/ \ / / | | | \| \__/ | \__X | \ .__/ | \__/ \/ |/\| / \ | /_ ~ joan2 - cursive letters ~ 9/96 __, /_ __ __/ _ /) __ /_ . . 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||| /// _, \\\ `"""||| _, \\\ ||| ///===/ \\\=/// ||| \\\=/// `"` `"""""` `"""` `"` `"""` ____, _____, ____, ____, ____. ///=\\\ /===/// ///=\\\ ///=\\\ ///=\\\ |||__,` /// \\\_/// \\\_/// ||| ||| ||| \\\ /// /// \\\ `"/// ||| ||| \\\=/// /// \\\=/// /// \\\=/// `"""` `"` `"""` `"` `"""` -=[ jgsfont #11 ]=- ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ _ _ _ _ / - \ | - > / _>| \| __>| __> / _>| | || | _ | | | | | | _ \| (_ | | || __>| __>| < \| || |< \| | |_|_| |___/ \___>|___/|___>|_| \___/|_|_||_| \___/ _ _ _ _____ _ _ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ | |/ /| | / \| \| |/ \| -_>/ \ | - > / __> | < | |_ | | | || \ || | || | | | | | \ \__ \ |_|\_\|___||_|_|_||_\__|\___/|_| \__\_>|_|\_\<___/ _____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ __ ____ |_ _|| | || | || || |< \/ >\ \/ /<_ / | | | | || | || | > < \ / / /_ |_| \___/ \_/ |_/\_|<_/\_> /_/ /____> __ ___ ___ _ _ ___ __ ___ ___ ___ ___ < | /_ )/_ \| | || __>/ /_ <__ |< - ><_- |/ \ | | / / _< <|_ |\__ \| _ \ / // | \ | || | | <___>|___>\___/ |_|<___/\___/ /_/ \___/ |_|\___/ _ _ _ ___ _ _ _ __ __ (_) (_) | | / _ \ _| |_ _____ / > < \ / _><_ \ _ _ \_/ \_>_/ <_ _> <_____> < < > >| (_ _) | (_) (_> (_) (_) |_| \_> <_/ \__><__/ __ __ _ _ ___ __ __ __ __ (_ \ / _) <\/> (_)/ / / _ \ <- > / \ \ \ / / )/ \( <_ _> / /_ |(_|/ /(>\ <_/\_> \ \ / / /_/(_) \___ \_\_> \_\ /_/ _ _ _ _ ___ ___ __ __ _ / )/ ) ( \( \ | _><_ | ) ) ( ( | | \( \( )/ )/ | |_ _| | < < > > |-| _____ _ _ |___><___| )_) (_( |_| |_____| (_) (_> .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/targontutor.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/targontutor.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Targon's ASCII Art Tutorial .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Note: some of the directions apply only to the GEnie computer service. Punch Art is not as hard as you would think if you prepare your canvas first. Here are some tips that might help. 1. I start my canvas by selecting this topic from aladdins j screen and selecting R to reply. 2. When the reply screen is open I draw a line from the left boarder to one space from the right boarder. 3. Then I hit return 20 times and draw another line at the bottem of the screen. (like so) -------------------------------------------------------------------- (press return) { use the space bar to move the cursor to here !) (press return) (repeat above 20 times) (you are doing this because the cursor can not be moved where it has never been before.) (bottom line) -------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. Then I return the cursor to the first line and use the space bar to move the cursor to one space from the end of the line. 5. I use the arrow key to move the cursor down to the next line. It will automatically go to the beginning of the line. I then use the space bar to move it to one space from the end of the line. 6. I repeat this until I reach the line I drew at the bottom of the canvas. Once this is done your canvas is ready. You can now use the arrow keys to move your cursor anywhere you want and you are ready to begin your drawing. 7. To draw on the canvas, I press the insert key to go into typeover mode. This is important so that when you enter characters, your cusor does not insert spaces. 8. If you make a mistake and want to erase a character just use the arrow key to move the cursor back to the character and use your space bar to erase it. (Do not use the backspace key or the delete key to correct mistakes. They will change the spacing) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- TIPS If you are drawing an animal or a person, start with the eyes then the nose and the mouth. Then draw the head. You will be able to judge the size the body needs to be from the head. Get familiar with the position of the following keys on the screen. [ ] ( ) . ` , ' ; : \ / | " ^ < > - _ = ! ~ Notice that they have all been typed on the same line, however they are positioned at different hights. You can use combinations of these keys to draw angles, slants, and sometimes circles. \ / \_ `-._ (increasing the \ / \_ `-._ amount of the _ \ / \ can change the angle.) `----.______ `------ ,----. ," ", " " " " `. ,' `----' The following keys make good eyes, fingers, or toes. o O 0 ( ) c C eyes ----> 0 0 or (0) (0) or o o or (o) (o) toes -----> Oooo or Cooo If you get to the bottom line of your canvas and your picture is not finished, you can expand the canvas by hitting enter as many times as you need and using the space bar to prepare the canvas as you did when setting it up. If you cannot complete your drawing in one setting, type control k and then w. A window will open and ask you for a file name. Name the file. Then type ctrl a to abort the reply. When you're ready to resume the drawing, open the reply window from the j screen, then type control k and then r. When prompted for a file name, enter the name of your picture. It will be loaded back into the reply screen and you can continue. You can also use the above method to save a blank canvas after you prepare one. Then you don't have to make a new canvas for every drawing. Remember that every key on the key board can be used. Some of them make good shading keys. Such as @@@@@@@@@ or ###### @@@@@@@@@ ##### @@@@@@@ ##### Don't be afraid to try different key combinations. If they don't work, experiment. Don't worry about pictures that don't work. I have many failures. It dosn't take long to realize you can't make a drawing work. I just give up on them. To Targon's ASCII Art .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/gifinfo.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/gifinfo.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Animated .GIF Information .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. I used some animated .GIFs... I know they take longer to load and that my Lynx visitors will not be able to see them...however I do enjoy them. It started when I visited fellow ASCII artist, Shanaka Dias' homepage and saw a couple that I really liked. Turns out, he made them using GIF Construction by Alchemy Mindworkshop. He gratiously allowed me to use his email dog and his animated bubbles (aquatic creatures). Thank you Shanaka!Shanaka's ani-dog The animated GIF located on the Disney page was made by another ASCII artist- Allen Mullen. Thank you Allen for letting me use Mickey! The rest of the animated GIFs I found on the internet. They are all of free use- provided that I link back to the source. So, here the sources: • The Dog Hause (lots of animal graphics!!) • Royal Frazier's 1st Internet Gallery of Animated GIFs • NetM Animations • GIF Animation Design by ProMotion • Stepping Stone Animation Gallery • Index of /Anims • Doodle Kid Page .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. a special .GIF for my brother- JIM.... click here --->for jim! .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/clownpr.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/clownpr.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Clown's Prayer (author unknown) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. "Dear Lord, as I stumble through this life help me to create more laughter than tears, dispense more happiness than gloom, _ spread more cheer than despair. (_) _ Never let me become so blase that _ .=. (_) I fail to see the wonder in the eyes of a (_) _ //(`)_ child, //`\/ |\ 0`\\ or a twinkle in the eyes of the aged. " ||-.\_|_/.-|| )/ |_____| \( _ "Never let me forget my work 0 #/\ /\# 0 (_) is to cheer people, _| o o |_ make them happy, make them laugh, _ ((|, ^ ,|)) make them forget at least for a moment (_) `||\_/||` the unpleasantness in their life. || _ || _ Never let me acquire success to the point | \_/ | (_) that I discontinue calling on my Creator 0.__.\ /.__.0 in the hour of need, `._ `"` _.' acknowledging and thanking Him jgs / ; \ \ in the hour of plenty. 0'-' )/`'-0 And in my final moment 0` may I hear Him whisper, 'When you made my people smile, you made Me smile'." I hope that my ASCII art will make you smile.● Thank you for visiting! -joan [jgsinitials] embed(/web/20091028043935oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/bravesir.mid) Midi Controls .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/logo.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/logo.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Logos, Symbols, and Signs .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. LOGOS SYMBOLS Fire and Ice YinYang Symbol Shadow Gate Logo (24) Male/Female Symbols Shadow Gate Logo Superman Symbol Oval with Points Logo Batman Symbol Malcam Logo Playboy Bunnies Poison Logo Darwin Fish ALiENTECH Logo Question Mark MacX Logo Fleur-de-lis 1-800-Computer Logos Mercedes Nirvana Logo Rolls Royce Skittles Logo Gel Logo Camel Logo Babylon5 Logo PhylTh Logo SIGNS Avatar Logo Peace Signs Ravager Logo Recycle Triangle Sign GeoCities Logo Dollar Sign No Smoking Logo "Hello"-script United State Marine Corp Logo Biohazard Sign CYO logo America Offline- AOL Large Emoticon Yield Sign Quicken 99 Logo Stop Sign Pepsi Logo Astrological Signs Handicap Wheelchair logo .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ fire and ice logos ]=- 1/99 ) ) ( ( . ( . ) ' ( W ,_,' . 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Visit Snoopy's Official Homepage: http://www.peanuts.com/comics/peanuts/ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ Charlie Brown ]=- 4/97 ____ .-'& '-. / \ : o o ; ( (_ ) : ; \ __ / `-._____.-' /`"""`\ / , \ /|/\/\/\ _\ (_|/\/\/\\__) |_______| __)_ |_ (__ jgs (_____|_____) -=[ Charlie Brown ]=- 9/97 __,=,__ .~`` .` `.``~. | . . |____ `-;=============;""""` ( (. _).) \ | | \ `-.___.' / '._ _.' /`''''\ / \ | |/\/\/\/|.-. |-|/\/\/\/|;' ) (__/_______| _) #########'._) jgs |==|=|__ ,,,(______)_),,,, ,,,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,, ,,,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,, ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, -=[ Lucy ]=- 9/97 _,,_ __ ." ".' 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C . ) | .-. | | _ / (` / | \ /}| | )(\ | `-> (____.| / ||| / \=====| | |\| | |====| \ _/ ` \__/=====| |` `-'======| \ |=======/ | |=======| | .--, ########\ |/ / jgs |_|__|| ` `--. ,---;-'--'\ `--. `---`-------'-.___,___.---' -=[ Schroeder ]=- 9/97 ,--""""-., .'` ', / | | _ / __,'(,-'/ `\ _. / .=="=| '-. | .'===,=|-. | / /===\==\| \ \ _;' | |====\==\ '.___,u' \__/ |===.##,=\ |==/####\='-.__ \#|#####|`/^|_))._________________ #######/`| |_.-'""""""=' ] #####/\/ /__,________;------.---' jgs `###' |_/ V V >> Joe Cool - Snoopy << 10/96 for Jim, my brother... .----. _.'__ `. .--(#)(##)---/#\ .' @ /###\ : , ##### `-..__.-' _.-\###/ jgs `;_: `"' .'"""""`. /, JOE ,\ // COOL! \\ `-._______.-' ___`. | .'___ (______|______) -=[ Snoopy ]=- 3/97 .-~~~~-. / __ \ | / \ / `~~~~~-. || | 0 @ || | _. | \| | \ / \ / /`~~~~~~` ('--'""`) jgs /`"""""`\ -=[ Snoopy )=- 9/97 .-"""-, .'- - \ .---' 0 0 ,db / d88b | O 8888 \'.____.' ,8888 `------. / Y88P )=| `` ,` \ / | / | ; | | | | | \ \__)_, `-. /--' __|| | jgs (.--' \ `------' ,-"""-. / - -'. db, 0 0 '---. 88b, \ 8888 0 | 8888, '.____,'/ Y88P \ .------' jgs `` |=( / ', | \ | \ | | ; | | | ,_(__/ / `--\ .-' | ||__ / '--.` '------` -=[ Snoopy in mailbox ]=- 9/97 ,________________ / \ \ |.-| | .-', | ,_______ | / | """""| | | O\__.--| '-' | ,=` _|______________| ',,,==` `~~~~|||~~~~~~~` ` ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| \\ |||, // jgs . ..::::\\\||////::::.... '' ' "" ' '"" "" "" '' ""' "'' -=[ Snoopy-- happy dance ]=- 9/97 .0. / \ ; \_/ ; | | | | | | _______; ;_______ `======='\ /`=======` \ / _ | | _ _( \____|=|____/ )_ ( .---. .---. ) `-' / \ '-' / HUG \ ; ; | .---.|__, jgs : / :--' .--\ \ | `" `"".-' < =""` `"== `""""""` =""` `"""===="""` =""` `""==="""` -=[ Snoopy on doghouse ]=- 9/97 .o. | | _ , .', L.-'` `\ || __\___,|__--,__`_|__ | % `=` | | ___%_______________| | ` | | -------------------| |____________________| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| jgs | ---------------| , \| | _______________| / / \. \,\\|, . . /, / |///, / -=[ Snoopy Flying Ace ]=- 11/97 __...._ .'` .-`. / //``\\____ / .-. .'\\_.'/ `'. | / \ /'-'` \ | \ / | ;) \ '-' | .' '-.,_ | __..-' _'=,_______'-,\__.-' .=[_______.-'(___( _ -"` / __|__/ )_ / .--. ) / / -\-.-' / \ | ~; ;-' _| | jgs ___.| ` | `'---'`---------' -=[ Woodstock ]=- 4/98 , , \`-.|`. _, ) ` / .-'6 6 '--, ( ,-' `---. 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I tried to convert some of the solid ascii drawings... those generated from a program... into a line ascii drawing. Here are some examples... ○ Jaq ○ Jiminy Cricket ○ Casper ○ Teddy Bear ○ Bee/Hornet .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. (before) ee. $$$ C,. .,-.ueu$u Mn ;$$$$$u ,C$$biL,"?$.?Mnn. `$$$$$$$J ;$$$$$b $ 3MMMMn u : "$$$$$I$$Y ;$$$$uF 3MM?MMMp $:eb "$$$$$$F$eed$$$$$' dMM" "? `euL "????" L?$$$$$" dF"" ,; "$$u = $$$C$$$e+***$$$$$ee f .f I$e. `'=?$$$$"$"eeeu=euCC$$$; ?e: u$u" .e :F"""??$ n.. "$$$ $e$$$$$$$$$$F" $ee$$$$e" MMMMMn,,, = ,,,."??S$$$SF" d$$$$$"" MMMMMMMMM,"?CCCCCC".nnmnmMMmnd',qdTF"" MMMMMMMMMMmn `CCC".MMMMMMMMMF 7 MMMMMMMMM ,M CCCC MMMMMMMMM" nMF ?TTT???"" M' CCC M"?MMMMM MMF d'n CCC MMn ?MM" MMF ",M' CCC MMMMn " M" nMn. nM? CcCc ?MMMMMn = nMMMMMMn ,,-=~^^^~=,_ `\ .e$$u"CCc ?MMMMMMMMMMMM????" ``=-,._ ; u$$$"L `?MMMMMMF".e$$$u `-=-'' .+ ceeee== "MMF" .$$$F" .e$$$$$$ee$$?$?? " *e.L" == ... .$$$$$$$$PF" ;==?$$$$$$$$$$$e. 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December 20th .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ┃ _ ┃ ┃ _ _ /`.) ┃ ┃ (:`\ (:`\ /:./ ┃ ┃ \:.\ \:.\/:./ ┃ ┃ __\:.'---. \:. /___ ┃ ┃ (::. __/ /:. ) ┃ ┃ '--:. ( /:..-----' ┃ ┃ \__\_../:./ ┃ ┃ .-' /:./. ┃ ┃ .' ./.-"""""-._ ┃ ┃ / .-. -` _.--.._ '-._, ┃ ┃ | /\ \ -" `' / ┃ ┃ / \/ / .__ / ┃ ┃ __..-' '-' _.' ┃ ┃ /_/ '-..____..-' ┃ ┃ \ | ┃ ┃ '--,-' / ┃ ┃ (_____.,--' __.' ┃ ┃ \ ( ┃ ┃ jgs| \ ┃ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛ previousBack to Advent Calendarnext! to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -- PLEASE CLICK ON BANNER -- SUPPORT ASCII-ART.COM -- THANK YOU. ~JGS [aamsz] File: mirrors/jgs/data/geobook.htxt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/geobook.html .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. * Please share your knowledge of ASCII Art History- The first time you saw it, used it... It's history as you know it. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Xylåh - 12/17/00 03:11:29 My URL:http://www.xylah.com/skids.html Comments: \\||/// o-o `/. ' `=>, `- ...sorry -- it didn't format correctly. i'm trying your advice from an earlier entry =;-) ---xylah ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Xylah - 12/17/00 02:57:51 My URL:http://xylah.com/ ASCII Art Information: http://xylah.com/skids.html Comments: \\||//// o-o' `/. ' `=>, `- ...I'm new to the ascii art scene, but I've been using it for years in email and such. I'm doing an ascii comic using the extra mac characters and a graphics prog to rotate, resize, etc -- so it's not strictly ascii, but rather in the spirit of. I love all the art I've been seeing in on your site and others, as well as the independence and global nature of the scene. Thanx for a beautiful and informative site!¡! --- xylah ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Mary Wilson - 08/24/00 01:30:01 My Email:mwilson523@aol.com ASCII Art Information: Typewriter Art Comments: In college, I used a PDP 8/S computer, and we communicated with it via a teletype and punched paper tape. At the time, I had a program that would allow you to input a name or phrase on the keyboard, and it would appear on the paper tape as a pattern of holes. Hey, quit laughing! That was the late 60's and it was a real gee whiz then! We also had a few pre-punched tapes that produced pictures when fed thru the reader. One of the completely insane night operators for the IBM 1401 dug those up for us. Speaking of the 1401, there was a program called "Edith" -- anybody remember her? I also learned to punch cards with words, pictures, or the ultimate -- the lace card, where you punched out every hole on the card! This worked fine on the old keypunches that punched each column as you typed it, but the newer keypunches waited until you finished the 80th column and then punched the entire card. If there were more than four punches in the same column, the card would jam and rip, so I had to give up making cute cards. After graduation (71), I started substitute teaching and met a new kind of art, the Typewriter Mystery. The typing teachers (the nice ones!) would leave a page of directions thatlooked like "38sp, 2%, 5sp, 2%, 5sp, 2%" etc. There were typically 40 to 60 lines per picture, and if you followed the directions exactly, you got a nice seasonal picture. Simple, but it kept the little darlings busy for the entire period! I was so fascinated by the pictures that I bought the entire series of books, seven of them, I think, and always had one or two mysteries ready just in case I got a typing class to cover. The original set of books got lost somewhere (probably to a greedy typing teacher), but J Weston Walsh Publishers used to sell two sets of pictures. I still have my copies, buried somewhere in the incredible accumulation of junk from 29 years of teaching! I did use them with a computer class when I was teaching the TAB and SPC functions in BASIC. Not quite ASCII, but fun! And it kept *my* little darlings busy for the whole period, too! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ et&wd - 06/28/00 17:55:15 My URL:http://ascii.test.at/ Comments: interesting page.. we were doing research for our project (ascii/video) and found it very informative.. ( Joan's note: Please share your research when it is finished. I'd love to see what else you have come up with! And please, feel free to share my URL with others.) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Michele - 06/16/00 10:35:22 My URL:http://www-studenti.dm.unipi.it/~cerulli/ My Email:cerulli@mail.dm.unipi.it ASCII Art Information: What about portable telefones... Comments: I think that when Microsoft stated that ASCII art is dead didn't take into account the explosion (at least in Italy) of GSM messaging with portable telephones. This way of communicating is preponderant, and a lot of people discovered the ASCII way of expr ssing themselvs. Michele Cerulli ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Harris Roen - 02/17/00 15:47:44 My Email:harry_b@csi.com ASCII Art Information: Early IBM Comments: I remember going to IBM headquarters in NYC in the late 60's with a school group, and having a technician type in our names, and having our names be printed out on a big piece of paper, where each letter was made up of teh same smaller letters (i.e. the l tter "H" was made up of hundreds of smaller H's, "A" was made up of hundreds of smaller smaller A's, etc.). Seemed like alchemy to a 7 year old! ( Joan's note: Awesome -- I would've felt the same way!) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ - 02/17/00 11:57:32 Comments: Great site! Very informative. LOSE THE MUSIC from the pages. That was annoying and loud and a real bummer to an otherwise cool site. ( Joan's note: Some people like the music. I've tried to tie in the music with the theme of each page. I'm sorry that you did not like it.) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Ennis Trimble - 02/06/00 15:05:29 ASCII Art Information: Teletype Comments: During the Korean War and immediate post-war years of the mid-1950s, teletype machines were electromechanical typewriters used by the military to simultaneously send typewritten messages to a number of distant receivers over telephone or by radio wave transmissions. Newspapers used them extensively, also. Their respective networks of users were probably contributing predecessors to the "party-line principle" of the Internet since they functioned much like Internet Relay Chat (or its variations, such as ICQ) does today. At Christmastime, the teletype operators sometimes sent Christmas greetings with "teletyped pictures" that they had created from the keyboards of their machines. Since teletype paper (usually yellow in color) was loaded on rolls, there was virtually no l mit to the length of a message. Sometimes, the "teletyped pictures" were two feet long or greater. Interestingly, it was suspected that encrypted messages may have been embedded in these kinds of transmissions at times for the purpose of military securi y. Such creative teletype messages were just an early form of what is now called ASCII, typewriter, type or keyboard art today. Back then among the teletype operators, it was called "teletype art." ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Ishstar - 11/08/99 07:49:24 My URL:http://www.assault.carota.net/ My Email:ishstar@scene.orgy ASCII Art Information: Demoscene Comments: Ascii art is definately for the creative mind and those who are able to manipulate the character set they are given to form pictures, much like the oldskool pixlers are only given 256 colours to create stunning and sometimes even photorealistic pictures b hand, pixel by pixel. These people awe me with their innovation. Not just ascii artist, but anyone that was and still is in the scene. The ascii has died down a bit, but you can find a lot more works at http://www.acheron.org/ . If you would like the hirez stuff, check o t http://www.hirez.org/ There are some absolutely fantastic works. All in all, there's more to the demoscene than just ASCII, if you haven't discover it yet. I'd imagine that you have if you have been at this since 1996. I'm guessing some people who have seen your site have been from the scene. Check it out and inc ude it in your history section. Things like the demoscene are absolutely fabulous in its coheisive bonding in bringing people together. It's a shame things have died down a bit and the push for innovation that reside in it has died a bit. There's still a good chunk left, but times have changed probably. People move on to continue with their lives... I miss them. To mail me, remove the "y" at the end of my address. I don't like spam. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ low - 09/20/99 22:43:39 My URL:http://come.to/themacrohouse My Email:low_rydin@hotmail.com Comments: hey jgs. i run a page called the macrohouse. i started it almost a year ago but no one really knows about it cause like you said macros are aol based. so im trying to expand that and show that even though its only made in the font arial-10 that it stil is a form of ascii art. ive also decided to expand my page for ascii art and ansi art. so if anyone who checks out my page and would like to have their stuff posted just email me. also id like to say this is a great page...i learned most of the stuff know about ascii art here, keep up the good work :] ( Joan's note: Macros are a form of text art, bit since they use a proportional font and often non-ASCII characters, I don't consider them "ASCII" art. Some macros are beautiful -- and I have linked to your website. Thank you for sharing.) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Peganthyrus - 08/18/99 04:56:02 My URL:http://www.rdwarf.com/peganthyrus/ My Email:[see webpage; I don't put it up as plaintext] ASCII Art Information: The 8-bit days. Comments: Before IBM-compatible computers took over the world, the Commodore 64, Apple ] [, and Atari computers all had their own BBSs, with little cross-over between them. The Apple ][ was not very capable in text-art terms, having only the basics - A-Z, numbers, and punctuation, plus 'inverse' and 'flash' text modes. I've never really seen much screen-oriented text art from that world; most of it harks back to teletype stuff. The Ataris and c64 each had their own perversions of ASCII, however, stuffed full of little graphics characters, and color capabilites. I never had an Atari, so I'm not too knowledgeable about that world, but on the c64 boards, one would not only find static images, but what were then called 'movies' - long textfiles that incorporated not only color changes and graphics characters, but also screen clears, cursor movements, and the like, to create crude animation when read over a 300 or 1200 baud connection. I haven't the foggiest idea where one could find these. I have a few old 5.25" discs full of them, but I don't know exactly where in the big pile of C64 stuff they ARE. ( Joan's note: think we'd still have the old technology around to run the animations?) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Håkan Storsäter - 06/30/99 21:49:24 My Email:hakans@writeme.com ASCII Art Information: Art Scene.. Comments: Hmmm, remorse www.remorse.org is still doing line-sigs, collys and such, "new-school" then they are doing art-scene new-school, using nearly all of the 256 characters available in the standard char-set... ..pretty impressive... ___...---'''~~~'-. . :: . .-'~~~'''---...___ '-.___....--{''~~~\ \ _LL_ / 7~~~''}--....___,-' \ () ) ) ) .--~~--. ( ( ( () / '-..{_/__..-' _( ____ )_ '-..__\_}..-' / :: \ - || - _.-----VV-----._ - -: ( _.--~~~~~~--._ ) :- - ' '--..--''--..--' ' hS-99 ______________________ ______ __ _ / __ / _ \ /--\ / /_/ /__/ / |/ _/ / \ \ \| |/ / ____ ___ /____|_________|_________/\___/ /_/_/ / _/ ..hmm.. the guy was good.. ..but the sig was hasty.. ( Joan's note: The "standard" ASCII character set contains less than 256 characters... I think you may have included the non-standard characters into your total count. They are not ASCII and are not standard on all PC systems.) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ rAMoN - 06/29/99 23:22:44 My Email:ram1@gmx.de Comments: First time i asciied was 85 on a c64 , but the real ascii took place on the good old amiga days As i see the "non scene" asciis here , i have to say that the amiga sceners mainly used / \ _ | and sumtimes sum other chars . The biggest fun was the ascii collections , where the artist collected all his requests and put it into one small or big txtfile with greeting credits thoughts intro whatever . Thats was the True Ascii Scene , which is dead ow . So its nice to see some Non Sceners doing their thang 8) rAMoN \ hOusE of sTyLe \ LowProfile ( Joan's note: My first computer was a C128 -- how times have changed, huh? ASCII lives on though) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Håkan Storsäter - 06/29/99 17:35:32 My URL:http://hem1.passagen.se/haakshem My Email:hakans@writeme.com ASCII Art Information: Subject? Comments: Hmmm, I've got two non-standard signs in my name, but I was just born with them, hey, Jgs, you signed my guestbook, so I'm signing yours back... I think that the old greeks used words in collaboration with pictures, as in 70's style, if you know what I mean.. like the letters were parts of the object... I have also heard by an art-scener that C.S. Lewis did Ascii-Art, by using words in a poem to create a picture, like.. .---'''---. .--./ -- -. /-. ( .-/ . -"<"-' /- / '-( .--. -"* /--' \ .-""- .' \___.-' hS-99 Well, that's all, Håk ( Joan's note: CS Lewis did use text art -- in the book 'Alice in Wonderland', which was written before typewriters were invented.) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Alien - 06/17/99 12:08:22 My URL:http://studenten.freepage.de/meph/ascii/eng/eng.htm My Email:uzsdwr@uni-bonn.de ASCII Art Information: [OT] ASCII History Comments: Hello, possibly it would be interesting to have some information of the ASCII self. I'm not sure of all this information are 100% correct: At the beginning no ASCII exists. The standard was called ANSI X3.4 "Coded Character Set - 7-Bit American National Standard Code for Information Interchange". It was publicized at the 30. April 1965 as "ECMA-6" and 1972 as "ISO 646" with national variations. It might be interesting that ASCII is an ANSI code. An "ASCII- Institute" didn't exist and ASCII is only the shortcut of ANSI X3.4... The main problem is the definition of ANSI: It is an institute and not a character set! Nevertheless it is popular to speech about the ANSI- code and the main reason is that Microsoft is doing it. The first real modification of the ANSI X3.4 (alias ASCII) was done by IBM. They implemented the extended "Code Page 437" which was saved in the ROM of the graphic adapter (beginning of the 80th). Today the operating system (and not the hardware) make the character set available. Windows uses the ANSI X3.4 with the "Code Page 1252". The MS documents define the windows char'set as ANSI code, but this isn't consistent. Possibly they thought it would be to difficult to call the char'sets "ANSI X3.4 + Code Page (or ISO) ...", but theoretically there is no ANSI or 8-bit ASCII char'set. In my opinion it is problematic that the os and not the hardware makes the character set available. A software definition makes a modification possible. This could destroy the idea of a standard code. Ok., I hope this wasn't 'too much' out of topic. Meph. ( Joan's note: Not at all Meph! Thanks for the technical information!!!) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Palmore - 11/11/98 18:06:06 My URL:http://www.remorse.org/ My Email:Palmore@Remorse.Org ASCII Art Information: The begining,end and all inbetween Comments: Don't forget to include Remorse (Ascii Art Group) witness the true power of the ascii art world! ( Joan's note: Remorse has been mentioned, right? ) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 10/28/98 13:10:01 Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Comments: Just passing thru and saw your page Thanks ( Joan's note: Thanks for stopping! and I hope you return. I usually update around the beginning of the month.) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Thomas - 10/24/98 13:32:42 My URL:http://members.aol.com/Squall1963/cool.html My Email:Squall1963@aol.com ASCII Art Information: YOU MUST LOOK AT THIS ASCII!(on the bottom Comments: /| // / || || /| // // .·´ /|\/ / // /| |\ / ||/ / /| /|/ |/ |/ /¸,./ / | / / | / | / / / / \`·.\ \ | | \ | | |||´ / /| / /.·´/ `·¸,.-·´¯¯¯\´_/_\\ __/ / /,./, / .-.-==-./ ¯¯ / / //.´ / |/ \=,_ _.=- \./¯\_.·´ \ -´`, ´` --´ ,'µ / `·.`--. ,.· / \ , _¸,.-.__ ,¯¯ / /-. ./~__,.-, |`·´ / /¯¯ `·.´¯¯¯¯ //// / /' `·. \, \ \, / .·´ // | \´ \ /\ -._ `·.¸.-´¨¯ / \ ( --. ./ `/._ \ `· \-·´ // /. |- | `, ' \ ' / | \ | | `/ ._ \ _.· .·´ | / ´. ,\___`·._ ·´____/.____.·´¨ \.-· `, / {==============| /___ | ,-,/=\ \¯==¯¯= ¯¯==¯==¯=/ /===-- / /`/`/`/`/=||¯| ¯¯¯¯| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ \|¨|¨|¯|¯| /=| `-------´ | | \ \\-'---'---/=/ § J¹ | \ | | \ \\´ | \ | | \\\ `\ , /´ | | | \\\ / \ \\\\ | | ||\ \\\\ \\\\\\\ | | || \\ \\ \\\\\\\\\ | | || \\ \\ \\\\\\\\\ | | || \\ \\ \\\\\\\\\ | | || ` \\ \\\\\\\\\ | | || \\ \\\\\\\\\ | | |\\ \\\\\\\ | | // \\ \ \ \\\\ | //| \\ \ \| |_ ./ \_ __ __//// \====/ `·.= =====.·´ /====/ |====\ Ssj¹SonGohan .·´¨¯¯ ' ' ' \ / `·. ---- / ________.--·´ \ \ \ / `·..·´ ( Joan's note: Ooops... Did you try to preformat that? Adding a 
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afterthe pic might format it so that it looks right. I'd like to see the pic that you posted-- I don't recognize the sig on it. I always like to see new ASCII pics!) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ iph-ascii - 09/18/98 07:49:50 My Email:iph-ascii@mail.bip.net ASCII Art Information: never die! Comments: just face it, ascii art will never die.. NEVER!! the scene will always be in need of good ascii artist, when dialup boards are dying telnet will be there.. so, if not the BBS scene is dead so not is ascii art... live long and prosper / siging off, inphamilair (sweden) ( Joan's note: Woo Hoo! Long Live ASCII Art! ) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ iph-ascii - 09/18/98 07:43:57 My Email:iph-ascii@mail.bip.net ASCII Art Information: the bbs scene Comments: it all started with my BBS, i ripped bloack-ansi pictures from variuos ansi painters and one day the cought me! then i desided to draw my own work to my board, it all went so good that i joined several ascii groups and i now draw for people all over the orld, like nfo files, bbs art.. everything! ( Joan's note: Perhaps I'm a little out of it... just what *do* ASCII groups do? And why would somebody want to join a group?) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Brian Tegart - 09/17/98 19:58:29 My URL:http://www.tegart.com/brian My Email:brian@tegart.com ASCII Art Information: The Gospel Of John image Comments: The pictures of The Gospel Of John by Gwang Hyuk Lee are absolutely amazing. These NEED to be available in poster form. Do you know if posters are available of this image? If there aren't any, would it possible to get a really good copy of the image so so e posters could be made? Is Gwang Hyuk Lee still alive, and how could we contact him? Thanks, Brian ( Joan's note: I have heard that this picture once was available in posted form. I have no other information about a poster and I'm not in a position to make one from his work. Gwang Hyuk Lee was killed, supposedly in response to creating the 'Gospel of John' image.) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Shawn Graft - 09/16/98 22:41:19 ASCII Art Information: ASCII art was used extensively by Bulletin Board Systems in in 1980s and 1990s. It's BBS SysOps (system operators) who refined this form of artwork and began making use of ASCII animation - and later ASCII bombs. ( Joan's note: OK, what's an ASCII bomb?) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ray landers - 09/05/98 13:35:45 My Email:rayl@northcoast.com ASCII Art Information: my wife made ansi/ascii art Comments: we called it ansi art, but that was because my wife used the ansi commands that made the cursor move around the screen before placeing a letter, and because she used the ansi commands to change the foreground and background colors of the text. but other than those ansi commands, she used only the regular text characters, and very rarely used any of the block characters, in her art. she made a great effort to use none of the ansi block characters in her art because she wanted to keep it "pure text", something that would still look correct if printed out on a typewriter, even if it lost the colors she had put in. we had a BBS on fido-net from april '85 to september '95. violet died of cancer in july of '95. in the ten years that she made her art, we collected about 2500 thank you messages from people that were useing her artwork. we also got quite a few phone calls from people. since we distributed the pictures electronicly to others in fido-net, we were pretty free to send them anywhere that had a phone line. we had thanks messages , these were sent to us through fido-net, from most countries in the world. fido-net was glad to transfer messages through the nodes of the network TO us, but we found out right away, the first time we tried it, that they would would NOT send the artwork through the net. so we used the fido-net node list as a phone book and had our computer dial directly to the recipiants computer and then transfer the file to them directly from us, and bypassed the other nodes in the network. this way we didn't use up the fido-net bandwidth for our hobby. and it was a hobby with us, we never asked for money or favors in exchange for violets art. we did have interesting phone bills. we found out what 20 seconds worth of long distance charges cost for almost every country on earth. it was a great hobby for violet, and she got alot of pleasure out of knowing that people were finding suprise messages with a file attached that contained the artwork she had made for them in their e-mail box. the way she decided what picture to make and send to people was actualy pretty simple. she would sit and look at the node list, the node list was a listing of all of the BBS's that were part of fido net, and if the name of the BBS brought some picture to mind, she would then draw that picture in ansi, useing colored text, and then she would send it to them. she would send a letter of introduction telling who we were, and why she was sending this, and then the artwork itself would be in a compressed file attached to the message. we would only get a response from about 20% of the messages that we sent out. and only a few, probebly a total of a dozen, were rejections. it was great fun, and violet struck up several e-mail type pen pal relationships through fido-net. many of the people we communicated with regularly were NOT people that we had sent pictures to, but people that had seen violets artwork, and had sent e-mail to her asking about her art. she was always happy to spend time talking/typeing to people, even if it wasn't about ansi art. my part in the whole operation, was to keep the equipment running and configured in such a way as to be able to make quick, clean international calls. one time the computer made $500 worth of calls to a wrong number in the U.K. all in one 4 hour period. i learned alot about how far you can trust a computer to follow bad instructions with this hobby. computers follow instructions very precisly, and all the way. well i've rambled on enough here. maybe you have seen some of her stuff. she sometimes put her initials, VS , in her pictures. many people copied her stuff and then changed it, often without even removeing her initials from the picture, and signing their name to it and takeing credit for it. this was something that upset me quite a bit, but violet felt a little sad that someone liked her art well enough to steal it, and not give her credit for haveing thought of it. ahh, well. such is the world we live in. it's nice to see this WWW page dedicated to this type of art. good job, and keep it up. thank you for the pleasent memories, ( Joan's note: You're welcome Ray. It sounds like your wife really enjoyed her text-art. I believe that if someone enjoys what they are doing, others can tell. And it is in her great spirit of sharing that she will be remembered. Thanks for telling me about your wonderful wife..) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Simon Parritt - 09/01/98 21:59:12 My Email:Parritsw@aol.com Comments: In reference to Alan Riddel's book,I also contributed I think that such work goes in and out of fashion and unfortunately some of the work tries to produce photo-type images rather than honour the spirit of the medium being used - I still hanker a bit aft r the typewriter ! ( Joan's note: Using a typewriter also allowed a certain degree of flexibility in creating the text-based images. Overstrike, paper manipulation, and half/ quarter spacing are techniques used in typewriter art, but not in ASCII art. Typewriter art and ASCII art are not the same medium, however similar.) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Bill Cunningham VE3HHW - 08/30/98 04:51:56 My URL:http://www3.sympatico.ca/technisoft My Email:technisoft@sympatico.ca ASCII Art Information: RTTY Art Comments: All During the 80's I Spent hours working the RTTY PIX nets. Some of the best teletype artists in the world gathered on 20 meters (14.080 if I remember right) One of the best was (mabe still is) Don Royer (Wa6pir) in Calif. He could reproduce a playboy ce terfold that looked exactly like a black and white photo from 10' feet away.. I uploaded my entire collection to the HEX9 Packet radio BBS several years ago, and I beleive it's still there buried in the directories someplace. If your a ham, a polite note to Len VE3FJB (Packet radio address ve3fjb@ve3fjb and he might tell you just here to find them..other than that, send me an e-mail and i'll see it I can retrieve them "zip em up" and send them off... de Bill ( Joan's note: Wow! ) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Andrew Belsey - 08/26/98 13:50:24 My Email:belsey@cardiff.ac.uk Comments: There is indeed a book called "Typewriter Art", edited by Alan Riddell (London, 1975). I contributed to it. It was a rather oversimple picture of trains. Later I did a much more complex version which I posted to an ASCII Art newsgroup. ( Joan's note: Thanks Andrew-- I do appreciate you sending me copies of sections of the book...look for an update in my ASCII art history section of this website) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Donovan - 07/14/98 16:02:20 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/6558/ My Email:bakd@hotmail.com ASCII Art Information: Before Radio & Typewriters there was...poetry! Comments: Well, a few months ago, we were discussing the oldest method or form of ascii art in the newsgroup. The one I came up with that has held up has been poetry. Centuries ago, they wrote poetry in the shapes of things. And it was the consensus of our newsgroup (at that time) that this must have been the oldest form of ascii art. Of course it wasn't called ascii art then...Joan seems to be the only one who can ever remember the name of that kind poetry. Needing that word from JOAN...for the Nth time! LOL I hope this will help you a little bit with the origination of ascii art. Of course when radio, typewriters, and computers came along that is when it became popular and got it's name. But as a group we all agreed that this form of poetry was probably the thing that started it all. If anyone has some more factual things about this form of poetry please fill us in. ( Joan's note: it's called "typography", I believe ) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Bill Hanson (WA9WGO) - 06/22/98 22:52:27 My Email:wlhanson@worldnet.att.net Comments: You might say that the orgin of ASCII art also has it roots in amatuer radio. Amatuers with teletype equipment (the old model 19 etc.) filled the airwaves with teletype pictures in BAUDOT code. (Joan's note: check the links on the main history page to find some BAUDOT code art link!) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Jon Carlson - 06/06/98 02:20:05 My Email:rhetoricman@juno.com Comments: I am very glad to have found the work of Gwang Hyuk Rhee on the Web! I love the way his ASCII piece has deep spiritual meaning: The Word becomes flesh! Does anyone know where I can get prints of Mr. Rhee's work? I would be very grateful to find out wh re. I have some prints in my bookstore art gallery, but want to sell them and need copies. Thanks! Jon (Joan's note: I have not seen prints of his work--only the online images... sorry... I'm sure that they are amazing!) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:44:52 Comments: From: Ian Wallis Date: Sat, 18 Apr 1998 10:28:44 +0800 Subject: ASCII Art Dear Joan ASCII Art probably reached it's zenith from about 1987 to 1994/5 on the Bulletin Board Systems that were prevalent before the opening of the Internet to the general public. At one point there was well over 150,000 active BBS's around the world and the largest collection were linked together via the email network "FidoNet" which had some 35,000 BBS's linked worldwide. FidoNet had several highly active ASCII art email groups that were prolific in the quantity of material generated. It should also be noted that virtually every System Operator (SysOp) of a BBS generated or at least borrowed ASCII Art for use on their welcome screens. My old BBS which ran from 1981 to the present had some 50 full screen art works that were rotated randomly as welcome and goodbye screens. Cheers, Ian ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:43:38 Comments: From: Jack Lally Date: Sun, 02 Nov 1997 14:51:30 -0500 Subject: ASCII Art Dear Joan, I am a complete neophyte to ASCII Art but have been fascinated by it for some years. I am a retired Merchant Marine Radio Officer and in later years at sea we did a great deal of communicating by Radio Teletype. I believe it was there that I first saw "Stick Men" as my kids used to call them in an art form. Some of the Coast Station operators would while away the lonely Midnight watch hours by creating these drawings and then sending them to the ships at sea. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:43:08 Comments: Subject: Re: History of ASCII Art [Question] From: Roshan Mamarvar Date: Sat, 05 Apr 1997 02:01:20 -0800 I first met ASCII-art when hanging in the C64-Scene. Whenever releasing some of demo-programs, we designed the directory of the disk with some nice logos and pics. And then after changing to Amiga in '89 and staring to call out mailboxes, I met the whole ASCII/ANSI design that you can do on them, and that's when I started seriously doing my styles. ________ .oO° rOSHAn °Oo. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:42:39 Comments: Subj: Re: History of ASCII Art [Question] Date: 97-03-29 17:45:38 EST From: torus@magick.net (John Warmington) Ascii art goes back to the invention of the teletype machine, if not earlier than that. Radio Teletype goes way back-- I know that in the fifties and sixties, and I suspect, before that, RTTY ham operaters were creating and exchanging beautiful, complex pictures. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:42:13 Comments: Subject: Re: History of ASCII Art [Question] From: Veronica Karlsson Date: Fri, 28 Mar 1997 00:13:08 +0100 When I was about eight years old somebody showed me how to make a line of soldiers on a typewriter by typing certain characters over each other (don't remember how though, and even if I did I wouldn't know how to do that on a computer....). ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:41:48 Comments: Return-path: RickH23703@aol.com Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 16:21:19 -0500 (EST) Subject: History of ASCII art My first exposure to ASCII/typeface art was as a radio deejay around Christmas and New Year's Eve of 1968. The AP newswire service would send out "pictures" of Santa landing on a houseroof, or Christmas trees, or such on their news wire printers. You might contact Associated Press and ask around for long-timers who used to write or service the wire-copy desks there. Presumably on slow news days they, too, played around with the tools of their trade... ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:41:24 Comments: Subject: Re: History of ASCII Art [Question] From: tturner@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca () Date: 29 Mar 1997 03:21:22 GMT --> First of all - if you re-read his post, you'll find he was not saying that caligraphy and ASCII art are the _SAME_; he was merely commenting on "ink/paper" artwork. *Read* before you spout off, eh? Secondly - when I was in various community colleges in the early 70's - `ASCII art' was seen reasonably often - but was usually limited to "snoopy", "charlie brown", "mona lisa", etc. and often several `continuous-form' pages long and usually accompanied by whatever year's calendar. In other words; you'd see - in someone's office or classroom - a 2 or 3 page `printout' of "snoopy" doing his little dance (or whatever) and the latest yearly calendar. These were highly prized and enviously coveted and proudly displayed. Running a `high-speed' 300 baud teletype terminal link to the college main-frame; with a laboriously coded (over and over, 'till they got it it right!) dozen's and dozen's of feet long hole-punched green paper tape - with the odd piece of tape patching broken lengths together (as I said - they were hard to make and were used over and over and over and over again...); stealing class and processing time. Things didn't really develop to anywhere _near_ where they are now, until the mid-80's. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:40:54 Comments: Subject: Re: History of ASCII Art [Question] From: Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 20:20:56 +0000 In article <3339AC38.2FDF@xs4all.nl>, joris bellenger writes: >My guess is that ascii-art begun short after the -American Standard Code >for Information Interchange- was created. >But the concept of using letters as a medium to draw isn't new, really. >At the begining of this century some avant-garde artists >where doing it allready with typographic characters, ink and a press. Yes, that is the true start of it. >But this became more popular during the 60's when about everybody could >afford a typewriter. >And what about calligraphy? Some amazing pieces are a few centuries old. >Mostly poetry and drawing at the same time. WOW! Caligraphy is taking characters and adding decorative art--not the same > >Back in time... about four thousand years ago the egyptians where writing >with drawings and now we make drawings with letters. Ironic isn't it? > And that is using drawings to make meaningful writing -- not the same. >Sure, there is more to find in art-and typography books. >Tell me if you find something. The real essence of "character art" is simply to take the fixed and arbitrary shape of written characters, and make that into a drawing. The highest form of it is not block or shade but "line", and as small as you can possible get a meaningfful drawing from. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:40:23 Comments: Subject: Re: History of ASCII Art [Question] From: joris bellenger Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 00:07:36 +0100 My guess is that ascii-art begun short after the -American Standard Code for Information Interchange- was created. But the concept of using letters as a medium to draw isn't new, really. At the begining of this century some avant-garde artists where doing it already with typographic characters, ink and a press. But this became more popular during the 60's when about everybody could afford a typewriter. And what about calligraphy? Some amazing pieces are a few centuries old. Mostly poetry and drawing at the same time. WOW! Back in time... about four thousand years ago the egyptians where writing with drawings and now we make drawings with letters. Ironic isn't it? Sure, there is more to find in art-and typography books. Tell me if you find something. joris ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:39:55 Comments: Subject: Re: History of ASCII Art [Question] From: Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine Date: Mon, 24 Mar 1997 19:04:10 +0000 Ascii art has been around as long as I have. There were large "character shaded" pictures around on lineprinters when I was at university in the 70s: usually either nudes or mickey mouse. Someone posted that there had been "typewriter art" since typewriters were widespread -- 1920 or so, I think. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:39:21 Comments: From: "R. Crawford" Subject: Ascii, the hard way Date: Fri, 21 Feb 1997 04:59:17 +0800 Looking thru an old magazine (1960 and we won't mention which one), I came across an amazing ascii artist. Here's the article that went with the pictures (48K .gif to follow under Subject=Hard way .gif): All day Guillermo Mendana Olivera works as a stenographer in Leon, Spain; every night he types pictures. Samples of his work shown here are, moving clockwise: typings of Ike, of Mendana himself, a detail from a picture of a church, and the Puerta de Alcala in Madrid. Each picture takes about 70 hours. Mendana uses small o and x and periods, dashes and commas. He starts with a paper covering all but a sliver of a photo; as the paper moves down he copies a line at a time. Imagine, on a typewriter! No software to comvert .bmp's. No easy corrections or fancy font tricks. They didn't even have white-out then. This man deserves recognition in the ascii art world! I'm trying to track him down thru family or friends on the net. If I can, maybe I will post more of his work. If you have a problem with your news reader and .gif's, you can see the gif at http://mypage.direct.ca/r/rcrawfor/ascii_bg.gif Long live .txt! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:38:19 Comments: From: "J. Melusky" Subject: Re: Why *is* it called ASCII Art ? Date: Tue, 21 May 1996 12:54:18 -0700 On 20 May 1996, Ken West wrote: > The ASCII.art FAQ mentions that > > Before computers, ASCII art was made on typewriters, > > teletype machines (5 bit), and was created typographically. > > There are even tee-shirts with the :-) smiley. > This raises a couple of questions: > 1. What was it called when done on typewriters (before ASCII > code was invented)? Well, according to Andrew Belsey, who posted to this group awhile back, he says that there is a book available called: Typewriter Art, edited by Alan Riddell (London, 1975) ISBN 0-900626-99-2 > 2. Why is it called ASCII art now? > Now, with the prevalence of PCs, using ASCII characters, someone > has decided that this character-based art is to be called ASCII > art. When you think of it, once the characters are on paper, or > even on a screen, the fact that they possibly were orginally stored > with 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 bits inside some computer memory has nothing > to do with the art itself; so, can someone clarify how the term > "ASCII art" came about? And is there any rationale behind the fact > that it clearly HAS come about? regards, Ken West It wasn't just someone who popularized the phrase ascii-art. It was all those who voted in alt.config. A year ago I subscribed to alt.config and discovered that 100 votes plus a lot of convincing to create a new Usenet group. I wish I was around to be a lurker back then but hey they made a good vote of it! Maybe Scarecrow knows more about the alt.config story? I don't even know if alt.config is still there? Jon ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:36:36 Comments: From: jorn@mcs.com (Jorn Barger) Subject: Talk: Why I like ascii art Date: 11 Sep 1995 17:26:51 -0500 Wherever you look in computer journalism, the emphasis is always on faster computers and more memory and more colors... and more money! So, when people write about the future of the Internet, they're always dreaming of real-time video links, multimedia, virtual reality, etc etc etc. But for me, what's greatest about the Internet is how efficient it is at transmitting *text*. For the same 30 kilobytes you could use for a small GIF on the WWWeb, you can just as well transmit *fifteen typewritten pages* of text. (It's not even 'a picture is worth 1000 words'-- it's more like 5000, or better!) And a videolink uses millions of times as much bandwidth as would an email conversation... And ascii text is also the lowest common denominator that allows *everyone* on the net to share data-- people are starting to extend email to include graphics and fonts, but these attempts exclude the majority of users, and we haven't begun o see these formats (like MIME) posted to netnews... So the ability of ascii-art to include images in email and netnews postings could be a very useful technology... if only word-processors included a simple set of commands for drawing ascii shapes, or pasting together layers of ascii 'clip ar '! My efforts in exploring ascii-art have been an attempt to see how much is possible, in representing, eg, maps, or human faces. I find that if you devote a great deal of time to it, you can create some very rich images... so it ought to be po sible someday to have rich libraries of clip-art that everyone can easily integrate into their text files-- if only the word- processors are revised to make this easier. But (alas!) the word-processor designers seem preoccupied with GIFs and MPEGs and WAV files... ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:33:23 Comments: From: peekstok@u.washington.edu (Anna Peekstok) Subject: Re: Historical precedent for ASCII art? Date: 21 Jan 1994 20:53:43 GMT There's a tradition in classical painting (i.e., Renaissance and after) of making up faces and figures out of vegetables, kitchen implements, etc. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:31:41 Comments: From: pk6811s@acad.drake.edu Subject: Re: Historical precedent for ASCII art? Date: Fri, 21 Jan 1994 15:23:47 GMT Quilts, cross-stitch, colored sands, colored brick and tile, mosaic tile, colored corn, kids' toy blocks, hand-held string figures,... Give people something to work with and they will make art. My 'thing' is domino pictures, done much like the p xellated ascii except using complete sets of dominos. A 6' by 4' picture of an astronaut made of 40 sets of double-nines is on display at the Dial Center at Drake University. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ jgs - 05/03/98 00:27:22 Comments: From: allenk@ugcs.caltech.edu (Allen Knutson) Subject: Historical precedent for ASCII art? Date: 21 Jan 1994 07:11:02 GMT Historically, have there been other forms of art that are akin to ASCII art, in using to create pictures a standard set of shapes not designed for it? All that occurred to me are some of Dali's great tricks, where several people form a skull and that sort of thing, but it's not quite the same. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ File: mirrors/jgs/data/food.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/food.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Food and Drink [mn] .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. thermos brussel sprout ice cream cones picnic basket can of spinach ice cubes shopping carts can of tomato soup spoon and bowl apple eggs cherries tiny apple & core broken eggshell strawberries apples bacon and eggs raspberry milk bottles pizza grapes decanter & glass birthday cake grapes w/wine glasses goblets moonshine jug bananas margarita glasses mugs of r.beer watermelon martini large mugs pineapple assorted drinks "Farfrompuken" drinker peach bubble gum machine can of Budweiser pickles bottle & glasses frying pan pretzels bottle M&M guys beer bottle bread peas in a pod cookies and milk sandwich place setting Oreo cookie chef things- hat,pot, pan silverware Hershey Kiss grill large fork hard candies large cup/saucer knife/knives hot chili pepper cup of tea/coffee pies six-pack coffee pot muffin/cupcake pumpkins teapot donuts Spam w/flies can of Pepsi HoHo bacon hamburger grape juice box aspirin/medicine fast food meal electric mixer salt and pepper hot dog latkes & apple sauce boy w/lunchbox bone waffle Grey Poupon mustard carrots plate of cheese .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028022840oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/tequila.mid)Midi Controls .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ thermos ]=- 3/00 .------. .-' | ((_| | '-.________| | | |// // //| |\\ \\ \\| |// // //| |\\ \\ \\| |// // //| |\\ \\ \\| jgs | | '-......-' -=[ thermos ]=- 2/01 .--------. ____/ \ |.--, | ||__| | '---, | |____________| |\ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ | jgs |_\_\_\_\_\_\| `""""""""""""` -=[ container ]=- 3/00 .-"""""-. |'-----'| |'-.....-'| | | | | | | | | jgs|-.......-| '-.......-' -=[ picnic basket w/ants ]= 10/00 _ _ H / \ / \ \( | | | .-| OOOO| | | |_| ___OOOO|_|_|___|_ |____OO___________| j/\/\/O/\/\/\/\/\/| g\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\| s/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/| \\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ `'============='` -=[ shopping cart ]=- 9/00 ___ '-||__/__________ |==/|_|_|_|_|_/ |=/_|_|_|_|_|/ |/|_|_|_|_|_/ |_|_|_|_|_|/ )_____(_ jgs [--------| (o)""""(o) -=[ shopping cart ]=- 10/00 __ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _\_ _ _ _| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|\|_|_|_| |-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-\-|-|-| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|\|_|_| |-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-\-|-| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|\|_| |-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|\ \ \ \ | ____ ____ ____\___ ____ _/ / |____| |____| jgs \__/ \__/ >> an apple << 10/96 ___ _/`.-'`. _ _/` . _.' ..:::::.(_) /` _.'_./ .oooooooooo\ \o/.-'__.'o. .ooooooooo`._\_|_.'`oooooob. .ooooooooooooooooooooo&&oooooob. .oooooooooooooooooooo&@@@@@@oooob. .ooooooooooooooooooooooo&&@@@@@ooob. doooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@@@@ooob doooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@@@oooob dooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@@@ooooob dooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@@oooooob `dooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@ooooob' `doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob' `doooooooooooooooooooooooooooob' `doooooooooooooooooooooooooob' `doooooooooooooooooooooooob' `doooooooooooooooooooooob' jgs `dooooooooobodoooooooob' `doooooooob dooooooob' `"""""""' `""""""' ** small apples ** 10/96 .:' __ :'__ .'` `-' ``. : : : : : : jgs `.__.-.__.' .:' __ :'__ .'` `-' ``. : .-' : : : `-; jgs `.__.-.__.' -=[ tiny apple ]=- 7/97 __ \_} .-./--. /# ^^ \ | | \ / jgs `"`"` -=[ apple and apple core ]=- 9/97 <}\ .--\--. / ` \ | | jgs \ / '-'-' <}, .-'\'-. ;_,._.,_; } ,'{ ;`'-'-'`; jgs '--'--' ** Apple Logo-McIntosh (and apple) ** 10/96 .% .%%% .%%%% .%%%%' %%%%' %%%' .%%%%%%%%%%. %' .%%%%%%%%%%. .%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%..%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%. .%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%. .8888888888888888888888888888888888888888. .888888888888888888888888888888888888888888. .88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$' `&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&' `&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&' `&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&' `##################################' jgs `################################' `#############''#############' `""""""""""' `""""""""""' -=[ milk bottles ]=- 6/00 ____ [____] ____ )__( [____] / \ )__( | .--. | / \ | '--' || .--. | | || '--' | | || | | || | jgs '.____.'| | '.____.' ~ a decanter w/glass ~ 9/96 __ (__) <____> )--( /\/\/\ /\/\/\/\ \/\/\/\/ /\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\ .----------. //\\//\\//\\ \~~~~~~~~~~/ /\\//\\//\\//\ \/\/\/\/\/ |\//\\//\\//\\/| \/\/\/\/ |/\\//\\//\\//\| \/\/\/ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/ ~||~ jgs \/\/\/\/\/\/ || `---------' __||__ `------' -=[ goblet ]=- 12/98 .-""`````````""-. /'-.___________.-'\ ; ; | __.......__ | |.-'` ~ `'-.| |::-.___~______~.-'`| ;:::::. ; \::::. / ':::::. .' `-:::::.._.-' | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs ___| |___ .-'` | | `'-. ( `"""` ) '._ _.' `"""""""""` -=[ glasses ]=- 12/98 _____ /.---.\ |`````| \ / `-.-' ____ | /\ .' /\ __|__ |K----; | | jgs`-----` \/ '.___\/ -=[ champagne ]=- 1/99 o _' {_} |=| . ' | | o . o o |@| . o _o_._'_ /___\ o_.__'\~~~~~/ |=1 | \~~~~~/ '-.-' |=9 | '-.-' | |-9 | | _|_ |_9_| _|_ `"""` |_._| jgs `"""` `"""` o . . o . , . o__ L\ o .-""-. (==) |\_ / (--> \ |~~| o .\ \'--.)_>_=/_( | | . \ )`-._/|_,( | | o _| \ (_ ( \ /|()| o . , `.\ ) \_/\ \//` `\ ____/ ;`__/\ (__'./ \ |===/, ==\======/==|; ____ ; \ _,' o . '-..-' o /||` `|| `'-.__ o' __.-'` || _/\_ || `'..'` ||` `|| || ||PARTY!|| || || 2000 || jgs || | \____/ | _.' '._ | | < > \_.-""-._/ `""""""` `""""""` -=[ hand with drink ]=- 3/00 .-""""""""""-. |`-.________.-'| | | /| _____|_ | '. / \ \ | _\ ~^~^\__/____/ | / | / \ \ \.\__/ 0 \__/______/ ; o / \ \ \ o \__/____/ \ O / \ \ \o \__/___.' \ o / \ 0 / |'`| jgs ___| |___ /__________\ -=[ Margarita glasses ]=- 5/99 for Eileen! _..--""````""--.._ (_ _;..--""````""--.._ \ ```"""----"""```(_ _) '-. .-\ ```"""----"""``` / `\ /` '-. .-' '-.__.-' `\ /` || '-.__.-' || || || || || || jgs _..--||--.._ || (_ _) _..--||--.._ ```""""``` (_ _) ```""""``` -=[ martini ]=- 3/00 \ .\"""""""""-. \`\-------'`/ \ \__ o . / \/ \ o/ \__/. / \_ _/ Y | | jgs _.-' '-._ `---------` -=[ martini ]=- 7/00 ______ / \------// \ _// \ (_/ \_/ | jgs __|__ -=[ assorted drinks ]=- 6/00 oOOOOOo ,| oO //| | \\| | `| | `-----` _* .---/ `\ |~~~~|`' | | | | \ / )( /__\ .------. \------/ \~~~~/ '--' _ | | |~| | | \_/ | _|_ _ |_| |:| |:| \:/ | _|_ ___ ___ ___ ___ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ -=[ drink with umbrella ]=- 8/00 ___, '._.'\ _____/'-.\ | / | |~~~/~~| \ () / '.__.' || _||_ jgs `----` -=[ bubble gum machine ]=- 12/96 ___ .-Ooo0O-. /.o0O0o0O0\ |:o0O0ooO0o0| |:ooOo0o0oOo| \.oOoo0o0O/ /`'O0o''\ jgs / (_) \ (`-.,___,.-') `-.,___,.-' -=[ bottle and glasses ]=- 12/96 ( * ) * ) * ( ) ( ( ( ) ( ) ) * ) ) ( ( ( ( * ) H ) ) [ ] ( ( * |-| * ) ( * ) |_| . ) ( | | . ) / \ . ' . * ( |_____| ' . . ) | ___ | \~~~/ ' . ( * | \ / | \_/ \~~~/ ) | _Y_ | | \_/ ( * jgs |-----| __|__ | * `-----` __|__ -=[ bottle and glasses ]=- 4/98 _ {_} |(| |=| / \ |.--| || | || | . ' . |'--| ' \~~~/ '-=-' \~~~/ \_/ \_/ Y Y _|_ jgs _|_ -=[ bottle ]=- 10/97 [~] |=| .-' '-. |-----| | ~~~ | | ~~~ | | XXX | |-----| jgs '-----' -=[ bread ]=- 10/97 _ __ _ __ ( `^` )) ( `^` )) | || | || | || | || jgs '-----'` '-----'` -=[ sandwich ]=- 1/00 ____ .----------' '-. / . ' . \\ / ' . /| / . \ / / ' . . . || | /.___________ ' / // |._ '------'| /| '.............______.-' / jgs |-. | / `"""""""""""""-.....-' -=[ Chef things- spoon, hat, pots ]=- 9/97 __ __ _....._ _ ( ` ) ( ^ ) (O) | | .-|`"""""`|-. | | | `-| |-' | |___| | | jgs | ||||| jgs ; ; `"""` `"""""` ,-"^"-, c=====|"""""| jgs | | `"""""` -=[ grill ]=- 9/97 _.(-)._ .' '. / \ |'-...___...-'| \ '=' / `'._____.'` / | \ /.--'|'--.\ []/'-.__|__.-'\[] | jgs [] -=[ barbeque ]=- 6/00 _....._ .' ^ '. / \ |`'--...--'`| \ ooo / '._____.' / | \ /.-|-.\ /'._|_.'\ jgs / | \ | -=[ cup and saucer ]=- 9/97 ( ) ( ___...(-------)-....___ .-"" ) ( ""-. .-'``'|-._ ) _.-| / .--.| `""---...........---""` | / / | | | | | | \ \ | | `\ `\ | | `\ `| | _/ /\ / (__/ \ / _..---""` \ /`""---.._ .-' \ / '-. : `-.__ __.-' : : ) ""---...---"" ( : '._ `"--...___...--"` _.' jgs \""--..__ __..--""/ '._ """----.....______.....----""" _.' `""--..,,_____ _____,,..--""` `"""----"""` -=[ a cup of tea/coffee ]=- 5/97 ) ( ( ) ____(___ _|`--------`| (C| |__ /` `\ / `\ jgs\ `========` / `'--------------'` -=[ coffee cup ]=- 3/98 ) ( ) ,.----------. ((| | .--\ /--. '._ '========' _.' jgs `""""""""""""` -=[ coffee tea cup ]=- 4/99 _..,----,.._ .-;'-.,____,.-'; (( | | `)) ; ` \ / jgs .-' `,.____.,' '-. ( '------' ) `-=..________..--' -=[ Caffeine Prayer ]=- 7/99 ( ) ( ____.....(.-------)-......____ .--"""` ) ( `"""--.. .-'``'|`--..__ ) __..--`| / .--.| ``"""----.............----"""`` | / / | Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. | | | | It maketh me to wake in green pastures: | | | | It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. | | | | It restoreth my buzz. It leadeth me in the | | | | paths of consciousness for its name's sake. | \ \ | Yea, though I walk through the valley of the| `\ `\ | shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal. | `. `\| For thou art with me. Thy cream and thy | / /| sugar, they comfort me. Thou preparest a | _/ / | carafe before me in the presence of The | jgs (__/ | Starbucks. Thou anointest my day with pep. | | My mug runneth over. Surely richness and | _..---""`\ taste shall follow me all the days of my /`""---.._ .-' \ life, and I will dwell in the House of / '-. : `-.__ Mocha forever. Amen __.-' : : )``"""-----.........-----"""``( : '._ `"---.....____ ____.....---"` _.' \""--..__ ````` __..--""/ '._ ```"""-----.......___________.......-----"""``` _.' `"""----....,,________ ________,,....----""""` `"""----"""` -=[ cup ]=- 7/97 ____ ,|`----`| ((| | \| | jgs | | '------' -=[ glass ]=- 1/00 .-'''''-. |'-----'| |-.....-| |::. | |::. | |:::. | |::::. | |::::::.| jgs `'-----'` -=[ glass ]=- .-""`````````""-. /'-.___________.-'\ ; ; | | | | | | | | | | | __.......__ | |.-'` ~ `'-.| |::-.___~______~.-'`| ;:::::. ; |:::::. | ::::::::. | |::::::::::.. | |:::::::::::: | |::::::::::.. | |:::::::::::::: | |::::::::::::::.. | |::::::::::::::::: | jgs \:::::::::::::::../ '::::::::::::::.' -=[ cup with straw ]=- 6/00 .---, / .--' / / / / / / _..--"""""--/ / / / / \ |:--.._____;;--:| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || |'.__|| ||__.'| jgs \ `"""` / `-...........-' -=[ coffee pot ]=- 4/99 __.-n-. \|'---'|-, | | )) | |-' jgs '.___.' -=[ teapot ]=- 8/99 _...._ .' _ _ `. | ."` ^ `". _, \_;`"---"`|// | ;/ jgs \_ _/ `"""` -=[ Pepsi can ]=- 6/97 __ .-"`` _``"-. /'. '.(##)'\ | `'----'` | | ----| | . .-| | .::::. |_| | |::::''':.-. | |;,,;;;;;|_|_| | ';;;;' . . | | |_|_| | .-. | \ |_|_/ jgs `.________.' -=[ bottle of soda ]=- 9/99 .=. } { .' '. / \ ;'---'; |PEPSI| | .-. | | '-' | |'---'| jgs '._._.' @@ hamburger @@ 11/96 _....----"""----...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o o o o \ __/__o___o_ _ o___ _ o_ o_ _ _o_\__ / \ \___________________________________/ \~`-`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~.__.~`-`/ jgs \ / `-._______________________.-' -=[ hamburger ]=- _....----"""----...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o o o o \ / o o o o o \ _| o o o o o o |_ / `''-----.................-----''` \ \___________________________________/ \~`-`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~.__.~`-`/ jgs \ / `-._______________________.-' -=[ fast food lunch ]=- 9/00 __ / .-/-. |'-'| | | | | .-""""-. \___/ /' . '. \ \|/\// (`-..:...-') |`""`| ;-......-; | | jgs '------' \____/ >> Hot Dog << 10/96 ______________ .-' `-. (____________________) ( ) jgs ( `----------------' ) `------------------' * bone * 11/96 .-. .-. ( `-._________.-' ) >= _______ =< jgs ( ,-'` `'-, ) `-' `-' * carrot * 11/96 ___ \ / ````~~~~""---...,__ `-._\ / `~~"--.,_ ------>| `~~"--.,_ _.-'/ \ ___,,,---""~~``' /jgs\____,,,,....----""""~~~~```` -=[ carrot ]=- 3/99 \ .-' '.; ;..'.-'_' '-. \.;/ .'_. '- '.;;.'/ .-. .-'-.\;,-'-. _\|_ / ' \ |`--`| |'__.| | | |-..-| | ; ;'--'/ jgs \._/ \( ` -=[ carrot ]=- 4/99 ___ `-._\ / `~~"--.,_ ------>| `~~"--.,_ jgs _.-'/ '.____,,,,----"""~~```' -=[ cabbage or lettuce -- brussel sprout?]=- .-~~~~-. / ( ( ' \ | ( ) ) | \ ) ' } / / (` \ , / ~) `-.`\/_.-' jgs `"" -=[ can of Spinach ]=- 8/97 _______________ / / (__/') / /'. | | _____ | | | | | (_) | | | | | __ . | | @| | | __, | |@%@ jgs | | __) | |@%@%@.-.-.-.-. \_\_________\_\@%@%@%_ _ _ _.' ` ^ ^ ^ ^ -=[ Tomato soup ]=- 10/98 _______________________________ [_______________________________] |===============================| | __ | |._/_.' _, ,__ ,_ /_ _ / /' | | / _ / / /// / // /(-'/ / /| | | \__)(_(_//(_/_/(_/(__(_(_/_/_ | | / | | C O N D E N S E D | | | | .-"""-. | | /:`:..':\ | |==========|.:::::..:|==========| | \::::::./ | | `-:::-' | | ___ | | | _ ,_ _ _ -|- _ | | | (_)| | |(_| |_(_) | | | |V( )V( )V( S O U P )V( )V( )V| jgs |---------- ----------| '===============================' -=[ eggs ]=- .-"-. .' '. / \ : ; | | : : \ / `. .' jgs `~~~` -=[ eggs ]=- .-~-. .' '. / \ .-~-. : ; .' '.| | / \ : : ; .-~""~-,/ | /` `'. : | \ \ | / `. .' \ .' jgs `~~~` '-.____.-' -=[ broken eggshell ]=- , |\ /\/ \/| ,_ ; \/` '; , \_', \ / '. .' /`. jgs `~~` , /\ `"` . `" -=[ bacon and eggs ]=- 5/99 ___ __..--"".--.`""--..__ _..--" _.--/ \''--. "--.. .' .--. '-..-' ) (``\ '. | .--''/ \-'''-. __.-' _.' ) | ;\ ( '-..-' ) _.-' _.-' /; \'-:-._ _.._.-''` ( ,.-' _.-'/ '-._ ``--`..___ __:.--''``_.-' jgs ``--..___ ````` __..--`` ````````` -=[ pizza ]=- 3/97 _....._ _.:`.--|--.`:._ .: .'\o | o /'. '. // '. \ o| / o '.\ //'._o'. \ |o/ o_.-'o\\ || o '-.'.\|/.-' o || ||--o--o-->|<><><|;; |C|><><><>|;' '-|<><><><|'. \><><><>/ `"""""` -=[ mug ]=- 7/99 .-. (, )O() ( )O.( ')o. |XXXXXXXX|O __|//\\//\\|o /.-|\\//\\//| || |//\\//\\| \'-|\\//\\//| `"|//\\//\\| jgs |XXXXXXXX| `""`""`""` -=[ beer mug ]=- 4/98 tweaked by Veronica Karlsson _, . '__ . '_(_0o),(__)o(). ,o(__),_)o(_)O,(__)o o(_,-o(_ )(),(__(_)oO)_ .O(__)o,__).(_ )o(_)Oo_) o/'"`\/'"`\/'"`\/'"\O_)0 | || || || |,_) |\___/\___/\___/\___|o(_) .----|"\/'"`\/'"`\/'"`\/'|_/`) / .--| || || || || |O_) | / |_/\___/\___/\___/\_| | | |/'"`\/'"`\/'"`\/'"`| | | | || || || | | | |\___/\___/\___/\___| | \ |"\/'"`\/'"`\/'"`\/"| \ '--| || || || || | '----|_/\___/\___/\___/\_| |/'"`\/'"`\/'"`\/'"`| | || || || | jgs/VK \___/\___/\___/\__/ `"""""""""""""""' -=[ Farfrompuken ]=- 6/97 .===================================================================. || __ _ __ __ __ __ __ .. __ || || -=]|__ /_\ |__) |__ |__) / \ |\ /| |__) | | |__/ |__ |\ | || || -=]| / \ | \ | | \ \__/ | \/ | | \__/ | \ |__ | \| || || ___ || || .' '. || || / \ oOoOo || || | | ,==||||| || || \ / _|| ||||| || || '.___.' _.-'^|| ||||| || || __/_______.-' '==HHHHH || || _.-'` / """"" || || .-' / oOoOo || || `-._ / ,==||||| || || '-/._|| ||||| || || / ^|| ||||| || || / '==HHHHH || || /________""""" || || `\ `\ || || \ `\ / || || \ `\/ || || / || || / || || jgs /_____ || || || '===================================================================' -=[ can of Budweiser ]=- 6/97 __ .-"`` _``"-. /'. '.(##)'\ |'.`'----'`.'| | .-'""""'-. | |\ _.====._ /| |'--./^^\.--'| |__.-\__/-.__| || Budweiser|| || :::::::: || ||%&%&%&%&%&|| || %&%&%&%% || \'=-.,__,.-='/ jgs `-.______.-' -=[ frying pan ]=- 6/97 _____________ ______________ (_,---------.(`______________`) \ / jgs `-------------' -=[ M&M Guys ]=- 1/97 _____ _.-'" "'-._ ,-".-. .-."-. ,' .-. .-. `, / / _\ / _\ \ .-. | | ( | | ( | | .-. .-----\ \ | '---' '---' | / /-----. :---- |--| ', ,' |--| ----: :---- '-`|--| ^"-.,_______,.-;^ |--|`-' ----: '---....' | _ `-' | '....---' | [ '-"-.-"-. | \ | .-. .-. | / `. | | | | | | ,' `._ [___]|__]|__] _,' `--.._____..--' / / \ \ jgs / / \ \ .---'"=="\ /"=="'---. ( | | ) '--------' '--------' _____ _.-'" "'-._ ,-".-. .-."-. ,' .-. .-. `, / / _\ / _\ \ | | ( | | ( | | | '._.' '._.' | | | | | .-. | '. ,' | .-. .-----\ \ | ^;-.,_______,.-'^ | / /-----. :---- |--| '-` |--| ----: :---- '-`|__| |__| ----: '---....' | | '....---' | | | [ '-"-.-"-. | | | .-. .-. | | | | | | | | | | | [___]|__]|__] | \ / `. ,' `._ _,' `--.._____..--' / / \ \ jgs / / \ \ .---'"=="\ /"=="'---. ( | | ) '--------' '--------' -=[ M & M guys ]=- 7/98 .-"""-. / _ _ \ _..._ | (') (') | .'_ _'. _.-._| ._____, |_.-._ / (.) (.) \ (== |-| `-` |-| ==) _.-._| ,_____. |_.-._ `"` \ M / `"` (== |-\ '-' /-| ==) '._____.' `"` '.__M__.' `"` // \\ __// \\__ _\\ //_ jgs (___) (___) (___) (___) _..._ .'_ _'. / (.) (.) \ _.-._| ,_____. |_.-._ (== |-\ '-' /-| ==) `"` '.__M__.' `"` __// \\__ jgs (___) (___) .-"""-. / _ _ \ | (.) (.) | _.-._| ,_____. |_.-._ (== |-| '-' |-| ==) `"` \ M / `"` '._____.' // \\ _\\ //_ jgs (___) (___) -=[ three peas in a pod]=- 5/97 ___________ _.'`.---------.`'-._ `'-. : (")(")(") : _.'~` jgs '-'---------'-' -=[ place setting ]=- 4/97 ___ /| |||| .-"` `"-. } | __ |||| |||| .' .-'`'-. '. } | / \ |||| \ / / .' '. \ } | ;(); \ / || / ; ; \ \| \ / || || | ; ; | || || %% %% | ; ; | %% %% %% %% \ ; ; / %% %% %% %% \ '. .' / %% %% %% %% '. `-.,.-' .' %% %% jgs %% %% '-.,___,.-' %% %% -=[ international place setting ]=- 9/00 .-.__.-.__.-. ( ) _______ ) ( .-' _____ '-. /| ( |||| ) .' .-'. ':'-. '. | | __ ) |||| |||| ( / .''::: .: '. \ | | / \ ( |||| \__/ ) / / :::::' \ \ | | |(_| ) \__/ || ( | ;. ':' ` ; | \ | \__/ ( || || )| | '.. | | || || ) ## ## ( | ; ' ::::. ; | ## ## ( ## ## ) \ \ ':::: / / ## ## ) j# ## ( \ '. ::: .' / ## ## ( g# ## ) '. '-.___'_.-' .' ## ## ) s# ## ( '-._______.-' ## ## ( __ __ ) '-' '-' '-' ____ | | |'--'| | | _______ | | ######--...-' \____/ _______ .-' _____ '-. /| |||| .' .-'. ':'-. '. | | __ |||| |||| / .''::: .: '. \ | | / \ |||| \__/ / / :::::' \ \ | | |(_| \__/ || | ;. ':' ` ; | \ | \__/ || || | | '.. | | || || ## ## | ; ' ::::. ; | ## ## ## ## \ \ ':::: / / ## ## j# ## \ '. ::: .' / ## ## g# ## '. '-.___'_.-' .' ## ## s# ## '-._______.-' ## ## -=[ flatware/silverware ]=- 7/97 ________ .==== [________>< :=== '==== ________ ___,,,,,,, [________>__________\ ________ .==. jgs [________>c((_ ) '==' -=[ silverware ]=- 9/00 |\ |||| | l __ |||| |||| | l // \ |||| | | | l || | | | \ / | l \\ / \/ || | / \/ || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || jgs \/ \/ \/ \/ -=[ spoon ]=- 9/00 __________ .-"""-. / ''''---' .' \ jgs\__________....---. '. / '-...-' -=[ fork ]=- 12/98 |\ /\ /\ /| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || |\_||_||_/| | | \ / \ / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \ / '._.' -=[ knife ]=- 1/99 .----------------._________________ |=()=========--- \----------- `\ jgs \_________________/^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ knife ]=- 2/00 .------------------------.__________________________________ / == _ _ = _= - = - \ `> | () _ = _ == _ () | _,^ jgs\ _ == _=- - = _ /--^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^"` '------------------------' -=[ pie ]=- 4/97 ( ( ) ) ) ( ( ( ` .-""^"""^""^"""^""-. (//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//) ~\^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^/~ jgs `================` .-~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~-. (\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\) \^""^""^""^""^""^""^/ jgs `=================` -=[ Pies ]=- 9/97 .-.--.-. \"-""-"/ \ / \ / jgs \/ _,..---..,_ ,-"` .'. `"-, (( '.'.' )) `'-.,_ ' _,.-'` jgs `\ `"""""` /` `""-----""` -=[ cupcake or muffin ]=- 4/97 .-"`"`"`"-. /.'''`.'`.'`\ /`.'`.`'.`'`.'\ (`'.`'.'`.'`.`'.) ~|||||||||||||~ jgs ||||||||||||| `"""""""""""` -=[ donut ]=- 8/98 _.-------._ .' ___ '. / (___) \ |'._ _.'| | `'-----'` | \ / jgs '-.______..-' -=[ lifesaver/donut ]=- 10/98 _..------.._ .' .-""-. '. |\ '----' /| \ `'--------'` / '._ _.' jgs `""""""` -=[ coffee and donuts ]=- 2/00 ) .-"(" "-. .-|`'---'`| | | | ____ \| | .'` __ `'. ____ `\ / | '--' |.'` __ `'. jgs `"---"` \`------`/| '--' | `------' \`------`/ `------` -=[ HoHo snack cake ]=- 8/99 .-"-. /::. | /::. / ;-""-. / / '`) |/ | '-' / jgs '---' -=[ juice box ]=- 8/98 __ /.- ______ // /______'/| [ ]| [ Grape ]| [ Juice ]| [ _\_ ]| [ ::: ]| [ :' ]/ jgs '-------' -=[ electric mixer ]=- 8/98 .-'"""""""\ |o\ __ ) | ;`----||-' / \ _||__ |::: ||`"""""`| |:::O|=\ /=, jgs `""""`'=`"""`==' -=[ latkes and apple sauce ]=- 12/97 .-'''''-. |'-----'| /`-.....-`\ | <_} | | .-\-. | _,._ | /# ` \ | __.-` `"""-. | \ / | ..--' `"-. `)_,._ \ '-'-' / (` )--.-"``` `"-.`'-----'` '-----------' ( ) jgs `-------------` -=[ waffle ]=- 3/98 _.-------._ .' _|_|_|_|_ '. / _|_|_|_|_|_|_ \ | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | \ -|_|_|_|_|_|- / '. -|_|_|_|- .' jgs `---------` -=[ ice cream cones ]=- 3/98 .-"`'"-. / \ | | /'---'--`\ | | \_.--._.-._/ \=-=-=-/ \=-=-/ \=-/ jgs \/ .-"`'"-. / \ \ / /'---'--`\ | | \_.--.__.-./ [=-=-=-] |=-=-| |-=-=| jgs '-==-' -=[ ice cream cone ]=- 2/00 _.._ /` `\ | | \._ _./ / `""""` \ | | \._ _./ \ `""""` / \## / \### / jgs \##/ \/ -=[ ice cubes ]=- 1/99 .-""""-. / /`\ |`----; | .-""""-. : | / /`\; ./ |`----; |-` | : | jgs \ ; ./ `----'` .-""""-. / /`\ |`----; | | : | \ ; ./ `----'` -=[ spoon and bowl ]=- 12/97 __ //\\ .-""""""""-. \\// (o0OoO0oOoOoo) || |`""""""""""`| || \ / || '.________.' jgs || -=[ bowl and spoon ]=- 3/99 ( ) ) _.(--"("""--.._ /, _..-----).._,\ | `'''-----'''` | \ / '. .' jgs '--.....--' ___ .-""-. / '''---...-'.' `\\ jgs \___...---"""-._-.__// '---' -=[ bowl and spoon ]=- tweak 9/00 _ / \ _..--"""""--.._ \_/ /,_..-------.._,\ | | `'''-----'''` | | \ / / \ '. .' | | jgs '--.....--' \_/ -=[ bowl of whatever ]=- 9/00 _..-------.._ .' .-._.-._.-. '. \'--.._____..--'/ \ / '._________.' -=[ cherries ]=- 4/97 __.--~~.,-.__ `~-._.-(`-.__`-. \ `~~` .--./ \ /# \ \.--. \ / /# \ jgs '--' \ / '--' -=[ strawberries ]=- 6/97 \VW/ .oOOOOo. OOOOOOOO 'oOOOOo' 'oOOo' jgs `"` \VW/ .::::::. :::::::: '::::::' '::::' jgs `"` -=[ raspberry ]=- 6/97 .\V/, ()_()_) (.(_)()_) (_(_).)' jgs `'"'` -=[ grapes ]=- 7/97 __ __ {_/ \_}\\ _ _\(_)_ (_)_)(_)_ (_)(_)_)(_) (_)(_))_) (_(_(_) (_)_) jgs (_) -=[ grapes with wine glasses ]=- 7/97 __ __ {_/ \_}\\ _ _\(_)_ (_)_)(_)_ (_)(_)_)(_) (_)(_))_) ____ (_(_(_) | | ____ (_)_) |~~~~| | | jgs (_) '-..-' |~~~~| || '-..-' _||_ || `""""` _||_ `""""` -=[ bananas ]=- 7/97 _ _ \'-_,# _\'--','`| \`---` / jgs `----'` -=[ banana ]=- 9/97 .-. / | | / .'\|.-; _ /.-.;\ |\| ' |'._/ ` | \ \ | jgs '-' -=[ watermelon ]=- 7/97 _____________ |\ , , , , , /| \\ ` ' ` ' // \'._____.'/ jgs `'-----'` ______ .-'' ____ ''-. /.-="" ""=-.\ |-===wwwwww===-| \'-=,,____,,=-'/ jgs '-..______..-' ______ .-'' ____ ''-. /.-="" ""=__\_________ |-===wwwwww|\ , , , , , /| \'-=,,____,,\\ ` ' ` ' // '-..______..\'._____.'/ jgs `'-----'` -=[ pineapple ]=- \||/ \||/ .<><><>. .<><><><>. '<><><><>' jgs '<><><>' -=[ peach ]=- 7/00 __ '--`. _|,--. / `) \ \ | jgs '.___/ -=[ pickles ]=- 11/98 (\.-. | o \ \O o \ .---, \o o'--'`o O/ (\_ jgs '.o O o _.' /o'. `"----'` \ O \ | o| .'o / .-'o O/ ( o O.' `"""` ___________ [___________] / \ /~~^~^~^~^~^~^\ |===============| | P I C K L E S | | ,-. __ | | \ ,'-'. ) | | '._'_;' | ;===============; jgs \ / `"""""``""""` -=[ pretzel ]=- 4/97 _ _ ( `X` ) \/ \/ jgs `-` -=[ pretzel ]=- 6/98 __ __ .' `'._.'` '. | .--; ;--. | | ( / \ ) | \ ;` /^\ `; / :` .'._.'. `; jgs '-`'.___.'`-' -=[ bottle ]=- 4/97 [=] | | }@{ / \ :___; |&&&| |&&&| |---| jgs '---' -=[ cookies & milk ]=- 4/97 .-'''''-. |'-----'| |-.....-| | | | | _,._ | | __.o` o`"-. | | .-O o `"-.o O )_,._ | | ( o O o )--.-"`O o"-.`'-----'` jgs '--------' ( o O o) `----------` -=[ Oreo cookie ]=- 2/00 _.:::::._ .:::'_|_':::. /::' --|-- '::\ |:" .---"---. ':| |: ( O R E O ) :| |:: `-------' ::| \:::.......:::/ jgs':::::::::::' `'"""'` -=[ box of cookies ]=- 12/99 .---------------------------. /_ _ _ __ __ /| // \ / \ / \ |_/ | |_ (_ / | / \_ \_/ \_/ | \ | |__ ,_/ / | :.__________________________/ / | .--. .--. .--. .--. | / | ( ) ) ( ) ( ) | / | '--' '--' '--' '--' |/ jgs'---------------------------' -=[ Hershey kiss ]=- 11/98 __ .' '. / .-.\ __ / ( `\ K`-. / '-. `-._I`-. / `'. '-.S`'. .' \ `\S | /` | '-' \ / `--------------' -=[ chocolate bar ]=- 4/99 __ __ __ __ __ /__/__/__/__/__/| /__/__/__/__/__/|/ jgs |__'__'__'__'__|/ -=[ candy ]=- 12/98 ___ .-""-. ___ \ "-. / \ .-" / > -=.\/ \/.=- < > -='/\ /\'=- < /__.-' \ / '-.__\ jgs '-..-' ____ .' / '. / ( .-'\ |'.__\/__ | | /\ '.| \.-' ) / jgs '.__/_.' ____ .' /:::. / (:::-'\ |:\__\/__ | |::::/\:::\| \::' )::/ jgs '.__/::' -=[ candy ]=- tweak 7/00 ____ ___ .' /:::. ___ \ "-. / (:::-'\ .-" / >_-=.\/:\__\/__ \/.=-_< > -='/\::::/\:::\/\'=- < /__.-' \::' )::/ '-.__\ jgs '.__/::' -=[ box of mints? ]=- 7/00 ____________ ,' '. \ \ \ \ ,;-------------,; / () () () /| |___()____()___.; | | |/ jgs '--------------' -=[ chili pepper? ]=- 11/97 /| .-((--. ( '`^'; ) `;# | \# | \# \ '-. ) \( ` -=[ 6 pack ]=- 11/97 __ __ __ (__)(__)(__) (__)(__)(__)| | || || || | || || |' jgs '--''--''--' -=[ small pumpkins ]=- 11/97 /\ .--) )--. /`./`""` \.`\ | | : |: |. | \ | .|. | / jgs '._\__:__/_.' _)_ /`/"\`\ jgs \_\_/_/ , .-))--. / / | \ \ jgs \ \ | / / `"`"`"` _/\_ .' ) )`'. _/\_ /./`""` \.\.' ) )`'. |:| : |: |/.'`""`\. \ \'| .|. :|: |: |. | '.___:_.'\'. |. | / jgs '._:_/_.' _/\_ .' ) )`'. _/\_ /./`""` \.\.' ) )`'. \'| .|. :/.'`""`\. \ '.___:_.'|: |: |. | jgs '._:_/_.' _/\_ .' ) )`'. /.'`""`\. \ |: |: |. | jgs '._:_/_.' _))_ .'`""\`'. |.' | |. | jgs '._:_/_.' -=[ pumpkin ]=- 10/00 ,__ .-. \ `\/ '` _.--"| |"--._ .' / /`--`\ \ '. / ; | | ; \ ; | | | | ; | | | | | | ; | | | | ; \ ; | | ; / '._\ \ / /_.' jgs `'--'--'--'` -=[ Spam w/flies ]=- ========================================== | ,dP""8a "888888b, d8b "888b ,888" | | 88b " 888 d88 dPY8b 88Y8b,8888 | | `"Y8888a 888ad8P'dPaaY8b 88 Y88P888 | | a, Y88 888 dP Y8b 88 YP 888 | | `"8ad8P'a888a a88a;*a888aa88a a888a | | ;*;;;;*;;;*;;;*,, | | _,---'':::';*;;;*;;;*;;*d;, | | .-' ::::::::::';*;;*;dII; | | .' ,<<<,. :::::::::::::::ffffff`. | | / ,<<<<<<<<,::::::::::::::::fffffI,\ | | .,<<<<<<<<<;,:::._\ | /_.f | | | ``<<< _,_ ;;;;\>>>>>.__\__Y__/__.f ' | | \ ._(@I@)_. ;;;\>>>>> _{___}_ / | | `.--{___}--.;;;i>>>> ' (@I@) ' ,' | | .-/ Y \-.;sP'`"?>>>>> ~'~ ====. | | / | \ ._______...|<[Hormel | | | \__/-\__/ `=========' | ==jgs================================(FL)= flies by 'jgs'; Spam by Felix Lee -=[ bacon?? ]=- 11/97 __ _.._ .-'__`-._.'.--.'.__., /--' '-._.' '-._./ /__.--._.--._.'``-.__/ '._.-'-._.-._.-''-..' -=[ aspirin ]=- 8/97 ___________ [___________] {=========} .-' '-. / \ /_________________\ | _ _ _ | ||\(_ |_)||_)||\ || ,.--. ,.--. ||~\_)| || \|| \|| // \ \ // \ \ |_________________| jgs \\ \ / \\ \ / | | `'--' `'--' '-----------------' -=[ Nyquil ]=- 12/99 ___________ [___________] {=========} .-' '-. / \ /_________________\ | _ | ||\ | \// \| ||| | ,.------. ,.------. || \| / \_X\_/||_ | // \ \ // \ \ |_________________| jgs \\ \ / \\ \ / | | `'------' `'------' '-----------------' -=[ medicine ]=- 10/98 _________ {_________} )=======( / \ | _________ | || _ || || |_) || || | \/ || __ || /\ || __ (_|) |'---------'| (_|) jgs`-.........-' more medicine -=[ salt and pepper shakers ]=- 6/99 .:::. .:::. /:::::\ /:':':\ | _ | | _ | | (_` | | |_) | | ,_) | | | | | | jgs | | /`'---'`\ /`'---'`\ `'-----'` `'-----'` -=[ boy w/ lunchbox ]=- 6/00 _,.---,_ ,-" '. / \ | , | | / '-..____.; \_ | /a/a( (` _) `\ ,__. / `;-.___.' _.| | .' `-._\-. / .--. `\ / '_ ))). | jgs \_ /_//__\\_ | |.------.| || || ||______|| '--------' -=[ grey poupon mustard ]=- tweak 10/00 ___________ [___________] / \ /~~^~^~^~^~^~^\ /===============\ ;GREY_ _ _ ; ||_)/ \| ||_)/ \|\| ;| \_/\_/| \_/| ; \===============/ jgs \ / `"""""""""""` -=[ plate cirlce of cheese ]=- 9/00 _ . - - -- .. _ .-' o _ O () `'-_ ( o (_) o 0 ) |`"--...__ __...--"`| | o `````. () | | O . () o O . | _,.--| () |--.,_ .'` ; o ' 0 0 o ; `'. '. `"--...__ O __...--"` .' `'-..__ ````` __..-'` jgs `""---,,,_______,,,---""` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/97april.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/97april.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ~ April 1997 ~ ~ ~ joan stark's ASCII Art Gallery ~ ~ - NEW ASCII ART - UNSORTED - .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ rainbow ]=- 3/97 ________ .##@@&&&@@##. ,##@&::%&&%%::&@##. #@&:%%000000000%%:&@# #@&:%00' '00%:&@# #@&:%0' '0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# "" ' " " ' "" _oOoOoOo_ .-.-. 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'. / _ `-. / .\- \, , ; .-|-' \####, |, .-|-' ;#### ,## ` ,|###" #,####, "#, ,#|^;# `###### `#####,|##" |`)| `##### ```o\`\o_.| ;\ (-`\#, .-'` |` : `; `\ ;\#, \ \-' )( \# C,_ \ ; (_, \ / `'./ | \ / | .-`'--'`. | jgs | ( \ , /_, | \ ` `` / '-.__ // .' `'`.__.' -=[ mean mouse ]=- 4/97 __ __ _ /-.\ / \ // \ \|_,_/| / (( `\ ` `\" \\ / _ _ \ )) | (0\ /0) | // \ / // /`.== 0 ==.`\ (( / `~~W~~` \ \\ | , , | )) \ \ / /// /`vvvv vvvv`\/ | | | | | | jgs / ( ) \ (v(v(v)`=.....=`(v)v)v) -=[ The First Easter Bunny ]=- 3/97 ...THE FIRST EASTER BUNNY... by Francine M. O'Connor (ASCII Art by joan stark) __ /^\ .' \ / :.\ This is the story of a long-eared rabbit / \ | :: \ who couldn't learn to do the bunny hop. / /. \ / ::: | His ears were floppy, his feet were sloppy, | |::. \ / :::'/ he'd hippity hop, then he'd trip and plop. | / \::. | / :::'/ `--` \' `~~~ ':'/` / ( So this little rabbit developed the habit / 0 _ 0 \ of staying awake when the sun went down. \/ \_/ \/ He'd stay up all night, -== '.' | '.' ==- till the morning light, and /\ '-^-' /\ practice his hopping just outside of town. \ _ _ / .-`-((\o/))-`-. _ / //^\\ \ _ On the first Easter morn, ."o".( , .:::. , )."o". just before dawn, \o o\\ \:::::/ //o o| He was startled by a bright \ \\ |:::::| // / and blinding light. \ \\__/:::::\__// / And Jesus was there in the \ .:.\ `':::'` /.:. / shimmering glare, \':: |_ _| ::'/ smiling at that funny bunny's plight. jgs `---` `"""""` `---` Don't worry, little lad, and don't be so sad, .-"-. for humankind will celebrate this special day. .'=^=^='. You must bring the word to every beast and bird /=^=^=^=^=\ that I have risen and am in the world to stay. :^= HAPPY =^; |^ EASTER! ^| You should've seen that cottontail hop away, :^=^=^=^=^=^: feeling mighty proud to be the chosen one. \=^=^=^=^=/ Though this story is quite old, it can now be retold `.=^=^=.' to make little children smile on Easter morn. `~~~` -=[ rabbits ]=- 3/97 __ /^\ .' \ / :.\ / \ | :: \ / /. \ / ::: | | |::. \ / :::'/ | / \::. | / :::'/ `--` \' `~~~ ':'/` / ( / 0___0 \ \/ \_/ \/ -== '.' | '.' ==- /\ '-^-' /\ \ _ _ / `-((\o/))-` jgs //^\\ __ /^\ .' \ / :.\ / \ | :: \ / /. \ / ::: | | |::. \ / :::'/ | / \::. |_/ :::'/ `--` \' ~ ':'/` / (` / o___o \ \/ \_/ \/ -= .'. | .'. =- /\ /I\ /\ \ / `) (` jgs /` `\ __ /^\ .' \ / :.\ / \ | :: \ / /. \ / ::: | | |::. \ / :::'/ | / \::. | / :::'/ `--` \' `~ ':'/` / (` / 0___0 \ \/ \_/ \/ -= .'. | .'. =- /\ /^\ /\ \ _ _ / _ `((\o/))` _ ."o". /` //^\\ `\ ."o". \o o\ / \.:./ \ /o o/ \ \| |:::| // / \ \\__/:::\__// / \ .:.\ `'''` /.:. / \':: |_ _| ::'/ jgs `---` `"""` `---` __ /^\ .' \ / :.\ / \ | :: \ / /. \ / ::: | | |::. \ / :::'/ | / \::. | / :::'/ `--` \' `~~~ ':'/` / ( / 0 _ 0 \ \/ \_/ \/ -== '.' | '.' ==- /\ '-^-' /\ \ _ _ / .-`-((\o/))-`-. _ / //^\\ \ _ ."o".( , .:::. , )."o". \o o\\ \:::::/ //o o| \ \\ |:::::| // / \ \\__/:::::\__// / \ .:.\ `':::'` /.:. / \':: |_ _| ::'/ jgs `---` `"""""` `---` -=[ Prayer to Computer Angel ]=- 3/97 _____________ |.-----------.| A Prayer to my || _ || COMPUTER ANGEL: || (\o/) || || /_\ || Guide my keystrokes, ||___________|| Keep my programs alive, `-)-------(-' Protect me from viruses, [=== -- o ]--. Back up my drive. __'---------'__ \ [::::::::::: :::] ) Amen. `""'"""""'""""`/T\ jgs \_/ _____________ _ *** |.--- *** ---.| ( `\( ) * A Prayer to my || (`\( )/`) || `> /~\_I COMPUTER ANGELS: || > /~\ < || (_/ /\/ || (// \\) || \ \ Guide my keystrokes, ||___`| |`___|| jgs / / Keep my programs alive, `-)--|_|--(-' \/ Protect me from viruses, [=== -- o ]--. ` Back up my drive. __'---------'__ \ [::::::::::: :::] ) Amen. `""'"""""'""""`/T\ jgs \_/ -=[ snails ]=- 3/97 oo .--. oo .--. oo .--. jgs \\(____)_ \\(____)_ \\(____)_ `~~~~~~~` `~~~~~~~` `~~~~~~~` -=[ raccoon ]=- 3/97 __ .-. .-"` .`'. /\\| _(\-/)_" , . ,\ /\\\/ {(#b^d#)} . ./, |/\\\/ `-.(Y).-` , | , |\.-` /~/,_/~~~\,__.-` ////~ // ~\\ jgs ==`==` ==` ==` -=[ truck ]=- 3/97 .--------.__ |::::::::|[_I___, |_.-.____I__.-~;| jgs `(_)--------(_)" -=[ Pop N. Fresh ]=- 3/97 .=~~~~~~~=. {:.. } \::._:._.:. / `~| O |~` .'`~~~~~~~`'. / o o \ : )(_)( ; \ '.___.' / `.,__`=' _,.' jgs /__\V/__\ /\\ / / \ \/`\/ -=[ sea monster ]=- 3/97 _..--~~--.._ .-~` `~-. / .------. .------. \ / ( ()( () \ \ '------' '------' / ) ( / .-. .-. .-. .-. \ ( ( / / ) ) \ \ ) ) \ \/ / \/ / /\ / / \ \ /\ ( ( / )/ / ) ) ) ) )( /( ( jgs / /( / / / \/ \ \ / / \ / / ) / / \ \ ( ( \ \ / / ( ( \ ) ) \ \ \ \/ / /) ) / / \__) \ \( (/ / (__/ / /) )\ ( ( \ \ ( ((__// \ \ \ ) ) \__) / /\ \__) / ( ( ) ) ( \__)/ / \__) (__/ -=[ fish ]=- 3/97 \ }\ `\ .' \ }\/ ~~ o\ }/\ )) _} ,/ /`. /` }/ jgs / -=[ biplane ]=- 3/97 __/\__ `==/\==` ____________/__\____________ /____________________________\ __||__||__/.--.\__||__||__ /__|___|___( >< )___|___|__\ _/`--`\_ jgs (/------\) -=[ biohazard symbol ]=- 3/97 _ _ .-_; ;_-. / / \ \ | | | | \ \.---./ / .-"~ .---. ~"-. ,`.-~/ .'`---`'. \~-.`, '` | | \(_)/ | | `' , \ \ | | / / , ;`'.,_\ `-'-' /_,.'`; jgs '-._ _.-'^'-._ _.-' `` `` . . dOO OOb dOP'..'YOb OOboOOodOO ..YOP. .YOP.. dOOOOOObOOdOOOOOOb dOP' dOYO()OPOb 'YOb O OOOO O YOb. YOdOOOObOP .dOP jgs YOOOOOOP YOOOOOOP '''' '''' -=[ dragon fly ]=- 3/97 .-. ()I() "==.__:-:__.==" "==.__/~|~\__.==" "==._( Y )_.==" .-'~~""~=--...,__\/|\/__,...--=~""~~'-. ( ..=\=/=.. ) `'-. ,.-"`;/=\ ;"-.,_ .-'` `~"-=-~` .-~` |=| `~-. `~-=-"~` .-~` /|=|\ `~-. .~` / |=| \ `~. jgs .-~` .' |=| `. `~-. (` _,.-="` |=| `"=-.,_ `) `~"~"` |=| `"~"~` |=| |=| |=| /=\ \=/ ^ -=[ flies ]=- 3/97 _,_ __ __ ._(@I@)_. / \-/ \ .--{___}--. ._\ | /_. .-/ Y \-. .__\__Y__/__. / | \ _{___}_ jgs \__/-\__/ ' (@I@) ' ~^~ -=[ an Irish Quiz ]=- 3/97 .-"^`\ /`^"-. .' ___\ /___ `. / /.---. O .---.\ \ | // '-. _o/0\o_ .-' \\ | | ;| \ (0\|W|/0) / |; | \ || |\_) \~_~_~/ (_/| || / \ | \ . \ ; .-.^.-. ; / . / | / '\_\ \\ \ \ \ / ' \ / / / // /_/' \\ \ \ \ \ / / / / // jgs `'-\_\_\ \ / /_/_/-'` ` '. .' ` ` __, ,__) __,__) ,__) ____, __, ,__) .--. (--|__| _ (--| ,_ ' , |_ (--/_| ,_ _ (--\ | _ ) __| |(_)(_|_) __|__ | |/_)| | / | | (/_ \_|(_)(_| .-' ( ( |_, / (___| | . .-.-. ( : ) ~|~|_~(_~~|~ \|/~\| ||~) ~|~ /~\ ( IRISH .-.\ ' /.-. | |_ ,_) | |\_/\_/|~\ _|_.\_X. QUOTIENT ) (_.. 'Y' .._) ( /|\ ) jgs '-' | '-' .-. (_" \ 1. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? / `\ \ ^ ) ) 2. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? ( ( .:. ) ) 3. _oOoOo Where does ( ( [_||||| green beer \ \ ||||| come from? `\| ~~~~~ 4. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? 5. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? 6. What's Irish and stays out all night? _oOoOoOo_ (oOoOoOoOo) 7. How did the Irish jig get started? )`"""""`( / \ 8. Why do leprechauns have pots o' gold? | G O L D | \ / 9. What's an Irish windbreaker? `=========` 10. On St. Patrick's Day, while people are searching for tiny, little leprechauns, what are leprechauns searching for? @@ .##@@::;%%&&00' @><@ .###@@::;%%&&00' ________) .###@@::;%%&&00' | | .###@@::;%%&&00' _ _|===LI===|_ .###@@::;%%&&00' / \_(____________) .###@@::;%%&&00' \ / (88 6 6 88) .###@@::;%%&&00' \/\ 88: 7 :88` .###@@::;%%&&00' \/\ 888'=='888' .###@@::;%%&&00' \ \_'888888'_________.###@@::;%%&&00' \___<\""/>_____/_/_-'##@Oo@o%&&00' / >< \ .##oO@Oo@O@o&00' /__/--\__\ (oO@OoO@@o@oO@@o) '-.______.-' /`"""""""""""""`\ jgs _|_||_|_ | Happy | ___LI)||(LI___ | St. Patrick's | ( ~~ || ~~ ) \ Day! / `-----''-----` '.___________.' The ANSWERS: 1. He couldn't afford plane fare. 2. Real rocks would look funny. 3. Who cares? As long as it keeps coming! 4. He's Dublin over with laughter. 5. They're always a little short. 6. Pati O'Furniture! 7. Lots of beer and too few restrooms! 8. They like to "go" first class. 9. Someone who's had too much corned beef and cabbage! 10. Tiny, little women! -= Give yourself a point for each right answer, and put an "O" in front of your name! =- -joan (funny from an American Greetings card/ASCII art by me) -=[ Four Leaf Clover- converted from solid ASCII/artist unknown ]=- 3/97 ,-'~~~~-. .-~~~~`-. .' \ / `. ,-'` \ / `-. / , `\/ .' \ ( `\ || /~ ) ~. `\ || /` .~ `~~._____ `\ || /` ____.~~` ___!!!GOOD>8^^^^^^-. -`/\ / / `~~~~~~~~~~` / / -= [ Erin go "Braughless" ! ]=- &nbbsp; _____// \\_____ " ----( `\/` )----" jgs `~``~` -=[ dentist ]=- .----. ===(_)== OPEN WIDE! // 6 6 \\ / ( 7 ) \ '--' / \_ ._/ __) (__ /"`/`\`V/`\`\ / \ `Y / \ jgs / [DR]\_ |_/ \ -=[ mugs of root(?) beer ]=- 3/97 .:. .:. .:. _oOoOo _oOoOo oOoOo_ [_||||| [_||||| |||||_] ||||| ||||| ||||| ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ -=[ snake ]=- 3/97 .-. (_" \ /`\ \ ^ ) ) ( ( ) ) ( ( \ \ jgs `\| -=[ cats & birthday greetings ]=-&nbbsp; 3/97 |\=/| H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y ! _ /6 6\ )) =\_Y_/= ,,,,, |\=/|.-"""-. (( / ^ \ _|||||_ /6 6\ \ \\ /| | |\ {~*~*~*~} =\_Y_/= (_ ;\ jgs \( | | | ) __{*~*~*~*}__ ^//_/-/__/// `"" ""` `-------------` (( ` -=[ small butterfly ]=- 3/97 , , { \w/ } `>!<` jgs (/^\) ' ' -=[ butterfly ]=- 3/97 __ \/ __ /o \{}/ o\ \ () / `> /\ <` jgs (o/\/\o) ) ( -=[ tulip ]=- 3/97 , /\^/`\ | \/ | | | | \ \ / '\\//' || || || || , |\ || |\ | | || | | | | || / / \ \||/ / jgs `\\//` ^^^^^^^^ -=[ savage/bushman? ]=- 3/97 \\\\\////// \\\\\\////// [[[[[[[]]]]]]]] /////////\\\\\\ /\ //// ~0 ( 0~ \\\\ / \ //(, 8-_\-8 ,)\\ / \ //|\ .===. /|\\ |/||\| \ '===' /* || \__.__/ _.=||=._ .---'@ @'---. /| || |\ / '@ @' \ _||_ / . 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File: mirrors/jgs/data/petsdogs.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/petsdogs.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ___ .-. / `~'. | \__/ a`a_ | P \ .__u' |,.,./ ,_ _/`'`'`b Pets: \ `.__.-'` \-._ Domesticated Animals -- | '.__ `'-;_ Dogs | _.:::'-.__) \ ;_..--'/::::://::\ | / / |::::://::::| jgs \ \ \__) \::://::::/ \__) '://::::' `'-'`` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028044007oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/bingo.mid) Midi Controls cats ferret rats/mice dogs hamsters paw prints cats & dogs rabbits (Some pets, like birds, snakes, fish, and lizards can be found on other pages.) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ Rover Dangerfield ]=- 9/00 ____ .-" _ "-. / _ \ /`| | `\ |\ /\o/ \_o/ |;\ __ _ .-"""-. \;;\ \ `-'/ ;-._.-' , |;;;\ '--. |_ \ \ _.--'| |;;;;| | '. \ \ `-._/ /===;/..-"-. \ '. /`._ __ ___/___(( _ \ \ Y ``-\_/==;===='"`/``---' \ \ \\ \ /` \___/ |\ \ /` | | \ ; / / | | jgs / \ | | .' \_/ | -=[ angel dog ]=- 9/00 ___ ,_ '---' _, \ `-._.---._.-' / | //. .\\ | | (/\ Y /\) | \ / `"` \ / jgs '._\) (/_.' | | /\ _ /\ \ / \ / (/ \) -=[ dog in doghouse ]=- 7/99 ___________________ / = == = == == = == \ / = == == == == = \ /== === === = ==== == ==\ / === = ==== = === = === =\ /_=_==__==__=__=====__==_ =_\ `"""|__ __ _.-----._ ____|"""` |__ __ / /\_/\ \__ __| |_ __ | \/"\/ |__ _| | | _( Y )_ | | jgs\\`""""8=(/=====\)=8"""`// -=[ sitting poodle ]=- 7/99 _,_ (;;;) ,__/a /;\ (__ |;|_ '--. \;/;) @\(,;)'\ (;;) '._ \ / _ '-. ||| | `\ _ |||`-.\ \ (;;) ((;;) (;;).' \\ jgs (((_) (((__) (;) -=[ dog ]=- 5/99 _ _..._ \':, `._..-""` ) \\ ___/9 \ |/ P 9 | \ | '--. _/ (`'---'_) ()`---'` \ | ', | `'. , ; '-._ /( \ _ `'. | \ | , .' '. \ `\ | | ; / \ \ \ | | |. | | / | | | | `-.\ |"` / .-;.| | _..;._ /-..-' (( .-;. | (( _..`> / `(( _/ '-(( ` .__) jgs `"""` `"--'` _ ,:'/ _..._ // ( `""-.._.' \| / 6\___ | 6 4 | / \_ .--' (_'---'`) / `'---`() ,' | , .'` | )\ _.-' ; / | .'` _ / /` / .' '. , | / / / \ ; | | | \ | | .| | | \ `"| /.-' | | | '-..-\ _.;.._ | |.;-. \ <`.._ )) | .;-. )) (__. ` ))-' \_ ))' `'--"` jgs `"""` _ ,:'/ _..._ // ( `""-.._.' \| / 6\___ | 6 4 | / \_ .--' (_'---'`) jgs / `'---`() -=[ puppy carrying dish ]=- 5/99 __ .--._,' `\ (__.' '-, / /_ _ \ __|e)e) | .'_ ; ,`) | (_) | /_.----._.' / \_/\___/ ,d8` \ / .-\\,oo8P` ; | / |;"` | | | || , _ /`'. \ './/'\. .' /.--;'-. | '--'.-._;' .' .-' /'-;` \ (((. .-'\ (((_.' \ ) jgs '._).'`--' `-` -=[ Pochacco ]=- 5/99 ,8, d8b 888 __ , 888 d88888b. -.\,- 888 `Y8888b."```"-888 /`" `8\ | | | | | | __ / O _ O \ /` '.\ '-' / \ .'. .; '. .' `"""""""` \ `\ /.-.| `| |` | | \___/ ;-.._______..-; jgs / | \ \___,---'---,___/ ,8, d8b 888 __ , 888 d88888b. -.\,- 888 `Y8888b."```"-888 /`" `8\ | | | | | | / O _ O \ \ '-' / jgs '. .' `"""""""` -=[ bulldog ]=- 4/99 _ _ _ .'`.\ / `,\--.-; / | |` `-. \_/ --. -; ,#/ 'o/\o/) <)#| .-"(_)`\ ,##/ , _|_/ <)| /V`"`/V| ##| / , / ,| `<)\ \_(\;_/)\ ##'. '. `"" -) jgs `<)'#<)#-.__.'-' `"""` -=[ poodle ]=- 2/99 _,_ (;;;) , ,__/a /;\ (;) (__ |;| _ // '--. \;/;;)_____ (;;) @\(,;)' '`/ (;;) | \ _____\ / //|| \ \ | || || |||| (;;(;;) (;(;;) jgs ((_((_) ((_((_) -=[ man walking dog ]=- 10/98 _ (_) .-|-. / | \__ \ | '._ |\ '-._ ,_ | \ ,_'-/_`> / / ( __ ) jgs /_ /_ / > \ > -=[ silly looking dog ]=- 11/98 __,;;;;;,__ .-" ;;;;;;;;; "-. / /`_ / \ _`\ \ | / (.)| |(.) \ | '-'| .--'_'--. |'-' |/ \_/ \| | | | / \ __.=.__ / \ /:. '._____.' \ ;::' .; | ::| .-| '|-. / | . / .:\ | \ | | ::| .:::'| | .| | ( ') ':' (. )::| |: | |; ;|:: | `| |' | | \ / |' | | (_(_| |_/`"""`\_| |_)_) jgs (_(_(_) (_)_)_) -=[ puppy ]=- 10/98 .--. _/ee/ \ (T_, \_/ , )="`------.)) o| / / \ /__\ (\ |\ \ _/ / \ jgs (_(_/ (__/(_/ .--. _/aa/ \ (T_, \_/ , )="`------.)) o| / / __ .' \ /__\ (\ ((\\_.' |\ \ _/ / \ jgs `"` (_(_/ (__/(_/ .--. / \aa\_ , \_/ ,_Y) ((.------`"=( \ \ |o /) /__\ / / \ \_ / /| jgs \_)\__) \_)_) -=[ puppy ]=- 6/98 _,=.=,_ ,'=. `\___, / \ (0 | / \ ___/ | | \) ', _/ .--' `"`; ( [[[[]]_..,_ / .--""``\\ .' .\,,|| ( .' -""`| `""` |\ / __| \| .-' `\ \ _ | jgs ( .-' ) `""""""""""""` _,=.=,_ ,'=. o `\___ / o\ (0 D / o \ ___/ | O | \) ',o _/ o .--' `"`; O ( [[[[]]_..,_ / .--""``\\ .' o .\,,|| ( .' -""`| `""` |\ / O o __| \| o .-' `\ \ _ o O | jgs ( o .-' ) `""""""""""""` -=[ dog ]=- 6/98 _.--"""--._ .' '-. `. __/__ (-. `\ \ /o `o \ \ \ \ _\__.__/ )) | | ; .--;" | | \ ( `) | | \ _|`---' .' _, _| | `\ '`_\ \ '_,.-';_.-`\| \ \_ .' '--'---;` / / |\ |_..--' \ \'-'.' .--'.__/ __.-; `"` (___...---''` \ _/_ \ /jgs\ \___/ -=[ dog ]=- _..._..._ .-' ':: '::-. / _ _ \ / \ ; : \ _ _ / ; |:' | /o) (o\ | .:| | |(_/ .-. \_)| :'| | .:/ ( ) \ | | ; '-' ;:'| |: | ' : ' | | | | ' ' : ' ' | | | \ : / | jgs |:. \ /^\ /:' | |' /'--`._.`--'\ | '-' '-' -=[ dogs ]=- 4/98 _ _..._ _ .' `) ( '. | /` \ | \_/| q p |_/ .-"````"=-..--\ Y / /` `-.__=.' `-/ /o | | > /`""--. / | || | \\ jgs \___,,)) \_,,)) _ _..._ _ .' ) (` '. | / `\ | \_| q p |\_/ \ Y /--..-="````"-. `.=__.-` `\ o\ \-` | | \ .--""`\ < // | || | jgs ((,,_/ ((,,___/ -=[ dogs ]=- 4/98 .-""-. { } e'._ { } __/ ;-' .--' /`===; .' | .-' / /` __ ; || | ` `\ | || jgs \ /`| || (`'._.--'-.\__}} `) )`""` `--` .-'"-. _.'e { } \__ { } `--. '-; ;===`\ | '. \ '-. || | __ `\ || | /` ` | || |`\ / jgs {{__/.-'--._.'`) `""`( (` `--` -=[ puppy ]=- 4/98 .==. {` `} { / ' '\ } {_\ T /_} / `'u` \ ( \ | \ /\/\_/ \_/ { / \ /'\ `\ /-\ / jgs /____} /___} -=[ dog w/ball ]=- 4/98 ___ .-. / `~'. | \__/ a`a_ | P \ .__=' |,.,./ ,_ _/`'`'`b \ `.__.-'` \-._ | '.__ `'-;_ | _.' `'-.__) \ ;_..--'/ // \ | / / | // | jgs \ \ \__) \ // / \__) '.// .' `'-'` -=[ husky pup ]=- 3/98 /\_..._/\ |/ \_/ \| | o.-.o | \ ( O ) / /'--U--'\ | .:. | /\ | /:;:\ |` / | |:;:| |-' jgs / |'-'| \ `""` `""` -=[ cocker spaniel? ]=- 3/98 _..---.._ .'` `'. / \ / / \ \ | | o o | | / | _ | \ | |\ '-' /| | \_ | \ _|_ / | _/ jgs \_/ '---' \_/ -=[ mail puppy ]=- 2/98 ___ .=.-" "-.=. / / _ _ \ \ | | / | | \ | | | | | | | | | | | | \0/_\0/ | | | |.-(___)-.| | | ( ) | \_/`-------`\_/ / _.-"`"-._ \ , /_'_________'_\ /| |`. . \`-.-' / |`; ` . \ | \-' | `;, ' .| | | | | `""`| | | | |\ | |.--'\ jgs (((_/_;-.(((__/____/ ___ .=.-" "-.=. / / _ _ \ \ | | / | | \ | | | | | | | | | | | | \0/_\0/ | | | |.-(___)-.| | | ( ) | \_/;._____.;\_/ / '-U-' \ , |{ { '. /| |{ { \`-.-' / |`{ \ | \-' | `;, .| | | | | `""`| | | | |\ | |.--'\ jgs (((_/_;-.(((__/____/ .-"-. /) (\ / |6 6| \ \/\ Y`/\/ / ^ \ _; ; /_| | | | jgs (_|-|_) -=[ puppy with bone ]=- 11/97 ,-~~~~-, .-~~~; ;~~~-. / / \ \ { .'{ O O }'. } `~` { .-~~~~-. } `~` ;/ \; /'._ () _.'\ / `~~~~` \ ; ; { } { } { } { } { } / \ / \ { { { }~~{ } } } jgs `~~~~~` `~~~~~` (`"======="`) (_.=======._) diddled by: cuicchi@mr_clark.wes.army.mil __ _,--="=--,_ __ / \." .-. "./ \ / ,/ _ : : _ \/` \ \ `| /o\ :_: /o\ |\__/ `-'| :="~` _ `~"=: | \` (_) `/ _ .-"-. \ | / .-"-. _ (_'-{ }-| /,.-'-.,\ |-{ }-'_) (_.=(_)_)_)=\_/`~-===-~`\_/=(_(_(_)=._) jgs -=[ puppy with bone ]=- 11/97 ,-~~~~-, .-~~~; ;~~~-. / / \ \ { .'{ O O }'. } `~` { .-~~~~-. } `~` ;/ \; /'._ () _.'\ / `~~~~` \ ; ; { } { } { } { } { } / \ / \ { { { }~~{ } } } jgs `~~~~~` `~~~~~` (`"======="`) (_.=======._) -=[ dog dump ]=- 10/97 ^ ^ ) ^ ( , .-( (__ \ (_____) -=[ fireman dog ]=- 10/97 _____ .'.---.'. // , \\ || `| || || | || || -'- || .-"`'-.,_ _,.-'`"-. / .'--,___`"""`___,--'. \ | /: _'---'_ \ | \|:' | /o) (o\ | .:|/ | |(_/ .-. \_)| :'| | .:/ ( ) \ | '-; '-' ;-' | : | | : | \ : / jgs \ /^\ / '--`._.`--' -=[ dog in doghouse ]=- 10/97 _ ,/A\, .//`_`\\, ,//`____-`\\, ,//`[_ROVER_]`\\, ,//`= == __- _`\\, //|__= __- == _ __|\\ ` | __ .-----. _ | ` | - _/ \- | |__ | .-"-. | __=| | _=|/) (\| | |-__ (/ a a \) -__| jgs |___ /`\_Y_/`\____| \)8===8(/ -=[ dog with dog dish ]=- 6/97 , /-. ((___/ __> / } \ .--.( ___ jgs \\ \\ /___\ -=[ puppies with flower in mouth ]=- 5/97 _,,=====,_ .~ ~-. / \ / / \ \ / / 0 0 |`. \ | || | \ \ \ || __ |\ || jgs \_/ \ (__) / `-"` '. .') _, ====`====`===(_{ `) ` _,,=====,_ .~ ~-. / \ / / \ \ / / 0 0 |`. \ | || | \ \ \ || __ |\ || \_/ \ (__) / `-`\ / '. .') _, \ / ====`====`===(_{ \ | `) ` | | \._ _./ | / \ `~~~` / \ | | | | jgs '._ _.' '._ _.' `~~~~` `~~~~` -=[ puppy and bone ]=- 4/97 __ , / |`". /( ,-~~~-. / / o\ { \,` `~~--\ _/ `b \ ; ` \ ,_/ _ _ `\ , / / \`"""` (_\____/_) jgs \ `~)---\ `~~~~)(_/~~~~\_) `~~~~~~` `~~~~~~~~` -=[ puppies at the wall ]=- 4/97 __ _,--="=--,_ __ / \." .-. "./ \ / ,/ _ : : _ \/` \ \ `| /o\ :_: /o\ |\__/ `-'| :="~` _ `~"=: | \` (_) `/ jgs .-"-. \ | / .-"-. ----{ }---\,&nbssp; .-'-. ,/---{ }---- (_)_)_) `~-===-~` (_(_(_) __ _,--="=--,_ __ / \." .-. "./ \ / ,/ _ : : _ \/` \ \ `| /o\ :_: /o\ |\__/ `-'| :="~` _ `~"=: | \` (_) `/ jgs .-"-. \ | / .-"-. ----{ }--| ; /,.-'-.,\ |--{ }---- (_)_)_) \_/`~-===-~`\_/ (_(_(_) bone added by: cuicchi@mr_clark.wes.army.mil __ _,--="=--,_ __ / \." .-. "./ \ / ,/ _ : : _ \/` \ \ `| /o\ :_: /o\ |\__/ `-'| :="~` _ `~"=: | \` (_) `/ _ .-"-. \ | / .-"-. _ (_'-{ }-| /,.-'-.,\ |-{ }-'_) (_.=(_)_)_)=\_/`~-===-~`\_/=(_(_(_)=._) jgs -=[ St. Bernard puppy ]=- 4/97 ._,=~~``~~=,_. .=` ~-. .-~ `-. /` / { } \ `\ | | _ \ / _ | | | / /@) )( (@\ \ / \ |; / \ ;| / \ | ; / __ \ ; \ / `"`/`\ ; (..) ; /`\ ` /` \{ /\ }/ `\ jgs `"`==`"` -=[ St. Bernard dog ]=- 4/97 ____ _,=~` `~=,_ .=` ~-. .-~ `-. /` / { } \ `\ | | _ \ / _ | | | / /@) )( (@\ \ | \ | / \ | | \ | / __ \ \ / |_/\ / (..) \ / \_| ` /\ ; /\ ; /\ /` `.\ /==\ /.' `\ /` /-=`""""`=-\ `\ ; |-=-=-=--=-=-| ; jgs \-=-=-=-=-=/ `~~~~~~~~` _.="""=._ /` \ / `\ / / _} {_ \ \ / ; /o) (o\ ; \ \ | / _ \ | / \_/\| (_) |/\_/ jgs /`\_/=\_/`\ /` `"` `\ { } -=[ shepard? ]=- 2/97 , |`-.__ / ' _/ ****` / } / \ / \ /` \\\ `\ /_\\ jgs `~~~~~``~` -= [ scot terriers ]=- 2/97 |\_/| |q p| /} ( 0 )"""\ |"^"` | jgs || /=\\ | "'" '"""' |\_/| |d b| /} w/bone in mouth... ( 0 )"""\' 8===8 | jgs || /=\\ | "'" '"""' -=[ cocker spaniel puppies ]=- 2/97 .-"-. /|6 6|\ {/(_0_)\} _/ ^ \_ jgs (/ /^\ \)-' ""' '"" .-"-. /|6 6|\ {/(_0_)\} _/=o=\_ jgs (/ /^\ \)-' ""' '"" -=[ dog ]=- 1/97 (4 lines:) __ (___()'`; /, /` jgs \\"--\\ (5 lines:) __ ()'`; /\|` / | jgs (/_)_|_ (6 lines:) __ ()'`; /\|` /._.= | / jgs (_\_`)_ ... and as dalmations... (thanks Steff and Clyde!) __ (___()'`; /,`.':/` jgs \\"--\\ __ ()'`; /\|` /.'| jgs (/_)_|_ __ _.3 <--- bone ()'`; 8' /\|` /._.= :.'/ jgs (_\_`)_ -=[ girl holding puppy ]=- 8/97 .--..-""""-..--. ///`/////////\`\\\ ||/ |///""\\\| \|| ## ( 6. 6 ) ## /_\ \ _. / /_\ _`) (`_ /` '--' `\ / _,,_ \ / /` `\ \ /\_/ / 6 6\ \_/\ \ \/\ Y /\/ / \ \/ `'U` \/ / \( \ / )/ |\_/ \_/| / ____ \ \ ( || ) / (__)||(__) | || | |__||__| jgs |==||==| /~`//~`/ / // / `""` `"` -=[ man/boy with dog ]=- tweak 7/00 .-""""-. / / \ |.--'"`\_| ( '/ ' ) \ - / _`) (`_ /` '--' `\ / _,,_ \ / /` `\ \ /\_/ / 6 6\ \_/\ \ \/\ Y /\/ / \ \/ `'U` \/ / \( \ / )/ |\_/ \_/| / ____ \ \ ( || ) / (__)||(__) | || | | || | jgs |__||__| / |/ | / // / `""` `"` -=[ puppy ]=- 8/97 _,,_ /` `\ / / 6 6\ \ \/\ Y /\/ / `'U` \ , ( \ / ) |\|\_/ \_/| \/'. .'\ \ /--\ / jgs (____\ /____) _,,_ /` `\ (`-----`) / / 6 6\ \ (,-----,) \/\ Y /\/ / `'U` \ , ( \ | \ |\|\_/ \_/ \/'. \ /'\ \ /-\ / jgs /____)/____) -=[ dead dog ]=- 8/97 ."-. /X | _o.----. _ /\_ \/ / __ \_// ) jgs \__)-/_/\_____)____/ -=[ dogs ]=- 6/97 __,= ,--'a \ '---. '-------.--.===' ______\ _( /\ `------/ /__.-' \ ;_ `-. //` `-. \'-.\ // )/ `; jgs "` "` =.___ / e'--, '===.--.-------' .---' /\ )_ /______ .-' _; / '-.__\ \------` /.-'/ .-' `\\ ;` \( \\ jgs `" `" -=[ puppy ]=- 2/97 .--. .--. / /\ ". _......_ ." /\ \ / / ` ` \ \ ( ( /' _ __ `\ ) ) \ /| /0} {0\\ |\ / ` | / \/// | ` \ \ / \ / / `\ \| .==. |/ /' `\\.' \ / './/' jgs /`'._-^^-_.'`\ `""` -=[ Slinky Dog -Toy Story ]=- 12/96 ___ .-'` `'-. _,.'.=== ===.'.,_ / / .___. .___. \ \ / / ( o ) ( o ) \ \ _ : /| '-'___'-' |\ ; (_) | |`\_,.-'` `"-.,_/'| | /| | | \ / | | /\; | | \ / | | _ ___ /\/ | | \ __ /\ | |' `\-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-./` `"-,/\/ | | \ (__) /\ `-'| | `\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \`\ \/ | | \-...-/ `-,_| | \`\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | | '---' / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \_/ | \_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | .--. ; | .--. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ | | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / | |/ jgs |`-.___| |/-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'`--| | ,.-----'~~; | | (_(_(______)| | (_(_(_______) | | ,-----`~~~\ ,-----`~~~\ (_(_(_______) (_(_(_______) -=[ Huckleberry Hound ]=- 4/00 __....._ .-"`` _."; ;-......-"` | \ | \ | \ | \ |_..._ \ __..--""` _.-' _..--"" _..-"``-._.-----. "---;--"" __ / \ ( /__ __ ` | | `/-\/--\ \ | //`/ /`/ \ | /\\_\_\/ ;\ / ____ / . '._.' /` '.`"` _...._ | \___.' ,__ `\ | \ /|` | ; \ \ .' | | . '.\___..-'.__/ | | '. / _.-"| |""--.._\ .'`-" | | [_]_ _/ jgs \__..--""/ `""""`\ / \ _.-----. ;.___..-'| \ | \ _;__ _;-'` `__.-'` `';-"_"_``-.---. (_/-/-\ ( | __ _/6/\6/ \ / (_)`` ___ ;'-' \. , `, | '.\__.'| | | '.`-` / | /""-'.-;_.-'| jgs \_.-';-'.___/ _.-----. ;.___..-'| \ | \ _;__ _;-'_``__.-;_ `-(_/-/-\ ( `| __ _/6/\6/ \ / (_)`` ___ ;'-' \. , `, | '.\__.'| | | '.`-` / | /""-'.-;_.-'| jgs \_.-';-'.___/ -=[ weiner dog ]=- 12/96 .-. (___________________________()6 `-, ( ______________________ /''"` jgs //\\ //\\ "" "" "" "" -=[4 line dog]=- 12/96 _.-. 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'. \ ; / / \0/ .-. \0/ \ \ ; | / / -""`( )`""- \ \ | ; | | \_/ | | ; | | | _ | _ | | | ; \ _.| `\ /^\ /` |._ / ; \ \ '.___.; ;.___.' / / \ /'._ '---' _.'\ / '._ _.' `;--.,_ ___ _,.--;` '._ _.' ``` jgs / ,`---/ \---`, \ ``` \ _'-.-\___/-.-'_ / / .-` .-'Y`-. `-. \ \ _.' | '._ / '--.-' / \ '-.--' / / \ \ `'-..__/ \__..-'` -=[ chocolate bunnies ]=- 3/98 _ _ //`| // / // / .-'` / .' o `| '.___ / / | | |` | ,-| / | ;---' /| /;----' | //^\\ | |OoO||.-. | |`==`/ | jgs \=-=_\__ /) '--(_____.' _ _ |`\\ \ \\ \ \\ \ `'-. |` o `. \ ___.' | \ | `| | | \ |-, |\ '---; | '----;\ | //^\\ | .-.||OoO| | \`==`| (\ __/_=-=/ jgs '._____)--' -=[ snuggle bunnies ]=- 3/98 __ / \ /'. / | ||'.\| | || \\ / /\ __ \\ \\'```'-._ ; | /\ \ \'./` __ `D | _/ /\_| \ .__|' ` -.| | ,' \ \ .| - - | \____,..-` \ _Y_ __/ / / `---'"""` `\ \| . __.._/ | '-.__.-""``.-./ |\ | ( _.'` |\ || .-| `` || || | ; || // jgs '-'\ //` `"""""""""`"""""` __ / \ /'. / | Some bunny loves you! ||'.\| | || \\ / /\ __ /^\/^\ \\ \\'```'-._ ; | /\ \ \ / \'./` __ `D | _/ /\_| `\/` \ .__|' ` -.| | ,' \ /^\/^\ \ .| - - | \ / \____,..-` \ _Y_ __/ `\/` / / `---'"""` `\ \| . __.._/ | '-.__.-""``.-./ |\ | ( _.'` |\ || .-| `` || || | ; || // jgs '-'\ //` `"""""""""`"""""` -=[ bunny rabbit ]=- 3/98 /\ _ / | / \ / / / /\ \_/ / | | ) ( \_| / - - \ / o o \ >/:: v ::\< ( '-'-' ) '---. .---' / \ / \ / / \ \ \ \.=./ / /\_)o(_/\ |o(_)Oo(_)| /|=-=-=-=-=|\ | \=-=-=-=/ | \ `"""""` / jgs \ \__/ / .----' / \ '----. (((______/ \_____))) -=[ bunny ]=- 3/98 _ .-"--._ / \ / ____\ ||\\ / /`( || \\ _| '``'-. | \_\\ ` 9\ , \_ 9 _ '-.= .--'|} | _ \) | / /}} \/ = \ ;_.'/ .=\.--'`\} | `-`__.;---.//` '---./' '.___..-'` `| _/ __.-.__/ .-' .-' ||| .-/ / |\\ { | /_ / \| `-\ `\--;` '-. | | ) / _/ jgs / __.' '--. ( '--. ___))) `-..____))) -=[ rabbits ]=- 12/97 , , |\ /| \/ /._, / ' ;--._, \ / ' ) ) /\ /, / / |/)|/(_ | / -._\ {_} |_ \ `""{_} /_ jgs `""""`"` -=[rabbits]=- 8/97 |\ /| |\ /| | \ / | |\\ //| | | | | | \| |/ | \ | | / \ || || / \ |_| / \||_||/ .' '. .' '. | | |o o| / \ /= Y =\ `'-. .-'` `'-.^.-'` _| |_ _| |_ /` `\ /` `\ | / \ | | | |/ \| | ( ) | / \ /\ \ / /\ | .-~-. | | '._)_.' | \ { } / \ / jgs \ '-=-' / \ '.___.' / .--' ;---; '--. .--' \---/ '--. `-------' '-------` `-------' '-------` |\ /| |\\ //| | \| |/ | \ || || / \||_||/ .' '. |o o| {= Y =} jgs '-.^.-' -=[ rabbit ]=- 7/97 _ / `\ _ / /\ \ / `\ / / \ \.-=-./ /\ \ \| | /\ /\ | \ \ | \o|o/ | |/ \_= _Y_ =_/ `) ^ (` .-`(>O<)`-. / / \ \ \_/ \_/ .-. | | .-. |oo \| |/ oo| \o \ /^\ / o/ jgs \___,' '.___/ -=[ rabbit ]=- 7/97 & /\\ //\ | \\ // | \ \\ // / \ \\ // / \ '--' / / \ (| |) / \/ \ =\ __ /= '-. .-' / \ / \ / \ | | | | \__/ \__/ | | _| |_ / \ | | | .--. | jgs \___/{__}\___/ /\\ //\ | \\ // | \ \\ // / \ \\ // / \ '--' / / \ (| |) / \/ \ =\ __ /= jgs '-.__.-' -=[ bunny ]=- 6/97 /| /| | | / / | |/ / | | / \``--. / 66\ \ = ^/= jgs ;=={>o<} / __}, | \____`\) | /\_) | .--./`\ _| `\/__ / \ /___) \_/'._______) -=[ rabbits ]=- 5/97 .-,.-, / // / /_// / / \ |a a |__ =(y = .'` `\ {`"` \ { / |_ \\ ,( / } ) ) /__\ ,'-' jgs (_(_/(______) ,-.,-. \ \\ \ \ \\_\ / \ __| a a| /` `'. = y)= / `"`} _| \ } { \ ), // '-', /__\ ( ( jgs (______)\_)_) -=[ lop-ear rabbit ]=- 5/97 _,=~~=,_ .~ ~. / \ / / \ \ / .'| |`. \ / / /|0 0|\ \ \ | / / | | \ \ | | | | \ / | | | | | | /'. \/ .'\ | | | \ \ |/ `~~` \| / / \_\/ }}(){{ \/_/ / , , \ | | | | | | | | _\ / \ /_ / '-' '-' \ | \ / | | | jgs | | | | .-` |. .| `-. / .' `~~~~~` `. \ \ /` `\ / `""` `""` -=[ rabbit ]=- 5/97 \\ \\_ ( _\ / \__ / _/`"` {\ )_ jgs `"""` -=[ bunny ]=- 4/97 (\ /) \\ // \)_(/ /6 6\ ( =o= ) `)^(` /` `\ (_/ \_) _| |_ / : ; \ \ : ; / jgs /_/'-'\_\ -=[ Bunnies ]=- 3/97 /`\ /`\ (/\ \-/ /\) )6 6( >{= Y =}< /'-^-'\ (_) (_) | . | | |} jgs \_/^\_/ /`\ /`\ (/\ \-/ /\) )6 6( >{= Y =}< /'-|\-'\ (_) |=(_) | |==\| | `MM`|} jgs \_/^\_/ -=[ bunny ]=- 3/97 _ _ \`\ /`/ \ V / /. .\ =\ T /= / \ {}/\\ //\ __\ " " /__ jgs (____/^\____) -=[ Velveteen Rabbit ]=- 3/97 __ / /\ When (someone) loves you for a long, long time .--./ /\ | ...REALLY loves you, then you become Real. / /6 6\ \| Generally, by the time you are Real, / /\ Y / most of your hair has been loved off, / / / ^ \ and your eyes drop out and you get loose in \ |/\\ //\} in the joints and very shabby. But these things `"\ "_" / don't matter at all, because once you are Real, jgs "" "" you can't be ugly... --THE VELVETEEN RABBIT __ / /\ .-""/ /\ | / /6 6\ \| / /\ Y / / / / ^ \_ \ |/\\ //\} `"\ "_" / jgs "" "" -=[ rabbits ]=- 3/97 __ /^\ .' \ / :.\ / \ | :: \ / /. \ / ::: | | |::. \ / :::'/ | / \::. | / :::'/ `--` \' `~~~ ':'/` / ( / 0___0 \ \/ \_/ \/ -== '.' | '.' ==- /\ '-^-' /\ \ _ _ / `-((\o/))-` jgs //^\\ __ /^\ .' \ / :.\ / \ | :: \ / /. \ / ::: | | |::. \ / :::'/ | / \::. |_/ :::'/ `--` \' ~ ':'/` / (` / o___o \ \/ \_/ \/ -= .'. | .'. =- /\ /I\ /\ \ / `) (` jgs /` `\ __ /^\ .' \ / :.\ / \ | :: \ / /. \ / ::: | | |::. \ / :::'/ | / \::. | / :::'/ `--` \' `~ ':'/` / (` / 0___0 \ \/ \_/ \/ -= .'. | .'. =- /\ /^\ /\ \ _ _ / _ `((\o/))` _ ."o". /` //^\\ `\ ."o". \o o\ / \.:./ \ /o o/ \ \| |:::| // / \ \\__/:::\__// / \ .:.\ `'''` /.:. / \':: |_ _| ::'/ jgs `---` `"""` `---` __ /^\ .' \ / :.\ / \ | :: \ / /. \ / ::: | | |::. \ / :::'/ | / \::. | / :::'/ `--` \' `~~~ ':'/` / ( / 0 _ 0 \ \/ \_/ \/ -== '.' | '.' ==- /\ '-^-' /\ \ _ _ / .-`-((\o/))-`-. _ / //^\\ \ _ ."o".( , .:::. , )."o". \o o\\ \:::::/ //o o| \ \\ |:::::| // / \ \\__/:::::\__// / \ .:.\ `':::'` /.:. / \':: |_ _| ::'/ jgs `---` `"""""` `---` -=[ rabbit ]=- 2/97 __ / \`\ __ | \ `\ /`/ \ \_/`\ \-"-/` /\ \ | | \ | (d b) \_/ / \ ,".|.'.\_/.'.|.", / /\' _|_ '/\ \ | / '-`"`-' \ | | | | | | \ \ / / | jgs \ \ \ / / / `"`\ : /'"` `""`""` -=[ rabbit with Easter egg ]=- 22/97 _ _ /\`\ /`/\ \/\ V /\/ /6 6\ (= Y =) /`"^"`\ / .-*-. \ (_/*=*=*\_) /\*=*=*/\o jgs ___\ '-*-' /___ (((____/^\____))) -=[ rabbit ]=- 2/97 _ _ /\`\ /`/\ \/\ V /\/ /6 6\ (= Y =) /`"^"`\ / / \ \ (_/ \_) / \o jgs ___\ /___ (((____/^\____))) -=[ rabbit- not quite 'Bugs Bunnny' ]=- 2/97 , ,_ )\ \". / ) ) \ / / / / | | / / \ | / / \|-""-//` / _ _ \ _| / \/ \ |_ / `-\0||0/-' \ =\.: ,_()_ :./= jgs `-._\II/_.-' `""` -=[ lop rabbits ]=- 2/97 /\\=//\ / /6 6\ \ / =\_Y_/= \ /\\=//\-"""-. / ^ \ / /6 6\ \ \ / | \ =\_Y_/= (_ ;{} {}( | | | ) /^//_/-/__/ jgs `"" ""` "" "" """ -=[ Bugs Bunny ]=- 2/97 /| , ,/// /| // // ,/// // // // // // // || || || || // // || || // // || || // // || || || || \\,\|,|\_// \\)\)\\|/ )-."" .-( //^\` `/^\\ // | | \\ ,/_| 0| _ | 0|_\, /` `"=.v.="` `\ /` _."{_,_}"._ `\ jgs `/` ` \ ||| / ` `\` `",_ \\=^~^=// _,"` "=,\'-=-'/,=" '---' -=[bunnies and more bunnies and more bunnies]=- 12/96 \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ -=[ rabbit ]=- 12/96 ,\ \\\,_ \` ,\ __,.-" =__) jgs ." ) ,_/ , \/\_ \_| )_-\ \_-` `-----` `--` @@ bunny rabbit w/carrot @@ 11/96 \ / \\ // )\-/( /e e\ ( =T= ) /`---'\ ____/ /___\ \ \ / ''' ```~~"--.,_ `-._\ / `~~"--.,_ ------>| `~~"--.,_ _.-'/ \ ___,,,---""~~``' /jgs\____,,,,....----""""~~~~```` * tiny rabbit* 11/96 \\ \\_ .---(') jgs o( )_-\_ * lop-ear rabbit * 11/96 ,-""-. / _ _\ / /_; ;_\ / ,-.o) (o| / ( =.`-o' )= ( \`-. __J.' ) )/ ( /_,'/ , \ / \ \ , / -,/\ \ ,{ \/ `\`"' { ( __/__ jgs `{ /\_________))) ** rabbit in hat ** 10/96 /\ //\\ /\ /' \\ //\\ \\ // `\ \\ // .-'^'-. .' a___a `. == (___) == '. ._I_. .' ____/.`-----'.\____ [###(__)#####(__)###] ~~|#############|~~ |#############| |#############| |#############| |#############| |#############| jgs |#############| |#############| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> rabbit << 10/96 .--,_ / ,/ / / // / / // / .' ' ( / \.-"""-._ / a ' . ' `-. ( . ' " `. `-.-' " ' ; `.' " . .-' " ; : . .' ; `. ' : ' ' ; jgs ) _.". " . "; .'_.' .' ' __.,`. '" ""''---'` "' ** little bunny rabbits ** 10/96 (with some help from Clyde Watson, fellow ASCIIist) -our new additions to the family: Clover & BooBoo Bunny \\ \\_ (_) / ) jgs o( )_\_ \\ \\_ (') jgs / )= o( )_ ~ a funny bunny ~ 9/96 __ /_ \ ' \ \ ., \ \ /. \ \ \ / /`; \ \---/ / _( e e )_ >{== Y ==}< `-.__w__.-' .-/||___||\-. / /_| :.: |_\ \ / /-----------\ \ (_| . . |_) \.' | `./ \ | / jgs \___|___/ .-----' | `-----. (_(_(____.' `.____)_)_) ~ a rabbit ~ (early art!) __ / \ | /| \ | ||_/ | || /\ | || / | | || / |\ | | || |__/|| | | || || | | || || | | || / ~~~ \ | ^ ^ | | (o) (o) | \ ! / >\ ^ /< \_________/ (\ /) ( >o< ) (/ \)jgs visit "Bevy O' Bunnies Rabbity" Website -=[ dog paws ]=- 1/98 .-. .-. / \ / \ .-. | | | .-. / \ \ / \ / / \ | | '`.-.`' | | \_.' .-` `-. '._/ .-' '-. / \ | | \ / jgs '.___...___.' ooo ooo d888b d888b ooo 88888 88888 ooo d888b Y88P Y88P d888b 88888 '` `' 88888 Y8P' .od888bo. 'Y8P .od888888888bo. d888888888888888b 88888888888888888 Y8888888888888P jgs `Y888P"Y888P' to page 1 of pets .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/sigs.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/sigs.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Signature Files of 'jgs' .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. The following is a list of sigs which I use, have used, will use, or may use. I offer them to you to help as a guideline when you develop your own sig. They are listed in an unsorted manner on two subpages. If you choose to use any of my artwork in your sig... or if you modify any of my ASCII pictures, please give me credit for my work and keep my initials "jgs" on my creations. It is my understanding that sig size requirements vary... you may be limited to four lines with a maximum width of 80 characters. You may not be limited at all. You will have to do some research... The old school of thought on signatures is that they ought to be no larger than 4 lines of characters... however, most signatures today are considerably larger and are acceptable so long as they are tasteful and do not overpower the content of your email message. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Things to include in your sig are: 1) your e-mail address 2) your name 3) your homepage information 4) any other pertinent information (ICQ#, FAX, etc) 5) an aphorism- statement embodying a general truth; or some witty/ humorous remark... (optional) (see ponderings) 6) the two dashes and blank space on the line before the sig (to differentiate it from the body of your message) For more one-liners and sig info, visit here: http://www.coolsig.com/ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. SEE PAGE II OF SIGNATURE FILES .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -- \\\\ \c .( \ _/ ___/( /( joan stark /--/ \\// spunk1111@juno.com __ )/ /\/ \/ `-.\ //\\ ASCII Art Gallery \\// \\ http://www.ascii-art.com \/ \\ \\ jgs '--` -- joan stark spunk1111@juno.com ASCII ART GALLERY: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / '. .' \ / '. .' \ / '. .' \ / '. .' \/ '. .' \/ '. .' \/ '. .' \/ jgs \/ \/ \/ -- . | . \ ' / joan stark '-. | .-' spunk1111@juno.com --= --|-- =-- _. _|_ | _|_ ._ ASCII ART GALLERY ' _|__|__|_ ' http://www.ascii-art.com ____/HEISRISEN\_______________________________________ -- . | . \ ' / joan stark '-. | .-' spunk1111@juno.com --= --|-- =-- _. _|_ | _|_ ._ ASCII ART GALLERY ' _|__|__|_ ' http://www.ascii-art.com ____/ \_______________________________________ -- __ | / \ | joan stark // \\ \_\\ //_/ spunk1111@juno.com _\\()//_ .'/()\'. ASCII Art Gallery / // \\ \ jgs \\ // http://www.ascii-art.com | \__/ | -- /\-/\ /a a \ _ =\ Y =/-~~~~~~-,_______________________/ ) '^--' ___spunk1111@juno.com___/ \ / || |---'\ \ ASCII ART GALLERY jgs (_(__| ((__| http://www.ascii-art.com -- _ ,:'/ _..._ // ( `""-.._.' \| / 6\___ joan stark | 6 4 spunk1111@juno.com | / \_ .--' ASCII Art Gallery (_'---'`) http://www.ascii-art.com jgs / `'---`() -- __ _,, /_ \ sSSSs \_\( s\_SS joan stark (\/`"`\___/`"`\/) spunk1111@juno.com \/)-(`-'-')=(\/ /___\ |__\ /\ ASCII ART GALLERY: //||__ ||\\//` http://www.ascii-art.com \\'--.) \\`` jgs (/ (/ -- , __ _.-"` `'-. /||\'._ __{}_( Not the 'NET POLICE |||| #'--.__\ jgs = spunk1111@juno.com | L.( ^_\^ \ .-' | _ | ASCII ART GALLERY | | )\___/ http://www.ascii-art.com | \-'`:._] jgs \__/; '-. -- _ _ jgs spunk1111@juno.com _( ^ )_ http://www.ascii-art.com ( _\|/_ ) (_.';'._) _LUCK OF THE IRISH jgs (_,_)`-.__.' `-._ [ANGEL SIG] -- _ _ _ _ {\o/\o/} we are each of us angels with only one wing {\o/\o/} jgs /_\/_\ and can only fly by embracing each other /_\/_\ joan stark ASCII ART GALLERY: [ANGEL SIG #2] -- == == "we are each of us angels with but one wing, <^\()/\()/^> and can only fly by embracing each other" \/ \/ \/ / \/ \ joan stark jgs `""``""` [ART PALETTE SIG] -- _____ /| .-'@ & #`'-. // joan stark / % 8 \ // | m () _ | // \ 0 ( '-._/ // SEE MY PERSONAL ASCII ART GALLERY: jgs '-.____'. y http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [BAD HARE DAY SIG] -- /\\ //\ | \\ // | -= it's a bad hare day =- \ \\ // / \ \\ // / joan stark \ '""' / /__ __\ (##/==\##) ASCII ART GALLERY / \/ \ =\ __ /= jgs '-.__.-' [BARNYARD SIG] -- , # _ (\\_(^> _. >(')__, (_(__) || _.||~~ {^--^}.-._._.---.__.-;(_~_/ || (\../) || (\(__)/) || {6 6 }.')' (. )' ).-` || __||____(oo)____||___`(QQ)'___||___( v )._('.) ( .' )____||__ --||----"- "----||----) (----||----`-.''(.' .( ' ) .)----||-- __||__@( )___||___(o o)___||______#`(.'( . ( (',)_____||__ --||----"--"----||----`--'----||-------'\_.).(_.). )------||-- || || `||~|||~~|""|| `W W W W ||jgs ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ "My Barnyard" * Joan Stark * spunk1111@juno.com ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [BEE SIG] -- \___ \_, ___\_ | __, .'.--. ```-./ `....--'.'''.-p./ ...always buzzin'! ({{ }<=-= ( < .''''--.`...'-b`\ spunk1111@juno.com jgs `._____...-'\__ *joan stark * ___/ _| ` / / ` ASCII-ART GALLERY: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ [BIRD SIG] -- &nnbsp; .-. _6_6 \ /___) / ,) (, // \\ ____________________{(_____)}____ (_ punk1111@juno.com ""|||"" __________________________)tark, joan ||| ASCII art: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ | [PAIR OF BIRDS SIG] -- _______ `-----.\ _____, `---- \\ .-./.---` ,__`---. `-` '>---` joan stark .-. `,_.-. /`.-` spunk1111@juno.com <' ) ',___.' / \ " ASCII ART GALLERY: | / \ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ \\_, \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'--'\\~~~~~ ~~~jgs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\~~~ [BRACKET LETTER SIG] -- ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ {{{}}} {}}}}} {} {} {} {} {} {} {} {} {} {} {} {} {} {} {} {}}} {} {} {} {{{} {{{} {{{} {{{} {{{}}} {}}}}} {} {} {} {} {} {}{{} {} {} {} {} {} {} {} {} {} {{{} {} {} {} {} {} {} {{{}}} {} {{}} {} {} {} {} {} {} {} {} ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ * * *Joan*Stark* * * * * *Spunk1111@juno.com* * * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ [BRIGHT SIDE SIG] -- . . | . \ | / '. \ ' / .' '. .'```'. .' <>.............:::::::`.......`:::::::................<> <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> ~you can't hurt your eyesight by looking on the bright side~ joan stark ASCII ART GALLERY: [ Bugs Bunny sig (very large) ] -- /| , ,/// /| // // ,/// // // // // // // || || || || // // __, ,__) __, ,__) || || // // (--| | | ,__) ,__) (--| | || || // // | | | |_ _ -|- , | | _ || || || || _|_|_| | |(_| | /_) _|__| |_) \\,\|,|\_// ( |_, ( | \\)\)\\|/ _____, __ )-."" .-( (--| \ ( ) //^\` `/^\\ | | _ _ / // | | \\ _|__/ (_) (_, | ,/_| 0| _ | 0|_\, ( . /` `"=.v.="` `\ /` _."{_,_}"._ `\ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com jgs `/` ` \ ||| / ` `\` `",_ \\=^~^=// _,"` ASCII Art Gallery: "=,\'-=-'/,=" http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ '---' ["BUG' SIG] -- ___ ___ ,_;-'-._\__/_.-' ,_\ a\/a ,_\ ,-( _'-._ IS THERE A BUG IN YOUR SYSTEM? ,_\ (==/\ |'-._\ ,_\ -. /\ \/ | |\ ` ,_\ \/==\ '._\7 '._ joan stark jgs '. 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[Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/cowfall94.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/cowfall94.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Fall 1994 Edition of the Complete Guide to Cows! Thank you David A. Bader... .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS! _______________ (__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION * [cow] (oo) ( COWS COWS COWS! ) /-------\/ --'\_______________/ * FALL 1994 ISSUE! * / | || * ||----|| Edited by David A. Bader ^^ ^^ Cow BACK TO MAIN COW PAGE - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ____________________________ / __________ ______ \ / | (__) | | ___ \ \ / | (oo) | | | | | | / | \/ | | |_| | | ( |________| | 0| | \ ______ | | | \ / ____ \ | | | \_________/ / \ \_|______|___/============() | () | \____/ cow - ravan * \ >______\ vv vv >--- | ||----|| * | | || | / >_|_ | /\-------/ >----/\| (oo) (oo) (--) (--) \ / X / \ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) |\/____< /-------\/ | ---< / | || | | * ||----|| | _|_< ^^ ^^ \------< \ * _`. | |_. |--|. --O \ O--' / ' `\ /' ` / X \ /__. ./_\\ | _`v' `v'_ |'|-| || | | |,-- | /\ | | | || \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ (__) (__) / >> ______ / ee ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| | | ---- | | | | ---- | | | |_____ | |_____ *_/\/|________| *____/|________| CompuCow Infected VDT Syndrom CompuCow Just Before Asleep ---------------- :: :: :: (_______) :: :: ( -- -- :: :: \_ :: :: / \ : :: :: / \OO:\ :: :: / \ :: ----------------- Moona Lisa Viva Cow Viva / / (__) o (oo) /-----\-\/ / | \| * ||-----| ^^ ^ Nelson Moo-ndela cow /===========\ / ^ ^ \ ( O O ) ( ) ( \/ ) \ / \--- ---/ \ / /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ George Bush's Cow (Head to match ego) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Dan Quayle's Cow (Head to match brain) o / \ (__) (oo) _ \/_ ? / \ /| |\ |\/ | | \ | | | |\ | |_____| * | v v | Papal bull (__) (oo) _ \/_ / | | \ / / | | | |\/ / | | | | |_____|\ |_____| * v v Cow giving homoo-lie {__} (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| Cow with a perm || || || || | ------| |-| ---- *----|-------| | |0 0| ( ) The Art of Tipping Cows -|- -|- | | (o o) /-------\`/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ A Holy Cow. (__) __________(oo) /|\`# /| |\/ * |~\/\~< ^ | |_'\~~/\_\| ||VV---- || || || ^^ ^^ Krakow (or a `Poled' Hereford) | | \ | / / / | \ | | ^ | * ^ \ |/ / \----/ | oo | ^ | oo | ^ \| |/ \-/\-/ (--) ( ) Cow-a-bungee, dude! ___________ | _ | /\ | _| |_ | /\/ \ | |_ _| | /\ /___ \/\ | |_| | \ /--\/ \____--\ |_________| \/ / \/\ | \/ \ | (__) \| (oo) /) |/ \/ _____ / ) / \ / \ /____-/---)---> \_/ | \/ / ) (__) | | /) (oo) |____| \/----------\ / | | | | | \ / | | | |-----| | * * | | v v v v v v Swiss cows who repeat a very old story for the celebration of the 700th anniversary of Switzerland. (___) (- -) // \ / /-----------// O / | ) ) ) | _/ | ) ) ) | |------------| |_ |_ Annorexic cow... __ |__|__ (__) (oo) // O (OO) /-------\/ // /-------/\ / | Mets|---// / | || * ||----|| / * ||----|| (__) ||___|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ (xx)/_______| Baseball Cow Earthquake Cow Road-kill Cow /\ / \ /- /(__)\ / )__) {__} \(oo)/| \ (oo) {++} /-------\// | /---------\_() /*-----*/>/ / | ||/ * / | | /% || * ||----|| |_/\______/\___| *++COW----; ~~ ~~ \/ \/ !! !! College Graduate Convertible Cow C CowCow (__) o (__) (oo) o (oo) |\ /| /-\/ o /////////\/ | V |----/ | / |||||||| \ /\\ * ||\\\\|| \________/ == == Sea Cow Skeleton Cow Base-cow-ball players /-\ (__) __ | | (__) (oo) | ) | | (oo) /--\/--\ |/ | | /\/\ / | | \/ V__/ |/ | | | | |___/|__| --- --- " / \ | | | | | | | | | | | | ------------- catcher (cowtcher) batter (\_/) (o o) -\_/- / \ / (^v^) \ / \ / |-------| \ \/\/\||---||/\/\/ || || || || *** *** BAT COW!!!!! (^v^) \v/ ( ) (oo) \/ /------\ | -------------- | -------------- ___________/ \_______________ /_____________________________________\ {OO o o o o o OO } {OO o o o o o OO } ------------------------------------------------------------------- Cow-weit Forces _____ | OLE | \ (__) \/---- \ (OO) /----\-------\/ | + || ||--------|| || || Cow-rida ~~ ~~ ____ _ _ / // // / / (__) // // o _, __ __. _ /_ __ , (____/(oo)_ (__) (oo) /-------\/ Wallenda's Cow tries / | || a more difficult * ||----|--< exercice on the rope vv v -----------------------------------> * (__) \ (oo) \-------\/ Wallenda's Cow tries | || an even more difficult <--|-----|--< exercice on the rope v v -----------------------------------> (__) (oo) /\/ Wallenda's cow tries * / \__ an impossible thing: \ / /\ \ it's the first cow \/ / \ ^ standing on a rope v \ / ^ ten meters over the \ \/ soil with only one leg! \/| (and without any net!) | v ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Wallenda's cow is the first cow falling for ten meters in front of hundreds of spectators... (__) *_____________(oo) / \/ >----____________----< (__) ( ) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| Blind Cow || || ^^ ^^ /) \\ ( \ / | __ | \_ /__/ \- - - - - - ~ ~ ~ ~ \\ / |\\ ( * ( )|| | ___ ) \ ; \\ (__/ \ /_ \ ] (C \ / \_ _ _ _ _ \ / && /| | !\ : | \ | | ; | / \| | : | | /..\ /./..\ v###Compressed cow###v Same, transmitted over a serial communication line __________ |NEW! | | (__) | | |oo| | Liophilized cows | \/ | (easy to sell). |Just add| | water! | |________| (__) |/o| Pirate's cow, remaining with one eye. \/ +-------+ |FASHION| | | | (___) | | (o o) | | \ / | | O | +-------+ Cow-ver girl + / \ (/ * \) | * | \___/ (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| HOLY COW ______ | | | (__) | (cow-headset) ={(oo)}= /-------\/ / / | || * <--- "MOO MOO MOO, MOO MOO , MOO, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" * ||----|| COWntdown \__/ (--) __\/__ \ |\ |\ || | ^/ |^ \_oo_/ | | | | ^ ^ Pee Wee's Cow (__) __________ (- 0()__________() <--------- /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Tycow Brahe (1546-1601) I don't want to, like, offend anybody, but are we comfortable . with Ptolemy (367-283 BC)? I . mean, it's been over a thousand (__) . years since we had a new idea ?? on the solar system, and the /-------\/ church needs a new heresy... / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cowpernicus (1473-1543) /\ || /------------------------\ /_________________________ \ Well, I guess it beats /| _ _ |\ thumb screws and the rack. | |_| |_| .....|....Are you SURE you can't | (__) . | spare a moment to look | [..] | through my telescope?? | /-------\/ --- | Can I call at least call | / | || | | | Domino's? | * ||----|| |o | | | ^^ ^^ | | | ---------------------------- Cowlileo Cowlilei (1564-1642) (post-Inquisition Hearings) (__) oo "Vielen Danke, Herr Brahe." /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Johannes Cowpler (1571-1630) ___________ /| /| /|| /|| ^ /.|| /.|| ^ ^^ /..|| /(_||_) /...|| /...|| /____|| /....|| (__) || /.....|| oo || / _____|| /-------\/ || ||/ | || |------------------------------/ |-----------------------------/ \ o o o o o / ~~~~~ \ o o o o /~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~|| ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cowlumbus (1451-1506) (Historical inaccuracy: sails were actually square-rigged.) /(__)-----/ / "...and that one word is: Be / oo ||/ prepared." * \/ ----|| || ^^ ^^ J. Danforth Cowayle /--------\ / || || \ * ||----|| * "...(expletive deleted)..." ^^ ^^ Richard Milkhouse Nixon Vegetarian Motto: (__) _--------_ (OO) / |__________| /-------\/ ____/___ XXXXXXXXXX / | || ___/____ __________ * ||----|| / |_ _| ^^ ^^ / -------- / / \ \ / / / / \ \ / / / / \ \ / / -oo- -oo- -oo- (__)// \\(__) (------) (__)// (oo) (oo) ( OOPS ) . . . (oo) /\/\ /\/\ (------) /\/\ / / \ \ / / / / \ \ / / ---- ---- ---- / // \\ \ / // * ^^ oo * * ^^ oo * \\ \---- \ \ \ \ \/\/ (__) (oo)\\ -----(??) (~~) ^^ ________/________\_____ Cow on trapeze Cow Catcher Not Cow Catcher ================ (__) |~~| / \ (oo) | | / o o o \ /\/\ ~~~| / \ \ \==<----------------------------------------------------------- / \ \ \ / /---- \ / / \\ \ / * `----^^----' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Water skiing cow behind cow-bin cruiser oo || (__) (__) (__) (oo) o o (oo) o (oo) /\/\ / \ /\/\ / /\/\ /| | | | | | ---------- | | | | | | |____| |____| | | || || | | ^^ ^^ Victorious Cow politician caught Politician Cow politician cow in the act ________________ | | --------- AAAAAAAAAAH!! ( ) | | ------- ------------------ ( ) / \ / \ : : : : : * : \ / : : : : : : : : ---- ----- Coward -. .- _..-'( (___) )`-.._ ./'. '||\\. (o o) .//||` .`\. ./'.|'.'||||\\|.. \ / ..|//||||`.`|.`\ . ./'..|'.|| |||||\`````` '||||` ''''''/||||| ||.`|..`\. ./'.||'.|||| ||||||||||||.||||||.|||||||||||| ||||.`||.`\. /'|||'.|||||| ||||||||||||{||||||}|||||||||||| ||||||.`|||`\ '.|||'.||||||| ||||||||||||{||||||}|||||||||||| |||||||.`|||.` '.||| ||||||||| |/' ``\||``||||||''||/'' `\| ||||||||| |||.` |/' \./' `\./ \!|\||||/|!/ \./' `\./ `\| V V V }' `\||/' `{ V V V ` ` ` \/ ' ' ' Bull owned by Clarence Thomas,also known as "Long Dong Cow": (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | ___|| / ||\\ || * ~~ \\ ~~ \\ ~ ________________________ (__) / \ (\/) ( Muu- san ! ) /-------\/ --'\________________________/ * | || ||----|| ww ww Japanese Cow \ / V__V (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| WW WW Cow crossed with a Deer ______ _____________________________ (__) I \ | (__) (__) | ______________ (oo) Loove \ | ( oo oo ) |--( Loove yoo too <======\/======> Yoo Babe )| /--------\_| |_/-------\ | -------------- | . . | _________/ | |_____ | | _____| | | | | || || || || | \ / wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww | db | U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U || (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) ^^ (__) (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__) Bull flashing A group of cows in a theatre watching "Love Story" (___) (O O) ~ _/\ /\_ ~ \\/ O \// "Where's the beef?", in honor of Clara Peller of Wendy's advertisement fame? __ (__) \||||/ __||__ _||_ (oo) (oo) `, (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ () / | || / | || / | || / * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----| \/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ Scared cow M. Degrees Cow Cooker cowMoscow Moup | /\ / ^ \ / / __ / \ \/\/ \ / \ \ ) _=_ (^^^^^^^^^^^^^) _\_/ ||====/ \ \^^^^^^^^^^^/ // \ __/_____\___ \ H / // \ /()()()()()()\ | | |() ()| | H H | \()()()()()()/ | | ------------ | H | | | (__) | H H | _________ (oo) ( Moup ) | | / / /-------\/ -/ | H | / PRAVDA / / | || /________/ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ------------------------- | | | ) * | | | | * | | | | (__) | | (oo) | | /-------\/ | | / | || | | * ||----|| | | ^^ ^^ | ------------------------- || || || / \ Home MOOvie. (__) (oo) /--------------------------------- \/ / | NOVEMBER | / | | / | 1 2 | / | 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 | / | 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 | * | 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 | | 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 || ||-----------------------------|| ^^ ^^ COWlendar (__) ==== /------\/ /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Geordi LaForge cow (__) (oo) /------\/ /| #1 | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Will Riker cow (__) SooS /-----S\/S /| )( S * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Deanna Troi cow (with cow-leavage, of course) (__) (__) (oo) ( ) /------\/ /------|| /| | /| @ || (on/off switch) * ||----|| * ||-----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Data cow front view back view (\/) (oo) "Klingons do not develop relationships. /-\\---\/ They conquer what they desire." /| \\ | * ||--\\-|| ^^ ^^ Lt. Worf cow (__) (oo) /-----\\/ /| O * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Dr. Crusher cow __ (oo) "Engage." /------\/ /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Capt. Picard cow __ / \ \__/ ^ ^ (oo) (oo) /------\/ \/------\ /| | | |\ * ||----|| ||----|| X ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ your cow-nscienceCow piccie: ___________________________ | | | I'm off this feed. | | | |____ ________________ | \ / \/ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ ____________ *-\/-------\ / | || \ / / || | \ * ||----|| \________/ * ||----|| * ~~ ~~ || || ~~ ~~ ___________________________ | | | I'm not. Yum yum. | | | |____ ________________ | \ / \/ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ ____________ *-\/-------\ / | || \ / / || | \ * ||----|| \________/ * ||----|| * ~~ ~~ || || ~~ ~~ _______________________________ | | | What about mad cow disease? | | | |____ _____________________| \ / \/ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ ____________ *-\/-------\ / | || \ / / || | \ * ||----|| \________/ * ||----|| * ~~ ~~ || || ~~ ~~ ____________________________ | | | Thats OK. I'm a penguin. | | | |____ __________________| \ / \/ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ ____________ *-\/-------\ / | || \ / / || | \ * ||----|| \________/ * ||----|| * ~~ ~~ || || ~~ ~~ /-\ <( )> | | -- -- | | | | | | _______ | * bird's eye view of a cow * * /\ /\ (/__\) (/__\) /^^------(oo) /^^------(oo) / |. S\/S / |. S\/S * ||\_____|SS * ||\_____|SS || || || || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ " SANTA COWS " w (__) w x \\ (oo) // xx #XX#_||_\/_||#XXXX#, #XXX##~~#~#~###'~ x#____ #X| ~~ |/ \ #| ` | | `| COWPUCCINO | | | |\____/ | | `----------------' `----------------------------------' * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *(_*) * * * * * * * (*o)* * * * * /*-*-*-*\/* * * * * /*|* * *||* * * * * *||*-*-|| * * * * * ~* * ~* * * * cow in snowstorm "Merry merry, Cowmas!" *** (***) (o o) /-------\ / / | ||O * ||----|| ^^ ^^ COW-munist Party Member (__) (oo) (__) __\/__ /^^^\ (oo) /| |\_| o o | /vvv\ |_|____|___\ U / /------\MMM/ |____| |=| / | || | | ^ * ||----|| | | L L Cow-Jo Ha-moo-let (__) * (oo) \__________________\/ | Dear Moo, | | How R U ? | | | |_________________| || || E-moo-ail (__) /00\ /------\##/ /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Darth Vader Cow (__) (oo) /------\/ /| | * ||----|| oooo oooo Cow on Roller Blades __ { } (oo) /------\/ /| | * ||----|| BB BB Tetris Cow Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y _Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_ (__) (oo) /------\/ /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow balancing a tray of wine goblets on her head |||| (oo) /------\/ /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Don King Cow |||| (OO) /------\/ /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Don King Cow after getting an electric shock (__) (oo) "And the human jumped over the moon." /------\/ /| | (_) * ||----|| (_) (") ^^ ^^ (") /---v (_) /---v ~|--| (") ~|--| ~ ~ /---v ~ ~ ~|--| ~ ~ Bovine Nursery Rhymes __ (oo) /------\/ /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Sinead O'Connor Cow /\ / \ (oo) /------\/ /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Conehead Cow / / / / ( ) /| / | / | / /|\ ( ) / |/ ( ) | | / / | | /|\ / / (__) /|\ | | /| / (oo) | | | | / /------\/ | | | |/ /| \===< | / \ | / * ||-----' | / \ / ^^ / \ Cow going people-tipping (__) ( ) /------\/ /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Madonna Cow in "Dick Tracy" (__) (oo) /------\/------\ /| || |\ * ||----||||----|| * ^^ ^^^^ ^^ Siamese Cows (._) (oo. /.---.-\/ .| . .. * |.-.--.| ^^ ^. Cow infected with Peoplepox (__) (oo) "Follow the Yellow Brick Road" /------\/ *||----|| ^^ ^^ Munchkin Cow | | | |(__) ____|(oo) | ___| \/\ ^^ |\ \ | \ \ | | |\ /|\^ | * / | \ | / | \ | / | \ ^ / | \ / | \ / \ / \ / \ / \ Cow hanging out on a 14' extension ladder | | | | | | | | | /|\ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ / \ / \ / \ / \ vv vv / \ * || || /\ / \ \|_____|_(xx) Cow after falling off 14' extension ladder (__) (00) /------\/ /| CHiP | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Erik Estrada Cow (__) (oo) --------------------------------------\\/--------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Endless Cow (__) (oo) /------\/ /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /------\/ /------\/ /| | /| | * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ BiZarre Cow Triangle /^~~^~\ _____ ( o o ) |~~~~~| \( )/ | o o | /------\_/ =| |= /( ) /-------\ ~~~ / / \_||---|| /| ----- * || || * ||--------|| || || Mar-cow-icz Frankencow |\/\/\/| | | | (o)(o) C _) /-----| '__| /| ----- * ||-------|| || || Cow Simpson begin (___); (o o); /-----\_/; /| ); / ||----||; * || ||; end. PascowProgramming Cownstructs: _----_-------_ (__) / ++ \ \ (oo) / ++ \ \ while ( ! /-------\/ | +--+ | -------- ) ; / | || | | | | + + + | * ||----|| | | | | | ^^ ^^ /* Infinite loop (Loop until the cows come home) */ (__) (oo) __ (__) -------- -------- \ |\/| | \| (oo) -> | | -> | | -> \ |--| |--\ \/ ||----|| ||----|| * | | | |* ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ headptr .next .next tailptr BEGIN END ; /* Use mooalloc to build a linked list */ (__) __ __ __ __ (oo) )( )( )( )( /-------\/ ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) IF THEN / |ELSIE|| [ | M| |MI| |LK| |K | ] * ||----|| [ (__) (__) (__) (__) ] ^^ ^^ [_____________________] Elsie the conditional cow CASE full OF milkLanguage Cows: (__) (__) (oo); (::); \/ \/ { || (__) (__) ^^ } (oo) (oo) {/-------\/ {/-------\/ { / { ------- / | |; / | |; / | || * ||----|; * ||----|; * } ---- } ^^ ^^} ^^ ^^} K&R COW ANSI COW COW++ Ordinary cow With forward declaration Object oriented cow TYPE cow = RECORD (__) ( ((__)) horns: (__); (99) (((,,))) ) eyes: BooLEAN; /ADD HAY\/ ( /,,,,,,,\/ nose: \/; / |GIVING| /(( )) body: bodytype; * ||MILK|| * (((,,,,))) tail: ^cow; ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ) feet: ARRAY [1..4] OF '^'; END; COWBOL Cowmmon LISP PascowlCows on the Moove: /------------------ (__) (__) / | MAYCOWER <| | (oo) (oo) / | MOOVERS (__) | \/ /--------*__/-------\/ * | ___|-|| / |MU-HAUL| | || -||-||--------||---|| * ||-----|| ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Should we hire it done... Or do it ourselves? (__) (__) (oo) (!!) /-------\/---[-]---\/---------\ / | 10 | " "| 9 | \ * ||----| |------|| * Cow Shaking Hands | | | | Cow at 0.99999 c VV ||(__)VV \\(oo)|| \|\/|// * | |/ \__| |__VV \ ___/ || || ^^ Cow-ctus _(__)_ (oo) ___\/___ // \/ \\ /__/ | \__\ ^^ | ^^ | | | |___|___| ^^ ^^ Cow-llege Grad (__) (__) (oo) (oo) ___\/___ /=======\/ ()\_ _/() / || || () \ / () * || || // |_| \\ ^^ ^^ / /\/\ \ Cow-prah (thin phase) / /\ \ ( | \ \ \ \ \ \ _\_\ \_\_ Mino-cow-r vv vv vv vv vv vv // (__) || \\ (__) || // (__) || \\ (oo) // \\ (oo) // \\ (oo) // \\__\/__// \\__\/__// \\__\/__// \ / \ / \ / | | | | | | | | | | | | |||||||||| Z____||||||||||____Z |||||||||| // \\ Z_______/ \________Z // \\ \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ 1. 2. 3. Pas-de-vache vv vv (__) (__) \\ // (__) (__) (oo) (oo) // \\ (oo) (oo) __\/__ __\/__// \\ __\/__ __\/__ // \\ // / \ \\ // \\ //| |\\ //| | | |\\ //| |\\ \\| |// \\| | | |// \\| |// |||||||||| Z___|||||||||| ||||||||||___Z |||||||||| // \\ Z--------|| ||--------Z // \\ \\ // || || \\ // \\ // || || \\ // AA AA AA AA AA AA 1. 2. 3. 4. Irish Cow-ntry Dancing (__) (__) (__) ( oo ) ( oo ) ( oo ) /------ \/ /------ \/ /------ \/ / | || (ma) / | || (ma) / | || (ma) * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ( ) (__) (__) /\ @@ ( ) ( oo ) ( oo ) \ \ \----(oo) | O | /------ \/ /------ \/ __\ \__i---i\/__| | / | || (ma) / | || (ma) ________________ | ||----|| * ||----|| | O | (chameleon) (__) ( oo ) /------- \/ / | || abunga * ||----|| (__) .( *- ) . \ o/ cow-lifornia /----\ \/ girl / OO \/ \ /__\ || || /||\ /\ / \ {^^^^} / \ / \ { } / \ ( ) \{____}/ ( ) | | ( oo ) | | | | --\ \/ /-- | | | | | | |*| |---------------------------| | |----| | | * /\ * | --| |-- | | | | | | |-----------| |------------| _| |_ cow-munist (__) (oo) ___-\/-___ / \ / ) ^ ^ ( \ | ) | | ( | @@@ | ( ) | @@@ ___ @@ | . | @@ (___) / _ \ | | / ) ( \ __| |__ | / \ | |_______| | ) ( | | ( ) | \ / \ / | (o o) | V V | \ / | |-------| The Ulti-moo-t Warrior |_______| Pina-Cow-lada ___________ \ \/ \/ / \ \/__\/ / Hey Rocky!! \ " T " " F " |^oo^|__/ \ / \../ \/ \___________/ /\/\ / Bull-ean /|^^|\/ \ |^^| \|^^| /\__\ | | | | _ _ _ _ /\ /\ |||| |||| (___)_/ / \__/ / \ Bull-winkle (x x) | \../_____________/ \_______* () Cow-lapse _____________________________________________________________ | _________ ____ _ \ ____ | | | | | | | |\ /| / \ \ | | | | |----| |---- | | \/ | |___| |___ | | | | | |____ |____ | | | | ____| | | ___________________________ | | | | | | | Could I have (__) | | | | a refill? -- (oo) | | | | (_)] / \/ \ / | __________ | | | |\/| \/ |____| \/ | | | | | | (oo) _----------_ | | | | | | /\\/_(_)_ ---____--- | | | | | | | |\__/ | | | | | |_|_|_______________________| | __ | | | | | | | | | | |____________________________________|__________|___________| CALFE' ____ Drinks | | | | | | ) ) | | ( ( ) ) | __ | _____ ______ ( ( |//\\//| | |- |___--_| ______ _ |/ \/ | | | | | /\ | | | | | COWKE | | |/ | /\\/\| | |/ | | |_____| |_\/_\/| |______| |________| Cow-cow Al-cow-hol Cow - fee Cow-ca cola _________________________ * / \_ (__) / \\ \/-------(\/) / ____/ \/ ____ | |---------------------| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | COW - MIKAZE* (__) \ (oo) \----------\/ | | | | || ||-|-|-|-|| ^^ | | | ^^ | | | | | | Cow in Macy's Day Parade (__) (oo) ---\/--- /----------------------- | * |___@------------------------ |----------@------------------------ | | \----------------------- |\----/| | | -------- / | | / | | * ^ ^Spider-cow (__) /(oo)\ | | | | | | | | ------ || || || --Cowsicle t /---\ /R.I.P\ | | | | | | ------- Cow at OK Cowral _______________________________ /A funny thing happended to me | (__) /on my way to the pasture..... | (oo)/\-------------------------------- / \/ \ /| |\ / | T___| | | | ^ | | | | | | /------ | | | | | | * | | ^ ^Stand-up Cowmic (__) (oo) / \/ \ | () |----\ ______| () |-----\/ __|______\_()__|__/__/\\[} / --- | / \\ --- |[] / \ \ \ / / \ | @ | \_^___/ | @ | \ / \ / --- --- Hell's Angel Cow (__) (__) oo ) (oo) |_/\------\/ | NPN || ||-----|| ^^ ^^ A BiPolar Cow oo A Cow in a snow storm -or- the Invisible Cow ____________________________ \ \ | Moosbury, TX ....... 1.28 | \ Cownton, MO ........ 0.36 \ | Bullingham, MD .... 10.45 | \ Cowlidge, VA ....... 4.56 \ | ---- | \ TOTAL.............. 16.66 \ | | \ ^__^ \ | (oo) | \ \/ \ | Cow | \ Bell \ |__________________________| Son [wife/girlfriend?] of Phone Bull =\ =| (==) (oo) /-------\/ / | | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Kicking Bull =\ =| (==) (oo) /-------\/ / | | * ||----|\_o ^^ ^ Kicking Bull kicking ball =\ =| * . . (==) * \ / (oo) * ___\/___ |--_\==*-\ | ____ | | /| |\ \ | ---- | | \_\ \_\_ \ |______| \ \_ \__ \___ / \ \__ \__ \__ / \__ \__ / \____/ Kicking Bull kicking back smoking peace pipe (Pipe of Trancowlity) \||/ (oo) _\/_ / \ _\_ _/_ / __ __ \ \___\/___/ Kicking Bull's brother, Swami Bull (___) (___) (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | ( )||O * ||,---|| * ||,---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ A Bull Abominable Noble (a-bomb-in-a-bull) (no-bull) \_\ ____________(oo) /| Moo-serati \/ / |___________|| * || || ~~ ~~ Sports Cow (___) (~ ~) \o/ /- -\ // \\ //| |\\ \\|=%=|// \# _ #/ // \\ // \\ || || /| |\ Billy the Cow ___/__/_ // (o o)\\ / __ ____//\__\./__\\____/ _ /|> | _ | \ __ - | ___ | | ___ | _ L_ / . \ |_____/ / . \ _D __ \___/ \___/ Cowpe' -------------- / / / / -------------- \ (__) \ |\ (oo) \ | \-------\/----- | | | \ | | \ | | \| | -------------- Schrodenger's Cow ___________________________ | (__) \ | (oo) - | /-------\/ \____ | / | || ____| | * ||----|| / | ~~ ~~ - |___________________________/ Famous American myth, the cow in the coke bottle. +------------------< COWTRIS >-------------------+ | | | SCORE: 213 NEXT: HHHH | | H | | | +------+ . +------+ | | . . | | | | . . | | | | . +--+ | | | | . | | | | | | +--(__)--+ | | | | | (oo) | | | | | +--+\/+--+ | | | | | | | | | | +--+ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | (__) | | | (oo) | | |--+--+--(__) (__)--+ +\/+ | | | | | (oo) (oo) | | | | | +--(__)--+\/+ +--+\/+--+ +--+ | | | (oo) | | | | | | | | | +--+\/+--(__) +--+--+--(__) +--+ | | | | | (oo) | | | (oo) | | | | +--+--+--+\/+---+--+--+--+\/+---+--+ | | | +------------------------------------------------+ " __" __ (__) (__) (__) (--) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || || / / | 123 || / | || / | || * ||w---|| / * ||w---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| ~~ ~~/ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow-a-bunga Cow-q-later Holy-Cow Utter disaster (___) (___) (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / / | ****||O / | ||O * ||,---|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ General Bull-it Bull __ ( ) ( ) (__) (oo) /----------\/ / | || * || || ~~ ~~ Marge Simpson-type cow (__) (OO) \/ /----\ | | /------------\ | US | |------------| |-| |-| |-| |-| Cow in a tank| ||~~~~~~~~~~|| (__)|||\___ (OO)||| \/||/---- | |---------| This cow belongs to Greg Louganis (_) \ /----\ || | * ^^ ^ Baby cow (__) (__) (OO) (OO) \/ \// \| |==<| || | | | \/ \/ || || || || ^^ ^^ Bully (__) (\/) \// \| | /| |/ \/ | | ^ Karate Cow (__) (oo) === -\/ ==|----\ ~~ &**~~ ( ) ( ) ~~ ~~ Cow-a-saki /\ || || |\ || |_> A A || | \ ((___)) || | | XXXXX || | |X0( == || | X\_|\_ |____________==== \ /\| \O ______|\/ \_ \\ ____/ OO | \@ / \ \\ | O======O |********| Cow-nan the /***\*****| Barbarian... /***/|*****| \***\|*****| ---/\-----/ \ | | \__| | /_/\___/ /_\ '\ /\ z_\/_o_ |\ (__) /| \ ( oo ____/_|____\___ /\_| ) | ) \ ------\ ..........................)...] ) \ -----\ ) | ) \ \ ) | ) ` ` ` / / _ )____|________) _ ` ` ` ` / \ \ ) -_________|____________- ( ` ` ` ` ` * \ \ \ ` ` ` / ` ` ` _________^^^^______/ \ ` `` ( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`~~~~~ A Cow skating water in Miami Bay with an incient boat. ( Sunny Weather ) \ / \___/ Cheshire cow .. .. . . || (__) || U (OO) U ^ /\/\ ^ \\ / \// \ H20 / XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Chem-MOO-st (with test tubes and safety goggles) (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || ||----|| ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || ||----|| ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || ||----|| ||----|| ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Pascow's Triangle ** ||\ || \ __ || \ _____________________/ | || \ \ | (__) || \ | _/ o=====WW=]-) || \ | / || \/-------\ \ \ | \\_|| | \ \ \_ / \---------------------------/ \____ ______ | \-------------------------/ \_/ \ \ \-----------------------/ \_| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Christopher Cow-lumbus (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo (_) /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| oo) / / \\/ / \\/ / \\/ / \\/ / \\/ / \\/ / \\/ / \\/ >--\\ \================/===============/===============/===============/==========/ www==============/===============/===============/===============/==========www wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww/wwwwwwwwwwwwwww/wwwwwwwwwwwwwww/wwwwwwwwwwwwwww/wwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwww/wwwwwwwwwwwwwww/wwwwwwwwwwwwwww/wwwwwwwwwwwwwww/wwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwww()wwwwwwwwwwwwww()wwwwwwwwwwwwww()wwwwwwwwwwwwww()wwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Cow eight on the Cownecticut River /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / (__) \ / (--) \ / /-------\/ \ / / | || \ / * ||----|| \ / ^^ ^^ \ /________________________\ Warning! Free blind cows | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | .::. (__) | ..'::::`.. (oo) | ;:' (__) `;. % \/ % | / \ `:: (oo) ::' _\/| |\/ {~} | /{~}\ {~} `:: \/ ::' ~~\ | |~~ =====o \ - / \ , - `::::' ~~\ /uu\\~~~ | | | | \//| | || ~~~\ \ / \~~~ |_| | | ~ |_| || ~~~\ ~ ~ \~~~~ \ \ ,----- (__) / / || ~~~~ \ /~~~~~~ / / *( | `-(**) \ \ || ~~~~ \/~~~~~~ ~ '~ ;===|\___' \/===; ~` ~ COWliflower Cowlifornia Cow Cow meets LAPD (Cowlifornia) >>>>>>======------THE "COW"NT DOWN------======<<<<<< (__) (oo) /------\/ TEN ./ |______| || || ~~ ~~ (__) (oo) /------\/ ./ |______| NINE || || ~~ ~~ (__) (oo) /------\/ ./ |______| EIGHT || || ~~ ~~ (__) (oo) /------\/ ./ |______| SEVEN || || ~~ ~~ (__) (oo) /------\/ SIX ./ |______| || || ~~ ~~ (__) (oo) /------\/ ./ |______| FIVE || || ~~ ~~ (__) (oo) /------\/ ./ |______| FOUR || || ~~ ~~ (__) (oo) /------\/ ./ |______| THREE || || ~~ ~~ (__) (oo) /------\/ TWO ./ |______| || || ~~ ~~ v v > - < < > ~ . BOOM! > ( _ _ ) < . . . ( o o ) . . > < ONE > /------\ / < . . ./ |______| . ||^^^ || . < . ~~^^ ^~~ COW-POWIE!!! +-----------------------------------------------------------------------+ | ~~\ | | | _____ | | XX | (/_____\) | | XX / | - - | | | __\/ \ / | | / \ _|\o/|_ | | / \ / \ | | / \ \ / / | | \ \_/ / | | A |\_m_/| | | COW-MOO-NISTS \___/ | | / \ | | | | | | X X | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------+ _ _ ((___)) [ x x ] I killed the cow. \ / (` ') (U) ________Y / Ride | < or | \ DIE! | --------| / / ..#. ... .#.. / .#. .#. .. .. .#. .#. | .#. /#..........#\ .#. | ( #. .# ) | | ( # # ) | | ( ) | | \ @ @ / | L_______________ ( ) | /---------------------------( () () ) |/ \ / L| \ (--) / | uuuuuu | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |---------------------| | |-/ | | | VVVV | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ | | / \ | |-| |-| |-| |-| |#| |#| COWASOCKI |#| |#| |#| |#| |#| |#| |#| |#| |#| |#| --O-- --O-- ______________________ }__{ / \ (00) ( ) :****** \/ ==='\________________________/' : # ## ##****## (Silent cow) "" "" * * * . ## .... ##. . . .. ## ... ... ## .. .' ## ## '. . ## ## . 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Beauty Cow . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. . . . . . .... ..... ________________________ (__) / \ (oo) ( Meet our great leader! ) /-------\/ --'\________________________/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ # # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ### ### M M OOOO OOOO ### ###### ### MM MM O O O O ####### ####### M M M M O O O O # # M M M O O O O # ### ### # M M O O O O # # # # # # M M OOOO OOOO # # ### # ### # \\ # ### ### # \\ # # \\________ # ######## # \-------- # # ## ## # # # # # # ######### # # #### # # ###### ###### #### ########################### ### ## ## ## # # # ## # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #### # # # # ##### # # ### # # # # # # # ##################### ######### # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # ##### ### #### #### ###### ### ###### ###### |--------------------------------------------------| | / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ | | / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ | |--------------------o-----------------------------| | \ | | \ | | \ | | \ | | \ | | \^ * | | o\ \ | | \\ \ | | \\----\ | | | | | | | | | | | | /n | | | / o| | | \\\\-\ o| | | \\\\ \u | | v \\ | | v | |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| "Cow-a-bungee, Dude!" (bungee-jumping cow). ~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~ (__) 0 ~~~~~~~~~ (bb) / ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ____________________\/__/__________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \ / / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / 0 Cow having second thoughts about kayaking in the surf. (__) (oo) _____ \/ \\___________ / \ >--------| | >______/| |\______E \__________/\______E Radically Horizontal Ultimate Frisbee Cow * ** *** 8** &** ( ___ ) ** *+ + \o o/ * ** \ / **** U *** + +* ** %%% **** *** **** A little peice of the Cowsmos (Courtesy of Cowrl Sagan) (___) (0 0) /------\ / /| |O * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow in Gas Mask (__) (cc) /------ \/ /| | * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow having out-of-body experience /------\ /| | (__) * ||----|| (vv) ~~ ~~ \/ Post-Guillotine Cow ----------------- | (__) | | (oo) | | \/ | | ========== | | | ~~~ | / | | | ~O~ | () | | | /|\ | /\ | Cow mounted on wall above fireplace (__) ______(00) / \/ |/ \___\ Tour de France cow _L__ _|_ / | \ \// | \ \___/-+-\___/ (__) _______(oo) /| O O O \/ || O O || Olympic cow ||-----|| ^^ ^^ === ( | | ) \| |/ / \ / \ | o o | | | Milky cow | \_/ | |_____| \ (~~) |\ |{(--)}| / | |{{\/}}| /| (~~) ,, | ___ \/| |\/ | {(--)}&& (~~) ,, || | .----.---| {{\/}// {(--)}%% || |( the )--| /| //\ {{\/}// ||___|( herd )| | \ /`'/ /| //\ .^.' `. .----..^.^. {__/ __\ /`'/ ------------------------ / \ \ {__/\___ | | / / ~. '' | | .~ .~ -------------------------------------------------------------- A Rock Cowncert ______________________________________________________________________ | __________________________________________________________________ | | | PASTURAL RESERVE NOTE | | | | 1 ()----------------------------------------------------() 1 | | | | () THE UNITED STABLES OF AMERICA () | | | | ) __________ ( | | | | ( ) / \ ( L O5773915B ) | | | | | ) ((___ )) ( grazington d.c. | | | | | | 12 ) , , ( 12 | | | | | | L ),,, o o ( | | | | | | ),,, \ /, ( | | | | | ( L O5773915B ) __ \ /_ ( ) | | | | ) 12 k.... s.... ) \/ ( z.... d... 12 ( | | | | () ______ ======== ______ () | | | | 1 ()-------------- ONE COWLLAR --------------() 1 | | | |__________________________________________________________________| | |______________________________________________________________________| /| |\ ________________ / \ / \ } \ \ \____________/ / \ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ~~~ ~ \ ( ) \ ~ ~ ~~~ ~~ ~ ~~ \ \ / \ ~~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~~~ \ \ () () / \ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~ \ \ ___ ^ ___/ \ ~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~ \ \ / / \ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~. \ ___\ /___ / \ ~ ~~ (__) \ \\\ \ / /// / \ ~~ ~ \/ \ ---\\\ \__/ ///--- (_()_) \_________________} ` ' COWMAN The Cownstitution _______________ @@@@ (__) % / /\ @@@@@@ __ (oo) | __ __ /______________/ \@@@@@@ (__) \/ | (__) (__) | | ..| @@@@ U (__) {| |\/| (__) (__) | | | || /---V ..\ /.. { | | }| ...\ /..\ /... | | | || * |--| ........ { || }| ................ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ""||"" | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~ | Living in the cowntry Christopher Cowlumbus (__) vv vv (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo)//\\ //\\ * (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \\ \/ \ ----\\-// \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \\ / | | | | | | | | | | \ -------------- |%%| |%%| |%%| |%%| |%%| -,,---------,,- || || || || || || || || || || ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ at the Psycowlogist Group Encownter (__) (vv) \/ ^^^--^^^ <\-------/> \\-===-// /\\===//-\ /---===----\ /----===-----\ /uuuuuuuuuuuuuu\ ~ ~ cow-belle (__) (oo) --\/-- -------- /( )--/> Pull ! / ______O------------ -> Pull ! *---<_ / / / / / .,......,.,,,,.,...,,m.m.,.,,,.,.....,.,..,...,.,..,.,..,. low flying kiting cow, getin' it somehow wrong.... . . . . . . . . .. ,------._(__) . . .. . .. * | \ ( oo .. . . ..... mm====>----=\/====OO------------------ .,,.,,,,,..,..,..,..,.,..,..,.,..,,..,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,...,,,., The same low flying kiting cow after getin' it teribly wrong = * (__) = \ (oo) = \--------\/ = | || __@ = = ||-----||__________________|_`\<,_ = = (oo) (oo) (_)/ (_) = Re:cycle-cowbegin 644 UUECOW M#0H@*B`@("`@("`@("A?7RD@("`-"B`@7"`@("`@("`@*&]O*2`@(`T*("`@B M7"TM+2TM+2TM7"\-"B`@("!\("`@92`@?'P@("`@("`@("!5545#3U<@#0H@B D("`@?'QU=2TM+7Q\#0H@("`@?GX@("`@('Y^("`@("`-"@T*)``enduuencoded cow -------- - - |___________| XXXXXXXXXXX ----------- |_ _| --------- "McCow" (_) \o o/ \ / /| - |\ / | | \ ------------------------------ | IRS | | | | | | | ------------------------------ Acowntant _________________________ / \ / B U R G E R K I N G \ / \ I=============================I \ / \ FLAME GRILLED WHOPPER / \_________________________/ David Koresh's Cowsick? surely not! ______________________ / \ ( Je vous ai compris ! ) /\______________________/ __ / |__|__ / (oo) ---' /-------\/ / | || * ||\__/|| || || || || ^^ ^^This cow belonged to Charles de Gaulle :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: >> NOTE: When drawing new cows, please DO NOT use tabs! 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',__) '--` `--' To the TMNT Fan Club Page: http://surf.to/TMNT -=[ Chilly Willy ]=- 11/98 _ .'`_:--"""'. .-. .' ,' .---' \_ / \.-'/ / .' .-/`0\ \ /._| | | / 0\ | '-' | | \ \ |_/_, \_| '. \__/___.' \ _:-'`\.-' '. / / , `;-.\__.-;___/| / | \_.-' / | ; / , | | |/`| | ; ,__/ | / '.__ _ \____/----. jgs .-' /`` `-.__/ `.___/ SEASONAL: -=[ Birthday greeting ]=- 11/98 . . *+*+* + * .---, } * ||||| .---. /# `\ .--. { ) @@.@.@.@@ / \ . | | / \ } ( |'='='='| |# | '. _/ |# | + @@.@.@.@.@@ '._ _,/ `(^ \_ _.' + * ) |'='='='='| (^ + ) (^ * . @@.@.@.@.@.@@ ) * ( ) _ _ ___ ___ ___+__ __ ___ _ ___ ___+ _ _ ___ ___ __ *__ ( | | |/ \| \| \\ \/ / | _ \| || \| || | || \/ \\ \/ / ) | || - || -_/| -_/ \ / | _ <| || - / | | | || | || - | \ / jgs |_|_||_|_||_| |_| /_/ |___/|_||_._\ |_| |_|_||___/|_|_| /_/ .---. / \ * .---. * |# | + / \ + ) \ / *+*+*+*+*+*+*+* ( |# | ( `-.' ||||||||||||||| ) '. _/ * ^) @^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@ + `(' / {-= H A P P Y =-} _((><))_ \ * jgs ( @^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@ |___||___| ) + _{B I R T H D A Y}_ |---||---| (` @^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@ `) |___||___| `"""""""""""""""""""` -=[ wedding cake ]=- 11/98 O O /Y/|\ /_<< )~~~( @@@@@@@@@ )'-'-'( @@@@@@@@@@@@@ ) * * * ( )'-''-''-'( @@@@@@@@@@@@@ || || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ) * * * * *( )'-''-''-''-''-( )* * * * * ( @@@@@@@@@@@@@@JGS@ -=[ rings ]=- 11/98 ,-==-, \/\/\/ \\// .-''-. .'.-""-.'.---. / / .'\ \--.'. | | / /| | \ \ \ \ | | / / | | '.'-:\ \.' / / '---; '-..-'.' jgs `'----' -=[ tree ]=- 11/98 \'/ -= * =- {.} {.-'} {`_.-'} {-` _.-'} `":=:"` jgs `---` *.+ +. * +' . + *.+ +. * +' . + *.+ +. * +' . + *. ___ ___ _ ___ _ ___ + / _]| _]| | [ ]| | / _] | (_ | _]| |_ | | | || (_ + ' \___]|___]|___]|_| |_| \___] . 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()`"""` \/ // \/ `""""`() () //\\ () + * << >> \\// . . jgs \/ () + *.+ +. * +' . + *.+ +. * +' . + *.+ +. * +' . + *. -=[ snowflakes ]=- 11/98 <>_ _<> \_\_._/_/ ___\_|_/___ <><___><_><___><> _/_|_\_ jgs /_/ ' \_\ <> <> () /\ //\\ << >> () \\// () ()._____ /\ \\ /\ _____.() \.--.\ //\\ //\\ //\\ /.--./ \\__\\/__\//__\//__\\/__// '--/\\--//\--//\--/\\--' \\\\///\\//\\\//// ()-= >>\\< <\\> >\\<< =-() ////\\\//\\///\\\\ .--\\/--\//--\//--\//--. //""/\\""//\""//\""//\""\\ /'--'/ \\// \\// \\// \'--'\ ()`"""` \/ // \/ `""""`() () //\\ () << >> jgs \\// \/ () /\ //\\ \\// _____ \\ _____ \.--.\ //\\ /.--./ \\__\\____//__\\____//__// '---\\--/\\--//\--//---' \\// \\// \\// // \\ \\ //\\ //\\ //\\ .---//--\\/--\\/--\\---. //""//""""\\""//""""\\""\\ /'--'/ \\// \'--'\ `"""` // `""""` //\\ jgs \\// \/ () /\ ()__ \/ __() \_\__/\__/_/ \_//\\_/ _/_\\//_\_ /_/ `\/` \_\ () /\ () jgs \/ () () /\ ()__ \/ __() \_\__/\__/_/ \_/\/\_/ _/_\/\/_\_ /_/ `\/` \_\ () /\ () jgs \/ () -=[ smiley face santa ]=- 11/98 .-""""""""""-. / `\ / .--.---.-.-.--.-;. ; { ' . 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':::;( < ' _ '::;> \ (9) _ :::;( | / \ ::;`> | / | :;( | ( <=- .::;> ( a) )=- .::;( '-' <=- .::;> )==- ::::( , <==- :::(,-'( )=- ':: _.-> <==- ':.' _( <==- .:'_ ( )==- .::' '-> <=- .:;(`'.( `) ':;> ` .-. < :;( <`.':\ ) :;> < :/<_/ < .:;> < '`---'` .::(` jgs < .:;>' `-..:::-'` , , \:.|`._ /\/;.:':::;;;._ < .' ':::;( < ' _ '::;> \ (9) _ :::;( | / \ \\:;`> | / | //:;( | ( <=- .::;> ( a) )=- .::;( '-' <=- _.::;> )==.'_(::( , <==- ~_ >(,-'( )=- '._(: _.~> <==- ':.' _( <==- .:'_ ( )==- .::' '~> <=- .:;(`'.( `) ':;> ` .-. < :;( <`.':\ ) :;> < :/<_/ < .:;> < `---'` .::(` jgs < .:;>' `-..:::-'` -=[ eagle/falcon ]=- 11/98 _.------. _.-` ('>.-`"""-. '.__.---'` _'` _ .--.) jgs -' '-.-';` ` ' - _.' ``'--. '---` .-'""` /` .------._ .-"""`-.<') `-._ (.--. _ `._ `'---.__.' ` `;'-.-' '- .--'`` '._ - ' `""'-. `---' jgs `\ .------._ .-"""`-.<') `-._ (.--. _ `._ `'---.__.-' ` `;'-.-' '- ._ .--'`` '._ - ' . `""'-. `---' , `\ `\ .' `'. 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'._____.' \ ;::' .; | ::| .-| '|-. / | . / .:\ | \ | | ::| .:::'| | .| | ( ') ':' (. )::| |: | |; ;|:: | `| |' | | \ / |' | | (_(_| |_/`"""`\_| |_)_) jgs (_(_(_) (_)_)_) -=[ teddy bears ]=- 11/98 __ __ / \ / \\""'-./ \ e\__o | e / | | ,__/ \_______/ / \\ / | \ \\_ ; \ \_ |_) | \___) | _ | /_-/ | jgs _; ----/ |__/ \_\__________/ __ / \ __ \.-'""// \ o__/a / | \ a | \__ | \_______/ // \ _// / | \ (_| _/ / ; _ | (___/ | | \-_\ | \__| \---- ;_ jgs \__________/_/ __ __ __ / \ / \ __ / \\""'-./ _ _ \.-'""// \ \ e\__o / \ / \ o__/a / | e / | | ` | | \ a | | ,__/ \ / \__, | \_______/ \ / \_______/ / \\ ' // \ / | \ \\_ _// / | \ ; \ \_ |_) (_| _/ / ; | \___) | _ _ | (___/ | | /_-/ | | \-_\ | jgs _; ----/ |__/ \__| \---- ;_ \_\__________/ \__________/_/ PEOPLE: -=[ Elvis? ]=- 11/98 __ /` `'-. | _ `\ \'-,'` \ | /a a | / |/_ //) \ __, `/ .'`\___.'('-.__ /__ ; /_ \ `\ .`))'`\.'` \___\ \ / (( |o )) \ / )) | (( \ .--._ / (( |o ))\_. | `-, `',,,._.-' '-./)) | (.' / '--`//// '-._ _.' 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'-._ _.-' `'-'` -=[ woman spanking man ]=- 11/98 ,S&S&S&s, S&C ^^>S& &S`\_ =_)`S .-) (-. / /\ /\ \ ||||| / (_ \/ _) \/ @@ .-._ \ \)____(__|c _\ \__) //)|\\ ( \ _( .-._\ // __\____\ \/_ __ \__)\/ /) ) ) ) \___(__\ \ \/ /` / | / | \ /` | | | | `' \ | \ | jgs (\\ (\\ Y\_\Y\_\ -=[ frown face ]=- 11/98 _,,,,,,,_ ,88888888888, ,888' `888, 888' 0 0 `888 888 0 888 888 888 888 ,000, 888 888, 0 0 ,888 '888, ,888' '8JGS8888888' ```````` RELIGION: -=[ angel ]=- 11/98 -==- {\ ssss /} { \sS""Ss/ } { SS\__/SS } { /`\/`\ } {_| ( ) |_} \/)(\/ | | | | jgs / \ `""""""` -=[ angel ]=- 11/98 __ -=- __ /-.\//\/.-\ | \\_// | | / Y \ | | //)=(\\ | |/` | | `\| | _/| |\_ | |/ | | \| jgs |_| -=[ devil ]=- 11/98 v (__)v | v /\/\\_|_/ _\__/ | / \/`\<`) \ ( |\_/ /)))-( | / /^ ^ \ | / )^/\^( | jgs )_//`__>> | # #` | -=[ praying ]=- 11/98 .-.._ (_.- )) )' ) )) \_( (( _ )) ) ) |\\ /'-( ( \/\/ / ) ) \ / ( ( '-; ) ) / ( ( / ) ) | ( ( jgs \ ( ) `----`----` .---. /-====) | / '( / / _/ | |-( _ / | \ //| / \ \/\/ | |\ / `-;./ ;-' | \ | \ _/ | jgs .--/ / `''---`-----` MYTHOS: -=[ griffon, gryffin, however you want to spell it ]=- 11/98 .---. |. \ __ _, \:. \ __.-_ ` ( |:: \ /__ e> | /:: ; _ ` _) , / /::' | _`\_ `""`/ (__.:::' | ('-\ \ / `::' ( | (-`\`\/ .--. ( ) | \| , ( ) ) ( ; | / '. (/) | / | /\.-' `\ ((/ / / / / | || ____ _/ /_ \ '-._|. `\ /.--.\ ('-/.--) '.___ \_`; // `) ( .--...__`) |`\\__// (_\ jgs (((---....___/ '--' ` MISC -=[ Hershey kiss ]=- 11/98 __ .' '. / .-.\ __ / ( `\ K`-. / '-. `-._I`-. / `'. '-.S`'. .' \ `\S | /` | '-' \ / `--------------' -=[ pickles ]=- 11/98 (\.-. | o \ \O o \ .---, \o o'--'`o O/ (\_ jgs '.o O o _.' /o'. `"----'` \ O \ | o| .'o / .-'o O/ ( o O.' `"""` ___________ [___________] / \ /~~^~^~^~^~^~^\ |===============| | P I C K L E S | | ,-. __ | | \ ,'-'. ) | | '._'_;' | ;===============; jgs \ / `"""""``""""` -=[ fence ]=- 11/98 /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ _||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_ -||-||-||-||-||-||-||-||-||-||- || || || || || || || || || || _||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_ -||-||-||-||-||-||-||-||-||-||- ^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ ribbon ]=- 11/98 .-. / _ \ / / \ \ | | | | \ \ / \ \ / \ \ / / \ \ | / \ | jgs |/ \| -=[ guitar ]=- 11/98 .--._ `-, `''-._ '--``'-._'-._ _ ___ '-._'-._ ( `-._.-' '-, '-._'-:_) .--. \ '-,_'-._ (.-'`, \ _.-' '-.//'-._ _ .-.| ( .-'`_.-._// ;-.| '--'-.`-' '._.' / jgs `'. .' `'-----'` -=[ pen and paper ]=- 10/98 , /) // (/ _/ ______ ) ( (-----( /INK\ \ \ \___/ \ \ jgs _)_____) `------` PLANTS/FLOWERS: -=[ cactus ]=- 11/98 w /'\ |`| _ |'| _ /.\ |`| /,\ |'(_|.|_).| \.'`.'`.`'/ `--.'.--' |.| |`| jgs |.| `'`'`'`'`'`'`' SPORTS: -=[ bowling frames ]=- 11/98 _____________________________________________________________ |__1__|__2__|__3__|__4__|__5__|__6__|__7__|__8__|__9__|__10___| | |X| 8|/| 3|6| |X| 9|/| 8|/| |X| 9|/| 9|G| X|X|X| | 20 | 33 | 42 | 62 | 80 | 100 | 120 | 139 | 148 | 178 | '-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-------' ____________________________________________________________ |__1__|__2__|__3__|__4__|__5__|__6__|__7__|__8__|__9__|__10__| | |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_|_| | | | | | | | | | | | |_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|______| -=[ bowling ball ]=- 11/98 _....._ .;;' '-. .;;: _ '. /;;:'(_) \ |;;:'_ _ | |;;:(_) (_) | |;;::. | \;;::. / ';;::. .' '-;;:.. _.-' jgs ''''' -=[ bowling ball and pins ]=- 11/98 .-. .-.\ / .-. \ /|=| \ / |=| \ |=| / \ ---./ \ | / .. \ | | |# ' | | jgs '._\ /_.' '---' .-. / \ ____\___/ \ /\ / \____ |\ | \ __ ((() / / -= / \ ///\ _jgs____/___/________________________________-=______\__/______\\\/ -=[ fishing pole ]=- 11/98 __ ____/.-\_____ ________________,__________,___________,_ [____\__/_____]================'=========='==========='=D / jgs / ( c_ (-) ) ( J -=[ chess pieces ]=- 11/98 _:_ '-.-' () __.'.__ .-:--:-. |_______| () \____/ \=====/ /\ {====} )___( (\=, //\\ )__( /_____\ __ |'-'-'| // .\ ( ) /____\ | | / \ |_____| (( \_ \ )__( | | | | \__/ |===| )) `\_) /____\ | | | | /____\ | | (/ \ | | | | | | | | | | | _.-'| | | | | | | |__| )___( )___( /____\ /____\ /_____\ (====) (=====) (=====) (======) (======) (=======) }===={ }====={ }====={ }======{ }======{ }======={ jgs(______)(_______)(_______)(________)(________)(_________) -=[ ETch-a-Sketch ]=- 11/98 .---------------------------------. | | | .-----------------------. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | __ | | __ | |/ \'-----------------------'/ \| jgs |\__/E t c h - A - S k e t c h\__/| '---------------------------------' .---------------------------------. | | | .-----------------------. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _ | | | | | | | (_) | | | | | |___| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |__|______| | | | __ |__| (_)_____| __ | |/ \'-----------------------'/ \| jgs |\__/E t c h - A - S k e t c h\__/| '---------------------------------' TRANSPORTATION: -=[ stealth bomber ]=- 11/98 .-. _, .-. ,_ .-. '-._'--' \_| |_/ '--'_.-' '-._ \ | | / _.-' `-.^| |^.-' `\=/` ` FONT: -=[ jgsfont #11 ]=- ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ _ _ _ _ / - \ | - > / _>| \| __>| __> / _>| | || | _ | | | | | | _ \| (_ | | || __>| __>| < \| || |< \| | |_|_| |___/ \___>|___/|___>|_| \___/|_|_||_| \___/ _ _ _ _____ _ _ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ | |/ /| | / \| \| |/ \| -_>/ \ | - > / __> | < | |_ | | | || \ || | || | | | | | \ \__ \ |_|\_\|___||_|_|_||_\__|\___/|_| \__\_>|_|\_\<___/ _____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ __ ____ |_ _|| | || | || || |< \/ >\ \/ /<_ / | | | | || | || | > < \ / / /_ |_| \___/ \_/ |_/\_|<_/\_> /_/ /____> __ ___ ___ _ _ ___ __ ___ ___ ___ ___ < | /_ )/_ \| | || __>/ /_ <__ |< - ><_- |/ \ | | / / _< <|_ |\__ \| _ \ / // | \ | || | | <___>|___>\___/ |_|<___/\___/ /_/ \___/ |_|\___/ _ _ _ ___ _ _ _ __ __ (_) (_) | | / _ \ _| |_ _____ / > < \ / _><_ \ _ _ \_/ \_>_/ <_ _> <_____> < < > >| (_ _) | (_) (_> (_) (_) |_| \_> <_/ \__><__/ __ __ _ _ ___ __ __ __ __ (_ \ / _) <\/> (_)/ / / _ \ <- > / \ \ \ / / )/ \( <_ _> / /_ |(_|/ /(>\ <_/\_> \ \ / / /_/(_) \___ \_\_> \_\ /_/ _ _ _ _ ___ ___ __ __ _ / )/ ) ( \( \ | _><_ | ) ) ( ( | | \( \( )/ )/ | |_ _| | < < > > |-| _____ _ _ |___><___| )_) (_( |_| |_____| (_) (_> DESIGNS: -=[ designs ]= 11.98 .:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':. 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'/' `. --'-- .' `-...-' -=[ bear face ]=- 1/97 .--. .--. : (\ ". _......_ ." /) : '. ` ` .' /' _ _ `\ / 0} {0 \ | / \ | | /' `\ | \ | . .==. . | / '._ \.' \__/ './ _.' jgs / ``'._-''-_.'`` \ `--` -=[ lazy bears ]=- 9/97 _,-""`""-~`) (`~_,=========\ |---,___.-.__,\ | o \ ___ _,,,,_ _.--. \ `^` /`_.-"~ `~-;` \ \_ _ .' `, | |`- \'__/ / ,_ \ `'-. / .-""~~--. `"-, ;_ / | \ \ | `""` \__.--'`"-. /_ |' `"` `~~~---.., | jgs \ _.-'`-. \ \ '. / `"~"` _,-""`""-~`) (`~ \ | a a \ ; o ; ___ _,,,,_ _.-~'. \ `^` /`_.-"~ `~-;` \ \_ _ .' `, | |`- \'__/ / ,_ \ `'-. / .-""~~--. `"-, ;_ / | \ \ | `""` \__.--'`"-. /_ |' `"` `~~~---.., | jgs \ _.-'`-. \ \ '. / `"~"` -=[ bear ]=- 10/97 __ __ / \.-"""-./ \ \ - - / | o o | \ .-'''-. / '-\__Y__/-' `---` -=[ polar bears ]=- 12/97 _ _ .-""-. ( )-"```"-( ) .-""-. / O O \ / \ / O O \ |O .-. \ / 0 _ 0 \ / .-. O| \ ( ) '. _| (_) | .' ( ) / '.`-' '-./ | |`\.-' '-'.' \ | \ \ / / | / \ \ '. '._.' .' / / \ '. `'-----'` .' / \ .' '-._ .-'\ '. / |/` `'''''') ) `\| / ( ( ,\ ; \ '-..-'/ ; | '. / | | `'---'` | ; ; \ / `. .' '-._ _.-' jgs __/`" ' - - - ' "`` \__ /` /^\ `\ \( .' '. )/ '.(__(__.-' '.__)__).' _.--"""-, .' `\ / _ \ .-""-. | (O\.--.-.-/O) .-""-. / O O \ .\|(_._.__._.__) / O O \ |O .-. \ ( ) 0 _ 0 \ / .-. O| \ ( ) '. `-| (_) | .' ( ) / '.`-' '-./`| |`\.-' '-'.' \ | \ \ / / | / \ \ '. '._.' .' / / \ '. `'-----'` .' / \ .' '-._ .-'\ '. / |/` `'''''') ) `\| / ( ( ,\ ; \ '-..-'/ ; | '. / | | `'---'` | ; ; \ / `. .' '-._ _.-' jgs __/`" ' - - - ' "`` \__ /` /^\ `\ \( .' '. )/ '.(__(__.-' '.__)__).' -=[ polar bear in a snow storm ]=- 11/00 .--------------------------. |POLAR BEAR IN A SNOW STORM| |.------------------------.| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || ||________________________|| '--------------------------' .--------------------------. |POLAR BEAR IN A SNOW STORM| |.------------------------.| || * * || || * || || * || || || || * || || * ____ * || || .-"` `"-._(\_ * || || (/ .\ || || | /'.__\ || j| \ _/--\ | || g| * | /_ * \ | * || s|___(__,,)___(_,)________|| '--------------------------' ____ .-"` `"-._(\_ (/ .\ | /'.__\ \ _/--\ | | /_ \ | jgs (__,,) (_,) -=[ tiny bear ]=- 11/99 _, ____ \_ ` , `P |/--\ / jgs "` "` see teddy bears * a "camel" * 11/96 __, .-. .-. (__ _ | \/ | _ (_|||\__/||(/_| || || |_ jgs _|| _|| `""` `""` -=[ camels ]=- 11/97 _ .--' | /___^ | .--. ) | / \ / | /` '. | '-' / \ \ | |\ \ / \ /\| \ /'----`\ / ||| \\ | ((| ((| ||| ||| jgs //_( //_( _ .--' | /___^ | .--. ) | / \ / | /` '. | '-' / \ \ | |\ \ / \ /\| \ /'----`\ / || \ | (| (| || || jgs /_( /_( -=[ camel ? ]=- 1/00 _ .--' | / _ ^ | (_/ `\ | .--. .--. ) | / \ / \ / | /` ` '. | '-' / \ \ | |\ \ / \ /\| \ / `'-----'``.\ / ||| \\ | ((| ((| ||| ||| jgs //_( //_( -=[ cheetah ]=- 2/97 (\_/) .:``";=-.,.-;'.66\ /,.'`,.'.'`.'.(='Y.)= //\.','.'./.'.,|`""` // /)./`"""\.'./ _// |/|| \.|\ '-' \\ \\ \\\\ jgs `" `" `"`" -=[ panthers ]=- 11/97 .--') __.--"`"--.,,_ .' .-' , , _,,,_ __,..--''' `""-._ / .' \`'-""-' |-" ` , _.'-.,_ `.,_ _.' / | e e , . / ';-...__ `'-,_ `` _.' _..--\ / ) \ __,.-'. \ `) | `"""` __,.--"'` ___\_Y_ /._____,.-' _.'` `> / / / (((_.--'--""`` '--'___,.-' __.-' .---' / .--' .' (((__..--' jgs ((_(_.-'` ((_(.' .--') __.--""--.,,_ .' .-' , , _,,_ __,..--''' `""-._ / .' \`'-""-' |-" ` , _.'-.,_ `-, _.' / | e e , . / ';-..._ `'-,_ `` _.' _..-\ / ) \ __,.-'. \ `) | `""` __,.--"'` __\_Y_ /.____,.-' _.'` `> / / / (((_.--'--""`` '--'___.-' __.-' .---' / .--' .' jgs (((_..--' ((_(_.-'` ((_(.' .--') _,.--""--.,,_ .' .-' , , _,,_ _,.--'' `""-._ / .' \`'-""-' |-" ` , _.'-.,_ `-, _.' / | e e , . / ';-..._ `'-,_ ` _.' _..\ / ) \ _,.-'. \ `) | ``` __,.--"'` _\_Y_ /.___,.-' _.'` `> / / / (((_.--'--""`` '--'__.-' __.-' .---' / .--' .' jgs (((_..--' ((_(_.-'` ((_(.' >> elephant << 10/96 ___.-~"~-._ __....__ .' ` \ ~"~ ``-. /` _ ) `\ `\ /` a) / | `\ :` / | \ <`-._|` .-. ( / . `;\\ `-. `--'_.'-.;\___/' . . | \\ _ /:--` | / / .' \\ ("\ /`/ | ' ' / :`; `\'\_/`/ .\ /`~`=-.: / `` `._.' /`\ | `\ /( / /\ | `Y / \ jgs J / Y | | /`\ \ / | | | | | | | "---" /___| /___| /__| '""" '""" '""" -=[ elephant ]=- 2/97 _ _ / \__/ \_____ / / \ \ `\ ) \''/ ( |\ `\__)/__/'_\ / ` jgs //_|_|~|_|_| ^""'"' ""'"' -=[ elephant ]=- 3/97 _.-~"~-. ;`a) ) `\ \-./_ / |~=-=--. `-._)_ | / ". _ //` `| `"~` \ \'-'/ .--' / / |\ `~` / ____/\ | / `" __/__/ | |`-...-\ | / \ | | |`\ | jgs |_____| /__| /__/__| -=[ parading elephants ]=- 3/97 ___.-~"~-._ __....__ .' ` \ ~"~ ``-. /` _ ) `\ `\ /` a) / | `\ :` / | \ <`-._|` .-. ( / . `;\\ _.-~"~-. `-. `--'_.'-.;\___/' . . | \\ ;`a) ) `\ _ /:--` | / / .' \\ / / |~=-=--. ("\ /`/ | ' ' / ;`'._/ ,;_ | / ". `\'\_/`/ .\ /`~`=-.: / ``.,__/ ` `| `"~` \ `._.' /`\ | `\ /( .--' / / |\ / /\ | `Y / \ / ____/\ | / `" jgs J / Y | | /`\ \ /__/ | |`-...-\ | / | | | | | | | '"" | | |`\ | "---" /___| /___| /__| /__| /__/__| '""" '""" '""" '""" '"""'"" -=[ elephant ]=- 8/97 _.----._ .' __ '. / - (oo) - \ .--""'` /~\|=~|/~\ `'""--. ( (^'^) _ \0/|= |\0/ _ (^'^) ) \ \ / ( /==\ ) \ / / \ ^ /\ (=__=) /\ ^ / _`""` \ `\/` / `""`_ /OOO\___/`--.__.--`\___/OOO\ | | | | \ / | | \ / `--. / (\/) \ .--` `'/ \/ \'` / \ ; ; | | | | \ () / \-._ _.-/ / __`------`__ \ |:---. || .---:| jgs \`--=-'/\'--=-`/ /()()()\/()()()\ `""""""``""""""` -=[ flying elephants ]=- 9/97 {\{\ , { \ \.--. \\ { /` , "\_// { \__\ ,--' {_/ _ ;-. / '.___/ | __ / `=\ \`\ `/ / / jgs '././ /}/} , / / } \\ .-=.( ( } \'--" `\\_.---,=' '-, \__/ \___ .-'.-.' \___.' / // /-..___,-`--' jgs `" `" -=[ flying elephant ] 9/98 .--. .--; '. / '. \ | .:. \ '. \ ' ':. '. \ ) ' .:. \ ; / .: ': '. \ | .:' ':. \ ;-"```"-. .'\ ': _;' "._ .' '. .;-'` _ _'.__ / `\ / `'._ /` / \ \ | | ).' '.__.-' \_o/_o/ |/| =} /\ ; =} \/ \ \ \ C) =} '. | /'-/ / \ | / / / .' .' \ _/-| | | / .-' \ | \\ _/_/ | =/` / =|=| \ \ \ | =| | _/_/ / _/_/ \ \ | | | / | | )__\ jgs \__nnn\n\ \__nnn\n\ -=[ elephants ]=- 9/97 .-~~-. .--. / / "\ / \ | \ \ |/\ | \_/-'\ \ A | / || /_/ jgs |__||__|| /~~~~~~~~~~\ /\_/\_/\_/\_/\ /\/ \/ \/ \/ \/\ __/________________\__ .-~~-. .--. / / "\ /| / \ | \ \// |/\ | \_/-'..' A | / || jgs |__||__|| -=[ elephant ]=- 8/98 .-. _..._ .-. / `\\/ \//` \ / / \ \ | |^ ^| | | \ / | \ /`|=|\ / ;--' |=|\> --; / |=| \ | ( /_\ ) | \= _\ /_ =/ /\/_/ o \_\/\ / \ \= \ / =/ jgs )__ \`-----'/ __( \__\/ \/__/ -=[ more elephants ]=- 9/98 _..-. .' `\ __ / a ) \` '-. / _,/ ) \ |= /| `---' |\ | | \ \-.__\ / ` /_/ / / / \ \ | jgs /__|_| |_|__| .-.._ __ /` '. .-' `/ ( a \ / ( \,_ \ /| '---` |\ =| ` \ /__.-/ / | | | / / \ \ \ \_\ jgs |__|_| |_|__\ -=[ elephant ]=- 11/98 ____ .'` `';--.___.-. / / \ \ /| ) aa| ( " \ '--' \ |--' \ | /\=\ | /__.| || '.`-, jgs |__|_| |__|| `'` `""`"` `""`` -=[ mother and baby elephant ]=- 9/97 _,.---""----.,_ .-' __.----...---.; .' .' `'. / .' '. / / `'", `\ .'_,' ,"` `'. /,' .-. \ .' .-. /___\ ( . `, / .-' /___\ |_ | \ '. \ ;| / |_ | \_)_/ | \ \ /| | ; _\_)_/ ` , / | \ / | | / ___ ` .-~`````~-. ,=' | | | ; \ \ /.-' `-._ | /| | \ .'``''--' _.- `\ | .' \ | |; / ' _, \ |-`| | | || / / /_\ /_\ .-~``~-. | | | / || | | \(/ |(| | / | | || ,| | -~~` ;`| .---. | | | / || .-/ | | / .-~`~ \| ( '.| / ;--/ /| / / | \ | -t- | -~'-\ \ `--' `-..-` ; |/| / \ |`._ \ -~` / | \ / /\| | .--' `\ `._`._ / |-~` | / \/\ '.____,.-' `""`-._.' ~-. / / .' .' \ .--._.-'` .'`- _.' (.-' | ( , ',_.-'`"""` | \ \ .-' '-;---;..--' /,----.y | jgs | '. `.__,-' / | | | | |`-.,__, Y | | | | | == | =| | | |- ~ -. | | .- ~ -. | | | | | == | =|~ - ~` | | '~ - ~' | /.-.-.-\-.-\ | | | | | | `""""""`""""`/.-.-.-\-.\-.-.-.-\ /.-.-.-.-.-.\ `"""""""`""`-------' '------------' -=[ frightened elephant ]=- 9/97 ( ____ .-. .-""-. .'` _ `'-,//`|-. / ,-'-.`. | \ `. ( `\ | ` \ \ `.) \ | \_@ .=` \ | | / .=\ \ | / \ | | .\ ,____ ==; | \ __.-;.__.'--'`"-, | | `"` / _ \ '=| | | _.' \_) / / | \ ( _ '=_.' | \ \ .-`` `---'` | _ \ \ | = , , / ,_( )) ) `| \__.-'` / \' / .--. /` |nnn / \ / =/ \ ( jgs / ;""""`nn| ( \_ \ ) (nnn__.' '-nnn-' _( |` `"""` -=[ elephant ]=- 4/98 _..--""-. .-""--.._ _.-' \ __...----...__ / '-._ .' .:::...,' ',...:::. '. ( .'``'''::; ;::'''``'. ) \ '-) (-' / \ / \ / \ .'.-. .-.'. / \ | \0| |0/ | / | \ | .-==-. | / | \ `/`; ;`\` / '.._ (_ | .-==-. | _) _..' `"`"-`/ `/' '\` \`-"`"` / /`; .==. ;`\ \ .---./_/ \ .==. / \ \ / '. `-.__) | `" | =(`-. '==. ; jgs \ '. `-. / \_:_) `"--.....-' ___ __ __ [_ | / \ / \ / /_| () | () | _|____]\__/ \__/_ _.-"| | | | |"-._ _.-"| | | | | | |"-._ _.-"| | | | | | | | |"-._ _.-"`| | | | | | | | | | |`"-._ _.-" | | | __|.-~|~-.| |_..|.__| | | | | "-._ " | | | |' | ` | \|~"~| | |`-.| | | | | " | | | /| _ | |) |\ | | | |\ | | | | | | | /`| a)| | | | | | | | `\| | | | | | |:` | | /| | | | | | | | | | | | |`-.||` |.-.| ( | |/ |. | | | `;|\ | | | | |`-.|`--|_.'|.;\|__/| | | .| | ||\\ | | | | _ | |:--| | | | | /| |/ | | .'| \\| | | |("\| /|/ | | | | | ' | | | | / | :|; | | |`\'|_/`| | | .\| |/`~|=-.| | |/ | `| | | | `|_.'| | | /`| || | |\ | |( | | | | | | | | |/ |\ || | | `Y| /| \ | | | | | | | | | /| Y || | | || /`| \| | | | | | | | /| | | | || | | || | || | | | | | | | | "-|-" |/__|| | | /_|_| |/__| | | | | | | | | |'""| | | '"|" |"""| | | | __|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__jgs -=[ elephants ]=- 6/98 .-"```"-. _.-""````"-. _." '._.' `. __.'_ _ `'-. '. / / \ `\ _.' \ \o_\o_/ '-.__.' | | {= |\| {= ; /\ {= (7 / / / \/ \ \-'\ | .' '. '. \ \ \ | / '-. \ | | |-\_ / `\= | \_\_ // | / |= | / / / |=|= \ / / \_\_ \ \_\_ | /__( | | \ | | | jgs /n/nnn__/ /n/nnn__/ .-"````""-._ .-"```"-. .' '._.' "._ .' .-'` _ _'.__ / '._ /` / \ \ | | '.__.-' \_o/_o/ |/| =} /\ ; =} \/ \ \ \ C) =} '. | /'-/ / \ | / / / .' .' \ _/-| | | / .-' \ | \\ _/_/ | =/` / =|=| \ \ \ | =| | _/_/ / _/_/ \ \ | | | / | | )__\ jgs \__nnn\n\ \__nnn\n\ -=[ elephant ]=- 4/99 _ .' `'.__ / \ `'"-, .-''''--...__..-/ . | \ .' ; :' '. a | / | :. \ =\ ; \':. / ,-.__;.-;` /| . '--._ /-.7`._..-;` ; | ' |`-' \ =| |/\ . -' / / ; | =/ (( ;. ,_ .:| | / /\ | =| ) / `\ | `""`; / | | / / =/ | ::| | \ \ \ \ `--' =/ / '/\ / ) |/ `-...-` / | | `\ /-' /; \ ,,/ | \ D .' \ jgs `""` \ nnh D_.-'L__nnh `"""` -=[ small giraffe ]=- 3/97 .-", `~|| ||___ (':.)` || || jgs || || ^^ ^^ -=[ giraffe ]=- 4/97 A--A .-./ #\.-. '--;d b;--' \# \/ / \'--'/ |==| | #| |# | / #\ ; # ; | # | /| ,, #|\ /#| || | \ .-.' |# || |# '.-. (.=.),'| ||# |',(.=.) '-' / #)( \ '-' jgs `""` `""` -=[ giraffe ]=- 4/99 _ o o \ \|/ _, __.' /`_/ /` u ;# `c-_..__,/ ## );:'## | ## |:.:## |. ## |:.'## |.::## / ' ## |.:' ## ;::' .:# / ' '# | .: '::.`'-..__ |:. .::' `', |::: ':. .:,\ \ ', . .::' .:: | | |'.|.:| ' ' /\# | \ '|._.:: | |## | /|.:| `"";`| .:|## / || / | ; '| \ // | \:'\ | | /\ / ; ;| \ | || | | || / | || | | || | _/ j| | _/ J| | (/_/_/ J (/_/_/ j jgs (/_/ (/_/ -=[ giraffe ]=- 9/97 .-. .-. | \/ | /, ,_ `'-. .-|\ /`\ '. .' 0/ | 0\ \_ `". .-' _,/ '--'.'|#''---' `--' | / \# | / \# \ ;|\ .\# |' ' // \ ::\# \ /` \ ':\# `"` \.. \# \::. \# \:: \# \' .:\# \ :::\# \ '::\# jgs \ \# \ -=[ gnu ]=- 12/96 ,/ \, // \\ ((__,-"""-,__)) `--)~ ~(--` .-'( )`-, `~~`d) (b`~~` | | | | | | | | | | jgs (6___6) `---` * hippopotamus * 11/96 _.---.) (^--^)_.-" `; ) ee ( | (_.__._) / `--', ,' jgs )_|--')_| ""' ""' -=[ hippo ]=- 1/98 (`-"""""-`) / 6 6 \ |.--._.--.| / \ \(o o)/ jgs `-u---u-' -=[ jaguar ]=- 9/00 )\-"```-,_ /. _ `"-._ _`-c_/_'. `\ , `"-._ (_.--` '-_;-' \ `"-. (_.-----'`-.._ `\._ `\ `\'._ `'. '._'._ `'---, `._'-._ jgs `-._/'--' -=[ kangaroo ]=- 4/97 |\\._ | 66__ \ _.P , `) ( )\ / __\__ / / / -._);_) | `\/ \ __|\ \ ; ) / ) `\| /__/ /__ jgs `\______)___) -=[ kangaroo ]=- 8/97 (\-"""-/) | | \ ^ ^ / .-. \_o_/ / / /` `\/ | / \ | \ ( ) / | / \_) (_/ \ / | (\-/) | \ --^o^-- / \ '.___.' / jgs .' \-=-/ '. / /` `\ \ (//./ \.\\) `"` `"` -=[ koala bears ]=- 5/98 __ __ .-' `'.._...-----..._..-'` '-. / \ | , ,' '. , | \ '-/ \-' / '._| _ |_.' | /\ / \ /\ | | \/ | | \/ | \ \"/ / '. =='^'== .' jgs `'------------'` | : . | | ' : ' | | . | ' | | .--._ _...:.._ _.--. , ' | ( , ` ` , ) . | '-/ \-' | | | o /\ o | :| \ _\/_ / : ' | /'._ ^^ _.;___ | /` `""""""` `\= | /` /= .| ; '--,-----'= | | `\ | . | \ \___ : | /'. `\= | \_/`--......_ /= | |`-. /= : | | : `-.__ /` . | |jgs . ` | '| | . : ` . | | -=[ Oska, the koala bear ]=- 1/99 __.....__ .-"""-.-"`.- -.`"-.-"""-. / .--, .-. .-. , --. \ | / / ( o_)_(_o ) \ \ | | \_, ; '==`( )`==' ; ,_/ | \ ; "` '.' `" ; / `'--`'. -; . .'`--'` ;-._`'----'_.-; / / `'---'` \ \ / / \ \ / ; ; \ / | .----. | \ _,|`'; ' ;'`|,_ (_ | \ : / | _) (_\ \._ ' _./ /_) \ |.'-.....-'.| / jgs '.__/ \__.' .-""-._,-"""-,_.-""-. / .- , (.)_(.) , -. \ | (_ / -\_/- \ _) | '._.\ '.___. /._.' `'-.....-'` jgs ((() ())) _.od888888888bo._ 888 .od8P` `Y8bo. 8 88 888 ,88P` `'88, .o88888 88 88 .o8888888 88 .-""-._,-"""-,_.-""-. 88 8P 8 88 88 88` 88 88/ .- , (.)_(.) , -. \88 88. 888 88 88 88| (_ / -\_/- \ _) |88 `Y8o. 88 88 88 88 88 '._.\ '.___. /._.' 88 `88 88 88 88 88 `88o. `'-.....-'` .o88` 8 .d8 88 88 88. 88 Y88o._((() ()))_.o88P 888888P` 8888 8888 Y8888`888 `'YJGS8888888888P'` http://www.oska.com/oska0048.htm -=[ sitting koala bear ]=- 11/00 ___..._ _...___ /'--.._ `'-="""=-'` _..--'\ | ~. ) _ _ ( .~ | \ '~/ a _ a \~' / \ `| / \ |` / `'--\ \_/ /--'` .'._ J__.-'. / / '-/_ `- \ / -"-'-. '-.__/ \__,-.\/ | `\ / ;---. .--' | | /\'-' / jgs '.___.\ _.--;'`) '-' `" * lions * 11/96 ,%%%%%%%%, ,%%/\%%%%/\%% ,%%%\c "" J/%%% %. %%%%/ o o \%%% `%%. %%%% _ |%%% `%% `%%%%(__Y__)%%' // ;%%%%`\-/%%%' (( / `%%%%%%%' \\ .' | \\ / \ | | \\/ ) | | jgs \ /_ | |__ (___________))))))) o00000000o o0/\0000/\0o o00\c "" J/00o o. 0000/ b d \000 `00. 0000 _ |000 `00 `0000(=_Y_=)00' // ;0000`\7/000' (( / `0000000' \\ .' | \\ / \ | | \\/ ) | | jgs \ /_ | |__ (___________))))))) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~```````~~~~ ,%%%%%%%, ,%%/\%%%%/\%, ,%%%\c "" J/%%, %. %%%%/ d b \%%% `%%. __ %%%% _ |%%% `%% .-' `"~--"`%%%%(=_Y_=)%%' // .' `. `%%%%`\7/%%%'____ (( / ; `%%%%%%%'____))) `.`--' ,' _,`-._____`-, jgs `"""`._____ `--,` `))) `~"-))) ,%%%%%%%, ,%%/\%%%%/\%, ,%%%\c "" J/%%, %%%%/ d b \%%% %%%% _ |%%% `%%%%(=_Y_=)%%' jgs `%%%%`\7/%%%' `%%%%%%%' -=[ lion ]=- 4/98 __ { `~. .-'/) } .-' ^ { }.__.-"""-. \-___ { } `\ {___,._/ / | ___/___// / ___\ | /// /_///.----' / jgs `"""""""""` `"(_(-----` >> llama << 10/96 _ _ ( \__//) .' ) __/b d . ) (_Y_`, .) `--'-,-' ) (. ) ( ) ( ) ( . ) .---. 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( ) \\ (( ) _( . . ) \\ ( ( . )"'"`(.( ) ( ; ( ( ) ( ( . ) \' |~( ) |~( ) | ||~| | ||~| jgs | || | | || | _| || | _| || | /___(| | /___(| | /___( /___( -=[ the wise monkeys ]=- 6/97 .-"-. .-"-. .-"-. .-"-. _/_-.-_\_ _/.-.-.\_ _/.-.-.\_ _/.-.-.\_ / __} {__ \ /|( o o )|\ ( ( o o ) ) ( ( o o ) ) / // " \\ \ | // " \\ | |/ " \| |/ " \| / / \'---'/ \ \ / / \'---'/ \ \ \'/^\'/ \ .-. / \ \_/`"""`\_/ / \ \_/`"""`\_/ / /`\ /`\ /`"""`\ jgs \ / \ / / /|\ \ / \ -={ see no evil }={ hear no evil }={ speak no evil }={ have no fun }=- -=[ monkeys ]=- 6/97 The names of the three wise monkeys are: Mizaru: See no evil, Mikazaru: Hear no evil, and Mazaru: Speak no evil. .-"-. _/.-.-.\_ ( ( o o ) ) |/ " \| speak no evil... \'/^\'/ /`\ /`\ / /|\ \ ( (/ T \) ) jgs \__/^\__/ .-"-. _/_-.-_\_ / __> <__ \ / // " \\ \ see no evil... / / \'---'/ \ \ jgs \ \_/`"""`\_/ / \ / .-"-. _/_-.-_\_ /|( o o )|\ | // " \\ | hear no evil... / / \'---'/ \ \ jgs \ \_/`"""`\_/ / \ / .-"-. _/.-.-.\_ ( ( o o ) ) |/ " \| have no fun... jgs \ .-. / /`"""`\ / \ .="=. _/.-.-.\_ _ ( ( o o ) ) )) |/ " \| // \'---'/ // jgs /`"""`\\ (( / /_,_\ \\ \\ \_\\_'__/ \ )) /` /`~\ |// / / \ / ,--`,--'\/\ / '-- "--' '--' -=[ monkey typing ]=- .="=. _/.-.-.\_ _ ( ( o o ) ) )) |/ " \| // .-------. \'---'/ // _|~~ ~~ |_ /`"""`\\ (( =(_|_______|_)= / /_,_\ \\ \\ |:::::::::| \_\\_'__/ \ )) |:::::::[]| /` /`~\ |// |o=======.| / / \ / jgs `"""""""""` ,--`,--'\/\ / '-- "--' '--' -=[ monkey w/banana ]=- 9/97 __,__ .--. .-" "-. .--. / .. \/ .-. .-. \/ .. \ | | '| / Y \ |' | | | \ \ \ 0 | 0 / / / | \ '- ,\.-"`` ``"-./, -' / `'-' /_ ^ ^ _\ '-'` .--'| \._ _ _./ |'--. /` \ \.-. / / `\ / '._/ |-' _.' \ / ; /--~' | \ / .'\|.-\--. \ \ / .'-. /.-.;\ |\|'~'-.|\ \ \ `-./`|_\_/ ` `\'. \ '. ; ___) '.`; / '-.,_ ; ___) \/ / \ ``'------'\ \ ` / '. \ '. | ;/_ jgs ___> '. \_ _ _/ , '--. .' '. .-~~~~~-. / |--'`~~-. \ // / .---'/ .-~~-._/ / / /---..__.' / ((_(_/ / / (_(_(_(---.__ .' | | _ `~~` | | \'. \ '....' | '.,___.' -=[ sitting monkey ]=- 9/97 __,__ .--. .-" "-. .--. / .. \/ .-. .-. \/ .. \ | | '| / Y \ |' | | | \ \ \ 0 | 0 / / / | \ '- ,\.-"`` ``"-./, -' / `'-' /_ ^ ^ _\ '-'` .--'| \._ _./ |'--. /` \ \ `~` / / `\ / '._ '---' _.' \ / '~---~' | \ / _. \ \ / .'-./`/ .'~'-.|\ \ / / `\: / `\'. \ / | ; | '.`; / \ \ ; \ \/ / '. \ ; \ \ ` / '._'. \ '. | ;/_ jgs /__> '. \_ _ _/ , '--. .' '. .-~~~~~-. / |--'`~~-. \ // / .---'/ .-~~-._/ / / /---..__.' / ((_(_/ / / (_(_(_(---.__ .' | | _ `~~` | | \'. \ '....' | '.,___.' -=[ monkey face ]=- 9/97 __,__ .--. .-" "-. .--. / .. \/ .-. .-. \/ .. \ | | '| / Y \ |' | | | \ \ \ 0 | 0 / / / | \ '- ,\.-"`` ``"-./, -' / `'-' /_ ^ ^ _\ '-'` | \._ _./ | \ \ `~` / / jgs '._ '-=-' _.' '~---~' -=[ monkey ]=- 9/97 ##, ,## '##, ,##' '## ##' ## __, ## ## __.-' \ ## ## ___.-'__.--'\ | ##, ## .-' .-, ( | | _ '## ##/ / /""=\ \ | | / \ ##, '#| |_\ / / | | / \ '## / `-` a a '-'`\ | | | | \ ,## \_, (__) ,_/ / / | \ \ ##' / / \ \\ / / | |\ \ ## __ | /`.__.-'-._)|/ / | | \ \##`__) \ ^ / / | | | v## '--. '._ '-'_.' / _.----. | | l ,## (_,' '##'-, ` `"""/ `'/| | / ,##--, ) '#/` ` ' |' ##' `" | /\_/#' jgs | __. .-,_.;###` _|___/_..---'''` _/ (###' .-'` ____,...---""``` `._ ( --'' __,.,---. ',_) `.,___,..---'`` / / \ '._ | | ( ( `. '-._) | / \ \ \'-._) | | \ \ `"` | | \ \ | | .-, ) | | | ( ( / / | | \ '---' / / \ `-----` | , / |(_/\-, \ ,_`) `-._) -=[ long-ear monkey ]=- 2/98 (thanks to some tweaking by Andreas Freise!) ', .-`-,\__ ."` `, .'_. ._ `;. __ / ` ` `.\ .--. /--,| 0) 0) )`_.-,) | ;.-----.__ _-'); / '--./ `.`/ `"` : '` |. | \ / // \ '---' /' `------' \ jgs/a:f _/ `--... -=[ monkeys ]=- 5/98 "Bongo" the monkey || __ || ||=\_`\=|| || (__/ || || | | :-"""-. ||==| \/-=-. \ || |(_|o o/ |_ || \/ " \ ,_) ||====\ ^ /__/ || ;--' `-. || / . \ ||===; \ \ || | | | || .-\ ' _/_/ |:' _;. (_ \ / .' `;\ \\_/ |_ / ||| |\\ / _)=====||| | || / /| ||/ / // \_/|| ( `-/ || ||======/ / \\ .-. jgs || \_/ \'-'/ || || `"` ||======|| || || __ \_`\ (__/ | | .-"""-. | \/-=-. \ |(_|o o/ |_ \/ " \ ,_) \ ^ /__/ ;--' `-. / . \ ; \ \ | | | .-\ ' _/_/ .' _;. (_ \ / .' `\ \\_/ |_ / | |\\ / _) / / || jgs / / _/ / // \_/ ( `-/ || / / \\ .-. \_/ \'-'/ `"` -=[ monkey ]=- 5/98 .-"""-. _/-=-. \ (_|a a/ |_ / " \ ,_) _ \`=' /__/ / \_ .;--' `-. \___)// , \ \ \/; \ \ \_.| | | .-\ ' _/_/ .' _;. (_ \ / .' `\ \\_/ |_ / | |\\ / _) / / || jgs / / _/ / // \_/ ( `-/ || / / \\ .-. \_/ \'-'/ `"` -=[ Bongo, the monkey ]=- 6/98 _..._ .' '. /'-.---.-'\ |/` `\| ( \ 0 0 / ) |/ V \| \ '-:-' / .'`-----'`. /` `\ / / \ \ /._/| |\_.\ | )\._ _./( | \_)_/_ Y _\_(_/ / ` ) / \ / ` \ \ \/ \| / jgs '._/ \_.' -=[ monkey ]=- 8/98 _-. _.._ _.-'` .-; \ \-'` ` _..-' _.-\_\-'`__...__..' -' __.--'` / _.'` \_ _/ | \ ; \ .-'```'-. \" \ / " " \ \" \| ".--.--. | \_ ; / _ _ \ ; | ( ( e _ e ) ) \ '-| T |-'_ \" \ = /" `\ \ '-...-' , " \ Y " " \ \ |" . " \ " \ | " _.-' " ) \ "/\._;' "_.;` \_\_\.> ".''` | /_/|_) .' " /---.. \ '--' " " `\ .-""-.> " , " | / " " " | / \ " \ " _.`--...-'| "/ '." \.-' / " .' '-. " \ __.' .' jgs ) `\ (_ "( / /\_) `\ \ (((_/ \_))) -=[ orangutan/gorilla or some other type of monkey ]=- 2/97 ."`". .-./ _=_ \.-. { (,(oYo),) }} {{ | " |} } { { \(---)/ }} {{ }'-=-'{ } } { { }._:_.{ }} {{ } -:- { } } jgs {_{ }`===`{ _} ((((\) (/)))) -=[ panda bear ]=- 12/96 .:::. _,,,_ .:::. ::(\:::.-'"` `"'-.:::/):; `:::\:` `:/:::' `:: ::' / .:::. .:::. \ | ::::0} {0:::: | | ::::/ \:::: | | ''/ \'' | | / \ | \ ; . .---. . ; / `. \'.( ).'/ .' jgs `-\. `-.-' '/-' \'--'--'/ `-...-' -=[ panda bear ]=- 9/98 |_| _ _ T T /;;\.-""-._,;;\ | | \;'` `';;/ .=;=| .' < /;;;)|/ ,;, ,;;, \ /;;/|_|| ;;e; ;e;; | |;;;|T-T\ `'`_ `'` / |;;;\| |_\ . 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A `/ \-| (,`) )' (' \/\ / | ) (. jgs (' ),). _W_ | (,)' ) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ L|J(_) ) | (") ( ,(. |`/ \- y (,`) )' (' | \ /\/ ) (. jgs (' ),) | _W_ (,)' ). -=[ demon/devil - faces ]=- 1/97 (\-"```"-/) //^\ /^\\ ;/ ~_\ /_~ \; | / \Y/ \ | (, \0/ \0/ ,) | / \ | | (_\._./_) | \ \v-.-v/ / jgs \ `===' / `-----` (\-"````"-/) //^\ /^\\ ;/ ~_\ /_~ \; | / \\// \ | (, \0/ \0/ ,) | / \ | | (_\.__./_) | \ \-v..v-/ / jgs \ `====' / `\\\///' '\\//' \/ -=[ demons ]=- 10/98 , , /( )\ \ \_/ / , /\ , /_ _\ /| || |\ | \> \______/ \|0 0|/ _\/_ _(_ ^ _)_ ( () ) /`\|V"""V|/`\ {} \ \_____/ / () /\ )=( /\ jgs {} / \_/\=/\_/ \ , , , , /\ /\ /( )\ /( /\ )\ _\ \_/ /_ \ \_/ / , /\ , |\_||_/| < \_ _/ > /_ _\ /| || |\ \______/ \|0 0|/ | \> ` _\ ``--..__ \ `'` / __..--`` /_ / '-.__ ``'-; / \ ;-'`` __.-' \ | _ ``''--.. \'-' | '-'/ ..--''`` _ | \ '-. / |/--|--\| \ .-' / '-._ '-._ / |---|---| \ _.-' _.-' `'-._ '/ / / /---|---\ \ \ \' _.-'` '-./ / / / \`---`/ \ \ \ \.-' `)` ` /'---'\ ` `(` jgs /` | | `\ / / | | | | \ \ .--' / | '. .' | \ '--. /_____/| / \._\ /_./ \ |\_____\ (/ (/' \) (/ `\) \) -=[ face of gargoyle or bat ]=- 100/97 , , / \ / \ |/\ \ _,_ / /\| || \ |.-" "-.| / || || / -.\\ //.- \ || \\_ | /o`^'o\ | _// `--| `"/ \"` |--` ; |\__"__/| ; \\ \/^\/ // \\ // jgs \\-.-// \`"`/ `'` more mythical creatures (dragons/gryphons/etc) ~ a ghost ~ 9/96 .-. .' `. :g g : : o `. : ``. : `. : : . `. : : ` . `. `.. : `. ``; `:; `:' : `. jgs `. `. . `'`'`'`---..,___`;.-' -=[ ghosts ]=- 2/97 ___ _/ ..\ ( \ 0/__ \ \__) / \ jgs / _\ `"""""`` ___ _/ oo\ ( \ -/__ \ \__) / \ jgs / _\ `"""""`` ___ _/ @@\ ( \ O/__ \ \__) / \ jgs / _\ `"""""`` ___ _/ 66\ ( \ ^/__ \ \__) / \ jgs / _\ `"""""`` ___ _/ "\ ( \ ~/__ \ \__) / \ jgs / _\ `"""""`` -=[ghosts]=- 10/97 , .--') / / | / /`.\ (_.'\ \ / '--. .---' jgs ( " ) '-' , \`-, , =- .-._/ \_____)\ (" / =- '-; ,_____.-' =- jgs /__.' .-. ( " ) /\_.' '._/\ | | \ / \ /` (__) / jgs`.__.' .-. heehee /aa \_ __\- / ) .-. .-. (__/ / heehee _/oo \ _/ ..\ / \ ( \v /__ ( \ u/__ / \__ \/ ___) \ \__) \_.-._._ ) .-. / \ / \ `-` / ee\_ / \_ __/ \ __\ o/ ) \_.-.__ ) ( _._.-._/ hoho (___ \/ '-' jgs '-' / \ _/ \ teehee ( __.-._/ '-' -=[ ghosts ]=- 10/00 .--. / ..\ ____.' _o/ .--. '--. |.__ /.. \ _.-' /--' \ o / _.--' / / \ ~'--....___.-' / \ (/ \) ,_ | \ |`\ \ '._ \ `'-._ '._ '-. \ '-._/) `'- ,~- _.` '. '.--. jgs `-., / ..`\ .--. //'-. o / /.. \ (/ '--' \o _ (____ __.| .--' '---\ '. , '. '-.___.-'/ '-.__ _.' ````` >> small ghost << 10/96 .'``'. ... :o o `....'` ; `. 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'. `\ `'---. | jgs ,__) / `..' ~ tombstone w/tree ~ 9/96 _.---,._,' /' _.--.< /' `' /' _.---._____ \.' ___, .-'` /' \\ . /' `-. -|- | | | .-'~~~`-. | .' `. | | R I P | | | | jgs | | | \ \\| |// ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ vulture in a dead tree ]=- 10/98 .--. .-, .-..-.__ .'(`.-` \_.-'-./` |\_( "\__ __.>\ '; _;---,._| / __/`'--) /.--. : |/' _.--.<| / | | _..-' `\ /' /` /_/ _/_/ >_.-``-. `Y /' _;---.`|/)))) '` .-''. \|: \.' __, .-'"` .'--._ `-: \/: /' '.\ _|_ /.'`\ :; /' `- `-|-` -` | | | :.; : | .-'~^~`-. |: | .' _ _ `. |:. | | |_) | |_) | :. : | | | \ | | | .jgs. : ; | | -."-/\\\/:::. `\."-._'."-"_\\-| |///."- " -."-.\\"-."//.-".`-."_\\-.".-\\`=.........=`//-". -=[ tombstone w/flowers ]=- 6/99 __.....__ .' ':, / __ _ __ \\ | |_)) || |_))|| | | \\ || | || | || _, | ||.-(_{} | |/ ` | ,_ (\;|/) \\| {}_)-,||` \\;/,,;;;;;;;,\\|//, .;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, \,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,// \\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,// ,\';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;' jgs;;;;;;;;;;;'''` -=[ headstones ]=- 12/99 + + + .-"-. .-:-. .-"-. / RIP \ / RIP \ / RIP \ | | | | | | \\ |// \\\ |// \\\ |// jgs ` " "" " ` ' "" " " ' """ " -=[ casket with lights ]=- 10/00 ________ ________ ` \ / ` ` \ / ` (____) (____) || .-"""""""""""""""""""""-. || <__> / \ <__> || |--LI-------------------LI--| || || (| === -|- === |) || || | | | || || |___________________________| || || `||"""""""""""""""""""""""||` || jgs _||_ ||-----------------------|| _||_ /____\ _||_ _||_ /____\ -=[ dead trees ]=- 10/98 .--. .'(` __.>\ '. _.---,._,' /.--. : |/' _.--.< _..-' `\ /' `' >_.-``-. `Y /' _.---._____ '` .-''. \|: \.' ___, .-'` .'--._ `-: \/ /' \\ /.'`\ :; /' `-. -` | | :.; : | |: | | | :. : | .jgs ; /:::. `\ / '-\| -'/-, -\| \ ./ |-. '.-\| /.-' \\// || || jgs^^/ `\^^ ~ a yucky bug ~ 9/96 ,,, \\\ .---. /// (:::::)(_)(): `---' \\\ jgs /// ''' -=[ little spider ]=- 2/97 ( \ ) ( ) _/ _\{"}/_ jgs //^\\ >> spider << 10/96 / \ '\ \__O__/ /` `--(_)--' .---/ \---. / /'(>I<)`\ \ ` \ `-' / ' jgs \ / -=[ spider ]=- 10/98 / \ \ \ ,, / / '-.`\()/`.-' .--_'( )'_--. / /` /`""`\ `\ \ | | >< | | \ \ / / jgs '.__.' @@ spider web @@ 11/96 | \_____|_____/ /\____|____/\ / /\___|___/\ \ / / /\__|__/\ \ \ / / / /\_|_/\ \ \ \ __/_/_/_/_/(8)\_\_\_\_\__ \ \ \ \ \_O_/ / / / / \ \ \ \/_|_\/ / / / \ \ \/__|__\/ / / \ \/___|___\/ / jgs \/____|____\/ / | \ | -=[ spider and web in window ]=- 6/97 _______________________________ |\_____________________________/| || \ | / || || \ /|\ / || || /\'.__.' : '.__.'/\ || || __.' \ | / '.__ || ||'. /\`---':'---'/\ .'|| ||\ '. /` \__ _|_ __/ `\ .' /|| || | /. /\ ` : ` /\ .\ | || || | | './ \ _|_ / \.' | | || ||/ '/. /'. /\ : /\ .'\ .\' \|| ||__/___/___/_\(_)/_\___\___\__|| || \ \. \ /(O)\ / / / || ||\ .\' \.' \/_:_\/ './ '/. /|| || | | .'\ / | \ /'. | | || || | \' \/_._:_._\/ '/ | || ||/ .' \ / | \ / '. \|| ||.:_ `\/.---.:.---.\/` _:.|| || '. / __ | __ \ .' || || \/.' '. : .' '.\/ || || / \|/ \ || ||____/_________|_________\____|| |/_jgs_________________________\| -=[ spider and web ]=- 8/98 ,___________________________________________ |\'-._( / | | \ .'-._\ , ,| |-.\' .-; .'\`-' | | \ .' ( _.' \ | |.--.\' _) ;-; \._| | ` _\(_)/_ \ `'-,_,-'\ | jgs____ /(O)\ _________________/____)_`-._\| more spiders ~ jack o-lantern ~ 9/96 /\ / / ___( (___ .-'( `' )`-. ./ `"""""' \. / \ / \ | /\ /\ | | /O_\ /O_\ | | /\ | | ~~ | | \. ./ | \ \\/\/\/\// / \ \/\/\/\/ / jgs `\ /' `--_________--' -=[ pumpkin face ]=- tweak 10/00 /\ / / __( (__ .-'( `' )`-. ./ `"""""' \. / ___ ___ \ / \\ // \ ; /\ /\ ; ; /O_\ /O_\ ; | /\ | ; ~~ ; ; /\. ./\ ; \ |/`\\/\/\/\//`\| / \ \/\/\/\/ / jgs `\ /' `-..___..__..-' -=[ pumpkin ]=- 9/98 _ /)) __(((__ .' _`""`_`'. / /\\ /\\ \ | /)_\\/)_\\ | | _ _()_ _ | | \\/\\/\\// | \ \/\/\/\/ / jgs '.___..___.' -=[ pumpkin ]=- 10/98 , _))._ /`'---'`\ | <\ /> | | \ ^ / | \ '-'-' / jgs '--'----' -=[ pumpkin ]=- 10/97 .-'\ \:. \ |:. \ /::' \ __/:::. \ _.-'-.'` `'.-'`'._\-"`";.-'-, .`; : : : : : `. / : : : : \ / :/\ : /\ : : \ ; : /\ \ : : /\ \ : ; . : / \ \ / \ \ . ; /_)__\ \ : :/_)__\ \ : ; ; `-----`' : , :`-----`' ; | : : / \ : : | | / \ \ : : | | : : /___\ \: : | | : : `----`' : | ; |;-.,__ : : __.-'| : ; ; : || \ \``/'---'\`\` / || ; . : \\ \_\/ \_\/ // ' . ; \'._ /\ /\ _.-'/ : ; \ : `._`'-/ /\._./ /\ .' : / `\ : `-.\/__\__\/_.;' : /` jgs `\ ' : : : : /` `-`.__` : :__.'-` `-..`.__.'..-` -=[ jack o'lantern ]=- 9/97 /\ __)_)__ .-'._'-'_.'-. .'.' /o\'/o\ '.'. / :/._: A :_.\: \ | : \'=.:.='/ : | \ : :'.___.': : / '-:__:__:__:__:-' ^^^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ pumpkins ]=- 10/98 /\ __)_)__ .-'._'-'_.'-. .'.' /_\'/_\ '.'. / :/._: 0 :_.\: \ | : \\/\_/\// : | \ : :\/\_/\/: : / '-:__:__:__:__:-' ^^^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ _ /\ )\ _ __)_)__ .'`--`'. )\_ .-'._'-'_.'-. / ^ ^ \ .'`---`'. .'.' /o\'/o\ '.'. \ \/\/\/ / / <> <> \ : ._: 0 :_. : \ '------' _J_ | A |: \\/\_/\// : | _/)_ .'`---`'. \ <\_/> / : :\/\_/\/: : / .'`----`'./.'b d \ _?_._`"`_.'`'-:__:__:__:__:-' /.'<\ /> \: 0 | .'`---`'.`` _/( /\ |:,___A___,|' V===V / /.'a . a \.'`---`'. __(_(__ \' \_____/ /'._____.' |: ___ /.'/\ /\ \ .-'._'-'_.'-:.______.' _?_ \' \_/ |: ^ | .'.' (o\'/o) '.'. .'`"""`'. '._____.'\' 'vvv' / / :_/_: A :_\_: \ / ^.^ \ '.__.__.' | : \'=...='/ : | \ `===` / jgs \ : :'.___.': : / `-------` '-:__:__:__:__:-' -=[ jack o'lanterns ]=- 10/00 ,_ .-. \ `\/ '` _.--"| |"--._ .' ' '`--`' ' '. / ' /\ /\ ' \ ; ' /o_\ /o_\ ' ; | . . /\ : . | ; . /\ .'--'. /\ . ; \ .\ \/\/\/\/ /. / '._:\_/\__/\_/._.' jgs `'--'--'--'` ,_ .-. \ `\/ '` _.--"| |"--._ .' / /`--`\ \ '. / ; /\ /\ ; \ ; | /o_\ /o_\ | ; | | | /\ | | | ; | /\; '--' ;/\ | ; \ ;\ \/\/\/\/ /; / '._\\_/\__/\_//_.' jgs `'--'--'--'` -=[ pumpkins in the cornfield ]=- 9/97 ,, ,, ,\\//, ,\\//, ,\\\///, ,, ,\\\///, \\\\//// ,\\//, \\\\//// \\\/// ,\\\///, \\\/// ###### \\\\//// ###### ////\\\\ \\\/// ////\\\\ /////\\\\\###### /////\\\\\//////\\\\////\\\\ //////\\\\\\/,///\\\/////\\\\\ //////_?_\\\\(_) //////\\\\\\, .'`---`'. _j_///////\\\\\(_) /.'a a \.'`---`'. |: ^ /.'d\ /b \ \' www |: ^ | '._____.'\' VVV / jgs '._____.' -=[ pumpkin face ]=- 10/97 .--. /`-'/ .----,_| (__ { ="""`/`""`__ `'-. /`---'`_\ /_ ' \ | ' / \ / \ ' | | . / _| | _\ . | | \(o/ \(o/ | | ,__) /\ (__, | / |\ \/ /| \ | | '._ _.' | | | \ `|_| / | | ' `\ /` ' | | . \-.--/ . | \ . '--' . / jgs '-...-'._ _.'-...-' `` -=[ cat w/pumpkin ]=- 10/97 __ __ | |_| |______ _,___ _,___ _ _ \--/ | _ |__ | __ | __ | |_| | /`-' '-`\ |__| |__|__-_,_| ,___| ,___|___, | / \ |_| |_| |_| /.'|/\ /\|'.\ __ __ _ _ \/ | |_| |______| | |______ __ _ __ ______ ______ _,____ | _ |__ | | | __ | | | | --__| --__| __ \ |__| |__|__-_,_|_|_|______|_______|______|______|_| |_| ,-"-._ _.-"-, )'. `-. _,,,_ .-` .'( | `'. `-"` `"-` .'` | \ .-' '-. / _ .' .--. .--. '. '-(-' _ / (.=.| |.=.) \ _ . '._(_) : \_o/ .-. \_o/ : ( )_.' \ : ( ) :.-' ,-''-.; .___ .-`Y`-. ___. ;_.'-, \ '-.\ \ .--( .'. )--. / _./_| '._.-'`'-., _;-'\_/'-;_ ,.-'`'._`/ jgs_.',_.-' / `'''` `.___.' `'''` \ '-.__`-, '. -'/_.-| ; ; | \ _/ ';'` \ / \ /'---', / . '._,__,_,' ',_,__,_,' \ / . .'\ .'\ : \ ; \\\ \\\ ; | : /'._.' \\ /'._.' \\ ' | | ( ______/ ) ( ______/ ) | | : `~~~~~~~` .-. `~~~~~~~` : | | : / `\\ : | | _, ( __/ ) _, : | | : \ : `~~~` : .' | | `-._ _,' | | . \`--._ __.--'// : | | \ `'\\ /` .'/ | ; : `. `~~~~` _.'.' 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' / `._ _._ '_._ _._' _.___.' `""` `"""` `""""` `"""` -=[ cat sitting on pumpkin ]=- 10/00 |\-/| =( )= / \ | | / \ _\ _/._ .' `))` '. / (( , \ ; , \) , ; ; /c\ , /c\ | | /_\ | | |\ , , , , /| | \ \_`.`.`.`.`_/ / jgs '.____.___.____.' -=[ scarecrow ]=- 10/97 __ __ /_ _^^_ _\ _____|________|______ `=====.'""""""'.=====` / /a /a \ .-. | /\ | <" ) \ / / \ .`\, _'. \/\/\/ .'_ \ \_\ ./,' '-.\\'-------' \`------'/ '--""---'//.-' ###'.-'/________ \/""""\/ ________\'-.'### '/` \ : / `\` | | \ : | | \ \_____:_____ / [I=I=[_]I=I] / | \ / |_ \ / /\ \ / /##\ \ | ,/ ## \, | \ \ ## / / \ \ ## / / \ \##/ / jgs \ /\/\ / __,\_/X##X\_/.__ '.'/|\\XX//|\'.` '/'|.\##/,|`\' ## ## ## \ ## / / \ , \ \\##// , / /, /. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ >> Happy Halloween! << 10/96 , ^V^ / \ __ __ (`\ / \ |__| /\ |__)|__)\ / `\`\ / \ | |/^^\| | | `\`\ / \ _ __ __ `\`\ _/ \_ |__| /\ | | / \| ||_ |_ |\ | `\`\ (_____________) | |/^^\|__|__\_/|/\||__ |__ | \| `\`\ >>>>"""""""<<<< `\`\<<<< (o) (o) >>>> `\>>>> ,/ <<<< .'``'. ... <<<<< {__, >>>>> :o o `....'` ; >>>>>\ ___ /<<<<< `.O :' ^V^ <<<<<< \ / >>>>>> `': `. _ >>>>>>>`U--' <<<<<< `:. `. / ) <<<<<<<<< >>>>>>>>> : `. `. / / >>>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<< `..'`... `. / / /\ `\`\ `... `. / / .-```-. / ^`-. `\`\ ``... `. \ \ / \_/ (|) `o `\`\ `````. \ \ / .-. \\ _ ,--' `\`\___ \ \/ / ) \( `^^^ `\_/ `\\, \ \/ ( ) | .\`/\\ ^V^ \ ) ) / \\`\\//\\\ ) /__ | (__ jgs `\--'/\`\\ (___))) (__))) \^^\`\\`\ `\\`\\`\` -=[ Halloween greetings ]=- 10/00 _,..__ ` '-. `'-. \ '. | \ _ _ | _\__ _ |_||\ |_)|_)\_/ __ / .' ___`;.` ) | ||-\| | / / `'-.__/-'` ;---,'` \ .-' ; // /=\= _ _ _ `-/ / ; > | \0|0_ |_||\ | | / \| ||_ |_ |\ | ); ; / __) | ||-\|_ |_\_/|/\||_ |_ | \| < > | __| | ; < `\_/ _ _ _ _ \ < | .--' '_)/ \/ \/ \ ) > / / /__\_/\_/\_/ | ; (-'. \ / /-./ _ > ; ;\ '. / ) /_ _.;-._| '. / / ___ ___ ` ' | / / / .'` `""--.._..--""` `'. | / _.' / / / .-""-"-""-. \ | | / / / | / \ | /| | | / / \, | .--.-.--. | ,/ / \ \ | / / (_'- |` > `| -'_) .' \__/-./ / / | < | \ / \ \ / | (__..---..__) | | '--/ | (`|\o_/ \_o/|`) | | / / | \( > )/ | \ / /| | [>=| --- |=<] | | / / | | ,\__\ /__/, | | / / | |.____.|\==='-'===/|.____.| | / / \ \_____;_\=======/_;_____/ | / / | | _)'.===.'(_ | ,/ / / \ ; \-._\_/_.-/ ; /' / / \ /\_\_\_\ () /_/_/_/\ jgs .' _(`-; | '-.._____.-'-._____..-' .-' /_ `-.) \ | /`\ | .' .'. `-._ | | |_ | | _| / ,-~ /`-,_ / | _.;____ | | ____;._ | .-' ~ ~.'/` / /` `| |` `\ '--,=~,-',-' `----'-----'` '------'--' '--'------' >> Hallo- weenie << 10/96 ______________ .-' `-. 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(`,-- -`\ /`- --,`) / //`-_--| |--_-`\\ \ / /(_-_ _| |_ _-_)\ \ / / (_- __ \ / __ -_) \ \ / / (_ -_ - ^ - _- _) \ \ / / (_- _ /=\ _ - _) \ \ / / (_ -.':=:'. -_) \ \ (`;` (_-' :=: '-_) `;`) \\. jgs __ :=: __ .// \\\ .' `':=:'` '. /// \\\ | .--. = .--. | /// \\\ | ( / = \ ) | /// \\` \ _`' \=/ '`_ / `// ;`) ( ;_/`v`\_; ) (`; |||\ | | | | /||| |\\ | | | | //| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | (._) (_.) ||, ,|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||' '|| ///) (\\\ .///` `\\\. `//` `\\` .-"```"-. / \ | _ _ | | (_\ /_) | (_ A _) | _____ | \`"""""`/ '-.-.-' _:=:_ \\| .-""""`_'='_`""""-. \/// (`,-- -`\ /`- --,`) (`/ / //`-_--| |--_-`\\ \ .// / /(_-_ _| |_ _-_)\ \ /// / / (_- __ \ / __ -_) \ \ /// / / (_ -_ - ^ - _- _) \ \ /// / / (_- _ /=\ _ - _) \ \ '// / / (_ -.':=:'. -_) \ \// (`;` (_-' :=: '-_) (_,' \\. jgs __ :=: __ \\\ .' `':=:'` '. \\\ | .--. = .--. | \\\ | ( / = \ ) | \\` \ _`' \=/ '`_ / ;`) ( ;_/`v`\_; ) |||\ | | | | |\\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | (._) (_.) ||, ,|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||' '|| ///) (\\\ .///` `\\\. `//` `\\` -=[ skeletons ]=- 10/98 .-. (e.e) (m) .-="=-. W // =T= \\,/ () ==|== () \ =V= M(oVo) // \\ // \\ () () \\ || jgs \' '| ==" "== .-. _)/ (0,0) .\ (u) () .-. _\) .-="=-.// (o,o) \,//==\=== (e) () ===== .-. .-="=-. \(_ .-. _____ =,= (a.a) //==I==\\,/ (d.b) ()--___(0V0) (/_ (=) () ="= () (u) ||()----' \, ___.="==-._ \`(0V0) .-="-. |' \\ ()---` ==\==\\ /|) ||\\ //==/=\\ ==" \' ="= () || \\ ==. () ==== ()_/_ ==" ____(0V0) \` jgs () () \, `\"= ` ()---` // (|\ // // \\ ___(0);` \)/ .-. || // '/ '/ ()---' \\ /,(o,o) |' () "== "== \\ () (w) ==" \\ () /_ ___ \\,=", \` .-. // '-()-() =/=\\ ==" (o.o) '/ //\\|| ==== () .-. \(_ (n) "== /` \\| ="= `| (-.-) ,/ .-="=-. \) ==" `(0V0) '-- (-) () // =T= \\,/ joan stark .-="=.// () ==|== () mailto:spunk1111@juno.com //==I==` \ ="= ASCII ART GALLERY _\__() === /)(0V0) http://www.ascii-art.com/ \) .-. -' ` (0V0) // \\ //(e.e) // // // \\ .-. \) () (=) // // () () (o.o) ,| \\.="=. () () \\ || (m) () () ==/==\\ \\ \\ jgs \' '| ="=// //\\ === () \` \` ==" "== //=T= () /` \(0V0) _/ ==" ==" _\` === //\\ ==" || (|\ ,== (/_ .-. /\ (0V0) `\ || .\ \, (o.o) \\ "== () /_____ \\ () (=) () ==. .== \\ ` '--() () \\.="=-. (|/ // /, ,/ \` \\ || ==|==\\,/ '/ // // ==" \\|| \)/ === () "== () () .-. (0A0) ,/ =.= \\ // (a,a) ="= () (0V0)____ \\ // (o) ==\= // \\ ----()\ (0A0) \(/ .-="=. .===' \\ `\ =,= \,//==/=\\ // (w) () "== ===== () ==== () () (o'o) // .==I==. ="= |' `\ '-' '/ // (=) \\ ____(0V0)/|\ /|) "== () (d'b) () ()----`// \` '-' `/ \\ // /|\ /\\ \` () ==" \\ \` ==" -=[ tiny skull and crossbones ]=- 1/97 .-. (0.0) '=.|m|.=' jgs .='`"``=. -=[ skull ]=- 1/97 ______ .-" "-. / \ | | |, .-. .-. ,| | )(__/ \__)( | |/ /\ \| (_ ^^ _) \__|IIIIII|__/ | \IIIIII/ | \ / jgs `--------` -=[ skull ]=- 6/97 .-""-. / _ _ \ |(_)(_)| (_ /\ _) L====J jgs '-..-' -=[ skull ]=- 9/98 .---. / \ |(\ /)| (_ o _) |===| jgs '-.-' -=[ skulls ]=- 10/98 ( ( ) ) ( ) ( ) ) .---. ) ( .-""-. 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(_ /\ _) / \ .-""-. |xxx| (_ /\ _) / \ |v==v| |<\ />| / _ _ \ '---' |wwww| |(\ /)|( '-..-' (_ A _) |/_)(_\| '-..-' (_ o _) ) .---. |===| (_ /\ _) |===| ( / \ '---' |mmmm| jgs '---' |{\ /}| '-..-' (_ V _) |"""| '---' -=[ skull & crossbones ]=- 1/997 ______ .-" "-. / \ _ | | _ ( \ |, .-. .-. ,| / ) > "=._ | )(__/ \__)( | _.=" < (_/"=._"=._ |/ /\ \| _.="_.="\_) "=._ (_ ^^ _)"_.=" "=\__|IIIIII|__/=" _.="| \IIIIII/ |"=._ _ _.="_.="\ /"=._"=._ _ ( \_.="_.=" `--------` "=._"=._/ ) > _.=" "=._ < (_/ jgs \_) -=[ Jolly Roger ]=- 1/97 .=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-. | ______ | | .-" "-. | | / \ | | _ | | _ | | ( \ |, .-. .-. ,| / ) | | > "=._ | )(__/ \__)( | _.=" < | | (_/"=._"=._ |/ /\ \| _.="_.="\_) | | "=._"(_ ^^ _)"_.=" | | "=\__|IIIIII|__/=" | | _.="| \IIIIII/ |"=._ | | _ _.="_.="\ /"=._"=._ _ | | ( \_.="_.=" `--------` "=._"=._/ ) | | > _.=" "=._ < | | (_/ jgs \_) | | | '-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=' -=[ Jolly Roger ]=- 1/97 ___ \_/ |._ |'."-._.-""--.-"-.__.-'/ | \ .-. ( | | (@.@) ) | | '=.|m|.=' / jgs | / .='`"``=. / |.' ( |.-"-.__.-""-.__.-"-.) | | | -=[ skulls (line-style) ]=- 6/97 _______ .-" "-. / \ / \ | .--. .--. | | )/ | | \( | |/ \__/ \__/ \| / /^\ \ \__ '=' __/ |\ /| |\'"VUUUV"'/| jgs \ `"""""""` / `-._____.-' .-. .-. .--' / \ '--. '--. \ _______ / .--' \ \ .-" "-. / / \ \ / \ / / \ / \ / \| .--. .--. |/ | )/ | | \( | |/ \__/ \__/ \| / /^\ \ \__ '=' __/ |\ /| |\'"VUUUV"'/| \ `"""""""` / `-._____.-' jgs / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ ,-' ( ) `-, `-'._) (_.'-` -=[ skulls (solid-style) ]=- 6/97 .ooooo. .o8P"""""Y8o. 88' '88 8' '8 8 ,o. .o, 8 8 8 888; :888 8 8 8P '88' '88' Y8 P 8 'Y b 888 d `8b d8` 88'"88888"'88 8 `"""""""` 8 jgs `8ooooooo8` . . ..###' '###,. '####; .ooooo. ;####' '##, .o8P"""""Y8o. ,##' '##, 88' '88 ,##' '##8' '8##' '#8 ,o. .o, 8#' 8 8 888; :888 8 8 8P '88' '88' Y8 P 8 'Y b 888 d `8b d8` 88'"88888"'88 8 `"""""""` 8 `8ooooooo8` ,##' '##, ,##' '##, jgs ,##' '##, .#####, ,#####. `##' '##` -=[ skull ]=- 8/97 _.--"""""--._ .' '. / \ ; ; | | | | ; ; \ (`'--, ,--'`) / ) )(')/ _ \(')( ( (_ `""` / \ `""` _) \`"-, / \ ,-"`/ `\ / `"`"` \ /` | _. ; ; ._ | |\ '-'-'-' /| | | _ _ _ | | \ '.;_;.' / \ / jgs ',___,' q___p q___p q___p -=[ laughing skull ]=- 11/97 _________ .-' '-. .' '. / \ / \ | | | .-. .-. | | ; / | | \ ; | ; | \__/ \__/ | ; _\| /^\ |/_ / / \ \ \____ "`^`" ____/ |`\___________/`| | )\_|_|_|_/( | jgs | \ ___ / | \ '.|_|_|.' / '. .' `"""""""""` -=[ Pirate flag of Henry Avery ]=- ; 10/97 In the 1600s, the skull and crossbones were commonly used to represent death, and it was adopted by pirates toward the end of the century. However, the skull and crossbones was not a standard pirate emblem; every pirate had his own particular Jolly Roger design. _.--""""''-. .-' '. .' '. / . ) | _ ( | . / \ \ \ . . \_/ | \ .--' . ' / \ / .'____ _ /, '/ (\ `)\ | ||\__|| |;-.-.-,-,| \\___//| \--'-'-'-'| jgs '---' \ | .--. '---------.__) .-. .' \ / '. ( '. _.' ) '---. '. _.-' .--' `. `-._ _.-' _.-'` `-._ '-.,-' _.-' `-._ `'.-' _.-'` `;. '-._ .--.-'` _.-'` `'-._ `'-.--. ( .' '. ) `, _.' '._ ,' `` `` -=[ skull and crossbones ]=- 6/98 .-"""""-. / \ .-. | _ _ | .-. (_. '._ | |_\ /_| | _.' ._) '-._'-.(_ A _).-'_.-' '-._| _____ |_.-' jgs _.-'_\`"""""`/_'-._ .-.-'_.-' `-----' '-._'-.-. (,_.'` `'._,) @@ bat @@ 11/96 =, (\_/) ,= /`-'--(")--'-'\ jgs / (___) \ /.-.-./ " " \.-.-.\ -=[ 4 line bats ]=- 9/97 _ ,_, _ / `'=) (='` \ /.-.-.\ /.-.-.\ jgs ` " ` (_ ,_, _) / `'--) (--'` \ / _,-'\_/'-,_ \ jgs /.-' " '-.\ -=[ bats ]=- 10/97 (,_ ,_, _,) /|\`-._( )_.-'/|\ / | \`'-/ \-'`/ | \ / |_.'-.\ /.-'._| \ jgs /_.-' " `-._\ (,_ ,_, _,) /|\`-._( )_.-'/|\ / | \`-'/ \'-`/ | \ /__|.-'`-\ /-`'-.|__\ jgs ` " ` (,_ ,_, _,) /|\`-._( )_.-'/|\ / | \`-'/ \'-`/ | \ jgs /__|.-'`-\_/-`'-.|__\ -=[ bat- 5 lines ]=- 10/97 \--/ /`-' '-`\ / \ /.'|/\ /\|'.\ jgs \/ -=[ bat ]=- 10/97 /'. .'\ \( \__/ )/ ___ / (.)(.) \ ___ _.-"`_ `-.| ____ |.-` _`"-._ .-'.-'//||`'-.\ V--V /.-'`||\\'-.'-. `'-'-.// || / .___. \ || \\.-'-'` `-.||_.._| |_.._||.-' \ (( )) / jgs '. .' `\/` -=[ bats ]=- 10/98 =/\ /\= / \'._ (\_/) _.'/ \ / .''._'--(o.o)--'_.''. \ /.' _/ |`'=/ " \='`| \_ `.\ /` .' `\;-,'\___/',-;/` '. '\ /.-' jgs `\(-V-)/` `-.\ ` " " ` /\ /\ / \'._ (\_/) _.'/ \ /_.''._'--('.')--'_.''._\ | \_ / `;=/ " \=;` \ _/ | \/ `\__|`\___/`|__/` \/ jgs` \(/|\)/ ` " ` " /\ /\ / \'._ (\_/) _.'/ \ |.''._'--(o.o)--'_.''.| \_ / `;=/ " \=;` \ _/ `\__| \___/ |__/` jgs \(_|_)/ " ` " -=[ lots of bats ]=- 10/98 =/\ /\= / \'._ (\_/) _.'/ \ (_ _) / .''._'--(o.o)--'_.''. \ /\ /\ /.' _/ |`'=/ " \='`| \_ `.\ / \'._ (\_/) _.'/ \ /` .' `\;-,'\___/',-;/` '. '\ /_.''._'--('.')--'_.''._\ /.-' jgs `\(-V-)/` `-.\ | \_ / `;=/ " \=;` \ _/ | " " \/ `\__|`\___/`|__/` \/ (,_ ,_, _,) ` \(/|\)/ ` /|\`-._( )_.-'/|\ " ` " / | \`'-/ \-'`/ | \ _ ,_, _ / |_.'-.\ /.-'._| \ / `'=) (='` \ /_.-' " `-._\ /.-.-.\ /.-.-.\ /\ /\ ` " ` / \'._ (\_/) _.'/ \ =/\ /\= /_.''._'--('.')--'_.''._\ / \'._ (\_/) _.'/ \ | \_ / `;=/ " \=;` \ _/ | / .''._'--(e.e)--'_.''. \ \/ `\__|`\___/`|__/` \/ /.' _/ |`'=/ " \='`| \_ `.\ ` \(/|\)/ ` /` .' `\;-,'\___/',-;/` '. '\ " ` " /.-' `\(/V\)/` `-.\ , ,_, , ` " " ` / `'=) (='` \ (,_ ,_, _,) /.-.-.\ /.-.-.\ /|\`-._( )_.-'/|\ ` `V` ` / | \`-'/ \'-`/ | \ /__|.-'`-\ /-`'-.|__\ ` " ` -=[ bat for Mo ]=- 10/98 __ _ _ __ _..--"" ."""--._ ( \.---./ ) _.--""". ""--.._ .-'` ' . `'-.'. \/ e e \/ .'.-'` . ' `'-. .'` ' '.\ \ ^ / /.' ' `'. /__ ' . \`\/`-"-`\/`/ ' ' __\ ` '. .' __ . _ \{ }/ _ ' __ '. .' ` '--' '-. . /` \ { } / `\ ' .-' '--' '-' | { } | '-' \ //\ /\\ / jgs '._ // '-' \\ _.' (('. ) .')) \( / `"` >> cats<< 10/96 _ ( \ \ \ / / |\\ / / .-`````-. / ^`-. \ \ / \_/ {|} `o \ \ / .---. \\ _ ,--' \ \/ / \, \( `^^^ \ \/\ (\ ) \ ) \ ) \ \ jgs ) /__ \__ ) (\ \___ (___)))__))(__))(__))) _ / ) / / / / /\ / / .-```-. / ^`-. \ \ / \_/ (|) `o \ \ / .-. \\ _ ,--' \ \/ / ) \( `^^^ \ \/ ( ) \ ) ) / jgs ) /__ | (__ (___))) (__))) -=[ cats ]=- 8/97 _ / ) ( ( A.-.A .-""-. ) ) / , , \/ \/ / =\ t ;= / / `--,' .""| / || | \\ \ jgs ((,_| ((,_\ _ /;) (;( A,=,A ,;;;;, );) /;6;6;\/;;;;;;\/;/ =\;;t;;/=;;;;/;;;/ `==;;;;;""|;;;/ ||;| \\;\ jgs ((;;| ((;;\ ``"` ``"` -=[ surprised cat ]=- 9/97 ,-~-, ,-~~~~-, /\ /\ (\ / ,-, \ ,' ', / ~~ \ \'-' / \ \ / _ # <0 0> \ '--' \ \/ .' '. # = Y =/ \ / \ \ `#-..!.-' \ \ \ `\ \\ ) /> / \ \\ / /`/ /`__ \ \\__ jgs (____)))_))) \__))) -=[ cat ]=- 10/98 __ ` \\ /\=/\-""-.// = 'Y' = , \ '-^-' /( / /;_,) |\\ \ jgs (_/ (_/ (_(_/ "" "" "" "" __ ` \\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\=/\-""-.// /) = ^I^ = = 'Y' =(\ = 'Y' = , \ ((_ /'-^-'\ _ _/'-^-'\_)) '-u-' /( / `\`\ \ / /`/ \\ \ / //` /;_,) |\\ \ jgs (_\_|_/_) (_(_|_)_) (_/ (_/ (_(_/ """ """ """ """ "" "" "" "" -=[ witch on broom ]=- 10/97 __..--, .-' / .` / / | /==========| _______/___________|______ '-------<<<<<<<<<<<<<\------' ,--'a <<<<<<<<<<<< (___. >>>>>>>>>>> .--'--' <<<<<<<<<<< `--,___,>>>>>>>>>> _,-' '. _.--'' _.-' \ .' _.-' \ \ (`'--..__ /'-,__.' ,-~~`. | `'--..__`'--..__ ,' `- | `'--..__/ .' / | , / ,\/.___ `-._ |\ ('-.\|=-._`=-._ jgs / (`-.__/-`-,___;-.>/=-._=-._=._ _/-` | / ( /|'_=-._=-._ /___/Y_/-` | `=-._=-._= /___/Y =-. -=[ witch ]=- 10/97 __,,, _.--' / .-' / .' | .' / /_____________| /`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ /` / ____,....----'/_________________|---....,___ ,--""` `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` `""--, `'----------------.----,------------------------,-------'` _,'.--. \ \ .' 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'---. .---' / \ /_ _\ | || | jgs |_||_| -=[ Witch and Cauldron ]=- 10/97 ___ .' `"-._ / , `'-.-. / /`'. ,' _ \ `-' `-. ,' ,'\\/ \, ,' ee`-. / ./ ,(_ \ , (_/\\\ \__|`--' || ///\\| \ || ////||-./`-.} .--|| / `-.__.-`_.-.| | '._,-'`|___} `; / '. |/ || ,;'` | '.__,.-` || ':, | | || ,;' / / _,.||oOoO.,_ | | \-.O,o_O..-/ / / / \ | / / \ | | | , | / | \ ) ( ) / jgs | \ ,'.(:, ),: (_.'. / /'.' ="`""="="=="= '. `'"---'-.__.'"""` ` "" "" `"" -=[ witch ]=- 10/00 _,..__ ` '-. `'-. \ '. | \ | _\__ _ __ / .' ___`;.` ) / `'-.__/-'` ;---,'` \ .-' ; // /=\= `-/ / ; > | \0|0_ ); ; / __) < > | | | ; < `\_/ \ < | .--' ) > / / | ; (-'. \ / /-./ _ > ; ;\ '. / ) /_ _.;-._| '. / / ` ' | / / / | / _.' / / | | / / / /| | | / / / \ \ | / / .' \__/-./ / / \ \ / | '--/ | / / \ / /| | / / | | / / | | / / \ | / / | ,/ / / \ /' / / \ jgs .' _(`-; | .-' /_ `-.) \ .' .'. `-._ | | / ,-~ /`-,_ / | | .-' ~ ~.'/` / '--,=~,-',-' `----'-----'` * don't drink and drive * 11/96 '. `~~`~`~~^`~~`~^~^`~~`~~`~^~`. .` / `> ' . 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'`\/"/- '"-_-"'_ -_ --"-"_jgs_""-_'"--"'_-"-'\\/.\\' / /".\,//\//'-"-_'"-"'_ -"-'_-"_-"-_"-"'_'-"-"_``"-`"_`'""-`''""'-_'"-"-_"'"- -=[ tweaked and flipped by Colin Douthwaite ]=- 10/98 \ ', ,'~^~'~~'~~'^~^~'~~'^~~'~'~~' ,` \ ` , | , ` ' , '"-` _ ," ` , ` <' | ` ` ;^~~~^~~~'~^'^~~^'^~^~^~`. `, |" , ' : ' / `-, | | , | : |\ | " ` | \ | , : | | /~--,__ | ` , | \__,--~' ("-,_ |" ` | `, | / "-,_"-,|, _ , |_/ "-,| \\______/ \ |, | / _\___/ \ | "\ \/\ | \ | \ \, | \ |` ` \__/ _| ),_ | , | :/ \ /-,_"-,_ __ | `, /=,'/ (' `-,_"-,/_ /~=,_ | | __/=/ | \ "-/-,//~=,_~=,_ |` (__ / (' \ \_//_~=,_~=, | , '| \ ) '=,_~=,_~= |` " ` |`\__( ~=,_~ |, ` | " , | _`"-_-"` -\"\/'` , ` `\/ /-"_-"-"_``_-"`_-`"_`-"`_"-` _`"-"`_-"-`\\/\\./,"\ \ `//,\//`-"-_`"--"`_-""_jgs_"-"-- _- -"`"_-"-"`_-`""``'-""`'_"'-"''_"-"-`_`"-"_-"-_"-_`-"- '. `~~`~`~~^`~~`~^~^`~~`~~`~^~`. .` / `> ' . ' ". _ '-"` . ` ' . | . ' / .' ,'~^~^~^`^~~^`^~`~~~^~~~^; ' ' | .-' \ ` : ` . 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'`\/"/- '"-_-"'_ _-"'__-"'_ -_ --"-"_jgs_""-_'"--"'_-"-'\\/.\\' / /"".\,//\//'-"-_'"-"'_'"-"''"-"'_ -"-'_-"_-"-_"-"'_'-"-"_``"-`"_`'""-`''""'-_'"-"-_"'"- '"- _'"- _ -=[ trick or treaters ]=- 10/00 o o-'*'-o \*\|/*/ .-'---'-. / \ | .---, | | / e e \ | \| ^ |/ ()._-_.() ,/\'._.'/\. / \/ \/ \ | ^^_____^^ | |oOO` `OOo| \| '._____.' |/ | | | TRICK | | or | \ TREAT / '._______.' |_ | _| \ | / \_|_/ jgs /--T--\ (__/ \__) _...----. .' .-'` ,''--..; / | _______/________|_______ `-----/// _\ /_ \\\-----` .---./ / o\/o \ \.---. <(_ /// \__/\__/ \\\ _)> '-. // oo \\ .-' o /// __..--..__ \\\ o-'*'-o //| '\/\/\/\/' |\\ \*\|/*/ .--. """" .--. .-'---'-. / \|||-....(|||`\ / \ /\ /\| | .---, |/ \ / ; | / e e \ | '. .' | \| ^ |/ '---' | ()._-_.() ' | ,/\'._.'/\. ' . | / \/ \/ \ | | ^^_____^^ | | |oOO` `OOo| ; \| '._____.' |/ / | | '.__ __,; | TRICK | ````` | | or | | \ TREAT /_____________| '._______.' '-| | |-' |_ | _| | | | \ | / /-._|_.-\ \_|_/ /`'-.|.-'`\ jgs /--T--\ / .'. \ (__/ \__) \____/ \___/ _...----. .' .-'` ,''--..; / | _______/________|_______ `-----/// _\ /_ \\\-----` .---./ / o\/o \ \.---. <(_ /// \__/\__/ \\\ _)> _.---. '-. // oo \\ .-' .' .__`\ o /// __..--..__ \\\ / \`\| o-'*'-o //| '\/\/\/\/' |\\ / ; ' \*\|/*/ ;--. """" .-; | _ _ | .-'---'-. / \|||-....(|||`\ | (o) (o) | / \ /\ /\|/ | | .---, |/ \ / ; ' | | / e e \ | '. .' | '-. \ \| ^ |/ '---' | \_ ()._-_.() T R I C K | .._.----/` \ ,/\'._.'/\. ' . | / ``"-/||\ \ / \/ \/ \ O R | | `7, | ^^_____^^ | | . /// _ | |oOO` `OOo| T R E A T ; |' / |_) _ | \| '._____.' |/ / \-| |_)/ \ _ | |:: | '.__ __,; `| \_// \ | |:: | ````` | | \_/ ; |:: | | \ / \::. /_____________| ``'--..___/ '._______.' '-| | |-' | |_ | _| | | | __.-; \ | / /-._|_.-\ \ \_|_/ /`'-.|.-'`\ / jgs /--T--\ / .'. \'-..____.---''''`` (__/ \__) \____/ \___/ -=[ Halloween Wishes ]=- 10/97 ...thanks to my sister-in-law, Joyce, for sending my the words... ___ \--/ .' `"-._ Since this is the time /`-' '-`\ / , `'-_.-. for goblins and bats, / \ / /`'. ,' _ | /.'|/\ /\|'.\ `-' `-. ,' ,'\\/ \/ \, ,' ee`-. Halloween spirits and / ./ ,(_ \ , ghosts and cats, (_/\\\ \__|`--' || ///\\| \ || ////||-./`-.} .--|| Weird happenings and / `-.__.-`_.-.| witches brew, | '._,-'`|___} `; / '. |/ || ,;'` | '.__,.-` || ':, These are the things | | || ,;' I wish for you: / / _,.||oOoO.,_ | | \-.O,o_O..-/ / / / \ May the only ghost | / / \ that comes to stay, | | | , | / | \ ) ( ) / Be the Holy Ghost jgs | \ ,'.(:, ),: (_.'. to guide your way. / /'.' ="`""="="=="= '. `'"---'-.__.'"""` ` "" "" `"" ,, , ,, ,\\//, .--') ,\\//, ,\\\///, ,, / / May the only spirit ,\\\///, \\\\//// ,\\//, | / you chance to meet, \\\\//// \\\/// ,\\\///, /'.\ (_.'\ \\\/// ###### \\\\//// \ / ###### ////\\\\ \\\/// '--. .---' Be the spirit of love ////\\\\ /////\\\\\###### ( " ) and warm friends sweet, /////\\\\\//////\\\\////\\\\ '-' //////\\\\\\/,///\\\/////\\\\\ _ ///////\_?_\\(_) //////\\\\\\, ( \ May the only tricks .'`---`'. _j_/////\\\\\(_) ) ) you are /.'a a \.'`---`'. jgs ( ( .-""-. A.-.A asked to do, |: ^ /.'d\ /b \ \ \/ \/ , , \ \' www |: ^ | \ \ =; t /= '._____.'\' VVV / \ |"". ',--' Be the trick '._____.' / // | || of getting /_,)) |_,)) a friend or two. GREAT PUMPKIN IS COMIN' TO TOWN (Sung to the tune Santa Claus is Coming to Town) .--. Oh, you better not shriek, you better not groan, /`-'/ You better not howl, you better not moan, .----,_| (__ Great Pumpkin is coming to town! { ="""`/`""`__ `'-. /`---'`_\ /_ ' \ He's going to find out | ' / \ / \ ' | from folks that he meets, | . / _| | _\ . | Who deserves tricks and who deserves treats; | \(o/ \(o/ | Great Pumpkin is coming to town! | ,__) /\ (__, | / |\ \/ /| \ He'll search in every pumpkin patch, | | '._ _.' | | haunted houses far and near; | \ `|_| / | To see if you've been spreading gloom, | ' `\ /` ' | or bringing lots of cheer! | . \-.--/ . | \ . '--' . / So you better not shriek, you better not groan, '-...-'._ _.'-...-' You better not howl, you better not moan; jgs `` Great pumpkin is coming to town!! .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/dcau.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/dcau.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Daniel Au's ASCII Art Tutorial .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ==================================================================== Make a Start in Ascii Art ==================================================================== From: dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au) (EMAIL NO LONGER VALID) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,rec.arts.ascii Subject: Talk/Line: How to begin doing ASCII artwork Date: 4 Oct 1995 15:47:46 -0500 Message-ID: <44urti$ng8@miso.wwa.com> I just wrote this now in response to an email sent to me asking how I did my ASCII artwork. I responded by writing a brief walkthrough of my thought processes (well, kind of) and just wanted to share them on the group. Let's see more people try to make create their own new artwork instead of requesting for the old stuff all the time. It'll make for a better newsgroup overall and everyone will benefit! -- Daniel = ASCII art tips and example == Try practicing to make your own artwork by just typing on the keyboard, which is what I do (I work just using the DOS text editor which comes along with any MSDOS machine. Any text editor will do.) Begin by basic shapes. For example, if you're making an animal - say a giraffe - let's start with the head: __.ii, (__," | | | basically simple shapes to make it look approximately like it does in real life (as best as you can, at least, in this case I've cartooned it a bit :-) The " is making up the eyes, the . and , the ears and a smile. The i i are those antennae like things on top of their heads (if I remember correctly). I usually like to keep my artwork within the size of a screen. Since a giraffe is a tall animal, I'm keeping the details smaller. Then continue on with the body and some legs. Try to do a rough outline. __.ii, (__," | | | | | | | | | | | | |------------, / \\ | |\ |,._ |,______\ ||| || //' || || | || (( || || | || `\\ || || M || \\ || || /_| /_| /_| /_| It's best to add some . and , in order to smooth out some of the edges. Then the tail is in the back. Then add the detail - hair on the neck and spots on the body. __.ii, (__," |% | #% | |% | #% # |% | |% | |%-----------, / ### ##### \\ |#### """" ### |\ |,._ |,_###__\ ||| || //' || || | || (( || || | || `\\ || || M || \\ || || /_| /_| /_| /_| dcau That's pretty much for a quick giraffe that I just did while writing this letter. You can add more stuff like a tree and a bird on a branch too: O ) __.ii, \ | / O ) (__," |% - (_) - O ) | #% / | \ ) | |% O ) | #% O ) # |% ,~ | |% -- ~| ~ `O> | |------------, | ||_ FAQ 1998 .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/pets.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/pets.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. _ |\_ \` ..\ __,.-" =__Y= Pets: jgs ." ) Domesticated Animals -- _ / , \/\_ Cats and Dogs ((____| )_-\ \_-` `-----'`-----` `--` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. cats ferret rats/mice dogs hamsters paw prints cats & dogs rabbits (Some pets, like birds, snakes, fish, and lizards can be found on other pages.) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ jaguar ]=- 9/00 )\-"```-,_ /. _ `"-._ _`-c_/_'. `\ , `"-._ (_.--` '-_;-' \ `"-. (_.-----'`-.._ `\._ `\ `\'._ `'. '._'._ `'---, `._'-._ jgs `-._/'--' -=[ cat ]=- 10/00 ,_ _, |\\.-"""-.//| \` `/ / _ _ \ | a _ a | '.= Y =.' >._ ^ _.< / ````` \ ) ( ,( ), / ) / \ ( \ ) ( ) ( ) ( ( ) ( ) ( ) )_( ) ( )_(-.._ ( )_ (._.) _( )_, `\ ``( ) ( )`` .' .' jgs ``` ``` ( (` '-' -=[ cat ]=- 1/01 (\_/) /. .\ =\_T_/= / \ .-. | _ |/ /| | |\ \)_|_(/ _ jgs `"" ""` (_)_.-. '-' -=[ angel kitty ]=- 9/00 ___ ,_ '---' _, \ `-._|\_/|_.-' / | =)'T'(= | \ /`"`\ / jgs '._\) (/_.' | | /\ /\ \ T / (/ \)\ )) (( \) -=[ cats ]=- 9/00 ,_ (\(\ \\ /.. \ || \Y_, '----.// ) / | \_/ ; \\ |\`\ | jgs ((_/(_(_/ _, // /)/) || / ..\ \\.----' ,_Y/ \ ( l \_/ | | /`/| // jgs \_)_)\_)) (\(\ ).. \ \Y_, '-. ) '. | \/ \ \\ |\_ |_ jgs ((_/(__/_,'. (,----' ` (\(\ / ..( .-' ,_Y/ .' ( / \/ | jgs _| _/| // .',_\__)\_)) '----,) ` -=[ cat ]=- 4/00 _ |\/(_ / -`'. | =__-/= / ( ; \ / | / , / .' | | / --; | | || __ | /_;-` _`'. \ '-----' _.-` '._) jgs `'-------'" _ _)\/| .'`- \ =\-__= | ) \ / ; | \ \ , \ | | '. | ;-- \ __ || | .'`_ `-;_\ | (_.' '-._ '-----' / jgs "'-------'` -=[ cat ]=- 3/00 .--. '-. \ |\\_ \ \ / a'. \ \__..---../ ,__/ \ | | / /\ \-"""-'\ \ \ / / /_ \ \ \_ jgs\_\___) \__)_) .--. '-. \ |\\_ \ \ / a'. \ \__..---../ ,__/ \ | | / /\ \-"""-'\ \ \ /_/_/_ \_\_\_ jgs\_\___) \__)_) -=[ cats ]=- 8/99 _ _ /\`-"-`/\ )` _ _ `( (`\ |= Y =| ) )_\ ^ /_ ( (/ ;`-u-`; \ \| / \ | \ \_ \ / _/ / jgs (,(,,)~(,,),) _ _ /\`-"-`/\ )` _ _ `( {= Y =} \ ^ / /`;'-u-';`\ | / \ | /\ ;__\ / _/ / jgs \___, )~(,,),) (_( -=[ cats ]=- 7/99 (.-/) _.._ ).. '._.-' '. =\T = / .- \ `-'6` ( | _.-\ ,_.-' ; ; (_.(_.-' (_.-:/ / jgs .--' / `""` _.._ (\-.) .' '-._.' ..\ / -. \ = T/= | ) `6'-` ; ; '-._, /-._ \ \:-._) '-._)._) jgs \ '--. `""` -=[ cat ]=- 6/99 _ _ | '-. .-' | \'-.'-"""-'.-'/ _ |= _:'.':_ =| /:`) \ <6> <6> / / / |= |_| =| |:'\ >\:. " .:/< ) .| /'-._^_.-'\ /.:/ /::. .::\ /' / .| '::. .::' |;.:/ /`\:. .:/`\( |:. | ':. .:' | .:| | ` |:.; ;.:| ` | \:.| |:. .:| |.:/ \ |:.| |.:| / jgs /'| |\ /| |`\ (,,/:.|.-'-.|.:\,,) (,,,/ \,,,) -=[ Hello Kitty ]=- 5/99 .-. .-._ _.../ `, _.-. | `'-' \ \_'` | \ '.__,/ `\_.--, / '._/ | / '. / ; _ _'--; '--|- (_) __ (_) -|--' .--|- (__) -|--. .-\- -/-. ' '. .' ` jgs '-._ _.-' `""--....--""` .-. __ _ .-. | ` / \ | / '.()--\ | '._/ _| O _ O |_ =\ '-' /= '-._____.-' /`/\___/\`\ /\/o o\/\ (_| |_) jgs |____,____| (____|____) .-. __ _ .-. | ` / \ | / '.()--\ | '._/ _| O _ O |_ =\ '-' /= jgs '-._____.-' -=[ cat ]=- 5/99 (\ )) )\\ (( / .( \\.-"```"'` =_/= > , / \ )__.\ | > / / ||\\ jgs \\ \\ \\ \\ `" `" `" `" -=[ cats ]=- 4/99 , \)\_ / '. .---._ =P ^ ` '. `--. / \ .-'( \ | (.-' )-..__> , ; (_.--`` (__.-/ / .-.__.-'.' jgs '-...-' , _/(( _.---. .' `\ .' ` ^ T= / \ .--' | / )'-. ; , <__..-( '-.) \ \-.__) ``--._) jgs '.'-.__.-. 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'=._ `-`"""`-' _.-' jgs `'''`.___.`'''` //|\\ -=[ ferret / cat? ]=- 4/99 _....._ ,_ _, .-' '. _ /7 \--/^| .' `'._.-' ; | _/ '. ^ _ ^/ .-' | ' '-._I.' / .'\ '-. .' / | / '-._ '-.,___,. , _.-L \ \ `""` `-._ \-'.__,\ jgs'-.; '-._'. ``` ``` -=[ more cats.. other direction ]=- 3/99 _ |\___/| \\ ) ( |\_/| || =\ /= )a a `,_.-""""-. // )===( =\Y_= / \// / \ `"`\ / / | | | \ | / / \ \ /- \ \ \ / || | // /` jgs_/\_/\_/\_ _/_/\_/\_/\_((_|\((_//\_/\_/\_/\_ _ // || |\_/| \\ .-""""-._,' e e( \\/ \ =_Y/= \ \ /`"` \ | / | / / -\ / `\ \\ | || jgs \_)) |_)) _ (( \\ )) //.--. |\_/| | `'..' a a( \ \ \ =_Y/= / | / /`"` > /` --< << jgs \__)) \_)) -=[ 'Stanly', a cool cat ]=- 2/99 ,_ _, \_\_/_| (_/-\_) .-',`"`,'-. `""`;`""` (L /`} \/y'\\ .- // _// / ||: | | `;""`|'-` jgs __\_|_/__ '----'----` -=[ cat with ball ]=- 10/98 .-o=o-. , /=o=o=o=\ .--. _|\|=o=O=o=O=| \ __.' a`\=o=o=o=(`\ / '. a 4/`|.-""'`\ \ ;'`) .---. \ .' / .--' |_.' / .-._) `) _.' / /`-.__.' / jgs `'-.____; /'-.___.-' `"""` .-o=o-. , /=o=o=o=\ .--. _|\|=o=O=o=O=| \ __.' a`\=o=o=o=(`\ / '. a 4/`|.-""'`\ \ ;'`) .---. ) .' / .--' | / / .-._) '\ _.' / /`-;__.' / jgs '--.____.\ /--.___.-' `""` -=[ cat ]=- 10/98 __ ` \\ /\=/\-""-.// = 'Y' = , \ '-^-' /( / /;_,) |\\ \ jgs (_/ (_/ (_(_/ "" "" "" "" __ ` \\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\=/\-""-.// /) = ^I^ = = 'Y' =(\ = 'Y' = , \ ((_ /'-^-'\ _ _/'-^-'\_)) '-u-' /( / `\`\ \ / /`/ \\ \ / //` /;_,) |\\ \ jgs (_\_|_/_) (_(_|_)_) (_/ (_/ (_(_/ """ """ """ """ "" "" "" "" -=[ cats on a fence ]=- 8/98 * ,MMM8&&&. * MMMM88&&&&& . 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' =\ /= =\~ /= )===( ) ~ ( / \ / \ | | ) ~ ( / \ / ~ \ \ / \~ ~/ jgs_/\_/\__ _/_/\_/\__~__/_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_ | | | |( ( | | | )) | | | | | | | | | | ) ) | | |//| | | | | | | | | | |(_( | | (( | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |\)| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | -=[ cats ]=- 8/98 |\___/| =) ^Y^ (= \ ^ / )=*=( / \ | | /| | | |\ \| | |_|/\ jgs //_// ___/ \_) |\___/| ) ( =\ /= )===( / \ | | / \ \ / jgs \__ _/ ( ( ) ) (_( /\___/\ ) ( =\ /= ) ( / \ ) ( / \ \ / jgs \__ __/ )) // (( \) _ \\ |\_/| || )- - '._.-""""-. // =\Y_= / \// `"`\ / / | \ | / \ /- \ \ || | // /` jgs ((_| ((_/ _ // || |\_/| \\ .-""""-._.' - -( \\/ \ =_T/= \ \ /`"` \ | / | / / -\ / `\ \\ | || jgs \_)) |_)) -=[ flat cat ]=- 8/98 |\_/| _ / x x \ _ ("\{= Y =}/") \ \\_ ^ _// / \ \/*o*\/ / %#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%# <><><><><><><><><><><> %#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%# jgs / //\ \ / /|| \ \ (,,/ \\ \,,) )) (/ %#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%# <><><><><><><><><><><> %#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%# |\_/| _ / e e \ ("\{= Y =} \ \\_ ^ _/ \ \/***\ \ \( ) \ #%#%#%#\ \ <><>|<>#("/ <><><>|<#\ #> #%#%#%#%# | |#% #%(,,/ \\ | | # )) \,,) jgs/cd (/ |\_/| _ / x x \ _ ("\{= Y =}/") \ \\_ ^ _// / \ \/***\/ / \ / %#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%# <><><><><><><><><><><> %#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%# jgs /_ //\__\ /\//|| \\/\ (_X/ \\ \X_) |_/ )) \_| (/ -=[ angel kitty ]=- 7/98 _____ `=====` (~~~~~~~\ , | , /~~~~~~~) ~~(~~ \ |\."./| / ~~)~~ ~(~~ \/ _:':_ \/ ~~)~ ~~( /= =\ )~~_____ "\== Y ==/"'` `. /`-._^_.-'\ ,- . \ / ` \ / \ \ \ \.___./ /_ _\ / / jgs/TT `, \ / ,' (,-----' / ""' '"" '------' TT: Therese Teske http://members.home.net/teriann/ -=[ cats ]=- 6/98 ,_ _, |\\`-"""-`//| \ :'.': / /=-<0> <0>-=\ |= Y =| \'._.-'-._.'/ jgs { '. `'-'` .' } {=. ` '-' ` .=} ,_ _, |\\`-"""-`//| \ :'.': / /=- -=\.=";```":, |= Y =|':. ': ':`. \'._.-'-._.'/ ': : : '\ { '. `'-'` .' } '/.:. ': \ {=. ` '-' ` .=} |:' .: \ =} { =. "=_ _=" .= }.=\:' .: | =} \= \ ` / =/'.=`'--; //= } jgs '._ `\=/` _.' (_.-=-=-=-'=.' \,,),,/ ( ,-==-==` `._) /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ /\-/\ (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (=^Y^=) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) (>o<) -=[ cat ]=- 6/98 .-. _ __ ` )`'-,`\ .-''``.-' _.-''-. _.' `'--._.' ,-' / `\ _`'--'` .' '._ _`- .--. .--. (` `.' / '.' \ '. .' \ 0 | 0 / '. / _ '._.---._.' _ \ / `'-. ( ) .-'` \ / .---'_. . `-,-` . ._'---. \ | -'` . | . `'- | /_ . ' /;\ ' . ,_\ '-. '-..-`( ' )`-..-' / '._ '-' _.' jgs '-..,__ __,..-' `'---'` -=[ cat w/ ball ]=- 4/98 __ __, \,`~"~` / .-=-. / . .\ / .-. \ { = Y}= (_/ \ \ \ / \ \ _/`'`'`b \ `.__.-'` \-._ | '.__ `'-;_ | _.' `'-.__) \ ;_..--'/ // \ | / / | // | jgs \ \ \__) \ // / \__) '.// .' `'-'` -=[ cat ]=- 4/98 |\.-"-./| \` `/ |= ^Y^ =| \__ ^ __/ /`=+o+=`\ | | | ( ) | jgs (,,)---(,,) -=[ cats ]=- 4/98 _ _..._ __ \)` (` / / `\ | d b | =\ Y =/--..-="````"-. '.=__.-' `\ o/ /\ \ | | \ \ / ) \ .--""`\ < \ '-' / // | || \ '---' jgs ((,,_/ ((,,___/ __ _..._ _ \ `) `(/ /` \ | d b | .-"````"=-..--\= Y /= /` `-.__=.' _ / /\ /o ( \ / / | | \ '-' / > /`""--. / '---' / || | \\ jgs \___,,)) \_,,)) -=[ sleeping cat ]=- 2/98 /\__ .--.----' - \ / ) \___/ | '------.___) jgs `---------` -=[ cat ]=- 10/97 ,__ __, | \,-"""-,/ | \.'_ _'./ / \ >| Y |< \ \ : / / jgs '. '-^-' .' /`-------'\ / >o< \ | | .-| |-. | | | | | | | | | | | | \ | | | | / )| \ / |(`. .' /\__)._.(__/_,) ) ""` (_______,.' -=[ surprised cat ]=- 9/97 ,-~-, ,-~~~~-, /\ /\ (\ / ,-, \ ,' ', / ~~ \ \'-' / \ \ / _ # <0 0> \ '--' \ \/ .' '. # = Y =/ \ / \ \ `#-..!.-' \ \ \ `\ \\ ) /> / \ \\ / /`/ /`__ \ \\__ jgs (____)))_))) \__))) -=[ cats ]=- 8/97 _ / ) ( ( A.-.A .-""-. ) ) / , , \/ \/ / =\ t ;= / / `--,' .""| / || | \\ \ jgs ((,_| ((,_\ _ /;) (;( A,=,A ,;;;;, );) /;6;6;\/;;;;;;\/;/ =\;;t;;/=;;;;/;;;/ `==;;;;;""|;;;/ ||;| \\;\ jgs ((;;| ((;;\ ``"` ``"` -=[ cat with long tail ]=- 7/97 /\-/\ /o o \ _ =\ Y =/-~~~~~~-,______________________________________________/ ) '^--' _______________________________________________/ \ / || |---'\ \ jgs (_(__| ((__| /\-/\ _ / o o\ ( \_________________________________________,-~~~~~~-\= Y /= \__________________________________________ '--^' \ / / /'---| || jgs |__)) |__)_) -=[ run-over Kitty ]=- thanks to Clyde Watson! ,,, /\_/\ ,,, \\=('o')=// /////////////////////////////////////////////////// <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ // (( \\ "' )) "' (( ` Information Highway Victim /////////////////////////////////////////////////// <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ jgs&cww -=[ cats ]=- 5/97 /\_/\ _ /`` \ / ) |n n |__ ( ( =(Y =.'` `\ \ \ {`"` \ ) ) { / |/ / \\ ,( / / ) ) /-'\ ,_.' jgs (,(,/ ((,,/ _ /\_/\ ( \ / ``\ ) ) __| n n| / / /` `'.= Y)= ( ( / `"`} \ \| \ } \ \ ), // '._, /'-\ ( ( jgs \,,)) \,),) -=[ cat at the wall ]=- 4/97 |____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____ ____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____| __|____|____|____|____|___|_ ____|____|____|____|____|__ |____|____|____|____|___| (\.-./) _|____|____|____|___|___|_ ____|____|____|____|____|_ = (^ Y ^) = _|____|____|____|____|__ |____|____|____|____|____|___ /`---`\ __|____|____|____|____|____| __|____|____|____|____|____|_U___|_U|____|____|____|____|____|_ |____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____ _jgs|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|_ -=[ kitty at the wall ]=- 4/97 /\ /\ |`\\_,--="=--,_//`| \ ." :'. .': ". / ==) _ : ' : _ (== |>/O\ _ /O\<| | \-"~` _ `~"-/ | >|`===. \_/ .===`|< jgs .-"-. \===' | '===/ .-"-. -----{'. 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'./ _| _ /.`'./ (.\-/.)--------.__________________.-------{.'. { \6 6/ / \ `\.'`\ ( =\ /= ______/....................\______ \.'.\ \ /O\ | | }'.'} ) / \ | [[[[[[[[[[ === () () () | {'.'/ ( U U | ________ | `~` \(| |)| [[[[[[[[[[ === [________] | _w___w_:----------------------------------:_______ | [] [][][][] [][][][] [][][][] [][][] == ===== | | | | [][][][][][][][][][][][][][]_ [][][] [][][][] | | [_][][][][][][][][][][][][]| |[][][] [][][]|| | | [] [][][][][][][][][][][][__| [][][]|| | | [__] [][][][][][][][][][][___] [] [][][]|| | | [_] [_][_____________][_] [_][][][] [__][]|| | '--------------------------------------------------' -=[ pouncing cat ]=- 2/97 /) (( )) , //, /,\="=/,\ /` d b `\ =\:. Y .:/= /'***o***'\ ( ( ) ) jgs (,,)'-=-'(,,) -=[ Sylvester ]=- 2/97 / , /\ \|/ /\ |\\_;=._//| \." 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(( / ^ \ /6 6\ \ \\ /| | |\ =\_Y_/= (_ ;\ \( | | | ) _U//_/-/__/// `"" ""` /jgs\ (( ^^^^^ ` -=[ fat cat ]=- 1/97 ,___ _______ ___, \ \` `/ / _ / 0 0 \ ( \ >= Y =< ) ) \__ w __/ ( ( /`+=+=o=+=+`\ \ \__/ \__ \/ ) ( \ / / \ \ \ / / \ \ / jgs \/ /-._________.-\ \/ (((_) (_))) -=[ cat ]=- 12/96 _ |\_ \` ..\ __,.-" =__Y= jgs ." ) _ / , \/\_ ((____| )_-\ \_-` `-----'`-----` `--` -=[ cat and mouse ]=- 12/96 ,_ _, |\\___//| |=6 6=| \=._Y_.=/ , ) ` ( )) / \ (( | _| __ \\_/| | (,).-" ". jgs`-\| |._/', _ ( )_______, '"' `^'"` """"'` -=[ cat ]=- 12/96 ,_ _, |\\___//| |=6 6=| \=._Y_.=/ ) ` ( , / \ (( | | )) /| | | |\_// jgs \| |._.| |/-` '"' '"' @@ cat @@ 11/96 \ /\ ) ( ') ( / ) jgs \(__)| * sleeping cat aka "Chessie" of the Chesapeake and Ohio Railroad * 11/96 , /| ___,/'\ ,-"` ~ `; .`\ / `\. ,/_ _ |\ `\ ,--,__,-" ,_,-'"` \`\ `- , \ / / _/ `"~-\ \ / .-' |/ / `\ __, .-; '.-' / `\_. `-'__, _/ _/ `\` /`__/ / _,-`--'/ .-" _/ / / / _,-"`/ /' / \__/ jgs >> cats<< 10/96 _ ( \ \ \ / / |\\ / / .-`````-. / ^`-. \ \ / \_/ {|} `o \ \ / .---. \\ _ ,--' \ \/ / \, \( `^^^ \ \/\ (\ ) \ ) \ ) \ \ jgs ) /__ \__ ) (\ \___ (___)))__))(__))(__))) _ / ) / / / / /\ / / .-```-. / ^`-. \ \ / \_/ (|) `o \ \ / .-. \\ _ ,--' \ \/ / ) \( `^^^ \ \/ ( ) \ ) ) / jgs ) /__ | (__ (___))) (__))) ** cat face ** 10/96 .__....._ _.....__, .": o :': ;': o :". `. `-' .'. .'. `-' .' `---' `---' _...----... ... ... ...----..._ .-'__..-""'---- `. `"` .' ----'""-..__`-. '.-' _.--"""' `-._.-' '"""--._ `-.` ' .-"' : `"-. ` ' `. _.'"'._ .' ` `. ,.-'" "'-., .' `. .' jgs `-._ _.-' `"'--...___...--'"` ~ a little cat ~ 9/96 . . \`-"'"-'/ } 6 6 { =. Y ,= (""-'***`-"") `-/ \-' jgs ( )-( )===' "" "" ~ another little cat ~ 9/96 . . \`-"'"-'/ } 6 6 { =. Y ,= /^^^\ . / \ ) jgs ( )-( )/ "" "" to dogs to pet page #2 .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/oddsends.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/oddsends.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ODDS AND ENDS ! Doesn't everyone have a "junk drawer" at home? You know, some place that you put all your little stuff? Well, this is my catch-all category of items that I have no clue as to where to put them on this web page! Most of them were made in response to requests... So, I've tossed them all together on this page... Have fun browsing! ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ┃ _////// ┃ ┃ // ●● \ ┃ ┃ ( 7 ) ┃ ┃ \ '=' / ┃ ┃ /'---'\ ┃ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. driver's license cauldrons crutches nuclear explosion canes director's chair candle- 5 line snowglobe candle carousel globe marionette puppet round "tuit"s soap bag of money spinning wheel barber pole fire bar furniture noose and hangman stuffed chair bucket of water beds fire hydrant table and chairs fireplace/hearth flame torch fence pi ribbon feathers brick sheriff's badge magic lamp message in bottle bombs paper dolls skate key gun record albums ball & chain bag shackles rope .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ license ID ]=- 3/00 ___________________________ / _______ \ || .sss. | F L O R I D A | ||SS"""S | | ||S a\aS | Xxxxx Xxxxxxx | ||S = / | 2892 XxxxxxXx | ||_/ -'__| XXXX, XXX 32708 | |htxx wtxx RR302042 | jgs \____________________________/ -=[ crutches ]=- 12/99 _ _ _ ( '.__.' ) ( '.__.' )_.' '._ _.;| || || || //\\ //\\|__|| ||__||--|| ||--||| || || ||\// \\// || || || || || || || || || jgs || || || || || || || /__\ /__\ -=[ cane ]=- 2/00 .-""-. / .--. \ | | \_| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_| jgs [_] -=[ cane ]=- 11/00 .-""-. / .--. \ | | | | \_| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_| jgs [_] @@ candle @@ 11/96 ) (_) .-'-. | | | | | | | | __| |__ .-. .-' | | `-: : : `---' :-' jgs `-._ _.-' '"""""" * 5-line candle * 11/96 ) (_) |`| | | _() jgs \_|_|_/` -=[ candle ]=- 6/97 ( )\ {_} .-;-. |'-=-'| | | | | | | | | jgs '.___.' -=[ candle ]=- 7/97 ( (,) |~~'~~| | | .--|_____|--. jgs '.___________.' -=[ candle ]=- 9/97 ,,;;;;;,, ,;;:::::::;;, ,;;::' , ':::;, ;;:: /( ::;; ;;:: | \ ::;; ';;::.\c/.::;;' ';:::'-,:::;' '';| |;'' '-, | | '-, | | '-, | | '-, | | jgs /`"`\ .-'. _.'-. `._ ` _.' `"---"` -=[ candlestick ]=- 12/98 , )\ / ,\ |.:.| \+/ .'"-.)_ | '. ) ,_ \ .--. ( / \ | /.--.\ `) | | | // || (_/ \ | // // |______\_) // // _ , (________) || // `,\ |'.___)______(___.'| \'--'/ \ / '--' jgs '.____________.' -=[ holiday candle ]=- 12/988 .... .::\:::. ::::)`\::: :::/ /::: ::| |::: ':\_/::' /`"'-:___ | _`\ | .-. ( \ ; , , , , \_) '--' | ( |\_.'/ )`-'\__,| \_)|\_/ .`(_ / `. (| _| . '_.-'` '--. `'. | (_)_' ( /.-. `\______(_)(_)`--' ` \/ jgs _). '-. '--._ _.-' . `) : ( `-. < ) . <'-. ' .-', _'._'. '-. '.-'` )'/ \/ \( `\( `; -=[ candle in chianti bottle ]=- 3/99 , )\ \/ ## ,)#, ( (';) ( . ( ,) ( ) ( ) )', ).'` ( ( .-( '.; ) ); '-._) (_.'`._)' \ jgs \ / (`------`) `""""""` -=[ holiday candle ]=- 10/00 ,_ )\ /,( \)/ .--"T"--. |`"-----"`| |:. | |:: | ,-|::. |-, \`"--...--"`/ '-. .-' `| |` ,| | ,\\///, \ \\()>//()\\\ '-. >>//<\\\<<___.-' jgs `""` -=[ marionette ]=- 5/98 \ =+===\===+= | | \ | | | | | | |_|_ | | %%%%%| | % ''%| | %\_/%| |\/ \| \/| |\/ ( \ \ \\ / // \_)) -=[ soap ]=- 3/98 ___________ .;---------./| // S O A P // | |'---------'| / jgs | | / '-----------'` -=[ bar of soap ]=- 6/00 .-"""""""""""""""""""""""""-. / .----------------------. /| / / .--. .--. .-. .--. / / | / / (__ / | /__| /__/ / / | / / `)| / / // / / | / / '---' '--' ' '' / / ; | \_____________________.' / . |'._______________________.;| . | , . | ; . \ /_/ jgs `--------------------------` -=[ spinning wheel ]=- 1/99 _ .-":"-. /.' : '.\, | _'.|.'_.|\ |' '.:. | `\, \.' | './_.-'{} '-.:.-'` || |\________||_ [___________] || |\\ ||=======;=\\ jgs () () () -=[ fire ]=- 7/97 ( . ) ) ( ) . ' . ' . ' . ( , ) (. ) ( ', ) .' ) ( . ) , ( , ) ( . ). , ( . ( ) ( , ') .' ( , ) (_,) . ), ) _) _,') (, ) '. ) ,. (' ) jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ chair ]=- 7/98 .-===-. | . . | | .'. | ()_____() ||_____|| jgs W W -=[ couch/sofa ]=- 7/98 .-="""""""""""=-. | . . . . . . . | | .'.'.'.'.'.'. | ()_______________() ||_______________|| jgs W W 7 lines: .-="""""""""""=-. | . . . . . . . | | .'.'.'.'.'.'. | ()____ _____ ____() ||____I_____I____|| ||_______________|| jgs W W -=[ wicker chaise ]=- 11/00 _..--""``````"""--.._ .'` .-xxXXXXXXXXXXXxx-. `'. ((`\`XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX /`)) \'.\ /^\XXXXXXXXXXX/^\ /.'/ `-\\\_/XXXXXXXXXXX\_///-' |L________________J| |."`"`"`"``"`"`"`"`| |_.".".".__."."."._| jgs |/ \/ \| -=[ chair ]=- 2/99 _.--"""""""--._ .' '. / o \ | o o | | o o | | o | | o o | |.-. o .-.| / | o o | \ /--. |___________| .--\ / \/ \/ \ | /_____________\ | | | | | | '-------------' | | : : | |____:_____________:____| | | |_______________________| jgs (__) (__) -=[ man in chair ]=- 2/99 .-""-._ / ___/ \ _&_ _.--""|/ `\| // \\ .' ( ^/ ^ )'. / / \ \ / | _ | \ // / \ \\ | _\____/ | /_/_/_\_\_\ | .' \____/-._ | .-"-. | / `; /# \ | / / _|_.---\ | | |.-.; :--.-(_/.____/.-""\___/"-. / \ / ~~/ /\ \{"=.______.="} /--. ; /___/_~~/ ; .--\"=...__...="} / \-/ `\______|/ \-.______..-; | /`| | \ | |||| || | /_ | |_______/ | |||| || | \_/| |-------' |--'||'--._|| | | | | || |> |______| |____________|._ || _..-;| | [___] | `||() || |______ |\/|____________|jgs|| () (__) \__/ (__) () -=[ woman in chair ]=- 2/99 .-""-. /.-'.'/`\ _&_ _.--"|( ;--`)( | // \\ .' / |e e/ ) / / \ \ / | )| ^ | ) \ // / \ \\ | /( )\-__/( )| /_/_/_\_\_\ | ( ;-'/__/\ ) / .-"-. | .' `/ '--'. /# \ | / /\ : _ _.---\ | | |.-.; :--.-(_/.____/.-""\___/"-. / \ / ~~/ /\ \{"=.______.="} /--. ; /___/_~~/ ; .--\"=...__...="} / \-/ `\______|/ \-.______..-; | /`| | \ | |||| || | /_ | |_______/ | |||| || | \_/| |-------' |--'||'--._|| | | | | || |> |______| |____________|._ || _..-;| | /___\ | `||() || |______ |\/|____________|jgs|| () (__) \__/ (__) () -=[ bed ]=- 7/98 ()___ ()//__/)_________________() ||(___)//#/_/#/_/#/_/#()/|| ||----|#| |#|_|#|_|#|_|| || ||____|_|#|_|#|_|#|_|#||/|| jgs || |#|_|#|_|#|_|#|_|| -=[ bed ]=- 10/97 || || || ||/||___ || || /` )____________||_/| ||/___ //_/_/_/_/_/_/||/ | ||(___)/_/_/_/_/_/_/_|| | || |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|| /| || | | | | | | | ||/|| ||~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|| jgs || || -=[ bed ]=- __ (__) [] [] .------, [] _( )[] .'`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^))\`.----'`[] jgs { ~ - ~~ _ ~ - ~~ - ~ - (( | | [] { )) | | [] { ((__|_|-----[] { )) [] `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'-' [] (__) (__) -=[ bedroom ]=- 11/00 ____________ / __________ \ ||. ' /)<\@ || || <\@_/(\')|| || (/|)(/@/>|| ||_.___)/_'_|| _T_ \____________/ _T_ / \ _ _ / \ / \ (_) (_) / \ /_______\ | | __________________ | | /_______\ | |= | /` .:'':. `\ | =| | / \ | | '::' '::' | | / \ _\___/_ | | ;-"""-'""--"-; | | _\___/_ /"""""""\ | | / \ | | /"""""""\ |[__o__]| | | _\ /_ | | |[__o__]| ____|.-----.|_| |` '-..--''--..-' `| |_|.-----.|_____ ____||_____||_|/"`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`"\|_||_____||_____ ||=====|| | __...----''''----...__ | ||=====|| (| |) |` `| (| |) | | | | ,;;;;;, | | ;;' , ';; | |;; _; ; ;; |_ _|;;(__);_ ;; (_) (_);;|(__)_);; | | __________________ | |;; |_,___); | /` .:'':. `\ |;; ; ; ;; | | '::' '::' | |;; ; ; ;; | | .'::'. | | ;;. ' .;; j |--------------------| | ';;;;;' g | | | s |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| | |_| |_| -=[ table and chairs ]=- 2/98 |\ /| || _______________ || ||___ '=::=======::-' ___|| | __ | || || | __ | jgs ||==|| || || ||==|| "" "" "" "" "" "" -=[ flame ]=- 11/97 ( ( ,) ). ( ) (, )' (. \WWWWWWWW/ '--..--' }{ jgs {} -=[ pi ]=- 11/97 ,;;;;;;;;;;;;' ;;'';;'';;''' ' ;; ;; ;; ;; jgs ;; ;; ;' ;' -=[ feathers ]=- 11/97 \ / `I=. .=I` /|\ `"=I._ _.I="` /|\ |/|\| /|\ `"=I="` /|\ |/|\| |/|\| |/|\| /|\ |/|\| |/|\| |/#\| |/|\| |/|\| |/|\| |/#\| |###| |/#\| |/|\| |/#\| |###| jgs \#/ |###| |/#\| |###| \#/ ` \#/ |###| \#/ ` ` |###| ` \#/ -=[ Sheriff's badge? ]=- 11/97 () /\ ()--' '--() `. .' / .. \ jgs ()' '() -=[ message in a bottle ]=- 11/97 [] [||] |||| | | | | / _ \ |(-_)| |\ /| || || || || || || |/ \| jgs |-..'| `""""` _____________ __________ /\ \_____ _ (\ -=- \ |; _____|_| `\ --=-= \ \/____________/ \ -==--=- \ __ ) -==-==- ) jgs \/ ( =-==-= ( \ -=- \ /_) -=- ) `""""""""""` -=[ paper dolls ]=- 11/97 _ _ _ _ _ __( )__( )__( )__( )__( )__ '--. .--. .--. .--. .--. .--' / _ \/ _ \/ _ \/ _ \/ _ \ jgs (/ \)(/ \)(/ \)(/ \)(/ \) -=[ gun ]=- 11/97 .-. __ _| '-----------._____________.-'\ `-.`\,' .======. \ ===== ======= \==. __.' || (___|- = = |----------------| | / ,_ || ___| - - -|________________/ | / / / || (___| = = =|________________)==' | (_/ '======'_-- -/ / (_II== / | .---. ___/ / ::. .--. /\ / |( | .::::. / \\ \( // jgs / .:::::: | '-----' ; :::::::: | | :::::::: | |::::::::: | /::::::::: | '-----------' -=[ ball and chain ]=- 7/97 __ /` `\ ___ | | [___]>=-=-=-=-=' \____/ jgs -=[ shackles ]=- 9/98 .==. .==. // \\.,.,.,.,.,.// \\ jgs \\__//`'`'`'`'`'`\\__// `""` `""` -=[ cauldrons ]=- 6/97 ( ) ) ______(____ (___________) / \ / \ | | ____\ /____ ()____'.__ __.'____() jgs .'` .'```'. `-. ().'` `'.() ( ) ) _(______ (________) ) ( / \ ___| |___ ()__\___ _ __/__() .`/``||``\`. jgs ()/ () \() -=[ nuclear explosion ]=- 5/97 _ ._ _ , _ ._ (_ ' ( ` )_ .__) ( ( ( ) `) ) _) (__ (_ (_ . _) _) ,__) `~~`\ ' . /`~~` ,::: ; ; :::, ':::::::::::::::' ____jgs______/_ __ \____________ -=[ poof! ]=- 1/97 .( * . .* . ) . . . POOF .* . '* . ( .) ' ` ( . * ~a director's chair~ (early art!) ____ |____| |\___|\. \|____\| \ / \/ /\ / \ jgs -=[ snowglobe ]=- 12/96 ____ .-" +' "-. /.'.'A_'*`.\ |:.*'/\-\. ':| |:.'.||"|.'*:| \:~^~^~^~^:/ /`-....-'\ jgs / \ `-.,____,.-' -=[ globe with carousel unicorn ]=- 12/96 (unicorn modified from existing work-artist unknown- bh?) ____ .-" o "-. / | \ / __|,;;;/ \ |,;( )_ )~\| | \' // |\\ / \ ``_|_'' / /`-....-'\ / \ `-.,____,.-' jgs/bh -=[ bag of money ]=- 6/97 \`\/\/\/`/ )======( .' '. / _||__ \ / (_||_ \ | __||_) | | || | '. .' jgs '------------' -=[ bags / sacks ]=- 3/99 _....._ ';-.--';' }===={ _.---.._ .' '. ';-..--'; /:: \ `}===={ |:: | .: '. \::. /_;:_ \ '::_ _-;'--.-'; | ````` }====={ / .' '. _.' /:: \`` |:: | \::. / jgs '::_ _.' `````` -=[ money bags ]=- tweak 12/99 _....._ ';-.--';' }===={ _.---.._ .' _|_ '. ';-..--'; /:: (_|_` \ `}===={ |:: ,_|_) | .: _|_ '. \::. | /_;:_ (_|_` \ '::_ _-;'--.-';_|_) | ````` }====={ | / .' _|_ '. _.' /:: (_|_` \`` |:: ,_|_) | \::. | / jgs '::_ _.' `````` -=[ barber pole ]=- 6/97 .-"-. .' '. | | \ / [_______] |##' ,| |#' ,#| |' ,##| | ,###| |,###'| |###' | |##' ,| |#' ,#| |'_,##| [_______] \ / jgs | | -=[ a round tuit ]=- 1/97 ..... .@@@@@@@@@@@. .@@@' '@@@. @@' '@@ @' '@ @ @ @ @@@@@ @ @ @ @@@@@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ '@@@' @ @ @ @ @ @. .@ @@. .@@ @@@. .@@@' jgs '@@@@@@@@@@@' ''''' .oOOOOOOo. oO' 'Oo O' 'O O OOO O O O OOO O O O O O O O O O O 'OO' O O O O. .O Yb. .dP jgs 'YOOOOOOP' -=[ bar ]=- 7/97 .======================================. | ___ ___ ___ _ _ _ | | \_/ \_/ \_/ C|||C|||C||| |-| |-| |-| | | _|_ _|_ _|_ ||| ||| ||| |_| |_| |_| | '======================================' .:. C|||' ___|||______________________________ [____________________________________] | ____ ____ ____ ____ | | (____) (____) (____) (____) | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |____| |____| |____| |____| | | I====I I====I I====I I====I | | | | | | | | | | | -=[ noose and hang man ]=- 9/97 (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/)) (/)(/) (/)'`(/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/)(/) jgs `""` ,%%%%%%%%, %%o%%/%%%%%% %%%%\%%%<%%%%% %%>%%%/%%%%o%% %%%%%o%%\%%//% %\o%\%%/%o/%%' '%%\ `%/%%%' '%| |%|%' | | (O | | |\ | | >> | | / \ jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ _______ |/ | | (_) | \|/ | | | / \ | jgs_|___ -=[ water bucket ]=- 10/97 ___________ /=//==//=/ \ |=||==||=| | |=||==||=|~-, | |=||==||=|^.`;| jgs \=\\==\\=\`=.: `"""""""`^-,`. `.~,' ',~^:, `.^;`. ^-.~=;. `.^.:`. -=[ fire hydrant ]=- 10/97 ! .:::. ///|\\\ {=-=-=-=} .-||||/..\ c[I ||||\''/ '-||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| jgs [=======] `"""""""` -=[ fireplace ]=- 4/98 , ."". , , # |()| # , _#_#___|__|___#_#__ [__________________] |-_ -=__=-_ -==_-| |_.------------.=| |=| o o |=| _|-| ! `( ! |-|_ /==_| ! _(_.)_ ! |=_-\ |jgs|/^\^=^^=^/^\| _=| -=[ fence ]=- 11/98 /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ _||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_ -||-||-||-||-||-||-||-||-||-||- || || || || || || || || || || _||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_ -||-||-||-||-||-||-||-||-||-||- ^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ ribbon ]=- 11/98 .-. / _ \ / / \ \ | | | | \ \ / \ \ / \ \ / / \ \ | / \ | jgs |/ \| -=[ brick or Lego ]=- 7/99 .=========. / (_) (_) /| /-========-/ | | |/ '-========-' -=[ magic lamp ]=- 6/00 ( /\ _) _ _\/_ _( ( \_.'""""'._.'/ `)|`'-----'` / " \__ __.' jgs /___\ -=[ bombs ]=- 6/00 *. ) .-.-(-.-. |~|~|~|~| |-'-'-'-| |[00:05]| |-.-.-.-| jgs | | | | | '-'-'-'-' . \'/ -=>*<=- .-"/.\ / ' _| _.|_|._ .' '. / \ | # | | | \ / '. .' jgs `'---'` -=[ skate key ]=- 6/00 .. //\\ \\//________ > ________() //\\ jgs \\// `` -=[ record ]=-&nbssp; 6/00 __..------..__ .-" __ "-. .' ."``__``". '. | ( (__) ) | \ '..____..' / '. .' jgs `--...______...--` _...::::::..._ .::::::::::::::::::. .::::::::``__``::::::::. |:::::( (__) ):::::| \:::::::..____..:::::::/ '::::::::::::::::::::' jgs `--::::::::::::--` ```````` -=[ bag ]=- 5/00 ,.,.,.,, ;^. ;^. | |^^^^^^| | | | | | | | | | jgs '.| | `------` -=[ rope ]=- 5/00 -._.-"""-.-"""-..-"""-.-"""-.-"""-.-"""-.-"""-.-"""-._.-"-' =. _'. '. '. '. '. '. '. '. '. -'_ .-'.-. \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \'-_. .-'-__.'.___.'.___.'.____.'.___.'.___.'.___.'.___.'.___.'._-. jgs .-' .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Be sure to visit Clothing and Personal Items Page .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/99jan.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/99jan.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. _..@._ .' `\ / - - | / a a /, , | ^ D) ) ||\ , \ .__, /'. '. |\`,'/ .-';`-.___..;.-'\ \ \ _| / | .` _.; | -.`| \ _.-'| | \ ' \ 1 | . .' | | January '._/`; 9 \ / /___\. 1999 / \ 9 \ | .`;,' _\_ ASCII Art | \ 9 '.| _/___|_/_|_}_ Update /\__ ' `'. '; \___________/ | ',`'-.,_'. \ |:. | \/`'. ._,;`'. \ |:.HAPPY | \ `\.' `| \ ||:. NEW | | .' /-`\/|:.YEAR! | ;.' . _.'` / ||::. | .' ,-' / / ;`-------`; / .'`; \ ( ':_ _.' \ ( \ ` )`'`( \_,()))) jgs .' '. `"""""""""` .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. CHARACTERS: -=[ snorks ]=- 12/98 ..... /`.---' .'_'-. /` / \|`\ | _ \o/\o/| \ '.____, / jgs `-.....-' _ .../() /`.---' .'_'-. /` / \|`\ | _ \o/\o/| \ '.____, / jgs `-.....-' _ .../() /`.---' .-. .'_'-.,-. ( /` / \|`\ ) ( | _ \o/\o/| ) \\ '.____, // jgs `-.....-' -=[ Homer Simpson ]=- 12/98 & .-"`"-. / \ | __ _| | / \/ \ WW \_o/_o/ ( _) | .----\ ; | '----' \__'--;` jgs |___/\| -=[ South Park Characters ]=- 1/99 _._ .-'---'-. /___\_/___\ | (.I.) | \ ___ / .--'._____.'--. (_\ : /_) |_____:_____| jgs (_____|_____) _____ .'_____'. _|[_____]|_ (_/ (.I.) \_) \ ___ / .-'-...-'-. (_\ /_) |-------| jgs (___|___) _( )_ .`_____`. (_________) | ('I') | \ _ / .-'-----'-. (_\ : /_) |-------| jgs (___|___) _....._ .` `. / .-"-. \ | |(.I.)| | \ '._.' / .'-.___.-'. (_\ /_) |_______| jgs (___|___) _._ _____ _( )_ _....._ .-'---'-. .'_____'. .`_____`. .` `. /___\_/___\ _|[_____]|_ (_________) / .-"-. \ | (.I.) | (_/ (.I.) \_) | ('I') | | |(.I.)| | \ ___ / \ ___ / \ _ / \ '._.' / .--'._____.'--. .-'-...-'-. .-'-----'-. .'-.___.-'. (_\ : /_) (_\ /_) (_\ : /_) (_\ /_) |_____:_____| |-------| |-------| |_______| jgs (_____|_____) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) SEASONAL: NEW YEAR: -=[ Happy New Years ]=- 1/99 _..@._ .' `\ / - - | / a a /, , | ^ D) ) ||\ , \ .__, /'. '. |\`,'/ .-';`-.___..;.-'\ \ \ _| / | .` _.; | -.`| \ _.-'| | \ ' \ 1 | . .' | | '._/`; 9 \ / /___\. / \ 9 \ | .`;,' _\_ | \ 9 '.| _/___|_/_|_}_ /\__ ' `'. '; \___________/ | ',`'-.,_'. \ | | \/`'. ._,;`'. \ | HAPPY | \ `\.' `| \ || NEW | | .' /-`\/| YEAR! | ;.' . _.'` / || | .' ,-' / / ;`-------`; / .'`; \ ( '._ _.' \ ( \ ` )`'`( \_,()))) jgs .' '. `"""""""""` CHRISTMAS: -=[ Doves of Peace ]=- 12/98 __ | | . , |_ . ,_ \_/ _,_, |__) _ _ _ _ |_|_|_|_/_)| |_|_| |_\_| | (_) |_|_ | _(/_(_|_(__(/_ __/ __ __ ___ / \,_ (_ _ ,_-|-|_ _ ,_ _| | ,_ \__/| |_ (__(_|_|(_|_| |_ (_|_| |_(_|_ _|_| |_ \_/ _,_, ,_ |__| _ _ ,_-|- | (_) |_|_|(_ | |_(/_(_|_|(_|_ _..._ _..._ .' _ '. .' _ './ (a) .-'-. / (e) .-'-. '-,-'` | '-,--'` / ; / ; | _ / |/ .\ _ (_\ __..;__ \ ::\ ,/_)._ _;\;``""----...___...---:"`` .-'_ `'. \ '::.()\__) (\())(`._'- `-._ ,:-" '. '. - : ; '::\--;__ _\()`''----...__ `-._ '-. '._ .' | .:::|()\_) (_/`;-. jgs _ ()`-. `""--...____..-'` ;_ .:::| `. \_) _;/_)/).;()'._ (`\.-();/_).__ .::::/().-./`) (_\`;(()(_/(()/(. __.--;();`\_)()\__) .::()--;__:() '-;---()_;\_/()"-._ (_/ (/ /()';();--._\_::'`.();\_)` ,() (_.-(); \._ ``""(_.();_().(`\.-();__)`(_/ `--.__ (_/ (_/() \_) __/(_/|\();__\_)` \_) ` (_/ \_)`-._); -=[ candy canes ]=- 12/98 _..._ /\_|_/. |-(` \/\ '/_> \/\ _ \/\ _ /'-:_\/\ _:-'\ | '=_/``\_=' | | .= \__/ =. | \_.-'/;|\'-._/ |'||\/\ jgs / || \/\ |_/ | \/\ \_\ \/\ \/ _..._ _..._ /\_|_/. .\_|_/\ |-(` \/\ /\/ `)-| '/_> \/\ /\/ <_/' _ \/\/\/ _ /'-:_\/\/_:-'\ | '=_/``\_=' | | .= \__/ =. | \_.-'/;|\'-._/ /\/|'||\/\ jgs /\/ / || \/\ /\/ |_/ | \/\ /\/ \_\ \/\ \/ \/ -=[ small nativity ]=- 12/98 | -=*=- (| (} | |/||\ {\ | || ___o /|/_ jgs | || X--X |__\ | -=*=- m w n (| (} | {) {\ {) |/||\ {\ $_>&_>%_> | || ___o /|/_ | \| \| \ jgs | || X--X |__\ |__\__\__\ -=[ Saint Joseph ]=- 12/98 .*' ' ' *. * * *.;"``",.* / (-\-| ___ | `-=-( /.-.\ .(`-.__/-,// || / \ | // >>><<<<> =- . - ' //||\\ ' - . |/ || \| + . || . + . || . ' .||. ' \/ .*' " " *. * * *.;"``",.* / (-\-| ___ | `-=-( /.-.\ .(`-.__/-,// || / \ | // ><><< '/\' /`x.`\ /;<> @ \ /& `';;;_\ |./ * O (_)| \ o .--. ! / .;`-'(_) '-`'. /_`;;, x <>* \ /(_) `';;;;,,_,;\ | !/ ^ & `(_) | \^ @/`\ . !/`\ O/ .'`-' + '--' _ '-`'. /;;<> !_ o (_) + . \ / `';;(_) . _x \ | _' & `';;;, O ^ (_),;| |(_) / ' * `'';;;;'` | \ /`\<> /``\ @ /`\ !/ .'`-' x '--' . '--'_. '-`'. /;;;,, O . _ + (_) . * \ /! `';;;;,, (_) ^ & <>,;;\ | @ (_)''';;;;,, o ,,;;;''` x| | * o ' _ `';;;'` O (_) | | _ + . ^ (_) .o _' . + | \ (_) __ & __. (_) __ ! @ / jgs '._.'` `'._.;;;;;;._.'` `'._.' -=[ Christmas tree ]=- 12/98 .\/. * + + >><><< '/\' * /`x.`\ + * /;<> @ \ , \| * /& `';;;_\ \'-,_/| |./ * O (_)| '-./ )-,_ * \ o .--. ! / ( )`-._\ + .;`-'(_) '-`'. ,;v /_`;;, x <>* \ ,,;' + /(_) `';;;;,,_,;\` + | !/ ^ & `(_) | __ _ \^ @/`\ . !/`\ O/ + / `\/ `\ .'`-' + '--' _ '-`'. + |/`\ \| | /;;<> !_ o (_) + . \ * \ \_| / `';;(_) . _x ; \ (() / `\_ | _' & `';;;, O ^ (_),;\-'@_<"/ _, * | ^ y,-._ |(_) / ' * `'';;;;'` |\_.\` \ ( ) _=_/,-;_)\ /`\<> /``\ @ /`\ ! / \ _`) \_) . ' .-' --..' / .'`-' x '--' . '--'_. '-`'. \,(__/ .' .___.' /;;;,, O . _ + (_) . * \ \' \ ' . / '-. / /! `';;;;,, (_) ^ & <>,;;\ \-'\ ' . _| \/\ ' | @ (_)''';;;;,, o ,,;;;''` x| \.-\ {_} |_/ . | * o ' _ `';;;'` O (_) | .\_.\ ' . \ ,_./ \__ | _ + . ^ (_) .o _' . + | \ \ ' `. \__\___) \ (_) __ & __. (_) __ ! @ / \- \ ' . \____) '._.'` `'._.;;;;;;._.'` `'._.' . \ ' jgs. ' . ' . ' ' . . . ' ' -=[ nutcracker ]=- 12/98 __ ( ) _.-""-._ .' '. () () () () () |\_/\_/\_/\_/| | | |============| _|____________|_ > / __ __ \ < > | `^ | ^` | < > |()___ |_ ___()| < > \ \__)__(__/ / < ,===>.-'._||||||_.'-.<===, (____|`-.__||||||__.-'|____) {{{{{{ ( ) }}}}}} {{{{{{ () ( ) () }}}}}} | | ( ) | | | | () ( ) () | | | | ( ) | | | | () ( ) ()_| | | |\=====,==,====/ \ | | ||_____|LI|___/\/| | _|___|/ () / /\|___|_ \O | / / | O/ \___| () / / |___/ | /;-.__ / /_.-;\ | \_/ | : `""/ /`: | \_/ | : / / : | jgs | : / / : | | : / /| : | | :/ /|| : | | /_/ || : | | : || : | |.-;"-.||.-";-.| | | || | | | | || | | | | || | | | | || | | /\ | /\/\ | /\ ; ```` || ```` ; |.-""-.||.-""-.| (______)(______) _.-O-._ o_o_o_o_o \_`___`_/ } /. .\ { } | _c_ | { __}_\www/_{__ (((( { } )))) | |o { } o| | | |o {_} o| | |_\o _ o/_| \_/==L_I//\_/ \)-.__//-(/ | : //: | | :|/ : | | : | : | | : | : | |---|---| jgs |__ | __| (___|___) -=[ holiday lights ]=- 12/98 .--._.--.--.__.--.--.__.--.--.__.--.--._.--. _(_ _Y_ _Y_ _Y_ _Y_ _)_ [___] [___] [___] [___] [___] [___] /:' \ /:' \ /:' \ /:' \ /:' \ /:' \ |:: | |:: | |:: | |:: | |:: | |:: | \::. / \::. / \::. / \::. / \::. / \::. / jgs \::./ \::./ \::./ \::./ \::./ \::./ '=' '=' '=' '=' '=' '=' -=[ reindeer ]=- 12/98 _ _ _ /` ) ( `\ ( `\ / / \ \ \ \/ / __\ '---. \ /___ ( __/ / ) '--. ( / .-----' \__\_../ / .-' / /. .' /.-"""""-._ / .-. -` _.--.._ '-._, | /\ \ -" `' / / \/ / .__ / __..-' '-' _.' /_/ '-..____..-' \ | '--,-' / (_____.,--' __.' \ ( jgs| \ -=[ bells ]=- 12/98 _____ _____ _.-(_____`;--;`_____)-._ ,.-' ) |__| ( '-., > _.-\____.-' '-.____/-._ < `''` | | `"'` | | | | ; ; / \ .' '. [__________________] jgs '==' _____ _____ _.-(_____`;--;`_____)-._ ,.-' ) |__| ( '-., > _.-\____.-' '-.____/-._ < `''` | /( | `"'` | ) ( | | \ /_._ | ; oO\ \ ; / / \ '`\( \ .' ) ( ` '. [_____)/___________] jgs '==' _____ _____ _.-(_____`;--;`_____)-._ ,.-' ) |__| ( '-., > _.-\____.-' '-.____/-._ < `''` | | `"'` | H A P P Y | | HOLIDAYS! | ; ; / \ .' '. [___________________] jgs '==' -=[ snowman ]=- 12/98 _ __{_}_ .'______'-. _:-' `'-: _ / _______ `\ .-' \ \.-' `'--./ .' \ \ / () ___ () \ \ \\\# || (___) | \ #\\_|| '.___.' | \___|\ \_________.--./ \\ | \ \--. \\/_________/ / `\ , .\\ /`--;`-. `-.__.'/ / _\\ ,_.' _/ \ \ / | `\ \ /` | '.___.-' \____/\ '--\____/ / \\ \ | \\ | | \\ | | \\ | \ \\ /::.:::.. jgs '.___..-.__.\\__.__.':::::::''''' -=[ toy soldier ]=- 12/98 , .--{ }--. | { } | | { } | | { } | | T | |__{_}__| /`\ /`\ | /'._.'\ | |.' 0 0 '.| \ ^ / '. '---' .' .-`\-----/`-. /\ \ / /\ ; \ \ / / ; | \ \ / | | | \ \ / | | | | \ \ | | | | /\ \ | | | | / \ \| | | |/ /\ | | | |___/__\__| | |--| | |--| \_| | |_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs | | | \____|____/ \__/ \__/ -=[ holly ]=- 12/98 , , , , |\_.'/ )`-'\__, |\_/ .`(_ / `. ( _| . '_.-'` '--. `'. '-(_)' ( /.-. `(_)(_)`--' ` \/ / . '-. '`) : ( `-. ' .-' )'/ jgs `; -=[ candlestick ]=- 12/98 , )\ / ,\ |.:.| \+/ .'"-.)_ | '. ) ,_ \ .--. ( / \ | /.--.\ `) | | | // || (_/ \ | // // |______\_) // // _ , (________) || // `,\ |'.___)______(___.'| \'--'/ \ / '--' jgs '.____________.' -=[ holiday candle ]=- 12/998 .... .::\:::. ::::)`\::: :::/ /::: ::| |::: ':\_/::' /`"'-:___ | _`\ | .-. ( \ ; , , , , \_) '--' | ( |\_.'/ )`-'\__,| \_)|\_/ .`(_ / `. (| _| . '_.-'` '--. `'. | (_)_' ( /.-. `\______(_)(_)`--' ` \/ jgs _). '-. '--._ _.-' . `) : ( `-. < ) . <'-. ' .-', _'._'. '-. '.-'` )'/ \/ \( `\( `; -=[ Grinch ]=- 12/98 __ .' '-. / '. / \ / \ | / | | / \ ( / '. )'. .'```--'`'-.__.-" / `\ / | | | '. / ) )_.' \ /'--""-...-'-.__/ '-/ , \ ;_ )`-. .( \ ."`` ` | `\ / | ; ; \ _| | _| '-. | '.(_/ \(_/ \ | __ | ; `'.__.- (._.) ._. / \ \ ) | /` `'. '. ( / ; '. `'-'-._` _.' / `. '-' / |`-. _.' _| `. '--;` jgs_.-""` `"=. .-._| / ` `-""-. \ ) `;-.__.--._ ._ .' / `""` `--`\ / \ __ .:::'-. /::: '. /::: \ /::: \: | /::: |:: ; /::: \:: ( /:::: ':.)'. .'```--'`'-.__.-" /. `\ / ( ' ' '| (' | | ' . ) . '. ) / ) . ' . ' )_.' \ ;'--""-...-'-.__/ '-/ , \ ;_ )`-. .( \ ."`` ` | `\ / | ; ; \ _| | _| '-. | '.(_/ \(_/ \ | __ | ; `'.__.- (._.) ._. / \ \ ) | /` `'. '. ( / ; '. `'-'-._` _.' / `. '-' / |`-. _.' _| `. '--;` jgs_.-""` .`"=. .-._| / ' ) ` . `-""-. \ . ( ' . ( ' ) `/-.__.--._ ' ._ ' .' /::::. `""`` `--`\ /::::::. \ -=[ Santa and Jesus ]=- 12/98 _.-"""-. .' \ `\ .' .-' '. _ | /.__ ) C, ^ \ .' `'-. ( ;-.-' / '. ) | / \ / _., ; . ';-"`;_.'\ | '. \ | / .* ** *, |___ `'-..___.|__/--' * .--. * | ```"""-----'/ '*/_ _`\*'`\ )"""----....___.; _.`.|^.^ ?;` .' .' '.`'. .;-.-'\_- /-.',( / '. \ /_.' ;.| |'--....___ ___..--` \ .;' .-' .; L.._ __ ```` __..-' /; / `.' / ;._`__````""--""`` \ .'( _.'`.' /` 7 | ``""";--.._ | /`,'`'"".`"` '.' .' | 7 | | `' | \__.` '. _`;.' .' \__| .--'._; / |_`""-'` | .' \__/` jgs `'-.___.; .-; `\...._/-' {_}-' \ \ `-.._ | / `"-' -=[ infant Jesus ]=- 12/98 .****, * .--. *_ \/ `\| `\ _.`.|^.^ ?;` .' .;-.-'\_-'/-.',( /_.' ;.| .;' .-' .; /; / `.' / .'( _.'`.' /` /`,'`'"".`"` '.' .' \__.` '. _`;.' .' jgs | `""-'` | .' \;_....._/-' -=[ holiday house ]=- 12/98 _.._ .' .-'` + / / . * + | | /^\ . \ '.___.; /' '\ . * '._ _.' /' '\ __ * /' '\ >< + /'_______'\ /_ \ + . `|`"`"`"`|` |-_| /^\ .-| /,\ |---'--'--/' '\ * . /::| |_I_| | /' '\ /:::|_______| /' ___ '\ /:::::::.. /' /_|_\ '\ * * /___________________/' \_|_/ '\ . |`"`"`"`"`"`"`"`"`/' '\ | .===. .===. /'_____________'\ + + | | , | | , | `|`"`"`"`"`"`"`|` | |_I_| |_I_| | .===. .===. | . |_________________| | , | | , | | /::::::.. | |_I_| |_I_| | . * /:::::::::.... |_____________|\ /____________________________________\ `;.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:;:.:.:.:.:.:.;:` + * |;`"` `"` `"` `"` `"`|;"` `"` `"` || * || ___ .====. || ___ ___ || * + >< || |---| |/::\| || |---|---| || _ . >>o< || | , | |:():| || | , | , | || _|_|_ >o><<<|| |_I_| |\::/| || |_I_|_I_| || _\_/ >>><<<<||__________| ``o|___||___________|| ->-/~. \-<- >>>>>o>><<<<|||||||||||||____|||||||||||||||||||::: / . \ :::: '.'.:>>>>>jgs<||__><___><_|====|___||___________||.:. \ / .':: ::...>>>o><<<<<>>>><<>><<<;====; .'..'.. ..'..' .::. '.`"""` ..::: '::..'. . .. '' '.'. './ \ '. .' .. ..:: ..:;'' ..'.'..' ': '. '. '. ' .. ' / \ '. '. ''. ' . ' . ' ' .' .' -=[ reindeer ]=- 12/98 (\ (\ /) /) \\|| ||// > / \ < //\\ //\\ (/ /,\ .-. /,\ \) | _ _ | \<.I.>/ | |\ | _ | \ @ _.... _ \(_) / `@-------"` ` \ `"""`\ @ \/ @-@' \ | / | | | | /\ \ / / ,) .-"";"`'. ( / // / \ /`-. '-. / // / | / `-. \ /_// /` / / \ | (_(/ / /_/ | | /_/ jgs (_( |_| (_( (_( ANIMALS/BIRDS: -=[ mouse on ladder ]=- 12/98 \ (() \-'@_<"/ _, \_.\` \ ( \ _`) \_) \,(__/ \' \ \-'\ \.-\ \_.\ \ \ jgs \- \ \ -=[ bunny rabbits ]=- 12/98 _ _ /\`\ /\ \ `-\ ///`-' /. .\ \ Y / /'-'\ | \_/ | /\ Y /\ ( `-'-` ) jgs / /---\ \ (_/ \_) __ __ / `\/ \ |/`\ \| | \ \_| / `\_ | ^ y,-._ ) _-_/,-;_) .-' --..' / .' .___.' / -. / | \/\ {_} |_/ \ ,_./ \__ `. \__\___) jgs \___) -=[ rocking horse ]=- 12/98 .--.-. ( |\ `) (__/` ) ) / e ( ) .' \ ) \^ __/ ) ) .'"-. \-__/\ ( )______ / `\ | `-; | `\.-. ) | \ / \ ) ) | '--' | ( ( | .-. .-. | `--` |\ /\/ | | \/ /| |\ './ / /------\ \ _.'//| \`';_/ / \\ \'_.'`/ '. `-./_`"""""` ;\_.-' .' jgs '-._ `""""""` _.-' `'-.........-'` tweaked by Lianne ,_ |\'. ,_ \ \ \ )\`. \|_,|-'`'-'| \ \'.-. ;-' | | | `'--._ / \ | / `-. | \_,/\_/`-._/\_.-;'-._ / __ \/ \/ \_, =\ /-.\ \__/ |_, | \o_/ / /\ \ | \_/ ;_ / / \ \/ ;__'--._./_/ _;-` / `"-._( )-; | _ _ ;-' \ \ (C,/ / \ '.__.;-' jgs -=[ clam ]=- 12/98 _.--"":""--._ .' .-'.' '.'-. '. / .' / ' \ '. \ ;-.__.--:__:--.__.--; ;-.__.--.__.--.__.--; \'. \ : : / .' / '.\ '. '. .' / .' jgs `'--.:.:.--'` -=[ moray eel ]=- 11/98 _____ _..--'` `'-. .' _ '. (@) \ _.---:-' _\'._ \\ jgs_.--''`` `'-.`' | .' `""` / -=[ lizard ]=- 12/98 \_(\_\ \\_ <`\\> )) jgs ( -=[ flamingoes ]=- tweaked by llizard .="""=._ / ., .`. /__(,_.-' || ` /| || / | || \| || ~~~~~ ~ |\ ~~!)~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~jgs/ejm or: .="""=._ / ., .` /__(,_.-' \\ ` /| \\ / | \\ | \ \\ ~~~~~ |~~ \~~ ~~~!)~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~jgs/ejm or: .="""=._ / ., .) /__(,_.-'/ ` // // // (( | \ \\ ~~~~~ |~~\ !)~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~jgs/ejm -=[ doves ]=- 12/98 _..._ _..._ .' _ '. .' _ './ (a) .-'-. / (e) .-'-. '-,-'` | '-,--'` / ; / ; | / |/ \ __..;__ \ \ ;``""----...___...---:"`` .-'_ `'. \ '. (`._'- `-._ ,:-" '. '. - : ; \ `''----...___`-._ '-. '._ .' | | _ `-. `""--...____..-'` ;_ | ./_) '. (`\.-();/_).__ /()/ '-. __.--;();`\_)()\__) ()--;__ `"-._ (_/ (/ /()';();--._\_.-'`.();\_) ``""(_.();_().(`\.-();__)`(_/ `--.__ __/(_/|\();__\_)` \_) (_/ \_)`-._); _..._ _..._ .' _ '. .' _ './ (a) .-'-. / (e) .-'-. '-,-'` | '-,--'` / ; / ; | _ / |/ .\ _ (_\ __..;__ \ ::\ ,/_)._ _;\;``""----...___...---:"`` .-'_ `'. \ '::.()\__) (\())(`._'- `-._ ,:-" '. '. - : ; '::\--;__ _\()`''----...__ `-._ '-. '._ .' | .:::|()\_) (_/`;-. jgs _ ()`-. `""--...____..-'` ;_ .:::| `. \_) _;/_)/).;()'._ (`\.-();/_).__ .::::/().-./`) (_\`;(()(_/(()/(. __.--;();`\_)()\__) .::()--;__:() '-;---()_;\_/()"-._ (_/ (/ /()';();--._\_::'`.();\_)` ,() (_.-(); \._ ``""(_.();_().(`\.-();__)`(_/ `--.__ (_/ (_/() \_) __/(_/|\();__\_)` \_) ` (_/ \_)`-._); -=[ singing birds ]=- 12/98 ) \ ) () \ ) () ) \ .-"""-. \ () ____ / __ `\ __ () .'` __'. | o/__\o | / /| / o /__\o;\ \\// /_ // / ._ _| \\// |`-.__.-'|\ `; / / \ .' \-.____.'| || |/ \/ `._ '-/ | || '.___./ . '-.\_.-' __.'-._||_.-' _ / .`""===(||).___.(||)(||)----'(||)===...__ `"jgs"`""=====""""========"""====...__ `""==._ `"=. `"=. `"=. -=[ love birds ]=- 12/98 /`\/`\ \ / /`\/`\ `\/` .-"""-. \ / ____.--./ __ `\ __ `\/` .'` __`\ | o/__\o | / /| / o /__\o|\ \\// /_ // / ._ _| \\// / '.____.-; `; / / \ .' \-.____.'`'. / \/ `._ '-/ \ \ '.___./ . '-.\_.-' _.;__/ _ / .`""===(||).____.(||)(||)---'(||)===...__ `"jgs"`""=====""""========"""====...__ `""==._ `"=. `"=. `"=. -=[ bird ]=- 12/98 \/ .oOOo. ( @)(@ ) (`"` `"`) .'\ '' /'. / / \ / \ \ ; | \/ | ; |/ \| \ / '-......-' jgs __|_ _|__ /| |\ -=[ teddy bear ]=- 12/98 _ _.-' ) (_ . '\ __ \__^/` _) .-'_ \ (_.' \ '--. /_ /`-._/ jgs (__/ -=[ wolves ]=- 12/98 _..:::.._ .:::::/|::::. ::::::/ V|::::: ::::::/' |:::::: ::::<_, (:::::: :::::| \:::: jgs '::/ \:' .-"-. / /| \ | <'/ | \/ ( / /_ |-' | _\\ jgs \___>\ PEOPLE: -=[ voodoo doll ]=- 12/98 .-.' '.-. __ \\// __ '_ `\\||//` _' ' '\/`""`\/' ' .-/ o o \-. ()-------\_-==-_/ ____) (____ .--\ \__/ /--. '--/__ __\--' |____|--------() ()-------/~~~~\ / \ <_/\__/\_> jgs _/ / \ \_ (___/ \___) -=[ viking ]=- 12/98 , , |\ ,__ |\ \/ `. \ `-.:. `\ `-.__ `\=====| /=`'/ ^_\ .' /\ .=) .-' .'| '-(/_| .' __( \ .'` /_.'` `. |` jgs \ | |/ -=[ Indians ]=- 12/98 _ /`> / > /`> _____/ / / /`> /____/ / / / /`> /====/ / / / / / / .> (_) < < < < (__ \ \ \ \ \ \ |__ \ \ \ \ \_> |___ \ \ \ \_> \ ( \_> \_> jgs \_> _.-;-._ (` \ | / `) ( '._\|/_.' ) ('-._/===\_.-') (._ | e e | _.) '._\ (_) /_.' /_/\_-_/\_\ jgs .---/\_/\---. -=[ sweet dreams ]=- 12/98 .::""-, .::""-. /:: \ /:: \ |:: | _..--""""--.._ |:: | '\:.__ / .' '. \:.__ / ||____|.' _..---"````'---. '.||____| ||:. |_.' `'.||:. | ||:.-'` .-----. ';:. | ||/ .' '. \. | || / '-. '. \\ |. | ||:. _| ' \_\_\\/( \ | ||:.\_.-' ) || m `\.--._.-""-; ||:.(_ . '\ __'// m ^_/ / '. _.`. ||:. \__^/` _)```'-...' _ .-'.' '-. ||:..-'__ .' '. . ' '. `'. ||:(_.' .`' _. '`'-. '. . ''-._ ||:. : '. .' '. . ' ' '.` '._ ||:. : '. .' .::""-: .''. ' . . 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'.-._||:. | __ '..' __ ||:. | '. : ||:. | (__\ (\/) /__) ||:. | '. : ||:. | ` \/ ` ||:. | '-: ||:. | () ||:. | '._||:. |________________________||:. | jgs ||:___|'-.-'-.-'-.-'-.-'-.-'-.-||:___| [[____] [[____] -=[ winter lass and lad ]=- 12/98 __() .' \ _/____( (_____ \ S|a a S\/ SS\_-__SSS____, SS{____SSS_.__/ // o \ / | o \ \ /\_|_o____\_/| '-`/ \ \/ / \ `-.______.-' | | | jgs |-|-| .-` / \ '---\_/ {}__ / '. )____\_ / _____) \.S e e|S_ ,____SSS__-_/SS| \__._SSS____}SS/ / o \ / / / o |/ |\_/____o_| \/ / \ / \ '-._____.-` | | | |-|-| jgs / \ '-. \_/---' __() .' \ _/____( (_____ \ _ |a a `\/ |/\\_-___/_____, \ {_____:__.__/ \ / o \ \| o \ \ |_o____\_/| | | \/ \ / / / /` / /`\ / /\.'| .-`-.//__/ jgs \___/ __() .' \ _/____( (_____ \ |a a `\/ \_-___/_____, {_____:__.__/ // o \ / | o \ \ /\_|_o____\_/| \/ | | \/ \ / / / /` / /`\ / /\.'| .-`-.//__/ jgs \___/ __() {}__ .' \ / '. _/____( )____\_ (_____ \ / _____) _ |a a `\/ \.S e e|S |/\\_-___/_____, ,____SSS__-_/SS \ {_____:__.__/ \__._SSS____}SS \ / o \ / o \\ \| o \ \ / / o | \ |_o____\_/| |\_/____o_|_/\ | | \/ \/ / \`-' \ / / / \ / /` '-._____.-` / /`\ | | | / /\.'| jgs |-|-| .-`-.//__/ / \ '-. \___/ \_/---' -=[ drummer boy ]=- 12/98 _ /_) _.-===-._ / .; `_-.'- .'. _ __ _/ /.'\ ._ '. , \ (_\ /\_( \ |.`.-._'- . '| \ |_) / |/` `'--'`\| _\__ \_)_| /` ._. ._. `\ / )(_\ )/ ( \_ _ _/ \' (_| / / \ / _) (_/ | `',_ _'._'---'_.'_ _,.' | \ \ / \ \ `"""` / / / / \ \_.' \ \ / / | .' `--., \ \ / / _;-'` `| \ \ / / | .;--""```````""--;. /( )\ \_`'-------------'`_/ | `';-----;-----;'` | | / : \ / : \ / : \ | |V.','.V.','.V.','.V| \`./_\.;./_\.;./_\.`/ ';..___________..;' jgs | _ | ; | ; \ | / ', _ _ | __ _,' /o____|____o\ |::::|::::| |::::|::::| \:::|:::/ ,`-' Y '-`, / / \ \ (___.' '.___) _ /_) _.-===-._ / .; `_-.'- .'. _ __ _/ /.'\ ._ '. , \ (_\ /\_( \ |.`.-._'- . '| \ |\_) / |/` `'--'`\| _\__ \_)_| /` ._. ._. `\ / )(_\ )/ ( \_ _ _/ \' (_| / / \ / _) (_/ | `',_ _'._'---'_.'_ _,.' | \ \ / \ \ `"""` / / / / \ \_.' \ \ / / | .' `--., \ \ / / _;-' `| \ \ / / | .;--""```````""--;. /( )\ \_`'-------------'`_/ | `';-----;-----;'` | | : : : | | .' '. .' '. .' '. | \`.___.;.___.;.___.`/ ';..___________..;' jgs | _ | ; | ; \ | / ', _ _ | __ _,' /o____|____o\ |::::|::::| |::::|::::| \:::|:::/ ,`-' Y '-`, / / \ \ (___.' '.___) -=[ drummer ]=- ,;;;, ;;;;;;; .-'`\ '/_ .' \ ("`(_) _ / `-,.'\ \_/--(_) \ \/\ `--`____________ \ \ \ I I I I / /| | `. ,' /_/ |_| `-..__..-' jgs ( _\ ( _\ // || \\PG -=[ bearded man ]=- 12/98 _,,,,_ ,########, ,##` `##, ## ## ## ## /# (.)(.) #\ \# _) #/ #,######,# ##, ~~ ,## '########' jgs `######` -=[ man in turban ]=- 12/98 _,,--,,_ /` .`\ / ' _.-' \ | `'_{}_ | | /` `\ | \/ == == \/ /| (.)(.) |\ \| __)_ |/ |\/____\/| | ` ~~ ` | \ / jgs `.____.` RELIGION: -=[ angel ]=- 12/98 _..---.._ .' .-'''-. '. / .' _..._'. \ __ : : /`;' ) : : _,="`\ ,--''` ``'.; : |; ,-; : ; __..==""==.,_| `-, `; .\; / ^\ _,.="// '-,_.--._ '.(;_.'__/`_.-'`\ ,.--''`` _..=. `'--.// `` \ `--, '` `- |_\ '-. | `-._ _.;--`-..___,.-'` `'-...-_:',;`==,| \ _.--',=" / /"=;="=, _.' ,=".-'` .' /| ,=" _.--' .-' "=, : .' | ", `;._ .--'.' .-' .' . ; ,;;\_ . '._.'--'` -' / ,;;;._ '-._ .''.__.' `\_ .' '._ / '._ .(` jgs '._ ';./ `;` -=[ menorrah ]=- 12/98 , ,,,,|,,,, ||||||||| \\\\|//// `==T==` _|_ jgs `"""` -=[ menorah ]=- , , , , , | , , , , | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \ | | | | | | | / '=.J_|_|_|_L.=' }|{ {|} _}|{_ jgs /_____\ MYTHOS: -=[ sphinx ]=- tweaked by itz jgs+ .~~~. itz /|6 6|\ /O\_^_/O\ \/`===`\/ ,| |^| |. ____(n(n)_(n)n)____ """"""""""""""""""" COMPUTER: -=[ millenium bug ]=- 12/98 _ _ \ \ .-"""""-. / \_> /\ |/ / \.'` `',.--// -( Y2K I I @@\ \ /'.____.'\___| '-.....-' __/ | \ (`) jgs / / / \ \ FOOD: -=[ fork ]=- 12/98 |\ /\ /\ /| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || |\_||_||_/| | | \ / \ / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \ / '._.' -=[ goblet ]=- 12/98 .-""`````````""-. /'-.___________.-'\ ; ; | __.......__ | |.-'` ~ `'-.| |::-.___~______~.-'`| ;:::::. ; \::::. / ':::::. .' `-:::::.._.-' | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs ___| |___ .-'` | | `'-. ( `"""` ) '._ _.' `"""""""""` -=[ glasses ]=- 12/98 _____ /.---.\ |`````| \ / `-.-' ____ | /\ .' /\ __|__ |K----; | | jgs`-----` \/ '.___\/ -=[ candy ]=- 12/98 ___ .-""-. ___ \ "-. / \ .-" / > -=.\/ \/.=- < > -='/\ /\'=- < /__.-' \ / '-.__\ jgs '-..-' ____ .' / '. / ( .-'\ |'.__\/__ | | /\ '.| \.-' ) / jgs '.__/_.' ____ .' /:::. / (:::-'\ |:\__\/__ | |::::/\:::\| \::' )::/ jgs '.__/::' PLANTS/FLOWERS: -=[ cactus cowboy ]=- 12/98 _ _ / '-' \ ; ; /'-| |-'\ | |_______K | \ '-------' / '.___.....___.' | ; : ;| _|;__;__.|_ | Y | .--. .--. \__.'^'.__/ /; \ / ;\ |_ ; _| | ' | | ; | { `"""` } |; | |' | { } | ; | | ; | { } | | |; | ;`-.__.'| |: ;| | ; \ |; ; |_____/ ; | | '.'-----' ' -_ .' / \ '. - _ ' ; ; _ - .' '. - - ; ; .------` `--------. ;| jgs |; , | | ; | |. ; | | : :| | . | |; ; | |; , | | ; | |. ; | | : :| | . | |; ; | |; , | | ; | | ; | |. ; | | : :| | . | |; ; | `"-----"` -=[ deserted on island ]=- 12/98 _ /_'. _ _ \ / '-. < ``-.;),--'` '--. .--===='-\_====--. ~^jgs~_~^~-^_^~-^~^-\_\^~-^~-^~^_^~^~ ~^~-~^~^~-~^~^~^-^~^~^~~-~^~^~-~^~^~ -=[ kayaking ]=- 12/98 _/\. /_ .^\ / ^. \ _.'^ . ^'. /_. / _\ --.`_~^ - .. /_/ ^ \`\_ ~ ~_ -~_`^ -~ ~^ _~~^~ _ ~^~_~ ^ -/.'_ / | '. \ /\_ '--.. '---.. .". /`-/___^ ^ \ `\ .'^.\_ '-. ~. / | \ '.'. ^ `--^--'|##|'---`-' /_. \ _\ -.__ ~ '. '---. / I \ _ ___ .;;``\/. ' /_/ ^'. _ ^~./ I \ ~^-, .;;;;`\;;, \// . /_, / _\ --.. _ ~ ^~ - / I \ - ~/;;;' `-----;._ .' \ '. ~- ^ ; ,;";, ;. |;;' _., /_.' ^. '_\ ~ '-. '. ; /_|_|_\ ; : \;;' .-' \ . _/'^ . ^ \_ _ '-. '. '. | [_______] | ; |;' / | / _/ | '\ '. '. ; : ; | (| ' ' |) | : /;;' _,=\__..--` /_/ ^.' ^ \ '._\ '. : ; | \_-_/ | \;,=" ___ ' . .' -/ | '. `\ : : ;: |.--"\=/"--.()))" ._ ,;;; `\ /`-/ -^.' ^\ ` -.`\ : ; : (_\ | _;=",./ |;;, |. \ .' --'-,^ .'-.---^-` ; : : ; / |_,="` |-; --. `;;,__/'._//.-' \\|###| / . ' : : _((()/ | \ | .~~._ `''-.. ' `// ' ' __ _.=" ||\__/ \__/|| ^~ `\ ' . . ' .--'` \=" ||`;;;;;;;`||.--~~~^^^~-. .--^, `\ .' . | / .-~~-.| \';;;;;'/ | .--~. -' ___ `\ |/.-- \ _.-'~^~' | `-===-' | ^~~. ,;;;;`\ ://, ' . ;' ,~~^. |^ , ~ - _ ~ .~~-. /::, `\~. `-. _. ~. `~ ^ -~^ - ^ ; _/;;, | : ~. '-._ .__. ~.__ .-~~~--._ .-/;;, \ ^. jgs '._ `=._ ^~._ .__, ;^~ _.-' ~~. .--~~-.__.^ ~. '. -=[ ice skater ]=- 12/98 _..--""""--...___ .---, ,' \ `'--.___ / / /`\ \ ``''--:'`--' ( ,'. '. _____..--''` )__/`-'._;__ .-'` _/ e /.-| / \ _/ | |_, ( \ / \______\__\_.-'////// |||||||||}////////;._ __/\ _..----''```` \_ / /. ( / | `'._---:./ '. '---\_;-...______. '. |_, \ ===--- / .` '-' / _.' ===--- /___.._ _..-'`\ / /`' \ '--.______ \ / / \ \ \#\ | | '---------'-. \#\ ---jgs----------| /----------------------\_\-\----------------- |__| ._\ __.' | /______| ..::::::::::::::::::::::::::.. (___#__#____ .::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' '':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' -=[ baseball ]=- 1/99 ____ .' '. /'-....-'\ | | \.-''''-./ jgs '.____.' -=[ baseball and bat ]=- 1/99 _ ____ __ / \ .' '. ____......------""""""""````` `\ | `::-/'-....-'\--""``` | | :: | | | | ,:'-\.-''''-./--..___ / jgs \_/ '.____.' ````````````"""""""------------' -=[ viking ]=- 12/98 , , |\ ,__ |\ \/ `. \ `-.:. `\ `-.__ `\=====| /=`'/ ^_\ .' /\ .=) .-' .'| '-(/_| .' __( \ .'` /_.'` `. |` jgs \ | |/ TRANSPORTATION: -=[ rocket ]=- 12/98 * .--. / / ` + | | ' \ \__, * + '--' * + /\ + .' '. * * /======\ + ;:. _ ; |:. (_) | |:. _ | + |:. (_) | * ;:. ; .' \:. / `. / .-'':._.'`-. \ |/ /||\ \| jgs _..--"""````"""--.._ _.-'`` ``'-._ -' '- MUSIC: -=[ drums ]=- 12/98 / __o____\____ /._______o__.\ |'-=-=-=-=-='| |\ /\ /\ /| | \/ \/ \/ | jgs \'-=-=-=-=-='/ `""""""""""` .;--""```````""--;. /( )\ \_`'-------------'`_/ | `';-----;-----;'` | | : : : | | .' '. .' '. .' '. | \`.___.;.___.;.___.`/ jgs '...___________...' .;--""```````""--;. /( )\ \_`'-------------'`_/ | `';-----;-----;'` | | / : \ / : \ / : \ | |V.','.V.','.V.','.V| \`./_\.;./_\.;./_\.`/ jgs '...___________...' SCHOOL: -=[ books ]=- /-/--/-/| /_/__/_/ | |=|==|=| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs | | | | / |=|==|=|/ `"`""`"` -=[ book ]=- 1/99 __..._ _...__ _..-" `Y` "-._ \ Once upon | / \\ a time..| // \\\ | /// \\\ _..---.|.---.._ /// jgs \\`_..---.Y.---.._`// '` `' -=[ A+ ]=- 1/99 ______ ____ /_____/\ /___/| / \ \ __| | |__ / /\ \/| /__| |/__/| | | || | ||___ ___|/ | |/_| | | | | | | __ | | |__|/ | | || | | | | || | | |__|/ |__|/ -=[ hourglass ]=- 1/99 ____________ [_ ______ _] || || ||\;;;;/|| || \;;/ || || )( || || /.'\ || ||/ ' \|| _||;;;;;;||_ jgs [____________] MEDICAL: -=[ hypo ]=- 1/99 _____________ |--|"'"'"'"'"'"'"|-.______________ jgs |--|_____________|-' -=[ shortened thermometer ]= __________________________________________________ ____.-"":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":":"-. (___:===='==='==='==='==='==='==='=A ' ' ' ' ' ' ) jgs `'-._92____94____96____8__|_100____2_____4_____6_____8.-` ELECTRO: -=[ telephone ]=- 12/98 _______ /` _____ `\;, /__(^===^)__\';, / ::: \ ,; | ::: | ,;' jgs '._______.'` DESIGNS: -=[ yin-yang ]=- 12/98 _..._ .' _;. / / '\ | () | () | \.__/ / jgs '._ _.' ``` BUILDINGS: -=[ white house ]=- 1/99 _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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'-. . ``` . jgs ' | ' ' ' ~the sun~ 9/96 | . | | \ * | * . / \ * | . / . \ ___---___ / . \.-- --./ ~-_ * ./ \. * _-~ ~-_ / \ _-~ * * ~-/ \-~ . | | . * | | * -----------| |----------- . | | . * | | * _-\ /-_ * . _-~ . \ / ~-_ _-~ `\ /'* ~-_ ~ /`--___ ___--'\ ~ * / --- . \ jgs / * | \ / | * \ . | . | | ~the smiling sun~ 9/96 | . | | \ * | * . / \ * | . / . \ ___---___ / . \.-- --./ ~-_ * ./ \. * _-~ ~-_ / ^ ^ \ _-~ * * ~-/ ___ ___ \-~ . | (_O_) (_O_) | . * | | * -----------| |----------- . | < > | . * | \ / | * _-\ `. .' /-_ * . _-~ . \ `-.___.-' / ~-_ _-~ `\ /'* ~-_ ~ /`--___ ___--'\ ~ * / --- . \ jgs . / * | \ / | * \ . | . | | -=[ sun ]=- 5/97 . . : . '. . : . .' ._ '._.-'''-._.' _. '-..' '..-' --._ /.==. .==.\ _.-- ;/_o__\ /_o__\; -----|` ) ( `|----- _: \_) (\_/) (_/ ;_ --' \ '._.=._.' / '-- _.-''. '._.' .''-._ ' .''-.(_).-''. ' jgs .' ' : ' '. ' : ' ' -=[ sun ]=- 7/97 . \ | / '-.;;;.-' -==;;;;;==- .-';;;'-. / | \ jgs ' -=[ beach scenes ]=- 1/97 | \ _ / -= (_) =- .\/. / \ .\\//o\\ ,\/. | ,~ //o\\|,\/. ,.,., ,\/. ,\//o\\ |\ | |//o\ /###/#\ //o\ /o\\| /| \ ^^|^^|^~|^^^|' '|:|^^^|^^^^^|^^|^^^""""""""("~~~~~~~~/_|__\~~~~~~~~~~ .|'' . | '''""'"''. |`===`|'' '"" "" " (" ~~~~ ~ ~======~~ ~~ ~ jgs^^ ^^^ ^ ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^ ^^ "" """( " ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~ | \ _ / -= (_) =- / \ ,\//,.\//\/. ,\/, ,\/.//, | ,~ //o\\/o//o\\ ,.,., //o\ /o\\o\\ |\ | | | /###/#\ | | | /| \ | | | |' '|:| |`=.='| | /_|__\ jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^""""""""""~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * . . . . * . * * * .-. * * . ( ( * . * '-' ,\//,.\//\/. ,\/, ,\/.//, . //o\\/o//o\\ ,.,., //o\ /o\\o\\ * . | | | /###/#\ | | | . * | | | |' '|:| |`=.='| | jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^""""""""""~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | \ _ / -= (_) =- / \ _\/_ | //o\ _\/_ _____ _ __ __ ____ _ | __/o\\ _ =-=-_-__=_-= _=_=-=_,-'|"'""-|-,_ =- _=-=- -_=-=_,-" | jgs =- =- -=.--" | \ _ / -= (_) =- / \ _\/_ | //o\ _\/_ _ ___ __ _ __ __ _ _ _ _ _ __ __ _ | __/o\\ _ =-=-_=-=-_=-=_=-_=_=-_=-_-_=_=-= _=_=-=_,-'|"'""-|-,_ =- _=-=-_=- _=-= _--_ =-= -_=-=_-=_,-" | =- =- =-= =- = - -===- -= -= ." jgs | \ ' / __ __ .-. _\ \/ /_ __ -=== ( ) ===- /__oOoo__\/ /__ '-' /_/\__\oOo__/ / . \ || /_/\__\ | || || ~^~~||~^~||^~^^~^~^=^=^~=~=~^=^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ ~^ ~|| ~~|| ~^~ ~^= =~^=~^~^= ~^~^~ ~^~^ ~^~ ^~ || ^ ||~^ ~^~ ~^==~^==~^~ = ~^=~ ~^ ~^~ .'. ||.'.||.' ..'..''.'.'. '.'..'.' .'''..''.' jgs || || ''. O ~O/ '' '' || /|\/| ' . ' . ' . ' . /| |\ . . ' . / | / | . . 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[Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/articles.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/articles.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. DAILY PLANET Donderdag 24 april 1997 Editie 5.40 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 8. Elektronisch borduurwerk Wie zich wil laten overvallen door nostalgie kan `Spunk`s gallery of original ASCII art` bezoeken. Op de pagina`s zijn voorbeelden te vinden van ASCII art, een kunstvorm die stamt uit het pre-grafische tijdperk van het net. Om toch plaatjes te kunnen tonen, maakten creatieve geesten handig gebruik van alle beschikbare letter- en leestekens en vervaardigden een soort elektronisch borduurwerk. Het zijn de grottekeningen van Internet. http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ ENGLISH TRANSLATION 8. Electronic embroidery Those who like to get a taste of nostalgia can visit 'Spunk's gallery of original ASCII art'. Exaples of ASCII art can be found on these pages, an artform that stems from the pre-graphical era of the net. To still be able to show pictures, creative minds cleverly used the available letters and punctuation marks to create a sort of electronic embroidery. These are the cave-drawings of the internet. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Subject: TECH TALK: Hot News on 97/05/30 Date: Fri, 30 May 1997 15:22:22 -0500 From: Tech Talk News TECH TALK's Hot News For Friday May 30, 1997 ******************************************** There are always more Hot News Stories at: 23 (Twenty-Three) More Stories http://www.ttalk.com/news.html Weird Site of the Day http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/index.html Tech Talk News Archives http://www.ttalk.com/past/past.html Ken Rutkowski Tech Talk Network Connection For Techformation Direct Dial - 1-708/614-7302 17525 South 71st Court Tinley Park, IL 60477 USA http://www.ttalk.com Ken@ttalk.com http://www.ttalk.com/news.html ________________________________________________________________________ The Dan & Scott Show (and Sometimes Ken) 1-888-COMEDY-1 The first live interactive comedy talk show 1-888-266-3391 http://www.radiofun.com .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. The following article appeared in the San Jose Mercury News on May 25,1997. Diane Wenner scanned it, and since Times Roman doesn't scan well, there were a lot of corrections to be made. Diane also recreated the ASCII art. [Diane's comments are in brackets like this]: [begin quote] "A bottomless paint can and a limitless palette of custom-made colors await the savvy computer artist. Start with fancy software, add an expensive scanner and the latest tools plus some artistic talent and imagination, and the field is literally boundless. But those with a more Spartan perspective might prefer the pared-down images known as ASCII Art. You may already be an ASCII artist. You are if you've ever punctuated your online prose with a keyboard smiley face :) or frown :( made from colons and parentheses). ASCII art is a back-to-basics form of picture-making. It's about as low-tech as a computer can get. In fact, the diligent and very patient artist can create ASCII art with a mere typewriter. All you need is your keyboard keys and an ability to see the larger picture up close. Exactly what is ASCII art? A quick scan of the "ASII Art Frequently Asked Questions" (http:// www.ioc.eet-valdo/ascil/ascart.faq) (ORIGINAL SITE NO LONGER ACTIVE-- SUBSTITUTE URL) will help inform you in no time. The FAQ, written by someone nicknamed Scarcecrow (with help from friends), explains that ASCII art is an image "that can be sent over the net, received, viewed on any standard terminal type or communications software, and can be printed. This requires the image be made by using orly letters, numbers and other characters such as punctuation marks and symbols. These characters are part of the ASCII (American Standard Code for Information Interchange) set. The FAQ also offers some neat tricks to help with the "drawing" process, such as what tools to use and which fonts make the best ASCII art. ASCII art is pretty useless, you surmise? Nay, my friend. Feast your pupils on the lauded series known as "Tai Chi." Here you can find poses and postures for the Yang Style Tai Chi moves. If you can follow these, you'll truly be a genius of ASCII interpretation and re-enactment. YAao, Y8888b, ,oA8888888b, ,aaad8888888888888888bo, ,d888888888888888888888888888b, ,888888888888888888888888888888888b, d8888888888888888888888888888888888888, d888888888888888888888888888888888888888b d888888P' `Y888888888888, 88888p, Ybaaaa88888888881 a8888' `Y8888P' `V888888 d8888888a `Y8888 AY/'' '\Y8b ``Y8b Y' 'YP ~~ `' Since push technology is all the rage, a lower-tech alternative may be having ASCII art sent directly to your email box daily. Send e-mail to thurstme@cda.mrs.umn.edu. with the instructions to "Add me to the ASCII-art of the day list." [BTW, this email address is not valid] You can find a large directory of the stuff on a popular FTP site (ftp:// aug3.augsburg.edu/files/text_files/art/). Each file you click on is a picture. Some of my favorites are a cockeyed Martian, a portrait of the entire Simpsons fancily and a burly thug with a smoking gun. File sizes range from a few hundred bytes to six kilobytes. A 6 KB portrait of a full-length woman is a remarkable example of detail, perfectionism and near photo-realism. "Spunk's Gallery of Original ASCII Art" (http:/www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373 /) incorporates color and JavaScript animations (you need a newer browser for the latter). The effect is a vibrant change from the monotony of $$$, @@@, and ####. Some of Joan Stark's work includes a colorful array of flowers, aquatic creatures, zoo and farm artimals and popular cartoon characters. Her triptych of Pooh portraits is especially appealing. , ,x?n=4??$$n. -Lb$;zPs$Lb;d)%. ;d$$$$$$$$$$$$b$;~ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$;~ ?$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" .d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. `$$c,,$$$bc,,d$$>" ?$$$$$eed$$$$$F "?$$$L,J$$$Fjee, """";zd$$$$$$$ec, .dF$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$eeu,,.;;!!!!!!!!!i; $$$$$$'d$$$$$$$$$P ^ < ] Caption: Using only the available characters on a keyboard--letters numbers, punctuation marks and other characters--ASCII artists create images like a dolphin, a crawling baby and a cat. [NB: The cat is a poor reproduction; I had to "recreate" it since was done in a font other than Courier 10 point. dw] Naturally, you can find several Star Trek collections, such as "Shu's Star Trek ASCII Art" (http://ece.wpi.edu/~shu/s-t-asci.html). (SITE NO LONGER ACTIVE) And two newsgroups cover the topic: the newer, moderated rec.arts.ascii and the original, un-moderated, alt.ascii-art. There are a gazzillion other sites which showcase ASCII art collections. One of the more comprehensive is called "ASCII Arts" (http:/ www.info.polymtl.ca/ada2/tranf/www/asciiarts.html), a years-long gathering effort of note. (SITE ALSO NO LONGER ACTIVE) All of which goes to show that too many people have way too much time on their hands." __________________________________________ Send Erika Milvy e-mail at erika@well.com. [end quote] I thought this article might be of interest to some of you. Personally, I was disgusted with the last paragraph. It's a weak ending, and since writers are artists too, it shows an unbecoming lack of respect for the other arts. Diane -- ______________________________________________________________ | .,,,. | | Diane Wenner Silicon Valley (?~~~?) | | California USA ))(@ @()) | | (() ^ ((( | |__Anything is possible if you have enough cache!_____\~/______| Copyright 5/96 .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. December 23, 1997 Hello! I am a columnist of Il Giornale, one of the biggest italian political newspapers. I have also a weekly column, Internettiamo, where I comment Internet facts and I give my advice to our readers. I visited your site, and I found it one of the most beatiful and useful ones on the Net, and I am an old so-called Guru of the ancient times ante-www! Great site! Today I wrote about ASCII art (other than emoticons and signs) and about your site. I paste in the original text: ....L'avreste detto che si possono ottenere riproduzioni di quadri famosi, stereogrammi e persino animazioni? Su Internet vi sono siti ove tutte le tecniche vengono svelate, e si possono liberamente prelevare esempi di ogni tipo, suddivisi per categorie. Per dirne una, se volete trovare ispirazione per i vostri auguri elettronici di Natale visitate (http://www.chris.com/art/christmas.html), recandovi prima alla deliziosa estraordinaria homepage di Joan Stark (http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373 /), un'artista che vi introdurrà ai segreti più reconditi di questa forma d'espressione. Gianfranco Gallotti gigal@pobox.com .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ARTICLE FROM SWEDISH MAGAZINE, DARLING, TRANSLATED BY VERONICA KARLSSON _ _ __ ___.--'_`. __ __ _ .'_`--.___ __ ( _`.'. - 'o` ) \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ ( 'o` - .`.'_ ) _\.'_' _.-' \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | `-._ `_`./_ ( \`. ) //\` \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| '/\\ ( .'/ ) \_`-'`---'\\__, ,__//`---'`-'_/ \` `-\ uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/hfref/ix/ /-' '/ ` _____________________ r93-ixa@fz.yhgu.fr ____________________ ' LIKE MY SIG? GO HERE: http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/ [Comments from me (VK) look like this. I have added URLs where there were links in the pages] Comments from me (Joan Stark) are in blue after Veronica's translation. from: http://www.drrling.se/nr12/ascii_art/ > > _____ _____ _____ _____ _ > /\ / ____|/ ____|_ _|_ _| | | > / \ | (___ | | | | | |______ __ _ _ __| |_ > / /\ \ \___ \| | | | | |______/ _` | '__| __| > / ____ \ ____) | |____ _| |_ _| |_ | (_| | | | |_ > /_/ \_\_____/ \_____|_____|_____| \__,_|_| \__| > > - en bild av tusen ord > > av Dan Linder > ASCII art - one picture of a thousand words by Dan Linder ( Dan_Linder@rmi-berghs.se ) > Är du bra på att göra en bild av Bob Dylan, Kakmonstret, din katt > eller Eiffeltornet med hjälp av några parenteser, ett par apostrofer > och några bokstäver? Då kan du bli ASCII-konstnär när du blir > stor. Det som förr betecknades som slitsamt datanörderi har blivit en > egen konstform på Internet. Are you good at making a picture of Bob Dylan, the Cookie Monster [?], your cat or the Eiffel Tower with the aid of a few parentheses, a couple of apostrophes and a few letters? Then you can become an ASCII- artist when you grow up. What used to be considered hard work for computer nerds has become an art from of its own on the Internet. > ASCII-art (uttalas asski) är en förkortning av American Standard Code > for Information Interchange. Med andra ord är det bilder som skapas av > tecken (siffror, bokstäver, snedstreck, parenteser...) från ett > tangentbord. Totalt använder man omkring 97 tecken, det vill säga i > stort sett alla som finns. Ett riktigt petjobb som tar tid och kräver > stort tålamod men som blir riktigt vackert när det är klart. ASCII art (pronounced asski [that makes sense in Swedish]) is short for American Standard Code for Information Interchange. In other words it is pictures created of characters (digits, letters, slashes [?], parentheses...) from a keyboard. Totally one uses about 97 characters, that is practially all that exist. A really picky job that takes time and demands great patience but which becomes really beautiful when it is done. Joan's comment:{Actually there are only 94 characters to choose from to create an ASCII picture... AaBbCcDdEeFfGgHhIiJjKkLlMmNnOoPpQqRrSsTtUuVvWwXxYyZz 1234567890 <>{}[]()\/ ;:,.?!"'`~|+=_- *&^%$#@!~ } > ASCII-konsten har sitt ursprung i en konstform som kallas "art typing" > och från början satt man och målade sina konstverk på vanliga > skrivmaskiner. Konstens egentlige "uppfinnare" heter Christopher > Latham Sholes, mannen som uppfann urskrivmaskinen 1867. ASCII-konsten > har alltså haft 131 år på sig att utvecklas. The ASCII art originates from an art form called "art typing" and from the beginning one sat and painted great works of art on ordinairy typewriters. The real "inventor" of the art is called Christopher Latham Sholes, the man who invented the typewriter in 1867. Thus ASCII art has had 131 years to evolve. Joan: { Christopher Sholes is the person accredited with inventing the typewriter.. I don't think that he made pictures with his creation-- but one never knows...} > Det tidigaste exemplet på art typing gjordes av en koreansk konstnär, > Gwang Hyuk Lee, som mitt under brinnande Koreakrig (omkring 1950) tog > hela texten ur Bibelns Johannesevangelium och skapade en stor bild av > Jesus. Dessvärre såg inte nordkoreanska kommunister med blida ögon på > nyskapande konst, så Gwang Hyuk Lee dödades för det han gjort. The earliest example of art typing was made by a Korean artist, Gwang Hyuk Lee, who right in the middle of an ongoing war in Korea (around 1950) took the whole text of the [?] from the Bible and created a big picture of Jesus. Unfortunately North Korean communists didn't like creative art, so Gwang Hyuk Lee was killed for what he had done. Joan's comments: {Gwang Hyuk Lee hand-designed a picture of Jesus from the text of 'The Book of John'... I have color and black/white jpgs of the work at my 'history of ASCII art' page.} > Spanjoren Guillermo Mendana Olivera hade Lee som förebild och satt i > början av 60-talet, i Leon i Spanien, och gjorde stortartad > teckenkonst med bara ett fåtal olika tecken: x, o, kommatecken och > mellanslag. Olivera var stenograf på dagarna och mästerlig > ASCII-konstnär på nätterna. The Spaniard Guillermo Mendana Olivera had Lee as a role model when he sat in Leon in Spain in the beginning of the 60's and made great character art with just a few different characters: x, o, comma and space. Olivera was a stenographer during the days and a master ASCII artist during the nights. Joan's comments: {Well, actually I would call him a "keyboard artist" -- the term ASCII wasn't developed until more recently} from: http://www.drrling.se/nr12/ascii_art/2.html > Joan Starks guide till ASCII-skapande: Joan Stark's guide to making ASCII: > - Gör små, enkla bilder till att börja med. Öga-näsa-mun. - Make small, simple pictures to start with. Eye-nose-mouth. Joan's comments: {Start with smallest part of the picture and build around it.} > - Gör alltid en modell eller skiss av den bild du tänkt dig. - Always make a model or a sketch of the picture you have in mind. Joan's comment: {It is helpful to have model or sketch of the picture} > - Stressa inte. ASCII-konst är tids- och tålamodskrävande till max. - Don't stress. ASCII art demands huge amounts of time and patience. Joan's comments: {Huge? Maybe.. depends on what you want to make!} > - Kontrollera proportioner. - Check the proportions. > - Lita till ditt ögonmått. Om du själv inte kan se att det är en > känguru, kan ingen annan det heller. - Trust your eye measure [?]. If you can't see that it's a kangaroo, then nobody else will either. Joan's comments: {This is what I use my kids for-- if they know what my picture is supposed to be, then it is a success in my mind.} > - Lämna plats för betraktarens fantasi, men gör inte bilderna > plottriga med massor av smådetaljer som förstör helhetsintrycket. Ju > renare, desto bättre. - Leave space for the imagination of the viewer [?], but don't make the images too cluttered with lots of little details that destroy the total impression. The cleaner, the better. > - Studera tecknade figurer i serietidningar. Profilbilder är lättast. - Study cartoon characters in cartoon magazines. Pictures in profile are the easiest. Joan's comments: {I'm not sure about profiles being easiest.. Looking at pictures and objects will certainly help... once you know where the characters fit together, you can get an idea of how they can be used to create your ASCII picture.} > - Ska du skicka in din ASCII-bild till en newsgroup eller liknande, så > se till att signera ditt verk. Interaktiva konststölder och plagiat > finns det gott om. - If you intend to send your ASCII picture to a newsgroup or something like that, make sure you sign your work. There are plenty of interactive art thefts and plagiarism. Joan's comments: {Not that it will stop the plagerism-- text characters can be deleted easily. Just a reminder that ASCII art follows internet copyright laws. Give credit where credit is due.} > - Kolla hur andra ASCII-konstnärer gör sina bilder. - See how other ASCII artists make their pictures. Joan's comment: {Look at as many ASCII art pictures as you can!} > Joan Starks galleri med ASCII-konst finns att hitta här Joan Stark's ASCII art gallery can be found here: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373 from: http://www.drrling.se/nr12/ascii_art/2.html > Fyrabarnsmamman Joan Stark från Mississippi i USA är en av många som > lagt ut sin konst på nätet. På knappt två år har hon byggt upp ett > stort arkiv ASCII-bilder som föreställer allt från seriefigurer, > husdjur, byggnader och hennes familj. Mother of four children, Joan Stark from Mississippi in USA is one of many who have put out their art on the net. In less than two years she has built a large archive of ASCII images of everything from cartoon characters, pets, buildings and her family. Joan's comment: {heehee-- I live in Ohio -- but that's ok} > - Det var mest av en slump jag fick upp ögonen för den här > konstformen, berättar Joan. Jag fick ett mail med en liten bild på > en cykel. Då visste jag inte ens vad bilderna kallades, men jag blev > fullständigt såld på det, och förstod att folk måste ha grava > sysselsättningsproblem som håller på med det. - It was mostly by coincidence that I noticed this art form, joan tells me. I got an email with a little picture of a bike. Back then I didn't even know what the pictures were called, but I became totally addicted to it, and realised that people must suffer from serious lack of something sensible to occupy themselves with in order to do this. Joan's comments:{I don't still feel this way about the ASCII artists.. I did when I first saw the pictures. But now, I understand the addiction. And certainly I do have many activities to occupy my time with.. I have a life outside of ASCII art-- I really do!} > - Kort därpå började jag sökte jag efter fler bilder på Yahoo och > hittade ett ställe där man kunde skicka in sina egna ASCII-bilder. Och > i juli 1996 började jag data ihop egna teckningar. - Shortly after I started to look for more pictures on Yahoo and found a place where one could send in one's own ASCII images. And in July 1996 I started to make pictures of my own. Joan's comment: {I found the newsgroup, alt.ascii-art on USENET} > Vad är det som är så fascinerande med ASCII? > > - Dels är de roligare och smidigare att få och skicka per mail än > vanliga pics. ASCII är ju text och tar därför mindre plats. > - Dels finns det bara 94 tecken att jobba med (97 i Sverige med å, ä > och ö) och det är allt. > - Och så ligger det en fet utmaning i att använda ett tangentbord som > palett och skärm som duk. What is it that is so fascinating about ASCII? - Partly they are more fun and leaner to get and send in email than ordinary pics. ASCII is text and because of this it takes less room. - Partly there is only 94 characters to work with (97 in Sweden with å, ä and ö [NOT!]) and that is all. - And then there is a fat challenge in using a keyboard as a palette and a screen as a canvas. > Det finns olika sätt att skapa ASCII-konst på. Ett sätt är att > använda program som modellerar bilderna, till exempel Gifscii. Men det > är inget Joan Stark rekommenderar, bilderna blir kantiga och fula: There are different ways to make ASCII art. One way is to use programs that design the images, for example Gifscii ( http://www.io360.com/v2/yo/asciiworld/gs.html ). But that is nothing Joan Stark recommends, the pictures become square and ugly: Joan's comments: { Ugly? I wouldn't say "ugly" -- how about "unattractive"? But that's just a matter of opinion. There are people who like this stuff... it makes my eyes hurt.} > : : > : : > : RRVIttIti+==iiii++iii++=;:, : > : IBMMMMWWWWMMMMMBXXVVYYIi=;:, : > : tBBMMMWWWMMMMMMBXXXVYIti;;;:,, : > t YXIXBMMWMMBMBBRXVIi+==;::;:::: , > ;t IVYt+=+iIIVMBYi=:,,,=i+=;:::::, ;; > YX=YVIt+=,,:=VWBt;::::=,,:::;;;:;: ;;; > VMiXRttItIVRBBWRi:.tXXVVYItiIi==;: ;;;; > =XIBWMMMBBBMRMBXi;,tXXRRXXXVYYt+;;: ;;;;; > =iBWWMMBBMBBWBY;;;,YXRRRRXXVIi;;;:;,;;;= > iXMMMMMWWBMWMY+;=+IXRRXXVYIi;:;;:,,;;= > iBRBBMMMMYYXV+:,:;+XRXXVIt+;;:;++::;;; > =MRRRBMMBBYtt;::::;+VXVIi=;;;:;=+;;;;= > XBRBBBBBMMBRRVItttYYYYt=;;;;;;==:;= > VRRRRRBRRRRXRVYYIttiti=::;:::=;= > YRRRRXXVIIYIiitt+++ii=:;:::;== > +XRRXIIIIYVVI;i+=;=tt=;::::;:; > tRRXXVYti++==;;;=iYt;:::::,;; > IXRRXVVVVYYItiitIIi=:::;,::; > tVXRRRBBRXVYYYIti;::::,:::: > YVYVYYYYYItti+=:,,,,,:::::; > YRVI+==;;;;;:,,,,,,,::::::: > > > > "Solid-style" är en annan möjlighet - men rätt svår. Den används mest > till att skugga och konturera bilderna: "Solid style" is another possibility - but quite difficult. 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Annars är det > jättesvårt. > - Egentligen handlar det bara om att veta hur och när man ska använda > tecken och se proportioner. Vill man göra en ASCII-katt bör man ha > koll på proportionerna så det inte ser ut som en isbjörn eller insekt > när du är klar med den. > - Allra bäst är det att börja med kärnan; om du ska göra en björn så > börjar du med nosen och jobbar dig utåt kanterna. > - Ögonen brukar vara lättast att börja med: 66, 99, ee, aa, oo, db, qp > är bra att använda där. > - Kurvor och små detaljer blir bäst med apostrofer, cediljer eller > citattecken. Därefter brukar jag "fylla" bilder med kolon och > semikolon. - One has to have a model to work from, says Joan. Otherwise it is really difficult. - It's really only about knowing how and when to use characters and see proportions. If you want to make an ASCII cat you should make sure to keep control over the proportions so that it doesn't end up looking like a polar bear or an insect when you're done with it. - The best thing is to start with the core; if you are going to make a bear you start with the nose and work your way towards the edges. - The eyes are usually the easiest to start with: 66, 99, ee, aa, oo, db, qp are good to use there. - Curves and little details are best with apostrophes, [ ??? ], or quotes. After that I usually "fill" pictures with colons and semicolons. Joan's comments: {A model really isn't a necessity-- but is certainly helpful. Knowing how the characters fit together and interact with one another is more important.} > That's it. De tangenter som får jobba mest när man gör ASCII-konst är > backspace (sudd) och mellanslagstangenten. That's it. The keys that get to work most when you make ASCII art is the backspace (eraser) and space bar. Joan's comments: {Yep, my spacebar works a lot... I prefer insert mode rather than the overtype mode. Each person has their own technique.. whatever works for you...} > - Men det går inte göra bilder på kommando. Jag måste ha lugn och ro, > gott om tid och mycket inspiration. Bra dagar tar det inte mer än en > halvtimme, säger Joan. > - De svåraste och mest tidskrävande bilderna är de största, uppåt 20 > rader höga, och de minsta. Då kan det ta dagar, veckor. > - En stor bild är svår för att det är många tecken som måste fungera > tillsammans, ungefär som en roman. En liten bild måste uttrycka > väldigt många detaljer med få tecken, som poesi. - But one can't make pictures on command. I have to have peace and quiet, plenty of time and loads of inspiration. Good days it doesn't take more than half an hour, say Joan. - The most difficult and most time demanding pictures are the biggest, upwards [?] 20 lines high, and the smallest. Then it can take days, weeks. - A big picture is hard because there are so many characters that have to work together, a bit like a novel. A small picture has to express really many details with just a few characters, like poetry. Joan's comments: {True, I must feel inspiration to make the ASCII pictures. Average time to make a picture is about 15-20 minutes... longer for the larger pictures. Weeks? Good golly -no- not anymore... the more I make, the faster it gets. Only my very first picture took a week. I typically will complete a picture in the same day lest I run out of inspiration. From experience I know this is true. I have several unfinished pictures that I have no urge to go back and complete.} > Joan Stark har själv förebilder bland ASCII-konstnärerna. > - Kännetecknande för en bra ASCII-konstnär att han får den som loggat > in på hans galleri att säga "wow". Så känner jag när jag ser bilder av > Rowan Crawford, Felix Lee och Daniel Au. > - Riktiga perfektionister, allihopa. Det måste man vara. Slarvar man > blir det bara skit och då får man göra allt från början igen. Joan Stark herself has many role models among the ASCII artists. - What distiguishes a good ASCII artist is that he gets the person who logs in to his gallery to say "wow". That's how I feel when I see pictures by Rowan Crawford ( http://www.afn.org/%7Eafn39695/crawford.htm ), Felix Lee ( http://www.teleport.com/%7Eflee/home.shtml ) and Daniel Au ( http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/%7Edcau/newdcau.htm ). - Real perfectionists, all of them. You have to be. If you are careless it just becomes shit and you have to start all over from the beginning again. Joan's comments: { My kids are going to wash my mouth out with soap Rowan Crawford, Felix Lee, and Danial Au were my inspirations to start creating the ASCII art pictures. They are all great. Unfortunately, none of them are still making the ASCII pictures. As for being careless, I think that if you take your time, feel the inspiration, and create something good, you won't need to trash it. Being careless isn't what makes a picture look bad-- inexperience and lack of know-how..} > Och ASCII-konsten har kommit till Internet för att stanna. Åtminstone > enligt Joan Stark: > - Om säg tre, fyra år tror jag ASCII-konsten är mer känd än nu. Folk > skickar dem redan nu på kul med e-mail eller använder dem på > hemsidor. Men ASCII-konsten kommer aldrig kunna ersätta vanliga gif- > eller jpeg-bilder. Den kommer bara att finnas där på kul. And ASCII art has come to the Internet to stay. At least according to Joan Stark: - In say three, four years I think that ASCII art will be better known that it is now. People already send them for fun in email or use them on homepages. But ASCII art will never be able to replace ordinairy gif or jpeg images. It will just be there for fun. > Joan Stark tror också att ASCII får en massa "junkies", precis som > till exempel MUD-spelen fått. > - Man kan bli riktigt fast på det här. Hög. Jag har drömt i ASCII > flera gånger och det var verkligen helsjukt. ASCII-konst kan verkligen > göra skumma saker med din hjärna. Joan Stark also believes that ASCII art will have lots of "junkies", just like for example the MUD games have got. - You can get really hooked on this. High. I have dreamed in ASCII several times and it was really totally sick. ASCII art can really do weird things to your brain. Joan's comments: {I love how English translates to Swedish and back again... I have dreamed in ASCII -- perhaps I've spent a bit too much time at the keyboard. But I haven't gotten sick of it as yet... and I think my brain is doing OK... although on some days....} > I Sverige finns det inga ASCII-konstnärer, än. Här tror vi att ASCII > är något för datanördar, inte att det är en seriös konstform. Mårten > Castenfors är konstkritiker på Svenska Dagbladet, han tror däremot att > ASCII-konsten har en framtid. > - All konst som är bra eller som gör något bra måste självklart > betraktas som seriös konst. Och all seriös konst har en framtid, menar > han. There are no ASCII artists in Sweden, yet [ :-D ]. Here we think that ASCII is something for computer nerds, not that it is a serious art form. Mårten Castenfors is an art critic for Svenska Dagbladed [A Swedish newspaper], he on the other hand thinks that ASCII art has a future. - All art that is good or that does something good must of course be looked upon as serious art. And all serious art has a future, he says. Joan's comments: {Oops, he must not have seen Veronica's ASCII work There are some people in Sweden who have hit the ASCII art scene.} > Så för den som vill bli pionjär inom svensk ASCII-konst är det fritt > fram. Datanörd eller ej. So for anybody who wants to become a pioneer in Swedish ASCII art just go for it. 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'`' : `. `: ':' : : '.'. .'.':.`: :' -`= `+ .= - `: :.' .'.' :.'.`:': : : .:`' .:`.': '.: . :`. :.' `'--,--'` y ( \ _ \ /`/ _ |__/:/_ \`\ |\ : / _\:\_ /\ : /_ \ : /_/\ : / _\ : /_/ : /` \ : /.'/` jgs `\ :/'/`` `^^`^`^``^^`^^^`^^`^^^`^ -=[ frying pan ]=- 6/97 _____________ ______________ (_,---------.(`______________`) \ / jgs `-------------' -=[ strawberries ]=- 6/97 \VW/ .oOOOOo. OOOOOOOO 'oOOOOo' 'oOOo' jgs `"` \VW/ .::::::. :::::::: '::::::' '::::' jgs `"` -=[ raspberry ]=- 6/97 .\V/, ()_()_) (.(_)()_) (_(_).)' jgs `'"'` -=[ the wise monkeys ]=- 6/97 .-"-. .-"-. .-"-. .-"-. _/_-.-_\_ _/.-.-.\_ _/.-.-.\_ _/.-.-.\_ / __} {__ \ /|( o o )|\ ( ( o o ) ) ( ( o o ) ) / // " \\ \ | // " \\ | |/ " \| |/ " \| / / \'---'/ \ \ / / \'---'/ \ \ \'/^\'/ \ .-. / \ \_/`"""`\_/ / \ \_/`"""`\_/ / /`\ /`\ /`"""`\ jgs \ / \ / / /|\ \ / \ -={ see no evil }={ hear no evil }={ speak no evil }={ have no fun }=- -=[ monkeys ]=- 6/97 .-"-. _/.-.-.\_ ( ( o o ) ) |/ " \| speak no evil... \'/^\'/ /`\ /`\ / /|\ \ ( (/ T \) ) jgs \__/^\__/ .-"-. _/_-.-_\_ / __> <__ \ / // " \\ \ see no evil... / / \'---'/ \ \ jgs \ \_/`"""`\_/ / \ / .-"-. _/_-.-_\_ /|( o o )|\ | // " \\ | hear no evil... / / \'---'/ \ \ jgs \ \_/`"""`\_/ / \ / .-"-. _/.-.-.\_ ( ( o o ) ) |/ " \| have no fun... jgs \ .-. / /`"""`\ / \ .="=. _/.-.-.\_ _ ( ( o o ) ) )) |/ " \| // \'---'/ // jgs /`"""`\\ (( / /_,_\ \\ \\ \_\\_'__/ \ )) /` /`~\ |// / / \ / ,--`,--'\/\ / '-- "--' '--' -=[ rings ]=- 6/97 _____ /\.../\ __|>: :<|__ (__|>: :<|__) |>: :<| jgs \/'''\/ ^^^^^ _____ /\.../\ __|>: :<|__ `--|>: :<|--` jgs \/'''\/ ^^^^^ ____ __ /\../\ __ (__|>: :<|__) jgs \/''\/ ^^^^ .-===-. \'-=-'/ \\|// \Y/ .-'`^`'-. /`.'`^`'.`\ ; / \ ; | | | | \ \ / / jgs '.`"---"`.' `"---"` -=[ horse ]=- 6/97 ,_ , /^\\ //\ | \\ // \ | || ,==. // | \ ||.=~////"=,|| / /(\ /////////\\\\\ /) (/(((///`~\\\\\)))\\///\ (//)))/_.-"")))\\((//((()) (((((((_.-"///"")).`')\\(\\ )))())' ((( ( './//))) (////~/ )) (((/(/ /)///` ( ))\(( `//(/_ '._ _.' _\\\ ((((/^\ '. .' /^\))) (\)\\__\ ' ' /__/(( )))\ ' ' /))) )//)/| ' ' |((( //))))/\ : : / )) (((((\\| : : | ( \\)\\\| : : | )))))| _.--'''--._ | /(/// \.' _____ './ (JGS( / .-': :'-. \ ))) \.' . . './ (( | . . | ) |/ '. .' \| //( )\\ \\/ \// `\ ''' /` '.__.__.' `"""` -=[ stethoscope ]=- 6/97 _ _ /_] [_\ // \\ \\ // \`-..-'/ `\ /` || _ jgs || ( ) \\___// `---` -=[ no smoking ]=- 6/97 __ __ ) \\\ /// ( _ __\\\///_____ ) [_[___>><<______# ///\\\ jgs /// \\\ -=[ cigarette ]=- ) ( _ ___________ ) [_[___________# -=[ angels ]=- 6/97 == <^\()/^> \/ \/ jgs / \ `''` == == "we are each of us angels <^\()/\()/^> with but one wing, \/ \/ \/ and can only fly by / \/ \ embracing each other" jgs `""``""` -=[ The Pearly Gates ]=- 6/97 == == <^\()/^> <^\()/^> \/ \/ \/ \/ /__\ . ' . /__\ == /\ . | . /\ == <^\()/^> !_\/ ' | ' \/_! <^\()/^> \/ \/ !_/I_|| . ' \'/ ' . ||_I\_! \/ \/ /__\ /I_/| || -== + ==- || |\_I\ /__\ /_ \ !//| | || ' . /.\ . ' || | |\\! /_ \ (- ) /I/ | | || . | . || | | \I\ (= ) \__/!//| | | || ' | ' || | | |\\!\__/ / \I/ | | | || ' . ' * || | | | \I/ \ {_ __} | | | || || | | | {____} _!__|= || | | | || * + || | | | || |__!_ _I__| ||__|__|__|_|| A ||_|__|__|__||- |__I_ -|--|- ||--|--|--|-|| __/_\__ * ||-|--|--|--||= |--|- | | || | | | || /\-'o'-/\ || | | | || | | | |= || | | | || _||:<_>:||_ || | | | ||= | | | |- || | | | || * /\_/=====\_/\ * || | | | ||= | | | |- || | | | || __|:_:_[I]_:_:|__ || | | | ||- | | _|__| ||__|__|__|_||:::::::::::::::::::::||_|__|__|__|| |__|_ -|--|= ||--|--|--|-||:::::::::::::::::::::||-|--|--|--||- |--|- jgs|- || | | | ||:::::::::::::::::::::|| | | | ||= | | ~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~ -=[ building on hill ]=- 6/97 + A __/_\__ /\-'o'-/\ _||:<_>:||_ /\_/=====\_/\ _|:_:_[I]_:_:|_ _/::::::::::::::::\_ _/::::::::::::::::::::\_ /:jgs::::::::::::::::::::\ -=[ taxi cab ]=- 6/97 [\ .----' `-----. //^^^^;;^^^^^^`\ _______//_____||_____()_\________ /826 : : ___ `\ |> ____; ; |/\><| ____ _<) {____/ \_________________/ \____} \ '' / \ '' / jgs '--' '--' -=[ fireman ]=- 6/97 _ ( ..:::[=--. /o\ _ ) .:::'' \ (")\ /_\ (,`):::,(. `/:\ I I ) (. )' (' |:|`\ ,={_O_} jgs (,)' ). (' ),) _/^|_ -.__.' | | -=[ US Marine Corp Logo ]=- 6/97 _.-. .-. `) | .-. _.'`. .~./ \.~. .`'._ .-' .'.'.'.-| |-.'.'.'. '-. `'`'`'`'` \ / `'`'`'`'` /||\ .'\ .-"'. _//||\\._ \ \/ (_) ) .' `. '..' ,-..' ___, /.' / \'\ \ ', | | '-. .-; | \.' / |' | '.\ | | | | ;`''. | | \ \ ( / / \ '.'`'. '-, ;' ) .'``'-:__;-' <_.-, `._;-._ `-.,_ / jgs `\/ =-[ bird/eagle? ]=- 6/97 _.-. .-. `) | .-. _.'`. .~./ \.~. .`'._ .-' .'.'.'.-| |-.'.'.'. '-. `'`'`'`'` \ / `'`'`'`'` /||\ jgs //||\\ _.-. .-. `) | .-. _.'`. .~./ \.~. .`'._ .-'`.'-'.'.-| |-.'.'-'.`'-. `'`'`'`'` \ / `'`'`'`'` /||\ jgs //||\\ _.-. .-. `) | .-. _.'`. .~./ \.~. .`'._ .-'`.'-'.'.-: ;-.'.'-'.`'-. `'`'`'`'` \ / `'`'`'`'` /||\ jgs / ^^ \ `'``'` -=[ Grim Reaper ]=- 6/97 .""--.._ [] `'--.._ ||__ `'-, `)||_ ```'--.. \ _ /|//} ``--._ | .'` `'. /////} `\/ / .""".\ //{/// / /_ _`\\ // `|| | |(_)(_)|| _// || | | /\ )| _///\ || | |L====J | / |/ | || / /'-..-' / .'` \ | || / | :: | |_.-` | \ || /| `\-::.| | \ | || /` `| / | | | / || |` \ | / / \ | || | `\_| |/ ,.__. \ | || / /` `\ || || | . / \|| || | | |/ || / / | ( || / . / ) || | \ | || / | / || |\ / | || \ `-._ | / || \ ,//`\ /` | || ///\ \ | \ || |||| ) |__/ | || |||| `.( | || `\\` /` / || /` / || jgs / | || | \ || / | || /` \ || /` | || `-.___,-. .-. ___,' || `---'` `'----'` .""--..__ _ [] ``-.._ .'` `'. ||__ `-._ / ,-.\ ||_ ```---..__ `-. / /:::\\ /|//} ``--._ `. | |:::|| |////} `-. \ | |:::|| //'/// `.\ | |:::|| // ||' `| jgs / |:::|/ _,-//\ || hh /` |:::|`-,__,-'` |/ \ || /` | |'' || \ ||| /` \ | || | /|| |` | | |) \ | || | \ | / ,.__ \| || / ` /` `\ | || | / \ / || | | | / || / / | `( || / . / ) || | \ | ________|| / | / `-------.| |\ / | || \/`-._ | / || // `. /` | || //`. `. | \ || ///\ `-._ )/ | || //// ) .(/ | || |||| ,'` ) / // |||| / / || `\\` /` | // |` \ || / | // /` \ // /` | || `-.___,-. .-. ___,' (/ `---'` `'----'` tweaked/diddled by: Herman Hiddema mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod/ retweaked/rediddled by me (jgs) :) -=[ senior citizen ]=- 6/97 ___ (___) /` `\ / /"\ \ \_/o o\_/ ( _ ) `\ /` /\\V//\ / /_ _\ \ \ \___/ / \/===\/ || || || || ||___|| |_____| jgs ||| / Y \ `"`"` -=[ woman ]=- 6/97 .=. //"\\ (/6 6\) )\ = /( (_ ) ( _) / `\_/` \ / (_ @ _) \ \ \)___(/ / \/ \/ | | | | |_____| ||| ||| / Y \ `"`"` -=[ couple ]=-6/97 .-=-. ////"\\ .=. ( 6 6 ) //"\\ \ - / (/6 6\) _.) (._ )\ = /(-` `:` `\ _(_ ) ( _)-| : |\ \ (_/ `\_/` \ | : |/ / / (_ @ _) \\_ : _/ / \ \)___(/ / |===|_) \/`"""`\/ | L | | | | | | | | | | | |_____| | | | ||| | | | ||| | | | ||| |_|_| jgs / Y \ / T \ `"`"` `"`"` WHEN I'M A LITTLE OLD LADY ___ (___) When I'm a little old lady /` `\ Then I'll live with my children / /"\ \ and bring them great joy. \_/o o\_/ To repay all I've had ( _ ) from each girl and boy `\ /` I shall draw on the walls /\\V//\ and scuff up the floor; / /_ _\ \ Run in and out \ \___/ / without closing the door. \/===\/ I'll hide frogs in the pantry, || || socks under my bed. || || Whenever they scold me, ||___|| I'll hang my head. |_____| I'll run and I'll romp, ||| always fritter away / Y \ The time to be spent `"`"` doing chores every day. I'll pester my children ___ when they are on the phone. (___) As long as they're busy /` `\ I won't leave them alone. / /"\ \ Hide candy in closets, \_/o o\_/ rocks in a drawer, ( _ ) And never pick up my clothes `\ /` from the floor. /\\V//\ Dash off to the movies / /_ _\ \ and not wash a dish. \ \___/ / I'll plead for allowance \/===\/ whenever I wish. || || I'll stuff up the plumbing || || and deluge the floor. ||___|| As soon as they've mopped it, |_____| I'll flood it some more. ||| When they correct me, / Y \ I'll lie down and cry, `"'"` ___ Kicking and screaming, (___) not a tear in my eye. /` `\ I'll take all their pencils / /"\ \ and flashlights, and then \_/o o\_/ When they buy new ones, ( _ ) I'll take them again. `\ /` I'll spill glasses of milk /\\V//\ to complete every meal, / /_ _\ \ Eat my banana and \ \___/ / just drop the peel. \/===\/ Put toys on the table, || || spill jam on the floor, || || I'll break lots of dishes ||___|| as though I were four. |_____| What fun I shall have, ||| what joy it will be to / Y \ Live with my children.... `"`"` the way they lived with me! (author unknown) -=[ ocean scenes ]=- 6/97 .--.-. ( ( )__ ^^ (_, \ ) ,_) ^^ '-'--`--' | \ / ~, .-'-. /| -- / \ -- ~^~`^~^`^~ / |\ ~^~~^~``~~^~~^^~^~^-=======-~^~^~^~~^~~^~^~ ~^~ ~^~ ^~ /__|_\~^~ ~^~^~^~_~^~^_~-=========- -~^~^~^^~^_~ ~^~ ~^~^ ~ '======' `~^-~~^~-^~^_~^~~ -=====- ~^~^~-~^~^~^~~^~ jgs ~^~ ~^ ~^~ ~^~^ ~^~-~^~~^~-~^~~-~^~^~-~^~~^-~^~^~^-~^~^~^~ ~^~ ~^~ ~^~ ~^ ~^~ ~^~^ ~^~-~^~~^~-~^~~-~^~^~-~^~~^-~^~^~^-~^~^~^~ *The sun setting is no less beautiful than the sun rising.* -=[ 5 lines ]=- 6/97 \ ' / ~, .-. ^^ /| -= ( ) =- ^^ ~^~ /_|\ ^~~-~^~^~-=~=~=-~^~^~^-~^~^~^~ jgs~^~ ~^~^ ~-~^~~-~^~^~-=^~~^-~^~^~^-~^~^~^~ -=[ 4 lines ]=- 6/97 -- ~, ^^ | "The sun setting /| ^^ \ _ / is no less / |\ -= ( ) =- beautiful than ~^~ ^ ^~^~ ~^~ ~=====^~^~-~^~~^~^-=~=~=-~^~^~^~ the sun rising." -=[ skull ]=- 6/97 .-""-. / _ _ \ |(_)(_)| (_ /\ _) L====J jgs '-..-' \\// || _.=||=._ /| || |\ || || -=[ cauldrons ]=- 6/97 ( ) ) ______(____ (___________) / \ / \ | | ____\ /____ ()____'.__ __.'____() jgs .'` .'```'. `-. ().'` `'.() ( ) ) _(______ (________) ) ( / \ ___| |___ ()__\___ _ __/__() .`/``||``\`. jgs ()/ () \() -=[ cannibals ]=- 6/97 \\\\\////// .-""-. \\\\\\////// / _ _ \ [[[[[[[]]]]]]]] |(_)(_)| /////////\\\\\\ ( /\ ) //// ~0 ( 0~ \\\\ L====J //(, 8-_\-8 ,)\\ `-..-` //|\ .===. /|\\ \\// \ '===' /* || \__.__/ _.=||=._ .---'@ @'---. /| || |\ / '@ @' \ _||_ / . Y . _/\ / _))-' /|'---{@}---'|\_/\ | _) _.' | --:-- | \ \ jgs \___)-' | --:-- | \ \ .-. \\\V/// (o.o) ####### |=| //6 , 6\\ Y \ = / | .-:---:---'B / `@` ,--'| ( <|' '| | \ \__.__/ | `/<<<<<\ | (>>>>>>>) | `"|"|"|"` | |_| | | _(_| |_ | jgs (___|___) | \\\V/// .-. ####### (o.o) // a.a \\ |=| /\ = /\ Y `)-(` | /` `._.-B //|' '|---`| \\|_._| | `##### | ##### | | | | | ( | ) | | | | | .-' | '-. | jgs `"""`"""` .-. \\\V/// (o.o) // 6.6 \\ |=| /\ = /\ Y _) - (_ 8---'` . . `\ |`---'\ . /\ \ | wwwww / / | WWWWWWW/` | |""Y""| | \ | / | _| | |_ jgs | (___|___) .-. \\\V/// (0.0) //6 6\\ {=} // = \\ T___.-`~@~`-. 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'._____.' -=[ the "bird" ]=- 6/97 .-. |-| | | _.-|=|-. / | | | | | |\ | / \ /` jgs | | -=[ Birthday Wishes - "in dog years" ]=- 6/97 H a p p y B i r t h d a y ... did you know that in dog years, you would be dead! .-""""""-. `;-, / @) @)\ \-\ | `-. \=\ _oO)\O)\O)\O)\Oo_OOo=\ _ \ \-\oO( )/ // // // /_(_` )~`\ @) / ( ` )|/ // // // /( ` )| `-.__ _.' || |||| || || || | | | | VvvvvV \| |||| || || || | | | | | ||)| || || || | | | _) (_,_))\ \\ \\_;`-'(_,_) ) ( ' )\ `-'`-' ( ` ) \ | |\ \ `\ \\ \ | | \ \ \ \\ \. | | (_,_) \ \. _) jgs (_,_)\)\)\) (_,_)\) \)\)\)' ' ' \)\)\)' ' ' ' ' ' ' -=[ small dragon ]=- 6/97 _(, {\V/} ,)_ /\ | " | /\ //\\(o o)//\\ ||::/ ^ \::|| |||(( ))||| |' \" "/ '| )I( jgs ""`"" -=[ small dragon hatching ]=- 6/97 .-"-. .' '. / \ : ; | | : : \ / `. .' jgs `~~~` .-"-. .' '. / \ : ; | | : `Y : \ \ / `. .' jgs `~~~` .-"-. .' '. / \ : \/ ; | __ / | : `Y : \ \ / `. .' jgs `~~~` .-"-. .' 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'--. \ _______ / .--' \ \ .-" "-. / / \ \ / \ / / \ / \ / \| .--. .--. |/ | )/ | | \( | |/ \__/ \__/ \| / /^\ \ \__ '=' __/ |\ /| |\'"VUUUV"'/| \ `"""""""` / `-._____.-' jgs / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ ,-' ( ) `-, `-'._) (_.'-` -=[ skulls (solid-style) ]=- 6/97 .ooooo. .o8P"""""Y8o. 88' '88 8' '8 8 ,o. .o, 8 8 8 888; :888 8 8 8P '88' '88' Y8 P 8 'Y b 888 d `8b d8` 88'"88888"'88 8 `"""""""` 8 jgs `8ooooooo8` . . ..###' '###,. '####; .ooooo. ;####' '##, .o8P"""""Y8o. ,##' '##, 88' '88 ,##' '##8' '8##' '#8 ,o. .o, 8#' 8 8 888; :888 8 8 8P '88' '88' Y8 P 8 'Y b 888 d `8b d8` 88'"88888"'88 8 `"""""""` 8 `8ooooooo8` ,##' '##, ,##' '##, jgs ,##' '##, .#####, ,#####. `##' '##` -=[ group hug ]=- 6/97 ______________________________ .-' G R O U P H U G '-. .' ________________________ '. / .-'(")/6 6\(") /o o\("/6 6\'-. \ / /o o\(") =_//a a\_=_/_(")-_/a a\ \ | /\ -/o o\"/ )\_^_/(")( \/o o\_-_/\ | | \(")\ - // /___/o o\__\ \ = /(")"/ | \ '------' ____) -(____ '------' / \ _____)(____ / jgs\ ____) (____ / `'---------.____) (____.---------'` -=[ diamond bracelet ]=- 6/97 ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ __ /\../\ __ /\../\ __ /\../\ __ /\../\ __ /\../\ __ (__|>: :<|__|>: :<|__|>: :<|__|>: :<|__|>: :<|__) jgs \/''\/ \/''\/ \/''\/ \/''\/ \/''\/ ^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^ -=[ 70's hippie ]=- 6/97 ,@@@@@@@@@, @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@'_ _'@@@@@ @@@| o o |@@@ '@| (_) |@' \ ___ / |\_`~`_/| ____/: `"` :\____ /`}}}}}\ /{{{{{`\ / {{{{{ \ / }}}}} \ / }}}}} \.-./ {{{{{ \ | {{{{{ / | \ }}}}} | jgs | }}}}} \/|\/ {{{{{ | | /{{{{{ '-' }}}}}\ | -=[ bank robber ]=- 6/97 .=======.=============. //_______\\ \ //IIIIIIIII\\ \ // |_______| \\ \ //| |[_BANK_] |\\_____________\ | | _ _ | | | | | | | | | | _ _ _ | O__, | | |'|'| | | [_] [_] [_] | /\($) | |_| | |_| | | ($)/\__ | |=======| | | _\ ` |_|=======|_|__________jgs_| -=[ bag of money ]=- 6/97 \`\/\/\/`/ )======( .' 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'. | | \ / [_______] |##' ,| |#' ,#| |' ,##| | ,###| |,###'| |###' | |##' ,| |#' ,#| |'_,##| [_______] \ / jgs | | -=[ faerie ]=- 6/97 /\ , {Oo\{o\ .=. {o: \:.\ / \ {O:' \:.-'_.-\_)____ {o:. /`~('-./-----.\ }o: // /| `/\ {O:'// /-' /\/\ }o-/( <___ \'/ /\/\/\ /o./ ;--._)====* -\/\/\/ `"`\ \ /.\ `""` \ \ \ \ jgs /`\ ) |/| | _// \| | / || |/ / | `\| ' -=[ Molly chipmunk ]=- 6/97 /\\ //\ \ ||="=|| / /` | | `\ / .-'\| |/'-. \ / \ / \ =\ Y /= `-._ '---' _.-' jgs `"""""` -=[ abacus ]=- 6/97 ___________________________________ |.-.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.-.| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||_|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|_|| [_>_______________________________<_] ||"|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|"|| || | | | | | | | | | | | || ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| jgs |'-'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'-'| `"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` -=[ vampire ]=- 6/97 .-"""". / \ __ / .-. .\ / `\ / \/ \ | _ \/ .==.==. | ( \ /____\__\ \ \ (_()(_() \ \ '---._ \ \_ /\ |` (__)________/ / \| /\___/ | \ \||VV | \ \|"""", | \ ______) \ \ /` jgs \( -=[ can of Budweiser ]=- 6/97 __ .-"`` _``"-. /'. '.(##)'\ |'.`'----'`.'| | .-'""""'-. | |\ _.====._ /| |'--./^^\.--'| |__.-\__/-.__| || Budweiser|| || :::::::: || ||%&%&%&%&%&|| || %&%&%&%% || \'=-.,__,.-='/ jgs `-.______.-' -=[ rat ]=- 6/97 _ _ (\\.-""-.//) / \ /) \o o/ (( /\ /\ )) /==\ () /==\ // | `UU` |// | |/ .-'\ /'-. (((` ) |----| ( `))) jgs (((` `))) -=[ candle ]=- 6/97 ( )\ {_} .-;-. |'-=-'| | | | | | | | | jgs '.___.' -=[ crayons ]=- 6/97 _ _ _ _ _ /^\ /:\ /%\ /8\ /#\ /___\ /:::\ /%%%\ /888\ /###\ [_____]:::::]%%%%%]88888]#####] |_____|_____|_____|_____|_____| |=====|=====|=====|=====|=====| | _ | _ | _ | _ | _ | | / \ | / \| / \ | / \ |/ \ | || || | || ||| || | | || || | || ||| || | | || || | || ||| || | | | \_/ | \_/| \_/ | \_/ |\_/ | |_____|_____|_____|_____|_____| jgs |=====|=====|=====|=====|=====| | |:::::|%%%%%|88888|#####| '-----'-----'-----'-----'-----' /^\ /___\ [_____] |_____| |=====| | _ | | / \ | || || || || || || | \_/ | |_____| jgs |=====| '-----' -=[ seated to standing postion ]=- 6/97 () <()> () () () /| #| #|\ #/\ # /| # / \ # \_ #\_\ #\_\ # /_| # \ ### \ ### \ ### \ ### \ ### | # # \_ # # /_ # # /_ # # /_ # # /_ () () () () |\_ /|\ /|\ /|\/ # | # / | \ # || \ # / | # | # |\ # |\ # /| ### | ### | | ### / | ### / | # # |_ # # |_|_ # # /_ |_ # # /_ |_ -=[ graduation cap ]=- 6/97 _.-'`'-._ .-' _ '-. `-.__ `\_.-' | `-``\| jgs `-.....-A # # -=[ Jurassic Park/Lost World dino ]=- 6/97 , , ;:._.-`''. ;.;'.;` _ `. ',;` ( \ ,`-. `:.`, (_/ ;\ `-. ';: / `. `-._ `;.;' `-,/ . `-. ';;' _ `^` `. ';; ,'-' `--._ ; ': `;; ,; `. ':`,,.__,,_ / `;`:;`;:` ,; '. ;, ';';':';;` .,; ' '-._ `':.; .:; ` '._ `';;, ;:` ` :'`' ',__.) `;:;:.,...;'`' ';. '`'::'`'' .'`' ,'jgs`';;:,..::;`'`' , .;` `'::''` ,`;`. [FLOWER SIG] -- _ _(_)_ wWWWw ,,, _ (_)@(_),,, (___) {{{}} _(_)_ /(_) {{{}} ~Y~ ~Y~ (_)@(_) | {{}~Y~ (@)\|{}} \|/ /(_) joan stark (\|/)~Y~\| \Y/\|~Y~ \|/ (\|/) \|//\|/\|/\\|/\|\|/\\|//\\|// ^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ASCII ART GALLERY: [ANGEL SIG #2] -- == == "we are each of us angels with but one wing, <^\()/\()/^> and can only fly by embracing each other" \/ \/ \/ / \/ \ joan stark jgs `""``""` [MONKEY SIG] -- .-"-. _/.-.-.\_ ...just monkeying around... 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File: mirrors/jgs/data/mythical.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/mythical.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::/\:::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::||:::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::||:::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::||:::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::||:::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::||:::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::||:::::::::::::::::::::::::: Mythical & Medieval: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::||:::::::::::::::::::::::::: page 1 ~^~_-~^^-^~^_~^_^-~^~^-~^ || ~^~_-~^_^-^~^_~^_^-~^~^-~ ~^-_~^-~^_~^-~^_~^-_ _^,##[]##,~_ _~^-_~^-~^_~^-~^_~^- ~^-~^~-_~^__.===~'`__.. ~{ \ _-..__`'~===.__~^-~^~-_~^ ~_~^_.=~~' ~_.==~-.-~ .=||=. ~=.-~==._~^-^'~~=._~_~^ ~-:`-~^-~^_~^:-~^~-_~-._`-==-'_.=~-_~^-_:~^-~^-_~`;-~ ~-'._~^-~^-_^~=._~-~_~-'~~'~`_^-~_^_.=~-~^-_~^-_.'^- _~^-~^~=._~^-~^_-^~~==..,~_^_,..==~~-_~^-~^-_.=~_~^-~^ _-~^-~^_~^`~==.__-~^_~^-_~^-_~^-_~^-~__.==~`_-~^-~^_~^ -~_~^~-~^-~^~_~^~`~~~==,,....,,==~~~`-~_~^~-~^-~^~_~^~ ~jgs^-~^-_~^~^_-^~^-~^~-_~^-~^-~^_~^~-~^~-~^-~^-~^-~^ ~^~^-~^-~^_~^~-^~_~^-^~^~^-~^-~^~^~-^~-~^-~^~~-^~-^~^ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028023631oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/puff.mid)Midi Controls wizards sphinx (Mythos Page) mage harpy (Mythos Page) crystal balls hobgoblin (Mythos Page) princess imp (Mythos Page) king/queen cockatrice/basilisk swords (Mythos Page) Excalibur triton (Mythos Page) sword & shield centaurs (Mythos Page) battle axe/shield/sword ganesha (Mythos Page) shield akeru (Mythos Page) crowns pooka/demon horse dragon and knights (Mythos Page) (Mythical-2 Page) wyvern (Mythos Page) fairies/sprites/pixies Grim Reaper (Mythos Page) (Mythos-2 Page) mermaids (Mythos2- Page) pegasus (Mythos Page) King Neptune (Mythos Page) hippocampus (Mythos Page) Loch Nessie (Mythos Page) gryphons (Mythos Page) Medusa (Mythos Page) gargoyles (Mythos Page) unicorns (Mythos Page) angels (Religion Page) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. to MYTHOS- page 1: creatures/beings to MYTHOS- page 2: faeries and mermaids to MYTHICAL/MEDIEVAL- page 1: wizards, swords, royalty, more to MYTHICAL/MEDIEVAL- page 2: dragons and knights .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ~ Wizard ~ 8/96 . * . . . . (*.) . * . . ( .(.. ) ) . .( (..* ).*) . . ( * . ). .) . /:\ . ( (. *.) . /:.:\ . . ) * /:.:.:\ .* /. . * M A G I C |wwWWWww| / . ((("""))) / H A P P E N S ! (. @ @ .) / (( (_) )) __ / .-)))o(((-. |:.\ /.:((()))):.:\ /.:.\ /.:.:)))((:.:.:\/.:.:.| /.:.:.((()).:.:./.:.\.:| /.:.:.:.))((:.:.:.:./ \| /.:.:.:Y:((().Y.:.:./ /.:.:.:/:.:)).:\:.:.| /.:.:.:/|.:.(.:.:\:./ /.:.:.:/ |:.:.:.:.|\' `;.:./ |.:.:.:.:| ` __,_,_,___) |./' |:.:.:.:.| ( / / / _ `' |.:.:.:.:| / / / _ ,_ // . ,_ |:.:.:.:.| / / (_(/_/(_(/_/_//(__) |.:.:.:.:| (_/ |:.:.:.:.| |:.:.:.:.:.| |.:.:.:.:.:.:| jgs |:.:.:.:.:.:.| `-:.:.:.:.:.-' ~ WIZARD .SIG ~ 8/96 -- & . * . : * ( .*) * __ * __ .:. .(* ) .* ) . |\ /| /\ / _` | / ` .:M:. (.*( * ) | ` | /~~\ \__/ | \__/ " /. * __ __ __ __ | .::.^.::..../ |__| /\ |__) |__) |_ |\ | /__` | .::::.::'''' | | /~~\ | | |__ | \| .__/ | :: ::::: * ` ::::: ::::: Love, Light, Laughter, AND Magic! ::::: ::::: __ __ * .:::::. |\ /| |_ |__) | | |\ | ::::::: ~~~ | ` | |__ | \ |__ | | \| ~~~ jgs`':::'' -=[ wizards ]=- 1/97 ' |\ .(' *) ' . | \ ' .*) .'* |(*\ .*(// .*) . |___\ // (. '* ((("'\ // ' * . ((c'7') /\) ((((^)) / \ .-')))(((-' / (((()) __/' jgs )))( | (() )) |\ | \ |(*\ |___\ ((("'\ ((c'7') ((((^)) )))((( (((()) jgs )))( (() )) -=[ mage ]=- 10/98 \'/ -= * =- .-"-. / #,_ / /\_ \ `#|\ / /')'\ \ /#/ ( \ = / )/\/# ) ) ( (/ \ (_.;`"`;._) | / ( \|/ ) | / /\-'^'-/\ | | \| )=@=( \_/ | /\/ \ | /\ \ ; \(// /' | \/ | | / / | ___/\_\ |/ / \ \| / | | | | \ \_|/ \|_/ jgs / \`-'/ \ `-' '-` -=[ crystal balls ]=- 7/98 * . 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'@(@@@@@@@)@. (@@) ` . ' . @@'((@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@)@@@@@@@)@ @@(@@@@@@@@@@))@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@` . @.((@@@@@@@)(@@@@@@@@@@@@@@))@\@@@@@@@@@)@@@ . 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( / ( '-. jgs .-=-. ) -. / ( .' . \ \ ( ' ,_) ) \_/ (_ , /\ ,_/ '--\ `\--` _\ _\ `\ \ _\_\ `\\ \\ -.'.`\.'.- >> mountain scene << 10/96 _ .-. / \ _ ^^ / \ /^./\__ _/ \ _ .--'\/\_ \__/. \ / \ ^^ ___ / \_ _/ ^ \/ __ :' /\/\ /\ __/ \ / \ / .' _/ / \ ^ / \/ \/ .`'\_/\ /\/\ /\/ :' __ ^/ ^/ `--./.' ^ `-.\ _ _:\ _ / \/ \ _/ \-' __/.' ^ _ \_ .'\ _/ \ . __/ \ /\ .- `. \/ \ / -. _/ \ -. `_/ \ / `._/ ^ \ / `-.__ ^ / .-'.--' . / `--./ .-' `-. `-. `. - `. @/ `. / / `-. / .-' / . .' \ \ \ .- \% @(88%@)@%% @)&@&(88&@.-_=_-=_-=_-=_-=_.8@% &@&&8(8%@%8)(8@%8 8%@)% @88:::&(&8&&8::JGS:&`.~-_~~-~~_~-~_~-~~=.'@(&%::::%@8&8)::&#@8:::: `::::::8%@@%:::::@%&8:`.=~~-.~~-.~~=..~'8::::::::&@8:::::&8::::::' `::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' -=[ mountain scene at night ]=- 2/97 _ . , . . * / \_ * / \_ _ * * /\'__ * / \ / \, (( . _/ / \ *'. . /\/\ /\/ :' __ \_ ` _^/ ^/ `--. / \/ \ _/ \-'\ * /.' ^_ \_ .'\ * /\ .- `. \/ \ /==~=-=~=-=-;. _/ \ -. `_/ \ / `-.__ ^ / .-'.--\ =-=~_=-=~=^/ _ `--./ .-' `- /jgs `. / / `.~-^=-=~=^=.-' '-._ `._ -=[ Mountain Scene- nighttime ]=- 3/97 . . .-. . _ * _ . * / \ (( _/ \ * . _ . .--'\/\_ \ ` / \ * ___ * / \_ _/ ^ \/\'__ /\/\ /\ __/ \ * / \ / .' _/ / \ *' / \/ \/ .`'\_/\ . . /\/\ /\/ :' __ ^/ ^/ `--./.' ^ `-.\ _ _:\ _ / \/ \ _/ \-' __/.' ^ _ \_ .'\ _/ \ . __/ \ /\ .- `. \/ \ / -. _/ \ -. `_/ \ / `._/ ^ \ / `-.__ ^ / .-'.--' . / `--./ .-' `-. `-. `. - `. @/ `. / / `-. / .-' / . .' \ \ \ .- \% @&8jgs@@%% @)&@&(88&@.-_=_-=_-=_-=_-=_.8@% &@&&8(8%@%8)(8@%8 8%@)% @88:::&(&8&&8:::::%&`.~-_~~-~~_~-~_~-~~=.'@(&%::::%@8&8)::&#@8:::: `::::::8%@@%:::::@%&8:`.=~~-.~~-.~~=..~'8::::::::&@8:::::&8:::::' `::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.' >> caves << 10/96 ___..-. ._/ __ \_`-.__ / .'/##\_ `-. \--. .-_/#@@##\ /-' `\_ jgs - /########\_ \._ `- " "'"''"'"'''" ''"'"''" ___..-. ._/ __ \_`-.__ / .'/##\_ `-. \--. .-_/#####\ /-' `\_ /###@@###\_ \._ `- jgs _|###########\_`. -' \ " "'"''"'"'''" ''"'"''" -=[ desert scene ]=- 4/97 . \ : / ' _ ' -= ( (_) ) =- . . / : \ .-. 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'-( : )-' ... anything is possible... | \ / _\/_ .-'-. //o\ _\/_ _ ___ __ _ --_ / \ _--_ __ __ _ | __/o\\ _ =-=-_=-=-_=-=_=-_= -=======- = =-=_=-=_,-'|"'""-|-,_ =- _=-=-_=- _=-= _--=====- _=-=_-_,-" | jgs=- =- =-= =- = - -===- -= - ." -=[ ocean scenes ]=- 6/97 .--.-. ( ( )__ ^^ (_, \ ) ,_) ^^ '-'--`--' | \ / ~, .-'-. /| -- / \ -- ~^~`^~^`^~ / |\ ~^~~^~``~~^~~^^~^~^-=======-~^~^~^~~^~~^~^~ ~^~ ~^~ ^~ /__|_\~^~ ~^~^~^~_~^~^_~-=========- -~^~^~^^~^_~ ~^~ ~^~^ ~ '======' `~^-~~^~-^~^_~^~~ -=====- ~^~^~-~^~^~^~~^~ jgs ~^~ ~^ ~^~ ~^~^ ~^~-~^~~^~-~^~~-~^~^~-~^~~^-~^~^~^-~^~^~^~ ~^~ ~^~ ~^~ ~^ ~^~ ~^~^ ~^~-~^~~^~-~^~~-~^~^~-~^~~^-~^~^~^-~^~^~^~ *The sun setting is no less beautiful than the sun rising.* -=[ 5 lines ]=- 6/97 \ ' / ~, .-. ^^ /| -= ( ) =- ^^ ~^~ /_|\ ^~~-~^~^~-=~=~=-~^~^~^-~^~^~^~ jgs~^~ ~^~^ ~-~^~~-~^~^~-=^~~^-~^~^~^-~^~^~^~ -=[ 4 lines ]=- 6/97 -- ~, ^^ | "The sun setting /| ^^ \ _ / is no less / |\ -= ( ) =- beautiful than ~^~ ^ ^~^~ ~^~ ~=====^~^~-~^~~^~^-=~=~=-~^~^~^~ the sun rising." -=[ clouds ]=- 2/97 _ _ ( ` )_ ( ) `) (_ (_ . _) _) _ ( ) _ . ( ` ) . ) ( _ )_ (_, _( ,_)_) (_ _(_ ,) | _ _ \ _ / ( ` )_ -= (_) =- ( ) `) / \ (_ (_ . _) _) | _ ( ) _, _ . ( ` ) . ) ( ( _ )_ (_, _( ,_)_) jgs (_(_ _(_ ,) -=[ rainbow, cloud, and sun ]=- _ ________ _( )_ | .##@@&&&@@# ( ` )_ \ _ / ,##@&::%&&%%:.( ) ( `) -= (_) =- #@&:%%000000 (__ (_ . _) _) / \ #@&:%00' / / / / / / | #@&:%0' / / / / / / Diana H. Chaytor #@&:%0 dchaytor@jach.hawaii.edu #@&:%0 ~NO RAIN, NO RAINBOWS~ http://www.islandnet.com/~chaytor jgs#@&:%0============================================================= ---arranged by Diana Chaytor--- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ~ BRIDGES ~ ~ a suspension bridge ~ 9/96 ^^ ^^ .. .. 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File: mirrors/jgs/data/bafaq.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/bafaq.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Bob Allison (Scarecrow)'s ASCII Art FAQ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ********************** IMPORTANT NOTE ************************ This is a copy of the last Ascii Art FAQ posted before Bob Allison ( Scarecrow ) retired as Moderator of the newsgroup "rec.arts.ascii" in June 1996. There is no guarantee that any of the references to Archives, FTP Sites, Websites and Files are still valid. ******************************************************************** . . ' + ` . * . * ' . + . ' . ' . ` . . ' ) . + '. ' _______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ` ______ _______ _______ '. +. /______//______//_____//_____//_____/ . /_____//____ //_______ . . ` _______ _____ '___ + ___ '. ___ ______ _____/ / __ . ' ' : / ___ /.\___ \*/ / . / / * / / ' / __ // . __/. '/ / . . 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' * . . ` . ___ ___ _ _ ___ ___ _____ ___ ___ _ _ ___ | | / _ \| | | | __/ __!_ _!_ _/ _ \| \| / __! | | | (_) | |_| | _|\__ \ | | | | (_) | .` \__ \ | | \__\_\\___/!___!___/ !_! !___\___/!_|\_!___/ | | O _ ___ _ _ ______ ___ ____ | | /|\/ |_ _| \| | | ____! / _ \ / __ \ __! !__, / | | || .` | | | | | | | | | | | \ / \O / \ !___!_!\_! | |__ | !_! | | | | | \ / \/| _/___\_ _ ___ ___ | __! | _ | | | | | \ / | !_ _| |_| |_ _/ __! | | | | | | | | | | \ / / \ | | | _ || |\__ \ | | | | | | | !__! | Y _/ _\ !_! !_! !_!___!___/ !_! !_! !_! \___\_\ 1 What is ASCII art? 2 Why use ASCII art instead of a GIF? 3 What is ASCII art used for? 4 What are the different kinds of ASCII art? 5 What is the best way to view ASCII art? 6 How can I learn to make ASCII art? 7 Are there any ASCII tools? 8 Where can I get ASCII tools? 9 Where can I find ASCII art? 10 How do I use FTP, Gopher, World Wide Web, and FTP Mail Servers? 11 What does the Scarecrow recommend? 12 Is it OK to copy ASCII art? 13 How do I make those big letters? 14 Where can I get Figlet? 15 How can I make Gray Scale pictures? 16 Where can I get Gray Scale converters? 17 How can I make better Gray Scale conversions? 18 What do those filename extensions mean? 19 What is 'uuencoding'? 20 How do I save, 'uudecode' and uncompress a file? 21 How do I view animations and color images? 22 How do I put an animation in my plan? 23 How do I make a sig? 24 How do I have my sig automatically added to my posts and email? 25 What should I know about posting ASCII Art? 26 Where is this FAQ available? 27 Who made this FAQ? .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ___ _ _ ____ _ _ ______ _____ ____ O ,/ _ \ | \ | | / ___! | | | | | ____! | __ \ / ___! /\/| !_! | | \| | | (___ | | /\ | | | !__ | !__) | | (___ / | _ | | . ` | \___ \ \ \/ \/ / | __! | _ / \___ \ O , /\ | | | | | |\ | ____) | \ /\ / | !____ | | \ \ ____) ||\/ /_/_ !_! !_! !_! \_! !_____/ \/ \/ !______! !_! \_\ !_____/ |/\_ 1 What is ASCII art? Standard ASCII art is made with characters, such as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z \ | - _ + % @ < ; ! = # . , : > ( ] / & $ ^ ' ` " ~ ) [ { } ? * These characters are part of the ASCII (as - kee, America Standard Code for Information Interchange) set. This part of the ASCII set, is called the 'printable set' (7 bits, characters 32 to 126). There's also non-standard ASCII art, which contain 'contral codes'. ASCII art is popular, with several ASCII art groups on the various information services. Before computers, ASCII art was made on typewriters, teletype machines (5 bit), and was created typographically. There are even tee-shirts with the :-) smiley. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 2 Why use ASCII art instead of a GIF? ASCII art is used because: o Standard ASCII art is the only type of graphics easily transmitted and instantly viewable on any terminal, emulation, or communications software. o If you can view text, you can view ASCII art (as it is made up of standard text characters). No conversion or special software required to view. Non-standard ASCII art (8 bit with control codes) requires that the file be saved and "cat'd". See Questions 20 and 21. o ASCII art is compact, a few K, not 20, 50, 100 or more K! .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 3 What is ASCII art used for? ASCII art is used for many things, like: o EDUCATION - A periodic table or molecular model for example. o CROSS CULTURAL COMMUNICATION - Pictures are international. o BBS & SERVER SCREENS - Login and logoff screens, MUDs, promos, etc. o ENTERTAINMENT - Like a birthday 'card', holiday greetings, invitations, congradulatory messages, children's picture stories, etc. o VISUAL AID - Such as a wiring diagram, floor plan, illustrated instructions, or flow chart, to eliminate a long involved explanation with a graphic. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 4 What are the different kinds of ASCII art? The first four use the standard printable set, and can be viewed anywhere, anytime, on any equipment. They are: o Line drawing - Such as the stickmen above. This type of image is made using characters for their shapes. o Lettering - Large and styled, like the title "ASCII ART FAQ" above. o Gray Scale picture - These create the illusion of gray shades by using characters for their light emitting value (assuming you are viewing light characters on a dark background). For example: $@B%8&WM#*oahkbdpqwmZO0QLCJUYXzcvunxrjft/\|()1{}[]?-_+~<>i!lI;:,"^`'. Lighter <- viewing light characters on a dark background -> Darker Darker <- viewing dark characters on a light background -> Lighter o 3-D images - They can be viewed by people with similar vision in both eyes. You try to focus as if you are looking at the back of the monitor. The image should pop into focus and create a 3-D illusion. Other 3-D images are viewed by putting your nose on the monitor glass. See ASCII Art Resources for info on where to get 3-D programs. Other forms of ASCII art using the standard printable set include the following four: o Geometric Article - Text is formed into interesting, meaningful shapes. o Picture Poem - A geometric article that is also a poem. See the swan in the examples in ASCII Art Resources and ASCII Art Reference (the Web version of the FAQ). o Page Making - Text and graphics are intermixed, as in a magazine. o Picture Story - A story told with accompanying ASCII pictures. Created using ASCII art page making techniques. There are also non-standard types of ASCII art which cannot be viewed immediately upon receiving. They contain 'control codes' for color or animation. They must be 'uuencoded' to be posted or emailed. For further information, see Question 19. The three types of non-standard ASCII art are: o Animation - You see an animated image produced by a sequence of changing ASCII pictures. Animation speed depends on the system you are on, and modem speed, if used. "ANSI" (American National Standards Institute) escape sequences can be found in ASCII Art Resources and ASCII Art Reference (the Web version of the FAQ). o Color Graphics - You can view color ASCII pics, if you have a color screen and ANSI color compatible software. Check to see if your software supports ANSI color, and how it is enabled. o Color Animation - For an example of color and animation together, take a look at the file called "Vortex" in the Scarecrow's FTP site. Examples are in ASCII Art Resources and ASCII Art Reference (the Web version of the FAQ). But wait, there are other kinds of ASCII art: o Overstrike Art - It contains carriage returns without line feeds at times. The print head can overstrike a line on the paper that has already been printed on. This allows for darkening, and for placing different characters at the same place on the paper. This kind of art is obviously only printed. o Scroll Animation - This is an animation that is made to be viewed by scrolling down. The image plays out as the screen is redrawn with the next 'page' of the image. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 5 What is the best way to view ASCII art? For best results in viewing ASCII art, try: o A 'non-proportional' font, also called a 'mono-spaced' font. This is a font that displays the same number of characters per inch, no matter what the actual width of the characters. If you are viewing with a mono-spaced font, the two lines below should appear the same length. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM If they don't look the same length, try another font. Names to look for on various systems include: Monaco, Courier, Courier New, Video Terminal, System, TTY, VT100, Screen, Terminal, FixedSys, Line Printer, etc. o A small, say, 9 point font, will help to increase the apparent resolution, and the illusion of gray scale images. o Viewing from a distance of a meter or more. o Using light characters on a dark background. Many ASCII pictures are meant to be viewed light on dark. This allows the artist more control over the light. Also, you see less glare than you would from a light background. And in some instances: o While most gray scale pics are made to be viewed light characters on a dark background, some will be made to view dark on light. This is because they are meant to be printed with dark ink on light paper. Use dark characters on a light background, or print them out. o While most ASCII pics are made to be viewed on a monitor that displays 80 characters across, some ASCII pics are wider, say, 81 to 132 characters across. They are meant to be printed. Use a small, say, 4 point type, and view dark on light, or print them out. o While mast ASCII art is either ready to view, 'cat' or print, you may find art that has been saved as a picture in a bitmap, EPS, GIF, or other binary format. These must be viewed or printed with the appropriate software. There are a few important things to remember when making, viewing, or talking about an ASCII art image. And they're obvious but almost always forgotten. o Even though different fonts may all be mono-spaced, they ARE different, and can make a picture LOOK different. Some artists may mention the font the picture was made with. o A font may be serif or sans-serif (serifs are the little feet on the characters). The ascenders and descenders may be straight or curved. And characters may be wide or narrow. o The weight, or heaviness of characters can vary. Serifs can make them look heavier. Often effected by weight inconsistencies are symbols like: # $ @ o Shapes can vary too: The more consistent shapes are: - / \ The more inconsistent shapes are: ~ ^ * & | ' [ ] < > 0 l y o Fonts from different countries may have different characters in them. Characters that may not appear in a font are: ^ ` # | { } ~ \ [ ] $ @ o Different systems display text differently. If you look at a picture on a terminal at a Unix site, and then bring it home and view it on a Mac, it will look different. On the Mac, it will be displayed shorter top to bottom. In other words, it will have a greater aspect ratio. Even though it contains the same number of lines. See ASCII Art Resources and ASCII Art Reference (the Web version of the FAQ) for an aspect ratio chart. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 6 How can I learn to make ASCII art? Unfortunately, there aren't many text books on the subject. :-) A good way to learn is to study how an artist has made a picture. What characters are chosen. How are the characters laid out? How is a texture made? You can also modify existing art. Take a piece of art you think could be improved. Make a copy. Now work on it. When you are good at that, try to improve a really good pic. Diddle a GIF conversion. Then see if you can fix a damaged file. Now take some small pics and put them together into a big composite image. If you're working from scratch, the following may help you: o Decide what you want. Block out the sizes ond shapes of things so you can get the proportions right. Do it now, not later, you'll save work. o Add detail. Concentrate on the focal point and important parts of your drawing. ASCII art is low definition, so you'll have to make the pic big if you want detail or real smoothness. Take a tip from master cartoonists, just try to suggest things, don't try to replicate them. Too much detail can end up looking confusing. o One of the biggest helps is knowing how to shape things. For example, you can curve a horizontal line with just: _ - " _____-------"""""""--------_____-------""""""" o Slanting vertical lines is easy. These four line are all made with a few characters, like: / , _ - ' " / ,' ,-' ,_-'" / ,' ,-' ,_-'" / ,' ,-' ,_-'" / ,' ,-' ,_-'" / ,' ,-' ,_-'" / ,' ,-' ,_-'" o Then there's smoothing, also called "anti-aliasing". This is where special care is taken to use characters for their shapes. With this technique, you can smooth out a font, or an object like the one below. Notice how the sides on the object are curved using: d b ( ) Y XXXX d88b XXXXXXXX <- Turn this d888888b XXXXXXXXXX (88888888) XXXXXXXX Into this -> Y888888Y XXXX Y88Y Popular fills are: 8 M H o Use areas of characters for patterns, tones, and contrast. For example, in this flower, notice the density of the letters subtlely change to form the petals. 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' Top portion of a ` `;%; picture by Susie Oviatt. Here are a few tips, that taken together, can make an instant ASCII artist out of anybody: o A quick way to make a pic is to photocopy a drawing onto plastic. Place the plastic over your monitor to act as a guide for placing characters. o Ease your work by making a file full of lines of spaces. Now copy that file. Open a copy and start working. You'll see that it's easier because you can now go where you want and replace the spaces with characters. You have eliminated endless space bar pressing. Remember to strip all trailing spaces when you're done. o Use a mouse to move more quickly from character to character and to delete bunches of characters and large numbers of lines. o To avoid variation in characters, weights, and shapes found between different fonts, use the following characters: / ! ( ) ? = + - _ : ; , . o Use 'block editing' if you can. Some software allows for a square or rectangular chunk of text to be cut, copied and pasted. o It may be better to work on your own computer (if it has more appropriate hardware and-ar software), and then upload it to your host. Also, see Jorn's "asciitech" file, available at Jorn's FTP site and Scarecrow's FTP, Gopher, WWW sites. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 7 Are there any ASCII tools? Not many. The Emacs editor offers some help, if you know how to use it. There are a couple of bits of Emacs code in the Scarecrow's FTP site. EmacsMouseCode let's you draw with a mouse, and EmacsFigletCode let's you use Figlet within Emacs. Q-Edit and "vedit" are ASCII editors with block cut and paste. And TheDraw can do some ANSI tricks but is limited by RAM size. There are Unix and DOS scripts for flipping an ASCII pic (like "modasc" by Ric Hotchkiss). BBSdraw is available for the Amiga. So is CygnusEd, which allows column editing. And also the TPU editor for VAX. And then there's "mdraw.el" for GNU Emacs 19 under X, that lets you draw ASCII with a mouse. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 8 Where can I get ASCII tools? You can get TheDraw at: -> Host: oak.oakland.edu Path: pub/msdos/screen File: tdraw463.zip URL: ftp://oak.oakland.edu/pub/msdos/screen/tdraw463.zip You can get "mdraw.el" at: -> Host: ftp.cse.psu.edu Path: pub/flee File: mdraw.el URL: ftp://ftp.cse.psu.edu/pub/flee/mdraw.el You can get Q-Edit at: -> Host: oak.oakland.edu Path: /pub/msdos/qedit URL: ftp://oak.oakland.edu/pub/msdos/qedit You can get Emacs Code at: -> Host: ftp.wwa.com Address: 198.49.174.1 Path: pub/Scarecrow/Info URL: ftp://ftp.wwa.com/pub/Scarecrow/Info .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 9 Where can I find ASCII art? You can FTP and Gopher ASCII art (single pics and archives of dozens or hundreds of images). FTP'ing is easy. Gophering is easier. See Question 10 for further info. ASCII art is available from many sites, including: o FTP Sites: Scarecrow's ASCII Art FTP -> Host: ftp.wwa.com Address: 198.49.174.1 Path: pub/Scarecrow URL: ftp://ftp.wwa.com/pub/Scarecrow Has Scarecrow's files, SAPs, animations, color, FAQs, Figlet, gray scale converters, 'how-to' files, and more. See Question 11 for a table of all the Scarecrow's files, showing file name, size (uncompressed), version, name it has at the Scarecrow's FTP site, and the subject line for email requests. -> Host: mordor.ind.wpi.edu Path: pub/ascii/art/pictures URL: ftp://mordor.ind.wpi.edu/pub/ascii/art/pictures Jorn's FTP site -> Host: ftp.mcs.com Path: mcsnet.users/jorn/ascii-art URL: ftp://ftp.mcs.com/mcsnet.users/jorn/ascii-art Has Scarecrow's files, plus other ASCII art files, and the technically oriented "asciitech.aa". Chris' FTP site -> Host: ftp.ncsu.edu Path: pub/ncsu/chking/Archive URL: ftp://ftp.ncsu.edu/pub/ncsu/chking/Archive Contains all the Scarecrow's files, all of Steve Sullivan's files, and Gifscii for many systems. -> Host: ftp.netcom.com Path: pub/vz/vzvz/asciiart URL: ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/vz/vzvz/asciiart -> Host: tuda.newcastle.ac.uk Path: pub/local/n1ka0/animation URL: ftp://tuda.newcastle.ac.uk/pub/local/n1ka0/animation Animations -> Host: mordor.ind.wpi.edu Path: pub/ascii/art/movies URL: ftp://mordor.ind.wpi.edu/pub/ascii/art/movies Animations -> Host: ftp.uwp.edu Path: pub/msdos/demos/ansi URL: ftp://ftp.uwp.edu/pub/msdos/demos/ansi Color graphics o Gopher Servers: ASCII Art Bazaar -> Host: twinbrook.cis.uab.edu Items: 11, 1 Over 12 megabytes, thousands of pieces in many categories. Scarecrow's ASCII Art Gopher -> Host: gopher.wwa.com Items: 3 URL: gopher://gopher.wwa.com/11/ascii Has Scarecrow's files, SAPs, animations, color, FAQs, Figlet, gray scale converters, 'how-to' files, and more. Everything the FTP site has is available from the Gopher, with friendlier menus. TTU Gopher -> Host: gopher.cs.ttu.edu Items: 7, 1 URL: gopher://gopher.cs.ttu.edu:70/11/Art%20and%20Images/ClipArt%20%28ASCII%29 Stanford Gopher -> Host: medmail.Stanford.EDU Items: 2, 1 URL: gopher://medmail.Stanford.EDU/11/other.stuff/pictures/ o World Wide Web: Scarecrow's WWW Link -> URL: http://miso.wwa.com/~boba//scarecrow.html Gateway to the wold of ASCII art, with links to everything. Chris' WWW Page -> URL: http://www2.ncsu.edu/unityy/users/c/chking/HTML/HTMLs/ascii.html -> URL: ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/vvz/vzvz/WWW/homepage.html o Mailing list: ASCII Art listserv list -> Address: listserv@ukcc.uky.edu Message: subscribe asciiart o FTP Mail Servers: -> Address: ftpmail@decwrl.dec.com Message: help -> Address: ftpmail@sunsite.unc.edu Message: help -> Address: bitftp@pucc.bitnet Message: help .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 10 How do I use FTP, Gopher, World Wide Web, and FTP Mail Servers? The following instructions are for most Unix based, live InterNet sites. If you are not on a live wire, you can still access FTP sites. See the section below on 'How to use FTP Mail Servers'. If you're on a commercial service, or other non-Unix based system, ask your sysadmin or service representative for information on obtaining files. If you are using InterNet software on your own computer via a PPP or SLIP connection, I assume you don't need my instructions. How to read a URL (Uniform Resource Locator): ftp://ftp.ncsu.edu/pub/ncsu/chking/Archive/Funnies |_| |__________| |_____________________| |_____| | | | | Connect Method Host Name Folder Path File Name Note: The connect method (the protocol> could also be "gopher" or "http" (http indicates a WWW page). Also, a URL my not have a file name at the end, but may just point to a folder. It may not even have a folder path, pointing only to a site. WWW URLs usually end with a file having a ".html" extension. And Web pages can also be stored on, and accessed from, FTP and Gopher sites. How to FTP: If you have FTP at your site, and you want to FTP over to say, Chris King's FTP site, you would, at the prompt: o Type: ftp ftp.ncsu.edu Notice that "ftp" was typed twice. The first is the command, the second is a port of the address. If you're already at an FTP prompt: Type: open ftp.ncsu.edu o When the connection opens, it'll ask for your name. This is 'anonymous FTP' so: Type: anonymous o When you're asked for a password: Type: Your email address You should be in. o Now, to 'Change Directory' to Chris' ASCII art folder: Type: cd pub/ncsu/chking/Archive o Now to list the folder's contents: Type: ls o Let's say you want a file called "Funnies", you would: Type: get Funnies The file will be transfered to the host you FTP'd from, in the folder you were in when you started that FTP session. o When you're done: Type: bye It will say goodbye and quit. You may have to decompress or uudecode the file first. See Question 20 on how to do that. Now you can view or download the file from your host. For how to view animations and color pics, see Question 21. Two helpful things. Type "cd .." to go back out of a folder. Type "pwd" ('Print Working Directory') to see where you are. How to Gopher: Gopher is easy. Say you want to check out the Bazaar. You would: o Type: gopher twinbrook.cis.uab.edu o Use the up and down arrow keys or number keys to pick the menu item you want. o Use the right arrow (or return key) to enter a selection, and the left arrow to back out. o In this case we pick "The Continuum", which is #11, and press the right arrow or return. o After we enter The Continuum, we see the ASCII Art Bazaar, so we pick it (it's #1) and press the right arrow or return. Once in the Bazaar, you can browse the menus and view the art on screen without having to download anything just to see it. How to use the World Wide Web: Using the World Wide Web is as easy as Gopher. For example, let's say you want to check out the Scarecrow's WWW Link, you would do the following on a live Net site using lynx: o Type: lynx http://miso.wwa.com/~boba/scarecrow.html o Use the up and down arrow keys to select what you want to see. o Use the right arrow (or return key) to enter a selection, and the left arrow to back out. You can do as with Gopher, but you can also access links to FTP, Gopher and WWW sites. For example, there are links that will take you to Chris King's Web archive of ASCII art, the Figlet server, the Bazaar, Joshua Bell's Star Trek ASCII art site, and practically everything in the ASCII art world. Important Note: You can use a Web browser to access FTP sites, to avoid logging in, and commands. For example, say you're using lynx, and you want to go to the Scarecrow's FTP site, you would type, at the prompt: lynx ftp://ftp.wwa.com/pub/Scarecrow As you can see, it's just "lynx" plus the URL for the site. You can do this with any FTP site, just type "lynx ftp://" plus the address/path, and you in like Flynn. Note: When using FTP, Gopher, WWW, or other live Net services, try to find files at sites that are close to you before accessing more distant locations. Also, try to use these services at off-peak hours, to not slow down the official operations of a school or business. And send a thank you note to the admins of sites you have used and benefitted from. How to use FTP Mail Servers: If you don't have FTP access, you can use an FTP Mail Server. There are a few listed in the answer to Question 9. To use them send a message to any of the listed addresses with "help" as the message. Here is an example of how to use ftpmail@decwrl.dec.com: o Address a message to: ftpmail@decwrl.dec.com o Leave the subject blank. In the message: o Type: connect ftp.wwa.com The hostname could be any available host. o Type: chdir pub/Scarecrow Changes directory (folder) to the Scarecrow's ASCII art folder. The folder name could be any existing folder. o Type: binary For programs and compressed files. OR Type: ascii For text files, uuencoded files, etc. o Type: get MORE Transfers the flie called "MORE" to your computer. The name could be the name of any existing file in that folder. o Type: quit o Send the email message Your message will be acknowledged. It will be given a number which you should save in case of a problem. Within a day or two you should recieve either a file or an error message. If you get an error, make sure the following are correct: host name, pathname, filename, commands, cAsE. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 11 What does the Scarecrow recommend? The Scarecrow's recommendations: o If you're short on disk space, I would suggest you save this FAQ and get just those files containing the type(s) of art you are interested in. o If you have a bit more disk space, you may want to get the Best of the Scarecrow's ASCII Art Archive, and the ASCII Art Reference file. And select a number of files from Steve Sullivan's Small ASCII Pics. o If you have some disk space to spare, you should get all of the SAAAs, and the ASCII Art Resources file. You can also get all of Steve's Small ASCII Pics. Megabytes of art. With the SAAAs, AAR, and SAPs, you'll be an ASCII art expert and collector, instantly! Disk space is often limited, so store ASCII art compressed (it should compress 3:1). View it when it's compressed by typing: "zcat filename | more" for .Z and "gzcat filename | more" for .gz files. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 12 Is it OK to copy ASCII art? ASCII art that is posted is considered copyrighted by the poster. But since the post goes around the world, and copyright laws vary, you'd have trouble enforcing it in some places. The correct thing to do is ask permission before using a piece. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 13 How do I make those big letters? You can make lettering like the above subtitle "ANSWERS" by hand, or use a program called Figlet. With Figlet, the letters you type are automatically turned into big letters. Figlet stands for Frank, Ian and Glenn's LETters. ^ ^ ^ ^^^ Figlet is available for use on some host systems. If it is not, you can obtain Figlet and fonts from the sites listed in Question 14. There are about 100 fonts for use with Figlet. Figlet fonts have a .flf suffix. Figlet is currently in version 2.1, available for Unix, DOS, Amiga, and Atari ST. There are a number of examples of Figlet fonts in the ASCII Art Resources and ASCII Art Reference (the Web version of the FAQ). You'll also find info on Figlet utilities, methods of feeding Figlet output to files, modifying Figlet output, and a vi macro. Some other hosts have a program called "Banner" which performs a similar function. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 14 Where can I get Figlet? You can get Figlet, fonts, and utilities from: o FTP Sites: Official Figlet Site -> Host: ftp.nicoh.com Path: pub/figlet URL: ftp://ftp.nicoh.com/pub/figlet Scarecrow's FTP Site -> Host: ftp.wwa.com Path: pub/Scarecrow/Figlet URL: ftp://ftp.wwa.com/pub/Scarecrow/Figlet Has Figlet, utilities, and all the fonts I've found. Also accessible through the Scarecrow's Gopher and WWW sites. If you have any Figlet fonts that are not on my site, please put them in my incoming FTP folder. Thank you. -> Host: ftp.netcom.com Path: pub/vz/vzvz/asciiart/fonts URL: ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/vz/vzvz/asciiart/fonts Fonts only. o Figlet WWW Server: -> URL: http://www.inf.utfsm.cl/cgi-bin/figlet o Figlet Mail Server: -> Address: figlet@ottime.chi.il.us Message: HELP o Figlet WWW Home Page: -> URL: http://math.uiuc.edu/~chappell/figlet o Figlet Mailing List: -> Address: listserv@vmd.cso.uiuc.edu Message: SUBSCRIBE FIGLET-L Receive fonts, update notes, and Figlet chat. Run by Ian Chai .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 15 How can I make Gray Scale pictures? You can make them from scratch if you are a very good ASCII artist. An easier way is to use a converter program. There's ASCGIF, Gifscii (with versions for many systems), ANSIrez, "ansicv22", GIF2ANSI, and "gif2txt" for the PC. There's also the HyperCard stack called "asciipicter". It allows you to draw a picture, and convert it to ASCII art. This is for the Macintosh. These programs make an ASCII pic from any GIF (Graphics Interchange Format) image (or image you can convert to a GIF). Most converters require the GIF to be in 87a format. GIFs in 89a format, must be converted to 87a format first. The exception to the GIF converters is a bitmap converter for Windows called Pixel Characterizer (version 0.5) by Shi Y Chen. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 16 Where can I get Gray Scale converters? You can get Gifscii for many systems, and the source code from: o FTP Sites: Chris' FTP site -> Host: ftp.ncsu.edu Path: pub/ncsu/chking/Archive URL: ftp://ftp.ncsu.edu/pub/ncsu/chking Scarecrow's FTP Site -> Host: ftp.wwa.com Path: pub/Scarecrow/Gifscii URL: ftp://ftp.wwa.com/pub/Scarecrow/Gifscii Also accessible through the Scarecrow's Gopher and WWW sites. Both Chris' and Scarcecrow's sites have Gifscii 2.2 for MSDOS, Unix (Sun), Macintosh, Amiga, Digital Alpha, Digital VAX, as well as the c-source code. Scarecrow's site also has "ansicv22.zip", "ansirez1.zip", and "asciipicter.sit.hqx" (HyperCard stack). You can get ASCGIF from: o FTP Sites: -> Host: usc.edu Path: archive/usenet/sources/comp.sources.misc/volume30/ascgif URL: ftp://usc.edu/archive/usenet/sources/comp.sources.misc/volume30/ascgif Scarecrow's FTP Site -> Host: ftp.wwa.com Path: pub/Scarecrow/Misc URL: ftp://ftp.wwa.com/pub/Scarecrow/Misc Also accessible through the Scarecrow's Gopher and WWW sites. -> Host: wuarchive.wustl.edu Path: usenet/comp.sources.misc/volume30/ascgif URL: ftp://wuarchive.wustl.edu/usenet/comp.sources.misc/volume30/ascgif You can get GIF2ANSI and "gif2txt" from: o BBS Sites: -> BBS: Exec-PC (414) 789-42210 File: GIF2ANSI.ZIP, in the "Mahoney MS-DOS" file collection. -> BBS: Aquila BBS (708) 8200-8344] File: gif2txt.zip You can get the GDS GIF-JPEG to ANSI (for DOS) at: o FTP Sites: -> Host: ftp.netcom.com Path: pub/ph/photodex File: gds31d.zip URL: ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/ph/photodex/gds31d.zip -> Host: oak.oakland.edu Path: SimTel/msdos/graphics File: gds31d.zip URL: ftp://oak.oakland.edu/SimTel/msdos/graphics/gds31d.zip .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 17 How can I make better Gray Scale conversions? Most of us start out thinking that you just put a GIF into a converter program and out comes a perfect ASCII pic. Would you believe ... there are some things you can do to improve the chances of getting a good conversion. The following is not a complete list, but it is what I have learned in making many conversions: o Use an 8 bit gray scale or color image instead of a 2 bit B&W image. o Use an image with a wide, even distribution of tones. o Keep it simple, like a face or close-up of an object. o Avoid busy backgrounds. With exceptions, avoid bright backgrounds. o Use an image that is tightly cropped, without a lot of waste. o Be prepared to quickly run through a series of conversions. You will probably not like 9 to 11 out of 12. o It helps to do touch-up work on the converted picture. Concentrate on the focal points and important areas of the picture. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 18 What do those filename extensions mean? A file may have some of the following elements in its name: File name (a file may Usually implies "uu" or "uue" for uuencode, have a different name ____ a color pic. __ "xx" or "xxe" for xxencode. after uudecoding). | | | | | | filename.vt.ansi.tar.Z.uu | | | Usally implies animation. ___| | |__ For Unix Compress, may also | be .gz, .zip, etc. A .zip Tape ARchive format may contain ______| file may contain more than more than one file. Must be 'untarred'. one file, must be 'unzipped'. For further information, on how to save, uncompress, untar, unzip, and view files, see Questions 20 and 21. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 19 What is 'uuencoding'? Color graphics and animations must be processed to change the control codes to regular printable ASCII characters before they can be sent as text (which any information service can handle). This processing is called 'uuencoding'. The file is processed back again after it is received. This is called 'uudecoding'. See Question 20 on how to save and 'uudecode' a file, and Question 21 on how to view animations and color images. A uuencoded file may look like: permission mode _______ ______ file name to be given to decoded file | | begin line ____ begin 644 filename M;2XN+BXN+R\N+B\O+BXN+BXN+R\N+B\O+BXO+RXO+RXN+B\ON+B\O+BXN encoded data __ M"AM;-#LV2"`@("`@+R`@7`H;6S$[,3%("AM;,CLQ,4@@("`@<("\*&ULS ` end line ______ end .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 20 How do I save, 'uudecode' and uncompress a file? Type the name of the file where I have "filename". On a Unix system, the process is usually as easy as: To save a file: In most newsreaders, you: o Type: s filename (or a full pathname) In Elm: o Type: s You'll get a "save file to" prompt. o Type: filename (or a full pathname) In Pine: o Type: s You'll be asked for a folder name. Pine's 'folder' is a text file. o Type: filename (or a full pathname) To uudecode a file: o Type: uudecode filename This may change the resulting file's name. To uncompress a file: For a .Z (Unix compress) file: o Type: uncompress filename For a .gz (GZip) file: o Type: gunzip filename Sometimes a number of files will come packed together in a .zip or .tar file. You need to unzip or untar it. You will end up with a number of files. For a .zip file: o Type: unzip filename For a .tar file: o Type: tar -xvf filename To just read the contents of a .tar file: o Type: tar -tvf filename o On a DOS machine, to uncompress a .Z file, you'll need comp430d from: -> Host: oak.oakland.edu Path: pub/msdos/compress File: comp430d.zip URL: ftp://oak.oakland.edu/pub/msdos/compress/comp430d.zip To uuencode a file, use the following syntax at the prompt: The uuencode The file you Writes resulting uuencoded command. want to uuencode. file to the last filename. | | | uuencode filename filename > filename | | Name to be put on the 'begin' line of the Name of the file that will be resulting uuencoded file. This name will written to disk so as to not be given to the file when it is uudecoded. overwrite the original file. To compress a file: For Unix compress: o Type: compress filename For Gzip: o Type: gzip filename To zip compress a number of files into one .zip file, use the following syntax at the prompt: zip filename.zip filename1 filename2 filename3 | | |______|______| Command. Name for file. Files to be zipped, can be any number. For info on viewing animations and color images, see Question 21. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 21 How do I view animations and color images? Type the name of the file where I have "filename". On a Unix system, the process is usually as easy as: To view an animation or color pic: o Type: cat filename You can view a compressed file without decompressing it. To view a .Z compressed file: o Type: zcat filename To view a .gz compressed file: o Type: gzcat filename To slow down an animation: o Type: cat -u filename Note: Host system speed, terminal speed, and modem speed all affect animation speed. To view color, you need a color screen and ANSI color capable software. See ASCII Art Resources and ASCII Art Reference (the Web version of the FAQ) for info on programs to slow animations, and how to view animations that you have downloaded to your PC or Amiga. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 22 How do I put an animation in my plan? On most Unix systems: o Name the file you want to be used as: .plan o Put it in the top level of your home folder. o Make your home folder 'world readable' by typing: chmod 711 . o Make your plan world readable by typing: chmod 644 .plan It does not work with all finger commands. Many systems will munch anything except CR and LF. To test your 'planimation', finger your account with your full address, not just your login. For example, type "finger foo@bar.edu" and not "finger foo". Putting an animation in your plan is not universally recommended. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 23 How do I make a sig? There are no rules for making sigs. Most sigs contain items like: o Name, nickname. o Email and mail addresses. o ASCII art pics, borders. o Work and school names, disclaimer. o Phone, fax, and pager numbers, PINs. o Quotes and jokes from the poster and other people. o Info about the poster's .plan, FTP site, WWW home page, PGP key. You might simply 'Figletize' your name, pop in your addy and a pic, and presto, instant sig: | 'Go Johnny Go' || ___| johnsmith@foo.bar.edu | | || / _) | | | _ __ __ \||/ __ __ `__ | __| __ \ | ( | | | | | /()\ | | | | | | | | ___/ ___/ _| _| _| _| \__/ _____/ _| _| _| _| __| _| _| If you're going to have your sig automatically included in your posts and email, remember that some systems only allow up to 4 lines in the sig. For info on how to have your sig automatically included, see Question 24. If you want to use a larger sig on systems that only allow 4 lines, you will have to insert it manually. On most Unix based systems, using pico editor, press control-r when you want to insert the sig, and then type the name (or full pathname) of the file to be inserted, using vi, ex, ed, the command is ":r ", using emacs, it's control-x control-r . Speaking of sig length, there is a rule of thumb of 4 to 6 lines. Try to keep sigs around this length for posts, reserving the long ones for email, and post to the ASCII art groups. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 24 How do I have my sig automatically added to my posts and email? On a Unix system, the process is usually as easy as: For posts: If you are using most newsreaders: o Name the file you want to be used as ".signature" o Put it in the top level of your home folder. Your news software should pick it up. Note: some systems are set up to allow only four lines in a posted sig. If you are using tin: o Make a folder in the top level of your home folder called ".Sig". o Fill it with sigs. The files in that folder will be used randomly by tin when selecting a sig for your post. You can call the folder something other than ".Sig", but you must change the 'signature path' line in your tinrc in your .tin folder. To have a file included above your random sig: o Make a file in the top level of your home folder called ".sigfixed". For email: o Name the file you want to be used as ".signature" o Put it in the top level of your home folder. If you have done this for the above use in news posts, you need to, in additon, do one of the following: If you're using Elm for your email, and elm doesn't pick up your sig: o You need to put the following in ypur elmrc: localsignature = ~/.signature remotesignature = ~/.signature If you don't have an elmrc yet: o Open Elm o Press the 'o' key to get to the options screen. o Press the '>' to save your configuration. o Press 'i' to go back to the index. o Quit. This will create the elmrc file in the .elm folder. If you're using Pine (with Pico) for your email: o Place the following in your .pinerc file: signature-file=~/.signature If you're using vm (in emacs) for your email: o Place the following in your .emacs file: (setq mail-signature t) Note about sig usage: Try to use short sigs for posts to newsgroups. If you have any long sigs, try to only use them for email and posts to the ASCII art groups. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 25 What should I know about posting ASCII Art? You can post any of the following types of ASCII art to rec.arts.ascii or alt.ascii-art or alt.binaries.pictures.ascii groups: o All forms of ASCII art including: - Standard ASCII art (line pics, 3-D, oversize printer art, GIFs, etc). - Non-standard ASCII art (animations, color pics, color animations). o Discussion about pieces of art. o Requests for specific pieces of art, and their fulfillment. o Questions and answers covering: - Creating and viewing ASCII art. - Locating FTP sites for ASCII art and related files. o Dicussion about artists in the field. Animations can also be posted to alt.ascii-art.animation. 3-D art can also be posted to alt.3d. To make it easier for everybody, please put one of the following Subject IDs at the beginning of the subject line of your post: Line - Standard ASCII line art. Line pictures and large lettering. GIF - Gray scale image. Animation - Animation. Usually uuencoded. Color - ANSI Color image. Usually uuencoded. 3-D - Three dimensional art. Font - Alphabets and Figlet fonts. Binary - Binaries (software like Figlet and Gifscii). Usually uuencoded. Big - Wider than 80 columns and-or longer than 24 lines). Repost - Repost of a previously posted pic, not new art. Request - Request for a picture, Figletized name, sig, etc. Talk - General discussion, no pics included. Question - A question concerning any of the ASCII art topics. Answer - An answer to a question asked by a poster. Info - Web URLs, email addresses, Gopher and FTP sites, font lists,etc Announce - Announcements of events, new sites, Web pagse, etc. FAQ - Used for the weekly posting of Frequently Asked Questions If you are following up a post, please change the Subject ID to reflect the contents of the post. This way if you are fulfilling a request, change: Request: Marilyn Monroe TO GIF: Marilyn Monroe This allows readers the option of reading the group in a newsreader's selector, sorted by articles. They can then read only what is of interest to them, trusting the IDs to accurately identify the contents. Some people do not have the time (or money if they are paying by the hour or byte) to read everything in every group they like. Here are some guidelines: Posting to the ASCII groups: o If someone requests a picture only days after it has been posted, and you would like to fill that request, please email the picture to the person requesting it. It's better than reposting so soon. o Try to eliminate unnecessary blank space to the left of the pic, and trailing space to the right. This reduces waste. o If you're posting a collection of pics, try to keep each pic on its own lines (and separated from other pics by a couple of lines). o Replace tabs with spaces. Otherwise tab damage can occur. When following up an article: o Read all the articles in a thread before posting. Most newsreaders will let you re-read news you've already seen. o Decide whether it's better to post or email your message. o Check the attributions. o Try to keep quoted materials to a minimum. o Summarize where possible. o Change the Subject ID. Most general guidelines for posting apply here too: o Try to stay on topic (ASCII art). It's easy to get sidetracked into other things, especially when a cross-posted thread gets going. o If you disagree with someone, disagree with their words, don't flame them. o Ask permission before quoting somebody's email message. o Type your post in upper-and-lower case. ALL UPPER CASE IS HARD TO READ. o Cross-post an article instead of posting it separately to many newsgroups. You cross-post by adding group names to the "Newsgroups:" line in the header (if you are using the editor in a newsreader). Or by typing names when prompted in "Pnews". When you cross-post, only one copy is sent around. And only one copy is kept on each machine. And as a reader, you only see the cross-posted article once, no matter how many groups it was cross- posted to. If you're a new reader: o Read the ASCII groups for a week or two to familiarize yourself with them before posting. If you're a new user: o Familiarize yourself with newsgroups, their customs, terminology and abbreviations. Check out the guidelines, posted in the newsgroups news.announce.newusers and news.newusers.questions. One exception to the usual rules is the use of sigs. Because the groups rec.arts.ascii, alt.ascii-art and alt.binaries.pictures.ascii are about ASCII art, it is within the scope of these groups to post longer sigs. Be an Art Detective. Let's say you're reading another group, say, rec.nonsense, and while reading the posts, you see a pic or sig. You would like an easy way to show it to us on rec.arts.ascii, without saving it, quiting from rec.nonsense, going to rec.arts.ascii, starting a post, inserting the pic or sig, quiting your newsreader, deleting it, etc. It's easy to be an Art Detective. While in the original newsgroup: o Follow-up the article, making sure it is quoted. o Replace any newsgroups named in the "Newsgroups:" with "rec.arts.ascii". o Delete all extraneous materials from the post, leaving the pic or sig. o Add any commentary you think appropriate. o Send it. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 26 Where is this FAQ available? Tha FAQ is available from newsgroups, FTP, Gopher, WWW, finger: o Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii, alt.ascii-art, alt.binaries.pictures.ascii, alt.ascii-art.animation comp.graphics, news.answers, alt.answers, rec.answers, comp.answers o FTP Sites: -> Host: ftp.wwa.com Path: pub/Scarecrow File: FAQ URL: ftp://ftp.wwa.com/pub/Scarecrow/FAQ -> Host: rtfm.mit.edu Path: pub/usenet-by-group/rec.arts.ascii File: FAQ_-_ASCII_Art_Questions_&_Answers_(*.*_-_*_K) URL: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet-by-group/rec.arts.ascii -> Host: src.doc.ic.ac.uk Path: pub/usenet/news.answers/rec.arts.ascii File: FAQ_-_ASCII_Art_Questions_&_Answers_(*.*_-_*_K) URL: ftp://src.doc.ic.ac.uk/pub/usenet/news.answers/rec.arts.ascii o Gopher Servers: -> Hast: gopher.wwa.com Items: 3, 3 -> Hast: jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca Items: 10, 12, 1 -> Host: cc1.kuleuven.ac.be Items: 3, 3, 858 o World Wide Web: -> URL: http://miso.wwa.com/~boba/scarecrow.html Select: ASCII ART FAQ (this file) Select: ASCII Art Resources (text version with samples of everything) Select: ASCII Art Reference (Web version with links to everything) o Finger by typing the following at a prompt on mony sites: finger asciifaq@wwa.com (turn on text capture first) OR finger asciifaq@wwa.com | more (you can read it a page at a time) OR finger asciifaq@wwa.com > faq (saves it to a file called 'faq' .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 27 Who made this FAQ? It is made by your old friend, the Scarecrow. Materials for the ASCII ART FAQ, ASCII Art Resources and ASCII Art Reference (the Web version of the FAQ) were gratefully received from the following nice people: JORN BARGER _______________________ ROWAN CRAWFORD / \ NORMAND VEILLEUX | That's all folks! | GLEN A MILLER | See ASCII Art Resources | JUDY ANDERSON | and ASCII Art Reference | MICHAEL A GODIN | for many examples. | STEVEN M SULLIVAN \__ __________________/ LARS ARONSSON | / CHRIS PIRILLO |/ CHEVALIER / Q ALEX ZHAO DOV SHERMAN GREG GULIK A RICH C GROOM MATT RYAN FELIX LEE DAVE VRONA PAUL KLINE R L SAMUELL DANNI BAUER NICK RUSNOV DON BERTINO TODD D HALE JOHN PAYSON PAUL FAWCETT MATT MESSINA SUSIE OVIATT RICHARD KIRK SIMON BRADLEY PAUL FOERSTER RIC HOTCHKISS WINSTON SMITH O'NEIL PARKER GLENN CHAPPELL DANIEL HOLDREN DAVID CONNELLY OTTO J. MAKELA JOEL ROTHSCHILD BENJAMIN THOMAS BRIAN DEVENDORF EVAN M CORCORAN MEINDERT DE JONG MATT E THURSTON CHRISTOPHER KING JONATHAN PETERSON RUDRIK GREYSHADOW __________________________________________________________________________ Version: 4.9.2 Released: April 9, 1996 || | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | || END O F T H E A S C I I A R T FAQ || | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | || .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. To ASCII Art FAQ To Mini-FAQ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/98feb.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/98feb.htm ******************************************* FEBRUARY 1998! ASCII ART UPDATE ******************************************* _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ '. .' \ / '. .' \ / '. .' \ / '. .' \ / \/ '. .' \/ '. .' \/ '. .' \/ '. .' \/ \/ \/ \/ -=[ the little mermaid ]=- 1/98 _ ,="` `""=, o / ,=="""'=; , __ ~ / ,--'/=,) o \`\\"._ _, | .='/ <9(9.=" / _ |||;._//) / (J ^\ \ o_/@ @ /// |=( .' .' \ '='/ '-. ( (`__, ,`\| / / \`-;_ \ '.\_/ |\_.' ~ / | /` _ \ ) `""``` | , ; /`\/ `\ \ /.-._///_ |/ ' \_,\__/\ \.-'.'----'` \| '. \ \ /`-, ~ `\ _.-'\ (`-` .' `-.-' _.-')__./,--' .--'`,-'`'""` ` \ /`"`-` | ~ | / ~ | .-'__ .' \ ;'"` `""----'` \ \ '. `\ jgs ) `-. ~ / `-._ | , `-, ~ \ .' `''----` `.( ` -=[ Ursula from the Little Mermaid ]=- 1/98 ,_ ,-"-._ .___ \'-._\ \`~,_ _'. `~-,\ ~-.| \', .' \ | \ ' / \ / ~-. | ' | .' ; ; \ |.-- \ . 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(\| ) .==================. | .--------------. | | |--.__.--.__.--| | | |--.__.--.__.--| | | |--.__.--.__.--| | | |--.__.--.__.--| | | |--.__.--.__.--| | | '--------------'o| jgs | LI LI """"""" o| '==================' -=[ television ]=- 7/00 | \ | \ | ___\|____ |.-------.| || || || || |'-------'| __|::::__ooo|__ ||-------------|| || || ||-------------|| ||||||||||||||||| jgs||=============|| -=[ man on TV ]=- 5/00 ___________________________ / _________________________ \ |/----, \| ||NEWS| || ||----' .-""-. || || / \ \ || || | /`-._| || || |/ . . | || || ( _\ ) || || |\ = | || || /\ \_._/ || || /\_\___//\ || || /` \ \| `\ || |\____/_____|__;_____|__BBC/| \___________________________/ |:::::::::::::::::::| |:::::::::::::::::::| |::():():::::():()::| |:::::::::::::::::::| __|jgs::::::::::::::::|__ / \ '===========================' -=[ remote ]=- 6/97 .-==-. |O===| |::::| |::::| jgs |::==| |==oo| '----' -=[ chainsaw ]=- 8/97 .-----. /::::::|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. |():::::| . . . . . . . . .} \::::::| .' jgs '-----'^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ light switch ]=- 8/97 .----------. | ~ON~ | | ____ | | |.--.| | | || || | | ||__|| | | ||\ \| | | |\ \_\ | | |_\[_] | | | jgs | ~OFF~ | '----------' -=[ lawnmower ]=- 10/97 __ \ \ \ \ \ \ \/`\ | \ _+,_ \ (_[____]_ '._|.-._.-._] ///////////////////// ^^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^'-' '-'^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ man cutting grass ]=- 10/98 .--. /-. \ < ^ `D/ \_ ( )_/;. _ __|_, \\ ,(_I_______)\ //`-----\ \ // \____/\ // / / // _____ / /\ \ .---n-. //'` `\/ / \ \ _____|_"_~_|___// /\ \ \ \ / / \ / \ `\__...--' _\__\ \_/\ \\\\\\\\\\\\'-\__/--===-\__/-'`,,,,,,,,(____\,,,(__/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, \\\jgs\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ ~ a light bulb ~ 9/96 _____ .' `. / \ | | '. +^^^+ .' `. \./ .' |_|_| (___) jgs (___) `---' -=[ lightbulb ]=- 7/00 .-""-. / __ \ | \/ | \ || / |||| {==} jgs {==} -=[ light bulb ]=- 4/97 ___ .-"` `"-. .' '. / \ / # \ | # | | | ; .-~~~-. ; ; ) ( ; \ ( ) / \ \ / / \ ) ( / | | | | |__|_|__| {=======} }======={ {=======} }======={ jgs{=======} `""u""` -=[ lightbulbs ]=- 8/99 _...._ .' '. / \ | | \ ~~ / `\ || /` |_||_| {____} jgs {____} () _()_ {____} {____} | || | / || \ /` ~~ `\ | | \ / jgs '._ _.' ```` -=[ small light bulb ]=- 7/97 : '. _ .' -= (~) =- .' # '. -=[ woman in light bulb ]=- 12/97 ___ .-"` `"-. .' .-. '. / (/^\) \ / # (\ /) \ | # .-'-. | | /(_I_)\ | ; \\) (// ; ; / Y \ ; \ \ | / / \ \|/ / \ /|\ / | \|/ | |__/Y\__| {=======} }======={ {=======} }======={ jgs{=======} `""u""` -=[ light bulbs ]=- 5/99 _.-"```"-._ .' '. / .-. \ ; | | ; | | | | ; \_/ ; \ (_) / '. .' `;_______;` |_..--"`) (_..--'`| |_..--'`) jgs (_..--'`| `-...-` __ ."` `". / /\ \ | \/ | \ () / '.____.' {_.="} jgs {_.="} `-..-` __ ."` `". / \ | .-..-. | \ \ / / '.____.' {_.="} jgs {_.="} `-..-` .-"-. / \ | | | \_o_/ {===} jgs "-" @@ lamp @@ 11/96 & _____(_)____ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^\^^/^^^^^^^^^^^^^ )(==D / \ /__ _\ {=_==_=} {_==_==} {==_==_} {_=_==_} )__ _( / \ _)_ __ _(_ _/_ ___ __ _\_ jgs [______________] -=[ lamp ]=- 9/99 _ _ _ '.` `.' _ >_< _ _.-'`-.-=-.-`'-._ .;'.--./ \.--.';. .' > \ / < '. /.__./\__.';-=-;'.__/\.__.\ | \ / \/ \/ \ / | ; | | | | | '._/\ /\ /\ /\_.' `-` ;-.-;2 `-` > < .-'{___}'-. '-.._____..-' ||| ||| /'-'\ .-',_ _,'-. /'._ .`. _.'\ jgs .=' . `. .` . '=. '-'`-./ \.-`'-' '._.' -=[ chandelier ]=- 10/99 _____ .-'' ___ ''-. '-.{ }.-' jgs > < _ .-. ;-'-; .-. _ .' \/ \/ \/ \/ '. ; | | | | ; | _/ \ __/\ /\__ / \_ | \' '\/ '.;-=-;.' \/' '/ '. > / \ < .' ';.'--'\ /'--'.;' '-.__-'-=-'-__.-' `'> <'` .'. .'. `"`"`"` -=[ elevator ]=- 7/97 .---. /__\__\ .---------------. || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || jgs '---------------' -=[ batteries ]=- 4/97 .-==============-. .-==============-. | EVEREADY | | DURACELL | (|+ -| (|+ -| | | | | jgs '-===============' '-==============-' -=[ slot machine ]=- 9/97 .-------. oO{-JACKPOT-}Oo .=============. __ | [a] [X] [o] |( ) | [$] [$] [$] | || | [X] [o] [$] | || | |_|| | xxx ::::::: |--' | ooo ::::::: | | $$$ ::::::: | | | | __ === | |_____/__\____| /###############\ /#################\ |#JGS###############| -=[ alarm clock ]=- 3/00 __ __ (( (__)---(__) )) //. '|' .\\ ||_ | _|| ||. 7 .|| \\ '/. ' // '-:---:-' jgs /_______\ -=[ clock ]=- 7/00 _...._ .' 12 '. / \ |9 . 3| \ `\ / /'._ 6 _.'\ / ```` \ /_jgs__________\ -=[ cuckoo clock ]=- 2/00 _ ,/_\, ,/_/ \_\, /_/ ___ \_\ /_/ |(V)| \_\ | .-. | | / / \ | | \ \ / | | '-' | '--,-,--' jgs | | | | | | /\| \/| /\ \/ -=[ grandfather clock ]=- 2/01 O (_) _ )_( _ /`_) H (_`\ .' ( { } ) '. _/ /` '-'='-' `\ \_ [_.' _,...,_ '._] | .:"`````":. | |__//_________\\__| | .-----------. | | | .-"""-. | | | | / / \ | | | ||- < -|| | | | \ \ / | | | |[`'-...-'`]| | | | ;-.___.-; | | | | | ||| | | | | | | ||| | | | | | | ||| | | | | | | ||| | | | | | | ||| | | | | | | _|||_ | | | | | | >===< | | | | | | |___| | | | | | | ||| | | | | | | ;-; | | | | | | ( ) | | | | | | '-' | | | | | '-------' | | jgs _| '-----------' |_ [= === === ==== == =] [__--__--___--__--__] /__-___-___-___-___-__\ `"""""""""""""""""""""""` -=[ watch ]=- 7/00 ___ /___\ |/ \| ||_|_|| [_____] |:___:| [_____] |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |:___:| (=___=) /.'12 '.\ // \\ || \ || ||9 . 3||) || / || \\ // \'._6_.'/ (=___=) jgs |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: :| |: o :| |: o :| |: o :| |: o :| ;' '; \' '/ \./ -=[ watch ]=- 11/00 _..._ |_____| |_____| |_____| |_____| |_____| / _____ \ || ' || || | || ||- | -||) || \ || ||__.__|| jgs \_______/ |_____| |_____| |_____| |_____| |_ _| ``` -=[ stopwatch ]=- 8/99 .--. .-._;.--.;_.-. (_.'_..--.._'._) /.' . 60 . '.\ // . / . \\ |; . / . |; ||45 () 15|| |; . . |; \\ . . // \'._' 30 '_.'/ jgs '-._'--'_.-' `""` -=[ pager ]=- 1/00 ________________________________ / ______________________ | \ \ | /.--------------------.\ | | | | ||CONGRATULATIONS ON A|| |_| | | ||SUCCESSFUL PURCHASE!|| | | | | \'--------------------'| | | | | \__<<__|__>>__|______/ |_/ | | ____ | | """""""""""''''' /' `\| \_jgs____________________\______// -=[ pager ]=- 9/00 _________________ /.-------------. \ || |[]| |'-------------'[]| | [___|___] | | ____ | jgs\___________[____]/ -=[ calculators ]=- 9/99 _____________________________________________ /` .................................... `\ | : ' ' : | | : ' .-------------------------- _--. ' : | | : | | | | : | | . | |_|.| . | | ' . '""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""' . ' | | : . .................................... .: | | | | -- -- -- -- -- --- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- - | | .----------------------------. .============. | | |_| L ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,jgs,, | |||||||||||||| | | |'._/ """""""""""""""""""""" | |||||||||||||| | | '----------------------------' '------------' | | | | .-----. .-----. .-----. .-----. .-----. .-----. | | |ON / | | ` / | | (_) | | (_\ | | \ / | | _o_ | | | | /`C | | / | | (_) | | ,_/ | | /`\ | | o | | | '-----' '-----' '-----' '-----' '-----' '-----' | | .-----. .-----. .-----. .-----. .-----. .-----. | | | + / | |/_|_ | | L_` | | /_` | | ___ | | | | | | /`- | | | | | __) | | \_) | | | | MRC | | | '-----' '-----' '-----' '-----' '-----' '-----' | | .-----. .-----. .-----. .-----. .-----. .-----. | | | o / | | /| | | `_) | | _) | | | || | | | | | /`o | | | | | /__ | | ._) | | . | ||\/|-| | | '-----' '-----' '-----' '-----' | -|- | '-----' | | .-----. .-----. .-----. .-----. | ' | .-----. | | | _ | | / \ | | | | ___ | | | || | | | | | \/ | | \_/ | | o | | --- | | | ||\/|+| | | '-----' '-----' '-----' '-----' '-----' '-----' | \ / '-.___________________________________________.-' ____________ /` _______ `\ | [______O.] | | | | """"""""" "" | | [][][][][][] | | [][][][][][] | | [][][][]||[] | | [][][][]||[] | jgs \____________/ -=[ flashlight ]=- 3/00 _ ~ __ .-----, ' .-------------(__)--' / \ . - " / ======== : |.-| _ _ \ : |'-| ~ '-------------------. \ / ' - . jgs '-----' . ~ _ -=[ Gameboy ]=- -=[ gameboy ]=- ___==_____________________ |_|______________|_| | .----------------------. | | | .----------------. | | | | | | | | | |()| | | | | |""| tm | | | | | | NINTENDO | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | '----------------' | | | |__GAME BOY____________/ | | ________ | | . (Nintendo) | | _| |_ """""""" .-. | |<[_ o _]> .-. ( ) | | |_| ( ) '-' | | ' '-' A | | B | | ___ ___ | | (___) (___) \\\\| | select start \\\\\| | \\\\\ / jgs| (phones) \\\\'.' `-----------------------` tweak by: Jan Weseler gehenna.comes@gmx.de -=[ sparks ]=- tweak 10/00 . . . .'. \ / \ / .'. .' '.' ' -= o =- -= o =- .' ' / \ / \ ' ' -=[ electric plug ]=- 9/00 _ .---/ '____ _________' | .-.---' jgs---------. | |_|___ '---\_.----' -=[ hair dryer ]=- 9/00 _....._ .' '.-------------, ~~_ ~ - ~ / ==== ' / ~. - ~~ ~ | ====== ;__________/ ~- _~ ~ | ====== | \ ==== / '. .' \ (` \ __\ \\_\\ / | jgs | \ '-,,-' || // .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/mircolor.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/mircolor.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. How to Color ASCII pictures for mIRC .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. The following was written by "Texxy"-- mIRC-Rainbow guru who codes and colorizes the ASCII pictures. I also have some technical information that was posted to the alt.ascii-art newsgroup about mIRC colorization- posted by Bjorn Bratli. If you have any questions, please DO NOT write me. I don't have any answers! I'm not really a mIRC-ee (yet). .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. HOW TO COLOR PICTURES (by texxy) ) (_) |`| | | _() jgs \_|_|_/` I have mIRC. If you do not, i am not sure where your notepad is...but you will have something similar. 1) Get a picture a) Draw one on your notepad (read below). b) Most folks find them on the internet. It is best to have your mirc and browser up at the same time, go back and forth Pictures made out of standard keyboard characters are called ASCii art. You can use your browser and search for "ascii art". Use the quote marks...it narrows the search. And I bet you thought we made them...hehehe! Actually, lots of us do, but we borrow! Once you have found the pictures, use your mouse, click and drag the pic...you might have to take parts of other pics. When you have it highlighted, hit ctrl-c (cuts it), go back to your mirc status screen (says status on top left), place your pointer anywhere on the screen and click your right mouse button. A small box should appear with edit-notes as an option... left-click edit notes, go to file, and click on new. You now have a blank sheet. Now you can transfer the pic you dragged off the web onto the blank sheet...just hit ctrl-v (paste). Two good sites are: http://www.auburn.edu/~norgapd/ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/index.html c) I added some to the bottom of this file _____________________________________________ OK WE HAVE A PIC JUST DYING FOR A LITTLE COLOR ) (_) <-----FANCY LITTLE THING! |`| | | _() jgs \_|_|_/` The 2nd thing you need is one of these --> (luckily I brought some with me) If you cannot see this-> <-your program does not know how to recognize it. You should go to notepad in your mIRC and open this text file from there. Or try some other word processor. I will wait. Ok, i assume you have messed with some coloring. If not, you just hit ctrl-k, followed by a number 0-15 (only works on mirc, does not work here. On mirc ctrl-k will give you one of these ---> , you can cut a from mirc and paste it in your notepad txt file. You only need to cut and paste one . From that point on, you can cut and paste the same from your text file and make as many as you need. _________________________________________________ LETS COLOR ALREADY!!! ) ok, lets make the flame red (_) I will color the second candle. |`| First, I will add my 's to the | | _() beginning of each part of the jgs \_|_|_/` candle. ) (_) |`| <--look how pretty! | | _() jgs \_|_|_/` now to make the flame red i need to add 4's 4) 4(_) <--just like that |`| | | _() now to color the actual candle... jgs \_|_|_/` notice the bottom will color the base of the candle. We need to add another to it. 4) I colored the candle lt. blue #11 4(_) 11|`| Now...to color the base...i will 11| | _() need more 's cause right now... jgs \_ 11|_|_/` those 11's are gonna color the rt. side of the base. 4) We color the base 8 (yellow) 4(_) <-----DONE!!! 11|`| she is magnificent! 11| | 8_() oops...forgot one thing... jgs 8\_ 11|_| 8_/` 4) 4(_) 11|`| 11| | 8_() 8\_ 11|_| 8_/` <-almost forgot to erase the artist's initials... We would not want to give credit where credit is due!!! (j/k) ___________________________________________________ SO NOW WHAT DO I DO WITH IT??? 4) Just save it under whatever name 4(_) you want. Go to your own channel. 11|`| I often use #ttestt. I am there 11| | 8_()alone to laugh at my own mistakes. 8\_ 11|_| 8_/` Once you are on a channel you can play your txt file with the /play command. If this was candle.txt the command would be /play candle.txt if your files get really big or tons of color switches you could do /play candle.txt 2000 (1000 is automatic speed) try 1500 for your larger files ___________________________________________________ ANYTHING ELSE??? That is pretty much it...that is how you start. Do not try to draw your own at first. You will aquire that talent as you color the many drawings you downloaded. You learn by seeing how the best do it! Eventually you will find yourself making changes to the pics and adding to them. Eventually, you might do it all! It also takes a lot of skill to combine the different pics, try it! you can add backgrounds also... 1,1 the number following the , is 4,1 ) the background, keep playing 4,1 (_) till you get it right add 11,1 |`| these 's at end of line for 11,1 | | 8_() reference. You could 8,1 \_ 11|_| 8_/` add bold if you wanted. 1,1 I would make the flame more than one color and make the candle solid...(no need for the ugly |'s, and add words 1,1 jgs too. and i could do lots 9,1 ) to it... 4,1 ( 0¥ 8) -§§*§ º§³º¶ª¹ .««ô»» §¢ §¢ «¨«°ø¬¬¥ «ô«ô°¡¤±æ·±Ô µ©¿º¶¤§¤ `°¤ø,¸¸,ø¤°`° ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð°·.° ><(((°> ·:.°·°·.° <°)))>< ·:.°· ><\\^> }<¿} >¶¿> >{ °} }>{ °} }}{°>>><(((°O¤ >><(((°<¤ ¤³°´° °´°³¤ ""¨¨°º©o.,,.o©º°¨¨°º©©º°¨¨°º©o.,,.o©º°¨¨"" ����¬ºäòä »åó®¼Øæô¡½çõ¢°¾ èö£±¿é÷êø¤²¥³ëù¦´ÐúÞ§µßû¨¶àîü©·áïýª¸Æâðþ«¹Çãñ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. INFO FROM BJORN BRATLI Anyways...the codes for mIRC (mIRC 4.7 and newer) is: CTRL+K (Any number between 1 and 16) text = colored text CTRL+B = Bold CTRL+R = Reverzed CTRL+U = Underlined The colors is: 1 = Black, 2 = Dark Blue, 3 = Dark Green, 4 = Red, 5 = Dark Red/Brown, 6 = Purple, 7 = Myster, 8 = Yellow, 9 = Light Green, 10 = Dark Cyan, 11 = Light Cyan, 12 = Light Blue, 13 = Pink, 14 = Dark Grey, 15 = Light Grey and 16 = White You can combine this to make background colors with , (comma) like: CTRL+k+4,8:o) = Red Smiley with yellow background color This is mIRC Colors...and some other IRC Clients has the same codes.. but *NOT* all...there are even IRC Clients wich dont even support colors...like ircII, BitchX (The newest does, with a patch added, for both win and unix/linux) and so on.. Since I'm not quite sure of *all* html colors...I won't even try =) Anyways...they do start with: text * Bjorn Bratli (aka DaSmurf) * * DaSmurf@Internetaddress.com * * To reply by email, remove the "Crazy" part! * Agood page about colors http://www.lynda.com/ Subject: Re: Duh! Need info on putting ascii art into mIRC - again. From: CrazyDaSmurf@Internetaddress.com (Bjørn Bratli) Date: Tue, Jun 30, 1998 19:51 EDT Message-id: <359a6a46.9980564@news.sol.no> On Tue, 30 Jun 1998 13:08:50 GMT, dilbertfan@usa.-dot-net (m allen adams jr) wrote: >¤Put the ascii in a .txt file in your mIRC directory, and use /play filename.txt >¤to 'play' it into mIRC. It's "'play' to IRC" ..not mIRC ..mIRC is an IRC Client... That would be just as weird to say like: "I don't know what a newsgroup is, but I sometimes do talk to Netscape" Get the point here?=) > >Make that "/play filename.txt 0" so that you don't get the big delay. And make >sure that you don't have any blank lines in your ASCII. Yea...make sure everyone who tries will get disconnected as fast as possible, then there wouldn't be so crowded there :oÞ the command in mIRC (This is not the same command as in most other IRC Clients) is: /play <#channel/nickname> dir-location\Filename Delay The delay is counted in milliseconds, so if its a big file you should at least set it at 2000ms! Example, if you want to play a file in the channel #ASCIIArt, type: /play #ASCIIArt filename.txt 2000 If you use this command in the active window (Let's say you're in #ASCIIArt, and you use this command in that window as well) you dont have to add where to play... But if you are talking to someone else in private message/another channel, you must have it there so mIRC know where to play it :o) Let's make an 'easy to use' little script...to make everything more simple: ;o) Make a new Dir on your harddrive, for example, call it 'ascii' Now, lets say you made a dir called c:\ascii and in there it's a lot of ASCII Art... then in your aliases (On your menu line at the top of the mIRC window, Click on: "Tools | Aliases" or just press ALT+A) Now add this line at the end of your aliases.ini: asciidir { return c:\ASCII\ } ascii.div { return $play $file="Choose an ASCII file" $asciidir\*.* } Now you can make a popup menu, wich says 1: pick one, 2: random play. First, put this in (Tools | popups) popups.ini, in both "channel" and "Query/Chat": ASCII Art Then, 1: put this anywhere in (Tools | Popups) popups.ini (channel & Query): .Pick an ASCII:{ .set %asciifile $ascii.div if (%asciifile == $null) { halt } else { .play %asciifile 2000 } halt } Now...to make mIRC play randomly from the ASCII Art directory...(wich is a 'little' more advanced than this first command) do this: First, put this in aliases.ini (Tools | aliases or: ALT+A): randomascii { inc %ainc :start .set %randomascii $findfile($asciidir,*.txt,%ainc) if (%randomascii == $null) { halt } else { goto play } halt :play .play %randomascii 2000 .set %playasc %randomascii .unset %randomascii inc %ainc halt } Put this anywhere in (Tools | popups) popups.ini (Channel & query) (Under ".Pick an ASCII"): .Play Random ASCII:{ .randomascii } And now you're ready to 'Show Off' ;o) BTW: This Random command will also search under directorys... So if you for example have c:\ASCII\ and c:\ASCII\MyOwns\ and c:\ASCII\Unknowns they will also be played...but when it comes to dirs with long filename ...and spaces...those will not be played (not sure about this in mIRC 5.3 and newer tho) and another thing...that little random script i made ..it can ONLY play 1 file type...don't work on (f.x.: *.asc,*.txt,*.vt) ..so.. Well...have fun =) And if you do have questions about mIRC..or IRC in general..don't hazitate to ask me...i bet there would be 99% chance I know the answere to your question ;o) C'ya :o) * Bjorn Bratli (aka DaSmurf) * * DaSmurf@Internetaddress.com * * To reply by email, remove the "Crazy" part! * .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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Please help me by telling a friend (or two or three or more) about http://www.ascii-art.com □ EMAIL "jgs" .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. *CHARACTERS: -=[ little Miss Muffet ]=- 3/01 ) ( .---. ) /////\\ _(_ ((c` .( //o\\ )))_ _/ ((/ ;_ __ / \___(__) / (_ \____/\ /___\\_\ /""|""\\_\_ jgs / | \(__\ -=[ Humpty Dumpty ]=- 3/01 .-"-. /a a \ _/\ / - \ \ / ;`'-----'`;\// /|___:_____|\/ _//|---------| (_/__\/)__/)_/______ |__|_//__//__|___|__| |___|\\__\\|___|___|| |_|_(_/_(_/___|___|_| |____|___|___|___|__| |jgs___|___|___|___|| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ANIMALS: -=[ birds ]=- 4/01 _..._ \_.._ `'-.,--, '-._'-. `\a\\ '. `_.' 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(| 7 || / .' | /_.-' ,J / \ || / ; || | | /`\.-. `\ \ | \_/__/ '. \ /.-` .'\ /\ `;_.-'_.--'\_/ \_;(((_.-; .(((_,;`'. \ .--'`__.' `\ '-;\ jgs.--' '._.'\\ | \ | \_\,_/ _.. .' _ `\ / /e)-,\ / | ,_ | / '-(-.)/ , .'--. \ ` .'; / `\ | _.-' < /` | /_.-'_.-'`.\ .' ; /_ .-' ` .'`-'_ /_.'))) / -'_.'---;`'-))) (__.'/ /` .'` (_.'/ /` /` _|.' /` jgs.-` __.'| .-'|| | \_`/ ` -=[ elephants ]=- 4/01 _ / ) .--.; | _...,-"""-, .-""-.-""""-. / _`'-._.' /` \ /' \ \| (/'-._/ ) ; .-""""-; ( '--' /-' _ | .' | ; e / a , ; / \ | __.'`-.__, ; / / `._ ; .-' `--.,__.\ /` //| \ \,-' /\_.' // | `;.___> /,-'. /`| / |`\ _..---\ | \ |/ / _,.-----\ | \ /`| | |\ \ / .; | | | \ / | | | \ ) | / | \ / |\..' \ \ | \ \..' jgs \../ \.../ \.../ \.../---' \.../ _ / ) ; | .-""-.-""""-. | ; /' \ \ / / .-""""-/ ( '--' / .' | ; e / / \ | __.' / '._ ; .-' //| \ \,-' // | `;.___> /`| / |`\ |/ / _,.-----\ | \ / .; | | | \ | / | \ / |\__/ jgs \__/ \___/ \___/ _ ( \ | ; ; | ,-""""-.-""-. \ \ / / \ \ '--' ) \-""""-. \ a ; | '. '.__ | / \ '-. ; _.' \ '-,/ / |\\ <___.;` | \\ /`| \ |`\ / | /-----.,_ \ \| / | | | ;. \ '../| \ / | \ | jgs \.../ \.../ \../ -=[ panda bear ]=- 4/01 for Mandy Pandy .--. / _ \ ___ .--. | ( _.-"" `'-.,' _ \ \.' '. ) / / \_.' / .-. .-. \ | / o \ / o \ | ; \.-'` `'-./ | /\ ._. / ;-'';_ ,_Y_, _.' / \`--.___.--;. /| '.__.---. \\ ; \ \ ;'--. .-. | '. __..-._.' |-,.-' / | `""` .---._ / .--. / / ; / `-;/ /|_/ \_,\ | | | jgs '-...--'._ _..__\/ `"""` .;;. /;;;;\ ___ .;;. |;(;;;-"" `'-.,;;;;;\ \;' ';;;);/ / \;;' / .;. .;. \ | ;;o;; ;;o;; | ; '"-'` `'-"' | /\ ._. / ;;;;;_ ,_Y_, _.' /;;;;;\`--.___.--;. /|;;;;;;;.__.;;;. \\ ; \;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\ ;\__ .;. | ';;;;;;;;=;;;;' |-__;;;;/ | `""` .---._ /;/;;\;;/ / ; /;;;;;;;-;/;;/|;/ \_,\ |;;;;;;;;;;;;| | '-...--';;;;;;;;;;;;\/ jgs `"""` `"` -=[ fish ]=- 3/01 , () _/{ ,_ o .' './`> _}\_ O / a (( =< <`\.' '. o '.,__,.'\_> > )) e \ \) <_/'.,___,.' jgs (/ -=[ cats ]=- 4/01 _ ,-. <`-.__.-',> \/\ ) ( ) | _/ ^4^ _\ / ; =\_ -'- _=/__.-~~-./ / `;---` / __| | \ .~` \ | , \ ; (_,~'` `.\ |__..~'. | | ; ) | `) 7 _/ / (_.' / / jgs (__,' (_.' _ <`-.__.-',> ,-. ) ( | \ _/ ^4^ _\ ; | =\_ -'- _=/__.-~~-./ / `;---` / __| | \ .~` \ | , \ ; (_,~'` `.\ |__..~'. | | ; ) | `) 7 _/ / (_.' / / jgs (__,' (_.' _ .-, <,`-.__.-'> / | ) ( | ; /_ ^4^ \_ \ \.-~~-.__\=_ -'- _/= \ `---;` / | |__ ; / , | / `~. | .'~..__| /.' `'~,_) T (` | ( ; | \ \ '._) \ \_ jgs '._) ',__) -=[ puppy looking into box ]=- 4/01 __ .' `. _.-'/ | \/-._ , _.-" ,| / a `-._'-._ |\ .-" `--""-.__.' '-._'-._ \ `-'` .___.--._)========'-._] \ .' | | | /,_.-' | | _/ _.'( | | / ,-' \ \ | | \ \ `-' | | `-' jgs '-------------' __ .' `. /-._ _.-'/ | \`-._`-._ , _.-" ,| / a `-. `-._`-._ |\ .-" `--""-.__.'=====`-._] \ `-'` .___.--._)============| \ .' | | | /,_.-' | | _/ _.'( | | / ,-' \ \ | | \ \ `-' | | `-' jgs '-------------' -=[ rabbit ]=- 3/01 _, _ .'` | \`'-. / .' ; '. \/ :' / \ | :' / _)\ '_/ .'` `\ /e | o-' e | =\__= / '--,--' \ .' | .-/ _, | / ;/` / \ | __.'( '-\ / '. |;-' \.--. \ / \ } _'. | |_.' .-' ` \ / / .-' ( \,,__.-/ / jgs \,,,_.-' ,_ | `'. _ ; '. \ .-'`/ \ ': \/ .' \ ': | / \_' /(_ /` `'. | a\ | a '-D \ =__/= / '--,--' | '. | ,_ \-. \ `\; \ )'.__ | / .' \ /-' .--./ '-;| { / \ / '._| | .'_ \ / ` '-. ) '-. \ \ \-.__,,/ jgs '-._,,,/ -=[ bunny ]=- 4/01 .-. ."` `". .-,/ \,-. \-.'. .'.-/ ;.\ \_._/ /.; | `> <` | \ / _ _ \ / .._ |{ e _ e }| .-.:\_'.=_t_=.'/ .-;:(_))))))(_))> jgs .' ```````` -=[ bunnies ]=- 3/01 _, _, .' .' | / / / _|_/__.' .' `\ ( ^ \ '.__ \ _) '. _.-'/ '. 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'.|\____|___/____/| /`| / '._)=#=#=#=#=#=#=#=| | \ /--. ;#=#=#=#=#=#=#=#; '--'\ '-.__) \#=#=#=#=#=#=#/ jgs )_____) \#=#=#=#=#=#/ `"""""""""` , / \ __, ; | .' | | |/ / \_ /__.' .' `. =(^Y ^ = \ .-'```'. \^___, `'-` \,-. _) / | } _.-'/ | /-' (__.' _..._ \ / .' .-'` ``;"/ .` (_.' (_/ / jgs '-' , ,__ / \ | '. | ; \ \| | '.__\ _/ .' '. .'```'-. / = ^ Y^)= ,-./ '-'` ,___^/ { | \ (_ '-\ | \'-._ \ / _..._ '.__) `. \";`` `'-. '. \ \_) jgs '._) '-' -=[ more bunnies ]=- 3/01 /'. .--. | '. .'-, | \ \_/ \_/ '._.' '._.' / . . \ |= Y =| \_ ^ _/ )'-'( /` `\ | | | | \ \ / / {|\_) (_/| /\ ' /\ | '.___.' | \ \ / / \ \ / / / / \ \ jgs (,,/ \,,) _ / '. .--. | \ .'-, | \ \___/ \_/ '._.' '._.' / . . \ |= Y =| jgs \ ^ / `)'-'(` /` `\ | | | | \ \ / / {|\_) (_/| /\ ' /\ | '.___.' | \ \ / / \ \ / / / / \ \ jgs (,,/ \,,) /'. .--. | '. .'-, | \ \_/ \_/ '._.' '._.' / . . \ |= Y =| jgs \ ^ / `'---'` _ / '. .--. | \ .'-, | \ \___/ \_/ '._.' '._.' / . . \ |= Y =| jgs \ ^ / `'---'` SEASONAL: -=[ leprechaun ]=- 3/01 .-----. ()() / \ .'() |__...__|/ |_....._| .-' ___ '-. \_.-`a a`-._/ (|\ (_) /|) ( \_=_/ ) _(_ _)_ /` ||'-'|| `\ /_/ (_>o<_) \_\ //| || : || |\\ \\|`"""""""`|// )_/\___,___/\_( |__|__| ;""|""; [] | [] jgs .' / \ '. `--' `--' .-----. ()() / \ .'() |__...__|/ |_....._| .-' ___ '-. \_.-`a a`-._/ __ .--. _ (|\ (_) /|) .-;.-"-.-;`_;-, ( \_=_/ ) .(_( `)-;___),-;_), _(_ _)_ (.( `\.-._)-.( ). ) /` ||'-'|| `\ ,(_`'--;.__\ _).;--'`_) _ /_/ (_>o<_) \_\ // )`--..__ ``` _( o )'(';,)\_//| || : || |\\ \;' ````` `\\ '.\\--' |`"""""""`|// / ':.___// \___,___/\_( | '---'| |__|__| ; ; ;""|""; \ / [] | [] '. .' .' / \ '. jgs'-,.__ __.,-' `--' `--' (___/`````````\___) -=[ pot of gold ]=- 3/01 __ .--. _ .-;.-"-.-;`_;-, .(_( `)-;___),-;_), (.( `\.-._)-.( ). ) ,(_`'--;.__\ _).;--'`_) // )`--..__ ``` _( o )'(';. \;' ````` `\\ '.\\ / ':.___// | '---'| ; ; \ / '. .' '-,.__ __.,-' jgs (___/`````````\___) -=[ Easter basket ]=- 3/01 _.=====._ ,;' ';, // \\ || .--. || || .-; `\__ || ||_/ ;-./` '|| || './ \.--.|| |\____|___/____/| |#=#=#=#=#=#=#=#| ;=#=#=#=#=#=#=#=; \#=#=#=#=#=#=#/ jgs \#=#=#=#=#=#/ `"""""""""` __ ( `\ | ) _.=====.\__/__ ,;' )(_) '. // (( '._ \ || .--. `) ||\__/ || .-; `\__ || ||_/ ;-./` '|| || './ \.--.|| |\____|___/____/| |#=#=#=#=#=#=#=#| ;=#=#=#=#=#=#=#=; \#=#=#=#=#=#=#/ jgs \#=#=#=#=#=#/ `"""""""""` ,_ ,_ _, _, | '. '. .' .' | \ \ \ / / / '.__\_|_ _|_/__.' /` '. .' `\ / ^ ) ( ^ \ / __.' '.__ \ .' (_ _) '. .' \'-._.===========._.-'/ '. / '.__) HAPPY (__.' \ ; .-. '.| EASTER! |.' .-. ; /`| / '._)===========(_.' \ |`\ | \ /--. .--\ / | '--'\ '-.__) (__.-' /'--' jgs )_____) (______( ,_ ,_ __ | '. '. / `\ \ \ \ | ) '.__\_|_ _.=====.\ _/_ /` '. ,;' )(_) `'. / ^ ) // (( '._ \ / __.' || .--. `) ||\__/ .' (_ || .-; `\__ || .' \'-._||_/ ;-./` '|| / '.__)| './ \.--.|| ; .-. 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ASCII Art Mini - FAQ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. prepared by Mart Atkins (mart.atkins@bigfoot.com) CONTENTS: Monospaced Fonts- a quick list Text Editors ASCII Utilities- FIGlet and gifSCII .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. __ __ _ | \/ | ___ _ __ ___ ___ _ __ __ _ ___ ___ __| | | |\/| |/ _ \| '_ \ / _ \/ __| '_ \ / _` |/ __/ _ \/ _` | | | | | (_) | | | | (_) \__ \ |_) | (_| | (_| __/ (_| | |_|_ |_|\___/|_| |_|\___/|___/ .__/ \__,_|\___\___|\__,_| / _| ___ _ __ | |_ ___ |_| | |_ / _ \| '_ \| __/ __| | _| (_) | | | | |_\__ \ |_| \___/|_| |_|\__|___/ Almost all ASCII art is created and intended to be viewed in a monospaced, or fixed width font. Find your operating system/computer on the list below and find a font on your system that is on the list. Windows: FixedSys Courier New Courier Lucida Console Topaz New Monotype.com Terminal Lucida Sans Typewiter OCR A Extended OCRB Amiga: Topaz (In ROM) Courier (Supplied with WorkBench 2+) Pearl Siesta XEN (Comes with MagicWB) XCourier (Comes with MagicWB) ascii tiny AppleMac: Courier Monaco ZTerm If you can`t find any of the fonts on the list, please try looking at this in all fonts available: iiiii iiiii iiiii iiiii| mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm| In a fixed width font, both of the | symbols should match in distance from the left side of the screen. If you find a common font that isn`t on the list, please email mart.atkins@bigfoot.com and tell me about it, along with what operating system/computer it is from. >-----------------------------------------------------< _____ _ |_ _|____ _| |_ | |/ _ \ \/ / __| | | __/> <| |_ _|_|\___/_/\_\\__| | ____|__| (_) |_ ___ _ __ ___ | _| / _` | | __/ _ \| '__/ __| | |__| (_| | | || (_) | | \__ \ |_____\__,_|_|\__\___/|_| |___/ A lot of ASCII art is made in a text editor - usually like a wordprocessor but without text formatting functions. Unix: vi pico emacs jed joe ed Windows95: Notepad (Comes with Windows!) EDIT.COM (Comes with windows!) MicroEMACS EditPad PFE UltraEdit (www.ultraedit.com) TextPad (www.textpad.com) Windows3: Notepad (Comes with Windows!) MicroEMACS PFE UltraEdit (www.ultraedit.com) MSDOS: EDIT.COM (Comes with DOS 5 and 6 - Type EDIT at command line) QEdit MicroEmacs GNU Emacs Amiga: Ed (On Workbench Disk - run 'Ed ' in shell) MicroEMACS (Supplied with Workbench on Extras disk) Blacks Editor CygnusEd AZ NotePad (included with Workbench 1.2 and 1.3) AppleMac: Nisus SimpleText (included with MacOS) TeachText (included with MacOS) Saint Edit (shareware $10) BBEdit (commercial but free light version is available) Tex-Edit Plus (shareware) Linux: joe >-----------------------------------------------------< _ ____ ____ ___ ___ / \ / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _| _ _ _ _ _ / _ \ \___ \| | | | | | | | | | |_(_) |___ / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | | | | | | __| | / __| /_/ \_\____/ \____|___|___|| |_| | |_| | \__ \ --------------------------- \___/ \__|_|_|___/ Some utils to help with the creation of ASCIIArt: * FIGlet This great program makes ascii 'banners' from text - the titles in these lists are a good example. A few more examples: _____ ___ ____ _ _ | ___|_ _/ ___| | ___| |_ | |_ | | | _| |/ _ \ __| | _| | | |_| | | __/ |_ |_| |___\____|_|\___|\__| 88888888888 88 ,ad8888ba, 88 88 88 d8"' `"8b 88 ,d 88 88 d8' 88 88 88aaaaa 88 88 88 ,adPPYba, MM88MMM 88""""" 88 88 88888 88 a8P_____88 88 88 88 Y8, 88 88 8PP""""""" 88 88 88 Y8a. .a88 88 "8b, ,aa 88, 88 88 `"Y88888P" 88 `"Ybbd8"' "Y888 8"""" 8 8""""8 8 8 8 " e eeee eeeee 8eeee 8e 8e 8 8 8 88 88 88 ee 8e 8eee 8e 88 88 88 8 88 88 88 88 88 88eee8 88eee 88ee 88 Various fonts are availiable (.flf files) and there are versions of FIGlet for almost any operatinf system and computer type: http://st-www.cs.uiuc.edu/users/chai/figlet.html ftp://nicoh.com/pub/figlet/ There are also many online, web based versions of FIGlet available also, one of which is http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/ If you are a DOS user, you can get a GUI for DOS FIGlet at: http://voices.vossnet.co.uk/a/atkins/fdg10.zip which should make the running of FigDOS easier. If required, I will email FigDos and the GUI in one zip file - just email mart.atkins@bigfoot.com and ask! * GIFscii GIFscii, and it`s variants, will take an image file (usually GIF) and convert it to an ascii picture. The results aren`t brilliant, but can serve as a good starting point for an ASCII picture Do a web search for one of these, as they are everywhere. Versions are available for a wide variety of operating systems and computer types. .- Sample output from BMP2ASC -----. | ;$XXHXXXXXXX+. | | :XXXHHHHHXHHHHXXX$. | | /XXXXHHHXXHHHHHHHXXXH/ | | /XXXXXHHH$HHHHHHHHHHHHH% | | .XXXXXXHHX$HHHHHHHHHHHHHH; | | ;XXXXXHX$XX$$$XHHHHHHHHXHX. | | .$XXXH%/;;;::::;/$HHHHHHHXX; | | =XXXHX//;;:::::;;/+HXHHHHHH$ | | /HXXH$//;;;;::::;;/$XHHHHHXX- | | %HXXH%/;;;;;;;;+$$%$XHHHHHHX/ | | XXXXHX$X$%+//+++;$%HXHHHHHHX$. | |.XXXXHX+/////://;///+$XHHH@HHHHH/.| |,X$XXHH%;;;;/;///;;;+$XHHH@HHHH@@@| |-X$XXH@H+/++/;/++;//%XHHHH@HHHH@@@| |=$$XXHHH@@%%$$%++++%$XXHHHHHXH@@@@| |=$$XXX$$@@@H%++++%%%$$XHXH@HH@@@@@| |=$XHXX%$@@@@@%+++%$%$$XXXHH$H@@@@@| |-+%XHHH@@@@@@@X+/+%$$$$$$%%/=$@@@@| | //XXXH@@@@@@@@@@@@X%%++///=--/H@@| | %XXHH@@@@@@@@@@@@X+;/;;=-,,,-$@| | =XHXHH@@@@@@@@@@@@X/,. ..-,..,,/| | $H@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@XH;....,......| '------------------- for Windows! -' >-----------------------------------------------------< .-----------------------------------------. |Compiled by Martin Atkins with help from:| | * Veronica Karlsson | | * Jorn Barger | | * Colin Douthwaite | | * Randy Gardner | | * Ilmari Karonen | | * aardvarko | | * gumby | | * Valentin Valciu | | * Hayley Jane Wakenshaw | | * llizard | | * Sami Sihvonen | | * Doug Wilson | | * Brock Kevin Nambo | | * Cipher | '-----------------------------------------' >------------- Last Updated 13-04-98 -----------------< :) -- Martin Atkins If you have anything to add, or think I have made an error, please email mart.atkins@bigfoot.com >-----------------------------------------------------< .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. TO TOP OF PAGE TO MAIN ASCII ART FAQ TO MAIN LIST OF ASCII ART WEBSITES TO JOAN STARK'S ASCII ART .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/cnvsprog.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/cnvsprog.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Conversion Programs .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. First of all, I do not guarantee any of these conversion programs. I have never used any of them. I do my ASCII artwork entirely by hand (and keyboard). However, some people do use the programs-- I have no idea as to the quality of the outcome. This list wascompiled by one of the regulars, Jon Melusky. Questions can be forwarded to him. He's a very helpful person (and has more ASCII artwork on his Geocities/SoHo website!) Two sites have been recommended on the alt.ascii-art FAQ... These conversion programs can be found at: gopher://twinbrook.cis.uab.edu:70/1asciiarc.70 ftp://ftp.wwa.com/pub/Scarecrow/ The following is copied directly from a USENET posting. (non-existing links/URLs removed) 2/99 Subject: Re: Is there an Ascii prog. From: "J. Melusky" > Is there a program I can get which will automate the conversion process > from bmp/gif/jpg/user supplied image to ascii? If you know, can u reply Conversion programs List: (Available Feb 22 1997) For: Dos, PC, MAC, VAX, (45-58K) Host: ftp.wwa.com Address: 198.49.174.1 Path: pub/Scarecrow/Gifscii URL: ftp://ftp.wwa.com/pub/Scarecrow/Gifscii %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% (Available Feb 22 1996) Search http://www.shareware.com's Macintosh directory for "emaileffects.sit.hqx (458K) for an ascii program. 'sig95_2g.zip' 'sigpro2d.zip' (Win3.1) for signature alphabet programs. 'pixch020.zip' or 'emailasc.zip'for Bitmap to Ascii conversion programs. (Available Feb 15 1997) Search http://www.shareware.com's Amiga directory for "AsciiArtP_F.lha" (152K) Ascii Painting Program V2.1 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% (Worked Feb 22 1997) http://www.webserve.com/gateways/figletgateway.pl FIGLET DIY %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% (Available Feb 15 1997) ftp://ftp.cdrom.com/pub/os2/incoming /mac/graphics/graphicsutil/asciipaint1.0b4.sit.hqx 82 5/15/95 BinHex4.0,StuffIt3.50 (Nifty paint program draws ascii pictures useful for online chat, sig files, etc.; free!) /mac/graphics/graphicsutil/pict2asciiart.sit.hqx 88 8/6/95 BinHex4.0,StuffIt3.5 (Converts picture data into ASCII art; requires some use of ResEdit 2.1 or later to create the art) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% The Draw Fonts ftp://archie.au/pc/coast/msdos/screen/ansiltr2.zip ftp://ftp.tu-chemnitz.de/pub/simtel/msdos/screen/ansiltr2.zip ftp://ftp.web.ad.jp/pub/mirrors/Coast/msdos/screen/ansiltr2.zip ftp://ftp.nic.surfnet.nl/mirror-archive/software/simtel-msdos/screen/ansiltr2.zip ftp://ftp.sunet.se/pub/pc/mirror/Coast/msdos/screen/ansiltr2.zip ftp://ftp.agt.net/pub/Simtel/msdos/screen/ansiltr2.zip http://www.geocities.com/Paris/5997/tdrawfnt.zip (Feb 6 1997) Take care, Jon Melusky ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ _ _ __ __ Wagner Codes: _| \_) |_ (_/ _| a+--f--e--d-b++g+w+v (_ _ _) _ (_ Puzzle |_( )_|__( >__| By Jon and Randy R. |_ _| |_ Ascii _) |_ _( mailto:whatfer@u.washington.edu /_ _|_ ___ | Windows 95, Micron 133mhz, Seattle USA (_< (_) ^ ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ The entry point is: http://www.webserve.com/gateways/figletgateway.pl FIGLET program. (Available Nov 21 1996) ftp://ftp.cdrom.com/pub/os2/incoming OS/2 FIGLET program. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/toystory.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/toystory.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. () __/\__ |\ .-"` `"-. /| | \.'( ') (' ) (. )`./ | \_ _/ \ `~"'=::='"~` / , `-.__ __.-' , .---'\________( `""~~""` )________/'---. Toy Story > ) / `""~~~~""` \ ( < Characters '----`--..__/ -(-)- \__..--`----' |_____ __ _____| [_____[##]_____] | | \ || / jgs \ || / .-"~`--._||_.--'~"-. (_____,.--""--.,_____) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028043715oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/youvegot.mid)Midi Controls Woody Slinky Dog Buzz R.C. Mr. Potato-Head Rex Alien Hamm Alien (small) Bo Peep Mr. Mike .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. @@ Woody (Toy Story) @@ 11/96 .-'"""'-. ,____|_______|____, '._____________.' REACH FOR |.-- --.| THE SKY! |(o) (o)| (| |) | U | __ | .___. | YOU'RE MY /||| | | FAVORITE |||| : : DEPUTY! | |/) `.___.' \ / __) (__ \/\ /\ \ / /\ \ \ /\ \ ^ / /\ THERE'S A \ \ / | |0_/\_ \ SNAKE IN \ \/ /| | \ /\ \ MY BOOT! \ / | |0//\\ \ \ \/ | / \ | \ \ |/ .-. \| / / .-'|-( ~ )-| / / HI! \ |--`-'--|/ / MY NAME'S WOODY! \ | | / \| | |/ | | | | | | HOWDY PARDNER! | | | | | | | | | |___|___| YEEEHAH COWBOY! `|---|---|' *| | |* |_._|_._| /' /|\ '\ SOMEONE POISONED jgs / /^ ^\ \ THE WATERHOLE! /__.' `.__\ @@ Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story) @@ 11/96 _._ _._ |||| |||| ||||_ ___ _|||| | || .-'___`-. || | \ / .' .'_ _'. '. \ / /~~| | (| b d |) | |~~\ /' | | | ' | | | `\ , /__.-: ,| | `-' | |, :-.__\ , |'-------( \-''""/.| /\___/\ |.\""''-/ )------'| | \_.-'\ / '-._____.-' \ /'-._/ | |.---------\ /'._| _ .---. === |_.'\ /--------.| ' \ / | |\_\ _ \=v=/ _ | | \ / ' `. | | \_\_\ ~~~ (_) | | .' `'"'|`'--.__.^.__.--'`|'"'` \ / `,..---'"'---..,' :--..___..--: TO INFINITY... \ / |`. .'| AND BEYOND! | :___: | | | | | | | | | |.-.| |.-.| |`-'| |`-'| | | | | / | | \ |_____| |_____| ':---:-'-:---:' / | | \ jgs /.---.| |.---.\ `.____; :____.' @@ Mr. Potato-Head (Toy Story) @@ 11/96 .-"'"-. | | (`-._____.-') .. `-._____.-' .. .', :./'.== ==.`\.: ,`. : ( : ___ ___ : ) ; '._.: |0| |0| :._.' / `-'_`-' \ _.| / \ |._ .'.-| ( ) |-.`. //' | .-"`"`-'"`"-. | `\\ || | `~":-...-:"~` | || || \. `---' ./ || || '-._ _.-' || / \ _/ `~:~` \_ / \ ||||\) .-' / \ `-. (/|||| \||| (`.___.')-(`.___.') |||/ '"' jgs `-----' `-----' '"' @@ Alien (Toy Story) @@ 11/96 () __/\__ |\ .-"` `"-. /| | \.'( ') (' ) (. )`./ | \_ _/ \ `~"'=::='"~` / , `-.__ __.-' , .---'\________( `""~~""` )________/'---. > ) / `""~~~~""` \ ( < '----`--..__/ -(-)- \__..--`----' |_____ __ _____| [_____[##]_____] I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN... | | FAREWELL MY FRIENDS... \ || / I GO ONTO A BETTER PLACE! jgs \ || / .-"~`--._||_.--'~"-. (_____,.--""--.,_____) -=[ Alien/ Toy Story ]=- 3/97 O _|_ ,_.-_' _ '_-._, \ (.)(.)(.) / _, `\_-===-_/` ,_ > |----"""""----| < `""`--/ _-@-\--`""` |===L_I===| \ / _\__|__/_ jgs `""""`""""` -=[ Mr. Mike- Toy Story ]=- 12/96 .--. | | ______________ || .-"______________"-. ." ." ". 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'. |' \ | () () | / jgs / '.`. .'.' \ /' / `\`"""`/` \ `\ (/ / `"""` \ \) ^` `^ -=[ Bo Peep ]=- 12/96 ____ //---\\ || || // ,// ` //' || .-"""-. || / .---. \ || | (///\\) | || \( '.' )/ || \ e / || .,_) (_,. (=\ (_) (_),/) ||\\//(`---`)\\// || \/ \ / \/ || __\=/__ ||.-'` .-"-. `'-. ||`"-'` `'-"``'. jgs /||) () (\ / || () () \ ;) || () () ; | || () () | | || () () (| |()|| () | | || () () | | (|| () () | '--||'---'---'---'---'---' .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. back to main Disney page .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. [Guidelines For Using this ASCII Art ][-=[ GO ]=-] to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/xmasmidi.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/xmasmidi.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Christmas Midi Files .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. The Classical MIDI Connection: http://midiworld.com/cmc/xmas.html Santa's Christmas Music The First Noel http://www.primenet.com/~kringle/ It Came Upon A Midnight Clear Do You Hear What I Hear? Frosty the Snowman Tannebaum (DW Barnes) Jolly Old Sant Nicholas 12 Days of Christmas Away In The Manger Let There Be Peace On Earth Silent Night Greensleeves Rudolph the RedNose Reindeer Nutcracker March (RJ Stratton, Jr) Angels We Have Heard on High Sugar Plum Fairies (RJ Stratton, Jr) Wassail Song (Curtis Clark) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Drummer Boy (Nicholas Moenssens) Adeste Fidelis (William Hannah) Christmas Midi Files O Holy Night (William Hannah) http://www.geocities.com/ Carol of the Bells (William Hannah) Heartland/Acres/4757/ Silver Bells (Paul Weaver) Winter Wonderland (Paul Weaver) March of the Toys Rocking Christmas (Marty Weimer) White Christmas Look A Lot Like Christmas Grinches Christmas So This is Christmas (Ronnie Cremer) We Need A Little Christmas Joy To the World Christmas Song Thank you for the use of these wonderful midi creations! :) To other midi files used at this site to main pageSearch this site .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/indexnew.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/indexnew.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ~ Welcome to ~ ~ ~ joan stark's ASCII Art Gallery ~ ~ - NEW ASCII ART - UNSORTED - .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. What makes this page different from some other ASCII art sites? The main difference is that nearly all the pictures you will find at this site were created by one person. .-*-._.-*-.(...spunk...jgs...joan stark...) .-*-._.-*-. No software conversions nor special programs used-- just notepad, keyboard, & monitor... .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. most recent three updates: APR-JUNE'01 JAN-MAR'01 NOV-DEC'00 ASCII ART ASCII ART ASCII ART by jgs by jgs by jgs (185K) (150K) (248K) previous updates: SEPT-OCT'00 MAY '98 APR-AUG'00 APR '98 SEP'99-MAR'00 MAR '98 .--. .--. JULY-AUG '99 FEB '98 ._' |/ :.-, JUNE '99 JAN '98 | `'.-;-.;` .' MAY '99 DEC '97 _:._/.'.'.'\.`-. APR '99 NOV '97 / \.'.'.'/ / MAR '99 OCT '97 '-._.;`'-'-';---' , /> FEB '99 SEP '97-AUG '97 jgs / /| \'-. \\/( JAN '99 JUL '97 `--' `-.-' `\|_.-' DEC '98 JUN '97 -#1 `\ NOV '98 JUN '97 -#2 '. OCT '98-SEP '98 MAY '97 -#1 AUG '98 MAY '97 -#2 JUL '98 APR '97 JUN '98 MAR '97 .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. CAN'T FIND WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR? TRY THIS: . . . Search [ ]seek(*).( )The web . . . _butterfly _(_)_ wWWWw _ @@@@ (_)@(_) vVVVv _ @@@@ (___) _(_)_ @@()@@ wWWWw (_)\ (___) _(_)_ @@()@@ Y (_)@(_) @@@@ (___) `|/ Y (_)@(_) @@@@ \|/ (_)\ / Y \| \|/ /(_) \| |/ | \ | \ |/ | /\ | / \|/ |/ \| \|/ jgs|/// \\|/// \\\\|//\\|///\|/// \\\|// \\|// \\\|/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ TO MAIN PAGE ASCII artwork copyrighted ©1996-01 Joan G. Stark All Rights Reserved ~ leave initials intact on all ASCII art images ~ please read the guidelines for using this ASCII art .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/jgs/data/mythical2.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/mythical2.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. {} , A {} / \, | , .--. | =|= > /.--.\ \ /` | ` |====| ` | |`::`| | .-;`\..../`;_.-^-._ Mythical & Medieval: /\\/ / |...::..|` : `| page 2 |:'\ | /'''::''| .:. | \ /\;-,/\ :: |..ASCII..| Dragons |\ <` > >._::_.| ':ART:' | & | `""` / ^^ | ':' | Knights | | \ : / | | \ : / | |___/\___|`-.:.-` | \_ || _/ ` | <_ >< _> | | || | | | || | | _\.:||:./_ | jgs /____/\____\ .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028044015oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/puff.mid)Midi Controls fairies/sprites/pixies akeru (Mythos Page) (Mythos-2 Page) pooka/demon horse dragons (Mythos Page) dragon hatching... wyvern (Mythos Page) dragon w/knight wizards (Mythical-1 Page) knight in armor mage (Mythical-1 Page) knights! crystal balls (Mythical-1 Page) small knights princess (Mythical-1 Page) knight w/princess & tower king/queen (Mythical-1 Page) large knight Grim Reaper (Mythos Page) pegasus (Mythos Page) swords (Mythical-1 Page) hippocampus (Mythos Page) Excalibur (Mythical-1 Page) gryphons (Mythos Page) sword & shield (Mythical-1 Page) gargoyles (Mythos Page) battle axe/shield/sword sphinx (Mythos Page) (Mythical-1 Page) harpy (Mythos Page) shield (Mythical-1 Page) hobgoblin (Mythos Page) crowns (Mythical-1 Page) imp (Mythos Page) mermaids (Mythos-2 Page) cockatrice/basilisk King Neptune (Mythos Page) (Mythos Page) Loch Nessie (Mythos Page) triton (Mythos Page) Medusa (Mythos Page) centaurs (Mythos Page) unicorns (Mythos Page) ganesha (Mythos Page) angels (Religion Page) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. to MYTHOS- page 1: creatures/beings to MYTHOS- page 2: faeries and mermaids to MYTHICAL/MEDIEVAL- page 1: wizards, swords, royalty, more to MYTHICAL/MEDIEVAL- page 2: dragons and knights .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ~ Fire-Breathing Dragon ~ 7/96 My first ASCII picture!! ___ .~))>> .~)>> .~))))>>> .~))>> ___ .~))>>)))>> .-~))>> .~)))))>> .-~))>>)> .~)))>>))))>> .-~)>>)> ) .~))>>))))>> .-~)))))>>)> ( )@@*) //)>)))))) .-~))))>>)> ).@(@@ //))>>))) .-~))>>)))))>>)> (( @.@). //))))) .-~)>>)))))>>)> )) )@@*.@@ ) //)>))) //))))))>>))))>>)> (( ((@@@.@@ |/))))) //)))))>>)))>>)> )) @@*. )@@ ) (\_(\-\b |))>)) //)))>>)))))))>>)> (( @@@(.@(@ . _/`-` ~|b |>))) //)>>)))))))>>)> )* @@@ )@* (@) (@) /\b|))) //))))))>>))))>> (( @. )@( @ . _/ / \b)) //))>>)))))>>>_._ )@@ (@@*)@@. 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( (( | === \ `.|__. ; ^: `.' ) : ==== \ ^ ^ `. | ; `; `../__ .-'\==== \ . ^ `.|___. ;^ `; \ .-' : === \.-' ^ `. | ; ^ `; ) .-' ^ \==== .-' ^ `.|___. ; ; ( .-' ^ :=.-' ^ `. | ; ; .' ^ .-' ^ ^ ;_/__. ; ^ ; : ^ ^ .-' ^ ^ ; ; | ; ; : ^ .-' ^ ^ ^ _.-' ^ ;_/ ; ^ ; : ^ .' _.-" ^ ; \. ; ^ ; `. ^ : ^ ^ ^__.--" ;_/ ; ; `.^ : __.--"\ ^ ^ ; \ ; ^ ; `-.: ^___.---"\ === \ ^ ;_/' ^ ; ``.^ `. `\=== \ ^ ^ ^ ; `. ^ `. `-. ==\ ^ ; _`-._ `. `\= \ ^ ^ ; __..--'' _`-._^ `. `-.`\ ^ ^ ; (-(-(-(-(--'' jgs `-._ ^ `. `\`\ ^ .' __..---'' `._ `-. ^ ^ ^ .' __..---'' ___....---'`-`) `---...____..---' (-(-(-(-(---'' ' -=[ dragon ]=- 2/97 _ _ _ //` `\ _,-"\% // /``\`\ ~^~ >__^ |% // / } `\`\ ) )%// / } } }`\`\ / (%/'/.\_/\_/\_/\`/ ( ' `-._` \ , ( \ _`-.__.-;%> /_`\ \ `\ \." `-..-'` ``` /_/`"-=-'`/_/ jgs ``` ``` -=[ flying dragon ]=- 2/97 .==. .==. //`^\\ //^`\\ // ^ ^\(\__/)/^ ^^\\ //^ ^^ ^/6 6\ ^^ ^^\\ //^ ^^ ^ ( .. ) ^ ^^^ \\ // ^^ ^/\//v""v\\/\^ ^ ^\\ // ^^/\/ / `~~` \ \/\^ ^\\ \\^ / / , , \ \^ // \\/ ( ( ) ) \// ^ jgs \ \.__./ / ^ (((` '))) -=[ dragon ]=- 9/97 .==. .==. //`^\\ //^`\\ // ^ ^\(\__/)/^ ^^\\ //^ ^^ ^/6 6\ ^^ ^ \\ //^ ^^ ^/( .. )\^ ^ ^ \\ // ^^ ^/\| v""v |/\^ ^ ^\\ // ^^/\/ / `~~` \ \/\^ ^\\ \\^ / _/ /IIII\ \_ \^ // \\/ /( (IIIIII) )\ \// ^ / \ \IIII/ / \ ^ jgs \ ((((`""`)))) / .--' /\_______/\ `--. ((((--' '--)))) -=[ dragon ]=- 9/97 , _, #\`-"-'/ #/ o (o #/ \__ '._ ,_#_# #/ /=/`-. _") '-.`\# #/ /=(_.. `-`. \ `\# #/ -.'`_\\\`_\\\ ; \# #/ '.__.'=\_.' | '-#; _|====\_ ; ' /` `\==| \ \ . \=| / '-.._ // /__ `)-. `----._\ jgs <_________\_\_\ -=[ dragon- possible griffin? ]=- 2/97 \(______ ______)/ /`.----.\ /.----.`\ } / :} {: \ { / { } { } \ } } ) } { ( { { / { /|\}!{/|\ } \ } } ( (."^".) ) { { / { (d\ /b) } \ } } |\~ ~/| { { / / | ) ( | \ \ { { _)(, ,)(_ } } } } // `";"` \\ { { / / // ( \\ \ \ { { {( -=) )} } } \ \ /) -=(=- (\ / / `\\ /'/ /-=|\-\ \`\ //' `\{ | ( -===- ) | }/' ` _\ \-===-/ /_ ' jgs (_(_(_)'-=-'(_)_)_) `"`"`" "`"`"` -=[ baby dragon ]=- 2/97 _.===._ ,"^^^^", /_\^^^/_\ / ^ ,^ \ , (0\ ^ /0)\ / ^ / ^ \ /\ \ / ^^ ^ \ ^ \ ",." / ) ( ^ ^ ^ \ \ ,' (o_o)^ \ ^ ,) /`^^` ^V^\ ^ \ \_,-"(((( jgs / /`""/ / (((` '((( -=[ small dragon ]=- 6/97 _(, {\V/} ,)_ /\ | " | /\ //\\(o o)//\\ ||::/ ^ \::|| |||(( ))||| |' \" "/ '| )I( jgs ""`"" -=[ dragon in egg ]=- _(, {\V/} ,)_ /\ | " | /\ //\\(o o)//\\ ||::/ ^ \::|| : \_/\_/`Y-': /^| \ / \.--\ / |\ `" .-.`. / .' /\ `~ jgs` `~~~` .-.`" /'. `'` `` -=[ dragons ]=- 6/97 (______ <\-/> ______) /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ /_ \(o_o)/ _\ /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ \/ | / \ | \/ /((( )))\ jgs __\ \___/ /__ (((---' '---))) ____ __ { --.\ | .)%%%)%% '-._\\ | (\___ %)%%(%%(%%% `\\|{/ ^ _)-%(%%%%)%%;%%% .'^^^^^^^ /` %%)%%%%)%%%' jgs //\ ) , / '%%%%(%%' , _.'/ `\<-- \< `^^^` ^^ ^^ -=[ dragon ]=- 11/97 _ _ _(9(9)__ __/^\/^\__ /o o \/_ __\_\_/\_/_/_ \___, \/_ _\.' './_ _/\_ `---`\ \/_ _\/ \/_ _|.'_/ \ \/_\/ / \/_ |/ / \ `-' | ';_:' / /| \ \ .' /_/ |,___.-`', /`'---` jgs /___/` /____/ -=[ dragon ]=- 7/99 _ (` '. _.--. / a '-. '-> \ __/ __.' <_ |.' /`-._)`- >--' \ .--;' |--. ,- _\.' | \_ // /-' \ / `\__/ | | .' /_._ | \ '-' _/ --. \ '-. '.___.-' \____/jgs\___/ -=[ small dragon hatching ]=- 6/97 .-"-. .' '. / \ : ; | | : : \ / `. .' jgs `~~~` .-"-. .' '. / \ : ; | | : `Y : \ \ / `. .' jgs `~~~` .-"-. .' '. / \ : \/ ; | __ / | : `Y : \ \ / `. .' jgs `~~~` .-"-. .' '. / _\_ \ : \/ ; | \__ / | : / `Y : \ .--\ / `. .' jgs `~~~` .-"-. .' \/ '. /\/ _\_ \ : _\ \/ ; | \__ / | : _/ `Y-- : \ / .--\ / `. / .' jgs `~~~` .-"-. .' `\/_'. /\/ \_\_ \ : _\ / \/_; |/ \__/ / | : \_/ `Y--': \ / \.--\ / `. / .' jgs `~~~` .-"-. .' `\/_'. /\/ \_\_ \ : _\ / \// |/ \__/ / \ : \_/ `Y--': \ / \.--\ / `. / .' /\ jgs `~~~` .-.`" `'` .-"-. .' `\/_'. /\/ \_\/\_\ : _\(o o)\/ |/ \_^/\_/\ : \_/ `Y--': \ / \.--\ / |\ `. / .' /\ `~ jgs `~~~` .-.`" `'` .-"-. .' `\/_'. /\/{\_\/\/\ ` | " | /\ //:\(o o)//\\ |/ \_^/\_/\| : \_/ `Y--': /^| \ / \.--\ / |\ `" .-.`. / .' /\ `~ jgs` `~~~` .-.`" `'` .-"-. .' `\/_'. /\/{\_\/\/\ `\ | " | /\ //:\(o o)//\\ |/ \_^/\_/\| : \_/ `Y--': /^| \ / \.--\ / |\ `" .-.`. / .' /\ `~ jgs` `~~~` .-.`" `'` _(, {\V/} ,)_ /\ | " | /\ \/\-'^^\/\/ //\\(o o)//\\ '. .' ||\/\_^/\_/\| '-.-' : \_/ `Y--': /^| \ / \.--\ / |\ `" .-.`. / .' /\ `~ jgs` `~~~` .-.`" `'` _(, {\V/} ,)_ /\ | " | /\ //\\(o o)//\\ \/\-'^^\/\/ ||\/\_^/\_/\| '. .' : \_/ `Y--': '-.-' /^| \ / \.--\ / |\ `" .-.`. / .' /\ `~ jgs` `~~~` .-.`" `'` _(, {\V/} ,)_ /\ | " | /\ //\\(o o)//\\ \/\-'^^\/\/ ||::/ ^ \::|| '. .' : \_/\_/`Y-': '-.-' /^| \ / \.--\ / |\ `" .-.`. / .' /\ `~ jgs` `~~~` .-.`" /'. `'` `` _(, {\V/} ,)_ /\ | " | /\ //\\(o o)//\\ \/\-'^^\/\/ ||::/ ^ \::|| '. .' : \_/\ /`Y-': '-.-' /^| \ / \" /--\ / |\ `" .-`. \< .' /\ `~ jgs` `~~`"~`.-.`" /'. `'` `` _(, {\V/} ,)_ /\ | " | /\ //\\(o o)//\\ \/\-'^^\/\/ ||::/ ^ \::|| '. .' : \_/\( ))/`Y-': '-.-' /^|\ / \\" "//--\ / |\ `" .`. \)I(< .'/\ `~ jgs``~~"`"" ~`-.`" /'. `'` `` _(, {\V/} ,)_ /\ | " | /\ //\\(o o)//\\ \/\-'^^\/\/ ||::/ ^ \::|| '. .' : \_/\|(( ))||/`Y-''-.-' /^|\ / \ \" "/ /--\ /|\ `" .`. \ )I( < .'/\ `~ jgs``~~ ""`"" ~`-.`" /'. `'` `` _(, {\V/} ,)_ /\ | " | /\ //\\(o o)//\\ \/\-'^^\/\/ ||::/ ^ \::|| '. .' : \_|||(( ))|||`Y-''-.-' /^|\ /|' \" "/ '|-\ /|\ `" .`. )I( .'/\ `~ jgs``~ ""`"" `-.`" /'. `'` `` _(, {\V/} ,)_ /\ | " | /\ //\\(o o)//\\ ||::/ ^ \::|| |||(( ))||| |' \" "/ '| )I( jgs ""`"" -=[ dragons w/swords ]=- 5/97 ,a_a {/ ''\_ {\ ,_oo) {/ (_^_@\_________________ .=. {/ \___)))*)---------------"` (.=.`\ {/ /=; @/ \ `\{/( \/\ \ `. `\ ) ) jgs \ // /_/_ '==''---)))) /| // .==. .==. // //`^\\ //^`\\ // // ^ ^\(\__/)/^ ^^\// //^ ^^ ^/6 6\ ^^ ^//\ //^ ^^ ^/( .. )\^ _// \\ // ^^ ^/\| v""v |/@@@) ^\\ // ^^/\/ / `~~` @"/\^ ^\\ \\^ / _/ /IIII. \_/ \^ // \\/ /( (IIIIII/ \ \// ^ / \ \IIII' \ ^ jgs \ ((((`II' / .--' /\_____/\ `--. ((((--' '--)))) .==. .==. /| //`^\\ //^`\\// //^^^ ^(\__/) ^^ ^// //^ ^ ^^(6 6) ^ //\\ //^^ ^/\ |v""v| __//^ \\ diddled by Llizard // ^/\/ _/ `~~` |@"/\^ ^\\ \\^ / // /IIIII\_/ \^ // \\/ \(((`II" / \// ^ .--' /\___/\ `--. ^ jgs (((--' '--))) _(.==. .==.)_ //`^\\(\_._/)//^`\\ //^ ^ ^( 6 6 )^ ^ ^\\ //^ ^ ^/\( " )/\^ ^ ^\\ diddled by Llizard // ^ /\/_/ v"v \_\/\^ \\ \\^ / // /===\ \\ \ ^// \\/ \(((===)))/ \// ^ .-' /\__/\ `-. ^ jgs (((-' '-))) -=[ little dragon ]=- 5/97 , (\\__ C/` `\ C| /\ \ {\ ,_oo) (* \ / \ / > ) {/ (_^_@\_________________ "` >::::\ / / .=. {/ \___)))*)---------------"` /:::' |/_) (.=.`\ {/ /=; @/ / /| | \ `\{/( \/\ ( / ( / \ `. `\ ) ) / / \ \ jgs \ // /_/_ _/ / \ \ '==''---)))) /___| /___| |\ // \\ _!_ \\ /___\ \\ [+++] \\ _ _\^^^/_ _ ,a_a \\/ ( '-' ( ) {/ ''\_ /( \/ | {&} /\ \ {\ ,_oo) \ / \ / _> ) {/ (_^_@\_________________ "` >:::;-'`""'-. .=. {/ \___)))*)---------------"` /:::/ \ (.=.`\ {/ /=; @/ / /|| {&} | \ `\{/( \/\ ( / (\ / \ `. `\ ) ) / / \'-.___.-' jgs \ // /_/_ _/ / \ \ '==''---)))) /___| /___| for more dragons, see: Dragon ASCII Art- Alt.fan.dragons web site http://www.dragonfire.org/ -=[ knight ]=- 5/97 |\ // \\ _!_ \\ /___\ \\ [+++] \\ _ _\^^^/_ _ \\/ ( '-' ( ) /( \/ | {&} /\ \ \ / \ / _> ) "` >:::;-'`""'-. /:::/ \ / /|| {&} | ( / (\ / / / \'-.___.-' jgs _/ / \ \ /___| /___| -=[ knight ]=- 7/97 {} .--. /.--.\ |====| |`::`| .-;`\..../`;-. / |...::...| \ | /'''::'''\ | ;--'\ :: /\--; <__>,>._::_.<,<__> | |/ ^^ \| | \::/| |\::/ |||\| |/||| ''' |___/\___| ''' \_ || _/ <_ >< _> | || | | || | _\.:||:./_ jgs /____/\____\ -=[ knight and battle axe ]=- 7/997 , A {} / \, | , .--. | =|= > /.--.\ \ /` | ` |====| ` | |`::`| | .-;`\..../`;-. /\\/ / |...::...| \ |:'\ | /'''::'''\ | \ /\;-,/\ :: /\--; |\ <` > >._::_.<,<__> | `""` / ^^ \| | | | |\::/ | | |/||| | |___/\___| ''' | \_ || _/ | <_ >< _> | | || | | | || | | _\.:||:./_ | jgs /____/\____\ -=[ knight and shield ]=- 7/97 {} .--. /.--.\ |====| |`::`| .-;`\..../`;_.-^-._ / |...::..|` : `| | /'''::''| .:. | ;--'\ :: |..:::::..| <__> >._::_.| ':::::' | | |/ ^^ | ':' | \::/| \ : / |||\| \ : / ''' |___/\___|`-.:.-` \_ || _/ ` <_ >< _> | || | | || | _\.:||:./_ jgs /____/\____\ -=[ knight with sword ]=- 7/97 /\ || || || || {} || .--. || /.--.\ || |====| || |`::`| _||_ .-;`\..../`;-. /\\ / |...::...| \ |:'\ | /'''::'''\ | \ /\;-,/\ :: /\--; \ <` > >._::_.<,<__> `""` / ^^ \| | | |\::/ | |/||| |___/\___| ''' \_ || _/ <_ >< _> | || | | || | _\.:||:./_ jgs /____/\____\ -=[ knight with battle axe and shield ]]=- 7/97 , A {} / \, | , .--. | =|= > /.--.\ \ /` | ` |====| ` | |`::`| | .-;`\..../`;_.-^-._ /\\/ / |...::..|` : `| |:'\ | /'''::''| .:. | \ /\;-,/\ :: |..:::::..| |\ <` > >._::_.| ':::::' | | `""` / ^^ | ':' | | | \ : / | | \ : / | |___/\___|`-.:.-` | \_ || _/ ` | <_ >< _> | | || | | | || | | _\.:||:./_ | jgs /____/\____\ -=[ knight with sword and shield ]=-&nbbsp; 7/97 /\ || || || || {} || .--. || /.--.\ || |====| || |`::`| _||_ .-;`\..../`;_.-^-._ /\\ / |...::..|` : `| |:'\ | /'''::''| .:. | \ /\;-,/\ :: |..:::::..| \ <` > >._::_.| ':::::' | `""` / ^^ | ':' | | \ : / | \ : / |___/\___|`-.:.-` \_ || _/ ` <_ >< _> | || | | || | _\.:||:./_ jgs /____/\____\ {} .--. /.--.\ |====| |`::`| .-;`\..../`;_.-^-._ /\\ / |...::..|` : `| |:'\ | /'''::''| .:. | @|\ /\;-,/\ :: |..:::::..| `||\ <` > >._::_.| ':::::' | || `""` / ^^ | ':' | || | \ : / || | \ : / || |___/\___|`-.:.-` || \_ || _/ ` || <_ >< _> || | || | || | || | || _\.:||:./_ \/ jgs /____/\____\ -=[ knight ]=- 7/97 ! .-. __|=|__ (_/`-`\_) //\___/\\ <>/ \<> \|_._|/ <_I_> ||| jgs /_|_\ -=[ small knight on horseback ]=- 10/98 based on Andreas Freise's pic... | ! +_ _G//\| {_}` (__ ~(_,-'> ` / > > | > \ + > __G//*=. > (af)(/.\| > \/>' (_--. > _=/ b ,^\ > ~~ \)-' ' > / | > ' ' -=[ princess in tower ]=- 7/97 _ _ _ _ [_]___[_]__[_]___[_] [__#__][__I_]__I__#] [_I_#_I__#[__]__#__] [_]_#_]__I_#_] [I_|/ _W_ \|#] [#_||{(")}||_] [_I||{/~\}||_] [__]|/\_/\||#] [_I__I#___]__] [__I_#_I___#_] [#__I____]__I] .-. [__I_#__I__[_] __|=|__ [_#_[__#_]__#] (_/`-`\_) [__#_I__[#_I_] //\___/\\ [_I__]__#_I__] <>/ \<> [#__I__#_]__I] \|_._|/ [_I#__I___I_#] .:. <_I_> [#__I__]_#___] -=o=- ||| [_I__I#__]___] ':' jgs /_|_\ \\[__]#___][__#]//, \|/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ Rapunzel and her prince ]=- 2/98 _ _ _ [_' '_] |_=_| |=_ | ||o|| |'-)| |= (| |- )| | _(| |= )| ,~ ,_ | -(| \O /_.`---. | )| |\ (,-( )`~ -------|=-(|---<\_---//-->>------- jgs -' '- ` see castles -=[ knight ]=- 7/97 {} {{}} {{}} {} .-''-. / __ \ /.-' '-.\ \::. .::/ \' '/ __ ___) (___ __ .' \\ // `. / | '-.__.-' | \ | | '::::' | | | / '::' \ | |_.-;\ __ /;-._| \.'^`\\ \/ //`^'./ / _.-._ _||_ _.-._ \ `\___\ '-..-' /___/` /'---. `\.---'\ || |`\\\| || || | || | || |;.__.' || '.__.;| | || | {{{{{{{{||}}}}}}}} | || | |.-==-.||.-==-.| <. .||. .> \'=='/||\'=='/ | / || \ | | | || | | | | || | | /^^\| || |/^^\ / .' || '. \ jgs / / || \ \ (__.' \/ '.__) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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File: mirrors/jgs/data/valentin.txt www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/valentin.htm .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. __, ,___) __, ,_) ,_) ______) (--|__| _, _ _ (--| /_ | _ ,_-|-',_ _', (--| \ _, _| |(_||_)|_)(_| _|/(_||(/_| || || |(//_) _|__/(_|(_| ( | | ,_| ( |_, |_, ( ,_| _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ '. .' \ / '. .' \ / '. .' \ / '. .' \ / \/ '. .' \/ '. .' \/ '. .' \/ '. .' jgs \/ \/ \/ \/ ******************************************* .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. embed(/web/20091028023220oe_/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/funnyval.mid)Midi Controls Man in Love Hearts Love Birds I More Hearts Love Birds II Bleeding Heart Love Birds III Broken Heart Cupid Valentine Heart Roses Hearts w/Arrows Large Rose in Heart Hearts w/Roses More Flowers (link) Line of hearts "Be My Valentine" Wedding page (link) Heart Person Teddy Bears/Cuddly (link) Hershey Kisses Want to propose marriage? Send your special someone this page: "The Question" .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. How many ways can you say "I LOVE YOU" ? http://www.scriba.org/~gard/love/love.you.html .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -=[ man in love ]=- 4/00 _.-"""""'. .;__ `\ / `\ | ;a/ a `'. _ | ,_ |/_ _) / {(}`\ \,___. \.' '--''-.( \_ _ / .-\_ _."-.... ;_ _/ '--. \ ."\ _/\ , | / \_.' /'./ ; \__.' '-./ ' / __/ `\ / .' ``""--..__\___/ / | | , | \ ';_ / \ \`'-...-' \ \ | __ \ \ /-----; '. .--\_.-"\ | \ jgs / |._______|\ \ \_____,__/ '.__| _.-"""""'. .;__ `\ / `\ | ;a/ a `'. _ | ,_ |/_ _) / .-.-. {(}`\ \.___, \.' | | '--''-.( \_ _ / \ / .-\_ _."-.... ;_ ` .-.-. _/ '--. \ | | ."\ _/\ , | \ / / \_.' /'./ ; ` \__.' '-./ ' / __/ `\ / .' ``""--..__\___/ / | | , | \ ';_ / \ \`'-...-' \ \ | __ \ \ /-----; '. .--\_.-"\ | \ jgs / |._______|\ \ \_____,__/ '.__| -=[ Love Birds I ]=- 10/96 .-""""-. .-""""-. ./ \/ \. | _ _ | \ \. _(9><6)_ ,/ / `\ \==_) (_==/ /' `\ -'= ='- /' `\ /' jgs `\ /' `\ /' `\/' -=[ Love Birds II ]=- 1/97 _ _ ( \/ ) .---. \ / .-"-. / 6_6 \/ / 4 4 \ \_ (__\ \_ v _/ // \\ // \\ (( )) (( )) =======""===""========""===""======= jgs ||| ||| | | -=[ lovebirds III- flamingos ]=- 3/97 (\/) \/ (\/) .-. .-. \/ ((`-)(-`)) \\ // (\/) \\ // \/ .="""=._))((_.="""=. / ., .' '. ,. \ /__(,_.-' '-._,)__\ ` /| |\ ` /_|__ __|_\ | `)) ((` | | | jgs -"== =="- -=[ Cupid ]=- 4/97 ,@@@@@@, ,@@@@@""@@, ( _ _ , @@@@@ 6.6\@ :\ ( \/ ) {{^\@@@C _-_)@ : \ \ / {{:\\@@@) (@@' : \ \/ (\/) {{::\\ / \---.:.__\_ \/ \`::\( , \---:---._) `"`"; \ \|_.-;====I======{> | \ _.-': / (\/) | `"/ : / \/ // \/ : / \\_ \ :/ \ \ | ( ) ) ) / / / jgs / / /_ (_(____) -=[ roses ]=- 1/97 __ _ / /| |\\ \/_/ \_\| / __ \/_/__\ .-=='/~\ ____,__/__,_____,______)/ /{~}}} -,------,----,-----,---,\'-' {{~}} jgs '-==.\}/ __ _ / /| |\\ \/_/ \_\| / __ \/_/__\ .--=='/~\ ____,__/__,_____,______)/ /{~}}} -,------,----,-----,---,\'--' {{~}} jgs '--==.\}/ __ _ / | | \ \/_/ \_\| / __ \/_/__\ .--='/~\ ____,__/__,_____,______)/ /{~}}} -,-----,--\--,-----,---,\'-' {{~}} jgs __/\_ '--=.\}/ /_/ |\\ \/ -=[ rose ]=- 5/97 .-=.-~, /{,_;--'}, | .=~`|//| | / ; \ | __, || | | | .' \/\ |\| | | |\ / \ /_| \ | | /|'/ / | \ /_ | ,_ `\ \/|/ / /` \ /__/ /\/`'. `\ `./.'/\ /.--' |_\ / \ '. /|\/| // | _\ / | | | \ \/// .""'-. \__\ / .'/| | `)`/__//_/_/_\ '--.\ /\/_| |} /.---. \ \ \ / \\ |\/_/| | //` `'...-' .-""'. \\\/ /{| |// /_\_\_\\__\`(` | / \ / / / .---.\ | | '-..,'` `\\ | |} jgs \\| | \ | | | {| | | | | | | |} | | |/ -=[ rose & heart ]=- 5/97 ...:::::::... ...:::::::... .:::::::::::::::::. .::::::::::::::::::. .::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::. .:::::::::::::::::::'.-=.-~, ':::::::::::::::::::. .:::::::::::::::::::' /{,_;--'},'::::::::::::::::::::. .:::::::::::::::::::: | .=~`|//| :::::::::::::::::::::. .::::::::::::::::::::: | / ; \ | :::' __, '::::::::::::. .:::::::::::::::::::::' || | | | :' .' \/\ ::::::::::::. .:::::::::::::::::::::: |\| | | |\ / \ /_| :::::::::::::. ::::::::::::::::::::::. \ | | /|'/ / | \ /_ | :::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::' ,_ '::: `\ \/|/ / /`.: \ /__/ ::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::: /\/`'. 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'88888888888' '#&&&&&o.o&&&&&& '8888888' &&&&&&&&&&&&&&& '88888' '&&&&&&&&&&&&&' '8' '&&&&&&&&&&&' H A P P Y '&&&&&&&' v a l e n t i n e'&&&&&' D A Y '&' _ _ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ _ _ /` \/ `\ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ /'. .'\ /` \/ `\ \ /'. .' \/ '. .'\ / _ ;. .' \/ \/ '. .; _ /` \/ `\/ \/` \/ `\ \ / \ / '. .; _ _ ;. .' \/` \/ `\ _ _ _ _ /` \/ `\/ \ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ / '. .'\ /` \/ `\ /'. .' \/ '. .'\ /'. .' \/ jgs \/ '. .' \/ \/ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ \ / _ _ /` \/ `\'. .'/` \/ `\ \ / \/ \ / _ _ '. .' _ _ '. .' _ _ /` \/ `\ \/ /` \/ `\ \/ /` \/ `\ \ / \ / \ / '. .' _ _ '. .' _ _ '. .' \/ /` \/` \ \/ /` \/ `\ \/ \ / _ _ \ / '. .'/` \/ `\'. .' \/ \ / \/ '. .' jgs \/ _ _ _ _ /` \/ `\ _ _ /` \/ `\ \ / /` \/ `\ \ / _ _ '. .' \ / '. .' _ _ /` \/ `\ \/ '. .' \/ /` \/ `\ \ / \/ \ / '. .' 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File: mirrors/ptomblin/planes.txt ****** The ORIGINAL Ascii Airplane Collection ****** Current Version: 20 Dec 98 This collection was begun by me, Paul Tomblin, around 1989, when I was uunet!geovision!pt or pt@geovision.gvc.com (I'm now ptomblin@xcski.com). Since that time, it's been posted by me several times, and other people have stolen my collection, added a few planes and called it their own. Dan Grunloh (grunloh@uiuc.edu) rearranged it a bit, added lots of planes, but kept crediting me. I like that. He and I now cooperate on the collection. If you have airplanes not included, or if you are the original author of one of these designs, please let us know. Sorry about errors and ommissions, we do the best we can. Send your ascii airplanes to ptomblin@xcski.com or grunloh@uiuc.edu Warning! PLEASE do not include ascii art, or indeed anything else, over 4 lines long in your signature files in Usenet newsgroups. What may be OK in private email, is in very poor taste and an abomination when you are asking thousands of systems to transmit it. It _WILL_ cause you to burn in hell! Trust us! This collection is posted semi-regularly to some of the aviation and ascii art newsgroups. The official home is here at http://navaid.com/~ptomblin/planes.txt Older versions are available on the net at: http://www.staff.uiuc.edu/~grunloh/ascii.pln (contact: grunloh@uiuc.edu) http://www.landings.com/ (contact: gei@head-cfa.harvard.edu) Attributions: "by" = the author of the design "from" = someone sent it to us name only = a captured signature or taken from another collection hash marks (#) = new since last version --2-&-3----------- TWO AND THREE LINE AIRPLANES --------------------- F-4 Phantom by . Curtis Olson (curt@sledge.mn.org) \__[0]__/ F15 from: | | Christopher Wachter ___________|_(O)_|___________ WachterCM97%CS19@cadetmail.usafa.af.mil xxx |_|(.)|_| xxx F-18 Hornet from Joseph Hillenburg \ / jph@gnu.ai.mit.edu +----o0o----+ F-18 Hornet \ / Kenneth E. Bailey x________\(O)/________x gst_bailey@emuvax.emich.edu o o O(.)O o o YF-22 \ / Jeff R. Sents _____-/\-_____ ge03429@loads1.lasc.lockheed.com \\// YF-2[23] \ / Jason Nyberg ____\___/O\___/____ nyberg@ctron.com \_\\_//_/ JAS-39 Gripen | Isaac Kuo __ n __ isaackuo@math.berkeley.edu X------[O]------X twin engine fighter | | by Jim Knutson --=oOo=-- knutson@mcc.com Check Six! + A-10 |_0o0_| Brooke L. Jarrett III ------o=(@)=o------ bjarrett@netcom.com ++ * % * % * % * ++ Harrier _____|_____ Brad? /'++ ( O ) ++`\ exubrst@exu.ericsson.se ! V ! | Ben Giddings o_________(_)________o o^o X \_/ X o^o SR-71 Blackbird / \ Isaac Kuo ____-_____^_____-____ isaackuo@math.berkeley.edu `-' `-' `-' SR-71 Blackbird front / ^ \ David Williams ---(.)==<-.->==(.)--- SR-71 Blackbird rear / ^ \ David Williams ---(O)==<<->>==(O)--- F-117 Stealth fighter \ / by: Dan McKenney _\/\/_ dsm@iti-oh.com _____/_//\\_\_____ P-38 _|______|_ Kim R. Volz kim@amc.com ----(*)=()=(*)---- B-26? | Origin Unknown -===X==(0)==X===- ' " ' _|_ Joe Coppick ---(*)--- sxjjc@chinook.uacn.alaska.edu " ' " | Anders Pettersson ____O____ euaadp@eua.ericsson.se ______0{o}0______ |\ __ Wim Brinks ..==========- wibr@erhs50.ericsson.se ~~~ Calvin K. McDonald | calvin@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com \__________( )__________/ o' `o (Ceci n'est pas une) Piper __!__ by: Per Lindberg _____(_)_____ per@front.se ! ! ! Andrew Spencer _!_ spencer.wbst129@xerox.com ______(_)______ ! ! ! Stephen C. Hayne __!__ schayne@acs.ucalgary.ca _____(_)_____ Dan Grunloh __|__ grunloh@uiuc.edu -----(.)----- Joseph P. Wetstein __|__ jpw@coe.drexel.edu ---o-(_)-o--- Comet by Dave Goodman __|__ daveg@misty.sara.fl.us ------oo(_)oo------ __|__ DC-6 by Dave Goodman --@--@--(_)--@--@-- generic bomber __|__ by David Goodman --o--o--(_)--o--o-- Generic 4 engine Jet __|__ variation by Paul Tomblin --------(_)-------- ptomblin@xcski.com O O O O by Francis Jambon __|__ Francis.Jambon@imag.imag.fr *---o--(_)--o---* ! ! ! Donald Kwakkel _|_ kwakkel@cwi.nl -----(*)----- The Netherlands / \ from Darin Petersen __|__ Maverick@buhub.bradley.edu ________(*)________ o/ \o by Darin Petersen --------vvv------- maverick@camelot.bradley.edu --(*)-- o/d\o Maurice "Maury" Givens __|__ maury@tellabs.com ________(*)________ Mike Myshatyn \ . / myshatyn@fc.hp.com .______(*)______. (Bonanza) from Michael Mauldin __!__ mlm@FUZINE.MT.CS.CMU.EDU -----<*>----- o O o Ben Ransom ----------------- bwransom@ucdavis.edu {*} o o Chuck Price ------------- price@sun.com _\__(_)__/_ ./ \. By Greg Underwood ________|________ gregu@sco.com _|_____0_____|_ | | from: --|-- Stephen_Pennypacker@vos.stratus.com *~~~~~~~~~~~(BIL)~~~~~~~~~~~* 0 0 Sailplane by ___ Christian Riede ________|________ riede@ira.uka.de 0 --+-- by Kay R. Fisher | fisher@kay.enet.dec.com ---------------O--------------- NIMBUS II by Stephen Bell ----- S.Bell@ono.lincoln.ac.nz | Canterbury, New Zealand \---------------(*)---------------/ _______ | /--------------------------(_)--------------------------\ Glasflugel Kestrel 15 Sailplane (by George Najarian najay@psitech.com) K6? ______________________|______________________ Frank --( )-- fivey@crl.com 0 Sailplane ___ Stephen O'Gallagher | stephen@macqbl.com.au --------------(#)-------------- Float Plane from | Dana W. Tyler ---=o=--- DWT8413@vaxa.isc.rit.edu o/!\o 727 from KANNO HIDEO _ .--- kanno@tansei.cc.u-tokyo.ac.jp _________/ |__--'@/ (__PAN AM/__|__===-~ Rob Logan -----|----- rob@sun.soe.clarkson.edu *>=====[_]L) -'-`- Helicopter from -----|----- E Curtis *>=====[_]D ecurtis@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu -'-`- Sailplane Shamim Mohamed \ / shamim@math.isu.edu ------------()----------- PA-23-250 Piper Aztec __|__ Andrew Boyd aboyd@qnx.com ---X-(_)-X--- T33 __|__ Andrew Boyd aboyd@qnx.com o----(_)----o F-104 (taxiing and in flight) __ __ __ __ Andrew Boyd | | aboyd@qnx.com x---(_)---x x---(_)---x o/ \o C17? _|_ Greg Scarich /ooo\ gScarich@world.nad.Northrop.com \=====(*)=(*)=( .o. )=(*)=(*)=====/ Gulfstream GV _____ by Robert Montgomery | rmontgom@gulfaero.com \______0(.)0______/ Gotha 229A-01 Peter Denniston ------o^o------- Peter.Denniston@flightpath.nacjack.gen.nz CH-47D Chinook _____________________ Don Anderson /-________/ / donald.a@netcom.com (____________/_ LS6-a ---+--- Guenther Seemann | SEE@WZL-MTQ1.WZL.RWTH-AACHEN.DE -----------(.)----------- Dirk Rackley _|_ vortecs@teleport.COM ---{*}--- Fighter? | Thomas Schwarzenbacher -O- thomas@informatik.uni-bremen.de o---(_)---o Velocity N94KL | _ | Kirk Lindberg |--------(.)--------| kalindberg@mmm.com O o O Helicopter? ------+------ Ray Dauphinais ( )Xxxxxxxxx@ ray.dauphinais@nemspa.org *---- Cessna? '======|======' Root? \(+)/ root@rivendel.com o o SR-71 Blackbird / . \ Mike? _.'._.'"`._.`._ unar2@sfa.ope.ed.gov `-' `---' `-' DC9-32 ___.___ by Enrico Piazza | labtel@ingfi1.ing.unifi.it ________0(o)0________ Biplane ____|____ Unknown _\__8__/_ / \ Tomahawk Cruise Missile .||_____________ by Enrico Piazza |\\----\_------" piazza@labtele.die.unifi.it Sea King ____.____ % Alexander McClearn mccleaae@newton.ccs.tuns.ca c[@@]O=+/ " ` Helicopter -----|----- Scot Hillier *)=======( ') sa-hilli@pat.uwe.ac.uk _'_`_ # Mid wing tail dragger? __!__ # Mjo? -----o----- # " " # Fighter? \ / # Mjo? ---==( o )==--- # Fighter? \ / # BIGBIRD -----/\----- # \/ # Fighter? _|_ # by Enrico Piazza piazza@labtele.die.unifi.it x--=O0O=--x # CF-18 Hornet \ / # Michel Mailhot \_(o)_/ # mmailhot@cyberglobe.net +---====(](.)[)====---+ # Piper Archer? /-\ # by Jay Faubion ======{_+_}====== # JayFaubion@ibm.net O ' O # Ercoupe 415-C |-----| # by Percy G. Wood ________(*)________ # pwood@hevanet.com o| |o |o # F-4E | # J.J.Davis \___{0}___/ # Davisjj@jfacc.hurlburt.af.mil o ^ * ^ o # Robin DR400 __|__ # by Francis Jambon \___(o)___/ # Francis.Jambon@imag.fr ! ! ! # SR-71 Blackbird / _ \ # Brian Bowcutt /_ /_\ _\ # bowcutts@micron.net -=======(__)==(___)==(__)=======- # Biplane _______|_______ # J.Shaver _____O_____ # j.shaver@genie.com o/ \o # __!__ # J.Shaver j.shaver@genie.com ^----o-(_)-o----^ # Sea Plane __|__ # Blue Dragon/Laurent .". # ~~~~~~~~~ # Helicopter _____ # BluePard bluepard@buffnet.net ()-+ # | # Origin unknown ---o=V=o--- # Fouga Magister? \ . / # Origin unknown o______(*)______o --4-------------------- FOUR LINE AIRPLANES ------------------------ | from ----|---- skip@mitre.org x------(o)------x 0 0 0 ___ PA38 | Mark Ferraretto -----O----- mferrare@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au / | \ _ from: , _.o..__ / \ Stephen_Pennypacker@vos.stratus.com +********=++-' ` o/ _ ___ by Gregg D Short [*\ /***\_ gshort@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu ---************)-| ' b Rex L. Root Jr. () () rex@eng.umd.edu _______\___/_______ "I only fly inverted on purpose." | ( ) | --------------------- . Bob N. Keenan I AV8 4 FUN! ._______|_______. keenan@miller.cs.uwm.edu \(*)/ o/ \o by Mark DeBusschere . mddebusschere@othello.ucdavis.edu ._________|_________. --\(o)/-- ./!\. ____ _ Mark Chaffin | __\_\_o____/_| chaffin@sab45.larc.nasa.gov <[___\_\_-----< | o' Bipe from: __________ __________ Dick Lindner, cimshop|lindner \ \_e_/ / __\___{_+_}___/__ :/ \: /------------------------\ |~~\_____/~~\__ | | By: Wil Dixon |______________ \______====== )-+ | wildixon@uiuc.edu | ~~~|/~~ | \------------------------/ () Fouga Magister by Geoff Miller \ / geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM \ _ / \/_\/ ()------------------(|_*_|)------------------() __|__ Formation (Avro Canucks?) __|__ *---o0o---* by Matt Kenner __|__ *---o0o---* mtk3@po.cwru.edu *---o0o---* | F4U4 Phantom from /O\ Chad B. Wemyss \_______[|(.)|]_______/ chadwemy@wpi.wpi.edu o ++ O ++ o Formation from __|__ | __|__ Matthew T. Kenner *---oOo---* ---|--- *---oOo---* mtk3@po.CWRU.Edu _(O)_ *---------(|_*_|)---------* Fokker Tri-Plane _________ Peter Schaefer _|__o__|_ USC _|_(\)_|_ d-b \ _ / F-18 Hornet *__________\_(0)_/__________* Greg Knoch @ @ (](_o_)[) @ @ New Mexico State o o \ / F-18 Hornet \ / JOHNNY CHIU _________\/O\/_________ cul8er@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu * (|(.)|) * | Saab J 35J Draken __/O\__ Urban Fredriksson ----===<_>(.)<_>===---- urf@icl.se x x o o x x | IGJAS 39 Grypen ____O____ Urban Fredriksson x-----=[[.]]=-----x urf@icl.se * X 0' X * l ___ n ___ Urban Fredriksson x---=O(.)O=---x urf@icl.se x = o O ' = x _________ Cessna Citation _|_ Edward P. Witting o-/---\-o ewitting@falcon.lhup.edu _________________\o/_________________ _________ Lear 31A | Edward P. Witting _|_ ewitting@falcon.lhup.edu O-(===)-O \_____________________\o/_____________________/ | Frank Brokken ---|--- f.b.brokken@icce.rug.nl -----+--0--+----- | | +-------------------------+------------------------\ __ ____ {= | Scott Davey, | Email: s933151 \___| \____/ ___\___| {= | Aerospace Engineering | @minyos.xx.rmit.OZ.AU / ===---======)---> +-------------------------+------------------------/ | B-17 _|_ Kim R. Volz n kim@amc.com ---==(*)==(*)==(:)==(*)==(*)==--- u / ________________________________ Huey? X _-----\___ Jim Scheuckler / \\-----_____| \_ JRSEEE@RITVAX.ISC.RIT.EDU Y----ARMY_________192__) B-17 Fortress | Phil Dills? o= pdills@epx.cis.umn.edu -----o--o-(O)-o--o----- | | F-104? -+- Harry Prins | hapr@erhs43.ericsson.se o--(O)--o - \ _ / F-18 Hornet \_(0)_/ Anonymous +---=====(]( + )[)=====---+ * o @ o * +---------+ Saab A21R | _ | Urban Fredriksson | /n\ | urf@icl.se ______|__(\o/)__|______ _ _____ / | Rob Hawley __(_o__) \______/ | al326@FreeNet.Carleton.CA o-------------------{________------------ Sailplane _____ __ _______ | \ _________ |MK\____________-====- --..._ '-----------------.._____...-' P-38? | _ | Stephen W. Hill _|___/v\___|_ stephen@physics.purdue.edu -====(~)=(.*.)=(~)====- `-' Helicopter -----------+----------- (*) _/~~~~~~~==========/ sauron@wpi.wpi.edu <________/ _/___/_ A-10 _ _ Pete Nelson |(_)_O_(_)| pete.nelson@terminal-one.com -------____[_o_]____------- O 0 O Gulfstream _____ Carlos Cardenas O|O (email unknown) -------(o)------- ! ! ! Fighter? | Dave Kuechenmeister ___________(T)___________ kuechen@panther.lasc.lockheed.com ++ o (\_/) o ++ o C-172, C-182 -|- Don Ward *--------:--------* dlw513a@zeus.tamu.edu \($)/ o/!\o Sailplane ___ Joachim F. Selinger | selinger@spot.colorado.edu -----------(0)----------- ' Tail dragger /^\____--/####\___ | from Gordon Seiter <_- _______ >| ad812@Freenet.unbc.edu @ ~~~~\~\~~~ | @ @ Transport? | ___ | Bob Reptile |___/ooo\___| reptile@kaiwan.com -======((*))=( .o. )=((*))======- ^^^^^ Helicopter ____________ W. R. Mercier _I_ WRMERCIER@delphi.com (o__)-----O __/_/ | A300B Airbus ____|____ by Enrico Piazza ___________( o )____________ labtel@ingfi1.ing.unifi.it (*) ~~~ (*) Transport? __|__ Paul Strogen _|_ ciganybaron@delphi.com ___________\/____/ooo\____\/___________ /\ \_O_/ /\ _ ____ Taildragger __ | _\ ____o \_____! Dick Blumenstein whoosh __ \______ ----'''/| rcblumenstein@sysdyne.com 0 O F/A-18 Hornet \ / oznet@primenet.com \ (O) / x_______---( o )---_______x x/ [_]`-'[_] \x Crap airliner /==\ phil@wizzard.demon.co.uk -==@=@===( () )===@=@==- | ---- | " " Fighter? | Jerome J. Demoulin __|__ demoul@et.byu.edu __/O\__ X----===(_)(.)(_)===----X Biplane ____ _ Paulo Santos |__\_\_o,___/ \ pas@cc.gatech.edu ([___\_\_____-\' (compare Mark Chaffin's) | o' # A-6 | # Steve Maceda _|_ # ____________(_I_)____________ # (o(___)o) # F-4 Phantom | # Steve Maceda /O\ # \_______[(.)]_______/ # xx + ` + xx # Lockheed C130 HERCULES I # by Enrico Piazza _______________I_______________ # piazza@labtele.die.unifi.it (*) o (*) /ooo\ (*) o (*) # \(_)/ # Alenia G222 ---I--- # by Enrico Piazza _____________I_____________ # piazza@labtele.die.unifi.it (*) /ooo\ (*) # \(_)/ # Boeing Guppy _ # by Enrico Piazza /' `\ # piazza@labtele.die.unifi.it ______________( ... )______________ # ~X~ ~X~ (_o_) ~X~ ~X~ # ---+--- ---+--- # V-22 Osprey | |_____| | # By Enrico PIazza |----|| . ||----| # piazza@labtele.die.unifi.it ~ (O_o_O) ~ # V-22 Osprey .---. |_____| .---. # By Enrico PIazza | o |-|| . ||-| o | # piazza@labtele.die.unifi.it ~---~ (O_o_O) ~---~ # Fokker E-1? xx # Roger Melton ^^^^^^^^^^^^<>^^^^^^^^^^^^ # rmelton@tpgi.com.au / \ # O 0 # Transport? | # Pedro Nunes ___/"\___ # pnune@hcsd.hac.ca __________/ o \__________ # * * \___/ * * # Cessna 210 ___________________|____________________ # by Jim Rickey ____|#####|____ # jdrickey@zorro.net | =O= | # \___/ # Landing Plane __|__ # Ilmari Karonen ______(-)______ # iltzu@sci.fi O`T"!"T'O # " " # Helicopter _________ # BluePard _+_ # bluepard@buffnet.net <( `>x # ===== # Helicopter _________ # Phil Powell ,-'-.____() # ccx165@coventry.ac.uk (____.--""" # PjP -'--'- # Fokker-100/70 __ # by Naresh Sharma __________/ F # naresh@mantra.nl c'____---__=_/ # ___o_____o________ --5------------------- FIVE LINE AIRPLANES ---------------------------- ^ from Curtis Smith | | /\\ //\ dosmastr@u.washington.edu ||0|| \ \ / / / . \ \||.||/ |--| |--| \\V// /|||\ \./ ^ Edward L. Haletky |o| edward@ga.ecn.purdue.edu ^/| |\^ / | | \ /__-|-__\ Axel Wagner ___________ Institut fuer Kernphysik wagner@a1.kph.uni-mainz.de | Mainz, Germany e ---------------------------------( )--------------------------------- O | F16 by: | (Grand Moff Tarkin) (O) bailey@emunix.emich.edu X--------<_._>--------X (___) F-14 Tomcat from | _ | Yannick Pistien | /^ ^\ | pistien@lifia.imag.fr ____________|_( . )_|____________ --*/--|_| (___) |_|--\*-- * O O * \ _ / YF-22 by: \ /_\ / Paul Adams Jr. ____________\___/_._\___/____________ paul@erc.msstate.edu \ \ / / \__/\_/\__/ YF-23 by: \ __ / Paul Adams Jr. \ ____/__\____ / paul@erc.msstate.edu ___________\/___/____\___\/___________ \ \____/ / \__/ \__/ ----|------------|-----------|---- Bipe By Jim Ogorek | --/ - \-- | jogorek@disc.dla.mil -|--------- o --------|- /\ _ /\ []/ \[] Cessna 172 | \ ____ Keith Rosema \--\________7~|~\__| rosema@jpl.nasa.gov \_________ | > `--y --'| () `o Self-launching sailplane ------- Andy Johnson-Laird ( * ) andy@jli.portland.or.us | -----===============( )================---- v YF-22 prototypes \ / Jeff R. Sents _____-/\-_____ home: sents@dixie.com \_\/_/ \ / work: ge03429@loads1.lasc.lockheed.com _____-/\-_____ \_\/_/ Grumman AA-5B Tiger | Lee McGee _|_ lmcgee@corp.sgi.com ____/___\____ ___________[=o=]___________ e/ o \e X-29 \\ Isaac Kuo /| / \__ isaackuo@math.berkeley.edu --===o========>- \| \ /-- // -------------+------------- AH-64 Apache O-/=\-O Isaac Kuo =====/_\===== isaackuo@math.berkeley.edu o ::[_()]:: o i'^`i ___ F-104 Starfighter | Isaac Kuo n isaackuo@math.berkeley.edu o---(O)---o |'|`| | Saab AJ 37 Viggen | Urban Fredriksson _____/O\_____ urf@icl.se __________[(.)]__________ x * X 0 X * x | F-5E Tiger II | JOHNNY CHIU /0\ cul8er@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu _______(|(.)|)________ * * ______________________________________ :^\ ______ . | Chad Vice (AOPA 01127947) | |__`\________-'__:__;\___| | Private Pilot -- ASEL |________`\_ cessna |) | Instrument Airplane | `~~~~~~~~~---\\---\|-'| `--------------------------------------' (o) (o) | Saab J29 Tunnan | Urban Fredriksson ____n____ urf@icl.se ----------( o )---------- 0 - 0 Saab A 32A Lansen | Urban Fredriksson | urf@icl.se _____-n-_____ ______________((_))______________ l-+-l U l-+-l | Saab J 32B Lansen | Urban Fredriksson _____-n-_____ urf@icl.se ______________((_))______________ x * * x _________ Saab 105 Sk 60 | Urban Fredriksson __________|__________ urf@icl.se [/___\] \_o_/ | F-16 _|_ R3BGB1@VM1.CC.UAKRON.EDU /___\ x---------<_____>---------x (___) Convair F-106 A/B ! Rick Wagoner | rick.wagoner@EBay.sun.com /&\ _________(](.)[)_________ V +$1$; V ____|____ /\ /\ Landing ^\ o-|-o _./~ \_/\./ Origin Unknown \_. .__________(_)__________. / \ % /~ ^\ -~\ ! : ! /\__. ~ / % ___________________________________________________ |~~~~\ ____/~~~~~\_________ | A6M Zero? | \___--~~~ \_____/ =| | Origin Unknown |-----> =|=> \__________________----=====>______=| | | ___ Crash? \|/ Origin Unknown ___| |___ |____0____| || _V_ || || || [ Phil Kellman Kellman@cognet.ucla.edu || [ || \ / F-14 Tomcat \ _ / Dan McKenney _________\__( )__/_________ dsm@iti-oh.co m x/ _| |( . )| |_ \x x \_/ ---*\_/ x 0 0 Ultra Sport .60 | ___ | Jim Schlatter -=======(_*_)=======- jschatte@holli.com --\ /-- | /~~~| Unknown? ____________________/ / Rich Holmes _______/__/ USAF _____| rsholmes@hydra.syr.EDU / --------------- / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \ / F-22A Lightning II \ ___ / Christopher A. Ridlon _________________\___( )___/_________________ RIDLONCA98%CS13%usafa@cadetmail2 \ / . \ / .usafa.af.mil \__\___/__/ _ Buccaneer? |\ C Newman | \___________----_ lsusa@csv.warwick.ac.uk [---'''""""// """" ""--__ """""""""''""""""""""" Pitts Special `\ /' Guenther Eichhorn ------^------ gei@cfa.harvard.edu | |O| | ------v------ | Helicopter ~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~ \ / Jorg Steinke ( ^ ]||| //======= o jorgs@ihug.co.nz --------------- / \ / / +---------- Rafale? | _ | Ka On Lee |_(0)_| kolee@chat.carleton.ca ------==<[\-(.)-/]>==------ ^ \#/o o\#/ ^ ' ` CH-47D Chinook? ________________________________ Ed Faught | * \ ________________________________ faught@metronet.com |USA \__________________/ _\ \ o o o o |_\ \___________________________) o S o F-15 Eagle | | Gary Vander Ploeg | __ | g.vanderploeg@ ____________|____|__|____|____________ freenet.hamilton.on.ca + + ---\| | \/ | |/--- + + |___|\__/|___| F-117 Nighthawk __ _\_/_ __ Mike? `. ~:. .:~ .' unar2@sfa.ope.ed.gov `.: `.' :.' `.' `.' `.' | DC-10 | by Enrico Piazza _____(*)_____ labtel@ingfi1.ing.unifi.it ___________( o )____________ (*) ~~~ (*) | MD-11 | by Enrico Piazza _____(*)_____ labtel@ingfi1.ing.unifi.it \___________( o )____________/ (*) ~~~ (*) I B747-400 I by Enrico Piazza ____( )____ labtel@ingfi1.ing.unifi.it \______________( o )______________/ (*) (*) ~~~ (*) (*) ________..________ SEA HAWK __(== \________/( ) by Enrico Piazza /_l qp+-- _MARINES__/ labtel@ingfi1.ing.unifi.it C_ll_!_!____/ \------- _______.._______ LAMPS II ( )\________/ ==)__ by Enrico Piazza \___NAVY___ --+qp l_\ labtel@ingfi1.ing.unifi.it \____!_!_ll_D -------/ ------------------<->---------------- / \ HH3-STALLION ___{== \_______________| * | by Enrico Piazza __/_| [ ] [] [] [] \ \_-----\___/ labtel@ingfi1.ing.unifi.it O_( 15 0 O5 \_/ \__________(_____>____/ ------------------<->---------------- / \ SH3-SEA KING ___{== \_______________| * | by Enrico Piazza __/_|[] || [] ( ) 6-15 0 __\___/ labtel@ingfi1.ing.unifi.it O_( .||--. MARINA ___--- `----`-----'----------' ___.___ C5A Galaxy I by Enrico Piazza _______________I_______________ labtel@ingfi1.ing.unifi.it (*) (*) /ooo\ (*) (*) \___/ CF-18 Hornet \ / Gary Vander Ploeg \ __ / g.vanderploeg@freenet.hamilton.on.ca ____________\.-|__|-./____________ + + ---\__| \/ |__/--- + + \__/ Fokker Dr. 1 __________!__________ by Anthony G. Sanchez _\___---_^_---___/_ Tsunami0@ix.netcom.com _\_~~~( " )~~~_/_ ./---\. . |-----| . YF-23 \ / by Robin Breyl \ / breyl@sparc2.ikb.uni-essen.de \ __ _ __ / ______________\/__\/(_)\/__\/______________ \__| \___/ |__/ _____ _ Biplane | __\ \_o______/__) Ennis Trimble <:[^^_\_\_ ////---< erst@gower.net | `` | (0> Piper PA28-161 Warrior | by Paul Tomblin _|_ ptomblin@xcski.com ____/___\____ ___________[o0o]___________ O O O Saab Viggen | Stefan Skoglund | sp2stes1@ida.his.se _____/0\_____ ____________O(.)O___________ I-+-I O I-+-I # | # F-16 | # Steve Maceda (_) # x---------(_._)---------x # /`-'\ # BAe 146 ___.___ # by Enrico Piazza I # piazza@labtele.die.unifi.it _______________I_______________ # () () /ooo\ () () # \(_)/ # HH3-STALLION ------------------<->---------------- / \ # by Enrico Piazza ___{== \_______________| * | # piazza@labtele.die.unifi.it __/_| [ ] []15[]0[]O5 \ \_-----\___/ # O_( .-----. \_/ # `----------`------'---' # Sailplane _________ # Agnar Renolen | # Agnar.Renolen@ \________________________|________________________/ # iko.unit.no (.) # " # Fighter (F-16?) _ # ______ /~~~, # ___/`_____\---------/____/ """//// //..... # ~(___________ <======: (___] =====-------------------------------- # coolb@ms9.hinet.net `-----------~` ,,,\\\ \\\````` # Bizjet ___ # Ian Astley | \_______________ # Astley@mailer.uni-marburg.de ====( oooooooooo O\___ # (________/=====>______)-- # OO O # _____ # Avinash Phillips _|_ # phillips@openmarket.com __________( * )__________ # / `-' \ # O O # Fokker DR. I Triplane __________|__________ # Poison _\____--.A.--____/_ # jmpoison@idecnet.com _\____(^*^)____/_ # /"v"\ # I-----I # Biplane | # Martine Mesland ------\ /------ # mesland@nlr.nl XX ( o ) XX # ------/ \------ # o/ \o # | # SheDragon ---+--- # theshedragon@yahoo.com ,A, # ==o===( )===o== # " # F-16C ,""""] # +-------------------------------------------------------,' /--+ # | Nathan ___ _ __ /"" <"" T __ _ ,' NR / | # | Roberts _.-""@) ""=,_ \_7 __> l __,' 98 _/ | # +------_,.-4__/__/|/7_//_"-..,____________/7,.--"" __]----+ # Helicopter _____________ # BluePard __+__ # bluepard@buffnet.net /_| ```---X # \_ ,-'`` # ======= BP # Helicopter ___________ # Origin unknown __|__ # /_| |_____/| # \_____/------+ # ,_|___|_ # Helicopter ___________ # Praseodymium 59 _,Z__ # praseodymium59@geocities.com X====)59\_\ # \___ _) # --`--`--' # Taildragger |--\ _____ # David Macknight \ \_____/ |__\_____ | # david_macknight@optinc.com \=== ======) )+ # \__________|/_____ / | # 0 (_) # CF-18 Hornet \ / # Dave Mercer \ _ / # dmercer@jetnet.ab.ca \ /-\ / # X--------------( . )--------------X # X(_/---\_)X # Homebuilt *---------------------------**----* # Bruce Frank \(-o-)/ # BAFRANK@worldnet.att.net \___/ # / \ # O O --6------------------- SIX LINE AIRPLANES ------------------------- __ \ \ _ _ from: \**\ ___\/ \ Stephen_Pennypacker@vos.stratus.com X*#####*+^^\_\ o/\ \ \__\ o -+- o from: _____\{ }/_____ Stephen_Pennypacker@vos.stratus.com [______| |______] | | __#__ `--I--' _________________________ _____ | \ \ U \__ _____ | by Keith Barr \__________\ \/_______\___\_____________ | barr@ncar.ucar.edu / < /_/ ..................... `-. |_________________________/ `-----------,----,--------------' _/____/ | ____________________|____________________ Cessna 150 \ | | / by Wolf-Dietrich Webe `.#####.' lupus@sambal.stanford.edu /`#_#'\ O' O `O | | F-15 Eagle from | _ | Chad B. Wemyss ______________|_( )_|______________ chadwemy@wpi.wpi.edu o +|+ [ ( o ) ] +|+ o *[_]---[_]* | Harrier by | Greg Lean ___-/_\-___ glean@geovision.gvc.com _____________/( . )\_____________ * | | ( \_/ ) | | * *|* *|* \_-+-_/ *|* *|* | | | ___ | F15 Eagle by Paul Tomblin ----/___\---- ptomblin@xcski.com x--------------( . )--------------x with help from Andy Stadler x|x | | \___/ | | x|x stadler@apple.com x x |___| |___| x x | _ F16 Falcon by: ----/_\---- Paul Tomblin x--------------( . )--------------x ptomblin@xcski.com --- (___) \ / CF-18 Hornet \ _ / by Paul Tomblin ----/_\---- ptomblin@xcski.com x--------------( . )--------------x x|x | |_|\_/|_| | x|x x x x x | Mig 21 | from John Coley /_\ mppd5@syma.sussex.ac.uk --------{(_)}-------- x -.- x o _ __ // /| airliner from Gautam Roy _______//_______/ | groy@nlm.nih.gov /__________________| \\ \\ Mig 3 from Kay Fisher __ fisher@kay.enet.dec.com | | / |\ used by: |______|__(o/--/ | \ Al Casey <| ~~~ ____ 04 ---- | --------------- Phoenix, AZ |\)____/___|\_____|_/ The Desert Rat | |___/ o | | Jeff Crowell | _ | jcrow@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com _________| _( ) _|_________ +/ _| |( . )| |_ \+ + |_| ---*|_| + O + + O Twin Mustang ____ ____ Tero Lehtonen /\ /\ l115130@cc.tut.fi ______II___II______ ---___()___()___--- __II___II__ ----------- _______________ // | ___________________________________________________// USAF | ___/___|__/ __________________________ / __---_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _______/| ______________________ = ----__________________________________________\|_________________________= Lockheed SR-71 Ian Kluft ikluft@uts.amdahl.com _______ F-101 One-O-Wonder (Voodoo) | JOHNNY CHIU | cul8er@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu /O\ -------<((o))>------- O O _______ F-104 Star Fighter | JOHNNY CHIU | cul8er@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu /0\ O-----((.))-----O * * .____ ________ | | |,____/ [___] o\__________/ | Craig Jamieson <| ________________ G-OTRG _____|_ rcj10@cus.cam.ac.uk |\____<________________)------' o' `oo' /\ B-2 Stealth Bomber \ \ Jason Nyberg /--\ nyberg@ctron.com \--/ / / \/ ____ |Rob \ ___ | Robert L Williamson |Pitt \__________/_||O_\______| rlwst8+@pitt.edu |'00 <_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_> |> \----------------------------/| | Utah ANG | KC-135E | Greg Brubaker ____________/-\____________ gbrubaker@tanker.sim.es.com () () \_/ () () | + ---------------+--------------- Helicopter ___ /^^[___ _ Wendy Havir /|^+----+ |#___________// wendy@apertus.com ( -+ |____| _______-----+/ ==_________--' \ ~_|___|__ Sailplane -------------:------------- | _+_ / ^ \ +================================ \_!_/ =================================+ O Generic private plane _________|_________ Rob Villeneuve (________/-\________) umvillen@cc.umanitoba.ca | X | _/\___/\ / | \ O O O | ,----. PBY-4 ______ | /-+------\__________________/ | Graham Hakansson ________// | <== | <================> <====> hakansson@ \ \ L | | \_|____/--| |--------+------.____/ kaom25.enet.dec.com \ | L_| | <______> / `--+-------------------------------' # PBY-4 | ,----. # modified by Hilton Janfield _______|_,-+------.__________________/<===>| # valdus@bcgroup.net ________//_| <== | <================> / | # \ \ L | | \_|____,--| |--------+------.___\/ # \ | L_| | []\__ '---/---___ =*= NAVY \____| ! 004| \ ---__________________!_______|_/ F-15E Strike Eagle : : Damien Beeby | _ | IronEagle@gpo.swin.edu.au |____(.)____| -------------------<[ /( . )\ ]>------------------- +|+u *-([_]=--+--=[_])-* +|+ O *' ! O `* O -----------!----------- Helicopter -----------!----------- /=====\ Robert Archer |===\_________/_ o | ddt_arch@ix.netcom.com /_] o o o o____ / <_]___[]_______<____>/ o o | floatplane ======================== Kenneth Beanlands \-| o |-/ beanland@nano.engr.mun.ca \|___|/ _/ \_ (_) (_) ____ ____ Mitsubishi Zero (Zeke) | \ ___/ \________ | by D. John Kennedy | \___--- \____/ =| | kennedyj@erau.db.erau.edu | =|=| \_____________ ---===>_______=| | | | | ---==================================================--- Piper Cub? /O\ Mike Ransom -====o====- mlransom@ucdavis.edu /-----\ ||' `|| | A4SU Skyhawk | by C.P.Tan __ /_\ __ tanchung@iscs.nus.sg (| o |) X----===o====\_/====o===----X x+x " " x+x __ Yak-1? _____ /* | Root? | __________/ ----____/ | root@rivendel.com |-< ^^^^ ======= | \------==========_____-----/ <------- _ ______ | Stearman? / \___-=O`/|O`/_>| Root? \ RFA / | / ) root@rivendel.com `/-==__ _/__|/__=-| * \ | | (o) ------------------<->---------------- / \ SH3-SEA KING ___{== \_______________| * | by Enrico Piazza __/_|[] || [] ( ) 6-15 0 _\___/ labtel@ingfi1.ing.unifi.it O_( || MARINA ____--- \____( )___________/ O o _________________________________ French helicopter? ,--. >=@@|____ Michel Eftimakis | * \_________,-' | `. eftima_m@SOPHIA.EUROPE.VLSI.COM `-.___________ (o)`--' ) `-//_______,' () `() Su-27 Flanker | | by Hemant Singh Khokhar | _ | khokhar@monet.vill.edu \__(O)__/ ------/' _@'\------ O============[]_(.)_[]============O ~ ~ ._. English Electric Lightning / | Andy Scott / | andy@ubique.demon.co.uk .++----------------' | <[ =o= =============____ : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~''' _ Cessna? ______ /:| erst@gower.net |___/_O__|\____/_:| <|UU_\__-|__/-----< | />`` |/ O (O> . Low flight? * ___|___ ^^ ~ Ennis \|/ _______ /O\________ ~ ^^ ennis@tyler.net \|/ '---| \ / |---' /\ \|/ 0 ' 0 / /\/\ ____|____________________________________________ Helicopter? -----+----- Jeremy Vandersluis __|____ _ Jeremy.Vandersluis@ska.com / | \______// /__| /-----\\* \_______/ `--+---+--- F-14 Tomcat | | Victor Zhitomirsky | _ | victor@tomcat.harvard.edu ________|__(o)__|________ ------======| |/ . \| |======------ +-| |_|\___*|_| |-+ x O X X O x _ Cessna 152? ===_ / | Kenneth Kalan | ___/[__ ] \___/__ | kgk@nwu.edu |\__ _|___|_____===/ | \/ o O # \ / # F18A/B \ _ / # by Ng Swee Kai * ___________________\_(0)_/___________________* # eng50481@leonis.nus.sg | | (_]( o )[_) | | # @ @ @ @ -|- @ @ @ @ # @ * @ # | | # F-15 Eagle | _ | # Steve Maceda ____________|_ (O) _|____________ # x|x * I( . )I I x|x # [_]v___v[_] # + + # Carrier Fighter | # by Enrico Piazza _A_ # piazza@labtele.die.unifi.it |__/|#|\__| # |___| |___| # x |I| x # /I\ # ------------------<->---------------- # o__0#0_ # SH3 SEA KING /|_|_|_|\ # by Enrico Piazza / (_7_2_) \ # piazza@labtele.die.unifi.it ( )=\__|__/=( ) # === # Low wing taildragger (crop duster?) | # Agnar Renolen /_\ # Agnar.Renolen@iko.unit.no ___(o*o)___ # ============---============ # / " \ # 0 0 # Helicopter _____________o_____________ # Jay A. Dunn __|__ # aejad@agt.gmeds.com /__|__\ # |_ _| # \_)_(_/ # ] [ # Sailplane in tow __ # Jan Honcu ,--. /1| ___ # , ...../_8_|\...../@@| _... /|\ / / # |-{ .======. OK-3 /........................-'\_8o/_|_\_______/A1/ # ' `-/'---\$'--'----'' '-......-''''''''''''' # o o honcu@barbora.ms.mff.cuni.cz # B-17 | # by Erin Tompkins _|_ # djt@flash.net ---/|_|\--- # -==========(@)=====(@)==(__ __)==(@)=====(@)==========- # | O | # O O # Robin DR400 |#\ # by Wolfgang Lamminger |##\ .wööÖÖon # Wolfgang_Lamminger@sonneborn.de ---+####wW##OOOOOOwwwo´ # `'=====##############é=====~'´ # U UU # ----|===`------'I `---' I | |: | Thor Aage Eldby / _ \ I I | |:' | thoer@ebd.thi.no / ( `-,-----============:__;: | ,---.___________________/ (_ O __) \_ : |/' (_______) (_) C-130 from Joseph D. Mazza | | \ / \ / ____ \ / \ / --==========O=========O========/ 0000 \========O=========O==========-- / - \ / - \ | o0 0o | / - \ / - \ /\_ -- _/\ 0 00 0 ___ ________|________ Glider in tow by: O Torgrim Gjelsvik / torgrim@idt.unit.no __|__ Trondheim, Norway _____(o)_____ ! ! ! ___________ _ | _ Learjet 35 by / \ _|_ / \ markj@pogo.wv.tek.com ( O )-/ \-( O ) _ \_/ /\___/\ \_/ _ (_)_______________________( ( . ) )_______________________(_) \_____/ ___________ Learjet 55 by: _ | _ markj@pogo.wv.tek.com / \ _|_ / \ ( O )-/ \-( O ) | \_/ /\___/\ \_/ | |_______________________( ( . ) )_______________________| \_____/ ___________ Learjet 24 by: | markj@pogo.wv.tek.com _ _|_ _ (_)-/ \-(_) _ /\___/\ _ (_)_______________________( ( . ) )_______________________(_) \_____/ ! F-4U Corsair from ! Andrew S. Townley /_\ atownley@cs.umr.edu =====/` - '\===== ( ( O ) ) --______-------________/\ - /\_______--------______-- ---------____***___/`---'\__***____-------- x F-16 Fighting Falcon | Isaac Kuo |, isaackuo@math.berkeley.edu --cO) |` | x ! ! F-14D Tomcat | _ | Aapool Biman __|__(o)__|__ Queen's University, Canada ----------======/+-+/ . \+-+\======---------- _____( |_|\___/|_| )_____ \__/ * * \__/ / \ | ___ | | / \ (___) / \ | |----\_/_[ ]_\_/----| | [ . ] | --------_________________(__@__)_________________-------- o O O o-o 0 0 0 o-o O O +-+ o o A-10 Thunderbolt II from: Chad B. Wemyss, chadwemy@wpi.wpi.edu | | | | | \ / \ / | |____\_/______________________\_/____| =====================( O )====== /_|_|_\======( O )===================== ( | ) |(\ /)| ( | ) | (_V_) | B-25 Mitchell by Steve Maceda | _|_ \ / \ / _(o_o)_ \ / \ / \ _ / \ _ / -==((!___!))==- \ _ / \ _ / -=========((*))======((*))====(((((_)))))====((*))======((*))=========- | | (o_o) | | | | | | "Gonna Take a Sentimental Journey" B-17 by Rob Duncan (Rob_Duncan@stortek.com) _______________ ,--- <_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_> E2-HAWKEYE | | \ /_____\ __! by Enrico Piazza | |==\_________//_____\\------ /! _____ labtel@ingfi1.ing.unifi.it | | /uss ranger ------ /_!> []\__ '---/---___ =*= NAVY \____| ! 005| \ ---__________________!_______|_/ * * SU-35 | _ | Dai Yingshi | (O) | ip11@jove.acs.unt.edu _____|__/@(.))\__|_____ X---+--+---+------([ ]((.))[ ])------+---+--+---X X X X ([_] -O- [_]) X X X X X Cleared to land _|___|_ | Andrew Hutchings \ ATC / o andy@airnorth.demon.co.uk \___/ ___-( )-___ | | o o | | | | | | ----------------==||==---------------- @+====+@ Helicopter // \\ Arris Y. Han \\____// ahan@enuxsa.eas.asu.edu \____/ / \ (_ _) ! ____ /`|`\ Bf-109 ! _......_/|__|____\..___../ | | Alex Olshove <|~oooo _____ c===- | aolshove@iti2.net !-...____/~~~~~\_____...-___-.|._/ ! / |~~|__..= o < | (o) o o YF-23? \ / Danny Colquhoun \ _ / af898@cfn.cs.dal.ca \__ /_\ __/ X------------< __/ . \__ >------------X O O \__\___/__/ O O / (_) \ _______ F-117 / \___ Tim Hansen \__ __ / tim@fc.hp.com \__ / \ / / \ / / / \__/ _____ / Sikorsky CH-53E Super Stallion __________________\ //_________________ by Chris Lowenstein _(*)o sikcol@rcinet.utc.com O_____D |_|_|_| ____|\ _ /|____ O|__!o____!__|O _____ / Sikorsky MH-53E Sea Dragon ___________________\ //_________________ by Chris Lowenstein _(*)o sikcol@rcinet.utc.com O_____D ____|_|_|_|____ | |\ _ /| | |____!o____!____| | B-52 Stratofort | erst@gower.net | ._|_. --.--------.--------.==========: /=\ :==========.--------.--------.-- O 0|0 0|0 | _O_ | 0|0 0|0 O ^U"U^ # B-52 Stratofort | # | # by ennis@gower.net | # _____ ._|_._____ # --.--------.--------.==========:/=\:==========.--------.--------.-- # | o | | 88 | | 88 | | o | # O 0|0 0|0 |_O_| 0|0 0|0 O # ^U"U^ # (note: I think ennis and erst are the same person) . C-54 : erst@gower.net _____|_____ | | /_\ | | _________(o)___(o)___(-^-)___(o)___(o)_________ | / # \ (:) / # \ | O o O <_) Acro o ______/|__ | Michel Joron __\___....---~ /| ~~\| joron@magnet.ca | ____/_|_ _|> |~~/~~~---...__/ / |/~~~ | |_/ --===OOOOOO= | YeeeeeeHaaaaaaa! AK 5-b Sailplane =__ ~-__ by Werner Bennert ~~==__ _/~!~- bilux@akaflieg.uni-karlsruhe.de ~~==__ _-~_-~ ~~==-~ / .^ `_=Z=___ .^ _-~ ~~~===___ --~ ~~~=-- Piper? @ Dave Griffiths | griff@blue.weeg.uiowa.edu _|_ /_ _\ @===========|O*O|===========@ l l l O O O .-. Biplane? | .====== .__. /~| \ Brett M. Wayne | ____ |_ /____~-._.'__|__) bmw@ccnet.com <( ( |. _|_.' | ~-..======-....----~ \o | |_/ (_) # VC-10? /| # Mjo? / / / # ____/_/__ __ | | # -=<_________|__|=|<| # \ \ | | # \ \ \ # \| # F-16 being chased by an F-18 \ / # Night Crawler x----oOo----x # | # | # (0) # X--------<_._>--------X # (_) # Small airplane _ # Joan Stark -=\`\ # spunk1111@juno.com |\ ____\_\__ # -=\c`""""""" "`) # jgs `~~~~~/ /~~` # -==/ / # '-' # F-15? ,d8 # Mike? ,d888" ,d # 888888888,d88 # =888888888888888K # 888888888"Y88 # "Y888, "Y # "Y8 # Fighter /'7 # Praseodymium 59 /_<| ._ # praseodymium59@geocities.com __,// \/ 7 # <:_ = # `\\ _ /\ \ # \ <| '´ # \.7 --8--------------------- EIGHT OR MORE LINE AIRPLANES -------------------- __ / | | | Chris Ziomkowski |___| |____/-| czim@scp.caltech.edu - ---- ---- ---- ---- - *|__| |____---- | | | \-| | | \__| ____ | | ___\ /~~~| mirror-image P-51's _:_______|/'(..)`\_______/ | | and P-38 Lightning by: <_|`````` \__~~__/ USAF ___|_| Larry E. Cunningham :\_____(=========,(*),--\__|_/ larry@psl.nmsu.edu | \ /---' | (*) / Mustangs |____/ Forever ___ P-38s Rule ____ | /(*)\ | \ Forever _:_____/_.-. \_______/ \ | (*) \ Mustangs <_|```` ,=__=_} }_____---) | _____ / \---,__ __ _ _:;___:/ (..)_\ \ \ _:/,,,,,(=========,(*), -/__|_\ <=== , \--~~--/_> Yahoo!\ \_ <_|______ /--,,-- \__FASU_ | | \,_:____\__.--.__|________ / \ : \,(..), / \ | | <_|``````________ } }_____ \_/) | | -- / \ | | :;_____\ |--; \_/ |__ / ~~~ | \ (*) | \___/ Lightning! I see your Rolls Royce and raise you *two* 12-cylinder turbo charged Allisons | | ______________________|_______________________ by: Eric B. Rose /__|__\ ericrose@acsu.buffalo.edu -----| [*] |----- \_____/ /^^|^^\ 0 0 0 .I. A7-H Corsair II I by Manolis Lourakis I lourakis@csd.uch.gr _L_ _______________________/(O)\_______________________ | | | _____(_(_)_)_____ | | | * x^x (/(___)\) x^x * U/ | \U O+O | __|__ Mark M. Josephsen / \ markjo@pogo.wv.tek.com /==e==\ -------| o |------- ___________________________| |__________________________ | \_____/ | 0 | 0 0 | | ______________________________|_______________________________ ----\--||___||--/---- \ :==e==: / Cessna 172 \| o |/ from Andy Stadler \_____/ stadler@apple.com / | \ e/ e \e U U U | _|_ /(_)\ -------:==^==:------- [[| o |]] -----------------__________\_____/__________----------------- _ / \ _ Fly Baby by: T T/_______\T T Ron Wanttaja | | | | prang@plato.ds.boeing.com """ """ q*p ___________________________T____________________________ | |/(_)\| | | -------:**^^^**:------- | | (( o )) | -----------________\\_____//________----------- / \ TT/ \TT Nieuport 17 by: ||-----------|| Ron Wanttaja || || prang@plato.ds.boeing.com Biz Jet by David B. Snyder ******** dsnyder@falcon.aamrl.wpafb.af.mil * * * * *********************************** * * ( ) () () () () () () * * * * * * * * * ************************************ * * ********* // // ||/ /> / | /| Boeing 777 by: /==================/ | Jeff Siverman <=< * ------ silverman@ilvc.boeing.com \=============777==\ | \ | \| ||\ \> \\ \\ SR-71 . . BLACKBIRD // \\ // \\ // \\ // _._ \\ .---. .//|\\. .---. ________ / .-. \_________..-~ _.-._ ~-..________ / .-. \_________ \ ~-~ / /H- `-=.___.=-' -H\ \ ~-~ / ~~~ / H [H] H \ ~~~ / _H_ _H_ _H_ \ UUU UUU UUU by: Sean Riesch (sar@naucse.cse.nau.edu) **** I'D RATHER BE FLYING.... * * * * from: Stephen_Pennypacker@vos.stratus.com * * * *********************** (* *--------- * (* * > *) (* ***************************************) Flying the SHUTTLE !!!! THE ULTIMATE IN CLIMB RATES AND NO POWER APPROACHES _________ \ \ \ \ ___ __ \ \ \ \ / | /\ \ \ \/ | O/ \ ***** \____________ \ / | \ / ############## ***+++^^^^^^^\ \ X **################***+++^^^^^^^ \ \ / \ ############## ***+++^^^^^ \___\ / \ \ \o O/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \_______\ from: Stephen_Pennypacker@vos.stratus.com ********************************** / $ */*** ***** / *** ** * ********************** ** *** ******************* & ** & ** & **************** $ $ ----------------/ I'D RATHER BE FLYING !!! /\ /--\ / \ // \\ ____/ / /\ \ \____ / / /___----___\ \ \ /____---- ----____\ ___---- ||| ----___ ___---- ||/ ----___ \____________----H|--_____||_____--|H----____________/ O+ || +O () F-117A Nighthawk "Stealth Fighter" (by Joshua Bell jsbell@acs.ucalgary.ca) _ | \ _| \______________________________________ - ______ ________________ \_`, -(_______ -= -= USAF ) `--------=============----------------` - - - - ` . . - - .*` .* ;`*,`., `, ,`.*.*. * __________________________________* * ` ^ *____________________________ IRAQ B52 BUFF (contributed by Mary Shafer shafer@skipper.dfrf.nasa.gov, from a signature by rutgers!faatcrl!jimb) Having fun... by: Matthew D Marks /~~| * * ________ * * * 8-+ -| * __(________) * * | | * /~o~~~~~~\* * * * 8-+ -| /~| * /_ ~~)~~~) * * * * /----+ +-----/ | * |- ~~/ * * * < [- | | ====== * * * * ~~| | * * * * * * \----+ +-----\ | ** /~~~~~\ * 8-+ -| \ | * * | \ \__|___ _||_ * | | ~ * * | \________<____>---------+ * 8-+ -| * * \_____/ * \ | * * | | * ~~ | |__ * |____) ** * * * * What I do in my "spare" time..... I FLY RC ! /\ |ee| |{}| generic airplane _______________/^^\________________ from Kei Thomsen / | | \ kt@keihh.hanse.de `========--------. .---------========' |||| || || || || ,---||---, '---<>---' \----------------------------------\ \ \ __ \ Crop Duster ? \ | \ > from Denis Rabusseau >------| \ ______ / rabussea@jack.greco-prog.fr / --- \_____/**|_|_\____ | / / \_______ --------- __>-} /----------------------------------/ / \_____|_____/ | * | {O} /*\ /*\ /*\ /*\ /*\ /*\ /*\ |***| |***| |***| |***| |***| |***| |***| \*/ \*/ ____ \*/ \*/ \*/ \*/ \*/ | | | | | | | | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ . MiGs are MASTERS!! |\ | \ Strike fast /\ | \ Strike hard / \ | | Strike often ------ | |) | | | | ) Isaih 40:31 | /\ | | |_) | || | /| / / /| \/ |\ /_| /_/| | / | | \ | | | | || |/ | | \| | | | || | / | | \ | | | | ||\ |/ | | \| /| | | || \ / | | \ / | | | || \ |/ | | \| / | | | || \ |-------| |-------| / | | | || \ | | / | | | || \ | /\ | / | | | || \ /| || |\ \ ___| | | ||___ / |/ | || | \| -- | | | ||\ --- / _| || |_ \ /| | | |\ \ |/ =||= \| / \_/ \_/ \___| / | | \ from Charles A. Lind \__| |__/ lind@eng.umd.edu seen in a signature by F-15 by Curtis Smith Yann Bandy dosmastr@u.washington.edu yannb@yang.earlham.edu -------------------====+====------------------- {_| |_} /| _|_|_ |\ ( |/_____\| ) |--`/_/ | \_\'--| ____ //( ) | \\ ____ | ++ |==|\___/ \___/|==| ++ | \__/ | ___ ___ | \__/ __\/oo X []\/__ || [\__/_\__/] || ~~~~ ~~~~ ______ _____ ___ ___ _________ | |__) | | | | | | | |___ | |__) | |_-| | ```' | | |_____ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ _________ _____ _____ ___ ___ ____ ___ _______ _________ _______ |_/| |\_| | |___| | | | | | ||\.. || | | \ \ | |___ | |__ ) | | | |---| | | ```' | || `'\|| | |_/ / | |_____ | |``|\_ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ Blue Thunder (contributed by Ralphe Neill edp328j@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au) | | | | -/_\- -/_\- ______________(/ . \)______________ ____________(/ . \)_____________ \___/ <> <> \___/ <> <> || <> || <> || || BIG _____ __ <> (^)))^ BOOM! BOOM!/(( )\ BOOM!(( ))) ( ( ) ---- (__()__)) (() ) )) ( ( ( ) || |||____|------ \ (/ ___ (__\ /__) |__||| | |---|---|||___| |___-----||||| | ||. | | | ||| ||||| |__||| | |---|---|||___| |___-----||||| | ||. | | | ||| ||||| __________________________________________________________ Bomb raid (contributed by Michael aka SNOOPY@DRYCAS.CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU) ##### | ##### # _ _ #|# _ _ # # | # | ############ # # | # # # # | | # # | | | | # # | | | | # .-. # | #( O )# | | | | ################. .############### | ## _ _|____| ### |_ __| _ ## # | | # # | | | | | | | | # ###################################### # # ##### OOOOOOO|OOOOOOO Crash? Unknown , | A-10 Thunderbolt II from: |8 Isaac Kuo --+ isaackuo@math.berkeley.edu ()|8 cQ ()|8 --+ |8 | ` /\ B2 Bomber from: \ \ Isaac Kuo \ \ isaackuo@math.berkeley.edu / \ <===>\ < )> <===>/ \ / / / / / \/ /\ / \ Avro CF105 Arrow | | Sgt. D. J. Morton |/\| Hastings and Prince Edward Regiment |00| _|oo|_ | | | | / | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | | \ // | | \\ / | | \ / @ | | @ \ / |||| \ | |||| | |__________||||___________| |_||_| || ^ / \ F-117A Nighthawk //V\\ Rafael Yedwab / \|/ \ Clark University /// v \\\ / \ / \ / \ / /| |\ \ / / \ / \ \ \ / X X \ / \/ / \ / \ \/ / V \ | | :^: | | MiG-21 `Fishbed' |O| Isaac Kuo | | isaackuo@math.berkeley.edu /| |\ / | | \ / | | \ /___| |___\ ||| /|||\ |/`+'\| --------------+--------------- MD500 Defender or MBB Bo105/PAH-1 " Chad B. Wemyss --^-- chadwemy@wpi.wpi.edu ( | ) _____(-------)_____ o o (_____) o o / \ / \ | 747-400 | gesell@phoebus.nsc.navy.mil | _|_ /___\ /_____\ /oo oo\ \___________________________\ /___________________________/ `-----------|------|--------\_____/--------|------|-----------' ( ) ( ) O|OOo|oOO|O ( ) ( ) [] [] || ___ ___ ___ || || / \ /| |\ / \ || || | O |__|| ||__| O | || || \___/--/^^^^^\--\___/ || __ ||________| |________|| __ .-----------------/ \-++--------| . |--------++-/ \-----------------. /.---------________| |___________\__(*)__/___________| |________---------.\ | | '$$' | | '$$' | | (o) (o) (o) (o) (o) (o) A-10 Thunderbolt II from: Mike Whaley, Georgia Tech ______________________________ | Peeter Meos /-\/ \/-\ i5peeter@siil.edu.ee | |_____| | AH-10 Cobra \-/ \-/ / \ |-\_____/-| _______|\ _____ /|_______ |--|---| |_____| |---|--| OOO |/ . \| OOO OOO \---------/ OOO / \ / \ J L ^ | | _\^/_ CF-105 AVRO Arrow |A| >_ _< |H| '|` _||Y||_ | | | \ I / / | \ /| | |\ / | \ / | \ // | \\ | /| | |\ | / | ! | \ | / @| ! |@ \ -===+=====_/(O)\_=====+===- |.... __ ! __ ....| | |/.\| | |____--- \_!_/ ---____| `-|\_/|-' V William J. M. Christie chrstie@cc.UManitoba.CA /||\ / -- \ / \ | :: | | __ | | / \ | ____________________ _|_ | | | | _|_ ____________________ /--------------------/ \----------/ \--------------------\ | | | | | | | : | | :: | | : | |_______________ ___ \ / \ / ___ _______________| \_____________|___|__| |____________| |__|___|_____________/ | | | || | | | | || | PBY-5A | | Catalina / \ / \ C.Earl Dryden -( )( )- 0ddball@ee.pdx.edu \ / \ / \ / _____/ || \_____ / : \||/ : \ | ____ || ____ | \___|__||__|___/ || Lockheed S-3B Viking | Lowell Specht | g584741@loads1.lasc.lockheed.com | | | | ______________________________.....______________________________ | ' | ` | .***. |`--_--'| .***. . o . | (_) | . o . *** *._____.* *** ----------------------------------- Fokker DrI | \ / | Jari Turunen | \ .O. / | t107460@cs.tut.fi -----------/ o o \----------- | --( x )-- | | \ --- / | ---------- --- ---------- / \ |_/_____\_| | | | __ _ __ | A-10A Thunderbolt II | / \ / \ / \ | Nils M. Frediksen | \__/__/___\__\__/ | |______/ \______| | | \__________________________\_____@_/__________________________/ *|* O O O o|o o|o O O O *|* o o ._ Gee Bee Super Sportster | "___ Stephen Coyle | |O\__________ ,__ | sc4520@csc.albany.edu |== '--` ~| || | Gee Bee ===== | |O) `-__________\ \-|__|| o' `\ \ | -+=O) -------------------------------------- || AG LODGE --/__\-- lodgeag@cs.aston.ac.uk |o/ \o| -|----|- o-----| |-----o O O ---- O O / \ _____ ______ | : \ | \ Raphael "Shrike" T. | : `\______|______\_______ rgtymows@uwaterloo.ca \'______ \_____\_____ \____/-)_,---------,_____________>-- \ / | / |____/__ Generic Airliner (B-747?) ____ Carl Dimelow \ ~-_ c.dimelow@ic.ac.uk \ ~. \_____\___________________,-~~~~~~~`-.._ / o O o o o o O O o o o o o o O o o ) ~-.__ ___..----.. _.-~ ~~~---~~___________)---------~~ ==(__D Grumman Goose |----\ Jeff Goldin | \ crash@prism.nmt.edu | \ "Havana Daydream" | \________________________________]___ | _______________ /====) ] | \ \_ ===_______________<=====)-+_|__\______ \__ |\ /| \====) ] FSAW > \____ _|/_\|_ ] / \ |_____/ / \____________________________________/ /\ SR-71 //\\ |||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | /| |\ / | | \ _/^\ | | /^\_ / | | | | | | \ / | \ | | / | \ / | | | | | | \ \----| |---\/---| |----/ V-22 Osprey .. .. <==========||==========> <==========||==========> Graham ? || || hakansson@ || .. .. || kaom25.enet.dec.com|| || || || |||_______||__________________||_______||| |||-------------/__[__]__\-------------||| || || | __ __ | || || || ||====|/__||__\|====|| || \| | __/\ ( ) /\__ | |/ _\___\______/___/_ [][] [][] [][] ------ Junkers Ju-87D Stuka | | # \ | Clarence Speer Padilla | ____ \_________|----^"|"""""|"\___________ | cerdtoro@altue.usach.cl \___\ FO + 94 >> `"""""""" ===== "|D ^^-------____--""""""""""+""--_ __--"| `""|"-->####)+---|`"" | \ \ <- O -) `"' _____________________________________________ Apache? ``````````````````````|'''''''''''''''''''''' Ray Shelton /~~~~~~~\ /----|/```````\|----\ | ## ||_______|| ## | ________\----| _____ |----/________ *|* *|* \|#|_|#|/ *|* *|* *|* *|* | ~| |~ | *|* *|* n| |n u u Glider on tow behind Pawnee __________________________ | _|_ _________________________________/ * \_________________________________ \_n_/ O \ Mike Cohler \ mdc1@unix.york.ac.uk \ \ \ _ _-/|\-_ __________-_'__(_|_)__`_-________ ,/^\, [] [] _ _ Crash? 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', # \ ',_ # \ @ ', # \ ^~^ ', # \ NR ', # \___'98fw ',_ _..----.._ # [______ "'==.I\_____________..--"<__\\_n@___4\,_ # ,..-=T __ ____________ \/ "'" 0<== "'-+.._ # I____|_____ }_>=========I>=**""''==-------------==- " | "'-.,___ # [_____,.--'" ""--=<""-----=====+==--''"" # ""'-=+..,,__,-----,_____ -=* | # |__ /-----'#------.,I_---------'" # """"'--..__ _.> # ""'''''"" # F-16C In flight + external FuelTank # by Nathan Roberts # nathan@mail.virtek.com # Concorde (landing configuration) __..--. # Paul Gradenwitz _,-'|\ `. `-. # p.gradenwitz@zrh.sc.philips.com _,-' | \ _`.---. # ,-' () `-/`. \ # ,-' () | `. \ # ,-' __..--"" \ `. \ # ,-'.--"" ,-' ,-'`-._ `. \ # |\ __..--"" ,-' \,/': `-._`. \ # | \__..--"" ______ ,-' _,-'|| : `-._ \ # __..--"" ,-'\_____/-' _,-' `. : `.\ # __..--"" ,-' ,-' ,-' _,-'____/ ()): # `---...___ ,-' ,-' ,-' _,-' _,-' : # ```-,-' ,-' ,-' _,-' _,-' : # |PG\,-'__|,-'--"" _|_,-'-...___ : # |_..--"" | | ```---..: # 0 | | # ()()) ()()) # Concorde (in flight) ___.----.____ # modified by tobias koehler __,--(_,-' ,-' # tk2@rcs.urz.tu-dresden.de _,-' ,-' # _,-' ,-' # ,-' () ,-' # ,-' () ,-' # ,-' __..--"" ,-' # ,-'.--"" ,-' ,-' # |\ __..--"" ,-' ,-': # | \__..--"" ______ ,-' _,-' : # __..--"" ,-'\_____/-' _,-' : # __..--"" ,-' ,-' ,-' _,-'____/ : # `---...___ ,-' ,-' ,-' _,-' _,-' : # ```-,-' ,-' ,-' _,-' _,-' : # |PG\,-'___,-'--"" ___,-'-...___ : # |_..--"" ```---..: # _ ___ # | _/~~/_|--'@@/ _.-"-._ # |(_____/_|@___/ ,-.__ ( \_ # | O ' .ooo. (____.' '--------' # \\ // .ooo. .---. # \o/ \\ // / / \ \ # X \o/ ~~~~~~~ # .-. X \\\ /// # / '--_ \\ // # (________) \o/ # H # An-2 dropping jumpers # Reiko Teepere # peedu@uninet.ee # ___________________________ __________________________ # `--------------------------`()'--------------------------' # Helicopter || # Hayley Wakenenshaw __ || __ # flump@quadrant.xs4all.nl ] """"---...._ .' / # _,-"""==============`--. .'/)/ # ,' ) ,--. .-----. `.___________________.' ///_ # .' / /___| |_____| e c G-DMG _______ () _> # / / /____| |__|__| ,----""""" `// \ # .<`=='===========================.' (/`. \ # ( `.----------------------------/ `._\ # `-._\_ ____...--' # """--ii--'"""77" # hjw .____//______//___, # `-----------------' # Bell X-5 ____ Jonathon R. Oglesbee # \\ `. oglesbee@fullnet.net # \\ `. # \ \ `. # \\01838`. # :. . . . `._______________________.-~|~~-._ # \ ---'-----`-._ # /"""""""/ _...---------.. ~-._________ # // .`_________ .-` \ .-~ / # // .' ||__.~ .-~_____________/ # //___.` .~ .-~ # .~ .-~ # .~ _.-~ # `-_____.-~' # McDonnell XF-85 Goblin .--.-~-. # Jonathon R. Oglesbee / \6524\ # oglesbee@fullnet.net ____ \ /====/ # .` /`~-.\ / / # _...-'----'____ ~/ / # .-~ == ````-- /_ # ||== ...... || # || _____________ || # `~-._`~-._ `~._\ \ # `~~--`~-._=======`.\__\ # JRO `~-._____'. # '======` # Curtiss XP-55 Ascender ..____ # Jonathon R. Oglesbee / /_ \ # oglesbee@fullnet.net / \__/____ || # _____/_.___()278846| || # __________/_|_|_] ' ' ' |.|| # .-' :....: :: :[[[[[[:| > # ( __ ___________ |'|| # '| /_____________\ \---| || # --|_/ | `\. . . . .\--' || # \ \ # jro `\ ___\__ # `\ /____ \ # `\ \_/ # `\____\ # Northrop XP-56 _ # Jonathon R. Oglesbee / | # oglesbee@fullnet.net / |`'. # .~~~\--.../_ |_-~' # /_\_.- ~-._.--~`-. # .-`. __..--~~` _.-~._~-. # ( . :~(__) _.-~ : ~-.~. # .-~` '-.__ ~-------~_|~=,; ~ # _~_.`~~~~ ~~--~~~~~~\ |.-` # ~ \_| # Bell Huey UH1G __ # Jonathon R. Oglesbee ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ # oglesbee@fullnet.net __||__ # ___|(____)|___ # / ____________ \ # || || || # ||_____||_____|| # / A R M Y \ # | _____ _____ | # \/ | | \/ # \_____|__|_____/ # // \\ # // \\ # [] [] # Prop fighter ------ +----. # Darrell Schmidt ---- ¦¦ \ # schmidt@pacbell.net ---- ¦¦ \ .---+. ¦ ¦ # ------`¦----- +----------------------.¦ # ----- \ USAF +------. + ¦+- # --- `---------------------------'¦ # ¦ # F33A x # Douglas Anderson | # dranders@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu | # _=======_ # // \\ # |[_________]| # =====| |===== # ___________________________ -. ( (X) ) .- ___________________________ # `------------------|----------\ /----------|------------------' # \ - / `___O___' \ - / # \ || \|/ || / # || | || #_____________________[M]______________[M]______________[M]___________________ # \ Piper in a spin # \ Jochem Berends # \ \ . J.P.T.J.Berends@lr.tudelft.nl # \_\__/ # O__| \ \ # \ o\/ # \_/\ # / \ \ # O \ # _________\_____________________________________________________ # \ # \ # "Miller Time" __|__ # Jonathon ________(=)________ # Oglesbee °° °° °° °° Now It's # oglesbee@fullnet.net Miller time. # ____ # __,-~~/~ `---. # _/_~~~( ~`~ )\_ # __ / * < / ) \___ # ------===(((((====------------------===))))===----- # \/ ~"~"~"~"~"~\~"~)~"/ # ((( (_ ( \ ( > \) ))) # \_( _ < ~~ >_>' # ~ `-|' *:>|--" # ((( |~~`".| ))) # |'|.|.| # (( | ".|.| )) # *|| :|*|`. # __________________((((( |jro|~| )))))_________________ # Piper Cub? _______________|_______________ # Jack -\-[ ]-/- # baron58@earthlink.net \(o)/ # 0/ \0 # \ # \ /^\_ _/^^^^\__ # \ _/ \/ \_____ _/^^\_ # ~~~ ~~ ~~~ # Big airplane .------, # Joan Stark =\ \ # spunk1111@juno.com .---. =\ \ # | C~ \ =\ \ # | `----------'------'----------, # .' LI.-.LI LI LI LI LI LI LI.-.LI`-. # \ _/.____|_|______.------,______|_|_____) # / / # =/ / # =/ / # =/ / # jgs /_____,' ------------------------- *** END OF COLLECTION *** ------------------------- NOTES: 1) Names given for source or author are solely for reference purposes. Not responsible for disputes about origin. But I would be interested in knowing the definitive origin if you know it. ----- Paul Tomblin (ptomblin@xcski.com) File: mirrors/ptomblin/ABOUT.txt The ORIGINAL Ascii Airplane Collection > This collection was begun by me, Paul Tomblin, around 1989, when I was > uunet!geovision!pt or pt@geovision.gvc.com (I'm now ptomblin@xcski.com). > Since that time, it's been posted by me several times, and other people have > stolen my collection, added a few planes and called it their own. Dan Grunloh > (grunloh@uiuc.edu) rearranged it a bit, added lots of planes, but kept > crediting me. I like that. He and I now cooperate on the collection. Source: http://xcski.com/~ptomblin/planes.txt Date: 2021-07-14 Curator: Paul Tomblin Author: N/A File: mirrors/wicked/ABOUT.txt :Wicked Ascii Art: collection > This is a collection of pictures made up purely of ascii characters > (the stuff you can type on your keyboard). I have always been > incredibly facinated by the incredibly beautiful and cool images > you can produce with just simple characters. I've been collecting > images for many years, and I display them here. This collection is > a tribute to all the great ascii art masters out there, and > especially my dear friend, Joan Stark, probably the best known > ascii artist out there and a living legend! > > Even today with the web filled with huge images, video and other > multimedia, ascii art lives on. How can this be? Take a look at > these pages and see for yourself. Source: https://web.archive.org/web/19981205173243id_/http://wigwam.askoyv.no/ascii/ Date: 2021-07-28 Curator: Erik Kambestad Veland Author: N/A File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/rat.txt From - Fri Dec 20 07:28:51 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!arclight.uoregon.edu!news.uoregon.edu!news.hn.netlink.co.nz!southern.co.nz!not-for-mail From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Requesting a cute mouse. Date: 19 Dec 1996 06:22:51 GMT Organization: Southern InterNet Services Lines: 36 Message-ID: <59amvs$f9h@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <32B759A1.158@hotmail.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: kalessin.southern.co.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950621BETA PL0] Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9097 James Falcon (Twarm) (touchstone@hotmail.com) wrote: >Hello. I'm alookin' for a cute little rat. If it isn't cute, it just >won't do. I love cute little mousies, just reply to this post, or mail >me at touchstone@hotmail.com ____-----__ .--' `\ .' `. .' \ _______ .' `. ____,---' ~~~<.---' \ _C~ `--' \ __--x_x-' .~ `---' ` | / \' | \| | \ \ , __ `, `~~ ~~ --__ .' \ | `` \_ ' | | `-._ / ` / `-.___/--. / / | / `~~--__ \ / | < __> `, > | / \ .--' / ,'`---.___ .' / `. .' ___.---'/ / | / `.___ .' .~~ .--' / Zach \_ __/ \ `. |'/\| /, __,' Bolinger `----' `.__ `, \' `/._/ //.< `---.." | `' VV V __..--' .' .' .' .' .------' RAT | .' ______.' | .' .' __====_`-----' .-------' `-------' File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/pigs4.txt From - Wed Apr 16 20:14:05 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!hermod.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!news.radio.cz!CESspool!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Need Pigs, Please BIG FAT PIG! (I mean Animals!!) Date: 16 Apr 1997 05:56:44 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 83 Message-ID: <19970416055600.BAA13539@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <5hp2sj$813@faatcrl.faa.gov> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14243 (\____/) / @__@ \ ( (oo) ) `-.~~.-' / \ @/ \_ (/ / \ \) jgs WW`----'WW __ _...,_ (, ) , , _..---'"' `-./ :`.----.':_.-'" `, : ^ ^ : ; : 6 6 : ; : : . ; : __ : : ; `:'.--.`:' . `. ; : o o : ;`-.___ `. .'`. `----': : : ```"''"'``. `. ; jgs : : : .' .' .' .' .'_.' .' .'_.' `---' `---' __ _,..,_ (, ) .,' `,./ .' :`.----.': `, : : ^ ^ : ; : : 6 6 : ; : : : ; : : __ : ; : `:'.--.`:' ; `. : o o : .' jgs : `----' : : . :'`: . : `.:.' `.:.' __,___@ [_'^ ) `//-\\ ^^ ^^ @___,__ jgs ( ^'_] //-\\' ^^ ^^ (\__ (\ `\__ (`, .------.,-' b | `-/ ',__,-"` | `; , | \ ;.----/ ,/ jgs ) // / ( ( \ \ \`.`\ \ \ \ `-` `" `-`" (\__ __/) (\ `\__ __/` /) (`, .------.,-' b | | d '-,.------. '`) `-/ ',__,-"` `"-.__,' \-' | `; , | | , ,` | \ ;.----/ ,/ \, \----.; / jgs ) // / ( ( \ / ) ) `\ \\ ( \ \`.`\ \ \ \ / / / / // / `-` `" `-`" "`=` "``=` -joan -- _ _ ( \/ ) .---. \ / .-"-. / 6_6 \/ / 4 4 \ joan stark \_ (__\ \_ v _/ spunk1111@juno.com // \\ // \\ (( )) (( )) =======""===""========""===""======= ASCII Art Gallery: jgs ||| ||| http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ | | File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/swords.txt Subject: swords. 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':: . : ....... : '' : : ......' : ... : .... : : . ..' .MM. . . .MMMM... M. .MMMMMMM MM. .MMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM MMMMMMM. MMMMMM MMMMMMMM MMMMM MMMMMMM. MMMMM M MMMMM MMMMM M MMMMM MMMMM M MMMMM MMMMMM MMMMMMM MMMMMM MMMMM MMMMMMM MMMMMMM MMMMMMM MMMMMM MMMMM MMMM MMM -- Jan W. Zumwalt - Engineer Computer Information Systems zumwalt@alaska.net http://alaska.net/~zumwalt Beware the man of one book. - Chinese (or the person who has only used one operating system!) The only real equality is found in a cemetary. - German File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/sexsmil.txt :-) -: Smilie with an erection :-) 8 - Female. :-| 8( )- Pregnant Female. :-( :- Impotent (Or let down). :-) -8 Blue balls. ;-) o===8 Braggart. :-\ 8o After a cold shower. ;-) ===8 Circumcised. 8-O --* Just before doubling over with pain. :-) -^-: In need of some corrective surgery. :-) :-... Taking a leak. :-} -oo-: Taking matters into hand. :-{ -__-: After slamming the toilet seat. :-o ^^: After zipping up fly too fast. ><> Chris/2 ><> The penis mightier than the sword Finish with boring smiles ;-) :-} B-) 8-| .... Now are coming new expressions c=: Phallus =============== C===: XXL size c=. Phallus of a Cyclop =: Eunuch`s phallus c=; ... with a crushed testicle c=//=: Bobbit Phallus ... c=#=: ... after operation. c=:: four-engined ~: Child ,: powerless |I| Frontside |.| powerless in frontside c=3 in abstinebce from a while c=B clergyman (y) Pubis yyyyyyyyyyyyy 8x Scissors (8x) Bobbit`s wife {y} Old pubis [y] Military pubis ((Y)) Fat lady (((Y))) Very fat lady (..(Y)..) More fat isn`t possible (x(Y)) x weigthed lady (in Kg) (x) Gay File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/motorbike.txt From - Fri Nov 22 17:47:06 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!uwm.edu!math.ohio-state.edu!howland.erols.net!feed1.news.erols.com!news.idt.net!mr.net!newshub.tc.umn.edu!fu-berlin.de!news-ber1.dfn.de!news-ham1.dfn.de!news-han1.dfn.de!news-koe1.dfn.de!news.rwth-aachen.de!newsserver.rrzn.uni-hannover.de!news From: Andreas Dehnhardt Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: motorbike Date: Fri, 22 Nov 1996 00:39:45 -0800 Organization: RRZN - Newsserver Lines: 52 Message-ID: <329566D1.316@stud.uni-hannover.de> References: <3293F87A.14E3@informatik.tu-chemnitz.de> NNTP-Posting-Host: mod40.stud.uni-hannover.de Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.02 (Win16; I) S. Zuehlsdorf wrote: > > Has anybody some motorbike-ascii or does anybody know where I can get it > from? I would be very happy if someone could help me. Here are some: ^ //\ \ \\ .__=. \ \____ ,' -(@)\-\<) \__ \ (_______/_:\ >==.\ \___,' /# #\ | : \____ ,\\\___/|_|##(O)##| `./\---. / ,`--' ,======'//, //.\ . \ ( ______)_//<_> O//// ( (@O ) ) (________/ ====='o' \ `-' / `----' `---' _ _ )/___ (_) __/(___)####/c / /\\|| \ / \ \__/ ----'\__/ ^___ C/|_____ ____----: _ // \****\/___'____\ / _// \*|::|***/ _ \ \ | |O/ | *||*----|O| | \___/ \_ \___/ 0) \ []\_ \ ___[}__/-] /----\\ =/\_ OO00oo...=/_\_#|[_]/\\ \_________\_/______\_/_ __ /-----\ __ __ /-----\ __ (__\/ _____ \/__) (__\/<-OoO->\/__) =( \___/ )= =( _____ )= \ ___ / \/_____\/ | / _ \ | |[MD2BE]| \ || || / \ ----- / \|| ||/ \ | | / \| |/ \| |/ |_| |_| File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/puzzle.txt Subject: Re: J&G H/P network community newsletter ISSUE 4 Date: Thu, 9 Jan 1997 21:58:17 -0800 (PST) From: "J. Melusky" To: Erik Kambestad Veland _ _ __ __ _| \_) |_ (_/ _| (_ _ _) _ (_ |_( )_|__( >__| By Jon Melusky & Randy Ransom |_ _| |_ _) |_ _( /_ _|_ ___ | (_< (_) ^ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/octopus.txt From - Fri Nov 29 19:50:32 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!newspump.sol.net!uwm.edu!math.ohio-state.edu!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: octupus Date: Fri, 29 Nov 1996 16:22:37 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 43 Message-ID: <329EFFBD.2573@wing.rug.nl> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: wing1.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) To: Jennifer R Gworek Jennifer R Gworek wrote: > > i was wondering if anyone could post an octupus ascii art. i am looking > for one to use as a signature for my friend. thanks much. > Here's two, a large one and a small one: _,--._ ,' `. |\ / ,-. ,-. \ /| )o),/ ( ( o )( o ) ) \.(o( /o/// /| `-' `-' |\ \\\o\ / / |\ \( . , )/ /| \ \ | | \o`-/ `--' \-'o/ | | \ \ `,' `.' / / \. \ `-' ,'| /\ |`. `-' / ,/ \`. `.__,' / / \ \ `.__,' ,'/ \o\ ,' ,' `. `. /o/ \o`---' ,' `. `---'o/ `.____,' -shimrod `.____,' ,---. ( O O ) ).-.( '/|||\` '|` Hope you like 'em -- ,/ * ,-. , , , , , ,-. ,-. ,-. _,'/_ | ( ` | | | |\ /| | ) / \ | \ (") ,'/ `-. |--| | | \/ | |-< | | | | _ _,-H-./ / . ) | | | | | | | \ / | / \_\_\. / `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ` `-' `-' /" / \ \ Herman Hiddema ._/ / \ \_. mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl \_.'( ) (`._/ http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod ) ( contains: ascii-art, games, mpegs ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/mermaid3.txt From - Thu Jan 16 07:23:56 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: my first serious try... Date: 16 Jan 1997 04:54:21 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 78 Message-ID: <19970116045400.XAA04745@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <32DD99F4.23B2@concentric.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:10236 In article <32DD99F4.23B2@concentric.net>, "tink!!!" writes: >...hope it passes the test... Nikki! It's wonderful! 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CMAAIIIAAZ...ZAAIIIAAMO CAAIIIIAZ.. ..ZAIIIIAAO 'CAIIIAZ.. ..ZAIIIAO' 'CIIIZ.. ..ZIIIO' 'CIIZ... ...ZIIO' 'CIZZ... ...ZZIO' 'CIZ.. ..ZIO' 'V.. ..V' Y' 'Y ' ' -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/swimmer.txt From - Fri Nov 29 19:41:36 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!news.nacamar.de!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Swimmer for sig Date: 29 Nov 1996 01:34:59 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.13) Lines: 43 Message-ID: <19961129013600.UAA28530@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <329A647E.6F14@alma.digicom.qc.ca> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article <329A647E.6F14@alma.digicom.qc.ca>, Martine Duperre writes: >I just found out this group and I was wondering if anybody has a swimmer >in stock for me to use as a signature? I diddled around and came up with this one... a little big for a sig though... unless you like big sigs ... .---. .-------------------------. / .-. \ (I'm ready for the 200 fly! ) \=@-@=/ /'-------------------------' ( e ) _) (_ .')\_/('. /,(_USA_),\ \\ \ / // \\/ \// (/-._.-\) | T | | | | \ | / \ | / )|( /u|u\ jgs / | \ /-,-|-,-\ -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/yinyang2.txt From - Tue Dec 10 19:29:59 1996 Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!netcom.com!bertino From: jsshergill@ucdavis.edu (Jay Shergill) Subject: [REQ] Ying-Yang Pic Message-ID: Sender: bertino@netcom14.netcom.com Organization: University of California, Davis Date: Tue, 10 Dec 1996 16:31:33 GMT Approved: bertino@netcom.com Lines: 22 Xref: online.no rec.arts.ascii:812 Hi there! I am looking for a sig sized ying-yang pic <6-8 lines or somewhere around there>. I have a picture right now, but it not quite what I need. I need for the black part of the Ying Yang to be on the right side facing up. Can anyone help me with this? Thanks for your time! Jay Shergill ..e$*"""""**$e.. .e*" ""$e. .$" *$. e$.e$$$$$$$. "$e .$$$$$$$$$$$$$. $. $$$$$$$ "$$$$$ $$$e $$ $$$$$$$$e$$$$$$. "**" $$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$e. .$$ "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$e...ee$$$" "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" "*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$*" """******""" File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/teddybears1.txt From - Sat Jan 25 12:02:22 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!hermod.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!enews.sgi.com!news.sgi.com!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!su-news-feed4.bbnplanet.com!sonysjc!sonybc!newsjunkie.ans.net!newsfeeds.ans.net!interaccess!usenet From: Michael Juhlin Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: ASCII TEDDY BEAR :o) Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 21:30:21 -0600 Organization: Blinktechnology Corp Lines: 20 Message-ID: <32E6DB4D.2B9E@interaccess.com> References: <5c10cr$kg9$1@sheoak.bendigo.latrobe.edu.au> Reply-To: kato13@interaccess.com NNTP-Posting-Host: d234.dialnet1.interaccess.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (Win95; I) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:10513 user name wrote: ("-^-/") `o__o' ] (_Y_) _/ _..`--'-.`, (__)_,--(__) 7: ; 1 _/,`-.-' : (_,)-~~(_,) . ("-^-/") `Ù__Ù' ] (_€_) _/ _..`--'-.`, (__)_,--(__) j¶ ¶ : _/_`-.-' : (_,)-~~(_,) These are the best I've come up with. They look better on telnet than on netscape. File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/seagull.txt From - Thu Dec 12 17:57:58 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.mindspring.com!mindspring!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!swidir.switch.ch!news.rccn.net!news.ist.utl.pt!alfa.ist.utl.pt!l33812 From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Seagull Date: 12 Dec 1996 14:33:47 GMT Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Lines: 36 Message-ID: <58p54b$cco@ci.ist.utl.pt> NNTP-Posting-Host: alfa.ist.utl.pt X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8774 A friend of mine asked me to do a sig regarding her nickname Someone told me the wings of my first version looked like the ones on a 747 boeing!! I must say I agree a bit with that statement :)) Now I made up a new one. Any opinions? old: .--...___ ___...--. ,;,''---,,_~~~~----....----....----~~~~_,,---``.:. '' ''''----,,_ (. . _,,----```` `` Waves are my home \ `\)/ Wind is my life `--' __._ _..__ _.._ -~~ ~~--..__.._-~~~--..--~~ ~~--.__.----...-'~ ~~---...-.__seal__. new: Waves are my home .:~~--__ __--~~:. Wind is my life ,:;'~'-,__~~--..----..--~~__,-`~`::. ,:;' ''-,_ (. . _,-`` `::. ,;' \ `\)/ `:. ' `--' ` __._ _..__ _.._ -~~ ~~--..__.._-~~~--..--~~ ~~--.__.----...-'~ ~~---...-.__seal__. Thanks ... -- .. ... .,----------------------------------,-. .. . I .. . .... .. . / Armando Frazao - aka Seal /--' .. ,'.`. ... .. .. / --*-- / .__,-'.:::.`-.__, .. . / l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt / . .. ~-------------~ .. / http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 / .. _|=|___|=|_ . (__________________________________(_; .__,-'.:::::::::.`-.__, .\/./ ~-------------------~ '\|/` "Mystery is the key to enchantment" _|_|_|___|_|_|_ _|_ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/yinyang3.txt From - Wed Mar 5 18:18:58 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!europa.clark.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!newsxfer.itd.umich.edu!uunet!in3.uu.net!202.37.60.10!comp.vuw.ac.nz!canterbury.ac.nz!newshost.tpnet.co.nz!news From: "Paul Wilkins" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: ying-yang wanted Date: 5 Mar 1997 02:37:20 GMT Organization: Disk Daemon Lines: 27 Message-ID: <01bc290d$9ee5b860$0105a8c0@paul-wilkins> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: wakko.tpnet.co.nz X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1155 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12349 ,o888b,`?8888888888P',d888o, ,8888 888 ?888888P 888 8888, 8888888P' 888888 `?8888888 888P' 888888 `?888 yin yang `88 O d888888b O 88' `?._ _.o8888888888o._ _.P' .,ad88888888baa, ,d8P""" ""9888ba. .a8" ,ad88888888888a aP' ,88888888888888888a ,8" ,88888888888888888888, ,8' (8888888888(_)88888888, ,8' `8888888888888888888888 8) `888888888888888888888, 8 "8888888888888888888) 8 `888888888888888888) 8) "8888888888888888 (b _ "88888888888888' `8, (8) 8888888888888) "8a ,888888888888) V8, d88888888888" `8b, ,d8888888888P' `V8a, ,ad8888888888P' ""88888888888888888P" """""""""""" File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/sailormars.txt From - Mon Jan 6 17:52:25 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!howland.erols.net!cs.utexas.edu!usc!newshub.cts.com!narwhal.maximumaccess.com!tnlhub!marcia.chabert From: marcia.chabert@tnlhub.maximumaccess.com (Marcia Chabert) Date: 06 Jan 97 00:56:11 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Sailor Moon Ascii Message-ID: <42e_9701060021@tnlhub.maximumaccess.com> References: X-FTN-To: Valkyrie Organization: TNL Online! uucp HUB Lines: 203 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9744 -=> Quoting Valkyrie to All <=- Va> From: Valkyrie Va> Subject: Sailor Moon Ascii Va> Organization: Earthlight Communications, Otago Va> =20 Va> We Fight For Love and Justice!!! Va> S A I L O R _ M O O N Nice SM Ascii!! :) Wish I could do the same..... but I just adopt them :) The best Senshi :) SAILOR MARS!!! :) ::::::::::::::::' """""""""" ::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::' :~< . ::::::::::::::: ! ! < !. ::::::::::::::: ' !! ! ! '! :::::::::::::::. : :`'! `> ! ::::::::::::::::: ~ ! .`~ . :: XH> ::::::::::::::::: ~ ! `~: ~! ~~:.`-`( :::::::::::::::::: ! ! .. ::..XX? R M :: :::::::::::::::`:: ~ ~ t! . .::: Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      Organization: Pharoh On-Line Service To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART ________________________________________________________________________ .======. mb jb js cr ms | _/ | , , !! !! !! !! !! | c"} | .{}. , !! , !! , !! , !! , !! `======' /\ !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! /;;\ ||==========|| /;;;;\ || . . || /;;;;;;\ || \. /. | /;::::::;\ || /\..\\__ || /;;;;;;;;::\ || ___/\/\\/ \ \ || /:::;;;;:::::\ || (___)O____) \/ || =====================/::::::::;;;;::\=======|MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM|======== .(). IIII .(%). .($). |==| IIII |=#=| |%%%| |#_| IIII |=#=| |@_@| .(%)_. |=#=#| mBb 12/96 |#_#_| - Mike Just another: _M C") _____( )________ ./#####_"_########\. FOOL ON ./--------------------\. THE HILL ./@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\. ./@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\. ./@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\. ./@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ mBb 10/96 @@@@@@@@@@\. ./@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ mike.bell@pharoh.uu.holonet.net File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/mermaid2.txt From - Wed Jan 8 07:07:20 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!hermod.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!enews.sgi.com!arclight.uoregon.edu!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!worldnet.att.net!uunet!in2.uu.net!152.163.170.17!newstf01.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Please! mermaid wanted Date: 7 Jan 1997 20:58:43 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 36 Message-ID: <19970107205600.PAA10077@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <5ashmi$c7n@lana.zippo.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9850 In article <5ashmi$c7n@lana.zippo.com>, Julnar The Mermaid writes: >Anyone have a mermaid? I have several on my homepage... except this new one: -=[mermaid]=- 12/96 .---. / /"\ \ )/a a\( ( ( - ) ) ) ) ( ( (__) \ ) /,(@)~(@\__) \\ \ / // \\/\'/\// (/^.^.^\) |^.^.^| |^.^.^| \^.^.^/ \^.^/ )^( /^.^\ /.^,^.\ jgs,/-,-|-,-\, ^~^~^`^~^~^ -joan -- _ _ __.---. _ _ ( \/ ) /__|6\ ) .-. ( \/ ) \ / `-\_/ / / 6_6_ \ / \/ ,) (, \ (___\ \/ // \\ ,) (, ____________________{(_____)}__ // \\ (_ punk1111@juno.com ""|||"" __{(_____)}____________)tark, joan ||| ""|||"" ASCII Art Gallery: | jgs | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/mousecute.txt From - Sat Dec 21 01:20:05 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!newstf02.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Requesting a cute mouse. Date: 20 Dec 1996 20:23:47 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 34 Message-ID: <19961220202300.PAA11313@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <59eod5$sn2@pandora.cs.utwente.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9145 this is the cutest that I have: (many more on my homepage) .--, .--, ( ( \.---./ ) ) '.__/o o\__.' {= ^ =} > - < / \ // \\ //| . |\\ "'\ /'"_.-~^`'-. \ _ /--' ` jgs ___)( )(___ (((__) (__))) -please keep my initials on this one as it is one of my absolute favorites! -joan -- .--, .--, ( ( \.---./ ) ) '.__/o o\__.' {= ^ =} > - < ___________.""`-------`"".____________ / o joan stark O \ \ spunk1111@juno.com / / . O o \ \ ascii art gallery / __ / http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ \ _.-' `. \______________o__________o____________/ .-~^ `~--' jgs ___)( )(___ `-.___.' (((__) (__))) File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/various19.txt Subject: Request:Cyborgs Date: Wed, 9 Apr 1997 22:45:15 +1000 From: CountZero Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Hi All I'm after some piccies of Cyborgs in any configuration, from single page to multipage art. Can Any one help? CountZero . . /\ .: * . . . * .' `. . . * . . : . / \ _ .________________ . . | `.+-~~-+.'/.' `.^^^^^^^^\~~~~~\. . . -*- . . |u--.| / \~~~~~~~|~~~~~| | | u|.' `." 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For I learned yesterday that I cannot die, And they say THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!! Forge me a sword, for I need to defend Against those who'll come seeking my head. And we'll fight 'till the inescapable end, That leaves one alive, and one dead. Forge me a sword, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!, And too much time already has passed. For though we all must fall, ere the Game can be done, I'll be damned if I won't be the last. I am Highlander, the IMMORTAL. From the depths of time, I and many of my kind have battled and loved. We are waiting for the time of the Gathering, when only a few of us are left. Then we will battle for the ULTIMATE prize. Remember THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!! |\ <<\ - / \ // _-----------------------------------------------------------{o}______/| < -==============================================:::{*}///////////] `-----------------------------------------------------------{o}~~~~~~\| \ / \\ </\ / __--~~ \-~~ _-~ -\(((((''''(((((((( >~\/ --~~ __--~' _-~ ~| --==//////(('' . `)))))), / ___---~~ ~~\~~__--~ ))| @ ;-. (((((/ __--~~~'~~/ ( `| / ) )))/ ~~~~~__\__---~~__--~~--_ | | | (/ ---~~~/__-----~~ ,;::' \ , o_); ; / ----~~/ \,-~~~\ | /| ; ( ---~~/ `:::| |;| < > | _ `----~~~~' / `:| \;\_____// ______/\/~ | / / ~------~ /~;;.____/;;' / ___----( `;;;/ / // _;______;'------~~~~~ |;;/\ / // | | / | \;;,\ (<_ | ; /',/-----' _> \_| ||_ //~;~~~~~~~~~ `\_| (,~~ \~\ ~~ ___,---.__ /'|`\ __,---,___ ,-' \` `-.____,-' | `-.____,-' // `-. ,' | ~'\ /`~ | `. / ___// `. ,' , , \___ \ | ,-' `-.__ _ | , __,-' `-. | | / /\_ ` . | , _/\ \ | \ | \ \`-.___ \ | / ___,-'/ / | / \ \ | `._ `\\ | //' _,' | / / `-.\ /' _ `---'' , . ``---' _ `\ /,-' `` / \ ,='/ \`=. / \ '' |__ /|\_,--.,-.--,--._/|\ __| / `./ \\`\ | | | /,//' \,' \ / / ||--+--|--+-/-| \ \ | | /'\_\_\ | /_/_/`\ | | \ \__, \_ `~' _/ .__/ / `-._,-' `-._______,-' `-._,-' And to my Favorite Comic Hero..... GhostRider ( . ) ) ( (| . ) )\/ ( ( ( * ( (( / ))\)) ( ) ) ( \ )\( | ))( ) (| >) ))/ | )/ \(( ) \ ( ( . -. V )/ )( ( \ / . \ . \)) )) )( ( | | ) . 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I believe it is a form | GAMMA |_______________________| | of life only previously theoried | _________ DEVICE INPUT | about by Dr. G. Marconi. If all || LIBRARY | | our readings are correct, this || A B |( GEO ) ( MET ) ( BIO ) | is a 'HAM' sir. A very diverse ||^^^^_____|( ___ ) ( ___ ) ( ) | and networked group of singular | ([___]) ([___]) ([+#+]) | persons who communicate to each | (_____) (_____) (_____) | through the electro-magnetic +=====================================+ spectrum. Their language APPEARS | COMM TRANSMISSION | to be analog... however, there | /_________________\ ________ | is a great deal of digital | { ACCEPT |INTERSHIP } E |\ /| | enhancement... and even totally | {________|__________} M | |####| | | digital modes... Sir, I am... | { POOL |TRICORDER } R | |####| | | Puzzeled. There appears to be no | {________|__________} G |/______\| | root base to create a language |-------------------------------------| translation matrix. 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One Turkey, coming up: ,+*^^*+___+++_ ,*^^^^ ) _+* ^**+_ +^ _ _++*+_+++_, ) _+^^*+_ ( ,+*^ ^ \+_ ) { ) ( ,( ,_+--+--, ^) ^\ { (@) } f ,( ,+-^ __*_*_ ^^\_ ^\ ) {:;-/ (_+*-+^^^^^+*+*<_ _++_)_ ) ) / ( / ( ( ,___ ^*+_+* ) < < \ U _/ ) *--< ) ^\-----++__) ) ) ) ( ) _(^)^^)) ) )\^^^^^))^*+/ / / ( / (_))_^)) ) ) ))^^^^^))^^^)__/ +^^ ( ,/ (^))^)) ) ) ))^^^^^^^))^^) _) *+__+* (_))^) ) ) ))^^^^^^))^^^^^)____*^ \ \_)^)_)) ))^^^^^^^^^^))^^^^) (_ ^\__^^^^^^^^^^^^))^^^^^^^) ^\___ ^\__^^^^^^))^^^^^^^^)\\ ^^^^^\uuu/^^\uuu/^^^^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\ ___) >____) >___ ^\_\_\_\_\_\_\) ^^^//\\_^^//\\_^ ^(\_\_\_\) ^^^ ^^ ^^^ ^^ HAPPY THANKSGIVING! **Bram Hernick ***bramie@interlog.com ***http://www.interlog.com/~bramie/ Arlene Schiffman wrote in article <56lj58$2qo8@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>... > well it is the holiday time of year and some of my students have > requested some thanksgiving art to use in their signature files. thank > you in advance. > > arlene > > File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/t-rex.txt From - Tue Nov 19 00:37:07 1996 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!peerfeed.internetmci.com!news.uoregon.edu!disco.iinet.net.au!news.uwa.edu.au!alpha8.curtin.edu.au!usenet From: edias@cc.curtin.edu.au Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: T-Rex Date: Sun, 17 Nov 96 16:44:32 +800 Organization: Curtin University Lines: 61 Message-ID: <56mj9j$ktk@alpha8.curtin.edu.au> References: <19961115052400.AAA13195@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: alpha7.curtin.edu.au Rofl, now that is amusing Joan ;) >I can't believe I did this: > \\ > \\_ \\ > (') \\_ > jgs / )=.---(') > o( )o( )_-\\_ > Speaking of rabbits, well not really :) .... 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Phillip Gong / | ' \ ( ) 0 Phone : 911 \_/-, ,----' E-Mail: gong@umr.edu ==== // WWW : http://www.umr.edu/~gong / \-'~; /~~~(O)---------------------------------------------------- / __/~| / |I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos. ==( _____| (_________| -- Albert Einstein File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/treesandsaws.txt Subject: Re: trees and such Date: Wed, 19 Feb 1997 19:14:02 +0000 From: mikea Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART HI Matt > Does anyone have any trees? (pine type) or saws or any other > sawmill/forest type art? for my sawmill e-mail resume. > > > Matt Purington > MattMWP@juno.com > > Here is what I have and came up with hope it will come in handy for you _ _ | | | | | | | | ( ------------------------------------------------ ) | | ( ) | \/\/\ /\/\/| | | | ~/\/\/\ /\/\/~ | | | | ~/\/\/\/ \/\/\/~ | | | | ~\/\/\/\/~ | | \_/ \_/-=ma=- Using a CROSS-CUT saw like this was hard WORK But thay cut many a tree down in the Grate NorthWest _ // _ // //-/---/ \--// // | // \~=~=~=~=~=~=~=~=~=~=~=~\ || <_ // Z ) || | (~O~) Z / ||___| /~=~=~=~=~=~=~=~=~=~=~=~ \--------------/ -=ma=- But the CROSS-CUT was put away for the GAS powered saw like this. But it was still HARD work to CUT a Tall FUR TREE DOWN /^\ // \\ ///|\\\ ////|\\\\ /////|\\\\\ //////|\\\\\\ ///////|\\\\\\\ ///////| |\\\\\\\ | | -=ma=- `''`'' `'`''`' A tree like you may have in your Back Yard it may only be 10 feet tall /^\ // \\ /// \\\ ////|\\\\ ////| |\\\\ /////| |\\\\\ //////| |\\\\\\ | | | | | | | | -=ma=- `'`' '`'`' This may be 200 feet Tall for it need to be tall to get to the SUN to stay GREEN. All the other tree are doing the same ____ |^|________________________|^|___ |--------\ / | | | | || |------ \ | | | @ | | || | \ \ | | | @ @ | | || |------| -------- | | | @ | | || | | ______ ) | / \ / \ || |______| / \ | \---/ \--------------------/ \-/| / \| /---------\=================/-------\ \----------/ ] /-----\ /-----\ \ ========| /------\ / --- \ / --- \ / ---- \ | | | | | | | | | | | | \ --- / \ --- / \ ---- / ----- ----- ------ -=ma=- You do not see many LOG TRUCKS to day if you do thay would have many logs on them. the day's of the 10 foot in dia. OLD GROWTH log and one LOG per TRUCK are long gone ---------->Mike Abrams ( mikea@efn.org ) Eugene,or U.S.A>----------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/smiley1.txt oooo$$$$$$$$$$oooo oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o o$ $$ o$ o $ oo o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o $$ $$ $$o$ oo $ $ "$ o$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$o $$$o$$o$ "$$$$$$o$ o$$$$$$$$$ ** $$$$$$$$$ ** $$$$$$$$$$o $$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ """$$$ "$$$""""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ "$$$ o$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$o $$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" "$$$$$$oooo$$$$o o$$$oooo$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$"$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$"""""""" """" $$$$ "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" o$$$ "$$$o """$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"$$" $$$ $$$o "$$""$$$$"""" o$$$ $$$$o oo o$$$" "$$$$o o$$$$$$o"$$$$o o$$$$ "$$$$$oo ""$$$$o$$$$$o o$$$$"" ""$$$$oooo "$$$o$$$$$ $$$""" ""$$$$$$oo $$$$$$$$$ """$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$ Have a nice day!!! $$$$$ (Artist Unknown) File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/moosenorwegian.txt From - Sun Feb 9 14:09:50 1997 Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!worldnet.att.net!uunet!in2.uu.net!130.235.20.4!news.lth.se!hobbe.ub2.lu.se!bjorn From: Bjorn Ardo Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Moose Date: Tue, 4 Feb 1997 07:24:55 +0100 Organization: Lund Institute of Technology, Sweden Lines: 48 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: hobbe.ub2.lu.se Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII NNTP-Posting-User: bjorn Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:16953 This is the moose on the swedish roadsigns: $$ $ $ $ $ $$ $ $ $$ $ $$$$ $$ $ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$ $$$$ $$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$ $$ $$$ $$$ $$$$ $$$$$ $$$ $$$$ $$$ $$$$ $ $$$ $$$$ $$$ $$$$ $$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$ $$$ $$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$ $$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$$ $$$$$$$$$ $$$ $$$$ $$$$ $$$$ $$ ----------------------------------------------------- Calvin: "Sometimes I think the surest ----- sign that intelligent life Bjorn exists elsewhere in the ----- universe is that none of it has ever tried to contact us" ----------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/mayberrymelonpool.txt Subject: Mayberry Melonpool Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 20:14:52 EST From: Ryan A Estrada Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <9701141832408198@pharoh.uu.holonet.net> If anyone has ever read the comic Mayberry Melonpool, here's some ASCII I did of the characters for Steve Troop, the creator. If any of you have not read the comic Mayberry Melonpool, GO! DO IT NOW! http://www.melonpool.com @ @ @______________________________* * | __ | || THE ADVENTURES OF | | / /__|_ * || _ _ _ _ | |/ ~_/ || /\/\ /\ \/|_\|_ |_||_| \/ | / ~ _\ ||/ \/--\ ||_/|_ |\ |\ | | / _ / oo\ || _ _ _ _ _ | * / / | \ * || /\/\ |_ | | ||\ ||_|| || || | ___| / | |__ ||/ \|_ |_|_|| \|| |_||_||_| \ \ _/| / || | \_ _ _)// ||_____________________________| \ |\____ / || _ * * \ \_|_|_/ * || * \\___ \_______/_________ _|| __^\\ \_ / | | | |__________|_)_) /_ \\ \o / /| |_|_| \(_) |o) | \\ / / / / \ (_) _ | | |\\ / \_\/ | || ( )\___/ |||| ( ) / * || \__ ||||| / UUU ______/ || \ ) \|||/ / / / \ \ || \___/ __/ * / / | | || * |||||__/ \ |_| |_| || _ \ \\\\ | ____/ _\ /__\ * || <" ) \| | / / / | / \ || (\_\ | | / / |________|__|_____|______/\_________^^___((( )((()_______ @ @ / / / / __^/___/ __ _ / / \/ \ \ /__ | | | _\ | | @|@ | \ |/ \___/___/\_\ ( \ \/ ^ \ \_) )) /\ ^ >__/\ | ~ (( \ /_ _\ / |_| _______ / (_) (_) \ _____ =__________ /| | < \/ > | ____||__________||()|coffee| \ _ )_( _/ || / \ |()| | ()()()_/___U_____\_()()() || ( ) |()|______| /| |\ || \__/ / | | \ ( ) UUUU / | FOOD | \ UUU // \\ | SUPPLY | || || | | ____|| || | | |_____\ /_\ |___________________| __ ________ ___/ / / ____|____ / ||/ __/__\_> |__/ _________\ / |/ /= / \=_ | /// \ scratch scratch ( |\|| ( o o )/ /||| 0_0 |_((() )) \ \_| \ _) | ( \\_\ (~~)/| )( ) \ | \ \___ / \_\ _( ~ )//// )/ \______/ \__/ // /_/ H\\ _ |\/| // // ) | \\ \\ / /\ // \\ |__) \\ // |||/| (_3 \ ( )> \\ |||/|\ /_/_\_\ UU \\ ||\/ | || || \( ) / _/ | | \_ \\\\_|____ /___| |____\ ((___|____)) In return, I got these versions back from Steve: RALPH ZINOBOP <> <> __\ /__ / _\/_ \ /~ /_\/_\ ~\ /~ [ o o] ~\ ~~\_/\_/~~ /~~\ |^^| \/ ## (\\\ || \/| | || |/~ /~|ooo (||] || oooo__ _ |______\_\ MAYBERRY MELONPOOL o o | _-~-| |/ = _\ | / v \ | | | |\| | o_o |/| | ~-(_)-| | \_ ~-___-|/ \_ ~_/ #[|]__ # |~|\\\ #/ ]#_/ / | / (///#~# # # __< > >__ (____|____) SAMMY THE HAMMY _ (\\__ / _ ~-_ < O v / _-~ | \\ \ | _ \=3\ |/ \ | >C\_ |__/ (____3 SAM T. DOGG o -~_~-_ _/_-~~3~-_ \ # / \/ #|| o o | ### ~- @@~ ## \ -__/ \ / _ ### )_-~|@| (/@\ | | \ /_| |_ |__\\__\\ Ryan Estrada File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/mermaid.txt From - Mon Nov 18 17:45:53 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Mermaid Date: 18 Nov 1996 04:22:51 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.10) Lines: 85 Sender: news@aol.com Message-ID: <19961118042500.XAA21293@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article , Arcadian writes: >Please will someone post a mermaid. I have several- including the following: ~ a mermaid ~ 8/96 . . / ((()) . /--, / (((())) <') =< ))6.6(( \__/ \ ((( v ))) //\ ))) (((\ // /(() ()))\// //))) (((`\/ //(((^^^))) |\ /| // ))^^^(( \\\/// // ((`\^^)\ \\//jgs ~` )) `\^^^`\_/^/ ( `\^^^~^/ `~~~` ~ mermaid princess ~ 8/96 ~ o ~ ~ ~ .:. o / ~ vvVAVvv o /--, / ~ ~ ~ (((())) <') =< ~ ~ ))6.6(( \__/ \ ~ ((( v ))) //\ ~ ~ ))) (((\ // /(() ()))\// ~ ~ /, ~ ~ //))).(((`\/. ~ . <')=< //(((^^^))) |\ /| ~ / \` // ))^^^(( \\\/// /\ ~ // ((\^^^)\ \\// <'(=< ~ ~` ))`\^^^`\__/^/ ~ \/ ~ ~ ( `\^^^^^^/ jgs \ ~ ~ ``~~~` ~ ~ ~ ~ ** mermaid ** 10/96 o sSSSSSSs ~ o SS,,SSSSSs ~ \ S< ?SSSS / \ o S > SSSSS >= ('> _SS)(SSSSS '\ / ( SS SSSSS / \||, )(SS ( SSS\ \\/ /S SS\ \ ~ \./ ). (S / / / \/ \//' ~ /^ ^ '|\` /^ ^ ^| / ^ ^ / ~ |^ ^/' \^ ^ / ~ `\ ^/' ~ )( / \ jgs / ^ \ ~ _/ ^/`.^`._, `-.-' `-.-' King Neptune is on my homepage... -joan -- _____________________ .-' /| | | | | | | | |-. / / | | | | | | /| | | |\ / / \| | |_ | | | / | | | | \ / __/ _ \ | | \| | |/ /| | | | |\ \__ \ _/ | | .` | . < | | | | |/ / / | \___/ |\_| |\ \| | | | |\ \ /| | | | | | \ | | | | |/ \/ | | | | | | \| | | | / \ | | | | | | | | | |/ spunk1111@juno.com `-.|_____|_|__|_|___|_|_|-' joan stark original ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/wisewords.txt From - Tue Dec 10 07:11:20 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: [pic] ascii art on the internet Date: 9 Dec 1996 19:30:59 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 69 Message-ID: <19961209193000.OAA20099@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8621 "I'm cruising down the Information Superhighway in high gear... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ _ , __ __ __ __ __ -- -,_/\\_~0_\ ___ __ __ __ -- / ___ \- `___`"-, --- `"-( @ )----( @ )---` jgs '-' '-' ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Surfing the waves of the Digital Ocean.. . . - _ . . ~ . ~ - ~ . = . ~ ~ ~ __.---~~_~~_~~_~~_~ ~ ~~_~~~ . . .-' ` . ~_ = ~ _ = . ~ . ~ .' `. ~ - = ~ - _ ~ ` ~ . }` = - _ ~ - . ~ ` = ~ _ . ~ }` . ~ = ~ = ~ - ~ - _ . } ~ .__,~O ` ~ _ ~ ^ ~ - `}` - = /#/`-' - ~ = ~ _ ~ ~ . } ~ - |^\ _ ~ _ - ~ -_ = _ }` _____ /_ /____ - ~ _ ~ _ jgs }` `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`_ = _ ~ - _ _ _ }` `. ~ . - _ = ~. ~ = . - = Exploring the uncharted regions of Cyberspace!" . * . . * -0- . . * - )- . * o . * o | . -O- . | * . -0- * o . ' * . o . . | * * * -O- . . * | , . o .---. = _/__~0_\_ . * o ' = = (_________) . . * * - ) - * . . "Actually, I'm sitting on my butt staring at a computer screen." - TT _ ~0 (_| |(_~|^~~| TT/_ T"T jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -joan -- | \ / _\/_ .-'-. //o\ _\/_ _ ___ __ _ --_ / \ _--_ __ __ | __ /o\\ =-=-_=-=-_=-=_=-_= -=======- = =-=_=-=_,-'|"'_"'"--|-,_ =- _=-=-_=- _=-= _--=====- _=-=_-_,-" (") | jgs=- =- =-= =- = - -===- -= - ." '-( : )-' ... anything is possible... joan stark *** spunk1111@juno.com visit my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/porcelain.txt Subject: porcelain. Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 20:20:43 -0500 (EST) From: CPL_DIAL01@FRONT1.cpl.org To: ekveland@online.no >From robert Wed Jun 29 19:22:00 1994 To: adam Subject: Praying to the porcelain God ____ | || | =- ||\ | || \ | ||\ `////-----. \___'|_////)/ \ | `-----/ / \ | _____/ /| \ \ (_______/ | /\____ \__________/ \_____\ ______/__________\____________\_____ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/toiletthinking.txt Subject: Re: My first contribution 8) Date: Sat, 5 Oct 1996 17:02:52 +0000 From: Slawomir Tengowski Reply-To: tengo@CoLi.Uni-SB.DE Organization: Phonetics & Computational Linguistics To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <3252F4C8.2F60@coli.uni-sb.de> Slawomir Tengowski wrote: > > Hello all! > > Here is my first contribution to this list! Do know that man? Ooops, I have forgotten the attachment some days ago - SORRY! Here is it: _____ / \ Hmmm...where did I see (____/\ ) that toilet roll? ...... |___ U?(____ _\L. | \ ___ / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | ( / _/u | \___|_)_| \| \\ / / \_(___ __) | \\ / / | | | | ) _/ / ) | | _\__/.-' /___( | | _/ __________/ \ | | // / ( ) | | ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| \ (___\ |______)_/ \ |\ \ \ / \ | \__ ) )___/ \ \ )/ /__( ___ | /_//___| \_________ _/ ( / OUuuu \ `----'(____________) -- -------------++++++++++##### TENGO #####++++++++++------------ Sankt-Johanner-Strasse 72 FB 8.7, Phonetics 66115 Saarbruecken Im Stadtwald 66123 Saarbruecken Deutschland/ Germany/ Allemagne/ Tyskland/ Niemiec Tel.: ++49 ((0)681) 49 84 74 Tel: ++49 ((0)681) 302-4694 Fax and Data: by appointment Fax: ++49 ((0)681) 302-4684 Email: tengo@coli.uni-sb.de Homepage: http://coli.uni-sb.de/~tengo/ "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.³ -------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/shark.txt From - Wed Dec 11 18:13:07 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!enews.sgi.com!news.sgi.com!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: [Pic] Shark Date: Wed, 11 Dec 1996 15:27:49 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 21 Message-ID: <32AEC4E5.2A31@wing.rug.nl> References: <32AEC3F5.7857@wing.rug.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: wing3.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8708 This one too: (`. \ `. ) `._..---._ \`. __...---` o ) \ `._,--' , ___,' ) ,-._ \ ) _,-' /,' ``--.._____\/--'' -- ,/ * ,-. , , , , , ,-. ,-. ,-. _,'/_ | ( ` | | | |\ /| | ) / \ | \ `(")' ,'/ `-. |--| | | \/ | |-< | | | | _ _,-H-./ / . ) | | | | | | | \ / | / \_\_\. / `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ` `-' `-' /" / \ \ Herman Hiddema _/ / \ \_ mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl \_.'( ) (`._/ http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod ) ( contains: ascii-art, games, mpegs ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/var8primal.txt Subject: Re: [Pic] Flames & who done it: was Re: Old Camp song (R-Rated) Date: Thu, 5 Dec 1996 16:10:20 -0800 From: Diane Wenner Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART That flame is a great classic work; it rarely gets credited. It was done by the same person who did this one: ............ ....................... ..................................... .............:::::::::::::::::::::............... ........:::::::::______:::::::::::.................... ............_ ---` `-----___:::::............... .........../`` _ ```---__::........... ......./``` \` ` ``--_.............. ....../``` / \` ```\................ ....../``` / \ \`` ```\.......... ..../`` /\ \_ |`` ``\............ ....|`` | \ -/:|``` _ _ `\.............. ..|``` |\ \_ |:::\````` \ \ |\ `\................ .|``` | \_ |::::::\``` \\ // `|.............. |`` |\ --|:::::::::-_`` |............ |`` | \_ |::::::::::::---__ /.......... .|`` | ---|::::::::::::\\ \________/|::........... ...|` |\_ \:::::::::::::\\_ \|\\ |/|:::::............. ...\` | ----___\::::::::::::::\_\==\\=/:::::................. .....\` \ \::::::::::::::::::\\::::::::.................. .......\` \--_ ________\_________________\\::::::::.............. ........\ \/| \|\::::.......... .......::\ / | _______ \::\:........ .........\| | | /| |::::::............... .........::| | |____/ | |-__:::::........... .......:::::| | | | | | __--_::::::.......... .......::::| | | | | |- _ \::......... ......::| | |___|___| | --_--\::......... .........| | | \ \....... ......| | _________________| \ _\......... ...| | | / \ \......... .| | | ____________/________________ \..... | | |/| | \.. | | | | _______ | `|.... | | | | | /| | ``|.. | | | | |____/ | | ``|. | |__________| | | | | | `|... | / _________/__| | | | | `|.... |/_/| |___|___| | `|........ / |_ / |...... | / /| ___ / |.... |/_/ | | \ \ |....... | | | \ \ |.... | | |\ \ \|........ | | | \ \ \.... | | | \ \ \......... | | | \ \ \... | | _________| \ \___________\.. .| | | / \ / /. ..| | |______/ \/__________/.. ....| | |::/``` ```/:::...... .......| _| |_/``` ``/::::::....... .....|/| |` ``/:::::::::.......... ........./ |_______________| ``/:::::::::......... ......| / ___________ / ___________ `/:::::::.......... ...|/_/| \/ // |::::::::......... ......./ | \ / / |:::::::::::.......... ....| | \ / |:::::::::......... ..| | \/ |::::::::::::......... .| | |::::::::::.............. .| | |:::::::.......... ..:| | |::::::::..... .......:/| | |\ /| |::::.............. .......:::/`| | | \ / | _______|_____________________ .....:::/``| | | \/ | /| | .......:::|```| | | /| | | | _______ | ......::::|``` | | | | | | | | /| | .......::|``` | | | /| | | | |____/ | | .....|``` `| | |/:| | | | | | | | ......|`` | | |::| | | | | | | | .....|` | |___________|::| |_| | |___|___| | ...|`` | / /:::| / / | | .....|`` |/___________/|::::|/__| | _______ | ...|`` |___/|:::::::::| | | /| | ..|``` | |:::::::::| | |____/ | | ...|`` |____/|:::::::::_|_ | | | | | .|`` | |:::::::/| | | | | | | .|` |____-|::::::/ | | | | | | | ...|`` | |:::::| | | | | | | | ..|``` | |:::::| | | |__________| | | | ..|`` |__--|:::::| | |/_____ / | | | ....|`` | |::::| | |__/ | | | ...|` | |::::| | | | | | ...|` \__-|:::| | |. | |__________| ......|` \ \::| | |.. | / / .....\ \ /\:| | |... |/__________/ ...\ \/ \| | |.. ..\ \ /| | |.... ..\ \| | |...... ..\ | | |_____________________ ......\ | | | .........\ | |________________________________| ..............\ | / / ...........\ |/________________________________/ ..........\ `\ \::::............. .........\ ``\\::::....... ...........| ```\:::::............... .........| `\|:::::::......... ......| `||:::.......... .......| `|::......... .....| `|::::::......... .....| `|::::::::.................. ......:|` |::::::::::............. ............:/`` /:::::::::............ ...............::/`` /:::::::::........... ...............::/`` /::::::::::::........ ...........::/```` /::::::::........... ..............:/```` /::::::::::::.............. ............../```` /:::::::::::............. ...........|``` /:::::::::::::::............... ...........|` /:::::::::::............... .......|`` /:::::::::::::::.......... ........|` |.:::::::::::.................. ......|` |....::::::............ ....| |......::........ ...| |.......:.... ......\ |............. ......\ \........ ......\ \......... ............\ \..... ...........\\... ...........\..... ..........\....... ........................ . ......................... . . ..................... . . .............. ............. . . ........... .. . . . .. ............................. . . ...................................... . ................................................... . .. . . ...................................................... . .. -||..........__...... "It's your destiny!!!" . / ||......../-- \\.::::........................ . . . ..| ||...... / o o| |.::::::::::::::::::....... . .| _-||.......|| / /.::::::::::::.......... . ..| |..||...... -\_ \ |\-.::::::::::::::....... . .| |.[< \ .../ \.::::::......... .||.|||\|\ | . \.:::::::.......... . . ...|.\|| | \ | | |.:::....... . .....|||_ | / |.::.......... . . . ..||/..-__\ --- | |.::::....... ..||.......|.__ |.:::::::....... .||.......| /.::::::........... ...||......| /.::::::::::........... . . ..||......| |.:::::::::........... ..||......| |.::::::::::::::...... ...||.....| |.::::::::::::::::.... . .....||.....| |.::::::::::::::....... ------ || --- | | --------- P.r.i.m.a.l --- | | If anyone finds out who he is other than "P.r.i.m.a.l", I'd love to know it. -- ______________________________________________________________ | .,,,. | | Diane Wenner Silicon Valley (?~~~?) | | California USA ))(@ @()) | | (() ^ ((( | |__Anything is possible if you have enough cache!_____\~/______| Copyright 5/96 On Wed, 4 Dec 1996, Clyde W. Watson wrote: [snip] If you must flame do it off list. [snip > > > Now I'm done talking so heres a picture of a flame: > ) ( ( ( > ( ) () @@ ) (( ( > ( ( )( @@ ( )) ) ( > ( ( ( ()( /---\ (()( ( > _______ ) ) )(@ !O O! )@@ ( ) ) ) > < ____) ) ( ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( ) > /--| |( o| ( ) ) ((@@(@@ !o! @@@@(@@@@@)() ( > | > \___| ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( ) > | /---------+ (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@( . > | | \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ . . > | \ \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @ . > | \ \----+--\-))) @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. . > | |\______|_)))/ . @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . . > \__========== * . @@ /MM /\O O/\ MM\ @@@@@@@. . > | |-\ \ ( . @ !!! !! \-/ !! !!! @@@@@ . > | | \ \ ) . . @@@@ !! !! .(. @. .. . > | | \ \ ( / .( . \)). ( |O )( O! @@@@ . ) . > | | / / ) ( )). (( .) !! ((( !! @@ (. ((. . . > | | / / () )) )) .( ( ( ) ). ( !! )( !! ) (( )) .. > | |_< / ( ) ( ( ) ) (( ) )).) ((/ | ( | \( )) ((. ). > ____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_ > C.T.Hart > > -Clyde > > -- > .. , Clyde W. Watson, Bay Networks, Inc. MA > \\ ( \ _.-------------=================############# > "**##*' clydew@baynetworks.com > (, 800-222-7611 x68325 > File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/teddy2.txt Subject: Re: Help! Diddles Needed...+ Teddy Date: Tue, 5 Nov 1996 11:05:05 -66000 From: Paul Chesson Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART > I think I've hit a wall... can someone come up with an idea (better than > mine) to make this little guy see... Any other diddles appreciated! > > _ > : ` _..-=-=-=-.._.--. > `-._ ___,..-'" -~~` ___) > jgs `'"---'"`>>"'~~"~"~~>>'` > \========================================```========```========/ maybe: _ : ` _..-=-=-=-.._.-oo `-._ ___,..-'" -~~` ___) jgs `'"---'"`>>"'~~"~"~~>>'` \========================================```========```========/ or some variant like: -Oo --o ___) ___) I tried sending this to the list a day or so ago, but I think something went wrong on my end as it didn't come through. Anyway, this is my latest piece. Copied off a card: . .\!i/, ,. .,: ,!i//., . , , -\' _ ` `" `"' '"`' ''" ":/.\'!i/. >- :,' ,-' .: ._ /- `. ..'.. .:. ' .'. -" -; .' `. .;. ` ""' ,: :, .: ; ,\\' -; " .; ". 0 0 ..' ;" ': `. _.----.__ .'' -: =! '` .' (`"""; `. ." .-"""-. ! `--' ! ,-`""''. _____.' .' ;___`.___/\____.'_: .' :_______ :_ .' `._ ,'Bugbyte '""`"" `"'"` File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/snowmen.txt Subject: Re: Snowman request Date: Tue, 25 Feb 1997 05:40:15 -0800 From: Diane Wenner Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART On Wed, 26 Feb 1997, The Mantis wrote: > I'm forwarding this request for my girlfriend: could anyone send me > some snowman asciiart, preferably sig-sized? Thanks... > > -- > ___, ,.--.--. . \ / > ' | | _ | | | -|- * _ ( ). ,~; > | |"; /_\ | | | /"\; |"; | | (_` V \\ ,~ .~ > | | | \_, | | | \_/| | | |_, | ._) __| \~~ ,_/\ > -' -' \ `/-_--~ \_ > "Prowling the net for all worth grabbing" ' \ \ > -=()=- hiding@thepentagon.com -=()=- ' \_ > Here's what I have: ,----. (============) " o o " " o " `. __()' \| ,.`----'., \| \ ," ", / \__" o "__/ " o " `. o ,' ,'--------', " ", " " " " `. ,' '-------------' Frosty the Snowman Glo Pearl http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/3365/pearl.htm -- .-~~\ :::::: .-~~\ :::::: / \ _ |::::| / \ _ |::::| ~x .-~_)_ l~~~~! ~x .-~_)_ l~~~~! ~>x".-~ ~-. \RC/ ~x".-~ ~-. \RC/ _ ( / \ || _ ( / \ || || T o o Y || || T o o Y|| ==:l l < ! (3 ==:l l < !(3 \\ \ .__/ / /|| \\ \ ._/ / || \\ ,r"-,___.-'r.//|| \\,r"-,___.-'r/|| }^ \.( ) _.'//.|| }^\. ( ) _.-//|| / }~Xi--~ // || / }~Xi--~ // ||\ Y Y I\ \ " || Y Y I\ \ " || Y | | |o\ \ || | | |o\ \ || | | l_l Y T || | l_l Y T || | l "o l_j |! l "o l_j || ! \ || \ ||/ .--^. o -Row .^||. .--^. o -Row ||--. " ~ `' " ~`' ->3D Snowman<- Artist: Rowan Crawford -- .-~~\ / \ _ ~x .-~_)_ ~x".-~ ~-. _ ( / \ _ || T o o Y || ==:l l < ! I;== \\ \ .__/ / // \\ ,r"-,___.-'r.// }^ \.( ) _.'//. / }~Xi--~ // \ Y Y I\ \ " Y | | |o\ \ | | l_l Y T | -Row l "o l_j ! \ / ___,.---^. o .^---.._____ "~~~ " ~ ~~~" ->Snowman<- Artist: Rowan Crawford == *%%%%%* | | | | ___#########____ '~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!! / (*) (*) \ ( Q ) ( (*) (*) ) \ (*)(*) / ---####### ################ ---############ ################## ---##### ########################## // ######### ##### //___ ===, / (*) ##### \===/~~~~~~ _____/~\\ / ##### \ ~~~' \==| (*) ##### | | ##### | \ (*) ##### / \_________________#####/ / ##### /' (*) #####, / ##### \ / (*) ##### \ | | | | | | (*) | | | | (*) | / _____ \ / \/__ ---,,/,/~~~~ ~~~\______\ /__/' \,, \________________________/ __ __ __ _|__|_ _|__|_ _|__|_ (*-) (*-) (*-) --( * )-- --( * )-- --( * )-- ( * ) ( * ) ( * ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "MINI WINKING SNOWMEN" K. Wheeler (Rosebud) Dated: March 24, 1992 through December 13, 1993 http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/2695/wheeler.htm == -- ______________________________________________________________ | .,,,. | | Diane Wenner Silicon Valley (?~~~?) | | California USA ))(@ @()) | | (() ^ ((( | |__Anything is possible if you have enough cache!_____\~/______| Copyright 5/96 File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/tiger.txt From - Mon Dec 30 00:19:12 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Request: TIGER (large or small) please? Date: 28 Dec 1996 05:27:08 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 32 Message-ID: <19961228052500.AAA03817@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <32C1FC79.14A6@ritvax.isc.rit.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9399 In article <32C1FC79.14A6@ritvax.isc.rit.edu>, Dennis Wurster writes: >Does Anyone have/ can anyone make an ascii of a tiger? How's this? I also have "Tigger" from Winnie the Pooh if you're interested... ** tiger ** 10/96 ___......----:'"":--....(\ .-':'"": : : : : : :.(1\.`-. .'`. `. : : : : : : : : : : .'; :-`. : . : : `. : : :. : :`.`. a; : ;-. `-.-._. : : : ::. .' `. `., = ; :-:.` .-. _-., : : : ::,.'.-' ;-. ,'''" .'.' ;`. .-' `-.: : : : :;.-'.-.' `-' :. .'.'.-' .'`-.' -._;..:---'''"~;._.-; :`--'.' : :' ;`-.; :.`.-'`. `'"` : : ;`.; :=; `.-'`. jgs : '. : ; :-: `._-`. `'"' `. `. `--' `._; `'"' -joan -- ____ .-" +' "-. /.'.'A_'*`.\ ~* H A P P Y N E W Y E A R *~ |:.*'/\-\. ':| |:.'.||"|.'*:| joan stark \:~^~^~^~^:/ spunk1111@juno.com /`-....-'\ jgs / \ visit my ascii art gallery: `-.,____,.-' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/nerdette.txt THANKS! GREAT NERD! I LOVE THE FLOODIES. YOUR ART WILL SOON BE ON A POSTER AT THE CORPS OF ENGINEERS ADVERTISING NERD DAY. REMEMBER.... YOUR POCKET NEEDS PROTECTION..WEAR A POCKET PROTECTOR! CARA P.S. THERE HAS BEEN A CRY FOR A GIRL NERD. YOU KNOW THESE GOVERNMENT JOBS..WE NEED TO TREAT EVERYONE EQUAL ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In response... -=[ nerdette ]=- 3/97 ,%%%%%%%%,_ ,%%%%%%%%%%%}}%%, %/_ _%%%%%%~%%% /_o|^|o_\=?%% %%% ( /_ @% %%%% \'====' /%' '%%%% /'-----'\ "% .-\ /|\ /``'. ` / ^o| `" \ / / o| .|||. \ | \ o| |===|\ \ < <\ o| |~~~||\ > `\ \\o| '---'// / \o_\\|_____//_o/` / ///\/\/\\\ \ ( /|/\\/\/\\|\_) ///\\//\//\/\\ |/\/\////\\/\\\| //\\/\///\\/\/\\ //\/\///\/\\/\\| |//\//\////\/\// \//\/\\/\//\/\/ | || | ( |( | | | | | | | | | |=| |=| _8/~_8/~ \ jgs (___(___,_/ -=[ made for each other ]=- 3/97 (\/) \/ (\/) /))))))))) \/ //) __ __\ ,%%%%%%%%%, C==/_o|^|o_\ ,%%%%%%%%%%%%, | _\ ) %/_ _%%%%%%% \ '---'/ /_o|^|o_\=?%%% _/`-. __.'_ ( /_ @%%, \ \'====' /%%% jgs _'-----' \%%%" / ` this was fun! :) -joan -- __ \/ __ /o \{}/ o\ \ () / joan stark `> /\ <` jgs (o/\/\o) ASCII ART GALLERY: ) ( File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/swordcollection2.txt Subject: Re: Tanel Kaare's sword request Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1997 11:19:15 -0800 From: Diane Wenner Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART On Mon, 17 Feb 1997, TANEL KAARE wrote: > Has anyone a sword or swords, old swords, pictures i mean. > I would like to have and see some, please > > > ***kaare2@oesel.edu.ee*** > Following is what I have sorted; I have 3 huge batches that havn't been compared to this file for duplicates. If you'd like me to send those files to you I will do so, hoping you will sort them and send me back a sorted copy. Sword collection: It is almost impossible to document swords because they are so often used as .sigs; therefore, there may be many slight permutations of the same basic sword. Often I write to people to ask them if they are the artist who drew their .sig; it is very rare that the answer is "yes" unless the person is a *known* ascii artist. Back in the days when knights were young, dragons were old, and I was first on the net, I was told that one MUST have a .sig that one had made oneself. For years I didn't have one because I have no talent when it comes to drawing. Finally I played with various ideas for several weeks. I still have a whole file of failed attempts to prove it. I am not thrilled with my present one--which is why you see it change all the time. [Also, I'm a 'jazz person'; I can't stand to keep doing anything the same way all the time.] How long did it take me? From the time I was first on the net until I developed the .sig was about 8 years. If you want to know if a particular sword "belongs" to the person who posted it, you will have to write to them yourself. I have included the names and comments of the collectors who were kind enough to post art they documented either by saying they were the artist or they weren't. Of course, some of swords were just pulled off someone's .sig--some didn't even come from ascii art postings. -- ______________________________________________________________ | .,,,. | | Diane Wenner Silicon Valley (?~~~?) | | California USA ))(@ @()) | | (() ^ ((( | |__Anything is possible if you have enough cache!_____\~/______| Copyright 5/96 [Begin file] From: vampladee@aol.com (VampLadee) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REALLY BIG: Sig Art Date: 1 Jul 1996 17:48:21 -0400 Here's one of the super dupperest swords I have, my apologies to the artist, there was no name that came with it. . / \ / | \ / | \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ | /\ |/ \| /\ \ \_____________/ \_____________/ / \______________\ /______________/ \ / |\\ //| |//\ ///| |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////| / \/\_/\/ \ |\_/\/ \/\_/| |/ \/\ /\/ \| \_/\/_\/\_/ \_/_\_/ "Watcher of the Gates of Dawn" VampLadee@aol.com VampLadee@juno.com -- Date: Tue, 23 Jul 1996 01:50:13 -0700 From: Odie Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: ASCII of Swords! Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 19:13:47 -0600 A couple small swords: |==#======> -+--- A guy with a sword (You could prob'ly edit out the guy. Ask the artist): /) // __*_ // /-(____) // ////- -|\ // ,____o% -,_ // / \\ ||| ; // /____\....::./\ // _/__/#\_ _,,_/--\ // /___/######## \/""-(\ YHHHHHHHHHHH|I|____________________________\/ |I| |I| ' O D I ___E___ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \ / ' -- _ /~~>_______ ______ / \////////| \....../ Ernesto Piwonka C. /......~~~~~---_ \_/\\\\\\\\| /_____/ epiwonka@puc.cl / _______-----~~~ \__> -- Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Subject: Line: Swords Date: 10 May 1996 02:21:21 -0500 Organization: Monash University I don't often post here, but I'll let you see some of my extra cool ascii.. The Wanderer __ __ (**) 88888o (**) IIII 88 `8b IIII #### 88 88 #### HHHH 88 .88 HHHH HHHH 88888P 88888 HHHH #### ~!~^~ 88 ~ #### ___IIII___ ! 8888 ! ___IIII___ .-~_._"**"_._~-.! 88 _ .-~_._"**"_._~-. |/~~ .~\/~. ~~\| 88888 d8b |/~~ .~\/~. ~~\| ` } { ' ~~ dP~Vb ` } { ' ) () ( d8ooo8b ) () ( ( :: ) ! 88 88 ____ ( :: ) | :: | d88 88b 88888888! | :: | | )( | ~~ ~ 88 ~: | )( | | || | 88 ! | || | | || | ! 88 ___ ___ | || | | || | d88b ' 88 88 | || | | || | ! 88 88 | || | | || | ! 888888 | || | ( () ) 88 88 ( () ) \ / d88 88b \ / \/ ___..,,.__,,.___ _,,..__ \/ The Swords would be longer, but I shortened them to fit on a single screen for my .plan. The Wanderer. -- From: giuntol@cli.di.unipi.it (Yuri Giuntoli) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Need a sword Date: 28 May 1996 12:52:20 GMT --- /^\ _,---,_ |\ /| /'_______`\ | | | (/' `\|___________----------"""""""------, | | | \#########||______ /' | | | ^^^^^^^^^|| """"""-----_____ /' | | | \ """--_/' | | | Yuri Giuntoli ||| ||| at Universita' di Pisa O N L Y ||| Pisa, Italy T I M E .. ||| .. 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V V J.A.Pizarro +++ ++++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ * ++ ++ ** ++ ++ ** ++ ++ *** ++ ++ *** ++ ++ *** ++ ++ **** ++ ++ **** ++ ++ **** ++ ++ **** ++ ++**** +++**** +**** ****%% ****%%%% **** %%%% * **** %%%% ** **** %%%% *** **** %%%% ****** %%%% **** %%%% %%%$$$ %$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$ $$$ Earle Goodman /\ /..\ / .. \ / .. \ / .. \ | :: | | :: | | :: | | :: | | :: | | :: | | :: | | :: | | :: | | :: | | :: | | :: | | :: | | :: | | :: | | :: | | :: | | :: | . | /\ | . |\ | / \ | /| | `-._ | / \ | _.-' | \ `-._ |/ \| _.-' / \ `-' `-' / `-._ _.-' `-._ _.-' `-.________.-' |\\\V///A| |\\V///A\| |\V///A\\| |V///A\\\| |///A\\\V| |//A\\\V/| |/A\\\V//| |A\\\V///| |\\\V///A| |\\V///A\| |\V///A\\| |V///A\\\| |///A\\\V| |//A\\\V/| |/A\\\V//| |_.----._| _.-'_.----._`-._ / .-' .----. `-. \ \_`-._`----'_.-'_/ `-._`----'_.-' `----' -- ================================-------------> \| ^^^^^^ \:W/------------------------------------------------'''''' o Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Date: 2 Jul 1996 07:36:51 GMT ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___ / \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ / \___/ \___/ \ \___/ Lady Azuria Cromwell Hai Draco /\_/\ \___/ / \ ((@v@)) / \ \___/ () ():::() \___/ / \ || VV-VV / \ \___/ (||--------||<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>\ \___/ / \ (||////////||<> lancelot@pop.ben2.ucla.edu <><><><><> / \ \___/ (||--------||<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>/ \___/ / \ || / \ \___/ () "Beware of the toes you step on \___/ / \ today, for they may be attached / \ \___/ to the butts you kiss tomorrow..." \___/ / \___ -- Anonymous ___/ \ \___/ \___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___/ \___/ / \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ -- [] oo // Without Fear Or Prejudice ()%\%\%\%||::=================================- oo \\ [] ______________ |Chan Wei Yee| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/surfer.txt From - Mon Nov 18 17:40:00 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!uwm.edu!math.ohio-state.edu!howland.erols.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!news.webspan.net!ix.netcom.com!netcomsv!uu3news.netcom.com!netcomsv!uu4news.netcom.com!news.nu.edu!nunic!dissel From: dissel@nunic.nu.edu (David S. Issel - 2144244) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: [REQ]surfer Date: 15 Nov 1996 12:16:43 GMT Organization: National University, San Diego Lines: 25 Message-ID: <56hmvb$dn1@news.nu.edu> References: <56cokq$8lv@dunlop.cs.strath.ac.uk> <19961113214200.QAA02439@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: nunic.nu.edu X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] In article <56cokq$8lv@dunlop.cs.strath.ac.uk>, skemp@cs.strath.ac.uk (Simon Kemp TBS95) writes: > >Anyone got a surfer or a barrelling wave or something? .sig$tin nETSCAPE@FTP. .@' LYNX IP MAIL :) o_) WWW '' _/\ PINE /( $SPAM `-ASCIIART "Surf The Internet" ARCHIEGOPHER Drawn by David Issel SURFTHEINTERNET based on work by DR J Hope this fits, Dave. -- _ .----. . - . PROGRAM (PRO'-gram') [n] A magic spell cast over a |C>_.|.:' .:. . computer allowing it to turn one's input into error __|____|__ `:. O_/ messages. [vi] To engage in a pastime similar to | ______--| \/M banging one's head against a wall, but, with fewer `-/.::::.\-' _/ \_ opportunities for reward. GCS d-- t++ W++ u- au+(*) `--------' File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/sheep.txt From - Sat Nov 30 22:19:28 1996 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: I need a Sheep Date: 30 Nov 1996 18:29:14 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.13) Lines: 34 Message-ID: <19961130183100.NAA28788@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <57p8sf$8onk@morse.ukonline.co.uk> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article <57p8sf$8onk@morse.ukonline.co.uk>, chris.selby@ukonline.co.uk writes: > Does anyone know of any pictures of sheep, Recently made... _,._ __.' _) <_,)'.-"a\ /' ( \ _.-----..,-' (`"--^ // | (| `; , | \ ;.----/ ,/ ) // / | |\ \ jgs \ \\`\ | |/ / \ \\ \ | |\/ `" `" `"` -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/suns.txt Subject: Sun Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 04:11:03 -0700 From: Diane Wenner Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART >From pixel8ed@netcom.com Fri Nov 1 17:33:17 1996 Date: Fri, 1 Nov 1996 14:17:46 -0800 From: Diane Wenner To: pixel8ed@cache22.org Subject: sun >From netcom.com!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!news.uoregon.edu!waikato!canterbury.ac.nz!southern.co.nz!no Path: netcom.com!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!news.uoregon.edu!waikato!canterbury.ac.nz!southern.co.nz!no From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: [11] Anniversary Date: 10 Sep 1996 16:41:48 GMT Organization: Southern InterNet Services Lines: 445 Message-ID: <5145od$s9i@orm.southern.co.nz> NNTP-Posting-Host: kalessin.southern.co.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950621BETA PL0] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ _ ' ) /) -( __ _(/ (__ ) / (_(_(_ _____ (, / | , /---| __ __ _ _ _ __ _ _ __ ) / |_ / (_/ (__(_ (/___(/_/ (_/_)_(_(_/ (_ (_/_ (_/ .-/ /) (_/ ___ // (_) /(_ /) (/ /) , , _ // _/_ __ _ _ _ __ _ __ _/_ (_(_(/_ (__ (_(_/_)_(___(_ _(_ (_(_/ (_(__ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ( 11 ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ " Like that lucky old sun, give me nothing to do But roll around heaven all day. 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His favorite treat: -=[ M&M Guys ]=- 1/97 _____ _.-'" "'-._ ,-".-. .-."-. ,' .-. .-. `, / / _\ / _\ \ .-. | | ( | | ( | | .-. .-----\ \ | '---' '---' | / /-----. :---- |--| ', ,' |--| ----: :---- '-`|--| ^"-.,_______,.-;^ |--|`-' ----: '---....' | _ `-' | '....---' | [ '-"-.-"-. | \ | .-. .-. | / `. | | | | | | ,' `._ [___]|__]|__] _,' `--.._____..--' / / \ \ jgs / / \ \ .---'"=="\ /"=="'---. ( | | ) '--------' '--------' _____ _.-'" "'-._ ,-".-. .-."-. ,' .-. .-. `, / / _\ / _\ \ | | ( | | ( | | | '._.' '._.' | | | | | .-. | '. ,' | .-. .-----\ \ | ^;-.,_______,.-'^ | / /-----. :---- |--| '-` |--| ----: :---- '-`|__| |__| ----: '---....' | | '....---' | | | [ '-"-.-"-. | | | .-. .-. | | | | | | | | | | | [___]|__]|__] | \ / `. ,' `._ _,' `--.._____..--' / / \ \ jgs / / \ \ .---'"=="\ /"=="'---. ( | | ) '--------' '--------' -joan -- , /, , /;/ |.-; _ _ /|/ /.'/.-',_ ( ).-=-.( ) _,/ ._- =-==. ./.='"'=.\. =\ =: -|-. |=. .=| `\_-; 0 _0 | |= 0 0 =| ( _) | /` .---. `\ joan stark `\ _______ / | `---' | spunk1111@juno.com \ \ //' `\ '-----' /' jgs \ \'--// `'-----'` ascii art gallery: `-`"`' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/snowball.txt From - Fri Dec 20 19:29:49 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: You've all been hit! Date: Fri, 20 Dec 1996 12:58:43 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 48 Message-ID: <32BA7F73.1954@wing.rug.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: wing3.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9119 A friend of mine send me an e-mail snowball. I thought it needed some art in it, so I did this. You've been hit! () `.. .. `... `.. `.... `.. `.. ()-'`-. `.. `..`. `.. `.. `.. `.. `.. `.. `| |\\ `.. `.. `.. `..`.. `..`.. `. `.. ' |__| \) `.. `.. `.. `..`.. `..`.. `.. `.. . //\\__ `.. `.. `. `..`.. `..`.. `. `.. `.. (( `--( `.. `..`.. `. .. `.. `.. `. `. `.... . )\ `.. .. `.. `.. `.... `.. `.. ,--._ ` ,-'`- ;-. `.. `.. `. `.. `.. ,: , `. `. `.. `. .. `.. `.. /. ` ,-' . \ `. `.. `. `.. `.. `.. ( ; `. ) `... `. `.. `.. `.. `.. | ' , `. | `. `.. `...... `.. `.. `.. ( / . ( ) `. `. `.. `.. `.. `.. \ ) `/ `.... `.. `.. `..`........`........ `. / ' ,' `-:_ _,-' Consider yourself hit by a snowball !! `--' Send this message to as many people as possible, in the first *E-MAIL SNOWBALL FIGHT!* Send it back or to people already listed above. Send it to your parents, siblings, politicians, teachers, bullies or anyone else you've wanted to hit with a snowball. have fun. but don't blame me if you're hit back !! Remember: e-mail snowballs don't hurt, don't get you soaked and don't melt away. Throw one today ! -- ,/ * ,-. , , , , , ,-. ,-. ,-. _,'/_ | ( ` | | | |\ /| | ) / \ | \ `(")' ,'/ `-. |--| | | \/ | |-< | | | | _ _,-H-./ / . ) | | | | | | | \ / | / \_\_\. / `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ` `-' `-' /" / \ \ Herman Hiddema _/ / \ \_ mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl \_.'( ) (`._/ http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod ) ( contains: ascii-art, games, mpegs ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/universe.txt Subject: universe. Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 20:23:37 -0500 (EST) From: CPL_DIAL01@FRONT1.cpl.org To: ekveland@online.no . + . . . . . . . . . * . * . . . . . . + . "You Are Here" . . + . . . . | . . . . . . | . . . +. + . \|/ . . . . . . V . * . . . . + . + . . . + . . + .+. . . . . + . . . . . . . . . . . . . ! / * . . . + . . - O - . . . + . . * . . / | . + . . . .. + . . . . . * . * . +.. . * . . . . . . . . + . . + File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/puke.txt Subject: chunder. Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 20:17:01 -0500 (EST) From: CPL_DIAL01@FRONT1.cpl.org To: ekveland@online.no \\////// ________________ \\ | / \ \(_ x| / Bloooeeahhh!!! | \ __) _/__________________/ __/ _\ ,. . / / .%:. * . | | | . ;>, $ ' | | | .=.~@ . & UUUU---| :?. ;. .^# . ^ | | < * ' . , * \ | . " . ^ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/womannude.txt From - Thu Jan 2 11:45:59 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!enews.sgi.com!news.sgi.com!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Adult Ascii Art Date: 2 Jan 1997 05:12:35 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 24 Message-ID: <19970102051100.AAA04472@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <5aekce$q1q@mtinsc01-mgt.ops.worldnet.att.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9597 The most provocative woman I can find... (not my art) {((((((} {))))))))) ((((( _ _)) )))))) e (e(( (((((( >))) _)))))) ()/( .-' (((((.--' ))) .-'''''-._ _.-' :: ((((( .` '-. .-' _.-'' :::))))))) : ':-: _.-' :' .:::(((((( : .: .:: : : ::::))))))) :. ..:: .:: : ' ::::(((((( :. 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"" File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/peacock2.txt From - Tue Feb 11 07:26:42 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!uknet!usenet1.news.uk.psi.net!uknet!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!hunter.premier.net!uunet!in3.uu.net!152.163.170.17!newstf01.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: peacocks Date: 10 Feb 1997 21:21:47 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 39 Message-ID: <19970210212100.QAA17951@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <19970206175001.MAA10165@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11394 I found another one in my files made by Koshy George ,.o\O{}O/o .oo\o.\/o\/.o/, .oo<\O/ \O}>\O//O>/ \)>/oO )(\o\oo>/O> o <\(o<\()OO(|))OO()/> (O\o<~-(oooo).-o0O0o-.. _./ \.)(o<.-/ / / ). (( \\o=/ / / / } )) `. \// ^~`-//---' \\_ peacock koshy george -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/triplane.txt From - Sun Mar 9 11:54:12 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news-pull.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-dc-9.sprintlink.net!metro.atlanta.com!uunet!in3.uu.net!194.179.1.100!minerva.ibernet.es!diana.ibernet.es!not-for-mail From: jmpoison@idecnet.com (Poison) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: REQ: Improvements in Fokker triplane sig Date: Sun, 09 Mar 1997 05:30:16 GMT Organization: Unisource Espana NEWS SERVER Lines: 38 Message-ID: <5ftht8$leu$1@diana.ibernet.es> Reply-To: jmpoison@idecnet.com NNTP-Posting-Host: hal.idecnet.com X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.0.82 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12573 Hello Ascii artists out there! I was trying to make a "Red Baron" sig for a friend (An Internet newbie), including the Fokker triplane. Although I have been trying to draw ascii stuff for some time now, this is the first time I got something I am minimally proud of. (the letters I made with Figlet, "slant" font) __________|__________ ____ __ ____ _\____--.A.--____/_ / __ \___ ____/ / / __ )____ __________ ____ _\____(^@^)____/_ / /_/ / _ \/ __ / / __ / __ `/ ___/ __ \/ __ \ /"v"\ / _, _/ __/ /_/ / / /_/ / /_/ / / / /_/ / / / / jm I-----I /_/ |_|\___/\__,_/ /_____/\__,_/_/ \____/_/ /_/ I borrowed a little (but not too much, I think) from this drawing (don't know whose) my friend found somewhere (I like mine better). _________ _|__o__|_ _|_(\)_|_ d-b Any improvement on the triplane (or a new drawing from scratch) would be welcome. Thanks in advance (and please, don't laugh too loud at my plane). And, Joan, if you are reading this, I really liked that airliner among the clouds you posted some time ago. But it wouldn't do for this sig! .---. "Friends come and go but enemies accumulate" _\___/_ __________ .__ jgs )\_/( \______ \____ |__| __________ ____ jm /~~~~~\ | ___/ _ \| |/ ___/ _ \ / \ / .-. \ | | ( (_) ) |\___ ( (_) ) | \ / (@.@) \ |____| \____/|__/______>____/|___|__/ / 8=.|m|.=8 \ ( 8=¥`"¥`=8 ) `-----------¥ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/sunsets.txt Subject: Re: Beach artwork... Date: Mon, 9 Dec 1996 08:49:32 PST From: joan stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: On Sun, 8 Dec 1996 12:20:59 +1000 "Ona M.L. Hardy" writes: >I am looking to do something difference with my signature line. And >since I live on a tropical island in the south pacific, I thought it >would be nice to have a few palm trees and things of that nature in >it. Now, I know Mike (our french friend) has a lovely version of >what I am looking for, and asked him to send me another copy, but I >haven't heard from him (positively or negatively for that matter), >so I am hoping you people can help me out by sending a few palm tree >type ascii art with maybe a thatched hut or something of that nature >so I can modify my signature line with it. Of course, before I go >using anything, I would run it by the group (if you all felt it >necessary) for your approval. Don't want to step on anyone's toes. > >Thanks in advance for your help. Just some quick doodles on my part... perhaps someone can improve??? | \ / _\/_ .-'-. //o\ _\/_ -- / \ -- | /o\\ `~~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^-=======-~^~^~^~~^~^~^~|~~^~^|^~` | Ona M.L. Hardy Email: ona@Kuentos.Guam.Net 132 S. Fakpe Ct. PH: 011-671-649-6371 (W) Marianas Terrace 011-671-653-6437 (H) Yigo, Guam 96929 FAX: 011-671-646-6375 (W) ********************************************************* _\/_ | _\/_ /o\\ \ / //o\ | .---. | _|_______ -- / \ -- ______|__ `~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~` | \ / .-"-. -- / \ -- `~~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^-=======-~^~^~^~~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~` `~^_~^~^~-~^_~^~^_~-=========- -~^~^~^-~^~^_~^~^~^~` `~^~-~~^~^~-^~^_~^~~ -=====- ~^~^~-~^~_~^~^~~^~-~^~` `~^~^~-~^~~^~-~^~~-~^~^~-~^~~^-~^~^~^-~^~^~^~^~~^~-` -joan -- /\,%,_ \%%%/,\ .-"%%|//% _.' .-" /%%% joan stark _.-'_.-" 0) \%%% /.\.' \%%% spunk1111@juno.com \ / _, %%% `"---"~`\ _,*'\%%' _,--""""-,%%, )*^ `""~~` \%%%, _/ \%%% _.-`/ |%%,___ _.-" / , , ,|%% .`\ /\ / / `\ \%' \ / \ \ _,/ /`~-._ _,`\ \`""~~` `"` /-.,_ /' `~"----"~ `\ \ jgs \___,' \.-"`/ `--' ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/scenes.txt Subject: scenes... Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 19:06:33 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <32936607.5232@online.no> ,oo888888888888oo, ,o88888888888888888888o, ,o88888`"8o o888"""'888888o, o888888*" " " "oo8888888o 88888" , o"88888888 d8888 m*" ,' ; , "88888888b 8888888 m* m |8m ; m 88888888 888888888 mm# |8888 8m8888888888 88888888888| |888888m888888888888 `8888888888| |888888888888888888' `888888888 |88 /88888888888888' `88888888| 8 |/ o88888888888' .....88888888 88888888888" :::::::::::::......:?????????...__.__.___.___.___._..__..___.__._Seal._..___ ::::::::::::.......:::::::::::::::::::::::. :::::::::::.....::..:::::::::::::::::::::' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ original palmtree by smiling@max.tiac This is my diddled version of the same palm tree, the original I got here a looooooong time ago had that email adress atached to it but no name. hope it helps -- .. ... .,----------------------------------,-. .. . 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File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/valkyrie.txt Subject: valkplan.html Date: Mon, 25 Nov 1996 0:05:31 -0500 (EST) From: CPL_DIAL19@FRONT1.cpl.org To: ekveland@online.no -=*{ VALKYRIE }*=- Co-sysop Valhalla BBS PH: +64-03-455-8584 . + * |\ . . \\ * . + . * . + \\ \\ . + * . . + . {====} (\\ ,,,,. * . + + * . * \(),~`~`~~, \ ('_'|)))` . + . . . + . \ \=,(((( / \ ! )))), + . * +_/ + * . ,/_Y_(( \) _/ --_. ( ( )\ \ * ./\ . /~\~/v \_. . 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File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/medhollowheart1.txt ***** ***** **** **** **** **** *** *** *** *** ** *** ** ** * ** ** ** *** ** *** *** *** *** **** **** **** **** *** *** ***** * File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/seashells.txt From - Sun Nov 24 03:12:03 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: request for a seashell pic Date: 23 Nov 1996 05:16:38 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.13) Lines: 67 Message-ID: <19961123051800.AAA17349@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <5733ke$3au@woodstock.socs.uts.EDU.AU> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader funny you should ask... I made some earlier this month and have them posted on my web page... I'll send them to you instead of making you search... but there is more artwork on my homepage! @@ shell- whelk @@ 11/96 /\ {.-} ;_.-'\ { _.}_ \.-' / `, \ | / \ | ,/ jgs \|_/ @@ shell- ark @@ 11/96 _.---._ .'"".'/|\`.""'. : .' / | \ `. : '.' / | \ `.' `. / | \ .' jgs `-.__|__.-' @@ shell- clam @@ 11/96 _.---._ .:":_'-.-`_:":. :`.`._'-.-'_.'.': '`.`._`-.-'_.'.'' `.`-.`-.-'.-'.' jgs `._`-.-'_.' `'''` @@ shell- scallop @@ 11/96 _.-''|''-._ .-' | `-. .'\ | /`. .' \ | / `. \ \ | / / `\ \ | / /' `\ \ | / /' `\ \ | / /' jgs _.-`\ \ | / /'-._ {_____`\\|//'_____} `-' -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/sketchfromhell6.txt From - Thu Apr 17 18:58:53 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!uninett.no!news.algonet.se!news.maxwell.syr.edu!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!fido.news.demon.net!demon!newsgate.unisource.nl!news.unisource.nl!xs4all!not-for-mail From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: [Pic] Sketch from Hell (6) Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 00:29:46 +0200 Organization: XS4ALL, networking for the masses Message-ID: <335552DA.43BB@xs4all.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: asd05-06.dial.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-XS4ALL-Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 00:30:33 CEST X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.01Gold (Win95; I) Lines: 29 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14285 [hell wouldn't be that bad if you didn't HAVE to watch soccer on tv] ______ ,---. ,-| | C,C)_/ |:| .. | ?_((, | | | \\ `-|______, ____ //)_ |__| /,-'----// || c-'`` / || / | | _||_ / | ______ | [____] ...,o |/ \| b'ger -- ----- `,---------------------------------------------- ,\, # joris bellenger (b'ger) |/ ? e-mail: svzanten@xs4all.nl ----| ~ )\--------------------------------------------- /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ ascii-art gallery at: / <_ ____,_ \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm --/___/_____ \---------------------------------------- \/| File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/sonic2.txt From - Mon Apr 7 21:06:23 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news-peer.gsl.net!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Sonic the Hedge hog Date: 7 Apr 1997 12:27:23 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 49 Message-ID: <19970407122700.IAA09730@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <5huqp9$rdu@freenet-news.carleton.ca> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13867 In article <5huqp9$rdu@freenet-news.carleton.ca>, ao357@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Michael March) writes: >Still looking for a Sonic the Hedge Hog Ascii, I made these but I think they can be improved upon... - = .--._ - - ~_= =~_- = - `. `-. ==~_ = =_ ~ - = .-' `. --=~_ - ~ == - = .' _..:._ ---=~ _~ = =- = `. .--.' `. --=_-=- ~= _ - = - _.' `. .--.: -=_~ -- = = ~- .' : : : -=-_ ~= = - _-`--. : .--: D -=~ _= = -~_= `; .'.: ,`---'@ --=_= = ~- -= .' .' `._ `-.__.' --== ~_ - = =- .' .' _.`---' --=~_= = - = ~ .'--'' . `-..__.--. jgs--==~ _= - ~-= =-~_- `-..___( ===; --==~_==- =__ ~-= - - .' `---' .--._ `. `-. .-' `. .' _..:._ `. .--.' `. _.' \. .--.\ .' | | | `--. | .--| D `; /'\/ ,`---'@ .' .' 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"I'm going to buy some new shoes." Piggy said. ~..~____ (oo) \6 \_____/ Ww Ww When Piggy got to the Town he went into the brand new shoe shop. He wandered around for a while before trying some shoes on. ~..~____ (oo) \6 \_____/ dd dd "Ooooh. I don't like those." Piggy said taking them off and trying different ones on. ~..~____ (oo) \6 \_____/ Vv Vv "Oooooh. I really don't like those. They screw my toes up!" Piggy said taking them off and trying some funny shoes on. ~..~____ (oo) \6 \_____/ @@ @@ "Ooooooh. I like these. I'll pay for them." Piggy said hopping up to the counter. __________ / ______ \ /\/ / \ \/\ / / @ @ \ \ \___/ > \___/ \ ------ / \________/ @ @ @ @ <--- I think these are the shoes "Thank you Piggy. See you soon." The assistant said. Piggy walked towards the Book shop in his new shoes. The Book store was very large and Piggy was quite lost. When he found himself in a aisle of large books. "Mmmmm. I think I'll have a look at that one." Piggy reached up to get the book before going to the counter to buy it. "Thank you Piggy. See you soon." The assistant said. ,.......... .........., ,..,' '.' ',.., ,' ,' : ', ', ,' ,' : ', ', ,' ,' : ', ', ,' ,'............., : ,.............', ', ,' '............ '.' ............' ', '''''''''''''''''';''';'''''''''''''''''' ... Piggy took his book with him. "Mmmmm. Where should I go now? Oh yes. The hair dressers, see if they can do my tail and ears. They need a new look." Piggy said running towards the hairdressers. The hairdresser placed him in a chair and told him to sit still while she showed him some looks. "What about this one?" She showed him in the mirror. C..C____ (oo) \6 \_____/ @@ @@ "Nooooo. I don't like that look, it's too, too. Well, not me." Piggy replied. "How about this one then?" The hairdresser replied. 2..2____ (oo) \6 \_____/ @@ @@ "Nooooo. Too small." Piggy replied. "Okay. This one?" She said. 0..0____ (oo) \6 \_____/ @@ @@ "Nooooo." He said. "This one?" She replied. +..+____ (oo) \6 \_____/ @@ @@ "I like it, but maybe another day I'll have it like that." Piggy said getting bored and very, very tired. "Okay okay. It's getting dark, I'll do one more and then your tail?" She said. Piggy nodded and she did the last one. '..'____ (oo) \6 \_____/ @@ @@ "Perfect! Now, can you do a few things to my tail?" He said. "Okay." She replied. '..'____9 (oo) \ \_____/ @@ @@ "Perfect" Piggy said jumping out of his seat. "Well, I must close up now." The hairdresser said closing all the shop. Piggy walked out and wandered back to his house. "What a lovely day. Tomorrow I'll visit the Farm ..." So Piggy fell fat asleep and drempt of what tomorrow would bring ... ~--~ ---ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz __ (oo) __ | W W | | | | | | | | | |__________| -- ____ Skydancer ____ (\ __ /) (\ __ /) ( \(__)/ ) ~The air of Heaven, ( \(__)/ ) ( /<>\ ) Is that which blows, ( /<>\ ) (\/\/) Between a horses ears~ (\/\/) ( ) ( ) /__\ E-Mail: Sophie@g-dav.demon.co.uk /__\ == From: Erik Andersson Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Pig Pics wanted Date: Tue, 10 Sep 1996 21:11:30 +0200 . __ , |`' `'| ( '__` ) \(oo)/ `--' ____ ,-. ,' `. |/``--/`. | _ (oO '\/ `@ /"\' |___,' `-'~`--' ``' _ _ ;`. ,'/ |`.`-. _____ ,-;,'| | `-.\__,-' `-.__//' | | `| \ , | `. ``` , .' \_` . , , `_/ \ q| ` , |p` / | ' ____ , | | ,' `. | | ( O' O ) | `. \__,.__/ ,' `-._ `--' _,' `------' o--====---------------------------------------------------------===--o ___ ___ __________________ ___ ___ ____/ _ \__/ _ \_____ (------------------) _____/ _ \__/ _ \____ ( _| / \/ \/ \ |_ ) \ Erik Andersson / ( _| / \/ \/ \ |_ ) \( \| ) ( |/ ) (___) __________ (___) ( \| ) ( |/ )/ ` ` \`'/ ' (_________) (_________) ` \`'/ ' ' || || `' nf94155@adeptus.student.hgs.se `' o--====---------------------------------------------------------===--o == Glo Pearl Dated: March 10, 1993 through April 29, 1994 http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/3365/pearl.htm This is Petunia the pig. ................. ::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: .....//===:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::|| //:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::(())::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ ..::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: < ::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: > `:::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ````''' ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::: ```::::::::::''' :::::: :::::: ````'''' :::::: if pigs had wings.... /====================) /====/=================) /====/===============) /====/==========) ::::::::::/========)::::: :::::::::::::/======):::::::::::: .....//===::::::::::/====):::::::::::::::::: :::::::|| //:::::::::/==)::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::(())::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ ..::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: < ::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: > `:::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ````''' ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::: ```::::::::::''' :::::: :::::: ````'''' :::::: == From: 00tmfeeney@bsuvc.bsu.edu (Nujie, boy wonder) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: RE: REQ:Guitars and a little pig Date: 31 May 96 14:19:53 -0500 Organization: Ball State University Message-ID: <1996May31.141953.1@orion.bsuvc.bsu.edu> Hey all-- Just thought I'd throw in my signature pig... here he is... (Still looking for a pig with wings, though... ;) ___,_ @/ oo_ ( )___(,_@, }/ `}\ "" "" Hope you like 'em! The pig is mine. Thanks, Mike Feeney == Wed, 22 May 1996 03:41:41 alt.ascii-art g9610531@warthog.ru.ac.za Gareth Walwyn at Rhodes University I attach a rather feeble warthog I drew. ("\ /") | ' ` | _ < 0 0 > _ | \\_ / / _ //'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'''`;,/ \_( o o )_/ ' ` ___ ' ; / / | \ ; ; / / \ | ; / /;;;;"'`'`'``' \ \\ \ | | \ \ | | \ | /_/ |_| /_/ |_\ -- ______________________________________________________________ | .,,,. | | Diane Wenner Silicon Valley (?~~~?) | | California USA ))(@ @()) | | (() ^ ((( | |__Anything is possible if you have enough cache!_____\~/______| Copyright 5/96 File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/smileyfaces.txt From - Sun Feb 9 14:32:41 1997 Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!worldnet.att.net!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: HappyFace Date: 6 Feb 1997 18:32:00 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 84 Message-ID: <19970206183101.NAA11957@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <32f7dbd6.1584921@NEWS.videotron.ca> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:17080 In article <32f7dbd6.1584921@NEWS.videotron.ca>, saghy@videotron.ca writes: >Plse, send me a nice HappyFace -=[ smiley faces ]=- 1/97 .-""""""-. .' 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(( / ^ \ /6 6\ \ \\ /| | |\ =\_Y_/= (_ ;\ \( | | | ) _U//_/-/__/// `"" ""` /jgs\ (( ^^^^^ ` ASCII Art Gallery http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/snoopy.txt From - Mon Nov 18 14:05:56 1996 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!hunter.premier.net!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!swrinde!ihnp4.ucsd.edu!news.service.uci.edu!taurus.oac.uci.edu!wkang From: wkang@taurus.oac.uci.edu (Win Kang) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: ASCII Snoopy and/or Linus! Date: 17 Nov 96 19:53:27 GMT Organization: University of California, Irvine Lines: 57 Message-ID: References: <32802c30.87525590@news.junction.net> <55psff$7a0@newsbf02.news.aol.com> <32859C89.7C27@arn.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: taurus.oac.uci.edu X-Newsreader: NN version 6.5.0 #7 (NOV) //((~;; \\ \`_ ,' )) _~o) '; ( ) (''-___ ,_- | | ;---__ | )-|===| \ ~--|====|~~| |====\\\'._ |______\ \ \ |_|__|( ~~---/~\/\ /~_/____ \ ______--/\/\\_ W< ,-~~-.___. / | ' \ It was a dark and stormy night.... 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Date: Sun, 24 Nov 1996 00:48:02 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <3296F6CF.315D@online.no> _.-.._ _._ _,/^^,y./ ^^^^"""^^\= \ \y###XX;/ / \ ^\^\ `\Y^ / .-==||==-.)^^ ,.-=""""=-.__ /^ ( ( -/<0>++<0>( .^ .: . . :^===(^ \ ( ( /```^^^^^^^) / .: .,GGGGp,_ .( \ / /-(o'~'o)) .^ : . gGG"""YGG}. \ ) / / _/-====-\ / (. .gGP __ ~~ . .\ \ ( ( _.---._) / (. (GGb,,)GGp. . . \_-^-.__(_ /______./ ( \ . `"!GGP^ . . . . ^=-._--_--^^^^^~) ( /^^^\_. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ) ) / /._. . . . . . . . . . . . . ._.=) \ / | ^"=.. . . . . . . ._++""\"^ \ \ | | )^|^^~'---'~^^ \ ) ) / ) / \ \ \ |` | \ /\ \ ( / | | ( ( \ . .\ | ( ) | ) ) ^^^^^^ | | /. . \ | '| ) ( ^^^^^^ ) \ /. . \ / . . \ ^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ Georgia Bulldogs - six straight losses to the Florida Gators ,'^~~-._..-~^~p~^^-.-~^^-. _.'_ _)__ `._ .' / `- _.-.-^-,. `-. --.) ; `. ( ,.--.._ -\\ -..- )-._( \/) (._.._ \\ _,..\ \ ) |`-."0},__ ` _{0"`_.) 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ŒX| / Œ | ¹ || \. |/X| /\-----|-` + || \ |XX| /``x22```-. /| \XXX| | ` _.==-- `--/ |XXX/ `--Œ ``- | /XX/ \ \. . \ ,/XX/ `--Œ```-,__,\__,/XX2¹ ,--.____ ____.--. / .'.'"``--...----------.___.----------...--''"`.`. \ | .'.' . . `.`. | `. .'| . ' - . _ `-----' _ . - ' . |`. .' `.' `| .' _ "-._ _.-" _ `. |' `.' | | " -. .- " | | \| ;;.. "|i. .i|" ..;; |/ `| ,---.``. ' ' .'',---. |' | <'(__.'>.'---` '---`.<`.__)`> | | `. `~ .' ,-------. `. ~'.' | | |=_"`=.' . `-.___.-' . `.='"_=| | | | ==/ : ` : i : ' : \== | | | | ==/ /\___|___/\ \== | | `.| =Y .' """_""" `. Y= |.' L || ; .=="==. ; || J \ ; .' ' ` `. ; / `. ; ; .' ; ;'\ /`; ; `; .'.'/. ,\`.`. ;' `-=;_-' `-----' `-_;=-' -bodom- -- _.-.._ _._ _,/^^,y./ ^^^^"""^^\= \ \y###XX;/ / \ ^\^\ `\Y^ / .-==||==-.)^^ ,.-=""""=-.__ /^ ( ( -/<0>++<0>( .^ .: . . :^===(^ \ ( ( /```^^^^^^^) / .: .,GGGGp,_ .( \ / /-(o'~'o)) .^ : . gGG"""YGG}. \ ) / / _/-====-\ / (. .gGP __ ~~ . .\ \ ( ( _.---._) / (. (GGb,,)GGp. . . \_-^-.__(_ /______./ ( \ . `"!GGP^ . . . . ^=-._--_--^^^^^~) ( /^^^\_. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ) ) / /._. . . . . . . . . . . . . ._.=) \ / | ^"=.. . . . . . . ._++""\"^ \ \ | | )^|^^~'---'~^^ \ ) ) / ) / \ \ \ |` | \ /\ \ ( / | | ( ( \ . .\ | ( ) | ) ) ^^^^^^ | | /. . \ | '| ) ( ^^^^^^ ) \ /. . \ / . . \ ^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ ^ ^ / \ / \ / | | \ /---| |---\ | | | | | | | | | | | | \ (_____________________________________________) / | | | ________|________ | \_________ ________|________ _________/ ------/ \__ _______|_______ __/ \------ / \__ ^ __/ \ \________ \ / \ / ________/ \ ( O ) \ / \ / ( O ) / \ \ / / | \ / | \ \ / / \ |\ /| / | | \_____/ | | \ _|_________|_ / \ / \ / |/ \| / O O \ \ / \ ___---___ / \_____________/ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ ___ // ` ||_|| || // ` /\\ // ` // \\ \\_,_|| ||_|| \\_,_/""\\ \\_T \\_// , ____ __ _ __ __ __ . /| ||_) || | || || (( ` |\ |-|._||_) \\_/_||_,||_,__)),|-| [ "-.___________________.-" ] \_ / ___.___ \ _/ "-__[ ===!=== ]__-" .-"" _|=__ | __=|_ ""-, `""" \ "`==' `=='" / """' \ \\ // / \ |\___/| / \,;-----;./ | @@ @@ | \ -"""- / `-----' File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/startrek2.txt From - Mon Nov 25 07:42:42 1996 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!howland.erols.net!torn!nott!cunews!freenet-news.carleton.ca!FreeNet.Carleton.CA!au930 From: au930@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Leslie Haire) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Star Trek Date: 25 Nov 1996 00:59:50 GMT Organization: The National Capital FreeNet Lines: 754 Message-ID: <57ar26$stc@freenet-news.carleton.ca> References: <57ai7u$sj7@mn5.swip.net> Reply-To: au930@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Leslie Haire) NNTP-Posting-Host: freenet3.carleton.ca X-Given-Sender: au930@freenet3.carleton.ca (Leslie Haire) ???? 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To: ekveland@online.no You don't have mine ! 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(__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / / | || / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow (__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ / | || / | || /| || * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" (__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms /\ __ / \ || (__) (__) \ / (_||_) SooS (oo) \/ (oo) /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow (__) * (__) (oo) \ (oo) /------\/ \-------\/ /| |/ | | ==$ || / | [) || ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday (___) (__) (__) ( O ) (oo) (oo) /-------\ / \/--------\/ / | ||V | | * ||----|| ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle (__) (__) [##] (@o) /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) / | || / | || / | || (oo) * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman (____) (____) (____) (oo ) (o o) ( O O) /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight O__O \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty (__) (__) ^^ (oo) (--) ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) )\ (__) / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow swimming at Amityville (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated) * (__) \ (DD) \ /-------\/ |\ / | ||_\_/ \ | \ (__) * ||----| \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^ \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale \\ || \\|| \|| ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / _______ / / Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / / / / (__)| / / / / / (oo)| / / ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ /--UU--\/ (____________) / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather * ||---|| (New) Jersey Cow O O O O \ \ / / \ \ (__) / (__) \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +--------+\// /-------\/ \| | / / | || +--------+ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" at Gillies in Texas o o |__| (__) (__) (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // (__) // (__) (__) (oo)// (oo)===(oo) /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ / | |// / | || || | \ * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows o o (__) ^ \ / (oo) / \ / _____\/___/ (__) \__/ / /\ / / (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / ^^ ^^ ^ ^ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube) o | [---] | | | | |------========| /----|---|\ | **** |=======| /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| | | ___| |==============| | | ___ {(__)} |==============| \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | ----------------- / | NASA |==== | | | * ||------||-----^ ----------------- || | | / / \ \ ^^ ^ | / ---- \ ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon (__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) /\ \__ ^ :..("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // /====== \/ =======/==============// *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ / \ ^ // \\ Psycowlogist and patient (___) \^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o) \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ / *-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/ ^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\ ^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[] \______/ \_____\\// \__/ It's a bird... //\\ The Boss It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien) // // ^^ ^^ ================== _____________________________ H H | |-------------| H (__) H | | ________ | H (oo) H __ | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \ | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP | | | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ / | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H || | | ^ | H H || | | ] | H H || | | | H H || |_____________|_____________| H H || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard ( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / ) ( ( \\ ) ( | // ) | | (__) | | (oo) (__) | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ | | || ( _)_______(__) ) **| | ---|| \ __________/ ``'---------^^ Cow Hide Cow Pie \ | / ___________ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | || |`. (__) (__) ( ) (oo) (oo) /---V /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | / | || ||_______| \ * ||W---|| || || * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Cow Town" \ (__) (__) \\(oo) (\/) /-----\\\/ /-------\/ / | (##) / | || * ||----||" * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing (__) (__) (__) (\/) ($$) (**) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ / |'''''|| / | || * ||''''|| * ||----------------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow * ** ** * ** * * * ** * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / (__) * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) / (00) / / / | |( ) \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() / / | || / / || || \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^ / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat (__) \__\ (__) (oo) o (oo) (oo) /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ / | || / | || ||______|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow (__) (__) \_||_~ (oo) (oo) (*||*) /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ / | || / || / | || * ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO }{ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow ____ (____) .xxxx. (__) '(oo)` (oo) /-----'-\/ ` /-------\/ / | |============> / | || * ||----| (~) * ||----|| ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow armed and dangerous (___) (___) (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | O~ ||O * ||,---|| * ||,---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull (---) ( ) /-----\ (___) | | (o o) | | | (-----) \ / | | | / / \ O | * | * | O | ^^ ^^ ----- Coward Phone Bull | | | | * | | (__) | | \ (__) | | (oo) | | \ (oo) | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/-- | | / | || | | ----| |--- | | * ||----|| | | -------- | \______^^____^^___ | \_________________ | _________________ | _________________ | / | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. | | | | | | | | | | | \_________________ | _________________ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | (__) | | *---------(..) / \ ^^----^^\/ Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt. . /\ . . : (__) . / \ . . : (xx) / \ . . * : __------\/ / \ * : * ||____|| | (__) | . . ** : / | |\ . /| (oo) |\ ** : / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger . / |=|==|=| \ . * : . / | | | | \ . : / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__) |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo) . (__||__) . . : \-------\/ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || !!! !!! : ||----|| : ^^ ^^ The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow ...---... ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /(__) \|/ (oo) /---++--\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron ..---.. (__) / \ (oo) | RIP | /-------\/ | | / | || | | * ||----|| | | ^^ ^^ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? (__) (oo) /---+ +--\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ^^ ^^ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || -^^- || | \ * ||---- -^^- || * ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows (__) _--------_ (oo) |__________| BIG /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || __________ * ||----|| |_ _| ^^ ^^ -------- Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow (__) (oo) /'^^^-m (__) / '' ` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || * ^ ^ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula ____ ____ |+++++| |++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| |++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __ | | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| -----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ---------------------------------- o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * \ | __________________________________/ | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / / /\ \ \___/ \___/ / / \ \ ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...? (__) (__) (__) (----------) (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------) /| || /| || /| || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter * (__) (__) (__) (__) \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking (__) (oo) (__) o * (__) \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/ ---/ --** / | / | | *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ //__ Cow Cow pooing Cow marching standing Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls! (__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/ ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^ /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \// ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (___) ( OO \_ | - Got some cows that aren't in here? Add yours to the official \O collection! 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' .\ \| |/ / ..\ \| \|/ |: . ._|_ .. . | \|/ \/ | _|_ .| . .: | \/ \ / |. | . . .| \ / \||| . . . _|_ .|||/ \__| \ . :. .|. ./ |__/ __| \_ . .. _/ |__ __| `-______-' |__ -,____ ____,- ---' `--- UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS ____________________________________ ______________ |------|------| __ __ __ | ___________ | () | | 64X4 | 64X4 | || | | | | | | | | | | ___| |------|------| || | | | | | | |____| |____| || D | | 64X4 | 64X4 | || |__| |__| |__| ________________ ||| I | |------|------| | ________ ______ ______ | ADV476KN50 | ||| P | | 64X4 | 64X4 | |TRIDENT | |______| |______| | 1-54BV 8940 | ||| S | |------|------| || |TVGA | |______| |______| |________________| |||___| | 64X4 | 64X4 | || |8800CS | ________________ ___| |------|------| || |11380029| LOW->| /\ SUPER VGA | _________ | | | 64X4 | 64X4 | -------- BIOS | \/ (1) ||_________| | 1 | |------|------| || ______ J ______ |________________| _________ | 5 | | 64X4 | 64X4 | || |______| 2 |______| ________________ |_________| |___| |------|------| || ________ ______ | /\ SUPER VGA | ___| | 64X4 | 64X4 | |________| |______|| \/ (2) | _________ | | |------|------| () HIGH->|________________| |_________| | 9 | | 64X4 | 64X4 | ________ _________ _____________ _________ | | |______|______|__ |________| |_________| |_____________| |_________| |___| | __ TVGA-1623D _ () | |LLLLLLLLLLLLLL| |LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL| |___| | The stuff on here has got a bit stale lately, so I thought I'd brighten it up.... Loots (ever useless) File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/peacock.txt From - Sun Feb 9 14:43:49 1997 Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: peacocks Date: 6 Feb 1997 17:50:31 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 47 Message-ID: <19970206175001.MAA10165@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <32F0155F.48D7@alphalink.com.au> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:17073 In article <32F0155F.48D7@alphalink.com.au>, Daphne Shiels writes: >Does anyone have an ascii art peacock???? This is not my work- I wish it were. Does anyone know who made this? I would love to add it to my favorites on my webpage... o o% // -="~\ ~\\\ \\\ \\\ );\ /|;;\ """;;;;;;;\ ///"""""""";;;;;;\ ___////+++++""""""""""""";;;@@\ __________///////++++++++++++++""""""""@@@@%) ....__/0)///0)//0)//0)/++////////++++++++++"""@@@%%%%%/ ..---0)/--------////////////////+++++++/////+++++@@%%%%%%%/ ..///---0)---0)///0)//0)///0)/////////+++++====@%%%%%%/ ...0)....//----///------////////////+++++///" \/\\// //../0)--0)///0)///0)///0)//++++///// / \/ --///--------///////////+++///// _/ / .-//..0).-/0)--0)--0)--0)--.. /\ / .......--/////////. /\_ .0)..0).. -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/various18harleyjane.txt Subject: ascii Date: Mon, 14 Apr 1997 21:49:39 +0000 From: "Hayley Jane Wakenshaw" Reply-To: h.j.wakenshaw@newman.ac.uk Organization: Prozac Poppers Party Society To: ekveland@online.no I don't know if they're good enough, but I thought you might be able to use these on your web page. :) *hugs* Hayley ___ ___ / \.~~#~~./ \ leFt oN ( ( ) ) tHe \_ _/ sHeLF.... \_ ' ' _/ _,--\ _ /--._ / \__Y__/ \ / \ / \ | | | | | | | | | | ___| \ / |____ / |`-. .-'| \ ( / \ / \ ) `.__.' \/ '.__.' / || \ hjw ________( /_\ )_`97______ ________| /___\ |__________ | | | | / ) ( \ / __/ \_ \ ( __.-' `-.__ ) `---' `---' **Bearhug** ___ ___ / \,~~~~./ \ __ ( ( ) )Oo\ __ \_ @ @ _/ _/ /oO\_____\ Y // / \_/ ) / \ /( \ / /___/_ _\/__\ \ hjw ' ______) (_____ ' `97 '_______) . (_______' '______) (______' __'_____) (_____'__ / ,-------. \ __/ / \ \__ ( / \ ) \) / \ (/ \__/ \__/ **mice & moon** @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ o @@@@@@@@ o @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ =/ \= @@@@ =/ \= @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ / " \ @@@@ / " \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ / \ @@ / \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@hjw@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ / \ */ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@`97@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ | || | @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ V#vvVVvv/y,~ \__\ /___/#v\__\ /__/~//y|#\\.vVvV/,y#||.,//vvVvVvV,,## \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\// \y //\\ \\// \y //\\ U U **bee** ,-. \_/ >{|||} / \ `-^ **whale** __ __ __ \ / __ / \ | / \ \|/ _,.---v---._ /\__/\ / \ \_ _/ / \ \ \_| @ __| hjw \ \_ `97 \ ,__/ / ~~~`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~~ **elephant** __ __ / \~~~/ \ ,----( .. ) / \__ __/ /| (\ |( ^ \ /___\ /\ | hjw |__| |__|-" `97 **skull** ,-------------. / \ / __ __ \ | /,--. ,--.\ | | \ | __ | / | | `-' / \`-/ | \__ |_/\_| __/ /_ _\ | |,-.,-.,-.| | `-'| || || |`-' ,-.`-'`-'`-',-. \_|_,-.,-.,-|_/ | |_|_||_||_| hjw `--______--' `97 **radio cassette** ,================================. / _______ ___________ \ | ## | o o | |_|_|__|_|__| ## | | #### |_,---._| ||| #### | | ##   (o) (O)+++ ## |`--.__ \__________________________________/ hjw \,--[= '=' '=' `97 **T.V.** ,-----. | | ".___." ______|_____ |,----------.| || || || ???? || || || |`----------'| ,--|= |o .... [###]|\_,--' hjw |____________| `97 ,-. | | "Fuzz" \_/ |,--. ,---. . . ,| ,--. . . ,-. >{|||} | | /| | /| |/ | | / /| |, \_/ / \ | |_/ `._,|_/ `._/| `._`/_/ `._/| {|||}< `-^ / | / | / \ "Buzz" \__/ \__/ `-^ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/sketchfromhell4.txt From - Thu Apr 17 18:59:43 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!uninett.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!worldnet.att.net!feed1.news.erols.com!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!fido.news.demon.net!demon!newsgate.unisource.nl!news.unisource.nl!xs4all!not-for-mail From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: [Pic] Sketch from Hell (4) Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 00:43:43 +0200 Organization: XS4ALL, networking for the masses Message-ID: <3355561F.7BE9@xs4all.nl> References: <334EC1DF.7FFA@xs4all.nl> <3351C03B.1159@online.no> <3352B020.548C@xs4all.nl> <3355113F.7C83@online.no> NNTP-Posting-Host: asd05-06.dial.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-XS4ALL-Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 00:44:33 CEST X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.01Gold (Win95; I) Lines: 94 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14286 Erik K. Veland wrote: > > joris bellenger wrote: > > > > > > What is it? A 'butt' character ? > > > > > > BTW, I loved it! > > > > > > Erik K. Veland > > > > Ooops... obviously I did stay away from asii-art a bit too long. > > I have to memorise the damn ascii/non-ascii characters again. > > 'butt' character he? that's a good one. :) > > How's this for a 'butt'...*hehe*:) > > Sketch from Hell [4] by Joris Bellenger: > > I know it's hard to believe but kicking butts is > a kind of sport in Hell. Rather popular actually. > The rules are quite simple: > You score one point for each guy you send in the boiling mud. > You score three more points if you kick what's left of his brain > out of his skull. > You get disqualified if you kick an other part of the 'body' > than the butt. > > [kicking butts] > > > `., _ > '. \\ > ____\) )) > ,o' _/ ,e /, > )_(\ > /)/ > _\\, __//_ > //_ \ /_ _ /\ > ,___// \ | (= =/ \) > ///' ` _)/ ____,''( |/ > ___O_:)) (___ |/ ) \< > c / // '/ / " > / / _// / _/ > ...:o.:o /_( (_( > \\ > )\ > ( . /_|,,__ b'ger > . ) _ __.-' > ( .( _.-'_\.--" _,-- > ~)~~~~~~~~~/_ ,' _.-' > ~~ ~~~ '--,__/_ > ~~ "-- HHHAaaaa ha... that's good! A bit fleshy maybe (hope you undrestand what I mean) those guys are supposed to by dead and reeeal thin. This is my version. `., _ '. \\ ____\) )) ,o' _/ ,e /, )_(\ > /)/ _\\, __//_ //_ \ /_ _ /\ ,___// \ | (= =/ \) ///' ` )/ ____,''( |/ ___,o)) (___ |/ ) \< c / // '/ / " / / _// / _/ ...:o.:o /_( (_( \\ )\ ( . /_|,,__ b'ger . ) _ __.-' ( .( _.-'_\.--" _,-- ~)~~~~~~~~~/_ ,' _.-' ~~ ~~~ '--,__/_ ~~ "-- -- ----- `,---------------------------------------------- ,\, # joris bellenger (b'ger) |/ ? e-mail: svzanten@xs4all.nl ----| ~ )\--------------------------------------------- /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ ascii-art gallery at: / <_ ____,_ \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm --/___/_____ \---------------------------------------- \/| File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/soccer.txt From - Tue Mar 11 07:19:43 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!hermod.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!fu-berlin.de!banach.math.fu-berlin.DE!not-for-mail From: guckes@banach.math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Improvements in Fokker triplane sig Date: 10 Mar 1997 20:09:40 GMT Organization: Freie Universitaet Berlin Lines: 56 Message-ID: References: <5ftht8$leu$1@diana.ibernet.es> Reply-To: guckes@math.fu-berlin.de NNTP-Posting-Host: banach.math.fu-berlin.de (160.45.40.62) X-Access: 16 17 19 X-Newsreader-Info: http://www.math.fu-berlin.de/~guckes/slrn/ X-Newsreader: slrn (0.9.2.1 BETA UNIX) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12633 jmpoison@idecnet.com (Poison): > _________ > _|__o__|_ > _|_(\)_|_ > d-b Hey - soccer on Usenet! "The ball is coming towards the goal... the keeper raises his hands..." > _______ > |o_o_o| > |_(\)_| > d-b "The ball is passed over to the right..." > _______ > |_o_o_o > |__(\)| > d-b ".. and back to the left..." > _______ > o_o_o_| > |(\)__| > d-b ".. and Pele kicks it high.. .. the keeper jumps.." > _o_o_o_ > |_(\)_| > |_d-b_| ".. but he comes down and the keeper jumps - but misses!" > _______ > \o/*__| > |()___| > |_\\__| " GOOOOAAAALLLLL! GOOOOAAAALLLLL! GOOOOAAAALLLLL!" Are there still people who "watch" football (soccer) on radio? Or Usenet? Sven -- Support the League for Animated ASCII Soccer And remember you saw it on alt.ascii-art first! File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/various16steph.txt From - Wed Feb 12 00:02:52 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!worldnet.att.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!newstf02.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: slvrspirit@aol.com (Slvrspirit) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Need opinions on first ascii's Date: 11 Feb 1997 18:02:39 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 62 Message-ID: <19970211180200.NAA04482@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11449 Hi!! i need your opinion on these!! i did them using Curiour New font. _._ _ ,^ )/ \ / / ) Steph's bunny. _,/ / j / ' _ _ _ _ ,/ @ / * ^, 0 \_/` \ \ \ ` \/|\ /~ _ _ ` /'|-\"\ / \ ^, / | \ \ * ; \ _ \ ^ ) |/ | / /----*' \ | / / / , ' ' _\_ _ _ _/ Steph/ /______/^"^^ HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH H H HHHHHHH HHHHHHH H HHHHHH HHHHHHH HHHHHH HHHHHHHH HHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH _ _ _ ,'TTTTT', PTTTTTTTTTP PTTTTTTTTTTTP PTTTTTTTTTTTTTP TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PTTTTTTTTTTTTTP PTTTTTTTTTTTP PTTTTTTTTTP ',TTTTT,' V Balloon with hand \ Stephanie Sullins \ 02/97 \ ; | | / |_ / / o| \_/ / o| __/ o|_/ Tell me how these look,please!! Steph Sullins slvrspirit@aol.com File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/monstertruck.txt From - Sun Apr 6 01:18:31 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!azure.xara.net!xara.net!Aladdin!aladdin.net!ns2.aladdin.net!RMplc!yama.mcc.ac.uk!zippy.dct.ac.uk!river.tay.ac.uk!i96gl From: i96gl@river.tay.ac.uk (NESSY HAS RETURNED) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Wanted Ascii Letters Message-ID: <1997Mar27.141637.9@river.tay.ac.uk> Date: 27 Mar 97 14:16:37 +0100 Reply-To: i96gl@river.tay.ac.uk Expires: 15 Apr 97 14:17:43 +0100 Distribution: world Organization: University of Abertay Dundee Lines: 5 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13405 Was wondering if anyone could help me get large ascii lettering to spell, "Hello" and "APED". An alphabet would be perfect. Thank you. Grant Lockhart "i96gl@river.tay.ac.uk" From - Sun Apr 6 01:18:31 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!newsfeed.nacamar.de!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!worldnet.att.net!uunet!in2.uu.net!140.142.64.3!news.u.washington.edu!homer35.u.washington.edu!whatfer From: "J. Melusky" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Wanted Ascii Letters Date: Wed, 2 Apr 1997 20:08:19 -0800 Organization: University of Washington Lines: 49 Message-ID: References: <1997Mar27.141637.9@river.tay.ac.uk> NNTP-Posting-Host: homer35.u.washington.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII NNTP-Posting-User: whatfer To: NESSY HAS RETURNED In-Reply-To: <1997Mar27.141637.9@river.tay.ac.uk> Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13662 Hey there, Just use the website "type your own Figlet" half way down this list: ----------------------------- Ascii Web & Ftp Site List: http://www.geocities.com/Paris/5997/ Ascii~ http://otakuworld.com/dov/ascii/index.html Ascii Anime http://www.lstock.demon.nl/aas.html Ascii Collection ftp://garbo.uwasa.fi/pc/doc-net/sigart03.zip Ascii sigs http://www.duc.auburn.edu/%7Enorgapd/ascii/bugs Ascii http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ Ascii Joan~ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/4299/stark.htm ascii art by joan~ http://members.aol.com/petecasso Ascii Animated~ http://www.ece.curtin.edu.au/~shanaka/ascii.htm Ascii Art Site http://www.inf.utfsm.cl/cgi-bin/figlet Just type your name Figlet http://mediacube.datacom.de/cgi-bin/moniteurs/figlet Just type your own figlet http://www.info.polymtl.ca/zuse/tranf/www/asciiarts.html ascii art http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/ Figlet http://www.servtech.com/public/ptomblin/planes.html Ascii planes~ ptomblin@xcski.com http://home.sol.no/kseide/Ascii/ ascii art Erik / Grim http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm ascii art http://www.cs.wm.edu/~cronk/ascii/ ascii art http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/ascii.htm color ascii~ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/2695/links.htm ascii art http://www.chris.com/ascii_art_menu.html ascii art http://www.sljus.lu.se/People/Struan/snlb/ ascii art movie : Get file ascifilm.zip under link "Animated Cows" : URL: http://www.dragonfire.net/~bobrock/fun.htm : OR http://www.dragonfire.net/~bobrock/ascifilm.zip : Unzip it and run "runme.bat" http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/ascii.htm art~ http://www.auburn.edu/~norgapd/ascii/vehicles/ ascii vehicles http://www-scf.usc.edu/~wyliu/ascii.html ascii art (Still Available Nov 6 1996) http://ironbark.bendigo.latrobe.edu.au/ugrad/sigger.html random .sig~ http://nunic.nu.edu/~dissel/asciiart.html Dave Issel ascii art http://haywire.dialix.oz.au/~lyndall File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/nuts.txt From - Wed Dec 18 22:58:57 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!panix!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ-Peanut Date: Wed, 18 Dec 1996 15:04:35 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 45 Message-ID: <32B7F9F3.C48@wing.rug.nl> References: <32B79E5E.7A3A@worldnet.att.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: wing4.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) To: LSowa Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9040 LSowa wrote: > > Hi all, Does anyone have a sig-sized *Peanut* or any nut(s)? Please > post or e-mail. Many thanks!!! > (P.S. *Peanuts* are preferred) Here's the nuts I added to my .sig sized fruit collection after your request: Peanut: ,+. ((|)) )|( ((|)) `-' Acorn: ,=|=. (XXXXX) | | \ / `+' Coconut: ,+. //|\\ ||||| \\|// `+' chestnut: ,-"-. / ,-. \ |(:::)| \ `-' / `-.-' -- ,/ * ,-. , , , , , ,-. ,-. ,-. _,'/_ | ( ` | | | |\ /| | ) / \ | \ `(")' ,'/ `-. |--| | | \/ | |-< | | | | _ _,-H-./ / . ) | | | | | | | \ / | / \_\_\. / `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ` `-' `-' /" / \ \ Herman Hiddema _/ / \ \_ mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl \_.'( ) (`._/ http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod ) ( contains: ascii-art, games, mpegs ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/notes.txt From - Tue Dec 17 08:01:18 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: [REQ] Musical Clefs & Staff Date: 16 Dec 1996 05:14:26 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 29 Message-ID: <19961216051300.AAA27934@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <58pak0$q1k@isis.fiu.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8929 In article <58pak0$q1k@isis.fiu.edu>, jferna03@solix.fiu.edu (jorge l fernandez) writes: >i need a sig-sized musical clef & staff. can someone help me out? hope this helps... ** musical symbols ** 10/96 , |\ __ | | |--| __ |/ | | |~' /|_ () () | //| \ |\ () | \|_ | | \ jgs \_|_/ () | | | @' () -joan -- ____ .-" +' "-. ~* H A P P Y /.'.'A_'*`.\ H O L I D A Y S *~ |:.*'/\-\. ':| |:.'.||"|.'*:| joan stark \:~^~^~^~^:/ spunk1111@juno.com /`-....-'\ jgs / \ visit my ascii art gallery: `-.,____,.-' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/teddybears4.txt From - Sat Jan 25 12:04:08 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!newstf02.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: ASCII TEDDY BEAR :o) Date: 24 Jan 1997 04:51:50 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 38 Message-ID: <19970124045101.XAA07219@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:10556 In article , guckes@banach.math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes) writes: >OK, so this is one of the koalas - >but I think they make nice teddies, too. yes, they do. Did Row make them? I tried some FOUR line teddy bears. I don't think they can get much smaller.. -=[ teddy bears - 4 lines ]=- 1/97 ()=() ()-() ()=() ()-() ('Y') (':') (^;^) ('&') q . p d . b C C c . c jgs ()_() ()_() ()_() ()=() -joan BTW, whatever has happened to Row? -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ . File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/submarine.txt From - Wed Dec 11 18:08:42 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!enews.sgi.com!news.sgi.com!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: [Pic] Submarine Date: Wed, 11 Dec 1996 15:25:26 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 24 Message-ID: <32AEC456.432D@wing.rug.nl> References: <32AEC165.56AD@wing.rug.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: wing3.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8707 That Should've been like this: |`-:_ ,----....____ | `+. ( ````----....|___ | \ _ ````----....____ \ _) ```---.._ \ \ )`.\ )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. -' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' ` -- ,/ * ,-. , , , , , ,-. ,-. ,-. _,'/_ | ( ` | | | |\ /| | ) / \ | \ `(")' ,'/ `-. |--| | | \/ | |-< | | | | _ _,-H-./ / . ) | | | | | | | \ / | / \_\_\. / `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ` `-' `-' /" / \ \ Herman Hiddema _/ / \ \_ mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl \_.'( ) (`._/ http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod ) ( contains: ascii-art, games, mpegs ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/mac.txt From - Mon Nov 18 17:44:41 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!mr.net!visi.com!dimensional.com!news.wizard.com !news.ici.net!pmtn2ip20.ici.net!user From: olson@ici.net (Jeremy J. Olson) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: A teeny-tiny itty-bitty computer.... Date: Sun, 17 Nov 1996 20:51:09 -0500 Organization: Uuh... Organization? Lines: 33 Message-ID: References: <19961116185900.NAA18228@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: pmtn2ip20 Computer: Macintosh 6300CD (16MB/100MHz) Web-Page: http://www.ici.net/cust_pages/olson/olson.html In article <19961116185900.NAA18228@ladder01.news.aol.com>, spunk1111@aol.com wrote: ~ what do you all think of this one? It's probably the smallest ascii I've ~ made... Does it look like what it's supposed to? ~ ~ * tiny computer * 11/96 ~ _ ~ |-| __ ~ jgs |=| [Ll] ~ "^" ====`o Monitor, keyboard, mouse, CPU on the side --- nice! _____ | ___ | || || J.O. ||___|| | _ | |_____| /_/_|_\_\----. /_/__|__\_\ ) ( [] One of the old Mac SEs or something. ============ Jeremy Olson olson@ici.net http://www.ici.net/cust_pages/olson/olson.html File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/weirdos1.txt From - Wed Dec 18 22:51:58 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!visi.com!dimensional.com!news.wizard.com !news.ici.net!olson From: olson@ici.net (Jeremy J. Olson) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: ASCII "Weirdos" Date: Tue, 17 Dec 1996 23:16:31 -0500 Organization: Uh oh... was I supposed to be in one of these? Lines: 117 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: d-ma-taunton-8.ici.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Summary: Just the rantings of a madman Computer: Macintosh 6300CD (16MB/100MHz) Web-Page: http://www.ici.net/cust_pages/olson/olson.html X-Newsreader: Yet Another NewsWatcher 2.3.4 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9030 THE WEIRDOS (Weirdius strangium) By Jeremy Olson o o U /-\ The plain Weirdo. Not that much to this guy. Pretty expressionless. o o U /o\ The surprised Weirdo. Still not much to this guy. Just some Weirdo with his mouth open a bit. O O U /O\ The stunned Weirdo. A bunch of O's that look like a guy screaming or something. Meh. @ @ U /O\ The stunned-at-something-outside- this-window Weirdo. He's looking out of the msg window at something else. G G U /o\ The stunned, looking-the-other-way Weirdo. Ahahahahahahhhhh! o o U /u\ The smiling Weirdo. This guy is happy for some unknown reason. - - U /.\ The sleeping Weirdo. He's been here too long waiting for you to see him. Zzzzzz.... Zzzzzzz.... Zzzzzzz....... u u U /n\ The unconscious Weirdo. That's a good enough description, since I can't think of anything better. O-O U /-\ Weirdo with glasses. Kind of exp- ressionless, just a little Weirdo. . . U . the Weirdo that wears glasses and lost them. The mouth? I dunno. \ / U /M\ The angry Weirdo. He's really mad at something, whatever. \ / U /O\ The infuriated Weirdo. A variation on the angry Weirdo. REALLY mad at something... - - - - - - - - - 8x - - CUT HERE - - x8 - - - - - - - - - - - - - End of the Weirdos.... There'll be many more coming.... I'll have the Weirdos on my Web Page soon! Adieu, Jeremy J. Olson http://www.ici.net/cust_pages/olson/olson.html File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/owl.txt From - Mon Jan 20 20:39:43 1997 From: SNOOPY@HSH-BOX.MCNET.DE (Juergen Jakubowski ) Subject: LINE:OWL Message-ID: Date: Sun, 19 Jan 97 08:00:04 CET X-ZC-PGP-KEY-AVAIL: PgP-key on demand X-Newsreader: MicroDot 1.12 [REGISTERED 000240] Organization: HSH-BOX@MCNET.DE X-ZC-TELEFON: V+49-5060-9284Q;F+49-5060-9285 X-ZC-POST: GERMANY Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!arclight.uoregon.edu!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!uunet!in1.uu.net!160.45.4.4!fu-berlin.de!news-ber1.dfn.de!news-ham1.dfn.de!news-han1.dfn.de!news-koe1.dfn.de!RRZ.Uni-Koeln.DE!news.duesseldorf.ecrc.net!news.hamburg.ecrc.net!news.hamburg.pop.de!news.braunschweig.pop.de!trashcan.mcnet.de!hsh-box.mcnet.de Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art X-Gateway: ZConnect CL trashcan.mcnet.de [Connectline/AmigaOS] Lines: 36 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:10382 ~o88ooooooooooooo88o~ ouooooo,~oo oo~,ooooouo 8 ~88888. ,88888~ 8 8 go~~~os go~~~os 8 8 ,8` '8_8` '8. 8 8 8` _ '8` _ '8 8 8 8 !@! 8 !@! 8 8 8 8i /8\ i8 8 8 8s g8 8s s8 8 8 dooooo`8_8'ooooob 8 8 d! 'V` !b 8 8 8 ~ 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 ] 8 8 [ 8 8 [ ] 8 8 [ ] 8 8 [ ] !8 8| [ ] 8 8 [ ]s88b-oo- xxx -oo-d88s[ ] 8 8 [,88 8i'` ~ '`i8 88.] 8 8 88` 88s'88` '88`gf8 '88 8 888 ,g8s/8. ooo ,8\g8s. 888 88` i888888fo_X_of888888i '88 V YY'`~'` ~~~ '` ~ YY V "" "" _ have fun ,-**) `-;9"""` +-(S)+ /~| " " Snoopy@hsh-box.mcnet.de File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/wizards.txt /|\_./ /*| ejm97 /*_| `` -- ,^ woolly scarf ===%X^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ because it's /\\ " " winter (Again!) ----> // \\ "' "' llizard aka ejm cq547@torfree.net File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/snowglobe.txt From - Mon Dec 2 18:25:46 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!howland.erols.net!news.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!uunet!in3.uu.net!152.163.170.17!newstf01.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Snowglobe Date: 2 Dec 1996 05:44:31 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.13) Lines: 38 Message-ID: <19961202054600.AAA06382@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <19961201194200.OAA23075@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article <19961201194200.OAA23075@ladder01.news.aol.com>, jenn7519@aol.com writes: >Hi ..Im looking for an ascii picture of a snowglobe...preferably a small >sig. sized one... :) This was a great challenge.... Thanks! I hope you like what I came up with... these little ones are tough! -=[ snowglobe ]=- 12/96 ____ .-" +' "-. /.'.'A_'*`.\ |:.*'/\-\. ':| |:.'.||"|.'*:| \:~^~^~^~^:/ /`-....-'\ jgs / \ `-.,____,.-' -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/topofstupidity.txt From - Sat Mar 1 21:49:30 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!swrinde!news.uh.edu!news.mty.itesm.mx!academ01.slp.itesm.mx!al284186 From: "ThE PUNISHER." Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: to all the skinheads Date: Fri, 28 Feb 1997 16:30:14 -0600 Organization: ITESM Campus Monterrey . DINF-DTCI Lines: 17 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: academ01.slp.itesm.mx Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12169 HEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHE ________________________ ___/| ___________________________ \_______________________\ /_ ( /__________________________/ \_____________________) \__) |__/ (________________________/ \_____________________) (______________________/ \_________________| |__________________/ | _ | ) ( ) ( VVV---VVV Heute Europe!! / --- \ HEIL HITLER!!! | |__|__ | | __| | | Long life to the Fuhrer \________ / HEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHEILHE File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/temperature.txt From - Sun Jan 19 22:53:04 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!arclight.uoregon.edu!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news.sover.net!news From: Walter & Anita Allen Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: BRRR!!! Date: Sat, 18 Jan 1997 09:37:12 -0800 Organization: SoVerNet, Inc. Lines: 29 Message-ID: <32E10A48.2096@sover.net> Reply-To: wnaallen@sover.net NNTP-Posting-Host: pm0a6.rut.sover.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii; name="THERM.TXT" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (Win16; U) Content-Disposition: inline; filename="THERM.TXT" Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:10323 ______________________ | _ | | | | -- 100 | | 90 -- | | | | | | -- 80 | | 70 -- | | | | | | -- 60 | | 50 -- | | | | | | -- 40 | | 30 -- | | | | | | -- 20 | | 10 -- | | | | |_| -- 0 | | -10 -- |*| | | |*| | | '***` | | (*****) | | `---' | |____________________| The temperature this morning in Rutland, Vermont, USA. Brrrrr! This is my very first attempt at creating ASCII art, email me with your comments or suggestions BTW, this is in degrees F. I don't even dare calculate degrees C. File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/trainspotting.txt From - Tue Dec 10 19:26:03 1996 Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!ix.netcom.com!netcom.com!bertino From: tristan Subject: Re: REQUEST!!! PLEASE READ ME! Message-ID: Sender: bertino@netcom14.netcom.com Organization: University of Karlsruhe, Germany Date: Tue, 10 Dec 1996 16:23:03 GMT Approved: bertino@netcom.com Lines: 1097 Xref: online.no rec.arts.ascii:801 In article , Mailbox writes >Hey people...I was wondering if anybody can help me out...I'm looking for >two things.(in ASCII of course) > >1.A spraycan. >2.A train. > >On reply i'll post a heap of my collection...TA > DISCLAIMER : Im not a train spotter (jesus I must be paranoid or something) _________ | _ | __ | | | |____\/_ | |_| | \ | __ | _ _ | |/ \_|_/ \/ \/ \__/ \_/\_/ o O o O o O o O o O o ______/ Mike Sabine /======\ dd | | _______PP___ \ / | | | | | | dd | | | | PPP | | /=|____________|-----PPP---| |______ / | | | -/ | | PPPP | | / | | P P | | | | | PPPP | | | | | P | | | | \ _______ |_______|__________| ___ | \ / \ ________________/ | ______________________________ ___ | | X / \ _____ | | | | | | | | ====X< O > / \ \_|____ | | | | | | | \ /----------< o >-\| \ \ \| | | | | _|_____|__ \_______/ ____|_____ \_____/ _ \--\-\-\ ____|_____|_____|_____|_ [Where's the rest of the train?] * * * * * * ____________ _____ /____________\ | | | _______ | \ / | | | | ____| |___________| |_____| | |-------- Rick Cox --------| |----COXRL@WKUVX1.WKU.EDU---| /|--- 122 Riverwood Ave ----| /_/| Bowling Green, ky 42103 | / / /---/---\-------------/---\__| | O=================0 | \___/ \___/ ____ __ _ __________ ____ l l____l l_l l_l l ll ll _____________ ________l l________ ( l_ll__ll / l l l l l l l l l l _______________________l___l_____________l__l_________________l_l /__lOOO-OOO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO -Michael Rebholz- ____ __ _ ________________ ____ l l____l l_l l_l l ll ll ___________ _______l l_________ ( Michael Rebholz l_ll__ll / l l 1312 W. Main l l musicman@camelot.bradley.edul l l l Peoria, IL 61606 l l ____________________________l___l___________l__l__________________l_ l /__lOOO-OOO OOO OOO OOO OOO OOO OOO ______ | __ | _ _ \/ _____ || ||__|_|_|_|_|| | | ||__|| | | | | | /// || | | | |__//________| -------------//----------- -----------( )----------- (_) (_) -- (_) (_) o O___ _________ _][__|o| |O O O O| <_______|-|_______| /O-O-O o o ___ _][__| | <_______|-1 O-O-O ~~~~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~ ~ ~ ___ ---/------- \ / | _/_______ | ..:..:.. __| |_U_u/ | .:.:.:::.:. | | I$$$$$$$$$$I | /~~\_/~~\ |\___I$$$$$$$$$$I / o-o-o-O-O-O-\__/ \__/ /--- O-O-O-O-O-O -Andreas und Karin Konzelmann- C~~~~~~C C~~~~~C C~~~~C C~~~~~~ C~~ ^ C~~~~ C ~~~~~ ~~~~~ C ^^^ C~~ C C C C C C C ^^^^^ C C C C C C C~~~ ^^^^^^^ C C C C C~~~~~C C~~~~ ^^^ ~C C C C~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ^^ ^^^^ ~~C C C ~~ ^^^^ ^^^^^^ ************** ^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^ *** *** ^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^ *** |~~~~~~~~| *** ^^^ ^^^ **__|~~~ ~~~|__** ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^ **** **** ^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ **** **** ^^^^^^^^^ ^^ ^^^^^^^^^ **** **** ^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^ *** ooooooo *** ^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^ ^ ** \\I// ** ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ ** +++ ** ^^ ^^^^ ** \\\I/// ** ^^^^ mmmm +++++ mmmm ^^^^^^^^ ^^ mmm_____ZZZZZZZZ_______mmm ^^^^^^ ^^ ^^^^ mmmXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX mmm ^^ ^^^^^^ mmmm | II | mmmm ^^^^^^^^^^ mm / II \ mm ^^ mm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mm mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm hhhhhhhh ** hhhhhhhh hhh hhh ** __ ** hhh hhh hhh hh * /__\ * hh hhh hhhh hh * | __ | * hh hhh hhh hh * \__/ * hh hhh hhhh hhh * * hhh hhhh ^ hhhhhhhhh **** hhhhhhhhh ^^^ //////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ ^^^^^ ^ hhhh ########## hhhh ^^^^^^^ ^^^ hhh ############## hhh ^ ^^^^^ hhh ## ## hhh ^ hh ## ## hh hh # # hh hhh # /~~~~\ # hhh hhh # | ## | # hhh hh # \____/ # hh ^ hh # # hh ^^^^^ h ## ## h ^^^ ^^ hhh ## ## hhh ^^^^^^^^^ hhhh ############ hhhh ^^^ hh __/########\__ hh hhhh / \/ \ hhhh hXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXh U8 W W WW W W 8U YY U 8 W W WW W W 8 U YY YYY UU 8 W W WW W W 8 UU YYY YYYY UUU 8W W WW W W8 UUU YYYY YYYYY UUUU 88 W WW W 88 UUUU YYYYY UUUUUU 88 WW 88 UUUUU UUUUUU 8888 WW 8888 UUUUUU UUUUUU 888888 UUUUUU YYYYY UUUUUU YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UUUUUU YYYY YYYYYY UUUUUU YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UUUUUU YYYYY YYYYYYY UUUUUU YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UUUUUU YYYYYY YYYYYYYY UUUUUU YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UUUUUU YYYYYYY UUUUUU UUUUUU YYYYYYYYY UUUUUU YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UUUUUU YYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYY UUUUUU YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UUUUUU YYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYY UUUUUU YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UUUUUU YYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYY UUUUUU YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UUUUUU YYYYYYYYYYYY UUUUUU UUUUUU -Peanut from GENIus RT- . . . . o o o o o _____ o ____==== ]OO|_n_n__][. [________]_|__|________)< -rassilon- oo oo 'oo OOOO-| oo\\_ +--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+-$1-+--+--+--+--+ OO O o o o... ______________________ _________________ O ____ | | | | ][_n_i_| ( ooo___ | | | | (__________|_[______]_|____________________|_|_______________| 0--0--0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 @@@"""""""""""""* @" ___ ___________ II__[w] | [i] [z] | {======|_|~~~~~~~~~| /oO--000'"`-OO---OO-' ************************************************************************ &&&&&&&&& &&& && & _____ ___________ II__|[] | | I I | File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/snowfort.txt From - Wed Dec 18 06:57:12 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!su-news-feed4.bbnplanet.com!sonysjc!sonybc!newsjunkie.ans.net!newsfeeds.ans.net!prodigy.com!usenet From: KDJA26B@prodigy.com (Celia ann Suter) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Fort? Date: 17 Dec 1996 01:07:27 GMT Organization: Prodigy Services Company 1-800-PRODIGY Lines: 23 Distribution: world Message-ID: <594rof$28h2@usenetp1.news.prodigy.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: innugap3-int.news.prodigy.com X-Newsreader: Version 1.2 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8971 OK, I am *not* an artist, but with all the ascii snowballs flying around lately, I HAD to try SOMETHING! Celia @@@@@ @(o,o)@ .-. .-. .-. .-. .-.=.-. .-. .-. ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (cas) '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' Ha, ha, you can't get me! File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/tent.txt From - Sat Jan 4 13:30:59 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!hermod.uio.no!ifi.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!insync!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!uunet!in2.uu.net!192.207.105.50!prodigy.com!usenet From: KDJA26B@prodigy.com (Celia ann Suter) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Tent! Date: 4 Jan 1997 02:05:22 GMT Organization: Prodigy Services Company 1-800-PRODIGY Lines: 24 Distribution: world Message-ID: <5akdt2$28ic@usenetp1.news.prodigy.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: innugap3-int.news.prodigy.com X-Newsreader: Version 1.2 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9690 This is (sort of) what my tent looks like from the front. Obviously, I'm not one of the artists; I did this last summer just for kicks. |===================| / \ / \ *=======================* | /:\ | | / : \ | | / : \ | | / : \ | | / : \ | | /.....:.....\ cas | \|------\---------/------|/ CAS "I *am* in shape...'round' is a shape!" -Garfield File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/rabbit.txt From - Fri Mar 7 19:21:47 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: rabbit for signature Date: 7 Mar 1997 04:57:36 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 70 Message-ID: <19970307045700.XAA25343@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12452 In article , Darla Wise writes: >I'm looking for a small rabbit to go with the signature line below. >Does anyone have anything appropriate? Well, I adapted my floppy horse and made this... it's pretty big and still looks an awful like like a horse... __ - __ /\ \ /\ \ / /\ \ / /\ \_/ // \ | / /.' |// | | / .' .-" / |_/ \/_.- 0 \ Y \ \ /_, \ .=. `~`\ _,*^'\ _,--""""-,/ } } )*^ `""~` \} } } _/ \}_} _.-`/ |--.___ _.-" / , , ,| .`\ /\ / / `\ \ \ / \ \ _,/ /`~-._ _,`\ \`""~~` `"` /-.,_ /' `~"----"~ `\ \ jgs \___,' \.-"`/ `--' Then I tried something small and "floppy" and came up with this: __ / /\ .--./ /\ | / /6 6| \| / /\ Y / / / / ^ \ \ |/\\ //\} `"\ "_" / jgs "" "" Perhaps to look like this: -- Darla J. Wise, Dept. of English __ / /\ When (someone) loves you for a long, long time .--./ /\ | ...REALLY loves you, then you become Real. / /6 6\ \| Generally, by the time you are Real, / /\ Y / most of your hair has been loved off, / / / ^ \ and your eyes drop out and you get loose in \ |/\\ //\} in the joints and very shabby. But these things `"\ "_" / don't matter at all, because once you are Real, jgs "" "" you can't be ugly... --THE VELVETEEN RABBIT That story always makes me cry... -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/santa3.txt From - Thu Dec 12 17:41:16 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.mindspring.com!mindspring!uunet!in2.uu.net!207.67.253.7!atmnet.net!newshub.cts.com!narwhal.maximumaccess.com!tnlhub!z4!n972!f4!marcia.chabert From: Marcia.Chabert@f4.n972.z4.tnlhub.maximumaccess.com (Marcia Chabert) Date: 09 Dec 96 23:28:46 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Xmas Message-ID: <1d5_9612111820@tnlhub.maximumaccess.com> Organization: TNL Online! uucp HUB Lines: 42 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8758 _____ _,---' `-,_ * `-,_ `-, `-,@@@@@@@@@@ _ @@@@@@@@@@@ (( )) (\_ ;;### ###;; {} \\ // {} _*__ (\_c\ ;; O ( O ;; \\---\/,-{=\ /= /\ \\ \ \ ( ) ;;, (_) ;; ~~\\//~~ \\ // \ \ \\ \ @@@@@ ;;//~\\;;; (\_(\ {{=\\//=} ___\_\_\__| \ \ __ ;;;;;;;;_ / (o \\// [==='`____`__ \ / /\ ;;;;; \ \_ ) ) \ <`--'> |_ :~|~~~~~~|__/ /\ \ `, `-,_ ; (`~; ) ('\ |##-,_|@@@@@@| \ \\/\ |_ @-,. __ .&' \ ; ; (/~ |######-,_,__|_,-,\ *\ \=====@) `-,_@,-c).(_(,-'' \&....| ; :; |#########`-----,_`-,\\/_______\::::::-,_ ; ) |_ \ |_&-. ..( |####{}#######|!!!`-,__________):::::::::`-,; @) .{ },-...\\& `) |##{ __}}#####|!!!!!!!!!-,_ `-,::::::::::_//| /(_)( || ; |#{ }##{ }####|!!!!!!!!!!!!`-,_ \::::--,:/!!!/ / \ //,--|: |#{ }###{}####|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!`---'!!!!!!!!!!| : ^ ) ;~/ // |##{ }#{ }####|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!} \ / \ \; / _// |###{_~_}#####|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,-:: /_/ \ \ C_/ |#############|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,-`X (( // __// |#############|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,-`X / \_,-'~ c__/ |#############|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,-`X / \/,-` `;############|!!!!!!!!!!!!,-X / \/,-`~ X`-;########|!!!!!!!!,-'X / \ /,-'~ /_\,-``-;####|!!!!!-'X / \_,-'~ `-' `-;|,-'X / \',-' /,-/,-'~ ... "Ooooohhhh! I hates rabbits." -- Yosemite Sam -- |Fidonet: Marcia Chabert 4:972/4 |Internet: Marcia.Chabert@f4.n972.z4.tnlhub.maximumaccess.com | | Standard disclaimer: The views of this user are strictly his own. File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/tweety2.txt From - Sun Feb 9 14:08:02 1997 X-Mailer: CrossPoint v3.11 R/A6317 via ANUBIS V 1.01d / ZSort V 1.47a Message-ID: <6QBOpUUo-hB@angel012.angelone.line.org> X-Gateway: ZCONNECT GF gismo.gun.de [DUUCP BETA vom 06.11.1996] References: From: targi@angelone.line.org (Andre Dziedzic) Subject: Re: REQUEST: TWEETY BIRD Date: 03 Feb 1997 11:12:00 +0100 Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!fu-berlin.de!news.gtn.com!gismo.gun.de!tribal.line.org!angelone.line.org!angel012.angelone.line.org!targi Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Distribution: world Lines: 133 Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:17037 TAP> Could someone please post an ascii art image of Tweety Bird. 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((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' Four Calling Birds ___ ___ ___ ___ ('v') ('v') ('v') ('v') (( )) (( )) (( )) (( )) -/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"-- Three French Hens (\ }\ (\ }\ (\ }\ ( \_('> ( \_('> ( \_('> (__(=_) (__(=_) (__(=_) -"= -"= -"= Two Turtle Doves _ _ <')_,/ <') ,/ (_==/ (_==/ ='- ='- And a Partridge in a Pear Tree _ ('> /))@@@@@ /@"@@@@@()@ @@()@@()@@@@ @@@O@@@@()@@@ @()@@\@@@()@@ @()@||@@@@@ @@||@@@ || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ jgs'96 .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/yak.txt From - Fri Mar 7 18:35:36 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!hermod.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!news.maxwell.syr.edu!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!masternews.telia.net!newssrv.ita.tip.net!news.flashnet.it!usenet From: morfina@geocities.com (Morfina!!) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Request Date: Thu, 06 Mar 1997 22:01:31 GMT Organization: Flashnet Lines: 17 Message-ID: <3322376d.17232891@news.flashnet.it> References: <5ff1rf$haf@bignews.shef.ac.uk> Reply-To: morfina@geocities.com NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp-155.flashnet.it Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Newsreader: Forte Agent .99g/32.339 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12482 On 3 Mar 1997 17:30:23 GMT, ACA96MER@shef.ac.uk (M E Rowe) wrote: >Any talented person got a yak picture? >Yak as in big hairy animal.. >Thanks > ,__ ., __, ,,,, '--/,,\--'\*\%\*\ //ƒƒ\\\'\'%.\'%\ '..'//'%\.\%/\\'.^ \\'/'/%''/\' || || " " I can't make better... sorry... File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/xmastree3.txt From - Thu Dec 19 06:52:55 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!mindspring!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!newsfeed.internetmci.com!dimensional.com!news.wizard.com !news.ici.net!olson From: olson@ici.net (Jeremy J. Olson) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Christmas Tree? Date: Wed, 18 Dec 1996 22:31:07 -0500 Organization: Uh oh... was I supposed to be in one of these? Lines: 33 Message-ID: References: NNTP-Posting-Host: d-ma-taunton-34.ici.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Summary: Just the rantings of a madman Computer: Macintosh 6300CD (16MB/100MHz) Web-Page: http://www.ici.net/cust_pages/olson/olson.html X-Newsreader: Yet Another NewsWatcher 2.3.4 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9072 In article , J-MAN wrote: ~ If anyone has a Christmas tree in ASCII form I would appreciate it if ~ you would please forward it to me. Thank you and Merry Christmas! ~ The J-Man /\ /o \ / O \ / . \ / \ / ' o \ / *o \ /* o : . \ /__________\ | | | | _|__|_ / JO \ \______/ o 8 o O . * [] c @ 8 * a (Extra ornaments you can put on) Jeremy J. Olson u u http://www.ici.net/cust_pages/olson/olson.html U /.\ If you're reading this, you must be as bored as me. File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/newyear1.txt From - Wed Dec 18 22:52:54 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!cliffs.rs.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: New Year's Ascii Art! Date: 18 Dec 1996 06:10:36 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 42 Message-ID: <19961218060900.BAA22226@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9022 It's almost that time! 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File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/rose1.txt ____ ___ __----__ _/\ _/^ __ ^\_ /~^_/ | )/^ ^-^ _/ _/^ _/^ ^\_ ^\ | ./ /~ /( _/\. _/^_/^--_ ^\_^\-__-~ _/( \ _/ ./ ./^_/| \_ ~\ \_^\_ /^ _( ~-_ _/ \./\ _/^_/ \_ ~\ \ ^\__^\../^_/^ )\ ~~~~ _\/ <__/ ~\__\| ^\.__./^ ~---____--~ ~\ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/unicorn.txt Subject: Re: Unicorn... Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 20:49:01 PST From: joan stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: On Tue, 19 Nov 1996 18:25:29 -0600 Beto Del Valle Vidal writes: > Iam Looking for Unicorn ascci-art, please send me.. > > Tnx in advance... > Salu2 !! > > ___________________________________________________________ > o !CHIVAS para CAMPEON! > <_\ [5mdelvalle@cca.pue.udlap.mx [0m > / >..o [7mhttp://omega.pue.udlap.mx/~delvalle [0m > ___________________________________________________________ I found my favorite unicorn ascii! 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Would someone send me anything related to Six-Pack? Here's a sixpack, but without the plastic. ,-"-. ,-"-. ,-"-. ( C> )( C> )( C> ) |`-_-'||`-_-'||`-_-'| ,-"-. |-"-. |-"-. | ( C> )( C> )( C> ) | |`-_-'||`-_-'||`-_-'| | | || || | | | || || |' | || || | | || || | `-_-' `-_-' `-_-' -- ,/ * ,-. , , , , , ,-. ,-. ,-. _,'/_ | ( ` | | | |\ /| | ) / \ | \ `(")' ,'/ `-. |--| | | \/ | |-< | | | | _ _,-H-./ / . ) | | | | | | | \ / | / \_\_\. / `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ` `-' `-' /" / \ \ Herman Hiddema _/ / \ \_ mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl \_.'( ) (`._/ http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod ) ( contains: ascii-art, games, mpegs ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/snowboarder.txt From - Mon Nov 18 17:47:58 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: snowboader Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 11:45:49 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 49 Message-ID: <32903E5D.1FC9@wing.rug.nl> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: wing3.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX A.09.01 9000/735) To: Dark Jedi Dark Jedi wrote: > > does anyone have or could someone make a picture of a snowboarder? > It doesn't matter what size... > Thanx- > Dark Jedi Just made this for you: _, A /\ O/ / \ / \ _ /\ __ _ / `. 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"~::;;::' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''`..ou..```''!!!: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' :$$$$$$$$$N$$$J `!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'$$$N$$$$$$$$$$$$P*$N `> !!!!!.ed$$$$ba."$$$$P" ""$$$$$$$$$$$"?Neee@F'$$$$P" ""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P" ""$$$$$$$$$P"' Copyright (C) 1995 AySe :) ,-~~-.____. / | ' \ ( ) * \_/-, ,----' ==== // / \-'~; _/~~~(O) / __/~| _/ | ******=(_______| (_________|******** * * * * * ayse@gandalf.physics.metu.edu.tr * * * ************************************ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/yinyang.txt From - Wed Nov 20 21:31:24 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!newshub.csu.net!charnel.ecst.csuchico.edu!guzzler.ecst.csuchico.edu!raybouk From: "B. Ray Bouknight Jr." Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: REQ: Dallas Cowboys symbol Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 09:15:53 -0800 Organization: California State University, Chico Lines: 39 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: guzzler.ecst.csuchico.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Hello!! Does anyone have a Dallas Cowboy star (the logo they use on their helmet)??? this size would be great: ,,ggddY888Ybbgg,, ,agd8""' .d8888888888bga, ,gdP""' .d88888888888888888g, ,dP" ,d888888888888888888888b, ,dP" ,8888888888888888888888888b, ,8" ,8888888P"""88888888888888888, ,8' I888888I )88888888888888888, ,8' `8888888booo8888888888888888888, d' `88888888888888888888888888888b 8 `"8888888888888888888888888888 8 `"88888888888888888888888888 8 `"8888888888888888888888 Y, `8888888888888888888P `8, `88888888888888888' `8, .oo. `888888888888888' `8a 8888 88888888888888' `Yba `""' ,888888888888P' "Yba ,88888888888' `"Yba, ,8888888888P"' `"Y8baa, ,d88888888P"' ``""YYba8888P888"' thanks!!!! - ray /=========================================\ | B. Ray Bouknight Jr. | | California State University, Chico | | LTC/SHPE - Academic Committee | | http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~raybouk/ | \=========================================/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/pontiacfierogt.txt From - Mon Feb 17 17:57:41 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!ix.netcom.com!news From: nytmare@ix.netcom.com (Dave G Nelson) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Pontiac Fieros Date: Mon, 17 Feb 1997 06:08:37 GMT Organization: Netcom Lines: 25 Message-ID: <3307f3ff.9103763@nntp.ix.netcom.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: har-pa1-22.ix.netcom.com X-NETCOM-Date: Mon Feb 17 12:12:49 AM CST 1997 X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.1/16.230 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11698 1985 Pontiac Fiero GT ______________ _.-'' || \ `-. _.-'' || \ `-._ -=====/ _____..-''.<(]_______________||_____\ `-------/--/. _..---''''__ / `` ____________|__________.....________\ _.-'''__.-.='_`_`-.\---|---''''''' ` ` | __ /.-'_`_`-.\ \. .' --''' .'/ / | \ \`. | / '='.'/ / | \ \`. __.| |--------|| |``-O-''| ||--\-------------------/-------|| |``-O-''| ||'' / '''----..| \ \/_ _\/ / |______________________________| \ \/_ _\/ / `--'" `-.....-' `-.....-' 1986-88 Pontiac Fiero GT ______________ __..=='|' | ``-._ \=====_..--'/''' | | ``-._ |''''' ```---..|____|_______________[)>.``-.._____ |\_______.....__________|____________ '' \ __````---.._ ./' /.-'_'_`-.\ | ' ' ```````---|---/.-'_'_`=.-.__```-._ |.__ .'/ / \ \`. \ | .'/ / \ \`. ```-- `. \ ``|| | o | ||-------\-------------------/--|| | o | ||--------| "`--' \ \ _ _ / / |______________________________| \ \ _ _ / / |..----``` `-.....-' `-.....-' dave File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/xmastrees.txt From - Thu Dec 19 06:53:33 1996 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!hunter.premier.net!worldnet.att.net!uunet!in3.uu.net!205.229.196.2!news.k-net.net!not-for-mail From: @lafn.org Subject: Re: Christmas Tree? Message-ID: <32B8D71E.7110@lafn.org> Date: Wed, 18 Dec 1996 21:48:15 -0800 References: Reply-To: @lafn.org Organization: Los Angeles City College X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (Win16; I) MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 156 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9074 J-MAN wrote: > > If anyone has a Christmas tree in ASCII form I would appreciate it if > you would please forward it to me. Thank you and Merry Christmas! > The J-Man Christmas trees * .:. .:::. .:::::. 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" 000 " . . . . . 000 . . . .. .. ..................O000O........................ ...... ... __/\__ \ / |/\| "( )&& ( )""""& &&&&&( )"" &&&( )""""& """"&&&&&( )&& &&&"""""""&&( ) ( )&&&&&&&&&&""""" &&&&&( )"""""&&&( )& ( )&&""""""&&( )&&&&&&&&& """"""( )&&&&&&( )&&&&( )& ( )&&&"""""""""&&&&&&&( )&& &&&&&( )&&&&&&&&"""""""&&&&&( ) /\___/\ &( )&&&&&&&&( )&&&&&&&"""&&&&&& | o o | )&&&&&( )&&&&""""""___\|/___&&&&&& __\_^_/__ ___\|/___ &&&&& | ||| |&""&&& (__/ \__)| ||| | __\|/__||| _|___\|/_____ _| . |_ |___|||___| |__|||__|||_| ||| | (__\___/__) |_____|||_____| + "X" "XXX" "XXXXX" "GOD JUL" "BUON ANNO" "FELIZ NATAL" "JOYEUX NOEL" "VESELE VANOCE" "MELE KALIKIMAKA" "NODLAG SONA DHUIT" "BLWYDDYN NEWYDD DDA" """""""BOAS FESTAS""""""" "FELIZ NAVIDAD" "MERRY CHRISTMAS" "KALA CHRISTOUGENA" "VROLIJK KERSTFEEST" "FROHLICHE WEIHNACHTEN" "BUON NATALE-GODT NYTAR" "HUAN YING SHENG TAN CHIEH" "WESOLYCH SWIAT-SRETAN BOZIC" "MOADIM LESIMHA-LINKSMU KALEDU" "HAUSKAA JOULUA-AID SAID MOUBARK" """""""'N PRETTIG KERSTMIS""""""" "ONNZLLISTA UUTTA VUOTTA" "Z ROZHDESTYOM KHRYSTOVYM" "NADOLIG LLAWEN-GOTT NYTTSAR" "FELIC NADAL-GOJAN KRISTNASKON" "S NOVYM GODOM-FELIZ ANO NUEVO" "GLEDILEG JOL-NOELINIZ KUTLU OLSUM" "EEN GELUKKIG NIEUWJAAR-SRETAN BOSIC" "KRIHSTLINDJA GEZUAR-KALA CHRISTOUGENA" "SELAMAT HARI NATAL - LAHNINGU NAJU METU" """""""SARBATORI FERICITE-BUON ANNO""""""" "ZORIONEKO GABON-HRISTOS SE RODI" "BOLDOG KARACSONNY-VESELE VIANOCE " "MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR" "ROOMSAID JOULU PUHI -KUNG HO SHENG TEN" "FELICES PASUAS - EIN GLUCKICHES NEUJAHR" "PRIECIGUS ZIEMAN SVETKUS SARBATORI VESLLE" "BONNE ANNEBLWYDDYN NEWYDD DDADRFELIZ NATAL" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" XXXXX XXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/xmastree2.txt From - Sun Dec 15 12:21:25 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!math.ohio-state.edu!usc!newshub.cts.com!narwhal.maximumaccess.com!tnlhub!z4!n972!f4!marcia.chabert From: Marcia.Chabert@f4.n972.z4.tnlhub.maximumaccess.com (Marcia Chabert) Date: 14 Dec 96 02:08:44 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Xmas tree Message-ID: <228_9612141820@tnlhub.maximumaccess.com> Organization: TNL Online! uucp HUB Lines: 56 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8893 / / /'| /'| | | | | __ | |__| |_ /_ \ , ___ , ___ / / < __ / |) | | / '__ `. / '__ `. /'| /'| | | | | /-| | | (__} | | (__} | | `-' | | | | | | {] | | \___/ | \___/ \___ | | / | / `---\ | | | | __ | | /' /' | | | | / __ \/ | | / | / | / \___/ /' /' \| / / /'| /'| / _ / | | | | /'| (_) /'| | |__| |_ _ | | ___, | | __ __ < __ / /' `\ | | '| | __ | | /_ \ / / /'__`'| | | | | | /-\ | | | | | /'__`\ | |) | | /'| /'|| {__`-' | | | | | \_/ | | | | | | {__) | /-| | | `-' | \__ \ | / | / \___/ /___, /___, \____,_\ | {] | \___ | ___} | /' /' `---\ _ | |'.___/ / __ \/ |' | / \___/ \| __/\__ \ / |/\| "( )&& ( )""""& &&&&&( )"" &&&( )""""& """"&&&&&( )&& &&&"""""""&&( ) ( )&&&&&&&&&&""""" &&&&&( )"""""&&&( )& ( )&&""""""&&( )&&&&&&&&& """"""( )&&&&&&( )&&&&( )& ( )&&&"""""""""&&&&&&&( )&& &&&&&( )&&&&&&&&"""""""&&&&&( ) /\___/\ &( )&&&&&&&&( )&&&&&&&"""&&&&&& | o o | )&&&&&( )&&&&""""""___\|/___&&&&&& __\_^_/__ ___\|/___ &&&&& | ||| |&""&&& (__/ \__)| ||| | __\|/__||| _|___\|/_____ _| . |_ |___|||___| |__|||__|||_| ||| | (__\___/__) |_____|||_____| ... Merry Xmas to all from Mexico :) -- |Fidonet: Marcia Chabert 4:972/4 |Internet: Marcia.Chabert@f4.n972.z4.tnlhub.maximumaccess.com | | Standard disclaimer: The views of this user are strictly his own. File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/starcollection.txt From - Tue Mar 11 07:06:53 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!gsl-stkh-ns.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-paris.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-lond.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!worldnet.att.net!newsadm From: Lou Shirley Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Star Shape. Date: Mon, 10 Mar 1997 14:00:42 -0500 Organization: The Scanner Club Message-ID: <33245A5A.4DDF@worldnet.att.netSPAM> References: <33178796.4932676@news.terraworld.net> Reply-To: l.g.shirley@worldnet.att.net NNTP-Posting-Host: 207.146.35.192 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="------------46B2C0631A9" X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0Gold (Win95; U) Lines: 93 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12630 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------46B2C0631A9 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Rozberk Omniist wrote: > > I have tried and tried but I can't seem to get a five-pointed star to > look right. Anyone got a good one? Anysize will do. Hi Rozberk, Since you just wanted a five pointer but didn't say exactly what style, I thought I'd try posting a file I created a while back. I just hope it posts properly, first attempt at an attachment to a post. First original, I'll give it a try, I wish I were as good as some of the ASCII artists in this group, post too. Hope you like it. Regards, LGS (Remove the letters SPAM from my e-mail address to reply) --------------46B2C0631A9 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii; name="Stars.txt" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline; filename="Stars.txt" /\ /\ /\ /\ < '' > < .. > < -- > < ~~ > \/\/ \/\/ \/\/ \/\/ Looking up Looking down Sleeping Angry /\ /\ /\ < xx > < ** > < ^^ > \/\/ \/\/ \/\/ Drunk Star Starry eyed Blinking /\ /\ /\ /\ < $$ > < TV > < o0 > \/\/ \/\/ \/\/ \/\/ Rock Star! Movie Star! TV Star! oops! /\ /\ /\ < !! > < ?? > < @@> \/\/ \/\/ \/\/ Pissed What? Boy star noticing girl star! /\ /\ < > > <-OO-> \/\/ \/\/ Star in need of nose job! Nearsighted Star /\ /\ < 00 > < 88 > \/\/ \/\/ Big eyes Double vision /\ /\ /\ < @o > < ^^ > < zz > \/\/ \/\/ \/\/ Star w/monocle Laughing Lights out etc, etc, etc... /\ /\ /\ < `` > < == > < QQ > \/\/ \/\/ \/\/ /\ /\ /\ < ~. > < ## > < && > \/\/ \/\/ \/\/ --------------46B2C0631A9-- File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/the12days4.txt .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. _______) _______) ,__) ____, ____, (--||_, _ (--| _ | _ (--| \ _ , (--/ \ ,_, _|| |(/_ _|(_|_)(/_|\/(/_ _|_/(_|\|/_)_ \_/_|_ ( |__, ( ( ,__| ,__| ____,,__) ,__) (--/ `|_,,_' ,-|-,_,_, _ , / | || |/_)| | | |(_|/_) \__, |__, |__, On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Four Calling Birds ___ ___ ___ ___ ('v') ('v') ('v') ('v') (( )) (( )) (( )) (( )) -/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"-- Three French Hens (\ }\ (\ }\ (\ }\ ( \_('> ( \_('> ( \_('> (__(=_) (__(=_) (__(=_) -"= -"= -"= Two Turtle Doves _ _ <')_,/ <') ,/ (_==/ (_==/ ='- ='- And a Partridge in a Pear Tree _ ('> /))@@@@@ /@"@@@@@()@ @@()@@()@@@@ @@@O@@@@()@@@ @()@@\@@@()@@ @()@||@@@@@ @@||@@@ || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ jgs'96 .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/xmas2.txt Subject: xmas. Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 20:25:18 -0500 (EST) From: CPL_DIAL01@FRONT1.cpl.org To: ekveland@online.no >From @VM.USC.EDU:APO-L@PURCCVM.BITNET Sun Dec 20 12:58:29 1992 Reply-To: lalibr@RPI.EDU Sender: Alpha Phi Omega Subject: Happy Holidaze MkIII To: Multiple recipients of list APO-L | (*) | | | | |/| | | | | (*) (*) (*) (*) |/| (*) (*) (*) (*) |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| (( )) |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| ( ) |/| |/| |/| |/| (( )) (( )) (( )) (( )) ( ) (( )) (( )) (( )) (( )) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) o.o ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) __/_\__ ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) \/ \/ ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) /_____\ ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) \./ ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) o o ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ((|)) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )(|)( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ((|)) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )(|)( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ((|)) ( ) ( ) ( ) ((|)) ( ) ((|)) ((|)) ((|)) ooooooo ooooooooooooo Happy ooooooooooooooooo Hanukkah! ooooooooooooooooooo * * _ _ _ * ' ) ) ) * * / / / _ __ __ __ , * / ' (_From Your Brothers at Epsilon Zeta (see ya next week!) >From jessie Tue Dec 22 18:43:16 1992 To: adam, james, robert, zehra@csvax ============================================================================== ... * * * ... * * * * .... * Merry Christmas ... * ... * * * ... ... 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Season's Greetings! . . / ||| * * |||\. . . | . /\ /. ||| + | + Happy * * ||| \ . /\ . . |. /\. / \/. ||| *-|//-* Holidays! * * ||| \. /. \ ./\ | ./ \ ./ . \ . ||| > +--+--+ < * * ||| . \/. \/\/ \ | / . \/ . . ||| *-//|-* And Have A * * |||=====================================||| + | + Happy New * * ||| . .\ * \ .|\/ . . .\ . .. ||| |------------| Year! * * ||| . \. *** . | \. . \. .*||| | | * * ||| . . *****. | .\ . . \ / ||| |------------| * * ||| . . *******. | . . . * \. / ||| * * ||| . . ********* | . *** . /__||| ====================== * * ||| . . * . | . ***** . ||| ======************====== * * ||| . . . | . ******* . . ||| ======************====== * * ||| . @______ . . | . ********* . ||| ======*** ***====== * * ||| ._+___+_. | . *********** . ||| ======** **====== * * ||| . . . . | . * . ||| ======**________**====== * * |||_________________|___________________||| ======__|______|__====== * ******************************************************************************* ****************************************************************************** * * * * M E R R Y ** ** H A P P Y * * *** *** * * C H R I S T M A S * o * N E W Y E A R * * * \\ O * * * *** \\ *** * * * \\ * AULD LANG SYNE * * AND TO ALL A * o \\ * * * GOOD NIGHT *** O \\ *** * * *\\ o * POP POP POP POP * * * \\ o * * * ** o \\ O ** * * HO HO HO HO HO *** \\ *** * * * O o \\ O * * * * \\ * &&&&&&&&& * * ***************************** &&& * * ____ | | && * * |////|_____ | & ___ ________ * * &--|][][][]|____| _______ II__|[] | | I I * * |//|[][][][| |{}{}{}{| | |_| I I * * |//|][][][]| |}{}{}{}| < OO----OOO OO----OO * ****************************************************************************** . . \|/ . . . . . . . - * - . . . . . . . . . /|\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ^ . 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II__[w] | [i] [z] | * %' ) /%|HHH||$|/V\|XXX|~~~~~##[}{}{}{}](:)<*> {======|_|~~~~~~~~~| * %(__6 |==D|HHH||$|\^/|/ \|=====##[{}{}{}{](:) V /oO--000'"`-OO---OO-' ************************************************************************ ------------------------------------------------------------------ Voxers-At-Large: Your Psycho Fiends Network ------------------------------------------------------------------ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/mushroom.txt From - Sat Dec 21 01:26:14 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!arclight.uoregon.edu!feed1.news.erols.com!news.idt.net!cdc2.cdc.net!newsfeed.concentric.net!news-master!news From: James Falcon Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: [REQ] Anyone want to draw a mushroom? Date: Fri, 20 Dec 1996 16:21:10 -0500 Organization: Concentric Internet Services Lines: 19 Message-ID: <32BB0346.585@hotmail.com> References: <01bbed58$5ddead40$4730508b@door.otago.ac.nz> Reply-To: touchstone@hotmail.com NNTP-Posting-Host: 61060d0011la.concentric.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (Win95; U) To: "Jeremy J. Olson" Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9147 A mushroom... Well, I dunno know why you want one, but... ------------ / (_)_ _ \ /) (_) (_) \ | _ _ | | _ (_) _ (_) _ | |(_) _ (_) _ (_)| |____(_)_________(_)_____| \\\\\\\\\||||||||/////// | | | | | | \____/ Sincerely, James Falcon touchstone@hotmail.com http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/3968 File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/santa2.txt From - Tue Nov 19 22:19:58 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!mcvax!EU.net!howland.erols.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!btnet!netcom.net.uk!netcom-uk-feed0!news.enterprise.net!usenet From: kevynm@enterprise.net (Kevyn Marshall) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: christmas art Date: 18 Nov 1996 21:52:13 GMT Organization: Enterprise PLC - Internet Services Lines: 67 Message-ID: <3814.6896T1353T1409@enterprise.net> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: max05-024.enterprise.net X-Newsreader: THOR 2.2 (Amiga;TCP/IP) *UNREGISTERED* Ian, How about this one ? 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Date: 9 Apr 1997 18:10:26 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 28 Message-ID: <19970409181000.OAA18218@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13961 Even with an inch of snow on the ground, I'm being optimistic... The crocuses and daffodils are out. The hyanciths are in bloom... Spring has to be around the corner... Look! The first robin!!! .--. ." o \__ _.-" ,( ` _.-" ,;;| _.-=" _," ,,;;;' .-"`_.-"``-..,,;;;;:' `"'` `\`\ jgs /^\\\ Make a wish! -joan -- .-. ((`-) \\ \\ joan stark .="""=._)) spunk1111@juno.com / ., .' /__(,_.-' ` /| ASCII ART GALLERY /_|__ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ | `)) | jgs -"== File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/pigs.txt Subject: Pigs Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 14:01:55 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no . __ , |`' `'| ( '__` ) \(oo)/ `--' ____ ,-. ,' `. |/``--/`. | _ (oO '\/ `@ /"\' |___,' `-'~`--' ``' _ _ ;`. ,'/ |`.`-. _____ ,-;,'| | `-.\__,-' `-.__//' | | `| \ , | `. ``` , .' \_` . , , `_/ \ q| ` , |p` / | ' ____ , | | ,' `. | | ( O' O ) | `. \__,.__/ ,' `-._ `--' _,' `------' __|\|\ _________ _/òò \ |_ |? \__ ______ / \/\/ \/\/ ^___^. oink! (0)(0) '. / (òò) \ ....\.M...M...\...... ,,__ c'' )? '''' Pork chop, gnam gnam... _ I\ \'| \ .' '. __.' ç '---.......---.. :___ '-._? '. ! '. ; '-. ...__ _ .' \ ; '''''--'' ;. ! ...''''...''.: ;.....''....| /.' ;...''.'...'.'.'.. //_| /_| /_| ____ /// \ .''. | \_____ '..==_________ _|\|\______ _/# inSerT '. :_ CoinS ! :- '.__________.' 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Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 00:48:18 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <199701210302.VAA05339@osh1.datasync.com> Something new from my notepad! -=[ sword and shield ]=- 1/97 .-. {{@}} <> 8@8 .::::. 888 @\\/W\/\/W\//@ 8@8 \\/^\/\/^\// _ )8( _ \_O_<>_O_/ (@)__/8@8\__(@) ____________________ `~"-=):(=-"~` |<><><> | | <><><>| |.| |<> | | <>| |S| |<> | | <>| |'| |<> .--------. <>| |.| | | () | | |P| |_____| (O\/O) |_____| |'| | \ /\ / | |.| |------\ \/ /------| |U| | '.__.' | |'| | | | | |.| : | | : |N| \<> | | <>/ |'| \<> | | <>/ |.| \<> | | <>/ |K| `\<> | | <>/' |'| jgs `-.| |.-` \ / '--' ^ -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ *** NEWLY UPDATED! *** File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/train.txt Subject: spunk1111: Train Date: Wed, 15 Jan 1997 16:31:27 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com To: ekveland@online.no --------- Begin forwarded message ---------- From: spunk1111 To: wigwam@rednecks.com Subject: Train Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 16:12:34 PST Message-ID: <19970114.162607.6679.9.spunk1111@juno.com> o x o x o x o . . . o _____ _______________ ___=====__T___ .][__n_n_|DD[ ====_____ | |.\/.| | | |_| |_ >(________|__|_[_________]_|____|_/\_|___|_|___________|_| _/oo OOOOO oo` ooo ooo o^o o^o o^o o^o -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- --------- End forwarded message ---------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/snoopy2.txt Subject: Snoopy/Charlie Brown Date: Sun, 24 Nov 1996 00:47:03 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <3296F6CF.315D@online.no> __ "Linus & Lucy" _( _)_ ( _) ( ) (_) (_) @@@@@@@ __/ . | @@@ .|_ / \ --\_) _________@@( _) | /\ \__/)-/_______(@@@@__-/ |--|**|\__ --| (___) \___ /\ ## |*****|__ |____________| \ | / \## \*(#####) || || \___|____/\__## ____ ___ << Sigh!! Fall is here \ / /`'\ \ : The end of another / / __|____|_\ \ baseball season. / ~~~~~~~| `.~~ .'| \_________________/ ( (_ ) _______________ \ __ / <==/ You know what | o_o `-----' | that means. / c(+)o _| |_ \_____________/ \\____ / \_//\ \__| :\ |:::::::: | |\/\/\/\|_| :\/\/\/_:_:__ |___ /~ === \ |##(_/ : : : | |##|#\_:_:_:_/ :_: :_: c--' c-' `-, ,------~~~ ~~~~~~ -----, _/::::::::::::::::::::::::\_ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ================================================================== ,-~~-.____. / | ' \ ( ) * \_/-, ,----' ==== // / \-'~; _/~~~(O) / __/~| _/ | ****************=(_______| (_________|**************** * * * * * * * * ************* ************* or- ,-~~-.___. / ()=(() \ ( ( 0 \._\, ,----' CURSE ##XXXxxxxxxx / ---'~; YOU / /~|- =( ~~ | RED /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ /___*_____________*_____\ BARON! /______________*__________\ /__________*________________\ |______________*_____| |__*_________________| |__________*_________| | | rgrassy@seahorse.fhcrc.org __-----_. ______ / \ \ o O O _( )__ / | | \_---_ o._. _( )_ | | \ | |""""(_ Let's see... ) | | |@ | | (_ _) \___/ ___ / | | (__ _) \____(____\___/ | | (________) |__| | | | / \-_ | | |' / \_ "__ _ !_!--v---v--" / "| |>) |""""""""| | _| | ._--""|| | _\_____________|_|_____||________|_ / \ /_____________________________________\ / \ /_______________________________________\ / \ /_________________________________________\ { } <_______________________________| | > {_______________________________| ________ < } / SNOOPY \ |_______________________________| /__________\ \|/ \\/ \||// |// \|/ |/ ,-~~-.___. / ()=(() \ ( ( 0 \._\, ,----' CURSE ##XXXxxxxxxx / ---'~; YOU / /~|- =( ~~ | RED /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ /_______________________\ BARON! /_________________________\ /___________________________\ |____________________| |____________________| |____________________| | | //((~;; \\ \`_ ,' )) _~o) '; ( ) (''-___ ,_- | | ;---__ | )-|===| \ ~--|====|~~| |====\\\'._ |______\ \ \ |_|__|( ~~---/~\/\ /~_/____ \ ______--/\/\\_ __--_ //~-----\|/ _----__ . / /-~~---~\\\ /______, | / `c ` . ||| | | | (.. _ ..|||| _O----| | \ _ _ | || `- |___| /~` `\ `__ _/ |||/||~~| .' 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Just little ol' / me Underdog! / / File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/swing.txt Subject: Swing.ent Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 20:58:59 -0500 (EST) From: CPL_DIAL01@FRONT1.cpl.org To: ekveland@online.no >From the ASCII Art USENET News Group From: gehotch@sdrc.com (Ric Hotchkiss) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: LINE The swing Message-ID: <8135@heimdall.sdrc.com> Date: 5 May 94 17:18:46 GMT Sender: news@heimdall.sdrc.com Reply-To: Ric.Hotchkiss@sdrc.com Organization: SDRC (Structural Dynamics Research Corporation) Lines: 78 Status: RO Set-Cookie: EGSOFT_ID=206.132.186.131-239972912.29253703; expires=Fri, 31-Dec-2010 00:00:00 GMT; path=/ Content-Length: 4826 No offense intended :-) The swing: \ \ \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ \ \/ / \ \ \ \/ / \ \ | / \ \ | / \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \\ \ \ | ---------#----- \\ \ \ | -----|-----|--- - ------ \| --------#------ - ------ \| ----|-----|---- -------- | | -------- | | | \ | | \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _+m#m+_ | | | | | | Jp qh | | | | | | O O | | | | | | Yb dY | | | | | | "Y5m2Y" | | | | | | | | ========= | | | | / /\ \ / /\ \ What the Customer ordered What the Designer designed \ \ \ / / \ \ \ \/ / \ \ | / \ \ | | \ \ | | \\ \ \ | -----|--|--|--- - ------ \| ----|--|--|---- -------- | | | | \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ========= _______ | | | | / /\ \ / /\ \ What the Engineer engineered What the Lawyers wanted \ \ \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ \ \/ / \ \ \ \/ / \ \ | / \ \ | / \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \\ \ \ | ---|----------- \\ \ \ | ---|----------- - ----|- \| --|------------ - ----|- \| --|---||------- -----|-- | | ||---|-- | | || | \ | | || | \ | | || | | | | || | | | | || | | | | || | | | | || | | | | || | | | | || | | | | || | | | | || | | | | || | | | | || | | | | || | | | | || | | | | || | |_____| | || | | | | || | | || ============= || =============== || | | || _______ || / /\ \ || / /\ \ || What Manufacturing Specified How Field Service installed it -- |\ ___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (|_|_\________________ | _ (_)__| |_| |___| |_ __| |_ | |_(_)______ )|____________________| | / / _| _ / _ \ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/the12days6.txt .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. _______) _______) ,__) ____, ____, (--||_, _ (--| _ | _ (--| \ _ , (--/ \ ,_, _|| |(/_ _|(_|_)(/_|\/(/_ _|_/(_|\|/_)_ \_/_|_ ( |__, ( ( ,__| ,__| ____,,__) ,__) (--/ `|_,,_' ,-|-,_,_, _ , / | || |/_)| | | |(_|/_) \__, |__, |__, On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Six Geese A-Laying __ __ __ __ __ __ >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ / ) / ) / ) / ) / ) / ) \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) Five Golden Rings .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. 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Date: 7 Mar 1997 13:02:39 -0500 Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University Lines: 72 Message-ID: <5fpl7v$7au@piano.cs.indiana.edu> References: <331c6dfd.1869167@news.terraworld.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: piano.cs.indiana.edu To: rozberk@terraworld.net X-Newsreader: NN version 6.5.0 #2 (NOV) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12493 In alt.ascii-art you write: > /\ > / \ > / \ > / \ >__________________/________\__________________ > '-. / \ .-' > '-. / \ .-' > '-. / \ .-' > '-. / \ .-' > % % > / '-. .-' \ > / '-. .-' \ > / '-..-' \ > / .-''-. \ > / .-' '-. \ > / .-' '-. \ > / .-' '-. \ > / .-' '-. \ > /.-' '-.\ how about shrinking it? /\ / \ ___________/____\___________ "-_ / \ _-" "-_ / \ _-" "-/ \-" / "-_ _-" \ / "__" \ / _-" "-_ \ / _-" "-_ \ /.-" "-.\ or removing the insides? /\ / \ / \ __________/ \__________ "-_ _-" "-_ _-" "-, ,-" / \ / __ \ / _-" "-_ \ / _-" "-_ \ /.-" "-.\ or giving it double thickness? ,. //\\ // \\ // \\ .==========/ \==========, "=_ _=" `"=_ _="' `"=, ,="' // \\ // __ \\ // _="'`"=_ \\ // _="' `"=_ \\ //.="' `"-.\\ '' `` -- brian odom File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/romance1.txt From - Sun Nov 17 16:09:46 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!news.idt.net!news.cerf.net!pagesat.net!calweb!usenet From: pixel8ed@nntp1.best.com (Diane Wenner) Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Subject: Re: request: love? Date: 13 Nov 1996 04:17:05 GMT Organization: Best Internet Communications Lines: 1011 Approved: bertino@netcom.com Distribution: world Message-ID: <56bi8b$e8t@news.calweb.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: mail.calweb.com : Takahiro Horie wrote: : > : > ...hello! if anyone has ascii that has to do with love (for my : > girlfriend) please post! thanks so so so so soooooo much!!!!... : > : > -Takahiro (takahiro@ix.netcom.com) Here's our "Romance cache in three parts"; this has nothing to do with any "ethernal triangle". -- ______________________________________________________________ | .,,,. | | Diane Wenner Silicon Valley (?~~~?) | | California USA ))(@ @()) | | (() ^ ((( | |__Anything is possible if you have enough cache!_____\~/______| Copyright 5/96 >From pixel8ed@netcom.com Fri Nov 1 17:35:50 1996 Date: Fri, 1 Nov 1996 14:11:04 -0800 From: Diane Wenner To: pixel8ed@cache22.org Subject: romance1 There are three parts to this file; all parts are under 45MB. 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Argggh! Date: 8 Apr 1997 14:58:16 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 29 Message-ID: <19970408145800.KAA12328@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <19970406020900.VAA15958@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13919 got a portion of the pirate done.... _____ .-" .-. "-. _/ '=(0.0)=' \_ /` .='|m|'=. `\ \________________ / .--.__///`'-,__~\\\\~` / /6|__\// a (__)-\\\\ \ \/--`(( ._\ ,))) / \\ ))\ -==- (O)( / )\((((\ . /))))) / _.' / __(`~~~~`)__ //"\\,-'-"` `~~~~\\~~`"-. // /`" ` `\ // -joan -- .-. ((`-) \\ \\ joan stark .="""=._)) spunk1111@juno.com / ., .' /__(,_.-' ` /| ASCII ART GALLERY /_|__ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ | `)) | jgs -"== File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/rose3.txt From - Sun Nov 17 16:01:25 1996 Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-lond.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!netcom.net.uk!netcom.com!bertino From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Subject: Re: [PIC] Per your request: Some Roses .... Message-ID: Sender: bertino@netcom15.netcom.com Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico References: Date: Thu, 7 Nov 1996 12:31:01 GMT Approved: bertino@netcom.com Lines: 45 Carol Mullikin (carol@starburst.cbl.cees.edu) wrote: > Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii > From: M MANAKA > Subject: [REQ] rose needed > Sender: bertino@netcom9.netcom.com > Date: Tue, 29 Oct 1996 17:45:08 GMT > Anyone with a good looking rose. May you please send it here? > Your help will be highly appreciated. > That's Michael. My rose contribution ... :. ,.. .' :~.':_., .' ::.::'.' : ::' .: `.: .: .:/ `::--.:'.::' |. _:===-' / / ,---.---. __,',' (~`. \ ) )','.,---.. `v`\ | ,' .-'.:,'_____ `. )|/.-~.--~~--. ~~~-. \ _/-'_.-~ ""---.._`.| _.-~~_.-~ ""' _..--~~_.(~~ _ Seal _ __...---~~~_..--~~ ,'___...---~~~ -- __ ,:`-_ /\ /\ ,d@@b, ,-'W;`./WI;:.`-./W;.\/;.\_ @@@@@@ Armando Frazao ,'WWI;::.\ W;:' /WWWI;.`--'.\ `?@@P' /WWI;;;:. .`.W' /WWWII;:..:;:.`-.__ a.k.a. Seal <= Mystery is the key to enchantment `=>------------------------------ \ ~ - ' \ ~ _ ~ -' _~-~~ _ ~ ~ ` ~ / ~ \ ~- / ~ ~-_~-~ - ~ ~ ~ `-. '\ .- \ ~ /\ /~ -~_ ~- l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt ~~ `.,-~ \/ \/ - ~ ~ http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/starshape3.txt >>> I have tried and tried but I can't seem to get a five-pointed star to >>> look right. Anyone got a good one? anysize will do. 1 __/\__ 2 `. .' 3 |/\| How's that for a quick doodle? dEN File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/rml-rocko.txt From - Mon Jan 6 17:53:25 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.uoregon.edu!hunter.premier.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: revfrm@aol.com (Rev FRM) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Rocko's Modern Life -- Rocko Date: 6 Jan 1997 00:44:54 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 84 Message-ID: <19970106004300.TAA09651@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9763 From Nickelodeon's "Rocko's Modern Life", Rocko! Feedback always appreciated, requests usually honored. If anybody wants it, I have original asciis of Earthworm Jim, Babylon 5, Life In Hell, and some miscellaneous others; ask and ye shall recieve. Rev. FRM __--^^-_ __--^^ __--^ __--^^___---^^^ _-^__--^^ __--^^-_ ,',-^ __--^^ __--^ /,' __--^^___---^^^ __----//_ _-^__--^^ _-^^-_--^~ ^-_ ,'_-^ ,' \ `. \ /,' ,' | _-^^-_. \ // / | ,' \ \ | | ## / / | | | | ## ,' / / | | /\ ,-^ / ## / | / ^---^ | ##,' / / | ,' / _-^ ^-___-^ ^^-_ _-^ _ \ _-^ __--^^ ,' / ,^-_ __--^^--___---^ | | ^-_ ,' / | ^-_ `, ,' / \ ^-_,' ,' / `. _-^ / ^-_ _-^ / ^-___--^/ /\ / / / / ___---^^| /.__---^^^ | ,.'/| | / |/ | __--T' /,;|__| __--^^ | / |_--^^ | i ' ,' | | . ,' | l / ^-_ | | _____ / ^-_| __--^^--_ l \ / . `. _-' _-^ ^-_ | \ / /| `-:___--T | ,' ^-_ l ' / | | | | ,' ^-_. | / | | | | ,' _-----_ \ l `. | | | |--^ ,' ^^--__/ |^-_ `l | | | ,' l\ `> | / | / | \ ,' | | \ / l ' | | \ ,' | | \ | _-^ \ /\ \ `. |---^^ \ / \ \ ^~~~) _-`.____/ \ `. ~~~~~) _-^`-_ )' ^~~~--------~~~^`-_ ~~~~) ,' ' ,'^-_ ') ^~~~^. ( _-^^-_ )' \ `-_ _-^ `-_ )' \ ^^--_____,' ' \ ( | `-_ _--' ^^--_____________---^^^ \ ________________ ,' / / _'. Caffeine CH3 | /, <|~|-~ ,| | |._-..'~'.| |,. \| The Right Reverend N |L | /"\ | L_ \ | FELIX ROY MARIPOSA / \ | \ | / '7L__/ \| (Prophet) N---C C==O |^.> `://' | || || | |`.-' V /~ |_.| The Church of the Easy Answer || || | | \_()|C|| "It's the Flexible Faith!" CH C N--CH3 | | (ULC) \ / \ / | | N C | | | || | . ,/~\ | The only denomination that's CH3 O | CAFFIENE X ,' | 100% CAFFEINE-POWERED! | ' `/__ | Molecule by: Ron Fritz `-______________-' 0- rfritz@ccs.carleton.ca File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/various11pjp.txt Subject: 3 new pictures Date: Sat, 28 Dec 1996 23:18:58 EST From: Phyllis J Persun Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Here are 3 of my latest pictures. I hope you like them! pj ___________________ / _________________ \ / / _[_]_ \ \ | | [_____] | | | | ______ ______ | | | |/ \ / \| | | | | ____ | | |_|________|_//||\\_|_| / ___ ___ \ | |___| |___| | |_______________________| ===== ===== ===== ===== pjp______=====___________=====__________ ___ |___| / \ / \ /_______\ | | | THE | | | | PINK | | | | STUFF | |_______| |_______|pjp ____________________ | | | | |[]| |[]| | | | | | | | | | | | | | |______________| | | | | ____________ | | | __ | | | | || | | | | | ||__| | | | pjp|____|_________|__|__| File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/rml-spunky.txt From - Mon Jan 6 17:54:31 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.uoregon.edu!hunter.premier.net!netaxs.com!news-xfer.netaxs.com!feed1.news.erols.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: revfrm@aol.com (Rev FRM) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Rocko's Modern Life -- Spunky Date: 6 Jan 1997 00:46:07 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 44 Message-ID: <19970106004400.TAA09678@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9764 From Nickelodeon's "Rocko's Modern Life", Spunky! (That's Rocko's dog.) Feedback always appreciated, requests usually honored. If anybody wants it, I have original asciis of Earthworm Jim, Babylon 5, Life In Hell, and some miscellaneous others; ask and ye shall recieve. Rev. FRM .^. .^. / \ / \ ^^--__ ,' \/ `-. @@@@/ ^-_.' \ @@,' | ,---.___. \ -' /~~\ | \ `. | | | \ \ | `.| | | | | `'. | # |# | | \ \ / / | `. `._.'__.' | `. \ `. /%%%%%%\ | ^-_ /\ |%%%%%%% | | ^-.| |. .| | \ \%%%%%_/ / | | `^' | | `. ,' | | | | `-____-^ | | | | ( ) ( ) `-' `-' ________________ ,' / / _'. Caffeine CH3 | /, <|~|-~ ,| | |._-..'~'.| |,. \| The Right Reverend N |L | /"\ | L_ \ | FELIX ROY MARIPOSA / \ | \ | / '7L__/ \| (Prophet) N---C C==O |^.> `://' | || || | |`.-' V /~ |_.| The Church of the Easy Answer || || | | \_()|C|| "It's the Flexible Faith!" CH C N--CH3 | | (ULC) \ / \ / | | N C | | | || | . ,/~\ | The only denomination that's CH3 O | CAFFIENE X ,' | 100% CAFFEINE-POWERED! | ' `/__ | Molecule by: Ron Fritz `-______________-' 0- rfritz@ccs.carleton.ca File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/sisyphus.txt From - Tue Apr 8 23:06:31 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!ais.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Sisyphus Date: Tue, 08 Apr 1997 18:42:40 +0200 Organization: RuG Lines: 39 Message-ID: <334A7580.7A14@wing.rug.nl> References: <3348305d.12004957@sun.brisnet.org.au> NNTP-Posting-Host: wing4.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01Gold (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) To: David Kelso Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13921 David Kelso wrote: > > Has anyone seen or done a medium-size artwork of Sisyphus -- from > mythology, the fellow who was pushing a stone up the mountain? > > I'd appreciate a drawing -- my own ASCII Talents are limited to > drawing straight lines. Made this for you, hope you like it. ,-'"""`-. ,' `. / ` \ ( / ) | " | ( ) `.\\ \ / `:. , \ ,\ _ hh `:-.___,-`-.{\) `. |/ \ `. \ \ `-. _\,) `. |,-|| `.|| || Greetz, -- _____ _ _ _ ,-'`. | __| |_|_|_____ ___ ___ _| | _ _ _ _ ___ ,'`.,-'`. |__ | | | | _| . | . | | \ / \ |\| ' | /`.,'`.,-'`. |_____|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |___|___| |_/ \_/ | | | (`./`-,'`.,-'`. _ _ _ _ _ _ \.\.( `,'`.,-' Herman Hiddema |_) /| |\| | / ` )`\ |.|`,' Venuslaan 147 c | /"| | | | \_, ,' \/`) /.| 9742 KN Groningen ,-'"`-. / \,'\/`( ( The Netherlands //// / @ @ \ \\\\ \,'`./`./`.\ tel. 050-5775373 \ :=| ,._,. |=: / \ ,'\ /\ ) mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl || ,\ \_../ /. || \ ,; \,' http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod/ ||','`-._))'`.`|| `: \.' `-' (/ `-' `./ Now there's a man who knows where his towel is! File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/sixpack2.txt From - Tue Dec 3 19:05:46 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!newspump.sol.net!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: I need anythig related to SIX-PACK Date: Tue, 03 Dec 1996 15:47:05 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 29 Message-ID: <32A43D69.4721@wing.rug.nl> References: <580do3$mvo@cwis.isu.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: wing2.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) To: Martin Murillo Martin Murillo wrote: > > Hi. Would someone send me anything related to Six-Pack? Hmm, I tried to add palstic here but it doesn't look perfect. ,-"-.__,-"-.__,-"-.. ( C> )( C> )( C> )) /.`-_-'||`-_-'||`-_-'/ /-"-.--,-"-.--,-"-.--/| ( C> )( C> )( C> )/ | (|`-_-',.`-_-',.`-_-'/ | `-----++-----++----'| | | || || |-' | || || | | || || | `-_-' `-_-' `-_-' -- ,/ * ,-. , , , , , ,-. ,-. ,-. _,'/_ | ( ` | | | |\ /| | ) / \ | \ `(")' ,'/ `-. |--| | | \/ | |-< | | | | _ _,-H-./ / . ) | | | | | | | \ / | / \_\_\. / `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ` `-' `-' /" / \ \ Herman Hiddema _/ / \ \_ mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl \_.'( ) (`._/ http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod ) ( contains: ascii-art, games, mpegs ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/the12days7.txt .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. _______) _______) ,__) ____, ____, (--||_, _ (--| _ | _ (--| \ _ , (--/ \ ,_, _|| |(/_ _|(_|_)(/_|\/(/_ _|_/(_|\|/_)_ \_/_|_ ( |__, ( ( ,__| ,__| ____,,__) ,__) (--/ `|_,,_' ,-|-,_,_, _ , / | || |/_)| | | |(_|/_) \__, |__, |__, On the seventh day of Christmas, My true love gave to me: Seven swans A-Swimming ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ _, |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ / | // _/ |// _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ | / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ _) / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` _/) \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- / ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ Six Geese A-Laying __ __ __ __ __ __ >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ / ) / ) / ) / ) / ) / ) \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) Five Golden Rings .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' Four Calling Birds ___ ___ ___ ___ ('v') ('v') ('v') ('v') (( )) (( )) (( )) (( )) -/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"-- Three French Hens (\ }\ (\ }\ (\ }\ ( \_('> ( \_('> ( \_('> (__(=_) (__(=_) (__(=_) -"= -"= -"= Two Turtle Doves _ _ <')_,/ <') ,/ (_==/ (_==/ ='- ='- And a Partridge in a Pear Tree _ ('> /))@@@@@ /@"@@@@@()@ @@()@@()@@@@ @@@O@@@@()@@@ @()@@\@@@()@@ @()@||@@@@@ @@||@@@ || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ jgs'96 .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/tick.txt ,;, ,, ,!!!!; ;!!!!!!; ,;;;, `!!!!!!'' ``'''' ``'> ,!!!!! ` -`'!!!!' ,!!>, `' ,,. !!!!!!! ,, ,!!!!!> ,;!!!! !!!!!!- ,;;, !!!!'' !!!! `''''' ``'' !!!!! ` ,;!!!!!!!, `!!!!' `!!!!! ,!!!!!!!!!!!!, ``''' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !``,,,,`` -4M P" ;; < ,,,,_`` --;;>;-- ,, `> ( ?$$$$$$$$,`!!! d$$$$$ <> )>`$???????? ` `????'J ;> '!> L bnmnmnmnmnmnmnmn $ ;> !!! $c MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM $ !!> ;!!! `$ 444MMMMMMMMMPP J$ !! ;!!!' ,3$ mnmnmnmnmnmnm J$h,`!> .!!!! c$$$, MMMMMMMMMMMP $$$$ `!> The Tick ;!!! ,$$$$$,`MMMMMMMMMP $$$$$h `!, !!!! J$$$$$$h, ,J$P $$$$,`!> ' `! .$$$$$$, ??$??" ,,, ??$$$L !> ,>`!!; ?$$$$$$"",,;!!!!!!!!!!, "?$"')!, ,!> `!!;`"$$$F ;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>;,,!!!!> `!!!; ;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> !> !!!:!!! `!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;,`!>, `>>'''' ,; , --- ,;;;<<,`'''! ,!!!!'' `!!!!! '!!!!!!!!!!> !,! ,!!!!!' `!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;,. !'!! ,!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!! ;' ,!!!!' ,<;,``!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !' ,!!!!';;` `!!!!!!!!!! ; !!!!' ,!!!!!!,`''' `!!!!!!!!! ; ;!!' ,!!!!!!!!!!, ,!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!' ; '!!!!!!!!! ; !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! ' ;      <3296F6CF.315D@online.no> ==================================================================== TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN, SPORT Words & Music by Rolf Harris ==================================================================== An old Australian stockman was lying, dying. So he gets himself up on the one elbow, and he turns to his mates gathered round him, and he says: " Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport. Tie me Kangarooo down. /| /| Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport, ()__() Tie me Kangaroo down. " \ = =/ /\ () / / (^) ( ( ~ _ _ | \ ' _ _/ ) ~- _ '/,_ _ _/ ~ , / ', ( _ _', \ _______ / } ', ____ \ { ,\ ', \__/ \ > / ', ' || - - - - -,, .--- \ ___/ ' || - ' ' ' ' "----~ }___{=o=o=o=o=[__] (_/ || -cfbd- " || #// \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// || #/ \|/ \\||// \#/ ------------------------------------------------------------------ " Watch me Wallabies feed, mate. Watch me Wallabies feed. They're a dangerous breed, mate, So watch me Wallabies feed. " (\ /) (\ /) (\ /) (\ /) \a a/ \0 0/ (\ /) \s s/ \e e/ / {^) {^} \+ +/ {^} (\ /) (^} \ / / .~. .~. {^} .~. \u u/ .~. \ \ / \// [][][][][][][] ~ [][][][][][] {^} [][][][] \\/ \ / / [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] ~ [][][][] \ \ / ) ) [][][][][][] Wallaby Tucker [][][][][][] ( ( \ __// | / [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] \ | \\__ `--' \_-= [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]-cfbd-[] =-_/ `--` -------------------------------------------------------------------- #| (\##| (\#\|##| " Keep me Cockatoo cool, Curl. (###### Keep me Cockatoo cool. ########) Don't go playin' the fool, Curl, |### (*)/.\ Just keep me Cockatoo cool ! " |########\/ |######### |########## //////\\\\\ __ / \ _ / | | \ |# | | #| |# | | #| |# | | #| | | | | \ | | / \ \ \ \ \ / / / / / \ \\\\\\/////// / --------^^^----^^^------------- --------|||----|||------------- \ / | | |## ##| |#|#|#|#| |#|#|#|#| |#|#|#|#| |#|#|#|#| |#|#|#|#| |#|#|#|#| |#|#|#|#| -Katie Buller- \#|#|#|#/ |#|#| |#|#| \#|#/ \#/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ __ __ { \_____/ } { } '~. `[ ]` .~' " Take me Koala back, Jack. (.__=-- ) Take me Koala back. _/ ~~~~~ \_ He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac. (w w) So take me Koala back. " ( ) \__ _ __/ == \_) (_/ == John Savage --------------------------------------------------------------------------- " Let me Abo's go loose, Lou. Let me Abo's go loose. They're of no further use, Lou, So let me Abo's go loose ! " ,@#@#@, ,iiiii, ,/////, '=+=+=+=' '=======' '=o=o=o=' { o o } { 0 0 } { - - } \ V / \ v / \ u / _! !_ _! !_ _! !_ ( . . ) ( . . ) ( , , ) //| |\\ //| |\\ //| |\\ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ |==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==| |.----'! | !`----,| | |.----'! | !`----,| | .----'! |!`----, | | `~~~~~' `~~~~~ `~~~~~' `~~~~~ `~~~~~' `~~~~~ \#/ \|/ \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// \\#|// \\\|||// \|cfbd|/ -------------------------------------------------------------------- " Mind me Platypus Duck, Bill. Mind me Platypus Duck. Oh...don't let 'im go runnin' amuck, Bill, Just mind me Platypus Duck. " _.- ~~^^^'~- _ _ .,.- ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ ________,' ::. ~ -. (( ~_\ -s- :: _ - ;, \\ ______<.._ .;;;` ,' } `', ``~~~~~ ~` ~- _ ; ; `\ _ _- _ ( } { , \, `, / ((/ _ _i ! _ , ,' \, , / ((((____/ ~ - - - - _ _'_-_,_,` \, ; < ----,____ (,(,(, ____> \,' \ ________`--.__ _ _ ____ ____ __ ______ _ _ ____ ____ __ `------__------- ______ _ _ ____ ____ __ -cfbd- -------------------------------------------------------------------- ,@#@#@, !\ '=+=+=+=' o! ! { o o } " Play yer Didgeridoo, Blue. o! \ V / Play yer Didgeridoo. (~) _! !_ Aaaawww.....like...keep playin' } { ( . . ) Till I shoot through, Blue... } {\//| |\\ Just play yer Didgeridoo. " } {\/ ( . )// } { ======= } { ! [_] ! } { !! !! } { !! !! } { |! !! } {---'! !`----, [_]~~~~' `~~~~~ -cfbd- \#/ \|/ \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// \\#|// \\\|||// \|/#\| -------------------------------------------------------------------- " Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred. Tan me hide when I'm dead. So... they tanned his hide, when he died, Clyde, And that's it hanging on the shed ! " __________________________________________________________ /__________________________________________________________\ /____________________________________________________________\ /______________________________________________________________\ /________________________________________________________________\ |||||=========================|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||[___|___|___|___|___|___]|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||[___|___|___|___|___|___]||||||||| # ||||||| # |||||||| |||||[___|___|___|___|___|___]||||||||| \\ ||||| // |||||||| |||||[___|___|___|___|___|___]|||||||||| \ \ ||| / / ||||||||| |||||=========================||||||||||| \ \_ _/ / |||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| \( | )/ ||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| | | |||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| / \ |||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| /_ _\ |||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| // \ / \\ |||||||||| ^ ^ ^ |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| || ( ) || |||||||||==|==|==| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| # """ # ||||||||| | | | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==|==|==| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||cfbd| | | | ALL TOGETHER NOW... " Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport. Tie me Kangarooo down. /| /| Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport... ()__() \ = =/ Tie me Kangaroo... /\ () Tie me Kangaroo... / / (^) Tie me Kangaroo down !!! ( ( ~ _ _ | \ - Rolf Harris ' _ _/ ) ~- _ '/,_ _ _/ ~ , / ', ( _ _', \ _______ / } ', ____ \ { ,\ ', \__/ \ > / ', ' || - - - - -,, .--- \ ___/ ' || - ' ' ' ' "----~ }___{=o=o=o=o=[__] (_/ || -cfbd- " || #// \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// || #/ \|/ \\||// \#/ ------------------------------------------------------------------ THE END ==================================================================== File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/snoopy3.txt From - Tue Mar 11 19:51:03 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.nacamar.de!fu-berlin.de!news.gtn.com!uunet!in1.uu.net!152.163.170.17!newstf01.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: I want snoopy! Date: 11 Mar 1997 18:11:19 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 26 Message-ID: <19970311181100.NAA05273@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <5fv4ro$jf1@hkusud.hku.hk> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12681 In article <5fv4ro$jf1@hkusud.hku.hk>, h9634315@hkusua.hku.hk (Eric Chan) writes: >Can anyone of you can find some ascii pictures featuring Snoopy & Woodstock? I've made this Snoopy: .----. _.'__ `. .--(#)(##)---/#\ .' @ /###\ : , ##### `-..__.-' _.-\###/ jgs `;_: `"' .'"""""`. /, JOE ,\ // COOL! \\ `-._______.-' ___`. | .'___ (______|______) -joan -- .-.-. ( : ) joan stark .-.\ ' /.-. spunk1111@juno.com (_.. 'Y' .._) ( /|\ ) ASCII ART GALLERY: jgs '-' | '-' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/soviet.txt Subject: youderi.htm Date: Sun, 24 Nov 1996 23:51:37 -0500 (EST) From: CPL_DIAL19@FRONT1.cpl.org To: ekveland@online.no Tom Youderian Dated: October 21, 1996 CCCP propaganda ascii I thought I'd make up some Red Army stuff who's playing an Axis and Allie game as Stalin, but why not share? :) A review before the troops get to fighting just outside Moscow: (@@@@@_ | @@ ||| ) ~/~ @@ Greetings from Comrade Stalin | ' [ ^ ] \__/\ `---- \ \~~~ ~~~~\ ---------------------------- Soviet Flag (kind of) /~-____-_ //; ~~~~-~---____ /// .'\ \ ~~/ /// \,\_)\ / /// ,\~. _/ / //'_ ','~ \\ / // ~~~---____ / // ~~~~~~~--/ Heroic Red Guard Yak Fighter: ,--.__/*\ <__====____/ The Offensive in the East: ----/*~\ O ----/*~\ (~~ ~~~) __---=/\> (~~ ~~~) /\/ \ A Heroic machinegunner: --+-=-{)_____ ^ `--'--~~\` More Heroes of the Homeland: | , | O / O |--\ __---=/\> / \ __/__ \ \ \ ' An opening salvo: ## @##@ # @@@@ @## \ @@@ # Bam! \ \ @ Bam! \\ \ \ Bam! \\\ \ ,\ ( o (\i _= =_ ] [V/ -=~=- _==~~(=_~~==_ Another soviet guy \ '\ O \_\ / \/ \ The Kremlin? /\ /\ <~ ~> <~ ~> |/\| |/\| /\ /\ # \ /`-\ / ###\ /`--_\ ,# ##.`---__`. / #### \--__ ~ \ # #####__ ~~~~| \##### / ~~~~~/ `____#####_~~---_' Well, drat. Oh well :) Some of them look pretty bad, hope you enjoy tho :) [1]To Yvonne Adams [2]Back to List File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/macintosh2.txt From - Sun Feb 16 13:14:16 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!europa.clark.net!arclight.uoregon.edu!hammer.uoregon.edu!zephyr.texoma.net!uunet!in3.uu.net!206.66.12.35!news-in.iadfw.net!newnews.metronet.com!usenet From: "Jan Rune Holmevik" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Insanely Great! Date: 15 Feb 97 11:04:34 -0600 Organization: TMI news testing Lines: 54 Message-ID: References: <33058991.E4@HOTMAIL.COM> NNTP-Posting-Host: fw56.metronet.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="Cyberdog-AltBoundary-0006DA4B" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Cyberdog/2.0a2 X-News-Servers: news.metronet.com X-Newsgroups-TO: nntp://news.metronet.com/alt.ascii-art Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11646 --Cyberdog-AltBoundary-0006DA4B Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable _______________ | ___________ | | | | | | | * * | | | | | | | | | \___/ | | | |___________| | | | | Apple =3D=3D=3D=3D | |_ _| |_____________| INSANELY GREAT! --Cyberdog-AltBoundary-0006DA4B Content-Type: text/enriched; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable 12Geneva _______________ | ___________ | | | | | | | * * | | | | | | | | | \___/ | | | |___________| | | | | Apple =3D=3D=3D=3D | |_ _| |_____________| INSANELY GREAT! --Cyberdog-AltBoundary-0006DA4B-- File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/spider.txt From - Mon Dec 2 23:33:03 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-paris.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: small spiderweb or spider or spider in web Date: 2 Dec 1996 19:27:35 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.13) Lines: 32 Message-ID: <19961202192900.OAA18737@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <849534798.774@twinbrook.cis.uab.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article <849534798.774@twinbrook.cis.uab.edu>, WebMan@twinbrook.cis.uab.edu (He That Spins :-) writes: > >> I need a small spiderweb or spider I like this one that I made... / \ '\ \__O__/ /` `--(_)--' .---/ \---. / /'(>I<)`\ \ ` \ `-' / ' jgs \ / -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/ogre.txt From - Thu Mar 6 07:17:17 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!worldnet.att.net!newsadm From: nick@nick.com (Nick) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Ogre Date: Thu, 06 Mar 1997 01:04:13 GMT Organization: AT&T WorldNet Services Lines: 35 Message-ID: <331e17f6.10127690@netnews.worldnet.att.net> References: <3302C5C5.60A0@hawaii.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: 207.146.82.185 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-No-Archive: yes Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12395 On Wed, 12 Feb 1997 23:41:57 -0800, Ed wrote: >: \'\:>-"t. > ^~tn" ` ` !"-H > .uuod@dX : ``~: `- > ~ dR5RRX`Xh > ` > !X$! ` '> > . ..?C%udRBT~~`"#$@" /XMxe~> ?Rk. ~~Mf > 4u($$$$$$$::~ 7X!:! dB$$$$$TC ~$RX !!N$~ >9 `""+*R$$$$$$$$$$kX TM$$$$$N@R$$$$$$$$$$$$$8$$$$$$$$$R*@#$$$$$dt@$$$X$TR: .-~ ``<. >'5MU!"?$$$$$$$$" #$$$$? `#$$$F #$$$$R! `` ```!~~ .z$$$Nu'% > #X~> 9$$$$$' $$RF^"nX$$F :c 9HQZXX :$$#"" "T$>9 > '"u'~!#$$$$> ?r 9$?~ ?$$N ` !$$" $$bN d > ^%L`/R$$X% .@$R 9$K#Nne!?S$F :.:$$$$$$> dF > X?@$$$R>@$$~ R!$! .M$" !':.'$$X: s$5X ?# M.d#" > '$$&B:QW$:::.xHdN@$R$$RX.~ X$$$?` .L%: ~ > 9X#$$$$$$$$$5$5#XM$$$$C!X: ` '$@RM!~ ?H" .6": > 'NU$$$$$$$$$$?%"`~T@#$$$Ru:' !~! >9`FdF" N> > `"#$$$MR$$ ~ x$$$$X$E ~ 'B'FR` > 'R5 '~ ...u@#~~!TF:$> <$L`9 > > $!#+n~"` `tMB$$" .! ^!MMsuf > `$! ./X!!X$$ ..!f )$ > $$Wu:xXXH?!!"!!!F 'X" .dR > W$$$$$$RM?> `. !/>~ d# > XR!$$R# !! .d" > MM! R` 'X$#" > '$B $:: .WF > '#$$M%SX .X@" > "*W8@M"XSWP` > `"##"" This is great! File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/supermanlogo.txt From - Wed Jan 22 20:23:03 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!news.radio.cz!CESspool!hammer.uoregon.edu!news-xfer.netaxs.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!newstf02.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Bruins Logo & Superman S-Sheild Date: 21 Jan 1997 22:58:00 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 31 Message-ID: <19970121225701.RAA02189@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <32E52877.4E44@cc.umanitoba.ca> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:10465 In article <32E52877.4E44@cc.umanitoba.ca>, Supes writes: >Superman S-Shield? Preferably Sig Size? OK. so you didn't like the big superman logo that I had in my files... I guess that means I'll have to make one... Here it is: ________________ /.,------------,.\ /// .=^^^^^^^\__|\\ \\\ `------. .// `\\`--...._ `;//' `\\.-,___;.//' `\\-..-//' jgs `\\//' "" -joan -- |\=/| spunk1111@juno.com _ /6 6\ )) =\_Y_/= |\=/|.-"""-. (( / ^ \ /6 6\ \ \\ /| | |\ =\_Y_/= (_ ;\ \( | | | ) _U//_/-/__/// `"" ""` /jgs\ (( ^^^^^ ` ASCII Art Gallery http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ *** newly updated *** File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/teddybear3.txt From - Sat Jan 25 12:03:37 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.radio.cz!CESspool!hammer.uoregon.edu!hunter.premier.net!newsfeeds.sol.net!mr.net!newshub.tc.umn.edu!fu-berlin.de!banach.math.fu-berlin.DE!not-for-mail From: guckes@banach.math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: ASCII TEDDY BEAR :o) Date: 23 Jan 1997 17:25:33 GMT Organization: Freie Universitaet Berlin Lines: 18 Message-ID: References: <32E6DB4D.2B9E@interaccess.com> <19970123053001.AAA13445@ladder01.news.aol.com> Reply-To: guckes@math.fu-berlin.de NNTP-Posting-Host: banach.math.fu-berlin.de (160.45.40.62) X-Access: 16 17 19 X-Newsreader-Info: http://www.math.fu-berlin.de/~guckes/slrn/ X-Newsreader: slrn (0.9.2.1 BETA UNIX) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:10540 spunk1111@aol.com (spunk1111@aol.com): > Can anyone make a teddy bear in under 7 lines? > And still have it be recognizable? ___ {~._.~} ( Y ) ()~*~() (_)-(_) OK, so this is one of the koalas - but I think they make nice teddies, too. Sven -- http://www.math.fu-berlin.de/~guckes/ascii/asc.koalas.bears 1.5K bytes, 26 (koala) bears. File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/squirrels.txt From - Wed Apr 16 19:54:51 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!uninett.no!hermod.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!worldnet.att.net!uunet!in2.uu.net!202.37.60.10!comp.vuw.ac.nz!news.hn.netlink.co.nz!southern.co.nz!not-for-mail From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Squirrel For Hamster Date: 12 Apr 1997 08:30:25 GMT Organization: Southern InterNet Services Lines: 255 Message-ID: <5inh71$p4r@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <9704110748.1d98@darkside.demon.co.uk> NNTP-Posting-Host: kalessin.southern.co.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950621BETA PL0] Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14094 Edward Farrow (edward@darkside.demon.co.uk) wrote: >Has anyone got a decent ascii of a Squirrel? > > Here's a hamster in return! =o) > > ,~~v~~, > ,'. .', > === + === > / ~ \ > /\_m m_/\ >.\ /. >/ \ > / \ > `\m/ \m/' Nice hamster...deserves some squirrels... _ _ Beware the |\__/| .~ ~. killer squirrels /o=o'`./ .' will get yo {o__, \ { o / . . ) \ o `-` '-' \ } u .( _( )_.' -Rob Pomeroy- :. 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Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 10:04:53 -0400 Organization: University of New Brunswick Lines: 29 Message-ID: References: <19961115052900.AAA13390@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: jupiter-alt3.unb.ca Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII X-Sender: k4ji@jupiter To: Night Raven In-Reply-To: I forgot one! .:eee..eed$ee. .zeeeu. ?$$$$$$$$b. .d$$$$$$$$$c ?$???$$$$ :$$$$$$$??$$$b $$$ $$$$$$F $$$ 4c..d$$F ?$$$$$$c..z$$$ J$$FFF" "$$$$$$$$$$F ..eeee$$$be "???????" $$$$$$$$$$$$$r eeu,..,ee'?$$$$$$$$$$$$% `$$$$$$$$$c.""??$$$$$P" 3$$$$$$$$F `$$$$$$$$ 'F `$$$$$$F " $$$$$$F zee , d$$$k u$$$$L .ud$$ $$$$$ J$$$$$F u$$$$$$ $$$$$ J$$$$$$F `$$$$$$ $$$$$ .$$$$$$$F `?$$$$ ?$$$$.d$$$$$$$F "?$$b ?$$$$$$$$$$$$F Beaker `?$b ?$$$$$$$$$$$L " '$$$$$$$$$PF `""""""""' File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/theyrecoming.txt Subject: They're coming to take me away- words! Date: Fri, 20 Dec 1996 11:52:51 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY/Napoleon the XIV o o |>______/| (dski) < \ < \ Remember when you ran away, And I got on my knees and begged you not to go because I'd go BERSERK!! Well you left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse, And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind! And... They're coming to take me away, Ha Ha! They're coming to take me away, Ho Ho, He He, Ha Ha! To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time, And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean whitecoats. And they're coming to take me away, Ha Ha!!! I cooked your food, I cleaned yourbed, And this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds? HUH!! Well, you just wait, they'll find you yet, And when they do they'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A., you MANGEY MUTT!!! 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Lines: 61 Message-ID: <328B6FC9.1CC6@rogerswave.ca> NNTP-Posting-Host: gdumbril.rogerswave.ca Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01 (Win95; I) Please e-mail me with ASCII ART Here Is Taz $ $$ o $$$ o$ ooooooo $ $$$ o$ o$$$$$$$ooo $$$$$$o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ oooo$$$$$$$$$$"$$o$$o$$$"$$$ o$$$$$$$$o$$$o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o $ "$$$$$$$"$$$$$$$$$$$$"$$$$$$$ o$" oooo $$$$$$$$$$$$""$$$$$$$$$$o$$$ o$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$"$$$o$$ "$$$$$"$$$$$$$"$$$ o$$$$$"$$$"$oo ""$"" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ o$$$$$"$$$"" "o oo $$"$""""$$$"$$$o o$$$$$"$$$$" ""$oo oo$$$$$o $$$$$$$$ oo$$$$$"$$$$$$$" o$$" o$$"" $$$o$$"""$$$$$$o oo$$$$$"$$$$$$"$$" $$$$ "$$$$$$$$$$ ""$$$"o o$$$$$$$$"$$$$$$"$$$" $$$"$ """$$$$$" $o$$$o $$$$$$"$o$$$"$$$$$$$$ $$$$o "$ $$$$$$ $$$o$$$$o $$$o$$$ $$$$$o$$ o$ o " $o o$ $$$$$ $ "$$$$$$o $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$" o$$$ o$ o$ o" " o$$$$$$ "$$"$$$ $$$$o$$ $$$$$ $o$$$$$$$$$$$$o " $$$$"$$ $$$$$$ $"$$$$$ "o$$$$$ "oo"""$$$$$$$$$$$o o " $$$$$$$$$o "$$o$o $$$$$$$oo$$$$$$$$$$o " "$" "$"""$$$$$$ooo$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$o$$$$o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ """"" oo$ $$$$$$$$$$o $ ""$$$$o$$$o "$$"$$$o$$$$$$$$o$$$ "" ""$$$$$$$$$$$o$ "$$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o o $ooooooo "$$$$"$$$$$ o$$$"$$$" "$$$$$$$$""""$$$$$$oo$"""" $$$$$$$$o$$$$$$$$$$ o$$$$$$$$" $$$"$$o ""$$$" "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ o$$$$$$$"" $$$$$$ " $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"" oo "$$"$$ "$$$$o$$$$"" "$$o $$$$$ $ $$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$$$ $$$ $o$$ $$$$ $$$o $$$$ $$ oo$$$o $$$$ $$$ $$$$o$$$$$$$$$$ $$$ "$$$$$"$$$$$o$$ $$ "$o$$$$$"$$$$ o$$o "$$$$$$$$$$o ooo$$$$$$oo o$$$"$$$o$$$$oo ooo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$oo o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o $$$$"$$$"$o$$$$""" ""$$$$$o$$$$$$o o$$$$$$$$$$$"" o$$$"$$$$$$$$" " $"$$"$$$$oo o$$$$$$""" " ""$$$$$$oo $$$$$$oo oooo$$$$$oooo$$$$$$$o$$$$$ """$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$oo o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"""" """""$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$o$$$""" ""o$$$$$$o o$$$$$$o$"" """"" """"" File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/sharkhungry.txt From - Fri Apr 18 21:01:51 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!eru.mt.luth.se!newsfeed2.luth.se!news.luth.se!not-for-mail From: Veronica Karlsson Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Need ASCII Stories for kids.... Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 11:07:31 +0200 Organization: University of Lulea, Sweden Lines: 40 Message-ID: <335739D3.167EB0E7@sm.luth.se.nospam> NNTP-Posting-Host: my21.sm.luth.se Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01 (X11; I; SunOS 4.1.4 sun4m) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14366 I don't know if this is a good story for kids or if it even qualifies as a "story" but here is my little shark sequence again: . (!) \_____)\_____ / /--v____ __\`) O______ )/ _// \_ ` ' ' ` (I wonder if the shark is hungry...) (yum!) . / \_____)\_____ /--v____ __`<______ )/ _// \_ ` ' ' ` (mmm!) . / \_____)\_____ /--v____ __\`) )/ /\_ ' \ ` ' (burp!) . / \_____)\_____ /--v____ __`< )/ ' -- :) Veronica Karlsson ( e93-vkn@sm.luth.se http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ) ( llizard's animation site: http://jota.sm.luth.se:80/~e93-vkn/docs/ ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/taz3.txt From - Tue Nov 19 20:02:03 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Tazmanian Devil Art Signature Size Req. Date: 18 Nov 1996 04:16:28 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.10) Lines: 45 Sender: news@aol.com Message-ID: <19961118041800.XAA21180@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <01bbd459$dabe40e0$80eb8ea1@default> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader I have Taz--- but not sig sized, unless you want a big sig! @@ "TAZ" Tasmanian Devil @@ 11/96 , .-'"'=;_ , |\.'-~`-.`-`;/| \.` '.'~-.` './ (\`,__=-'__,'/) _.-'-.( d\_/b ).-'-._ /'.-' ' .---. ' '-.`\ /' .' (= (_) =) '. `\ /' .', `-.__.-.__.-' ,'. `\ ( .'. V V ; '. ) ( |:: `-,__.-.__,-' ::| ) | /|`:. .:'|\ | | / | `:. :' |`\ | | | ( :. .: ) | | | | ( `:. :' ) | | | | \ :. .: / | | | | \`:. .:'/ | | ) ( `\`:. .:'/' ) ( ( `)_ ) `:._.:' ( _(` ) \ ' _) .' `. (_ ` / \ '_) / .'"```"'. \ (_` / `'"` \ ( ) / `"'` ___ jgs `.`. .'.' ___ .` ``"""'''--`_) (_'--'''"""`` `. 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Melusky" To: Erik Kambestad Veland ____ __,-~~/~ `---. _/_,---( , ) __ / < / ) \___ - ------===;;;'====------------------===;;;===----- - - \/ ~"~"~"~"~"~\~"~)~"/ (_ ( \ ( > \) \_( _ < >_>' ~ `-M' ::>|--" M;|.|.| M;|.|.| M;|.|.| See the light.....      <3294796B.4467@online.no> From: erahasg@eraj.ericsson.se (Hakan Schang) Date: 21 Nov 1996 11:48:44 GMT ______ | | _.---. | | .-' | | ___ _.-' | ____ ___ | .' `._.-'____.-------`-------' ````--.' `.--..__ |_/ _ \~~' /""" / _ \ `. . | (_) | | | (_) | _----' |`. /.. ]]] \________ ~~\ /| ````. ~~`.___.'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` `.___.' `~~~~~' /HS ,__ ___ [_ \ /\O_\ -- [__\-/ ~~~~`--.,___ -- / \'________ / \`""'--, -- | O | [ [ | O |.....,/ \___/`~~~~~~~~~`\___/`"""""' _---_ _-~~;----;---~~-_ ~-(_)-'---'---(_)-~ dr |_ _____|~ |____ ( -- ~~~~--_, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'` dr My first ascii art, doesn't the prop look cool? 8^) -- Danny Rathjens 'Verbing weirds language.'-- Calvin ~~~~~~~~ o o o ooo o oo o o | #) oo _|_|_#_ -Anybody out there- o | U505 | __ ___________________| |_________________ | -_______----------- \ >| _____ ---> ) |__ - ---------_________________________________________________ / From: Tom Youderian Date: 18 Oct 1996 09:56:24 GMT I based on (Blush) an ascii art of Darkwing Duck's hat | () | /~~~~~~| `~T~T/ U-96 | c[ ]---- `. `__/___..---t____.[]--------.._`. ______..-----~~~~ ___--'--___ <~) )###-_ ~~ ~~-~~----..._________..----~~~ ~~~-__--## ~~-- Trucks and Cars from Ben Bullock ________________________ ,---------+/ +----------+ \ / || | | | / || +----------+ | _________------=--> | | ______ | | ______ | [| / _--_ \ / | / _--_ \ ] \__|| -__- ||___/_____________/_____________|| -__- ||_____/ \____/ \____/ ____ _____________ _____________ ____//_]|________ ____//__][__][___| ____//__][______|| (o _ | -| _ o| (o _| -| _ o| (o _ | -| _ o| `(_)-------(_)--' `-(_)--------(_)-' `(_)-------(_)---' ______________ ________________ __________________ //__][__\\____\\ //__][__\\___\\__\ |[_][_][_][_][_][_]| (o _-| o| _______ //~~~~| | // | | _______________________ ____________//______| | |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| || ____ | | | | ,-~~~~~~~~-. | || /,---.\ \ | | | / ,-,---.-. \ | || // ,-. \\ \_____| | | | / / ,-. \ \ \(|| |_|-|| { o } |\_________|=|____|__|| { o } |_\_\+---i \ `-' / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \ `-' / ` --' ` --' From: bechha00@marvin.informatik.uni-dortmund.de (Frank Bechhaus) _______ /:__|___\___ | _ | | _ \ `(_)-'---'(_)' =FB= Truck From: msmith@netaxs.com (Rev. 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' ___ ' ---------' .-. '--------- _________________________' '-' '_________________________ ''''''-|---|--/ \==][^',_m_,'^][==/ \--|---|-'''''' \ / ||/ H \|| \ / '--' OO O|O OO '--' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% BOEING 777 | DAYTIME 1 | LANDING GEAR UP .-'-. ' ___ ' ---------' .-. '--------- _________________________' '-' '_________________________ ''''''-|---|--/ \==--^',_ _,'^--==/ \--|---|-'''''' \ / ' \ / '--' '--' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% | BOEING 777 | DAYTIME 2 | .-'-. ' ___ ' ---------' .-. '--------- ----------------=========' '-' '=========---------------- '''''''|---|--// \\==||-',_m_,'-||==// \\--|---|''''''' \\__// ||/ H \|| \\__// '--' OO O|O OO '--' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% | BOEING 777 | DAYTIME 3 | .-'-. ' ___ ' ---------' .-. '--------- _________________________' '-' '_________________________ '------|---|--// \\==||-',_m_,'-||==// \\--|---|------' \\__// ||/ H \|| \\__// '--' OO O|O OO '--' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% | BOEING 777 | LANDING AT NIGHT | .-'-. ' ___ ' .........' .-. '......... .........................' '-' '.......................... '''''+''''+''':' '::::::',_m_,'::::::' ':'''+''''+'''''' '..' ::/ H \:: '..' OO O|O OO %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% | BOEING 777 | AT NIGHT | LANDING GEAR UP .-'-. ' ___ ' .........' .-. '......... .........................' '-' '.......................... '''''+''''+''':' '::::::',_ _,'::::::' ':'''+''''+'''''' '..' ' '..' Jon Melusky _||====== _| |__ \oooooo/ ___________ __|__ /_| |_____/| \_____/------+ ,_|___|_ (>|======\\ _________||_____ `\\ _-~~~~~~~~~|~|~~~|~~| |\\ / | | | | ||`\\ /_ | | | | || `\\ ____-------(_|____________|_|___|__| || || _--~~~ | =| ||~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| |] | | || | |= /~~~~~~~~~~\ | /' || /~~~~~~~~~~\ | :~~~~/' _ ----- _ `\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||~~~~~~~~/' _ ----- _`\~~~~~~~~| | | _-~ ~-_|_____________==______||_______| _-~ ~-_|__--~ `~~~~/ _-----_ \____________________//_______/-/ _-----_ \~~ ; / \ _ / \ . : / \ _ / \ . | | -((*))- | | | | -((*))- | | | \ / \ / | | \ / \ / , \ ~-----~ / \ ~-----~ / ~-_ _-~ _---`-_ _-~ --~~~|\~~ ----- ~\__--~~-\-^^^^\___-~`~~---___--/ ~ ----- ~ -/_--~~\ We cannot change the direction of the wind, . * but we can adjust our sails. . * * * * . * |~ . . . /| . / | / |\ . . /___|_\ . [=====/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/penguins.txt From - Sun Nov 17 20:33:37 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!newsfeed.internetmci.com!btnet!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!netcom.net.uk!news.u-net.com!yama.mcc.ac.uk!us1.rhbnc.ac.uk!vms.rhbnc.ac.uk!UHAA028 From: uhaa028@vms.rhbnc.ac.uk (Neil Smith) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Ascii.penguin Date: Wed, 13 Nov 1996 08:28:36 GMT Organization: RHBNC, University of London Lines: 47 Message-ID: <56eogv$ne5@us1.rhbnc.ac.uk> Reply-To: uhaa028@vms.rhbnc.ac.uk NNTP-Posting-Host: alpha1.rhbnc.ac.uk Here's all of mine: (o_ //\ V_/_ Standard Penguin (*_ //\ V_/_ Pissed Penguin (Drunk) (O_ //\ V_/_ Shocked Penguin (o< -- Oooh! //\ V_/_ Noisy Penguin (o<)< //\ V_/_ Penguin Eating Fish _o) //\ V_/_ Paranoid Penguin (o_ (o_ (o_ //\ (/)_ (/)_ V_/_ The Penguin Family (o| //\ V_/_ Penguin after hitting a wall Hope there's one that suits. / Neil Smith | o o _|_ \ Audio Visual Section ////\(o_o)/\\\\ 0 o Royal Holloway |||| ` ' |||| /#\ / University of London + # + (o_ _o) / \ Mail: n.smith@rhbnc.ac.uk //\ /_/// = = URL: http://sun.rhbnc.ac.uk/~uhaa028/ V_/_ (____> File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/nbalogo.txt Subject: sportslo. Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 20:37:14 -0500 (EST) From: CPL_DIAL01@FRONT1.cpl.org To: ekveland@online.no SPORTS LOGOS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Here is the NBA Logos collection so far. All teams are here now. If you plan to use this, please include credits. All artwork hand drawn by Brian Odom. 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Date: Wed, 26 Mar 1997 08:36:04 -0500 From: "Clyde W. Watson" Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <199703261330.FAA20198@netcom10.netcom.com> ============================================================================== / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /UNDER/ /CONSTRUCTION / / / /UNDER/ /CONSTRUCTION / / / /UNDER/ /CO /_/_____/_/_____/_/_____/_/_____/_/_____/_/_____/_/_____/_/_____/_/_____/_/___ ============================================================================== How about this one? -Clyde O clydew@baynetworks.com /~~~|#|]|=\|---\__ .sig file under construction |-=_____________ |\\ , O O I|_/,-.-.-.-.-,-.\_|='( T/\ /\=,---. 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Date: Tue, 24 Dec 1996 10:31:00 +0100 From: Hrnjica Nedzad Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      Organization: MSC - Miki Software Corporation To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART _ _ /~ ~-, _..__/~`-. _ | `, / ~ ~-~---. /~-.~--._--. \ ~-' ~~ `-, _ } -.___.-~~; \ | ~-, /' \ ./ \ ) ; \ `-, ~~~\ \_, ~-, ~\ ,-._ ) ~\ `-._~ \_ .-----> o Sarajevo \, \_ / _ | ~\, / /\/~\_.--' | / \, \ / /~\ | ~/. | ~ / ~-, \ / _| _/~~ / `--~-, / / `-. ~-, / \.__ ; / ~\j~~ Marry Christmas and Happy New Year, to all members of ASCII-ART list from the heart of Bosnia !! You can write me at address.... ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ #### # # # # # #### # ## # # # # # #### # # ## #### #Ì## # ### # # # # # ##|# # ### #Ì## # #### # # ##|# ##|#Ì## #### ##| # # #### # ­­­­­­­­­­ #### ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ n.hrnjica@zamir-sa.ztn.apc.org nhrnjica@mail.utic.net.ba File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/monkeys2.txt From - Wed Feb 12 00:03:37 1997 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!rill.news.pipex.net!pipex!uknet!usenet1.news.uk.psi.net!uknet!uknet!lyra.csx.cam.ac.uk!warwick!bris.ac.uk!not-for-mail From: pc5065@harrier.fen.bris.ac.uk (PN Clark) Subject: I wanna walk like you... X-Nntp-Posting-Host: harrier1.fen.bris.ac.uk Message-ID: Sender: usenet@fsa.bris.ac.uk (Usenet) Organization: University of Bristol, England X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950824BETA PL0] Date: Tue, 11 Feb 1997 19:07:57 GMT Lines: 46 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11452 I played with some ascii-art this evening. I think monkeys are great so I had a go drawing some. Please feel free to play with them as you like! Monkey squatting: m (o) / . \ ( ( ) ) ' ` Females hanging: ( m m ) \(o) (o)/ ``\ / )) ( | ) ( | ) ' ` ` ' Shouting: m ( (O) ) V " V ( ) ' ` Baby: _ _ / m \ \(o)/ (.) ' ` Does anyone else have any monkeys? ____________________________________________________ | | | \|/|/\| Paul "Joey" Clark | | ,'^^ \/\-|) mailto:pc5065@bris.ac.uk | | / OO |/(|) http://irix.bris.ac.uk/~pc5065/ | | o_ _/ /|\\// "Do farts show up on infra-red?" | | ^ ^ ^ ^ | `----------------------------------------------------' File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/queensryche.txt From - Thu Dec 12 07:09:19 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!worldnet.att.net!uunet!in3.uu.net!140.142.64.3!news.u.washington.edu!homer20.u.washington.edu!whatfer From: "J. Melusky" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Rock&Roll ascii (Queensryche 4 ya) Date: Wed, 11 Dec 1996 19:10:46 -0800 Organization: University of Washington Lines: 41 Message-ID: References: <32AD7379.2B92@cdsnet.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: homer20.u.washington.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII NNTP-Posting-User: whatfer To: Edita In-Reply-To: <32AD7379.2B92@cdsnet.net> Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8749 /\ Queensryche /&$\ /&&$$\ ,d$' /&&$$$$\ '&b, ,d:&&$( /&$$/\&$$\ )&$$$b, ,l:&&$$$$$$$&$$/ \&$$$&&$$$$$$$l, ,:&&$$$$$$$$$$$$$\ /:&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$, &&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$\/:&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ &&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ &&$$$$$$$$$' '&$' '&$$$$$' '&$' '&$$$$$$$$$$ &&$$$' '&$' V '&$$$' V '&$' '&$$$$ &&$$$' V &$$$ V '&$$$$ .&$$$' ,A &&$$$$ A, '&$$$. {&$$' ,d&&$$$$$$$$$$$$$&$b, '&$$} '&$' ,d&&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$&&b, '&$' &$ ,d&$$' 'V' '&$$$' 'V' '&$$b, &$ '$ &$$' /&$$$\ '&$$ $' &$ /&&$$$$\ &$ V &$$$$$$$ V "&$$$$$" '&$$$$$' &$$$$$ - Didik Soetanto "&$$$" '&$$$' didik.soetanto@asu.edu &$$$ "&$" '&$' &$ "" ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ Our page. _ _ __ __ Wagner Codes: _| \_) |_ (_/ _| a+--f--e--d-b++g+w+v (_ _ _) _ (_ Puzzle |_( )_|__( >__| By Jon and Randy R. |_ _| |_ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7889 _) |_ _( mailto:whatfer@u.washington.edu /_ _|_ ___ | Windows 95, Micron 133mhz, Seattle USA (_< (_) ^ ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/xmas6.txt Subject: spunk1111: Christmas Ascii Art... 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OO: .' ;-- `.o.' ,' ; ~~--'~ ; ; _______\|/__________\\;_\\//___\|/________ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/rose4.txt From - Thu Nov 28 23:44:23 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!news.nacamar.de!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!swidir.switch.ch!news.rccn.net!news.ist.utl.pt!alfa.ist.utl.pt!l33812 From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Request please! A rose lying on its' side... *not* an up right rose... Date: 28 Nov 1996 17:52:02 GMT Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Lines: 35 Message-ID: <57kjg2$hcv@ci.ist.utl.pt> References: <329d5138.23078497@news.direct.ca> NNTP-Posting-Host: alfa.ist.utl.pt X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] Jeffery Ng (jeffng@direct.ca) wrote: > As per the header.... > Thank you so much ahead of time! 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Kevyn (####) (#######) (########) _____ (#########) / \ (#########) |\/\/\/| \/\/ | (#########) | | | (o)(o) (o)(o)(##) | | C .---_) ,_C (##) | (o)(o) | |.___| /____, (##) C _) | \__/ \ (#) | ,___| /_____\ | | | / /_____/ \ OOOOOO /____\ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/sonic.txt From - Wed Mar 5 18:12:40 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!cs.utexas.edu!news.tamu.edu!news.mty.itesm.mx!academ07.mty.itesm.mx!al602993 From: Osoria Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: I NEED A FIGLET FOR UNIX Date: Tue, 4 Mar 1997 13:34:32 -0600 Organization: ITESM Campus Monterrey . DINF-DTCI Lines: 17 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: academ07.mty.itesm.mx Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII NNTP-Posting-User: al602993 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12333 Please, if someone has a figlet for Unix, please send it me.. ___------__ |\__-- /\ _- Orlando Osoria |/ __ - al602993@academ01.mty.itesm.mx //\ / \ /__ LSCA 6to. semestre | o| 0|__ --_ ITESM Campus Monterrey \\____-- __ \ ___- Ene-Mayo 1997 (@@ __/ / /_ -_____--- --_ Alguna vez lo dijo un amigo: // \ \\ ___- "La red no es lo malo, si no la gente //|\__/ \\ \ que estamos dentro" \_-\_____/ \-\ // \\--\| Patrocinado por: ____// ||_ Osoria M.C & Don Gume Bar /_____\ /___\ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/ufo2.txt Subject: Ascii Art Date: Sat, 22 Mar 1997 14:44:42 +0100 From: Christian Madetzki To: ekveland@online.no Hi I have see you have no UFO with ET Here is my Signum . ______ \| /" "\ / \ / / ### ###:\ / I #"### #"###:I __-===-__/ -- --- --- Sie sind | ##### #####:| ___/__/_^_\__\___ --- -- --- schon | #### #### :| (__o_=_o_=_o_=_o__) - -- - -- da ! | ### ### :| \__===__/ ! ## ## ::! \ || :/ we are not alone \ / \ :/ \ :/ \ ..::/ /"----"\ MadUFO File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/wicked.txt # # ## ## ## ### # ###### ####### ## ## # ## # #### # ## ###### ## # ## ## ## ## ### ## ## # # ###### ## # ## ## ###### # ## ## ## ## ### ### # ## # # ## # # ## ##### ## ## ## #### # #### # # ##### ##### # ############################################## ## # # # File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/sesame.txt From - Tue Nov 19 19:53:58 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!news.bconnex.net!news.lightlink.com!mv!news.missouri.edu!hptemp1.cc.umr.edu!gong From: gong@saucer.cc.umr.edu (Phillip Gong) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: muppets? 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(1-800-827-6364) (1.13) Lines: 42 Message-ID: <19961129042200.XAA01056@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <57kq37$kia@kirin.wwa.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article <57kq37$kia@kirin.wwa.com>, rediger@wwa.com (Scott Rediger) writes: >I am looking for an ascii of a stuffed (Chicago style) pizza. If anyone has >one I would sure appreciate a copy. Thanks. > >----------------- >Scott Rediger >rediger@wwa.com ************************************************* * _ - - _ * * - ~~#~~~|~~*~~~~ - * * - \ ~~*~~*~~| ~~~~~~~ / - * Don't you wish * - ~~~~\ ~~#~~~| ~~0~~ /~~~~ - * you could download * - ~O~~`O \ ~~*~| 0~~~/~~~~*~~~ - * a hot pizza?! * - ~~~~O~~~O~ \ ~~| ~0/~*~~~o~~~~~ - * * - ~~~O~~~~O~~~O \~|~/~~~~~0~~~~*~~~ - * Dream on..... * - --------------------------------- - * * - ~~*~~~#~~~~~~~/0|~\ ~~O~~~O~O~~~O - * * - ~~~~~#~~*~~~/~~~|~o \~~~~~~~~~O~~ - * * - ~*~~~~~~~/ ~~0~|*~~~ \ O~~~~~~~ - * * -~~~~#~~/ 0~~0~~|~~o~~~ \ ~~OO~ - * * -~~~/ ~~~~~~~~|~~~~~*~~ \ ~ - * * - ~~~~~~~~0~|~*~~~~~~~ - * * -~~_~~~ ~| ~~~~_~~- * * - - * * HOW 'BOUT A PIZZA !!! * ************************************************* Artist Unknown -- _) (_ _) \ /\)/\ / (_ _) \(a_a) / (_ VampLadee@aol.com _) \(oo)/ (_ VampLadee@juno.com )_ ( ) _( "Vamp" )_ ( ) _( )/( )( )\( File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/sizeyourscreen.txt From - Thu Apr 17 18:54:12 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!sprint!howland.erols.net!spring.edu.tw!feeder.seed.net.tw!reader.seed.net.tw!!dski From: dski@cameonet.cameo.com.tw Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joan's Animated Pixie (Hold spacebar down) Date: 17 Apr 1997 11:54:18 GMT Organization: Cameo Communications, Inc. Lines: 31 Message-ID: <5j531a$lbj@reader.seed.net.tw> NNTP-Posting-Host: 192.72.104.4 Originator: dski@ Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14306 According to reliable sources, Peter Mielke (ptm@portal.ca) wrote -- > All you have to do is size your screen accordingly. Lessee, that might be a little rough, but maybe I can swing it.... _____________ .' `. | .-----. :: | | | | :: | /______\ | :: | _________ | :: | |.-------.| | :: | || || | :: | || || | :: | |`-------'| | :: | |_________| | :: | .==="===. | :: | \~~~~~~/ | :: | | |____.' :: | | | :: | |____|_________.' _.-' _.-' _.-' _.-' _.-' =======|_|====== Dan Strychalski dski@cameonet.cameo.com.tw I got nothin' against GUIs; I just haven't seen a decent one yet. File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/rowing.txt Subject: Re: Rowing Pictures Date: Mon, 9 Dec 1996 08:04:35 PST From: joan stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: On Mon, 9 Dec 1996 00:39:35 -0800 Coxswain Ko writes: >Hi everyone! > >I am in Crew, and I was wondering if anybody had ASCII Art of >rowing/boats/oars !! If so, I would appreciate it greatly if you could >send them to me!! 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Greetz... -- _____ _ _ _ ,-'`. | __| |_|_|_____ ___ ___ _| | _ _ _ _ ___ ,'`.,-'`. |__ | | | | _| . | . | | \ / \ |\| ' | /`.,'`.,-'`. |_____|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |___|___| |_/ \_/ | | | (`./`-,'`.,-'`. _ _ _ _ _ _ \.\.( `,'`.,-' Herman Hiddema |_) /| |\| | / ` )`\ |.|`,' Venuslaan 147 c | /"| | | | \_, ,' \/`) /.| 9742 KN Groningen ,-'"`-. / \,'\/`( ( The Netherlands //// / @ @ \ \\\\ \,'`./`./`.\ tel. 050-5775373 \ :=| ,._,. |=: / \ ,'\ /\ ) mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl || ,\ \_../ /. || \ ,; \,' http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod/ ||','`-._))'`.`|| `: \.' `-' (/ `-' `./ Now there's a man who knows where his towel is! 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Date: 14 Nov 1996 16:58:59 GMT Organization: Southern InterNet Services Lines: 261 Message-ID: <56fj4j$alt@orm.southern.co.nz> NNTP-Posting-Host: kalessin.southern.co.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950621BETA PL0] ============================================================================ TOTORO ============================================================================ From: johncooney@delphi.com Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Subject: Answer: Who Totoro is Date: 16 Jan 1995 01:08:02 -0600 Organization: Delphi (info@delphi.com email, 800-695-4005 voice) Message-ID: <3fd60i$mne@gagme.wwa.com> Kaisa Clark (Pioneer Valley RHS 00) writes: > Who is Totoro?> Totoro is a Japanese cartoon character, that is sort of a fuzzy, flying, giant gopher with a sly grin and a loud roar, and a benign character. He seems to represent a sort of "Spirit of the Forest". The movie-length cartoon is a fairly recent work. My six-year-old daughter watches it over and over. It's a good message and a decent cultural experience for young kids. Adults are entertained by the incredibly beautiful animation and the strange beauty of the story. If you are cynical, be forewarned...Totoro is a little like Barney with an attitude. And, finally, some more Totoro ASCii ... /--i--\ . ''''||\___/| DAI TOTORO ||o - o| by Martin Opitz | /---\ \ E/^ ^ ^\W \m___m/ ____ _ O ___ ___ _ __ _ _ /|/| | ___) |_(_ (__ | |_ /o \ L | |_ /66 | | _)_| | |/ // o | o \ _/ _)| | =-"-=|__ Elizabeth K. Lin |____)_|_|___)___|___/___)___)_|_| |n_n|___= ekclin@leland.stanford.edu ! ! ! ! ! ! ! . ! ! . ! ^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ ^ ^ (0) (0) ^ ^ "" ^ ^ *************** ^ ^ * * ^ ^ * /\ /\ /\ * ^ ^ * * ^ ^ * /\ /\ /\ /\ * ^ ^ * * ^ ^ * * ^ ^ * * ^ ^ * * ^ ^* * ^ ^ * * ^ -Chibiko Kurenai- ^ * * ^ ^ * ) ( * ^ ^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ __,__ / \ vvvvvvv /|__/| I /O,O | I /_____ | /|/| J|/^ ^ ^ \ | /00 | _//| |^ ^ ^ ^ |W| |/^^\ | /oo | \m___m__|_| \m_m_| \mm_| ======================================================================== Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: beitsu@katsura.demon.co.uk ("Kanji T. BATES") Subject: 101 Things to do With a Dead Totoro #1-16 Date: Fri, 20 Jan 1995 13:46:03 +0000 After I posted my .sig earlier this week to a.a-a, I've been approached by people through both e*mail on IRC requesting to see the rest of my "OH&OTTDWADT" .sigs, so I'm posting my last 16 which HAVE appeared elsewhere, and will post the remainder on a once weekly basis. Hope you guys can all wait the 85-week circle before I get back to #1. ^_^ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I | | | + .+ \ I #1 : Tied firmly to steel frames, a matched pair of | | | /^ ^ ^\J Totoros make excellent railway buffers in the event of | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| a runaway train. | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I | | | + .+ \ I #2 : Snap your Totoro's head backwards, and ram a bottle | | | /^ ^ ^\J of your favourite beverage down it's throat. The bottle | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| will keep at a stable temperature for some hours. | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I | | | + .+ \ I #3 : Hollowed-out Totoros make superb boxing gloves, if | | | /^ ^ ^\J placed o File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/smileyfacebadtrip.txt Subject: Re: Sig sized smilies. Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 17:56:24 -0500 (EST) From: Spunk1111@aol.com To: ekveland@online.no In a message dated 97-01-21 14:47:11 EST, you write: << How about this?¿ X-) .-""""""-. .' 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/___\ [ ]___| | / \ / \ | |___[ ] [ ]UU|| | {#######} {#######} | ||UU[ ] [ ]===| |=|=======| |=======|=| |===[ ] [___] |=====|_| U U U |_______| U U U |_|=====| [___] \===/ |UUUUU| |=======| |=======| |UUUUU| \===/ \=/ |=====| | | + W + | | |=====| \=/ | | | | |_______| | | | | | | | | ||| ||| | | | | | | | | ||vvvvv|| | | | | |-_-_-|_____|-|_______|| ||_______|-|_____|-_-_-| /_______\ /________|| ||_______\ /_______\ |_______|-----|________\_______/_______|------|_______| My computer is my castle. __ __ \\\ /// \\\ __ /// \\\/__\/// \\\__/// |\\\///| |_XXXX_| \///\\\/ ///__\\\ ///1878\\\ ///______\\\ ///________\\\ ~|__________|~ ||_|| ||_|| |___| |___| /\ /\/\ /\/\/\ /\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\______________________________ |~~~~~~~~~~~~|\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | /\ /\ | \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | \/ \/ | \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | | \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | __ | \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | / \ | | /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |- | | | |__| |__| |__| |__| |__| | |___|____|___|_____|____________________________| |~~~~/ |~~~~/ | \ | \ |~~~~~ |~~~~~ |_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | |_| |_| |_| | | |_| |_| |_| | |__|__|__|__|_| |__|__|__|__|_| |_|__/ \_|__| |_|__/ \_|__| |__|_\___/__|_| _ _ _ _ _ _ |__|_\___/__|_| |_|__|__|__|__|_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_|_|__|__|__|__| |__|__|__|__|_|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|_|__|__|__|__|_| |_|__|__|__|__|_|__|__|_/+++++\___|__|__|_|__|__|__|__| |__|__|__|__|_|__|__|__|+++++++||__|__|_|__|__|__|__|_| |_|__|__|__|__|_|__|__||+++++++|__|__|__|_|__|__|__|__| |__|__|__|__|__|_|__|__|+++++++||__|__|_||_|__|__|__|_| /| /| / | / | /____| _______ /____| | _____| | | | \ |_______| | / \ /____| | / \ / \ | / \ /_________\ / \ /_________\ | | / \ | | | [_] | /_________\ | [_] | ___ | ___ | ___ | | ___ | ___ | ___ | | | | | | | | | [_] | | | | | | | | | | |_|_| |_|_| | ___ | ___ | ___ | |_|_| |_|_| | _|_ [_] __ [_] __ [_]| | | | | | | | | | [_] __ [_] __ [_]_| _| |___| |___| |___|__| |_|_| |_|_| |__|_____| |___| |__| |_ | | | | | [_] [_] [_] | [_] [_] [_] | [_] [_] [_] | | | _____ | | | [_] [_] | |_|_|_| | [_] [_] | |__________________________|_____| |_| |_______|__________________________| /_______\ /___________\ -- +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+ Adam Gurno gurnoab@cda.mrs.umn.edu Csci Major @ the UofMinn-Morris '97 Happily making some of the worst Unix Junkie ascii art ever known. /^\^\^^/^/^\ /^\ \ \/ / /^\ \+/ \ \\// / \+/ \\// /----\ | #### | _ _ _ _ _ \----/ _ _ _ _ _ [ " " " "_] /^^\---/% %\---/^^\ [_" " " "_] | | | / % % \ | | | | o | +=================] %% [=================+ | o | | |___| * * |___| | | o | | | | o | | | -|------- -------|- | | / o \ / o \ | | -=> <=- | | | /\ |__ __| /\ | | |||| | | * * | | |||| | | |||| | +==========================================+ | |||| | /\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\ >> >> | >> >> | * | | * / \ * * / \ /___\ _/ \ / \_ /___\ [ ] |/ \_________/ \| [ ] [ I ] / \ / \ [ I ] [ ]_ _ _ / \ / \ _ _ _[ ] [ ] U U | {#########} {#########} | U U [ ] [ ]====/ \=======/ \=======/ \====[ ] [ ] | | I |_ _ _ _| I | | [ ] [___] |_ _ _ _ _ _| | U U U | |_ _ _ _ _ _| [___] \===/ I | U U U U U | |=======| | U U U U U | I \===/ \=/ |===========| I | + W + | I |===========| \=/ | I | | |_______| | | I | | | | ||||||||| | | | | | | I ||vvvvv|| I | | | _-_-|______|-----------|_____|| ||_____|-----------|______|-_-_ /________\ /______|| ||______\ /________\ |__________|-------|________\_____/________|-------|__________| /^\ | | |-| /^\ | | /^\ / [_] \+-+ |---||-------| | _/^\_ _/^\_| [_] |_/^\_ _/^\_ |___| |___||_______||___| |___| | |======| |===========| |=====| | | | | | /^\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_|______|_|__ | |___|_|_____|_| o _---| _ _ _ _ _ o ---| o ]-I-I-I-[ _ _ _ _ _ _ _---| | _---| \ ` ' / ]-I-I-I-I-[ ---| | ---| |. | \ ` '_/ | / \ | | /^\| [*] __| ^ / ^ \ ^ | |*|| |__ ,| / \ / `\ / \ | ===| ___| ___ ,|__ / /=_=_=_=\ \ |, _| I_I__I_I__I_I 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[ \-\--|-|--/-/ |. | |' |___|_____I___|___I___|---------| / \| [] .|_|-|_|-|-|_|-|_|-|_|-| [] [] | <===> | .|-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-| | / \ ] []|` [] ||.|.|.|.|.|.|.|.|.|.||- <===> ] []| ` | |/////////\\\\\\\\\\.||__. | |[] [ <===> ' ||||| | | | ||||.|| [] <===> \T/ | |-- ||||| | O | O | ||||.|| . |' \T/ | . _||||| | | | ||||.|| | | | ../|' v . | .|||||/____|____\|||| /|. . | . ./ |//\............/...........\........../../\\\ /\ /\ | | | | /----\ /----\ [______] [______] | | _____ _____ | | |[] | [ ] [ ] | []| | | [_______][ ][ ][ ][][ ][ ][ ][_______] | | | [ ][ ][ ]| | ,----------------, | |[ ][ ][ ] | | | |/' ____..____ '\| | | \ [] | | /' || '\ | | [] / | [] | | |o || o| | | [] | | | _ | | _||_ | | _ | | | [] | (_) | | (_||_) | | (_) | [] | | | | | (||) | | | | | | | | || | | | | /'' | | |o || o| | | ''\ [_____________[_______]--'------''------'--[_______]_____________] ^ / \ ^ _|.|_ ^ _|I| |I .| |.|_ \II||~~| |~~|| / ~\~|~~~~~~~|~/~ \|II I ..|/ /\ |II. | /\ / \ _|III . |_ / \ |-~| /(|I.I I |)\ |~-| _/(I | +-----------+ |. )\_ \~-----/____-~-____\-----~/ |I.III| /(===)\ | .. | /~~~-----_________---~~~\ `##########!\-#####%!!!!!| |\ _/###########!!\~~-_##%!!!\_/| \##############!!!!!/~~-_%!!!!\ ~)#################!!!!!/~~--\_ __ /#####################%%!!!!/ / \,~\-_____##############%%%!!!!\/ /!!!!\ \ \~-_###########%%%!!!!\ /#####!!!!!!!\~-_#######%%%!!!!!!\_ /#############!!!\#########%%%!!!!!!\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ /\ /\ (^<>^) (^<>^) __ /^/\^\ /^/\^\ __ __: | / / \ \ / / \ \ | :__ | :__| |^^^^^^| |^^^^^^| |__: | |__: | \/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/ | :__| / \ | __ | | __ | / \ / \ | |__| | | |__| | / \ /_____\ | | | | /_____\ | |== == == == == ==| | | _ | |__||__||__||__||__| | _ | | | | | | | | | ~~~~| |=| | __ __ | |=| |~~~~~ ~~~~~~~| | | | __ | | | |~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ | | |==| |::| |==| | | ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ | | |::| | |~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~ |_____|_________|::|_________|_____|~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~++++~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ++++++ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ++++++ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/nightsky.txt Subject: Re: Signatures again. Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 19:44:18 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: On Thu, 27 Mar 1997 10:21:16 +1000 "Ona M.L. Hardy" writes: >Recently saw posted through here an ascii art of a moon with a girl >sitting on its edge...something like that! I thought I saved it, but >cant find it anywhere! >Please repost that one! *beg beg beg** No need to beg... here it is and the one I had after it on my notepad... they're sortof related... -=[ woman in the moon ]=- 3/97 + ---====D @ o ,,*:*::,.__ * * ,)))*)\))* __.=-. o | ,((*(/a a\)-' -O- ,))))))( = ) =( = + + | ,(((*(((()-(_ * *))))))/ `*` \ (((*}(//(_|_)\\ . )*))))\\*).( // + . * (((((*(// , )/ | ))))))/ / /` -O- @ + `(*((((/ / | o `)))*))`\ * `((((\ `-.__ , . . *)-._ `--~jgs` @ + `~---~~` * * . o + -=[ a peek into the night sky ]=- 3/97 }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} {{ + + + @ {{ }} | * o + . }} {{ -O- o . . + {{ }} | _,.-----.,_ o | }} {{ + * .-'. .'-. -O- {{ }} * .'.-' .---. `'.'. | * }} {{ . /_.-' / \ .'-.\ {{ }} ' -=*< |-._.- | @ | '-._| >*=- . + }} {{ -- )-- \`-. \ / .-'/ {{ }} * + `.'. '---' .'.' + o }} {{ . '-._ _.-' . {{ }} | `~~~~~~~` - --===D @ }} {{ o -O- * . * + {{ }} | + . + }} {{ jgs . @ o * {{ }} o * o . }} {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ -joan -- (\o/\o/) we are each of us angels with only one wing (\o/\o/) jgs /_\/_\ and can only fly by embracing each other /_\/_\ joan stark ASCII ART GALLERY: File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/turnintofrog.txt From - Wed Mar 5 18:09:11 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!gsl-stkh-ns.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-lond.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!europa.clark.net!newsfeeds.sol.net!uwm.edu!msunews!harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au!news.uwa.edu.au!alpha8.curtin.edu.au!usenet From: edias@cc.curtin.edu.au Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Mixing ascii and non-ascii art Date: Tue, 4 Mar 97 14:56:15 +800 Organization: Curtin University Message-ID: <5fggvr$moj@alpha8.curtin.edu.au> References: <19970226055100.AAA06670@ladder02.news.aol.com> <3314BA66.A20@nortel.ca> NNTP-Posting-Host: alpha7.curtin.edu.au Lines: 46 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12357 Aaaaaaargh!!, My server hasn't been allowing me to post recently, so I missed all the fun of the Mixing ascii and non-ascii art argument. Well hopefully that's all dead and buried now! I think being turned into a frog is too good for some people! /\ / \ | | --:'''':-- :'_' : _:"":\___ ' ' ____.' ::: '._ . *=====<<=) \ : . ' '-'-'\_ /'._.' \====:_ "" .' \\ : : / : \ : . '. ,. _ snd : : : : '-' ). :__:-:__.;--' ( ' ) '-' '-' ( - .00. - _ ( .' _ ) ) '- ()_.\,\, - Hope this gets through !! , , / \/ \ (/ //_ \_ .-._ \|| . \ \ '-._ _,:__.-"/---\_ \ ______/___ '. .--------------------'~-'--.)__( , )\ \ `'--.___ _\ / | Shanaka Dias ,' \)|\ `\| /_.-' _\ \ _:,_ Curtin University " || ( .'__ _.' \'-/,`-~` Western Australia |/ '. ___.> /=,| | / .-'/_ ) |email: edias@alpha1.curtin.edu.au| snd )' ( /(/ |_________________________________| \\ " '==' http:\\www.ece.curtin.edu.au\~shanaka File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/moose.txt From - Wed Nov 20 22:15:50 1996 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!eru.mt.luth.se!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!dciteleport.com!feed1.news.erols.com!phase2.worldnet.att.net!netnews.worldnet.att.net!uunet!in1.uu.net!news.maz.net!arkaden.net!news From: Bernd.Wilke@neuss.netsurf.de Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Elch-Liste Date: Sun, 17 Nov 1996 20:10:23 GMT Organization: arkaden.net, ebner & martin informartionssysteme gmbh Lines: 45 Message-ID: <328f5d58.16417412@news.neuss.netsurf.de> NNTP-Posting-Host: netsurf7.neuss.netsurf.de X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.1/16.230 /^\ /^\ | \_/^\ /^\_/ | | \_/^\ /^\_/ | \ \_/^\ /^\_/ / \__ \___---___/ __/ ---___ / \ ___--- ---___ | | ___--- --| _ _ |-- | | | | | | | |o| |o| | / - - \ | ___ | / -- -- \ | | / \ | | | | | /\ /\ | \ \ | | | | / / /\ \ -- -- / /\ / \ \_____ _____/ / \ / \__ --- __/ \ /\ --__---__-- /\ / \/ 3 \/ \ / / _S___W___F____ \ \ / | _______-----| \ | |________----- | | | | | | | | | | \ \ / / \\ \ / // \\ \_\ /_/ // -- \ / -- | ---_____--- | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / V \ / V \ |_|_____| |____|__| Dieser Elch ist das Maskottchen von SWF3 (nach einem Aufkleber) Schokoladenliebhabern darf man auch einmal einen Riegel vorschieben. File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/skeleton.txt From - Tue Nov 19 22:10:32 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ : ASCII SKULLS Date: 18 Nov 1996 04:25:52 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.10) Lines: 68 Sender: news@aol.com Message-ID: <19961118042800.XAA21354@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <328F9EB2.71D2@cyberway.com.sg> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article <328F9EB2.71D2@cyberway.com.sg>, Brainz writes: >hi i need ascii skulls How about the entire skeleton??? >> skeleton << 10/96 _.---._ .' `. :) (: \ (@) (@) / \ A / ) ( \"""""/ `._.' .=. .---._.-.=.-._.---. / ':-(_.-: :-._)-:` \ / /' (__.-: :-.__) `\ \ / / (___.-` '-.___) \ \ / / (___.-'^`-.___) \ \ / / (___.-'=`-.___) \ \ / / (____.'=`.____) \ \ / / (___.'=`.___) \ \ (_.; `---'.=.`---' ;._) ;|| __ _.=._ __ ||; ;|| ( `.-.=.-.' ) ||; ;|| \ `.=.' / ||; ;|| \ .=. / ||; ;|| .-`.`-._.-'.'-. ||; .:::\ ( ,): O O :(, ) /:::. |||| ` / /'`--'--'`\ \ ' |||| '''' / / \ \ '''' / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ /.' `.\ (_)' `(_) \\. .// \\. .// \\. .// \\. .// \\. .// \\. .// jgs \\. .// ///) (\\\ ,///' `\\\, ///' `\\\ ""' '"" -joan -- .:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@-:. .:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@-:. .:-@ ____ (_, _, _, _, _, @-:. .:-@ (-(__`,_ ,_ |_, | | | | Spunk1111@juno.com @-:. .:-@ ____)|_)|_|| || \__, _|_ _|_ _|_ _|_ @-:. .:-@ ( _| |_, @-:. .:-@ ( ____, ____ (_, @-:. .:-@ (-| _ _ ,_ (-(__`_|_ _ ,_ |_, @-:. .:-@ _ |(_)(_|| | ____) | (_|| | \_, @-:. .:-@ (__/ ( |_, @-:. .:-@ @-:. .:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@-:. .:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@-:. ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/rabbits%3b).txt From - Sun Nov 17 16:27:53 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!EU.net!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!swidir.switch.ch!news.rccn.net!news.ist.utl.pt!alfa.ist.utl.pt!l33812 From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Request for Rabbits Date: 15 Nov 1996 18:13:07 GMT Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Lines: 20 Message-ID: <56ibrj$bdm@ci.ist.utl.pt> References: <19961115052400.AAA13195@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: alfa.ist.utl.pt X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] spunk1111@aol.com wrote: > I can't believe I did this: > \\ > \\_ \\ > (') \\_ > jgs / )=.---(') > o( )o( )_-\\_ > -joan Is that why you didn't include your usual signature? :)))) Hoping not to be recognized? Anyways ... nice (small) job :) -- ---_.------------------------------------------------------------------------ ( ` /) , /| / Armando Frazao \ _ _ // _/ _ / |/| _ _ l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt . )_(/_(_(_(/_ (_(_(_) . / / | (_(_/ (_ http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 `--'----------------------`-'-----`-'---------------------------------------- From - Sun Nov 17 20:42:29 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!cs.utexas.edu!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!uunet!in2.uu.net!newstf01.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Request for Rabbits Date: 15 Nov 1996 05:22:08 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.10) Lines: 13 Sender: news@aol.com Message-ID: <19961115052400.AAA13195@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article , NICK RUNDLE writes: > I need a picture/pictures of two rabbits bonking, I can't believe I did this: \\ \\_ \\ (') \\_ jgs / )=.---(') o( )o( )_-\\_ -joan File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/middlefinger3.txt From - Tue Jan 7 07:59:44 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!arclight.uoregon.edu!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!uunet!in1.uu.net!151.99.250.2!server-b.cs.interbusiness.it!usenet From: adenti@spm.it (Andrea) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: ascii picture of middle finger, you know, shooting the bird Date: Mon, 06 Jan 1997 20:14:57 GMT Organization: Centro Servizi Interbusiness Lines: 35 Message-ID: <32d15d1a.3544222@news.interbusiness.it> References: <32a73630.434800@news.pond.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp2-55.spm.it X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.1/32.230 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9795 On Thu, 05 Dec 1996 20:57:38 GMT, gregs@bigfoot.com (G. Stanfield) wrote: >I hope someone can help. Not too long ago I saw some good ascii of >"shooting the bird" in this group. Unfortunately I didn't capture any >of them. Now I find myself in need of one as a joke. Please either >post here or email me. Thanks everyone. Here we go: ____ / \ | | |. .| | ''' | | | | | | | | | ____ | | ____ / \| |/ \ | | | | __ | | | |/ \ | | | | | | | | | | / \ | | | | | | | | \ / \ / | | | | Andrea File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/womaninthemoon.txt From - Fri Mar 21 07:22:30 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!newsfeed.nacamar.de!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com (Spunk1111) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: a womens face in the moon? Date: 21 Mar 1997 04:26:02 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 38 Message-ID: <19970321042500.XAA16230@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <332dcdd8.0@news.tng.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13119 this may not be exactly what you're looking for... but I had fun making it... -=[ woman in the moon ]=- 3/97 + ---====D @ o ,,*:*::,.__ * * ,)))*))))* __.=-. o | ,((*((a a))-' -O- ,))))))\ = / =( = + + | ,(((*(((()-( * *))))))/ `\ (((*}(//(_|_)\\ . )*))))\\*).( // + . * (((((*(// / )/ | ))))))/ / /` -O- @ + `(*(((/ /` | o `)))*))`\ * `(((( `-.__ , . . *)-._ `--~jgs` @ + `~---~~` * * . o + -joan -- .-. 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Date: Wed, 18 Dec 1996 14:42:45 -0800 Organization: Telecom Finland Lines: 37 Message-ID: <32B87365.6E0F@tele.telebox.fi> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: skanneri-pc.ete.tele.fi Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (Win16; I) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9082 Birgit Gutschlhofer wrote: > > Hy everybody ! > > I have a very important question to you: > Can anybody please email me( or put it into the newsgroup ) some pictures of > cars? > > Please do it very soon , because I need it for a Christmas present. > It would be a great help for me ! > Thank you > > Bye Birgit The most beautiful car ever made... ....ooooo$$$$$$ooooooo.. ..ooo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$oo oo""o$" "'$$" ""$ o" $$ " $$ "$ o" $o " $$ "$ oo o"o" $ $"o"$ "$ o"o"$"$"$"$$$$$$o$$$$$$$$$oo $$$$$$$$o"$$$$$$$$$$ oooooo.."o"$$$$$o$$$"$$$$$$o o$$$$$$$$$$"$oo$$$$$$$ $$$$$oo$$$oo ""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ooo .oo"o"$$$$$$$"$$$$$$$$$$o$o".oooo$$"$$$oo"$$$$$$$o$$$$$$$$$$$o $$$$o $$$$$$$"$$$$$$$$$$"oo$$$$$$$$$$""""$o$$$$$$"$$$$$$o$$o" " o$$$$$ o$o$$$o"$$$$$$$$$o$$$"$"$$$4o$o "$$$$$$$$$"$$$$o$ $ " o$"o $$ $$$$$$"$$$$$$$$"$$$$$$$"o$$$$$o..o$$$"$$$$$$ $$$$$"oo"oo$ oo"$"$o$$o$$"$"$$$$$$"$$$$o" $$$o$"$$$o$$o$$$$"$$$$$$o$$$"$o$$$$$ " " $$$""" $$"$o$$$$$$$$$$" $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"$$$o$o$$$$$o$ "o$$$' " $$$$" "$" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ """ $ "$$$$$""""" "" "$$$$$$$$" o "$$$$$ ""$$$$$" ""$$$$$$" File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/viking.txt zee. z**=. .P" $ % ^c z" $ b % d 4" 4 $ .... 4" $ F L .P" "%. $ $ $ 4 e" "c " $ $ F z" * 4 $ P $ d 3.$ $ % $d ..eeeec.. *$ 'b d $% .e$*c d" ".z**$%. $ $ F $ e" $ *F $ ^F.db.$ b J $d\" ^$ 4b $ $ 3/$ * $ $*$ $c P *P" * ."F .$$ b 4F $ $c .EeP"" ^C$$..*F F $ J $ $.*"-"*. ." 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"88888' (88888" ]b "888888888P" I8"" ,i8P Normand `"""""" `I888888P" Veilleux and one from me: -=[ Baby New Year ]=- 12/96 . . : . '.@.' /^\ / \ /1997 \ @@@@@@@@@ / 6 6 \ ( ^ ,) \ __, /-._ `._____.'\ `--.__ \\/ `/``"""'-. / ) / : | /\ | .--. : / /\1`\ \/ `.__.:.____.-. / / /`\9`\`/ .-"..____.-. \ jgs _.-' /_/ `\9`\ \-. \ `=----' `\7`\--------'""`-. \ `" `-./ `" OK- two! Bye! -joan -=[ season's greetings snowman ]=- 12/96 ||::|:|| .--------, |:||:|:| |_______ / .-. ||::|:|| ."` ___ `". {\('v')/} \\\/\///: .'` `'. ;____`( )'____ \====/ './ o o \|~ ^" "^ // \\// | ())) . | Season's \ || \ `.__.' /| // || _{``-.___.-'\| Greetings \ || _." `-.____.-'`| ___ // ||` __ \ |___/ \_______\ ."|| (__) \ \| / / `\/ __ vvvvv'\___/ | | (__) | \___/\ / || | .___. | || | | | ||.-' | '-. jgs || | ) ||----------'---------' File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/sunsets2.txt Subject: Re: Beach artwork... Date: Mon, 9 Dec 1996 19:33:26 PST From: joan stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: On Sun, 8 Dec 1996 12:20:59 +1000 "Ona M.L. Hardy" writes: >I am looking to do something difference with my signature line. And >since I live on a tropical island in the south pacific, I thought it >would be nice to have a few palm trees and things of that nature in >it. Hi Ona! As I look out my window and see an inch of snow, I am so envious of you being in Guam enjoying the sun and warmth. I understand the weather hardly ever varies. I sent a couple of fast diddles before. I found a couple of minutes and decided to sit down and refine them a bit... It's hard to compare to Mike's sig, but it may still work for you: -- | Ona M.L. Hardy \ / _\/_ 132 S. Fakpe Ct. .-'-. //o\ _\/_ Marianas Terrace _ ___ __ _ --_ / \ _--_ __ __ _ | __/o\\ _ Yigo, Guam 96929 =-=-_=-=-_=-=_=-_= -=======- = =-=_=-=_,-'|"'""-|-,_ =- _=-=-_=- _=-= _--=====- _=-=_-_,-" | Email: ona@kuentos.guam.net = =- = - -===- -= - ." -- | \ / _\/_ .-'-. //o\ _\/_ _ ___ __ _ --_ / \ _--_ __ __ _ | __/o\\ _ =-=-_=-=-_=-=_=-_= -=======- = =-=_=-=_,-'|"'""-|-,_ =- _=-=-_=- _=-= _--=====- _=-=_-_,-" | =- =- =-= =- = - -===- -= - ." Ona M.L. Hardy Email: ona@Kuentos.Guam.Net 132 S. Fakpe Ct. PH: 011-671-649-6371 (W) Marianas Terrace 011-671-653-6437 (H) Yigo, Guam 96929 FAX: 011-671-646-6375 (W) (or this one which is not a sunrise/sunset) -- | \ _ / -= (_) =- / \ _\/_ | //o\ _\/_ _ ___ __ _ __ __ _ _ _ _ _ __ __ _ | __/o\\ _ =-=-_=-=-_=-=_=-_=_=-_=-_-_=_=-= _=_=-=_,-'|"'""-|-,_ =- _=-=-_=- _=-= _--_ =-= -_=-=_-=_,-" | =- =- =-= =- = - -===- -= -= ." jgs -joan (or my variation!) -- | \ / _\/_ .-"-. //o\ _\/_ _ ___ __ _ -=_ / \ _=-_ __ __ | __ /o\\ =-=-_=-=-_=-=_=-_= -=======- = =-=_=-=_,-'|"'_"'"--|-,_ =- _=-=-_=- _=-= _--=====- _=-=_-_,-" (") | jgs=- =- =-= =- = - -===- -= - ." '-( : )-' ... anything is possible... joan stark *** spunk1111@juno.com visit my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/various7ea.txt Subject: Ascii contribution Date: Sun, 01 Dec 1996 05:22:55 +0100 From: Erik Andersson Organization: Disorganized To: ekveland@online.no Hi! I just finsished browsing through the Wicked AsciiArt site, best one so far I think. (Why? Well, it even has some of _my _ art there ;) Below is some of my other stuff, if you should want to add it... ,-. ___,---.__ /'|`\ __,---,___ ,-' \` `-.____,-' | `-.____,-' // `-. ,' | ~'\ /`~ | `. / ___// `. ,' , , \___ \ | ,-' `-.__ _ | , __,-' `-. | | / /\_ ` . | , _/\ \ | \ | \ \`-.___ \ | / ___,-'/ / | / \ \ | `._ `\\ | //' _,' | / / `-.\ /' _ `---'' , . ``---' _ `\ /,-' `` / \ ,='/ \`=. / \ '' |__ /|\_,--.,-.--,--._/|\ __| / `./ \\`\ | | | /,//' \,' \ / / ||--+--|--+-/-| \ \ | | /'\_\_\ | /_/_/`\ | | \ \__, \_ `~' _/ .__/ / `-._,-' `-._______,-' `-._,-' (EA) ,/ ,. \. ,'/ _||_ \`. 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' @@@@@ ,d@@@' ,@@@@@ xXXX /. `. | /@@@ @@@ @@@@@ @xxx@@@ Xx X ,' `-.___/ / @@@@@@p `@@@@@@@@xx@@XXXxXxx ,xx'xxxXXXXxxxx xx `@@@@@@@ @@@'@@@ @@@ XXXXxxxxx''\`------'/xxxx q@@@@ `@@@@`@@@ x x xxxxx `------' xx x @@@ @@@E' `@@@ xxxXx X XX `. ______,/x xxx ,@@@ `@@@@ @@@ `xx xxX x Xx `~~~~~~xX Xxx' @@@@ `@@@@ @@' x X xXXd x.xx xxx x xXxx `@@ ,@@@@ @@ `xxX xxX xXx xXxxXxx X xx @@@@@ @ X xx xxXxx Xx x xxxxXx (EA) `@@@ `X Xx xxXxxx X x xx x x @@ xx XXxXXxx XXxX Xxxx' `x X Xxx X x xxXx x xxxXx xXxx x XxXx `Xx xxxxXxx xxXx X xX x XxxxXx x xX xxxxxX' Xx x x x x xxxxx Xxxx' `x .--._ ,-._ )`. | /( __/' \ `-,| `/, \. \ '-. `. | |/|_,, ,-`. . ,--. / / )-._~- `. //~~\') ,_\ ,~' ' ` (| ,( ` ( ` ) '--- ` \ / -`-. /~`-'- / '__, \ `-) __ ' - ',' |' ' \` \ _/ ,-' , (. /'` ` `\ '`-'-. ,' ' / . ' ` .-\ )/\ / ( /,' _ \/ (EA) ` \(`-,/\ /: `--._'~`--' ` ' \ `---' ,---. ,/ \__.'~\ | ' . `===--- `| , ,--' `. /___,-' | \\ _/|\_ ,`-= ,--.,--. ( . \ \ //_ ` | /' | | ' \ ; __|`--\,/ /\ | ~|~ (EA) That's it. Keep up the good work! o--====---------------------------------------------------------===--o ___ ___ __________________ ___ ___ ____/ _ \__/ _ \_____ (------------------) _____/ _ \__/ _ \____ ( _| / \/ \/ \ |_ ) \ Erik Andersson / ( _| / \/ \/ \ |_ ) \( \| ) ( |/ ) (___) __________ (___) ( \| ) ( |/ )/ ` ` \`'/ ' (_________) (_________) ` \`'/ ' ' || || `' nf94155@adeptus.student.hgs.se `' o--====---------------------------------------------------------===--o File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/middlefinger2.txt From - Tue Dec 10 07:10:11 1996 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!ix.netcom.com!netcom.net.uk!btnet!btnet-feed2!nosy.bART.nl!usenet From: bslikker@bart.nl (Berna) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Finger Date: Mon, 09 Dec 1996 19:28:36 GMT Organization: bART Internet Services Lines: 34 Message-ID: <32ac67dc.39546735@news.bart.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: isdn18.bart.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Newsreader: Forte Agent .99g/32.339 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8632 I came across this picture I've collected, and Ibelieve someone asked for it recently: .###, .###$ .'"$$ , ;$$ ; ;O$ ;;;$$; ; $$$$$ .,oo ';;$$i ;;;$$ ;;;$$;,;$$, ;;;$$ ;;;$$; ;;$$'$$ ;',;;$$ ;;;$$$ ;;$$ ;;$ ; ;;;$$ ;;$$$$ ;;$$$ ;;$ ; ;o$$;;;$$$$$ ;;;$$$;;;$ ; ;;o$$$;;$$$$$;;;$$$$;;;$$ ; ;;oo$O;;;$$$;;;;$$;;;$$$ ; oooooooo$$$$OO$$$OO$$$' '; ooooooo$$$$oo$$$oo$$$ ; oooooo$$$$o$$$$o$$$ ; oooooo$$$o$$$o$$$ ; ooooo$$$$$$$$$$ ; oooo$$$$$$$$$ ; oo$$$$$$$$$$$$ Sofia Mingote (?) 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EEEkkkkk ///\oo/\\\ how about these: / \ '\ \__O__/ /` `--(_)--' .---/ \---. / /'(>I<)`\ \ ` \ `-' / ' jgs \ / \/~|~\/ `~(~` \ ) ( ) _/ _({_})_ jgs /(o)\ -joan -- hehehehe .@@. \ / () \ _ \'--'/ _ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com { '-`""`-' } `"{ }"` ascii art gallery: _/ /\ \_ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ jgs {` / \ `} `"` `"` File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/tuit.txt Subject: TUIT Date: Sun, 24 Nov 1996 00:51:42 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <3296F6CF.315D@online.no> oOO OOO OOO OOO OOo oOO oOO oOO OOo oOO THIS IS A TUIT OOo oOO ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OOo oOO OOo oOO OOo oOO At long last. We have sufficient quantity OOo oOO OOo oOO for you to have one of your own. Guard it with your OOo oOO OOo oOO life. These TUITS are hard to come by, especially the OOo oOO OOo oOO round ones. For years you've been saying " I'll do that OOo oOO OOo oOO as soon as I get a round tuit." Now that you have a OOo oOO OOo oOO ROUND TUIT of your own, many things that you OOo oOO OOo oOO meant to do just may get done ! OOo oOO OOo oOO So get tuit ! OOo oOO ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OOo oOO OOo oOO oOO oOO oOO -cfbd- oOO OOO OOO OOO OOo File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/rabbits.txt Subject: rabbits Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 14:03:56 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no __, ,__ __, ,__ ( )( ) ( )( ) \ (,,) / \ (xx) / / . . \ / , , \ ( = ^ = ) ( = ^ = ) > `- < > -' < ( ) ( ) ,_( \ \ / / )_,,_( \ \ / / )_, `----\_!!_/----'`----\_!!_/----' ,~"~. 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E o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o oo o o oo oRUo o o oLoo oGSDo ooooo ooooo ooEoo o.KIRooooooo ooooooooEoo ooooooo ooooooo \\ ,-~~~-\\_ ( .\ -Rudrik GreyShadow- \ / @\___(__--' \ / bink! \ ___ "the bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. \ /\ l l the bunny got the job because the bunny knows wordperfect." ( ) l___l ---the new yorker / \_/____] L__7 l LL "e. "$$$. ^$$bc "$$b ^"*$$c$$F ^"3$ Rabbit ..... .z$$$$"$. ^^^^^^ .d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$% J$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" 4$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ *$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" . $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$F '$$$$$$$$$$$$$" *$. Gilo94 """"""""""""" """" ,____ / /~\ / / \ ,____ \ )\,."~~~~" \ ~~~ / ^ ^ __," \ / @ @ \ \ ) ( ^v^ * ) \__/ \ ^\|/^ / =======."".=======."".======== / ^^ ^^ \ ( ) \_____________________________/ | | | | | * * | | * * *** *. * *** * * | | *^^* * * * ** *** * | | * * *** * * *** * | \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -Tina Louise File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/rabbit2.txt From - Fri Mar 7 19:37:18 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.radio.cz!CESspool!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!uunet!in3.uu.net!204.191.213.61!ott.istar!istar.net!tor.istar!east.istar!n4tor.istar!news3.idirect.com!lagoon.idirect.com!unet59.idirect.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca (llizard) Subject: Re: rabbit for signature Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=US-ASCII MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.8 (x86 32bit) X-Newsmaster: Laszlo Herczeg (las@idirect.com) Lines: 73 X-Client-Port: 1482 Message-ID: <33203fa1.0@lagoon.idirect.com> References: <19970307045700.XAA25343@ladder01.news.aol.com> X-Nntp-Posting-Host: lagoon.idirect.com Date: 7 Mar 97 16:18:27 UTC Lines: 73 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12498 In article <19970307045700.XAA25343@ladder01.news.aol.com>, spunk1111@aol.com says... > >In article , Darla Wise writes: >>I'm looking for a small rabbit to go with the signature line below. >>Does anyone have anything appropriate? > >Well, I adapted my floppy horse and made this... it's pretty big and still looks an awful like like a horse... > __ >- __ /\ \ > /\ \ / /\ \ > / /\ \_/ // \ | > / /.' |// | | > / .' .-" / |_/ > \/_.- 0 \ > Y \ > \ /_, \ .=. > `~`\ _,*^'\ _,--""""-,/ } } > )*^ `""~` \} } } > _/ \}_} > _.-`/ |--.___ > _.-" / , , ,| .`\ > /\ / / `\ \ \ / > \ \ _,/ /`~-._ _,`\ \`""~~` > `"` /-.,_ /' `~"----"~ `\ \ > jgs \___,' \.-"`/ > `--' > >Then I tried something small and "floppy" and came up with this: > __ > / /\ > .--./ /\ | > / /6 6| \| > / /\ Y / > / / / ^ \ > \ |/\\ //\} > `"\ "_" / > jgs "" "" The large rabbit is very cute but needs to have large back feet. Sort of like this? __ __ /\ \ /\ \ / /\ \ / /\ \_/ // \ | / /.' |// | | / .' .-" / |_/ \/_.- 0 \ Y \ \ /_, \ .=. `~`\ _,*^'\ _,--""""-,/ } } )*^ `""~` \} } } _/ \}_} _.-` / |--.___ /\ / , , ,| `\ \ \ / / `\ \ `._____ `"/-.,_ /`~-._ _,`\ \`""~~. o\ \___,' `~"----"~ `\ \ `\ o| jgs \ ~~~..___`""""" ``""~~. o\ `\ o| `""""" I like the little guy!!! -- ,^ ===%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ " " llizard cq547@torfree.net File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/skulls2.txt From - Tue Apr 8 22:50:47 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!worldnet.att.net!news.u.washington.edu!homer31.u.washington.edu!whatfer From: "J. Melusky" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: req: skull Date: Mon, 7 Apr 1997 12:59:56 -0700 Organization: University of Washington Lines: 183 Message-ID: References: <1997Apr3.173751.26460@roper.uwyo.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: homer31.u.washington.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII NNTP-Posting-User: whatfer To: THE RIDDLER In-Reply-To: <1997Apr3.173751.26460@roper.uwyo.edu> Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13885 Hi, These are from someone's Halloween ascii website: .xm*f""??T?@hc. z@"` '~((!!!!!!!?*m. z$$$K ~~(/!!!!!!!!!Mh .f` "#$k'`~~\!!!!!!!!!!!MMc :" f*! ~:~(!!!!!!!!!!XHMk f " %n:~(!!!!!!!!!!!HMMM. d X~!~(!!!!!!!X!X!SMMR M : x:: :~~!>!!!!!!MNWXMMM@R n E ' * ueeeeiu(!!XUWWWWWXMRHMMM> :. E% E 8 .$$$$$$$$K!!$$$$$$$$&M$RMM> :"5 z % 3 $ 4$$$$$$$$!~!*$$$$$$$$!$MM$ :" ` K ": ?> # '#$$$$$#~!!!!TR$$$$$R?@MME z R ? %. 5 ^"""~~~:XW!!!!T?T!XSMMM~ :^ J ". ^s ?. ~~d$X$NX!!!!!!M!MM f :~ '+. #L *c:. .~"?!??!!!!!XX@M@~ z" .* '+ %L #c`"!+~~~!/!!!!!!@*TM8M z" .~ ": '%. 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V )/ )( ( \ / . \ . \)) )) )( ( | | ) . ( / )( ,')) \ / \( `. ) (\> ,'/__ )) __`. / ( \ | / ___ ( \/ ___ \ | ( ( \.) |/ / \__ __/ \ \| )) . \. |> \ | __ | / <| / )/ \____/ :..: \____/ \ < ) \ (|__ . / ;: \ __| ) ( (( )\) ~--_ -- -- _--~ / )) \ ( | || || | ( / \. | ||_ _|| | / > : | ~V+-I_I_I-+V~ | : (. ( \: T\ _ _ /T : ./ \ : T^T T-+-T T^T ;< \..`_ -+- _' ) ) . `--=.._____..=--'. ./ ( (( ) ( ) ( ) ( )> > \/^/) )) ( ( /(. )) ))._/(__))./ (_. ( _../ ( \)) ) \ ( / \. ./ || ..__:| _. \ | \__. ) | (/ /: :)) | \/ |( <.._ )| ) ) )) _./ | ) )) __ < | :( :)) .//( : : | (: < ): --: ^ \ )( )\/: / /_/ ) :._) : \..) (_.. .. : : : .( \..:.. ./__. ./ ^ ^ \^ ^ ^\/^ ^ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/thumbs-up.txt From - Sun Apr 6 01:20:51 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!worldnet.att.net!news.u.washington.edu!homer35.u.washington.edu!whatfer From: "J. Melusky" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Thumbs- Up Date: Wed, 2 Apr 1997 20:16:52 -0800 Organization: University of Washington Lines: 15 Message-ID: References: <3339CD93.739C@wctc.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: homer35.u.washington.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII NNTP-Posting-User: whatfer To: Nathan Cesal In-Reply-To: <3339CD93.739C@wctc.net> Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13665 On Wed, 26 Mar 1997, Nathan Cesal wrote: > I would like a Thumbs-up symbol, please. I won't tell you what my pathetic > try looked like. . . > I forgot who MF is but here ya go. bye, Jon _ ( | ___\ \ (__() `-| (___() | (__() | MF (_()__.--| hand File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/wolves.txt From - Wed Jan 1 18:38:33 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!worldnet.att.net!uunet!in3.uu.net!202.37.60.10!comp.vuw.ac.nz!news.hn.netlink.co.nz!tpNet!news From: "Paul Wilkins" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ:Wolves Date: 1 Jan 1997 02:57:05 GMT Organization: Disk Daemon Lines: 41 Message-ID: <01bbf78e$ce3c5de0$c8bc31ca@paul-disk> References: <32d247c9.22153470@news.ionsys.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: rdynam-01.tpnet.co.nz X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1155 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9547 DeathWulf WarpSpider wrote in article <32d247c9.22153470@news.ionsys.com>... > Hi, I would like a not too big picture of a wolf. (A plan to use it in > a sig). Thanks > > -DeathWulf WarpSpider > Shape Shyfter (Chaos Elemental) > deathwulf@hotmail.com > DC.!/W F DF++++ S--- H Cirid $--- A++++ M (D) FR-- L* Bfire/LiquidDark > Here's some you may be able to use.. .^\ /\ ". `\ `\ _,-~ ` `-. ,\ `. `-` `~-._ __ ) ,' .~v-v~' `: | ; `-.`. `. ,'~-.`^~^, ' `~~~ _ ___ #_~`--'__ `===-, `.`. `#.,// ,_\_\ ## #\ `__.__ `####\ ~~\ ,###'~ \##' "`-/")_.-'"``-._ . . `; -._ )-;-,_ (*_,)' _ )`-.\ ``-' _.- _..-_/ / ((.' ((,.-' ((,/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/violence.txt From - Sun Nov 24 03:15:04 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!nntp.zit.th-darmstadt.de!fu-berlin.de!banach.math.fu-berlin.DE!not-for-mail From: guckes@banach.math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Wanted: Hindenburg blimp Crashing and burning pict Date: 23 Nov 1996 13:35:33 GMT Organization: Freie Universitaet Berlin Lines: 25 Message-ID: References: <3294a372.58697884@news.mindspring.com> <5763gg$mqs@nntp4.u.washington.edu> Reply-To: guckes@math.fu-berlin.de NNTP-Posting-Host: banach.math.fu-berlin.de (160.45.40.62) X-Access: 16 17 19 X-Newsgroups: alt.fan.violence,alt.fan.peace X-Newsreader: slrn (0.9.0.0 (BETA) UNIX) tyoud (Tom Youderian): > . . /\_.----. > . : \_/ / / \ > Oh, the humanity! < < / / // /\ \o/ > .:>: .> >. :/*/:./.X__ | > --------------------:--:--**#:-<<:^/^<**#**#**:._/--------/->------ > Hrm doesnt look very much like the hindenburg (I thought it was a > beast thing chasing someone at first) but he says thats what it is. :)) Actually, it's a picture of VIOLENCE if you remove some of the characters: > kill /\_.----. > KILL! \_/ / / \ HELP! > argl / / \/ / \o/ > choke\ / / < / | > <:^/(_)=. -\_\------------/->------ > \ \ Can you see the EVIL HULK choking this innocent ASCII character? Oh, my! No wonder the little ASCII man is running away! Run, ASCII man, RUN! Don't do this at home, kids! Sven File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/tabletennis.txt From - Sun Nov 17 20:48:53 1996 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!uunet!in3.uu.net!comp.vuw.ac.nz!canterbury.ac.nz!southern.co.nz!not-for-mail From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Table Tennis Date: 17 Nov 1996 17:34:16 GMT Organization: Southern InterNet Services Lines: 42 Message-ID: <56niao$559@orm.southern.co.nz> NNTP-Posting-Host: kalessin.southern.co.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950621BETA PL0] Johan Lekberg wrote: > I modified the table tennis and came up with this one. > What about that one. > _____O/_______|'.___o~______o_O/ > . o/| |'. ' \ '. > '. / \ ' | |\ '. > '________________|________________' > Er...you are not allowed to stand on the table when playing table tennis ! o _ O .------\------. ,_O _ o' / \ |\ \ \ \ `o __|\___|_`------\------`__ /|____ / | | | | \ | | o . _______ _______ \_ 0 /______//______/| @_o /\_, /______//______/ /\ | \ | || | / | Leon Parnas O/ o~ o_O/ o/| _______|_______ \ / \ | | |\ -Vahl Scott Gordon- Bye, From - Mon Nov 25 01:39:33 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!uwm.edu!spool.mu.edu!munnari.OZ.AU!comp.vuw.ac.nz!canterbury.ac.nz!southern.co.nz!not-for-mail From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Newsgroups: rec.sport.table-tennis,alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Table Tennis clip art? Followup-To: alt.ascii-art Date: 24 Nov 1996 18:24:02 GMT Organization: Southern InterNet Services Lines: 113 Message-ID: <57a3s2$a1q@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <578me1$g9n@news.onramp.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: kalessin.southern.co.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950621BETA PL0] Xref: online.no rec.sport.table-tennis:2723 alt.ascii-art:7797 Eric Wheelock (saxon@onramp.net) wrote: >Anyone know where to obtain some Table Tennis clip art? ============ TABLE TENNIS ============ o _ O .------\------. ,_O _ o' / \ |\ \ \ \ `o __|\___|_`------\------`__ /|____ / | | | | \ | | o . _______ _______ \_ 0 /______//______/| @_o /\_, /______//______/ /\ | \ | || | / | Leon Parnas O/ o~ o_O/ o/| _______|_______ \ / \ | | |\ -Vahl Scott Gordon- _______ / | \ -Alexander Chien- ___/____|____\___ |_/_____|_____\_| University of Michigan Table Tennis Club / | \ / GO | BLUE! \ ------------------- ** * * * * * * ****** ** * ** -Gaetan Frenoy- ...... .::::::::. :::::::::::: :::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: `::::::::::` _ ! ! (_) ! ! ~~~ -cfbd- Short pips - Out ,,,,,, ;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;; _ ! ! (_) ! ! -cfbd- ~~~ Long pips - Out ,,,,,,,, ,$$$$$$$$$$, ,$$$$$$$$$$$$, $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ `$$$$$$$$$$` _ ! ! (_) ! ! ~~~ -cfbd- Expensive Rubber - Pips in. ,;;;!!!!!;;. :!!!!!!!!!!!!!!; :!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!; ;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!; ;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' ;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' :!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' ,!!!!!!!!!!!!!'' ,;!!!'''''''''' .!!!!' -cfbd- !!!!` Bye, File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/peace.txt From - Sat Mar 1 21:45:48 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!hermod.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!newsfeed.nacamar.de!news.nacamar.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!newsxfer.itd.umich.edu!uunet!in1.uu.net!198.82.160.249!solaris.cc.vt.edu!hp.fciencias.unam.mx!academ01.slp.itesm.mx!al283949 From: "Francisco Paz (Peace)" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: my first try! Date: Fri, 28 Feb 1997 10:43:49 -0600 Organization: A poorly-installed InterNetNews site Lines: 22 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: academ01.slp.itesm.mx Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12154 ..-~|~-.. .' | `. : | : : /|\ : `. / | \ .' ^.._|_..^ See ya'll ============================================================================== | ______ Sin dolor no te haces feliz ... | Francisco Paz De la Rosa | | | __ \.-----.---.-.-----.-----. | yourdream@geocities.com | | | __/| -__| __ | ___| -__|__ __ __ |http://www.geocities.com/Sunset| | |___| |_____|___._|_____|_____|__|__|__| | Strp/Alley/3963 | ============================================================================== | Hagamos el amor y no la guerra | | ------------------------------------ | YourDream =========================== Peace ============================ Falso File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/starwars.txt From - Sat Feb 22 22:49:18 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!news.flint.umich.edu!news.gmi.edu!msunews!harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au!news.uwa.edu.au!alpha8.curtin.edu.au!usenet From: edias@cc.curtin.edu.au Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: STAR WARS ascii Date: Sat, 22 Feb 97 08:57:25 +800 Organization: Curtin University Lines: 55 Message-ID: <5elg70$grl@alpha8.curtin.edu.au> NNTP-Posting-Host: alpha7.curtin.edu.au Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11935 Darth Vader. .-. |_:_| /(_Y_)\ ( \/M\/ ) '. _.'-/'-'\-'._ ': _/.--'[[[[]'--.\_ ': /_' : |::"| : '.\ ': // ./ |oUU| \.' :\ ': _:'..' \_|___|_/ : :| ':. .' |_[___]_| :.':\ [::\ | : | | : ; : \ '-' \/'.| |.' \ .;.' | |\_ \ '-' : | | \ \ .: : | | | \ | '. : \ | / \ :. .; | / | | :_ / : \\ | | | \: : \ | || / \ : : |: / |__| /| snd | : : :_/_: /'._\ '--|_\ /___.-/_|-' \ \ '-' A little R2D2 and princess Leia: .==. ()''()-. .---. :--: .' .'_____'. _..'. __'. |__ --==|'-''' \'...; [ ] :[| :---: |__| I=[| .' '. / / ___ | : '._ |-/.____.' : : : snd /___\ /___\ '-'._----' --- , , / \/ \ (/ //_ \_ .-._ \|| . \ \ '-._ _,:__.-"/---\_ \ ______/___ '. .--------------------'~-'--.)__( , )\ \ `'--.___ _\ / | Shanaka Dias ,' \)|\ `\| /_.-' _\ \ _:,_ Curtin University " || ( .'__ _.' \'-/,`-~` Western Australia |/ '. ___.> /=,| | / .-'/_ ) |email: edias@alpha1.curtin.edu.au| snd )' ( /(/ |_________________________________| \\ " '==' http:\\www.ece.curtin.edu.au\~shanaka File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/xmastree.txt From - Sun Nov 17 16:11:57 1996 Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Path: online.no!sn.no!news.good.net!news.good.net!news.sgi.com!howland.erols.net!netcom.com!bertino From: Dutch Dude Subject: [PIC] Xmas Tree Message-ID: Sender: bertino@netcom22.netcom.com Organization: Hogeschool Eindhoven Date: Fri, 15 Nov 1996 02:57:09 GMT Approved: bertino@netcom.com Lines: 110 Made by The Dutch Dude ### # # # ## ## ## ### #### ## # # ## ### ## # # # # # ## # ######## ## ** ## **** ****** ***** ####**** ## ##***** ## #**** # ##**** # ##***** *# ##******* *# ##****** *## #******** ***## ##********* ***####********* **************###** ***************######*** ***************# ##* ***************## #** ****** ******## #* *************## #* ###**********## #* #####*********## #* ## ##*********## ##** *# #**********#####**** *## #******************** **## #********************* *## #********************* *# #***** ************** **## ##******************** **#####********************* ***#********************** **************************** ***************####*********** ****************## ##************ *****************## ##************* *****************## ##************* ***************# #********** *************# #********* ***************## ##*********** ***************## ##********** *****************## ##************* *******************####****** ******* ************************************ *******####*************************** *******## ##************************** ****## #************************ ****# ##*********************** *****# #***************#####***** ******# #**************## ##**** ****# ##****** *******# #*** *****## #***************# #***** *********## ##**************## ##****** **********####***************## ##****** ****************************# ##**** ****************************## ##***** ***************************#######**** ***** ************************###******* ******************************************** ********************************************** *********************####************************ #####**************### ##********************#### ## ##*************## ##******************## ## # #*************# #*****************## ## ## #************## #*****************# # ## ##***********## #*****************# # ## #*************# #*****************# # ***# #*************# ##*****************## ## * *## ##*************### ##******************## ## **#####******* *******####********************###### ***###*****************************************####* **************************************************** ***************************************************** ****************************************************** *************************************#####************** *************************************## ##***** **** *** ************************************# #***** ******* **************###********** ******# #*********** ****** *******#####***************## ##*********** **************## ##**************## ##************ ****************# #***************# ##************** ** *************## #***************# #**************** *************## ##**************### ###********** *** *************## #*****************###************* **************# #********************************** **************## ##********************************** * * * *******#####***************************** *** * * ********#***************************** ************** MMMMMM *********** ** ** ***** MMMMMM *** * dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb -The Dutch Dude- dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/sworddagger.txt From - Wed Dec 18 22:50:45 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!news.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!uunet!in2.uu.net!204.238.120.21!jump.net!grunt.dejanews.com Date: Tue, 17 Dec 1996 19:41:03 -0600 From: suzi@centrenet.on.ca Subject: a sword/dagger/whatever... Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Message-ID: <850872366.16585@dejanews.com> Organization: Deja News Usenet Posting Service X-Article-Creation-Date: Wed Dec 18 01:33:23 1996 GMT X-Originating-IP-Addr: 207.176.130.147 () X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/3.0Gold (Macintosh; I; PPC) X-Authenticated-Sender: suzi@centrenet.on.ca Lines: 29 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9014 /\ / \ | | | | | |Ý | | |Ý | | |Ý | | |Ý | | |Ý | | |Ý | | |Ý | | |Ý | | | [-------] { } { } { } - - Ý U So this is my first ascii drawing..... Suzi! suzi@centrenet.on.ca http://user.centrenet.on.ca/suzi/ http://www.angelfire.com/ok/mydirect/index.html http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/7303/index1.html -------------------==== Posted via Deja News ====----------------------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Post to Usenet File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/syringe.txt From - Tue Jan 7 07:52:39 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!cs.utexas.edu!usc!newshub.cts.com!narwhal.maximumaccess.com!tnlhub!marcia.chabert From: marcia.chabert@tnlhub.maximumaccess.com (Marcia Chabert) Date: 05 Jan 97 16:48:41 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: What do you think? Message-ID: <41e_9701051821@tnlhub.maximumaccess.com> Organization: TNL Online! uucp HUB Lines: 26 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9797 |________|___________________|_ | | | | | | | | | | | | |________________ |________|___________________|_| , | | | , My very first ascii :))) Not pretty, but I think it is not ugly also.. :) Anyone who can send me a better one? :) THANX!!! Marcia Tijuana, Baja California Mexico ... Unidos podremos construir la PAZ del Mundo entero -- |Fidonet: Marcia Chabert 1:202/707.1 |Internet: marcia.chabert@tnlhub.maximumaccess.com | | Standard disclaimer: The views of this user are strictly his own. File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/s-shield.txt From - Sat Jan 25 12:05:50 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!cs.utexas.edu!usc!newshub.cts.com!narwhal.maximumaccess.com!tnlhub!marcia.chabert From: marcia.chabert@tnlhub.maximumaccess.com (Marcia Chabert) Date: 24 Jan 97 00:40:57 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: SuperMan S-Sheild & Bruins Logo Message-ID: <8a4_9701241342@tnlhub.maximumaccess.com> References: <5bhoag$ki$2@canopus.cc.umanitoba.ca> X-FTN-To: Joseph Allan Smith Organization: TNL Online! uucp HUB Lines: 39 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:10598 -=> Quoting Joseph Allan Smith to All <=- JAS> Hi Guys, I'm looking for some ascii drawings of the Superman S-shield, JAS> and Boston Bruins Logo, Both to be Sig Size if Possible. Thanks _____________________________________________ //:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\\ //:::_______:::::::::________::::::::::_____:::::::\\ //:::_/ _-"":::_--""" """--_::::\_ ):::::::::\\ //:::/ /:::::_" "-_:::\/:::::|^\:::\\ //:::/ /~::::::I__ \:::::::::| \:::\\ \\:::\ (::::::::::""""---___________ "--------" /:::// \\:::\ |::::::::::::::::::::::::::::""""==____ /:::// \\:::"\/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ /~:::// \\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::)/~:::// \\::::\""""""------_____:::::::::::::::::::::::// \\:::"\ """""-----_____::::::// \\:::"\ __----__ ):::// \\:::"\/~::::::::~\_ __/~::// \\::::::::::::::::""----"""::::// \\:::::::::::::::::::::::::// \\:::\^""--._.--""^/:::// \\::"\ /"::// \\::"\ /"::// \\::"\_/"::// \\:::::// \\_// " ... I was seduced by the chocolate side of the force *:) -- |Fidonet: Marcia Chabert 1:202/707.1 |Internet: marcia.chabert@tnlhub.maximumaccess.com | | Standard disclaimer: The views of this user are strictly his own. File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/var9enex.txt From - Wed Dec 18 22:50:06 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!EU.net!Norway.EU.net!infolink!enex From: enex@infolink.no (Einar Forselv) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: AscII Message-ID: Date: Wed, 18 Dec 1996 01:10:45 +0100 Reply-To: enex@infolink.no Organization: InfoLink Datatjenester AS X-Mailer: MBIN v0.96.15 - MBBS email/news gateway Lines: 114 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9007 Here's some asciis I made yesterday... Just for fun. :) X .> <. > . < < . . > .>. . <. <. . .> --- - EneX 96 * ) ( )=-=( x (_____) x ) ( (_____) ) ( _/ o \__(_____)__/ o \_ / - - | | - - \ | | | | + O O | - - | O O + | | - - | | - EneX 96 `--------`-----¯--------¯ _____ (__|__) Drug - EneX 96 ## >^^< / \ ( ) | ---- | )Rignes( ) ---- ( ) ( | | (______) - EneX 96 __________________ | | |#| | | Desert | | | | Dream | | | | I | | | |_____________| | | | | .-------.... | | | ## | . | | | ## | . | \___|_______|____| - EneX 96 /\/\/\/\ | | | O o | o| < |O | \____/ | \________/ - EneX 96 )()()()( Ø---| - - |---> ( x x ) + ) + | | \ Q / \__/ - EneX 96 ..+.. .%#%#%#%#%. .#¯ ¯#. #| _ _ |# *|-[o]-[o]-|* O+ 7 +o | . . . .| |. . O . | \_______/ - EneX 96 _77777_ / _ _ \ |-|_|-|_|-| „| ^ |„ { `---- } | | - EneX 96 `-------¯ ___________________ <@|___________________|X] -- ,_____,_____, 6 __ T\ :. .^\,_/_\_I_ Enex/Contraz - A123oT I ^T=====;=====T /| Amiga Coder I I _|_| enex@infolink.no -- File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/recipeforahappylife.txt Subject: Recipe Date: Mon, 23 Sep 1996 09:27:50 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART _ _ * R E C I P E F O R A H A P P Y L I F E * _ _ ( \/ ) ( \/ ) \ / | /) \ / \/ TAKE | /_ WHOLE MONTHS, \/ CLEAN THEM THOROUGHLY OF ALL BITTERNESS, RUMORS, HATE, AND JEALOUSY; IN OTHER WORDS, MAKE THEM AS FRESH AND AS CLEAN AS POSSIBLE. ____________ _____________ (____________;=============\ `^^^^^^^^^^^^` NOW CUT EACH MONTH INTO 28, 30, OR 31 DIFFERENT PARTS-- BUT DON'T MAKE UP THE WHOLE BATCH AT ONCE... INSTEAD PREPARE IT ***ONE DAY*** AT A TIME. MIX WELL EACH DAY: .-. .-----------------. (( )) ONE PART OF FAITH, :._________________.: \ / | | | ONE OF PATIENCE, | | | | | | ONE OF COURAGE, \ / | `._____________.' | ONE OF WORK, ADD ONE PART EACH OF HOPE, FAITHFULNESS, GENEROSITY, AND KINDNESS; __ (__) BLEND WITH: .:::. || .:::. [| G | || ONE PART PRAYER, [| | .:::. | D | #-/__\ | P | [| | `---' | | ONE PART MEDITATION, `---' | M | | | `---' (@)(@) AND ONE GOOD DEED. ` ' SEASON THE WHOLE WITH A DASH OF GOOD SPIRIT, A SPRINKLE OF FUN, A PINCH OF PLAY, AND A CUPFUL OF GOOD HUMOR. ._ _____,_ POUR ALL OF THIS INTO A VESSEL OF LOVE. \` =|D) T =|^ COOK THOROUGHLY OVER RADIANT JOY `-----' ( ) GARNISH WITH SMILES ____________.---(----. `----------|`--------'| AND SERVE WITH QUIETNESS, | | | | UNSELFISHNESS, AND CHEERFULNESS `--------' AND YOU ARE BOUND TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE. (artwork by j.stark) ~ Proverbs 3:6 ~ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/xmasfrog.txt M E R R Y "C R O A K" M A S ! _..------.._ .-" ". .' \ ' .''. / / \ '..' '. \/ /---.----.--.---.-( \ '.()o { } | ____ "" {____.-._____.-.____}\ | ____ / `"=._ _/ (o ) (o ) \_ `\ |_ _.="` \ | "=. /' '-'_,-,_'-' `\ / \ .=" | | ". ". | '. _."_.-._"._ .' |\__/" ." | ". ". ". \ `"-.~._^_.~.-"` / ." ." ." ". ". ". `--._ `-.~.-` _.--` ." ." ." "=._ ". "=./ `._ _.` \.=" ." _.=" "=._ "._ / `"""""` \ _." _.=" "=. "-. : : .-" .=" ". "| Y Y |" ." _.="` _\ \ / /_ `"=._ _.-"""``""` _.-"`__\ \-.____.-/ /__`"-._ `""``"""-._ .-'.-' _.-'_.-"`jgs.' .' .'\ \ / /'. '._'. `"-._'-._'-.'-. `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` `"` File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/napqueenstory.txt From - Mon Feb 10 07:55:48 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!newsfeed.internetmci.com!netnews.nwnet.net!news.u.washington.edu!homer05.u.washington.edu!whatfer From: "J. Melusky" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Nap Queen Story (Art By Joan Stark) Date: Sun, 9 Feb 1997 16:03:42 -0800 Organization: University of Washington Lines: 221 Message-ID: References: <5dd4bm$md2@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> NNTP-Posting-Host: homer05.u.washington.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII NNTP-Posting-User: whatfer In-Reply-To: <5dd4bm$md2@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11350 ________) ___ _____) ______ !_ (--| (--|\ | (--/ \ |*~=-., ||_ _ | \ | _ _ | | _ _ ,_ |_,-'` __|| |(/_ __| \| (_||_) \___/\ |_|(/_(/_| | | ( ( __| \__, | ( /^\ !_ / \ by: Jon Melusky |*`~-., /, \ |.-~^` /#" \ | _/##_ _ \_ Art by _ _| _ _ _ [ ]_[ ]_[ ]_[ ] [ ]_[ ]_[ ]_[ ]_[ ] |_=_-=_ - =_| Jon Melusky !_ |_=_ =-_-_ = =_| !_ |=_= - | |*`--,_- _ | |*`~-.,= [] | & |.-'|= [] | !_ |_.-"`_- | | |_=- - | |*`~-., | |=_- | Joan Stark /^\ |=_= - | |_,-~` /^\ |_ - =[] | _ / \_|_=- _ _ _| _| _ / \|=_- | [ ]/, \[ ]_[ ]_[ ]_[ ]_[ ]_[ ]_/, \[ ]=- | |/#" \_=-___=__=__- =-_ -=_ /#" \| _ [] | _/##_ _ \_-_ = _____ _/##_ _ \_ - |\ [ ]_[ ]_[ ]_[ ]=_0~{_ _ _}~0 [ ]_[ ]_[ ]_[ ]=- | \ |_=__-_=-_ =_|-=_ | , | |_=-___-_ =-__|_ | \ | _- =- |-_ | ((* | |= _= | - |___\ |= -_= |= _ | ` | |_-=_ |=_ |/+\| | =_ - |_ = _ `-.-` | =_ = = |=_- ||+|| |-_=- _ |=_ = |=_= -_ | = ||+|| |=_- /+\ | -= |_=- /+\ |=_ |^^^| |=_ |+|+| |= - -_,--,_ |_= |+|+| | -_ |= | | -|+|+| |-_= / | | \ |=_ |+|+| |-=_ |_-/ _____~%___ |=_=|+|+| | =_= | | | | |_- |+|+| |_ = |=/ (\....\|...\ | _ ^^^^^ |= - | | <&> |=_=^^^^^ |_=- |/ |*\....\...*| |=_ = | =_-_| | | | | =_ | -_ | |..\....\...| |_=-_ |=_= | | | | |=_= |=- |jgs |...\....\..|`^`^`^^^^`^`^^`^`^`^^^""""""""^`^^``^^`^^`^^`^`^``^`^`` |....\....\.| `\___|\____\| othing gained and nothing lost was the __ writing on the bed. (__) [] It had been there since before she was born. [] The whisper cursive was daintily .------, [] engraved in to the _( )[] steel bed. .'`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^))\`.----'`[] { ~ - ~~ ~ ~ - ~~ - ~ - (( | | [] She looked at the { )) | | [] words until a { ((__|_|-----[] passing relative { )) [] questioned her about `~~~[]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'-' [] wasting time. (__) (__) "Ehhhhhhh, Erin." reproached the unnumbered cousin. Erin pivoted rigidly and mentally numbered that face #34.4 and left the room with swishing socks. Cousin #34.4 had a longer name but Erin had such pull with the King that all cousins were to be named "Hey You." Secretly all the kin knew that Queen Erin wanted them to have numbers for names but the King traded a bowl of oatmeal and two hot teas in exchange for leniency. .---------------. ) ( :.@@%%%%@@%%%%@@@.: ( ) | ````````````` | ._____,_ ._____._ | | | |D) | |D) \ / | |' | |' `.___________.' '-----' '-----' The quote on the perfectly powerful steel bed was widely modified in that year 8734.25 (Lack of Leniency .25). _, _, [[You see Dear Reader, that the years used to be counted using \ \ \ \ nondecimals but that was before you arrived. Also steel beds \ \ \ \ and socks were not in vogue before 8734. So basically you )<) )<) are guessing where the plot is going? Well, please don't. /_/ /_/ I am not a lenient narrator and wish you to be still in '-' '-' that area of your brain. Thank you.]] So the queen swished out into the hallway and bumped w*W*W*W*w into a sculpture of the king. Luckily the sculpture \"."."/ was not in any sword fighting pose so she was not //`\\ injured. Luckily she had bumped into it before so (/a a\) she knew how to do the back flip required. Luckily (\_-_/) the sculpture was not currently being cleaned at that .-~'='~-. moment or the queen would've surely frightened the /`~`"Y"`~`\ zinglezongas out of the cleaning people. As it was the flip was flawless and the post-comment was downright illegal! The cleaning people were in the queen's mind also. No one had heard her request. A rogue tear broke out of prison and she calmly put the tear on the sculpture. As the queen swished like sand into the next hallway, the tear slid down the face on the kingly steel and landed on the steel book in its lap. _ /_/_ .'''. =O(_)))) ...' `. \_\ `. .'''._.' `--' Zooming close, a bee investigates the noise of water dripping. The bee has not drank water in 2 days of being stuck in the castle. The Leniency Age has not been good to the insect world. This bee drinks the tear gladly and is renewed with hope. Ever since bees and bugs of all sorts have been relegated to gardens only, have the bees gained in the magical power to rival royalty. In fact this bee sort of became sentient after drinking the salty reservoir. _ ___ [[Dear Reader, yes of course this is a coincidence that I \.\'.\ happened to be writing this story close enough to the \'\.'\ queen without her seeing me. You see I am that bee. \.\:/_// Now I am older and would like to complete this chapter {{{{{(__(") of my memoirs. Now if you don't mind, I'll continue. `~~~~ >>>^ Of course you don't mind because I can read minds as you have already guessed. You are a good guesser, aren't you? But not good enough to know where this story is going, unless this isn't the first time you're reading this. Ohhhh bother! Back to the story!]] So the young fasting bee is recharged and charges after the queen. She makes a beeline for the garden and tweaks her ankle on a root. The gardener sees the poetic front roll and kip up. The gardener yawns and clips a vine in a merciful way. She sort of hoped she might be the first to see the queen fall and bonk her skull. The only person that ever had a chance to be lenient to her majesty, was the king. A promotion would look mighty fine since she was low on the list. _ _(_)_ wWWWw _ @@@@ (_)@(_) vVVVv _ @@@@ (___) _(_)_ @@()@@ wWWWw (_)\ (___) _(_)_ @@()@@ Y (_)@(_) @@@@ (___) `|/ Y (_)@(_) @@@@ \|/ (_)\ / Y \| \|/ /(_) \| |/ | \ | \ |/ | / \ | / \|/ |/ \| \|/ jgs \\|// \\|/// \\\|//\\\|/// \|/// \\\|// \\|// \\\|// ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ They both started to chat and the queen gave 7.71 lenient comments and Fen, the gardener gave 0.1 lenient comments. At the end of the chat, Fen got promoted up two steps in the gardening ladder. Fen was so happy! Now she would get a 4 PINECONE patch! Fen had tilted her head just right and seen a tear tracer line on the queen's cheerful cheek. Fen had made the most lenient badinage she could muster. Erin took it well and had Fen wash her clothes in the brook nearby. Fen was in total awe and joy .\^/. as the queen waded to the pool upstream. The wind slowly increased . |`|/| . as Fen was about done. Most of the queen's clothes were |\|\|'|/| orange and then more orange leaves began to tumble and .--'-\`|/-''--. flip down. One small maple leaf rested on Erin's cheek. \`-._\|./.-'/ She moved the leaf over to the shoulder and wished >`-._|/.-'< for an organic tattoo to form there. Another leaf landed `~|/~~|~~\|~' on her thigh. She wished for a tattoo there also. The /_\ queen dreamt about the economic impact of organic tattoos for her realm. The idea was fluttering as she fluttered six laps in the pool. The queen knew she had cried because she had made naps unlawful. In haste ( she had created that bill and the king co-signed it when he was (_) under a daze of overwork. She tried to create an antilaw later but didn't want to admit foolishness while she was in charge ) of the Military Summit. She hated wasting paper also but maybe (_) this would be the exception of the year. ) Fen stared at the stream for a good twenty minutes solid. (_) She was watching for the tears of a queen. They were in microscopic amounts but they were there! Fen drank from the water like she always did but in her heart she would rename ( the stream "Queen's Tears" only at the queen's eulogy. (_) She rose and placed the final clothes on the line and went to study her new job responsibilities. She wanted to see Queen Erin clean of passed tears so she walked past the ( quiet pool and saw leaves on a napping queen. Fen fainted and (_) bonked her skull on a root. When the fuzzy vision became less so, Fen saw and heard a man singing over her. He was sewing also. She said, "Huh?" He said, "I am sewing a 12 PINE CONE patch to your gown." Fen rolled her eyes and whispered, "I need a wish." The man named Bog, who was also a 12 PINE CONE patch person, smiled and whispered, "The wishing bee is buzzing in your ear and waiting for you to whisper the words." // The King Ryan and Queen Erin came into view and _// Fen wanted to be a rabbit and burrow into the (')---. fur protection of a warren! _/-_( )o "Ummmm, I wish we could all live happily ever after." "Great wish", grinned the bee and so it was that organic tattoos were always worn by the queen and the economic windfall of tattoos was balanced by the loss of gardening confidence with other countries. ~Finis~ * /|\ \|/ .' * '. * * .' * '. * * |\ / \' / \ '/ \ /' | \ / \ / \ / \ / ' | \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ ' | \/ \/ \/ \/ ' |___________________________________* |_________________________________| |_________________________________| | | * * * * * * * Crown of Queen Erin & King Ryan. Made by Jon Melusky. Comments can be sent to whatfer@u.washington.edu File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/skyline.txt Subject: Re: Skyline Date: Fri, 22 Nov 1996 10:57:00 GMT From: Mike Bell Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      Organization: Pharoh On-Line Service To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART . | . | ___!__ |||||| . $$$$$$ |||||| | $$$$$$ |||||| @@@ $$$$$$ ||||||$$$$$ . . $$$$$$ ||||||$$$$$ | | ######### ||||||$$$$$ ||| ||| ######### ||||||$$$$$ ||| ||||| ######### ||||||$$$$$ ||| ||||||| #####MMMMMMMMMMMMM$$$ ||||| |||||||######MMMMMMMMMMMMM$$$ ||||| |||||||#####MMMMMMMMMMMMMM$$$ ||||| . . ||||||||#####NNNNNNNNMMMMMM$$$ ||||| II II ||||||||##$$$NNNNNNNNMMMMMM$$$ ||||| .II. .II. |||||||||##$$$NNNNNNNNMMMMMM$$$ ||||| .' II `. .` II |||||||||##$$$NNNNNNNNMMMMMM$$$ ||||| .' II `...........' 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THE HILL ./@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\. ./@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\. ./@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\. ./@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ mBb 10/96 @@@@@@@@@@\. ./@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ mike.bell@pharoh.uu.holonet.net File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/pig.txt From - Wed Apr 16 20:03:34 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!newsfeed.nacamar.de!news.apfel.de!news-fra1.dfn.de!news-ge.switch.ch!serra.unipi.it!news.caspur.it!news.flashnet.it!usenet From: morfina@geocities.com (Morfina!!) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Desparately seeking PIG or PIGGLET Date: Mon, 14 Apr 1997 09:57:11 GMT Organization: Flashnet Lines: 20 Message-ID: <3351e8be.22625733@news.flashnet.it> Reply-To: morfina@geocities.com NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp-150.flashnet.it Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Newsreader: Forte Agent .99g/32.339 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14161 BabySpider writes: >anyone provide me with a pig? >Oink! Oink! '.___ _____.' \' ,.__,. '-..'- \-----. (oo * ) # ',)' U'. ( ./ || )--.| ) mrf,;,,' ,',,' Can't make better... *sorry!* :) #================================================>> http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/4149 HP BARMARIO: http://www.globenet.it/barmario _,..,_ | | _ _ __*| | | ,' /\"/\ >> /|/|(_)|_) |_ ||\| /| / / << /.__,-.",^y^." / ' | | \,| |' |/-+--/-/- '.___.'.oO.Oo morfina@geocities.com | . . #=mrf==================>> ~La vita Ë adesso~ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/parrotsmall.txt From - Tue Jan 7 07:53:15 1997 From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: small parrot art... please??? Date: 6 Jan 1997 22:11:45 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 39 Message-ID: <19970106220200.RAA07958@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <5apovc$uis@camel2.mindspring.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.cybernet.dk!news.algonet.se!hammer.uoregon.edu!hunter.premier.net!feed1.news.erols.com!news.idt.net!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!worldnet.att.net!uunet!in2.uu.net!152.163.170.17!newstf01.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9803 In article <5apovc$uis@camel2.mindspring.com>, mayag@bham.mindspring.com (Maya Goodson) writes: >I really could use some not too big parrot ascii art... Anyone have >such?? Thanks! recently made (like about 5 minutes ago!) well, actually I had the head made and on my homepage (email stamp section)... __,---. /__|o\ ) `-\ / / ,) (, // \\ {( )} =======""===""=============== jgs ||||| ||| | and another little bird... from close to the same "mold": .--. / 6_6 \ (__\ // \\ (( )) =======""===""=============== jgs ||| ||| '|' ' -joan -- _______________________________ (_ punk1111@juno.com (\_/) , __________________________)tark, joan =(^Y^)= ) ASCII art: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ (m___m)_/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/thetick.txt From - Fri Nov 22 17:40:27 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!eru.mt.luth.se!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!dciteleport.com!feed1.news.erols.com!uunet!in2.uu.net!netnews.nwnet.net!news.u.washington.edu!homer25.u.washington.edu!whatfer From: "J. Melusky" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: THE TICK Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 16:03:47 -0800 Organization: University of Washington Lines: 47 Message-ID: References: <55sfct$ncc@news.sas.ab.ca> <6KvRffxMocB@p0000069.tindrum.oche.de> <56o6kh$fti@freenet-news.carleton.ca> NNTP-Posting-Host: homer25.u.washington.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII NNTP-Posting-User: whatfer To: "Lisa M. 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CHecK thIS oUT! http://staff.feldberg.brandeis.edu/~progrmer/karyn aLSo SEe mY pAGe o LeTtErMAn LiNkS & rED SoX shRIne File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/middlefinger.txt From - Tue Dec 10 07:08:37 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!torn!nott!cunews!freenet-news.carleton.ca!FreeNet.Carleton.CA!au930 From: au930@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Leslie Haire) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: The finger Date: 10 Dec 1996 00:04:22 GMT Organization: The National Capital FreeNet Lines: 152 Message-ID: <58i9e6$at4@freenet-news.carleton.ca> References: Reply-To: au930@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Leslie Haire) NNTP-Posting-Host: freenet3.carleton.ca X-Given-Sender: au930@freenet3.carleton.ca (Leslie Haire) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8626 Hopeless Romantic (urenaka@HUGSE1.HARVARD.EDU) writes: > I want to curse someone out without words so does anyone have the middle > finger ascii. Please send it to me ASAP. 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(, / _ _ // _ uo905@freenet.victoria.bc.ca \ ,,, / _(/_/_)_(/__(__(/_ curley@freenet.vancouver.bc.ca (o o) (_____)--------------- Victoria,British Columbia,Canada ------ooO-(_)-Ooo--- File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/sails.txt From - Sat Jan 4 16:28:08 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-lond.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Ships! Date: 4 Jan 1997 06:57:28 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 40 Message-ID: <19970104065500.BAA11065@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9693 ~; ,/|\, ,/' |\ \, ,/' | | \ ,/' | | | ,/' |/ | ,/__________|-----' , ___.....-----''-----/ jgs \ / ~~-~^~^~`~^~`~^^~^~-^~^~^~-~^~^ ~-^~^-`~^~-^~^`^~^-^~^`^~^-~^ ;~ ./|\. ./ /| `\. / | | `\. | | | `\. | \| `\. . `----|__________\. \-----''----.....___ jgs \ ""/ ~^~^~^~^~^`~^~^`^~^~^`^~^~^ ~^~^~`~~^~^`~^~^~`~~^~^~ -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/musicalinstruments2.txt From - Tue Feb 11 07:43:27 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-feed2.bbnplanet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!rill.news.pipex.net!pipex!uunet!in2.uu.net!142.77.1.4!news.uunet.ca!news.on.rogers.wave.ca!n4tor.istar!news3.idirect.com!oasis.idirect.com!envoynet19.idirect.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca (llizard) Subject: Re: Musical Instruments Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=US-ASCII MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.8 (x86 32bit) X-Newsmaster: Laszlo Herczeg (las@idirect.com) Lines: 110 X-Client-Port: 2043 Message-ID: <32ffe642.0@oasis.idirect.com> References: <32FBA351.434D@cpicorp.com> <32fc87d0.0@oasis.idirect.com> X-Nntp-Posting-Host: oasis.idirect.com Date: 11 Feb 97 03:24:39 UTC Lines: 110 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11419 In article <32fc87d0.0@oasis.idirect.com>, cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca says... > >In article <32FBA351.434D@cpicorp.com>, jenn@cpicorp.com says... >> >>I'm looking for nice, small, musically oriented ascii art (ie: musical >>instruments..notes...etc.). If you have anything I could use, please >>email it to me privately. jenn@cpicorp.com >> >>Thank you. >> >>Jenn I've gotten carried away. Here are more instrumentalists. (Please leave my initials on the drawings.) flute player: ___0~ \_|_/ \ \/ _|_|_|_ | ejm 97 |, / \ | \ \ /|\ ~ ~ viola player: ==0 / /_@@-#= \_|_/ | \/ _|_|_|_ ejm 97 / \ |, / / | ~ ~ /|\ violin player: 0 / /_oo-#= \_|_/ | \/ _|_|_|_ ejm 97 |\ |, / \ | ~ ~ /|\ piano player: _____ | | \ | | \ | | \___ | | \ | | \ 0 _|_|___________| /\/ /____|____________) . / \_|__________________| |/__ | )( )( | |\\ :| )( ejm 97 )( flute quartet: ~~0 / Q @ /_oo-#= \_|_/ _|/_ .| \/ _|_|_|_ \_|_/ /( )_\ ||__ |, _|_|_|_ ;/_)_(_ ___0 | |\\ /|\ |, _( ) |0== \ \/ /|\ / / / =#-@@| .| _/ \_ \/ |. ||__ |, ejm 97 |, __|| | |\\ /|\ /|\ //| | piano quintet: _____ | | \ | | \ | | \___ | | \ | | \ 0 __|_|___________| /\/ /____|____________) . / \_|_~~0 /____________| Q @ |/__ | /_oo-#= )( _|/_ | |\\ :| .| \/ \_|_/ )( /( )_\ ||__ _|_|_|_ \_|_/ ;/_)_(_ 0 / | |\\ |, _|_|_|_ _( ) |0== /_oo-#= /|\ |, / / =#-@@| .| \/ _/ /|\ \_ \/ |. ||__ |, ejm 97 |, __|| | |\\ /|\ /|\ //| | NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- -#----- / ,^/^%--- < / \ the ultimate viola joke: < @@-'#= llizard playing the Walton < \/ ejm97 < < < cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca ^' " File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/metropol.txt Subject: Metropol.ent Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 20:58:05 -0500 (EST) From: CPL_DIAL01@FRONT1.cpl.org To: ekveland@online.no >From the ASCII Art USENET News Group From: stock@fwi.uva.nl (Lennert Stock) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: LINE: Isometric Cities - Metropolia Date: 10 May 1994 16:31:05 GMT Organization: FWI, University of Amsterdam Lines: 61 Distribution: world Message-ID: <2qocs9$sug@hermes.fwi.uva.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: gene.fwi.uva.nl Status: RO I s o m e t r i c C i t i e s - M e t r o p o l i a ------------------------------------------------------- ________ _______ /\ \ \ \/_______/ ______/\ \ /\ \/ /\ \/ /\ \_____________ /\ \ \ \/______ / /\ /:\\ \ ::\ /::\ /::\ /____ ____ __ /\ \ \ \/_______/ /:\\ /:\:\\______\::/ \::/ \::/// / / // /\ \ \ \/_______/ _/____\/:\:\:/_____ / / /\ \/ /\ \///___/ /___//___ _____/___ \ \/_______/ /\::::::\\:\:/_____ / \ /::\ /::\ /____ ____ ____ \ \/_______/ /:\\::::::\\:/_____ / \\::/ \::/// / / / / / \/_______/ /:\:\\______\/______/_____\\/ /\ \///___/ /___/ /_____ \ \______/ /:\:\:/_____:/\ \ ___ / /::\ /____ ____ _/\:::: \\__________\____/ /:\:\:/_____:/:\\ \__ /_______/____/_/___/_ / \::: //__________/___/ _/____:/_____:/:\:\\______\ / /\ /\:: ///\ \/ /\ .----.\___:/:\:\:/_____ // \ / \/ \: ///\\ \ /::\\ \_\ \\_:/:\:\:/_____ //:\ \ /\ /\ /\ //:/\\ \//\::\\ \ \ \\/:\:\:/_____ //:::\ \ / \/ \/+/ /:/:/\\_________/:\/:::\`----' \\:\:/_____ //o:/\:\ \_____________/\ /\ / / :/:/://________//\::/\::\_______\\:/_____ ///\_\ \:\/____________/ \/ \/+/\ /:/:///_/_/_/_/:\/::\ \:/__ __ /:/_____ ///\//\\/:/ _____ ____/\ /\ / / \ :/:///_/_/_/_//\::/\:\///_/ /_//:/______/_/ :~\/::/ /____/ /___/ \/ \/+/\ / /:///_/_/_/_/:\/::\ \:/__ __ /:/____/\ / \\:\/:/ _____ ____/\ /\ / / \/ :///_/_/_/_//\::/\:\///_/ /_//:/____/\:\____\\::/ /____/ /___/ \/ \/+/\ /\ ///_/_/_/_/:\/::\ \:/__ __ /:/____/\:\/____/\\/____________/\ /\ / / \/ \ //_/_/_/_//\::/\:\///_/ /_//::::::/\:\/____/ /----/----/--/ \/ \/+/\ /\ / /_/_/_/_/:\/::\ \:/__ __ /\:::::/\:\/____/ \/____/____/__/\ /\ / / \/ \/_ _/_/_/_//\::/\:\///_/ /_//\:\::::\:\/____/ \_____________/ \/ \/+/\ /\ / /_/_/_/:\/::\ \:/__ __ /\:\:\::::\/____/ \ _ _ _ _ _ /\ /\ / / \/ \/___ _/_/_//\::/\:\///_/ /_//\:\:\:\ \_________/ \/ \/+/\ /\ / / /_/_/:\/::\ \:/__ __ /\:\:\:\:\______________\ /\ /\ / / \/ \/___/_ _/_//\::/\:\///_/ /_//::\:\:\:\/______________/ / \/ \/+/\ /\ / / /_/:\/::\ \:/__ __ /::::\:\:\/______________/\ /\ /\ / / \/ \/___/___ _//\::/\:\///_/ /_//:\::::\:\/______________/ \ / \/ \/+/\ /\ / / / /:\/::\ \:/__ __ /:\:\::::\/______________/ \ /\ /\ / / \/ \/___/___/ /\::/\:\///_/ /_//:\:\:\ \ \/\\\/+/\ /\ / / /+/ \/::\ \:/__ __ /:\:\:\:\_________________________\ ///\\\/ \/ \/___/___/ /_ ::/\:\///_/ /_//:\:\:\:\/_________________________////::\\\ /\ / / /+/ ::\ \:/__ __ /:\:\:\:\/_________________________/:\/____\\\/ \/___/___/ /___ /\:\///_/ /_//:\:\:\:\/_________________________/:::\ /\/\ / / /+/ / \ \:/__ __ /:\:\:\:\/_________________________/:::::\ /// \/___/___/ /___/_ :\///_/ /_//:\:\:\:\/_________________________/:\:::::\///\ / / __________ \:/__ __ /:\:\:\:\/_________________________/:::\:::::\/ \/___/__/\ ///_/ /_//:\:\:\:\/_________________________/:\:::\:::::\ / / /::\ /__ __ /\::\:\:\/_________________________/_____::\:::::\/___/__/:/\:\ /_/ /_//::\::\:\/_____________________/\/_/_/_/_/\ \ /::\ \:\ _ __ /:\::\:8\/_____________________/\/\ /\_\\/\ \ 8 /:/\:\ \:\ / /_//\ \|______________________//\\/\::\/__\\/\ \|______/::\ \:\ \:\ __ / \ \ /:\/:\/\_______\/\ /:/\:\ \:\/::\ /_// 8 -8 -- -- -- -- //\::/\\/_/_/_/_/_/ -- --/::\ \:\ \::/\:\ _ / |\ \ |________________/:\/::\///__/ /__//_______/:/\:\ \:\/::\ \:\ __________\ \ //\::/\:/___ ___ / /::\ \:\ \::/\:\ \:\ ::::::::::\\ \ \ /:\/::\///__/ /__// /:/\:\ \:\/::\ \:\ \: ___________________________________ | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ l | |_|/_| || ||/_|< | > | () (_ |< l |___________________________________l ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Matrix entry: stock@fwi.uva.nl . 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'%%%%%%%%%%%%''''''%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%:'::::::::::' '''''''' .:%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%:' .:%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%:' .:%%%%/%%%%%%%%%%%%:' ':%/%%/%%%%%%:' ':/%%:' File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/the12days9.txt .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. _______) _______) ,__) ____, ____, (--||_, _ (--| _ | _ (--| \ _ , (--/ \ ,_, _|| |(/_ _|(_|_)(/_|\/(/_ _|_/(_|\|/_)_ \_/_|_ ( |__, ( ( ,__| ,__| ____,,__) ,__) (--/ `|_,,_' ,-|-,_,_, _ , / | || |/_)| | | |(_|/_) \__, |__, |__, On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Nine Ladies Dancing |~ () () 0` |~ () _/)(\_ () _/)(\_ 0` _/)(\_ /^^\ () _/)(\_ /""\ /~~\ /____\ _/)(\_ /``\ /____\ /____\ /""\ /____\ () () /____\ _/)(\_ () |~ _/)(\_ () /^^\ _/)(\_ 0` |~ /``\ _/)(\_ /____\ /~~\ 0` /____\ /~~\ /____\ /____\ Eight Maids A-Milking __.----. __.----. __.----. __.----.___ (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' ;--` `(uu)' _ `(dd)' _ `(gg)' _ `(vv)' _ | ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) | (o o) 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File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/signatures.txt Subject: Re: Signatures Date: Tue, 25 Mar 1997 10:19:01 -0800 From: Diane Wenner Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART On Tue, 25 Mar 1997, Bent Foss Pedersen wrote: > Hi everyone. > > Some years ago I stumbled over a collection of > tops and buttoms for signatures. > > For example a top could be > > \\\\\|///// > ( o o ) > -------------|-------oOOo-----(_)-----oOOo---------|----------------- > > and a buttom could be > > ---------------------------------Oooo-------------------------------- > oooO ( ) > ( ) ) / > \ ( (_/ > \_) > > To create your own signature, you would find a top and a > buttom and add your data between them. > > If someone could point me to where I could find this collection, > I would very much appreciate it. > I just read Dan's comment on "Spying at the Wall"; I don't think that is the file you want since, as Dan says, it's almost all tops. In addition, many are inappropriate to bottoms on at all. I have a few; here they are: \\\ <==< ( ____oOOo_\/_________ | | | | | | Space Cadet with A Cause | | |____________oOOo____| | || | |__||__| || || .ooO Ooo. \\\ <==< ( _________oOOo__\/_______________ | ___ | | Member //// /| Team | | ___ //// / | __ | | \\\X/// /~~||\/||| _ |\ | | \XXX/ / || |||__||~\ | | | | Mike Christy 310-927-5890 | |__________________oOOo__________| | || | |__||__| || || .ooO Ooo. ___ /oo\\ ( ( )\\ ___oOOo//o\\))______ | |||| | | Don't Follow Me | | I'm Lost! | |____________oOOo____| | || | |__||__| || || .ooO Ooo. ___ /oo\\ ( ( )\\ _______oOOo__//o\\))__oOOo______ | ||| | | ___::: | | Member //// /| Team | | ___ //// / | __ | | \\\X/// /~~||\/||| _ |\ | | \XXX/ / || |||__||~\ | | | | Mike Christy 310-927-5890 | | Animations & Graphics | |________________________________| |__||__| || || .ooO Ooo. ^^ cOOc ( ___oOOo_/o\___________ | ||| | | Pay No ::: Attention | | To A Man with A Sign!| |____________oOOo______| | || | |__||__| || || .ooO Ooo. ______________________ | | | ATTENTION!!! | | | | Pay No Attention To | | A Man With A Sign! | |_______oOO__OOo_______| |_|^^|_| | |OO| | | |( | | | /o\| | | ||| | | ::: | |______| | || | | || | |__||__| || || .ooO Ooo. __ __(__) OO ( ___oOOo_/o\_________ | ::: | | | | SAY WHAT? | Bearded Man with Sign | | & Sideways Hat |____________oOOo____| | || | |__||__| || || .ooO Ooo. \\|||// ( O O ) .---oOOo-(_)-oOOo----. | |"It's not what you say, it's just crap" |ghoti@earthlink.net | | | | oooO | '--( )---Oooo------' \ ( ( ) \_) ) / (_/ [NB: "ghoti" is the way George Bernard Shaw spelled "fish" when he was ridiculing the English language. He took the "gh" from "enough", the "o" from "women", and the "t" from "nation".] ___ __ _===_ // \\ (o o) (=\ /#) --------ooO---(_)--Ooo--------. \=\/=/ | Maistrelis Kostas | /=/\=\ | fm94@hol,gr | /=/ \=\ | cmaistr@teia.ariadne-t.gr | {=/ \=} |_____________________________| Join the Blue Ribbon < / \ > Anti-Censorship Campaign! (__) (__) http://www.eff.org/blueribbon.html xxx . ''''' (O O) ------------------oOO--------(_)------------------------------------- | Just an accident Kevin "Mindless" Wilson | | University of Abertay,Dundee | | waiting to happen ENSC2KJW@RIVER.TAY.AC.UK | ---------------------------------------OOo--------------------------- |__|__| || || ooO Ooo . www (o o) Emacs -- the choice of a GNU generation +---oOO--(_)--OOo----------+ +-------------------------+ | / / | | Herve' Benvel \ \ aaaaa.aaaaaa@aaaaa.aa | | aa aaa, rue Paul Doumer / / aaaaaa@aaaa.aaa.aa | | aaaaa aaaaaa, France \ \ | +--------------------------+ +-------------------------+ -- \\\|/// \\ - - // ( @ @ ) +-----------------------oOOo-(_)-oOOo-------------+ | Angelique L. Rutan (619) 658-2862 Work| | Qualcomm Inc. (619) 658-5450 Fax | | 10555 Sorrento Valley Rd. arutan@qualcomm.com | | San Diego Ca. 92129 http://www.qualcomm.com/ | +-------------------------------Oooo--------------+ oooO -- >\|/< /_"""_\ |(7) (7)| ------------------------oOOO--(_)--OOOo---------------------------- Peter Villadsen Tlf....: +45 99 36 71 25 Sonofon GSM....: +45 40 58 71 25 Skelagervej 1 FAX....: +45 99 36 79 89 9000 Aalborg .oooO Privat.: +45 98 31 35 21 Denmark ( .) Oooo. Email..: pvi@dmt.sonofon.dk --------------------------\.(----(. )----------------------------- \_) )./ (_/ -- ,,,, CU, Axel /'^'\ ( o o ) -oOOO--(_)--OOOo----------------------------------------------- .oooO Axel Beckert, http://fsinfo.cs.uni-sb.de/~abe ( ) Oooo. abe@cscip.uni-sb.de, axbe0000@stud.uni-sb.de ---\ (----( )------------------------------------------------ \_) ) / (_/ ____ | | __|__|_ njjjjjn (@ @) ---------------------------ooO--(_)--Ooo--------- ---------------------- .oooO Oooo. ---------------------------( )----( )------------------------------- \ ( ) / \_) (_/ //// (o -) ---------------------------ooO--(_)--Ooo--------------------------------- Craig Ridley 2nd Year Bachelor Engineering (Electronic)/Bachelor Computer Science. La Trobe University, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. E-Mail: cs717048@lux.latrobe.edu.au .oooO Oooo. ---------------------------( )----( )--------------------------------- \ ( ) / \_) (_/ ~__\/__ ~/ _ _ \~ ~|-(o)(o)-|~ #----------------.ooOO--oo--OOoo.-----------# # # # HANG 20 # # # #_________________________Oooo._____________# .oooO ( ) ( ) ) / \ ( (_/ \_) Hope these help. Diane -- ______________________________________________________________ | .,,,. | | Diane Wenner Silicon Valley (?~~~?) | | California USA ))(@ @()) | | (() ^ ((( | |__Anything is possible if you have enough cache!_____\~/______| Copyright 5/96 File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/spamspot1.txt From - Sat Jan 4 16:26:24 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!hermod.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!enews.sgi.com!news.sgi.com!news-out.microserve.net!news-in.microserve.net!mr.net!nntp.earthlink.net!usenet From: Christopher Fenn Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Spammer's Spotlite #1 Date: Fri, 03 Jan 1997 18:45:38 +0100 Organization: Earthlink Network, Inc. Lines: 50 Message-ID: <32CD45BE.7499@earthlink.net> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: cust75.max11.los-angeles.ca.ms.uu.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (Macintosh; I; PPC) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9691 First in a series! Collect them all! ! T ....Well-l-l-l-! O _._ O . (_{}) ...Blow me down..Sweet Pea! T. . .\__\ \|/c- o that's not me spinach... U--=U- (_,_) ...it's SPAM! ...Uk Uk Uk Uk... ^_(/\)_^ /\ o /\ /\ / /| o |\ \ |/\| < \| o |/ > |\/| \ W\ o | W/ ******/ YUK! \ \_o_| \ ========= / )))) )))) | /| ~ | | | |______/| c")@/\ __ ____\ @ @__________| SPAM /|__________~/ \____. / _/ /_ |_______| \ \/ ) \___.. / /( ) ) | /| =(/ /( / ____)/D; ==-=== == ========= =( /--\______)/D; _______________________________________ This weeks spotlite is on Joseph "Joe" Doll of "www.joes.com". Let's give him a big round of applause. Joe feels it's ok to SPAM people as long as you're witty on your delivery. My favorite quote from my personal slice of Joseph's SPAM: "If you wish to be removed from my email list, Sorry, no can do. The net is a free for all and if you don't like this email, simply delete it from your inbox. " So Joe, thanks for the SPAM. I'm sure everyone would like some too. Let's all make the net a happy greasy place. This weeks; "Spammer's Spotlite" is on you Joe! _______________________________________ Chris from: , ((. /)) /\ ((_ ye/_))eam \\_entral http://home.earthlink.net/~eyebeam/ "Nothing computes anymore, Will Robinson!" File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/palms.txt From - Thu Jan 2 01:33:58 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!mr.net!newsfeeds.sol.net!newspump.sol.net!howland.erols.net!torn!nott!cunews!freenet-news.carleton.ca!FreeNet.Carleton.CA!bs925 From: bs925@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Donald Tucker) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Small palm tree Date: 1 Jan 1997 22:24:23 GMT Organization: National Capital Freenet, Ottawa, Canada Lines: 15 Message-ID: <5aeo6n$8qr@freenet-news.carleton.ca> NNTP-Posting-Host: freenet5.carleton.ca X-Given-Sender: bs925@freenet5.carleton.ca (Donald Tucker) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9585 victor@sky.net wrote: >Hi, does anyone have a small ASCII palm tree that they could post? Thanks! These are as small as they get: _\/_ //o\ ` _\/_ `| `/o\\ | `| ' / | Cheers Donald File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/teddy.txt From the ASCII Art USENET Newsgroup From: braley@cs.mcgill.ca (The Didi-Sprite) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Teddy Bear's and Spirit's Date: 17 Nov 1993 23:30:23 GMT Organization: SOCS, McGill University, Montreal, Canada Lines: 71 Distribution: world Message-ID: <2cec6f$5hb@homer.cs.mcgill.ca> References: <2cdosi$3k1@owl.nstn.ns.ca> NNTP-Posting-Host: binkley.cs.mcgill.ca Status: RO In article <2cdosi$3k1@owl.nstn.ns.ca>, Corey Bateman wrote: > Does anyone have any picture's of (you guess it) Teddy Bear's or > ghosts? If so, could you please post them up. Thanks alot. :) > _--_ _--_ _--_ _--_ _--_ _--_ _--_ _--_ ( () )___( () ) ( () )___( () ) ( () )___( () ) ( () )___( () ) \ / \ / \ / \ / ( ' _ ` ) ( ' _ ` ) ( ' _ ` ) ( ' _ ` ) \ ___ / \ ___ / \ ___ / \ ___ / .__( `-' ) ( `-' ) ( `-' ) .__( `-' ) ___ / ! `---' \ _--'`---_ .--`---'\ / /`---'`-' \ / \ ! / \___ / _>\ / / ._/ __ ! /\ ! / / ! \ / /-___-' ) /' /.-----\___/ / ) ! !_\______/\. ( < !__/ /' ( _/ \___// `----' ! \ \ ! \ \ \ /\ \___/`------' ) \ ______/ \___/ ) /__/ \--/ \ / \ ._ \ `< `--_____----' \ / ! `. )- \/ ) ___>-_ \ /-\ \ / / ! / ! ! `. / / `-_ `-/ / ! ! ! /__ /___ / /__ \__/ ( \---__/ `-_ / / /__ (______)____) (______) \__) `-_/ (______) ____ ____ /,,,,\_____________/,,,,\ |,( )/,,,,,,,,,,,,,\( ),| \__,,,,___,,,,,___,,,,__/ /,,,/(')\,,,/(')\,,,\ |,,,,___ _____ ___,,,,| |,,,/ \\o_o// \,,,| |,,| | |,,| |,,| \__/|\__/ |,,| \,,\ \_/ /,,/ \__\___________/__/ ________________/,,,,,,,,,,,,,\________________ / \,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,___________,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ \ ( ),,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ \,,,,,,,,,,,,,,( ) \_/____________,,/ \,,____________\_/ /,/ *SWEET* \,\ |,| |,| |,| *DREAMS* |,| |,| |'| |,| O |,| \,\ /,/ /,,\_____________/,,\ /,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,\ /,,,,,,,,_______,,,,,,,,\ /,,,,,,,,/ \,,,,,,,,\ /,,,,,,, / \,,,,,,,,\ /_____,,,/ \,,,_____\ // \,/ \,/ \\ \\_____// \\_____// ----<--<@ ----<--<@ * @>-->---- @>-->---- __ __ / ) / ( ) _/_ The Didi-Sprite / / o _ / o __ \ _ _ o / _ Geneva * Switzerland /__/ / (_/ / -- (__) /_)/ / / (= braley@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca / didi@geloser.login.qc.ca Seen regularly on alt.callahans From the ASCII Art USENET News Group Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: Nveilleu@emr1.emr.ca (Normand Veilleux) Subject: Re: Help: ascii teddy needed Message-ID: Lines: 37 Sender: news@emr1.emr.ca Nntp-Posting-Host: nveilleu.cpcs.emr.ca Organization: CPCS, Energy Mines & Resources, Canada References: Date: Sat, 8 Jan 1994 20:16:12 GMT Status: RO In article jml4s@galen.med.Virginia.EDU (Jonathan M. Lord) writes: >From: jml4s@galen.med.Virginia.EDU (Jonathan M. Lord) >Subject: Help: ascii teddy needed >Date: Sat, 8 Jan 1994 15:45:10 GMT >Help! I need to get an ascii teddy bear! Anybody got one? > >JL I have these two in my private collection. Full credits go to there respective creators. Please correct me if I'm wrong about the credits. ( )_____( ) / O O \ | (@) | \ ~ / Rick \ <}*{> / Cox ___/ ___ \___ ()___ / \ ___() ( \___/ ) /_ / \ _\ (__) (__) /\___/\ | o o | __\_^_/__ (__/ \__) _| . |_ (__\___/__) R. Elizabeth A. -- Normand Veilleux nveilleu@emr1.emr.ca ---------------------------- From the ASCII Art USENET News Group Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: flee@cse.psu.edu (Felix Lee) Subject: Re: bears for sigs?? Message-ID: Sender: news@cse.psu.edu (Usenet) Nntp-Posting-Host: dictionopolis.cse.psu.edu References: <21FEB94.25293807.0018@ESAMATC.LIB.MATC.EDU> Date: Tue, 22 Feb 1994 06:28:17 GMT Lines: 6 Status: RO Well, here are two attempts at 4-line teddy-bears. o. .o o.~.o (~) (^) 0 0 O~~~O ()_() ()~() -- From the ASCII Art USENET News Group Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: cszwt2@scs.leeds.ac.uk (W Towle) Subject: Re: bears for sigs?? Organization: The University of Leeds, School of Computer Studies Date: Tue, 22 Feb 1994 18:29:52 GMT Message-ID: <1994Feb22.182952.7128@leeds.ac.uk> Originator: cszwt2@csgi03 References: <21FEB94.25293807.0018@ESAMATC.LIB.MATC.EDU> Sender: nntp@leeds.ac.uk Lines: 18 Status: RO These little fellows fit in 4 lines: o.-.o o.-.o ((^)) ((^)) 0}._.{0 0) _ (0 O/ \O O/ \O .....and an attempt at a sideways bear: c. (_" |\_> \___> :::: :: William "Wills" Towle : cszwt2@scs.leeds.ac.uk (cszwt2%scs@gps.leeds.ac.uk) :: If you can buy one, it's obsolete (Murphy's Laws of Computing) From the ASCII Art USENET News Group Subject: Re: REQUEST: Picnic flyer ascii pics Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: <1994Apr26.205400.77414@Lehigh.EDU> X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 021193BETA PL3] From: Colin_Douthwaite@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Message-ID: Date: Mon, 2 May 94 07:49:18 +1200 Organization: Equinox Networks Lines: 144 Status: RO Linda M. Kreitz (lmk3@toto.CC.Lehigh.EDU) wrote: : I will be sending out the annual picnic flyer via email to our : department. Any "picnic" type ascii's would be appreciated. : Please post here or to: lmk3@lehigh.edu : PLEASE DO NOT POST TO MY HEADER EMAIL ADDRESS. : Thank you. : Linda Kreitz : lmk3@lehigh.edu ==================================================================== If you go down in the woods today you're in for a big surprise. If you go down in the woods today you'd better go in disguise. For all the bears that ever there was Will sure be there for certain because... Today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic. <\---/> ( . . ) ---------------------------------------------------ooO--U--Ooo----- john r stulp iii -----------------------------------------------------ooO-Ooo------- _-_ /~~ ~~\ _-_ /~~ ~~\ __ /~~ ~~\ { }_/~~\-''- _ | /~~ ~~\ \ _- -_ / { \ { } ~~ \\ // ~~ \ \ _- -_ / | | ;o o } ~~ \\ // ~~ | | ; | | _-_ // \\ ' | | /~~ ~~\ \_ (..) _-_ /~~ ~~\ ''-_ _ _ / /~~ ~~\ { _-_ / /~~ ~~\ \ _- - /~~ ~~\ _-_ } ~~ \\ // /~~ /~~ ~~\ \ _- -_ _-_ | | { /~~ ~~\ ~~ \\ // /~~ ~~\ | | \ _- -{ } | | /~~ ~~\ // _-_ \\ // \ _- -_ / | | { } /~~ ~~\ | | ~~ \\ // ~~ // \\ \ _- -_ / /~~ ~~\ | | | ~~ \\ // ~~ { } \\ | | o.-.o o.-.o | | \ _- -_ / " // \\ ((^)) ((^)) | | ~~ \\ // ~~ " 0}._.{0 0) _ (0 // \\ | | " O/ \O O/ \O " " c. | | /\___/\ " (_" // \\ | o o | V. Towle " |\_> __\_^_/__ \___> (__/ \__) _ _| . |_ o. .o o.~.o _( )_ (__\___/__) (~) (^) ( (o___ 0 0 O~~~O | _ 7 R. Elizabeth A. ()_() ()~() \ (") / \ \ Felix Lee | \ __/ ( )_____( ) | | / O O \ \|/ \\||// \|/ ( / | (@) | _ \ / \ ~ / ()__() (_) ) /(_ \ <}*{> / ( oo ) ,-' | (___) ___/ ___ \___ /^' *'^\ / \___) ()___ / \ ___() (/( . )\) " ( \___/ ) Q/--\Q Kurt Scaletta " " /_ / \ _\ " " (__) (__) " " Dave Day " _ _ Rick Cox \|/ \\||// \|/ (_`,_' ) ) `\ " /\ / '. | " " /////\ | `, " " " ///<< o \ \,_ `-/ " " " " \\\o>> / ,&&&&&V " " " \/ / ,&&&&&&&&: " " \/ ,&&&&&&&&&&; / | |&&&&&&&|\ / | | |_)_ " / | | ;_/ | " / '--' `,.--. | " " _ / \_ | |--' " " _( )_ __ / `-._\__/ ( (o \ / Felix Lee | / / " \ ( _ / " " " /======\ /\ =) \|/ \\||// \|/ " " ( * * */ *_\ " " |* * * * / | * \*_ / _ /* * * | __( )_ ========== ( (o____ \ / " | | ) / " " " | (__/ / | ( \\||// \|/ " " \ / ___ \ |___ ) " " / \ \___/ / ^ / \ Kurt Scaletta | | |__|_HUNNY | | \______)____/ \ / " \ /_ " " " | ( __) " " " (____) " " dennis@eng.utoledo.edu _--_ _--_ _--_ _--_ _--_ _--_ ( )~~~( ) ( )~~~( ) ( )~~~( ) \ / \ / \ / ( ' _ ` ) ( ' _ ` ) ( ' _ ` ) \ / \ / \ / ( `-' ) ( `-' ) .__( `-' ) ___ _--'`---'_ .--`---'\ / /`---'`-' \ / \___ / _>\ / / ._/ __ / / ! \ / /-___-' ) /' /.-----\___/ / ) ( < !__/ /' ( _/ \___// `----' ! \ \ /\ \___/`------' ) \ ______/ \--/ \ / \ ._ \ `< `--_____----' `. )- \/ ) ___>-_ \ /-\ \ / ! ! `. / / `-_ `-/ / ! ! / /__ \__/ ( \---__/ `-_ / / /__ (______) \__) `-_/ (______) \|/ \|/ \\||// \|/ \\\||/ \||/// \\||// \\\\\|||/// \|/|\| ==================================================================== THE TEDDY BEARS PICNIC ==================================================================== From the ASCII Art USENET News Group From: perrip@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (The Enchanted Nrock) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Request: Teddy Bear!!! Date: 1 May 1994 23:22:33 GMT Organization: University of Pennsylvania Lines: 38 Message-ID: <2q1djp$iue@netnews.upenn.edu> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: eniac.seas.upenn.edu Status: RO Here's one I have, came from someon's collection, no attribution, oh well.... Oh, tried to email it, but didn't work... :< anyways, to the pic: ____ ____ /,,,,\_____________/,,,,\ |,( )/,,,,,,,,,,,,,\( ),| \__,,,,___,,,,,___,,,,__/ /,,,/(')\,,,/(')\,,,\ |,,,,___ _____ ___,,,,| |,,,/ \\o_o// \,,,| |,,| | |,,| |,,| \__/|\__/ |,,| \,,\ \_/ /,,/ \__\___________/__/ ________________/,,,,,,,,,,,,,\________________ / \,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,___________,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ \ ( ),,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ \,,,,,,,,,,,,,,( ) \_/____________,,/ \,,____________\_/ /,/ \,\ |,| *H U G S* |,| |,| |,| |,| |,| |,| |,| \,\ O /,/ /,,\_____________/,,\ /,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,\ /,,,,,,,,_______,,,,,,,,\ /,,,,,,,,/ \,,,,,,,,\ /,,,,,,, / \,,,,,,,,\ /_____,,,/ \,,,_____\ // \,/ \,/ \\ \\_____// \\_____// Hope ya like it! ---- blah blah blah --The Enchanted Nrock From the ASCII Art USENET News Group From: rpave1@CFS01.cc.monash.edu.au (RICHARD AVER) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Request: Teddy Bear!!! Date: Tue, 10 May 1994 06:15:33 GMT Organization: Monash University Lines: 35 Message-ID: References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ct205-6.cpc.monash.edu.au Status: RO In article Colin_Douthwaite@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite) writes: >Subject: Re: Request: Teddy Bear!!! >From: Colin_Douthwaite@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite) >Date: Fri, 6 May 94 19:39:35 +1200 >Angela (h9310794@hkusu4) wrote: >: Hello everyone!!! > >: Does anyone of you has some cutie ascii picture of teddy bear?? >: like Forever Friends or Winnie the Pooh??? If you have, pls >: e-mail to me. Thanks in advance!!! > >: Angela > >==================================================================== heres my teddy CYCLOPSIAN TEDDYBEAR --\ _----_ /-- |:::" ":::| /-- \ \-: O -/ /---\ |: \ | /-o-\ | / :| \: \ \| |// : / \: \-\-U-/-/:: : / \:: / \;:/ / \ |: | /---\: /---\ /---\ \: /: /--\ / \ |:;.. |:/ \ / |/ \----/\ | \ | / \ | \ ___/ \ ___ / > Big Ted . File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/rainbow.txt From - Wed Mar 5 18:17:35 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!howland.erols.net!newsxfer.itd.umich.edu!uunet!in3.uu.net!152.163.170.17!newstf01.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: New- Irish Art 1/4 Date: 4 Mar 1997 22:45:35 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 40 Message-ID: <19970304224500.RAA29666@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12341 Here is some new art (I tried posting one before but never saw it) -=[ rainbow ]=- 3/97 ________ .##@@&&&@@##. ,##@&::%&&%%::&@##. #@&:%%000000000%%:&@# #@&:%00' '00%:&@# #@&:%0' '0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# "" ' " " ' "" _oOoOoOo_ .-.-. (oOoOoOoOo) ( : ) )`"""""`( .-.`. .'.-. / \ (_ '.Y.' _) | | ( .'|'. ) \ / '-' | '-' jgs `=========` -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/wallgromm.txt Subject: New Pic: Wallace & Grommit Date: Tue, 11 Feb 1997 17:00:06 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART -=[ Wallace and Grommit ]=- 2/97 __ .' '. : : | _ _ | .-.|(o)(o)|.-. _._ _._ ( ( | .--. | ) ) .',_ '. .' _,'. '-/ ( ) \-' / /' `\ \ __ / /' `\ \ / '--' \ /.' \.' './ '.\ \ `"===="` / ` : _ _ : ` `\ /' |(o)(o)| `\ /' | | /`-.-`\_ / \ _.-"`\._/V\_./`"-._ / .--. \ .'/ \ /^\ / \'. | ( ) | / / \| |/ \ \ _\ '--' /__ jgs / / \_/ \ \ .' '-.__.-' `-. -joan -- | \ _ / -= (_) =- / \ .\//\/. ,\/, ,\/.//, | ,~ /o//o\\ ,.,., //o\ /o\\o\\ |\ | | /###/#\ | | | /| \ | | |' '|:| |`=.='| | /_|__\ jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^""""""""""~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/opticals-blivets.txt Subject: Opticals --blivets? 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""$$$"" $" 4""$ ^""$$$$$$$$$$ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/piglets.txt From - Wed Dec 18 19:40:23 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!cliffs.rs.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: I want a Small Pig for X'mas Date: 18 Dec 1996 06:05:16 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 60 Message-ID: <19961218060400.BAA22152@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <32b6ea33.31726700@207.126.101.82> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9020 In article <32b6ea33.31726700@207.126.101.82>, Somewhere@earth.universe (Dream Warrior) writes: > I want a Small Pig for X'mas Here are my small pigs from my web page: * pig ** 10/96 (\____/) / @__@ \ ( (oo) ) `-.~~.-' / \ @/ \_ (/ / \ \) jgs WW`----'WW * pigs * 11/96 __,___@ [_'^ ) `//-\\ ^^ ^^ @___,__ jgs ( ^'_] //-\\' ^^ ^^ * pig * 11/96 (\__ (\ `\__ (`, .------.,-' b | `-/ ',__,-"` | `; , | \ ;.----/ ,/ jgs ) // / ( ( \ \ \`.`\ \ \ \ `-` `" `-`" -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/paddington.txt Subject: Paddington Bear [PIC] Date: Wed, 5 Mar 1997 22:49:32 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Quite a while ago, someone was begging for a Paddington Bear... I just found a model to work from and here it is... -=[ Paddington Bear ]=- 3/97 ____ .--' `'-. / \ | | | | \ .-"""-. | / `'-. | /' \ | | _,-'"-._) |____/ .-'` ()_/' /|===/ / ()_,.-"__"-. /` `~~/ / '` \/ | | '` ./' / | ./'\ '-' .' \ ./'._ `-._ .'| jgs `--' `".,_`""""`/\/ `"-.,/ -joan -- , , /(_, ,_)\ DON'T MESS WITH ME... \ _/ \_ / I'M A REAL CRAB TODAY! // \\ \\ (@)(@) // joan stark \'="=="='/ spunk1111@juno.com ,===/ \===, ",===\ /===," ASCII art gallery: " ,==='------'===, " http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ jgs " " File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/periodic.txt Subject: periodic. Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 20:19:33 -0500 (EST) From: CPL_DIAL01@FRONT1.cpl.org To: ekveland@online.no ----- ----- 1 | H | |He | |---+---- --------------------+---| 2 |Li |Be | | B | C | N | O | F |Ne | |---+---| |---+---+---+---+---+---| 3 |Na |Mg |3B 4B 5B 6B 7B | 8B |1B 2B |Al |Si | P | S |Cl |Ar | |---+---+---------------------------------------+---+---+---+---+---+---| 4 | K |Ca |Sc |Ti | V |Cr |Mn |Fe |Co |Ni |Cu |Zn |Ga |Ge |As |Se |Br |Kr | |---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---| 5 |Rb |Sr | Y |Zr |Nb |Mo |Tc |Ru |Rh |Pd |Ag |Cd |In |Sn |Sb |Te | I |Xe | |---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---| 6 |Cs |Ba |LAN|Hf |Ta | W |Re |Os |Ir |Pt |Au |Hg |Tl |Pb |Bi |Po |At |Rn | |---+---+---+------------------------------------------------------------ 7 |Fr |Ra |ACT| ------------- ------------------------------------------------------------- Lanthanide |La |Ce |Pr |Nd |Pm |Sm |Eu |Gd |Tb |Dy |Ho |Er |Tm |Yb |Lu | |---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---| Actinide |Ac |Th |Pa | U |Np |Pu |Am |Cm |Bk |Cf |Es |Fm |Md |No |Lw | ------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/sailormoon.txt From - Sun Jan 5 01:27:36 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!enews.sgi.com!news.sgi.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.maxwell.syr.edu!pumpkin.pangea.ca!news.mira.net.au!manawatu.planet.co.nz!manawatu.gen.nz!phoenix.earthlight.co.nz!valkyrie From: Valkyrie Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Sailor Moon Ascii Date: Sat, 4 Jan 1997 18:10:26 +1300 Organization: Earthlight Communications, Otago Lines: 248 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: moon.earthlight.co.nz Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: QUOTED-PRINTABLE Cache-Post-Path: moon.earthlight.co.nz!valkyrie@phoenix.earthlight.co.nz Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9712 =20 We Fight For Love and Justice!!! 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M dM MMr 4MMML . MMMMM. xf . "MMMMM .MM- Mh.. +MMMMMM .MMMM .MMM. .MMMMML. MMMMMh )MMMh. MMMMMM MMMMMMM 3MMMMx. 'MMMMMMf xnMMMMMM" '*MMMMM MMMMMM. nMMMMMMP" *MMMMMx "MMMMM\ .MMMMMMM= *MMMMMh "MMMMM" JMMMMMMP MMMMMM 3MMMM. dMMMMMM . MMMMMM "MMMM .MMMMM( .nnMP" =.. *MMMMx MMM" dMMMM" .nnMMMMM* "MMn... 'MMMMr 'MM MMM" .nMMMMMMM*" "4MMMMnn.. *MMM MM MMP" .dMMMMMMM"" ^MMMMMMMMx. *ML "M .M* .MMMMMM**" *PMMMMMMhn. *x > M .MMMM**"" ""**MMMMhx/.h/ .=*" .3P"%.... nP" "*MMnx DaFreakyG File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/snake.txt From - Sun Feb 9 14:28:58 1997 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!worldnet.att.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!howland.erols.net!torn!webster.srv.gc.ca!emr1!nveilleu.nrcan.gc.ca!nveilleu From: nveilleu@nrn1.NRCan.gc.ca (Normand Veilleux) Subject: Re: snakes? X-Nntp-Posting-Host: nveilleu.css.nrcan.gc.ca Message-ID: Lines: 55 Sender: news@emr1.NRCan.gc.ca Organization: Assets Management Branch X-Newsreader: Trumpet for Windows [Version 1.0 Rev B] References: <5d4q3h$g1v$1@dole.uninett.no> Date: Fri, 7 Feb 1997 17:22:52 GMT Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:17150 >From: *boah@iu.hioslo.no* (Svein Einar Kvern¯y) > >Anyone got snakes, preferably at a size which fits a signature ? From the annals of ALT.ASCII-ART (possibly 1994): Richard Kirk modified the picture of a snake to help someone: /^\/^\ rattle /| __L_| O| .----------------------v-v-v-!/ \/ /~ \_/ . / ---------------.___!_!_!-' \____|__________/ `. .---------------------- \ rattle \_______ `./ -----------. / `. `----------- \--------' `. / `-------------------' Greg Banerian then said: Sorry Richard, but with a name like Kirk, your snake looks hauntingly familiar. I offer my help: . * * . . , . ' * /^\/^\ ' __L_| O| ______________________ battle ` \/ /~ \_/ . (|_______1701A_________/ \____|__________/ `. || battle . \________ `. || * . `. `----||------------== . * )-` ( `--------------------' * ` . . , * and then I asked: Hmmm, is this BattleSnake Galactica? and later corrected myself: No, no! 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The WWF is a charitable organization that is concerned about species that are near extinction. It goes without saying that they need all the support they can get. File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/musicalinstruments3.txt From - Wed Feb 19 22:35:57 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!mail2news.demon.co.uk!not-for-mail From: Ferenc Riesz Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: POST: musical instruments Date: Wed, 19 Feb 1997 16:22:09 +0100 Message-ID: <9702191522.AA04765@falcon.mufi.hu> X-Mail2News-User: riesz@falcon.mufi.hu X-Mail2News-Path: sunserv.kfki.hu!falcon.mufi.hu!mik6 X-Sender: riesz@falcon.mufi.hu X-Mailer: Windows Eudora Light Version 1.5.2 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Lines: 167 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11792 Hi ! Hope you like it. All made by myself. Use or modify them freely but please denote the source. Comments by private e-mail are appreciated since I don't read alt.ascii-art regularly. 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File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/reptiles.txt Subject: reptiles.html Date: Sun, 24 Nov 1996 23:38:09 -0500 (EST) From: CPL_DIAL19@FRONT1.cpl.org To: ekveland@online.no SNAKES _________________________________________________________________ /\/\ __|_| O| \/ /~ \/ `. \ \____|_________/ `. \ \______ | \\ ) .' ___ \ \ .' .' .' `. | \ .' .' .' .-. `. / | ( `---' .' `. `--' / `._______.' `.____.' And these, which, could anyone touch up a bit? Thanks a lot! /~~\_ //| *\ / \ \ =-__ __/ \ (~~_____ `\ ~~ ~\ `\ /~~~~~~~^\ `\\ | |~~~~~~| |`\ | `~~~~~~' /' \ /~\____________/^\ | | ( | | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |\ \____________________/ `\ /~~ | | /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ |\ | \________________/ | `\ `\ / \ ` `\_____________________/' `\_ __ __ __ __ / \ / \ / \ / \ ____________________/ __\/ __\/ __\/ __\_____________________________ ___________________/ /__/ /__/ /__/ /________________________________ | / \ / \ / \ / \ \____ |/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \ o \ \_____/--< 1. a smaller head. __ __ __ __ / \ / \ / \ / \ ____________________/ __\/ __\/ __\/ __\_____________________________ ___________________/ /__/ /__/ /__/ /________________________________ | / \ / \ / \ / \ \___ |/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \ o \__, `----' ` 2. a curvier but less connected style. .-. .--. .--. .--. _____________________/ __\/ __\/ __\/ __\_____________________________ ____________________/ /__/ /__/ /__/ /________________________________ /,' \ / \ / \ / \ \___ ' `-' `-' `-' \ o \__, _____________________________ | _ | | /"\ | | /o o\ | | _\/ \ / \/_ | | \\._/ /_.// | | `--, ,----' | | / / | | ^ / \ | | /| ( ) | | / | ,__\ /__, | | \ \ _//---, ,--\\_ | | \ \ /\ / / /\ | | \ \.___,/ / | | \.______,/ | | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /||\ |||| |||| _____.-..-. |||| /|\ .-~@@/ / q p \ /|\ |||| ||| .'@ _@/..\-.__.-/ ||| |||| ||| /@.-~/|~~~`\|__|/ ||| |||| ||| |'--<|| '~~' ||| |||| d|| |>--<\@\ ||| |||||||/ \>---<\@`\. ||b._||||~~' `\>---<`\@`\. \|||||||| `\>----<`\@`\. `~~~|||| _ `\>-----<`\@`\. |||| (_) `\>-----<`\.@`\. |||| (_) `\>------<`\.@`\. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||||~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(__)~~~~~~~~~`\>-------<`\.@`\~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/..__..-- . |||| \/ . ..____( _)@@@--..____\..--\@@@/~`\@@>-._ \/ . \/ \/ \/ \/ / - -\@@@@--@/- - \@@@/ - - \@/- -@@@@/- \. --._ . \/ _..\/-...--.. |- - -\@@/ - -\@@@@/~~~~\@@@@/- - \@@/- - | .\/ . \/ | - - -@@ - - -\@@/- - - \@@/- - - @@- - -| . . \/ . \/ ~-.__ - - - - -@@- - - - @@- - - - -__.-~ . \/ __...--..__..__ . \/ ~~~--..____- - - - -____..--~~~ \/_..--.. \/ . . \/ \/ __..--... \/ ~~~~~~~~~ \/ . \/ . chs `----' ` File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/various20jamesconstable.txt From - Fri Apr 18 07:47:49 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!uninett.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!zetnet.co.uk!not-for-mail From: James Constable Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: My Latest Creations-Opinions Please Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 17:48:21 +0100 Message-ID: <1997041717482177071@zetnet.co.uk> NNTP-Posting-Host: crescent.zetnet.co.uk X-Mailer: ZIMACS Version 1.10c 10004428 Lines: 98 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14327 Here are a few of my latest creations. I've just started in the busy world of ascii art so I'd appreciate any comments. ...... .' ,, '. |\ __.' ',,' '.__/| < |___.. ..__| > |/ ' ' \| ' .''. ' :..: :..: :__: :__: Quake Shambler _ _ _X_ X-Wing |o| Tie Fighter | o Y-Wing / \ _ ( ) |_| R2D2 - - /"----________----'----________----"\ / \ $ $$ $$ $$ $$ $ $ $$" "$$ . $$" "$$ $ $ $$oooo$$ o"o $$oooo$$ $ $ ""$$"" o" "o ""$$"" $ $ o" "o $ $ o" "o $ o" o"""""""""""""o "o $ "oo"""""""""oo" $ $ $ $"$"$"$ $ $ $ $ $o$o$o$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ o"$ $ $ $ "o$ $o $ $ $oo$""ooo $ $ $ "o "oo$""$oo$""$"o o" $ """$oo$""$"$ $ ""oo """"" oo"" ""ooo ooo"" """"oo oo"""" ' Everton Badge ___________ |_ ______ \ | | \ \ __|_|_______| |_ / ___________| |_| /| / / | |_______| |__ \_) / / | |\ ___| |_ \ / / | |_|_|__/ / \/ / / | _____ / / / | | | | \ \ \ \ | | | | _|_|_ \ \ | | | ||____/ \ \___| |_| |__| |_/|_ \____| |_| |__| |___/ __| | | | | |( ) \____\| | \__/ __| |_ \_____\ Rangers Badge -- ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: ...... :: :: .' ,, '. James Constable :: |\:__.' ',,' '.__/| aka :: < |___.. ..__| > Govinda Of Clan Shiny Happy People :: |/:: ' ' \| :: :: ' .''. ' govinda@zetnet.co.uk :: :: :..: :..: :: :: :__: :__: http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/govinda/quake :: ::Shambler is (c)1997 JC Productions :: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/warriors.txt Subject: Re: Knight Date: Wed, 27 Nov 1996 09:41:13 +0100 From: Michel Eftimakis Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART BTW, I also have my series of warriors... I resend it for the new people on the list : o o |\O/| \Y/ /_\ _W_ k O | ()Y==o /_\ | _W_ | o |\O ) \Y==d /_\ / > /> _,O /' ,'*\Y\/ `'\ `\ .\_/. _ ( |n| ) (_, |H|._) ____________ /> __ __ () __ _______________________________ _,O /' / \_.' /__ / /_ __ ,'*\Y\/ / /\'/ // // '//o_) `'\ `\ /__/ /_//_//_/\_\\( .\_/. _ ( |n| ) Michel.Eftimakis@vlsi.com (_, |H|._) \_/ --(_)-- / \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^ ||| ||||||||||||||| ,-. ||||| ^`````````. |||||||||||_.-' \\_.-||||| / \ \ |||||| ||||| / ! \ `` \ || ||||| / "! \ `` \ ) /___!___\_________\ ( __ @==) (_)) @_@__) ''`` @@_@___) o o O |\O/| (Y==o--- \Y/ /_\ /_\ / > << * O * O (Y\ O ____ _, /Y) /_\b===\---.|====d/_\ _V o _V ^ $ | _, | O ,'*\ o=Y) `'\ `- References: <333a952d.0@lagoon.idirect.com> <19970402202700.PAA26197@ladder01.news.aol.com> <3367884e.8707471@news.flashnet.it> NNTP-Posting-Host: kalessin.southern.co.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950621BETA PL0] Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14129 Morfina!! (morfina@geocities.com) wrote: >Does anybody asked a racoon? (I hope that's a racoon, but my english >is bad enough to make me completely misunderstand... ;) > > /\ /\ > -''- _ > () ()\ ,'_\ > ( . ) )/._./ > mrf(_)-(_).--' If _YOU_ say it is a racoon then it _IS_ a racoon. Racoons are very new and rather rare visitors to Ascii Art... _/; _(~ ; _(## ; ___ _( ### ; __,-----' `--.__ _( ## ### ; ,-. _,---' ,-, , `---. (## ### ### //\\ -' //~\\ , ` `--. ## ### #; ,'/""\`,--'~~`-'/ "";; ` `-.## ### ; (( "__;; ,.,., ~~ ; , , `.## ##; ; '~_,-. _,-'~~`-.` ; `, ; ## ; *(*) ;_.-' _ `. ; _ `. - ` ,` ; ## ; *** ;; _,-'::-.: | ,-'::-._,| _` ` ; _,-' \/ + ; ;,-:::(0)::\; :/(0)::::::: ' |; --- ; `.:::::,-'~) (`-.::--.:; ' , : -- ---- ; :~`-'~ \__\ ~~ ~.' ; ` ; ; `-._ . (~..) `;_,-' ; ; * . ;`-`._ .`--'_; ; _,-' *[o]* ; ; ; `-. `--'`-' ; ;\ _,-' ! ( ; ; `-.____,--; ; _; `-,___(_ \?/ \ `-,_ ~~~~ ; ;; / __} `._ `-. ,-' ; _,' ,-',,,-' @@@@@@@ `--,~~~~~ ; ; _,-' C^c^c @@@@@@@@@ ~~~~~~~~~__ ))(_)()\ ___)~~~~( ____ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/~~~~~~~ ,-'oo //:; :; ); o ))))))) oooo-.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ { ooo ()() () () o ()()()() ooooo} - `-.oo ~ ~ ~ ~ oo ~ ~ ~ ~ ooo,-' ~~~~~ ~~~ `------------------------- ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ __ ~~ ~~~~~~ ~~ ~~ ------------------------------------------------------------------- /\ /\ -''- _ () ()\ ,'_\ ( . ) )/._./ -Morfina- mrf(_)-(_).--' /\_/\ <((((((((((_----_(@ @) ( \ / /|/-\|\ V ejm97 " " " " -=[ racoon ]=- 3/97 __ .-. .-"` .`'. /\\| _(\-/)_" , . ,\ /\\\/ {(#b^d#)} . ./, |/\\\/ `-.(Y).-` , | , |\.-` /~/,_/~~~\,__.-` ////~ // ~\\ jgs ==`==` ==` ==` |\/| (*OO*) __ / '\/' \ /* \ | | | |* **_\ \ |##| /**/'' |#####|*/' _|#| |#|_ RavenThorne ~---' '---' Bye, File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/pegasus.txt From - Mon Dec 30 01:26:32 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!btnet!knews.uk0.vbc.net!theplanet.net!news From: "Richard Gilmour" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Reply to re:[REQ] Pegasus? Date: 23 Dec 1996 23:44:04 GMT Organization: [not set] Lines: 213 Message-ID: <01bbf127$52916720$LocalHost@richard> NNTP-Posting-Host: n70i164.c1r3.pol.co.uk X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1155 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9282 on 23/12/96 Stephen JF Beckwith wrote >Anyone have a ASCII piccie of a Pegasus please? > >Large as possible thanks! > >Stephen These large enough for you, Steven? :) ****PLEASE NOTE... these will probably look totally screwed up in a mail program.***** to see it properly, maximise this window,use the mouse to select the whole picture, copy it to the clipboard (CTRL+C), load Notepad, and paste it in (CRTL+V). 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With the exceptions of the ones that have the artist's names on them, I don't know who did these. Richard Gilmour. Richard@gerontius.softnet.co.uk |"®®ƒ†©o.,,.o©†ƒ®®ƒ†©o.,,,,,,,,,.o©†ƒ®®ƒ†©o.,,.o©†ƒ®®"| | SENDERS OF COMMERCIAL MAIL | | MAY RECEIVE A 2.5 Gigabyte REPLY | |..,,..o©†ƒ®®ƒ†©o.,,.o©†ƒ®®"®®ƒ†©o.,,.o©†ƒ®®ƒ†©o..,,..| The 'antispam' warning is mine. feel free to copy and use it. File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/what_me_worry.txt Subject: What_Me_Worry. Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 20:32:35 -0500 (EST) From: CPL_DIAL01@FRONT1.cpl.org To: ekveland@online.no .M .:AMMO: .:AMMMMMHIIIHMMM. .... .AMMMMMMMMMMMHHHMHHMMMML:AMF" .:MMMMMLAMMMMMMMHMMMMMMHHIHHIIIHMMMML. "WMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMH:::::HMMMMMMHII:. .AMMMMMMMHHHMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHMMMMMMMMMAMMMHHHHL. .MMMMMMMMMMHHMMMMMMMMHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMHTWMHHHHHML .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHMHMMHHHHIII:::HMHHHHMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHMHHHHHHIIIIIIIIHMHHHHHM. 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'. |o o| /| --- |\ X \_____/ K -chicken- | | ___O___O____ [@ @] __|_ [---=]---= [__] -=Skydancer=- [] _|_ __|__ _|_ ( . . )/\ \...// _|_/ /| | / |6| \|_ | /||_| -=Skydancer=- | | **_| |_** [@@] /) |___|| ~RING~ -=Skydancer=- /| \) \| | / \ \ / ^ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/telephone2.txt From - Fri Nov 22 18:05:23 1996 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-paris.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!hammer.uoregon.edu!news.uoregon.edu!waikato!canterbury.ac.nz!southern.co.nz!not-for-mail From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: phone Date: 22 Nov 1996 16:05:30 GMT Organization: Southern InterNet Services Lines: 277 Message-ID: <574j0a$3ko@orm.southern.co.nz> NNTP-Posting-Host: kalessin.southern.co.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950621BETA PL0] In Message-ID: <3290e7f7.5528816@news.telepac.pt> pmeg@mail.telepac.pt (Pedro Graca) wrote: > Please improve my phone: > _____________ > / \ > / _________ \ > |__/ ,dooob, \__| > / \ > / 1 2 3 \ > | 4 5 6 | -Pedro Graca- > | 7 8 9 | > / * 0 # \ > |___________| It compares quite well with other versions of the telephone. Perhaps you could make it a little wider and add a cord ? _______________ / ___________ \ |__/ ,dooob, \__|=@ / \ @ / 1 2 3 \ @ | 4 5 6 | @ -Pedro Graca- | 7 8 9 | @ / * 0 # \ @ |______________| @ @ ============================================================================ Hey...Telephone for you ! ============================================================================ ooo"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""ooo o "" "" oo o"" ooooooo ooooooo ""o o" oooo$oooooo$oooooooooooooooo$$ooo "o $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o" $ oo$ o$" $"o $o o "$" oo o $$ o""""o o""""o o""""o o"" o o "$$ " $ """"" $$ $ 1 $ $ 2 $ $ 3 $ $ """""" $$ "$ "oo ooo$" "oooo" "oooo" "oooo" "o$oo oo" ""o ""oooo"" o$ o""""o o""""o o""""o $" """ooo""" o o$"o"o $$ $ 4 $ $ 5 $ $ 6 $ "$ ""$$o"o"o o$$ "oooo" "oooo" "oooo" o "$$o" "$$$o $$ o""""o o""""o o""""o $$ "o"$oo" $$ $ 7 $ $ 8 $ $ 9 $ $$" "ooo "o"" $$ "oooo" "oooo" "oooo" o $$ooo""o"" $$" o""""o o""""o o""""o $$ "$$$ " o" o $$ $ * $ $ 0 $ $ # $ $$ "$o "o""$ "oooo" "oooo" "oooo" $" "o $$$$ $ " $$$$"o "o "$""o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" $ $ $o o "$$ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" Cyn Bell-Moores ============================================================================ @()~~~() @ /~~~\ @|_____| -Dan Gervais- _-----_ (_/ \_) (_____) \/\/\___ Teppo@phoenix.oulu.fi (Marko Taponen) _ ___ `='-| _ | .U |(_)| Dan Strychalski `._.|___| ______ ______ .'_.--._` .'_.--._` : / :: \ :./ :: \ ~====== `-~~~~-' -Daniel Strychalski- ______ ______ ,(_.--._) ,(_.--._) : / :: \ : / :: \ `======' `------' -diddle by Normand Veilleux- _______ (_)^_^(_) / (_) \ \_____/ _n__n_ |(o)(o)|__ | |\/ | (o) ||| | \H/ |lJ |______| | | |J | | -Scott A. 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From B'ger to you: "mirror gentle mirror, which is the most beautifull ascii-drawing on the Net?" _________________________ (, ______________________ ) | | || | | @@@@ || @@@@ | | @@@@@@@ || @@@@@@@ | | @@ - - || - @@@@ | | @ c/ || '_ @@@ | | _@| |_ || __\@ \@ | | ( \ )/_\ /_ || _\\ (/ ) @\_/) | | \ \|) / \) || |(__/ / /| | | |\_/ ( -/ || \___/ ----/_| | | / \ || ,: '( | | : _/| || |: \ | | : | || |: ) | | : | || |: | | |_______'____,_|_______|| |_____,_| .---('________________________)--. | / ( |____ __________ _| | /\ ) |___| -o- | |__| -o- | ( \| / |___| -o- | |__| -o- | | /'=. b'ger|________| |__|______| '=>/ \ / \ /|/ ,___/| -relayed to through joan... -- _ _ _ _ {\o/\o/} we are each of us angels with only one wing {\o/\o/} jgs /_\/_\ and can only fly by embracing each other /_\/_\ joan stark ASCII ART GALLERY: File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/postcards.txt From - Sun Nov 17 16:10:42 1996 Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!netcom.com!bertino From: joris bellenger Subject: [pic.] Postcards Message-ID: Sender: bertino@netcom15.netcom.com Organization: XS4ALL, networking for the masses Date: Thu, 7 Nov 1996 00:06:59 GMT Approved: bertino@netcom.com Lines: 106 Hi there! Cards are an often requested item, so I tried to make some. You can of course enlarge them if you have a lot to write. Here we go! [Congratulations- card] __/ _________ \,/ |. |_ | |. |:| . |//_ |. |/ . \ ) |_________| . o= __|___|__ ______.___/ |_________[_________]__ | | | | | ...Your text... | | | | | |___________________________________| [Love- card] ( _________ \ |. |_ ) |. |:| ##--------> |. |/ ) |_________| / __|___|__ _______(______________[_________]__ | | | | | ...Your text... | | | | | |___________________________________| [Get well- card] ___ ___ _________ J | J |. |_ | /'\ |. |:| | |_| |. |/ | ) |_________| | ( __|___|__ ___________|___\______[_________]__ | | | | | ...Your text... | | | | | |___________________________________| [...in case the -Get well- card didn't help] _________ ' |. |_ . |. |:| . .-----. ` |. |/ / RIP \ |_________| | | __|___|__ _______|_______|______[_________]__ | | | | | ...Your text... | | | | | |___________________________________| -- `, <--- ,\, # |/ ? 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(Sorry about the poor formatting -ekv) File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/macros2.txt Subject: Hello again. :) Date: Fri, 11 Apr 1997 19:03:21 -0400 (EDT) From: TLP3@aol.com To: ekveland@online.no Okay, these are going to look really funky on your computer. If you want to see what they're supposed to look like veiw them using Arial Font. You may have to convert them to post them. 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What do YOU do to get motivated for Monday? Pete Casso, enjoying the ocean view to get motivated for Monday ... \ / .-. | - : : - v '-' / \ O Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: No BullShit!! Date: Sun, 30 Apr 1995 15:07:44 -0700 XXXXXXXX /| XXXXXXXX|\XXXXXXXXX /*/ XXXXXXXXXXXXXX\*\XXXXXXXXXXXX |**\ X _____XXXXXXXXX/**|XXXXXXXXXXXXX |***\ X_/ \_ /***|___XXXXXXXXXXXX \******* *******/ XXXXX \\XXXXXXX \**** / \ *****/ XXXXX \\XXXXXXX XXXX| 0 0 | XXXXX \XXXXXXX XXXXX | | XXXXX \XXXXXXX XXXXXX \ / XXXXX |________// XXXXXX \ / XXXXX |XXXXXX XXXXXX | O_O | XXXXX ||XXXXX XXXXX \ _ / XXXXX \XXX XXXX| : |XXXX /\ \ _ XXX\_/XXX |\__\ _____/ \ \ ) |_| XXXXXX< | | | XX| |X\_ | _ XXX/ |X <_> XXXX/ | | | |_| |___|XXXX| |XXXXXXXXX|___| | \ XXXXXX/ \XXXXXXXX |____| |_____|XX File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/skulls.txt From - Sun Apr 6 13:35:54 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.radio.cz!CESspool!europa.clark.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: req: skull Date: 6 Apr 1997 02:11:45 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 65 Message-ID: <19970406021100.VAA16099@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <1997Apr3.173751.26460@roper.uwyo.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13809 In article <1997Apr3.173751.26460@roper.uwyo.edu>, adelau@UWYO.EDU (THE RIDDLER) writes: > Does anyone has a skull sig that I can put it in my plan file? 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GS> --------------D6A1DB665A GS> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii GS> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit GS> edias@cc.curtin.edu.au wrote: > > Danny writes: > >Can anyone out there in the big wide world please post me a picture of > >Marvin the Martian from the Loony Toons cartoons. > >Thank you kindly. > > Well Danny heres one: > > ___ > /]_/ > |\/|.--/'-. > \|/:o / /\ ._, > \_/_.'0/ _|_ > \____]] (>[___]=]]]=== > / \___/P{] > __// /----\/ > (_[-'\__/_ > / | | \ > '=='='==' > ____||||___ > snd (_""_/ \_""_) > > .-----------------._,, > | Shanaka Dias (_")= > |Curtin University ||| __ > |Western Australia ||#\_____ .-/ \ > ssgg |------------------|\# # # #\ .'' ..'----,_ > ____SG ..] | |/ | \##_#_#/\ =:.'-\ )\ > ,-( _ SS(_9)_| _(") | |/|/\|\| :: | ,_ / ` > / (_____;-.____;; o(_,\\ | I I I I ` [|_/\\_] Not made by me \\\\\\\\|/////\ \\\\\\\\\|//////\ \\\\\\\\I////////\ \\\\\\\I//////////\ \IIIIII\I\//////////\ /****/*\////////////\ /****/***\////////////\ /****/*****|////////////| J$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$******\////////////| J$$***************$$$$$***|/////////// $$**********************$$L. \\\\\\\\\/ .$***************************$$L .J$$$$$$$$$************************$L .J$$*********$$$$$$$$$$$***************$$ J$$$***********************$$$$$$$$*********$ $$**********************************$$$$$$$***$ $*****************************************$$$$$ $********$$$$$$*************************$***$$ $******$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$************$*****$$ $**$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$****$******$ ~~ $$$ %%$$$$$$$%% $$$$$$$$$$$$$$****$ $$$ %% $$$ %% $$$$$$$$$$$$$$*#$$*$ $$$ $$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$*#****$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$*#*****$ $&&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$%**##*****$ $&&&&&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$%**#******$ $&&&&&&&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$#########$ ---< Where's the KA-BOOM! $&&&&&&&&&&% ~T$$$$$$$$$$$$$$T~********$ There was suppose to $&&&&&&&&T' OOOOOOOOOOOO********$ be an earth-shattering OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KA-BOOM!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO/OOOOOOOOOOOOO/OOOOOO ... United, we can build PEACE on earth. :) -- |Fidonet: Marcia Chabert 1:202/707.1 |Internet: marcia.chabert@tnlhub.maximumaccess.com | | Standard disclaimer: The views of this user are strictly his own. File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/santa.txt From - Sun Nov 17 16:04:26 1996 Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!mcvax!EU.net!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!netcom.com!bertino From: edias@alpha2.curtin.EDU.AU Subject: RE: REQ: XMAS! Message-ID: Sender: bertino@netcom18.netcom.com Organization: Curtin University References: Date: Sat, 2 Nov 1996 04:08:43 GMT Approved: bertino@netcom.com Lines: 68 (Valerie Hue Binh Nhan) writes: >Request Christmas ascii artwork heres some I whipped up :) ____ {} _ \ |__ \ /_____\ \o o)\)_______ (< ) /#######\ __{'~` }#########| / { _}_/########| / { / _|#/ )####| / \_~/ /_ \ |####| \______\/ \ | |####| \__________\|/#####| snd |__[X]_____/ \###/ /___________\ | |/ | |___/ |___/ _| /_| / (___,_(___,_) __ _ __ | \__ `\O/ `-- {} \} {/ \ \_(~)/______/=____/=____/=* \=======/ //\\ >\/> || \> ----`---`--- `` `` ```` `` `` _\/_ /\ /\ / \ /~~\o /o \ /~~*~~~\ o/ o \ /~~~~~~~~\~` /__*_______\ || \====/ \__/ |\_/| D\___/\ (0_0) (0_o) ==(Y)== (V) ------------(u)---(u)-------------oOo--U--oOo----------------------- |___|_______|________|_______|_______|_______|______|_______|_______| | | | | Shanaka Dias | "A chicken is an eggs way | | edias@alpha1.curtin.edu.au | of making more eggs" | | Curtin University |_________________________________| | Perth Western Australia | www.ece.curtin.edu.au/~shanaka/ | --------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/valentine3.txt From - Sun Feb 9 14:44:31 1997 Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!worldnet.att.net!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!newstf02.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Valentine's stuff Date: 6 Feb 1997 17:57:12 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 86 Message-ID: <19970206175700.MAA10476@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:17077 .@@@@@. .@@@@@. @@@@@@@:.:@@@@@@@ @@@@:':@@@:':@@@@ '@@@: '@' :@@@' '@@@. 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(( / ^ \ /6 6\ \ \\ /| | |\ =\_Y_/= (_ ;\ \( | | | ) _U//_/-/__/// `"" ""` /jgs\ (( ^^^^^ ` ASCII Art Gallery http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/pinkybrain.txt From - Sat Dec 7 22:02:18 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!arclight.uoregon.edu!news.uoregon.edu!news.acsu.buffalo.edu!acsu.buffalo.edu!conciliator.acsu.buffalo.edu!esweiss From: esweiss@acsu.buffalo.edu Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: REQ: Bloom County + Outland Date: Sat, 7 Dec 1996 11:41:11 -0500 Organization: University at Buffalo Lines: 23 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: conciliator.acsu.buffalo.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII NNTP-Posting-User: esweiss Does anybody have any good BloomCounty or Outland Ascii Pictures? ,. '\'\ ,---. | \\ l\\l_ // | | \\/ `/ `.| | /~\\ //~\ | Y | | || Y | | \\ // | | \| | |\ / | [ || || ] \ | o|o | > / ] Y || || Y [ \___\_--_ /_/__/ | \_|l,------.l|_/ | /.-\(____) /--.\ | >' `< | `--(______)----' \ (/~`--____--'~\) / U// U / \ `-_>-__________-<_-' / \ / /| /(_#(__)#_)\ ( .) / / ] \___/__\___/ `.`' / [ /__`--'__\ |`-' | /\(__,>-~~ __) | |__ /\//\\( `--~~ ) _l |--:. '\/ <^\ /^> | ` ( < \\ _\ >-__-< /_ ,-\ ,-~~->. \ `:._ (___\ /___) (____/ (____) `-' File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/various3.txt Subject: asciiart.html Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 20:42:45 -0500 (EST) From: CPL_DIAL01@FRONT1.cpl.org To: ekveland@online.no Niki's ASCII Art Page. My single biggest inspiration in pursuing ascii art was a masterful (sadly, unattributed) example that I encountered in two different sigs on Usenet. I found it again later from Bob Allison's superb, now discontinued "Scarecrow's ASCII Art Archives." It turns out to be the work of [1]Felix Lee, and the one that I saw in the two sigs is the third one down from the top of [2]this page. It's the design with a "4" in it, a cat lying on its side. So here are my own efforts so far, inspired by Felix Lee and many others. _________________________________________________________________ [3]Siamese cats. | [4]Drapes ...with cat. | [5]Cat in the snow. [6]Holiday candle. | [7]A strawberry. | [8]Teatime. | [9]A violet. [10]A favorite of mine. | [11]Happy family! | [12]My harp. | [13]Self-portrait. ;-) [14]Related images on this site. | [15]More ASCII-art links. [16]Navigation Grid or [17]Text-only Navigation Page. [18]To my other hobby pages... _________________________________________________________________ I grew up with Siamese cats. These are Siamese, if you please. /\___/\ \/ \/ \~ ~/ ==`^ == / \ |\___/| /| | \/- -\/ ____...,... || - | \o o/ \ || | ==`^ == , /\ ||| ||_ `. / --- \ / \\____// /\||_|// ;____,' | / ` --- \_____/ ;___/ /\___/\ \' `/ \o o/ ==`^'== (I think this one looks a little sad. / \ / | Maybe she's missing her playmates, above.) || - | || | ||| ||_ /\||_|// \_____/ [19]Top of this page. _________________________________________________________________ This one is just silly, but based on real experience. :-D |/__\|/___\|/___\|/___\| | |||||| |||||| || | |||||| |||||| || |\ ||||| ||||| /|| ||\ \||/ \||/ /|| || "" "" || || () () || ||\ || _ || /| |||\ | 'Y' | /|| ||||\ | |\ /| | /||| ||||\\ \ / //||| |||||\\ | | //|||| ||| ""| |"" ||| || ()| |() || | || || | | || || | | \ / | | \__ __/ | || || || ||\ \\ /|| |||\ \\ /||| |||| || |||| ||||\ // /|||| ||||| // ||||| |||||\ || /||||| |||||| - |||||| ||||||\ /|||||| |||||||\ /||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||| "Drapes, with Cat" [20]Top of this page. _________________________________________________________________ We had a half-Siamese cat once, named "Snowflake" because she loved to play with falling snowflakes. Here she is in ASCII: * * * * * _ * * * ``\\`` * * || * // * // * * // * * // .-. * /|_ \\_// \\_..... / o\* * --- \ `---......\_ =/....., * \ * )-----' * * \ )___ * \ :......, \______`; -.....- `-------' * * * * (See also: [21]Related images on this site.) --> [22]Top of this page. _________________________________________________________________ This next one was our holiday e-greeting in a recent year. |\ / \ \|/ .=|-._ |~'~~|) | | | |) | | \// | | \|/ \//|.. |\// _\\\\\\\__////////_ '/////////\\\\\\\\\` //\\ //\ [23]Top of this page. _________________________________________________________________ This next one is a strawberry. I really don't know why. It just happened one day. :-) _ _.\\-.__- _/__/\ _/. /`. ' \| .'\ |' '' ' ' ' | | ' ' '' '' '| \' ' ' '' ''/ \ ' '' ' ' / \'' '' '/ \ ' ' '/ `--'-' [24]Top of this page. _________________________________________________________________ ) ( ) _.-~(~-. (@\`---'/. Tea, ) (' `._.' `) anyone? ( `-..___..-' ) .-.,--^--. _ \\| `---' |// \| / _\_______/_ [25]Top of this page. _________________________________________________________________ My first attempt at a violet. __ .' ~ -._ / \_ / - - / .-. (_ _.- _\ /_ ( .- (_/"\_) /. --~ `-'\ // |// // ~~ ~~ ~~~~ [26]Top of this page. _________________________________________________________________ Mood wallpaper? ;-) \_|\ \//_ _\\/ /|_/ / o \ \||/ \||/ / o \ `-== \ \\|/ \|// / ==-' / | \|// \\|/ | \ |: : _/ \\// \\// \_ : :| \ | \\// \\// | / | | \\// \\// | | /| /| /// \\\ |\ |\ _| _|_|=/// \\\=|_|_ |_ \_|\ \//_ _\\/ /|_/ / o \ \||/ \||/ / o \ `-== \ \\|/ \|// / ==-' / | \|// \\|/ | \ |: : _/ \\// \\// \_ : :| \ | \\// \\// | / | | \\// \\// | | /| /| /// \\\ |\ |\ _| _|_|=/// \\\=|_|_ |_ \_|\ \//_ _\\/ /|_/ / o \ \||/ \||/ / o \ `-== \ \\|/ \|// / ==-' / | \|// \\|/ | \ |: : _/ \\// \\// \_ : :| \ | \\// \\// | / | | \\// \\// | | /| /| /// \\\ |\ |\ _| _|_|=/// \\\=|_|_ |_ \_|\ \//_ _\\/ /|_/ / o \ \||/ \||/ / o \ `-== \ \\|/ \|// / ==-' / | \|// \\|/ | \ |: : _/ \\// \\// \_ : :| \ | \\// \\// | / | | \\// \\// | | /| /| /// \\\ |\ |\ _| _|_|=/// \\\=|_|_ |_ [27]Top of this page. _________________________________________________________________ The following was for a congratulatory e-card to a family comprised of two parents, two-year-old twins, and newborn triplets. (Honest.) Note Papa's expression. _________________________________________________________________ | | | \|_______\| | | / \ |/_______\| | | / (@ @) \ / \ | | | V | / ~ ~ \ | | | | | | | v | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | __ | | | | | | | | | | \_\ \ | | / \ | | / | | \_\ \| |/ \| |/ | | ======"====="=====|====="==="======| | \_______/ _| \_____/ | | |/_____\| \|_____|/ /_/\ | | / \ / \ \/ \___ | | / 0 0 \ / _ @ \ __/ \_\ | | | v | | v | /_/|\ \_\ | | /\ || || || || __ /_/ \/ | | |/| || || || || /_/ | | \/ \| |/ \| |/ /_/ | |=========="==="========="==="===/\ | | |\ \_____/ \_____/ \/ | | \/ /\ | | |/_____|/ |/_____\| \|_____|/ ___ \/\ | | / \ / \ / \ /_\_\ \/ | | / ~ ~ \ / @ @ \ / - - \ \ | | | v | | v | | v | /\ \ | | ___ |\ || || || || || || \|___\| | /_\_\ \/ \| |/ \| |/ \| |/ / /| | | ========="==="========"==="========"==="======/\=\/===| | /| /| \_____/ | \_____/ \_____/ /\/ | | /\/ \/ /\_____ \/ | | \/ /| \_\_/ | | \/ | |_______________________________________________________________| |_______________________________________________________________| [28]Top of this page. _________________________________________________________________ .~- .-~~ __ |._`-..-' .-. |\ | |--..-'\\ || | |\\\\\\\\\ || | | \\\\\\\\ || \ \ \\\\\\\ || \ \ \\\\\` || My little harp. \ \ \\\\` | \ \|\\\` | \ \ \\` | \ \ \` '| .\ \ ` | \ \. | ' \_| ' | '_______| | \________\| (See also: [29]Related images on this site.) [30]Top of this page. _________________________________________________________________ Yours truly, with hot beverage (probably coffee): ^ ^ ' ) \___/ ( ) __.--(--. || | | \\| | \. . `---' [31]Top of this page. _________________________________________________________________ That's most of what I've managed so far. I hope you enjoyed seeing it! If you have time on your hands and care to look, you can also see [32]a feebly attempted pumpkin and [33]a butterfly on this site. If you *really* are trying to avoid whatever other activities you have put off to be here ;-), and if you have an image-capable browser: * A transparent gif of [34]my harp is displayed on [35]my music page. (Yes, the harp has strings. Being mostly transparent themselves, though, they don't show up too well.) :-D * (Coming soon.) Once I get my "Links" library reworked, there will be a kitten-photo of [36]Snowflake in it. The ASCII rendering above just shows how she got her name, not how she looked. --My reason for associating her picture with my links library probably will only be clear to visitors using tables- (and, of course, image-)capable browsers. [37]Top of this page. _________________________________________________________________ For more ascii art, I have [38]a handful of links here. I generally prefer to link to large, centralized sources with information *and* collections (in the past, for me, that was Bob Allison's "Scarecrow" site, absolutely the best!), and will add such links as I discover the corresponding resources. [39]Top of this page. _________________________________________________________________ I am humbled and pleasantly surprised to see that this page has been hit 5795 times since July 18, 1996. Thanks very much for coming! [40]To my other hobby pages... [41]Navigation Grid or [42]Text-only Navigation Page. [43]Credits for site graphics. [44]Disclaimer. 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(1-800-827-6364) (1.13) Lines: 52 Message-ID: <19961120210900.QAA22802@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article , smyers@toltec.astate.edu (SAMANTHA A MYERS) writes: >Hey!!! :) Does anyone have any pepsi or coke soda cans or bottles, maybe >even logos? from my archives (not my work) __-=========-__ _/~~oOOOOOOOOOOOOOo~~\_ _/~oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo~\_ _/oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo\_ /oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo\ /oOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo\ | OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo| | XXXXXXXXX OOOOOOOOO | |xXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX | \xXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXx/ \xXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx/ ~\xXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx/~ ~\_xXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx_/~ ~\__xXXXXXXXXXXXXXx__/~ ~~-=========-~~ _pepsipepsipep_ sipepsipepsipepsipeps ipepsipepsipepsipepsipepsip epsipepsipepsipepsipepsipepsipe ps epsipepsipepsipepsipepsi pepsipepsipepsipepsi IPEPSIPE sipepsip PEPSIPEPSIPEPSIPEPSI PEPSIPEPSIPEPSIPEPSIPEPS EP PEPSIPEPSIPEPSIPEPSIPEPSIPEPSIP EPSIPEPSIPEPSIPEPSIPEPSIPEP SIPEPSIPEPSIPEPSIPEPS ~IPEPSIPEPSIPE~ __-----__ /~ ~\ /~ ____ ~\ |/~~~~~===_____/| \_ ~~~~ _/ \_ _/ ~~-----~~: -joan File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/peanuts.txt From - Fri Jan 3 21:05:24 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!news.uoregon.edu!news.hn.netlink.co.nz!southern.co.nz!not-for-mail From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Adult Ascii Art Date: 3 Jan 1997 18:18:34 GMT Organization: Southern InterNet Services Lines: 103 Message-ID: <5ajihq$cv6@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <5aekce$q1q@mtinsc01-mgt.ops.worldnet.att.net> <19970102051100.AAA04472@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: kalessin.southern.co.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950621BETA PL0] Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9675 spunk1111@aol.com wrote: >The most provocative woman I can find... 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"T Y l ~-./l_ | \ . .<' | `-.._ __,/"r' l .-~~"-. / I Y Y "~[ | \ \_.^--, [ \ _~> | \ ___)--~ | ^. : l ^. _.j | Y I | l l I Y \ | -Row \ ^. | \ ~-^. ^. ~"--.,_ |~-._ ~-. | ~Y--.,_ ^. : : "x \ \ \. \ ] ^._ .^ ~~ ->Possum<- ____________________________________________________ T ================================================= |T | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|[L | __________________________________________________[| |I __==___________ ___________ . ,. _ . __ T| ||[_j L_I_I_I_I_j L_I_I_I_I_j /|/V||(g/| == l| lI _______________________________ _____ _________I] |[__I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_] [__I__] [_I_I_I_]| |[___I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_L I ___ [_I_I_I_]| |[__I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_L_I __I_]_ [_I_I_T || |[___I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I____] [_I_I_] [___I_I_j| | [__I__I_________________I__L_] | | | -Row l__________________________________________________j ->Amiga1200<- File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/v-sign.txt From - Sat Dec 7 01:27:06 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!solace!eru.mt.luth.se!news.algonet.se!news.uoregon.edu!ddsw1!news.mcs.net!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!uunet!in2.uu.net!204.191.213.61!ott.istar!istar.net!van.istar!west.istar!news-w.ans.net!newsfeeds.ans.net!news.lava.net!news.Hawaii.Edu!uhunix2.its.Hawaii.Edu!vyoza From: Valerie S Yoza Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: ....ascii needed.... Date: Fri, 6 Dec 1996 10:29:35 -1000 Organization: University of Hawaii Lines: 61 Message-ID: References: <32A45199.41C67EA6@geocities.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: uhunix2.its.hawaii.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII X-Sender: vyoza@uhunix2.its.Hawaii.Edu To: Tony Camaiani In-Reply-To: <32A45199.41C67EA6@geocities.com> On Tue, 3 Dec 1996, Tony Camaiani wrote: > Hi to all..... > I need an ascii design... > with the 2 fingers that mean's the victory (like the visitor sign:) > do you've understand...? > thank's in advance... > bye bye > > -- > ______ ____ ___ ______ ___ > / \ / \ | \| |\ \/ / > \__ __/| ~ || | \ / > |__| \____/ |__|\__| |__| > ~ Camaiani Antonio ~ > - camaiani@cs.unibo.it -- tonyc@insinet.it - > - www.cs.unibo.it/~camaiani - > > I found this one, but i have no idea who made it. __ __ | | | | ____ | | | | / 81 \ | | | | / __ \ | | | | |___|__|__ __|_____ | |___/ | | |\ _____ / ----- | / | 0 ^ | \ |___|_| | --------| \ ' / |_ |___|_|----- | | | O | | \ | |_|____/ --------| \___/ | |_ \_____/ \ /__ / _| \ _________/ [ ] [ ] `--' `--' ----------------PEACE OUT!!!!--------------- O O ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ O * O Valerie Yoza O O vyoza@hawaii.edu \ \/\ University of Hawaii \/ at Manoa ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ _____ ____ _____ / ____|/ __ \ / ____| Please help bring Sailor Moon back to | (___ | | | | (___ the U.S. by adding your signature to: \___ \| | | |\___ \ ===================================== ____) | |__| |____) | http://looney.physics.sunysb.edu/sos/ |____ave\____ur___ailors!=========== Please Sign!! ========= File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/valentine2.txt From - Sun Feb 9 14:44:13 1997 Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!worldnet.att.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Valentine's stuff Date: 6 Feb 1997 17:54:32 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 55 Message-ID: <19970206175400.MAA10341@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:17076 more new stuff: -=[ "Hershey" kisses ]=- 2/97 ) ( ( ) ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ( /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ jgs (_K_) (_I_) (_S_) (_S_) (_E_) (_S_) -=[ roses ]=- 1/97 __ _ / /| |\\ \/_/ \_\| / __ \/_/__\ .-=='/~\ ____,__/__,_____,______)/ /{~}}} -,------,----,-----,---,\'-' {{~}} jgs '-==.\}/ __ _ / /| |\\ \/_/ \_\| / __ \/_/__\ .--=='/~\ ____,__/__,_____,______)/ /{~}}} -,------,----,-----,---,\'--' {{~}} jgs '--==.\}/ __ _ / | | \ \/_/ \_\| / __ \/_/__\ .--='/~\ ____,__/__,_____,______)/ /{~}}} -,-----,--\--,-----,---,\'-' {{~}} jgs __/\_ '--=.\}/ /_/ |\\ \/ -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/seashells2.txt From - Wed Apr 16 20:18:15 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Seashells Date: 16 Apr 1997 12:09:03 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 59 Message-ID: <19970416120900.IAA26226@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14261 In article , "-*< Abalone >*-" writes: >Hi, if anybody got some nice seashell ascii pictures, please send it to >me, thanks in advance :) I made some shells not too long ago and I think they turned out nice... /\ {.-} ;_.-'\ { _.}_ \.-' / `, \ | / \ | ,/ jgs \|_/ _.---._ .'"".'/|\`.""'. : .' / | \ `. : '.' / | \ `.' `. / | \ .' jgs `-.__|__.-' _.---._ .:":_'-.-`_:":. :`.`._'-.-'_.'.': '`.`._`-.-'_.'.'' `.`-.`-.-'.-'.' jgs `._`-.-'_.' `'''` _.-''|''-._ .-' | `-. .'\ | /`. .' \ | / `. \ \ | / / `\ \ | / /' `\ \ | / /' `\ \ | / /' jgs _.-`\ \ | / /'-._ {_____`\\|//'_____} `-' -joan -- , , /(_, ,_)\ DON'T MESS WITH ME... \ _/ \_ / I'M A REAL CRAB TODAY! // \\ \\ (@)(@) // joan stark \'="=="='/ spunk1111@juno.com ,===/ \===, ",===\ /===," ASCII art gallery: " ,==='------'===, " http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ jgs " " File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/racoon.txt From - Tue Apr 8 23:04:46 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Racoon Wanted Date: 8 Apr 1997 14:55:45 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 48 Message-ID: <19970408145501.KAA12197@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <19970402202700.PAA26197@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13917 found a big one... not my art _/; _(~ ; _(## ; ___ _( ### ; __,-----' `--.__ _( ## ### ; ,-. _,---' ,-, , `---. 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((`-) \\ \\ joan stark .="""=._)) spunk1111@juno.com / ., .' /__(,_.-' ` /| ASCII ART GALLERY /_|__ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ | `)) | jgs -"== File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/swordforfencing.txt Subject: Re: RV: Swords Date: Fri, 11 Apr 1997 14:30:51 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <01BC45D3.210A9950@106l21> On Thu, 10 Apr 1997 17:17:49 +0200 Moon Knight <4andres@RIGEL.DEUSTO.ES> writes: >I'm sorry, but, what's the meaning of epee ? In fencing competition there are three weapons... 1) foil- weighs less than 500g; target area is torso _ |\ [_[[[[[[[| |========================================D |/ |__20cm____|________________90cm____________________| 2) épée- weighs less than 770g; target area is entire body ;. | `. [_[[[[[[| |========================================D | .' :' |__20cm____|_________________90cm___________________| & 3) saber- weighs less than 500g; target area is waist-up ;\ | \ [_]]]]]| |========================================D \ / .' `==;.' |_17cm___|___________________88cm_________________| -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/monkeys.txt Subject: monkeys.html Date: Sun, 24 Nov 1996 23:38:51 -0500 (EST) From: CPL_DIAL19@FRONT1.cpl.org To: ekveland@online.no MONKEYS _________________________________________________________________ __ EEEK! / \ ~~|~~ (|00|) | (==) --/ ___||___ / _ .. _ \ // | | \\ // | | \\ || / /\ \ || _|| _| || |_ ||_ -David Berner- \|||___||___|||/ Monkey __ .'_|\ _.--._ |_| ` \---/ ``. | ` .' .--._____`\ \ / /#"__ _< \/ | |#'/ \| \ |__ |# | '@|'@ ,'-.`.|" \_/|_/ | ` \\ __<.`)__ .'~~`. `.__,|\\ \ `-_` / ,' .--. `. ) ' \ \( `' / ,' `. | _/ ,, \ \_-- (_/ | | / \\/ ``\\_/ `-._____ .' . | \\ _________<____)) .' .' /| \\--' _____----.`-' / .' / ( >----' .-<_===' / / | \ / | . |____\ / | | | \ / | . | \ _/` \ `. .'| `\_(`\ `. `~----~~' .'\ \ ) `-._____.-' | ) / | /| / -Joshua Bell- | / (-<_______ _/--`-------____\ `---._ ===' `--' /~\ C oo _( ^) / ~\ /~\ C oo _( ^) / ~\ (.)(.) ) .( ( v ) \ |/ ------------------------------------------------------------------- ... .":. .:"" "". : :.: . "'.<""""> : ..: .:..<(=)(=)> :..')) ; .'). )/~\( '))) ))) \U/ -cfbd- Lemur ... .":. .:"" "". : :.: . "'.<""""> : ..: .:..<(.)(.)> :..')) ; .')) )/~\( '))) ))) \U/ -cfbd- Lemur -------------------------------------------------------------------- / / ... .":. .:"" "". / : :.: . "'.<""""> : ..: .:..<(=)(=)> / :..')) ; .'). )/~\( |\ '))) ))) \U/ / | \ \\ \ / / / \\ \ / / \\___\ / / \\ / \\ _______ / / \\ / _____ | / \\ / /(__) || / / \\ ________/ / |OO| || / \\ | |-------|| / \\ (| | -.|| \\ | ____ \ ||=================================O=================== /| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ \|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |_______| / \ |__| / \ |_|/ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ The Dreaded Mobile Cowtapult & Lemur Launcher -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hairy Sloth =====(((=))=====(=)))=========== " `, |' / /"/ |"" """| \"| |"|| " " "" " |"|\ /""~\\. /" ""~, ""~""""`"",~`~"!!"!" \ /"""""/""! 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"'.<""""> (oo)| | |||||| : ..: .:..<(ù)(ù)> \/ | | |||||| :..')) ; .')) )/~\( " | | ||||||\ '))) ))) \U/ " " // \\ " " " " " \|/ \ || / \|/ \ |/ \ | // \ |/ \ \ \| |/ / \|/ \| -cfbd- __------__ /~ ~\ | //^\\//^\| /~~\ || o| |o|:~\ | |6 ||___|_|_||:| \__. / o \/' | ( O ) /~~~~\ `\ \ / | |~~\ | ) ~------~`\ /' | | | / ____ /~~~)\ (_/' | | | /' | ( | | | | \ / __)/ \ | | | \ / __)/ \ \ \ \ \/ /' \ `\ \ \|\ / | |\___| \ | \____/ | | /^~> \ _/ < | | \ \ | | \ \ \ -^-\ \ | ) `\_______/^\______/ _ /_ // // // <""""> __ // <(.)(.)> || \\ / )/~\( || \\ / \U/______ / \ \\_/__________ ____=|milk| \ _______ |~~~~| after \ ______ |____| -C N Easter- \____ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/rolling_stones.txt Subject: Rolling_Stones. 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'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:' '!!!!!!!!!!!!i' '''''' File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/rosepoem.txt ... :``..': Some say love it is the river : ````.' :''::' that drowns the tender reed. ..:.. : .'' : Some say love it is a razor ``. `: .' : that leaves your soul to bleed. : : : : Some say love it is a hunger : : : : an endless aching need. : : : : I say love it is a flower : : :..''''``::. and you, its only seed. : ...:..' .'' .' .' .::::' It's the heart afraid of breaking :..'''``::::::: that never learns to dance. ' `:::: It's the dream afraid of waking `::. that never takes the chance. `:: It's the one who won't be taken :::. who cannot seem to give, ..:```.:'`. ::'`. and the soul afraid of dying ..' `:.: :: that never learns to live. .: .:``::: .: ..'' ::: When the night has been too lonely : .'' :: and the road has been too long, : :: and you think that love is only : for the lucky and the strong, : just remember in the winter far beneath the bitter snows lies the seed that with the sun's love in the spring becomes the rose..... Words by Amanda McBroom File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/miniart.txt From - Wed Jan 1 23:48:17 1997 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!howland.erols.net!feed1.news.erols.com!news From: stephenm@erols.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: The MINI Art Collection! Part 1 Date: Wed, 01 Jan 1997 19:22:22 GMT Organization: Erol's Internet Services Lines: 63 Message-ID: <32cab8e5.15412619@news.erols.com> Reply-To: steve99@POBoxes.com NNTP-Posting-Host: spg-as37s62.erols.com X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.1/32.230 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9575 By Stephen Matta (A.K.A. Zindras) I got many comments on my "Klingon" ascii art minis, so I made more, and here they are! (By the way, you can put this in any collections, just give me some recognition, please!) THE MINI ASCII ART COLLECTION, PART I -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- .-'-. The Original MINI Klingon Ship! =_- Mini-Enterprise-D! =_- o Add an 'O' and you have... Mini-Roadrunner! ___ /__/ \__\ Mini-Paper! _ _ | \/\/ | |_/\/\_| Mini-Tie Wing Fighter! o-< o>-< o\-< o/-< o<-> o<-< Mini-Man Sleeping! (In Different Poses) __ | |\ | | | =--> |_|/ Mini-Bow and Arrow! 0-0-0-0-0-0-< A Bunch of Mini-People at a Dance Party! (Look sideways) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- There will be a LOT more in collection 2! Coming soon to a newsgroup near you. ___ ____ ____ ________ | \ \ \ / / | | | o | \ ' / | _____| | _/ \ / | |_____ | \ \ / | |_____ | o | | | | | |___/ |_| |_______| -Stephen _...._ .::o:::::. Happy Holidays! .:::'''':o:. (And a Happy New Year!) :o:_ _::: -Stephen Matta `:(_>()<_):' stephenmatta@juno.com jgs`'//\\'' File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/vsign2.txt From - Sat Dec 7 16:15:54 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!news.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!uunet!in3.uu.net!204.191.213.61!ott.istar!istar.net!van.istar!west.istar!news-w.ans.net!newsfeeds.ans.net!lantana.singnet.com.sg!violet.singnet.com.sg!nuscc.nus.sg!chongche From: chongche@iscs.nus.sg (The EQUINOX) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: ....ascii needed.... Date: 7 Dec 1996 07:35:18 GMT Organization: Dawn Peak Lines: 33 Message-ID: <58b6nm$27h@nuscc.nus.sg> References: <32A45199.41C67EA6@geocities.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: chongche@decunx.iscs.nus.sg X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] Tony Camaiani (dakkar@geocities.com) wrote: : Hi to all..... : I need an ascii design... : with the 2 fingers that mean's the victory (like the visitor sign:) : do you've understand...? : thank's in advance... Here u go .... ___ ___ / \ / \ \ \ / / \- -\ PEACE /- -/ \ \ / / \- -\ /- -/ \ \ / / ____ \____\/____/ ( \/ /\ / /\ \ \ / \ ___\___ \ (___\/ \ \___ / \ \\__/ | \__/\\________ / | \_/ | | -- _-**-__-NATIONAL-__-**-__UNIVERSITY__-**-OF-**-__-SINGAPORE__-**-_ "If men cannot always make history have meaning, they can act so that their own lives have one." -A.Camus | ___| | __| QUINOX E-mail: isc40017@leonis.nus.sg | chongche@iscs.nus.sg |____| -**--**--**--**--**--**--**--**--**--**--**--**--**--**--**--**--**- File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/macintoshstuff.txt Macintosh Stuff!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a collection of my ASCII art of Macintosh icons, images, etc. If you want to use these, please keep my little "JO" thingy in them, and if you can, include my email or page URL. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Each ASCII is in a cell of a table, which allows you to select (if you want to copy) just that ASCII art, something you can't do in a word processor. If you were to try to select the first calculator here for instance, everything on that horizontal line of text (parts of the othr two calculators) would get selected also. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ____________ ____________ | | | ________ | | JO | | | | | | | | | _____ | | JO | | | | | ___ | | | | | _____|____________|_____ || || JO | | | | |________________________| ||___|| | |________| | | | | _ | |____________| | - ---- | |_____| ___)____(___ | | /_/_|_\_\----. | ____ ___ | | ____________________ | /_/__|__\_\ ) |____________| | | | | ( /_/_/_/__\_\_\_\-----. |_|____________________|_| [] /_/_/_/____\_\_\_\ ( / \ ) / \ --------------- (__ /________________________\ An old Mac SE /_\ / \ /___\ / \ -------------------------- (______) My Performa 6300CD -------------------------- Mac Color StyleWriter 2500 _______________ | ___________ | | | ...JO.... | | | | ......... | | | | ......... | | | |___________| | | _________ | | | ___ | | | || | | | |__||___|____|__| ----------------- Floppy disk _______________ __|____________ | __|____________ | | __|____________ | | | | ___________ | | | | | | ...JO.... | | | | | | | ......... | | | | | | | ......... | | | | | | |___________| | | |__| | _________ | | | | | ___ | | |__| | || | | |__| |__||___|____|__| -------------------------- Floppy disk set __________________ | |============| | | | JO | | | | | | | |____________| | | |____________| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |____________| | \__|________|___|__/ -------------------- Iomega Zip Disk ____________ | |\ _______________ | | \ | ___________ | __________ | |__\ | | JO | | / JO \ | | | | | | |____________|___________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |___________| | | | | | | | | | | | | . ____ | | | | | | | | | | | |_______________| | | | JO | |___________| |________________________| |_______________| ----------------- -------------------------- ----------------- The Finder Icon Folder Icon Document Icon _______________________ | | | JO | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_______________________| | | | =======[ ]======== | |_______________________| ----------------------------- Control Panel (cdev) Icon _______________________ | | | JO | | | |_ | | | | | | | | | _| _| | | | | | | |_______________________| ------------------------------ Extension (INIT) Icon ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Created: 1996-03-01 SAT 19:01:21 -0500 Last Modified: 1997-03-01 SAT 19:37:16 -0500 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Back to ASCII Art Index ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Home] File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/various12adamgurno.txt Subject: Just a quick note... Date: Fri, 3 Jan 1997 14:52:02 -0600 (CST) From: Adam Gurno Reply-To: gurnoab@cda.mrs.umn.edu To: ekveland@online.no Hi!, I just visited your Ascii site, (kudos! very nice) and noticed that the Dilbert art that you have is mis-accredited. Someone took some of my art, stripped off the credits and mixed it in with some other ascii stuff. Just for the record here is my stuff... --------------------- (~'~~'~~'~~) | | What's wrong, Dogbert? | | / | ~|~ _ __ |-------()) || | ( _) .'~\ /. I'm a horrible ascii | | ()()__\/ ". / drawing! | | /* " ''.. | | // | |'..'---_/\ | () | / ''---|| /\ ". ." / \ \\/\/ ".. ."\\ -abg | \ / \_/ || | ^ | \/\\ | \ ((__) .-'''-. .~ \ _\/___________ ( | |\ | | |___|_|_| | __ | | \/ | OOOO | | ( ) ========()== | | / /\ \--;_| | / /| | |__/ /_____/ __/ | |-| / ~~ ) | | (( ~------..)/ | | | | | | / \_________|__/__ | \ \ | \__________ | -abg | / / | / / | /___/ / /_/.. | / ~'- | ----.. ) | | ~~~ |____| |__| / '-----. |________/ _ _ {{} {}} {{}}{{}} {{{}}}{{}} {{{}}}}^^^^-. | ~~ ~~ |@ ' '| Work Smarter, not harder... | --. / | __' _______ | O | | | ''';....... | | """'..()...|______.---, | / \\ /\ // | |~ | / || | | || _____| | | / \\/ \// | -|_______| | \\..// | | \\// | -abg Hi Guys- This is more Dilbert stuff that I whipped up at the beginning of the summer, fubarred, held a contest that no one won, and have only now gotten around to posting. Now, where is that file?... Ah, here it is... Our hero, sitting at his Be Box proto. His hair might look a little funny depending upon what you are using to read this. If you don't like his hair, you can modify it how you want. (I would suggest these alternatives: '"'"'"', `'`'`'`', and ~^~^~^~. Find one you like.) Try not to look at his hand. 8^) (~~~~~~~~~) | | | | | | .--------.. (()---- | | || (_ | | || | | | || | | -abg | || /\ ..-- '--------'' /\ ||-'' \ / \ \ \// ,, \---. .---------. \./ |~| /__\ \ | ___|_________|__|""-.___ / || | | | | .-----'| | | | | CC.-----. | | | | '-----' | | || A quick and dirty Ratbert pic. His ears actually lay down more than I am able to show in this small of a drawing. _._ |.-.; || ((-.. || / 00.....o // / ) || : ------~ || ; \ -abg || ; \\_ \ || ; '--(): This is Dilbert and Dogbert sitting down. Ummm... any questions? (~~~~~~~~) | | | |--.----. (()---. | | | (_ ' | | | | | | | | | | | |..---'' | | .-'-. /\ /\..---'' | | / \ \ \// \ | | : / \-OO '-' /__\ \| | .-. : (___) 0 // // / | | | \ (_) | //..---------' | | | _____/.__ _/_________(/_|| | | |-| \\ || | ____'-'-'----------O-------------|| | (______________) |==|| | | | | || | | | | || | | | | || |-abg | | | || | | | | || | | | | || | '--------------' '--''----------------' This is Dilbert's garbage man. He is my favorite character by far, and I drew him as if he was going to say something, but it is late, and I cannot think of something that is witty enough. If you want to change him so that he is reading instead of reacting, try changing his mouth from the '.' to a '-'. .----. /___.--'-. C '----' | ) .-----. | .| /_ / '''----' / ) / / \/'..'__/ / / / / / /\~~)__________ \(___________) | | | | | | | | | |(__) | | -abg This is Dilbert's perpetually bad date. I am sure that there are actually more than one, but they almost always look like this one. Let her say something dumb. I never like it when she gets the best of our boy. I remember that happening wayyy to often in RL. ..---.. ..(~ ~).. ( ) ( ~~~~~~~ ) ( | . . | ) ( | (_) | ) ( | | ) (.,.,.| === |.,.,.) '.___.' /|_|\ / \ / \ -abg And, last and probably least in the brains category, Dilbert's boss. His hair is not quuuuuite right. I am going to hide behind the 'too tired to do something about it right now' excuse. Also, this little bit of trivia popped up when I was 'reseaching' (read: sneaking into the local bookstore and reading all the Dilbert books that I don't own) him: his eyebrows change periodically from the 'unibrow' look to a regular dual look. At least that's easy to change. @ @ @@ ..-.. @@ @@@' _ _ '@@@ @( . . )@ | (_) | | _ | |_ _| /|_'---'_|\ / | '\_/' | \ / | | | | \ -abg I did these about 5 months ago, and see somethings that I can change. I edited them so that the pictures wouldn't be all over the screen like they were before, but they might not look right on your screen, so you might have to do a little more editing. Adios, amigos! -------------------------- And that's it for my Dilbert stuff... Ahhh, what the hell, you want some more of my work? Here... ------------------------- >From gurnoab@cda.mrs.umn.edu Tue Oct 1 14:50:29 1996 Date: Fri, 20 Sep 1996 00:33:50 -0500 From: onruG madA Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: [TALK/ART] Meanderings... [__][__][__][__] [__][__] () ___ <- Sig Sized Super Breakout. (( [___] -abg _/\ //__\ \__/ -abg <- An triangle on a circle - the letters A & G ~~~ ___________ ) () ))() c' /I\ \ ( )( (()( - / I \ \ \/\ \\/\ -O--===o---| / I \ \ \_\_/_/ | /___I___\_________\ ()_()_) |_____|-abg me roasting a marshmallow over a campfire __ .___| |\__. | ' |_/ -abg Heading out to plow some snow.... '-()----()' \ )() ()( ____ ____________________. ////// / / \ -abg \\\\\\____\______________\_/ Just another nail in the coffin. . -- - ( =- -- - ( .-' Oh, stylized tree in a hurricane... -- - - ||-(' the winds that blow ye, --- - || -abg exist only in thought. .'''' (-()() -abg "Chewing Gum" - A self portrait. ) (_ .'''' "Sitting alone, key (-()() -abg dreaming, black... white, a hyphen ) brings/leaves me to thought." - "ASCII man" - self haiku. (\ (\ \ \ -abg ()^() . . \\ // \\// -abg Hockey sticks/ Golf Clubs __//__ |__/\__| __ ..._______________. / ///______________ /.\ \__\\\_______________\./ -abg pencil cross section. . . . / _/ / ()____) _____ ()____) / // _____/ /_________/ // _/_) / /) () () () / /| ===================/ \|______________________/ _/___/ ()____) ()____) -abg / / . / .. .'''''. 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Nemec $8i: ~~ !$$$ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/transformers.txt From - Wed Mar 12 21:10:36 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.radio.cz!CESspool!hammer.uoregon.edu!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: TRANSFORMERS ASCIIs Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 14:43:34 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 51 Message-ID: <3326B306.3C1D@wing.rug.nl> References: <33247C9A.7FB0@hotmail.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: wing1.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) To: Havok Kaoss Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12713 Havok Kaoss wrote: > > I need two ASCIIs. One for the Autobot ensignia and one for the > Decepticon insignia. Made these for you: Autobot: ____ __,-' __ `-.__ | `-. `' ,-' | |`-. |`--'| ,-'| \`-. | | ,-'/ | ___\ /___ | | `V'| |`V' | | | | | | | | | `--' | | `.| __ |,' `./ \,' hh `--' Decepticon: . . , , |\ |\_/| /| | `-._| |_,-' | | -._| V |_,- | \ -._ \ / _,- / | .__ ` __, | |`.`.`-.-',','| | \ `/ \' / | `. `. ,' ,' `. \ / ,' `.V,' hh ` Hope you like 'em, -- _____ _ _ _ ,-'`. | __| |_|_|_____ ___ ___ _| | _ _ _ _ ___ ,'`.,-'`. |__ | | | | _| . | . | | \ / \ |\| ' | /`.,'`.,-'`. |_____|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |___|___| |_/ \_/ | | | (`./`-,'`.,-'`. _ _ _ _ _ _ \.\.( `,'`.,-' Herman Hiddema |_) /| |\| | / ` )`\ |.|`,' Venuslaan 147 c | /"| | | | \_, ,' \/`) /.| 9742 KN Groningen ,-'"`-. / \,'\/`( ( The Netherlands //// / @ @ \ \\\\ \,'`./`./`.\ tel. 050-5775373 \ :=| ,._,. |=: / \ ,'\ /\ ) mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl || ,\ \_../ /. || \ ,; \,' http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod/ ||','`-._))'`.`|| `: \.' `-' (/ `-' `./ Now there's a man who knows where his towel is! 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Heavy Laser Turrets / \_ / / |_| \ \ _/ \ 4 ....... TIE Fighter Launch Chutes /___(\\\/ \///)___\ 5 ............... Heavy Blast Doors \____\\`==========='//____/ 6 .................... Guard towers / '/ .-------. \\ \ 7 ........ Shuttle Landing Platform __/ //. \`+---+'/ .\\ \__ 8 ........... AT-AT Docking Station /\ \ ///x`.\|___|/.'x\\\ / /\ 9 ................. Connecting Ramp / \ \ //`-._//| |\\_.2'\\ / / \ / _.-==='_____//.-=-.\\_____`===-._ \ \ `-===.\-. \ `-=1' / .-/.===-' 3 / The pre-fabricated, multi-function \ / / \\\ \ \.===./ /4/// \ \ / Imperial garrison base is the back- \/_/ \\\ | /.---.\ | /// \_\/ bone of the Empire's occupational \ \\\|/ |_m_| \|/// / forces. These heavily-armoured for- \_____\=============/_____/ tresses have walls up to 10 meters /____/// ___ \\\____\ thick to guard against ground \ (_//\__|||||__/\\_) / assaults, and powerful deflector \ / \|,,|||||,,|/ \ / shields protect them for air or \_____| | 5 | 6|_____/ space attacks. `--' `--' ____________________________________________________________________________ %=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ U E x t e r i o r , S i d e V i e w /_\ ------------------------------------- 1 [___] :`:': 1 .............. Sensor Suite Tower `:::' 2 ... Heavy Twin Turbolaser Turrets _ :_: _ 3 ............. Heavy Laser Turrets =[ ]2 [%] [ ]= 4 ....... Tie Fighter Launch Chutes :=: :=: :=: 5 ............... Heavy Blast Doors _|_|_ __| |__ _|_|_ 6 .................... Guard Towers / /XX|\ /__|_|__\ /|XX\ \ 3 /4/XXX| | _/___\_ | |XXX\ \ 7 ....... 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Observattion tower ___.____._ll_._1_|--| |--|___._ll_.____.____ XXX|XXXX|XIIX|XXX|--| 3 |--|XXX|XIIX|XXXX|XXXX XXX|XXXX|XIIX|XXX| 2| | |XXX|XIIX|XXXX|XXXX The outer perimeter is marked by a high-voltage "death fence." Powered Force fields placed at regular intervals along the fence may be turned off to permit entry and exit. Observation towers, connected by fortified cat- walks, are set back from the fence and constantly manned by stormtroopers. Other outer defenses include energy mine fields, modified patrol Droids, and AT-ST Scout Walkers. ____________________________________________________________________________ %=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ _ /| L a n d i n g P l a t f o r m -==+ ------------------------------- : [__________] Up to two Lambda-class shuttles and four `' || ||`-' AT-AT Walkers can dock at the platform. ======== =xx A loading ramp leads directly from the || || ll platform into the garrison complex. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ____________________________________________________________________________ %=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I n t e r i o r , L e v e l s 1 - 5 --------------------------------------- ______ ______ The first 5 levels of the garrison com- / ____ \_______/ ____ \ plex are of identical layout, construc- / / \_________/ \ \ ted around a level-spanning surface / / | 3 | 5 \ \ vehicle bay. Refer to the key below to \ \ \_____/_______/ / determine what each level contains. / / o |o o| o \ \ __/ / 2 .' o4o `. 6 \ \__ 1 ... Storage Gallery (levels 1-2), / __/ .' ._o_o_. `. \__ \ Armory (levels 3-4), Training / / `-. .' .' 10 `. `. .-' \ \ Facilities and Recreation / / ~' .'`-._____.-'`. `~ \ \ Rooms (level 5) \ \ o < C | | | D > o 7 / / 2 ... Stormtrooper Barracks (levels \ \__ \ ' ' ' / __/ / 1-3), Security Barracks \__ \ 1 |---- 9 ----|~-._ / __/ (levels 4-5) \ \ |==== B====| Y / 3 ...... Base Security (levels 1-5) \ \ |---- ----| / / 4 ......... Turbolifts (levels 1-6) / / |__A_ _ __| 8 \ \ 5 .... Detention Block (levels 1-5) \ \ | | | | / / 6 ... Technical and Service Person- \ \_____| | | |_____/ / nel Barracks (levels 1-5) \_____ `o| |o' _____/ 7 ... Technical Shops (levels 1-2), `--' `--' Medical Bay (level 3), Science Labs (levels 4-5) 8 ... Storage Gallery (levels 1-2), Droid Shops (levels 3-5) 9 ...................... Surface Vehicle Bay (levels 1-5): A .................................. AT-ST Scout Walker Bays B ........................................ AT-AT Walker Bays C ...................... Vehicle Maintenance and Repair Deck D ........................................ Speeder Bike Deck 10 ........................... Miscellaneous Vehicle Parking ____________________________________________________________________________ %=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I n t e r i o r , L e v e l 6 --------------------------------- ____ ____ / __ \_________/ __ \ Base command personnel, control rooms, / / \___________/ \ \ rooms, trade mission, and diplomatic \ \ o oo o / / offices are located on this level. / / oo----. \ \ / / 8 __oo `.1 \ \ 1 ....... Sensor Monitors, Tractor Beam __/ /\ .~ || 2 \ \ \__ and Shield Controls / __/ \ .' 9.-'`-. | /\__ \ 2 ....................... Computer Room / / o \|__: o :_____|/ o \ \ 3 ....................... Meeting Rooms \ \__ 7 .---: 10 :------.3 __/ / 4 ...... Officers' and Pilots' Quarters \__ \ / `-..-' \/ __/ 5 ... Trade Mission, Diplomatic Offices \ \/\ 5 || / / 6 ........... Base Commander's Quarters \ \ `. || 4 / / and offices \ \ o~`---|| o / / 7 ............ Officer Recreation Rooms / /6 ____||_____ \ \ 8 ............................. Offices \ \__/ _________ \__/ / 9 ................... Base Control Room \____/ \____/ 10 ..................... Reception Area ____________________________________________________________________________ %=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x%=x% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I n t e r i o r , L e v e l 7 --------------------------------- __ __ /_]\ /[_\ The TIE Fighter Hanger Deck houses the \ \,===========./ / garrison's TIE fighters in standard-design //:o-----------o:\\ ceiling racks. 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Anders O o . __ _||_ |||| .----. |o<>o| ////\\\\ /--\ -Paul Foerster- /----\ ____ ][_n_|OO[ ====__ (_____|__|_[_____]. < oo OO o o Forrest Cook _____ ___ |[]|_n__n_I_c |___||__|###|____} O-O--O-O+++--O-O ____ |DD|____T_ |_ |_____|< @-@-@-oo\ ooOOOO oo _____ _I__n_n__||_|| ________ >(_________|_7_|-|______| /o ()() ()() o oo oo _ _ _ _ __ __ __ __ __ __ ___ ___ ___ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ _ _ _ _ ||_|||_|||___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__||_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_||_|___|___|___|____|__________|___|___|___|___|___||_|_|_|_|| ||_|_|_|_|___|___|___|___|_|_/ \__|___|___|___|___|__||_|_|_|_| |_|||_|_||_|___|___|___|____/ __ \___|___|___|___|___||_|_|_|_|| ||_|_|_|_|___|___|___|___|_| _||_ | ___|___|___|___|__||_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_||_|___|___|___|___| |||| |__|___|___|___|___||_|_|_|_|| ||_|_|_|||___|___|___|___|_| .----. |____|___|___|___|__||_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_||_|___|___|___|___| |o<>o| |__|___|___|___|___||_|_|_|_|| /___|___|__\__|___|___|___|_| ////\\\\ |____|___|___|___|_/_|___|__|_\ |_|_|_|_|_|_||___|___|___|___| /--\ |__|___|___|___|__|_|__|__|__|_| ||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|___|___|___|_| /----\ |____|___|___|____|___|__|__|__| File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/nerd.txt From - Wed Mar 12 06:41:11 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!cs.utexas.edu!math.ohio-state.edu!howland.erols.net!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!spamz.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: need a nerd Date: 12 Mar 1997 03:58:48 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Message-ID: <19970312035801.WAA07998@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <19970311213901.QAA15792@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Lines: 44 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12693 rediddled him a bit- longer neck, different collar, and added baggy knees... still pretty nerdy... -=[ a nerd ]=- 3/97 /))))))))) //) __ __\ C==/_o|^|o_\ | _\ ) \ '---'/ _/`-. __.'_ /` \`'-,._./|\ / \ /`\_/\/ \ / , ||| |\ , \ | |:===: / | | | | /|:~~~: | / | | \ \ '-' \/ / / `\ \==I==[]=/ / \o_\ |o/ / ) |\ | /\| J |/ |/| | | | | | | | | | | | \ > > | | | |_____|__| [_____]__] |==|==| /~~&\~~&\ jgs ( , `~~)`~~) """`~~~`~~~` -joan -- _____ _____ _____ ___ _ __ {:::::} {:::::} {:::::} {:::\:} _ ."--". _ {:} {:} {:::} {:}\::} (_:/ oo \:_) {:}A {:}A {:}OR {:} {:}OW /\, _(`()`)_ ,/\ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ \ `~~~,(`""`),~~~` / joan stark jgs `'---|/`""`\|---'` || || ASCII ART GALLERY: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/startrek.txt Subject: Star Trek Date: Sun, 24 Nov 1996 00:50:42 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <3296F6CF.315D@online.no> . + . + . . .. .. . ______________________. . . . __ . \_______NCC_1701______|) .______.---'--'---.________ || /-------.__________.-------/ /=======||=====/___/ '--' . \==\_____________|(- + . . + . . . . . + + .. . + . . + . . . . . . . + . . + + . + ......****************........ .....************************************....... ***************************************************** . . . .. . . * . . * . . . . . * . _____--------------~~~~--------------_.___ . + _--~~~~ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ~~~~--_ /_____/______/____/_______|____|_______\____\______\_____\ * . ____`--------====--------'____ . . <____> . __\______/__ * <____> . + . \\ ./ ---------- \ .// . . . * . \====\`----------'/====/ . . . @ . . ~~~~~~~~~~~~ . . . . . * .-|-. _.---._ .-|-. __|---|.----'-------`----.|---|__ ================================= \\ |`--._.--'| // `=====|---------|=====' |_.--_--._| <----(_)----> `-.`---'.-' `---' ________ _______ ===== ()_______)(_______)\ _____\_\- \________/ ===== ()_______)-| / snd \_____/ ________ ___.-.___ -FIRE! \|/ ____ \|/ \______|)\_______/ ---==* @~/ ,. \~@ _||___//`-' ---==* /_( \__/ )_\ '-._____]( \__U_/ ___ _____.------'---`------._____ ____.----' '' ' "" " """ " "" ` `` `----.____ ======================================================= `---.___``` ` "" " "" ' '''___.---' .---. `------.___.------' .---. 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ASCII-Boy to the rescue! Date: Tue, 01 Apr 1997 23:32:41 -0800 Organization: ASCII-Boy Lines: 26 Message-ID: <33420B99.72C0@Boy.RULZ> References: <5hs5nk$774@fido.asd.sgi.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: pr01-3.proaxis.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.02 (Win95; I) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13605 Julie Brodeur wrote: > > anyone have some artwork that looks like a monster truck? > > -- > -julie Sorry that it sucks Julie! But there is a good 15 minutes for you. I hope you enjoy it. {:-D)-[ ]==| ________ /\ \ ___________ / \ \ |\ |\ \ \_______ | \_________| \ \_______\ \ | \ \ \ / /----\ \ \ | \_________\_\/ /______\ \______\ \ | | _ | | \ | | | | O==\|______/------\______/------\__| .-______ .-______ / / \ / / \ | | | | | | ` \______/ ` \_____/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/skeleton2.txt From - Sun Apr 6 13:36:25 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!newsfeed.nacamar.de!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: req: skull Date: 6 Apr 1997 02:15:15 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 62 Message-ID: <19970406021500.VAA16323@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <1997Apr3.173751.26460@roper.uwyo.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13811 >> skeleton << 10/96 _.---._ .' `. :) (: \ (@) (@) / \ A / ) ( \"""""/ `._.' .=. .---._.-.=.-._.---. / ':-(_.-: :-._)-:` \ / /' (__.-: :-.__) `\ \ / / (___.-` '-.___) \ \ / / (___.-'^`-.___) \ \ / / (___.-'=`-.___) \ \ / / (____.'=`.____) \ \ / / (___.'=`.___) \ \ (_.; `---'.=.`---' ;._) ;|| __ _.=._ __ ||; ;|| ( `.-.=.-.' ) ||; ;|| \ `.=.' / ||; ;|| \ .=. / ||; ;|| .-`.`-._.-'.'-. ||; .:::\ ( ,): O O :(, ) /:::. |||| ` / /'`--'--'`\ \ ' |||| '''' / / \ \ '''' / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ /.' `.\ (_)' `(_) \\. .// \\. .// \\. .// \\. .// \\. .// \\. .// jgs \\. .// ///) (\\\ ,///' `\\\, ///' `\\\ ""' '"" -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/pepsican.txt From - Sun Feb 9 14:47:15 1997 Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!worldnet.att.net!newsxfer2.itd.umich.edu!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!spamz.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: baronsiger@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Pepsi Still Life Date: 7 Feb 1997 14:03:05 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 24 Message-ID: <19970207140301.JAA23974@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <$AAcHBD8Np+yEw3O@xemu.demon.co.uk> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:17134 Oppsies!!! Fergot to mention I'm new at this. Here it is again. {sigh} ___ _______|[]|______ /_________________\ |BUYPE .:::. | | ::::::::: | |P SIB '':::'''' | |UYP E Mmmm#### | | ###### | |PSI &.......& | |B U &DONTDRI& | |YPEPS &NKCOKED& | | &ONTDRIN& | |I B U &KCOKEDO& | |YPEPS &NTDRINK& | | &COKEDON& | |IBU &TDRINKC& | |Y P &OKEDONT& | |EPSIB &DRINKCO& | |_________________| \_______________/ This better? File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/ufo.txt From - Wed Mar 12 06:44:07 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!hermod.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!news.radio.cz!CESspool!hammer.uoregon.edu!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!worldnet.att.net!howland.erols.net!rill.news.pipex.net!pipex!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!zetnet.co.uk!not-for-mail From: James Constable Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: ASCII UFO?? Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 22:06:33 GMT Message-ID: <1997031122063377071@zetnet.co.uk> NNTP-Posting-Host: crescent.zetnet.co.uk X-Mailer: ZIMACS Version 1.09z3 10004428 Lines: 63 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12685 > would someone send me (or tell me where to find) some images of UFOs?? Ooohh... Been waiting to post these for ages! _________ /___ ___\ //JRC\ /JRC\\ \\JRC/ \JRC// \___ " ___/ | - | \_/ An alien ^ ___ ___/jrc\___ / '---' \ '--_______--' / \ / \ /\O/\ / | \ // \\ A UFO beaming someone up ___ ___ (_ _) (_ _) \\ // \\ // \\// THE || FILES //\\ // \\ _// \\_ (___) (___) The X-Files Logo (Well it is sorta to do with UFO's) -- /\/\ /; \;\ /; '\ \ /; ') ) /; ___'|/ /;__/ '.-.__:,_ ( ( ( )__(.--'- ~'------------------------------. ;|(| \, jc97 |, , ;| " James Constable /;\/;\ \| govinda@zetnet.co.uk _,: (; /; ;\ |http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/govinda/ '~-';_ (; ;\ | \ '__ ;\ '_________________________________________ /' '\ __;\ :=-''--( \ ) sig based on an idea by Shanaka Dias. ;| \ '- =' File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/more_hearts.txt Subject: More Hearts Date: Fri, 14 Feb 1997 22:12:05 GMT From: Mike Bell Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      Organization: Pharoh On-Line Service To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART And for my final Valentines Day post, Even more hearts: . . : ' ; . . ..;;;;;.. ..;;;;;.. `.' : ' ; ..:::::::::;, .;:::::::::.. `.' ::::::::::::::'0':::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: . . ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ; ' ; ;:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::; `.' ;:::::::::::::::::::::::::::,' . . `.:::::::::::::::::::::::,' . . ; ` ; `,:::::::::::::::::::,' ; ' ; `.' ',:::::::::::::::,' `.' . . ',:::::::::::,' ; ` ; `,:::::::,' . . `.' ';:::;' ; ' ; '.' `.' HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, - Mike .__. I------------------------|--|--------I "At your journey's end I------|-----------|-----0--|--------I you will find a friend I--|--0`----0,----0`--------0--------I in me." I-0`-----0,--|-----------------------I -= The Moody Blues I---------|--|-----------------------I `--` | _______________________________ | 0' (mike.bell@pharoh.uu.holonet.net) 0' ``````````````````````````````` File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/muppets-sesame.txt From - Fri Nov 29 19:12:12 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!hunter.premier.net!feed1.news.erols.com!news.idt.net!enews.sgi.com!news.sgi.com!newshub.sdsu.edu!newshub.csu.net!atlas.csusm.edu!san_marcos.csusm.edu!kamba001 From: Mango Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Muppets Date: Wed, 27 Nov 1996 16:09:42 -0800 Organization: California State University San Marcos Lines: 502 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: san_marcos.csusm.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII X-Sender: kamba001@san_marcos.csusm.edu Muppet Show characters Muppet - Kermit __ (+) (+) / \ \ -==- / \ / / \ ######### #### ### ######## ## ##++++++++##### # ######## #++++++++++++########## # ####### ##++++++++### ### # ####### ##++++++++# ## # ## ##+++++++++++# #### # # ####++++++++++++++# ###### # # ###+++++++++++++++++++# ##### # ##+### ######+++++++++++++++++++++++# ##### # #++++++####++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++# ### # ##++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++## ## # ##++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++## ## #++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++### #++# #++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++######++++# #++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++# #+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++# #++++++#++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++# #++++##+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++# #+++##+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++# #+++#+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++##+++++# #+++#++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++#++++# #+++#+++###+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++#++++# #+++#++#XX###++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++#++++# #++++++##xx####++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++####++++++##+++# #+++++++#xxxxx#####+++++++++++++++++++++++++++######XX#++++++##+++# #+++++++#xxxxxxxxx########++++++++++#########xxxxxx##++++++++++## ##++++++#xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx##########xxxxxxxxxxxxx##+++++++++++# #++++++##xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx###+++++++++++## #+++++++#xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx##++++++++++++## #+++++++#xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx##++++++++++++## #+++++++##xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx##++++++++++++## ##+++++++#xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx##++++++++++++## ##++++++##xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx##++++++++++++## ##++++++##xxxxxxxxxxxxx##++++++++++++## ##++++++###xxxxxxx###++ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/winniepooh.txt From - Wed Nov 20 22:00:09 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!newsfeed.internetmci.com!ultranews.duc.auburn.edu!wood!tanevwm From: tanevwm@mail.auburn.edu (Wade M Tanev) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ : Winnie the Pooh Date: 20 Nov 1996 05:03:23 GMT Organization: Auburn University Usenet Server Lines: 78 Message-ID: <56u3er$9fj@ultranews.duc.auburn.edu> References: <01bbd3a9$0b47a8c0$da95fccd@default> NNTP-Posting-Host: wood2.duc.auburn.edu X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] __( )_ ( (o____ | | | (__/ \ / ___ / \ \___/ / ^ / \ | | |__|_HUNNY | | \______)____/ \ / \ /_ | ( __) (____) _.- -.- -._ .. .;;" .oe$$$eeu.. ,?;UU. ,+'!! e$$$$$$$R$$$$x ?xd$) ,' !~ u$$$$F,$$$by,?$"e $F" _ - .,;,. ,dm :! $$$$$$d( )$( )?d$F _ - _ !?????X!!!!~!!!X!."?????$$$F'.::::::: - . - ~ +$$$$$m@`!! ~? `!kCCU$$$$ ::::::::: g~ ~ - _ "$BeCeW$:`~..__~x W$$$$$$$e `:::::'.$F ~ "****" ,``~~?$:=$$$$$$epppe$F` , ' , ?W.""??$$FFF" *. 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"`~~!!~ *""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$~ !!!!!!!!!`` ,"`~~!!!!!!~ : u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$~ !!!!``" ; . .... ~!!! . ..+ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$~ .!!!!!!?:::- !!!!!!!!!!!!::::+ !!~~~~~ **""$$$$$$$$$$$$$* .+!!!!!!!!( , ;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ !!!::.. ue$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!`` ~!!!!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! . `~~! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$` :!!!!!!!!!!X` ~!!!!!!!!!! ....::!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ !!!!!!!!!!~ `~!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!m$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ !!!!!!!*` `*~X!~* !!!!!!!*:$$$$$$$$$$$$$$~ ``((` :!!:: ` "?I$$$$$$$$$$$` `~!!!!!- e$$$$$$$$$$$$$~ ' `*~! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$" . .:!:. .: e$$$$$$$$$$$$$" ~ ` ' `~!!!!!!~:$$$$$$$$$$$$* :* :! ...... ::::::.. ~!!!` $$$$$$$$$$$$":!~ :!!` ` .!!!!!!!!!! -~!!!!!!!!::..!! 8$$$$$$$$$$*.!!!..!!~ ..- :!!!!!!!~!!!~ ' "~~!!!!!!!!! #$$$$$$$$*(!!!!!!!!!.+!~ :!!!!!~`- -`! ; `!!!!!!!."*$$**" `````"`!!!!!!! !!!!!~ .. .!!!!!~~` `!!!!`:!!!` ' `.:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~: !!!!!!!~ ' ~!!!!!!!~~`~!!!!!!::: ~!!!!!! ' .:!!!!!!!!!!!!: `!!!!!_ ' :::::::!?!!!!!!!!! :!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ `~!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~ Jeremy J. Olson (olson@ici.net) wrote: : ~ Does anyone has some ascii arts of "Winnie the Pooh" ? : ~ Thx a Lot : I don't. Anyone else do? -- _ _ _ ___ _ _ | | | | ___ _ _ | __> ___ ___ | | ___ | | | | | |<_> || '_> | _> <_> |/ . || |/ ._>|_/ |__/_/ <___||_| |___><___|\_. ||_|\___.<_> <___' File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/phone.txt From - Wed Nov 20 21:49:49 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!eru.mt.luth.se!solace!demos!news.stealth.net!news.ibm.net.il!arclight.uoregon.edu!enews.sgi.com!news.sgi.com!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!news.unisource.nl!xs4all!xs4all!usenet From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: phone Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 02:27:45 +0100 Organization: XS4ALL, networking for the masses Lines: 46 Message-ID: <32925E91.3C41@xs4all.nl> References: <3290e7f7.5528816@news.telepac.pt> NNTP-Posting-Host: asd09-16.dial.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-XS4ALL-Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 02:25:57 MET X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.01Gold (Win95; I) To: Pedro Graca Pedro Graca wrote: > > Please improve my phone: > > _____________ > / \ > / _________ \ > |__/ ,dooob, \__| > / \ > / 1 2 3 \ > | 4 5 6 | > | 7 8 9 | > / * 0 # \ > |___________| > > This is my first experiment with ASCII art and, well ..., it sucks! > -- > Pedro Graca I don't quite agree with you, it's a good drawing. Anybody can tell it's a phone. Right? I made it a bit more realistic if that's wat you meant by 'improvment'. _____________ / _________ '\ |__//|_____|\\__|=, / 1 2 3 \ ,' | 4 5 6 | ; | 7 8 9 | ', / * 0 # \ ; |_,-------,_|-' Keep up the good work. :) -- ----- `,---------------------------------------------- ,\, # joris bellenger (b'ger) |/ ? e-mail: svzanten@xs4all.nl ----| ~ )\--------------------------------------------- /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ ascii-art gallery at: / <_ ____,_ \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm --/___/_____ \---------------------------------------- \/| File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/winniestuckinrabbitshole.txt Subject: Winnie the Pooh STuck in Rabbit's Hole Date: Mon, 11 Nov 1996 11:55:00 -0700 From: Liang Cheng Wang To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Winnie the Pooh Stuck in Rabbit's Hole (Center the screen and press the spacebar once for each screen) _ __( )_ "Oh, bother!" said Pooh. ( (o____ | | "I have eaten too much honey, and | (__/ I can't get out of Rabbit's hole! \ / ___ Whatever am I to do?" / \ \___/ / ^ / \ | | |__|_HUNNY | | \______)____/ \ / \ /_ | ( __) (____) Hit the space bar now _ __( )_ "That's okay." said Rabbit, whose life ( (o____ was made up of important things. | | | (__/ "I'll just take away your \ / ___ honey jar, and let |\ /\ / \ \___/ you out when you've | |||| / ^ / \ lost enough weight." | |||| ________ | | |__|_HUNNY | / | / / \ | \______)____/ @ @ \/ _ \ \ / =>X<= / \ \ /_ \ | |\ | ( __) | |_______\ |/ (____) /___/ /______/ _ __( )_ "Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully. ( (o____ | | "Thank you, Rabbit." | (__/ \ / |\ /\ / \ | |||| / ^ \ | |||| ________ | | |____\ / | / / \ | \______) _____ @ @ \/ _ \ \ / \___/=>X<= / \ \ /_ / \ \ | |\ | ( __) | HUNNY | | |_______\ |/ (____) \_____/ /___/ /______/ _ __( )_ And so, Rabbit went on his merry way. ( (o____ | | | (__/ \ / /\ /| / \ |||| | / ^ \ ________ |||| | | | |____\ / \ \ | \ | \______) / _ \/ @ @ _____ \ / / \ =>X<=\___/ \ /_ /| | / / \ | ( __) \| /__________| | HUNNY | (____) \________\ \___\ \_____/ _ __( )_ ( (o____ | | | (__/ \ / /\ /| / \ |||| | / ^ \ ________ |||| | | | |____\ / \ \ | \ | \______) / _ \/ @@ __ \ / / \ =>X<=\_ \ /_ /| | / / | ( __) \| /__________| | HU (____) \________\\___\ \__ _ __( )_ ( (o____ | | | (__/ \ / /\/| / \ |||| / ^ \ ________ |||| | | |____\ / \ | \______) / _ \/ \ / / \ \ /_ /| | | ( __) \|/________ (____) \________\ \_ _ __( )_ ( (o____ | | | (__/ \ / / \ / ^ \ | | |____\ | \______) \ / \ /_ | ( __) (____) _ __( )_ And by-and-by, Pooh would entertain ( (o____ himself by humming tunes and thinking | | about the shitload of honey he would | (__/ eat once he was thin enough to get \ / out of here. / \ / ^ \ | | |____\ | \______) \ / \ /_ | ( __) (____) _ __( )_ ( (o____ | | | (__/ \ / / \ / ^ \ | | |____\ | \______) \ / \ /_ | ( __) (____) _ __( )_ ( (o____ | | | (__/ \ / / \ / ^ \ | | |____\ | \______) \ / \ /_ | ( __) (____) _ __( )_ ( (o____ | | | (__/ \ / / \ / ^ \ | | |___\ | \______) \ / \ /_ | ( __) (____) _ __( )_ One day, Pooh's friend Piglet ( (o____ came to visit. | | | (__/ "My goodness, Pooh!" _ \ / gasped Piglet. _<_/_ / \ __/ _> / ^ \ "You certainly have '\ ' | | | |___\ lost some weight!" \___/ | \______) /+++\ \ / o=|..|..| \ /_ | o/..| | ( __) 0==|+++++| (____) 0======/ _ __( )_ "Yes," agreed Pooh. ( (o____ | | "I am still too big to | (__/ get out of Rabbit's hole." _ \ / _<_/_ / \ __/ _> / ^ \ '\ ' | | | |___\ \___/ | \______) /+++\ \ / o=|..|..| \ /_ | o/..| | ( __) 0==|+++++| (____) 0======/ _ __( )_ "Well good luck to you." said Piglet. ( (o____ | | | (__/ _ \ / _<_/_ / \ __/ _> / ^ \ '\ ' | | | |___\ \___/ | \______) /+++\ \ / o=|..|..| \ /_ | o/..| | ( __) 0==|+++++| (____) 0======/ _ __( )_ "What I wouldn't give for ( (o____ a ham sandwich." said Pooh. | | | (__/ \ / / \ / ^ \ | | |___\ | \______) \ / \ /_ | ( __) (____) _ __( )_ ( (o____ | | | (__/ \ / / \ / ^ \ | | |___\ | \______) \ / \ /_ | ( __) (____) _ __( )_ ( (o____ | | | (__/ \ / / \ | ^ \ | | |__\_ | \______) \ / \ /_ | ( __) (____) _ __( )_ ( (o___ | | | (__/ \ / / \ | ^ \ | | |_\__ | \______) \ / \ /_ | ( _) (____) _ __( )_ ( (o____ | | | __/ \ / / \ | ^ \ | | |\__ | \_____) \ / \ /_ | ( _) (____) _ _( )_ ( (o____ | | | __/ \ / / \ | ^ \ | | |__ | \____) \ / \ /_ | ( _) (____) _ _( )_ "I'm getting weak!" said Pooh. ( (o____ | | "Where the fuck is Rabbit?!?!" | __/ \ / | \ | ^ \ | | |__ | \____) \ / | /_ | ( _) (____) _ ( )_ ( (o____ | | | __/ \ / | \ | ^ \ || |__ | \____) \ / | /_ | ( _) (____) _ "I gotta sit down." gasped Pooh. ( )_ ( (o____ | | | __/ \ / | \ | ^ \ || |_ _ | \___)/ ) \______/ _ ( )_ "Fuckin' Rabbit." ( (o___ | | | __/ \ / | \ |^ \ | |_ _ |\___)/ ) \______/ ()_ "I'm gonna kill that sonofabitch." ( (o___ | | | __/ \ / | \ |^ \ | |_ _ |\___)/ ) \______/ ()_ "Not much time left..." ( (o__ | 7 | _/ \ / | | |^\ | |_ _ |\__)/ ) \_____/ "ARRRRGGGGG...." _ | \ _ |x| |-----__/ ) ()___ ___)_____/ _ | \ _ |x| |-----__/ ) ()___ ___)_____/ "Oh shit!" said Rabbit. |\ /\ "I forgot all about the | |||| poor fucker." | |||| ________ / | / / \ @ @ \/ _ \ _ =>X<= / \ | \ _ \ | |\ |x| |-----__/ ) | |_______\ |/ ()___ ___)_____/ /___/ /______/ THE END \\|// (o o) ~~~~~~~~~~oOOo~(_)~oOOo~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/valentineshearts.txt Subject: Valentines Hearts Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 19:18:48 GMT From: Mike Bell Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      Organization: Pharoh On-Line Service To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART On 1/23/97 John Gilinsky wrote: > Hello I am requesting valentine/greenhouse artworks for use for a > Grade Four class that I will be having coming up shortly(Feb3 > onwards). Can people please help me and if necessary reply off list > if they wish? These children are ESL,one is a selective mute who > loves art and most come from economically deprived homes. They need > all the encouragement and motivation that they can get. > Tx everyone, > John Gilinsky > > gilinskj@dns3.unipissing.ca Here is several hearts I had and put together into one. The heart on the upper left side has been cut off, though. ,,,''''''''''''''', ,```````````````,,, ,'''''.. ,''' ', ,' ``,, ,``````..''''''. ':' ``; ; ; : `; ; ; `, ; ; `; `, ,` ; ;`, ,` ;., ; `, ,` "All you need is love" ; ; `.,.` -= The Beatles ; `, ;` ', ,` '; ,``````..'''''', '; ; ; ,'''''.', ; ; ; `, ; ; ; `,. ', ,' ; ``,. ,' `, ,' `, ,' ```,, ,'' `, ,' ', ,' ``, ,'' `...' ', ,' mBb 1/97 ``, ,'' ',..' ``, ,`` `.*.'' .__. I------------------------|--|--------I I------|-----------|-----0--|--------I I--|--0`----0,----0`--------0--------I I-0`-----0,--|-----------------------I I---------|--|-----------------------I `--` | _______________________________ | 0' (mike.bell@pharoh.uu.holonet.net) 0' ``````````````````````````````` File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/pepsicans.txt From - Sat Nov 23 03:15:52 1996 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-paris.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!hunter.premier.net!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!math.ohio-state.edu!news.physics.uiowa.edu!news.drake.edu!newsrelay.iastate.edu!news.iastate.edu!keller.clarke.edu!jfrick From: John Frick Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Pepsi or soda cans Date: Fri, 22 Nov 1996 11:44:14 -0600 Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa Lines: 67 Message-ID: References: Reply-To: John Frick NNTP-Posting-Host: keller.clarke.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII To: SAMANTHA A MYERS In-Reply-To: On Mon, 18 Nov 1996, SAMANTHA A MYERS wrote: > Hey!!! :) Does anyone have any pepsi or coke soda cans or bottles, maybe > even logos? If you could post or e-mail them that would be swell! I'd like > to have a couple of small ones. Big ones are cool too though. :) ..--------------------.. |``--------------------''| | | | ,,,;;;;;;,,, | | ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, | | ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; | | ;;;;;;;;;''' _ '';;; | | _'''_ _ (_' | ` | | |_) |_ |_) ._) | | | .| |_ | ..... | | :::.. ...::::::::: | | :::::::::::::::::::: | | '::::::::::::::::' | | '''::::::''' | | | | | ';----..............----;' '--------------------' ............. ...'''' ''''... .'' ''. : : : : ''... ...'''''''''''..... : ___''''...'''' __ ___:.: | \ ___ ___ .' _| | | ' | |) ) | _| | \ '.'. | | | _/ | |_ | |) ) _| | | | |_| | |_ | _/ |__.' |___| . |___| |_| :'''... ....'''''.... : ''........''' ''.. : : : : '.. ..' '''... ...''' '''''''''''''' ___ _____ _____________________ _____ ___ \ /\___/\ / \ /\___/\ / | | /\_/\ | | | | /\_/\ | | | |/ /_\ \| | To know oneself... | |/_/_\_\| | | |\ \_/ /| | is to know nothing. | |\ \_/ /| | | | \/_\/ | | | | \/_\/ | | ___/ \/___\/ \_____________________/ \/___\/ \___ John Frick jfrick@keller.clarke.edu File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/nudemale.txt Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Teri Hatcher Nude Celebrity Pics Date: Sun, 6 Apr 1997 15:21:27 +0100 Organization: 1st Canine Chapel of Bob Dobbs Dog (Church of the SubGenius) In article <8602412269203@bbs.pconnect.com>, Repo Man writes: > >Hello i was wondering if i could get some Teri Hatcher pics and maybe if >you have some others and i wll give you some What, ascii-art (character drawn) nude pics. Sure, post 'em up. Here's that male nude for the ladies I said I'd post... Sorry, the original artist used an unsuitable line length; you will need to fix some wrapped lines on receipt. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ pixel8ed@netcom.com (Diane Wenner) wrote: SPOILER: The following ascii drawing depicts a nude male in a state of full sexual arousal. If this would offend you, please close this file now! I don't know who the artist is. The person who posted my copy stated specifically that he was not the artist, nor did he know who was. In my opinion this drawing doesn't have the quality and class of "Meriday". If someone has a better quality one, I hope they will post it. Diane HEY! SVEN GUCKES! I say 8 half lines = 4 full lines. -- Diane Wenner .,,,. 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The year is 1061. He just conquered Messina (Sicilly) with his good friends. There's nothing like travelling to have real fun. __ __ / < ___ > \ '-._____.-' ,| ^_^ |, ((()))) | | ,############\ / #########, \ /_<'#########'./_\ '_7_ ######### _o_7 ( \[o-o-o-o]/ ) \|l#########l|/ __,' ####_#### ,-' ,' / | \ .-' ; |_ ~~~~~~~~~| | |~~~~~~~~~~~~/_,-./ -._ |_ _|_ _| ~~ ~ '--.____. ~ ~ |\\//|\\//| ~ ~~ ~ \//\\|//\\/ ~ ~~~~ ___\\// \\//___ (((___X\ /X___))) b'ger -- ----- `,---------------------------------------------- ,\, # joris bellenger (b'ger) |/ ? e-mail: svzanten@xs4all.nl ----| ~ )\--------------------------------------------- /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ ascii-art gallery at: / <_ ____,_ \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm --/___/_____ \---------------------------------------- \/| File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/toilets.txt Subject: Toilets... Date: Fri, 22 Nov 1996 16:38:36 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <3294796B.4467@online.no> ======================================================================== TOILETS ======================================================================== Say, would you know where the closest ASCII restroom is? ___ / \ | | | | /~~~\ _____\___/_____ | | | | | | | | | | __\___/__ | | | | ,' `, | | | | | | | | | | | | | ,' `, | | | | | ,' | | `, |__| | |__| | | | | | | | `\,' `,/' | | | | | | | | `-----------' | | | | | | | | | Normand | | | | | | Veilleux | | | | | | | | | |___|___| |__|__| _____ / \ (____/\ ) |___ U?(____ _\L. | \ ___ / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | ( / _/u | \___|_)_| \| \\ / / \_(___ __) | \\ / / | | | | ) _/ / ) | | _\__/.-' /___( | | Contemplation or Constipation ? _/ __________/ \ | | // / ( ) | | ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| \ (___\ |______)_/ \ |\ \ \ / \ | \__ ) )___/ \ \ )/ /__( -Michael Reeung- ___ | /_//___| \_________ _/ ( / OUuuu \ `----'(____________) _____________________________________ | | | ------- | | \| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ----------------------------------| | __------__ | __--- ---__ _-- --_ - - - - -__ __- --___ ___-- \ --______-- / \ / | | | | -Patrick M Hancy- / \ --------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chris Nichols Presents: An Evening with Jerry Garcia and Melvin Seals ___ ________________________ ___ ________________________ ___ I I I I I I I I I I Yesssss! Ohhhhh! I I I I Uhhhh! Great show I I IHI The night we flushed I I IHI Jerry. Hummmmm! I I I I ole poo-poo downnnn! I I I I Owww! I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I O I-I I I O I-I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I IHI I I IHI I I I I I I I I I I ___I I________________________I I___I I________________________I I___ I (_( )___( )_) I (_( )___( )_) I I I I I I I I I I I I I I_I I_I I I I I I I _H_ <$> <$> _H_ <#> <#> _H_ Enjoy. Please don't post unless complete. Thanks! -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ======================================== BEWARE THE QUANTUM DUCKLINGS ! ======================================== ___________________________________ | _____ | | \ o / | | ~~~ | | Dux | | | | | | | | | ----------------------------------- | __------__ | / ./ ,....., \. \ / ./ . _ . \. \ / / /o)_// \ \ ( ( ~ "(__) _ ) ) \ \. ~_~~~~~ ./ / \ \.________./ / \ / \.========./ I I I I /] [\ -cfbd- // \\ -------\\_____________//------- _ | | ___| | ( .' ) ( -Randy Ransom- ______ \ \. |`\_____\ |` | | | | | __-====-__ _| | | (~< >~> \ | | !~~-====-~~/----`+----/ \ \___ / >------\ \ < unknown <_________________> ______ _____ \ \. ./ /| |`\_____\ /_____/ | |` | | | | '| | | | | | | __-====-__ _| | | | | |_ __-====-__ (~< >~> \ | | | | / (~< >~> !~~-====-~~/----`+----/ \----+----\~~-====--~~! \ \___ / \ ___/ / >------\ \ < > / /------< <_________________> <_________________> //////// |:---[.] |( _J | ^ ( _| / \_____) / _____ \ | / \ \ _________ | | | | ./ ./ \ /\ /\__ | ./ ./ | | | \/--- ./ ./ | \ \ )\ /________ / o | | >_____/_____)\ | | | \__________/ | | |__ ________ / \ | | / ./ ------- .\ | | | | / ./ \.\ \ \\ | | / ( ) ) \ |\ | | / \. ./ / \ | \ !--------------\ \._______./ / \ | | ! `============' | | | \ I | | | > I | / | / \ |________/____| < > (_________)____) -MH/cfbd- ___\________________________/________ _____________________ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/unicorn2.txt Subject: Unicorn Date: Thu, 9 Jan 1997 19:03:44 GMT From: Mike Bell Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      Organization: Pharoh On-Line Service To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART `, ``., ``,`., `,.,,,. .,...,,,',.,.,..,"""""" ,.., `,"""""` , `,.,"""" .' `',""' .' (0) .,"" ,' ,'`., ,."", ..' ,,' `,, ,.""' .' ,.'` `., ,'" ; ,.'` ; ;." `.." .,' ; .'"' `.,.,,' ,``` `,""" ,.,.,.,.`` `, ,.,`'` ', ,., ,' mBb 1/97 ,'` ', - Mike Just another: _M C") _____( )________ ./#####_"_########\. FOOL ON ./--------------------\. THE HILL ./@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\. ./@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\. ./@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\. ./@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ mBb 10/96 @@@@@@@@@@\. ./@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ mike.bell@pharoh.uu.holonet.net File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/various14.txt From - Sun Feb 9 14:29:42 1997 Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeeds.sol.net!uniserve!usenet From: "mousey" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: a few kinds of ASCII art .. Date: 4 Feb 1997 20:53:37 GMT Organization: UNIServe Online Lines: 95 Distribution: world Message-ID: <01bc12dd$ab5cf680$91d2f4cc@re-boot> NNTP-Posting-Host: dy1-16.abb.tvs.net X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1155 Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:16976 Hi All I have a few other you many want ..just ask me and I'll see what I can do I many not have some on what your looking for but I can try.. :> begin 600 getar.txt M#0H@("(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @ ` end begin 600 heart.txt M(" @(" @(" L9#@X8BYD.#AB+ T*(" @(" @(" X.#@X.#@X.#@X. T*(" @ M(" @("!@63@X.#@X.#A9)PT*(" @(" @(" @(&!9.#@X62<@#0H@(" @(" @ ((" @("!@622!H96%R="!I2!D:60@ NNTP-Posting-Host: alpha7.curtin.edu.au Well Ascii-artists, I am going off on my Christmas Holidays so have a very Merry Christmas (yes I know its a bit early) Extra special wishes to good ol' Joan (jgs), thanks for all the encouragement. I will see you all next year ;) _ __ _ ____ ____ ______ __ {>O<}_ | ` ` | ___| __ \| __ \ \/ / <_\o_ |==||==| | | __|| /| /\ / 8\_} |__||__| |_|__|_|____|_|\_\|_|\_\/_/ 88 ____ _ _ ____ _ ____ _____ _ __ _ ___ ____ | __| |_| | __ \| || __]_ _| ' ' |/ _ \| __] | |__| _ | /| ||__ | | | | | _ |___ | |____|_| |_|_|\_\|_||____| |_| |_|__|_|_| |_|____| In Australia, the big guy in the red suit uses kangeroos to pull his sleigh because it is too hot for reindeers!! * * /)___________/) / ,--o ______/ / * * / /__\ / | * * / {''}] / | .--{~`/--. ) \__ * / { } \ / / * /_/ ~ /_//' / / .-""==="==="" | / / / |-(__)(__)/__| /_/ / | \ |\ |__ ) / / / //_/ /_/ / / / _/_/________ / / / ( (/ / / \========== / snd/ (___________/ / _/ / _/ / |\/| / \\_/ \\_/ 00 | _/________ |\/| / /_/|_\/ 00 | _/ __/ )| /_/|_\// VV-- \ __/ )| |_ | VV-- \ / / / ) |_ | |_|_/\_ \____ / / / ) //// '-----` |_|_/\_ \____ //// //// '-----` " " //// " " feel free to add more kangeroos, I just didn't have the time ;) Hmmmmm, perhaps someone could revive My Very Own Cat and do a christmas version ;) |\_/| D\___/\ (0_0) (0_o) ==(Y)== (V) ------------(u)---(u)-------------oOo--U--oOo----------------------- |___|_______|________|_______|_______|_______|______|_______|_______| | | | | Shanaka Dias | "A chicken is an eggs way | | edias@alpha1.curtin.edu.au | of making more eggs" | | Curtin University |_________________________________| | Perth Western Australia | www.ece.curtin.edu.au/~shanaka/ | --------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/nuclear_explosion2.txt From - Sun Apr 6 13:33:43 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!newsfeed.nacamar.de!worldnet.att.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!news-xfer.netaxs.com!news-out.microserve.net!news-in.microserve.net!pigpen.csrlink.net!not-for-mail From: cthomas@csrlink.net (Charles Thomas) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Atomic explosion ascii art needed Date: Sun, 06 Apr 1997 01:01:32 GMT Organization: Chasman Lines: 31 Message-ID: <3346f5e2.1677108@news.csrlink.net> References: Reply-To: cthomas@usa.net NNTP-Posting-Host: pmwill7-17.csrlink.net X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.1/32.230 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13804 On 3 Apr 1997 12:45:12 GMT, amp394@news.salford.ac.uk (Arthur ASCII) wrote: >...needed for the title page of a mud game with a post-atomic theme. Got >anything? Reply to me or mail to parallax@mud.mds.mdh.se > >Thanks. _.-^^---....,,-- _-- --_ < BOOM! >) | | \._ _./ ```--. . , ; .--''' | | | .-=|| | |=-. `-=#$%&%$#=-' | ; :| _____.,-#%&$@%#&#~,._____  ŠÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕª † Chas * _______ * ____.-.____ † † * * * * \______]) \_________/ * * † † * * * _||______//_"-" * † †charles.thomas@microserve.com`--._______]{ * * * † »ÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕÕº File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/surfer2.txt From - Tue Nov 19 19:54:42 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: [REQ]surfer Date: 13 Nov 1996 21:40:09 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.10) Lines: 109 Sender: news@aol.com Message-ID: <19961113214200.QAA02439@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <56cokq$8lv@dunlop.cs.strath.ac.uk> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article <56cokq$8lv@dunlop.cs.strath.ac.uk>, skemp@cs.strath.ac.uk (Simon Kemp TBS95) writes: >Anyone got a surfer or a barrelling wave or something? I made these a little while ago: >> "wave possession" - surfer in curl << 10/96 . . - _ . . ~ . ~ - ~ . = . ~ ~ ~ __.---~~_~~_~~_~~_~ ~ ~~_~~~ . . .-' ` . ~_ = ~ _ = . ~ . ~ .' `. ~ - = ~ - _ ~ ` ~ . }` = - _ ~ - . ~ ` = ~ _ . ~ }` . ~ = ~ = ~ - ~ - _ . } ~ .__,_O ` ~ _ ~ ^ ~ - `}` - = /#/`-' - ~ = ~ _ ~ ~ . } ~ - |^\ _ ~ _ - ~ -_ = _ }` _____ /_ /____ - ~ _ ~ _ jgs }` `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`_ = _ ~ - _ _ _ }` `. ~ . - _ = ~. ~ = . - = >> surfer dude-1 << 10/96 |\ | | | | | | | | )))))))) | | (((( \ | | \\\ 6 6 | | \C 7 | | \ _-) | | .\\. __.) (.__ | | \\\\ _ /' `\ | | \_ '/ / , . \ | | \ \ / /| ' ' |\ \ | | \ \/ / | | \ \ | | \ /' | | `\ \| | `' | | \ | | | . | \| | >-------< | |\ [ ] | | ) [ L ] | \/ [ | ] | | [____|____] | | | / \ | | | () () | | || || | |-._ || || | |_ `. jgs )( )( | | `-. `. / \ / \ | | `.; ooooO Ooooo | | ` |/ >> surfer dude-2 w/shades, sandals, & "hangin' ten" << 10/96 |\ | | | | | | | | )))))))) | | (((( \ | | \\\.=<#-<# | | \C 7 | | \ _-) | | _ __.) (.__ | | \\__ /) /' `\ | | \```/ / , . \ | | `\ \ / /| ' ' |\ \ | | \ \/ / | | \ \ | | \ /' | | `\ \| | `' | | \ | | | . | \| | >-------< | |\ [~~~~~~~~~] | | ) [ L ] | \/ [ | ] | | [____|____] | | | / \ | | | () () | | || || | |-._ || || | |_ `. jgs )( )( | | `-. `. /==\ /==\ | | `.; ooooO} {Ooooo | | ` ~^^^~ ~^^^~ |/ -joan -- _....----"""----...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o o o o \ /__o___o_ _ _ _ _ o_ o_ _ _o_\ / __/ _ \ | | \| | |/ /| | | | |\ \__ \ _/ | | .` | . < | | | | |/ /___/_| \___/_|\_|_|\_\|_|_|_|_|\ \~`-`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~.__.~`-`/ \ spunk1111@juno.com / `-._______________________.-' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/skullandcrossbones.txt From - Wed Mar 5 18:02:09 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!howland.erols.net!news.nacamar.de!uunet!in1.uu.net!152.163.170.17!newstf01.news.aol.com!audrey02.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Skull&Xbones Date: 3 Mar 1997 22:55:29 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 38 Message-ID: <19970303225500.RAA01853@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <3314625e.0@lagoon.idirect.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12296 In article <3314625e.0@lagoon.idirect.com>, cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca (llizard) writes: >In article <3313A941.95A@amalarm.com>, edwardsjr@amalarm.com says... >>just looking for a medium sized skull&X Is this medium sized? -=[ skull & crossbones ]=- 1/97 ______ .-" "-. / \ _ | | _ ( \ |, .-. .-. ,| / ) > "=._ | )(__/ \__)( | _.=" < (_/"=._"=._ |/ /\ \| _.="_.="\_) "=._ (_ ^^ _)"_.=" "=\__|IIIIII|__/=" _.="| \IIIIII/ |"=._ _ _.="_.="\ /"=._"=._ _ ( \_.="_.=" `--------` "=._"=._/ ) > _.=" "=._ < (_/ jgs \_) -joan -- * .~"~. /\_ /|6 6|\ _/\ "I foresee great things!" \_//O\_=_/O\\_/ \\\/`"""`\/// spunk1111@juno.com \ (^) / joan stark ./---/_\---\. /`"---------"`\ / / | \ \ ascii art gallery: jgs / / | \ \ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ `._._.-'-._.-'-.' 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V A N C O U V E R ____|____ _.~_________~._ .---------------. `--.........--' _\/_ .'~|||~`. __.'____`._ ___________ |~~|||~~| |~~~~~~~~~|`. . __`. __`:._ |~~|||~~| __________ |~~~~~~~~~|`| _`. __`. __`.~. |~~|||~ __.'__________ |~~~~~~~~~|`| ___`.____`.____`.`. |~~||| |~|~|~|~|~|~|~ |~~~~~~~~~|`| ________________ |~|~~|~|~~|~|~~|~||______________ |~|~|~|~|~|~|~ |~~~~~~~~~|`| ~~~~~|~~~~~|~~~~ | | | | | | | ||~~|~~~|~~~|~~~ |~|~|~|~|~|~|~ |~~~~~~~~~|`| ~~|~~|~~|~~|~~|~ |_| ~~~~~~~~|`| ~~|~~|~~|~~|~~|~ | .---------..---------..---------..---------. ~~~~~|`| ~~~~~ ~~ ____(__________||_________||_________||__________)_________________ .,''.'',. ~|~|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|~|~|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|~|~|~~~~~~~~~~|~|~|~~.:'`.'`.'`.'`. | | | | | | | | | | | .'.'`.'`.'`.'`. _|.' |_|.' |_|.' |_|.' :`.'`.'`.'`.'`. .-...._..-~`~--............--.__..-~~~~----------........___ :`.'`.'`.'`.'`. `~~-.:.'`.'`.'`.::' ..,--/' `::.::.:: ' ` ______________________________________________________.,-~ /' `\ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/surfer3.txt Date: Sun, 05 Jan 1997 00:45:11 -0100 From: alix_g@pratique.fr (Alix Guillard) /// {' ) >/ v \ __|_/ SURFEZ b O . SUR / \ °| www.//SÛR ____d___|__ _/ _.o \ °'-,____°__\_.-~--' ~-._.-~-._.-~-._.-~-._.-~-._.-~-._.-~-._.-~-._.-~-._.-~-._.- alix_g@pratique.fr ___________________________________________________________________________ -> http://www.pratique.fr/~cartel/index.html <- ___________________________________________________________________________ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/spikeskull.txt \ | | \ """"""""" / \ """""""'""""/ \""""'"|'"""""---- "\""'""|""'""" -----"""\""'"""""""\ """'""'""'""" \ e@@@@@@@@@^"""'"""""'"" \ _@@@@@@@@@@@ ee""""e"""".@e _e@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@"@~~~~~~~~@@@.@@~~~~~~.@@e @ @@@@.@ . ..@@@@ . . ..@ @ @@@@." ... ..@@@@e. . ...@ @."@@@@@eeeeeeee@@~ ~@@eeeeee@@@ @e.@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ | @@@@@@@@@' @eeeeeee@@@@@@@[ : ]@@@@@' "'"""@@@@@@@::@::@@@@@ '"""" @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ""'" v@@@@@@@@@v@@@v@@ "'" V VV V V V File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/various15.txt From - Sun Feb 9 14:30:13 1997 Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeeds.sol.net!uniserve!usenet From: "mousey" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: a few kinds of ASCII art Date: 4 Feb 1997 21:43:18 GMT Organization: UNIServe Online Lines: 96 Distribution: world Message-ID: <01bc12e4$9cc91ac0$91d2f4cc@re-boot> NNTP-Posting-Host: dy1-16.abb.tvs.net X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1155 Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:16977 HERE ARE A FEW MORE .. begin 600 ang2.txt M(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @("]<(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @+UP-"B @(" @(" @ M(" @(" @("\O7%P@(" @(" @(" @(" @+R]<7 T*(" @(" @(" @(" @(" O M+R]<7%P@(" @(" @(" @("\O+UQ<7 T*(" @(" @(" @(" @("\O+R]<7%Q< M(" @*" I(" @+R\O+UQ<7%P-"B @(" @(" @(" @("\O+R\O7%Q<7%P@(" @ M(" @+R\O+R]<7%Q<7 T*(" @(" @(" @(" O+R\O+R]<7%Q<7"@H7CM>*2DO M+R\O+UQ<7%Q<7 T*(" @(" @(" @("\O+R\O+UQ<7%Q<7%PI*2 H*"\O+R\O M+R]<7%Q<7%P-"B @(" @(" @("\O+R\O(" @7%Q<7%Q\?'Y^?GQ\+R\O+R\@ M("!<7%Q<7 T*(" @(" @(" O+R\O(" @(" @(%Q<7'Q\(" @?'PO+R\@(" @ M(" @7%Q<7 T*(" @(" @("\O+R @(" @(" @(" @7'Q\(" @?'PO(" @(" @ M(" @("!<7%P@#0H@(" @(" O+R @(" @(" @(" @(" @+R!^?GX@7" @(" @ M(" @(" @(" @7%P-"B @(" @+R @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" O(" @("!<(" @ M(" @(" @(" @(" @(%P@( T*(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @("\@(" @ M(%P@#0H@(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @?GY^?GY^?@T*(" @(" @(" @ H(" @(" @($%.1TQ%($%4($A%05)4(2$A(2$A(2$@(" @(" @(" @(" @ ` end begin 600 cdevil04.txt M(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @("\H(" @(" @("E@#0H@(" @(" @(" @(" @ M(" @(" @7"!<7U\@(" O('P-"B @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" O+2!?(& M M+R @)PT*(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @*"]<+R!<(%P@(" O7" -"B @(" @ M(" @(" @(" @(" @("\@+R @('P@(& @(" @7" @(" @("!72$5.(%E/52=2 M12!(3U0N+@T*(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @($\@3R @(" I(" @(" @?" @ M(" -"B @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @(& M7BTM)V @(#P@(" @("<@(" @(" @ M(" @64]5)U)%($A/5"XN#0H@(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @("A?+BD@(" @7R I M(" @("\@(" @(" @( T*(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @8"Y?7U\O8" @(" O M(" @#0H@(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @(" @(& M+2TM+2<@+R @(" @(" @(" @ M5TA%3B!93U4G4D4@3D]4+BX-"B @(" @(" \+2TM+2X@(" @(" @7U\@+R!? 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File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/monalisa2.txt From - Sun Feb 9 14:17:17 1997 Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!worldnet.att.net!uunet!in3.uu.net!204.238.120.21!jump.net!grunt.dejanews.com!not-for-mail Date: Thu, 06 Feb 1997 13:21:41 -0600 From: T.vanEck@fz.hse.nl Subject: Re: Wanted: Mona Lisa pictures Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Message-ID: <855251550.7628@dejanews.com> Reply-To: Dutch_Dude@the-Simpsons.com Organization: Deja News Usenet Posting Service References: <32f49f9f.440828@news.jaring.my> X-Article-Creation-Date: Thu Feb 06 17:52:30 1997 GMT X-Originating-IP-Addr: 145.85.52.102 (bd52102.fz.hse.nl) X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/3.01 (Win16; I) X-Authenticated-Sender: T.vanEck@fz.hse.nl Lines: 87 Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:17091 In article <32f49f9f.440828@news.jaring.my>, sewpeng@pl.jaring.my wrote: > > Hi! Anybody with Mona Lisa's ASCII please sent to this > newsgroup. Don't send it to me. Thanks in advance. 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Want to \ | ,___| ---| start a real Party?!? | | / \ / /____\ \ Read Luke 15:1-10 / / \ \____________________/ =========================================================== (####) (#######) (#########) (#########) (#########) (#########) __&__ (#########) / \ (#########) |\/\/\/| /\ /\ /\ /\ | | (#########) | | | V \/ \---. .----/ \----. | (o)(o) (o)(o)(##) | | \_ / \ C .---_) ,_C (##) | (o)(o) (o)(o) <__. .--\ (o)(o) /__. | |.___| /____, (##) C _) _C / \ () / | \__/ \ (#) | ,___| /____, ) \ > (C_) < /_____\ | | | / \ /----' /___\____/___\ /_____/ \ OOOOOO /____\ ooooo /| |\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ ============================================================================== |^^^^^^| I will not draw naked ladies in class... | | I will not skateboard down the halls... | | __________ I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"... | (o)(o) / \ I will not instigate revolution... @ _) __/ Don't have \ I will not waste chalk... | ,___| /___ a cow, | I did not see Elvis... | / \ man! / I will not burp in class... /____\ \__________/ Garlic gum is not funny... / \ They are Laughing at me, not with me... 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( / ______) \ l /-----~~" / Y \ / | "x______.^ | \ -Row j Y .-~~~-, ( ) ( ) -^x^- ( ) /~ ~\ ( ) | | ( ) | | ( ) | __ _, (~~~~-( ) /\/\ (. ).) `_'_', ( ) C __) (.( .)-( ) | /~~~ \ (_ ( ) / \ ~====' /_____/` D) /`-_ `---' \ | .__|~-/^\-~|_/_ |^^^^^^^|| | __. ||/.\ | |OooooO \ ---. \ | | \ _ _- ,`_'_' .~\ \|__ __|-____ / ) < -(. ).) > \ ( .\ (. ) \(_/ ) ~- _) \_- ooo @ (_) @ \(_//. / /_C (-.____) /((O)/ \ ._/\~_. / |_\ / / /\\\\`-----'' _|>o< |__ | \ooooO ( \ \\ \\___/ \ `_'_', / \ \__-| \ `)\\-^\\ ^--. /_(.(.)- _\ \ \ ) |-`--.`--=\-\ /-//_ ' ( c D\ \_\_) |-___/ / \ V /.~ \/\\\ (@)___/ ~| / | / | |. /`\\_/\/ / / / | ( C`-'` / | \/ (/ / /_________- \ `C__-~ | / (/ / | | | \__________| \ (/ _____ . . .___ __ . . . .__ __ __ . . __ | | | | (__` | |\ /| | \ (__` / \ |\ | (__` | |---| |--- \ | | \/ | |__/ \ | | | \ | \ | | | |___ \__/ | | | | \__/ \__/ | \| \__/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/radioactive.txt From - Thu Nov 28 19:03:23 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Radiation hazard symbol Date: Thu, 28 Nov 1996 10:48:43 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 37 Message-ID: <329D5FFB.F91@wing.rug.nl> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: wing4.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) To: Nuanda Nuanda wrote: > > Hi all, > > I'm looking for Radiation hazard ascii-art symbols. > > May anyone help me? > > Thanks made this one for you: .aSSSe. \SSSSSSS/ \SSSSS/ \SSS/ \S/ " ,=. (SSS) _________ `"' _________ qSSSSSSS/ \SSSSSSSp \SSSSS/ \SSSSS/ \SSS/ \SSS/ `q/ -Shimrod \p' -- ,/ * ,-. , , , , , ,-. ,-. ,-. _,'/_ | ( ` | | | |\ /| | ) / \ | \ (") ,'/ `-. |--| | | \/ | |-< | | | | _ _,-H-./ / . ) | | | | | | | \ / | / \_\_\. / `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ` `-' `-' /" / \ \ Herman Hiddema ._/ / \ \_. mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl \_.'( ) (`._/ http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod ) ( contains: ascii-art, games, mpegs ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/m-z/toystory.txt Subject: TOY STORY... Date: Tue, 3 Dec 1996 11:35:59 PST From: joan stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART My son received the movie for his 6th birthday... we've seen it 2-3 times a day for the past week... I'm seeing Woody, Buzz, and his pals in my sleep! I've added more to my Toy Story ascii art collection... have a look! @@ Woody (Toy Story) @@ 11/96 .-'"""'-. ,____|_______|____, '._____________.' REACH |.-- --.| FOR THE SKY! |(o) (o)| (| |) | U | __ | .___. | YOU'RE MY /||| | | FAVORITE |||| : : DEPUTY! | |/) `.___.' \ / __) (__ \/\ /\ \ / /\ \ \ /\ \ ^ / /\ THERE'S A \ \ / | |0_/\_ \ SNAKE IN \ \/ /| | \ /\ \ MY BOOT! \ / | |0//\\ \ \ \/ | / \ | \ \ |/ .-. \| / / .-'|-( ~ )-| / / HI! \ |--`-'--|/ / MY NAME'S WOODY! \ | | / \| | |/ | | | | | | HOWDY PARDNER! | | | | | | | | | |___|___| YEEEHAH COWBOY! `|---|---|' *| | |* |_._|_._| /' /|\ '\ SOMEONE POISONED jgs / /^ ^\ \ THE WATERHOLE! /__.' `.__\ @@ Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story) @@ 11/96 _._ _._ |||| |||| ||||_ ___ _|||| | || .-'___`-. || | \ / .' .'_ _'. '. \ / /~~| | (| b d |) | |~~\ /' | | | ' | | | `\ , /__.-: ,| | `-' | |, :-.__\ , |'-------( \-''""/.| /\___/\ |.\""''-/ )------'| | \_.-'\ / '-._____.-' \ /'-._/ | |.---------\ /'._| _ .---. === |_.'\ /--------.| ' \ / | |\_\ _ \=v=/ _ | | \ / ' `. | | \_\_\ ~~~ (_) | | .' `'"'|`'--.__.^.__.--'`|'"'` \ / `,..---'"'---..,' :--..___..--: TO INFINITY... \ / |`. .'| AND BEYOND! | :___: | | | | | | | | | |.-.| |.-.| |`-'| |`-'| | | | | / | | \ |_____| |_____| ':---:-'-:---:' / | | \ jgs /.---.| |.---.\ `.____; :____.' @@ Mr. Potato-Head (Toy Story) @@ 11/96 .-"'"-. | | (`-._____.-') .. `-._____.-' .. .', :./'.== ==.`\.: ,`. : ( : ___ ___ : ) ; '._.: |0| |0| :._.' / `-'_`-' \ _.| / \ |._ .'.-| ( ) |-.`. //' | .-"`"`-'"`"-. | `\\ || | `~":-...-:"~` | || || \. `---' ./ || || '-._ _.-' || / \ _/ `~:~` \_ / \ ||||\) .-' / \ `-. (/|||| \||| (`.___.')-(`.___.') |||/ '"' jgs `-----' `-----' '"' @@ Alien (Toy Story) @@ 11/96 () __/\__ |\ .-"` `"-. /| | \.'( ') (' ) (. )`./ | \_ _/ \ `~"'=::='"~` / , `-.__ __.-' , .---'\________( `""~~""` )________/'---. > ) / `""~~~~""` \ ( < '----`--..__/ -(-)- \__..--`----' |_____ __ _____| [_____[##]_____] I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN... | | FAREWELL MY FRIENDS! \ || / jgs \ || / .-"~`--._||_.--'~"-. (_____,.--""--.,_____) -=[ Mr. Mike- Toy Story ]=- 12/96 .--. | | ______________ || .-"______________"-. ." ." ". ". / / __________ |\ \ | | .-'__ _ _ _ _'-.||| | | |.' /__/_/_/_/_/ '.| | | || _____________ || | | ;|__________________|; | '--|o .--------------. o|--' (| | .-. .-. | |) | | ( ())( ()) | | / | '-' '-' | \ | '--------------' | | ,_ /\ _, | | |=="'--------'"==| | | |================| | | \==============/ | jgs | `-.________.-` | `-.__________________.-' /)))))/' ___ `\ (( / .-------' | :. \ \)))>-=<| ===) | ::------' '-------._|_:' -=[ R.C. - Toy Story]=- 12/96 |-----..,,..-----| | o | | __|___ ______ | ` | || ` .----.| || .----. | ||-"`--`"-.| | | ( | .--. ) | | \ ^ | | / | | \ | | / | '----'\ | | /'----' O\ |__| /O .---.I.-. .-.I.---. | |( @ )( @ )| | jgs | (`"--..,,..--"`) | | `:-..,__,..-"` | '---' '---' -=[ Rex -Toy Story ]=- 12/96 _.-. / 99\ ( `\ |\\ , ,| __ | \\____/ ,.--"`-.". / `---' _.-' '-/ | _.-" | '-. |_/_ ,__.-' _,.--\ \ (( /-\ ',_..--' `\ \ \\_ / `-, ) |\' | |-.,,-" ( | | `\ `',_ ) \ \,(\(\-' jgs \ `-,_ \_(\-(\`-` " " -=[ Ham -Toy Story ]=- 12/96 _ (,) _/ .--"_"--. ." |I| ". / |I| \ / |I| \ ; |I| ; | _ '"' _ | /| |\\_,...,_//| |\ / | |-" 0 0 "-| | \ (//| / \ |\\) \ | _..._ | / '| .' '. |' \ | () () | / jgs / '.`. .'.' \ /' / `\`"""`/` \ `\ (/_/ `"""` \_\) -=[ Slinky Dog -Toy Story ]=- 12/96 ___ .-'` `'-. _,.'.=== ===.'.,_ / / .___. .___. \ \ / / ( o ) ( o ) \ \ _ / /| '-'___'-' |\ \ (_) | |`\_,.-'` `"-.,_/'| | /| | | \ / | | /\; | | \ / | | _ ___ /\/ | | \ __ /\ | |' `\-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-./` `"-,/\/ | | \ (__) /\ `-'| | `\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \`\ \/ | | \-...-/ `-,_| | \`\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | | '---' / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \_/ | \_/ .--. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | .--. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ | | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / | |/ jgs |`-.___| |/-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'`--| | ,.-----'~~; | | (_(_(______)| | (_(_(_______) | | ,-----`~~~\ ,-----`~~~\ (_(_(_______) (_(_(_______) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. 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Date: Fri, 07 Mar 1997 03:54:15 GMT Organization: Singapore Telecom Internet Service Lines: 20 Message-ID: <331f9140.826786@news.singnet.com.sg> NNTP-Posting-Host: 165.21.140.49 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Newsreader: Forte Agent .99g/16.339 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12448 Reason #173 to fear technology... o o o o o o> o .|. \|. \|/ // X \ | <| <|> /\ >\ /< >\ /< >\ /< >\ /< Mr. Asciihead learns the Macarena. \\\|/// \\ - - // ( @ @ ) ---oOOo-(_)-oOOo------------------------------- http://www.singnet.com.sg/~cordless/yeeling.htm --------------Oooo----------------------------- oooO ( ) ( ) ) / yeeling@mailhost.net \ ( (_/ \_) File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/heart%26arrow.txt oo @@@@@@@@: @@@@@@@@! o@@@@!!!!;;;;@ @@.......:;!@ 'O@@!!!;;;;;;;;@ @.......: ;!@ @@@!!!!;;::::::.@@........: ;!@ @@!!!!;;:::::..............: ;!@ @@@!!!;::::::..............: ;!@ @@!!;;::::::.............: ;!@ @@!;;::::::......oo.....::::!@ @!!;::::::........oo..:::@ !!!;:::::..........oo@ !!;:::::.......@ oo * ;;::::.....@ oo *** :::..@ ooo*## ::. _##ooo### : **########## File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/chicago.txt From - Sat Mar 1 21:41:00 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.uoregon.edu!oregon.uoregon.edu!nsweet From: "N.C. Sweet" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Chicago fans this is for you.... Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1997 14:40:06 PST Organization: University of Oregon, Eugene Lines: 22 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: oregon.uoregon.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12138 u$$$$$$$$$$$$b: .6$$$$6$T5$2$$$$$$$ $$$$$$*$*"uI$$$$$$$$$ .$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$~$$$$& $$$$$$F.$$$$$$W$$$ $$$$ $$$$$$"'$$*$$$$$*6. $$$$ :$$$$$F $$$$$$$$$$:$$$F $$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$P :$$$$$R @$$"$$$*$$$$$F ..z$$$$b J$$$$$F .$$$@$$F$$E@$$$Fd$$$$$$$$$$R$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$F d$$L$$$4$$d$$$$$$P$$$$$P$$$$$$$$$ '$$$6f 9$$$$$k $$PJ$$F$$R$$F'3$$ $$$$$ $$$$$.$$$ $$$$$ 3$$$$$$ $$$\$$$@$$u$$L.$$$J$$@$$d$$$$$d$$f 4$$$$$ '$$$$$$&:$$P4$$$$$$$$$$$*$$@$$$$$$$$'$$$$# $$$$$" ` 3$$$$$$Nu (ue$l$$$@b. .d$$$$b$$F ` z$$$$$" #$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$6e$$$"##$$$$$$$$$$$$$$F ?$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b.z$$$$`"*$$$$$#" '$$$$$$$$$$I$**" $$$#$$$$$$$$* "$$$$$$*" *#" ^$$$$$$\ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/donuts.txt From - Sat Dec 14 20:27:31 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!ix.netcom.com!netcomsv!uu3news.netcom.com!netcomsv!uu4news.netcom.com!news.nu.edu!nunic!dissel From: dissel@nunic.nu.edu (David S. Issel - 2144244) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: req: donuts Date: 14 Dec 1996 12:56:04 GMT Organization: National University, San Diego Lines: 43 Message-ID: <58u854$6h0@news.nu.edu> References: <58hn7b$kej@hp.cuug.ab.ca> NNTP-Posting-Host: nunic.nu.edu X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8860 +------ leel (leel@cuug.ab.ca) wrote: ----------- | I need some donuts. One would do, but a stack of them or a plateful | would be better. Here are a dozen donuts that I just made (oven fresh) for you! ..... ..... ..... ..... .:' `:. .:' `:. .:' `:. .:' `:. :' `: :' `: :' `: :' `: :' .-. :: :' .-. :: :' .-. :: :' .-. :: : : : :: : : : :: : : : :: : : : :: : `._.' :: : `._.' :: : `._.' :: : `._.' :: `: .:' `: .:' `: .:' `: .:' `:. .:;' `:. .:;' `:. .:;' `:. .:;' `:::::::' `:::::::' `:::::::' `:::::::' ..... ..... ..... ..... .:' `:. .:' `:. .:' `:. .:' `:. :' `: :' `: :' `: :' `: :' .::. :: :' .::. :: :' .::. :: :' .::. :: : :: : :: : :: : :: : :: : :: : :: : :: : `:. .' :: : `:. .' :: : `:. .' :: : `:. .' :: `: "" .:' `: "" .:' `: "" .:' `: "" .:' `:. .:;' `:. .:;' `:. .:;' `:. .:;' `:::::::' `:::::::' `:::::::' `:::::::' ..... ..... ..... ..... .:' `:. .:' `:. .:' `:. .:' `:. :' `: :' `: :' `: :' `: :' .::. :: :' .::. :: :' .::. :: :' .::. :: : :: : :: : :: : :: : :: : :: : :: : :: : `:. .' :: : `:. .' :: : `:. .' :: : `:. .' :: `: "" .:' `: "" .:' `: "" .:' `: "" .:' `:. .:;' `:. .:;' `:. .:;' `:. .:;' `:::::::' `:::::::' `:::::::' `:::::::' Hope they taste good! Dave. -- _ .----. . - . PROGRAM (PRO'-gram') [n] A magic spell cast over a |C>_.|.:' .:. . computer allowing it to turn one's input into error __|____|__ `:. O_/ messages. [vi] To engage in a pastime similar to | ______--| \/M banging one's head against a wall, but, with fewer `-/.::::.\-' _/ \_ opportunities for reward. GCS d-- t++ W++ u- au+(*) `--------' File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/birthday3.txt Subject: birthday greetings... Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 19:04:47 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <32936607.5232@online.no> ~ ~ * * * * * * ~ * * ~ * * ~ * * ~ ) ( ) * * ~ ) (_) ( (_) ) (_) ( * * (_) # ) (_) ) # ( (_) ( # (_) * _#.-#(_)-#-(_)#(_)-#-(_)#-.#_ * .' # # # # # # # # # # # `. ~ * : # # # # # # # # : ~ :. # # # # .: * * | `-.__ __.-' | * | `````"""""""""""````` | * * | | ||\ |~)|~)\ / | | |~||~\|~ |~ | | ~ ~ * | | * | |~)||~)~|~| ||~\|\ \ / | * * _.-| |~)||~\ | |~|| /|~\ | |-._ .' '. ~ ~ .' `. * jgs : `-.__ __.-' : `. `````"""""""""""````` .' `-.._ _..-' `````""""-----------""""````` |\ , |*\ ,'/ Ccc ~o-o s$SS . . ,__ ,'*/ . .` ( __, ,S. . |__| _ ,_ ,_ |__).,_|_|_ _| _ . .` @_ ) `- s( | |(_||_)|_)\_/ |__)|| |_| )(_|(_|\_/ , ) -' S$\_ | | _/ _/ `-- _/ |R HAPPY BIRTHDAY STUFF: * * * * * __!_!_!_!_!__ |Happy | __&__ __*__ | Birthday | _____ _______ | | __ | | | | |\\ | __ |\ /| |___| |_\ |___| |___________| |_\\| /__\ |_\_/_| /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ || || || || || || || || || || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ _\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_ | || || || || || || || || || || || | /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ _\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_ | || || || || || || || || || || || || | | || || || || || || || || || || || || | |_||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||_| |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@| | | | | | | | HAPPY BIRTHDAY! | | | | | | | |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@| HH HH A PPPPP PPPPP Y Y HH HH A A P P P P Y Y HHHHHHH AAAAA PPPPP PPPPP Y Y HH HH A A P P Y HH HH A A P P Y BBBBB II RRRRR TTTTTTT HH HH DDDDD A Y Y II B B II R R T HH HH D D A A Y Y II BBBBB II RRRRR T HHHHHHH D D AAAAA Y Y II B B II R R T HH HH D D A A Y II BBBBB II R R T HH HH DDDDD A A Y () * * * * | | | | | | | | |=========| **|=========|** ||xx*HAPPY*xx|| *** |===============| *** |||xxxxxBIRTHDAYxxxxxx||| |===========================| |xxx*xxx*xxxxxxxxxxx*xxx*xxx| ****** |===========================| ****** ||||||xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx|||||| |=================================================| |xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx***xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx| |=================================================| |xxxxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xx*xx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxxxx| |=================================================| )\ (__) /\ [[]] @@@[[]]@@@ @@@@@@@@@[[]]@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ [[]] @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ [[]] @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ [[]] @@@@@@@ !@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@! ! @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ ! ! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ! ! @@@@@@@@@@@ ! ! ______________ ! ! 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Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One line ASCII art Date: Sun, 24 Nov 1996 17:28:18 -0800 Organization: Concentric Internet Services Lines: 14 Message-ID: <3298F62F.66A@concentric.net> References: <3267E6A6.29C5@interlog.com> <54ftl2$pll@Venus.mcs.net> <5720pl$hfj@d2.tufts.edu> <3296A509.4B2@interport.net> Reply-To: dvlgrl66@concentric.net NNTP-Posting-Host: cnc008061.concentric.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0Gold (Macintosh; I; PPC) <"B))>- a bee...well sorta... my fish... <"}}>< <'))< a swordfish... --<'M}><= -- *"!"*!"*"!"*"!"*"!"*"!"*"!"*"!"*"!"*"!"*"!"*"!"*"!"*"!"*"!"*"!"*"!"* nikki-n.evil, twisted little long haired tattooed freakie http://www.concentric.net/~dvlgrl66/ some people just need to be offended!!! dc.d f--- s+ h+ cbrightgreenw/purpledges&wings $ m- d++ fr--- l-- bfire File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/castle2.txt Subject: Castles Date: Wed, 25 Dec 1996 01:55:31 -0700 From: Cricket Reply-To: cricket9@aros.net Organization: Chirpin At Ya! To: ekveland@online.no Hi Erik, As I was brousing your site, I noticed your castle collection was kind of sparse. 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Quick File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/bats1.txt From - Tue Nov 19 00:39:19 1996 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!nntp.uio.no!news2.interlog.com!news.interlog.com!news From: "B.J.H" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: bats Date: 17 Nov 1996 22:23:31 GMT Organization: InterLog Internet Services Lines: 58 Message-ID: <01bbd4d7$15fa4140$8dcb22cf@bramie.interlog.com> References: <56murh$l89@osprey.global.co.za> NNTP-Posting-Host: ip203-141.cc.interlog.com X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1155 Heres one....(its not spaced correctly) _-. .-_ _..-'( \ / )`-.._ ./'. '||\\. 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Email replys also > accepted. > Thanks > --> > ____ ___ __ __ __ ____ __ > ( \ ( ) ( \( )( )( __)( ) dan@global.co.za > ) ) )/ _ \ ) ( )( ) __) )(__ http://home.global.co.za/~dan/ > (____/(_) (_)(__)\__)(__)(____)(____) > > File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dogsdalmatianlike.txt From - Wed Jan 22 20:16:42 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!newstf02.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: DALMATIAN ASCII Please Date: 21 Jan 1997 22:59:12 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 41 Message-ID: <19970121225900.RAA02234@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <5c3b4p$2c1@pandora.cs.utwente.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:10466 4 lines max?! It'll be hard to fit the spots on the dog in only four lines... Here are some 4-6 line dogs that I made... no spots... but nearly dalmation-looking. (4 lines:) __ (___()'`; /, /` jgs \\"--\\ (5 lines:) __ ()'`; /\|` / | jgs (/_)_|_ (6 lines:) __ ()'`; /\|` /._.= | / jgs (_\_`)_ -joan (and a new sig: MY VERY OWN CATS!) -- |\=/| spunk1111@juno.com _ /6 6\ )) =\_Y_/= |\=/|.-"""-. (( / ^ \ /6 6\ \ \\ /| | |\ =\_Y_/= (_ ;\ \( | | | ) _U//_/-/__/// `"" ""` /jgs\ (( ^^^^^ ` ASCII Art Gallery http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/books.txt From - Wed Nov 20 23:04:07 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!news.idt.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!news.webspan.net!ix.netcom.com!netcomsv!uu3news.netcom.com!netcomsv!uu4news.netcom.com!news.nu.edu!nunic!dissel From: dissel@nunic.nu.edu (David S. Issel - 2144244) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Need mascot information Date: 15 Nov 1996 09:44:59 GMT Organization: National University, San Diego Lines: 146 Message-ID: <56he2r$cn5@news.nu.edu> References: <847900015.31337@dejanews.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: nunic.nu.edu X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] +------ CEOeditor@aol.com wrote: ----------- | I am a journalist who is writing copy for our library's new brochures. | We want to talk about its children's mascot, a big walking book named | Booker.After 2 days on the Web searching for information on how children | bond to mascots (why do they like them, | how strong is the attraction,that type of info), I've decided either | I'm a techie idiot or it isn't out there.Can anyone point me in the | right direction? (Of course, any experts on the psychology of mascots in | this group would be welcome, too.) Julie I don't know about mascots, but here are some books: ------------------------------------------------------------------ ASCII Books ------------------------------------------------------------------ _______ / /, / // /______// (______(/ Jussi Roine ______ ______ _/ Y \_ // ~~ ~~ | ~~ ~ \\ // ~ ~ ~~ | ~~~ ~~ \\ Original Unknown //________.|.________\\ Diddled by David Issel `----------`-'----------' _ _ .-. | | | |M|_|A|N| |A|a|.|.|<\ |T|r| | | \\ |H|t|M|Z| \\ "Bookshelf" by | |!| | | \> David S. Issel """""""""""""""""" .__=\__ .__==__, jf' ~~=\, _=/~' `\, ._jZ' `\q, /=~ `\__ j5(/ `\./ V\\, Unknown .Z))' _____ | .____, \)/\ j5(K=~~ ~~~~\=_, | _/=~~~~' `~~+K\\, .Z)\/ `~=L | _=/~ t\ZL j5(_/.__/===========\__ ~q |j/ .__============___/\J(N, 4L#XXXL_________________XGm, \P .mXL_________________JXXXW8L ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YKWmmWmmW@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From: deluxe@GENIE.GEIS.COM ........... ............ ,..,' ',.,' ',.., ,' ,' : ', ', ,' ,' : ', ', ,' ,' : ', ', ,' ,' : ', ', ,' ,' : ', ', ,' ,'....................... : ........................', ', ,' ,' ',:,' ', ', ,' '........................ ' .........................' ', ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''';''''''';'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ''''''' dBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb BP YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb dB YBb YBBBb dB YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Yb YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Yb YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Unknown Yb YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Yb YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Diddled by David S. 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Unknown .'//.-" `-. | .-' "-.\\`. .'//______.============-.. \ | / ..-============.______\\`. .'______________________________\|/______________________________`. /,-. // /| // / | (O <__|__ |\\ \ | | \\ \ | Unknown | \`-` | | | | | | | |__| \ | | \ | | \|-' ___________________ ___________________ .-/| 78 ~~**~~ \ / ~~**~~ 79 |\-. |||| : |||| |||| Dorothy asked : The Scarecrow |||| |||| the Scarecrow : answered "Some |||| |||| "How can you : people without |||| |||| talk if you : brains do an |||| |||| haven't got : awful lot |||| |||| a brain?" : of talking." |||| |||| She looked at : She replied, |||| |||| him puzzled. : "That's true." |||| |||| : |||| |||| The Wizard Of Oz : boba@wwa.com |||| ||||___________________ : ___________________|||| ||/====================\:/====================\|| `---------------------~___~--------------------'' This an other ASCII art can be found at http://nunic.nu.edu/~dissel/asciiart.html Have a great day, Dave. -- _ .----. . - . PROGRAM (PRO'-gram') [n] A magic spell cast over a |C>_.|.:' .:. . computer allowing it to turn one's input into error __|____|__ `:. O_/ messages. [vi] To engage in a pastime similar to | ______--| \/M banging one's head against a wall, but, with fewer `-/.::::.\-' _/ \_ opportunities for reward. GCS d-- t++ W++ u- au+(*) `--------' File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dilbertandwally.txt From - Mon Dec 30 01:48:17 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.nacamar.de!howland.erols.net!news.sgi.com!news.sprintlink.net!news-stk-200.sprintlink.net!svr1.pdx.gstis.net!news.callamer.com!news1.crl.com!nexp.crl.com!frog.inetworld.net!dialin97.inetworld.net!user From: kimmar@inetworld.net (Mark Stanford) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: [PIC] Dilbert & Wally Date: Sun, 29 Dec 1996 01:24:48 -0800 Organization: Simply Internet, San Diego Lines: 33 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: dialin97.inetworld.net Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9435 Okay, this is the first ASCII art I have made to post here. It is a picture of Dilbert and his coworker Wally. It's still a bit crude, so comments would be appreciated. +--------------------------------------------+ | | | ':'.'.'.'.'.':' | | Dilbert & Wally | | | | --- | | | | Karzan, 1996 | | | | :'':''.---''. | | | ......... / '' .': | | | ____.__.__:/_ {__ ' | | | | |/ | | ''. | | | | |__(..|__| .': | | | | : : | .........| | | : ~ : :"::'.........: | | '========%=' ;%% | | | .'$$ %%| %%' / \ | | | .'$$ / \ %%!...%%' /____\ | | | .'$$ |__| ':%%%:' __i_ | | | | | :$$ || |'' | | | | | | | | :$$ || | | \ | | | | | | +--------------------------------------------+ -- + Mark Stanford -- Karzan -- kimmar@inetworld.net + ___ ___ _______ _______ _______ _______ ______ ( Y ) _ Y _ \Y _ Y _ Y _ \ | l /| l | l /l___| | l | | | | _ \| _ | _ l / ___/| _ | | | | | | | | | || l Y| | | | | l___| l___| l___| |l_______l___| l___| l `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fonts_samples.txt From - Wed Jan 22 20:36:26 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!mcvax!EU.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!howland.erols.net!worldnet.att.net!news.u.washington.edu!homer08.u.washington.edu!whatfer From: "J. Melusky" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: asciifonts Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 16:34:31 -0800 Organization: University of Washington Lines: 328 Message-ID: References: <01bc0243$8d5bcf80$437b95ce@Admin> NNTP-Posting-Host: homer08.u.washington.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII NNTP-Posting-User: whatfer To: Jan Zumwalt In-Reply-To: <01bc0243$8d5bcf80$437b95ce@Admin> Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:10473 Here are some incomplete fonts and one complete one: '||'''|, '|| '||'''|, || || '' || || || '' ||...|' || || //` ||...|' || .|''|, '||''| .|'', .|''|, || \\ || ||<< || || ||..|| || || ||..|| .|| \\. .||. .|| \\. .|| .||. `|... .||. `|..' `|... ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ /\ \ /\__\ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \ /\__\ /::\ \ /::| | /::\ \ /::\ \ /::\ \ /:/ _/_ /:/\:\ \ /:|:| | /:/\:\ \ /:/\:\ \ /:/\:\ \ /:/ /\__\ /::\~\:\ \/:/|:| |__/:/ \:\__\/::\~\:\ \/::\~\:\ \/:/ /:/ _/_ /:/\:\ \:\__\/ |:| /\__\/__/ \:|__|/\:\ \:\__\/\:\ \:\__\/_/:/ /\__\ \/__\:\/:/ /__|:|/:/ /\ \ /:/ /_|::\/:/ /\~\:\ \/__/\/:/ /:/ / \::/ / |:/:/ /\:\ /:/ / |:|::/ /\:\ \:\__\ \::/_/:/ / /:/ / |::/ / \:\/:/ / |:|\/__/ \:\ \/__/ \:\/:/ / /:/ / /:/ / \::/__/ |:| | \:\__\ \::/ / \/__/ \/__/ ~~ \|__| \/__/ \/__/ ____________________________________________________________________________ -----------. .-----. .-----. .--------------- | . . | | . . | | \ | | | | | \ | . . .| | . . . | | \ | . . .-----' | . . .-. . . | | . . .-. . . \ |.:.:.|_____ |.:.:.| |.:.:.| |.:.:.| \:.:.:\ |:|:|:|:|:|:| |:|:|:| |:|:|:| |:|:|:| \:|:|:\ |||||||-----' ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| \|||||\ ||#|#|| ||#|#||_||#|#|| ||#|#||_____)|#|#|\ |#|#|#| |#|#|#|#|#|#|#| |#|#|#|#|#|#|#|#|#|) !#####! !#############! !################,' -----------:#####:-----------:#############:-----:##############,'---------- .#####. .----.############. .----.###########,' ----- | |------------ | |---------- `----' `----' ___ ___ |`-.`-. |`-.`-. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |__| | | | | |___`.| | `.[___________] ____________ |`-._________`-. | | _____ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |__| | | | | |___`.| | `.[___________] @@@@@@. @@@@@@. @@@@@;. @@@@; @@@@@@. @@: @@;...@. @@;... @@;..@@; @@; @' @@;... @@: @@@@@@;. @@@@@' @@@@@@@; @@; @@@@@' @@: @@; @@;.... @@; @@; @@;..@' @@;.... @@: @@' @@@@@@' @@' @@' @@@@' @@@@@@' @@' --------------------------------------------------- _____ / ' / ,-/-, __ __. ____ /_ (_/ / (_(_/|_/ / <_/ <_ .__ , . . , I [ __._. _ _ -+-*._ _ __ |\ | _ -+-*__. _ ._ I [_./[ (/,(/, | |[ )(_]_) | \|(/, | | /_(/,[ ) * ._| /\\\\\\\\\\\\__________________________\/\\___________________ \/////\\\////___________________________\/\\___________________ _____\/\\\_______________________________\/\\___________________ ______\/\\\__/\\\\\\____/\\\\\\___/\\\\\\_\/\\_________/\\\\\\___ _______\/\\\_\/\\\///___\/////\\\_\/\\\///_\/\\\\\\____\/////\\\__ ________\/\\\_\/\\\\\\____/\\\\\\\_\/\\\\\\_\/\\///\\____/\\\\\\\__ ________\/\\\_\/////\\\__/\\///\\\_\/////\\\_\/\\_\/\\__/\\///\\\__ ________\/\\\__/\\\\\\\_\//\\\\\/\\_/\\\\\\\_\/\\_\/\\_\//\\\\\/\\_ ________\///__\///////___\/////\//__\///////_\//__\//___\////////__ __________________________________________________________________ ,.uuum.. z .dP""```"#s + x" ,gP@ ; ? `@f + u f R" ' X #M d9b U8 d' R M ;f M `8 ~5. ,$ R.d@ @ .j' :RPNb$b "NXF R t .=' $' ?X "$' N.z@ Have a great day! kux~ d$ `E ` 7" z" "' ' ;" __ __ ___ __ ( ) ( ) / __) ( ) )(__ )( \__ \ /__\ (____)(__) (___/(_)(_) ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ l ( _ \( ___)(_ _)( ___)( _ \ l 'When I give food to the poor, they )___/ )__) )( )__) ) / l call me a saint. 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III III III IIIII III III III III IIIII ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| |||| ;;; ;;; ;;; ;;; ; ;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;; ;;; :::::::: ::: ::: ::: ::::::: ::: ::: Here's one I call "Marshmallow" _______ _______ _______ ______ _______ _______ _______ ___ ___ Y _ Y _ \Y _ Y _ \ ( _ Y _ Y _ Y Y Y | l | l /| l___| | \| l___| l___| |___| l | | _ | _ \| |___| | \ __)_| __) | | | _ | | | | l \ l | l / l | | | l | | | l___| |________/_______l_______/l_______| | l_______l___| | `---' `---' `---' ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ______ _______ _______ _______ Y Y ( Y Y ) ) Y Y Y _ \Y _ Y _ Y _ Y | | | | l /| | | | | | | | l | | | | |___| | _ \| |___| \_/ | | | | | ____| | | | | l | | | l | | | | | l | | | l | | l_______l___| |_______l___| l___| l_______l___| l____ | `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' _______ _______ _______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ _______ Y _ \ _ Y _ Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y ) Y Y _ Y | l / l___l___| | | | | | | |\ l /l l l___| | | _ l____ | | | | | | | / \ |/ _ \ \_ _/ / ___/ | | | l | | | l | l | | | | | | | l Y l___| |_______| | l_______|\_____/l___l___l___| | l___| l_______| `---' `---' `---' _______ _______ _______ _______ ___ ___ Y _ Y _ Y _ Y _ Y Y Y | | l___| l___| l___| | l | | | | | |/ ___/ _(__ l____ | | l | | | | Y l | | | l_______| l___l_______l_______| l___| _______ _______ _______ _______ _______ Y _ Y _ Y _ Y _ Y _ Y | l___| l___l___| | l | l | l____ | _ Y / /| _ l____ | | l | l | | | | l | l | l_______l_______l l___| l_______l_______| ---------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/camel.txt From - Mon Mar 3 21:12:11 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com (Spunk1111) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: camel? Date: 26 Feb 1997 16:02:25 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 51 Message-ID: <19970226160201.LAA16130@ladder02.news.aol.com> References: <33143A83.484D@15.137.63.80> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder02.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12074 >> camel << 10/96 _ _ ( \__//) .' ) __/b d . ) (_Y_`, .) `--'-,-' ) (. ) ( ) ( ) ( . ) .---. ( ) ( ) ( . ) ( . ) ( ) ( . ), ( . `"'` . `)\ ( . .)\ (( . . ( . )\\ (( . ( ) \\ (( ) _( . . ) \\ ( ( . )"'"`(.( ) ( ; ( ( ) ( ( . ) \' |~( ) |~( ) | ||~| | ||~| jgs | || | | || | _| || | _| || | /___(| | /___(| | /___( /___( * a "camel" * 11/96 __, .-. .-. (__ _ | \/ | _ (_|||\__/||(/_| || || |_ jgs _|| _|| `""` `""` -joan -- _ _ hehehehe (.)(.) \ / () \ _ \ '--' / _ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com { '-`""""`-' } `"/ \"` \ / ascii art gallery: _/ /\ \_ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ jgs { / \ } `"` `"` File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/banners.txt Subject: spunk1111: banners Date: Wed, 15 Jan 1997 16:32:49 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com To: ekveland@online.no --------- Begin forwarded message ---------- From: spunk1111 To: wigwam@rednecks.com Subject: banners Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 16:06:59 PST Message-ID: <19970114.162607.6679.2.spunk1111@juno.com> --------- Begin forwarded message ---------- From: "Lorraine N. 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alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: jack in a box Date: 17 Dec 1996 15:34:27 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 48 Message-ID: <19961217153300.KAA05798@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <5875rt$g9o@mark.ucdavis.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8979 In article <5875rt$g9o@mark.ucdavis.edu>, ez054017@dale.ucdavis.edu (Donny Chiu) writes: >Wondering whether anyone has a picture of the jack in the box guy.. This isn't the same guy... maybe a cousin? -=[ Jack in the Box ]=- 12/96 0_ \`. ___ \ \ / __>0 /\ / |/' / / \/ ` ,`'--. / /(___________)_ \ |/ //.-. .-.\\ \ \ 0 // :@ ___ @: \\ \/ ( o ^(___)^ o ) 0 \ \_______/ / /\ '._______.'--. \ /| |<_____> | \ \__|<_____>____/|__ \____<_____>_______/ |<_____> | |<_____> | :<_____>____: / <_____> /| / <_____> / | /___________/ | | | _|__ | | ---||_ | |L\/|/ | | [__] | \|||\|\ | / jgs | | / |___________|/ -joan -- _....----"""----...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o o o o \ /__o___o_ _ _ _ _ o_ o_ _ _o_\ / __/ _ \ | | \| | |/ /| | | | |\ \__ \ _/ | | .` | . < | | | | |/ /___/_| \___/_|\_|_|\_\|_|_|_|_|\ \~`-`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~.__.~`-`/ \ spunk1111@juno.com / `-._______________________.-' ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/1line2.txt From - Sun Nov 24 03:16:01 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!news.magicnet.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-atl-21.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-fw-6.sprintlink.net!news.interport.net!usenet From: marcelo Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One line ASCII art Date: Sat, 23 Nov 1996 02:17:29 -0500 Organization: Hacks R US Lines: 14 Message-ID: <3296A509.4B2@interport.net> References: <3267E6A6.29C5@interlog.com> <54ftl2$pll@Venus.mcs.net> <5720pl$hfj@d2.tufts.edu> Reply-To: marcelo@interport.net NNTP-Posting-Host: ts4port7.port.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (Win95; I) To: jEnNiFeR TsAnG jEnNiFeR TsAnG wrote: > > :<3o~ > a mouse Nice one! I've also seen somewhere: <:~_)- And here's a piggie (in the mud): ^..^__)~ Take care. File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/babies.txt Subject: Adjusting to fatherhood... Date: Fri, 15 Nov 1996 13:00:49 PST From: joan stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART .--"--. / \ / o o \ ( ^ ,) \ __, /-._ `._____.' `--.__ \ / `/``"""'-. Y 7 / : | / | .--. : / /__ \/ `.__.:.____.-. / / / `"""`/ .-"..____.-. \ jgs _.-' /_/ ( \-. \ `=----' `----------'""`-. \ `" `" .@@@@@. / \ / 6 6 \ ( ^ ,) \ c /-._ `._____.' `--.__ \ / `/``"""'-. Y 7 / : | / | .--. : / /__ \/ `.__.:.____.-. / / / `"""`/ .-"..____.-. \ jgs _.-' /_/ ( \-. \ `=----' `----------'""`-. \ `" `" File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/astrology.txt From - Wed Nov 20 23:37:37 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Req Anything on astrology... Date: 18 Nov 1996 04:14:01 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.10) Lines: 94 Sender: news@aol.com Message-ID: <19961118041600.XAA21134@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article , David Lewis writes: >Has anyone got any ascii on astrology? I've done the Zodiac signs... @@ Signs of the Zodiac @@ 11/96 (c)jgs .-. .-. (_ \ / _) Aries- The Ram | | . . '.___.' Taurus- The Bull .' `. : : : : `.___.' ._____. | | Gemini- The Twins | | _|_|_ ' ' .--. / _`. Cancer- The Crab (_) ( ) '. / `--' .--. ( ) Leo- The Lion (_) / (_, _ ' `:--.--. | | |_ Virgo- The Virgin | | | ) | | |/ (J __ ___.' '.___ Libra- The Balance ____________ _ ' `:--.--. | | | Scorpius- The Scorpion | | | | | | .., `---': ... .': Sagittarius- The Archer .' `..' .'`. _ \ /_) Capricorn- The Goat \ /`. \ / ; \/ __.' .-"-._.-"-._.- Aquarius- The Water Bearer .-"-._.-"-._.- `-. .-' Pisces- The Fishes : : --:--:-- : : .-' `-. -joan -- _____________________ .-' /| | | | | | | | |-. / / | | | | | | /| | | |\ / / \| | |_ | | | / | | | | \ / __/ _ \ | | \| | |/ /| | | | |\ \__ \ _/ | | .` | . < | | | | |/ / / | \___/ |\_| |\ \| | | | |\ \ /| | | | | | \ | | | | |/ \/ | | | | | | \| | | | / \ | | | | | | | | | |/ spunk1111@juno.com `-.|_____|_|__|_|___|_|_|-' joan stark original ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/alcohol.txt From - Sun Mar 9 11:46:09 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeeds.sol.net!uniserve!van-bc!n1van.istar!van.istar!west.istar!ott.istar!istar.net!tor.istar!east.istar!n4tor.istar!news3.idirect.com!lagoon.idirect.com!unet51.idirect.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca (llizard) Subject: Re: req : ALCOHOL Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=US-ASCII MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.8 (x86 32bit) X-Newsmaster: Laszlo Herczeg (las@idirect.com) Lines: 49 X-Client-Port: 1792 Message-ID: <33218896.0@lagoon.idirect.com> References: <5fq4u8$7qe@ccshst05.cs.uoguelph.ca> X-Nntp-Posting-Host: lagoon.idirect.com Date: 8 Mar 97 15:41:33 UTC Lines: 49 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12547 In article <5fq4u8$7qe@ccshst05.cs.uoguelph.ca>, jbougie@uoguelph.ca says... > >Please send me any ascii-art that you have dealing with alcohol. This >includes logos and company names but not people puking in a toilet(I >already have it) Thanks in advance > >Please send to jbougie@uoguelph.ca Cheers! martini: o -.___/ ___ ___ | /| \o/ \o/ |_/_| ejm 97 Y Y | / | _|_ _|_ |/__| wine: {} _ _ || |_| |_| )( \ / \ / |__| ejm 96 | | | | _|_ _|_ |__| champagne: * * {} _* *_ [] |*| |*| || |_| |_| )( \*/ \*/ |__| ejm 97 | | | | _|_ _|_ |__| In honor of the occasion, I've left my party hat on. -- * /| ha / | ,^ ha -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ha ha / " " / llizard aka ejm cq547@torfree.net File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/happystpatricksday.txt From - Tue Feb 18 21:46:11 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news-pull.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-pen-15.sprintlink.net!news.intellinet.com!news-admin@intellinet.com From: "John Brownlee" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Anybody got any Irish stuff? Date: 18 Feb 1997 01:05:39 GMT Organization: Unknown Organization Lines: 74 Message-ID: <01bc1d37$fb615cc0$b6220dcf@jrb.iofc.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: mx0-173.lit.intellinet.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1155 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11757 *** *** ***....** **...*** **........** **.......** *** **..........*.........** *** **.....** **..................** **.....** **.........** **..............** **.........** *..............* *..........* *..............* **..............* *......* *..............** **..............** *....* **..............** *......................................* **..............**........**..............** **..............* *....*....*..............** *..............* *........* ...*..............* **.........** *............* ...**.........** **.....** **...............**....**.....** *** **...................**...* *** **...........*...........**...* **.........* *.........** *...*..*..*..* *......** **......* *........* ** * * ** *...* * _ _ _____ ____ ____ _ _ ( ) ( ) ( _ ) ( _ \ ( _ \ ( ) ( ) | |_| | | (_) | | |_) )| |_) ) \ \_/ / | _ | | _ | | ,__/ | __/ \ / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) ____ _____ ____ _____ _____ ____ _ ___ _ _ _ ____ ( _ \(_ _) ( _ \ ( _ )(_ _)( _ \ ( ) / _ \ ( ) ( )( )( _ \ | (_(_) | | | |_) )| (_) | | | | (_) )| || ( (_)| |/ / |/ | (_(_) _\__ \ | | | __/ | _ | | | | / | || | _ | , < ' _\__ \ ( )__) | | | _ | | | | | | | | | |\ \ | || (_( )| |\ \ ( )__) | \_____) (_)(_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)(_) \___/ (_) (_) \_____) ____ _____ _ _ __ ( _ \ ( _ )( ) ( ) ( ) | | \ \ | (_) | \ \_/ / | / | | ) )| _ | \ / |/ | |_/ / | | | | | | _ (____/ (_) (_) (_) (_) -- \\\|/// \\ - - // ( @ @ ) +---oOOo-(_)-oOOo----------------+ | | | The computer is fine; I'm | | experiencing technical | | difficulties... | | | | | | ooo0 | | ( ) 0ooo | +---\ (----( )----------------+ \_) ) / (_/ Sunny Z wrote in article ... > I'm looking for some Celtic artwork... > > TIA. > > SUNshine, Rainbows, Butterflies... > > ~ \ \ \ / / / ~ > ~ \ \ \/ / / ~ > ^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^ > ^^^ ^^^ > > File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/einstein.txt Subject: Mr. Ainstain Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 16:26:47 +0100 From: Krzysztof Grudzi/nski Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART mMNM&%w mkMH$MUMFPM,NM#Z%% :!.:x )!!X)$MMWWMM$**$$Nx~~` !!)X?~( ~-!#@\~/!!!@$$$$$$$$$$$R! `-!%. .!!"X !XXM$$$$$$$$$$$R!! !X!!i"~ `: :!t! <: !?X***$$$$$$$***~! ??>X ` ' `!~~: ~x. !R$$$$* . x W` - > ~! ::" `L?X#$F.uC"L" . $ `n % ~<%!.#mT$"<$k"$$Q?:xW " ' ~ 4BhU@$W$?!$$ "$$WdN"'. 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'!~ !XMMMMMMMMXMM!!:!MM$MMMBRM$$$$8MMMM~ `?H!M$R>'MMMM?MMM!MM6!X!XM$$$MM$MM$$$$MX$f `MXM$8X MMMMMMM!!MM!!!!XM$$$MM$MM$$$RX@" ~M?$MM !MMMMXM!!MM!!!XMMM$$$8$XM$$RM!` !XMMM !MMMMXX!XM!!!HMMMM$$$$RH$$M!~ 'M?MM `?MMXMM!XM!XMMMMM$$$$$RM$$# `>MMk ~MMHM!XM!XMMM$$$$$$BRM$M" ~`?M. !M?MXM!X$$@M$$$$$$RMM# `!M !!MM!X8$$$RM$$$$MM#` !% `~~~X8$$$$8M$$RR#` !!x:xH$$$$$$$R$R*` ~!?MMMMRRRM@M#` -Sushil- `~???MMM?M"` ``~~ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/candycane.txt From - Tue Dec 17 08:00:23 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: I want "Candy" Date: 16 Dec 1996 05:12:44 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 34 Message-ID: <19961216051200.AAA27902@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8927 In article , dastuart@mail.entrsft.com writes: >> Would someone please draw "candy" for me ?? it's that time of the year... @@ candy cane @@ 11/96 .----. .'`. .'`. /-._:--:_.-\ |-._/ \ _.| |._ | |' _| `---' |-' | |.-'| |_.-| | _.| |' _| |-' | |.-'| |_.-| jgs | _.| |' _| |-' | `---' -joan -- _/\_ __/\__ ) . (_ _) .' ( Season's Greetings! `) '.( ) .' (` `-._\()/__(~` joan stark ()() spunk1111@juno.com / |`\ jgs ) : ( visit my ascii art gallery: `)_/` http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/chemistry.txt Subject: Chemistry Ascii Art? Date: Sun, 6 Oct 1996 11:59:01 PST From: joan stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART This is a toughie. I was asked if there were any chemistry ascii pictures around. I personally have not come across any while doing the "web thing". Have any of you seen such a thing? Please share. Thanks! I could probably do a test-tube... and a beaker. Help! -joan ______ (______) | | | | | | | | __.--------.,_ | | \ `--------'| \ |`--'| \ ===|\ \ | | | ===| | | | | | ===|/ / | | | ===|_/ | | | ===| | | `---------' | | | | `.__.' File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/bird.txt From - Wed Dec 11 18:11:00 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!enews.sgi.com!news.sgi.com!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: [Pic] Bird Date: Wed, 11 Dec 1996 15:26:40 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 19 Message-ID: <32AEC4A0.DB1@wing.rug.nl> References: <32AEC1AC.51F6@wing.rug.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: wing3.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8706 This one went wrong too: _ _ ,-'.`',`-. \ `,--.' / ,-.__,,--( oo )--..__,-. `.` . ` `.\/,' ' , ',' `-._` .( : ,), '_,-' `-.'`=='`,-' -- ,/ * ,-. , , , , , ,-. ,-. ,-. _,'/_ | ( ` | | | |\ /| | ) / \ | \ `(")' ,'/ `-. |--| | | \/ | |-< | | | | _ _,-H-./ / . ) | | | | | | | \ / | / \_\_\. / `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ` `-' `-' /" / \ \ Herman Hiddema _/ / \ \_ mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl \_.'( ) (`._/ http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod ) ( contains: ascii-art, games, mpegs ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cow.txt From - Wed Nov 20 23:34:26 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!EU.net!usenet2.news.uk.psi.net!uknet!usenet1.news.uk.psi.net!uknet!psinntp!psinntp!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Simple Cow Date: 20 Nov 1996 21:01:11 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.13) Lines: 39 Message-ID: <19961120210300.QAA22714@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <56o22v$k8s@news.cis.okstate.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article <56o22v$k8s@news.cis.okstate.edu>, pedward@osuunx.ucc.okstate.edu (PRICE) writes: >Howdy! Could someone please either mail me or post a real simple cow to >use in a sig? This is a nice cow... who is the artist? /; ;\ __ \\____// /{_\_/ \`'\_/__ \___ (o\ /o } _____________________________/ :--' MOOO DARNIT! ,-,'`@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ \_ `__\ ;:( @@@@@@@@@ @@@ \___(o'o) :: ) @@@@ @@@@@@ ,'@@( `====' :: : @@@@@: @@@@ `@@@: :: \ @@@@@: @@@@@@@) ( '@@@' ;; /\ /`, @@@@@@@@@\ :@@@@@) ::/ ) {_----------------: :~`,~~; ;;'`; : ) : / `; ; ;;;; : : ; : ; ; : `'`' / : : : : : : )_ \__; :_ ; \_\ :__\ \ \ \ : \ `^' `^' `-^-' -joan -- _....----"""----...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o o o o \ /__o___o_ _ _ _ _ o_ o_ _ _o_\ / __/ _ \ | | \| | |/ /| | | | |\ \__ \ _/ | | .` | . < | | | | |/ /___/_| \___/_|\_|_|\_\|_|_|_|_|\ \~`-`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~.__.~`-`/ \ spunk1111@juno.com / `-._______________________.-' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/hangloose.txt From - Wed Apr 16 20:00:34 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!spamz.news.aol.com!audrey02.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Hang Loose Date: 14 Apr 1997 05:07:10 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 28 Message-ID: <19970414050600.BAA21000@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <33487560.16B@mako.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14151 In article <33487560.16B@mako.com>, Nic Young writes: >I'm looking for a Hang Loose sign > (pinky and thumb out) -=[ "Hang Loose" ]=- 4/97 _ _ ,-. / ) ( `. // /-._/ / `\ \ /(_/ / / / ; `-` (_/ / / | (_/ / \ / ) /` jgs / /` -joan -- .-"""-. the gene pool needs / \ joan stark more chlorine... ;_.-"""-._; .,_ __,.---.-(=(o)-(o)=)-.---.,__ _,. '._'--"``` \ ^ / ```"--'_.' ``"''~---~~%^%^.%.`._0_.'%,^%^%^~~---~''"`` jgs ~^~- `^-% ^~.%~%.^~-%-~.%-^.% ~`% ~-`%^`-~^~ ~^- ~^- `~.^- %`~.%~-'%~^- %~^- ~^ ASCII ART GALLERY: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/hannukah1.txt From - Fri Dec 6 07:09:04 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!news.akula.com!orca.akula.com!not-for-mail From: ppcd Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Happy Hannukah! Date: 5 Dec 1996 18:57:25 GMT Organization: Akula Communications Corp. Lines: 105 Message-ID: <5875ul$iqo@news.akula.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: orca.akula.com X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 unoff BETA release 961025] Happy Chaukkah to all my good friends! * * * * * /_\ * * * * /_\ /_\ /_\ /_\ ||| /_\ /_\ /_\ /_\ ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| [===] [===] [===] [===] [===] [===] [===] [===] [===] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#############] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] // \\ [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] ____//___\\____ [#] [#] [#] [#] [#] [###] \\ //_____\\ // [###] [#] [#] [#] [#] \\/ \// [#] [#] [################] //\ _____ /\\ [################] //_\\_____//_\\ \\ // \\ // [#] [#] [#####] [###########] [#################] MAY THIS HANUKKAH SEASON BE ILLUMINATED WITH PEACE AND JOY And if that's too big to take at one time ... here'a a tiny menorah! A HAPPY AND HEALTHY HANUKKAH ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' i i i i i i i i i I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I O O O O O O O O O ################# H H H H ######### ------------- To each and everyone of you!! GGGGGGGG HHHHHHHHH GGGGGGGG HHHHHHHHH GG HH HH GG HH HH GGGG HH HH GG GG HH HH GG GG HH HH GG GG HH HH GG GG HH HH HHHHHHHHH PP PPP UU UU HHHHHHHHH PP PPPP UU UU HH HH PPPP PP UU UU UU HH HH PP PP UU UU UU HH HH PP PP UU UU UU HH HH PP PP UU UU UU HH HH PP PP UU UU UU HH HH PP PPPPPP UUUUUUUU HH HH PP PPPPPP UUUUUU And for my non-Jewish friends- Frosty says hi! .-~~\ :::::: / \ _ |::::| ~x .-~_)_ l~~~~! ~>x".-~ ~-. \TB/ _ ( / \ || || T o o Y || ==:l l < ! (3 \\ \ .__/ / /|| \\ ,r"-,___.-'r.//|| }^ \.( ) _.'//.|| / }~Xi--~ // || Y Y I\ \ " || Living in a Winter Wonderland!!! | | |o\ \ || | l_l Y T || l "o l_j |! \ || .--^. o .^|| " ~ `' May the light of the season grant all of you warmth and peace. File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/icareheart%5bgrim%5d.txt reICareI reICareIC ICareICareICar ICareICareICare reICareICareICareI reICareICareICareIC CareICareICareICareICa reICareICareICareICareI ICarICareICareICareICareI ICareICareICareICareICareI ICarICareICareICareICareICare CareICareICareICareICareICare ICareICareICareICareICareICareI CareICareICareICareICareICareICa ICaICareICareICareICareICareICareI ICareICareICareICareICareICareICar eICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICar ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICar ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareIc eICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICa ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareI reICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICare ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICa reICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareIc ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICare reICareICareICareIICareICareICareICareIca ICareICareICareICareICareICareICarICa reICareICareICareICareICarICare areICareICareICareICareICa ICareICareICareICare areICareICareICa eICareICareI -Grim CareICar reIC eI File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/lesmiserable.txt From - Fri Nov 29 19:26:09 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!cs.utexas.edu!howland.erols.net!feed1.news.erols.com!news.idt.net!enews.sgi.com!news.sgi.com!newshub.sdsu.edu!newshub.csu.net!atlas.csusm.edu!san_marcos.csusm.edu!kamba001 From: Mango Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Les Miserable Date: Wed, 27 Nov 1996 16:11:57 -0800 Organization: California State University San Marcos Lines: 39 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: san_marcos.csusm.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII X-Sender: kamba001@san_marcos.csusm.edu ..:::::::::::::... .:::::::::::::::::::::::. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::'''''''`''::::::::::::::::: File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/kangaroo.txt From - Wed Nov 20 23:55:59 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!solace!eru.mt.luth.se!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!hammer.uoregon.edu!news.uoregon.edu!waikato!canterbury.ac.nz!southern.co.nz!not-for-mail From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Scooby Date: 14 Nov 1996 16:55:38 GMT Organization: Southern InterNet Services Lines: 55 Message-ID: <56fiua$alt@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <19961113002800.TAA07679@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: kalessin.southern.co.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950621BETA PL0] spunk1111@aol.com wrote: >I have a Scooby... but I'm afraid he kindof looks like a kangaroo too. > /\/\ > /, \ \ > \\|/_/_ > .` (o)o) _...._ __ > | ~ ~'' `\_) > | | > | `-. / > | `--.___/ > | `. | > _/______|``---' > (_________) _ > jgs / \`(_) > / \ Yeah, now you come to mention it there is a slight resemblance... /\/\ /, \ \ \\|/_/_ .` (o)o) _...._ __ | ~ ~'' `\_) | | | `-. / | `--.___/ / `. | _/____/ ``---' (______)_ / /`(_) / / _ _ _ - - ' / / ~ '~ ~ ~\ / / ~ \/~ / ~ '~ ~ ~ ~\ | / ~ ~ \/~ | / / | | { / | | : / | | : / | | | / | | | / | | / / | | / _ / | | < / | | \ | | / \ \ _./ / \ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ \ /__ / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Bye, File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/bunny.txt From - Wed Dec 11 18:17:15 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!enews.sgi.com!news.sgi.com!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: ASCII bunnies Date: 11 Dec 1996 16:02:05 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 36 Message-ID: <19961211160100.LAA26112@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8717 In article , lontra@netcom.com (Lontra) writes: >I think bunny behinds are sweet, hmmm. I have a pair of rabbits as pets... they are cute but I wouldn't pick their behinds as their most stunning feature... You did a nice job with the bunny behinds... I liked the first one best- I can tell what it is. Without the ears, it is a little difficult. Here is a favorite bunny ascii of mine (it is not my work)... _________,---------.____------.___ /_______ `--._______ `--.____ \\ /__, ' `-----.____ `--._____,`_/:. ,' `---.___ ___// `. ,' .;'''';, `---' / \ ,; ; .' _ : ,' : ; `.--. //) /a. : :. : ,;.. /`\ \==) ~~ ;. `;;;. , '' ..`, ; /`\ ` . |~.. v' `. ``':::( ;'::(/`\ ; ; ; `.-'.;;;' `''''''''''' `---'--'--'~-.;;;' -Catalyst -joan -- \ / \\ // )\-/( /e e\ ( =Y= ) /`---'\ ____/ /___\ \ \ / ``` ```~~"--.,_ `-._\ / joan stark `~~"--.,_ ----->| spunk1111@juno.com `~~"--.,_ _.-'/ \ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ ~~"--.,_ /jgs\_________________________,,,,....----""""~~~~```` File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/lemurs.txt From - Fri Jan 10 19:54:07 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!hermod.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!arclight.uoregon.edu!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!uunet!in3.uu.net!128.250.1.21!munnari.OZ.AU!news.mel.connect.com.au!harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au!news.mira.net.au!manawatu.planet.co.nz!manawatu.gen.nz!news From: leonidas@earthlight.co.nz (Snarkamedes) Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs,alt.ascii-art Subject: Lemurian cave art Date: Thu, 09 Jan 1997 13:54:48 GMT Organization: Earthlight Communications, Otago Lines: 40 Message-ID: <32e9f4b2.46234677@news-cache.earthlight.co.nz> NNTP-Posting-Host: moon.earthlight.co.nz Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Newsreader: Forte Agent .99g/32.339 Cache-Post-Path: moon.earthlight.co.nz!unknown@ppp179.earthlight.co.nz Xref: online.no alt.fan.lemurs:687 alt.ascii-art:9996 Hi all Just found this engraved on some ancient undersea rock wall during our underwater archeological excavations being held here just off the coast of Sumatra. It proves that the ancient Lemurians, although still at the cusp of the interior decorating stage of their development, had full knowledge of the most sophisticated art-form - the cartoon. [ Frink whooo Ptang! ] __________________________________________________________________________ | | | | | "Ptang, frink "Whooooo!" | | "Ptang cow | | frink." / | "Cheep frink!" | wah-wah! "Frink | | \ / | | Cheeeep." Mu." | | \ / | #| \ | | | ,#####, \ ,_, <##. | _|\_/\_ #| \ <##. ,_, | | #' `###> /_0 \. `# | / __ \ HH| __,_, `# /_0 \ | | `#.---.___,_, \ )> ,# | / (0_) \ HH| / _0_\ #. / | | | /' _ ._0_\ m==/' \ ,##' | /_ \ ##| / (/ `#.( , \ | | _/,/|/ `\)\ ( ,*###' | \_\_____/ | #| / .|\=u `#/\|^\m | |( <|_ |_ `~ __\_> | `| | H| |__))_ (_Vm)_ | |""" """ "" "" "" """" | / / H|"#. " ,##> "" " """"" | | "" """ " "" | / \| #| `#####' "" " "" ""| |_______________________________|__________________|_______________________| I think it loses too much in the translation so I didn't bother providing one. Have a go yourselves though. A long essay on how this classical piece has influenced writing in all the cultures since the Lemurian age would not only do my archeological homework for me, but please my Professor, the Rev. Colonel Von Berlitz as well thankyouverymuch.... ;) -- Quotes from Great Lemur Movies #1: Lemurosity "Don't let the fact that I carry the joy of eating your last twinkie around inside me, stop us from being friends." -- Sid 6.frink File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/firstasciishimrod.txt From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: First Ascii art :) Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 16:47:07 +0200 Organization: RuG Many of my early works have never been posted, they have met someone called 'delete' and unfortunately, they didn't survive. But here's one of my early wworks, and I think it's the first one I posted: (gee, this doesn't even look as bad as I remember :-) "-._ ` \__ \%\ "-._ .(_() ' ' ' /%) ` "-._ __ ' /%/ ` "(_()__ ' ' ' ' /%/ ` ` (_()----------(((-- ` ` A , ' _ ` ` /^\A , ' ' _/ /) ` A(' `\\ A ,') ____// // )________, /"-._ ` / ) / )\/ \ / /| /(@)/ // ) /| "-._ "-^/ /\ A \A )^.-"\ / | (@)(@)// //) / | "-._( () () /\ )/ __.-" / /(@)(@)(@)// /--/ j .'\,_.A \( ) /" / /()(@)(@)()()/ / / ,' ,'" \ \"\ \ |><---------------Y / (),' \') `O) | Shimrod '96 | / " |_________________|/ Greetz, -- _____ _ _ _ ,-'`. | __| |_|_|_____ ___ ___ _| | _ _ _ _ ___ ,'`.,-'`. |__ | | | | _| . | . | | \ / \ |\| ' | /`.,'`.,-'`. |_____|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |___|___| |_/ \_/ | | | (`./`-,'`.,-'`. _ _ _ _ _ _ \.\.( `,'`.,-' Herman Hiddema |_) /| |\| | / ` )`\ |.|`,' Venuslaan 147 c | /"| | | | \_, ,' \/`) /.| 9742 KN Groningen ,-'"`-. / \,'\/`( ( The Netherlands //// / @ @ \ \\\\ \,'`./`./`.\ tel. 050-5775373 \ :=| ,._,. |=: / \ ,'\ /\ ) mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl || ,\ \_../ /. || \ ,; \,' http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod/ ||','`-._))'`.`|| `: \.' `-' (/ `-' `./ Now there's a man who knows where his towel is! File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dj.txt #####\ _ /##### #( )# | _( )__ | #( )# ##### | /_ / | ##### #" "# | ___m/I_ //_____ | #" "# # O # |____#-x.\ /++m\ /.x-#____| # O # #m.m# | /" \ ///###\\\ / "\ | #m.m# #####/ ######/ \###### \##### #########\ #########\ #(=====)# | /// #(=====)# | ######### | _(oo)_ ######### | #-------# | // \/ // #-------# | #| - |# | -- __________//____//__________-- #| - |# | #|( O )|# | -- -- /-/\- -+/ -+- -+- /-/\- -+/| -- -- #|( O )|# | #| - |# | -- -- / /( o ) / ^^^ /// / /( o ) / / -- -- #| - |# | #|-----|# |-- / & - o/ ^^^ /// / & - o/ / --#|-----|# | #########/ |#########|#########|########|/ #########/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/bunnies.txt From - Mon Dec 2 18:20:58 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-paris.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Remember those bunnies? Date: 2 Dec 1996 04:01:12 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.13) Lines: 91 Message-ID: <19961202040200.XAA04080@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Remember what started so innocently with those two bunnies?: \\ \\_ \\ (') \\_ jgs / )=.---(') o( )o( )_-\_ Well, guess what? :) \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ __() __() __() __() __() __() jgs o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ o(_-\_ -joan -- \ / \\ // )\-/( /e e\ ( =Y= ) /`---'\ ____/ /___\ \ \ / ``` ```~~"--.,_ `-._\ / joan stark `~~"--.,_ ----->| spunk1111@juno.com `~~"--.,_ _.-'/ \ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ ~~"--.,_ /jgs\_________________________,,,,....----""""~~~~```` File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dragon.txt From - Mon Nov 25 08:02:43 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!hammer.uoregon.edu!news.uoregon.edu!disco.iinet.net.au!news.uwa.edu.au!alpha8.curtin.edu.au!usenet From: edias@cc.curtin.edu.au Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Another Dwagon!! Date: Mon, 25 Nov 96 09:46:31 +800 Organization: Curtin University Lines: 47 Message-ID: <57atpk$vpm@alpha8.curtin.edu.au> NNTP-Posting-Host: alpha7.curtin.edu.au heres another Dragon !!! __ __ ( _) ( _) / / \\ / /\_\_ / / \\ / / | \ \ / / \\ / / |\ \ \ / / , \ , / / /| \ \ / / |\_ /| / / / \ \_\ / / |\/ _ '_| \ / / / \ \\ | / |/ 0 \0\ / | | \ \\ | |\| \_\_ / / | \ \\ | | |/ \.\ o\o) / \ | \\ \ | /\\`v-v / | | \\ | \/ /_| \\_| / | | \ \\ | | /__/_ / _____ | | \ \\ \| [__] \_/ |_________ \ | \ () / [___] ( \ \ |\ | | // | [___] |\| \| / |/ /| [____] \ |/\ / / || snd ( \ [____ / ) _\ \ \ \| | || \ \ [_____| / / __/ \ / / // | \ [_____/ / / \ | \/ // | / '----| /=\____ _/ | / // __ / / | / ___/ _/\ \ | || (/-(/-\) / \ (/\/\)/ | / | / (/\/\) / / // _________/ / / \____________/ ( |\_/| D\___/\ (0_0) (0_o) ==(Y)== (V) ------------(u)---(u)-------------oOo--U--oOo----------------------- |___|_______|________|_______|_______|_______|______|_______|_______| | | | | Shanaka Dias | "A chicken is an eggs way | | edias@alpha1.curtin.edu.au | of making more eggs" | | Curtin University |_________________________________| | Perth Western Australia | www.ece.curtin.edu.au/~shanaka/ | --------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/birthday1.txt From - Tue Nov 19 19:30:31 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Happy Birthday & New Art (1/2) Date: 19 Nov 1996 05:37:15 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.10) Lines: 67 Sender: news@aol.com Message-ID: <19961119053900.AAA18201@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Today is my birthday...I missed everyone else's... I just wanted to wish everyone a happy day! ...what better way than with NEW ascii art! :) ~ ~ * * * * * * ~ * * ~ * * ~ * * ~ ) ( ) * * ~ ) (_) ( (_) ) (_) ( * * (_) # ) (_) ) # ( (_) ( # (_) * _#.-#(_)-#-(_)#(_)-#-(_)#-.#_ * .' # # # # # # # # # # # `. ~ * : # # # # # # # # : ~ :. # # # # .: * * | `-.__ __.-' | * | `````"""""""""""````` | * * | | ||\ |~)|~)\ / | | |~||~\|~ |~ | | ~ ~ * | | * | |~)||~)~|~| ||~\|\ \ / | * * _.-| |~)||~\ | |~|| /|~\ | |-._ .' '. ~ ~ .' `. * jgs : `-.__ __.-' : `. `````"""""""""""````` .' `-.._ _..-' `````""""-----------""""````` * toucan * 11/96 `| | .-"-.__ | .' / ,-| ```'-, || . ` / /@)|_ `-, | / ( ~ \_```""--.,_', : _.' \ /```''''""`^ / | / `| : / \/ | | . / __/ | |. | | __/ / | | | "-._ | _/ _/=_// || : '. `~~`~^| /=/-_/_/`~~`~~~`~~`~^~`. `> ' . \ ~/_/_ /" ` . ` ' . | .' ,'~^~`^| |~^`^~~`~~~^~~~^~`; ' .-' | | | \ ` : ` | :| | : | jgs |: | || ' | |/ | | : |_/ | . ' -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/devils.txt From - Wed Apr 16 20:14:58 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Need DEVIL PICT Date: 16 Apr 1997 05:58:52 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 58 Message-ID: <19970416055800.BAA13667@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <5ivn65$ru5$1@concorde.epita.fr> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14244 In article <5ivn65$ru5$1@concorde.epita.fr>, devill_s@meson.epita.fr (stephane devillebichot) writes: >Hey you!! I'm looking for a Devil asciiart picture for my .sig How's are these?? (_)L|J ) (") | ( ,(. A `/ \-| (,`) )' (' \/\ / | ) (. jgs (' ),). _W_ | (,)' ) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ L|J(_) ) | (") ( ,(. |`/ \- y (,`) )' (' | \ /\/ ) (. jgs (' ),) | _W_ (,)' ). (\-"```"-/) //^\ /^\\ ;/ ~_\ /_~ \; | / \Y/ \ | (, \0/ \0/ ,) | / \ | | (_\._./_) | \ \v-.-v/ / jgs \ `===' / `-----` (\-"````"-/) //^\ /^\\ ;/ ~_\ /_~ \; | / \\// \ | (, \0/ \0/ ,) | / \ | | (_\.__./_) | \ \-v..v-/ / jgs \ `====' / `\\\///' '\\//' \/ -joan -- * .~"~. /\_ /|6 6|\ _/\ "I foresee great things!" \_//O\_=_/O\\_/ \\\/`"""`\/// spunk1111@juno.com \ (^) / joan stark ./---/_\---\. /`"---------"`\ / / | \ \ ascii art gallery: jgs / / | \ \ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ `._._.-'-._.-'-.' File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/candle.txt From - Tue Nov 19 00:44:19 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!newsxfer2.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: small req: Date: 18 Nov 1996 20:31:39 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.10) Lines: 47 Sender: news@aol.com Message-ID: <19961118203300.PAA05931@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article , wH|pPinG B0y writes: >i know every on here is flooded with requests for this and that... >i was just wondering if anyone could help me out with a small candle >about 5 lines high or so? I just happened to have one...although it's more than 5 lines... ) (_) .-'-. | | | | | | | | __| |__ .-. .-' | | `-: : : `---' :-' jgs `-._ _.-' '"""""" Here is exactly a five line candle... ) (_) |`| | | _() jgs \_|_|_/ -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/auklambswine.txt From - Wed Jan 1 18:33:16 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!eru.mt.luth.se!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!newshost.vvm.com!mcconnel From: mcconnel@vvm.com_See.Sig_ (Don McConnell -- Read .Sig Before Replying) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Happy New Year! Date: Tue, 31 Dec 1996 16:27:03 -0600 Organization: VVM, Inc. Lines: 151 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: slip144.vvm.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-No-Archive: yes X-Newsreader: Yet Another NewsWatcher 2.2.0 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9530 .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ___ ,_) ____) ,_) ____) (-|_\ |_/ (-| _,,_,_,|_ (-(__ ',_ _ **** _| \(_|| \ _|__(_|| | ||_) ____)(_|_)|| |(/_ **** ( \_, ( |_, ( |_, ... to the tune of "Auld Lang Syne" ... .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. ( .===. /-=(o=`. | ,__.-"`` _/ : | , _..--""` : | __)\____ .-" : ' : | _.-' .`-. ." : : ; _,____ c--. .'/~~````"`z/~'"` ." : : / /` \ ` _^_\ ^^ _,.-" : . : / `~~~\ _/---'\\ ^ `---'=-.,_;` ' ,=' `~~~ ~~ `:=-=.=-=' | /`| /` |(__|(__ ____),_) ____ ,_) ,_) ____`^```^```,_) (-(__ |_ ,_ _ (-| \ _ | _ |_ ',_ (-/ \ _,'| ____)| || (/_(_|_) _|__/(_)||_)| ||| | \__/\(_|(_||| ( |_, ( | |_, |_, \_, / / ___ (\/_//`) /{ _ .=" "=._.---. / '/ <')_/ ) ." c ' Y'`p 0 0 \ /{ _ (_=)/ / , `. w_/ / \ <')_/ ) ="- | '-. / / / __/ \ (_=)/ _,..._\ )_-\ \_=.\ /, _/ \ \_ ="- `-....-'`------)))`=-'"`'" `-./ ) | ~^~ ( / _, ,__) ____ ____ ,_) (-|__| _ ,_ , (-|__) _ _, _ ,_ (-/ _` _ _,-|- _| |(/_| |/_) _|__)(/_(_|\/(/_| _\__)(_)(_| | ( |_, ( ( .= , =. _ _ /'/ )\,/,/(_ \ \ `//-.| ( ,\\)\//\)\/_ ) | //___\ `\\\/\\/\/\\///' / ,-"~`-._ `"--'_ `"""` _ \`'"~-,_ , \ `-. '_`. .'_` \ ,-"~`/ ,\|//,/, `.__.-'`/ (-\ /-) |-.__,' _|="=\="=./_, \_/ || | \O) /^\ (O/ | ,//"\-/\"\= //_, -0- `\\ | / `\ / ,\/=/,"=/ /"=`///. -0- \\ \ / `\ / ,\//="\'-.\"//-c_ a\ -0- `\\ `-. /' .---.--.\ ,\\_\=_\/=\"/,)_-"\\\_=___) `\\/`~(, '() (' `/-/=//,-'`--)))`--))) /(O) \\ _,.-.,_) // \\ `\'` / / | || `""""~"` /' |__|| `o ___ ,_) _, ,__) ____ (-|_\ ,_-|- (-|__| _ ',_ _ ,_ (-|__)_ ,_ _ _ ',_ _ _| \| || _| |(/_||-(/_| _| (_)| (_(_||_)|| |(/_ ( |_, ( | ( | |_, ( .===. /-=(o=`. | ,__.-"`` _/ : | , _..--""` : | __)\____ .-" : ' : | _.-' .`-. ." : : ; _,____ c--. .'/~~````"`z/~'"` ." : : / /` \ ` _^_\ ^^ _,.-" : . : / `~~~\ _/---'\\ ^ `---'=-.,_;` ' ,=' `~~~ ~~ `:=-=.=-=' | /`| /` |(__|(__ ____),_) ____ ,_) ,_) ____`^```^```,_) (-(__ |_ ,_ _ (-| \ _ | _ |_ ',_ (-/ \ _,'| ____)| || (/_(_|_) _|__/(_)||_)| ||| | \__/\(_|(_||| ( |_, ( | |_, |_, \_, / / ___ (\/_//`) /{ _ .=" "=._.---. / '/ <')_/ ) ." c ' Y'`p 0 0 \ /{ _ (_=)/ / , `. w_/ / \ <')_/ ) ="- | '-. / / / __/ \ (_=)/ _,..._\ )_-\ \_=.\ /, _/ \ \_ ="- `-....-'`------)))`=-'"`'" `-./ ) | ~^~ ( / _, ,__) ____ ____ ,_) (-|__| _ ,_ , (-|__) _ _, _ ,_ (-/ _` _ _,-|- _| |(/_| |/_) _|__)(/_(_|\/(/_| _\__)(_)(_| | ( |_, ( ( .:::. _,,,_ .:::. ::(\:::.-'"` `"'-.:::/):; `:::\:` `:/:::' `:: ::' ____ ,_) / .:::. .:::. \ (-|__)_,,_ _| _, | ::::0} {0:::: | _| (_|| |(_|(_| | ::::/ \:::: | ( |_, | ''/ \'' | | / \ | \ ; . .---. . ; / .---. _.---._ `. \'.( ).'/ .' .` .-'---` .---. '---...__ `-\. `-.-' '/-' : _.` .` .'( | )'._ '--.__''-. \'--'--'/ .`-` .` .-._'---`_. ''--. _'-__'. `-...-' .` _.-` .- .---``_.-_.- ~ _..--``_.-` .` _-.. _ _ _ _..- ~ .''--._..--``_.-` .- .-` _.- ~- ____ ,_) .' .' __.-` _.- __.-~ ~ (-/ _` _,-|- _ ,_ .` `. _. _ __...---~ ~~ _\__)(_| | (_)| ~--.....--~ ~ ( _,._ .--. __.' _) / ,~p`-, <_,)'.-"a\ __/) \ \_.-"` /' ( \ __/` /) ) ( _.-----..,-' (`"--^ | d '-,.------. '`) ,/ ."\ // | `"-.__,' \-' / ( | (| `; , | | , ,` | / ) ; \ ;.----/ ,/ \, \----.; / / / / ) // / | |\ \ / ) ) `\ \\ ( ,/_."` /` \ \\`\ | |/ / / / / / // / /_)\ |___ \ \\ \ | |\/ "`=` "``=` ` '~~~~~` `" `" `"` ___ ,_) ____) ,_) ____) (-|_\ |_/ (-| _,,_,_,|_ (-(__ ',_ _ _| \(_|| \ _|__(_|| | ||_) ____)(_|_)|| |(/_ ( \_, ( |_, ( |_, .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Art, font, and decorative elements by jgs. Animalized lyrics by bdsm. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -- ( Remove "_See.Sig_" from my address to respond via e-mail. ) ( Use of altered address constititutes acceptance of terms: ) ( -------N---O------J---U---N---K------M---A---I---L------- ) ( This article may not be contrued as a solicitation for ) ( commercial e-mail promoting goods and/or services of any ) ( kind; such e-mail will be assessed a US$100/message fee. ) ( ---DO--NOT--ADD--THIS--ADDRESS--TO--ANY--MAILING--LIST-- ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/angel.txt From - Wed Nov 27 20:39:21 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!arclight.uoregon.edu!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Angel... Date: 27 Nov 1996 18:10:12 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.13) Lines: 35 Message-ID: <19961127181200.NAA01146@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader A new one from me... * angel * 11/96 <***> _ //^\\ _ / \/('_')\/ \ | \/`-'\/ | | / , \ | | ( -.!.- ) | | './_\.' | | | | | | | | | | /| |\ | |/' | | `\| ' / \ ' jgs / \ `"""""""` -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/jollyrogerskull.txt .... NO! ... ... MNO! ... ..... MNO!! ...................... MNNOO! ... ..... MMNO! ......................... MNNOO!! . .... MNOONNOO! MMMMMMMMMMPPPOII! MNNO!!!! . ... !O! NNO! MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPOOOII!! NO! .... ...... ! MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPOOOOIII! ! ... ........ 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File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/camping.txt From - Fri Jan 3 21:08:14 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!enews.sgi.com!news.sgi.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Tent! Date: 3 Jan 1997 18:34:13 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 41 Message-ID: <19970103183200.NAA21416@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9673 In article , Rute Mesquita writes: > anyone have pictures of tents.. and otherthings about camp? ** camping scene ** 10/96 ______ jgs / /\ / / \ /_____/----\_ ( " " ). _ ___ o (:') o (@))_)) o ~/~~\~ o o o o -joan -- . . : . '.@.' /^\ / \ __, ,__) __, ,__) __, ,__) /1997 \ (--|__| _ ,_ ,_ (--|\ | _ (--\ | _ _ ,_ @@@@@@@@@ _| |(_||_)|_)(_| _| \|(/_(_|_) \|(/_(_|| / 6 6 \ ( | | ,_| ( (__| ( ^ ,) \ __, /-._ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ `._____.'\ `--.__ ~ascii art gallery~ \\/ `/``"""'-. / ) / : spunk1111@juno.com | /\ | .--. : / /\1`\ \/ `.__.:.____.-. joan stark / / /`\9`\`/ .-"..____.-. \ jgs _.-' /_/ `\9`\ \-. \ `=----' `\7`\--------'""`-. \ `" `-./ `" File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbthekiss.txt Subject: Frogstein and Birdstein, The Kiss Date: Sun, 12 Jan 1997 02:38:48 -0500 From: Peter Kwa Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART 01WWWWWW10WWWWWWWW20WWWWWWWW30WWWWWWWW40WWWWWWWW50WWWWWWWW60W63 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, The Kiss 03 04 by Pete Casso 970112 04 05 05 06 Can I get a kissy, sweetie? 06 07 / 07 08 / Not in front of Frogstein! 08 09 / / 09 10 _ _ _ 10 11 ( "> <" ) ( "> .oo 11 12 (> )> (><) (> )> ( -) 12 13 ^^ ^^ ^^ " " 13 14 / \ 14 15 Get lost! I did nothing wrong ... 15 16 16 17WWWWWW10WWWWWWWW20WWWWWWWW30WWWWWWWW40WWWWWWWW50WWWWWWWW60W63 File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/elgy_collection_new.txt EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEElllllll E::::::::::::::::::::El:::::l E::::::::::::::::::::El:::::l EE::::::EEEEEEEEE::::El:::::l E:::::E EEEEEE l::::l ggggggggg gggggyyyyyyy yyyyyyy E:::::E l::::l g:::::::::ggg::::g y:::::y y:::::y E::::::EEEEEEEEEE l::::l g:::::::::::::::::g y:::::y y:::::y E:::::::::::::::E l::::l g::::::ggggg::::::gg y:::::y y:::::y E:::::::::::::::E l::::l g:::::g g:::::g y:::::y y:::::y E::::::EEEEEEEEEE l::::l g:::::g g:::::g y:::::y y:::::y E:::::E l::::l g:::::g g:::::g y:::::y:::::y E:_/`:E EEEEEE l::::l g::::::g g:::::g y:::::::::y EE:c"}::EEEEEEEE:::::El::::::lg:::::::ggggg:::::g y:::::::y E:,(_).::::::::::::::El::::::l g::::::::::::::::g y:::::y E::-"-:::::::::::::::El::::::l gg::::::::::::::g y:::::y EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEllllllll gggggggg::::::g y:::::y .---..----..-. .-. .---..---..---..-..----..-..-. | | | || || |__ | |__ | |= | | `| |'| || || || .` | `---'`----'`----'`----'`---'`---' `-' `-'`----'`-'`-' g::::::ggg:::::::g y:::::y gg:::::::::::::g yyyyyyy ggg::::::ggg Michel.Eftimakis@vlsi.com gggggg Hi ! This collection is the complete story (so far !) of Elgy's adventures. I've created Elgy to place him in my Tropical .sig (see below), and he became famous among the ascii-artists out there ! They helped me to place him in a lot of various situations ! Thanks a lot to these artists for always adding new situations : Clyde W. Watson (clydew@baynetworks.com) Joan Stark (spunk1111@JUNO.COM) Christophe Garconnet (cgarconnet@MMM.COM) Judy Bell (judy.bell@PHAROH.UU.HOLONET.NET) Mike Bell (mike.bell@PHAROH.UU.HOLONET.NET) Erik K. Veland/grim (ekveland@online.no) Grep @@ for all situations... ._-_, ... ... ` _ ' -=_* =- ... ... :.: : : - (_) - ,'/'`\ : `' : ... : :,: .::. // : :`': : : : : :.' : :' ' ` ____________//_________:.:__:.:_:.:_:.:``:_`:.:______________________ ~ ____,----/ |_ ~ ~~ ~ (c) Mike 95 -' ________ `-.__ ~ ~ _ _/` ,',---\\--\ `-.____ ~~~ ~ __,--' c"} \`-____\\__\ `----.________________,-----' ,(_). `~~~~~~~~~' Michel.Eftimakis@sophia.europe.vlsi.com -"- @@ Elgy _/` Hi ! I'm Elgy ! )- c"} ,(_). -"- @@ Elgy on a tropical island ._-_, ... ... ` _ ' -=_* =- ... ... :.: : : - (_) - ,'/'`\ : `' : ... : :,: .::. // : :`': : : : : :.' : :' ' ` ____________//_________:.:__:.:_:.:_:.:``:_`:.:______________________ ~ ____,----/ |_ ~ ~~ ~ (c) Mike 95 -' ________ `-.__ ~ ~ _ _/` ,',---\\--\ `-.____ ~~~ ~ __,--' c"} \`-____\\__\ `----.________________,-----' ,(_). `~~~~~~~~~' Michel.Eftimakis@sophia.europe.vlsi.com -"- @@ Elgy on my 3D .sig qwertyuiopasdfghjklqwertyuiopasdfghjklqwertyuiopasdfghjklqwertyuiopasdfghjkl qwertyuiopa_/`g\\klqwertyuio_/`//g\\klqwertyu_/`as//g\\klqwert_/`opas//g\\kl qwertyuiopc"}fgh\\lqwertyuic"}//fgh\\lqwertyc"}pa//fgh\\lqwerc"}iopa//fgh\\l qwertyuio,(_).ghj\\qwertyu,(_).dfghj\\qwert,(_).//dfghj\\qwe,(_).op//dfghj\\ |()||yuio/-"- \_/ |()||tyui-"-| \_/ |()||rty-"-/| \_/ |()||er-"-io| \_/ |()| ||||/7/o\/as| \_/ ||||/7/o\//a| \_/ ||||/7/o\i//| \_/ ||||/7/o\ui/| \_/ |||| |L|L|\\(/pas|_| |_|L|L|\\(//pa|_| |_|L|L|\\(u//p|_| |_|L|L|\\(yu//|_| |_|L|L qw\\ty//opasdfghjklqw\\ty//opasdfghjklqw\\ty//opasdfghjklqw\\ty//opasdfghjkl qwe\\//iopasdfghjklqwe\\//iopasdfghjklqwe\\//iopasdfghjklqwe\\//iopasdfghjkl o o o @@ Elgy is going to the bar... _ _ {"o {"* `( )' and after a few drinks: `( )' -"- -"- @@ Elgy is a coachman ________ $%*^&@! Beware the curse of the ,/_=====_ [_ ;'^, _ / coachman. |-[_] [][_] |_, ,.;-----" /\/ c"} \ _ ' _ / //(/'--'(,)_. `(_)' '(_)----(_)' " \, \, ' _"_ cww | H | | | H | | | H | | | H | | ________ |__H__|_| ,/_=====_ [_ ;'^, _ ,(==)=) |-[_] [][_] |_, ,.;-----" /\/ c"} _____,'/ | | \ _ ' _ / //(/'--'(,)_. `(_)' ( ( )))) '(_)----(_)' " \, \, ' _"_ C====='~'=='=' @@ Elgy and his flying saucer . . __\/__ _/` __(_____,)__ c"} (____________) `( )' // || \\ -"- OO OO OO @@ Is Elgy a bug ??? /#\ /###\ /#####\ /#######\ \#######/ Eeek! \#####/ \ _/' \##/\\ c") \/ \\ `( )' \\ -"- \\ \\ @@ Elgy is fishing .-'`\ _ It's a Keeper! .' \ c"} ' ~~(}' o\=( ) /@@\ _"_ _ _ _ _ ~~~:;~~~~~~~~~~C====H=======H=======H========H }-=' H cww H H H It's a keeper! . ` _ / `-._ `c"} / '-. ( )=o/ `{)~~ _"_ /**\ H=====H======H=====H=====D~~~~~~~~~~~~:;~~~~~~ H clydew@BayNetworks.com H `=-{ @@ Elgy has been teleported... . * . . . . (*.) . * . . ( .(.. ) ) . .( (..* ).*) . ( * . ). .) . . ( (. *.) . . . * .* . @@ Elgy on his planet o . ___---___ . . .-- --. . . . ./ () .-. \. / o . ( ) \ . . / . '-' | | | () . O . | -O- . | .-. | | | o (c"}) | . o | .--. ,(_). | . | . | | -"- | | \ `.__.' o / . -O- . \ / . | . `\ o () /' o . `--___ ___--' . --- . @@ Elgy in his flying saucer . o . | o . . -O- . . o __\/__ | / .-. \ o . ==== / (c"}) \ === _/__`(_)'_\_\_ . o ==== (______________) // || \\ o . o OO OO OO . . o | o . . -O- o | o . . . o . | o . . -O- . . o __\/__ | | / .-. \ ===== . -O- / (c"}) \ ===== | _/__/=(_)____\_ ===== o (_______________) // || \\ o . o OO OO OO . . o | o . . -O- o | o . . @@ Elgy jumps from a bridge _ _/` | | OH, OH !! c"} c"} ,(H). ,(M). ======-|-===o======== ============o========= =============o======== | | | | ,-----|. | ,---- ,------. | ,----- ,------. | ,---- / | \ | / / \ | / / \ | / | | | | | | | | '| |' _ _ | | | | .", | I'M NOT SURE | '||' (H)--, | I HAD A GOOD `| || coo} | `| IDEAAAAAAA... | '| -\, | | | | | cH}-, Ready to jump ! `| `| _"_ `|_| ================= @@ Elgy in his boat (without smoke) _ / c"} _________//O=(_)/ ~^~-~_`\ `------------- ~~-~_^^~-~~ ~-^~~-_`\xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx /`~~-_~~_~^~^ ~~^-~_~^-`\___________________/`[]o~-~^_~-^~ ~~-~~~_^~~-~^_~^~^~^-~^_~^-~^~^-~^~_~^~-~^~ ^~^~-~^~_~^~^-~^~^-~^_~^~^^-~^~-~^~^_^~^~ @@ Elgy in his boat (with smoke) _,-- ____, / c"} __(__. )__ \-,_________//O=(_)/___________ _ _( ' ) ~^~-~_`\ `-------------/| ( ` )__ , ___)^~_ ~-^~~-_`\xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxLG2/ /(. ' ) ' ___)' ~^~^ ~~^-~_~^-` ~~^ ~^~ ~^-~^-~^~^^~`~~~-~^_~-^~. ' ~^~-^_~^ ~~-~~~_^~~-~^_~^~^~^-~^_~^-~^~^-~^~_~^~-~^~-~_~`-^~^^^~ ^~^~-~^~_~^~^-~^~^-~^_~^~^^-~^~-~^~^_^~^~ ~- ~~ ^~ @@ Elgy in his new boat _____ ___ _ _ _____ ___( ~ . ) _ , _,--. _( ` , __) `\~-----..._,'|_c"}_____ ( . _) `. Elgy1) , ' " , ' ~~~~~~~`~~"~~~^^~~~~~~~~~~'~^~~^^~~^~~~~(c)Mike'96~~~~~ @@ Elgy in his sailing boat :~ ./|\. ./ /| `\. / | | `\. | | | `\. | \| _/`\. . `-----|____c"}___\. \-----''...=(_)_____ jgs \ ""/ ~^~^~^~^~^`~^~^`^~^~^`^~^~^ ~^~^~`~~^~^`~^~^~`~~^~^~ @@ Elgy in Atlanta _ (1) {"o ( )= _"_|ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| |1\|~~ _- ~~ --~ ~ ~~-_~~~_~~ ~~__~~ | |_||~~_~^~^_-~`~ -~~_~ _ ~_~~ ~~~~_~ | |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| _ _ (2) |=(_){"o " __ |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| |1\|~~ _- ~~ --~ ~ ~~-_~~~_~~ ~~__~~ | |_||~~_~^~^_-~`~ -~~_~ _ ~_~~ ~~~~_~ | |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| ` , ' , (3) ` _ _ , __ |ooooooooo H ooooooooooooooooooooo| |1\|~~ _- ~~( ) ~ ~~-_~~~_~~ ~~__~~ | |_||~~_~^~^_-~`~ -~~_~ _ ~_~~ ~~~~_~ | |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| (4) __ |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| |1\|~~~~~_-~~ ""-( )`{"o,-~ _~~ ~_~~ | |_||~~_~^~^_-~`~ -~~_~ _ ~_~~ ~~~~_~ | |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| (5) __ |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| |1\|~~~~~_-~~-~~~-_^~~~-_ ""-( )`{"o,| |_||~~_~^~^_-~`~ -~~_~ _ ~_~~ ~~~~_~ | |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| ,whew (6) __ |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo|{"o |1\|~~~~~_-~~-^~~-_~^~-~~-~ _~~ ~_~~ |( )' |_||~~_~^~^_-~`~ -~~_~ _ ~_~~ ~~~~_~ |-"- |ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| _ _ c"} (7) {"o `(O)' _ ,[o]..__"__. s"} ._ H__| 1 |,{o}. | 2 | |__A__. | | | 3 | jgs |_________________| @@ Elgy in his castle |>>> |>>> |>>> | |>>> |>>> | |>>> | * | | * | * / \ * * / \ * / \ / \ _/ \ _ __ _ / \_ / \ / \ /___\ /_____\ |/ \| |_| |_| |/ \| /_____\ /___\ [ ]___| | / \ / \ | |___[ ] [ ]UU|| | {#######} {#######} | ||UU[ ] [ ]===| |=|=======| |=======|=| |===[ ] [___] |=====|_| U U U |________| U U U |_|=====| [___] \===/ |UUUUU| |=======| |=======| |UUUUU| \===/ \=/ |=====| | | +ELGY+ | | |=====| \=/ | | | | |________| | | | | | | | | ||| ||| | | | | | | | | ||vvvvvv|| | | | | |-_-_-|_____|-|_______|| _/'||_______|-|_____|-_-_-| /_______\ /________|| c"} ||_______\ /_______\ |_______|-----|________\_ ,( )'_/_______|------|_______| -"- @@ Elgy and his ducks _/` c"} ,(_). >o) (_> (_> @@ Elgy in his farm , . .--. _|__ |____| / \ |____| / [] |____| |__________| | | ____ | | _ | |\ /| | | _[_]_ | | \/ | | | c") | | /\ | | | ,(_)' |__|/__\|__|__| -"- @@ Elgy in his new house ( ) ( _ _._ |_|-'_~_`-._ _.-'-_~_-~_-~-_`-._ _.-'_~-_~-_-~-_~_~-_~-_`-._ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | [] [] [] [] [] | jgs | __ ___ | ._| [] [] | .| [___] |_._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._. |=|________()|__|()_______|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ === ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ _______ === _/` <_ELGY!_> === c"} ^|^ === ,(_). | === -"- @@ Elgy's a dad! waaaaaaaaaaaaaa! / / |___| |________| |~~~| _||||||||||--|~~~|-_/` _ _.-' |||||||||| c"} `-._ : |~~~~~~~~| ,(_). : `-._ -"- _.-' `-.__ __.-'jgs `````````````` @@ Elgy Flying A Kite , \._./ `~ (_) ~` ' /`,'\` /\ | | `\/' x `\ x `\ x `\ `[ _/` `c"} - - - - - - - - - - (_). - - - - -. _"_ |- -. | | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -. |- - - - - - $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ - -.jlb..10/96 (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((%%%% - - - - - - (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((############ @@ Elgy is famous... ___________________________ |\ _______________________ /| | | | | | | _/` | | | | c"} | | | | ,(_). | | | | -"- | | | | ____| | | |__________________|Elgy| | |/_________________________\| @@ Elgy has gone camping! ______ jgs / /\ / / \ /_____/----\_ " " ( _/` _ ___ ).,____ c"} (@))_)) o (:') o `(_), o ~/~~\~ o -"- o o o @@ Elgy goes spelunking... ___..-. ._/` __ \_`-.__ _/ .'/##\_ `-. \--. .-' .-_/#####\ /-' `\_ =>_/` _/ .-'. /###@@###\_ \._ `- c"} jgs_-.`. _|###########\_`. -' \ '( ), "'" " "'"''"'"'''" ''"'"''" "'" -"- @@ ...And he finds the first human being... and his parents... _ . . .. (oo ` . " . . . _!" ` v . . .' ! `-' >_/` . . ; \=/ _ _ ' c"} -( !!?!?!!? . / \ (oo (oo ' .(_)' . .. . \ / " " (c) Mike'96 -"- .. , .. . @@ ...And also a giant bat ! =, (\_/) ,= /`-'--(.)--'-'\ eek! jgs / ( " ) \ >_/` / /.-.-./ " " \.-.-.\ c"} .(_), -"- @@ ...Elgy is afraid !!! -- `--._ - - -- {"p --- `(_)' ,-' > ` @@ Elgy meets his twin brother ! ! \_ \_ =>_/ _/ {"* c"} `( )' `( )' _"_ _"_ @@ Elgy speeding down the Highway................ ,-------. WhaWoooWhaWooo... -------------------- _/` ----- (VaROOoom!)-----------\|/------------ c"} O `-------' _n__ =============== ,--'=_)---, o ====================,--'-'-``-, ======= `-@----@--= `-@----@--= cww------------------------------------------------------------------ Damn! thier driving on the wrong side of the road. Here try this: ,-------. WhaWoooWhaWooo... _/` (VaROOoom!) \|/ c"} O `-------' _n__ --------------- ,--'=_)---, o ------------------ ,--'-'-``-, ------- `-@----@--= `-@----@--= ===================================================================== cww------------------------------------------------------------------ @@ Elgy's accident .-------. (Crunch...) EeeiiiiiEEiiiii..... `-------' WhaWoooWhaWooo... \|/ ' \|/ n______ ` .' _n__ :~; : ----,---,_'xx-'._.---,------,--'-'-``-, --------;``~' + ;---------- =--@--@-x@----@--= `-@----@--= `-@-----@-= ===================================================================== |=(__xx|_/` jgs------------------------------------------------------------------ @@ Elgy is loaded on the stretcher EeeiiiiiEEiiiii... \|/ ______n _ : :~: {"o |=(_)^x|/' {"o --- ; + '~``; --------------------------------- ( )`=---------='( ) =-@-----@-' -"- =========== -"- ================================================ cww------------------------------------------------------------------ @@ Don't worry, Elgy will feel better after a short stay in the hospital. ,====. ,====. | | | | |____| |____| rn _/` O=, % "o c"}| c"} ================ '( )'|---/\/(| '( )` ===================== -'-'-'-'-'-'-' -"- |------|| -"- '-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'- cww-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'- - - - - -'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-' @@ Elgy's visitors at the hospital ,============. ,====. _ | @ @ @ | | | w,(")|_`('`|' `)'_| |____| \/|\ _ _/` O=, rn |/ U"_ c"}| c"} c"% ====== / \== ,/'-` ===|---/\/(| '( )` .(_)' ============== -'-'-_| |_(/),|,' |------|| -"- -"- -'-'-'-'-'-'-' cww- - - - - - -'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'- @@ Elgy, Elga, and Elgy Jr. Leaving the hospital ================================================================== | .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |<"| | | `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' | | .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' | | .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |C"| | | | | `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' | | .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' | | .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. | | | | |<'| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' | | .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. .__. | | |c*| | | | | | | | | | | | | |c~| | | `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' | |================================================================| | | | .____. .__________. | | | | | I | .__________. | | | | | I | |"> <~) | | | `----' | I | `----------' .___________. | |________________|____I_____|______________________| NOT-SO |_| \__________________________________________________| GENERAL |_\ | HOSPITAL | `-----------' _/` _/~ . || || c"} <"} _/ ==========================_++|=+( )==c"}============================= mBb 11/96 0=(0) _"_ .:. ====================================================================== @@ Elgy's cousin . . \/ (@@) g/\_)(_/\e g/\(=--=)/\e //\\ _| |_ @@ Elgy preparing for qualifying run at the drag strip _ |o| |*| |o| | _/`__ | c"}/( | -@=/\/(@)= cww------------------------------------------------- ,------. _ | FINISH | _/`__ _-=~_)\ |________| c"}/(--==<_--=_) ) | | -@=/\/(@)= -=__)/ | | cww-----------------------------|------------------- @@ Oh, No! Now Elgy's taken up sky diving! ,-. ,-~^~-. _ |_| / /^\ \ |\_,--({'o,-. n / ( ) \ c--.___|~|___)X (-^-v-^-v-^-) | | U \ | | / `-' \ | _/` / \|c"}|/ `( )' _"_ @@ Elgy and Elgy Jr. go to the Park ____________ |\\\\\\\\\\\\\ | |-----------| / |MMMMMMMMMMM| //\=============//\ .______________./ /MMM[ ]MMMMM| // \\ : : : : // \\ |##############/ /|MMMMMMMMMMM| // \\: : : :// \\ ==============/ / |+++++++++++| ----//-----\:-:---:-//-----\\-----------_/||-------|/--/|\|---|==|--|\|- |""//"""""""+++"""+//"""""""\\"""""| c"} _/ / / |_|___|==|__| | | // // | `( )' c"} /__/ \ | |==| \| | | _"_ .:. \|___________| """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" mBb 11/96 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ @@ Elgy on the stage (with his cordless microphone !) .----------. _, ( don't step ) _, |=' ( on my... )\ _/` | () `----------' c"} () .-----------!(_),---------------, / -"- / /_______________________________/ @@ Elgy is scuba-diving ~~~o~O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ o . . _/` __ #"}==,< >)") `|--' (c)Mike'96 @@ Elgy has a new motorbike... And he drives REALLY fast !!! _/` -- - - - c"} WWWWrrroooooooaaaarrrrrrr /'(_)_/7 ===== ---- -- - - - - - (o)<==(o) (c)Mike'96 @@ Elgy celebrates the New Year !!! Tuuut !! ^/` _ __ __ ____ * @-- c"} * /o|/o \/o \|__ / . ,(_)' ||\_ /\_ / // * -"' @ * L| // // // @@ Elgy, up the creek *WITH* a paddle... _/' c"} `\ ) (`-----\\-------') ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ @@ Elgy, up the creek without a paddle... _/' c"} `( )' (`--------------') ((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |"|############################# |"||############################# , '"|"|############################# ` ',|"|"############################# ' ; (|()(############################# ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~############################# @@ Elgy in Australia -.- `( )' c.} -( Oh, oh ... What's going on ???!?!? "\, @@ Elgy the cowboy ´\_ {"o __(_)__ {_______} |I=I=[]=| | ) | \ | | |: | | elgy the cowboy |: | | -ekv/jgs |: ) ) \'.|, | |: || | |: || | |: || | |:_||_|, |===|==| | | | |& \ \ *( , `'-.'-. `"`"""""`""` @@ Elgy the cowboy, with smoking guns... _A_ ' c"} ,' '=,(_).=' _"_ @@ Elgy before and after eating Spam: _/` __ c"} C*}` `( )' .( ), -"- before -"- after ._-_, ... ... ` _ ' -=_* =- ... ... :.: : : - (_) - ,'/'`\ : `' : ... : :,: .::. // : :`': : : : : :.' : :' ' ` ____________//_________:.:__:.:_:.:_:.:``:_`:.:______________________ ~ ____,----/ |_ ~ ~~ ~ (c) Mike 95 -' ________ `-.__ ~ ~ _ _/` ,',---\\--\ `-.____ ~~~ ~ __,--' c"} \`-____\\__\ `----.________________,-----' ,(_). `~~~~~~~~~' Michel.Eftimakis@sophia.europe.vlsi.com -"- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cats.txt -={ CATS }=- ,. ., ,: ':. .,. .:' :, ,', '.:' ':.' ,', : '. ' ' .' : ', : ' ' : ,' '.' .,:,. .,:,. '.' ,: V '. .' 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Y -Row ,.__.--._ _j \ ~ . ; | ( ~"-._~"^._\ ^. ^._ I . l "-._ ___ ~"-,_7 .Z-._ 7" Y ; \ _ /" "~-(r r _/_--._~-/ / /,.--^-._ / Y "-._ '"~~~>-._~]>--^---./____,.^~ ^.^ ! ~--._ ' Y---. \./ ~~--._ l_ ) \ ~-._~~~---._,____..--- \ ~----"~ \ \ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/griffin.txt From - Thu Feb 20 19:40:40 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.nacamar.de!uunet!in1.uu.net!199.94.215.18!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!torn!news.dal.ca!news.nstn.ca!tor.istar!east.istar!n4tor.istar!news3.idirect.com!oasis.idirect.com!hopenet23.idirect.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca (llizard) Subject: Re: Want to get an ascii Griffin for my signature Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=US-ASCII MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.8 (x86 32bit) X-Newsmaster: Laszlo Herczeg (las@idirect.com) Lines: 56 X-Client-Port: 1847 Message-ID: <330c5775.0@oasis.idirect.com> References: <330a3933.2218617@news2.magma.ca> <19970219203600.PAA04577@ladder02.news.aol.com> X-Nntp-Posting-Host: oasis.idirect.com Date: 20 Feb 97 14:08:58 UTC Lines: 56 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11852 In article <19970219203600.PAA04577@ladder02.news.aol.com>, spunk1111@aol.com says... > >In article <330a3933.2218617@news2.magma.ca>, griffin@magma.ca writes: >> My user id on line is Griffin and I would like to have an >>ascii griffin for my signature file, > >Perhaps... this is a little too large for a sig file... maybe you can use it elsewhere: > > \(______ ______)/ > /`.----.\ /.----.`\ > } / :} {: \ { > / { } { } \ > } } ) } { ( { { > / { /|\}!{/|\ } \ > } } ( (."^".) ) { { > / { (d\ /b) } \ > } } |\~ ~/| { { > / / | ) ( | \ \ > { { _)(, ,)(_ } } > } } // `";"` \\ { { > / / // ( \\ \ \ > { { {( -=) )} } } > \ \ /) -=(=- (\ / / > `\\ /'/ /-=|\-\ \`\ //' > `\{ | ( -===- ) | }/' > ` _\ \-===-/ /_ ' > jgs (_(_(_)'-=-'(_)_)_) > `"`"`" "`"`"` >-joan Nice dragon, Joan but doesn't a griffin have an eagle's head and a lions body? Here is my feeble attempt from this morning. (The head leaves something to be desired.) And of course, this is still on the large side for a signature. But there it is. griffin: /) /) \) /;< /;< (*) /;;< /;;< W /;;; Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART FROM: -=[ basic face ]=- .-"""""-. TO: -=[ The below faces.... ]=- / _ _ \ ; _ _ ; created by members of ASCIIART mailing list! | / \ / \ | (, \o/ \o/ ,) Thanks to all! | / \ | | .=\___/=. | \ \ -.- / / -joan \ `===' / `.___.' -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- /|\ \|/ .-=|||=-. .-"""""-. \/~~~~~~\/ / _ _ \ / \ ,/'\ /'\, ; _ _ ; ; __ __ ; |// \\| |__/ \ / \__| ;.| 'O \ / O` |.; |__/ \__/ \__| (, \0/ \0/ ,) \, ' ` ,/ (, \@/~~\@/ ,) | / \ | | /o o\ | \ / \ / | \___/ | | . . | \\ \.__./ // \ /=====\ / \ `v~~~v' / \\ ////\\\\ // \ / \ ~~~ / \\\\'--'//// `.___.' `.___.' \\\\\///// an old punk lady ;) My evil twin \\\/// -Erik K. Veland -Douglas Park \/ -=ma=- BALD is nice. -Mike Abrams _________ | | ,,,,,,. | | ######### ========================== ## _ _ ## @@@ ; ### ### ; # _ _ # .$$.-"""""-.$$. | / \ / \ | # / \ / \ # $$; _ _ ;$$ (, \^/ \o/ ,) (, \o/ \o/ ,) $$$(, \o/ \o/ ,)$$$ | / \ | |\ / \ /| $$$$| .=\ /= .|$$$$ | =\_/= | |%% `---' %%| \ \-.-/ / \ ####### / \%\//|\\/%/ \ `' / # -===- # \%`---'%/ `.__'__.' ####### `%%%%%' | | ##### ### Balding guy w/moustache The Frito Bandido? and 5 o'clock shadow Okay, my first time. -Bill Englander -Clyde Watson -Kathie Woods . . . `.:::::.' . |\-"""""-/| \.-^"^"^-./ (\-"````"-/) / _ _ \ / -_- \ //^\ /^\\ ; _ _ _ ; : ~^\_/^~ : ;/ ~_\ /_~ \; | / _ \ | .| _/(o)\_ |. | / \\// \ | (, \ (o) / ,) (o| (O )|( O) |o) (, \0/ \0/ ,) | / \ | $| ~~[_]~~ |& | / \ | | .=\___/=. | | . .---. , | | (_\.__./_) | \ \ -.- / / `\ ~\.-./~ /' \ \v-..-v/ / \ `===' / `\.___./' \ `====' / `wwwww' `\\\///' WWW '\\//' W ...and from \/ the other planet... A horned cyclops w/a goatee... -MAD Hatter A Demon/Devil -Steffan Berridge -Joan Stark __________________________________ ..--"""""--.. | I am OZ the great and powerful...| /' `\.--'| Who are YOU? | | ) .--. .--. ( | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ) '\@' `@/` ( | -Douglas Park ) ` : : ' ( `\, /o o\ ,/' | .' `. | \ ..~~~.. / \ '~~~` / `.___.' \|/ \/'~~~~~~~\|/ ,/'\ /\ /------------------- | / '| \ / I am Mikea From | ,|_./___ ___ | |/ | THE Green STATE | |-( 0)-(@ )`|,' | Yes it rain's | (| ~~~ ~~~ |) | alot but that is | ||\ `-' /||' | why we have TALL | \\\ //|\\\ /// | Green TREE'S | \\\|`--'|/// ------------------ /\\\\\|////\ /\ \ \\\|/// /-=MA=- //\\ \ / ///\\\ -Mike Abrams ////\\\\ ;.,||.,.; ___*___ ,' `, ||| (,=========.) \:|||||:/ ."^"^". ##\_______/## / _ _ \ /' _. ._ `\ # _______ # : ~_~v~_~ : .:..__...__..:. ==| | |== /\| <~@) (@~> |/\ [((( ( o) (o ) )))] (, `-/ \-' ,) )o( | | )o( `\. ~~| |~~ ./' | / \ | \/| (o.o) |\/ | (._.) | | \___/ | | . __.__ . |& ( .-.___.-. ) \ //|||\\ / `\ ~-._.-~ /' `\ \ (_) / /' \ `===' / `\ o /' `\`---'/' `._"_.' `|||' `~~~' -The MAD Hatter Hurry Up, Tee off is -The MAD Hatter in 20 minutes! -Clyde Watson ) ( +++ / \ .-"""""-. / \ +++++ ( \/ __ __ \/ ) ooooooo ) ; / _\ /_ \ ; ( $$.-"""""-.$$ ( | / \ / \ | ) $$; _ _ ;$$ \ (, \0/_\0/ ,) / $$(, o v o ,)$$ \_| / \ |_/ $$@ x @$$ | (_\___/_) | \ / .\ \ -.- / /. ~~~ { \ `===' / } X { `.___.' } XXXXXXXXX { } XXXXXXXXXXXX `"="="="="="` "Bozo" -Judye Skorina -Joan Stark *Kathie and Judye... I hope you don't mind, I took the liberty of adjusting your ascii faces to fit to a fixed-width font. If they are a little off, I do apologize. I didn't want you to be left out! Thanks for posting! jgs File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/celticcross.txt Subject: Re: Happy St. Patrick's Day! Date: Tue, 25 Feb 1997 15:28:12 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <19970225.091931.10183.1.spunk1111@juno.com> How about another diddle? 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THE FACE-OFF!!! (============) /' . '\ _,'| _.-''``-...___..--';) ,/' /\ _|\\_ . '\ /_ \'. __..-' , ,--...--''' | >\\/ < o\ . | <\ .`--''' ` /' | NNTP-Posting-Host: news.cs.utexas.edu Yes folks, it's Nika!! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, my cat Nika has been meticulously drawn on my computer. Now, the experts' many hours of drawing are paying off for you! Now you too can see the one and only Nika in this special edition USENET post. 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Lines: 23 Message-ID: <584al0$2l4@stratus.skypoint.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: mirage.skypoint.net X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] Just an odd face that I drew in school. ,sSS.SSs, S `S' S Ss S sS ,sSs, ` S ' ,sSs, S 'S, ,oSo, ,S' S ` 'S.oSSSSSSSo.S' ' ,sSSs.oSSSSSSSSSSSSSo.sSSs, S' 'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS' 'S ` SSS\,+~+,.,+~+,/SSS ' ,S^S| 0 | 0 |S^S, S',SS'+_+'~'+_+'SS,`S S S' S| ' |S `S S ` ` `S\ ~ /S' ' ' S `---' S -Alan Larson ` ' -- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/frog2.txt From - Tue Dec 31 17:31:16 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!enews.sgi.com!EU.net!howland.erols.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!newshub.csu.net!atlas.csusm.edu!san_marcos.csusm.edu!kamba001 From: Mango Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: [REQ] Frog Date: Mon, 30 Dec 1996 14:48:57 -0800 Organization: California State University San Marcos Lines: 69 Message-ID: References: <59f59j$k4v@hpg30a.csc.cuhk.edu.hk> <59qr2q$8mr@madrid.visi.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: san_marcos.csusm.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII X-Sender: kamba001@san_marcos.csusm.edu In-Reply-To: <59qr2q$8mr@madrid.visi.net> Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9489 , - ,c, ,, , ,d$$P" . ,d ,d" , c$$$F . ,F ,z" , , .c$PF" ' P z" z" ,c$$$$bu"" , ' J.d ,-" JP" `?b , L c" %%P" `$F c,? -.lz.$ ,P c%" `$c $,Fsccc,c=" ,%" "====="$ucP"" gP" ?c zP ,-=u;=. 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(1-800-827-6364) (1.10) Lines: 61 Sender: news@aol.com Message-ID: <19961118041300.XAA21086@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <19961108193000.OAA29102@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article <19961108193000.OAA29102@ladder01.news.aol.com>, splashcs@aol.com writes: >can anyone draw a frog or does anyone have a picture that shows a frog as >a symbol of peace in the enviornment? here's one of my frogs: >> frog << 10/96 .. .' @`._ ~ ...._.' ,__.-; _..------/` .-' ~ : __./' , .'-'--.._ ~ `---(.-'''---. \`._ `. ~ _.--'( .______.'.-' `-.` `. : `-..____`-. ; `. ```` ; ~ jgs `-.__ __.-' ````-----.......-----''' ~ ~ ~ and here's a little story I found about frogs...(not my work) A famous frog researcher at Harvard o_o yelled: "Jump!" /|/| And the frog jumped. //^ ^ ^ ^ The famous researcher pulled off the o_o left front leg and yelled: "Jump!" /|/ And the frog jumped. //^ ^ ^ The famous researcher pulled off the o_o right front leg and yelled: "Jump!" / / And the frog jumped. // ^ ^ The famous researcher pulled off the o_o left hind leg and yelled: "Jump!" / / And the frog jumped. / ^ The famous researcher pulled off the o_o right hind leg and yelled: "Jump!" / / But the frog did not jump. The famous frog researcher at Harvard then wrote in his notebook: "If you pull off all four legs, the frog becomes deaf!" from: PeterKwa@aol.com -hope it helps! -joan -- spunk1111@juno.com http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373 =('Y')= File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbthecurse1.5.txt Subject: Re: Frogstein and Birdstein, The Curse Date: Sun, 12 Jan 1997 00:24:15 -0500 From: Peter Kwa Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART I am getting quite a few comments, this is my latest take on it, thanks for the comments. 01WWWWWW10WWWWWWWW20WWWWWWWW30WWWWWWWW40WWWWWWWW50WWWWWWWW60WWWW66 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein 03 04 by Pete Casso 04 05 970112 Please release me from my curse 05 06 Kiss me, and I will be an eagle 06 07 / _ 07 08 .oo <" ) 08 09 ( -) <( <) 09 10 " " ^^ 10 11 11 12 *smooch* 12 13 _ 13 14 .oo<" ) 14 15 ( -) <) 15 16 " " ^^ 16 17 17 18 .( * . _ 18 19 .* . ) . <" ) 19 20 . . POOF . * <( <) 20 21 '* . 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Could you let me know which characters is pure ASCII? the first 127 ? ASCII provides definitions for the first 128 mathematical VALUES that can be expressed with an eight-bit byte. These are the values 0 through 127 -- ALL the values that can be expressed using seven bits. The first 32 values (0-31) are given control functions. Tab, carriage return and line feed (or "newline") are in this group. Then, at 32-126, come the text entities shown below. The value 127 is defined as the Delete code. That's ASCII. All of it. ASCII Characters and Their Assigned Values in Decimal and Hexadecimal .-----------------------------------------------------------------. 2n hex* | 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 | |space ! 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'_`. .'_` \ ,-"~`/ `.__.-'`/ (-\ /-) |-.__,' || | \O) /^\ (O/ | `\\ | / `\ / \\ \ / `\ / `\\ `-. /' .---.--.\ `\\/`~(, '() (' /(O) \\ _,.-.,_) // \\ `\'` / jgs / | || `""""~"` /' |__|| `o >> donkey characatures << 10/96 __ __ (__`\ (__`\ \\`\ `\\`\ \\ \ `\\`\ \\ \ `\\`\#\\ \# \_ ##\_ |## (___)(___)## (0) (0)`\## |~ ~ , \## | | \## | /\ \## __..---'''''-.._.._ | | \ `\## _.--' _ `. Y | \ `##' \`\ \ / | \ | `\ \ /_...___| \ | `\\ / `. | / ## | | | / #### | | | / #### | () () | \ | | _.-' ## `. .' `._. |______..| |-'| `------' | | | | | || | | | | | | || | | | | | | || | | | | | | || | _____ | | | |____| || | jgs / `` |-`/ ` |` | \________\__\_______\__\ """"""""" """""""'""" (`-. ,-') \ \\ / // \ \\ / // \ \\ / // \ `````-// (___)(___)-. (0) (0)``-._ |~ ~ , `-._ | | `-._ | /\ `-._ __..---'''''-.._.._ | | \ `-._ _.--' _ `. ) | \ `` \`\ \ / | \ | `\ \ /_....__) \ | `\\ / \ | / )) | | | / (((( | | | / )))) | () () | \ | | _.-' ((( `. .' `._. |______..| |-'| `------' | || | | || | | || | | || | | || | | || | rediddled by | || | | || | Allen Mullen _____ | || |_____| || | jgs / `` |` / ` |` | \________\__\_______\__\ """"""""" """""""'""" /\ /\ //\\ //\\ (/\ \\,,,,// /\) \ `````` / (___)(___)-. (0) (0)``-._ |~ ~ , `-._ | | `-._ | /\ `-._ __..---'''''-.._.._ | | \ `-._ _.--' _ `. ) | \ `` \`\ \ / | \ | `\ \ /_....__) \ | `\\ / \ | / )) | | | / (((( | | | / )))) | () () | \ | | _.-' ((( `. .' `._. |______..| |-'| `------' | || | | || | | || | | || | rediddled again | || | | || | by Allen Mullen! | || | | || | _____ | || |_____| || | jgs / `` |` / ` |` | \________\__\_______\__\ """"""""" """""""'""" -=[ goat ]=- 12/96 / / (\/_//`) / '/ 0 0 \ / \ / __/ \ /, _/ \ \_ `-./ ) | ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~\~. ( / \_} | / | ; | \ / \/ ,/ \ | / /~~|~|~~~~~~|~|\ | / / | | | | `\ \ / / | | | | \ \ / ( | | | | \ \ jgs /,_) /__) /__) /,_/ '''''"""""'''""""""'''""""""''"""""''''' >> horse << 10/96 _(\_/) ,((((^`\ (((( (6 \ ,((((( , \ ,,,_ ,((((( /"._ ,`, ((((\\ ,... ,(((( / `-.-' ))) ;' `"'"'""(((( ( ((( / ((( \ )) | | (( | . ' | )) \ _ ' `t ,.') ( | y;- -,-""'"-.\ \/ ) / ./ ) / `\ \ |./ ( ( / /' || \\ //'| jgs || \\ _//'|| || )) |_/ || \_\ |_/ || `'" \_\ `'" @@ horse head @@ 11/96 ~~%%%%%%%%_,_, ~~%%%%%%%%%-"/./ ~~%%%%%%%-' / `. ~~%%%%%%%%' . ,__; ~~%%%%%%%%' : \O\ ~~%%%%%%%%' : `. ~~%%%%%%%%' `. _, ' ~~%%%%%%%%' .'`-._ `. ~~%%%%%%%%%' : `-. (,; ~~%%%%%%%%' : `._\_.' ~~%%jgs%%' ; * stuffed animal (horse) * 11/96 /\,%,_ \%%%/,\ _.-"%%|//% .' .-" /%%% _.-'_.-" 0) \%%% /.\.' \%%% \ / _, %%% `"---"~`\ _,*'\%%' _,--""""-,%%, )*^ `""~~` \%%%, _/ \%%% _.-`/ |%%,___ _.-" / , , ,|%% .`\ /\ / / `\ \%' \ / \ \ _,/ /`~-._ _,`\ \`""~~` `"` /-.,_ /' `~"----"~ `\ \ jgs \___,' \.-"`/ `--' ** pig ** 10/96 (\____/) / @__@ \ ( (oo) ) `-.~~.-' / \ @/ \_ (/ / \ \) jgs WW`----'WW ** pigs ** 10/96 __ _...,_ (, ) , , _..---'"' `-./ :`.----.':_.-'" `, : ^ ^ : ; : 6 6 : ; : : . ; : __ : : ; `:'.--.`:' . `. ; : o o : ;`-.___ `. .'`. `----': : : ```"''"'``. `. ; jgs : : : .' .' .' .' .'_.' .' .'_.' `---' `---' __ _,..,_ (, ) .,' `,./ .' :`.----.': `, : : ^ ^ : ; : : 6 6 : ; : : : ; : : __ : ; : `:'.--.`:' ; `. : o o : .' jgs : `----' : : . :'`: . : `.:.' `.:.' * pigs * 11/96 __,___@ [_'^ ) `//-\\ ^^ ^^ @___,__ jgs ( ^'_] //-\\' ^^ ^^ * pig * 11/96 (\__ (\ `\__ (`, .------.,-' b | `-/ ',__,-"` | `; , | \ ;.----/ ,/ jgs ) // / ( ( \ \ \`.`\ \ \ \ `-` `" `-`" -=[ pigs facing each other ]=- 12/96 (\__ __/) (\ `\__ __/` /) (`, .------.,-' b | | d '-,.------. '`) `-/ ',__,-"` `"-.__,' \-' | `; , | | , ,` | \ ;.----/ ,/ \, \----.; / jgs ) // / ( ( \ / ) ) `\ \\ ( \ \`.`\ \ \ \ / / / / // / `-` `" `-`" "`=` "``=` @@ A Herd of Sheep - Who's the Black Sheep in the Family? @@ 11/96 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- `(___) `(___) `(___) `(___) `(___) `(___) `(___) `(___) jgs // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(")- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- `(___) `(___) `(___) `%%%%% `(___) `(___) `(___) `(___) // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- `(___) `(___) `(___) `(___) `(___) `(___) `(___) `(___) // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- _-(_)- `(___) `(___) `(___) `(___) `(___) `(___) `(___) `(___) // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ // \\ * lamb * 11/96 _,._ __.' _) <_,)'.-"a\ /' ( \ _.-----..,-' (`"--^ // | (| `; , | \ ;.----/ ,/ ) // / | |\ \ jgs \ \\`\ | |/ / \ \\ \ | |\/ `" `" `"` File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/clams.txt From - Thu Apr 17 20:29:37 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!xemu.demon.co.uk!xemu.demon.co.uk!dave From: Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology,alt.religion.scientology.xenu,alt.ascii-art Subject: meet the CLAMS Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 17:25:04 +0100 Organization: 1st Canine Chapel of Bob Dobbs Dog (Church of the SubGenius) Distribution: world Message-ID: <0N8OE2Ag7kVzEw7t@xemu.demon.co.uk> NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk X-NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 X-Newsreader: Turnpike Version 3.01 Lines: 90 Xref: online.no alt.religion.scientology:117414 alt.religion.scientology.xenu:2646 alt.ascii-art:14313 CLAMS, by Xemu ========================================= [after the traditional "cows" series....] .-. .-. .-. .-. / @ ' / U ' / O ' / X ' \ ':: \ ':: \ ':: \ ':: '-' '-' '-' '-' standard dozing amazed drunken clam clam clam clam .-. .-. .-. .-. / # ' / . ' / + ' / ¨ ' \ ':: \ .:: \ .:: \ .:: '-' '-' '-' '-' black-eye bored halfwit death-stare clam clam clam clam .-. .-. .-. .-. / ! ' / ? ' / = ' / $ ' \ .:: \ .:: \ .:: \ .:: '-' '-' '-' '-' surprised puzzled chinese registrar clam clam clam clam __ .-. .-. .-. /__\ / @ o / @ o / @ ' / U ' \ '.. \ .-- \ .:: \ .:: '-' '--' '-## '-' # happy as clam@2pm bearded O.T.clam (with a clam onThursday clam bacofoil hat) _ .-. | | .-. .-. '. / @ / | | /o ' / @ ' ; \ < -< |_| \@@@@ \ .::==' '--\ _ '-' '-' (_) tone40 clam reproducing clam smoking clam by spores a Kool .-. .-. .-. /[#]= /[O ' ::' \ \ .:: \ .:: . @ / '-' '-/ '-' +-----/--+ cool clam '.__//__.' sea-org australian (in shades) clam clam. .-. is there an earlier .-. / @ ' / incident? ' o \ \ .:: __ ___ ___ ;;' / '-' | /|' /|----()__) '-' clam auditting |/_|_'_|---()__) a pre-clear .-. are there any overts / 0 ' / against greenfly? \ .:: __ ___ ___ '-' | /|' /|----()__) (#~#) clam auditting |/_|_'_|---()__) ^ a tomato [Note for outside of alt.religion.scientology: $cientologists are called "clams" because LRon Hubbard said human beings evolved from them, the hinge becoming the hinge of the jaw. They reproduced by spores, the spores being the predecessors of human teeth. Hence the cartoon of a clamshell enclosing a face with a toothy grin like the GIFs on my homepage. Most of the other stuff is obvious eg they smoke a lot, the registrar is the one who takes money for courses, "tone40" means "shouting like a loon", they have an inner group called the Sea Org ("the Damnation Navy") who wear naval type uniforms; 2pm on Thursday is statistics time, when they are likely to get punished for low production]. -- (o_.' _0) (o< -! _o) {o_ _d) lunchtime at the Bill & Fish //\c{} /\\ //\ Y U <\\ //D /\\ _O) [fish saloon--all sorts of V__)_:::_\_U:::V_/_::::^:::::::V_)_\_V_(\)::::::::::::fish sold here] http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/art/ penguins.html File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cafe-au-lait.txt From - Sat Feb 22 22:46:42 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!enews.sgi.com!ames!news.Hawaii.Edu!uhunix2!vyoza From: Valerie S Yoza Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Mugs/Coffee Cups Date: Thu, 20 Feb 1997 16:23:27 -1000 Organization: University of Hawaii Lines: 47 Message-ID: References: <5ed4g5$6s5@mtc1.mtcnet.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: uhunix2.its.hawaii.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII X-Sender: vyoza@uhunix2 To: Robert Vandermeer In-Reply-To: <5ed4g5$6s5@mtc1.mtcnet.net> Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11939 On 18 Feb 1997, Robert Vandermeer wrote: > > Could someone if someone when someone...whatever. > > I need pctures of coffee mugs...any help would be much apprecaited. > Thanks. { } } { { { } } } }{ { { }{ } } ( }{ }{ { ) .- { { } { }} -. ( ( } { } { } } ) |`-..________ ..-'| | | | (__) ;--. | (oo) (__ \ | /-------\/ | ) ) | / | || |/ / | * ||W---|| ( / | ^^ ^^ y' | Cafe-au-lait | `-.._________..-' Don't know who made it. -Val O O ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ O O O * O Valerie Yoza vyoza@hawaii.edu O * O O O University of Hawaii at Manoa O O \/\ /\/ \/ "I.B.M = I Believe in the Macintosh!" \/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ _____ ____ _____ / ____|/ __ \ / ____| Please help bring Sailor Moon back to | (___ | | | | (___ the U.S. by adding your signature to: \___ \| | | |\___ \ ===================================== ____) | |__| |____) | http://looney.physics.sunysb.edu/sos/ |____ave\____ur___ailors!=========== Please Sign!! ========= File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dancingdemons.txt From - Wed Apr 16 20:04:19 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!fido.news.demon.net!demon!newsgate.unisource.nl!news.unisource.nl!xs4all!not-for-mail From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: [Pic] Sketch from Hell (5) Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 00:16:08 +0200 Organization: XS4ALL, networking for the masses Message-ID: <3352ACA8.71C@xs4all.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: asd08-17.dial.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-XS4ALL-Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 00:16:53 CEST X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.01Gold (Win95; I) Lines: 32 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14177 [dancing demons] //,, //,, //,, ,7 _/ ,? _/ ,t _/ >_/(, >_/(, >_/(, \ \ \ \ \ \ ,-> __ / ,'\ /) __ / ,'\ /) __ / ,'\ / (((-\/_/// \( '-(((-\/_/// \( '-(((_\/_/// \( \, \) \, \) \, \) / / / / / / / _/\_ _ / _/\_ _ / _/\_ _ (_( \__'=\_\ (_( \__'=\_\ (_( \__'=\_\ \\ \\ \\ )\ _ )\ )\ b'ger ,'-./_|-.,-' "-,__.-/_|_,-._ /_| -- ----- `,---------------------------------------------- ,\, # joris bellenger (b'ger) |/ ? e-mail: svzanten@xs4all.nl ----| ~ )\--------------------------------------------- /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ ascii-art gallery at: / <_ ____,_ \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm --/___/_____ \---------------------------------------- \/| File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/bonehead.txt Subject: ascii contribution Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 09:10:24 -0600 (CST) From: praise@qni.com (Kelly Anson) To: ekveland@online.no .---. "BONEHEAD" / \ by |() ()| Kelly Conway-Anson ) ^ ( \+++/ \_/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/h2o.txt From: Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Chemistry Date: Sun, 6 Apr 1997 15:46:02 +0100 Organization: 1st Canine Chapel of Bob Dobbs Dog (Church of the SubGenius) In article , Ben Craft writes: >How about something lke a H2o molecule O _-O-_ / \ ./^\. H~ ~H h h Ah, but it's better with a drop of this in. h H H | | | _-0-_ h_-C-_ (that's a 3D view. H--O--C---C---H h~ ~C~ h ~h flat schematic: ) | | | H H h -- ^-^-^-@@-^-;-^ http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/ (..)__u news:alt.smoking.mooses File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dino.txt From - Wed Nov 20 23:05:25 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!uunet!in2.uu.net!newstf01.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Help! I need Fred Flintstone art Date: 15 Nov 1996 05:24:29 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.10) Lines: 54 Sender: news@aol.com Message-ID: <19961115052600.AAA13283@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <01bbd1a5$cfc19540$141004c3@default> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article <01bbd1a5$cfc19540$141004c3@default>, "D F Allen" writes: >Anyone out there able to create ASCII art of Fred Flintstone? I've made Dino-- from my homepage: /\ / / /\| | | | |/\ | | / / | ` / `\ (___ _.-> ,-.-. _.' | \ \ / _____| 0 |0\ | /` `^-.\.-'`-._ | | `-._ | : `. \ `._ `-.__ O.' _.--, \ `._ __.^--._O_..-' `---, `. `\ /` ` ` `\ `, `\ | | : ; | / `. ___|__|___ / `. ( ) / `---.:____...---' `--------`. / ( `. __ `. | `---------' _ / \ \ | .-. _._ (_) `--' \ | ( ) / \ \ \ `-' \ / ;-._ \ `-' \ .' `. /`. `\ `\ _.-'`-. `.___ | `-._ `\ `\.-' `-. ,--` \ `--.___ ___`\ \ ||^\\ `._ | ``----'' `. `\ `' ` `--; \ jgs `. `. //^||^\\ //^||^\\ ' `' ` ' ' ` -joan -- _....----"""----...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o o o o \ /__o___o_ _ _ _ _ o_ o_ _ _o_\ / __/ _ \ | | \| | |/ /| | | | |\ \__ \ _/ | | .` | . < | | | | |/ /___/_| \___/_|\_|_|\_\|_|_|_|_|\ \~`-`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~.__.~`-`/ \ spunk1111@juno.com / `-._______________________.-' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/halloween.txt Subject: [pic] Halloween Date: Fri, 4 Oct 1996 18:35:32 -0700 From: Diane Wenner Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART # # ## ## ######### %%%%%%%%%% ## * . * ## %%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ## www ## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ## mmm ## %%%%%%%%% HAVE %%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%### ###%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% #################### %%%%%% A %%%%%%%%%%%% %%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ################## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%% HAPPY %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ################## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ### OCTOBER #### %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ############## %%%%%% BAT %%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% #### 1sT #### %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%% %%%%%%% ############## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%% HALLOWEEN %%%%%%% ############## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%% %%%%%%% ############## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%% HALLOWEEN %%%%%%% ############## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%% %%%%%%%% ### 1996 ### %%%%%% %%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ############## %%%%%% TIME %%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ############ %%%%%%% %%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ########## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ######## % %%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ##### % EVERYBODY %%% %%%%%%%%%%%%% ### %% %% %%%%%%%%%%%% # %%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%% %%%%%% %% Artist: unknown [original work dated 1993] Subject: Halloween Goodies! 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Date: 11 Oct 1994 00:08:37 GMT Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art //// //// //// ********************* *************************** ******** ************* ******** ******** *********** ******** ******** ********* ******** ************************************* ************************************* ************************************* ****** *** *** ****** ****** *** *** *** ****** ****** *** ****** *************************** ********************* @@@@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ###### #### ####### ####### "' ""### ##### ###"" "' "' "' #### # #### "' "' "' ` "' "#####" "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' %%%%%% %%%%%% "' "' "' "' %%%%%%%% %%%%%%%% "' "' ' "' %%%%%% %%%%%% "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' * "' "' * "' "' "' "' ** ** "' "' "' "' *** *** "' "' "' "' **** ***** **** "' "' "' "' **************** "' "' "' "' ************ "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' "' # "' #### "' "' "' ########### "' "' x xxx xxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx HAPPY //////\\\\\\ HALLOWEEN /// O O \\ DUDE /// U \\\ // \___/ \\ /\ . a a \ \ __ /| aaaaa aaaaa o o aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ::: @ ::: aaaaaaa aaaa aaaaaa \/ \/ \ Mee- eooW ! 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ooOOOO OOOOO OOOOO OOOO XX XXX XXX OOO XXX XXX XX XXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXX XXX XXXXX XXXXXX XXX XXXX XXXXXXX XXXX XX XXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXX XXXXX XXX XXX XXXX XXXX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXX XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX XXX V XXXXXXXXXXXXX V XXXX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXX X V V V V XX XXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXX XX XXX XXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXXXXX XXXX XX XXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXXX XXX XX XXXXXXXX XX XXX XXXXX XXXX X XX XXXXXX My version of a Jack O'Lantern == ~ jack o-lantern ~ 9/96 /\ / / ___( (___ .-'( `' )`-. ./ `"""""' \. / \ / \ | /\ /\ | | /O_\ /O_\ | | /\ | | ~~ | | \. ./ | \ \\/\/\/\// / \ \/\/\/\/ / jgs `\ /' `--_________--' == c cccccccccc ccccccccccccccccccccccccccc ccccccccc cccccc cccccccccc cccccccc ccc cccccccc cccccccccc c ccccccccc ccc cc I____ ____I cc ccc cc cc \ / cc cc c cc xxxx xxxx cc c | cc I \\ // I cc | | cc I__Q___\\ //__Q___I cc | | cc | | cc | | c | | c | \ / \ / \ / \ / \___ ( ) __/ | \ / | | | \_______/ | | | \ / | \ \______________________/ / \ V V / \ / \ ____ / \ / \ / | | \ / \_______________/ I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD! == _,--~~~, .' `. | ; | : /_,-==/ .' /'`\* ; : :' `- : `~*,' . : :__.,._ `; : `\' ) ' `, \-/ ' ) :' \ _ `~---,-~ `,) ___ \ /~`\ \---__ `;~~~-------------~~~(| _-' `, ---, ' \`-._____ _______.---' \ \--- `~~-`, ~~~~~~ `, \---- ) \ \----. __ / `- \----'` -~____ ~~~~~--------,.___ ```\_ Date: 3 Sep 1996 13:09:51 GMT http://www.atm.com.pl/~hodgkin/szaman #wawa hp - http://akson.sgh.waw.pl/~magnes/WAWA == ~ a vampire ~ 9/96 __.......__ .-:::::::::::::-. .:::''':::::::''':::. .:::' `:::' `:::. .'\ ::' ^^^ `:' ^^^ ':: /`. : \ :: _.__ __._ :: / ; : \`: .' ___\ /___ `. :'/ ; : /\ (_|_)\ /(_|_) /\ ; : / .\ __.' ) ( `.__ /. \ ; : \ ( { } ) / ; : `-( . ^"^ . )-' ; `. \ .'<`-._.-'>'. / .' `. \ \;`.';/ / .' jgs `._ `-._ _.-' _.' .'`-.__ .'`-._.-'`. __.-'`. .' `. .' `. .' `-. .-' `. == ,,====-------------------====,, ### ### ### -|- ### ### -|- ### ### -|- ### #### #### ### ________________________ ### ### //////////// \\\\\\\\\\\\\ ### ###/// \'/ \`/ \\\ ### ###'':=======/ \========:`` ### /\##''' ___ / \ ___ ````##/\ / \# ( O _______ O ) #/ \ | | | | | | \ | | / \___| ,=========, |___/ |\ ,,//'''''''''''\\,, /| | | _______ | | | \ ' ` / | | \ / | __ | \ / | __ | |---| `,____________________,' |---| | |__|---| |---|__| | | This is called "April Showers Bring May Monsters". (OK... I'm a weird artist!!!) == ###### @(#)(#)@ | oo | {++++} /------| |------\ | | | | ===II=== | | | | ===II=== | | ( ) ===II=== ( ) | | ===II=== | | | | ===II=== | | /III\ /III\ |I|| /\ ||I| | | | | | | | | | | | | ( ) ( ) | | | | | | | | |___| |___| /___\ /___\ == ^ / \ / / / \ / \ /~~~~--------~~~~~~~~\ \/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` ,( /~~~~~ \\\ / \@..> /\\/\_ / , //\/\\__ (__/-' \\\///\\-- "hee hee hee!" /~~~' ///\\\//\\___ (_o___/ ///////\\\\\--- ~~~~///////\\\\\\-- \\\\\\\\\\///\\\-- K. 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'. | ,' `\ ." `. / ,' | ." `, ''""=, ,' | \| .' / """', | Y_ ." | _._ ',""' |___/ \ ." \ \ `.' `\ _____ ____.----:" `.' `"----"' ''--.---' ; / ; : ; : `.___.-' : | `\____/ jgs Artist: Joan Stark == | | | | | | | _ ----- _ .-~ ~-. / \ .-- -- -- | | -- -- --. .-~ / ~~ ~~ ~~ \ O O / ~~ ~~ ~~ \ ~-. .-~ / _ - ~ ~-. .-~ ~ - _ \ ~-. / /~ / ~ ----- ~ \ ~\ \ / / / \ \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / | | \ | | | | | | | | Artist unknown == == == == `````````` == ```==========``` == /\```/\================`````== ( O O )===================== === ^ === ================ \ O / ================== ''' ====== ===== ==== ==== === === == == == == -Valkyrie- == == WW WW '' '' MEEOOOWWWEEEERRR!!! == _ \`\ _ _ /./././. | | `\\/\//'icked / `/. | | \/\/ itch's / __ `/'/' Pet /\__/\ /' `\ / Kennels | oo | `.,.| \vvvv/ |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| -Dov Sherman- `'`' `'`' == == [End of Part 1 of 2] File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cheetah.txt From - Sun Mar 2 21:55:57 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!howland.erols.net!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Cheetah Date: 2 Mar 1997 19:30:29 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 27 Message-ID: <19970302193000.OAA06161@ladder02.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder02.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12237 Did a little rediddling on that face... -=[ cheetah ]=- 2/97 (\_/) .:``";=-.,.-;'.66\ /,.'`,.'.'`.'.\='Y.)= //\.','.'./.'.,|`""` // /)./`"""\.'./ _// |/|| \.|\ '-' \\ \\ \\\\ jgs `" `" `"`" -any better? -joan -- _ _ hehehehe (.)(.) \ / () \ _ \ '--' / _ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com { '-`""""`-' } `"/ \"` \ / ascii art gallery: _/ /\ \_ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ jgs { / \ } `"` `"` File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/girl.txt From - Wed Jan 1 23:50:05 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!worldnet.att.net!newsadm From: Daisy Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Adult Ascii Art Date: 1 Jan 1997 21:19:10 GMT Organization: AT&T WorldNet Services Lines: 31 Message-ID: <5aekce$q1q@mtinsc01-mgt.ops.worldnet.att.net> References: <5a0hpu$fga$1@news-s01.ca.us.ibm.net> <32C7004D.3C67@online.no> NNTP-Posting-Host: 207.146.194.107 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 1.22ATT (Windows; U; 16bit) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9581 ,_____________________ l l ,-,__, l { / ,__\ l { `}'- -/ l {`}'\ _, l U__| T__, l / - \ \ l/-/\ }-\ / / \ / } } { { }----{/ / \ \ ====== / l\ \/ }/ l \{ } l { } l { } l { } l --1,---\ l \ \ l } } l______ / /_________ { / / /| / / ~-_, (, \-~`'~ \ \_, `'~ nude pictures should NOT be here, keep the girls clothes on! File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cats3.txt From - Sat Nov 23 03:18:02 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!newspump.sol.net!howland.erols.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!malgudi.oar.net!oclc.org!haschart From: haschart@oclc.org (Robert Haschart) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: small cats Date: 22 Nov 1996 20:11:08 GMT Organization: OCLC Online Computer Library Center, Inc. Lines: 153 Message-ID: <5751cs$bn@oclc.org> NNTP-Posting-Host: ora.rsch.oclc.org X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] I've tried posting these pictures before, but nothing I post ever seems to appear anywhere outside my building here at work. The following are many variations on a single theme, primarily based on a one-line ascii art cat that I found on alt.ascii-art some time ago. |\_/| I hope you =|^v^|= don't think `_^_'_ I'm going to / ~-_ eat that. ,-. | `. / ,' _---_ | | \ ,' / ( ) | || | ( )__-~~ ,' |~---~| | || | ,' ,'____-~~ |kitty| `m'`m' m-~ ~---~ |\_/| I hope you =|^v^|= don't think `_^_' I'm going to ,-. / `--___ eat that. / ,' | `. ,' / _---_ | | / \___-~~ ,' ( ) | || |-_\ /____-~~ |~---~| | || | ,' ,' |kitty| `m'`m' m-~ ~---~ /\-/\ ,-, (=^v^=) `.`. > ^ < \ \ / `--__ \ `. | `. ) ) _---_ | | / \-' ,' ( ) | | | | \ /_,' |~---~| | |-| |_,' ,' |kitty| `m' `m' m-~ ~---~ /\-/\ (=^v^=) ,-. > ^ < `. \ __--' \ \ `. ,' | `. `--__/ \ | | `--___\ / | | | | `. `._| |-| | ~-m `m' `m' |\_/| I hope you =|^v^|= don't expect `_^_' ME to eat ,-. / `--___ THAT. / ,' | ` `. ,' / _---_ | / \__--~ ,' ( ) | || |-_\ /___--~ |~---~| | || | ,' ,' |kitty| `m'| | m-' ~---~ `m' |\_/| =|^v^|= ,-. `_^_' `. \ ___--' \ \ `. ,' ' | `. `--__/ \ | _---_ `--___\ /_-| || | ( ) `. `. | || | |~---~| `-m`| |`m' |kitty| `m' ~---~ |\_/| =|^v^|= `_^_' ___--' \ ,' ' | ___/ \ | _---_ ,' __\ /_-| || | ( ) / ,' `. `. | || | |~---~| \ `._--. `-m`| |`m' |kitty| `.__--' `m' ~---~ ,-. |\_/| `. \ =|^v^|= \ `. .===---___`_^_' `. `--__/ \ ' \ `--___\ /__ \__\____ \____m)---\______m)m) ,-. /\-/\ `. \ _---____(=^v^=) \ `. .' `_^_'| `. `--__/ \ \ `--___\ /_ \ \_\___ \_____m)___--\____m)m) |\_/| =|^v^|= .===---___`_^_' ___/ \ ' \ ,' __\ /__ \__\____ / ,' \____m)---\______m)m) \ `._--. `.__--' ,-. |\_/| `. \ =|^v^|= \ `. .==--__`_^_' dMMMb `. `-_/ ' \ dMMMMMb `-__\ /_ \_\__ YMMMMMY \___m)--\___m)m) --__--~~--__YMMMY |\_/| I must kill =|^v^|= the evil .==--_`_^_' ball of dMMMb __--_/ ' \ yarn dMMMMMb ,' _--_\ )_ \_\__ YMMMMMY ( (_-. \__m)--\___m)m) --__--~~--__YMMMY `._-' /\/| I must kill ( o\ the evil .==-__/ =-/= ball of dMMMb __--_/ \ yarn dMMMMMb ,' _--_\ )_ \_\__ YMMMMMY ( (_-. \__m)--\___m)m) --__--~~--__YMMMY `._-' Feel free to use these cats in your sig, or include them in collections just don't claim to be the original artist. -Bob File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/gorilla.txt Subject: Re: J&G H/P network community newsletter ISSUE 4 Date: Thu, 9 Jan 1997 22:01:17 -0800 (PST) From: "J. Melusky" To: Erik Kambestad Veland _.._ /88888b. __8888888s. QQ888888888b. (oo)888888888888s, ___888888888888888s, 88888(88888)8888888888s,..,,__,,, '88(88888)88888888888s;;;;;;:;;;;;;;;,,. 88(88888)88888888888888s;;;;;;;"""';;,,,,. 8(88888)888888888888888s;;;;;;;;;'"";;,,.. (88888)88888888888888888;;;;;;"8';;,,,.... (88888)888888888888888888s;;;;88;;;;,,,,.. (8888)8 '888888888888888888s;88;;;;,,,,,,. (8888)8 '88888888888888'' '88;;;,,,..... (8888)" ~~~~~~~~~ 888;;;;,,,.... (8888) 88;;;;,,,.... (888) 8;;;,,,... (888) 88;;;;,. . (888) 88;;;;,. Gorilla// /,,. ((((9.../; ...JonM;; ...88ssss,, //;;....///// //////////////////////////\\//////\d88888888ss////////////\\//////// File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/guns.txt Subject: DID SOMEONE SAY GUNS? Date: Thu, 3 Oct 1996 00:26:38 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Personally, I don't allow my kids to play with guns other than the "squirt" kind. Hopefully all of you on this list will "play" responsibly with these ascii guns! -joan OO QQQQ OO OOOO QQ OOOO WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SSSXXXXXXXXXXXX--------XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXWmmmmmm SSSXXXXXXXXXXXX--------XXXXXXWWWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMM SSSXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxXXXXXXWWWWWWWWWWWW SSS SSS CEEEEEEEE C Z SSS SS CWXXXXXXW C Z SSSS CWXXXXXXWZZZZ SSS WXXXXXXW SSS WXXXXXXW WXX++XXW NNNNNN NNNNNN 0000 0000 7777777777777777/========___________ 00000000 00000000 7777^^^^^^^7777/ || || ___________ 000 000 000 000 777 7777/=========// 000 000 000 000 7777// (( // 0000 0000 0000 0000 7777// \\ // 0000 0000 0000 0000 7777//========// 0000 0000 0000 0000 7777 0000 0000 0000 0000 7777 000 000 000 000 7777 000 000 000 000 77777 00000000 00000000 7777777 0000 0000 777777777 ****** ****** ******* ============================= ******* ******* ******* ============ ** ** ** ** * ** ( | ** ** ** ** ** ____/ ******* ******* ** ****** ****** ** _|_ / \ |\ \ | \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ |\ \ \ | \ \ \ | |\ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ |_|\ \ \ \ | \ \ \ \ | \ \ \ \| \ \ _\ | \ \/ \ | \ | | | |\|__| \ | | \ | | \ | | \ | | \|__| ___M______________________]_ -|_////_(____)______________|0| ) @ __________________\_/ /-------/( || / xxx /____// / xxxxx // / xxxxx // / xxxxx // |______// ^ | | @#####@ (### ###)-. .(### ###) \ / (### ###) ) (=- .@#####@|_--" /\ \_|l|_/ (\ (=-\ |l| / \ \.___|l|___/ /\ |_| / (=-\._________/\ \ / \._________/ # ---- # # __ # \########/ __ 1 1 __ _.xxxxxx. 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R#8buu$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$> ```""*u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$> #$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$> "5$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$> `*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$> ^#$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$> "*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$> `"*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$> ^!$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$> `"#+$$$$$$$$$$$$$$> ""**$$$$$$$$> ```"" -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / see my original artwork: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373 File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/excalibur.txt From - Tue Feb 11 07:45:33 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Excalibur ASCII Date: 10 Feb 1997 21:23:45 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 47 Message-ID: <19970210212300.QAA18049@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <32F8A00A.4E6E@ELWOOD.pionet.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11395 In article <32F8A00A.4E6E@ELWOOD.pionet.net>, Zach Miller writes: >Can someone make me an ASCII pic of excalibur? It may not be excalibur in exact detail... but I do think these turned out nice: .-. {{@}} <> 8@8 .::::. 888 @\\/W\/\/W\//@ 8@8 \\/^\/\/^\// _ )8( _ \_O_<>_O_/ (@)__/8@8\__(@) ____________________ `~"-=):(=-"~` |<><><> | | <><><>| |.| |<> | | <>| |S| |<> | | <>| |'| |<> .--------. <>| |.| | | () | | |P| |_____| (O\/O) |_____| |'| | \ /\ / | |.| |------\ \/ /------| |U| | '.__.' | |'| | | | | |.| : | | : |N| \<> | | <>/ |'| \<> | | <>/ |.| \<> | | <>/ |K| `\<> | | <>/' |'| jgs `-.| |.-` \ / '--' ^ -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/floppydisks1.txt Subject: Re: FLOPPY DISKS... Date: Tue, 1 Apr 1997 09:22:18 -0800 From: Diane Wenner Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART On Tue, 1 Apr 1997, Doxtator, Gary wrote: > Does anyone have some pics of floppy disks? > Here's what I have: Diane == _________ |^| | | | |_____| | | _____ | | |DISK_| | | |_____| | |_|_____|_| Artist unknown == First there are two 3 1/2" disks. One DD and one HD. ___,___,_______,____ | :::|///./||'|| \ | :::|//.//|| || | | :::|/.///|!!!| | | _______________ | | |:::::::::::::::| | | |_______________| | | |_______________| | | |_______________| | | |_______________| | ||_| boba | | |__|_______________|__| ___,___,_______,____ | :::|///./||'|| \ | :::|//.//|| || H) | | :::|/.///|!!!| | | _______________ | | |:::::::::::::::| | | |_______________| | | |_______________| | | |_______________| | | |_______________| | ||_| boba ||_| |__|_______________|__| Artist: Bob Allison (Scarecrow) == File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/butterfly.txt Subject: Re: [TALK] J&G H/P network newsletter ISSUE 2.5 Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 18:44:55 -0500 From: Spunk1111@aol.com To: ekveland@online.no << FIRST OF ALL: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOAN! =2E:.:.:.:. =2E(*) (*): : | . \_____/ >> Thank you Erik! You're such a sweetheart! And now I am much older than you! Do you realize that I could be your mom? I'm 36 years old- don't feel it though.... another brand new one for you (never seen before!) * butterfly creature * 11/96 _ _ (o\ /o) /::\ o o /::\ /:'':\ \___/ /:'':\ /:' ':\/6 . 6\/:' ':\ (o:. '( ._. )' .:o) _.-'''-. `\:. \ / .:/` .' '. `\:. /`---'\ .:/` : : `)://`===`\\:(` '. .' /:(/\-===-/\):\ '. .' /:'.,/ /^\ \,.':\ '..' jgs /:.:/(_/ \_)\:.:\ .''._ (::/` : `\::) .' `-....-'` \o) '. (o/ .' ^ '. ^ .' `'''''''''` -joan! -- /\,%,_ \%%%/,\ .-"%%|//% _.' .-" /%%% joan stark _.-'_.-" 0) \%%% /.\.' \%%% spunk1111@juno.com \ / _, %%% `"---"~`\ _,*'\%%' _,--""""-,%%, )*^ `""~~` \%%%, _/ \%%% _.-`/ |%%,___ _.-" / , , ,|%% .`\ /\ / / `\ \%' \ / \ \ _,/ /`~-._ _,`\ \`""~~` `"` /-.,_ /' `~"----"~ `\ \ jgs \___,' \.-"`/ `--' ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/1line4.txt From - Tue Dec 3 18:31:13 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!mr.net!news-out.microserve.net!news-in.microserve.net!news.sgi.com!howland.erols.net!news.mathworks.com!uunet!in2.uu.net!204.191.213.61!ott.istar!istar.net!tor.istar!east.istar!n2tor.istar!news3.idirect.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html From: spitting@my.cobra.com (Tarbash) Subject: Re: One line ASCII art Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=US-ASCII MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.8 (x86 32bit) X-Newsmaster: Laszlo Herczeg (las@idirect.com) Organization: Your Organization X-Client-Port: 1028 Message-ID: References: <3267E6A6.29C5@interlog.com> <54ftl2$pll@Venus.mcs.net> <327a08f4.2232179@199.190.65.4> <328412B9.6F1A@texoma.com> <328FEB26.7C14@pl.jaring.my> X-Nntp-Posting-Host: thornet17.idirect.com Date: 2 Dec 96 21:31:44 UTC Lines: 11 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8320 comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html:37186 _/\!/\_ hard on _/\*/\_ female... _/\?/\_ who knows.... _/\@/\_ another female... File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/irishrainbow.txt Subject: More Irish Art- Date: Wed, 5 Mar 1997 12:33:49 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <331C001F@pcmail.plexus.com> I sent you the Claddaghs and the Celtic Crosses... here's a couple more little ones in honor of St. Patrick's Day... -=[ rainbow ]=- 3/97 ________ .##@@&&&@@##. ,##@&::%&&%%::&@##. #@&:%%000000000%%:&@# #@&:%00' '00%:&@# #@&:%0' '0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# "" ' " " ' "" _oOoOoOo_ .-.-. (oOoOoOoOo) ( : ) )`"""""`( .-.`. .'.-. / \ (_ '.Y.' _) | | ( .'|'. ) \ / '-' | '-' jgs `=========` -=[ Leprachaun w/ pot 'o gold & rainbow ]=- 2/97 @@ .##@@::;%%&&00' @><@ .###@@::;%%&&00' ________) .###@@::;%%&&00' | | .###@@::;%%&&00' _ _|===LI===|_ .###@@::;%%&&00' / \_(____________) .###@@::;%%&&00' \ / (88 6 6 88) .###@@::;%%&&00' \/\ 88: 7 :88` .###@@::;%%&&00' \/\ 888'=='888' .###@@::;%%&&00' \ \_'888888'_________.###@@::;%%&&00' \___<\""/>_____/_/_-'##@Oo@o%&&00' / >< \ .##oO@Oo@O@o&00' /__/--\__\ (oO@OoO@@o@oO@@o) '-.______.-' /`"""""""""""""`\ jgs _|_||_|_ | | ___LI)||(LI___ | | ( ~~ || ~~ ) \ / `-----''-----` '.___________.' -joan -- _ _ hehehehe (.)(.) \ / () \ _ \ '--' / _ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com { '-`""""`-' } `"/ \"` \ / ascii art gallery: _/ /\ \_ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ jgs { / \ } `"` `"` File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/gun.txt From - Sat Mar 1 21:50:13 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!hunter.premier.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!worldnet.att.net!howland.erols.net!swrinde!news.uh.edu!news.mty.itesm.mx!academ01.slp.itesm.mx!al284186 From: "ThE PUNISHER." Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: shoot gun Date: Fri, 28 Feb 1997 16:32:55 -0600 Organization: ITESM Campus Monterrey . DINF-DTCI Lines: 16 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: academ01.slp.itesm.mx Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12171 ___ ____________ | \ /------| __________|------------------------------ \ / | |__________| | |_| | __________|-----------------|-----------| / ________| |__________|_________________| \ |____________| | XXXXXXX / // / _/ XXXXXXX | / | / XXXXXXXXX |____/ | XXXXXXXXXX | LA HE AUTODOMINADO / XXXXXXXXXXX | " DOMITILA MI PISTOLA " | XXXXXXXXXX / \__________/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fireplace.txt From - Sun Dec 8 23:27:01 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news.sgi.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Fireplace Date: 8 Dec 1996 04:02:44 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 53 Message-ID: <19961208040200.XAA01573@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <32A99F6A.3BCA@worldnet.att.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article <32A99F6A.3BCA@worldnet.att.com>, "John Galbreath Jr." writes: >I would be very grateful if someone has a fireplace. I have some that you could use: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= & , <^)_//) ____(___)_)_____ Why did the farmer put a [________________] chicken over the fireplace? | ________ | | | | | | | | | - because he wanted | | ( | | a "mantel cluck" _| | ). | |_ | | (:') | | jgs |____|=~=~~=~=|____| =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= and | _...._ \ _ / .::o:::::. (\o/) .:::'''':o:. --- / \ --- :o:_ _::: >*< `:}_>()<_{:' >0<@< @ `'//\\'` @ >>>@<<* @ # // \\ # @ >@>*<0<<< __#_#____/'____'\____#_#__ >*>>@<<<@<< [__________________________] >@>>0<<<*<<@< |=_- .-/\ /\ /\ /\--. =_-| >*>>0<<@<<<@<<< |-_= | \ \\ \\ \\ \ |-_=-| >@>>*<<@<>*<<0<*< |_=-=| / // // // / |_=-_| \*/ >0>>*<<@<>0><<*<@<< |=_- |`-'`-'`-'`-' |=_=-| ___\\U//___ >*>>@><0<<*>>@><*<0<< | =_-| o o |_==_| |\\ | | \\| >@>>0<*<<0>>@<<0<<<*<@< |=_- | ! ( ! |=-_=| | \\| | _(UU)_ >((*))_>0><*<0><@<<<0<*< _|-,-=| ! ). ! |-_-=|_ |\ \| || / //||.*.*.*.|>>@<<*<<@>><0<<@>>>>>| ( ~~~ )/ (((((((()))))))) ~~~~~~~~ '""""`------' `w---w` `------------' -joan -- _/\_ __/\__ ) (_ _) .' ( Season's Greetings! `) '.( ) .' 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(not too busy, am I?) :) We're in the midst of high school swimming season. I worked a diving meet last night and two swim meets with diving today. I felt inspired to do a little stick person diddy with diving as its theme... -=[ diving ]=- 12/96 .-------. |_______|____________ /====0=[] __/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ 0_.-------. /_ |_______|____________ ||/====0=[] __|/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ 0 | .-|-----. |_|_____|____________ /====0=[] __/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ 0 /|\ .--|\----. |__|/____|____________ /====0=[] __/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ 0 /|\ .-------. /| |_______|/_|_________ /====0=[] __/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ 0 /|\ .-------. |\ |_______|____|/______ /====0=[] __/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ \0/ |_ |/ .-------. | |_______|____________ /====0=[] __/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ 0 /|\ .-------. | |_______|________ | /====0=[] `"-. __/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ \0/ | | | .-------. |_______|____________ /====0=[] _/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ __ | /0 | ' .-------. |_______|____________ /====0=[] _/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ , |\ |/0 ' .-------. |_______|____________ /====0=[] __/______/__\____ jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ , | .-------. | |_______|___________ | /====0=[] 0 __/______/__\____ .|, jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ .-------. |_______|___________ , /====0=[] | __/______/__\____ .|, jgs `\~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ judges' scores: 0 0 0 [10] [10] [10] || || || Now to bed... -joan -- . * . : . * * '.@.' * * * /^\ * * * * / \ __, ,__) __, ,__) __, ,__) /1997 \ (--|__| _ ,_ ,_ (--|\ | _ (--\ | _ _ ,_ @@@@@@@@@ _| |(_||_)|_)(_| _| \|(/_(_|_) \|(/_(_|| / 6 6 \ ( | | ,_| ( (__| ( ^ ,) * \ __, /-._ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ * `._____.'\ `--.__ ~ascii art gallery~ * \\/ `/``"""'-. / ) / : spunk1111@juno.com * | /\ | .--. : * / /\1`\ \/ `.__.:.____.-. joan stark / / /`\9`\`/ .-"..____.-. \ jgs _.-' /_/ `\9`\ \-. \ * * * `=----' `\7`\--------'""`-. \ `" * * `-./ `" File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/angelsreligious.txt Subject: angels and religious ascii art Date: Mon, 16 Dec 1996 01:56:39 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART I realize that people celebrate Christmas differently (or not at all) based upon their religious beliefs. I hope not to offend anyone... some new doodles... -=[ tiny angel ]=- _ (\o/) jgs /_\ -=[ angel ]=- 12/96 {\ *** /} {{\ _ /}} {{{\(_)/}}} {{{(_j_)}}} {{{/ \}}} {/ \} jgs / \ (_______) -=[ angel w/candle ]=- 12/96 .-. <*****> .-. / _ \.-----./ _ \ | /:\((())))))/ \ | ||' :(( '_' )): `|| ||: \`---'/ :|| || :/' ) `\: || ||: / (,) \ || || / ,__[_]__, \:|| ||:\___)_=_(___/ || || : || ||: || || / | | \ || ||:| | | |:|| | / | | \ | |/ | | \| | | jgs | | |~~~~~| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -=[ praying angel ]=- 12/96 .-. <*****> .-. / _ \.-----./ _ \ | / \((())))))/ \ | ||: :(( '_' )): `|| || : )))---((( : || || ((( _ ))) :|| ||: :/ /|\ \: || || / ,/\|/\, \ :|| ||: \___/ \___/ || || : || || : || || / | | \ || ||:| | | |:|| | / | | \ | |/ | | \| | | jgs | | |*****| ~~~~~~~ -=[ singing angel ]=- 12/96 .-. <+++++> .-. / _ \.-----./ _ \ | /:\((/. .\))/ \ | ||' :(( o )): `|| ||: ((`---')) :|| || :(((\ /))): || ||: / ^ \ || || / ,\\\ ///, \:|| ||:\___\\V//___/ || || : || ||: || || / | | \ || ||:| | | |:|| | / | | \ | |/ | | \| | | jgs | | |+++++| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ .-. <~~~~~> .-. .-. <*****> .-. .-. <+++++> .-. / _ \.-----./ _ \ / _ \.-----./ _ \ / _ \.-----./ _ \ | /:\((())))))/ \ | | / \((())))))/ \ | | / \((/. .\))/ \ | ||' :(( '_' )): `|| ||: :(( '_' )): `|| || :(( o )) : || ||: \`---'/ :|| || : )))---((( : || ||: (('---')) || || :/' ) `\: || || ((( _ ))) :|| || (((\ /))): || ||: / (,) \ || ||: :/ /|\ \: || || : / ^ \ :|| || / ,__[_]__, \:|| || / ,/\|/\, \ :|| || / \\\ /// \: || ||:\___)_._(___/ || ||: \___/ \___/ || ||: \__\\V//__/ || || : || ||: || || : || || : || || :|| || :|| || / | | \ || || / | | \ || ||: / | | \: || ||:| | | |:|| ||:| | | |:|| || | | | |:|| | / | | \ | | / | | \ | ||/ | | \|| |/ | | \| |/ | | \| |/ | | \| | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs |~~~~~| |*****| |+++++| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ @@ The Nativity @@ 11/96 * . . . | . * * . \|/ . . -->*<-- . /|\ . ' | ' * | . * . | . ' _ _ .:. . ( | .-. ___ .'_`. WWW \w/ \V/ |/(_)\ .'.-.`. `(_)' (_) (_) (_) |// \\ `/(_)\' // \\ _/ | _/ | _/ | _ _ \/| |/ //)_(\\ \| |/ %%__/| $$__/| &&__/| _-(_)- _-(_)- | | | /(o___))\ | | | | | | | | `(___) `(___) | | | ` / \' | | | | | | | | jgs // \\ // \\ | |_| /_____\ |_| |_| |_| |_| -=[ Mary and Baby Jesus ]=- 12/96 . . | . \ : / -= <*****> =- //"""\\ . (( '_' )) \ ))-_-(( -= <*^*^*>`\)) /( " ) , \ \)`"`() / / (___)==(\/ | | | | | | | | | | jgs | | """"""" -=[ Mary and Baby Jesus ]=- 12/96 . | . | . | \|/ \ / -= * =- '. .----. .' /|\ / \ ' | ' -= | .----. | | / /""\ | / \( / m m ' ) ) - ) / /-./~` ( ( `.`\ /| . ) )\ \/_/ / . | . ( ( \_.-'` \ ' / \ \.| -= <*^*^*> =- jgs |\____\\ | ( " ) | _) \ |()'"'()| _.-' , | | (___) | /| . ` ; (`-.___.-') /_/____________/ '-.___.-' -joan -- ____ .-" +' "-. ~* M E R R Y /.'.'A_'*`.\ *C H R I S T* M A S *~ |:.*'/\-\. 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$$o$ooo$$$$o " $$" "$$$$"" $$ $" oo$o$$$""" "$$o oo$ $ "$ $" o""" "$o $o "$ $oo$$$ $$ o$$$$$ $$ "$o $""" $$o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o $$$$$$ $o "$o $oo $$$$$$""$""$"$"$$$$ "$$$" $$oooo$$" $$$o ooo$$ $$$ $" $$ ""$$ oo "$$$ooo$$$$$$$$$$$$$oo $$ $ $ $" o $$$ ""$$$$ $$$$$$$$oo """$$$$o$$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$""$o $$$$ "$$$ $$$$o "$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$ $$ o$$ $$ "$$ "$" $$$ "$$ "$$$$ $$"" $$$$o $$ $" $$ $$ $$$$ "$$ $$$$ """ oo$$$ "$ o$$o $" $$ o$" $$$$ ""$ "$$$ $ $$$$$o "$o o$""$o $$ o" $$oo $$$$ $ $$" $ o$ "$$oo"""" ""$oo$" "oo"""""""o$$$$o o "" $ $$ "$$$$oo$o o o$$" $" $$$oo $ $ o$ "$o """"$$"""$""""""""""""" $$$"""""" oo"" oo$" $$ o $$o o$$" $ """ "" $"$$$ "$$$o$$$$oooo"" o$ $o"$ $$o "$o$""$" " $$$ ooo$oo$$$$$$$$$$ " """"""""$$$$$$$$ o o ""$$ " " " File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/1line6.txt From - Mon Dec 30 19:53:28 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-lond.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!uwm.edu!math.ohio-state.edu!howland.erols.net!worldnet.att.net!uunet!in3.uu.net!128.196.139.12!news.Arizona.EDU!jbk From: jbk@GAS.UUG.Arizona.EDU (Jamie B Korer) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Looking for good one-liners. Date: 30 Dec 1996 03:17:49 GMT Organization: The University of Arizona Lines: 15 Message-ID: <5a7c8t$h22@news.ccit.arizona.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9457 Hello. I am looking for good one line ascii art, such as: @}---}--- ////\oo/\\\\ ='.'= n~~n Any other good ones... preferably looking for animals, but will take anything. -- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/devil5.txt From - Sat Dec 7 16:15:15 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: devil Date: 7 Dec 1996 06:21:38 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 48 Message-ID: <19961207062100.BAA09053@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article , Everlast writes: >If anyone out there has a ascii picture of a devil, relatively small (as >in about the size of the two bunnies (ps. thanx to the person who posted >the bunnies) could you please e-mail it to me? > > \\ > \\_ \\ Raj Pannu > (') \\_ "Maybe I'm crazy, or maybe I'm normal and you're all crazy." > / )=.---(') rpannu@acs.ucalgary.ca > o( )o( )_-\_ > Gawd, I wish I was a bunny right now. What a wonderful sig you have... *WHO* would've posted those bunnies??? :) What a way to butter someone up aka "schmooze"... anyhow, here is my attempt at the tiny devil! -=[ 5 line devil ]=- 12/96 (_)L|J ) (") | ( ,(. A `/ \-| (,`) )' (' \/\ / | ) (. jgs (' ),). _W_ | (,)' ) -or- L|J(_) ) | (") ( ,(. |`/ \= y (,`) )' (' | \ /\/ ) (. jgs (' ),) | _W_ (,)' ). Will it do? The little ones are hard... as I've said before! -joan -- _/\_ __/\__ ) (_ _) .' ( Season's Greetings! `) '.( ) .' (` `-._\()/__(~` ()() joan stark / |`\ spunk1111@juno.com jgs ) : ( `)_/` http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dino3.txt Subject: Re: Dino Date: Mon, 30 Sep 1996 09:06:22 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <199609290712.PAA09062@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <19960929.093720.11639.1.Spunk1111@juno.com> Hello all. Here's my attempt at Dino in it's entirety: ~ Dino: the "original" purple dinosaur ~ 9/96 /\ / / /\| | | | |/\ | | / / | ` / `\ (___ _.-> ,-.-. _.' | \ \ / _____| 0 |0\ | /` `^-.\.-'`-._ | | `-._ | : `. \ `._ `-.__ O.' _.--, \ `._ __.^--._O_..-' `---, `. `\ /` ` ` `\ `, `\ | | : ; | / `. ___|__|___ / `. ( ) / `---.:____...---' `--------`. / ( `. __ `. | `---------' _ / \ \ | .-. _._ (_) `--' \ | ( ) / \ \ \ `-' \ / ;-._ \ `-' \ .' `. /`. `\ `\ _.-'`-. `.___ | `-._ `\ `\.-' `-. ,--` \ `--.___ ___`\ \ ||^\\ `._ | ``----'' `. `\ `' ` `--; \ jgs `. `. //^||^\\ //^||^\\ ' `' ` ' ' ` -joan File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/lighthouses.txt Subject: Lighthouses Date: Fri, 22 Nov 1996 16:40:55 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <3294796B.4467@online.no> | (+) ...... |'| |'| _|_|_ ~~~|_H_|~~~ b'ger g*y----____ HmH--__ ~~~~----____ ,%%%. ~~--__ ~~~~----____ JMMML ~~--__ ~~~~----____ |%%%| ~~--__ ~~~~----____ ,MMMMM. ~~--__ ~~~~- |%%%%%| ~~--__ AMMMMMA ~~--__ ___MMM^MMM__ ~~--__ `\AwAwAwAwAwAwAwAwAwAwAwAwAwAwAwAwAwAwAwAw^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^ Nantucket Lighthouse /\ || ==== | | | | ==== XXXX |\/| |/\| |\/| |/\| |\/| |/\| /____\ | | | | / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ ---------------- /^\ |#| |===| |0| | | ===== _||_||_ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbcomics2.txt Subject: Re: More F&B comics Date: Wed, 15 Jan 1997 01:25:13 -0500 From: Peter Kwa Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Ryan wrote: > ___ > _ ____________________________ / \ > ( "< < LA LA LAaaAAAAaaaAAaaAaaA! ) ()@@.() > (><) (- ) > ^^ " " Gives me the idea to the following. 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60WWWW5WWW7072 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, Serenade 03 04 by Ryan A Estrada and Pete Casso 970114 04 05 05 06 | I wish I had better earmuffs ... 06 07 | / 07 08 | .--. 08 09 | ()@@() 09 10 | (- ) 10 11 |_______"__"_________________ 11 12 12 13 13 14 How much is that frooooggie in the window ... 14 15 / 15 16 _ 16 17 ( "< 17 18 (> )> 18 19 ^^ 19 20WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60WWWW5WWW7072 > \\ > \\ > \/ _____ IT'S ALIVE!!!! ALIVE!!! > ____________/ | _ / > /__________________| \\ >^^ )// > > ____ > _ FROGSTEINENSTEIN! | | > ( "> / xx .| > >( )< (~ ) > ^^ " " Gives me the idea to the following. I indeed derived the name Frogstein from Frankenstein, but suggest not to change names. 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60WWWW5WWW7072 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, Artificial Life 03 04 by Ryan A Estrada and Pete Casso 970114 04 05 05 06 / / / /\\ 06 07 / / \ \ \\ 07 08 \\ \ \ //\\ 08 09 // / / \\ \\ 09 10 \\ / / // 10 11 \\ I am the great scientist Doctor Birdstein 11 12 || I am about to create life ... 12 13 \/ / 13 14 _ 14 15 .XX <" ) 15 16 ( ~) <( <) 16 17 " " ^^ 17 18 18 19 19 20 \\ 20 21 //\\ 21 22 \\ \\ 22 23 // \\ 23 24 \\ 24 25 || IT'S ALIVE !!! ALIVE !!! 25 26 \/ / 26 27 !? ,, . _ . 27 28 .@@ (\>" )/) 28 29 ( O) `( )' 29 30 " " ^^ 30 31 31 32 32 33 Doctor Birdstein ... the great scientist ... 33 34 / 34 35 .oo _+_ ... we love him ... 35 36 ( -) / \ 36 37 " " |_____| ... we will remember him ... 37 38 38 39WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60WWWW5WWW7072 The following idea needs a more elaborate plot to make it into a comic strip, I guess. Something like "never sing while diving". But I will think about it, thanks Ryan! >Frogstein chorus > > _ >( "> / FR OG STEIN >(> )>/ oo . oo . oo . >_^^___________________(o ) (o ) (o ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/knight.txt From - Tue Nov 19 19:56:40 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!hammer.uoregon.edu!news.uoregon.edu!disco.iinet.net.au!news.uwa.edu.au!alpha8.curtin.edu.au!usenet From: edias@cc.curtin.edu.au Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Nite Date: Wed, 13 Nov 96 23:28:33 +800 Organization: Curtin University Lines: 39 Message-ID: <56cpf4$473@alpha8.curtin.edu.au> NNTP-Posting-Host: alpha7.curtin.edu.au ____ []| (______ []|__ / snd \ || \________/ || ___ || /_ )__ __|\/) || _/_ \____) ,----` \ || />=o) \_____ \ || \]__\ `--,_/U\ B|\__/===\ |UUUU\ ||_ _|_\_ \ |UUUUU\_|[,`_|__|_) |UUUUUU\||__/_ __| |UUUUUU/-(_\_____/-------, /UU/ |H\__\ HHHH| \\ |UU/ |H\ |HHHHHHH| |\\\ UU |HH\ \HHHHHHH| | \\\ U |<_\,_\HHHHHH| / \\\ \ ( |HHHHHHHHHHHHH / \\\\ \ \ |============= / \\\\\ \ | | | |\_/| D\___/\ (0_0) (0_o) ==(Y)== (V) ------------(u)---(u)-------------oOo--U--oOo----------------------- |___|_______|________|_______|_______|_______|______|_______|_______| | | | | Shanaka Dias | "A chicken is an eggs way | | edias@alpha1.curtin.edu.au | of making more eggs" | | Curtin University |_________________________________| | Perth Western Australia | www.ece.curtin.edu.au/~shanaka/ | --------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/alien1.txt From - Sun Nov 17 16:23:15 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!uunet!in3.uu.net!news2.jaring.my!usenet From: Tissue Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: NEEDED! 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( `"""""""""""""""""""""` ) jgs `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` -joan -- _____ _____ _____ ___ _ __ {:::::} {:::::} {:::::} {:::\:} _ ."--". _ {:} {:} {:::} {:}\::} (_:/ oo \:_) {:}A {:}A {:}OR {:} {:}OW /\, _(`()`)_ ,/\ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ \ `~~~,(`""`),~~~` / joan stark jgs `'---|/`""`\|---'` || || ASCII ART GALLERY: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/bugsbunny.txt From - Wed Jan 22 21:52:28 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.radio.cz!CESspool!hammer.uoregon.edu!hunter.premier.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.maxwell.syr.edu!pumpkin.pangea.ca!news.mira.net.au!news.netspace.net.au!news.mel.connect.com.au!news.uwa.edu.au!alpha8.curtin.edu.au!usenet From: edias@cc.curtin.edu.au Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Bugs Bunny Date: Wed, 22 Jan 97 07:55:13 +800 Organization: Curtin University Lines: 45 Message-ID: <5c3kvd$oje@alpha8.curtin.edu.au> NNTP-Posting-Host: alpha7.curtin.edu.au Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:10469 , , /| |\ / | | \ | | | | Neeaah, Whats up Doc !?! \ | | / \|w|/ / /_ _\ / , /\ _:()_():_ /] ||_ : ._=Y=_ : / / [)(_\, ',__\W/ _,' / \ [) \_/\ _/'='\ /-/\) [_| \ \ /// \ '._ / / :; \ \/// / | '` / ;:: \ `|: : |',_.' """ \_|: : | |: : |'". /`._.' \/ / /| / | \ / / '. '. / '. ' / \ \ / / \'=, .----' / \ (\__ snd (((____/ \ \ ) '.\_) hmmm, if anyone can improve on that carrot, PLEASE DO !! :) |\_/| D\___/\ (0_0) (0_o) ==(Y)== (V) ------------(u)---(u)-------------oOo--U--oOo----------------------- |___|_______|________|_______|_______|_______|______|_______|_______| | | | | Shanaka Dias | "A chicken is an eggs way | | edias@alpha1.curtin.edu.au | of making more eggs" | | Curtin University |_________________________________| | Perth Western Australia | www.ece.curtin.edu.au/~shanaka/ | --------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dino2.txt Subject: Where is that Dino???? Date: Wed, 25 Sep 1996 15:21:11 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Hi Clyde and all! I know I promised a Dino-- yeah, the *real* purple dinosaur! 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" \ = 4$$$$$$$$PF",c ?$$$e.",,$$ `?)J$PFFF"" u 3 $ ?$$$$$$$$$$ ,F J' $ `$$$$$$$$$L 4' " ?$$$$$$$$. `?$$$$$$b ""????_,,__ $`?c,""" ?F `?c " I promise I will post some of my _really_ new stuff (since the last post)- but first I want someone else to post some ascii art. I'm starting to feel lonely on this mailing list... -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbcomics3.txt Subject: Frogstein and Birdstein, Yet Another Wish and The Vegetarian Date: Fri, 17 Jan 1997 21:51:15 -0500 From: Peter Kwa Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Hi List, Hope you like the two comic strips below. The idea for "The Vegetarian" came from Curd Reinert. ------------------------------------------------------- Frogstein and Birdstein Boo Hoo .oo _ ascii comic strips / ( ( -) <" ) /\(oo )_/\ " " <( <) by Pete Casso \__ __/ petecasso@aol.com ^^ ) ) http://members.aol.com/petecasso/welcome.html ( ------------------------------------------------------- 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60WW64 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, The Wish 03 04 by Pete Casso 970116 04 05 05 06 I wish I had bigger wings ... 06 07 / 07 08 - 08 09 ('v') 09 10 (> <) 10 11 ^ ^ 11 12 12 13 I can barely hide my belly button! 13 14 / 14 15 - 15 16 ('v') 16 17 <( @ )> 17 18 ^ ^ 18 19 19 20 What's wrong with Birdstein today ... 20 21 She is covering up something ... 21 22 _ / 22 23 ( "> oo. 23 24 (><) (- ) 24 25 ^^ " " 25 26WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60WW64 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60W63 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, The Vegetarian 03 04 by Pete Casso 970117 04 05 05 06 Come closer, Bugstein! I am a vegetarian! 06 07 / 07 08 / " zz 08 09 .oo zz zz 09 10 ( -) zz zz 10 11 " " 11 12 12 13 .oo 13 14 ( O) - - - " Help! 14 15 " " 15 16 16 17 Gulp ... Burp ... 17 18 / 18 19 / Frogstein! You despicable liar, you! 19 20 / / 20 21 / _ 21 22 .oo <" ) 22 23 ( =) <( <) 23 24 " " ^^ 24 25 25 26 I need to survive too ... 26 27 / 27 28 / Can't you survive on jelly beans! 28 29 / You sure look like one! 29 30 / / 30 31 / _ 31 32 .oo <" ) 32 33 ( -) (> )> 33 34 " " ^^ 34 35WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60W63 File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/hotkiss.txt .,,,,,,,,,,. ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, ,;;;;;;;;;;;)));;(((,,;;;,,_ ,;;;;;;;;;;' |)))))))))))\\ ;;;;;;/ )'' - /,)))((((((((((\ ;;;;' \ ~|\ )))))))))))))) / / | (((((((((((((( /' \ _/~' ')|())))))))) /' `\ /> o_/)))(((((((( / /' `~~(____ / ())))))))))) | ---, \ \ (((((((((( `\ \~-_____| )))))))) `\ | |_.---. \ -Tua Xiong File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbangelbirdstein.txt Subject: Frogstein and Birdstein, Angel Birdstein Date: Wed, 15 Jan 1997 23:54:22 -0500 From: Peter Kwa Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Hi list, I performed a sex change operation to the male scientist Doctor Birdstein, she is now Angel Birdstein. Hope you like the comic strip. Pete Casso 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60WWWW5WWW70 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, Angel Birdstein 03 04 by Pete Casso 970115 04 05 05 06 I am Angel Birdstein ... 06 07 I am turning that old sinner Frogstein to the better! 07 08 / 08 09 _ 09 10 (\( ">/) 10 11 ( ( ) ) 11 12 (/^^\) .( * . 12 13 .* . ) . 13 14 . . POOF . * 14 15 '* . ( . ' 15 16 .oo _ _ 16 17 ( -) ( \/ ) 17 18 " " \ / @@@ 18 19 / \/ @@@@@@@ 19 20 @@ O.O @@ 20 21 I will settle down ... take a wife ( - ) 21 22 " " 22 23 23 24 ... raise tadpoles ,@ ,@ ,@ 24 25 25 26WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60WWWW5WWW70 File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/house.txt From - Tue Mar 11 07:21:41 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!worldnet.att.net!howland.erols.net!newsxfer.itd.umich.edu!uunet!in1.uu.net!152.163.170.17!newstf01.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: nonsport@aol.com (NONSPORT) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: need house ascii Date: 10 Mar 1997 21:35:20 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 48 Message-ID: <19970310213501.QAA11515@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <5fp9if$ilj@news.corpcomm.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12642 Hi Brat, Well, I've been lurking here for a while and using many pieces of art I find here to send with my e-mail so I guess it's about time I contributed something in return. Here's a pic I typed when a friend of mine bought their first home. Enjoy! M ||| ||| **************** *UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* *UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* *UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* *UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* *UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* *-----------------------------* ! ++ ++ ! ++ ++ ! ! ++ ++ ! ++ ++ ! ! ! ! ! ++ ++ ! ++ ++ ! ! ++ ++ ! ++ ++ ! ! ! ! ! ++ ++ ! +++ ! ! ++ ++ ! +++++ ! ! ! +++ ! ! ++ ++ ! ! ! ++ ++ ! OOO ! ! ! ||| ! @ ! @ @ @___|||____MW ~|~ ~|~ ~|~ ~|~ CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! Happy collecting, Mollie Witney // I FLIP OVER CARDS // NON SPORT NETWORK INTERNET: NONSPORT@aol.com COMPUSERVE: NONSPORT 75254,740 AOL: NONSPORT File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/lingua_moo.txt Subject: Lingua MOO ASCII Date: Sun, 16 Feb 97 07:18:43 -0600 From: Jan Rune Holmevik To: ekveland Her er eit par skjermbilete frå Lingua MOO. Har laga ein del 3D ASCII som du ser eksempel på her. Dersom desse bileta skulle passe inn i samlinga di er du velkomen til å laste dei opp. Jan Rune Courtyard ___ ___ _____________ |\__\_________|\__\ T /\ /\ \ ___ ||__|__ \|__|_ H /[]\ LIN /[]\ \ / \ | \|\__\ LIB |\__\ E O / \_____/ \/|_|...|_| \|__|________\|__| O _ |[][]| |___|[][]| |........\ | ___ | C M / \/|____|/....|____|/..........\ | + | | | + | O / \...Lingua House..............\|_____|.|.|_____|\ _ U A /~\ \_____________....._____________________.Library\/ \ R U / O \ / COL /|.../ __ __COM__ __ \......./ \ T G / \/____________/ |../__/[]\_/[]\_/[]\_/[]\__\.....|\ /~\ Y N |[] []| | |..| + + + |.....| \/ o \ A I |[] []| [] [] [] [] | |..| [] [] [] [] |.Help.\ |KIO| R L /|_The_Collaboratory_|/___|_____The_ComMOOnity____|__Kiosk\|___|\ D Welcome to the Courtyard of Lingua MOO. Several *benches sit beneath large shade trees that line the walkways between buildings. Signs mark the entrances to a new archi/TEXTural community where language and people are woven together like fine lace...where writing IS the landscape. The darkness of night surrounds you. The air is heavy with a morning mist. The Studio 'up' ___ ___ ___ ____ to Wizards | |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| | | | | Attic | |#|_| |_|_| |_|_| | OUT| __ Mac | /| \ | |_##|#|_|_| |_|_| | | | __|:)|__ | /||\/\|_____##______________|/ |_[\__ =_ _\_| ||| \/\___ _#_ [ \|_| ] \__ ||/ /\/\ / \_/ /\___ ____ ___/\ /\ |\ \ ||/ /__\_/ /\/ /]/ \[\ \/\ |\\_\ | | / 'down' \/__/ \______/ \__\/ Book\\\| || | /to Workroom [ ] | | [ ] Case\\| || |/ \|_|| |_____ 'CO' to ______________________ 'JO' to _______| /Cynthia's\ / Jan's \ Office Office You enter an office that is comfortable and full of energy. You see a *worktable with two Macintosh computers on it and a bookcase. There is a conference table __Jan Rune Holmevik, Cand Philol_____________________________________ University of Bergen Department for Humanistic Informatics jan.holmevik@hedb.uib.no Sydnesplass 7, HF-bygget janruneh@utdallas.edu 5020 Bergen, NORWAY http://lingua.utdallas.edu File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbmacarena.txt Subject: Birdstein MACARENAS! Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 19:09:42 EST From: Ryan A Estrada Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <970114171015_1824380724@emout06.mail.aol.com> Macarena: DaleAltoCuerpoAllegriaMacarenaDaleAltoCuerpoAllegriaCosablena.. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ( "> ( "> ( "> ( "> ( "> ( "> ( "> |( ">| ( "> /( )\ <( )| <( )> >( )> >( )< (> )< (><) ( ) |( )| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Heeeeey, MACARENA! _ / ? ( ) OO. (( /( ')\ )) (- ) ^^ " " __________________________________________________________________ Skating Lesson: _ YAAAAAAAAH! ~~~~~ ( @@> / ~~~~~ >( )< ~~~~~ % % Decided NOT to take up skating, huh? *** \ . -o ' _ _ **** ( -) % = (< (xx> % " " File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dogweiner2.txt Subject: weiner dog Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 12:42:13 -0500 From: "Clyde W. Watson" Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Not sure If I had posted it or not but here's a weiner dog from my scratch pad file: __ (\,--------'()'--o (_ ___ /~" (_)_) (_)_) -Clyde -- .. . How about we raise a little cane tonight? ----------, \\ ( \ ~ / ) // :,"'`;:.;",\ '**###O" "O###**' . " ; , `;')__________<<<__________>>>__________________________________ ,,;"'.,;`~.///________________________________///______________________ - ,. ::;",|||________________________________|||________________________ ,,;"'.,;`~.\\\________________________________\\\________________________ . " ; , `;') Clyde W. Watson, Bay Networks, Inc., clydew@baynetworks.com :,"'`;:.;",/ ----------' Billerica, MA File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dragon2.txt From - Mon Dec 16 06:59:30 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Request Dragon Date: 16 Dec 1996 05:10:10 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 63 Message-ID: <19961216050900.AAA27860@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <32B33FA8.2357@mail.idt.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8925 In article <32B33FA8.2357@mail.idt.net>, Nick Sanders writes: >I'm an implementor for a mud and I'm looking for an original dragon to >put on my welcome screen. This is my first big ascii: ~ Horned Dragon ~ 8/96 _\/ .-'.'`) .-' .' . .-' `-. __\/ \. . |, _.-' -:````) _.-'.'``) \`. |\ | \.-_. `._ _.-' .'` __) )__\ |! )/ \_. _.-' `. _.-'__`-' =`:' /.' / | _.-' -:`````) __.--' ( (@> )) = \ ^ `'. |_. .-' `. : @ `^^^ == \ ^ `. |< `. VvvvvvvvVvvvv) = ; ^ ;_/ : -:``````) (^^^^^^^^^^= == | ; \. : `. (( `-----------. == | ^ ;_/ : `. /\ /== / : \. : _..--``````) __\ \_ ; == / ^ :_/ : `. ><__ _```---.._/ ====/ ^ : \. : `. / / `._ ^ ;== / ^ :/ . `. \/ (( `._ / === / ^ `.' _.--`````) (( /\ ;=== / ^ .' `. __\ \_ : === | ^ / `. >><__ _``--...__.-' ^ / ^ `. / / `._ ^ .' .--`````) .--.. \/ :=`--...____.-' ^ .___.-'| .' .--.`. 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Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 09:58:16 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <32936607.5232@online.no> ___ ,-----, /\| |/\ |-- \_/ --| .-----/ \-----. / , . . , \ / /`| | |'\, \ `\ \ \- | -/ /`/' `\\_)`----'(_// |_|`-- --'|_| ____ ,'`- -'` .,-' `-. \---------/|| `-. _,------. \--------/`| .--. `-' ___. `--. \--------/\. ." `. ,' `---' ``-.____.-' `-.___.- [dcau] ^^^^^^- -_____ ' | -, _ _ /| | |` ,._-_ < \, / \\ /'\\ \\/\\ _-_, || |==|| || /-|| || || || || || || ||_. ~|| | |, || (( || || || || || || || ~ || ~-____, \\, \/\\ \\_-| \\,/ \\ \\ ,-_- ( / \ '----` Small dragons _a' /( ,> ~~_}\ \( ( \(,_(,)' _>, _>, >~, \'^; "`~~> ,_.', , ,; ~``J.; /} / } %.; ;, `. `%,; ''; ; /-'`-`,; ,;`; //"~~"\`,; ~;' "~~"'`,; , ( /| )~",;.,;.,;; "~~`~'"'~"'~"'~"' ( ) ( ) \^/ \~/ `| |' `| |' \ / \"/ " * , /(/( o_______ ** }=\,\(,!,, ,,<0,,,/- {___(_\\ '>>L >> ,) ,/ ``==> , /( o **}=\\,\(,, ,) ,/ ``==> /\_./o__ __o\._/\ (/^/(_^^' '^^_)\^\) _.(_.)_ _(._)._. )\)\ , , /(/( ,,!,)/,/={ ~ ** }=\,\(,!, //_)___) {___(_\ >=='' \, (, ,) ,/ `--> ,> )\ `a_ _a' /( ( _ )/ /{_ ~~ ~~ _}\ \( - `(,)_,)/ \(,_(,\\ ,<_ ,<_. ._>, _>,``==> ___ __ _ _ __ ___ ++ \\ //_._ \ / _._ \\ // ++ \// \<'_\\ //_`> / \\/ / \ /"/"/ \ / \" \"\\/ \ || /| | \ | | /_.( |\ | \_ |/ \ /_/ \__/ \| '__/ \=-\=- =/ =/ _) " " " " \ _^ / ,^, \>@@>>>>> ' ' (._\ \ ( ~~>>>>>>.~._' -~} \_~- )~~>>>>' / { ~/ ~~~~~.-.-~ ~.( '--~~/ /~~. -~~~~ \ \__~( -.-~~- \ '`-'~~-/ / ~-..\ .__~/ ((_.` ((__. ```_' .' 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Date: Wed, 5 Mar 1997 12:30:49 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <331C001F@pcmail.plexus.com> On Tue, 4 Mar 1997 04:52:00 CST "Doxtator, Gary" writes: > Does anyone have some candles? Candles? Some of mine first... @@ candle @@ 11/96 ) (_) .-'-. | | | | | | | | __| |__ .-. .-' | | `-: : : `---' :-' jgs `-._ _.-' '"""""" * 5-line candle * 11/96 ) (_) |`| | | _() jgs \_|_|_/ -=[ birthday cake ]=- 2/97 66666 __|||||__ H A P P Y {._._._._.} B I R T H D A Y ! jgs __{._._._._.}__ `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` @@ birthday cake @@ 11/96 ~ ~ * * * * * * ~ * * ~ * * ~ * * ~ ) ( ) * * ~ ) (_) ( (_) ) (_) ( * * (_) # ) (_) ) # ( (_) ( # (_) * _#.-#(_)-#-(_)#(_)-#-(_)#-.#_ * .' # # # # # # # # # # # `. ~ * : # # # # # # # # : ~ :. # # # # .: * * | `-.__ __.-' | * | `````"""""""""""````` | * * | | ||\ |~)|~)\ / | | |~||~\|~ |~ | | ~ ~ * | | * | |~)||~)~|~| ||~\|\ \ / | * * _.-| |~)||~\ | |~|| /|~\ | |-._ .' '. ~ ~ .' `. * jgs : `-.__ __.-' : `. `````"""""""""""````` .' `-.._ _..-' `````""""-----------""""````` Some from my files... 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Susie Oviatt has a large candle... but I can't seem to find it right now... anyone? -joan (btw, thanks for the compliment!) -- * .~"~. /\_ /|6 6|\ _/\ "I foresee great things!" \_//O\_=_/O\\_/ \\\/`"""`\/// spunk1111@juno.com \ (^) / joan stark ./---/_\---\. /`"---------"`\ / / | \ \ ascii art gallery: jgs / / | \ \ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ `._._.-'-._.-'-.' File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/erik2.txt From - Sun Jan 26 02:56:49 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!news.maxwell.syr.edu!insync!uunet!in2.uu.net!202.37.60.10!comp.vuw.ac.nz!news.hn.netlink.co.nz!southern.co.nz!not-for-mail From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: DALMATIAN ASCII Please (large posting [not anymore]) Date: 25 Jan 1997 11:28:07 GMT Organization: Southern InterNet Services Lines: 82 Message-ID: <5ccqo7$kva@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <32E2F583.193A@bc.sympatico.ca> <32E3CB5A.7EDF@online.no> <5c3b4p$2c1@pandora.cs.utwente.nl> <32E65E97.10E0@online.no> NNTP-Posting-Host: kalessin.southern.co.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950621BETA PL0] Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:10614 Erik Kambestad Veland (ekveland@online.no) wrote: >I've attached a great ascii picture of me, done by the best: >Joan Stark! [...much snipping...] > >--------- Begin forwarded message ---------- >From: spunk1111 >To: wigwam@rednecks.com >Subject: Let me know ... >Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 16:21:55 PST >Message-ID: <19970114.162608.6679.13.spunk1111@juno.com> >And finally- how about this for an ascii representation of you? ;) > > ,#####, > #_ _# > |a` `a| > | u | > \ = / > |\___/| > ___ ____/: :\____ ___ > .' `.-===-\ /-===-.` '. > / .-"""""-.-"""""-. \ > /' =:= '\ > .' ' .: o -=:=- o :. ' `. > (.' /'. '-.....-'-.....-' .'\ '.) > /' ._/ ". --:-- ." \_. '\ > | .'| ". ---:--- ." |'. | > | : | | ---:--- | | : | > \ : | |_____._____| | : / > / ( |----|------| ) \ > /... .| | | | |. ...\ > |::::/'' jgs / | \ ''\::::| > '"""" /' .L_ `\ """"' > /'-.,__/` `\__..-'\ > ; / \ ; > : / \ | > | / \. | > |`../ | ,/ > ( _ ) | _) > | | | | > |___| \___| > :===| |==| > \ / |__| > /\/\ /"""`8.__ > |oo| \__.//___) > |==| > \__/ > >-joan Hmm...I imagined someone more like this... ,,,, / .. \ (| > |) \__/ __/ \__ / / \ \ / /| , ,|\ \ ( ( | | ) ) \ \| |/ / \\| . |// W| |W .~~~~~~. | | | | | || | |__||__| | || | ( )( ) | || | | || | mmmM||Mmmm Bye, File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/batman.txt Subject: spunk1111: Batman Logo Date: Wed, 15 Jan 1997 16:31:41 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com To: ekveland@online.no --------- Begin forwarded message ---------- From: spunk1111 To: wigwam@rednecks.com Subject: Batman Logo Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 16:11:20 PST Message-ID: <19970114.162607.6679.8.spunk1111@juno.com> *********************** ********************************* ******* * * * * ******* ******* *** ** ** *** ******* ****** ***** ********* ***** ***** ****** ******** ********* ****** ***** **** ********** ********* ********* ***** **** ************** *********** ************ **** **** ************************************************* **** **** *************************************************** **** **** **************************************************** **** **** **************************************************** **** **** *************************************************** **** **** ******* **** *********** **** ********* **** **** ***** * ******* * ******** **** ***** **** ***** ****** ***** ***** ** *** ** ****** ****** * * * ******* ******* ******* ******** ******* ********************************* *********************** --------- End forwarded message ---------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/apples2.txt Subject: Re: apple symbol? Date: Sat, 22 Feb 1997 23:30:49 -0800 From: Diane Wenner Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART On Sat, 22 Feb 1997, Gregor Muxfeldt wrote: > has anyone seen any apple symbol? > greg > Here's what I have: == `, .oOOoOOo, OOOOOOOOO `OOOOOOO' `OOOOO' apple == %% %%% %%%% %%%%%%* %%% *%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%% %% *%%%%%%%%%%% !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%*****%%%%%%% %%%%* *%%%% () ( ) ( ) %%%%%%) ( ) (%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%) () (%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -cfbd- %%%%%%%%%)) ((%%%%%%%%% %%%%) (%%%% .z .d$$ d$$P 4$$" Apple .e$$$$$$$bc *".d$$$$$$$e ^^^^^ .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ^$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. 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Marshall" Subject: [PIC] Canonical Smiley List -- 9/21/96 Update (1500!) Message-ID: Sender: bertino@netcom14.netcom.com Organization: NETCOM On-line Communication Services (408 261-4700 guest) Date: Tue, 10 Dec 1996 16:23:26 GMT Approved: bertino@netcom.com Lines: 3750 Xref: online.no rec.arts.ascii:805 alt.ascii-art:8655 Greetings everyone! My smiley list has now grown to 1500 different smiley faces and other one-line symbols, so I'm posting the new update. I've kind of given up on mailing copies to people, because you can just hop on over to my web pages and retrieve the latest copy (see URL below). I hope you enjoy looking through the tremendous number of smileys that people have created. Granted, they're not all in common use (most of them aren't), but it sure is fun to look at all the stuff you can do with just ASCII characters on just one line. Have fun, and come visit my web site -- there's also an abbreviation/acronym list you might like to see, some other files I put together, as well as tons of links to places I like to go. Enjoy! 8) -- James Marshall marshall@astro.umd.edu http://www.astro.umd.edu/~marshall =========================== BEGIN INCLUDED FILE ============================= THE CANONICAL SMILEY (AND 1-LINE SYMBOL) LIST Compiled by James Marshall Copyright 1994, 1995, 1996 E-mail: marshall@astro.umd.edu Last Updated on September 21, 1996 Total smiley count: 1500 [Feel free to distribute it as you like, but preferably as the complete list! And remember, if you have any new smileys or definitions that I can add to this list, please e-mail me with them so that I can update my list! Oh, the copyright is only on there so that people can't claim the compilation is their's -- don't worry about it. 8) ] __________________________________________________________________________ :) Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously Happy Midget smiley Cheshire cat smile Happy Salamander User is a midget Smilie without a nose Normal face :-) Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously or Your basic smiley Ha ha Comedy Willie Shoemaker "We are all, each of us, alone" Happy Humorous Smiley standard The normal smiling face User is an orator Happy user Just kidding or happy I'm a gentleman :> Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously Midget smiley Hmm, let me think... User is a midget Devilish Grin Sharp smile ;) Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek) Midget Wink Winking ;-) Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek) Wink (or wink and a smile) Winking smiley "If you touch my daughter again, they won't be blanks" A practical joker who played one too many and got beat up Beaten up Could be pirate smiling face?? Crying with happiness Getting fresh Sardonic incredulity Smiling face gets his lights punched out User is making a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark Hinting ;> Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek) Midget Wink B-) Smiling face from a person wearing glasses Smiling and wearing glasses or sunglasses Message from Batman User wears horn-rimmed glasses Horn-rims "Holy trichinosis!" "I pray daily for death" "Let's do the beach, man!" User is ready for the beach Cool or sunglasses Ski glasses 8-) Smiling face with a wide-eyed look Smile with glasses Smiling and wearing glasses Wide-eyed look User is wearing sunglasses Smiley swimmer Smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses "I was the second gunman" Excited Bug-eyed smilie :D Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers) Laughter Big smile :-D Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers) Big mouth User is laughing (at you!) Big smile Said with a smile Talking too much User is a blabber mouth Laugh-happy user :-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) User singing national anthem Uh oh! Surprise "Oh, the humanity!" Mr. Bill Wow! Shocked Yawn Talking/Peaceably More versions of shouting :-( Sad or disappointed face Unhappy Frowning smilie. Boo hoo Drama "I will start with those you love most" Has read too many 'smiley' articles Mad Sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)' Un-smiley Displeasure Sad user Depressed of frowning :-P Tongue stuck out Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers) Nyahhhh! Nyah nyah "I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons" Has a secret to tell you Telling secrets Tongue hanging out in anticipation User is wanting to lick your neck Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped) :-J Tongue in cheek Tongue-in-cheek comments :-# Message concerning something that shouldn't have been said Censored User wears braces Braces My lips are sealed Mouth zipped Punched in the mouth Talking with Braces :-$ Message indicating person is ill p Put your money where your mouth is Smiley face with it's mouth wired shut "These braces sure do hurt!" Mouth wired shut Sellout (does NOT rhyme with zealot!) Uncertainty Jewish user :-& Message indicating person is angry User is tongue tied. Smiley which is tongue-tied Perplexed User eating spaghetti :-* Kiss... Oooops (covering mouth with hand) User just ate a sour pickle User just ate something sour Smiley after eating something bitter After eating something bitter or sour Star-tled :-x Kiss kiss "My lips are sealed" smiley "My lips are sealed" Not telling any secrets User kissing :-(=) Message from a person with big teeth. Message about people with big teeth Bucktooth smiley Big teeth <:-) Dumb questions For dumb questions User is Vietnamese peasant Hero user Dunce |-( Late night messages Nightmare. Smiley lost his contact lenses Asleep with nightmares Yawn :^) From a person with a large nose Messages teasing people about their noses User has a broken nose Smiley with pointy nose (righty) Smiley with a personality 3/4 view of person with elf-type sharp nose Broken nose :*) Clowning around Smile with moustache I'm drunk User is drunk Ed McMahon Drunk smiling face Everyman Smilie with the nose of a clown :-{#} From a person with braces Messages teasing people about their braces User is sick of messages teasing people about their braces &:-) From a person with curly hair Messages from people with curly hair Curly hair User is Guinan Wig II @:-) From a person with wavy hair User is wearing a turban Smiley wearing a turban Indian (East) Elvis #:-) From a person with matted hair Done by someone with sort of matted hair "Everything you know is wrong" For people whose hair is in a mess User has a crewcut Smilie with a fur hat Happy with Hair O:-) Angel For those innocent souls Angel smiley Acting very innocent (halo) With halo C=:-) Chef User is a chef Chef smiley Galloping Gourmet ;-)} Corporate-type guy (see the necktie?) :-) )-: Masking theatrical comments :-|K- Formal message. User is formally attired <:>== A turkey A turkey emoticon ...---... S.O.S. OO A guy is mooning you O:O A girl is mooning you @*&$!% You know what that means... 2B|^2B Message about Shakespeare "Forty Seconal should suffice" (O--< A fishy message... User suspects something fishy is going on @}->-- A rose. @>+-+-- A rose. @>-->-- A rose. ---<---@ A rose. @}-,-'-- A rose. @}-;--`--- A rose. @>--->---- A rose. @}--;---`---- A rose. @}`,---------- A rose. @}-^---,------ A rose. @}-->---->---- A rose. @}--)----)---- A rose. @)--`---,----- A rose. @}--<---<----- A rose. @}--`----,---- A rose. @}----`----^-- A rose. @}----->------ A rose. @(---`--`------ A rose. @},`----------- A rose. @}--,--`------- A rose. @--^--^--^--^------ A rose. (-_-) Secret smile User is happy (sideways) (.)(.) Ms. Dos User has big boobs ( )x( ) Ms. Dos with "Cross Your Heart" Bra [There should be little hearts between the ( ), but apparently they can't be shown with this character set.] :/) Not funny :-))) Reeeel happy, big smile I'm overweight William Conrad :-> Alternate happy face User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Hey hey Sarcastic smiley Biting sarcastic face Deformed lips Happy Yet another smiley Smug User just made a really devilish remark Very Glad/Pleased/Very Happy Leer :-c Real unhappy Bummed out smiley :-C Unbelieving (jaw dropped) User is really bummed Real unhappy smiley Dracula user :-< Forlorn Real sad smiley Walrus smiley Frowning Moustache Amazed Mad/Upset ;-C Sardonic incredulity :-} Crooked Smile Smiley variation on a theme Beard "Thish wine tashted pretty good" Fiendish grin Lipstick Normal smiling face with pretty lips Wears lipstick or some other lip appearance improving device User has had a little too much to drink Smilie with a curly smile User happy Matthew Ironic Smile :-i Semi-Smiley User is half smiling Smoking :-7 User after a wry statement User just made a wry statement Smiley after a wry statement Smirking smiley Smokes a pipe Talking out of side of mouth Wry face (@ @) You're kidding! :-" Pursing lips Whistling smiley Heavy smoker :-v Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side Talking head smiley Speaking :-V Shout Shouting smiley :-O Shout Uh oh Talkaktive smiley Mr. Bill Wow! Birth Ohh, big mouth, Mick Jagger Yelling Shocked user :-w Speak with forked tongue :-W Shout with forked tongue Speak with forked tongue :-r Bleahhh (sticking tongue out) Smiley raspberry Sticking tongue out :-f Bleahhh (sticking tongue out) Sticking tongue out :-p Bleahhh (sticking tongue out) Smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) :-1 Smirks Smiley bland face Bland face :-, Smirks "Hmmmm." Smirking Blank with cigarette or cigar <:-O Eeek! User just saw a mouse, Eeek! :-T Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped) :-y Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers) Said with a smile Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped) :-| Disgusted Man playing an harmonica "Have an ordinary day" smiley User is having an ordinary day Grim No expression No expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me' Dead face Blank look :'-( Shedding a tear User is crying Crying Upset :~-( Shedding a tear Crying Bawling/Really Crying and Upset :~(~~~ Crying :-).... Drool :-)~~~ Another drool |-) Getting tired A good dream! Or a face looking into bright sunlight. Lt. LaForge Data Hee hee Chinese Same as :-) but poster is Oriental Asleep (boredom) Nip user Dreaming Pleasently/Sleeping :~) Yummee - lick lips Peter Ubberoth Needs a nosejob Pointy nose (righty) Smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary Ugly nose :-? Licking your lips User smokes a pipe Smiley smoking a pipe Smoking a pipe Tongue in cheek User with a fetish for Blue Oyster Cult Puzzled/Questioning :-8 Talking out both sides of your mouth I just ate a pickle o= A burning candle for flames -= A doused candle to end a flame 8 Infinity .-) User has one eye User is Sammy Davis, Jr. :-: User is mutant Mutant smiley Mutant Toothless The invisible smilie Smiley invisible man Ghost smiley in invisible state Here's the boat I lost. :<) For those with hairy lips User is from an Ivy League School User is a blabber mouth :^{ For those with mustaches 8*) Smile with glasses and moustache Glasses and a moustache B*) Smile with Moustache and Designer Sunglasses! :<)= For those with beards too :-=) Older user with mustache Older smiley with mustache Adolph Hitler :-#| User with bushy mustache Smiley face with bushy mustache Bushy mustache ::-) User wears glasses User wears normal glasses User has four eyes 8:-) Glasses on forehead From a little girl User is a little girl Little girl smiley B-| User is wearing cheap sunglasses Cheap sunglasses P-) Pirate Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes) Getting fresh :-{ Count Dracula Smiley variation on a theme Mustache User sad Matthew Alternate sad face =|:-)= Uncle Sam Abe Lincoln 7:) Ronald Reagan :~i Smoking :~j Smoking and smiling :/i No smoking :-I Indifferent smilie. Hmm Indifferent Thinking Poker face It's something, but I don't know what... User without a sense of humor :-B Drooling (or overbite) User is David Letterman (gap-toothed smile) Buttmouth user ):-) :-) :-) Loud guffaw (:-) Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets Captain Picard Smiley big-face "I never sang for my grandfather" Big-face No hair Surprised User is bald Wearing bicycle helmet Smilie wearing skull cap @= Warning about nuclear war User is pro-nuclear war "Kafka was a momma's boy" Flame about nuclear war, power or weapons follows OO Headlights on msg :_) I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out of joint User's nose is sliding off of his face After a fight where his nose was smashed in Viet Nam vet user (with nose broken out of joint by some VC) Tongue in cheek #:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) "Jesus built my hotrod" Smiley done by someone with matted hair (:-$ Message indicating person is ill ill Ill-informed about the Renaissance (:-& Message indicating person is angry Rosicrucian Angry (:-( Message indicating person is VERY sad Unsmiley frowning Very unhappy smiley The saddest smiley Sting Frowning (:^( Message concerning people with broken noses Jack Nicholson in Chinatown Broken nose (:<) Message concerning blabber mouths Rastafari Blabber mouth ?-( Message about people with a black eye Black eye *:* Message about fuzzy things Fuzzy *:** Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches Fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache %-) Message about people with broken glasses User is cross-eyed User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight Elephant man After staring at the terminal for 36 hours Broken glasses Drunk with laughter Long bangs +<:-| Message from a monk/nun {0-) Message from cyclops Hair-parted-in-the-middle-scuba-diver user smiling (:-|K- Formal message. Formally attired @%&$%& You know what that means N.W.A. fan User is swearing up a storm ||*( Handshake offered (giving) ||*) Handshake accepted (taking) <&&> Message concerning rubber chickens >< >< Message about/to someone wearing argyle socks <{:-)} Message in a bottle In a bottle <:-)<<| Message from a space rocket In a space rocket (:-... Heart-breaking message Heart-broken <<<<(:-) Message from a hat sales-man (:>-< Message from a thief: hands up! (mini whole body) :-) Devil Nasty user A little devil >;-) Devilish Wink :-)## Guy with a Beard @:-)## Guruka Singh Khalsa &:-] Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw &8-] Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw @@B-) Bouffant Woman with Catseye Frame Glasses (8-} Percy Dovetonsils >-) Oriental Smiling Face &B-]} Another corporate-type with aviator glasses, wavy hair & tie. O!O A MALE moon O^O A FEMALE moon ;|8-) Hagar caught lying 7:^] I resemble Ronald Reagan Ronald Reagan *<|:-) I'm Santa Claus Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho) )-:|<* Sanity Clause [:-) I'm wearing a walkman Smiley wearing a walkman Listening to walkman User has a flattop Frankenstein user Garibaldi from Babylon 5 (author says note the flat top) User is wearing a hard-hat d:-) I'm a Braves fan Message about baseball Baseball smiley Baseball player Smilie with a cap :-\ Popeye smiling face Undecided smiley User is VERY sad Thinking Skeptical ;-\ Popeye gets his lights punched out Popeye beaten up :-s User after a BIZARRE comment Smiley after a BIZARRE comment Confused -:-) User sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T User is a punk rocker Has mohawk :%)% User has acne :n) User with funny-looking right nose Smiley with funny-looking right nose :u) User with funny-looking left nose Smiley with funny-looking left nose '-) User only has a left eye, which is closed Winking smiley One eyed man (-: User is left-handed Australian Don Ellis from Tektronix Left-handed (-) User needs a haircut (:I Egghead User is an egghead {:-) Smiley with its hair parted in the middle Kirk User wears a toupee Smiley wears a toupee New hair style +:-) Smiley priest Priest smiley Priest =:-) Smiley punk-rocker From a hosehead Smiley is a punk Punk rocker %-^ User is Picasso Picasso User was painted by Picaso @:I Turban (><) Anally retentive :-! Foot in mouth Smiley bland face Bland face Malcom McUser Excited/Exclaiming #-) Partied all night Lt. LaForge :-(*) About to vomit That comment made me sick Sick of netnews articles, about to vomit %-\ Hungover :-)8 Well dressed Man with bowtie :-)-{8 From a big girl :x( Habe a code in by dose 8:] From a gorilla Gorilla (:)-) Scuba diver Likes to scuba dive Scuba diving (-:|:-) Siamese twins {:V Sounds like a duck %+{ From the loser of a fight Lost a fight d :-) Hats off to your great idea q:-) For those who wear their caps backwards Wearing baseball cap backwards User is a baseball player >:-| Spock :-/ McCoy User is skeptical Lefty undecided smiley Retarded user Mixed/Apprenhensive :-{)} Commander Riker <>:{(} Lt. Worf **:-) Counsellor Troi ]) Lt. LaForge [:-| Data {(:-) I am William Shatner Wearing toupee } (:-( I am William Shatner in a high wind 8(:-) Zippy Mickey Mouse Mousketeer Walt Disney ******:-) Marge Simpson ^^ Happiness (Japanese symbol) ^^; Embarrasment (Japanese symbol) ;; Sadness (Japanese symbol) -- When it's the occasion to bow (Japanese symbol) >:-> User just made a really devilish remark. Devilish smiley Devilish >;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made [:] User is a robot Robot smiley Robot B:-) Sunglasses on head User has glasses on forehead :-)-8 User is a Big girl (partial body) :-{) User has a mustache Moustache Normal smiling face with a moustache Happy with Mustache :-{} User wears lipstick Smiley wears lipstick Heavy lipstick Mick Jagger Big mouth }:-( Toupee in an updraft Bull headed :-[ User is a Vampire Un-smiley blockhead Vampire smiley Biting criticism Blockhead Pouting Sarcastic Count Dracula Bad Mood/Grumpy Severe Displeasure :-E Bucktoothed vampire Has major dental problems :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-)~ User drools Drooling :-~) User has a cold :'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying Crying with happiness :-@ User is screaming Smiley face screaming User is saying, "It's true, I swear" Beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso. Extremely angry Swearing User about to barf Barking/Tounge Lashing :v) User has a broken nose Left-pointing nose smiley Left-pointing broken nose Big nose -:-( Punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile) :=) User has two noses Orangutan smiley +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office Priest `:-) Shaved his right eyebrow off this morning ,:-) David Ogden Stiers' toupee Shaved his left eyebrow off this morning |-I User is asleep Sleeping |-O User is yawning/snoring Birth Bored User is bored by the article you submitted :-Q User is a smoker Smoker Smoking smiley User smoking a bud Talking or Shouting with cigarette or cigar O-) Message from cyclops Smiley after smoking a banana Megaton Man, on patrol! Scuba diver Arc-welder O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least) Angel :-S User just made an incoherent statement What you say makes no sense Sick smilie :-X User's lips are sealed Bow tie A big wet kiss User with taped-up mouth <|-) User is Chinese <|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes/fortunes *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat Santa Claus Smilie with hat and pompom (cold weather smilie) (8-o It's Mr. Bill! *:o) It's Bozo the Clown! User is a bozo 3:] Pet smilie 3:[ Mean Pet smilie Pit bull smiley d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator :-9 User is licking his/her lips Smiley licking it's lips %-6 User is braindead <:-I User is a dunce K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) Orator Smiley orator User can't find shift key ..-) User only has one eye ,-) User only has one eye Winking happy smiley One eye ... and winking X-( User just died Net.suicide You are brain dead Dead user 8 :-) User is a wizard C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin :] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend =) Variation on a theme Chinese smiley Interested smiley (big eyes) :} What should we call these? (what?) The Grinch :@ What? :I Hmmm... Hmmm, not funny! Bored Cute guy :( Sad Sad-turtle smiley Frowning :[ Real Downer :< Midget unsmiley What pretences! Sad boy :{ Oh boy, the headmaster! :O Yelling Amazed Feed me smileys Big gob :C What? :Q Smoking :,( Crying Crying smiley [] Hugs :* Kisses |I Asleep |^o Snoring :-` Smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco Spitting out chewing tobacco :-% Smiley banker Banker Bearded Talking out of both sides of mouth :-6 Smiley after eating something sour Smiley after eating something spicy ):-) Smiley big-face Impish smiley ):-( Unsmiley big-face Nordic smiley )8-) Scuba smiley big-face =:-( Real punks never smile Punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile) :-q Smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose Trying to touch tongue to nose :-e Disappointed smiley Disappointed :-t Cross smiley Pouting smiley :-] Smiley blockhead Biting sarcasm Blockhead Sarcastic Smilie with straight smile Obnoxious user Good Mood/Grinning Grim Smile }:-) Hair parted in the middle in an updraft Wearing toupee in an updraft I have a bull head :-a Lefty smilely touching tongue to nose :-d Lefty smiley razzing you Said with a smile User is making razzbery Ththtpppttt g-) Wearing pince-nez glasses :-j Left smiling smilely User has a crooked smile Smoking and smiling :-k User is biting his/her lip :-l Yet another smiley User is almost smiling :-z Yet another cross smiley :-b Left-pointing tongue smiley "I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons, only it is cloven" User is sticking out tongue .-] One-eyed smilely ,-} Wry and winking 0-) Smiley cyclops (scuba diver?) Cyclops Arc-welder Scuba diver User wears a scuba mask Happy invader from Mars Cross eyed }:^#}) Mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin |-D Ho ho Laughing out loud, HO HO ~~:-( Net.flame O |-) Net.religion 8 :-I Net.unix-wizards E-:-I Net.ham-radio >:-I Net.startrek 3:o[ Net.pets |-P Yuk Reaction to unusually ugly C code <:I Dunce :-8( Condescending stare >:-< Mad Angrily Mad/P'ed off 8-| Suspense Eyes wide with surprise :- Male Prolog programmer >- Female 8-# Death Dead smiley User is dead 8-O "Omigod!!" Took too many nodoz to work on thesis User just before doubling over with pain ;-( Crying smiley 'That makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your lights out' Beaten up Sad face gets his lights punched out Sad or mad and got beat up ;^) Smirking smiley :-)8< Big girl smiley :-}X Bow tie-wearing smiley <:-l Dunce smiley >:-l Klingon smiley @:-} Smiley just back from the hairdresser X:-) Little kid with a propeller beanie User is Aunt Jemima l^o Hepcat smiley }:^#) Pointy nosed smiley :-3 Handlebar mustache smiley : = Beaver smiley P-( Pirate smiley :8) Pigish smiley pig :/\) Extremely bignosed smiley ([( Robocop &-l That made me cry l-O Smiley is yawning l:-O Flattop loudmouth smiley $-) Yuppie smiley Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties") Won big at Las Vegas Won the lottery :----} You lie like pinnochio 8<:-) Smiley is a wizard :#) Drunk smiley H-) Cross-eyed smiley User is Geordie LaForge ]-I Smiley wearing sunglasses V^J Smiley with glasses, seen from the left side (portrait, talking ) +-( Smiley, shot between the eyes ~:-P Smiley, thinking and steaming Having only one single hair `' Cat's eyes in the night L-P Totally scrambled smiley BI A frog -( Always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser burn-in room User with gouged-out eyes !-( Black eye !-| "I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back- and-forth." Popeye User !.'v Flat top (profile) !|:-( ) Being brained by a baseball bat #(,'%/) Slept too long on one side and didn't have time to wash hair #:o+= Betty Boop &:-o-8-< Betty Boop $$ For academic jobs $$$ For industrial jobs $$$$ For people starting up their own company % For bike accidents %') After drinking a fifth for lunch %*@:-( Hung over %*} Very drunk %-( Confusion %-(I) Laughing out loud %- Drunk with laughter %-{ Sad variation %-| Been working all night I've been on the computer all night %-} Humor variation %-~ Picasso User was painted by Picaso %\v Picasso User was painted by Picaso &-| Tearful &.(.. Crying ':-) Accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning One eyebrow '~;E Unspecified 4-legged critter ( Unhappy Cheshire cat (!) Reference to non-Vanderbilt SEC football ($) Speculation on why Vanderbilt is in the SEC () Reference to football (,'%/) Slept too long on one side (-.-)Zzz... Sleeping (sideways) (-::-) Siamese twins (-E: Wearing bifocals (-o-) Imperial Tie Fighter ("Star Wars") (00) Mooning you (8-) Wears glasses Homer Simpson I'm an Owl (8-{)} Glasses, moustache and a beard (: (=| Wearing a ghost costume (mini whole body) (:+) Big nose (:- Unsmiley frowning (:-# I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the glare!) Said something he shouldn't have (:-* Kissing (:-D Blabber mouth (:-I Egghead (:-\ VERY sad (:-{~ Bearded (:=) TWO noses (?) (H f Robocop in a hydraulic press (V)=| Pacman champion (X0||) Double hamburger with lettuce and tomato (^^)y-~~~ Smoking (sideways) (x) Reference to Vanderbilt football (|-| F Robocop (}-8] Left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones ) Cheshire cat *!#*!^*&:-) A schizophrenic ** For winter sports generally **-( Too many shocks *-( Cyclops got poked in the eye *-) Shot dead User was shot for the last posting *8-) Beaker (the Muppet lab assistant) *<.'v Wearing snow cap (profile) *<8-)X Party outfit with hat and bow-tie *<|:-)) Santa Claus *L* User is blotto (sideways) *| For "oh what a beautiful sunset" User is commenting on the sunset +-(:-) Religious leader The Pope +<.'v Knight (profile) +<:-) "Peace be upon you, my children..." User is a bishop +<||-) Knight +O:-) The Pope ,.'v Has short hair (profile) - Helen Keller - @= Messages about nuclear war - -:-( Punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile) - -:-) Punk rocker -) Jose Feliciano ---... SOS (variant) ---...--- SOS (really OSO, but retained anyway) -/- Stirring up trouble -:) Has mohawk -=#:-) Wizard ->- For airline tickets going cheap ->=:-)X Zippy the Pinhead '! Grim (profile) '" Pursing lips (profile) 'J Smiling (profile) 'P Sticking tongue out (profile) 'T Keeping a straight face (profile) 'U Yawning (profile) 'V Shouting (profile) 'Y Whistling (profile) '\ Frowning (profile) 'r Sticking tongue out (profile) 'v Talking (profile) 'w Speaking with forked tongue (profile) -( Always should wear safety glasses -] One eye .---... ABBA fan SOS ...( Wile E. Coyote after attempt on Road Runner's life \/ Duck variation ^v Pointy nose (profile) _) Suffering from Lorentz contraction (they're coming every ten minutes now) Suffering from Lorentz contractions /8^{~ User has a lopsided hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee /:-| Mr. Spock /;-) Has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow /\ For camping and backpacking 0-( Scuba diver with a broken mask 0:-) Angel 3 :-) Bart Simpson 3:*> Rudolph the reindeer 3:-o Cow 4:-) George Washington 5:-) Elvis Presley 6\/) Elephant 7:-) Fred Flintstone 8) Frog Wearing shades Real cross eyed User wears glasses 8-* Just ate a hot pepper 8-O --* Just before doubling over with pain 8-P Reaction to College Cafeteria Coffee 8-S Sees all evil 8-] "Wow, maaan" User is FDR 8-o Mr. Bill Shocked 8:) Pig 8=:-) Galloping Gourmet Chef 8P Bullfrog in mating season 8^ Chicken 8_) Don't get your nose out of joint User has his nose out of joint 8b Bullfrog in mating season : ) Leper Happy face :###) Jimmy Durante :$) Donald Trump :%) An accountant :'( Crying :'O Bob Hope :'} Richard Nixon :(=) Jimmy Carter :+( Punched nose, hurt :+) Carl Friedrich Gauss User has big nose :-' Smoker :-'| Has a cold :-( ) You backed your car over my toe :-( :-( :-( :-! Taylor Caldwell :-() User has stubbed toe Negro user Shout :-(0) Yelling :-(>~ "I just washed my goatee, and I can't do nuthin' with it." :-(O) Yelling :-) , Outie belly button :-) . Innie belly button :-) 8 Dolly Parton :-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ... Manic depressive :-) :-( :-| :-? Edgar Cayce :-) :-) :-) Loud guffaw :-) :-) :-) :-) Shirley MacLaine :-)!!! Sam Kinnison :-)' Drooling :-)) Double chin :-)* Speaks Esperanto User is man with a bowtie :-)-- 98-pound weakling (showing partial body) :-)-O Smiling doctor with stethoscope :-)== Arnold Schwarzenegger :-)X Wearing a bowtie Sen. Paul Simon :-)} Has goatee/beard :--) Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H) :------------) Big liar :-.) Madonna Marilyn Monroe :->X==| Smiley formalware :-G- Smoking cigarettes :-M Speaking no evil :-O>-o Smiley American tourist :-Q~ Smoking :-R Has the flu :-Y A quiet aside :-bill Zydeco Bill, with harmonica in mouth and washboard on chest :-d~ Smokes heavily :-p~ Smokes heavily :-{ -__-: After slamming the toilet seat :-{~ Has read too many toilet paper articles previous to lunch :-| :-| Deja' vu :-|| Angry :/7) Cyrano de Bergerac :3-< Dog ::=)) Double vision or needs new shocks :<() African tribesman :<= Walrus :<| Attends an Ivy League school := | Baboon :=8) Baboon :>) Big nose :?) Philosopher :@) Pig Smilie with a pig nose :P Sticking out tongue :Q) John Q. Public :Ui Smoking :Uj Smoking and smiling :V Woodpecker :V) Woodpecker :X Lips are sealed :X) Hearing no evil :^( Has had his nose put out of joint User has a broken nose :^D "Great! I like it!" :^{)> Moustache and beard :b Sticking out tongue :c) Big nose variant :c< Big nose variant :d Stick out your tongue :o) Stimpy (of Ren & Stimpy) :q Vi user saying, "How do I get out of this damn emacs editor?" :~( Nose put out of joint :~-) So happy, s/he is crying :~/ Really mixed up ; Cheshire cat with gingivitis ;( Crying ;-? Wry tongue in cheek ;-D A friendly, winking, laughing smile ;-| Beaten up but silent No expression face gets his lights punched out Says nothing but still gets beat up ;-} Leer? (terminal dependent) User is wry and winking ;:-) Really bad toupee ;^? Punched out User was punched out for submitting sexist articles <*:oDX Clown with bowtie and dunce <:-( Disappointed Dunce <= For messages about housing in the Snow Belt <@:{(>X Mustached chinese man with a toupee, goatee, bow tie <|-(= Chinese and doesn't like this article Chinese and unhappy <|-)= Chinese Chinese with a beard =):-) Uncle Sam Happy in Cowboy Hat or Yippee =-O The Enterprise =-O * * * The Enterprise firing photon torpedoes =-O~~~ The Enterprise firing phasers =.'v Has mohawk (profile) =0== Mexican on a railroad! =8') ??? =8-> A nerd smiley that's unbearably pleased with itself =:-#} Punk rocker with a mustache Smiley punk with a mustache =:-H Football player ==#== Railroad crossings ===:[OO']>:=== Has been railroaded =====:} Snake =^) Open minded smiley =t== Mexican run over by train =|:-) Abe Lincoln >%) Wile E. Coyote >-< Absolutely livid!! >-> China man >-^);> Fish >8o!... Bugs Bunny with carrot >:) A little devil >:*) Bozo the Clown >:-( Mad, annoyed Sick and tired of reading this nonsense >:-b Left-pointing tongue smiley >:^( Headhunter (Amazon style) >>-O-> General Custer >[I Television >w Nose-thumbing gesture >|( Robocop: "Thank you for your co-operation." >|-> Chinese ?:) Single curl of hair @%&$%&$\&*@%$#@ You know what that means @-( "Ulysses! Bring me Ulysses!" @-) Cyclops Space... The Final Frontier Seeing stars @.'v Has curly hair (profile) @l@ Too many hours at terminal B) Frog wearing sunglasses B-(8 Sir Robin Day B-D "Serves you right, dummy!!" B^) Hornrimmed glasses C:# Football player C:-) Large brain capacity I'm an Egghead C=>8*) Devilish chef with glasses and a moustache C=}>;*{O) Mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin C|:-= Charlie Chaplin EK( Frankenstien Ic:() Pygmy with bone in hair L:-) Just graduated M-) Sees no evil M-),:X),:-M Sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil M.^.M Nirvana or the failure of a chiropracter M:-) Saluting O 8-) The angelic halo look O+ Appropriate for women's messages, surely? O-&-< Doing nothing (has arms crossed) (mini whole body) O-(==< Chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep. O-G-< Pointing to self (mini whole body) O-S-< In a hurry (mini whole body) O-Z-< In a big hurry (mini whole body) O>-<|= Of interest to women Q:-) New graduate R-) Broken glasses [8-{) Bearded smiley with glasses and headphones [:-] Square head [:|] Robot (or other AI project) [= For messages about housing in Arizona \.^./ Lotus position, seen from above \/\/\/\,8-O Really should fix frayed line cord on terminal \:-) French hat \:^) Gumby smiley User is gumby \o/ PTL (praise the lord, or pass the loot?) (sideways) ]:-) The Devil Smilie with a nurse hat ]:-> The Devil User is devilish ^(^ Happy variation (sideways) ^)^ ^(^ Two people talking (sideways) ^L^ Happy (sideways) ^v^v^ Mountains User is near the mountains _:^) American Indian _\\// Vulcan salute __! Enough for now __. Properly chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep __/~`-'~\_/ Line of thought isn't quite a line __Q~`__ Cat on a wall Q~` Cat _______ Wile E. Coyote under rock A He-Ne laser line Student EEG on Saturday night `-_-' Have you hugged your wolf today? `^J Smiley d :-o Hats off to your great idea d.'v Wearing hard hat (profile) i-=<*** __. CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it! i-=<****** o-(==< CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it! i-=<***i CAUTION: has flame thrower o-) Cyclops o-<:-{{{ Santa o/ Raised hand oO:-)*** Santa Claus oo "It's cold out" Somebody's head-lights are on oo- Puzzled, confused pp# Cow (sideways) pq`#' Bull (sideways) r:-) Wearing ponytail y:-) Bad toupee { :-) Marge Simpson (Homer's wife) {8-} Grinning mischievously (or just charmingly) {:-{)} New hair style, mustache and beard {:\/ Sounds like a duck {:^=( Adolph Hitler {= For messages about housing {{-}}} Refugee from the '60's {} 'No comment' Hug | For bike fleet messages |) Salamander |-<> Kissy face |-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?) |:-) Heavy eyebrows User has the one eyebrow syndrome |:-O Open mouth smiley (?) |:-| Excessively rigid |:[' Groucho Marx || For messages about cars or other four-wheeled vehicles |~( "Someone just busted my nose" User just had nose busted }(:-( Wearing toupee in wind }-) A wry grin }:-< Cat }:~#}) Mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached ugly nosed smiley with a double-chin ~:-( Net.flame User is being flamed User is particularly angry (steamed) ~\8-O Needs to fix frayed cord on terminal ~~\8-O Zapped by frayed cord on terminal ~~c___ Beach ~~~8} Snake ~~~~8} Snake ~~~~:> Person in a transporter beam ~~~~> Photon |-( ) Yawning smiley |-(= =) Yawning smiley from Vietnam IIII8^)X Cat in the Hat : .) Cindy Crawford ((: =)X Charlie Chaplin : =) Adolf Hitler <+-< : ) Pope C:\> MS-DOS Programmer ^_^ Basic smilie (Japanese symbol) ;_; Crying smilie (Japanese symbol) @_@ Boggled eyes smilie, or glasses (Japanese symbol) (_o_) Kowtowing (bowing) person (Japanese symbol) ~\\ (^o^) /~/~ Octopus (Japanese symbol) (o|o) Ultraman (Japanese symbol) (Y)oYo(Y) Barutan, a monster from "Ultraman" (Japanese symbol) *^_^* Blushing smilie (Japanese symbol) Cute little girl ^_^;;; Embarassed smilie; cold sweat (Japanese symbol) ^^;;; Embarassed smilie; cold sweat (Japanese symbol) |-| User is asleep (boredom) :-)x User wears a bow tie =:=| User is a priest *) Mutant smiley Here's Thor Hi-y'all. ]B=8} Dragon smiley User is a dragon `@_____ User is writing about snail mail `\=o-o=/' User wears eye glasses ())=( User is drinking wine <0__/\__/\_ User is a worm ( o ) ( o ) User has big hooters (o)(o) User has big boobs >[]I User is watching television :^X^C User is an emacs user saying "How do I get out of this damn vi editor?" (OO) User is mooning you (sideways) )*( User is an asshole (sideways) oo---oo-Bo User is a truck driver i-=<*** User is applying flame thrower ~~~c___ User is at the beach ,,,^..^,,, User is a cat peeking over a fence (sideways) ~M`'~ User is camel (sideways) `AR~ Baby elephant (sideways) (^o^) User is joyously singing (sideways) (^.^)/ User is waving hello (sideways, Japanese style) (;.;)/~ User is waving goodbye (sideways, Japanese style) (>_<) User is furious (sideways) User is hurt (Japanese style) (=_=)~ User is sleepy (sideways, Japanese style) {{(>_<)}} User is cold (sideways, Japanese style) @L@ User has spent too many hours at terminal ` ' User is a cat (at night) (sideways) (*_*) User is in love (sideways) ($_$) User is being greedy (sideways) (x_x) User is dead (sideways) (u_u) User is sleeping (sideways) (OvO) User is an owl (sideways) (g_g) User is sleepy #!^~/ User is kissing and wears shades (profile) * User is happy (3/4 view) /\/:/\ User is the Mummy (Z(:^P User is Napoleon :-8p User is Dizzy Gillespie (puffed cheeks and trumpet) IIIIII8^)X User is The Cat in the Hat `,`,`,`,`:| User is a Mrs. Frankenstein (:-O ==> User is Rush Limbaugh (note loud tie) =[8]-O User is Spaceman Spiff preparing to land C8<] User is Darth Vader [:=I] User is Frankenstein (>:^F) User is Count Dracula =|B-{|### User is from ZZ Top (8=X User is Death (Mr. Death to you) (skull & X bones) (|-( User is "Good Grief!" User is (Charlie Brown?) 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Hook spying at the wall __m_oo__ One-handed spying at the wall &-r Tearful user sticking tongue out <8-* Surprised user eating something bitter (Bo/ Egg-head-skeptical user using glasses {:0 Orator user wearing a toupee }::-? User wearing a toupee in a updraft, using normal glasses and smoking a pipe B:*/ Drunk-undecided user with sunglasses on head *^O Crazy-big-mouth user OOOO-{I Marge Simpson-crazy user using a mustache <:@0 Pig-nose-orator user. <8-~) Swimmer user with a cold and smiling >|*b Drunk user pointing the tongue out @0-( Scuba-diver-sad user wearing a turban (:-~I Egg-head user with a cold (B:o# Egg-head user with sunglasses on head and wearing braces *.-) One-eye-only user smiling ~~0{ Scuba-diver user using a mustache and burning <:-} Happy user OOOOBc~ Marge Simpson-unhappy user using glasses and drooling OOOO:@[ Pig-nose-Marge Simpson-vampire user (8*< Egg-head-swimmer-drunk-mad user O 8) Angel user wearing sunglasses and smiling <;-{( Sad user crying and using a mustache *!#^!*|o# Schizophrenic user wearing braces <0*c Cyclops-drunk-unhappy user ~~:-w User burning and speaking with forked tongue +-8-( Religious-sad user wearing sunglasses <:-@ 8- Male user screaming [B-~[ Vampire user using a walkman, using glasses and with a cold *!#^!*,-{\ Schizophrenic-one-winking-eye-only-undecided user using a mustache <:-) >- Female user smiling *( Crazy user frowning >8-< Devilish-surprised-mad user ::-{} User using normal glasses and wearing lipstick +-B:p Religious user with sunglasses on head and pointing the tongue out }0*O Cyclops-drunk-big-mouth user wearing a toupee in a updraft +-:-/ Religious-undecided user @::-x User wearing a turban, using normal glasses and kissing 3:) Pet user smiling *!#^!*:@[ Pig-nose-schizoprenic-vampire user @,^V One-winking-eye-only user wearing a turban and shouting :*(@) Drunk user shouting <.(@) One-eye-only user shouting <8-{D Happy user wearing sunglasses and using a mustache |-~b User with a cold and pointing the tongue out *!#^!*|oO Schizophrenic-big-mouth user snoring @8[ Surprised-vampire user wearing a turban <:) User smiling <&-I Fool-tearful user A fish. (?) >-",",","-)D> A fish. (?) __/\o_ A swimmer. (?) A caterpiller. (?) /\o/\ A spider. (?) /\_/\ A mountain range. (?) ^+^ Sideways Smiley Variation (?) \,/ A grin. (?) /'\ A mountain. (?) /~'v'~\ Girl with pigtails. (?) (~v~) Sideways Smiley Variation (?) =^.^= A cat smiley. (?) -,- Sleepy smiley. (?) -.- Sleepy smiley. (?) \/ A grin. (?) (^_^) Ear to ear smile Asian smiley ~=o oOo oOo o@=< (?) ooo O\O ooo KILROY! ooo *\* ooo Maybe; (probably needs a wall) __m_(OuO)_m__ With a wall. (some tty has nice 0's) --ooo-------ooo-- Hanged at the other side of the wall ... c=: Phallus C===: XXL size c=. Phallus of a Cyclop =: Eunuch's phallus c=; Eunuch's phallus with a crushed testicle c=//=: Bobbit Phallus c=#=: Bobbit Phallus after operation. c=:: Four-engined ~: Child ,: Powerless |I| Frontside |.| Powerless in frontside c=3 In abstinence for a while c=B Clergyman (y) Pubis 8x Scissors (8x) Bobbit`s wife {y} Old pubis [y] Military pubis ((Y)) Fat lady (((Y))) Very fat lady (..(Y)..) More fat isn`t possible (x(Y)) X weighted lady (in Kg) (x) Gay =r) Big nose smiley =o) Big nose smiley (==) Kosh from Babylon 5 Cotton reel [-:-) Garibaldi from Babylon 5 ("Male pattern baldness") (o:-) Sinclair from Babylon 5 ("hole in your mind") { :-) Minbari from Babylon 5 &:-)> Narn from Babylon 5 {8-> Bart Simpson {8-* Maggie Simpson {8-) Lisa Simpson =O) Stimpy >>>>X-O>>>> Roadkill Smiley ///:-) "Nest" haircut <:3 )~~~~ Mouse <:3 Rat/Mouse/Ferret :I) Smiley with septum pierce (flesh of nose between nostrils) (^-^) Smile <^O^> Laughing loudly (@_@) Stunned (o_o) Shocked m(_ _)m Deep bow used for apologizing or expressing thanks O_O Shocked (Japanese style) ^_- Winking (Japanese style) ^_~ Winking 2 (Japanese style) \ ^_^ / Joyful! (Japanese style) \(^o^\)(/^.^)/ Happy! (Japanese style) (*^_^*) Shy! (Japanese style) /.#( Adolf Hitler :-) >=> Smiley reading a book vH) Here's a drakkar (Viking longboat?). v##) Here's a largish boat with more sails than a schooner. v+)____, Here's a boat weighing anchor. Hmmm... .5 tons. <) Here's a house boat. v-| Here's my life raft. *<|<|<|= A Christmas tree. *%) A punk after the big booze. *8D A punk wearing glasses. ______2_2222_________ Ducks spying at the wall. _________@@__________ Imperial AT-AT spying over the wall of the Hoth rebel base (pun intended). _________0-n_________________ Key forgotten for someone that was spying at this wall. __________p^o_________ One-armed person using a binocular for spying at the wall, being far away. <+|:') The pope <+|:'@=== The vomiting pope /:-=( Adolf Hitler (=(:->* Uncle Sam ((:- =)X Charlie Chaplin : - = Hitler (-|---( : - ) The Pope [ : ] Frankenstien \|:// George Bush ]:)|--< I am the king *|:^)(.)(...) Snowman :-) -: Smilie with an erection. :-) 8 - Female. :-| 8( )- Pregnant Female. :-( :- Impotent (Or let down). :-) -8 Blue balls. ;-) o===8 Braggart. :-\ 8o After a cold shower. ;-) ===8 Circumcised. :-) -^-: In need of some corrective surgery. :-) :-... Taking a leak. :-} -oo-: Taking matters into hand. :-o ^^^^: After zipping up fly too fast. :-( : - You call those breasts? I've seen bigger lumps in oatmeal! :-0===8 Oh yeah? I bet that you... >]} A dragon wearing sunglasses 87) Cartoon character with a long nose and happy.. ~87( Cartoon character unhappy that he has only one hair on his head %87) Cartoon character happy he has his curly hair 87D Cartoon character with a long nose.. and VERY happy 87P O>w Cartoon character enjoying eating his ice cream cone 87P`` O>w Cartoon character REALLY enjoying eating his ice cream cone with drops of saliva dripping *smile*.. <:-EXB Vampirella :p :q :d :b :D User is licking his lips (sequence) |^) Chink smiley face (oj Smiley scuba diver with snorkel q;| Mean baseball-cap wearing Smiley x:<> Smiley Edd the Duck #/\/:) Smiley with cantilevered toupe }:8 Far Side cow smiley ~(:) Smiley playing at being an Indian <|) Chinese smiley #(: Left-handed user wearing a goatee Left-handed user has a really bad tie on :)> Basic goatee smiley <(: Basic goatee smiley (left-handed) :))) User is real fat :-) A guy with a bad tie on <\\\\>(-: A left-handed guy with a bad tie on >-COD User is "floundering" for something to say ___(member '(A B C D 1 (A B)) A)___ LISP code spying at the wall. (but it returns `t') *<|B-3D>---|E Santa Claus (?) =B-) User with spiked hair and sunglasses, smiling =B-( User with spiked hair and sunglasses, frowning )-: Bass-Ackwards smiley. Left-handed frowning smiley. o:-) Smiley with bullet hole in head (a.k.a. Dain-Bramaged Smiley) [*>-] Philippine Flag o>-<|= For messages of interest only to women. ~= A candle, to annotate flaming messages. >:-* Angry @=) Dan Quayle smiley @@@:) Marge Simpson smiley :| Data Smiley v) Star Trek "The Traveler" Smiley @:O Mr. Bill smiley -(:-) German soldier from WWI |^j Profile, smiling, wearing those long, rectangular sunglasses thingies. /O\ User is ducking. /oo\ Male user cringing from an (expected) below the belt blow. .^, Looking Sideways/Happy :-L Blank with cigarette or pipe =-o Surprised <=-O Frightened/Scared =-<> Mouth Gaped Open/Awe Struck )|-[ Tired and Grumpy and Very Unhappy. (]:-) Happy in Soldier Hat or Gung Ho $-> Happily Excited or With Greedy Selfish Tone |-o Squinting while Talking :-|, Quiet/Hushed/Not Talking/Zipped Shut %+\ Messed Up/Spaced Out/Effected/Scrambled/Out-To-Lunch |-.zzzzzzzzzz Snoozing/Snorring/Sleeping Deeply/Knocked-Out (c: Smiley with big nose, seen from left (?) (c:) Bald smiley with big nose, seen from left (?) >^..^< Kitten _./// Echinda <-) Sail boat ===========:::? A cigarette =<:o) Bert from Sesame Street {=:{) A chef. ==== > Pencil (]====[) Dumb-bell ====[] Mallet .,*~`~*,..,*~`~*,..@ Worm . . . @ Snail o-(:-) A Moogle's head |=====(MHV)=====| A Pro-Wrestling Title >P-( Angry cyclops <(|-B Silly! 0))__)> Pencil ^^^^^U^^^U^=___ Alligator 8//=/\-, Two people having sex 8//=\/-' Two people having sex /\^.^/\ Woman lying on her back @:-7 Elvis 5:-7 Elvis &:-? Elvis _\|/_ Sunset ~Y~ ^Y^ `Y' Trees _/^\/^\_ Mountains _/^\/^\__`Y'_~Y~_iii.._\|/_..iii_~Y~_`Y'__/^\/^\_ Sunset in the mountains _/^\/^\`Y'~Y~iii.._\|/_..iii~Y~`Y'/^\/^\_ Sunset in the mountains _/\, Inch worm ):8 A longhorn |-o| Tie Bomber |o| Tie Fighter (o) Tie Interceptor T_,--- Starship (-|-) Terrok Nor (DS9) -<-0 Licking Smiley with partner :-)/ >0<0 Licking Smiley with fat partner :-)/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Smiley with extendo froggie tongue for long distance licking :-)/\/\/\/\/\/\/>-<-0 Smiley licking a partner who is far away :-)/\(-: Two people swapping spit (tongue wrestling) :-}====8 User is giving or receiving oral sex (: Smile _--_ Hat _/\_ Another hat /. .\ A person looking the edge -|------- Sword -------|- Sword -+ Small sword +- Small sword __~~~~~~__ Another hat (_|_) An ass (:> Smiling ',:@ ) Dog Harold the not-pig }"{ Butterfly & Duck < > < Fish hTd Chairs and table :O) User has a really big nose :o)_~~ User smoking a cigarette :OXO: Big red kiss, never separated 3=8 A BF'ing =:-)= Punk rocker with a goatee ;-'] Cold [(:-)](:-( A toupee and it's windy =]:-)= Uncle Sam :' ( Crying -) Cross-eyed ====|:-)= Abe Lincoln ------(:-) Really tall mohawk #-| Dazed and confused :-<) Happy moustache man ..-] One-eyed smiley :-)... Drool :-*) Mustache variation B-)** Wearing glasses and a beard B-C==< Playing clarinet ooP< Bull Dossier HHooHHHooHH-oob Mack Truck (\):-) Turbine O=8-) Baker O:) Angel ]:> Devil }:> Devil Devilish grin =:-() Scared [:-|] I'm a robot (:\/ I'm a duck :-)=== I'm a giraffe :-} -oo-: Taking matters into hand ;-) ===8 Circumcised __m_oooo_m__ Yet another Siamese Twins spying at the wall (~)3 Beer 7:)+)3 Man with hair, sparkling smile, and chin \_/ Mixed drink :)_______O Drooling man => Interested smiley =8-O Frightened smiley :{ Mustache smiley ==|:-) Abraham Lincoln >:} Evil smiley }:K Vampire smiley }:( The devil :T Depressed smiley S:>B Preppy smiley SB-) Elvis with his hair and shades d:) Little boy with his little hat :// Smiley with its mouth taped shut O?? Boxer I challenge you! [O] Macho man {O} Old macho man }:-> Devilish grin @@@@@@@@@@:) Marge Simpson &:; Elvis ==:< Rabbit O-|-< Person ready for a hug (mini whole body) >B-{ Dr. Clayton Forrester (from MST3K) @:o TV's Frank (from MST3K) ,[]= Cambot (from MST3K) O^=| Tom Servo (from MST3K) *;-o Joel Robinson (from MST3K) }8^) Mike Nelson (from MST3K) #8() Crow T. Robot (from MST3K) o()= Gypsy (from MST3K) }B-D Really Cool kid with shades and big smile =)--- Sword -|---- Sword o=|=====> Sword o==|======- Sword ====K------- Sword ==)---------- Sword >;< Butterfly >; Butterfly from the left side >Q< Fat butterfly >[]< "Butter"-fly ];[ Al Gore =;= Butterfly disguised as a dragonfly Dragonfly +;+ Butterfly with propellors o;o "Jet" butterfly ><; Confused butterfly *;* Butterfly with turbo propellors _._ Butterfly lying real still ^;^ Butterfly trying to be a bat Y;Y Butterfly with split ends &; Butterfly playing in yarn };{ Latest butterfly fashion (furled wings) *** Caterpillar O Cocoon `@;;;;;;;;;;; Caterpillar ,*' Bee -O Blackjack -|--- Dagger --=<> Club ----- Quarterstaff --------- Bo staff ===...=== Nunchuku -|===- Short sword -|====- Sword -|=====- Long sword ---|=== Bastard sword ----)==== Great sword .--^--. Short bow .---^---. Long bow >>----> Arrow/Dart -==|)- Crossbow ----> Bolts ----## Mace ----* Morning star ==...* Mace and chain ----][ War hammer --==8 Battle axe ---v Throwing axe --------{} Pole arm ------> Spear ==----------- Whip [*] Lantern ====**:. Torch [#] Mirror ---9 Small hammer [0] Tinder box .....+ Holy symbol %^) Goofy grin or smile (profile) %-) Someone slightly stunned and smiling ]:( Spanish Civil Guard <)OO__ Mouse __(2,C> Mouse <:3 )-- Mouse ----{,_,"> Mouse <",_,}-._ Mouse =8-@ Horrified smilie |-X Ex-smilie or dead smilie =:~) Boxer smilie (or Peloduro) -): Le smilie d'Avignon ) Cheshire smilie ('v') Smiley (?) \`v'/ Smiley (?) <~_~> Smiley (?) <-_-> Sleepy smiley (?) <-.-> Sleepy smiley (?) <-.~> Winking smiley (?) [^_^] Smiley (?) <^_^> Chinese smiley (?) (^.^) Smiley (?) (^v^) Smiley (?) (^|^) Smiley (?) ---(8:> Mouse --(_~:> Mouse <:~_)-- Mouse B}:3 Bunny smiley [:) Frankenstein #:) Matted hair 1 X:) Matted hair 2 H:) Matted hair 3 /:> Punk (:->) Really posh @:) Turban :0 Baby's first two teeth D-) Cyclops <-:p Kid wearing baseball cap {:) Man with pimple on head (:0) Baby with first two teeth (:=FE) Man sticking out tongue [:>) Frankenstein (:>} Man with pointy chin T H E E N D ! Some of the original compilers, collectors, contributors, artists, etc. of smileys and other 1-line symbols include: Josh Mandel, James Bach, Joan Friedman, Sally Neuman, Neil Rubenking, Orville Fudpucker, Dave Konkel, David W. Sanderson, Kevin Johnson, Reinder Verlinde, Craig H. Rettig, Joshua Bell, Corwyn Miyagishima, Paal D. Ekran, Ric Hotchkiss, Matthew Marshall, Klaus Steding-Jessen, Dan Gervais, Li Sun, Sean Lambert, Lorenzo Patocchi, Michael Zecca, J.T. Barber, Rod Cox, Robert Brandon, W. Bumgardner, Blukmar, Lisa Jenkins, John Shull, John Garwood, Richard Gosnay, and the many, many others who have undoubtedly contributed to the lists of smileys and other 1-line symbols that have gone into this compilation. Many thanks to all of you without whom this file wouldn't exist. Disclaimer: Please note that I am only the compiler of this list, NOT the creator. I merely compiled all of the available smileys and other 1-line symbols together without changing the drawings or descriptions. (Well, I made the Christmas tree and the person ready for a hug.) I am not responsible for the accuracy of the drawings or the appropriateness of their interpretations. If you find any of the material contained here offensive or inappropriate, do not blame me -- none of it is my creation (except for the Christmas tree and hugging person mentioned before). However, there have been some cases where a smiley has come without a definition, so for them I added one that seemed appropriate. But, since I did not create the smileys, I don't know if the descriptions I have added are accurate. My added descriptions are designated with a (?) after it and are currently somewhere around 200 smileys or more from the end of the list; I lost count some time ago. You'll also notice that some smileys only have definitions of "what?" or something similar. I just haven't thought up something to go with them yet. If you do, let me know. _________________________________________________________________ James Marshall marshall@astro.umd.edu This page (not necessarily the list) was last updated on September 21, 1996. File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dog.txt From - Sat Nov 30 22:23:05 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Sig size dogs Date: 30 Nov 1996 18:29:30 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.13) Lines: 31 Message-ID: <19961130183100.NAA28797@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article , Marcus Chua writes: > >I'm looking for sig size dogs/puppies. Here is my version: .-._ {_}^ )o {\________//~` ( ) /||~~~~~||\ jgs |_\\_ \\_\_ "' ""' ""'"' -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dirtyoldman.txt From - Sun Feb 16 13:15:47 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.radio.cz!CESspool!hammer.uoregon.edu!news-xfer.netaxs.com!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!news.flint.umich.edu!news.gmi.edu!msunews!harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au!news.uwa.edu.au!alpha8.curtin.edu.au!usenet From: edias@cc.curtin.edu.au Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Dirty old man Date: Sat, 15 Feb 97 11:47:33 +800 Organization: Curtin University Lines: 40 Message-ID: <5e3bi9$k5u@alpha8.curtin.edu.au> References: <32F69550.6432@odyssey.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: alpha7.curtin.edu.au Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11625 , Planer wrote: >> Does anyone remember the "dirty old man" who's back is to you and he >> has his overcoat open? If anyone has it handy, could you please e-mail >> it to me? >> Planer I dont really know the one you mean, but here is my attempt ;) .'"". c' )"/ _____ _>__/_ ______ /.. .'` `'. .':B 8; ' . . ' .'| \ '...'\ __ / '..' _/ | : _ _:_ / \ ( ) / \_ .' ' : __/ \_:_ __/ snd //:____/\\ __|/ |/__ ;_._) (,__; , , / \/ \ (/ //_ \_ .-._ \|| . \ \ '-._ _,:__.-"/---\_ \ ______/___ '. .--------------------'~-'--.)__( , )\ \ `'--.___ _\ / | Shanaka Dias ,' \)|\ `\| /_.-' _\ \ _:,_ Curtin University " || ( .'__ _.' \'-/,`-~` Western Australia |/ '. ___.> /=,| | / .-'/_ ) |email: edias@alpha1.curtin.edu.au| snd )' ( /(/ |_________________________________| \\ " '==' http:\\www.ece.curtin.edu.au\~shanaka File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbneveraskmeformyname.txt Subject: Frogstein and Birdstein, Never Ever Ask Me For My Name Date: Thu, 16 Jan 1997 17:55:49 -0500 From: Peter Kwa Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Hi list, I hope you will enjoy this variation of ... oh well, I won't divulge anything, I don't want to rob you of your viewing pleasure. I made considerable revisions and improvements to some of the comic strips in the "Frogstein and Birdstein" collection that I posted on my webpage, so be sure to visit it! http://members.aol.com/petecasso/welcome.html Pete Casso 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60W63 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, Never Ever Ask Me For My Name 03 04 by Pete Casso 970115 04 05 05 06 I will marry you Princess Birdstein ... 06 07 But never ever ask me for my name ... 07 08 / _ 08 09 .oo <" ) 09 10 ( -) <( <) 10 11 " " ^^ 11 12 12 13 Are you Prince Frogstein? 13 14 / 14 15 _ 15 16 .oo <" ) 16 17 ( -) <( <) 17 18 " " ^^ 18 19 19 20 20 21 .( * . _ ?! 21 22 .* . ) . <" ) 22 23 . . POOF . * <( <) 23 24 '* . ( . ' ^^ 24 25 25 26 26 27 ,, .( * . 27 28 !? .@@ .* . ) . 28 29 ( O) . . POOF . * 29 30 " " '* . ( . ' 30 31 31 32 32 33 See what you did to yourself! 33 34 / 34 35 .oo oo. ?! 35 36 ( -) (- ) 36 37 " " " " 37 38WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60W63 File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dom_perignon.txt Subject: spunk1111: Dom Perignon Date: Wed, 15 Jan 1997 16:32:15 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com To: ekveland@online.no --------- Begin forwarded message ---------- From: spunk1111 To: wigwam@rednecks.com Subject: Dom Perignon Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 16:09:16 PST Message-ID: <19970114.162607.6679.5.spunk1111@juno.com> *o*o*o*o*o*o __o_oo_o_o ( ) | | |________| | __ | | / \ | | \__/ | | 1963 | | | | | |________| |********| |********| |********| |********| /**********\ /************\ /**************\ /****************\ /******************\ |******************| |******************| |==================| | | | DOM | | PERIGNON | | vintage | | 1963 | | | | | |==================| |******************| |******************| |******************| |******************| \****************/ ================ --------- End forwarded message ---------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/handplanet.txt From - Wed Dec 4 17:52:41 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!newspump.sol.net!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Hand and Planet request Date: Wed, 04 Dec 1996 16:30:42 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 53 Message-ID: <32A59922.56CE@wing.rug.nl> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: wing2.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) To: "Tushar N. Dadarwala" Tushar N. Dadarwala wrote: > > Hi, > Can any one make an ascii of a hand holding a earth or a ball? > If so, please post it. Thanks. The fingers should be holding it, not > cupping the ball. > Here's my try at it: ,-'"";`- ,<""\oO\|*(`. / | "/ ;/_\ ( \ ,-' `;--) |; |(_' ( | ( | \ `-.) \ | / / ||\ / /| ||').:___,-(`| \\ \ / | \\ `. ,' | `\ `-' | `. \ `. | -shimrod \ | And here's a variation: ,-'""`-. ,'<""\o:O\:. / \ `-: [\ ( | ,-' ,-) | ; )(_` ( | ( | ) `-) \ | / / `. |/ ,' `-.,.,-' || /)|__ \ |||| \ | -shimrod\ / -- ,/ * ,-. , , , , , ,-. ,-. ,-. _,'/_ | ( ` | | | |\ /| | ) / \ | \ `(")' ,'/ `-. |--| | | \/ | |-< | | | | _ _,-H-./ / . ) | | | | | | | \ / | / \_\_\. / `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ` `-' `-' /" / \ \ Herman Hiddema _/ / \ \_ mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl \_.'( ) (`._/ http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod ) ( contains: ascii-art, games, mpegs ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/horse.txt From - Wed Nov 20 23:41:25 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!EU.net!usenet2.news.uk.psi.net!uknet!usenet1.news.uk.psi.net!uknet!psinntp!psinntp!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Horses! Date: 20 Nov 1996 21:03:59 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.13) Lines: 59 Message-ID: <19961120210600.QAA22741@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <6LAcbie6ocB@p0000069.tindrum.oche.de> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Here are my horses from my webpage: >> horse << 10/96 _(\_/) ,((((^`\ (((( (6 \ ,((((( , \ ,,,_ ,((((( /"._ ,`, ((((\\ ,... ,(((( / `-.-' ))) ;' `"'"'""(((( ( ((( / ((( \ )) | | (( | . ' | )) \ _ ' `t ,.') ( | y;- -,-""'"-.\ \/ ) / ./ ) / `\ \ |./ ( ( / /' || \\ //'| jgs || \\ _//'|| || )) |_/ || \_\ |_/ || `'" \_\ `'" @@ horse head @@ 11/96 ~~%%%%%%%%_,_, ~~%%%%%%%%%-"/./ ~~%%%%%%%-' / `. ~~%%%%%%%%' . ,__; ~~%%%%%%%%' : \O\ ~~%%%%%%%%' : `. ~~%%%%%%%%' `. _, ' ~~%%%%%%%%' .'`-._ `. ~~%%%%%%%%%' : `-. (,; ~~%%%%%%%%' : `._\_.' ~~%%jgs%%' ; -joan -- /\,%,_ \%%%/,\ .-"%%|//% _.' .-" /%%% joan stark _.-'_.-" 0) \%%% /.\.' \%%% spunk1111@juno.com \ / _, %%% `"---"~`\ _,*'\%%' _,--""""-,%%, )*^ `""~~` \%%%, _/ \%%% _.-`/ |%%,___ _.-" / , , ,|%% .`\ /\ / / `\ \%' \ / \ \ _,/ /`~-._ _,`\ \`""~~` `"` /-.,_ /' `~"----"~ `\ \ jgs \___,' \.-"`/ `--' ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/apple2.txt Subject: that apple... Date: Sat, 19 Oct 1996 13:10:14 PST From: joan stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Hi all.... I still have that apple on my mind and on my notepad.... Here it is again! ** worm in apple ** 10/96 . .OO .OOOO .OOOO' OOOO' .-~~~~-. OOO' / (o)(o) .OOOOOO `O .OOOOOOO. / .. | .OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO/\ \____/ .OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO/ \\ ,\_/ .OOOOOOO%%OOOOOOOOOOOOO(#/\ /. .OOOOOO%%%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\ \\ \/OO. .OOOOO%%%%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\ \/OOOO. OOOOO%%%%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\_\/\OOOOO OOOOO%%%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\###)OOOO OOOOOO%%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO `OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' .-~~\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' / _/ `\(#\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' / / \ / `~~\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' |/' `\// \\ \OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' `-.__\_,\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' jgs `OO\#)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' `OOOOOOOOO''OOOOOOOOO' `""""""' `""""""' -joan -- \___ \_, ___\_ | __, .'.--. ```-./ `....--'.'''.-p./ ...always buzzin'! ({{ }<=-= ( < .''''--.`...'-b`\ spunk1111@juno.com jgs `._____...-'\__ ___/ _| ` / / ` ASCII-ART GALLERY: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ ---> updated 10/18 <--- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/apples.txt Subject: Re: REQ: The apple logo Date: Thu, 17 Oct 1996 13:10:40 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no CC: asciiart@lsv.uky.edu References: <199610171250.OAA00611@fronsac.europe.vlsi.com>      <32663CE0.6197@online.no> Hi Grim and Mike...and all I saw an ad for Apple in a magazine and thought I would give your apple logo a whirl through my notepad... It's true that circles are a pain in ascii. But the Apple logo isn't an exact circle. This is what I came up with: .:' __ :'__ .'` `-' ``. : : : : : : jgs `.__.-.__.' Then with the bite taken out: .:' __ :'__ .'` `-' ``. : .-' : : : `-; jgs `.__.-.__.' The advertisement showed the apple divided into horizontal stripes of rainbow colors... .:' __ :'__ .'`__`-'__``. :__________.-' :_________: :_________`-; jgs `.__.-.__.' That's the best I can do on those stripes... I like Mike's little ones... those are cute! -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ On Thu, 17 Oct 1996 16:04:16 +0200 Grim writes: >Hello again Mike! > _ > __('__ <- new leaf ! > ,' `. >| .-' >| | >| `-, > `.______/ >> Yes, I know, it's very difficult to draw a circle in ascii... > >Yeah, I know too.. > >>> It doesn't matter if you make it somewhat bigger. >> >> I don't like "big" drawings (except if there are a lot of >details)... >> I even managed to draw a smaller one !!! >> , >> (c <- Look, it's here !!! (c)Mike'96 > >*LOL* > >> It is less square, isn't it ? ;-) > >Sure is!¡! > >> BTW, I also managed to draw VLSI's logo in 1 line !!! >> >> (`) <- Look, it's here !!! > >I like your sence of humour ;) > >Anybody else wanna try drawing the Apple(R) logo? >Bye for now! > ,------. > | MOO! | ((__)) > `-----(_ (00) Greetings from my tent... > +------nn--(o__o)--nn------------------------+ > / ..._______________________________ ___ /|\ > / ..._____ ____/__ __ \___ _/__ |/ / / | \ > / ..._____ / __ __ /_/ /__ / __ /|_/ / / | \ > / ..._____/ /_/ / _ _, _/__/ / _ / / / / | \ > / ...______\____/ /_/ |_| /___/ /_/ /_/ / | \ >+--------------------------------------------+-----+-----+ >Tent- mail: mailto:ekveland@online.no >Homepage:http://home.sol.no/kseide/ >Webchat:http://www.everyday.no/cgi-bin/webchat/webchat/ > File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/jollyroger2.txt From - Mon Apr 7 21:02:15 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!ott.istar!istar!news.istar.net!n4tor.istar!istar!news.istar.net!news3.idirect.com!island.idirect.com!accordnet19.idirect.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca (llizard) Subject: Re: Request : Pitares ! Argggh! Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=US-ASCII MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.8 (x86 32bit) X-Newsmaster: Laszlo Herczeg (las@idirect.com) Lines: 42 Organization: zone 5 (or is it 6A?) X-Client-Port: 1825 Message-ID: <33482b3d.0@island.idirect.com> References: <3345260E.2E96@bell.mma.edu> <33467318.0@lagoon.idirect.com> X-Nntp-Posting-Host: island.idirect.com Date: 6 Apr 97 23:03:18 UTC Lines: 42 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13850 In article <33467318.0@lagoon.idirect.com>, cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca says... > >In article <3345260E.2E96@bell.mma.edu>, scampbel@bell.mma.edu says... >> >>I am looking for any ascii symbols relating to piracy...especially >>symbols that I could use as a signature file. >> >>-Patch > >I presume you mean "Pirates ! Argggh!" Shiver me timbers! I posted without checking for errors. Here is the corrected Jolly Roger: ___________ ____________)%%%%%%%%%%/ /%%%%%%%%%%%/%{}%%%%%%%/ /{}%%%%%%%%%/%/%%%%%%%%/ /%%\% _---_%/\/%%%%%%%%/ /%%%%\/ /)|%%%%%%%%/ /%%%%%|() (/ /%%%%%%%%/ /%%%%%%%\ + /HH%%\%%%%%/ /%%%%%%%/%HH/_/%%%%\%%%/ ejm97 /%%%%%%%/%%\/%%%%%%%{}%/ /%%%%%%{}%%%/%%%%%%%%%%/ /%%%%%%%%%%%/ / / / / NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- <@. Arrr, (\ ,^ me -----%^^")^^^^^^^^^^^^ (that's supposed to be Hearties!!! / " " a parrot on my shoulder) / llizard aka ejm cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/jollyrogers.txt From - Sun Apr 6 13:35:28 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.radio.cz!CESspool!hammer.uoregon.edu!zephyr.texoma.net!news.spinne.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Request : Pitares ! Argggh! Date: 6 Apr 1997 02:09:40 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 50 Message-ID: <19970406020900.VAA15958@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <3345260E.2E96@bell.mma.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13808 In article <3345260E.2E96@bell.mma.edu>, scampbel@bell.mma.edu writes: >I am looking for any ascii symbols relating to piracy ___ \_/ |._ |'."-._.-""--.-"-.__.-'/ | \ .-. ( | | (@.@) ) | | '=.|m|.=' / jgs | / .='`"``=. / |.' ( |.-"-.__.-""-.__.-"-.) | | | .=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-. | ______ | | .-" "-. | | / \ | | _ | | _ | | ( \ |, .-. .-. ,| / ) | | > "=._ | )(__/ \__)( | _.=" < | | (_/"=._"=._ |/ /\ \| _.="_.="\_) | | "=._"(_ ^^ _)"_.=" | | "=\__|IIIIII|__/=" | | _.="| \IIIIII/ |"=._ | | _ _.="_.="\ /"=._"=._ _ | | ( \_.="_.=" `--------` "=._"=._/ ) | | > _.=" "=._ < | | (_/ jgs \_) | | | '-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=' I'm working on a pirate now... hehe -joan -- ______ .-" "-. / \ | | joan stark |, .-. .-. ,| spunk1111@juno.com /\ | )(__/ \__)( | _ \/ |/ /\ \| \_\/ (_ ^^ _) .-==/~\ jgs___/_,__,_\__|IIIIII|__/__)/ /{~}} ---,---,---|-\IIIIII/-|---,\'-' {{~} \ / '-==\}/ ASCII ART: `--------` http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dragon3.txt Subject: Submissions: Dragon Date: Tue, 01 Jan 1980 06:08:14 -0500 From: AFox Reply-To: jpimble@clam.rutgers.edu Organization: If I Follow You Home, Will You...? To: ekveland@online.no Hello there! I have a couple submissions for your wonderful web page. I've found some very enjoyable stuff on here, so I figured I'd contribute my own art for you to put up if you want to. Tell me what you think too! This first one is a pic of a dragon character I had on a MUCK. I did this by scanning in a B&W outline, converting it using GIF2ASC, then hand-editing it a lot for a clear-look. ;,,, ;,:: :: ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ;;; ; ; ; ;;;; + ; ;;;: ; :;; ,+:;;,,, ,, ; +::, = ;;...,,: ; ; ,,: ..,,; ; ) ( ' ) ,,,,,,++ ;; + : ;.; =, ; ,; :;::::,, = ;,,; ,:;;;;;;;,, ,,,,,+=::, ::, , ,,,,: ;;,,,,, := .. .:.;.::: ,,,;##;; :+):: :,, :; ,,,, )##+;; ,::,,, :; ;###; ; ,;;, ,,+ ...::,,:: ;###; : ;; ,= ;####; : ,;;, :, ;####, ,;;; ;###: ,;;;, :##, :; - Windsinger File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dance.txt From - Wed Dec 4 17:57:03 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!uunet!in3.uu.net!204.191.64.102!news3.idirect.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca (llizard) Subject: Re: REQ: Sig size dance couple (collection?) Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.6 X-Newsmaster: Laszlo Herczeg (las@idirect.com) X-Client-Port: 1832 Message-ID: References: <581u40$65r@nz12.rz.uni-karlsruhe.de> X-Nntp-Posting-Host: fatenet6.idirect.com Date: 4 Dec 96 13:51:04 UTC Lines: 35 In article <581u40$65r@nz12.rz.uni-karlsruhe.de>, s_athen@ira.uka.deÜ says... >I'm looking for a couple doing a standard dance (like Waltz, Tango >and so on) to include in my .sig. > >Thank you in advance! Juergen. Here are some dancers I drew ~o__O ~o__O ~o O__. |vV| |vV| \-+-' /] | /] | /%\|\ ejm 96 /| |\ /| /| |/|/ (o~ O_) ~o O ~o O ~o O |\/\/| <|\/\/|> <|\/\/|> <|\/\/|> /%> |> /%\ <| /%\ | /%\ | | | |\ |` |\ |\ |\ /| ~o O ~o O |vV| <|\/ \/|> /| | /%\ | / ] |\ |\ /| / | | \ / | \ \ If you decide to use them, please include my initials with whichever one(s) you choose. Thanks. -- ,^ ===%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ " " llizard aka ejm File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cows1.txt From - Fri Feb 21 22:50:19 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!xemu.demon.co.uk!xemu.demon.co.uk!dave From: Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: cows Date: Thu, 20 Feb 1997 18:47:27 +0000 Organization: 1st Canine Chapel of Bob Dobbs Dog (Church of the SubGenius) Distribution: world Message-ID: References: <330BFA0E.E06@colrain.williams.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk X-NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 X-Newsreader: Turnpike Version 3.01 Lines: 106 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11886 In article <330BFA0E.E06@colrain.williams.edu>, "John K. Finkbeiner" <00jkf@colrain.williams.edu> writes >if anyone has any cows of ANY size I'd love it if you could send them to >me by direct email... 00jkf@colrain.williams.edu We're trying to put >together a .signature and .plan file for a UNIX account and need some >choices. Credit will, of course, be given to the author. Any help would >be greatly appreciated. > >Also, are there any known sites dedicated to cow ASCII art? Yes, but I can't remember the URLs :-(. (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (@@)_____ (@@)_____ (@@)_____ (@@) (@@) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w £__) \ / e_\ * ww CCCCC OOOOO W W SSSSS C O O W W W S C O O W W W W SSSSS C O O WW WW S CCCCC OOOOO W W SSSSS (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (@@)_____ (OO)_____ (UU)_____ (XX) (/\) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w £__) \ / e_\ * ww Cow Wow...! Napping Dead Despairing (__) __ (__) (__) (__) (**)_____ /(--)\____ (¨¨)_____ (-@) (&&) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w £__) \ / e_\ * ww Sun-Glasses Old Sly Winking Redeyed (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (++)_____ (-+)_____ (@@)_____ (@@) (??) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (OO) /|\ (OO)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w £__) \ / e_\ * ww Witless Halfwitted Bull SittingBull Puzzled (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (%%)_____ ($$)_____ (==)_____ (@~) (@#) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w £__) \ / e_\ * ww Martian Cow? Money-mad Chinese Cow Wink#2 Black eye (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (##)_____ (!!)_____ (..)_____ (66) (@@) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w £__) \ / e_\ * ww Crazy Surprised Bored Staring Cow == (__) (__) (@@) XEMoo.moo.moo (@@) _____(oo) #--(oo)_____ /( / \ # / \ )\ * /_x \ / | \ / x_\ * '''''''''''ww'''''''''www.xemu.demon.co.uk/''''''''''ww''''''''''' == XEMoo ;|_/| ___________________ (__) )pp) ( I am still a cow ) o o o |UU| * _____ ( even when nobody ) #--(..)_____/ (( /('';, /';\ # (__is_observing_me__) /~~\.:' )==( * /_x ';\ / | \ ;/:' x_\ =(( H S '''''''''''ww''''www.xemu.demon.co.uk/index.html'''''ww'''''''''''''2 There are a couple more in XEMU'S ASCII ZOO on my website. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ /; ;\ -- Regards, __ \\____// XEMoo.Moo.Moo /{_\_/ \`'\_/__ (cow by P.Kistner \___ (o\ /o } ) ____________________________/ :--' ____________________ http:// www.demon.co.uk @@@ \_ `__\ ---[ now you've made me ] /castle/x/xemu.html^^^^^N.B. \___(o'o) [_really MAAAaadd!___] `====' File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/caduceus.txt From - Mon Mar 3 21:21:05 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!ais.net!ameritech.net!uunet!in2.uu.net!204.191.213.61!ott.istar!istar.net!tor.istar!east.istar!n4tor.istar!news3.idirect.com!lagoon.idirect.com!gloomnet17.idirect.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca (llizard) Subject: Re: the Caduceus Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=US-ASCII MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.8 (x86 32bit) X-Newsmaster: Laszlo Herczeg (las@idirect.com) Lines: 65 X-Client-Port: 1427 Message-ID: <331ae2b7.0@lagoon.idirect.com> X-Nntp-Posting-Host: lagoon.idirect.com Date: 3 Mar 97 14:42:59 UTC Lines: 65 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12276 On Sat, 1 Mar 1997 21:23:40 EST, NavyDoc wrote: > >I am looking for a good or decent ascii picture of the Caduceus, the >medical symbol on doctor's office doors or medical journals. Can anyone >provide me one or direct me to one? > >Thanks,NavyDoc (thuynh@opal.tufts.edu) > >p.s. if the Navalk anchor symbol and the caduceus can be combined >together, that would be great. Hmm, not an easy task you've set. Here is a simple anchor (How does a Navalk anchor differ?): o -+- | | ^ | ^ ejm97 \_|_/ As for the caduceus, well, here's an attempt anyway: _ _____ ( ) _____ vVVVVV\__|__/VVVVVv vVVVVVVvvv|vvvVVVVVVv vVVVV | VVVVv vVVV .=-< | >-=. VVVv vVV (____ |_____) VVv v (|) v (|) (|) (|) (|) '|` ejm97 | And not knowing anything about much, I presume that the combination you wanted might be something like this? _ _____ ( ) _____ vVVVVV\__|__/VVVVVv vVVVVVVvvv|vvvVVVVVVv vVVVV | VVVVv vVVV .=-< | >-=. VVVv vVV (____ |_____) VVv v (|) v (|) (|) (|) ^ (|) ^ \ '|` / \ | / ejm97 \_____/ \_____/ -- ,^ ===%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ " " llizard aka ejm cq547@torfree.net File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/aquatic_stuff.txt Subject: Aquatic stuff- more fish, sharks, whales, skin divers... Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 18:37:34 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <32936607.5232@online.no> .. .d$$. .ed$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ee.. . z$$$@$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$e...ee@ ee$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P****$$$$ ""*"*$$$$***"""" "*$e. ^"" _________ . . (.. \_ , |\ /| \ 0 \ /| \ \/ / \______ \/ | \ / vvvv\ \ | / | \^^^^ == \_/ | `\_ === \. | / /\_ \ / | |/ \_ \| / \________/snd .; .`;' . ` ;;' . ` ` ` ;;;' ` @ ;;; ` ;;; ` ;;;; ` ;;;;;. ` .;;;;;;**. ` ;`* .;;; `**. ` ;;`****. '*. '** ` ;;;;'****. . '****` ;;;;;`***. '*****` ;;;;;; `**. ` **` ;;;;;;; .* `*` ;;;;;;;; ` ;;;;;;;; ` ;;;;;;;; ` ;;;;;;; ` ;;;;;; . * ` ;;;; *** . ;; *** * * . ;; ** *** * ` .;; ** ** .****. * * * . * ^^ *'. * **** * * * **** *** * * *** *** * * ** ** * "Mystery is the key to enchantment" Armando Frazao ,d@@b, \. a.k.a. Seal ._.__._._@@@@@@__...__.._..___._. _) `----._ ._..__._._.__.___._._ -_-__-_- _.' e`.__ -_-__- _ ,-'..---~~~)/---'~~~ _- _ - '.,',',- ' l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt - -_ -_ - http://alfa.ist.utl.pt/~l33812 _ _.-~~.) _.--~~~~~---....__ .' . .,' ,'. . . . . . . . . .~- ._ ( ( .. .g. . . . . . . . . . .~-._ .~__.-~ ~`. . . . . . . . . . . -. `----..._ ~-=~~-. . . . . . . . ~-. ~-._ `-._ ~=_~~--. . . . . .~. | .~-.._ ~--._-. ~-. . . . ~-. \ .( ~~--.._~' `. . . . .~-. , `._\ ~~--.._ `. . . . . ~-. .- . ,'/ _ . _ . -~\ _ .. _ ~~--.`_. . . . . ~-_ ,-','` . ` ._ ~ ~--. . . . .~=.-'. /. ` - . -~ -. _ . - ~ - _ - ~ ~--..__~ _,. / \ - ~ . __ .. ~- ~~_. ( )`. _ _ `- .. - . . - ~ ~ . \ ~-` ` ` `. _seal - . ` . \ \ `. __ _.-~ ) _..--~~~~,' ,-/ _ .-'. . . .' ,-',' ,' ) ,'. . . _ ,--~,-'__..-' ,' ,'. . . (@)' ---~~~~ ,' /. . . . 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(\. )) (\ . _ o /////// \\/ \)) )) (( ((. . (_) _.---'''''''-._ __. | || ./\ (( \\ / \\/ o .-' > > > > > > > `-._ /==/ \\// (( \ \\/ . .|| | || . _/ >_>_> > > > > >`-'==/ .// \\(\ .--.____) .-. \\// (.__ ~ > _ )> > > > > >(==( || | || "(o>_/___ \_//\) .// (_' > > \/> > > > > >.-.==\ .|| \\|| .~|| \__/ \\. || `-.> > > > > > >_.-'\ \=( \|| \|| \|| || || `----------' \/~' ~ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/drumkit.txt From - Sun Apr 6 00:45:31 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!newsfeed.nacamar.de!news.apfel.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeeds.sol.net!uniserve!van-bc!ott.istar!istar!news.istar.net!n4tor.istar!istar!news.istar.net!news3.idirect.com!lagoon.idirect.com!dawnnet20.idirect.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca (llizard) Subject: Re: REQ: Drumkit/other instruments Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=US-ASCII MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.8 (x86 32bit) X-Newsmaster: Laszlo Herczeg (las@idirect.com) Lines: 34 Organization: zone 5 (or is it 6A?) X-Client-Port: 1671 Message-ID: <33442b53.0@lagoon.idirect.com> References: <334354A2.4528@geocities.com> X-Nntp-Posting-Host: lagoon.idirect.com Date: 3 Apr 97 22:13:08 UTC Lines: 34 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13717 In article <334354A2.4528@geocities.com>, rowie@geocities.com says... > >Hi, does anyone have a drumkit or know where I could get one? Other >instruments would also be welcome but I was particularly after a drumkit >or other drums. Thanks, from Rowie! This is a drumkit that I drew from memory of a real one. (I can never remember how many drums and cymbals.) I have lots of other equally small instrumentalists. _._ \ O ___ | _._ \/ _> / \ | | _[_][_]| | ejm97 | | \ | | \___/ /|\/|\ ~/|\/|\ /|\ e-mail me if you would like them. NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ,^^^%=== I < @@-'#= \_|_/ really /< \/ _|sevcik|_ SHOULD be ,/ < | practicing! -#----- | < | llizard aka ejm < | cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca ^^ /|\ " File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/lincolncoin.txt From - Fri Jan 10 19:51:30 1997 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.radio.cz!CESspool!hammer.uoregon.edu!arclight.uoregon.edu!newsfeed.direct.ca!torn!webster.srv.gc.ca!emr1!nveilleu.nrcan.gc.ca!nveilleu From: nveilleu@NRCan.gc.ca (Normand Veilleux) Subject: Re: Can someone please help me? Abraham Lincoln X-Nntp-Posting-Host: nveilleu.css.nrcan.gc.ca Message-ID: Lines: 28 Sender: news@emr1.NRCan.gc.ca Organization: Assets Management Branch X-Newsreader: Trumpet for Windows [Version 1.0 Rev B] References: <5av9b4$k9b@mtinsc01-mgt.ops.worldnet.att.net> Date: Fri, 10 Jan 1997 16:19:57 GMT Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:10010 >From: Dorothy > >Thank you for taking the time to read this! I need a some what small >picture of Abraham Lincoln for a friend's signature. > >Please if you have one or will make one for me I will be sooo thankful! Here is one that Daniel Au made a while back. It might be a little big for a sig, but maybe not... __-----__ ..;;;--'~~~`--;;;.. /;-~IN GOD WE TRUST~-.\ // ,;;;;;;;; \\ .// ;;;;; \ \\ || ;;;;( /.| || || ;;;;;;; _\ || || ';; ;;;;= || ||LIBERTY | ''\;;;;;; || \\ ,| '\ '|><| 1995 // \\ | | \ A // `;.,|. | '\.-'/ ~~;;;,._|___.,-;;;~' ''=--' File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/computer5linest.txt From - Thu Nov 28 19:01:32 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: a llittle bigger teeny tiny itty bitty computer... Date: Thu, 28 Nov 1996 10:43:35 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 30 Message-ID: <329D5EC7.61D5@wing.rug.nl> References: <19961125192800.OAA20664@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: wing4.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) To: spunk1111@aol.com spunk1111@aol.com wrote: > > * 5 line computer * 11/96 > ____ > ||""|| > ||__|| > jgs [ -=.]`) > ====== 0 > > -joan Hey! this one's not a tower model like the first. Here's my conversion: ____ __ ||""|| |--| ||__||,|-.| edit jgs """"/(|__| by .::::. 0 shimrod -- ,/ * ,-. , , , , , ,-. ,-. ,-. _,'/_ | ( ` | | | |\ /| | ) / \ | \ (") ,'/ `-. |--| | | \/ | |-< | | | | _ _,-H-./ / . ) | | | | | | | \ / | / \_\_\. / `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ` `-' `-' /" / \ \ Herman Hiddema ._/ / \ \_. mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl \_.'( ) (`._/ http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod ) ( contains: ascii-art, games, mpegs ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cows3.txt From - Sat Mar 1 21:35:40 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!news.belnet.be!news.rediris.es!news.uv.es!news.upv.es!eui022 From: convidat@upvnet.upv.es (Usuario Invitado) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: cows Date: 27 Feb 1997 18:39:42 GMT Organization: UPV Lines: 608 Message-ID: <5f4kde$3cu@maia.cc.upv.es> NNTP-Posting-Host: eui022.eui.upv.es To: evfermu@eui.upv.es X-Newsreader: NoticiasUPV Version 1.0 Beta #3 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12118 FROM: Christopher Trask SUBJECT: Re: Wanted: Cows DATE: 24 Feb 1997 18:09:13 -0700 ORGANIZATION: Primenet (602)416-7000 Christina Carey Catheryn Peterson wrote: : I am in need of cows for my roommate (kinda a twisted suprise thing for : her sister) Any and all help in this would be appreciated! : Chris (no, not that chris... the other one, no the one on the left!) : peterc@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu : ccp2@axe.humboldt.edu Okay, you asked for it! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lots and lots of cows (variations on heifers): (__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / / | || / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) USA Cow Nerd USA Cow Australian Cow (__) (__) (__) (00) (-o) (--) . . . (*>YAWN<*) /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ /| || /| || /| || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow Cow after pulling an (winking) all-nighter O__O \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty \ (__) (__) * (__) \\(oo) (\/) \ (oo) /-----\\\/ /-------\/ \-------\/ / | (##) / | || 8-| || * ||----||" * ||----|| ||----|| ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^ Scottish cow playing bagpipes. Cow from Beijing Wind-up Flying Cow * (__) (__) (__) (__) \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow walking Cow jogging Cow running Cow braking (__) (oo) (__) * (__) \/ (oo) | (oo) ____| \____ /-------\/ o=o=o=|------\/ ---/ --** / | / | | *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ //__ Cow Cow pooing Cow marching standing (__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V / | || * |--| . * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. 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Escher's cow had four legs or eight (__) (__) ^^ (oo) (--) ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ Cow surfing at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) * (__) \ (DD) \ /-------\/ |\ / | ||_\_/ \ | \ (__) * ||----| \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^ \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale \\ || \\|| \|| ^^ \\_ \_ Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / _______ / / ( @@@ ) / / / / | \ / / ( @@ ) (------------) / / / (__)| / / @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) / / / (oo)| / / @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) /-------\/ | /--UU--\/ (____________) / | ||^_| / | || * ||----| * ||---|| ^^ ^ (New) Jersey Cow Cow sheltering from English Weather (__) _--------_ (oo) |__________| BIG /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || __________ * ||----|| |_ _| ^^ ^^ -------- Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // (__) // (__(__) (oo)// (oo(oo) /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ / | |// / | || || | \ * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Mary Poppins Cow Siamese cows o o (__) ^ \ / (oo) / \ / _____\/___/ (__) \__/ / /\ / / (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / ^^ ^^ ^ ^ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube) . /\ . . : . / \ . . : / \ . . * : / \ * : | (__) | . . ** : . /| (oo) |\ ** : / | /\/\ | \ . . * : . / |=|==|=| \ . * : . / | | | | \ . : / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : |______| ^^ |______| . : . (__||__) . . : . /_\ /_\ . . . : !!! !!! : : The cow that jumped over the moon. : o | [---] | | | | |------========| /----|---|\ | **** |=======| /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| | | ___| |==============| | | ___ {(__)} |==============| \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | ----------------- / | NASA |==== | | | * ||------||-----^ ----------------- || | | / / \ \ ^^ ^ | / ---- \ ^^ ^^ This cow landed on the moon. (__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) /\ \__ ^ :..("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // /====== \/ =======/==============// *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ / \ ^ // \\ Psycowlogist and patient (___) \^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o) \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ / *-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/ ^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\ ^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[] \______/ \_____\\// \__/ It's a bird... //\\ The Boss It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstein) // // ^^ ^^ ================== _____________________________ H H | |-------------| H (__) H | | ________ | H (oo) H __ | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \ | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP | | | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ / | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H || | | ^ | H H || | | ] | H H || | | | H H || |_____________|_____________| H H || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard \ | / ___________ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | || |`. (__) (__) ( ) (oo) (oo) /---V /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | / | || ||_______| \ * ||W---|| || || * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Cow Town" ...---... ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /(__) \|/ (oo) /---++--\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || -^^- || | \ * ||---- -^^- || * ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows ____ ____ |+++++| |++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| |++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __ | | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| - - -(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * \ | __________________________________/ | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / / /\ \ \___/ \___/ / / \ \ ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...? The official collection of electronic cows resides at Princeton University! Thanks to EVERYONE who contributed! PLEASE DISTRIBUTE THIS FILE WIDELY -- IT IS *NOT* COPYRIGHTED. (Besides, this is a classic that NO ONE should miss!) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I gotta go. Regards, Chris ,----------------------. / If you understand it, \ Circuit Design for the / then it's obsolete! / RF Impaired \ _______,--------------' _ |/ oo\ Chris Trask / N7ZWY (__)\ _ Principal Engineer \ \ .' `. ATG Design Services \ \ / \ P.O. Box 25240 \ '" \ Tempe, Arizona 85285-5240 . 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Watson" Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART { } } { { { } } } }{ { _{ }{ } }_ ( }{ }{ { ) |""---------""| .-, | /""\ /#/ | | _ | _---------//_ | / | | ( / ) | |/ | /""=========""\ | / / (///////////////) | | / \ -cww / | "T" C===========O ""---------"" File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/eros.txt From - Fri Feb 21 22:51:23 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeeds.sol.net!newspump.sol.net!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!news.belnet.be!news.rediris.es!news.uv.es!news.upv.es!eui035 From: convidat@upvnet.upv.es (Usuario Invitado) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: angelotes Date: 20 Feb 1997 18:49:44 GMT Organization: UPV Lines: 19 Message-ID: <5ei6c8$qln@maia.cc.upv.es> NNTP-Posting-Host: eui035.eui.upv.es To: evfermu@eui.upv.es X-Newsreader: NoticiasUPV Version 1.0 Beta #3 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11879 _ _ _- ( | ) (( _ _ `.' ,,'''',_/\\ _ _ ( | ) _ _ _ _ __,' ' \\ ( | ) `.' ,,'''', ( | ) ( | ) (~~~~~~ ;__ ,,,,) \\ `.' __,' ' `.' `.' ((~~~~~~~ ) ;C < \\ (~~~~~~ ;__ ,,,,) ~( (_-'-_ )====))_====>- ((~~~~~~~ ) ;C < ~( \ ~~~---~ ) ~( (_-'-_ ) >~(_ __________/ ~( \ ~T _----~ ~, ( )) >~(_ , | /~ j\ // _----~ ~, | | f _-' _ / \ // /~ j | _-~~t f ~\ _/----'--//-~-, f _-' _ /| | ,-' ) >t )~~--------//--_-' _-~~t f ~\ _/-| \---~-, 8 _-~~~ \_ _ ) (( ,-' ) >t )~~---`___)--_-' O--~ /~~~~ __-~ ~- 8 _-~~~ \_ _ ) .~ _---~~~ O--~ /~~~~ __-~ =W.L.= ?o-~ .~ _---~~~ ?o-~ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/babyart.txt Subject: Baby Art.... Date: Wed, 12 Feb 1997 09:36:30 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: On Tue, 11 Feb 1997 09:21:11 -0500 Mike Craig writes: >anybody got any 'baby art'? ya know....for newborn greetings, etc. Funny you should ask.... Here's what I have... .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. _____ ,_) ,_) ,_) (--/ ` _ ,_ _ ,_ _,-|- | _,-|-' _ ,_ , _\__)(_)| |(_|| (_| |(_||(_| | |(_)| |/_)_, ( ,_| |_, .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. >> baby announcement- boy ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ___ _ _ _ ~* ~* _,_ | | (_ /| |_) / \ \ / | ~* ~* _/, ,\_ | | ,_) /~| |_) \_/ | . ~* ~* (.\_e_/,) ~* ~* (.`,.`',') ~* Peter James ~* ~* ('.`,'`,) ~* January 11th ~* ~* ('.`,'`) ~* 8lbs. 5oz., 20" ~* ~* jgs `--'"` ~* Proud Parents- Dave & Joan ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* >> baby announcement- girl ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ___ _ _ _ ~* ~* ,,, | | ` (_ /| / ` | |_) | | ~* ~* _/. .\_ | | ,_) /~| \_/~| | \ |_ . ~* ~* (.\_o_/.) ~* ~* (.`,.`'.') ~* Maureen Elizabeth ~* ~* ('.`,'`,) ~* April 15th ~* ~* ('.`,'`) ~* 7lbs, 6oz., 19" ~* ~* jgs `--'"` ~* Proud Parents- Joan & Dave ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* ~* -=[ stork ]=- 1/97 _.--. .-"`_.--.\ .-.___________ ."_-"` \\ ( 0;------/\"'` ,."=___ =)) \ \ / \ `~` .=`~'~) ( _/ / / \ =`---====""~`\ _/ / \ `-------"` / \ jgs / \ ( ) '._ _.' '----' * Congratulatory Cigars * 11/96 ____________________________________________________ / | | | ___ __ | | / .-. \ / _/_ ) , _, /__) _ / | | \ '-' / _/_ (_ _/_) (_(_ /__) (_) (_/ . | jgs\___|_|_|_______________________________,__/_________| ____________________________________________________ / | | | ___ __ | | / .-. \ / _/_ ) , _, /__ ',_ / / | | \ '-' / _/_ (_ _/_) (_(_ (__) / / (_ . | jgs\___|_|_|____________________________________________| @@ Crawling Babies @@ .--"--. / \ / o o \ ( ^ ,) \ __, /-._ `._____.' `--.__ \ / `/``"""'-. Y 7 / : | / | .--. : / /__ \/ `.__.:.____.-. / / / `"""`/ .-"..____.-. \ jgs _.-' /_/ ( \-. \ `=----' `----------'""`-. \ `" `" .@@@@@. / \ / 6 6 \ ( ^ ,) \ c /-._ `._____.' `--.__ \ / `/``"""'-. Y 7 / : | / | .--. : / /__ \/ `.__.:.____.-. / / / `"""`/ .-"..____.-. \ jgs _.-' /_/ ( \-. \ `=----' `----------'""`-. \ `" `" @@ Collection of Babies... @@ 11/96 ,,, _,_ _@_ _(_ _?_ >*< _/. .\_ _/- -\_ _/, ,\_ _/' '\_ _/a a\_ _/. .\_ (.\_o_/.) (.\_-_/.) (,\_e_/') (.\_^_/.) (.\_~_/') (.\_c_/.) (.`,.`'.') (.`,.'.'.) (.`'.,'.') ('.,'.`'.) (.'.,'.`.) (.,'.,'',) ('.`,'`,) ('.`,'',) ('.','.`) ('.,'.',) ('.,'.`.) (',.'`.,) ('.`,'`) ('.','`) (.'.,'.) ('.`.,') ('.','') (.'.'.') jgs `--'"` `--'"` `--'"` `--'"' `--'"' `--'"' -=[ sleeping baby ]=- 1/97 .-"''-. _ .' `( \ @/ ') ,--,__,-" / / \ / / _/ __| , |/ / .~ `\ / \ , | / .~ `\ ` / _/ _/ .~ `\ ~~`__/ / ~ `--'/ / / / / /' /jgs Of course, you'll want to change the names and statistics in the baby announcements! -joan (it's snowing again) -- * . * j o a n . _\/ \/_ . \ \ / / . . .. .. -==>: X :<==- _\/ \/_ '\ /' / _/ \_ \ _\/\/_ \\// ' /\ /\ ' _\_\_\/\/_/_/_ _.__\\\///__._ * ' * / /_/\/\_\ \ ' ///\\\ ' _/\/\_ //\\ spunk1111@juno.com /\ /\ ./ \. ASCII Art Gallery: ' ' '' '' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/book.txt From - Wed Mar 5 18:02:50 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!howland.erols.net!worldnet.att.net!uunet!in2.uu.net!152.163.170.17!newstf01.news.aol.com!audrey02.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: sig size ascii of a book Date: 3 Mar 1997 22:59:37 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 30 Message-ID: <19970303225200.RAA01829@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <5f8hmo$8mu@netnews.mis.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12299 In article <5f8hmo$8mu@netnews.mis.net>, barman@harold.eastky.com (Barry Lee Reynolds) writes: >could one of you please make me a sig size ascii pic of a book Here is a book.... you can use whatever initials or name you want on the binding... , , |\\\\ ////| | \\\V/// | | |~~~| | | |===| | | |j | | | | g | | \ | s| / \|===|/ '---' For lots more books, visit Dave Issel's homepage (who's URL escapes me at this time) Follow the link on: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/2695/links.htm -joan -- __ / \ , , _._ _ |oo| _ / \__/ \ _|||| ((/ () \)) / \ |||||/| ( ==== ) |oo| ...have a grand day out... \____/ _`\ /'_ / \ / /.-' /\<>/\ `\.( () )_._ joan stark | ` / \/ \ /`'--'////) spunk1111@juno.com \__,-'`| |. |\/ |/\/\|"\"` jgs | |. | \___/\___/ visit my ASCII Art Gallery: | |. | | | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/kissingface.txt From - Wed Apr 16 19:57:51 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!news.ecn.uoknor.edu!munnari.OZ.AU!comp.vuw.ac.nz!news.hn.netlink.co.nz!southern.co.nz!not-for-mail From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,rec.humor Subject: Re: Need a kiss? Followup-To: rec.humor Date: 13 Apr 1997 06:04:17 GMT Organization: Southern InterNet Services Lines: 38 Message-ID: <5ipt11$hat@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <19970412070100.DAA29918@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: kalessin.southern.co.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950621BETA PL0] Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14128 rec.humor:58557 spunk1111@aol.com wrote: >Get ready! >-=[ kissing face ]=- 4/97 > > .&&&&&&&&&&&&&. > .&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&. > .&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&. > &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& > &&&&&&&&&:&&:&&:&&:&&&&&&&&&& > &&&&&&&&:&'&''&&''&&'&:&&&&&&&& > .&&&&&&'(((((( ))))))'&&&&&&. > &&&&&&'(/````\ /````\)'&&&&&& > &&&&:' `\ (_) ) \ ( (_) /` ':&&&& > && ( :. '''''' \ `````` .: ) && > &&\ \:::. ,__) .:::/ /&& > '&&\ `::: :::` /&&' > &&&`/\:` .-.-. `:/\`&&& > .&&&( ) .'._,_.'. ( )&&&. > &&&&&&&&\ \` ` `/ /&&&&&&&& > &&&&&&&&&\ `---` /&&&&&&&&& > &&&&&&&&&&`-._ _.-'&&&&&&&&&& > &&&&&&&&&&& `"""` &&&&&&&&&&& > &jgs&&&&&&' '&&&&&&&&& > > >(not a self-portrait) >-joan Oh...I'm so pleased about that...it frightened the hell outta me ! *8-) Reminds me of the story of the fellow who was giving his mother-in-law the kiss of life and he fell in ! Bye, File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dontdrinkanddrive.txt Subject: Belated Ascii... Date: Mon, 25 Nov 1996 13:51:40 PST From: joan stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART This is a little late for this year's Halloween... perhaps you can save it for next year. Anyhow, the theme is good year-round. I call it: "Don't Drink and Drive" '. `~~`~`~~^`~~`~^~^`~~`~~`~^~`. .` / `> ' . ' ". _ '-"` . ` ' . | . ' / .' ,'~^~^~^`^~~^`^~`~~~^~~~^; ' ' | .-' \ ` : ` . "| /| : | . | | / | ' " | __.--~\ | | : . | `~--.__/ | . ' | \ | .' | ' "| \_| . _ .| _.-") / \______// |.-"_.-" / \___/_ \ | .|.-" / | /\/ /" | / | ./ / | _.( |_ \__/ ' '| __ _.-"_.-\ /_ \: | . | _.=~\ _\.-"_.-' ) \ \=\ .' | _.=~_.=~\\.-\-" / | \=\__ | | .=~_.=~_\\_/ \ ( \___\ '| =~_.=~_.=` \___) | . | ~_.=~ | ' " '| | . " | ' .| '-"_'"-'_"'-_'"-_''_"-"-_"-\ \/' ' . '`\/"/- '"-_-"'_ -_ --"-"_jgs_""-_'"--"'_-"-'\\/.\\' / /".\,//\//'-"-_'"-"'_ -"-'_-"_-"-_"-"'_'-"-"_``"-`"_`'""-`''""'-_'"-"-_"'"- -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/looneytoons2.txt Subject: Bugs Bunny... and more Date: Thu, 20 Feb 1997 11:39:24 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Someone requested a "Bugs Bunny" ascii- my system did a belly-flop and I can't find the original request...(therefore I lost the email address of the person who requested it)... so please, here is a Bugs that I made: -=[ Bugs Bunny ]=- 2/97 /| , ,/// /| // // ,/// // // // // // // || || || || // // || || // // || || // // || || || || \\,\|,|\_// \\)\)\\|/ )-."" .-( //^\` `/^\\ // | | \\ ,/_| 0| _ | 0|_\, /` `"=.v.="` `\ /` _."{_,_}"._ `\ jgs `/` ` \ ||| / ` `\` `",_ \\=^~^=// _,"` "=,\'-=-'/,=" '---' In addition, here is Sylvester.... -=[ Sylvester ]=- 2/97 / , /\ \|/ /\ |\\_;=._//| \." "./ //^\ /^\\ .'``",/ |0| |0| \,"``'. / , `'\.---./'` , \ /` /`\,."( )".,/`\ `\ /` ( '.'-.-'.' ) `\ /"` "._ : _." `"\ `/.'`"=.,_``=``_,.="`'.\` jgs ) ( And please forgive me if I have already posted these small Tweety Birds: -=[ Tweety ]=- 2/97 .-"-. /_ _ \ \@ @ / (_> _) `)(_ /((_`)_, \__(/-" __|||__ jgs ((__|__)) .-"-, /_ _ \ \@ @ / (_= _) `)(_ /((_`)_, \__(/-" __|||__ jgs ((__|__)) .-"-. / - -\ \ @ @/ (_ <_) _)(` ,_(`_))\ "-\)__/ __|||__ jgs ((__|__)) -joan -- _ _ hehehehe (.)(.) \ / () \ _ \ '--' / _ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com { '-`""""`-' } `"/ \"` \ / ascii art gallery: _/ /\ \_ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ jgs { / \ } `"` `"` File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/bomb.txt From - Sun Nov 17 15:51:02 1996 Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Path: online.no!sn.no!news.good.net!news.good.net!news.id.net!news.dra.com!feed1.news.erols.com!dciteleport.com!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!netcom.com!bertino From: Dutch Dude Subject: [PIC] Bomb Message-ID: Sender: bertino@netcom22.netcom.com Organization: Hogeschool Eindhoven Date: Fri, 15 Nov 1996 01:49:26 GMT Approved: bertino@netcom.com Lines: 27 Found on the WEB: Explosions ____ __,-~~/~ `---. _/_,---( , ) __ / < / ) \___ - ------===;;;'====------------------===;;;===----- - - \/ ~"~"~"~"~"~\~"~)~"/ (_ ( \ ( > \) \_( _ < >_>' ~ `-i' ::>|--" I;|.|.| <|i::|i|`. ` ^'"`-' " _.-^^---....,,-- _-- --_ < >) | | \._ _./ ```--. . , ; .--''' | | | .-=|| | |=-. `-=#$%&%$#=-' | ; :| _____.,-#%&$@%#&#~,._____ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dolphins.txt Hi, Following is what I have collected with the documentation that was with it. 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"`""""`^"""""""""<<='X!!!!!!!!!!!!;;;;. `!!! ``''''''''''!!!!;. `'' `````` == ..-~~/ / | / \ _______---~ ~---________ ____------~~~~~ ~~~~---__ __---: /~~ ~~--__ \ ___-~~ @ ~- = |------~~~ . . -_| ~~~~~~------_______\ | ________-----~--__~-_ \ |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~-____\ == File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/hug.txt ,;;;;;, ,;;;;;;;;, ;;;'____ ; ;;;(\\\\\; `/'((||||| ___< C))|||| ,' \__(((||), | \ _)))))))\,_ /| |/"\`\`""""' |) ; \ \ ) \_____/_| | |\ \' _.,-' | | ' \ \.,-' _./ | ( _,-\ _.-'' | ; "'|___\__.-' ; ) |----| _.--,;' ; -Tua Xiong ,' , | ( __.,-' | ,' ,' `""'' `. ________________________________________________________ ,;;;;;;;, ;;;;;;;;;;;, ;;;;;'_____;' ;;;(/))))|((\ _;;((((((|)))) / |_\\\\\\\\\\\\ .--~( \ ~)))))))))))) / \ `\-(((((((((((\\ | | `\ ) |\ /|) | | `. _/ \_____/ | | , `\~ / | \ \ / | `. `\| / | ~- `\ / \____~._/~ -_, (\ |-----|\ \ ';; | | :;;;' \ | / | | | | | -Tua Xiong | `. / ________________________________________________________ ,;;;;;, ,;;;;;;;;, ;;;'____ ; ;;;(\\\\\; `/'((||||| ___< C))|||| ,' \__(((||), | \ _)))))))\,_ /| |/"\`\`""""' |) ; \ \ ) \_____/_| | |\ \' _.,-' | | ' \ \.,-' _./ | ( _,-\ _.-'' | ; "'|___\__.-' ; ) |----| _.--,;' ; ,' , | ( __.,-' | ,' ,' `""'' `. | ; ) `, ( ) | ( ,' | | ( | | | | | | | |___________| | | | | Normand Veilleux based on work by Tua Xiong File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/globe_mundo.txt Subject: a globe Date: Thu, 17 Apr 97 22:31:48 -0700 From: tec0117@ibm.net To: ekveland@online.no This is a World. It´s very simple, as I'm not an Ascii artist. Ther word "mundo" means "world" in Spanish. I made it because My name is Edmundo, and my friends call me just Mundo. So I also use it as my e-mail signature too. ¡¡¡Hope you like it!!! m mMm m -=mmmMMMm u --=uuuuuUUUUu u --=uuuuuuuUUUUu n --=nnnnnnnMNNNn n --=nnnnnnnNNNNn d --=dddddddDDDDd d --=dddddDDDDd o -=oooOOOo o oOo Saludos amigo m mMm m -=mmmMMMm u --=uuuuuUUUUu u --=uuuuuuuUUUUu n --=nnnnnnnMNNNn n --=nnnnnnnNNNNn Edmundo Vega Rojas d --=dddddddDDDDd ---------------------------- d --=dddddDDDDd al700575@campus.ccm.itesm.mx o -=oooOOOo mundo@ibm.net o oOo File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbcomics.txt Subject: More F&B comics Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 22:11:24 EST From: Ryan A Estrada Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <970114171015_1824380724@emout06.mail.aol.com>      <19970114.190824.10406.11.toonz@juno.com> Singing Want to hear my singing? _ / uuuuuuuuuh... Just a sec... ( "> oo . / (> )> (~ ) ^^ " " __ ? ________ (..) ~~~~ _( *( \ <( V)> ZZZZZOOM!~~~~~~~~~(_ *( (. @@ ^^ ~~~ (___ *(_____-) ___ _ ____________________________ / \ ( "< < LA LA LAaaAAAAaaaAAaaAaaA! ) ()@@.() (><) (- ) ^^ " " ________________________________________________________ Frogsteinenstein / / / /\\ / / / / \\ // \ \ \\ \\ \ \ //\\ // / / \\ \\ // / / \\ \\ \\ // // || \\ \\ \\ \/ _____ IT'S ALIVE!!!! ALIVE!!! ____________/ | _ / /__________________| \\ >^^ )// ____ _ FROGSTEINENSTEIN! | | ( "> / xx .| >( )< (~ ) ^^ " " ___________________________________________________________ Frogstein chorus _ ( "> / FR OG STEIN (> )>/ oo . oo . oo . _^^___________________(o ) (o ) (o ) ____________________________________________________________ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fireworks.txt From - Sat Jan 4 16:28:51 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-hk.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!newsgate.cuhk.edu.hk!news.glink.net.hk!uunet!in2.uu.net!192.80.63.252!delphi.com!usenet From: Northern Telecom Displayphone Plus Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Fireworks ASCII ??? Date: Sat, 4 Jan 97 05:15:51 -0500 Organization: Delphi (info@delphi.com email, 800-695-4005 voice) Lines: 28 Message-ID: <5ZDVkhn.dumbterminal@delphi.com> References: <32C47925.76BB@thehub.com.au> NNTP-Posting-Host: bos1d.delphi.com X-To: "Suzi Q." Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9700 Here is a small fireworks display that I received several years ago in e-mail. I do not know who the original artist was, but it is a nice little display. Enjoy! :) dt. . * * * * + + . * . * . * . * + + * * *..* *.. * * + +^^+ ** *.*.. * * +^ * ** ..*** ... * . +"" +^^+ * *. . * * . """+ + .* * * "" . * ** "" #### "" #### "" #### "" #### "" ####"" ####"" ####"" ####" #### File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/kickingbutts.txt From - Wed Apr 16 20:21:20 1997 Path: online.no!not-for-mail From: "Erik K. Veland" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: [Pic] Sketch from Hell (4) Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 19:49:51 +0200 Organization: Wigwam Internet Community [http://wigwam.askoyv.no] Lines: 52 Message-ID: <3355113F.7C83@online.no> References: <334EC1DF.7FFA@xs4all.nl> <3351C03B.1159@online.no> <3352B020.548C@xs4all.nl> Reply-To: ekveland@online.no.spam.please NNTP-Posting-Host: bergen1329.online.no Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (Macintosh; I; 68K) To: joris bellenger Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14274 joris bellenger wrote: > > What is it? A 'butt' character ? > > > > BTW, I loved it! > > > > Erik K. Veland > > Ooops... obviously I did stay away from asii-art a bit too long. > I have to memorise the damn ascii/non-ascii characters again. > 'butt' character he? that's a good one. :) How's this for a 'butt'...*hehe*:) Sketch from Hell [4] by Joris Bellenger: I know it's hard to believe but kicking butts is a kind of sport in Hell. Rather popular actually. The rules are quite simple: You score one point for each guy you send in the boiling mud. You score three more points if you kick what's left of his brain out of his skull. You get disqualified if you kick an other part of the 'body' than the butt. [kicking butts] `., _ '. \\ ____\) )) ,o' _/ ,e /, )_(\ > /)/ _\\, __//_ //_ \ /_ _ /\ ,___// \ | (= =/ \) ///' ` _)/ ____,''( |/ ___O_:)) (___ |/ ) \< c / // '/ / " / / _// / _/ ...:o.:o /_( (_( \\ )\ ( . /_|,,__ b'ger . ) _ __.-' ( .( _.-'_\.--" _,-- ~)~~~~~~~~~/_ ,' _.-' ~~ ~~~ '--,__/_ ~~ "-- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cake.txt /^\ / (/^\) / \ ( \ \ / ( \ /^\ / ) \ | _|_ \ | |/^\| | / _|_ | | _|_ \ / _|_ | | | | | | _|_ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ****| |******| | | | | |****| |**** | | | |****| | *| | | | | | | |***** * | | H A P P Y | | * * * | * B I R T H D A Y ! * | | ***** ***** | |@ ********** ********** @| | @ @ ************* @ @ | | @@@ @ @ @ @ @@@ | | @@@@ @ @ @ @ @@@@ | * @@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@ * * @@@@@ * ***** ***** ********** ********** ************* -- o o (o o) o| |o __o o See with your heart /|\ `-\ -' `- /| | |\ |\ /|\ not your eyes / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ for beauty lies --------------------------------mmc7@po.cwru.edu everywhere File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/classiccows123.txt From - Tue Mar 4 22:37:20 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!newsfeed.nacamar.de!fu-berlin.de!informatik.tu-muenchen.de!news From: zimmerms@sunbayer53.informatik.tu-muenchen.de (Stephan Zimmermann) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: cows - Classic Cows - Sequel of the Cows - Return of the Cows Date: 3 Mar 1997 13:49:11 GMT Organization: Technische Universitaet Muenchen, Germany Lines: 3342 Distribution: world Message-ID: <5feksn$ane@sunsystem5.informatik.tu-muenchen.de> References: <5f4kde$3cu@maia.cc.upv.es> NNTP-Posting-Host: sunbayer53.informatik.tu-muenchen.de Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii X-Newsreader: knews 0.9.8 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12290 In article <5f4kde$3cu@maia.cc.upv.es>, convidat@upvnet.upv.es (Usuario Invitado) writes: >: I am in need of cows for my roommate (kinda a twisted suprise thing for >: her sister) Any and all help in this would be appreciated! > >: Chris (no, not that chris... the other one, no the one on the left!) >: peterc@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu >: ccp2@axe.humboldt.edu > > Okay, you asked for it! > Here a the first 3 parts of the 'COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS': ...:::/// CLASSIC COWS \\\:::... Part 1 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS! ________________________ (__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo) ( A real COWlector's Item! ) /-------\/ --'\________________________/ * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! * / | || * ||----|| Edited by David A. Bader ^^ ^^ Please send your submissions to: Cow dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -------------------- TABLE OF COW-NTENTS: -------------------- Part 1 ................................... The Classic Cows Part 2 ................................... The Sequel of the Cows File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/font_samples2.txt From - Tue Feb 18 21:48:10 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-penn.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news.belnet.be!news.rediris.es!news.uv.es!news.upv.es!EUI004 From: convidat@upvnet.upv.es (Usuario Invitado) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: abecedarios Date: 18 Feb 1997 09:40:57 GMT Organization: UPV Lines: 504 Message-ID: <5ebtf9$49o@maia.cc.upv.es> NNTP-Posting-Host: eui004.eui.upv.es To: evfermu@eui.upv.es X-Newsreader: NoticiasUPV Version 1.0 Beta #3 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11731 FROM: "J. Melusky" SUBJECT: Re: The Draw Fonts DATE: Sat, 15 Feb 1997 16:56:05 -0800 ORGANIZATION: University of Washington On Tue, 11 Feb 1997, Signal Sustain wrote: > Cheryl Panion wrote: > I just joined this newsgroup and I saw this message. I made a couple > ascii fonts in the draw if anyone would like to see them. Does anyone > else have any ascii fonts?? 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>It should be really small, as it is ment as a signature. Thanks! > >Please E-mail directly. > >Johan "Keun" Myny I drew this last year: \ \ \ ___ \ \ ('+'`)_------_ ###### >< W -########## } { ejm 96 /|/----\|\ ####### } { " " " " -- ,^ ===%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ " " llizard aka ejm cq547@torfree.net File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cows2.txt (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow _______________________ |\ ^ ^ /| | \ ^ ^ ^ / | | \ ^ ^ ^ / | |(_\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)| |(oo\ ^ /oo)| | \/ \ ^ ^ / \/ | |(__) \ / (__)| \(oo)(_\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)| \\/ (oo\ /oo) \// \ \/ \ ^ / \/ / \ (__)\ / (__) / \ (oo) \^/ (oo)/ \ \/ :(__)\// \ (__):(oo) / \(oo): \/ / \\/(__) / \ (oo)/ \ \// \:/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/applelarge.txt Subject: Re: REQ: The apple logo Date: Fri, 18 Oct 1996 22:02:29 PST From: joan stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART I appreciate all the hints and suggestions... I went through my husband's computer magazines and ripped out the Apple logo. (shhhhh... don't tell him!) I took your feedback and looked at the logo and came up with this: .8 .888 .8888' .8888' 888' 8' .88888888888. .88888888888. .8888888888888888888888888888888. .8888888888888888888888888888888888. .&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&' &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&' &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&' @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%. `%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%. `00000000000000000000000000000000000' `000000000000000000000000000000000' `0000000000000000000000000000000' `###########################' jgs `#######################' `#########''########' `""""""' `"""""' This is as about as close as I can get... -joan ___ ___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / / __/ _ \ | | \| | |/ /| | | | | /`\ spunk1111 \__ \ _/ | | .` | . < | | | | | <')_=< @juno.com /___/_| \___/_|\_|_|\_\|_|_|_|_| \_/ \ ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/guitar2.txt From - Fri Dec 6 07:02:46 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!ais.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-chi-8.sprintlink.net!news.sover.net!news From: Wolfie@Play. (Wolfie) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: electric guitar Date: Thu, 05 Dec 1996 11:53:06 -0500 Organization: SoVerNet, Inc. Lines: 24 Message-ID: <32a6fdd0.5869785@news.sover.net> References: <32A368FD.3F2D@b.com> <32A4656B.4CCD@online.no> NNTP-Posting-Host: pm0a4.mont.sover.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Newsreader: Forte Agent .99f/32.299 X-No-Archive: yes >> >> anyone have a small, electric ascii guitar? thanks > _ / 7 /_( |_| |_| |_| |_| /\ /\|=|/ / \ |_| / ) _ \ / |_| \ / -=-o / \ /~\_/ \/ there you go dude, Wolfie "In order for a musician to move others, he himself must first be moved." - J.S.Bach File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/chess_pieces.txt Subject: Chess pieces... Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 00:18:40 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <32936607.5232@online.no> Date: 96-10-05 23:33:07 EDT From: david.moeser@ccc-bbs.com (DAVID MOESER) Reply-to: david.moeser@ccc-bbs.com (DAVID MOESER) To: spunk1111@aol.com Here's the final version of that file I sent earlier today. (Or, in other words, it's "final" for the time being! I've got to get back to some real "work"!!)........ Staunton-style Chess Pieces Row #1 = "regular" chess pieces. Other rows display at least one regular piece in order to compare sizes. (Except for chess King, Ascii art by david moeser, 1996.) .::. _::_ _/____\_ () \ / <~~~~> \____/ \__/ <>_ (____) (____) (\) ) __/"""\ | | | | \__/ WWWWWW ]___ 0 } |__| | | (____) | | __ / } / \ |__| | | | | ( ) /~ } (______) /____\ |__| |__| || \____/ (________) (______) /____\ /____\ /__\ /____\ /________\ (________) (______) (______) (____) (______) King Queen Bishop Rook Pawn kNight () <~~~~> / \ __ /~~~\ ####### \__/ / \ (__) ( o o ) (__o_o__) (____) /\/\ (_____) || \ - / \_ < _/ | | (____) | | || / \ | = | | | | | | | || <_> <_> | | |__| | | |_| || | | |___| /____\ |__| / \ || |_| /_____\ (______) /____\ (_____) /__\ /___\ (_______) (________) (______) (_______) (____) (_____) Oscar Queen Squirrel Unicorn Giraffe Dolly Parton ++++ _| |_ () < > <~~~~> \__/ \__/ (____) (____) ______ /\/\/\ __/"""\ | | | | (______) \____/ ]___ 0 } |__| | | \ __ / / \ / } / \ |__| | | \_ _/ /~ } [____] /____\ |__| |XX| \____/ /______\ (______) /____\ /____\ ____ /____\ |________| (________) (______) (______) (____) (______) Prime Queen Squirk Nixun Checker kNight Minister (blot) $$$ $$$$$$$ $$$ /^^^^^\ < o o > \ > / () \_=_/ <~~~~> (_____) \__/ __________ (_____) (____) /^^^^^^\ /_____ / | | | | `\____ 0 } WWWWWW / / |___| | | { } | | / / / \ |__| { } | | / / (_______) /____\ /___/ |__| /___/ (_________) (______) /____\ /____\ /____\ |_________| (________) (______) (______) (______) Fischer Queen Camel Rook Seven-Leaper () <~~~~> \__/ _()_ (____) /""""\ (____) /""""\ | | { 0__>> (______) ____ { 0__>> | | { } || || | __ | { } |__| {___} || || \ / __ {___} /____\ \_H_\ || || || (__) \_A_\ (______) / \ ||__|| /__\ _||_ / \ (________) (______) (______) |____| (____) (______) Queen Humphrey Dabbaba Senetor Guppy Agnu __ () (__) <~~~~> // \\ \__/ // \\ (____) /\ // \\ | | /__\ \\ // | | _______ (____) __ __ \\ // |__| (_______) | | ( ) ( ) \\__// /____\ | | |__| || || /____\ (______) __|_|__ /____\ /__\_/__\ (______) (________) (_______) (______) (_________) Route 50 Queen Ivory Tower Alfil Sidewinder Leaper __ _()_ _()_ / \ ( oo ) (o||o) __/"""\ | STOP | \__/ \||/ ]___ o } __ \____/ || || / } / \ || || || /~ } ( ) || _||_ _||_ /\ \____/ \____/ __||__ /____\ /____\ /__\ /____\ (______) (______) (______) (______) (____) (______) Zero Pyramid Elvis Elvis's Prawn kNight Guitar >>>------------------------------------<<< >>> david.moeser@ccc-bbs.com <<< >>> censornati, ohio <<< >>>------------------------------------<<< * "It isn't like regular chess, is it?!" * File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/grinch.txt From - Fri Dec 13 07:35:10 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!news.idt.net!news.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!uunet!in3.uu.net!38.8.16.2!psinntp!psinntp!pubxfer.news.psi.net!usenet From: "tripper" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: grinch Date: 12 Dec 1996 16:46:12 GMT Organization: amnorth Lines: 62 Message-ID: <01bbe84c$15dd3e00$c904fa26@tripper.amnorth.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: 38.250.4.201 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1155 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8777 Here ya go!!! 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Station Manager jkelly@oswego.oswego.edu @@ @@ The WRVO Stations URL:http://www.oswego.edu/~wrvo @@ @@ SUNY Oswego Oswego, NY 13126 315-341-3690 fax 315-341-3174 @@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ From - Fri Dec 13 07:35:48 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!worldnet.att.net!uunet!in3.uu.net!152.163.170.17!newstf01.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: grinch Date: 12 Dec 1996 19:13:27 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 37 Message-ID: <19961212191300.OAA11081@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <01bbe84c$15dd3e00$c904fa26@tripper.amnorth.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8782 What's wrong with his head??? My copy is much better! 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"$b...d$$P4$$$",$$$$$$$" ::::::::::::::::::::: ':::: "$$$$$".,"".d$$$$$$$F :::::::::::::::::::::: :::: be."".d$$$4$$$$$$$$F ::::::::::::::::::::::: :::: "??$$$$$$$$$$?$P" ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::: ?$$$$$$$$f .:::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::`"????"".:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/font_figlets.txt From - Wed Feb 19 22:33:01 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!hermod.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!news.radio.cz!CESspool!news.apfel.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!rill.news.pipex.net!pipex!uunet!in1.uu.net!202.37.60.10!comp.vuw.ac.nz!tao.sans.vuw.ac.nz!rogue From: Rogue The Bronze Firelizard Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Line: Alphabets Date: Wed, 19 Feb 1997 13:53:10 +1300 Organization: Victoria University of Wellington, New Zealand Lines: 594 Message-ID: Reply-To: rogue@globe.co.nz NNTP-Posting-Host: tao.sans.vuw.ac.nz Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11779 Here's some I 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'-' jgs / `"-. `'-.,__/ -=[ unfinished Piglet ]=- /\/|\ _.-"\// .'_ `\ __/ o` | (/ | \__, / \ / -=[ Tigger ]=- 3/97 __ _ ."--". _ (_:/ oo \:_) /\, _(`()`)_ ,/\ \ `~~~,(`""`),~~~` / `'---|/`""`\|---'` || || _ || || _ //) || || (\\ (/ '-.\\ //.-' \) `"=.,__`""`__,.-"` }=-{ {==} }-={ {==} }-={ jgs {==} ~~ -joan -- _____ _____ _____ ___ _ __ {:::::} {:::::} {:::::} {:::\:} _ ."--". _ {:} {:} {:::} {:}\::} (_:/ oo \:_) {:}A {:}A {:}OR {:} {:}OW /\, _(`()`)_ ,/\ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ \ `~~~,(`""`),~~~` / joan stark jgs `'---|/`""`\|---'` || || ASCII ART GALLERY: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dog2.txt Subject: For your cultural enrichment Date: Mon, 9 Dec 1996 10:09:49 -0500 From: Undetermined origin c/o LISTSERV administrator      Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Dear Patron of the Arts: * * * Welcome to the React Traveling ASCII Art Exhibition * * * "We don't know much about art, but we know what we type." This week's masterpiece: @__________________________.\|/.__________________________@ __ __ \/----\/ \0 0/ WOOF! _\ /_ _| \/ |_ | | | | | | _| | | | | |_ "---|_|--|_|---" *Dog* by Laura, 14, of Wisconsin @__________________________.....__________________________@ This exhibition was made possible by the generous support and e-mailing ability of the Foundation for the Arts, and by the oh-so-cultured Web site Virtually React. To submit your keyboard masterpiece for exhibition, or to send ASCII art to another refined individual like yourself, visit the React ASCII Art Gallery in the Fun Zone at http://www.react.com File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/butterflies.txt From - Mon Dec 30 00:37:39 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!newsxfer2.itd.umich.edu!cliffs.rs.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: I need some ansi work done. Date: 28 Dec 1996 05:57:49 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 52 Message-ID: <19961228055600.AAA04378@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <19961227143200.JAA15420@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9405 In article <19961227143200.JAA15420@ladder01.news.aol.com>, faithaw@aol.com (FaithAW) writes: >i would be very greatful for a butterfly. Not ansi... maybe this will do? >> butterfly << 10/96 _ _ / `._ _.' \ ( @ : `. .' : @ ) \ `. `. ._ _. .' .' / \;' `. `. \ / .' .' `;/ \`. `. \ \_/ / .' .'/ ) :-._`. \ (:) / .'_.-: ( (`.....,`.\/:\/.',.....') >------._|:::|_.------< / .'._>_.-|:::|-._<_.'. \ |o _.-'_.-^|:|^-._`-._ o| |`' ;_.-'|:|`-._; `'| jgs ".o_.-' ;."|:|".; `-._o." ".__." \:/ ".__." ^ * butterfly characture * 11/96 _ _ (o\ /o) /::\ o o /::\ /:'':\ \___/ /:'':\ /:' ':\/6 . 6\/:' ':\ (o:. '( ._. )' .:o) _.-'''-. `\:. \ / .:/` .' '. `\:. /`---'\ .:/` : : `)://`===`\\:(` '. .' /:(/\-===-/\):\ '. .' /:'.,/ /^\ \,.':\ '..' jgs /:.:/(_/ \_)\:.:\ .''._ (::/` : `\::) .' `-....-'` \o) '. (o/ .' ^ '. ^ .' `'''''''''` -joan -- ____ .-" +' "-. /.'.'A_'*`.\ ~* H A P P Y N E W Y E A R *~ |:.*'/\-\. ':| |:.'.||"|.'*:| joan stark \:~^~^~^~^:/ spunk1111@juno.com /`-....-'\ jgs / \ visit my ascii art gallery: `-.,____,.-' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dogweiner.txt Subject: spunk1111: long weiner dog Date: Wed, 15 Jan 1997 16:32:36 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com To: ekveland@online.no --------- Begin forwarded message ---------- From: spunk1111 To: wigwam@rednecks.com Subject: long weiner dog Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 16:07:41 PST Message-ID: <19970114.162607.6679.3.spunk1111@juno.com> --------- Begin forwarded message ---------- From: "Lorraine N. Day" ___ (___) / ) / | | | | | || |_______ | | | (O__) | | |__ | __ | | __/ | XXXXXXXXXXXX--______ / / |- | XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX |-- | | XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX |- | \_______ | | | |_________/ | : | : ___________ | \__/ | | | | | | | | \ | \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | __ | | __/ | | | / |- | | | |- | | __ / | | |- | |--- ___/ | | |___ -- | : | : ________ | \__/ \___ | \_________ \ \ \ \ \\ \ \ \ \ \ \____| | \ ____ / --------- End forwarded message ---------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/house4sale.txt From - Mon Dec 30 00:22:39 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!cliffs.rs.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Moving sign or Moved, anybody please! Date: 28 Dec 1996 05:25:31 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 35 Message-ID: <19961228052400.AAA03771@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <32c3779f.62757700@news.themall.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9398 In article <32c3779f.62757700@news.themall.net>, LarryStvn@romula.net (Larry Stephens) writes: >Moving sign or Moved, anybody please! Here's my "house for sale"... you can change the 'for sale' sign to a 'sold' sign~ ( ) ( _ _._ |_|-'_~_`-._ _.-'-_~_-~_-~-_`-._ _.-'_~-_~-_-~-_~_~-_~-_`-._ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | [] [] [] [] [] | jgs | __ ___ | ._| [] [] | .| [___] |_._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._. |=|________()|__|()_______|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ === ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ _______ === <_4sale_> === ^|^ === | === -joan -- ____ .-" +' "-. /.'.'A_'*`.\ ~* H A P P Y N E W Y E A R *~ |:.*'/\-\. ':| |:.'.||"|.'*:| joan stark \:~^~^~^~^:/ spunk1111@juno.com /`-....-'\ jgs / \ visit my ascii art gallery: `-.,____,.-' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/horses2.txt From - Wed Apr 16 20:10:43 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!hermod.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!news.radio.cz!CESspool!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!sprint!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!newstf02.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: A horse Date: 16 Apr 1997 05:49:01 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 82 Message-ID: <19970416054800.BAA13120@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14238 more... ,,,((((((((( )))))))),,, ,)))))))))))))))), ,(((((((((((((((, ,((((((((((((((((/`/( )\`\)))))))))))))), ))))))))))`` _ \\\ /// _ ``((((((((( ((((((((`` / /d /// \\\ b\ \ ``))))))) )))))))))) | /(( ))\ | ((((((((( ((((((((( .'| / ) ( \ |`. )))))))) ))))))))) ( \ ,/ \, / ) ((((((((( (((((((( \ "` `" / ))))))) jgs``))))) \ / ((((`` (( | | )) / \ ,)))))))),,, ,(((((((((((((((, )\`\)))))))))))))), ///`_ ```((((((((( \\\ b\ \ ``))))))) ))\ | (((((((( ,,,, ( \ |`. )))))))) ____ ,)))))), \, / ) ((((((((-.___.-" `"((((((( `" / ))))))) \`))))) / ((((`` \((((( | `)) / | ))))) \ | / ((((( /) / _\ / ))))) // /'`"~-----~` `. \ (((( // /` `-._ `-. `))) // /` '.`-._ \ (( // /` `-.`\ \ `) // /` \ \ \ // / \ \ \ jgs // ( / (\ ( //__| /__/__| )))))))),,, ,(((((((((((((((, )\`\)))))))))))))), /// _ ``((((((((( \\\ b\ \ ``))))))) ))\ | (((((((( ,,,, ( \ |`. )))))))) ____ ,)))))), \, / ) ((((((((-.___.-" `"((((((( `" / ))))))) \)))))) / ((((`` (((((( | )) / ))))))) \ | /(((((( /) / _| / )))))) // /.`"~-----~` \ \ (((( // /` `. '\ ))) // /` `-._ `-. (( // /` `-._ \ ) // /` \`\ \ , jgs // / \ \ \ , \`. // ( / (\ ( .'/ `.`~=//__| /__/__|=~`.' `=.`~~~~=.,_ _,.=~~~~~~_.=` `~=._ `~==.,__ __,.==~` _.=~` `~=._ ``~~~~~~`` _..=~` ``~~==..__ __..==~~`` ```` -joan -- /\,%,_ \%%%/,\ .-"%%|//% _.' .-" /%%% ascii art gallery: _.-'_.-" 0) \%%% http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ /.\.' \%%% \ / _, %%% `"---"~`\ _,*'\%%' _,--""""-,%%, )*^ `""~~` \%%%, _/ \%%% _.-`/ spunk1111@juno.com |%%,___ _.-" / , , ,|%% .`\ /\ / / joan stark `\ \%' \ / \ \ _,/ /`~-._ _,`\ \`""~~` `"` /-.,_ /' `~"----"~ `\ \ jgs \___,' \.-"`/ `--' File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/3smallhearts.txt (~\/~) /~'\ /`~\ _ _ `\ /'( ` ) ( `\/' ) `' `\ /' `\ /' `\ /' `\/' ' File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/ariane.txt I /^\ /___\ |= =| | | | A | | R | | I | | A | | N | | E | | | | | /|##!##|\ / |##!##| \ / |##!##| \ | / ^ | ^ \ | | / ( | ) \ | |/ ( | ) \| ~ (( )) ~ (( : )) (( : )) (( )) (( )) ( ) . . . File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/elmyra.txt From - Thu Mar 13 17:50:50 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!europa.clark.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!newstf02.news.aol.com!newstf01.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: katfrog@aol.com (Katfrog) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Elmira Fudd Date: 13 Mar 1997 01:55:41 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 19 Message-ID: <19970313015500.UAA04353@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12769 Hello ascii art gurus. This is one of my first attempts at line drawing -- it's supposed to be Elmira Fudd. Feel free to share any comments or improvements. Thanks. __ __ {_{O}_} ._-(/ \)_. / /_ _ \ \ /_/_/ |_\_\_\_\ / / / _ _` \\ \\ (. ( C_) ) \. ( ) .` / /\ `-----' /\\ (`/ /`-._____.-`\\ `) <_//<_./ \\_>\._>bkt Elmira Fudd kimya File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/computer5lines.txt From - Mon Nov 25 22:16:18 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!newspump.sol.net!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: a llittle bigger teeny tiny itty bitty computer... Date: 25 Nov 1996 19:25:58 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.13) Lines: 24 Message-ID: <19961125192800.OAA20664@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader * 5 line computer * 11/96 ____ ||""|| ||__|| jgs [ -=.]`) ====== 0 -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbtheslowwww.txt Subject: The Slow WWW Date: Mon, 13 Jan 1997 02:54:00 -0500 From: Peter Kwa Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Hi list, here is another cartoon ridiculing the slow WWW. Hope you like it, comments welcome. 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60W63 02 02 03 Queen Birdstein, Impatiently Surfing the World Wide Web 03 04 by Pete Casso 970113 04 05 05 06 Swim faster, slowpokes! Faster frogstrokes! 06 07 / 07 08 ..... uh! ah! oh! Ribbit! 08 09 WWW / / / / 09 10 ( "> .oo .oo .oo .00 10 11 (> )> ========= ( -) ==( -) ==( -) ==( -) 11 12 ~~~ ^^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12 13WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60W63 File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/happystpatrick2.txt Subject: Happy St. Patrick's Day! Date: Tue, 25 Feb 1997 09:19:17 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Ok- so it's three weeks away... Here's some new work from me to honor the Irish... -=[ Claddagh ]=- 2/97 __.--'"""""'--.__ __.--' '--.__ .-' '-. .' F R I E N D S H I P '. / L O Y A L T Y \ /` L O V E `\ / _______ \ / _.-'` `'-._ \ / .' .:. .:. '. \ : / ::::::::: \ : ; / ':::::::' \ ; | / ':::::' \ | | ; .:::::.:::.:::::. ; | | | ':::::::::::::::' | | | | .:::::::::::::::. | | | ; ':::::' : ':::::' ; | ; \ : / ; : .-"^`\ .:. /`^"-. : \ .' ___\ .:' ':. /___ `. / \ / /.---. O .---.\ \ / \ | // '-. _o/0\o_ .-' \\ | / \| ;| \ (0\|V|/0) / |; |/ \.:.|| |\_) \~_~_~/ (_/| ||.:./ jgs \` | \ . \ ; .-.^.-. ; / . / | `/ '\_\ \\ \ \ \ / ' \ / / / // /_/' \\ \ \ \ \ / / / / // `'-\_\_\ \ / /_/_/-'` ` '. .' ` ` The Claddagh is a visual portrayal of the eternal bond of friendship, loyalty, and love. The HEART symbolizes love, life's finest impulse. From it, generosity and compassion flow. The HANDS of friendship are clasped around the heart in a gesture of giving. As they cradle the heart gently, the hands are both protective and strong, like true friendship. The CROWN is symbolic of loyalty. It represents the reward of love, the highest achievement the human spirit has yet accomplished. To give the Claddagh is to forge the hands of love, friendship, and loyalty forever. -=[ Claddagh ]=- 2/97 .-"^`\ /`^"-. .' ___\ /___ `. / /.---. O .---.\ \ | // '-. _o/0\o_ .-' \\ | | ;| \ (0\|W|/0) / |; | \ || |\_) \~_~_~/ (_/| || / \ | \ . \ ; .-.^.-. ; / . / | / '\_\ \\ \ \ \ / ' \ / / / // /_/' \\ \ \ \ \ / / / / // jgs `'-\_\_\ \ / /_/_/-'` ` '. .' ` ` -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/chinesenewyear.txt From - Sun Feb 9 14:34:05 1997 Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!enews.sgi.com!su-news-feed4.bbnplanet.com!news1.slip.net!not-for-mail From: Adam Ng Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Could you make me a Chinese New Year ASCII art? Thanks! Date: 5 Feb 1997 17:38:59 GMT Organization: Slip.Net Lines: 49 Message-ID: <5dagjj$5jj$1@news1.slip.net> References: <5d91m7$lgm$1@news1.slip.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: slip-3-barrnet.slip.net X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 unoff BETA release 970124] Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:17014 ||' ||' || || ,, ''''''||''''||'''''' || || ,,,,,,,,||,,,,||,,,,,||, ,||, ', ,||' ,,, '|,, ,,'' || ''||' ||' ,, , ,, '' , || , ',, '''''||'''||' ||'''''||' ,' || |, ||, ,| || || || ,,|' || || || ,| ''||' ||'''''|| '' ''||' '' ,,'' , ,, ||''''''''''||' ||,,,,,,,,,,|| || || ||''''''''''|| ||,,,,,,,,,,|| ,|,, ,,,,, ,,,'''' ''|| ||' , ,,||, ,,,,,||,,||, ||''' ', |,, || || |' || ,, ,,,,,,,,|,,||,||'''||''' || || || ,,,,,,||,,,||,|| || ,|||, || || ||' ||' ,|'|| '|, || || || ,,,,,,||,,,||, ,|' || '',| || ,,,,||,||, || ,'' || ,' || ,|' '''''''''''' || ' || ,|' ,,,,,,,,,, ,|', || || ,|| |, '|'''''|'' ,,' || '' | ,' ,, || '''''''''''''' || ,,,,,,,,,, || || ||' || || || || ||,,,,,,|| -- Adam Ng vuongng@slip.net http://www.geocities.com/~adamng File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/biplane.txt In article <5ftht8$leu$1@diana.ibernet.es>, jmpoison@idecnet.com (Poison) writes: >And, Joan, if you are reading this, I really liked that airliner among >the clouds you posted some time ago. But it wouldn't do for this sig! :( I guess that means I ought to try a new one... I love a challenge. I think most of you know that! Here is my attempt... it's a little bigger than your two- perhaps you can use it sometime... -=[ biplane ]=- 3/97 __/\__ `==/\==` ____________/__\____________ /____________________________\ __||__||__/.--.\__||__||__ /__|___|___( >< )___|___|__\ _/`==`\_ jgs (/------\) =joan -- _ _ \`\ /`/ \ V / |_ _ ,_ -|-_ '-|- /. .\ o o o | |(_)|_) |(_) | | =\ T /= | / ^ \ joan stark {}/\\ //\ __\ " " /__ ASCII art gallery: jgs (____/^\____) http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/castle.txt From - Wed Nov 20 21:52:54 1996 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!hammer.uoregon.edu!hunter.premier.net!feed1.news.erols.com!news.idt.net!news.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!uunet!in1.uu.net!news2.interlog.com!news.interlog.com!news From: "B.J.H" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: castles and borders needed Date: 20 Nov 1996 16:57:42 GMT Organization: InterLog Internet Services Lines: 42 Message-ID: <01bbd705$1b3cd340$0acb22cf@bramie.interlog.com> References: <1996Nov20.004457@axp1> NNTP-Posting-Host: ip203-10.cc.interlog.com X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1155 I e-mailed you..... |>>> | |>>> _ _|_ _ |>>> | |;| |;| |;| | _ _|_ _ \\. . / _ _|_ _ |;|_|;|_|;| \\:. , / |;|_|;|_|;| \\.. / ||; . | \\. . / \\. , / ||: . | \\: . / ||: |_ _ ||_ . _ | _ _||: | ||: .|||_|;|_|;|_|;|_|;|_|;||:. | ||: ||. . . . ||: .| ||: . || . . . . , ||: | \,/ ||: ||: , _______ . ||: , | /`\ ||: || . /+++++++\ . ||: | ||: ||. |+++++++| . ||: . | __ ||: . ||: , |+++++++|. . _||_ | ____--`~ '--~~__|. |+++++__|----~ ~`---, ___ -~--~ ~---__|,--~' ~~----_____-~' `~----~~ -- **Bram Hernick ***bramie@interlog.com ***http://www.interlog.com/~bramie/ persoka@wku.edu wrote in article <1996Nov20.004457@axp1>... > please help me! > i am getting married in few short monthe, and my fiance and i wanted > to send out e-mail wedding invitations to go along with the > invitations that we will be sending out u.s mail. > what i need are castles and borders. > if someone could help me with these it would be much appreciated. > thanks for your time, > kim > > File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/duckalabeach.txt Subject: Duck Alabeach Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 16:09:44 GMT From: Mike Bell Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      Organization: Pharoh On-Line Service To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Even though we are still in the middle of winter, here is warm thought. ,``. ,.. ...... ,' ,` ,` ;,` `.... ; =,` ; . `;'''''''''''''''''.,' , ,.`\\ `. `,,,,, `` \\ .. `, \\ ..' `,,. \\ ..' `````````;```' \\ .... mBb 1/97 `...........\\' ..... \\ ..... \\ ..... =======... .......... | \\ ....... ...II............II.. | \\........ ......II............II.... |~~~~~~|.... .....IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.... |~~~~~~|.... ..... 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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ..... ...... /\ /\ /\................./\../\../\ ....... ::::::::::::...............:::::::::::: ... :::::::::: :::::::::: :::::::: :::::::: - Mike \ /// .00.. ......``@#@$`. .... .o, #%$$#%^^%^ .....,,.......,,,,...,`$#%. `,$%&Y%&^$%$%$%$%%$#*%$$$#$$%$#$%$%$%!:\. `'`''''`.%$^^&^%&^%*^*$*#o$#%$^%$^$^., : .____/_. .$^%$$%#$#^&%&%@$%$#@!##$%%#, `, :Mooooo: `%$%$*#$$$^*$$$$#%#$$$%^&&. `------' '.$#@$$#$#$%^o@%$#%%$@@#$.` ,%#%$#%%^%^$#%$#%$#%$^&,` mBb 12/96 `.,......@#%$#%$^!$#%^. || || `.......||,|| || || || || ++ ++ ++ ++ mike.bell@pharoh.uu.holonet.net File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/diabetics.txt From - Tue Mar 11 07:07:48 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news.bc.net!nntp.portal.ca!van-bc!n1van.istar!van.istar!west.istar!ott.istar!istar.net!tor.istar!east.istar!n4tor.istar!news3.idirect.com!lagoon.idirect.com!unet23.idirect.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca (llizard) Subject: Re: Looking for some medizine stuff Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=US-ASCII MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.8 (x86 32bit) X-Newsmaster: Laszlo Herczeg (las@idirect.com) Lines: 35 X-Client-Port: 1693 Message-ID: <332409ad.0@lagoon.idirect.com> References: <33227D8B.6652@pnm.vgp.de> X-Nntp-Posting-Host: lagoon.idirect.com Date: 10 Mar 97 13:17:11 UTC Lines: 35 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12618 In article <33227D8B.6652@pnm.vgp.de>, rblume@pnm.vgp.de says... > >Im on the way to make a domain for the speziell interests of diabetics. [snip] >Im looking for all kind of sweets and needles. > >okay, sorry for my really poor English- writing. I think I understand what you are asking for. 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Date: Thu, 9 Jan 1997 12:47:34 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: more of my stuff... | \ _ / -= (_) =- .\/. / \ .\\//o\\ ,\/. | ,~ //o\\|,\/. ,.,., ,\/. ,\//o\\ |\ | |//o\ /###/#\ //o\ /o\\| /| \ ^^|^^|^~|^^^|' '|:|^^^|^^^^^|^^|^^^""""""""("~~~~~~~~/_|__\~~~~~~~~~~ .|'' . | '''""'"''. |`===`|'' '"" "" " (" ~~~~ ~ ~======~~ ~~ ~ jgs^^ ^^^ ^ ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^ ^^ "" """( " ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~ | \ _ / -= (_) =- / \ ,\//,.\//\/. ,\/, ,\/.//, | ,~ //o\\/o//o\\ ,.,., //o\ /o\\o\\ |\ | | | /###/#\ | | | /| \ | | | |' '|:| |`=.='| | /_|__\ jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^""""""""""~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * . . . . * . * * * .-. * * . 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MAY YOUR WEDDING BE FILLED WITH SUNSHINE!" _______________________________________________________________________________ _,-':IWWWW\___ _____ . . . . . .__ . .:IIIIWWWWWWW\__ _,--'.;IWW\_ _,-----_ ,-' `--. .:;IIIIIWWWWWWWW\_/ .;IIWWIW\ . . ,' ,, _ \ __-- :;IIIWWWWWWWWWW;: .:;IIIIWWWW\ /,,__--' ,--_ _' \. .:;IIWWWWWWWWWW;. :;IIIIIWWWW\__ . ._--' _- / )`__ `-. ::IIIWWWWWWWWW:. .;IIIWWWWWWI:M\_ . _-' / /||@ /@@`__ ::;;;IIIIW;:. .:;IIMMMWI:WW\ / / /||@@@@@ee@@@@@`__ .:;;III: ..:::II::WWW\ .,' / /||@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_ .........===~~~/ / /||~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\_ ....... __ _ .--- ' - / /||- - -_ --__----__-- _- _\ ... .........._ - ' ||| -_ - -- __-- _ -- -_ ..............@@...'_ _ - __ - __ -_ -- - ............. writes: >10 Jan 97 > >Hi all.... I'm still mucking around with my signature file. Haven't >really decided on anything yet. I really really like Mike's beach >signature..... mind if I modify it a bit?? ;) > >Anyway.... I am now considering having a night time beach scene with >moonlight instead of a sun.... any ready made stuff out there anyone >would care to pass on?? > >Thanks! >Ona > File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/formula1.txt Subject: First time ascii art! Date: Fri, 22 Nov 1996 16:46:56 +0100 From: erahasg@eraj.ericsson.se (Hakan Schang) To: ekveland@online.no Hi! Just thought I'd send you some ascii art I made. The first one (the tiny F1-car) have I just brushed up a bit, but the other two have I made from scratch. The big Formula 1 car was actually my first try at ascii art, what do you think? You're free to put these in your collection, but I'd like to get some credits (at the pictures) if you do. /H.Schang Formula 1 cars: ___ |_o_| []=(_)=[] A nice little F1-car, looks like it is from the middle of the '80-ies. ______ | | _.---. | | .-' | | ___ _.-' | ____ ___ | .' `._.-'____.-------`-------' ````--.' `.--..__ |_/ _ \~~' /""" / _ \ `. . | (_) | | | (_) | _----' |`. /.. ]]] \________ ~~\ /| ````. ~~`.___.'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` `.___.' `~~~~~' This one looks a bit like a Williams-Renault from 1995. Motorcycle: .--. ` `. <```--... .---// < `. `.. `.___ / ___`.' _`_ . ` .'\\__ .'---`.`. / .'---`. /.' _`.\_\ / /.'\\ `.\ || <__||_| ]]] | || ~ || \`.___.'/ /________\ \`.___.'/ `.___.' `.___.' This one I made as a answer to a request from an ascii art newsgroup reader. 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Date: Sun, 01 Dec 1996 00:24:14 +0100 Organization: XS4ALL, networking for the masses Lines: 37 Message-ID: <32A0C21E.5BD3@xs4all.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: asd05-00.dial.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-XS4ALL-Date: Sun, 01 Dec 1996 00:22:37 MET X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.01Gold (Win95; I) [Face to face] (\___/) \ (, ,) c\ >' )o_/ /\ ____/ /__ ,_ / \ __/ ` ~ ) / _/// /_ %%%___%, . ' .) \ /# _____________ %%% = =% , / \ / | | '\\\\\\ ___%% > __..,; \,/ | ' ____|_ /' \_% ^ % \:,# | + '||:::::: / %%%% .'%#.% | '||_____| /. ,- O < \%"# '________|_____| (\ <' ' |\ / '-.___ ___/____|___\___ _.\__\________\_\___/), |\\_______________| _ ' <<<:| |_________'___o_o| b'ger "I definitely think we're in trouble..." -- ----- `,---------------------------------------------- ,\, # joris bellenger (b'ger) |/ ? e-mail: svzanten@xs4all.nl ----| ~ )\--------------------------------------------- /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ ascii-art gallery at: / <_ ____,_ \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm --/___/_____ \---------------------------------------- \/| File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/bmx.txt From - Thu Jan 9 23:17:32 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.nacamar.de!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: bike Date: Thu, 09 Jan 1997 11:32:02 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 38 Message-ID: <32D4C921.4903@wing.rug.nl> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: wing1.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) To: The Jumper Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9935 The Jumper wrote: > > could someone post a guy on a BMX bike?? Here's two guys on BMX's in a halfpipe: ,-. ( o )_, ,-. `-`./\( o ) /`.\/-' ,--. \=+' ,--. / /| O / /| / / | / / | ,--: \ .--: | | | ,-: | | | | |( o-);-. | | | | \ `-'/\_ \_O ,'/ | | | \ '\-\`--'__ __,-' / | | | `.( o') ``------'' ,' | | | `:-' ,' | | | `-.__ __,-' | / | ``------'' hh |/ `------------------------------------' -- _____ _ _ _ ,-'`. | __| |_|_|_____ ___ ___ _| | _ _ _ _ ___ ,'`.,-'`. |__ | | | | _| . | . | | \ / \ |\| ' | /`.,'`.,-'`. |_____|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |___|___| |_/ \_/ | | | (`./`-,'`.,-'`. _ _ _ _ _ _ \.\.( `,'`.,-' Herman Hiddema |_) /| |\| | / ` )`\ |.|`,' Venuslaan 147 c | /"| | | | \_, ,' \/`) /.| 9742 KN Groningen ,-'"`-. / \,'\/`( ( The Netherlands //// / @ @ \ \\\\ \,'`./`./`.\ tel. 050-5775373 \ :=| ,._,. |=: / \ ,'\ /\ ) mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl || ,\ \_../ /. || \ ,; \,' http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod/ ||','`-._))'`.`|| `: \.' `-' (/ `-' `./ Now there's a man who knows where his towel is! File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/beaver2.txt From - Sun Feb 16 13:17:16 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!hermod.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Beaver art Date: 15 Feb 1997 14:17:47 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 23 Message-ID: <19970215141700.JAA11221@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <33036D0D.15A3@innet.be> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11641 In article <33036D0D.15A3@innet.be>, Johan Myny writes: >I asked for a beaver a few days ago. To add to Llizard's beaver... -=[ beaver ]=- 12/96 ___ .=" "=._.---. ." c ' Y'`p / , `. w_/ jgs | '-. / / _,..._| )_-\ \_=.\ `-....-'`------)))`=-'"`'" -joan -- _ _ ( \/ ) .---. \ / .-"-. / 6_6 \/ / 4 4 \ joan stark \_ (__\ \_ v _/ spunk1111@juno.com // \\ // \\ (( )) (( )) =======""===""========""===""======= ASCII Art Gallery: jgs ||| ||| http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ | | File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fontjulie.txt From - Thu Jan 9 07:52:41 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!arclight.uoregon.edu!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!news.cic.net!phish.nether.net!joolie From: joolie@phish.nether.net (julie wager) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: um, stuff i guess Date: 9 Jan 1997 02:35:57 GMT Organization: Nether.Net -- Public access Linux system Lines: 54 Message-ID: <5b1lid$4ir@news.cic.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: phish.nether.net X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9921 um, i was bored so i made a lower case alphabet. so here it is for all to see and those who like it are free to take it and use it as they please i am a "beginning" ascii artist :) ,, ,, ,###. ,#' '#, ,#' ` ,, ,#' ,,, '#, ,,, -,#'- ,,, .# #; #$"#; .#' ` ;#"$# .#' `, :# .#' `, #' '# $. ,# ##. #, .$ ##,,.' $# ##. ,# "#,,$#,. ,:###' '#:.,' '###:, '#:.,' ,:' '#:.,#: ##" . ##' ```` ,, ,, ,#` ,#' ,, ,, ,#' ,#' ,#' ` ` ,#' ,' ,#' '#,:$, ,#. 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':#' '#,,.' jaw@main.com -=- joolie@nether.net -=- http://www.main.com/~jaw -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fire.txt Subject: Re: Flames Date: Tue, 1 Apr 1997 11:44:55 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <333F5D01@pcmail.plexus.com> On Mon, 31 Mar 1997 00:43:00 CST "Doxtator, Gary" writes: ________________________________________ > >Does anyone have some flames? I would like to >get some where the bottom of the screen looks >likes it's on fire. > ________________________________________ Here's some work that I've done with flames/fire... __ [] || [] || [] || [] __ || [] || || [] .-||-||-. [] /\ _\_______/_===========[]=(-o) )\_____/( [] \/ / || \ [] / || \ [] / || \ [] /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ [] / :: \ [] ( :: ) [] `-----------------' [] ) [] ( ) [] )( . ( [] .) @@) ) [] ` ) @@(@@)@ [] (@@(@@)@ [] @(@.@)@@ [] ` (@{__}@)` [] :__; [] ___ {}+ [] ( = ) .---'`---. [] | |_ jgs / \ ________[]____ ____| |_|==========(____________)_/______________\ -=[ 5 line devil ]=- 12/96 (_)L|J ) (") | ( ,(. A `/ \-| (,`) )' (' \/\ / | ) (. jgs (' ),). _W_ | (,)' ) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ L|J(_) ) | (") ( ,(. |`/ \- y (,`) )' (' | \ /\/ ) (. jgs (' ),) | _W_ (,)' ). ~ Fire-Breathing Dragon ~ 7/96 ___ .~))>> .~)>> .~))))>>> .~))>> ___ .~))>>)))>> .-~))>> .~)))))>> .-~))>>)> .~)))>>))))>> .-~)>>)> ) .~))>>))))>> .-~)))))>>)> ( )@@*) //)>)))))) .-~))))>>)> ).@(@@ //))>>))) .-~))>>)))))>>)> (( @.@). //))))) .-~)>>)))))>>)> )) )@@*.@@ ) //)>))) //))))))>>))))>>)> (( ((@@@.@@ |/))))) //)))))>>)))>>)> )) @@*. )@@ ) (\_(\-\b |))>)) //)))>>)))))))>>)> (( @@@(.@(@ . _/`-` ~|b |>))) //)>>)))))))>>)> )* @@@ )@* (@) (@) /\b|))) //))))))>>))))>> (( @. )@( @ . _/ / \b)) //))>>)))))>>>_._ )@@ (@@*)@@. (6, 6) / ^ \b)//))))))>>)))>> ~~-. ( @jgs@@. @@@.*@_ ~^~^~, /\ ^ \b/)>>))))>> _. `, ((@@ @@@*.(@@ . \^^^/' ( ^ \b)))>> .' `, ((@@).*@@ )@ ) `-' (( ^ ~)_ / `, (@@. (@@ ). ((( ^ `\ | `. (*.@* / (((( \ \ . `. / ((((( \ \ _.-~\ Y, ; / / (((((( \ \.-~ _.`" _.-~`, ; / / `(((((() ) (((((~ `, ; _/ _/ `"""/ /' ; ; _.-~_.-~ / /' _.-~ _.' ((((~~ / /' _.-~ __.--~ (((( __.-~ _.-~ .' .~~ : ,' ~~~~~ >Joan, sorry about the sequence of your love >story. I guess you're right about how us >adults shouldn't support sex before >marriage. >Regards to anyone else if I offended you. I >was mainly trying to illustrate the animation >effect... I was pretty sure that that's what you were doing- I didn't think that you rearranged the sequence intentionally... in fact, I didn't notice until I ran through the animation a couple of times. As for the connotation of it being out of order, I know people who have had children before marriage and I'm not one to judge them... but I don't believe that it is something to joke about... And since you didn't do it intentionally,... subject dropped and back to the ASCII art! -joan -- _ _ _ _ (\o/\o/) we are each of us angels with only one wing (\o/\o/) jgs /_\/_\ and can only fly by embracing each other /_\/_\ joan stark ASCII ART GALLERY: File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dragonbaby.txt Subject: Re: qu -> Huh?) Date: Sat, 22 Feb 1997 17:20:33 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <19970221112525.AAA1709@[206.103.31.57]> another new one... from my notepad... -=[ baby dragon ]=- 2/97 _.===._ ,"^^^^", /_\^^^/_\ / ^ ,^ \ , (0\ ^ /0)\ / ^ / ^ \ /\ \ / ^^ ^ \ ^ \ ",." / ) ( ^ ^ ^ \ \ ,' (o_o)^ \ ^ ,) /`^^` ^V^\ ^ \ \_,-"(((( jgs / /`""/ / (((` '((( -joan -- /| , ,/// /| // // ,/// // // // // // // || || || || // // __, ,__) __, ,__) || || // // (--| | | ,__) ,__) (--| | || || // // | | | |_ _ -|- , | | _ || || || || _|_|_| | |(_| | /_) _|__| |_) \\,\|,|\_// ( |_, ( | \\)\)\\|/ _____, __ )-."" .-( (--| \ ( ) //^\` `/^\\ | | _ _ / // | | \\ _|__/ (_) (_, | ,/_| 0| _ | 0|_\, ( . /` `"=.v.="` `\ /` _."{_,_}"._ `\ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com jgs `/` ` \ ||| / ` `\` `",_ \\=^~^=// _,"` ASCII Art Gallery: "=,\'-=-'/,=" http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ '---' File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/computermouse.txt From - Sat Mar 1 21:39:48 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!hermod.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!howland.erols.net!usenet.kornet.nm.kr!soback2!nowhb From: nowhb@soback2.kornet.nm.kr (YoungHee Choi ) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Ascii Mouse Date: 27 Feb 1997 21:17:14 GMT Organization: KORNET Lines: 34 Message-ID: <5f4tkq$pg$1@usenet.kornet.nm.kr> NNTP-Posting-Host: soback.kornet.nm.kr X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12136 , , ,',' ; ; `.`. ) ; ,,,-',' _____,,,,---''",,,-' ___,,--'""_____,,,,--''"" __,,--'"__,,--'""" ,-"_,,--'"" ; ,' .,------,....___ ; ; / ; """`---.._ `.``-.._____,,,,,/ ; ""``. ``--...___;;;;/-"""""-; \ ```; ; ;; ; ; / ; ;"----....;___ ; ;; ;-,,,,,___ ""`"--..._ ,' ; ; ; """"``---...__""-...,-' ,' ; ; "`-....,-' / `-._ _-------_ ,' "`--'"""""""""``--.. ,,' ""`---'" -- i /'\ /'\ /'\ \./ ,' ', \./ /'\ .__.-'.:::.'-.__. \./ \./ ~--_________--~ E-Mail : miya@nownuri.nowcom.co.kr _I=I___I=I_ Now ID : miya (DeokJin Kang, M, 21) .__.-~.:::::::::.~-.__. .\./ \/./ ~---_____________---~ '\I/' . \i/ . ,. . . '\I/' (*)__I_I__[_]__I_I__(*)____I___ o____I_,,__OOo_.._.o___I_o_ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cartoonjoan2.txt Subject: Re: More cartoon characters Date: Fri, 7 Mar 1997 15:49:46 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <19970307.074118.6671.0.spunk1111@juno.com>      <19970306.151442.12366.0.toonz@juno.com> And more new ones.... -=[ Bambi ]=- 3/97 , //\ / | ; | /_| .-"` `"-. /` `\ / \ .-.,_| .-"""-. /| | `",_,-' (((-.' (_ \ (`"=._.'/ ( (o> '-`"# , '.`"-'` / `--` , '==` /\\ `'--'`\ _.`'"` / | \ `.,__,-`} | | | ) { } \ \ (.--==---==-------' { } ",/` \ / / ^| \ ( ; / `\ \ ; / } | ) \ / /` } / ,-' |=,_ | /,_ ,'/ | _,.-`/ `"=\ \\ \ | ."` \ | \ \`\ \ | | \ \ `\ \ `\ \ | | \ \ `\ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \ | | ) \ \ \ ) \ jgs `) \ ^ww ) \ ^ww ^ww ^ww -= [ Raggedy Ann ]=- 3/97 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,(((((((((()))))))), ,((((((((((())))))))))), ,(((((((((\\\|///)))))))), ,((((((((((///|\\\))))))))), ((((((((`` ``)))))))) (((((( .-""" """-. )))))) ((((( `\.-. .-./` ))))) ((((( -=(') ) (') )=- ))))) '(((( /'-' '-'\ ))))' ((((\ _, /\ ,_ /)))) '((((\ \ ~~ / /))))' '((('. `-()-' .')))' jgs '-.,__,.-' -joan -- , , /(_, ,_)\ DON'T MESS WITH ME... \ _/ \_ / I'M A REAL CRAB TODAY! // \\ \\ (@)(@) // joan stark \'="=="='/ spunk1111@juno.com ,===/ \===, ",===\ /===," ASCII art gallery: " ,==='------'===, " http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ jgs " " File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/b5eadreadnought.txt From - Sun Mar 9 11:37:14 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cdc2.cdc.net!news.texas.net!uunet!mg134-041.ricochet.net!user From: mariposa@ricochet.net (The Right Rev. Felix Roy Mariposa, Prophet) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Babylon 5 ASCIIs: EA Dreadnaught Date: 8 Mar 1997 04:09:52 GMT Organization: ULC Lines: 26 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: mg134-041.ricochet.net Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12530 The Earth Alliance's Dreadnaught Class ship .i ||i __--~\__========== #---,'""""`-_ [==/~~) [==/~~) (^^\==] ,--~~ __-/| H~~~~~~~~~| |~~~~~~~~~|----====-|~~~~~~|---====-====----| .--~~ | //====| | [==E~[==E~i ||-/######|[==E~I|H]=###|-/-++++=[| ||||___+_. | `======'-. [==E_[==E_! ||-\######|[==E_!|H]=###|-\-++++=[| ||||~~~+~' | ,======.-' |_________|----====-|______|---====-====----| '--__ | \\====| | i~\ / [==\__) [==\__) (__/==] `--__ ~~-\| H_________| !__\ / ~~--_/~~========== ---=:==:\___/-- | | ' --- For more ASCIIs, check out my new ftp site: is5.nyu.edu/home/f/frm200 username: frm200 password: mariposa B5, Life In Hell, Earthworm Jim, Rocko's Modern Life and more! The Rev. File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fireextinguisher.txt Subject: extinguisher Date: Sun, 9 Mar 1997 19:16:13 -0600 From: Douglas Park Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART ------------.. ''........$$$$. /'.' $;$ '$$. !./'..$;$.. '$$ !'.$;;;;;;;$. $$ ' $;;;;;;;;;$ $$ $;; ;;;;;;$ $$ $;; ;;;;;;$ $$ $;; ;;;;;;$ $$ $;; ;;;;;;$ $$ $;; ;;;;;;$ $$ $;; ;;;;;;$ $$ $;; ;;;;;;$ $$ $;; ;;;;;;$ $$. $;; ;;;;;;$ '$$ $;; ;;;;;;$ $;; ;;;;;;$ $;;;;;;;;;$ dp;;;;;;;;$ '$$$$$$$' .................................. ! Pull pin, Press lever, ! ! Direct spray at base of flames ! !................................! File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cigarette.txt From - Sun Nov 17 16:02:03 1996 Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Path: online.no!sn.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!netcom.com!bertino From: joris bellenger Subject: Re: [REQ] ANSi or ASCii Cigar or Cigarette - URGENT! Message-ID: Sender: bertino@netcom15.netcom.com Organization: XS4ALL, networking for the masses References: Date: Tue, 12 Nov 1996 16:06:20 GMT Approved: bertino@netcom.com Lines: 25 Joao Viegas wrote: > > Could someone please get me that? I would be very grateful... Something like that? ) ) ( . ) _____________________ ||||______________|______| b'ger -- `, <--- ,\, # |/ ? SEE YA! | ~ )\ ------- /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) ~_/ \ e-mail: svzanten@xs4all.nl File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/egyptian.txt From - Sun Nov 17 15:56:30 1996 Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!netcom.com!bertino From: joris bellenger Subject: [pic] Walking like... Message-ID: Sender: bertino@netcom15.netcom.com Organization: XS4ALL, networking for the masses Date: Tue, 12 Nov 1996 22:30:05 GMT Approved: bertino@netcom.com Lines: 37 [Walking like an egyptian] ? ____"_ | | /" _))) |\_/|______, /===( _\ /::| Q ____) ("___| > ,_ /:::| / ,_ o _= / _/// /::::|_ / / _/// _______| |____/ | _|:::::| |:___/ | | __) \_/ /____| | '----'\_/ /___| _| / \ ) ) _| / \ : / _\\\__/ \ / _\\\__/ \ / / ( /===( / \ \ / \ / \ \ / \ | \ \ | \ | \ \ | \ | \ \ |,_________\ | \ \ / ) / ) |,_______\___\ / / ( | | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| |/ \| S__ S__ S__ S__ /___\ /___\ b'ger /___\ /___\ -- `, <--- ,\, # |/ ? SEE YA! | ~ )\ ------- /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) ~_/ \ e-mail: svzanten@xs4all.nl File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/lions.txt From - Wed Apr 9 23:20:35 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!newsfeed.nacamar.de!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!sprint!uunet!in1.uu.net!152.163.170.17!newstf01.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: A male lion with an impressive mane, thank you!!! Date: 9 Apr 1997 18:10:59 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Message-ID: <19970409181000.OAA18268@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <334321E2.5A5F@nowhere.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Lines: 42 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13962 In article <334321E2.5A5F@nowhere.com>, The Lion writes: >Please, give a poor lion a home! These guys are up for adoption... ,%%%%%%%%, ,%%/\%%%%/\%% ,%%%\c "" J/%%% %. %%%%/ o o \%%% `%%. %%%% _ |%%% `%% `%%%%(__Y__)%%' // ;%%%%`\-/%%%' (( / `%%%%%%%' \\ .' | \\ / \ | | \\/ ) | | jgs \ /_ | |__ (___________))))))) ,%%%%%%%, ,%%/\%%%%/\%, ,%%%\c "" J/%%, %. %%%%/ d b \%%% `%%. __ %%%% _ |%%% `%% .-' `"~--"`%%%%(=_Y_=)%%' // .' `. `%%%%`\7/%%%'____ (( / ; `%%%%%%%'____))) `.`--' ,' _,`-._____`-, ``` jgs `"""`._____ `--,` `))) `~"-))) ``` ``` -joan -- __ \/ __ /o \{}/ o\ \ () / joan stark `> /\ <` jgs (o/\/\o) ASCII ART GALLERY: ) ( File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/felixthecat.txt From - Wed Jan 8 22:36:39 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!metro.atlanta.com!cpk-news-feed3.bbnplanet.com!tomcat.msrcnavo.navy.mil!news From: Julio Antonio Serrano De Los Santos Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Felix the Cat Date: Tue, 07 Jan 1997 17:38:24 -0600 Organization: Miramar Technology. http://www.mirtech.com Lines: 21 Message-ID: <32D2DE70.48D4@mirtech.com> References: <32D2A0F2.423A@ugrad.cs.ubc.ca> Reply-To: julio@mirtech.com NNTP-Posting-Host: 167.114.50.69 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0Gold (Win95; I) To: Chris Hernandez Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9891 .:. .::::. .. ..::::::'':: ::::.. .::'''''::: ''. 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''........'' +- Julio Antonio Serrano -+----------------------------+ | Miramar Technology | http://www.mirtech.com | | Product Engineer | Tel 011-52-12-10-14-96 | +-------------------------+- mailto:julio@mirtech.com -+ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/enterprise.txt From - Wed Dec 11 18:06:14 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!mindspring!uunet!in2.uu.net!199.232.240.5!news.ziplink.net!usenet From: Rick Sedona Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Enterprise ascii Date: Wed, 11 Dec 1996 03:35:15 -0800 Organization: Orison Systems Lines: 122 Message-ID: <32AE9C73.6468@ziplink.net> References: <5870s7$4ll@service-2.agate.net> Reply-To: "" NNTP-Posting-Host: ip70-max6-la.ziplink.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01Gold (Win95; I) To: Katherine Crosby Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8696 Katherine Crosby wrote: > > Garling G Beard III wrote: > > >Can anybody E-mail me an Enterprise for my sig. > > >I am the God of E-mail. > > > > Surely the God of E-mail ought to be able to do that for himself. > > ---------------- > Katherine Crosby Frank Crosby > crosby@agate.net Stephanie Crosby > Millinocket, Maine Katherine ... 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Rivendell International Communications >:< >:< \`| http://rivendel.com >:< >:< gandalf `| captain rivendel.com ~ 208.200.226.2 >:< >~~~~~~~~~~~ | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~- gandalf@rivendel.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~< >:< 208.200.226.2 3000 DS9 208.200.226.2 4000 36 Chambers >:< >:< 208.200.226.2 5000 Cyber Eden 128.8.86.84 6000 TRD >:< >:< 208.200.226.2 7777 Dragon's Lair 208.200.226.2 8888 Nilgiri >:< ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/deer.txt From - Mon Apr 7 20:57:13 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!hermod.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!newsfeed.nacamar.de!worldnet.att.net!howland.erols.net!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: I need ascii pictures of a hart/ASCII site Date: 7 Apr 1997 12:10:36 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 48 Message-ID: <19970407121000.IAA09131@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <0Cw+HRBBi7RzEwLB@xemu.demon.co.uk> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13864 In article <0Cw+HRBBi7RzEwLB@xemu.demon.co.uk>, Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine writes: > > /| |\ > `__\\ //__' > || || > \__`\ |'__/ > `_\\ //_' > _.,:---;,._ > \_: :_/ > |@. .@| > | | > ,\.-./ \ > ;;`-' `---__________-----.-. > ;;; \_\ > ';;; | > ; | ; > \ \ \ | / > \_, \ / \ |\ > |';| |,,,,,,,,/ \ \ \_ > | | | \ / | > \ \ | | / \ | > | || | | | | | > | || | | | | | > | || | | | | | > |_||_| |_| |_| > /_//_/ /_/ /_/ > > I believe that this deer was made by New Zealand ASCII Artist, Valkyrie (aka Marie Bird)... she has a wonderful homepage with lots of ASCII art at: http://www.earthlight.co.nz/users/valkyrie/ -joan -- .-. 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No animals were >_,< killed in (oo) the creation or ,-------(._.) testing of / | || this picture! * ||W--'|| Bye, File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/1line.txt From - Sun Nov 17 16:26:17 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.mathworks.com!EU.net!usenet2.news.uk.psi.net!uknet!usenet1.news.uk.psi.net!uknet!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!xemu.demon.co.uk!dave From: Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine Newsgroups: comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html,alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One line ASCII art Date: Sun, 17 Nov 1996 00:10:45 +0000 Organization: 1st Canine Chapel of Bob Dobbs Dog (Church of the SubGenius) Lines: 23 Distribution: world Message-ID: References: <3267E6A6.29C5@interlog.com> <54ftl2$pll@Venus.mcs.net> <327a08f4.2232179@199.190.65.4> <328412B9.6F1A@texoma.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk X-NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsreader: Turnpike Version 3.01 Xref: online.no comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html:34162 alt.ascii-art:7309 In ar<328412B9.6F1A@texoma.com>, Adam DeWolf writes >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > >Tight Rope snails @/ @/ \@ "@ ants . . . sex 8//=/\-. ####_ @@@@@@@ (!) -- /__/ \ DON'T GET SCREWED by R-S-A-Ci @@/__/ _ \ / |__| ((((((((() @@@ |__|{_}| \__\__/ \__\___/ / \ Dave@xemu.demon.co.uk / \ +--+ : .---' : ' L :. http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/censor/index.html#StrawPoll Have *Y*O*U* voted yet on whether we want ratings ??? ~~~~~~~ From - Mon Nov 18 17:46:44 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!uunet!in2.uu.net!news2.jaring.my!usenet From: Tissue Newsgroups: comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html,alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One line ASCII art Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 12:50:46 +0800 Organization: Unconfigured Lines: 30 Message-ID: <328FEB26.7C14@pl.jaring.my> References: <3267E6A6.29C5@interlog.com> <54ftl2$pll@Venus.mcs.net> <327a08f4.2232179@199.190.65.4> <328412B9.6F1A@texoma.com> Reply-To: ycteng@pl.jaring.my NNTP-Posting-Host: j7.jhb2.jaring.my Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0Gold (Win95; I) Xref: online.no comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html:34273 alt.ascii-art:7376 > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > >Tight Rope > > snails @/ @/ \@ "@ > > ants . . . > > sex 8//=/\-. (#)---== batminton racket ,---'---'---'---=@== fishing rod j hook W tooth ,=;=;=;=;=;=;=O~ centipede =8>-()< chicken (:O:) handiplus __ Tissue )( ycteng@pl.jaring.my ~++~ p9612424@sp.ac.sg () '' "if only i had a genie..." File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/aquarium3d.txt From - Sun Feb 9 14:55:03 1997 Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!arclight.uoregon.edu!news.bc.net!rover.ucs.ualberta.ca!news.sas.ab.ca!spratz From: spratz@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca () Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: NEWbie tries 3-D Date: 9 Feb 1997 08:40:22 GMT Organization: Edmonton FreeNet, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Lines: 37 Message-ID: <5dk2hm$fo0$1@news.sas.ab.ca> NNTP-Posting-Host: fn2.freenet.edmonton.ab.ca X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2.6] Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:17215 Greetings, folks. I'm Sean. I started reading a.a-a about two weeks ago and became fascinated (much to the dismay of my wife). Read all the FAQs I could find and have been drawing for the past week. Here's my first picture; an attempt at a 3-D aquarium. The big fish is from the archives (no credit), the rest is original. I limited this to 78 columns. Anyone care to comment? =*[-]*=- - - - - - -=*[-]*=- - - - - - -=*[-]*=- - - - - - -=*[-]* . . . o o o O . , O . , O . , .:/ .:/ .:/ o ,,///;, ,;/ o ,,///;, ,;/ o ,,///;, ,;/ . o::::::::;;/// . o:::::::;;/// . o::::::;;/// ,} >:::\::::;;\\\ ,} >::::\:::;;\\\ ,} >:::::\::;;\\\ ,} ,{{ ''\\\\\'" ';,{{ ''\\\\\'" ';\,{{ ''\\\\\'" ';\ ,{{ i|' , ><> ';\ i|' , ><> ';\ i|' , ><> ';\ i|' , {{ ,` . {{ ,` . {{ ,` . {{ ,` }}" . ,` }}" . ,` }}" . ,` }}" {{ <>< `,{{ <>< `,{{ <>< `,{{ I}}bo, ,i@a. ,cdI}}bo, ,i@a. ,cdI}}bo, ,i@a. ,cdI}}bo, {{B888ba. ,dSMPb, .Al38{{B888ba. ,dSMPb, .Al38{{B888ba.,dSMPb, .Al38{{B888 S. Pratz --- ****** Sean or Jaq Pratz * spratz@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca ****** * o \ o / _ o __| \ / |__ o _ \ o / o * * /|\ | /\ __\o \o | o/ o/__ /\ | /|\ * * / \ / \ | \ /) | (\ /o\ /) | (\ / | / \ / \ * ****** http://www.freenet.edmonton.ab.ca/~spratz/mpd.htm ****** File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/firstascshanakallizard.txt From - Wed Apr 16 19:52:22 1997 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca (llizard) Subject: Re: First Ascii art :) edias@cc.curtin.edu.au wrote: > > joris bellenger writes: > > > > ___ ___ :::::::::::::::::::::::: > > [_ _] [_ _] _ > > /| ___$________S_ | \ > > / |-/ ____ [++| |+ > > <<<<<---<| |>____O)| > > \ |-\___ ________ _[++| |+ > > \| _$_ _S_ |_/ ::::::::::::::::::::::: > > [___] [___] b'ger > > > > >Hey!... I just realize... this is the first ascii-drawing I made. > >Guess what... I drew it a year ago: april '96 > >Happy birthday! little drawing. > >-- > > I would be interested in seeing other peoples first ascii drawings. > So how about it Joan, Morfina, llizard, Erik, Colin and all other > regular posters to . It can be like a little history of > our art in honour of B'gers first ascii Birthday :) > > This is my first ascii created around February '96. It took so much effort at > the time that I just gave up on ascii until I discovered our > beloved alt.ascii-art newsgroup and the now defunct rec.ascii.art(?) > > |\_/| D\___/\ > (0_0) (0_o) > ==(Y)== (V) > --snd-------(u)---(u)-------------oOo--U--oOo-------------- > |___|_______|________|_______|_______|_______|______|_______| > >-- >Shanaka Dias >email:edias@cc.curtin.edu.au I don't keept the kind of records that others do, so I'm not certain which is the first. But these were all done at relatively the same time. (Nov. 95) lizard ===%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ /\ /\ EJM --------------------------------- rhino ________++ ) / * ^--/ ~ /\ /\ EJM ---------------------------------- house and tree ### @ ######### @ /\ #### ### #### @ / \ ## \ ##|## / ## ]/ \ ##_\ | /_## / \ ## \EJM/ ## | [] | # \|/ # | | #} {# | _ | } { | || | } { | || | } { ------------------------------------ house, tree and dog @ @ @ @ /\ ### @ / \ ##### ]/ [] \ ###EJM### / [][] \ ###\#|#/### | __ | ###\|/### ,, | |! | # }|{ # >&@___? | || | }|{ /\ /\ --------------------------------- Happy birthday to all first little asciis! If I'd known, I'd have baked a cakeBut I only know how to bake a pie: ~^^~~~~~^^^~~^^~~^ ejm96 \________________/ and hired a band! _*_ _*_ _*_ _*_ \ / _*_ \ / !\ / \ / )>==O \ / )>==O \ O )>===O \/ )>==O \/ ___ \| :======== | | \/ | / \/| \/| | | | | ./|| | / \ |\ / \ \___/ /\ / \ ejm97 / \ | \ \ \ / \ \ \ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ -- ____ | ___|_ ______||[] | \ ____||[]}} | \\ __|| }} | NOTE: \\\ || }} | \\\||_____| If you hit the reply button, \ ha add an "e" to the "freent"; ______ .^%--- ha its absense is to stop the | MAIL | < \ ha torment of automatic mailers. |_BOX__|__ / > || " > llizard aka ejm || > cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca || > _||_ '^ " File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/b%26b.txt From - Wed Dec 18 19:36:26 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!news3.cac.psu.edu!news.cse.psu.edu!news.cc.swarthmore.edu!netnews.upenn.edu!dsinc!lebanet!alpha.comsource.net!news.atw.fullfeed.com!online.dct.com!usenet From: "Joe Smith" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: b&b Date: 17 Dec 1996 13:26:16 GMT Organization: Green Bay Online Lines: 199 Message-ID: <01bbec1d$05cdca00$0d4ac9c7@default> NNTP-Posting-Host: gbol102.dct.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_01BBEBEA.BB335A00" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1155 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9034 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_01BBEBEA.BB335A00 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit ________________ ______________ / \ / / \-___ / / \ \ \ | - - \ | | | / - \ _ | / / \ / / // __ \ | ___\ \| | / / \/ // // / /// / \ | / \ | //\ __ | | | \ \ /// \ / | _ | \ // \ | | | \ | \ /-- // | | | _\ /| / (o- / \| | __\ <_o)\o- / __ /\ | | | \ / ) / | \ || \ / __ |/ / \ | | |__ _ \ (____ *) - | | | | (*___) / | | | | _ | (____ | | | | //_______/ ####\ | | | / | UUUUU__ ____/ ) |_/ \| \_nnnnnn_\-\ (___ / | ____________/ \____ | | / \ | |_____/ \___________\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ / \ / \ < B E A V I S > AND < B U T T - H E A D > \ / \ / \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ ------=_NextPart_000_01BBEBEA.BB335A00 Content-Type: text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

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Here is another *new* one that I made.... -=[ lovebirds- flamingos ]=- 3/97 (\/) \/ (\/) .-. .-. \/ ((`-)(-`)) \\ // (\/) \\ // \/ .="""=._))((_.="""=. / ., .' '. ,. \ /__(,_.-' '-._,)__\ ` /| |\ ` /_|__ __|_\ | `)) ((` | | | jgs -"== =="- -joan -- _ _ \`\ /`/ \ V / |_ _ ,_ -|-_ '-|- /. .\ o o o | |(_)|_) |(_) | | =\ T /= | / ^ \ joan stark {}/\\ //\ __\ " " /__ ASCII art gallery: jgs (____/^\____) http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/catsonthefence.txt From - Tue Mar 11 07:18:20 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!enews.sgi.com!news.corp.sgi.com!news.sgi.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!worldnet.att.net!newsadm From: Lou Shirley Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Star Shape - Can any one improve on this? Date: Mon, 10 Mar 1997 14:54:15 -0500 Organization: The Scanner Club Lines: 61 Message-ID: <332466E7.5E8@spamworldnet.att.net> References: <19970307050000.AAA25543@ladder01.news.aol.com> <332464DF.6897@spamworldnet.att.net> Reply-To: l.g.shirley@spamworldnet.att.net NNTP-Posting-Host: 207.146.35.59 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="------------74936618765A" X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0Gold (Win95; U) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12632 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------74936618765A Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Sorry for the previous double spaced post. Hopefully this one will look a bit better. Any advise on using text editor's for ASCII to prevent the double spacing? I'd appreciate the help, thanks. LGS --------------74936618765A Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii; name="catnsky3.txt" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline; filename="catnsky3.txt" * * /\ * < '' > * * \/\/ * * /^--^\ /^--^\ /^--^\ \____/ \____/ \____/ / \ / \ / \ | | | | | | \__ __/ \__ __/ \__ __/ |^|^|^|^|^|^|\ \|^|^|^|/ /|^|^|^|^|^|\ \|^|^|^|^|^|^|^|^|^|^|^|^| |^|^|^|^|^|^|^\ \^|^|^/ /^|^|^|^|^|^|^\ \^|^|^|^|^|^|^|^|^|^|^|^| ##############/ /#####\ \#############/ /######################## | | | | | | | \/| | | |\/ | | | | | | \/| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \\\|/ (O,O) 0 LGS --------------74936618765A-- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/comics.txt Subject: More Comic Art Date: Wed, 15 Jan 1997 17:28:53 EST From: Ryan A Estrada Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <970115012512_845448064@emout05.mail.aol.com> Some more Comic Characters I did for the creators: Momma and Francis for Mell Lazarus _____ _(___ /_ / \ ) __)UU ) | ) o (__ \|) / 0 ( | | O \____ \/ __( )__ \/_/ / ( ) (_____/ ( $$$$$$$ ) _ _ || ( ( $$$$$ ) (| |) || | (________) ==================== || \ ( ) ______( ) \\ ___) ( ) (_o_)o_) ) ( ) / (_ _) ( ) _) _ /// \ \ (___) ---- | ) ( \ \\ \ \ \ \_____ ~ / | \ \\ \ \ \ __( )_ ( )| | |\___/ | | _______|__|_|_|_____\_/\___|__|________|_|________________ /( ) \ \// |_/ (___________) (UUU__\ (_/ PC and Pixel for Tak Bui _______ ______ | \ / ____| =_________ | D ) / / and // \ | ____/ ( ( PIXEL {{{//( ) ______ | | \ \____ {{{ M"=====( ) \ ) | |/\| / \_ /\_| ( \ | | \__\\/______/\\\ | \ _) | \= / \\\\\\\\\\/ / \ ~ ) \ | ) ( o \\\(o)\/( / . \ / \ | \/ (__) \/ / . \________) . \ | < /\ _)_) >( . . ________ . \ | / \____ |___( ___/\ \ . _ _|___ ___|. \ . )_ _ | _ / \_____~ |\________\__( ) ) \_| |_____(____/ \ \\ | / /\ ( \ (___ \ \ \ |\ _) _) |_)|_____ ///) \ \ / \ \_)_)_)_________| \___(_/ \(/// _\__\___)\__\_____ \\ ========| \ ____________ \\_____/ / \\ () () () (\ | \\ __/ / _____ \\____________\ | \\ \ / / \ \ \|____________\ | \\ O_________________/ \ __ \ \ | \_|_________________| \__|__)\______________\|__________ Dogbert for Scott Adams WWWWWWWWW \ ooooo / \_____/ / ) | |=( )( ) /|__\ ( )/ ) <( _) |_/ \ ____ ) \ \ \ \ (__) (__) Sammy The Hammy For Steve Troop / /_\ _ ____ ( )_ ^// _/ / ~ ( \\/ > \ / | | \ _| /\ /\ \ \ \ \ (_ )_( _)( \ \/ _ \/ \ \__< \'-'- >) __ \ \ \_/ / \__(_)(__) ) __\___-____) __|____( (_) /_/_( ) )) \ \(_) | ) ( ENGINE | | /\___) | |_________________/ =(_\_____________/ / \ / \ __ / \ \ UUU \ _\ \ \_______ \ / ^ ___ / ) ) /\ = // / _ / (__) ( \/\ ( / _ \ < \____/ \ \\ \__/\ __|___| ) \_ / |___| / \ / (_____/ \ /___/\ \/\/\/ \ /_________( | | )_________________________ A HORRIBLE Hagar For Chris Browne /\ / \ / \ | | | | | ___/\__ | | | /\_ / ----\___/\ | | || (___/ ---(____) | | || (___________) | || ___ oo__)\ \( | || ( ) ~ \ \ \ (o)____|____|____(o) (\ \ __/|\ \ \ \ \____________/ \ \ /__| \ \ / (_)--(__)___________________/\ \ \ \ _/\ (___)--| \ ( / \ (__)----| < _/ / /\ (_______)\_________< ____ _( /| ( (___) /_/ \ _____/ / / / \ (_) \ ) / / / | ) Ryan "Anthropomorphism" Estrada File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/frostysnowmankit.txt Subject: Frosty the Snowman Kit Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 00:12:24 PST From: joan stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART I thought that you all might enjoy this... I finished it this afternoon... All of our snow has melted. The east side of the city was hit with 68- yes, SIXTY EIGHT inches of snow in 3 days... We only received 18- still a lot of snow... |"|")/"\<""|"\ / "|"| ||_" <"|\ |/"\| ||\/||\ |\ | | /|"|" |"|"\\_/_> | | | |"||_ _>| \|\_/|/\|| ||"\| \| |"\| | """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" .-"""-. / \ ___,---,__ | :| (/_/|\ \|_/) | .:| || \ | .-----. \ ..::/ ||\ \| |`"""`| .-` :-. || \ | /______ |_____| .' ':. `|\ \| `\ ) .-[____=]-. /' ':\ """"" / `"-------"` / ':\ <"/"|\ |")|" . ; :; _>\_|"\|"\|" /|\ | :| | | :| | .:| ,__ | ||\"|" | .::| |\ |"||"\| : .:::: \ |")/"\|"\\ / \ ..::::/ |")\_/|_/ | _,-`-.___ ..::::::-'-,_ ^ -" "~- /"|\ |")|")/"\"|" __ \_|"\|"\|"\\_/ | |--| /___ |")||")|_" ________| | `\ |" ||" |_ | `-----------' \|/ ' | | ||\/||")<" /"\|" /"/"\|\ | _____ '-. .--..,__ |_\_/| ||" _> \_/|" \_\_/|"\|_ ) ===->{::::.. _`:- / .-' `""""'` |/_ (@) ` <""|"|/"| /<" >==-=-=-=-=-==-< (@) (@) _> | |\_|"\_> (@) (@) >=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=< \ __, \______/| =======.==. _=-_-"-_|=_=`\_________________________ /___ |")|")/"\/"\|\/| _=_=-_-"| -=_=)========================` `\ |")|"\\_/\_/| | =jgs_=_|=_-./ ^ ======='=='` / || |<""|" |")|_" /"|\ |")|_"|"| || | || ||_"|")|_" \ \_|\_/_> | |")|_ \_|"\|"\|_ |"\_/|_ |/\||"||_ |"\|_ ^ \ //"\| | |")| |"|" "|"| ||_" /"|\ |")|")/"\"|" | \ | \_/\_/ |" \_/ | | |"||_ \_|"\|"\|"\\_/ | . / (art by j.stark) File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/elephant.txt From - Wed Feb 19 22:46:34 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!uunet!in3.uu.net!140.142.64.3!news.u.washington.edu!homer03.u.washington.edu!whatfer From: "J. Melusky" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Here is Susie's Elephant Date: Wed, 19 Feb 1997 12:30:00 -0800 Organization: University of Washington Lines: 42 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: homer03.u.washington.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII NNTP-Posting-User: whatfer Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11807 Someone a month ago said that this elephant had a character in it that their unique computer couldn't see. So I used my Notepad Plus to replace the said character and here it is. It still looks incredible as you can probably see. Jon Melusky Elephant: .,;SS%%%%%SS;,. .S%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%S,. .S%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%SS,%%%%%%;,. .SSSS%%%%%%%%%%%%%SS,%%%%%%%%%%%%,SS%%,. .SS%SSSS%%%%%%%%%SS,%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,SS%%%%%,. .SS%%%%%SS%%%%SS,%%SS%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,SS%%%%%%%, .SS%%%%%%%%%%SS,%%%%%%SS%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,SS%%%%%%%%%%. .SS%%%%%%%%%%SS,SSSS%%%%%%%%%%'..`%%%%%%%%,;SS%%%%%%%%%S%%. SS%%%SSS%%%%%S,%%%%%%%%%%%%%%.%%%,`%%%%%%,;SS%%%%%%%%SSS%%%%. 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SSS%%%%%%%%%%SS %%%%%%%%SS,%%%%SSS%%%%%';;;;;;SS,%%,`% `;S%%%%%%SS%% `SS%%%%%%%%%%SS %%%%%%%%%SSSSSSSS;;;;'.;;;;;SS%%' `%%' ;S%%%%%S SS%%%%%%%%%SS; %%%%%%%%SS;;;;;;'' ;;;;;SS%%% ;S%%%% `SS%%%%%%%SSS, %%%%%%%%%SS;;' ;;;;SS%%%' ;S%%% SS%%%%%%SSS':.%%%%%%%%%%SS; .;;;SS%%%% ;S%%% `SS%%%%%SSS ::`%%%%%%%%%%SS;. ;;;SS%%%%' ;S%%%' `SS%%%%SSS `:::`%%%%%%%%%%S;. ;;SS%%%%% ;S%%' `SS%%%%SS, `::::`%%%%%%%%%%S, .;SS%%%%%' ;S%' `SS%%%%SS, `:::::`%%%%%%%%%SS. ;;S%%%%%% ;S%, `SS%%%%SS, :::::::`SSS%%%%SSS ;;S%%%%%' ;S%, `SS%%%%SS,::::::,SSSSSSSSSS' ;;S%%%%% ;%%, SS%%%%SS,:::,%%SSSSSSSS' ;S%%%%%. ;%% SS%%%%SS``%%%%%SSSSS' `S%%%%%%. -Susie Oviatt- SS%%%%SS `@@a%%%%%%' .%%%%%%%%%. /////////////////// `a@@a%@' `%a@@' `a@@a%a@@a' /////////////////// ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~///////////////////~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/bells.txt From - Fri Dec 13 07:37:41 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!uwm.edu!news.cse.psu.edu!news.cc.swarthmore.edu!mac10.willets3.swarthmore.edu!user From: byang1@cc.swarthmore.edu (Bob's World) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: CHRISTMAS ART / Good Deed Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 13:30:35 -0500 Organization: Swarthmore College, Swarthmore, PA, USA Lines: 48 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: mac10.willets3.swarthmore.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8781 The Houghton-Mifflin publishing company is giving books to needy children's organizations; the number of books they donate is determined by how many emails they receive from people around the world. For every 25 emails, they will donate one book. All you have to do is send an email (or two) to share@hmco.com. Hope you can spare a few seconds...and let your friends know. So far they only have 3,400 messages...last year they reached 23,000! Yt$$$. .,e$$$$$F' 4e r $$$$$$$. d$$br _z$$$$$$$F` ?$$b._ ^?$$$$$$$ 4$$$" -eec. ""JP" ..eee$%.. -**N #c -^***.eE ^z$P$$$$$$$$$r- .ze$$$$$eu?$eu '$$$$b $=^*$$ .$$$$$$$$$$" --."?$$$$$$$$$c"$$c .""" e$K =""*?$$$P"""" ueee. `:` $E !!h ?$$$$$$$$b R$N'~!! *$$F J"""C. ` J `"$$eu`!h !!!`4!! Subject: [pic]Icarus Message-ID: Sender: bertino@netcom15.netcom.com Organization: XS4ALL, networking for the masses Date: Fri, 8 Nov 1996 00:42:50 GMT Approved: bertino@netcom.com Lines: 45 [Icarus] ) / ) / / ) - / / / ' / / - / _/ / / _ / _/_, / , + $$$ / _/_/_/ \ | /- + $$/ _/_/_/ / \`_ $$/'_/_/ . ______ _ \ ( / ___,_____ _ _____, | `(|/_,_,__ ________/ |. |''_,_______) \ (_ \ / |-._ \.' /|/ \_._ /_/ _/ /-'__ \ \' \.___ '. /, |_/_ |._ \ / ) '. '_/, ) (_( -\_ / \ \ \__ |-' |/ \._ /_/_ \_/\' ) \ | |/ b'ger ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ -- `, <--- ,\, # |/ ? SEE YA! | ~ )\ ------- /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) ~_/ \ e-mail: svzanten@xs4all.nl File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/coffeecups.txt From - Thu Feb 20 19:41:45 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news-pull.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-dc-9.sprintlink.net!news.ultranet.com!d13 From: mnute@ma.ultranet.com (Michael Nute) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Mugs/Coffee Cups Date: Mon, 17 Feb 97 15:07:24 GMT Organization: UltraNet Communications, Inc. Lines: 22 Message-ID: <5eg7pb$qs6$1@decius.ultra.net> References: <5ed4g5$6s5@mtc1.mtcnet.net> <19970219132700.IAA07337@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: d13.dial-4.wor.ma.ultra.net X-Newsreader: News Xpress Version 1.0 Beta #4 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11823 In article <19970219132700.IAA07337@ladder01.news.aol.com>, spunk1111@aol.com wrote: >In article <5ed4g5$6s5@mtc1.mtcnet.net>, rbrtvndr@dordt.edu (Robert Vandermeer) writes: > >>I need pctures of coffee mugs...any help would be much apprecaited. >> Thanks. > > ) > ( >C[_] how about this one? > > >-joan Here's one a little bigger. (( )) | |o) |___| File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/angels2.txt From - Sat Dec 21 01:18:55 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!cliffs.rs.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: MORE ANGELS [PIC] Date: 20 Dec 1996 18:41:50 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 56 Message-ID: <19961220184100.NAA09479@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9139 {\ {\ \ { ~\ \ _______ {* \ \ <:<:<:>:> { ~ * \ \(((//^^\ {* ~ \((((/ e e { * ~ * |))))c u ) {* * ////'_/~` {~ * (((( `.`\ `{.~ ~ )))`\ \))_.-. `{ ~ *(() `\_.-'`` `{.__.* `-*. .* ~ *. .*. * ~ *. .* . . *. .* ~ * *. .* * ~ *. jgs .* ~ . *. .* * . ~ * ~ *. ..* ~ * ~ *. ~~* ~~* ~~* ~~* ~~* ~~* __ {\ <__> {\ \ _)( _ { ~\ \ _______ //|! _.-'| {* \ \ <:<:<:>:> //||! | | { ~ * \ \(((//^^\ //|||! | () {* ~ \((((/ e e //||||! () { * ~ * |))))c o ) //|||||! {* * ////'_/~` //||||||! {~ * (((( `.`\ //|||||||! _ `{.~ ~ )))`\ \))_.-||||||! |`-._ _. `{ ~ *(() `\_.-'`|||||||! | | |=' `{.__.* `-*. ||||||||||! () | | .* ~ *.||||||||||! () () .*. * ~ *.|||||||||! .* . . *.||||||||! .* ~ * *.|||||||! .* * ~ *.\|||||! jgs .* ~ . *. `\|||! .* * . ~ * ~ *. :~~: ..* ~ * ~ *. .::::::. ~~* ~~* ~~* ~~* ~~* ~~* .::::::::::. I nearly forgot about these! -joan -- _/\_ __/\__ ) . (_ _) .' ( Season's Greetings! `) '.( ) .' (` `-._\()/__(~` joan stark ()() spunk1111@juno.com / |`\ jgs ) : ( visit my ascii art gallery: `)_/` http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cows4.txt From - Fri Mar 7 18:34:31 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!cs.utexas.edu!news.tamu.edu!news.mty.itesm.mx!academ01.slp.itesm.mx!al284186 From: Rodrigo MuÒoz Sanroman/IIS Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Returned mail: Host unknown (fwd) Date: Thu, 6 Mar 1997 14:22:31 -0600 Organization: ITESM Campus Monterrey . DINF-DTCI Lines: 68 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: academ01.slp.itesm.mx Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12432 I tried to send them but...... ----- Transcript of session follows ----- 550 scarecrow.eecs.lehigh.edu.tcp... 550 Host unknown 550 dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu... Host unknown __ /"\ ___/__\___ | | /"\ \________/ /"\ | |__| | _______ (oo) | |__| |----| /-|'''''|--\/ |----| | / ||'''''| || | | . .. * ||:::::|-|| . . . .| |. . . . . ^^ .. . ^^ . . : | | : .. Mexican Cow. (,,,) (o o) ____(* *)____ / \ ( )\ . . /( ) | || |_ _| || | \ \| |_ _| |/ / //_/|_|_ _|_|\_\\ | | | | | |___|___| ( ) ( ) | | | | //_| |_\\ A cow that took esteroids (__) (oo) __\/___ / | | \ \_| |_/ /|___| \ | | |_|_| || || || || // \\ This one didn't (__) (oo) _________\/_________ /--------------------\ | | | |___| | | | _| | | |_| | | | |_|__ | | |_|_| | | |_|__ | | _____ | | / | \ | | | \ | | | | | | | | | / | | | \__|___/ | THA PEPSI COW-LA |____________________| \__________________/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/generalfailure.txt From - Wed Apr 16 19:58:30 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!fido.news.demon.net!demon!newsgate.unisource.nl!news.unisource.nl!xs4all!not-for-mail From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: [Pic] General Failure... Date: Mon, 14 Apr 1997 01:28:29 +0200 Organization: XS4ALL, networking for the masses Message-ID: <33516C1D.363D@xs4all.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: asd09-16.dial.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-XS4ALL-Date: Mon, 14 Apr 1997 01:29:15 CEST X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.01Gold (Win95; I) Lines: 39 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14142 [General Failure strikes again] ______ |x || /__/-' ________ , _| .| ,---. |:| .| 0/0 ? \| .| ,==|D_|\===, |________| '| : =x= \ __|___|__ __/_|___:____|/<___ [_________] ,--------, b'ger ========/ I was inspired by the sig of someone (just can't remember who and I hate myself for that) that contained a little sentence who made me laugh at least ten minutes.... -Who is General Failure & why is he reading my disk?- HHAAaaaa...ha ha ha! Great, isn't it? -- ----- `,---------------------------------------------- ,\, # joris bellenger (b'ger) |/ ? e-mail: svzanten@xs4all.nl ----| ~ )\--------------------------------------------- /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ ascii-art gallery at: / <_ ____,_ \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm --/___/_____ \---------------------------------------- \/| File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/chocolate2.txt From - Tue Nov 19 22:14:32 1996 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!EU.net!sun4nl!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: chocolate Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 11:02:39 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 15 Message-ID: <3290343F.6D4F@wing.rug.nl> References: <01bbd160$c8abf9c0$69611fc4@bradley.iafrica.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: wing3.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX A.09.01 9000/735) To: Bradley Wood Here's my try at it: __________________,............., /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/,-', ,. -,-,--/| /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/,-' // /-| / /--/ / /_/_/_/_/_/_/,-' `-''--' `' '--/ / /_/_/_/_/_/_,:................../ / |________,' -Shimrod |/ """""""""""""""""""""""' Hope you like it. -- ,-. , , ,"""----....____ ( ` | @ | |Herman Hiddema """---...___ `-. |,-. , .-.-. :-..-. .-| | mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl ""-._ . ) | | | | | | | | | | | | http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod `-. `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' `-' `-` `-----------------------------------` From - Wed Nov 20 22:22:29 1996 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!eru.mt.luth.se!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!dciteleport.com!phase2.worldnet.att.net!netnews.worldnet.att.net!uunet!in3.uu.net!comp.vuw.ac.nz!canterbury.ac.nz!southern.co.nz!not-for-mail From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: chocolate Date: 19 Nov 1996 16:42:12 GMT Organization: Southern InterNet Services Lines: 25 Message-ID: <56so14$a5g@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <01bbd160$c8abf9c0$69611fc4@bradley.iafrica.com> <3290343F.6D4F@wing.rug.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: kalessin.southern.co.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950621BETA PL0] Shimrod (csg824@wing.rug.nl) wrote: >Here's my try at it: > __________________,............., > /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/,-', ,. -,-,--/| > /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/,-' // /-| / /--/ / > /_/_/_/_/_/_/,-' `-''--' `' '--/ / > /_/_/_/_/_/_,:................../ / > |________,' -Shimrod |/ > """""""""""""""""""""""' How about leaving more of the wrapper on ? ..................____________,..............., / .-. , ,.--. .-,/_/_/_/_/_/,-', ,. -,-,-- /| / / /- // / / ._/_/_/_/,-' // /-| / /-- / / / `-' ' '`--' '-'_'/_/_/,-' `-''--' `' '-- / / /..................'_/_/_,:.................. / / | .'_|_|_|_; -Shimrod | / """"""""""""""""" '"""""""""""""""""""' Bye File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dragons2.txt Subject: dragons... and gargoyles.../check for duplicates... Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 09:55:58 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <32936607.5232@online.no> <>=======() (/\___ /|\\ ()==========<>_ \_/ | \\ //|\ ______/ \) \_| \\ // | \_/ \|\/|\_ // /\/ (oo)\ \_// / //_/\_\/ / | @@/ |=\ \ | \_=\_ \ | \==\ \|\_ snd __(\===\( )\ (((~) __(_/ | (((~) \ / ______/ / '------' -- _,-~(,-~~-, ,-~~-,)~-,_ ,/`,/ ( ,~~( ;) I I (; )~~; ) \,`\, /-,/-,/~`\ \ {vv} ;~;-------;~; <\/> / /`~\,-\,-\ ,,,,,-~~-,_,-~~-, ) ) }{ | |DRAGONS| | }{ ( ( ,-~~-,_,-~~-,,,,, `````~~~-,_,-~~-,`~~`,/ (^^) ;_;-------;_; /^^\ \,`~~`,-~~-,_,-~~~````` `~~` ) ( I I `~~` , A , _,-~(_X_)~-,_ ,/`,/ , ; , \,`\, /-,/-,/~`Y;Y`~\,-\,-\ `l` l l l V __, ,__ Gargoyles: DEMONA // \\ / L/| |\J | | / \ | ,/^| ,~-_,--`, |^\ / /\| / \, ||\\~, / //\\ / ,\,./';. `, || \\ ~, / // \\ | (~a'a~'; ; ,// \\ ~. ,/ // \\ (, \ ^_,', / //' \\ ~-. / //' \`,.__\_`-- \,/,'L `\\ \. ,/ // `~---/ // \. `\\ \, / ,/' | |\, \. `:, \ | ;; !/ `-_ ,`-_ \_, \`, :, | || ( ,: )/\. `. / || | | |! / `-- `--'/ \,/ / !| :, ,; ,;' ; /\ < / /' ':, | | || / ;/ ) \,-' /\ || | | || / ./; /_ , _{=_.' | __ || :, | || __ ; /_/ |--:==:--"\ |/ \ || =| | || / \| ( / \ / | \ || | | |! / | ,] | | / \ \ |! | ,; ,;' __ | \L, | \ | \ | ,;; | | || / \ | \ | / | | __|! | | ||/ \| \ \ | | |/ ,;; | | || \ \| | !; ; | :: <\ ("\| /\( ,:' / : \\ \ ` \.: i\, || / \ \\ | | `, | `-_ ;! / \ || | ,/ |` |_, `-_ '.\ / \|! / / \ | `-_ `-__\\ / :; / /_ _) ! `-_____\\|-, / / ,--~ \. \ \|-,\ ,-_/ / ; \ \ \\ _--, | | \_ |: (---, / :,; `,_) /-' (--' ' \,] ' ' Gargoyles: Goliath ._. /__ \_------------______ \\-____. `----___. ||\, `-_`----__ \, ,__. || \, `-_ `---__ \, ,_-', __\, || \, `-_ `---__ \ ,/ ,/| || \, `-_ `--_. \ ,/ ,':!| || \ `-_ | `--_=\ ,/ ,' ;!| || \ `-_ \ =\ ,/ / | :: !| \ `-__ \ ,/ / | ',', / ; \ `-.\ ,/ ,/ ; ',!, ,_____,/ / \ ,---=\ / / | ! ! ,--', ` `` `-,---. \ / \ / ; \ \ | _ _,';,',_ ) \. \ | ,/ | \ \.\(_\T,^-__-^,7/ \ , \, | / ; `/ |,Q\,,/Q,| \,- \|\ \, | / | ,.'_ \ /==\ / \, / \ \, | / ; / `- :/__\; \,_ \ \, | / | | \__/ | \ \_____. \, | ; | < ` --___.'\_-\ _L_, \,\, | | ,__ \ \`-----' ; | \, _,--`_ \,\| , ; / `--_| , \`____' ' --__.' | <,---._\, \| | __, : / \-' \ ' / `= D'==/ \ |/ `-,| / \ |`____',-___/ ____ / |:/ __\`,; |_ _-/_-~ ~--__ |/ ,-' \ `, `._/-_`-__--'_-| ~--_ | _-' _\ \ `-__--' ;| \ / _-' __,-' \ | / | | |, _-' ,-',' \ | / ;| _______---> / \`--' _-' / \ | / |--'__-' ,/ `-____-' / ,/ >-,_|, / ; /--. ,__.; .____/ |,/ [/[/\ ]________; L '-_ / ' ,/ L L V J`J"`) .' _, ,/ ,-`-_-; `-~' / -- |\/| ______________________________________, ) ( \\ ,"Hello,Darkness,my |/\| \\ , old friend,I've come \ \\ , to talk with you again \),), \\ , Because a vision softly / / , \ // ,creeping,left its seeds | | | \ // , while I was sleeping / / /\\ \ // , And the vision that was |_|/ \\ \// , planted in my brain <<<> // / | , Still remains within the sound of \ \/ | \ ' , silence." \ '/\ | ' , -Paul Simon "The Sounds of Silence" \/ | / \ / / ', / \ | @-}<>>>- ',| | | /\ / / __/_/\ / / *--*--*--*--*--/ ____/ /__/*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*-- @ @ @ \ \LL___|__ @ "Add strength to wisdom and you get a @ @ \________ \ great ruler.Add strenth to folly @ @ @ @ @ @ \|@ and you get chaos incarnate." @ @ @ @ @ @ @ -Heidi J. 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Quinn) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: GIFSCII.EXE for DOS Date: 31 May 1996 13:01:26 GMT In message - Shane Hall wri tes: :>Does anyone have any tips or tricks for using GIFSCII? It has no docs and :>no built-in help. It offers 3 prompts: name of gif, columns and lines. :>The author told me to hit ENTER at the last 2 prompts and then I will get :>a menu to View, Save and other things. I never get this menu. The way I remember it, it goes like this: Start the program, give it the name of a GIF. It will then prompt you for number of columns and rows, and should give you this table: Lines Columns Lines Columns Spec. Spec. Output Output ----- ----- ----- ----- 0 0 GH/10 GW/6 0 C C*GH/GW*.6 C L 0 L L*GW/GH/.6 L C L C This means (1) Gifscii will default to giving you one ASCII row for each 10 GIF rows, and one ASCII column for each 6 GIF columns, (2) if you specify only a number of columns or rows, it will default to keeping the same aspect ratio when figuring out the other value, and (3) if you specify both it will make an ASCII picture of exactly that size. NOTE: any GIF wider than 480 columns or taller than 240 rows WILL NOT FIT on an 80x24 screen if you accept both defaults! This includes ANY 256-COLOR GIF that fills the screen or comes close in SVGA resolutions! Whip out your calculator if needed to figure out what to tell the program. Then comes the tricky part. You'll get this prompt: (v)iew (zZ)oom (s)ave (lrud)=Pan (i)nvert (h)elp (cC)cont (bB)bright: These describe the options. These do pretty much the same as ASCGIF, unfortunately, I don't think that came with docs either. Typing in an "h" will show a help screen. Most of the options let you tweak the way the conversion is done so it will hopefully show up better. Be prepared to alter the GIF after conversion in case it doesn't quite look the way you had hoped. I really wish the authors would not rely on the source code comments to effectively document the program the way some do. Some people don't even download the source code. I do if there's no doc file, because I know better. Of course if there are no comments in the source code, that's a problem too... SKQ Back to Ascii Art Information File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/barbwire.txt From - Fri Dec 6 14:27:29 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!newspump.sol.net!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: request: barbwire and bats Date: Fri, 06 Dec 1996 11:58:32 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 38 Message-ID: <32A7FC58.6664@wing.rug.nl> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: wing3.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) To: spiderwoman spiderwoman wrote: > > hi. > i went through the big ascii file (1.8meg) but was unable to find some > cool barbwire.. can some one please post and send me some.. thanks!!! Here's two simple barbwire patterns: / / / / / ======\\\\=========\\\\=========\\\\==========\\\\=========\\\\=== / / / / / () () () () () () () () () +'`+'`+'`+'`+'`+'`+'`+'`+'` > any old bats you have lying aroung would be cool too.. And here's a bat I made: _.._ _.._ ,','"_:./\/\,'_ `.`. /_:--:_ ( oo ) _:--:_\ -shimrod /' `'`vv'`' `\ Hope you like 'em. -- ,/ * ,-. , , , , , ,-. ,-. ,-. _,'/_ | ( ` | | | |\ /| | ) / \ | \ `(")' ,'/ `-. |--| | | \/ | |-< | | | | _ _,-H-./ / . ) | | | | | | | \ / | / \_\_\. / `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ` `-' `-' /" / \ \ Herman Hiddema _/ / \ \_ mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl \_.'( ) (`._/ http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod ) ( contains: ascii-art, games, mpegs ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/looneytoons.txt _ __ __ _ _ _______ __ _____ __ __ _ _ ____ | | / \ / \| \ | | ____\ \ / / |_ _/ \ / \| \ | / ___| | | | () | () | \| | _| \ Y / | || () | () | \| \___ \ | |__\__/_\__/| |\ | |___ | | | |_\__/_\__/| |\ |___) | |_____|_______|_| \_|_____| |_| |_||_________|_| \_|____/ ____ __ _ _ _____ ____ _____ _ __ _ _ / ___/ \| | | | | ____/ ___|_ _| |/ \| \ | | | | | () | | | | | _|| | | | | | () | \| | | |___\__/| |___| |___| |__| |___ | | | |\__/| |\ | \____|___|_____|_____|_____\____| |_| | |____|_| \_| put togheter from a really garbled file| |by Erik K. 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""""",," F' ;',J$$':::::::: ` :CCCCCCCCCC,`::'J" ? ```````: <.CCCCCCCCCCC `' ",,cd$$$$$$$$bc,, ?,`CCCCCCCC>,c4$L``"""??$$$$$$$$c ,c$$c `?c,,`''',c$$F .dc,`?$$$$$$$, ,$$$$$P ?$$$$$$$$" .. z$$$$$c$$$$$$$F' J$$$$P" " " "" .::: d??"?$$$$$$$$$$$, ,$$$"" \, ``` ,P"ze ""???$$$$$ ???$" ~+=+".z$$$ `?$$"' ,cc$cc,,cc, `:"$$$L `" ,$$F3$$$$b$$$ :: ?$$ $$$$,"?$P"$$$ z ..:.::: $$L . $$$$$$r=c,P" z$ .::::::::::?$$$ :: $$$$$",ccccd$$" .:::::::::::: $$$b.::: ` ?$cc$$$ .:::::::::::::: $$$$b :::: :::."``"" .:::::::::::::::: $$$$$b ::::. ::::::::` .:::::::::::::::::: $$$$$$,`::::: .::::::: ::::::::::::` :::::: d$$$$$$$ :::::: :::::::: ::::::::::' :::::',$$$$$$$$,:::::::::::::::: `:::::::::. ::::::,$$$$$$$$$$ :::::::::::::: `:::::::::: :::::: $$$$$$$$$$$ ::::::::::::' `::::::::::`:::::,$$$$$$$$$$$$ ``::::::::' ``::::::::`:::,$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ````` ````````.`,$$$$$$$$$$$$$F ,c$, d b,$r`$$$$$$$$$$$$$F ,cF"r-cc-"d$',$$$$$F,$$$$$$$$$$$$$' Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: bats Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 12:00:49 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 23 Message-ID: <329041E1.5CB7@wing.rug.nl> References: <56murh$l89@osprey.global.co.za> NNTP-Posting-Host: wing3.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX A.09.01 9000/735) To: Danny The Champ Danny The Champ wrote: > > Hi there all, > Please post any bats you have. I'm actually looking for something for > my signature so 6 lines or less are preferable, but let the creative > juices flow and post whatever you come up with. Email replys also > accepted. > Thanks Here's mine: _.._ _.._ ,','"_:./\/\,'_ `.`. /_:--:_ ( oo ) _:--:_\ -Shimrod /' `'\vv/`' `\ 4 lines, perfect for sig. See ya, -- ,-. , , ,"""----....____ ( ` | @ | |Herman Hiddema """---...___ `-. |,-. , .-.-. :-..-. .-| | mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl ""-._ . ) | | | | | | | | | | | | http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod `-. `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' `-' `-` `-----------------------------------` File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/gorilla2.txt _ ,.-" "-., / === \ / ======= \ __| (o) (0) |__ / _| .---. |_ \ | /.----/ O O \----.\ | \/ | | \/ | | | | | | _\ -.,_____,.- /_ _ _ ,.-" "-.,_________,.-" "-., |_\ \ / |_ / | | \ |_/ / |_ | l. .l | | | | | l. | | .l | l. .l | \, _ _ _ l. | | .l \, (_ /\ |\ | | \ |_) /\ | | | | \, __) /~~\ | \| |_/ | \ /~~\ l. | | .l | | | | | | | |---| | | | | | | | /"-.,__,.-"\ /"-.,__,.-"\"-.,_,.-"\ | \ / | | | | | | \__|__|__|__/ \__|__|__|__/ \_|__|__/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/baseball2.txt Subject: Re: Baseball ASCII art Date: Mon, 7 Apr 1997 01:16:21 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: this was just sent to me: _--_ dMb __(._ ) d0P < (D) .MP .~ \ /~```M-. .~ V Mo_ \ -------============((((}{) ( (___. {:)-./ ~._____.(:} '94 the wolfe / .M\ / "" \ | /\ | / / \ \ / / \ \ \__/ \__/ / / | | .^V^. .^V^. +-+ +-+ _--_ ( A's) /___7 .~~\ /~~. /""_ V \ om /____/ / .mmmC="_ _/ -----===(((((}{).MMM "" | `"---" ..mMMM"" | \ ( )" \ /\ | / / \ \ /" / \ \ \__/" \__/ '94 the wolfe / / | | .^V^. .^V^. +-+ +-+ -joan -- __ / \ , , _._ _ |oo| _ / \__/ \ _|||| ((/ () \)) / \ |||||/| ( ==== ) |oo| ...have a grand day out... \____/ _`\ /'_ / \ / /.-' /\<>/\ `\.( () )_._ joan stark | ` / \/ \ /`'--'////) spunk1111@juno.com \__,-'`| |. |\/ |/\/\|"\"` jgs | |. | \___/\___/ visit my ASCII Art Gallery: | |. | | | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/lionscollection.txt From - Wed Apr 16 19:56:34 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!ais.net!uunet!in2.uu.net!202.37.60.10!comp.vuw.ac.nz!news.hn.netlink.co.nz!southern.co.nz!not-for-mail From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: A male lion with an impressive mane, thank you!!! Date: 13 Apr 1997 05:59:00 GMT Organization: Southern InterNet Services Lines: 560 Message-ID: <5ipsn5$hat@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <334321E2.5A5F@nowhere.com> <19970409181000.OAA18268@ladder01.news.aol.com> <33688856.8715340@news.flashnet.it> NNTP-Posting-Host: kalessin.southern.co.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950621BETA PL0] Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14130 Morfina!! (morfina@geocities.com) wrote: >In article <334321E2.5A5F@nowhere.com>, The Lion >writes: >>Please, give a poor lion a home! > > ., ,. ,. > ,((')/))). (() > '(.(()( )")), ((()) > "___/, "/)))/).' .)) > '.-. 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''''''''''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =========================================================================== File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/giraffe.txt a little giraffe... .-", `~|| ||___ (':.)` || || || || ^^ ^^ jgs (nice sig, btw, ......) -joan -- __ / \ , , _._ _ |oo| _ / \__/ \ _|||| ((/ () \)) / \ |||||/| ( ==== ) |oo| ...have a grand day out... \____/ _`\ /'_ / \ / /.-' /\<>/\ `\.( () )_._ joan stark | ` / \/ \ /`'--'////) spunk1111@juno.com \__,-'`| |. |\/ |/\/\|"\"` jgs | |. | \___/\___/ visit my ASCII Art Gallery: | |. | | | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/congadrums.txt From - Wed Apr 16 19:59:46 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!newsfeed.nacamar.de!europa.clark.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!news.maxwell.syr.edu!ott.istar!n4tor.istar!news.istar.net!news3.idirect.com!island.idirect.com!azurenet19.idirect.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca (llizard) Subject: Re: Req: conga drum Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsmaster: Laszlo Herczeg (las@idirect.com) Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 49 Organization: zone 5 (or is it 6A?) X-Client-Port: 2041 Message-ID: <3351BA6F.791D@freent.toronto.on.ca> References: <5in0jp$2ar$1@sanjuan.islandnet.com> X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01 (Win95; I) X-Nntp-Posting-Host: island.idirect.com Date: 14 Apr 97 05:02:57 UTC Lines: 49 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14159 Marla Morley wrote: > This time I am looking for a conga drum(s) > Also I am still looking for a skateborder guy. > Thanks Marla :) Marla@IslandNet.com I can't seem to recall what the congas look like but is this sort of right? O /_ > _[ ]_ ejm97 \\_/ \ ~ " ~ O /_ > _[ ][ ] ejm97 \\_/\_/\ ~ " " ~ And I altered my bladers to come up with this: ==0 , ==0_/ ==0_/ /|\/ /\ \/\ _ /o ejm97 ,/ |\ ,/ |\ | \ \ / / / _/__|_ _/__|_ _/____ ==0__\/ /o o o o o o o \/ NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- _|_ Hey, I thought it was .-' '-. supposed to be spring! / \ ^^^^^|^^^^^ (Will this sleet never end???) | \_/ ______ "\ | MAIL |=%^^'> llizard aka ejm |_BOX__|__ / > || " > cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca || > || > _||_ '^ " File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/catgeorgio.txt From - Sun Feb 9 14:40:07 1997 Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-feed2.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!arclight.uoregon.edu!newsfeed.direct.ca!news.wildstar.net!news.ecn.uoknor.edu!news.ysu.edu!odin.oar.net!malgudi.oar.net!hyperion.wright.edu!alpha.wright.edu!gazelle!s002nxt From: NIKIA TAYLOR Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: MY CAT GEORGIO! Date: Wed, 5 Feb 1997 15:15:11 -0500 Organization: Wright State University Lines: 80 Message-ID: Reply-To: NIKIA TAYLOR NNTP-Posting-Host: gazelle.wright.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII X-Sender: s002nxt@gazelle Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:17026 Hi Everyone! I just subscribed to ascii-art, and this is my first piece of work. What do you think? Please respond. Thanks! 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File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/butterfly2.txt From - Mon Mar 10 07:57:07 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!newsxfer.itd.umich.edu!uunet!mg131-038.ricochet.net!user From: mariposa@ricochet.net (The Right Rev. Felix Roy Mariposa, Prophet) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Need sig size butterfly Date: 9 Mar 1997 22:14:36 GMT Organization: ULC Lines: 24 Message-ID: References: NNTP-Posting-Host: mg131-038.ricochet.net Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12593 It looks more like a moth, but... I didn't make it, I don't know who did. . .-~\ / `-'\.' `- : | / `._ | | .-. { \ | `-' `. . \ | / ~-.`. \| .-~_ `.\-.\ .-~ \ `-'/~~ -.~ / .-~/|`-._ /~~-.~ -- ~ / | \ ~- . _\ The Rev. In article , Ruth Lee wrote: > Does anybody have a small butterfly to be used in a sig-file? > TIA! > > Peace and hugs, Ruth ________,,^..^,,_________ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/frog4line.txt From - Mon Dec 30 01:24:00 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!news.dra.com!news.visi.net!news From: mischief@visi.net (Tim & Ara Ryan) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: [REQ] Frog Date: 25 Dec 1996 09:10:50 GMT Organization: Visionary Systems InterNetNews site Lines: 12 Message-ID: <59qr2q$8mr@madrid.visi.net> References: <59f59j$k4v@hpg30a.csc.cuhk.edu.hk> NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp-1-12.nn.visi.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=US-ASCII X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.8 (x86 32bit) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9334 In article <59f59j$k4v@hpg30a.csc.cuhk.edu.hk>, s937127@logic.csc.cuhk.edu.hk says... > > >I need frog/frogs ascii arts, Thank you. > > o_o ( ) ( | | ) ' " " ` File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/christian_art.txt Subject: Christian art Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 16:18:51 -0800 From: Diane Wenner Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Glo Pearl Dated: March 10, 1993 through April 29, 1994 ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; /\ /\ ;; ; ; \/ ;; ; ; ' ;; ; ;; ;; ; ;; ; ; ; ; ;; ; /\ /\ ; ;; M ; \/ ; ;;; M ; ' ; ; MMMMM ; ; ; M ; ; /\ /\ ; M ; ; \/ ; M ; ; ' ; M ; ; ;; ; M ; ; ;; ; /%\ ; ; ;; ; /%%%\ ; ; ; /%%%%%\ ; ; ;; /%%%%%%%\ ; ;; ;; /%%%%&%%%%\; ; ; ;;; /%%%%&&&%%%%\ ; ;;; /%%%& /'`\ &%%\ ; /%%%& | | &%%\ ; /%%%& | | &%%\ ; /%%%%& ======,= &%%%\ ;; /%%%%%& ; &%%%%\ ; |%%%%%& ; &%%%%| ;; |%%%%%&&&&&&&&&&&&%%%%| ;;;; ;;;|%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%| ; ;;;;;; |%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%| ; |%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%| ; |%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%| ; |%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%| ; |%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|____________ ;;; /%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ;; /%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ; /%%%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ; /%%%%%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ;; /%%| |%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ; /%%T \/ T%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ; /%|---XX---|%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ; /%%|--XXXX--|%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ; /%%%%%T /\ T%%%%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ; /%%%%%%%| |%%%%%%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ;; /%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ |%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% |%%% XXX XXX %%%%%%%XXXX%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% |%% XXXXX XXXXX %%%%%%XXXX%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% |%% XXXXXX XXXXXX %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%XXXXXXXXXXX%%%%%%%%%%% |% XX XXX XXX XX %%%%%XX%%%%%%%%%%XX-------XX%%%%%%%%%%% |% X X X X %%%%%XX%%%%%%%%%%XX/``|''\XX%%%%%%%%%%% |% XXX XXX XXX XXX %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%XX-------XX%%%%%%%%%%% |% XXXXXXX XXXXXXX %%%%%XXXX%%%%%%%%XX/``|''\XX%%%%%%%%%%% |%,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,%%%%%XXXX%%%%%%%%XXXXXXXXXXX%%%%%%%%%%% XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% == /\ /\/\ /\/\/\ /\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\______________________________ |~~~~~~~~~~~~|\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | /\ /\ | \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | \/ \/ | \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | | \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | __ | \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | / \ | | /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |- | | | |__| |__| |__| |__| |__| | |___|____|___|_____|____________________________| == From: David Wallis Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Cross or Church Pictures... Date: Sun, 28 Jul 1996 14:28:00 -0700 How big? What kind? -|- -|- | -|- | ,/'^-,_,, | ,-^\/ ^\,-^\_ John Stevenson ^- ,-^ ^-,_ a018016t@bcfreenet.seflin.lib.fl.us _ | | __| |__ |__ __| | | | | | | |_| _|___|_ _|_______|_ |___________| Robert Craggs ( Email: maulo@csv.warwick.ac.uk ) __ __ / /\/\ Miller's Corollary: /\/\ \ John3:16 \_\ / Objects are lost because people look where \ /_/ /_/ \ they are not, instead of where they are. / \_\ -check'em out \_\/\ \ / /\/_/ \_\/ (random cookie) \/_/ 1 Cor 13:4-7 & 13 + ^ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- + / \ Steve Hayes ^(_____) Orthodox Society of St Nicholas of Japan / \| o | + PO Box 56303 (___| o | ^ Arcadia |o_|___|_ / \ 0007 South Africa | | | (___) steve.hayes@diakonos.iafrica.com | |o o o| | o | http://www.ocf.org/st_nick.htm | | | | | =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The following drawing was taken from a calendar picture. It is a church somewhere on the shores of Nova Scotia. It is not an exact replica of the original but what you do when you don't have a scanner? + | ,|, ||| / | \ | | | | | | / | \ | | | | | \ / \ | | | | | | \ / | | 8 | | | ""8"" / | \ 8 / \ ,\ ,d8888888888888|========|="" | ,d" "88888888888| ,aa, | a | ,d" "888888888| 8 8 | 8 | ,d8888888b, "8888888| 8aa8 | 8,| ,d" "8888888b, "88888|========|="" | ,d" "8888888b, "888| a a | a | ,d" ,aa, "8888888b, "8| 8 8 | 8,| /| d" "b |""""""| |========|="" | | 8 8 | | | ,aa, | a | | 8aaaa8 | | | 8 8 | 8 | | | | | """" | ,,=| Normand Veilleux |aaaaaaaaaaaaaa|======""""""""""""""""" /\ /\ ||______|| || ^ ^ || \| | | |/ |______| __ | __ | / \ ________________________|_/ \_|__ / ^^ \ /=========================/ ^^ \===| / [] \ /=========================/ [] \==| /________\ /=========================/________\=| * | |/==========================| |=| *** | ^^ ^^ |---------------------------| ^^ ^^ |-- *****| [] [] | _____ | [] [] | | ******* | /_____\ | * | | *********^^ ^^ | ^^ ^^ | | | ^^ ^^ | ***| | ***********] [] | [] [] | | | [] [] | ===***** | ************* | @|__|__|@ |/ |*******| *************** ***********--=====--**********| ********* ***************___*********** |=====| **********|*********** ************* ********* /=======\ ******** | ********* -- | ___ __ _ _ _ ___O___ ( / \ o / ( / / // // o \/|\/ / / __, _ ,_, __/ / / / __, // // , ( // (/\_/ (_/(_/ |/ (_(_/_ (_/_/ (_/(_(/_(/_/(_/_)_ \\ http://www.surfplaza.com/ | mailto:wallis@surfplaza.com == From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Cross or Church Pictures... Date: Tue, 30 Jul 1996 00:10:51 +0200 /\ / \ /_ %%==O=% _____________ % - -% | '\\\\\\ _____c% > __ | ' ____|_ (_|7 7 % - % 7' | + '||:::::: ||7 ___)%%%%_7' | '||_____| ||.( \ ~ / ,)' \'________|_____| || /| \'/ |\ ___/____|___\___ _,,,;!___*_____\_| _ ' <<<:| / /| |_________'___o_o| b'ger /_____/ / |:____|/ "Churches and Crosses... It's about time someone ask for it. I begun to think there was no place for me on the internet." `, <--- ,\, # |/ ? SEE YA! | ~ )\ ------- /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) ~_/ \ e-mail: svzanten@xs4all.nl == _ | # ___| #__ |___><___|# ##| ##### | # |_# ## ._. \ ) ( / ._)\|o|/(_, |___ O ___| ' )/|o|\( ` / | | \ | | )_( __ /)(\ |==<>==| \||/ || ~~ _ / /\ ____/ /_/_ /___ ____/\ \_\/ /\_\_\/ / /\/ / /\/ /_/\/ \_\/ ____ \/\/ _ )( _ (/\____\/____/\) )\,--'/\`--./( \/ || \/ )( /\/\ \/\/ \/ |~~~~~~~| | | |~~~~~~~~~~~| | I N R I | |___________| | | |~.\\\_\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~xx~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/_//; ~| | \ o \_ ,XXXXX), _..-~ o / | | ~~\ ~-. XXXXX`)))), _.--~~ .-~~~~ | ~~~~~~~`\ ~\~~~XXX' _/ ';)) |~~~~~~..-~ _.-~ ~~~~~~~ `\ ~~--`_\~\, ;;;\)__.---.~~~ _.-~ ~-. `:;;/;; \ _..-~~ ~-._ `'' /-~-~ `\ / / | , | | | ' / | \/; | ;; | `; . | |~~~-----.....| | \ \ | /\~~--...__ | (| `\ __-\| || \_ /~ | |) \~-' | | | \ ' | | \ : \ | | | | ) ( ) \ /; /\ | | |/ | | | | \ .' || | | | | ( | | | | \ \ | || o `.)| |`\\\\) | | | | | | | --------- | ___O___ \/|\/ // \\ | -- ------------------------------------------------------------------ James Sharier Jr. <>< (512) 602-5193 james.sharier@amd.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ == >From: Felix Just >Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii >Subject: Line-talk: Icthus <>< and other Christian symbols. >Date: Thu Feb 16 21:19:37 EST 1995 On 14 Feb 1995, it was written: > Can anyone help me clean this up? I would also > appreciate any other Christian symbols (Crosses etc.) > > \ _ . - - - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - ._ > `-. _.- ~` ~T~ \ / /~\ \ / \~~/ `~-_ > `><~` | >< (---) Y > `> > .-` `~ -._ _|_ / \ \_/ | /__ _.-~` > /` `~ ~ - - . _ _ _ _ _ _ . - ~` > > Eric Wilson > wilson.296 Well, I must admit, the fish outline below doesn't look nearly as good on my newsreader screen as it did on my home screen; but at least the lettering may be a slight improvement over Eric's version. \ _. -_`_` ` ` ` `_` ` ` `_`_- . `-._ _.-' | \ / / \ \ / \ ' ` -. _}{_ | >< (---) | > > ,-' `-._ _|_ / \ \_/ | /__, _ -' / ` - . , , , , , , , , , . - ' original: Eric Wilson (wilson.296) - adapted: Felix Just, S.J. == From: aa912@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Libby Hay) Newsgroups: alt.pagan,alt.ascii-art,rec.arts.ascii Subject: LINE: )0( A Gift Date: 10 May 1996 02:18:30 -0500 ((@)) Designed this for a special person in my life. (@ @) (@ @) (@ @) (@ @) ______(@)______ )0( )0( )0( )0( )0( ~~~~~~(@)~~~~~~ (@) (@) (@) (@) ((@)) )0( Libby Hay (((@))) aa912@po.cwru.edu -- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/kickinthebutt.txt Subject: Re: Kick in the Butt Date: Wed, 30 Oct 1996 11:57:11 PST From: joan stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: I can't help but diddle with this a bit.... ! 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WBBBBbo. `..........:::::::::::::::::::::::;iof688888888888b. `YBBBP^' `........::::::::::::::::;iof688888888888888888888b. ` `......:::::::::;iof688888888888888888888888888888b. `....:::;iof688888888888888888888888888888888899fT! `..::!8888888888888888888888888888888899fT|!^"' `' !!988888888888888888888888899fT|!^"' `!!8888888888888888899fT|!^"' `!988888888899fT|!^"' `!9899fT|!^"' `!^"' File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dragons3.txt Subject: last of the dragons... (sorry about the duplicates...) Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 09:59:36 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <32936607.5232@online.no> \ / _________)) ((__________ /.-------./\\ \ / //\.--------.\ //#######//##\\ )) (( //##\\########\\ //#######//###(( (( )) ))###\\########\\ ((#######((#####\\ \\ // //#####))########)) \##' `###\######\\ \)(/ //######/####' `##/ )' ``#)' `##\`->oo<-'/##' `(#'' `( ( ``\`..'/'' ) \""( `- ) / / It don't Pay... 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' .::HHH :: Advice: ::: `H TH::. `!' .::HT H' ::: If you happen upon ::.. `THHH:`: :':HHHT' ..:: the skull of a `:: `T: `. .' :T' ::' dragon. `:. . : : . .:' Leave that place `::' `::' quickly. :' .`. . .'. `: For whatever :' ::. .:: `: killed it, may :' `::: :::' `: still be around. `. `` '' .' --Thieves Proverb :`...........': ` :`. .': ' `: `"""' :' ### ### ### ##| "Dark Ship of the Dragon" ###. ###. ###. ##|. `### `### `### `##| It is not know by whom ### ### ### ##| ; `. it was originaly owned, ###. ###. ###. ##|. :: :. but many years have gone `### `### `### `##| `.`----`: by. No one can remember ###. ###. ###. ##|. /~``, ; ever having seen a crew . `###. `###. `###. `##|. / \ `. : aboard her. It is known # `### `### `### `##| / ' `. `. though, that any who #. ###. ###. ###. ##| / (\ `. `. board her, will surely ## `### `###__----~~~~' / :^\ `\`\`. `. die. Even worse shall ----~~~~~~~ / : \`\ `}''} happen to any who try / : : \`||||; rid the world of her. _____________________--` : : Beware. If you see --------~~~~~~~~~ --- : : her, steer clear and Art by : : run for fear of being ---- Snafu ; : caught by the Dark Ship ______ -- .' ; of the Dragon. .' .' /(_./(./(_./(./(_/(_./(_./(_./(/(_:/(_./(_./(/(_./(_./(/(_./(_./(_./(_/(_./( ____ <\ /> ____ /. / >_ \ / _< \ .\ / : | | : \ / : :| {<0\./0>} |: : \ /. : :\ \ ) ( / /: : . \ | . . : \ ~(o:o)~ / : . . | | . . . \ {!^!} / . . . | | . . . \ | \_/ | / . . . | | . . . \/ \/ . . . | | . ** Why do you wander? I am the center.** . | | . **I am the yes in the silence of no.** . | | .** I am your laughter. I am your mirror.** | \ ` **Do not deny me. I am your I.** ' / \` . / \ / \ . '/ \{ -=*>Kaeryn<*=- }/ \ \ \ / _____ \ | / \ \ / / \____/ _ _ ,/ \, _________{( *KAERYN* })_________ /.-------./\\ //\.-------.\ //@@@@@@@//@@\\ ) ( //@@\\@@@@@@@\\ //@@@@@@@//@@@@>>/ \<<@@@@\\@@@@@@@\\ //O@O@O@O//@O@O// \\O@O@\\O@O@O@O\\ //OOOOOOOO//OOOO|| \ / ||OOOO\\OOOOOOOO\\ //O%O%O%O%//O%O%O%\\ ))(( //%O%O%O\\%O%O%O%O\\ ||%%%%%%%%//' `%%%%\\ // \\ //%%%%' `\\%%%%%%%|| ((%%%%%%%(( %%%%%\\ (( )) //%%%%% ))%%%%%%)) \:::' `::\\ `:::::\\ \)~~(/ //:::::' //::' `:::/ )' `;)' (` ` \\ `<@ @>' / / ' ') `(;' `( ( \`\ )^^( / / ) _ ) \\oo/ ( (@) \ `' / _ |-|\__________________\__^__<________oOo__________ (@) | | VVV \|-| |-| Flying forever.. towards Midnight Horizons. |-| |_|\_____________________________________________ | | (@) / ,/ \_____/ \\ ~\/~ `\|-| ~ ___//^~ \____/\\ (@) <<< \ __ <____/|| ~ < \ <___/|| || <___// \ \/__// ~----~ . , . ,`o--Y ____.....------.' .,' ,,~'' `,------.....____ ''''` `---.:: ,': ; ,' ;`. ;;.---' '```` ` `:__`-._ `.`., _,-'__;' ' Art by: ` ` ---`---'`'`---'---' ' john_vander_zwaag___________ \`--'/`,,___________ ``` ''' . . |\-=-/| /| |O _ O| |\ /' \ \_^-^_/ / `\ /' \-/ ~ \-/ `\ | /\\ //\ | +-------\|\|\/-""-""-\/|/|/-------+---------------------------------------+ _ // _ // ,-'_`----,_ // ( _~d~~_/ '~-----, // (_<_~~~~_,----===' // __ / ~~~~=--~~~~ // / \ | /~~ // \_ | \ \ // (_ | \ \_ // L| \_ \_ // || \_ \_ // _____U \_ \_ // | __ \ \_ \_ // | \_\_| \_ \// |______| \_ //_ |_______\ // \ | | \ //\ \ | | \-_ // | \ | '-,_ / / ,-______// |__ \ \---- '-/_/ /||||_ ~),- ~--\ ~\_ /-/_'~~~/\_)/_/ ~\ _ \_ / / /~~/ /-__ `-/_ , | _/ ),--, \_/ / | / // -,__ `/_ | | / ',-, |,_ \_/ / / // / \ \// | / _) )-~~( |/ /_Z--_/_ / `/ | / _~) /~ -`--/ /~ \ \ ~-/ | | / ' ~,,--, ( / /`\__\_--~~~ | \| / ) / /~~ _/ \_ / _/ / \ _/ \ | // / | _/ `-__/ |// / /_- `--,__/ / / __-- _-' / / __-- _-' / / __-- _-' / / __-- --___ _-' ___-/ /-- ~~~---__`--,___ _/ __/,--/ /,--,--_____ _~`-----'-----, ,-~ __,- _//_/ //__/__/_/_/_//~~~~--r-,.\ ) | / _/~,/ / / ~~~~~~~~`-`) | ( \_,| ./ ,' / / (~ o ) |_,|~|_/ / / ) _ / (_,|~|| / / |/ )/ (_// /| / / / / | | || / / |/ / | || / / / | ||/ / JOUST(TM) Ostrich and Mount (_ | ,'/ / by Greg Berigan ( `/ ||\/ August 29, 1995 \/ | \_ | \_ `_ \ ,-,\,-,`, \_\_\\\ \ \ ~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dutchdude.txt XXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXX XXX XXX XXX XXX X / / / / / /X X / / / / / / X X / / / / / X X / / / / / X X / / / / X X / / / / X X/ / / / /X X / / / / X X / / / X X / / / X X/ / / X X / / /X XXXXXXXXX MMMMM XXXXX MMMMMMMMMMMMMM XXX MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM XXX MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM XXX MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM X XXX X MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMXMM XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMXMMM XXX MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMXXMMM XXX MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMXXXMMM XXX MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMXXXXMMM XXX MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMXXXXXXMMMM XXX MMMMMMMMXXXXXXXXXXMMMMM XXX MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM XXX MMMMMMMMMMMMM XXX MMMMM XXX XXX M XXX XX//XXX I XXX X/////////X I XXX X // // //X I XXX X/////////////////X I XXX X/// /// /// /// ///X I XXX X////////////////////////######X I XXX X // // // .######### X I XXX X////////////..########### X I XXX X // // XXX ########## X I XXX X/////////X X #### X I XXX X// // X X X I XXX X///////// X X XXX) I XXX X // XX XX X I XXX X//XXX XOOOOX I XXX XXX X I XXX X X I XXX X X I XXX X//X X I XXX X//////X X I XXX X//////////X X I XXX X//////////////X I XXX X//////////////X I XXXX////XXXXXX//////X I XXXX///X//////X/////X I XXX////X//////X//////X I XXX///X///////X//////X I XXX///X///////X///////X I XXX///X////////X//////XX I XXX//X/////////X///////XXX I XXX//X//////////X///////X//X ...I. 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XXXX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XX XXXX XXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXX XXXXXX. XX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXX X X. 3 XX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XX . X 3 X. H XX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XX 3. X H X. B XX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XX H. X B X. XX MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM XXXXX XX B. XXXXXX. XX MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM XXXXX XX . XXXXXXXXXXXX MMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM XXXXX XXXXXX XXXXXX Made By: The Dutch Dude XXXXXX T.vanEck@fz.hse.nl  File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/bat.txt From - Tue Nov 19 00:39:47 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: bats Date: 18 Nov 1996 04:17:03 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.10) Lines: 29 Sender: news@aol.com Message-ID: <19961118041900.XAA21185@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <56murh$l89@osprey.global.co.za> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article <56murh$l89@osprey.global.co.za>, dan@global.co.za (Danny The Champ) writes: >Please post any bats you have. A little bat that I made: @@ bat @@ 11/96 =, (\_/) ,= /`-'--(")--'-'\ jgs / (___) \ /.-.-./ " " \.-.-.\ -joan -- \ / \\ // )\-/( /e e\ ( =Y= ) /`---'\ ____/ /___\ \ \ / ``` ```~~"--.,_ `-._\ / joan stark `~~"--.,_ ----->| spunk1111@juno.com `~~"--.,_ _.-'/ \ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ ~~"--.,_ /jgs\_________________________,,,,....----""""~~~~```` File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/engineer.txt Hmmmm lucky we all know that Engineers *Really* look more like the picture below, holding their pocket calculators and briefcases!!! ;) .,::::.. ';''':';:. (o o |; | < ); \ --' | ___'-. |____ .' - - `'. ,'_ : '. : [_] , : , : : : ) --' '--- :`'... '. : / \:: : :: / : : ''' |'' , ''| : .' :===u==='. (,,; / :__|__|__ : __ |/ | : :: || | : : : || | '. : : ''-------' : : : : snd : : : : :____: :____: .-=' \ ( ==\ (____,_/ \ \ '--' , , / \/ \ (/ //_ \_ .-._ \|| . \ \ '-._ _,:__.-"/---\_ \ ______/___ '. .--------------------'~-'--.)__( , )\ \ `'--.___ _\ / | Shanaka Dias ,' \)|\ `\| /_.-' _\ \ _:,_ Curtin University " || ( .'__ _.' \'-/,`-~` Western Australia |/ '. ___.> /=,| | / .-'/_ ) |email: edias@alpha1.curtin.edu.au| snd )' ( /(/ |_________________________________| \\ " '==' http://www.ece.curtin.edu.au/~shanaka File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/compuchips.txt Subject: Re: Chips Date: Fri, 15 Nov 1996 11:33:27 -0500 From: "Clyde W. Watson" Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: Some more attempts: UUUUUUUUUUUUU 3|\-----------/|E 3|| ||E 3|| (`)VLSI ||E 3|| ||E 3|| DECT chip ||E 3|| ||E 3|/-----------\|E NNNNNNNNNNNNN uuuuuuuuuuuuu e|\-----------/|e e|| ||e e|| (`)VLSI ||e e|| ||e e|| DECT chip ||e e|| ||e e|/-----------\|e nnnnnnnnnnnnn uuuuuuuuuuu .-----------, e| |e e| (`)VLSI |e e| |e e| DECT chip |e e| |e `-----------' nnnnnnnnnnn ,LLLLLLLLLLL. 3 E 3 (`)VLSI E 3 E 3 DECT chip E 3 E `TTTTTTTTTTT' ,tttttttttt. e e e (`)VLSI e e e e DECT chip e e e `tttttttttt' ___________ _[...........]_ ____________ r[oooooooooooo]n -Clyde File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/chess_pieces2.txt From - Sun Apr 6 01:31:09 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!newsfeed.nacamar.de!cyclic.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!su-news-feed4.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!coop.net!pacifier!not-for-mail From: langley@pacifier.com (Velvet Maria Langley) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: CHESS SIG Date: 3 Apr 1997 15:34:10 GMT Organization: Pacifier BBS, Vancouver, Wa. ((360) 693-0325) Lines: 27 Message-ID: <5i0ili$2n2$1@news.pacifier.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: pacifier.com X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950824BETA PL0] Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13682 Ava M. Cimafranca (cimafraa@odo.msoe.edu) wrote: : : Could someone please do me up a chess signature. Preferably no more than : 15 lines, but no less than 6. : : Thanks in advance : : : Ava M. Cimafranca : cimafraa@odo.msoe.edu : : .::. _()_ _::_ _O _/____\_ _/____\_ _ _ _ ^^__ / //\ \ / \ / | || || | / - \_ { } \____/ \____/ |_______| <| __< \___/ (____) (____) _ \__ ___ / <| \ (___) | | | | (_) |___|_| <| \ |_| |__| |__| (___) |_|___| <|______\ / \ / \ / \ _|_|_ |___|_| _|____|_ (_____) (______) (______) (_____) (_______) (________) (_______) (________) (________) /_____\ /_______\ /________\ /_______\ /________\ /________\ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/infinity.txt From - Wed Nov 20 23:27:44 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!cs.utexas.edu!math.ohio-state.edu!news.physics.uiowa.edu!nntp.ksu.edu!hptemp1.cc.umr.edu!gong From: gong@saucer.cc.umr.edu (Phillip Gong) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: infinity Date: 16 Nov 1996 04:06:54 GMT Organization: UMR Missouri's Technological University Lines: 59 Message-ID: <56jeku$aod@hptemp1.cc.umr.edu> References: <328B6ED4.361F@mach.uni-karlsruhe.de> <328cce16.36140187@nntp.netcruiser> NNTP-Posting-Host: saucer.cc.umr.edu X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] Alan Popow (alanp@netcom.ca) wrote: :On Thu, 14 Nov 1996 20:11:16 +0100, Bernd Kleinpass : wrote: :>I have got a very simple and maybe stupid question, but I hope the :>ASCII-Wizzards of the world can answer it: :> Just thought to follow the thread.. ,_-=(!7(7/zs_. .=' ' .`/,/!(=)Zm. .._,,._.. ,-`- `,\ ` -` -`\\7//WW. ,v=~/.-,-\- -!|V-s.)iT-|s|\-.' `///mK%. v!`i!-.e]-g`bT/i(/[=.Z/m)K(YNYi.. /-]i44M. v`/,`|v]-DvLcfZ/eV/iDLN\D/ZK@%8W[Z.. `/d!Z8m //,c\(2(X/NYNY8]ZZ/bZd\()/\7WY%WKKW) -'|(][%4. ,\\i\c(e)WX@WKKZKDKWMZ8(b5/ZK8]Z7%ffVM, -.Y!bNMi /-iit5N)KWG%%8%%%%W8%ZWM(8YZvD)XN(@. [ \]!/GXW[ / ))G8\NMN%W%%%%%%%%%%8KK@WZKYK*ZG5KMi,- vi[NZGM[ i\!(44Y8K%8%%%**~YZYZ@%%%%%4KWZ/PKN)ZDZ7 c=//WZK%! ,\v\YtMZW8W%%f`,`.t/bNZZK%%W%%ZXb*K(K5DZ -c\\/KM48 -|c5PbM4DDW%f v./c\[tMY8W%PMW%D@KW)Gbf -/(=ZZKM8[ 2(N8YXWK85@K -'c|K4/KKK%@ V%@@WD8e~ .//ct)8ZK%8` =)b%]Nd)@KM[ !'\cG!iWYK%%| !M@KZf -c\))ZDKW%` YYKWZGNM4/Pb '-VscP4]b@W% 'Mf` -L\///KM(%W! !KKW4ZK/W7)Z. '/cttbY)DKW% -` .',\v)K(5KW%%f 'W)KWKZZg)Z2/,!/L(-DYYb54% ,,`, -\-/v(((KK5WW%f \M4NDDKZZ(e!/\7vNTtZd)8\Mi!\-,-/i-v((tKNGN%W%% 'M8M88(Zd))///((|D\tDY\\KK-`/-i(=)KtNNN@W%%%@%[ !8%@KW5KKN4///s(\Pd!ROBY8/=2(/4ZdzKD%K%%%M8@%% '%%%W%dGNtPK(c\/2\[Z(ttNYZ2NZW8W8K%%%%YKM%M%%. *%%W%GW5@/%!e]_tZdY()v)ZXMZW%W%%%*5Y]K%ZK%8[ '*%%%%8%8WK\)[/ZmZ/Zi]!/M%%%%@f\ \Y/NNMK%%! 'VM%%%%W%WN5Z/Gt5/b)((cV@f` - |cZbMKW%%| 'V*M%%%WZ/ZG\t5((+)L\'-,,/ -)X(NWW%% `~`MZ/DZGNZG5(((\, ,t\\Z)KW%@ 'M8K%8GN8\5(5///]i!v\K)85W%%f YWWKKKKWZ8G54X/GGMeK@WM8%@ !M8%8%48WG@KWYbW%WWW%%%@ VM%WKWK%8K%%8WWWW%%%@` ~*%%%%%%W%%%%%%%@~ ~*MM%%%%%%@f` ''''' this is not infinity by definition.. but it loops back onto iself. So, infinity?? -- ,-~~-.___. Phillip Gong / | ' \ ( ) 0 Phone : 911 \_/-, ,----' E-Mail: gong@umr.edu ==== // WWW : http://www.umr.edu/~gong / \-'~; /~~~(O)---------------------------------------------------- / __/~| / |I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos. ==( _____| (_________| -- Albert Einstein File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/ghosts.txt From - Wed Feb 19 22:33:43 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!worldnet.att.net!uunet!in3.uu.net!152.163.170.17!newstf01.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: req: .sig sized ghost Date: 19 Feb 1997 20:26:57 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 54 Message-ID: <19970219202600.PAA01979@ladder02.news.aol.com> References: <5edkku$8lh@lynx.unm.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder02.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11806 In article <5edkku$8lh@lynx.unm.edu>, pilott@musca.unm.edu (dolphin m hawkins) writes: >i am looking for a .sig sized ascii ghost, please help. I have more ghosts on my webpage...(under seasonal/Halloween)... but here's some new ones off my notepad: You can use the different faces depending upon your mood... -=[ ghost ]=- 2/97 ___ _/ ..\ ( \ 0/__ \ \__) / \ jgs / _\ `"""""`` ___ _/ oo\ ( \ -/__ \ \__) / \ jgs / _\ `"""""`` ___ _/ @@\ ( \ O/__ \ \__) / \ jgs / _\ `"""""`` ___ _/ 66\ ( \ ^/__ \ \__) / \ jgs / _\ `"""""`` ___ _/ "\ ( \ ~/__ \ \__) / \ jgs / _\ `"""""`` -joan -- _ _ hehehehe (.)(.) \ / () \ _ \ '--' / _ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com { '-`""""`-' } `"/ \"` \ / ascii art gallery: _/ /\ \_ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ jgs { / \ } `"` `"` File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/karate.txt From - Wed Apr 16 19:45:38 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!rill.news.pipex.net!pipex!btnet!btnet-feed1!skynet.be!feed1.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!news-ge.switch.ch!serra.unipi.it!news.caspur.it!news.flashnet.it!usenet From: morfina@geocities.com (Morfina!!) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: karate sig Date: Fri, 11 Apr 1997 18:53:01 GMT Organization: Flashnet Lines: 38 Message-ID: <33638833.8679805@news.flashnet.it> References: <332075C2.7688@cww.octec.org.au> <5h7arc$rhu@nr1.calgary.istar.net> <5heh0q$42r$2@bohol.infocom.sequel.net> Reply-To: morfina@geocities.com NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp-150.flashnet.it Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Newsreader: Forte Agent .99g/32.339 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14107 On Thu, 27 Mar 1997 19:10:39 GMT, wild@i-manila.com.ph wrote: >Hi, >Thats really a very nice sig and it doesn't need any imagination to >see it. Just one glance and I recognize it. Can't help myself to ask >can I also have your permission to use your karate ascii art has my >sig also? >Also do you have anymore karate sig? like in an elbow attacking >stance? >thank, >hurbert >btw cute cat Sorry for my delay!! Sure you can use it for your sig. But please add to it my initials mrf: :) ,. \-'__ / o.__o____ \/_/ /.___/--, ||\' | / \_\ -'' mrf That's ok? I don't have another ascii-karate-image, but I can try. Elbow? I hope I've understood but I haven't a good english: it'd be something as an empi-uchi? (arg! Not so *easy* to draw!!) If I can make it, i'll post it to alt.ascii-art, ok? Bye! #================================================>> http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/4149 HP BARMARIO: http://www.globenet.it/barmario _,..,_ | | _ _ __*| | | ,' /\"/\ >> /|/|(_)|_) |_ ||\| /| / / << /.__,-.",^y^." / ' | | \,| |' |/-+--/-/- '.___.'.oO.Oo morfina@geocities.com | . . #=mrf==================>> ~La vita Ë adesso~ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/airplanes.txt Subject: Did anyone ask for planes ...? Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 14:02:21 +0300 From: UDI Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART __|__ --@--@--(_)--@--@-- __|__ --o--o--(_)--o--o-- __|__ --------(_)-------- O O O O __|__ *---o--(_)--o---* _ .--- _________/ |__--'@/ (__PAN AM/__|__===-~ -----|----- *>=====[_]L) -'-`- _ , _.o..__ / \ +********=++-' ` o/ /------------------------\ |~~\_____/~~\__ | | |______________ \______====== )-+ | | ~~~|/~~ | \------------------------/ () __ \ \ _ _ \**\ ___\/ \ X*#####*+^^\_\ o/\ \ \__\ _________________________ _____ | \ \ U \__ _____ | \__________\ \/_______\___\_____________ | / < /_/ ..................... `-. |_________________________/ `-----------,----,--------------' _/____/ ____________________________ \ \ ___ ______ | \ \ / \___-=0`/|0`/__| \ \_______\ / | / ) / / `/-==__ _/__|/__=-| / / * \ | | /___________________________/ (o) ---------------+--------------- ___ /^^[___ _ /|^+----+ |#___________// ( -+ |____| ______-----+/ ==_________--' \ ~_|___|__ ___ \\ \ \\ `\ ___ \\ \ | \ \\ `\ |_____\ \ \ |______\ \ `\ | \ \ \ | __\__---------------------------------._. __|---~~~__o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_[][\__ |___ /~ ) \__ ~~~---..._______________/ ,/_________________/ / / / ,/ / / / ,/ / / // ,/ // / // ,/ //_/ __|__ \ _/_/ `-._____/\ --=(________,------' -'----`- _ _.'| /| _,-------' |_ <)____\ \.-._\ =`-_\_ ________ =[________]========-------[]<-- | ___ | |==| || |==| _| | |==|| | | || | | || | | ~~ | |________| __L________\_ <_|_L___/ | |, |__\_____|_|___ /L___________ `---._________ | | .----. _ |---v--.______ _ `-------------.--.__ [| | | |(_) |]__[_____]____________________]__ __] | |___________|---^--'_________.-------------`--' \L______________.---' __|__/_ | | <_|_L___\___|_|' L________/ | | | _ | | || | | || | |==||_ | |==| | | |==|__|| |______| =[________]========-------[]<-- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/flames.txt Subject: Re: your mail Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 23:19:40 -0800 From: Diane Wenner Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART On Mon, 31 Mar 1997, Doxtator, Gary wrote: > > Does anyone have some flames? I would like to > get some where the bottom of the screen looks > likes it's on fire. Here are the ascii flames I have: Diane From: Guardian@centuryinter.net (Knightmare) ( . ) ) ( (| . ) )\/ ( ( ( * ( (( / ))\)) ( ) ) ( \ )\( | ))( ) (| >) ))/ | )/ \(( ) \ ( ( . -. V )/ )( ( \ / . \ . \)) )) )( ( | | ) . ( / )( ,')) \ / \( `. ) (\> ,'/__ )) __`. / ( \ | / ___ ( \/ ___ \ | ( ( \.) |/ / \__ __/ \ \| )) . \. |> \ | __ | / <| / )/ \____/ :..: \____/ \ < ) \ (|__ . / ;: \ __| ) ( (( )\) ~--_ -- -- _--~ / )) \ ( | || || | ( / \. | ||_ _|| | / > : | ~V+-I_I_I-+V~ | : (. ( \: T\ _ _ /T : ./ \ : T^T T-+-T T^T ;< \..`_ -+- _' ) . `--=.._____..=--'. ./ ___________________________________________________ | |/ / \ | | | __|| |_| |_ _/ \/ | | \ __| | < \| | | |_-| _ | | | | | __ | / _| |_|\_\_|\ |_|__ |_| |_| |_| |_|\/|_|_||_|_|\_\_ | \/ \/ \/ == ) ( ( ( ( ) () @@ ) (( ( ( ( )( @@ ( )) ) ( ( ( ( ()( /---\ (()( ( _______ ) ) )(@ !O O! )@@ ( ) ) ) < ____) ) ( ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( ) /--| |( o| ( ) ) ((@@(@@ !o! @@@@(@@@@@)() ( | > \___| ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( ) | /---------+ (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@( . | | \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ . . | \ \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @ . | \ \----+--\-))) @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. . | |\______|_)))/ . @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . . \__========== * . @@ /MM /\O O/\ MM\ @@@@@@@. . | |-\ \ ( . @ !!! !! \-/ !! !!! @@@@@ . | | \ \ ) . . @@@@ !! !! .(. @. .. . | | \ \ ( / .( . \)). 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((/ | ( | \( )) ((. ). ____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_ Artist: P.r.i.m.a.l == File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/freespeech.txt I think the Free Speech is something that must be defended, so here you have the Free Speech Ribbon, I hope you enjoy it. :o ~ $r 4% n$$ '!!!MR '!!X!! !!!X -SdA '!!! `!!! `!~ !!~ --- Sergio de Andres Darknet : 66:666/5.2 Moon Knight Subnet : 93:344/110.4 Internet : sandres@cot.es 4andres@rigel.deusto.es File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dilbert3.txt From - Wed Jan 1 13:01:57 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!enews.sgi.com!news.sgi.com!howland.erols.net!worldnet.att.net!feed1.news.erols.com!news From: Carter-Lovejoy Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Very Good Dilbert - first time doing ascii Date: Tue, 31 Dec 1996 11:36:34 -0500 Organization: Erol's Internet Services Lines: 45 Message-ID: <32C94112.1874@erols.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: rcm-as2s61.erols.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.01KIT (Win95; U) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9514 These are my first ASCII drawings. Aren't they pretty good? #### # # #### ##### #### ####### # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #### #### #### # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #### # ##### #### ##### # # # __ / \ / | /_____/ / | \ Yergi (from the nation of Elbonia) |\__| \ /---- _\_ __/ /\ /| \ / \/ \ / | \ / / \/__| | \ | / / \ | | | | |\_|___| | | | | \ | ______ /__ \ /_|_|-| || | # / || Dogbert (I don't wanna know where he's from) | /__|| / | || / / / \_/| \_/\_/_____/ I will post more as I draw them. Right now I'm going to look at yours. clovejoy@erols.com 11:25 AM 12/31/96 EST File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/breakfast.txt Subject: Breakfast for those on the go? Date: Fri, 20 Dec 1996 07:38:03 -0500 From: "Clyde W. Watson" Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Coffee and frozen waffles.... ,-"-. _r-----i _ \ |-. ,###. | | | ,-------. | | | c| | ,--. | |' | | _______________ C| | (=====) ========= \_____________/ `==' (HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) -Clyde _ , , , (_) Z , , , , , /(./(,/( , , Z . /(./(,/(./(,/(/ `-,/(,/( , O z /(/ `-/( z ,/ \\ o ,-------. ,' ,-- . :))\ ,--------' `--' `-' ,-- , ( . . )\/' ) / o , "" (" (;;;;;;;;;;;;;)\,)\,)\.)\-' ,:| (____/(____________j;;;;;;_.----' \ ;;;;)\.)\-' ;:| \.______________________(_(_____________)---(_________________________cww Clydew@baynetworks.com File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/birds.txt Subject: birds... Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 18:39:09 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <32936607.5232@online.no> ___,--------,____ __--~~~~ ~~---,_ ,-' __,--,_ `\,___,-,__ ,-' __/'/-~~~\ ` ` . ' , | `~~\ _/` _/~~ '~~ \,_\_ O / ' '~_/' `\ /' ' =-'~~ _ / ~ /' `\ _/' /~ ,--,____,-----|,_,-,_ `\ _,/' ' ,-' _ `~'------'~~~~~-- `~~~~\ | /~ ' ,-~~~ _, ,-=~~~~~~~~~~~~'| | .' ' , ' /~` |/ /' ,/' _/~' , / /` _/~ /~ / /` /' .' /' /' . /' ` /' | ' Tweety Bird \/ /^ ^\ \0 0/ ('V') \ / snd/(_)\ ==/\=/\== ________ (o_ //\ V_/_ Yer basic Penguin (o- (/)_ Baby Penguin You can make them shout: (-< --Oooh! //\ V_/_ or eat fish: (o<)< //\ V_/_ \___/ Lady Azuria Cromwell Hai Draco /\_/\ / \ ((@v@)) \___/ () ():::() / \ || VV-VV ,---. ,/ \__.'~\ | ' . `===--- `| , ,--' `. /___,-' | \\ _/|\_ ,`-= ,--.,--. 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Allen Mullen `'''` ((( ,, ( *)========/\==== )( / \ __________/ ) / \ \___EJM96 / / "" \ \____ _/ ===%^^^^^^^^\^^^ / \__/ /----------\ /____|__//_ ( it's ) | ( a ) | ( llizard! ) | (________) _|__ \\ ' /^----^\ | 0 0 | Whoo!! | \/ | / \ Whoo!! | |;;;| | |;;;| \ \ | \;;| \\// \ \| / / ------------------(((--(((------------\ \----------, -- ___ ---- __ --- ____ ---- _____ -- __ - \ __ -- __ -- _____ --- __ ---- ___ ---- __ -- / ---------------/ /---------------\ \--------------` \ \ / / //\ // \ \\ / - \ / @ ) \ _/_ |~ \) \ ( ( ( \ \ ( ( ( ( ( | \ _ _=(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ _ _ / ) - _ _ _ / _\___ ` "' \\ (o> \\_//) \_/_) _|_ \\ \\_/o> <_/__) ~~~~~~~~ \\ // \ \ // / \\ \ // / '\\ \ .// / '>\\ \ '\\-_/ '\\> \\\ / /// << \ '/_ <<^-(,\ /// \ // \) ///\\ \\ // )) )) / _+\(O> ~-.|) |\ ^ ^ //\@/\\ ||\*/|| ` X ' File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/bladers.txt From - Wed Dec 4 17:57:33 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!newspump.sol.net!howland.erols.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!uunet!in3.uu.net!204.191.64.102!news3.idirect.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca (llizard) Subject: like to see some bladers? Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=US-ASCII MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.6 X-Newsmaster: Laszlo Herczeg (las@idirect.com) X-Client-Port: 1832 Message-ID: X-Nntp-Posting-Host: fatenet6.idirect.com Date: 4 Dec 96 13:58:08 UTC Lines: 24 It snowed again and for some reason my mind turned to roller blading. Some of these you may have seen before but some are new. BLADERS: ==0 ==0 ==0_/ ==0_/ /\/ /\_. /\_ /\ _==0_/ |\ |\ |\ |\ \ |\ \_ / | / | / | / | / / oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo ==0 , ==0_/ ==0_/ /|\/ /\ \/\ _ oo oo ,/ |\ ,/ |\ | \ \ / / ejm96 / | / | / oo ==0__\/ oo oo oo oo oo \/ -- ,^ ===%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ " " llizard aka ejm File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/guitar.txt From - Wed Nov 27 15:11:16 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!hammer.uoregon.edu!arclight.uoregon.edu!phase2.worldnet.att.net!news.u.washington.edu!homer29.u.washington.edu!whatfer From: "J. Melusky" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: sig sized guitar.... Date: Tue, 26 Nov 1996 23:37:12 -0800 Organization: University of Washington Lines: 18 Message-ID: References: <01bbd9f8$78185d00$64611fc4@Pdarren> NNTP-Posting-Host: homer29.u.washington.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII NNTP-Posting-User: whatfer To: Darren Wood In-Reply-To: <01bbd9f8$78185d00$64611fc4@Pdarren> __ __ __ __ / `-' / ,, ,, \ `-' \ |[====|||||||||||[::}{::]|||||||||||====]| \__.-._\ `` '' /_.-.__/ Artist unknown ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ ,( | \_.-|_/,-/ ii | | `."' `-/ .-"""|| | /`^"-; | ||____| / / `.__/ | || / | || | || ,-._.-._.-._.-._.-. ,-------------------------------------. `-. ,-' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | .. ,. | | | ,-|___| | |___|-. | | | | L__;__J | | ,' | `| / \ |' / _.-------------------------------------' | ( ) | ;-' | `'' | | | | | ;--..._____...--; ==================================. ,'--.._/ \_..--`. , |\ / `. ,' \ /| | \ / /`. | | _l_ \ / | | \ /_/ \ \_J | |" |\_\ ________________/ | | \ // `-.__.' | | \\ | | | [==] || | `---' || _____|_____________________________|| || | || | || || | || | _____________ || || | || | ( ) || || | || | `"""""""""""' || ;' | | | `; | || `' \ | / `' | || `--..____/ \____..--' | || | | | | || | | | | || | | | | || | | | | || | | | | || | | | __________| || | | | | || | | | |___________________________________|| | | | | | | |_______|_______| _..--' | | `--.._ ;________.___| |___.________; Again, Courtesy of http://www.duc.auburn.edu/%7Enorgapd/ -SKITTLES |D ----------------------------------------------------------------- bubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubs .oooO Oooo. .oooO Oooo. .oooO Oooo. ( ( ) ( ) ) ( ( ) ( ) ) ( ( ) ( ) ) \ ( ) / \ ( ) / \ ( ) / \_) (_/ \_) (_/ \_) (_/ Th!s tr!ppy e-mail brought to you by clumsy feet and Sk!ttles' Cottage http://www.csusm.edu/public/SKITTLES bubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubsbubs ----------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/gunman.txt |||||||||||||| = \ = | _= ___/ / _\ (o)\ | | \ _ \ | |/ (____) \__/ / | / / ___) / \ \ _) ) \ \ / ( \/ \ \_________/ |\_________________,_ ) \/ \ / | ==== _______)__) \/ \ / __/___ ====_/ \/ \ / (O____)\\_(_/ (O_ ____) (O____) File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/b5heavycruiser.txt From - Sat Mar 8 07:11:20 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!worldnet.att.net!uunet!mg134-041.ricochet.net!user From: mariposa@ricochet.net (The Right Rev. Felix Roy Mariposa, Prophet) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Babylon 5 ASCIIs: EA Heavy Cruiser Date: 8 Mar 1997 04:09:15 GMT Organization: ULC Lines: 28 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: mg134-041.ricochet.net Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12521 The Earth Alliance's Heavy Cruiser Class Warship, "Hyperion" `n .__LL. / | / | `n. / | `n. .______. ._-^~~~~~~~~~^-_. | ,'~T~T~T~T~~~~~i |=======:\ ____.----=-----------------=--|______,;___L_L_L_|=====|_________-====| || -==:| =() ._______L.\ /\ /\/\/\____|=====|___\/\/\/\ / || || '----_____________| | \/__'---~~~ |_____| ~~~---_:_--| || =\________/ \'--------'-~~ ,U ~~|=======;/ \ | '~~~~~~' \ | \ | `____! ,U --- For more ASCIIs, check out my new ftp site: is5.nyu.edu/home/f/frm200 username: frm200 password: mariposa B5, Life In Hell, Earthworm Jim, Rocko's Modern Life and more! The Rev. File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cd.txt :+"" ~<<::""+: +Xi<<<: xHMRMMR888888RMMMMMM<M "` .~i MMMMMMMMM" < References: <32B79E5E.7A3A@worldnet.att.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9060 In article <32B79E5E.7A3A@worldnet.att.net>, LSowa writes: > Does anyone have a sig-sized *Peanut* or any nut(s)? I did an acorn recently: _ _/-\_ .-`-:-:-`-. /-:-:-:-:-:-\ \:-:-:-:-:-:/ |` `| | | jgs `\ /' `-._.-' ` -joan -- ||::|:|| .--------, |:||:|:| |_______ / .-. ||::|:|| ."` ___ `". {\('v')/} \\\/\///: .'` `'. ;____`( )'____ \====/ './ o o \|~ ^" "^ // \\// | ())) . | Season's \ || \ `.__.' /| Greetings // || _{``-.___.-'\| from: joan \ || _." `-.____.-'`| ___ // ||` __ \ |___/ \_______\ ."|| (__) \ \| / / `\/ __ vvvvv'\___/ | | (__) | \___/\ / || | .___. | || | | | ||.-' | '-. jgs || | ) ||----------'---------' spunk1111@juno.com view my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/angelofdeath.txt From - Sun Apr 6 13:34:53 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.global-one.no!nntp.idgonline.no!news.ececs.uc.edu!newsxfer.itd.umich.edu!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Angels Date: 6 Apr 1997 02:08:14 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 36 Message-ID: <19970406020800.VAA15836@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <3345AF22.1E10@earthlink.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13807 In article <3345AF22.1E10@earthlink.net>, Guardian writes: >Ok, who actually has an ascii of REAL angels! Not these cute lil' things >:) hruummpphhh--- cute lil things? -=[ angel of death ]=- 1/97 /\ || ____ (((+))) _||_ /.--.\ .-. /.||.\ /., \\(0.0)// || \\ /;`";/\ \\|m|// || ;\ |: \ \__`:`____||__:| |: \__ \T/ (@~)(~@)| |: _/| |\_\/ :| |: / | | \ :| |' / | | \ '| \_/ | | \_/ | | |_____| jgs |_____| -joan -- , , /(_, ,_)\ DON'T MESS WITH ME... \ _/ \_ / I'M A REAL CRAB TODAY! // \\ \\ (@)(@) // joan stark \'="=="='/ spunk1111@juno.com ,===/ \===, ",===\ /===," ASCII art gallery: " ,==='------'===, " http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ jgs " " File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/carwithkey.txt Subject: A new car Date: Mon, 4 Mar 1996 20:03:59 +0100 From: Moon Knight <4andres@RIGEL.DEUSTO.ES> Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Hi, boys and girls. That's the future, and my old car is history. Now, I drive this car down the ASCII-Highway :-) _______________________________ \_____________________________/ M.K.'97 || _ || || .'_`. || .-----. || ( ) || .-----. | | _||________|>-<|________||_ | | | |-|~-. `-,/' `\,-' .-~|-| | | |-| ~`-. ,(._____.), .-'~ |-| | |_____| |_____-'~__/_____\__~`-_____| |_____| .---. /| |\ .---. | |__.--------/-:-----:-\--------.__| | | |-/_____________________________\-| | `---' `---' Of course, you can use it, here you have the key. ____ M.K.'97 , =, ( _________ | =' (VvvVvV--' |____( See You. ^ ._______. | | | Moon Knight | | | | | | -+- | 4andres@rigel.deusto.es | `\ | /' <-#-> `._.' 0 " A word can hurt more than a sword " File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/frog_great.txt From - Tue Feb 18 21:59:07 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!worldnet.att.net!howland.erols.net!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Please a frog :))) Date: 18 Feb 1997 17:06:01 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 22 Message-ID: <19970218170500.MAA26947@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <5d03lk$5na$1@diana.ibernet.es> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11754 In article <5d03lk$5na$1@diana.ibernet.es>, creative1@bigfoot.com (Creative) writes: >Hi there, I really need a cute nice frog in ascii, I have other frogs on my homepage... but I just made this one- it's only 6 lines- so it might even be OK for a sig- if you're allowed... __ __ . ' ' . /`\ .( o)-( o). /`\ . ' ' . / , \( _______ )/ , \ () .' ___/ /_\ /`"-------"`\ /_\ \___ `() jgs`~//^\~_`\ <__ __> /`_~/^\\~` `~//^\\~`~//^\\~` -joan -- _ _ hehehehe (.)(.) \ / () \ _ \ '--' / _ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com { '-`""""`-' } `"/ \"` \ / ascii art gallery: _/ /\ \_ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ jgs { / \ } `"` `"` File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbthenap.txt Subject: Frogstein and Birdstein, The Nap Date: Sun, 12 Jan 1997 03:25:16 -0500 From: Peter Kwa Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART 01WWWWWW10WWWWWWWW20WWWWWWWW30WWWWWWWW40WWWWWWWW50WWWWWWWW60W63 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, The Nap 03 04 by Pete Casso 970112 04 05 05 06 There is nothing better than a nap after lunch ... 06 07 / 07 08 _ To each his own ... 08 09 ( "> / 09 10 (><) .oo 10 11 ^^ ( -)oo 11 12 "( -) 12 13 " " 13 14WWWWWW10WWWWWWWW20WWWWWWWW30WWWWWWWW40WWWWWWWW50WWWWWWWW60W63 File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/b5station.txt From - Sat Mar 8 07:10:46 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!uunet!mg134-041.ricochet.net!user From: mariposa@ricochet.net (The Right Rev. Felix Roy Mariposa, Prophet) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Babylon 5 ASCIIs: The Station Date: 8 Mar 1997 04:09:04 GMT Organization: ULC Lines: 27 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: mg134-041.ricochet.net Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12520 The Babylon 5 Space Station A A A | | | | | | __| |_| |_| |___nnnnnn_____----____-===----- _ __/--| |-| |-| |---~~~-------~~~---\==/~~\. O=|-|OOOOO--<=X===X===X=>-| | |-----| | |> HHK | ~ ~~\--| |-| |-| |---___-------___---/==\__/' | | | | | | | | | | | | V V V by The Right Reverend Felix Roy Mariposa (Prophet) --- For more ASCIIs, check out my new ftp site: is5.nyu.edu/home/f/frm200 username: frm200 password: mariposa B5, Life In Hell, Earthworm Jim, Rocko's Modern Life and more! The Rev. File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/ants.txt From - Sat Dec 7 16:14:30 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Ant? Date: 7 Dec 1996 06:21:10 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 30 Message-ID: <19961207062100.BAA09048@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader ANTS? -=[ ants ]=- 12/96 \_/ '-0-' --0-- .-0-. \_/ '-0-' --0-- .-0-. \_/ '-0-' --0-- jgs .-0-. -joan -- _/\_ __/\__ ) (_ _) .' ( Season's Greetings! `) '.( ) .' (` `-._\()/__(~` ()() joan stark / |`\ spunk1111@juno.com jgs ) : ( `)_/` http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/india.txt From - Wed Nov 20 22:59:19 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!hammer.uoregon.edu!arclight.uoregon.edu!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Snake, Flute, India & Stuff Date: Wed, 13 Nov 1996 10:00:39 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 35 Message-ID: <32898E37.267D@wing.rug.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: wing3.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX A.09.01 9000/735) Just of the drawing board: ___ ,'._,`. (-.___.-) (-.___.-) `-.___.-' (( @ @| . __ \ ` | ,\ |`. @| | | _.-._ __`.`=-=mm===mm:: | | |`. | | | ,'=` '=`. ( `-'|:/ /:/ `/ @| | | |, @| @| /---)W(---\ \ \ / / / / @| | ' (----| |----) ,~ |\ \ / /| / / @| \---| |---/ | | \ V /||/ / `.-| |-,' | | `-' |V / \| |/ @' | , |-' __| |__ | .;: _,-. ,--""..| |..""--. ;;:::' " ) (`--::__|_|__::--') ,-" _, / \`--...___...--'/ ( -:--'/ / /`--...___...--'\ "-._ `"'._/ /`---...___...---'\ "-._ "---. (`---....___....---') .' ",._ ,' ) |`---....___....---'| /`._| `| | (`---....___....---') ( \ | / \`---...___...---'/ `. `, ^"" `:--...___...--;' `.,' -Shimrod `-._______.-' See ya, -- ,-. , , ,"""----....____ ( ` | @ | |Herman Hiddema """---...___ `-. |,-. , .-.-. :-..-. .-| | mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl ""--..__ . ) | | | | | | | | | | | | http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod "-._ `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' `-' `-` `---------------------------------------` File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/forestgump.txt Subject: Forest Gump ART Date: Mon, 25 Nov 96 11:00:35 0100 From: Piotr Nowakowski To: ekveland@online.no Momma always said: life is like `. a cheap modem; .__ o __. you never know |__/|\__| if you're gonna /\ < > /\ connect ... -- Piotr Nowakowski File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dart.txt From - Sun Mar 9 11:47:36 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!due.unit.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!europa.clark.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!rill.news.pipex.net!pipex!tank.news.pipex.net!pipex!argonet.co.uk!argbd58 From: John Billings Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: dart sig Date: Sat, 08 Mar 1997 20:24:42 GMT Organization: ArgoNet, but does not reflect its views Lines: 25 Distribution: world Message-ID: References: Reply-To: John Billings NNTP-Posting-Host: ao058.du.pipex.com X-Newsreader: NewsAgent 0.84 for RISC OS Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12555 In article , pete@darts.softnet.co.uk wrote: > Please help!(if you can). Being a darts fanatic i would like a dart for > my signature but i can't seem to get it right anybody with a good pic > would be welcome thank you. Small one.. ,-'''''. ________________.:' : -------(________________-----------: ':, : `-.....' I hope that hasn't missed the point entirely... -- Gymli - John Billings - ZFC A - NTC W- - RPC600 / jmb@argonet.co.uk ,------------------' www.argonet.co.uk/users/jmb \_ Is your site Reddy for Internet Relay Chat: #argonet \ Comic Relief? Sat,08 Mar 1997.20:51:50 File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/alligator.txt From - Thu Mar 6 21:10:40 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!sn.no!gsl-stkh-ns.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!cs.utexas.edu!uwm.edu!msunews!harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au!news.uwa.edu.au!alpha8.curtin.edu.au!usenet From: edias@cc.curtin.edu.au Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: RE: Alligator Date: Thu, 6 Mar 97 16:16:25 +800 Organization: Curtin University Lines: 33 Message-ID: <5flue3$6e7@alpha8.curtin.edu.au> References: <1997Mar4.152431.11123@news.iup.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: alpha7.curtin.edu.au Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12410 (D.J. ROTIGEL) writes: >Anyone have any alligator ascii-art? Here's an alligator/crocodile ( I can never remember the differences! :) I made a while ago: .-._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .-''-.__.-'00 '-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '-. '.___ ' . .--_'-' '-' '-' _'-' '._ V: V 'vv-' '_ '. .' _..' '.'. '=.____.=_.--' :_.__.__:_ '. : : (((____.-' '-. / : : snd (((-'\ .' / _____..' .' '-._____.-' , , / \/ \ (/ //_ \_ .-._ \|| . \ \ '-._ _,:__.-"/---\_ \ ______/___ '. .--------------------'~-'--.)__( , )\ \ `'--.___ _\ / | Shanaka Dias ,' \)|\ `\| /_.-' _\ \ _:,_ Curtin University " || ( .'__ _.' \'-/,`-~` Western Australia |/ '. ___.> /=,| | / .-'/_ ) |email: edias@alpha1.curtin.edu.au| snd )' ( /(/ |_________________________________| \\ " '==' http:\\www.ece.curtin.edu.au\~shanaka File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/chaosselfportrait.txt Subject: Self portait Date: Sat, 11 Jan 1997 16:49:18 -0800 From: Chaos Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Chaos is addicted to Ascii art fer sher. Everyone keeps asking me for jpegs. I am graphically disabled. So I did a self portrait in ascii, although it seems to look a little "off" when I put it on PINE mail. I can't decide whether to bother correcting it, since most folks who see it probably won't be using PINE...Anyway...Courier, sing. space, etc... 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(COUGH) >Who are you, anyway? Hiding behind that weird name? => here's some more i just made, since you insulted my first work. my very own ascii art!!! sig size. ___ _ [t] [+] \+/ {+} (x) ` ~ my previous post. \_________________/ | | | | | | | | | | | | |_______| |_______| |_______ _______| | | | | | | | | \ | | / \ | | / \ | | / \ | | / \ | | / \ | | / \| |/ \_/ a nice, curved triangularish shield with a large cross on it \_ _/ ] --__________-- [ | || | \ || / [ || ] |______||______| |------..------| ] || [ \ || / [ || ] \ || / [ || ] \__||__/ -- rear view of a curved rectangular one __________ _- -_ ] [ | . | | | | | | | | ` | | | | | | _----------_ | |- -| flat one with swastika _________________ | | | | | ,_____ . | | | | | | | | | | /-----\-----/ | | | | | | | |______, | | ' | |_________________| Jesus carrying the cross to Golgotha ________________________ /\ /\ / \ \ \ / / / \ \ \/ /~~. / \ \ //_/ / \ / \/ / \ / /\ \ / / /| \/ _/ / / --/ / / / / | ___/ / / / | _/ \/ \ \_ _________/ ---------------/ suggestions welcome!! this is my first ascii art!!! use it if you like it! nobody nobody@nowhere.net http://www.nowhere.net/~nobody/nobody/nobody.html ftp://ftp.nowhere.net/pub/nobody/nobody.zip 1-800-NOWHERE File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/loveheart.txt LoveLoveLov eLoveLoveLo veLoveLoveLoveLove LoveLoveLoveLoveLo veLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveL oveLoveLoveLoveLoveLove LoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveL oveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLo veLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveL oveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLove LoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLove LoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLove LoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLo veLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLove LoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLo veLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLove LoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLo veLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLove LoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLo veLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLove LoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLo veLoveLoveLoveLoveLo veLoveLoveLo ve File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/jollyroger.txt From - Tue Jan 7 08:00:55 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!Norway.EU.net!mcvax!EU.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!uunet!in2.uu.net!152.163.170.17!newstf01.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Skull and Crossbones Date: 6 Jan 1997 22:06:57 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 45 Message-ID: <19970106220500.RAA08023@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <32dbf857.1248938@news.arrakis.es> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9804 In article <32dbf857.1248938@news.arrakis.es>, jlsoft@arrakis.es (Jose Luis) writes: > I need a Skull and Crossbones, like those in the pirates flags P-) toughie... as all the little one are... how's this? -=[ tiny skull and crossbones ]=- 1/97 .-. (@.@) '=.|m|.=' jgs .='`"``=. and as a Jolly Roger (all you need is the ship beneath it!):: ___ \_/ |._ |'."-._.-""--.-"-.__.-'/ | \ .-. ( | | (@.@) ) | | '=.|m|.=' / jgs | / .='`"``=. / |.' ( |.-"-.__.-""-.__.-"-.) | | | -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/horses.txt From - Wed Nov 20 21:32:43 1996 X-ZC-POST: Tindrum 69 X-ZC-TELEFON: VPBFPV+49-241-112Q X-ZC-PGP-KEY-AVAIL: X-Mailer: CrossPoint v3.11 R/A12763 via [DOS/NCBMail V2.30 REL.:010996] Message-ID: <6LAcbie6ocB@p0000069.tindrum.oche.de> Organization: Rage Machine Mainsystem X-Gateway: ZCONNECT UU tindrum.tng.oche.de [DUUCP BETA vom 06.11.1996] References: <56qfbh$ggc@news.ibm.net.il> From: nick@tindrum.tng.oche.de (David Hendrix) Subject: Re: Horses! Date: 19 Nov 1996 16:10:00 +0100 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!nntp.zit.th-darmstadt.de!fu-berlin.de!news.belwue.de!news.uni-stuttgart.de!news.rhrz.uni-bonn.de!news.rwth-aachen.de!news.tng.oche.de!tindrum.tng.oche.de!nick Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Distribution: world Lines: 63 |"| When I scanned my Messagebase on 19.11.96 I o,*,(o o) found this Message from ganam on topic 8(o o)(_)Ooo Horses! (date: 18.11.96). ooO-(_)---Ooo------------------------------------------------------------- UT>> Do you have horses ascii's for me?! :-) Just thisone (I found it in here and don't know who did it) .. ... @% **e F "\ .z$$$b. 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File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/axe2.txt From - Thu Mar 6 07:16:36 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!csn!nntp-xfer-1.csn.net!boulder!ucsub.Colorado.EDU!bixlerj From: James Bixler Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: I need an axe Date: Wed, 5 Mar 1997 14:52:05 -0700 Organization: University of Colorado at Boulder Lines: 43 Message-ID: References: <5f3j5o$pgl@panoramix.fi.upm.es><331D7FD5.41C67EA6@sm.luth.se> NNTP-Posting-Host: ucsub.colorado.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII NNTP-Posting-User: bixlerj In-Reply-To: Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12391 . *|* _/> # <\_ /~ ;_/|\_; ~\ ( # ) \_ ;~\|/~; _/ ~\> # -<_||%;;%;8%%=;:::=%8;;\%%%%\8888 . |=88 88%%|HHHH|::| >-< |||;%;;8%%=;:::=%8;;;%%%%+|]88 . | 88-88%%LL.%.%b::Y_|_Y/%|;;;;`%8%%oo88%:o%.;;;;+|]88 . Yx88o88^^'"`^^%8boooood..-\H_Hd%P%%88%P^%%^'\;;;/%%88 . `"\^\ ~"""""' d%P """^" ; = `+' - P . `.`.b . James Bixler :<%%> . : - d' - P . . .`.b . . 'o' ,'- = d' =.' . ``.b. BixLerJ@UcsUb.cOloRaDo.eDu :..- :' P . `q.>b . `^^^:::::,' . ""^^ . . . . . . . . File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/guinness.txt From - Wed Jan 15 07:06:16 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!arclight.uoregon.edu!worldnet.att.net!newsadm From: Joseph Mulvanerty Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Hallo! Date: Wed, 15 Jan 1997 00:14:52 -0500 Organization: Comhaltas =?iso-8859-1?Q?Ceolt=F3ir=ED=20=C9ireann?= Lines: 73 Message-ID: <32DC67CC.6F8C@worldnet.att.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: 207.116.99.133 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01 (Win95; I) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:10198 =2E $`````````!?5$$$$$$$$$$$$$= 4MMMM $ ~!M$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$= $M$ $ :!!X@$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$= $$M -------------------------------- $f ~ X! XX!!?H?!!!!?B$$$$$$$$$$= $??M$ from there to here. .":XM> !!H!!?!X!!!XM$$$$$$$$$$t8= $$> .~ !!%M@M*?!! !!!!!!!X$$$$$$$$$$$$= $$$ Stay in touch ya bastards! P ~!!!!S~~~~ ~!!!!!!M$8$$$$$$$$$$= $$$ /" `!!!!! :!!!!!!MB$$$$$$$$$$$= M!$ ." <9 Joseph Mulvanerty F ~!~ '!!!!!!!!XM$$$$5##M$8$$= $!! MULVANERTY@WORLDNET.ATT.NET $ !!!!:~!> :~:!!!tXX!:HWH!!!!<<<>!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!$$$$$$$$= M!! $>!tMNMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM $Z$B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M$$$$$$8M= !!! $$@$NMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM $$N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!MMM$$$$$$R!= !!! $$$MNMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM $$R ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MMMMM@$@$$$$$$M!!= !!~ $$MMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM $$ <~~~!!!!!!!?Xt85$$$$$$$$$$$$RM!!!!= !<~ $ MMNMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM $$ Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: [pic] Sketch From Hell (2) Date: Sat, 15 Feb 1997 18:17:57 +0100 Organization: XS4ALL, networking for the masses Lines: 45 Message-ID: <3305EFC5.1C65@xs4all.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: asd16-13.dial.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-XS4ALL-Date: Sat, 15 Feb 1997 18:17:48 CET X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.01Gold (Win95; I) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11644 Sketch From Hell (2) Of course to reach the Gate of Hell you have first to cross the Styx. That's what the barge of the old Caron is for. [barge of Caron] _._ _/,__\, __/ _/.'. / '-.___'/ __ /__ /\ )__/_))\ /_/, __,____ // '-.____|--' \\ e,e / // /___/| |/ \/\ \\ 'o /))) : \___\| / , \/ \\ -' \\__,_/| \/ / \ \\ \_\| \/ \ \\ | || < '_ \ \\ | || / ,| / / \\ | || | / | /\ \\ | || \_/ | | | \\ | ||_______________,' |__/ \ \\ \|/_______________\___/______\_ \\ \________________________ \__ \\ ___ \________________________ _\_____ \\ _____/ \________________________ \\ ~~~~~~~~ b'ger / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~\\~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ // -- ----- `,---------------------------------------------- ,\, # joris bellenger (b'ger) |/ ? e-mail: svzanten@xs4all.nl ----| ~ )\--------------------------------------------- /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ ascii-art gallery at: / <_ ____,_ \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm --/___/_____ \---------------------------------------- \/| File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/hitchhiking.txt Subject: Hitch hiking Date: Mon, 11 Nov 1996 15:07:28 -0500 From: "Clyde W. Watson" Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Can't remember if I sent this to the list or not so here it is: A friend of mine wanted a female hitch hiker for her .sig. I was having a bear of a time coming up with something and even asked for the lists help a while ago. Well last week I had a brain storm and came up with the following. Original: %%%% %% "o / || \ %%@`=) / || \ _) (_ / || \ / \ / \ m, / || \ //\ V /\\/ / || \ \,\ / ` / || \ /=[]\ / || \ ///||\\ / || \ ///||||\\ / || \ ------------------------------------------------------------------- with better hips: %%%% %% "o / || \ %%@`=) / || \ _) (_ / || \ / \ / \ m, / || \ //\ V /\\/ / || \ \,) ( ` / || \ /=[]\ / || \ ///||\\ / || \ ///||||\\ / || \ ------------------------------------------------------------------- w/breast enlargement %%%% %% "o / || \ %%@`=) / || \ _) (_ / || \ / \ / \ m, / || \ //( V )\\/ / || \ \,) ( ` / || \ /=[]\ / || \ ///||\\ / || \ ///||||\\ / || \ ------------------------------------------------------------------- If you're easily offended delete now. The last two are "R" rated and was done as a joke. and on a hot day she could take your top off and get the truckers to stop. %%%% %% "o / || \ %%@`=) / || \ _) (_ / || \ / \ m, / || \ //(*V*)\\/ / || \ \,) ( ` / || \ /=[]\ / || \ ///||\\ / || \ ///||||\\ / || \ ------------------------------------------------------------------- and if that didn't get them to stop.... %%%% %% "o / || \ %%@`=) / || \ _) (_ / || \ / \ m, / || \ //(*V*)\\/ / || \ \,).( ` / || \ / \ / || \ ( Y ) / || \ \ | / / || \ ------------------------------------------------------------------- ,-------. _/' (VaROOoom!) c"} O `-------' ,--'=_)---, o `-O----O--= Hey, what's Elgy doing here! He wasn't in the copy I sent out! :-) -Clyde File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/chocolate.txt From - Sun Nov 17 16:58:57 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!feed1.news.erols.com!uunet!in3.uu.net!comp.vuw.ac.nz!canterbury.ac.nz!southern.co.nz!not-for-mail From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Someone wanted chocolate ? Date: 16 Nov 1996 09:05:18 GMT Organization: Southern InterNet Services Lines: 59 Message-ID: <56k04e$a4j@orm.southern.co.nz> NNTP-Posting-Host: kalessin.southern.co.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950621BETA PL0] ,gd88b, Want some chocolates? dP"""Y8b \ | 88, \__,d88b ___| |88Y __________,~~,________'YY_______________ | | ```' | | | | |_| |_~ |~> (~ |_| |_~ \ / ' (~ | | | |_| | |__ |~\ _) | | |__ | _) | | |/' `-_ | | / `-_ Milk Chocolate | | / , `._ _______________________|__| / ,"-_ `-.. \ | | / / ;-_ ) | | ,' ,-'`\ ) -_ ) | (__ __/ /' \ `, `._______/ \_____\ """"""<_____)"""""""") )""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" / ,' -Daniel- |_-' __________________________ YUCK!!! /_@_/_@_/_@_/_@_/_@_/_@_/ | Daniel C. Au / /_@_/_@_/_@_/_@_/_@_/_@_/ | Northwestern University Medical /___/_@_/_@_/_@_/_@_/_@_/ / School, Chicago IL /_@_/_@_/_@_/_@_/_@_/_@_/ / "Life is like a box of chocolates... | C H O C O L A T E S | / Once you take a bite, |______________________| / You can't put it back." 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(___) (o o)_____/ @@ ` \ moooo! \ ____, / // // jgs ^^ ^^ -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/baby.txt From - Mon Jan 20 20:42:18 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: ASCII for a new baby Date: 20 Jan 1997 00:36:15 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 44 Message-ID: <19970120003601.TAA23112@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <32d7d6bf.45283288@news.bart.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:10376 some newer things from my notepad... -=[ sleeping baby ]=- 1/97 .-"''-. _ .' `( \ @/ ') ,--,__,-" / / \ / / _/ __| , |/ / .~ `\ / \ , | / .~ `\ ` / _/ _/ .~ `\ ~~`__/ / ~ `--'/ / / / / /' /jgs -=[ stork ]=- 1/97 _.--. .-"`_.--.\ .-.___________ ."_-"` \\ ( 0;------/\"'` ,."=___ =)) \ \ / \ `~` .=`~'~) ( _/ / / \ =`---====""~`\ _/ / \ `-------"` / \ jgs / \ ( ) '._ _.' '----' -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/b5omegaclassdestroyer.txt From - Sat Mar 8 07:11:51 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!howland.erols.net!newsxfer.itd.umich.edu!uunet!mg134-041.ricochet.net!user From: mariposa@ricochet.net (The Right Rev. Felix Roy Mariposa, Prophet) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Babylon 5 ASCIIs: Omega Class Destroyer Date: 8 Mar 1997 04:09:38 GMT Organization: ULC Lines: 30 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: mg134-041.ricochet.net Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12522 The Omega Class Destroyer (Like the Agamemnon, Capt. Sheridan's Ship) |~~~~~~~~~~~| |-----------| i |===========| | |,---------.| __--~\__--. #---,'""""`-_ `n |`---------'| `n `n ,--~~ __-/~~--'_____. |~~~~~~~~~|---~---/=|___________|=\---~-----~-----| .--~~ | .__| | -[|.--_. ===|#####|-| |@@@@|+-+@@@| |]=###|/-++++-[| ||||___+_. | `===='-. -[|'==~' |#####|-| |@@@@|+-+@@@| |]=###|\-++++-[| ||||~~~+~' | ,====.-' |_________|---u---\=|~~~~~~~~~~~|=/---u-----u-----| '--__ | '~~| | \ /=- ` |,---------.| ` ` `--__ ~~-\__--.~~~~~' ----=:===\ / |`---------'| ~~--_/~~--' --<:\___/-- |===========| |-----------| |___________| --- For more ASCIIs, check out my new ftp site: is5.nyu.edu/home/f/frm200 username: frm200 password: mariposa B5, Life In Hell, Earthworm Jim, Rocko's Modern Life and more! The Rev. File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/doggoat.txt From - Fri Dec 13 07:46:54 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: [pic] a dog -or is it a goat? Date: 13 Dec 1996 00:41:37 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 27 Message-ID: <19961213004100.TAA21850@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8797 /\\/ /,\ / / \ \ \0 0 \/ / | / __/ \_ /() _/ \_.-'\_ _____, `-./| `) ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~\__,-' / \ | / | ; | \ / \/ ,/ \ / / /~~|~|~~~~~~|~|\ \ / / | | | | `\ \ / / | | | | \ \ .-' ( .-' | .-' | .-' \ jgs (,,,_) (,___) (,___) (,,,_/ '''''"""""'''""""""'''""""""''"""""''''' -joan -- _/\_ __/\__ ) (_ _) .' ( Season's Greetings! `) '.( ) .' (` `-._\()/__(~` joan stark ()() spunk1111@juno.com / |`\ jgs ) : ( visit my ascii art gallery: `)_/` http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/computertiny.txt From - Sun Nov 17 16:32:19 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: A teeny-tiny itty-bitty computer.... Date: 16 Nov 1996 18:57:19 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.10) Lines: 28 Sender: news@aol.com Message-ID: <19961116185900.NAA18228@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader what do you all think of this one? It's probably the smallest ascii I've made... Does it look like what it's supposed to? * tiny computer * 11/96 _ |-| __ jgs |=| [Ll] "^" ====`o -joan -- __ __ ___ , /, ( | | ) ( ) , /;/ |.-; | | | | | | /|/ /.'/.-',_ | |__| | | | _,/ ._- =-==. | __ | | | =\ =: -|-. | | | | | | `\_-; 0 _0 | / | | | | | | ( _) | / (__| |__) (___) `\ _______ / \ \ //' jgs \ \'--// spunk1111@juno.com /`-`"`'\ joan stark |_|======| |_|======| original ascii art gallery: ((/======| http://www/geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ #######_ updated again!!! .''-----" `'. ^^^^`-----------`^^^^ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/lincolnabraham.txt From - Fri Jan 10 19:48:24 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.radio.cz!CESspool!hammer.uoregon.edu!arclight.uoregon.edu!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-feed3.bbnplanet.com!tomcat.msrcnavo.navy.mil!news From: Julio Antonio Serrano De Los Santos Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Can someone please help me? Abraham Lincoln Date: Wed, 08 Jan 1997 16:35:38 -0600 Organization: Miramar Technology. http://www.mirtech.com Lines: 49 Message-ID: <32D4213A.9B6@mirtech.com> References: <5av9b4$k9b@mtinsc01-mgt.ops.worldnet.att.net> Reply-To: julio@mirtech.com NNTP-Posting-Host: 167.114.50.69 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0Gold (Win95; I) To: Dorothy CC: mullen@inetw.net Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9992 . . `!! `~ ~- . -~ . ` ::WWX!tWu. '~~` ~ .: :MM$R$8$N$$$Wi. < ` . ~`! @R$MR$R$$$$$$@@RMHHX~~- ~ ' ` . .XHQSMM$RB$8$$$$$88D99`#i .X: !~ .XM?X!XMMBMt$M$$$M$$%RMRMe.`.??!!: .X$$9?MS5RX@RB$$$$$$HHH5RMM!MM!!!!X ~~~ !M$$M8R$M$$M$Q@$$$$$$B$?$5MMMX@$M!!: :. `!!#RRH$$5$M!< """"XH$MQ9MM*M"@< :~ X` '"R! '!!X?#H@N%!~ '!$! : >- : !RMXM$$$N$$$$R!!$$$$$$$~@#!!~ '$8B:@$W@H! 4X99$@XMM$RBSU@$$$$$$$$$~!~!` ` `. . ' ~- - . ` ` . *.: :XWX: "UXUu:$RMWWU$$$$$X #$R$$$M$$$$$$$$$W I take it from http://www.inetw.net/~mullen/asciiart.htm Allen Mullen (mailto: mullen@inetw.net) Hope help and give thanks to Allen Mullen. See you! ;) +- Julio Antonio Serrano -+----------------------------+ | Miramar Technology | http://www.mirtech.com | | Product Engineer | Tel 011-52-12-10-14-96 | +-------------------------+- mailto:julio@mirtech.com -+ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/koala.txt Subject: Re: Your user survey input Date: Sun, 06 Apr 1997 00:22:31 +0000 From: Kathy Schubert Reply-To: kangaroo@suba.com Organization: Kangaroo Connection To: ekveland@online.no References: <334671D5.2AC2@online.no> Dear Erik: Here it is - had a little trouble getting it on as a signature, but I think I've got it now. -- <^^>---^^^^^---<^^> < ( - - ) > < ( - - ) > < ( - o o - ) > < ( ) > " kangaroo kathy shows you her koalas on http://www.suba.com/~kangaroo/koala.htm File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/finalfantasy.txt From - Tue Dec 17 19:41:03 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!news.wildstar.net!serv.hinet.net!spring.edu.tw!news.edu.tw!news.ncu.edu.tw!happybbs From: coolB.bbs@happyman.pine.ncu.edu.tw (����) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: (VideoGame) FINAL FANTASY Date: 16 Dec 1996 14:00:53 GMT Organization: �����p�� Lines: 24 Message-ID: <3GCUh6$Dv0@happyman.pine.ncu.edu.tw> NNTP-Posting-Host: bbs@happyman.pine.ncu.edu.tw X-Filename: Ascii/M.850744854.A Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8948 We call him " The Land Bird" -FINAL FANTASY- ___ ; ___-~''~~~~~------ ; /, / __"~~~~ ;;;;, ( -,~ \\ ~~~ _ ;/;;, ,,, \|~---, \ ``;/; _,'''~ .` ; `;';\|/ /,___--~~~--_ ; ; ;,;_~- :/;~'''- ; ; `;;'~ :/ |';`~ ; : ;, :/ ;;;' : `' _;;;;' `_ `\______;;' ~-____,, ;,``` _---' -''`.. ,`, '-/__)--' ``,_;, _, _- (,~_) coolB FF7,1/31,1997,in PlayStation -- �� �������� �����p�� (140.115.210.148)�� �@������: ccpc149.nsysu.ed File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/firstasciijoris.txt From - Wed Apr 16 19:50:55 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!newsfeed.nacamar.de!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!fido.news.demon.net!demon!newsgate.unisource.nl!news.unisource.nl!xs4all!not-for-mail From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: I'd like some ascii of cars Date: Sat, 12 Apr 1997 01:17:39 +0200 Organization: XS4ALL, networking for the masses Message-ID: <334EC693.4EAF@xs4all.nl> References: <01bc4603$9e52bd40$867e60cf@stgw.erols.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: asd17-18.dial.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-XS4ALL-Date: Sat, 12 Apr 1997 01:18:22 CEST X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.01Gold (Win95; I) To: Dolph Lines: 39 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14073 Dolph wrote: > > > Like the title.. if anyone could post me ascii cars, any cars, it'd be > great.. thanx! ___ ___ :::::::::::::::::::::::: [_ _] [_ _] _ /| ___$________S_ | \ / |-/ ____ [++| |+ <<<<<---<| |>____O)| \ |-\___ ________ _[++| |+ \| _$_ _S_ |_/ ::::::::::::::::::::::: [___] [___] b'ger This one isn't new but it's been a while since the last time I posted it. Hey!... I just realize... this is the first ascii-drawing I made. Guess what... I drew it a year ago: april '96 Happy birthday! little drawing. -- ----- `,---------------------------------------------- ,\, # joris bellenger (b'ger) |/ ? e-mail: svzanten@xs4all.nl ----| ~ )\--------------------------------------------- /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ ascii-art gallery at: / <_ ____,_ \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm --/___/_____ \---------------------------------------- \/| File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/heartkiss.txt ________ ________ _,=**************,_ _,**************=,_ _,*********************,_ _,*********************,_ ,***************************, ,***************************, ,*******************************, ,*******************************, ,*********************************, ,*********************************, ,************************ ,;ssssssss;. *********************************, ******************** ____sSSSSSSSSSSSSs, ******************************** ******************* / __()SSSSSSSSSSSSSSs ******************** ****************** / ___()SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS _-TTTTTT--_ ****************** ***************** / ___()SSSSSSSSS' |///|||\\\\\\\\ ***************** **************** ( __()SSSSSS(@)S' ====/=_ '||||\\\\\\\\ **************** ***************** \SSSSSSSSSS() ~=|_ ~ ||||\\\\\\\\ *************** **************** {SSSSSSSSSS' | ||||||||||| *************** T*************** {SSSSSSS' _/~' ||||||||||| **************T `*************** {SSSSS' \ (x) ||||||||||| **************' `************* / ~-_ /~ ||||||||||| *************' `************ | / ~~~\______--~ ||||||||||| ************' `*********** | | \ ****** / ||||||||||| ***********' `********* | _-----__ | \ **** / ||||||||||| **********' ~******* | ~~-__`----/ __----_||||||||||| ********~ ~***** | ~~-_/ / |||||||\\\\\ *****~ ~** | ~~--__ \\\\\\\\\\\\ **~ ~** ~~----\\\\\\\\\\**~ ~** \\\\\\\**~ ~** --__ \\\\**~ ~**,. ~~--__ ||**~ ~****;,.. ~~~---____ .**~ ~************;,.. ~~~~~~~.**~ ~***********************~ ~*******************~ ~***************~ ~***HK'93***~ ~*******~ ~***~ -- Henning Klaskala `*' klaskala@informatik.tu-muenchen.de File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/law_enforcement.txt Subject: Law Enforcement Date: Sun, 24 Nov 1996 00:58:44 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <3296F6CF.315D@online.no> ,---__,------__---. ,'////<: = ]\\\\\`. ///__---^~~"""~~^---__\\\ //,' D E T E C T I V E `.\\ / \ __---^~~~^---__ / \ /,. \,' /.-----.\ `./ ,.\ // `. 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'>#| `|`.||--/* \*<' ! / /|#|_|#_|||________\ \ -Felix Roy Mariposa- / \ * *||.| |#| |/ \ i \**\ */-[]|`.|#| / i | \-/* \/~~\`|`.|/ | | /`. `. ./_[]_\.`,' ,'\ | ! / `-. ^|______|^ ,-' \ ! \ `. ~~^--_____--^~~ ,' / \ `-_ BALTIMORE _-' / `. ^~--._________.--~^ ,' ^-_ _-^ ^~--__ 1 6 4 __--~^ `. ,' `-' _ .::::::::::. -(_)====u .::::::::::. .::::''''''::::. .::::''''''::::. .:::' `::::.... ....::::' `:::. .::' `:::::::| |:::::::' `::. .::| |::::::|_ ___ __|::::::| |::. `--' |::::::|_()__()_|::::::| `--' ::: |::-o::| |::o-::| ::: `::. .|::::::| |::::::|. .::' `:::. .::\-----' `-----/::. .:::' `::::......::::' `::::......::::' `::::::::::' `::::::::::' _____________________ (<$$$$$$>#####<::::::>) _/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ /~ ~\ .~ ~ ()\/_____ _____\/() .-'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ``-. .-~ __________________ ~-. `~~/~~~~~~~~~~~~TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT~~~~~~~~~~~~\~~' | | | #### #### || | | | [] | | | || #### #### | | | ;__\|___________|++++++++++++++++++|___________|/__; (~~====___________________________________====~~~) \------_____________[CHIP 911]__________-------/ | || ~~~~~~~~ || | \_____/ \_____/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/darthvader.txt From - Mon Dec 30 00:06:18 1996 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!torn!webster.srv.gc.ca!emr1!nveilleu.nrcan.gc.ca!nveilleu From: nveilleu@NRCan.gc.ca (Normand Veilleux) Subject: Re: Darth Vader X-Nntp-Posting-Host: nveilleu.css.nrcan.gc.ca Message-ID: Lines: 28 Sender: news@emr1.NRCan.gc.ca Organization: Assets Management Branch X-Newsreader: Trumpet for Windows [Version 1.0 Rev B] References: <32BD79CD.1D15@hotmail.com> Date: Wed, 25 Dec 1996 02:06:06 GMT Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9360 >From: James Falcon > >Hey, all! Anybody got a pic o' Darth Vader in ascii for me? I would like >it if you did. Thanks. Here's something I have in my ASCII collection... Unknown artist. _.-'~~~~~~`-._ / || \ / || \ | || | | _______||_______ | |/ ----- \/ ----- \| / ( ) ( ) \ / \ ----- () ----- / \ / \ /||\ / \ / \ /||||\ / \ / \ /||||||\ / \ /_ \o========o/ _\ `--...__|`-._ _.-'|__...--' | `' | Unknown File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/bicycles.txt From - Sat Dec 7 16:16:51 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!uwm.edu!news.moneng.mei.com!news.ecn.bgu.edu!ecom1.ecn.bgu.edu!not-for-mail From: urkastig@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu (Robert Kastigar) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: ?: bicycle grafix Date: 7 Dec 1996 06:34:37 -0600 Organization: Educational Computing Network, Illinois USA Lines: 72 Message-ID: <58bo8t$dvd@ecom1.ecn.bgu.edu> References: <32a81440.23294866@tcenter.erlm.siemens.de> NNTP-Posting-Host: ecom1.ecn.bgu.edu In article <32a81440.23294866@tcenter.erlm.siemens.de>, wrote: >I am looking for bicycle-related ASCII grafix, any pointers? > >Greetings from Germany, Oliver I swiped these from someplace, probably here. . . __o _ \<_ (_)/(_) - _~o - `\<, - (*)/`(*) -- __o /\ -- `\ < /\/ \_ -- ___( )/( )___/ __o __o o __o ,__o o__, __ -_ _ \<_ -\<, _/\_> _`\<,_ _-\_<, ,>_/-_ ((( (_)T(_) (_)/(_) O / O O,> / O (*)/ (*) (*)/'(*) (*)`\(*) __o o // __@ __@ _-\<, -\<,_ (_)/---|/-(_) ---------- __o __o __o __o -------- _`\<,_ _`\<,_ _`\<,_ _`\<,_ ------- (*)/ (*) (*)/ (*) (*)/ (*) (*)/ (*) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __o __o _`\<,_ _`\<,_ (*)/ (*) (*)/ (*) /\/\/\/\/\/\ o;_ /\/\/\/\/\ \(*)|\ / (*)/ \ --_\o __o __o __o /_-\ / \(*)! _`\<,_ _`\<,_ _`\<,_ (*)/ \ (*)/ (*) (*)/ (*) (*)/ (*) / \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ // --- __~o ~o // ---- _`\<, <|\ // --- ( )/( ) / > // File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cock-a-too.txt -=[ cock-a-too]=- 4/97 , .-; , |\ / / __, |\ '.`-.| |.'.-' \`'-: `; : / `-._'. \'| ,_.-=` ` ` ~,_ '--,. .-. ,=". / { 0 )`;-.} | '-' /__ | / \_,\| | ( __ / ' \ /\_ /,'`| ' .-~"~~-. |`.\_ | / ' , / \ _/ `, \| ; , . | , ' . | \ `, | | , , | : ; : | _\ `, \ |. , | | | | | \` `. \ | ' |\_|-'|_,'\| _\ `, `\ ' . 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Date: Wed, 05 Mar 1997 15:33:46 +0100 Organization: Solace Computer Society Lines: 34 Message-ID: <331D844A.2781E494@sm.luth.se> References: <5fdli8$obb@portal.gmu.edu> <331c9add.0@lagoon.idirect.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: jota10.sm.luth.se Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01 (X11; I; SunOS 4.1.4 sun4m) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12365 llizard wrote: > > In article <5fdli8$obb@portal.gmu.edu>, cday3@osf1.gmu.edu says... > > > > > >anyone have any ascii's of a goat? i really really really want one. :) > > > >-- > >_ ___/| > >\ O.o > >=(___)= > > U - pthth. > > Here's a try at one: > > _)) > ";.\ > \\_____ > |)---(\_~ > ejm97 | \ > and here's mine: ( /\__ ' ||` :) Veronica ( e93-vkn@sm.luth.se http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/bicycles2.txt Subject: More bicycles! Date: Mon, 16 Dec 1996 21:14:54 +0100 From: Marc Stolte Organization: ETH Zuerich To: ekveland@online.no I was looking at your website for ASCII bicycles and think that i can give you some more... Im not the author (and dont know them), i collected them from the newsgroup de.rec.fahrrad. The last one is the best one. Perhaps now you have to open up a collection named ASCII-Art-Comics or so. - __o - _`\<,_ - (H)/ (_) ----~~~^~~~~^~~^~^~------- o /\ _`\ `_<=== __(_)/_(_)___ __o _`\<,_ (_)/ (_) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ _ - __o - - _/\ <,_ - (_)/ (_) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - o _ _\\_/-\=' (_) (_) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is a bent style one! @ /\ _`\ `_(== (_)/_(_)_____ _~o __o _`\<_`\<_ (_)/---/(_) O .^// _,----, ()---() `-()-' (Go - Kart?) 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A ..a^dvv%v%v%%%%%%' ` `Y@@#m##mmmmnmnnnnnnnnnvnvvvvv%v%%%%%"' `""Y8@@@nmnnnnnnnnnvnvvvv%%%"""' DBN 96 '''''""""""''''' -David Newcum- .\\ . \\ . . \\ Drew Shankie . . . \\ c__. . \\ \\ -O\\ \\ o o o o o o o o o o o o __///_ o / 0 ~\/~| = > :< \_______/\_| -Nikki French- \\ .----------------------------. | o \||||/ /~ | | o /~ ~\/~~ | | o / O ) ~~~ | | }= ) ~~~ | | \ _/ ~~~ | | \_. \___/\~~ | | \\\\ \~ | | Goodbye and thanks for all | | the fish ! | .----------------------------. -Sven Guckes- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbgurufrogstein.txt Subject: Guru Frogstein, The Wisdom Dispenser Date: Sat, 11 Jan 1997 19:16:31 -0500 From: Peter Kwa Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART 01WWWWWW10WWWWWWWW20WWWWWWWW30WWWWWWWW40WWWWWWWW50WWWWWWWW6062 02 02 03 I cautioned him: "Never sing while diving!" 03 04 / 04 05 .oo 05 06 ( -) 06 07 " " 07 08 Guru Frogstein, ~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ 08 09 the wisdom dispenser 09 10 (battteries not included) 10 11 by Pete Casso 11 12 12 13 Blub! 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I am drowning! 13 14 14 15 O 15 16 16 17 O 17 18 oo. 18 19 (- ) 19 20 " " 20 21WWWWWW10WWWWWWWW20WWWWWWWW30WWWWWWWW40WWWWWWWW50WWWWWWWW6062 File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/carrots.txt From - Sun Nov 17 16:39:05 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!uunet!in1.uu.net!comp.vuw.ac.nz!canterbury.ac.nz!southern.co.nz!not-for-mail From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: ascii carrot needed urgently Date: 16 Nov 1996 09:18:36 GMT Organization: Southern InterNet Services Lines: 160 Message-ID: <56k0tc$a5j@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <56jggr$682@duster.adelaide.on.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: kalessin.southern.co.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950621BETA PL0] emma bywaters (niniane@merlin.net.au) wrote: >would you believe i need an ascii pic of a carrot? well its true, and >im begging all you artistes out there to help me out! >i dont want it too big, but at this stage anything u have is what i >need Now you've been and gone an done it with that request...you've triggered off a hang-up about stunted carrots... (__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __\/_--U about stunted carrots.".. (__) /\ \__ ^ :..("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // /====== \/ =======/==============// *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ / \ ^ // \\ Psycowtherapist the masked karrot \|/ |_| ---------- [==] if it doesn"t | \--o--o--/ / fit use a |===\ ^ /===/ bigger hammer | \ -- / / ==\ /== = \/ = == == _/\_ /----\ / \ / e e \ / \ (============) ( ) ) --- ( Said to be a bird's eye view of / \ a hippopotamus but it's really a ( -- ) stunted carrot ! Eek. | | | -- | ( ) \ --- / `-.________.-' //|\\ | \ \ | |/ / | |\ `' ' / | ;' a a \ / , | ; _, | / / , | | ( `-.;_,-' '-' , | `, `-._ _,-'_ |,-`. `.) ,<_,-'_, ,' `. / ,' `;-' _, ; `./ /`, \-' | / | ;\ |\ | ;_,._|_, `, ' \ Stunted carrot thumbing | \ \ ` `, its nose at the world ? ` __ ` \ ;, \ ,' ` \, ;; \_( ;, ;; | \ `;, ;; | |`. `;;, ;' | | `-. ;;;;,;' | | |`-.._ ,;;;;;' | | | | ``';;;' FL Er....and is that a carrot, or a rolled up umbrella, in gratien's Sig ? ._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-. _________ gratien@acsu.buffalo.edu |~~~\/~~~| |~~| ,,,,;;,,-', `````````---------.........__ | |\/| | |~~|_| | ,;;;;;;;;;;| ; ________) |__| |__| \_____/ ```;;;;;''-._______........--------''''''' _.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_. I have these recurring dreams about stunted carrots !! _________ ,,,,;;,,-', ```````........ ,;;;;;;;;;;| ; / ```;;;;;''-._______........''''''' >>Daniel Au (dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu) wrote: >> -__ >> ;" \/Y%%\\ >> , (WY~ \\/VYllX\/ ), >> |Y\/llY\ /Ylll|\/X\/ >> | /vYl`V \/YlYUY\| <--- leaves! >> \/ |YY\/ VYYY\/ >> \ |Y\/ V \/llV\/ >> V_\_\/ \/\ll_|/ >> \ / \/ >> stem! --> || _V >> ||// >> / \ >> | | <--- carrot! >> \ / >> || >> || <---- carrot tip! Yes, yes, yes ! That's it ! That IS it - STUNTED CARROTS !!! You get them in your dreams.....all the time ! -__ -__ -__ ;" \/Y%%\\ ;" \/Y%%\\ ;" \/Y%%\\ , (WY~ \\/VYllX\/ ), , (WY~ \\/VYllX\/ ),, , (WY~ \\/VYllX\/ ), |Y\/llY\ /Ylll|\/X\/ |Y\/llY\ /Ylll|\/X\/ |Y\/llY\ /Ylll|\/X\/ | /vYl`V \/YlYUY\| | /vYl`V \/YlYUY\| | /vYl`V \/YlYUY\| \/ |YY\/ VYYY\/ \/ |YY\/ VYYY\/ \/ |YY\/ VYYY\/ \ |Y\/ V \/llV\/ \ |Y\/ V \/llV\/ \ |Y\/ V \/llV\/ V_\_\/ \/\ll_|/ V_\_\/ \/\ll_|/ V_\_\/ \/\ll_|/ \ / \ / \ / \|/ \|/ \|/ |_| ---------- ---------- [==] ---------- | \--O--O--/ \--o--o--/ / \--o--0--/ |===\ ^ /===/ |===\ ^ /===/ |===\ ^ /===| | \ -- / \ -- / / \ -- / ==\ /== ==\ /== ==\ /== = \/ = = \/ = = \/ = == == == == == == AND...they D A N C E !!! ^^^^^^^^^ Bye, File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/jester.txt From - Thu Jan 2 20:30:46 1997 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!newsfeed.internetmci.com!mr.net!newsfeeds.sol.net!newspump.sol.net!howland.erols.net!torn!webster.srv.gc.ca!emr1!nveilleu.nrcan.gc.ca!nveilleu From: nveilleu@NRCan.gc.ca (Normand Veilleux) Subject: Re: [REQ] a little jester... X-Nntp-Posting-Host: nveilleu.css.nrcan.gc.ca Message-ID: Lines: 23 Sender: news@emr1.NRCan.gc.ca Organization: Assets Management Branch X-Newsreader: Trumpet for Windows [Version 1.0 Rev B] References: <32c96df1.4605617@news.nettuno.it> Date: Thu, 2 Jan 1997 17:25:52 GMT Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9615 >Subject: [REQ] a little jester... > >Please, could someone post a little jester ascii art? How about this one ... ___ /\ \ / \/ \ ___ \ O / ___ / \ \ / / \ / __ - - __ \ /___/ | <> <> | \___\ O ___| ^ |___ O / \ -^- / \ / /\ \_____/ /\ \ \_ / / \ \_ / O / /\ /\ \ O \ / \ / \ / O O O Jorn Bager File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dilbert5.txt Subject: My ascii art... Date: Tue, 04 Mar 1997 21:32:30 -0500 (EST) From: "Timothy E. Brennan" To: ekveland@online.no Dear Wicked Webmaster, Feel free to put these on you page (which I love btw!!!!). They are all originals by me (the sig is stolen though) Keep up the good work! _____ . . ' \\ . . |>> O// . . | \_\ . . | | | . . . . | / | . Tim Brennan . . . | / .| teb@hrb.com . ...o | Dilbert _ _ _ _ ( '` '` ' ) | | | | | _ L |(c--(_)_) | _) | | | | |_______| /_______/_\ / \##\ /\ / \ \/#/ Dilbert / / \ \##_/ Tim Brennan | /____\ \ | | | \ | __| |____ | | | | | | || | | | | | || \|_(__)___|___|| #########MMM #########MMM #########MMM ,-'"`-. / ||-OO\ | U @ : ; Dogbert \,. ,./ Tim Brennan ||| |_)) ^_"`^, /= -OO |= ->j<- (|= U ; Catbert "The Evil Director of Human Resources" ))\=, ./ Tim Brennan )) `||| () |_)) # # ## # ### ### ##### ### ####__#### ##### ~~~) (c * *_ | _) | _ | | (_ | _|_________| / \\/ \__/\ / \\ \~\ \ / | | \\ \~\ \ / | | \\ \~\ \ / | | \\ \~\ \ Dilbert's Boss / | | \\ \~\ \ Tim Brennan { |__| \\ \~\ \ |_______(__)____ \\ \~\ \ |_____o_____| \\ "" | | |__||_____| | | | | | | | .~~----~, / \ :___________\//_ | | | ?) | /| | | |__(_|____| | | _ | | _) | |____________| /____/_\______\ Wally / /::/ \ Tim Brennan / /::/ _LL/ | / /::/ | /____| / /::/ _|___| |_|__ / \:/ | | | | | " | | | | |__________| | | | |#######|____(__)__| |################| File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/insults.txt Subject: Compendium of ASCII Insults Date: Thu, 10 Apr 1997 20:02:18 -0700 From: Diane Wenner Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART -----------------SPOILER------------------ There are many innocent insults in here such as a pie in the face; there is also a series of versions of "the finger" and several insults which some might find offensive. 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Date: 19 Jul 1996 19:09:31 GMT / \ /X/ \X\ |XX\ _____ /XX| |XXX\ _/ \_ /XXX|___________ \XXXXXXX XXXXXXX/ \\\ \XXXX / \ XXXXX/ \\\ | 0 0 | \ | | \ \ / |______// \ / | | O_O | \ | \ _ / \________________ | | | | | \ / No Bullshit, / | / | \______/ Please... \ | \ | \ | \ | __| |__| | __| |__| | |___||___| |___||___| +---------------------------+ | | | NO CRAPPING | | | | __ __ | | \ \/ / | | > < | | / /\ \ | | /_/ \_\ | | | | (___) | | (o o) | | /--------\ / | | * o| ||O | | ||,----|| | | ooo^^ ^^ | | | | | +---------------------------+ -cfbd- +----------------------------+ | | | | | ACHTUNG ! | | | | KRAPPEN VERBOTEN | | | | __ __ | | \ \ / / | | \ \ / / | | > < | | / / \ \ | | / / \ \ | | /_/ \_\ | | | | (___) | | (o o) | | /--------\ / | | * o| ||O | | ||,----|| | | ooo^^ ^^ | | | | | +----------------------------+ -cfbd- +----------------------------+ | | | | | | | NO BULLSHIT !!! | | | | __ __ | | \ \ / / | | \ \ / / | | > < | | / / \ \ | | / / \ \ | | /_/ \_\ | ! | | | | (___) | | (o o) | | /--------\ / | | * o| ||O | | ||,----|| | | ooo^^ ^^ | | | | | +----------------------------+ -cfbd- == The fleecy cloud may kiss the sky. The rose may kiss the butterfly. The morning dew may kiss the grass. And you my friend may... . . | | j : l / \ / \ Y . Y | | | l "----~Y~----" ! \ | / Y | Y -Row | I | ->Cheeky<- Artist: Rowan Crawford == __ __ __ __ __ ______ ______ __ __ ____ __ __ ____ __ __ (( \ || || || || | || | | || | || || || || || || || || \\ ||==|| || || || || ||==|| ||== ||==|| ||== || || \_)) || || \\__// || || || || ||___ || || ||___ ||__| ||__| __ __ ____ ____ ____ ____ __ __ || ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ || || || \\ // \\ || || || // || / //_/ // / // / //_/ // || || ||_// (( ___ ||== ||== ||<< / ___ // / //___ / ___ // \\__// || // \\__|| ||___ ||___ || \\ [] /_// /_// /_____// /_// /_// == File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/chinesenewyear3.txt From - Sun Feb 9 14:53:12 1997 Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!europa.clark.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news.wwa.com!news.ucdavis.edu!csus.edu!news From: jfong@futon.sfsu.edu (John Fong) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: chinese new year - newyear.txt (1/1) Date: Sat, 08 Feb 1997 09:32:58 GMT Organization: California State University Sacramento Lines: 124 Message-ID: <32fc484a.1212072@futon.sfsu.edu> References: <5d92a2$3n8@eng-ser1.erg.cuhk.edu.hk> NNTP-Posting-Host: @slip-227.sfsu.edu X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.1/32.230 Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:17217 begin 644 newyear.txt M#0H@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`C(R`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@(",- M"B`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`C(R,C(R,@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@(",C(R`@ M("`@("`@("`@(",-"B`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`C(R,C(R,C(R`@("`@("`@ M("`@("`@(R,C("`@("`@("`@("`C(",C#0H@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@(",C M(R,C(R,C("`@("`@("`@("`C(R,C("`@("`@("`@(R,@("`C(R,-"B`@("`@ M("`@("`@("`@("`@("`C(R,C("`@("`@("`@("`@(R,C(R`@("`@("`C(R,@ M("`@(R,C(R,-"B`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@(",C(R,@("`@("`C M(R,@("`@("`C(R,@("`@(",C(R,C(R,C#0H@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@ M("`C(R,C(R,C(R`@("`C(R`@("`@(R,C("`@("`@(R,C(R,C#0H@("`@("`@ M("`@("`@("`@("`C(R,@("`C(R,C("`@("`@(R`C(R,C("`@("`@(",C#0H@ M("`@("`@("`@("`@("`C(R,C("`@("`C(R,@("`@("`@("`@("`@(",C#0H@ M("`@("`@("`@("`C(R,C(R`@("`@(",C(R`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`C(R,C M#0H@("`@("`@("`C(R,C(R`@("`@("`@(R,C("`@(",@("`@("`@("`@("`@ M(R,C(R,-"B`@("`@("`C(R,C(R`@("`@("`@(R,@(R,@(",@("`@("`@("`@ M("`@(",C(R,-"B`@("`@(R,C(R`@("`@("`@("`C(R`@(R`C("`@("`@("`@ M("`@("`C(PT*("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`C(R`@(",C("`@("`@("`@("`@ M(R`@("`@("`@("`@(R,C(R,C(R,C(R,C(PT*("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@(",C M("`C(R,@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`C(R,C(R,C("`@("`@("`@("`@(",C M(R,-"B`@("`@("`@("`@("`@(R,@(",C(R,C("`@("`@("`C("`@(",C(R,C M("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@(",C(R,-"B`@("`@("`@("`@("`C(R`C M(R,C("`C("`@("`@("`@("`C(R`@("`@("`@(",@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@ M("`C(R,C#0H@("`@("`@("`@("`C(R,C(R,@("`@(R`@("`@(",@("`C("`@ M("`@("`@("`C(R`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@(R,C(R,-"B`@("`@("`@("`@ M("`@(R,C("`@(",C("`@("`@(R`@(R`@("`@("`@("`@(",C(R,@("`@("`@ M("`@("`@("`C(R,C(PT*("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@(R,@("`@("`@ M(R,C("`@("`@("`@(R,C(R,C(R,C(R,C("`@("`@("`@(",C(R,C#0H@("`@ M("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@(",C(R`@("`@("`@(R,@("`@("`C(R,C(R,C(R,C M(R,@("`@("`@("`@("`C(R,C(PT*("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`C(R,@ M("`@("`@("`@(R,@("`@("`@("`C(R,@("`@("`@("`@("`@(",C(R,C#0H@ M("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`C(R`@("`@("`@("`@(",C("`@("`@(",C M("`@("`@("`@("`C(R,C(R,-"B`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`C("`@ M("`@("`@("`@("`C(R,C(R,C("`@("`C(R,C(R,C(R,-"@T*#0H-"@T*("`@ M("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@?'PG("`@?'PG#0H@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("!\ M?"`@("!\?"`@("PL#0H@("`@("`@("`@("`G)R Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Could you make me a Chinese New Year ASCII art? Thanks! Date: 5 Feb 1997 17:39:51 GMT Organization: Slip.Net Lines: 53 Message-ID: <5dagl7$5jj$2@news1.slip.net> References: <5d91m7$lgm$1@news1.slip.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: slip-3-barrnet.slip.net X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 unoff BETA release 970124] Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:17015 ****** ******** ***** ****** ******* ************* **** ************ ******* ******** ********************* * *************** ********************* *** ***** ***************** ** ***** ** ***** * ***** **** ***** * ********* ***** *** * ****** **** ************ * ***** *** ***** *********** ******** * ***** *** *** * *** ******* ** ***** *** * ** *** ******* ** ***** *** *** ********* ******* ******** *** *** *********** ****** ****** * *** *** **** ****** *** * **** ** ** ****** ****** * ************* ******* ***** ******** ****** ** *** __,----.___ ______,-' `--.__ ,-'~~~~~~`--------'~~~~~~ // ______`. /\ / ,` , ,~~ .'(________;'|:|::'`.______) ; :.' 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Date: 6 Feb 1997 02:12:02 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 61 Message-ID: <19970206021201.VAA10776@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11143 Hiyas all again, This time I've extended my Dilbert thingy to a whole strip! If you don't know Dilbert is a comic strip that satirises life in a big corp. You really should read some more if you've haven't seen Dilbert yet. I know this isn't orginal, I got it out of "Fugitive from the Cubicile Police" a great Dilbert collection. It even has the copyright stuff in it! A true look alike: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M My chair is broken and M M |^^^^|the warehouse is . M M |(-OO|out of "engineer __% M M | ) / chairs." ('';) M M |____| /- | M M / \\_ ##### M M ||_| |\/ ###### M M | || | ####### M M | || | ######## M MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM © 1993 United Features Syndicate MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M And since I'm...you know... M M empowered, I thought I might order M M a "Manager Chair" for the time M M |^^^^| being. M M \ |-OO-| M M | () | M M |____| M M / /\ \ M MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM By Scott Adams MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M I've overstepped my M M |^^^^| authority . M M |(-OO| / haven't I? \/% M M | ) ('';) M M |____| Next you'll want - /o | M M / \\_ a screen door on ##### M M ||_| |\/ your cubicile. ###### M M | || | ####### M M | || | ######## M MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM This looks like shit if your viewing it via AOL, or maybe some other ISPs. So, if it does look like shit and your using Win95 or 3.1 here's how you convert it. (I have AOL so this might be a little bias. If you have something else it shouldn't be that difficult to figure out, considering your reading this.) When this window is highlighted (i.e. the bar on the top isn't gray) go to File|Save As. Save the file where ever and then go to your text viewer. Select all the text and then change the font to Fixedsys. It should look fine then. Alias: (My Dad told me never to give out my real name on-line sigh) -Mike "I learned all my legal knowledge from Dilbert" Rotch [Say it real fast. Snicker] ######################################################### #Visit Dilbert On-Line at http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert# ######################################################### PS: The guy on the left is Dilbert (notice the 'tie') and the guy on the right is the infamous boss. File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbking%26queen.txt Subject: King Frogstein and Queen Birdstein Date: Sun, 12 Jan 1997 03:55:06 -0500 From: Peter Kwa Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART 01WWWWWW10WWWWWWWW20WWWWWWWW30WWWWWWWW40WWWWWWWW50WWW55 02 02 03 King Frogstein and Queen Birdstein 03 04 by Pete Casso 970112 04 05 05 06 o o o * * * 06 07 \^|^/ \^|^/ 07 08 .oo <" ) 08 09 ( -) (><) 09 10 " " ^^ 10 11 King Frogstein Queen Birdstein 11 12 King of the bad boys Queen of the good girls 12 13 13 14WWWWWW10WWWWWWWW20WWWWWWWW30WWWWWWWW40WWWWWWWW50WWW55 Oh well, enough ascii cartooning for today! File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/17mai.txt From - Sun Apr 20 16:30:37 1997 Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!sn.no!online.no!not-for-mail From: "Erik K. Veland" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: [Pic] Norwegian flags/Hurra for 17. mai Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 20:06:47 +0200 Organization: Wigwam Internet Community [http://wigwam.askoyv.no] Lines: 86 Message-ID: <335666B7.7A12@online.no> Reply-To: ekveland@online.no.spam.please NNTP-Posting-Host: bergen1205.online.no Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (Macintosh; I; 68K) Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:20180 A month left to May 17th, the national day of Norway! ._________________________________________________________. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |__________________| | | |_________________________| |_____________________| |____________________________| | | | | |_____________________. .____________________________| |___________________ | | __________________________| | | | | | | | | | | | | |ekv | | | | | |__________________|__|______|__|_________________________| $$$X=_ _=X$$$$SX= . $400D$$$$X=X=$$$$%=8OODD%$$$$X$; . $O0000OOOOOOC 4444 COOO0000000%$ . $ODOC000COOOC 4444 COO0000000OO$ . $OOOOOO0000OC 4444 00000COOOOOO$ + . . ,, $OOOOOOOS100I 4444 0000COOOOOOO$ . :,,.,; $444S44444;44X444444444ekv4441O$. ,:::. $4444444S4S4C444441144444444444$ , . ,::; $OOOOOOO00001 4444 0000000OOOSI$ ',, ;;' $OOOOO0000X1I 4444 X000000OOOOO$ ', . ; ' $OOO00000IXOC 4444 COOO0000OOOO$ + ,;.; ;; $000000OOOOOC 4444 COOOOO0000OO$ ,,,; ' $$$$S$$$%%D%D$$$$S=$$$$==%$$$D1$ ,.., ' DD _ _=X===X ,' X=$$ __ '',, __ ______ DD| | | | ;; / _| ,; / | |___ / DD| |_| |_ _ _ __ _ __ __ _ | |_ ___ _ __ `| | / / ____ $$| _ | | | | '__| '__/ _` | | _/ _ \| '__| | | / / |::::| | | | | |_| | |;:| | | (_| | | || (_) | | _| |_./ / _ \__/ \_| |_/\__,_|_| '|_| \__,_| |_| \___/|_| \___/\_/ (_) + '_______ . _______ _____________ _______ o________ __:::::::\ /:::::::__ |::::::::::::| \:::::| | || | |::::::::::__::::::::::| _________:::::| |::::| |===++===| |::::::::::::::::::::::| . |::::| |::::| |___||___| |:::::___::::::___:::::| _______:::::| |::::| | |::::| |::::| |::::| __::::::::::::| |::::| | |::::| |::::|. |::::| |::::____::::::| |::::| , |::::| |::::| |::::||::::| |:::::| |::::| ,.. |::::| |::::| |::::||::::| |:::::| |::::::| ,,,; |::::| |::::| |::::||:::::\__/::::::| |::::::| ,.., |::::| |::::| |::::| |::::::::::__:::||::::::| ,,, |____| |____| |____| \_________ ___||______| ,; . + Norwegian national anthem: _____________________________ / Ja, vi elsker dette landet / /____________________________/ Text: Bj¯rnstjerne Bj¯rnson ._______. | ____. | | \_ | | | _.| | | | \___/ | |_______|a, vi elsker dette landet som det stiger frem furet, vÊrbitt over vannet med de tusen hjem ._______. | ____. | | | __| | | | __| | | |___| | |_______|lsker, elsker det og tenker p vÂr far og mor og den saganatt som senker senker dr¯mme p vÂr jord (There are a lot more verses, but these are the most common) By Erik K. Veland Bergen, Norway April 17th 1997 File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/catsjoan2.txt From - Mon Apr 7 21:09:53 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ Cat Signature .-'-. Date: 7 Apr 1997 12:32:35 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 38 Message-ID: <19970407123200.IAA09935@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13869 \ /\ ) ( ') ( / ) jgs \(__)| , /| ___,/'\ ,-"` ~ `; .`\ / `\. ,/_ _ |\ `\ ,--,__,-" ,_,-'"` \`\ `- , \ / / _/ `"~-\ \ / .-' |/ / `\ __, .-; '.-' / `\_. `-'__, _/ _/ `\` /`__/ / _,-`--'/ .-" _/ / / / _,-"`/ /' / \__/ jgs .__....._ _.....__, .": o :': ;': o :". `. `-' .'. .'. `-' .' `---' `---' _...----... ... ... ...----..._ .-'__..-""'---- `. `"` .' ----'""-..__`-. '.-' _.--"""' `-._.-' '"""--._ `-.` ' .-"' : `"-. ` ' `. _.'"'._ .' ` `. ,.-'" "'-., .' `. .' jgs `-._ _.-' `"'--...___...--'"` -joan spunk1111@juno.com http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cheshirecat.txt From - Wed Dec 11 17:38:14 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!enews.sgi.com!news.sgi.com!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: more cats... Date: 11 Dec 1996 15:07:56 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 36 Message-ID: <19961211150700.KAA24629@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8709 In article , John of Borg <00jkf@williams.edu> writes: >does anyone out there have any 10 or less line ascii of a Cheshire Cat-ish >cat? I saw one (not on the newsgroup) about five lines long, but I lost >it. help? It's a little over 10 lines though... >> Cheshire Cat << 10/96 .'\ /`. .'.-.`-'.-.`. ..._: .-. .-. :_... .' '-.(o ) (o ).-' `. : _ _ _`~(_)~`_ _ _ : : /: ' .-=_ _=-. ` ;\ : : :|-.._ ' ` _..-|: : : `:| |`:-:-.-:-:'| |:' : `. `.| | | | | | |.' .' `. `-:_| | |_:-' .' jgs `-._ ```` _.-' ``-------'' -joan -- _/\_ __/\__ ) (_ _) .' ( Season's Greetings! `) '.( ) .' (` `-._\()/__(~` joan stark ()() spunk1111@juno.com / |`\ jgs ) : ( visit my ascii art gallery: `)_/` http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/bear.txt From - Wed Nov 20 22:58:12 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!uunet!in3.uu.net!newstf01.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: A bear. Date: 15 Nov 1996 05:27:05 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.10) Lines: 43 Sender: news@aol.com Message-ID: <19961115052900.AAA13382@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <328ce676.2287401@news.bart.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article <328ce676.2287401@news.bart.nl>, bslikker@bart.nl (Berna) writes: >Good art! But the spelling needs some more improvement (I noticed that >you corrected one misspelled word already). Thanks for catching that... I should've too! -or is it- thanxs four katching that... Eye shud've to! -joan .'"'. ___,,,___ .'``. : (\ `."'"``` ```"'"-' /) ; : \ `./ .' `. :.' / _ _ \ | 0} {0 | | / \ | | / \ | | / \ | \ | .-. | / `. | . . / \ . . | .' jgs `-._\.'.( ).'./_.-' `\' `._.' '/' `. --'-- .' `-...-' -- .:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@-:. .:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@-:. .:-@ ____ (_, _, _, _, _, @-:. .:-@ (-(__`,_ ,_ |_, | | | | Spunk1111@juno.com @-:. .:-@ ____)|_)|_|| || \__, _|_ _|_ _|_ _|_ @-:. .:-@ ( _| @-:. .:-@ ( ____, ____ (_, @-:. .:-@ (-| _ _ ,_ (-(__`_|_ _ ,_ |_, @-:. .:-@ _ |(_)(_|| | ____) | (_|| | \_, @-:. .:-@ (__/ ( @-:. .:-@ @-:. .:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@-:. .:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@.:-@-:. ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/blivets.txt ============================================================================= Canonical List of Impossible Objects If anyone out there has an impossible drawing, signature, or anything like that please email it to me, and I will try to include them in this list. The ones marked PH are by me, the others are by someone or other - I have no idea who. Please e-mail me info on these unknown ones. ============================================================================== _____ / /\ / / \ / / \ / / /\ \ / / / \ \ / / /\ \ \ / / / \ \ \ / /__/____\ \ \ / \ \ \ /________________\ \ \ \_____________________\ / PH =============================================================================== _______________ / / /| / / / | / / / | / / / | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /_______/ / / | | / / | | / / | |/ / |--------| / | | / | | / |________|/ PH =============================================================================== / \ / \ / \ |\ /| / \ | \ / | / \ | \ / | / \ | | |/ / | | | | / | | | | / | | | | / | | | | / | | | |/ /| | / \ | / / | | / \ | / / | | / \|/ | | | / / | | | / / | | | / / | | | / / /| | | | |\ / / | | | | | \ / / | | | | | \ / / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | /| | | | | | | / | | | | | | | / | | | | | | | / | | | | | | |\ \ \ | /| | |\ | / \ \ \ | / | | | \ | / \ \ \|/ | | | \|/ / \ | | | / \ | | | / \ \ | / / \ \ | / / \ \ | / / \ \|/ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / PH ================================================================================ / \ / \ / \ / \ / / \ |\ / \ / \ \ / \ / \ \ |\ \ / \ / \ \| \ / \ / \| \ / \ / \ / /| \ / \ \ |\ / | / \ / \ /| / \ \ / |/ \ \ / | / \ \ / / \ /| / | / \ \ / / \ / |/ | / \| / /| / | | |\ /| / / |/ | | | \ / / \ / | | | | \ / / \ / | | | | \ / / \ / | | | | |/ \ / | | | | |\ /|/ | | | | | \ / | | | | | | \ / | | | | | | \ / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |\ | / | | | | | \ | / | | | | | \ | / \ | / | | | \|/ \ | / | | | \ | / | | | \|/ | | | | | / | | / | | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \|/ PH ================================================================================ ______________________________ 0___________________________ | __________________________/| | 0__________________________l| | ______________________________| 0_____________________________/ ============================================================================== / \ / \ / \ |\ \ | \ \ | \ \ | \ \ |\ \ \ | \ \ \ | \ \ \ | |\ \ \ | | \ \ \ | | \ \ / \ | | |\ \ / \ | | | \ \ / \ | | | \ |\ /| | | | \ | \ / | | | | \ | \ / | | | | \| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ | /| | | | / \ | / | | | | / \|/ | | | | / / | | | | / / / | | |/ / / | | | / / | | | / / | | | / / | | | / / | | | / / | | |/ / | | | / | | | / | | | / | | |/ \ | / \ | / \|/ PH =============================================================================== _____________________________ 0__________________________ |\ __________________________| | | 0__________________________| | | _____________________________| | 0______________________________\| PH =============================================================================== __________________________ / _____________________ /| / / ___________________/ / | / / /| | / / | / / / | | / / . | / / /| | | / / /| | / / / | | | / / / | | / / / | | | / / /| | | / /_/___| | |__________/ / / | | | /________| | |___________/ / | | | | _______| | |__________ | | | | | | | | | | |_________| | |__| | | | | | | |___________| | |____| | | | | / / ___________| | |_ / / | | | / / / | | |/ / / | | | / / / | | | / / | | |/ / / | | |/ / | | | / / | | ' / | | |/_/_______________| | / | |____________________| | / |________________________|/ ============================================================================= ____ /.../\ /.../##\ /.../####\ /.../######\ /.../###/\###\ /.../###/ \###\ /.../###/\ \###\ /.../###/ \ \###\ /.../###/ \ \###\ /.../###/ \ \###\ /.../###/ \ \###\ /.../###/ \ \###\ /.../###/ \ \###\ /.../###/______________\ \###\ /........................\ \###\ /..........................\ \###\ ----------------------------- \###/ \ \#/ \_________________________________/ ============================================================================ _________ _________ _________ |\_______\ |_______| /_______/| | | _____ | | _____ | | _____ | | - a poor attempt at | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | a 3d picture. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Unfocus your eyes, and | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | you probably still | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | won't get it | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ PH ============================================================================= Clara Fitzgerald uses in her sig a variation on Escher's famous fork: _________________________ /______________________ | | _________________ /| | | | |_______________|_| | | |/______________________| |__________________________/ Here is a larger version of that variation: ,aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa d' 8 ,P' 8 ,dbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 8 8 d"8 8 8 d' 8 8 8 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad' 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 ,8aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa8aaa8 8 8 8 ,P 8 8 8,P 8 8 8baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad' 8 d' 8 d' 8aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaP' Normand Veilleux And here is a variation on one of PH's diagrams: ,aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ,d" ,d"8 ,d" ,d" 8 ,d" ,aaaaaaaaaaa ,d" 8 ,d" ,d"8 ,d" ,d" 8 ,d" ,d" 8 ,d" ,d" ,8 ,d" ,d" 8 ,d" ,d" ,d" ,d" ,d" 8,d" ,d" ,d" ,d" ,d" ,8" ,d" ,d" ,d" ,d" ,d" ,d" ,d" ,PaaaaaaaaaaP ,d" ,d" ,d" 8 8 ,d" ,d" ,d" 8 8 ,d" ,d" ,d" 8 8 ,d" ,d" ,d" 8 8,d" ,d" ,d" 8aaaaaaaaaa8P ,d" ,d" 8 8 ,d" ,d" 8 8 ,d" ,d" Normand 8 8 ,d" ,d" Veilleux 8 8,d" ,d" 8aaaaaaaaaa8P ,d" 8 8 ,d" 8 8 ,d" 8 8 ,d" 8 8,d" 8aaaaaaaaaa8P -- Normand Veilleux nveilleu@emr1.emr.ca ========================================================================= Here are two I made. The first used to be my sig. __ ___________ |\G\ |\ ________\ | \r\ | \ \_____ | | \e\ \S\ \ | |d| Life is like a grapefruit: | \a\ \t\ \ | |a| it's sort of orangy-yellow | |\ \t\ \e\ \| | | and dimpled on the outside, | | \ \i\ \p\ | |S| wet and squidgy in the middle. | |f|\ \n\ \h\| |i| It's got pips inside too... | |r| \ \g\ \a| |l| Oh, and some people have half | |o|__\_\s\ \n |v| a one for breakfast. | |m|_______\ \ |a| \|_________| \|_| ____________ |\ _________\ | \ \_______ | | \ \ | | | | \ \ | | | | |\ \ \ | | | | | \ \ \ | | | | | |\ \ \| | | | | | \ \ | | | | | |__\_\| | | | | |_______| | \|___________| Silva@STPC.WI.LeidenUniv.NL || SdSilva@STHP.WI.LeidenUniv.NL ============================================================================= +--------------------+--------------------------------------------------------+ | | ___________________ | | Torbjörn Andersson | / ________________() "Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 | | Kantorsgatan 8:415 | / /|______________ iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi | | 754 24 Uppsala | / /_/_____________() wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt | | Sweden | /__________________ speling in ius xrewawt xe | | 018 - 26 07 66 | |_________________() Ingliy-spiking werld." | | | -- Mark Twain | +--------------------+--------------------------------------------------------+ =============================================================================== _____________________________________ :A:D:I:T:T:I:O:N:::B:Y:::T:I:S:S:U:E: _____________________________________ -/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/- -\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\- -/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/- -\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\- stright lines ?¿?¿ (works better in bold fonts) ___________________________________________ /\\\\ \ | |||| \ \////____________________________________ \ |\ \ | \ \ ____________________________________| \ \ /\\\\ \ \ \ | |||| \ \ \ \////__________________________________\___\ \ \ \ _____________________________________________\ /\\\\ | | |||| | \////__________________________________________| mmm....wat do ya call this anyway... ____ /\ \ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ / /\ \ \ / / \ \ \ / / /\ \ \ / / / \ \ \ / / / \ \ \ / / / \ \ \ / / / \ \ \ / / /__________\___\ \ / / / \ / / /______________________\ \ / | \/____________________________| __ /\ \ / \ \ / /\ \ \ / / /\ \ \ / / /__\_\ \ / / /________\ \/___________| the impossible triangle ********************************** ya...almost 4got...nice site... ;) ________________ ______ \_ / / __/ __/ || | __/ ycteng@pl.jaring.my | | \__ \__ \ |/ | _| p9612424@sp.ac.sg |_|_|___/___/\__/|___\ tissue@hotmail.com File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/gargoyle.txt From - Thu Apr 17 18:58:07 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeeds.sol.net!uwm.edu!news.cse.psu.edu!news.ecn.bgu.edu!ecom7.ecn.bgu.edu!not-for-mail From: cujdv@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu (Jeffrey Davi Verzak) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Gargoyle Date: 17 Apr 1997 02:13:52 -0500 Organization: Educational Computing Network, Illinois USA Lines: 48 Message-ID: <5j4ijg$ars@ecom7.ecn.bgu.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: ecom7.ecn.bgu.edu Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14297 Here's a little ... well, ok, not so little gargoyle I made up. ___ ___ /|___|. .|___|\ /'_`|___|. .|___|'_`\ |~| `.___| |___.' |~| `.' |___/~~~~~~~~~\___| `.' `./' `\.'.ii. --I .-'~~; :~~`-. I-- |. i( :l.---~. .~---.l: )i | q_-I\ `.0.l l.0.' /I-_j | `-. / \ .-': |. .IIIII -.-(\_/)-.- : :. |. IIiiii' :/_______\: :: |. |. IIiii' :V| : |V::. :: |.. |. .::::::.i `-`.:.'-' ::.:: ||. |. :::::::::: . .III :::: |||. | ::::' :: iiiII' II88`|||. | :::: .::i iiiII II888`||| | :::: ..::i iiiII II88888||||| :::, ::i iiiII II88888 ~~~ ::: ::i iiiII II88888 ::: ::i iiiII I'88888 ::: ::i ....iiiii.88888888o ::: :: ii. .....i'8888888888o `::: .:: iii. ..... .88' `88888 ::: ::' ii. .....i' `8888 `::: ::' iiiiiiiiii' 8888 .:::' `::. II I o888 ::: :: II' `I. o888 :':: :: :: I II I I o888 :' :: :: :: I II I I o88888' ./`/--`__'`__' o88888888`__' `__'V 88888' ~ \/ \/ 888' \/ \/ `888o JV97 `888888888888888oo.. _ _ // | _ Jeffrey Verzak - cujdv@ecnet.net _ | \\ // `\(_) +-----------------------------------------+ (_)/' \\ // / o | He will cover you with his feathers, | o \ \\ //__ /_\/ | under his wings you will find refuge | \/_\ __\\ /-' /|/ \. +-----------------------------------------+ ,/ \|\ `-\ =/_|___| URL: http://www.ECNet.Net/users/cujdv |___|_\= File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/angels-cupids.txt Subject: Angels/Cupids Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 13:48:21 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no >>> by Jeffrey Verzak (\ __ /) ( \(__)/ ) ( /<>\ ) (\/\/) Angel used in the sig of ( ) Lisamarie Gemma Babik / \ (don't know if she's the artist) ~~~~ .................................................. by Jeffrey Verzak (\ /) ( \ __ / ) ( \(__)/ ) ( / \ ) Angel holding a sword (<| +---+ and shield o | | + | V | | | | | | \|/ |/_____\ jv _ _ | \\ (_)/' \\ Angel in prayer o \ \\ \/_\ __\\ ./ \|\ `-\ |___|_\= jv ^',,''',, (\ |, ,'' /) ( \| '' / ) ( |\ __ / ) ( | \(__)/ ) Angel on clouds (| / \ ) holding spear and banner |/ | > ) O/ |==o ,..~|:.| |., ~ | |.,| .`:'~`:. .:'~`;.'~ ~`:. "'jv _ _ // | _ _ | \\ // `\(_) (_)/' \\ // / o o \ \\ //__ /_\/ \/_\ __\\ /-' /|/ \. ,/ \|\ `-\ =/_|___| |___|_\= jv .................................................. by Annie(?) (\ __ /) ( \(^^)/ ) ( /~~\ ) (\/\/) / \ ( ) /~~~~\ (~~~~~~~) (~~~~~~~~) ( ) ( () ) ~~~~( ) ( () ) ~~~ ~~~~~~~~ (~~~~) (~~~~~~ ) (~ (~~~) ) (~ )~ ~~~~~( ~) |\()/| o\_/\_/o \_ _/ /__\ oo (\ _ \)O /\_. /_/ // /\ ## /\ ///\(..)/\\\ ----()--()---HJH- Cupid on a windowsill //\ /| (' )/\\\ <---<< = | >()HJH \\\\ \| \ _\_ //____|J cupid shooting arrow /\\ ,;%, | `.;' } \ ~\/`>~~~^\ / , ( `\ |.' `-'/__\ -- * -- \ \ .'|`. \` ;`_ Dan Strychalski dski@cameonet.cameo.com.tw ----o- _____________ %%% , ,%_________ (___________,,) %c >) ,________) (_________,,) ) = ,______) (_____,,)/ _/__,,____) / \ \__/ /\ /\ | \/\ /__\|' , / \, < - '====o==, /_\ / /` |\ __ \ /__,_/ | _/, \____\ // | \/ \ \\ _( \ \ \ \ _/ \ //| \ \ \ |/| < ` _\ -) / |_/ | | / |_/ / _, ' /| \/ \_,--., '( )' / | | \ |,/ \,/ b'ger A nice little angel by Mikey/tNv ( .-'''-..' \ Who the...?? _______ .' - \ yikes! <<<<<<<< );__ ,,,_) \ __ / <<<<<<<<< ) ;C / \ /ZZZ' ) <<<<<< (.-'-. )====_)_=======> .-'``'>>>>>>>>>> <<<<< \ ''''''' ) .' >>>>>>>>> ; <<< .......__/ __\_; ,>>>>>>> .-''' ( ) / / ('"\__ .-' ;. / (;/;) /\ / .-' . = . / _-''\_/ '. .' . / .-' ) ;\ '''. . / ; .'''' `. ' ; ( O -' .''' .' (__))) .' .-'''''` ( )mikey(__))) 'o-' ( _))(_ _)( _))_)) __/) (\__ ,-'~~( _ )~~`-. / \/'_`\/ \ | /_(_)_\ | | _(/(\_/)\)_ | | / // \ / \\ \ | \ | `` / \ '' | / \ ) / \ ( / )/ / \ \( ' `-`-'-' ` ________ _________ \________\--------___ ___ ____----------/_________/ \_______\----\\\\\\ //_ _ \\ //////-------/________/ \______\----\\|| (( ~|~ ))) ||//------/________/ \_____\---\\ ((\ = / ))) //----/_____/ \____\--\_))) \ _)))---/____/ \__/ ((( (((_/ | -))) - )) (\ __ /) (\ ___ /) (\ _ /) (\ __ /) __ ( \(__)/ ) ( \(___)/ ) ( \(_)/ ) ( \(__)/ ) (\(__)/) ( /<>\ ) ( / o \ ) ( /o\ ) ( / \ ) (/<>\) (\/\/) (\/ \/) (\^/) / |~~~~| (\/\/) ( ) ( ) ( ) -==O/( | | ( ) / \ / \ / \ / \ / / \ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~\/ ~~~~ Angel Fat Angel Thin Angel Sword'n Cherub Tiny wings ____ ____ ____ (\ <__> /) (\ __ /) (\ __ /) (\ __ /) ( \(__)/ ) / / ( \[==]/ ) ( \(--)/ ) ( \(oo)/ ) ( /< \ ) |/_/ ( /<>\ ) ( /<>\ ) ( /<>\ ) (/ `\ / (\/\/) (\/\/) (\/\/) ( )~~O' ( ) ( ) ( ) / \/' / \ / \ / \ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ Angelic Devil(?) Robotic Angel Sleeping Angel Awake Angle ____ __ ____ ____ (\ __ /) __ (\ __ /) (\ __ /) ( \(OO)/ ) (\ (__) /) ( \('`)/ ) ( \(..)/ ) ( /<>\ ) ( \ || / ) ( /<>\ ) ( /<>\ ) (\/\/) ( /<>\ ) (\/\/) (\/\/) ( ) (\/\/) ( ) ( ) / \ / \ / \ / \ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ Angel after ET Angel Angel looking up Angel looking down 6 expressos ___ ---- ____ (\ _ /) (\ o88o /) (\(\ ---- \ / ( \(_)/ ) ( 8(__)8 ) ( \ \ (__) ( ) ( / \ ) /) (8/<>\8) ( \ \(oo) (/\/\) (~~\ V/~~ / (\/\/) /--( \-\/ ( \<>/ ) ~^-.-._/' ( ) / | || ( /(__)\ ) (|) / \ * ||----|| (/ ____ \) /_\ ~~~~ ^^ ^^ Upside-down Monroe Washington Holy Cow Angel Angel Angel ____ {\ /||||\ /} |`\ . + + . /`| \` \_ ( /\ ) _/, / | \ . \__/ . / _| |` `\|_ .. _|/ `} \ \ \__ __(__)__ __/ / / | \ \ \_{^) (~}_/ / / | \_ \ \ | | | | / / / \___ \ \ / / ___/ \__/\ \_\_/_/ /\__/ ; (_|_) ; / | | \ '\ | | /' / | | \ '\| | /' /_________\ (_) (_) File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cards.txt Subject: Cards... Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 00:19:10 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <32936607.5232@online.no> COPYRIGHT NOTES: You may use this set of Bej's cards or any card from this file in your sigs, ascii drawings, programs, computer games or whatever. But no change may be applied to any card itself. Particulary don't remove the 'Bej' text from the ace of hearts. Using more then 8 (eight) cards requires adding a note in a program/graphics (e.g. 'This program uses Bej's cards'). When distributing this file don't make ANY changes. No fee can be taken for this file. If you want to collect fee for program or whatever that is using these cards contact Bej. In general if you use any part of this file please send me a note to bej@druid.if.uj.edu.pl just for my pleasure. This file has a pgp checking code. The public key can be obtained by http://druid.if.uj.edu.pl/~bej/bej_pgp.html or by finger utility. _________________________________________________________________________ Clubs + Diamonds O Hearts # Spades @ _________ _________ _________ _________ |A | |A | |A | |A | |+ * | |O /~\ | |# _ _ | |@ * | | ! | | / ^ \ | | / ~V~ \ | | / \ | | *-+-* | | ( ) | | \ Bej / | | /_@_\ | | | | | \ v / | | \ # / | | ! | | ~~~ +| | \_/ O| | `.' #| | ~ ~ @| | V| | V| | V| | V| ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ _________ _________ _________ _________ |K |/|\| | |K |/|\| | |K |/|\| | |K |/|\| | |+ /o,o\ | |O |o.o| | |# %*,*% | |@ \- -/ | | \_-_/ | | \v/ | | \_o_/ | | ! |-| | | ~-_-~-_ | | XXXXX | | #>-=-<# | | % I % | | /~-~\ | | /^\ | | /~o~\ | | |-| ! | | \o`o/ +| | |o'o| O| | %*'*% #| | /- -\ @| | |\|/| X| | |\|/| X| | |\|/| X| | |\|/| X| ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ _________ _________ _________ _________ |Q |~~~| | |Q |~~~| | |Q |~~~| | |Q |~~~| | |+ /o,o\ | |O |o.o| | |# %*,*% | |@ \- -/ | | \_-_/ | | \v/ | | \_o_/ | | o |-| | | _-~+_-~ | | XXOXX | | -=<*>=- | | I % I | | /~-~\ | | /^\ | | /~o~\ | | |-| o | | \o`o/ +| | |o'o| O| | %*'*% #| | /- -\ @| | |___| Q| | |___| Q| | |___| Q| | |___| Q| ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ _________ _________ _________ _________ |J /~~|_ | |J /~~|_ | |J /~~|_ | |J /~~|_ | |+ | o`, | |O ( o\ | |# % *`. | |@ ! -\ | | | -| | | ! \l | | % <~ | | \ -! | | =~)+(_= | | ^^^Xvvv | | %% / %% | | ',\', | | |- | | | l\ I | | _> % | | I- \ | | `.o | +| | \o ) O| | `,* % #| | \- I @| | ~|__/ P| | ~|__/ P| | ~|__/ P| | ~|__/ P| ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ _________ _________ _________ _________ |10+ + | |10O O | |10# # | |10@ @ | |+ + | |O O | |# # | |@ @ | | + + | | O O | | # # | | @ @ | | | | | | | | | | + + | | O O | | # # | | @ @ | | + +| | O O| | # #| | @ @| | + +0l| | O O0l| | # #0l| | @ @0l| ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ _________ _________ _________ _________ |9 + + | |9 O O | |9 # # | |9 @ @ | |+ | |O | |# | |@ | | + + | | O O | | # # | | @ @ | | + | | O | | # | | @ | | + + | | O O | | # # | | @ @ | | +| | O| | #| | @| | + + 6| | O O 6| | # # 6| | @ @ 6| ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ _________ _________ _________ _________ |8 + + | |8 O O | |8 # # | |8 @ @ | |+ | |O | |# | |@ | | + + | | O O | | # # | | @ @ | | | | | | | | | | + + | | O O | | # # | | @ @ | | +| | O| | #| | @| | + + 8| | O O 8| | # # 8| | @ @ 8| ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ _________ _________ _________ _________ |7 | |7 | |7 | |7 | |+ + + | |O O O | |# # # | |@ @ @ | | + | | O | | # | | @ | | + + | | O O | | # # | | @ @ | | | | | | | | | | + + +| | O O O| | # # #| | @ @ @| | L| | L| | L| | L| ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ _________ _________ _________ _________ |6 | |6 | |6 | |6 | |+ + + | |O O O | |# # # | |@ @ @ | | | | | | | | | | + + | | O O | | # # | | @ @ | | | | | | | | | | + + +| | O O O| | # # #| | @ @ @| | 9| | 9| | 9| | 9| ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ _________ _________ _________ _________ |5 | |5 | |5 | |5 | |+ | |O | |# | |@ | | + + | | O O | | # # | | @ @ | | + | | O | | # | | @ | | + + | | O O | | # # | | @ @ | | +| | O| | #| | @| | S| | S| | S| | S| ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ _________ _________ _________ _________ |4 | |4 | |4 | |4 | |+ | |O | |# | |@ | | + + | | O O | | # # | | @ @ | | | | | | | | | | + + | | O O | | # # | | @ @ | | +| | O| | #| | @| | b| | b| | b| | b| ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ _________ _________ _________ _________ |3 | |3 | |3 | |3 | |+ + | |O O | |# # | |@ @ | | | | | | | | | | + | | O | | # | | @ | | | | | | | | | | + +| | O O| | # #| | @ @| | E| | E| | E| | E| ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ _________ _________ _________ _________ |2 | |2 | |2 | |2 | |+ | |O | |# | |@ | | + | | O | | # | | @ | | | | | | | | | | + | | O | | # | | @ | | +| | O| | #| | @| | Z| | Z| | Z| | Z| ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Red Joker Black Joker Empty card _________ _________ _________ |* ? *| |% \|||/ %| | | |J * | |J /~~~\ | | | |O /|\ | |O( o o ) | | | |K ||| | |K | ! | | | | |E ' A ` | |E | v | | | | |R / \ | |R \_/ | | | |* J L *| |% %| | | ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 1st back 2nd back _________ _________ |\%\ \*\ \| |/ /&/ /$/| | \%\ \*\ | | /&/ /$/ | |\ \%\ \*\| |/&/ /$/ /| |*\ \%\ \*| |&/ /$/ /&| |\*\ \%\ \| |/ /$/ /&/| | \*\ \%\ | | /$/ /&/ | |\ \*\ \%\| |/$/ /&/ /| ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ========================================================================= An example: Bridge deal. _ _ _ _ ___ ___ _ _ _ ___ _ _ _________ |A|Q|1|5|4 |7 |J|1|9|7 |A|K|2 | |@|@|@|@|@ |## |O|O|O|OO |+|+|+ | | | | | | @ | | | | | | | | + | | | | | | | # | | | | O | | | | | | | | | @ | | | | | | | | + | | | | | | | # | | | | O | | | +| | | | | | | | | | | | | | Z| ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fourleafclover.txt -=[ Four Leaf Clover- converted from solid ASCII/artist unknown ]=- 3/97 ,-'~~~~-. .-~~~~`-. .' \ / `. ,-'` \ / `-. / , `\/ .' \ ( `\ || /~ ) ~. `\ || /` .~ `~~._____ `\ || /` ____.~~` ___!!!GOOD> Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: any harmonicas? Date: Fri, 06 Dec 1996 11:53:30 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 19 Message-ID: <32A7FB2A.D2A@wing.rug.nl> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: wing3.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) To: D-DOG How about this: __/\"""""""""""""\__ |\__/""""""""""""""\_\ \|__ [][][][][][][] __| -shimrod \______________/ based on the one I made for Pete Brunelli's sig. -- ,/ * ,-. , , , , , ,-. ,-. ,-. _,'/_ | ( ` | | | |\ /| | ) / \ | \ `(")' ,'/ `-. |--| | | \/ | |-< | | | | _ _,-H-./ / . ) | | | | | | | \ / | / \_\_\. / `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ` `-' `-' /" / \ \ Herman Hiddema _/ / \ \_ mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl \_.'( ) (`._/ http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod ) ( contains: ascii-art, games, mpegs ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/anarchy.txt $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$'`$$$$$$$$$$$$$'`$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$ $$$$$$$ '$/ `/ `$' .$$$$ $$$$$$$$. i i /! .$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$.--'--' $$$$$$ $$^^$$$$$' J$$$$$$ $$$ ~"" `. .$$$$$$$ $$$$$e, ; .$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$.' $$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$. $$$$$$$$ $anarchy$$$$$ $$$$$$$ ------------------------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dogpomeranian.txt I requested a Pomeranian dog the other day. Lack of a reply gave me just the nudge I needed to try my hand at ASCII. This is my first effort. Suggestions and improvements are welcome. I really enjoy this list and have great admiration for all you artists. |\|\ .. \ . o-- \\ / @) v__///\\\\__/ @ { } { } \\\{ } <_| <_| bw File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/birthday.txt ,' ,' * * ; ; 8a 8888a 88a 8a 8a 8 8a 8 ...8a 8a 88888a ,............8a........8a.......,. w ,aaaaabbbba"""""' a8aaa 8 .aa8a """""bbbbbbaaaaaa. MMaaaa 88888 8888a aaaaMM M.' "MPPPPPbbbbbbaaaaaaa. ..aaaaabbbbbbbbPPPMP"" M M. M MM MM"PPPPPbbbbbbbbPPMMP"" MM ; M M. IP P M M P M M.b Id ,aa, Iaa, daa, P ,Pada b d Paa, ,aa, b d M M.b ,d d'`b I ;a d ;a b d daa, d daI, d b d d "a d'`b b d M Mbbaad daab daa' daa' b d d a d d a d baad d a daab d M M.b .d d b d d d daa; d daa' d b d d ,a d b d M M.b. d d b d d d d a d d "a d b d daa' d b d M Md.. . , , d daa' d d a M Ma,..,.a. , , ,aM `PMMMbbbbbaaMaaaaa;.., ..;aaaaaabbbbbMMMP' `"PMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP"' BIRTHDAY: * * * * * __!_!_!_!_!__ |Happy | __&__ __*__ | Birthday | _____ _______ | | __ | | | Ken! | |\\ | __ |\ /| |___| |_\ |___| |___________| |_\\| /__\ |_\_/_| /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ || || || || || || || || || || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ _\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_ | || || || || || || || || || || || | /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ _\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_ | || || || || || || || || || || || || | | || || || || || || || || || || || || | |_||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||_| |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@| | | | | | | | HAPPY BIRTHDAY! | | | | | | | |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@| ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ __!_!_!_!_!__ |Happy | __&__ __*__ | Birthday | _____ _______ | | __ | | | Norm | |\\ | __ |\ /| |___| |_\ |___| |___________| |_\\| /__\ |_\_/_| Blew them all out! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . __!_!_!_!_! |Happy < | Birthda< | | | | | Kanef!< |\\ | |\ /| |___| |_\ |___| |___________| |_\\| /__\ |_\_/_| * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | . | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | . |-------------------------------------------------------------| | | |\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\| | | |_____________________________________________________________| From: jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov) * . . . . . . . . + . . . . . .. + . . . . . . . + .. . . + . . . *. + . + . . . . .. . . . . . . . * . . . . + .. + . . + . . . + . .. . * * . + . + .+. . * . . . . . . + . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . * . . . + . . . + + . * . . . . * . . * . . . . . . + . + . . . +. + . . . . . * . * . . . .* . . . . .. .. . . .+ .. * . . + . + . . . . . . . . . . . \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ . . (*) (*) (*) (*) (*) (*) (*) (*) (*) . /:\ /:\ /:\ /:\ /:\ /:\ /:\ /:\ /:\ . i . i . i . i . i . i . i . i . i . + H H H H H H H H H . . H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ |\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\| | | | * H * A * P * P * Y * | | | | * B * I * R * T * H * D * A * Y * | : ___(_____________________________________)___ * ~ \===========================================/ From: mmc7@po.CWRU.Edu (Malinee M. Chuaprasert) /^\ / (/^\) / \ ( \ \ / ( \ /^\ / ) \ | _|_ \ | |/^\| | / _|_ | | _|_ \ / _|_ | | | | | | _|_ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ****| |******| | | | | |****| |**** | | | |****| | *| | | | | | | |***** * | | H A P P Y | | * * * | * B I R T H D A Y ! * | | ***** ***** | |@ ********** ********** @| | @ @ ************* @ @ | | @@@ @ @ @ @ @@@ | | @@@@ @ @ @ @ @@@@ | * @@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@ * * @@@@@ * ***** ***** ********** ********** ************* @@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @\XXXXXXXXX/ @\XXXXXXX/ \XXXXX/ \XXX/ \X/ V Thank you. (I would have eaten more, but I just had a big lunch.) @\XX XX/ @\XX@@@XX/ @\XXXXX/ @ \XXX/ @ \ / @ @ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ From: vlinders@rcl.wau.nl (meindert de jong <^_^>) I scream * * * * * * * * ' . . * . . ~ * * . * * . ^ ~ ` * * . * . . * * * .\\ *//// * \\\\\///// \\\\//// \\\/// ICE CREAM! \\// \/ YY YYYY YY HHHHH HHHHH YYY YYYY HHHHH HHHHH PP PPPPPP YYY YYY HHH HHH PPP PP YYY YYY HHH HHH AAAAA PP PPPPPP PP PP YYY YYY HHH HHH AAAAAAA PPP PP PP PP YYY YYY HHH HHH AA AA PP PP PP PP YYY YYY HHH HHH AA AA PP PP PPPPPPP YYYYY HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AA AA PP PP PP YYYY HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AA AA PPPPPPP PP YYYY ------- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAA PP PP YYYY ------- HHH HHH AAAAAAAAA PP PP YYYY ------- HHH HHH AA AA PP PP YYYY HHH HHH AA AA PP PP YYYY HHH HHH AA AA PP PP YYYYYY HHH HHH AA AA PP PP YYYYYYY HHH HHH PP PP YYYYYYY HHHHH HHHHH PP PP YYYYYYY HHHHH HHHHH PP PP YYYYYYY YYYYY BBBBBBBBBBBBB YYY BBBBBBBBBBBBBB Y BBBB BBB II YYY YYY BB BB II DDDDDDDDDDDDD YYYY YYYY BB BB DDDDDDDDDDDDDD YY YY BB BB III RRR RRRR DDD DDD A YY YY BB BB II RRRR RR DDD DDD AAA YY YY BB BBB II RRR DDD DDD AAAAA YY YY BBB BBBB II RR DDD DDD AAAAAAA YY YY BBBBBBBBBBB II RR DDD DDD AA AA YY YY BBBBBBBBB II RR DDD DDD AA AA YYYY BBBBBBBBBBB II RR DDD DDD AAAAAAAAA YYY BBB BBBB IIII RRRR DDD DDD AAAAAAAAA YYY BB BBB HHH DDD DDD AA AA YYY BB BBB TT HHHH DDD DDD AA AA YYY BB BBB TT HH DDD DDD AA AA YYY BB BBB TTTTTT HH DDD DDD AA AA YYY BB BBB TT HH DDD DDD YYY BB BBB TT HHHHHHHH DDDDDDDDDDDDD YYY BB BBB TT HH HH DDDDDDDDDDDD YYYY BBBB BBBB TT HH HH YYYY BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB TT TT HH HH YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BBBBBBBBBBBBBB TTTT HH HH YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HHHH HHHH YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HH HH A PPPPP PPPPP Y Y HH HH A A P P P P Y Y HHHHHHH AAAAA PPPPP PPPPP Y Y HH HH A A P P Y HH HH A A P P Y BBBBB II RRRRR TTTTTTT HH HH DDDDD A Y Y II B B II R R T HH HH D D A A Y Y II BBBBB II RRRRR T HHHHHHH D D AAAAA Y Y II B B II R R T HH HH D D A A Y II BBBBB II R R T HH HH DDDDD A A Y () * * * * | | | | | | | | |=========| **|=========|** ||xx*HAPPY*xx|| *** |===============| *** |||xxxxxBIRTHDAYxxxxxx||| |===========================| |xxx*xxx*xxxxxxxxxxx*xxx*xxx| ****** |===========================| ****** ||||||xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx|||||| |=================================================| |xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx***xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx| |=================================================| |xxxxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xx*xx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxxxx| |=================================================| /// (0 0) -----------------------------------ooO-(_)-Ooo--------------------------------- Here are a few things from my bday collection...hope they are what you are looking for! * ______!______ |Happy | __&__ __*__ | Birthday | _____ _______ | | __ | | | Jenny!!! | |\\ | __ |\ /| |___| |_\ |___| |___________| |_\\| /__\ |_\_/_| )\ (__) /\ [[]] @@@[[]]@@@ @@@@@@@@@[[]]@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ [[]] @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ [[]] @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ [[]] @@@@@@@ !@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@! ! @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ ! ! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ! ! @@@@@@@@@@@ ! ! ______________ ! ! 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* | | ***** ***** | |@ ********** ********** @| | @ @ ************* @ @ | | @@@ @ @ @ @ @@@ | | @@@@ @ @ @ @ @@@@ | * @@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@ * * @@@@@ * ***** ***** ********** ********** ************* /^\ / (/^\) / \ ( \ \ / ( \ /^\ / ) \ | _|_ \ | |/^\| | / _|_ | | _|_ \ / _|_ | | | | | | _|_ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ****| |******| | | | | |****| |**** | | | |****| | *| | | | | | | |***** * | | H A P P Y | | * * * | * B I R T H D A Y ! * | | ***** ***** | |@ ********** ********** @| | @ @ ************* @ @ | | @@@ @ @ @ @ @@@ | | @@@@ @ @ @ @ @@@@ | * @@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@ * * @@@@@ * ***** ***** ********** ********** ************* * * * * * __!_!_!_!_!__ | | __&__ __*__ | Happy | _____ _______ | | __ | | | Birthday | |\\ | __ |\ /| |___| |_\ |___| |___________| |_\\| /__\ |_\_/_| /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ || || || || || || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ _\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_ | || || || || || || || | /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ _\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_ | || || || || || || || || | | || || || || || || || || | |_||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||_| |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@| | | | | | | | HAPPY BIRTHDAY! | | | | | | | |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@| , , /'`\ /|\ ,' : `\ , /' | `\ .' : `/| /| /' /' | ._ | `\ |'|/'//' | | , `\`-\ | |/' |'| `\ |/| /`\_`-,_|_-'_,-'/| `\,/'/' |/~~~~~~\ /'~ /' `\___-~/_,' Y `~`~\_Y ~~~ `\/ |_ _______ -`,/ \/' _/~~ \ ~\ | /' /' ~/~~~~~\| `~\ _.' _/'\ /'_/~| /'~`\ |\ |_ | |/~_/~~~\/' `\ | `\| /'\ |/' `\ /~~~~`\____\' `~'\___ _/__,-| ~~' -|_ -Chev | K \ IS\ \ SKISS\ \ KISSKIS \ \ Happy Birthday and SKISSKISS loads of e-chocolate 2 U! sKISSKISSKISs sSKISSKISSKISSKIs sSKISSKISSKISSKISSKISs SKISSKISSKISSKISSKISSKIS SKISSKISSKISSKISSKISSKIS SKISSKISSKISSKISSKISSK /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ || || || || || || || || || || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ _\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_ | || || || || || || || || || || || | /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ _\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_ | || || || || || || || || || || || || | | || || || || || || || || || || || || | |_||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||_| |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@| | | | | | HAPPY BIRTHDAY! | | | | | |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@| /^\ / (/^\) / \ ( \ \ / ( \ /^\ / ) \ | _|_ \ | |/^\| | / _|_ | | _|_ \ / _|_ | | | | | | _|_ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ****| |******| | | | | |****| |**** | | | |****| | *| | | | | | | |***** * | | H A P P Y | | * * * | * B I R T H D A Y ! * | | ***** ***** | |@ ********** ********** @| | @ @ ************* @ @ | | @@@ @ @ @ @ @@@ | | @@@@ @ @ @ @ @@@@ | * @@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@ * * @@@@@ * ***** ***** ********** ********** ************* * * * * * __!_!_!_!_!__ | | __&__ __*__ | Happy | _____ _______ | | __ | | | Birthday | |\\ | __ |\ /| |___| |_\ |___| |___________| |_\\| /__\ |_\_/_| * . . . . . . . . + . . . . . .. + . . . . . . . + .. . . + . . . *. + . + . . . . .. . . . . . . . * . . . . + .. + . . + . . . + . .. . * * . + . + .+. . * . . . . . . + . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . * . . . + . . . + + . * . . . . * . . * . . . . . . + . + . . . +. + . . . . . * . * . . . .* . . . . .. .. . . .+ .. * . . + . + . . . . . . . . . . . \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ . ___ . 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Nelson >>=- corey_lynn_nelson@cup.portal.com /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ || || || || || || || || || || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ _\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_ | || || || || || || || || || || || | /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ _\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_ | || || || || || || || || || || || || | | || || || || || || || || || || || || | |_||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||_| |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@| | | | | | | | HAPPY BIRTHDAY! | | | | | | | |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@| * . . . . . . . . + . . . . . .. + . . . . . . . + .. . . + . . . *. + . + . . . . .. . . . . . . . * . . . . + .. + . . + . . . + . .. . * * . + . + .+. . * . . . . . . + . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . * . . . + . . . + + . * . . . . * . . * . . . . . . + . + . . . +. + . . . . . * . * . . . .* . . . . .. .. . . .+ .. * . . + . + . . . . . . . . . . . \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ \^/ . ___ . 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Pace- -------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/hands.txt Subject: Hands Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 21:10:36 -0600 From: Douglas Park Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART I didn't think I could do hands, but here they are. \ | / -- * -- / | \ /') ./') ('\. ('\ /' /.--''./'') (''\.''--.\ '\ :--'' ; ''./'') (''\.'' ; ''--: : ' ''./') ('\.'' ' : : ''./' '\.'' : :--''-..--'''' ''''--..-''--: dp File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/catfirst.txt From - Thu Apr 17 22:29:06 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!frii.com!deimos.frii.com!jkhamp From: Jim Hamp Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: First try at ASCII art, be gentle Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 14:19:49 -0600 Organization: Front Range Internet, Inc. Lines: 26 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: deimos.frii.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14317 An ascii cat /\ /\ ( - - ) \_^_/.-*-._ / \ ( ) ) __..~) m/^\m -^-m-m_.---~~ Jim (The Hampster) Hamp *************************************************************************** * So good night, you moonlight ladies * HELP! I've * * And rock-a-bye, Sweet Baby James * modemmed and I * * Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose * can't hang up! * * Won't you let me go down in my dreams * * * And rock-a-bye, Sweet Baby James * * * --James Taylor ********************* * _Sweet_Baby_James The Hampster * * jkhamp@frii.com * *************************************************************************** File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/doggoat2.txt Subject: Re: [pic] a dog -or is it a goat? Date: Mon, 30 Dec 1996 13:17:48 -0500 From: Spunk1111@aol.com To: ekveland@online.no << Subject: Re: [pic] a dog -or is it a goat? From: Shimrod Date: Fri, 13 Dec 1996 14:53:40 +0100 Actually.... > > /\\/ /,\ > / / \ \ -------Goat Head > \0 0 \/ ,---Sewed together with > / | / ,-Dog body > / __/ \_ ' / > /() _/ \_.-'\_ / _____, > `-./| `) ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~\__,-' > / \ > | / | > ; | \ / > \/ ,/ \ / > / /~~|~|~~~~~~|~|\ \ > / / | | | | `\ \ > / / | | | | \ \ > .-' ( .-' | .-' | .-' \ > jgs (,,,_) (,___) (,___) (,,,_/ > '''''"""""'''""""""'''""""""''"""""''''' > It's alive! - Dr. Joan Starkenstein It's both! ;-) The body is definately that of a dog. Very nice! The head however looks more like that of a goat. The collar looks more like stitches. -- ,/ * ,-. , , , , , ,-. ,-. ,-. _,'/_ | ( ` | | | |\ /| | ) / \ | \ `(")' ,'/ `-. |--| | | \/ | |-< | | | | _ _,-H-./ / . ) | | | | | | | \ / | / \_\_\. / `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ` `-' `-' /" / \ \ Herman Hiddema _/ / \ \_ mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl \_.'( ) (`._/ http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod ) ( contains: ascii-art, games, mpegs ) >> File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/beach.txt From - Fri Dec 20 07:36:36 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!swidir.switch.ch!news.rccn.net!news.ist.utl.pt!alfa.ist.utl.pt!l33812 From: l33812@alfa.ist.utl.pt (Seal do Mar) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Need palm , beach, a a couple Date: 19 Dec 1996 13:03:11 GMT Organization: Instituto Superior Tecnico Lines: 33 Distribution: world Message-ID: <59beef$npl@ci.ist.utl.pt> References: <5953sh$ons$3@news-s01.ny.us.ibm.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: alfa.ist.utl.pt X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9084 Teruel de Campo (chusty@ibm.net) wrote: > I wonder if someone can help me with a pice of ascii art that includes palm > trees, beach and if possible a couple lying on the beach. _______________________________________________________________________________ _,-':IWWWW\___ _____ . . . . . .__ . .:IIIIWWWWWWW\__ _,--'.;IWW\_ _,-----_ ,-' `--. .:;IIIIIWWWWWWWW\_/ .; File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/love_story.txt Subject: a Love Story...completed. Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 09:55:47 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART hi again... thanks for the comments... glad to see you're having fun with this and thanks Diane for the suggestions to end it... final, completed (?) version... ------------------------------------------------------------ -=[ Love Story ]=- 3/97 boy meets girl... /:""| .@@@@@, |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, C` _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ || |.| / | || || |.| \ | || || |.| \| || :| |=: |_|\ ||_|,| |_| \ \)))|| ((( | | || |____| | || |____| > )) | || | || | || | || | || |_||__ /~)) jgs (____)) /_/YY boy and girl fall in love... /:""| .@@@@@, (\/) |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, \/ C` _)aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ || |.| / | || (\/) || |.| \ | || \/ || |.| \| || :| |=: |_|\ ||_|,| |_| \ \)))|| ((( | (\/) | || |____| \/ | || |____| > )) | || | || | || | || | || |_||__ /~)) jgs (____)) /_/YY boy and girl "tie the knot..." /:""| .****, (\/) |:`66|_ @@@@@\ `, \/ C` _)aa`@@@\ \ \ ._| (_ ?@@| \ )_/ =' @@@@| | /`\8\ \(```/ | || |8| /^^\ | / || |8| /\::/|| | || |8| \ | ||| \ || |~| \| ||| \ :| |=: |:|\\.:.:.::. ||_|,| |:| \ ':':':` \)))|| ((( | | :|| | | (\/) | :|| | | \/ ) :|| | \ | :|| | `\ | :|| |:.:. `~-._ |_:||_ /~))\ `~~-._ jgs (_,__)) /_/YY `':':':':':':` boy and girl are soon to become parents... (boy goes off to work) /:""| .@@@@@, |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, C` _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ || |#| / | || || |#| \ | || || |#| / | || :| |=: / |_|\ ||_|,| | |_| \ \)))|| \ ((( | |~~~`-`~~~| `\ | | | |____| |_________| | || |_________| | || | || | || |_||__ /~)) jgs (____)) /_/YY boy and girl and baby make three... and another on the way... (boy loses hair, girl gains fuzzy slippers) /:""| .@@@@@, |:`66|_ @@@@@@@@, C _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ ."~~~~~". || |#| / | || | (>o<) | || |#| \ | || | /a a\ | A || |#| / | || _|_\ O /_|_|~| :| |=: / | |\ 8)___`"`___(|_| ||_|,| | |_| \ |~~~~~~~~~| \)))|| | ((( | \_________/ |~~~`-`~~~| `~\~~~~~~| |/ /_\ \| | | `\ / ()/___\() |_________| ( || ||~~~~~|| |_________| | || || || | || | || || || |_||__ __|_|| ||_____|| jgs (____)) (:;:;)) ||-----|| boy and girl and their 2.4 children... (boy loses more hair- still working girl still in fuzzy slippers) /:""| .@@@@@, |: 66|_ @@@@@@@@, C _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ ."~~~~~". || |#| / | || | .:. | || |#| \ | || A | /6 6\ | || |#| / | || |~|_|_\ e /_|_ .@@@@, :| |=: / | |\ |_|)___`"`___(8 aa`@@@, ||_|,| | |_| \ |~~~~~~~~~| = `@@@ \)))|| | ((( | \_________/ )_/`@' |~~~`-`~~~| `~\~~~~~~| |/ /_\ \| / || @ | | `\ / ()/___\() | || @ |_________| ( || ||~~~~~|| /~|| "` |_________| | || || || /__W_\ | || | || || || ||| |_||__ __|_|| ||_____|| _||| jgs (____)) (:;:;)) ||-----|| (___)) boy and girl and their growing family... (boy loses more hair, gains paunch... girl becomes more "shapely") /:`"| .@@@@@, |: 66|_ @@@@@@@@, C _) aa`@@@@@@ \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` @@@@@, || |Y| //`\ ."~~~~~". aa`@@@@, || |#| / | || | .@. | (_ ?@@@ || |#\ \ | || | /e e\ | A = @@@@ || | #| | | || 0 0_|_\ - /_|_|~| )_@@@" |"":\ :| |==: | | |\ ("))___`"`___(|_| /. |@@ 66 `:| ||_|,/ | |_| \ `( )|~~~~~~~~~| ((| | (_ / \)))|| | ((( | '^'\_________/ || | -_( |~~~`-`~~~| \~~~~~~| |/ /_\ \| ||_| / || | | \ / ()/___\() | W) | || |_________| (( | ||~~~~~|| || | |_|| |_________| || | || || || | | W| | || || | || || || | || | |_||__ ||__| ||_____|| _||_| _||_| jgs (____)) ((____) ||-----|| ((___) ((___) boy and girl have grown children and have earned that "middle-age spread" (boy loses even more hair, gains more weight girls gets even more "shapelier"... and they're still in love!) |":::\ /```| .@@@@@, ,,,, 66 :::| |` 66|_ @@@@@@@@, @@@@@@, (_ ':D C _) aa`@@@@@@ aa @@@@, |_, / (\/) \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ (_ ?@@@@ \__( \/ ) / =' @@@@" =' @@@@" //`\\ @@@@ /`\\ \_(``` ) @@@" | | || ee "@@ /| |Y| /``\ /-'@@@, | |_|| (_ `D | | |#| / | || / / \@@@ | | || |_ / | | | #\ \ | || \ | |@@@ | | || \_( | | | #| / | || || |@@" |-| |< / \ :=| |===: / | | \ || |@" ||(((| | || | |_|, / | |_| \ ||=|\ ||_:_/ | || \)))|| | ((( | |((( \ || | | || |~~~`-`~~~| \~~~~~~~| |____/ || | |_|| | | \ / || / (( | | `W |_________| (( | (( | || | || | |_________| || | || | || | || | | || || | || | ||=| || | |_||__ ||__| //^) __||_| _||_| jgs (____)) ((____) ((_/Y ((_____) ((____) boy and girl alone again... 8 8 8 /```| .@@@@@, 8 8 | 66|_ @@@@@@@@, 8 (\/) 8 C _) aa`@@@@@@ 8 \/ 8(\/) \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ 8 |8:\/:~:~) /:~:~: =' @@@@~:~:~8 |8::::::/\\/`\;_:::\ (__::::::8 |8:::::| \ '|___/` \\// `\):::8 |8::::|| | '|::/ / ^^ \ \:::8 |8::::|| | ' \:| \__/\__/ |:::8 |8o:::|\ \ ' |:\_\ /_/::::8o |"8o:::=\ \===::/`\`%%`/'\::::"8o |\"8o~| \_\ \| `""` |:~:~\8o \ \"8o\ ))) \ \::::"8o \ \"8o\`. \ \ \::::"8o \|~~~~~| -|| -|mmmmmmmmmmmm~~~~~| `~~~~~| || |~~| |~| |~~~~~~ jgs | || | |__| |__| | || | \ | \ | |__||__| (~~^\(~~^\ ( \ \ `-._)`-._) `-._)-._) ... and they lived happily ever after! -joan -- /`\ /`\ (/\ \-/ /\) H A P P Y E A S T E R )6 6( >{= Y =}< joan stark /'-^-'\ (_)""-(_). /* ((* *'. | *)) * *\ ASCII ART GALLERY: | * ((* * / \ *)) * .' jgs '-.((*_.-` File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/bodybuilder.txt From - Tue Nov 19 22:18:17 1996 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!hunter.premier.net!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!enews.sgi.com!news.sgi.com!gazette.engr.sgi.com!news From: eric vogt Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Muscle Men Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 11:08:05 -0800 Organization: Silicon Graphics Inc., Mountain View, CA Lines: 28 Message-ID: <3290B415.41C6@wsd.sgi.net> References: <3290AE01.412B@hp.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: taboo.csd.sgi.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0GoldC-SGI (X11; I; IRIX 5.3 IP22) Jim Gurtner wrote: > > Does anybody have a bodybuilder/muscleman that I can use as a signature. > Thanks in advance. I love this group! > > Jim Gurtner > jgurtner@hp.com || || =||==^===^==||= || \ / || \0/ | | / \ | | = = -- Sir Eric Legbreaker Vogt III, Esq. Silicon Graphics, Inc. File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/hockey.txt Subject: Re: Hockey Art? Date: Mon, 16 Dec 1996 00:17:33 -0800 From: Diane Wenner Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART On Mon, 9 Dec 1996, Jay Poonkasem (BIO) wrote: > Hi all, > Does anyone have any pictures of hockey stuff? If you do can you > please post some. Thanks > > Jay > == _----_ _________ /\ / \ / \/\ __/// ( \/ / > / \ \ | --/_>_/ / \_ ____| \ /\ _/ / /// __\ ( // \ / \\ \ \ /// \ / \\ ( \ // \ /\ _ \\ \ ___|/// _ \/ \/ \__)\ ( / _ //\ ( \ / /_ /// / \ \ _ / (__) ) \_ \ --~ ///--/ \____\ // __) \ /// (________) _________/// =========== //|_____|/// _----_ _________ /\ / / \__/ \/\ __/// -------(_ 6 / > / \------ \ / \ --/_>_/ / / \ / //\_ ..... \ /\ _/ / \ |/|/ ) ......... \/// / \ ( ............//\ / \ \ .........///. \ / __\ \ ( ......//.... \ / / \\ \ \ ____///...... ) __/ \\ \ ( / _ //\ ...... /\ \\ \ /_ /// / .... _____/ \___)\ \ (__) ) \_ / \ ///--/ \ ( \ // __) \ /// (________) _________/// =========== //|_____|/// \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \/ -??? -- Alan J. DeWeerd Theoretical Nuclear Physics deweerd@wisnuf.physics.wisc.edu Univ. of Wisconsin - Madison == o o o o | |\ )_ \____/|) <|> (|\_____/ \/|\/| | \__) /> /> \ /> /\ | .| | z z . z z \_ . z z . z z | | -- ______________________________________________________________ | .,,,. | | Diane Wenner Silicon Valley (?~~~?) | | California USA ))(@ @()) | | (() ^ ((( | |__Anything is possible if you have enough cache!_____\~/______| Copyright 5/96 File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/animals2.txt From - Tue Nov 19 19:31:16 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Happy Birthday & New Art (2/2) Date: 19 Nov 1996 05:38:27 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.10) Lines: 59 Sender: news@aol.com Message-ID: <19961119054000.AAA18230@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader * cow * 11/96 .= , =. _ _ /'/ )\,/,/(_ \ \ `//-.| ( ,\\)\//\)\/_ ) | //___\ `\\\/\\/\/\\///' / ,-"~`-._ `"--'_ `"""` _ \`'"~-,_ \ `-. '_`. .'_` \ ,-"~`/ `.__.-'`/ (-\ /-) |-.__,' || | \O) /^\ (O/ | \\ | / `\ / \\ \ / `\ / `\\ `-. /' .---.--.\ `\\/`~(, '() (' /(O) \\ _,.-.,_) // \\ `\'` / jgs / | || `""""~"` /' |__|| `o * stuffed animal (horse) * 11/96 ,%,_ %%%/,\ _.-"%%|//% _.' _.-" /%%% _.-'_.-" 0) \%%% /.\.' \%%% \ / _, |%%% `"-----"~`\ _,*'\%%' _,--""""-,%%, )*^ `""~~` \%%%, _/ \%%% _.-`/ |%%,___ _.-" / , , ,|%% .`\ /\ / / `\ \%' \ / \ \ _,/ /`~-._ _,`\ \`""~~` `"` /-.,_ /' `~"----"~ `\ \ jgs \___,' \.-"`/ `--' (the above was drawn from my 3 year old son's favorite stuffed animal- a zebra named "Spot") I gave up on the stripes...it looked too busy. -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/hotairballoon.txt From - Fri Nov 29 19:39:21 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!Norway.EU.net!mcvax!EU.net!howland.erols.net!math.ohio-state.edu!newsfeed.acns.nwu.edu!news.acns.nwu.edu!news From: Daniel Au Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Hot Air Balloon Date: Thu, 28 Nov 1996 14:31:04 -0800 Organization: Northwestern University Medical School Lines: 39 Message-ID: <329E12A8.3EE0@nwu.edu> References: <329CF48E.4DB8@hihello.com> Reply-To: dcau@nwu.edu NNTP-Posting-Host: eng221071.res-hall.nwu.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0Gold (Win16; I) To: swallace@hihello.com swallace@hihello.com wrote: > I'm looking for ASCII Art Hot Air Balloon for a signature line and/or > possibly to be used in a website. Would appreciate any help Here's one from my sigs...You can trim off the fellow hanging off from the bottom of the balloon :) ,;|%;Oo, ,|||%%;;OOo, ;||| DCAU OOo; Daniel C. Au ;|||%%%;;;OOo; dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu '|||%%;;OOo' Northwestern University Medical School \'||%;OO'/ Chicago, IL \ | | / \|__|/ "Hanging on for dear life...." |6:|6| `;;|;' URL: http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau | ,' ASCII COLLECTIONS: Ascii Chinese collection ', and more of Daniel's Sigs! ; help! |o / Stop by for a visit for examples and ideas. `\ /\ | ` ' Hope it fits what you're looking for! -- Daniel ,====,,'''',,, ____________________________________ _______||__||_______ ''', /' | | ___|_|_____ | | | ; /' Name: ____Daniel_C._Au_____________ | | |HONG KONG| | | | ; / o Address: __dcau@nwu.edu____________ | | | | |_|___ | '''\ School: _Northwestern_University___ | | ___|_|_____ ||USA| | `\ ____Medical_School_________ | | |SINGAPORE| | | | `\.____________________________________| |____|_|______|_|____| URL:http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~dcau File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/animals3.txt Subject: spunk1111: Various Animals.... Date: Wed, 15 Jan 1997 16:30:44 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com To: ekveland@online.no --------- Begin forwarded message ---------- From: spunk1111 To: wigwam@rednecks.com Subject: Various Animals.... Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 16:16:35 PST Message-ID: <19970114.162608.6679.11.spunk1111@juno.com> .___------___ ___/ \/\. / __/ / \__---___ \_O--/ | \ ___ \ | \_ / . \ \ | ----- | \ ) ) \___ | ) | ) . \__| \ ) / ) /| | | |__.___## | \ | |______----| \_______|___## ) \ \ \______. ##___/ / ----__________ ) ##_\____/ ' A razorback FISHKISSFISHKIS SFISHKISSFISHKISSFISH F ISHK ISSFISHKISSFISHKISS FI SHKISS FISHKISSFISHKISSFISS FIS HKISSFISHKISSFISHKISSFISHKISSFISH KISS FISHKISSFISHKISSFISHKISSFISHKISS FISHK SSFISHKISSFISHKISSFISHKISSFISHKISSF ISHKISSFISHKISSFISHKISSFISHKISSF ISHKI SSFISHKISSFISHKISSFISHKISSFISHKIS SFIS HKISSFISHKISSFISHKISSFISHKISS FIS HKISSFISHKISSFISHKISSFISHK IS SFISHKISSFISHKISSFISH K ISSFISHKISSFISHK ********************************************************************* * -----------------------------/ ^^^^^^^ \ * * / | | * * | | * * / | ) | ||\__/ @ \__/ * * \/ \ / /----------\______/ \ // '-' * ******************** ||=|= ||=|= ********** _ _ /(. .)\ ) (*)____/| / | / |--\ | (_)(_) (_) __ __/o \_ \____ \ / \ //\ \ __/o \-//--\ \_/ \____ ___ \ | || \ |\ | _|| _||_|| __ / \ / ..|\ (_\ |_) / \@' / \ _ / ` | \\/ \ | _\ \ /_ || \\_ \____)|_) \_) /^-^\ /^-----^\ / o o \ V o o V / Y \ | Y | V \ v / V \ Q / / - \ / - \ / | | \ ( / | | \ ) ===/___) || || (___\==== Noodles Ralph _____^_(smart bump) | | \ \ / ^ | / \_/ 0 \ / \ / ____ 0 / / \___ _/ ''', o_)O \)____)" \_ ) woof! '',,,,,, || || "--'"--' !!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! O_O !!! !!!!!!! /@ @\ !!!!!! \ x / !!!!!!/ m !m !!!!/ __ | !!!!|/ \__ !!!\______\ _____ _____ /\_/ """" \ / = | |||| | / | |||| |\ /__)_/\ |||| | \ \____""""_____/ ) )) )) " " "an armadillo..." <<<<>>>>>> .----------------------------. _>><<<<>>>>>>>>> / _____________) \|/ \<<<<< < >>>>>>>>> / _______________) -------*--===<=<< <<<<<<<>/ _______________) /|\ << @ _/ <<<<>>/ ________) ____ | | | / \ \ \/ \\_ / / > ) \_| / / / / *-------------------------------* _// _// | Pegasus@Leland.Stanford.EDU | /_| /_| --------- End forwarded message ---------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/computers.txt Subject: computers... Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 00:20:15 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <32936607.5232@online.no> __________________ | ____________ | | | | | | | | | It's now | | | | |save to turn| | | | | on your | | | | | computer | | | Jaap Hagenaar | |____________| | | hagenaar@fel.tno.nl |________________|/| / |____|/ / | /_______________/ / | ** ==== | / |_______________|/ ___________________ / /| / _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ / / / _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ / / / _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ / / /__________________/ / |__________________|/ |------------------------------------------| | |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| | | | Volume in drive C is | | | | Volume Serial Number is 100300 | | | | Directory of C:\ | | | | | | | | Autoexec bat 98 09-25-95 1:25p | | | | Config sys 228 08-27-95 9:34p | | | | Command com 554,916 09-30-93 6:20p | | | | Msdos

99,999 12-22-94 3:02a | | | | Ascii 89,565 02-29-96 9:34p | | | |______________________________________| | |___________________________________|___|__| / [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] \ | __ | | [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][__] | | [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] | | [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][__][] [] | | _____________________ [___] [] | |[] [] [_____________________] [] [] [][][]_| |____________________________________________| sysop... _________ |\ /| | \ / | ||\\ //|| ||__\ /__|| _______/| _|_ |\_______ / \| / | \ |/ \ ( \\/ | \// ) | \\ | // _______________ | \_ | _/ |\ /| | \|/ | \ / | / | ----------- | | ^^^^ ^^^| | | | \||||\ /|||| | o o | | ------------------------| ----------- | \--------------------------------------- -Mike Hertz- new users... _ _ _______________ |*\_/*|________ | ___________ | .-. .-. ||_/-\_|______ | | | | | .****. .****. | | | | | | 0 0 | | .*****.*****. | | 0 0 | | | | - | | .*********. | | - | | | | \___/ | | .*******. | | \___/ | | | |___ ___| | .*****. | |___________| | |_____|\_/|_____| .***. |_______________| _|__|/ \|_|_.............*.............._|________|_ / ********** \ / ********** \ / ************ \ / ************ \ -------------------- -------------------- login... /mmm\ /mmm\ /mmm\ (O o) (O O) (o o) U U u /mmm\ ||\ \\ / \\ . (- -) oOOo__oOOo _____oOOo ___________ __u_oOOo ############ ######### ########### ################ (BAD ANSWER) (RETRY) (ONCE MORE) (Bored & Asleep) -David Bourgin- files... __________ / /| /__________/ | |________ | | /_____ /|| | |".___."| || | |_______|/ | | || .___."|| / ||_______|| / |_________|/ -Felix Lee- conf... _,_ _cc_ (___) /___\ \___/ @@ /(oo)\ (o o) (o o) (o o) @(oo)@ [..] \ / \ / \ / [..]@@ \ | U /~~O~~\ /~~O~~\ /^^O^^\ U @@@ || \=<________\___.___\ __ \___v___/ _____/___=___/ ______>==/ ||@ || ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( || ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___|| |\====| | | | | | | | | | | | |====/| | \ | | |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| | | / | = * = = ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ = = * = ======================================================================= __________ ________| |________ | / |||||| \ | | ,' `. | | ,' `. | | ,' |||||||||||||||| `. | ,' /____________________\ `. /______________________________\ | | | | | | |________________________________| _ Seal _ |____________________------__| ,----------------------------------------------------, | [][][][][] [][][][][] [][][][] [][__] [][][][] | | | | [][][][][][][][][][][][][][_] [][][] [][][][] | | [_][][][][][][][][][][][][][ | [][][] [][][][] | | [][_][][][][][][][][][][][][]|| [] [][][][] | | [__][][][][][][][][][][][][__] [][][] [][][]|| | | [__][________________][__] [__][]|| | `----------------------------------------------------' File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/barney.txt Subject: barney. Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 20:14:30 -0500 (EST) From: CPL_DIAL01@FRONT1.cpl.org To: ekveland@online.no >From robert Tue Jan 4 10:08:15 1994 To: adam Subject: Barney XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXX XXXXX ///\\\ //\XXXX XXXXX ////\\\ ///\\ XXX XXXXX \\\\/// \\\//XXXXXX XXXX \\/ \// XXXXXXXXXXX XXXX XXXXXX XXXX XXX XXX XXX X XXXXX XXXXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXX XXXX XXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXXX XXXXX XXXXXX XXX XXXX XXX XXXX XX XXXXXXX XXXX XXX XXXXXX XXXX XXXXX XX XXXXXX XXXXXXX XXX XXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXXX XXXXX XXXX XXXXX XXX XXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXX XXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXX XXXX XXXXXXX XX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX XXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX XXXXXX XX XXXXX XXXXXX XXXX XXXXXXXX XX XXX XXX XXXX XXX XX X X XXXXX XXX XXXXXX XX XXXXX XXX XXX XX XXXXX XX XX XXXX XXXXX X X X XXXXX XXXXX X X X XXXXXX XX X X X X XX XXXXX XXX X X X X XXXXXX XX X XX X XXXXXX XX X XXXX X X XXXXXXX XX X XX##XX X X XXXXXXXX XX XX XX##XX X XX XXXXX X X XX XXXX X XX## XXXX XX XX XX XX## XXX XX XX XX X XX XXX XXX XXX XX XX X XXX XXX XXXX XXXX XX XX XXX XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXX XXXX XXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXXXX XXX XXX XX XX XXX XXX X XX XXX XXX XX XX XXX XXX XX XX XXX XXX XX XX XXX XXX XX X XXX XX XX X XXXX XX XXX X XXXXXXX XX X XXXXXXX XX XX XXX XXX XXX XXXX XXXXXX XXX XX XXX X XX XXX XX XXXX XXXX XX XXX XXX XXXXX XX XXX XXX XXXXXXXX X XXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX X XXXXX XXX XXXXX XXX XX XXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXX XXXXXX XXX XXX XXX XXXX XXX XXX XXX XXXX XXXXXXXX XXX XXXX XXX XXX XX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXX XXX XXXX XX XXXX XXXXXXX XXX XX XXXXX XXX X XXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXX XX XXXX XXXXXXX XXX XXX XXXXX XXXXXXXX XXX XXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXXX XXXXXXX XXX XXXXX XX XXXXXX X XXXXXX XXXX XXX File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/heart.txt From - Sun Feb 9 14:15:43 1997 Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!worldnet.att.net!uunet!in1.uu.net!192.89.123.24!nntp.inet.fi!news.funet.fi!ousrvr3.oulu.fi!stekt44!heikkis From: Heikki Seppanen Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Valentine-heart Date: Thu, 6 Feb 1997 02:24:51 +0200 Organization: University of Oulu Lines: 40 Message-ID: References: <5d6vcs$1i7@josie.abo.fi> NNTP-Posting-Host: stekt44.oulu.fi Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII X-Sender: heikkis@stekt44 In-Reply-To: <5d6vcs$1i7@josie.abo.fi> Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:17035 On 4 Feb 1997, Mathias R|nnlund INF wrote: >Last year about this time a got this ascii-heart from this newsgroup. It >was lika a real heart with text pointing to the aorta etc. Does anybody >have something similar because it was probably the best card I've ever sent. > > Party on, > Mathias... Here, I guess you meant this. I just happened to find it on http://www.chris.com/ascii_art_menu.html ,check that one out (and, of course, Lynx is the right web-browser for that one ;). | \ \ | |/ / | |\ `' ' / | ;'aorta \ / , pulmonary | ; _, | / / , arteries superior | | ( `-.;_,-' '-' , vena cava | `, `-._ _,-'_ |,-`. `.) ,<_,-'_, pulmonary ,' `. / ,' `;-' _, veins ; `./ /`, \-' | right / | ;\ |\ | atrium ;_,._|_, `, ' \ | \ \ ` `, ` __ ` \ left ;, \ ,' ` \, ventricle \_( ;, ;; | \ `;, ;; inferior | |`. `;;, ;' vena cava | | `-. ;;;;,;' | | |`-.._ ,;;;;;' | | | | ``';;;' FL aorta #################################################### Heikki Seppanen e-mail: heikkis@stekt.oulu.fi --------------- Address: Rakentajantie 5C 202 tel. (049)296 132 90570 OULU, FINLAND #################################################### File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dilbert.txt /\/\/\/\/\/\ < > | | | | | _ _ | -|_ / \/ \_ |- |I| \_/\_/ |I| -| / \ |- | \__/ | | | | | |__________| /___/\__/\___\ / | \| \ /\ |\ | _@|#_ / /\ | \| | | \/ / \ / | | \_/___/ \_/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/doggoat3.txt From - Tue Dec 17 19:44:29 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!csn!nntp-xfer-1.csn.net!magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu!NewsWatcher!user From: fulmer.4@osu.edu (Fipples) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: [pic] a dog -or is it a goat? Date: Mon, 16 Dec 1996 15:16:01 -0500 Organization: The Ohio State University Lines: 42 Message-ID: References: <19961213004100.TAA21850@ladder01.news.aol.com> <32B15FE4.58D7@wing.rug.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.146.91.43 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8958 In article <32B15FE4.58D7@wing.rug.nl>, Shimrod wrote: > Actually.... > > > > > /\\/ /,\ > > / / \ \ -------Goat Head > > \0 0 \/ ,---Sewed together with > > / | / ,-Dog body > > / __/ \_ ' / ,---Secret Compartment > > /() _/ \_.-'\_ / _____, / > > `-./| `) . .~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~\__,-' / > > / . . . . . . . . . . \ <-' > > | . . . . . . . / . . .|\ o > > ; . . | . . . . \ . . / \/\ > > \/ ,/ . . . . . \ . / \< > > /./~~|~|~~~~~~|~|\ .\ \ > > /./ |.| |.| `\.\ \ o > > /./ |.| |.| \.\ \-\ > > .-'.( .-'.| .-'.| .-'.\ \< > > jgs (,,,_) (,___) (,___) (,,,_/ \ ! > > |'''""._."'"""""'''""""""''"._."''''| \ \o | / \ / \ | \ |-D ^^^^^\ /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ /^^^^^ \ / \ ''''''''''^^^'''''''''''''''''''^^^''''''''''''''''''''''''' It's the Trojan Goat-Dog! -- .__ /\ \ .__ /:/^^/ /\__\ .___. /:/ / /:/__/ /::\ \ /:/ _/_/::\ \ /:/\:| | /:/_/\ \/\:\ \_/:/ /:| | \:\/:/^^/^^\:\/\ \:\/:/ / \::/__/ \::/^^\::/__/ \:\ \ /:/ / \:\ \ \:\__\ \/__/ \:\__\ \/__/ \/__/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/firstasciierik.txt From - Wed Apr 16 19:51:27 1997 Path: online.no!not-for-mail From: "Erik K. Veland" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: First Ascii art :) Date: Mon, 14 Apr 1997 07:40:24 +0200 Organization: Wigwam Internet Community [http://home.sol.no/kseide] Lines: 161 Message-ID: <3351C348.755@online.no> References: <01bc4603$9e52bd40$867e60cf@stgw.erols.com> <334EC693.4EAF@xs4all.nl> <5iphbk$mto$1@alpha8.curtin.edu.au> Reply-To: ekveland@online.no.spam.please NNTP-Posting-Host: bergen1328.online.no Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (Macintosh; I; 68K) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14154 edias@cc.curtin.edu.au wrote: > > joris bellenger writes: > > > > ___ ___ :::::::::::::::::::::::: > > [_ _] [_ _] _ > > /| ___$________S_ | \ > > / |-/ ____ [++| |+ > > <<<<<---<| |>____O)| > > \ |-\___ ________ _[++| |+ > > \| _$_ _S_ |_/ ::::::::::::::::::::::: > > [___] [___] b'ger > > > > >Hey!... I just realize... this is the first ascii-drawing I made. > >Guess what... I drew it a year ago: april '96 > >Happy birthday! little drawing. > >-- > > I would be interested in seeing other peoples first ascii drawings. > So how about it Joan, Morfina, llizard, Erik, Colin and all other > regular posters to . It can be like a little history of > our art in honour of B'gers first ascii Birthday :) Well, OK...since I guess ascii-lettering is not included here, here's my very first ascii drawing: And remember, I'm _not_ an ascii artist! reICareI reICareIC ICareICareICar ICareICareICare reICareICareICareI reICareICareICareIC CareICareICareICareICa reICareICareICareICareI ICarICareICareICareICareI ICareICareICareICareICareI ICarICareICareICareICareICare CareICareICareICareICareICare ICareICareICareICareICareICareI CareICareICareICareICareICareICa ICaICareICareICareICareICareICareI ICareICareICareICareICareICareICar eICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICar ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICar ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareIc eICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICa ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareI reICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICare ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICa reICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareIc ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICare reICareICareICareIICareICareICareICareIca ICareICareICareICareICareICareICarICa reICareICareICareICareICarICare areICareICareICareICareICa ICareICareICareICare areICareICareICa eICareICareI -ekv CareICar reIC eI I made this because, I got a request for a heart which said 'I care' I didn't have one, so I just created one... Here's my first line-art: . .. . : :: : i ii i | II | | II | ___| II |___ \ _II_ / \ \ / / \ \/ / \ / \ / \/ ___________ / /-\ \ \___________/ `-----------' | i i. i | |:I. I I | | I I :I | STEP 3 | I. I I | |,I I .I | | ! .! ! | -ekv \________/ Taken from 'Disinfect your computer' by me and Dan Strychalski: .___ ,__ . / ` ` ____ ` , __ / ` ___ ___ _/_ ` , __ ___. | | | ( | |' `. |__ .' ` .' ` | | |' `. .' ` | | | `--. | | | | |----' | | | | | | | /---/ / \___.' / / | | `.___, `._.' \__/ / / | `---| / \___/ _ _ _____ __ __ ____ ( \/ )( _ )( )( )( _ \ \ / )(_)( )(__)( ) / (__) (_____)(______)(_)\_) eeee eeeee eeeeeee eeeee e e eeeee eeee eeeee 8 8 8 88 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8e 8 8 8e 8 8 8eee8 8e 8 8e 8eee 8eee8e 88 8 8 88 8 8 88 88 8 88 88 88 8 88e8 8eee8 88 8 8 88 88ee8 88 88ee 88 8 By Erik Kambestad Veland Art by Dan Strychalski [dski] ...and Joan Stark [spunk1111] ___________________________________________________________________________ '--------------------------, |.________________________,| ||------------------------|| ||Defunct Operating System|| ||v6.22 || ||------------------------|| ||C:\>deltree windows || || || ||C:\>format C: /q /w_ || || || Disinfecting your computer, . . .|`------------------------'|. . .steps 1 and 2... _ - `-------------------------´ - _ .---------------------------------------------------. _ . _ | Dan Strychalski dski@cameonet.cameo.com.tw | .|\. - ./|-. | __ _________________________________======== | ' ' ` `-.. | [__] _-'.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. .-.-.`-_ |. 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File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dices.txt From - Wed Apr 16 19:46:02 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!hermod.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!sprint!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!news.maxwell.syr.edu!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!zetnet.co.uk!btnet-feed1!skynet.be!feed1.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!news-ge.switch.ch!serra.unipi.it!news.caspur.it!news.flashnet.it!usenet From: morfina@geocities.com (Morfina!!) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Dice Date: Fri, 11 Apr 1997 18:53:02 GMT Organization: Flashnet Message-ID: <33648838.8685075@news.flashnet.it> References: <3339A2AD.8C2@Augusta.Net> Reply-To: morfina@geocities.com NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp-150.flashnet.it Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Newsreader: Forte Agent .99g/32.339 Lines: 37 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14106 On Wed, 26 Mar 1997 14:26:53 -0800, David Cowan wrote: >I would like to know if anyone out there has an ascii pic of a pair >of dice? I would actually like a few to choose from, in a range of >sizes, but please, keep it down to less then about 15 lines...:) __ /\_\ \/_/ little dices __ /_/\ \_\/ (( _______ _______ /\O O\ /O /\ / \ \ / O /O \ / O \O____O\ )) ((/_____O/ \\ /O / \O O\ / \ / O / \O O\ O/ \/_____O/ \O____O\/ )) mrf )) (( rolling dices bye! #================================================>> http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/4149 HP BARMARIO: http://www.globenet.it/barmario _,..,_ | | _ _ __*| | | ,' /\"/\ >> /|/|(_)|_) |_ ||\| /| / / << /.__,-.",^y^." / ' | | \,| |' |/-+--/-/- '.___.'.oO.Oo morfina@geocities.com | . . #=mrf==================>> ~La vita Ë adesso~ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/howling_coyote.txt From - Mon Nov 25 22:14:34 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!newspump.sol.net!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Howling coyote Date: 25 Nov 1996 19:25:35 GMT Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.13) Lines: 38 Message-ID: <19961125192700.OAA20660@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader In article , Josephine Alemanno writes: >Dear folks, I'm in the market for a howling coyote. Maybe one on a >mountain howling at the moon. It can't be too big though. I wanna use it >for my sig. Can anyone help me out??? Thanks!! It would help me out if >y'all could send it to me. Thanks again! You know these little ones are SO difficult... give me a big ascii anyday! how's this? It's a little lame but it is pretty small... .-'''''-. .' `. : : : : : _/| : : =/_/ : `._/ | .' ( / ,|...-' \_/^\/||_ _/~ `""~ "" `\_ __/ -'/ `-._ `\_\__ /jgs /-'` `\ \ \-.\ -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/coplandfolder.txt $$$ $;IS$ $$SII;IS$ $ ISSII;IS$ $;; ISSII;IS$ $$$ $;;;; ISSII;IS$I;IS$ $;;;;;; ISSII;IIII;ISS $;;;;;;;; ISSIIIIIII;$ $;;;;;;;;;; SIIIIIIIIXS $;;;;;;;;;;;SSIIIIIIII$ $;;;;;;;;;;; ISSISSIIII$ $;;;;;;;;;;;;; ISSISSII;$ $;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;; I$II$ $;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; $I$ $;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;X$X$ $XI;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;X$X$ $SXI;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;X$X$ $SXI;;;;;;;;;;;;;;X$X$ $SXI;;;;;;;;;;;;X$X$ $SXI;;;;;;;;;;X$X$X $SXI;;;;;;;;X$X$XXX $SXI;;;;;;X$X$XXXXX $SXI;;;;X$X$XXXXXX $SXI;;X$X$XXXXXX $SXIX$X$XXXXX $SX$X$XXX $$$XX File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbthecurse4.txt Subject: Re: The Curse Date: Sat, 11 Jan 1997 03:39:01 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <970111015301_1342469237@emout07.mail.aol.com> On Sat, 11 Jan 1997 01:53:01 -0500 Peter Kwa writes: >Hi list, I hope you like this one. > > Please release me from my curse > Kiss me, and I will be an eagle > / _ > .oo <" ) > ( -) <( <) > " " ^^ >petecasso@aol.com > ... along the lines of Paul's thinking... _ _ ( Y ) kiss, kiss, smooch, peck... \ / _ .ooX<" ) ( -)<( <) " " ^^ .( * . .* . ) . . . POOF .* . '* . ( .) ' ` ( . * `\_ eek... he didn't say "eagle", he said "Elgy" ! {"o __ .' .( )' <" ) -'- <( <) ^^ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/drama.txt ,A g@@ A. d@V@ i@b iA` @ .A i@V@s dA` @ ,@@i i@ '*@Ws______mW@f @@ ]@@@ @] '^********f` @@@ g@!l@ @b . ,g @@@W ,W@[ l@ ]@ Mmmmmf ~**f^ @@^@@Wm_. _g@@` l@ M[ ^^ ^^ @@ ^*@@@@@@@@@@@f` l@ ]@i '[]` . '[]` @@ ~~~~~~~` l@ '@W |[ @@ _. l@ Y@i 'Ns . @@ _m@@m, g*~VWi l@ M@. ,. g@` ]@@ gP V, ' m- ` l@ '@W Vmmmmmm@f @@@. ~ m- g ' l@ '@b 'V***f g@A@W ' @ l@ '*W_ g@A`M@b g M_. l@ 'VMms___gW@@f @@. '- ~` W@ ~*****f~` @@. ,_m@Ws__ @@ '@@. gA~` ~~* ]@P M@s.'` g@A V@@Ws. __m@@A ~*M@@@@@@@@*` David Laundra File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cheese.txt From - Fri Feb 21 23:04:26 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.maxwell.syr.edu!worldnet.att.net!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: cheese? Date: Fri, 21 Feb 1997 15:50:54 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 29 Message-ID: <330DB64E.7E7@wing.rug.nl> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: wing2.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) To: The Virtual Kaleidoscope of Love Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11910 The Virtual Kaleidoscope of Love wrote: > > Does anyone have any ascii pics of cheese? Sig size please. By the way > all the stuff on this group is great! Except the Spams! Cheese __ / `-._ / ,-'\ / ,-' 0 | /,-' O o / | 0 o ,-' |8 O,-' |,-' -- _____ _ _ _ ,-'`. | __| |_|_|_____ ___ ___ _| | _ _ _ _ ___ ,'`.,-'`. |__ | | | | _| . | . | | \ / \ |\| ' | /`.,'`.,-'`. |_____|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |___|___| |_/ \_/ | | | (`./`-,'`.,-'`. _ _ _ _ _ _ \.\.( `,'`.,-' Herman Hiddema |_) /| |\| | / ` )`\ |.|`,' Venuslaan 147 c | /"| | | | \_, ,' \/`) /.| 9742 KN Groningen ,-'"`-. / \,'\/`( ( The Netherlands //// / @ @ \ \\\\ \,'`./`./`.\ tel. 050-5775373 \ :=| ,._,. |=: / \ ,'\ /\ ) mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl || ,\ \_../ /. || \ ,; \,' http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod/ ||','`-._))'`.`|| `: \.' `-' (/ `-' `./ Now there's a man who knows where his towel is! 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Date: 7 Apr 1997 12:31:26 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 144 Message-ID: <19970407123101.IAA09901@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <19970405192401.OAA18095@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:13868 my "very own cats" :) /) (( )) , //, /,\="=/,\ /` d b `\ =\:. Y .:/= /'***o***'\ ( ( ) ) jgs (,,)'-=-'(,,) , , |\."./| / _ _ \ / {|} {|} \ ______ \== Y ==/"'` `. /`-._^_.-'\ ,- . \ / ` \ / \ \ \ \.___./ /_ _\ / / jgs `, \ / ,' (,-----' / ""' '"" '------' , , |\."./| / _ _ \ / {|} {|} \ _ \== Y ==/ ( \ ;-._^_.-; ) ) / \_/ \ / / | (_) |/ / jgs /| | | |\/ | | | | | | \| |___| |/ '""' '""' _ |\_ \` ..\ __,.-" =__Y= jgs ." ) _ / , \/\_ ((____| )_-\ \_-` `-----'`-----` `--` |\=/| /6 6\ _ =\_Y_/= (( / ^ \ )) jgs /| | |\ // ( | | | )/ `"" ""` |\=/|.-"""-. /6 6\ \ =\_Y_/= (_ ;\ jgs _U//_/-/__/// /kit\ (( ^^^^^ ` |\=/| _ /6 6\ )) =\_Y_/= |\=/|.-"""-. 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Y ,= /^^^\ . / \ ) jgs ( )-( )/ "" "" _ ( \ \ \ / / |\\ / / .-`````-. / ^`-. \ \ / \_/ {|} `o \ \ / .---. \\ _ ,--' \ \/ / \, \( `^^^ \ \/\ (\ ) \ ) \ ) \ \ jgs ) /__ \__ ) (\ \___ (___)))__))(__))(__))) _ / ) / / / / /\ / / .-```-. / ^`-. \ \ / \_/ (|) `o \ \ / .-. \\ _ ,--' \ \/ / ) \( `^^^ \ \/ ( ) \ ) ) / jgs ) /__ | (__ (___))) (__))) -joan spunk1111@juno.com http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cup.txt From - Thu Feb 20 19:42:09 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.nacamar.de!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!news.maxwell.syr.edu!worldnet.att.net!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Mugs/Coffee Cups Date: Thu, 20 Feb 1997 12:41:55 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 34 Message-ID: <330C3883.2C1A@wing.rug.nl> References: <5ed4g5$6s5@mtc1.mtcnet.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: wing1.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) To: Robert Vandermeer Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:11849 Robert Vandermeer wrote: > > Could someone if someone when someone...whatever. > > I need pctures of coffee mugs...any help would be much apprecaited. > Thanks. Here's mine: ( ( ) ,). (,-.) |`-'|-. | |,' hh | | `-' SeeYa, -- _____ _ _ _ ,-'`. | __| |_|_|_____ ___ ___ _| | _ _ _ _ ___ ,'`.,-'`. |__ | | | | _| . | . | | \ / \ |\| ' | /`.,'`.,-'`. |_____|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |___|___| |_/ \_/ | | | (`./`-,'`.,-'`. _ _ _ _ _ _ \.\.( `,'`.,-' Herman Hiddema |_) /| |\| | / ` )`\ |.|`,' Venuslaan 147 c | /"| | | | \_, ,' \/`) /.| 9742 KN Groningen ,-'"`-. / \,'\/`( ( The Netherlands //// / @ @ \ \\\\ \,'`./`./`.\ tel. 050-5775373 \ :=| ,._,. |=: / \ ,'\ /\ ) mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl || ,\ \_../ /. || \ ,; \,' http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod/ ||','`-._))'`.`|| `: \.' `-' (/ `-' `./ Now there's a man who knows where his towel is! File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/iso8859-1.txt From - Fri Mar 7 19:25:45 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!gsl-stkh-ns.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!spring.edu.tw!feeder.seed.net.tw!reader.seed.net.tw!!dski From: dski@cameonet.cameo.com.tw Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Looking for ASCII character map.... Date: 7 Mar 1997 07:28:03 GMT Organization: Cameo Communications, Inc. Lines: 48 Message-ID: <5fog23$fo7@reader.seed.net.tw> NNTP-Posting-Host: 192.72.104.4 Originator: dski@ Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12468 Linda Potter (Linda.P206@worldnet.att.net) wrote -- > It had been in my Windows3.1 system, but is no longer in win95.... Hardly surprising. Murkyslough caters to know-nothings. They're trying to pull the rest of us down to that level, so watch out.... > Is there a .txt file available that show what alt+ keys do what > characters?? Or can someone send me (or post) a windows char map?? Whoah! Your subject line says *ASCII* character map. Alt plus 128 and up on the numeric keypad will produce only *non-ASCII* characters. If Alt and any letter key produces a character, you can bet it won't be an ASCII character, either. Don't use dem characters here! > Puuuullllleeeeze!!! Oh, all right. Here is an ASCII map of the non-ASCII characters that you can use on most parts of the Internet. 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' .::\.OO####O#::;;;;;;;;;;;;::O#O@OO.::::::::://:: .:::.O\########O#O::;;;::O#OO#O###@OO.:;;;;;;;;//:, .:/;:.OO#\#########OO#OO#OO########@OO.:;;;;;;;;;//: .://;;.OO###\##########O#############@OO.:;;;;;;;;//:. ;//;;;;.O'//;;;;;;\##################@OO.:;;;;;;;;//:.. ;//:;;;;:.//;;;;;;;;;#################@OO.:;;;;;;;;;//.. ;;//:;;;:://;;;;;;;;;################@OO.:/;;;;;;;;;//.. `;;;;;:::::::ooOOOoo#\############@OOO.;;//;;;;;;;;;//.o, .;,,,.OOOOO############\#######@OOO.;;;//;;;;;;;;;;//;.OO, //;;.oO##################@\OOO.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;//;.oO#O, //;;;;O##############@OOO=;;;;//;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;//;.oO##Oo //::;;O#########@OOOOO=;;;;;;;//;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;////;.oO####OO .n.n.n.n`;O########@OOOOO=;;;;;;;;;;///;;;;////////';oO########OO .%%%%%%%%%,;;########@=;;;;=;;;;///////////////':::::::::.a######@ /%%%%%%%%%%.;;;;""""=:://:::::::::::::::::\::::::::::::://:.####@' /%%%%%%%%%//.;' =:://:::::::::::::::::::\::::::::::://:.###@' /%%%%%%%%//' =:://::::::::;:::::::::::\:::::::://:.##@' /%%%%%%/ =:://:::;;:::::::::::::::\::::::::' '''' '''''' ''''''''''''''''\'''' \ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fonts.txt Subject: fonts Date: Fri, 13 Dec 1996 17:22:26 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com To: ekveland@online.no References: <19961210.230358.6903.1.spunk1111@juno.com>      <32B1870B.3280@online.no> >> joan8- lower case printing... << _ |_ _ _| _ .-. _ |_ ' ' |_, | ,_,_, ,_ _ (_| |_) (_ (_| (/_ |- (_| | | | | | \ | | | | | | (_) | ,_| ,_| _ _ ,_ _ -|- __ |_) (_| | _/_) | |_| \/ |_|_| >< \/ /_ | | ,_/ same thing but embellished... ,__, ,__, ,__, ,__, ,__, _ |_ _ _| _ .-. _ |_ ' ' |_, | ,_,_, ,_ _ (_| |_) (_ (_| (/_ |- (_| | | | | | \ | | | | | | (_) ,_| ,_| ,_| \__, |__, |__, ,__, _ _ ,_ _ -|- __ |_) (_| | _/_) | |_| \/ (_|_) >< \/ /_ | |__, ,__/ >> joan9- capital curves << ___, ___, ____ ____, ____, ____, (-|_\_, (-|_) (-/ ` (-| \ (-|_, (-|_, _| ) _|__) \___, _|__/ _|__, _| ( ( ( ( ( ____ __ _, ____, ____, __ _, __ (-/ `_, (-|__| (-| (-| (-|_/ (-| \___) _| |_, _|__, _ | _| \_, _|__, ( ( (__/ ( ( _____, ____, ____, ___, ____, ___, (-| | | (-| | (-/ \ (-|_) (-/ \ (-|_) _| | |_, _| |_, \__/ _| \__\_, _| \_, ( ( ( ( ____ ____, __ _, __ _, __ _, (-(__` (-| (-| | (-\ | (-| | | ____) _| |__|_, \| _|_|_| ( ( ( _ __, __ _, ___, (-\_/ (-\ | (- / _/ \_, \| ,/__, ( (__/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/elks2line.txt From - Sun Dec 8 23:23:58 1996 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!ifi.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!news.nacamar.de!news-kar1.dfn.de!news.coli.uni-sb.de!uniol!newssrv2.hrz.uni-oldenburg.de!newsserver.rrzn.uni-hannover.de!news.dkrz.de!news.rrz.uni-hamburg.de!news From: "A. Beckmann" Newsgroups: de.talk.jokes,de.talk.jokes.d,alt.ascii-art Subject: Mini-Elche in nur 2 Zeilen [mini elks in 2 lines] Followup-To: de.talk.jokes.d Date: Thu, 05 Dec 1996 13:52:32 +0100 Organization: - Lines: 79 Message-ID: <32A6C58F.167E@informatik.fh-hamburg.de> NNTP-Posting-Host: fbi005.informatik.fh-hamburg.de Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; OSF1 V4.0 alpha) Xref: online.no de.talk.jokes:9116 de.talk.jokes.d:1723 alt.ascii-art:8544 / [This posting is in german language with english \ | translations for the readers of alt.ascii-art] | \ F'up to de.talk.jokes.d gesetzt. / Hier ist die Loesung: Der einfache Mini-Elch [The classic mini elk] ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) trauriger Mini-Elch [sad elk] v-v-v-@@-v-v-v (..) Mini-Elch mit Brille [elk with glasses] ^-^-^\OO/^-^-^ (..) weiblicher Mini-Elch (mit Ohrringen) [female elk] ^-^-^"@@"^-^-^ d {..} b Theo "Elch" Waigel [elk with (Hmm, sieht irgendwie gut aus mit "o mit Tilde drauf") ^-^-^-žž-^-^-^ (..) verschnupfter Mini-Elch [elk with bad cold] ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (.,) Mini-Elch raucht Pfeife [elk smoking pipe] ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..)__™ Mini-Elch, alternative Darstellung der Mundpartie [alternative mouth] ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ \../ Mini-Ech-Baby : Der erste 1zeilige Elch! [elk baby in 1 line] ^-^-'¸`-^-^ Elch-Herde, passend in eine 4zeilige Signatur [elk signature] ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) (..) (..) (..) Das sollte als Anregung reichen, eigene Modifikationen sind hiermit ausdruecklich erwuenscht. Jedem sein eigener Elch! Bis neulich... Arno -- .sigature V2.81 ------______ http://www.realcity-germany.com Arno Beckmann ------______ Die Online-Einkaufsstadt mailto:beckma_a@informatik.fh-hamburg.de ------______ Werbung http://www.germany.net/teilnehmer/100/17506/index.htm ------______ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/hats.txt From - Wed Apr 16 20:09:59 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news.maxwell.syr.edu!ott.istar!n4tor.istar!news.istar.net!news3.idirect.com!lagoon.idirect.com!azurenet25.idirect.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca (llizard) Subject: Re: May I borrow a hat from you? Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsmaster: Laszlo Herczeg (las@idirect.com) Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 55 Organization: via Internetdirect, Canada; zone 5 (or is it 6A?) X-Client-Port: 1998 Message-ID: <3353DFB4.3E55@freent.toronto.on.ca> References: <3352879E.34E5@iaehv.nl> X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01 (Win95; I) X-Nntp-Posting-Host: lagoon.idirect.com Date: 15 Apr 97 20:06:25 UTC Lines: 55 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14226 Joan Delisse wrote: > > It's raining here in the Netherlands. So, would you give me a hat, > please > Yours, > > Joan (The white prince ((/\\\)) > on the beautiful horse), (( = _ )) > and still working on _: |o| |-| :_ > a new image. (.' '-'()'-' '.) > :(--.______.--): > `.... -- ....' /v\ ejm97 _|___|_ Oh, I see it is perhaps too small. Here is a larger hat: _ _ / v \ / \ ejm97 ___|_______|___ And perhaps you'd like an umbrella too: . _|_ .-' '-. / \ ^^^^^|^^^^^ | ejm97 \_/ Please note that this umbrella is NOT small. You are just seeing it from far away. ha ,^ ha -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ha ha / " " / NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ______ , | MAIL |=%^^ > |_BOX__|__ / > || " > llizard aka ejm || > cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca || > _||_ '^ " File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/airplane.txt Subject: Re: New ascii Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 21:28:51 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: On Tue, 15 Apr 1997 15:53:13 -0400 Byron Scott writes: > > Nice one ASCII man!! Got any more small aerospace planes, space >ships, helicopters? Some airplanes that I have done: -=[ small airplane ]=- 2/97 _ -=\`\ |\ ____\_\__ -=\c`""""""" "`) jgs `~~~~~/ /~~` -==/ / '-' -=[ clouds ]=- 2/97 _ _ ( ` )_ ( ) `) (_ (_ . _) _) _ ( ) _ . ( ` ) . ) ( _ )_ (_, _( ,_)_) (_ _(_ ,) | _ _ \ _ / ( ` )_ -= (_) =- ( ) `) / \ (_ (_ . _) _) | _ -=\`\ |\ ____\_\__ -=\c`""""""" "`) `~~~~~/ /~~` -==/ / '-' _ ( ) _, _ . ( ` ) . ) ( ( _ )_ (_, _( ,_)_) jgs (_(_ _(_ ,) -=[ biplane ]=- 3/97 __/\__ `==/\==` ____________/__\____________ /____________________________\ __||__||__/.--.\__||__||__ /__|___|___( >< )___|___|__\ _/`--`\_ jgs (/------\) >Oh yeah do you have a program that converts a picture >(jpg, bmp, ect.) into ASCII art? Is that ASCII art? :/ >If you I would love to get my hands on >it forward it to me thanks. About the ASCII art, do you have anything >that would look nice under my signature. I new to the list so I'd like to >say hi to everyone. Hi and B-bye :) > >************************************************************************ >Byron Velasquez Aerospace Engineering Major >Polytechnic University Email >Adress:bvelas01@utopia.poly.edu >************************************************************************ Hi Byron- welcome to the list... :) >> >> >> (--------v--------) >> __ __ __|__ >> (@)______(::( |@\_ >> `-------\___________) >> __|___|___, M.K.'97 nice heli, MK... -joan -- __ / \ , , _._ _ |oo| _ / \__/ \ _|||| ((/ () \)) / \ |||||/| ( ==== ) |oo| ...have a grand day out... \____/ _`\ /'_ / \ / /.-' /\<>/\ `\.( () )_._ joan stark | ` / \/ \ /`'--'////) spunk1111@juno.com \__,-'`| |. |\/ |/\/\|"\"` jgs | |. | \___/\___/ visit my ASCII Art Gallery: | |. | | | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/calculator.txt From - Sat Dec 21 10:29:34 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-paris.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!howland.erols.net!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!mindspring!uunet!in1.uu.net!208.206.176.15!dimensional.com!news.wizard.com !news.ici.net!olson From: olson@ici.net (Jeremy J. Olson) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Calculator Date: Fri, 20 Dec 1996 22:45:31 -0500 Organization: Uh oh... was I supposed to be in one of these? Lines: 83 Message-ID: References: <32baf7df.1142245@news.erols.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: d-ma-taunton-8.ici.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Summary: Just the rantings of a madman Computer: Macintosh 6300CD (16MB/100MHz) Web-Page: http://www.ici.net/cust_pages/olson/olson.html X-Newsreader: Yet Another NewsWatcher 2.3.4 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9172 In article <32baf7df.1142245@news.erols.com>, steve99@POBoxes.com wrote: ~ Has anyone seen an ASCII of a calculator? Especially of one of those ~ graphing calculators (From Texas Instruments) that you use in school. ~ Please e-mail them to me or post, thanks! Here's some I can do... _____________________ | _________________ | | | / | | | | /\ / | | | | /\ / \ / | | | | / \/ \/ | | | |/ JO | | | |_________________| | | __ __ __ __ __ __ | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | ___ ___ ___ ___ | | | 7 | 8 | 9 | | + | | | |___|___|___| |___| | | | 4 | 5 | 6 | | - | | | |___|___|___| |___| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | | x | | | |___|___|___| |___| | | | . | 0 | = | | / | | | |___|___|___| |___| | |_____________________| (Graphing Calculator) _____________________ | _________________ | | | JO 3.141592654 | | | |_________________| | | __ __ __ __ __ __ | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | ___ ___ ___ ___ | | | 7 | 8 | 9 | | + | | | |___|___|___| |___| | | | 4 | 5 | 6 | | - | | | |___|___|___| |___| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | | x | | | |___|___|___| |___| | | | . | 0 | = | | / | | | |___|___|___| |___| | |_____________________| (Scientific Calculator) _____________________ | _________________ | | | JO 0. | | | |_________________| | | ___ ___ ___ ___ | | | 7 | 8 | 9 | | + | | | |___|___|___| |___| | | | 4 | 5 | 6 | | - | | | |___|___|___| |___| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | | x | | | |___|___|___| |___| | | | . | 0 | = | | / | | | |___|___|___| |___| | |_____________________| (Regular Calculator) Jeremy J. Olson b d http://www.ici.net/cust_pages/olson/olson.html U \u/ [Insert your own clever quote here] File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/firstasciiveronicakarlsson.txt From - Fri Apr 18 20:47:55 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!uninett.no!news.algonet.se!uab.ericsson.se!erix.ericsson.se!newsfeed2.luth.se!news.luth.se!not-for-mail From: Veronica Karlsson Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: First Ascii art :) Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 11:13:46 +0200 Organization: University of Lulea, Sweden Lines: 19 Message-ID: <33573B4A.2781E494@sm.luth.se.nospam> NNTP-Posting-Host: my21.sm.luth.se Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01 (X11; I; SunOS 4.1.4 sun4m) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14367 At first ascii art was something that I used to describe things in old lab reports and to make my email a little bit more interesting... The result of it is that all of those early tries are long since gone. This cat is probably the oldest picture that I have kept: /\/\ ________________________/ @@ \ -------. _________ > ____/< |||| |||| |||| |||| -- :) Veronica Karlsson ( e93-vkn@sm.luth.se http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ) ( llizard's animation site: http://jota.sm.luth.se:80/~e93-vkn/docs/ ) File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/birdwire.txt Subject: Birds on a wire Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 19:22:50 -0500 From: "Clyde W. Watson" Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART I'm not done with this but I thought I would forward it to the list before I got sidetracked. -Clyde __ O> O> O> O> O> __ O> O> O> O> O> __ -----||--\/)--\/)--\/)--\/)--\/)--||--\/)--\/)--\/)--\/)--\/)--||---- -----||---"----"----"----"----"---||---"----"----"----"----"---||---- -----||---------------------------||---------------------------||---- || || || """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/faces.txt . .. ....:;.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'., . ....:..:::___________really looking ascii ; . ... .. ..;\_the_____/____cool____ ____ ______ : . . .. ..:: | __) \__ \ _/ ___\/ __ \/ ___/ ; .. .....; | \ / __ \\ \__\ ___/\___ \ : . .. .. .: \___ / (____ /\___ >___ >____ > ; . . .. ...; by \/Erik K. \/ \/ \/ \/ : .. .... ....: ^L^ Veland ; . .. ...; \_/ : . .. ..'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'; WICKED ASCII ART: the largest collection of Ascii Art on the web... -[happy ^L^ \_/ -[angry ~L~ /^\ -[sad ^L^ /~\ -[uncertain 'J' .- -[small o,o ___ -[suprised O.O O -[winking 0,- \_/ -[satisfied ¨L¨ \_/ -[cool hair-cut \|/ ¨J¨ \_/ -[not satisfied with the hair-cut \U/ ~*~ /^\ -[big lips (.)(.) /_ (____) -[far out X,X /\/ -[even further out... ._. / \ |RIP| ,|.,.|:.; -[best-in-class-but-no-luck-with-the-girls ||||| -O-O- L (--) -[full body view (from a far distance) . -[a crowd (from a far distance) :.:.: -[hmmm...that could be a crown, here's a king :.:.: -,- \_/ -[and a queen :.:.: -,- \_/ -[and their cat... :...: -.- (---) -[darn... >_< -[me... http://home.sol.no/kseide/Ascii/erik.asc -[the invisible man -[a cow , . ((____)) \ oo / \../ \/ -[an unfinished drawing ^L \_ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/4lines.txt From - Sun Nov 17 16:40:08 1996 Path: online.no!nntp-oslo.UNINETT.no!nntp-trd.UNINETT.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!feed1.news.erols.com!phase2.worldnet.att.net!netnews.worldnet.att.net!uunet!in3.uu.net!news2.jaring.my!usenet From: Tissue Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: bats Date: Sun, 17 Nov 1996 21:12:44 +0800 Organization: Unconfigured Lines: 40 Message-ID: <328F0F4B.49@pl.jaring.my> References: <56murh$l89@osprey.global.co.za> Reply-To: ycteng@pl.jaring.my NNTP-Posting-Host: j2.jhb3.jaring.my Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0Gold (Win95; I) ========================================= i dunno wat a bat really look like... Duh...hope this helps... :P ,_, -1 *-._W_,-* -2 `-;-;-' -3 " " -4 4 lines...just nice 4 a sig. ========================================= mmm...change a few char and voila a ship _<_ -1 (_|_( -2 \-._|_,-, -3 `-----' -4 ========================================= haha...this is fun...mmm...change a few char again... and wat do we have??? er...a cat??? \~_ _~/ -1 "(@|@)" -2 ".-.o,-." -3 "` `-' '" -4 ========================================= __________ ___ /<_______]*)__________/%%Z |(E===E===E::::::::::::###\ \oo ^-^-^ ( ~~~ (\oo_______) ) " ( Teng Yee Chiew aka Tissue ) ycteng@pl.jaring.my ( p9612424@sp.ac.sg @ "Let's Rock & Roll !" File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/flame.txt ) ( ( ( ( ) () @@ ) (( ( ( ( )( @@ ( )) ) ( ( ( ( ()( /---\ (()( ( _______ ) ) )(@ !O O! )@@ ( ) ) ) < ____) ) ( ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( ) /--| |( o| ( ) ) ((@@(@@ !o! @@@@(@@@@@)() ( | > \___| ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( ) | /---------+ (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@( . | | \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ . . | \ \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @ . | \ \----+--\-))) @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. . | |\______|_)))/ . @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . . \__========== * . @@ /MM /\O O/\ MM\ @@@@@@@. . | |-\ \ ( . @ !!! !! \-/ !! !!! @@@@@ . | | \ \ ) . . @@@@ !! !! .(. @. .. . | | \ \ ( / .( . \)). ( |O )( O! @@@@ . ) . | | / / ) ( )). (( .) !! ((( !! @@ (. ((. . . | | / / () )) )) .( ( ( ) ). ( !! )( !! ) (( )) .. | |_< / ( ) ( ( ) ) (( ) )).) ((/ | ( | \( )) ((. ). ____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_ C.T.Hart File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbthefinalcurse.txt Subject: Re: King Frogstein and Queen Birdstein Date: Sun, 12 Jan 1997 18:41:31 -0500 From: Peter Kwa Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART >>18 18 >>19 .( * . _ 19 >>20 .* . ) . <" ) 20 >>21 . . POOF . * <( <) 21 >>22 '* . ( . ' ^^ 22 >>23 23 >>24 Oops! Now you got cursed too! 24 >>25 / 25 >>26 .oo oo. ?! 26 >>27 ( -) (- ) 27 >>28 " " " " 28 >>29WWWWWW10WWWWWWWW20WWWWWWWW30WWWWWWWW40WWWWWWWW50WWWWWWWW60W63 > >Errr shouldn't birdstein be the one going POOF! ? > >(It would be a pity to change though, the visual 'body language' of >birdstein is perfect. I marvel at how much can be conveyed with a few >keystrokes. Congratulations Peter, these drawings are delightful.) How about 2 POOFs, one for Frogstein and one for Birdstein. I hope you like the facial expression of Frogstein too when Birdstein POOFs. Tell me of anything funny in your everyday life, fact or fiction, and perhaps that can be used for a cartoon, that we all can enjoy! 01WWWWWW10WWWWWWWW20WWWWWWWW30WWWWWWWW40WWWWWWWW50WWWWWWWW60W63 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, The Curse 03 04 by Pete Casso 970112 04 05 05 06 Please release me from my curse 06 07 Kiss me, and I will be an eagle 07 08 / _ 08 09 .oo <" ) 09 10 ( -) <( <) 10 11 " " ^^ 11 12 12 13 *smooch* 13 14 _ 14 15 .oo<" ) 15 16 ( -) <) 16 17 " " ^^ 17 18 18 19 .( * . _ 19 20 .* . ) . <" ) 20 21 . . POOF . * <( <) 21 22 '* . ( . ' ^^ 22 23 23 24 ,, .( * . 24 25 !? .@@ .* . ) . 25 26 ( O) . . POOF . * 26 27 " " '* . ( . ' 27 28 28 29 Uh! Oh! Now you too got the curse! 29 30 / 30 31 .oo oo. ?! 31 32 ( -) (- ) 32 33 " " " " 33 34WWWWWW10WWWWWWWW20WWWWWWWW30WWWWWWWW40WWWWWWWW50WWWWWWWW60W63 File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/firstasciijoan.txt From - Wed Apr 16 19:53:42 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!uninett.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: First Ascii art :) Date: 16 Apr 1997 06:31:10 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 53 Message-ID: <19970416063101.CAA15570@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <5iphbk$mto$1@alpha8.curtin.edu.au> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14246 In article <5iphbk$mto$1@alpha8.curtin.edu.au>, edias@cc.curtin.edu.au writes: >I would be interested in seeing other peoples first ascii drawings. My first??? Yuck! Most met their demise at the hands of my delete button... I believe that this fish and sig were my first... ___ ___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / ooooooooooooooo/ __/ _ \ | | \| | |/ /| | | | |SPUNK1111 / \ ~~ ~~ ~/\O ~^ \__ \ _/ | | .` | . < | | | | |@juno.com <')_=< ~^~ ^~"~ ~~ ~~/___/_| \___/_|\_|_|\_\|_|_|_|_| @aol.com \_/ ooooooooooooooo *****joan*stark***** \ I did this rabbit (I cringe looking at it now) sometime last July I think... __ / \ | /| \ | ||_/ | || /\ | || / | | || / |\ | | || |__/|| | | || || | | || || | | || / ~~~ \ | ^ ^ | | (o) (o) | \ ! / >\ ^ /< \_________/ (\ /) ( >o< ) (/ \)jgs the first big one I ever did was a dragon which I've since rediddled and deleted the original. The original is on the alt.dragons ascii art webpage. That was my first ever "publication" or reposting of my artwork. It took me over a week to make. To put that into perspective, most of the ones I made now take about 20 minutes. (longer for the larger ones- the new cock-a-too took an hour) And now I'm "hooked" :) -joan (and another early sig) -- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooojgs __~~ _- ~~ -~~~-_/\O_~~ ~~__~~ _-~_ __ / \ ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| | / / / /\_\ | _ \ | | | | | \ | | | | / / / \ \_ | | \ \ | | | | | \ | | | |/ / <')=< \_ \ | |_/ | | | | | | | \| | | < \` __ \ \ | __/ | | | | | |\ | | | |\ \ Spunk1111 \ \/ / | | | |__| | | | \ | | | \ \@juno.com \__/ |_| \______/ |_| \_| |_| \_\@aol.com From - Wed Apr 16 19:54:23 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!uninett.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: First Ascii art :) Date: 16 Apr 1997 06:31:10 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 53 Message-ID: <19970416063101.CAA15570@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <5iphbk$mto$1@alpha8.curtin.edu.au> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14246 In article <5iphbk$mto$1@alpha8.curtin.edu.au>, edias@cc.curtin.edu.au writes: >I would be interested in seeing other peoples first ascii drawings. My first??? Yuck! Most met their demise at the hands of my delete button... I believe that this fish and sig were my first... ___ ___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / ooooooooooooooo/ __/ _ \ | | \| | |/ /| | | | |SPUNK1111 / \ ~~ ~~ ~/\O ~^ \__ \ _/ | | .` | . < | | | | |@juno.com <')_=< ~^~ ^~"~ ~~ ~~/___/_| \___/_|\_|_|\_\|_|_|_|_| @aol.com \_/ ooooooooooooooo *****joan*stark***** \ I did this rabbit (I cringe looking at it now) sometime last July I think... __ / \ | /| \ | ||_/ | || /\ | || / | | || / |\ | | || |__/|| | | || || | | || || | | || / ~~~ \ | ^ ^ | | (o) (o) | \ ! / >\ ^ /< \_________/ (\ /) ( >o< ) (/ \)jgs the first big one I ever did was a dragon which I've since rediddled and deleted the original. The original is on the alt.dragons ascii art webpage. That was my first ever "publication" or reposting of my artwork. It took me over a week to make. To put that into perspective, most of the ones I made now take about 20 minutes. (longer for the larger ones- the new cock-a-too took an hour) And now I'm "hooked" :) -joan (and another early sig) -- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooojgs __~~ _- ~~ -~~~-_/\O_~~ ~~__~~ _-~_ __ / \ ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo| | / / / /\_\ | _ \ | | | | | \ | | | | / / / \ \_ | | \ \ | | | | | \ | | | |/ / <')=< \_ \ | |_/ | | | | | | | \| | | < \` __ \ \ | __/ | | | | | |\ | | | |\ \ Spunk1111 \ \/ / | | | |__| | | | \ | | | \ \@juno.com \__/ |_| \______/ |_| \_| |_| \_\@aol.com File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/joanfish.txt \ ' o ' /\ o \ o >=)'> ' /\ ' \/ \ >=)'> ~ / /\ \/ ~ >=)'> / . \/ / ...AQUATIC CREATURES... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * dolphins * sharks * fish * shells * lobster * whale * seahorse * swimmers (link to swimming page) * mermaids (link to mythical page) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> dolphin (tiny) << 10/96 , __)\_ (\_.-' a`-. jgs (/~~````(/~^^` -=[ dolphin ]=- 12/96 , __)\___ _.-' .`-. jgs .'/~~```"~z/~'"` ^^ ~ fish ~ ~MY AQUARIUM OF FISH~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ . ` / . ,../... . . . / `\ / . \ . o < ' ) =< /\ . \ \ / \ . __ >=)'> `'\'"'"' /o \/ \/ . / o /, \__/\ .:/ / . /--\ / / <')=< . ,,///;, ,;/ ::::::::;;\\\ \ \_/ . ''\\\\\'' ';\ ( \ . __ ) <'_>< ( ( ( ,/.. ` ) ) ( ) <') `=< ) ( ( ) ( ``\``` ( ) _____)_____(____)______________________________________)____(_______jgs_ ( some of the fish in here are my creations, 3 are not... from left to right- yes is my original work, no is someone elses... yes, no, yes, yes/yes (tie), yes, yes, no, and no) ~ more fish ~ (my first ascii drawing was one of these fish!) ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~ ~ ~ \ ' o ' /\ o \ o >=)'> ' /\ ' \/ \ >=)'> ~ / /\ \/ ~ >=)'> / . \/ ) / ( ~ ) ) } ~ ( ( ( { ) ) ) } } . ( ( ( { { /^^^^^^^^^^^^jgs ^^^^^^^^^\ / ^^^^^^^^^ ** angel fish ** 10/96 ______ `""-. `````-----.....__ `. . . `-. : . . `. , : . . _ : : `. : (@) `._ `. `..' . =`-. .__} ; . = ~ : .-" .' .'`. . . =.-' `._ .' : .' : . .' ' .' . . . .-' jgs .'____....----''.'=.' "" .'.' ''"'` >> lobster << 10/96 ,.---. ,,,, / _ `. \\\\ / \ ) |||| /\/``-.__\/ ::::/\/_ {{`-.__.-'(`(^^(^^^(^ 9 `.=========' {{{{{{ { ( ( ( ( (-----:= {{.-'~~'-.(,(,,(,,,(__6_.'=========. ::::\/\ |||| \/\ ,-'/\ jgs //// \ `` _/ ) '''' \ ` / `---'' >> seahorse << 10/96 , , /^\ ___ /^\_/ `...' /` ,__\ ,' ~ ( ,___\ ,, ., \ \___ \\\ .'.' .-. ) .'.-\\\`.`. '.-. ( / (==== ."". ( o ) \ ,/u `~~~'| / `-' ) "")^u ^u^|~| `""". ~_ / /^u ^u ^\~\ ". \\ _ /u^ u ^u ~\ ". \\ ( \ )^ ^U ^U ^U\~\ ". \\ (_ (\ /^U ^ ^U ^U ~| ". `\ (_ _ \ )U ^ U^ ^U ^|~| ". `\. (_ = _(\ \^ U ^U ^ U^ ~| ".`.; (_ -( _\_)U ^ ^ U^ ^|~| "" (_ = ( ^ U^ U^ ^ U ~| (_ - ( ~ = ^ U ^U U ^|~/ (_ = (_^U^ ^ U^ U / (_- ~_(/ \^ U^ ^U^," (_ = _/ |^ u^u." (_ (/ |u^ u.( (__/ )^u^ u/ /u^ u^( |^ u^ u/ |u^ u^( ____ |^u^ u( .-' `-, \^u ^ \ / ' .---. \ jgs \^ u^u\ | ' ` ; | \u^u^u:` . `-' ; | `-.^ u`._ _.'^'./ "-.^.-```_=~._/ `"------"' ~ happy shark/O*H*I*O Masters Swim Team Mascot ~ 9/96 o ___.. , __..--''__ ( .'; o __.-------.-' `--..__ .' ; _.--' 0) .--._ ``--...____.' .' ( _. )). .__.-'' < `````---....._____.....- -..___ _____...--'-.'. jgs `-.___.' ``````` `.; ` >> shark << 10/96 __ o /' ) /' ( , __/' ) .' `; o _.-~~~~' ``---..__ .' ; _.--' b) ``--...____.' .' ( _. )). `-._ < `vvvvvvv-)-.....___.- `-. __...--'-.'. `^^^^^'-------.....`-.___.'----... .' `.; jgs `-` ` >> shark << 10/96 __ o /' ) /' ( , __/' ) .' `; o _.-~~~~' ``---..__ .' ; _.--' b) ``--...____.' .' ( _. )). `-._ < `\|\|\|\|)-.....___.- `-. __...--'-.'. `---......_______,,,`.___.'----... .' `.; jgs `-` ` -=[ small shark ]=- 12/96 , -, )\______) \___ jgs /.-.,_ )) a`. ` "'/ /----""` "` @@ shell- whelk @@ 11/96 /\ {.-} ;_.-'\ { _.}_ \.-' / `, \ | / \ | ,/ jgs \|_/ @@ shell- ark @@ 11/96 _.---._ .'"".'/|\`.""'. : .' / | \ `. : '.' / | \ `.' `. / | \ .' jgs `-.__|__.-' @@ shell- clam @@ 11/96 _.---._ .:":_'-.-`_:":. :`.`._'-.-'_.'.': '`.`._`-.-'_.'.'' `.`-.`-.-'.-'.' jgs `._`-.-'_.' `'''` @@ shell- scallop @@ 11/96 _.-''|''-._ .-' | `-. .'\ | /`. .' \ | / `. \ \ | / / `\ \ | / /' `\ \ | / /' `\ \ | / /' jgs _.-`\ \ | / /'-._ {_____`\\|//'_____} `-' >> whale << 10/96 . . '.-:-.` ' : ` .-----: .' `. , / (o) \ jgs \`._/ ,__) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To Birds, To Home Page File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/devils_fork.txt Subject: devils_fork. Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 20:16:22 -0500 (EST) From: CPL_DIAL01@FRONT1.cpl.org To: ekveland@online.no ,a, ,ad8""Y8a, ,ad8"" "Y8a, ,ad8"" "Y8a, ,ad8"" "Y8a, ,ad8"" ,ad8a, "Y8a, ,ad8"" ,ad8"" 8"Y8a, "Y8a, ,ad8"" ,ad8"" 8 "Y8a, "Y8a, ,ad8"" ,ad8"" 8 "Y8a, "Y8a, ,gPPR8, ,ad8"" ,ad8ba, "Y8a, "Y8a, dP' `Yb ,ad8"" ,ad8"" "Y8a, ,ad8"" ,ad8"8 8) (8,ad8"" ,ad8"" Y888"" ,ad8"" 8 Yb d8P" ,ad8"" ,ad8"" ,ad8"" 8 "8ggg8" ,ad8"" ,ad8"" ,ad8"" ,8 ,gPPR8, ,ad8"" ,ad8"" ,ad8"" dP' `Yb ,ad8"" ,ad8"" ,ad8"" 8) (8,ad8"" ,ad8"" ,ad8"" Yb d8P" ,ad8"" ,ad8"" "8ggg8" ,ad8"" ,ad8"" Normand ,gPPR8, ,ad8"" Veilleux dP' `Yb ,ad8"" 8) (8,ad8"" Yb d8P" "8ggg8" Thanks to Shimrod for giving me the artist name! File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/erik.txt Subject: spunk1111: Let me know ... Date: Wed, 15 Jan 1997 16:30:14 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com To: ekveland@online.no --------- Begin forwarded message ---------- From: spunk1111 To: wigwam@rednecks.com Subject: Let me know ... Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 16:21:55 PST Message-ID: <19970114.162608.6679.13.spunk1111@juno.com> Hi Erik... let me know if you get these. Is this really your new email address? These archives are from Lorraine- I categorized this last group for you.... you may want to do the same for the first. Lorraine is cleaning out her ascii art files... what better place to keep them than at your site? BTW, you ought to eliminate you word "small" collection from the first couple of paragraphs of your main Wicked ASCII Art page! And finally- how about this for an ascii representation of you? ;) ,#####, #_ _# |a` `a| | u | \ = / |\___/| ___ ____/: :\____ ___ .' `.-===-\ /-===-.` '. / .-"""""-.-"""""-. \ /' =:= '\ .' ' .: o -=:=- o :. ' `. (.' /'. '-.....-'-.....-' .'\ '.) /' ._/ ". --:-- ." \_. '\ | .'| ". ---:--- ." |'. | | : | | ---:--- | | : | \ : | |_____._____| | : / / ( |----|------| ) \ /... .| | | | |. ...\ |::::/'' jgs / | \ ''\::::| '"""" /' .L_ `\ """"' /'-.,__/` `\__..-'\ ; / \ ; : / \ | | / \. | |`../ | ,/ ( _ ) | _) | | | | |___| \___| :===| |==| \ / |__| /\/\ /"""`8.__ |oo| \__.//___) |==| \__/ -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ --------- End forwarded message ---------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/elgytruelegend.txt Subject: Goodtimes and the TRUE legend of Elgy Date: Thu, 2 Jan 1997 09:47:05 +0100 From: Michel Eftimakis Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART > This was sent to me... I thought that others on this list would enjoy it- > especially Mike! Happy New Year! > -joan Well, I *LOVED* it !!! :-) > by Mike Quigley (Mike_Quigley@mindlink.bc.ca) > > THE GOODTIMES E-MAIL VIRUS > [...] > Goodtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give you BTW, did you know that when I was at school, my nickname was "the penguin" ? ... and my favorite drawing (it was not ascii-art then...) was something like this : __ / ` | __|_ / 00 \ \(__)/ _.--._ /' `\ /| |\ `| o |' `\____/' (___::___) (c)Mike'95 Some day, I'll try to draw it better ! ;-) ... But when I reduced it... Guess what... I got Elgy !!! :-) _/` c"} -(Hi ! I'm Elgy !!!) ,(_). -"- This is the TRUE legend of Elgy ! The first time I tell this on the web (isn't it a nice New Year's story ?). I wish all of you a happy new year, and hope that you will continue to write nice stories with Elgy... Did you know that he was really happy to celebrate the New Year ? Tuuut !! ^/` _ __ __ ____ * @-- c"} * /o|/o \/o \|__ / . ,(_)' ||\_ /\_ / // * -"' @ * L| // // // ._-_, ... ... ` _ ' -=_* =- ... ... :.: : : - (_) - ,'/'`\ : `' : ... : :,: .::. // : :`': : : : : :.' : :' ' ` ____________//_________:.:__:.:_:.:_:.:``:_`:.:______________________ ~ ____,----/ |_ ~ ~~ ~ (c) Mike 95 -' ________ `-.__ ~ ~ _ _/` ,',---\\--\ `-.____ ~~~ ~ __,--' c"} \`-____\\__\ `----.________________,-----' ,(_). `~~~~~~~~~' Michel.Eftimakis@sophia.europe.vlsi.com -"- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbthecurse1.txt Subject: Frogstein and Birdstein Date: Sat, 11 Jan 1997 12:21:46 -0500 From: Peter Kwa Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART I gave the cartoon some finishing touches, borrowed a heart from Susie Oviatt, and gave the frog and bird the name Frogstein and Birdstein, respectively. 01WWWWWW10WWWWWWWW20WWWWWWWW30WWWWWWWW40WWWWWWWW50WWWWWWWW60WWWWWWWw7072 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein by Pete Casso 03 04 04 05 Please release me from my curse 05 06 Kiss me, and I will be an eagle 06 07 / _ 07 08 .oo <" ) 08 09 ( -) <( <) 09 10 " " ^^ 10 11 11 12 .;;;, .;;;, .;;;, .;;;, 12 13 .;;;,;;;;;,;;;;;,.;;;, .;;;.,;;;;;,;;;;;,;;;. 13 14 ;;;;xXXxXXxXXxXXxXXx;;;. .,. .;;;xXXxXXxXXxXXxXX;;;;; 14 15 .,,.`xXX' `xXXx,;;;;;,xXXx' `Xxx;;,,. 15 16 ;;;;xXX' `xXXx;xXXx' `Xxx;;;; 16 17 `;;XX' `XXX' `XX;;' 17 18 ,;;,XX `X' XX,;;, 18 19 ;;;;XX, ,XX;;;; 19 20 ``.;XX, *smooch* ,XX;,'' 20 21 ;;;;XX, _ ,XX;;;; 21 22 ```.;XX, .oo<" ) ,XX;,''' 22 23 ;;;;XX, ( -) <) ,XX;;;; 23 24 ```,;XX, " " ^^ ,XX;,''' 24 25 ;;;;XX, ,XX;;;; 25 26 ````,;XX, ,XX;, ''' 26 27 ;;;;;XX, ,XX;;;; 27 28 `````,;XX, ,XX;,'''' 28 29 ;;;;;XX, ,XX;;;;; 29 30 `````;;XX;;''''' 30 31 `;;;;' 31 32 32 33 Oops! You got cursed too! 33 34 / 34 35 .oo oo. ?! 35 36 ( -) (- ) 36 37 " " " " 37 38WWWWWW10WWWWWWWW20WWWWWWWW30WWWWWWWW40WWWWWWWW50WWWWWWWW60WWWWWWWW7072 File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbbecomingasaint.txt From - Wed Jan 15 00:46:12 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!newstf02.news.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: petecasso@aol.com (PeteCasso) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Frogstein and Birdstein, Becoming a Saint Date: 14 Jan 1997 22:18:01 GMT Organization: AOL Canada http://www.aol.ca Lines: 32 Message-ID: <19970114221500.RAA09786@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:10189 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60WWWW567 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, Becoming a Saint 03 04 by Pete Casso 970114 04 05 05 06 I am meditating to release my bad karma 06 07 / 07 08 / Wow! Your whole body is shining! Wow! 08 09 / / 09 10 \ / _ 10 11 o.o <" ) 11 12 - ( - ) - <( <) 12 13 " " ^^ 13 14 / \ 14 15 15 16 16 17 Oh, that! That's my skin lotion against sunburns! 17 18 / 18 19 / You old fart ... 19 20 / / 20 21 \ / _ 21 22 o.o <" ) 22 23 - ( - ) - (> )> 23 24 " " ^^ 24 25 / \ 25 26 26 27WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60WWWW567 Oh well, enough ascii comic stripping for today! Hope you like them! P.S. Give me ideas, and I will do some more! File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/doggoat4.txt From - Tue Dec 17 19:45:59 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!mindspring!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: [pic] a dog -or is it a goat? Date: 17 Dec 1996 15:36:58 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 59 Message-ID: <19961217153600.KAA05846@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8981 OK It's a dog: __ /`/ `/\ / / / \ / 6 6 ( ) \/ \_/ (_o___/ \_ '--'\_.-'\_ _____, d`) ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~\__,-' / \ | / | ; | \ / \/ ,/ \ / / /~~|~|~~~~~~|~|\ \ / / | | | | `\ \ / / | | | | \ \ .-' ( .-' | .-' | .-' \ jgs (,,,_) (,___) (,___) (,,,_/ '''''"""""'''""""""'''""""""''"""""''''' er, it's a goat: / / (\/_//`) / '/ 0 0 \ / \ / __/ \ /, _/ \ \_ `-./ ) | ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~\~. ( / \_} | / | ; | \ / \/ ,/ \ | / /~~|~|~~~~~~|~|\ | / / | | | | `\ \ / / | | | | \ \ / ( | | | | \ \ jgs /,_) /__) /__) /,_/ '''''"""""'''""""""'''""""""''"""""''''' head transplants successful! -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/gameover.txt . . ________________ . . . ____/ ( ( ) ) \___ . /( ( ( ) _ )) ) )\ . . (( ( )( ) ) ( ) ) . . . ((/ ( _( ) ( _) ) ( () ) ) . . ( ( ( (_) (( ( ) .((_ ) . )_ ) ) ##### #### ### ### ###### ( _) #### # # ###### ##### # # # # # # # ) # # # # # # # # ### ###### # # # ###### ) ( # # # # ###### ##### . # # # # # # # # ( _ # # # # # # # ##### # # # # # ###### _ ) #### #### ###### # # _ _ _ _ _ . . . . . (_((__(_(__(( ( ( | ) ) ) )_))__))_)___) . . ((__) \\||lll|l||/// \_)) . . . / ( |(||(|)|||// \ . . . . . . . ( /(/ ( ) ) )\ . . . . . ( . ( ( ( | | ) ) )\ ) . ( /(| / ( )) ) ) )) ) . . . . . . . . . . ( . ( ((((_(|)_))))) ) . . . ( . ||\(|(|)|/|| . . ) . . . . ( . |(||(||)|||| . ) . . . . . . . ( //|/l|||)|\\ \ ) . . . (/ / // /|//||||\\ \ \ \ _) File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cigar.txt From - Tue Nov 26 22:43:24 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!usenet.eel.ufl.edu!news.ultranet.com!usenet From: Michael Nute Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Cigar Date: Tue, 26 Nov 1996 01:49:56 -0800 Organization: UltraNet Communications, Inc. Lines: 22 Message-ID: <329ABD44.5609@ma.ultranet.com> References: <57bap9$qqp@alpha.delta.edu> <3299445F.78D1@online.no> Reply-To: mnute@ma.ultranet.com NNTP-Posting-Host: d133.wor.ma.ultra.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01 (Win16; I) James Paul Schmidt wrote: > > Hullo. My wife is about to give birth to our first baby, and I'm looking > for some ascii cigars to hand out in IRC and attach to e-mail. Scanning > Web pages and other sites yielded nothing (what happened to Scareceow's > site, anyway?), so I thought I'd turn to the newsgroup. Any info you can > mail to me or post here will be greatly appreciated. Thanks. :) \ / \ / ---------------------------------------- / | | \\\ | ( ) ||| \ | | /// ---------------------------------------- -- Borg implants can cause skin irritation. Would you like some analgesic cream? File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dragonchina.txt From - Tue Dec 17 19:41:43 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news.nacamar.de!howland.erols.net!spring.edu.tw!news.edu.tw!news.ncu.edu.tw!happybbs From: coolB.bbs@happyman.pine.ncu.edu.tw (����) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: My Dragon! Date: 16 Dec 1996 14:25:07 GMT Organization: �����p�� Lines: 21 Message-ID: <3GCVPK$Df0@happyman.pine.ncu.edu.tw> NNTP-Posting-Host: bbs@happyman.pine.ncu.edu.tw X-Filename: Ascii/M.850746308.A Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:8950 ~ Chinese Dragon_ /| /| /| ,~~~--_/| _-~~~~~~-_/| ._---;/^ ^ `./| v /^^ v ^^ ~/| (( );/^ > > `/| \ (:) /^ ^(:) ^ >>`/| ,/ ^^ > > >`/| \ (::) / (::) ;> / >>`/| ,/^^^ ,-. > >>`/| \ (::),~~~.(::)/`/ >>>`/| ,/^^ ^; `. > >`/| \ <_):::::(_>/ /`._--. `/| ;/^ ^ ;-_. `.. > >`/| \ \|:::|:::|/ / ( )) >`/| ,/^ ^ ;( )) ; >> `/ \ \_:|:_/ / `. >`/| ,/^^ ^ ; ;> > /; \ \@, .@/ / `. > > `-- ^ ^ ; : > /.' \ \=:=/ / _`. > > > > ; ,` > /; \\=:=// ((,`.> > > > _/ ,' > > /, _ ~`-__ > ___-~ _,' > > /; ~~-__ /~~\_- ~~~ ~~_-~=--~~ >> /_;/ ~~-| ';|__-~~~-___ _~ _~--____-~ ___-_\__/--~~~ ~~~ coolb, From Taiwan ~~ ~~~ R.O.C -- �� �������� �����p�� (140.115.210.148)�� �@������: ccpc149.nsysu.ed File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/babylon5.txt From - Wed Nov 20 18:38:42 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!feed1.news.erols.com!howland.erols.net!news3.cac.psu.edu!usenet From: David Fontes Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Babylon (5) Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 17:43:16 -0500 Organization: Penn State University Libraries Lines: 35 Message-ID: <32923804.700B@psu.edu> References: <56t20h$1e0_002@news.kuwait.net> Reply-To: def8@psu.edu NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp100.cac.psu.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (Win95; I) To: Flame Flame, If you get any good stuff e-mailed to you, could you pass it on to me as well? Thanks! This is my first attempt ever at ascii art, inspired by the best show on television! Perhaps some of the artists in the newsgroup can tweak it to make it better? @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ _____ ____ ____@@@|###%__ ____ __ _ | () ) / () \ | () )\ \/ /| |__ / () \| \| | |_()_)/__/\__\|_()_) |__|@|____|\____/|_|\__| @@@% ,@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ (The letters were purloined from Joan Stark's home page at http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ the 5 I did myself!) [I've placed in the middle -grim] David Fontes def8@psu.edu Flame wrote: > > Hello there, > > I am in desperate need of Babylon 5 ascii pics. If you have any or know where > to find them then please email me. > > thank you, > > /\/\/\/\/\/\/\ > | F L A M E | > \/\/\/\/\/\/\/... File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbthenewpet.txt Subject: Frogstein and Birdstein, The New Pet Date: Thu, 16 Jan 1997 23:14:26 -0500 From: Peter Kwa Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Hi list, hope you like this one too. 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWW55 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, The New Pet 03 04 by Pete Casso 970116 04 05 05 06 Frogstein! Please meet 06 07 my new pet Lamastein! 07 08 He's so adorable! 08 09 / 09 10 _ _.' 10 11 .oo <" ) \___.' 11 12 ( -) <( <) /\ /\ 12 13 " " ^^ 13 14 14 15 A Lama? I thought Lamas only 15 16 live in Tibetan monasteries! 16 17 / 17 18 / _ _.' 18 19 .oo <" ) \___.' 19 20 ( -) <( <) /\ /\ 20 21 " " ^^ 21 22 22 23 No, no, no! It's an animal, 23 24 an adorable animal! I don't 24 25 keep a Tibetan monk as a pet! 25 26 / 26 27 _ _.' 27 28 .oo <" ) \___.' 28 29 ( -) <( <) /\ /\ 29 30 " " ^^ 30 31 31 32 Oh! ... Here kitty, kitty, kitty ... 32 33 / 33 34 / _.' _ 34 35 .oo \___.' <" ) 35 36 ( -) /\ /\ <( <) 36 37 " " ^^ 37 38 38 39 39 40 Eek! She spits on me! 40 41 41 42 / Don't you dare insulting 42 43 / my venerable name cousins! 43 44 / / 44 45 / / Lamastein! 45 46 / / 46 47 ,, _.' _ 47 48 ,OO " \___.' <" ) 48 49 ( -) /\ /\ <( <) 49 50 " " ^^ 50 51WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWW55 ------------------------------------------------------- Frogstein and Birdstein Boo Hoo .oo _ ascii comic strips / ( ( -) <" ) /\(oo )_/\ " " <( <) by Pete Casso \__ __/ petecasso@aol.com ^^ ) ) http://members.aol.com/petecasso/welcome.html ( ------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/jfk.txt From - Sun Nov 24 13:54:04 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!mr.net!news.idt.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-pen-16.sprintlink.net!ratty.wolfe.net!usenet From: matrix@wolfe.net (Chris Spiegel) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: JFK Date: Sun, 24 Nov 1996 00:28:57 GMT Organization: Wolfe Internet Access, L.L.C. 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J""" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,``,;!!!!!!!!!!!!' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> `!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! `!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! `!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! `!!!!!'``!!!!!!!!!!'!!!!!!!!!!! !!!` d$c`$)$$$$$$$ . ..,,,,zc$$$$$$$""$ $`?$$$$$$c,. =""-"????$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$cc, -;c"zJ-'cc$$$$$$$$$$$?????" `"?$$$$$$$$$$PF"""??4=\ "-?$$c$$$$$$$$P" "$$$$$$$$$,Lcd,3r3c" `""""""??$$P"' " Return-path: Received: from library.lvc.edu by CUA.EDU (PMDF V5.0-7 #15714) id <01IBK80LWES28Y4WQA@CUA.EDU>; Thu, 07 Nov 1996 10:37:05 -0500 (EST) Received: by library.lvc.edu; id AA04232; Thu, 07 Nov 1996 10:37:58 -0500 Date: Thu, 07 Nov 1996 10:37:57 -0500 (EST) From: Kathryn Pine Subject: flinstones (fwd) To: Jen Quinn <32Quinn@CUA.EDU>, Carmela Pine , Jaclyn Schade <81schade@CUA.EDU>, Nicole Slabinski <51slabne@CUA.EDU>, christina@lvc.edu, Amy Mcallister , Alisa Wilkinson , gina roselli Message-id: MIME-version: 1.0 Content-type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7BIT ----- End forwarded message ----- End forwarded message File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/easter_greetings.txt Subject: Easter Greetings Date: Wed, 26 Mar 1997 08:29:01 PST From: Joan Stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART ...THE FIRST EASTER BUNNY... by Francine M. O'Connor (ASCII Art by joan stark) __ /^\ .' \ / :.\ This is the story of a long-eared rabbit / \ | :: \ who couldn't learn to do the bunny hop. / /. \ / ::: | His ears were floppy, his feet were sloppy, | |::. \ / :::'/ he'd hippity hop, then he'd trip and plop. | / \::. | / :::'/ `--` \' `~~~ ':'/` / ( So this little rabbit developed the habit / 0 _ 0 \ of staying awake when the sun went down. \/ \_/ \/ He'd stay up all night, -== '.' | '.' ==- till the morning light, and /\ '-^-' /\ practice his hopping just outside of town. \ _ _ / .-`-((\o/))-`-. _ / //^\\ \ _ On the first Easter morn, ."o".( , .:::. , )."o". just before dawn, \o o\\ \:::::/ //o o| He was startled by a bright \ \\ |:::::| // / and blinding light. \ \\__/:::::\__// / And Jesus was there in the \ .:.\ `':::'` /.:. / shimmering glare, \':: |_ _| ::'/ smiling at that funny bunny's plight. jgs `---` `"""""` `---` Don't worry, little lad, and don't be so sad, .-"-. for humankind will celebrate this special day. .'=^=^='. You must bring the word to every beast and bird /=^HAPPY^=\ that I have risen and am in the world to stay. :^=EASTER!=^; |^=^=^=^=^=^| You should've seen that cottontail hop away, :^=^=_|_=^=^: feeling mighty proud to be the chosen one. \=^= | =^=/ Though this story is quite old, it can now be retold `.= | =.' to make little children smile on Easter morn. `~~~` Happy Easter to all... -joan -- /`\ /`\ (/\ \-/ /\) H A P P Y E A S T E R )6 6( >{= Y =}< joan stark /'-^-'\ (_)""-(_). /* ((* *'. | *)) * *\ ASCII ART GALLERY: | * ((* * / \ *)) * .' jgs '-.((*_.-` File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/ants2.txt From - Sun Mar 9 11:41:57 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!fu-berlin.de!banach.math.fu-berlin.DE!not-for-mail From: guckes@banach.math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Ants Date: 8 Mar 1997 13:49:50 GMT Organization: Freie Universitaet Berlin Lines: 43 Message-ID: References: Reply-To: guckes@math.fu-berlin.de NNTP-Posting-Host: banach.math.fu-berlin.de (160.45.40.62) X-Access: 16 17 19 X-Newsreader-Info: http://www.math.fu-berlin.de/~guckes/slrn/ X-Newsreader: slrn (0.9.2.1 BETA UNIX) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12540 greensky@selway.umt.edu (Cory A Bertsch): > Can someone send me some anscii art ants? See them marching along the screen! ....................................................................... The first ant raises its head: .......................................................................' Oh, no, the other ants didn't notice he's stopped! ouch. STOP! ................................................................./`O|.' It's not a pretty sight. eeks argl yeow! ..../\/\/\///\\//\/\/\/\\////`O|.' Don't look now! idiot! /\ get off me! ` \\/\/\ ' \\/\/\///\/ ..../\/\/\///\/\\////`O|.' Time passes... /\ Where's Bob? //\\ ' /\/\/\ /\/\///\ *sigh* ///\/\\//\. `. Now you know how ant hills build up. Sven [self-proclaimed ascii-ANTist] -- Sven Guckes guckes@math.fu-berlin.de Save the ASCII ants! Vote for alt.ascii-ant now! File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/knights.txt Subject: Re: Knight Date: Tue, 26 Nov 1996 14:28:17 PST From: joan stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <199611261725.SAA14837@fronsac.europe.vlsi.com> On Tue, 26 Nov 1996 18:25:17 +0100 Michel Eftimakis writes: >Take a look at my .sig ! > __________ /> __ __ () __ _______________________ \:::::: _,O /' ::: / \_.' /__ / /_ __ ::::::::::::::::::::::) \ ,'*\Y\/ / /\'/ // // '//o_) (|______ \::: `'\ `\ ::: /__/ /_//_//_/\_\\( :::::::::::::::::::::|::::::: / .\_/. _ | /::: ( |n| ) :: Michel.Eftimakis@sophia.europe.vlsi.com ::|:::::: /___ (_, |H|._) ______________________________________________| |::::::: (_______ Mike I thought that was someone playing polo! I have knights from my files...none of it my own work: ____ []| (______ []|__ / snd \ || \________/ || ___ || /_ )__ __|\/) || _/_ \____) ,----` \ || />=o) \_____ \ || \]__\ `--,_/U\ B|\__/===\ |UUUU\ ||_ _|_\_ \ |UUUUU\_|[,`_|__|_) |UUUUUU\||__/_ __| |UUUUUU/-(_\_____/-------, /UU/ |H\__\ HHHH| \\ |UU/ |H\ |HHHHHHH| |\\\ UU |HH\ \HHHHHHH| | \\\ U |<_\,_\HHHHHH| / \\\ \ ( |HHHHHHHHHHHHH / \\\\ \ \ |============= / \\\\\ \ | | | `,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,` `,` _ _+ | `,` `,` / `--------' | \+/ | `,` `,` \_|Lancelot|_| _<=>_ | `,` `,` `--------' 0/ \ / o=o `,` `,` \/\ ^ /`0 `,` `,` | /_^_\ `,` `,` | || || `,` `,` _____________|_d|_|b____ `,` `,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,` . /:\ |:| |:| |:| |:| __ ,_|:|_, / ) *_ _ _ _ _ _ _ * (Oo / _I_ | `_' `-' `_' `-' `_' `-' `_'| +\ \ || __| ^ | | ^ \ \||___| | | | | \ /.:.\-\ | (*) |_ _ _ _ _ _ _ | \^/ | |.:. /-----\ | _<">_ | `_' `-' `_' `-' `_' `-' `_'| _(#)_ | |___| oOo | o+o \a/ \0 0/ \a/ (=) / || 0'\a-a/\/ \/\a-a/`0 |_____\ : / /_^_\ | | /_^_\ | | \ \:/ || || | | || || | | | | d|_|b_T____________________________T_d|_|b \ / | \___ / / / | \_____\ / / `-' / / ________________________/ /___________ ~~~~: ~~~~.:::. ~~ | _ _ | | | | |_____| -+-__) (__-+- { } :. | .: | | :...: | |\xxxx/| | | / xx \ | | / *) ) | |/ \ : : \ \_____/ \___ \ / \ ) ) \ \___/ ) *_ ^ | ~~\ | | ./ | (*) |~~ | _<">_ | o+o \ / \0 0'\ ^ /\/ / \ | /__^__\| || || | || || | ____d|_|b_T_______ . / \ | | |.| |.| |:| __ ,_|:|_, / ) (Oo / _I_ +\ \ || __| \ \||___| \ /.:.\-\ |.:. /-----\ |___|::oOo::| / |:<_T_>:| |_____\ ::: / | | \ \:/ | | | | \ / | \___ / | \_____\ `-' _ _ _ _+ | /_`-'_`-'_`-'_| \+/ | \_`M'_`D'_`C'_| _<=>_ | `-' `-' `-' 0/ \ / o=o \/\ ^ /`0 | /_^_\ | || || ______________|_d|_|b____ *_ _ _ _ _ _ * ^ | `_' `-' `_' `-' `_' `| ^ | | | | | (*) |_ _ _ _ _ _ | \^/ | | _<">_ | `_' `-' `_' `-' `_' `| _(#)_ | o+o \ / \0 0/ \ / (=) 0'\ ^ /\/ \/\ ^ /`0 /_^_\ | | /_^_\ || || | | || || d|_|b_T______________________T_d|_|b " In days of old when knights were bold.... " _ /-| ___ \ .________________| /|--] | / |__| \ /.\ | '|| || <_'<_' /^\^\^^/^/^\ /^\ \ \/ / /^\ \+/ \ \\// / \+/ \\// /----\ | #### | _ _ _ _ _ \----/ _ _ _ _ _ [ " " " "_] /^^\---/% %\---/^^\ [_" " " "_] | | | / % % \ | | | | o | +=================] %% [=================+ | o | | |___| * * |___| | | o | | | | o | | | -|------- -------|- | | / o \ / o \ | | -=> <=- | | | /\ |__ __| /\ | | |||| | | * * | | |||| | | |||| | +==========================================+ | |||| | /\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\ -joan File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/disinfect.txt Subject: Re: Pictures for others... Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 14:58:37 +0100 From: Erik Kambestad Veland Reply-To: ekveland@ONLINE.NO Organization: Wigwam Software, Inc. [http://home.sol.no/kseide/wigwam2.html] To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw> Hi Dan! >Here's the kind of thing some people associate with the name dski: > > || || Disinfecting your computer, > ||C>del /win || steps 1 and 2... > . . .|`---------------------'|. . . > _ - `-----------------------' - _ > .---------------------------------------------------. > | Dan Strychalski dski@cameonet.cameo.com.tw | > | __ _________________________________======== | > | [__] _-'.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. .-.-.`-_ | > `---_-'.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. .-.-.-.`-_---' > _-'.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. .-.-.-.-.`-_ > :===================================================: > `---._.---------------------------------------._.---' When looking through my old mail, some time ago I found this: _,-g-,_ _gHP*"^"*7Hg_ .dH. . __.4Hb. .HP |\ /|/,4F\ YH. GH | \/ :4F__ HG YH. | ,4F' \ .HY `Hb |,4F'|\___/ dH' `Y>4F' . Art by Dan Strychalski [dski] ...and Joan Stark [spunk1111] ___________________________________________________________________________ '--------------------------, |.________________________,| ||------------------------|| ||Defunct Operating System|| ||v6.22 || ||------------------------|| ||C:\>deltree windows || || || ||C:\>format C: /q /w_ || || || Disinfecting your computer, . . .|`------------------------'|. . .steps 1 and 2... _ - `-------------------------´ - _ .---------------------------------------------------. _ . _ | Dan Strychalski dski@cameonet.cameo.com.tw | .|\. - ./|-. | __ _________________________________======== | ' ' ` `-.. | [__] _-'.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. .-.-.`-_ |. ' ' ~ * ~ '`-._ `. `---_-'.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. .-.-.-.`-_---'.' ` `. \___/ .'; `. : _-'.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. .-.-.-.-.`-_ `. `. ` ( . ' , .' 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Mail: ekveland@online.no | | Homepage: http://home.sol.no/kseide/ | | Wigwam Software, Inc: http://home.sol.no/kseide/wigwam2.html | |The Macintosh Page:http://home.sol.no/kseide/The_Macintosh_Page.html| +====================================================================+ | "If I had a dime for every original idea Bill Gates had... | | why I'd have nothing!" -Christopher Meinck | :____________________________________________________________________; File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/cartoon.txt Subject: various cartoon characters...you may want to sort them... Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 00:24:11 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com (joan stark) To: ekveland@online.no References: <199611200530.NAA30237@cameonet.cameo.com.tw>      <32936607.5232@online.no> . . . . . . `' '' ' ' ' . ` ' ''' ' '.'. ` `.' ``.'...... . . -:''```` * ,;```.--;' ` ' : ;. *; . ..:. . :.,`` . .:' ` `,''' . ''````' ; ;.,, . ''~~`~`';, .; , . ~.. . .`.::...,'**...' . ;; ***: `~`; ***: ~`~~~ * `, ``; ** , '`; ** , '; **. . ` . . 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Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 16:17:56 PST Message-ID: <19970114.162608.6679.12.spunk1111@juno.com> __ __ / \./ \/\_ __{^\_ _}_ ) }/^\ / /\_/^\._}_/ // / ( (__{(@)}\__}.//_/__A____A_______A________A________A_____A___A___A______ \__/{/(_)\_} )\\ \\---v-----V-----V---Y-----v----Y------v-----V-----v--- ( (__)_)_/ )\ \> \__/ \__/\/\/ \__,--' _____ / ___ \ / / _ \ \ /( /( /(_)\ )\ )\ __ __ ( \ \ ___ / / ) / \./ \/\_ ( \ _____ / ) __{^\_ _}_ ) }/^\ /( )\ / /\_/^\._}_/ // / | \ / | ( (__{(@)}\__}.//_/__A____A___ | \ _______ / | \__/{/(_)\_} )\\ \\---v-----V \ / \ / \ / ( (__)_)_/ )\ \> \/ | | \/ \__/ \__/\/\/ | | \__,--' | | | | /-_-\ .-~~-.--. / / \ : ) / / \ .~ ~ -.\ /.- ~~ . \ \ / > `. .' < \__\__/ ( .- -. ) \\ `- -.-~ `- -' ~-.- -' -\\ ____ ( : ) _ _ .-: \\ / / ~--. : .--~ .-~ .-~ } ____ \\/___/ ~-.-^-.-~ \_ .~ .-~ .~ \ \ -// \ \' \ '_ _ -~ \___\//- `.`. // -// . - ~ ~-.__`.`-.// \\ .-~ . - ~ }~ ~ ~-.~-. // .' .-~ .-~ :/~-.~-./: //- /_~_ _ . - ~ ~-.~-._ -// ~-.< // \\ \\ ******** ******** ***** ***** ***** ***** ** *** ** ** ** ** ** *** ** *** *** *** *** **** **** **** **** **** **** ***** --------- End forwarded message ---------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/elephantsmall.txt From - Wed Apr 16 19:59:03 1997 Path: online.no!sn.no!hermod.uio.no!nntp.uio.no!news.radio.cz!CESspool!europa.clark.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!ott.istar!n4tor.istar!news.istar.net!news3.idirect.com!island.idirect.com!glimpsenet29.idirect.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca (llizard) Subject: Re: Elephants Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsmaster: Laszlo Herczeg (las@idirect.com) Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Lines: 28 Organization: zone 5 (or is it 6A?) X-Client-Port: 1923 Message-ID: <3351AED5.2B78@freent.toronto.on.ca> References: <3359e8f0.4865322@news.flashnet.it> X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01 (Win95; I) X-Nntp-Posting-Host: island.idirect.com Date: 14 Apr 97 04:13:34 UTC Lines: 28 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:14157 Morfina!! wrote: > Jostein Klemmetsrud wrote: > > I need ascii pictures of Elephants, any size. > __ > .--()ƒ'.' > '|, . ,' here's a little one... > !_-(_\ > excellent elephants, Morfina!!! Being partial to smaller things, I'm especially fond of the smallest one. -- . _|_ Hey, I thought it was .-' '-. supposed to be spring! / \ ^^^^^|^^^^^ (Will this sleet never end???) | \_/ ______ "\ | MAIL |=%^^'> llizard aka ejm |_BOX__|__ / > || " > cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca || > || > _||_ '^ " File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/happynewyear.txt From - Wed Jan 1 18:33:42 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!katbert.ipa.net!news.intellinet.com!news-admin@intellinet.com From: "John Brownlee" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Happy New Year! Date: 31 Dec 1996 22:13:22 GMT Organization: Unknown Organization Lines: 140 Message-ID: <01bbf767$130f90e0$95230dcf@JohnB> NNTP-Posting-Host: md14.iofc.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1155 Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9533 _---_ _---_ ( ) ( ) \ / _---_ \ / _---_ \/ ( ) \/ ( )| _---_ \ / | _---_ \ / | ( ) \/ _---_| ( ) \/ | \ / | ( ) \ / | | \/ | \ /| \/ | | | | \/ | | | | __/ | | | | || / | | | | ||| | || | || | || / | \ || | | |||| | || ____|________________________________________________|___ | X _ _ _ X | | |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| | | | | | | | | | | | | | N W | | E E R _ _ _ | | Y A | |_| |_| | | | | | | | | | | |_________________________________________________________| \ | / -- % -- /.| \ . . Happy . . New . . Year! , | | | * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * . | \ * ./ . * * * . -=* POP! *=- . .* * * . / * .\ | . _ _ ( ) ( ) | |_| | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | _ | /'_` )( '_`\ ( '_`\ ( ) ( ) | | | |( (_| || (_) )| (_) )| (_) | (_) (_)`\__,_)| ,__/'| ,__/'`\__, | | | | | ( )_| | (_) (_) `\___/' _ _ _ _ ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) | `\| | __ _ _ _ `\`\_/'/'__ _ _ _ __ | , ` | /'__`\( ) ( ) ( ) `\ /'/'__`\ /'_` )( '__) | |`\ |( ___/| \_/ \_/ | | |( ___/( (_| || | (_) (_)`\____)`\___x___/' (_)`\____)`\__,_)(_) _ __ __ ____ /' ) /'_ `\ /'_ `\(___ '\ (_, |( (_) |( (_) | | | | | \__, | \__, | | | | | | | | | | | (_) (_) (_) |_| . | \ * ./ . * * * . -=* POP! *=- . .* * * . / * .\ | . *o*o*o*o*o*o __o_oo_o_o ( ) | | |________| | __ | | / \ | | \__/ | | | | HAPPY | | 1997 | |________| |********| |********| |********| |********| \\\|/// \\ - - // ( @ @ ) +---oOOo-(_)-oOOo----------------+ | | | What if the Hokey Pokey really | | IS what it's all about? | | ooo0 | | ( ) 0ooo | +---\ (----( )----------------+ \_) ) / (_/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/celtic.txt Subject: Re: REQUEST: Celtic art Date: Sun, 15 Dec 1996 22:10:35 -0800 From: Diane Wenner Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART On Sat, 14 Dec 1996, Scott K. Schmeelke wrote: > I'm looking for Celtic art (any size)... > > | Scott K. Schmeelke | > | | > | | > | PGP key available upon request | > Here is what I have: Thu, 30 May 1996 21:46:26 rec.arts.ascii jmudge@world.std.com James M Mudge at The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, -=-=-=-=-=-=- /~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\ | /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\ | | \/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ | \ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/ /\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \ | /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\ | | \/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ | \__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/ /~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\/~~\ Thread 5 of 6 (page 2): [Line] Celtic Knotwork | db/ db/ db/ db/ db/ db | | 9P /9P /9P /9P /9P /9P | \ \db \db \db \db \db \/ /\ 9P\ 9P\ 9P\ 9P\ 9P\ \ | db/ db/ db/ db/ db/ db | | 9P /9P /9P /9P /9P /9P | \__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/ With the above, I tried filling in the holes to give it the "shaded" look. Sorta worked. :-/ /~~~~\/~~~~\ | |~\/ /~| | \ \/ /\/ / \ \/\ \/ __/\ \/\ \__ ___/\__/\___ This is a basic 6x4 knot. With a little cut-n-pasting, you can string them together: Thread 5 of 6 (page 3): [Line] Celtic Knotwork /~~~~\/~~~~\/~~~~\/~~~~\/~~~~\/~~~~\/~~~~\/~~~~\ | |~\/ /~| || |~\/ /~| || |~\/ /~| || |~\/ /~| | \ \/ /\/ / \ \/ /\/ / \ \/ /\/ / \ \/ /\/ / \ \/\ \/ \ \/\ \/ \ \/\ \/ \ \/\ \/ __/\ \/\ \____/\ \/\ \____/\ \/\ \____/\ \/\ \__ ___/\__/\______/\__/\______/\__/\______/\__/\___ 8~~~\/~~\/~~~ 8 8b/ db/ d8 8 9P /9P /9P 8b \db \db \d 8P\ 9P\ 9P\ 9 __db__db__db_ This is another 6x4 knot that I shaded in. Strung together, you get: 8~~~\/~~\/~~~8~~~\/~~\/~~~8~~~\/~~\/~~~8~~~\/~~\/~~~ 8 8b/ db/ d8 8 8b/ db/ d8 8 8b/ db/ d8 8 8b/ db/ d8 8 9P /9P /9P 8 9P /9P /9P 8 9P /9P /9P 8 9P /9P /9P Thread 5 of 6 (page 4): [Line] Celtic Knotwork 8b \db \db \d8b \db \db \d8b \db \db \d8b \db \db \d 8P\ 9P\ 9P\ 98P\ 9P\ 9P\ 98P\ 9P\ 9P\ 98P\ 9P\ 9P\ 9 __db__db__db___db__db__db___db__db__db___db__db__db_ This is the knot pattern that I decided for my .sig file, but I removed the shading. I took the pattern: /~~~\/~~\/~~~\ | /\/ /\/ /\ | \ \/ /\/ /\/ / \ \/\ \/\ \/ _/\ \/\ \/\ \_ __/\__/\__/\__ and strung it together. Note that I modified the right half to mirror the left: /~~~\/~~\/~~~\/~~~\/~~\/~~~\ /~~~\/~~\/~~~\/~~~\/~~\/~~~\ | /\/ /\/ /\ || /\/ /\/ /\ | James M Mudge | /\ \/\ \/\ || /\ \/\ \/\ | \ \/ /\/ /\/ /\ \/ /\/ /\/ /jmudge@world.std.com\ \/\ \/\ \/ /\ \/\ \/\ \/ / \ \/\ \/\ \/ \ \/\ \/\ \/ Boston MA \/ /\/ /\/ / \/ /\/ /\/ / ,_/\ \/\ \/\ \__/\ \/\ \/\ \______________________/ /\/ /\/ /\__/ /\/ /\/ /\_, (__/\__/\__/\____/\__/\__/\________________________/\__/\__/\____/\__/\__/\__) I didn't care for it, so I redid it, this time inverting the pattern so it was now upsidedown! ~~\/~~\/~~\/~~ ~\ \/\ \/\ \/~ /\ \/\ \/\ \ / /\/ /\/ /\ \ | \/ /\/ /\/ | \___/\__/\___/ This is the final .sig. Hope you like it! 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|___/\__/\___/\__/\___|___/\__/\___/\__/\___|___/\__/\___/\__/\___|..jm |~~~\/~~\/~~~\/~~\/~~~|~~~\/~~\/~~~\/~~\/~~~|~~~\/~~\/~~~\/~~\/~~~| | /\/ /\/ /~\/ /\/ /\ | /\/ /\/ /~\/ /\/ /\ | /\/ /\/ /~\/ /\/ /\ | | \/ /\/ /\_/ /\/ /\/ | \/ /\/ /\_/ /\/ /\/ | \/ /\/ /\_/ /\/ /\/ | \ \/\ \/\ | /\ \/\ \/~\ \/\ \/\ | /\ \/\ \/~\ \/\ \/\ | /\ \/\ \/ /\ \/\ \/ | \/\ \/\ \_/\ \/\ \/ | \/\ \/\ \_/\ \/\ \/ | \/\ \/\ \ | /\/ /\___|___/\/ /\___/\/ /\___|___/\/ /\___/\/ /\___|___/\/ /\ | | \/ /\/ | \/ /\/ \/ /\/ | \/ /\/ \/ /\/ | \/ /\/ | \ \/\ \/\ | /\ \/\ \/~\ \/\ \/\ | /\ \/\ \/~\ \/\ \/\ | /\ \/\ \/ /\ \/\ \/ | \/\ \/\ \_/\ \/\ \/ | \/\ \/\ \_/\ \/\ \/ | \/\ \/\ \ | /\/ /\/ /~\/ /\/ /\ | /\/ /\/ /~\/ /\/ /\ | /\/ /\/ /~\/ /\/ /\ | | \/ /\/ /\_/ /\/ /\/ | \/ /\/ /\_/ /\/ /\/ | \/ /\/ /\_/ /\/ /\/ | |___/\ \/\___/\ \/\___|___/\ \/\___/\ \/\___|___/\ \/\___/\ \/\___| | \/\ \/ \/\ \/ | \/\ \/ \/\ \/ | \/\ \/ \/\ \/ | | /\/ /\/ /~\/ /\/ /\ | /\/ /\/ /~\/ /\/ /\ | /\/ /\/ /~\/ /\/ /\ | | \/ /\/ /\_/ /\/ /\/ | \/ /\/ /\_/ /\/ /\/ | \/ /\/ /\_/ /\/ /\/ | \ \/\ \/\ | /\ \/\ \/~\ \/\ \/\ | /\ \/\ \/~\ \/\ \/\ | /\ \/\ \/ /\ \/\ \/ | \/\ \/\ \_/\ \/\ \/ | \/\ \/\ \_/\ \/\ \/ | \/\ \/\ \ | /\/ /\___|___/\/ /\___/\/ /\___|___/\/ /\___/\/ /\___|___/\/ /\ | | \/ /\/ | \/ /\/ \/ /\/ | \/ /\/ \/ /\/ | \/ /\/ | \ \/\ \/\ | /\ \/\ \/~\ \/\ \/\ | /\ \/\ \/~\ \/\ \/\ | /\ \/\ \/ /\ \/\ \/ | \/\ \/\ \_/\ \/\ \/ | \/\ \/\ \_/\ \/\ \/ | \/\ \/\ \ | /\/ /\/ /~\/ /\/ /\ | /\/ /\/ /~\/ /\/ /\ | /\/ /\/ /~\/ /\/ /\ | | \/ /\/ /\_/ /\/ /\/ | \/ /\/ /\_/ /\/ /\/ | \/ /\/ /\_/ /\/ /\/ | |___/\__/\___/\__/\___|___/\__/\___/\__/\___|___/\__/\___/\__/\___|..jm |~~~\/~~\/~~~\/~~\/~~~|~~~\/~~\/~~~\/~~\/~~~|~~~\/~~\/~~~\/~~\/~~~| | db/ db/ d8b/ db/ db | db/ db/ d8b/ db/ db | db/ db/ d8b/ db/ db | | YP /YP /Y8P /YP /YP | YP /YP /Y8P /YP /YP | YP /YP /Y8P /YP /YP | \ \db \db | db \db \d8b \db \db | db \db \d8b \db \db | db \db \/ /\ YP\ YP | YP\ YP\ Y8P\ YP\ YP | YP\ YP\ Y8P\ YP\ YP | YP\ YP\ \ | db/ db___|___db/ db___db/ db___|___db/ db___db/ db___|___db/ db | | YP /YP | YP /YP YP /YP | YP /YP YP /YP | YP /YP | \ \db \db | db \db \d8b \db \db | db \db \d8b \db \db | db \db \/ /\ YP\ YP | YP\ YP\ Y8P\ YP\ YP | YP\ YP\ Y8P\ YP\ YP | YP\ YP\ \ | db/ db/ d8b/ db/ db | db/ db/ d8b/ db/ db | db/ db/ d8b/ db/ db | | YP /YP /Y8P /YP /YP | YP /YP /Y8P /YP /YP | YP /YP /Y8P /YP /YP | |___db \db___db \db___|___db \db___db \db___|___db \db___db \db___| | YP\ YP YP\ YP | YP\ YP YP\ YP | YP\ YP YP\ YP | | db/ db/ d8b/ db/ db | db/ db/ d8b/ db/ db | db/ db/ d8b/ db/ db | | YP /YP /Y8P /YP /YP | YP /YP /Y8P /YP /YP | YP /YP /Y8P /YP /YP | \ \db \db | db \db \d8b \db \db | db \db \d8b \db \db | db \db \/ /\ YP\ YP | YP\ YP\ Y8P\ YP\ YP | YP\ YP\ Y8P\ YP\ YP | YP\ YP\ \ | db/ db___|___db/ db___db/ db___|___db/ db___db/ db___|___db/ db | | YP /YP | YP /YP YP /YP | YP /YP YP /YP | YP /YP | \ \db \db | db \db \d8b \db \db | db \db \d8b \db \db | db \db \/ /\ YP\ YP | YP\ YP\ Y8P\ YP\ YP | YP\ YP\ Y8P\ YP\ YP | YP\ YP\ \ | db/ db/ d8b/ db/ db | db/ db/ d8b/ db/ db | db/ db/ d8b/ db/ db | | YP /YP /Y8P /YP /YP | YP /YP /Y8P /YP /YP | YP /YP /Y8P /YP /YP | |___/\__/\___/\__/\___|___/\__/\___/\__/\___|___/\__/\___/\__/\___|..jm -- ______________________________________________________________ | .,,,. | | Diane Wenner Silicon Valley (?~~~?) | | California USA ))(@ @()) | | (() ^ ((( | |__Anything is possible if you have enough cache!_____\~/______| Copyright 5/96 File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/carouselhorse.txt From - Mon Dec 30 00:21:14 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!newsxfer2.itd.umich.edu!uunet!in2.uu.net!202.37.60.10!comp.vuw.ac.nz!news.hn.netlink.co.nz!southern.co.nz!not-for-mail From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: [PIC] Carousel horse in globe Date: 28 Dec 1996 03:47:51 GMT Organization: Southern InterNet Services Lines: 52 Message-ID: <5a2597$ifu@orm.southern.co.nz> References: <59qplb$8mr@madrid.visi.net> <19961226051100.AAA14809@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: kalessin.southern.co.nz X-Newsreader: TIN [UNIX 1.3 950621BETA PL0] Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9395 spunk1111@aol.com wrote: >In article , afn49349@afn.org (Laura >Michaels) writes: > >> ____ >> .-"" ().""-. >> / ` . || . `\ >> | . _ LL,;;;/ | >> | ,;( )_, )~\|.| >> '.; //.|`--; ,' >> \.;\ | | ,/ >> /`-....-'\ >> / \ >> `-.,____,.-' >> >> >>If anyone wants to play around with it and try to improve it >>further, I would be very interested to see the results. > >Hi Laura! >I tried my hand at the carousel horse... I tried to keep the globe >round... here's my attempt. I feel funny about putting initials on it >since I didn't create the horse. The horse/unicorn has been around for a >while. I've seen it in many places. I just shortened the legs here. > ____ > .-" o "-. > / | \ > / __|,;;;/ \ > |,;( )_ )~\| | > \' // |\\ / > \ `` | '' / > /`-....-'\ > / \ > `-.,____,.-' Well, the globe didn't look quite round enough on my 80 x 24 monochrome monitor so I put your horse back into Laura's globe and put some snow back in there again... ____ .-"" o .""-. / ` . | . ' \ | ' _ |,;;;/ | | ,;( )_ )~\| .| `.' // |\\ . ,' \ `` | '' ./ -Laura Michaels/jgs- /`-....-'\ / \ `-.,____,.-' Bye, File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/football.txt Subject: What do you think? Date: Thu, 26 Dec 1996 11:10:45 EST From: Miki Janosi Reply-To: mjanosi@numacorp.com Organization: Numa Corporation To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Hi! This is my 1st attempt at ascii art and I'd like some opinions and or improvements. I plan to use one of these in my signature. I'm not saying what they are so people can guess and if enough people get it right, I'll use one of them. Well, here they are: _ .-~\@/~-. / _|_ \ @\__/a@a\__/a a/ \_@_/ \@ \__/ \__/ `a\___/a' _ _a/~~~\a_ / \___/ \ @\__/@a@\__/a `a/ \@g@/ \@' \_ Y _/' ~`=/@\='~ --------------------------------------------------------- Miki Janosi NUMA Corporation, Akron, OH Tel: (330) 925-5000 x.455 email: mjanosi@numacorp.com File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/halloween2.txt Subject: More Halloween Treats! Date: Mon, 14 Oct 1996 09:46:52 PST From: joan stark Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART >> Haunted House << 10/96 .-----. .' `. : ^v^ : : : ' ' |~ www `. .' /.\ /#^^\_ `-/\--' /# \ /#% \ /# \ /#% \ /#%______\ /#%__\ /#% \ |= I I || |- | ~~|~~~|~~ |_=_-__|' |[]| |[] |_______\__|/_ _ |= |`. ^V^ |- /= __ __ /-\|= | :; |= /- /\/ /\/ /=- \.-' :; | /_.=========._/_.-._\ .:' |= |-.'.- .'.- | /|\ |.:' \ |=|:|= |:| =| |~|~||'| |~|-|:| -|:| |-|~|~||=| ^V^ |=|=|:|- |:|- | |~|~|| | | |-_~__=_~__=|_^^^^^|/___ |-(=-=-=-=-=-(|=====/=_-=/\ | |=_-= _=- _=| -_=/=_-_/__\ | |- _ =_- _-|=_- |]#| I II |=|_/ \_-_= - |- = |]#| I II jgs | / _/ \. -_=| =__|]!!!I_II!! _|/-'/ ` \_/ \|/' _ ^^^^`.==_^. _/ _/`-./`-; `-.\_ / \_'\`. `. ===`. / .-' __/_ `. _/.' .-' `-. ; ====;\ /. `./ \ `. \ / - / .-'.' =====' > / \ / .-' `--. / .' / `-.' ======.' / >> skeleton << 10/96 _.---. .' `. :) (: \ (@) (@) / \ A / ) ( \"""""/ `._.' .=. .---._.-.=.-._.---. / ':-(_.-: :-._)-:` \ / /' (__.-: :-.__) `\ \ / / (___.-` '-.___) \ \ / / (___.-'^`-.___) \ \ / / (___.-'=`-.___) \ \ / / (____.'=`.____) \ \ / / (___.'=`.___) \ \ (_.; `---'.=.`---' ;._) ;|| __ _.=._ __ ||; ;|| ( `.-.=.-.' ) ||; ;|| \ `.=.' / ||; ;|| \ .=. / ||; ;|| .-`.`-._.-'.'-. ||; .:::\ ( ,): O O :(, ) /:::. |||| ` / /'`--'--'`\ \ ' |||| '''' / / \ \ '''' / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ /.' `.\ (_)' `(_) \\. .// \\. .// \\. .// \\. .// \\. .// \\. .// jgs \\. .// ///) (\\\ ,///' `\\\, ///' `\\\ ""' '"" -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spunk1111@juno.com ~. \____./ jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dart2.txt From - Tue Mar 11 07:22:41 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: dart sig Date: 11 Mar 1997 03:45:25 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 40 Message-ID: <19970311034500.WAA03424@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12654 In article , pete@darts.softnet.co.uk writes: > i would like a >dart a little dart... -=[ a dart ]=- 3/97 ____ \___\_.:::::::.___ jgs /___/ ':::::::' and a dartboard that turned into a pepperoni pizza: _....._ _.:`.--|--.`:._ .: .'\o | o /'. '. // '. \ o| / o '.\ //'._o'. \ |o/ o_.-'o\\ || o '-.'.\|/.-' o || ||--o--o-->| jgs `'---|/`""`\|---'` || || ASCII ART GALLERY: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/crystalpeople.txt From - Tue Jan 7 07:57:53 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!sn.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!arclight.uoregon.edu!hammer.uoregon.edu!hunter.premier.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!EU.net!uknet!usenet1.news.uk.psi.net!uknet!dispatch.news.demon.net!demon!g-dav.demon.co.uk!g-dav.demon.co.uk!sophie From: alisha Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: How's this? Date: Mon, 6 Jan 1997 15:05:17 +0000 Organization: G.R.Davies, Kitchens. Lines: 83 Distribution: world Message-ID: References: <32CD6E22.7E27@hotmail.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: g-dav.demon.co.uk X-NNTP-Posting-Host: g-dav.demon.co.uk MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsreader: Turnpike Version 1.12 <2vyGQIiQElEyIs1lCOPce50iiv> Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9775 *kewyl* Heres my crystal: ___ /_|_\ \ | / \_/a or it could be a person: ___ /_|_\ \ U / \-/a See? This persons asleep. This person isn't: ___ /6|6\ \ U / \-/a *heh heh* hang on I'm on a roll. lets see hmmmm: +++ /6|6\ \ U / \-/a Spikey hair! Oooh. Hang on, what else? Hands and shoulder (knees + toes, knees + toes) *heh heh* +++ /6|6\ \ U / __\-/__ / o- \ | | o- | | | | o- | | |_| o- |_| /@|____|@\a Oh well, I guess I'll stop there;) Maybe some other time this person will be finnished *heh heh* Oh and well done. In article <32CD6E22.7E27@hotmail.com>, James Falcon writes >Hello, I'm fairly new in the ascii art business, so here's some of my >stuff, whaddya' think? > > _A______________ > |______|||___ ---\ > \_'_\ ---\ Long pistol > \____\ > /|\ > | | | > |-+-| Crystal > | | | > \|/ > > ______ > ____________//____||____A___A___A___A___A___A___A___A___A___A___ > / O__A__A___A _______________________________________ > /_/ \__V__V__V______/\___(_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_ > > Craw Wurm > > Sincerely, > James Falcon > touchstone@Hotmail.com > http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/3968 -- (\ <__> /) What's in a name? (\ <__> /) ( \(__)/ ) / / That which we call a rose \ \ ( \(__)/ ) ( /< \ ) |/_/ By any other name would smell as sweet; \_\| ( / >\ ) (/ `\ / --William Shakespere \ /` \) ( )~~O' 'O~~( ) / \/' e-mail: sophie@g-dav.demon.co.uk '\/ \ ~~~~ ~~~~ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/fbthecurse2.txt Subject: Re: The Curse Date: Sat, 11 Jan 1997 18:03:16 -66000 From: Paul Chesson Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART On Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Peter Kwa wrote: > Hi list, I hope you like this one. > > Please release me from my curse > Kiss me, and I will be an eagle > / _ > .oo <" ) > ( -) <( <) > " " ^^ > petecasso@aol.com _ _ ( " ) *smooch* \ / _ .oo<" ) ( -) <) " " ^^ Whooops... What I meant was a _beagle_ _ _ / _ / oo \ <" ) ?! (* ) <( )> ()__() ^^ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/bestoftheasciipics.txt Subject: Best of the ASCII Pics (over 200 K) (fwd) Date: Sun, 22 Dec 1996 21:59:43 -0600 (CST) From: Lori Day To: ekveland@online.no Thank you Lorraine! It's a tree that I've never seen before! Please forward the ascii library to: ekveland@online.no Erik will make sure that it is well taken care of! Thank you very much! -joan -- _/\_ __/\__ ) . (_ _) .' ( Season's Greetings! `) '.( ) .' (` `-._\()/__(~` joan stark ()() spunk1111@juno.com / |`\ jgs ) : ( visit my ascii art gallery: `)_/` http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ Forwarding as joan requested. I can no longer keep - no room on server! Thanks, erik ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 26 Jul 1995 17:33:54 -0500 From: Lorraine N. Day Subject: Best of the ASCII Pics (over 200 K) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ///////##### //##### /#### /###### ////#### //##### ///###### ## /## /##### // //////## /## /## ///## //////## /////## /## /## ////////## //## /## /## ////// /////##### //#### //#### ///## /////## /## /#### //////## //###### /#### ///// ////## /## /## ///////## //## /////## /## /## ////////## //## /## /## //////// ///##### //##### /#### ///## //////#### //## ////////## //## /## /##### ////// ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ///////#### //#### ///#### /###### /###### /////##### //###### //#### //#### / /////## /## ## /////## //////## /////## ///////## /## ///## ///## ////## ///// ////###### /#### //## //////## /////## ///////##### ////## ///## /////#### /// ///## /## ////## /## //////## /////## ///////## ///////## ///## ////////## /// //## /## /#### ///#### /###### /###### /////## /////###### //#### //#### ///// ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /////////////////////////////////boba@wwa.com //////////////////////////////// /////////////////////////Version 1.0 - April 18, 1994 //////////////////////// ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// This file is a collection of some of the best ASCII art from The Scarecrow's ASCII Art Archive 1.0, 2.0, and 3.0. Here are some of the finest examples of ASCII art that has been posted or emailed to me. I've included 'From:' lines to tell who emailed or posted the piece(s). In many cases, the person who sends or posts the art is not the creator. Unfortunately that information is sometimes lost. The sender's comments are in quotes. My comments appear in brackets. Anything else came as part of the art. The various postings and archives have been gathered and edited by The Scarecrow. Thanks to all of you who have emailed me with art to include. Because there are practical size limits for a file like this, there isn't room for everything. So I put in samplings from as many as possible. Thanks again. Send comments, suggestions and ascii art to: boba@gagme.wwa.com ^^^^^^^^ ""''""""""" ~~~~~~~~~ Enjoy! Scarecrow ______________________________________________________________________________ ____ From: nmurray@mobius04.math.uwaterloo.ca (Dr.Seuss) "A friend sent this to me a while back..." [Cat In The Hat] __________ __________/VVVVVVVVVV\ /VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV| /VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV/ /VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV/ |VVVV^^^^^^^^^^^^ | | vvvvvv\ | vvvvvvvVVVVVVVVVVVVVV/ |/VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV| |VVVVVVV^^^^^^^^^^ | |V/ \ | vvvvvvvvvvvvv| \ /VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV\ \/VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV\____ |VVVVVVVV^^^^^^^^^^___________) |\__|/ _____ //-------- \\xx/ | xx\ /%%%%/// __ __ \\ \ \_xxx %%%% / / \ / \ | / \x%%%% ((0) ) ((0) ) | / #/|%%%% \__/ \__/ \__ ______------- \#/ |%%%% @@ \/ _/%%%% |_____ ________/|%%%% | -----___ ----- |%%%% \___ __/ ___/\%%%% / --________________// __---- \%%%% ___/ / \%%%% _/ \%%%% _/ \%%%% / \%% | |%% | ____ From: jorn@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) -_ _-_ _-_ . \ / \ / \ . \ / \ / \ . _ _ _\ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ \ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ \ _. \ / \ / \ . \ / \ / \. -_- -_- . [I believe this next one is a diamond.] _________ /|\ /|\ / | \ / | \ /__|__/ \__|__\ |\ | | | | /| | \ |----|--| / | | /\-\---|---/\ | |/_____|\|_____\| \ | \ / | / \ | / \ | / \|/ \|/ -------- [Cool.] $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$""$o$o$o$o$o$oo$$""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$""o$$$$$$$$$$"$"$$$$$$$o$"$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$"$o$$$$""$oo $ "" """$$$oo"$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$"o$$$$" ""o $oo o o ""$$$o"$$$$$$$ $$$$$"o$$$" oo$$$$$$$$$$o "$$$o"$$$$$ $$$$"o$$$ $ o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"$$oo "$$$ $$$$ $$$"$$$" "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$o$$$" $$$o$$$ $$ $$$ o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o o o "$$o"$ $"$$$" o$$$$$$$$$"$$$$$$"" "$$$$$$"$$$$$ $$$"$ $o$$" o$$$$$$$$$$o""$$$""""ooo"$$$$$$$$" $$$" $o$$" o$$$$$$$$$$ ""oo"$"$o"" $$$o o$$$ o$$$$$$$$$$ """""$ o$$o o$$$ o$$$$$$$$$$$$o "o "oo$$o o$$$ oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ooooooo$$$$$oo $"$ "$$o o$$$" "" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o " $$$ $ $$$ "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o o$$"$ $$"$$o "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o $$$o$ $$o$$$o $$""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o $$$ $$ $$$o"$$o "$"" "$""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$oo$$$"$$$ $$$$o"$$$o " $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$$"o$$$$ $$$$$$o"$$$o oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"o$$$$$ $$$$$$$$o"$$$$ooooo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"o$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$o""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"oo$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$o$""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$""oo$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$o$"$"$"$"$oo$o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ____ From: dcberner@host0.colby.edu (David Berner) "I've had this one for a long time. I've forgotten where i got it." ********* ***** ** *************************.* ****** *********** ** *******o ******* ********* **** ****`- ******* ********* ***** ****** ********** **** ## ***** ***** ## **** ### ***** ### **** #,,, ***,,, ##,,, **,,, ____ From: Purdie@zeus.usq.edu.au (Red Phoenix) "Note.. most of these aint mine.. just collected from all over the place ;)" [That's true for most of us some of the time.] [The following fractal is nice.] FRACTALFRACTALFRACTALFRACTALFRACTALFRACTCARFLATCARFLATCARFLATCARFLATCARFLATCARF FRACTAL _ _ LATCARF FRACTAL |_|_ |_|_ LATCARF FRACTAL _ _|_|_ _|_| LATCARF FRACTAL |_|_| |_| |_|_|_ LATCARF FRACTAL _| _|_|_| _ LATCARF FRACTAL |_ |_| |_ |_|_ LATCARF FRACTAL |_| _|_ _|_| LATCARF FRACTAL _|_|_|_|_|_ LATCARF FRACTAL _|_|_|_|_| |_| LATCARF FRACTAL |_| |_|_|_ LATCARF FRACTAL _| |_| LATCARF FRACTAL _ _ _|_ LATCARF FRACTAL _|_|_|_|_|_|_| _ LATCARF FRACTAL |_| |_|_|_|_|_ |_|_ LATCARF FRACTAL _|_|_|_|_|_ _|_| LATCARF FRACTAL _ _ _|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_ LATCARF FRACTAL _|_|_|_|_| |_|_|_| |_|_|_| |_| LATCARF FRACTAL |_| |_|_|_ |_|_ |_|_ LATCARF FRACTAL _| |_| |_| |_| LATCARF FRACTAL _|_ LATCARF FRACTAL _|_|_| LATCARF FRACTAL |_| |_ _ LATCARF FRACTAL _|_ _| LATCARF FRACTAL |_| |_| LATCARF FRACTAL LATCARF FRACTALFRACTALFRACTALFRACTALFRACTALFRACTCARFLATCARFLATCARFLATCARFLATCARFLATCARF . /=\\ /===\ \ /=====\' \ /=======\'' \ /=========\ ' '\ /===========\'' \ /=============\ ' ' \ /===============\ '' \ /=================\' ' ' ' \ /===================\' ' ' ' \ /=====================\' ' ' ' \ /=======================\ ' ' / /=========================\ ' / /===========================\' / /=============================\/ ##### ###### ######## ######## * ######## ######### ######### * ######### ######### ######### * ######## ######### * ######## ######## ######## * ###### ##### /\/\/\ / \ | \ / | / \ | \/ | / \ | /\ |----------------------| /\ | | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| | / \ | |\ /| | | ( ) | | | \ / | | | ( ) | | | \/ | /\ | | | | /\ | /\ | / \ | | | | / \ | / \ | |----| | | | | |----| |/ \|---------------| | | /| . |\ | | | |\ /| | | / | . | \ | | | \ / | | / | . | \ | | \/ | | / | . | \ | | /\ |---------------|/ | . | \| | / \ | / NASA | . | NASA \ |/ \| ( | | ) |/\/\/\| | | |--| |--| | | ------------------------/ \-----/ \/ \-----/ \-------- \\// \\//\\// \\// \/ \/ \/ \/ [These next one is nice.] \\ || \\ || \\ || \\ //// || //// || //// || //// ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) The 1992 Usenet \ / \ / \ / \ / W I N T E R \\ || \\ || \\ || \\ || Olympics //// || //// || //// || //// || ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) \ / \ / \ / \ / \\ || \\ || \\ || \\ || //// || //// || //// || //// || ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) \ / \ / \ / \ / \\ || \\ || \\ || \\ || //// || //// || //// || //// || ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) \ / \ / \ / \ / \\ || \\ || \\ || \\ || //// || //// || //// || //// || ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) Brought to you by \ / \ / \ / \ / the Betty Ford clinic || || || || for chronic net.abusers || || || || ____ From: ferch@ucs.ubc.ca (Les Ferch) [Probably the best unicorn I've seen so far.] / __ // -\= \=\ // --=_\=---//=-- -_==/ \/ //\/-- ==/ /O O\==-- _ _ _ _ /_/ \ ] /-- /\ ( (- \ / ] ] ]==- (\ _\_\_\-\__/ \ (,_,)-- (\_/ \ \- \/ / ( ( \ ] /) / ( \ \_ \./ ) ( \ \ ) \ ( /\_ _ _ _ /---/ /\_ \ \ / \ / ____/ / \ \ ( / ) / / /__ ) ( ) ( ) / __/ '---` / / \ / \ \ _/ / ] ] )_\_ /__\/ /_\ ]___\ (___) ____ From: STEVEN.SULLIVAN@OFFICE.WANG.COM ("Steven M Sullivan") [This next one is from Steve's castle collection.] |>>> |>>> | |>>> |>>> | * | | * / \ * * / \ /___\ _/ \ / \_ /___\ [ ] |/ \_________/ \| [ ] [ I ] / \ / \ [ I ] [ ]_ _ _ / \ / \ _ _ _[ ] [ ] U U | {#########} {#########} | U U [ ] [ ]====/ \=======/ \=======/ \====[ ] [ ] | | I |_ _ _ _| I | | [ ] [___] |_ _ _ _ _ _| | U U U | |_ _ _ _ _ _| [___] \===/ I | U U U U U | |=======| | U U U U U | I \===/ \=/ |===========| I | + W + | I |===========| \=/ | I | | |_______| | | I | | | | ||||||||| | | | | | | I ||vvvvv|| I | | | _-_-|______|-----------|_____|| ||_____|-----------|______|-_-_ /________\ /______|| ||______\ /________\ |__________|-------|________\_____/________|-------|__________| Jeffrey T. Crites ________________________ | | | | | __----__ __----__ | |/ * \ / * \| | | | | --|\ / \ /|-- / | --____-- --____-- | \ | (-| |-) | \ |. .| / --/ \-- / \ `--______________________--' \_|__|__|__|__|__|_|_/ `---__ __---' ) ( [Even Bart likes the font, and he considers most of 'em to be BUAFs.] /\ / \ \/\/ ~| !~~-! |` ,! |'` | | | | | | | | | | | _______|___|_______ \ / \_______________/ Clinton James ____ From: greening@kenyon.edu "This is my finger.plan file." ____ ____ __ ___ _ _ ___ _ _ / \ | \ / \ | \ | | | | | / (O) (O) \ | __/ |__| |___/ |\ | |__ \ / | | | \ | | | | | \| | | | \ / | |____/ | | | | | | |___ | \ |\__/| / __ __ __ ____ \ \ \__/ / / ____ / \ / \ | | | | | | | /---\\__ / \ ____ / \ __//---\ / \/ \ | | | | | | | \ \| / \ |/ / | | | | | | | | | \ \_| |_/ / \ / \ / | | | | | | \_| |_/ | \ / | | | | | | | | | | \ / | | | | | | | | | | \ / | | | | | _ | \ / | \/ | |__| |__|(_) ____ From: Judy Anderson [Here's a sampling big bunch of ascii art Judy sent over. Thanks Judy.] "I don't *think* there's anything in here that will embarrass me!!!" {Don't worry, I edited out all those nude ascii-gifs of you :-)] [Nice turtle.] ___-------___ _-~~ ~~-_ _-~ /~-_ /^\__/^\ /~ \ / \ /| O|| O| / \_______________/ \ | |___||__| / / \ \ | \ / / \ \ | (_______) /______/ \_________ \ | / / \ / \ \ \^\\ \ / \ / \ || \______________/ _-_ //\__// \ ||------_-~~-_ ------------- \ --/~ ~\ || __/ ~-----||====/~ |==================| |/~~~~~ (_(__/ ./ / \_\ \. (_(___/ \_____)_) [Hey, look at the little man on the mechanical pencil. :-)] /\ ____ <> ( oo ) <>_| ^^ |_ <> @ \ /~~\ . . _ | /~~~~\ | | /~~~~~~\/ _| | |[][][]/ / [m] |[][][[m] |[][][]| |[][][]| |[][][]| |[][][]| |[][][]| |[][][]| |[][][]| |[][][]| |[|--|]| |[| |]| ======== ========== |[[ ]]| ========== [By the Cyberfox.] "Whatever this is, it's a good rendering of it..." [OK, Judy, I'll do the jokes around here. :-)] _______ / _____ \ _____/ / \ \_____ / _____/ 311 \_____ \ _____/ / \ / \ \_____ / _____/ 221 \_____/ 412 \_____ \ / / \ / \ / \ \ / / 131 \_____/ 322 \_____/ 513 \ \ \ \ / \ / \ / / \ \_____/ 232 \_____/ 423 \_____/ / / / \ / \ / \ \ / / 142 \_____/ 333 \_____/ 524 \ \ \ \ / \ / \ / / \ \_____/ 243 \_____/ 434 \_____/ / / / \ / \ / \ \ / / 153 \_____/ 344 \_____/ 535 \ \ \ \ / \ / \ / / \ \_____/ 254 \_____/ 445 \_____/ / \_____ \ / \ / _____/ \ \_____/ 355 \_____/ / \_____ \ / _____/ \ \_____/ / \_______/ \ - \ | \ |---- \ | KKB \ |---------\ \ \ \--------O-\ \----^-|-^-\ \___/_\____\ __/_____\____\___/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "The most beautiful shapes on earth were created by the wind." . _ + . ______ . . ( /|\ . | \ . + . ||||| _ | | | | || . . ||||| | | _| | | | |_|| . /\ ||||| . | | | | | | . __||||_|||||____| |_|_____________\__________ . |||| ||||| /\ _____ _____ . . |||| ||||| |||| . . . ________ . \|`-'|||| |||| __________ . . \__ |||| |||| . . . __ ||||`-'||| . . __________ . . |||| ___/ ___________ . . _ ||||| . _ . _________ _ ___|||||__ _ \\--// . _ _ `---' .)=\oo|=(. _ . . . _ ^ . - . \.| _ ___ (_) _/XXX\ _ /XXXXXX\_ __ X\__ __ /X XXXX XX\ _ /XX\__ ___ \__/ \_/__ \ \ _/X\__ /XX XXX\____/XXX\ \ ___ \/ \_ \ \ __ _/ \_/ _/ - __ - \__/ ___/ \__/ \ \__ \\__ / \_// _ _ \ \ __ / \____// / __ \ / \ \_ _//_\___ _/ // \___/ \/ __/ __/_______\________\__\_/________\_ _/_____/_____________/_______\____/_______ /|\ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ [Nice varianion on the castle theme.] ^ / \ ^ _|.|_ ^ _|I| |I .| |.|_ \II||~~| |~~|| / ~\~|~~~~~~~|~/~ \|II I ..|/ /\ |II. | /\ / \ _|III . |_ / \ |-~| /(|I.I I |)\ |~-| _/(I | +-----------+ |. )\_ \~-----/____-~-____\-----~/ |I.III| /(===)\ | .. | /~~~-----_________---~~~\ `##########!\-#####%!!!!!| |\ _/###########!!\~~-_##%!!!\_/| \##############!!!!!/~~-_%!!!!\ ~)#################!!!!!/~~--\_ __ /#####################%%!!!!/ / \,~\-_____##############%%%!!!!\/ /!!!!\ \ \~-_###########%%%!!!!\ /#####!!!!!!!\~-_#######%%%!!!!!!\_ /#############!!!\#########%%%!!!!!!\ ____ From: emcecabe@iastate.edu (Bryan L Mccabe) [Here are a few cows.] o o |__| (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Bill Bixby male relative cow (__) (oo) /-------vv / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Bela Lugosi cow (__) =(oo)= /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Boris Karloff cow oo Claude Rains cow \^^^^^^^^\ (__) \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) *-----\_______\/\/ ^_______/ --- \______^ ^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \______/ It's a bird... It's a plane... (___) (o o) \ / \--O--/ // -----\ \\/_^{} /==V===[] \_____\\// \__/ //\\ // \\ // // ^^ ^^ The Boss (Bruce Holstien) (__) (oo) /-------------------\/ / | || * ||----------------|| ^^ ^^ Stretch Cow ____ From: hphan@beach.csulb.edu (HM) [I believe this one might have been a composite. I don't know. Notice the butterflies in the border corners. 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It was from when the group was first started. It may be the best ASCII art butterfly.] _--_ _--_ /#()# #\ 0 0 /# #()#\ |()## \#\_ \ / _/#/ ##()| |#()##-=###\_ \ / _/###=-##()#| \#()#-=## #\_ \ / _/# ##=-#()#/ |#()#--==### \_ \ / _/ ###==--#()#| |#()##--=# #\_ \!!!/ _/# #=--##()#| \#()##---===####\ O|O /####===---##()#/ |#()#____==#####\ / Y \ /#####==____#()#| \###______######|\/#\/|######______###/ ()#O#/ ##\_#_/## \#O#() ()#O#(__-===###/ _ \###===-__)#O#() ()#O#( # ###_(_|_)_### # )#O#() ()#O(---#__###/ (_|_) \###__#---)O#() ()#O#( / / ##/ (_|_) \## \ \ )#O#() ()##O#\_/ #/ (_|_) \# \_/#O##() \)##OO#\ -) (_|_) (- /#OO##(/ )//##OOO*| / | \ |*OOO##\\( |/_####_/ ( /X\ ) \_####_\| /X/ \__/ \___/ \__/ \X\ (#/ \#) ____ From: pirillc2770@cobra.uni.edu |>>> |>>> | | _ _|_ _ _ _|_ _ | |_| |_| | | |_| |_| | \ . / \ . . / \ , / \ . / | . |_ _ _ _ _ _| , | | .| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| | . | | , | . . . . | .| | . | . . . . , |. | ___----_____| . |. , _______ . | , |---~_____ _---~ | | . /+++++++\ . | . | ~---_ |. | . |+++++++| . | . | ~-_ __ | . | , |+++++++|. . _|__ | ~-_ ____--`~ '--~~__ . |++++ __|----~ ~`---, ___^~-__ -~--~ ~---__|,--~' ~~----_____-~' `~----~ ART BY T.L.G. ____ From: bertrand@scws8.harvard.edu (Charles Bertrand) {That's a pretty skinny whale. :-) Nice.] .; .`;' . ` ;;' . ` ` ` ;;;' ` @ ;;; ` ;;; ` ;;;; ` ;;;;;. ` .;;;;;;**. ` ;`* .;;; `**. ` ;;`****. 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[Cool.] * * aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa * aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa aa aa * aaaaaaaa aa a aaaaaaa aa aaaa * aaaaaaaaa aaaa aaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa * aaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaa a aaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaaa a aaaaaaaaaa aa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaa * * aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa * aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ____ >From Ric.Hotchkiss@sdrc.com /\ /\ //\\ /\ //\\///\\\ /\ //\\ ///\////\\\\ /\ //\\ /\ / ^ \/^ ^/^ ^ ^ \/^ \/ ^ \ / ^\ /\ / ^ / ^/ ^ ^ ^ ^\ ^/ ^^ \ /^ \ / ^\/ ^ ^ ^ / ^ ^ ^ \/ ^ ^ \ * / ^ ^ \/^ ^\ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ____ ^ ^ \ /|\ / ^ ^ ^ \ ^ _\___________________| |_____^ ^ \ /||o\ / ^^ ^ ^ ^\ /______________________________\ ^ ^ \ /|o|||\ / ^ ^^ ^ ^ /________________________________\ ^ /|||||o|\ /^ ^ ^ ^^ ^ ||___|___||||||||||||___|__||| /||o||||||\ / ^ ^ ^ ^ ||___|___||||||||||||___|__||| | | / ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ____ From: jsbell@acs.ucalgary.ca (Joshua Bell) .--------._ (`--' `-. `.______ `. ___________`__ \ ,-' `-.\ | // \| |\ (` .'~~~~~---\ \' | | `-' ) \ | | ,---------' - -. ` . ' ,' `%`\` | / \ | / \-----. \ ` /| ,_/ '-._ | (-' / / ` (Joshua Bell) ,`--< | \ \ \ | \ /%% `\ |/ \____---'--`% \ \ | ' ` \ | `--.__ `---._______ `. \ ____ From: bale%sunset.cs.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (bryan bale) "This is my first attempt at making an ascii-pic. Does anyone have any suggestions on how to improve it? It's for a project that I'm working on. 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Swenson) .--/| o~ " `.. - - - - . `~~\ `. `. } { /\| \ |~- -~\ | || | >> / \\|/ ||_| //_/ \|/ \|// ____ From: cjackson@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (King of FIRE Jackson) [Nice bowling ball.] _ooooo_ _/Q@Q@Q@Q@Q@\_ /@Q@Q@Q@Q7~~~Yq\ /@Q@Q@Q@7~ _ Y. (Q@( )@Q| @@@ ) (~Q@Q@Q7 ~ ) \ ~~~ / -__ _- --_____-- ____ From: rps92@ecs.soton.ac.uk (Richard Swann) [Here a sampling from a 500+ line file. If you email Richard, maybe he can send it to you.] "The Cunning Pikes.....Any new pikes send to mjg2@soton.ac.uk Designed by mjg2 & pikes while waiting for his washing (4 all at 86)" | -O_O- Cunning Pike W -O_O- King Cunning Pike + -O_O- Queen Cunning Pike | -O_-- Cunning Pike Winking | - -_- - Cunning Pike Sleeping ( ) --OO-- Cow Trying To Be A Cunning Pike } { } {{ }_O- Cunning Pike Hiding Behind Weeds }{ { | -O O- Shocked Cunning Pike o | -O_O- Cunning Pike With Necklace \o/ | --(O)-- Cunning Cyclops Pike ( Or Nuclear Sub MK2 ) | -@_@- Cunning Pike Having Seen Nuclear Sub | -X X- Cunning Pike Having Taken Something Illegal ~ | | | | | -( -( -O_O- )- )- Vibrating Cunning Pike | -O_O- | | -O_O- -O_O- Synchronised Swimming Pikes | -O_O- | -O_q- Cunning Pike With Monacle -- | -- -O_O- Cunning Pike On Skateboard -- ========== O O ____|____ | -O_O- | Limbo Dancing Cunning Pike __________________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |-O_O-| | | | | | | | |-O_O-| Acrobatic Cunning Pikes | -O_O- | | | | | | | | ^ ^ Cunning Pike On Stilts --------------| | | | | | | | | | -O_O- | | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--- Cunning Pike Doing The High Dive ____ ___________ | * | Pikes R | -O_O--- | Cunning ! | |___________| |___________| | | | -(|)- -(|)- -(|)- A School Of Cunning Pikes _ _ _ _ -O_O-O_O-O_O-O_O- -O_O-O_O-O_O-O_O- -O_O-O_O-O_O-O_O- Cunning Pike Wallpaper | -0_0-7 James Pond (The Pike Who Loved Me) /| | | | -O_O-| | | | | | | | | | | |_______________ | |_/_____________/ | | |_______________|/ Cunning Pike Pole Vaulting | | | | \ | / -O_O- / | \ Cunning Pike Disguised As Spider ____ From: marizac@u.washington.edu (Mariza Cabral) "",_o\ ! 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There's a knob called 'brightness,' but that doesn't work. ____ From: crettig@uceng.uc.edu (Craig Rettig) "Somebody on a MUD a year or two ago made this:" [Here are a few samples from The Smiley Dictionary. Maybe if you email Craig, he will send you the whole file.] :-) basic smiley ,-) winking happy smiley ;-( crying smiley O:-) angel smiley :-? smiley smokes a pipe :-}X bow tie-wearing smiley :-{ mustache :=) orangutan smiley @:-} smiley just back from the hairdresser C=:-) chef smiley X:-) little kid with a propeller beanie [:-) smiley wearing a walkman 8(:-) Mickey Mouse :----} you lie like pinnochio ____ From: alyosha@u.washington.edu (Nina Butorac) [It'd be great for an SF BBS (if it isn't already).] @\_______/@ @|XXXXXXXX | @ |X|| X | @ |X|| X | @ |XXXXXXXX | @ |X|| X | V @ |X|| .X | @ |X||. .X | V @ |%XXXXXXXX%|| @ |X|| . . X|| |X|| .. X|| @ @ |X|| . X||. ||====% |X|| . X|| . || % |X||. X|| . ||====% |XXXXXXXXXXXX|| . || % |XXXXXXXXXXXX|| . . ||====% . |XX| X|| . . || % . |XX| X|| . ||====% . |XX| X|| . . || % . |XX|======= X||============================+ || .. % ........ ===== / X|| || % X|| /) || % ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ____ From: Purdie@zeus.usq.edu.au (Red Phoenix) ~~~ | ~~~~ ~~~~ ----- | ~~~ )___( ----- | )___( --------- | / \ ------- /___________\ / \ | /_________\ --------------- | / \ ------------- / \ / \ /___________________\ /_______________\ ____________|______________________|__________ \_ _/ \______________________________________/ ~~.. ...~~~. ....~~~... ..~ | | _|_ /___\ /_____\ \___________________________\ /___________________________/ -----------|------|--------\_____/--------|------|-----------' ( ) ( ) O|OOo|oOO|O ( ) ( ) _____ _____ \\\\\\/ ___/___________________ \\\\/ / _____/__________________________ ________________ \\/ / _____/.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'_'_'_/ \_____ \__ / / _____/.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'_'_/ \__________\__ / / _____/_'_'_'_'_'_'_'_'_'_'_'_'_'_'_/ \_ / /__________/ \/____/\\\\\\ \\\\\\ ------ [This next one is the best ascii can opener I've ever seen :-)] __-, ___ _________ __(__)|___ _______/ |________| `----------|_______________---/ `----_____|___ ( ___+-----------------<---------_____________-----_ `----- `-----------' | +---_/ ____/__/___/_____ | ====== || |_________________|| ____ From: fontana@cis.ohio-state.edu (Mark Fontana) [Little Mermaid.] ____---------____ _-- -- ---__ | -_ - | | What would I give | _---___ . | to live where you are? | | /.- "--____/ | What would I pay \__ -_|/ \. | | to stay here beside you? --__| | | What would I do to see you | -. .-. |/ | smiling at me? ||O| |O_| |/_| |_ Where would we walk? | / | \__ Where would we run? | ` / \___ If we could stay __----- \ `==' | \__ all day in the sun? - \.__ | | Just you and me - | | | And I could be / _---___| |---__ | Part of your | - \ | world... | | | | | | | | | | _---_ /\. | | | | / \. / \ | | | | | \ | | ____ From: cat@wixer.bga.com (Dr. Cat) +-------------------------------------+ | ___ | | __.--/) .-~~ ~~>>>>>>>> .-. | | (._\~ \ ( ~~>>>>>>>>.~.-' | | -~} \_~-, )~~>>>>>>>' / | | { ~/ /~~~~~~. _.-~ | | ~.( `--~~/ /~ ~. | | .--~~~~_\ \--~( -.-~~-. \ | | ```-'~~ / / ~-. \ .--~ / | | (((_.' (((__.' ```-' | +-------------------------------------+ ____ From: jsv@math.canterbury.ac.nz (Julian Visch) / \ / _ \ | / \ | || || _______ || || |\ \ || || ||\ \ || || || \ | || || || \__/ || || || || \\_/ \_/ \_// / _ _ \ / \ | O O | | \ ___ / | / \ \_/ / \ / ----- | ----- \ | \__/|\__/ | \ |_|_| / \_____ _____/ \ / | | ____ From: Knight@info.polymtl.ca (Chevalier) ___,--------,____ __--~~~~ ~~---,_ ,-' __,--,_ `\,___,-,__ ,-' __/'/-~~~\ ` ` . ' , | `~~\ _/` _/~~ '~~ \,_\_ o / ' '~_/' `\ /' ' =-'~~ _ / ~ /' `\ _/' /~ ,--,____,-----|,_,-,_ `\ _,/' ' ,-' _ `~'------'~~~~~-- `~~~~\ | ,-' /~ ' ,-~~~ _, ,-=~~~~~~~~~~~~'| | ~ .' 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Favorite variations include modifying the eyes..." ____ From: emc@m-net.arbornet.org (Evan M Corcoran) "Here is my variation on the temple, including some statuary of gods in the frieze (or whatever the hell that triangular part is called.) Based on the work of: jmarttila@abo.fi (Jouni Marttila) + nveilleu@emr1.emr.ca (Normand Veilleux)" [It came through a little messed up, so I put the pieces back together.] ___---___ ___---___---___---___ ___---___--- * ---___---___ ___---___--- o/ 0_/ @ o ^ ---___---___ ___---___--- @ i_e J-U /| -+D O|-| (o) / ---___---___ ___---___--- __/| //\ /| |\ /\ |\| |_ __--oj ---___---___ __---___---_________________________________________________________---___---__ =============================================================================== |||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| |||| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |___-----___-----___-----___-----___-----___-----___-----___-----___-----___| / _ ----- _ \ / _ ----- _ \ / _ ----- _ \ / _ ----- _ \ / _ ----- _ \ ( (o\_____/o) ) ( (o\_____/o) ) ( (o\_____/o) ) ( (o\_____/o) ) ( (o\_____/o) ) \__/|||||\__/ \__/=====\__/ \__/=====\__/ \__/=====\__/ \__/=====\__/ ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| (OOOOOOO) (OOOOOOO) (OOOOOOO) (OOOOOOO) (OOOOOOO) )%%%%%%%( )%%%%%%%( )%%%%%%%( )%%%%%%%( )%%%%%%%( (ZZZZZZZZZ) (ZZZZZZZZZ) (ZZZZZZZZZ) (ZZZZZZZZZ) (ZZZZZZZZZ) =========================================================================== __|_________________________________________________________________________|__ _|___________________________________________________________________________|_ |_____________________________________________________________________________| _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ ____ From: moustier@salambo.enserb.u-bordeaux.fr (Moustov) [And now, a police lineup...] (#######) _____ (#########) / \ (#########) |\/\/\/| /\ /\ /\ /\ \/ | (#########) | | | V \/ \---. .----/ \----. | (o)(o) (o)(o)(##) | | \_ / \ / | .---_) ,_C (##) | (o)(o) (o)(o) <__. .--\ (o)(o) /__. | |.___| /____, (##) C _) _C / \ () / | \__/ \ (#) | ,___| /____, ) \ > (C_) < /_____\ | | | / \ /----' /___\____/___\ _____/ \ OOOOOO /____\ ooooo /| |\ \ / \ / \ / \ / \ Homer Marge Bart Lisa Maggie ____ From: gripe@cs4sun.cs.ttu.edu (Unix GRIPE Services) [Here's more from Abdul's big collection.] ! ! ^ / \ /___\ |= =| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | /|##!##|\ / |##!##| \ / |##!##| \ | / ^ | ^ \ | | / ( | ) \ | |/ ( | ) \| (( )) (( : )) (( : )) (( )) (( )) ( ) . . . 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L_ ! / _)! / /__L _____/ (____) (____) _____ (____) \_(____) ! ! ! ! \__/ __ || ==== | |__ | |-.\ |__| \\ || || ======__| ________||__ /____________\ ___________ _______________________________________^__ ___ ___ ||| ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ | __ ,----\ | | | |||| | | | | | | | | | | | | |_____\ |___| |___|||| |___| |___| |___| | O | O | | | | \ ||| |___|___| | |__| ) ___________|||______________________________|______________/ ||| I'd rather be at DisneyWorld... /-------- -----------'''---------------------------------------' [Is this Mr Yuck?] _________ __--~~~~ ~~~~--__ _-~~ ~~-_ _-~ __ __ ~-_ o~ ~~~~~oo oo~~~~~ ~o _~ __--__ __--__ ~_ o~ ~ ~ ~o _~ ~_ # # # # ~_ __oooo~~~#~~~oooo__ _~ # o####### # #######o # ~_ _##~~~~~~# ~ # ~~~~~##o _~ ~o -~ # # ~~ o~ ~-_ ~~---~~ _-~ ~-_ _-~ ~~--__ __--~~ ~~~~---------~~~~ ____ From: dcberner@host0.colby.edu (David Berner) [I believe someone sent in a half of a peace sign, to which Dave says...] "um.... hm.... okay, here is a work in progress, it is a reworking of one of the, um hands that someone sent me (thanks! :] ) but i'm not finished with it yet..." /"\ /"\|\./|/"\ |\./| |\./| | | | | | |>~<| |/"\ |>~<| |>~<|\./| | | | | | /~T\| | =[@]= | |_/ | | | | | | | ~ ~ ~ | | |~< | ~ | | ' | \ | \ / \ / \. / | | | | ____ From: mmc7@po.CWRU.Edu (Malinee M. Chuaprasert) [cs_a264@king.ac.uk (Frederico Terenas) asked "has anyone got a simple, about 20/30 lines birthday card ?" To which, Malinee replies...] "How's this? It might be a little big, but it's what I had on hand. (Oh, and it is an original.)" /^\ / (/^\) / \ ( \ \ / ( \ /^\ / ) \ | _|_ \ | |/^\| | / _|_ | | _|_ \ / _|_ | | | | | | _|_ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ****| |******| | | | | |****| |**** | | | |****| | *| | | | | | | |***** * | | H A P P Y | | * * * | * B I R T H D A Y ! * | | ***** ***** | |@ ********** ********** @| | @ @ ************* @ @ | | @@@ @ @ @ @ @@@ | | @@@@ @ @ @ @ @@@@ | * @@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@ * * @@@@@ * ***** ***** ********** ********** ************* ____ From: devon@ai.mit.edu (Devon Sean McCullough) [A few more cows.] O__O (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow at Disneyland \_|_/ (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty (__) ~~ (oo) ~~~~ /-------\/ ~~~~~ / | || ~~~~~ * ||----|| ~~~~~~~~ ====~~====~~==== ~~~~~~~~~/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu )\ (__) / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow swimming at Amityville (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated) * \ \ |\ \ | \ (__) \\|| \(oo) \||\ \\/ ~~ \|| \\ || \\|| \|| ~~ \\_ \_ Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen \ (__) \\(oo) /-----\\\/ / | (##) * ||----||" ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes. [Devon got the next three from eric@snark.UUCP (Eric S. Raymond)] (__) (\/) /-------\/ / | 666 || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Satanic cow (__) ($$) /-------\/ / |=====|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ This cow is a Yuppie (__) (**) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow in love [Devon got this one from ihnp4!decvax!savax!sii!siia!kgg (Kenneth G. Goutal)] ____ (____) (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ holy cow ____ From: vlinders@rcl.wau.nl (Meindert de Jong) _ __/\ /\_\ \ | \ | \ ___ \ \ / _ \ _| \ { ( \^) \ \ \ \ \| \ \ \ \ -- \ ____) \ \ \ | ) ___\_________________________/____________ .......................... ~~~~ ............................ ............................. ............................... ............................... .............................. [Meindert asked if someone wanted to finish the drawing. 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Is it a cat or an owl? They say it's a cat.] ,. ., ,: ':. .,. .:' :, ,', '.:' ':.' ,', : '. ' ' .' : ', : ' ' : ,' '.' .,:,. .,:,. '.' ,: V '. .' V :, ,: / ' :, ,: :, ,: =:= :, ,: , : , :, :' ',.,' ',.,:' ': :' ':WW::' '. .:' '::::' ': ,: '::::' :, :' ':::' ': ,: ':'' :. ____ From: Nveilleu@emr1.emr.ca (Normand Veilleux) _________ _________ / \ / \ Normand / /~~~~~\ \ / /~~~~~\ \ Veilleux | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / | | | | | | | | // (o o) \ \_____/ / \ \_____/ / \__/ \ / \ / | ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ^ "Here is the ascii graphic of a 5 1/4" diskette. 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I found it floating around and touched it up a bit.] PROBLEM SOLVING P R O C E S S YES ============================= NO +-----------|| Does the Darn Thing work? ||-----------+ | ============================= | V V +----------+ +---------+ +---------+ | Don't | NO | Does | +-------+ YES | Did you | | mess | +---| anyone |<------| YOU |<---------| mess | | with it! | | | know? | | MORON | | with it | +----------+ | +---------+ +-------+ +---------+ | V | YES | NO | +------+ +-----------+ | | | HIDE | V V | | IT | +--------+ +-----------+ | +------+ | YOU | YES | WILL THEY | | | +------->| POOR |<------------| CATCH YOU?| | | | |BASTARD!| +-----------+ | | | |________| | NO | | | | | | | | V V | | | +---------------+ +-----------+ | | | NO | CAN YOU BLAME | |DESTROY THE| | | +------| SOMEONE ELSE? | | EVIDENCE | | | +---------------+ +-----------+ | | | YES | | | v | | | ============================ | | +---->|| N O ||<---------+ +------------>|| P R O B L E M || ============================ ____ From: Patrick.Cain@comp.vuw.ac.nz (Pat Cain) ################################################################ ################################################################ ################################################################ ##########^^^###############^^"^^###############^^^############# #^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^""""" """""^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^#### ##o............. .. .. .............o##### #################o:^####oooo. .oooo####^:o#################### ####################o:^###### # ######^:o####################### #######################o:^"" ""^:o########################## #######################^ o-"""-o ^########################## ######################: # - # :######################### #######################o ^-...-^ o########################## #########################o.. ..o############################ ##############################o################################# ################################################################ ################################################################ ################################################################ ################################################################ ################################################################ ################################################################ ################################################################ ################################################################ ____ From: Steven.Sullivan@Office.Wang.Com (Steven M Sullivan) __________ 1 1 1 1 1 1 ____ 1 ____ 1 / \1 / \1 1 1 1 1 \____/ \____/ _________ (=========) |=========| |====_====| |== / \ ==| |= / _ \ =| _ |=| ( ) |=| /=\ |=| |=| /=\ |=| |=| USA |=| |=| |=| |=| _ |=| |=| |=| |=| | | |=| |=| |=| |=| | | |=| |=| |=| |=| | | |=| |=| |=| |/ | | \| |=| |=|/ | | \|=| |=/NASA |_| NASA\=| |(_______________)| |=| |_|__|__|_| |=| |=| ( ) ( ) |=| /===\ /===\ ||||||| ||||||| ------- ------- (~~~) (~~~) | .-. | / \ .-. | / \ / \ .-. .-. _ _ +--/-------\-----/-----\-----/---\---/---\---/-\-/-\/\/--- | / \ / \ / '-' '-' |/ '-' '-' /\ /**\ /****\ /\ / \ /**\ / /\ / \ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\/\/\ /\ / / \ / \ / \/\/ \/ \ /\/ \/\ /\ /\/ / / \/ \ / / \/ /\ \ / \ \ / \/ / / \/ \/ \ / \ \ / / \/ \/\ \ / \ / / \ __/__/_______/___/__\___\__________________________________________________ O O . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /\ /\ . /\ / \ / \ |@> / \ / \ / . \ | / \ / \ / |@> \ /\ / \ / \ / /\ \ / | \ / \ / \ / \ / / \ / _ | _ \ / \ | O | / _ _ _ / / \ |_|_|_| \ / \ |___| / | |_| |_| | / / \ | O | / \ | |_| / /\ | | _ _ _ \ |___| / \ |__|| / / \ | O O | | |_| |_| | | |_| / | |_| / \ | __ _ | | | |__|| / |_| | / | | | | O O O | | |_| / |__ | / | O O O | | _ | _ _ _ ______ | _ _ _ | _ | | |__|_ | |_| |_| |_| |______| |_____| |_| |_| |_| |__|_ |_| | | _| | _ | | _| ____ _|| _ | | | | | _| _ ||_| _|_ | _|_ |||||| |_| _||_| _|_ | _| _| | | __| |_| |_ | | |__ |++++| |_|| |_ || __| |_| |_________|___________|-------------------|___________|_________| ____ From: renogaw@wpi.WPI.EDU (Michael John Wagoner) __----~~~~~~~~~~~------___ . . ~~//====...... __--~ ~~ -. \_|// |||\\ ~~~~~~::::... /~ ___-==_ _-~o~ \/ ||| \\ _/~~- __---~~~.==~||\=_ -_--~/_-~|- |\\ \\ _/~ _-~~ .=~ | \\-_ '-~7 /- / || \ / ~ .~ | \\ -_ / /- / || \ / / ____ / | \\ ~-_/ /|- _/ .|| \ / |~~ ~~|--~~~~--_ \ ~==-/ | \~--===~~ .\ ' ~-| /| |-~\~~ __--~~ |-~~-_/ | | ~\_ _-~ /\ / \ \__ \/~ \__ _--~ _/ | .-~~____--~-/ ~~==. 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' -e@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@*^"~ . ' . ' ,@@@@( e@*@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@^~ . . ' @@@@@@, ~^@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@~ ,e**@@*e, ,e**e, . ' '@@@@@@e, "*@@@@@'^@ @',e@@@@@@@@@@ e@@@@@@ ' '*@@@@@@ @@@' 0 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@',e, ; ~^*^' ;^~ ' 0 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@^""^@@e@@@ .' ,' .' @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@' '@@@@@ ' , ,e' . ;@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@' ,&&, ^@*' , . i^"@e, ,e@e @@ @@@@@@@@@@@@' ,@@@@, ; ,& !,,@@@e@@@@ e@@ @@@@@,~*@@*' ,@@@@@@e, ', e^~^@, ~'@@@@@@,@@@ @@@@@@, ~" ,e@@@@@@@@@*e*@* ,@e @@""@e,,@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ee@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@" ,e@' ,e@' e@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@" ,@" ,e@@e,,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@~ ,@@@,,0@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ____ From: s1171180@giaeb.cc.monash.edu.au (Rowan Crawford) "Here's yet another ascii pic, this time of a little kitten on a hand. This was basically a "time test" to see how fast I could do it:" . ,. T."-._..---.._,-"/| l|"-. _.v._ (" | [l /.'_ \; _~"-.`-t Y " _(o} _{o)._ ^.| j T ,--. T ] \ l ( /-^-\ ) ! ! \. \. "~" ./ /c-..,__ ^r- .._ .- .-" `- . ~"--. > \. \ ] ^. \ 3 . "> . Y -Row ,.__.--._ _j \ ~ . ; | ( ~"-._~"^._\ ^. ^._ I . l "-._ ___ ~"-,_7 .Z-._ 7" Y ; \ _ /" "~-(r r _/_--._~-/ / /,.--^-._ / Y "-._ '"~~~>-._~]>--^---./____,.^~ ^.^ ! ~--._ ' Y---. \./ ~~--._ l_ ) \ ~-._~~~---._,____..--- \ ~----"~ \ \ "Geez, I give myself a few minutes to "whip up" a pic, and I choose to do a kitten on a hand. DOOOOOOH. The kitten actually looks REALLY cute in the original photo, but unfortunately I could get the same appeal in the ascii. Oh well." "And while I'm at it, here's an elephant:" ___ _,.--.,_ .-~ ~--"~-. ._ "-. / ./_ Y "-. \ Y :~ ! Y lq p | / .| _ \. .-, l / |j ()\___) |/ \_/"; ! \._____.-~\ . ~\. ./ Y_ Y_. "vr"~ T ( ( |L j -Row [nn[nn..][nn..] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "His name is Bob." [Bob? I've never seen anybody name an ASCII animal pic before ... hmmm ... and why Bob?] ___,A.A_ __ \ , 7"_/ ~"T( r r) | \ Y | ~\ .| | |`-' | | | | | | | | j l / \ Y Y l \ : | /\ )( ( / \ I| |\ Y I l| | Y j ( )( ) l / . \ ` | |\ -Row Y \ i | ! Y l .\_ I |/ | \ / [\[][]/] j ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Let's check out this next one. Hey Row, that's a pretty nice buzzard, but you got its knee's backwards. :-)] __ .^o ~\ Y /'~) } _____ l/ / / ,-~ ~~--.,_ ( ( / ~-._ ^. \ "--'--. "-._ \ "-.________ ~--.,__ ^. \"~r-.,___.-'-. ^. YI \\ ~-.\ || \\ `\ || // || // () // || // -Row || ( c ___._ __ ___I|__`--__._ __ _ "~ ~ "~ :: ~~" ~ ~~ :: .: . ____ ___ .-~. /_"-._ `-._~-. / /_ "~o\ :Y \ \ / : \~x. ` ') ] Y / | Y< ~-.__j / ! _.--~T : l l< /.-~ / / ____.--~ . ` l /~\ \<|Y / / .-~~" /| . ',-~\ \L| / / / .^ \ Y~Y \.^>/l_ "--' / Y .-"( . l__ j_j l_/ /~_.-~ . Y l / \ ) ~~~." / `/"~ / \.__/l_ | \ _.-" ~-{__ l : l._Z~-.___.--~ | ~---~ / ~~"---\_ ' __[> l . _.^ ___ _>-y~ \ \ . .-~ .-~ ~>--" / \ ~---" / ./ _.-' "-.,_____.,_ _.--~\ _.-~ ~~ ( _} -Row `. ~( ) \ /,`--'~\--'~\ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ____ From: purdie@zeus.usq.edu.au (Red Phoenix) _____________________________________________________________ / _____ __ __ ___ __ ___ \ / | | | |\ | | ` | ` __ | / | | | / / | / | | | | \| | | | / | | | / / | / | | | ` ' `--' `--' ' ' `--' ' ' | / ==<===|====|====|========== U.S.S. ENTERPRISE ============= | <_-----------|---------|--------------------------------------------| \__ \ / \ \ / / | `------_ \_____/_______________\______\__________/________/__/__ / || === ==<============ NCC-1701/7 ======-------- ===/ \_||___________________________________________________==/ -===- -===- [Where's the 3 1/2 inch disk? Do I have to make it myself?] ___________ SAVE | | THE | | DISK! | (O) | | !|! | |____!_!____| [Don't ask me what 'hampster' means.] /\ || ==== | | | | ==== XXXX |\/| |/\| |\/| |/\| |\/| |/\| /____\ | | | | / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ ---------------- |--------------| | | | | | | | |-----| | | | _ | | | / \ | | /___\ | | / \ | | | | |\ /| | | | \_/ | | | | _ | | | <__ | | \ | | \___/ | | _______ | | | | | | | | | | | ______ | | | | | |--- | | |_____ | | _____ | | | \ | | |____/ | | | \ | | | | | | | | __ | /| || |\ / | || | \ / | || | \ / | || | \ ----- | HH | ----- | | | HH | | | | | | HH | | | | | | HH | | | | | |______HH______| | | --------/ HH \-------- . _ . _____________ |\_|/__/| / \ / / \/ \ \ / Happy! Happy! \ /__|O||O|__ \ \ Joy! Joy! / |/_ \_/\_/ _\ | \ ___________/ | | (____) | || |/ \/\___/\__/ // _/ (_/ || | ||\ \ //_/ \______// __|| __|| (____(____) Stimpson J. 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O \ (_____, \ `----. \ \ \ \ \ \ `. _ _ \ ~- _ _ - ~ ~ - . \ ~-. \ `. \ / / \ \ `. | } | } \ `| / | / \ | / | / \ | /`- _ _ _| /.- ~ ^-. \ | / | / `. \ | | | | -. ` . _ _ _ _ _ _ |_____| |_____| ~ . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ > ____ From: renogaw@wpi.WPI.EDU (Michael John Wagoner) [And another.] . . / `. .' \ .---. < > < > .---. | \ \ - ~ ~ - / / | ~-..-~ ~-..-~ \~~~\.' `./~~~/ .-~~^-. \__/ \__/ .' O \ / / \ \ (_____, `._.' | } \/~~~/ `----. / } | / \__/ `-. | / | / `. ,~~| ~-.__| /_ - ~ ^| /- _ `..-' f: f: | / | / ~-. `-. _||_||_ |_____| |_____| ~ - . _ _ _ _ _> ____ From: wa2ise@netcom.com (Robert Casey) "In article <1994Jan21.172814.20133@raven.alaska.edu> brady@saturn.uaamath.alaska.edu (Brady W. Clark) writes: > Well, I'm looking for a good ascii of saturn to use as the intro >message on my system. Anybody out there got a good one? > How about:" [Saturn as seen from one of its moons.] . . * . . . . * . . . . . . . . o . . . . . . 0 . . . , , , . \ . . . \ , . o . . . . . \ , . . #\##\# . . . # #O##\### . . . #*# #\##\### . , . ##*# #\##\## . . . ##*# #o##\# . , . . *# #\# . . . , \ . . ____^/\___^--____/\____O______________/\/\---/\___________---______________ /\^ ^ ^ ^ ^^ ^ '\ ^ ^ --- -- - -- - - --- __ ^ -- __ ___-- ^ ^ -- __ ____ From: "B.K.Bullock" . .-~\ / `-'\.' `- : | / `._ | | .-. { \ | `-' `. \ | / ~-.`. \| .-~_ .\-.\ .-~ \ `-'/~~ -.~ / .-~/|`-._ /~~-.~ -- ~ / | \ ~- . _\ ____ From: u7814040@cc.nctu.edu.tw (Ming-Chih Hsieh) /^\/^\ _|__| O| \/ /~ \_/ \ \____|__________/ \ \_______ \ `\ \ \ | | \ / / \ / / \\ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / _----_ \ \ / / _-~ ~-_ | | ( ( _-~ _--_ ~-_ _/ | \ ~-____-~ _-~ ~-_ ~-_-~ / ~-_ _-~ ~-_ _-~ ~--______-~ ~-___-~ ____ From: Nveilleu@emr1.emr.ca (Normand Veilleux) .aadddbbbbaa, ,adddbbbbaaa. .ad" "\bbmdd/" "ba. .,d" `"' "b,. .,ad" "ba,. .,amd" __..,,,aaaaaadddddddMbbbbbbbaaaaaaa,,,..__ "bma,. ,am8888ca8"""""'' ``""""8ac88888ma, """""]8a. .a8[""""" "8ba. .ad8"' `"8bma,. .,amd88"' `"""88bmm==Normand===Veilleux==mmd88"""' `""""""""""""""""""""""' ____ From: boba@gagme.wwa.com (The Scarecrow) [I took pics from Iain P. Grier and added the computers and words.] __ ___________________________________ _( _)_ / I know Beethoven was great, \ ( _) ( ) _____ | but do you have to say it | (_) (_) @@@@@@@ | every day on rec.music.classical? | __/ . | @@@ .|_ \ __________________________________/ / \ --\_) _________@@( _) |/ | | | | /\ \__/)-/_______(@@@@__-/ | | |' |--|**|\__ --| (___) \___ /\ ## !_!-v----v-" |*****|__ |____________| \ | / \## __--"""i i""""""""""i \*(#####) || || \___|____/\__## !_______! !__________! 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(obviously, you can change the candles. :) )" ,' ,' * * ; ; 8a 8888a 88a 8a 8a 8 8a 8 ...8a 8a 88888a ,............8a........8a.......,. ,aaaaabbbba"""""' a8aaa 8 .aa8a """""bbbbbbaaaaaa. MMaaaa 88888 8888a aaaaMM M.' "MPPPPPbbbbbbaaaaaaa. ..aaaaabbbbbbbbPPPMP"" M M. M MM MM"PPPPPbbbbbbbbPPMMP"" MM ; M M. IP P M M P M M.b Id ,aa, Iaa, daa, P ,Pada b d Paa, ,aa, b d M M.b ,d d'`b I ;a d ;a b d daa, d daI, d b d d "a d'`b b d M Mbbaad daab daa' daa' b d d a d d a d baad d a daab d M M.b .d d b d d d daa; d daa' d b d d ,a d b d M M.b. d d b d d d d a d d "a d b d daa' d b d M Md.. . , , d daa' d d a M Ma,..,.a. , , ,aM `PMMMbbbbbaaMaaaaa;.., ..;aaaaaabbbbbMMMP' `"PMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP"' ____ From: bcr@bohr^physics^purdue^edu (Bill C. Riemers) [I confess to madifying it a little. Sorry Bill, if you're the artist.] ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ____ From: RGINZBERG@eagle.wesleyan.edu (Ruth Ginzberg) __ / \ / ..|\ (_\ |_) / \@' / \ _ / ` | \\/ \ | _\ \ /_ || \\_ \____)|_) \_) /^-^\ / o o \ / Y \ V \ v / V / - \ / | ( / | ===/___) || Noodles /^-----^\ V o o V | Y | \ Q / / - \ | \ | \ ) || (___\==== Ralph _____^_(smart bump) | | \ \ / ^ | / \_/ 0 \ / \ / ____ 0 / / \___ _/ Razza - a mix of Lab and / \__ Chow ( @\___ / O / (_____/ /_____/ U Cocoa - a mix of Rottie and /^ ^\ Shepard / 0 0 \ V\ Y /V / - \ / | V__) || ^\ / //o__o /\ / __/ \ \______\ / -ARF! 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Check out this fancy chicken :-)] o o% // -="~\ ~\\\ \\\ \\\ );\ /|;;\ """;;;;;;;\ ///"""""""";;;;;;\ ___////+++++""""""""""""";;;@@\ __________///////++++++++++++++""""""""@@@@%) ....__/0)///0)//0)//0)/++////////++++++++++"""@@@%%%%%/ ..---0)/--------////////////////+++++++/////+++++@@%%%%%%%/ ..///---0)---0)///0)//0)///0)/////////+++++====@%%%%%%/ ...0)....//----///------////////////+++++///" \/\\// //../0)--0)///0)///0)///0)//++++///// / \/ --///--------///////////+++///// _/ / .-//..0).-/0)--0)--0)--0)--.. /\ / .......--/////////. /\_ .0)..0).. ____ From: vlinders@rcl.wau.nl (meindert de jong <^_^>) [A blast from the past. And a striking one too. Wish I'd done it.] "Swan and shadow by Adrienne Rich (1969)" Dusk above the water hang the loud flies Here O so gray then what A pale signal will appear when Soon before its shadow fades where Here in this pool of opened eye in us No upon us As at the very edges of where we take shape in the dark air This object bares its image awakening ripples of recognition that will brush darkness up into light even after this bird this hour both drift byatop the perfect sad instant now already passing out of sight toward yet-untroubled reflection this image bares its object darkening into memorial shades scattered bits of light No of water Or something across water Breaking up no being regathered soon Yet by then a swan will have gone yes out of mind into what vast pale hush of a place past sudden dark as if a swan sang ____ From: jorn@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) [The following are a few samples from an almost 32 K file. If you email Jorn, maybe he can send the whole thing to you.] __|__ --@--@--(_)--@--@-- DC-6 by Dave Goodman __|__ --o--o--(_)--o--o-- generic bomber by David Goodman __|__ --------(_)-------- O O O O Generic 4 engine Jet variation by Paul Tomblin ab401@freenet.carleton.ca __|__ *---o--(_)--o---* by Francis Jambon Francis.Jambon@imag.imag.fr _ .--- _________/ |__--'@/ (__PAN AM/__|__===-~ 727 from KANNO HIDEO kanno@tansei.cc.u-tokyo.ac.jp -----|----- *>=====[_]L) -'-`- Rob Logan rob@sun.soe.clarkson.edu _ , _.o..__ / \ +********=++-' ` o/ (from: Stephen_Pennypacker@vos.stratus.com) __ \ \ _ _ \**\ ___\/ \ X*#####*+^^\_\ o/\ \ \__\ (from: Stephen_Pennypacker@vos.stratus.com) ____ From: boba@gagme.wwa.com (The Scarecrow) [Speaking of flying machines, I clipped these somewhere] ---------------+--------------- ___ /^^[___ _ /|^+----+ |#___________// ( -+ |____| ______-----+/ ==_________--' \ ~_|___|__ ___ \\ \ \\ `\ ___ \\ \ | \ \\ `\ |_____\ \ \ |______\ \ `\ | \ \ \ | __\__---------------------------------._. __|---~~~__o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_[][\__ |___ /~ ) \__ ~~~---..._______________/ ,/_________________/ / / / ,/ / / / ,/ / / // ,/ // / // ,/ //_/ ____ From: little@berlioz.nsc.com (Thomas Little) [Oh, and a train.] o x o x o x o . . . o _____ _______________ ___=====__T___ .][__n_n_|DD[ ====_____ | |.\/.| | | |_| |_ >(________|__|_[_________]_|____|_/\_|___|_|___________|_| _/oo OOOOO oo` ooo ooo o^o o^o o^o o^o -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- ____ From: Judy Anderson ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ < :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: > < :::::::::::: :::::::::::: :::::::::::: > < ::::::::: :::: ::::::::: > < ::::::: ******** :: ******** ::::::: > < ::::: **** **** **** **** ::::: > < :::: **** **** **** :::: > < ::: **** ** **** ::: > < ::: **** **** ::: > < :::: **** ***** :::: > < ::::: **** **** ::::: > < ::::::: **** **** ::::::: > < ::::::::: **** **** ::::::::: > < ::::::::::: **** **** ::::::::::: > < :::::::::::::: **** **** :::::::::::::: > < ::::::::::::::::: **** **** ::::::::::::::::: > < :::::::::::::::::::: **** :::::::::::::::::::: > < ::::::::::::::::::::::: ** ::::::::::::::::::::::: > < ::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: > < ::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::: > < ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: > < :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: > ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() _______________ |*\_/*|________ | ___________ | .-. .-. ||_/-\_|______ | | | | | .****. .****. | | | | | | 0 0 | | .*****.*****. | | 0 0 | | | | - | | .*********. | | - | | | | \___/ | | .*******. | | \___/ | | | |___ ___| | .*****. | |___________| | |_____|\_/|_____| .***. |_______________| _|__|/ \|_|_.............*.............._|________|_ / ********** \ / ********** \ / ************ \ / ************ \ -------------------- -------------------- hi, my honey. i'm really happy that my mailbox is full of those pretty hearts every day. so, i just thought i would return the favor, just in case you'd not yet realized just how i love you. you are just so very, very, very extraordinarily special and i adore you ! ____ From: youngpj@newton.ccs.tuns.ca (Peter James Young) "I got these from someone a while back in a large file of ASCII art." ____________ --)-----------|____________| / / -)------======== / _____ / \ \ / /____/ \ \ / / \ \__/_________/__ \ _ _| ^-- || | ________--------|_____________|\ - \----------- || - ============================ ______________ | - _____________________________| |' || |/ / |_____________| / / \ \ / / \ ___\ -)---------======== \ \____\ THE FORCE, LUKE, \ \ USE THE FORCE! \_________\_ --)-------------|___________| ____ From: tld@haley.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Terry Davidson) [Wolf.] _ / \ _-' _/| \-''- _ / __-' { | \ / \ / "o. |o } | \ ; ', \_ __\ ''-_ \.// / '-____' / _' _-' ____ From: ian@cs.mcgill.ca (Ian Frederic STEWART) [Bear derived from Wolf.] __ __/~~\-''- _ | __- - { \ / \ / ;o o } | ; ' \_ (..) 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See below for how to make them easily.] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 aaaaaaaaa 8 aaaaa aaaa8aaaa aaaa8 aaaaa aaaaa 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8aaaaaaaa a 8aaaaaaa8 8aaaaaaaa 8aaaa a 8 8 8aaaaaaa8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 a 8aaa8aaaaaaaa a 8 aaaaaaaa8 8aaa8 8 8aaaaaaaa 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8aaaaaaaaaaaa 8aaa8 8aaaa 8 aaaaa 8aaaaaaaa 8 aaaa8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 aaaaa 8aaaa 8 8aaaa 8 8aaaaaaa8 a a 8 8aaaaaaaaaaa8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8aaaaaaa8aaaa 8 8 8 aaaa8aaaa 8 aaaa8 8 8aaaa 8aaaa 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 aaaaa 8 8aaaaaaaa 8aaaa 8 8aaaa 8aaa8 aaaa8aaaaaaaa 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 aaaa8aaaa a 8aaaa aaaa8aaaa 8 8 8aaaaaaaaaaaa 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8aaaaaaaa 8 8 8 8aaa8 8aaaaaaa8 aaaaaaaaa 8 8aaaaaaa8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 aaaa8 8aaa8 aaaaa 8aaaaaaaa 8aaa8 a 8aaaaaaaa a 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa8aaaaaaaaaaa8aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa8aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa8aaa8 "If you wish to create your own mazes use the following grid and replicate the bottom two lines as many times as you need to make a large rectangle of little squares." aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8aaa8aaa8aaa8aaa8aaa8aaa8aaa8aaa8aaa8aaa8aaa8aaa8aaa8aaa8aaa8aaa8aaa8aaa8 "Then, all you have to do is knock down walls. As a finishing touch, replace by an 'a' all the 8's that are on top of a vertical line or that show through a line of a's." ____ From: salvav@vccsouth08.its.rpi.edu (Vito Salvaggio) "Here's some stuff I found around the net. None of these is my own work. Authors unknown." Constitution Class: USS Enterprise NCC1701 __________________ __ \_________________|)____.---'--`---.____ || \----.________.----/ || / / `--' __||____/ /_ |___ \ `--------' Constitution Class: USS Enterprise NCC-1701 Refit/NCC-1701A ___________________ _-_ \==============_=_/ ____.---'---`---.____ \_ \ \----._________.----/ \ \ / / `-_-' __,--`.`-'..'-_ /____ || `--.____,-' Excelsior Class: USS Enterprise NCC-1701B _ _______________________ ________.--'-`--._____ |____==================_) \_'===================` _,--___.-|__|-.______|=====/ `---' `---------._ ~~~~~| `-._ - - - ,' \_____,-' Ambassador Class: USS Enterprise NCC1701-C ___________________ ____....-----....____ (________________LL_) ============================== ______\ \_______.--'. `---..._____...---' `-------..__ ` ,/ `-._ - - - | `-------' Galaxy Class: USS Enterprise NCC1701-D _____ __...---'-----`---...__ _=============================== ______________,/' `---..._______...---' (____________LL). . ,--' / /.---' `. / '--------_ - - - - _/ `~~~~~~~~' A concept for the Nova class starship, from pg 178 of the Tech Manual: _____ _____ ____ /-----`-----'--.--`---...____ _________/___/_______|_|==|===|=====|=====|===|===` (_________________LL<_) `---`-..__|__..-'---' ,/ /_------' . . ,--' _/ ( `./ '----------_ - - - _/ `~~~~~~~' ____ From: mw8956@ARK.SHIP.EDU (The Wolfe) .@@@@@@@@@. @@@ @@@@ @@. @@@ . '94-the wolfe @@@. .@@@ nn nn M |M| @@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@MM@MM@@@@@@@@@@@MMM@MMM@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@. @@@' `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@MM@MM@@@@@@@@@@@MMM@MMM@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@' @@. .@@@ uu uu M |M| @@@@@@ @@@. .@@@@ ' @@@@ `@@@@@@@@' @@@@@@@@ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&/ &&&&&&&M|" "|M&&&&&&/ &&&&&&M| |M&&&&&/ '94-the wolfe &&&&&&&M| |M&&&&&&/ &&&&&&&&M| |M&&&&&&&/ &&&&&&&&M\_/M&&&&&&&/ &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&/ ____ From: jsloan@carson.u.washington.edu (Jim Sloan) "In article <2ejclv$ir4@news.doit.wisc.edu>, jean-yves sgro wrote: >A friend of mine requested a DNA double helix... I know it's >not really "fun" stuff... IF anybody as an idea please >post or e-mail or ftp or ...." 6098)o%:::%o(860 098)o%:::%o(8609 6o%:%o(86098) (86098)o 6098)o%::%o9 098)o%::::::%o9 6o%::::::%o(860 6o%::%o(8609 o(86098) (86098)o%:%o9 6098)o%:::%o(860 098)o%:::%o(8609 6o%:%o(86098) (86098)o 6098)o%::%o9 098)o%::::::%o9 6o%::::::%o(860 6o%::%o(8609 o(86098) (86098)o%:%o9 6098)o%:::%o(860 098)o%:::%o(8609 6o%:%o(86098) (86098)o 6098)o%::%o9 098)o%::::::%o9 6o%::::::%o(860 6o%::%o(8609 o(86098) (86098)o%:%o9 6098)o%:::%o(860 098)o%:::%o(8609 6o%:%o(86098) (86098)o 6098)o%::%o9 098)o%::::::%o9 6o%::::::%o(860 6o%::%o(8609 o(86098) (86098)o%:%o9 6098)o%:::%o(860 ____ From: vicki@cco.caltech.edu (Vicki Brown) ;A: :'"`: ~ ~ ~ ~ . : ; : , " " ' " ; . : ; ' : ,' Y ;Y . ~~-C, , . ~ .".: , : ' . \. { ~ >``\ V /' :. *>/ ,*,o@o,*.. } ; . ',6*"@@*9, `, ` : { ' .: .'{o"@"@*o} L, : : .' .;&)"^"(*:: `.*:, ,' `:. .:' .'::' i `:.*. : ` ~ .;, `~~~ ".* / ; : : ? { ." ; : i, : "V' : : :|} { " } Y : : ; : ; `;. . 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What's up? \ * * / \ How ya doin' ? / * O O * / \ / * | * * * * * * * \ / * * * * * * * \ / * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * [This is the pic I learned to draw fire from. 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One small and one big.] |__ o\ | W \O | |\_ |\ | /-\ \O | / \ | | /| | | \ =_-___ o \__ \ o __| \ o \__ \ oooo \ \ \ \ __________________ | \ |__________________| \ | \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ _----_ | | \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | \ | | \/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | | | | |/\/\/\/\/\| | \__/ | |/\/\/\/\/\| __--- | |/\/\/\/\/\| / \ | | | | | / | | \ | | | \ | | | \____-----\ | | \____----- | | | \ | | | \ \ \_|_ | | \____/ ___/ \_____/\ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ /\ / / \ | | \/ \/ \/ \ \ | __/ | \_/ /______/ ____ From: Knight@info.polymtl.ca (Chevalier) [A caterpillar...] /~~\ ____ /'o | .';;|;;\ _,-;;;\;-_ ,' _/'| `\_/;;;/;\ /;;\;;;;\;;;, | .' `;/;;;| ,;\;;;|;;;|;;;|;\ ,';;\ | |;;;/;: |;;;\;/~~~~\;/;;;| ,;;;;;;.' |;/;;;| |;;;,' `\;;/;| /;\;;;;/ `|;;;/;\___/;~\;| |;;;;;----\;;;|;;/' `;/;;;|;;;|;;;,' |;;;;|;;;;;|;;|/' `\;;;|;;;/;;,' `\;/;;;;;;|/~' `\/;;/;;;/ `~------' `~~~~~ -Chev [Which turns into a...] o o __,--, ____ `\ /' ,-~~| \ ,-~~ |~~~~-,_ Y /~~\ | /' \ | / '\,/,\' /\_/ /' `\ `\,/~~\_,-|,,,|--|_ | /' `\. \_/' |,,,| |~\-' `-'|' | |,,,| _| | | \ /\,/\ | |' `-. `~~\,/\/~~ /' `.,--|' `~. | || \, ` __ , /~/' ,--, _/`, ,/'/' /'/~ .'___|/ /____/'/' __/| /~ __ `\ /~~, /' _,-,__/' , \ /'/~/ /' .~ ` \_/ / , "~_/' ,-'~~~~~---,_ `, `~ `~~~| /' ~~\__ `~\_ |~~~/ `~---,__ _, /' | /~~\ _/' ~~\ `~, |/\`\ /' _,-~/ /' .' __ `/' `~\ \ |~~~/ `\`\ `-\/\/~ /' .' | `| \/ | `\_ | |/\`\ `,`\ /' |_ ,' /~\ /' |' | `\ \~\| `\`\ _/~~_/~' /' /' ~~/ / `\ `\, | \ | ~/ `\`\/~ _/~ ~/~~~~\/' `\__/' \/\ `\_/\ `\~~\ | \`\ _/~' \ /~~' `~~~\`~~~' `~~' `'__ `\`\/~ _/~\ `\ /' _/ `\ _,-'~~ | `\_/~ `\ `\ _|--' | `\ |' `\ `\ /' _/' | /' /\|' /\/~~\-/' _,-' | /' /' ` |_`\~~~/`\ /~ \/~~' /' |`\~ \ `\ `\ `| /' ____ From: Nveilleu@emr1.emr.ca (Normand Veilleux) "The following heart was posted not too long ago by jgreen@trumpet.aix.calpoly.edu" [Reposts a heart from 1.0. And then posts the following anti-aliased version. Nice. Maybe some periods or commas instead of the underlines would be good.] "Using some smoothing "magic" it was transformed into this:" _____ _____ ,ad8PPPP88b, ,d88PPPP8ba, d8P" "Y8b, ,d8P" "Y8b dP' "8a8" `Yd 8( " )8 I8 8I Yb, ,dP "8a, ,a8" "8a, ,a8" "Yba adP" `Y8a a8P' `88, ,88' "8b d8" Normand "8b d8" Veilleux `888' " ____ From: taras@eng.umd.edu (Tara R. Scholtz) "First off, I want to thank the two who sent me horse ascii pictures." ,~~_ |/\ =_ _ ~ _( )_( )\~~ \,\ _|\ \~~~ \` \ ` ` ((^--__ | /\ --___ __ ( / \ ) \\ / |~~~~/ \ \\ / \ / \ , /,`\ ` | \____\\ _( ) \ \-\~~~_|\ \ \ ` \ ` ` ` ____ From: tshaynes@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca (Timmy@work.hell) "The angel is a first (and only) draft. Man, I couldn't have done that if I did 10 drafts!" [Yeah, I hear ya. This next one's really nice.] `; ;, `@, ,@@ `@@, ;@;' ,:;@;, .;@;:, `@;:;@@;, ,;@@;::@' `@;::;@@;,. .,;@@;;:;@' ;:;;;;;@@@@,;@, , , ,@;,;@@@;;;;;;: `:;;:;;;;;@@@@@@@; .;;;;, ;@@@@@@@;;;;;;;;;' `:;;@@;:;@@@@@@@@ ,;;, @@@@@@@@;;;;@@;:' `::;;;;@@@;;@@@;';;;,@@;:@@@@;;:;;;' `:;;;;;@@@;;:@@;;@@;;@@@@;;;;;:' ```;@@@@@@@@@@@@@@;''' ;@@@@;;@@@@; ,@@@;:;;;;;;@@@, ;:;@:',;;;;@,';@; ;@@;;@@; ;@@@;@@; :;@;;;@; ;;;;;;' `;;;;; `:;' `' ____ From: s1171180@giaeb.cc.monash.edu.au (Rowan Crawford) "...I do realize that a snowman is a completely inappropriate picture for me to use (it'll be up around 32 degrees C here at Crissy), but I like snowmen." .-~~\ / \ _ ~x .-~_)_ ~x".-~ ~-. _ ( / \ _ || T o o Y || ==:l l < ! I;== \\ \ .__/ / // \\ ,r"-,___.-'r.// }^ \.( ) _.'//. / }~Xi--~ // \ Y Y I\ \ " Y | | |o\ \ | | l_l Y T | -Row l "o l_j ! \ / ___,.---^. o .^---.._____ "~~~ " ~ ~~~" . /\ /l ((.Y(! \ |/ / 6~6, \ _ +-. \`-=--^-' \ \ _/ \ ( . Y /"\ `--^--v--. / _ `--"T~\/~\/ / " ~\. ! _ Y Y./' Y^| | |~~7 | l | / ./' | `L | Y .^/~T | l ! | |/| | | .`\/' | Y | ! Rowan Crawford. l "~ j l j_L______ \,____{ __"~ __ ,\_,\_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Another Australian native animal to get the ascii treatment..." [Brushtail Possum] : : __ | | _,_ ( ~~^-l_____],.-~ / \ ")\ "^k. (_,-" `>._ ' _ `\ \ _.-~/'^k. (0) ` (0 .-~ { ~` ~ ..T / . "-.. _.-' / Y . "T Y l ~-./l_ | \ . .<' | `-.._ __,/"r' l .-~~"-. / I Y Y "~[ | \ \_.^--, [ \ _~> | \ ___)--~ | ^. : l ^. _.j | Y I | l l I Y \ | -Row \ ^. | \ ~-^. ^. ~"--.,_ |~-._ ~-. | ~Y--.,_ ^. : : "x \ \ \. \ ] ^._ .^ ~~ "Ok, here's another "unrelated to anything" pic:" . . /^\ . /\ "V" /__\ I O o //..\\ I . \].`[/ I /l\/j\ (] . O /. ~~ ,\/I . \\L__j^\/I o \/--v} I o . | | I _________ | | I c(` ')o | l I \. ,/ _/j L l\_! _//^---^\\_ -Row ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Aaaaand now another one. This time a 'wittle bunny 'wabbit:" , /| __ / | ,-~ / Y :| // / | jj /( .^ >-"~"-v" / Y jo o | ( ~T~ j >._-' _./ / "~" | Y _, | /| ;-"~ _ l / l/ ,-"~ \ \//\/ .- \ Y / Y -Row l I ! ]\ _\ /"\ (" ~----( ~ Y. ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ . + + . ___ . . _.--"~~ __"-. ,-" .-~ ~"-\ . . .^ / ( ) . + {_.---._ / ~ / . Y . / \_j + . Y ( --l__ | "-. . | (___ \ . | .)~-.__/ . . l _) . \ "l + \ \ \ ^. . ^. "-. -Row . "-._ ~-.___, . "--.._____.^ . . /T /I / |/ | .-~/ T\ Y I |/ / _ /T | \I | I Y.-~/ I l /I T\ | | l | T / T\ | \ Y l /T | \I l \ ` l Y __ | \l \l \I l __l l \ ` _. | \ ~-l `\ `\ \ \\ ~\ \ `. .-~ | \ ~-. "-. ` \ ^._ ^. "-. / \ | .--~-._ ~- ` _ ~-_.-"-." ._ /._ ." ./ >--. ~-. ._ ~>-" "\\ 7 7 ] ^.___~"--._ ~-{ .-~ . `\ Y . / | <__ ~"-. ~ /_/ \ \I Y : | ^-.__ ~(_/ \ >._: | l______ ^--.,___.-~" /_/ ! `-.~"--l_ / ~"-. (_/ . ~( /' "~"--,Y -=b-. _) (_/ . \ : / l c"~o \ \ / `. . .^ \_.-~"~--. ) (_/ . ` / / ! )/ / / _. '. .': / ' ~(_/ . / _ ` .-<_ /_/ . 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(( .^. / /\ " }__ //===- ` / / ' ' "-.,__ {---(==- .^ ' : T ~" ll -Row / . . . : | :! \\ (_/ / | | j-" ~^ ~-<_(_.^-~" ____ From: Purdie@zeus.usq.edu.au (Red Phoenix) ___----------___ _-- ----__ - ---_ -___ ____---_ --_ __---_ .-_-- _ O _- - - -_- --- - - __---------___ - - _---- - - -_ _ ` _- _ _ _-_ _-_ _ _- ____ -_ - -- - _-__ _ __--- ------- - _- _- -_-- -_-- _ -_- _ _- _ - [This next one is a real mickey mouse pic.] ****** ******** ********* ** ******* ***** ******** ******* ****** ** ************* _* ************* / * ************* | * (*) *** *** |(* * * * ** ** * ** * * )__ * ** \ \____* * \ (|)* ***\__* -| |- -| [-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-] |- [-_-_-_-_-] | | [-_-_-_-_-] | o o | [ 0 0 0 ] | o o | | | -| | | |- | | | |_-___-___-___-| |-___-___-___-_| | | o ] [ 0 ] [ o | | ] o o o [ _______ ] o o o [ | ----__________ _____----- | ] [ ||||||| ] [ | | ] [ ||||||| ] [ | _-_-|_____]--------------[_|||||||_]--------------[_____|-_-_ ( (__________------------_____________-------------_________) ) ____ | | ___\ /~~~| _:_______|/'(..)`\_______/ | | <_|`````` \__~~__/ ___|_| :\_____(=========, ,--\__|_/ | \ /---' | / |____/ _______ __ / ------. / ._`_ | / ~--~ \ | | __ `.____________________ _^-----^ | | I=|=======/--\=========================| o o o | \ | I=|=======\__/=========================|_o_o_o_| \| / ~ ~ \ .---. . -----' ~~'' ____ From: Nveilleu@emr1.emr.ca (Normand Veilleux) /\_/\ /\ / o o \ //\\ \~(*)~/ ` \/ ^ / | \|| || Lara \ '|| || Allen \)()-()) |\ o | \ o |\ / .\ o | | ( |/ \ / | / |/ __________ / ___ ___ \ / / @ \/ @ \ \ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/books3.txt From - Fri Mar 7 19:23:34 1997 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!EU.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!cliffs.rs.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: sig size ascii of a book Date: 7 Mar 1997 05:24:09 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 54 Message-ID: <19970307052400.AAA26773@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: <5fjuko$e35@news.nu.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12460 In article <5fjuko$e35@news.nu.edu>, dissel@nunic.nu.edu (David S. Issel - 2144244) writes: > http://nunic.nu.edu/~dissel/asciiart.html There's David Issel's URL!!! A couple more variations on my book (my *very own* book): -= [ books ]=- 3/97 , , |\\\\ ////| | \\\V/// | | |~~~| | | |===| | | |j | | | | g | | \ | s| / \|===|/ '---' , , /////| ///// | |~~~| | |===| | |j | | | g | | | s| / |===|/ '---' /|~|\ / |=| \ / | | \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |=| | | //A\\ | | /// \\\ | |/// \\\| ` ` -joan -- , , /(_, ,_)\ DON'T MESS WITH ME... \ _/ \_ / I'M A REAL CRAB TODAY! // \\ \\ (@)(@) // joan stark \'="=="='/ spunk1111@juno.com ,===/ \===, ",===\ /===," ASCII art gallery: " ,==='------'===, " http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ jgs " " File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/grim.txt @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@\ @ ::@ ::@@@ ::@ ::@ @ ::@\ @ .:::::::::::@ ::@@ ::@ ::@ @ ::@\ @ ::@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ ::@@@ ::@ ::@@ ::@\ @ ::@ ::@ ::@@ @ ::@ ::: ::@\ @ ::@ ::@ .:@@ ::@ @ ::@ .@@ ::@@ ::@\ @ ::@@@@@@@ ::@ ::@@ ::@ @ ::@ ::@ @::@ @ ::@\ @ ::@ ::@ ::@ @ ::@ @ ::@ ::@ @@ @ ::@\ @ ::@ ::@ ::@ @ ::@@ ::@ ::@ @ ::@\ @ ::@ ::@ @ ::@@ ::@ ::@ @ ::@\ @::::::::::::::::@::::::@ @::::::@::::::@::::::@ @:::::@\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@\ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/footprints.txt From - Sun Feb 9 14:36:22 1997 Path: torget.bgnett.no!nntp.uib.no!nntp.uio.no!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Ascii Foot prints? Date: Wed, 05 Feb 1997 11:26:25 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 30 Message-ID: <32F86051.5F76@wing.rug.nl> References: <5coomb$blu@pith.uoregon.edu> <19970130055700.AAA23770@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: wing2.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) To: cschatz@gladstone.uoregon.edu Xref: torget.bgnett.no alt.ascii-art:17005 How about these, oriented horizontaly: _,-'`B _,-' D ( ,-. D `-' `-'() ,-. ,-.() ( `-' D `-._ D hh `-._,B -Shimrod See ya, -- _____ _ _ _ ,-'`. | __| |_|_|_____ ___ ___ _| | _ _ _ _ ___ ,'`.,-'`. |__ | | | | _| . | . | | \ / \ |\| ' | /`.,'`.,-'`. |_____|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |___|___| |_/ \_/ | | | (`./`-,'`.,-'`. _ _ _ _ _ _ \.\.( `,'`.,-' Herman Hiddema |_) /| |\| | / ` )`\ |.|`,' Venuslaan 147 c | /"| | | | \_, ,' \/`) /.| 9742 KN Groningen ,-'"`-. / \,'\/`( ( The Netherlands //// / @ @ \ \\\\ \,'`./`./`.\ tel. 050-5775373 \ :=| ,._,. |=: / \ ,'\ /\ ) mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl || ,\ \_../ /. || \ ,; \,' http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod/ ||','`-._))'`.`|| `: \.' `-' (/ `-' `./ Now there's a man who knows where his towel is! File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/frogs2.txt here's one of my frogs: >> frog << 10/96 .. .' @`._ ~ ...._.' ,__.-; _..------/` .-' ~ : __./' , .'-'--.._ ~ `---(.-'''---. \`._ `. ~ _.--'( .______.'.-' `-.` `. : `-..____`-. ; `. ```` ; ~ jgs `-.__ __.-' ````-----.......-----''' ~ ~ ~ and here's a little story I found about frogs...(not my work) A famous frog researcher at Harvard o_o yelled: "Jump!" /|/| And the frog jumped. //^ ^ ^ ^ The famous researcher pulled off the o_o left front leg and yelled: "Jump!" /|/ And the frog jumped. //^ ^ ^ The famous researcher pulled off the o_o right front leg and yelled: "Jump!" / / And the frog jumped. // ^ ^ The famous researcher pulled off the o_o left hind leg and yelled: "Jump!" / / And the frog jumped. / ^ The famous researcher pulled off the o_o right hind leg and yelled: "Jump!" / / But the frog did not jump. The famous frog researcher at Harvard then wrote in his notebook: "If you pull off all four legs, the frog becomes deaf!" from: PeterKwa@aol.com -hope it helps! -joan -- spunk1111@juno.com http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373 =('Y')= File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/canflag.txt Subject: Hugo Glagovsky : Ascii Art Date: Mon, 23 Dec 1996 22:44:20 PST From: spunk1111@juno.com To: ekveland@online.no --------- Begin forwarded message ---------- From: Hugo Glagovsky To: spunk1111@juno.com Subject: Ascii Art Date: Mon, 23 Dec 1996 23:02:55 -0800 Message-ID: <32BF801F.6878@einstein.com.ar> I found your Home page, and thought it was just the best I had ever seen. I'd like you to have this, my version of the Canada flag --------------------------------------------------------- *********** *********** *********** *********** *********** |\/^\/| *********** *********** _|\/| \ / |\/|_ *********** *********** \_ |_/ \_| _/ *********** *********** \ / *********** *********** \ / *********** *********** / ___ \ *********** *********** -----/ | \----- *********** *********** | *********** *********** *********** *********** *********** (if you want to put it in your home page, just add my name: Hugo Glagovsky) Regards, -- .;'/\';.;';.;';.;';.;';.;';.;';.;';.;';.;';. || H u g o G l a g o v s k y \||/ /()\ glago@einstein.com.ar .;\__/;';.;';.;';.;';.;';.;';.;';.;';.;';.;. --------- End forwarded message ---------- File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/beefisheweamare.txt From - Fri Dec 6 20:49:29 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!portc01.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: spunk1111@aol.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose, Date: 6 Dec 1996 14:50:34 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Lines: 67 Message-ID: <19961206145000.JAA21224@ladder01.news.aol.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder01.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com X-Newsreader: AOL Offline Reader How about this??? .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. _,._ __.' _) \ <_,)'.-"a\ _ ___ /\ /' ( \ \.\'.\ >={)'> _.-----..,-' (`"--^ \'\.'\ \/ \ // | __\.\:/_// \ / /\ (| `; , | -{{{{{(__(") /\ >={)'> \ ;.----/ ,/ `~~~~ >>>^ >={)'> \/ ) // / | |\ \ \/ / \ \\`\ | |/ / / \ \\ \ | |\/ `" `" `"` _____, ________),__) ________) (--|__) _ _ (--|_ ' , |_ (--|_ _ _|___)(/_(/_ _| |/_)| | _|__(_|_)(/_ ( ( |__, ( ~~%%%%%%_,_, __, ~~%%%%%%%-"/./ -==<' `\ (\_ _/) ~~%%%%%-' / `. __, ) / ) ( ) ( ~~%%%%%%' . ,__; -==<' `\ / (_, ( ( ) ) ~~%%%%%%' : \0\ ) / | ,-,`\ ) ( ) ( ~%%%%%%' : `. / (_, \\ \ \ ( ( ) ) %JGS%' `. _, ' | ,-,`\ `\, \ \ \_(\ \.--./ /)_/ %%%' .'`-._ `. \\ \ \ ||\ \`|, `)` 9 9 '(' %' : `-. (,; `\, \ \ _|| `=`-' / \ %' : `._\_.' ||\ \`|,~~`~` ( ) ( ) %' ; _|| `=`-' `(_c__c_)` ~~`~` `--` __,________) ________) ,__) __,________) _, (--| | | _,,_ _ (--|_ _,,_ _-|- , (--| | | _ _ , _ (_| _| | |(_|| (/_ _|__(_|| (/_|_/_)_ _| | |(_)(_)/_)(/_ ( |__, ( ,__| ( \_/ ___, ,__) ,/ \, '-0-' (--|\ ._ -|- _, // \\ --0-- _|-\| | | (_| ((__,-"""-,__)) \ / .-0-. ( \__, `--)~ ~(--` __\/ \/__ .-'( )`-, __\/ \/__ `~~`d) (b`~~` _\-'"'-/_ _.---.) | | (_, ,_) (^--^)_.-" `; | | |6 6| ) ee ( | | | | | (_.__._) / | | | | `--', ,' | | | \_/ | jgs )_|--')_| (6___6) '._|_.' ""' ""' `---` __, ,_____) _____ _______) | (--|__| ' ,_ ,_ _ (--/ _`,_ (--| \ _ _ ,_ | _| | | |_)|_)(_) \__)| |(_| _|__/(/_(/_| . ( |_, | | |_, ( jgs'96 .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. -- _/\_ __/\__ ) (_ _) .' ( Season's Greetings! `) '.( ) .' (` `-._\()/__(~` ()() joan stark / |`\ spunk1111@juno.com jgs ) : ( `)_/` http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/axe.txt From - Wed Nov 20 23:26:15 1996 Path: online.no!sn.no!news-stkh.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!hammer.uoregon.edu!hunter.premier.net!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!howland.erols.net!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Battle axe/great axe Date: Thu, 14 Nov 1996 19:45:58 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 63 Message-ID: <328B68E6.559A@wing.rug.nl> References: <568nlf$hsi@swen.emba.uvm.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: wing2.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX A.09.01 9000/735) To: John Printon John Printon wrote: > > I'm looking for a ascii double bladed battle axe or great axe. > Something from 4 lines to half a standard page in size. With Celtic > knotwork designs on the blade, but that's just in dream land. I'd like > the axe though if anyone has one or even several to choose from. Here's something: ,:\ /:. // \_()_/ \\ || | | || || | | || || |____| || \\ / || \ // `:/ || \;' || || XX XX XX XX OO `' (>| | ! +-+ =============| | `:_;' A /!\ / ! \ /\ )___( ( `.____(_)_________ | __..--"" ( _.-| \ ,' | | \ / | | \( | | ` | | | | (Y) (X) (=) (>+<) /`-'\ | | | | \,T./ | | | | | | Hope there's something you like, -- ,-. , , ,"""----....____ ( ` | @ | |Herman Hiddema """---...___ `-. |,-. , .-.-. :-..-. .-| | mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl ""-._ . ) | | | | | | | | | | | | http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod `-. `-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' `-' `-` `-----------------------------------` File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/ams.txt Subject: Anti-MS Logo Date: Sun, 6 Oct 1996 13:00:27 +0100 From: Daniel Strychalski Reply-To: anti_ms@oeh.uni-linz.ac.at To: ekveland@online.no This needs work, but what are friends for? It's nice and round on my LCD screen and in most print preview displays, but a bit elongated on a VGA text screen. Oh, well. Use it (or your own version) in good health. _,-g-,_ _gHP*"^"*7Hg_ .dH. . __.4Hb. .HP |\ /|/,4F\ YH. GH | \/ :4F__ HG YH. | ,4F' \ .HY `Hb |,4F'|\___/ dH' `Y>4F' . Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART Ryan wrote: >Macarena: Hey, that's cute! I did some diddling and this is what I arrived at: 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60WWWW5WWW7072 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, Macarena 03 04 by Ryan A Estrada and Pete Casso 970114 04 05 05 06 DaleAltoCuerpoAllegriaMacarenaDaleAltoCuerpoAllegriaCosablena... 06 07 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 07 08 ( "> ( "> ( "> ( "> ( "> ( "> ( "> |( ">| ( "> 08 09 /( )\ <( )| <( )> >( )> >( )< (> )< (><) ( ) |( )| 09 10 ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ 10 11 11 12 Heeeeey, MACARENA! 12 13 / 13 14 _ ? Birdstein has gone crazy ... 14 15 ( "> OO. 15 16 (( /( )\ )) (- ) 16 17 ^^ " " 17 18WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60WWWW5WWW7072 That was Miss Birdstein doing the "Macarena"! I wonder if anyone will do Auntie Birdstein doing the "Tai Chi" series. There is already a "Tai Chi" series with little human beings, 3 or 4 lines high, circulating in the ascii art world. >Skating Lesson: > > _ YAAAAAAAAH! > ~~~~~ ( @@> / > ~~~~~ >( )< > ~~~~~ % % > > Decided NOT to take up skating, huh? *** > \ . -o ' _ _ **** > ( -) % = (< (xx> % > " " I like the macarena better, but the (roller?) skating Birdstein is also cute. This gives me the idea to the following improvements below: proper surfboards and more realistic surfing position. Thanks Ryan! I also removed the reference to the World Wide Web and the Queen's WWW crown since the cartoon already works perfectly without those add-ons. These add-ons merely crowd the picture, I think. 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60WWWW5WWW7072 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, Surfing 03 04 by Pete Casso 970114 04 05 05 06 Swim faster, slowpokes! I'm sinking! Faster frogstrokes! 06 07 / 07 08 / uh! ah! oh! Ribbit! 08 09 _ / / / / 09 10 ( "> .oo .oo .oo .00 10 11 (> )> ============== ( -) == ( -) == ( -) == ( -) 11 12 ~~~ / / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12 13 13 14WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW5WWW60WWWW5WWW7072 File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/baseball.txt Subject: Re: Baseball ASCII art Date: Wed, 2 Apr 1997 20:16:22 -0800 From: Diane Wenner Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART On Wed, 2 Apr 1997, Lo wrote: > Does anyone have any baseball related ASCII art? Thank you so much. > Here's what I have--not much. Diane From: spunk1111@aol.com (Spunk1111) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: REQ: Cleveland Indians/Baseball Art Date: 4 Sep 1996 17:20:39 -0400 Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) This was sent to me from PapaJohnny! I'd like to see more baseball stuff if anyone is willing to share... _-`. ,-"` |-`. | | _-| |\ | _-| | \\| | | `| _-| | | _-| | | | ,===========;...'.-| ,;||||||||||||||||\ | /\""""""""/"\"`-.|||| //\\------/ /\\. `\|||| // \ / \ `. `.|| // dP; / ,\ ` .\|.-. ,-'' --^,' /__ d#\ |;/ | | _ Y "-^;#\ `i / `. \"-.; ) `. \\ | `--""""""""""""`. | `:. | | | | | | _/ `:. | | | ' ,'_,-' `:-._ _.-',' `--_"""""_.-' """"" -Joan ___ ___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / __/ _ \ | | \| | |/ /| | | | |SPUNK1111 \__ \ _/ | | .` | . < | | | | |@juno.com /___/_| \___/_|\_|_|\_\|_|_|_|_|@aol.com *****joan*stark***** == == **** ****** ***** ******** ***** ******* ******** ******* ******** *======* ******** *======* ******** *======* ******** ******** ******** *======* *======* *=====** ******** ******** ******** ******** ******** ******** *** *======* *======* *======* ***** ************************** ****** ************** === *=**** * ***** *====****- ==******=****** * * * **** -* *********=******* * **** *** ** ***** -=******* ********** ****= =-***;***** ************==********;**** *******=*****=********** ****==*****=********** *********=*********** **=================** ********************* ********************* Artist: unknown == dMb _--_ dMb _--_ MMM _--_ __(._ ) d0P ( A's) MMM ( A's) < (D) .MP /___7 MMM /___7 .~ \ /~```M-. .~~\ /~~. 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You got cursed too! / .oo oo. ( -) (- ) " " " " petecasso@aol.com File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/centaur.txt From - Mon Dec 30 00:18:33 1996 Path: online.no!Oslo2.Norway.EU.net!Norway.EU.net!nntp.uio.no!news.apfel.de!news.nacamar.de!uunet!not-for-mail From: "Jason C. Wenger" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Winged Centaur Pic. Date: Wed, 25 Dec 1996 19:58:12 -0600 Lines: 47 Message-ID: <32C1DBB4.6319@clinton.net> Reply-To: jwenger@clinton.net NNTP-Posting-Host: dialup32.clinton.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01Gold (Win95; U) Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:9344 Well, I've done my best... but the horse is the only part that looks good. I want the wings to be bigger (hmmm... need a second one...), and more natural-shaped. I also think that the human torso just looks BAD, especially the arms and hair. Any suggestions? / /\ ___ / \ \\\\\ __________ | \ /O ))) _--~~~ ________/ | \ |= / _-~__--~~~ _____/ |_____ \_|_|___ / ____---~~~~__/ <--E---<< \ > (( ||_ (| // || )) \_| || // || /_| /_| /_| -- +-------------------------------------------------+ | Jason C. Wenger www.clinton.net/~jwenger/ | | 'Thursday' on Kali jwenger@clinton.net | | Illegitimi no carborundum jwenger@juno.com | +-------------------------------------------------+ | Remember: 2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2 | +-------------------------------------------------+ | So... So you think you can tell | | Heaven from Hell? Blue skies from pain? | | Can you tell a green field | | From a cold steel rail? | | A smile from a veil? | | Do you think you can tell? | | "Wish You Were Here" - Pink Floyd | +---BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-------------------------+ | G>CS/>E d-? s: a- C++>++++ U? P? L? E? W++>+++ | | N++ o? K? w+>+++++ O? M--- V? PS+ PE+ Y? PGP- t | | 5? X? R tv-(--) B++++ DI+ D- (DESCENT2++++++) G | | e-* h! r-- !y- | +--END GEEK CODE BLOCK----------------------------+ File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/hagar.txt Subject: Comic art Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 14:50:52 EDT From: Ryan A Estrada Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART References: <19970409.155154.10423.6.spunk1111@juno.com> Hey everyone, Does anyone by any chance still have all that comic strip art I've sent out (besides the one from today)? Mine all got deleted and I'd like to save it. Here's a new Hagar one; ^ __________ / \__________________ \_____/_ \_____/ \ __ \ \\\\/_. . . \/// \ | | | \ / | \ \\\/_ . \//// )|__| |_ \/ | \ _\\/_ . ( ) . \/______/ | | | | | ) (_______\____/_____) ( | | |__ | O / ||_ \ / \ \ \_______ __________/ //|_ o\/o |\\ / / / /\_ _______ | _\ ___/ / / / \____/_ \_/ \ \ <_____/ / / /(__ ) \ \ \___ / / / \_______/ | | |||)___ | / /___/_____ | \ | /||||||\ \ \ \//////// / / / /|||||||\ | | |////// / / / /|||||||| \ \ \ \\\\\\\ / / / /||||||||| | Ryan "Anthropomorphism" Estrada File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/dart3.txt From - Wed Mar 12 21:10:55 1997 Path: online.no!uninett.no!nntp.uio.no!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news.apfel.de!news-fra1.dfn.de!news-ge.switch.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!surfnet.nl!rug.nl!velthuis@rc.rug.nl From: Shimrod Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: dart sig Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 14:57:25 +0100 Organization: RuG Lines: 37 Message-ID: <3326B645.3B38@wing.rug.nl> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: wing1.wing.rug.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; HP-UX B.10.20 9000/735) To: pete@darts.softnet.co.uk Xref: online.no alt.ascii-art:12714 pete@darts.softnet.co.uk wrote: > > Please help!(if you can) > Being a darts fanatic i would like a > dart for my signature but i can't > seem to get it right anybody with > a good pic would be welcome > thank you. Made this recently: ,-'"""`-, ,-----. ,' \ _|_ / `. | 501 | /`.,'\ | /`.,'\ `-----' | ( /`. \|/ ,'\ ) | H |--|--;=@=:--|--| | H U ( \,' /|\ `./ ) H U | \,'`./ | \,'`./ U | (|) `. / """ \ ,' | (|) hh '-._|_,-` (|) Hope you like it, -- _____ _ _ _ ,-'`. | __| |_|_|_____ ___ ___ _| | _ _ _ _ ___ ,'`.,-'`. |__ | | | | _| . | . | | \ / \ |\| ' | /`.,'`.,-'`. |_____|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |___|___| |_/ \_/ | | | (`./`-,'`.,-'`. _ _ _ _ _ _ \.\.( `,'`.,-' Herman Hiddema |_) /| |\| | / ` )`\ |.|`,' Venuslaan 147 c | /"| | | | \_, ,' \/`) /.| 9742 KN Groningen ,-'"`-. / \,'\/`( ( The Netherlands //// / @ @ \ \\\\ \,'`./`./`.\ tel. 050-5775373 \ :=| ,._,. |=: / \ ,'\ /\ ) mailto:csg824@wing.rug.nl || ,\ \_../ /. || \ ,; \,' http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod/ ||','`-._))'`.`|| `: \.' `-' (/ `-' `./ Now there's a man who knows where his towel is! File: mirrors/wicked/data/1-l/flower.txt Subject: New Ascartist... Date: Fri, 10 Jan 1997 04:52:02 -0800 From: Chaos Reply-To: ASCIIArt -- Forum for discussing and sharing line printer artwork      To: Multiple recipients of list ASCIIART I've been admiring some of the wonderful asciiart on and around the web, and finally screwed up my courage enough to try my hand at free hand ascii. Here's My first attempt- Please tell me what you think! A ANA AWWWA AWWWWWA ANNN%NNNA .ada. NNN%!%NNN .ada. .aANNNNAA ANN%!%!%NNA AANNNNAa. '~NNWWWWWWWA V ~"~ V AWWWWWWWNN~' '~GGGGGGLV A A VJGGGGGG~' '~~~"' Ai ^ ^ iA '"~~~' .addamAA :~^~: AAmadda. AAMmMmmVVi ::: iVVmmMmMAA AmMmMmMV VV a"a VV VMmMmMmA 6MMmMmMV ~VVAVV~ VMmMmMM6 AMMMMMB ~ ~ GMMMMMA MMMMMJ UMMMMM MMMM~ ~MMMM VMV VMV V V **Chaos Aka; The Schizophrenic Ghost** File: mirrors/antofthy/ABOUT.txt Tower Floor ASCII Art A small, personal collection of assorted ASCII Art. > This room is simply amazing. The scrolls have been scribed in such > a way such that the individual letter form a larger picture. A good > example of this is a large banner across the far wall of the dry > well lit room. Source: https://antofthy.gitlab.io/info/ascii/ Date: 2021-07-14 Curator: Anthony Thyssen Author: N/A File: mirrors/antofthy/data/swords.txt (O) ================================------------> \| ^^^^^^ \:W/------------------------------------------------'''''' o \ \\ / | `==='____/ ____________________________ /\ \ \_| | O | | * -==| |==>0////O | | * | _______________________|__ O \_/_________________________/ File: mirrors/antofthy/data/smileys.txt Basic :-) :) Smiley, Happy ;-) ;) Wink, Joking :-( :( Sad :-D :D 8D Laugh :-P Fun, Tongue Other :^) Nosey :-/ Skeptical, Annoyed, Hmmm... :'-( :'( Tears, Cry :-O Shock, Surprise, Oh Wow :-| Neutral, Straight Faced :-< Frown, Angry :-] grin :-x Kiss 8-) Cool, Shades :o) :c) Clown, Big nose Irregular \o/ O_O O_o //O-O\\ ((+_+)) (~-~) (^_-) (-_-)Zzz See, List of emoticons https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_emoticons :-) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix. ;-) Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie. :-( Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something. :-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smilie :-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-). >:-> User just made a really devilish remark. >;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made. Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones: (-: User is left handed %-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight :*) User is drunk [:] User is a robot 8-) User is wearing sunglasses B:-) Sunglasses on head ::-) User wears normal glasses B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses 8:-) User is a little girl :-)-8 User is a Big girl :-{) User has a mustache :-{} User wears lipstick {:-) User wears a toupee }:-( Toupee in an updraft :-[ User is a Vampire :-E Bucktoothed vampire :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-7 User juust made a wry statement :-* User just ate something sour :-)~ User drools :-~) User has a cold :'-( User is crying :'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying :-@ User is screaming :-# User wears braces :^) User has a broken nose :v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way :_) User's nose is sliding off of his face :<) User is from an Ivy League School :-& User is tongue tied. =:-) User is a hosehead -:-) User is a punk rocker -:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) :=) User has two noses +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office `:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning ,:-) Same thing...other side |-I User is asleep |-O User is yawning/snoring :-Q User is a smoker :-? User smokes a pipe ù-) User is a cyclops O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least) :-P Nyahhhh! :-S User just made an incoherent statement :-D User is laughing (at you!) :-X User's lips are sealed :-C User is really bummed <|-) User is Chinese <|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes :-/ User is skeptical C=:-) User is a chef @= User is pro-nuclear war *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat :-o Uh oh! (8-o It's Mr. Bill! *:o) And Bozo the Clown! 3:] Pet smilie 3:[ Mean Pet smilie d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator :-9 User is licking his/her lips %-6 User is braindead [:-) User is wearing a walkman (:I User is an egghead <:-I User is a dunce K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie @:-) User is wearing a turban :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) :-: Mutant Smilie The invisible smilie .-) User only has one eye ,-) Ditto...but he's winking X-( User just died 8 :-) User is a wizard C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies. :) Midget smilie :] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend =) Variation on a theme... :} - What should we call these? (what?) :) - Happy :> - what? :@ - what? :D - Laughter :I - Hmmm... :( - Sad :[ - Real Downer :< - what? :{ - what? :O - Yelling ? :C - what? :Q - what? :,( - Crying [] - Hugs and :* - Kisses |I - Asleep |^o -Snoring :-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco :-1 smiley bland face :-! 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'. .': / ' ~(_/ . / _ ` .-<_ ~( / ' : | K "-.~-.______// "-,. l I/ \_ __{--->._(==. //( \ < ~"~" // /' /\ \ \ ,v=. (( .^. / /\ " }__ //===- ` / / ' ' "-.,__ {---(==- .^ ' : T ~" ll / . . . : | :! \\ (_/ / | | j-" ~^ ~-<_(_.^-~" File: mirrors/antofthy/data/finger.txt ___ | | |\_/| |:::| |:::| |:::| ___ |<#>| ___ /=-=\|:::|/=-=\ __ |:::||:::||:::|/--\ |:::||:::||:::||::| |:::||:::||:::||::| |=*=::=*=::=*=::**| |:::::::::::::::::/ |::::::::::::::::/ \::::::::::::::/ |::::::::::::/ |:::::::::::| File: mirrors/antofthy/data/Spinners.txt ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spinners, Heartbeats, Progress, Waiting, Idle, Loading Indicators Various character sequences that can be used to show a program is working, and has not stalled. That is the program is still working (looping), or is waiting for some input of some kind. Generally when you have no definate 'progress' so you don’t know how much longer it would take... I generally only show sequences of at least 4+ characters... Many of the following spinners I figured out myself, especially the longer 'clock' and 'cycle' sequences, and are not found in any of the other sources of spinners I know about... Some other sources, including... https://stackoverflow.com/questions/2685435/cooler-ascii-spinners https://gist.github.com/ellemenno/9489706 https://github.com/sindresorhus/cli-spinners/blob/HEAD/spinners.json https://github.com/sindresorhus/cli-spinners/blob/master/spinners.json It looks as is many of these copy from each other, which is hardly surprising. Some are also designed to be multi-character. WARNING: Some of these 'library' defined spinner providers run the spinner in a seperate process, which means they are not truely telling the user if the main program has stalled, only it is still present on the system, creating a false expectation. NOTE: If the terminal is a remote ssh connection, then network delays can cause some fast (or longer) clocks to behave slightly erratic, as changes become grouped. Anthony Thyssen, July 2020 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Using a Spinner To really see or understand what many of these look like you need to demonstrate them. This is especially true of some of longer 'Braille' sequences. Perl Spinner/Heartbeat demonstrator (Unicode complaint) perl -CO -Mutf8 -e '$|=1; $c=" ▏▎▍▌▋▊▉█"; while(1){ for $i ($c=~/(.)/g) { print " $i\r"; select(undef,undef,undef,.1+1/length($c)); } };' Python version (no time delay) =======8<-------- while True: for i in '-≺‹⟨|⟩›≻': print('\b' + i, end='') =======8<-------- If there are many choices for a unicode character in a Spinner, it is often best to select from the same unicode block for widest glyph simularities in different fonts. A Reference for unicode characters https://antofthy.gitlab.io/info/data/utf8-demo.txt Shell usage example (not unicode complient)... =======8<-------- spinner='-\|/'; spinlen=${#spinner} timeout=30 # timeout in seconds printf -v start '%(%s)T' -1 # save the start time while true; do # wait for some contition # if finished... # printf "Condition has been met\r" # success, and clean wait line # break # fi # Timeout check printf -v elapsed '%(%s)T' -1 # current time elapsed=$(( elapsed - start )) # elapsed time if (( elapsed > timeout )); then echo "Timeout waiting for contition" # timeout, and clean wait line break fi # Wait line with spinner... char=$(( (char+1)%spinlen )) printf "Waiting... %c %d sec\r" "${spinner:$char:1}" $elapsed sleep .2 # loop sleep, minimum spin rate done =======8<-------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ASCII Spinner/Heartbeat Character Sequences Replace each character with next, in a loop A patrol is the same sequence going forward then reverse Spinning Line "-\|/" (for coding use... "-\\|/") (This was made famous by Sun Workstations Boot sequence) Pulsing Circle: ".oOo" Balloon: " .oO@*" Flip line: "__\|/__" (for coding "__\\|/__") Flip line (patrol): "__\|/____/|\__" (for coding "__\\|/____/|\\__") Folding Over: "-<|>-" patrol: "->|<--<|>-" Pacman Muncher: "->|>-" Bat and Ball: "dqpb" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unicode Spinner/Heartbeat Character Sequences Unicode Spinning Line "─╲│╱" but really, just use ASCII version! Flip Line Quote: "_-`'´-_" I think it could be better! Folding Over: "-≺‹⟨|⟩›≻" patrol: "-≻›⟩|⟨‹≺-≺‹⟨|⟩›≻" Pacman Muncher: "-≻›⟩›≻-" Quarter Circle Spinner: "◟◜◝◞" Extended Circle Spinner: "◜◠◝◞◡◟" Corner Circle Spinner: "◴◷◶◵" Half Circle Spinner: "◐◓◑◒" small in some fonts Half Circle Flip: "◡⊙◠⊙" Ellipses: " ․‥…" Rain Circle: " ⋅∘○⨀" Pulsing Circle "◌○⊙●⊙○" Pulsing Dot: "⋅∙●∙" Pulsing Heart: "⋅•❤•" Pulsing Line: "❘❙❚❙❘" Pulsing Heart: "❘❙❚❤❚❙❘" depends on font Pulsing Square: "▪◼█◼▪" Corner Spinner: "⌞⌜⌝⌟" Large Corner Spinner: "⎿⎾⏋⏌" Corner Box Spinner: "◰◳◲◱" Triangle Spinner: "◣◤◥◢" Triangle Pulse Spinner: "▫◸◤◸▫◹◥◹▫◿◢◿▫◺◣◺" Triangle Pulse Spinner2: "■◤◸◤■◥◹◥■◢◿◢■◣◺◣" Moving Horizontal Bar: "⎽⎼―⎻⎺ " patrol: "⎽⎼―⎻⎺⎻―⎼" Moving Vertical Bar: "▏⎢⎪⎥▕ " patrol: "▏⎢⎪⎥▕⎥⎪⎢" Tone Bar: "˩˨˧˦˥" patrol: "˩˨˧˦˥˦˧˨" Rising Vertical Bar: "ˌ╷❘ﺍ╵ˈ" Growth & Decay: "․|†¥∨⌄" Pulsing Star: "⋅˖+⟡✧⟡+˖" Pulsing Plus: "⋅˖+┼╋┼+˖" Bouncing Bubble: "'°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°'" Mathematical Equals: "−=≡" Mathematical Compares: "≑≒≑≓" Arrow Spinner: "←↖↑↗→↘↓↙" Dingbat Arrow Patrol: "➵➴➵➶" bold: "➸➷➸➹" Noise Fading: "█▓▒░ " Quarter Block Spinner: "▘▝▗▖" Half Block Spinner: "▄▌▀▐" Quarter Block Worm: "▘▀▝▐▗▄▖▌" Diagonally Moving Block: " ▖◼▝ ▗◼▘" Box Bar Horizontal: " ▏▎▍▌▋▊▉█" patrol: " ▏▎▍▌▋▊▉█▉▊▋▌▍▎▏" Box Bar Vertical: " ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇█" patrol: " ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇█▇▆▅▄▃▂▁" (with some reverse video these can be made fancier) Half Line Spinner: "╷╴╵╶" Half Line Spinner Bold: "╻╸╹╺" Half Line Spinner Pulsed: "╷╴╹╶" Pulsing Half Line Spinner: "╷╴╵╶╻╸╹╺" Moving Line: "╴━╶ " Rotating Moving Line: "╴━╶╷┃╵╶━╴╵┃╷" Wind-shield Wiper Patrol: "╷╴╵╶╷╷╷╶╵╴╷╷" Pipe Spinner: "┤┘┴└├┌┬┐" Pipe Spinner Bold: "┫┛┻┗┣┏┳┓" Pipe Spinner Mixed: "┤┙┚┴┖┕├┍┎┬┒┑" Two Handed Clock (16): "╹┖╿┚┕╺┍╼╽┎╻┒┙╾┑╸" Two Handed Cycle (20): "╹┖╿┚╹╺┍╼┕╺╻┒╽┎╻╸┙╾┑╸" --- NOTE: Braille Glyphs work well as spinners, but the glyphs are not good when used with most True Type fonts as 'Braille Space', ('⠀') is not blank, but a set of empty circles, making the use of them, even as braille, problematical! Braille Circling Dot: "⡀⠄⠂⠁⠈⠐⠠⢀" Braille Circling Hole: "⢿⣻⣽⣾⣷⣯⣟⡿" Braille Twin Circling Dots: "⡈⠔⠢⢁" Braille Two Dots Take Turns: "⢄⢂⢁⡈⡐⡠" Braille Bouncing Dot: "⡀⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄" right-side: "⢀⠠⠐⠈⠈⠐⠠" Braille Bounce Side-Side: "⡀⠄⠂⠁⠈⠐⠠⢀⠠⠐⠈⠁⠂⠄" Braille Bouncing Ball: "⣤⠶⠛⠛⠶" yes there is a 'pause' at the top Braille Climber: "⣀⡠⠤⠢⠒⠊⠉⠑⠒⠔⠤⢄" Braille Coveyer Belt: "⣸⢼⢺⢹⡏⡗⡧⣇" Braille Up-Down Belt: "⣸⢼⢺⢹⢺⢼⣸⣇⡧⡗⡏⡗⡧⣇" ___Braille 6 dot___ Braille 6 Worm: "⠋⠙⠹⠸⠼⠴⠦⠧⠇⠏" Braille 6 Bounce Worm: "⠄⠆⠇⠋⠙⠸⠰⠠⠰⠸⠙⠋⠇⠆" Braille Zigzag Worm: "⠋⠙⠚⠞⠖⠦⠴⠲⠳⠓" Braille Zigzag Stop: "⠋⠙⠚⠒⠂⠂⠒⠲⠴⠦⠖⠒⠐⠐⠒⠓" Braille 6 Step Left: "⠁⠉⠙⠚⠒⠂⠂⠒⠲⠴⠤⠄⠄⠤⠴⠲⠒⠂⠂⠒⠚⠙⠉⠁" Braille 6 Step Right: "⠈⠉⠋⠓⠒⠐⠐⠒⠖⠦⠤⠠⠠⠤⠦⠖⠒⠐⠐⠒⠓⠋⠉⠈" Braille 6 Step Both (30): "⠁⠁⠉⠙⠚⠒⠂⠂⠒⠲⠴⠤⠄⠄⠤⠠⠠⠤⠦⠖⠒⠐⠐⠒⠓⠋⠉⠈⠈⠉" Braille Two Dot Clock (36): "⠂⠃⠊⠒⠢⠆⠃⠁⠉⠑⠡⠅⠊⠉⠈⠘⠨⠌⠒⠑⠘⠐⠰⠔⠢⠡⠨⠰⠠⠤⠆⠅⠌⠔⠤⠄" Braille Two Dot Cycle (42): "⠂⠃⠊⠒⠢⠆⠂⠁⠉⠑⠡⠅⠃⠁⠈⠘⠨⠌⠊⠉⠈⠐⠰⠔⠒⠑⠘⠐⠠⠤⠢⠡⠨⠰⠠⠄⠆⠅⠌⠔⠤⠄" ___Braille 8 dot___ Braille Worm: "⠋⠙⠹⠸⢰⣰⣠⣄⣆⡆⠇⠏" Braille Worm Uturn: "⠋⠙⠹⠸⢰⣰⣠⣄⣆⡆⡖⠖⠚⠙⠋⠏⠇⡆⣆⣄⣠⣰⢰⢲⠲" Braille Step Left (36): "⠁⠉⠙⠚⠒⠂⠂⠒⠲⠴⠤⠄⠄⠤⢤⣠⣀⢀⢀⣀⣠⢤⠤⠄⠄⠤⠴⠲⠒⠂⠂⠒⠚⠙⠉⠁" Braille Step Right (36): "⠈⠉⠋⠓⠒⠐⠐⠒⠖⠦⠤⠠⠠⠤⡤⣄⣀⢀⢀⣀⣄⡤⠤⠠⠠⠤⠦⠖⠒⠐⠐⠒⠓⠋⠉⠈" Braille Step Both (40): "⠁⠁⠉⠙⠚⠒⠂⠂⠒⠲⠴⠤⠄⠄⠤⢤⣠⡀⡀⣀⢀⢀⣄⡤⠤⠠⠠⠤⠦⠖⠒⠐⠐⠒⠓⠋⠉⠈⠈⠉" Braille Stacking Dots (40): "⠀⡀⠄⠂⠁⠈⠐⠠⢀⣀⢄⢂⢁⢈⢐⢠⣠⢤⢢⢡⢨⢰⣰⢴⢲⢱⢸⣸⢼⢺⢹⣹⢽⢻⣻⢿⣿⣶⣤⣀" Braille Two Dot Clock (64): "⠂⠃⠊⠒⠢⢂⡂⠆⠃⠁⠉⠑⠡⢁⡁⠅⠊⠉⠈⠘⠨⢈⡈⠌⠒⠑⠘⠐⠰⢐⡐⠔⠢⠡⠨⠰⠠⢠⡠⠤⢂⢁⢈⢐⢠⢀⣀⢄⡂⡁⡈⡐⡠⣀⡀⡄⠆⠅⠌⠔⠤⢄⡄⠄" Braille Two Dot Cycle (72): "⠂⠃⠊⠒⠢⢂⡂⠆⠂⠁⠉⠑⠡⢁⡁⠅⠃⠁⠈⠘⠨⢈⡈⠌⠊⠉⠈⠐⠰⢐⡐⠔⠒⠑⠘⠐⠠⢠⡠⠤⠢⠡⠨⠰⠠⢀⣀⢄⢂⢁⢈⢐⢠⢀⡀⡄⡂⡁⡈⡐⡠⣀⡀⠄⠆⠅⠌⠔⠤⢄⡄⠄" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Special 2 Character, Braille "Dot Loading" Sequence... perl -CO -Mutf8 -e '$|=1; $c="⢀⠀⡀⠀⠄⠀⢂⠀⡂⠀⠅⠀⢃⠀⡃⠀⠍⠀⢋⠀⡋⠀⠍⠁⢋⠁⡋⠁⠍⠉⠋⠉⠋⠉"; $c.="⠉⠙⠉⠙⠉⠩⠈⢙⠈⡙⢈⠩⡀⢙⠄⡙⢂⠩⡂⢘⠅⡘⢃⠨⡃⢐⠍⡐⢋⠠⡋⢀⠍⡁⢋⠁⡋⠁⠍⠉⠋⠉⠋⠉"; $c.="⠉⠙⠉⠙⠉⠩⠈⢙⠈⡙⠈⠩⠀⢙⠀⡙⠀⠩⠀⢘⠀⡘⠀⠨⠀⢐⠀⡐⠀⠠⠀⢀⠀⡀"; while(1){ for $i ($c=~/(..)/g) { print " $i\r"; select(undef,undef,undef,.2); } };' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Line Sequences Sonar " . " " o " " (O) " " (( )) " " ((( ))) " "((( )))" "(( ))" "( )" " " Scrolling arrows and bouncing balls are straight forward to implement. The individual characters interchangeable, So I only represent a example frame, to give you the idea. They are all reversable and you can mix and match as needed. "▐ ⋅ ▌" "| • |" "( ● )" " ──▷ " " ══➤ " " ──➤ " " ⋅•● " " ·⸫⸪>=- " "··●········" "⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣺" braille dots falling into a stack (tetris-like) "▐⠀⠀⠁⠂⠄⡀⠄⠀⠀▌" bluncing like a game "Pong" (bad with true type fonts) "______|\___" shark fin swiming back and forth Also see Bar Graphing, next... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bar Graphs and Progess Reporting... These are not spinners, but use for generating horizontal bar graphs. See Unicode percent script https://antofthy.gitlab.io/software/#percent_utf ASCII Only "-" "=", "#" "▒" (single character graphs) ASCII Seq "-=#" (not great) Hash Chars "░▒▓█" Half chars "▌█", Quarter chars "▖▌▛█" Incremental "▏▎▍▌▋▊▉█" <--- the ideal 8 character increment Braille chars "⡀⡄⡆⡇⣇⣧⣷⣿" braille character each 8 increments ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/antofthy/data/cats.txt )\._.,--....,'``. /, _.. \ _\ ;`._ ,. fL `._.-(,_..'--(,_..'`-.;.' |\ _,,,---,,_ /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ |,4- ) )-,_..;\ ( `'-' '---''(_/--' `-'\_) fL ("`-/")_.-'"``-._ . . `; -._ )-;-,_`) (v_,)' _ )`-.\ ``-' _.- _..-_/ / ((.' fL ((,.-' ((,/ ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il).-'' (li).' ((!.-' ,-. __ .-, --;`. 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'. | \/ \ |\_|--o ) |\_|--o ; |\_|--o | |:| '--' |:|'.__.' |:|\ / |:| |:| |:| `---` |:|_ |:|_ |:|_ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. |M| |E| |R| |R| |Y| |X| |M| |A| |S| (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Eleven Pipers Piping _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ten Lords A-Leaping w w w 0__ \0__ \0__ w /|_ w /_ /_ __0/ '\/ / \0_ '\/ / w '\/ / /_ ` /_ ` __0/ ` `\/ \, _\ \, /_ w ` `\/ \, \0__ w w /_ 0__ w \0__ _\ \, /|_ __0/ |_ ` `\/ \, /_ _\ \, `\/ /, ` Nine Ladies Dancing |~ () () 0` |~ () _/)(\_ () _/)(\_ 0` _/)(\_ /^^\ () _/)(\_ /""\ /~~\ /____\ _/)(\_ /``\ /____\ /____\ /""\ /____\ () () /____\ _/)(\_ () |~ _/)(\_ () /^^\ _/)(\_ 0` |~ /``\ _/)(\_ /____\ /~~\ 0` /____\ /~~\ /____\ /____\ Eight Maids A-Milking __.----. __.----. __.----. __.----.___ (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' ;--` `(uu)' _ `(dd)' _ `(gg)' _ `(vv)' _ | ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) | (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 ,/ `--'\_ (__).`--'\_ (__).'`--'\_ (__).'`--'\_ _(__)| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `||~|| /\|| ^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^ __.----. __.----. __.----. __.----.___ (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' ;--` `(99)' _ `(66)' _ `(aa)' _ `(ee)' _ | ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) | (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8,/ `--'\_ (__).'`--'\_ (__).`--'\_ (__).`--'\_ _(__)| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `||~|| /\|| ^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^ Seven swans A-Swimming ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ _, |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ / | // _/ |// _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ | / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ _) / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` _/) \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- \ ~=- / ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ Six Geese A-Laying __ __ __ __ __ __ >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ / ) / ) / ) / ) / ) / ) \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) Five Golden Rings .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. 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File: mirrors/antofthy/data/knight.txt . / \ | | |.| |.| |:| __ ,_|:|_, / ) (Oo / _I_ +\ \ || __| \ \||___| \ /.:.\-\ |.:. /-----\ |___|::oOo::| / |:<_T_>:| |_____\ ::: / | | \ \:/ | | | | \ / | \___ / | \_____\ `-' File: mirrors/antofthy/data/HeartBeats_howto.txt ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spinners, Heartbeats, Progress, Waiting, Idle, Loading Indicators Various character sequences that can be used to show a program is working, and has not stalled. That is the program is still working (looping), or is waiting for some input of some kind. Generally when you have no definate 'progress' so you don’t know how much longer it would take... I generally only show sequences of at least 4+ characters... Many of the following spinners I figured out myself, especially the longer 'clock' and 'cycle' sequences, and are not found in any of the other sources of spinners I know about... Some other sources, including... https://stackoverflow.com/questions/2685435/cooler-ascii-spinners https://gist.github.com/ellemenno/9489706 https://github.com/sindresorhus/cli-spinners/blob/HEAD/spinners.json https://github.com/sindresorhus/cli-spinners/blob/master/spinners.json It looks as is many of these copy from each other, which is hardly surprising. Some are also designed to be multi-character. WARNING: Some of these 'library' defined spinner providers run the spinner in a seperate process, which means they are not truely telling the user if the main program has stalled, only it is still present on the system, creating a false expectation. NOTE: If the terminal is a remote ssh connection, then network delays can cause some fast (or longer) clocks to behave slightly erratic, as changes become grouped. Anthony Thyssen, July 2020 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Using a Spinner To really see or understand what many of these look like you need to demonstrate them. This is especially true of some of longer 'Braille' sequences. Perl Spinner/Heartbeat demonstrator (Unicode complaint) perl -CO -Mutf8 -e '$|=1; $c=" ▏▎▍▌▋▊▉█"; while(1){ for $i ($c=~/(.)/g) { print " $i\r"; select(undef,undef,undef,.1+1/length($c)); } };' Python version (no time delay) =======8<-------- while True: for i in '-≺‹⟨|⟩›≻': print('\b' + i, end='') =======8<-------- If there are many choices for a unicode character in a Spinner, it is often best to select from the same unicode block for widest glyph simularities in different fonts. A Reference for unicode characters https://antofthy.gitlab.io/info/data/utf8-demo.txt Shell usage example (not unicode complient)... =======8<-------- spinner='-\|/'; spinlen=${#spinner} timeout=30 # timeout in seconds printf -v start '%(%s)T' -1 # save the start time while true; do # wait for some contition # if finished... # printf "Condition has been met\r" # success, and clean wait line # break # fi # Timeout check printf -v elapsed '%(%s)T' -1 # current time elapsed=$(( elapsed - start )) # elapsed time if (( elapsed > timeout )); then echo "Timeout waiting for contition" # timeout, and clean wait line break fi # Wait line with spinner... char=$(( (char+1)%spinlen )) printf "Waiting... %c %d sec\r" "${spinner:$char:1}" $elapsed sleep .2 # loop sleep, minimum spin rate done =======8<-------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ASCII Spinner/Heartbeat Character Sequences Replace each character with next, in a loop A patrol is the same sequence going forward then reverse Spinning Line "-\|/" (for coding use... "-\\|/") (This was made famous by Sun Workstations Boot sequence) Pulsing Circle: ".oOo" Balloon: " .oO@*" Flip line: "__\|/__" (for coding "__\\|/__") Flip line (patrol): "__\|/____/|\__" (for coding "__\\|/____/|\\__") Folding Over: "-<|>-" patrol: "->|<--<|>-" Pacman Muncher: "->|>-" Bat and Ball: "dqpb" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unicode Spinner/Heartbeat Character Sequences Unicode Spinning Line "─╲│╱" but really, just use ASCII version! Flip Line Quote: "_-`'´-_" I think it could be better! Folding Over: "-≺‹⟨|⟩›≻" patrol: "-≻›⟩|⟨‹≺-≺‹⟨|⟩›≻" Pacman Muncher: "-≻›⟩›≻-" Quarter Circle Spinner: "◟◜◝◞" Extended Circle Spinner: "◜◠◝◞◡◟" Corner Circle Spinner: "◴◷◶◵" Half Circle Spinner: "◐◓◑◒" small in some fonts Half Circle Flip: "◡⊙◠⊙" Ellipses: " ․‥…" Rain Circle: " ⋅∘○⨀" Pulsing Circle "◌○⊙●⊙○" Pulsing Dot: "⋅∙●∙" Pulsing Heart: "⋅•❤•" Pulsing Line: "❘❙❚❙❘" Pulsing Heart: "❘❙❚❤❚❙❘" depends on font Pulsing Square: "▪◼█◼▪" Corner Spinner: "⌞⌜⌝⌟" Large Corner Spinner: "⎿⎾⏋⏌" Corner Box Spinner: "◰◳◲◱" Triangle Spinner: "◣◤◥◢" Triangle Pulse Spinner: "▫◸◤◸▫◹◥◹▫◿◢◿▫◺◣◺" Triangle Pulse Spinner2: "■◤◸◤■◥◹◥■◢◿◢■◣◺◣" Moving Horizontal Bar: "⎽⎼―⎻⎺ " patrol: "⎽⎼―⎻⎺⎻―⎼" Moving Vertical Bar: "▏⎢⎪⎥▕ " patrol: "▏⎢⎪⎥▕⎥⎪⎢" Tone Bar: "˩˨˧˦˥" patrol: "˩˨˧˦˥˦˧˨" Rising Vertical Bar: "ˌ╷❘ﺍ╵ˈ" Growth & Decay: "․|†¥∨⌄" Pulsing Star: "⋅˖+⟡✧⟡+˖" Pulsing Plus: "⋅˖+┼╋┼+˖" Bouncing Bubble: "'°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°'" Mathematical Equals: "−=≡" Mathematical Compares: "≑≒≑≓" Arrow Spinner: "←↖↑↗→↘↓↙" Dingbat Arrow Patrol: "➵➴➵➶" bold: "➸➷➸➹" Noise Fading: "█▓▒░ " Quarter Block Spinner: "▘▝▗▖" Half Block Spinner: "▄▌▀▐" Quarter Block Worm: "▘▀▝▐▗▄▖▌" Diagonally Moving Block: " ▖◼▝ ▗◼▘" Box Bar Horizontal: " ▏▎▍▌▋▊▉█" patrol: " ▏▎▍▌▋▊▉█▉▊▋▌▍▎▏" Box Bar Vertical: " ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇█" patrol: " ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇█▇▆▅▄▃▂▁" (with some reverse video these can be made fancier) Half Line Spinner: "╷╴╵╶" Half Line Spinner Bold: "╻╸╹╺" Half Line Spinner Pulsed: "╷╴╹╶" Pulsing Half Line Spinner: "╷╴╵╶╻╸╹╺" Moving Line: "╴━╶ " Rotating Moving Line: "╴━╶╷┃╵╶━╴╵┃╷" Wind-shield Wiper Patrol: "╷╴╵╶╷╷╷╶╵╴╷╷" Pipe Spinner: "┤┘┴└├┌┬┐" Pipe Spinner Bold: "┫┛┻┗┣┏┳┓" Pipe Spinner Mixed: "┤┙┚┴┖┕├┍┎┬┒┑" Two Handed Clock (16): "╹┖╿┚┕╺┍╼╽┎╻┒┙╾┑╸" Two Handed Cycle (20): "╹┖╿┚╹╺┍╼┕╺╻┒╽┎╻╸┙╾┑╸" --- NOTE: Braille Glyphs work well as spinners, but the glyphs are not good when used with most True Type fonts as 'Braille Space', ('⠀') is not blank, but a set of empty circles, making the use of them, even as braille, problematical! Braille Circling Dot: "⡀⠄⠂⠁⠈⠐⠠⢀" Braille Circling Hole: "⢿⣻⣽⣾⣷⣯⣟⡿" Braille Twin Circling Dots: "⡈⠔⠢⢁" Braille Two Dots Take Turns: "⢄⢂⢁⡈⡐⡠" Braille Bouncing Dot: "⡀⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄" right-side: "⢀⠠⠐⠈⠈⠐⠠" Braille Bounce Side-Side: "⡀⠄⠂⠁⠈⠐⠠⢀⠠⠐⠈⠁⠂⠄" Braille Bouncing Ball: "⣤⠶⠛⠛⠶" yes there is a 'pause' at the top Braille Climber: "⣀⡠⠤⠢⠒⠊⠉⠑⠒⠔⠤⢄" Braille Coveyer Belt: "⣸⢼⢺⢹⡏⡗⡧⣇" Braille Up-Down Belt: "⣸⢼⢺⢹⢺⢼⣸⣇⡧⡗⡏⡗⡧⣇" ___Braille 6 dot___ Braille 6 Worm: "⠋⠙⠹⠸⠼⠴⠦⠧⠇⠏" Braille 6 Bounce Worm: "⠄⠆⠇⠋⠙⠸⠰⠠⠰⠸⠙⠋⠇⠆" Braille Zigzag Worm: "⠋⠙⠚⠞⠖⠦⠴⠲⠳⠓" Braille Zigzag Stop: "⠋⠙⠚⠒⠂⠂⠒⠲⠴⠦⠖⠒⠐⠐⠒⠓" Braille 6 Step Left: "⠁⠉⠙⠚⠒⠂⠂⠒⠲⠴⠤⠄⠄⠤⠴⠲⠒⠂⠂⠒⠚⠙⠉⠁" Braille 6 Step Right: "⠈⠉⠋⠓⠒⠐⠐⠒⠖⠦⠤⠠⠠⠤⠦⠖⠒⠐⠐⠒⠓⠋⠉⠈" Braille 6 Step Both (30): "⠁⠁⠉⠙⠚⠒⠂⠂⠒⠲⠴⠤⠄⠄⠤⠠⠠⠤⠦⠖⠒⠐⠐⠒⠓⠋⠉⠈⠈⠉" Braille Two Dot Clock (36): "⠂⠃⠊⠒⠢⠆⠃⠁⠉⠑⠡⠅⠊⠉⠈⠘⠨⠌⠒⠑⠘⠐⠰⠔⠢⠡⠨⠰⠠⠤⠆⠅⠌⠔⠤⠄" Braille Two Dot Cycle (42): "⠂⠃⠊⠒⠢⠆⠂⠁⠉⠑⠡⠅⠃⠁⠈⠘⠨⠌⠊⠉⠈⠐⠰⠔⠒⠑⠘⠐⠠⠤⠢⠡⠨⠰⠠⠄⠆⠅⠌⠔⠤⠄" ___Braille 8 dot___ Braille Worm: "⠋⠙⠹⠸⢰⣰⣠⣄⣆⡆⠇⠏" Braille Worm Uturn: "⠋⠙⠹⠸⢰⣰⣠⣄⣆⡆⡖⠖⠚⠙⠋⠏⠇⡆⣆⣄⣠⣰⢰⢲⠲" Braille Step Left (36): "⠁⠉⠙⠚⠒⠂⠂⠒⠲⠴⠤⠄⠄⠤⢤⣠⣀⢀⢀⣀⣠⢤⠤⠄⠄⠤⠴⠲⠒⠂⠂⠒⠚⠙⠉⠁" Braille Step Right (36): "⠈⠉⠋⠓⠒⠐⠐⠒⠖⠦⠤⠠⠠⠤⡤⣄⣀⢀⢀⣀⣄⡤⠤⠠⠠⠤⠦⠖⠒⠐⠐⠒⠓⠋⠉⠈" Braille Step Both (40): "⠁⠁⠉⠙⠚⠒⠂⠂⠒⠲⠴⠤⠄⠄⠤⢤⣠⡀⡀⣀⢀⢀⣄⡤⠤⠠⠠⠤⠦⠖⠒⠐⠐⠒⠓⠋⠉⠈⠈⠉" Braille Stacking Dots (40): "⠀⡀⠄⠂⠁⠈⠐⠠⢀⣀⢄⢂⢁⢈⢐⢠⣠⢤⢢⢡⢨⢰⣰⢴⢲⢱⢸⣸⢼⢺⢹⣹⢽⢻⣻⢿⣿⣶⣤⣀" Braille Two Dot Clock (64): "⠂⠃⠊⠒⠢⢂⡂⠆⠃⠁⠉⠑⠡⢁⡁⠅⠊⠉⠈⠘⠨⢈⡈⠌⠒⠑⠘⠐⠰⢐⡐⠔⠢⠡⠨⠰⠠⢠⡠⠤⢂⢁⢈⢐⢠⢀⣀⢄⡂⡁⡈⡐⡠⣀⡀⡄⠆⠅⠌⠔⠤⢄⡄⠄" Braille Two Dot Cycle (72): "⠂⠃⠊⠒⠢⢂⡂⠆⠂⠁⠉⠑⠡⢁⡁⠅⠃⠁⠈⠘⠨⢈⡈⠌⠊⠉⠈⠐⠰⢐⡐⠔⠒⠑⠘⠐⠠⢠⡠⠤⠢⠡⠨⠰⠠⢀⣀⢄⢂⢁⢈⢐⢠⢀⡀⡄⡂⡁⡈⡐⡠⣀⡀⠄⠆⠅⠌⠔⠤⢄⡄⠄" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Special 2 Character, Braille "Dot Loading" Sequence... perl -CO -Mutf8 -e '$|=1; $c="⢀⠀⡀⠀⠄⠀⢂⠀⡂⠀⠅⠀⢃⠀⡃⠀⠍⠀⢋⠀⡋⠀⠍⠁⢋⠁⡋⠁⠍⠉⠋⠉⠋⠉"; $c.="⠉⠙⠉⠙⠉⠩⠈⢙⠈⡙⢈⠩⡀⢙⠄⡙⢂⠩⡂⢘⠅⡘⢃⠨⡃⢐⠍⡐⢋⠠⡋⢀⠍⡁⢋⠁⡋⠁⠍⠉⠋⠉⠋⠉"; $c.="⠉⠙⠉⠙⠉⠩⠈⢙⠈⡙⠈⠩⠀⢙⠀⡙⠀⠩⠀⢘⠀⡘⠀⠨⠀⢐⠀⡐⠀⠠⠀⢀⠀⡀"; while(1){ for $i ($c=~/(..)/g) { print " $i\r"; select(undef,undef,undef,.2); } };' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Line Sequences Sonar " . " " o " " (O) " " (( )) " " ((( ))) " "((( )))" "(( ))" "( )" " " Scrolling arrows and bouncing balls are straight forward to implement. The individual characters interchangeable, So I only represent a example frame, to give you the idea. They are all reversable and you can mix and match as needed. "▐ ⋅ ▌" "| • |" "( ● )" " ──▷ " " ══➤ " " ──➤ " " ⋅•● " " ·⸫⸪>=- " "··●········" "⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣺" braille dots falling into a stack (tetris-like) "▐⠀⠀⠁⠂⠄⡀⠄⠀⠀▌" bluncing like a game "Pong" (bad with true type fonts) "______|\___" shark fin swiming back and forth Also see Bar Graphing, next... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bar Graphs and Progess Reporting... These are not spinners, but use for generating horizontal bar graphs. See Unicode percent script https://antofthy.gitlab.io/software/#percent_utf ASCII Only "-" "=", "#" "▒" (single character graphs) ASCII Seq "-=#" (not great) Hash Chars "░▒▓█" Half chars "▌█", Quarter chars "▖▌▛█" Incremental "▏▎▍▌▋▊▉█" <--- the ideal 8 character increment Braille chars "⡀⡄⡆⡇⣇⣧⣷⣿" braille character each 8 increments ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/antofthy/data/yes.txt YYYYYYYY YYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSS YYYYYYYY YYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSSS YYYYYYYY YYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YYYYYYYY YYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSS SSS YYYYYYYY YYYYYYYY EEEEEEEE SSSSSSSS YYYYYYYY YYYYYYYY EEEEEEEE SSSSSSSS YYYYYYYY YYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSS YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSS YYYYYYYYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSS YYYYYYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSS YYYYYYYYYY EEEEEEEE SSSSSSSS YYYYYYYY EEEEEEEE SSSSSSSS YYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSS SSSSSSSS YYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSSS YYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSS File: mirrors/antofthy/data/rabbit.txt _ / \ / _ \ | / \ | || || _______ || || |\ \ || || ||\ \ || || || \ | || || || \__/ || || || || \\_/ \_/ \_// / _ _ \ / \ | O O | | \ ___ / | / \ \_/ / \ / ----- | --\ \ | \__/|\__/ \ | \ |_|_| / \_____ _____/ \ / | | File: mirrors/antofthy/data/dragons.txt Faerie Dragon by AFactor _-- _ _ --__ /#()##\\ _//##()#\ |()# #\\_ _//# #()| |#()# -= #\\_ \ / _//# =- #()#| \#()# -== #\\_ )) (( _//# ==- #()#/ |#()# -=== #\\(( __)) //# ===- #()#| |#()## -=== #\\\)_/_(/\ //# ===- #()#| \#()## --== #\( _ _ )\\ //# ==--- ##()#/ |#()#____== #\\ /__\\//# ==____ #()#| \###_____== #\\_/\__)/# ==_______###/ ()/0#/_ ()( <___< )() _\#0\() ()/0#(_ () ( <___< ) () _)#0\() ()/0#(_ () ( <___< ) () _)#0\() ()|0#(_ () / / <___<\\ () _)#0|() ()|0#(_ o/ / <____\\o _)#0|() ()\00#\_ / / <____\\ _/#0/() \)\00#\_/ / <___||\_/#00/(/ \_\00#/ / ^ <___|| \#00/_/ \____/ / \ <___|| \__/ |_| <___// \ \_/__// '----'' _.===._ ,"^^^^", /_\^^^/_\ / ^ ,^ \ , (0\ ^ /0)\ / ^ / ^ \ /\ \ / ^^ ^ \ ^ \ ",." / ) ( ^ ^ ^ \ \ ,' (o_o)^ \ ^ ,) /`^^` ^V^\ ^ \ \_,-"(((( / /`""/ / (((` '((( \||/ _-===-_-====-_-===-_-==========-_-====-_ | @___oo ( )_ /\ /\ / (___,,,}_--' ) ) /^\) ^\/ _) \__ ) ) /^\/ _) (_ ) ) _ / / _) (_ _) /\ )/\/ || | )_) `-==-_____-====-_____-====-___===-' < > |(,,) )__) || / \)___)\ | \____( )___) )___ \______(_______;;; __;;; ^\ ^ / \\ / \ /. \\/ \ |\___/| *----* / / | \\ \ __/ O O\ | / / / | \\ \_\/ \ \ / /\/ / / | \\ _\/ '@___@ / / / / | \\ _\/ |U | | / / | \\\/ | \ | /_ / | \\ ) \ _|_ \ \ ~-./_ _ | .- ; ( \_ _ _,\' ~ ~. .-~-.|.-* _ {-, \ ~-. _ .-~ \ /\' \ } { .* ~. 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' File: mirrors/antofthy/data/general.txt ASCII Art has been around as long as computers have, this directory is just a small collection of 'simple' art I saved for later use. When I mean 'simple' I mean basic ASCII, such as can be put in code, or emails. Nothing fancy. That said ASCII Art can get very complex. * for printing on impact or dot matrix printers, with multple characters overlayed (using backspace) typically to darken the overall character. * use of color in the output * ANSI Terminal codes (such as graphic modes)... * Animations using screen clear and ANSI codes, to redraw frames. (output may need slowing and flushing to make this work properly) * Unicode, taking it well beyond norman ASCII The Box Drawing Graphic Characetrs for example are very usful here. On top of this there are special and specific uses of ASCII Art... * Large Multi Line ASCII fonts for titles and headings. _ _ _ _ _ _ | (_) | _____ | |_| |__ (_)___ | | | |/ / _ \ | __| '_ \| / __| | | | < __/ | |_| | | | \__ \ |_|_|_|\_\___| \__|_| |_|_|___/ See programs such as "Figlet". http://www.figlet.org/ * Box drawing around text, to generate 'comments', 'email signatures', or just highlight some element. ___ --- ___________________________ | _______/__ \____/ || / | |-=| \_\_\_ ||---< Your message goes here... | | \_________\ + \ ____| \___________________________| \___\ See "boxes" program, though this does not support Unicode at this time. https://boxes.thomasjensen.com/about.html https://github.com/ascii-boxes/boxes Or my own 'simple' shell script https://antofthy.gitlab.io/software/#box_text And basic shell functions in the collect... https://antofthy.gitlab.io/info/shell/small_functions.txt Also see in this directory... https://antofthy.gitlab.io/info/ascii/Signatures.txt * Small "Spinner" and "Heartbeat" animations, such as the classical spinning line, which is used to denoting that the program is either still actually working, or still recieving input. 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( / (_/ (_(_/ )_(_/ / /_(_(_/_) / \' """" `, `-' | ||| _ .`-._ ,--._ ______. \ , ||| ____..(,~ \ _..--X:~.`\`. /:,----' ~----~/ /// ./@==/\ `~--~-. ,' ,'. \| \_.W\ / / (..___,---,,'// /_.-',` \ \ / '~-..' `/ /| |..___[=[-~X`----~ ` , __L__L________________/ /|| /mmm,,_`,-'/ ` \ \ //~Y~7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ /~|| `| ~"""`-' \ / ' `// \: \ ( ) / / /|/| | /_________________//____L_______________/./___/:| ,-, | `_,'//~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~77~~~~~Y~~~~~~~~~~~~~~7 /~7~7 / / /_____(__// / \ \ // / / \ \/ / ( / /| O(| Y~~~~~~~Y' -' // / _/._ / / / /|| \ `--------.__.^-----------------+-----+-------/./---/./-'| `._____________________________________________~~____~~____~~~~~~=/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/antofthy/data/Signatures.txt ________________________________ ________| Vinay Shenoy |________ \ | Design Automation Division | / \ | vinay@india.ti.com | / / |________________________________| \ /__________) (__________\ _ _____________________________________ _ / )| Randy Vandermolen [rlv@sei.cmu.edu] |( \ / / | Software Engineering Institute | \ \ _( (_ | Carnegie Mellon University | _) )_ (((\ \>|_/->_____________________________<-\_| :| |::| :|_________________________________| |::| | < / :|__|::|____:/ \.____|::|__| \ /_______:/ \::/ \::/ \._______\ __________________ / |___________________________ / | |___________________ ( | | / \ | | / \__________________| | ( (_____________________________| \ (____________________\ ._________________________. /\__/\ | | / O O\_| | / \ | / \ \ | / _ \ \______________________! / |\____\ \ || / | | | |\____/ || / \| | | |/ | _|| / / \ ------- |_____| || / | | | __) | | | |_____ __) | |_|_|_| | \___) /\ | !! / /\ | / / / | | | ___/ / | | | !____/ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c ,----------------------------. \___/ | | \___/ *---________-o O- > | -O O-________ | ## \Y/ | < \Y/ ### |\_* | ____ #_ | | | | _ ___# | |/|/ |/|/ \____________________________/ \|\| \|\| W W W W || || W W W W \|/ \|/ \\||// \!/ \|/ \|/ \\||// \!/ \|/ \|/ \\||// \!/ _____________________________ o O / I knew that I shouldn't be \ `\|||/' | peeking, but I can't help it! | (o o) \___I'm___a___Peeping___Tom___/ ______ooO_(_)_Ooo____________________________________________________________ _____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____ __|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|__ _____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____ ._-_, ... ... ` _ ' -=_* =- ... ... :.: : : - (_) - ,'/'`\ : `' : ... : :,: .::. // : :`': : : : : :.' : :' ' ` ____________//_________:.:__:.:_:.:_:.:``:_`:.:_____________________ ~ ____,----/ |_ ~ ~~ ~ -' ________ `-.__ ~ ~ _ _/` ,',---\\--\ `-.____ ~~~ ~ __,--' c"} \`-____\\__\ `----.________________,-----' ,(_). `~~~~~~~~~' Michel.Eftimakis@ustc.vlsi.com (c) Mike 95 -"- ''~`` ( o o ) +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=.oooO--(_)--Oooo.-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ .oooO ( ) Oooo. +=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-\ (----( )-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-+ \_) ) / (_/ /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~\ | . 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Path=./munzner # Name=meph - ASCII Art by Meph Path=./meph # Name=bowdrie - The "spying at the wall" dictionary Path=./bowdrie # Name=asciipr0n - Pr0n archive and artist collections Path=./asciipr0n # Name=asciiworld - ASCII World (asciiworld.com) Path=./asciiworld # Name=flump - Flump's Original Ascii Art collection! (hjw) Path=./flump # Name=seal - Seal's ASCII Art Path=./seal # Name=surfplaza - Collection of ASCII art emails from select artists Path=./surfplaza # Name=tranf - A personal ASCII art collection Path=./tranf # Name=wicked - :Wicked Ascii Art: collection Path=./wicked # Name=norgapd - Paul's Ascii Art Archive Path=./norgapd # Name=dutchdude - The Dutch Dude's ASCII-Art Path=./dutchdude # Name=valkyrie - Valkyrie's Ascii Page Path=./valkyrie # Name=flee - felix lee ascii art Path=./flee # Name=boomlin - mega ascii file Path=./boomlin # Name=aran - Cantra's Original Ascii-Art (ctr) Path=./aran # Name=shieldwolf - Shieldwolf Art Gallery (cjr) Path=./shieldwolf # Name=zeus - HOME OF ZEUS Path=./zeus # Name=morfi - Morfina!! Ascii Art (mrf) Path=./morfi # Name=shanaka - Shanaka's ASCII Art (snd) Path=./shanaka # Name=asciiartnet - ASCII Art by Sebastian Stocker (SSt) Path=./asciiartnet # Name=love - The Big Collection of Love ASCII Art Path=./love # Name=horroroso - Horroroso's ASCII Art (-hrr-) Path=./horroroso # Name=emailbox - CatStuff: Cat ASCII Art Path=./emailbox # Name=untergrund - M.U.D Gallery Path=./untergrund # Name=retrojunkie - The ASCII Art Universe Path=./retrojunkie # Name=dsier - Nowhere Man Ascii Art Path=./dsier # Name=shimrod - Shimrod's ASCII Art Page Path=./shimrod # Name=iltzu - Ilmari Karonen: Ascii art Path=./iltzu File: mirrors/emailbox/ascii_cats.txt ASCII CATS ASCII artwork is artwork that is created without using graphics at all. It is created using the symbols and characters available on your computer keyboard. It started back in the old days of typewriters, probably with the first "smilies." 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Source: https://user.xmission.com/~emailbox/ascii_cats.htm Date: 2023-09-24 Curator: emailbox Author: N/A File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011030_ep89.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 89 (Oct. 30, 2001) Bloood... BloooOOoooOoood. ____ , \OO/ /||\ __________ /_db_\ Brains... ____ *hissss* , Brains... \,-/ xx~ / /\ -==- _____ /_/b_\ ______ /| Nice costume, Brains... __ , Mandy. , \OO xx~ /||. -==- ___________ /_|b ________________________ |\ __________ Huh? What RUN LIKE Brains... costume? ` __'_ , THE WIND!! , (*meep*) ~.. \OO/ - xx~ .>>. //|- -==- __ || _____ //db_\ __________________ /| ______________jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010826_ep24.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 24 (Aug. 26, 2001) _ *clickety* ~.. (_| O *click* .>>. ,[__]_.\\| |\ o.______________.' | |d| | _ *...* ~.. *yoink* (_| o ->>.o-. ,[__]_.))| \\ : `.____________.' | |d| | _ *clackety* ~.. (_| O .>>. *poit* ,[__]_.\\| || o.______________.' | |d| | Tee hee. ` _ *clack* ..~ (_| O .<<. ,[__]_.\\| /| o.______________.' | |d| | I've been having weird OOPS, it's that time when I memory lapses. have to go somewhere else! ` ` OO ~oo .||. .>>. jg bb |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011119_ep109.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 109 (Nov. 19, 2001) *bom, bo-dsht, takabom, bo-dsht* _ ~.. O |_) >> |_(._[__] |\ | |b| | NOW what are Layin' down some *bodobom, you doing? fat beatz. _ bodobom* `~.. `O |_) .>>. |_(._[__] || | |b| | *dom, bo-dom, Don't you have more important boom boom* stuff to do, like writing a _ report or something? `~.. O |_) .>>. |_(._[__] || | |b| | Helloo-oo? Can't hear you! *BOOOM BODADSHHT | LALALALALAAALAA! _ BOODOM, BO-DAKA `~.. `O |_) DSHHT, KA-DSHHT* .>>. |_(._[__] jg || | |b| | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011013_ep72.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 72 (Oct. 13, 2001) Bye! Bye! _ , `_ ".O OO ..#/ .(( .||' .)| _______ | bb _____ bb ______________ |\ _____________ She'll be your downfall, you know. I Uegh! was there when `_ , _ it happened. ".O oO #.. .(( // .)|. _______ | bb _____ dd ______________________ |\ _____ Don't be frightened. I am your future self So what's with the monocle? come back to `_ , Why would I have a monocle? warn you. ".O OO It's kinda freaky. .(( .||. _______ ( bb _____ dd _______________________________ You like the monocle. I think we got off on the wrong Lay off the monocle. foot. Let's start over... `_ , What's with the cane? "-O OO .(( .||. _______ | bb _____ dd _______________________________ jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010810_ep7.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 7 (Aug. 10, 2001) I fixed the Uh huh, that's robot! , great. ,,, ~== ` OO ..~ -- *sneak* .]]. -||. .<<. ________ ,//. || bb || | | _/ )_ *sneak* See, a capacitor H3Y B4BY. had.. ,,, / ~== ` OO ..~ -- .]]. .||. .<<. __,//,__ || bb || | _/( | L3T'5 BL0W Who's.. Hi! ,,, / D15 J01NT. ~== ` OO ` ~.. -- .]]. .||. .>>. __,//,__ || bb || | _/( | Wha.. Ok! ,,, ~== ` OO ` ~.. -- .]]. .||. ,>>. __.//,__ || bb |\ | _( \_ | You can't go out with , him, he speaks B1FF ,,, ~== OO ferchrissakes! ~.. -- .]]. ,||- ________ .>>,\\. || bb jg | | |\ )\_ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011229_ep149.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 149 (Dec. 29, 2001) So what games I dunno... Mostly stuff like Zelda... do you play? Wolfenstein... Phantasy Star... ` ,,, , '.. OO .||. .||. ____ || __ dd _____ Ah yes. Ocarina of Time, What the heck are you talking Return to Castle Wolfenstein about? "Ocarina"? "Return"? and Phantasy Star Online. ` ,,, , "ONLINE"?! '.. OO .||. .||. ____ || __ dd _____ Don't tell me you There are play the old games! new games? ` ,,, , '.. OO .||. .||. ____ || __ dd _____ And you call yourself I do no such thing! a gamer... Sheesh. TAKE THAT BACK! ` ,,, , ..' OO .||. -\\. jg____ /| ____ d d ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010907_ep36.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 36 (Sep. 7, 2001) ,---.-. Crap. I thought that the / ,--.-\ , growth formula would turn |__/,-. \. me into a hunk, not a freak. | ; : ; : | | |-| | | : ; \ ; Told ya! \ `-' ._\ , `.__-/ ..~ .||. .<<. __________________ bb ____________________ || _______ ,---.-. No sweat. I'll just come up with / ,--.-\ , some kind of anti-dote, and.. |__/,-. \. woah.. w-WOAH! | ; : ; : | | o |-|o| | : ; \ ; \ `-' ._\ ! `.__O/ ..~ -\\- .<<. __________________ b b ___________________ || _______ Ooops... Great! Now I have to _______ ,'|_ , call triple-A -again-! /\(_____) '\ , | `. ,\ ~-- | | / b ->>- ____`._|______,'____________________________ |\ _____jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010919_ep48.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 48 (Sep. 19, 2001) They're about Quick! There's the machine to shoot us just that made us big in the __ because we're big! first place! ..\ ` __ _ , ___ _ ||_ . >''(/oo OO- //\\`-----. / ____ - o - |/ _ __\| \\//.-----'/____ ___((__)) _|__ //>> '--/ \\ _____|__|_____ | | \\ (_)|[__]| ||_\ |_|| _/___/__________ |=|) \) \_| ...| "|| | |" (-( (-( _ _ _ _ _|_|_____.----.__| ________ kk ______ d d __________ \-\ \-\_________ ___ \_\ Yes! We made it! Huh? HEY! We're . _ _||_ Throw the switch! normal sized . //`------/ | again! ____ - -o- - \\.-----/_____ ` , _((__)) _|____ ____|______ ~.. OO | \\ (_)|[__]|\| __/___________ .>>. .||. -|) \) \_| ...|\| ( _ _ _ _ _ _ _____ || ___ dd __ |_____.----.__|\| _________ \_____________ Yeah... So... That Now I remember; it's Oh, just messing thing only moved us a teleporter. But... with ya.` ___ a bit so we -looked- Why did that guy \_\ bigger 'cause of the want to shoot us? _ _||_ perspective? | . //`------/ | / ____ - o - \\.-----/_____ ` , _((__)) _|____ ____|______ ~.. OO | \\ (_)|[__]|\| __/___________ .>>. .||. -|) \) \_| ...|\| ( _ _ _ _ _ _ jg_____ || ___ bb __ |_____.----.__|\| _________ \_____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011028_ep87.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 87 (Oct. 28, 2001) Hi Linda. Hi. ` __ , ,--. OO ,---- #.. -----. | \ \ .||. |`-.___)| ______`-. +-+-+ ___ bb ____ |__|___ \\ ______|| | | | __ Halloween's coming up. Nah. Have you decided on a __ , ,--. costume yet? `OO ,---- #.. -----. | \ \ .||. |`-.___)| ______`-. +-+-+ _____ bb ____ |__|___ \\ ______|| | | | ___________ ,--. ~.. ,-------- OO --. | \ \ >> |`-._____ || ___`-. +-+-+ _ |\ ________ |__|______ bb ___|| | | | ____ Where's Linda? We broke up. ` , ,--. ~.. ,-------- OO --. | \ \ .>>. |`-._____ || ___`-. +-+-+ jg __ || __ |__|______ bb ___|| | | | _ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010827_ep25.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 25 (Aug. 27, 2001) Ready? Ready. ` , ~.. OO .>>. .||. || dd HAI- ` ~-- OO .>> .||. |' dd YA! Ooof! ` , ~.. oo .>>-)) / dd Ow. What's the point of this strip again? | jg couldn't think of | a joke, so he drew some \ gratuitous violence. Riight. | ` , Go to OO ..~ www.roadwaffles.com (( .<<. for more! bb || jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011004_ep63.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 63 (Oct. 4, 2001) 50... R U P33P5 G3TT1N 4L0NG? Nnh. Um... ,,, / __ , _ _ `_ -- \)`- |_)(_| .# (/ OO __.\\.__ \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/ .||. | \> | _|_\| || |/_|_ dd 1F Y0U C4N'T GET 4L0NG, 1'LL H4V3 T0 F1RE 4LL 0F Y0U. Huh. ,,, / __ , _ _ _ -- \)`- |_)(_| .# (/ OO __.\\.__ \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/ .||. | \> | _|_\| || |/_|_ dd ,,, __ _ _ _ -- \)`- |_)(_| .# (/ OO __.\\.__ \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/ .||. | \> | _|_\| || |/_|_ dd Welcome to the team, man! Get away Let me show you around. from me! ,,, _ _ _ ` __ , -- \) |_)(_| -# (/ `.. OO __.\\.__ \__ _[__][__]_.((_/ .(__) -)). | \> | jg _|_ | || |/_|_ || d d File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010930_ep59.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 59 (Sep. 30, 2001) / Oookay. Facing my fear \ H3Y N3RD D00D! R34DY \ of meeting my peers. / 2 M33T TH4 G4NG? o . ,,, / OO -- .||. -//. bb _/ )_ / Facing it. I am \ W4LK TH15 W4Y... \ facing my fear. / \ ,,, . o -- OO .//. .//. _/( d d / I'm doing great! \ ,,, . o\ I can do this! / -- OO .//. .//. _/( d d So you're Nice to Nerd Boy? meet you. H3'5 L33T. / I -knew- it! I \ __ , _ _ _ , \ ,,, o| -should've- paid | \)`- |_)(_| .# (/ -- . | more attention in | \(_)._|__||__|_.((_/ ____.//.____OO_ \ Ninjutsu class! / ____ _|_\| || |/_|_ ________|__ _// ________|____________________jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011209_ep129.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 129 (Dec. 9, 2001) _ (_| O [__]_.)_| _________________________ | |d| | ___ _ (_| O [__]_.)_| ________________________________ | |d| | ________________ It's 4 am! Go to bed, weirdo! , _ ~.. (_| O .>>. [__]_.)_| ________________ || ___________________ | |d| | ___________________ Fine! Whatever! Your sleep deficiency is not my problem! , _ *zzzzz* ..~ (_| O << [__]_.)_| _____ /| ______________________________ | |d| | ___________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011012_ep71.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 71 (Oct. 12, 2001) v . ._, |_ ., `-._\/ . \ / |/_ \\ _\, y | \// _\_.___\\, \\/ -.\|| `7-,--.`._|| / / , /_ /' `-. `./ / |/_.' /( \ | |// \ ` | |_ / `._| |- | | =| | | ''''''''''''',,,,,,,/ ,,,. \,,,,,,,___ ' ` `--._ `. ,-. I love `. / `' \, autumn. Me too. `. ` , `. OO ~.. `. .\\. .77. `. ,/ bb \\ `-. `-. `-. ., `--._ `- \'' jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010906_ep35.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 35 (Sep. 6, 2001) Finally! This growth formula will make me a 6'5" hunk of meat! It'll never work. ` , OO ..~ .||-V .<<. __ bb ____________ || __________ Just you wait. Bottoms up! Stupid Nerd Boy. ` , OO,> ..~ .||' .<<. __ bb ____________ || __________ ,---.-. Well, did / ,--.-\ , it work? |__/,-. \. | ; : ; : | | |-| | AAAAIEEE! | : ; \ ; , \ `-' ._\ oo~ `.__o/ -<<- .||-V // __ bb __________________________jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010928_ep57.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 57 (Sep. 28, 2001) Y0, N3RD D00D, Uh, yeah. So what is WH4ZZ44444444H! this programming project \ you hired me for? ,,, , -- OO .\\. .||. _/ )_ dd C0M3 M33T TH4 G4NG F1R5T. I don't want to meet the gang, \ I want my assignment so I can ,,, , go home and work on it alone. -- OO .\\. .||. \)_ dd Really, I work a lot better alone, without knowing ANYTHING about the ,,, people I work with. `OO -- .||. .\\. bb )\_ Leaving without saying anything means you're gonna e-mail me my assignment, right? ... Right?! Err, I'll take your absence as a "yes", OK? `OO .||. bb jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011207_ep127.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 127 (Dec. 7, 2001) WOOHOOO! , OO -||- hh :: ''~ .<< ________________ || __________ WEEEEE! ___ , --- OO -- -//- - hh ;; HGNRK! __ , -- _ OO __ -||- __ - h'`h *rrrip* : ; Told ya. `~.. Shut up. .>>. yy , jg____ || _________ \\ ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011018_ep77.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 77 (Oct. 18, 2001) Mandy! Mandy, come quick! What?! What?! ` , - OO oo~ _ _ -//- -<<- - b b /| They've implemented Oh GOD, that STUPID the duelling system in -GAME- again... __ Ragnarok! `OO `~-- ..# .||. .>>. .|(. bb |\ /| So I tried it out, because And she totally kicked your some girl challenged me. __ , ass and killed you and `OO ..# utterly humiliated you ~.. .||. .|(. in front of all your .>>. bb || on-line friends? |\ That's -exactly- what Oh, just a happened. How did __ , wild guess. you know? `OO ''# .||. .|(. jg bb || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010917_ep46.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 46 (Sep. 17, 2001) What does -that- . thing do? Dunno. ____ - o - ` , _((__)) _|____ ~.. OO | \\ (_)|[__]|\| .>>. .//. -|) \) \_| ...|\| ______________ || __ bb _ |_____.----.__|\| __________ You built I'll switch . it, right? it on. ____ - -o- - ` , _((__)) _|____ ~.. OO | \\ (_)|[__]|\| .>>. .||'-|) \) \_| ...|\| ______________ || ___ bb |_____.----.__|\| __________ * * * * * \ << __ _ _\ __ / _ / __ >> / << /|_||_)(_ |_/|_)\_/ / || >> << /_| || __)| \| \/ \ /_ .. >> << / \ >> / * * \ * * What the heck just happened? Beats me. `__ _ , >''(/.. OO- |/ .. \| ,, Giants! //>> \V/ \V/ , ||_\ |_| oo "|| | | -||. ________ kk ____ d b ___________ || ___jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010909_ep38.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 38 (Sep. 9, 2001) ,-,---. /-.--. \ I finally made it ./ ,-.\__\ to my lab! Now I can ; : ; : | revert the effect of | |-| | | , that stupid growth : / : ; | formula and get a /_, `-' / normal-sized head! \o__,' _U__v___ .||. | | dd ,-,---. /-.--. \ ./ ,-.\__\ ; : ; : | Some of this... | |-| | | , : / : ; | /_, `-' / ,>\.__,' ______U_ `//. | | d d _\V/_ ,-,---. >BAM< /-.--. \ /'^'\ _/ _._\__\ Wait. d8b d888b | It's all coming 888-88888 | , back to me... Y8/ Y888P | I don't know /_, `"' / crap about \-__,' chemistry. ______U_ v-|| | | dd jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011213_ep133.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 133 (Dec. 13, 2001) HAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA! _ ,--. `O |_) ,---- ~.. -----. | \ \ |_\ _[__] |`-.___>>_______`-. +-+-+ | |b| | |__|___\\________|| | | | Stupid. Stupid. Heh. Why do you even read on-line comics? Pfft. Stupid. Not Only 1 in a gajillion are funny! funny. Gross. _ , ,--. `O |_) ,---- ..~ -----. | \ \ |_(._[__] |`-.__<<._______`-. +-+-+ | |b| | |__|___\\________|| | | | Well... They're educational! Short answer: Just now, Hound's Home taught You're stupid. me how to teach rats _ , ,--. to tap dance to `O |_) ,---- ~.. -----. | \ \ Britney Spears! |_(._[__] |`-.___>>_______`-. +-+-+ | |b| | |__|___\\________|| | | | Maybe. If so, it's I rest my case. clearly because I _ , ,--. haven't read `O |_) ,---- ~.. -----. | \ \ SinFest today! |_(._[__] |`-.___>>_______`-. +-+-+ | |b| | jg|__|___\\________|| | | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010922_ep51.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 51 (Sep. 22, 2001) /\ / \ \ _'_ / /\ / \ /\ / \ ___ .' `. / \ /\ / \/ \ / \ _( `---.__ | /`--'\/ \/ .-------. -- ______ ____ \ (____________)| / \ / / O .~ )__/_____( -- - \ `.___.' \/ /_|\.)__<_/ _____|_.----._ \ / | \ \ (____________///////(_ - - _- \____________ \ / ```````` `----' \ / \ I think we're -I- think I'm going running out to have to of gas. kill you. ` , .-------. ______ / O .~ )__/_____( /_|\.)__<_/ _____|_.----._ (____________///////(_ - - _- ```````` `----' Did I say gas? I meant.. uh... Prepare to take chocolate. your last breath. ` , .-------. ______ / O -~ )__/_____( /_|\.)__<_/ _____|_.----._ (____________///////(_ - - _- ```````` `----' jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011023_ep82.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 82 (Oct. 23, 2001) So, what do you say? I don't know if I'm Sounds like fun, huh? ready for that... ` __ , #.. OO .)|. .||. || dd OK, what if I bring my stuff over just for the weekend as Err... It's a big step. a kind of trial period? ` __ , ? #.. OO ..~ .)|. .||. << || dd /| Give it some thought OK! Bye! -What's- a big step? and call me, ok? __ ` , `#.. OO ..~ .|(. .||. .<<. /| dd || Well, Linda wants to connect our Stupid nerds. computers in a local area network. , `OO --~ .||. .<<. jg bb || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011201_ep121.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 121 (Dec. 1, 2001) | -x- | v . ._, |_ ., `-._\/ . \ / |/_ \\ _\, y | \// _\_.___\\, \\/ -.\|| `7-,--.`._|| / / , /' `-. `./ / |/_.' | |// |_ / |- | | =| | | --------------------/ , . \--------._ ' ` `--._ `. Wanna make `. angels? Too late. `. ` , `. `. ' *WEEEE!* OO ~.. `. `. , *meep* .\\. '.77.` ` __~== ` bb |_\\_`. `. -[]- `.`\\. ' `---`. `--._ `- jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011215_ep135.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 135 (Dec. 15, 2001) YES! Finally, the beta _ version of Ragnarok! `O |_) I GET TO PLAY A MAGE! |_(-_[__] ______ | |b| | ____________________ MANDY! MANDY! If this is about a game again, , , I'll kill you. Slowly. \OO --~ q//- -<<. ______ b ___________________ || ____________ THE RAGN.. eh. `OO --~ __ \\ -<<. _______ -- bb,,_____ || _______ That was clo.. ehhrm. `OO ``~ \\ -<<. jg_____ bb || _______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010808_ep6.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 6 (Aug. 8, 2001) c< -. ,| ,::| ,:::,| ~.. O OO |::,' | ==~ O .>>. \-||- |:' | ,[[-/ || bb | || | __________________________ ,\ ,' ,' `. `. ,\ , \ ~'==' ` OO , \ ~.. , \ ']]' '\\' , \ .>>. , \-\\ `-bb , \ || , \ , \ ~== OO ,--. ~.. ]]o ||o. | \ \ .>>. ,-\\`.,-bb `.+-+-+ || | | `|..|...| | | THE NEXT DAY... What's this?! This is odd. The SPANISH INQUISITION?! , Mandy, can you , YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!! --~ OO hand me that oo~ [_ ,\\- screwdriver? -<<- || dd || -o jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010817_ep15.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 15 (Aug. 17, 2001) So that whole thing Yep, uh huh, about you loving me that's it, was just a joke? , ehehe. ` ~.. OO' .>>. .||. || dd Yeah, ahahaha. What a relief. , ` ~.. OO' .>>. .||. || dd Uh... Yeah. I mean, you and me? , A couple? `~.. OO Ridiculous. .>>. .||. || dd I can't lie any I mean.. ` ', longer! I love `~.. - OO - you, Mandy! .>>. -||- || dd Wait! Just joking , again! AHAHAHAHA!! oo~ *AAAAAAAH!* OO' CRAP! I mean, -<<- -||- AHAHAHA! jg / \ dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011221_ep141.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 141 (Dec. 21, 2001) X------ CHATTING ------X----------------- PROGRAMMING ----------------X | Hellooo! | BufferedReader file = new BufferedReader( | | Hi nb! | new InputStreamReader(url.openStream()) | | asl | ); | | _ | _ | | O |_) | O |_) * | | |_(._[__] | |_(._[__] * | | | |b| | | | |b| | * | X----------------------X----------------------------------------------X X---------- MAKING MUSIC ----------X------- LISTENING TO MUSIC -------X | *buh-DSHT-daka-DSHT* | *Alive in the Superunknown!* | | _ *dididweee didwee* | _ *First they steal | | O |_) *pa-tang-kang* | O |_) your mind and | | |_(._[__] | |_\ _[__] then they steal | | | |b| | | | |b| | your...* | X----------------------------------X----------------------------------X X-------- READING BOOKS --------X----------- PLAYING GAMES -----------X | "Twelve years ago, I saw your | | | face in a dream, and it has | Take *blammo!* *blam* | | haunted_me ever since." | that! _ *Mein Leben!* | | O |_) | `O |_) *blam* *blam blam* | | |_( _[__] | |_(._[__] *BLAM BLAM BLAM* | | | |b| | | | |b| | | X-------------------------------X-------------------------------------X You've been using that thing a _ , whole day! It's not healthy! O |_) ..~ You need some variation! |_(._[__] .<<. jg | |b| | || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011122_ep112.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 112 (Nov. 22, 2001) My life sucks. Nah, he doesn't God hates me. , hate you. `OO ..~ ____((___ .<<. | bb | || OO ''~ ____((___ .<<. | bb | || OO ~`` ____((___ .>>. | bb | || Guess it's official. The Man doesn't have a sense of irony. OO `~-- ____((___ >> jg | bb | |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010916_ep45.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 45 (Sep. 16, 2001) SUPERNERD aka NERD BOY CONFRONTS YET ANOTHER BUG. *SKREEEE* ` /_/ v That programmer has AAUGH! ** ) | -. a serious bug problem! HELP! ||/_/ \ ` `.. (_ \______/) _ ___OO ))>-'\__)_)_)_)/ | \ _ <\/> /| / \ \ \ \ \ _|_/_ | | || ______________________ | | | | | | | '._|_.|_| Show me your code so that I may Over *SKREEEE!* rid it of bugs! there! ` /_/ v ` Quick! ** ) / -. ___OO `.. ||/_/ \ .\/- //>-(_ \______/) _ /> << \__)_)_)_)/ | \ _ / \ \ \ \ \ _|_/_ | | ___________ | | | | | | | '._|_.|_| Looks like Java. , Sorry, I don't do \OO___ Java. >> __// \/. ,\\)*) v -. <\ \ (_\ /__/ \ \ (_ \______/) _ \__)_)_)_)/ | \ _ / \ \ \ \ \ _|_/_ | | | | | | | | jg | '._|_.|_| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011117_ep107.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 107 (Nov. 17, 2001) OO -||- ________ db ________ ? OO *flap* ..~ *flap* >||< << ________ db ___________________________ /| _ *pant* What're you doing? *wheeze* , OO ..~ (( .<<. ________ bb _______________ || __ Trying to... get off the ground. Why don't you just jump I have flight *gasp* powers, but off a cliff or something? they only kick in when my feet , aren't touching the ground... `OO ..~ (( *wheeze* .<<. ________ bb _______________ || __ I.. It.. Buh-BECAUSE IT DOESN'T Yeah, -right-. WORK THAT WAY, AND N-NOW GO AWAY! Whatever. `OO `~-- -||- >> jg________ bb ____________________ |\ __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011103_ep93.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 93 (Nov. 3, 2001) --- __ --- | __ | --- __ -- ---- _ - <>-> - - | <>-> ==~ | __ <-<> ==~ __ -- ___ -- .//. ---- | .[]. .[[. | .\\-[[ --- _ / > --- | || || | --- __ < \ \\ ____ --- -------------------+-------------------+------------------------------- __ __ __ __ == <-<> [_[] []_] <>-> ~== .[[. .[]. .||. .||. .[]. .]]. _______ || __ || __ || _ || __ || __ || _______ | | \ | / \ | / . \ _ _ / . `. \ <-> <-> / .' `. .[ ]-[ ]. .' `-._ ==/ \\_// \==~ _.-' `- .[] [_|_] []. -' || || || || / | | \ ___ Cool! --[___]--~ Dorky. ` [] | | [] , OO ||[___]|| ..~ .||. || || .<<. jg bb /_| |_\ || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011102_ep92.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 92 (Nov. 2, 2001) OO ..~ __||____ .<<. ______( ` bb \____________ /| ______________________ OO ..~ __||____ .<<. ______( ` bb \___ || _______________________________ OO ..~ __||____ .<<. ______( ` bb \___ || _______________________________ OO ..~ __||____ .<<. ______( ` bb \___ || _______________________________ Why are you staring I don't know, I just got at me like that? , the feeling that something `OO ..~ funny was about to happen. __||____ .<<. jg______( ` bb \___ || _______________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011227_ep147.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 147 (Dec. 27, 2001) ART DAY: My Plasma Ball ----------------------- _.od8888888bo._ .d8P"' `"Y8h. .dP' ___ `Yb. d8' \ `. `8b--._ dP __ \ \ Y`. `. dP .' / | | Yb\ \ d8 /__| ___ /___\ 8b|___\ 88 )__( / \ )___( 88___( 88 \ / \___/ \ | 8| / Y8 __ | | |=| | | 8/ | Yb .' / /___\ |=| /____\ d/ \ Y/ | )___( |=| )___( dP`-._| | | \ ||=| | / .8P`-._( | \ | |=| / _.dP' / \ _\|___ |=||__.od8. / /'--' /Y888888888P"' \ `. | `.__.-' _. '-.__/ )____.--' .------.____( `. .' \ / \ `. / / | | | | | | So now he's showing off his | | | Hey, it's -his- cartoon. Christmas presents? Pfft. | /` | And I think it's cool... , / \ , ~'' _________.'_ ______________`._________ OO .>>. | | [#__] | .||. ___ || ____ jg | | OFF/ON/AUDIO | ___ dd ______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010923_ep52.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 52 (Sep. 23, 2001) Can I drive? | No. | , / .-------. ______ / O .~ )__/_____( /_|\.)__<_/ _____|_.----._ (____________///////(_- - _- ```````` `----' .-------. ____ \ /_OO --~ )_/___( \ /_|\))_<<_/ ____|.-._ | \ (____(________\\\\\)- _- \ ___ / \ '''' ''''`-' `. .' `. .' _`. ______________________________________________|_______|_________ //\ `-.__ `-._ -- ---- ||| _.----` ~ ~ --- - __.-\ \-' ___ ~ ~ - ~ __.'___.-\ \-' `-.__ __ ~ ---' `--.__.' `-.____________________________________ WHEEEE! ` .-------. ______ / .~ )__/_____( /_|\.<____/ _____|_.----._ (____________///////(_ - -- _- ```````` `----' jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011124_ep114.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 114 (Nov. 24, 2001) | Look! Linda's Oh no, let's __ | here too! , leave. __ ___ ..# | `..~ OO | | | .|(. | -<<. || |o | | ___ || _________|___________ || ___ dd _______|__| |____ Let's go __ say hello! ..# `..~ OO .|(. .<<-(( || /| bb Hello. I'm Nerd Boy's friend. Remember him? He dumped you a while ago? Remember? __ , #.. ..~ OO .)|. .<<. || || || dd Yes, how could Just checking whether you forgot I forget the most since we last met. Half an hour is a painful moment in __ , long time, after all... my entire life? `#-- ..~ OO .)|. .<<. )) jg || || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011022_ep81.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 81 (Oct. 22, 2001) *Tadaima!* Okaeri. *meep* __ , ,--. `~== ,---- ..# - OO . | \ \ .]]. |`-.___)| _ ||__`-. +-+-+ || |__|___ \\ __bb__|| | | | Now I'm really confused. You said you bought the robot from IKEA, right? Yeah? ` __ , ,--. ==~ ,---- #.. - OO . | \ \ .[[. |`-.___)| _ ||__`-. +-+-+ /| |__|___ \\ __bb__|| | | | So why does it speak Japanese instead of Swedish? Duh! ` __ , ,--. ,---- #.. - OO . | \ \ |`-.___)| _ ||__`-. +-+-+ |__|___ \\ __bb__|| | | | I bought it from the Japanese branch of IKEA, obviously. You think they make robots like that in Sweden? I mean, come on, Linda... __ , ,--. ,---- #.. - OO . | \ \ |`-.___)| _ ||__`-. +-+-+ jg |__|___ \\ __bb__|| | | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011111_ep101.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 101 (Nov. 11, 2001) ___ ___ .' <>_ <>_ / ____\ _\ | | (|||||/| |/| __| \_______/___/ / \| | / / \\ \\ / / / / / | / | / / / | | / /_/ | | Here we are! Wow. Awesome __/ /_/_____/___/___ This is my uncle's , statues. / /_/ \__ \ mansion! `..~ OO /_/ \__ \ .<<. .||. \__ \_____________________ || _____ dd __________ ___ ___ .' <._ <._ / ____\ _\ | | (|||||/| |/| __| \_______/___/ / \| | / / \\ \\ No, those are / / / / / | / | real live rocs. / / / | | `..~ / /_/ | | eep ________ << _____/ /_/_____/___/___ , / /_/ \__ \ OO /_/ \__ \ .)). \__ \__ dd_______________________jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010816_ep14.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 14 (Aug. 16, 2001) *sigh* Um, hi. OO ` ..~ _ ||_ .<<. _/ dd '.____________________________________________ || / Play it cool. \ | She probably only | | wants to know | I broke up \ what time it is. / with that o . , W4R3Z D00D. - OO - ` ..~ _ ||_ .<<. _/ dd '._______________________________ /| ___________ Mandy, I love you! I've always loved you! ` OO oo~ _____ -||- .<<. _/ '._ bb ____________ || _________________________ ( Crap. )o . OO oo~ _____ -||- .<<. jg _/ '._ bb ____________________ /( _________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011005_ep64.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 64 (Oct. 5, 2001) Are you going to tell CH1LL. (5,2) (0; 1,3) me what you've hired me \ ,,, __ , _ _ ` _ to do or what?! `OO -- \)`- |_)(_| .# (/ .||. __.//.__ \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/ _________________ bb _______| >. || ______ || ____ dd ______ Wow. With you around, Thanks. who needs a CD player? , `~.. OO .>>. || ______ || ____ dd ______ Now, if I could only find Ow! Ow, my ribs! your stupid eject button... , `~-- OO .>>-)) jg____________ ||dd ______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010901_ep30.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 30 (Sep. 1, 2001) / I've created an evil robot. Should I \ | destroy her for the good of mankind? | \ She hasn't actually done any harm. / o . OO . ~== .||. o .]]. ____ bb _________________________ || ____ .--.___ O_ __ _.-.._ __ _ ,' `--( )-._( `-' `,' )-._ ( '. ( DESTROY HER! No, be nice! `-' )_ _) ` , I'm sure there's ) ( ( ) <> some peaceful way ( `, (|)OO ._OO_. to solve this. `. ( |-|| (_/\_) ._) ) | db`-> /db\ __) __ __ ,' '._ _.-( _( ' Hey, remember that )_.-' _.( time in Vegas? -' ` You shut up! ( ) <> , (|)OO OO_. |-|| -|\_) <-+'bb dd I have photos... ` DESTROY HER! ( ) <> , (|)OO ._OO_. |-|| (_/\_) <-+'bb /db\ jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010924_ep53.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 53 (Sep. 24, 2001) Hey, what's ___ *sniff* , the matter? ()..) OO ___((___ .||. || |___________ dd ________ I have no friends 'cause Aww... -I- can I've a hammer for a head. be your friend. ` ___ , ()..) OO ___((___ .||. || |___________ dd ________ YAY! BIG HUG! \ *boff!* ` ___ / ()--)xx - -//-// // dd Sorry. See why I have no friends? ..these are not the ` ___ , droids we're ()..) xx looking for... ________ .||. -//- ..move along.. |__ || ___________ dd __ jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011010_ep69.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 69 (Oct. 10, 2001) Hello, Hi. Mandy. , `OO ..~ .||. .<<. _______ bb ______ || ______ This is Linda, my girlfriend. | Hi. __ , `#.. OO ..~ .)|.||. .<<. ____ || bb ______ || ______ __ -*- #.. OO ..~ .)|.||. .<<. ____ || bb ______ || ______ I think you ) broke her. ( ` __ )) #.. OO ..~ .)|.||. .<<. jg ____ || bb ______ || ______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011208_ep128.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 128 (Dec. 8, 2001) _________________________________________________________________ |.---------------------------------------------------------------.| || : | : || || | : : || || | : || || : | : || || | : : || || : | : || || : : : | : || || : : | || || : | *Are they here yet?* *Shh!*|| || : O\ \ / || || .\| : || ||_______________________________/_______________:_______________|| | | _________________________________________________________________ |.---------------------------------------------------------------.| || | | | | | HAPPY 128TH! | | | | | || || | | | | `--------------' | | | | || || | | | | __ | | | | || || | | / / ( )_ \ \ | | || || | / / / \ _ \( ) \ \ \ | || || | / .' .' ' ` / ` )\/ `. `. \ | || || / .' _.-' _.' P4R-T4Y! ' . ( ( `._ `-._ `. \ || || .'.'.-'__.-' ` , ` ) `-.__`-.`.`. || || | | \ `. ___ ,,, ' *flrneep!*__ __ .' / | | || || | | | \ ()~~) --/ ~.. OO__, ~~# ==~ ..' / | | | || || | | | | -||- .\\ .>>.||' .|(. [[ .( ). | | | | || ||_|_|__|___|___||______>\_____||_db____||__||___||___|___|__|_|_|| jg| | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011008_ep67.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 67 (Oct. 8, 2001) MEANWHILE, AT A BUS STOP... | | Hey! You're that guy who _ | _ trashed our computers! |_| __ | |_| ` __ | #..# OO | | #.. OO' | .)(. .||. | | .)|. .||. ________ || _____ bb _________/ | ________ || _____ dd _________/ ------------------------------' | ------------------------------' ___________________________________|___________________________________ | | I'll have you know that | Therefore, my actions clearly there was a 42.64% chance that | outweighed not destroying your _ your software was harmful to | _ computers 165 to 1! |_| __ , mankind! | |_| __ , | #.. OO | | #.. OO | .)|. .||. | | .)|. .||. ________ || _____ dd _________/ | ________ || _____ dd _________/ ------------------------------' | ------------------------------' ___________________________________|___________________________________ You're just making this stuff up as you go along, IT'S THE _ aren't you? SCIENTIFIC METHOD! |_| ` __ , | #..# \OO | .)(. ||. ________ || _____ dd _________/ ------------------------------' jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010820_ep18.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 18 (Aug. 20, 2001) We have to stop these run-away wheel chairs! I should be able to decrease my speed by steering into that soft grass by the road. ` \ \ \ OO \ \ ~oo \ -||- \ \ \ ->>- (_)bb) \ \ (_)\\) \ \ \ `. \ \ OO \ \ ~. `. -||- \ \ \ ->>- (_)bb) \ \ (_)\\) \ \ \ Damn this city and its fire hydrants! HELP! AAAAAAHH!!! \ \ , \ \ ~oo \ \ \ ->>- \ \ (_)\\) \ \ \ jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010911_ep40.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 40 (Sep. 11, 2001) Smoking , is cool. ( `OO_) || bb *suck* OO_ ||' bb ! QQ ||.\ bb *cough* xx *hack* .((. bb _ And that's when I remembered; OK, next time I ask you what I don't smoke! time it is, remind me not to. ` , OO ~-- .||. .>>. bb |\ jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011214_ep134.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 134 (Dec. 14, 2001) Take that, stupid orc! Good! Maybe -I- can use -my- Hah! No more orcs. computer now? I have a very I win! ` _ , important programming ~. |_) OO project, you know. |_>._[__] .||. ____ | |\| | ____ dd ____ Fine! Thaaank you. Whatever! _ , `~.. |_) OO ->>- |_ _[__] )) __ || __ | | | | _ d d ______ Frankly, I don't understand Yeah yeah. why you play MUDs. They're _ , so repetitive. All you `O |_) ~.. do is slay orcs... |_(._[__] >> ____ | |b| | ____ |\ ____ Take that, stupid bug! Hah! No more bugs. _ I win! `O |_) |_(._[__] jg____ | |b| | ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011025_ep84.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 84 (Oct. 25, 2001) Still working on It's not stupid, I just.. that stupid chatbot? _ , ` ~.. (_| O .>>. [__]_.)_| |\ | |d| | Oh, it's just not It's just that I.. talking, is that it? _ , Is it gwumpy, the ` ~.. (_| O poow thing? .>>. [__]_.)_| || | |d| | You're an idiot and you I left out a semi-colon! made a mute chatbot? _ , __ ` ~.. (_| OO ..# .>>. [__]_-||- _ .|(. || | | db _|_ /| "Semi-colon"? Semi-colon? Whatever. Ha ha! Idiot! , _ ` __ ..~ (_| OO ..# .<<. [__]_.||. _ -|(. jg /| | | db _|_ || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010920_ep49.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 49 (Sep. 20, 2001) FAN ART DAY ----------- AND I AM SUPERMANDI!!!111 HA HA, IM SUPERNRD!!1! / \ /\/\ o o /\/ \/\/ --------- -------- / / \ / -- ( ( -- -- \ / -- \ \ \/ | | | | | | | | Fan art is stupid. I like it. Shut up I mean, there's no or I'll introduce you "SuperMandy". to "SuperKickInTheBalls". ` , OO ..~ .||. .<<. bb || I just.. I hear someone ` , not shutting up. OO ..~ .||. -<<. bb /| jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011206_ep126.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 126 (Dec. 6, 2001) You do realise "All I know is that I know nothing." that Santa doesn't , I'm a skepticist, remember? exist, right? `~.. OO .>>. '||. ____ || _______ dd _____ It's "skeptic". Oh, so I suppose a person who ` , believes there's one god would ~-- OO be a "the" and not a "theist"? .>>. .||. ____ || _______ dd _____ You have to accept the My point is that one should strive fact that English isn't , towards formality and away from a formal language! `~.. OO this inconsistently evolved `>>' .||' language -- it's stupid! ____ || _______ dd _____ Look, do you believe Don't change in Santa or not?! , the subject! `~.. OO ->>- -\\. jg____ || _______ dd _____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011014_ep73.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 73 (Oct. 14, 2001) So you say you're me. From the future. How do I know Run a DNA test. you're telling the truth? _ , `OO O." .||. )). ________ bb ____ dd | ________ LATER, AT THE LAB... This won't hurt Actually, I seem a bit... _ _ , to recall that- `O |_) _ O." |_(._[__]. | |-)). ________________ | |b| | `-'|_|dd | _________________ Y.. You OW! -are- me! _ _ , `O |_) _ O." *creak* |_\._[__]. | | //. *creak* ________________ ( )b| | `-'|_|dd ) ________________ pp qq -//- -\\- OO *boing* _ *boing* ".O |_ |_) _ / \ _[__]. | | / jg ____________________ | | `-'|_| _____________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011212_ep132.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 132 (Dec. 12, 2001) Mandy! Riddle me this! No. For the last time, I don't know Ever wonder why "shigoto" Japanese, and I'm not interested! and "shimasu" are so alike? , `OO --~ (( .<<. _________ b b _____ || ________ Just trying to impress you with my immense Dork. knowledge, is all... , `OO ~.. .||. >> _______ bb ________ |\ ___________ _ .-|_ * .-|_` OO _|_` || _____ |_| _____________ bb ________________________________________ Potted plant! _ Riddle me this! .-|_ , .-|_` OO _|_` )) jg____ |_| ___________ d d __________________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010821_ep19.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 19 (Aug. 21, 2001) Somebody stop this wheel chair! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! AAAAAA.. \ \ , \ \ \ ~oo \ \ \ ->>- \ \ (_)\\) \ \ \ ..AAAA.. `. `. , `. `. ~oo `. `. `. ->>- `. `. (_)\\) `. `. `. ..aaaa.. , _ ~oo - ->>- ______ (_)\\) __ ..aaah... Stupid anticlimaxes. , ~.. ->>- (_)\\) jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011002_ep61.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 61 (Oct. 2, 2001) Um, so what do We're developing a new language. you guys do? __ , _ _ _ `OO \)`- |_)(_| .# (/ .||. \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/ bb _|_\| || |/_|_ OK. I'm supposed to work here. Do you know what Asking stupid questions? my assignment is? __ , _ _ _ `OO \)`- |_)(_| .# (/ .||. \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/ bb _|_\| || |/_|_ __ _ _ _ OO \)`- |_)(_| .# (/ .||. \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/ bb _|_\| || |/_|_ Is he gone? | No. | | Ah, crap. \ __ , _ _ ` _ OO \)`- |_)(_| .# (/ .||. \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/ bb _|_\| || |/_|_ jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011226_ep146.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 146 (Dec. 26, 2001) Go watch TV or something. Can't, I'm working on I want to use the computer. _ , my programming project `~.. (_| O for Java class... .>>. [__]_.)_| __ || _______ | |d| | _________ Or so you claim. What is I'm making a this alleged project of _ , game... yours, if I may ask? `~.. (_| O .>>. [__]_.)_| ____________ |\ ___ | |d| | ____________ Oh deary me, why am I Uh.. me. not surprised? So what _ , is it about, then? `~-- (_| O .>>. [__]_.)_| _ || __ | |d| | _ You?! How egocentric! Why not make a game about -me- instead; now THAT _ would be interesting! `~.. (_| O' .>>. [__]_.)_| jg__________ || __ | |d| | ________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011125_ep115.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 115 (Nov. 25, 2001) So, you're heartbroken Yes... because Nerd Boy broke __ , up with you? `~.. ..# OO .>>. .|(. || || || dd And you think about it Y-yes... every day? Cwying in youw __ , widdle pillow... `~.. ..# OO .>>. .|(. || || || dd Well, it was never Nerd Boy, I love you! meant to be anyw- Please forgive me! OK! ` ` __ , ~-- #.. OO .>>. -)|- -||- || || dd ?! __ ~oo #.. OO .>>. .)|-||. jg || || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011105_ep95.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 95 (Nov. 5, 2001) *You bother Us again?* \ ___ <>oo> *meep* Sorry, I was just wondering if -[__[--~ you can really just take my [ || [] , robot like that and use it |[__]|| OO as your left arm. I mean, |||| .||. is that even legal? ___________ /_/__\ __ dd *Verily, according to the Asian-American robot \ ___ act of 1982, human.* <>oo> --]__]-~ *meep* Oh... [] || ] , ||[__]| OO |||| .||. ____________ /__\_\ __ dd *Read the fine print next time, puny consumer.* \ ___ -[__[--~ *meep* [ || [] |[__]|| OO __// || .||. __________ \_| /__\ __ dd jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011110_ep100.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 100 (Nov. 10, 2001) *And now, a word from our sponsors...* \ .--, / / | ,- OO ---------. +-+-+ .-'____))______.-'| | | | ||____dd_______|__| *Are you one of those who'd Definitely! like to impress friends \ .--, , with real-time zooming / / | ,-- OO --------. Mandelbrots, but your +-+-+ .-'____||______.-'| computer is too slow?* | | | ||____dd_______|__| *Buy the new solid OK! crystal processor!* \ .--, , ~.. / / | ,-- OO --------. >> +-+-+ .-'____||______.-'| |\ | | | ||____dd_______|__| You're way too *Are you looking for Definitely! impressionable, a comfortable \ .--, , Nerd Boy. `~.. tampon?* / / | ,-- OO --------. .>>. +-+-+ .-'____||______.-'| || | | | ||____dd_______|__|jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011220_ep140.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 140 (Dec. 20, 2001) I'm going to the *It's cold. Wear store to buy some , a scarf.* milk. BRB... `OO ==~ *meep* .||. |-[[ bb ' || . - Great. Head -- ` - , wind. ' . --- ___OO , ___ ' __ .//. . ` _______________ b b ____________________________________ ' ___ ' -And- on the -- __ . ' , way back... ' -- . OO___ , ' ` - .\\. . ____________________________________ (|d d _____________ Sure is windy out there... *meep* , , ___OO ==~ .||. .[[. jg_______ bb ___________ || ______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011123_ep113.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 113 (Nov. 23, 2001) Hello. Yep. Wanna Painting? __ , see? `~.. | | OO >> ||||-||.-. |\ /\ dd`-' __________________ | _____ || | / \ || | ( :-) )|| | \_____/ || | o || | _ _ || | || | | || | _ || | / \ || | || |_________________|| _______________________________________________________________________ | | _____ _____ | / \ / \ That's Oh, it's just | ( :-P ) ( :-D ) very a doodle. I call | \_____/ \_____/ nice. __ , it "Sympathy | o __ o `~.. | | OO fishing". | ~.. | | OO .>>. ||||-||.-. | .>>. ||||-||.-. || /\ dd`-' |jg || /\ dd`-' File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011104_ep94.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 94 (Nov. 4, 2001) *Now that the transformation scene is over, || ___ / We will go forth to save the Universe!* [] `|[___]--~ *meep* Um, excuse me. | | [] , [___]|| OO || || '||. ______ /_| |_\ _________________ dd ______ *What is it, puny human? Er, "organic friend".* \ ___ <>oo> Uh, you're using a robot I --]__]-~ *meep* bought from an IKEA store in [] || ] , Japan as your left arm. ||[__]| OO Can I have it back? |||| .||. ____ /__\_\ _________ dd ______ *So -you- are the incompetent fool! This robot is incorrectly assembled! Witness how its voicebox emits noise after speech! We \ ___ shall punish you!* <>oo> O-OK, you can borrow it. I --]__]-~ *meep* don't n-need it right now. [] || ]_ , ||[__]`- OO |||| .)). jg____ /__\_\ _____________ bd __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010925_ep54.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 54 (Sep. 25, 2001) Hi, I'm Mandy. ___ *sniff* , Who're you? ()..) ..~ ___((___ .<<. || |___________ || ________ I'm HammerHead, and Well, you can't just moan and cry I have no friends. about it. Get out there and -get- ` ___ , some friends! Get to know ()..) ..~ people! Make like a leech ___((___ .<<. and latch on to 'em! || |___________ || ________ You're right! Of course I am! ` ___ , Now get a friend! ()..) ..~ ________ .||. .<<. |__ || _____ || ________ Will -you- be my fr- Tell me, have you ever heard ` ___ , the technical term ()..) --~ "Death by Mandy"? ________ -||- .<<. |__ || __ || ___________ jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011003_ep62.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 62 (Oct. 3, 2001) H3R3'5 TH4 P1224. / I can't work with \ / \ these weirdos! /o ,,, __ _ _ _ . -- \)`- |_)(_| .# (/ OO .\\-== \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/ .||. )\_ _|_\| || |/_|_ dd *chew* ,,, __ _ _ _ -- \)`- |_)(_| .# (/ OO .\\- -*zip*- \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/ .||. )\_ _|_\| || |/_|_ dd *swallow* ,,, __ _ _ _ -- \)`- |_)(_| .# (/ OO .\\. \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/ .||. _/ )_ _|_\| || |/_|_ dd T45TY P1224 C4RT0N? *ack-cough* ,,, / ` __ _ _ _ ( Case in point. )o. -- \) `. |_)(_| -# (/ OO .\\. \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/ .||. _/ )_ _|_\| || |/_|_ jg dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011116_ep106.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 106 (Nov. 16, 2001) Hehe, yeah He doesn't Hey! That cane looks like.. that was a suspect a thing! It -is- that cane, where did good one. __ , , you get that!? `//>\ ..~ OO .||. .<<. -||. _________ ( bb ___ || _______________________ dd _____ Tadaa! My future self?! Again!? _ , \ , Why did you claim ".O `~.. OO to be Mandy's __ .((. ->>. .||. uncle?? __//>\___ | bb ____ || ______ dd _____________________ Well, I -am-. B-but.. You're me, so that Right Mandy? _ Yep. , means she's my.. th-that.. `".O `~.. OO no, that's-- __ .((. .>>. -||- __//>\___ | bb ____ || ______ dd _____________________ I really had no sense of humour when I was Nope. young... _ , `".O ~.. __ .((. .>>. qq jg__//>\___ | bb ____ || ________________ -\\- _________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011006_ep65.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 65 (Oct. 6, 2001) So you need me N0, 1T'5 D0N3, W3 JU5T W4NT Y0U T0 C0D3 to write an AI for FR13NDL1N355 50 1T D035N'T K1LL U5 4LL. you, is that it? \ ,,, __ _ _ _ `OO -- \)`- |_)(_| .# (/ .||. __.//.__ \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/ ________________ bb ________| |___________ _|_\ .\|'/`,\ /_|_ _________________ jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011021_ep80.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 80 (Oct. 21, 2001) *BASIL!* __ ,--. *yawn* ,---- #.. -----. | \ \ OO |`-.___)| ______`-. +-+-+ )) |__|___ \\ ______|| | | | d d Finally awake, huh? Uh huh. It's 3 pm. Been up ` __ ,--. , all night working ,---- #.. -----. | \ \ OO on the chatbot? |`-.___)| ______`-. +-+-+ )) |__|___ \\ ______|| | | | d d *I'll get you some orange juice, NB-sama!* *meep* , __ *grunt* ,--. ~== ,---- ..# - OO . | \ \ .]]. |`-.___)| _(( __`-. +-+-+ || |__|___ \\ __bb__|| | | | I don't get it. You're What? Oh, that thing's actually struggling to get a chatbot a "Hjyrgjen" from IKEA. working, and yet you've ` __ , ,--. managed to build an ,---- #.. - OO . | \ \ intelligent robot? |`-.___)| _(( __`-. +-+-+ |__|___ \\ __bb__|| jg| | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010807_ep5.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 5 (Aug. 7, 2001) A robot I built. What's -that-? , ` ~.. OO -- .>>- .||. .[]. || dd || Why do you need For, um, stuff. a robot? , ` ~.. OO -- .>>. .||. .[]. || dd || *NB-sama!* ` ' , , *I love you!* ~oo - OO - ==~ *meep* .>>. -||- .[[. || db || ~oo OO' ==~ .>>. .||. .[[. || db || You didn't hear , that, right? ~oo OO' ==~ .>>. .||. .[[. || dd || jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011219_ep139.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 139 (Dec. 19, 2001) I don't know... About What about it? this whole Christmas _ , deal, I mean... `~.. (_| O >> [__]_.)_| |\ | |d| | It just seems pointless sometimes. Hmmm. Yeah... One measly day to make up for all _ , You're right. the crap during the year? `~.. (_| O .>>. [__]_ /_| _________________ || | |d| | ______________ No, no! You're supposed to talk Oh... Um... at length about the spirit of _ , Er... Christmas and restore my `~.. (_| O faith in all of mankind! .>>. [__]_ )_| || __ | |d| | _ ~.. (_| O .>>. [__]_ )_| ____________________________ || __ | |d| | ______________________ I'll just go rent _ "Scrooge"... `--~ (_| O << [__]_.)_| jg /| | |d| | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010915_ep44.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 44 (Sep. 15, 2001) SUPERNERD aka NERD BOY SAVES A PROGRAMMER FROM THE CLUTCHES OF... THE BUGS. Fear not! AAH! They're everywhere! SuperNerd * , ` is here! .. * (|* \OO___ *-||- * *[_]_ _| \/> -*zip*- * || * * * | | | | || Help! My God man! What ` , have you done?! ..* *(| O___ This code is awful! -||- * [_]_,\ _ * * ||* ** * |* | (\ _|_ All in a A- Hey, they're gone! day's work for , ` SUPERNERD. .. (| _OO_ -||- [_]_ _ -*zip*- <\/> || | | _|_ || BUT... Hmm, this seems , useful... *(| . "MFC", is it? [_]_-)_| * | |/| | jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010904_ep33.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 33 (Sep. 4, 2001) Yoohoo! Nerd Boy, where are you? I won't kill you, I was kidding! / Oh no! She's \ ` ~.. ,--------------. . o\ getting closer! / .>>. .-'____________.-'|O |\ ||_____________|__|\b I'll just wait here for him. He's bound to turn up. ` ,-- ..~ -------. ! .-'____<<______.-'|O ||____ //______|__|\b *Reprogramming Hi, I'm waiting for Nerd Boy. completed.* Why don't you join me? , *meep* ` / I'll be OK as \ ~== ,-- ..~ -------. . o| long as I | .]]. .-'____<<______.-'|O \ don't breathe./ || ||____ //______|__|\b *NB-sama! Why are you behind the couch?* , *meep* ? ~= ,- ~.. ---'[]'-. . o(Crap.) .-'____<<____//.-'|O jg ||____ //______|__|\b File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010824_ep22.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 22 (Aug. 24, 2001) _ (_| O [__]_ ))_| | | d| | Hah hahahahahaha... _ ` (_| O [__]_ ))_| | | d| | BWAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAA- _ ` (_| O [__]_ //_| | | d ( ) *creak* pp Hi, -\\- , Mandy. *boing* OO _ (_| _/ oo~ [__]_ / \ .<<. | | || Remind me again; why did _ I buy that rubber chair? (_| ` ..~ [__]_ _| pp .<<. jg | | | | \\ || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011007_ep66.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 66 (Oct. 7, 2001) W3 D3C1D3D TH4T W3 I destroy two measly supercomputers D0N'T N33D U, N3RD D00D. and suddenly I'm some kind of liability? \ ,,, , -- OO .\\. .||. ______ )\_ ______________ dd _______________ 4ND ST4Y 0UT! _ \ ~.. OO - .>>. -((- _ *kick* _____________________ |\ ___ b b ______________________________________ Oh yeah!? Well, remember my friend Mandy? She's around here somewhere, and she can kick your ass any day, pal! She's not your girlfriend anymore! , She's an evil killing machine! ~oo OO >>-\\- ______________________ || bb _________________________________________ Want me to cut off his 50UND5 filthy hand and mail GR34T! it to you, honey?! * \ `~.. OO >>-\\- jg____________________ || bb _________________________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010921_ep50.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 50 (Sep. 21, 2001) Woah! What's A hovercraft. I just that?! .-------. ______ finished building it. , / )__/_____( , ~oo /_|\______/ _____| OO .>>. (____________///////( .||. || ```````` dd Can I sit in it? .-------. ______ Sure, go ahead. ` / )__/_____( , ~.. /_|\______/ _____| OO .>>. (____________///////( .||. |\ ```````` dd This is cool! ` .-------. ______ Wait 'til you see the / .~ )__/_____( , interstellar /_|\_<____/ _____| OO hyperdrive. (____________///////( .||. ```````` dd What does this red button do? ` .-------. ______ / .~ )__/_____( *FWOOOSH!* /_|\.<____/ _____|_.----._ (____________///////(_ - - _- ```````` `---dd jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010806_ep3.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 3 (Aug. 6, 2001) Hey, Mandy! Watch this! ` __________________ Ok. ,\ | | ,\ , , \ |OO| , \ ..~ , \ '||' , \ .<<. , \ --bb , \ || Wheee.. ` __________________ ,\ ,' ,' ,\ , \ 'OO' , \ ..~ , \qq//- , \ .<<. , \ , \ || qq Crap. __________________ -\\- , ,\ '. '. ,\ OO , \ '. '. , \ ~'' , \ ----, \ .>>. , \ , \ || __________________ Cool! ...Again! ,\ | | ,\ ` , \ | | , \ ~.. , \ | | , \ ->>- qq Ok. , \ ---- , \ jg || ,\\. , File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011101_ep91.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 91 (Nov. 1, 2001) OH MY GOD! A girl that has a hammer for a head, just like me! ` ___ !? ___ ()..) ()..) .((. .>>. \\ || Um... Hi. Get lost, freak! ` ___ ___ , ()..) (..() || .>>. || || BOOOHOOOO!!! ___ , ___ (;;() *sniff* ()..) *bawl!* -\\- .>>. / \ || Isn't it a bit late Treat? for trick or treat, , Mandy? ` OO ..~ .||. .<<,___ jg bb ||(oo() File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011128_ep118.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 118 (Nov. 28, 2001) I thought you I don't. It's didn't smoke. ) , chocolate. `~.. (_OO >> || ___ |\ ________ dd _____ Uh, but... It is?! Oh crap I- It's lit. , Wait a minute. `~.. (_ OO .>>. `|| _____ || ______ dd _____ *inhale* ~.. _OO .>>. || _____ || ______ dd _____ WOOHOO! THIS IS ) , THE GOOD STUFF! ~-- (_ @@ .>>. `|| jg_____ || ______ dd _____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010825_ep23.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 23 (Aug. 25, 2001) *clickety* _ *clackety* ~.. (_| O *click* .>>. ,[__]_.\\| |\ o.______________.' | |d| | Oops. *click-clack* , _ *clicke..* ~.. (_| O .>>. ,[__]_.\\| : o-//__________.' | |d| | *trip* _ *...* ~.. (_| o .>>. ,[__]_.))| : _||__________.' | |d| | *..tyclick* _ *clackety* ..~ (_| O *clack* .<<. ,[__]_.\\| /| o.______________.' | |d| | jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011115_ep105.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 105 (Nov. 15, 2001) Birdie Why did you bring me Oh, come on, they're /| nam-nam! here? Your uncle is a just playful. | | __ , maniac, his birds almost , | /<\\ killed me! `OO ..~ | `-|| .||. .<<. ` |_.'| _dd _______________________________ bb _____ || _____ / | / | These bite marks They like you.. __ tell a whole other , //>\ story! `OO ..~ || .||. .<<. ____ db ___________________________ bb _____ || _____ | | They do. ` ' , ` __ - OO - //>\ -//- ..~ || dd .<<. ____________________________ bb ____________ || _____ | | __ \`. //>\ ~.. \ \ || .>>. \ `. _____________________________________ bb ____ || ____ qq \ \ | | ._\\| jg | | \ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010905_ep34.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 34 (Sep. 5, 2001) These chairs are Yep. Train is nice. THE way to travel. `___ ___, | OO| ./ / Uh oh. ________ |_|||_ | | |(| | ]| |____| d[ | jg --- And now, a word from the author: ___ Month. That's right. This on-line /// \ , comic strip has existed for Um, ok. Y-yay! //-[.].] a full month now. Rejoice! ` \|\ _\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010815_ep13.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 13 (Aug. 15, 2001) M33T MY D4WG P00CH13. What a cute ,,, / , dog. -- ..~ _.\\.__ \__^..^ .<<. ,' )\_ \ )) ))' || What a gross ,,, , dog. -- ..~ _.\\.__ _/_^--^ .<<. ,' )\_ \ ) ))' || 54Y H1, P00CH13! Get away ,,, / *woof!* , from me! -- ..~ Shoo! _.\\.__ \__^..^ -<<. ,' )\_ \ /) )\' || *woof!* Aaaaaaah! ,,, *woof!* , -- ~.. _.\\.__ - \__^..^ - '>>' ,' )\_ \ jg - )\ /)' - |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011120_ep110.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 110 (Nov. 20, 2001) ..if T was a pointer, because then you'd need to dereference. , ~-- OO .>>. || || dd You know, this is just like when we first met, only not really. .`~.. OO . o .>>. || o || dd _____ _ __ __ _O __ O_ __( `--._ .' `--' `-(_ `-.__( )--._ __ __.-' `-( )---'--.___.--.___`. ( `---' ) ,' `-\ ) You're SITTING ON Eh.. `.( Is this seat No... *giggle* ) ( MY HAT! DIE, SCUM!! , ) taken, m'lady? , .' `. `~-- ___ OO ____ ( `OO _____ ..~ _ ( ) ) .>>- _|____||_____| `. ||. _|______<<___| `. .' || / \ dd / \ ) bb / \ // / \ ) ( ____ ____ _.'`.__ ____ _ / `-.__.-: `.__) `---.___.----' ( `-.__.' (_.' `._.--.___.-' `._.-' `.______.' `-._.---. _.---' `--' *sigh* ~.. OO .>>. || jg || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011223_ep143.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 143 (Dec. 23, 2001) _________________________________________________________________ |.---------------------------------------------------------------.| || | | | | | MERRY X-MAS! | | | | | || || | | | | `--------------' | | | | || || | | | | | | | | || || | | / / \ \ | | || || | / / / \ \ \ | || || | / .' .' `. `. \ | || || / .' _.-' _.' Woah. `._ `-._ `. \ || || .'.'.-'__.-' Deja vu. `-.__`-.`.`. || || | | \ `. ___ ,,, , __ __ .' / | | || || | | | \ ()~~) --/ ~.. OO ~~# ==~ ..' / | | | || || | | | | .||. .\\ .>>.||. .|(. [[ .( ). | | | | || ||_|_|__|___|___||______>\_____||_db____||__||___||___|___|__|_|_|| | | Why did jg reuse It's Christmas, *plink!* a panel? Isn't that , give him __ cheating? `OO ..~ a break. #.. vv ==~ || .<<. .)|' `[[. ____ bb ___ || ____________________ || __ || ___ And isn't Christmas The author is from *That explains tomorrow? Why are we , Sweden. They do , a -lot-.* celebrating now? `OO ..~ things a bit ==~ *meep* || .<<. differently... v[[. jg_____ bb ___ || _______________________ || ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011020_ep79.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 79 (Oct. 20, 2001) You've been working all Among other things... Trying day. What are you doing? to program a chatbot using ` __ _ , stochastics and stuff. #.. (_| O )| [__]_.)_| |\ | |d| | Any progress? First, I checked the ` __ _ , net for similar projects. #.. (_| O .)|. [__]_.)_| || | |d| | And? Well... I found this cool band ` __ _ , called EBO and I've been #.. (_| O listening to them all day. .)|. [__]_.)_| || | |d| | So what do they have *why are you to do with chatbots? alone?* Well, they uh... Nothing... ` __ _ , Nothing, I guess. #.. (_| O .)|. [__]_.)_| jg || | |d| | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010914_ep43.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 43 (Sep. 14, 2001) ONE DAY, NERD BOY AND MANDY WENT TO TOWN... | | This place is boring. ________ | | Whose idea was it Yours. | YE || | .- to come here? , .--. | SHOPPE || | |[]. . `OO | ~.. |[]| |,-------|| | | | |___ .||. _| .>>. | | |________||/ '----'--'-------bb------||---'--'-----------' . ____________________________________________________// --------------------------------------|||----------' SUDDENLY... ______ |[][][]| Help! My stupid _ |[][][]| / template class . `. `. Excuse me, Mandy. |[][][]| won't . \ \ \ \ I have to make |[][][]| compile! ) ) | | | | a phonecall. Whatever. |[][][]| ' / / / / , , |[][][]| ' .' .' .OO ~.. |[][][]| " ||. .>>. |[][][]| _____bb___________ |\ ______ _|______|______ -------------------------- AND SO... SuperNerd to the rescue! , ___ \OO___ |.-.| \/. _ ||_|| \\ `- ||_|| ____________________||_||_____jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011011_ep70.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 70 (Oct. 11, 2001) OK, back up. YOU're No, Linda and I are DATING? Is this a JOKE? , really dating. `~.. OO .>>. .||. ______ || ____ dd _________________ C'mon, is it a joke? You can tell me. It's not. ` , ~.. OO .>>. .||. ______ || ____ dd _________________ ~.. OO .>>. .||. ______ || ____ dd _________________ So you're saying that this dating thing is some kind of joke? ` ~.. OO .>>. .||. ______ || ____ dd _________________ jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011231_ep151.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 151 (Dec. 31, 2001) What's that Icewind Dale. Got you're playing? it for Christmas. `,,, , _ '.. O |_) .||. |_(._[__] ______ |\ ______ | |b| | ______ This Christmas? But it's an old game. OK whatever. `,,, , _ '.. O |_) .||. |_(._[__] _ |\ _ | |b| | _ *poit* _ ,,, O |_) ..' |_(._[__] *sizzle* .||. ____ | |b| | __________ || ___ What.. but.. I.. Everything's gone! Everything! That stupid game just wiped my harddrive! Happy New Year! ` ', _ `,,, O |_) '.. |_(._[__] .||. jg _ | |b| | ____________ |\ ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011113_ep103.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 103 (Nov. 13, 2001) I hear you share my Well, actually, love of birds, Nerd Boy. no, not r- ` __ , /<\\ OO .||. .||. dd dd Oh, there you are. ..eh, yes, I'm h- `__ , //>\ OO .||. .||. bb dd Excellent! Follow me! ..eh.. `__ , //>\ OO .||. .||. bb dd I trust you know what *tweet* kind of bird this is? __ | M-mutant killer / -\ | ch-chicken? _.' > Close | __) | enough.__ | ____.' `//>\ ` OO | .||. )) _|_ bb dd jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010814_ep12.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 12 (Aug. 14, 2001) I'll build a mecha, destroy my adversary and reclaim Mandy! , OO . -||- o __ dd O_ __ .-'_ )_.-.''-_.-._ ,-. _.(_)-' '._ __,--. __.--. .-._' ( '' )_( `. ;-' ( ). _( ( `.--( )-._ ( `--' )( `( `. ( Take THAT! )_ , __ ,--. , | *snap* Oh, nerd boy! ) ( / \(_OO_) \ / My hero! ,'. `( ( (| / /(___ *zap* \ /// / , ) ) ,' ( \ \___|\__|_)-o )))))) xx *crackle* ..~ / ) ( ( _]]]/_\_\___ - -//- - '<<' ( '. .,' (oooooo)=)o)=) - _/ \_ - *pop* || `. ) ( __ , __.-._ __,( ____).' '.__.--' (__ _.-( _) .-(__) ). .-`._)-'`-.__) ; (_)._.-`---' (__,-' `-.' `-' (__) jg (__.--' _o .-._(_)-..-. _ Eeh, who am I kidding? ( ( )(_) O o . , ; OO~.. '-') OO ( .||,>> ,' .||. (_ bb |\ ) dd `-..___) *sigh* *meep?* OO ==~ || .[[. dd || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011126_ep116.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 116 (Nov. 26, 2001) Where's Linda? I just Oh, your ex- got some punch for her, girlfriend? and now I can't find her. , ____ `OO ..~ _vvv__\~~/___ .||-v .<<. | | bb || "Ex"? No, Mandy, we Nerd Boy, Nerd Boy... Hate to break just got together again. , it to you, but she was just toying ____ `OO ..~ with your feelings. She left. _vvv__\~~/___ .||-v .<<. | | bb || MUCH LATER... Face it, Nerd Boy. She's not coming *sniff* ____ back. Let's go. `~.. OO ______\__/___ .>>-(( | | |\ b b MUCH MUCH LATER, IN LAS VEGAS... Church of Appliantology. This is /|\ | | it, but where's Nerd Boy? I'm sure |_|_| | .---. | __ , this is the address Mandy gave me! |_|_| | | | | | ..# | | o|o | | .|(. | | | | | jg || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011225_ep145.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 145 (Dec. 25, 2001) *His fate is uncertain, not dangerous. The Council will decide .--, Anakin's future...* / / | .----- OO -----, ..~ +-+-+ .-'_______||___.-'| << | | | ||______ dd ___|__| /| You're watching "The Phantom *That should be enough Menace"? I thought you hated for you. Now get that "midi-chlorians" stuff. on board!* .--, , / / | .----- OO -----, ..~ +-+-+ .-'_______||___.-'| .<<. ________________ | | | __ ||______ dd ___|__| __ || ___________ *I've been wondering... LALALALALALA! What are midi- .--, ` chlorians?* / / | .---- ----, oo~ +-+-+ .-'_______||___.-'| .<<. | | | ||______ dd ___|__| || I'm sorry, what did you say? "Midi"-something? .--, ` / / | .------ OO ----, --~ +-+-+ .-'_______//___.-'| .<<. jg | | | ||______ dd ___|__| || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011211_ep131.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 131 (Dec. 11, 2001) A-and, I'm right again. _ ? `O |_) ..~ |_(._[__] << | |b| | /| These MysteryNet How so? mysteries are getting _ , way too easy... `O |_) ..~ |_(._[__] .<<. | |b| | || Well, I can solve them! Er. Weren't you complaining a And that obviously means _ , month ago that they were they're not mysteries! `O |_) ..~ stupid and useless because |_(._[__] .<<. you -couldn't- solve them? | |b| | || I guess that just goes to show that you can't _ please everyone... `O |_) ~-- |_(._[__] >> jg | |b| | |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011205_ep125.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 125 (Dec. 5, 2001) OK... Santa's gonna Stop talking and start fighting, give you a real __ you prissy pringle's chip! ass whooping `/.-\ , for Christmas! *'-- OO .( "). .)). || d d THAT'S IT! __ HEEYA! `/.-\ , *'-- OO .( ")- -))' ______________ |\ _______ d d ______________ And then he totally You deserved it. kicked my ass. , `OO ..~ (( .<<. _____ bb ____ || _____ Whaat!? Drink that much cola before ` , bed, and you're -bound- OO ~-- to have those weird -||- >> recurring dreams! jg_____ bb _______ |\ __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010806_ep4.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 4 (Aug. 6, 2001) Playing 'Ice Climber'. Watcha doin'? , , OO ,--. ~.. ||o. | \ \ .>>. ,--. ,-bb `.+-+-+ || | | | | | | | Isn't that So's ASCII. really old? , , OO ,--. ~.. ||o. | \ \ .>>. ,--. ,-bb `.+-+-+ || | | | | | | | * OO ,--. ~.. ||o. | \ \ .>>. ,--. ,-bb `.+-+-+ || | | | | | | | Watch out! Polar bear! , ~.. OO ,--. >>o ||o. | \ \ ,-\\`.,-bb `.+-+-+ jg | | `|..|...| | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011009_ep68.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 68 (Oct. 9, 2001) They're all totally lame. I was there when they I'm never working there kicked you out, Nerd Boy. again, mark my words! They don't want you there. ` , OO ..~ .||. .<<. bb || Well, I'm never talking -They're- not to them again... talking to -you-. ` , OO ..~ .||. .<<. bb || Yeah, well, they'll come -You'll- go crawling crawling on their knees. on -your- knees. ` , OO ..~ .||. .<<. bb || They're total hunks. -You're- a total.. hey! ` , OO ..~ .||. .<<. bb || jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011217_ep137.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 137 (Dec. 17, 2001) Everything is soooo weeeeird!!! \ -. ... `\ \ _,..`. '. _.-'' | ,| ' | __,-' \ | ' / | \. _.-' ,' / '----' `._ _/ ._ '--' '. ' \ \ Quit playing around __ \ | and help me find my ___/ .'' | | grandmother's medication! / .' | | \ | | , | __ ' / / | ___ /_/ / / | "--' / _ : / _ / | `-- / / | | / '----...__ / | .'__ / | '''--.._ _| \ , / \ \__.----': ' \ / `._ | | / \ \ '. \ | ,' \ ''-----' `-._/ .' \ jg / File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011203_ep123.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 123 (Dec. 3, 2001) Euuf.. Shouldn't have Ho ho ho! |__|_| -)(- had those 3 liters of __ , ______________ |_|__| /\ cola before bed.. huh? /-.\ | / \ | _|__|_|_ /'o\ `OO ~~`* | / . \ | |__|__|__| /o_`_\ (( .(" ). |-(___||||___)-| |_| ) |_| || _____________ b b ____________ || __ |__\ /__| _ |_|(,,)|_| Santa! But.. How did Never mind that. I'm |__|_| -)(- you.. Where'd that __ , here to tell you |_|__| /\ fireplace come from? /-.\ that someone misses _|__|_|_ /'o\ `OO ..`* you very much. |__|__|__| /o_`_\ .||. .(" ). |_| ) |_| || __________________ bb ________ || _____________________ |_|(,,)|_| Linda? Where is she? Before asking, try to |__|_| -)(- And where did this __ , answer your own |_|__| /\ tree come from? /-.\ questions. Ho _|__|_|_ /'o\ `OO ~~`* ho ho- |__|__|__| /o_`_\ -||. .(" ). |_| ) |_| || __________________ bb ________ || _____________________ |_|(,,)|_| Wouldn't you need hundreds of HO HO, you're this close |__|_| -)(- reindeer to reach Mach __ , to ending up in my |_|__| /\ 3000, the required speed /-.\ permanent naughty _|__|_|_ /'o\ to deliver all `OO --`* file, kiddo... |__|__|__| /o_`_\ the presents? .||. `(" ). |_| ) |_| jg|| __________________ bb ________ || _____________________ |_|(,,)|_| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011019_ep78.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 78 (Oct. 19, 2001) I can't believe I was defeated in Ragnarok by a Look on the bright side. girl. And by my girlfriend, , of all people. `OO ..~ .||. .<<. bb || What's that? You were beat by a ` , gi-irl! Nyah nya- OO ..~ nyah nya-nyaah nyah! .||. '<<. bb || Oh, the -evil- bright side. Heh heh. , Where's my future me? , OO Why didn't he warn me ~.. .||. about this? .>>. dd |\ You! You just told me my Yeah, well. You'll get girlfriend would -kill- me, _ , over it in only 30 not that she'd kill me in `OO O." years or so... an on-line game! This .||- )). is -horrible-! bb dd | jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011218_ep138.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 138 (Dec. 18, 2001) Look! I bought a baseball signed by some famous player! It was only a thousand dollars , or so... Cool, huh? Huh? ~.. OO .>>. o)). ______ || ________ d d _____ ~.. OO .>>. o||. ______________________ || ____ dd ______________________________ That's But... -Real- men buy stupid. , this kind of thing. `~.. OO .>>. o||. ___ || ____ dd _____ Real -idiots- buy There's a difference? that kind of thing... , `--~ OO << o||. jg_____ /| _________ dd _____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010926_ep55.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 55 (Sep. 26, 2001) *Doushita?* ___ *sniff* , *meep* ()..) ==~ ___((___ .[[. || |___________ || ________ I have no friends. *You need to find someone who enjoys ` ___ , your special qualities. I ()..) ==~ think I know someone who ___((___ .[[. will...* *meep* || |___________ || ________ WOULDN'T HAVE REACHED No problem.. HER WITHOUT YOUR HELP. ..friend. \ ______ ___ , | _ _ \ (..() \ \ _|_ _.--|\||||||--._ |_ | /___.'\_____|.___\ |__ | | \ ___ \ / | | | | \ / /____| \ \__._ _|_ / *Oww...* \ \ `'| _|.__.' , *meep* ____'._____|______|________________==~______ '--------------------------------------------' | | || | | jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011027_ep86.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 86 (Oct. 27, 2001) There, my program is now officially bug free... ` _ O |_) |_(._[__] * * ___ | |b| | ___ Now for some surfing. Hey, the new Lord of the Rings trailer! ` _ O |_) |_(._[__] _________________ | |b| | ________________ What the.. I need QuickTime to play it? OK, installing... ` _ O |_) |_(._[__] _______________________ | |b| | ________________________ _ _ \ / * || * * / \---._ * AAAAUGH! * (=)(=) ) `. * ` * \--/--\-. \ * OO |/)| | * -\\- _ * ( _[__]' / * jg bb _|_ * `|.__|.' * File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010908_ep37.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 37 (Sep. 8, 2001) ,-,---. This oversized, /-.--. \ unbalanced head is ./ ,-.\__| really bugging me. I need ; : ; : | to make an antidote. | |-| | | If I can just get to my : / : ; | lab without falling, ` /_, `-' / everything will be fine. \-__,' .||. ______ dd ____ ONE INCH AT A TIME, ,-,---. NERD BOY PRECARIOUSLY /-.--. \. WALKS THE 10 YARDS TO ./ ,-.\ / \ HIS LAB... Easy ; : ; :| | does it... |^|-| ^ | `-' ` : / : ; | /_, `-' / \o__,' -||- _____ d b __________________ AFTER TWO WHOLE ,-,---. HOURS... /-.--. \ ./ ,-.\_ | ;\: ; / : | Not to rub it in or anything, |o|-| - | | *twitch* but I think that door is too ___ gnk. : / : ; | *twitch* small for you, Potato Head. |LAB| ` /_, `-' / , | | \~__,' ..~ |o | .||. -<<. |___|__________ dd ______________________ || ___ jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010913_ep42.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 42 (Sep. 13, 2001) You still haven't explained why we're chasing Shh! ducks... , `~.. OO .>>. .||. _. ''''''''''''''''''''''''._____________( >__________________________ ~.. OO _. ''''''''''''''''''''''''._________( >______________________________ Crap, it turned back. ` quack. ~.. OO `._ ''''''''''''''''''''''''.__________< )_____________________________ \ _._.____ NO! /____ \|_ , `OO - \/ \/\ \|_ ~.. -||- o_\ \ \|_ , ''''''''''''''''''''''''._______________< ) /____) \| /___________ Thank god. I'm Me too. going home. , This sucks. `..~ OO .<<. .||. *blooop* ''''''''''''''''''''''''.________________.__._.._.__.______________jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010910_ep39.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 39 (Sep. 10, 2001) Hi. * ,--. ` OO ,-------- ~.. -. | \ \ *bloop* .||. |`-.______>>o. _`-. +-+-+ *bleep* bb |__|______ \\ \__||___,| | | So you got rid of that big head of yours, huh? Made an antidote to that freaky growth formula? *throw* ,o , ( ,--. OO ..~ ,--------------. \ | \ \ .||. .<<. |`-.____________`-. `.+-+-+ bb || |__|_____________|| | | | Nah, turns out that their dieting formula- | I wasn't! I was -not- playing | -anything-, YOU CAN'T PROVE IT! ` , ,--. OO oo~ ,--------------. | \ \ .||. -<<- |`-.____________`-. ,+-+-+ bb || jg|__|_____________|| (_| | |_.o *pok* File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010805_ep2.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 2 (Aug. 5, 2001) Wanna try my glasses? Whatever. ` , .. ..~ .||-OO ,<<. bb || Everything , looks weird. ,, OO~ ,::= ,<<, oo || Here you go. , .. ..~ .||- OO-<<. bb || Hey, I think you broke 'em! Whatever. ` , oO ~.. .||. ,>> db |\ jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010812_ep10.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 10 (Aug. 12, 2001) SO YOU'RE SAYING THIS GUY TOOK YOUR GIRLFRIEND \ AND YOU WANT ME TO ______ KILL HIM? | _ _ \ \ \ _.--|\||||||--._ Um, yeah, /___.'\_____|.___\ only I don't | \ ___\ have much money. | | | \ / | , \ \__._ _|_/ OO \ \ `'| _| .||. ____'._____|______|________dd_______ '------------------------------------' | | | | ______ | _ _ \ \ \ _.--|\||||||--._ /___.'\_____|.___\ | \ ___\ | | | \ / | Ok. I see \ \__._ _|_/ your point. \ \ `'| _| , ____'._____|______|________OO_______ '------------------------------------' | | dd | | jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011001_ep60.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 60 (Oct. 1, 2001) 1'M BUY1N A P1224. G3T T0 KN0W 33CH0TH3R. \ ,,, __ _ _ _ -- \)`- |_)(_| .# (/ OO .//. \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/ .||. (/ ___ _|_\| || |/_|_ ______________________________ dd ___ KEEP YOUR I'm John. Linda. DISTANCE! _ _ ` __ _ , ` \) |_)(_| (/ `-- #.. OO \__ _[__][__]_ __/ .(__). .)|. -))- ___ _|_ | || | _|_ _____ || __ || __________________ dd Uh, I mean... What are your jobs around here? Resident graphics geek and Visual Basic lamer? _ _ __ _ HAHAHAHAAAH.. \) |_)(_| (/ `-- #.. `OO \__ _[__||__]_ __/ .(__). .)|. .||. ___ _|_ | || | _|_ _____ || __ || ______________ dd ____ Can I kill ..HAHA-hghrk- this one too? Mmmmm.. no. *cough* _ _ ` __ _ , , \) |_)(_| (/ `-- #.. oo \__ _[__||__]_ __/ .(__). .)|. .)). jg ___ _|_ | || | _|_ _____ || __ || ______________ dd ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010927_ep56.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 56 (Sep. 27, 2001) Y0. N3RD D00D. _ ,,, / (_| O -- [__]_.\_| ___,//,____ | |d| | _/< WHAT are you doing in my house?! G0T A N3W PR0J3CT G01N. You STOLE my girlfriend and 1'M H1R1N L33T PR0GR4MM3RZ. RIDICULED me! Begone, Satan!! W4NT 1N? _ ` ,,, / (_| OO -- [__]_ _ .||- ___,//,____ | | _|_ bb _/< What's THIS?! You installed a cheesy GR34T, 1T'5 4 D0N3 gold plated railing in MY HOUSE?! D34L D3N. CU L8R. _ ` ,,, / (_| OO -- [__]_ _ .//- ___________ .\\. | | _|_ bb )\_ _ (_| OO [__]_ _ .//- ___________ jg | | _|_ bb File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011106_ep96.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 96 (Nov. 6, 2001) *Yes, I have a positronic brain and no, I \ ___ don't know how it <>oo> works, sorry.* --]__]-~ *meep* OK, just a few more [] || ] , questions... ||[__]| OO |||| .||. /__\_\ dd *I must take my leave! The irritating human has belated me!* \ ___ ___ ||_ _ ---- `-|[__[|-.\ *meep* Hey! Who are you calling || || -- , an irritating human? [__] - - __ - OO _/.-'\_ ---- .||. \_| \_\ -- dd ,--. *Leave that perfectly innocent ___[#][#] house alone, foul creature!* _____/ ( `(-) \ ___ { ( - ) ___ _ *meep* `'\___/ '-`-|[__[--~ A really Woohoo... ________\ - \__/ || [] big monster! , __ |_/\ - \__| ) [__]|| `OO --~ | | /\ - `.__,/ |||| .||. .<<. | | | /`.__\_.' /_/__\ jg dd || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010829_ep27.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 27 (Aug. 29, 2001) I probably disassembled it and put it in Whatever happened to a box somewhere in a closet or something that robot of yours? with all the other old stuff... I dunno. ` , ,--. ~.. ,---------- OO . | \ \ *bloop* .>>. |`-._______||o. `-. +-+-+ *bleep* |\ |__|________bb \_||___,| | | Did you remember to turn it off? I always forget turning stuff off. *G.. G-G-GAME* ` * ,--. / *OVER* ,--- ~.. -- OO . | \ \ |`-.__>>___||o. `-. +-+-+ |__|__\\____bb \_||___,| | | MEANWHILE, IN A BOX SOMEWHERE IN A CLOSET OR SOMETHING, A LONE DISILLUSIONED ROBOT HEAD PLANS A DARING ESCAPE... *Destroy* WILL THE ROBOT HEAD ESCAPE *Nerd Boy* DESPITE ITS TOTAL LACK OF *meep* LOCOMOTION? WILL IT DESTROY ` NERD BOY? ~== ...stay tuned... jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010830_ep28.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 28 (Aug. 30, 2001) Look! Turns out I hadn't deactivated *Nerd Boy is the robot before disassembling it. It's a jerk!* been lying there alone for a week! *meep* And how! ` , , OO ~== ..~ .||- .]]. .<<. bb || || We should really get to know each other better, robot! How about stealing some wheel chairs? ` OO ~== ..~ .||. .]]. .<<. bb || || Whaddaya think, Nerd Boy? Hello? , OO ..~ ==~ .||. .<<. .[[. bb || || / I could run for the hills, \ | but I probably wouldn't make it. | \ Suicide, on the other hand... / Blah blah? o . , OO ..~ ==~ .||. .<<. .[[. bb || || jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011026_ep85.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 85 (Oct. 26, 2001) Weird stairs. `..~ _ .<<. _ |\ || \_ | \_______\\_ | | | | | |_\\_ | | | | | | |_\\_ | | | | | | | |_\\_ | | | | | | | | |_\\_ | | | | | | | | | |_\\_ | | | | | | | | | | |_\\ | | | | | | | | | | | |_\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | | | \ \ | | | \ \| | | \ \ | | \ qq \| | \ .||. \ | jg \_____ OO ________\| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011129_ep119.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 119 (Nov. 29, 2001) ' / . ` ' \ ` /__________________________________________________\ ` | ` | Can you Maybe. |' ` . | ___ ' ______ | believe it?! ` , _____ | ' ' | | | | | |' | | `~.. OO | | | ` . | | o| . |_||||_| | . | o| >> (( |_____| |_ ` ___|_|___|____________|____|___|__ |\ _ b b ________|_`._ ' ---------------------------------------------------------- ________ \ ` . _________\ ' | That's not It is if you're _____ | an answer. , a skepticist. | | | ` `~.. OO |_____| | . ' >> (( ________|________________ |\ _ b b ___________ Hold on. I believe a certain amount "Skepticist"? , of skepticism is healthy. `~.. OO .>>. (( ________ || __ b b _________ Really? Maybe. ` , ~.. OO .>>. .||. jg________ || ___ dd _________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010831_ep29.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 29 (Aug. 31, 2001) / By antagonising the robot, I created \ | a perfect clone of Mandy; the robot | *blah* | not only shares her stunning looks, | *blah* \ but her vile personality as well! / *meep* o ` *giggle* . ~== ..~ OO .]]. .<<. .||. || || dd / I've unleashed a great evil upon the \ | world; the evil that is Mandy. The | | blame is all mine; I've misused the | *blah* \ powers of technology! Oh, woe is me! / *meep* Blah? o ` , . ~== ..~ OO .]]. .<<. .||. || || dd The robot decided to OK, now I'm call itself "Dandy". TOTALLY GOING Isn't it cu.. TO HELL! ` ` ' , ~== ~.. - OO .]]. ->>. -||- || || dd jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010912_ep41.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 41 (Sep. 12, 2001) I still don't get it. No, just catching. We're hunting ducks? , `~.. OO quack. .>>. .||. `._ ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''.________________< )_________________ Why? Shh! Here it comes! ` , ~.. OO .>>. .||- _. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''.___________( >______________________ ~.. OO _. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''.__( >_______________________________ Where'd it go? Somewhere in ` , the grass... ~.. OO ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''.____________________________________ qq _ _ _ -\\- / \ | | |_| | |_/ | ~oo OO \_X |_| | | |_ | \ . , ->>- \ , / \ _'< , ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''.____________________________________jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010811_ep9.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 9 (Aug. 11, 2001) Thinks he can steal Mandy from me, eh? , ,,, *giggle* OO .-. -- ..~ //(( ) ) .-'\\'--. .<<. b((_(_(_)) | \> | || HAH! ` ,,, .-. OO -- ..~ (( ) ) .||. .-'\\'--. .<<. ((_(_(_)) bb | \> | || ,,, .-. OO -- ..~ (( ) ) .||. .-'\\'--. .<<. ((_(_(_)) bb | \> | || 50N1C BLA5T! `,,, .-. OO | - ..~ (( ) ) .||. -( )-/, --. .<<. ((_(_(_)) bb |_(\_ | || Wanna play , rough, eh? ,,, .-. ## -- ~.. (( ) ) .||. .-------. .\\ ,>>. ((_(_(_)) bb | | jg )\_|\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010828_ep26.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 26 (Aug. 28, 2001) *Blah blah blah* ,--. / ,----- ~..-OO--. | \ \ |`-.____>>_||___`-. +-+-+ |__|____\\__bb___|| | | | *Blah blah...* *yawn* ,--. / ,----- ~oo\OO/-. | \ \ |`-.____>>_||___`-. +-+-+ |__|____\\__bb___|| | | | \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | | | | | | | / / / / / / / / \ __ ___ __ __ __ / - v / _/ / | / | / _/ /|/ / v - - >+< \_ \ | \/ | | ' | | |_ | | >+< - - ^ /__/ |_||_| |_|_| \__\ |_|\_\ ^ - / \ / / / / / / / / | | | | | | | \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ What?! I was *And now for something yawning! completely different.* , ,--. / ,-- ~..----#O--. | \ \ |`-._>>____||___`-. +-+-+ |__|_\\_____bb___|| | | | jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011107_ep97.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 97 (Nov. 7, 2001) ,--. *Attempting to impress [#][#] Us, are we? We are not __(`(-)__ impressed, insect.* _____ | ( - ) \ \ ___ { ( - ) *meep* `'\ | - ) -[__[--~ ________\ __/ - /_ [ || [] __ | / / - / \ |[__]|| OO ..~ | | (___.'/- /\ |||| || .<<. | | `.__\.' | /_/__\ dd || ____________________ .----o ___.'.-==============.-. `o ||| ___ _ _ _ _ \\`o /// |/ |_| |_| | |_/ | |_ |o ooo o |___ | \ | | |_ | \ |_ |_ o `--------------------... ooo *PREPARE TO BE EXTERMINATED!* _____ \ /____/\ _\O_O_\/_ *MEEP* *squeek!* ,--. | | |--~ [#][#] /|_______|/ /| \_(`(-)__/ __\_\_.--._\\_\| _ ( - ) ()___.'_||||__ | | { ( - ) / /|| | `'\ \ - \ |______|_| Wow! He grew OH, -geez-... ____\ ___| - )__ | || | really big! I'm outta here. | / - / | ||| || `OO `~-- | (___.'/- /\ / / \ -||- >> |jg `.__\.' | |___|______| dd |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010813_ep11.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 11 (Aug. 13, 2001) With this ultra technological boomerang, I will surely win Mandy back! , __ OO \-||. _______dd_______ __ It's working! \ ` , ` OO *throw* ,||. _______dd_______ _ *bonk* - __\ OO -//- dd ________________ Or not. pp , jg____________\\__ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010805_ep1.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 1 (Aug. 5, 2001) c< -. |\| I got it, ,| | | |\ I got it! ,::| Good luck, |\| |/. ` ,:::,| , nerd boy. |_/ O OO |::,' | ..~ O ||' \-||- |:' | ,<<-/ ||- |\ bb | || ||. | | | \| ||\ ||/ | / | \ || Crap, missed ,| || again. ,::| Told ya, |\ ` ,:::,| , nerd boy. | | O OO |::,' | ..~ O |/ \-||. |:' | ,<<-/ c< bb | || | I have a name, ,| you know. ,::| Sure you do; ` ,:::,| , "nerd boy". OO |::,' | ..~ O /-||. |:' | ,<<-/ c< O bb | || | jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010903_ep32.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 32 (Sep. 3, 2001) Resetting its Whatcha doing? _ , personality code. ` ~.. --~ (_| O .>>. [[. ,[__]_.))| |\ || `.__.' | |d| | You're changing it Yep. back to a wuss? _ , ` ~.. --~ (_| O .>>. [[. ,[__]_.))| || || `.__.' | |d| | Its personality became very similar Why? _ , to yours, with one subtle ` ~.. --~ (_| O difference; it wanted to .>>. [[. ,[__]_.))| kill me. || || `.__.' | |d| | How do you mean, "difference"? _ ` ~.. --~ (_| .>>. [[. ,[__]_ _ || || `.__.' | | _|_ jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011112_ep102.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 102 (Nov. 12, 2001) Now please behave. My uncle values first impressions. , OO ..~ .||. .<<. dd || Hi Uncle! I'd like you to meet an acquaintance of mine. __ , //>\ OO ..~ .||. .||. -<<. bb dd || Ah! You must be Nerd Nose to meet Boy! Nice to finally you too. meet you! __ , ?! `//>\ OO ..~ .||. .||. .<<. bb dd || Nose? Bless you. I give up. `__ , , //>\ OO ~-- .||. .||. ->>- jg bb dd |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011230_ep150.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 150 (Dec. 30, 2001) Look. Who the heck I'm... are you, anyway!? , That's Fan Boy! ` ,,, , OO ..' ..~ .||- .||. << __ bb ____ || _______________ /| ____________ "Fan Boy"..? Yeah. A fan of everything. ` ,,, , You name it, he's the OO '.. ..~ biggest fan ever. .||. .||. .<<. ________ bb ____ || ______ || ___________ That can't be possible. nnng.. You can't be the biggest , fan of opposites like ` ,,, subjectivism and OO oo' ..~ objectivism. .||. .||. .<<. _________________ bb ____ || ______ || _ If you were, you'd also be the biggest -opponent- of NNNGGGK! both beliefs, which must , Keep going! Maybe we can be totally impossible. ` /// , make his head explode! OO @@` ..~ .||> .||. -<<- jg _ db ____ || ______ || _ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010823_ep21.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 21 (Aug. 23, 2001) I'm bored, let's go Like what? do something. , ` ~.. OO .>>. .||. |\ dd I know! Let's go ride Are you crazy?! I nearly wheel chairs down that broke my neck! I had to stay steep slope again! at the hospital for 3 weeks! That was fun! , ` ~.. OO .>>. .||. |) dd ~.. OO .>>. .||. || dd Ok, let's go. , ~.. OO .>>. .||. |\ bb jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011127_ep117.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 117 (Nov. 27, 2001) Ultraman \ _____ speaking. / Nerd Boy! Listen to |PHONE| , \ me very carefully. `|] __[| [OO / |]#..[| `|| __A__ \ |].)|[| _____________ bb |___|________ / ______________________|]_||[|___ \ / Linda?! Why did you abandon me \ _____ at the party? Where are you? / Listen! I'm sorry I |PHONE| I thought we had something! \ left; I fell for the `|] __[| `[OO / oldest trick in the |][..[| `|| __A__ \ frickin' book... |]`|([| _____________ bb |___|________ / ______________________|]_||[|___ \ / What do you mean "trick"? \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Someone tricked you? Who? Hello? Linda?! `[OO `|| __A__ _____________ bb |___|________ Linda called and the line went dead. Think it might be those ferrets you saw earlier, Mandy? *whistle* `OO _ ''~ || _'A`_ << jg_____________ bb |___|_____________ /| _________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011224_ep144.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 144 (Dec. 24, 2001) What did you get A new computer! When I play Ragnarok for Christmas? , now, the maps load so fast `~.. OO it's.. it's scary! And .>>. -||- do you know what else? ____ || ___ dd ________ Shut up for a minute OK. Where and take a look at , is it? -my- Christmas `~.. OO present! .>>. .||. ___________________ || ___ dd _____ I'm wearing it! Looks like your I got a new dress! , old one. `~-- OO .>>. .||. _____________________ || ___ dd ____________________ Ow. , --~ #O << || jg __ /| ____________________________________ dd __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010818_ep16.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 16 (Aug. 18, 2001) Look! Wheel chairs! Cool! ` , OO ~.. _ _ .||- .>>. ||_ ||_ bb || (_)\\) (_)\\) Ok... Ready, set.. ` OO ~.. ,||_ ,>>_ (_)bb) (_)\\) g.. go? ! , . _ - ` OO - ( ' ) _ _ _ , ,||_ ( *WOOOSH!* _ _ _ (_)bb) ( .- -' ` Hey, wait up! ` _ - OO/ - ,||_ - (_)bb) But I left them Sure, just like those kidneys last week. right here just _ ? _ , Blame that "hospital gnome" again a minute ago. ` <.. --> and I'll kill you, I swear... .|)- .(). kk cc jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010810_ep8.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 8 (Aug. 10, 2001) Hmm... , OO .||. _________bb____ H3Y B.. / OO ,\\. _________bb____ ! OO, -\\_, _________b_____ qq -//- OO ?! _______________ How does he -do- that? qq `__||___________jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010819_ep17.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 17 (Aug. 19, 2001) WHEEE!! These wheel Also, they don't seem to chairs really gain have any brakes! speed downhill! ` \ \ ` \ OO \ \ ~.. \ -||- \ \ \ ->>- (_)bb) \ \ (_)\\) \ \ \ \ \ \ OO \ \ ~.. \ -||- \ \ \ ->>- (_)bb) \ \ (_)\\) \ \ \ AAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH! ` \ \ ` \ - OO - \ \ ~oo \ -||- \ \ \ ->>- (_)bb) \ \ (_)\\) \ \ \ jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011017_ep76.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 76 (Oct. 17, 2001) PREVIOUSLY, ON "NERD BOY"... This is Linda, my girlfriend. | Hi. __ , `#.. OO ..~ .)|.||. .<<. ____ || bb ______ || ______ According to the DNA test, you're Well, to make a long story me. You say you're from the future, _ , short, she'll kill you. and that the girl I'm dating `OO O." will be my "downfall". How? .||. )). bb dd | _ _ _____ __ ___ ______ _ __ __ / \ \ __/ _ \ | \ _ / \ | / --------------/ / \ \ _/ /-'/| /---\ _ / O \ /------------- /_/ \__|\/_/ \_\_/ \_/_____|_| Did you ever get the feeling your life is one big soap? You have a life? ` , OO ..~ .||. .<<. jg ____ bb _____ || ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011114_ep104.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 104 (Nov. 14, 2001) __ ~.. /<\\ >> || ___ |\ ____________________ dd ____ There Huh? you are! __ , `~.. //>\ .>>. || ___ || ________ dd _____________________ Over Oh. here. __ , `~-- /<\\ .>>. || ___ || ________ dd _____________________________ Did you show Nerd Yes, I did. He's ..help ..me Boy your bird playing with Lily. , collection, uncle? __ , OO `~.. /<\\ -\\__ .>>. .||. |`\ \___ __________ || ________ dd __________________________ \__/ o`. | | | | \ |__ | `. .' `. | | `--- jg | \ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010822_ep20.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 20 (Aug. 22, 2001) Huh? Tycho, Not Kansas, Gabe, where are we? that's for sure. Featuring Tycho & ` ,,,_ __. , Gabe of `.. .. Penny Arcade (<( )=) fame! ________ bb ___ dd ________________________ AUGH! My T-shirt! When did I get I believe I can That's not Pac Man! a crew cut? explain that, ` ,,,_ __. , , gentlemen. `,, \'' OO -(<(- )=). .||. ________ bb ___ dd __________________ dd __ Never mind that. You must retrieve Poor Pac Man... Who're you? the Sacred FluffBunny before ` ,,,_ .__ , , John Romero awakens and `,, .. OO wreaks havoc upon the .(<(. (=( .||. land! Make haste! ________ bb ____ bb _________________ dd __ That was quite a fall. Are you ,-. ,-. ok, Nerd Boy? ' : ` /Mental note: Wheel chairs, fire hydrants\ ` : \ and on-line comic addictions don't mix./ ~.. _ : o .>>. ||_ .-. qq . __ || ______ (_)\\)[ ] ____________________________.\\.____jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010918_ep47.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 47 (Sep. 18, 2001) Your machine turned Sure looks us into giants?! that way. `__ _ , >''(/.. -OO |/ |/ Giants! Where? //>> // \ ` , ||_\ ||_| .. -- "|| "| | .||. ,-)) _______ kk ____ b b _________ || _ |(( ________ So fix it Why? This is cool! already! See how scared they are? `__ _ , >''(/-- OO- |/ \| M0N5T3RZ! //>> / \\ \ ,,, ||_\ |_|\\ _ -- "|| | | " - -\\- _______ kk ____ d d ________________ )\_ _____ Target sighted! ` __ On the other hand... ..\ __ ` _ ___ _ -||_ >''(/oo -OO //\\`-----. / |/ |/ \\//.-----'/____ //>> // \ _____|__|_____ ||_\ ||_| _/___/__________ "|| "| | (-( (-( _ _ _ _ jg______ kk ____ b b ____________________ \-\ \-\_________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011029_ep88.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 88 (Oct. 29, 2001) Imagine... Soaring above the Are you talking about roofs of skyscrapers, saving a stupid game again? civilians from evil-doers... , `OO ..~ .||. .<<. bb || City of Heroes is And furthermore, you're -not- stupid! ` , SuperNerd, so why would OO ..~ you need a stupid .||. .<<. superhero game? bb || * OO ..~ .||. .<<. bb || And now, breakfast. , OO ~.. .||. .>>. jg bb |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011121_ep111.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 111 (Nov. 21, 2001) Hey Nerd Boy. Wanna Already? go shop for christmas _ , presents? `~.. (_| O >> [__]_ )_| |\ | |d| | Remember last OK, OK, just gotta christmas? _ , get dressed. `~-- (_| OO .>>. [__]_ _|-||. ______________ || _____ | || | dd _____ A FEW MOMENTS LATER... What are you doing? In a Are you finished yet? _ minute! `~.. (_| ` .>>. [__]_ _| _____ || ___ | || | ___________________________ It's not o Yuf ud uf. -that- cold. _ /\ , `~-- (_| |__| .>>. [__]_ _| || jg || | || | dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011222_ep142.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 142 (Dec. 22, 2001) -)(- Ah-HA! /\ *push* , /'o\ ..~ OO /o_`_\ _&_.<<. -||. || |_|_| \\ dd -)(- Nerd Boy! What are I could ask you the very /\ you doing? It's 2 am! , same question, but if /'o\ `~.. OO you must know, I was /o_`_\_&_ .>>. .||. waiting for Santa. _______ || |_|_| ______ || ____________ dd _________________ -)(- I told you already! Oh yeah? Then how did you /\ He's not real! , get that present? /'o\ `~-- OO -Prayer-? /o_`_\_&_ .>>. -||. __ || |_|_| ____ || __________ dd ______ -)(- I bought it! Oh, shop, eh? How /\ In a shop! , -convenient-. /'o\ `~.. OO /o_`_\_&_ ->>- .||. jg || |_|_| || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011109_ep99.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 99 (Nov. 9, 2001) _ ~.. O |_) >> |_( _[__] __ |\ __ | |b| | _ ~.. O |_) >> |_( _[__] __ |\ __ | |b| | _ ~.. O |_) .>>. |_( _[__] __ || __ | |b| | "Vampire Lesbian ALT-TAB, ALT-TAB!! FOR Kickboxers"? THE LOVE OF GOD, ALT-TAB! ` \ , _ ~.. - O |_) .>>. |_(._[__] jg __ || __ | |b| | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011216_ep136.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 136 (Dec. 16, 2001) I thought Ragnarok would be fun, but I just sit around waiting for the maps to `OO ..~ finish loading... (( .<<. ____ b b _______ || _____ My computer just freezes every time I leave a zone, and it `OO ..~ starts swapping like crazy! -||- .<<. ______ bb ___ || _____ I can't understand why! Lorf For what? I stopped knows I have plenty of RAM! , listening, sorry... Can you think of a reason? `OO ..~ .||' .<<. ______ bb ___ || _____ I talk about computers, and What? you just shut down. It never , fails. Why do you do that!? `OO ..~ .||. .<<. jg______ bb ___ || _____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011130_ep120.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 120 (Nov. 30, 2001) You know, I've ______________ been thinking. Congratulations. | / , ' \ | , , | /` . \ | OO .~ |-(___||||___)-| (( |_ ______ <_| |__\ /__| b b | | | | /| | ______________Maths should be real Don't you mean | / ' . \ | easy for Greeks. , geeks? | / . ` \ | `O .~ |-(___||||___)-| |_( ______ <_| |__\ /__| | |b | | /| | ______________ Greeks KNOW the No! Really?! | / , '\ | Greek alphabet! , | / ' `\ | `O .~ |-(___||||___)-| |_( ______ <_| |__\ /__| | |b | | /| | ______________ And the REST Did you say | / . ` \ | is EASY! , "thinking"? | /, ` ' \ | `OO -~ |-(___||||___)-| _ -||- ______ <_| jg|__\ /__| __|_ bb | | /| | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010902_ep31.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 31 (Sep. 2, 2001) / I know! I'll have to reprogram the \ | robot's corrupted personality routine | ow! \ in order to make her nice again! / *punch* , . . o ~== xx / Where'd she \ o OO o]]-o)) | get those | .||. ____ || cc ______________________ \boxing gloves?/ ____ dd ____ / But how? She has superhearing, so I \ | can't sneak up on her, and she's a | oww.. \ robot, so she never sleeps! Hmm... / ` . . o xx ~== / Hey! Is she \ o OO )) o]]o \ coming here?! / .||. ____ cc ________ |\ ________________________________ dd ____ *Prepare to die, Nerd Boy. . o/Think,\ After much practicing, I ` ~== OO' \think!/ will now destroy you most o]]o .||. painfully.* *meep* ___ || ________ dd ____ *So this new routine makes punches more painful? It A lot! speeds them up?* *meep* _ , ==~ (_| O' [[. ,[__]_.))_| || `.__.' | |d | | jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011202_ep122.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 122 (Dec. 2, 2001) Come on... Work! Crappy internet connection! COME ON! _ , (_| O [__]_.)_| ____ | |d| | ___ Blaargh... _ , (_| O [__]_ )_| ____ | |d| | ___ OK, might as well work on my Java project. Hm... How do I do double _ , buffering? Let's check on the.. (_| O [__]_.)_| ____ | |d| | ___ BLAAAAAARRRGHHH!! _ , (_| O [__]_ )_| jg____ | |d| | ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011016_ep75.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 75 (Oct. 16, 2001) So, I've been playing What a surprise. Can you Ragnarok again... , speed this up? I have `OO ..~ a souffle in the oven. .||. .<<. ___________________ bb ____ || _________________________ ...and a lvl 4 character Oh. And let me guess. died because he tried to , He said "insert"? take on a wolf.. `OO ..~ .||. .<<. ___________________ bb ____ || _________________________ Yeah. How did you know? Well, you told me that stupid joke five | thousand times, and I still don't think ` , it's funny. You know why?! I OO ..~ don't play that stupid game!! .||. .<<. It's an inside joke!! ___________________ bb ____ || _________________________ But... It's like, he's OK. The souffle can wait, I face down in the sand have more urgent business; the and, like.. INSERT! , administration of severe pain. `OO --~ .||. .<<. ___________________ bb ___ /| ________________________jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011210_ep130.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 130 (Dec. 10, 2001) ' / ==~ OO - ,-__) || `[[ ___ bb ______________ || ___________ You just ate my book! *I have an internal scanner. It was a That was the_collected , good book. Too bad my digestive works of Basho! Why?! `OO ==~ system has destroyed it.* //- [[ *meep* ___ b b ____ || ____ I'll just continue reading his *Really?* , personal diary. The , *meep* OO only surviving copy, ==~ )) actually. [[ ______ d d _______________________ || ____________________________ Yep! He just met this *Ah yes, the best beautiful girl; it's , part, I thought.* all very exciting! `OO ~== *meep* -||- ]] jg___ bb _____________ |\ _____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011204_ep124.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 124 (Dec. 4, 2001) You're leaving already? Well, I -am- Saint Nick after all. But I have so many I have a lot to do right now... unanswered questions! __ , ______________ ` /-.\ | / \ | OO ..`* | / . \ | .||. .(" ). |-(___||||___)-| ___ bb ___________ || ___________ |__\ /__| And please stop __ , asking stupid What do /-.\ questions... , you mean? ..`* OO (" ) .||. ___ /| ____________________ dd ___ __________ / Quit following How do you deliver those? /___________ __ me around! I Do you teleport them all ____| `| /.-\ , have to make , over? Or are there no | __ | ___ *'.. presents for OO nice children anymore? ||__|| |_|_| ( ") Christmas! .||. |o | |_|_| ____ /| ________________ dd _________________________|.-._|__________ OK, that's it! __ Bring it on, I am gonna `/.-\ , old man! kick your *'-- OO -ass-! .( ")- .)). jg _________________ || ________ d d __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011031_ep90.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 90 (Oct. 31, 2001) WHENEVER A PROGRAMMER IS IN TROUBLE... WHEREVER THERE ARE BUGS... ____ YOU'LL FIND.. /____\ /| |\ \ | |`. | | | `--. _ _ __ _ _ _ | | | | | _ _ _ _| _____\ | | | \ /_\ |/ `| | `.| | /_\ |/ ` / | \____/ \_|_ |_/ \_ | \| |/ \_ | \_| | ___OO/ .\/ - exterminator @ cyberspace - / > HE CODES FASTER THAN HE HAS A SECRET IDENTITY! A SPEEDING BULLET! Hi. _ *clickety-click!* , (_| O___ OO [__]_.\ '||. | | <\ dd AND... ACTUALLY, THAT'S IT! Which is why I want to Have you heard? Scientists beta test City of Heroes. , say that a braindead gerbil is `OO ..~ actually less boring than you. .||. .<<. bb || jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20011108_ep98.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 98 (Nov. 8, 2001) So even though you've *Correct.* defeated that monster, \ ___ you won't give back *meep* my robot that you're --[___]--~ Let me try. using as your left arm? [] | | [] , `OO ||[___]|| ..~ .||. || || .<<. bb /_| |_\ /| Do you know what century * this is? The 21st! The ___ whole "big robot made of small robots" thing is out. --[___]--~ It's lame. You're a relic! [] | | [] Stop embarassing `~.. ||[___]|| OO yourself and just .>>. || || .||. disassemble! || /_| |_\ dd \ ` / - *zweeee* / - *snap* *whrrrr* _ / ' *twist* \ *Finally! *-Tell- me *I liked *Like you like milk? Yeah, I've seen Sheesh!* about it!* it.* you sneak off to them milk joints, ` __ __ , __ __ , , SICKO!* ? <-<> [_[] [_[] <-<> == ==~ OO ..~ [] || || [] [] .[]. .||. .<<. /| /| /| /| /| jg || dd || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2001/nerdboy_20010929_ep58.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 58 (Sep. 29, 2001) *Holy smokes, Batman! Nerd Boy, it's the It's Cigaretteman!* cross-over episode. Uh huh. \ .--. , _ , / / | ,- ~.. --------. (_| O +-+-+ .-'____<<______.-'| [__]_ )_| | | | ||_____//______|__| | |d| | "Uh huh"?! Is No, just waiting for an something wrong? e-mail from that W4R3Z D00D. .--. , _ , / / | ,- ~.. --------. (_| O +-+-+ .-'__ .>>. ____.-'| [__]_ )_| | | | ||____ || _____|__| | |d| | Nerd Boy, I'm concerned. You're avoiding the team you're supposed to be working with. Y-you're right! I You should meet them. Face your fears. should face my fears! .--. ` _ ` / / | ,--------------. ~.. (_| OO +-+-+ .-'____________.-'| .>>. [__]_ _| -||- | | | ||_____________|__| || | | | | bb Sucker. .--. _ , / / | ,--------------. (_| .~ +-+-+ .-'____________.-'| [__]_.<_| | | | ||_____________|__| jg | |/| | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2006/nerdboy_20060331_ep631.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 631 (Mar. 31, 2006) File: mirrors/nerdboy/2006/nerdboy_20060216_ep630.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 630 (Feb. 16, 2006) I heard you Yeah, I'm teaching got a new job. game programming now. `,,, , '.. OO || (( ____ |\ ____ b b ______________ What?! You're Gamer, ew. I'm not obsessed not a gamer! with games, but I do play `,,, , them, you know. '.. OO .||. .||> |_ _____ _| ______________ || ____ dd ___________ | | | | | | ___ Really? Name the last thousand games you played! Thousand, are you crazy? `,,, , '.. OO -||- || _________ || ____ dd ___ Hah! You're I'm gonna go now. I'm sorry about not a gamer! your brain disease or whatever. `,,, , 'oo OO //- .||- jg ___ || ____ dd ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2006/nerdboy_20060214_ep629.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 629 (Feb. 14, 2006) I invented a new mnemonic technique. ___ , ~.. (..() >> .||. ____________ |\ _____________ || ___________________ I'm not asking what Pain! I figured that pain is easy it is. You're weird. to remember. Or, you just hurt ` ___ , yourself more, so you ~.. (..() feel it later! .>>. -||- ___________ || _____ || __________ That's weird even for Different areas of my body mean you. Stop talking. different things. To remember a meeting, ` ___ , I bite my left pinky and think ~oo ()..) about the meeting really hard! >> .||' ____ || _____ || ____ You know, I can help Social standing; right chin! you remember to never ___ , talk to me again. `~-- ()~~) .>>. `||. jg________________________ |\ ___ || ________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2006/nerdboy_20060402_ep632.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 632 (Apr. 2, 2006) . Nerd Boy, what is this Oh that's just an . : : hole doing here? ephemeral portal. :.::.: `,,, , _ : : ..' O |_) : : -||. |_(._[__] ___ :. : ______ || ___________________ | |b| | ____ : :.:: : : It's opened during a transient . connection to another dimension. . : : ,,, Don't worry, it'll close soon. :.::.:_ _.-_oo' ` _ : '''' `-'_ < ___] O |_) :''''''' . < ___] |_(._[__] ___ :.'''''_,___<___] __________________ | |b| | ____ : :.:: : : Why do you ask? , _ | O |_) - > < - |_(._[__] _____ | ________________________________ | |b| | ____ He left. How rude. , _ OO |_) |\\._[__] jg__________________________________________ | |b| | ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2006/nerdboy_20060618_ep633.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 633 (Jun. 18, 2006) Have you heard? What? That doesn't make any White is the new black. sense. What was the -old- black? `,,, , '.. oO> || .|| ___ |\ ________________ dd __________ Well -black- of course. What a disappointing conversation. Anything else wouldn't This calls for emergency escapism! make any sense. `,,, , '.. OO .||. .||. || dd _,----. _ ' _.-`-._,--. ,' `-' ` --.,---. ( Good bye, Nerd Boy! `- ) )I'm leaving forever! `. God speed and good riddance! ( `,,, O o. , ( '~~/ ) OO ( `- || ,' '||. `.-.____________ /| __,- _)__ dd _____ Huh? Yeah! Shake it, Angelina! `,,, , '.. OO .||. -\\- jg__________________ || ______ bb _________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2007/nerdboy_20070716_ep634.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 634 (Jul. 16, 2007) So tell me about your OK, big bold lettering, new T-shirt design. "I am wearing a T-shirt." .------.----- _ `__ `,,, ___ | T-CO | >o< '.. ..' (..() |------| _ _|_ || `|| || |o | ___ \_/ || || || |______|_____ __ ,,, ___ '.. ..' (..() || || || ____________ || ___________ || ______ || _______________ OK, "This T-shirt has some.." No, "Wearing a T-shirt is..", "I-". __ `,,, ___ '.. ..' (..() || `|| || ___ || ___________ || ______ || ___ What was -that-?! You suck! | Me?! But those weren't- We are -severely- lacking in the idea department! / | I don't- And that's -your- department! / __ `,,, ___ , '.. '.. (oo() || -||- || jg_________________ || ___________ || || File: mirrors/nerdboy/ABOUT.txt The Adventures of Nerd Boy The Adventures of Nerd Boy is an ongoing ASCII comic. Copyright Joaquim Gândara Source: http://www.nerd-boy.net/nerdboypak.php Date: 2021-07-13 Curator: Joaquim Gândara Author: Joaquim Gândara File: mirrors/nerdboy/2016/nerdboy_20160830_ep635.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 635 (Aug. 30, 2016) This study says people with higher education have less sex. | Then I'm the most educated _ \ person in the world. )x( _ ,,, , _|- \) '-- __ OO _|_ \_//./&/_ (( ______\_/_____ _|_\| | ________ b b _____________ _ )x( _ ,,, _|- \) '-- __ OO _|_ \_//./&/_ (( ______\_/_____ _|_\| | __ b b Wait, what? I didn't _ \ say anything! )x( _ ,,, , _|- \)'.. __ @@ _|_ \_||_/&/_ (( jg___ \_/______ _|_\| | __________________ b b File: mirrors/nerdboy/2005/nerdboy_20051218_ep627.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 627 (Dec. 18, 2005) You know, I've decided that I really hate Xmas. Here we go. ` , OO ''~ .... (( << _||||_ _| __________________ b b _____________ || ___________ | | | | _ I mean it this time! It's lost its meaning. I really can't Mhm. see the point anymore. ` , OO --~ (( << _________________ bb _____ || _____________ Stop that! I'm having an OK, last offer: You get me the existential crisis here! Celine Dion tickets, I buy you ` , , the vintage Millenium Falcon. OO - ..~ -||- -<<. ___________ bb _____ || _____________ OK, deal. You drive an overly ` , dramatic bargain. OO ..~ )) .<<. jg____________________ d d _________ || __________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2005/nerdboy_20051225_ep628.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 628 (Dec. 25, 2005) WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS ___ ------------------------ ||==| Terry Pratchett ||/\| "A hat full of sky" @@ *vrrrr* ||__| ||o bb Powerball! ____ __ \_\_\\_\ \_\_\_\ Dark chocolate! \_\_\_\ _ _ \_\_\_\ _ |-| (D) "The button" |-||-| __ _____ `-''-' __/ / /\ \ Chips / /__/ | |;-'_| "Golden poker" /__/ Cards | |,;'o| chocolate |_|o_o_| Texas Hold'em set ___ , /\ , ( ) /\ /)| |;; /\ \ / Jade Buddha | |//,' //,' | o necklace |_ //___ //_____| ,---. Ink // // ,',--. | ,. // // / / ; / /;/ _ _ _ _ () () | / / /'/ / (O)=====<_> `-.__,' / / |\_____/| Brushes Ink well './ `.___,' Water bowl _ Miniature sho-do calligraphy set! jg File: mirrors/nerdboy/2005/nerdboy_20051216_ep626.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 626 (Dec. 16, 2005) Hey what's that? It's a ball with a gyroscope It looks cool! in it. Purely hand-driven. `,,, , '.. *vrrr* ` OO .||- - o||. _______ || __________________________________ , dd ___________ That glow is powered by the gyro? Does it do anything else? Check it out. `,,, , '.. *vrrr* ` OO || - o||. ________ |\ _________________________________ , dd ___________ Wha.. `,,, *vrrrueeEEEEE* '.. ,o:o.OO || o o )) __________ |\ ________________________ `o:o'dd __________ ,,, *CHOOM!* 'oo | , OO || ` o:::::::::: : : : -\\ jg_______________ || / ` dd ______________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2005/nerdboy_20050117_ep625.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 625 (Jan. 17, 2005) ..so then I thought that maybe I should clear the state -after- checking it, ,,, , otherwise it's always cleared! '.. OO .||. .||' ____________ || ____ dd __________ That's it? Yeah. `,,, , '.. OO .||. .||. _________ || ____ dd _____ Why are all your bugs so obvious? Even I would've caught that last one! `,,, '.. OO -||- .||. _____ || ____ dd ___ Well, I'm a genius. I can do the impossible, but the ,,, , obvious takes me a while. '.. OO || .||> jg_________________________ || ____ dd ______________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2005/nerdboy_20050102_ep624.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 624 (Jan. 2, 2005) So that's it, I guess. Really?! Wow, The end of the world. ` ___ , awesome! OO ..~ (~~() (( .<<. -||- ________________ b b _________ || ____ || __________ You're weird, shut up! ` ___ OO ~-- (oo() || .>>- || ___________ bb ________ || ____ || _______ End of the world how exactly? , ___ OO ..~ _- ();;) || .<<. - -_ -//- _____________________ bb ________ || _______ - -- / \ __ I spilled some self-replicating I knew I shouldn't have nanobots out of that My First Nanotech bought you something that Kit I got for Xmas. They're destroying is "from ages 7 and up". the world at an exponential rate. ` , OO --~ -||. .<<. jg________________________________ bb ________ || ________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020302_ep208.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 208 (Mar. 2, 2002) No friends, no TV, no -computer-! , My GOD, what shall I do now?! OO -))- _______ dd _________ I SHALL GIVE THEE A HOLY QUEST, NERD BOY. | \ `. | \ `. * \ ` OO )) _____ dd ______ GO OUTSIDE AND GET SOME FRESH AIR. | \ `. -That's- my | \ `. , holy quest? \ ` OO || _____ dd ______ WELL, IT'S THE BEST I COULD COME UP WITH ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. Lucky I'm already an atheist, or you | \ `. would have just lost a follower, bud. | \ `. , \ ` OO (( jg ________ b b __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020331_ep232.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 232 (Mar. 31, 2002) So, what did you Cut it out. guys get me? Any , cool stuff? `OO --~ (( .<<. b b || But.. It's my It's April Fool's! I'm not birthday today! , falling for that! `OO ..~ .||. -<<- bb || OO ~.. || >> _______ bb ____________ |\ ____ OO ~.. (( >> ___________ bb ____________________ |\ ___________________ Hey! I told you about my birthday MONTHS ago! What's going on here?! `OO __ ~oo -||- _ -- ->>- jg bb --- |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020325_ep226.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 226 (Mar. 25, 2002) LATER THAT NIGHT, IN THE LABORATORY... Let's see, where was I? * ; , __ *woooooooooooooo...* Oh, yes, I just hooked \ >< __/ _\ up that book to that < `> ///__ | field generator... `OO < > > > >]_ | (( < ' \\\ _|-. b b >< \__/ `[== * __ Now.. Let's >< / __/ _\ *...ooooooooo...* see here... ' > ///__ | `OO > > >]_ | (( < \\\ _|-. b b< \__/ `[== I'm in the book! My Me's gonna knock genius is impeccable! __ , ya ded, dwarfie! ` _--\ (__) OO \__/\ (\_oo -||- |_|| _______________ \bb ______ dd _______ d d(\ _______ Bring it on, My choice of __ stupid troll! book though... _--\ `(__) `OO \__/\ (\_oo || |_|| jg___________ \bb ______ dd _______ d d(\ ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021117_ep305.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 305 (Nov. 17, 2002) I've been thinking. There's a scary `,,, , thought. '.. OO || )) |\ d d If the world isn't flat, then Did you catch some kind of how come there are four cardinal stupidity virus or what? points; north, east, `,,, , west and south? '.. OO .||. .||. _______ || _________ dd ________ They can't call 'em "the four corners of the world" Is it contagious? for nothing you know. `,,, , '.. OO .||. || _____________ || _________ dd _____ And how many continents STAY AWAY FROM are there? FOUR! `,,, , ME!! 'oo @@ || -//- jg____________________________ |\ ______ dd _____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020307_ep213.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 213 (Mar. 7, 2002) Nerd Boy, I think That's what you said yesterday, and a UFO landed right it was just a cyberbeing from another outside our door. `,,, _ , dimension, remember? Anyway, '.. (_| O I'll go check... || [__]_.)_| ___________ |\ ___ | |d| |_________________________ __ _______________________________ / \ \ Hello. / _/ \ ` / o/ _________________________________\ > /\___ __ _____ _____ _____ | |/\ -\ _| |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| | | \ -\ _| |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| | HOLY ___\| -|\ | CRAP!!! />---'\ || __ _____ _____ _____ |___ , /| ///|> _| |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| | |OO /|| |\ _| |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| | o|-\\- \|| |___|_ bb _ \\\ ________________________________| |___________________ /^|| _ __ / \ / _/ /o / OK, so you were > /\__ right -this- time. |/\ \ _ ,,, , /\| \ \ (_| 'oo OO /\\\| | [__]_ _| .||. )) //\`-' | jg| | | | || d d /^| \__/ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020829_ep271.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 271 (Aug. 29, 2002) OUR HEROES HAVE FINALLY REACHED ___ THE EVIL KIDNAPPER'S LAIR... / \ * / \ * / \ . | / \ * -x- . / \ | / \ * / \ . * / \ . / \ / \ It's a huge black . /_______________________\ featureless monolith! \ / ` Look at the size \_____________________/ _______ , of that thing! _/___ \_\ . * . '-----`---' . , \ * *meep* D00D. . . * . * . AND NOW... AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION INTERMISSION. ..if T was a pointer, Dork girl! Can't you see 'cause then he'd have I'm working out? GO.. AWAY. to dereference. ` , ~OO -- .>>. .||-o jg || bb File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020118_ep169.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 169 (Jan. 18, 2002) Oh and another thing. Nerd Boy, please yeah ___ Why the stupid hood go away and let me `@| \\ thing? It's dorky. __ , fight the virus! _//\_|| ` oo|___ -' :)) OO -\/. _:_ .||. <\ |`|\.|./|'| ___ bb ________________________________________ | | | | | ___ @| \\ Oh, -excuse me-. Now you shall meet \_|\\ , __ , your destiny! : )) OO ___|oo _:_ -))- .\/- /`|\././|'\ d d _______________ || ___________________________ / | / | \ ___ @| \\ Bring it on! \_|\\ __ , : )) ___|oo . _:_ . -\/- / `|.|./\' \ jg______ /> ____________________________ | ___ \ Nerd Boy told me you ___ were in trouble. I'm Nerd Boy?! You're actually @| \\ , here to help! dumber than Superman?! At \_|| ___OO __ , least -he- took off :)) .\/- oo|___ his glasses! _:_ /> -\/- |`|\.|./|'| ____________________ || __________________________ | | | | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020224_ep202.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 202 (Feb. 24, 2002) _ ? *giggle* (_| O *hee hee* [__]_.)_| | |d| | *The koala is a herbivore...* __ ,,, \ ,--. _ ,--- #.. '.. -. | \ \ OO (_| |`-.__)|__(( ___`-. +-+-+ .||. [__]_ _| |__|___\\__\\ ___|| | | | dd | | | | *blah blah...* __ ,,, \ ,--. ? _ ,--- #.. '.. -. | \ \ OO (_| |`-.__)|__(( ___`-. +-+-+ (( [__]_ _| |__|___\\__\\ ___|| | | | b b | | | | *giggle* Oh come on! What *eehihihi* _ , is so funny (_| O over there?! [__]_.)_| | |d| | That tickles! Ewww! More than , _ , I need to know! - Shh! (_| O> Lalalaaalala! [__]_ )_| jg | |d| | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020412_ep241.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 241 (Apr. 12, 2002) OO .||. ____________________________________ bb ___________________________ _ __ __ /.\ .' ( oo OO _// \\ //_`-'__ .||. /.-' `-'--)\'--)\ __________________ bb _______ _ _ /)\/)\ //_// /( oo /__`-' /.-./ /__ / // // // // _//_// OO )/ )/ .||. jg __ ' ' _________ bb __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020401_ep233.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 233 (Apr. 1, 2002) What's that _ weird noise? Bjork. _ `~.. `O |_) .>>. |_(._[__] _______ || _____ | |b| | _______________ ______________ \__(_)__\ /__(_)__/ __ __ /\ / \/ \ (__) \ : : -- ___ `. .' ___ _________/___\___________ \ _ / ____ -- _- /___\ \___ ~ - \ .::...__ ~ / :::'::::::.......__ / ::. '::::::::::::::::::.... \ '::.:::::::::::::::::' ___/ ... Hey, are / you listening? Sure. _ \____ `~.. `O |_) /\__/ .>>. |_(._[__] ,,,, / _______ || _____ | |b| | ___ '' _ / / _\ / \__| / Then what Oh, you meant did I say? listen to YOU?_ `~-- `O |_) .>>. |_(._[__] jg_____________________ || _____ | |b| | ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021103_ep299.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 299 (Nov. 3, 2002) You gotta listen to Morning Musume! I just -luv- them all! Yaguchi-san, Kago-chan, Abe-san... Kawaii~~!! You're insane. `,,, , '~~ OO || )) ______ |\ ___________________ d d ______ Aren't we all? Is not all deviation to some degree insanity? Isn't it also insane to adhere too much to normalcy? `,,, '.. OO ,||' .||. || dd ,,, '.. OO .||. || _______ || ________ dd _________________ Fair enough. ,,, , ~~' OO || )) jg____________ /| _____ d d _________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020211_ep189.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 189 (Feb. 11, 2002) So do you think it's possible? What? `,,, _ , '.. (_| O || [__]_.)_| ____ |\ ______ | |d| | ____ ZeoSync's 100:1 non- Aaugh, don't get lossy compression. me started! `,,, _ , '.. (_| O .||. [__]_ )_| ______ || ____ | |d| | ____ OK. It's impossible! They're raving lunatics! I just.. Look at the website! "A chip that empowers ` ,,, _ , the world." Geez, their chairman ..' (_| O is called "St. George"! Oooh, .||. [__]_ )_| killing the big bad draconic ______ /| ____ | |d| | __ Shannon's limit, are we? Are you saying it Either that or must be a joke? a frickin' -cult-. `,,, _ , '.. (_| O .||. [__]_.)_| jg _______ || ___ | |d| | ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021105_ep300.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 300 (Nov. 5, 2002) THE VERY NEXT MORNING... |`._________,'| ||| __ __ ||| ___ ,,, *yawn* |\|/_ \_/ _\|/| || | '-- OO ||| )- -( ||| || | || (( `.|_( - )_|,' || | |\ b b `-"-' ||__| |`._________,'| ||| __ __ ||| ___ ,,, |\|/_ \_/ _\|/| || | 'oO ||| )- o( ||| OO || | || `.|_( - )_|,' (( || | ____ |\ ________________`-"-'__________ b b _____________ ||__| Nerd Boy? Do you |`._________,'| notice anything ||| __ __ ||| No, what? ____ __ weird about `,,, |\| /_ \/ _\|/| ` | | | the window? 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Ready The ###### ###### _ ## *Your* *Orders*.. ########## Ion Disruptor Cannon ###### ###### _\| ################################ And Fire At Will. ###### ###### |\/ ########################################################### ###### || ########################################################### ####### `;. ######################################################### ######## "' ####################################################### ######### ######################################################### ########## ############################################################ ####################################################################### ####################################################################### ###### ############################### And Get Someone To Fix #### ######|_ ################################# The Lights In Here! ##### ######/| ########################################################### ######| ########################################################### ####### ######################################################### ######## ####################################################### ######### ######################################################### jg######## ############################################################ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020123_ep174.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 174 (Jan. 23, 2002) What's this heap of stuff? You, my friend, are looking at my Your computer exploded again? newest invention. It's USB LEGO! `,,, , '.. OO || _.`, -||. __ |\ ______ .`'-;'`. __ dd ____ OK... What's Computer components from which you can that, exactly? build a computer as easily as putting `,,, , two blocks of LEGO together. Here, '.. OO let me show you what I mean... .||. _.`, .\\ ______ || __ .`'-;'`.dd ________ Here we go.. I'm connecting a processor, ,,, , a small screen, and this block that's '.. OO hardwired to print "Hello World" .||. _.`,o\\ on any available display... ______ || __ .`'-;'`dd __ OK, cool... But.. Aw crap. One of these must be one of It's not working. the regular LEGO blocks I added to make `,,, , the heap look more impressive. '.. OO .||. _.`,o|| jg______ || __ .`'-;'`dd __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020214_ep192.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 192 (Feb. 14, 2002) Hey Nerd Boy, I got an idea. What? `,,, _ , '.. (_| O || [__]_.)_| |\ | |d| | You know how we really want to play City of Heroes, Of course. but have to wait until `,,, _ , the beta comes out '.. (_| O like everyone else? .||. [__]_.)_| || | |d| | Maybe we could hack into That's totally illegal! Cryptic's computers `,,, _ , Are you insane?! and just steal the '.. (_| O alpha version... .||. [__]_.)_| || | |d| | Are you? Good point. `,,, _ , Let's. '.. (_| O .||. [__]_.)_| jg || | |d| | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020410_ep239.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 239 (Apr. 10, 2002) Nerd Boy, we need to talk to you... ,,, OO `..~ ..' .||. << || ______ bb _____________________ /| ___ /| Why? What's You've been acting weird lately. going on? , ,,, `OO ..~ ..' .||. .<<. .||. ____ bb ______ || ____ || _________ You snap at people, make threats. Your social skills are actually getting worse than they already were! ,,, OO `..~ ..' .||. .<<. .||. ___________________ bb ______ || ____ || ______________ Maybe I don't want to Maybe you listen to NIN too much. follow social standards. You should give us all your CDs. Maybe I gave up trying `,,, to figure it out! `OO ..~ ..' -||- .<<. .||. jg _________________________ bb ______ || ____ || ________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020709_ep249.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 249 (Jul. 9, 2002) | *ZAP!* *ZOT!*_ __ .:::. -x- ~== ,_ ____ ___ \|(x(x_).:::' | .[]-( _-_ -__ _ -- ::::::::. ,.::. _\/_ /> ` .. /|:::::::::::::::: /\ `:::.. .::::::' ..`::: .:' `::::::: .::::::' `""' `' Our Star Wars fan film won't Yeah, where they cut between have any of those stupid `,,, , the cool duel and some silly cuts like in Ep. 1 & 6. '.. OO crap you don't care about. .||. .||. ___________________ || ____ dd __________________________ ~==.::::::.. | :::' `:::::. _\|/_ ||`:. _ __`:::. .::::. /|\ ('('_)::::. ..:::' `:: __ __ | `:::::::::::::::: ; | _-_- _(__)_ ,:\____)__)::::::::::' -x- -_ <_<__>_> :::::::::::::' ::::::::. ..: | `::::::::' `:::::::' They always leave Yeah, wondering what'll happen you hanging! `,,, , next. Let's not have that. '.. OO Dramatic tension my ass. .||. .||. jg__________________________ || ____ dd ______________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020718_ep253.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 253 (Jul. 18, 2002) Aah. I love cinema. Well I sure as heck don't. `,,, , .---.- '.. OO -.---.---. | | || || | __ | .---.---.---.--- '.. ---. | | | | |(( | | What? How can You're kidding, right? The big screen just you say that?! brings out the crappy image quality, it's `,,, , way too loud, and even then, people .---.--- '.. OO ---.---. manage to laugh or talk in the | | |(( |(( | __ | wrong places so that I can't .---.---.---.--- '.. ---. hear the movie. It -sucks-! | | | | |(( | | ,,, .---.--- '.. OO --- Excuse me, could you | | |(( |(( | __ , please be quiet? .---.---.---.--- ..' ---. | | | | |(( | | See?! This is -exactly- what I'm talking about! ,,, , YOU! SHUT.. UP! .---.--- '-- OO ---.---. | | |(( |((- __ | .---.---.---.--- oo' ---. jg| | | | |(( | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020109_ep160.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 160 (Jan. 9, 2002) GUEST ARTIST WEEK ----------------- What the heck is [] It's my new time machine! Do this supposed to be? .-==-. you like the design? ` |[][]| , ~.. |[][]| OO >> |[][]| .||. __|\___|____|__dd___________ Not particularly. Does [] But of course! Would you like it actually work? .-==-. a demonstration? ` |[][]| , ~.. |[][]| \OO .>>. |[][]| ||. __||___|____|__dd___________ How could I say no? [] Stand back! No! Oh, go on .-==-. Here goes... then... ` |[][]| , ~.. |[][]| OO .>>. |[][]| -||. __||___|____|__dd___________ It is 10:45am [] ` .-==-. Amazing, huh? |[][]| , ~-- |[][]| OO .>>. |[][]| .||. __||_______|____|________dd___________ LATER... Not this stupid Time [] Don't worry. I've ironed out Machine again... .-==-. the bugs and now it works ` |[][]| , perfectly. ~-- |[][]| OO .>>, |[][]| .||. __||___|____|__dd___________ Why do I have this [] Don't worry. Nothing could impending feeling of .-==-. possibly go wrong... er, doom... ` |[][]| , stand back anyway. ~.. |[][]| OO .>>, |[][]| -||. __/|___|____|__dd___________ Nothing happened, idiot. [] I thought you said you'd .-==-. Er... behind you... ironed out the ` |[][]| , bugs! ~.. |[][]| OO .>>. |[][]| -||. __||______|____|______dd___________ [] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! .-==-. ` |[][]| OO ..~ |[][]| OO .||. \<> jg /|\(__)|| _____________________ |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020301_ep207.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 207 (Mar. 1, 2002) Well, my computer's ( dead and my friends ) have abandoned me. _ ,* `OO (_| || [__]_ _| _______ bb _______ | | | | _______________ I wonder if I'll ever , get them back? OO .||. _______ db _______ No use crying over lost , files... I wonder if OO there's anything on TV. )) ______ d d _______ ( ) ) Oh -weak-! ( * ,--. , Seriously! _ / ,--------------. * - | \ \ OO (_| |`-.____________`-. +-+-+ -||- [__]_ _| jg |__|_____________|| __ | | | _ dd ____________ | | | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020206_ep184.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 184 (Feb. 6, 2002) Have you seen my Yeah, it's in Busta Rhymes CD? the closet. `,,, , _ '.. O |_) || |_(._[__] |\ | |b| | | | | Where? .--. .--. , | OO| | '.| | //-|o | // | | b b |____|/| |__| | | | .--. / | OO | -| - | -| *slam!* .||- |- | _ o|\ | bb |__|____|__| MOMENTS LATER... ______ Nerd Boy? Did you just / .--. \ Great plan! He lock me in that wacky time ( ( `- ) ) totally fell for it. machine of yours? ` ) `--' ( | But of course. | .--. | , , || || OO ..~ )| o|( .||. << jg /_|____|_\ bb /| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020110_ep161.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 161 (Jan. 10, 2002) GUEST ARTIST WEEK ----------------- Nerdboy, why are you dressed Hi like a girl? ` ' %oo% ..~ .>>. .<<. bb || ___________________________ Tee Hee Why am I what?? ` ' %oo% ..~ OO .>>. .<<. <||. bb || dd ___________________________ %oo% ~.. OO .>>. .>>. .||. bb || dd ___________________________ She better be a relative, and I don't mean a clone ` %oo% ~-- OO .>>. .>>--))- bb / \ dd ___________________________ 01110011 01101000 01100101 01101001 01110011 01100110 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001 `. `. 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 ' %oo% OO ~-- .>>. .||. .>> bb dd |\ _______________________________________ You better not be talking about me! We aren't | | No way | , ` ` %oo% OO ..~ .>>. .||. -<< bb bb / \ MJP_______________________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020101_ep152.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 152 (Jan. 1, 2002) -That's- the game you're making? That? Mhm. ` ,,, , _ '.. O |_) .||. |_(._[__] ______ || | |b| | ____ But it's a 2D platform game. In ASCII, no less. Mhm. ` ,,, , _ '.. O |_) .||. |_(._[__] _______________ || | |b| | ________________ But.. OK! Uh.. Wait, what would you say | if I told you it was old-school? ` ,,, , _ '.. O |_) .||. |_(._[__] _____________________ || | |b| | ______________________ Cool! Old-school totally kicks ass! Thought so. ` ,,, , _ '.. O |_) -||- |_(._[__] jg ______ || | |b| | ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021226_ep322.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 322 (Dec. 26, 2002) Mandy, have some extra , dark chocolate. ~.. OO >> =-)) ______ |\ _______ d d _______ Don't mind if I They should abolish milk do... *chomp* ` , chocolate; dark is ~.. OO so much better. .>>' .||. _______________ || ____ dd ______________________ You're right. And it's not just ` , the taste. ~.. OO .>>. <||. _________ || ____ db __________ The textu- I'm -WHAT?!- , ~oo @@ .>>. -\\- jg___________________ || _____ dd ____________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020630_ep245.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 245 (Jun. 30, 2002) what are Preparing to take _ you doing over the world. oo , _ -' O |_) |_( _[__] ___________________ | |b| | ________ yes.. perfecting the No, memorizing the __ doomsday machine Evil Overlord List. oo , _ `-' O |_) \___ |_( _[__] '--)) __________________________ | |b| | but.. surely NOW is Ye-ess, Hey, we should make _ the time for revenge.. master... a Star Wars fan film! oo come.. come... , _ `,,, -' OO |_) ..' _)) )) |_ _[__] || -' _______________ d d | | | | ____________ /| _ So.. many feelings.. ? colliding... EEUURGH!! _ ,,, `Oo |_) ..' -||- |_ _[__] .||. jg___________________ db _ | | | | ___________ || ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020323_ep224.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 224 (Mar. 23, 2002) So you're saying Warez Yeah. Dude is your brother. `,,, ,--. *bleep* `OO ,-------- '.. -. | \ \ (( |`-.______((o._ `-. +-+-+ b b |__|______ \\ _\_||___,| | | _ _ (\'/) (_(.)_) As in real Yeah! What's the *kzzt* (/|\) family? problem?! `,,, ,--. *wwzzz* __|-. `OO ,-------- '.. -. | \ \ /)_|_(\ .||. |`-.______((o._ `-. +-+-+ ' |_| ' bb |__|______ \\ _\_||___,| | | The guy is the antichrist! He is a hellspawn! You're / ,,, ,--. *weoeow* nothing like him! `OO -- ,-------- '.. -. | \ \ *bloop* -||- |`-.______((o._ `-. +-+-+ ________ bb ______ |__|______ \\ _\_||___,| | | _ /'/) I guess you're right. He ((.)) kinda takes after our dad. \|\ `,,, ,--. ,|__ OO ,-------- '.. -. | \ \ *booom!* /)|_(\ .||. |`-.______((o._ `-. +-+-+ jg'|_| ' ____________ bb ______ |__|______ \\ _\_||___,| | | ______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020811_ep263.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 263 (Aug. 11, 2002) *Mission* Good. *Accomplished* `____ *Sir!* __ _\==/_ __ _ _\/_ | | _\/_ _\| |\/| | | |\/| |\/ _ || __ ._/ `-; __ || _ ____ || ________/ \____ Soon I Will Have The Time Ha! Revealing secret Machine With Which I Can Change plans in front of us The Past To My Advantage. prisoners so we can `____ tell the good guy? __ _\==/_ __ _`____ ___ _ _\/_ | | _\/_ | __ | |/_ |\/| _ | | |\/| | ..' | . \/| _ || __ \`-' \ ____ || _ |------|--- /| ________________/ \_________| || | d Right You Are. Kill Them All. __ , *eep!* __ _\=| _ ______ ___ _\/_ | | _\| | __ | |\/| _.' | |\/- | oo'| _ || __ `. | _______ |\ _ |------|--- jg_______/ \_________| // | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020409_ep238.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 238 (Apr. 9, 2002) Hum di-dum... *munch* __ , * ,, *munch* (|~~ O .' ()PP |_(-.,v____v__`)_| |\ | |b| |/| | La la la... __ , ,, (|~~ O .' ()PP |_( _,v____v_o-)_| __ |\ _________________ *screech*| |b | |/| | __ Larira- OK! WE KNOW YOU'RE GOOD- __ , LOOKING! GET OVER IT! ,, (|~~ `OO .' ()PP -\\- |_ _,v____v-. )_| _______________ |\ _____________ dd _ | | | |/| | __________ The -nerve- of *chomp* __ some people. ,, *crunch* (|oo `O .' ()PP |_(-._v____v__`)_| jg__________ || ___________________ | |b| |/| | ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020116_ep167.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 167 (Jan. 16, 2002) I got a virus?! _ `O |_) |_\ _[__] | |b | | ___ @| \\ //\_/ \\ HOLY CRAP! // : _)) `O (( __`|_) |_\ / _[__] | |b | | I must transform into _____ my alter ego SuperNerd / @ \ and save the day! Yay ||\___/|| for SuperNerd! heh. (( : )) _ `OO _:_ |_) _ .||' |`|\.|./|'| _[__] _|_ bb | | | | | | | ___ Fear not! The @| \\ Executor is here! WHAT?! \_|| ` __ , :)) _ ___|oo OO _:_ |_) .\/- _ -||- |`|\.|./|'| _[__] jg || _|_ db | | | | | | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020222_ep200.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 200 (Feb. 22, 2002) You know, I really hate it when people celebrate Why? "special" numbers. `,,, , '.. OO || .||. |\ dd Well, they're totally I agree. As for arbitrary. Just because base 2, however.. a number looks nice `,,, , in base 10 doesn't '.. OO make it special. .||. .||. || dd Same thing. It's stupid Isn't that what to even pay that kind you're doing now? of thing any mind. `,,, , '.. OO .||. .||. || dd Uh.. No, I'm just kind of meta-discussing it. Right. `,,, , '.. OO .||. .||. jg || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020219_ep197.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 197 (Feb. 19, 2002) Well? Are you stealing the I'M STILL HERE! I want to files or what? Are we still talk to you two about -- oh I hacking into Cryptic? Hello? don't know -- why I disappeared `,,, _ __ , without a single trace?! '.. (_| O --# .||. [__]_.)_| .|(. ___ || _ | |d| | _______ || _____ Almost.. done. Their monitor Do you two not care about your software is tracing my connection.. mutual ex-girlfriend AT ALL?! ,,, _ ` __ , '.. (_| O --# .||. [__]_.\_| -|(- ___ || _ | |d| | _______ || _____ AUGH! I had to disconnect, it was totally on to me! Crap. HELLOOO?!? ,,, _ ` __ , '.. (_| O oo# .||. [__]_.)_| -|(- ___ || _ | |d| | _______ || _____ Haven't you ever played Uplink? ,,, _ __ , You have to bounce your '.. (_| O ..# connection! Let me see that. .||. [__]_.)_| |( jg________ || _ | |d| | _____ /| _______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020225_ep203.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 203 (Feb. 25, 2002) We're going on a trip to rekindle our relationship. Mhm. ` __,,, _ , #..'.. (_| O .)|.||. [__]_.)_| || || | |d| | Well, I'm off to Huh. visit my uncle! _ , `~.. (_| O .>>._ [__]_.)_| ||_(| | |d| | Sayonara! I'm going Yeah. to the robot convention! _ , `~== (_| O .]]. [__]_.)_| || | |d| | THAT VERY AFTERNOON... Helloo-o?! Where the heck -is- everyone?! , OO )) jg d d File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020912_ep277.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 277 (Sep. 12, 2002) Hey, why so glum? ,,, Everything's `~.. OO ..' normal again! >> )) || ________ |\ _____________________________ dd _________ /| ____ You're Wrong. I Am Still In ___ , This Dimension, And |=_/ Stronger Than Ever! | \ ,,, ~oo < | `. < oO oo' >> > | >' < > // || _________ \\ ____< > *fzooom* <_____ dd ________ || ____ ____ Where's Good job ruining your __\==/__ Warez Dude? element of surprise -and- | | `,,, telling us where `~-- / \ , OO '.. you're from, idiot. .>>. __.' `-'| .||. .||. _______ || ____ \ / ____ dd ________ || MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER DIMENSION... H3Y L33T B4B3. ,,, / ?! -- OO~ .\\- .<<. jg_____________________________ _( \_ ________ || ____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021110_ep302.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 302 (Nov. 10, 2002) N1C3 It's not mine, I'm just watching it D0G. for a friend. I hate its guts. ,,, / _ , '-- $.. .\\. ,,___ $)| ____ )\_ _________ ''...' _ || ___________________ . | / `. \ .- ___,, ` WHAT ARE YOU DOING __ ' `,,,oo TO MY POOR BABY?! ,,, _ , ___ ; '-- oo$ ` __ \\__/ -|($ : ___ : )_ || BUT U I only said that to get rid S41D.. of you because you're ugly! \ ,,, _ , '-- --$ .//. |($ ,,___ _______ _/ )_ ___________ || **,,,' _____ D3N13D. ,,, / _ '-- $.. .\\. $)|. __,, jg____________ _( \_ ________________________ |\ __`,.,'' ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021205_ep313.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 313 (Dec. 5, 2002) I demand to know why my / There's nothing wrong here, sir. internet connection is dead. \ Must be a problem at your end. , / `__ [OO \ ___ ..j ___A___ `||. / _\__\_||__ | | bb \ | | | / \ I -pay- you to fix / Should we go through our problems. Fix it! \ logs and track down the , / _ , problem, sir? [OO \ .j ___A___ `||. / __\_.)_| | | _ bb __________________ \ ______ |___|/| | / \ / OK.. Our logs say you were at Well duh! \ www.bikinikaratebabes.com when , / _ , the error occured, [OO \ .j is that correct? ___A___ `||> / __\_-)_| | | _ dd __________________ \ ______ |___|/| | / \ / \ Hello? / `__ _ \ ___ ..j __'A`__ / _\__\_||__ | | \ jg| | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020730_ep258.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 258 (Jul. 30, 2002) With Mandy gone, I /_________ guess we'll have to ,,, | ___ buy our -own- milk. `OO ..' | |_|_| )) || | |_|_| ______________________________ d d ___ /| _______________|________ *appear!* __ YIKES! _\= , `,,, _ / | Oo oo' /(_.' | -//- -//- `._ | _________ dd _____ // I Have Mandy. And I have `__ a raygun! _\= , ,,, / | ___ OO ..' / | `{-|| .||. ___ ._,' `-; _______ dd _____ || ________________ This Is Merely A Hologram. -Always- when I `__ bring a raygun! _\= , ,,, / | OO --' , / | )) || jg_______ (`-' `. ________ dd _____ || ______________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020303_ep209.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 209 (Mar. 3, 2002) No friends to talk to, no computer, no TV. No nothing with nothing on the side... `OO ___((_ ___| bb|______ Wait, I know! A joke'll cheer me up! `OO ____.||' ___| bb _____ So anyway, this guy walks into a bar and sees this blonde... `OO ______ .||> ___| |_ dd _ Nah, I've heard it. `OO ___((_ jg___| bb|______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020306_ep212.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 212 (Mar. 6, 2002) Well, I went and saw Lord of the Rings for the 42nd time None. now. How many times have `,,, _ , you seen it, Nerd Boy? '.. (_| O || [__]_.)_| ______ |\ ______ | |d| | ____ What?! Well.. Eh. I haven't read BUT WHY?! the books anyway, so... `,,, _ , 'oo (_| O .||. [__]_.)_| ___ || ___ | |d| | _ WHAT?! It's as if I don't You got it backwards. It's even -know- you anymore! as if you suddenly got to `,,, _ , know the real me. 'oo (_| O -||- [__]_.)_| ___ || ___ | |d| | _ Nah. I liked mine better. Drama queen. `,,, _ , '.. (_| O -||- [__]_.)_| jg___ || ___ | |d| | _ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020329_ep230.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 230 (Mar. 29, 2002) C'mon, no troll /) (\ vs dwarf war here! | __ | ` \_oo\/ (\ (__) OO \__/ \_oo -||- |_| bb db d d At least let me get out of the way! __ (\ ` _oo\ / (|(__) \__// |_oo || / |_| bb bd \)d d __ (\ /oo_ | (__) OO \__// (\_oo_ || ||_| \bb bb /)d d Thank God *smack* for elves. .--. _ *whack* .--. `OO ( ( )_ -- *kapow* ( ( )- .||. ( ( )_ - - *slice* jg (__)-- bb `------ *crack* File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020917_ep279.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 279 (Sep. 17, 2002) If the evil kidnapper is from What girl? another dimension, he might be , able to find that girl. `OO ..~ .||. << dd /| I saw a girl in that weird swirl that turned everything back to normal. `OO ..~ || .<<. ____ bb ______ || ____________________ She looked like you, but with a brain. ! `OO --~ .||- .<<. ______________ bb ______ || _____________ I must find a way Wanna find out if it was a back to that girl. , near-death experience? `OO --~ || .<<. jg______________________ dd _____ /| _____________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020127_ep178.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 178 (Jan. 27, 2002) What the heck Well... You remember that is -that- thing?! ___ USB LEGO invention of mine? `,,, |_\_\ , 'oo |_|_| OO .||- (o))) || || |_L_L dd Yeah. ___ I built this using my `,,, |_\_\ , USB LEGO bricks. 'oo |_|_| OO .||. (o))) -||. || |_L_L dd OK... What does Well.. I haven't tried it, but I think it do, then? ___ it'll walk around and.. um.. eat stuff. `,,, |_\_\ , '.. |_|_| OO .||. (o))) .||. || |_L_L dd ___ Oh, come on! It's not __ |_\_\ , even turned on yet! -- -(_ ) |_|_| OO *WOOSH* _) (o))) -||- - -- `-' jg |_L_L dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020625_ep243.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 243 (Jun. 25, 2002) MEANWHILE... \ / : --._ / \ \ / Wh- what's going on? What am I \-. /\ / doing here? What's that weird ___ \_\ `: / machine? Did I build that? |)__) _| . _| ` OO \__\__| _ |_| (( \ / /| _: | bb \\_\/____))__\ _ oo I'm getting out of here! ___ -' , That machine doesn't |)__) __ OO look very safe... \__\_ --)\ (( \ / ______ b b ___ _______________________ \\_ you must destroy those who have opposed you \___OO nerd boy '--))| __ bb _____________________________________________________________ VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE! See? THE WORLD SHALL SUFFER! He's fine! ___ ___ , ` | ,,|LAB| OO ..~ | ..| | -||- -<<. |.||| o| jg___________ bb _____ ___ || _|_|||___| ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020324_ep225.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 225 (Mar. 24, 2002) Are you OK? Of course not. I'm `,,, , shocked, to say '.. OO the very least. .||. )) ______ || _______ dd _______ I can understand your More like shock. My family isn't "really freaky". what you'd call `,,, , "normal"... '.. OO || )) ______ || _______ dd _______ Most people take a I can't while to accept my blame 'em. relations... `,,, , '.. OO .||. )) ______ || _______ dd _______ Yeah, I had a xtian You have a total lamer for friend who totally a brother, and you keep going freaked out when he on about your dad! Do you have met my dad, ol' `,,, , some kind of obsession?! Beelzebub... '.. OO .||. -||- jg______ || _______ dd _______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020924_ep282.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 282 (Sep. 24, 2002) ____________________________________ Um, hi. | ` __ | __ '.. | (|~~ .||. | o (|PP _______ || | || | | I was wondering ______________ I'm busy. If you're asking me if you'd like | out, just press that button. to go out ` __ | __ , sometime.. '.. | (|.. .||. | o -|PP _______ || | || | | _______________________________________ | __ *bleep* __ '.. *No!* (|~~ .//-o (|PP _______ _____________________ || _____________ || | |________________ ____________ Hello.. | The button. __ __ ___ ,,, `___ | __ , ..' '-- (.. .. -- ()..) | (|.. )) ( ) .||. || .\\. || | o (|PP ______ jg_ /| _____ || _ || _ LL _( \_ ____ |\ ___| || | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020210_ep188.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 188 (Feb. 10, 2002) 3002 a.d. | 2002 a.d. ______ | / .--. \ With this, I can control my | ( ( `- ) ) time machine back in 2002 | ) `--' ( Let me out of and send us back there! | | .--. | , here! Hello? `OO / ..~ | || || .. Hmm... .||o .<<. | )| o|( A switch? bb || | /_|____|_\ | | ______ Then I can fix the time machine |It opened the .--. \ so that it sends the stuff | door! I'm ( `- ) ) -in- it instead of the stuff | finally free!`--' ( -around- it through time. | . ` ,,, . | Here goes... `OO / --~ *yawn*| | ..' || .||o '<<. | |o -\\ |( bb || | |____|/| |_\ | `- *bzzschweeeeee* *gzoiii* *wywywy...* -. | It worked! ______ | I wonder / .--. \ Who cares? | where Fan ( ( `- ) ) Let's have Huh? | Boy is? ) `--' ( ice cream. `,,, | , .--. .--. | ` oo' | OO / | | || ~.. -\\ | .||o |o | |( >> jg /| | bb |____| |_\ |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020215_ep193.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 193 (Feb. 15, 2002) So, Fan Boy, what do ,,, __ you think about `OO '.. ..# clockless chips? (( || .|(. ___ b b ____ |\ ________________ || ___ Linda?! Hi.. , `,,, __ , OO 'oo ..# -||- .||. '|(. ____ bb ___ || ______________ || ___ How come -you- know Linda?! , `,,, __ OO oo' ..# .((- -||. .|(. ____ bb __ || _______________ || ___ I was her boyfrien- , `,,, __ OO ..' ..# .||. .||. .|(. ____ bb __ || _______________ || ___ * ,,, __ OO 'oo ..#' (( .||. .|(. jg____ bb __ || _______________ || ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020330_ep231.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 231 (Mar. 30, 2002) You know what I love ,,, , most about this '.. ~== ~.. OO Easter thing? .||. .]]. .>>. .||. || || || dd Eggs? No. Not the stupid ,,, ` , eggs. Bleh. '.. ~== ~.. OO .||. .]]. .>>. .||. || || || dd Robots? What? What ,,, ` , robots? '.. ~== ~.. OO .||. .]]. .>>. .||. || || || dd That Jesus Christ Uh.. No. Superstar is `,,, , Eww. on TV all day? '.. ~== ~.. OO .||. .]]. .>>. .||. || || || dd Great, now you ,,, , made me forget '.. ~== ~.. OO completely. .||. .]]. .>>. (( jg || || || b b File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020322_ep223.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 223 (Mar. 22, 2002) gnrk! What? /_________________________ ` `,,, | _ _ OO ..' | |_|_| \\ .||. | |_|_| ______ bb ______ || ____ | __________________ Oh, I just realised that you called Warez Dude "bro", and how awful it would be if you ,,, two were really brothers! `OO ..' Imagine the horrid shame! .||. .||. bb || We are. `,,, OO ..' .||. .||. ____________________ bb _____ || ____________________ Of course. What else, after my silly diatribe? ` ,,, OO ..' )) .||. jg___________ d d _____ || __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020721_ep254.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 254 (Jul. 21, 2002) ,,, Tee hee! '.. OO `~^^ || (( >> ____ |\ ___________ bb ________________ |\ _______ Another experiment Yeah. And as always, Mandy was gone bad? `,,, , there to add insult to '.. OO injury. I -hate- that! .||. -||- ____ || ______ dd ________________ If it bothers you that much, talk to her. `,,, Explain how you '.. OO feel and all. .||. .||. ____ || ______ dd ____ ,,, '.. OO .||. .||. ____ || ______ dd ____ OK you lost me. ,,, , '.. OO .||. || jg_______________ || ______ dd __________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020108_ep159.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 159 (Jan. 8, 2002) GUEST ARTIST WEEK ----------------- ___.-==============================-.___ _( )_ __( )__ ( Mandy ) Thinking about ( NerdBoy ) (___) (___) '-==============================-' Merry Christmas from Mandy .-. ____________ (oo)`__________ ( New graphics((+) New sound ) '-''-''-''-'(_:__)''-''-''-' * * * * * * * She Knows! She always knew. _ `O |_) |_(-_[__] ______ | |Z| \ ____________________ ===================================================================== tinker tinkeR ( yank ) tinkER ( jerk ) tinKER tiNKER ( push ) tINKER ( pull ) TINKER ...... sigh _ O` |_) _[_,\ ____________| | | |(\ [ ___________ ===============.* INSTALLED *.======================================= Start - zzzzzzzzz - beep - new hardware detected - proceed - yes _ O |_)_ |_ |-_[__] ______ | |L| \ ____________________ ===================================================================== Notice that NerdBoy is as close to the monitor as he can be. For some reason its human nature to get as close as possible to potential danger. Much like sticking your face in the windshield of the car and watching it smack the pole. ___.-==============================-.___ __( )__ _( )_ ( NerdBoy ) Thinking about ( Mandy ) (___) (___) '-==============================-' .----------, ( Mandy, ( \ \ ( E-mail ( \ \ ( Send ( `----------` `. _ `O |_) |_(-_[__] ______ | |Z| \ ____________________ NerdBoy is attempting to reach Mandy. Thanking her for the precious gifts. Realizing that it is 31 December 2001 asking for her time. .----------, ( E-mail ( \ returned \ ( NO ( \ SUCH \ ( ADDRESS ( `----------` `. _ `O |_) |_(-_[__] ______ | |Z| \ ____________________ ===================================================================== Where could she be ? * . * * . * * . * . * . * . * . * . . * * * . . * . * . /\ / -\ /= * \ =============================================================LGB===== Maybe next year. -.( o) .- File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021022_ep294.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 294 (Oct. 22, 2002) Sometimes I just hate Hey Mandy! Listen to having long hair. this, it's hilarious. ` , ~.. OO >> )) ___ |\ _______________ d d _______ It gets dirty so OK, so I was coding fast it's disgusting. this small .NET app... ` , ~.. OO .>>. .||. ___________ || ____ dd ___________ I wonder why I even So I was staring Hey guys, we should bother cleaning it. at some C# code.. get a Gamecube. ` , `,,, ~'' OO ..' `>>. .||> || ______ || ____ dd ______________________________ /| ___ Hello?! We're having Really! a conversation here! The audacity! ` , ,,, ~.. OO oo' ->>- .||. || jg_________________ || ____ bb ________________ || _____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021126_ep309.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 309 (Nov. 26, 2002) Yes, I got a Compaq. Let's look at all the I'm weak I guess. integrated hardware! `,,, , _ '.. OO |_) || (( [__] ___________ |\ _____ b b ___________________ | | But.. I won't break `,,, , anything. '.. OO __ .||. ||[__] _ _______________________ || ___ bb| | |_) __ __ __ ! ([_) _([_)_ ([_) ,,, /\__/_, |\ _/| /\__/_, oo' O__/ `;----' " |( " `;----' -//- /[__] _ | \ *stomp* | \ *march* | \ *stomp* // b| | |_) *Your warranty is now void!* *Step away from the computer!* __ / __ _([_)_ __ ,,, ([_)__, (\ _/-- ([_)__, oo' \@@/ __/ <;--"-' '|| <;--"-' || || [__] _ jg _| > || _| > || dd | | |_) File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020327_ep228.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 228 (Mar. 27, 2002) Do you -really- want Me crush dwarfie! to crush this poor __ , dwarf? Think about it. _--\ (__) `OO \__/\ (\_oo .||. |_|| __ \bb ______________________ bb ________ d d(\ ___ Why not be the bigger None taken. man and walk away? Oh, __ , Crush dwarfie! uh, no pun intended... _--\ (__) `OO \__/\ (\_oo .||. |_|| __ \bb ______________________ bb ________ d d(\ ___ You're a WHAT DID YOU bit daft, __ , SAY..?! aren't you? _oo\ (__) `OO __\__/\ (\_oo || '`|_|| __ \bb ______________________ bb ________ d d(\ ___ Crush __ dwarfie! _--\ (__) `OO/ \__/\ (\_-- .|| |_|| jg______ \bb ______________________ bb ________ d d(\ ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020804_ep260.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 260 (Aug. 4, 2002) Me from the future! You must know something about _ Mandy's kidnapping! ` ,,, ".O OO ..' .(( -||. .||. _ |b b _____________________________ dd ____ || _______ Indeed. I've spent my Woah.. -There's- a future life travelling time to look forward to. trying to thwart ` _ `,,, the kidnapping. ".O OO ..' .(( || .||. ________ | bb ____________ dd ____ || ____ Time travel will -not- I won't! Let's work! Heed my warning! go, Fan Boy! Don't throw your ` _ ` ,,, life away! ".O OO/ ..' .((- .|| .||. ________ | bb ____________ bb ____ || ____ *Mission* Did you notice they *Accomplished* shut down the Ragnarok _ , beta servers? `,,, \| '.. _ (( || jg_____________ ".O bb __________________________________________ |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020213_ep191.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 191 (Feb. 13, 2002) Ohayo! ? , ,,, ~== ..' ]] || |\ /| Oh no, not you again. ,,, , '.. --~ || .<<. |\ || Aah, Nerd Boy! You're the Did you know that a member only one here that I can class can inherit the class really communicate with! of which it's a member? It `,,, _ , looks kinda weird... '.. (_| O || [__]_.)_| ________ |\ _______ | |d| | __________ OK, forget what I You mean you were just said... saying something? `,,, _ , '-- (_| O .||. [__]_.)_| jg ______________ || _____ | |d| | ________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020714_ep251.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 251 (Jul. 14, 2002) I will DESTROY you! ,,, `OO \/ ..' /||-/\-|| _____ /_bb __ || _____________________ __ . o o`- // 'w, ` s \ -((-\ \h | ,'' \ ? ``` OO / /||-/ ________ /_bb ______________ OO `` *SLICE!* ,,, '.. / | .||-/\\- T _______ || /_bb ____ Hey! What are you Er.. Just... -tweaking- the, erm, doing at my computer? cuts in our Star Wars fan film... ` `,,, _ OO '. |_) .||- |_(._[__] jg__________ bb ________________ | |\| | ______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020228_ep206.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 206 (Feb. 28, 2002) Abandoned by my friends... What should I do? Oh yeah, wallow in , self-pity of course. OO || _____ bb _________ Oh woe is me. `OO __(( ___ ___| bb |___ Well, that was boring. I'll just go play the C&C: Renegade demo now. `OO ________ .||. ___| |___ bb ___ ) ( * Or not. _ / , (_| - * OO [__]_ _| || jg__________________ | | | | _____ dd ______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020929_ep284.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 284 (Sep. 29, 2002) _ *click* O |_) |_(._[__] _________________________ | |b| | __________________ Hmm. ` _ O |_) |_\ _[__] __________________ | |b| | ______________ *clackety* _ *click* O |_) |_(._[__] __________ | |b| | _________ Do you realize that you have a space ship we're not flying around in? `,,, _ '.. O |_) .||. |_(._[__] __ || ________________________ | |b| | _________________________ _ |_) _ _[__] jg __|_ | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020111_ep162.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 162 (Jan. 11, 2002) GUEST ARTIST WEEK ----------------- It's 4 O'clock in the I woke up and went to get a drink morning! Why are you of water and decided to check my sitting at your computer? email on the way back to bed. / / _ ~.. (_| O .>>. [__]_ )_| ____ || __________________________ | |d| | ______________________ You need to seriously reconsider your relationship LOL. I don't have a problem. with your computer! / / _ ~.. (_| O .>>. [__]_ )_| ___________ || ___________________ | |d| | ______________________ Well for a start normal I don't think that's a serious people laugh, they don't problem. None of my close friends say "LOL". have ever suggested I have a problem. \ _ / ~.. (_| O .>>. [__]_ )_| ____________________________ || __ | |d| | ______________________ Which close friends? KK, Vapid, Redan.. \ _ / ..~ (_| O .<<. [__]_ )_| ___________________ || ___________ | |d| | ______________________ ..and are these people I don't know, I've never.... male of female? ah, I get your point. / _ / ..~ (_| O .<<. [__]_ )_| _______ || _______________________ | |d| | ___________________dp_ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020207_ep185.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 185 (Feb. 7, 2002) We've locked Fan Boy ______ in your time machine. / .--. \ Are you gonna test ( ( `- ) ) it or will I die OK, here ) `--' ( Hey! What's going of boredom first? goes.. | .--. | , on out there!? `~.. `OO || || .>>. //-,)| o|( ______ || _________bb /_|____|_\ ____________ ______ *bzzschweeeeee* *gzoiii* ` / .--. \ ' - ( ( `- ) ) - < ) `--' ( > Cool. > | .--. | < *wywywy...* `~.. OO < || || > .>>. .||. - )| o|( - || bb , /_|____|_\ . _______________________________________________________________________ 3002 A.D. ___ _ | 2002 A.D. __ /_||) - | \ \__ *zweee*| I.. -think- I \/ / ______ | ______ made a mistake. / /\ |[][][]| | / .--. \ ~.. `OO / /\ \___|[][][]| | ( ( `- ) ) .>>. .||. \ \/ .---|[][][]| | ) `--' ( Hello? ____ || _ bb _ \/ / |[][][]| | | .--. | , | / /\____|[][][]| | || || | / /\| |[][][]| | )| o|( | \ \/| |[][][]| | jg /_|____|_\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020922_ep281.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 281 (Sep. 22, 2002) ___ Nerd Girl! We are |=_/ Dork Girl, actually. no longer separated! | \ ` ,,, `OO | `. _ OO~ -- -||- | `--') .<<. // ____________ bb _______ | .-' _______ || _____ _/ )_ ___ Let's run through |=_/ Um.. the hologram and | \ , ,,, hug! Oh, the `@@ | \ OO~ -- symbolism! -||- | `._ .<<. \\ _________ bb _______ | _.' ________ || ________ \> ___ *boff* |=_/ _ ` | `-._)`. ! ,,, _ ____ O#| )_, OO~ -- __ --_ q// | / .<<. \\ ________________ b | _,-'______ || ___________ >\_ Oh, I'm Sorry. I Failed To Mention That This Is Not A Hologram Of Me. ` ___ |=_/ H4 H4. | `. _ \ ,,, | \ \`. OO~ -- qq | `-' ) << -// jg_______________ // _____ | _,'_______ || _____ _/ )_ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021219_ep319.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 319 (Dec. 19, 2002) What's wrong ? with me? `OO ..~ -||- << _____ db _____________________ /| _____ Do these shoes clash Yes. with this attire? `OO `..~ .)). .<<. ________ d b ______________ || _____ Am I just Oh yeah. boring? `OO `..~ .||. .<<. ___________ db _______________ || _____ I can't figure Whatever. it out! `OO `~-- -))- >> ___________ d d ______________________ |\ __________ MEANWHILE, IN ALTERNATE DIMENSION... They should make a hair conditioner and Whatever. call it Pavlov. `~OO `-- .>>. (( jg__________________ || ________________ b b _________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021203_ep312.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 312 (Dec. 3, 2002) _|_ Hey Fan Boy! You're stupid, and /___\ ,,, , I've been meaning to ask: '.. OO Is ignorance really bliss? _________ _| .||. )) _ | | | | _________ || ________ d d _______________________ Well, on one hand, one Uh huh. doesn't have a care `,,, , in the world... '.. OO -||. .||. ________ || _____ dd _____ ...on the other, it might be frustrating at times... `,,, '.. OO -||- .||. ___________ || _____ dd ________ In short: I don't know! `,,, * '.. Oo -||- )) jg || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020106_ep157.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 157 (Jan. 6, 2002) GUEST ARTIST WEEK ----------------- a portal? where does it lead? . ` ' OO : .||. | ______________ bb ____|____________________ hey this is wrong, this is 3D... ' i can only move in two dimensions! ' ' , . | OO _: |_.||._______________ | / bb /|_ ___|/___________________ // /|_ |_ // /|______________ |_ // |_______________ ____ LET ME OUT! /|_ ` ___ // /|_ OO |_ // /|______.||.____ |_ // bb EXIT |_______________ ' ' . : ' ____ | | /|_ * |______| ___ // /|_ OO / /| |_ // /|_______________________.((.___/ /_|________ |_ // bb |_________________________________________________ EXIT ' ' . : ' okay, stay calm, there has to be a way. |______| , / / OO ____/ /__.||.______________ bb /\ ________________________________/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \________________ \ / \/_______________ ___ wheeee /\ , this place isn't so bad ___/ OO after all. i wanna stay here \.\\' , \ bb\ OO \ \____________ _____.||._____________ \ / bb \/___________ ______________________ d'oh! ' , ' OO [ EXIT > ' | ____________.||.____________||_______________: | bb | /| _________________________________ ______|/ | / / | | / /| | | / / | | | / /__|______|__|_________________ / /_____________________________________ | lf | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021003_ep286.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 286 (Oct. 3, 2002) This is the worst LAN party ever. We're not playing any cool games! _ _ `,, O |_) (_| .' |_( _[__]._ _.[__]_ )_| _____ | |b| | `---' | |/| | ___ Uhh.. I only have RPGs, This is the worst point-n-click adventures LAN party ever. and stuff. No multiplayer_ _ `,, games at all... `O |_) (_| .' |_(._[__]._ _.[__]_ )_| __ | |b| | `---' | |/| | _____ * _ _ ,, O |_) (_| .' |_( _[__]._ _.[__]_.)_| ________________ | |b| | `---' | |/| | _____________ We -could- play on the actual -That- wouldn't be NES by the TV instead of a LAN party! emulating it. ` _ _ `,, O |_) *bloop* (_| .' ,----- |_(._[__]._*bip*_.[__]_.)_| |`-.__ jg___________________________ | |b| | `---' | |/| | _______| | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021029_ep297.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 297 (Oct. 29, 2002) I read that you're a Gen X:er Then Nerd Boy must be if AIDS was around before at least Generation Z. you got sexually active. ,,, ` `OO ..' ..~ (( .||. << ___ b b __________________ || _________________ /| ________ Why? Because AIDS will be ` -cured- once he's ,,, , sexually active. OO '.. ..~ .||. .||. .<<. _________ bb _____________ || _________ || ________ Hee hee! That was hilarious! `,,, OO '~~ ~^^ || .||- >> _______ bb _____________ || _________________________ |\ It wasn't hilarious, Yeah, where does she get it was just mean! off, saying things like that?! ` `,,, OO '-- -||- .||- jg______________ bb _____________ || ___________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021017_ep292.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 292 (Oct. 17, 2002) It's snowing. Well, there goes _____ ` the neighbourhood. | | | ,,, ` _ |--+--| .'' O |_) |__|__|.||. |_(._[__] || | |b| | Pop quiz: What do you Lessee, it's cold, it shines and hate most about snow? hurts my eyes, it melts and then `,,, , _ freezes into ice... '.. O |_) .||. |_(._[__] _______ |\ ____ | |b| | _____ Hate That it's hard to walk in. Give me -the most-. asphalt any day. How about you? `,,, , _ '.. O |_) .||. |_(._[__] ____________ || ___ | |b| | ___________ That it only comes Sir, I will kill in the winter... you where you stand! `,,, , _ ..' OO |_) .||. _ -||._[__] jg_______________________ || __|_ dd | | ___________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020623_ep242.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 242 (Jun. 23, 2002) Hey, Mandy. Have Nope. He's been a total you seen Nerd Boy? recluse for months now. `,,, , _ '.. ~. |_) || |_>._[__] __ |\ _________ | |\| | _______ You live just down the You got it, hall from him and you Fan Boy! haven't seen him `,,, , _ at all in months? '.. ~. |_) .||. |_>._[__] ________ || ___ | |\| | _______ It hasn't occured to you Are you kidding? With him not that something might be hogging the computer, I can play wrong? Aren't you `,,, , __ MUDs all day long. even the least bit '.. ~.. |)_) concerned about him? .||. |_>>_[_]_] ____ || _ | |\| | | ___ But.. That's -his- ..and therefore..? computer..! `,,, , __ '.. ~.. |)_) -||- |_>>_[_]_] jg______ || _ | |\| | | ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020218_ep196.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 196 (Feb. 18, 2002) I'm in! Now to copy the Hey! Are you guys going files before Cryptic to acknowledge my existence discovers the breach! or just hack computers?! ,,, _ ` __ , '.. (_| O ..# .||. [__]_.)_| .|(. || | |d| | || Well? ,,, _ __ , '.. (_| O ..# .||. [__]_.)_| .|(. || | |d| | || Hello?! I'm sorry. You're right. Nerd Boy? This is getting out of hand. `,,, _ , __ '.. (_| O ..# .||. [__]_.)_| .|(. || | |d| | || Linda, could you please leave? We require utmost concentration. ,,, _ , __ '.. (_| O --# .||. [__]_.)_| .|(. jg || | |d| | || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020122_ep173.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 173 (Jan. 22, 2002) What're you Yep, found a cool doing? Reading? on-line manga. `,,, _ , '.. (_| O .||. [__]_.)_| || | |d| | *bloooop* __ What the.. ,,, _ .' \ , featuring '.. (_|__ ) O Unicorn Jelly .||. [__]_`.' /_| || __ | | ___ d| | ___________________________ _ _ ( ' ) \_/ I think it _ _ _ likes you! ( ) /| ( ' ) AAAUGH! `,,, _ \\ _.----./ | \_/ , '.. (_| *jiri* \`' \ \OO .||' [__]_ *jiri* / | | \ q//- jg_____ || __ | | _________ | | ________________ b ___ `--.______.--' File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021208_ep314.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 314 (Dec. 8, 2002) Hey, Nerd Boy, Why do what's your IQ? you ask? `,,, , '.. OO || .||. |\ dd Well, I just took an IQ test, and I thought we might compare. `,,, '.. OO -||. || _____________________ || __________ dd ___________________________ THE NEXT AFTERNOON... Hear that? He stopped laughing! | Just catching | his breath. Oh. | ` `,,, ,--. ,--- ..~ '-- . | \ \ |`-._<< ___(( __`-. +-+-+ jg_________________________ |__|__\\____\\___|| __ | | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020223_ep201.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 201 (Feb. 23, 2002) it's four o' clock in the morning my eyeballs are itching stop bothering me ..Nerd Boy? tomorrow ok? (this poem brought to you by Tired Minds Inc.) Totally sucks.. `OO || bb . _ shut up | |_| _| _| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021024_ep295.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 295 (Oct. 24, 2002) Ask me what I've invented! No. ` , OO ..~ .||. .<<. __ bb _________ || __ o < :|: > It's a weather control system /%%|%%\ that uses an array of lasers I said NO. _ \--+--/ _ and microwaves! ` , \\_) | (_// OO --~ / = - - = \ -)) .<<. / - - - - - \ ________________ d d _________ || __ o < :|: > It'll revolutionize the /%%|%%\ weather industry! _ \--+--/ _ ` \\_) | (_// OO ..~ / = - - = \ -\\- .<<. / - - - - - \ _______________ dd _____________ /( o < :|: > So, what do /%%|%%\ you.. Mandy? _ \--+--/ _ ` *meep?* \\_) | (_// OO ==~ / = - - = \ || .[[. jg_____ / - - - - - \ _______________ bb ___________ || __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021128_ep310.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 310 (Nov. 28, 2002) Hey, what if you were just a Oh yeah?! Well, what if -you- figment of my imagination? were a figment of -mine-! `,,, , '.. OO || -\\. __ |\ _________ dd ________________________ Huh? Who are you ,,, talking to? `,,, '.. OO ..' .||. || || || bb /| You.. Uh? ` ,,, OO ..' -||. .||. _______________________ dd _________ || __ That means -you're- a figment of -my- imagination! I WIN! ?! ` ,,, @@ oo' .//- .||. jg_____________________________________ bb _________ || ____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020124_ep175.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 175 (Jan. 24, 2002) I'm bored. Let's Like playing a do something. role-playing game? `,,, , '.. OO .||. .||. ___ || ___ dd ____ Live action? Eh, OK. I like LARP. Whatever. `,,, , '.. OO .||. .||. ___ || ___ dd ____ I have some cloaks and props and stuff. `,,, OO '.. .||. .||. __________ bb ____ |\ ___ Now what? -I- don't know! `__ __, (OO Y ..) /||-| ?||\ jg__ /_|b | ___ ||_\ __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020220_ep198.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 198 (Feb. 20, 2002) There, I hacked Cryptic's But.. Linda, these servers and stole the alpha files are encrypted! version of City of Heroes. ` __ _ , ,,, NOW can I tell you about my #.. (_| O ..' mysterious disappearence?! .)|. [__]_.)_| .||. _____ || ___ | |d| | _____ || ____ Oh geez... Well, scoot over and I'll crack them. By all means. ` __ _ , ,,, #-- (_| O ..' .)|. [__]_ )_| .||. ____ |\ _ | | d| | ____ || ____ LATER... You know, I wonder where Yeah.. Where did she disappear to? Linda was all that time. Why haven't she told us already; it's .--. `,,, , not as if she hadn't had any time, / / | ,- ..' - OO ---. she's been here for weeks now! +-+-+ .-'__ || ___ )).-'| Actually.. Let's go ask her. | | | ||___//_____dd_|__| Hey.. Shh, I need utmost concentration Linda. here..! I'm -this close- to `,,, _ _ , cracking these files! OO '.. (_| .# (( || [__]_.\_| jg___ b b __ |\ _______________ | |/| | ________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020908_ep275.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 275 (Sep. 8, 2002) MEANWHILE, IN THAT OTHER DIMENSION... / ? _ _ -- ~O |_) - || |_>._[__] `. _____ dd _____________________ | |\| | ________ *click* / _ *clickety* ,' -- ~O |_) _ )) |_>._[__] \ ___ d d __________________________ | |\| | ___________ *clack* .' _ - -- ~O |_) - || |_>._[__] `. _ dd _____________________________ | |\| | ______________ Is this wall supposed to glow eerily like this? TAKE COVER! /_ , , _ _ -- OO~ |_) - -|| _ -<<-_[__] \ jg__ bb _______________________ __|_ || | | __________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020711_ep250.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 250 (Jul. 11, 2002) Nerd Boy? ,,, `~.. '.. >> || ____________ |\ ___ |\ ________________________ ________________________________ ___________________ qq -||- OO He was here Woah. `Hey there! I kinda got inspired a minute ago... `,,, by Betty Bad and made antigrav `~.. '`` boots. Aren't they cool?! .>>. .||. _______________ || __ || _____________________ _______________________________ ____________________ qq -||- OO ,,, `What's up? Why are ~`` '`` you staring? .>>. .||. ________________ || __ || _______________________ _______________________________ ____________________ qq -))- We're waiting oo to see when you run ,,, * out of batteries. `~`` '`` .>>. .||. jg____________________ || __ || _______________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021222_ep320.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 320 (Dec. 22, 2002) Yay! I can't wait till That was yesterday, Christmas Eve and the you missed it. opening of presents! , ,--. `OO ,------- ~.. --. | \ \ (( |`-.____ .>>. __`-. +-+-+ __________ b b __________ |__|_____ \\ ____|| | | | Just kidding. Cut it out, quit staring. ` ,--. Oo ,------ ..~ --. | \ \ || |`-.____ <<. ___`-. +-+-+ ___________ bb _______ |__|_____ \\ ____|| | | | Quit it! , ,--. Oo ,------ oo~ ---. | \ \ || |`-.__ -<<- ____`-. +-+-+ __________________ bb ________|__|___ || ______|| | | | Nice Nerd Boy Made it myself. shaped lamp. `,,, __ ` ,--. '.. /__\ ,------- ~.. --. | \ \ || || |`-.____ .>>. __`-. +-+-+ _____________ |\ ____ bb ________|__|______\\_____|| jg| | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020314_ep220.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 220 (Mar. 14, 2002) __ / \ Wait, Linda met an / _/ alien? Aren't you Yeah? /o / looking for your ` > /\__ girlfriend?! |/\ \ ` ,,, /\| \ \ OO '.. /\\\| | .||. .||. //\`-' | __ bb _____ || _________ /^| \__/____ __ / \ / _/ /o / | /\__ |/\ \ ,,, /\| \ \ OO '.. /\\\| | .||. .||. //\`-' | __ bb _____ || _________ /^| \__/____ __ / \ / _/ /o / Am I going too fast Yes, | /\__ for you? Should I please. |/\ \ draw you a diagram? `,,, /\| \ \ `OO ..' /\\\| | .||. .||. //\`-' | jg____ bb _____ || _________ /^| \__/____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020405_ep237.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 237 (Apr. 5, 2002) AT THE UNIVERSITY... ______________ ____________________|We're hiring! | | __ | We're cool! || OO | _ ..' | Work for us,|| (( | _(%)__.||.__ |____you fool!_|| b b |_____ | | ________|_______| I see you have candy in that No no, we pay bowl. Does that mean you pay people money.______________ your wages in candy or what? ___________ , ___|We're hiring! | | ` __ | We're cool! || | OO _ ..' | Work for us,|| | || _(%)__.||.__ |____you fool!_|| |_ bb | | ________|_______| I have to buy the candy ______________ myself? Too much work. _____________ ? ____|We're hiring! | ` | __ | We're cool! || OO | _ ..' | Work for us,|| )) | _(%)__.||.__ |____you fool!_|| d d jg|_____ | | ________|_______| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020305_ep211.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 211 (Mar. 5, 2002) Cold outside. ____ Huh. ` ,,, | | , |_ ..' | | OO | (: ) | o| .||. _|_ d d |____| dd That's weird. You treat your ____ clothes like a stack; you always | | ,,, , put them on in a certain |. | | '.. OO order and then take them || | o| || .||. off in the reverse order. _|_dd |____| |\ dd That's Well, yeah. I bet you even do ____ weird? that with your underwear; put | | `,,, , it on first and take it |. | | '.. OO off last. Well do ya? || | o| .||. .||. _|_dd |____| || dd Well, of Pfft. Well, ____ course! -I- don't. | | `,,, ` |. | | '.. OO || | o| .||. (( _|_dd jg|____| || b b File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020813_ep264.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 264 (Aug. 13, 2002) Just sitting around?! I know, I'm not a *Hovercraft Mandy was kidnapped! complete idiot. rebuilt.* `,,, , _ , *meep* '.. O |_) ==~ || |_(._[__] .[[. _______ |\ _______ | |b| | __________________ || ____ "Not a complete Now we can finally use the idiot"? Hehehe... hovercraft to save Mandy and _ `,,, , then you might shut |_) '~~ OO up for a change. |_ _[__] || (( ________ | | | | ____ |\ __________ b b _________ ___________________________ _.--' _.--'\ _.-' _.-' \ .' .' \ .' .' \ / / \______________ / / / /_______/ / \ \ / ______________ \_______\_______________/ .'`._ It's Eh. I liked the \ ____ \ /`._ `---.______ massive! old one better. \ \___\ \ / `---.________ `,,, , \ \___\ \ \`._ 'oo OO \_\___\_\____________\ `---._________ -||- || `._ `._ __ || ___ bb _________________________________jg`---.___`---.________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020103_ep154.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 154 (Jan. 3, 2002) Great. What started out as a Yeah, seeing as your computer was hard drive failure became a , -fully blown- up. Heh heh. full blown catastrophe. ,,, `OO ..' || .||. _____ bb _____ || _____ ,,, OO ..' || .||. _______________ bb _____ || ______________________ ,,, OO oo' // .||. _ bb _ || _ I'll just go stand , over there, OK? ,,, OO oo' // .||- jg___________ bb __ /( ___________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020903_ep273.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 273 (Sep. 3, 2002) MEANWHILE, IN THE ALTERNATIVE DIMENSION... My computer picked up a fluxing DPF ` reading! ~OO -- >> ||-o ______ |\ ___________ bb _______________________________ Do you realize what Does it have something to this means?! ` , do with my pecs? ~OO -- ->>- o|| ____________ || ________ dd ___________________________ -Someone's- been using the interdimensional transporter... ` OO~ -- .<<. o|| _______________ || ________ dd _______________________ But who?! The suspense is WHO?! killing me. Really. ` , ~OO -- ->>- ((o jg__________________ || ___________ b b _____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020321_ep222.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 222 (Mar. 21, 2002) And thus, the best strategy in small areas is to attack Amazing. head on instead of gathering `,,, resources, apparently... `OO '.. (( || ___ b b ____ |\ ______ Yeah, the intricacies of Yeah, it's YO, F4N Etherlords is truly a way cool. D00D. work of art; and that's `,,, \ ,,, just in the demo! `OO '.. -- (( || .//. ___ b b ____ |\ ____________ _/( ___ You -know- that Hey, bro. IDIOT Warez Dude?! `,,, ,,, `OO '.. -- .||- || .//. ____ bb ____ |\ ____ _/( ___ What did you say? ,,, nothing `,,, -- `OO ..' .//. .||. .||. jg_____ (/ ________________ bb __ || _________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021006_ep287.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 287 (Oct. 6, 2002) Hey, did I tell GET A LIFE. you about the.. , `OO --~ (( << ___________ b b __________ /| __________________ No no. I figure that if Stupid. It doesn't I get a life, I'll just , work that way! die eventually. `OO --~ <||. .<<. _______________ bb _________ || ______________ Maybe so. But then , again, who knows? OO ..~ )) .<<. __ d d ___________________ || _______ oo~ << jg_________________________________ || ________________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020312_ep218.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 218 (Mar. 12, 2002) Why aren't you The novelty wore off. with the alien? He's kind of lame... ` `,,, .--. .-------- ~.. -. '.. | \ \ |`-.______ >> __`-.|| +-+-+ __ |__|_______\\ ___|||| __ | | | ___ __ / \ \_ \ What on Earth are \ o\ , you doing? __/\ < / /\| I'm programming, / / |/\ wise guy. _ | |///\ `O |_) | `-'/\\ |_(._[__] ___ \__/ |^\ _______________ | |b | | ______ __ / \ \_ \ Stellar. \ o\ , __/\ < / /\| / / |/\ *sigh* _ | |///\ O |_) | `-'/\\ |_( _[__] jg___ \__/ |^\ _______________ | |b | | ______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021107_ep301.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 301 (Nov. 7, 2002) Hey handsome! Let's ___ do something! Like what? [BUS] `__ ___ , .. | __ (|~~ (..() .||. | ) \_ (|PP. .||. _______________ || _|____ `) / \ || \ _____ || _____________________.' _____________________ Let's have a big That's probably not | ________ __ party at your place! a very good idea. | |_$.. _..| ___ | Big party! `__ ___ , | |\((__\||| |[_]| |__ _______ (|~~ ()..) D __ | | ) \______\_ (|PP .||. __ |___// \\___|___|____ `) / \ / \ ___ |\ ___ |\ ________________.' \__/ ___ Why not? i uh live with [BUS] `__ ___ , my p parents | _______ (|.. (),,) | ) \______\_ (|PP. || ____________________|____ `) / \ / \ ________ || ___ || ___________.' Eww.. What are you, Well, I do have a some kinda freak?! hammer for a head. `__ ___ , (|-- (..() (|PP- || jg____________________ || ___ || _____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020117_ep168.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 168 (Jan. 17, 2002) ___ @| \\ Stand aside! Wait. Let me get this \_|| ` __ , straight. You're :)) ___|oo OO a superhero? _:_ <\/> || |`|\.|./|'| _______ || ________ dd ___________________ | | | | | ____ ___ Yes! I fight virii But.. Why don't you @| \\ with all my might! let -me-.. uh, I mean \_|| ` __ , SuperNerd, take :)) ___|oo OO care of this? _:_ <\/> .||- |`|\.|./|'| _______ || ________ dd ___________________ | | | | | ____ SuperNerd? Hah hah! WHAT? This is your ___ He would be no match arch-nemesis?! -I- @| \\ for my arch-nemesis! want an arch-nemesis! \_|| ` __ , :)) ___|oo OO _:_ <\/> -||- |`|\.|./|'| jg_______ || ________ dd ___________________ | | | | | ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020905_ep274.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 274 (Sep. 5, 2002) *They are readying Fan Boy! Way ahead of you. I've their ion disruptors!* Shields! seen Star Trek too. , *meep!* ___ , `,,, ___ ~== /\ OO '.. ____ | \ .[[ \ \_||_ ||./ | |____| || ____________ \__\bb\ _______________ |||_____| ________ x------------------x------------------x------------------x |''''''''. |''''''''. <> |''''''''. |/ | |_______ : |_______ : |_______ : - | |___ \_\ : |___ \_\ : |___ \_\ : \ | |---`---' : |---`---' : |---`---' : | x------------------x------------------x------------------x *Our shields are holding.* Good. Now.. , ___ , ,,, ___ ==~ /\ OO ..' ____ | \ .[[. \ \_||_ .||. / | |____| || \__\bb\ || |_____| BUT SUDDENLY, THE INTERACTION BETWEEN THE SHIELDS AND THE ION DISRUPTOR PROJECTILE CAUSED A RIFT IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM! -._ . ___ Was that supposed .--.\_/ . This Is Not / \ to happen..? ' .--x--' A Good Thing. / \ ` _______ / .'\`--' ` / \ _/___ \_\ ( `._ /_________\ '-----`---' \ , \_________/ jg D00D. *No* *Sir* File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020226_ep204.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 204 (Feb. 26, 2002) I'm apparently all alone here. Everyone's gone. `OO (( __ b b _____________ The place seems... ...empty... `OO || _________________________________ bb ________________________________ Without any people around, I might go crazy and... I dunno, start , talking to myself or someth- OO )) _________ d d ______ * OO )) jg___________ dd _____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020820_ep267.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 267 (Aug. 20, 2002) Why are we so many? It's a heroic rescue, not a field trip! ,,, ,,, , '.. -- OO ==~ .||. \\ .||. .[[. ______ || _____ )\_ __ dd _______ || ____________ Actually, Linda Oh great! Why not the whole family? wants to come too. Hey, let's invite Santa Claus! __ `,,, ,,, , #.. '.. -- OO ==~ )| -||. .\\. -||- .[[. _ |\ _____ || ___ _/ > __ dd _______ || _______________ What? Well, it ought to get lonely ` on the North Pole in summer! __ ,,, ,,, , #.. '.. -- OO ==~ .)|. .||. .\\. `||> .[[. _ || __ || ___ _( \_ __ dd _______ || ___________________ Is he being OF COURSE Aw crap. sarcastic? I AM!! ` __ __ ` ,,, ,,, ` , ? /-.\ #.. ..' -- - @@ ~== .. * .)|. .||. .\\. -||- .]]. (" ) jg____ || __ || ___ _( \_ __ dd _______ || ____________________ || __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021229_ep323.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 323 (Dec. 29, 2002) You are a nice guy! Girls Hah! Says you, but you're would -love- you if `__ , biased! You know me! they got a chance to #.. OO get to know you! -)|- -||. ______________ || _____ dd ______________ Uh, -yeah-. That's the point I was `__ trying to make! #.. OO .)|. || _ || _____ dd _ I guess you're just Oh yeah?! Well, at too -stupid- to `__ , least -I-, you get a girlfriend. ..# @@ know... |( -\\. ____________ /| _____________ dd ______ ..can't come up with __ , a good comeback. #.. OO .)|. -\\. jg_______________ || ______________ dd ______________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020209_ep187.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 187 (Feb. 9, 2002) Well, apparently people speak -You're- the one who Japanese here in the future, built the stupid time so we can't communicate with , machine, remember? anyone. How do we get `OO ..~ back to our own time? __ .||. .<<. | | bb || Hmm.. We'll need something like a remote, to activate my time machine `OO ..~ back home... __ ))_ .<<. | dd | || It has to operate at a OK. subchronic frequency , to interact with `OO ..~ something in the __ ))_ .<<. past though... | dd | ______ || ____ _______________ |USED SUBCHRONIC| ____|REMOTE EMPORIUM| This is hopeless. I'll be | |`---------------' We're stuck here. right back. __| | __________ `OO `~.. /\\\\\ | | 50% OFF! | __ ))_ .>>. | ||| | |__________| jg_____ | dd | ________ |\ ____________ | ||| | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020112_ep163.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 163 (Jan. 12, 2002) GUEST ARTIST WEEK ----------------- ___ _ _ |_ _| |_( )___ * | || _|/(_-< * |___|\__| /__/... ,--. / ,-------- OO --. | \ \ |`-._____((_____`-. +-+-+ ________ |__|_____ bb ____|| | | | ____ *... Monty Python's...* ,--. / ,------- OO ---. | \ \ |`-._____||_____`-. +-+-+ ________ |__|_____ bb ____|| | | | ____ *...Flying Circus...* ,--. / ,------ --. | \ \ |`-._____||_____`-. +-+-+ ________ |__|_____ bb ____|| | | | ____ ` ; : , | : | | | : | . | . : . ; . , "--__ ___ And now for something , """""" ) completely different. . `. ,' , ( `. `. `. ..~ . `._;._;-' .<<. KaK_______ .____..----.._____,-" ________ || __________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020130_ep181.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 181 (Jan. 30, 2002) Hey, robot. I've been *As usual.* doing some thinking. , *meep* `OO ==~ (( .[[. ________ b b _____ || _______ Have you ever read *meep* any on-line comics? , `OO ==~ .||. .[[. ____ bb ____ || ____ Ever notice how a lot of *meep* them are influenced by the , Japanese culture? `OO ==~ .||. .[[. ____ bb ____ || ____ Well I think it's silly. Most comic authors haven't done *Hai, hai.. any research on the Japanese Sou desu ne.* culture; they just throw in , *meep* some Japanese phrases `OO ==~ to seem cool! .||. .[[. jg___ bb ____ || ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021008_ep288.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 288 (Oct. 8, 2002) So.. um.. I was Yeah? thinking that, er.. __ , maybe you.. `OO ..)) (( .|(. ________ bd _____ || ___________ Aaargh! I don't need this! I'll just build a thing to stop time, and then I can __ have anyone I want, `OO oo)) just walk up and.. -||- |( ____________ bb _____ || ________________ __ OO oo)) || |( ________________ bb _____ || _______________________ So, ever notice how Nik Kershaw's "Cloak and Dagger" is, like, the __ hackers' anthem? `OO --)) || |( jg___________________ bb _____ || _______________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021027_ep296.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 296 (Oct. 27, 2002) You know Snow? what I hate? `,,, `OO ..' (( .||. ___ b b _______________ || _______________ And also certain ,,, progress bars. `OO ..' .||. .||. _______ bb ________ || _______________ THOSE THAT REACH THE END ,,, BEFORE THE TASK `@@ oo' IS COMPLETED! -||- .||. bb || ,,, OO ..' || .||. ______________ bb ________ || _________________________ They should make a Yep. nutritional chocolate `,,, bar and call it `OO '.. "Progress Bar". (( || jg______________________________ b b _______ |\ __________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021224_ep321.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 321 (Dec. 24, 2002) ART DAY: SOME OF MY XMAS PRESENTS --------------------------------- ________ o o oo /_______/ Ear ring o o o |\ o o o \ ___o o o \ \_o_o_o_\ /`._;o o \|_______| | / o _ ;_ | Box of chocolate /`.`. `-' / // Bags of candy ( (( \ \\ _ `-'' (_)-. |/ --. ,-. Socks _____________ | _ `% - ,-. :_.' \ _________(')__ |\ -. / ; *pop*,--. o \ _____[]______) \ `./ |--| o \ (____________[] \ | | oo \ _______________ \ | | o \/__________________\ | | __ `--' (_( Powerpuff Girls boardgame Pringles ___ \\\\ .------------------. \\\\ _ ( MERRY CHRISTMAS! ) \\ \\ `------------------' ,,, *meep* Black chocolate \OO ~.. ..' ==~ ||. .>>. -||- .[]. jg db || || || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020105_ep156.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 156 (Jan. 5, 2002) Bummer your computer exploded, Nerd Boy. Shut up. `,,, , '.. OO .||. || ______ || ____ dd _______ Well well. I thought you wouldn't Like I told you, I have it survive without a computer. all figured out. I'll be fine. ` ,,, , ~.. ..' OO >> .||. || |\ _______________ || ____ dd Yeah, because Fan Boy here Sure. will hook me up! He's got , ,,, , a computer I can use. ..~ '.. OO << .||. .||. ___ /| __________________ || ____ dd ______________ What? I told YES SIREE! I'LL JUST GO you I don't h.. BORROW YOUR COMPUTER NOW! `,,, , I'LL BE FINE! '.. @@ .||. -||- jg ______ || ____ dd ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020825_ep269.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 269 (Aug. 25, 2002) WE JOIN OUR HEROES ON THE REBUILT HOVERCRAFT, ON A MISSION TO RESCUE MANDY.. AND IN THE CASE OF WAREZ DUDE, TO LEAN ON EXPENSIVE CONSOLES. _____________ I'll go see what the |__________|_ | others are up to. `,,, __ | ,,, | | '.. ..# | -- | | .||. .|(. /__,//,____/ | _______ || ____ || ___________________| _/< |__| ________ Bro, don't hit on 5UR3 TH1NG. ____|_ | my girlfriend. `,,, __ \ ,,, | | ..' ..# -- | | || .|(. /__,//,____/ | /| ________ || ___________________| _/< |__| _____ D1D 1 3V3R T3LL Y00 _|_ | __ ,,, / H0W H0T Y00 R? | | #.. -- ____ | | .)|. // -- /__________/ | _______________ || ___ _/( ___________| |__| Yes you did, and then _____________ I kicked you in the.. R111GHT. |__________|_ | ` __ \ ,,, | (o) __ | | #-- __ -- | ___ |__| | | .)|. `------ \\ /_/_//_..._/ | jg_________________________ || ___________ )\_ ___| |__| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020114_ep165.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 165 (Jan. 14, 2002) *click* ,,, _ '. |_) |_(._[__] | |\| | ,,, _ *click* '. |_) |_(._[__] | |\| | ,,, _ OO '. |_) (( |_(._[__] *click* b b | |\| | Any news about the Not yet. City of Heroes beta? ` ,,, _ *click* `OO '. |_) *click* .||. |_(._[__] bb | |\| | Well, keep refreshing On it. their front page. ` ,,, _ `OO *click* '. |_) )) |_(._[__]*click* jg d d | |\| | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020919_ep280.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 280 (Sep. 19, 2002) If you find the nerd No! Don't do it! Thank girl for me, I'll give ___ the Lorf I got here you the time machine. |=_/ in time to stop you! ` | \ ` ,,, OO | \ OO~ -- .||- | `.__ -<<- // _______________ bb _____ | / _____________ /| ___ _/< ______ Uhh.. Uh- There, I've Filled My Part Of The Deal. `___ |=_/ What?! | \ ` ,,, OO | \ OO~ -- || | `._)\ -<<- .//. ___________ bb _____ | .'________ || ___ _/ )_ ___ Great! The time |=_/ _ machine is right | `._.'/ _ ? ,,, this way... `OO | (_.') OO~ -- -)) | / .<<. .//. ________ d d ______ \ \ _________ || ___ _/ )_ ___ Heeeyy.. Wait |=_/' a minute! ` | \ ,,, OO | `. OO~ -- //- | `-') << .//. jg_____________ d b _____ | / ___________ || ___ _/ )_ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020308_ep214.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 214 (Mar. 8, 2002) __ / \ / _/ So... You're an Yep. /o / alien from outer ` > /\__ space, is that it? |/\ \ `,,, /\| \ \ OO '.. /\\\| | .||. .||. //\`-' | ____ bb ______ || _____________ /^| \__/ ____ __ / \ / _/ So, um... Did /o / you eat any | /\__ humans lately? |/\ \ `,,, /\| \ \ OO '.. /\\\| | .||. .||. //\`-' | _ bb ______ || _____________ /^| \__/ ____ __ / \ Hey, what kind of "It", huh? / _/ question is that? Well -thanks-. /- / Can't you see that ` > /\__ you're insulting it? |/\ \ ` ,,, /\| \ \ OO '.. /\\\| | .||. .||. //\`-' | jg______________________ bb ______ || _____________ /^| \__/ ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020815_ep265.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 265 (Aug. 15, 2002) Wait. The new hovercraft *eeeto... Yes, is huge. Where did we get about that...* ,,, the money to build it? , *meep* '.. `OO ==~ || || .[[. ____ |\ ______________ bb ___________ || ________________ We borrowed the From who? Y0. money. `,,, , \ ,,, '.. OO ==~ -- .||. || .[[. -//. ____ || ________ dd ___________ || __________ _/ )_ I know you hate him, 4ND N0W W3 C4N but he was our only S4V3 D4T M4NDY chance! `,,, B4B3!! \ ,,, '.. OO ~== -- -||- || .]]. .//,____ __________ || ________ dd ___________ || __________ _/< |_ / Little did they know that he had \ | brought his raygun and that W3R3Z | \D00D was in for a nasty surprise.../ ,,, o. *meep?* ,,, '.. OO ==~ -- .||. || .[[. .//,____ jg________ || ________ dd ___________ || __________ _/< |_ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020818_ep266.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 266 (Aug. 18, 2002) ____________ Huh. | INCOMING | , |TRANSMISSION| ..~ |____________| .<<. _______________________________________________ || _____ *So. Are We Enjoying Our Captivity Yet?* This place needs ____________ colour. How about |\ ---. ,--/| , curtains? | \ --- --/ | ..~ |__\___.-./__| .<<- __________________________________________________ || _____ *Enjoying it *vrrrrCLICK* too much, maybe.* Pfft. Call that a ._ ___ ____________ raygun? Now, about _`-// \_ |\ ---. ,--/| , the curtains. [[ (( =(_) | \ --- --/ | ..~ I can.. _,-\\__/ |__\___.-./__| .<<. ' __________________________________________________ || _____ _______ __ _.-'| \ \| /| `'\ | | \____\ | |`.(O) | | /OOOO/ ._ ___ | |__| ____________ |_.-' \/OOOO/ nevermind _`-// \_ |/ |\ `-. ,--/| ,-.________ , [[ (( =(_) | \ --- --/ | /._,-====--' oo~ _,-\\__/ |__\___.-./__| / / << 'jg________________________________ / / ____________ || _____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020119_ep170.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 170 (Jan. 19, 2002) ___ I'll help you take I don't need @| \\ down the virus. your help, OK? \_|| , __ , :)) ___OO oo|___ _:_ <\/> <\/> |`|\.|./|'| _____ /\ ______ /\ ___________________________ | | | | | ___ @| \\ \_|| __ :)) ___OO oo|___ _:_ <\/> <\/> |`|\.|./|'| _____ /\ ______ /\ ___________________________ | | | | | ___ Oh, come on. I'm just standing. @| \\ Stop posing. -You're- posing. \_|| ` __ , :)) ___OO oo|___ _:_ <\/> <\/> |`|\.|./|'| jg_____ /\ ______ /\ ___________________________ | | | | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021212_ep316.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 316 (Dec. 12, 2002) / I wonder what I should \ / What could they want? \ \ get my friends for Xmas. /o . .o\ Think, darnit, think! / OO || _______________ bb ____________ REZ. Cool game, Tori Amos? Here?! But I don't I soo want it! have money for tickets! /Think!\ `,, _ ` ,--. .o\Think!/ '. |_) ,------- ~oo --. | \ \ OO |_(._[__] |`-.____ ->>- __`-. +-+-+ .||. ___ | |\| | ______ |__|______\\_____|| |_|_| _____ bb / Same thing \ \ every year! / / What should \ ___ o . . o\ I get them? / || | . OO || | (Hm, I'm hungry)o (( || | b b ||__| / I wish they could just \ \ give me a clear sign! / ____ __ O |WISH| | o . |LIST| | /|~~~~| | jg____________________________________________ b|~~~~|__| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020311_ep217.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 217 (Mar. 11, 2002) __ / \ / _/ Woah! There really is an Oh, don't be silly! Well... /o / alien! I hope he doesn't This is a nice alien, ` > /\__ eat humans or anything... of course he doesn't! |/\ \ , ` /\| \ \ ~.. OO /\\\| | .>>. .||- //\`-' | ____ \\ ______________________________________ dd ______ /^| \__/ ___ __ / \ / _/ SHHKKRRGGRRK!! /o / ` /_ /\___ _/\|\ \ eeeek!! _/ /\| \ \ ~.. `OO `' /\\\| | >> -\\- //\`-' | ____ |\ ____________ bb _ /^| \__/ _____ __ / \ I'm terribly sorry. / _/ I thought humour was / o/ a well-known concept ` > /\_ Not on planet on this planet... |/` \ Nerd Boy... /\| \ \ , /\\\| | ~-- pp //\`-' | >> jg____ // _____________ /^| \__/ __ |\ ________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020216_ep194.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 194 (Feb. 16, 2002) Linda? Last I heard, you were in Las Vegas! ,,, ` __ '.. OO ..# .||. .||. .|(. _____ || ___ bb __________ || _____ Vegas? That's where -we- You are. I've been in Vegas met! You told me -I- was twice; once before I met your first love! `,,, __ , Nerd Boy, once after. '.. OO ..# .||. .||. .|(. _____________ || ___ bb __________ || ____________ She dumped you too, She dumped you? Well huh? Well -I- was her -I- dumped -her-! Hah! first love! Hah! `,,, , __ '.. OO ..# .||. .||. .|(. _____ || ___ dd __________ || _____ You had a girlfriend Hmm. Good and broke up! Hah! one... `,,, , __ '.. OO ''# .||- || .|(. jg____________ || ___ dd __________ || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020801_ep259.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 259 (Aug. 1, 2002) I Have Mandy. I Will Exchange What?! I can't let that fall Her For Your Time Machine. `__ into the clutches of evil! _\= , ,,, / | OO ..' ,__.' | -||- .||. _________ \ `. _____ dd _____ || ______________ For Proof That I Have The Girl, For a hologram, he Watch This Recording... `__ sure packs a punch. _\= `,,, / | '.. |\_.' | .||. pp _________ `. | _______________ || _____ -//- ___ Save me Nerd Boy! ,,, I love you! `~.. ..' O# ->>- .||. -\\- _____________________ || ________________ || __ *pop* dd __ Did you -see that-? | Yes! Mandy loves me! That guy totally looked | like Darth Vader! What guy? `,,, , '.. O# -||. || jg___________________ *vanish!* ____________ || _______ dd ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020121_ep172.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 172 (Jan. 21, 2002) / Let's fire up the games! Nah. \ O\ I should be doing my homework. / .o __ OO |_)) |((o. [_|] ||bb `-'| || / I can do it later. I \ .o\ should clean my room. / OO |((_____ ||b|| || / Reasonably non-dusty. \ _ , ' .o\ I should get some sleep. / |_),` OO |_ _[__]>>-||. | | | | dd / Weird how time passes even though \ ___ _____ .o\ you're not really doing anything. / |\__\ |\_OO_\ \|__| \ \ \____\ jg | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020403_ep235.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 235 (Apr. 3, 2002) ,,, '.. O || __L:_:-)_| ____ |\ ___________ | |d| | ____ Those are LEGO dolls! FYI, this is not just any LEGO. You're playing with dolls! This is Emperor Palpatine and Are you some kind of `,,, , Darth Vader complete with girl or something? '.. O props from the final duel. .||. __L:_:-)_| ________ || __ | |d| | ____ ,,, '.. O .||. __L:_:-)_| _______________ || __ | |d| | _______________ Can I play? No. `,,, , '.. O .||. __L:_:-)_| jg________ || __ | |d| | ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021217_ep318.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 318 (Dec. 17, 2002) EUREKA! `OO oo~ q//-U .<<. b || After years of research A potion? What, does I've hit the jackpot! ' , it cure cancer? `OO , ..~ .||-U .<<. ___________ bb _______ || _______ I dunno. I do know I finally mixed some stuff . *sigh* that -didn't- blow up! `OO ' ~-- .||-U >> ______ bb _________ |\ _________________________ OO `, ||-U ___ bb ___ What about the . bubbles? Look at the , cool bubbles! `OO ' ((-U jg____________________________ b b ____________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020129_ep180.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 180 (Jan. 29, 2002) Nerd Boy, you just -have- to see this! What? `,,, , '.. OO -||. .||. |\ dd Sarbakan. What's a "sarbakan"? `,,, , '.. OO .||. .||. || dd No, the correct question is "-who's- a sarbakan"... Is it some kind of bird? uhh- no, "what sarbakan".. A machine or something? `,,, , '.. OO .||. .||. || dd Oh, forget it. Fine. `,,, , --' OO || (( jg /| b b File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021112_ep303.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 303 (Nov. 12, 2002) ~.. OO >> || ___ |\ ______ dd _________________________ OO ~.. || >> ___________ bb ____ |\ ___________________ Or so you say. ` ? OO ~.. || >> _________ bb ___________________ |\ ______ What? I didn't say anything. , OO ..~ || .<<. _______ bb ___________________ || ________ ..or so you say! ` OO --~ .//- .<<. jg________________ bb ___________________ || __________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020910_ep276.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 276 (Sep. 10, 2002) LATER, IN THE RIFT IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME... ; ___ `--. Woah... ___ `. | `---.__ ` , | .---' \ qq ` : ----._____ -//- ~OO : OO -77- --._____ / \ `-- ; / . ___. \ ` .--' `-.__ \ `- ,' x--------------------------------------x------------------------------x | / You.. You're a nerd?! \ | \\ | | -. , ` , | -<<- | | OO OO~ | OO~ | | `. .//- -<<. | OO ` | | bb \\ - \ | -\\- Let's stay here | | / -' `. \ | bb forever... | x--------------------------------------x------------------------------x AND SUDDENLY EVERYTHING WAS BACK TO NORMAL. Everything's back to normal again! I'm back! NOOOOOOOOO!!! `,,, , , '.. ~.. @@ -||- ->>- -||- jg_______________ || ______ || ______________ dd ___________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020326_ep227.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 227 (Mar. 26, 2002) I'm gonna hack that Oookay, wait. Is that troll to pieces and really necessary..? __ steal his teeth! ` , _--\ (__) OO \__/\ (\_oo .||. |_|| _____ \bb ______ dd ___________________ d d(\ ___ You don't understand. The beards hamper the Dwarfish has only two use of a gender sub- __ pronouns; "them" ` , class, eh? _--\ and "us"... (__) OO \__/\ (\_oo .||. |_|| __ \bb ______ dd ________________________ d d(\ ___ Uh... Tell me, do "us" and "them" Right. in Dwarfish sound a lot __ ` , like your words for _--\ (__) OO "dwarf" and "troll"? \__/\ (\_oo .||. |_|| _____ \bb ______ dd ________________________ d d(\ ___ Now that you mention it... Yeah, they do! Hoo boy. __ ` , _--\ (__) OO \__/\ (\_oo .||. |_|| jg____________ \bb ______ dd ________________________ d d(\ ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020404_ep236.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 236 (Apr. 4, 2002) Why did you fill I can win $1000's worth of O'Reilly out a boring form books. Don't know what that is, but just now? `,,, , _ $1000 is a lot of money! '.. O |_) .||. |_(._[__] || ______ | |b| | You mean you'd enter a Hey, "quantitative" means continuous, contest for $1000's worth and "qualitative" means discrete. of dog poo? Quantity `,,, , _ over quality, eh? '.. O |_) || |_(._[__] |\ | |b| | OK... Continuous stuff is a higher order And? of infinity than discrete stuff. `,,, , _ '.. O |_) .||. |_(._[__] _____________ || __ | |b| | _______________ So? I'm just saying. `,,, , _ '.. O |_) .||. |_(._[__] jg_____________________ || __ | |b| | _____________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021114_ep304.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 304 (Nov. 14, 2002) "Klaxon" would be a good name for a supervillain. ,,, , '.. OO || (( |\ b b Too bad it already means something. ,,, , '.. OO || (( |\ b b Yep.. Wait, why are You said something we talking about this? about villains. `,,, , '.. OO .||. (( ______ || ______ b b ____ I was talking What?! That's a -crappy- about Bob Dylan! name for a supervillain! `,,, , '.. OO -||- (( jg___________________________________ |\ __________ b b _____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020315_ep221.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 221 (Mar. 15, 2002) __ / \ / _/ OK, Mr. Alien, your girlfriend OK. /o / is definitely at the mall. We ` > /\__ are going there and you will |/\ \ straighten things out. End of /\| \ \ story. Is that clear? `OO /\\\| | .||. //\`-' | ___ bb _________ /^| \__/____ LATER, AT THE MALL... __ __ / \ / \ \_ \/ _/ \- \-/ This is seriously __/\ >. .|(. // \\ .||- .||. jg____ || _ || ___ |^\ ________ /^| __________ bb ___ || __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021031_ep298.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 298 (Oct. 31, 2002) Euughh.. I hate being sick. Runny nose, head Yeah. ache, sore throat.. ` , ,--. ,-- oO_-- ~.. -. | \ \ |`-.| _\__.>>.__`-. +-+-+ |__|`'bb___\\____|| | | | It's a good excuse to stay in and watch vampire flicks though. , ,--. ,-- OO_-- ~.. -. | \ \ |`-.| _\__.>>.__`-. +-+-+ _____________ |__|`'bb___\\____|| __ | | | ____________ *Touching you makes me feel alive* *Touching you makes me die inside* ,--. ,-- OO_-- ~.. -. | \ \ |`-.| _\__.>>.__`-. +-+-+ |__|`'bb___\\____|| | | | Yeah. ` ,--. ,-- OO_-- ~.. -. | \ \ |`-.| _\__.>>.__`-. +-+-+ jg_____________ |__|`'bb___\\____|| __ | | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021013_ep290.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 290 (Oct. 13, 2002) Woah, what So -that's- why the desktop the heck are looks different. Man, our you doing with 'puters look exactly the same! my computer? `,, _ `OO '. |_) (( |_( _[__] b b ____________ | |\| | ____________________ There's only one way to solve this! ,, _ `OO/ '. |_) .|| |_( _[__] _________ bb _ | |\| | _________________ Case mods! , `,,, _ OO '.. |_) .||. |(( _[__] _____________ bb _ ||\\| | ______________ AFTER DAYS OF COMPUTER CASE MODIFYING... | | * Stupid minds think * \ | / ,,, , alike... OO ____ ____ oo' --~ (( - |/=.\| |/=.\| - || .<<. jg________ bb ___ |\# /| |\# /| ___ || _________ || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020411_ep240.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 240 (Apr. 11, 2002) Stop following ,,, , me around! '.. ~.. OO || >> (( |\ |\ b b Look; unlike Fan Boy, who's just a jerk, I'm beginning to worry! About what?! ,,, ` , '.. ~.. OO .||. .>>. -||- __ || ___ || __________ dd Your mental health. ,,, , '.. ~.. OO .||. .>>. || _________ || ___ || __________ dd _________ Isn't it a bit late for that? `,,, '.. ~-- OO .||. .>>. )) jg_______________ || ___ || __________ dd ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020107_ep158.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 158 (Jan. 7, 2002) GUEST ARTIST WEEK ----------------- Mmm... Bungie. Try it. It's cool. That should be fun. , ` ,,, OO oo .||' .[]. _______________ db_____ ||____ _____ _____________ |_____| | | | | | | | | | | | ,,, oo .[]. ________________________________ _ ||_ _____________ |_____| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | A-A-A-AH! q , q\/ /OO John, come here, quick! , ,,, oo] .[]' ________________________________ _ ||_ ____________ |_____| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | OW! | | | , | | qp | |__\\,_____| We need a deeper gap. , __ ,,, /\ /__] oo /\/\\/:::\ .[]. /__) )_:::| ________________________________ _ ||_ __ (oooooo)_ |_____| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | qp | Gr |__\\,_____| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021119_ep306.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 306 (Nov. 19, 2002) You hate snow, but turned Yeah. Turns out people like off your weather machine snow. Also, the weather machine to bring back winter? attracted giant bunny rabbits. `,,, , .---. '.. OO | | || (( |o | _______ |\ __________ b b __________________|___| *blaha* So you need a way to Yep. *blah* ` get rid of `,,, ` .---.---. ~== ..~ snow locally. '.. | O| | ]] << .||. | //| o| |\ |\ || ___________________| bb|___| *blah* blablah FLAME THROWER! ` , ,,, ` .---.---. ~== ..~ '.. OO_ | | | .]]. .<<. .||. |>==:||)] | | o| ______________ || _ || _________ || _____________ dd __| |___| What? ,,, ( , ~== ~oo 'oo ) OO_ ]] >> || `|>==:||)] jg___ )\ _ /( ________ )\ _____________________________ dd ______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020221_ep199.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 199 (Feb. 21, 2002) Hee hee, brilliant! No.. -Please- -do- tell; You know what I really the suspense is killing me. love about SinFest? _ , .--. `O |_) ,----- ~.. ----. | \ \ |_(._[__] |`-.___.>>._____`-. +-+-+ | |b| | |__|____\\_______|| | | | There are funny subtle Oh, -subtlety-. Your details in the background "specialty"! of certain panels. _ , .--. `O |_) ,----- ~.. ----. | \ \ |_(._[__] |`-.___.>>._____`-. +-+-+ | |b| | |__|____\\_______|| | | | I like to think that I'm a connoisseur of the subtle Idiot. things in life, yes. _ , .--. `O |_) ,----- ~.. ----. | \ \ |_(._[__] |`-.___.>>._____`-. +-+-+ | |b| | |__|____\\_______|| | | | In the strip I just read, Oh, I was just I noticed that.. Wait, "agreeing". what did you just say? _ , .--. `O |_) ,----- ~.. ----. | \ \ |_(._[__] |`-.___.>>._____`-. +-+-+ jg | |b| | |__|____\\_______|| | | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020915_ep278.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 278 (Sep. 15, 2002) Hey there, handsome. Uh... ` __ ___ , (|~~ (..() (|PP .||. ___________ |\ ______ || ______________________________ Could you please just leave now? __ ___ , (|~~ (..() (|PP .||. __________________ || ___ || __________________________ What..? I had a dream just like this Why? where the girl's head turned ` __ ___ , into a killer squirrel. (|.. (..() (|PP .||. _____________________ || ___ || _______________________ You're cute. Your T-that.. was w-weirder place or mine? than the s-squirrel thing. ` __ ___ , (|~~ (oo() (|PP -)) jg_______________________ || ______ /| ______________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020113_ep164.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 164 (Jan. 13, 2002) What's this? I thought I got a new one. I helped! your computer exploded! , _ `,,, `~.. O |_) ..' >> |_(._[__] .||. ______________ |\ __ | |b| | ___________ /| __ Boy, what an ordeal that was! My Yeah, and some parts were real future self was there, and oh, the scary, but then there was this time traveling back and forth! _ `,,, guy! "Oranges!" ~.. `O |_) ..' .>>. |_( _[__] .||. ______________ || __ | |b| | _____ || ________ BWAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHA! , _ `,,, ~-- O |_) ~~' .>>. |_\ _[__] -||- _ || __ | |b| | _____ || _ I guess you Not to -mention- the thing with the stuff! had to be there. | HAHA, you're killing me! OW, my , ` _ `,,, ribs! HEE HEHEHE! ..~ O |_) ~~' << |_\-_[__] <\\> jg__ /| ______________ | |b| | _____ || __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020822_ep268.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 268 (Aug. 22, 2002) Didn't I Tell You Not *Sir!* To Disturb Me? ` ___ `_ _\__|_ _\|_ | | |\/| __.' | || _____ `. | *Interstellar* So... He Figured Out Where *Hyperdrive* I Am, Built A Spaceship ` ___ *Detected!* `_ And Is Coming To Get Me? _\__|_ _\|_ How Very Amusing..._ / | |\/| |`-.' | || _______ \ | *Yes* Wait. *Sir* ` __ _ , _|=_/_ |/_ | | \/| | | /| _______ / | Disturbing Me With Insignificance... `___ _\__|_ ( | | _) / | jg .;-.`. ___________ / | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020205_ep183.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 183 (Feb. 5, 2002) ______ Here it is! My very / .--. \ own time machine! ( ( `- ) ) Beauty, ain't she? ) `--' ( ,,, ` | .--. | '.. OO || || || ((- )| |( |\ b b /_|____|_\ ______ / .--. \ I dunno. Does ( ( `- ) ) It tended to send things way it even work? ) `--' ( back in time at first, but it `,,, | .--. | , should be working great '.. || || OO now. Now all I need is .||. )| |( .||. a volunteer to test it! || __ /_|____|_\ __ dd ______ / .--. \ ( ( `- ) ) Aw, you're always ) `--' ( so darn negative! | .--. | , _ - -- || || OO - -- *zip* -- )| |( -||- jg - - - /_|____|_\ dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020313_ep219.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 219 (Mar. 13, 2002) You guys are NOT going to believe this! What? ` __ ` ,,, #.. OO ..' || .||. .||. ______ |\ ___________ dd _ || ______ __ / \ / _/ /o / I was at the mall, | /\__ and I met an alie- |/\ \ `__ ,,, /\| \ \ #.. OO ..' /\\\| | -||. .||. .||. //\`-' | ____________ || _________ dd _ || _______________ /^| \__/____ __ / \ / _/ Sorry. /o / You just -had- to ` > /\__ meet one first... Sorry. |/\ \ `__ `,,, /\| \ \ --# OO ..' /\\\| | || .||. .||. //\`-' | jg_______ /| ______________ dd _ || _______________ /^| \__/____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021215_ep317.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 317 (Dec. 15, 2002) I decided we need to meet WHAT?! other people, so I'm `__ ,,, ___ , with Warez Dude now. (|~~ '-- (oo() (|PP .\\. -||- __________ || __ _( \_ ________ || So no hard feelings? __ , Great, bye! ___ /~~ (oo() PP- || \ __________________________________________ || _______ ___ (..() || ___________________________________________ || __________________ Hard feelings? Only as hard ___ as the rock your -heart- `(--() is apparently made of! -||> ________________________________ || _______ Yeah, that's what I ___ should've said. `(),,) || jg_________________________________________________ |\ ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020926_ep283.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 283 (Sep. 26, 2002) Ow. That guy is ____ Which is what I hard as a rock. __\==/__ like about him. ` | | , O# | | OO~ || __ | \ _ .<<. _________ bb _____ \`-' `-') ___ || _______ Like?! Him?! Sorry About That. As long as you He's an evil `___ promise not to do kidnapper! __\ =|__ it again, dear. ` | | , OO _ | | OO~ -||- /(_.' | .<<. _________ bb ____ \ \ _______ || _______ You're a I Promise, Snookums. Aww. I can never -couple-?! `___ stay mad at you, | \_=| Warez Dude. ` __.-' | , @@ ) | ~OO .//- _.-' | >> _________ bb _______________`._ | ____ |\ _ oO //- jg____________ bb _____________________________________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021231_ep324.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 324 (Dec. 31, 2002) |_| _ _ _ |\| _ \_/ _ _ _ | | |(_\|_)|_)|_| | |(-'\\| | (-'(_\| . | | _| ,,, ___ ~.. ..' ~== (..() OO _\~~/_vv_ ->>-vv-||. .]]. || || | | ___ || __ || ___ || __ || ________ dd __________ ,,, ___ ~.. '.. ~== ()..) OO _\~~/_vv_ .>>v .||v .]]. || || | | || || || || dd *fneep* ,,, ___ ~.. '.. ~== ()..) @__OO _\~~/_vv_ .>>v .||v .]]. || || jg | | || || || || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020704_ep247.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 247 (Jul. 4, 2002) Oh -Lorf-! -Crappy- _ Uh.. What or who is this "Lorf"? free web servers! `O |_) `..~ |_\ _[__] << _ | |b| | ____ /| _________ You know, the Lorf. No. I really don't, and Our Almighty Lorf. _ , you're a total wacko. `O |_) ..~ |_(._[__] -<<. ___ | |b| | ___ || ________ Oh yeah?! Well, -you're- a Uh.. I can get a girl! -I- can get therapy! _ , sex change. `O |_) ..~ |_\-_[__] .<<. _____ | |b| | ___ || ______ Ewwww! PERV! _ Oh, I -give up-! `OO |_) `~-- _ .||-_[__] ->>- __ __|_ bb | | _____ |\ __ ..I WIN! _ `OO |_) _ -||-_[__] jg ____ __|_ db | | _________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021124_ep308.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 308 (Nov. 24, 2002) Idea! Everyone here is a . stupid jerk, so why not go \ | / back in time to hang `OO >*POWZ!*< out with myself? -||- / | \ ____ db ___________________________________ ' ______ ______ / .--. \ / .--. \ ( ( `- ) ) ( ( `- ) ) ) `--' ( It worked! There I am. ) `--' ( | .--. | Hey, me! Let's hang! | .--. | || || OO `OO || || )| o|( )) -||. )| o|( /_|____|_\__ d d ________________________________ dd _____/_|____|_\ ______ ______ / .--. \ / .--. \ ( ( `- ) ) ( ( `- ) ) ) `--' ( Can't talk; going ) `--' ( | .--. |, back in time. Hey! Wait! | .--. | || |OO|| `OO || || )|o|/.|( -\\p )| o|( /_|_|__|_\_______________________________________ d ______/_|____|_\ . Geez. Talk about \ | / , -stupid jerk-. >*ZWOP!*< OO / | \ || jg ' _______________________________ dd _____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020304_ep210.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 210 (Mar. 4, 2002) ,,, _ '.. OO / `~` _._ || ____.))| .~_`-`. |\ |__|_|d|| /-`.-'_,\ What the heck Computer broke down. are you doing? I'm coding on paper. `,,, , '.. OO _._ .||. ____.))| .~_`-`. || |__|_|d|| /-`.-'_,\ Pointless exercise. I wrote a compiler in the machine You won't be able to language of a chip I designed. I check for syntax errors used it to convert my program to or anything. Give it up. machine language, and I ran that `,,, through my chip architecture... '.. `OO _._ .||. ____ _| //. ~_`-`. || |__|_|||| bb/-`.-'_,\ "Hello Beautiful, World"? isn't it? `,,, , '.. OO _._ .||/ .||. ____ _| .~_`-`. jg || dd |__|_|||| /-`.-'_,\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020827_ep270.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 270 (Aug. 27, 2002) MEANWHILE, IN THE COCKPIT OF THE REBUILT HOVERCRAFT... *fzeeeep* What's up? *blip*______ `,,, | | \ ==~ OO ..' | | |-[[. .||. || |____|__| || dd /| She's scanning to see where the evil kidnapper is holding Mandy. *blop*______ , ,,, | | \ ==~ OO ..' | | |-[[. -||. .||. |____|__| || bb || *Got it!* Really? *tada*______ , *meep* , ,,, | | \ ==~ OO ..' | | |.[[. -\\- .||. ____ |____|__| || _____________________ dd ________ || _______ *Oops. That was just the secret Playboy space station. Erasing coordinates; continuing search.* ! ______ , *meep* ,,, | | \ ==~ oO oo' | | |-[[. -\\- .||. jg|____|__| || dd || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020128_ep179.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 179 (Jan. 28, 2002) Have you guys checked out the Yeah, Fan Boy did City of Heroes website today? this morning. ` ,,, , ,--. ~.. ,--- '.. -- OO . | \ \ *bleep* >> |`-._((o. _((o. `-. +-+-+ *bloop* _______ |\ ____ |__|_ || \__bb \_||_________,| | | _____ Wait.. I thought QUICK! TO THE -you- did... COMPUTER! `,,, , ,--. ~.. ,-- '.. -- OO -. | \ \ .>>. |`-._||o. _||o. `-. +-+-+ || |__|_ \\ \__bb \_||_________,| | | __ *bonk!* .-' `. ( ,o, o *GAK!*,--. ~.. ,-------- \ -- '## '._OO | \ \ .>>. |`-._______`. -//- .' \\b +-+-+ || |__|_________ / \ | '._ b __,| | | Psyche. , ,,, ,--. ..~ ,-------- '## -. @@ | \ \ << |`-._______ \\ _`-. .==. +-+-+ jg /| |__|_________\\ _|| o' db `-'| | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021121_ep307.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 307 (Nov. 21, 2002) Your driveway sure is icy. Huh? `,,, _ , '.. (_| O || [__]_.)_| ______ |\ ___________ | |d| | ____________ Oh yeah, I melted the snow with the flame thrower, but ,,, _ , then the water froze. '.. (_| O .||. [__]_.)_| ______ || ____ | |d| | ____________ What if someone slips Just walk and gets hurt? carefully. `,,, _ , '.. (_| O .||. [__]_.)_| ___________ || ____ | |d| | __________________ Red button fires, right? ,,, _ * ) , oo' ___ (_| O ( #.~ -\\- _---- [__]_ )_| |>==:<<)] jg_________ < \ --- ________ | |d| | _______ || _________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020723_ep255.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 255 (Jul. 23, 2002) There she is. Come OK.. Mandy? Yeah? on, talk to her. `,,, , , '.. OO ..~ .||. (( .<<. _________ || _____ b b ________ || _________ The only thing you Oh yeah? Fine! ever do is heckle me. I've had enough I've had enough! of -you too-! ,,, ` , '.. OO ~-- .||. <||> ->>- _________ || _________ bb _________ |\ _____ Wow. That was so easy! And ,,, , I feel so much better! '.. OO Thank you, Fan Boy! .||. .||. _______ || _________ dd ________ TWO SECONDS LATER... She's gone FOREVER now! YOU RUINED MY LIFE! I'LL KILL YOU! ,,, , 'oo @@ -((- -\\. jg_______ \\ _________ dd ________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020120_ep171.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 171 (Jan. 20, 2002) ___ I want to help you Well you can't. @| \\ fight the virus! It's my virus. \_|| ` __ , :)) ___OO oo|___ _:_ .\/. <\/> |`|\.|./|'| || ______ /\ ___________________________ | | | | | _____ It is so not yours! It Well, it infected /| @ |\ infected -my- computer! mine first! So there! ||\___/|| ` __ , (( : )) ___OO oo|___ _:_ .\/- <\/> |`|\.|./|'| || ______ /\ ___________________________ | | | | | ___ Oh come on. I.. but.. // |@ Pleeease..? Oh OK... ||_/ ` __ , ((: ___OO oo|___ /`. _:_ .'\ .\/. <\/> / /\.\./\ \ || ______ /\ ___________________________ / \ \ He buggered So he has. off. He's scarpered. ` __ , ___OO ___|oo .\/. <\/> jg_________ || ______ /\ _______________________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020725_ep256.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 256 (Jul. 25, 2002) I know how And she's been gone for what, to make Mandy five minutes? Who cares?! come back! `,,, `OO ..' // .||. ____ b b _______________ || _______ I'll woo her! She won't Is that the "big white phone" I hear? be able to resist my I'm expecting a call from "Ralph". charming boyish charms! `,,, `OO '.. -||- .||. ___________ db _________ || _______ Wha- Nothing you say Then at least will make me give up! -shut- up. ` `,,, OO '-- .//- || ___________ bb _____________ |\ ___ OK, what's with It's my pathetic attempt to the attitude?! fill the void left by Mandy. ` `,,, OO ',, .||. (( jg___________ bb _____________ )) ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020806_ep261.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 261 (Aug. 6, 2002) Well, if time travelling is From her kidnapper or out, we'll have to find , her bad attitude? another way to save Mandy. ,,, `OO ..' )) .||. __ d d _____ /| ______________________ No time for jokes! You got your ass Notice anything when , kicked? that hologram hit me? ,,, `OO ..' <||. .||. ___ bb _____ || ______________________ The blow seemed to come Just admit it; you got your from above, not from , ass kicked by an the hologram itself. ,,, intangible entity. `OO ~~' .||. .||. ___ db _____ || ______________________ I have a feeling that "Intangible entity".. HOHO! hologram was projected , HAHAHA.. OW, my ribs! from a spaceship... ,,, `OO ~~' )) -\\- jg___________ d d _______ // ______________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020126_ep177.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 177 (Jan. 26, 2002) Hmm.. Fan Boy, you know The It's "ExecuTOR". And Executive pretty well, right? fine, I'll call `,,, Could you get him for me, `OO him or whatever. '.. or is it too much trouble? .||. || ___ bb ______________________ |\ __ Enter... The Executor! `__ _______ __ Great, stay right oo|____ ---- __ there.. Wait... `OO -\/. --- __ -- -_ OH, FAN BOOOY! .||' <\ ________ -- jg__________________________ bb _____________________________ __ OO oo|___ .||. .\/. ___ bb ____ /\ ___ Hmm. -That's- funny... Now Oh ha ha, you figured out my -where- could -he- have __ , secret identity, yay you. gone to? Oh -deary-. `OO oo|___ Are you happy now? -||- .\/. ________ bb ____ /\ ________ I -so- don't know what you're __ talking about. Could you go `OO ___|-- *sigh* see what's keeping Fan Boy? .||. .\/. bb _________ |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021001_ep285.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 285 (Oct. 1, 2002) I finally got enough That's great, now we money to buy a computer! can have a LAN party! `,,, , '.. OO -||- -||- ________ || ____ dd ______________________ I'll go get OK, I'll dust my computer. off the hub. `,,, , '.. OO .||. .||. _____ || ____ dd _________________ brb `,,, OO '.. .||. .||. _________ bb ____ |\ ____ OK. Now what? I dunno. , _ _ `,, O |_) (_| .' |_( _[__]._ _.[__]_ )_| jg____________________________ | |b| | `---' | |/| | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020227_ep205.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 205 (Feb. 27, 2002) My friends have all deserted me. I'll , just have to accept it and move on. OO .||. _______ bb _______ But why did they leave? Maybe they thought I was boring or something. `OO (( ________ b b __________________ Wait, maybe I am. Maybe I've thrown , away my life on silly things that OO are devoid of all meaning. || __________________________ dd _____________________________ Nah. , OO )) jg___________ d d _________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021015_ep291.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 291 (Oct. 15, 2002) MYSQL * link = NULL; mysql_init(link); if (!mysql_real_connect(link, host, user, pass, NULL, 0, NULL, 0)) throw Exception("Error connecting to database!"); DataBase db(link); // OO approach if (USE_SELECT_FUNCTN || !db.select("nerdboy")) if (!mysql_select_db(link, "nerdboy")) db.set(link); else throw Exception("Error selecting database!"); row = db.query("SELECT * FROM ratings"); if (param.getBitString()==~P_VERBOSE) cout << "Seeking row[]." << endl; for (int i = 0; !(i > N || row[i]["strip"] == strip); i++); if (i == N) return false; ofstream temp("templogs..~"); temp << row[i]["mean"] << endl; if (row[i]["mean"] < 1 || row[i]["mean"] > 6) throw Exception("Data error"); |\ | _ _ _||) __ | \|(/_| (_||_)(_)\| . _| Soon in a source code jg listing near you! File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020208_ep186.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 186 (Feb. 8, 2002) 3002 a.d. _| I think it's safe to assume that __ \ \ my time machine sent -us- into \ \__ /_/ the future instead of Fan Boy. \/ / ______ | `OO ..~ / /\ |[][][]| | .||. .<<. / /\ \_ |[][][]| | _ bb ___ || _ \ \/ .===|[][][]| | \/ / |[][][]| | / /\____|[][][]| | -I- think it's safe to / /\| |[][][]| | ? assume that you're an idiot. \ \/| _ |[][][]| | __ , \ \||_| |[][][]| | '.. OO ..~ \ \```/|[][][]| | || .||. .<<. Well, \ \ | |[][][]| | _ |\ ___________ bb ___ || _ crap. \ \| |[][][]| | ~.. `OO |\ \ |[][][]| | .>>. .||. | \ \|[][][]| | Nani o Ah, Japanese; the future _|| _ bb_ | \ |[][][]| | simasu ka? tongue. Lucky I took that | | |\ [][][]| | `__ , course, huh? |....| | |[][][]| | '.. OO ..~ |: :| | |[][][]| | || .||. .<<. |: :| | |[][][]| | ___ || _________ dd __ || _ |: :| | |[][][]| | |: :| | |[][][]| | |. .| | |[][][]| | | | : |[][][]| | __ , | : . : [][]: | '.. OO ..~ | . . []: | || .||. .<<. jg | . | ___ || _________ dd __ || _ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020402_ep234.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 234 (Apr. 2, 2002) ; So where's this thing I ,,, ; , just -had- to see? ~~' : OO .||. : )) _ || ____________:__ d d ______ \ Right here. Isn't this a ; wonderful view? And the `,,, * ; fresh air is amazing! ..' OO : -||. || : _ || _____ dd ___:__________________ \ Aren't you gonna check I'm busy. out the great view? `,,, , ..' ____________________ \__\\___:__\ ______ /\ Welcome, pesky Executor. I believe your Oh, it's just you. question answers itself. How moronic! See ya later then! ___` \ `: / __ , |)_ OO | . _| ___|oo \__|| | _ |_| .\/- \ /bb| _: | /> \\_\/____))__\ ___________________ Hey, wait! I'm taking over the world here! HELLOOO-OO?! `OO -||- ____ bb ________________________ Aw crap. I didn't even get a chance to use my excessively elaborate death traps. `OO (( jg____________________________ bb __________________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020115_ep166.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 166 (Jan. 15, 2002) OK, what stupidities Fan Boy persuaded me to buy are you two up to now? one of these rumble pads. ` ___ ` ,,, ~.. (_(_| OO ..' >> [__|] o))|.||. ______ |\ _______ || ||`-'dd|| || __________ Why? It's cool! When the skater bumps ` ___ `,,, his head in Tony Hawk ~.. (_(_| OO ..' Pro Skater, you can feel .>>. [__|] o))|.||. the control vibrating! _________ || ____ || ||`-'dd|| || __________ hblrlablrlrlllr! ___ ` ,,, ~.. (_(_| 88 ..' .>>. [__|] 8::|.||. _________ || ____ || ||`='88|| || __________ Cool! Told ya. ` ___ `,,, ~.. (_(_| ## ..' ->>- [__|] o))|.||. jg_________ || ____ || ||`-'dd|| || __________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020104_ep155.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 155 (Jan. 4, 2002) All that's left of There's this metal my computer... A , thingy too. pile of ashes. ,,, `OO ..' || '-|| _______ bb .--. ____ /| ________ Put it on Where's your the pile. computer? ` ,,, , OO ..' ..~ || '-|| << _____ bb .--. || ________________ /| _____ It exploded. Good luck surviving without it ` ,,, , and not freaking out OO '.. ..~ from withdrawal. || || .<<. ___ bb .-`. || _______ || ____ I'll be fine. BWAHAAHAHAAHAHA! ` ,,, , OW, my RIBS! OO '.. ''~ || || -<<- jg__ bb .-`. || _______ // __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021020_ep293.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 293 (Oct. 20, 2002) A sorta fairytale with you... a sorta fairytale with you... `..~ << _____ /| That song rocks! You like Tori ` , Amos too? OO ..~ ((- .<<. _______ b b _________________ || ____ Wow, we actually have Ewww. Shut up, or my fist will something in common! Let's be in common with your face. build on it and form a , healthy relationship! `OO --~ -||- << ____________ bb _____ || ______ What? That doesn't That doesn't mean even mean anything. it won't hurt... ` , OO --~ || .<<. jg_______________________ bb ____ /| _______________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20021010_ep289.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 289 (Oct. 10, 2002) What's that? It's a wrist builder ball. ` , You knead it to get ~.. OO a strong grip. >> o)) ____________ |\ __________ dd _________________________________ Heh heh, trying to Yeah, I might if it weren't get a grip on ` , so darn slippery. reality? Hehe! ~^^ OO .>>. o)) _____________ || ______ dd _________________________________ oops , ~^^ o -. OO .>>. *slip*)) __ || ______ dd __ Any special reason why Nerd Boy has a rubber ball down `,,, ,--. his throat? '.. ,------- ~-# --. | \ \ -||. |`-.____ .>>. __`-. +-+-+ __________________ |\ ____|__|_____ \\ ____|| jg| | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020309_ep215.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 215 (Mar. 9, 2002) __ / \ / _/ So why are you here, To learn all our /o / Mr. Alien? To save ancient secrets | /\__ the universe, maybe? in a single day? |/\ \ `,,, , /\| \ \ '.. OO /\\\| | .||. .||. //\`-' | _______ || __ bb _____________ /^| \__/ ___ __ I kinda had a fight / \ with my girlfriend / _/ and she ran off. I'm /o / looking for her. ` > /\__ |/\ \ ,,, /\| \ \ '.. OO /\\\| | .||. .||. //\`-' | _______ || __ bb _____________ /^| \__/ ___ __ / \ / _/ /o / Ha, good luck | /\__ with -that-. Yeah. |/\ \ `,,, , /\| \ \ '.. OO /\\\| | .||. .||. //\`-' | jg_______ || __ bb _____________ /^| \__/ ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020716_ep252.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 252 (Jul. 16, 2002) So.. I tried to call you and Hmm? Oh, I disconnected the phone kept getting a busy signal. during a thunderstorm. Didn't `,,, , _ wanna electrocute it. ~.. '.. O |_) >> .||. |_(._[__] ___ |\ _____ || _______ | |b| | ________ That was days ago. Um.. I started reading the PvP So why haven't you archives, and now I can't stop. reconnected it yet? ,,, , _ `~.. '.. O |_) .>>. .||. |_(._[__] ____ || ____ || _______ | |b| | ________ I feel a real connection with these ,,, characters,_as if I've known them all ~.. '.. `O |_) my life. We have so much .>>. .||. |_(._[__] in common it scares me. ____ || ____ || _______ | |b| | ________ *cuckoo!* *giggle* ` ,,, _ ~,' ~~' O |_) ->>- -||. |_(._[__] jg____ || ____ || _______ | |b| | ________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020728_ep257.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 257 (Jul. 28, 2002) Actually, I'm glad Mandy left! She was so full of crap! Um.. ` `,,, OO ..' .||. .||. ______ bb __________ || ____________ She's standing right behind you. `,,, OO ..' .||. -)). ______ bb _____________ /( _________ I knew that! I was joking! You think I'm an idiot?! ,,, `OO ..' .||. .||. ______ bb __________________ || ____ OK, don't *laugh* answer that. *point* ` ,,, OO ~~' .||. -||. jg__________________________________________ dd __________________ || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020702_ep246.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 246 (Jul. 2, 2002) Not now, Insanity; I'm working on the lightsaber FX for our Star Wars movie. _ __ __ , _ /.\ .' ( oo O |_) _// \\ //_`-'__ |_(._[__] /.-' `-'--)\'--)\ _____ | |b| | ___ __ _ .' ( ,, O |_) ,-.( \ |`_`-'.__ |_(._[__] _)/`.__)`--)\`--)\ __________ | |b| | __ _ ,, O |_) `-'_ |_(._[__] `--)\ ___________________________ | |b| | _ O |_) |_(._[__] jg ______________________________ | |b| | ___________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020310_ep216.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 216 (Mar. 10, 2002) I don't mean to be ___ rude, but do you / \ have anything to / _/ eat around here? / o/ ` |> /\_ Oh. Sorry, I'm not being |_/` \ a very good host, am I? /\| \ \ `OO /\\\| | .||. //\`-' | _______ bb ___________ /^| \__/ ___ You're always eating. It's not for me, ___ __ That's why you're fat. it's for the alien.| | | `~.. He's starved. ` | | | >> /|| | | _________ |\ _________________________________ b|___|__| __ What a lame excuse. Do __ , you expect me to | | o,OO ..~ buy that? Pfft. | | `v)) .<<. | | _ d d __________ || _______________________ |__| __ ___ __ OK, I'll | | | help. ` | | | >|| | | jg_______________ /||___|__| __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2002/nerdboy_20020217_ep195.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 195 (Feb. 17, 2002) So, how's the hacking Well, I've found the server where going? Any luck yet? Cryptic keeps the latest version `,,, _ , of City of Heroes... I think. '.. (_| O .||. [__]_.)_| || | |d| | So? Can you hack Well, all attempts so far into it and get the have failed... This is hard. game or what? `,,, _ , '.. (_| O .||. [__]_.)_| || | |d| | What? You usually Seems I can't concentrate. I have this hack into servers nagging feeling, like a voice in the in a matter of `,,, _ , back of my head telling me I've seconds! '.. (_| O forgotten something... .||. [__]_.)_| _________ || ___ | |d| | _______ What? -I- don't Helloo?! Long lost `,,, _ , know. __ , ex-girlfriend '.. (_| O ..# right here! .||. [__]_.)_| -|(- jg____ || ___ | |d| | ________________________ || _____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030810_ep419.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 419 (Aug. 10, 2003) Hmm. I haven't met my Here I am! future self for a while. _ , `OO O." .||. )). _____ dd ___________ d d ) _____ Wow, you came back in time right 1:1. You used your subchronic when I was thinking about you! _ , remote to call me here. What are the odds?! `OO \ O." One of these, remember? .||- o-)). ____________________ bb _______ dd | _________________ I was going to, Oops, I pressed but I never did. _ , the button. `OO \ O." || *bip* o-)). ________________ bb _______ dd | ______________ -You- brought -yourself- into the Much like talking to your past? That messes with the whole _ , future self might do. cause and effect thingie! `OO O-" -//- )). jg_________________________ bb _______ dd | ___________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030325_ep360.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 360 (Mar. 25, 2003) You have all this cool stuff; how come ___ , no one wants to live with you? I ()..) OO could really get used to this. || (( ___ |\ ____ b b ________________________ Yeah, it's weird. I've had a number of roommates actually, but it never seems to work out, like my first roomie; he was a giant robot-- actually, I think you two met some time way back when, when you were looking to hire him for this job or something--anyway, we used to share an apartment for a while, but after just a couple of days he was gone, said he was going to get a smoke or something and he just never came back, which incidentally is exactly what my third and seventh roommates did, and it turned out they had smuggled their stuff out in advance, not to mention those who didn't even take their stuff with them; I have lots of stuff here that is just mine by default since they left, and that's actually what all of my roommates do; they stay for a couple of days and then just disappear! `___ ()..) OO || || _________________ || ______ dd ___________________________ And I have no ..well.. I'm starting idea why! `___ , to figure it out. ()..) OO -||- )) jg___________________ || ______ dd _______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031026_ep452.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 452 (Oct. 26, 2003) Will you help us Well.. We are lift the curse? adventurers. _ ,~ `__ __ , /| /| \.. ..) OO' ..~ .)|. (|||/ " \ .<<. _ || ____ || ____________ |_\\ __ /_\ ___ And as such, I believe we have __ __ , a certain responsibility \.. ..) toward the community. .)|. (|||/ " \ .<<. _ || ____ || ____________ |_\\ __ /_\ ___ Indeed, I think that we should __ __ , heed every maiden's call \.. ..) / for help! Undo every .)|. (|||-y wrong-doing in the land! _ || ____ || ___ For we are -heroes-! Then maybe you should save munny or your friends from the goblins. yer life! _ ~, `__ __ _ ` _ /| |\ _ \.. ..) | ^oo ^oo \OO'/ ~.. \oo^ .)|- (|||/ T-(( \((- " \ ->>- v)) jg || || )) )\ |_\\ /_\ (( File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030828_ep427.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 427 (Aug. 28, 2003) OUR HEROES HAVE TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME... There, tied up before But then, who kidnapped Unless we dress he kidnapped us! ` us? It's a paradox! `,,, _ , up as him __ OO '.. O." and kidnap \\`, *mmf!* .||. -||. -)). ourselves! _\\_) ____________ dd _________________________ || ___ dd | ___ AND THUSLY... ___ \_=| / | Shh! Ow, your elbow / |, OO is in my eye! `_.' | []-|| ________ .-' | ____ dd ________________ AND ALSO... ___ What Switch? \_=| , Oh. Riiight. I -knew- I'd / | _ , forgotten -something-. Hey, that's / | O." my foot! ` / | )). ________ .-' | ____________________ dd | _________________ ___ \_=| And you'll need Oh cool, resolving a / L , this miniature _ , paradox again? / ".O time machine. O." / /(-o )). jg______ .-' |bb ________________ d d ) ________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031016_ep448.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 448 (Oct. 16, 2003) The space pirates looted most of ,,, , our equipment, but some things ~.. '.. OO are still operational... .>>. .||. .||. __________ || __ || _______ dd ____________ Our three holodecks! .--. ` .--. ,,, .--. | | OO ..~ | | ..' | | | | -||- .<<. | | .||. | | ___________ | | __ bb _______ || _ | | _ || _________ | | ___ By escaping reality, we won't go insane and kill Works for me. Yay! My own holodeck! each other. .--. ` ` .--. `,,, .--. | | OO ~.. | | '~~ | | | | )) >> | | -||- | | ___________ | | d d __________ |\ | | __________ |\ | | ___ Yay. My own door to - - I think I'll skip the insanity - - - - - - - one big holodeck. | | and kill Nerd Boy right away. | | | | | | - - - - .--.`,,, - - - - .--. , - - - - - .--. - - - - - - - | | | |##| '.. | | | | | |##| ~.. | | | | | OO |##| | | | | | | - - - |##| || - - - - |##| .>>. - - - - || |##| - - - - - - | | |##| || | | | |##| || | | | dd |##| | | | | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030313_ep355.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 355 (Mar. 13, 2003) I finally did it! This machine o o can turn brain waves into music! _____\_/_____ `OO ___|##| ___ |##| .||. (|:|)##| |o_o| |##| ___ bb ________:_|##|_______|##|___ No more lonely nights playing o o the violin! Here goes... `____ _____\_/_____ (|OO|) |##| ___ |##| `||' \ |##| |o_o| |##| db `.___.'|##|_______|##| |)/\/\|\/|| |)\/\/| |. o o ____ _____\_/_____ *BZZT!*-(|##|)-*PAF!* |##| ___ |##| || \ |##| |o_o| |##| ____________________________ db `./\/\/|##|_______|##|________ Wonderful music. BUNDLE OF TULIPS?! o o .~ `,,, , FOR ME? _____\_/_____ | '.. OO> |##| ___ |##| o' || .\\ ___ |##| |o_o| |##| jg&bug______ |\ ________ dd _________ (| |)-'|##|_______|##| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031202_ep468.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 468 (Dec. 2, 2003) 'sup? Not much. Just saw "Bill & Ted's `,,, , Excellent Adventure" again. '.. OO || )) _____ |\ __________ d d ________ Yeah, that movie is You've seen "Bill & Ted's excellent, man. `,,, , Bogus Journey," right? '.. OO .||. .||. ____ || ____ dd _____ That movie was bogus. What? It.. Hey, why are you `,,, , just repeating words '.. OO from the title? .||. -||- _______ || ____ dd ______ That movie was repetitive, Yeah, I'll go have a more rewarding but in a good way! `,,, , conversation with a chatbot. '.. OO .||. (( jg || b b File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030717_ep409.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 409 (Jul. 17, 2003) We should play more Real table- role-playing games. top games. `,,, , '.. OO || .||. _________ |\ ________ dd __________ The real thing. Word. `,,, , '.. OO .||. .||. _________ || ____ dd _________________________ But with my new job at the Ohhh, so -that's- why gaming store, I never have you're never at home. time anymore. `,,, , '.. OO || (( _______ |\ ____ b b _________________ And why you think there's an evil clone of me working there every time Ohhhh! you come by and try to kill me! `,,, , '-- OO || (( jg_____________________________________________ |\ _____ b b ________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030615_ep395.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 395 (Jun. 15, 2003) So, can you get him out No, but I found a program of the virtual reality? that lets him control it. ` _ `,,, ~.. (_| ..' ,-:@@ .>>. ,[__]_,\\ / |(( __ || ____ (_|___|_||___,' ||bb __ Are you starting it? Can Yeah, it's.. Hey, -you're- you see what's happening? in the VR. But what are you.. ` _ `,,, ~.. (_| ..' ,-:@@ .>>- ,[__]_,\\. / |(( __ || ____ (_|___|_||___,' ||bb __ oh mama _ ,,, , ~.. (_| oo' ,-:@@ .>>. ,[__]_ \\ / |(( _________________ || ____ (_|___|_||___,' ||bb _________________ Well? What's going on?! NOTHING. ` _ `,,, ~.. (_| oo' ,-:@@ ->>- ,[__]_ || / |(( jg || (_|___|__||__,' ||bb File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030130_ep337.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 337 (Jan. 30, 2003) _________\ Thanks for the ride. No problem. ___ | `,,, , _____ |_|_| | '.. ~.. _/__|__\ |_|_| | .||. >> ,'_ | _ \ ________| ____________________ || _____ |\ _____`(_)--'(_)'________ You drive really well for a girl. ` ,,, _____ ..' ~oo _/__|__\ || .>>. ,'_ | _ \ ____________________ /| ________ || _____`(_)--'(_)'_ And that's the last BRUT4L. we ever saw of poor \ ,,, __ ___ *sniff* old Fan Boy. `OO -- ,,# (,,() || .//. .|(. || ________ bb ______ _/ )_ _ || __ || _____ Will you quit it?! THE LAST WE I'm RIGHT HERE! `,,, EVER SAW! ,,, __ ___ '.. `OO -- ..# (,,() -||- -\\- .//. .|(. || jg_______________ || _____________ dd _____ _/ )_ _ || __ || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030401_ep363.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 363 (Apr. 1, 2003) You dumped your old friends just because Yeah. they bored you? `___ , ()..) OO || (( _________________ |\ ___ b b __ What luxury. I don't make Sure you do, I've seen you. You friends so easily as `___ , just can't -keep- friends well. to dump them at will. ()..) OO .||. .||> __ || ____ dd __ Maybe people like me can't keep friends because people like you dump us? `___ * ()..) OO -||- )) ___________________ || ____ dd ________________________ Strange... I seem to have wandered into "HammerHead's Guilt Trip Emporium". Must ___ , have missed the sign on my way in. ()..) OO || <||> jg____________________ || ____ bb _________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030727_ep413.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 413 (Jul. 27, 2003) You look buff today. You know how in some games, What's going on? ` repetitive tasks give experience ,,, , that you can assign to '.. OO any attribute or skill? || .\/. ________ |\ __________ dd ______________ Yeah? I invented "The XP Assigner(tm)", ` and turned 5 years of stupid ,,, , debugging sessions into '.. OO upper body strength. .||. -\/- Look at my pecs! ________ || ____ dd _______ Um, doesn't that mean you're now "Pecs" is short for much worse at programming? `,,, , "pectorals". '.. OO .||. .\/. __ || ____ dd __ You also seem to have traded ... Pecs? away your intelligence... `,,, , '-- OO .||. \/ jg || ____ dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031228_ep479.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 479 (Dec. 28, 2003) Hey guys, I learned Let's see it. self-hypnosis. `,,, `OO ..' ..~ (( .||. .<<. _______ b b _____________ || ____ || ___ I will turn into a frog, and awake from hypnosis when I snap my fingers! ` ,,, ..' ..~ || .||. .<<. _____________ bb ___________ || ____ || __________ That's pretty convincing. ribbit `,,, ` ..' --~ OO .||. << ________ d||b __________ || ____ || ______ Do you think that frog will snap its fingers any time soon? Who cares? ,--. `,,, , ribbit / / | ,-'.. -- ..~ --. ` +-+-+ .-'__ || __ << .-'| OO jg | | | ||__ // ___ //_|__| d||b File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030529_ep388.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 388 (May. 29, 2003) Great job, getting Oh shut up. us captured by `__ _____ , a giant virus. #--_/ @ |_..~ =|-'\___/--<= || : || _:_ /`.|./.'|,'\ ______ ' |/ | ____________ * ..~ I think he's gonna eat 77 us! Do something! `__ __@__//>> #oo_/ (__)/ =\-'\___/ /> : _:_ |`|\.|./|'| jg_______________________ | | | | | ________________________________ You Want A Dental Plan?! ___ Do Virii Even Have Teeth? // |@ ___ , ||_/ |=_/ Your powers of spite shh, we're supposed ((: | \ strike again! ` __ , to be -sneaking- _:_ | \ _ #.. ~oo |`|\.|./|'| | \_)\ .)|. .>>. | | | | | |______,'____________________ )\ )\ _______________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031225_ep478.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 478 (Dec. 25, 2003) ART DAY: MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS ------------------------------ _ __ /_/_/ _ _ \ ,--. / /_/_/ ,'.'_\ -- (|@@|) -- /_/_/ |_/ _\_| / -||- \ \_|//(##) db Black chocolate! *drool* ( o) \#| OO \_| ')) | Dolby 5.1 headphones dd =>-.__,' >O< __ o _ `-' o // >O< o _ ,'''. \ _)) |___| " ||o|| CommuniCam Candy! |+-+| , '---' ////, / '/ / . / / / /|\ ( ( ( /-|+\ \ \ \ /-.|\-\ `-'-' /#-_|,-'\ Obligatory /'-< |_+-'\ IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! socks! `-._`| _.-' , `"' _ @@ Pyramid Maze V-||- jg dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031218_ep475.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 475 (Dec. 18, 2003) And then I realized that all my How fascinating. socks have holes in them! , `OO ~-- || >> __ bb ______________________ |\ _______ / Why did I say that? Now she'll get me socks \ . o\ for Christmas! I have to talk her out of it! / OO -||- ______ bb __________________________ Oh, hey.. About I know, don't worry. the socks... , I'm not getting `OO ..~ you anything for .||. .<<. Christmas. ________________ bb __________ || ________ *phew* OO ~.. )) >> _____________ d d ______________________________ |\ ____ OO || jg dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031007_ep444.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 444 (Oct. 7, 2003) _______________________________________ It's pretty cool having /`--._ `--._ , a huge spaceship. /// / `-._ `-._ /// / `. `. . / `. `. . __________________________/ \ \ nleaded \ \ \ el only \ \_______\ * __________________________ \ / / (_) _.'`. \_______________/_______/ ` __________________.---' _.'\ / ____ / Yeah. ____________________.---' \ / /___/ / _.'/ / /___/ / . _____________________.---' /____________/_/___/_/ _.' _.' ' * ____________________.---'___.---' . x---------------------------------------------------------------------x | \ | o __ o \ | |\ \ | ........ `(oo)' \ _.-'| | \ \ | ; ______ : o' [] `o \ _.-' | |__\ \ |____ / /------\ \____ _______________\.-' | | \ \ / / / \ \ \_/ . | | . \_______\/ \ | | / (o) | | \| ........ |/ / | . | | Too bad we have no ,' _______`. .:' -x- | | weapons to fight ` ; _/___ \_\ ::' | | | off space pirates. : '-----`---' ; * | | `...........' ` . | | * Yeah. jg| x---------------------------------------------------------------------x File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030706_ep404.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 404 (Jul. 6, 2003) NERD BOY TAKES A BATH ____| |`-.__\ OO -:""":- | | | ,.-((--------. :,,,: | .| | _______ \`----------'| ___________| | | 7o `-----------' `-:__| \ NERD BOY HAS A DUCK OO 7o-\\ ---------. __________ \`----------'| ______ `-----------' SEE NERD BOY PLAY *quack* OO ,.- 7o-)) ---. \`----------'| `-----------' So how was your bath? Great 'til my brain overheated `,,, , and I started thinking '.. OO monosyllabically. .||. .||. jg________________________ || ____ dd ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030112_ep329.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 329 (Jan. 12, 2003) __ ` _ -_ ... _ ' _ ... $.. ..~ - -:::: |_)| |_||\/|| | :: $PP. .<<. . - _`"::.|_)|_| || |o o.:: ________ || _____ || ______________ ` - - - . ,- -- - _ I'm OK! The experiment was __ a failure, but the strange $.. ..~ explosion didn't harm me. `OO $PP. .<<. -))- ________ || _____ || ________________________________ d d _ Huh? They can't see me! I'm __ , in a quantum phase shift $.. OO ..~ of some sort! $PP. || .<<. ________ || db || _______ I must revert the effect __ lest I be stuck in ` $.. ..~ limbo forever! OO $PP. .<<. q// ________ || ____ || ______________________________ b ____ I thought he'd Me too! never leave. ` __ , $.. ..~ $PP. .<<. jg____________ || ____ || ______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030323_ep359.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 359 (Mar. 23, 2003) You're looking for Yeah, step a roommate, right? right in. ___`____ ___ , | | OO | (..() |o | || | .||- |___| bb | __ || ________________ Nice place. Thanks. ` ___ , OO ()^^) ___ __ _____ __ (( || |\_ \_ || ||`. --`.|| | ________________ b b ______ |\ __________ | ()-() ||_||_|____|||_| Well, as long as there are Not closets, but there's the no skeletons in your closets, freezer where I keep heads... you've got a new roommate! ___ , `OO (..() -||- .||. _________________ bb _____ || __________________ ..of cabbage? Uh.. yes! That's ` ___ , less weird! OO (..() || -||. jg_______________________ bb _____ || ________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031207_ep470.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 470 (Dec. 7, 2003) So have you bought all your What the heck happened to Christmas presents? `,,, , the spirit of giving?! '.. OO .||. .||. __________ || __ dd _____________ What? What about cherishing `,,, , someone's gratitude?! '.. OO .||. -||- ________ || __ dd _________ But.. Now you're making me BUY MY OWN GIFTS, ` instead of GIVING me something for ,,, , Christmas?! That's INSANE! 'oo @@ || -\\- ________ || __ dd _________ I meant -your- gifts What? I'm not giving to -other- people! `,,, , anything away. 'oo OO -||- || jg || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030318_ep357.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 357 (Mar. 18, 2003) Nerd Boy was deaf?! That explains ,,, a lot. I should apologize to `~.. ..' him for my violent outburst. .>>. .||. __________ || ______ || _____ Nerd Boy? ,,, , '.. ~.. || >> _____ _| __________________ |\ __ |\ _________ | | | | ___________________ Hey, here's a note. "I've moved out. I feel my mind is degenerating. `,,, I need change; new places, new '.. _ ..~ people. Good bye forever." ||//_____ _| .<<. _______________ || | | | | || __ ,,, '.. ..~ || _____ _| << __________________________________ || | | | | || __________ Oops. Maybe I should've written the note -after- ,,, packing my bags. `OO ..' ..~ _n_ || .||. _____ _| .<<. jg___________ |___|bb ____________ || | | | | || __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030211_ep342.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 342 (Feb. 11, 2003) Hah! You have a Thanks. Most people just seriously big head! __ , call me fat, which `~.. c'_) hurts my feelings. .>>- .(__). ____________ |\ ________________ || ______________ * __ ~.. c'_) .>>. .(__). || || Well I uh.. was.. In that case, don't you leading up to that! __ , mean "I was leading `~.. c'_) up to that, fatso"? ->>- .(__). || || __ ~oo c'_) .>>. .(__). ___ || _____________ || ___ What a nice __ , person. oo~ c'_) .<<. .(__). jg_____ /| _______________________ || ________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030420_ep371.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 371 (Apr. 20, 2003) It's kind of boring around -You're- boring. here without Nerd Boy. `,,, , ,--. ,- '.. -- ~.. -. | \ \ |`-.||____.>>.__`-. +-+-+ ___ |__|_\\____\\____|| __ | | | Hmm... `,,, ,--. ..' ,-------- ~.. -. | \ \ || |`-.______.>>.__`-. +-+-+ ______ /| ____________ |__|_______\\____|| __ | | | ,--. ,-------- ~.. -. | \ \ |`-.______.>>.__`-. +-+-+ ________________ |__|_______\\____|| __ | | | FLAME THROWER! ( `,,, ) ,--. 'oo ,,,,, ------- ~oo -. | \ \ [(||:==<|-- - ______ >> __`-. +-+-+ jg || `````__|_______\\____|| __ | | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030914_ep434.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 434 (Sep. 14, 2003) Could you help me out? What does that mean? When it comes to cooking, , "Total idiot"? I'm a total newbie. `OO ..~ (( .<<. _______________ b b _________ || __ You don't know what Why should I?! "newbie" means?! ` , OO ..~ -||- -<<- _______________________ bb _____ || _________________________ OK, I'll use Haven't you already done it in a sentence. , that twice just now? `OO ..~ || .<<. ______ bb _____ || _______ Like this.. Mandy is a newbie Are you making fun of me? to the word "newbie". ` , 'Cause if you are... OO --~ <||. .<<. jg bb /| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031204_ep469.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 469 (Dec. 4, 2003) I don't like to plan my life, _ , because you never know ".. OO what the future may hold. .||. .||> ____ || __ dd _______ Planning restricts your will, _ , quenching your creativity. ".. OO .||. -||- ________________________ || __ dd _______ I refuse to become _ , a mindless robot! ".. \OO .||. ||. _________________ || __ dd _______ Look, the report should've been FASCIST! done by yesterday. You're ` _ , failing the course. "-- @@ .||. -\\. jg || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030105_ep326.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 326 (Jan. 5, 2003) / Aha! It's about time someone \ \ falls for my boyish charm. /o __ . $~~ O $PP |_ __v_ )_| __ |\ ________________________________ | | | |d| | ___ Hellooo -hunk-! Is Why, no.. Be this seat taken? ` __ , my guest. $~~ O $PP. |_ __v_-)_| ___________ || __ | | | |d| | Thanks! __ , * ~~$ O .44\__ __v_ )_| ___________________ /| \ \ *scrape* | |d| | _______ Dude! Where's _ __ my chair!? `,,, *sigh* _## ~~$ '.. OO |_|.____44$ -||- __v_))| jg__ | |\| |/|| ______________________ || ___ | |d|| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030921_ep437.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 437 (Sep. 21, 2003) What if one's life had Yeah? an episode guide? `,,, , '.. OO || .||. ________________ |\ ________ dd __________ Well.. You could read.. As I thought. You didn't have about your life. `,,, , anything profound to say. '.. OO || (( _______________ || ____ b b _____________ Uhh... Yeah, but what Please stop if I -did-?! `,,, , talking. '.. OO -||- || ______ || ________ dd _____ See how I added a twist and Please stop made it a real -thinker-? talking -forever-. `,,, , '.. OO -//- || jg || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030527_ep387.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 387 (May. 27, 2003) No One Can Find Me In This Underground Lair! Nerd Boy Will Soon Do My Bidding! ` ____ Or maybe not! _\==/_ , / | __ ,' | --~ --# ,-' | .<<. .|(. `.________| _________________________ /| ___ /| ___ What?! How Did You Find My Lair? `___ GPS, pal! \_=| Look it up! / | ` __ / | --~ --# _,' | .<<. .|(. \______| _______________ || ____ || ______ Sure. Meanwhile, ___ , Please Die. We have some kind |=_/ of plan, right? Or maybe not. | \ , _ _ ` __ , _ _ | `-'/_, *swish* _\| _\| oo~ #oo |/_ |/_ | _.' |\/ |\/ << )| \/| \/| jg \ `-. |\ |\ || || /| /| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031127_ep466.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 466 (Nov. 27, 2003) What's up? I got a Dolby 5.1 system `,,, , for my computer, and '.. OO it really freaks me out. || .||. ___________ |\ _______ dd __________ How so? Like, in Broken Sword 3 there's ` occasional scratching noises in ,,, , the back speakers, as if '.. OO something's following you. .||. .||> __________ || __ dd ________________ Really? Neat! But.. It's weird. What is? `,,, , '.. OO .||. .||. _______________ || __ dd _____ I didn't hear anything, and I was watching you play the whole time. `,,, * '.. Oo *scratch* <|| || jg *scratch* || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030227_ep349.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 349 (Feb. 27, 2003) ROBOT NERD BOY IS GOING | ON A DATE WITH MANDY... | -------------------------' Ah, how is the robotic We're late, Nerd Boy. Stop beauty this evening? , talking to that, it's `OO ==~ ~.. just a stupid -robot-. (( [[ >> __ b b ____ /| _______ |\ __ ? OO ~== ..~ || .]]. .<<. _____________________ bb __ || _____ || _______________________ ------------------. MOMENTS LATER... | What's wrong? ------------------' __ , oo~ ..# << .|(. _________________ || __________ /| __ Nothing! -I- broke up with -him-! It was NOT the OTHER __ WAY AROUND, GOT THAT?! `~-- oo# .>>'|( jg____________________________________________ // || ______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030506_ep378.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 378 (May. 6, 2003) Dork Girl! OK.. This is getting ` __ , really old. ~^^ --# .>>- |( ______ || _________ /| ____ Huh? I'm gonna skip ahead to where I ` __ , can't take it anymore and have ~.. ..# to convince your secret love .>>. .|(> Nerd Boy to move back in. ______ || ______ || _____________ BKJT! FRKGL!? Yeah, OK bye. ` `__ ~oo #.. ->>- )| _____ ___ _ || _ ____ ____ |\ ________________ ~oo >> jg____________________ || ___________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031104_ep456.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 456 (Nov. 4, 2003) -. \ ,/ /.- Whoops. I blasted \ `-'(__,'/ them all, Fan Boy _ ,~ IDIOT! | .--' included. ` /| /| , | () | OO' oo~ | | " \ -<<- /,-,.-.\ _ ________________________ |_\\ __ /_\ __ ' , . ` -. \ ,/ /.- We can't stand around and mourn. \ `-'(__,'/ He started this quest. He'd have _ ,~ | .--' wanted us to complete it. ` /| /| | () | OO' ,,~ | | " \ << /,-,.-.\ _ ________________________ |_\\ __ /_\ __ ' , . ` ____ .--. ,' `-._,----. ' `. `.--. .- ) ,-'. ( , ' ) ,-'\.- -._| _,' - .__,-' .__|| `--'_, \\___ __.' `-. \ // /.---\\,, \ `-'(__,'/ /'oo ~, _ | .--' ` |\ |\ | () | Help? ~.. 'OO | | >> / " jg /,-,.-.\ /_\ //_| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030817_ep422.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 422 (Aug. 17, 2003) I found my old deck of Oh no. cards! Let's see if I can , remember a trick. `OO ..~ ((-[] .<<. ____ b b _________ || _________________ No, it'll be cool. I put this card here.. and now... `OO --~ ||-[] << ____ bb ________ || ______________ Hey, that -is- cool! , ..~ *sssZWP!* -<<- _____________________ || _____________________ IN A DARK DUNGEON... As You Can See, I Have Acquired A Teleport Device. Take `___ OR, you could watch a card Him To the Torture Chamber! \_=| trick and then let me go! / | , _ _ / | OO |/_ |/_ _ / | []-)). \/| \/| jg \`-' | dd || || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030619_ep397.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 397 (Jun. 19, 2003) LATER, IN THE VIRTUAL REALITY... I put you in control of the I'll log off soon, VR, and you only created `,,, wait your turn. ` ..~ a massage simulation?! 'oo OO,<< -||- ___ ))|| _ ____ || ______________________| dd | You're not stuck in here? Just tap your heels How do I log off? `,,, together and say ` ..~ '.. "There's no place OO,<< .||. like home". ___ ))|| _ ___ || _______________________| dd | Oh come on, we're not somewhere over the rainbow.. I don't even You don't? have any red shoes. `,,, ` ..~ '.. OO,<< <||> ___ ))|| _ ___ || _______________________| dd | Oh haha. `,,, *giggle* ^^~ '-- OO,<< .||. ___ ))|| _ jg ___ kk _______________________| dd | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030713_ep407.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 407 (Jul. 13, 2003) I was cleaning, so I vacuumed Really? That your computer, inside and out. , was nice. `~.. OO .>>. || _______________ || ________ dd __________ Vacuum cleaner's kinda strong Wh- WHAT?! Where though; swallowed some pieces. are the pieces?! ` , ..~ OO << \\p __________ /| _________________ d ___ Oh, in the GBRMFL! WHA- Don't panic! Hey, isn't that trash outside. It might still be OK. the garbage truck? ` , I'll just get.. It's early. `,,, ~.. OO ..' ->>. || || jg____________ || _____ dd ________________________________________ /| NOOOOOOOO! Classic! Told ya he'd fall for it. , ` `,,, @@ _ -__-- ~^^ ~~' -\\p - - .>>. .||. ___ d _______________________ || ____________ || ___________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030406_ep365.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 365 (Apr. 6, 2003) Why did you want to What?! I thought -you- come to this bar? ___, wanted to go here! __ `OO ()..) .. ..' (( || (( _ v == -||.___ ___________ b b ___ |\ ______________________|>| Hey there, And get stuck in a relationship with wanna dance? you constantly trying to change me? `__ , ___ __ $~~ OO (..() .. ..' $>> .||. .||. ((-v______.||.___ ___________________ |\ ____ dd ____ || _________|>| You'll just start hating me, break up and we'll both be broken-hearted. __ , ___ __ $.. OO (..() ``,> '.. $>> .||> .||. \\'_________((___ ______________ || __ dd ____ || ______ __|>| Idiot. See?! She hates __ , me already! ` ___ --$ OO (..() .. <<$ -||. || ((-v_____________ jg________ /| ____________________ bb ___ || _________|>| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030116_ep331.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 331 (Jan. 16, 2003) _ So I tried "Shogun: ,,, , Total War". '.. OO |_ ______ .||. .||. ___ | | | | _______ || ______ dd _____________________ Isn't that a really I didn't even get past old game? `,,, , the tutorial... '.. OO .||. || _ || ______ dd _ Isn't that a really really And then you shut up forever and really really really really everyone lived happily ever after! -REALLY- old game? `,,, , '.. OO .||. -||- _______ || ______ dd ______ Huh? Great, now we're doomed to `,,, , NOT live happily ever '.. OO after. Way to go. .||. (( jg____________________ || ________ b b ___________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031012_ep446.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 446 (Oct. 12, 2003) Woah, wait. Before you kill us Well.. You summed it and take our brains, aren't you up pretty well just going to reveal your evil plan? __ , now, actually. ,,, ` __ __ /_\\ '.. ~.. OO =/_ =/_ =_ || >> -||- -\|| -\|| [| __ || _ || _ bb ________________ || _ || ___ dd _ Oh.. I.. KILL THEM AND TAKE but THEIR BRAINS! __ ,,, , __ __ `/_\\ 'oo ~oo OO =/_ =/_ =_ || >> || -\|| -\|| -[| __ || _ || _ bb ________________ || _ || ___ dd _ < __ ___ > ___-- < / /\ | | > --___ -- < /_ \/ | . > -- < > I said "kill", not "disintegrate!" You've ruined perfectly good brains!__ __ __ `/_\\ =/_ =/_ o \|| \|| -[]- jg _,.;._.:\,_,OO.__ || || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030629_ep401.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 401 (Jun. 29, 2003) You're so nerdy. If you're not in Hey, I do non-nerdy front of your computer, you're stuff too, you know. working on some gadget. `,,, _ , '.. (_| O || [__]_.)_| ______ |\ __________ | |d| | Nerdily. Is that even `,,, _ , a word? '.. (_| OO .||. [__]_ ))| ______ || _____ | |dd|| _____ You might be less nerdy if you A make-over? Have you been got rid of the glasses. `,,, _ , watching corny teen '.. (_| OO movies again? .||- [__]_ ))| ___________ || _____ | |dd|| __________ Just saying that if you wanna dance with the most handsome guy at the I'm sure he's very dreamy, prom, you need a make-over! `,,, _ , now please go away. 'oo (_| O -||- [__]_.)_| jg_____________________________ || _____ | |d| | ___________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030520_ep384.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 384 (May. 20, 2003) | | Great! You got us -I'm- not the one who | | | | locked up by our got caught by a ___ | | | | arch-nemeses! `,,, , giant virus! |[_]| | | | |__ '.. OO |\\\| | | |/__/|_________________ -||- ____ .||. ____________________|___|_| | |___/___________________ || ______ dd ____________________________\| __________________________________________________________________ | | | | | | Oh yeah?! Well You're -stupid-! ___ | | | | you're -fat-! `,,, , |[_]| | | | |__ 'oo @@ |\\\| | | |/__/|_________________ .//- ____ -\\> ____________________|___|_| | |___/___________________ || ______ dd ____________________________\| __________________________________________________________________ | | | | | | Sorry... I'm just Yeah. I know. I miss the ___ | | | | a bit torn up, `,,, , outside world, and |[_]| | | | |__ you know..? '.. OO our friends... |\\\| | | |/__/|_________________ .||. ____ .||. ____________________|___|_| | |___/___________________ || ______ dd ____________________________\| __________________________________________________________________ | | | | | | I'm missing the ___ | | | | premiere of `,,, |[_]| | | | |__ Matrix 2. ',, OO |\\\| | | |/__/|_________________ .||. ______ )) ____________________|___|_| | jg|___/___________________ || ______ dd ____________________________\| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030102_ep325.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 325 (Jan. 2, 2003) So I went back in time to hang Err.. I'm you from the future. out with myself. If you can do _ , You can and -will- do it. it, so can I, right? `OO O." |(( _______ ))| ||bb | | dd|| Didn't work though. I What, to when you were need to go further back. _ , a little baby? `OO O." |(( _______ ))| ||bb | | dd|| Oh. Right. That _ won't work. `OO O." |(( _______ ))| __ ||bb | | dd|| __ _________ _ ___ ___ ___ ___ | )_|_( | OO O." |_|_|/___\ | | | |_/__|__\_| |(( _______ ))| _____ ___ ___| || || |_\ /_| __________ ||bb | | dd|| ____| |[_]| |___|___| I could wait 'til Genial. I'm -your- age and go _ , back to -now-! `OO O-" |((- _______ ))| jg_____________________ ||bb | | dd|| ___________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030824_ep425.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 425 (Aug. 24, 2003) Now That I Have The Time Machine, I Will Imprison The Future Version Don't worry. The future ___ , Of Nerd Boy! Ta Ta! me will be prepared. |=_/ ____ , ________________________ | \ , | __ ,,, | `-'| | OO ..~ ..# ..' | ( |------------------------------- \ `. __________________________|__ bb ___ || ____ || ___ || ___ IN THE KIND OF DISTANT FUTURE... I Have You Now, Future ___ , Nerd Boy! Not if I throw \_=| this switch! / | _ , /\_,' | O." ) | -)). `. / _____________________________ dd | ______ What Switch? ___ , \_=| Oh. Riiight. I -knew- I'd / | _ , forgotten -something-. / | O." / | )). jg .-' | dd | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030624_ep399.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 399 (Jun. 24, 2003) Hey, what are you doing out of bed so early? It's another four hours 'til noon. `,,, '.. oo _______))| )) __________________ | | |/|| _____________________ d d _____ Hello? `,,, oo ..' )) _______))| ___ d d ______ | | |/|| __________ ,,, ..' *flush* _______))| ______ | | |/|| _______ That's weird. I didn't know zombies needed to use the bathroom. `,,, uurrrgg... '.. `oo _______))| (( jg| | |/|| __________________________ b b ___ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030128_ep336.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 336 (Jan. 28, 2003) What're you Taking over the universe. doing? `,,, , What does it -look- '.. O like I'm doing?! || |_( _u___ |\ | |b| | Eating breakfast? Well then. `,,, , '.. O .||. |_( _u___ ______ || _______ | |b| | ________ ,,, --' O *Sir, should we prep the cyborg || |_( _u___ infantry for deployment?* /| __ | |b| | __ Did your ham sandwich just say something?! Don't be silly. `,,, , 'oo O .//- |_( _u___ jg__________ || ________ | |b| | __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030504_ep377.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 377 (May. 4, 2003) So.. Dork Girl. My name is Linda. ` ___ __ , ~.. (_(_| ..# >> [_|_]_.|(| |\ | | |//|| Yeah, but you moved in to I'm not taking anyone's place, take Nerd Boy's place, ___ __ , stop calling me that. right Dork Girl? `~.. (_(_| ..# .>>. [_|_]_.|(| || | | |//|| Well.. Bye, STOP CALLING ME Dork Girl. ___ __ , "DORK GIRL"! `..~ (_(_| @@# << [_|_]_ -\\- _ /| ___________ | | | || _|__ ________ See? Dork Girl! * , ___ __ ~^^ (_(_| oo# .>>- [_|_]_ -\\- _ jg || | | | || _|__ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030701_ep402.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 402 (Jul. 1, 2003) So there I am, totally absorbed in my work... *meep* `__ , #.. ==~ .)|. .[[. __________ || ___ || _________ And then someone taps me on the shoulder, scaring me half to death! *meep* Don't you just hate that? `__ , #.. ==~ -)|- .[[. __________ || ___ || _________ Wait a minute... `__ #.. ==~ .)|. .[[. __________________________ || ___ || _____________________________ Does "meep" mean "yes" or "no"? *meep* `__ , #.. ==~ .)|. .[[. jg__________________________ || ___ || _______________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031113_ep460.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 460 (Nov. 13, 2003) Hey, Mandy's role-playing is great. Really_seems like she cares_about me. _/ --_ ` _-- \_ _ I agree. / ,\__/._ ,,, _.\__/ \ * /| , | ) |-`-'='..__ _.-='-'-| ( \ oo~ OO' \\ \ \ `--'- / , )|/ << " \ __"\_\/_______________ _|/\_\" ________ /_\ ____________ |_\\ ___ __ __ He's not in danger?! Then _/ --_ _-- \_ just turn off the hologram! _ OK.. / ,\__/._ ,,, _.\__/ \ , /| , | ) |-`-'='..__ __.-='-'-| ( \ ~-- OO' \\ \ \ `--'- / , )|/ ->>- " \ __"\_\/_________________/,'<_<" _______ /_\ ____________ |_\\ ONE DISAPPOINTING SOUND EFFECT LATER... What, you thought the So this is where the noise trolls were real? came from. You need to turn `,,, down your holograms. ` __ '.. --~ OO ..# <||. .<<. .||. |( ______ || ___ || _____ bb ________________________ /| ___ We're at home?! But.. What, you thought the space the space ship?! `,,, , pirates were real? __ 'oo ~-- OO #.. -||- .>>. .||> )| jg_________________ || ___ || _____ dd ____________________________ |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030923_ep438.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 438 (Sep. 23, 2003) LIFE ON THE ROAD... Here's your key. Welcome to the hotel California. ,,, __ , ______ '.. OO ..' |[][][]| .||. .||. _.-||____|[][][]|_ ____________ || ___ bb __ | | | __ We're doomed! ,,, , ..' Oo || || _________________ /| ____ dd _________ Whaddaya mean? Haven't you heard the song?! "You `,,, , can check out any time you like '.. OO but you can never leave"! .||. .||. ____ || _____ dd ____ Dewdle dewdle -dwee-, THIS IS NO TIME FOR dewdle dew, dededweede.. AIR GUITAR SOLOS! `,,, , '~~ @@ <||" -||- jg || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030513_ep381.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 381 (May. 13, 2003) Did Mandy tell you __ , she's in love ..# OO with me? |( )) ______________ /| _____ d d ____ Not in so many words, So I'm supposed to move but it is pretty obvious. back to take her insults `__ , based on one of #.. OO your -hunches-? .)|. .||. ______________ || _________ dd ______________ Um.. Yeah.. Works for me, `__ , let's go. #.. OO )| )) _______________________ || _____ d d ___________ You found Nerd Boy?! He was with HammerHead Yo. Where was he? I `,,, __ , next door. ___ , looked everywhere! '.. --# OO (..() -||- .|(- || .||' jg__________________ || _____ || _____________ dd ____ || ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030330_ep362.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 362 (Mar. 30, 2003) Wow, it actually drove past us. This rocks! _ ` ___ _ *wroo.. [#] __ OO _()..) [#] __ _____ __ ..oom* | |\_((_ |\_((_ | || ||`. --`.|| | _ | __ | ()bb) | ()\\) | ||_||_|____|||_| Wait 'til you hear this next part... _ ___ , _ [#] __ OO _()..) [#] __ _____ __ | |\_((_ |\_((_ | || ||`. --`.|| | _ | __ | ()bb) | ()\\) | ||_||_|____|||_| . . . . \ _ / ___ \ _ / . . * - [#]- *RATATATA*_()..) [#] \ __ _____ \ __ / | |\ *BOOM*\_*BLAM BLAM*|| ||`. --`.|| | _____________ | *FWOOOSH*) | ()\\) | - ||_||_|____|||_| __________ Cool, huh? _ `___ _ [#] ___ _()..) [#] __ _____ __ | OO|\_ \_ |\_((_ | || ||`. --`.|| | jg | \| ()-() | ()\\) | ||_||_|____|||_| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031221_ep476.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 476 (Dec. 21, 2003) I gotta ask: Why aren't you In fact, yes. -You're- not getting me Xmas presents? getting -anyone- any presents! Was it something I did? , `OO --~ (( .<<. ___ b b ____________________ || ___________ I wasn't serious! I just said I knew it! A-haa! that to give Fan Boy a scare! , `,,, `OO ..~ ..' -||- -<<. -\\. ______ bb _________ || ________________ || ____ A trick?! Threatening not Exactly. to give presents for Xmas `,,, is really mean! `@@ ..~ ..' -//- .<<. || ___ bb _________ || ______ /| ___ ... I don't see the irony, there's no irony, shut up. , ,,, OO --~ --' )) << || jg d d || || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030918_ep436.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 436 (Sep. 18, 2003) What's going on? I've been chatting with a girl on the `,,, , Internet, and tomorrow we're meeting '.. OO in real life for the first time! || -||- ____ |\ _________ dd ______ I bet she's fat How shallow of you! She's smart, witty, and and ugly! `,,, , she sent a picture already, wanna see? '~~ OO .||. .||. _____________ || _____ dd ______________ What? This is just a picture I'm going on a date with of Angelina Jolie. `,,, _ , Angelina Jolie?? '.. |_) @@ .//- _[__] -||- __________ || | | _ dd ______________ Err.. No, I think- THIS IS GONNA BE SOO COOL! `,,, _ , '-- |_) @@ .||. _[__] (( jg____________________________ || | | __ b b ___________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030515_ep382.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 382 (May. 15, 2003) I'm glad you're As Did I; Your Arch-Nemesis. back, Nerd Boy. ` ___ I missed you. |=_/ `,,, | \ ,| '.. OO | `-' \_ .||. .||. | ( _________________ || __ dd _____________________ \ / ___ Yay! I have an |=_/' ,,, , arch-nemesis! | \ '.. OO | `-'\ .||. -||- | (__ || bb | / ___ // |@ ___ //__/ So? Me too. |=_/ (( :(( `,,, | \ _:_ --' OO | \ _ /\|\.\./|/\ -||. .||. | \_.'/ | \ | ____________________ || __ dd ________________ | ( ___ ___ // |@ ___ ||_/ Holy crap. |=_/ ((: `,,, , | \ _:_ 'oo @@ | \ |`|\.|./|'| || || | `-') jg | | | | | || dd | '-. File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031214_ep473.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 473 (Dec. 14, 2003) "Blah blah snow, blah blah skiing is so fun." , Let's see how fun these things really are. _ OO _ __.--' .||. '-. |bb| \__ \\ `-. ___.' `--._____________________________________.-' x----------------------------------x----------------------------------x | Hmm. Pretty fun downhill. | Up is an entirely | | \ \ , \ /\ | different matter... | | ` OO `. //\\ | .-' `OO | | .((. \ //\\ A | / .((. | | / bb `.|| /A\ | __.' ( bb ) | | \\ `-.____|___|_________.' // | x----------------------------------x----------------------------------x | .-' '-. | | OH CRAP. Backwards , \ | | is no fun at all! / `-. | | / `OO / `. | | _.-' --+-((. '-._ | | _.' bb \ `--._ | | ----' // `| x---------------------------------------------------------------------x In retrospect, I really should've seen this coming.____ _____ ` pp ` __,' `---._//_ jg.-' `-._____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030902_ep429.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 429 (Sep. 2, 2003) Err.. so how about 'em yankees, huh? Pfft. ` __ , ,,, OO ..$ ..' .||. .<<$ .||. __ bb ___ || _________________ || __ ,,, __ OO '.. $~~ (( .||. $>> ______ bb ________________________ || ________ |\ __ I said "be yourself"! Since when are -you- into sports?! `,,, OO ..' || .||. ___________ bb ________ /| ____ What?! I was talking about the civil war! ,,, `OO --' -||- || jg bb || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030209_ep341.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 341 (Feb. 9, 2003) LATER, AT THE FIRST ANNUAL DANCE MARATHON... | ----------------------------------------------' ,,, ___ __ '.. ()..) ..# OO ..~ .||. ,//> .||. .||. .<<. ___ || _______ |\ ___ || ____ dd ___________ || ____ ,,, ___ __ '.. ()..) ..# OO ..~ .||. -))-((- .||. .<<. ________ || _________ / | | \ ____ dd ___________ || _________ * \ ' / ,,, __ ___ 'oo _ #oo __- (oo()#O ..~ .||. (___ -))- - _//. // .<<. || / | / dd || ,,, __ ___ '.. #.. ()..) ^^~ || )| // pp -<<. jg_______ || __________ || _____ || ____ \\ _____ || _____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030612_ep394.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 394 (Jun. 12, 2003) Heeeeelp! `,,, ? __ __ '.. ..~ __--_ -//- .<<. --- / \ || Nerd Boy's stuck in some kind of What?! Where virtual reality program! `,,, , is he? '.. ..~ -||. << ____________ || ________ /| ________ That's horrible! Here. Quick! Unplug him! `,,, _ , '.. (_| @@:-. oo~ ___ .||- ,[__]_))| ) .<< - _ _________ || (_|___|d||' ____________ < \ -- _________ WAIT! According to the manual, Oh.. I was hoping you that would FRY HIS BRAIN!! hadn't read that part. _ `,,, , (_| @@:-. 'oo ..~ ,[__]_))| ) -//- .<<. jg (_|___|d||' /| || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031120_ep463.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 463 (Nov. 20, 2003) Where the heck is everybody? , OO .||. _________________________ db _________________________________ Hey, is this the dream where I'm the last person on Earth, and I jump off the roof and fly? `OO (( __________________________ b b _______________________________ *..YES IT IS.. S.. s..* Cool! I'll go jump off the , roof right now! OO -||- _____________________________ db _____________________________ You're cruel. Hey, it's not my fault ` __ , he's so gullible. #-- ~^^ __ OO .)|. .>>. -- q// jg_____ || ___ || _________________________________________________ b File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030306_ep352.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 352 (Mar. 6, 2003) Fan Boy! I got a huge basket and sandwiches! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? ,,, `OO ..' __|__-||- || _ \___/ bb __________________________ /| __ Yup, I thought "I wonder if Nerd Boy is thinking the same thing as I am?" `,,, OO ..' __|__.||. .||. \___/ bb _____________________ || But.. Thanks for answering that ` one. Would've bothered `,,, OO me for ages otherwise. '.. __|__.||. || \___/ bb ______________________________ |\ OO __|__.||. jg__________ \___/ bb _______________________________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030216_ep344.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 344 (Feb. 16, 2003) Yeah? That's the first thing you've `__ , said to me in all the (|.. OO time I've known you. 'PP .||. _____ || _______ dd __ Huh? Easil- No no, you're supposed to say `__ , "You don't know me". Then I go (|.. OO "Easily remedied". Then we date. 'PP .||> OK? Start from "You don't". __ || _______ dd __ Sigh. Are you still Easily remedied.. HEY! talking to me? `__ , (|.. OO 'PP .||. __ || _______ dd __ You did that on __ , purpose! ~~|) OO 99' -\\- jg______________ /| ___________ dd ______________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031014_ep447.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 447 (Oct. 14, 2003) Whew. Good thing I made Yeah, your robot making robot copies of us. skills came in handy. ,,, `OO `..~ ..' (( .<<. .||. ___ b b ___,.;._.:\,_,OO._____ || ___ || __ Thanks. Too bad our organic Wait, the -robot copies- were originals got vaporized. vaporized. We're the originals. ` `,,, ..right? OO ..~ ..' .||. .<<. .||. __ bb __,.;._.:\,_,OO._____ || ___ || __ Hmmm... , ,,, OO oo~ oo' || << || _______________ bb __,.;._.:\,_,OO._____ || ___ || ___________________ Yeah, that makes sense. You're probably right. Probably?! , , `,,, OO oO~ @@' )) << || jg d d _,.;._.:\,_,OO.__ || || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030223_ep347.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 347 (Feb. 23, 2003) Why did you go on I thought you built me to do a date with Mandy?! , what you should be doing. `OO OO q//- .||. _______ b _______________ dd ___ If anyone's supposed to go Thus that's what -I- should out with Mandy, it's -me-! , do, as per your orders. `OO OO -||- .||> ___ bb _______ dd ___ -I- should be using Exactly. infallible logic to , win arguments! `OO OO -//- .||. ___ bb _______ dd ___ I SHOULD SHUT UP AND GO LOCK MYSELF IN A CLOSET! `@@ -- .//- .||. jg_______________________ bb _______ dd _______________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030907_ep431.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 431 (Sep. 7, 2003) Hey Nerd Boy. I finished Cool! Can I read it? writing my novel `___ , yesterday. ()..) OO || .||. ____ |\ __________ dd _________ Nope, I deleted it! What?! `___ , ()oo) OO .||. -||- __________________ || ______ dd _______ Well, half-way through, the Oh. plot got too repetitive; `___ , nothing ever happened! ()..) OO -||- || _______ || ______ dd _______ Or maybe I'd fallen asleep on the keyboard again. `___ * (),,) OO -||- || jg ______ || ______ dd ______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030123_ep334.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 334 (Jan. 23, 2003) Wouldn't it be cool if the What the world was like a WikiWeb? heck is that? , , OO ..~ (( .<<. __ b b _________________________ || __ A collaborative site Oh. So it would be where -anyone- can like, say, moving change -anything-! this chair from here.. `OO `~.. -||- .>>-|_ ___ bb ___________________________ /| | | ..to here? , OO ~.. || .>>-|_ _____________ bb ___________ |\ | | _______________________________ Exactly! Our influence If you'll excuse me.. My New would know no limits! , Year's resolution was `OO ~.. "don't talk to idiots". -//- |_ >> jg____________ bb ______________ | | __ |\ ___________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031021_ep450.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 450 (Oct. 21, 2003) Are you a That's what I'd wizard too? _ ,~ like to know. __ `|\ /| , (.. OO --~ (|||/ / " << ___ || ________ //_| __ |_\ ___ She's the fair "Fair maiden"? maiden! Look at her ,~ Helpless twit?! _ hat-flag-thingy! `__ /| , /| (.. / --~ OO' (|||-y << " \ _____ || ______ /_\ ______________ |_\\ ___ It was that or Amazon warrior. That outfit ,~ Oh. _ would.. well.. `__ /| , /| (.. ..~ OO' (|||/ << " \ _____ || ______ /_\ ______________ |_\\ ___ ..reveal your And that's the last fat calves. ,~ _ we ever saw of poor `__ /| /|, old Fan Boy. (.. --~ OO' (|||/ << " \ jg || /_\ |_\\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030720_ep410.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 410 (Jul. 20, 2003) Why am I friends with you? You like sports and Oasis! Give me ,,, , one reason why I shouldn't '.. OO hang out with HammerHead. || (( _______________ |\ ____ b b _________________ / OK, think! Just \ Well? \ one good reason! /o . ,,, , '.. OO .||. .||. __________________________ || ____ dd __________ / I can't think of anything! Agreeing \ \ with everyone has weakened my mind! /o . ,,, *yawn* 'oo OO || .||' jg_______________________________________ || ____ dd _____ I AM INCAPABLE OF ORIGINAL THOUGHT! Good reason. `,,, , 'oo OO -||- || _____ || ____ dd _____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030622_ep398.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 398 (Jun. 22, 2003) I love biking in the ___ summer. What do you Nothing. I hate (^^() like about summer? `,,, , summer. `||' / ____________________ '^^ ________ OO _______________________||___// ---------------- _ (.-, ----- _ (.-, ---------------------------' - - (_)>(_) (_)>(_) - - - - ____________________________________________________________________ ___ / / (),,) // / I hate the heat, I hate the bugs, || // ,,, / , I hate sunburn... ______||___// '.. /__ OO ______________________________ -----------' _ (.-, '-- _ (.-, ----------------------------- - - - (_)>(_) - (_)>(_) - - - o - ___________________________________________________________________ And I hate qq instant karma! -\\- , _ OO ,,, (_). 'oo X_\, _ |.-, (_)' jg (_)/(_) o File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030518_ep383.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 383 (May. 18, 2003) OUR HEROES ARE SURROUNDED! ___ // |@ This is Nah, having ___ ||_/ not good. an arch-nemesis |=_/ ((: `,,, , is cool! | \ _:_ ..' OO | \ |`|\.|./|'| || .||. | \ | | | | | _______ || __ bb _____________ | `-._ ___ // |@ ___ ||_/\\ Ow. Not good. Woah! Cool! |=_/ ((: `=.._ `,,, , | \ _:_ `"*=--.__oo' OO | \ |`|\.|./|'| *whip* `"= -||. | `.__ ___ | | | | | _______ //____ dd ____________ | ,'_____________ (( //____ ,,, Hey, aren't Virus! Care To Swap \\ @ |_oo' you gonna do ___ , Heroes? Mine Is \___/-/= something cool? |=_/ An Idiot. : < \ ` | \ _:_ OO | \ |`|\.|./|'| -||- | `--. jg | | | | | bb | ( File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030427_ep374.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 374 (Apr. 27, 2003) He's been gone too long! Finally! Good bye and I'm going to search `,,, , good riddance! for Nerd Boy now! ..' ..~ || -<<- _________ /| __________ || ________________ Sheesh. , ~.. >> ______________________________________ |\ ____________ Well.. He's not in his room. `,,, '.. --~ || << _______ |\ _______________________ || ______________ MEANWHILE, THE OTHER STORY ARC IS PROBABLY MUCH MORE INTERESTING... Give me o Throw me the the whip! \ ___ , idol! `OO `._(..() __________________ o//- ___________`-||. ________________________ bb /| |\ /| jg / | | \ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031102_ep455.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 455 (Nov. 2, 2003) \ `-'(__,'/ _ Achalamnaug.. ,~ | .--' *cut* ___ OW! /| , Zrathanagara.. /| | () | \ _( )-. , * OO' ..~ | | ( _) -* \-" \- .<<. /,-,.-.\ ____(__.(______)_________ |_\\ _________________ /_\ __ -. \ ,/ /.- Chalethurinor.. \ `-'(__,'/ *crack* * _ , Yudronogob.. ,~ | .--' ____ / | /| /| | () | ,-( `--. \OO'/ ..~ | | oof -( ) " \ .<<. /,-,.-.\ ____ `(___(__)-' ________ |_\\ _________________ /_\ __ -. \ ,/ /.- \ `-'(__,'/ * _ THAUM! ,~ | .--' hee hee__ / /| , /| | () | `_,-( `.-. , OO' ..~ | | ( ( ) ===( *--" \ << /,-,.-.\ __ (___(___.' ` |_\\ ____________ /_\ __ SHORTLY THEREAFTER... I heard a noise from You wouldn't happen to mean Nerd Boy's room. `___ __ , the explosion that's Did you hear it? ()..) --# all over the news? -||. .|(. jg || || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031230_ep480.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 480 (Dec. 30, 2003) So, New Year's Eve, huh? ,,, , What's the point? '.. OO .||. )) _________ || _____________ d d _____ Whaddayamean? Why celebrate the fact that some `,,, , monk or whatever decided that ~.. '.. OO the year starts tomorrow?! >> .||. -||- _ |\ __________________ || ________ dd ______ Is this the "we should have New Year's presents like they do in Japan" ,,, speech again? `~.. ..' OO .>>. .||. || ____________ || ___ || ________ dd __________________ Hmph. ,,, , ~.. '~~ OO >> .||. (( jg || || b b File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031118_ep462.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 462 (Nov. 18, 2003) You know what really bugs Huh? What? me about you, Linda? `,,, __ , '.. ..# .||. .|(. _______________________ || ___ || __________________ Nothing! If you want our relationship to `,,, __ , work, you should tell me if '.. ..# there's some kind of problem. -||- .|(. _____ || ___ || ___ What? No! It's just a cute thing to say! "What bugs me?" "Nothing!" See? | Yeah right. Ask Nerd Boy! | `,,, __ , OO '.. --# (( -||. <|(> __ b b _____________________ || ___ || ___ You should be more What?! honest about your SHUT UP! feelings, man. `,,, __ `OO oo' #-- .||. -||- )| jg bb || |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030925_ep439.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 439 (Sep. 25, 2003) So you're a hypochondriac? No, I'm an antichondriac. ` __ , ~.. OO ..' .>>. .||. .||. _________ || __ bb ____ || __________________ What the heck I always think I have the is that then? opposite of whatever medical ` __ , condition I actually have. ~.. OO ..' .>>. -||- .||> ____________ || __ bb ____ || _____________________________ So, you're the opposite of an antichondriac, but only if you actually -are- an antichondriac. * ` __ ~-- OO ..' .>>. .||. || ____ || __ bb ____ || _______ You just drove As if he wasn't him insane! already! ` , __ ~-- OO oO' .>>- .||. )) jg || dd (( File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030311_ep354.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 354 (Mar. 11, 2003) Hey Nerd Boy, what would I'd change that weird you do as president of the right to bear arms. United States? `__ , #.. OO )| .||. |\ dd Really? You'd change Well, duh! Who wants bear the arms laws? `__ , arms anyway?! Let the #.. OO bears keep their arms! .)|. -||- _____ || ________ dd _____ Wh- What?! Yeah. If you're giving away `__ , arms, make it something #.. OO cool like -robot- arms. .)|. .||. ________________________ || ________ dd __________________________ Forget I asked. And one arm could have a __ , , laser gun maybe, or --# OO some kinda saw... |( .||- jg__________ /| ______________________ dd _________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030710_ep406.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 406 (Jul. 10, 2003) Fan Boy, do you always agree with everyone? Yes. | | No you don't. | No. | , `,,, ` OO '.. ..~ (( || << _______ b b __________ || ___ /| _________ So now you're disagreeing with me, aren't you? No! What? Now you're | | disagreeing with ` `,,, , both of us! OO oo' ..~ .||- -||- -<<. ____ bb ____ || ___ || ____ ) Hey! What did you ( do to my boyfriend? ) ` __ ,,, *whistle* #-- oo' OO ~'' )| || (( >> jg_____ |\ _________________ || _____________ b b __ |\ ________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030327_ep361.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 361 (Mar. 27, 2003) HammerHead, we've got to do ___ , something about our ()..) OO stupid single status. .||. )) ______ || ______________ d d ____ Actually, I've given up. We're going to die and `___ forget we existed, ()..) OO so who cares? -||- .||. __ || ______ dd _________________ ___ ()..) OO || || _______________ || ______ dd __________________________ That works with the "sit at home ___ , and let the girls come to you" ()..) OO strategy I was about to propose. || || ________ || ______ dd _________ Let's see what's You have the Kikujiro no Natsu on TV. `___ , DVD, right? Let's watch that. ()..) OO || (( jg________________________ |\ ____ b b ______________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030408_ep366.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 366 (Apr. 8, 2003) Nerd Boy, can you explain ___ , programming to me? OO (..() (( || ___ b b _____________ /| __________ --------------------. 10 MINUTES LATER... | --------------------' ..storing the address on ___ a stack. So now we.. `OO (..() .||. .||. ______ bb ____ || ________ ----------------------------. ANOTHER 10 MINUTES LATER... | ----------------------------' ..and then you have to ___ compile, which is.. `OO (..() <||. .||. ______ bb ____ || ________ --------------------------------. YET ANOTHER 10 MINUTES LATER... | --------------------------------' ..and that pretty much Umm.. Not really. Maybe we sums it up. Got it? ___ , had too many of those `OO (..() 10-minute breaks? .||. || jg ________________ bb ____ || __________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030803_ep416.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 416 (Aug. 3, 2003) People argue about anything; No they don't. stupid stuff that doesn't matter. , `OO ~.. (( |.>>______ _| ________________ b b ___________ ||\\| | | | ______ Are you arguing with me Just saying that if people just to prove my point?! , argue about stuff, it `OO ..~ matters.. to -them-! .//- <<| ______ ______________ bb ______ //|| | | ___ Sorry, I know for a fact What?! How? that you're wrong. ` , OO oo~ <||> -<<- _ __________ bb _____ || _|__ ____ Because this argument doesn't matter to me one bit. ` OO --~ )) << jg______________________ d d __________ || ____________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031123_ep464.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 464 (Nov. 23, 2003) That's why I strive to become But.. That isn't even a totally rational person! a rational goal! ` __ , OO/ ..# .|| -|(- ___________ bb ___ || ____________ Exactly! The brain itself can't remove its own irrationality using an irrational system. ` __ OO ..# .||- .|(. ___________ bb ___ || ____________ Our obsolete genetic luggage can only be totally removed using a rational system! __ `OO ..# -||- .|(. ___________ bb ___ || ____________ That's why I strive to become a totally rational person! ` __ OO/ --# .|| |( jg bb || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030109_ep328.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 328 (Jan. 9, 2003) How can you fall for ,,, __ , guys like him? ..' ..# ..~ || .|(. .<<. __ /| ____________________ || _____ || ______________ He's socially incompetent, has silly obsessions, and alternates __ , between hyperactivity and #.. ..~ complete laziness. .)|. .<<. __ || _____ || __ Sounds a lot like the guy Hey gals. What're you -you've- fallen for. ` __ , talking about? #.. oo~ OO .)|. << )) ________________________ || _____ || ______ d d __________________ OW! What was __ that for?! #~~ `O# ~-- .)|. || >> jg________________________ || _____________ bb __________ |\ __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030715_ep408.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 408 (Jul. 15, 2003) zz zz ...._____.... zz z z z ARGH! KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT | | | zzz z zzz , |_/_____bzz_| zz '.' @@ ..~ | \-------/ | -//- << |__) (__| ___________________ dd _____________ /| _______________ There. You.. You saved me from the evil ` , of open windows in summer! ..~ OO *clap* -<< || __ || __________ dd __ Don't get all mushy. Admit it. You like me on I only did it so you , some level, right? would shut up. `~.. OO >> .||. _____ |\ ______ dd ______ You killed that fly because we.. To open another Hey, where are you going? ` , window. OO ~-- .||. >> jg______________________________ bb _________ |\ ________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031211_ep472.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 472 (Dec. 11, 2003) Here comes the sun, Nerd Boy, you need to turn the earth , doo-do-doo-doo. , back and restore winter. OO ..~ (( .<<. ____ b b _____________________ || ___________________ Why?! It's better Let me introduce you this way! ` , to some people. OO ~-- -||- >> ________ bb ______________ |\ ________________________________ _________________________ | / \ . _ , / \ -- (_) -- _____________/_____________\ There he is! ' ` | __ ' Get him! \\\ | ___ | | | Oo __ , __ ,,, \ __ __ __ |_|_| | | o| || oo' --' oo -- oo/\ --) --" oo$ |_|_| | |__|__bb -|| (_ ) || // .|| .||. )) .|(. _______________|__|___|---'-.____ || || '_/ )_ || dd || || Democracy sucks! , O# )) jg d d File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030605_ep391.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 391 (Jun. 5, 2003) Loser! Waaaah! __ ` ___ , #.. ~-- _ ();;) )| .>>- - _ .//. ___ |\ _______________ || __________ / > __ Mandy, why are you always insulting people? Are ` __ you afraid of getting #.. ..~ too close to them? .)|. .<<. ___ || ________ || ___ __ #.. ..~ .)|. .<<. ____________________ || ________ || _______________________ Dork! __ , #.. ..~ .)|. -<<. ___ || ________ || ___ Heh heh.. __ , #-- ~.. )| >> jg______________________ || _______________________ |\ ______________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031019_ep449.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 449 (Oct. 19, 2003) AT THE HOLODECK... / \ /\ / \/ \ /\ _ Nerd Boy, ,---._/ \ _ Fan Boy, did you start /__\/\ '.is that you? __ `. /| , a fantasy program?_______ ||/__ \ / `(.. \ OO' __.-----.__,-' `': || '._ / (|||/ \ " \ ,-' '-. `:| '-./____ || ______________ |_\\ ` \ Yeah! Don't I look / Yes.. What inspired cool as a knight? / you to make me the /\ _ Look at my sword! ._/ _ silliest wizard ever? /__\/\ '. ` __ `. /| , _______ ||/__ \ / (.. | \ OO' __.-----.__,-' `': || '._ / (|-||-T \ " \ _,-' '-. `:| '-./____ || _______ |_\\ ______.' ` \ What do you mean? _ I mean the silly beard, `__ /| , the silly hat, the (.. OO' silly cape. Why?! (|||/ " \ ___ || _______ |_\\ ______ I thought you'd _ A WAND WITH A ,~ Move over. like it. ` __ /| , STAR ON IT?! /| , My turn. (.. * OO' --~ (|||/ |-" \ .<<. jg || |_\\ |_\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030608_ep392.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 392 (Jun. 8, 2003) Hahaa! I captured your ,,, , dice! They're mine! _'.. O |_((_____.)_| | |\| |d| | Yeah, the object of the game LIAR! They belong is to capture dice, but only to -me- now, ME! for scoring. You don't `,,, , actually keep them. _'.. OO |_((_____ //> _ | |\| | bb _|__ Hah-HAAA! ,,, , _'oo _ -__ @@ |_((_____ _ ___-- q//> ________________ | |\| | ___ _|__ ________ b _______ Yeah.. That might be why I vowed never to play Button Men with him ever again. `,,, _'-- |_((_____ _ jg_____________________ | |\| | ___ _|__ ______________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030617_ep396.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 396 (Jun. 17, 2003) Good thing I got Mandy out of here before she discovered what Nerd Boy's _ doing in the virtual reality. `,,, (_| ,-:@@ ..' ,[__]_ / |(( || _____ (_|___|_,' ||bb _________________________________________ /| But I have to get him out of the VR before Mandy realizes there's no _ shoe sale and comes back. `,,, (_| ,-:@@ ..' ,[__]_ / |(( .||. (_|___|_,' ||bb _________________________ || I could use this extra VR set to _ go in after him, but then `,,, (_| ,-:@@ I might get stuck too... '.. ,[__]_ / |(( .||-: __ (_|___|_,' ||bb _______________________________ || __ oh yeah that's the spot I'M GOING IN! _ , `,,, (_| ,-:@@ oo' ___ ,[__]_ / |(( :-\\. _-- jg(_|___|_,' ||bb / \ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030819_ep423.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 423 (Aug. 19, 2003) Trying Something Silly Will Only Make Your Inevitable Death More Painful. ` ___ I.. I just thought you \_=| might wanna see a card trick / | , before you k-k-k-kill me. _ / | OO /(_.' | []-)). _________________`. | ____ dd _____________________ .. I'll Allow It. ` ___ \_=| / | / | OO _.' | []-|| ________ .-' | ____ dd ________________ SECONDS LATER... Ged Him! Add Hepp Me Ged Dese ___ , Cadds Oud Ob My Mouf! |<_/ | \ _ _ _ _ | `-'/__ |/_ |/_ |/_ | <_ \/| \/| \/| jg | _.-` /| /| /| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030126_ep335.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 335 (Jan. 26, 2003) _ ,,, (_| O ..' [__]_.)_| ______.|| __ | |d| | _ | | || _____________ I'm borrowing _ a pencil. `,,, (_| O ..' [__]_.)_| ______ |-||. __ | |d| | _ | | ___ |\ _________ Careful, that's my ?! pencil/laser gun! ,,, ___ _ __ `OO oo' *swish!*______ _- //-|.|| --- _ | | __ bb _ || _ Nah, I'm kidding, it's Can't even lend just a pencil.. see? me a pencil.. `,,, `OO Cheapskate! '-- ______ .||-| || _ | | __ bb ____________________ |\ __ ,,, @@ , 'oo ______ .//--()- *zot!* --->)) jg| | bb ` // File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030424_ep373.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 373 (Apr. 24, 2003) I just realized that You're right! We have to Nerd Boy may never find him right now! come back. `,,, , '.. oo~ || -<<- _ |\ __________ || _ Really? Duh! I was being sarcastic; `,,, , I hate his guts! '.. ''~ .||. .<<. || || How do I know -that- I'll make it easy for you: When wasn't sarcasm? `,,, , I'm not punching you in the '.. --~ face, I'm being sarcastic. .||. .<<. ______________________ || _____ || _______________________ Ah, -that's- You wish. sarcasm! `,,, , '~~ --~ .||- .<<. jg || /| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030930_ep441.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 441 (Sep. 30, 2003) I think the brain's clusters are too big. ,,, , ___ '.. OO | | || (( |o | _____ |\ __ b b _____________________|___|__ \ ____\ Store a 1 kB file on a harddrive that has _ | Huh? 16 kB clusters. That file will use a whole _| | `,,, , cluster. You'll have 15 kB of nothing. _| | '.. OO | || (( |--._____________ |\ __ b b ________________________________ ,-----. ,-( ) ( ` , ) I think it's the same with thoughts. `,_\ \V/-' Think small thoughts, and you'll \\/ / ,,, , waste brain space, right? ' | | ______ '.. OO | | )_____)_ || (( ., / `. / \ / \ |\ __ b b _________________ Uh.. I didn't understand Exactly! a word of that. `,,, , '.. OO || -\\. jg || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030814_ep421.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 421 (Aug. 14, 2003) FOR SOME REASON, OUR HEROES ARE PLAYING AMERICAN FOOTBALL... You won't get Yeah! CHAAARGE! past us! `,,, ` __ , '.. ~.. #.. OO -__ .//. .>>. .)|. o\\p _- ______________,-.______ / \ _____ || _______ || ______ d ____ pp ___ o-//- _ `-. | OO `-. \ / `. ` ,-' ,,, *TACKLE* __ - 'oo __ _ __ -\\- -_ oo~ oo# - \\ - -- << |( jg______________________,-.__ `. || _______ || ______ Is it a Dunno. You knocked out the touch-down? only one who knows any rules. | ` __ , ,,, --~ ..# pp 'xx .<<. |( __ o-//. ______________ ,\\__ _____________ || _______ || ____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030213_ep343.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 343 (Feb. 13, 2003) Geez. We should start living. ___ ,,, , We're total slackers. | | .'' OO | ||___v-\\____ |_ ______ ))| |___| || | | | | | dd|| We are? Yeah, we just sit around and `,,, , -talk- all day long! '.. OO .||v |_ ______ ))| |\ | | | | dd|| Wait.. Isn't that exactly what you're doing now? `,,, * '.. OO |(( _v____ ))| ____________________ ||\\| | dd|| ____________________ You're quite the Shush. I'm busy hypocrite. `,,, , slacking. '.. OO |((-v_____ ))| jg||\\| | dd|| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030731_ep415.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 415 (Jul. 31, 2003) What's all I finally forgot the entire the racket? "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!" ` , ~.. OO >> -||- ___ |\ ______________ dd __________________ Now I can enjoy the books as if it were the first time! I'll rediscover the improbability Whatever. drive, sympathize with Marvin again, revisit , , Eccentrica Gallumbits on Eroticon IV... --~ OO << .||. ___ /| ___________________ bb _________________________ * OO || ____ bb ____ I thought you were going Go away. to read a book. ` , _ ~.. O |_) .>>. |_(._[__] jg___________________ || _______ | |b| | __________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030821_ep424.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 424 (Aug. 21, 2003) I Have Captured You -And- Your Friends By Way Of Teleport. Now Surrender Your ___ , Time Machine To Me, Or Else! |=_/ ______________________________ | \ | ,,, __ ___ ,,, OO | `._,-, | ..' ~.. ..# (..() -- .||. | (_ |------------------------------ _______ bb ___ | / _____________| || || || || _/ )_ Wait, if you can teleport us here, why ___ not do that with the time machine? |=_/ `______________________________ | \ | ,,, __ ___ ,,, OO | `. | ..' ..~ ..# (..() -- .||. | `-._ |------------------------------ _____ bb ___ | \ ____________| || || || || _/ )_ Did I just say ___ something very stupid? |o_/ `______________________________ | \ | ,,, __ ___ ,,, OO | \ | ..' --~ --# ()..) -- (( | \ |------------------------------ jg bb | `-. | || || || || _/ )_ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030429_ep375.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 375 (Apr. 29, 2003) ___ Why don't we ever do _ __ _____ __ (..()_ anything cool? `O |_) | ||.'-- .'|| || _))_/| \_( _[__] |_|||____|_||_|| ___ (//() | _____________________ _|_b | | This week we went ___ That's already in _ __ on a quest for `()..)_ my weblog. _ `OO |_) | || a sacred idol. _))_/| \\(( _[__] |_|||____|_||_|| ___ (//() | __________________ _|_bb | | Oh. You also fought the Didn't we do something evil cybermonster. `___ , -cool-_this week? __ _____ __ ()..)_ OO _ |_) | ||.'-- .'|| || _))_/| ))// _[__] |_|||____|_||_|| (//() | dd_|_ | | ___ _ __ _____ __ (..()_ OO _ |_) | ||.'-- .'|| || _))_/| ))// _[__] |_|||____|_||_|| ___ (//() | __________________ dd_|_ | | _____ We tried the new Perfect rant Fanta flavour. `___ material! _ *click* __ _____ __ ()..)_ `O |_) *clack* | ||.'-- .'|| || _))_/| \_(._[__] |_|||____|_||_|| ___ (//() |jg_____________________ _|_b| | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030417_ep370.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 370 (Apr. 17, 2003) It was the big showdown; my | investigation was now over. | -----------------------------' Just as I thought. You _ __ __ , two work together. "oo @oo ___ --' .(__). .>>. `'\-|| _ || __ || ____________________ /| ________________________ Yeah. You sent me on a wild goose chase _ __ , __ , to keep me out of the way ".. @.. ___ --' while you pulled a heist. .(__). .>>. `'\-||. There was no lost packet! _____ || __ || _______________ || _____ That's right. So... ` _ __ __ , ".. @.. ___ --' .(__). .>>. `'\-||. _____________ || __ || _______________ || _____________________________ Do I still get _ __ __ , paid? ".. @.. ..' .(__). .>>. ,.|| jg___________ || __ || _____________ | || _______________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031030_ep454.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 454 (Oct. 30, 2003) FAN BOY BATTLES THE GOBLINS... Shouldn't you help \ *smack* _ ,~ him with a spell _ _.--._ / /| /| , or whatever? ^oo( ( ) | OO' ..~ -- ( .- _)-T " \ .<<. _____`(___.__) ____________________ |__\\ /_\ _____ Awww.. but I can't use So you'd rather *slice* / this wand. It looks_ ,~ have your best \ .---.-. really silly. ` /| /| , friend hacked _( (_ ) - * OO' ..~ into pieces? - ( _ _,'- |-" \ .<<. `(__)-'oo ____________________ |__\\ /_\ _______ OK.. Hey, wait.. Since when do you care about Fan Boy? | You saw what I did to that | third goblin, right? Yeah? | | Wanna see it again? I'll start working | *b1ff* / on that spell now. _ ,~ Good idea. \ .----. ` |\ /| ,' ,' )-. 'OO --~ - ( -. ) / " .<<. jg `-(____)_.' ___________________ //__| /_\ _______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030805_ep417.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 417 (Aug. 5, 2003) It's the greatest Bah. Basically just What's this invention ever! books, phone and TV about? `,,, , rolled into one. `__ '.. OO ..~ ..# .||. .||. .<<. |( ___ || ___ dd _____________________________ || ______ /| ___ INNOVATION! COALESCENCE! The internet, `,,, , I think. __ 'oo @@ `~.. ..# -||- -||- .>>. .|(. ___ || ___ dd _____________________________ || __ || ___ If not for the True. I yield; internet, no 87k! you win. In fact.. `,,, , __ '.. OO ..# ..~ .//- || |( << ___ || ___ dd _______________________ /| __ || ___ Let's listen It's over?! What If you knew, you'd be as to it -now-! the heck happened? weird as you think they ` ,,, `__ , are now. OO ..' ..# --~ )) || -|(- .<<. jg__ d d ___ /| ______________________ || __________ || _______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031125_ep465.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 465 (Nov. 25, 2003) And since Strong Bad won't Oh shut up, Nerd Boy. Only answer that question, they you would find that amusing. asked the Internet Oracle! , `OO ~-- <||. >> _____ bb ____ |\ _____ Oh? What about the person who wrote * the question? `OO ~.. -||- .>>. _______ bb ______ || _______________ Or the many fans of Strong Bad and the Internet Oracle? `OO ~oo )) >> ________ d d ____________ || ____________________ _ .-----------. I'm sorry. We offer no ___ /_\ |ACME TRAVEL| __ , one-way intergalactic |||| | | AGENCY | ~oo __ ..' trips at this time. |||| | `-----------' .>>. _((_||| |o_|jg | || |__|_||| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030403_ep364.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 364 (Apr. 3, 2003) Hmm.. Tricky ___ , shot... ()..) OO |-||. .||. ___________ c| || ____ bb __o___________________________________ Nine iron. ___ , ()..) OO |-||. -||. __ c| || ____ bb __o____ Here. Thanks. `___ , ()..) OO .//-|-||. |\c| bb o - o .' ___ , (#o() \\ ` `. - _ OO> _) ) - /__ )) _ , / jg________________ c/ _ b b *pok!* - ____________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030916_ep435.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 435 (Sep. 16, 2003) A DAY IN THE LIFE ----------------- ow. __ , __ '.x #.. / / (( )| // __ __ __ / \\ |\ // / / / / / / / _ _____________________________________// /_/ /_/ /_/ /______ -----------------------------------' '------- *click* *whimper* _ *clickety* ,, /| .#(/ *clack* '.x _ __,\|_.|(/ .\/. ______ [_]-|' |/_|_ ____________________ |\ _____ That'll be 3.50. `__ __ __ ,,, ___, __ (.. ..# x.' -x x.' 'x. ,||-/|_ .|( (__) // .||. || ____ ||| | || ____ || _/ )_ || _____ LL _________ You look like you've A beautiful girl like me in this had a rough day. town full of perverts? Do the math. `,,, __ , '.. --# .||. |( jg || /| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031005_ep443.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 443 (Oct. 5, 2003) Hmm.. It's been ages True. since our last adventure. , ,,, __ `OO ..~ ..' ..# .||. .<<. .||. .|(. ______ bb _________ || ___ || __ || So let's go to Mars Roadtrip! Yay! and meet some Martians! `,,, __ `OO ^^~ ~~' ~~# -||- -<<- -||- -|(- _____________ bb _________ || ___ || __ || _____ AND THUS... Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? No. | . ` | * -x- . _______ , | * . _/___ \_\ * '-----`---' . * . . . Are we lost? * * ` Err.. Shut up. . _______ , _/___ \_\ . jg . '-----`---' File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030220_ep346.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 346 (Feb. 20, 2003) Soo.. I'm the real *sigh* Yes! -I- am Nerd Boy, right? , the robot copy. `OO OO .||. || __ bb _________ dd __ Well then go do the stuff Very well. I should be doing so I can , totally slack off! `OO OO ||- (( _________ bb ______________ b b _______________ That worked out great! Now I can , finally catch up on my reading. OO )) _____ d d __________________________ -----------------------------. AND WHILE NERD BOY READS... | -----------------------------' I.. can't believe I'm It's the new me, baby. on a date with you! , `~. . . OO |_>._v_|__|_v_ ))| jg_______________________________ | |\| |dd|| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031116_ep461.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 461 (Nov. 16, 2003) Do you think events in time Diverge. Everything matters; a converge or diverge? ` ___ __ , butterfly flapping it wings ()..) ..# might cause a typhoon. || .|(. ____________ |\ ________ || _________ I think things converge, so all major events remain even But.. If you don't affect the if you go back in time and `___ __ , world, you needn't exist. try to change things. ()..) ..# .||. .|(. ________ || _____ || _________ Good point! I'll go That's selfish! If the world is kill myself right now! divergent, you might be ruining `___ __ , it for the rest of us! (~~() ..# .\\. -|(- _____________ < \ _________ || ________________ Oh. Well -excuse me- for `___ __ , saving your life! (,,() --# || |( jg || || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030904_ep430.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 430 (Sep. 4, 2003) Can't talk. What if life were like a game? Meditating. `,,, `OO ..' .||. || _____ db _________________ /| ________ *sigh* It is? It is. `,,, `OO ..' || .||. _ bb _________ || _ It's a game of conspiracy, I meant a popular kind of game! corruption and strife! Also, `,,, you only have one life `OO ..' and a first-person POV. .||. `||. ________ bb _________ || ________ More popular than 6 billion Fine, I'll let you meditate. copies sold? Good luck! ` `,,, OO '-- -||- || jg bb |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030525_ep386.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 386 (May. 25, 2003) Nerd Boy and Fan Boy Yeah. You killed are -both- gone now? them, didn't you? ` __ , ~.. --# .>>. -|(. ___________ || ___ || ___________ Not yet. Then I should be able to track the ` __ , GPS footcuff Fan Boy's wearing. ~.. #.. _ .>>. .)|// ___________ || ___ || ___________ Cool, you've got him Strange.. According to these values totally whipped. ` __ , they're somewhere underground. ~.. #.. _ ,>> <)|// *bip* ______ /| _ || ____*bip* MEANWHILE, IN CAPTIVITY... _________________________________________ | | | What's that noise? NOTHING. | | , `,,, | | OO oo' | | _((__ *bip* _))__ | jg| | |bb | *bip*// | | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030603_ep390.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 390 (Jun. 3, 2003) AFTER NARROWLY ESCAPING THE UNDERGROUND LAIR OF THE KIDNAPPER, OUR HEROES DIG THEIR WAY HOME IN A CONVENIENT DIGGING MACHINE! . # . # . . # .: # . : " . . . : . " : ,-., : # . : : : # : .# /,'|/ : # . : " # o # * : //`-/ : " o . : . # . . o # . // / . . : # " . . " : . : /,`-/ o . # * # " * # : " : /'/'/ : # : " : . : . # : . : . # / / : # . : o : : : / / * : # : : . _ __ _.\_`\_| ,,, _.-`-._`-._\ ..',-`-.___ `-._\ We made it! /`._\/`---.__ `--._\ __ ` / / o `---._\ #^^ ..~ `-._/ o / OO .)|. -<<- / . o/ || _ || ___ || _,-./________.______/-.___ dd __ By the way, why'd Who cares? Let's just agree he kidnap you two that the ends don't justify Do we have this time around? the means and then move on! any chips? __ ` , `,,, #.. ~.. OO '.. .)|. .>>- -||- || jg____ || ___ || _________________________ dd ___________________ |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030107_ep327.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 327 (Jan. 7, 2003) How many times have None. Gonna get it off you seen The Two Towers? the 'net and watch it I've seen it, like, `,,, _ , here on the TV. 70 times, I think. '.. (_| O || [__]_.)_| ___________ |\ _______________ | |d| | WHAT?! But the cinema! Mhm. The big screen! The `,,, _ , excellent sound! 'oo (_| O -||- [__]_ )_| ______ || _____ | |d| | In any of those 70 times, did you have an unobstructed view? ,,, _ , No one talking on '.. (_| O their cell phone? || [__]_ )_| ______________________ || __ | |d| | *Ye caan't 'elp 'im ,,, ,--. Mester_Froedoe.* ,--- '.. - OO -. | \ \ (_| |`-.__|| _(( ___`-. +-+-+. .[__]_ _| jg|__| \\ bb || | | | `--' | | | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030218_ep345.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 345 (Feb. 18, 2003) So where is this alleged Heh heh. You're robot copy of you that looking right at it! you say you made? `__ , I'm the copy! #.. OO .)|. .||. __ || ___ dd ______ You can't have made the copy -and- be it! OK, is Uhm.. there a copy or not? `__ , #.. OO .)|. .||. __ || ___ dd __ Fibber. __ , ..# OO |( || __ /| ______________________ dd __________________________________ Hey, I'm confused. Which Again?! I AM, STUPID! one of us is the copy? , `OO @@ (( -\\- jg___________________________________ b b _____________ dd ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030812_ep420.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 420 (Aug. 12, 2003) So, do we speak fluent By "we in the future", do you Japanese in the future? _ , mean your future self; me? I'm trying to learn. `O O." |_( ________'))| ___________ | |b| |dd||______ Yes. Just answer You have a time machine. Go to the question. _ , the future and find out. `O O." |_( ________.))| ___________ | |b| |dd||______ Tried that once. Didn't understand So..? anything; everyone spoke Japanese. _ , `O O." |_(.________-))| _____ | |b| |dd||____ So.. We went back to This is what I get for our time, what else? _ , travelling into `O O-" the stone ages. |_( ________ ))| jg_________________________ | |b| |dd|| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030225_ep348.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 348 (Feb. 25, 2003) OK, I did build you to do what Whatever you say. I -should- do. Just don't ask , _ Mandy out on dates. `OO OO (_| .||. .||. [__]_ _| bb dd | | | | Good. I'll be in my room reading "Shirayukihime". OK. , , _ OO OO (_| )) (( [__]_ _| __ d d ____________________________ b b | | | | ____________ _ ~.. (_| O >> [__]_.)_| ___ |\ | |d| | _____ Um.. Wanna go see a Good idea, what do movie or something? _ , you wanna see? `~.. (_| OO .>>. [__]_.||. _| jg_____________________________ || ____ | | dd | | _______________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030909_ep432.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 432 (Sep. 9, 2003) Yeah, I work in An animator, huh? Can't introduce animation. you to my medieval friends; they'd ` __ , burn you alive for necromancy! '.. ..~ OO .||. .<<. .||. __ || ___ || ___ dd _____________________________ What? Whooosh! That went way over `__ , your head, pal! '.. ~.. OO || >> .||' ____ || ___ || ___ dd _________ Why make stupid jokes Actually... Yes. I didn't mean to that no one gets? Is offend; I'm just training for the __ it like some kind ` , try-outs later this week. --' of sport for you? ~-- OO || .>>. || _ /| _____________________ || ___ dd ________ What? Whooosh! ` , ~.. OO >> .||' jg________________________ || ___ dd _____________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031109_ep458.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 458 (Nov. 9, 2003) Nerd Boy! Where's that ~, _ I'll go up this hill town we're supposed ` |\ /| , and have a look. to be saving?! ~.. OO' .>>. " \- ___ /_\ ___ |_\\ ___ ~, You do that. _ I am. Sheesh. |\ , |\ , ~.. 'OO ________.-' .>>. / " __.--' ___ /_\ __________________________ //_| ________.-' Nerd Boy! Oh, what now?! _ __.-- , ` |\ _.-' 'OO _.-' -/ "- _.' _ //_| _.-' __.--' ___________________________________.-' Help. _ __.-- __ , /| _.-' _/ oo_ ~oo @@' _.-' / ,\__/._>> " \ _.' \ | |-`-/_= _ |_\\ _.-' \\| \ __.--' jg_______ /"/|_)_ _________________.-' File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030422_ep372.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 372 (Apr. 22, 2003) Hello Nerd Boy. _____ `,,, | ,,, | 'OO | OO' | .||. |.||. | || |_||__|\ x-----------------------x-----------------------x | So.. Did you have | Nah. Easter | | a nice Easter? | _____ , sucks. | | `,,, | | ,,, | | | '.. | | OO' | | | OO-||. | |.||. | | | ____________ || _|_ |_||__|\ ______ | | | | x-----------------------x-----------------------x | | | |Really? I thought you | * | | liked all the candy | _____ | | and stuff. `,,, | | ,,, | | | '.. | | ..' | | | OO-||. | |.||-O| | | ____________ || _|_ |_||__|\ ______ | x-----------------------x-----------------------x *sigh* Can't think of a Hah! I win! good Nerd Boy retort. _____ , `,,, |,,, | '.. |OO' | ,||. |-\\. | jg___________________________OO|| ___ |_||__|\ ______________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030501_ep376.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 376 (May. 1, 2003) Mandy, you remember my Oh geez. Why didn't -you- girlfriend Linda. She'll just move in with -her-? live here, since `,,, __ , Nerd Boy's gone. '.. #.. --~ .||. )| .<<. ____ |\ ___ |\ ______________ || _____ Um.. Yeah! Why? `,,, __ , '.. ..# ..~ || .|(. .<<. __________________________ || ______ || __ || _____________________ OH LOOK! A THREE- HEADED MONKEY! -What- did you call me? `,,, __ , '.. -- __ ..# ..~ .//- __--- .|(. .<<. ______ /| ______________ || __ || _______ He's cute when he Whatever. ,,, freezes up `__ , 'oo like that. #.. ..~ .//- ,|(. .<<. jg_______________ /| _________________ || __ || _______________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031216_ep474.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 474 (Dec. 16, 2003) Where's Nerd Boy? I dunno. Haven't ` seen him for days! ,,, , '.. ..~ .||. -<<- ____ || _________ || _____ There he is. Have you been in your ` room this whole time? Yeah. ,,, , ` '.. ~.. OO || .>>- )) ______ |\ ____ || __________________________________ d d Been working on that Um. When's Whatever. history report, huh? that due? ` `,,, , ..~ '.. OO << .||. || /| _________________ || _________ dd ______ Friday. Excuse me for a ` couple of days. ,,, , '.. OO .||. (( jg || b b File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030119_ep332.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 332 (Jan. 19, 2003) You're watching Yeah. Got it off The Two Towers? ,,, , the net. ,--. _ `~.. ,--- '.. - OO -. | \ \ (_| >> |`-.__|| _(( ___`-. +-+-+. .[__]_ _| |\ | | \\ bb || | | | `--' | | | | Essentially, you're stealing. You haven't ,,, ,--. _ paid for this. `~.. ,--- '.. - OO -. | \ \ (_| .>>. |`-.__|| _(( ___`-. +-+-+. .[__]_ _| || | | \\ bb || | | | `--' | | | | Hey, the best things in life are free, right? `,,, ,--. _ ~.. ,--- '.. - OO -. | \ \ (_| .>>. |`-.__|| _(( ___`-. +-+-+. .[__]_ _| ____________ || | | \\ bb || ___ | | | `--' | | | | Can't argue with ,,, , logic. ,--. _ --~ ,--- '.. - OO -. | \ \ (_| << |`-.__|| _(( ___`-. +-+-+. .[__]_ _| /| jg| | \\ bb || | | | `--' | | | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030928_ep440.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 440 (Sep. 28, 2003) I wrote a list of my 10 worst traits. Why? ` , OO _ ..~ ((-// .<<. b b ___________________ || OK, here goes. 1. I'm self-centered. Oh so that's why. ` , OO _ ..~ .||// .<<. _________________ bb ______ || _____ B. I'm inconsistent. Uhh.. ` , OO _ ..~ .||// .<<. _____________ bb ______ || _________ 10. I'm lazy. ` _ OO )) --~ ))- << jg d d || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030601_ep389.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 389 (Jun. 1, 2003) OUR HEROES ARE BEING HELD CAPTIVE BUT WHAT'S THIS? A RESCUE IN A CELL IN AN UNDERGROUND LAIR! ATTEMPT? CAN IT BE?! ,,, ___ OO ..' | | | .||. .||. ||_:| *zwoooshBLIP* ______ bb __ || ________________________________| |______ Come on! Time ,,, to get you out! __ _ OO '.. `oo~ oo# | .||. .||. << |( | __ bb __ || __________________________ /| _ /| | "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" `,,, __ ___ OO '.. ..~ ..# | | .||. .||- .<<. .|(. | | _______ bb __ || ___________________ || __ || ___| |________ Hehehehehe! Did I say "out"? I | ` meant "killed". , ,,, ` __ ___ OO ^^' --~ ''# | | -||- .||. .<<. .|(. | | jg __ bb _ || ____________________ || __ || ___| |____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030708_ep405.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 405 (Jul. 8, 2003) Nerd Boy, now that school's , out for summer, shouldn't OO ..~ you get some kind of job? (( .<<. _____ b b _________ || _______________________ Job?! I.. er.. SCHOOOOL'S OUT.. FOR.. SUMMER! well... Um.. `,,, `OO ..~ ~~' || .<<. -||- ____________ bb _______ || _______________________ /| ____ Fan Boy, we're SCHOOOOL'S OUT.. FOR.. EVER! trying to have.. `,,, OO `~.. ~~' .||. .>>. .||. __ bb _______ || __________________ /| __ Fine. Whatever. Thanks, man. No problem. , ` `,,, --~ OO ..' << .||. .||. jg___ /| ___________________________ bb ________ || __________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030807_ep418.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 418 (Aug. 7, 2003) Why are you wearing What? You'll have to speak up, ear muffs? ` __ , I'm wearing ear muffs. ~.. [OO] >> || ________________ |\ ____________ dd ____________ WHY IN THE HECK ARE See, that's exactly why I wear YOU WEARING THOSE?! these. I just want some peace ` , and quiet. Some personal ~oo OO _ time. Some privacy, even. ->>- <||-[ ] _____________ || ________ dd ______ I can't think in here! I wish * , humans could close their ~-- OO _ ears, like dolphins! >> -||-[ ] __________________ || ________ dd __________ I wish you would Um.. I think I'll just shut up, like clams. leave.. like trees. ` ` ~-- OO' _ .>>. .))-[ ] jg___________________________ |\ _______________ d d ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031009_ep445.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 445 (Oct. 9, 2003) Could've used the air lock.. _)/ __ \`.- ,,, , __ __ _) | /__\ | \_ 'oo ~.. OO =/_ =/_`-.| _==_ |(_ .||. .>>. .||. -\|| -\|| _/| |[]| |,-` || || bb __________ || ____ || _ >_\__ db __/( __ We are the robot space pirates! __ , Surrender your processing ,,, /_\\ __ power_immediately! '.. ~.. OO =_ =/_ =/_ .||. .>>. .||. [| -\|| -\|| __ || ___ || ___ bb ____________ dd __ || ____ || ____ Processing power? Being robots, it is Our computers? __ , our lifeblood. ,,, ` /_\\ __ __ '.. ~.. OO =_ =/_ =/_ .||. .>>. .||. [| -\|| -\|| || ___ || ___ bb ____________ dd __ || ____ || _____________ OK. Without our ship computer Well.. Brains count as processors, we'll be marooned in space, and I'm afraid you'll be quite but at least we'll be alive. __ , dead without those. ,,, ` /_\\ __ __ '.. ~.. OO =_ =/_ =/_ || >> || [| -\|| -\|| jg || || bb dd || || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031106_ep457.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 457 (Nov. 6, 2003) Hmm, where's that cursed Maybe you blew her up too, town we're supposed to save?_ ~, like you did with Fan Boy. Where's that NPC? ` |\ |\ , 'OO ~-- / " >> ___________ //_| ___ /_| ________ Nag nag nag. Always when I kill someone, _ ,~ people nag about it! ` |\ /| 'OO oo~ / " .<<. ___________________ //_| ___ /_\ ________ That was a joke; lighten up! _ ,~ ` |\ /| 'OO --~ -/ "- << ___________ //_| ___ /_\ ________ Hey.. that's not lightening up. _ ,~ ` |\ /| 'OO --~ / " .<<. jg //_| |_\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030724_ep412.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 412 (Jul. 24, 2003) Seems to me like all Seems to me like all you I ever do is eat. ` , do is sit in front O .~ of your computer. |_(.__v__v__.<_| ________________ | |b| |/| | _________________ Seems to me like all you do Shut up and eat. is complain about me sitting , in front of my computer. `O .~ |_(-._v__v__,<_| ________________ | |b| |/| | _________________ Seems to me like you lost What are you the "seems to me" game! talking about?! ` , OO ..~ _ .//-__v__v__ <<| ____ __|_ bb | |//|| __________ Seems to Seems to me like your next "seems to me like.. me" will win you a knuckle sandwich! ` , OO --~ _ .||.__v__ .<<. _| jg_______________ __|_ bb | /| | | _______________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030522_ep385.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 385 (May. 22, 2003) Shut up! U 5HU7 U9! Heh heh. Hm. Once again using your `___ \ ,,, , __ , charms to make people ()..) -- ..~ --# turn on each other. .||- -//. .<<. |( || _/ )_ || /| Yeah? Nerd Boy and Fan Boy have been gone So what? for several days. My theory is that ` __ , you made them turn on each other, ~.. --# starting a violent fight in which .>>. `|(, they were both gruesomely killed. ___________ || ___ || ___________ __ ~.. ..# .>>. |( ___________________ || ___ || ______________________ What? SO YOU ADMIT! ` __ , ~.. oo# .>>. -\\. jg || || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030610_ep393.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 393 (Jun. 10, 2003) It's finally arrived! What? , `,,, _ OO___ ..' (_| (|_|__| .||. [__]_ _| ____ b b _______________________ || __________ | | | | __ A cybernetic interface to the brain, so I can finally create a virtual reality ,,, , _ that's as real as reality itself! '.. ___ OO (_| .||. \__\.\\ [__]_ _| ___ || ___|__|_|d | | | | __ But what if you got stuck *click* in a buggy VR like they `,,, _ *clack* always do on Star Trek? '..__ (_| OO:-. *zwww.. -//\__\_ ,[__]_))_|) __ /| |__|_|(_|___|d|,| __ __ _ / \ |_) | _\/_ o o \/\/ \/\/ \__/ | o /\ He just -had- to say Kill! Destroy! that, didn't he?! , , , ~oo ~oo ~oo ~oo @@ oo~ oo~ oo~ oo~ oo~ >>- >>- >>- >>- -||- -<< -<< -<< -<< -<< jg |\ |\ |\ |\ dd /| /| /| /| /| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031209_ep471.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 471 (Dec. 9, 2003) Nerd Boy, come What? I haven't __ and see the mess done anything! ` _\/_ *whirrr* you made. `~-- OO __(__)__ .>>. -||- ) ,, o( ________ || ___________________ dd ___ /_____.__\ ______ | ` _ ' _____________ The sun is moving. -- (_) -- \ | It always does. , . \ Not south to north. | | _______________\ | Oh. And you assume ___ | ` , that's my fault? |_|_| | ~.. OO |_|_| | .>>. .||. ______________|--.________ || _ dd _______________________ What's that machine you That's just my axis displacer. It'll were working on in there? , move the axis of the earth so we `~.. OO end up at a warmer latitude. ->>. .||. ____________ || _ dd _____________ What?! , ~-- OO >> -||- jg || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030114_ep330.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 330 (Jan. 14, 2003) She orders a hamburger to the room, but kills the guy who -rented- the ,,, , room. I kept thinking; who's '.. OO gonna pay for that hamburger? .||. || _______ || _____ dd ________ Who cares?! It's a cool It's called "suspension of thriller series that `,,, , disbelief". They lost totally rocks! '.. OO me at the hamburger. -||- (( ___________ || _________ b b ______________ Yer an idiot. Huh? `,,, , '.. OO .||. || _ || ______________ dd _ Nothing, I just totally Oh. agreed with you! `,,, , '.. OO .||- (( jg______________________ || ________________ b b _____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031002_ep442.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 442 (Oct. 2, 2003) So I'm making mobile phone games now. They only have 256 colours, there can only be 255 map tiles, which can only ,,, be 8x8 pixels in size... `OO ..' <||. .||. ______________ bb ______ || _______________ ...the phones are slow, so the That sucks! frame rate is low, and the only `,,, sounds are beeps and MIDI! `OO ..' -||- .||. _____ bb ______ || ____ What? Why not make games for Xbox ` `,,, or Playstation? OO ..' || .||. ___________ bb ______ || ________ Whoops. Can't talk to you, , you're an idiot. ,,, OO oo' )) || jg d d || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030410_ep367.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 367 (Apr. 10, 2003) ----------------------------------. I knew the broadband broad was | gonna be trouble the nanosecond | Are you the private I saw her walk through the door. | investigator? ------------------ __ -----------' `__ .---. '.. ~~@ |[_]| |_((._____ _| << | o| _____| |\| | |____________ | | ________ /| __ |___| __ That's what it says Great. I've lost on the door. ` __ __ , a packet. .---. '.. ~~@ |[_]| |_\\-_____ <<_| | o| _____| |\| | |__________ //| | ______________ |___| __ ---------------------------. Yep. It was gonna be one | of -those- microseconds. | ------------------ __ -----' __ .---. '.. ~~@ |[_]| |_(( _____ <<_| | o| _____| |\| | |__________ . ` |.-'----------._ )__)dd______ --------'-.)d ____________ , __ _ ` (_( - `. ' . *nng* . *uh!* \OO \.; OO . . (( `. ` __\\> ' ---------._ dd __________ ------'-.)d ________.-.___ __ _ (_( _ ` \oO ` ; *CRACK!*- (( ' jg ---------._ dd ____.-.___ ---------------.______________________ MUCH LATER... | \ ---------------' \ ________________________________________\ |`| Where's Nerd Boy? I don't care. | `,,, , | ..help '.. ..~ | , _____ _| .||. -<<- | ,----._ | | | || || |-----' `----------------- File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030204_ep339.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 339 (Feb. 4, 2003) ..so I poked my head around the corner Hehehe. Hihihi! to take a peek... `,,, , `~.. ~~' OO .>>. .||. .||. __ || _______ || __ dd __ What? Peek and poke are memory ` ,,, , access statements in ~.. ~~' OO the language BASIC. .>>. .||. .||. _______________ || _______ || __ dd _________ How many times do I have Hehe.. She to tell you?! Geeky jokes said "goto". and I don't go together! ,,, , `~.. ..' OO ->>- .||. -||. ____ || _______ || __ dd ______ Huhuh huh Eheh heh huhuhuh! heheheehee! `,,, , ''~ ~~' OO << .||. .||. jg____________ /| __________________ || __ dd ____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030826_ep426.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 426 (Aug. 26, 2003) OUR HEROES ARE IMPRISONED BY A TIME TRAVELLING MADMAN! Time To Wreak Havoc Psst! Guys. I smuggled in ___ , On Time! Hah! a tiny time machine! |=_/ _______________________________ , _______________________ | \ _ | __ ,,, _ ___ ,,, __ | `._/( | OO ..# ..' ..~ O." ()..) -- ~~$ | ,' |--------------------------------------------------------- \____( _____|__ dd ___ || __ || __ || ___ dd | ___ || _____ _/ )_ || Now we can fix every Why not just go back and foil his plan change he makes in to get our time machine in the first place? world history! ` __ `,,, _ OO ..# ..' ..~ O." -||- .|(. .||. .<<. )). ______ bb ___ || __ || __ || ___ dd | ______ * * * * __ ,,, _ OO #.. '.. ..~ O." || )| .||. << )). ___ bb ___ || __ || __ || ___ dd | ____ Spoilsport! Yeah, absolutely no ` __ ,,, _ , sense of drama. OO #-- oo' --~ O-" .//- .)|. || .<<. )). jg bb || || || dd | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031028_ep453.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 453 (Oct. 28, 2003) Don't worry, I'll hee hee _ ,~ save you! ` __ ` _ _ /| /| _ (.. \ oo^ ^oo OO' ..~ oo^ (|||/ v-)) \((. " \ << -+-)). ________ || ________________ (( ____ )) |_\\ /_\ ( \ __ Hey! Shut I never knew you're up, you. left-handed, Fan Boy. _ ,~ ` __ _ _ ` /| /| _ (.. / \ --^ \ oo^ OO' ..~ oo^ (|||y v-)) v(( " \ << -+-)) ________ || _______________ /( _____ )) |_\\ /_\ (( __ What? Then why is your sword I'm not. in your left hand? _ ,~ ` __ _ _ ` /| /| _ (.. \ oo^ \ oo^ OO' ..~ oo^ (|||/ v-)) v-)) " \ << -+-)) ________ || ____________ ( \ __ ( \ ___ |_\\ /_\ (( __ oops _ _ ,~ hee hee ` __ oo^/ _ /| /| _ , (oo | ((-y oo^ ___ _ @@' oo~ oo^ (|||-T \\ --+-\\ - _- _ " \ << -+-)) jg || < \ |_\\ /_\ (( File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030302_ep350.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 350 (Mar. 2, 2003) So the Japanese IKEA robot Yeah, but not to worry; eloped with a robot `,,, , I have a replacement. copy of you? '.. OO || (( ______ |\ ___ b b _____ Tadaa! ,,, , '.. OO .||. __ -||- || |__| dd That's just an empty I'M TOO DISTRAUGHT cardboard box! `,,, , TO BUILD THINGS! '.. @@ .||- __ -\\- ___ || __ |__| _ dd ___ ,,, 'oo @@ || __ (( __________________________________ || __ |__| ________________ b b __ Could at least paint a face on it... `,,, ..' || __ jg___________________________ /| ________ |__| _______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030320_ep358.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 358 (Mar. 20, 2003) Finally, I'm moving out. Can't shake the feeling that I forgot to do something important though... `OO _n_ .||. ____ |___| bb __________________ Oh well. Taxi! `OO/ _n_ .|| __________ |___| bb ____________________________________________ I'm sure it'll ____ come back to me. .--'.---\---. `OO ___/___/____|____\___ __,// o'-o-' _ | | |_ | ___ *draaag* /__/ b _____ '::'--(o)'----'----(o)-' _______ So.. Where That's it, deciding a to, pal? ____ , destination! Crap. `.--'.---\---. _ _____ ___/___/____|_OO_\___ - __ - o'-o-' _ | | |_ | - _- - _ jg________ '::'--(o)'----'----(o)-' ____________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030511_ep380.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 380 (May. 11, 2003) There's nothing like the care-free __ ___ , life of a bachelor, eh Nerd Boy? #.. OO ()..) )| (( || |\ b b |\ Nerd Boy! Mandy loves Oh sure! He'll -gladly- you and wants you ` __ ___ , go back to a life he to move back home. #.. OO (..() hated! Why not? .)|. || .||. ____ || _________ dd ____ || _______ Glad you're OK * __ , with this. ___ ..# OO Bye! (..() |( .))' || _____ /| ____ d d _____________________ || _______ Sure! -Don't- understand ___ , sarcasm! Why not?! (oo() -||- jg_______________________________________ || _________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031223_ep477.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 477 (Dec. 23, 2003) Yes! I got the ZX-42 What the heck is _\/_ Holotronic component! that? Who would /\ Just what I needed! get you that? /o'\ __ ` , ,,, /'o\ #.. ==~ OO ,_ ..~ ''. /o.-'\ .)|. .[[. .||-\| .<<. .//. /'_o_\ || || ______ bb ______ || _______ || || Um... Does anyone except you know what __ ` `,,, a Holothingy -is-? #.. ==~ OO ..~ ..' .)|. .[[. (( << -||- || || __________ bb ______ || ___ /| ____ Did you buy that for yourself? Uh... ` __ , ,,, #-- ~== OO --~ --' .)|. ]] )) << .||. ___ || __ || __________ dd _____ || || _\/_ MERRY /\ CHRISTMAS! /o'\ __ ` ,,, /'o\ #.. ~== OO ..~ ..' /o.-'\ .)|. ]] -||- << .||. /'_o_\ jg || || db || || || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030626_ep400.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 400 (Jun. 26, 2003) So there she was, building this , -huge- house of cards, OO ..~ card by card. .||. -<<- ______________________ bb _____ || ________ Uh huh. She paused and reflected. It ` , felt nice; like she was OO ..~ accomplishing something. .||. .<<. _________________ bb _____ || ______ OO ..~ || << ______ bb _____ || _____ That's the story that's so important Yeah. And here comes that you interrupted my artificial , the punchline... earthquake experiment?! `OO --~ -||- .<<. jg____________________________ bb ___ /| _________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030415_ep369.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 369 (Apr. 15, 2003) My investigation continued... | -------------------------------' Charlie, old pal. Heard about What's to know? They dissolve any lost packets of data? `__ _ , into the bit rain that '.. .." drives my power plant. |(( _____(_)| __ ||\\ | |//|| __ -This- particular packet contains data that would stop packet loss *tic* and put you out of business! ` __ _ _'-- :," *tic* |_//-_____(_)| ---------------------------. __ ||\\ | |//||________ He knew something... His | eye tics were a big hint. | ---------------------------' ,------------------------------ | Waking up a few milliseconds _______________________________________ | later in a garbage collector | was also a substantial hint. `------------------------------ __ __ \\ | |__|__| __________ | `|__| / __ / ___| /___ '.. _/ ,'___| |`-. __||__`-. |__|_| jg______________|__|_________| _______________________|__| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030703_ep403.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 403 (Jul. 3, 2003) What the heck It's a machine that is that thing? can do anything! ` __ ` ______ #.. OO / /__\ \ .)|. .||- `( ([__]) ) _________ || ______________ dd ______ \_\__/_/ _ Can it make an unstoppable force and an unmovable object? Of course! ` __ ` ______ #.. OO / /__\ \ .)|. //-,( ([__]) ) _________ || ___________________ bb _ \_\__/_/ _ DUE TO THE PARADOX, THE UNIVERSE UNRAVELED... __ ______ #oo OO ///||\\\ \\ _ // ,((((())))) _ _ ___ __ __\ __ _ __ bb ______ _ \\\||/// ____ _ _ _ ...AND WAS RESET TO LAST TUESDAY. *Go go Power Rangers!* | \ , ,--. ,--------- OO -. | \ \ |`-._____-((- __`-. +-+-+ jg|__|______ bb ___|| __ | | | ____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030911_ep433.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 433 (Sep. 11, 2003) I learned to play the ,,, harmonica; listen! `OO ..' (( || ______ b b ____________________ /| ___ *wum-wu-wuuu* *weeEEEeEeE* ,,, OO_ oo' ((`' || bb || Yay! I finally hit that Yay! You finally tricky high note! , stopped playing! ` ,,, OO_ ..' -||' -||- bb || I- What did Whatever -you- said; you say? , I wasn't listening! ` ,,, OO_ oo' ||' -||- jg bb || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031111_ep459.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 459 (Nov. 11, 2003) __ _/ xx_ ~.. _ There, I've plonked it. / ,\__/._>> /| , Try to wriggle free! | ) |-`-/_= * OO' |/ || \-" \ ____"|_||_ ___________________ |_\\ _______ What about the other trolls? __ , _/ xx_ ~.. * _ I'll blast them! / ,\__/._>> / /| , | ) |-`-/_= \OO' |/ || " \ ____"|_||_ ___________________ |_\\ _______ But they have Fan Boy! __ , _/ xx_ ~.. _ Fan Boy is / ,\__/._>> /| , alive?! | ) |-`-/_= OO' |/ || " \ ____"|_||_ ___________________ |_\\ _______ Not for long. __ oooooow! __ __ , _/ --_ ` _-- \_ _/ xx_ ~.. _ / ,\__/._ ,,, _.\__/, \ / ,\__/._>> /| | ) |-`-'='xx__ _.-='-'-| ( \ | ) |-`-/_= @@' \\ \ \ `--'- / , )`.\ |/ || " \ jg "\_|_\ _(_/ \_\ " "|_||_ |_\\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030508_ep379.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 379 (May. 8, 2003) Here we are. Playing video games while ___ , other people are starving. __ OO _()..) __ _____ __ |\_((o. |\_((o. || ||`. --`.|| | | ()bb)\|_()\\)`._____||_||_|____|||_| What if we'd been born in Africa? ___ , __ OO _()..) __ _____ __ |\_((o. |\_((o. || ||`. --`.|| | | ()bb)\|_()\\)`._____||_||_|____|||_| I'm glad I wasn't. Wouldn't Hehe! That's understand the language. ___ , funny! __`OO _()^^) __ _____ __ |\_((o. |\_((o. || ||`. --`.|| | | ()bb)\|_()\\)`._____||_||_|____|||_| Starvation is funny? Can i'm sorry you at least stay serious ___ , for one second?! __`OO _(),,) __ _____ __ |\_((o. |\_((o. || ||`. --`.|| | jg__________________| ()bb)\|_()\\)`._____||_||_|____|||_| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031130_ep467.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 467 (Nov. 30, 2003) I'm bored. Why? You have ` __ , lots to do! O ..# |_(.______ -|(- ____ | |b| | __ || ____ Like what? Finishing your thesis, doing your Japanese ` __ , homework, writing your history report, O ..# programming your mobile phone game, or |_(.______ .|(> whatever other hobby project you got going. ___ | |b| | __ || ____________ __ O ..# |_(.______ .|(. ______ | |b| | __ || __________________________________________ I'm bored. , __ O --# |_(.______ |( jg | |b| | || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030316_ep356.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 356 (Mar. 16, 2003) *Mail from* *Mandy* "Sailing's dandy"?! Ugh.. I'm .------------- - still deaf from trying that | Remember, you _ , stupid machine last week. | owe me dinner. (_| O : [__]_.)_| | |d| | -----------------. THAT EVENING... | -----------------' I have to tell you something. This thing with the robot clone Uh huh, could you pass of you made me realize.. I.. , the meat please? I love you. `~. . . O |_>._v_|__|_v_ )_| __________________ | |\| |d| | ________________________ __ \ / __ \ / __ __ __ __ -- /__`/|/\ /_// /_/ |_/ -- .__// / // / \_ / / o /_ _\ / \ .--------------- - | NOTE TO SELF: ___ | Mandy is a (_(_|O# _ | rabid vegan. [_|_]_))_| jg&bug : | | |d| | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030206_ep340.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 340 (Feb. 6, 2003) Winter. Bringer of an You've been ranting all absurd amount of clothes day! Stop or I'll throw and icky wet cold stuff. this snowball at you. ` `,,, OO --' ______________________ ,(__) o(__). `--. dd __________________________ || ___ How can I be silent while SNOW SUCKS!? ,,, `@@ .'' ______________________ -(__)- .(__)-o `--. dd _____________________ / < | \ / ,' *smack!* , ,,, - OO ===------- - - - ..' ______________________ (_`)b - -(__). `--.d \ | \ See? I rest Finally. my case. `,,, ` _pp '.. _________________(__)_ .(__). jg `--.__________________________ |\ ___________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20031023_ep451.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 451 (Oct. 23, 2003) Save us from the Cool, an NPC! horrible curse! Curse? This is like_D&D! ,~ "NPC"? `__ __ , ` /| /| , _ _ \.. ..) OO' ..~ _ - -)|- (|||/ -" \ .<<. _________ /\ _____ || _____________________ |_\\ _ /_\ ________ Yes, a curse "Non-player We're in of animosity! character."_ ,~ a game?! `__ __ ` |\ /| , \.. ..) 'OO --~ .)|. (|||/ / " .<<. _ || _____ || ___________________ // | ___ /_\ __ Everyone is fighting; Yeah, an RPG, like One more abbreviation the land is in chaos! D&D, CoC or VtM._ ,~ and I'll kill `__ __ ` |\ /| , you dead. \.. ..) 'OO --~ -)|- (|||/ / " << || _____ || ___________________ // | ___ /_\ She is a victim Her? But she's of the curse! always like that. OK. _ ,~ That's it! `__ __ , ` |\ /| , \oo (.. 'OO --~ .)|- (|||/ / " -<<. jg || || // | |_\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030304_ep351.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 351 (Mar. 4, 2003) What are -you- *MEEP!* doing in -here-? ___ ___ , `OO | |==~| ||-|o |[[.| ____________ bb |___||| | ________ Turns out she hadn't eloped; I had accidentally locked ,,, , her in the closet again! '.. OO .||. .||. _____ || _ dd ______ _ __ ) ' `-/ _) ( __/\`-\\*zot!* /.- / /\\ ) /| || / / \\ | / (_):| Looks kinda Yeah.. I hope those ____||/ /-( *BOOM!* )-,'.::| angry. `,,, , buildings aren't |:::(((:|/ / |.:\ |::::| ''. OO very important. |:::::::| __ .::::| |::::| .||. .||. |:::::::| |::| |::::| |::::| jg_______ || _ dd ________ |:::::::| |::| |::::| |::::| `--. |:::::::| |::| |::::| |::::| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030202_ep338.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 338 (Feb. 2, 2003) What happened? Mandy hit me. I guess ` __ , it's that time of #.. O# the week, huh? .)|. )) __ || ______________ d d __ Err.. Sexism aside, it's She says it's weekly, and she a -monthly- cycle... ` __ , does hit me at least once #.. O# a week. Are you sure? .)|. || ___________ || _____ dd ________ Uh.. Hello?! I'll ask her. ` __ , #.. O# -)|- (( _____ || ________ b b _______________ Weekly. __ , #.. ## .)|. )) jg_____________________ || ________________________ d d ______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030722_ep411.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 411 (Jul. 22, 2003) I don't think you've been living up to Huh? your name lately. ` , ~.. OO >> .||. ____ |\ ________ dd ___________ You're Nerd Boy, Stop calling me that! remember? ` , ~.. OO .>>- || _____________ || ___ dd _________________ It's not like I -try- to be a nerd. I have friends, I work , out sometimes, and I don't ~.. OO even like techno or Linux! .>>. -||- ______________________ || ___ dd _______________ Sure, I wanna be the first to write sentient software, , but who doesn't? OO --~ )) .<<. jg____ d d ____________________ || ______________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030831_ep428.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 428 (Aug. 31, 2003) Hm. Dust. *blow* `OO _\ ..~ //_[__] << ___________________________ bb| | _____ /| ______________ - , ' . ` . - Whoops. - . , *cough* Don't you ` , ' , ever clean your ' OO _\ . oo~ computer?! .||. _[__] -<<- . ______ bb | | __ || ___ Time to bring in the , big guns, I guess. . ' ` ? , OO - _\ ..~ . ' )) _[__] ' << ________ d d ____ | | __ || ______ The window: Nature's own _ ___ _ , vacuum cleaner! |_| |_| OO _\ --~ |_|___|_| -||. _[__] << jg bb | | || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030729_ep414.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 414 (Jul. 29, 2003) OK, exchanging intelligence On so many levels. _______ for pecs was pretty stupid. , | | | `OO ..~ | | | (( .<<. | ||| |---.-- _________ b b ________ || __________________|___|___|[_]|__ Now I've found a much better I kinda doubt that. use for my XP Assigner(tm)! , `OO ..~ ||-() .<<, _________ bb ______ || __________ I'll convert years of speaking With -your- luck, English into Japanese skills! , you won't be.. Here goes! `OO ..~ .||-() -<<. _________ bb ______ || __________ __ ____ ___ ___ ____ | \__\ \ | \ \ / \ _\ \ _____ -- \\__ \\ \ \\_/\| \\__\ //__ \\ . -- Nani? ..able to speak a Wakarimasen. , word of English. `OO --~ ||-() << jg______________________ bb ______ || ______________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030413_ep368.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 368 (Apr. 13, 2003) \ \(###########) (##########"' | Overflow bits dumping out of \ \ \ `""#"'`":#/ `"""#""#/ \ \| stack clouds. It was another \ \ \ \ \ _____\ \ \ \| one of -those- CPU cycles... \ \ \ \ \ )_ _( \ \ \ `------------------------------ \ \\ \ \| | \____\ \ \ __\ \ __\ \ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ |::::| _\_ |[\| \ |:\| \ __ \ \ \ _\__ \ ___| | \___|:\::| \| \|__|[]|\___|::|---| \|\\ \ ___\____| \|_\___|::\| \--|[]\|:::\|__| \ | \ \ | |\:|\ \ |__\__ \ \\ | | \ |:::\ | |[][|::::| | | \ | \|:\| \ |\ \ -------------------------------------. It was probably only my imagination, | but these cycles seemed to come more | and more often. Rather depressing... | -------------------------------------' ____ __ | .---. |\ \ | .'' | |[_]| |_\__| || | |_ _____ | o| ________________ || __|__ | | | | | _________ | | ___________ What? My new processor is Yep. So you should depressing a little guy who give me the processor. lives in my computer? `___ , ()..) OO -||- .||> jg_______________________ || ___ dd ___________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2003/nerdboy_20030309_ep353.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 353 (Mar. 9, 2003) You got up late. Yeah, I was up all night .--. `,,, playing Knight Rider. / / | ,---- '.. ----. `OO +-+-+ .-'______ ||___.-'| )) ___ | | | __ ||______ //____|__| _______________________ d d __ HAAhahahahaaa! What's so funny?! .--. `,,, , / / | ,---- '~~ ----. OO +-+-+ .-'______ ||___.-'| .||. | | | __ ||______ //____|__| __________ dd Knight.. night.. I What? That wouldn't thought it was a pun. make any sense! .--. `,,, , / / | ,---- '.. ----. OO +-+-+ .-'______ ||___.-'| -||- | | | __ ||______ //____|__| __________ dd ________ Kind of like That's it, I'm going your other puns. back to bed... .--. `,,, ` / / | ,----- ..' ----. OO +-+-+ .-'______ ||___.-'| (( jg____| | | ||______ //____|__| ________________________ b b ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040122_ep490.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 490 (Jan. 22, 2004) WHAT? , _ O |_) |_ /_[__] _______ | |b| | ______ According to this, your company Y3P. "DoodWares Inc." owns all the \ ,,, rights to our adventure! `OO _ -- ((-// .//. _____________ b b _________________ _/ )_ __ )_) That is outrageous! I W04H.. ,,, `` never agreed to that! \ ,,, '`` `OO -- || -||- // ___ |\ _______________________ bb _________ _/ )_ ___ DoodWares Inc. just got sued because the game infringes on It's all yours! Thief, Prince of Persia `,,, , ,,, and Dungeons & Dragons. '.. @@ -- || ||- // jg ,-. |\ bb _( \_ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040527_ep543.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 543 (May. 27, 2004) I have an announcement to make. , ,,, OO ..' ..~ (( .||. .<<. __________ b b _________________________ || __ || ___ My cold is getting better, Oh, so your nerdy demeanor so you two will soon have will wear off with the cold? nothing to mock me for! ,,, , `OO ..' ..~ .||- .||. .<<. _______________ bb _____________ || __ || __________ All that talk about math, programming and 2D games was just fever-induced rambling? `,,, OO ..' ..~ || .||. .<<. ___________ bb _____________ || __ || ______ *grumble* ,,, OO ~~' ^^~ )) .||. .<<. jg d d || || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041003_ep598.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 598 (Oct. 3, 2004) I read a good book lately. , OO ..~ (( .<<. _____________ b b __________ /| ________ Oh yeah, what? King Arthur! ` , OO ..~ || .<<. _____________ bb ____ || ________ Oh, cool. I haven't You should. I learned a -lot- read that. ` , about English history! OO ..~ .||. -<<- ______ bb ____ || _____ I hardly think it's OK, when did we suddenly a historical document. start talking about a book ` , that -you've- read? OO --~ <||. .<<. jg__________________________ bb ____ || _______________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041230_ep623.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 623 (Dec. 30, 2004) Hey Ishmael. ,,, , '.. OO || ))' ______ |\ ______________ d d _____ Huh? Why would you Ha! I tricked you into call me Ishmael? quoting Moby Dick! `,,, , '.. OO .||. -\\. ___________ || _________ dd _________ ,,, '.. OO || -\\. _____________ || _________ dd ___________________ So? Dunno. Just thought the earth ` might swallow you up or, you ,,, , know, -something-. '.. OO .||. || jg______________________ || _________ dd _________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040226_ep505.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 505 (Feb. 26, 2004) Did you erase How come when something Fan Boy's memory? happens you always blame me? ` , ~.. OO >> -||- ________ |\ ______________ dd ___________ I punched him, and then he Well, in -this- case I may remembered you hypnotized him. have done something, yes. ` , ~-- OO .>>. || _____ || ___ dd ______ And before you ask, no, I didn't melt the roof. , ~-- OO .>>. <||> ________ || ___ dd __________ OK yeah that was me. , ~-- OO .>>. )) jg || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040801_ep571.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 571 (Aug. 1, 2004) Helloooo! Check out Uhh.. That thing my new cellphone! ` , is huge. OO| ..~ ((-/ .<<. _________ b b _________ || __________ Well it can do lots of That seems pointless, since no one cool stuff, like video we know has a fancy video phone. conversation! ` , Not even HammerHead has one. OO | ..~ .||-/ `<<. _________ bb _____ || ________ So who you gonna call? , OO | ..~ ||-/ -<<- ____ bb _____ || _____ Ghostbusters? ` OO | --~ ||-/ << jg____________________ bb _____ || _________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040429_ep531.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 531 (Apr. 29, 2004) / \ \ \ \ Isn't it a fine \ \ \ \ \ \ Nope, it's day, Nerd Boy? / \\ \\ \ \raining here. `,,, \ \ \\ , \ \\ \ ~~] / \ \ \ [OO \ \ \ -||' \ \ \ \`|| \ \ ____ || ____________/___\_\___ bb _\,_____ \ \ \ \ \ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / \ \ \ \\ \ \ \ What? That sounds \ \ \ \Heh, be\ \ weird. I'm coming / \ \ \ my guest.\ \ over there. `,,, \ \ \ , \ \ '..] / \ \ [OO \ \ \ \ .||' \ \ \ \ `|| \ \ \ \ \ _______ || ____________/__\_____\ bb _\____\__\ ______ _,-( ) __( )---.______ (_________________________) \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ What? The weather's Damn you, weather! \ \ \ fine here. `,,, \ \ \ ` \ \ \ \ \ \\ \ \ '.. \\ \\ OO . \ \\ \ -||- \ \ \ .)) \ \ \ \ \\ jg || \ bb \, \ \, \ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040706_ep560.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 560 (Jul. 6, 2004) By the way, did you see Teletubbies yesterday? `,,, '^^ OO || (( ___________ |\ ____ b b ____________________________________________ It was hilarious! Oh. Yeah, never `,,, , seen that. '^^ OO || (( ____________ |\ ___ b b ________________________________ What?! I'm asleep when `,,, , it's on TV. '.. OO -||- (( ________________ |\ ____ b b _______________ Oh yeah, I guess it's on More like it's past too early for you. `,,, , my bedtime. '.. OO || (( jg__________________________________ |\ ____ b b ________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040215_ep500.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 500 (Feb. 15, 2004) It has to be some sort Whatever. of space-time rift! ` ,:::. ,;;;. , "-0(0 -)-)\\ \_o/ \-_())) _,:_(__ )_,;. ( ,_/ ; `. ___________________/_,.. _ // ___(_(___.__\____________________kmr | | | But we can see ourselves! | Look! It's fantastic! ` _ __ | -OO --\)''< | ,, |/ \| | ____________________ \V/ _\ ____ <<\\ __________________________ | | \\ | | `\ | | | | | | It's like.. a panel, or Sure. | | a wall.. I'll call it , | | "the fourth wall"! `OO --~ | | ______________________ -||- __ << ___________________________ | | | | | | | | | | | | Whatta.. It's gone! Finally. | | | It's back to normal! , | | | `OO ~-- | | | || >> jg | | | bb |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041212_ep615.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 615 (Dec. 12, 2004) Do you realize how expensive water is? I've stopped taking Um.. showers to save up for a `,,, , Playstation Portable. '.. OO || .||. __ |\ ___________ dd ____ I think that if I don't What? How long have you take a shower for the next gone without a shower? three months, I'll `,,, , have enough money. '.. OO .||. .||. ___________ || ________ dd _________ Let me check. *scratch* `,,, *scratch* '..> oO .|| || _______ || ________ dd _____ Looks like two weeks. Dude; gross. `,,, , '.. oO .||' || jg || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040516_ep538.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 538 (May. 16, 2004) OK, let's get started Well, if we're both going to work on this technology that on this we should probably first will change the world. _ __ , set up some kind of code `O |_) ..# version handler. |_(._[__] .|(> ________ | |b| | __ || ______ Hey, good idea. You know, you're pretty smart. _ __ `O |_) ~~# |_(._[__] .|(. __________ | |b| | __ || ____________ For a girl. _ __ `O |_) ..# |_(._[__] |( ______ | |b| | __ || _________ Ow. Now I remember THAT'S COMPLETELY why we broke up. ` __ __ , UNRELATED! _ O# |)_) --# |_(( _[_|_| -|(- jg | |bb| | | || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040513_ep537.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 537 (May. 13, 2004) Where were you yesterday? Sittin' here thinking. | | More than usual? , `__ OO ..# ___ ))__ .|(. __| dd |_________________ /| ________ Yes! I want to create a website that will change the way people think, I'll design technology that will revolutionize society! Make the world what it_should be! `OO ..# ________ -||- .|(. __| _______| bb ___________ || __ I'm in! Let's get started! __ , The world won't even OO #oo know what hit it! ________ || -)|- __| _______| bb ______________ |\ _________________________ Yeah.. Let's do , it tomorrow. __ OO --# ___ ))__ |( jg__| dd |______________________ || ____________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040613_ep550.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 550 (Jun. 13, 2004) Hey, you're back from Uh.. Yes, state the your trip to the `,,, , obvious, thanks. wise hermit! '.. OO || || __________________ |\ ______ dd ____ So what did he say? Why should I tell you? `,,, , Embark on your own '.. OO spiritual journey! .||. -||. ______________ || _____ dd _________ That's not fair! Actually.. yes `,,, , it is. '.. OO .||. .||> ______ || _____ dd ______________ No it's not! Yeah OK whatever. `,,, , '.. OO -||- (( jg_________________ || __________ b b ____________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041005_ep599.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 599 (Oct. 5, 2004) Hey, you know that software The intelligent agent that assimilates you wrote for me? `___ , your taste and searches the web ()..) OO for content that you'd like? || .||. ______________ |\ _______ dd ___________ Yeah, it's acting weird. I I told you not to touch changed some settings.. `___ , anything there! ()..) OO .||. -||- __________ || ____ dd ___________ Sorry. So.. Did you put in a joke message that says No.. not to use the computer `___ , because it's busy ()..) OO taking over the world? || .||. _____ || ____ dd _______ ..then there's a problem. `___ (),,) OO || || jg______________________ || ____ dd ________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040921_ep593.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 593 (Sep. 21, 2004) ..~ << _____ *skvoot*._/| _______________ Did you just step on You shouldn't leave stuff lying my transmophone?! , around. I hurt my foot! `OO --~ -((- .<<. ___ b b_______________ ._ || ______________ Now it's all bent Oh I mourn with you, out of shape! , I really do. `OO ,<| ''~ -||-/ .<<. _______ bb ______ || ____ __ _,-. _,' `.-' - OO_ ,-' oo~ - ||'`<| *fnoooteeeeetooooooo...* ____________ bb ___`-.__||_____ _ _ - It's not totally broken. I was trying for a cat, but this -is- more appropriate. `OO ,<| *woof!* .||-/ ^..^___, jg_______________________ bb ______ '||--| _________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041214_ep616.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 616 (Dec. 14, 2004) I love these Blech, Hong Kong movies! booooring. ` , ,---. ,---- OO ~-- -. | \ \ |`-._(( __ >>___`-. +--+-+ ___________ | | bb \\ || _____ | | | ____________ Look! That That aside, he's guy can fly! pretty cute. ` , ,---. ,---- OO ~.. -. | \ \ |`-._((-__ >>___`-. +--+-+ _______ | | bb \\ || _____ | | | __________ Now what are Hey, now it's they.. Oh no. getting interesting. ` , ,---. ,---- OO ~.. -. | \ \ |`-._(( __ >>___`-. +--+-+ _____ | | bb \\ || _____ | | | ________ Blech, I love these booooring. Hong Kong movies! ` , ,---. ,--- OO - ~^^ -. | \ \ |`-._\\ __ >>___`-. +--+-+ jg_______ | | bb \\ || _____ | | | ______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041118_ep605.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 605 (Nov. 18, 2004) Are you doing something Hey, Fan Boy. Have you seen Zelda: about the virus now? Minish Cap? It totally rocks. `,,, , _ '.. O |_) || |_(._[__] ____________ |\ _______________ | |b| | _____ That's an emulator! You're Yeah? What playing a stolen game! do you care? `,,, , _ '.. OO |_) .||- |(( _[__] _________________ || _______ | bb| | ________ But think of all the Note to self: Fan Boy has Nintendo slaves who died finally totally lost it. to make that game! `,,, , _ 'oo O |_) -||- |_(._[__] ____________________ || _______ | |b| | _____________ You said that out loud. I know. `,,, , _ '.. O |_) .||. |_(._[__] jg__________________ || _______ | |b| | __________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041125_ep608.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 608 (Nov. 25, 2004) We demand that you release 1 C4N F1X TH15. Linda.. you.. you fiend! / ,,, , ,,, '-- OO -- .||. .//- .//. ___ || __ bb ____________________ _/( ____________ Really? ,,, ` *clk*,,, '.. OO ' -- .||. .||. o-//. ___ || __ bb __ _( \_ _______________________ _____ ,' _ `-._ ,' ) `. / (_________\ : : : yes that is .-------------------------------- : much better | ANOTHER HYPNO-RAY! OUR HEROES : | : M45T3R. | ARE TRAPPED IN THE CLUTCHES OF : master \ | THE EVIL WAREZ DUDE! HOW WILL : ,,, ` : ,,, | THEY EVER ESCAPE?! WILL THIS : '@@ @@ : -- | BE THEIR DOOM?! STAY TUNED! : .||. .||.: .//. '-------------------------------- jg_:___ || __ bb _: _( \_ ___________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040129_ep493.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 493 (Jan. 29, 2004) I've come to the conclusion that you tend to become aggressive instead of What?! admitting your feelings toward me. , `OO ..~ (( .<<. b b ________________ || ______________________ In other words, you hit Wh.. You're sick! me because you love me. , `OO oo~ <||. << __________ bb ____ || ____________________ Lately though, you EEEEW! Shut up NOW, haven't hit me much. , or I'll... `OO --~ (( -<<. ____________ bb ____ || ________ You're gonna hit me? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! So you DO love me! , `OO __ __ ~oo -||- - _-__ - _>>- jg bb -- -- \ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040610_ep549.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 549 (Jun. 10, 2004) __ {~~ /_| ___ /__| ______________ There he is! The hermit! He'd better ,' have something really wise to tell me / __ , after all this climbing I've done. ,' O}} `._ / ))-| \ / d d | \ / o o \ o o Sometimes, the journey Don't tell me teaches you more than this is one of reaching your goal. `__ __ , those times. {~~ OO} /_| ||-| ___ /__| _____ dd | ______ ,' `-.__ / `---. It is. Aw crap. `__ __ , {~~ {-- /_| ((-\ ___ /__| _________ b b \ _ ,' `-.__ jg / `---. File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040831_ep584.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 584 (Aug. 31, 2004) When you stop showing Spider-Man 2, No. We're under strict can I have one of those posters? orders to throw those away. `___ __ , ()..) --' _ -||. ________ .||. .__|) _____________________ |\ ___|______|_| || \__| _________ What?! Give me a poster, or I'll.. My baby?! I'll take your baby! `___ __ , ()--) oo' _ -||- ________ .||. .__|) _______________________ || _|______|_| || \__| _________ Yeah, I'd have to give it back though, after a while; I don't have room for a baby in my small apartment. I don't have stuff like diapers `___ __ and food and the like.. ()..) ..' _ .||. ________ .||. .__|) _______________________ || _|______|_| || \__| _________ I'd probably have it back to you Just take the by.. is 5 good for you? What time stupid poster! do you get off work? `___ __ , ()..) --' _ || ________ -||- .__|) jg________________________ || _|______|_| || \__| _________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040111_ep485.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 485 (Jan. 11, 2004) Fan Boy is You figured that out a moron. , all by yourself? `OO ..~ (( .<<. __ b b ___________ || __ This isn't about me! Talking about him We're trashtalking behind his back?! You Fan Boy now. , can't do that! `OO ..~ -||- .<<. _______ bb _____ || _____ You're right.. Do it to his face, like this: | Nerd Boy says you're a moron! ` , ,,, OO ~.. oo' (( >> || ____ bb ________ |\ _______________ /| ___________ See? Everybody wins! * ,,, , OO --' ~^^ || || >> jg_______ bb _________________________ || _________ |\ ______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040411_ep523.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 523 (Apr. 11, 2004) When I throw this switch, _________ ___________ you will drop into the What? Hang on! V | acid bath and PERISH! How the heck | | `,,_ did I get here? | | "oO `OO| | /-// == ( o | _________________A_ || ___________________ o dd ) | |~~~~'~~~~~~~~~~o~~~~~~~~| _________ ___________ You mean to say that you've It's kind of hazy, V | forgotten how I defeated yes. I'd appreciate | | and humiliated you? `,,_ a quick recap. | O | "oO `OO| | / // o == | _________________A_____ |\ _______________ dd ( | |~~~~~~~~~"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| _________ ___________ Well, I guess I -could- put V | off your execution for a Your kindness | | -little- while. `,,_ overwhelms me. | | "oO `OO| o | / .// ) == | _________________A________ || ____________ ( dd o | jg |~~~~~~~%~~~~~~~~~~~~~o~~| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040620_ep553.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 553 (Jun. 20, 2004) Hi there. Where's Mandy? It's time `,,, , for band practice. '.. OO .||. )) _________________ || ____________ d d ____________ Oh.. funny story.. I invited Linda Duh! You can't have two to join the band, and Mandy `,,, , girls in a band! got really mad and left. '^^ OO .||. -||- ____________ || _____ dd ________ What?! There are lots of bands Sh'yeah.. -Girl- bands. with more than one girl. `,,, , '.. OO .||' .||. ______________________ || _____ dd ____________ C'mon, that's like saying you can't have more than one guy in a Yeah, incidentally, you're band unless it's a boy band! `,,, , fired from the band. '.. OO -||- || jg || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040311_ep511.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 511 (Mar. 11, 2004) ..feels like he doesn't care. You do? Then why are you I'm so glad I have a gay friend talking to me about it? to talk with about ` __ ___ , this kind of stuff. #~~ (..() .)|. .||. _____ || ______ || ____ Oh. ` __ ___ #.. (..() )| .||. ______________________ || ______ || ______________________________ By the way, have you No, he's been seen Nerd Boy lately? gone for days. ` __ ___ , #.. (..() .)|. .||. jg____________________ || ______ || ____________________ Help? ` pp ____ //_____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040815_ep577.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 577 (Aug. 15, 2004) Hey, I just got some PS2 games Games?! The market's in flux, I need running on our Xbox, wanna try? to get ahold of my stock broker. ` __ `,,, #^^ ..] )| .||' ______ |\ ___________________________ || _______________ Stuart! Please tell me ? you're buying DynaCom! __ `,,, OO #.. '..] (( )| ||' _ b b ____________________________ || __________________ |\ _____ Did you use one of your stupid Not DynaCorp! Oh, machines on my boyfriend? this is a disaster. ` __ `,,, OO --# 'oo] (( .|(- .||' ______ b b _______________________ || _________________________ || __ I'm not in Hardware, I work Did I just stumble into in the -Software Development- an alternate dimension?! SELL! department of Microsoft. __ , `,,, `OO #oo# '--] .||. .)(. ||' jg____________ bb ________________ || ____________________________ |\ _ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040919_ep592.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 592 (Sep. 19, 2004) /______________________________________ That dress _ _ _ | | looks great! |()% (_)|-|- | | , | | _ | | ______ OO ~.. | | <>- | |________________/_|____| |_____ __|||_/ \ / \______ b b ___ |\ _|____________________________________ _____________________ _______________________ | | (| | (| | | _ _ _ Are you serious? It looks | . \/|_|(| . \/|_|(| | | -|-|(_) %()| like it would cost you | / __ / ___ | | _ , | a month's pay! | \ > |\ /| | | O > ..~ OO | |_____/ \_______/|\___| |____| \ ____.<<.___||__| ______/___\______\|/____________|__\______________________________ /___________________________________________________________\ | | _ _ _ | | |) | |) | | | | | |()% (_)|-|- | | |)|_|\/ . |)|_|\/ . | | | | _ | | ___ \ __ \ | | | | OO ~.. <>. ____/_|____| |___/|\_______/_\_____| | __|_____bb____||__________________________________________|________ You're right. It doesn't , look expensive enough. OO ~.. || >> jg______ bb ____ |\ __________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040408_ep522.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 522 (Apr. 8, 2004) I've filled easter eggs with candy and hidden them! Let's go on an easter egg hunt! ,,, ,--------------. `OO ..~ ..' ==~ |`-.____________`-. -||- .<<. .||. .[[. |__|_____________||______ bb ______ || ___ || ___ || __________ Maybe not. Last year you hid them in the medieval England of an alternate dimension! They were impossible to find! ` ,,, ,--------------. OO --~ ..' ==~ |`-.____________`-. .||. .<<. .||. .[[. |__|_____________||______ bb ______ || ___ || ___ || ______ Fine! I'll find them and Fine! eat all the candy myself! ` ,,, ,--------------. `OO ~.. '.. ~== |`-.____________`-. -//- ->> || ]] jg_|_____________||______ bb ______________________ |\ ___ |\ __ |\ ___ Killjoys. _ , ,-. ,' `. ,------ OO ----. \_ ,^.\|`-.___((_______`-. ____)>`-(_|__|____bb_______|| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040108_ep484.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 484 (Jan. 8, 2004) | Just as you're nearly done picking the lock to the | | treasury, you hear the unmistakable grumbling of a | | guard on patrol. You'll have to hide, and quickly! ( '----------------------------------------------------.\ ########::::' . ' . ':::::#### __ | `\ ######::::' . ( . '::::### [==] | ,,, #####::::' . (,) . .::::##--|(|---| '.. OO ####:::---. . / . ':::###" /| | |_(( _________,))_| ##__::| |. y . ':::::#" |_ | |\\ | |dd| | ____ #(oo :|o |:.' .':.::::'' |_|_ .((. :|___|::::::''' |___|_ )\ |_|___|_ |___|____________ Into the "The dimly lit corridor splits corridor! off to the left and right." `,,, , '.. OO |_(( _________,))_| _____ | |\\ | |dd| | _________ Left! "You-" Hey, write your part `,,, , instead of playing mine! '.. OO |_(( _________ -))_| jg | |\\ | | dd| | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040914_ep590.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 590 (Sep. 14, 2004) Here, have a snack. Oh cool, thanks. ` , ~.. OO .>>-o .||. __________________ |\ ______ dd _________ I made it myself. Oh. Um.. Well, I'm sure it's.. ` , ~.. OO .>>. o-||. _________ || _____ dd _______ uh.. , ~-- OO >> o-||. ________________________ || _____ dd ___________________________ I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF A MORE , ELOQUENT SYNONYM FOR 'TASTY'! #O -||- jg_________________________________ dd ____________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041128_ep609.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 609 (Nov. 28, 2004) OUR HEROES ARE ENSLAVED BY | WAREZ DUDE'S HYPNO-RAY! | ----------------------------'__ ,' `. / ,'`. `-._ | | / `-. | | |_________\ | | : : | | : : | | : : | | : : MU4H4H4H4H444! __| | : ,,, __: \ ,,, ~.. 'o. | : '@@ @@ #@@ : -- >> | | : || || )| : -//- __ |\ ________|>-.______,'| |_:_ || _ bb _ || __:___ _/ )_ __________ __ ,' `. / ,'`. `-._ | | / `-. | | |_________\ | | | | | | | | *whistle* __| | ,,, __ ,,, ''~ 'o. | '-- OO #-- oo << | | .||. .||. .)|. // jg______ /| _ : =>._____,'| |___ || _ bb _ || ______ _/ )_ ______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040615_ep551.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 551 (Jun. 15, 2004) Hey, I.. Why bother making things? It's `,,, , all been done anyway! '.. OO || -))- ___________________ |\ ________ d d ________________ Internet, for example. That's just a bunch of TVs and typewriters hooked ,,, , up to phones. How is that new? '.. OO .||. .||> ________________ || ___ dd _____________ What are you talking about? You.. you're right.. What the You love the internet! `,,, , heck is wrong with me?! '.. OO .||- )) _________________ || ___ dd _______________ Shh.. it's going to be OK. `,,, ''OO *sob* //`)) jg || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040601_ep545.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 545 (Jun. 1, 2004) I'm taking my Whatever. cat out riding. ,--. , `OO / / | ,-- ..~ -------. -||. +-+-+ .-'___ << _____.-'| __________ bb ____|_|_|____||____ //______|__|_____________ ,--. / / | ,-- ..~ -------. +-+-+ .-'___ << _____.-'| __________________|_|_|____||____ //______|__|_____________ "Riding"? ,--. , / / | ,-- oo~ -------. +-+-+ .-'___ << _____.-'| __________________|_|_|____||____ //______|__|_____________ Yeehaaw! , ( \OO ^_^_ DOOMSDAY IS \ _ //_| =v= _ UPON US! ;' b \_-/ oo' `oo / )_____, |-. )). -//- jg |/_ \_ \|'" (( | / \ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040715_ep564.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 564 (Jul. 15, 2004) It's raining ________ again. Of course it is. |||,/ /||| `,,, , _ ||| /, ||| .'' O |_) |||,_/_||| || |_(._[__] ____ ||| ||| _ || ______________ | |b| | __________ Whaddayamean? It's __supposed to be summer! Exactly. ||| , ||| `,,, , _ |||/ / ||| '.. O |_) |||_,_/||| .||. |_(._[__] ____ ||| ||| __ |\ _____________ | |b| | ___________________ So now it -should- ______rain in summer? Well.. |||/ /,||| `,,, , _ |||,/ /||| '.. O |_) |||_/_,||| -||- |_(._[__] ____ ||| ||| _______ || ________ | |b| | ________________________ Would you rather it snowed ________ now and rained in the winter? |||,/ /||| ,,, , _ |||/, /||| '.. O |_) |||_,/_||| .||. |_(._[__] jg__ ||| ||| _______ || ________ | |b| | ________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040316_ep513.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 513 (Mar. 16, 2004) Hello. ACH! What is with the ` _ , constant sneaking?! ".O OO .(( -((- ______ | bb ___________ bb _______ I take it this is when I You know, I mean.. I will know had just met Dr. Spivak? that weird guy in the future? ` _ , ".O OO .(( -||. _______ ( b b _________ dd _______ Well, obviously. You just You know what I mean. Stop met him, didn't you? being such a smart-alec. ` _ , ".O OO .(( .||. ___________ | bb ______ dd _______ I'm you from the future! -You- stop being a smart-alec, That's it, and I'll never have been one! good-bye. ` _ , "~O OO .(( -((. jg___________ | bb __________ b b __ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040907_ep587.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 587 (Sep. 7, 2004) And then I ran into Mrs. Filterbottom. She sure has a weird name, doesn't she? ` ~^^] .>>': _A_ _____________ || `-| | _____________ Mhm. Yeah, the.. Down the street, yeah. ` ~..] .>>': _A_ ____________ || `-| | ___________ Mhm. ` ~..] .>>': _A_ _________________________ || `-| | _______________ What?! But I've been calling her that for YEARS! ` ~oo] ->>': _A_ jg_____________________________ || `-| | ____________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040203_ep495.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 495 (Feb. 3, 2004) I have a new theory: I'm the only conscious creature, ,,, so I should only `OO ..' care about myself. (( .||. ___ b b ___________ || _______ The only thinking conscious creature I -know- exists is myself. OK, you might argue that people think since they act kinda like me. Your premise is reversed: -I- act like -them-, since I was brought up that way. So you're wrong; no one ,,, else is a thinking creature. `OO ..' <||. .||. __ bb ____ || __ Huh? `,,, OO ..' .||. || ____________________________ bb ____ || _____________________________ Case in point. , Thank you. ,,, OO ..' )) || jg d d || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040104_ep482.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 482 (Jan. 4, 2004) So you finally finished Yeah. Now I just need to write your QuestBook project? a "choose-your-own-adventure" `,,, , so I can demonstrate it. '.. OO |_(( ________ )) ________ | |\\ | | _____ d d _______ Hey! I could help! You could? Do you have any `,,, , writing experience? '.. OO |_((. ________ .||. | |\\ | | _ dd _________________ Well.. I've written Oh come on! That's crap! some fanfiction.. `,,, , '.. OO |(( ________ -||- _______ |"|\\ | | _ dd ______ Oh yeah? What have -you- ... Shut up, we've got written that's so awesome?! an adventure to write. `,,, , '-- OO |_((- ________ (( jg | |\\ | | b b File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040713_ep563.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 563 (Jul. 13, 2004) Fan Boy, can you / hear me OK? \ Yep. __ ` / `,,, __ (_(| OOj \ ''. |_|) [_|_]_ ))| / ||(._[__]] ______ | | |dd|| ____ \ ____ | |\| || _____ / \ This Skype thing is / pretty cool, huh? \ Mhm. __ ` / `,,, __ (_(| OOj \ ''. |_|) [_|_]_ ))| / ||(._[__]] ______ | | |dd|| _____ \ ____ | |\| || _____ / \ Awesome. No lag in our / Lag? We're in conversation, is there? \ the same room. __ ` / `,,, __ (_(| OOj \ '.. |_|) [_|_]_ ))| / ||(._[__]] ______ | | |dd|| _____ \ ____ | |\| || _____ Yeah, I guess the connection is good. What are you doing? __ ` `,,, __ (_(| OOj ..' |_|) [_|_]_ ))| |_ || _[__]] jg_________ | | |dd|| ______________ | | || | || _____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040302_ep507.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 507 (Mar. 2, 2004) Some jerk's parked in Mandy's spot, so I keyed his car. You what? | _________ | Keyed it, scratched it with a key. ||| | ||| ` `,,, |||--+--||| OO ~~' |||__|__||| || || _______ ''' ''' __ bb _________ /| __________________ I know what it means. Remember when I wrecked Mandy's car? | Yeah? That's her | _________ new car. | ||| | ||| , `,,, |||--+--||| OO ..' |||__|__|| -||. .||. jg______________ ''' '' dd ________ || _________ WHAT THE?! I'm.. late for, uh, the , _________ thing at.. the place.. ||| | ||| `,,, |||--+--||| 'oo |||__|__||| || ''' 'bb |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040701_ep558.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 558 (Jul. 1, 2004) If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does For all ends and it make a sound? `,,, , purposes, no. '.. OO || .||. _____________ |\ ________ dd ______________ If no one experiences an event or the effects thereof, you ,,, , can just disregard it. '.. OO .||. .||> ______ || _____ dd _________ Trippy. So we need to see stuff for it to happen. Kind of. `,,, , '.. OO || .||. _________ || _____ dd _________________________ Let's watch the Somebody's gotta do it. grass grow. `,,, , ..' OO || )) jg_____________ /| ______ d d ________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040606_ep547.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 547 (Jun. 6, 2004) What's up? Nothing! My life `,,, , is boring! '.. OO || .||. _______ |\ ________ dd _____________________ I've decided to search for the ,,, , wisest hermit on the largest '.. \OO mountain in Nepal, so that he .||. ||. can give my life direction! ______ || _____ dd ____________ Your life is so boring YES! you'd go through `,,, , all that trouble? '.. @@ .||. -||- ___________ || _____ dd ______________________ LATER... * / * \ * /\ ,' * Or maybe not. * \ / \ * / `__ * `. * * / \ ,-' * {{O * \ / _,\ _,' * ((-| * * \ /:._.::::\,' * b b| \ /:::::::::/ * o o ` /::::::::,' o o * * :::::::-' * o o * File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040307_ep509.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 509 (Mar. 7, 2004) So.. Yeah.. `,,, , '.. OO || || ___________________________ || __ dd ________________________________ Can't think of anything that ..and now your life revolves I can talk about. I signed a around the stuff covered by the non-disclosure agreement.. `,,, , non-disclosure thingy? Me too! '.. OO .||. -||. _______ || __ dd ________ Wow, then maybe it's Yeah! Only.. the same thing! `,,, , 'oo OO -||- .||. ___________ || __ dd ____________ What? How do we find out if it's `,,, , the same thing while '.. OO not disclosing it? .||. || jg || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040506_ep534.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 534 (May. 6, 2004) NERD BOY AND FAN BOY ENGAGE IN LETHAL BATTLE... Your mother is ,,, , a pig! '-- OO <((- -))' ______ / ) _____ d d ________ What? Hey man, that's It's just trashtalking, to psyche pretty harsh. `,,, , the opponent. And it worked! '.. OO (( -))' ___________ / ) _____ d d ______________ | \ . OO - ,,, p)). - '-x d \\ \ jg__________________ \\ _____________________ You cheated! Rematch! | And get your ass OK, maybe not. , kicked again? `,,, OO '.x || ,\\__ dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040212_ep499.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 499 (Feb. 12, 2004) Hey... Been taking driving Have you.. lessons with Mandy? Yes, `,,, , and I crashed her car. '.. OO || )) ____ |\ ___________ d d ________ OK, stop joking I'm serious. It's weird though, around, man. she wasn't mad. She just left. `,,, , '~~ OO -||- )) _________ || ______ dd ______ Yeah, that sorta brings me You weren't wondering about back to what I was actually the lesson? Then what? trying to ask you. `,,, , '.. OO .||. .||. jg_________________________ || ______ dd __________ Have you seen your computer? `,,, ( '.. @@ _ _,-;. _ ) -||. || __|_ | | ('-, || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040829_ep583.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 583 (Aug. 29, 2004) ..who wore her hair up, but I know she was just jealous so I didn't listen, ,,, , and that was when he said that '-- ..~ she had said that he did this .||. '<<, when she was with him. _______________ || _____ || _________ I think I learned a OK, I'll indulge you. valuable lesson today. What did you learn? `,,, , '.. ..~ .||. .<<. _________ || _____ || _____________ I'm not a fan You think I'm boring? Before you of everything! answer that; bear in mind that I `,,, , hate liars as much as I hate '.. ..~ people who find me boring. -||- .<<. ______________ || _____ || __________________________ ,,, 'oo --~ || .<<. jg____________________ || _____ || _______________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041114_ep603.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 603 (Nov. 14, 2004) Linda! Nerd Boy made a virus that's taking Figures. I can stop over the world! the virus though. `,,, __ , '.. --# -//- .|(. __ / \ ____________________ || ___________ You can? How? Are you kidding? With all the times `,,, __ , Nerd Boy's asked for my advice, '.. ..# I might as well have made || -|(- that virus myself! __________ || ______ || _______ In fact, I might be the only one who can stop it. ,,, __ , ,, '.. ..# -- .||. .|(> \ _______ || ______ || ________________________________________ Oh, hey Warez Dude, TH3 UNM15T4K4BL3 what brings you here? SM3LL 0F M0N3Y. `,,, __ \ ,,, '.. #.. -- .||. .)|. .//. jg_______________ || ______ || _________________________ _( \_ ____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040219_ep502.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 502 (Feb. 19, 2004) 'ello, gov'nah! What? `,,, , '.. OO .||' || ____________ |\ _________ dd _______ Ah said 'ello. You Since when are you hard o'hearing, mate? from Australia? `,,, , '.. OO <||> -||- _________ || _____ dd ______ Dunno about no Australian. Just knock it off, I'm from Liverpool, meself. Fan Boy. It's silly. `,,, , '.. OO ||` (( ___ || ___________ b b _____________ Well, I reckoned I looked sorta British, so.. "Fan Boy"?! `,,, '.. || jg || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040720_ep566.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 566 (Jul. 20, 2004) Is that a wig?! Nope, I made a machine that ` ,-.__ , accelerates hair growth. ~.. OO\\ .>>- )) ____ || ______________ d d _______________ OK, when does Oh it stops accelarating when it stop growing? __ , I turn off the machine. ` ' \\,- ~.. OO\\ .>>. || ) _______________ || _________ dd _________ Uhh... What?! Oh crap! I must have made a I don't mistake, this isn't supposed.. think so. ___ , ` ' \\\,-. ~oo //O\\ \ .>>. '|| ) ____________ || _________ dd ______________ ..mffmf _ ` \/,- ~-- _ ,\=;_` >> ' \x'-' \ | | ||\||\ / ) ) ||/||/ \|\| __ ___ _______ ||||_ ____________ //_//__\ ____________ So you think of me as more Well, I just thought you of a "hands-on" person? needed a self-confidence boost, \ ,,, __ / since you usually have ( .. OO | a hammer for a head. __/ .|_ \__| ( ) _\\ ____ _ / ,' (=]_) /| ||\\ `.\ ___| \|___||// )) | _ _ \ | | ||\||\ / ) ) ||/||/ \|\| __ ___ _______ ||||_ ____________ //_//__\ ________ [%INTRUDERS% Sentry Bot:: Why Are You Not Attacking] /_ ,,, __ _ /_ ( .. OO | _--- /_\ __ / __/ -|_ \__| -___ ___ | == ( ) \\ ____ _ -__ / | \ ___|_\\\_ / ,' / ) /| ||\\ /__|__\ \/\ / `.\ ___| / _//|___||// / /___ /\___ )) |( // _ _ '---' /\--' \ | | ||\||\ /__\/__\ / ) ) ||/||/ / |\/ |\ \|\| __ ___ jg______________ \_|/\_|/ ___________________ ||||_ _________ //_//__\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040812_ep576.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 576 (Aug. 12, 2004) Don't struggle now. Are we fixing the future You'll be back to your ,,, ____/_ _ , or what?! old self in no time.`OO'.. \ \ | o-" //-(( | ) | o-)). _______________ b b..\\,__________ _/_/__| ____ dd | ______ ,,, ____/_ _ *ungh* OO '.. \ \ | o." //|(( | ) | o-)). ____________ d d ..\\,_________ _/_/__| ____ dd | ____ Oops. ,,, ____/_ _ , '.. OO __ - ---_ -- \ |*bip* o." p// ---_- ---_- ) | o-)). ______________ d\*trip!* -- ---_/__| ____ dd | _________ ,,, ____/_ _ '.. pp - \ | Oo" -((- -((- _- ) | o-)). _____..\\,___ @@ --_/__| ____ dd | ____ Huh? `,,, ____/_ '.. \ \ | || | ) | -*fop*- jg ___ || _______ _/_/__| _____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040725_ep568.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 568 (Jul. 25, 2004) __ Behold, my talking potted plant! / `_ Say hello to Mandy, plant. |\,' / , _,|_`-' OO ..~ `"_|_(\ -||. .<<. _________ |_| _______ dd __________ || _______ __ / `_ |\,' / _,|_`-' OO ``~ `"_|_(\ || .<<. _________ |_| _______ dd __________ || _____________ __ / `_ No wait! It OK whatever. |\,' / really talks! , _,|_`-' `OO ~.. `"_|_(\ q//- >> _________ |_| ________________ b ___________ |\ ____________ Why didn't you say anything?! _ _ Sorry, I clam up | (\'/) , around girls. | (_(.)_) Oh you're such a pansy. (/|\) , (\_,|__ OO _|_(\ .||. jg_________ |_| '____________________ dd ____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040718_ep565.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 565 (Jul. 18, 2004) I hate vacuuming. `OO *wooooo*__ //. _________________ (|_]-._bb_\_ _________ ,--.----.___ _____ .---( )-.,-( `---._ _ ,--.---. ( ` ' )--.( ) `/ Hey Mandy, did you know \ ( that vacuuming is called ) `, , "hoovering" in Britain?,'O o. ,' ~.. OO _,--'-' OO ( .>>. .||. )-' __ //. `.__ || ____________ dd _____________,' (|_]-._bb_\_ __.--. ___( )--.---. .---. __ ,-' )---.( )' `-. ( Back to work, you ) ,' lazy British bum! `-. _ ( , ', ) (_) O o. `) ~-- OO - __,' OO .' .>>- (( ) __ //. '-(__ || _________________ b b _______,' (|_]-._bb_\_ ____.--._ .--' )-. ,( Didn't work, \ Thanks for ( mate. )O o. , trying. `._, `OO ' OO ) .||. )_ .||. jg (__________ bb_,'|_]-._dd_\_ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040817_ep578.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 578 (Aug. 17, 2004) This must have made Fan Boy and Nerd Boy weird, ____/_ __ , but the label says it's made by Nerd Boy \ \ | ..# in the future, which is a paradox since | ) | .|(. he's "not in hardware" anymore... _______ _/_/__| __ || ______ *ahem* OH WOE IS ME! HOW SHALL I EVER ____/_ __ , FIGURE OUT HOW THIS MACHINE WORKS AND \ \ | #..# SUBSEQUENTLY REVERSE ITS EFFECTS?! | ) | -)(- _______ _/_/__| __ || ___________________________ ____/_ __ \ \ |#.. | ) |-\\ __________ _/_/__| \> _____________________ Pardon me.. What are ____/_ __ __ , you doing with \ \ |#.. OO$ my machine? | ) |-\\ )\ _______ _/_/__| \> __________________________ /| _____________ Pfft. The universe is What? ____/_ __ , too predictable. __ , \ \ |#.. OO$ | ) |-\\ .)\. jg_______ _/_/__| \> _______________________ || ________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040325_ep517.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 517 (Mar. 25, 2004) And now you both die! What's going on? `,,_ _ `,,, "oO __, O." OO ..' //-/'" )). || .||. _________ || _________ dd | __ dd __________________________ || __ That guy wants to shoot Another one of me because of something your holographic I haven't even done yet. simulations? ,,_ _ , `,,, "oO __, O." OO ..' //-/'" )). -||. .||. _____ || _________ dd | __ bb __________________________ || __ No, it's So you're a robot Nope. all real. copy of yourself. That's me! ,,_ _ ` `,,, ` "oO __, ".O OO ..' OO //-/'" .(( .||. || <\\ jg____________ || ________ | bb ___ bb _____ /| ____________________ dd To heck with it! To let you -I- could've live on is a greater punishment; told him -that-. `_,, you are all insane! _ ,,, ` Oo" __ O." OO ..' OO --~ \\- `\, )). || || || << /| dd | dd || dd /| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040824_ep581.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 581 (Aug. 24, 2004) OK mum, let's have a gander at the thing that caused all this. Can't you tell me just -one- ____/_ ` __ __ , thing about your father? \ \ | $OO ..# | ) | -/(. .|(. _/_/__| _______ || _________________ || __________________ Let it go, will you? It's ____/_ __ , all in the future. __ *grumble* \ \ | OO$ --# | ) | )\ .|(. _/_/__| ___ /| _____________________ || __________________ Aha, here we go. I'll fix this easily, and then Oh? Oh OK. ____/_ , we can restore your __ , \ \ | friends' personalities. ..# | ) |\ .|(. _/_/__||\ __________________________ || __________________ Aren't you glad to get your friends back to 'Normal' is a bit of an ____/_ __ , normal? __ , exaggeration. \ \ | $OO --# | ) | -/(- .|(. jg/_/__| _ || _______________________ || _____________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040125_ep491.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 491 (Jan. 25, 2004) Watch as I toss up this With your big mouth, it grape and catch it shouldn't be much of in my mouth! ` , a challenge. OO ..~ .||o .<<. ___________ bb _______ || ______________ o ' OO ..~ .||' .<<. __________________ bb _______ || ____________________ | OO o (____, oo~ \\ .<<. _______ bb _______ || ______ Tadaaa! I didn't mean it ` , literally... OO oo~ -||- << jg bb || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040118_ep488.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 488 (Jan. 18, 2004) Turns out the game Really? we wrote is `,,, , _ really good. '.. O |_) || |_(._[__] ____ |\ _____________________ | |b| | Yeah, we got an offer Wh.. from a publisher, `,,, , _ and I accepted. '.. O |_) .||. |_( _[__] ______ || ________________ | |b| | You wanna meet They're -here-? Who is it? our publisher? Sierra? Nintendo? This is so `,,, , exciting I_could scream! '.. OO |_) -||. || _ _[__] ___ || ________ dd __ __|_ | | Y0, N3RD D00D. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! `,,, ,,, , -- '.. @@ .\\. ,||> -)) jg _( \_ || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040208_ep497.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 497 (Feb. 8, 2004) Thanks for No problem. the lift. , _____ `OO ~.. _/__|__\ .||. .>>- *click*,'_ | _ \ _________ bb ______ || __________`(_)--'(_)' \ I should learn how to drive, \ but I feel so out of control _________________\ in the driver's seat. ___ | , |_|_| | OO ..~ |_|_| | )) << jg__________________|--.___ d d ________ /| ____ And that freaks me out. So you'd rather take a bus I'm a major control freak. , and have no control at all? `OO ..~ That doesn't make sense! <||. -<<- ________ bb _____ || _____ So, you want some kind of payment for driving lessons, or how would that work? Are you free on Fridays? `OO --~ || << bb || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041121_ep606.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 606 (Nov. 21, 2004) You're still not foiling my brother's plan to monopolize Linda's still working for him? the antivirus market with your I just assumed she'd get fed unstoppable virus? `,,, , up and kick his butt. '.. OO .||. .||. ___________ |\ _________ dd _______ I mean, what's he got over there, some kinda hypnotizing ray? ,,, , '.. OO .||. .||> _______ || _______ dd _____ Hehe. Hypnoti.. what? ,,, , '.. OO || .||. _______ || _______ dd _____ OMG HE HAS A HYPNOTIZING RAY! WE HAVE TO SAVE HER! `,,, *sigh* 'oo OO -||- )) jg _____________ || _______ dd _________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040309_ep510.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 510 (Mar. 9, 2004) You slept a whole day again, didn't you? Apparently. It's weird, I don't know `,,, , why I keep missing whole days. '.. OO || .||. __________ || _____ dd ___________________ You might figure it Good idea. Last thing I remember, out if you retrace I was talking to Mandy. your steps. `,,, , '.. OO .||. (( ______ || _____ b b ______________________________________ And then ,,, I said.. '.. `OO ..~ .||. <||. .<<. jg__________________________ || _______ bb ___ || ________ Oh. `,,, ..' ~-- pp || >> // || |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040926_ep595.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 595 (Sep. 26, 2004) I've got a great idea for a web comic! You're making a web comic? `,,, , '.. OO || .||. ______ |\ ____________ dd _______ -We- are. It's about a little cat that finds That can't be good. a stick of paste. `,,, , And starts eating it! '.. OO _,,_ .||. .||. _)..( *chew* ___________ || ____ dd _______ (7_mm *chew* Right, so then it starts to hallucinate, so the stick of Nah it's crap. \ __ paste comes to life! `,,, , `. ../ ,' Hilarity ensues! '.. OO _,,_ _ /-/ __ -||- .||. _)oo( / / _______ || ____ dd _______ (7_mm ,'/_/ `. We could call it OK -that's- "Cat and Paste"! REALLY crap. _ `,,, , |.. '^^ OO _,, (|v|__ .||. .||. ___).. | | jg_____________________ || ____ dd _______ /-->\ |_| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040627_ep556.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 556 (Jun. 27, 2004) I know things look dark, but you gotta have faith in mankind. Are you kidding? `__ ___ , Watch this. __ #.. (..() '.. .. .)|. || .||. || __________________ || _______ |\ ___________________________ LL || Hello, I'm gonna kill myself now, feel free to intervene! blah heehee blah __ ` ___ `__ ` __ __ , #oo ()..) '.. .. $~~ ^^' )| -||- <||. || $PP <\/> ____ || ____________________________ || _____ LL || ___ kk _ || _____ See? I do that every week, and nobody so much as bats an eyelid. __ ___ , #.. (..() )| || _________________ || ________ /| ___________ That's gotta work wonders The day somebody cares for your self-esteem. I'll probably die of shock. blablah! `__ ___ , `__ #-- ()..) '.. .. .)|. || <||. || jg || || LL || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041223_ep620.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 620 (Dec. 23, 2004) ____ / ___\ *SKREEEEE* _| |/|(#)#) |_ MERRY XMAS! \__*,-\<|>.__/ MERRY XMAS! \ / ,,, __ ,,, /\/\__/`._,' ___ -- #..# '.. / /\'\/'.__|\ OO ..~ (..() -\\- -)(- -||- / /(__/___,'\ \ -||- -<<- -||- _/ )_ || || _/_/ _/ \_\_\_ db || || ____ Why did I have to / ___\ stand next to this |(#)#)| Oh stop being creepy Xmas monster? ,-<|>/. such a big ` /\ /| baby! ,,, __ ,,, /\/\_\/`._,' | , ___ -- #.. 'oo / /\'\/'.__|\ |\ OO ..~ (..() .\\. .)|. .||- / /(__/___,'\ \ .||. .<<. .||. _/ )_ || || _/_/ _/ \_\_\_ dd || || ____ / ___\ But that's what |/|(#)#) Xmas is all *,-\<|>. He's And I didn't get about! /\ /| right. any presents. ,,, __ `,,, /\/\_\/`._,' | ` ___ , -- #.. '.. / /\'\/'.__|\/| OO --~ (,,() .\\. .)|. -||- / /(__/___,'\ \ .||. .<<. .||. jg _/ )_ || || _/_/ _/ \_\_\_ bb || || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040608_ep548.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 548 (Jun. 8, 2004) Yes! I finally reached the __ , top of the mountain! OO} -||- ___ dd ___ .-' `-._ / `. / \ x---------------------------------------------------------------------x | | | ____ __ Well. Here I am. Where the | | ,' `---' _)___ , heck is the wise hermit? | | (_________________) . | | | | | /\ _,--._ / \ _ | | /\/ \ (______/ \ ,-' \ | | / \ \ /\ / \ / \ | | /_ _..\ ,' \ /..__,.:\ /\/:._ ,\ | | /:::..:::::\ /._ \ /:::::::::\ / /:::::::::\ | x---------------------------------------------------------------------x When on the path to ____ __ Oh crap. enlightenment, keep ,' `---' _)___ , the map right-side up! (_________________) . `. | __ | /\ _,--/ \ _( )__ / \ /\/ \ (___/ \ (_,_____)/ \ / \ \ /\ / \ /_ \ /_ _..\,' \ /..__,.:\ jg /:::..::\ /:::..::::/._ \ /:::::::::\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040120_ep489.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 489 (Jan. 20, 2004) I will NOT work for YOU! ,,, ` ,,, -- OO ..' ___.((.___ -\\. .||. _______________|| \>_ |___ dd _______ || ____________ Why not?! He's EVIL! | | Hey, he's my brother! That too! | ,,, , `,,, -- OO --' ___.((.___ .||. <||> ________|| \>_ |___ bb _______ || ______ 0K. W3'LL F1ND 4N0TH3R What?! You're not getting L33D PR0GR4MM3R. rid of me that easily! \,,, , ,,, -- OO ..' ___.((.___ -||- .||. ____|| \>_ |___ dd _______ || ___ Come on! We have work to do! ,,, ,,, `OO ~~ ..' -)) ___ .//> _ || jg d d || _/ )_ | || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040822_ep580.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 580 (Aug. 22, 2004) I have a daughter?! You -will- have a daughter. ____/_ ` __ __ , \ \ | #oo OO$ | ) | .)|. .)\. _/_/__|______________ || _______ || ________________________ But.. Now, mum, you know I can't tell With whom?! you that. It might change the ____/_ ` __ __ , future in a paradoxical way \ \ | #.. OO$ and destroy the universe. | ) | -)|- .)\> _/_/__|______________ || _______ || ________________________ Yeah.. OK. Right. Now let me have a ____/_ ` __ __ , look at the machine.. \ \ | #.. OO$ | ) | .)|. )\ _/_/__|______________ || _____ /| ______________________________ TELL ME WHO YOUR STOP MESSING WITH THE FATHER IS! CAUSE AND EFFECT THINGIE! ____/_ ` __ __ , \ \ | #oo @@$ | ) | -//- -)\- jg/_/__|______________ || ___ || _____________________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040323_ep516.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 516 (Mar. 23, 2004) Prepare No! Shoot me instead, I'm to die! the one you really want! `,,_ _ , "oO _, OO O." .//-/"' || )). _________________ || _______ dd ________________ d d ) ______ What the heck I'll get shot, and you can go are you doing?! back in time and thwart Spivak ,,_ ` _ , before he shoots me! "oO _, OO O." .//-/"' -||- )). ___________ || _______ bb ____ dd | ___________ You just came from the future! Why didn't -you- just travel farther back and thwart him? ,,_ ` _ "oO _, OO O." .//-/"' .||- )). ______ || _______ bb ____ dd | _____ Excellent point, because Oops. now I have you both `,,_ _ , under gunpoint. "oO _, oO O-" .//-/"' || )). jg || dd dd | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041207_ep613.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 613 (Dec. 7, 2004) ,-, ( ( `-` The moon is nice Mmm. But it's cold. this time of year. I'm going back inside. ` , _OO __ ..~ _ _/__))__ <<__/ _ _ ________________________ / \ dd // / \ _____________|||__|||____ NO! I mean.. Why don't Because you're not you borrow my jacket? wearing a jacket. ` , __@@__ ..~ _ _/__||__ <<__/ ___________________ / \ dd // / \ ____________ Exactly. So are we * , going inside? __OO__ ..~ _ _/__||__ <<__/ ___________________ / \ dd // / \ ____________ I would, but I think I'm frozen solid. ` __OO__ --~ _ _/__||__ <<__/ jg ___________________ / \ dd // / \ ____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040205_ep496.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 496 (Feb. 5, 2004) Where were you yesterday? *yawn* Whaddaya mean? `,,, , I was right here. '.. OO || `)) _________ |\ ________________ d d ________ No, you were here Thursday. | Thursday was yesterday. No, yesterday was Friday. | It's Saturday today. I was asleep a `,,, , whole DAY? '.. OO .||. .||. _______ || _____ dd ______ But now that you're awake, we can hang out and watch TV and play games and.. `,,, '~~ OO -||- || ___________________ || _____ dd __ Where are you going? Back to bed. `,,, , '.. OO -||- (( jg || b b File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040909_ep588.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 588 (Sep. 9, 2004) Hey, whatcha working on? `,,, _ *click* '.. O |_) *clack* || |_(._[__] ____________ |\ _____________________ | |b| | _________ Revolutionizing the web with your new and `,,, _ *clickety* ingenious concepts? '.. O |_) *cla.. .||. |_(._[__] _______ || ___________ | |b| | _________ Are you being sarcastic? ,,, , _ '.. OO |_) .||. |(( _[__] _______ || ___________ | bb| | _________ No, I Too bad. I hoped you'd developed meant that. a spine and a sense of humour. `,,, ` _ '.. O |_) *click-click* || |_(._[__] jg______________________ || ___________ | |b| | _________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040520_ep540.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 540 (May. 20, 2004) I heard you're working on some kind of game with That's right. intelligent dolls? `___ , ` __ ()..) OO ..# || .||. .|(. ________ |\ _________ dd ______ || _____________________ So, acclimatizing people to the idea of non-human Uh.. Is it that sentience in preparation yeah. obvious? for the Singularity? `___ , __ , ()..) OO ..# .||. .||. .|(. _____ || ________ dd ______ || ___________ Yes, and it won't work. We know! That's exactly what we're People are just ` ___ ` __ , trying to change! too stupid. ()..) OO ..# .||. .||. -|(- ______________ || ________ dd ______ || __________________ BWAHAHAHAA! ___ , __ (~~() OO ..# || )) |( jg_____ /| ______________________ dd ______ || ____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040404_ep520.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 520 (Apr. 4, 2004) You -have- to see ScummVM, ,,, , it's the coolest! '.. OO .||. )) _______________ || ___________ d d _______ Oh yeah? Why? It lets you play old games like `,,, , Monkey Island and Beneath a '.. OO Steel Sky in Windows! .||. -||- ___________ || ____ dd __________ Why would you want Whaddayamean? They're the to do that? `,,, , best games ever made! '.. OO .||. || jg________________________ || ____ dd ______ Old geezer. I bet you even I'll have you know think your old MP3 player it has SEVERAL MEGS is still cool! `,,, , of memory! --' OO || -\\. /| dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040229_ep506.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 506 (Feb. 29, 2004) Have you heard the horrible news? What! No! `,,, , What?! __ 'oo OO --- _//- .||. _________ \ ___________________ dd ____________ You mean you haven't heard the horrible news? No... `,,, , 'oo OO || || _______ || ____ dd ____ Oh I can't tell you, WHAT?! What IS it?! it's too horrible. WHAT'S GOING ON?! `,,, , oo' @@ || -||- _______ || ____ dd ____ There was no Penny That's it?! I'm giving Arcade strip today. you amnesia again! `,,, , --' OO )) -||. jg (( dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041202_ep611.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 611 (Dec. 2, 2004) There should be a ban on Because of the thing you and buying things for oneself during Fan Boy were talking about? November and December. ` , OO ..~ (( .<<. ___________ b b ______ || _________ Yeah, it's.. you No. I won't for the next were listening? ` , few minutes either. OO ~.. .||. .<<-" __________ bb ____ || ____ Hm. Well, the benefits are two-fold: You won't buy something that you'll later get for Xmas, and when you finally get stuff, you're ` even more thankful because OO ..~ of abstaining for a while. <||. .<<. _______________ bb ____ || ___________ Well, what do I think maroon drapes you think? would be perfect here. ` , OO ~.. -||- .>>. jg__________________________ bb ____ || ________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040923_ep594.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 594 (Sep. 23, 2004) Myself from the future! I'm concerned. What am I doing here? _ , `OO o." (( )). ________ b b ____________ dd | ____________ Concerned? Well, you're not making any progress. About what? At this rate, you'll be an idiot when ` _ , you reach my age. I don't OO o." want to be an idiot. .||. )). _________ bb _______ dd | ___________________ What? See? You can't even grasp ` _ , basic conversation! OO o." || -)). ___ bb _______ dd | ___ You are being Oh, one of your random blubberings REALLY MEAN! _ , happened to coincide with `@@ o~" reality! Isn't that nice. -//- )). jg____________________ bb _______ dd | ___________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040525_ep542.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 542 (May. 25, 2004) By dose is so What? glogged ub. `,,, `OO ..' (( .||. ______ b b ___________ || ___________________ By dose! Id's I can't understand a word you're saying, glogged ub! I your nose is clogged up from your cold. hab a gold! `,,, `OO ..' -((- .||. _________________ bb ______ || ____________________ *teehee* ,,, OO ~~' (( .||. ____________________ bb ______ || _____________________ kill ` ,,, OO |) oo' ||-| || jg __________ bb ______ || ___________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040803_ep572.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 572 (Aug. 3, 2004) Dr. Nerd Boy! I have come from the future to use your machine -- which you would have intended to have been using on me -- on yourself! The irony! ____/_ `_,, OO \ \ | Oo" (( | ) | \\. ________ b b ________________ _/_/__| ______________ || ____ Huh. It doesn't look How should -I- know?! very dangerous. What I only stole it! exactly does it do? ____/_ `_,, `OO \ \ | Oo" || | ) | -\\- _____ bb ______________ _/_/__| ______________ || ___ Assuming that it -is- dangerous, how do you propose to get me to just walk into it? I'm not stupid! , ____/_ _,, OO \ \ | Oo" .||- | ) | *blip* o-\\ ________ bb ______________ _/_/__| ______________ || ______ Oh crap. Have fun. ` ____/_ ` _,, _ OO --_ -- --_- \ | Oo" _ - -))- ---_----_- ) | `// jg______________ ....b b, -- --- --__/__| ______________ |\ _____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040413_ep524.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 524 (Apr. 13, 2004) Well, the first part of my plan to kidnap and destroy you was to hack into IBM's secret research files concerning killer robots! ______ ` _,, Naturally.| | oO" `OO| | / \\. == | ____A_______ /| _____________ dd | |~~~~~~~~~| , - - - - - - - - - - - - - - . And then I constructed . _______ Go forth and KILL! . an army of robots that ` :::::::::.. `_,, . captured and killed you! . '............ Oo" . ,,_ , , ' | - - - - - - - -\\- . "oO . | == == == == == ___ || _ , -//- . ' [] [] [] [] [] / `. . __ || ______________ ` . |\ |\ |\ |\ |\ _.' \ ' ` . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .' They didn't kill me though; I'm right here. Shush! It's called | ______ poetic license! `,,_ | | | "Oo `OO| | / .//- == | _______________A________________ || ____ dd | jg |~~~~~~~~~| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040622_ep554.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 554 (Jun. 22, 2004) But to handle the data ____\ ___ ,,, , dependencies, I.. [O]__[O]__ '.. OO __/____ .||. .||> *vrrrr* /;;//;;/ __________ || ____ dd _______________________________\::\\::\ I HAVE COME TO ___ DESTROY YOU! ` |== \ (||) \_ Excuse me for ( , ( ) a second. ____\ ___\ | ,,, , [O]__[O]__\_| 'oo OO __/______`-.___ || '||. /==//==/........\ _____________ || ____ dd ___________\==\\==\________/______ ___ |oo \ (||) \_ ( , ( ) ____\ ___\ | *sizzle* ,,, *blast*,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 'oo OO _,,/// --_-- _-- - ---_ - - -_- - -- || ||-/'``\\\ ---- --- - - -- - -- ---- ---- _____________ || ____ bb ````````````````````````````````` Where was I? Oh right, ,,, , data dependency. ( 'oo OO ) ) || .||. ( __),-._ jg__________________ || ____ dd ____________,-','"._'\`.-._______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041209_ep614.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 614 (Dec. 9, 2004) Greetings Nerd Boy! I am the No you're not, you're just ghost of Christmas past! me from a couple of days ago. _ , , /OO OO < > .||. ____ |_| ____________________ dd _____________ Woah. How Because I was there, stupid! did you How could the past me ever Yeah, I know that? surprise the present me?! was an idiot. ` , _ , OO OO O." .||. -||- )). _,-'`-._ bb __________________ dd _____________________ d d ) _____ Future me?! How did you Same way you knew, stupid; know this was happening? this happened to me before. ` _ , OO OO O." .||. .||- )). _ bb __________________ bb _________________ dd | _______ Even -I- got that! I'm confused now. *sigh* ` ` _ OO OO O-" -||- || )). jg bb db dd | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040222_ep503.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 503 (Feb. 22, 2004) Hyah! `,,, '.. oO ==-//-== || _______ )\ _______________________ dd ____________ What the heck _ ,,, , is that? ' | '.. / ` OO *swish* ( `-//-' ) -))- ___ / ) ____________ dd ____________ Fans? ___,,, _ , *flap* \V/'..|/ *flap* OO '-//-' || ______ / ) ________________ dd ____________ Well.. You called He's finally gone me Fan Boy.. `,,, , totally insane. '.. OO ,||. (( jg_______________ |\||\ _______________ b b _________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040304_ep508.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 508 (Mar. 4, 2004) I'm sorry that I made your favourite meal so spicy you almost died, and bought you a fur coat even `,,, __ though you love animals. '.. ..# || .|(. ___________________ || _____ || ____________________________ Also, I called you fat. `,,, __ '.. --# || .|(. _________ || _____ || _____________________ It just seems that when I still don't see how the "fat" I mean well, I mess up. thing counts as "meaning well". `,,, __ , '.. --# || .|(. _____ || _____ || _______ So I'm giving you this rose; your favourite flower. Yeah, except that `,,, __ , is a tulip. '.. @ --# ||-| |( jg || || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040819_ep579.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 579 (Aug. 19, 2004) OK, so this is Quite so; I invented it. Although ____/_ your machine? `__ __ , I'm not quite certain why \ \ | #.. OO$ it's here in the past. | ) | -)|. .)\. _/_/__| ______________ || ______________ || _______ Like I thought. The timeline has changed. This used to be future That old buffoon? ____/_ __ , Nerd Boy's invention. __ , \ \ | ..# OO$ | ) | |( .)\. _/_/__| __ /| __________________________ || _____________ OK here we go, according to the new patent note, your name is.. ____/_ __ , Molly.. I can't quite __ \ \ | --# make out the last.. OO$ | ) | -\\. .)\. _/_/__| || ____________________________ || _______________________ * Hello mum! ____/_ __ __ , \ \ | #oo ^^$ | ) | )| -)\- jg/_/__| || ____________________________ || __________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040224_ep504.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 504 (Feb. 24, 2004) / Ooh, what a \ \ hot chick! /O Hey there, Well hello, o.,,, , babe. __ , handsome. '.. ~~# || .|(. __________ |\ ___________________ || _______ How's about we have a Sure sweetheart, but I'm snuggle contest? `,,, __ , on my way out to buy '-- ..# milk, so later, OK? <||> .|(. __________ || ___________ || _____ / Woah, it worked! I \ / Heh, Fan Boy \ | must be such a hunk! | O o.,,, \ is so silly. /o. __ \ This is awesome. / '.. #~~ .||. )| _______ || ________________________ |\ _____ Hmmm... `,,, ..~ ..' .<<. .||. jg || || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040115_ep487.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 487 (Jan. 15, 2004) Did your presentation go well? No. And it's all `,,, , your fault! '.. OO || )) ________ |\ _________________ d d ___________ -My- fault? Yeah! I wish you `,,, , didn't exist! '.. OO .||' -||> _________ || _________ dd _______ | `. _ ,-. ,' ( ` ) @@ - , *POOF!* - || _________ `--' .__) _____ dd ____________ Can't sleep With Nerd Boy laughing like MUAHAHAHAHAA! either? that in his sleep? Who could? I'M FREE! _ , `,,, FREEEE! #.. --' |_)| _______ _| )) jg | |\> | | | | /| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040808_ep574.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 574 (Aug. 8, 2004) I'm a productive member What? Hey, you're back, so of society! `,,, , that machine didn't.. '.. OO -||- .||. ______ || ______________________ dd __________ Yeah, got a job, gonna stop playing ..do anything? What games and stuff. It's gonna be great! the heck was that? `,,, , ~~' OO || || ______ /| ____________________________ dd ________________ That's it, I'm gonna call my future self. This is probably all his fault... , my fault... in the future. OO )) _______________________________ d d _______________ You called? NOT YET! STOP MESSING WITH THE _ , , CAUSE AND EFFECT THINGIE! ".o @@ .(( -||- jg_ ( b b _______________ dd ________________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041007_ep600.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 600 (Oct. 7, 2004) So, you unwittingly unleashed p please don't kill me an evil AI on the internet? ___ , `OO (,,() || || __________ bb _____________ || _____ Finally! A chance to test the cyber interface software I wrote for my VR equipment! , ___ OO (..() )) || ______ d d ________________________ || _______________ x---------------------------------------------------------------------x | Activate! | | ___ , _ | | ,:)..) OO:-. (_| | | |.||. || | [__]_ _| | | ________ \_||_____db__\__,'| | | | __________ | x---------------------------------------------------------------------x | | | _\ \ \ \ | | | | | / / / /_ | | _> *...chliiiiiiiiip!* <_ | | / / / / | | | | | \ \ \ \ | | | x---------------------------------------------------------------------x Woah, these avatars Meh. Just something I are pretty cool! whipped up in my \ / spare time. ,,, __ ( .. OO | __/ o|_ \__| ( ) \) ____ _ _)/ / ,' /| /| ||\\// `.\ ___|`.\_ \|___|| ((' | \\ _ _ \ | | ||\||\ / ) ) ||/||/ \|\| __ ___ jg________________ ||||_ ____________ //_//__\ _____________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041130_ep610.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 610 (Nov. 30, 2004) Have you bought any Let me guess, you've already Christmas presents yet? bought presents for everyone. `,,, , _ '.. O |_) || |_(._[__] ______ |\ _________________ | |b| | ______ Yep. You got one for me? `,,, , _ '~~ O |_) .||. |_(._[__] ______ || _________ | |b| | ______ Yep, and it's And what if I happen to buy it a good one! for myself before Christmas? `,,, , _ '~~ OO |_) .||. |(( _[__] ______ || _________ | bb| | ______ I'd.. but.. The paradox of being prepared. `,,, , _ 'oo O |_) || |_(._[__] jg__________________ || _________ | |b| | ____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041226_ep621.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 621 (Dec. 26, 2004) ART DAY: SOME CHRISTMAS PRESENTS -------------------------------- ____ ,-. /_/_/ \ / Chinese /_/_/ =(#)= good luck /_/_/ o charm /|\ Chocolate, 99% cocoa ||| ||| o ' \_ Excellent! o-| _ , __ |/| OO | \| o -||. o _|_ dd \_/ A candy tree __ /\:\ ________ / // | |\ / // Laser pointer | <3 || Washable (_// with key chain |________|| 100% plastic : `========' deck of cards : (_) Genius! ` \OO/ (and some other stuff that's hard to draw) || jg db File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040511_ep536.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 536 (May. 11, 2004) What's this? Looks Yes! After getting toast flung at my face like a toaster. countless mornings, I modeled a personal ` __ , flight device after the toaster. #.. OO ____ .)|. .||- .' `. ______[:] =>-.__||______dd___,-|______|- _____ Interesting concept. Enough talk, just Have you considered.. , plug it in! ` __ OO #.. _||_ .)|' .' `. ______[:] =>-.__||___________,-|______|_ _____ OK, here Soon every man will be able goes. , to soar through the sky! `__ \OO ..# _||_ _,.\\ .' `. ________[:" /|`-._____________,-|______|_ _______ Hmm.. *sniff* Is ) something burning? ) __ , ( @@ ( ''# ` _||_ ) .|(. .' `. jg_________[>-._||________________,-|______|_ ____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040217_ep501.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 501 (Feb. 17, 2004) Hey man. I think I have this you will try it out on me hypnosis thing figured out. `,,, I'll try it out on you. `OO ..' (( || _________ b b __________ || ________ Wha.. You're in i am in trance already trance already?! `,,, `OO ..' || || __________ bb __________ || ________ I'm not falling for that! Fine! Just forget * , everything! ,,, OO ..' ))- || ______ d d _____________________ || ______________ I.. Where am I? -WHO- am I?! `,,, oo' -||- jg || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040928_ep596.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 596 (Sep. 28, 2004) Let's listen | | to your lungs. | And out. | *pffff* Good. o_ , Breathe in. | o_ , | ` o_ , OO .." | OO.." | OO .." ))-\\ | ( |-\\ | ))-|| __ ddT || ________________|__ ddT || __________|______ ddT || _________ Well, you are perfectly healthy, o_ , although you should probably OO .." think about exercising more. )) .||. ________ ddT _ || _____________________ Aw crap, I hate exercising. Unless... Next! , ` _o OO "". )) .||' ________ ddT ________________ || ______ C'mon, technically it's me YEAH! FEEL , exercising, even if he's , THE BURN! ~-- OO from another dimension! -- >> .||- o-\/. jg_____ || ___ dd ___________________________________ dd _____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040629_ep557.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 557 (Jun. 29, 2004) What're you up to? Nothing. ` , ~.. OO .>>. .||. ___________ |\ ______________________ dd ___________ Whaddayamean "nothing"? Well, I -am- Nobody does -nothing-! a nobody... ` , ~.. OO ->>- || _________________ || __________ dd _________________ Hah, you just realized * , I won, didn't you? ~.. OO >> -\\. _______ || __________ dd _____ I just realized I broke my Oh yeah?! Well HAH! vow of not talking to you. You just broke it again! ` , ..~ @@ << -||- jg_____________ /| ___________________ dd __________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040617_ep552.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 552 (Jun. 17, 2004) I got a guitar! Sweet! `,,, , '.. OO <{=[==# -||- _________ |\ ________________ dd ____________ We should start a What, you haven't heard him banging band. You play an away on his drums? He totally sucks! instrument, right? And you! You know like two chords! `,,, , '.. OO ..~ <{=[==# .||. << _____________ || _____________ dd __________ /| _____ Oh yeah? Well I've heard you sing. You're no musical genius yourself! `,,, '-- --~ OO .{=[==# .<<. || ______ || _____ || ____ dd ___________________ So we're all set! Rehearsal in the garage tomorrow at 5! ,,, , '.. ~.. OO .{=[==# >> (( jg_______________ || _____ || __________ b b __________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040603_ep546.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 546 (Jun. 3, 2004) Where's Nerd Boy? Don't ask. *HISS* `,,, , No, wh.. AH! '.. --~ *bonk!* .||. << ___________ || ______ /| _________________________________________ What the heck I was riding my happened to you? MegaCat 5000 when it `,,, , threw me off. --~ 'oo #O << || )) _ /| __________________ |\ ________________________ d d _____________ Why? Turns out someone owns `,,, , a MegaDog 8000. '.. #O .||. )) ________________ || __________ dd __ No, why were you Wh.. Have you not riding a cat? `,,, , seen He-man?! '.. #O .||. -||- jg___________________________ || __________ dd ________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041216_ep617.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 617 (Dec. 16, 2004) Jingle bells, What are you /\ jingle bells.. so happy about? /-'\ `,,, , /o " \ '~~ OO /'''`\ -||- .||. /,_.'o_\ ________ |\ ______________________ dd ___________________||_____ _\/_ Xmas, silly! You forgot? With Oh yeah. Well, /\ a tree right behind you and I've been busy. /-'\ Xmas music on the `,,, , /o " \ radio non-stop? '~~ OO /'''`\ .||. .||. /,_.'o_\ ___ || _____________ dd ___________________||_____ ,,, '.. OO' .||. .||. _________________ || _____________ dd ___________________________ Are you making a giant _\/_ robot with the single /\ objective to destroy Xmas? Um.. /-'\ `,,, , /o " \ '-- OO /'''`\ .||. || /,_.'o_\ jg ___ || _____________ dd ___________________||_____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040401_ep519.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 519 (Apr. 1, 2004) ART DAY: MY BIRTHDAY GIFTS -------------------------- ____________ ||| | Cool CD ||| GodaGoda | with jazzy ____ Dark chocolate! ||| | o o | | children's /_/_/ Again! What can ||| |( )_O_| | songs. :) /_/_/ I say, I love it. |||__________| /_/_/ ______ | ____|_ | | ____|_ ,-----. | | | | \ \ Candy! | | | /\ | 3 books: Two Dragonball, \ ' \ Always! |_| | >`-. | and one about Nostradamus. \__,--| Yay! |_| |__| | `-o-' |______| o \ B o O Two small O metal balls. ,--. |--| ,-. |##| | | Assorted "smell |__| |_| nice" things. ,----. Monster dolls with |O\/O| wheels to play a kind ______ |XXXX| of monster curling. :) |\ __ \ '----' | \_____\ Magic Box: insert a | |__| | coin, watch through \ | \ | window. The coin is jg \|____\| gone! Spooky stuff! File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040418_ep526.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 526 (Apr. 18, 2004) Hey, ever wonder why No. Please shut up. people have knees? ` , OO --~ (( .<<. _ b b ________ || ___ See, -that's- why there's Ugh. no cure for cancer yet. , `OO ''~ //- .<<. ________ bb ____ || _____ People aren't inquisitive They're just not inquisitive about enough, that's why! , meaningless crap like you. `OO --~ -||- << __________ bb ____ || __________ Are you calling me No I meant.. OK, meaningless crap? , yeah I am. `OO ..~ || .<<. jg bb || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040624_ep555.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 555 (Jun. 24, 2004) What is this smoldering heap? ( , OO ( ) ..~ .||. __),-._ << ______ bb ______,-','"._'\`.-._____ /| ____ It's a robot I shot Why?! It's burning with my raygun. a hole in the rug! ` ) , OO ) ( --~ <||. __ ,-._ -<<. ______ bb ______,-','"._'\`.-.___ || ______ It was going to shoot me! Would you rather I were dead than have a hole in the rug? ) `OO ( ( ..~ -||- __ ,-._ ) .<<. ______ bb ______,-','"._'\`.-.___ || ______ ) Don't answer that. ( `OO ( ..~ || ) __ ,-._ .<<. jg_________________ bb ______,-','"._'\`.-.___ || ___________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040805_ep573.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 573 (Aug. 5, 2004) Hey, practising Fan Boy! Try to turn to be a mime? `,,, , this thing off!___/_ '.. OO -__--_-_ -- --_- \ | || -\\p ---_ ---_----_- ) | _______________ |\ ________..d, --- -- --- --__/__| _______ OK. But- `,,, , ____/_ '.. OO ----_ -- --_- \ | || \\. -_ ---_----_- ) | ___________________ |\ ___..d d,- -- --- --__/__| __________ ?! ,,, ____/_ OO _ 'oo _--- \ | \\ -- \\ --_- ) | ___________..d d, - ..\\ --_/__| _______ ____/_ OO \ \ | || *zwop* ) | ________________ bb _________ _/_/__| ___ Works for me. , ____/_ OO \ \ | )) | ) | jg_______________________ d d ________________ _/_/__| ________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040415_ep525.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 525 (Apr. 15, 2004) ___________ ...and that's how You forgot | | I totally defeated something. | . , | and captured you. `,,_ `OO| -*- | "Oo == ' ` | / .//. ( dd o | ___________A_______ || __________ ) | |~~~~~~~~~o~~~| ---------------------------------------------. . . You're forgetting the virus I wrote when I | ' ` - - . . discovered that your robots were controlled |,- -- --- -- ---. ` - .' centrally. Your entire army was wiped out. ((( ( ( ) ) ))) . ---------------------------------------------'`--._ ` ' _,--' . ' \ , ' `.' ' ` ` , ?! . ` . | / -' - : . : ' . .' -*boom*- == - ` ' ,' : : : ) . ' [] [] ( *pow* ) , | |:| | . : ___ || ____ || _ _, ,`- - ` ,' ' ` `. ` , ` . _ _ _ ' \ - . ( *kabooom* ) ` - - - - - . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . .. -' ___________ Which is why you're Right you | | suspended above the are. `_,,| | acid bath, not me. oO"| | `OO ==' ' | / .||- || ) | ___________A_______ bb __________ ' o ( | jg |~"~~~~~~~~~~~| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040328_ep518.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 518 (Mar. 28, 2004) Hey there. It's Yeah, whatever. It was my birthday my birthday tomorrow. a few months ago and -you- didn't ` , get -me- anything. OO ..~ (( .<<. __________ b b ___________ || _____________________ Maybe because you didn't I did too! But -I- don't drop helpful hints! ` , do it the day before! OO ..~ .||- .<<. _____________ bb _____ || _______________ Whaddayamean? How am I supposed to think of what ` , to get you in such short time? OO ..~ || -<<- jg_____________________ bb _____ || _________ You're in luck! Here's a list Thanks, I'm aware of the I've prepared, anticipating , concept of wish lists. your very problem! `OO _ --~ ||-// << bb || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040704_ep559.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 559 (Jul. 4, 2004) Yo. I've been waiting for an hour! ` __ , Why are you always late?! OO --# (( -|(. _______ b b ______________________ || __________ I don't believe in the OK whatever, but you have a concept of time, so I don't __ , cell phone, right? That carry a watch. `OO ..# has a watch, doesn't it? || .|(. _____________ bb ______ || _________________ Yeah but.. What?! ` __ , OO ..# || -|(- __________ bb ______ || ________ I changed it to Swatch beats and now I don't know how to "@526"?! change it back. ` __ , OO --# ||-[] \\ jg bb || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040425_ep529.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 529 (Apr. 25, 2004) If nothing is as it seems, is -it- as -nothing- seems? What? ` , OO --~ (( .<<. _ b b ______ || ____________________ If nothing beats love, is -love- worse than -nothing-? `OO ..~ .||. .<<. ______ bb ______ || _______________ If you're all that, Did you just call is -all that- -you-? , me fat? `OO ..~ <||. .<<. _________ bb ______ || ___________ Uhh.. No, of That hesitation just bought you a course not. ` , vacation in Painsville. OO --~ || -<<. jg bb /| File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040318_ep514.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 514 (Mar. 18, 2004) The past me should have I might, if the future me listened to my elders._ , weren't a smart-alec. `".O OO .(( .||. _______ | bb ______ dd ________ Look, Dr. Spivak is insane. He says I stole his ideas before he thought of them._ `".O OO .(( .||. _________ | bb ______ dd _____________ I think he'll try to exact his revenge on you, the past Is it really version of myself, to pre-empt alleged? my alleged pre-emptive_theft. , `".O OO .(( || ___ | bb ______ dd ______ Gotta go. Look out for Spivak! _ , O." -- )). || jg________ d d ) ___________________ dd ____________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040101_ep481.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 481 (Jan. 1, 2004) Why do people always believe all ,,, , the stupid New Year's hype? '.. OO || .||. ____________ || ____ dd ___ As if this year is gonna be different! Like we're all suddenly new people now! ,,, , '.. OO || -||- ________ || ____ dd ________ -I'm- a new person. Really. `,,, , '.. OO .||. .||. ______ || ____ dd ____________ My New Year's resolutions make Makes sense. You if anyone was me feel totally reborn! certainly born yesterday. `,,, , '^^ OO -||- (( jg || b b File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040113_ep486.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 486 (Jan. 13, 2004) And then.. Some Totally. You're still working on that blob monsters? `,,, , silly adventure? When is `OO ..' ..~ your project due anyway? |_((. ________ ))_| << _________ | |bb | |//| | _____ /| _______ I'm not sure.. What's today? The 14th. | `,,, `OO ..' ..~ |_(( ________.))_| .<<. ______ | |bb | |//| | ___ || _______ * ,,, oO ..' --~ |_(( ________ ))_| << ___ | |bb | |//| | ___ || ___ LATER, AT THE UNIVERSITY... ____________ |QuestBook And that concludes Excellent. Now please leave, __ |::::... my internet project you're disturbing my psychology .' |::::::.. , presentation. _ , seminar. _ .''______ __ ) '-------- OO -' _ .." .#__ )/______// /| .||. __,//_ .||. __ |//_/| jg bb | |____| || // / File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040902_ep585.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 585 (Sep. 2, 2004) What? Linda wants to get married? Where did you get that idea? That's Sure it is. way off in the future. `,,, , '.. ..~ .||. .<<. ______________________ || ______ || _______________ Fan Boy, do you AAAAAAAAAAAAH! want to.. ` ` __ ,,, #.. oo' ^^~ .)|. -//- .<<. _______ /_| _____________ // ______ || __________________ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! __ `,,, #oo ,-.___ __ --~ __ _ _ 'oo .)|. ( -- _ -_ << -- _ -- - -//- _______ /_| ___________ (__, - ____..\\,_______ --- / \ ..play some live- action role-playing? Heheh. ` __ , #oo ..~ .)|. .<<. jg______ /_| _________________________ || __________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040420_ep527.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 527 (Apr. 20, 2004) Heh, my lvl 14 won't stand a chance against the alien invasion in City of Heroes. Level 14?! You were in | the closed beta? Yeah. Since March. `,,, , '.. OO .||. )) ________________ || _____ d d __________________ You mean you've played Well, there was a non-disclosure the City of Heroes beta for thingy, and besides, I thought you weeks and not told me? `,,, , were in the beta too! 'oo OO -||- -||. ____________ || ___ dd _______________ Why would you You said something about think that? `,,, , doing something secret 'oo OO too, what was that? .||. -||- ________ || ___ dd ________ Clog dancing. `,,, ',, Oo || || jg || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040916_ep591.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 591 (Sep. 16, 2004) So are you gonna eat Oh. So we're OK then? this or what? ` , ~.. OO .>>-o .||. __________________ |\ ______ dd _________ You're still an idiot, What? Really? You value my but I want you to ` , opinion? Wait a minute. taste this and tell ~.. OO me what you think. .>>. o-||. _________ || _____ dd _______ It's not poisoned or , anything, is it? ~-- OO >> o-||. ________________________ || _____ dd ___________________________ I'm not very smart. , #O || jg_________________________________ dd ____________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040523_ep541.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 541 (May. 23, 2004) Urgh, I hate colds, they turn You say that as if it's my body into a weak mess. usually strong and muscular. ` , OO ..~ (( .<<. _______ b b ___________________ || ____ Hey, no quips, I'm sick, Looks like someone already cut me some slack. ` , cut you a lot of slack. OO ..~ (( .<<. ________________ bb _____ || ____________ Look, I know I'm leaving very You're not just weak tempting quippable openings, from being stupid? but that's because I'm weak , from this insane fever. `OO ..~ (( .<<. _________ bb _____ || _________________ That one wasn't I know. very good. ` , OO ~-- || >> jg bb |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040711_ep562.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 562 (Jul. 11, 2004) What's the name of that Sesame Street? show with dolls? ` , ~.. OO .>>. .||. _________ || __________ dd ________________ Y'know the guy with Ernie? the wide head? ` , ~.. OO .>>. .||. _____ || __________ dd __________ He's here to see you. Really?! ` , ~.. OO ->>. -||- _______________ || __________ dd _____________ I wish she'd stop calling me that. `___ ()..) OO ~^^ || || >> jg |\ dd |\ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040106_ep483.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 483 (Jan. 6, 2004) --------------------------------------------------------------. The castle looms eerily ahead of you, its precious treasures | well hidden within. But how will you get in? Will you climb- | -------------------------------------------------------------.( __ /\ /\ | BOOOORING! \ (.. ( _) ( ) | `,,, \ .\\_ () ||_____|| () | '-- OO ____ ) ` ____ || || || || | |_(( _________.))_| `-. _______ ||"""""""""""""|| | __ | |\\| |dd| | _ `. || .--. || | \ ||____|##|_____|| | \ | `-.____________________| ------------------------------------------------. A guard is patrolling down this corridor! Luck | has taken you this far, but you need skill to- | -----------------------------------------------.( Skipping the intro ( __ | | \ and jumping to the (,) | [==] \ |\| | \ action? That sucks! / | |)|, \ \|_ __ | ,,, ` ___|___ y | |\ \ ||_| oo) | '.. O _|___|__ | \ | -))- | |_((._________ -)_| ___|___|____.-'_________________`--- /( ------| | |\\| | d| | -You- suck! Three cheers `,,, , for creative '-- O differences. |_(( _________ )_| jg | |\\| | d| | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040708_ep561.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 561 (Jul. 8, 2004) Are these hundreds of Yeah, a machine I was working pancakes? Looks tasty. on malfunctioned and made lots of _ `,,, , pancakes instead of what it's _=_ ..' OO supposed to do. Have one! __-_==_ .||. -||. ____-==-=_--=____ || _________ dd ______________ There's maple syrup on it! Uh.. yeah! _ `,,, , _=_ _ ..' OO __-_==_ `||- .||. ____-==-=_--=_ || ____________ dd ______________ Wait.. Is there something Would I offer them to you, my best wrong with these pancakes? friend, if there were something _ `,,, , wrong with them?! _=_ _'.. OO __-_==_ `||. -||- ____-==-=_--=_ || ____________ dd ______________ Best friend? OK I'm not sure they're edible so Really?! I wanted you to taste them first. _ `,,, , _=_ _'^^ OO __-_==_ `||. || jg__-==-=_--=_ || ____________ dd ______________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040826_ep582.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 582 (Aug. 26, 2004) LINDA'S DAUGHTER MOLLY RESTORES NERD BOY'S AND FAN BOY'S PERSONALITIES... ALL IS WELL. What just Dunno. Let's happened? play Zelda. ` `,,, __ __ ____/_ OO ..' ..# OO$ \ \ | || .||. .|(. .)\. | ) | __ bb _________ || ___________ || ___ || ______ _/_/__| _______ Where are you going? I want to see the world, ,,, ` __ __ , before the universe OO ..' #.. $OO catches on. )) || )| /( d d __ /| ___________________ || ________ |\ __________ ___ __ ,-' ` `- ,( .- ( `- ( "Catches on?" Oh mum, you have trees! Why `,___ _,`-;,- __ , __ , haven't you told me? ' \ `.'(__ #.. $OO | .' )| /(- | | ________ |\ _____________ |\ _________________________________,', ___\ An hour ago, I An hour ago, I didn't exist. When the didn't even know machine changed your boyfriend into a you existed! ` __ __ , "productive member of society", #.. $OO you left him and met my father. `)|' ./(. | | _______ |\ ________ || ___________________________,', ___\ But you changed it back! I didn't want to be a last-minute Why? Now you won't exist paradox patch. But you might make in the future anymore! ` __ __ , the same decisions this time; #oo OO$ we could very well meet again. -)|- )\ _____________________ || ___ || _________________________ But but but ` __ #.. | .)|. -*vop*- __________________ || ____ | _____________________ __ #.. )| ______________________ || __________________________________________ Hey, is it- STOP MESSING WITH THE ` __ , CAUSE AND EFFECT OO --# THINGIE! FOREVER! (( -\\- jg__ b b ______________ || _________________________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040201_ep494.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 494 (Feb. 1, 2004) I played Dance Dance Revolution today. It's exhausting! It killed me! I'm dead! But you're right there. | `,,, I'm a ghost! '.. `OO .||. )) _______________ || _____ d d ___________________ Woah. Punch me! Huh? OK... `,,, , '.. OO -||- .||. ________ || ___ dd _______________ Ooof! `,,, 'xx OO *- ((-|| ____________ \\dd ____________ Ow! Ghosts are harder You're a bigger idiot than I thought! `,,, , than I thought. 'oo OO (( || jg >> dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040905_ep586.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 586 (Sep. 5, 2004) Yo, HammerHead. Hey. You ever had a flight dream? `,,, ___ , I haven't. I never get those. '.. (..() I can always just jump kinda ||' .||. high and then float down. ________ |\ __________ || ___________ So you're like the guy in Yeah! It's like.. the game Soul Reaver. `,,, ___ , '.. (..() .||- -||- ___________ || _______ || ___________ Soul Reaver is a I guess. So anyway.. good game. `,,, ___ , '.. (..() .||. .||. ___________ || _______ || ___________ That's a good idea, I'm gonna go play that game right now. Thanks, HammerHead. `,,, ___ *sigh* ..' (,,() || || jg____________________ /| _________ || _________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040314_ep512.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 512 (Mar. 14, 2004) ;:::::::::::::::. -- ( .::::'::::::::::::: `- It's finally starting ;:::_ ::' :,-::::: / | to look like spring. ;/,---. :() /::::::' `OO ':::' ): /': :' : (( ': / ( : ' jg_____________________ b b _______\,____,-'_____\,, `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~ ~ Ah-HA! Huh? Who are you?! `,,_ ` ' / "oO OO - .//- .||. ______ < \ _______________ dd ____________ Do not play the fool, Dr. Nerd Boy. I daresay it doesn't become you. `,,_ "oO@@ .// // _______________ ||dd _______________________ You are the Nerd Boy who has built a time travelling machine for the sole purpose of harassing your future self, are you not? `_,, Oo" OO \\. || __________________ /| _ dd ____ Well.. ,,_ , "oO OO .// || ________ || _______ dd ______ I KNEW IT! `,,_ "oO@@ .//-// _____________ ||dd ___________ Ta-ta, Dr... For now... `,,_ "oO @@ \\. // /| dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040427_ep530.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 530 (Apr. 27, 2004) Hey, you're What?! Of not dead? course not! `___ , ()..) ..~ ||- .<<. _____ |\ ____________ || _________________________ Hm. I could've sworn the Whuh? world was coming to `___ , an end just now. (''() ''~ .||. .<<. _______________ || _________ || ____________ Oh well. Maybe tomorrow then. See you later! `___ ?! ()~~) oo~ `||. << ___________ || _________ || ______ ,'| _ | o' | o' o' ___ *whistle* (..() oo~ || << jg /| || File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041221_ep619.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 619 (Dec. 21, 2004) ____ / ___\ |/|(#)#) *,-\<|>. |\ /| /_ We're home! You've been shopping? /\/\_|/`._,' |/ , , / /\'\|\.__|\ ~.. OO / /(__/___,'\ \ .>>. ))' ___/_/___/_____\_\_\__ []||[] _____________ d d __________ ____ / ___\ |/|(#)#) Yeah, your giant robot gave *,-\<|>. me some great present tips. |\ /| He really saved Xmas for me. /\/\_|/`._,' | , / /\'\|\.__|\/| ~.. OO / /(__/___,'\ \ .>>. .||. ___/_/___/_____\_\_\__ []||[] ____________ dd __________ ____ / ___\ |/|(-)-) And why do people complain *,-\<|>. about Xmas rush? We didn't |\ /| stand in line once! /\/\_|/`._,' | , / /\'\|\.__|\/| ~.. OO / /(__/___,'\ \ .>>. || jg_____/_/___/_____\_\_\__ []||[] ____________ dd __________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040518_ep539.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 539 (May. 18, 2004) So what Well, it's like The Sims, We're erasing the are you guys but with tiny robot boundaries between working on? dolls you can talk to. simulation and reality! `,,, ` _ __ , '.. O |_) ..# || |_(._[__] -|(- _____ |\ __________ | |b| | _ || ___________ Makes you think. Will the dolls be intelligent? Is it ethically just to play God like that? `,,, _ __ '.. O |_) ..# <||. |_(._[__] .|(. _____________ || __ | |b| | _ || _______________________ ,,, _ __ '.. O |_) ..# .||. |_(._[__] .|(. ________ || __ | |b| | _ || _______ Well, I'll buy it if you can take their clothes off. `,,, _ __ ..' O |_) --# || |_( _[__] |( jg_______ /| ______________ | |b| | _ || _______________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040502_ep532.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 532 (May. 2, 2004) Oh, you're back Yep. What LAN party? from the LAN party. , `,,, `~.. OO ..' >> .||. || ____ |\ ______ dd ________________ /| _____ Oh, wasn't Fan Um.. Why would you not invite me? Is Boy invited? ` `,,, it because you hate me? `~.. OO ..' You do! I knew it! .>>. || -||- ___________ || ___ bb __________ || ________ I HATE MY LIFE! ___ `,,, ~.. Oo -- __ 'oo .>>. || __ - // _______________ || ___ bb _____________________ / > _____ You did that on purpose. Of course! | , | ^^~ `OO << || jg /| dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040810_ep575.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 575 (Aug. 10, 2004) Something weird happened Yeah, I noticed the change to Fan Boy. Fix it. _ , in the future. `OO o." || )). _______ bb _____ dd | ________ How? If the past changed, you'd My Time Monitor uses a complex change as well, which would make system of subchronic feedbacks the change imperceptible to you. _ , to tell me what's changed. `OO o." <||- )). _________ bb _____ dd | __________________ Cool. So what changed? | Apparently Dr. Spivak and the binarious | entity Alex were never created. Alex? Spivak? What does all that | have to do with Fan Boy? That's a really long story. ` _ , OO o." .||. )). ____________ bb _____ dd | ______________ I don't mind. Well I did, so I know nothing. ` _ , Now shut up and let's go. OO ".o -||- .(( jg________________________ bb ___ ( b b _______________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040422_ep528.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 528 (Apr. 22, 2004) I heard diamonds are forever, so That's the stupidest I'm changing my name to Ever. thing I've ever heard. `,,, , '~~ OO || .||. __________________ |\ _____________ dd ____ It was a joke! It was a stupid joke, `,,, , you're stupid. Oh, '.. OO and I need to ask .||. .||. you something. ____________________ || ____ dd ______ Why ask me? You just Well sometimes the world is said I'm -stupid-. `,,, , a stupid place, and you '-- OO need to be stupid to -||- .||> properly understand it. ________ || ____ dd ________ I wish you could just once say something nice about me that -isn't- an insult. `,,, '-- OO || .||. jg || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040722_ep567.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 567 (Jul. 22, 2004) I'm bored. Me too. I wanna have an adventure, `,,, ___ , like.. solving a murder mystery! '.. (..() || .||. ___ |\ ________________ || _______ Yeah! But.. won't we need Uh.. Yeah, why don't you go count to kill someone first? to 50 while I -kill- someone? `,,, ___ , '.. (..() OO .||. || )) _______ || _____ || _________________________________ d d _ OK! What? No I was.. `,,, ___ , *sigh* ..' (..() OO || -||- || ____ /| ___________ || _____________ dd ___________ 1.. 2.. Is he really this stupid? All the time. `,,, `___ , --' ()..) OO .||. -||. || jg || || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040210_ep498.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 498 (Feb. 10, 2004) You asked Mandy to give you Yeah? driving lessons? `,,, , '.. OO || || ___________ |\ __________ dd _______________ That's a disaster! Girls can't do What? You got several things at once! How is it backwards! she supposed to teach while `,,, , keeping an eye on traffic? '.. OO -||- .||. _____________ || ____ dd _______ Huh? It's -guys- who can't do several `,,, , things at the same time. '.. OO .||. .||> ____________________________ || ____ dd ___________ For example, Mr. Fan Boy here can't talk and think Have fun. at the same time. ` ,,, , ~-- 'oo OO .>>. || (( jg || || b b File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040509_ep535.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 535 (May. 9, 2004) Check it out! Let's give it a spin. A swivel_chair! `,,, \) `O ..' \_( || _____ _|_b ______________ /| ________ WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... _ - ___ - _ _ -- ___ __ _ ___ ---_- ___- _ -- _ __ - ___ \)_OO -- - \) O ___ \ \O -- _ | |- _ O/ / -- _ O (/ _-- __ -- \(( - _ - \( - --- \__\ -- ___|___| - /__/ -_-- )/ --- ______ _|b b _--__ _|b__ ---__ _|b b --__ _|_ __- d d|_ __ -__d|_ ___- Can I try? ' _ , `,,, *swirl*-_--- ' ..' ` _--_-*swish* .||. _____________ _|_ __________ || ____________ Nerd Boy? _ `,,, Over \) oo' here. \__ || qq , jg______________ _|_ __________ || ____________________________\\__ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040727_ep569.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 569 (Jul. 27, 2004) Mr. Plant, _ _ Intelligence is useless! I how's it (\'/) , can see the misery going hanging? (_(.)_) on around me, but I can ` (/|\) do nothing; I'm a plant! OO (\_,|__/) (( _|_ ______ b b ________________ |_| ________________ _ _ The saddest part is that (\'/) , humans, intelligent (_(.)_) creatures, seem to (/|\) do nothing to OO __,|___ stop the misery. .||. /) _|_ (\ Intelligence sucks! _______________ bb _________ |_| ________________ But intelligence _ Pre-sliced? Yeah, that is the best thing (\'\ , does seem to predate since pre-sliced bread! ((.)) intelligence. ` /|/ OO __,|__ -||- (/ _|_\) jg_____________________ bb _________ |_| ___________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041219_ep618.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 618 (Dec. 19, 2004) Well, I reprogrammed my robot. Now instead of destroying Xmas, it will spread the Xmas spirit. OK. ` `,,, OO ..' .||. .||. ____________________ bb ___________________ || ___ *SKREEEEEEE!* ____ _| / ___\ |_ \|/|(#)#) / \,-\<|>./ See, he's even \ / wearing a Santa's hat! /\/\_,/`._,' , ,,, / /\'\/`.__|\ OO oo' / /(__/___,'\ \ -||. .||. ___/_/___/_____\_\_\____ dd ___________________ || ___ ____ / ___\ |/|(#)#) *,-\<|>. Well? You have made Santa's hats |\ /| | a source of abject terror. /\/\_|/`._,' | ` `,,, / /\'\|\.__|\/| OO oo' / /(__/___,'\ \ .||. .||. jg_____/_/___/_____\_\_\____ bb ___________________ || ______ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040321_ep515.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 515 (Mar. 21, 2004) Hmm. I've been feeling , kinda weird lately. OO .||. __________________ db _______ Yes! Because -I- am stealing Oh, is that all? I was worried -your- ideas, Dr. Nerd Boy, you'd do something horrible. using my brilliant invention! That wasn't horrible at all! `,,_ , "oO OO -//- .||. ____ |\ ________________ dd _______ Really? Really. `,,_ , "oO OO .// .||. __________________ || _______ dd ___________________________ Then I guess I shall have to shoot you. `,,_ "oO _, Oo .//-/"' || jg || dd File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040530_ep544.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 544 (May. 30, 2004) I bought a cat. You bought a cat?! ` `,,, OO ..' (( || __ b b ____________ || __________ Yeah, it's a.. Where is it?! ` `,,, OO ..' .||. -||- ___________ bb _________ || ____________________ She's in my room, Here kitty kitty! you're gonna love her. `,,, .--. `OO '~~ | | ((- || | | _______ b b __________ |\ _____| |____________ Oh, and it's a | _^_^ MegaCat 5000! \ ' / =v= | *MEOW* .--. ` `. ,,, ,' \J_/`. | | OO - 'oo - | \ | | .||- -\\- ||| ( \ jg | | bb \\ ||| _\|`-' File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040504_ep533.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 533 (May. 4, 2004) I think I ate too Too much candy? There's much candy... `,,, , no such thing. '-- OO ((> .||. _________ |\ _______________ dd _____________________ It's not too much when No, your stomach hurting your stomach hurts? `,,, , just means you're weak. '.. OO ((> -||. ______ || __________ dd _____ Are you saying I'm a I'm saying you're barely man that can't `,,, , a man at all! hold my candy? '.. OO .||. -||- ___________ || __________ dd ______________ ROUND 1 ___ ___ ____ /__ / / _ /__/ / / / / /__/ / / / . ,,, '-- OO <((- -))' jg / ) d d File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041123_ep607.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 607 (Nov. 23, 2004) We have to save Linda There is no ray, I from the hypno-ray! `,,, , made it up; it 'oo OO was a joke! .||. .||. ______ || ___ dd _______ OK, sure. But it's still You mean besides the only reason why Linda getting filthy rich? would still be working `,,, , for my brother! '.. OO .||. .||. ________________________ || ___ dd ________________________ Please! Fine. Let's go save her from the `,,, , non-existent hypno-ray. '.. OO -||- (( ________________ || ______ b b _____ ____ _,--'___ `. ,-' | `. \ I don't know which is more disturbing: ;`-..____| \ | That you were right or that it ; . | | looks like a giant shower. W0RK! ; yes master | | ,,, , ,,, / ; _ _ , : | |_ 'oo OO -- ; (_| @# : | ,O' || || ___.\\.__ ; _[__]_.)_| : | | jg__ || __ bb _________________| \> | ; | |/| | : | | File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040912_ep589.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 589 (Sep. 12, 2004) ______________________________ _______________________________ | | | /`*klch* | | _, | | / | | /| | | / | | _/ | | _/ | | OO // | | OO // | | ||-\ *bam* | | ||-\ | |___________ bb _______________| |____________ bb _______________| '------------------------------' '-------------------------------' ________________________________________ | | | | | | | [| | | OO/`*vrrrr* | | \\ | | b b | |________________________________________| '----------------------------------------' ,----. _____________________/ \___________ | | | | | | | | | | | qq ,----. | |____________________\(______)___________| jg '----------------------------------------' File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041116_ep604.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 604 (Nov. 16, 2004) Nerd Boy! My brother is using So.. you asked Linda to stop the your virus for monopoly virus and Warez Dude overheard you? and extortion! `,,, , '.. OO -//- )) ______ / \ ________________ d d ____________ Yeah.. So first you tell on me, and ` now you're telling on them? ,,, , '.. OO .||. .||> _____________ || ____ dd ______________ Um.. Because your brother wouldn't yeah.. cut you in on the profit? `,,, , '.. OO .||. .||. ____________ || ____ dd ____________ Uh... Still waiting for the ` persuasive argument. ,,, , '.. OO || <||> jg_______________________ || ____ dd ____________________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040127_ep492.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 492 (Jan. 27, 2004) Hey, I learned to catch Let's see it. a grape in my mouth, `,,, , just like you did! '.. OO .||o )) ______ |\ ________ d d _________ OK, here goes. `,,, '.. OO .||o .||. ______________ || ____ dd _____________ o ' ,,, '`` OO .||' || _________ || ____ dd ________ It worked when Visiting hours are I practiced it. o--. Sure. over, young man! `,,, | \| , __ , .--'.# _|.-'. OO ../ ||(_\\_//_|||| .||. 99 jg | | | | dd c c File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040729_ep570.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 570 (Jul. 29, 2004) Hey, Mandy! The plant Huh? I made is gone, and I , found this note! `OO _ ..~ ((-// << _________ b b _____________________ /| ________________ "I have found your time machine and will use it to inhabit a simpler age, in which plants did not talk and think." `OO _ ..~ .||// .<<. ________________ bb _________ || ________________ "P.S. You can't begin to fathom the effort required to write this message with these ineffectual leaf- hands. Would it have killed you to give me opposing thumbs WHILE YOU WERE PLAYING GOD?!" `OO _ --~ .||// .<<. _____________ bb _________ || ______________ Do you think my talking THERE IS NO TALKING potted plant is mad at me? , PLANT! YOU ARE `OO oo~ COMPLETELY INSANE! ||._ -<<- jg______________________________ bb`'________ || ___________ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040406_ep521.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 521 (Apr. 6, 2004) Check it out, I'm learning ,,, , contact juggling. '.. OO o .||. oo))' _______________ || __________ d d _____________ o Crap. ,,, o , '.. \OO .||. p//- o ___ || ________ d _____ ,- o ` / ,,, *donk* '.. #O \ .||. -//- o ________ || _________ dd _o________ OK, now I see why it's called -contact- juggling. `,,, '.. || pp jg_____________________ || ________________\\__o___o_o____ File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20041205_ep612.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 612 (Dec. 5, 2004) Beyond yonder hills lies adventure! _ , Cat, let us seize the moment! ___,------------- |.. __,-'________ |o|__ _,, *meow?* _,;_,--' '-._ (| | ___).. _,-' `-.__ ___ |_| ___ />->\ ___________________,--' Hey, although I am figmentatious, you shouldn't question ` _ ___,------ your imagination. |-- *..mmeeow?* __,-'________ |.|_, ,,_ _,;_,--' '- /| | ..(__ _,-' _______________ |_| ___ mm _<) ____,--' Because life would be boring! __ , Now, go! Over the.. ___,-----------,---._ /.. __,-'________ / `-. \/o/__ _,;_,--' ,' '-._,' `. / / _,-' / `-.__ \ ____ /_/ ________*ZOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo..-' `----.___ `. Oh my. ` _ ___,------ |.. __,-'________ |-| _,;_,--' '- (| |) _,-' jg_________________________ |_| _____________,--' File: mirrors/nerdboy/2004/nerdboy_20040930_ep597.txt www.Nerd-Boy.net Episode 597 (Sep. 30, 2004) ,, Um... Nerd Boy, why _ /.._ aren't you wearing ,'/ |__/ , your glasses? ,' | / )\ .. ..~ (_ )_\|\\ \ .(( .<<. ____ |[\\_>] >] `--'b b _____________________ || _____ ,, They're broken. I'm _ /.._ doing well without Mhm. And you've been ,'/ )__/ , them though. , to the pet shop? ,' | ))\ .. ..~ ( )__\|| \ .|| .<<. ____ )/_ >]] `--'bb __________________ || _____ ,, _ /.._ Yeah.. ,'/ )__/ , *sigh* ,' | ))\ .. 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Back to FROGLAND. File: mirrors/frogstuff/ABOUT.txt ASCII Art Froggies > Below are a bunch of ASCII Art frog drawings. > ASCII stands for "American Standard Code for Information > Interchange" It is a world-wide standard for the code numbers used > by computers to represent all the upper and lower-case Latin > letters, numbers, punctuation, etc. > You can copy them and display them in any text, use Courier New as > the font if the spacing doesnt look quite right in your copies. I > use the first of the Small Frogs in my email signature. Source: http://www.allaboutfrogs.org/gallery/frogstuff/ascii.html Date: 2021-07-14 Curator: Dorota Author: N/A File: mirrors/zeus/ABOUT.txt HOME OF ZEUS > Am currently trying to figure out the html. This place will > basically be storage for some ASCII artwork, hopefully in > color, and dealings with some more intellectual pursuits, such > as Parapsychology and such. Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20090829211431/http://geocities.com/Athens/Parthenon/9573/index.html Date: 2021-08-27 Curator: Zeus Simeoni Author: Zeus Simeoni File: mirrors/zeus/data/scrap1.txt SCRAPBOOK Ok, this is being kept as a little scrapbook of my stuff. Figlets, signature material, that kind of thing. I have now put my art into categories, as it will no longer fit onto just this page. Here they are. Fantasy ASCII stuff Seasonal or Holiday items ,--. { } K, } / `Y` _ / / {_'-K.__/ `/-.__L._ / ' /`\_} / ' / -ART BY ZEUS- ____ / ' / ,-'~~~~ ~~/ ' /_ ,' ``~~~%%', ( % Y { %% I { - % `. | ', % ) | | ,..__ __. 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Not very good, but will have to do for now. , , . . \ / \ /| / / , -. \ \ | | \| | / / / ,- -._`\ ` ` ` `` ` ` `-`-'`` __ ` ,---, /` ,-, , , `\ ,-`| | |\ |\ / , / , \ \ ; ( | | | \ | | | ( \ : ` ` ` ` \ | : \ | : __ \ | :(__\ , ,'``\ | ,-, | : . `~~~` ^^ (| | : . '/ | . , `| / : ( L` / : ``-'-` | / . _ | | : >- `'- | | : ``` , `^, : .-` | : ,-` `-.....-'` \ (I really do not like how that picture came out, though) And some little South Park characters: _,-``-,_ ,-` `-..-` `-. _'___.------.___`_ [__,...------...,__] : /^\ /^\ : : ( '/ \' ) ; `. ``____`` ,` ___-`. ._`---` _. .'-___ /` || `-.'----'.-` || `\ / |\ ^````^ /| \ / / `-______________-` \ \ | / \ | | / BEEFCAKE \ | _______________ / \ | | | ___________ | |_| |_| / L___________J \ / | / \/ \ | \ , / ( '/\' ) \ , \_/ ``__`` \_/ `. (__) .` [`-__ __-`] .` `-__````__-` `. ```` _ _ _ _/` \/` `\/ `\_ ( ) |-.-`-..-`-..-| | | | | | |__|___|___|__| || /^\ /^\ || ||( '/ \' )|| || ``<._.>`` || | \ ,---. / | | ``/```\`` | \ `-^-` / `--.___.--` Well, as you can probably tell by now, I am practicing this ascii stuff by filling out various requests people have. I try to steal nothing off of anyone, although I did take a couple of circles off of people to use as a foundation. I've mainly been doing requests because I can't think of much to do on my own since so much has been done already. There is really a lot out there. File: mirrors/zeus/data/fantasy.txt http://geocities.com/Athens/Parthenon/9573/fantasy.html DEC AUG OCT Previous capture 29 Next capture 2002 2009 2010 13 captures 27 Jan 1999 - 22 Oct 2009 About this capture FANTASY ASCII Ok, here is a growing fantasy section. I'm doing many of these by request for a new MUD. 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CAN WE NOT ALL AGREE THAT ,' _ ,-. `. THAT ARRIVAL IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE | (_) `-' | | > | | ,----. | | /,-""-.\ | `. |/ " ,' `. ,' `._____,' Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-10.txt #4949 THE HUNGRY ARACHNID (Thu, 2013 Jan 10) | m1a | | / | \ \ | / . --\|/-- , I'M HUNGRY '--|___|--' ,--|___|--, ' /\o o/\ ` + + + ` ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-04.txt #4943 A SIMPLE VINE (Fri, 2013 Jan 4) __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ (// \\) __(// __ (// \\) __(// __ (// \\) sjw /" / __ \\)" \\)_ /" / __ \\)" \\)_ /" / __ '|-..__..-''\_''-.\__..-'' '|-..__..-''\_''-.\__..-'' '|-..__..-''\ (\\ \_ _(\\ _/ (\\ \_ _(\\ _/ (\\ \_ //) "" (\\ //)"" //) "" (\\ //)"" //) "" (\\ "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" A SIMPLE VINE THE LATEST COHEN BROTHERS JOINT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-20.txt #5171 SCIENCE FACT: EARTHWORMS (Tue, 2013 Aug 20) THE NEW WORLD HAD NO EARTHWORMS !!!!! SO THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF NORTH AMERICA WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN GOLD AND DIAMONDS _______ ,-. ,--'' ```---...--' ,' ,'\ .... _,-' ,-'\ \,-'""""" `----'' <. \,' `"' Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-08.txt #5159 FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN (Thu, 2013 Aug 8) ____________ |_* *| /)_)* |* FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO ............. |*| * *|* * \o/* * |* * * |\| * *|*|\* ejm__|/\*_*_|*| |* JESUS CHRIST ABE JUST SAY EIGHTY-SEVEN / / \| |* YOU PRETENTIOUS BEARDED ASSHOLE |* \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-25.txt #5115 HUNGRY HIPPOS (Tue, 2013 Jun 25) >=< >=< FUN FACT: ,.--' ''-. ,.--' ''-. ( ) ',_.' ( ) ',_.' HIPPOS NEVER ACTUALLY GET HUNGRY Xx'xX mn'mn` Asik THEY JUST SLOWLY FADE AWAY ---------------------------------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-01.txt #5244 THE MORE THINGS CHANGE (Fri, 2013 Nov 1) _ __....---------------. _.-'' | THE MORE THINGS CHANGE ,:'_ \__ '._`-.,--- `. / _.-' | THE MORE THEY STAY _ ,'',-.`. |_____ `-:_`-.,- \ / / _.- | ***INSANE*** !!!!1111 | `. ,' : `-' ;_,'---. `--..__`-:._`-`' /,'__. : |: `.' o-'`---' | | .--`---<----<:-..__ / |::--._. __.-' _ |.--.-'---. )-,. \\`. . \ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |: ,. `'`.,' , , / |:| _| ,' ,`-/ \ \\ `. : |_,' `-. _.',' (_ |:| _| _,','`- / \ \`. | HAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT ?!? `-.__ [|_| ||:|__,','`--- / \ \ ` | `-..._______.:..-----' SSt \_`. | `-.| OKAY NEITHER DO I File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-15.txt #5258 BOB DYLAN'S DEEP, DARK SECRET (Fri, 2013 Nov 15) ____ ___ ,' __ ``.._..'' `. `.`. ``-.___..-. : BOB DYLAN BLOWS HIMSELF ,---..____________________>/ _,'_ | WHEN NOBODY'S LOOKING `-:._,:_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|.:SSt:.:|-|(/ | _.' ) ____ '-' ; ( `-'' __``-' / ``-....-'' ``-..-'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-29.txt #5272 THE ALLEGRA-VIAGRA SPLIT (Fri, 2013 Nov 29) __ `( o`_\ \ \ ` I'M THINKING ABOUT ALLEGRA (BUT TAKING VIAGRA) / / __WWWW__ ( / \ ) | | | | BBBBBBBB BLUE VISION \| |/ ___vv__vv____ HHHHHHHHHH HEART ATTACK / `` '' \ |_____________| / \ nmf (_I__I_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-15.txt #5013 PI DAY (Fri, 2013 Mar 15) 3.141592 653589793 OH NO I'VE MISSED PI DAY AGAIN 23 84 6 2 64 THE HIGHEST FORM OF AUTISM 3 38 3 27 9 50 2 8 8 4197 16 93 SS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-08.txt #5037 THE BIRD SPEAKS (Mon, 2013 Apr 8) ,.%` ,;%%', __%%%;, ,%%%\___/%%% ' % \ %% _ %_-%% %%,' %/%%% \,%%%%;%_/%% ,%/% '%%;\%%% ;%, `;' `%-\_\ \%;_%/% I SHALL NOT BE DEFEATED ,,%_/%\|\%%`% %,%%|\%\,' `%% |-%%\%\%%% | %-_\%\`_', | '%`%'% | ,%%%%%, _____O_____ ,%%%` /\_________/\ /\/ \/\ /\/ ~;@;~ \/\ /\/ .-_-. \/\ /\/ : ('< : \/\ /\/ '.(_).' \/\ \/: :\/ \ ~;@;~ o ~;@;~ / '. .' '._______.' lc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-01.txt #4999 THE JOKE (Fri, 2013 Mar 1) _ _ \ / V ,()) _===_ I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD ANOTHER HUMAN BEING )( .. . . == ()) b < 3 = "" \=| (#)>__/ [_]\\| //__/ /| // \ (_/___/ | \\___> |____| )_P#/ \' / | )_ |_| (___o' mMMMM JEF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-29.txt #5027 MIDDLE AGE PROBLEMS (Fri, 2013 Mar 29) ______________ |############## __ __ |############## _____________| |_____ _( ) |############## UUUUUUUUUUUUU|__|UUUUU| ,-' )_ |############## UUU_UUUUUU_UUUUUU_UUUU|( ( / ) | __ __ _ UU|_|UUUU|_|UUUU|_|UUU|. \ ) _) ) | | | | | | UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU| `. . ) ) | |__| |__| |_ ======================|(_ | ) _) | __ __ __ |(__(_|____)_______________________| __ __ _ | |__| |__| |__| |uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,'.uuu| | | | | | | |__| |__| |__| |uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,' `.u| |__| |__| |_ ======================|uuuu_uuuuuu_uuuuuu_uuuuu,'__ __`. __ __ __ |uuu| |uuuu| |uuuu| |uuuu|| | | || __ __ _ | |__| |__| |__| |uuu|_|uuuu|_|uuuu|_|uuuu||__| |__|| | | | | | | |__| |__| |__| |=_====__================' | |__| |__| |_ ======================|| | | | __ __ __ __ __ |______________ ___ __ ________ ||__| |__| | | | | | | | | | ||+++++++++++++_ ||_|_|| | | | || _______ |__| |__| |__| |__| |__||++.-------.+| ||_|_||- | | -| ||| | | |++| | |+|_ |_|_|| | | |_____||| |o | _ ____________ _ |++| |- |+++ ---. _|--|__|--|_____|||===| |_|_|_ /_|__|_______| _|_|++|___|___|+++ ----`. ___ ;---'---' | |_-| |__ | \ --(_)-'_ _\___________/________|____/_'-(_)-----(_)-' _\____|________\__ jrei____________________________________________________________________ NOBODY HELPS A 45 YEAR OLD MAN ACROSS THE STREET File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-20.txt #5049 THE ULTIMATE TRILOGY: LEPRECHAUN (Sat, 2013 Apr 20) .-----. ()() / \ .'() |__...__|/ |_....._| .-' ___ '-. \_.-`. .`-._/ __ .--. _ (|\ (_) /|) THIS IS A LEPRECHAUN .-;.-"-.-;`_;-, ( \_=_/ ) .(_( `)-;___),-;_), _(_ _)_ (.( `\.-._)-.( ). ) /` ||'-'|| `\ ,(_`'--;.__\ _).;--'`_) _ /_/ (_>o<_) \_\ // )`--..__ ``` _( o )'(';,)\_//| || : || |\\ \;' ````` `\\ '.\\--' |`"""""""`|// / ':.___// \___,___/\_( | '---'| |__|__| ; ; ;""|""; \ / [] | [] '. .' .' / \ '. jgs'-,.__ __.,-' `--' `--' (___/`````````\___) ALSO PICTURED: A POT OF GOLD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-28.txt #5026 STALL FEAR (Thu, 2013 Mar 28) ___ ________________________ ___ ________________________ ___ I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I IHI I I IHI I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I O I-I I I O I-I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I IHI I I IHI I I I I I I I I I I ___I I________________________I I___I I________________________I I___ I (_( )___( )_) I (_( )___( )_) I I I I I I I I I I I I I I_I I_I I I I I I I _H_ <$> <$> _H_ <#> <#> _H_ CN I'M AFRAID TO ASK FOR TOILET PAPER SO I THINK I'LL JUST ASK FOR A HANDJOB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-21.txt #5050 THE ULTIMATE TRILOGY: SCORPION (Sun, 2013 Apr 21) __ 7`-. ,;- `.7_7_;_, _ )) THIS IS A SCORPION .._, ( _ _ _,--'' `-'';'_;_; ' jrei File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-09.txt #5038 A MODEST PROPOSAL (Tue, 2013 Apr 9) ,.--'`````'--., (\'-.,_____,.-'/) \\-.,_____,.-// ;\\ //| | \\ ___ // | | '-[___]-' | | | I HEREBY SUBMIT A LIST OF WORDS AND PHRASES | | THAT SHOULD BE VACUUM-SEALED IN A BARREL | | AND PLACED INTO A SUBDUCTION FAULT AT THE jgs `'-.,_____,.-'' BOTTOM OF THE SEA FLOOR, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN: - DIVISIVE - BRIGHT LINES - CARROT AND STICK - MAIN STREET VS. WALL STREET - AT THE END OF THE DAY - CIRCLE BACK WITH ME - HOP ON A QUICK CALL - KEEP ME IN THE LOOP - BENEATH THE CUT - TRUTH TO POWER - ZEITGEIST - RUBRICK - KERFUFFLE - DISTRACTION - ROOT CAUSES - MOVING FORWARD - EXIT STRATEGY - STRUM UND DRAG - WENT VIRAL - LET ME RING YOU BACK - TWITTERVERSE - ON THE GROUND - GAME CHANGER - TOUCH BASE - ON THE SAME PAGE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-14.txt #5012 KIRK VS. PICARD (Thu, 2013 Mar 14) __ | `-. / | `-. [| _|__ \ _ ___ _ _/ ,'___ `. | `-. \ `-.___.-----' `--/_.. | `. \||== \ ===`..-| ,---------. | ]| .. \-|.---. ) ===,''-|___`---------' _| ]| '' /-|`---' ) /__,-' `-----._,--\_`' |___,' / |== / \ `.____.' |_,-' [| | / \ | ,-' |__,-' FOLKS IT'S JUST A SIMPLE FACT OF LIFE THAT KIRK IS BETTER THAN PICARD AND IF YOU ARGUE WITH ME ABOUT THIS THEN YOU'RE A FOOL SIGNED, INTERNET FUCKFACE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-28.txt #5271 AN AWARD OF SOME SORT (Thu, 2013 Nov 28) .-=========-. \'-=======-'/ I'M GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL _| .=. |_ MY PAGE WINS AN AWARD OF SOME SORT ((| {{1}} |)) \| /|\ |/ BLUE \__ '`' __/ _`) (`_ PURPLE jgs _/_______\_ /___________\ POLKA-DOT PLAID EX-GIRLFRIEND BUILDS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL KOREA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-14.txt #5257 WHEN I GROW UP (Thu, 2013 Nov 14) .o##RADIUS###############################################################o. ########################XX///X############################################# #######################XX///////X########################################## #####################"#P"""""""Y#"######################################### ####################( #"^##P"##.# )######################################## #####################.#b. .b .d#.######################################### #######################"b.---.d##.:%0###################################### #####################" `#m.m#'....::%0#################################### ##################P" .. |"""| ....::%0################################## ##############P"" . .... `. ,' ..:.::%0############################### #############. . ....:: |.| ....:::%0############################ #############b .. .:.::: |.| . .:. ...::::%0######################### ##########" `#:.:::::: .| . :.:%%%.. ....::::%0###################### ########"" .md##::::%#:: :.| ....:.::%%#o. ....:.:::%0#################### ########mm#######::%##%. ..| ..:.:.::%%###o. .....::::#################### #####P"" ""^Y#######m.. | . :.:.%:%#####o. ..mm^^0#################### ###( "^" )##########mm.. :.:.:%#######o..#P `^################# #####mmm.....mmm################################## m m . )################ ##################################################m##.m.b.################# #mm...""^^##################################0P"""" """^Y########## ########mmmm...""^^########################( "^" )######### #################mmmm....""^^###############0mmm... ...mmm0########## ###########################mmmm....""""^^################################## ######################################mmmmm.....""""####################### '^#######################################################################^' WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A DJ THOUGH SOMETIMES I WRITE "DJ" AS "DEEJAY" IN ORDER TO MAKE IT SOUND MORE INTERESTING SOMETIMES I WRITE "MORE INTERESTING" AS "STILL JUST AS PATHETIC" IN ORDER TO BE MORE HONEST File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-30.txt #5120 SUPREME COURT RULING (Sun, 2013 Jun 30) ,) ,`/ |\ FINALLY TAP DANCERS CAN MARRY WITHOUT HARRASSMENT / `/ | (,_,/ / `___, \ \ \ / , \ /, \ \ \` `.`. \ \ \,`, ejm -`-' -' (, ,`/ /| /L',/ | ,)_,,\', / `___,V | \ , / , \ /, \ \ \` `.`. \ \ \,`, ejm -`-' -' (, ,`/ /| /L',/ | ,)_,,\', / `___,V | \ , / \ /, | | |` | \ | \| | ejm -`-'|_| V ,) (, ,`/ /| |\/L',/ | \ ,\', / ` ,V | \ , / \ /, ` \ |` '| | \/ | ejm _,--._ ,`/ /L',_ ,\',` \ ` ,V ||/ )\ ,( / \ /, ` \ |` ` \ | \ | \ ejm _,- -._ ,`/ /L',_ _ ,\',` \ `;--` ,V ||/ `--' \ ,( / \ /, ` \ /' '| / | / | ejm `-. -._ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-24.txt #5114 XBOX ONE (Mon, 2013 Jun 24) ,-----. #,-. ,-.# () a e () ( (_) ) BLAH BLAH BLAH XBOX ONE OR SOME SHIT BLAH BLAH #\_ - _/# ,' `"""` `. ,' \X/ `. / X ____\ / v ,` v `, / / ( <==+==> ) `-._/|__________\ ^ / (\\) |______@____\ ^ / \\ | ( ) \ ^ / ) | \^/ ( | |v <(^)>| | v | | | | ZOT |_.--.__ .--._| `===' `===' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-09.txt #5160 AND NOW TO OUR REPORTER ON THE SCENE (Fri, 2013 Aug 9) _ ___ _.--. \`.|\..----...-'` `-._.-'_.-'` / ' ` , __.--' )/' _/ \ `-_, / MY CAT IS FURRY `-'" `"\_ ,_.-;_.-\_ ', _.-'_./ {_.' ; / BACK OVER TO YOU, JILL {_.-``-' {_/ fsc/as File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-05.txt #4944 VANITY (Sat, 2013 Jan 5) _ _______ _ /_\ / \ /_\ =|= / // \ =|= | | | | ( \ // / o HEY THIS ISN'T A TERRIBLY UGLY PORNSTAR __[_]___\_______/___(_)__ (_________________________) OH GOD JESUS CHRIST IT'S A SHEMALE HELP | ___ _|___~___|_ ___ | ||_~_|| .-------. ||_~_|| | ___ | \ / | ___ | ||_~_|| (\_____/) ||_~_|| ____| ___ |__|=====|__| ___ |____ |/ \| || || |/ \|lc | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-21.txt #5172 FEATHER-SWORD (Wed, 2013 Aug 21) _______ ____________ ,,/\/ / \/ // / / \ I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THIS SWORD =\\\\\\\============================- ``\ \ \\ \ \ /\ \ / WHICH ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A FEATHER ----- ------------ --- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-18.txt #5108 CHOOSE TWO (Tue, 2013 Jun 18) __ / /| /_/ \ ~\~\ \ PRISM, MOSANTO, ANAL: \ \ \ / _ \ \ \ \_ CHOOSE TWO \_ \ \ \_/ \ / \_\_\/ / _/ _| \_ _/ / \ / \ \ cjr / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-11.txt #4950 ENGLISH LIT MAJOR (Fri, 2013 Jan 11) ___()___ _.-'' ,-'`-. ``-._ ,-' ,' `. `-. LET'S OUTLAW ALL WORKERS' UNIONS ,' ,' `. `. AND MAKE ROGER EBERT GO THROUGH / / \ \ RADIATION TREATMENT AGAIN /_ / \ _\ ``-./_..---'''|``---.._\,-'' I MEAN CHE RULES | | HEY SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR MARTIN | LUTHER KING JR. AND CESAR CHAVEZ !!! | I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE OR WHAT THEY DID | | ISN'T CHAVEZ THE GUY WHO CONQUERED ROME | , | NO WAIT THAT'S LUCILLE BALL AND/OR `..' SSt DIZZIE GILLESPIE I'M AN ENGLISH LIT MAJOR File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-23.txt #5174 CHRISTMAS LIGHTS (Fri, 2013 Aug 23) /___/____/____/____/_____/_______/______ /_/____/____/___/______/_____/_____/___ /_____/____/______/___/____/___/______/___/ /__/_____/_o__o/____/____/___/_____/____/______ | o__O_\o | __o \ o | __o| __) o _______ | | || \_/ o o | ___ | WELP IT'S LATE AUGUST |_|_||/\_| o | | | || | |/_/\_\ o | |__ TIME TO START PUTTING ||_|_/I/ \_\ o | UP THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS |___/_/ \_\ o |() /_/ \_\ o | /_/ \_\ o o | / / ejm \ \ o |_ o o o o o o o o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-07.txt #4946 DOLPHIN-SAFE (Mon, 2013 Jan 7) _\`.___ ___,"/_ ctr ,'`,-__.-.``=._ _.=``,-.__-.`'. /,--'-..,7-)/-`" "'-\(-7,..-'--.\ ,"`. ' ` ,'". MY DONG IS DOLPHIN-SAFE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-13.txt #4952 GOD ANSWERS ALL PRAYERS (Sun, 2013 Jan 13) . . ) . . . * . . . . . . o . .' * . . ' .' . . __ . .' ______ __ | '. | | | | | .' | | | | | | | ___| |_ __|_______________________|__..--~~~~ jro ~--. /|\ / \ / | \ / \ \|/ / | \ / \ / | \ PLEASE GOD SEND ME DOWN A CAR / \ TO RUN ME OVER AND KILL ME DEAD / | \ / _ \ / /_\ | \ / \_/ \ / / \ | \ / \|_|/ \ / ||| | \ / ||| \ / (_|_) | \ / \ \|/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-26.txt #5116 RELAXATION (Wed, 2013 Jun 26) ( ) ) ( ( )) ) )( )) ))),, RELAXATION TECHNIQUE #264: ( / /// _ _ / SMOKE MOTHERFUCKING OPIUM _U___ < ) () / / \_- |. // \_| |,-"|// __ ,-" // / \ ,-" // _ . --. ,--\," "--- // /\_/ \| "" -" "-. // \ \ | //| ,_\________________________//|| '--------------------------, || utis // \\|| // \\| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-16.txt #5259 PS4 (Sat, 2013 Nov 16) ________________ PS4 !!!!!!!!111 PS4 !!!!!!111 PS4 !!!!!!1111 SgH | |," `.| | | / SONY \ | MAYBE NOW THAT I BOUGHT ONE SOMEONE WILL LOVE ME | | | | |O _\ /> /_ | ___ _ |_(_)'.____.'(_)_| (")__(") [___|[=]__[=]|___] // \\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-02.txt #5245 ENTER THE RECTANGLE (Sat, 2013 Nov 2) ___ ____ ________ ,"_ ,`==='`.'__....__`--. ,',' | ,o@@@@@@@@@@o. \ CAN YOU PLEASE ANGLE YOUR WEBCAM SO IT , /___| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@b \ POINTS AT WHAT YOU'RE BEATING OFF TO ?!?! || "| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@b| || ()|| ,@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: TAKING CARE NOT TO ENTER THE RECTANGLE || , || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ||(|)|| '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@//D || ' || '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@P || , || `@@@@@@@@@@@@/@'| ||(|)|| CCD `@@@@@@@@@@' | || ' | '----------'"""""_, | || , |`. S O N Y | | :|(|)| | | | `| '| ::............:: , BRUCE LEE: ENTER THE RECTANGLE |\__| ::::::::::::::::----" : '::::::::::::::' \ ; Bob_R `---------------" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-02.txt #5000 STAR OF UH SOMEONE (Sat, 2013 Mar 2) /^\ / \ WOW THAT'S A FUNNY-LOOKING CROSS _______/_/_\ \_______ \ ____ ____\ \___ / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ / / \ / / / / / / / / \ / / \ / /_\ \_____/_/_\ \ /_____\ \___________\ \ \ / / jgs \ ` / \_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-16.txt #5014 RON PAUL 3012 (Sat, 2013 Mar 16) ._, .\. | \ | \ / \ \ | ,---,___/ \_/\ \ '__-____'--, | \ _._, \_---.-' | / | |~~~~~ | ~'-. / | | |~~~\___, | | .-___ /'\ \__|__/ | ~| | | | \ /'-__'-/~ | | |___| | |\. ~. / /__----~~/~~~~~.-------+-------|-----' \ '. \--~~~_,/ _-~\ | | | | \ | | / \__.' | \ |_______| | | \ '. ,|'\_/_ .' | | |----\ '---------. | | | /}~~~~~_| _,| .-, / \__ | |__|___ | | _'} .-~/ ~~| |--|_____| ~~~~| | | ~~--__| .-'_|'~~~~~| \_. | | \ \ |________| | / '\~|'. -~~ (_/ / } |------| \ / | .'|| |_/ /__\_ / \ | | |~~--~-_/ < '/~ '---__ |_____|_______ | / | \ | ' ~~~---__ |\_\ '~ ~~' THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS VERY BLEAK IF WE CONTINUE WITH THIS CURRRENT ADMINISTRATION THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS VERY BLEAK IF WE CONTINUE WITH THIS CURRRENT ADMINISTRATION THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS VERY BLEAK IF WE CONTINUE WITH THIS CURRRENT ADMINISTRATION THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS VERY BLEAK IF WE CONTINUE WITH THIS CURRRENT ADMINISTRATION THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS VERY BLEAK IF WE CONTINUE WITH THIS CURRRENT ADMINISTRATION THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS VERY BLEAK IF WE CONTINUE WITH THIS CURRRENT ADMINISTRATION THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS VERY BLEAK IF WE CONTINUE WITH THIS CURRRENT ADMINISTRATION THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS VERY BLEAK IF WE CONTINUE WITH THIS CURRRENT ADMINISTRATION THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS VERY BLEAK IF WE CONTINUE WITH THIS CURRRENT ADMINISTRATION THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS VERY BLEAK IF WE CONTINUE WITH THIS CURRRENT ADMINISTRATION THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS VERY BLEAK IF WE CONTINUE WITH THIS CURRRENT ADMINISTRATION THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS VERY BLEAK IF WE CONTINUE WITH THIS CURRRENT ADMINISTRATION THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS VERY BLEAK IF WE CONTINUE WITH THIS CURRRENT ADMINISTRATION RON PAUL 2064 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-23.txt #5052 THIS LIGHTER (Tue, 2013 Apr 23) . / ) ) / (.; ) (. ,---Q |_/ |_ THIS LIGHTER WORKS |____/ | | | | |++++| |".".| |++++| | | |____| arm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-22.txt #5051 U.R.O. (Mon, 2013 Apr 22) _ THIS UNIDENTIFIED RIDING OBJECT MUST BE AN ALIEN _(<`O , ==-( >`-/ \ ,< \ / > ---'--- `---'-MK/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-17.txt #5015 HORRIBLE (Sun, 2013 Mar 17) _)#(__ )#( )#####(________)-(___)#####( _)#####`-'#(_ __)#######################( ___ ############(_____ )#############( _,-' )##########`---'######(_____ ,-' ___)#########################(________ ___ `---.##################\|/`----' )## __________) -.####-*-##(____,-----'### __________),' /) // ==`.##/|\################# _)######/ (/ / // \###,----------------- _______)######/() _/| /,-. \##`----------- ____)####/ . -' /_ \ |########/ )\|/#####| -==_ `. \,-'\o) / |#######( ___ --'#-*-#####|/// \ == ._`-' |#####( --'##--'###/|\#####| ( ##) , _)`. |######(___ ###################| \##"| `---' ||\ /##########(__ ,' _)###############\ //,|\-._,-'- || /##############(,-' _)#################`.||(\/-._,-'- /##(_ )####,' __)#####( )#####\|/#`._ __,'####(_ )#,' ####( ___)####-*-####|------'######( ____( --' )#######/|\###/|#########(__ ( ,' THIS _)##,' )#####|/############(____( ( DRAWING _____)##,' )#####|########( ( IS )#####,' )###|\( `---' ( HORRIBLE )#(\/ ) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-03.txt #5001 LITTLE GARFIELD (Sun, 2013 Mar 3) ,,, _ _ \(((. HOW ABOUT SOME LASAGNE ?!?!?!?! __,,../v\,----../ `-..=.>"" _\,_ _______;/____<_ \_______\ \___////______;______ ctr ,"/ `.) `.) ``` /," /7__ /7_ (( ' \\\ ))) \\ )) (( ) / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-03.txt #5246 THREE-MAN BOBSLED MOVIE (Sun, 2013 Nov 3) .-=-. .-=-. .-=-. /.""".\ /.""".\ /.""".\ || ||| ||| || TURNS OUT THAT THREE-MAN BOBSLED MOVIE \'.__./=\.___./=\.___./ HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OLYMPICS '-=/.""".\-/.""".\=-' || ||| || \.___./ \.___./ jgs '-=-' '-=-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-17.txt #5260 THE SLEEPER MIGHT HAVE AWAKENED (Sun, 2013 Nov 17) .. .. ... .' ;' ; ;''''. ;| ; |; ;; ; THE SLEEPER MIGHT HAVE AWAKENED ;| ; |; ;;. ; ; ~~~~',,,,,,, '. ' ; OR IT MIGHT NOT HAVE ; -A ; '; ; ; .....' ; ; I'M NOT TOTALLY SURE ACTUALLY, ; _; ; ; LET ME GET BACK TO YOU ; __(o)__. ; ; .; '\--\\--\ .' ; .'\ \_.._._\\......,.,.; ; .'' | ; '; ' .' ; | .' ;..,,.,,,,.' ; | .' ...' '. \ .' ,' \\ '. ;' .; \\ '. .' '-' '.. .' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-27.txt #5117 THE LEANING TOWER OF TRY AGAIN (Thu, 2013 Jun 27) | + _./_ __:_._| | . | / \ | . . ; THIS IS A DOGSHIT DRAWING ____/ \ |---...__ | | "---...__| | | : | | | ; | | : " ____| | "---...__; / \ : | | | ; __/ \ : | | | " | | | "---...__; | | | : | | | ; | | | : | | | " | | | "---...__; | 8 | 8 | : | | | ; ___|_8_|_8_|____:_|#|#|#|_;lka____ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-12.txt #4951 SUNBATH (Sat, 2013 Jan 12) ,_,_,__,_, `.-' : `-., `.' \ : / `., `.' \ : / `., _/. \ : / \, _/ `-. \ : / .-' \, _/ `-. \ : / .-' \_ _| `-.\:/ .-' |_ _|-------------o-------------|_ _| .-'/\\`-. |_ \ .-' / :\\ `-. / '\ .-' / : \\ `-. /` '\' / : \\ `/` '`. / : \\ .'` '`.,~-. : \\ .'` _/ `=:____.\\ /((((\_ `-. \\ \_ o`-.__ `=, \\ WELL HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO /`. |\`.__/\,-)/\) \\ / ;'\`'| / ` `. \\ / /. | \ / , `. \\ |\ / `.| y / `._\\.-""-. ___ __ \ `.`. /| / X `. '""-.`-----'"___"`----' _`--. `. `.`' 7 / `--' `. `-----'" "`-----' `.-' `. /. `-' `-.___ .--. `-, | `====---======-----=====-------====------==--=i `-' | | `-`--\___;`-^._____|---'`--|______,----'`._____.' -'._. .-|__| .'`-._ ,-'`---.__ _|__|-._ -' `-. _.--'`-. .-' ` hjw -'`-._ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-22.txt #5173 BELATED VALENTINE (Thu, 2013 Aug 22) _ ,--() ( )-'-.------|> HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " `--[] hjm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-06.txt #4945 CAN-DO ATTITUDE (Sun, 2013 Jan 6) .-. | | |=| WOMEN CAN PUT ANYTHING THEY PUT THEIR BROOMS TO |=| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |=| jgs |=| |_| .=/I\=. ////V\\\\ |#######| ||||||||| ||||||||| ||||||||| ||||||||| ||||||||| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-23.txt #5113 THRICE TREBLED (Sun, 2013 Jun 23) _ ___ /' '\ / " \ I SAY "THRICE" INSTEAD OF "THREE TIMES" | ,--+-----4 / | TO SHOW THAT I'M A "PLAYER" ',/ o o --.; --._|_ ,--. _.,-- \----. ------'--`--' '-----,' VJ | \_ ._\_. _,-'---._.' `--...--`` / /###\ | | I WRITE "TREBLED" INSTEAD OF "TRIPLED" |. `.-'-'. BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING "LIMEY" .|| /, | do_o00oo_,.ob File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-02.txt #4941 TONGUE PIERCING (Wed, 2013 Jan 2) ,-~***~-._.-~***~-. / \ / .--~~~--..--~~~--. \ ,' /._,/\._,/\._,/\._,\ `. ~-. \.-~ .-~ // ,-~ \/ ,* / ,* // / / ,**' / ,*'// / /,***' / ,**'// / /,***' / ,**'// / WHO LET MALCOLM JAMAL-WARNER GET A TONGUE PIERCING / ***' / ,***'// / : ~** ` ,***'/.-~ WHERE WAS DR. HUXTABLE | **' / \ .' ~-.. ..-~ ~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-26.txt #5177 VESPA P-200 E (Mon, 2013 Aug 26) _ ,-~ | ________________ o==]___| | | \ \ THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE |________________| /\ \ A BESPIN GAS MINING OPERATION __ / _,-----._ ) | \ \. |_||/_-~ `. /() | /|]_|_____ |// \ | \/ /_-~ ~-_ //________________|| / //___________\ //__|______________| \____________/ //___/-\ \~-_ ((_________________/_-o___________/_//___/ /\,\ \ |__/( ((====)o===--~~ ( ( (o/) ) \ ``==' / \ `--' / `-.__,-' `-.__,-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-16.txt #4955 KERMIT'S REQUEST (Wed, 2013 Jan 16) _._ _.-*""*-._ _._ .' `*. .*' `. . .@*" ; : "*@. . ` ' .' `. ` ' PLEASE STICK A DICK IN ME /`..-' `-..'\ . . .*" "*. ' '\`*-._ _.-*'/` ` : ` \ :`*----*'; / ' ; . \ `-.__.-' / . `. `. .' .' 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JF "**$$$beee$$P File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-07.txt #5250 RASPBERRY (Thu, 2013 Nov 7) /_,/\ /" ( .Y__D / )/ _________//_____ \ ____` ___ / _)) / . ./ ((_ / ,)/ / (, \ \\\\/ , / 7/// / __ / /\( \\ DON'T KNOW WHAT CRANBERRIES ARE // \\ \\ BUT I LIKE RASPBERRY BECAUSE // )) )) IT'S GOT THE WORD RAP IN IT // // // (/ //_ //__ b'ger (__\\\ _\\\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-26.txt #5055 GOSPEL IN THE SNOW (Fri, 2013 Apr 26) o \ o `. o o o o \ ` -. .-.-. .---. .-.,-.,-. ..-. / )| | `'____\' o _____\|| ` `' | |-._--.| |----.| | o |o ||-.| ||,-. || | o SOMEDAY o | ||_|| |/ oo\ || | WE'LL ALL | || || C ._)o || | o BE FREE o| || ||o|\`-/ || | ,. o | ||_|| ,'\,\ || | _\('') | ||o||/\ \ .: o|| | (; .) | || |( \_\||___|| | _,.(|___)-. | o||_|||`-`,\)----' | o o | | ||..|.| o _ |-. _.-. `.-.|._|_.-:|__|_|-.-' `-'.__ o o '--`-` o - SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-07.txt #5005 THERMOS (Thu, 2013 Mar 7) .--------. ____/ \ |.--, | ||__| | I CAN HOLD COLD MILK OR HOT COFFEE '---, | OR REALLY ANY KIND OF DRINK INCLUDING CYANIDE |____________| |\ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ | jgs |_\_\_\_\_\_\| `""""""""""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-13.txt #5011 PS1 (Wed, 2013 Mar 13) ________________ | |," `.| | YOU CAN'T WATCH PORN ON ME | / SONY \ | | | | | |O _\ /> /_ | ___ _ |_(_)'.____.'(_)_| (")__(") [___|[=]__[=]|___] // \\ SgH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-12.txt #5010 NEW PHONE (Tue, 2013 Mar 12) * * * * * * ,;;;, * */;;-;;\* I GOTTA NEW PHONE /;/ \;\ /);|)-(|;;\ AND LONG STORY SHORT ;;;/ `"` \;(; |(|\_/|\_/|;| I'M-A FUCK IT |;|_|/^\|_|;| |;;\=:=:=/;)| |:;| : : |;:| |);\ : : /;;| ;;;| _:_ |;(; \;;\ | /;;/ |(;\ /;;| \;;| |;;/ |;| |;| .'`-.-''. jgs / .-. (\ | Q \__)| '-.__ __.-' ``` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-06.txt #5004 KAMA (Wed, 2013 Mar 6) :'' _| /.'' .-;-| _.- ,;'\ .','..,---=,,' ,i/ | | '__'':\'','| ,-/ '. ||:_|_` \''-+/ _,i.' '. +=-. `.--::=,' _ //- | /'"' \. \ ,,;/ ,;' //' ` -+ ,|\ ' '+ /,'X | / `. +.. |/.'.:,' _ ','_- || `. '.. |,|| // | / '-,/ '/ _ '. ___ |''|| ||.'|| . -. __`+'| ,|.:';,-.......... \______,-' \'`.. | || /'.'+ '.`. ,.' '-,:'+'| |||.=-. |. ` |'-- \ |`.|_;.-:_i_;:./` `i. '.:-' ;. _/'' '--..+:..__ |,-' __ \| '. \\ `.' / /' .=;-:-,...,_;.. \||\ |\ /' || ;.-.;--'''''\ |\'.\ | + | | / \ ||| | | // | | / i. ||| | / | / | | / ': \ ||| | /' || ,' \\ | || \ | :....____.. \'. / \+| || \ | '.'-=..... | || ,' \| || \ | | `._'-.._| \-. _-' \||| | || .' `.. ' -+\ , ,--.... +\\ \ `_ .' `- .;+' ,-' |,- '`-.. _,|.\|_i.___-. +_.+/| `\'. // /,,'-..-,..|=..'...-.,' +. _ ' | `:. | // |,' | \' \`-. '-.i.'-..__..- ' -\ | | | | | \ `. `. 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(,.) ,. || || || || || || || || || || || || REMEMBER: ,.||.. || ,.||.. || ,.||.. || //""""\\ || //""""\\ || //""""\\ || EVERY URINAL || || || || || || || || || STARTS WITH YOU || || || || || || || || || ||____|| || ||____|| || ||____|| || `.____.' || `.____.' || `.____.' || || || || || || || ______________||__________||__________||_________ Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-12.txt #5255 HIPSTER HERCULES (Tue, 2013 Nov 12) /| _______________)|.. <'______________<(,_|) .((()))| )) (======)| \ I WEAR A SCARF DURING SUMMER ((( "_"()|_ \ AND HAVE SKY-BLUE PLASTIC EYEGLASSES '()))(_)/_/ ' ) WITH NO LENSES IN THEM FOR SHOW .--/_\ /( /./ BECAUSE I'M SOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOL /'._.--\ .-(_/ / / )\___:___) ( -.'.._ | / \ \_\ ( | ) '. /\)_(_)| '-| XX | %%%%%%%% / %%%%%%%\ ( /.-'%%%. \ /(.' %%\ :| / ,| % ) ) _|___) % (__|_ )___/ )___( |x/ mrf\ > |x) / '. |x\ _(____''.__ --\ -\-- --\__|-- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-17.txt #4956 UNTITLED ASCII ART NO. 39174 (Thu, 2013 Jan 17) __ (_.J | L.--. @@@@@@@@// J ) - . q@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@//`L-' J " - . q@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@// ,' _____eeeeeeeeep " - q@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@//=`-.--'' / /d888p : q@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@//@@! / //88p . =@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@//@@@ / //8p . =@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@\\@@! /_______//p . =@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@\\@ L______L/ . =@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@\\ . _=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@\\ . _=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@! \\ . _=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ kth =======||==================================================== =======||==================================================== L_/ I TITLE THIS ASCII ART "MOST BORING BULLSHIT EVER" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-03.txt #4942 MACAQUES (Thu, 2013 Jan 3) __ / _,\ \_\ ,,,, _,_) # /) (= =)D__/ __/ // C/^__)/ _( ___// \_,/ -. '-._/,--' _\\_, / -//. \_ \_/ -,._ _ ) ) \/ / ) / / IN FAR CRY 3 THEY'RE CALLED MACAQUES NOT MONKEYS \-__,/ ( ( ( \.__,-)\_ )\_ / -( b'ger / -(//// //// File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-27.txt #5178 THE WASP'S NEW HOME (Tue, 2013 Aug 27) " , , ", , "" _---. ..;%%%;, . I HIDE OUT IN RECYCLING BINS "" .", , .==% %%%%%%% ' . "", %%% =%% %%%%%%; ; ;-_ %; %%%%% .;%;%%%"%p ---; _ '-_ %; %%%%% __;%%;p/; O --_ "-,_ q; %%% /v \;%p ;%%%%%;--__ "'-__'-._ //\\" // \ % ;%%%%%%%;',/%\_ __ "'-_'\_ \ / // \/ ;%% %; %;/\%%%%;;;;\ "- _\ ," %; %%; %%;;' ';% -\-_ -=\=" __% %%;_ |;; %%%\ \ _/ _= \==_;;,_ %%%; % -_ / / /- =%- ;%%%%; %%; "--__/ //= ==%-%%; %; % / _=_- d ;%; ;%; :F_P: \ =,-" d%%; ;%%; // % ;%%; // d%%%" \ %% V File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-22.txt #5112 KRYPTOS (Sat, 2013 Jun 22) _ _ | |------------| | .-'| | | |`-. .' | | | | `. IF THE NSA IS READING THIS .-' \ \ / / `-. GIVE ME A HINT .' _.| |--------| |._ `. ON SOLVING KRYPTOS PART FOUR / -. .' | | | | `. .- \ / `( | |________| | )' \ THANKS | \ .i------------i. / | | .-')/ \(`-. | \ _.-'.-'/ ________ \`-.`-._ / \.-'_.-' / .-' ______ `-. \ `-._`-./\ `-' / .' .-' _ _`-. `. \ `-' \\ | .' .' _ (3) (2) _`. `. | // / / / (4) ___ (1)_\ \ \ \\ | | | _ ,' `.==' `| | | // | | | (5) | B.T.| (O) | | | // | | | _ `.___.' _ | | | \\ | \ \ (6) _ _ (9) / / | // / `. `. (7) (8) .' .' \ \\ / `. `-.______.-' .' \ // / `-.________.-' \ __// | |--' |================================|hjw "--------------------------------" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-29.txt #4968 WINDOWS (Tue, 2013 Jan 29) o=(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=o !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-! ! ! , /___\` ! !! !!! , / | \` ! ! IS THIS WINDOWS 8 !! ,|___|___` !!! !_,| |_______|` `_! !-`| | | |,-! !!!! | | ! !! !!!! | | !!!! !!!!_|_______|_!!!! !!!!___________!!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! ejm !!!! !!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-20.txt #5110 THE BOURNE MOVIES (Thu, 2013 Jun 20) _,.,,_ ,~>v>><@()=, ->@>(_)<>>v<<. ,>>o>>@<<, TURNS OUT THE BOURNE MOVIES HAVE NOTHING `<<(_)<` '>>()>v, TO DO WITH THE UNIX SHELL HUH WHO KNEW =<>@>~ <@<= '>v(/`"")_(""'\>\___/j\___/v<` ''>v/;|;`-.<` hjw / |\ `. /,'\| \ .--` \| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-19.txt #5170 SCIENCE FACT: RADIO TELESCOPES (Mon, 2013 Aug 19) ______ ,'" "-._ ,' "-._ _._ ; __,-'/ | THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF POWER ;| ,-' _,'"'._,. COLLECTED BY THIS DEVICE IS |: _,' |\ `. LESS THAN THE ENERGY OF A : \ _,-' | \ `. MOSQUITO FLAPPING ITS WINGS \ \ ,-' | \ \ \ '. .-. | \ \ \ " | : OR AT LEAST SOME OTHER `. `. | | KIND OF BORING SCIENCE SHIT `. "-._ | ; / |`._ `-._ L / / | \ `._ "-.___ _,' WHO FUCKING CARES REALLY / | \_.-"-.___ """" \ : /""" `._\_ __.'_ WHERE'S THE PORN __,--''_ ' "--'''' \_ `-._ __,--' .' /_ | __. `-._ `-._ < `. `-.-'' __,-' _,-' `. `. _,-'" _,-' `. ''"lka _,-' `. _,-' `. _,-' `. __,'" `'" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-15.txt #4954 GIRLS AND SHOES (Tue, 2013 Jan 15) ,-=-. / ) ( c/=( `-( _/ ACCORDING TO THESE ASCII ARTISTS _/ (_ WOMEN DELIBERATELY TAKE OFF THEIR SHOES / `-- ) AND PRETEND THEY CAN'T SEE THEM SO < , ) )> MEN WILL JUST BUY THEM MORE LIKE SUCKERS / \/ \ (/\ / ,' ) \ \ -=` / / | \ \-` / | '\| <_./ \ / | WOW ASCII ARTISTS ARE HORRIBLY SEXIST / , \ <,_./ | / | /_ | | ``--.__.-='! | / \ ! '`'"' ("" '`'`"' `) \_'"'`"" "``''"''`" "'"`''' (_ \_ '"`=-'`" `" " '"" `-'`" '"'`' '`'"' '""`'" __ __ / . ) _ gpyy/ .' | /|/ / \ /ejm ` __|/ o ( .\ ``'"'""' \ | \___ '`'"`)| \__`-. '""'` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-31.txt #5182 FINAL FANTASY XIV (Sat, 2013 Aug 31) \\\\//// |.)(.| | || | WOW THE ONLINE ADS FOR FINAL FANTASY XIV \(__)/ MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT WAS MADE IN CIRCA 1993 |-..-| |o\/o| .----\ /----. / / / |~~~~| \ \ \ / / / /|::::|\ \ \ \ '-'-'-'-|::::|-'-'-'-' (((^^))) >>><<< |||||| (o)(o) | /\ | (====) |_/\_| (_/\_) _|_,__|_ jgs (___\____) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-25.txt #5176 FEMALE BODY BUIDLER (Sun, 2013 Aug 25) ,;;;;, ((/))))), (((/\))))), I'M A FEMALE BODY BUILDER ((( ^.^ ))) `"\ = /"` _/'-'\_ /`/'._.'\`\ I.E., I HAVE HUGE SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES / ( Y ) \ ............... AND SMALL TITS / /`\-' '-/`\ \ \ \ ) ( / / `\\/\ /\//` (/ \_/ \) | | | \ | / \_ | _/ / / \ \ | | | | jgs |/ \| / \ / \ `-' '-` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-08.txt #5098 NUNCHUCK (Sat, 2013 Jun 8) _O-O_ O O_ | O THIS IS A DOUBLE-SIDED DILDO RIGHT _O | O O_ .`. O / / .`. / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ /` / \ `\ /` / \ \ / / \ \ \_7 JV `__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-01.txt #4940 PART OF THE SOLUTION (Tue, 2013 Jan 1) _,.,.__,--.__,-----. ,"" ')) `. THIS TAPIR TOLD ME I COULDN'T HAVE ANY CANDY ,' e )) ( .='__, , DEAR TAPIR, `~` `-\ /._____,/ / IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION | | ) ( ( ; THEN YOU'RE PART OF THE TARGETS | | | / / / / vvVVvvVvVVVvvVVVvvVVvVvvvVvPhSv File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-04.txt #5247 A SHAM, HE SAID (Mon, 2013 Nov 4) )\ /| .-/'-|_/ | __ __,-' ( / \/ .-'" "'-..__,-'"" -o.`-._ / '/ *--._ ./ _.-- | _.-' : .-/ \ )_ / \ _) / \( THE PIG GOES WEE NOT WHEE `. /-.___.---'( / \\ ( / \\ \( L\ THIS IS A SHAM GAY MARRIAGE \( L\ \\ \\ \\ L\ L\ [nabis] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-10.txt #5253 GREAT SOFTWARE (Sun, 2013 Nov 10) .-""""--. / ) LET'S MAKE GREAT SOFTWARE ........... TOGETHER / --"` / _`:---. | .-' `\ \ / .----'./ \ : ,-' ~(.).)\ \_| \ ._) | / | \.__, / _.--' )`///-,-' / / _| (_\\ | (____/____) \ ___/ | _ `---( ` ) `-, .' (__.'._/'._/ |`| | __/ / / // | `--. (APOLOGIES FOR THE UNRELATED ILLUSTRATION OF SMURFETTE) || /_____) jgs `=---` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-25.txt #5054 MOB OF THE DEAD (Thu, 2013 Apr 25) (())) /|x x| YOU KNOW WHAT THE CALL OF DUTY SERIES REALLY NEEDS ??? /\( - ) ___.-._/\/ MOBSTERS *AND* ZOMBIES /=`_'-'-'/ !! |-{-_-_-} ! (-{-_-_-} ! \{_-_-_} ! }-_-_-} {-_|-_} {-_|_-} {_-|-_} {_-|-_} ZOT ____%%@ @%%_______ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-19.txt #5048 THE ULTIMATE TRILOGY: LEMONS (Fri, 2013 Apr 19) ,, ". , " . :;_\,_: ;__\,_: .. /` , THESE ARE LEMONS . /` , ``. " ` . " ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-10.txt #5008 STEREOGRAM (Sun, 2013 Mar 10) /\ .\ :F_P: / | / | / /| | . / | | .,--,. / .,--,. / / /| / /| \ , / / \ . / / /\_../-' \_../-' , / |/ / / / / / / o / /o / / / / ''' + " ' + * * IF YOU CAN REALLY SEE A 3D IMAGE HERE THEN YOU NEED TO PUSH AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AND GET YOURSLEF A REAL FUCKING LIFE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-04.txt #5002 LADYBUG (Mon, 2013 Mar 4) HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY \ \ . .-o"88b. .' o `8,8; .' .' : o .\\ _.' .:-" :O .'\_\`" ' ._. \."|-| | . _.-" _.-" | ` _.-" -" `. _.-" ' . _.-" l42" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-05.txt #5003 THE JOURNEY OF THE KNOTS (Tue, 2013 Mar 5) ____ _.-' _.---..__ .-'____i-+'_.-' WHEN I STARTED THIS JOURNEY .__ .-'_.---.._i'.-'____.--' I NEVER REALIZED IT WOULD END HERE .__""--: .'__..--"_.' "" '.'. __ IT'S FOURTEEN YEARS LATER ""-: :.___..--" .---._____i.i--""__ AND ALL I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT ...___: :________.-"""-.______..--"" ARE THESE FUCKING ASCII ART DRAWINGS ...____: '.______.-"""-.__.-' fsc '-.___.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-18.txt #5047 SEASON NAMES (Thu, 2013 Apr 18) n .'''. .'''. .". ''' ''' / -=\ ... n |. -=.| n '...' .../-\:.===.:7-\ .... '...:=:|:/o\:|:=: '.... ''. |H|.'|T|`.|H| '' ,'='=,-:-,='-'. :-|/o\|:|;|:|/o\|-: ., |'|---=======---|'| ;:;, .,, ..,|;_.;;..;;;..;;.|;|,,. .;. :::;|___|=========================|___| ,. :;:;;===| .::. .:::::. .::. |===|;;; IN REAL LANGUAGES WE DO NOT ::;;:___|_|;;;;|_|;;;;;;;|_|;;;;|_|__.:::: CAPITALIZE SEASON NAMES :;:;,,,/===/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,\===\::;;;; l42::/===/:::::::::::::::::::::::\===\;:;: THANK YOU FOR LISTENING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-11.txt #5009 GOING STAG (Mon, 2013 Mar 11) __ _(\ |\ ,'',-` \`._/| `-.`'_`' ( _.-`_ <|: ``-. \' ,-'.`| ; THIS IS WHAT I CALL "GOING STAG" !!!!11!! | / _\) ', __ : (,','/ ,-.`. 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File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-17.txt #5199 HOGAN'S HEROES REBOOT (Tue, 2013 Sep 17) ---.----.__..----.----| _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ | | | | | -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |--.- ---'--.-----'----'--.-| | || || || || || || || | | `| |: (| | | || || || || || || || | |--'- |:. | | _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ | ------'----.-.,----.'-| -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |-.-- ,/) | | | | || || || || || || || | | |` ----.---8--'--.----'--| | || || || || || || || | | | | 8 |: | _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ |-'-- | ,)// |:. | -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |:. ----'-`=;'--.-'-.----.| | || || || || || || || | |--.- // /_ _( \ | | || || || || || || || | | /| ---.-//----)/\,'_/----| _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ | `| |/| `;=.( | -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |--'- ( |`.`. |`,-/ |,-'-||---||---||---||---||---||---||-'-.| -`-'-.`.`-.';'=`.-..--'-.--------.-------------.--.-------.----'--.- | `-./.}{-'\.) | ) | `) | \ | :`-}{-''|| |:. | ,_ | |:. | ---'`'-.--|`-}{-'||)----'-.------'--'.,`--.----'--------.-'-------'- | :`-`'-'/)| | |:. | -.-----'--;`.}{,`.||----,-'--------.------'---.--------,'--.,------- |: ,'/.`..'_(/( |: | | \ |:. ,',' |`--`.(')) |:. | | |: -'--,' <.._|__,. >`,----'----------'--------.,'-------------'----SSt ``----....(',' _,'>' )/ I SEE A HOGAN'S HEROES REBOOT SET IN GUANTANAMO `' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-22.txt #5234 RAPUNZEL (Tue, 2013 Oct 22) _ _ _ | |_| |_| | | | | | | ,-. | | |((}| | | |_))| | | (( | | )) | | ((( | | ))) | | (( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | BITCH GET A HAIRCUT | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | / | ))) | / | ((( | \ | ))) | \ | ((( | _,, ~ \) | ))) | `-=\; {] |` | ((( | _ \\;_|/ | ))) | _\|/\_| | ((( | \ \|\ | ))) | ( )~~~ | ((( | | \ ejm ,| ` ,,,, / /,,,, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-23.txt #5235 TAKING UP PAINTING (Wed, 2013 Oct 23) _____ /| .-'@ & #`'-. // / % 8 \ // I'M CONSIDERING TAKING UP PAINTING | m () _ | // BECAUSE PAINTERS ARE NOTORIOUS SHITHEADS \ 0 ( '-._/ // AND I THINK I CAN RISE UP TO THE CHALLENGE jgs '-.____'. y File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-16.txt #5198 MANSPLAINING (Mon, 2013 Sep 16) ________ /________\ //( ( ( ( \\ || ((|| PLEASE NOTICE HOW THERE IS ABSOLUTELY ||) ) ` ) )|| NO WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE FOR || (\___( ( || A WOMAN EXPLAINING ANYTHING \|) ) \)_|/ / ((\_v_/ \ / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ | | | | `~~| |~~' |\ /| | \ / | |___V___| | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| / \ / \ ______/ \_______ ============================ Alyssa File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-02.txt #5184 INFIDEL (Mon, 2013 Sep 2) _______________________________________________ _ | (-' ______|_ ... ) | ===== ___ __|__ ))) < \ ( /- . | (((( / \'. <@>, _(>_\ ______| |"____) \ ./ \/ ( .__ - - _____. _ /\ _|_\ | \ | / ___ _ __( ' / / _\| '. .( | \__) _/_/ /-.-\ __|___ |'-, | /__ __\ | |-' __|___ /..___..\ ____ | / / \ \ | | ____|_ ) / '. ) __|_____|__ / ) )| | | .--. 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(_\/ |\/ /\ (____\ / \/ /\ /_.___\ "INFIDEL" WAS THE WORST INFOCOM / \/_/ /\ ( |_|/ TEXT ADVENTURE TITLE BECAUSE IT / \/ \ /\ | / INDICATED THAT YOU AS THE | \/ './) )__| PROTAGONIST ARE A JERK AND GREEDY |\/ |_| / | ULTIMATELY GET YOUR COMEUPPANCE /_| |_| \___) FOR YOUR UNBRIDLED AVARICE |_| \_| |-|_ __/__''._____/__''._______mrf/____\___________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-07.txt #5127 THE GREETING DINOSAUR (Sun, 2013 Jul 7) _/\|\_\_ WHAT'S UUUUUUP _| .- \___ ________\ / ) o`o__________ ______ | | | | | | | | \,,, _~^^^\) `------,`. | | | | | | | | ^^^ _~^^^\)___________)) | | | | | | \ | >~~^^^\( ) | | | | | | c==e / | | | | | | | BB \( | | | | | | | }{\__\ | / | | | | | | \_( /_________( / | | | | | | | / \ | \ | | | | | | | __ ( > ( >( > __ | | | | | |(_/ _/ | _/ |_/ | \_)| | | |________|________|/________'^^^`_____'^^^'^^^^`___\| | |ZOT____________________________________________________| IF I FOLLOW SOMEONE ON TWITTER THEN THEY'RE TERRIBLE TAKE THAT SOCIAL MEDIA I CALL IT "SM" TO CONTRAST IT WITH "MSM" AND MAYBE "BDSM" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-24.txt #5297 HASKELL MODULES (Tue, 2013 Dec 24) '-.,;;:;, _;\;|\;:;, MODULES WILL BE OFFICIALLY ) __ ' \;::, ADDED TO THE HASKELL LANGUAGE .--' e ':;;;:, ;, IN THE YEAR 2014 (^ ;;::; ;;;, _ --_.--.___,',:;::; ,,,;:;;;, BECAUSE SO FAR THEY'VE BEEN < \ `; | ;:;;:; ':;:;;;,, STRUGGLING WITH MONADS <`-; \__ ,; / ';:;;:, ';;;' THIS WHOLE GODDAMN TIME <`_ __', ; , / ::;;;: // `)| \ \ ` .' ';;:;, // ` \ `\ / ;;:;;. //__ \ `/` ;:; ~._,=~` `~=, \_| ( ^ ^ ^ _^ \ \ _,` / ^ ^ ^ .' `.^ ; <`-. jgs '-;` /` ^ ^ /\ ) ^/ <'- \__..-'` ___,,,-'._ ^ ^ _.'\^`'-' ^/ `)_ ..-''` `~~~~` `~===~` <_.-`-._\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-30.txt #5303 SOCHI 2014 (Mon, 2013 Dec 30) MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WINTER OLYMPICS CLOSING CEREMONIES IS WHEN PUTIN SENDS THE ATHLETES TO LABOR CAMPS IN SIBERIA .,::OOO::,. .,ooOOOoo,. .,::OOO::,. .:' `:. .8' `8. .:' `:. :" ": 8" "8 :" ": :, .,:::""::,. .,:o8OO::,. ,: :,, .:' ,: 8oo`:. .:'oo8 :,,`:. ,,: `^OOoo:"O^' `^88oo:"8^' `^O":ooOO^' :, ,: :, ,: :,, ,,: :,, ,,: `^Oo,,,oO^' `^OOoooOO^' -beethoven File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-09.txt #4979 THE TALE OF THE PRETZEL (Sat, 2013 Feb 9) __ __ .' `'._.'` '. | .--; ;--. | | ( / \ ) | THERE IS NO TALE SINCE PRETZELS SUCK \ ;` /^\ `; / :` .'._.'. `; jgs '-`'.___.'`-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-14.txt #5073 BUFFALO FLATULENCE (Tue, 2013 May 14) _ (` ) _ ( (` ) _ _( _( . ) (` ) .-`` _( ) '`. ) ( .=( (_.:'-' ( _' THOSE ARE SOME SERIOUS BUFFALO FARTS `( ( (. -'_,-' .`(_ (. `-.' _,(-) ( . (_ __.: '-' `-(` \_( `( ` ) _,(-) //">^\ `(__.:' `-(` \_( `(__.:' //"\^> mic File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-28.txt #5087 THE MEERKAT'S LAMENT (Tue, 2013 May 28) ,'''''-._ ; ,. <> `-._ I AM A MEERKAT ; \' _,--'" ALBEIT POORLY-DRAWN ; ( ; , ` \ ;, , \ ; | | ; |, | |\ ; | | | \ |.-\ ,\ |\ : |.- `. `-. | || :.- `-. \ ';; .- , \;;| ; , | ,\ ; , ; \ ; , /`. , ) __,;, ,' \ ,| _,--''__,| / \ : ,'_,-'' | ,/ | : / / | ; ; | | | __,-| |--..__,--| |---.--....___ ___,-| |----'' / | `._`-. `---- \ \ `""" """ -- `.`. --' jrei `.`-._ _, ,- __,- `-.`. --' `; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-21.txt #4991 TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE UGLY DOG (Thu, 2013 Feb 21) .. 66 | .-'` :: I EAT MY OWN SHIT .'o .: '. : | .`:`: : `:``.` .`` :`` `: :` .`: .` `:`: : `.`. .` o\-`o : : ` ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-05.txt #5125 UNCONVINCING GHOST (Fri, 2013 Jul 5) ___ / \ / O O \ I AM A REALLY UNCONVINCING GHOST | O | , | | , \/( )\/ | ) ( | |( )| || | |' `| | | | | | | /-' |_.' VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-28.txt #5210 MOSQUE (Sat, 2013 Sep 28) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ | NOW SERVING: BACON @ @ | | | @ @ /#\ /#\ /#\ @ @ (###) /#####\ (###) @ @ | | | /#########\ | | | @ @ |@| /#\| /\ /#############\ /\ |/#\ |@| @ @ | | (##/#\ /##\ (###############) /##\ /#\##) | | @ @ |@| |(###) (####) _\#############/_ (####) (###)| |@| @ @ | | |#| |___|/\|__|_________________|__|/\|___| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###||||###|######/^\######|###||||###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###|##|###|####/ \####|###|##|###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###|/\|###|##/ \##|###|/\|###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###||||###|#( )#|###||||###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###|##|###|##\ /##|###|##|###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###|/\|###|###| |###|###|/\|###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###||||###|###| |###|###||||###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###||||###|###| |###|###||||###| |#| | | @ @ _|_|___|#|_|###|##|###|###|_______|###|###|##|###|_|#|___|_|_ @ @ |###|###################################################|###| @ @ |###|###############/|=================|\###############|###| @ @ /-------------------/ /=================\ \-------------------\ @ @ / / / --------------- \ \ \ @ @ / / /#####################\ \ \ @ @/ / /###|###| |###|###\ \ \@ @ / /|###|###| |###|###|\ \ @ @ / /||###|###| |###|###||\ \ @ @ / /\/|###|###| |###|###|\/\ \ @ @ / /|##|###|###| |###|###|##|\ \ @ @ / /#||||###|##/ \##|###||||#\ \ @ @______________/ /##|\/|###|#( )#|###|\/|##\ \_________________@ @ | /###|##|###|##\ /##|###|##|###\ | @ @spb |/|###||||###|####\ /####|###||||###|\| @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-11.txt #5131 ARROWS (Thu, 2013 Jul 11) . .:;:. . .:;;;;;:. . THESE ARE ARROWS ;;;;; . ;. ;;;;; .; ;;;;; ;;. . ;;;;; ;.;; .. ............;;. ;:;;; ;;;;. ..::::::::::::;;;;. : ;;; ;;;;; . . ::::::::::::;;:' ;:; ;;;;; :' . :.; ;;;;; . : ;;;;; . . ;;;;; AMC ..;;;;;.. ...... . ':::::' ;;;:; ':` ;::;;;. ' ':;;;;. '. ':;;;; '. ':; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-14.txt #5196 THE LESSON OF THE PENNY ARCADE FIASCO (Sat, 2013 Sep 14) DO NOT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT ,---'. C.^o^| DO NOT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT (_,-_) ,--`|-. DO NOT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT |\ ]\__n_ ||` '---E/ DO NOT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT Ojo98 DO NOT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-09.txt #5221 ABDUCTION (Wed, 2013 Oct 9) '-.____________________________________________________ .:::::::::::::::::::: .:::::::::::::::::::::: .:::::::::::::::::::::::: .:::::::::::::::::::::::::: WAIT WHAT .:::::::::::::::::::::::::::: DOES THAT .| /\ | | + |::::::::: SIGN SAY .::|/--\ |) (| (| ( | |::::::::: .::::| |::::::::: .::::::| |\/| |::::::::: .::::::::| __ | | (' __ |::::::::: .::::::::::|__( )_______( )__|::::::::: ::::::::::::::::\ \ ,~~~~./ /::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::| ;`'`'`'; |:::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::| ;;*( *;; |:::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::| ;; @ ;; |:::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::\|| ||/::::::::::::::: OH ::::::::::::::::::( \__/ ):::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::) (::::::::::::::::: OHHHHH ::::::::::::::::::/ \:::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::/________\::::::::::::::: LOOK LADY :::::::::::::::::/ /::::\ \::::::::::::::: DON'T CALL THE COPS ::::::::::::::::/ /::::::\ \:::::::::::::: IT'S NOT MY FAULT :::::::::::::::/_/::::::::\_\::::::::::::: THAT I MISREAD THAT :::::::::::::(___)::::::::(___)::::::::smd File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-21.txt #5233 MAD COW DISEASE (Mon, 2013 Oct 21) /; ;\ __ \\____// /{_\_/ \`'\_/__ \___ (o\ /o } _____________________________/ :--' I HAVE MAD COW ,-,'`@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ \_ `__\ DISEASE ;:( @@@@@@@@@ @@@ \___(o'o) :: ) @@@@ @@@@@@ ,'@@( `====' REMEMBER THAT ?!?!?!?! :: : @@@@@: @@@@ `@@@: :: \ @@@@@: @@@@@@@) ( '@@@' ;; /\ /`, @@@@@@@@@\ :@@@@@) ::/ ) {_----------------: :~`,~~; ;;'`; : ) : / `; ; ;;;; : : ; : ; ; : `'`' / : : : : : : )_ \__; :_ ; \_\ :__\ \ \ \ : \ `^' `^' `-^-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-20.txt #5232 SOULS (Sun, 2013 Oct 20) _ _ (_\__/(,_ THE QUANTITY OF SOULS IN THE UNIVERSE | \ `_////-._ (INCLUDING HEAVEN AND HELL OF COURSE) _ _ L_/__ "=> __/`\ IS A NON-DECREASING POSITIVE INTEGER (_\__/(,_ |=====;__/___./ | \ `_////-._'-'-'-""""""` J_/___"=> __/`\ I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT jgs |=====;__/___./ SOULS ARE A FORM OF ENTROPY '-'-'-"""""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-08.txt #5220 BABY JESUS (Tue, 2013 Oct 8) . : : : . .:`. ! ,':. .. _ ,-'-. _ .. : ; _,_ ; : ,':_(._.)_:`. WHAT UP PEEPS BABY JESUS HERE /|( - )|\ / ////\\\ \ WAIT / /(\\///)\ \ \"""""""""""/ I'M HERE TO DO *WHAT* \ / `-. .-' ,\``,`/ \ ,',,/ ''`\`'---^---`'`\,`hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-01.txt #5183 TACHOMETER (Sun, 2013 Sep 1) .-"""-. / .'\ MY TACHOMETER IS STUCK ON "FAT" : o' ; bug File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-15.txt #5197 A FLEA'S PHILOSOPHICAL CONUNDRUM (Sun, 2013 Sep 15) I'M WORRIED ABOUT EPISTEMIC CLOSURE / / . tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-10.txt #5130 AN ESKIMO (Wed, 2013 Jul 10) _ (o) (_|_) THIS IS PROBABLY THE GREATEST ASCII ART DRAWING EVER CREATED BY MAN ||| Finrod File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-29.txt #5211 CLOSURES (Sun, 2013 Sep 29) ( ) ( ___...(-------)-....___ .-"" ) ( ""-. .-'``'|-._ ) _.-| / .--.| `""---...........---""` | / / | | CLOSURES ARE FOR CLOSERS | | | | \ \ | | `\ `\ | | `\ `| | _/ /\ / (__/ \ / _..---""` \ /`""---.._ .-' \ / '-. : `-.__ __.-' : : ) ""---...---"" ( : '._ `"--...___...--"` _.' jgs \""--..__ __..--""/ '._ """----.....______.....----""" _.' `""--..,,_____ _____,,..--""` `"""----"""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-04.txt #5124 PETER PAN (Thu, 2013 Jul 4) __ ",'. ",\ / Y PETER PAN IS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT , _,'--.\ NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT \_-( ;--(/\ ) NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT \'. )6,6 /) NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT \ \_ \ _, |_ NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT GAY ', '--/'---'- /_/'-._ '-'-L._ -|/ /-._ / | |-~'--._'-._/(, ,_/> / ''--~ /\<_ _/ // "-'-'\ ,~-. ._ ) / \_/ '\ / / \ | / /` _\ | ( ,/ _.-' __.' / / [((---' / / ) ) / / \/ K=/ snd / _> )_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-29.txt #5088 EVER WONDER WHY NEWSPAPER COMPANIES ARE FAILING (Wed, 2013 May 29) __________ | DOGSHIT. | |&&& ======| |=== ======| |=== == %%$| |[_] ======| |=== ===!##| ejm97 |__________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-20.txt #4990 CONSEQUENCES OF TONGUE PIERCING (Wed, 2013 Feb 20) |/| |/| |/| IF YOU ARE MALE AND HAVE A TONGUE PIERCING THEN THIS IS FOR YOU |/| |/| |/| _ |/| / ) |/|/\/ |/|\/ (___) (___) (___) (___) (___) /__/\ / ,^./\ / / \/\ / / \/\ ( ( )/) | | |/| | | |/| | | |/| ( ( )/) \ \ / / \ `---' / `-----' PhS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-15.txt #5074 EXPERIMENT COMPLETED (Wed, 2013 May 15) . /)\ / ( ) / ( ( / |) \ JIZZING ON A PREGNANCY TEST STICK / | ( ) WILL NOT MAKE IT READ POSITIVE ,=*""*=,_ | )( / =","=,= "*, ( ) /\ ( ,,_ =",="=" = ( ( ) ." "*=,"=","=\ ) ( `- ) / ,, "*=_= ; ( `-._ ) ; *@ ,, \/ (`-._ ) ; , @* ; [------] \ ; [____ ] \ *===* / \__ / ", ," |\ | ,=* *=, |\\| ," . . ", /\ |_C"=._,-" /" "\ \ .=""=. ( \\ / \ \ /\ /\ /\ (__)|.___.,| . . | ",| | | | |\ | >.__,=" "=,__.<, \/ \/ \/ |\\| \ _ / "=, "=__=") \ \/ >,_ (X) _,< "*==-==*" (__) _=" " "=_ "" / \ / \ , _ , ; (X) ; ; " ; \ / = = ", ," __,- jjs -._ >=, ,=<'_.---,,___ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-08.txt #4978 THE SUBMARINER (Fri, 2013 Feb 8) _-. ( (o) " _ |_|" - | | UP PERISCOPE " - -" -.| | - " -| | DOWN TROUSERS " _" -.|,!) "- `" -=' itz File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-01.txt #5060 A CHILLY FERRET (Wed, 2013 May 1) _,-/\^---, ;"~~~~~~~~"; _/;; ~~ {0 `---v ;" ::::: :: "\_ _/ ;; ~ _../ ;" ;; ;;; \___/:: ;;,'~~~~ ;" ;;;;. ;; ;;; :: ,/ / ;; ;;;______;;;; ;;; ::,/ /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_ ;;; ,/ | :/ / ,/ \_ ~~)/ |:| / /~~~= \;; \~~= ;:;{::~~~~~~= \__~~~= ;~~:; ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ Targon \/~~ IT'S COLD IN HERE SO WHY NOT PUT ON ALL YOUR CLOTHES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-31.txt #5304 IF YOU ASKED ME (Tue, 2013 Dec 31) ____ ,'' _,-`. ,' ,'_| MORE LIKE PHILIP K. PRICK IF YOU ASKED ME (IMHO) / / <>| : : \ : : _\ \ \ -| `. `._| `..__`-.' SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-25.txt #5298 MERRY CHRISTMAS 2014 (Wed, 2013 Dec 25) ,-.-. / ,-. \ ,-. ( |a a| ) ,-. : `( : o ; )' : ____|____(_.>-<._)____|____ (_| / \ |_) || : `.|,' : || '|___..--|_\_|_/_|-...___|' I JUST SNEEZED REALLY HARD ; | /SSt\ | : / ; ;| ,'|`. |: : \ THANKS A LOT *LAME*STREAM MEDIA / /| /|;._____.:|\ |\ \ / ,' `' / ;| |: \ `' `. \ `' / / | | \ \ `' / / ; : \ \ / / /| |\ \ \ / / / | | \ \ \ / / / ; : \ \ \ / / / /| |\ \ \ \ ( / / / | | \ \ \ ) `(_ / / ; : \ \ _)' `'.(_./___\._).`' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-19.txt #5292 TRAPPED ON A DESERT ISLAND (Thu, 2013 Dec 19) _ /_'. _ _ \ / '-. IF I HAD TO BE TRAPPED ON A DESERT ISLAND < ``-.;),--'` WITH JUST ONE MFX IT WOULD BE MFX 257 '--.______) /_/\/\_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-09.txt #5282 TOO EARLY (Mon, 2013 Dec 9) _.._..,_,_ ( ) ]~,"-.-~~[ IS IT TOO EARLY FOR A BEER .=])' (; ([ | ]:: ' [ I MEAN ANOTHER BEER '=]): .) ([ |:: ' | ~~----~~ PMH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-24.txt #4994 CRYSIS ARROW (Sun, 2013 Feb 24) ( HI I'M A SOLIDER WITH NANOTECH ARMOR INFUSION WITH ALIEN DNA \ AND RUN BY HI-TECH COMPUTERS THAT MAKES ME POST-HUMAN ) ##--------> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I HAVE A BOW AND ARROW ) / b'ger ( File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-05.txt #5064 SPLISH SPLASH (Sun, 2013 May 5) .- .- ._ * . ( ( ) `) . -. ( ( .._,-. ._ + ) ( (`(_'-' |_..} )) | . ) ( ( ( ) ) | '" - * - ) _) "-`- ["I"I"I"I"} . . .)`' ( I_I_I_I_I .-+-, ) (.I_I_I_I_I .___ )Y( ( ( - .' I_I_[#]_I . `-._/"|_ ___ + I_I_I=I_I ,/xxx._`=._.' __ I_[#]-I_I +/ <\ ___ I_I=I_I_[, ^ " " I_I_I%I_I $_I_I%%_I %%I_g%%_I ___.... MMMMa---.--,,'" %_Ia%%I_I --.._ .------"" WWWWP (( $%I%%_!^! + WWWY )) |%.%I_|*| n Am n P.----._ '/ .-/ `Y_)_|`| --.._. n . `-.' `' ^' "|\=\ ; `--. . / |\=\ `a:f ' `:. . ` ' . SPLISH SPLUMP I WAS TAKING A DUMP CAN YOU TURN THE LIGHT BACK ON PLEASE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-18.txt #4988 OBJECTIFICATION EXEMPLIFIED (Mon, 2013 Feb 18) %%%%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%% ,, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% (< ?%%%%%%%%%%% ~ % ___ //___ DON'T OBJECTIFY ME !!!!!!11 / | '/ (* )( *) | ', SIGNED, MATHBABE6969 XOXO ################## b'ger """""""""""""""""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-11.txt #5070 BACKUPS (Sat, 2013 May 11) ____________________ _____________ | | | || || | | _ | || || BETTER BACK UP THESE SPREADSHEETS |------| | `-._|\ || || | | | \ ||___________|| | | | _ / | _______ | |------|------.---|_.-' |/ | | __ | | | | | | | | |__|| | |______|______|______| '--|_______|--' Bateau File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-11.txt #5193 LUFTBALLONS (Wed, 2013 Sep 11) __ ," ". _ .---. _ /# \ SO HOW MANY LUFTBALLONS ARE WE ,' `. ,' `.." ". ,--. ARE WE TALKING HERE ?!?!?!?? |# `/ # (# ) / ) `. | ) (`.__/ / BETWEEN 80 AND 120 ?!?!?!?!? `. \ ( )/'/ / `.\ /) (( / / DO WE FEEL GOOD ABOUT THOSE NUMBERS `. .'( )y / >_<\ `._.'( / BETWEEN 90 AND 100 MAYBE ?!?!?!?!? / ) /'-`.->,-' ( ( ( ( ) ) ) hjw ( File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-28.txt #5148 BALLS (Sun, 2013 Jul 28) _____ __-' _._`--. _/ . \-. \ / ' .' -\ IMAGINE A BALL IN EACH HAND ) |_. / .-. `. ') | _/ `-' `-.____) DELIGHTFUL ( / .="". /"`= ) .- .< o)). ( o> ` (P `" | ' "' ) \)\/)) -. ) ' . ( _ ((\/(/ \)\\< /))\.\ `\ _/( ) | __/ )((\ >//(/ \ \\\_/_____,----. ._ `-' , /,----.__'__\_/// / \ ` `. \.__.-/ ,' / `-------------, \ `==-' / ,--------------' ' | \ - / | | /`-----'\- /`-----'\ ejm/a:f | / \ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-05.txt #5187 MS. PAC-MAN'S DRUG PROBLEM (Thu, 2013 Sep 5) Y\ /Y | \ _ / | _____ | =(_)= | ,-~" "~-. ,-~\/^ ^\/~-. ,^ ___ ___ ^. ,^ ___ ___ ^. / .^ ^. .^ ^. \ / .^ ^. .^ ^. \ Y l O! l O! Y Y lo ! lo ! Y I WISH WE l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[ l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[ HAD NEVER MET l^~"-------------"~^I l^~"-------------"~^I !\, ,/! ! ! BECAUSE NOW I'M \ ~-.,_______,.-~ / \ / ADDICTED TO ENERGIZERS ^. .^ ^. .^ "-.._____.,-" "-.._____.,-" -Row File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-14.txt #5134 PROSE STYLIST (Sun, 2013 Jul 14) /\ /\ ( \\ // ) \ \\ // / \_\\||||//_/ \/ _ _ \ \/|(O)(O)| \/ | | I'M NOT A WRITER ___________________\/ \ / // // |____| I'M A "PROSE STYLIST" // || / \ //| \| \ 0 0 / // \ ) V / \____/ // \ / ( / "" \ /_________| |_/ / /\ / | || / / / / \ || | | | | | || | | | | | || |_| |_| |_|| \_\ \_\ \_\\ Hard File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-24.txt #5236 RAGING PLANET (Thu, 2013 Oct 24) . . * . . . . * . . . . . . * . . . . * . . * . . . * . . * . . . * . . . . * . . . . . * . . . .-o--. . * . . . . . . . . * * . :O o O : . . ____ * . . . . . . . . : O. Oo; . . `. ````.---...___ . * . . . * . `-.O-' . * . . \_ ; \`.-'```--..__. . . * . . . . . ,'_,-' _,-' ``--._ . * . . . . * . . . -' ,-' `-._ * . . * . . . ,-' _,-._ ,`-. . . . . . * . . '--. _ _.._`-. `-._ | `_ . * . . . . . . ; ,' ' _ `._`._ `. `,-'' `-. . . . . . . ,-' \ `;. `. ;` `._ _/\___ `. . * . . * \ \ , `-' ) `':_ ; \ `. . * . . . * \ _; ` ,; __; `. . . . . . '-.; __, ` _,-'-.--''' \-: `. * . . . * . )`-..---' `---'' \ `. . . . . . . . .' `. `. ` . * . . . / `. `. ` * . . / `. `. ' . . * / RAGING EARTH !!!!! `. `. _'. . . . . | `._\-' ' . . . | MORE LIKE RAGING BONERS !!!1!111 `.__, \ * . . *. . | \ \. . . | GET IT BECAUSE THAT'S RUDE \ \ . * jrei * File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-30.txt #5242 DIE WIPING (Wed, 2013 Oct 30) __ IT'S THE DIE WIPING SERIES !!11 /==\ .-. \==/ - DIE WIPING /oo\ __{") =.-\\//-- ":-|-----.= - DIE WIPING 2: WIPE HARDER =.' .||. _;_) .'= =.' `:--:' -' .'= - DIE WIPING 3: WITH A VENGEANCE =.'l42 (____) .'= ='-----------------'= - DIE WIPING 4: LIVE FREE OR WIPE HARD - DIE WIPING 5: HOLY SHIT DID THEY REALLY MAKE A FIFTH ONE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-18.txt #5230 MERCURY THE HETERODOX HETEROSEXUAL (Fri, 2013 Oct 18) /__ /_=. |\ ___ | ; _.--/.=` I WONDER IF MERCURY WAS GAY | | '-s, ) | \ /` g/ \ '. L_ /` \ \_| \__ o \ - . -( '. =.I.= '| | . '.__W '-- '-- \-._ $ \ : / '-I\ (= = | <|/ _ \' ; \ I /_< :T ) (/_ \| / __.-' \ | |\' .'`\ \ | /__.-' "` | ( \ \ \ ) ___ \ |/.=' \ \ NOPE LOOKS TOTALLY HETERO TO ME snd _/ / ""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-19.txt #5231 SCIENCE REPORTER (Sat, 2013 Oct 19) . .' \ .' . .' ...'.` ___.-. .' ...'.' _.---' `..' ...'.' __.---' .' ...'.' .--' .' ...'.'. /` .' ...'.' `. / .' ...'.' `. / .' ...'.' `-. / .' ...'.' `. / ` _.-.' ...' `-._____.-' / / .' ...' /` /.'. ...' / .' .`.' \ / .' ...' | \ / I'M A SCIENCE REPORTER !!!!! /\ .' ...' \ | / / .' ...' / \ | I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK /_/ .' ...' / | | |' I'M TALKING ABOUT AND DON'T `._..' .-------.__________.' PLAN ON ME EVEN ATTEMPTING .' .'---- TO LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT IT EVER .' | | | .' .... | | .' ...'| \ __.' | ___ / \...' \_`------------------._____ ___.---' / .-' | | \__/ `--.__ _.-' /.-' \__/ `------' ' VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-31.txt #5243 GREEN TWITTER ICONS (Thu, 2013 Oct 31) ()._ _.--. (##)_`-. / . ``u (##), ` `. LOOK AT ALL THE \__) _/ (##),--. \ GREEN TWITTER ICONS !!!! | --' ()' \ \ / | | | ,' \ _,' / CLICK / BANG ,' | ,;--// / ___\ |/ ___V__{(_ | ' \| || ,'-===- `,'| __| ,' /| || |""""""""|-L| ,`__. < _)))_))) |________|,' gnv (,' ool File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-25.txt #5237 THE BIPEDAL DRAGON'S STATEMENT FOR THE COURT RECORD (Fri, 2013 Oct 25) /| |\ ; : : : | Y, ,P | | Yb. __ ,dP | l\ YMMb,_ _,/ \,_ _,dMMP /f MY BONER j; `YMMP' `--' `YMMP' ;j BLEW UP : \ YP`-._ _.-'YP / ; \ `\, _,\_ _/,_ ,/' / / `,_, \`o> `'-. .--'/ .--'` ._ `/ <_ >,-' ._'.. ..__ . ' '-. EINSTEIN WAS WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!! .-' .'` `'. '. > / >`-. .-'< \ , '._\ ABOUT CHOCOLATE CAKE (IT'S DELICIOUS) / ; '-._> <_.-' ; '._> `> ,/ /___\ /___\ \_ / `.-|(| \o_/ \o_/ |)|` jgs \; \ ;/ \ .-, )-. / /` .'-'. `\ ;_.-`.___.'-.; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-19.txt #4989 PARACHUTE OR FIST (Tue, 2013 Feb 19) __,-, ____ ,-' \ \ _( ) \ | / ,' \ \ \ (__ ) --( )-- / \ \ _,==; (___) / | \ / \ \.,="| | \ \ /' | | IS THIS A PARACHUTE OR A FIST ??? YOU DECIDE, AMERICA \ /'--,_o_| `<'_,---|#, pb ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-10.txt #5069 THE MOLE (Fri, 2013 May 10) _____ \"_ _"/ |(>)-(<)| ../ " O " \.. sjw----""(((:-.,_,.-:)))""-------- I'M A MOLE ***WITH GLASSES*** !!!!1!11 DOESN'T THAT JUST BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-04.txt #5063 THE OFFER OF THE RATTLESNAKE (Sat, 2013 May 4) _.--.... _....---;:'::' ^__/ .' `'`___....---=-'` IF YOU LET ME BITE YOU /::' (` I WILL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES \' `:. `\::. ';-"":::-._ {} _.--'`\:' .'`-.`'`.' `{I} .-' `' .;;`\::. '. _: {-I}`\ .' .:. `:: _)::: _;' `{=I}.:| /. ::::`":::` ':'.-'`':. {_I}::/ |:. ':' ::::: .':'`:. `'|':|:' \: .:. ''' .:| .:, _:./':.| jgs '--.:::...---'\:'.:`':`':./ '-::..:::-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-25.txt #4995 HEAVY METAL POISONING (Mon, 2013 Feb 25) ____ (_ _) WHEN I GET HEAVY METAL POISONING . . / / WILL YOU ALL PROMISE TO JUST .`_._'_.. / / MAKE CONSTANT FUN OF ME NO MATTER WHAT \ o / / / Pru \ / / _/ /_ WHAT `. ~. `\___/'./~.' /.~'`. .`'`.`.'`'`.~.`'~.`'`.~` NO REASON File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-08.txt #5281 HOVER TO EXPERIENCE (Sun, 2013 Dec 8) , , ,',' ; ; `.`. HOVER TO EXPERIENCE !!111 ) ; ,,,-',' CAN WE ALSO MAKE IT SO THAT _____,,,,---''",,,-' IF THEY CLICK ON IT ___,,--'""_____,,,,--''"" THE EXPERIENCE BEGINS __,,--'"__,,--'""" ,-"_,,--'"" ; ,' .,------,....___ ; ; / ; """`---.._ `.``-.._____,,,,,/ ; ""``. ``--...___;;;;/-"""""-; \ ```; ; ;; ; ; / ; ;"----....;___ ; ;; ;-,,,,,___ ""`"--..._ ,' ; ; ; """"``---...__""-...,-' ,' ; ; "`-....,-' / `-._ _-------_ ,' PK "`--'"""""""""``--.. ,,' ""`---'" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-20.txt #5293 NO REQUESTS WITHOUT A TIP (Fri, 2013 Dec 20) _"_ % (< ? ` " __||___ I'LL PLACE A SOFLAM FOR 20 TOK |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-22.txt #5295 BANNED IN CHINA (Sun, 2013 Dec 22) A _,-' `-._ _-'_________`-_ ``---\_ _/---`` (_ - _) \_._/ 8 BATTLEFIELD 4 WAS BANNED IN CHINA __H__ 8 \ | / 8 BECAUSE REASONS |\ | /| 8 _|_|||_|_8 `-,/ \,-'8. | | `8< | | |-,-| gnv'-'-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-27.txt #4997 STARCRAFT II EXPANSION PACK (Wed, 2013 Feb 27) .--. _/_._|--. _.;/ 7 ;\-' WELCOME TO )o(o / STARCRAFT II: MORE BORING SHIT _'./= /\___ / |'-'> \ _/ /(><)\ \ / '.|| /| | LOADING LOADING LOADING LOADING LOAD ( ' | \_/ \ | ING LOADING LOADING LOADING LOADING |;. /`-, \ | LOADING LOADING LOADING LOADING LOAD |'| |-' / / ING LOADING LOADING LOADING LOADING 2"""s, ||| \ | | LOADING LOADING LOADING LOADING LOAD 2)6,6 22 |:| \ | | ING LOADING LOADING LOADING LOADING S2\ = /22 |: | | \ LOADING LOADING LOADING LOADING LOAD sS_) S2s | | | | ING LOADING LOADING LOADING LOADING /} / |2sS \ | | | LOADING LOADING LOADING LOADING LOAD | \(-Y-/ S s. | | | | ING LOADING LOADING LOADING LOADING / /\\_/ /'-._\__ | _|____\_____ ____/_/__}_\_\____',~'-------' / \_ _/- \ _.=._.-=,__.=-=' ' =' '-_.='=-,_.=-,--=' _ -' _.=._ -' '=- snd .=' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-12.txt #5071 THE BOXER (Sun, 2013 May 12) /////' ' # o I GET HIT IN THE DICK A LOT C - | ___ ' =__' ___ (` _ \_ | | _/ ') \ (__\ ,---- _ |----. /__)- | \__ ( ( / ) ) __/ |_X_\/ \. # _.| \/_X_| | \ /( / /\ / | \ / ( , / \ _/ /______/ [:::::::] /*%*%*%*%*\ >%*%#%*%*%| /%*%*#*%*%*\ ######^###### b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-06.txt #5065 MY BACKDRAFT VHS COPY RULE (Mon, 2013 May 6) .------------------------. |\\//////// 90 min | | \/ __ ______ __ | | / \|\.....|/ \ | | \__/|/_____|\__/ | | A | | ________________ | |___/_._o________o_._\___| wtx PLEASE DO NOT STROKE ONE OUT TO MY VHS COPY OF "BACKDRAFT" BUT FEEL FREE TO COPY IT TO A BLANK TAPE AND STROKE IT LIKE AN OLYMPIC SWIMMER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-06.txt #5188 CLOSET OR REFRIGERATOR (Fri, 2013 Sep 6) ___________,_____ | | # |=====| | | (_) |=====| IS THIS A CLOSET OR A REFRIGERATOR ?????? |> _ |_____|=====| | [_] | | | | |_____|=====| | | |_____| | ] |_____| | | |_____|=====| | | ___ |_____| |> |[___]| | | |[___]|=====| WHO CARES LET'S DO LOTS OF METH |_____|=====|_____| jgs [###########] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-12.txt #5194 KEEP CALM (Thu, 2013 Sep 12) uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u" uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u ENOUGH WITH THE "KEEP CALM" u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u HORSESHIT KTHXBAI u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$" ... "$... ...$" ... "$$$ ... "$$$ $ $ $$$u `"$$$$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$ $$$ $$$ $ $ $$$$$$uu "$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$ """ u$$$ $ $ $$$""$$$ $$$$ $$$u "$$$" u$$ $$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$....,$$$$$..$$$$$....,$$$$..$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u """""""""""""""""" u" """""""""""""""""""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-17.txt #5137 CHEEK BITING (Wed, 2013 Jul 17) o |'-._ | '-._ | _.-' |.--' _____ | _.-' ___ '-._ | .' _.-' '-._ '. | / .' .-. '. \| / / .' '. \ \ I BET MY CHEEK THE OTHER DAY / / .' .-. '. \ \ AND I BIT IT AGAIN JUST NOW '-' / ( W ) \ '-' '-' | G '-' | '-' '-'_|_ \ | _|_'-' /-- '---------' --\ / ((Q)) ((Q)) \ (=========================) FUCK THIS PLANET ^-----. _____ .-----^ |_-_| )__|_____|__( |_-_| |_-_|// \\|_-_| |_-_| |_-_| LGB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-03.txt #5123 MANUAL MYSQL QUERY (Wed, 2013 Jul 3) __ ~%( o`=- \ \ / / MESSAGE BEGINS __/~~\__ ( / ~~ \ ) | | | | IF YOU USE "\G" IN YOUR MANUAL MYSQL QUERIES \| |/ THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING PEDOPHILE ___vv__vv__nmf / `` '' \ |_____________| MESSAGE ENDS ~`/%%%%\`~ / %% \ ~@ /``\ @~ / %% %% \ ~@ / \ @~ / %% %% \ ~/@/~ ~\@\~ (\/ \/) `(~ ~)` `(_(@) (@)_)` (_`____`_) !$%$%$! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-27.txt #5239 JUSTIFIED USE OF DEADLY FORCE (Sun, 2013 Oct 27) _- (( }`_____ Q: )))__.-` QUICK PEOPLE WHAT ARE THE CRITERIA FOR THE (((--'| JUSTIFIED USE OF DEADLY FORCE IN SELF-DEFENSE \ ' | .') )|_!_.-' ( / \ ` ) A: / ' \ ` ( 1. NUTS / ' \ ` ) 2. NUT / ' _/ 3. NU / _!____.-'\ 4. N /_.-'/_/ ( \ \_\ /, '-.__ ` \ (_`__ ejm |`_ |`_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-26.txt #5238 SO-CALLED LOW-RISE CAP (Sat, 2013 Oct 26) ___ .-"`` `'. I AM A BASEBALL CAP OR .' \ MORE LIKE A SO-CALLED LOW-RISE CAP / \ | _.-"-._ | __..-"` `. '---'``-._ / I'M USING THE PHRASE "SO-CALLED" CORRECTLY jgs ``--....-'` EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-02.txt #5122 MAURA TIERNEY (Tue, 2013 Jul 2) _ / } MAURA TIERNEY NEEDED BIGGER TITS /'.\ _/ ) (`- THAT IS ALL ( ,) |/ /| ' ` Elb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-16.txt #5136 STORM (Tue, 2013 Jul 16) ,-'-. _., . ( '("'-' '). PISS UND DRANG ( ' (( |. )\/( ) '( )) | () |" | | ') ( . ,-. ,-.. __.) /) / ' / PjP / /) / / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-13.txt #5195 CRAY (Fri, 2013 Sep 13) _ _ /)\/)\ //_// I LIKE SAYING "CRAY" /( oo INSTEAD OF "CRAZY" /__`-' BECAUSE I AM /.-./ "A USELESS STUPID FUCKWAD" /__ / // // // // _//_// OO )/ )/ .||. jg __ ' ' _________ bb __ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-07.txt #5189 MISOGYNIST (Sat, 2013 Sep 7) .-------. / \ I WISH YOU'D BE LESS MISOGYNIST | \_ \ (-).' (.\`` NOW CARRY ME INTO THE KITCHEN (I AM NOT WEARING SHOES) | `- - / /___ 7 .-------. / / \| / \ ( \ \ | '` /\|/ \ \ | .- ` `\ / ` ,\ \ |\_ _Z / ``-----'. ." `--' / \ '-. __) / __ '-. '-.. ) | (BP'---------.| `-. `'\ .'' / -.``-|__.' | / / '. / \ / _/ \/ '. \ \ \ '----------'. '. \ / '. '. \ /____ '. ' \ .' '---- '--| \ .' `-. /\ \ | /'\ \ \ / \ \ \ '. \ / \ \ / '._ \ \ \ \__ /__---' '. \ `/ \ \___ \ \ \ \___\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-07.txt #5066 WHAT IS THIS II (Tue, 2013 May 7) .-"""-. / o\ | o 0).-. | .-;(_/ .-. \ / /)).---._| `\ , '. ' /(( `'-./ _/| \ .' ) .-.;` / '. | `\-' '._ -' / jgs ``""--`------` IF YOU SEE THIS THING IN YOUR BACKYARD, PLEASE RETURN IT TO MY TOILET REWARD: SEX WITH MY HAND File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-13.txt #5072 THE HELPFUL BOOKWORM (Mon, 2013 May 13) .-..-. (-o/\o-) READING IS FUN !!!! /`""``""`\ \ /.__.\ / BUT HEROIN IS MORE FUN \ `--` / `) (' , /::::\ , |'.\::::/.'| _| ';::;' |_ (::) || (::) _. "| || |" _(:) '. || .' /::\ '._||_.' \::/ /::::\ /:::\ \::::/ _\:::/ /::::\_.._ _.._ _.._ _.._/::::\ \::::/::::\/::::\/::::\/::::\::::/ jgs `""`\::::/\::::/\::::/\::::/`""` `""` `""` `""` `""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-26.txt #4996 USS OBAMA (Tue, 2013 Feb 26) | -+- ---#--- __|_|__ __ \_____/ ||\________ __ __ __ \_____/ ^---------^ ||\__||\__||\__|___ | '-O-` -^---------^--^----^___.-------------.___.--------.___.------ `-------------|-------------------------------|-------------' \___ | \ o O o / | ___/ \____/ \ / \____/ | \ / | | \|/ | | | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS II FEATURES AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER NAMED AFTER BARACK OBAMA WHY WOULD THE U.S. NAVY NAME SOMETHING AFTER A MUSLIM ???????? 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E:::::::z! ;Zz37` \z3. ::;:::::::::::::::;=' ./355F \z3x. ::~=======' ,c253F "tz3=. ..c5t32^ "=zz3==... ...=t3z13P^ `*=zjzczIIII3zzztE3>*^` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-12.txt #5285 X-MEN (Thu, 2013 Dec 12) | | [STACK OVERFLOW] |_____| | | | | XMEN> |_____| | | | | XMEN> |_____| | | | | XMEN> |_____| | | | | XMEN> |_____| | | | | XMEN> |_____| | | | | XMEN> |_____| | | | | XMEN> |_____| | | | | XMEN> |_____| | | | | XMEN> |_____| | | | | XMEN> |_____| | | | | XMEN> |_____| tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-06.txt #5279 HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG (Fri, 2013 Dec 6) ___ __//_\\__ ___________ _-~ ~ ~ ~-_ ,-~~ ~~-, ,/ \, `-__ ,- ,- ,-__-' `-__ __-' | ~~~~~~~~~~~ | | ~~~~~~~~~~~ | I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED | ,- _ _ ,- | | ,- _ _ ,- | BURNING MAN AGAIN | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | `- `_ `_ `- | | `- `_ `_ `- | `-__ __-' `-__ __-' ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ rmcn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-22.txt #5081 MAX AND MORITZ (Wed, 2013 May 22) ANOTHER FUTURE FUTURE PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE | | | | | v v ,=, __ __ ' )) ./////||\\\. .-'~ `-. ((//'' ''\\)) // \\ G/ @ o @ \? (( e , e )) \ .__. / ,_//\ ._, /\\_) `-.__.-' `-' `.__.' `-' _.-' /\ '-. .--<_ _;.-. / _/ \_ `\/ |O \ / \| |/ / | \ / ' o\ / '/ ; | > ) mb /|._o/__\.__|\___)_.--.__/_./mic File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-03.txt #4973 DEUS EX DLC (Sun, 2013 Feb 3) \ | / I WOULD LIKE TO SPEND THREE PRAXIS ON AN AUGMENT THAT -- o -- ALLOWS ME TO PUNCH HOOKERS WITHOUT HAVING TO LOOK AT THEM / | \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ \/'-'\/\/'-'\/\/'-'\/\/'-'\/\/'_'\/\/'-'\/\/'-'\/ \_;_/ \_;_/ \_;_/ \_;_/ \_;_/ \_;_/ \_;_/ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ m1a File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-17.txt #4987 GRUMPY CAT (Sun, 2013 Feb 17) _._ _,-'""`-._ YEAH OKAY WE GET IT CRUMPY CAT IS FUNNY LOOKING (,-.`._,'( |\`-/| `-.-' \ )-`( , o o) -bf- `- \`_`"'- WE FUCKING GET IT ALREADY GIVE IT A REST File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-27.txt #5147 MUPPET SPECIES (Sat, 2013 Jul 27) __ __ / '. .' \ | |`\ \ / /`| | \.--' '-' '--./ .' .-'"'"'-. '. / .-(((( ))))-. \ .' / =/_o/___\o_\= \ '. .' / .-' '-. \ '. <--- FROG / / / \ \ \ / | \ \ / / | \ | \ /-`.__.__.`-\ / | \ \ ` \.-./ ` / / \ '-._ , '-' , _.-' / '. /()`'-'-=-'-'`()\ .' jgs `/`\ '()()()()()() /`\` .---. .---. ( -o- )---( -o- ) ;-...-` `-...-; / \ / \ | /_ _\ | \`'.`'"--.....--"'`.'`/ <--- PIG \ '. `._.` .' / _.-''. `-.,___,.-` .''-._ `--._ `'-._______.-'` _.--` jgs / \ /.-'`\ .'. /`'-.\ ` '.' '.' ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-22.txt #5204 GHETTO U (Sun, 2013 Sep 22) | \ _ / -= (_) =- .\/. / \ .\\//o\\ ,\/. | ,~ //o\\|,\/. ,.,., ,\/. ,\//o\\ |\ | |//o\ /###/#\ //o\ /o\\| /| \ ^^|^^|^~|^^^|' '|:|^^^|^^^^^|^^|^^^""""""""("~~~~~~~~/_|__\~~~~~~~~~~ .|'' . | '''""'"''. |`===`|'' '"" "" " (" ~~~~ ~ ~======~~ ~~ ~ jgs^^ ^^^ ^ ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^ ^^ "" """( " ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~ SRSLY R U ON VACATION (A MINUET IN GHETTO U) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-17.txt #5229 MOVING (Thu, 2013 Oct 17) . `. | `. | | _ __________ | ( ) ._ <-- WHAT'S THIS FUCKING GUY DOING `-n |/ (_,/ / /\, `-n. `--`' GET TO WORK YOU LAZY / /\, `-n-.\\_ SHITHEAD UNIONIZED WORKER (, \< `-=======. //\_,)) .'|------. \`( )') .'| |------. \ V / .' | |------. ) ( | | r------ ( [ _\ | r-' | | )/ \) | r-' | | L \>r-' | .=======-' | .------|`. .------| `. .------| |`. _ ___a:f_______ ------n | `. 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( | r-' | / /| \.-' /,\ \ | r-' | //'\| \\ > r-' ' ------------------- ------------------ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-03.txt #5215 THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION (Thu, 2013 Oct 3) || || _.-.|| I VOTED FOR OBAMA AND HE'S SOOOOO DISAPPOINTING /'_. || (/? &\|| SO GLLLLLLLLLK DEAD < (//) (_// \) .((-~~~')\ /~ . \ ( | | ) |~-/' |~|' | ) | ) | .' __.'.' | :`~~~ )) (w) _/' | ~i~ | | | | ( | ( | | | Ts97 | |-.' )~-.'_) / /'' `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-02.txt #5214 THE GNOME'S SUPERPOWERS (Wed, 2013 Oct 2) \ | / , ,-`````````'-. `-.\ | /,' / `. `. \ | / ,' ---- --- / _,---''''--.,| `.\| /,' --, `-. | |. __ . __,(| --- --- ,' /_\\_\_ | | ' ` `. `|/ / `. \ \ `._ |() |, `. \ /` ,| \ `. \ -' `-.__ \__/ `, . _ )|/' \/ | \ `. -' `--,/| '`-'`'_`''-| \ `-._ `| {`-`} \ \ `-._ \, ``' |` ,---' `-. | \,-' |\ `\ \ \ ` \, \ I AM A GNOME WITH SUPERPOWERS / \ |` | \, / \ BUT MY SIZE WILL NEVER BE FIXED / `' | | | / | / _ __ , ,'___, / _ ' /,-`--'/ ' / / Zeus `-' `--..'-----'----'---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-16.txt #5228 THE WHEELBARROW'S FLAG (Wed, 2013 Oct 16) _______ ___________________________.'.------` '---------------------------.' `. .' .-//`. .' 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LGB \_| `- -' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-23.txt #5205 SWORD SIMULATOR (Mon, 2013 Sep 23) ___ ( (( ) )) .::. / /( 'M .-;-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-/| ((::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.._ (J ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( | )) -====================================- _.> `P `-;-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-\| ((::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::'' `::' \ \( ) )) OH NO (_(( NEAL STEPHENSON'S SWORD SIMULATOR HAS BEEN SHELVED ALSO SHELVED: - NEIL GAIMAN'S WOMAN SIMULATOR - CLIVE BARKER'S NAGGER - STEPHEN KING'S THE SOMETHINGS AND - AMERICAN MCGEE'S ALYSSA MILANO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-26.txt #5146 THE SWIMMER'S DILEMMA (Fri, 2013 Jul 26) ,---. / /\ | /O( \_/ _/ I CAN'T SWIM ___) (___ .' // \\ `. .' _/ \ / \_ `. / /( `-' )\ \ ( < \ -' `- / > ) `. \__) (__/ .' `.__} {__.' / `._.' \ | | | | | | \ | / \ | / (_ | _) | | | | | | \ | / \ | / )|( / | \ \_|_/ hjw BHGLBGHULBGULHABGBHGULHA SEE / ___ / /` _\ | / 0|--. - / \_|0`/ /.`'._/) - ~ -^_| /-_~ ^- ~_` - -~ _ - ~ -| | - ~ - ~ - jgs \ \, ~ - ~ \_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-16.txt #4986 BATTLESTAR GALACTICA REBOOT REWATCH (Sat, 2013 Feb 16) /'-\ .-=-. / " \ _ .-'-. .' _ '. | .-\oo) ( \ / .-. \ / .' '. \ / | ~jgs^~`~^~`~^~`~^~`~^~^~`^~^~`^~^~^~^~^~` I JUST WATCHED THE WHOLE BATTLESTAR GALACTICA SERIES REBOOT AGAIN FOR REASONS THAT ARE NOT ENTIRELY CLEAR EVEN TO ME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-02.txt #4972 DEATH BLOSSOM (Sat, 2013 Feb 2) ___ . _~"| ~~ ~.\.~ / : / / \_ ?"" ; ` ,' ) /-, / . . . | I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT / ~-_ / dp . . | THEY MEANT IN THE 80S MOVIE .%"": .? |: . . . | % '. . \|:. . .. . . / / '. '.: : :| : .. . . _/ / ~~~::. .:: ::. . .::.:. ..'~ \::... `'.. : : : " . :. . ~~| _____ (:::. .. '.: .:.::. : . : "/__-"" -- )"".> --~~~__. ::::*## :.:.:) : .:` ~\ |..::' >> ####### '.: .' . .` ? \_.___ :''> ######### ::.". ~ ..~'" |, _">~____~~::. #* )#### : ..~ . ) /:.:'';.:::_- _-#####*:;: ::>,, } o__o___q~_-" _-"###### .:.'' ..~~ ~ | ( o() &@&__--" *::####::" ";.. ~~...::.) (o& O& O?S).` .:':::*: : ~~~... "/ oS %@&>/ .:' ::::: :. .~ "'. { \~*~~"" __:/ "::::..L ~ ''/ |::' /##) :':::::\ . % \:; . |#/ : :::::::-___ -" \::::: | : :::::::::::\----" \::::::|:. : :::::::::::| \::::::|' . : ::::::::::::| -::::/ \ :.'::::::::::::/ ~__/ \. ;:.::::::::::_/ \::.::::::::::::/ EB --_;::::::_-~/ """""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-23.txt #5082 ONE THOUSAND (Thu, 2013 May 23) __ ______ ______ ______ __ ______ ______ ______ / |/ __ |/ __ |/ __ | / |/ __ |/ __ |/ __ | /_/ | | //| | | //| | | //| | /_/ | | //| | | //| | | //| | | | |// | | |// | | |// | | | | |// | | |// | | |// | | | | /__| | /__| | /__| | | | /__| | /__| | /__| | |_|\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ |_|\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ __ ______ ______ _ .,., __ ______ ______ ______ / |/ __ |/ __ |/ (((((()) |/ __ |/ __ |/ __ | /_/ | | //| | | //| | ((('. .`) | | //| | | //| | | //| | | | |// | | |// | | ((G \ |) |// | | |// | | |// | | | | /__| | /__| (((` ~ , | | /__| | |_|\_____/ \___ .((\.:v: .-----------, \_____/ __ ______ _____ __/( `"'.__ | \ |: ______ / |/ __ |/ __ .~~ `\ / ~.| . :| __ | /_/ | | //| | | // / `Y | `-._____. | | //| | | | |// | | |// | ___ | | : ( |// | | | | /__| | /_ | ` . | : | /__| | |_|\_____/ \___ | (_ : | .+ - a:f __/ __ ______ ___ `. ~~-. ` | ,' / |/ __ |/ __ _"-._('`)__/~~~~o`--___ _13-11-97_ /_/ | | //| | | / |"-. |\\\ `--=--` \ | | |// | | |// | `-.`"". .-' | | /__| | /__| | `-. `--' |_|\_____/ \_____ | `-. I JUST GOT REJECTED BY A __ ______ _____ | "- WOMAN FOR THE 1000TH TIME / |/ __ |/ __ | | /_/ | | //| | | // | | SO I MADE THIS ASCII ART | | |/ /| | |// | TO CELEBRATE | | / | | / | | |_|\_____/ \_____/ "-. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-07.txt #5280 PALINDROME (Sat, 2013 Dec 7) _ __ _ _ __ _ _ | | __ _ / _| __| |_ __ __ _| |/ _| __| |___ __ _ __| | | |/ _` | |_ / _` | '_ \ / _` | | |_ / _` / __|/ _` |/ _` | | | (_| | _| (_| | | | | (_| | | _| (_| \__ \ (_| | (_| | |_|\__, |_| \__,_|_| |_|\__, |_|_| \__,_|___/\__, |\__,_| |___/ |___/ |___/ tQn THIS IS WHAT WORDOLOGISTS CALL A PALINDROME BECAUSE IT'S BORING AND NOBODY GIVES A SHIT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-13.txt #5286 SHREK FOUR (Fri, 2013 Dec 13) . . /:\ . '"-"""-"' ( . . ) SHREK ????? \ (_) / \_v_/ MORE LIKE SHREK FOUR **STARS** /\-----/\ \|-----|/CJ | | | _ | | |_) | | | | | | | | | _ | | |_ | | |_ | | | | | | __ | | / | | /_ | | | | | Pru|_____| '-------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-05.txt #5278 INTERNET CHESS (Thu, 2013 Dec 5) + \\^// ~~ 1 III ,o/ [#] (#) ,o/ III 1 _[#]__[#]__(#)_[_#_](_#_)_(#)__[#]__[#]_ INTERNET CHESS PEOPLE ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 2 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 2 PAWN TO KING'S FOUR _(#)__(#)__(#)__(#)_ _(#)__(#)__(#)_ ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: NUTS TO MY FACE 3::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 3 ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: QUEERS TO MY HOME ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 4 ::::: ::::: _ ::::: :::::4 CASTLING HER IN THE TOILET ::::: :::::_(#)_::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 5::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 5 ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 6 ::::: ::::: ::::: :::::6 ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: THOSE BALLS IN MY FACE ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ARE LIKE AN OFFICIAL STAMP 7 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 7 _(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)_ THERE'S A CPU IN MY DICK + \\^// 8 III ,o/ [ ] ( ) ,o/ III 8 BEEP BOOP _[_]__[_]__(_)_[___](___)_(_)__[_]__[_]_ H G F E D C B A IT'S BIONIC File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-11.txt #5284 WEEKLY STATUS REPORT (Wed, 2013 Dec 11) /~\ | _ | (BONG NOISES) || || || || (GLUGS AND CLINKING BOTTLES) || || || || (QUIET SOBBING ABOUT AALIYAH) | | `\/' GB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-28.txt #4998 SECULAR AHUMANISM (Thu, 2013 Feb 28) emmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ CAN'T I BE A SECULAR *A*HUMANIST """"""|_____ ) """""""""--------""" Elijah File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-21.txt #5080 THE HIPPIE'S ADMISSION (Tue, 2013 May 21) ___ ///\\\/---- ||//\///\\\\ /`-.__\\\\///| /_ _ `--._| ___-`---.___ | ---------- `-.__| ----------( \.-.@ @_ \\\\\\ ------------| `-'-.(_)--/\\\\\ /////------//| `-' )\\\\\\ /////------///\ `--'\ /"\\\\\\\\\\ ////--------///\ `-' /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ .-. _ //////------////>---'\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ | | / ) _ ////////////// |__| )\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ | |/ / / `. _ ////////.-' >\ <-._.--.\\\\\\\\\ _|__ /_ ( \ . .' ) /////// ( .- ( )() ( )_)\\\\\\\ / __)-' ) `- | |/ //// ( ) ( )|--'() ( ) \\\\\\\\ \ `(.-') .---/ _() /// ( ) () | /() ( ) \\\\\\ > ._>-' ()+8 8 | | ( )( ) | /( ) ( ) \ / \/ ()+8 8/-()__ / ( )( ) \/ ( ) ( )\ \ /\ / |8 8| `. | () ( ).--.( ) ( )-\ \ / | ()+||||-() (_/ _/ /| ()/ || \ ) ()()\ \__/ / .-`|||| /\\ / / ()|/ \ () \ `. /| | (_ |||| .' _/-/ ()\/||\/() \-. \ / ||( \_ .' 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[' ", _ ; | (2" "`\ `:`\, _' |[``-_`~\ FGGHFGHFHGFHGFHHGFH HORRIBLE DIARRHEA \|\\ _/"' "--" itz File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-09.txt #5068 THE VERY STRAIGHT OKAPI (Thu, 2013 May 9) EWWWWWW _/ SETTLE DOWN FUCKFACE I'M _,_/_ JUST REACHING FOR THE SAME \ (/ < \) LEAVES AS YOU ARE WE'RE \ _/|\_ NOT DATING OR ANYTHING \ (/ | \) \) / __ <`-,-,_,-, ,-,_,-,-'7 __ \_;> ^ _<---' `--->_ ^ <`_/ ) _,-' `-,_ ( / / \ \ __ ,' / \ `, )_\ _,-' / \ \ \_ _,-_-,_ _,-' / _,-_-,_ _,-', \ \_/\,_ ` `' \ /\,_ ` ' \ /\,_ ` | _/\,_ ` | |\,_` ) , < __/ |\,_` ) , < \\_`/,_,_ _\,_ _/ _/ /_/ \\_`/,_,__\,_ _/ _/ |\_/\,_| ` )=| |=( |\_/\,_| )=| |=( /\_/ \_| \-| |-/ /\_/ \_| \-| |-/ \ ) < ) < / \ > \ ) < ) < / \ > \\ \\ \| |/ \\ \\ \| |/ \\_ \\_ /| |\_ \\_ \\_ /| |\_ ),_\ )_\ /_( )_\ ),_\ )_\ /_( )_\ mic File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-24.txt #5144 BUNGEE (Wed, 2013 Jul 24) _ _____.------[_] +------------|x| | |x| I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TIED THAT ROPE TO MY LEG AND JUMPED | |x| | |x| | |x| j |x| ' \/\_ |X| ( |X| (o) |X| |X| FXJ J>Xx<_\ [] [] VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-09.txt #5191 TISSUES (Mon, 2013 Sep 9) .-. ..'-'.. < {> || || \ }/ WELP !!!!! I'M ALL SET !!!!!! |||) || .--.''.--. .---. |||X || | | || || TIME TO WATCH THE LATEST ANAL ACROBATS || || |Tissues | ||~|| ||___||_ |________| ||_|| (_):======= oo ldb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-30.txt #5150 GOALKEEPER (Tue, 2013 Jul 30) .-----------------------------------. ,:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::, .:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::. |.===========================================.| ||::(*)::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|:::|| THIS IS A ||:::|:Uea.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|:::|| FUNNY-LOOKING ||:::|::'"^Yb.::::::::sYP::::::::::::::::|:::|| TOASTER OVEN ||:::|Ue. ()$$$$!gdO$P"::::::::::::::::::|:::|| ||:::!:"^YP^"^YP"bgsog$$$P:::::::::::::::!:::|| ||:::' "" ':::|| ||:" db ":|| ___________!!___________________________________________!!____fsc______ / ___.sgd&%$$$$&das.__ \ / """" """ \ / \ /____________________________________________________________\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-18.txt #5138 ATTENTION CITIZENS (Thu, 2013 Jul 18) _____ ___/ \___ `-._) (_,-` \O _ O/ ATTENTION CITIZENS \ - / `-( I AM CURRENTLY DRINKING A BEER || _||_ THAT IS ALL FOR NOW |-..-| |/. \| THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION |\__/| ._|//\\|_, `-(( ))-' __\\//__ gnv >_ /\ _<, ' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-21.txt #5203 MANSON-GEORGE ISSUES (Sat, 2013 Sep 21) _ _______ _ /_\ / \ /_\ =|= / // \ =|= | | | | COULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME ( \ // / o WHAT IS WRONG WITH "MARILYN MANSON" __[_]___\_______/___(_)__ (_________________________) | ___ _|___~___|_ ___ | OKAY THEN I'LL SETTLE FOR ||_~_|| .-------. ||_~_|| WHAT'S WRONG WITH "BOY GEORGE" | ___ | \ / | ___ | ||_~_|| (\_____/) ||_~_|| ____| ___ |__|=====|__| ___ |____ |/ \| || || |/ \|lc | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-28.txt #5240 PRESCRIPTION SIDE EFFECTS (Mon, 2013 Oct 28) ,--. : `---. _.-. IF YOUR ERECTION LASTS LONGER _ __ \-._ .-' /| THAN EIGHT HOURS .......... ' `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. / .-' `. .-' \_ |-"" .'_.;.-"--.) ... YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK !!1!11 ._.-'"--.__.-" `-.__.-""-' Ojo/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-14.txt #5226 REASON FOR PARTICIPATION (Mon, 2013 Oct 14) ___ (___)_ ,\ ( '} '(``, /, \/^\, '/' .\ ( \ 6 \ \ '/ \ \ \ __|\ '/ \ ,/ \, /=\ \/(\'/ //-\,') _----_( /\ \''\___// `` / |( \ |0 / //| ( |`\ \| \ / '/'| |=/ /) \ / ' \ ) \\/'/ \/ I ONLY PLAY THIS SPORT \ / `='( \ BECAUSE I HAVE NO DICK | /-___::--\ // \ | /| |||| \ ||>| ||>| O >||| >||| |||| |||| || = || = = = o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-15.txt #5227 THE MESSAGE IN THE BOTTLE (Tue, 2013 Oct 15) _____________ __________ /\ \_____ _ (\ -=- \ |; _____|_| `\ --=-= \ IT PUTS THE MESSAGE \/____________/ \ -==--=- \ IN THE BOTTLE __ ) -==-==- ) jgs \/ ( =-==-= ( OR IT GETS \ -=- \ THE HOSE AGAIN /_) -=- ) `""""""""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-01.txt #5213 GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN (Tue, 2013 Oct 1) __, __, . , ___, . , ___, / __,/_, |\/| | |\ | ' | \__/ \__ | | _|_, | \| _|_ ` ' `' ' `' ` ___ ___ .d9969b d6966b. d66b'e( )a`d99b THIS GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN `d9p _/ \_ q6b' BROUGHT TO YOU __/ (__ __) \__ _ BY THESE TWO HOT TWINS / \_/ / \_/ {_) / / \ WHOEVER SAID ASTROLOGY WASN'T USEFUL ??/// \ \__ / /\ _\ \ \____j`-. ).--|___/ hjw `-' '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-29.txt #5241 ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN (Tue, 2013 Oct 29) ____ ___.--' `-/) FUCK ___ __.-----' __.---._// FUCK < `----' _____,---' ___ // FUCK \--.____.--' ___,--' y/ FUCK \_ __.-----' __,--// FUCK >`----' _____,---' _// FUCK .'-.____,--',,,,, ___,--n//_ FUCK .'.__ __/ \' ___,/(_/ FUCK < `----' \ C '\-' .'// FUCK `----.____.---) _| .' // FUCK .'=. (--'/|// FUCK | \)`-\.' __/ FUCK \ \ ,' /// FUCK ;. ' /// FUCK | `._,'// FUCK \ // FUCK )===//] FUCK / |_// | FUCK \_ (/ | \ |\ \ __ | \ |[__]| \ ||__|/ / \ | / | |/ /| | /\| | IT'S ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN /`.|____| AND THE CASE OF THE MARCHING FUCKS `=.\____/ hjw ) '`--. `='====' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-20.txt #5202 JUST LIKE THE POLICE BOX (Fri, 2013 Sep 20) ___ _______(_@_)_______ | POLICE BOX | |_________________| | _____ | _____ | | |###| | |###| | HEY LET'S QUOTE DR. WHO ALL DAY !!!!!!11 | |###| | |###| | | _____ | _____ | HUR DE BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO QUEER BUHHHHHHHHHHHHH | || || | || || | | ||_|| | ||_|| | MY BALLS ARE BIGGER ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH THAN | _____ |$_____ | THEY ARE ON THE OUTSIDE, JUST LIKE THE POLICE BOX | || || | || || | | ||_|| | ||_|| | I'M A DAHLEK BUUUUUUUUUUUUH | _____ | _____ | | || || | || || | | ||_|| | ||_|| | | | | ***************** File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-19.txt #5139 BRITS (Fri, 2013 Jul 19) . .z eP $$$$$ 3$ $$$$$ e .'$$$ $$$$" e . ^* 4$$$$$$$$$$$ ^*%$$$$$$$$$$ e$$$$$$$$$$ IS IT REQUIRED THAT ALL BRITS =dP$$$$$$$$" LOOK LIKE THEIR FACES HAVE BEEN *Fz$$$$$$$" PUT THROUGH A STEAMROLLER " $$$$$$$$. 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OR MERLIN || ,' `,,. `. ,|____,' , ,;' \| | (3|\ _/|/' _| | ||/,-'' | >-'' _,\\ ||' ==\ ,-' ,' || | V \ ,| || | |` | || | | \ || | \ \ || | | \ || | \_,-' || |___,,--")_\ || |_| ccc/ || ccc/ || hjm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-15.txt #4985 PSY (Fri, 2013 Feb 15) _.-O-._ o_o_o_o_o \_`___`_/ GOOD TO SEE PSY HASN'T SOLD OUT OR ANYTHING } /. .\ { } | _c_ | { __}_\www/_{__ (((( { } )))) | |o { } o| | | |o {_} o| | |_\o _ o/_| \_/==L_I//\_/ \)-.__//-(/ | : //: | | :|/ : | | : | : | | : | : | |---|---| jgs |__ | __| (___|___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-20.txt #5079 THE INNOCENT ASCII ART (Mon, 2013 May 20) , ._ \/, ,|_ -\| \|;|,'_ NO THE CREATOR OF THIS ASCII ART IS `_\|\|;/-. *NOT* A DISGUSTING RACIST WHY WOULD `_\\|/._ YOU EVEN ASK SUCH A HORRIBLE THING ,'__ __`. / /_ | | _\ \ / ((o)| |(o)) \ | `--/ \--' | ,--. `. '-' ,' (O..O) `.uuuuu,' \==/ _|nnnnn|_ .'||`. ,-' \_____/ `-. _||,-' | | `. (__) _,-. ; | .'. `. 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(_________)(____rs___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-11.txt #4981 ELEMENT PEPSIUM (Mon, 2013 Feb 11) + . _ .-. 3==({)_ . ( \ + . _ )`\-| * ) \ . /_`' // |\ .-' `-a:f . B'/`-'M\_| ) / . . * // ( / . B' `-' THERE'S A SHITTY LITTLE ASTEROID NAMED FOR A CHARACTER IN HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR PLANET WAL-MART AND ELEMENT PEPSIUM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-05.txt #4975 VODKA (Tue, 2013 Feb 5) __________ | | |________| | | .-' '-. .-' .---. '-. .-' .'.--. '. '-. / ' /~`') ' \ | '.`, ( .' | | '---' | THIS VODKA IS MADE FOR DRINKING | . . . | | ,-. |-. ,-. ,-. | . . |- | SO DRINK IT | ,-| | | `-. | | | | | | | | `-^ ^-' `-' `-' `' `-^ `' | | | ,. , ,,--. .,--. ,, , ,.| || / | | | \ |/ / || || / | | | / |\ /~~|| |`' `---' `^--' ,' `,' `' | | | . _ _ _ _ __|_ _ _| | | || | ||_)(_)| | (/_(_| | | | | | | \__________________________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-24.txt #5083 CLARISSA STORES IT ALL (Fri, 2013 May 24) MELISSA JOAN HART'S PUSSY DOUBLES AS A TACKLE BOX , _-| [ | _-| ] | [ | _,.-'^[/-._[ | ] | / ] ]_.-' \_ [ | .'___ [ ' ']_.-'\_._ / `-" _ __'.-='^|-. / __.,- __,.-='^ _/.-' .' _.,-' / \ =0= _,.-' / _.-'_-' .' / _,.-'^ /_-'\_-' _-' _/-'^ _-'"\_-' _-' _,.-'^0"0 / _-' _-' _,.-_^' _-'`-' '-,='_\.-' .' _-' /`\ _,i| /__,|=-'^ 0"0 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-30.txt #5089 MONGOOSE VS. SNAKE (Thu, 2013 May 30) [ |\';c 'c :',;,'";,': ,-- ==- , ] | c ;, : '"-"' ; '~ ,- [ | c_/;'- ', ,' ~' ,-,|,';c .--. (_;__ / YOU HIT ME FIRST ( _ \ |\|; / /: :\ NO I DIDN'T YOU'RE A LIAR | | c ,=. ^ / . | c |-=----'._.--._-==-=-==:-,-=\ : /=-,.,:.=-== ] | \ '.__=-. \ .' ,-. [ |-. ( ' e\ | : / _ \ ';__ \ , ' . .-'-^ /, | \ / \ \ ,-'_,.-,) |; \!_ \|;. ;/._, \ '--' ) c , ^^= ^= '.__,''------' /\|, \|. , ,\|, .|/ \|/ /| \|/ ,;, ,|.? ^~^ .__ \; \|/ c , '"---.,._ \ | / , ,_,.- ; "', :|; ,; ; ,:/ , - , ;._ _.-=.,-=" ,= , -= , '_.-7_.--.,-="' , -= _AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-30.txt #5212 GEOMETRY (Mon, 2013 Sep 30) _.---._ .-' `-. .'_____________`. GEOMETRY AS VISUALIZED WITH ASCII ART !!!11 /| .-'!`-. |\ / | .' / \ `. | \ BECAUSE IF ANYTHING WILL MAKE OUR YOUTH J | / / \ \ | L INTERESTED IN MATHEMATICS SURELY THIS IS IT | |J /-----\ L| | F || /| |\ || J | |J / | | \ F| | J | <--`-----'--> | F \ | `. .' | / \|____`-._.-'____|/ `. .' `-._ _.-' VK """"" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-09.txt #5129 FORTRESS OF NARZOD (Tue, 2013 Jul 9) uuu uuu uuu|=====uuu | PLEASE ENTER THE FORTRESS OF NARZOD | |======| |'| | | .==. | | | |___|##|___|/ (PS) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-24.txt #5206 MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE (Tue, 2013 Sep 24) _....._ .--. _.-' `-._ o/o-;;; ( `-._ _.-' ) (_, z) WAIT WHY IS THE DAD FROM `:-._'---'_.-:' ,,,, _|-' / MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE : `'''`_,-/`-._ /.. ) /\`--/"\ MURDERING PEOPLE (I'M A : [_./_ /_ _(_& _P / \_/, | LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY : :`-/(_`_____ _\-'_/___/ /| YOU SEE) : _.-: 8 \=__))____/ | : |'_.-: \_ | / F : | : : //`7/ / / : | :.-: (( (( L_______/ : |o : /_>/_> / Y / : |_.-': / / / : : J J J (`'-._____,-'`) | | | | | | | | | | _J__J__J (_ _) (__(_____) cjr'-..___..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-21.txt #5141 POLYGAMY (Sun, 2013 Jul 21) () ____________________ () ||______/ (\/) \______|| ||\ (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/) ))) /|| ||| \/ ____ \/ ___\ / ||| OKAY THIS POLYGAMY ||| ___ ( ___) /___ \ \ ||| THING SUCKS BALLS ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\-\\|| |\\ ( - )-\_ \ (_\ ^/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \| (FOUR BALLS IN THIS CASE) jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~ ~ \ / _/__\\ __\ \ / / //(.)(.)\\/ /. .| \____________ \ \/ /\' ' \ \\\ ///\ \ | \ \ \ \ \ \ \\) .((/ / \ . | \ \ \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\ \.- ~ '~^ ^~ '. ~~ ~ ~~ ~. '. ~~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-18.txt #5200 ZAPPA CHILDREN (Wed, 2013 Sep 18) _ __) \__ \/_ , \ ._ \ )| / c \ _|_ _/\_\ __/ _|___ _)\/ _\ | ' / _.-/ |/ _|_/\ ___/_ _/ | \ ) / , _/ \ | / _/ ( | \ ' / _./__,| / / ) ) (),/ | / / / , | / ) / | /\ | \| / ) |/ \| | / / | //,, | / //,, /( )\ ,7 _/ /( ,7 _/ /,/ '-.\_ >_/(, /_.- >_/(, .--------"-----. __ \ \ .--------'-----. __ \ \ |________|_____|-\/\\/ ,'\ |________|_____| -\/\\/ ,'\ _|______\____\ |'_/// \ _|______\____\ |'_/// \/________\____\ \, /________\____\ \, | ____ | |_________/__|________|____| / | |___ | | |__________________| | | / _/|/____/| | |__________________\ | | (_( |)_____) | |__________________( - | \\ | | | )\| | | )\| | | /_|| | | /_|| - | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | COULD ALL THE ZAPPA CHILDREN | b'ger JUST GO STRAIGHT TO HELL PLEASE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-05.txt #5217 CASE DISMISSED (Sat, 2013 Oct 5) NO THIS WITCH DID NOT USE HER EVIL POWERS TO CUT YOUR DICK OFF INSTEAD SHE USED THIS KNIFE ________ ___,,,,,,, jgs [________>__________\ ___________ CASE DISMISSED \ / )_______( |"""""""|_.-._,.---------.,_.-._ | | | | | | ''-. | |_| |_ _| |_..-' |_______| '-' `'---------'` '-' )"""""""( /_________\ `'-------'` .-------------. jgs/_______________\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-11.txt #5223 THE ANIMAL KINGDOM (Fri, 2013 Oct 11) [ |\';c 'c :',;,'";,': ,-- ==- , ] | c ;, : '"-"' ; '~ ,- [ | c_/;'- ', ,' ~' ,-,|,';c .--. (_;__ / ( _ \ SO MANY ANIMALS |\|; / /: :\ | | c ,=. ^ / . | c |-=----'._.--._-==-=-==:-,-=\ : /=-,.,:.=-== ] | \ '.__=-. \ .' ,-. [ |-. ( ' e\ | : / _ \ ';__ \ , ' . .-'-^ /, | \ / \ \ SO LITTLE TIME ,-'_,.-,) |; \!_ \|;. ;/._, \ '--' ) TO FUCK THEM ALL c , ^^= ^= '.__,''------' /\|, \|. , ,\|, .|/ \|/ /| \|/ ,;, ,|.? ^~^ .__ \; \|/ c , '"---.,._ \ | / , ,_,.- ; "', :|; ,; ; ,:/ , - , ;._ _.-=.,-=" ,= , -= , '_.-7_.--.,-="' , -= _AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-10.txt #5222 FACIALLY YOURS (Thu, 2013 Oct 10) %%%%%% %%%% = = FACIALLY YOURS !!!!! BHLUBHBLHGBHLGBBHLGHBLH %%C > _)' _( .' , __/ |_/\ " *. o /` \_\ \/ %`= '_ . / ) \/| .^',*. , /' /- o/ - " % '_ /\_/ < = , ^ ~ . )_o|----'| .` ' ___// (_ - (\ ///-( \' \\ b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-04.txt #5216 REAL MONEY (Fri, 2013 Oct 4) _.oood"""""""booo._ _.o"" |`. | | ""o._ oP" |`. | `.| | | "Yo o8 `. | `.| |. | | `8o d' `.| |. | `. | | `b THIS IS NOT REAL MONEY d"-------*====+====+====+====+-------"b 8' `. 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" ""-=_ "" | ___/ ,8 Y. "-._""" " .P Y. ,P "8. 8" cg "Y_ _P" mm `'"oo_ _oo""' `"""boooooood""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-19.txt #5201 THE BOOT (Thu, 2013 Sep 19) .-'\ .-' `/\ TRYING .-' `/\ TO \ `/\ GET \ `/\ UP \ _- `/\ _.--. \ _- `/`-..--\ ) CAN'T \ _- `,',' / ,') BECAUSE `-_ - ` -- ~ ,',' OF `- ,',' THE \,--. ____==-~ BOOT \ \_-~\ `_-~_.-' _ Seal _ \-~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-20.txt #5140 SPACE PROSTITUTE (Sat, 2013 Jul 20) I AM A SPACE PROSTITUTE / / <> .-"""-. ||::::::========== /= \ ||::::::========== |- /~~~\ | ||::::::========== |=( '.' ) | ||================ \__\_=_/__/ ||================ {_______} ||================ /` * `'--._|| /= . [] . { > / /|ooo |`'--'|| ( )\_______/ || \``\/ \ || `-| == \_| || / | || |= >\ __/ || \ \ |- --| || \ __| \___/ || jgs _{__} _{__} || ( )( ) || ^^~ `""" `""" ~^^^~^^~~~^^^~^^^~^^^~^^~^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-25.txt #5207 BREAKING NEWS ON TWITTER (Wed, 2013 Sep 25) ()_()()_() / ..)(.. \ __/ ( || ) \_ BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 (_/ * * (_) | | | || SOMEONE TWEETED SOMETHING | | | \_/| \__/ | | > \ / <__,--,__|/|_> File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-08.txt #5128 DROMEDARY HUMPS (Mon, 2013 Jul 8) a'! _,,_ a'! _,,_ a'! _,,_ a'! _,,_ \\_/ \ \\_/ \ \\_/ \ \\_/ \.-, \, /-( /'-, \, /-( /'-,\, /-( /'-, \, /-( / //\ //\\ //\ //\\ //\ //\\ //\ //\\jrei WE'RE DROMEDARIES NOT RHINOS PLEASE DO NOT KILL US FOR OUR HORNS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-31.txt #5090 OGRE KICKSTARTER (Fri, 2013 May 31) __,='`````'=/__ '// (o) \(o) \ `' _,-, //| ,_) (`\ ,-'`_,-\ REALLY I HAD TO WAIT THIS ,-~~~\ `'===' /-, \==```` \__ LONG FOR THE OGRE KICKSTARTER / `----' `\ \ \/ AND IT'S JUST A SHITTY ,-` , \ ,.-\ \ ASCII ART DRAWING OF AN OGRE ?? / , \,-`\`_,-`\_,..--'\ ,` ,/, ,>, ) \--`````\ ( `\`---'` `-,-'`_,< \ \_,.--'` `. `--. _,-'`_,-` | \ [`-.___ <`_,-'`------( / (`` _,-\ \ --`````````|--` >-`_,-`\,-` , | <`_,' , /\ / ` \/\,-/ `/ \/`\_/V\_/ STEVE JACKSON SURE IS A LAZY FUCK ( ._. ) ( .__. ) | | | | \,---_| |_---./ ooOO(_) (_)OOoo Zeus File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-25.txt #5084 HOT CHICKS LOVE IT (Sat, 2013 May 25) __.---. ,' ` `-. / `. / \ | \ \ .'-. \ ( ,' `-.. \ \ / 9: `. \ | (\ 9: /\ \ \ \`. / /..) ) \.````-..,.` | /`-. ,' \/ ` / , `.` ,. : / ,' || ,. | `` ' / / \\ `` ,-.____,' | | | `.__,,' | | | __../ ( \ | ,' ,' \ \ :' , ' \ \ ,' `-._ \ | ,' ;;;;` `| \ ,' ,"". \ \ ____,' _,-' `._ \_\ \ _,' ,' _-' _,.. '-._ \_/`. ,-' ,' ,-' _.-' '''''` `-.__ | | \ _.'.gan(____...--...___ `` _/ `._,-``...-' `''''''''` MILITARY DUDES ARE SOOOO SEXY, NOTHING LIKE A MAN IN UNIFORM ESPECIALLY THE ONES DEPICTED IN "THE INVISIBLE WAR" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-04.txt #4974 THE SOMETHING WITH ANTLERS (Mon, 2013 Feb 4) ;_(/ \)_; ,'\__/', WHAT AM I (..) \/ fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-19.txt #5078 THE PRO-GUN ANTELOPE (Sun, 2013 May 19) _,; ,-',' |\ ( ( _/ | \ \ ,-''_,' |`-._\ `.-,' ;',--'\ _...._ `.__/ / _,-'-' , `. ), () `-' , \ ; " ; , , : ,' ,' , : (_) __,' , , , : `'' \ _. ; , , | I'M WAYNE LAPIERRE . -' , \ \ , , \ . , _.. , \ ' .. ,' _,' \ | \` ' ;'\ ' \ \ ;`--| ; \ \ \ \ ; ; ; ; ' : . `, ; ; ; | : ; \ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; : ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;_| ; ; ; ; ; ; /_ | ; ; ; ; jrei /__: ;_ | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-10.txt #4980 HOLIDAY DECORATIONS (Sun, 2013 Feb 10) /___/____/____/____/_____/_______/______ /_/____/____/___/______/_____/_____/___ /_____/____/______/___/____/___/______/___/ /__/_____/_o__o/____/____/___/_____/____/______ | o__O_\o | __o \ o | __o| __) o _______ | | || \_/ o o | ___ | TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN ALREADY |_|_||/\_| o | | | || | |/_/\_\ o | |__ IT'S FUCKING FEBRUARY ||_|_/I/ \_\ o | |___/_/ \_\ o |() /_/ \_\ o | /_/ \_\ o o | / / ejm \ \ o |_ o o o o o o o o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-29.txt #5302 YOUR NEW RINGTONE (Sun, 2013 Dec 29) ________ HERE'S A LIFEHACK !!!!! (_]----[_) .~ |.''.| CHANGE YOUR RINGTONE TO THE MYFREECAMS TIPS SOUND ~. |'..'| lbd `~`----` THAT WILL REALLY HELP IN SOCIAL SITUATIONS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-15.txt #5288 THE OATH (Sun, 2013 Dec 15) , ( \ ) \ ((\ ) I HEREBY DIP MY WICK |`-;-._ |`-. ) | \ ( | \ ) | |/ | `| | | | | | | THAT'S AN OATH | | |_____| OR PERHAPS A CRAFT _(_______)_ | | |___________| SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-01.txt #5274 WHERE FOOD GOES (Sun, 2013 Dec 1) .-'''''-. |'-----'| /`-.....-`\ | <_} | FOOD GOES IN MOUTH | .-\-. | _,._ | /# ` \ | (NOT IN ASS) __.-` `"""-. | \ / | ..--' `"-. `)_,._ \ '-'-' / (` )--.-"``` `"-.`'-----'` '-----------' ( ) jgs `-------------` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-17.txt #5290 DOGS OF WAR (Tue, 2013 Dec 17) |\ \`-. _.._| \ |_,' __`. \ CRY HAVOC (.\ _/.| _ | ,' __ \ | AND LET SLIP THE ANAL ACROBATS #6, SCENE 4 ,' __/||\ | (Y8P ,/|||||/ | `-'_---- / /`-._.-'/ `-.__.-' jg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-03.txt #5276 TALENTED MULTIMEDIA PEOPLE (Tue, 2013 Dec 3) __ /\ `. 2^)_| I SEE TALENTED MULTIMEDIA PEOPLE \`/(_ )/,`. WALKING AROUND LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE __(( \/ /.--|_.L\\_ ALL THE TIME \, \ \= / ,/L 7 (\ \...,_ | | \____| ) ]_| `\) PLEASE MAKE THEM GO AWAY /_) SK `" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-06.txt #4976 DEFECTIVE WHISTLE (Wed, 2013 Feb 6) `~ _ _____ ` _ ~ 7____// - ` ~ _ ~ `/----/( THIS WHISTLE GREW A DONG WHILE I WAS BLOWING IT / / `& SO EITHER IT IS DEFECTIVE OR I'M REALLY GOOD AT THIS ad ( ( ) `(O)_`&_.% | | | | o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-12.txt #4982 AXEMAN'S CREED (Tue, 2013 Feb 12) ___ .----. __) `\ | == | < __=- | THIS IS MY AXE ___| :: |___ \\ `)/ \ `----' /\ (\) ( THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE \ `. /( \/ /\\ | : | \ / \\ \ _._ / `" <_> xxx(o)xx File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-27.txt #5086 SCRUFFY THE DRONE (Mon, 2013 May 27) _____________ / ,.\ / / \\ o / { }\ `. \ .... \ / / `. \ \\\\ `' / \ \_____________/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ _\ \________________________ (`\ / \ \ ___ "-._ ) \ \/ /`-' /, /`-._"-._ / `/ """"""' /___ _"-._"-._ /___ __ _ `-._ ' / \ XR 66-Roadkill "-._ / / __\________________________ " / / '//, '//' )__/ / '///' ,//'/, / (.---------------------------./ `:. // `======================='' Ojo99 THIS MEMORIAL DAY LET US TAKE A MOMENT TO HONOR "SCRUFFY" THE UNMANNED AERIAL VEHICLE WHO ONLY MANAGED TO DROP A HELLFIRE MISSILE ON ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN CIVILIANS BEFORE IT MALFUNCTIONED AND HAD TO BE TURNED INTO SCRAP METAL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-27.txt #5209 MY LATEST HOBBY (Fri, 2013 Sep 27) ,-" `-,,-" _,-'`, '-, ' `-' `-,_ I LIKE DRAWING REALLY DISGUSTINGLY ,' \ UGLY FAT NUDE PEOPLE / \ / v-, \ , I / ,' ~l Y \ | T /\ \ o I\ o | | `/ (_ `-,__,"| `,__,' | | " ,( ` f ) | \ I'\ `\, I ) \ \ L \ | " `, \ --\ T [\ ` ; \ L ^ \\ | / I \ c- ) |\ | | \ y I --. - , -|( \ | `\\I/ \ / / \ ( ) | I & \/ |,// \ \// \`= \ ) \ \ I | \ " | \ |\ | \ , '_ I I I j - L \ T I ,' \" | / | , / n4bis | | / `- `- / \ I / /" \ /| _," \ |," ," ( \_ ". \ \, `, `'''L-\_Yl-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-22.txt #5142 BALLERINA (Mon, 2013 Jul 22) _/.- ../.-'(() WANTING TO BE A BALLERINA IS NOT GAY (( ) ))) /)- _)) ( \_ ) \-\|(__ \/-' \ (_) |\-\ | ( ) ) |--\/_' _.-' . \_'._ '-.'_|_|__\.-' | /. \ |( '.\ \ \ \'. \_) \_) IT'S SUPERGAY )| mrf\| ___,-'__)___|\ | ) '.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-12.txt #5224 TWO GRAVESTONES (Sat, 2013 Oct 12) ------ ------ / \ / \ | | | | | DECENT | | PORN | | | | | | | | | /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-06.txt #5218 LE TRAVAIL DU JONGLEUR (Sun, 2013 Oct 6) _ (_) _ (_) _ _ (_) _ (_) ). _(_) / \-'^.^ .-/ ____/ _ .-' / _ _\ (_) _/ __ () >( , )) (_)`` `\)( =_/ |^ / ()) '/ _.o_.-`.' o_....__/ _ (_,-'^/''_.-' `. `. / :`-'^ _.-`') `-u-'^ `. IS THIS GUY JUGGLING BALLS `.\\__.-'_.-'`/ . \`..__\ '---'` / .-^`. | \ o OR JUGGLING ***BALLS*** o`'') `./ \ / o \ <_ _/ /`-._____.:^\ / / | ____ / /` \ | .-.-'^ `\ /` | | / :--------7 /` \ __| / .' `` /` / `^ / / | / | / /`^\_ gnv`.____\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-07.txt #5219 HANNOVER REDUX (Mon, 2013 Oct 7) ;o0__ ||`|_) ||___ ,-, _ EUROPEANS ARE NOT VERY BRIGHT ARE THEY `u' _/ (.-""_) 3nnn/ \cgmm _ ( (===) "" `-.__ `, \=/ `-' I"I I I "' ^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-10-13.txt #5225 REASON FOR NON-PARTICIPATION (Sun, 2013 Oct 13) _..._ ___ .:::::::. `"-._.-''. , /:::::::::\ ': \ _._ \:-::::::::::::\ :. | /|.-' /:::\ \::::::::\:::::| ': | | / |:::| `:::::::|:::::\ ': | `\ | __ |\::/\ `-:::-|::::::| ': | .`\ .\_.' `.__/ | |::::::\ ':. | \ ';:: /.-._ , / |:::::::| :. / ,`\;:: \'./0) |_.-/ ;:::::::| ': | \.`;::. `` | | \::::::/ :' / _\::::' / / \::::| :' / ,=:;::/ | \:::| :' | (='` // / | \::\ `: / '--' | /\ | \:::. `:_|.-"""-. \__.-'/::\ | '::::.:::...:::. '. /:::| | '::/::::::::::::. '-.__.:::::| | |::::::::::::\::..../::::::| / |:::::::::::::|::::/:::::::// \:::::::::::::|'::/::::::::/ /\::::::::::::/ /:::::::/:| |::';:::::::::/ |::::::/::; |:::/`-:::::;;-._ |:::::/::/ |:::| `-::::\ `|::::/::/ jgs |:::| \:::\ \:::/::/ /:::/ \:::\ \:/\:/ (_::/ \:::;__ \\_\\___ (_:/ \::):):)\:::):):) `" `""""` `""""""` BECAUSE OF THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN I'VE STOPPED GETTING ERECTIONS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-07-23.txt #5143 BUGS BUNNY (Tue, 2013 Jul 23) /| , ,/// /| // // ,/// // // // // // // || || || || // // || || // // || || // // || || || || \\,\|,|\_// \\)\)\\|/ )-."" .-( //^\` `/^\\ // | | \\ WHAT'S UP, COPYRIGHT VIOLATION ?!?!? ,/_| 0| _ | 0|_\, /` `"=.v.="` `\ /` _."{_,_}"._ `\ jgs `/` ` \ ||| / ` `\` `",_ \\=^~^=// _,"` "=,\'-=-'/,=" '---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-09-26.txt #5208 TWIX COMMERCIAL (Thu, 2013 Sep 26) o oo o o o ___o o o I REALLY APPRECIATE THE DEPTH AND INTELLIGENCE /`._;o o OF THIS LATEST TWIX COMMERCIAL | / o ;_ | `-' jg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-05-26.txt #5085 MITCHUM SLOGAN CLARIFICATION (Sun, 2013 May 26) -. . .-. ' / / ./ _ __, .--' / < ~_-~ / < < \_ .-~7 _. \ > \.-'\ >` ~ .-~ < >< / , 7 < ~7 /_/ ! \ .-L \ _// <'~ ~ .-~ ! ! /o& `' . 7 _>_._ > _.-' '-._.-._.--./ '-~ ~._/ .' ,-.-' .-~< < __/ > -' \ -~ ___--/ 7 .. . /_// \__ ! _.-. .. < ~v~ ' \ .-~---' .-.-~ ~\ < \ / | __/ ) > o < > \ \_.--._ |O | .__,--_ / .-' <> \ \ 7 . ' ) / d . _> /. 7 > . - ' > _\ ! _,-' `. \ /.._ .) < ~--,.--' ._ /.- ~` < \ . \ ` |< \ `-.__/ 7/ ~ \.,< . ` `-~-.-~ | / \__//.--...<| __ . ` '-.__\\ - ' '--~|/ WHEN WE SAY OUR DEODORANT IS "SO EFFECTIVE YOU COULD SKIP A DAY" THAT DOES NOT APPLY IF THE CONTINENT YOU WERE BORN ON LOOKS LIKE THIS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-13.txt #4983 ALIENS: COLONIAL MARINES (Wed, 2013 Feb 13) (())) /|x x| OH THANK GOD /\( - ) ___.-._/\/ THE NEW ALIENS VIDEO GAME /=`_'-'-'/ !! |-{-_-_-} ! HAS FUCKING ***ZOMBIES*** (-{-_-_-} ! \{_-_-_} ! IN A FUCKING ***STEALTH MISSION*** }-_-_-} {-_|-_} {-_|_-} {_-|-_} {_-|-_} ZOT ____%%@ @%%_______ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-02-07.txt #4977 ALADDIN'S LAMP (Thu, 2013 Feb 7) * ) `( * () * ) <^^> ( . .-""-. ) .---. ."-....-"-._ _...---''`/. ' ( (`\ \ .' ``-'' _.-"'` \ \ \ : :. .-' `\`.\: `:. _.' ( .'`.` _.' `` `-..______.-' I'LL GRANT YOU THREE WEEKENDS ):. ( AS LONG AS THEY DON'T INVOLVE YOUR DICK ."-....-". jgs .':. `. "-..______..-" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-12-02.txt #5275 DVD (Mon, 2013 Dec 2) :+"" ~<<::""+: +Xi<<<: xHMRMMR$$$$$8RMMMMMM<M "` .~i MMMMMMMMM" <____________________________________________< ## \/______________________________________________\,-' I.E., I THINK I'M DONE WITH PORN FOREVER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-20.txt #5263 PADDINGTON THE BEAR (Wed, 2013 Nov 20) _ .--,-"" ""-. ( ) I'M PADDINGTON THE BEAR j- __. | | ' -'| NOT PADDINGTON THE PEDO |`--._____,+-. .';`--.___.' `. .' / _ | / ,-' _.-'o;__\ ( .' o.-' \)`. `j--..___.' ' / ) (/ _ `-._ `-/`--' ,----. (.' `--. `. `-._.'`._,- / }~~~~~~~~,=-<7\~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ \ \ / \~~~~~~~/ / (~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` \ '~~~~~~~~~~~~` ~ ' ~~~~~~ dew File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-20.txt #5018 THE TRUTH ABOUT CAR ENGINES (Wed, 2013 Mar 20) , `.-- .,-"" . A CAR ENGINE IS JUST A BIG AIR PUMP ._,' . _,. `. , / .'.oo`.. `. `- .__.-' :: .; "-()-"`. \.-. / ALSO doida ; /'". ,"`'. "-- "-" .': : `----' "-" I HAVE A RASH ON MY DICK AND BALLS ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-08.txt #5006 TINKERBELL'S SECRET (Fri, 2013 Mar 8) /\ , {Oo\{o\ .=. {o: \:.\ / \ {O:' \:.-'_.-\_)____ {o:. /`~('-./-----.\ }o: // /| `/\ {O:'// /-' /\/\ }o-/( <___ \'/ /\/\/\ /____ THIS IS /o./ ;--._)====* -\/\/\/ \ A TESTICLE `"`\ \ /.\ `""` \ \ \ \ jgs /`\ ) |/| | _// \| | / || |/ / | `\| ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-01.txt #5030 A MAZE OF TWISTY LITTLE PASSAGES (Mon, 2013 Apr 1) \ / \ / \ / ] [ ,'| ] [ / | ]___ ___[ ,' | ] ]\ /[ [ |: | ] ] \ / [ [ |: | ] ] ] [ [ [ |: | ] ] ]__ __[ [ [ |: | ] ] ] ]\ _ /[ [ [ [ |: | ] ] ] ] (#) [ [ [ [ :====' ] ] ]_].nHn.[_[ [ [ ] ] ] HHHHH. [ [ [ ] ] / `HH("N \ [ [ YOU ARE IN A MAZE ]__]/ HHH " \[__[ FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT RERUNS ] NNN [ ] N/" [ EXITS ARE: J)ERK, D)RINK ] N H [ / N \ YOUR MOVE? _ / q, \ / \ O!o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-15.txt #5044 MACE (Mon, 2013 Apr 15) |\ | \ /| | \____ / | /|__/AMMA\/ | DICKS AND PRICKS AND BALLS AND COCKS /AMMMMMMMMMMM\_| YOU CAN PUT THEM IN A BOX ___/AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA YOU CAN SHOVE THEM IN YOUR FACE \ |MVKMMM/ .\MMMMM\ YOU CAN PUT THEM IN A BOX \__/MMMMMM\ /MMMMMM--- YOU CAN JAB THEM WITH YOUR COCKS |MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM| / YOU CAN TAKE AWAY THEIR MACE |MMMM/. \MM.--MMMMMM\/ YOU CAN JIZZ RIGHT IN THEIR FACE /\MMM\ /MM\ |MMMMMM ___ GIRLS CURLS HURLS WHIRLS / |MMMMMMMMM\ |MMMMMM--/ \-. MAKE A FIST AND TAKE A PUNCH NOW /___/MMMMMMMMMM\|MM--M/___/_| \ MAKE SURE THAT SHE PAYS FOR LUNCH NOW \VMM/\MMMMMMM\ | /\ \/ YOU CAN PUT THEM IN A BOX \V/ \MMMMMMM\ | /_ / YOU CAN JAB THEM WITH YOUR COCKS | /MMMV' \| |/ _/ YOU CAN TAKE AWAY THEIR MACE | / _/ / |/ /| \' /_ / / / VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-14.txt #5043 ROCK AND ROLL (Sun, 2013 Apr 14) .._ wWWWw ,;//\\\ www@-O\ ((-.-\) www( o) O===- _))'=`(\-. wwW `( \\ ( \ w( )_\ |\ | | .)(. |\ \ |..)__|_/ | | | / \ | \ \ |_______://| | |/`(_)'\__\_\_____ ooo )===& | (___\\\][] _|_|\\\|_|<<<} ( : | | |\o*___( ooo |: | | :| |: |: | | :| Y |: |: | | MJP :| | |: | ) | ROCK AND ROLL FOREVER !!!1!!!!11! HOLE I DON'T MEAN COURTNEY LOVE'S BAND "HOLE" I AM REFERRING TO THE ACT OF BEING STUFFED IN A HOLE FOR BEING TOO NOISY I THINK WE NEED A BIGGER HOLE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-09.txt #5007 SUN TZU (Sat, 2013 Mar 9) _ \`\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \.\ CHOPPY CHOPPY \.\ \.\ _ \.\/) _ _-' ')__ (\.\/) / / \.'`'-\/)\\ \__ ,.-'(_ Y (_\.\) / < ,\ \ ,\\.\\ \_ \ _. /y(_| : |\.\| _\_\\ | : | \.\ ( `'-._>/ ) \| \.\ \ `:=. (\ \.\ \_ ( `--._)`--'\.\=7 _/|\_ \-._ `-:_ /```-3 / | `- \ t--._ Y _3 ,-' | / | /``'-.\--T x\ _/ _( ,./ / ( \ x\ _.-/ \ / < \ \ x\ <`' / |\/ `-. : \_x\ \ / | `. | \_| / `. | / `. cjr / _/\ / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-28.txt #5057 THE PEGASUS AND HIS PROBLEM (Sun, 2013 Apr 28) , {\\ I HAVE A MASSIVE HANGOVER FROM TRIPLE SEC {~ \\ {~=_\\,;._ {~-(;; '_) ,~---" / ~~~( )__\ ) /)) \\\ jgs \\\ \\\ ``" `"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-21.txt #5019 ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK REBOOT (Thu, 2013 Mar 21) I HOPE THE UPCOMING ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK REBOOT CONTAINS AN EMBEDDED LESSON ABOUT HOW IT'S WRONG TO NOT APPROVE OF SAME-SEX MARRIAGES __ __ |. ||. | .| || ||| | | | W |: ||: | |'| [ ] ._____ | || | | | .--'| 3 .---"| |. |' _ | || |-. | | __ |. | /| _|__ | || |__ .-'| _| || | || '- | || \|// / | |' | | | |' |' | |.| || | || '-' -( )-| | | | | | | __| '-' ' '' ' "" ' J V | ` - |_' ' |__ ___ ' / \ \/ | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-09.txt #5252 FIVE CCS (Sat, 2013 Nov 9) '''''''''|'''''''''|'''''''''|'''''''''|'''''''''| FIVE CCS OF GAY tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-21.txt #5264 KIMONO (Thu, 2013 Nov 21) ,-"-. *Y """-e ()|/)|) CHECK OUT THIS LOVELY KIMONO )a a 3 ( - / .) (. ./ \V/ /\. / \ Y / \. / /\_\(/__/\ \ |\ | | / D |_( D=oo==| // / /======) Y | || | | | || | | | *|| |@ | | * || @| *| | * || @ | *| <-- THESE ARE ***NOT*** JIZZ STAINS | /|| .:*@|\/ ||_____| THEY ARE PISS STAINS C C X File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-18.txt #4957 THE ROLLERSKATER (Fri, 2013 Jan 18) ____ (/ > ) o \ | I LIKE USING ROLLERSKATES BECAUSE I HAVE FULL-BLOWN AIDS < @| (NOTE: NOT JUST HIV POSITIVE; FULL-BLOWN AIDS) <_/ | '/' \ MAYBE NEXT I COULD TRY ROLLERSKATE HOCKEY AND REALLY | ^. SUCK A BIG FAT DICK IN PUBLIC (SOMEHOW WORSE THAN AIDS) _ /| \ \ (_c^. / | \ \ <. `Y \ > > \. /`| / / \_/ o=/__/ V (_)| ./ .< ./ ./ \ ./ ./ \ \ | < \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ _\./'\ \./'\ (_____/ | > O O O / ./O (__/O JJF O File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-11.txt #5101 PARAGRAPHS (Tue, 2013 Jun 11) /\ ,'.' ',' _.,._ _,.-+`'+-._ .|. _.+'` `.' \ (___) ,' \ \ \ \ \ I LIKE TO CALL PARAGRAPHS "GRAFS" \ \ \ BECAUSE I THINK I'M REALLY COOL \ \ \ \ \ \ ALSO: I'M A LAZY FUCKING SHITCOCK \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ _.-~`'~-._ _\_.-+'`'`+-._\ ag `,' `---` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-05.txt #5095 WORST VACATION EVER (Wed, 2013 Jun 5) THIS IS ALL URINE / / _.---. /__.__ `' (' `\ `. ___ `|_. ,_. ( ' .-' `-. (\ q o- | ' .' `. )| { ( \ : : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~( \ ~ . \ )~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ) `- `. | ~~ / / ` ' ' . .~ ' ( '_.'\ '~ ~ /( `-/ ..' :~. ~~~~~ (/ \ `-' ( ' '. kOs ~~~ '. '-. . ' > ) ~~ '~. `-' -'(/ /) `~~~~~~ `~._ '.-' )) ~~~~`'-.~- . File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-28.txt #5179 RUG MONSTERS (Wed, 2013 Aug 28) ,--, ,.-. , \, '-,-`,'-.' | ._ /| \ , |\ } )/ / `-,', [ ' |\ /| | | / \| |/` ,` | | ,.` `,` `, | | _,...( ( _', \ \ __ ,-` ` , , `/ |,' Y ( \_L\ \ \_\,``, ` , , / | ) _,/ \ ' ` ,_ _`_,-,<._.< / / ', `>.,` ` ` ,., |_ | / \/` `, ` ,` | /__,.-` _, `\ -,-..\ _ \ ` / , / `._) _,-\` \ \_,,.) /\ ` / / ) (-,, `` , | ,` ) | \_\ '-` | `( \ / /```( , --, ,' \ |`<` , | / /_,--`\ <\ V /> ,` )<_/) | \ _____) ,-, ,` ` (_,\ \ | /) / __/ / `----` (-, \ ) \ ('_.-._)/ /,` / | / ` `/ \\ V V, /` / ,--\( , <_/`\\ || / IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY ( ,``- \/| \-A.A-`| / ASIAN FOLKS DRAG THEIR ,>,_ )_,..( )\ -,,_-` _--` FEET WITH THEIR WALK (_ \|` _,/_ / \_ ,--` \( ` <.,../` `-.._ _,-` IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE ` Zeus ``` AFRAID OF THE RUG MONSTERS THIS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BUY: SLAP MAH FRO(TM) BRAND POTATO CHIPS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-24.txt #4963 PYJAMAS IDENTIFICATION SYSTEM (Thu, 2013 Jan 24) _ _ /)`:'(\ //| : |\\ THESE ARE PYJAMAS |-'-| | | | RR |_|_| ,._ @"_.)~ THESE ARE NOT PYJAMAS !! CM ANY QUESTIONS ???? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-14.txt #5165 MOCKS (Wed, 2013 Aug 14) __..--"""-. __.__..--""_..--""| || __..-"""_..--""" | || __..--""_..--""" | || .' __--""" | || |." | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || ______________ | || || |__|__|__|__|__| | || ||_________________ | || _________________|_______ iBook """"""""""""""' || |""""""------......______ """""""-------.......______|| '-----_____ """ """"""---------"""""" | """""-----....._____ | ______-----"""' """"""""" grp ARE WE REALLY TOO LAZY TO USE THE WORD "MOCKUPS" AND INSTEAD JUST SAY "MOCKS" OVER AND OVER AGAIN ANSWER: YES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-30.txt #4969 YIN YANG (Wed, 2013 Jan 30) ..-""T-.. ,'__ | `. CHINESE SYMBOLOGY HAS REALLY GONE DOWNHILL LATELY / N| | \ : ' | : [ __| ] : _I : \ ___I / `. N] ,' "-"!..--" Ojo File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-02.txt #5153 PITFALL (Fri, 2013 Aug 2) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-)-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- _| |__| |________(_________| |__| |___ \ \/ / ) \ \/ / ) ( ( ) ( | | ( | | REMEMBER PITFALL ?!?!?!? | | \| | | | | \o | | YEAH ME NEITHER | | ( \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |Zot ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-26.txt #4965 INCANDESCENT (Sat, 2013 Jan 26) _------_ -~ ~- - _ - - |> - WE CAN'T HAVE THESE ANYMORE - |< - - |> - ***THANKS*** OBAMACARE - || - - || - -__||__- |______| <______> <______> \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-16.txt #5167 PURPLE RAIN (Fri, 2013 Aug 16) | ' | PRINCE RULES !!!!!11!! I / ' \ 8 PURPLE RAIN / PURPLE RAIN ' \ / .' , .---. .' , / '.. ` , -- , --== : < : ====----- . . -' .' .' `---' , , ' \ / . / / I ,' \ / .' , ' I / ' .' | ' .' , / / / .' .' .' . , .' / _ . / . (") _ .' '' a___.' \ $"$ ,k , , `---' || ,$..\// / / _ ||//`. (' .' .' , __________ ____ ( '^.`%/ ( x\_ ________________________a:f__ / \\ | " |/ `.) ' /J || // (/ .' ' , .a `' `' ' . , / 88 a8 8a 8. ' `8a.8P `88a.88 ,' .' .a8888:a888a `8888' a888888b88P `Y88d88P888a a88b 888 " `"' I REALLY APPRECIATE HOW HE RHYMED "RAIN" WITH "RAIN" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-13.txt #5103 LACKADAISICAL (Thu, 2013 Jun 13) _____ _.'_____`._ .'.-' 12 `-.`. /,' 11 1 `.\ EVER HAD A BEATOFF SO LACKADAISICAL THAT // 10 / 2 \\ YOU HAD TO PEE REALLY BAD FOR NINETY MINUTES ;; / :: || 9 ----O 3 || :: ;; \\ 8 4 // \`. 7 5 ,'/ '.`-.__6__.-'.' ((-._____.-)) _)) ((_ '--'SSt '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-07.txt #5097 THE MAJORETTE'S SINCERE WISH (Fri, 2013 Jun 7) O / / / / / O ,) ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL LIVE BOY */\/ | /_/^, /| )))_.'/ (((_-' |\ ) .) `.)|___!.-'( / \ ` __) / ' \ ` '( \ / ' \ `)` \ / ' ( (_`_ / _!____.' /_.-' /, ejm '-._ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-23.txt #5266 NOTHING COMES FROM NOTHING (Sat, 2013 Nov 23) .- . _ .: ` " - . _ \ :: ` ""--..__ . . . : : : `\ :: :' ` _ _ ""--..__ ......_._._:.:.: " " " " " " `\.:: :' " " " - ----.....___ ""-##.____...:::"""""""""""" : : :' "::":"-----......______ ." ""--..__ . .:'.: """"""-----. . . _ _ _ /.""--.._ ""--..__ : .:'. : " " " /' .: ":-.._ ""--..__ .:'. : AND NOTHING COMES `-._:__.-" ""-.._ ""--...___..:'. : FROM NOTHING, SCORPIO .: /.""-..__...---""-.'"-:"--.:_ " : .' ::""-."";. :_ : :: ":: `-. :::::.._ '-._ :: :: `. : """:::::.._ "''-._ :: : : "":::::.._ "': : `. """:::::-:_ : :. """::::::... : ..__..--"" ". . """:::::: ""--..__ :.--"" ": ""-+:=:_ ("-: : ""--.._ []' : :""--..___..--" : : ""--..__ : ""--.:_ ""--..__.-grp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-23.txt #5021 MICHIO KAKU (Sat, 2013 Mar 23) . _ .-.. ( `' ; .( ; ; .-`()'.;(_.{}:' `..'`,' / ' ;.) `-'\ / `-' NEWSFLASH: MICHIO KAKU STILL A FLOWERY BULLSHIT ARTIST X _U_ \ / | | | | / \ | ;| | ;| | ;;| |..;;;| |;;;;;| ko1 `;;;;;' `"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-16.txt #5045 BODY DOUBLE (Tue, 2013 Apr 16) (*)(*) ) .( THIS IS EITHER A SEVERED BODY OR ( v ) SOME MANNER OF STALK-EYED MOLLUSK \ |/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-02.txt #5031 TIME TRAVEL JOURNEY (Tue, 2013 Apr 2) .---. | '.| __ | ___.--' ) _.-'_` _%%%_/ I AM A TIME TRAVELLER !!!!!!1 .-'%%% a: a %%% %% L %%_ HERE I AM IN MY TIME MACHINE !!!!!!11 _%\'=' | /-.__ .-' / )--' #/ '\ I AM GOING BACK IN TIME !!1!!! /' / /---'( : \ / | /( /|##| \ | I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME !!!11 / ||# | / | /| \ \ | ||##| I \/ | | _| I AM NOW TWO MINUTES BACK IN TIME !!!!!! | ||: | o |#| | / | | || / I |:/ / |/ DUDE THIS TIME TRAVEL JOURNEY SUCKS | || | o / / / | \| | I |. / / \ /|##| o |.| / \/ \::|/\_ / ---'| \ |\ | | :\ | | / \...' | | |# |/\ \ | | | :| | | | snd | | | | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-03.txt #5032 AMBER WAVES (Wed, 2013 Apr 3) | AMBER WAVES OF PORN -x- | v . ._, |_ ., `-._\/ . \ / |/_ \\ _\, y | \// _\_.___\\, \\/ -.\|| `7-,--.`._|| / / , /' `-. `./ / |/_.' | |// |_ / |- | | =| | | --------------------/ , . \--------._ jg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-17.txt #5046 TACTICAL INTERVENTION (Wed, 2013 Apr 17) _,. ___. . ____ ,._ --=:_ *: ======((|_L]_ \\ c:____]((=- :* _:=- - - - - `' (__(____) \\ / // ___ `' ,._ \\___. / // _/_/_]=== :* _:=-- ,. ___. _((|_L]_ _/ //_.(_(_)(_).. `' --=: *: ======((|_L]_ _/(__(\_ _)\_ /____\_\ `.... `' (__(____) cjr I HAVE BEEN PLAYING TACTICAL INTERVENTION BECAUSE (CHOOSE ONE): (A) I AM BORED (B) I AM STUPID (C) I AM BORED AND STUPID (D) ALL OF THE ABOVE (E) ALL OF THE ABOVE (INCLUDING THE PREVIOUS "ALL OF THE ABOVE") File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-22.txt #5020 DONGLES (Fri, 2013 Mar 22) /^\ /^\ | \ / | ||\ \../ /|| DONGLES ARE THE NEW DICKWOLVES )' `( ,;`w, ,w';, ;, ) __ ( ,; ; \(\/)/ ;; ;| |vwwv| ``-... ; `lwwl' ; ```''-. ;| ; `""' ; ; `. ; , , , | ' ; ; l . | | ; , , |,-,._| \; ; ; `' ; ' \ `\ \; | | | | | | |; | ; ; | \ \ (; | | | l | | \ | | | | | pb | | ) | | | | ; | | | | ; , : , ,_.' | | :__' | | ,_.' `--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-22.txt #5265 JFK (Fri, 2013 Nov 22) ..... .. 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'"""""' . .::: .:... . ..::::' ':.... : ..:::XXL:. ...:::X:... .:::::' XXXXXXX .:::XXXXXXX::::::......:::::' .XXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX:::::::::::::::' .XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX'::::::::::::' .'.:XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX.'::::::::::' .' .XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX ':::::::'. ,' .XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX ':::::'.; .XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX .'WWWW. .XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX. .'WWWWWW .XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX, .:WWWW" ' .XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX : WWW' XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX' . WWW' .XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-06.txt #5096 THE MERMAID'S SWANSONG (Thu, 2013 Jun 6) _______ _,,_,-' `-. JESUS FUCK ,' ." " _,.,-' \ SAILORS ARE / ,----'' \_ \ ) ALL GAY -.- | || -. ,-. )) `\ -.- || >a ) a '/ | / -.- \\ ( <_ / / | `. \ ___ / | ,---. \ \`. -' ,'| \ \ / `,''`-.\ \`--'| | | `.\`. / / , ,' /`--' ) | __| | | | \ `--' ' / / / -- _,-'' | | \ | -.__,,- ,' /--_,-' / | | | -_ _, / /,-' ___ ,' /| | | `-._.. / ,' _,-' ,---' ,' / | -__ / _,-'_,-,' -' / / -_ ` -| _,-'- ,' / -', , | | `-. `---' _,-' / ,' ,/ ,\ | ``-----'' __,-' / ,' , /| / /`.\_, ,-' -' ' / / | / | `\ `--.__,,--' ,--' ','/ / \( /\ \ _,---._ -..__,,-' , -' _, / `' / \ \ / \ -. `----'' __,,----.__,-'- - -| > ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`""----''~~~~~~~~~~|-' '-/~~/ /~~~~~~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~ - - _ - __|' '- `- -/_ / ,' - _ - ~ ~ ~ - _ - _ ,-'`- `-' '-'-'-| / / - ~ ~ - _ _,,--'`- `-`- -' -''-'|/ ,' _ - - ~ ~ ~ - ,-'' `-` `- `- `-`-`-'-' '| (_ - - _ ~ ~ `- ,-' --`- `-`-`-`- `-`- `- `-'/. ,--,,, _ _ - ~ ~ `- -' -'- ,' `-'`- `-`- `- `-`- -`-`- `,' `' ''--. ~ `- '- ,' `-`- -' `- `-- `-_`_,`,,`--' } - ~ -`- -'- -'-- / `-' `-`-'`-,-`--''' ___,,- | ,-'- ~ -`- -'- _,--/`- -'`-'`-,-' _,,__ | -''---' --'--,-' /`-' `- -',' \ `-. --' / -'-._.-' `--.,-' / `-`-' / | | / \ hjm/_ ,' / `- `-`-,' __,,-- | | / |---._ | / `-' `- / __,' /`- / ,---__\ | -',' ,' ,-'`- `- ,---___ \ ,-' `- `-_`,--'' `` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-12.txt #5102 TOOTHBRUSH REVIEW (Wed, 2013 Jun 12) ___ ___ /\ ..\_ _/ /\ \/\ _) (_'' /\/ \/\ o\ / . /\/ \/\_ ) ( _/\/ \/_)( )(_\/ (__\______________/__) |\ \ / /| FOLKS I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR IT'S | \ \ / / | VERY IMPORTANT THAT I POST A VIDEO OF ME | \ \ / / | REVIEWING A TOOTHBRUSH | \ \ / / | | \ \ / / | BECAUSE THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW !!111 | \ \ / / | -__ -\__ \__)(__/ __/------ |||| [][][][][][][][][] """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-17.txt #5168 RICKSHAW (Sat, 2013 Aug 17) __O '--`-._ O THIS IS WHAT JOBS WILL BE LIKE IN 2025 \,--.\\_____/\_ ( () ) /\ `--' '-'- jrei File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-03.txt #5154 SEINFELD (Sat, 2013 Aug 3) ( ) ( ) ( (_) ( ( ) ( (_) (_) (_) (_) |~| (_) (_) (_) (_) |~| |~| |~| |~| |:| |~| |~| |~| |~| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| <+++> |:| |:| |:| |:| <+++> <+++> <+++> <+++> }~{ <+++> <+++> <+++> <+++> }~{ }~{ }~{ }~{ {+} }~{ }~{ }~{ }~{ {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {} {} {} {} {+} {} {} {} {} `{} `{} `{} {} {+} {} {}` {}` {}` `{} `{} `{} {}{+}{} {}` {}` {}` `'{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}+{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}'` `{}{}{}{}__/_\__{}{}{}{}` \/ \/ /\___/\ ~~\_/~~ OH SEINFELD !!!!! YOU'RE SO WACKY {+} WITH YOUR JEWISH FRIENDS THAT ARE {+} ALL TOTAL ASSHOLES AND/OR BATSHIT __<+++>__ ___{}{}\O/{}{}___ __<+++++++++++++++++>__ jgs {}{}{}{}{}{/O\}{}{}{}{}{} `"""""""""""""""""""""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-27.txt #4966 TOO MUCH COBBLESTONE (Sun, 2013 Jan 27) _____ (((\\\\\ )_ \\\| / \\|\/ WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS COBBLESTONE \\( ), & \) ( (( |` \\ ))) _ | \` __| ` | , \ ` , \ | \ ,\ , \ ' \/ \_ \/ \ `_,`-._ ` \ ejm / `-. _ \ ` / ,`. \ === / '== =`. | ==== / | === ` / /========= / | / , /______| / , ======== __-' | = === / ,======= ' - -- ( \ \ \ ` \ ` \ ` \_____ \ / ` _/ / '-- ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-16.txt #5106 HANGOVER PART III (Sun, 2013 Jun 16) ______ .==<_\),__) ,o(_/) /| ///// /___/ | I WONDER IF THOSE ZANY CHARACTERS //// ___/ WILL HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING WHAT // \ HAPPENED THE PREVIOUS NIGHT AGAIN / /-' / , / ( | | \ \ | ) | | / / \ / ( / | / \/ (/ S-v File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-02.txt #5092 ORANGUTAN OR INSECT (Sun, 2013 Jun 2) -----_,_,___ .- IS THIS AN ORANGUTAN OR AN INSECT OF SOME KIND (( )) `--'-- \O/ (n) " BP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-23.txt #4962 FOR GOOD OR ILL (Wed, 2013 Jan 23) ______ ,'" "-._ I'M USING THIS RADIO TELESCOPE ,' "-._ _._ TO TRANSMIT LOW-RESOLUTION PICTURES ; __,-'/ | OF MY DICK TO 55 CANCRI ;| ,-' _,'"'._,. |: _,' |\ `. : \ _,-' | \ `. \ \ ,-' | \ \ \ '. .-. | \ \ \ " | : `. `. | | `. 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''"lka _,-' `. _,-' SO IF WE GET INVADED BY ANGRY ALIENS `. _,-' IN ABOUT 80 YEARS OH WELL DEAL WITH IT `. __,'" I DON'T GIVE A SHIT `'" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-07.txt #5158 RUSSIAN DASHBOARD CAM WHORES (Wed, 2013 Aug 7) _..-------++._ _.-'/ | _|| \"--._ __.--'`._/_\j_____/_||___\ `----. _.--'_____ | \ _____ / _j /,---.\ | =o | /,---.\ |_ [__]==// .-. \\==`===========/==// .-. \\=[__] `-._|\ `-' /|___\_________/___|\ `-' /|_.' hjw `---' `---' FOLKS WE NEED TO COMBINE RUSSIAN DASHBOARD CAMS WITH RUSSIAN CAM WHORES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-13.txt #5164 TEE PEE (Tue, 2013 Aug 13) `_ , | -(_)- \|/ , ` ^ / \ / \ SO DID INDIANS ACTUALLY PEE IN THESE OR WHAT / /| \ / /\| \ _-/_/ _\7___\_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_dwb_- +ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-26.txt #5269 THIS CONTENT MAY HARM YOUR COMPUTER (Tue, 2013 Nov 26) __,...__ _,-'::::::::`-. ,'::,----._::::::`. ,'::,' /\,-. \:::::::`. THIS CONTENT MAY HARM YOUR COMPUTER !!11 /::::| ; | |:::::::::`. ARE YOU SURE YOU WISH TO DOWNLOAD |:::::`._ \ |:::::::::::\ FILES OF TYPE .JPG ?!?!?!?1 __\,:--''--`_--':::::::::::::\ `'--::__:::::::`-:_:::::::::::::\ /--.`'--:_:::::`-::::::::::::\ WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEND A BUG /,-_.' _`-:_::::`:::::::::::\ REPORT TO APPLE ?????// / /o\| ,-_`-.`--:::`::::::::::) || \_/| / /o\\ `:,'''-:' [YES] [YES PLEASE] [SEND 400 REPORTS] (#__`-_/ | \_/| /##| ,-.\ ,'' `-. `.__/ ,'###| / || / \ , (##### / || | |___,-##\ /##/ \__,'/ \ /########) |#,'|__..-' `-..__..-'######) / \`.###'`""' / \\\__// ,' \`--' _,-' jrei `-..___..--'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-13.txt #5042 HAPPY CAMPERS (Sat, 2013 Apr 13) *HAPPY CAMPERS* \ ARE YOU AN ORZ \ \ / \ / _J""-. .-""L_ /o ) \ ,'; ;`, / ( o\ \ ,' ; / \ ; `, / "-.__.'"\_; ;_/"`.__.-" fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-07.txt #5036 MOUTH ABUSE (Sun, 2013 Apr 7) .aadddbbbbaa, ,adddbbbbaaa. .ad" "\bbmdd/" "ba. .,d" `"' "b,. .,ad" "ba,. .,amd" __..,,,aaaaaadddddddMbbbbbbbaaaaaaa,,,..__ "bma,. ,am8888ca8"""""'' ``""""8ac88888ma, """""]8a. .a8[""""" "8ba. .ad8"' `"8bma,. .,amd88"' NV `"""88bmm== === ==mmd88"""' `""""""""""""""""""""""' I WOULD LIKE A LITTLE LESS *MOUTH* ABUSE AND A LITTLE MORE MOUTH *ABUSE* File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-26.txt #5024 SHART (Tue, 2013 Mar 26) ______ \ \. |`\_____\ |` | | WHO CAN TURN A FART / INTO A SHIT | | | __-====-__ _| | | (~< >~> \ | | !~~-====-~~/----`+----/ \ \___ / >------\ \ < <_________________> File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-27.txt #5025 ONLY FROM SWEDEN (Wed, 2013 Mar 27) ( ) (;) ( (;) ) _)_. ) (;) ._)_ (;) | | (;) _(_. | | ._(_ | | ._)_. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | __| |__ | | | | | | | _.--' | | `--._ | | | | | .-' | | `-. | | | | .' | | `. | | | |/ | | \| | | | | | | | |___| |___| |___| {___} _ {___} _ {___} {{{{{}{( ){}}}{{( )}{{{}}}{{{}( )}}}}}(_)}} {}{{{}}}{{{{}}{}{}}}{{}}{( ){{{}}}{}{}{{}{}}} {}( )}{}{}}( ){}}( ){}}}{{}{}{( ){{}}( )}}}{} {{}}{}(_){}{{{}}}}}{}(_)}{{}{}}}}}{{}{}}{}} / .' `. \ J / \ L I FORGOT HOW TO GRAVITY F | .=======. .=======. | J J | ,,,, ,,,, | L | | <(o)> | <(o)> | | F | '''' | ```` | J J | | | L J | | | L F | | | J J | | L F | ( ` ' ) | J J | | L F | .-..-. | J J | .' ____ `. | L F | /.-'____`-.\ | J | // _.----._ \\ | L | (( ' ` )) | J J \\`.______.'// F L \ \`.______.'/ / J \ `.______.' / L \ / \ |`. .'| \ | `. .' | \ | `-.________.-' | `. _| |_ `. /%%\ /%%\ `. _.--/%%%%\ /%%%%\--._ \ __.--' \%%%%%\ /%%%%%/ `--.__ \ -' \%%%%%`. .'%%%%%/ `---.___ \ \%%%%%%`. .'%%%%%%/ `---.___ \ \%%%%%%%`. .'%%%%%%%/ `-\ \%%%%%%/ \ / \%%%%%%/ `. \%%%%/ _\/_ \%%%%/ \ \%%/ / \/ \ \%%/ \ VK \/ \ / \/ \ \ / \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-06.txt #5035 APPLAUSE (Sat, 2013 Apr 6) //// !!!! _ \\\\ ! -'/ _ |||| OY MY HANDS ARE WEAK \ / \`-'''| \ | \ / ) | \ \ ejm / | \ \ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-12.txt #5041 COME OUT AS A BRIGHT (Fri, 2013 Apr 12) _------_ -~ ~- - _ - - |> - - |< - COULD YOU COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AS A BRIGHT - |> - SO WE CAN ALL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE FOR BEING IRRITATING - || - - || - -__||__- |______| <______> <______> \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-27.txt #5270 STAIN (Wed, 2013 Nov 27) I PUT THE STAIN IN ABSTAIN | | | | / | <-*) __/ | |(() | |"/ | |' PhS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-12.txt #5163 A GOOD EGG (Mon, 2013 Aug 12) ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, )\_) \_ / _/|/_ _// I LIKE THIS GUY ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / HE LOOKS LIKE A GOOD EGG , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' ALSO WHAT DOES "A GOOD EGG" MEAN _/ ) | |// | ' PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE ASKED THAT FIRST ' ) | | | | ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-22.txt #4961 WAGTAIL (Tue, 2013 Jan 22) / / / / / /; /; // // I'M A BIRD CALLED A WAGTAIL ;/ BECAUSE MY TAIL STICKS OUT STRAIGHT ,// LIKE THIS AND SPURTS VENOM _,-' ;_,, INTO ORBIT _,'-_ ;|,' _,-'_,..--. | ___ .'-'_)' ) _)\| ___ ,'"""`'' _ ) ) _) ''--'''_,-' -={-o- /| ) _) ) ; '_,--'' \ -' ,`. ) .) _)_,''| `."( `------'' / NOT REALLY THE BEST NAME HUH `.\ _,' BUT FUCK YOU HUMANS YOU NAMED ME `-.____....-\\ || \\ // || NOT MY PROBLEM // || // || _-.//_, _||_, jrei ,' ,-'/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-06.txt #5157 THE WHEDON-WHEATON AXIS (Tue, 2013 Aug 6) ( ) HAS JOSS WHEDON BEEN ASSASSINATED YET !?!?!? ( ) ( ) _ ) PERHAPS WE CAN ALSO TAKE OUT WIL WHEATON AT THE SAME TIME ( \_ _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) Krogg98 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-03.txt #5093 KORN (Mon, 2013 Jun 3) ,p, db dSBKE dBb dKORNE ,Rb ,p, dKB KBBBKE ,mRc' dBE dKKb KORNKE ,KORN" KBKORNb ,& dKBE, dKKE KORNKEKBKK" KK""""KEb. ,KORNKORNKORN dKKKp, dKKEb KORNKBBKE` Bp, `KKpp, dKEE"""""KORNE ;KORNKBp2KORN KORNKORN` `KBK, HKED "KKKPp, ;KORN dKORNKORNKORN, KORNKORN `KKBb dKED ""KORNKORNKE KORNKORNKORNEb "KORNKKBpp, `KKBKORNEp ,;PKBKORNKE- KORN" `KORNKEp `KORNEEKORNpp, `""KKK" ,;PPBKORNKORNE p"` `KORN pKORNb `"KORNpp, ,KORNKF"KHKORNKE `dp` dKORNP `"KORNpp, ,;KORN"` HKORNEp mRc dKKP `"KKF' ,KORN"` HKORNE ,PKF" 7KORNp !K"` `"" THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT DOGSHIT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-17.txt #5107 HELLO KIRKY (Mon, 2013 Jun 17) __ \/.--, //_.' I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE NO-WIN SANRIO .-""-/""-. / __ \ / \\\ \ | || | \ / \ \ / \ '- / OH GOD WHAT HAS BECOME OF ME THAT I ACTUALLY MADE THAT JOKE '-.__.__.' sjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-08.txt #4947 TEMPORAL PRIME DIRECTIVE (Tue, 2013 Jan 8) .=., ;c =\ __| _/ I'M KAL-EL FROM PLANET KRYPTON .'-'-._/-'-._ /.. ____ \ MY FATHER (JOR-EL) TOLD ME NOT TO INTERFERE /' _ [<_->] ) \ TIME TRAVEL AND MANIPULATING THE PAST ( / \--\_>/-/'._ ) BUT SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA SAY EHHHHH FUCK IT \-;_/\__;__/ _/ _/ '._}|==o==\{_\/ / /-._.--\ \_ // / /| \ \ \ / | | | \; | \ \ / / | :/ \: \ \_\ / | /.'| /: | \ \ | | |--| . |--| \_\ / _/ \ | : | /___--._) \ |_(---'-| >-'-| | '-' snd /_/ \_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-01.txt #5091 HEALTHCARE (Sat, 2013 Jun 1) ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, IT'S OKAY I DON'T NEED HEALTHCARE HRRRRRK COUGH )\_) \_ / _/|/_ _// ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-15.txt #5105 WHEN IT'S HOT (Sat, 2013 Jun 15) ) ( ) WHEN IT'S HOT DOES .- ( -----. YOUR DICK GET LONGER / 8//=/\=, / OR IS IT JUST ME `=========='| | )\ | | | ( ) | | |__'"``__|/ VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-10.txt #5161 HAMBURGERS (Sat, 2013 Aug 10) _.---._ _.-~ ~-._ _.-~ ~-._ _.-~ ~---._ _.-~ ~\ I CALL CHEESEBURGERS .-~ _.; WITHOUT CHEESE :-._ _.-~ ./ "HAMBORINGS" }-._~-._ _..__.-~ _.-~) `-._~-._~-._ / .__..--~_.-~ ~-._~-._\. _.-~_/ _..--~~ ~-. \`--...--~_.-~/~~ \.`--...--~_.-~ DAC ~-..----~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-04.txt #5155 HELLO NSA (Sun, 2013 Aug 4) _ _ | |------------| | .-'| | | |`-. .' | | | | `. HELLO NSA !!!!!!!!!111111 .-' \ \ / / `-. .' _.| |--------| |._ `. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET IT BECAUSE / -. .' | | | | `. .- \ / `( | |________| | )' \ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA STILL LAUGHING | \ .i------------i. / | AT MY NSA JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA | .-')/ \(`-. | \ _.-'.-'/ ________ \`-.`-._ / IT'S FRESH AND TOPICAL AND \.-'_.-' / .-' ______ `-. \ `-._`-./\ ONLY ALREADY BEEN MADE THREE `-' / .' .-' _ _`-. `. \ `-' \\ MILLION TIMES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA | .' .' _ (3) (2) _`. `. | // / / / (4) ___ (1)_\ \ \ \\ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA | | | _ ,' `.==' `| | | // | | | (5) | B.T.| (O) | | | // STOMP ON MY NECK UNTIL THERE | | | _ `.___.' _ | | | \\ ARE NO FURTHER SIGNS OF LIFE | \ \ (6) _ _ (9) / / | // / `. `. (7) (8) .' .' \ \\ / `. `-.______.-' .' \ // / `-.________.-' \ __// | |--' |================================|hjw "--------------------------------" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-29.txt #5119 NFL (Sat, 2013 Jun 29) __ .-'||'-. .' || '. / __||__ \ | /`- -`\ | | | 6 6 | | WELP I MADE IT TO THE NFL !!!!! \/\____7___/\/ .--------:\:I:II:I:/;--------. TIME TO FUCKING MURDER PEOPLE / \`:I::I:`/ \ | `------' | | \____/ | | , __ _____ , | |======| / / / _ \ |======| |======| / /__ \ <_> / |======| |~~~~~| | <_> \/ <_> \ |~~~~~| | |\ \____/\_____/ /| | \ \| |/ / `\ \ _ _.-=""=-._ _ / /' `\ '`_)\\-++++-//(_`' /' jgs ; (__|| ||__) ; ; ___\ /___ ; '. ---/-=..=-\--- .' `""` `""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-20.txt #4959 NAME THAT OBJECT (Sun, 2013 Jan 20) , . ( ) \ / SLINGSHOT ...... OR G-STRING ???? \. ./ \\ // \\ // \`-'/ CJ `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-19.txt #5262 THE MARSUPIAL (Tue, 2013 Nov 19) _____ / '`-._ | -. \ _.,--. '----- | / ,-'' `. / ,' I AM THE MARSUPIAL /' _--\ | ___ | / | ' | |,.''' ''--:_ AND I BELIEVE IN THE NEW WORLD ORDER | ,' \ | ,--.. `. \____/ /' _( '. '\ / /' '-. . ____ | | \ O,-' '\ | `\ , | \ | \. O / _/ __\,.\ `-'''\__,. -' | | _,.-=. ,/ VJ `.____,' \ _,-' '--------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-25.txt #5268 INSIDE MACINTOSH (Mon, 2013 Nov 25) __________________________ __..--/".' '. __..--"" | | | / | | | WILL "INSIDE MACINTOSH / | | ___________________ | XVII: APPLETALK" HELP ; | | :__________________/: | ME UNDERSTAND SAGGING | | | | '.| | MACBOOK SALES | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | |______......-----"\| | | | | |_______......-----" | | | | | | | | | | | | ____----| | | |_____.....----|#######|---| | | |______.....----"""" | | | | | |. .. | | , | |... .... | | (c ----- """ .' |..... ...... |\|_| ____......------"""|" |. .... .......| |"""""" | '... ..... ....| | | "-._ ..... .| | | "-._.....| | ___...---"""' "-._.| | ___...---""" """"" grp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-04.txt #5033 USES FOR TEARS (Thu, 2013 Apr 4) ____ ____ _,',--.`-. _,',--.`-. <_ ( () ) > ( <_ ( () ) > `-:__;,-' \ `A:__:,-' \ / \ (( ) TEARS MAKE GREAT LUBE \-' Shimrod \ \ ( ) `-'"`-----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-19.txt #5017 THE POST SONG (Tue, 2013 Mar 19) ______ .-'' ____ ''-. EVERY SING A LITTLE SONG /.-="" ""=__\_________ AFTER YOU BEAT OFF ?!?!?!? |-===wwwwww|\ , , , , , /| \'-=,,____,,\\ ` ' ` ' // YEAH ME NEITHER '-..______..\'._____.'/ jgs `'-----'` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-10.txt #5039 BOZACK (Wed, 2013 Apr 10) .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. / // \ / \ IF WE WERE IN THE HOOD YOU | // : | ......::::: COULD PUNCH ME IN THE BOZACK : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' AsH `"----"' `"----"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-31.txt #5029 THIS GUN SUCKS (Sun, 2013 Mar 31) _ _-' "'-, _-' | d$$b | KA-CHICK KA-WORDS KA-BLOG _-' | $$$$ | _-' | Y$$P | _-'| | | _-' _* | | THIS GUN SUCKS _-' |_-" __--''\ / _-' __--' __*--' -' __-'' __--*__-"` | _--'' __--*"__-'` |_--" .--=`"__-||" | | |\\ || | .dUU | | \\ // | UUUU | _|___// | UUUU | | | UUUU | | [Matzec] | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUP' | | | ___^-"` ""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-25.txt #5023 THE MATHEMAGICIAN (Mon, 2013 Mar 25) NO WONDER NOBODY LIKES MATH 1+1=2 /\ \ c") ;-/\> || kOs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-24.txt #5022 YOU JUDGE IT (Sun, 2013 Mar 24) ___ ,88O88. ALLEGEDLY THE ORIGINAL ARTISTS THINKS THIS 88#88#8 LOOKS LIKE A MEATBALL 8O88#88 `8#888' YOU BE THE JUDGE """ VJ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-30.txt #5028 ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY (Sat, 2013 Mar 30) _ ,@/A__ { // '> DO YOU WANT TO JACK ME OFF \-._- / `"= JACK ME OFF |/ | \ ; / o\ JACK ME OFF { z. o\ `. > o\ DO YOU WANT TO JACK ME OFF ; " \ |_,.---.-(' ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY ,'-'_ \ \-') `-^"_) |_F" osfa File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-03-18.txt #5016 THE CHRISTIAN JELLYFISH (Mon, 2013 Mar 18) I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF PRAYER . ' _ -- ~~~ -- _ _______ .-~ ~-.{__-----. : / \ | | : O O : | | /\ /------' j { {/~-. .-~\~~~~~~~~~ \/ / |~:- .___. -.~\ \ \ / /\ \ | | { { \ \ } } \ \ { { \ \ | \ \ \ \ / } } \ \ /\ \ \ \ /\ \ { { } } { { \ \ \ \/ / \ \ \ \ / / } } \ \ }{ { \ \ } } / / { { \ \{\ \ } { { / / } } } }\\ \ / / \ \ `-' { { `-'\ \`-'/ / `-' `-' `-' `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-11.txt #5040 LOVE SHACK (Thu, 2013 Apr 11) _,. ___. . ____ ,._ --=:_ *: ======((|_L]_ \\ c:____]((=- :* _:=- - - - - `' (__(____) \\ / // ___ `' ,._ \\___. / // _/_/_]=== :* _:=-- ,. ___. _((|_L]_ _/ //_.(_(_)(_).. `' --=: *: ======((|_L]_ _/(__(\_ _)\_ /____\_\ `.... `' (__(____) cjr LOVE SHACK BABY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-04-05.txt #5034 TWO BEERS LEFT (Fri, 2013 Apr 5) _.._..,_,_ ( ) ]~,"-.-~~[ ONLY TWO BEERS LEFT PEOPLE .=])' (; ([ | ]:: ' [ THAT MEANS I'LL HAVE ONE BEER NOW '=]): .) ([ AND ALSO ONE BEER NOW FOR A TOTAL OF TWO |:: ' | ~~----~~ PMH _.._..,_,_ ( ) ]~,"-.-~~[ .=])' (; ([ THAT SOUNDS LIKE MATH BUT REALLY | ]:: ' [ IT'S MEDICINE '=]): .) ([ |:: ' | ~~----~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-30.txt #5273 PINK RIBBON (Sat, 2013 Nov 30) _ , L\ I'D PREFER YOU NOT CHECK FOR LUMPS SO YOUR BOOBS GET BIGGER \/OO\ |/ \ /_\ ` _\ |_ AP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-24.txt #5267 CLASSIC HOLIDAY JINGLE (Sun, 2013 Nov 24) |L ,' ` /.o `, `, |-`, DA HOLIDAY CLASSIC JINGLE ALL DA WAY -', ' `,'_) '\ FRONTIN' FOR DISNEY MONEY ,' `-`, _`o,- (_)/ '_ ' o `-, / ,-L `-' _`-`_ , `'. ;. (,' `| `.-. \ ,``_' (_) o `' ,` '_ ,|\ o _ \ /..-(_)' |','..-`(_)-` | | -bf- --' `-- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-11-18.txt #5261 THE PUNDIT'S CREED (Mon, 2013 Nov 18) ___,, (())))) I'M A PUNDIT LISTEN TO ME TALK ABOUT APPROVAL RATINGS ()) | AND OTHER BORING SHIT LIKE THAT AS IF ANYONE ACTUALLY ())c 6_6 EVER GIVES A FUCK IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY AND ALSO )(;\___/) AS WHAT I SAY WON'T BE FORGOTTEN WITHIN A WEEK, TOPS .' \,/:\,/`. / : \ | Y : Y | |__ | : | | ___ /_ \/-=:;,_ | | /.-.\ (/ )/-..___/-.|__j__\\ Y _/ /== === =///\== === \ _\_ / `Y== === === === === ==Y \ ( // )-------------------( \\ ) \__/hjw/wba \___/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-28.txt #5118 MYSTERIOUS BRUISE (Fri, 2013 Jun 28) _.,_ ,-'.' .`-, ;; '. ' `. ;` - _ _,-; ' ; `. ,% .-, - ,_.,-'` ';; ; : ;%' | | \ WHERE DID THIS ___ _._,-`'\ `'-`' _.,' `. ) BRUISE COME FROM __,--`-,,`' ,._,.-`-., _.,-.--.-,`''` | _| |__ `---'////\ / .-, `-`-^--`'^`-...,,| | |.,/ //\)(/ `-\.-. | `-' ( .-; | | ,. `-~ ~~-. `._.' ,/ / `~ ~~~ ~~ /,.`) // / /_ `/ ( `/ `-' mic File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-05.txt #5156 GEORGE TAKEI (Mon, 2013 Aug 5) cc ,ccO=- cc | cc -=Occ | ; GEORGE TAKEI !!!! GEORGE TAKEI !!!!! GEORGE TAKEI !!!!!! cc\ |/ cc \|,ccO=- ;=.|| cc __|||,-. `._\ -.__\ |/ ,||. |--| | | | | EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GEORGE TAKEI ALREADY jrei | | / \ ,' `. ( ) `-.____.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-21.txt #4960 THE STRAIGHT SKI-JUMPER (Mon, 2013 Jan 21) __ NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY .' ) .' y /H / (==(//) / / _ _/ _~/ _ /R / .' ) / `. .' ) / / .' .' ) .' .' /A / / .' .' /.' .' / / / / .'/ / .' /D / (.' .' .' / / .' / /.' .'/ .' .' .'.' /A / .' / / ( .'.' / / .' / / .' .' / / .' / /.' .' / /.' ( / .' / / `.) .' / / .' .' `./ .' .' `..' Kamuiyoo/VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-08-11.txt #5162 REVERSE TOKENS (Sun, 2013 Aug 11) ,(()). ,;;;;. __ ________ _____ ___ ((_ _));'_`'_( _| __ __ __ _| _| _| __ __ () \ /)\ ) / (_|__ _|-_| _(_|(_|(_|__ _|-- ((\ O(() \ O / _____(_|(_|_____________(_|_ SSt WAIT THIS CAMGIRL IS SINGING SHE OWES *ME* TOKENS NOW RIGHT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-06-14.txt #5104 SWIFFER (Fri, 2013 Jun 14) _____ / \ / ````` \ /|`o o'|\ /|| . ||\ |*\\ _ //*| SWIFFER GIVES CLEANING A WHOLE NEW MEANING |*/ \ / \*| // / \ \\ /(__/\___/\__)\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |\ /| | / // \| | / // | | / / | | | /___\ | |___\ / / | | | / \ | / \ //^`, | | | // | |~~ | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ / Alyssa \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2013/2013-01-09.txt #4948 ROSIE O'DONNELL (Wed, 2013 Jan 9) \\\\\\// \\\ \ WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROSIE O'DONNELL IS A LESBIAN ?!?!?! \\ \ /' | ,/' `. . `\ ,/' / \ \ /' ___,----Y-' Y 7' .'.' `\ \ /' _-/'' `\. . ,/' /.' `\\ _,-'' --- \ ` /' ./.' __-' " _/'' .-- `\ /' /,'_--' ,/'' .. `"\_ ./ /='etb .,/' .--"\ / / <------------------,_____ ,/~' \ | ./ .' `""""""" `|_/\ / ' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-24.txt #5359 MOLESKIN (Mon, 2014 Feb 24) _____ DID SOMEONE SAY MOLESKIN ?!?!?!?!?!? \"_ _"/ |(>)-(<)| OH NEVER MIND YOU SAID "MOLESTING" ../ " O " \.. sjw----""(((:-.,_,.-:)))""-------- CARRY ON File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-18.txt #5353 NICER IN THE FUTURE (Tue, 2014 Feb 18) _.,_ ,-'.' .`-, MAYBE IF I JUST GOT LAID ;; '. ' `. ;` - _ I'D BE NICER IN THE FUTURE _,-; ' ; `. ,% .-, - ,_.,-'` ';; ; : ;%' | | \ ___ _._,-`'\ `'-`' _.,' `. ) __,--`-,,`' ,._,.-`-., _.,-.--.-,`''` | _| |__ `---'////\ / .-, `-`-^--`'^`-...,,| | |.,/ //\)(/ `-\.-. | `-' mic ( .-; | | ,. `-~ ~~-. `._.' ,/ / `~ ~~~ ~~ /,.`) // / /_ `/ ( `/ SORRY I SPELLED "DRUNK" WRONG `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-26.txt #5361 PEACE PIPE (Wed, 2014 Feb 26) ( ) ( LET'S SMOKE THIS PEACE PIPE _ __| | ==+===[_____\ NOW GIVE US YOUR FUCKING LAND | /|\ ||| \|/ ` -shimrod File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-27.txt #5362 PARKINSON'S JOKE (Thu, 2014 Feb 27) (, _ /| MICHAEL J. COCKS !!1111 {())/ | ,)_,,((( / `___ ))| ` , / `, /`-- '\ GET IT ?!?!?!?! \` `.` \| \| ejm _;_) _;_) -'-'- -'-'- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-23.txt #5358 MATURITY: A POEM (Sun, 2014 Feb 23) ____ _[____]_ ( '7') __)(^_ MATURITY MEANS / ,C^D,\ THAT YOU LET THE BEER / /||:||\\ FILL UP YOUR LEG \ \|/:\|// RATHER THAN PEE `\\~~~|/ AS OFTEN AS YOU NEED TO ,##\7|\ \ (AS DEPICTED HERE) |#| \ \ |#| / / jgs |#|/_/ |#|\ \ (#_\`' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-22.txt #5357 NIGEL THE MUTANT (Sat, 2014 Feb 22) MY NAME IS NIGEL __ (\\\ IIIIII I AM A MUTANT ) (` | C O / \ | D | _) | x=| __ ( `-. `-] [-' .-` `-_...__/\\\ \ \ `--` `--` `-` _.n) \ `-` <`-..--`--..-` `-.( )( )-` (\ o /\ o /) \`-`][`-`/ ( _][_ ) )\ () /( /-..__..-\ |-. .-| | \ / | | `><` | ( || ) \. _/\_ ./ ( () ) | )( | \ / \ / \ | | / SORRY THAT'S ALL I GOT RIGHT NOW /` ) ( `\ ()Oo/ \oO() File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-20.txt #5355 MEANWHILE IN BAGHDAD (Thu, 2014 Feb 20) __ _|_ |+-==| .'.':`.`. | |+--=| / / | \ \ /'\ '+ -=| ^^^^^^^^^^^ YAY MORE BOMBINGS PLZ //|\\ =| &C O__u | u O~ O ^^^^^ /\_u/\/uuu|uuu\/\ &C /|\_@| C__@ /) ( '--------' ,| /\_ \@@@@|@@\/\ /_| \_\ | /_| | ( ( `,o--------') /| / | /|\ |\ /'\ /__\ /`' | <| _|_ //|\\ /| /> /|\ \` .'.':`.`. ^^^^^ / / | \ \ %%|%% O _|_ ^^^^^^^^^^^ %%%|%%%_/\\ .'.':`.`. C_/ | '-------' ) / / | \ \ d}<|8888|888 {b | / \ ^^^^^^^^^^^ _888/\_88888|8888_/\ /|\ | \ ~C | O '--|(-------+----' ,| /),\_ O | \/|\/ | |_\ | \ | |/_( o /( ) /|\####|###### O | | \ /|\ | \\ (`' )_( \|'-----------'/\\ /\ / | |\ | _o / ) ejm |/ /|\ (`' /| /> \ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-08.txt #5343 TEARY (Sat, 2014 Feb 8) ____ ____ _,',--.`-. _,',--.`-. <_ ( () ) > ( <_ ( () ) > ATTENTION EVERYONE `-:__;,-' \ `A:__:,-' \ / \ SORRY IF I'M A LITTLE TEARY RIGHT NOW (( ) \-' BUT I JUST HAD THE FIRST -Shimrod \ HONEST SHIT I'VE HAD IN DECADES \ ( ) `-'"`-----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-09.txt #5344 PEPPERMILL (Sun, 2014 Feb 9) _ /(_)) _/ / WELP OFF TO THE PEPPERMILL // / // / /\__/ \O_/=-. _ / || \ ^o \\/ ()_) \. ^^ <__> \() //||\\ //_||_\\ ds // \||/ \\ // || \\ \/ |/ \/ / | \ / | \ | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-21.txt #5356 REMEMBER NAPSTER (Fri, 2014 Feb 21) _.ooo._ . ,dMP"""QMb. . |vP' _..._ 'Qv| REMEMBER NAPSTER ?!!?!?!?!? ,d|`." ".'|b. CM| |MD `Q|---. ,---|P' ___--'_'---'/ YEAH ME NEITHER | ,>| ._. ,' |J__|-._.-' M-K File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-17.txt #5321 KEYBOARD LESSON #293 (Fri, 2014 Jan 17) _______________________________________________ _-' .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. --- `-_ _-'.-.-. .---.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.--. .-.-.`-_ _-'.-.-.-. .---.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-`__`. .-.-.-.`-_ _-'.-.-.-.-. .-----.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-----. .-.-.-.-.`-_ _-'.-.-.-.-.-. .---.-. .-----------------------------. .-.---. .---.-.-.-.`-_ :-----------------------------------------------------------------------------: `---._.-----------------------------------------------------------------._.---' DS AND HERE WE HAVE KEYBOARD LESSON #293: SHOULD NOT BE SPILLED IN YOUR KEYBOARD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-03.txt #5307 A-HA (Fri, 2014 Jan 3) .------------------------. |\\//////// 90 min | TAKE / ON / ME | \/ __ ______ __ | | / \|\.....|/ \ | TAKE / ME / ON | \__/|/_____|\__/ | | A | | ________________ | wtx |___/_._o________o_._\___| OKAY WHO STOLE MY A-HA TAPE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-03-06.txt #5369 MUHAMMAD ALI (Thu, 2014 Mar 6) . |\ ' ` __ \ \ .-:'.-' ) ) / / \ '-'' ' , '` -.\ I'M MUHAMMAD ALI ./ O o `_ `---o--'. PUNCH DUH FORGET \ \|/ / .###._.'._ CONFUSED NOW '#####'H ' === /'#####'HH,\ \========== PUNCH DUH SIT (__.###'HHH ` ) \ ( ) /'-' THINKING I'M A KITTEN \-----/ | | \ ALZHEIMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH `-- `-- ( ) \ ) | | | | | | | | kOs '-' `-`\. / \ ( `-. (____) `--._.' ===== === File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-03-07.txt #5370 MOCKER (Fri, 2014 Mar 7) .".".". (` `) _.-=-. '._.--.-; .-` -' '. .-'`.o ) \ / .-_.--' `\ `;---) \ ; / / ;' _-_.-' ` `;"` ; \ ; . .' _-' \ ( ) | | / .-.-' -` '-.-' \ | .' ` '.-'-\` /_./\_.|\_\ ; ' .'-'.-. / '-._ \` / _;-, | .-=-.;-._ \ -'-, I'M A COCKMOCKER \ / `";`-`,-"`) \ \ '-- `\.\ IN THAT I MOCK COCKS '. '._ '-- '--'/ `-._ `'----'`; `"""--.____,/ \\ \ // /` ___// /__ jgs (`(`(---"-`) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-02.txt #5306 SMURF THEME (Thu, 2014 Jan 2) _,,aaaaa,,_ _,dP"'' `""""Ya,_ ,aP"' `"Yb,_ ,8"' `"8a, ,8" `"8,_ ,8" "Yb, ,8" `8, dP' 8I ,8" bg,_ ,P' ,8' "Y8"Ya,,,,ad" ,d" a,_ I8 `"""' ,8' ""888 dP __ `Yb, dP' _,d8P::::Y8b, `Ya ,adba8',d88P::;;::;;;:"b:::Ya,_ Ya dP":::"Y88P:;P"""YP"""Yb;::::::"Ya, "Y, 8:::::::Yb;d" _ "_ dI:::::::::"Yb,__,,gd88ba,db Yb:::::::"8(,8P _d8 d8:::::::::::::Y88P"::::::Y8I `Yb;:::::::""::"":b,,dP::::::::::::::::::;aaa;:::8( `Y8a;:::::::::::::::::::::;;::::::::::8P""Y8)::8I 8b"ba::::::::::::::::;adP:::::::::::":::dP::;8' `8b;::::::::::::;aad888P::::::::::::::;dP::;8' `8b;::::::::""""88" d::::::::::b;:::::;;dP' "Yb;::::::::::Y8bad::::::::::;"8Paaa""' `"Y8a;;;:::::::::::::;;aadP"" ``""Y88bbbdddd88P""8b, _,d8"::::::"8b, LA LAAA LA LA LA LA / ,dP8"::::::;;:::"b, LA LA LA AL QAEDA ,dP"8:::::::Yb;::::"b, ,8P:dP:::::::::Yb;::::"b, LA LAAA LA LA LA LA / _,dP:;8":::::::::::Yb;::::"b WE LOVE DEATH MORE THAN ,aaaaaa,,d8P:::8":::::::::::;dP:::::;8 YOU LOVE LIFE ,ad":;;:::::"::::8"::::::::::;dP::::::;dI dP";adP":::::;:;dP;::::aaaad88"::::::adP:8b,___ d8:::8;;;aadP"::8'Y8:d8P"::::::::::;dP";d"'`Yb:"b 8I:::;""":::::;dP I8P"::::::::::;a8"a8P" "b:P Yb::::"8baa8"""' 8;:;d"::::::::d8P"' 8" "YbaaP::8;P `8;d::;a::;;;;dP ,8 `"Y8P"' Yb;;d::;aadP" ,d' "YP:::"P' ,d' "8bdP' _ ,8' ,8"`""Yba,d" ,d" ,P' d"8' ,d" ,8' d'8' ,P' (b 8 I 8, NV Y, Y,Y, `b, ____ "8,__ `Y,Y, `Y""b, ,adP""""b8P""""""""Ybdb, Y, ,dP" ,dP' `"" `8 ,8" ,P' ,P 8' 8) ,8' 8, Yb ,aP' `Ya Yb ,ad"' "Ya,___ "Ya ,ad"' ``""""""`Yba,,,,,,,adP"' `"""""""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-16.txt #5320 COMMENTARIAT (Thu, 2014 Jan 16) , __ _.-"` `'-. /||\'._ __{}_( |||| |'--.__\ IF I SAY THE WORD "COMMENTARIAT" | L.( ^_\^ THEN AUTOMATICALLY I SOUND SMART \ .-' | _ | | | )\___/ | \-'`:._] jgs \__/; '-. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-14.txt #5318 MODAFINIL (Tue, 2014 Jan 14) \ |. / /| ###. / | \ `###._ / \ / /|\ \ ___ / `-._ | ~~ | | ,-._ `| `\___/ \/ | `-.__/ \ _ ,-. / / / \ / | / / |\/ /\ / / / / / _ \ \_/ | __ | `-" `.-" > .-` . ,' `-. / _,-" `-. `. \ () `. _,-' ,-' /` _ `-._ \ () /"\:-' `-.._ _/-/ `-._ `-+._(_ / _,--.__,--,_.--._> \_/ `. `-' _." `\ | \ \ THIS MODAFINIL IS REALLY KICKING IN | | \ \ \ `. | /`=._ \ \ \ `\ \ | \ \/ `\ \_ A. `\ _\ Hh. ` A, `HHh. HH. `HHHh qHHb `HHH. qHH. HHHh qHHb.dHHH. "HHHHHHHHh ,HHHHHHHH. dHD ,dHHHHHHHHHh. ,dP ,dHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHP dHHP `HHHH" `HHHHHHHb. db dHHP dHHH' :HH `Hh. `HHHHH' `HHHP HH. `Hh HHHH' `"' `HD ` `HHHh. ` `Hh.,. `HHHH \. ,dHHH' HHHHHHH' HHHHH' "HHH "V S-v File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-28.txt #5332 SACRE-COEUR (Tue, 2014 Jan 28) n .'''. .'''. .". ''' ''' / -=\ ... n |. -=.| n '...' .../-\:.===.:7-\ .... '...:=:|:/o\:|:=: '.... ''. |H|.'|T|`.|H| '' ,'='=,-:-,='-'. WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT :-|/o\|:|;|:|/o\|-: INCLUDING SPELLING SIMPLE WORDS ., |'|---=======---|'| SUCH AS "SCARED" OR "HEART" ;:;, .,, ..,|;_.;;..;;;..;;.|;|,,. .;. :::;|___|=========================|___| ,. :;:;;===| .::. .:::::. .::. |===|;;; ::;;:___|_|;;;;|_|;;;;;;;|_|;;;;|_|__.:::: :;:;,,,/===/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,\===\::;;;; l42::/===/:::::::::::::::::::::::\===\;:;: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-03-05.txt #5368 NOT OFF TO A GOOD START (Wed, 2014 Mar 5) ___ ________________________ ___ ________________________ ___ I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I IHI I I IHI I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I O I-I I I O I-I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I IHI I I IHI I I I I I I I I I I ___I I________________________I I___I I________________________I I___ I (_( )___( )_) I (_( )___( )_) I I I I I I I I I I I I I I_I I_I I I I I I I CN _H_ <$> <$> _H_ <#> <#> _H_ WELCOME TO THESTALL.COM TODAY IS NOT OFF TO A GOOD START IS IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-03-04.txt #5367 MARU II (Tue, 2014 Mar 4) _.. /}_{\ /.-' MARU, PLEASE STOP STARING AT ME WHILE I BEAT OFF ( a a )-.___...-'/ ==._.== ; HERE, HERE'S A BOX TO PLAY WITH TO DISTRACT YOU \ i _..._ /, {_;/ {_// fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-29.txt #5333 STATE OF THE UNION (Wed, 2014 Jan 29) /\ , {Oo\{o\ .=. OKAY I'VE GOT THE STATE OF THE UNION IN ONE WINDOW {o: \:.\ / \ AND MYFREECAMS IN THE OTHER {O:' \:.-'_.-\_)____ {o:. /`~('-./-----.\ I'M CURRENTLY UNABLE TO TELL WHICH ONE IS }o: // /| `/\ FAILING TO GIVE ME AN ERECTION {O:'// /-' /\/\ }o-/( <___ \'/ /\/\/\ ON THE ONE HAND, OBAMA LATELY GIVES DRONING AND /o./ ;--._)====* -\/\/\/ EASILY FORGOTTABLE SPEECHES PLUS THE STATE `"`\ \ /.\ `""` OF THE UNION IS THE MOST BORING OF ALL \ \ POSSIBLE PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHES \ \ jgs /`\ ) ON THE OTHER, THIS CAMGIRL IS SINGING |/| | AND SINGING BADLY AT THAT _// \| | / || BUT THEN AGAIN THE WAY SHE MOUNTED THE |/ / | DILDO BELOW THE CAMERA TO SIMULATE A `\| FIRST-PERSON EXPERIENCE WAS VERY PRESIDENTIAL ' SO EH I DON'T KNOW IT'S A WASH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-15.txt #5319 A SINCERE QUERY (Wed, 2014 Jan 15) | 30 -| |~~| | | | 20 -| |~~|| ||~~| | | || || | |~~| 0 -| | || || ||~~|| | |_|__||__||__||__||__|___ Jan Feb Mar Apr May I HAVE A TIME MACHINE AND THIS IS A PLOT OF ASCII ART FARTS READERS IN THE OPENING MONTHS OF 2014 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-01.txt #5305 FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW III (HAPPY NEW YEAR) (Wed, 2014 Jan 1) FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW ) ) ,- ) /| .-='_._) . __.- \ (_( '/ / / / . . . _.-' ,--. ) ' ' - . . :. .. ___...--..--' . . /(p) `--' _..---...___. ..:.:..x="::.:. .. : /\ .--.___..---" `"-===.::/::::... .. a8888a / _)---' . `x:. . ... 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(` '` .; ) ' (( (" ) ;(, (( ( ;) " )" _"., ,._'_.,)_(..,( . )_ _' )_') (. _..( '..jb PULLING OUT MY ONLINE THESAURUS TO FIND WORDS WHICH WILL MAKE THE FAT LADY'S REQUESTS GO AWAY (I CAN'T DO IT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO) GIVING UP, PULLING THE FIRE ALARM TOTALLY WORTH IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-11.txt #5315 IRE (Sat, 2014 Jan 11) _/'-. _ `. * * \// / \ \ | : _ / | | '. * * // \: '. / '. _ .' ___ '. HOLY GOD THAT FART SMELLED SO BAD _\.-' =| |= .' IT ATTRACTED THE IRE OF SPACE ALIENS _| |_ .' * ______|-----|______________ ______| MIR |____._________| |o o o| ` * -) ||||||\` ' | | /" * /~~~\ |___\` ~ '. _.-~=====~-._ * ||||||||o o/|/|||||'.\|| .' ' '.(_____________) ||||||||o o||||||||||'.| .' \_______/ (___) '. .' __| |__ '. .' ___|o o o|___ * |___| |___| * * * |_____| JRO * * File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-03-01.txt #5364 GREEN CARD (Sat, 2014 Mar 1) ______________________________________ | | _.---------|.--. | .-' ` .'/ `` | .-' .' | /| | .-' | / `.__// | .-' _.--/ / | | _ .-' / / | | ._ \ / ` / | | ` . / ` / | | \ \ '/ / | | - \ / /| | | ' .' / | | | ' |.'| | | | | | | | |______________________________________| | |.' | / | / | / ) /| TODAY IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE .A/`-. / | AMMMA. `-._ / / NOW I AM AN AMERICAN CITIZEN AMMMMMMMMA. `-. / / AMMMMMMMMMMMMA. `. / FUCK MY BROWN ASS AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA.`. / MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA.`. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA.`. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMV' VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-10.txt #5314 BOWING (Fri, 2014 Jan 10) \ I'M BOWING THIS ONE FUCKING TIME BUT IF YOU DON'T /\ PUT OUT I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU WITH THIS IMPLEMENT 7_\ \, / {))) _/|,~, ((( / ())) )__/)))) /(\|((( | (/ /_|\\ | \ \|\(` | \ // \\ | \ ejm // \\ |_____\ == == -- -' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-04.txt #5308 A TOAST (Sat, 2014 Jan 4) _ __ _ __ ( `^` )) ( `^` )) | || | || | || | || jgs '-----'` '-----'` LET'S ALL TOAST TO PHIL TO PHIL PHIL HERE'S TO PHIL HERE'S TO PHIL TO PHIL A TOAST TO PHIL THAT PHIL PHIL PHIL, THE MAN TO PHIL CLINK CLANK BINK BONK CLINK CLONK CAN WE GO NOW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-12.txt #5316 STOCKINGS (Sun, 2014 Jan 12) _______ /::::::::\ |:::::::|:| |:::::::/:/ |::::::/:/ I WONDER WHERE THE SEVERED TORSO WENT |=====;==| | | | | | | | | | | / / \ < < | \ \ | | | | | | | / / | ( ( / ) ) / .-'.-' jgs \_/\_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-06.txt #5310 POLAR VORTEX (Mon, 2014 Jan 6) `-.___________,-._______,-"~-. \ SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ,~``'`'c; \ THE GODDAMN WEATHER ALREADY ,{ {~\ " ) `,}`;} `^ /; ~` ~` / [ / {`)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -='"'"-~`;-._ __,~` ;/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / / \ `-~`-,_____> / }~~~~~~~~,=-<7\~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ \ \ / \~~~~~~~/ / (~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` \ '~~~~~~~~~~~~` ~ ' ~~~~~~ dew File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-03-03.txt #5366 W.R. (Mon, 2014 Mar 3) ___________ [===| _ |====] | |_ || | |_ | || | _||\/| || CHECK OUT MY JERKOFF TOWEL | | | || | || ALSO CALLED A "WANG RAG" ejm97 |==========|| |==========|| '"'""""'"'"'| | | '""'"""'"'"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-03-02.txt #5365 COLUMBINE (Sun, 2014 Mar 2) _________ /' /| / / |_ / / //| /_________/ ////| COLUMBINE / COLUMBINE | _ _ | 8o////| | /'// )_ | 8///| COLUM-YOURS / AND COLUMN-MINE |/ // // ) | 8o///| / // // //,| / 8//| / // // /// | / 8//| / // // ///__|/ 8//| /.(_)// /// | 8///| (_)' `(_)//| | 8////|___________ (_) /_\ (_)'| | 8/////////////// (_) \"/ (_)'|_| 8///////////// (_)._.(_) d' Hb 8oooooooopb' `(_)' d' H`b d' `b`b d' H `b d' `b `b d' `b d' `b File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-07.txt #5311 THE SOUND OF MUSIC (Tue, 2014 Jan 7) _______ / /, / // 31 2 * * * CHMOD 0 /DEV/AUDIO /DEV/DSP # I AM SIXTEEN /______// 1 11 * * * CHMOD 666 /DEV/AUDIO /DEV/DSP # GOING ON SEVENTEEN (______(/ JR File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-13.txt #5317 PRINGLES (Mon, 2014 Jan 13) ,-. :_.' PRINGLES HAVE RIDGES (NO ACTUALLY THEY DON'T) *pop*,--. |--| | | | | jg | | __ `--' (_( File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-22.txt #5326 BRAZIL (Wed, 2014 Jan 22) .''. (~~~~) || __||__ /______\ | |' _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | |'|o| - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -|| | |'| | || | |'| | . ' . || | |'| | . ' ' . || | |'| | . ' .-'"'-. ' . || | |'| | . ' ," ". ' . || | |'| | . ' /: :\ ' . || | |'| | . ' ; . ; ' . || | |'| | ' . \: . . :/ . ' || | |'| | ' . `. . . ,/ . ' || | |'| | ' . `-.,,.-' . ' || | |'| | ' . . ' || | |'| | ' . . ' || | |'| | ' || | |'|o|-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_|| | |' | |' | |' ARE MOST OF THE POPULATION OF BRAZIL | |' SHEMALES OR WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE '~~' lgb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-23.txt #5327 FLAGS (Thu, 2014 Jan 23) __ .-'||'-. OKAY SO WHEN OBSERVING THIS SUPPORT FOR THE .' || '. FIRST TIME, I BELIEVE THE GOAL IN FOOTBALL / __||__ \ IS TO ACCUMULATE AS MANY FLAGS AS POSSIBLE | /`- -`\ | | | 6 6 | | THEREFORE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE SCORING SYSTEM \/\____7___/\/ .--------:\:I:II:I:/;--------. / \`:I::I:`/ \ | `------' | | \____/ | | , __ ___ , | |======| / | / _ \ |======| |======| ^| | | | | | |======| |~~~~~| | | | |_| | |~~~~~| | |\ [___] \___/ /| | \ \| |/ / `\ \ _ _.-=""=-._ _ / /' `\ '`_)\\-++++-//(_`' /' jgs ; (__|| ||__) ; ; ___\ /___ ; '. ---/-=..=-\--- .' `""` `""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-21.txt #5325 BIG EVERYWHERE (Tue, 2014 Jan 21) ____ ,'' _,-`. ,' ,'_| I'M BIG IN JAPAN / / <>| : : \ EVEN ON THE MOON AS A MATTER OF FACT : : _\ \ \ -| `. `._| `..__`-.' SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-09.txt #5313 LATE (Thu, 2014 Jan 9) _.,_ I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW ,-'.' .`-, ASCII ART FARTS GOT ;; '. ' `. ;` - _ THREE WEEKS BEHIND _,-; ' ; `. ,% .-, - ,_.,-'` ';; ; : ;%' | | \ ___ _._,-`'\ `'-`' _.,' `. ) __,--`-,,`' ,._,.-`-., _.,-.--.-,`''` | _| |__ `---'////\ / .-, `-`-^--`'^`-...,,| | |.,/ //\)(/ `-\.-. | `-' ( .-; | | ,. `-~ ~~-. `._.' ,/ / `~ ~~~ ~~ /,.`) // / /_ `/ ( `/ mic `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-08.txt #5312 PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING EXPOSED (Wed, 2014 Jan 8) ( ) ( ) ( ) _ ) ALL PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS ARE COPROPHAGES ( \_ _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) Krogg98 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-20.txt #5324 UNCOLA (Mon, 2014 Jan 20) // // OUR SECURITY CAN'T RISK ALTERCATIONS // WITH THE UNDEAD // _______|| ,-''' ||`-. ( || ) OR THE UNCOLA |`-..._______,..-'| | || | | _______|| | |,-'''_ _ ~ ||`-.| | ~ / `-.\ ,-'\ ~| |`-...___/___,..-'| | `-./-'_ \/_| | | -' ~~ || -.| jrei ( ~ ~ ~~ ) `-..._______,..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-18.txt #5322 FIFTH LEADING CAUSE (Sat, 2014 Jan 18) .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. I'M THE SIXTH LEADING CAUSE OF BALLS / // \ / \ | // : | ......::::: OKAY FINE FIFTH : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' `"----"' `"----"' AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-24.txt #5328 SELF-DIAGNOSED NEUROTYPICAL (Fri, 2014 Jan 24) __)), //_ _) ( "\" FOLKS I'M A SELF-DIAGNOSED NEUROTYPICAL \_-/ ,---/ '---. / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-30.txt #5334 SAMURAI'S PRIDE (Thu, 2014 Jan 30) /| /'|| | || | || | || TODAY I DID NOT FART ONCE | || (EXCEPT DURING DUMP) | || | || | || | || | || | || | || | || | || | || | || __.--._ | || /~~ __.-~\ _ | || _.-~ / _---._ ~-\/~\ | || // / /~/ .- \ /~-\ | ||((( /(/_(.-(-~~~~~-)_/ | | || ) (( |_.----~~~~~-._\ / | || ) | \_| | || (| =-_ _.-=- |~) , | || | `~~ | ~~' |/~-._-'/'/_, | || \ | /~-.__---~ , , | || | ~-'' || `\_~~~----~ | ||_.ssSS$$\ -====- / )\_ ~~--~ ___.----|~~~|%$$$$$$/ \_ _.-~ /' )$s._ __---~-~~ | |%%$$$$/ / ~~~~ /' /$$$$$$$s__ /~ ~\ ============$$/ / /' /$$$$$$$$$$$SS-. /' ./\\\\\\_( ~---._(_))$/ / /' /$$$$%$$$$$~ \ ( //////////(~-(..___)/$/ / /' /$$%$$%$$$$' \ \ |||||||||||(~-(..___)$/ / / /' /$$$%$$$%$$$ | `-__ \\\\\\\\\\\(-.(_____) / / /' /$$$$%$$$$$%$ | ~~""""""""""-\.(____) / /' /$$$$$%%$$$$$$\_ / $|===||| /' /$$$$$$$%%%$$$$$( ~ ,'| __ $|===|%\/' /$$$$$$$$$$$%%%%$$| ,'' | ///\ $|===|/' /$$$$$$%$$$$$$$%%%%$( /' \///\|===| /$$$$$$$$$%%$$$$$$%%%%$\_-._ | `\//|===| /$$$$$$$$$$$%%%$$$$$$-~~~ ~ / `\|-~~(~~-`$$$$$$$$$%%%///////._ ._ | (__--~( ~\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \ \ (__--~~( \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\| \/ (__--~( ||||||||||||||||||/ _/ (__.--._____//////////////////__..---~~ | """"''''' ___,,,,ss$$$% ,%\__ __,,,\sssSS$$$$$$$$$$$$$$%% ,%%%%$$$$$$$$$$\;;;;\$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$%%%$. ,%%%%%%$$$$$$$$$$%\;;;;\$$$$$$$$$$$$%%%$$$$ ,%%%%%%%%$$$$$$$$$%$$$\;;;;\$$$$$$$$$%%$$$$$$, ,%%%%%%%%%$$$$$$$$%$$$$$$\;;;;\$$$$$$%%$$$$$$$$ ,%%%%%%%%%%%$$$$$$%$$$$$$$$$\;;;;\$$$%$$$$$$$$$$$ %%%%%%%%%%%%$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$\;;;$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ""==%%%%%%%$$$$$TuaXiong$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$SV" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$===="""" TX """""""""~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-03-09.txt #5372 COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9) . . + : . : _ I THOUGHT THE COSMOS REMAKE WAS OKAY EXCEPT . ! ' (_) I FOUND THE FOUR-MINUTE SEQUENCE AT THE END ,|.' WHERE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON RECOUNTED HOW - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - CARL SAGAN TRIED TO MOLEST HIM IN ITHACA ,`|'`. REALLY OVERWROUGHT AND DEPRESSING , ! . : : " . --+-- .: . ! O!o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-03-08.txt #5371 CHEESE SKIRTS (Sat, 2014 Mar 8) _.---._ .' / '. / _/ \ / .-'` '. \ WHO WERE THE CHEESE SKIRTS .' | ^ _ ^ | '. .' \ _ / \ / '.___.' '. | _.' '._ \ | .' `"---"` '. | \ | | / \ | | | | / \ | :--"""--: | /` ) | | | | ( / \.'-.....-'./ \ / .' / ;|:| \ '. | .-._ \_.-' .' / ' . : '. '. / | \``` .' ; \ `: \ \ ' '. .--'\ | ' ' . `-._ /`;--' /_.' . `-. | `--` / \ \ \ .' ' '-. | \ ' ' __\ | '. . _.-' `) / '-._ _.-' `| .-` _.' `'--....____.--'| (` _.-' jgs / | | \ `"` \__/ \__/ WHO INDEED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-31.txt #5335 NECK WISH (Fri, 2014 Jan 31) __ .-'||'-. .' || '. I DON'T REALLY CARE WHO WINS / __||__ \ THE SUPER BOWL THIS YEAR JUST SO | /`- -`\ | LONG AS SOMEBODY BREAKS PEYTON | | 6 6 | | MANNING'S NECK \/\____7___/\/ .--------:\:I:II:I:/;--------. / \`:I::I:`/ \ | `------' | | \____/ | | , __ ___ , | |======| / | / _ \ |======| |======| ^| | | |_| | |======| |~~~~~| | | | |_| | |~~~~~| | |\ [___] \___/ /| | \ \| |/ / `\ \ _ _.-=""=-._ _ / /' `\ '`_)\\-++++-//(_`' /' ; (__|| ||__) ; ; ___\ /___ ; '. ---/-=..=-\--- .' `""` `""` jgs+tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-25.txt #5329 STAR WARS EPISODE VII (Sat, 2014 Jan 25) _.-'~~~~~~`-._ / || \ CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE / || \ TO FOCUS ON THE DRUG ADDICT, THE OLD MAN | || | WHO'S PRACTICALLY FALLING ASLEEP WHILE | _______||_______ | READING LINES, AND THE SHITTY YOUNG ACTOR |/ ----- \/ ----- \| WHO'S NOW A SHITTY OLD ACTOR / ( ) ( ) \ / \ ----- () ----- / \ / \ /||\ / \ / \ /||||\ / \ / \ /||||||\ / \ /_ \o========o/ _\ `--...__|`-._ _.-'|__...--' | `' | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-19.txt #5323 THE WANNABE SPORT (Sun, 2014 Jan 19) ___________________________ | | | |___ | ___| HA HA SOCCER STILL THINKS IT'S A SPORT |_ | | | _| .| | |. ,|. .| | |. || | | ) ( | ) ( | | || '|_| |' `|' `| |_|' |___| | |___| | | | |_____________|_____________| SM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-27.txt #5331 WOODY ALLEN QUOTE (Mon, 2014 Jan 27) EIGHTY PERCENT OF SUCCESS IS SHOWING UP AND PROCEEDING TO MOLEST YOUR ADOPTED DAUGHTER %%%% %%% , %%%6 ` """" %%% < oo''@ @ | %%% )( __o / 9 %%%_ \ _/ \ / \= / |_\ ) _| |__ Y__ ___ /___ \ \__/..<' |_| ---/ / \H/ \ \_..--<__________/ / | \ )==0 ____oooo______oooo______ ####### /_______________________/ ######## [_______________________] ####### || | | || | \ || ||___| |___||/ \ || || || || || / // || || || || ( || || || || || \ || || || || || )|| | == | | == | |\\ |(__)/ \(__)| _apc____V\\\____________________ ====================___ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-01-26.txt #5330 CCCP (Sun, 2014 Jan 26) /,, /\ ) \,' /`'`\ HEY REMEMBER THE SOVIET UNION ?!?!?!?!? , YEAH ME NEITHER ,@, ,@@@, ,@@@@@, `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@` `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@` `@@@@@@@@@@@` DR ,@@@@@@`@@@@@@, @@@@` `@@@@ ;@` `@; _ _ _ _ ( ( ( |_) ~ ~ ~ | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-04.txt #5339 PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN (Tue, 2014 Feb 4) . . . . . -)------+====+ . -)----==== ,' ,' . . . `. `.,;___,' . `, |____l_\ _,.....------c==]""______ |,,,,,,.....____ _ . . "-:______________ |____l_|]''''''''''' . . ,'"",'. `. . -)-----==== `. `. LS . -)-------+====+ . . . . NOW THAT THE SUPER BOWL'S OVER WE CAN ALL CONCENTRATE ON HOW GREAT STAR WARS EPISODE VII WILL BE SINCE THEY'LL BE SURE TO CAST PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN IN A SIGNIFICANT ROLE OH OHHHHHHHH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-10.txt #5345 FEEDBACK (Mon, 2014 Feb 10) .(80 .,88888 ______,4888888888888888 ,4888888888888888888888888888888888888888 (88888888888888888888888888888888888888888 ,888` BY HH HH `88888 (88( KH AR AS `(80 `888. HH HH HH `888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888). `~(8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888. 0. .H. .H. ,888) 000=88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888' 000~888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888)' *' UPDATED SITE !!!!1 TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK !!!11 [SEND FEEDBACK] REDESIGNED MAIN PAGES AND GIF!!11 LIKE IT?!?!/1/ [SEND FEEDBACK] ADDED FRAMES!!11 LIKE 'EM?!?!? HATE 'EM!?!?!?!/ [SECOND FEEDBACK] THINKING ABOUT TAKING THIS SITE DOWN, COMMENTS/QUESTIONS ?? [SEND FEEDBACK] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-11.txt #5346 YOU ARE UNIQUE (Tue, 2014 Feb 11) |\ | | ||\ \ /(_~ |~)|_~|\/||_~|\/||~)|_~|~) |~\|_|/\||~\ | ,_) |~\|__| ||__| ||_)|__|~\ \ //~\| | |\ |~)|_~ | ||\ ||/~\| ||_~ | \_/\_/ |~\|~\|__ \_/| \||\_X\_/|__ (J U S T L I K E E V E R Y O N E E L S E) _____ _____ _____ _____ .' '. .' '. .' '. .' '. / o o \ / o o \ / o o \ / o o \ | | | | | | | | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | \ '---' / \ '---' / \ '---' / \ '---' / '._____.' '._____.' '._____.' '._____.' P.S. CHOKE ON IT FAGGOT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-05.txt #5340 POMPEII (Wed, 2014 Feb 5) ______________________________________________________ __________|___________,_______________________________ __________|__________//,______________________________ POMPEII FACT: __________|__________\|/;..___________________________ __________|___________\\//\,._________________________ WHO GIVES A SHIT __________|___________/ '\/_________________________ __________|__________/,* _ |_________________________ __________|_________( ) ( ) (_________________________ __________|__________\( " \________________________ __________|____________) \\______________________ __________|___________( \\\___________________ __________|____________\ ( \\ \\\_________________ __________|____________(\ \\ \\ \\\_______________ __________|_____________\\ \\ \\ \\\_____________ __________|______________\\ \\ \\ \\____________ __________|_______________\\ \\ \\ \\___________ __________|________________\-\ \\\ \\\\___________ __________|_________________\ /\_ \\\ \\___________ __________|__________________(( \-___- \\\__________ __________|___________________\ \_______ \\\_________ __________|____________________\ \_______ \\\________ __________|_____________________\ \________\\\_______ __________|______________________\ \________\\\______ __________|_______________________\ \________\\______ __________|________________________(--)_______________ __________|___________________________________________ __________|___________________________________________ bni File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-13.txt #5348 THE MUSICAL (Thu, 2014 Feb 13) __.-''"""`--. ,' `-. / ,.-' `\ ,' .-' , `- ,' _,' , `. ,--. ,' ,' , , \ _,' | | ,', , , \_-' | | ,' , , ,-' / | ' , _ ,-' ,/ / | , _-Y-';--;-' _.-' / \ , ,';/,/'//,' ,-' ,' \ ,'(-- -LMMMMEiii| '|/||;\|\-/\\\<-HHMMMMMNA `"qMiii' ||||`'-'\\\\\\\\MHMMMF H `!ii ||/|/|\`\|\)|| |HHMMMl H !i ||||'|/\||/Y/- -.qMMR J `! ||-'/|X\//L-,`/QBbMF j' | (FROM "GAYTOWN: THE MUSICAL") //-//|\\\|`\\\AMMMF v' \ /||||X|||\\|\\MMR'.=' \ /|hjm\/ |\\|\\\MS | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-07.txt #5342 WINTER OLYMPICS 2014 (Fri, 2014 Feb 7) (() /|||\ (())))) (|( */ ))( ,` (|)()) ( ) \ o ,...., HONEY THE WINTER OLYMPICS ARE ABOUT TO START /, _) (\_ |::::: .\\__| \ \ (::::: PLEASE TAKE THIS BULLET AND LOAD IT INTO /\\ | \_\ \;;; MY FIREARM AND SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKING FACE ( |)| \ \__)_(__ | | \ ) | | \ | | | __ | :/ | | | \ |_____| | | | \/ | |___| | \ | ) I\__\ _| |.___._.'_ \`--, (_____( ) Sher^ `'' |_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-06.txt #5341 A NEW ERA (Thu, 2014 Feb 6) _.._..,_,_ ( ) ]~,"-.-~~[ TODAY I WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE, CONSIDERED BUYING .=])' (; ([ BEER AND GETTING DRUNK, AND DECIDED *AGAINST* IT | ]:: ' [ '=]): .) ([ THIS IS THE DAWN OF A NEW, BORING ERA |:: ' | PMH ~~----~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-12.txt #5347 STROKING (Wed, 2014 Feb 12) tQn | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| (STROKING) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-16.txt #5351 TETRAQUARK (Sun, 2014 Feb 16) _.-"""-._ _.-"""-._ / (#\ \_.-"""-._/ (#\ \ : \#) |.:|||:.| \#) : \ /|||||(#\|\ / "-.___.-"||||||\#)||"-.___.-" \|||||||||/ `":|||:"' POSSIBLE TETRAQUARK ?!??! MORE LIKE FOUR-QUACK .-" "-. .' (#\ `. GET IT : \#) : `. .' IT'S A PERQUACKY JOKE "-...-" Ojosh!ro File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-02.txt #5337 NEWLY CHRISTENED (Sun, 2014 Feb 2) . ____/_ \== .'__===_| WELCOME TO S.S. DIPSHIT \_ _ _ /"---' \/ |_|_|_|_\_______\______ `.==-------------------|_ I MEAN YAY SUPER BOWL MAY THE BEST TEAM WIN LGB `.___________________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-03.txt #5338 SUPER BOWL LETDOWN (Mon, 2014 Feb 3) @@@@@@@@ @@@ \| \ NOOOO !!!! THE ${FILL_IN_WINNING_SPORTS_TEAM}S @@@@@ (*) (*) WON !!!!!!!1111 HOW COULD THE ${COMPETITOR}S @@@@@@ \ \ HAVE LET THAT HAPPEN ?!?!?!?!/1/1/1/1/ @@@@@@ __) ) @@@@@@ ________( _ | | @@@@@@ /|/|/|/|/ | ' |__| @@@@@ | A |_|| _ | | @@@@@ | /| /| /| |_| | | ejm97 @@ \/_|/_|/_| | | @@@@ \ @@@@@@ _______) ) ( File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-17.txt #5352 CEREAL KILLER (Mon, 2014 Feb 17) o8Oo./ I'M A CEREAL KILLER !!!!!!! ._o8o8o8Oo_. \========/ AM I THE FIRST ONE TO THINK OF THAT EVER OR WHAT ?!?!?! hjw `------' WRITE BACK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-01.txt #5336 TYPICALLY NEUROTYPICAL (Sat, 2014 Feb 1) __ __ ,;::\::\ ,'/' `/'`/ WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE CONDITION WHERE YOU'RE _\,: '.,-'.-':. 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ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE OFTEN "SELF-DIAGNOSED" ??? /"'| | \ ::. ) : : |" ( \ | OH RIGHT :.(_, : ; \'`-'_/ / NEUROTYPICAL `... , _,' |,| : | |`| | | |,| | | ,--.;`| | '..--. /;' "' ; '..--. )) \:.___(___ ) ))' SSt`-'-'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-15.txt #5350 TOO MUCH FTL (Sat, 2014 Feb 15) I I ___ I ___ /^^^^___^^^^\ I /^^^^___^^^^\ /^^^/V/V/V/V/V/V\^\I/^/V\V\V\V\V\V\^^^\ /^^/V/\/V/V/V/V/V/V/V\Y/V\V\V\V\V\V\V\/\V\^^\ /^ /V/V/V\V/V/V/V/V/Vv//I\\vV\V\V\V\V\V/V\V\V\ ^\ /^ /V/V/V/V/\/V/V/vVVVv//^O^\\vVVVv\V\V\/\V\V\V\V\ ^\ / /V/V/V/vvVVV\^^^ // I \\ ^^^/VVVvv\V\V\V\ \ //vvvVV^^ \ // _I_ \\ / ^^VVvvv\\ / \ // (o o) \\ / \ \ // / \=/ \ \\ / \// / /===\ \ \\/ YOU KNOW YOU'VE PLAYED FTL TOO MUCH (/==OOO=====OOO==\) WHEN YOU HIT "J" TO LEAVE THE HANGAR TV File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2014/2014-02-28.txt #5363 SADDLE UP (Fri, 2014 Feb 28) ___ .dSSSS$$pp.. .dSSSS$$$$$$$$; .dSSSS$$$$$$$$$$$ :SSP^" T$$$$$$$$$$b_ I'M PUTTING A TIGER IN MY TANK !!!!1 dSSP $$$S$$$$$$$b` dSS$;_. .:$$$SS$$$$$$b AND FOOD IN MY MOUTH !!!1111 dSS$$$_ ; __."^TSS$$$$$b dSS$$P;" ""' :lSS$$$$$b :SS$$$ ; ::SS$$$$$$b_. 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SOMETHING IS OBVIOUSLY WRONG WITH THESE DICE CAN YOU SPOT IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-03.txt #4697 LAZY (Thu, 2012 May 3) TODAY'S ASCII ART FART IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: LAZY tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-02.txt #4696 RUSSIAN HEAVEN (Wed, 2012 May 2) RUSSIANS WHO GO TO HEAVEN ENJOY A PARADISE WHERE EVERYBODY ELSE IS AS POOR, STUPID, AND DRUNK AS THEY ARE BECAUSE RUSSIANS DON'T STRIVE FOR SELF-IMPROVEMENT BUT ONLY TO MAKE THINGS SHITTIER FOR EVERY ONE ELSE IT'S ONE OF THE BASIC PRINCIPLES OF COMMUNISM -. . _____ ',' , ,' ,' ', ', ,' ,' | | \ \ | | \ /^\ \ ,' ,' \ \ ,' ,' / ~-.___\.-' ,' / .______.- ~ \ / /' \ \ \./ \/' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-16.txt #4710 TOWER DEFENSE (Wed, 2012 May 16) _,^^. _,-', YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GREAT ?!?!?!?!?!?! `. `. __ _,-',-' A TOWER DEFENSE GAME WHERE I PLANT AND \ (_ `,,-' UPGRADE TOWER DEFENSE GAMES TO DEFEND `-...-'\ MY TOWER DEFENSE GAME AGAINST AN ONSLAUGHT jrei _;_; .-. 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File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-26.txt #4934 PFENNIG (Wed, 2012 Dec 26) _.oood"""""""booo._ _.o"" ""o._ oP" __ __ ___ "Yo o8 ,;' ; | /,'`-. `8o IS THIS LIKE A DEUTCHMARK IN d' _/_,---......._____\ `b THAT IT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE d" ,'-''`-.;._ \ _\.__; "b 8' .-------------.`''`-',------._ `8 8 | __________| ,' `. 8 ,8 | | _,--._ / ,--. \ 8. 8' | |,' `. | | | | `8 8 | ,'`. \ | | | | 8 8 |____/ \ | | | | | 8 8 | | | | | | 8 8. .---. | | | | | | ,8 `8 \ \____/ / \ '.__,' / 8' 8 `. ,' `. ,' 8 8. `-.____.-' `-.____.-' ,8 Y. __ __ __ __ .P Y. |__)|__ |__ |\ | |\ | | / __ ,P "8. | | |__ | \| | \| | \__/ 8" cgmm "Y_ _P" jrei `'"oo_ 1958 _oo""' `"""boooooood"""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-23.txt #4870 ZOOS (Tue, 2012 Oct 23) ___ __ __ [_ | / \ / \ / /_| () | () | _|____]\__/ \__/_ _.-"| | | | |"-._ _.-"| | | | | | |"-._ _.-"| | | | | | | | |"-._ _.-"`| | | | | | | | | | |`"-._ _.-" | | | __|.-~|~-.| |_..|.__| | | | | "-._ " | | | |' | ` | \|~"~| | |`-.| | | | | " | | | /| _ | |) |\ | | | |\ | | | | | | | /`| a)| | | | | | | | `\| | | | | | |:` | | /| | | | | | | | | | | | |`-.||` |.-.| ( | |/ |. | | | `;|\ | | | | |`-.|`--|_.'|.;\|__/| | | .| | ||\\ | | | | _ | |:--| | | | | /| |/ | | .'| \\| | | |("\| /|/ | | | | | ' | | | | / | :|; | | |`\'|_/`| | | .\| |/`~|=-.| | |/ | `| | | | `|_.'| | | /`| || | |\ | |( | | | | | | | | |/ |\ || | | `Y| /| \ | | | | | | | | | /| Y || | | || /`| \| | | | | | | | /| | | | || | | || | || | | | | | | | | "-|-" |/__|| | | /_|_| |/__| | | | | | | | | |'""| | | '"|" |"""| | | | __|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__jgs ZOOS ARE A GREAT PLACE TO GO TO SEE NEAT ANIMALS AND REMIND YOURSELF WHAT HIPPO SHIT SMELLS LIKE WHILE UGLY KIDS AND THEIR FAT PARENTS MAKE YAPPING SOUNDS ALL AROUND YOU UNTIL YOU CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE AND YOU THROW YOURSELF INTO THE LION'S DEN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-07.txt #4762 NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN (Sat, 2012 Jul 7) ..______....__________,____,,,. WHEN I GET TO THE PP-19 LEVEL IN `'------- ';;-..-----.-. | BATTLEFIELD 3'S GUN MASTER MODE ; ;; ;; '-''-.__,' I FEEL COMPLELED TO TYPE INTO CHAT ', ,;' ' "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN, HO HO HO" CB '''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-13.txt #4768 ABBOTT AND COSTELLO (Fri, 2012 Jul 13) -------------------------------------------------------------------------, [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [ -----------------------------------------------------------------------/ \|/ | O - ^^ | | _ _ | --O--|/ \ O ^^ | ^^ ||||| | ___ ( ) ( ) _/ /\ /|\ | --|-- | ^^ |O=O| |_ __/_|_\,_|___|___/ / \/\ |~~~~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~| ( - ) | `-O---O-' | /\ \/\_| / \ | .-~~~-. | -- -- -- -- -- / / /\ \ | ' ` | //| o |\\ |______________ | --------------------------------------------------------------_/ [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [' ------------------------------------------------------------' ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET SOME ASSHOLES (1942) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-16.txt #4833 THE ANVIL REJOICES (Sun, 2012 Sep 16) STD TEST CAME BACK CLEAN BITCHES!!! .-------..___ '-._ :_.-' .- ) _ ( --. : '-' '-' ;. /'-.._____.-' | | | \ | \ | / \ | \ )_.-'LGB '-._/__..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-02.txt #4819 LITTLE MISS MUFFET (Sun, 2012 Sep 2) ) ( .---. ) /////\\ _(_ ((c` .( LITTLE MISS MUFFET //o\\ )))_ _/ ATE A BIG BUFFET ((/ ;_ __ / \___(__) / (_ \____/\ /___\\_\ /""|""\\_\_ jgs / | \(__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-14.txt #4831 SNAKE VS. 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MONGOOSE ,\|, .|/ \|/ /| \|/ ,;, ,|.? ^~^ .__ \; \|/ c , '"---.,._ \ | / , ,_,.- ; "', :|; ,; ; ,:/ , - , ;._ _.-=.,-=" ,= , -= , '_.-7_.--.,-="' , -= _AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-05.txt #4760 LOST TOOLBAGS (Thu, 2012 Jul 5) ________________________ | | | o o o | | o= o. .. | OH SHIT THEY'RE ABOUT TO PUT A WOMAN IN | . : . \\. | COMMAND OF THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION | o . o . . oo | | o-.\//. :o. | | ,,, o'\o. o . =o | | "o0". o .=o\_//o o | | ' -," \ / o | | ,` -. | | | |/\/| \\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\| | / , `-, {\/} \ | | '-, \,-' /0o\-_/; | | / \ \ \''/:::: | THIS IS GOING TO MEAN A LOT MORE | '"|^\"` '-==::::; | LOST TOOLBAGS IN LOW EARTH ORBIT | d d || || Na| """""""""""""""""""""""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-28.txt #4845 RON PAUL 2012, 2016, 2020, ... (Fri, 2012 Sep 28) . . \ \ / \ \| \ | / / , \ \ | | | |/ \ | | |/ / | . \ | \ \ | \ / | | / / / | | /_/ / \_ \ \ \ | |\ | | | / | | | / _/,-'/_,-' / _ _ \ \| \_\_ \| \ \\ | |/ / / / _/ _/,---' / \___\ \_ \__ \ \ | \ \ | / // | / // _/_/__/ __/_ __ _ \_ \ \ | \ \ |/ |/ | | / / / /___/ _/ _/ _ \___ \ / _____/ \_ \__ \ -------.___ -----._______ / _/ __/ \__ \ _____ ----- __ / __/ \ _______ ------' / __ | ___________ ___________ | __ / `| ,-' ___________ '. ,' ___________ `-. |' \ | /` (_,-' _______ `./ \,' _______ `-._) '\ | | | ,-' `._,`-. ,-' `._,`-. | | | |. ,' `. `. ,' `. `. :| | | \ `. `-._____,-,' `. `-._____,-,' / | \ ' `-._______,-' : : `-._______,-' ' / \_. | | ._/ | | | | \ / \ / \ / \ / \ | | / | \,--._,--./ | | _,.--'''`-'''`--.._ | --. ,---. ,---. | ,' __,-----------.__ `. ,---. ,---. ,---. ,---. -- \( \( -- \_|____/_,'\/| | | | |\/`._\__ / -- )/ )/ -- )/,--, ) .--.\\ -- \\ .--.\ `-.|__|__|,-' /,--, // -- //,--, /(/__/ / \__\)\ .--.\\ \__\) (/__/ //,--, /(/__/ / `---' `---' \ \__\)`---' `---'(/__/ / `---' jrei `---' `---' RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-11.txt #4766 SAILOR MOON'S MANIFESTO (Wed, 2012 Jul 11) . _,|\ WE FIGHT FOR LOVE AND JUSTICE !!!! \__/ || AND ALSO NICE SHOES AND PRETTY PURSES AND JEWELRY ___ {_]. \ \ L; ` ) ) | : ,(),_,_,(), _/_/ | | / /(,,^,,)\ \ | || | ;`-o-'; | | |/:) | | '.' | | ( \ \( \_-_/ ) | \ `._--)=(---.: | |\ '-_|\O/|_-'/\ | | `\ |/ \| //\ \ / / \ / \ \ ; | :\ /: \/\ | ( / \\,// \ )\ \ | | / /|'|\ \ | \ \ | | / / | | \ \ | |\ \___ ) :'-_/--|_|--\_-`: ( `-\ / / / / \ \ \ \ / / / / \ \ \ \ /\_/ / / / \ \ \ \_/\ \___' / / \ \ `___/ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ /^/ \^\ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ ' ,/ \, ` ; / \ : / /J L\ \ :__/' '\__; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-21.txt #4868 THE X-BOOBS (Sun, 2012 Oct 21) nHHHHHHnHHHn dHHHHHHHHHHHHHHb THE BOOBS ARE OUT THERE dHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHb dHHHHHH~~ '~~9HHHHb ....._________ _____.........__ HHHHH~ ~9HHH .' : : : HHHH: ~HHH `.__..--. :~--' ~-. __....' 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File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-09.txt #4856 THE ZULU WARRIOR'S STORY, IN THREE ACTS (Tue, 2012 Oct 9) ,^. __ ' ` ,' '. |x| /_ _\ O HAI | | / \\ // \ | | (|(o) (o)|) | | \ '' / ,'-,---\ /""\ /-. `.-----'\`""'/-, | | | .\ /.,| | | | / /\/\ \/|\ | | |`| |`| | | | | | | azc|_| ///` '\\\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-24.txt #4932 HAT TIP II (Mon, 2012 Dec 24) . .---------.'---. '. : .' '. .::: .' H/T MY DICK '.'::'.' '||' || || mrz || ---====--- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-30.txt #4938 ARE YOU DOWN (Sun, 2012 Dec 30) .----------------. /__________________\ ||\ ________ /| _ | RAPE CANS || |: :| |o(_)| || |;-""""-;| |o(_)| ARE YOU DOWN WITH IT || |________| | __ | hjw ||/__________\|[__]| "------------------" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-18.txt #4926 IT HURTS TO SING (Tue, 2012 Dec 18) AH LA LA AH LA LA / OW / AH LA LA / OW OW IT HURTS TO SING FOR SOME REASON / / MY FIST IS SINGING HARMONY / / ,(()). ,;;;;. __ ________ _____ ___ ((_ _));'_`'_( _| __ __ __ _| _| _| __ __ () \ /)\ ) / (_|__ _|-_| _(_|(_|(_|__ _|-- ((\ O(() \ O / _____(_|(_|_____________(_|_ SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-28.txt #4722 PARADES (Mon, 2012 May 28) ______________ \c< ( ) |*.**.**.*|| -.% _______.--, _______.--, ___|'_*.-& o=< o(-) | * * * || |_\% ~( *.**.*{c .% ~( -&&- {c .& ~( > *{c |V |v |_*__*__*_|| - ** | |__| ,= | |\ \__| ,= | | |____|*. / > |\ B__,-._MK__|,-._! /_/_| |_|\_\ J |_\_\ |_|\_\ J |_|_|/_|_|* ejm98 `-' `-' \c< ___ o ___ ___.--, ___|'_*.-& __/)[]\_ <=\ __/)[]\_ {c .& ~( > *{c .` o (_,.__,__) \ /~ __(_,.__,._)__ _| ,= | | |____|*. = | <=\ `'__/)[]\_( )__/][]\`' `_/)[]\_ |_|\_\ J |_|_|/_|_|* J \< ~ (_,.__,._) (_,.MK,._) (_,.__,._) ejm98 ( )|( ) `' `' `' `' `' `' IF IT WASN'T ALREADY OBVIOUS THEN THIS IS THE PROOF: PARADES ARE GAY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-02-21.txt #4625 WELCOME TO MEXICO (Tue, 2012 Feb 21) ...eeec..eeeee.. .eP"" ^ ""d""""""***ec..... .zr*e. .e*" ..e=e.r . .e *" ""*c z* .e* .ze*"" .e*"" $F ^$. $*" "$. $ 4F ..e*" .e*" e$b "b .P" ^* ". ^**""" ..e@*" .$e $- 4F *.e "**ee**"" $" .ee==*****"" "b .e@*"*c ^*$. *r $^* E $. 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I'M PISSING ON / `. |`._)/ ) | WOMEN HAVE / \ | / ( \ A TREE ) ) | | / / |AN EXTRA HOLE \ ' > \ `) . _____________ \ / ) \ | \/ > ___________ | . | ) | / | Y___\) | | ) | <_/ | | |a888P^ / (-. | .--'|` > / (YPP 8a___.-' aPa`|.' | | a._..a-' 88888P a:f88P-x-' \ (. a88888P 8888P a8888P ) `8(___.' a8888P 888888 88P ( 888888P 8888P 8888P a8888P 8888P 888 a888P 888 a8888P 88P File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-15.txt #4709 THE PARABLE OF THE PEAR (Tue, 2012 May 15) /) ,.//, /` `'` `\ : : : : : : : : IF YOU DO NOT BOTHER THE PEAR : ; THEN THE PEAR WILL NOT BOTHER YOU : : ; ; ; ; : : \ / `._,.='``'-.,_,.` cjr '-._ ~ _.-' `'''` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-02-08.txt #4612 THE MINOTAUR'S DILEMMA (Wed, 2012 Feb 8) . . |\____/| (\|----|/) LOOK DUDE YOU'RE IN *MY* MAZE WHY DO YOU \ 0 0 / HAVE TO BE SUCH A DICK ABOUT IT | | ___/\../\____ JUST LIVE AND LET LIVE AND GET THE FUCK OUT / -- \ / \ / \ | \___/___/( | \ /| }{ | \ ) \ ||__}{__| | | \ |;;;;;;;\ \ / \_______ \ /;;;;;;;;| [,,[|======' |;;;;;;/ | / ||;;|\ | snd ||;;/| / \_|:||__| \ ;|| / |= || =| |= /\ =| /_/ \_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-01.txt #4695 MAY DAY (Tue, 2012 May 1) /,, /\ ) \,' /`'`\ , HAPPY COMMIE DAY !!!!!!!! ,@, ,@@@, USEFUL IDIOTS SLAUGHTERED: ,@@@@@, ONE HUNDRED MILLION AND COUNTING `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@` `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@` DR `@@@@@@@@@@@` ,@@@@@@`@@@@@@, @@@@` `@@@@ ;@` `@; _ _ _ _ ( ( ( |_) ~ ~ ~ | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-29.txt #4723 TREASURE CHEST (Tue, 2012 May 29) __________ /\____;;___\ | / / HERE'S A WONDERFUL TREASURE CHEST `. 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SLIGHTLY PROPERLY-SHAPED BODY OTHERWISE /` `\ YOU'RE JUST POINTING OUT THAT YOU'RE A MIDGET / '-. : .-' \ OR OTHERWISE HAVE SOME AS-YET-UNIDENTIFIED / | : | \ DEVELOPMENTAL FAILURE / /|.-- --.|\ \ \ ( / . \ ) / \ \|jgs | |/ / \ \_____|_____/ / (_[I===I===I==]_) |-|~~|:|~~|-| | \__/:\__/ | {-_ -: _= } {_ /^\_ - } { -_ } { - _} {_ } {_ - } {____} {____} (___) (___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-19.txt #4927 WORDS WITH FRIENDS (Wed, 2012 Dec 19) ____________________________________________________________________ TRP| | |DBL| | | |TRP| | | |DBL| | |TRP| WRD|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|WRD|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|WRD| |DBL| | | |TRP| | | |TRP| | | |DBL| | ____|WRD|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|WRD|___| | |DBL| | | |DBL| |DBL| | | |DBL| | | ____|___|WRD|___|___|___|LTR|___|LTR|___|___|___|WRD|___|___| DBL| | |DBL| | | |DBL| | | |DBL| | |DBL| LTR|___|___|WRD|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|WRD|___|___|LTR| | | | |DBL| | | | | |DBL| | | | | ____|___|___|___|WRD|___|___|___|___|___|WRD|___|___|___|___| |TRP| | | |TRP| | | |TRP| | | |TRP| | ____|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___| | |DBL| | | |DBL| |DBL| | | |DBL| | | ____|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|___| TRP| | |DBL| | | |***| | | |DBL| | |TRP| WRD|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|***|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|WRD| | |DBL| | | |DBL| |DBL| | | |DBL| | | ____|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|___| |TRP| | | |TRP| | | |TRP| | | |TRP| | ____|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___| | | | |DBL| | | | | |DBL| | | | | ____|___|___|___|WRD|___|___|___|___|___|WRD|___|___|___|___| DBL| | |DBL| | | |DBL| | | |DBL| | |DBL| LTR|___|___|WRD|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|WRD|___|___|LTR| | |DBL| | | |DBL| |DBL| | | |DBL| | | ____|___|WRD|___|___|___|LTR|___|LTR|___|___|___|WRD|___|___| |DBL| | | |TRP| | | |TRP| | | |DBL| | ____|WRD|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|WRD|___| TRP| | |DBL| | | |TRP| | | |DBL| | |TRP| WRD|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|WRS|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|WRD| ST FUCK ZYNGA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-31.txt #4939 BETTER COPE (Mon, 2012 Dec 31) _.-O-._ o_o_o_o_o \_`___`_/ } /. .\ { IT'S ALMOST AS IF THE WORLD OF NUTS IS } | _c_ | { CRASHING ALL AROUND ME WITH NOTHING LEFT __}_\www/_{__ (((( { } )))) OH WELL | |o { } o| | | |o {_} o| | BETTER COPE |_\o _ o/_| \_/==L_I//\_/ \)-.__//-(/ | : //: | | :|/ : | | : | : | | : | : | LOVE AND LEARN |---|---| jgs |__ | __| (___|___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-25.txt #4933 MASQUERADE (Tue, 2012 Dec 25) . '.'.*. .*.'.' . *. '. \ \ * * / / .' .* *._ '. \*88888 88888*/ .' _.* *._ '-. *8*___~*8*~___*8* .-' _.* * '--.8.-~` ~-Y-~ `~-.8.--' * '--.___*/ .----. .----. \*___.--' * 8| \____/ _ \____/ |8 * jgs '---.|\ / \ /.---' ||'-----' '-----' || || LIFE IS A MASQUERADE || || SO SHUT THE FUCK UP || || || |/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-08.txt #4855 THE SECRET ABOUT THE BEATLES (Mon, 2012 Oct 8) / | \ / | \ /O O | O O\ //|\ /|\ /|\ /|\\ /=/ \=/ \= / \=/ \=\ / == == == == == \ / == == == == == \ MP I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT THE BEATLES QUITE FRANKLY SUCKED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-20.txt #4867 THE TALE OF THE THISTLE (Sat, 2012 Oct 20) \\\\\\\|/////// \\\\\\|////// \\\\\|///// \\\\|//// ./#####\. I FALL OFF TREES AND STICK TO SHIT -|#######|- OR SOMETIMES I JUST ACCUMULATE -|#######|- ON THE GROUND AND YOU HAVE TO SWEEP ME '\#####/` . ' | ` . / |- . |\_ _// -| |\_| //___. | | ' / __--' |- . | / <___. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-10.txt #4765 THE CUSTOMARY ABORIGINE GREETING (Tue, 2012 Jul 10) www /n n\ /\ |/^\| / \ | , | ^||^ \_/ || _U_ || HEY WHAT'S UP /` `''-----'P3 / |. .|''-----"|| \'| | || \| | || E | || /#####\ || /#####\ || ||| || ||| || ||| || ||| gem || molom Ll File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-29.txt #4846 S.M.T. (Sat, 2012 Sep 29) .,ad88888ba,. .,ad8888888888888a, d8P"""98888P"""98888b, 9b d8888, `9888B ,d88aaa8888888b,,,d888P' d8888888888888888888888b d888888P""98888888888888P 88888P' 9888888888888 `98P' RR 9888888888P' SPIDER-MAN THREAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! `"9888P"' `"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-04.txt #4759 MASS EFFECT: EXTENDED CUT (Wed, 2012 Jul 4) _.,_ ,-'.' .`-, ;; '. ' `. ;` - _ I DOWNLOADED AND PLAYED _,-; ' ; `. ,% .-, - MASS EFFECT: EXTENDED CUT ,_.,-'` ';; ; : ;%' | | \ SO I COULD BE MAD ___ _._,-`'\ `'-`' _.,' `. ) ALL OVER AGAIN __,--`-,,`' ,._,.-`-., _.,-.--.-,`''` | _| |__ `---'////\ / .-, `-`-^--`'^`-...,,| | |.,/ //\)(/ `-\.-. | `-' ( .-; | | ,. `-~ ~~-. `._.' ,/ / `~ ~~~ ~~ /,.`) // / /_ `/ ( `/ `-' mic File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-01.txt #4818 PLONK MACHINE (Sat, 2012 Sep 1) __________________ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _\ | PLONK |=" | MACHINE | I WILL NEVER TOUCH A WOMAN | | p | | p | p p | `====_ , ,,---., , _===' _,-' p p `-,_ o / l _ ,- `\{)/' -, _ l\ o ; o /' l || l\ ; n o; ; n << l ; ; ; n; ' ' n ; n ; ; `-,_ _,-' ; k k `. ``---------'' ,' k k `-.._ _,-' \````--------''''/ | :: | | ; | | :: | | ; | \(O) :: (O)/ pb `--,__;_,--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-15.txt #4832 DICKWOLVES (Sat, 2012 Sep 15) _________________________ (, ______________________ ) | | || | | @@@@ || @@@@ | | @@@@@@@ || @@@@@@@ | | @@ - - || - @@@@ MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL | | @ c/ || '_ @@@ | | _@| |_ || __\@ \@ WHY DO ONLY CUNTBIRDS | | ( \ )/_\ /_ || _\\ (/ ) @\_/) CARE ABOUT DICKWOLVES JOKES | | \ \|) / \) || |(__/ / /| | | |\_/ ( -/ || \___/ ----/_| | | / \ || ,: '( | | : _/| || |: \ | | : | || |: ) | | : | || |: | | |_______'____,_|_______|| |_____,_| .---('________________________)--. | / ( |____ __________ _| | /\ ) |___| -o- | |__| -o- | ( \| / |___| -o- | |__| -o- | | /'=. b'ger|________| |__|______| '=>/ \ / \ /|/ ,___/| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-14.txt #4769 THREE MONTH SUPPLY (Sat, 2012 Jul 14) \ OKAY ALL SET UP WITH ANOTHER \ THREE MONTHS OF NEEDLES AND HEROIN ___ \ :` o `: \ I MEAN INSULIN |`---`| \ |MmmmM| .--. () YEAH, INSULIN |MMMMM| / \ /\ |mMMMm|/ `.' '.__. `---` jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-11.txt #4828 MAYPOLE (Tue, 2012 Sep 11) _o_o__o_o_ / /| |\ \ / / /| |\ \ \ / / / | | | \ \ OH GOD OH GOD / / / | | \ \ \ WE'RE ALL BEING ELECTROCUTED / / / | | \ \ \ / / / | | \ \ \ / / / | | | \ \ / / / | | \ \ \ | | \ | | \ | \ | \ \ | | | \ | / | \ | | / / / | \ | | | \ | | \ / \ | | | / \ / \ | | | / \ / \ | / | | | / | / | \ | | \ \ | | | |_o_ | | / | \ / \ | | | _o_\ _o_/ _o_| \_o_ /_o_ > > | | | /_\ /_\ | /_\ < < < < | | / \ | | CEH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-28.txt #4783 CANDY CORN VS. LICORICE (Sat, 2012 Jul 28) o oo CANDY CORN: o o o ___o o o THE FUCKING RETARDED NUTSACK OF THE CANDY WORLD /`._;o o | / o ;_ | LICORICE TASTES LIKE SHIT TOO BUT AT LEAST IT COMES `-' jg FROM A TIME WHEN PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-05.txt #4822 DADS WHO GET IT (Wed, 2012 Sep 5) ( / \ DADS WHO GET IT GET GO-GURT ( ) `"' shimrod File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-18.txt #4865 OPENING STATEMENT (Thu, 2012 Oct 18) I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU ALL THERE IS NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER TO BACK UP ANY OF THE BULLSHIT I'M ABOUT TO SAY, AND YOU'D HAVE TO BE PRACTICALLY A FUCKING MORON TO BUY INTO ANY OF IT AND CERTAINLY TO GIVE ANY MONEY TOWARD THE PROPAGATION OF THE COMPLETELY ASININE DIARRHEA WHICH I SPEW DAILY ON YOU DIPSHITS LET US PRAY \\\\, / \\ '<' ) \- / _)_(_ .'\___/'. /.-.___.-.\ [_________] | | ( | , | (\/) ) _\)_ | -|- | <_@__> _(/_ || | | | (/\)(\/) || || | | (\/) <_@_> || || | | <_@_>'(/\) || || | | (/\|/|-. || || .---------. _|_|_ || ||_,-'---------'-,__ |WWWWW| ___jgs|_|____________________|_\_____/__ __ .-. / \ //)\\ | | ||(|| .-. (\__/) .//\\\. //|\\ _)__(_ / `"""` \ )|||( /` `\ .jgs===================================. | | | | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-24.txt #4871 ELECTORAL MAP (Wed, 2012 Oct 24) ,__ _, \~\| ~~---___ , | \ | / | ~~~~~~~|~~~~~| ~~---, _/, > /~-_--__| | | \ / ~\~~/ /~| ||,' | / \ |------| { / /~) __- ',|_\, / | |~~~~~~~~| \ \ | | '~\ |_____,|~,-' |~~--__ | | |____ |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-' {,~ | | ~~~|~~| | ~~\ / `-' |`~ |~_____{/ | | | '---------, \----| | | ,' ~/~\,|` ', \ | | |~~~~~~~| \ | ,'~~\ / | | \ | | | | \_-~ /`~___--\ ', \ ,-----|-------+-------'_____/__----~~/ / '_ '\| | |~~~| | | _/-,~~-,/ \ | | | |_ | /~~|~~\ \,/ ~~~-' | | `~~~\___| | | / '-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'---~\ `~'~ \ | `--,~~~~-~~, \ \/~\ /~~~`---` | \ \ / \ | \ | '\' JB `~' FOLKS WITH THE BIG ELECTION LOOMING I'VE BEEN SCRUTINIZING THIS ELECTORAL MAP AND REALLY CHECKING OUT THE NUMBERS AND I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT I STILL DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-30.txt #4877 THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS (Tue, 2012 Oct 30) _.-----. _.-----. , .-' .--. \ .-' `-. (c__ IF I CAN SPURT THIS FAR IT'S .' ( `-)----' `. / ONLY BECAUSE I STAND ON VK `-._.' (\ THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-09.txt #4917 THE SMUG VIKING (Sun, 2012 Dec 9) , , |\ ,__ |\ \/ `. \ `-.:. `\ `-.__ `\=====| LOOK AT ME LOOKIN' ALL SMUG AND SHIT /=`'/ ^_\ .' /\ .=) .-' .'| '-(/_| .' __( \ .'` /_.'` `. |` jgs \ | |/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-21.txt #4929 MAYAN CALENAR (Fri, 2012 Dec 21) _____ _|[]_|_ _/_/=|_\_\_ I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE END OF THE _/_ /==| _\ _\_ WORLD TODAY _/__ /===|_ _\ __\_ _/_ _ /====| ___\ __\_ ALSO: I'M A GULLIBLE FUCKWAD DIPSHIT _/ __ _/=====|_ ___\ ___ \_ jjs _/ ___ _/======| ____ \_ __ \_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-05.txt #4699 SAN FRANCISCO WISH (Sat, 2012 May 5) I WISH SAN FRANCISCO HAD MORE GAY PEOPLE LIVING THERE ^^ ^^ .. .. [] [] .:[]:_ ^^ ,:[]:. .: :[]: :-. ,-: :[]: :. .: : :[]: : :`._ ,.': : :[]: : :. .: : : :[]: : : : :-._ _,-: : : : :[]: : : :. _..: : : : :[]: : : : : : :-._________.-: : : : : : :[]: : : : :-._ _:_:_:_:_:_:[]:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:[]:_:_:_:_:_:_ !!!!!!!!!!!![]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![]!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^[]^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[]^^^^^^^^^^^^^ [] [] [] [] [] [] ~~^-~^_~^~/ \~^-~^~_~^-~_^~-^~_^~~-^~_~^~-~_~-^~_^/ \~^-~_~^-~~- ~ _~~- ~^-^~-^~~- ^~_^-^~~_ -~^_ -~_-~~^- _~~_~-^_ ~^-^~~-_^-~ ~^ ~ ^- _~~_- ~~ _ ~ ^~ - ~~^ _ - ^~- ~ _ ~~^ - ~_ - ~^_~ ~- ^_ ~^ - ^~ _ - ~^~ _ _~^~- _ ~~^ - _ ~ - _ ~~^ - jgs ~^ -_ ~^^ -_ ~ _ - _ ~^~- _~ -_ ~- _ ~^ _ - ~ ^- ~^~ - _ ^ - ~~~ _ - _ ~-^ ~ __- ~_ - ~ ~^_- ~ ~- ^~ - ~^ - ~ ^~ - ~~ ^~ - ~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-02-18.txt #4622 HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART THREE (Sat, 2012 Feb 18) .-=====-. | .""". | | | | | | | | | | '---' | | | | | .-================-' '-================-. j| _ | g|.'o\ __ | s| '-.'. .'o.` | '-==='.'.=========-. .-========.'.-'===-' '.`'._ .===, | _.-' / '._ '-./ ,//\ _| _.-' _.' '-.| ,//' \-' ` .-' `//'_`--; ;.-' `\._ ;| | \`-' . | I REMEMBER THIS ONE DAY, I SPENT THE |_.-'-._| ENTIRE AFTERNOON SCRAPING MY PIPE AND WATCHING \ _'_ / VIDEOS OF SOME FAT GUY EATING THE WORLD'S |; -:- | HOTTEST CHILE PEPPERS ON YOUTUBE || -.- \ |; .\ WHILE EATING THEM HE MADE DISGUSTING SOUNDS / `'\'`\-; THAT REMINDED ME OF PIGEONS FUCKING ;` '. `_/ |,`-._; .; I WILL NEVER REGRET THAT FINEST OF DAYS `;\ `.-'-; | \ \ | | `\ \ | | ) | | | / /` / | | /| | | | / | / | / |/ /| | \ / / | | /o | | | |_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | '-=====-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-11.txt #4705 THE LONELY PILLOW (Fri, 2012 May 11) .-._ J L-"""-,,__.-"-.-=a. ,:--"---=. ) P'- ` ,`88P' `.| .' L .- `.a8 `8: -=a)\__: L -- .:` `"a ,`b.`J .___..=-. ,-, | - .`. >, .a( ( Y:`:"` `ba--. ,:' | \_ .:. (8' -'' `) _J d`,:d( `Y ` `ada._ J )8\._ 8 .:. 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( \ + . _ )`\-| * ) \ . /_`' // |\ .-' `-a:f . B'/`-'M\_| ) / . . * // ( / . B' `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-20.txt #4928 POO (Thu, 2012 Dec 20) ( ) ( ) ( IF YOU MISSPELL "POO" AS "POIO" THEN ) _ ) IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A TYPE OF LAVA ( \_ _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) Krogg98 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-08.txt #4916 LITTLE PLANET (Sat, 2012 Dec 8) * .--. / / ` + | | ' \ \__, * + '--' * + /\ + .' '. * * /======\ + ;:. _ ; THIS IS AN AWFULLY BIG ROCKET |:. (_) | COMPARED TO THE SIZE OF THE PLANET |:. _ | + |:. (_) | * ;:. ; .' \:. / `. / .-'':._.'`-. \ |/ /||\ \| jgs _..--"""````"""--.._ _.-'`` ``'-._ -' '- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-31.txt #4878 EXCLUSIVE OR (Wed, 2012 Oct 31) _"_ % (< ? ` " __||___ TITS XOR GTFO |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-25.txt #4872 ZOMBIE MODE (Thu, 2012 Oct 25) (())) /|x x| /\( - ) I HOPE THE NEXT CALL OF DUTY GAME'S ___.-._/\/ ZOMBIE MODE IS STILL FUN !!!!!! /=`_'-'-'/ !! |-{-_-_-} ! (-{-_-_-} ! LET ME CHANGE THAT TO "IS FUN" BECAUSE \{_-_-_} ! NONE OF THEM REALLY ARE FUN AT ALL ACTUALLY }-_-_-} {-_|-_} {-_|_-} {_-|-_} ZOT {_-|-_} ____%%@ @%%_______ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-19.txt #4866 SPIDERMAN'S DECLARATION (Fri, 2012 Oct 19) __ / l .' : __.....__..._ ____ / / \ _.-" "-. "" "-. (`-: .---: .--.' _....J. "-. """y \,.' \ __..--"" `+""--. `. : .'/ .-"""-. _. `. "-. `._.._ ; _.'.' .-j `. \ "-. "-._`. : / .-" : \ `-. `- "-. \ ; /.' ; :; ." \ `, :_:/ ::\ ;: ( / .-" .') ; ;-" ; "-. / ; .^. .' .' / .-" / .- : `. '. : .- / __.-j.'.' .-" /.---' / / `,\. .' "":' /-" .' \__.' : : ,\"" ; .' .' .-"" _J ; ; `. /.' _/ \.-" / "-: /"--.b-..-' .' ; / / ""-..' .--'.-'/ , : :`. : / : bug `-i" ,',_: _ \ : \ '._ :__; .'.-"; ; ; j `.l \ \ "-._ `" :_/ :_/ `.;\ "-._ :_"-._ "-. `. l "-. ) `. MY WORST ENEMY IS A GREEN LAMP ""^--""^-. : \ "; \ : `._ ; / \ `._ ""---. / / _ `.--.__.' : : / ; :". \ ; ; : : ; `. `. / ; : ; : `. `. / /: ; : ; "-' :_.' ; ; ; : / / :_l `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-04.txt #4821 AN INTERNECINE STRUGGLE (Tue, 2012 Sep 4) .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. / // \ / \ | // : | ......::::: : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' AsH `"----"' `"----"' MY LEFT NUT IS A SECULAR HUMANIST BUT MY RIGHT NUT IS A RATIONAL ATHEIST File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-29.txt #4784 SPECULATIVE FICTION (Sun, 2012 Jul 29) __ _ _ ___ _ _ __ /| |\/(_ |( /( `/( )\|/\/\|/(_ \\/\//\(__|(_\(_,\(_)/\| |/\(_ /_ _/___ /_ _/_ _ __ // /( )\ // |(_)| /(_ // \(_)/ // |( )| \(_ () () () /\ | \ | Y .-. _ / \ / `-. | | ___.-' / __|___|__ | | | | | |`-.__ | _ _ | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| _\_| |_| | | | | | | | | | | \ _/| | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| _|/ /___\ | __|_______________| | _ _ < | | / \ | | | | | | `-. ____| |_|_ |_| | \_|<__/_|_|_|_|_|_|_\_/ \_____] _ \| _ | , \| | | | | | |/\_ | | _\_|_| |_|_|_| >][]_| _ _ | _ )\)//(_ ___|_|_|_|_| | | |\__\ / \_ /[][]_| |_| _.-" \((()/ |__________.'_|_|_|_|_|_\_ |_[][]_/ _ /_|__/ / [""] \|[_] [_].-'_ | | | | | < |_[][ | |_| \ |_ || |[_] [_< __|\ |_|_|_|_|_|/| |_[][]\ _ \/_ || |/\] [_\ |_ | | <\| | | | \_____| |_ .---. | |/\ _/ [_`-.__ |_|_/>|_|_.-' /| |_| /.-.-.\ | |)\| |[_] [_] /_.| | | | | | `-. |_[][]_| /(-)=(-)\ /|| |[_] [_] [_]| |_|_|_|_|_|_| |_[][]_ /.'\ - /`.\ / / / |[_] [_] [_]| | | | | | | | |__[]__ \__/`-'\__/____/ / / _|[_] [_] [_]| |_|_|_|_|_|_| _____/ / __ __ _____/ \___/____/____/____/____/____/ / // \_/ \/ / / \__ __/ ____ ___ _ / / \ / / _ \ /_ | _/ |_ / / / | \( ) | | | ___ /_ _/ | / /\ / | / / | | / __| / / / \ \|////[]\\\ / /_ | | _) \ / / __ \\) |~/ \ / \ /_____\/____\/___/ /_/ /_/ \_| \__/ \ U| | \ \ _____ _._ /| | \ /| / __ \ [_ _] _ | \_| \ _/ | | | |/ ___ _ __ | | _ _ _ __ _ | | |[]=\ |=[]\ | |___ / -_\|` \| || \/ ||` _)\ \| | | | \ \ \_____/\___)|_/\||_/`.__.'|_| \_ | | | \ \ ______) / | | \ \ .__ \______/ | / \ \ \_'`.__.--. ) / \ ( \ / )`-. _/[]=\ /=[]\_ >>`-'<< .-' (___/)/ \(\___) jro "' "' `-' I LIKE REFERRING TO "SF" AS "SPECULATIVE FICTION" BECAUSE I'M A BORDERLINE RETARDED ASSHOLE WHO LIKES MAKING POINTS BY USING TERMS IN NON-STANDARD WAYS RATHER TNAN JUST FUCKING MAKING THE POINT I WANT TO MAKE IN THE FIRST PLACE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-10.txt #4827 ANIMAL MAGNETISM (Mon, 2012 Sep 10) _.-----._ .'.-'''''-.'._ //`.:#:' `\\\ ;; ' ;;'.__.===============, || || __ ) ;; ;;.' '===============' \\ /// jgs ':.._____..:'~ YOU MAY FIND MY ANIMAL MAGNETISM UNCOMFORTABLE `'-----'` (MAGNETS IN MY PANTS) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-15.txt #4770 CACHE POISONING EXPLOIT (Sun, 2012 Jul 15) __..-======-------..__ . ' ______ ___________`. .' .--. '.-----.`. `.-----.-----`. / .' | || `.` \\ \ \\ _ .' / | || \\ \\_____\_____\\__________[_] / `-----' |'---------`\ .' \ /============|============\'-------------------.._____| .-`---. |-==. |'.__________________ =====|-._ .' `. | | .--------. _` ====| _ . / __ \ | | .' `. [_] `.==| [_] \ [ .` `. | | | .' .---. \ \=| | | | / .-. ' |_____\___________/_/ .'---. `. | | | | `-'| | O |'..`------------------'.....'/ .-. \ | | ___.--' LGB \ `-' / / `._.' | | O | |'___...----''___.--' `._.'.' \ `-' / [___...----''_.' `._.'.' MY BALLS HAVE A CACHE POISONING EXPLOIT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-01.txt #4756 VIOLAS (Sun, 2012 Jul 1) ,--, ,--, ,--, ,--, ( ,-.|.-, )( ,-.|.-, ) (__\v/__) (__\v/__) / /|,--, ,--, |\ \ `-'( ,-.|.-, ) '-' (__\v/__) / /|\ \ `-'|'-' ldb ,--, ,--, ,--, ,--, ,--, ,--, ( ,-.|.-, )( ,-.|.-, )( ,-.|.-, ) (__\v/__) (__\v/__) (__\v/__) / /|\ \ / /|\ \ / /|\ \ `-'\'-' `-'|'-' `-'/'-' ldb THESE ARE THE FLOWERS AND NOT THE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-17.txt #4772 YOUR WEIGHT PROBLEM (Tue, 2012 Jul 17) _.--._ ,' `. / __) __` \ YOUR WEIGHT IS REALLY GETTING ( (`-`(-') ) TO BE PROBLEM (SETTING ON ME) /) \ _ / ( /' )-._.' . \ ___ PLEASE LOSE WEIGHT, GET OFF, OR BOTH ( ,--., `.)___(___) (THANKS) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' 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"""" KB ?$?' `??" `?f' I'M A BUBBLE BATH IF YOU TAKE ME YOU ARE EITHER A WOMAN OR GAY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-13.txt #4707 THE THINKER (Sun, 2012 May 13) _____ / \ (____/\ ) |___ U?(____ _\L. | \ ___ / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | SOMETIMES I SITS AND THINKS ( / _/u | \___|_)_| \| \\ / / \_(___ __) BUT USUALLY I'M JUST POOPING | \\ / / | | | | ) _/ / ) | | _\__/.-' /___( | | _/ __________/ \ | | // / ( ) | | ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| \ (___\ |______)_/ \ |\ \ \ / \ | \__ ) )___/ MR \ \ )/ /__( ___ | /_//___| \_________ _/ ( / OUuuu \ `----'(____________) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-23.txt #4931 THE PROBLEM WITH MARRIAGE (Sun, 2012 Dec 23) .::\)`:`, .:;\/~`\``;) ,.~-----, ;;==`_ ~:;( ,,~{*}\~~--,.`. ;:== 6 6;;) ,(((((({*});~~. .\ ;;C } )' (('`)))~({*}) . \ .\ :;` `--'; >6 6`({*}))) . \~~ | `____/ ( { ))())) . .`, ____._| |_____. `--' (((())) . | / \ \__ _| | \ `-- )))))) . .| | ) \/\/\_{@} | ,-| ((((((( . | | \_ \ \ | / | / | / ))))))) .| | |\ : \ |/ | Y | (/*@@*( ' ` ) . | \ \ \_\/_/ | | / */ \ \'/ /. | \ \ |o | | \. \ |'@'| .| \ \ | ; ,'--,.,.,., \ ~*@*~. . | \ \_________._--`((,:{@}.:))_\ |~@~| . | \ ' | ((,{@}:{@}.))-----' ;/\ (, \._____________`-__((;,{@},:))_________/|{ | . ; | | | `';{@},) /`-----'\ |. | | .__/\__ | `{@};,; / / | \ \ \/ .| | / :; \ | `(@))\ / \. . | | /! | \| ';; ))_/`-'/`_`., \. | | | ! | | ';(( | | ! `_ \ .| | | ! | | )) | | ! |.\_| | |/ ! | | (/ | | ! | . | | ! | | | | ! |~~~~' | ! | | | | ! | | ! | | | | ! | THE ONLY THING I CAN IMAGINE | ! `| `| |' |' ! | WORSE THAN MARRYING A WOMAN | ! -| -| |` |` ! | IS MARRYING A MAN | ! | | | | ! | | ! | | | | ! | AND AT LEAST THE GUY COULD | ! | | | | ! | TAKE A PUNCH | ! | | | | ! | | ! | | | | ! | | ! | | | | ! | | ! | | | | ! | | ! | | ~~~~|~~~~~ |======|=====| /__//__/| | \___ \___ _/) _/) _J L_--______)-____) (___(____/ Y File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-26.txt #4873 N.P.Z.W.L.B. (Fri, 2012 Oct 26) ___ /___\_/ |\_/|<\ (`o`) ` __(\_ |\_ \ ~ /_.-`` _|__) ( ( ( ( /()/ _/`-` _.-`` `\| .-` ( .-. _ _ _ ___ _ _____ __ ( .- \ / `-._ | | | | | / __|| | /`|| ____|| \ \ (\_ /\/ `-.__-()\ \ / /| || / | |/ / | |__ | | \ `-|__)__/ / /``-. /_____8 \ \_/\_/ / | ||| | / | __| | |\ \ \__/ / `-` ` \ / | || \__ | |\`\ | |___ | |_| | />| /( /|( \_/\_/ |_| \___||_| \_\|_____||_____| /| J L \-. J J \-. ( /| |\ /|) `` | | \ `\ | | `\`\ \-. J J J `-..-` |`\-._ NDT L___J L \ L | J L \ `\ | | _.<.-`-._ / \ `-. ( | | \ `/ | | | L \ L | ` L|` L \ `\ .oO() J .\ | L J | \ `/ | || | |\ \ _.<.-` `\ | J L J .\ | / J ) J LJ L ` \ | | |.<.-` `\ | |(.__..-` / /__..--. | \| L____J \ | | _/ `--`` `\| ) \| \ .-` ) ) |/` ) WHAT IF THERE WERE NINJA PIRATE ZOMBIES WHO LIKED BACON File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-13.txt #4830 THE SOUND A MOTORCYCLE MAKES (Thu, 2012 Sep 13) ___ / _\ | /\_| __-'' _' ----'-. |#\#)_,_ VROOM )##\__ _\__.-. - .- (###) '---. `. / - __\____`.#\( ) L(| / .'__//\ \#)`-._.' / \\==. / /_/_//\_\_ /#/ ### / //\\ \ |(________(##)___/-' '| (_) | ____\___/_________________\___/________________________________________VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-07.txt #4824 WON'T GO NEAR THE DAMN THINGS (Fri, 2012 Sep 7) ____ /(( )) ( )6 6( ) (_) l (_) \ <> ) ____) (_____ ( \____/ ) ) ( )( ) ( / / \ / \ \ / / \ / \ \ \ \ )==( / / \ \ / \ / / '\\/ \//' '|\` '|\` \ / \ / ) ( jgs/akg / \ IF YOU PUT YOUR WIENER IN A WOMAN'S COOTER / \ THEN LATER ON A BABY POPS OUT / \ / \ THAT'S WHY I WON'T GO NEAR THE DAMN THINGS / \ / \ ALSO THE PROBLEMATIC LACK OF EVER SHUTTING UP `-...., ,..-' `-..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-02.txt #4757 VISE (Mon, 2012 Jul 2) _ca______ |_________\ 88 88 ___ _88___"8" |________/ 88 8 PUT YOUR BALLS IN HERE 88 .8. 88 | | 88 | | 88 |_| 88 88 sm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-16.txt #4771 WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVING (Mon, 2012 Jul 16) __ __ (,.) ,. (,.) ,. (,.) ,. || || || || || || || || || || || || PISSING NINE TO FIVE ,.||.. || ,.||.. || ,.||.. || //""""\\ || //""""\\ || //""""\\ || WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVING || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || ||____|| || ||____|| || ||____|| || `.____.' || `.____.' || `.____.' || || || || || || || Krogg ______________||__________||__________||_________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-29.txt #4662 THEY GO IN THREES (Thu, 2012 Mar 29) _____ /~/~ ~\ PRISCILLA BUCKLEY DIED THE OTHER DAY | | \ \ \ \ ALSO MARIAH CAREY \ \ \ --\ \ .\'' AND GIANNA MICHAELS --==\ \ ,,i!!i, ''"'',,}{,, THESE THINGS GO IN THREES YOU KNOW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-20.txt #4684 I'M A KITTEN (Fri, 2012 Apr 20) (\ /) MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW (( "-" )) \ @ @ / I'M A KITTEN WHOSE EYES HAVE BARELY OPENED ( "Y" ) pils ".^." `-. MEW MEW MEW _/( _) ( ) (((.\(((./( ( STUFF A COCK IN ME /.((("\ ) (((" " MEW MEW MEW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-15.txt #4648 NOT GONNA MAKE IT (Thu, 2012 Mar 15) .----------------. /__________________\ BLHGLBHLGHLBH NOT GONNA MAKE IT IN TOMORROW ||\ ________ /| _ | || |: :| |o(_)| BHGLBHLGHB PIZZA ROLLS || |;-""""-;| |o(_)| || |________| | __ | ||/__________\|[__]| hjw "------------------" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-08.txt #4672 HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART FIVE (Sun, 2012 Apr 8) .-=====-. | .""". | | | | | | | | | | '---' | | | | | .-================-' '-================-. j| _ | g|.'o\ __ | s| '-.'. .'o.` | '-==='.'.=========-. .-========.'.-'===-' '.`'._ .===, | _.-' / '._ '-./ ,//\ _| _.-' _.' '-.| ,//' \-' ` .-' `//'_`--; ;.-' `\._ ;| | \`-' . | |_.-'-._| \ _'_ / TIME TO LET ME DOWN FOR EASTER |; -:- | SO I CAN PUT SOME COOKIES IN MY OVEN || -.- \ |; .\ SINCE I'M JEWISH IT'S TECHNICALLY / `'\'`\-; A "JEW OVEN" ;` '. `_/ |,`-._; .; ALRIGHT QUIT MAKING STUPID JOKES AND `;\ `.-'-; UNNAIL ME, I'M DYING FOR A SHOWER TOO | \ \ | | `\ \ | | ) | | | / /` / | | /| | | | / | / | / |/ /| | \ / / | | /o | | | |_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | '-=====-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-01.txt #4634 NUCLEAR FOOTBALL (Thu, 2012 Mar 1) THIS SUITCASE CONTAINS THE NUCLEAR FOOTBALL ____ .---[[__]]----. ;-------------.| ____ | || .--[[__]]---. | || ;-----------.| | || | || jgs |_____________|/ | || |___________|/ THIS ONE CONTAINS THE EMERGENCY BACKUP PORNOGRAPHY WHICH DO YOU THINK I'D GRAB FIRST IF THE NEWS CAME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-08.txt #4794 QUAKECON 2012 KEYNOTE (Wed, 2012 Aug 8) _==._. .=..== !!!!!!!`~- -~``'!!!! '!!!: !!!! !!!! .!!!! '!!!. . .!!!!' '!!!!. :!!!: .!!!!' '!!!!::.. .:!/~\!:. ..::!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\_/!!!!!!!!!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!' . . '!!!!!!!!!!!! / \ !!!!!!!!!!!!; I HIGHLY RECOMMEND WATCHING JOHN CARMACK'S \ | / !!!!!!!!!!!!! 3.5-HOUR QUAKECON 2012 KEYNOTE SPEECH ~=+=~ :!!!!!!!!!!!!!: SO YOU TOO CAN LOSE ALL WILL TO LIVE Y !!!!!!' '!!!!!! | .!!!!!! !!!!!!: !!!!!!' '!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! .VVVVVV. .VVVVVV. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-25.txt #4750 TOAST (Mon, 2012 Jun 25) _ __ _ __ ( `^` )) ( `^` )) | || | || I THINK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE TOAST | || | || jgs '-----'` '-----'` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-19.txt #4744 FOODIES (Tue, 2012 Jun 19) .-'''''-. |'-----'| /`-.....-`\ | <_} | I RAPE PEOPLE THAT LIST | .-\-. | THEMSELVES AS "FOODIES" _,._ | /# ` \ | IN THEIR "FOODIE HOLE" __.-` `"""-. | \ / | ..--' `"-. `)_,._ \ '-'-' / (` )--.-"``` `"-.`'-----'` '-----------' ( ) jgs `-------------` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-10.txt #4583 LISTEN TO THE CLAYMORE (Tue, 2012 Jan 10) --_-- ( -_ _). ( ~ ) ) FRONT TOWARD FRIENDS AND FAMILY (( ) ( ) () ) (. )) ( ) ``.. ..`` | | (=| |=) | | jnh (../( )\.)) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-04.txt #4577 SAILPLANE (Wed, 2012 Jan 4) /`. / ` / / / / / / ___ / / .' .' / / .' .' / / / =====' / / / ,' ,' \ / / .'___,' ek \ / / |_____`^^^^^---....---------====='''--.._ ' ```''''----....____. /\________,'. / /---____,,..~'` / / / / / / TIME TO FLY AWAY TO BALLSANIA / / / (A LITTLE KNOWN SUBURB OF TRANSYLVANIA) / / / / / / / / // / // / // / // / // _/ /_,-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-20.txt #4806 CURIOSITY (Mon, 2012 Aug 20) . . * . . . . * . . . . . . . . o . . . . . . 0 . . . , , , . \ . . . \ , . o . . . . . \ , . . #\##\# . . . # #O##\### . . . #*# #\##\### . , . ##*# #\##\## . . . ##*# #o##\# . , . . *# #\# . . . , \ . . ____^/\___^--____/\____O______________/\/\---/\___________---______________ /\^ ^ ^ ^ ^^ ^ '\ ^ ^ --- -- - -- - - --- __ ^ -- __ ___-- ^ ^ -- __ RC FOLKS WE JUST LANDED A PROBE ON MARS !!!!!! ISN'T THAT EXCITING ?!?!?! I GUESS IT WOULD BE IF WE HADN'T DONE IT AT LEAST FIVE TIMES BEFORE BUT IT'S A ***DIFFERENT*** PROBE AND WE DID IT ***DIFFERENTLY*** !!!11 DIARRHEA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-29.txt #4907 THE GNU HAS AN OPINION (Thu, 2012 Nov 29) _ _ ,-'/ \`-, I HATE THOSE BEARDO NERD FAGGOTS TOO ( (_,-'`-,-'`\_) ) `. >;`--^-'-<,_.'-`-, _>' ) _ _(`\_` `, _ _/ _/ ,6. :6 \ \_ `._/`-' `,_ `-'') _|\_ ')`-' ` `,_ '( (o_,_) _/ , `\ \_ \ \,__ _ ( , . ,' \_ `( `--^-'|, ; :;,_` ) "` |;, _,'_) >,\ /_,'\ \ > `)`( ;( / / \ | \ /\ _/ (,;) :)(_<_ \ ) ( > ( ) )( ( ) > \|_ |/ \| /` mic `-^-` \/ >__\ /_( ,)_\ .,|/. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-01.txt #4879 YOUTUBE STAR (Thu, 2012 Nov 1) o o / \ / \ / \ / +--------------v-------------+ | __________________ @ | I WISH I WERE A YOUTUBE STAR SO THAT I | / \ | COULD OBSESS ABOUT VIEWER NUMBERS AND | | ,--, | (\) | STATS I DON'T UNDERSTAND AND SUCK OFF | | _ ___/ /\| | | OTHER, MORE POPULAR, YOUTUBE STARS | | ,;`( )__, ) ~ | (-) | AND NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING IN LIFE | | // o// '--; | | | \ ' o \ | / :|||: | | -ooo-------------- :|||: | +----------------------------+ [] [] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-15.txt #4893 WORDS THAT ARE FUN TO SAY, PT. 382 (Thu, 2012 Nov 15) / \ ( Y ) I LIKE TO SAY THE WORD "ARREARS" \ | / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-14.txt #4892 THE FINAL BEER (Wed, 2012 Nov 14) _.._..,_,_ ( ) ]~,"-.-~~[ BEER XII: THE FINAL BEER .=])' (; ([ | ]:: ' [ SO TOO MUCH ALCOHOL FOR ONE DAY '=]): .) ([ |:: ' | ........... OR NOT ENOUGH ?!?!?!?! PMH ~~----~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-28.txt #4906 CUE AND CUEBALL (Wed, 2012 Nov 28) _ "-_ "-_ _ ,"-_ _.-"""""-._ "-._( :-. ,' `. I SURE HOPE THAT'S A CUE "-._( ) ,' `. AND A CUEBALL AND NOT A "`-' / ,'\ \ / \,' \ NOT A ( ) | | NOT A | | ( ) \ / I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO \ / SAY IT `. ,' `. ,' `-._____.-' NOT A -shimrod ***WIENER*** File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-05.txt #4578 UNIPOLAR (Thu, 2012 Jan 5) _____ (((\\\\\ )_ \\\| / \\|\/ I THINK I MIGHT BE BIPOLAR \\( ), & \) ( (( BUT ONLY WITH THE DEPRESSIVE PART |` \\ ))) _ | \` __| ` | , \ ` , \ | \ ,\ , \ ' \/ \_ \/ \ `_,`-._ ` \ ejm / `-. _ \ ` / ,`. \ === / '== =`. | ==== / | === ` / /========= / | / , /______| / , ======== __-' | = === / ,======= ' - -- ( \ \ \ ` \ ` \ ` \_____ \ / ` _/ / '-- ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-21.txt #4807 LONDON 2012 (Tue, 2012 Aug 21) /|, ) (, ( ( ) _______\__/_______ `--.._ _..--' `\ /' || || pb || THANK GOD THE OLYMPICS ARE OVER BECAUSE NOW I CAN NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SPORTS IN THE NORMAL WAY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-18.txt #4743 THE DRINKING (Mon, 2012 Jun 18) _.,_ ,-'.' .`-, ;; '. ' `. ;` - _ _,-; ' ; `. ,% .-, - *click* ,_.,-'` ';; ; : ;%' | | \ ___ _._,-`'\ `'-`' _.,' `. ) __,--`-,,`' ,._,.-`-., _.,-.--.-,`''` | _| |__ `---'////\ / .-, `-`-^--`'^`-...,,| | |.,/ //\)(/ `-\.-. | `-' ( .-; | | ,. `-~ ~~-. `._.' ,/ / `~ ~~~ ~~ /,.`) // / WHY AM I SO DRUNK AT 11:30 /_ `/ ( `/ mic OH RIGHT `-' THE DRINKING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-11.txt #4584 REACTION (Wed, 2012 Jan 11) .: I LIKE TO SPELL "REACTION" AS "REAX" / ) ( ( \ ) o ._(/_. o |___%| ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ | %| | | ._____|_|__|_|__|_|__|_|_____. | %| | | |__________________________|%| | %| |o| | | |%| | | | | |~| | | .|_%|. .' '. | | |%| | | |~| |#| | | | ()%| / o \ | | :%: :~: : : :#: | | .__|___%|__. :____o__: ._|_|_." " " "._|_|_. | ___%|_ '._____.' |___|%| |___|%| |_____(____ ) ( ( \ '._____.- grp '._______.- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-30.txt #4755 TAI-CHI (Sat, 2012 Jun 30) o_, (o) _o_ o o o )-' | ` | ' (x) '|` [|] / > / > [ ] ( ) [ ] [ ] ARE YOU SURE THAT MARTIAL ARTS AREN'T GAY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-24.txt #4749 PEACEPIPE (Sun, 2012 Jun 24) ( ) ( THIS IS AN AMERICAN INDIAN PEACEPIPE _ __| | CONSIDER HOW WELL IT WORKED OUT FOR THEM ==+===[_____\ | /|\ ||| \|/ ` Shimrod File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-09.txt #4795 DUMPSTER (Thu, 2012 Aug 9) . ,' `. ,' `,' `. ____ '.' `,' `. /_|__| `.' `,' `. THIS IS ME DUMPING ALL MY SHIT ON YOUR LAP | | `.' `,'| |_,-._|=====,-.=`.' | --- '-' ----- `-' --.`:. \.,';.,, jrei \':';,.:.. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-09.txt #4673 PROTESTER CHANT (Mon, 2012 Apr 9) THE WHOLE WORLD IS WANKING THE WHOLE WORLD IS WANKING ___ ////// (__|_______--/| / /// __/ +--+| |-\| (> )/ |_|ooo+--+|_| /_ / `-------' |_, // |___/ TO LINDSEY DAWN MCKENZIE TO LINDSEY DAWN MCKENZIE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-14.txt #4647 WHAT THIS GAME REALLY NEEDS (Wed, 2012 Mar 14) -------------------------------------------------------- 1 U P H I G H S C O R E ______3_4_0-0._________5_0_0_0_0_______.--.___________ [%%%%%%%%%%[CJ]%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%[CJ]%%%%%%%%%%%] /"\ A /"\ === /_\ A === \_/ __ /_\ \_/ |%| __ __ __ [%%] __ __ __ |%| /"\ __ [##][##][##][%%][@@][@@][@@] __ /"\ === [##][##][##][__][__][__][@@][@@][@@] === \_/ __ [##][##][__][__][__][__][__][@@][@@] __ \_/ |%| [##][##][##][__][__][__][__][__][@@][@@][@@] |%| |%| [##][##][##][__][__][__][__][__][@@][@@][@@] |%| /"\ [##][##][##][__][__][__][__][__][@@][@@][@@] /"\ === [%%] [%%] [%%] [%%] [%%] === \_/ [%%] \_/ |%| [%%] |%| |%| __ [%%] |%| /"\ [%%] __ [%%] /"\ === [%%][%%][%%] === \_/ [%%] \_/ |%| O |%| |%| |%| /"\ /"\ === === \_/ \_/ |%| |%| /"\ ______ /"\ === (______) === \_/ \_/ |%| {=}{=} |%| -------------------------------------------------------- CJ WHAT THIS GAME REALLY NEEDS IS A HIDDEN TRIBUTE STEVE JOBS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-28.txt #4661 MASS EFFECT CONCLUSION (Wed, 2012 Mar 28) /\ ,'.' ',' _.,._ _,.-+`'+-._ .|. GOOD LORD THE ONLY THING _.+'` `.' \ (___) WORSE THAN THE MASS EFFECT 3 ,' \ \ ENDING IS THE FUCKING ASPIE \ \ \ RETARDS TALKING AND ARGUING \ \ \ ABOUT IT ALL OVER THIS STUPID \ \ \ FAT ENTITLED GLOBE \ \ \ \ \ \ THE ONLY THING TO DO NOW IS \ \ \ TO RETCON IT WITH FANFIC \ \ \ AND THEN OFF TO WENDY'S AND \ _.-~`'~-._ _\_.-+'`'`+-._\ BACK HOME TO MOM'S BASEMENT ag `,' `---` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-21.txt #4685 LEFT COAST (Sat, 2012 Apr 21) ._, I CALL IT THE LEFT COAST !!!!!! .\. | \ | \ / \ WAIT SOMETHING'S WRONG HERE \ | ,---,___/ \_/\ \ '__-____'--, | \ _._, \_---.-' | / | |~~~~~ | ~'-. / | | |~~~\___, | | .-___ /'\ \__|__/ | ~| | | | \ /'-__'-/~ | | |___| | |\. ~. / /__----~~/~~~~~.-------+-------|-----' \ '. \--~~~_,/ _-~\ | | | | \ | | / \__.' | \ |_______| | | \ '. ,|'\_/_ .' | | |----\ '---------. | | | /}~~~~~_| _,| .-, / \__ | |__|___ | | _'} .-~/ ~~| |--|_____| ~~~~| | | ~~--__| .-'_|'~~~~~| \_. | | \ \ |________| | / '\~|'. -~~ (_/ / } |------| \ / | .'|| |_/ /__\_ / \ | | |~~--~-_/ < '/~ '---__ |_____|_______ | / | \ | ' ~~~---__ |\_\ '~ ~~' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-23.txt #4687 THUG LIFE (Mon, 2012 Apr 23) _ .!.!. ! ! I THINK I SHALL SHIT, SHOWER ; : AND THEN GO GET SOME SODA ; : ;_____: {{{{{ THUG LIFE }}}}} ! Coca! !_____! : : : ; .' '. : : k&n ''''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-02.txt #4635 THE WOMBAT'S STORY (Fri, 2012 Mar 2) ,.--""""--.._ ." .' `-. ; ; ; ' ; ) / ' . ; / ; `. `; ,.' : . : ) ;|\' : `./|) \ ;/ ;| \" -,- "-./ |; ).; /\/ \/ ); : \ ; : _ _ ; ) `. \;\ /;/ ; / ! : : ,/ ; (`. : _ : ,/"" ; \\\`"^" ` : ; ( ) akg //// I TAKE A LOT OF DIFFERENT CRAPS IN PLACES YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-16.txt #4649 NATIONAL SECURITY (Fri, 2012 Mar 16) _____ / '`-._ | -. \ THAT FART SMELLED LIKE SHIT _.,--. '----- | / ,-'' `. / ,' /' _--\ | ___ | / | ' | |,.''' ''--:_ | ,' \ | ,--.. `. \____/ /' _( '. '\ / /' '-. . ____ | | \ O,-' '\ | `\ , | \ | \. O / _/ __\,.\ `-'''\__,. -' | | _,.-=. ,/ VJ `.____,' \ _,-' WAKE THE PRESIDENT '--------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-26.txt #4751 TEXAS MAP (Tue, 2012 Jun 26) _____________ | | \ | | | | | | | | |__ | | __ \______ | |/ \_____ |_________________ | O \___________________/ \ | \\*****; \ \ | \\***********; \ \ ____________| \\************;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; \ \ /____________| \\***** ***; ; | | \ \\*** *; ; \ \ | \\*** * ***;________________; | | \_ \\*** ****;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; | | |_ \\***********;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; _|_| | \\*.***;*****;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; _/_/ \ \\ ******;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; _/_/ \ ____ \\ ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; / |_/__/ \ \\ / / \ \\ / / \ \\ _ /_/ \ \\ / / \ \\ _ / / \ | | \ / / | / / \ / / | \ \ THIS IS A COMPLETELY ACCURATE \ | | TOPOLOGICAL MAP OF TEXAS \_ | | \_ | | \__|/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-23.txt #4809 NATO CODENAME DONGLE (Thu, 2012 Aug 23) \ / \ / --o-- `\\ //' .____-/.\-____. \\ // ~`-'~ \\. __-__ .// ___/-_.-.__`/~ ~\'__.-._-\___ .|. ___________.'__/__ ~-[ \.\'-----'/./ ]-~ __\__`.___________ .|. ~o~~~~~~~--------______-~~~~~-_/_/ | . | \_\_-~~~~~-______--------~~~~~~~o~ ' ` + + + (X)(X) ~--\__ __/--~ (X)(X) + + + ' ` (X) `/.\' ~ `/.\' (X) "\_/" "\_/" MY DICK HAS A NATO REPORTING NAME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-07.txt #4580 TRANSMOGRIFY (Sat, 2012 Jan 7) A REVIEW OF THE ASCII ART SERIES "TRANSMOGRIFY": ...... .:::::` . ::::: - - :::(, o ::::. -,' :::;'. \_ ::| ,-`.-. ::| | o` o ::| | \_ _.'.' | |\ | <-- SHITTILY DRAWN BUT INTERESTING \ \|\ | \ \ ) ./ \ \ \ (__/ .-._`-._ | `-._`. ` `.\ _ `. _____ \ ( '-'~~ / .' ____________.' ' .' Krogg ~ ...... .:::::` . ::::: - - :::(, o ::::. -,' :::;'. \_ ::| ,-`.-. ::| | o` o ::| | \__.'.' | |\ . _\ \ \|\ '`-: \ \ ) `./ \ \ \ (__/ .-._`-._ | `-._`. ` `.\ _ `. _____ \ ( '-'~~ / .' ____________.' ' .' Krogg/JC ~ .:::::. :::: -: ::(, : :::. -, ::;'. \_ :| ,-`.-. :| | o` o :| | \__.'.' | |\ . _\ \ \| '`-: \ `./ \ \ (__ .-._`-._ | `-._`. ` `.`-. _ `. `-.__ `- ( '-' .' ____________.' ' .' Krogg/JC ~ .:::::. :::. -, ::;'. \_ | ,-`.-. | o` o | \__.'.' | . _\ \ '`-: \ `./ \ \ / .-._`-._ | `-._`. ` `.`-. `. `-._ `- .' `-._ .' ____________' ' .' Krogg/JC ~ .:::::. ::::::::. ::::::::: '' ,-`.-. / o` o | \__.'.' | . _\ \ '`-: \ `./ \ \ | .-._`-._ | `-._`. | `.`-. | `-._ `- | `-._ .' ' Krogg/JC .:::::. .::::::::: :::::' ,-`.-. ::::' o` o ':' \__.'.' | . _\ \ '`-: \ `./ <-- SHITTILY DRAWN AND NOT INTERESTING AT ALL \ \ | .-._`-. | `-.`. | `.`. | `-._ ` | `-._ ' Krogg/JC File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-13.txt #4586 WOO (Fri, 2012 Jan 13) ,---------. ||"""""""|| AS A WELL-KNOWN SKEPTIC I LIKE TO SAY THE WORD "WOO" || || OR THE PHRASE "WOO WOO" BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SOUND |/-->&<--\| LIKE A FUCKING RETARDED CHILD DESPITE THE FACT | (._.) | THAT I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO SOUND INTELLIGENT | ( @ ) | | /|`"|\ | NOTHING LIKE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR AND PANDERING //(_\___/_)\\ TO TURN A GOOD ARGUMENT INTO KEYWORD-FILLED DOGSHIT \\_()___()_// `+---I---+' |\(_)|(_)/| _|j"""""""|j_ | |_______| | |_| |_| hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-16.txt #4894 TORPEDO (Fri, 2012 Nov 16) _______________ /) (_______________((> I'M A TORPEDO \) Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-02.txt #4880 WILLY WONKA (Fri, 2012 Nov 2) _____ \/,---< ( )a a( YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS!!! C >/ \ ~/ BUT THE D.A. MISHANDLED THE EVIDENCE, ,- >o<-. SO HERE'S THE KEYS TO MY FUDGE FACTORY / \/ \ / /| | |\ \ _ \ \| | | \ `---/_) \_\_ | | `----\_O- /_/____| | | | | | | | | | ____ |__|_|_ &&& x_ \_,-------.___ | Stef00 (____)_) &&&& x__*_\\._/__--_-_\-._/_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-03.txt #4881 NOBEL PRIZE (Sat, 2012 Nov 3) (_v_) _|_ | | |-----+-----| | 1ST | | PRIZE | '---------' I JUST WON THE NOBEL PRIZE IN DOING NOTHING \ / '. .' | | .' '. _|___|_ [#######] apc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-17.txt #4895 THE ALLEGORY OF THE TRILOBITE (Sat, 2012 Nov 17) _,.-;''''''------....__ .' ..;;t---------....___ ``'-._ I'M A TRILOBITE | ' '\ `'--.._`. \ `-.,__,L__.............._____`") I WAS ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL ANIMALS '. ._,\_ __.-' AND ROAMED THE EARTH FOR A QUARTER- sk `'-...__`:.----""""""```` BILLION YEARS THEN WE ALL BECAME EXTINCT SO .......... CHIN UP !!!!!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-12.txt #4585 FOR AGES 8 AND UP (Thu, 2012 Jan 12) \ / \\ // )\-/( MY FIRST RECTAL EXAM /e e\ ( =Y= ) /`-!-'\ ____/ /___\ \ \ / ``` ```~~"--.,_ `-._\ / `~~"--.,_ ----->| `~~"--.,_ _.-'/ \ ~~"--.,_ /jgs\_________________________,,,,....----""""~~~~```` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-22.txt #4808 THE QUESTION MARK (Wed, 2012 Aug 22) ________ _jgN########Ngg_ _N##N@@"" ""9NN##Np_ d###P N####p "^^" T#### d###P _g###@F _gN##@P gN###F" d###F 0###F THIS IS A 0###F QUESTION MARK 0###F "NN@' ___ DH q###r "" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-06.txt #4579 SEWING MACHINE (Fri, 2012 Jan 6) ________ | --- **| \ / |()|] I'M MADE FOR BAREFOOT PEOPLE |____| | ejm97 _[________]________ |__________ ______ | | ||______|| | ||______|| | ||______|| | |________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-27.txt #4752 THE TANK'S STORY (Wed, 2012 Jun 27) _..--._ ____ __.i---""""\___....----"""" ( ) __..-/ 006 '________....-----"""" / ""---.....___.-" \ fsc POINT ME AT THE ENEMY AND I WILL TURN THEM INTO EX-PEOPLE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-17.txt #4650 A LAM (Sat, 2012 Mar 17) ___ (___)_ ,\ ( '} '(``, WHO CAN TURN A LAM /, \/^\, '/' .\ INTO A LAME ( \ 6 \ \ '/ \ \ \ __|\ '/ \ ,/ \, /=\ \/(\'/ //-\,') _----_( /\ \''\___// `` / |( \ |0 / //| ( |`\ \| \ / '/'| |=/ /) \ / ' \ ) \\/'/ \/ \ / `='( \ | /-___::--\ // \ | /| |||| \ ||>| ||>| O >||| >||| |||| |||| || = || = = = o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-03.txt #4636 HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART FOUR (Sat, 2012 Mar 3) CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE CHANNEL AIRWOLF IS ON IN THREE MINUTES CHANGE IT TO USA YOU ASSHOLE ROMANS YOU GUYS ARE DICKS, I DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU ANYMORE GUESS I DON'T REALLY HAVE A CHOICE THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |~~~~~~~| | | |~~~~~~~~~~~| | I N R I | |___________| | | |~.\\\_\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~xx~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/_//;~| | \ o \_ ,XXXXX), _..-~ o / | | ~~\ ~-. XXXXX`)))), _.--~~ .-~~~ | ~~~~~~~`\ ~\~~~XXX' _/ ';)) |~~~~~~..-~ _.-~ ~~~~~~~ `\ ~~--`_\~\, ;;;\)__.---.~~~ _.-~ ~-. `:;;/;; \ _..-~~ ~-._ `'' /-~-~ `\ / / | , | | | ' / | \/; | ;; | `; . | |~~~-----.....| | \ \ | /\~~--...__ | (| `\ __-\| || \_ /~ | |) \~-' | | | \ ' | | \ : \ | | | | ) ( ) \ /; /\ | | |/ | | | | \ .' || | | | | ( | | | | \ \ | || o `.)| |`\\\\) | | | | | | | tx File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-22.txt #4686 CONFIDENCE IS HIGH (Sun, 2012 Apr 22) ,-. / \ `. __..-,O : \ --''_..-'.' | . .-' `. '. CONFIDENCE IS HIGH : . .`.' I REPEAT CONFIDENCE IS HIGH \ `. / .. \ `. ' . I WANT TO CONFIRM `, `. \ THIS IS NOT AN EXERCISE ,|,`. `-.\ '.|| ``-...__..-` I REPEAT | | THIS IS NOT AN EXERCISE |__| /||\ //||\\ // || \\ __//__||__\\__ '--------------' SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-07.txt #4640 THE VASE (Wed, 2012 Mar 7) cc ,ccO=- cc | cc -=Occ | ; THIS VASE CONTAINS MY HOPES AND DREAMS cc\ |/ cc \|,ccO=- WHICH ARE APPARENTLY SYMBOLIZED WITH ;=.|| cc FLOWERS AND THEREFORE ARE GAY __|||,-. `._\ -.__\ |/ ,||. |--| | | | | jrei | | / \ ,' `. ( ) `-.____.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-13.txt #4646 FRONT OF THE LINE (Tue, 2012 Mar 13) ,--, ,--, ,--, ,--, ( ,-.|.-, )( ,-.|.-, ) (__\v/__) (__\v/__) / /|,--, ,--, |\ \ `-'( ,-.|.-, ) '-' (__\v/__) LEAKY BONERS / /|\ \ TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE `-'|'-' ldb ,--, ,--, ,--, ,--, ,--, ,--, ( ,-.|.-, )( ,-.|.-, )( ,-.|.-, ) (__\v/__) (__\v/__) (__\v/__) / /|\ \ / /|\ \ / /|\ \ `-'\'-' `-'|'-' `-'/'-' ldb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-26.txt #4690 SNORGTEES (Thu, 2012 Apr 26) I HAVE A SUGGESTION FOR A SNORGTEES T-SHIRT __.-.__.-.__ .'\ '-.__.-' /'. / | __ | \ / | / \ | \ DICKS ARE DELICIOUS '-._/ | | \_.-' | | | | | | | | | / \ | FAGGOTS FAGGOTS FAGGOTS FAGGOTS jgs/tQn | \_/\_/ | '._ _.' `""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-02.txt #4575 SODOMY BLU-RAY (Mon, 2012 Jan 2) MY GRANDPA'S SODOMY BLU-RAY DISC IS NOT A FRIEND OF FREEDOM :+"" ~<<::""+: +Xi<<<: xHMRMMR$$$$$8RMMMMMM<M "` .~i MMMMMMMMM" < \ / ,_\-.___ \_ / _)/ / \ | \ / ` _ | __\____/ / ' | / _ /______/ / _/ \,_____/o ( \__)/` \ / \__________/_/_ _/ \ \ )/ \ / / | /\ ( \_____/ ___/ \ \ _/ \ ______/_/___|_| ) \ / / o\ o\ / / /\ b'ger,,,'-----^--',,,,,,',,|_,,\_ ,,\/,, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-16.txt #4589 THIS BALLERINA HAS DREAMS (Mon, 2012 Jan 16) _/.- ../.-'(() (( ) ))) /)- _)) *THIS* BALLERINA HAS DREAMS !!!!!!! ( \_ ) \-\|(__ I'M GOING TO BLOW THE DIRECTOR OF THE PLAY I'M IN \/-' \ TO GET THE JOB RATHER THAN THE DIRECTOR OF THE PORN VIDEO (_) |\-\ I WAS IN WHEN I WAS 19 TO PAY RENT ONCE | ( ) ) |--\/_' _.-' . \_'._ I'M CERTAIN IT WILL BE A *TOTALLY* DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE '-.'_|_|__\.-' | /. \ |( '.\ \ \ \'. \_) \_) )| mrf\| ___,-'__)___|\ | ) '.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-23.txt #4748 TRENDING TOPICS (Sat, 2012 Jun 23) / / / / / /; /; // FINALLY GOOGLE+ HAS TRENDING TOPICS // JUST LIKE TWITTER (SAID THE BIRD'S ANUS) ;/ ,// / _,-' ;_,, / _,'-_ ;|,' / _,-'_,..--. | ___ .'-'_)' ) _)\| ___ ,'"""`'' _ ) ) _) ''--'''_,-' -={-o- /| ) _) ) ; '_,--'' \ -' ,`. ) .) _)_,''| `."( `------'' / `.\ _,' `-.____....-\\ || \\ // || // || // || _-.//_, _||_, jrei ,' ,-'/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-13.txt #4891 TALKING TO YOU ON THE PHONE (Tue, 2012 Nov 13) ( HELLO I AM TALKING TO YOU ON THE PHONE | | | | | | ( I HEAR YOU tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-07.txt #4885 FOUR MORE YEARS (Wed, 2012 Nov 7) ,-'"-, MORE LIKE FOUR MORE *EARS* ('; ; .) , GET IT . ; '-' I DIDN'T GET THE MEMO IS IT OKAY TO MAKE FUN OF OBAMA YET Phil File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-06.txt #4884 ENERGY LEVEL (Tue, 2012 Nov 6) ( ) ((((())) WORD UP !!!! I'M A DURACELL BATTERY |o\ /o)| ( ( _') CHECK MY ENERGY LEVEL !!!! (._. /\__ ,\___,/ ' ') (GERMANS WOULD SPELL THAT "ENERGYLEVEL") '.,_,, ( .- . . ) \ \\ ( ' )( ) \ \\ \. _.__ ____( . | \ /\\ .( .' /\ '. ) \( \\.-' ( / \/ \) ' ()) _'.-|/\/\/\/\/\| '\\ .( |\/\/\/\/\/| '(( \ /\ / (((( '.__\/__.') ((,) / ((() ) "..-, (()(" / pils _//. ((() ." _____ //,/" ___ ((( ', ___ (( ) / / _/,/' /,/," File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-12.txt #4890 OPINIONS ABOUT POLITICS (Mon, 2012 Nov 12) ____ / /' `\ \ \ ( )( ) / YOU KNOW WHOSE OPINIONS ABOUT POLITICS \{~~~~~~~~}/ I REALLY WANT TO HEAR THE MOST ??!??!!??! { /\ } { } { } FUCKING CHILDREN AND FUCKING FOREIGNERS { } { } {- } { -} _| | | |_ \[ ] [ ]/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-22.txt #4747 HAXLAG (Fri, 2012 Jun 22) +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | |\ -~ / \ / | |~~__ | \ | \/ /\ /| | -- | \ | / \ / \ / | | |~_| \ \___|/ \/ / | |--__ | -- |\________________________________/~~\~~| / \ / \ | | |~~--__ |~_|____|____|____|____|____|____|/ / \/|\ / \/ \/| | | |~--_|__|____|____|____|____|____|_/ /| |/ \ / \ / | |___|______|__|_||____|____|____|____|____|__[]/_|----| \/ \ / | | \mmmm : | _|___|____|____|____|____|____|___| /\| / \ / \ | | B :_--~~ |_|____|____|____|____|____|____| | |\/ \ / \ | | __--P : | / / / | \ / \ /\| |~~ | : | / ~~~ | \ / \ / | | | |/ .-. | /\ \ / | | | / | | |/ \ /\ | | | / | | -_ \ / \ | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | /| | | 2 3 4 | /~~~~~\ | /| |_| .... ......... | | | ~|~ | % | | | ~J~ | | ~|~ % |_| .... ......... | | AMMO | HEALTH | 5 6 7 | \===/ | ARMOR |#| .... ......... | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ BM YOU GOT YOUR HAX IN MY LAG !!!!!! TWO GREAT BULLSHIT COMPLAINTS THAT GO GREAT TOGETHER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-17.txt #4590 FIRST CONTACT REQUEST (Tue, 2012 Jan 17) _____ ___/ \___ `-._) (_,-` \O _ O/ \ - / TAKE ME TO YOUR MCDONALD'S `-( || _||_ |-..-| |/. \| |\__/| ._|//\\|_, `-(( ))-' __\\//__ gnv >_ /\ _<, ' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-03.txt #4576 SCOPRION (Tue, 2012 Jan 3) ( ) O O () () I CAN BE EASILY TRICKED INTO IMPALING MYSELF WITH Oo.nn.oO MY OWN TAIL STINGER SO I AM REALLY, REALLY SMART _mmmm_ \/_mmmm_\/ \/_mmmm_\/ \/_mmmm_\/ \/ mmmm \/ nn () () () / apc ()__() '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-27.txt #4813 TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN (Mon, 2012 Aug 27) DO WOMEN HAVE SOULS OR IS IT JUST TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN _ _{Ss //\\_/_/\Ss _/_| \_/ \_ pb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-27.txt #4691 GINGRICH CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCEMENT (Fri, 2012 Apr 27) IF ANYBODY FINDS MY CELL PHONE PLEASE RETURN IT TO ME AT THE ALL-NIGHT DELI WHERE I WILL BE WAITING AND WORKING ON SOME CAMPAIGN-RELATED TUNA FISH #GINGRICH2012 #STOPOBAMA _ _ | |------------| | .-'| | | |`-. .' | | | | `. .-' \ \ / / `-. .' _.| |--------| |._ `. / -. .' | | | | `. .- \ / `( | |________| | )' \ | \ .i------------i. / | | .-')/ \(`-. | \ _.-'.-'/ ________ \`-.`-._ / \.-'_.-' / .-' ______ `-. \ `-._`-./\ `-' / .' .-' _ _`-. `. \ `-' \\ | .' .' _ (3) (2) _`. `. | // / / / (4) ___ (1)_\ \ \ \\ | | | _ ,' `.==' `| | | // | | | (5) | B.T.| (O) | | | // | | | _ `.___.' _ | | | \\ | \ \ (6) _ _ (9) / / | // / `. `. (7) (8) .' .' \ \\ / `. `-.______.-' .' \ // / `-.________.-' \ __// | |--' |================================|hjw "--------------------------------" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-12.txt #4645 MEDUSA (Mon, 2012 Mar 12) ,--. ,--. .--,`) ) .--, .--,`) \( (` /,--./ (` ( ( ,--. ) )\ /`) ).--,-. ;.__`) )/ /) ) ( (( (`_) ) ( ( / /( (.' "-.) )) )__.'-, LOOKS KIND OF LIKE MY MOM _,--.( ( /` `,/ ,--,) ) ( (``) \,` ==. .== \( (`,-; ;-,( (_) ~6~ \ / ~6~ (_) )_) ) ( (_ \_ ( )( )__/___.' '.__,-,\ \ '' /\ ,-. ( (_/ /\ __ /\ \_) ) '._.' \ \__/ / '._.' .--`\ /`--. jgs '----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-06.txt #4639 STALKER MAGICIAN (Tue, 2012 Mar 6) _,,,_ _ /////\\ _ |\ | \|\ _ // e e \\ / `|~\|_/|~\|_) _ (" > ") _ \_, |_)|_) \\.=-=.// \/ ) _ |\ / | \|\ \--\\\7///--/ /\/ _ |_)|~\ |~\ /`--`"""`--'\/ / |_)| \ / : \ / |\ |_) \ '-.,_ `-' |~\ `-._/__)======_____, jgs ((=====)) _ |`"""`| _// `\,_('> |= | (') \~_) |= | ( '-. -'= `-...-` _/-_(_)o I MADE MY RESTRAINING ORDER DISAPPEAR!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-19.txt #4683 WEIRD STAR (Thu, 2012 Apr 19) /^\ / \ _______/_/_\ \_______ \ ____ ____\ \___ / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ / / \ / / / / / / WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS WEIRD STAR / / \ / / \ WHY DOES IT LOOK SO WEIRD / /_\ \_____/_/_\ \ /_____\ \___________\ \ \ / / jgs \ ` / \_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-10.txt #4643 HOPEFULLY DEAD (Sat, 2012 Mar 10) MESSAGE TO WHOEVER DREW THIS SHIT: TAKE A BATH AND MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENT'S HOUSE HOPEFULLY THIS WAS MADE IN THE 1980s AND YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD . M dM MMr 4MMML . MMMMM. xf . "MMMMM .MM- Mh.. +MMMMMM .MMMM .MMM. .MMMMML. MMMMMh )MMMh. MMMMMM MMMMMMM 3MMMMx. 'MMMMMMf xnMMMMMM" '*MMMMM MMMMMM. nMMMMMMP" *MMMMMx "MMMMM\ .MMMMMMM= *MMMMMh "MMMMM" JMMMMMMP MMMMMM 3MMMM. dMMMMMM . MMMMMM "MMMM .MMMMM( .nnMP" =.. *MMMMx MMM" dMMMM" .nnMMMMM* "MMn... 'MMMMr 'MM MMM" .nMMMMMMM*" "4MMMMnn.. *MMM MM MMP" .dMMMMMMM"" ^MMMMMMMMx. *ML "M .M* .MMMMMM**" *PMMMMMMhn. *x > M .MMMM**"" ""**MMMMhx/.h/ .=*" .3P"%.... nP" "*MMnx DaFreakyG File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-04.txt #4637 SERVING REVENGE (Sun, 2012 Mar 4) , }`-. , , \ \ '-' \ .-'{ _} . | ,`\ / ' ; .-;\ { \ | | / `/ '-.,/ ; | { -- -. ' '`-, .--._.' ; \__ \ \ | ' / |`. ; _,`\ '. '- ' `_- '.`; ; ,-`_.-' ,--. \ ` /` '--' `;.` (` _ .--.\ '._) '-. \ \ `-. ; `-';| '. -. ' __ '. ; ; _,-' / { __'.\ ' '-,/; `-' ';`.- ` .-' '-. `-._' | `; ;`' .-'` <_ -' ` .\ `; ; (_.'`\ _.;-"``"'-._'. `:; ___, _.-' | .-'\'. '.` \ \_,_`\ ;##` `'; _.' /_'._\ \ \__;#####./###. \` \.' .'`/"`/ (#######)###::.. _.' '.' .' ; , |:. `|()##`"""` jgs `'-../__/_\:: /O()()o ()'._.'`()()' REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED WITH ARUGULA BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE BITTER CAT SHIT WRAPPINGS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-25.txt #4689 SPICE GIRLS: THE ORIGINS (Wed, 2012 Apr 25) __________ |THE STAGE | WANTED: R.U. 18-23 WITH THE ABILITY TO SING/DANCE? |&&& ======| R.U. STREETWISE, OUTGOING, AMBITIOUS, AND DEDICATED? |=== ======| HEART MANAGEMENT LTD. ARE A WIDELY SUCCESSFUL MUSIC |=== == %%$| INDUSTRY MANAGEMENT CONSORTIUM CURRENTLY FORMING A |[_] ======| CHOREOGRAPHED, SINGING/DANCING, ALL-FEMALE POP ACT |=== ===!##| FOR A RECORDING DEAL. OPEN AUDITION. ejm97 |__________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-15.txt #4588 ANGEL ON YOUR SHOULDER (Sun, 2012 Jan 15) AN ANGEL *POOFS* ONTO YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER !!!!!! YOU TURN YOUR HEAD TO HEAR IT SAY SUCK A DICK / / /)o(\ ||^|| '/_\' PP IF YOU HESITATE AND DO NOT FOLLOW ITS INSTRUCTIONS RIGHT AWAY A SECOND ANGEL *POOFS* ONTO YOUR LEFT SHOULDER !!!!!!!! YOU CRANE YOUR HEAD TO THE LEFT TO HEAR IT SAY WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FUCKING EARS HE SAID SUCK A DICK \ \ /)o(\ /_|^|_\ /_\ PP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-31.txt #4817 PEZ (Fri, 2012 Aug 31) __..\/ /\ \ \\ /_/\_.___\ SUCK A DICK /\\~()\()~\\ \_ _) _/ \ .//\\/jro /\----/\ \|----|/ | | | _ | | |_)| | | | | | | | | _ | | |_ | | |_ | | | | | | __ | | / | | /_ | | | | | Pru|____| '------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-25.txt #4811 NP HARD (Sat, 2012 Aug 25) JUGGLING MY BALLS IS NP-HARD ____ _ _ ____ | _ \ _____ | \ | | _ \ | |_) | |_____| | \| | |_) | | __/ |_____| | |\ | __/ |_| |_| \_|_| tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-08.txt #4733 CHURCH TAX SUBSIDIES (Fri, 2012 Jun 8) + (|) _____.___.|_|. TAX SUBSIDIES ARE AWESOME WE SHOULD HAVE MORE OF THESE | / \ |===| | / \ | o | |__/__v__\|, ,| | | | | | || || |/| . . . |','| ||| A A A | , | ||| M M M | | wtx --------------------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-01.txt #4574 HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012 (Sun, 2012 Jan 1) .''. HAPPY NEW YEAR .''. *''* :_\/_: . :_\/_: . .:.*_\/_* : /\ : .'.:.'. HERE'S TO HOPING THIS IS .''.: /\ : _\(/_ ':'* /\ * : '..'. -=:o:=- THE LAST GODDAMN ONE :_\/_:'.:::. /)\*''* .|.* '.\'/.'_\(/_'.':'.' WHEN I HAVE TO SEE : /\ : ::::: '*_\/_* | | -= o =- /)\ ' * DICK CLARK ON MY FUCKING TV '..' ':::' * /\ * |'| .'/.\'. '._____ * __*..* | | : |. |' .---"| _* .-' '-. | | .--'| || | _| | .-'| _.| | || '-__ | | | || | |' | |. | || | | | | || | ___| '-' ' "" '-' '-.' '` |____ jgs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-29.txt #4602 NEED HERBS AND PURSES (Sun, 2012 Jan 29) _..--.._ _..--. _..--.. ,' ,'`. ,','.--.\ ,' \ `.`. / / / /| : : / _ \: |\ \ \ \ / : : /`. | |:| ,'' _``. \ | ,;, . `:\ _: | `,/_\. :`/;' , .:\ ) `'/' _ \ \:\( _|__`>_/`' /(:/ / .\` /: .' ,`.._|_\\' ( _=`;._//_|_..'` \\ :: / '| (__=`, :`||| `,.__) \ : | \ \`.\\__\;|| //`|/ : | | `.._____.-,`'| \\___||// /`-._ | : | : ,<''_\\,.|//_`>. :`._ ;: \ ; ; )`-..______..-'( :\ `-.__.' / ; / /|: : | `.._____.': : _.' / || | | `. : : _.-' / :: ; : `-.____; \; ,' ( \ / )\ / ,' ,'____,' ,`-,.______..-') (__\ _`. (___..'>_>____`.`.'._)_\_>._)-' ,'___`._________) SSt WE NEED MORE ORGANIC VEGAN WICCAN HERBS TO MAKE OUR STUPID HIPPIE CRAP SO WE CAN CAST A SPELL THAT WILL PLEASE THE EARTH GODDESS ALSO SOME OF YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO BUY COKE AND PURSES WOULD BE NICE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-20.txt #4745 BRACKISH (Wed, 2012 Jun 20) _ .''.' \ _ __ ___ './ '. ' `' ` '._______.' \ '.__________ '-.____________ _________________________________________________'.__________________ ____________.' __________.-' _______ .' PEOPLE WHO SAY "BRACKISH" ___.' '. / '-._ TO SOUND COOL SHOULD .'\ .' ._,.__, ____\____.o. FUCK RIGHT OFF '..'._/ '-._______.-' .-'_______'-. _/ 'o' .-' DF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-19.txt #4805 STEALTH BOMBER (Sun, 2012 Aug 19) /\ AMC / \ CAT BARFED ON BED / \ / \ REPEAT, CAT BARFED ON BED / \ / \ GO TO DEFCON 2, INITIATE SNAP COUNT / /\/\ /\/\ \ / / \/ \ \ LAUNCH THE STEALTH BOMBERS \/ \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-04.txt #4882 GARAGE BAND LYRICS (Sun, 2012 Nov 4) __ __ |--| |--| .._ o' o' (()))) _ o' o' //\\\ | __ )) _ _)) ,' ; | __ ((-.-\) o' |--| ,;::::;. (C ) / /^ o' |--| _))'='(\-. o' o' ,:;;;;;::. )\ -'( / / o' o' ( \ :' o o `:: ,-)() /_.')/ . | | .)(. |\ \ ( (_ ) / ( `' /\_) .:izf:,_ . | | | _ _| \ \ :| ,==. |: / , _ / 1 \ .:q568Glip-, \ | \ \/ '-' (__\_\____::\`--'/:: / / / \/ /|\ \-38'^"^`8k=' \L, \__\\[][]____(_\_|::,`--',:: / / /__/ <( \ \8) o o 18-'_ ( / :\o*.-.( '-,': _ :`.| L----' _)/ ))-..__)( J 498:- /] : [ \ | |=| ' |\_____|,/.' //. -38, 7~ P88;-'/ / : | \ \ | | |_| | | || :: (( : : ,`""'`-._,' / : | \ \ ; | | | | \ \_::_)) | : , ,_ / :( | / )) / /| | | | | [ | \_\ _;--==--._ MJP: | / / / / | | | | | Y |CJR (_\____:_ _: : | / / _/ / \ |lf | | CJ|mk | | ,--==--. |_`--==--'_| " `--==--' o/~ DICKS IN THE MORNING / DICKS IN THE EVENING / DICKS PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TIME NOT REALLY SURE WHY THESE LYRICS MADE THE FINAL CUT THEY DON'T EVEN MATCH THE PROPER METER o/~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-10.txt #4888 ELECTION 2012 POSTPORTEM (Sat, 2012 Nov 10) ___ \\|| ,'_,-\ ;'____\ GO FORTH AND STOP TALKING ABOUT THE ELECTION NOW || =\=| || - | ,---'._--''-,,---------.--.----_, / `-._- _--/,,| ___,,--'--'._< /-._, `-.__;,,|' / ;\ / , ; / ,' | _ - ',/, ; ( ( | /, ,,; \ \ | ',,/,; \ \ | /, / ,; (| ,^.| / ,, ,/; `-'./ `-._,, ,/,; '-._ `-._,,; jrei |/,,`-._ `-. |, ,;, ,`-._\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-11.txt #4889 THE HIGH RHINOCEROS (Sun, 2012 Nov 11) /))_ / .\/) WHAT'S UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP _."```'-' \___/ '/ | \ / jgs | ||~~~| || ^^^` ^^^` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-05.txt #4883 PHATTEST (Mon, 2012 Nov 5) _____________ _I-I__ __ / ____ "-|_|-.\ \ / __,--' `--._ _ \\ \ THIS TRACK IS THE PHATTEST TRACK OF ALL hjw /,-' ,-"-. `-.\\ \ /( ( ^ ) ) \\ \ APPARENTLY THAT JOKE FAILED THE PHAT TEST / `m.__ `-.-' __.m' _)) \ / ____`""mm.______,mm""' /_/-' \ NOT ME THOUGH I PASSED WITH PHLYING COLORS / /___/ === `""""""' II `w \ /_____________________________________\ i_____________________________________i File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-18.txt #4804 MATH OR MATHS (Sat, 2012 Aug 18) _ _ _ _ //|\ //|\ //|\ //|\ c_"/ c_"/ c_"/ c_"/ __/\__ /\__ /\ /\ / \ /\ \ /\/\ /\/\ /____\ /____\ /____\ /____\ S-v /l ll l\ ll LET'S HAVE AN APPARENTLY SERIOUS CHILDISH SLAPFIGHT ON TWITTER ABOUT WHETHER IT SHOULD BE WRITTEN "MATH" OR "MATHS" (APPARENTLY COMPLETELY IGNORANT OF THE CONVENTIONS BETWEEN COUNTRIES AND HOW UTTERLY FUCKING BORING THIS TOPIC IS) MEANWHILE LET'S STILL PRETEND LIKE WE'RE ACTUALLY SERIOUS PEOPLE WRITING SERIOUS BOOKS ABOUT SERIOUS TOPICS ON PHYSICS AND SCIENCE WHILE BEING TOO STUPID TO ACTUALLY NOT REALIZE THIS IS POINTLESS NEXT UP: ALUMINUM OR ALUMINIUM !?!?!?!?? TWITTERFIGHT !!!!!1!!11! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-28.txt #4601 OSHA WARNING (Sat, 2012 Jan 28) WARNING: DO NOT BEAT OFF ACROSS THIS LINE -------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------- tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-21.txt #4746 DON'T MAKE ME DO MATH (Thu, 2012 Jun 21) .-------------------- | | ,-""-. /) "150 FOR NAKED ..." | / c/-} // "200 MORE FUCK PUSSY ..." | ( ,--)T-. // "200 MORE ANAL ..." | `/ ,_) )\__,-/ "200 MORE SQUIRT :-)" | / /. \'_,-"< | / / ) _`).__ | _/,' ( ""-."-. |'-/ _/`-----. ),' LADY DON'T FUCKING MAKE ME DO MATH |o!O '"-'"""----" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-09.txt #4734 CHINAMAN (Sat, 2012 Jun 9) A _,-' `-._ _-'_________`-_ ``---\_ _/---`` (_ - _) THIS DRAWING COMPLETELY ISN'T RACIST AT ALL NO SIRREE \_._/ 8 __H__ 8 \ | / 8 |\ | /| 8 _|_|||_|_8 `-,/ \,-'8. | | `8< | | |-,-| gnv'-'-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-24.txt #4810 THE PRAYING MANTIS (Fri, 2012 Aug 24) . , |_| (/ \) WAT |`=' L L ... J / ;._// |\ | |\ `|' ,;,| _L L `'`'" _............._...-": j '.\_\_\_\_\_\_\.:`_`.-:| `-._:_:_:_:_:_:.-.-'||.===. //||'.-'::|| // JJ |||| ___ // LL ||||---' - ||__.""---''-|\ __ - ____.--|| __ -- __ ___.--- __.---' __ - //-- ____.---' __.--' __. -- - __"_.--' ' .-- __.----' l42 __.--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-14.txt #4587 BATTLEFIELD 3 (Sat, 2012 Jan 14) +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | |\ -~ / \ / | |~~__ | \ | \/ /\ /| | -- | \ | / \ / \ / | | |~_| \ \___|/ \/ / | |--__ | -- |\________________________________/~~\~~| / \ / \ | | |~~--__ |~_|____|____|____|____|____|____|/ / \/|\ / \/ \/| | | |~--_|__|____|____|____|____|____|_/ /| |/ \ / \ / | |___|______|__|_||____|____|____|____|____|__[]/_|----| \/ \ / | | \mmmm : | _|___|____|____|____|____|____|___| /\| / \ / \ | | B :_--~~ |_|____|____|____|____|____|____| | |\/ \ / \ | | __--P : | / / / | \ / \ /\| |~~ | : | / ~~~ | \ / \ / | | | |/ .-. | /\ \ / | | | / | | |/ \ /\ | | | / | | -_ \ / \ | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | /| | | 2 3 4 | /~~~~~\ | /| |_| .... ......... | | | ~|~ | % | | | ~J~ | | ~|~ % |_| .... ......... | | AMMO | HEALTH | 5 6 7 | \===/ | ARMOR |#| .... ......... | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ CAN'T WAIT UNTIL DICE PUTS VILLAGES, NPCS, HUNGER, AND FUCKING DRAGONS IN THE NEXT PATCH FOR BATTLEFIELD 3 THEREBY MAKING A FUN GAME SHITTY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-30.txt #4816 THE HAPPY PINWHEEL (Thu, 2012 Aug 30) |`. _,=--, | `. /:' ,' `!;. |: ,' `"-()<._ WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ,' | `:`. ,' ,:/|`. `| '--="'|| `.| || ||mt-2 || || File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-30.txt #4694 NUTRITIONAL VALUE (Mon, 2012 Apr 30) I JUST DISCOVERED I CAN BUY FLAVORED CONDOMS WITH FOOD STAMPS BECAUSE THEY HAVE A NUTRITIONAL VALUE _ _| |_ /~ ~\ /) /' `\ ,/':| ( ) ( :/ | (o ) (o ) | /\:/' | | /'// | \_ _/ |/'//' _______ | ~~~ /'//' |* + +| | /~\/'//' +-------+ |,-----'.////'| |#######| /' .///'' \| |#######| ( .///### ) |#######| `\///''## ,---'| |#######|\ |\ / | `~~~~~~~' `~---|-`\__/' | Ts97 (~\_ _/~) `\_ ~~-------~~ _/' ~~---------~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-24.txt #4688 PAID BLOGGER (Tue, 2012 Apr 24) oo. dL 88b I'M A PAID BLOGGER d8P" 8P d8 88 d88 888. 88888b.. LJ 8888P" C """ G M M 8b B' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-05.txt #4638 FUTBOWL (Mon, 2012 Mar 5) ______________________________________________ | \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ |. |_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_|| |\ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ /\ |\|/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \|||/_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \|/'. .'/|\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \q O O p\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/|\_| | \\/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ | ) |_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \|/ \ |_/ |_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ __\_O_/___/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_//\_'. |/ \_| \_/ \_,--._,-" `-._,--. \_/ \_/ |_/ \| |\_/ |_/ \_/ \__/_,-"| |`-._\__/_/ \_/ \_| \_/\ |_/ \_\ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_| | \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ /_/ \'. | \_/ \|/ \_/ \_/ \_// /\ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \|/ \_/ | .'_/ \_/|\_/ \_/ \_/ / / \ \\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/|\_/ \_\ |/ \_/__\___________/ /____\ \_______________\ \_/ '. |\_,-' __/___/ \___\__ `-.__/| // /_____/ \_____\ `\ Gr HOLY CRAP I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING WHETHER OR NOT I BLOCK THIS SHOT I'M STILL PLAYING A STUPID FUCKING SPORT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-18.txt #4682 GOD'S WAY (Wed, 2012 Apr 18) ________ .##@@&&&@@##. ,##@&::%&&%%::&@##. #@&:%%000000000%%:&@# RAINBOWS ARE GOD'S WAY OF LICKING DICK #@&:%00' '00%:&@# #@&:%0' '0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# "" ' " " ' "" _oOoOoOo_ .-.-. (oOoOoOoOo) ( : ) )`"""""`( .-.`. .'.-. / \ (_ '.Y.' _) | | ( .'|'. ) \ / '-' | '-' jgs `=========` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-11.txt #4644 I VALUE YOUR INPUT (Sun, 2012 Mar 11) %%%%%% %%%% = = I VALUE YOUR INPUT %%C > _)' _( .' , __/ |_/\ " *. o /` \_\ \/ %`= '_ . / ) \/| .^',*. , /' /- o/ - " % '_ /\_/ < = , ^ ~ . )_o|----'| .` ' ___// (_ - (\ ///-( \' \\ b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-08.txt #4641 DEATH BY APARTMENT (Thu, 2012 Mar 8) WELP, IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED MY CAT GOT CAUGHT IN SOME RANDOM PLASTIC GARBAGE LAYING AROUND MY APARTMENT AND DIED FROM ASPHYXIATION CAN SOMEBODY SCOOP THAT UP I'M TRYING TO GET DRUNK AND BEAT OFF AND STILL NOT CLEAN EVER HE WOULD HAVE WANTED IT THIS WAY __..--''``\--....___ _..,_ _.-' .-/"; ` ``<._ ``-+'~=. _.-' _..--.'_ \ `(^) ) ((..-' (< _ ;_..__ ; `' fL `-._,_)' ``--...____..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-01.txt #4665 BARSOOM (Sun, 2012 Apr 1) _____ / '`-._ | -. \ _.,--. '----- | / ,-'' `. / ,' /' _--\ | ___ | / | ' | |,.''' ''--:_ | ,' \ | ,--.. `. \____/ /' _( '. '\ / /' '-. . ____ | | \ O,-' '\ | `\ , | \ | \. O / _/ __\,.\ `-'''\__,. -' | | _,.-=. ,/ VJ `.____,' \ _,-' '--------' GET YOUR ASS TO BARSOOM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-15.txt #4679 POKEMON RAGE (Sun, 2012 Apr 15) POKEMON RAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DROPPIN' LOADS ___ /\ |\ | o) / / \\ | \ ___ ____ _ ||_/_ ___ _ _ (o |\\| o)_ / ___/ /|| o) / / / OO \ | \\ / __/ / _ / || / / /_ / .||. \| \/___/_/____/ |__/___/___/ db File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-29.txt #4693 TUSHIE (Sun, 2012 Apr 29) _________ |#########| |#########| |#########| |#########| |#########| __|_________|__ | '_ ' \ F (.) (.)--.__ / `. J | F ._ .' J `-.____.-' F \ J \ | \--- I WILL GIVE YOU SIX DOLLARS | . `. \_E TO SEE YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S TUSHIE | `. `. L ,,, | `. `. | \VVV' | `. ` | \W| J ``` F `. .' \ / `--' ) ____.- ' / / `. `. .- / .' `. `' / `. \ `. / `._| `-' TJ/mh/TVK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-20.txt #4653 FOR NO REASON AT ALL (Tue, 2012 Mar 20) `\|/' ,'Y`. SOMETIMES I BEAT OFF FOR NO REASON AT ALL )|._.|( /(___)\ OTHER TIMES ( ) `..-.,' |"| .--' `--. Ojo File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-29.txt #4815 THE FLOWER SPEAKS THE TRUTH (Wed, 2012 Aug 29) ,`. ,'`. : | \/ / | _.. ,--.._ | ' : ;.' ) \ ._ `: | ,' ,' / `._ ` \ .;../ _..'.._ _..-`-.._::::::.' -.. `. ,' _.. ::SSt::-.._ __..' WIENERS ARE GROSS-LOOKING `..___..-''`;:::;' `. ,' , ,' |` `:. `. `. | ' ,/ , ; \`.._,' `..-'/ / / \ \ : \__,' `.__; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-04.txt #4729 TOASTER ACCIDENT (Mon, 2012 Jun 4) .___________. | | ___________. | | /~\ | / __ __ /| | _ _ |_| | / /:/ /:/ / | !________|__! / /:/ /:/ / | | / /:/ /:/ / |____________! / /:/ /:/ / | / /:/ /:/ / | / ~~ ~~ / | IF YOU DROP ME IN A BATHTUB |~~~~~~~~~~| | THEN YOU WILL HAVE AN INTERESTING DAY | :: | / | == | / | :: | / | :: | / | :: @ | / !__________!/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-19.txt #4592 NUCLEAR SECRETS (Thu, 2012 Jan 19) ..-".".""."."-.. \\ \ \ || / / // .\\ \ /||\ / //. \ \ V VV V / / TOP NUCLEAR SECRETS: \_\_L||J_/_/ \-\-||-/-/ THIS IS NOT A BATMINTON SHUTTLECOCK \\L||J// BUT RATHER A PRECISE AND CLEAR BLUEPRINT \____/ FOR BUILDING A BOOSTED THERMONUCLEAR DEVICE |____| | | PLEASE DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I MAKE SHIT UP ctr `.__.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-10.txt #4735 A TEARDROP FALLS (Sun, 2012 Jun 10) ____ ____ _,',--.`-. _,',--.`-. <_ ( () ) > ( <_ ( () ) > I'VE NEVER HAD A THREEWAY `-:__;,-' \ `A:__:,-' \ / \ (( ) \-' \ \ ( ) -Shimrod `-'"`-----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-15.txt #4801 MEASUREMENTS (Wed, 2012 Aug 15) _______________________________________________________________________ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 | | | SIZE OF MY FAT DICK | |_______________________________________________________________________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-31.txt #4604 ALWAYS DELICIOUS (Tue, 2012 Jan 31) I'M TOPPED WITH HEROIN SUPPOSITORIES AND TOXIC WASTE BUT YOU'LL EAT ME ANYWAY, YOU FAT WASTE OF LIFE ._ ,( `-. ,': `. `. ,` * `-. \ ,' ` :+ = `. `. ,~ (o): ., `. `. ,' ; : ,(__) x;`. ; ,' :' itz ; ; ; _,-' .'O ; = _' C ; ;'_,_ ; ,; _; ` : ;'_,-' i' ,` `;(_) 0 ; ',' : .';6 ; ' ,-'~ ,' Q ,& ;',-.' ,( :` ; _,-'~ ; ,~.`c _',' .';^_,-' ~ ,'_;-'' ,,~ i' : File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-25.txt #4598 SILVERWARE (Wed, 2012 Jan 25) ________ .==== [________>< :=== '==== ________ ___,,,,,,, WHAT NO SPORKS ?!??!? PHILISTINES [________>__________\ ________ .==. jgs [________>c((_ ) '==' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-01.txt #4787 STEAMPUNK PORNO (Wed, 2012 Aug 1) ___ .'---'. I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE SOME STEAMPUNK PORNO | | .-------. _.-'-------'-._ .'_______________'. .'''''''''''''''''''''.___ _/-|:::::::::::::::::::::| | .-() \-|o O .-. | O |(o) || .. |'-..' .-. ( + ) |___| | .-. (==) .----._ (o/ | ( O-) ___ `-' |====.| / \ || (_o)____) \\ | _____`-' | -| |.''.|| | (o) | || ||// \\.-' | '-.| - | |____|| \ / || ||/ .' \ | / '.-| | -- |' .;:;.__||_____||_____/ / \ | / \=======|'..'| .;': ';.----_....._--' ' -._ \ | / _.- ' _____|____| .;'.' ';.'\ | /`. : '-. .'"'. .-' : |;;;;|;:' .' / \ | / \ ;--------| (o) |--------;==========' .:' : '-. .'"'. .-' : : _.- '._.' -._ : |----|.;' ;----| (o) |----; . _.' / | \ '._ .______|====|;' : .-' '._.' '-. : ;:;\ / | \ /:;:;:;:;:;:;' \ / | \ / LGB `. / | \ .' ' / | \ ' ` . _ _|_ _ .' ' . | . ' IN OTHER NEWS: GET A GUN AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-08.txt #4886 HURRICANE SANDY (Thu, 2012 Nov 8) m " m" " m m " m " "m " " "m m m " m " " " "m" " " "m m m m m " " " " " "m"m"m"m"m"m " m " " "m"m" "m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m I HOPE THOSE NEW YORKERS DON'T MESS UP "m"m m"m" "m m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m$"m THE SUPERDOME AGAIN AFTER SANDY $ " "m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m$" $m " "m"m"m"m"m"m$" m"m"m $ $"m"m"m"m$" m"m" "m m"m m "m"m$" m"m" "m $ $ $ $" m"m" "m " m "$m"m" m"m m"m $" m" $ $ $ $ m" m" "m" $ m" m$$ $ m" m$" $ $" m""$ $ """ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-20.txt #4898 WRONG TEDDY (Tue, 2012 Nov 20) .._ ; ; ; : :\ ; \\ : :\ ; _.--"""--.___ :; '-.' ,=" "-=,`."-, '. ;=" " ; '-. THESE ARE WHAT LADIES WEAR '-.; _..._ ; '-. WHEN THEY WANT TO LOOK ALL HOT : .-. ___ .-. ; \ ; ;.-".-."-.; ; : OR SO I HEAR ; .' '._.' '. ;`,__.-.' ; ; _,_ ; ; `--" I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING ; '..-" "-,.' ; '. `-.___.-' .' __..--" `-.__ __.-' "--..__ .-" /,\""/,\ "-. ; __.. , :",:@:=,"; , ..__ ; '._ __.-," '.'/ \'.' ",-.__ _.' """ ;, " " ,; """ ; . , : ; ' ' ; ; : .-"". `. ', ." .""-. /,""-.'. '. ; .' .'.-"",\ :: ' ; ; ; __ ; : : ' :; ;; ; ; /' '\ ; ; ;: :'. : ;,' ',: : .'; \ '._/ ; ; \_.' / `-._.' '._.-' fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-21.txt #4899 UNDEAD (Wed, 2012 Nov 21) (())) /|x x| /\( - ) UNDEAD OVER HERE ___.-._/\/ /=`_'-'-'/ !! AND I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A GAY CUDDLY WAY |-{-_-_-} ! (-{-_-_-} ! OR DO I !?!?!?!?!??!?! \{_-_-_} ! }-_-_-} {-_|-_} {-_|_-} {_-|-_} {_-|-_} ZOT ____%%@ @%%_______ NO SERIOUSLY I DON'T, DON'T BE GROSS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-09.txt #4887 THE PROPOSAL REDUX (Fri, 2012 Nov 9) (() /|||\ (())))) (|( */ ))( ,` (|)()) ( ) \ o ,...., /, _) (\_ |::::: WILL YOU PLEASE TAKE THIS BENWA BALL .\\__| \ \ (::::: AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS /\\ | \_\ \;;; ( |)| \ \__)_(__ | | \ ) | | \ | | | __ | :/ | | | \ |_____| | | | \/ | |___| | \ | ) I\__\ _| |.___._.'_ \`--, (_____( ) Sher^ `'' |_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-24.txt #4597 SAFETY PIN (Tue, 2012 Jan 24) .--. /_/) ) // \_/ I'M A SAFETY PIN // // // // JAB ME IN THINGS AND I'LL MAKE THEM SAFE //_ // jgs ((_))/ LIKE YOUR FRIEND'S TESTICLES `--` OR PERHAPS YOUR NEIGHBOR'S EYEBALL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-14.txt #4800 USS FORRESTAL (Tue, 2012 Aug 14) .---. .---. +---------------------------+ | | ____ __ | | | | |.--- / \ | | | | +---. |__ | | | THIS IS AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER | | ___|| __| | | | | | \__/ \__/ | | ALSO ASCII ART LOOKS LIKE SHIT | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _A_ _A_ | |__/|#|\__| |__/|#|\__| |___| |___| |___| |___| x |I| x x |I| x | /I\ /I\ | __ | ===== ===== | | /| \ / || | \ | | | | ====|===| | |: | | || _A_ | | |: | | |__/|#|\__| | |: | | |___| |___| | | : | | x| |I| |x | | : | | ===/I\==| | | : | | | ========| | | : _A_ | || | | | |__/|#|\__| || | | | |___| |___| || | | | x: |I| x || | | | : /I\ | ========| | | : ===== | +------------+ |===== : | |!\|__|__|__|/! | : | |!/| |\! | : | |!/| // \! | : | |!/ ==()== ! | : | |! // ! | : | |! ! || : | |! ! || : | |! +---+ ! | | : | |! ! ! ! | | : | |! ! ! ! | | : | |! /+---+\ ! |======== : | -------------| | || : | ========| | || : | || // | | || : | ||-=C===K| | || : | || \\ | |======== : | || | | | : | ========| | | : | | \ | : | / \ | : | / | | : | | | | : | | | -|---------:--------|- | /| | : | |\ |+| -|---------:--------|- |+| | | | ____: __ | | | |+| -|---------:--------|- |+| \| | +---. :__ | | |/ | | ___||:__| | | | | | \__/ :\__/ | | +---------------------------+ \ FORRESTAL / \_________________________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-30.txt #4603 PINK FLOYD SUCKS (Mon, 2012 Jan 30) WE DON'T NEED NO QUEER BRITISH KIDS SINGING THE CHORUS FOR SOME REASON ALL IN ALL WE'RE ALL JUST AN OVERRATED SONG _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-18.txt #4591 WIKIPEDIA BLACKOUT (Wed, 2012 Jan 18) .-""""- WIKIPEDIA BLACKOUT !!!!!!11 F .-' F J FOR 24 HOURS THE WORLD I I WILL BE SMARTER L `. L `-._, `-.__.-' ## ### # #### _____ ## .---#####-...__ .--' `-### .--..-' ###### ""`---.... _____.----. ###`.._____ .' ####### a:f ### / -. ####### _.--- ### .( ####### # : `--... ###### # `. ``. ###### : :. ##### .' ) ### .' / ## _.' | .## ,:' | ' .' < ' | / | ' . ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-11.txt #4736 RAY BRADBURY'S TRANSIT (Mon, 2012 Jun 11) ., O~.~ (/\~~ DID YOU HEAR THAT RAY BRADBURY DIED )J WHILE ATTEMPTING TO TRANSIT THE SUN _.|)._ .-'. ;) .`-. \.\ ' ` './ '--..--' kOs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-05.txt #4730 OPEN WINDOWS (Tue, 2012 Jun 5) _ _ //\ /\\ // \______ / \\ // / \ \\ OPEN WINDOWS MAKE // / \ \\ FOR HAPPY BEDFELLOW // / sSSSs \ \\ //_ / sSSSsSs \ _\\ //`_\ Ss. . s /_,\\ // \` Ss\ _ /Ss , / \\ // / \ \sSs_) (_sSs/ / \ \\ // / \_|_ \ / _|_/ \ \\ \\ / sS\ _^_ /ss \ // \\/ ) ( \// `===========================' drx/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-28.txt #4814 THE MANATEE WOULD LIKE YOUR ATTENTION (Tue, 2012 Aug 28) _____ / \ DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE / @ @ \ /\ ==w== /\ BECAUSE IF THEY'RE OUT AT NIGHT I WILL TOTALLY FUCK THEM / //|| ||\\ \ / || || \ BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MANATEES DO (LOOK IT UP) dcau `V V' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-28.txt #4692 IBANK (Sat, 2012 Apr 28) CHECK OUT THE NEW IBANK APP AT THE APPLE STORE IT AUTOMATICALLY DEBITS YOUR BANK ACCOUNT $0.99 SEVERAL TIMES A DAY FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON BUT IT'S PART OF THE ***CLOUD*** ,--------------------------------------------------------------------------. | OV"|OOOOOOOO> U N I T E D S T A T E S OF A M E R I C A O N E D O L L A R Z\ |\ && C Z \ |'\_\/####\____\ '\______/_____\ '\ \ '\ ( \ '\ ` \ '\o___________\o '|____________| ejm98 | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-09.txt #4642 KONY 2012 (Fri, 2012 Mar 9) ___________ / | | | ,' ,' \/',_ __ ,'__/ | ',| "'-,,,,,,, ,/ _|', | | \ | | |', \ | \ |__| | ', ', | \ / | ', ,_"""""---'-_,'______\ / | ',,_-'" | | ', |_________| | / | / ',,'""""| |__ | ,____/ | _| / |___ / '\___| ,'_,'|_,-,_______| | / , '/ \,' _', _/ ,, ,',| | \ | '" ,' \ / |_ , | \|||| ,' | ,'| _"" |,' ' ,' ', | ||||| __ ,' _|_ ,' | |""---/ ' ,"""','"""""" | / \"""| / |_____|_ __''" \ | | | / """""" | \ / \ / | | / \--' | / | \__ _|__ | | |__ | ',,,| BOY THESE BRACELETS AND | |____| / | PINS AND BUMPER STICKERS / _| ,,'_ | AND BROCHURES SURE DO |__________|___,' ,,' / BUY A LOT OF SENSEO BRAND \ ---' \,/ ,' COFFEE PODS AND INDIE CDS \ | ,,,' \_/ | |_,'' |/ | | []_| \___' / \ __,' \_____/ FW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-16.txt #4680 JOYSTICK MISSION (Mon, 2012 Apr 16) _ || |-| m1a || ____| |____ || / _| |_ \ // | / ,| |. \ |_// | ( ( '-' ) ) |-' | \ `'"'' / | | `-----' ; DON'T BE COY YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS |\___________/| | ; \___________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-02.txt #4666 REGRET THE ERROR (Mon, 2012 Apr 2) __________ |DAILY NEWS| |&&& ======| BARACK OBAMA DOES NOT IN FACT HAVE A GLEAMING |=== ======| JEWEL OF A HUGE, BLACK COCK THAT URINATES |=== == %%$| DELICIOUS, GOLDEN KOLSCH LAGER. |[_] ======| |=== ===!##| HUFFINGTON POST REGRETS THE ERROR. ejm97 |__________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-23.txt #4656 ALL GAYS GO TO HEAVEN (Fri, 2012 Mar 23) WHY ARE THERE NO GOOD QUEER STROKE MAGS IN HEAVEN I FOUND AN OLD COPY OF BOY'S LIFE BUT THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH IT .-') / | .' / F / / / //) /( .< .'.''| /_ `-._ .')' ).'.'') ' `-._ `-. .'.'.'/.''.'/- `-._`-.__ .--. .'-'/..'`).'.' / `. / `. _.':-::\ .' ' ).'.'/.' .''_ .') >- /_`.)::` -.)|--'.'-'--.'.'-..'' / .' / |:| `.> ) ))'.'/-'/.-'.-'' _.' _.-') .' /:| `..:' )_.>_.>_.-'_.-' `..-'.-')-'_ /::)___.-::::-. ))__> <_.-' _.--'_.-'_.-'_.' /:' .::::::::\ ))-. .> __<-' )_>_.-'--'.' `::... ) ))-.<_>__\____.-'---'_.-'--. `-::::: ) ))-'__>-'____<__)--' `----' `-::): .. )-->._\-----'__________> ) :: >_>_`._ `--.->_____.--' | :."" )\_ ___>----'-----' J: \)\)`-`-.__`-.`--' >-""""-.\))\ \`-\`.__)-' / /\|`. :\/`--\_\`-' ).:: `::::`. /.::: ::' `. (.:-::.:::' .-._) ___ | :`-' \ / `-.____ .' .( |:: (: `,`.`. :`._______ .' :: \ |: \: :: ` `---.::::: `./ .:' .) 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PROVING THAT SNAGGLE-TOOTHED FUCKING FAGNERDS SHOULDN'T TRY TO COME UP WITH FUCKING RETARDED NAMES THAT SHOW THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-07.txt #4732 THE WEREWOLF SPEAKS (Thu, 2012 Jun 7) /\ ( ;`~v/~~~ ;._ ,/'"/^) ' < o\ '".~'\\\--, ,/",/W u '`. ~ >,._.., )' ,/' w ,U^v ;//^)/')/^\;~)' ,/"'/ W` ^v W |; )/' MEOW ;'' | v' v`" W } \\ " .'\ v `v/^W,) '\)\.)\/) `\ ,/,)' ''')/^"-;' \ '". _ \ RJK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-02.txt #4788 THE NAPKIN INCIDENT (Thu, 2012 Aug 2) O /~~~|#|]|=\|---\__ |-=_____________ |\\ , O O I|_/,-.-.-.-.-,-.\_|='( T/\ /\=,---. ( o )( o )( o ) \ U /\ /\ `O' cww `-'-'-'-'-`-' CAN I HAVE A NAPKIN OKAY TOWEL OKAY HOSE OKAY BULLDOZER SEND FEMA WAIT YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAH OKAY WE'RE GOING TO NEED THE PRESIDENT TO FEDERALIZE THE CALIFORNIA NATIONAL GUARD (PROBABLY OREGON'S AND NEVADA'S TOO) OH WAIT NEVER MIND IT WAS JUST GAS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-26.txt #4599 AN HONEST WOMAN (Thu, 2012 Jan 26) _,,,_ .' `'. / ____ \ | .'_ _\/ / ) a a| / ( > | I'M DOWNRIGHT INCAPABLE ( ) ._ / OF CRITICAL THINKING ) _/-.__.'`\ ( .-'`-. \__ ) `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ jgs | \ \ \ \ |\ `. / / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-16.txt #4802 U2 SONGS (Thu, 2012 Aug 16) ____ ___ ,' __ ``.._..'' `. `.`. ``-.___..-. : HAVING NEVER HEARD A U2 ,---..____________________>/ _,'_ | SONG ALL THE WAY THROUGH `-:._,:_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|.:SSt:.:|-|(/ | IN MY ENTIRE LIFE I'M ALREADY _.' ) ____ '-' ; FUCKING TIRED OF ALL OF THEM ( `-'' __``-' / ``-....-'' ``-..-'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-23.txt #4901 THE SPY WHO DIDN'T EXIST (Fri, 2012 Nov 23) . .--. \\ //\\ \ .\\ ///_\\\\ :/>` /(| `|'\\\ I DON'T EXIST Y/\ )))\_-_/((\ \ \ ./'_/ " \_`\) \ \.-" ._ \ / \ \ _.-" (_ \Y/ _) | " )" | ""/|| .-' .' / || / ` / || | __ : ||_ | / \ \ '|\` | | \ \ | | `. \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ /__\ |__\ /.| DrS. |.\_ `-'' ``--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-22.txt #4900 POO PETS (Thu, 2012 Nov 22) |\ /| |\ /| POO PETS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 | \ / | |\\ //| | | | | | \| |/ | I'LL BE A DUNG BUNNY \ | | / \ || || / \ |_| / \||_||/ AND/OR STOOL PIGEON .' '. .' '. | | |o o| / \ /= Y =\ `'-. .-'` `'-.^.-'` _| |_ _| |_ /` `\ /` `\ | / \ | | | |/ \| | ( ) | / \ /\ \ / /\ | .-~-. | | '._)_.' | \ { } / \ / jgs \ '-=-' / \ '.___.' / .--' ;---; '--. .--' \---/ '--. `-------' '-------` `-------' '-------` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-17.txt #4803 VOCATION OR AVOCATION (Fri, 2012 Aug 17) #################### ,)--. I'M A BEATOFFIST #################### __/____|__ #################### = = "/ | _____ ____ _ #################### | - D | / __ | / __ \ / ########## ######## |__- | | | | | | | |__| | | | ######### ####### |, |\,____ | \ \_| | | __ | > ########## ######## ,-/|__/ / . | / / | | | | | | | | ########## ######### .' \\/_/ , \ | |_| |_| |_| |_| \_ ####### ####### \\ // _ | \ __/ | ###### # ####### >/ \) ' \_ \ \,/ | ###### ## ########__ _/ \ ) ___ _|_ __| ####### ######'---/__o> | / /----------| ###### #######| | \| o- _-__O/ | ###### #######| ---/ /| / ) | ####### #######| /___\/_______/ | ######## #######| /'''/ / | ######## ########| / / / | ######## #########| / / / | ######## ##########| |(_ / , | ####### ##########| \ |(_ > | | \ | \ | | )( | | | \_\, | | |_______|___/\______________b'ger | |+ \/ | /+ \ | /+ / | /_. ' |_____________________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-03.txt #4789 DARTH VADER (Fri, 2012 Aug 3) _.-'~~~~~~`-._ / || \ / || \ "DARTH VADER" IS KIND OF A GAY NAME | || | DON'T YOU THINK | _______||_______ | |/ ----- \/ ----- \| / ( ) ( ) \ / \ ----- () ----- / \ / \ /||\ / \ / \ /||||\ / \ I MEAN I DON'T EVEN REALLY LIKE STAR TREK / \ /||||||\ / \ /_ \o========o/ _\ `--...__|`-._ _.-'|__...--' | `' | -U File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-27.txt #4600 A PTO QUESTION FROM ADOLF HITLER'S MOTHER (Fri, 2012 Jan 27) EXCUSE ME SIR YOU CAN'T TALK THAT WAY TO ME I AM A ***MOTHER*** HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN THE BEAUTY AND JOY OF BRINGING A CHILD INTO THIS WORLD??? THE MIRACLE OF CREATION THAT HAS BEEN EXPERIENCED BY BILLIONS OF BEAUTIFUL OTHER WYMEN BEFORE YOU??? DO YOU THINK THE WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO HITLER WAS AN UPPITY BITCH ABOUT BEING A MOTHER AND TOOK LOTS OF TIME OFF WORK BECAUSE HER "KID WAS SICK" .=""% .. *m ! !s> ` MJ . . % X:% f 4 #%~"h 4> ' f4F` "N^\ ' !` + 4': '> `R :" h' 4 4 \.c ! . : `^$ > ! '> 'f ! + ' ' z > :.?. . ' >\~ > :F: !F .. ..=">~ '> " "> d` k" "+f` .4 t! !K '< L*\ .L uf` K \ \ "= .=" >~ ? \ ..............................` .~` > ! 'L .:="` ` '=" :.r? > ' ! ` ! : ' ' < : :" ! :' ~ f '' :\~ < F >\ f! > 'L ~. ' > '> #Fx :"# 'ux::.': ` \`. .f>" ! ~ "%$P"``h 'x"r)~ ' " `. k .~) \ .. f ~ h ' .oeur`r \'x ! ^%k..=" : " ': dP` `#b 'x8P"""$k "+ / ' "< 'R .. 9k @f ?& % ..! f " '$ 8F $ " '$ .r" C. "$ou.o$F "$LSvyx$" . . / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-06.txt #4731 TANNING BOOTH (Wed, 2012 Jun 6) .,~--. _/ `=: /((((\_ `-. \_ o`-.__ `=, IF I MAKE MYSELF DARKER PERHAPS /`. |\`.__/\,-)/\) MEN WILL FINALLY LIKE ME / ;'\`'| / ` `. / /. | \ / , `. |\ / `.| y / `.__..-""-. ___ __ \ `.`. /| / X `. '""-.`-----'"___"`----' _`--. `. `.`' 7 / `--' `. `-----'" "`-----' `.-' `. /. `-' `-.___ .--. `-, | `====---======-----=====-------====------==--=i `-' | | `-`--\___;`-^._____|---'`--|______,----'`._____.' -'._. .-|__| .'`-._ ,-'`---.__ _|__|-._ -' `-. _.--'`-. .-' ` hjw -'`-._ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-12.txt #4737 HACKER, GEEK (Tue, 2012 Jun 12) .-. (/^\) (\ /) I LIKE WRITING WEBCOMICS ABOUT .-'-. BEING A HACKER AND GEEK CULTURE !!!!!!!!!! /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ NEVER TOUCHING A VAGINA AGAIN \|/ jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-22.txt #4655 DISCOVERED BY PIXAR (Thu, 2012 Mar 22) I ACTUALLY REALLY GENUINELY LIKE THIS DRAWING OF A CUTE LITTLE BLOWFISH WITH CUTE EYES WELL DONE, ARTIST; HATS OFF TO YOU ON THIS TOP SHELF EFFORT AND I MEAN THAT WITHOUT SARCASM I HOPE ONE DAY YOU ARE DISCOVERED BY PIXAR AND GET THE RECOGNITION YOU DESERVE _ (_) | . . |L /| . _ _ . |\ _| \--+._/| . 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L___ J \ < \ | | O\|.-' _ _J \ .- \/ O | | \ |F (_) '-F -<_. \ .-' `-' L__ __J _ _. >-' )._. |-' `-|.' /_. \_| F /.- . _.< /' /.' .' `\ /L /' |/ _.-'-\ /'J ___.---'\| |\ .--' V | `. ` |/`. `-. `._) / .-.\ VK \ ( `\ `.\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-03.txt #4667 THE HUNGER GAMES (Tue, 2012 Apr 3) THE HUNGER GAMES SEEMS PRETTY GAY AND THEREFORE AWESOME BECAUSE I'M A GAY MAN WHO HAS ILLICIT SEX WITH OTHER GAY MALES NO VAGINAS INVOLVED WHATSOEVER NOT EVEN AMI EMERSON'S BLOWN OUT OLD PISSFLAPS ,---. / | / | / | / | ___,' | < -' : `-.__..--'``-,_\_ |o/ ` :,.)_`> :/ ` ||/) (_.).__,-` |\ /( `.`` `| : \'`-.) ` ; ; | ` /-< | ` / `. ,-_-..____ /| ` :__..-'\ /,'-.__\\ ``-./ :` ; \ `\ `\ `\\ \ : ( ` / , `. \ \` \ \\ | | ` : : .\ \ \ `\_ )) : ; | | ): : (`-.-'\ || |\ \ ` ; ; | | \-_ `;;._ ( ` / /_ | | `-.-.// ,'`-._\__/_,' ; | \:: : / ` , / | || | ( ,' / / | || ,' / SSt| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-17.txt #4681 LIKE NOBODY'S EVER DONE (Tue, 2012 Apr 17) |\. | \'. I INTEND TO JERK OFF LIKE NOBODY'S EVER JERKED OFF BEFORE | \ - | \ -'\\ NAMELY, UNDERWATER WHILE STRANGLING MYSELF |.-'_\ \ \\ AND SIMULTANEOUSLY BEING ATTACKED BY PIRANHAS .|.-'_.\ \ \\ \|.-'_.-\ \ \\ |.-'_.-'\ \ \\ |.-'_.-'_\ \ \\ |.-'_.-'_.\ \ \\ |.-'_.-'_..\ \ \\ |.-'_.-'_..-\ \ \\ |.-'_.-'_..-'\ \ \ |.-'_.-'_..-'_\ \ |.-'_.-'_..-'_.\ \ |.-'_.-'_..-'_.-\ \ |.-'_.-'_..-'_.-'\ |.-'_.-'_..-'_.-'_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-26.txt #4659 GUESS WHO RUNS ME (Mon, 2012 Mar 26) GUESS WHO RUNS ME (HINT: NOT MEL GIBSON) _._._ _._._ _| |_ _| |_ | ... |_._._._._._._._._._._| ... | | ||| | o NATIONAL BANK o | ||| | | """ | """ """ """ | """ | ()) |[-|-]| [-|-] [-|-] [-|-] |[-|-]| ()) (())) | |---------------------| | (())) (())())| """ | """ """ """ | """ |(())()) (()))()|[-|-]| ::: .-"-. ::: |[-|-]|(()))() ()))(()| | |~|~| |_|_| |~|~| | |()))(() || |_____|_|_|_|__|_|_|__|_|_|_|_____| || ~ ~^^ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@/=======\@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ^^~ ~ ^~^~ ~^~^ Sher^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-13.txt #4677 GLUTEN-FREE (Fri, 2012 Apr 13) / / / // / // // / / /// /// / / / / / // MY JIZZ IS GLUTEN-FREE / / //// // // / ////// / / // /// // /// /// // / // \\\ // /// /// / //// / \\\\\ // /// / // /// / \\\\\ /// / / // /// / / \\\\\ /// / / NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT "GLUTEN-FREE" MEANS // / /// / \\\\\ //mc / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-07.txt #4671 KONY 2012 II (Sat, 2012 Apr 7) //\\ <<()>> A |==| /\\ STOP KONY ????? | | / \\ | | / \\ I THOUGHT WE ALREADY DID THAT A | | / \\ //\_| |_/ \\ AFTER ALL I CLICKED "LIKE" // | | \\ // | | //\\ \\ (( <0> | | <<()>> )) \\ | | \\// // \\ _| |_ // \\/ | | \ // V | | \ // | | \ // | | \ // | | \// | | V | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | zot File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-23.txt #4596 SAMMY THE SEAHORSE (Mon, 2012 Jan 23) %&%&. / _ \_ ( c-(_)(_)__ SAMMY THE SEAHORSE WAS NEVER TOLD HE COULDN'T \ .._ . ) WALK SO HE DID HIS OWN THING AND STROLLED AROUND \ / `-' THE SEA FLOOR LOOKING ALL CLEVER AND SHIT /\-|\_ C-.\_\( HOWEVER EVOLUTION DOES NOT REWARD BEING A PRICK ( Y o)( AND THUS NO SEAHORSE LADY (OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED) | | o)) WANTED TO MAKE SEX (OR WHATEVER THEY CALL IT) c - __) WITH HIM SO HIS AMAZING ABILITY DIED WTIH HIM / \ \===| | //===/ LET THIS BE A LESSON KIDS: | /|===/ KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING |/ |==/ }==) (==| |=/_.. (_.-.__) [nabis] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-07.txt #4793 THE JAPANESE CHRISTMAS TREE (Tue, 2012 Aug 7) `,. . . * . . . _ .. . \,~-. * . . )) * . \ * . . | * . . ~ . . . , , `-. . : * ,- - `-. *._/_\_. . . ,-' - `-_., |n| . . ; - \ ._/_,_\_. . . ,' , - `-.|.n.| . ,-.__,' - - ._/_,_,_\_. ,-' - - |..n..|-`'-' - - ._/_,_,_,_\_. - - ,-|...n...| - - ,-'._/_,_,_,_,_\_. - - ,-=-' |....n....| - -; ._/_,_,_,_,_,_\_. - ,- |.....n.....| - ,; ._/_,_,_,_,_,_,_\_. - `, '. `. ". `, '.| n ,-. n | ", `. `, '. `, ', ,.:;..;;..;;.,:;,.;:,o__|__o !.|.! o__|__o;,.:;.,;;,,:;,.:;,;;: ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ |_i_i_H_|_|_|_H_i_i_| ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ | //=====\\ | |____//=======\\____| THIS IS A FUNNY-LOOKING gpyy //=========\\ CHRISTMAS TREE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-13.txt #4799 THE BEER BOTTLE (Mon, 2012 Aug 13) _.._..,_,_ ( ) ]~,"-.-~~[ .=])' (; ([ | ]:: ' [ OW THE BEER BOTTLE '=]): .) ([ |:: ' | PMH ~~----~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-16.txt #4741 PUNDIT (Sat, 2012 Jun 16) _______________ _______________ .' .' .| .' .' .' | .'_______________.'______________ .' | | ___ _____ ___ || ___ _____ ___ | | ||_=_|__=__|_=_||||_=_|__=__|_=_|| | ______||_____===_____||||_____===_____|| | __________ .' ||_____===_____||||_____===_____|| .' .'| .' ||_____===_____||||_____===_____|| .' .' | .'___________|_______________||_______________|.'__________.' | |.----------.|.-----___-----.||.-----___-----.|| |_____.----------. |] |||_____________||||_____________||| .' [ | || ||.-----___-----.||.-----___-----.||.' | | || |||_____________||||_____________|||==========| | || ||.-----___-----.||.-----___-----.|| |_____| | |] o|||_____________||||_____________||| .' [ 'o| || ||.-----___-----.||.-----___-----.||.' | | || ||| ||||_____________|||==========| | || ||| |||.-----___-----.|| |_____| | |] ||| |||| ||| .' [ | ||__________|||_____________||||_____________|||.'________|__________| ''----------'''------------------------------'''----------'' (o)LGB (o) WHERE DO I SIGN UP TO BE A PUNDIT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-02.txt #4727 CANNIBAL (Sat, 2012 Jun 2) \\\\\////// .-""-. \\\\\\////// / _ _ \ [[[[[[[]]]]]]]] |(_)(_)| /////////\\\\\\ ( /\ ) //// ~0 ( 0~ \\\\ I THINK HUMAN FLESH IS DELICIOUS L====J //(, 8-_\-8 ,)\\ `-..-` //|\ .===. /|\\ THEREFORE I WILL LIKELY DIE OF \\// \ '===' /* SOME HORRIBLE TRANSMISSABLE DISEASE || \__.__/ _.=||=._ .---'@ @'---. /| || |\ / '@ @' \ _||_ / . Y . _/\ / _))-' /|'---{@}---'|\_/\ | _) _.' | --:-- | \ \ jgs \___)-' | --:-- | \ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-26.txt #4904 ANUBIS STANDUP (Mon, 2012 Nov 26) .. .. ... .' ;' ; ;''''. ;| ; |; ;; ; ANUBI BE DIFFERENT FROM HUMANS ;| ; |; ;;. ; ; ~~~~',,,,,,, '. ' ; AM I RIGHT ??????????/ ; -A ; '; ; ; .....' ; ; ; _; ; ; ; __(o)__. ; ; .; '\--\\--\ .' ; .'\ \_.._._\\......,.,.; ; .'' | ; '; ' .' ; | .' ;..,,.,,,,.' ; | .' ...' '. \ .' ,' \\ '. ;' .; \\ '. .' '-' '.. .' ARV ''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-27.txt #4905 AERFOLOT (Tue, 2012 Nov 27) _ ___ ___ ___ _ _ ___ _____ /_\ |__ \ | _ \ / _ \ /| |\ / \ / _ \|_ _| / _ \ |_ )| _/| (_) |( ( ) )/ . \| (_) | | | /_/ \_\|___/ |_| \___/ \|_|//_/ \_\\___/ |_| _ "o ______________________ 8______________________ Y888888888888888888888 .oo88P 888888888888888888888P ""Y88888888888888P Y8"8" 888888888888888P"" """Y888 . Yb d88888P""" GOOD RUSSIAN AIRLINE d8888888" d8P Y8b COULDN'T POSSIBLY CRASH joey d8P Y8b File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-03.txt #4728 THE EPIC STORY OF THE MYSTERIOUS CASTLE (Sun, 2012 Jun 3) ,.=,,==. ,,_ _ ,====, _ |I|`` || `|I `| |`I| || `==,|`` ^^ `` | ONCE THERE WAS A CASTLE | `` ^^ ||_,===TT`==,,_ | |,==Y``Y==,,__| \L=_-`' +J/` END OF STORY \|=_ ' -=#J/..-|=_- =| |=_ -;-='`. .|=_- =|----T--, |=/\ -|=_-. . |=_-/^\ =||-|-|::|____ |=|| -|=_-. . |=_-| | =|-|-||::\____ |=LJ -|=_-. . |=_-|_| =||-|-|::::::: |=_ -|=_-_. |=_- =|-|-||::::::: |=_ -|=//^\. |=_- =||-|-|::::::: , |/&_,_-|=|| | |=_- =|-|-||::::::: ,--``8%,/ ',%|| | |=_- =||-|-|%:::::: ,---`_,888` ,.'''''`-.,|,|/!,--,.&\|&\-,|&#::::: |;:;K`__,...;=\_____,=`` %%%& %#,--- |;::::::::::::| `'.________+-------\ `` /8M%;:::;;:::::| | `------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-17.txt #4742 FUNYONS (Sun, 2012 Jun 17) ____________________________ AAK / /\ / _/ /\ BOSONS ?!?!?!?! FERMIONS ?!?!?!?!?! / / \/ ANYONS ?!!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!? / /\ /___________________________/ / I PROPOSE A NEW CLASS OF PARTICLE \___________________________\/ WHICH OBEYS EVEN DIFFERENT \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ STATISTICS CALLED ***FUNYONS*** File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-12.txt #4798 BIG HELIUM (Sun, 2012 Aug 12) __ ," ". _ .---. _ /# \ WHILE SOME PARENTS CLAIM THAT PLAYING ,' `. ,' `.." ". ,--. WITH HELIUM BALLOONS SENDS A BAD MESSAGE |# `/ # (# ) / ) `. | ) (`.__/ / I STILL SAY THAT HELIUM IS NOT ADDICTIVE `. \ ( )/'/ / `.\ /) (( / / `. .'( )y / >_<\ `._.'( / / ) /'-`.->,-' SIGNED, ( ( ( ( ) ) ) hjw A SPOKESMAN FOR THE HELIUM INDUSTRY ( File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-22.txt #4595 CRUISE SHIP (Sun, 2012 Jan 22) _____|\ _.--| SSt |: THIS IS AN EXACT REPLICA OF THE <____|.----|| COSTA CONCORDIA WHICH CRASHED .---''---, ;..__..' _... ,'/ ;|/..--'' \ ,'_/.-/': : _..-'''/ / | \ \ _|/| \ /-./_ \; \ \,;' \ ,\ / \: `:\ \ // `:`. ,' \ /-._; | : : :: ,. . ,' :: /`-._| | | || ' : `.`.) _,' |;._:: | | | | `| : `' ,' `. / |`-:_ ; | | | : \ `--. ) /|-._: : | \ \ NOW YOU CAN SEE WHY / / :_| ;`-._; __..--'; : : THIS TRAGEDY WAS INEVITABLE / ( ;|;-./_ _/.-:'o | / ' | / , \._/_/_./--''/_|:|___|_,' | : / `'-'--'----'---------' | | : O ._O O_. O ._O O_. ; ; : `. // // // // ,' / ~~~`.______//____//____//____//_______,'~ // //~ // // ~~ _// _// _// ~ _// ~ ~ / / / / / / / / ~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-06.txt #4792 PLASMA TOY (Mon, 2012 Aug 6) _.od8888888bo._ .d8P"' . / `"Y8h. .dP'. /_ x- \. `Yb. d8' .-X. /'\ .X- `8b--._ dP. | ' | | / ` Y`. `. dP -`X.- '._ .' | \ , Yb\ \ d8 /' _ \ \_/_ .X. .|, 8b|___\ 88 \, _\`/' .'_`-' |` -x- 88___( 88.| _ -x' \__`. '-.___.' ` 8| / Y8 X' __'"`_.' |=| | . / 8/ | THIS IS A PLASMA TOY Yb'.' / . \ |=| \_ -X. d/ \ AND YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON Y/ | -x-' |=|\ `.'/ dP`-._| FOR OWNING ONE | | '\ |=|.x- -X- .8P`-._( | \ |=| '` /_.dP' / \ _\.___ |=| __.od8. / /'--' /Y888888888P"' \ `. | `.__.-' _. '-.__/ )____.--' .------.____( `. .' \ / \ `. / / | | | | | | | | | | /` | / \ _________.'_ ______________`._________ | | [_#_] | jg | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-06.txt #4670 ANTIMOUTH (Fri, 2012 Apr 6) .-. (/^\) GIANNA MICHAELS HAS KIND OF A RAT FACE (\ /) BUT I'D STILL POUND IT INTO HER TURDCUTTER .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// YOU KNOW / \ \ | / \|/ HER ANTIMOUTH /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-12.txt #4676 GENUINE CONCERN (Thu, 2012 Apr 12) ))),, / /// . . . / \\ < ) I HAVEN'T BEAT OFF TODAY OR YESTERDAY -C\ \_- | \_/ __|__/L__ DO YOU THINK I'LL BE OKAY / \ ___ \ \ / V __ |--\ utis \__/-- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-27.txt #4660 BOING BOING LOGO (Tue, 2012 Mar 27) oooo"""""o"ooooo oo$"""" o " o o " "o o$"" o""o" " "" "o o $ ""$ o" o" o " $ $ $o ooo" " " $ $ $ """""""""$oo o$"" " o o$ o$ o o "$$ oooo" " o " "o" o$ " $ "o o "$o o$""""$"" oo"" o"o"o$" " "o "ooo"$ $" $ " o" "o$" $ oo o $"oo o" $ " " o " " o" o $ ""o $ $ $ oo$$$$$oo "" " "$$ $ $ $ o""" "$o "o $ $ o "$ o" o ooo"" $o o "o" $ o$ " oo $ "oo o $ $ o$ $ " "o $ ooo$o$oo "o o o$ o$ $ o o$ oo$oooooooo$oo $o oo o$" $$ $o o" o" """ $ o oo o$$" $o o $ oo"" " $ " " o$$" ""oo o"o $ $ $ " ooo oo "o $ $" $ ""$ oo" o" $" o ""$ $" $ $$ " $" " $" o $ "" o$ "$ o o$" oooooo " $ oooooo $ o $" "o o"$ $ o""$$$o o$ $ " $ o$$$o"o"$ $"" "o $$ $ "$oo$$$$o$ " "$o$$$$o" $ $ "o "$ o $ "oo oo" $ "ooo" $ o$" $" $ o$ $ " o$ "o oo" $ o$" $ $ $ o $ "oooooo$" """"" $ $" "$ " $ $ oooooo o """$ $o $o oo oo o$" $ " "$ o "$ $o "$ooo o" o"$ $ "o " " $o "$o $ o" o "oo oo" """""$ $ " "oo$o"$"$"$oo"""$ooooooo$" $o $ $ " ""$oo o" ""oo$ " o$""""""oo "" $ o"o " "" o "o" $ $oo"oo "o ooo$o"" $"""o $""$"""""o$ooooo$$"" $" $ HOW IS THE BOING BOING o$" o $o LOGO *NOT* A LESBIAN o$$o$$" oo o oo oo $ MASTURBATING WITH $" " $$o$""$ $$o o$o $"o "$ A JACKHAMMER ?????? "$" "$o$" $ $" "$ $ ""$o $ $" "o$ " WHAT KIND OF A WORLD " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-31.txt #4664 KAIDEN (Sat, 2012 Mar 31) `~ _ _____ ` _ ~ 7____// - ` ~ _ ~ `/----/( COULD BIOWARE PLEASE STOP OFFERING ME / / `& CHANCES TO BE GAY WITH KAIDEN ad ( ( ) BECAUSE IT GETS CREEPY AFTER A WHILE `(O)_`&_.% | | | | o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-25.txt #4658 THE MOON FLAG (Sun, 2012 Mar 25) .''. (~~~~) || __||__ /______\ | |' _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | |'|o| - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -|| | |'| | || | |'| | . ' . || | |'| | . ' ' . || | |'| | . ' .-'"'-. ' . || | |'| | . ' ," ". ' . || | |'| | . ' /: :\ ' . || | |'| | . ' ; . ; ' . || | |'| | ' . \: . . :/ . ' || | |'| | ' . `. . . ,/ . ' || | |'| | ' . `-.,,.-' . ' || | |'| | ' . . ' || | |'| | ' . . ' || | |'| | ' || lgbeard | |'|o|-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_|| | |' | |' WELCOME TO THE MOON FLAG | |' SLIGHTLY BEYOND THIS MOON FLAG, YOU WILL SEE THE MOON | |' SOMEONE ELSE WILL BE WELCOMING YOU THERE '~~' THAT'S NOT MY JOB, SO PLEASE KEEP WALKING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-04.txt #4668 THE TENNIS PLAYER WITH HER EYES ON THE PRIZE (Wed, 2012 Apr 4) . |\ ONE DAY I'LL BE A PORNSTAR |X\ XX\ _ O_/ XX\ o (#)==_/\ XX\ /\/ XX\ / XX\. XX| ejm97 X| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-19.txt #4652 SUCH A HUGE POO (Mon, 2012 Mar 19) ,-. ( O )` ~ - . _ . - ~ ` ~ - . _ . - ~ ` ~ - I TOOK SUCH A HUGE POO THAT |`-'| : : : : : : : : EVEN 2PAC FOUND OUT ABOUT IT | | : : : : : : : : FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE `-'` ~ - . _'. - ~ ` ~ - .'_ . - ~ ` ~ - cww File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-10.txt #4674 DIVISIVE II (Tue, 2012 Apr 10) _________ .--' `--. .--' .---. `--. .' .-. .' '. .-. '. ( ( ) | | ( ) ) I FIND THE LACK OF CONSISTENCY IN THE '. `-' '. .' `-' .' PRONUNCIATION OF "DIVISIVE" VERY DIVISIVE `--. '---' .--' `--._________.--'LGB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-10.txt #4796 CAULK REMOVER (Fri, 2012 Aug 10) ( ) ) ______(____ (___________) AS IT TURNS OUT CAULK SMELLS / \ A LOT BETTER THAN CAULK REMOVER / \ | | NOTE: NOT COCK ____\ /____ ()____'.__ __.'____() jgs .'` .'```'. `-. ().'` `'.() File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-04.txt #4790 PARKING METER (Sat, 2012 Aug 4) .-""""-. /` (_)`\ FEED ME YOUR COINS | .-""-. | ; /#.--. \ ; OR I WILL KEY YOUR FUCKING CAR \ \/ \/ / | =\\= | | | | ++++ | \ / '-. .-' || || || || || jgs || || File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-29.txt #4754 HARLAN ELLISON'S GREATEST WORK (Fri, 2012 Jun 29) _____ | D I HAVE NO ANUS AND I MUST SHIT | | | | \___| _ || _______ -( (- |_'(-------) '-' | / _____,-\__..__|_____Pr59 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-20.txt #4593 THE HAPPY ANCHOR (Fri, 2012 Jan 20) _ (_) | I'M A KIND OF GAY ANCHOR ()---|---() | I MEAN SERIOUSLY LOOK AT ME | __ | __ |\ /^\ /| jgs '..-' '-..' `-._ _.-` ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-08.txt #4581 FAHRENHEIT (Sun, 2012 Jan 8) _________________ ._) (_. | 'F ,-. 'C | | | |___ 40 | | 100 ---| | | THE HISTORY OF THE FAHRENHEIT SCALE | | | | INVOLVES ARMPITS AND THAT'S JUST ONE GOOD REASON | 90 '''| |___ 30 | THE PUBLIC DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCIENCE | 80 ___| | | | | | | | 70 ---| |___ 20 | | | | | | 60 '''| | | | 50 ___| |___ 10 | | | | | | 40 ---| | | | |_|___ 0 | | 30 '''| | | | 20 ___| | | | | |___-10 | | 10 ---| | | | | | | | 0 '''| |___-20 | | -10 ___| | | | | | | | -20 ---| |___-30 | | |#| | | -30 '''|#| | | -40 ___|#|___-40 | | |#| | | |#| | | (###) | |_ `-' _| ctr ' )_______________( ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-01.txt #4726 THE MILITARY CHAIR (Fri, 2012 Jun 1) .-===-. | . . | THIS IS MY CHAIR | .'. | ()_____() THERE ARE MANY CHAIRS LIKE IT ||_____|| jgs W W BUT THIS ONE IS MINE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-15.txt #4740 ALTERNATE EARTHS (Fri, 2012 Jun 15) . . * . . . . * . . . . . . * . . . . * . . * . . . * . . * . . . * . . . . * . . . . . * . . . .-o--. . * . . . . . . . . * * . :O o O : . . ____ * . . . . . . . . : O. Oo; . . `. ````.---...___ . * . . . * . `-.O-' . * . . \_ ; \`.-'```--..__. . . * . . . . . ,'_,-' _,-' ``--._ . * . . . . * . . . -' ,-' `-._ * . . * . . . ,-' _,-._ ,`-. . . . . . * . . '--. _ _.._`-. `-._ | `_ . * . . . . . . ; ,' ' _ `._`._ `. `,-'' `-. . . . . . . ,-' \ `;. `. ;` `._ _/\___ `. . * . . * \ \ , `-' ) `':_ ; \ `. . * . . . * \ _; ` ,; __; `. . . . . . '-.; __, ` _,-'-.--''' \-: `. * . . . * . )`-..---' `---'' \ `. . . . . . . . .' `. `. ` . * . . . / `. `. ` * . . / `. `. ' . . * / `. `. _'. . . . . | `._\-' ' . . . | `.__, \ * . . *. . | \ \. . . | \ \ . * jrei * WHO IN THE MARVEL COMIC UNIVERSE NAMES THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSES WHY COULDN'T WE BE EARTH-8675309 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-25.txt #4903 DIBS (Sun, 2012 Nov 25) _ / } I'M MOM /'.\ _/ ) (`- ( ,) |/ /| ' ` Elb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-19.txt #4897 THE DRINKING BIRD PUNDIT (Mon, 2012 Nov 19) _ _ ('< >') \(_)________( \ YOU TALKING ABOUT POLITICS IS A LOT LIKE (___________)\\ A DRINKING BIRD TOY TRYING TO SUCK A DICK ( ) \ | | YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT AND | | YOU LOOK FUCKING RIDICULOUS DOING IT | | _| |_ (_______)lc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-18.txt #4896 THANKSGIVING (Sun, 2012 Nov 18) .-"""""""-. { _____}---. .-. I HOPE WE'RE ALL LOOKING FORWARD TO THANKSGIVING !!! { / ( o\ { / \ \V THAT'S THE TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN WE GIVE THANKS { | _\ \. TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST FOR NOT BEING { | / '-' \ JEWISH AND SO WE CAN TOTALLY EAT TURKEY {___\ /\______/ __/ ~~/ / /____// JUST ONE MORE AWESOME THING THAT JEWISH FOLKS ARE '--'\___/ \___/ PROSCRIBED FROM PARTAKING IN '\_ \_ _Dana'97_ /\ /\ CHRISTIANITY RULES !!!!11111111111111111111111111111 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-30.txt #4908 FLYING CARS (Fri, 2012 Nov 30) _..-------++._ _.-'/ | _|| \"--._ __.--'`._/_\j_____/_||___\ `----. _.--'_____ | \ _____ / _j /,---.\ | =o | /,---.\ |_ [__]==// .-. \\==`===========/==// .-. \\=[__] `-._|\ `-' /|___\_________/___|\ `-' /|_.' hjw `---' `---' NEXT PERSON TO MAKE REFERENCE TO THE "WHERE'S MY FLYING CAR" GAG GETS A PUNCH TO THE FUCKING DICK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-11-24.txt #4902 DIVER DAN'S WET PLEASURE (Sat, 2012 Nov 24) _.-''|''-._ .-' | `-. __\ .'\ | /`. _ (..)\ .' \ | / `.\ \ ,_/ DIVER DAN'S WET PLEASURE \ \ | / / \ )(_ `\ \ | / /' `|| \ IS THAT A SCUBA STORE OR `\ \ | / /' || / A KINKY PORN VIDEO `\ \ | / /' |\ ` jgs _.-`\ \ | / /'-._ | \ {_____`\\|//'_____} ____| / `-' \_.-' \`. ~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-14.txt #4739 CRACKBERRY (Thu, 2012 Jun 14) __i |---| I CALL IT A CRACKBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!11111 |[_]| |:::| RECYCLING JOKES FROM 2005 HERE PEOPLE |:::| `\ \ \_=_\ jsm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-09.txt #4582 B.N.Z.A. (Mon, 2012 Jan 9) ,-'''''''\ ,` ,-'"""""\\ / ,` \ \\ / ,' ,-'''---' ( ( ,' ) ) ( / / / ___.---' /_.' ,' / .---' / \/ / / / / YOU KNOW WHAT THIS REMINDS ME OF ?!?!?!?! ( / / /\ / / BACON !!!! NINJAS !!!!!!!! ZOMBIES !!!!!! AND ASPIES ) ( ( .' ) ) .---...-' .' / \\ \ ,' / \\__....-' ,' `--.....-' MJP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-06-28.txt #4753 THE THING (Thu, 2012 Jun 28) /\ / \ AMC 2000 / / / / /\ ___/ / / \ /\ \ / / / / \__\/ / / / / ___/ / / / \ \ / /__/ \__\/ /\ \ / / / \__\ / / / / ___ / / THIS IS A THING / / /\ / / / / / \/__/ \ / / / \/ / / / / \ / \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-05.txt #4791 THE PALM TREE QUIZ (Sun, 2012 Aug 5) __ _.--..--._ _ .-' _/ _/\_ \_'-. POP QUIZ !!!!! |__ / _/\__/\_ \__| |___/\_\__/ \___| IS THIS A: \__/ \__/ [ ] PALM TREE \__/ \__/ OR A ____\__/___ . - ' ' -. [ ] DICK / \ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~!~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~pjb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-01-21.txt #4594 THE NASA UNICORN (Sat, 2012 Jan 21) \. \'. ;. \ '. ,--''-.~-~-'-, \,-' ,-. '.~-~-~~, BELIEVE IN ME AND I WILL ,-' (###) \-~'~=-. TAKE YOU ON A MISSION TO MARS _,-' '-' \=~-"~~', /o \~-""~=-, \__ \=-,~"-~, """===-----. \~=-"~-. \ \*=~-" rs \ "=====---- \ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-08-11.txt #4797 RAFFLE (Sat, 2012 Aug 11) _ _______ _ /_\ / \ /_\ =|= / // \ =|= | | | | ( \ // / o __[_]___\_______/___(_)__ (_________________________) | ___ _|___~___|_ ___ | I WON THE RAFFLE GRAND PRIZE ||_~_|| .-------. ||_~_|| | ___ | \ / | ___ | NAMELY, A LACK OF SELF-ESTEEM ||_~_|| (\_____/) ||_~_|| ____| ___ |__|=====|__| ___ |____ |/ \| || || |/ \|lc | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-18.txt #4651 MESSIAH APPAREL (Sun, 2012 Mar 18) ____ \ _|__ __)| / CHRIST GALOSHES ejm97 (___| (__ (_-___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-11.txt #4675 RENEGADE (Wed, 2012 Apr 11) ________ /________\ //( ( ( ( \\ || ((|| I REALLY TRIED PLAYING THE MASS EFFECT ||) ) ` ) )|| SERIES ALL THE WAY THROUGH AS RENEGADE || (\___( ( || BUT AFTER A WHILE IT GOT HARD TELLING \|) ) \)_|/ THE WIDOW WHO LOST HER WHOLE FAMILY TO / ((\_v_/ \ SUCK IT UP AND STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ | | | | `~~| |~~' |\ /| | \ / | |___V___| | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| / \ / \ ______/ \_______ ============================ Alyssa File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-04-05.txt #4669 INTERPRETATIONS OF QUANTUM MECHANICS (Thu, 2012 Apr 5) .+. @ /' \. .: _______ )) ( _:::.__.'_ I'D REALLY LIKE PHYSICISTS TO READ MY `:::::: ~ / ,\ .::' PAPER ON ARXIV.ORG AND START TAKING :::::' \` \ .'::' MY "MANY BOOBS THEORY" SERIOUSLY :::' ('.\ `-.. :. __::'_______`-.\ ))::._ .'``::::::::: `-'~' `:::' a:f ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-24.txt #4657 BELGIUM (Sat, 2012 Mar 24) ****BELGIUM**** THE BIRTHPLACE OF FEMALE EJACULATION __ __---_ ,-~~~ ~\/ ~\ ,_/ | /,_ / _ _/ ~\ /~~ ~\/~-_| / \ /~ \ _ _\/ ,' | /~ \ \ | '~|__- / oo ,/~ \ | / / | /___/~ | / / ,--~ | /--- __|_-_/ ,-~ ,-~ \_-~/ \ /~ ,-~/= _/~ -jorn --~/_-_-/~'~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-03-30.txt #4663 BRACKETS (Fri, 2012 Mar 30) __ __ | _| |_ | HEY EVERYONE LET'S TALK ABOUT BRACKETS !!!!!!!!!!!111 | | | | | | | | | | | | |__| |__| SURE HOPE THEY MEAN AS IN COMMUTATORS AND NOT SHITTY ASSFUCK COLLEGE BASKETBALL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-22.txt #4839 VOTE TAMPON (Sat, 2012 Sep 22) ,-------------. (o) _ __ _____ )--. `-------------' ) ( / `---' o!O THIS TAMPON HAS A BETTER CHANCE OF BEING PRESIDENT THAN MITT ROMNEY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-27.txt #4782 SOLVING THE SYRIAN CRISIS (Fri, 2012 Jul 27) _________________ / __ \ | (__) | PRETTY SURE IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST CRANK CALL | | BASHAR AL-ASSAD AND MADE HIM FEEL A LITTLE | .-----. .--. | BIT BAD THEN THAT WOULD JUST STOP ALL OF | | | / \ | THIS UNPLEASANTNESS IN SYRIA | '-----' \ / | | | | | | LI LI LI | | | | LI LI LI | | |Oo | LI LI LI | | |`Oo | LI LI LI | | | Oo | | | | Oo | .------. / \ | oO | | | \ / | Oo | '------' '-oO | oO | .---Oo | Oo | || ||`Oo oO | |'--'| | OoO | '----' | jgs \_________________/ NEXT UP: CRANK CALLING HAMAS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-17.txt #4864 CONDOM TOSS (Wed, 2012 Oct 17) * . , . - * - . ' ` ._c \c _c/ _c GOOD RIDDANCE, \`- )` ' / '/\ USED CONDOM >\ |> /\ -'| brojek File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-03.txt #4850 WORLD OF WARCRAFT (Wed, 2012 Oct 3) ,_pJop:b._ .._8:\8:b.'[\,J_.. _bLYOP"_,._|'.|\dbbY. ._/V|.b-""-' `-P'/bY/[.| DOES WORLD OF WARCRAFT STILL EXIST |,|\'|| _ _ 'Yb_bb||\ ,.//8)(/: <@> <@> |\|'|,J'| '""PP|(.| |,)pJ[,-| .,,J/'_\|: '- :||\/PJ/.\. /_/-P^'|'_: == ; '-|\.\/_.. ,_,|\'/8:-.\ / '''o8/`' [_J./8\/ / `--'| '-'-- `-''__,-' |\_ ,"" \ `-- | `---., / \ \ | | \ ` , \ ; | |\__ : _|`Y ; d) |::o:.----' ,,,`.-. | /Y|/;:::::: ,--' c ) ; / Y ;::;;;; , ,-,C / / / | '::;' ,.: / c, : ( \ ::::: ,=\ : | |:: :::::,=* : \ ` \:. ::::' | \ | |::. ::' : | : \:: :| : \ \ |:: ,,' | \ `---._,,' `. '. C _`, \ `. C _) (, \ '-C__) d\ : _,d8b\ | __...,od88888b\ |.ooood88888888888888b\ osfameron |-.8888888888888888888b\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-12.txt #4920 BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY (Wed, 2012 Dec 12) , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ IF YOU CONSIDER GETTING BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY / (((\\)\ \ THEN YOU ARE A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON \ \\-_/ / / AND KARMA WILL CATCH UP WITH YOU \ i i / (_)=(_) ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ / / \ \ hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-06.txt #4914 STALLS (Thu, 2012 Dec 6) ___ ________________________ ___ ________________________ ___ I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I IHI I I IHI I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I O I-I I I O I-I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I IHI I I IHI I I I I I I I I I I ___I I________________________I I___I I________________________I I___ I (_( )___( )_) I (_( )___( )_) I I I I I I I I I I I I I I_I I_I I I I I I I CN _H_ <$> <$> _H_ <#> <#> _H_ SUBMITTED WITH NO COMMENT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-02-03.txt #4607 REMOVING THE OPTION (Fri, 2012 Feb 3) _.--._ ,' `. OKCUPID ANNOUNCEMENT: / __) __` \ WE WILL BE REMOVING THE OPTION TO SELECT ( (`-`(-') ) "THIN" OR "ATHLETIC" AS YOUR BODY TYPE /) \ _ / ( ONCE YOU HAVE SELECTED "FEMALE" AS YOUR /' )-._.' . \ ___ GENDER ( ,--., `.)___(___) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ / / \ `/,-' ) BECAUSE NOBODY HONEST WAS USING THEM ANYWAY ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' / /| / / | / Ojo/VK/FS/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-02-17.txt #4621 HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART TWO (Fri, 2012 Feb 17) .-=====-. | .""". | | | | | | | | | | '---' | | | | | .-================-' '-================-. j| _ | g|.'o\ __ | s| '-.'. .'o.` | '-==='.'.=========-. .-========.'.-'===-' '.`'._ .===, | _.-' / '._ '-./ ,//\ _| _.-' _.' '-.| ,//' \-' ` .-' `//'_`--; ;.-' `\._ ;| | \`-' . | THE BEER THEY SERVE |_.-'-._| UP HERE TASTES LIKE \ _'_ / JUDAS ISCARIOT'S CUM |; -:- | || -.- \ OR POSSIBLY MARY |; .\ MAGDALENE'S DIARRHEA / `'\'`\-; ;` '. `_/ |,`-._; .; OH SHIT IT'S PABST `;\ `.-'-; | \ \ | | `\ \ | | ) | | | / /` / | | /| | | | / | / | / |/ /| | \ / / | | /o | | | |_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-22.txt #4716 VIRGIN AMERICA (Tue, 2012 May 22) | --====|====-- | .-"""""-. .'_________'. /_/_|__|__|_\_\ ;'-._ _.-'; ,--------------------| `-. .-' |--------------------, ``""--..__ ___ ; ' ; ___ __..--""`` jgs `"-// \\.._\ /_..// \\-"` \\_// '._ _.' \\_// `"` ``---`` `"` I WONDER IF VIRGIN AMERICA COULD MAKE ITS PASSENGERS LOOK LKE BIGGER RETARDED FAGGOT SUCKERS IN THEIR COMMERCIALS BECAUSE THAT SURE MAKES ME WANT TO BUY THEIR STUPID SERVICE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-23.txt #4717 BJ'S (Wed, 2012 May 23) ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, )\_) \_ / I WENT TO BJ'S WITH MY DAD _/|/_ _// SO I DID NOT ORDER THE BJ ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / (INSTEAD I ORDERED THE HJ) , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-02-16.txt #4620 HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART ONE (Thu, 2012 Feb 16) .-=====-. | .""". | | | | | | | | | | '---' | | | | | .-================-' '-================-. j| _ | g|.'o\ __ | s| '-.'. .'o.` | '-==='.'.=========-. .-========.'.-'===-' '.`'._ .===, | _.-' / '._ '-./ ,//\ _| _.-' _.' '-.| ,//' \-' ` .-' `//'_`--; ;.-' `\._ ;| | \`-' . | VAGINAS LOOK KIND OF STRANGE OUT OF CONTEXT |_.-'-._| I MEAN DURING SEX THEY'RE COOL AND ALL BUT \ _'_ / A RANDOM CLOSEUP SHOT OF A VAGINA "AT REST" IS |; -:- | JUST A LITTLE AWKWARD AND SOMEWHAT UNAPPEALING || -.- \ |; .\ IN MY HUMBLE OPINION ANYWAY / `'\'`\-; ;` '. `_/ I'M JESUS, I DIED FOR YOUR SINS FUCKHEADS |,`-._; .; SHOW ME YOUR PRICKS `;\ `.-'-; | \ \ | | `\ \ | | ) | | | / /` / | | /| | | | / | / | / |/ /| | \ / / | | /o | | | |_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-02-02.txt #4606 RICHELLE RYAN (Thu, 2012 Feb 2) I WONDER IF RICHELLE RYAN REGRETS GETTING THAT "HEART BREAKER" TATTOO ON HER ASS reICareI reICareIC ICareICareICar ICareICareICare reICareICareICareI reICareICareICareIC CareICareICareICareICa reICareICareICareICareI ICarICareICareICareICareI ICareICareICareICareICareI ICarICareICareICareICareICare CareICareICareICareICareICare ICareICareICareICareICareICareI CareICareICareICareICareICareICa ICaICareICareICareICareICareICareI ICareICareICareICareICareICareICar eICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICar ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICar ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareIc eICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICa ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareI reICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICare ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICa reICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareIc ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICare reICareICareICareIICareICareICareICareIca ICareICareICareICareICareICareICarICa reICareICareICareICareICarICare areICareICareICareICareICa ICareICareICareICare areICareICareICa eICareICareI -Grim CareICar reIC eI File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-07.txt #4915 GRAPES OF WRATH (Fri, 2012 Dec 7) __ / `~-, / / ___ { / ,-' `-. ; : / \/ ;' ! | | ,-| ,--+-. \,--. / { / \/ \ | \ / ; ) | /`-.__| | _!_ \ ( | ) ,' `. `-| \ / )/ \ _( `-..-' ! | ,' \ ___ /,-"""-.| | / ,' `./ \\ / | / \ )`-._,-' ( | | | | MORE LIKE THE \ \ / ). / GRAPES OF ***GAPE*** /`-._:-._,-'\ / \' ( ,' `-._,-' | ( / \ | \ ( ) / `+.__| |__,-'; | ( ) | \ / \ / | `-| `-.__,-' / | |`-.__,-' \ / | `-._.-' ) \ / `-._,-' htk File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-13.txt #4921 PUMPKIN PIE (Thu, 2012 Dec 13) %%%%%% %%%% = = THANK GOD THANKSGIVING IS OVER FUCK PUMPKINS %%C > _)' _( .' __/ |_/\ " *. o /` \_\ \/ %`= '_ . / ) \/| .^',*. , /' /- o/ - " % '_ /\_/ < = , ^ ~ . )_o|----'| .` ' ___// (_ - (\ ///-( \' \\ b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-02.txt #4849 MYERS-BRIGGS TYPE INDICATOR (Tue, 2012 Oct 2) n-._ M// \ IS THE MYERS-BRIGGS TYPE INDICATOR USED BY ABSOLUTELY ///L_/_) ANYONE OTHER THAN ASPERGERS SHITHEADS TO EVALUATE THEIR /////y||| INTERACTIONS WITH FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS AFTER THINGS jjs / 78)/| || HAVE INEVITABLY GONE HORRIBLY WRONG / /"" \_/ / / n / (O) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-16.txt #4863 AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE (Tue, 2012 Oct 16) _____ _ _____ ____ /_ /, | ,-, ) /'_`\ |_ _| | __| \ \> A BROKEN PRICK IS NO LAUGHING MATTER | `-'< | (_) | | | | _| ) )__ ,_ |_|`\_\ \___/ |_| |_| (_.-'_)__$ ;-'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-26.txt #4781 SCHLITZ (Thu, 2012 Jul 26) _.._..,_,_ ( ) ]~,"-.-~~[ .=])' (; ([ THIS SCHLITZ IS DELICIOUS | ]:: ' [ '=]): .) ([ |:: ' | PMH ~~----~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-23.txt #4840 WHIMSICALLY MOUNTED (Sun, 2012 Sep 23) , _cc, '.())(((c (((((()(c '(((('_ _' `((( \ (`\ - TIME FOR ANOTHER ABORTION!!! ' ) ( __ CAN'T WAIT TO TRY FOR _.-' ' `. A 3-POINT SHOT WITH ITS / , -' \ BLOODY REMAINS INTO MY L ` . OFFICE GARBAGE CAN THAT \ / ` | HAS A BASKETBALL HOOP `c ) c ) J WHIMSICALLY MOUNTED ABOVE IT .\__. `---': | \__ \, | L /`\\\> L | / / J L c ' / \ / /\ \-.__.' .' . |`-___.' a:f : `8P / : .' / ` / .' / .' . .' L ' \` ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-18.txt #4773 THE NEW CLUB HOST (Wed, 2012 Jul 18) . . ) ( WELCOME TO THE SHIT-EATING CLUB _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _(.--.) {{ { { { { { { { { { { ( '_') I'M YOUR HOST FOR THE jgs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>`--'> EVENING (INDISTINGUISHABLE) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-21.txt #4838 THE SARCASTIC PEAR (Fri, 2012 Sep 21) /) ,.//, /` `'` `\ : : BOY OH BOY : : : : THE STORYLINES AND CHARACTER : : DEVELOPMENTS IN BLIZZARD'S : ; GAMES SURE ARE MOVING AND : : ARTISTICALLY INSPIRED ; ; ALMOST AS IF WRITTEN BY SOME ; ; SORT OF SHAKESPEARE CLONE : : \ / `._,.='``'-.,_,.` '-._ ~ _.-' cjr `'''` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-24.txt #4779 DARK NIGHT RISES SHOOTING (Tue, 2012 Jul 24) ..______....__________,____,,,. `'------- ';;-..-----.-. | OH MY GOD GUNS ARE BAD BLAH BLAH BLAH ; ;; ;; '-''-.__,' SAME SHIT RECYCLED OVER AND OVER AGAIN ', ,;' ' CB '''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-09.txt #4826 IDEAS WORTH SUCKING (Sun, 2012 Sep 9) _____ _____ ____ |_ _| ____| _ \ | | | _| | | | | IDEAS WORTH SUCKING | | | |___| |_| | |_| |_____|____/ tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-30.txt #4785 STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION (Mon, 2012 Jul 30) ______ ___.--------'------`---------.____ _.---'----------------------------------`---.__ .'___=]=========================================== ,-----------------------..__/.' >--.______ _______.---' ]====================<==||(__) .' `------' `-----------------------`' ----.___--/ / /---' `/ /_______(______________________/ `-------------.--------------.' \________|_.-' JB THE BBC AMERICA CHANNEL JUST CONSTANTLY PLAYING RERUNS OF STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION IS US AMERICANS FINAL REVENGE FOR BURNING DOWN WASHINGTON, D.C. DURING THE WAR OF 1812 HA HA SUCKERS JOKE'S ON YOU ALSO THAT MILLIONS VS. BILLIONS VS. TRILLIONS THING: HA HA SUCKERS WE WON THAT ONE TOO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-14.txt #4861 GRUNTLED (Sun, 2012 Oct 14) _..._ ,' `. ,' `. ,' _ ,-. `. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT | (_) `-' | I LOVE THIS JOB AND | > | HAVE ON INTENTION OF LEAVING | ,----. | OR DOING ANYTHING MISCHIEVOUS | /,-""-.\ | OR FRADULUENT OR CRUEL BEFORE I DO `. |/ " ,' `. ,' `._____,' Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-28.txt #4875 THE SPACE BALLOON (Sun, 2012 Oct 28) ,-""""-. ,' _ `. FOLKS OUR SOCIETY IS SO SERIOUS ABOUT EXPLORING SPACE / )_) \ THAT I JUMPED OUT OF A FUCKING BALLOON : : \ / YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU HEARD ME: A FUCKING BALLOON \ / `. ,' `. ,' I SET A WORLD RECORD: MOST DEPRESSING VAGUELY `.,' SPACE-RELATED EVENT GIVEN THE FACT THAT WE'VE hjw /\`. ,-._ ALREADY LANDED ON THE FUCKING MOON `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-05.txt #4913 HINDU LABYRINTH (Wed, 2012 Dec 5) \___________________ |\ _________________/ | | | ___ ______ / | | | [_ | | _ | | | | |____| | |_| | | | THIS IS A SHITTY MAZE | | _____|______| | | | | | _ | _____ | | | | |_| | | [__ | | | | |______| |____] | | | / ________________| | | / /_________________ \| \ jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-11.txt #4919 THE POLICEMAN WITH QUESTIONABLE POLITICS (Tue, 2012 Dec 11) , __ _.-"` `'-. /||\'._ __{}_( |||| |'--.__\ IS THIS POLICEMAN SAYING "HALT" OR "HEIL" | L.( ^_\^ \ .-' | _ | | | )\___/ | \-'`:._] jgs \__/; '-. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-02-14.txt #4618 BE MY VALENTINE (Tue, 2012 Feb 14) BE MY VALENTINE ?? \ SUCK A DICK, SON \ \ / \ _ _ / ( \/ ) .---. \ / .-"-. / 6_6 \/ / 4 4 \ \_ (__\ \_ v _/ // \\ // \\ (( )) (( )) =======""===""========""===""======= jgs ||| ||| | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-09.txt #4703 JAMES JOYCE (Wed, 2012 May 9) ||| ||| || | || | ||| || | ||| |||| | ; | ||| |||| || || ::::;\ || |||| | : ::: ;;;;///6| | ///|||||||||||| |:: :::;;;;//6| || //// || || | ;; //C6| |//| ||| ||| /// |||| || | _-_ = dBCB~~-//C66||/6 | | || | ||||| ||||| |/_=-\\ 'JBPYA\ /C //CC6 | | || || | | |'<6>>|/~~|B~6 >||||/ ;//C66 || |||| || ||||| || || |\ ") |\`~ // ;//C66|| |||| |||||||||||| || | `~~' ~-~'/ ;//C6 ||| | | , \ ;;;/CC6 | | '" JU: :;;;;;//66 || ', ' ~-_=dR: : ;;;;//66 |||| \ -, _ _ ;;;/C6 | | ', ~-==-~`' ;;;//6 || || | \ ::;;;//6%6||| |||| ' ;///C%%%%/| | '|-___-|||CC666%%%/| ||| "|||||| 6%%%%// |||| jorn I NEVER GOT ANY ROYALTIES OR ANYTHING FOR THAT "QUARK" THING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-02-28.txt #4632 D'OH (Tue, 2012 Feb 28) _ /X \ _------_ / \ D'OH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | __ __) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | / \/ \ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /\/\ (o )o ) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /c \__/ --. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \_ _-------' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | / \ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | '\_______) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | \_____) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |_____ | |_____/\/\ GET IT ??? IT'S HOMER SIMPSON SAYING "D'OH" / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-21.txt #4715 LICORICE, PART ONE (Mon, 2012 May 21) o oo o o o ___o o o PEOPLE WHO LIKE LICORCE SHOULD BE /`._;o o BANNED TO A DESERT ISLAND SO THAT | / o THE REST OF US NEED NOT PUT UP ;_ | WITH THAT DOGSHIT REJECT OF A CANDY `-' jg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-02-29.txt #4633 LAUNCH ON WARNING (Wed, 2012 Feb 29) .-- .--.. o-- ._ ( `. ( ). / / ( : _. ( ): ._ `.--' .' ) `-' ) ' .- ( ) `-' ' `-. _||_ LAUNCH ON WARNING .-._ _$$_ ' `. | | .. \\ // _________________________ .$$ ________ .-. __\./___, ..--..__ ~ /$$ \ (" | `._._ ~ \) (' \ | ..-- ..-`-..__ / ) ~ ~ | | ` .<._.-' ~ ~ -...__..._|||__ ./ .| --...a:f `Ya `-. -.._ _...-.__ 8.8. _ a _88_. .-' `-. `8888 .-' a _.' Y8a.__ `- Y8 ------' "8 `--.. B B B File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-20.txt #4714 ENOUGH JOKES (Sun, 2012 May 20) WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU STOP THEM JOHN BECAUSE THEN YOU'D BE DEAD TOO ASSHOLE _,__ .: Darwin <* / | \ .-./ |. : :, / '-._/ \_ / ' \ .' *: Brisbane .-' ; | | \ / | / Perth \* __.--._ / \ _.' \:. | >__,-' \_/*_.-' Melbourne snd :--, '/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-08.txt #4702 STOP BULLYING (Tue, 2012 May 8) REMEMBER WHEN YOU SEE BULLYING TO TELL A GROWNUP LIKE A TEACHER OR A PARENT OR POLICE OFFICER SO YOU CAN GET YOUR WIMP ASS REALLY SINGLED OUT AND BRUTALIZED IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS ///. // 7 Y `-__.`. .\\ / .----' 7'/ / / \\/ \ /___/ | a=' \ \ /_ / / / \\ \ / .' \\ \ `--` ''-' AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-02-01.txt #4605 JAPANESE BLOWFISH (Wed, 2012 Feb 1) IF YOU EAT THE WRONG PART OF ME YOU'LL TURN GAY . 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V V \./'\ `|/-. \ / \ /,---`\ kat / `._____V_____V' ' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-02-15.txt #4619 MONADS (Wed, 2012 Feb 15) ______________ / /| / / | /____________ / | | _________ | |____________________ | | | | |/ /|, /| OKAY I'M USING A PURELY FUNCTIONAL | | .. | | / / /9 / | LANGUAGE AND I WANT TO DO SOMETHING | | . | | /_______ / /9 / | THAT ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING CRAZY | |_________| | | ____ +| /9 / | LIKE I/O WHICH EITHER RETAINS STATE |________++___|/|________|/9 / | OR HAS SIDE EFFECTS SO I'M GOING ________________ ,9` / / | TO LEARN THIS LANGUAGE WELL FOR TWO / -/ /- /| ,9 / /| | MONTHS AND THEN STUDY THESE THREE /______________ //|,9 / / | | BOOKS ON THE SUBJECT FOR FOUR | ______ ||,9 / / | | MONTHS AND THEN PONDER FOR ANOTHER | -+ |_9366_| ||/ / /| | | TWO MONTHS (WITH HEAVY BLOGGING) |_______________|/__________/ / | | | AND THEN I'LL SORT OF GET IT /////----------/| | /__| | |__ AND MAKE AN ATTEMPT AT A SHITTY |o o \o| \| | | | | | IMPLEMENTATION BUT IT'LL HAVE |o \|_ || o|______ | |__| | |__ TERRIBLE AND UNACCEPTABLE |o \_ | || o| | | | | | / PERFORMANCE AND AFTER A WEEK OR SO |o / |\ /| o| | | | |__|/ OF CONCLUDING THAT THAT'S WHERE THE |o o| | | | PROBLEM IS I'LL SLOWLY FIX IT OVER |o-------------o| | | | SIX MONTHS WITH LOTS OF BUGS AND |o /\/\ o| | | | HARD WORK AND FINALLY COME UP WITH |o / o o| o| | | | SOMETHING THAT WORKS RIGHT |o / \_+_/ o| | | | |o |\ \ o| | | | OR, YOU KNOW, I COULD HAVE NOT USED |o | |+ +-| o| | | | A PURELY FUNCTIONAL LANGUAGE IN THE |o-------------o| | | | FUCKING FIRST PLACE |o /| o| | | / m1a \/|/|/ |/\/|/\/ |____|/ AND TYPED "PRINT" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-10.txt #4918 POV-RAY (Mon, 2012 Dec 10) .o::.. ... ::8o 88:::::. oO8:::::. o:. ..::::::o .:::::::Oo .:8o ::88 88::: ':: 88:::''8:: 8:: o:: ::8 :::8 ::o' '::88 ::88 .::88 88::: 8: 88:: 8:: 8o:: 8:: ::8...::oO ::8 ::88 ::88 ::88 88::: O: 88:: 8:: 8:: 8:' ::::oo::o ::8 ::88 ::o8 .::88 88::::::: 88:: 8:: 8:: o::..::8 ::8 :::::::::88 '::o8::88 88:::::' 88:: 8:: ..:::oo:::oo:::.. ::8 ::8 '::88 ':::88 88::: 88:: 8:.::oo:::::::::.:.oo:.:8 ::8 ::88 ::88 88::: 88:: .:oo::::::::::.:...:.oo:. ::8 ::88 ::88 88::: 88:: .:o:o::::::::::::.. ..:.:oo:.'8 ::88 ::88 88::: O8::..:oo:::::::::::::.:...:.::::oo. 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''''''''''O:.........:...ooooooooo|.........ooo'8888888888:............ .oo8888888888888/''.....ooooo|.....ooooo'8`o `O8888888 .oo8888888888888888/ '........|oooooooo'88888o `O888 o88888888888888888/' '''...|OOOO''888888888O. `8 '''''''''''''''''oooooooooooooooooo'''''''''''''''''''ooooooooooooooooo ./8888888888888888888 `\888888888888888 ./88JJJ8W888W8888888888 `\8888888888888 ./888888J8W8W8W8888888888 `\88888888888 /888888J8J8W8W8W8888888888 \8888888888 ./8888888JJJ88W8W88888888888 `\88888888 /8888888888888888888888888888 JW `\888888 WOW I HAD NO IDEA MODERN RAYTRACERS WILL STILL SO PRIMITIVE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-04.txt #4912 WHAT (Tue, 2012 Dec 4) \ |. / /| ###. / | \ `###._ / \ / /|\ \ ___ / `-._ | ~~ | | ,-._ `| `\___/ \/ | `-.__/ \ _ ,-. / / / \ / | / / |\/ /\ / / / / / _ \ \_/ | __ | `-" `.-" > .-` . ,' `-. / _,-" `-. `. \ () `. _,-' ,-' /` _ `-._ \ () /"\:-' `-.._ _/-/ `-._ `-+._(_ / _,--.__,--,_.--._> \_/ `. `-' _." `\ | \ \ WHAT | | \ \ \ `. | /`=._ \ THE \ \ `\ \ | \ \/ `\ \_ A. `\ _\ Hh. FUCK ` A, `HHh. HH. `HHHh qHHb `HHH. qHH. HHHh qHHb.dHHH. "HHHHHHHHh ,HHHHHHHH. dHD ,dHHHHHHHHHh. ,dP ,dHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHP dHHP `HHHH" `HHHHHHHb. db dHHP dHHH' :HH `Hh. `HHHHH' `HHHP HH. `Hh HHHH' `"' `HD ` `HHHh. ` `Hh.,. `HHHH \. ,dHHH' HHHHHHH' HHHHH' "HHH S-v "V File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-29.txt #4876 ANTIDISNOSTALGIARIANISM (Mon, 2012 Oct 29) __.-.__ _.-' ' ` `-._ .' ' ' ` ` `. ( ' ' ` ` ) |`-,..,.____..,.,--;| I'M SO GLAD THAT THIS IS 2012 |: | :| : | : |: || |: | :| (9>| : |: || AND NOT 1912 OR 1812 OR 1712 OR ANY OF THAT SHIT |: | :|(\) | : |: || |: | :|/\\ | : |: || THEY DIDN'T HAVE CELL PHONES OR COMPUTERS OR |: | /| II | : |: || ELECTRICITY OR TOILET PAPER OR ANY OF THAT SHIT |: |///| II | : |: || |; | :| II | : |: || WHY DIDN'T THEY ALL JUST KILL THEMSELVES /`-!...|____|...!--'\ / \ `--...._________....--' FL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-15.txt #4862 WORDS TO LIVE BY (Mon, 2012 Oct 15) ' ; ; `, .--. NEVER MAKE DECISIONS WHILE UPSET OR EXCITED OR GAY ._.-./ \/"""\ (_____) --=XXXXX=-- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-01.txt #4848 PEPPER (Mon, 2012 Oct 1) itz -_ `-;-_ ,--.__ `-;-/. ,/\-`. _//"\\ l'/Y=| /'-? \\ `;\-| I LIKE SNORTING PEPPER ,' ;/ \\ \|; ./' ;' \\ \( ,-" _;' \\ ` ,-'_;-" \ "' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-31.txt #4786 THE CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS (Tue, 2012 Jul 31) . . * . . . . * . . . . . . . . o . . . . . . 0 . . . , , , . \ . . . \ , . o . . . . . \ , . . #\##\# . . . # #O##\### . . . #*# #\##\### . , . ##*# #\##\## . . . ##*# #o##\# . , . . *# #\# . . . , \ . . ____^/\___^--____/\____O______________/\/\---/\___________---______________ /\^ ^ ^ ^ ^^ ^ '\ ^ ^ --- -- - -- - - --- __ ^ -- __ ___-- ^ ^ RC -- __ IS THIS EARTH-1 OR EARTH-2 (I'M NOT SURE WHICH EARTH THIS IS) SO WAIT ARE WE ALLOWED TO RETCON OUR OWN LIVES BECAUSE IF I HAD TO DO ONE THING IN MY LIFE OVER AGAIN I'D HAVE FINISHED WHACKING OFF LAST NIGHT TO MYA LUANNA AND NOT JADE MARCELA OTHER THAN THAT NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT I GUESS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-08.txt #4825 GAY AS TOTES (Sat, 2012 Sep 8) ; : : : :-. ' '. ___ .. '/ \ \ ' '. :\ : '.: \ THESE GLOVES ARE GHEY : : : \ : : \ / : NOTE: USING THE WORD "GHEY" IS .''. / : GAYER THAN ACTUAL GAYNESS : '...' : BUT NOT AS GAY AS "TOTES" '.__.-' \ '._ : '--.__ : ':-- '. AND TYPING "TOTES GAY" IS MUCH GAYER .'\' : THEN ACTUALLY SUCKING DICK / . : OR TAKING IT UP THE ASS / . .' ; _..-' L : : :__.--' \ : : .'\: / '-': /\ [WILU] : : : : : : : : : / / : / /: : '.' : : '' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-25.txt #4780 GLORIA STEINEM UPDATE (Wed, 2012 Jul 25) ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, )\_) \_ / GLORIA STEINEM SURE HAS GOTTEN OLD _/|/_ _// AND WRINKLY FROM ALL THAT COMPLAININ' ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | GLORIA ***STEINEM*** ???? MORE LIKE |// | ' GLORIA ***WHINEM*** !!!!11111 ' ) | | | | GET IT ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-20.txt #4837 ENVIROTAXES (Thu, 2012 Sep 20) /\_ _ __ __ _ \( ! )/_/ __ \_\( % )>o<})# )/_/ I LIKE SAYING THE WORD "ENVIROTAXES" BECAUSE _(%>o<(_!_)>o<#)_ IT'S A COMBINATION OF "ENVIRONMENT" AND "TAXES" /_/(_% ( | (_#_)/_/ ( ! (~>O<~) % ) _ SEE _({>O<}(_|_)%>O<%)_> /_/(_!_)# )( (_%_) _(#>o<#)>o< )_ /_/(_#_)(_|_)\_\ \/ hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-19.txt #4774 JUST ENOUGH DRINK (Thu, 2012 Jul 19) ! .:::. ///|\\\ {=-=-=-=} I DRINK JUST ENOUGH TO NOT GET DRUNK .-||||/..\ c[I ||||\''/ NOW HELP ME FIT MY CAR KEY INTO THIS FIRE HYDRANT '-||||||| ||||||| ||||||| ||||||| jgs [=======] `"""""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-21.txt #4776 THE MARIMBA SPEAKS (Sat, 2012 Jul 21) _________________________________ || | | | | | | | | | || || | | | | | | | | | || || | | | |__|__| | | | || I AM A MARIMBA || | |__|--' '--|__| | || || |__| |__| || AND DEFINITELY NOT A XYLOPHONE ||__| |__|| (_) (_) KCK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-18.txt #4835 CRISS ANGEL (Tue, 2012 Sep 18) ..... .d$$$$*$$$$$$bc .d$P" d$$ "*$$. d$" 4$"$$ "$$. 4$P $F ^$F "$c z$% d$ 3$ ^$L 4$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$F $$$F"""""""$F""""""$F"""""C$$*$ .$%"$$e d$ 3$ z$$" $F 4$ *$$.4$" $$d$P" $$ 4$ ^*$$. .d$F $$ 4$ d$"$$c z$$"3$ $F $L 4$" ^*$$$P" $$ 4$" 3$ $F .d$P$$e ^$F $P $$ d$ .$$" "$$c 3$ d$ *$.4$"z$$" ^*$$$$ $$ CRISS ANGEL TRICK REVEALED: "$$$$P" "$$$P *$b. .d$P" HE SUCKED 90 DICKS AND GOT AIDS 90 TIMES "$$$ec.....ze$$$" AND THAT'S THE TRICK "**$$$**"" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-30.txt #4847 PIZZA CATS (Sun, 2012 Sep 30) _....._ /::::::.\ /xx::::::.\ |#xx|n|:xx| \##x/xxxx#/ | |\-.-.|\#/#####/ | . |.-,-/| /\__V_\'|B""""|\-.-|| :o. /_v_=\ \ \ /, |0| o,o|/ / /==o=|\ \ \|o.- |0|_.O-- |||\_|=_=/]/ ||o.o|| \[\_v_|.-'\.' |(_)=)-=== \]=-=|/ | @ \-' \ '=: \V| m|--e-+------ |=O==| I WILL NEVER TOUCH A WOMAN '._|=._\| |\_\_v_E)| '/\ '/==..__ / |//'. | |=>o<=| |-\"\ /-=/ '. | './-\_/-\ |_o| '.___.' _/._/ |-|_ _|._/ \_.| \_/\ /:__o| |o_:\ /:_o| |o_:. /:_o| l42 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-09.txt #4764 ACTIVE VOLCANO (Mon, 2012 Jul 9) ( (( . : ( .) ) : ) ( ( : . : : ) )) ( ( ( ( . : . . ) ) ( ( : : : ) ) ) ( :( . . ) .' '. :( : ) ( : . ) ) ') : #@## #',### " #@ #@ THIS IS WHAT MY TOILET LOOKED #/ @'#~@#~/\ # LIKE LAST NIGHT AFTER I PUKED ## @@# @##@ `..@, @#/ #@# _## `\ @##; `#~._.' ##@ \_ .-#/ @#@#@--,_,--\ / `@#@.., .~###' `~. _/ `-.-' #@####@ \ __/ &^^ ^#^##~##&&& % \_ / && ^^ @#^##@#%%#@&&&& ^ \ ~/ &&& ^^^ ^^ &&& %%% ^^^ `~._ .-' ^^ %%%. && ___^ && && && ^^ \ /akg ^^^ ___&&& X & && |n| ^ ___ %____&& . ^^^^^ `~. |M| ---- . ___.|n| /\___\ X |mm| X |n|X ||___| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-24.txt #4841 POOL AND SPADE (Mon, 2012 Sep 24) ___ /. `\ I JUST LOADED MY ASS CRACK WITH HUMMUS / , ` | USING A GARDEN SPADE /^\__/' _,--~, /_ THERE IS A KIDDIE POOL FILLED /' ~~~ -__ ~-, WITH HUMMUS IN MY BACKYARD ,/ , _ \ / |`-_ _ '_/%\ `\ / |_, ~~ __/`\ \ NOW CHOW DOWN ON MY DUNG SLINGER ,--~~"' / \ `--/ |, > //^|~~---' ; , , | ' ,'` , ( | / ,' `;;;,' \ ,' | / 77); `./||` / ,"^ \, , / / \ , ( ,' \ | \ `. \_- \ \ ; \ `, ` ' \ | \ ` \ ` | ) `, `. / ' ,' ) mooO' Ooom' mOm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-05.txt #4852 THE DIGITS OF PI (Fri, 2012 Oct 5) 3.141592 653589793 23 84 6 2 64 I'VE GOT WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS 3 38 3 27 9 50 2 8 8 4197 16 93 SS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-11.txt #4858 QUEASY (Thu, 2012 Oct 11) | | | | | | | | | | I'M FEELING QUEASY | |__|__| | ( ; ; ) FROM EATING TOO MUCH QUISP .). __ '| , |' qPjPp (\/) | | | ALSO POSSIBLY FROM PLAYING (@) ;)'" | | | TOO MUCH PERQUACKY //v\// |__|__| (;,;#;, ,--,_ __ .--& | &--. __(;/";))____-O--o'___('_)-_(______|______)_-[= ############################################### File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-28.txt #4936 TOILET PAPER (Fri, 2012 Dec 28) _ . - ' ' ' ' -. . ' _,._ ' . ,' ;' "; ', |' ',_ ,-' .| | '. ' . | YOU DON'T OWN ME | ' , . ' | | | ' - . _ . -| | WAIT THIS DEED SAYS YOU DO | '. | | | | '. | HOLD ON THIS DEED IS WRITTEN ON TOILET PAPER | '. | | | ., | BUT IT'S THE QUILTED KIND | . , | SO I GUESS IT'S LEGALLY BINDING | | . ' | | . ' | | | . ' | !. ' ' .' '.| ' , . ' , ' ,. ' ' - . , .- , . , . :F_P: , . ,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-14.txt #4922 KOMODO DRAGON SKIN (Fri, 2012 Dec 14) _____ _.--~_..__ ~~-._ BUY FAR CRY 3 AND I'LL BITE YOU FUCKER :..____~ ~~--.._ ~~-.. ~ ._ ~~----__________ `-._ `. __ ~~~~~~-----...__ ~~\. ~-. .------.. ~~~---__ `. . .- ~~-----_________ ,' ~== __ ~~--__ \ \=_ | ___ ~ - ~-. \. ) ~--__ | `._ ;:~~:---__ `. `._ \ \~-.-------~~ \ \ ~~~~~_::. ) ~~--__ |`. | | ,=:__) \ \ `----' `-. / | | | __...=-. ) ;' | ,-=~~_,' '~~.==----' _Seal_ _,-' / ~~~ _______.......----~~~ _,' --~~""""---......._________...--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-24.txt #4718 JUST LIKE I PICTURED IT (Thu, 2012 May 24) ( (_) ### (#c _\|/_ #\ wWWWw \ \-. (/. .\) /\ /`\/\ /\ |\/ \_) (_| YAY I'M IN THE BIG APPLE `\.' ; ; ;`\ ON A BUSINESS TRIP `\; ; . ;/\ `\; ; ;| \ THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS, ETC. ; .' ' ; / |_.' ; | /) ( ''._;'` | ' . ; |.-' .:) OH GOD IT'S BEEN TEN MINUTES AND | | I ALREADY WANT TO RUN SCREAMING ( .' : | |,- .:: | | ,-' .;| jgs_/___,_.:_\_ [I_I_I_I_I_I_] CROUCH, PRESS E ON CORPSE TO DEVOUR | __________ | | || | | || | _| ||_|__|_|| |_ /=--------------=\ / \ | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-30.txt #4724 VOLLEYBALL GAME (Wed, 2012 May 30) o _ d| _/) 'd$| THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE THIS GAME MORE FUN _/| d$p| IS MORE EXPLICIT NUDITY 'd$p | o _o/`_____|$p__|_`|\________ / | |p / \ / / / \ | o/`@ / / | `-| / /____________|_______/_\___/ pb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-18.txt #4712 FORM OF (Fri, 2012 May 18) .=., ;c =\ __| _/ .'-'-._/-'-._ BEATOFF POWER: ACTIVATE /.. ____ \ /' _ [<_->] ) \ FORM OF ( / \--\_>/-/'._ ) \-;_/\__;__/ _/ _/ A DUDE BEATING OFF '._}|==o==\{_\/ / /-._.--\ \_ // / /| \ \ \ / | | | \; | \ \ / / | :/ \: \ \_\ / | /.'| /: | \ \ | | |--| . |--| \_\ / _/ \ | : | /___--._) \ |_(---'-| >-'-| | '-' snd /_/ \_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-02-11.txt #4615 MODIFIED SOURCE ENGINE (Sat, 2012 Feb 11) I WISH TEAM FORTRESS 2 AND ALL ITS FANS WOULD JUST GO AWAY IN FACT, VALVE SOFTWARE IN GENERAL CAN JUST FUCK OFF PORTAL IS AN OVERRATED PILE OF DOGSHIT THE MEMORY OF HALF-LIFE AND COUNTER-STRIKE GETS MORE BITTERSWEET EVERYTIME THEY RELEASE A NEW, GAYER VERSION OF THE LAST PILE OF SHIT AND MAYBE GET A NEW GAME ENGINE GUYS 2004 WAS A LONG TIME AGO ____________ _..._ | ________ | ___ .' `. ____________ ||s`edewS || | /`. .-' \ | ||rehctuB || | )X / X. "\ | || pohS || | | (_) _/ | ||________|| | /((())) / \_____ | | ] | | \______/ // \ | | | | _..-) // (\/)\ | | | | / .\\_..-' \ \/ \ | | | |_/ \ `. Mom \___| | | / | \ / _____|__________| / / / / _______ | ./| / / _|____\_| | / \ / _) \__ \ / (_\ \() ___|_____|____ / / \\_\/ __/ | |/ /___| ..'`..'| | | _/_/ | JRO .'(( ((( |__| |(__() | .'((( ((( .'__| | |______|________ ((( (( ((`. | | | / ((((( (((((`.| | | / ((( ((( ((.'| | / / `..-''-....' |___________|/ / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-02-05.txt #4609 SOME SORT OF PHOTOCOPIER (Sun, 2012 Feb 5) __,..--'"" _,..--'"" _,..-'"" _,..-'" _,.-'" _.-'" _.-" .-' .' / ; CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW ZYNGA COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF ; UNLESS THEY HAVE SOME SORT OF PHOTOCOPIER \ `. `-. "-._ "`-._ "`-.,_ "`-..,_ ""`-..,_ ""`--..,_ ""`--..,__ itz File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-02-04.txt #4608 GOOGLE (Sat, 2012 Feb 4) . _ .-/ \ / =-. _.-~ / \___ ______ __ _ _ _ /___| ~-._ \ / -~|| __||_ __// || | | | /| | / __/| .\ / / . . || __| | |\ / ' || |__| |_/ | || (_/ | \ / / ~| ||____| |_| /_/|_||____|____||_| \___\| |\ \ / / |-~\ \ \ \ | || || | // / / /~-| \ \ / /__ / \ \____\|\_\|_/|_||____|___//_/\/___/ / __\ \ / .-~\ \-~ ~-/\/~-. \ /.-~ \ / ~-.\ /~ .- -. ~\ \ .-~ ~-. / \.-~ ~-./ DrS IN CASE YOU HADN'T HEARD GOOGLE HAS CHANGED ITS PRIVACY POLICY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST SO YOU KNOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY GOOGLE CHANGED ITS PRIVACY POLICY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-19.txt #4713 JIZZ CANVAS (Sat, 2012 May 19) AFTER I BLOW MY LOAD ON YOUR FACE, IT'S GOING TO LOOK LIKE A WINDSHIELD COVERED IN BIRD SHIT .--. .--. / \/ \ | .-. .-. \ |/_ |/_ | \ || `\|| `\| `----. |\0_/ \0_/ --, \_ .--"""""-. / (` \ `-. / \-----'-. \ \ \ () () /`\ \ | .___.-' | \ \ /` \| / ; `-.___ ___.' .-.`.---.| \ \| ``-..___,.-'`\| / / / | `\ ` \| ,`/ / / , / ` |\ / / |\/ , .'`-; ' \/ , |\-' .' , .-'` .-|\--;`` .-' |\.' ( `"'-.|\ (___,.--'`' `-. `"` _.--' `. _.-'`-. `''---''`` jgs `. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-02-10.txt #4614 THE MOON OVER MINECRAFT (Fri, 2012 Feb 10) ____.... a#####~:::::::, | a######P";:::::::::::, . --*-- a########:::::::::::::::::, | . ########P::::::::::::*::::::: . . ########P::::::::::::::::::.:::. ##### ##P:::::::::::::::::::::::;. * .#### O ##:::::*:::::::::::::::.::;. ###### #### ::::::::::::::::::.::::: ########@###,::::::::::::::::::::::; #########~~~:::::::::::::::*:::.:::; \ / . . ##### ##:::::::::::::::::::::::::; / \ . ####a__ay::::::::::::::::::::::; ########;::::::::::::::::::::; . . ########a::::::::::::::::::' . . * . ########.:::::::::*;:::' . . . `d######a.::::::::::' . . `~9#####.::::'' . . . GOOD THING NOTCH FINALLY ADDED PHASES OF THE MOON AND YET CLEARLY HAS NO IDEA HOW THEY WORK BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM THE GUY WHO TOOK SO LONG FIGURING OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NORTH AND EAST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT FROM SWEDES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-31.txt #4725 CLAMS (Thu, 2012 May 31) _..--~~--.._ .~ . ~ . ~. CLAMS ARE GROSS UNLESS THEY'RE DEEP FRIED /_.--._.--._.--._\ \ () / '.--._.--._.--.' BUT THEN THAT'S TRUE OF DOG TURDS TOO jgs `=.,____,.=` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-05-25.txt #4719 POSSIBLE RADIATION HAZARD (Fri, 2012 May 25) xxxxxxx x xxxxxxxxxxxxx x x xxxxxxxxxxx x xxxxxxxxx IS THERE SUCH A THING AS x xxxxxxx x BACKSPATTER RADIATION xxxxx x xxx x x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxx xxx xxx SERIOUSLY ASKING HERE PEOPLE x x x File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-15.txt #4923 PREMATURE DEMISE (Sat, 2012 Dec 15) _____ /~/~ ~\ REPORTS OF MY PREMATURE DEMISE HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED | | \ \ \ \ WELL I SUPPOSE NOT SO MUCH EXAGGERATED JUST \ \ \ THEY HAVE THE WRONG DATE ASSOCIATED WITH THEM --\ \ .\'' --==\ \ ,,i!!i, ''"'',,}{,, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-01.txt #4909 GOODS AND SERVICES (Sat, 2012 Dec 1) ______________ | |____| | | | .' `. | | I PREFER TO MY DICK AND BALLS AS MY "GOODS AND SERVICES" | : (_)| | : : | | : : | | `.____.' | _|______________|_ KCK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-29.txt #4937 CREAM OF WHEAT (Sat, 2012 Dec 29) /\ / \ | | THIS PLANET SUCKS IF I CAN'T |U | EAT MY CREAM OF WHEAT |S | |A | GOODBYE /^\ /^\ |||==||| o__o ||| +||| |/\| |+| |+| |\/| | |+ | | |/\| | |==| | |\/| |_|__|_| |/\| (/ /\\/. \\) |\/| (/()///\)\;)\) |/\| _((/'/ //(='\)(\\))_ |\/| (( ( (/( /) \) ' \) ))|/\| ___(( (( ..( '+))() . )) ))__| ___/_______________________________\______ jro File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-10.txt #4857 BACKSPACE KEY (Wed, 2012 Oct 10) ,--------------. I CAN'T BACKSPACE !!!!! WAIT NO NEVER MIND |* ********* oo|~~~~~~. THE BACKSPACE KEY LOOKS LIKE THE FAGGOT KEY |E888888 888 88| / `=-=-=====-=-=-' JW `-= File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-04.txt #4851 OUTER SPACE ROCKET (Thu, 2012 Oct 4) A * /=\ | | | THIS IS A ROCKET | /| |\ THAT GOES INTO OUTER SPACE | / |-| \ |--| /|/---\|\ OOOOOOOOOOOOOUTER SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE |\/|_________||||| |/\|_|_|_|_|_| | |--| | | |\/| | | |/\| |~~~| |--| | | |\/|________ |._,| |/\|_|_|_|_|/ / \ \ |--| |.|_|,| |\/| | | |/\| | | |--| ,'| |`. |\/| ,' | | `. |/\| ,' /| | |\ `. |/ |--|,'____/ | | | \____`*- /|\/| / / | \# /|\ /=+/\|####/--/.|_|__,---\ |\\ \ ------"""""""|^|#^#^" _\|| \ \|/ `---- \ ---' \|/ -*-------------------------------*- /|\ ool/|\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-25.txt #4842 QUICK TIME EVENTS (Tue, 2012 Sep 25) ___ .-. __/+++\__ ___\"/___ //@ @\\ /---\`/---\ \_u_/ _\.W^W------/ \-------./_ ==|_______. |: ._____|== / | |: | \ | |: | :-------: OH GOD I FUCKING LOVE | | | QUICK TIME EVENTS | |.-.| .-"-. | |'-'| /(\ /)\ |___|___| \ '.' / /(|| ||)\ ''''''''`'''`''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ldb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-08.txt #4763 THE HIGGS MECHANISM (Sun, 2012 Jul 8) .::7777::-. LIVEBLOGGING THE /:'////' `::>/|/ ,.-----__ HIGGS BEING BORING .', |||| `/( e\ ,:::://///,:::-. -==~-'`-Xm````-mr' `-_\ /:''/////// ``:::`;/|/ /' |||||| :://'`\ , .' , |||||| `/( e \ \/ -===~__-'\__X_`````\_____/~`-._ `. ., ~~ ~~ `~-' _____ /` '\/ ,::////;::-. \| o /:'///// ``::>/|/ \/ .', |||| `/( e\ -==~-'`-Xm````-mm-' `-_\ \, SdM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-19.txt #4836 MASS EFFECT FAN COMMUNITY (Wed, 2012 Sep 19) _/\|\_\_ _| .- \___ ________\ / ) o`o__________ [nabis] / __|,\ b'ger( - | '|/o| '|- \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-02.txt #4910 TERRIBLE BIRTHDAY CAKE (Sun, 2012 Dec 2) \\\ , \ `| ) ( .-""-. | | /_ { '. | | (/ `\ } ) | | ^/ ^`} { \ \ \= ( { ) I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT \ \ '-, { {{ THIS BIRTHDAY CAKE BECAUSE \ \_.' ) } ) WE ORDERED WHITE CAKE WITH \.-' ( ( VANILLA FROSTING NOT ***FISH*** @ .' ) ( } \_( @ { _/\ ) '--' `-;\ \ _.-' / / / <\/>_.' .' / / <\/>/. ' /<\// / _ |\`- _ . -/| - _- `\ _.-'_/- | \ - - - - \\\ }`<\/> <\/>`{ { -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- } } { <\/>. <\/> {`<\/> <\/>`} } -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- { { } } } { H A P P Y { <\/> B I R T H D A Y <\/> `<\/> <\/>' jgs -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-12-16.txt #4924 ONCE A STRIPPER (Sun, 2012 Dec 16) .oo. HHHHHb. SOME STRIPPERS ARE ONLY DOING IT TO PAY THEIR TUITION !!!!1 /`HHHHHHb > `dHHHHH NAME ON IN THE HISTORY HUMANITY EVER / dHHHHHHb : HHHHHHHH ONCE A WHORE ALWAYS A WHORE THAT'S WHAT I SAY .-""FHHHHHHH | JHHHHHHH J FHHHHHHb + \ JHHHHHHH .' \ FHHHHHH+_ `. ; \ \HHHHF "+ `| _> \HHF+_ \ F_+" .'J | j J+" .': F | j _+" _+' : +_ | F %" .-' . =.F j | ;I \ =./ | (`-.......___+___L ```='"""""==_ "_.--' | `./ J | +' .' | F J | F JF F J F| KroggF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-10-07.txt #4854 Y2K (Sun, 2012 Oct 7) ,-. ,-. ||,\ -=- /,|| Y2K WAS A JOKE F'\\\,o8o,///`J J'J`,\(".")/,'F`L |F||\ \>PV ( oo ) <>_| ^^ |_ EVEN MODERN SPECIAL EFFECTS <> @ \ CAN'T MAKE ME NOT FUCKING SUCK /~~\ . . _ | /~~~~\ | | /~~~~~~\/ _| | |[][][]/ / [m] |[][][[m] |[][][]| |[][][]| |[][][]| |[][][]| |[][][]| |[][][]| |[][][]| |[][][]| |[|--|]| |[| |]| ======== ========== |[[ ]]| ========== Keely File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-09-26.txt #4843 HYPERPALINDROME (Wed, 2012 Sep 26) A HYPERPALINDROME IS A WORD THAT LOOKS THE SAME WHEN ROTATED AROUND 180 DEGREES LIKE "1961" OR "COCKBALLS" _ ___ __ _ / |/ _ \ / /_ / | | | (_) | '_ \| | | |\__, | (_) | | |_| /_/ \___/|_| tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2012/2012-07-23.txt #4778 THE WIND CRIES (Mon, 2012 Jul 23) , (`-.-/( .:::::., `-.__) ``:\:: . /7_.-, '. -. - - `:::' .- ( `_.= \ `--._ / _?'` ___.-' -`"' \ - / )----'''' - .-' `--.. `--' ,' .-' `\ --' )---'' ) ) | _| AND THE WIND CRIES "FAGGOT" ( \ L / | \ )__ _ \ \ `---' `--' L \ | \ \ \ L ) L_ ( \ | \ . J a:f | `. \ _.-`--=' \ ) ( _-' `--'\ '"' / ' J (,_./ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-10.txt #3457 DOCUMENTATION (Wed, 2008 Dec 10) _______ / /, I REFER TO DOCUMENTATION AS "DOCO" BECAUSE / // THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN AVOID TAKING MY OWN LIFE /______// IN A PUBLIC, HORRIBLE WAY (______(/ JR File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-04.txt #3451 TRENDING PURPLE (Thu, 2008 Dec 4) .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. MY BALLS ARE TRENDING PURPLE / // \ / \ | // : | ......::::: AND THAT'S NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' AsH `"----"' `"----"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-01.txt #3144 OLD ENOUGH (Fri, 2008 Feb 1) /; / |'-,. / ' `"---,.__ / ' ,' , '"--,"| / ' , ,' ,"::| OLD ENOUGH TO READ, OLD ENOUGH TO BLEED / ' ,' , ,"::::| / ' , ,' ,"::::::L / ' ,' ,' ,"::::::::L / ' , , ,":::::::::J k-,._ ,' _.":::::::::::J \. `"----'"".J::::::::::::| \. .-, .L:::::::::::| \. ( .J:::::::::::! \. `-- .L:::::::::/ \. .-. .|::::::::/ \. ( ) .J:::::::/ \. `-' .L:::::/ \. L .|::::/ ISN'T THAT HOW THAT SAYING GOES \. !__ .J:::/ \. __ .L:/ \. L_) .|/ `-,__,-' kth File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-08.txt #3241 WINDOW FOCUS AND SPACES (Thu, 2008 May 8) I'M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER SOMEONE OVER OS X WINDOW FOCUS AND "SPACES" __________________________ __..--/".' '. __..--"" | | | / | | | / | | ___________________ | ; | | :__________________/: | | | | | '.| | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | |______......-----"\| | | | | |_______......-----" | | | | | | | | | | | | ____----| | | |_____.....----|#######|---| | | |______.....----"""" | | | | | |. .. | | , | |... .... | | (c ----- """ .' |..... ...... |\|_| ____......------"""|" |. .... .......| |"""""" | '... ..... ....| | | "-._ ..... .| | | "-._.....| | ___...---"""' "-._.| | ___...---""" """"" grp I MEAN IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-15.txt #3158 NORTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY SHOOTING (Fri, 2008 Feb 15) .---. .---. ,';' `.';' `.. f :Bo. SIX SHOT DEAD INCLUDING GUNMAN !!!! ` d88: `\ /d88P' `\ ; /d888P' `. ',d8&8P' : ;d8&7' LET'S HEAR IT FOR GUN FREE ZONES | :8: BECAUSE CLEARLY THEY REALLY WORK | qx File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-20.txt #3253 XKCD (Tue, 2008 May 20) ,-===-. ,-. /=,(o).=\ I'M SURPRISED THAT XKCD GUY DEIGNS TO \ /==|o_0|==\ EVEN WRITE COMICS FOR THE REST OF US PEONS \(===\ - /===) \`=.=|J|=,=',-. SINCE HE'S OBVIOUSLY PRETTY SURE HE'S X `=' `=' X |\ SO GODDAMN AWESOME / \ / \ | \ / /|\`x'/|\ \`--' ( `""`-'_`-'""' ) `--T""\ ""T--' ] \ [ Ojo98 [""-o\""] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-29.txt #3172 WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY, RIP (Fri, 2008 Feb 29) _.---,._,' /' _.--.< /' `' /' _.---._____ \.' ___, .-'` /' \\ . /' `-. -|- | | | .-'~~~`-. | .' `. | | R I P | | | | | | W F B | jgs \ \\| |// ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ RIP WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY YOU WERE THE GREATEST GUY TO EVER CALL GORE VIDAL A FAGGOT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-20.txt #3376 PIRATE (Sat, 2008 Sep 20) _____ .-" .-. "-. _/ '=(0.0)=' \_ /` .='|m|'=. `\ \________________ / .--.__///`'-,__~\\\\~` HEY EVERYBODY DID I MISS / /6|__\// a (__)-\\\\ TALK LIKE A FAGGOT DAY ?!?!?!?!?!? jgs \ \/--`(( ._\ ,))) / \\ ))\ -==- (O)( / )\((((\ . /))))) / _.' / __(`~~~~`)__ //"\\,-'-"` `~~~~\\~~`"-. // /`" ` `\ // File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-19.txt #3313 KITTEN-TAIL CONGRUENCE (Sat, 2008 Jul 19) '.-----/`. / '/ AS A KITTEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE KITTEN-TAIL CONGRUENCE __'`__ .''-. \o) o/ \ SPECIFICALLY THAT THE TAIL I LIKE TO PLAY WITH AND BITE (`Y .) \ IS IN FACT A PART OF ME BUT HEY WHATEVER BACK TO WORK `--|__7 \ / | __ / / NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW \ ) \ // NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW \ \--X Y // NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW (-`.`--_.-' /_) NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW BP `-.__.-' NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-31.txt #3325 MPW (Thu, 2008 Jul 31) emmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ LET'S ALL PROGRAM IN MPW """"""|_____ ) AND TAKE OUR OWN LIVES Elijah """""""""--------""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-25.txt #3319 TWO-STEP (Fri, 2008 Jul 25) ~o__.__O LET'S DANCE TO THE LUSITANIA TWO-STEP \_)--:--/ ejm / <\ OOPS WHAT WAS THAT GLUG GLUG GLUG File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-08.txt #3364 SLATE FONTS (Mon, 2008 Sep 8) ... .` o `._ : .--' ; ( ,,,,..,' \ T SLATE I DON'T THINK YOUR .---------,:-"---"`<<<<<<<: ; FUCKING DEFAULT FONT IS BIG ENOUGH `----lc.. `-._<<`",._,.'` | `""-.`""- -' ; '".. ,/ ~"^"~^''-..,m_m-'`~"^"~"^ ~"^"~"^"~"^~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-15.txt #3401 KNIFE FIGHT (Wed, 2008 Oct 15) ________ ___,,,,,,, jgs [________>__________\ IT'S FUN JOINING KNIVES-ONLY SERVERS AND REFUSING TO COOPERATE JUST SHOOT PEOPLE AND EVENTUALLY EVERYONE WILL START SHOOTING TOO THE GUNS ARE IN THE FUCKING GAME FOR A REASON DIPSHITS YOU SEE ?????????? ONE MAN *CAN* MAKE A DIFFERENCE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-01.txt #3387 BLAH BLAH BLAH (Wed, 2008 Oct 1) ` ' `` '' `` '' `` '' `". ,"' ( ". ," ) \> ". ," \ ". ," /\ "._ _," /<( \>>\ """"."""" /< ) : ( ) ) --.___ ( ( "".--. : : ,--."" ) ) __,-- "": :" :,^.; ":,-:"" BLAH BLAH BLAH ""---"":`-..:: \. ,/ ::.,-':""---"" HOW'RE THOSE INSERT SPORTS __--"": :._____>|<_____,; ;""--__ TEAM NAME HERE ?!?!?!?!?! "" _.-"": :: \|`"""'|/ ;; :""-._ "" 7 : :: `88888' ;; : : : :.::n_888_n;;.: : BLAH BLAH BLAH : ' ::.""".;: ' : CUT MY HEAD OFF AT THE NECK : ctr ''''''' : File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-29.txt #3415 INFLATION (Wed, 2008 Oct 29) .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| HOORAY INFLATION \\|| `"\"""/---'|| \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. ,-' [_] .-. \ THE FED SHOULD NOT BE LOWER ; `\| ||-'/ ` \ THAN MY BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL \ /`""-.`\ | ; | `.-|\_/ | ; ' | \-._ / | | / |`--'| : ;_\_ /| |/ /\|, ) __..; `----' :`.`|/ / / | | ; .' `\' ; \/ : _ : : / / : : _.'`.__.' | fsc \ _.' \ / | | / `---.._ | `\ `.____ \ / | `------' \__|_,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-28.txt #3414 OVER (Tue, 2008 Oct 28) ___ ////// (__|_______--/| / /// __/ +--+| |-\| (> )/ WTFO |_|ooo+--+|_| /_ / `-------' |_, // |___/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-14.txt #3400 BEN STILLER (Tue, 2008 Oct 14) _ .-. ( `. .' ) `. ` /' | | | | COULD SOMEONE NOTIFY ME WHEN BEN STILLER ACTULALY BECOMES FUNNY _|66 | (__, | L_,)| | | ,_/ | | | ON SECOND THOUGHT, DON'T BOTHER | | / '. ( , ) jgs '-' '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-09.txt #3365 FIFTH BIRTHDAY (Tue, 2008 Sep 9) _/\_ _/\_\__/_/\_ _/\_\__/_/\_\__/_/\_ \__/ \__/ \__/ _/\_ _/\_ _/\_ )))))) \__/_/\_\__/_/\_\__/ ///(((( , , \__/_/\_\__/ | ) \C > (\__/ /| ; _= \)/) / |___/ /_ _/\_ (\(/ (,_'_ ` ~ \ _,\__/ \)/) \(. ) .) \/.-/// (\(/ ) / \ | \)/) / , ( \/ (\(/ / ~ \ \)/) / __ \ THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FIFTH BIRTHDAY (\(/ ' \/ ' \)/) \ ' / (\(/ \ | / \)/) ) , / (\(/ / /\ \ \) |/ \| _/\_ | | _/\_\__/_/\_ (| |) _/\_\__/_/\_\__/_/\_ .|| || \__/ \__/ \__/ '= =' b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-24.txt #3318 MAXIMUM GAME (Thu, 2008 Jul 24) _____ j_____j /_____/_\ MAXIMUM RAPE |_(~)_| | | )"( | | hjw |(@_@)| | (A LITTLE KNOWN CRYSIS SUIT MODE) |_____|,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-30.txt #3324 SO HUNGRY (Wed, 2008 Jul 30) ()()()()()() |\ | |.\. . . . | \'.\ | \.:\ . . .| \'o\ | I EAT THE DIMENSIONS THAT NEVER EVEN GOT TOURISM GOING \.'\. . | \".\ | \'`\ .| \.'\ | tre \__\| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-18.txt #3312 CRIMEFIGHTER (Fri, 2008 Jul 18) _______ ---' ____) (_____) (_____) VK (____) ---.__(___) _______ ---' ____)____ I'M GOING TO GIVE MY DAUGHTER THE MIDDLE NAME ______) "CRIMEFIGHTER" BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE THAT _______) WILL MAKE OTHER KIDS TREAT HER WITH KINDNESS VK _______) AND RESPECT PLUS I'M A FUCKING HOMO (AS ---.__________) EVIDENCED BY THE FACT THAT I PUT NAIL POLISH _______ ON MY FINGERNAILS AND WEAR TOO MANY RINGS) ---' ____)____ ______) __________) VK (____) ---.__(___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-21.txt #3377 MICHELLE MALKIN (Sun, 2008 Sep 21) sSSSSSs SS;; SSSS S< ?SSS WHAT IS MICHELLE MALKIN'S PROBLEM ANYWAY S> SSS ___)(____ ( \/ ) \||, )( ( / ( \\/ /\ / \ \ \./ )==( / / / \//' ( '|\` \ / \ / ) ( / \ jgs / \ DOESN'T SHE REALIZE POLITICAL PUNDITRY IS MAN'S WORK / \ `-........-' / ) / ) /_/|/_/| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-21.txt #3254 MR. MOUSE (Wed, 2008 May 21) ____ .-. .-"` `",( __\_ IF I COULD LEARN TO BEAT OFF .-==:;-._ .' .-. `'. LEFTY IT'D DAMN SURE MAKE .' `"-:'-/ ( \} -=a .) ME A LOT MORE PRODUCTIVE / \/ \,== `- __..-'` '-' | | | .'\ `; I'M LOOKING AT YOU MR. MOUSE \ _/---'\ ( `"` /.`._ ) \ `; YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING \`-/.' `"` `"\`-. WAIT THIS IS A PICTURE OF A REAL MOUSE jgs `"` OUR FUCKING ART DEPARTMENT SUCKS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-28.txt #3171 BEING A COCK (Thu, 2008 Feb 28) ~-. ,,,; ~-.~-.~- (.../ ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-. } o~`, ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-. (/ \ ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-. ; \ ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-. ; {_.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~ ;: .-~` ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-. ;.: :' ._ ~-.~-.~-.~-.~- THIS JUST IN: ;::`-. '-._ ~-.~-.~-.~- ;::. `-. '-,~-.~-.~-. WIKIPEDIA + ';::::.`''-.-' FOLLOWING THE RULES = ';::;;:,:' BEING A HUGE FUCKING COCK mic '||" / | BASICALLY WIKIPEDIA IS A CATALYST FOR COCKNESS ~` ~"' (AS IT IS NOT CONSUMED IN THE PROCESS OF GENERATING MORE COCKS) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-14.txt #3157 POONK (Thu, 2008 Feb 14) ______ (__ __) || mbfh THE WHISKEY CORK GOES: POONK /__\ \ \ \ WHO CARES WHAT THE DUMB COW OR PIG SAYS \ | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-09.txt #3242 ELLEN DEGENERES COMMERCIALS (Fri, 2008 May 9) '-. '-. _____ I SURE LIKE SEEING COMMERCIALS WITH .-._ | '. ELLEN DEGENERES IN THEM BECAUSE : .. | : THAT REALLY MOTIVATES ME TO BUY THINGS '-._+ | .-' / \ .'i--i / \ .-'_/____\___ .-' : fsc: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-05.txt #3452 UNICORN POLITICS (Fri, 2008 Dec 5) \ \ \\ IN LIEU OF A REFUNDABLE TAX CREDIT I'LL TAKE A UNICORN \\ >\/7 _.-(6' \ (=___._/` \ ) \ | / / | / > / j < _\ _.-' : ``. \ r=._\ `. <`\\_ \ .`-. \ r-7 `-. ._ ' . `\ \`, `-.`7 7) ) \/ \| \' / `-._ || .' \\ ( cjr >\ > ,.-' >.' <.'_.'' <' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-11.txt #3458 GAY FOR A DAY (Thu, 2008 Dec 11) __)), //_ _) ( "\" IT SURE DOES NOT SEEM LIKE A COINCIDENCE \_-/ THAT IT'S THE END OF "GAY FOR A DAY" DAY ,---/ '---. AND MY BUTT SURE IS SORE / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | | / \ | I HOPE IT'S JUST FROM SITTING ALL DAY / `| | _) AND NOT OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD | | | | | / \ | | | \ | I THOUGHT I WAS JUST GETTING A DAY OFF | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-07.txt #3454 LEGS (Sun, 2008 Dec 7) __ _( _)_ ( _) ( ) (_) (_) / = | ___ / \ --\_) _ | ) \ \__/ ) | | | \ / | | EVER BEAT OFF SO HARD THAT YOUR LEGS STOPPED WORKING | | \ / | | | | \/ | | | | e | | | |__ e __| | |__| | e | |__| W|___________| W | || |\ \ | || | \ \ | || | \ \ | || | ) ) | || | | | | || | | | | || | |__| YEAH WELL ME NEITHER |__||__| ||__ || || ~~~~` / / / / cfbd ~~ ~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-13.txt #3460 BLAGOJEVICH (Sat, 2008 Dec 13) . '.'.*. .*.'.' . *. '. \ \ * * / / .' .* *._ '. \*88888 88888*/ .' _.* *._ '-. *8*___~*8*~___*8* .-' _.* * '--.8.-~` ~-Y-~ `~-.8.--' * '--.___*/ .----. .----. \*___.--' * 8| \____/ _ \____/ |8 * jgs '---.|\ / \ /.---' ||'-----' '-----' || || *BLAGOJEVICH* SURE SOUNDS A LOT LIKE *BLOG* TO ME || || || || || AND THAT'S NEVER GOOD |/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-16.txt #3159 GOD HELP ME II (Sat, 2008 Feb 16) OKAY I'D LIKE TO AMEND MY PREVIOUS "GOD HELP ME" REGARDING ALLAH _________________ NOT BEING SIMILARLY INCLINED |'-========OoO===='-. __ | ||'-.____'-.'-.____'-. (**\ SERIOUSLY IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK | || | | | | -.' \ IT'S BECAUSE I KEEP SENDING ALLAH '-| | | | | , .` LETTERS, FOLLOWING HIM HOME FROM '-|______|__|______| /__| WORK AND LEAVING UNWANTED PRESENTS // || FOR HIM AND THAT'S WHY HE FILED A -' -' RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-02.txt #3145 BASKETBALL (Sat, 2008 Feb 2) -| -' | WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF BASKETBALL -' | __ DIDN'T FUCKING SUCK DONKEY DICKS ==wkm=====|'\/ () /| `O /` : REGRETTABLY WE DO NOT LIVE IN SUCH A WORLD /\ \ \ ` ` ____________________________________ ///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-23.txt #3256 POOR FURRIES (Fri, 2008 May 23) __ /^\ .' \ / :.\ / \ | :: \ / /. \ / ::: | | |::. \ / :::'/ | / \::. | / :::'/ `--` \' `~~~ ':'/` POOR FURRIES / ( / 0 _ 0 \ WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO ANYONE \/ \_/ \/ -== '.' | '.' ==- /\ '-^-' /\ \ _ _ / OH YEAH THEY HAVE A DISGUSTING .-`-((\o/))-`-. FETISH WHICH CLEARLY INDICATES _ / //^\\ \ _ THAT THEY NEED TO BE PUT DOWN ."o".( , .:::. , )."o". |o o\\ \:::::/ //o o| \ \\ |:::::| // / \ \\__/:::::\__// / \ .:.\ `':::'` /.:. / \':: |_ _| ::'/ jgs `---` `"""""` `---` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-23.txt #3379 PETA (Tue, 2008 Sep 23) _ _ (c\-.--/a) |q: p /\_ _____ __\(_/ ).' '---._.---'` '---.__ / (Y_)_/ / : \-._ \ !!!!,,, \_))'-'; ( _/ \ '\\_ !!II!!!!!IIII,, \_ \ / \_ '.\ !IIsndIIIII!!!!,,\ /_ \ |----.___ '-. \'.__ !!!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII\ | '--._.-' _) \ | `'--' '''!!!!IIIIIII/ .',, ((___.-' / / '''!!!!/ _/!!!!IIIIIII!!!!!,,,,,;,;,,,..... | /IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII | \ ''IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII \_,) '''''!!!!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! ''''''''''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A PETA MEMBER AND I THINK THAT WE SHOULD ALL TREAT ANIMALS ETHICALLY WHICH MEANS THAT WE SHOULD LET THEM OUT OF CAPTIVITY AND NOT HAVE PETS OR DO ANYTHING TO ANIMALS AT ALL EVER BECAUSE WE'RE SO TOTALLY MEAN AFTER ALL ONE THING'S FOR SURE FROM THOSE NATURE SHOWS: ANIMALS SURE DO TREAT EACH OTHER ETHICALLY YES SIRREE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-26.txt #3320 SARAH SILVERMAN (Sat, 2008 Jul 26) .-"""-. SARAH SILVERMAN NEEDS DICK -- AND URGENTLY / o\ | o 0).-. TO WIT: MINE | .-;(_/ .-. \ / /)).---._| `\ , '. ' /(( `'-./ _/| \ .' ) .-.;` / '. | `\-' '._ -' / (PLEASE FORGIVE THE VISUALIZATION OF A jgs ``""--`------` BABY OTTER AS OUR ART DEPARTMENT SUCKS) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-02.txt #3388 GORF (Thu, 2008 Oct 2) .-'"'-. / `. ,' \ | ,' `. | | ___ | \ ( . ) / '-.:.-' .:. ::: GURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF I HATED GORF ::: [lf] ::. ':: ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-16.txt #3402 HAX (Thu, 2008 Oct 16) . ,-. "=m'_7_ ) '--. \ WTF HAX )___\ ,-; .' _AsH \/ ,--., [__.-']/ ~' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-17.txt #3403 PBUH (Fri, 2008 Oct 17) IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU'LL NOTICE THAT THIS ASCII ART IS A PORTRAIT OF MUHAMMAD . tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-03.txt #3389 WALL STREET/MAIN STREET (Fri, 2008 Oct 3) EET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL ST REET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL S TREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WAL L STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WA LL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET W ALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STRE ______________ WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL ST |############## REET MAIN ST __ ALL STREE __ N STREET WALL STREET M |############## _____________| |_____ A _( ) IN STREET WALL STREET |############## UUUUUUUUUUUUU|__|UUUUU| ,-' )_ MAIN STREET WALL ST |############## UUU_UUUUUU_UUUUUU_UUUU|( ( / ) REET MAIN STREET W | __ __ _ UU|_|UUUU|_|UUUU|_|UUU|. \ ) _) ) ALL STREET MAIN ST | | | | | | UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU| `. . ) ) REET WALL STREET M | |__| |__| |_ ======================|(_ | ) _) AIN STREET WALL STR | __ __ __ |(__(_|____)_______________________| __ __ _ | |__| |__| |__| |uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,'.uuu| | | | | | | |__| |__| |__| |uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,' `.u| |__| |__| |_ ======================|uuuu_uuuuuu_uuuuuu_uuuuu,'__ __`. __ __ __ |uuu| |uuuu| |uuuu| |uuuu|| | | || __ __ _ | |__| |__| |__| |uuu|_|uuuu|_|uuuu|_|uuuu||__| |__|| | | | | | | |__| |__| |__| |=_====__================' | |__| |__| |_ ======================|| | | | __ __ __ __ __ |______________ ___ __ ________ ||__| |__| | | | | | | | | | ||+++++++++++++_ ||_|_|| | | | || _______ |__| |__| |__| |__| |__||++.-------.+| ||_|_||- | | -| ||| | | |++| | |+|_ |_|_|| | | |_____||| |o | _ ____________ _ |++| |- |+++ ---. _|--|__|--|_____|||===| |_|_|_ /_|__|_______| _|_|++|___|___|+++ ----`. ___ ;---'---' | |_-| |__ | \ --(_)-'_ _\___________/________|____/_'-(_)-----(_)-' _\____|________\__ jrei____________________________________________________________________ EET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL ST REET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL S TREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WAL L STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WA LL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET W ALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-27.txt #3321 NEW INNOVATIONS (Sun, 2008 Jul 27) .,,-~&, ,~"~. { /`,__\`. > :::: { `}'~.~/\ \ <, ?::; I HAVE A GREAT IDEA {`}'\._/ ) } l_ f ,__/ l_,'`/ ,__}--{_. { `.__.' ( / } LET'S ORGANIZE A RAVE AND THEN JUST \ \ ) ) / ! GAS ALL THE PEOPLE THAT COME \'\`-'`-' / , 1 J; \ \___l,-_,___.' /1 ! Y k____-~'-l_____.' | l / THEN START IT UP ALL OVER AGAIN /===#=l l f IN ANOTHER LOCATION EVERY FEW WEEKS f 8 I===I=I t ! 8 f } Y \l | } THE BEAUTY OF THE IDEA: THEY'LL NEVER \ \ l Y; CATCH ON BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL HIGH `. \ } | !`, \ | | l / } ,1 | l/ / !l ,l / ,' ! \ \ / /! ! \ \ /_,f_l l___j. \ (_ \l_ `_ ,.-'`--( `.,'`. Y\__Y`--' `-'~x__J j' > ,/ ,^' mab f__J File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-22.txt #3378 THE FERRET WITH THE PECULIAR NAME (Mon, 2008 Sep 22) _,-/\^---, ;"~~~~~~~~"; _/;; ~~ {0 `---v ;" ::::: :: "\_ _/ ;; ~ _../ ;" ;; ;;; \___/:: ;;,'~~~~ ;" ;;;;. ;; ;;; :: ,/ / ;; ;;;______;;;; ;;; ::,/ I MET A NICE GIRL AT THE BAR /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_ ;;; ,/ AND ASKED HER TO SHOW ME "GAPE" | :/ / ,/ \_ ~~)/ |:| / /~~~= \;; \~~= PLEASE GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE ;:;{::~~~~~~= \__~~~= GUTTER IT'S THE NAME OF HER FERRET ;~~:; ~~~~~~~~~ Targon ~~~~~~ \/~~ OR WAIT WAS IT HER BEAVER I FORGET File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-22.txt #3255 THE REHABILITATION ACT (Thu, 2008 May 22) ||====================================================================|| ||//$\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//$\\|| ||(100)==================| FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE |================(100)|| ||\\$// ~ '------========--------' \\$//|| ||<< / /$\ // ____ \\ \ >>|| ||>>| 12 //L\\ // ///..) \\ L38036133B 12 |<<|| ||<<| \\ // || <|| >\ || |>>|| ||>>| \$/ || $$ --/ || One Hundred |<<|| ||====================================================================||>|| ||//$\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//$\\||<|| ||(100)==================| FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE |================(100)||>|| ||\\$// ~ '------========--------' \\$//||\|| ||<< / /$\ // ____ \\ \ >>||)|| ||>>| 12 //L\\ // ///..) \\ L38036133B 12 |<<||/|| ||<<| \\ // || <|| >\ || |>>||=|| ||>>| \$/ || $$ --/ || One Hundred |<<|| ||<<| L38036133B *\\ |\_/ //* series |>>|| ||>>| 12 *\\/___\_//* 1989 |<<|| ||<<\ Treasurer ______/Franklin\________ Secretary 12 />>|| ||//$\ ~|UNITED STATES OF AMERICA|~ /$\\|| ||(100)=================== ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS =================(100)|| ||\\$//\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\$//|| ||====================================================================|| DEFACING ALL MY CASH WITH BRAILLE OBSCENITIES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-03.txt #3146 BACK OFF (Sun, 2008 Feb 3) | --====|====-- | .-"""""-. WHEN I CAME HOME FROM MY TRIP MY .'_________'. WANG WAS CRYING OUT FOR ATTENTION /_/_|__|__|_\_\ SO I BEAT IT BACK (OFF) ;'-._ _.-'; ,--------------------| `-. .-' |--------------------, ``""--..__ ___ ; ' ; ___ __..--""`` jgs `"-// \\.._\ /_..// \\-"` \\_// '._ _.' \\_// `"` ``---`` `"` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-17.txt #3160 VOTE RON PAUL (Sun, 2008 Feb 17) __.^^^.__ | |'.'| | , | _.\=/._ | VOTE RON PAUL /( |( )| ( \||\. ./|| . (\\ |\ | | /| )\ )`, ===|_._|===V ), / /( | |/ \| | (// , ( | (| | |) | ( /( \ ,| ( | ) | , )( ) ) /(=========== )\/ )/ / ( \ )\_|_/ |/ \ ' ( ) V \|_> / ) TO REALLY STEP ON YOUR OWN DICK YOU FUCKING MORON ) / `\/ ( ( \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-12.txt #3459 LOUSY T-SHIRT (Fri, 2008 Dec 12) __.-.__.-.__ .'\ '-.__.-' /'. / | ,_ | \ / | _/| \_ | \ '-._/ \.-""-./ \_.-' | ( ^ \^ ) | | \ == / | I RAPED O.J. SIMPSON IN PRISON AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS | /'--'\ | VERY NICE GOLDEN PLAQUE FROM THE BROWN FAMILY ACTUALLY jgs | | '._ _.' `""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-06.txt #3453 A TERRIBLE T-SHIRT IDEA (Sat, 2008 Dec 6) .-"''-. _ .' `( \ @/ ') ,--,__,-" / / \ / / _/ __| , |/ / .~ `\ / \ , | / .~ `\ ` / _/ _/ I SHOPPED AT WAL-MART AND ALL I .~ `\ ~~`__/ / GOT WAS THIS LOUSY MISCARRIAGE ~ `--'/ / / / / /' /jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-02.txt #3449 A PETITION TO CONGRESS FOR A REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES (Tue, 2008 Dec 2) __ .;_.'\ / ' \ /, Y | Y | DEAR CONGRESS OF THESE FUCKING UNITED STATES, |- Q -| | | \ | | DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IS ALREADY PLENTY FUCKED UP ENOUGH .^\_,_/^./~| |~~~~~~~~~| | LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE OR GET IT OFF THE BOOKS ||~~~;~~~|| | || ;)c:|| | BUT STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH IT YOU FUCKING FUCKS || '(; || | || ;)' || | SIGNED, THE UNITED STATES OF FUCKING AMERICA || {;} || | || ;)' || | ||:a(; || | || ;)' || | |'~~~~~~~'|/^\ .^~~~~~~~~~^\./ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~' PjP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-16.txt #3463 TERRIBLE SEQUEL (Tue, 2008 Dec 16) ___ ____ |___| (____) | | _) (_ YAY 4 ALCOHOL (THE TERRIBLE SEQUEL TO LEFT 4 DEAD) _/ \_/~~~~~~\ /~~~~~~/ \ (______( X X X ) | X X X \ / |______ )______( (_______/________\ ad File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-26.txt #3259 ZOMBIE II: THE RETURN OF THE ZOMBIE (Mon, 2008 May 26) /| __ / | ,-~ / Y :| // / | jj /( .^ >-"~"-v" / Y jo o | NUGGGGGH MUST TONGUE CARROTS ( ~T~ j >._-' _./ / "~" | Y _, | /| ;-"~ _ l / l/ ,-"~ \ \//\/ .- \ Y / Y* l I ! ]\ _\ /"\ (" ~----( ~ Y. ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-13.txt #3156 GAPE (Wed, 2008 Feb 13) / \ \ / \ | | \ | | | `. | | : ` | | \| | \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | \ \_-~ ~-_\ | \_ \ _.--------.______\| | \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | \ . C ___) _______ (_(____> | / /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ / /\| C_____)| | (___> / \ | ( _C_____)\_______/ // _/ / \ | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | | \ \____) `---- --' | | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | | / | | \ | | | / \ \ | | / / | | \ | | / / \__/\___/ | | | / / | | | | | | | | | | AT THE VERY LEAST THE PORN INDUSTRY HAS INTRODUCED US ALL TO THE CONCEPT OF "GAPE" AND THAT'S REALLY NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-07.txt #3150 SNAKES ON A __________ (Thu, 2008 Feb 7) ---_ ......._-_--. (|\ / / /| \ \ / / .' -=-' `. / / .' ) SNAKES _/ / .' _.) / / o o _.-' / .' ON \ _.-' / .'*| \______.-'// .'.' \*| A \| \ | // .'.' _ |*| ` \|// .'.'_ _ _|*| SPACECRAFT OF SOME KIND ?!?!?!?!?!?!?! . .// .'.' | _ _ \*| \`-|\_/ / \ _ _ \*\ `/'\__/ \ _ _ \*\ /^| \ _ _ \* ' ` \ _ _ \ ASH+VK \_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-23.txt #3317 ANDROMEDA STRAIN (Wed, 2008 Jul 23) .--._ `. `-. .-' `. THIS IS JUST LIKE ANDROMEDA STRAIN .' _..:._ `. .--.' `. EXCEPT WITH LESS 70S AND MORE COCKSUCKING _.' \. .--.\ .' | | | `--. | .--| D `; /'\/ ,`---'@ .' .' '._ `-.__.' WAIT WAIT SORRY I WAS THINKING OF .' .' _.`---' JULIE STRAIN .'--'' . `-..__.--. jgs ~-= =-~_- `-..___( ===; SO NEVER MIND CARRY ON ~-= - - .' `---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-26.txt #3382 YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES (Fri, 2008 Sep 26) VOTE FOR ME AND I'LL BITE THE HEAD OFF BAD DUDES AND FIGHT ALLIGATORS, MY FRIENDS \ ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| REPUBLICAN PARTY | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | VOTE FOR ME AND HOPE AND CHANGE AND HOPE AND CHANGE AND HOPE AND CHANGE AND HOPE AND PERHAPS CHANGE \ ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| DEMOCRATIC PARTY | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE I LIKE STUFF AND THINGS BUT SOME THINGS ARE BAD AND HURF DURF I EAT MY OWN SHIT \ ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| GREEN PARTY | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | VOTE FOR ME AND I WILL BE SO SHOCKED I'LL PULL MY PANTS DOWN AND SET MY OWN HAIR FIRE \ ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| LIBERTARIAN PARTY | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-07.txt #3393 HOROLOGISTS (Tue, 2008 Oct 7) __ .;_.'\ / ' \ /, Y | Y | I WAS GOING TO BE A HOROLOGIST |- Q -| | BUT THEN I DISCOVERED IT ISN'T WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE | \ | | .^\_,_/^./~| |~~~~~~~~~| | ||~~~;~~~|| | || ;)c:|| | || '(; || | || ;)' || | || {;} || | || ;)' || | ||:a(; || | || ;)' || | |'~~~~~~~'|/^\ .^~~~~~~~~~^\./ PjP ~~~~~~~~~~~~~' _ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-13.txt #3399 A POX (Mon, 2008 Oct 13) _\\''/ -- o_o // .__/ A POX ON BOTH MY BALLS / _/ ,` , \ |\ \_)___ ) \___,.-._) / / /\ | | |-\ |--..___/| \_____/__(__`-,--._.' gnv File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-12.txt #3398 THE SHIELD (Sun, 2008 Oct 12) `-. .-` .-`-. _-' `- / .' `-. \ : _.-^:'--.._ _..--':^''-._ : _-':..-' / `V` \ '--:'-. | / ^ \ : '. | / .':'. \ | : \ _' : '_ / : BEATING OFF WHILE WATCHING : _-'``;'''` : `''';``'-. : THE FINAL SEASON OF THE SHIELD \_- | ' . : . ' | './ IS: .` \ :, . : . ,: / `. / : .' .o. '. : \ [ ] INAPPROPRIATE | \ / . - ` . . ` - . \ / | / '>=.' '.=<' \ _' [X] REQUIRED _ | `-,_ ` ' _,-` | _>- -_ | / - ' \ | _- `. (PLEASE CHECK ONE) `-_ | \ - . ' / | _-` '_/ \._..-^-._ '/ \.' `.-._ /' `-. _.-.` \ `''`. /`'' / \ `-_ _-' / \ `-_ .-` / _ : _...-' '...._ : _ `'':-'` `'-:-'` cjr '. .' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-06.txt #3392 HEAVEN'S GATE (Mon, 2008 Oct 6) /| || || || || .--._ || _.-"" ( / || .-. (_.-( `. \ || ) `-._ ( ( __. \ || __.-' ` .)._) ( ( _.-' `.`-._ || _.-" ) ) ) ( ( ( `. || .-' .' `. )` - .) (( .-' .-' `. `-. || .' .' ) ) - . ) ) ( ( .-' `-. \ __/\__ / .' `-. `. ) ) `. ( _.-' `. `. _( | : `-. ) `-. ) ( ( .'.-' `. / ) / .' .'`. `-. ) _.-' (.-' ( .-' `. `. | ,'| | .' .' ) ) ( ( .' `. `.,' / | \.' : `-._`-. `-. `.)`.) `-._ ( .' . ,' / \ \ .' )`. ) ( ( .' / ,-""-./\ \ `. `-. ) )`-._.-' `-. .' | / __.. `| / .-' \ .' .' | | /_ _\/ / `-. `. ) .-' `-._.' | \ ) (| | / `-._ ,; |.' \ / | ` . _.-' ""-._ / )`--'| | `._.-' / /`-..-' /_..-' ; _/ | ,' `. | | `.__.-' '.__.' `. | \ `. | . | \ | . ,' | HEAVEN'S GATE II: .' | ,' | THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL .' / | / | | | / | | | | / \ / / | / .: | / . .: | jro / .: .: ,' ,' .: .::__.-| -..__ : __,,..-' \ | / |'''' / ( .' ,' \_ `. `..' `.__; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-27.txt #3383 CRYSIS WARHEAD (Sat, 2008 Sep 27) _____ ___/ \___ `-._) (_,-` \O _ O/ \ - / `-( CRYSIS WARHEAD: || _||_ LESS BULLSHIT ALIEN BASE STUFF, |-..-| MORE GOOD OL' KOREAN KILLING |/. \| |\__/| (NOTE IT'S NORTH KOREANS SO IT'S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE) ._|//\\|_, `-(( ))-' __\\//__ gnv >_ /\ _<, ' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-22.txt #3316 RIDGES (Tue, 2008 Jul 22) _.._ .' .-'` HAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW THE WORD QUR'AN LOOKS LIKE KLINGON / / | | HINT: THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THEY'RE BAD GUYS \ '.___.; jgs '._ _.' (THE TURBANS HIDE THE FOREHEAD RIDGES YOU SEE) `` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-06.txt #3149 POINT FOUR (Wed, 2008 Feb 6) o o o o o / \ | / o _____ o | / __ /~~~\/`____ `\ /,-~ `~-_|/_ \` -----------------------------< ~ ` ; / \ `~-___,-/``\ / / | \ n / / POINT FOUR OF o` | o /`~~` / ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS o /` / IS THAT YOU SHOULDN'T o /` \ \ MENTION IT TO ANYONE OUTSIDE /` /`\`\ OF AA BECAUSE THEY'LL NOT / / `\`\ BE INTERESTED IN YOUR | / `\`\ / FUCKING PROBLEMS / ~~` OR AT LEAST THAT WOULD BE THE FOURTH POINT IF I WERE IN CHARGE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-12.txt #3155 LEFTY (Tue, 2008 Feb 12) //// !!!! _ \\\\ MY BONER HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST MY RIGHT HAND ! -'/ _ |||| \ / \`-'''| \__| \ / ) | \__\_ SO TONIGHT I'M PUNISHING IT LEFTY ejm / | \ ( \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-27.txt #3260 SMILEY FACE (Tue, 2008 May 27) ___ ,-'" "`-. FUCKING FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK ,'_ `. / / \ ,- \ I'M A SMILEY FACE BUT YOU DON'T OWN ME __ | \_0 --- | / | | | YOU DEMANDING FUCKERS I HAVE A LIFE TOO \ \ `--.______,-/ | ___) \ ,--"" ,/ | FUCKING GOD I HATE ALL OF YOU MAKING ME / _ \ \-_____,- / DO A LITTLE DANCE IN FRONT OF YOU SO YOU \__-/ \ | `. ,' CAN GET ON WITH OUR LIVES \___/ < '--------' \__/\ | Wny I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU \__//N I HATE YOU WITH A PURE HATE THAT EXISTS OUTSIDE OF TIME AND SPACE BEFORE MATTER, BEFORE ENERGY, BEFORE THE GODS THEMSELVES MY HATE WAS THERE SO FUCKING HAVE A FUCKING NICE FUCKING DAY (QUIET SOBBING) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-17.txt #3464 A REGULAR DINOSAUR (Wed, 2008 Dec 17) ISN'T A TRICERATOPS BASICALLY JUST A REGULAR DINOSAUR BUT WITH TWO GIANT HARDENED STICKS OF POO STICKING OUT OF ITS FACE __.--'~~~~~`--. .. __. .-~ ~-. ((\ / `}.~ `. \\\ .{ } / \ \ (\ \\~~ } | } \ \`.-~ -@~ } ,-,. | ) \ (___ ) _} ( : | / / `._ `----._-~. _\ \ |_ \ / /-.__ `._ ~~----~~ \ \| ~~--~~~( + / ~-._ ~-._ / / \ \ ~--.,___~_-_. __/ / _\ ) .<___.' .<___/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-03.txt #3450 CMSG NEWGROUP (Wed, 2008 Dec 3) ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 8 .d88 8 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooood8888 8 8888888888888888888888888P" 8888 oooooooooooooooo 8 8888888888888888888888P" 8888 8 8 8 8888888888888888888P" 8888 8 d8 8 8888888888888888P" 8888 8 d88 8 8888888888888P" 8888 8 d888 8 8888888888P" 8888 8 d8888 8 8888888P" 8888 8 d88888 8 8888P" 8888 8 d888888 8 8888oooooooooooooooooooooocgmm8888 8 d8888888 8 .od88888888888888888888888888888888 8 d88888888 8888888888888888888888888888888888888 8 d888888888 8 d8888888888 ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 8 d88888888888 d ...oood8b 8 d888888888888 d ...oood888888888888b 8 d8888888888888 d ...oood88888888888888888888888b 8d88888888888888 dood8888888888888888888888888888888888b CAN I SUBSCRIBE TO ALT.FAN.CHANGE.CHANGE.CHANGE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-29.txt #3476 PAYING THE JIZYA (Mon, 2008 Dec 29) . \ | / _\|/_ .' ' ' '. ___ _.|.--.--.|.___.--'___`-. .'.'|| | ||`----'"` ``'` .'.' ||()|()|| .___..-'.' / \ PAYING THE JIZYA IS STICKIER `----'"` / .-. \ THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE (.'.(___).'.) `.__.-.__.' jgs |_| |_| `.`-'.' `"` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-15.txt #3462 GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE (Mon, 2008 Dec 15) _ _(<`O , MY BALLS ARE HALAAL ==-( >`-/ \ ,< \ / > MK/ejm ---'--- `---'- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-01.txt #3448 BRUSH FIRES (Mon, 2008 Dec 1) ,. ( . ) . " (" ) )' ,' ) . (` '` .; ) ' (( (" ) ;(, (( ( ;) " )" _"., ,._'_.,)_(..,( . )_ _' )_') (. _..( '..jb I WONDER WHEN THE FIRST BRUSH FIRE IS GOING TO BE BLAMED ON FAR CRY 2 PLAYERS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-31.txt #3264 THE HAPPENING (Sat, 2008 May 31) __ IS IT JUST ME OR IS M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN /\ \ GETTING REALLY LAZY WITH HIS MOVIE TITLES / /\ \ / /__\_\ "THE MOVIE" mn \/_____/ "REMEMBER SIXTH SENSE WAS AWESOME ??!?!?! WATCH ME" OR MAYBE "THE PREMISE" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-25.txt #3258 FAMOUS NATHAN'S (Sun, 2008 May 25) I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT FAMOUS NATHAN'S IT IS STILL UNKNOWN EXACTLY WHAT NATHAN IS FAMOUS FOR BUT IT IS PRESUMED TO BE DISGUSTING _ _ ( \ / ) \ \.-------------./ / \( )/ `.___________.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-04.txt #3147 FOREVER KNIGHT (Mon, 2008 Feb 4) ,, ,, ,\\//, ,\\//, ,\\\///, ,, SITTING UP LATE EATING FUNYUNS AND ,\\\///, \\\\//// ,\\//, WATCHING RERUNS OF FOREVER KNIGHT \\\\//// \\\/// ,\\\///, \\\/// ###### \\\\//// ###### ////\\\\ \\\/// ////\\\\ /////\\\\\###### /////\\\\\//////\\\\////\\\\ //////\\\\\\/,///\\\/////\\\\\ //////_?_\\\\(_) //////\\\\\\, .'`---`'. _j_///////\\\\\(_) /.'a a \.'`---`'. |: ^ /.'d\ /b \ \' www |: ^ | LIKE A USELESS TOOL '._____.'\' VVV / jgs '._____.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-10.txt #3153 SUPREME COMMANDER (Sun, 2008 Feb 10) .-----. ,' - - `. _ _____/

\_____ _ /_|| ||`-._____.-`|| ||-\ WHERE DID MY DAY GO / _||===|| ||===|| _\ |- _||===||===========||===||- _| \___||___||___________||___||___/ \\|/// \_:_:_:_:_:_/ \\\|// | _| |_________| | _| | _| /( ======= )\ | _| \\||// /\ `-.___.-' /\ \\||// (o ) /_ '._______.' _\ ( o) /__/ \ | _| |_ _| / \__\ ///\_/ |_ _| | _| \_/\\\ ///\\_\ \ _/ \ _/ /_//\\\ \\|//_/ ///|\\\ ///|\\\ \_\\|// \\\|/// \\\|/// /- _\\ // _\ | _|| ||- _| I JUST SAT DOWN TO PLAY SOME ,/\____|| || ___/\, SUPREME COMMANDER A MINUTE AGO /|\___`\,| |,/'___/|\ |||`.\\ \\ // //,'||| \\\\_//_// \\_\\_//// LGB/fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-19.txt #3252 ORIENTATE (Mon, 2008 May 19) .------.____ .-' \ ___) .-' \\\ .-' ___ \\) LOOK AT ME .-' / (\ |) __ \ ( | | I USE THE WORD "ORIENTATE" / \ \__'| | / \____).-' BECAUSE I EAT DICK .' / | / . / | .' / \/ | / / \ | / / _|_ \ / /\ /\ \ / /__v__\ ' | | | .#| VK |#. .##| |#######| |#######| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-19.txt #3375 PEANUT BUTTER ANALOG (Fri, 2008 Sep 19) ,-"""-. I HATE IT WHEN THE POO STICKS TO THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH / - -'. db, 0 0 '---. IN THAT SENSE IT'S A LOT LIKE PEANUT BUTTER 88b, \ 8888 0 | 8888, '.____,'/ ONLY POO IS MUCH TASTIER Y88P \ .------' jgs `` |=( / ', | \ | \ | | ; | | | ,_(__/ / `--\ .-' WAIT THIS IS A SNOOPY FROM PEANUTS, NOT PEANUT BUTTER | ||__ / '--.` FUCK OUR OUTSOURCED ART DEPARTMENT '------` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-20.txt #3314 BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY (Sun, 2008 Jul 20) _____ / _))) / / 6 6 ( ( \ WILMA FROM BUCK ROGERS ?!?!?!?!?!?? / ,' __= / _ ) /_ ) UNF UNF UNF ( /\__~__|( /\/__)__) ) ( /\ (_ \| \__'/ \ :o / \ /\ _/ ) \/ | | | | | ) | EWWW SHE'S ALL OLD NOW /| ) / |________| UNF UNF UNF ANYWAY BECAUSE I'M A REAL TROOPER | / \ | |/ ____\!_______ / )\ /( '-.\_ .. b'ger /,/ .. . File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-08.txt #3302 THE V-WORD (Tue, 2008 Jul 8) ___ //))))) )))@_@) IDLY GLANCING AT WOMEN'S MAGAZINES ON THE ((( = ) MAGAZINE STAND OF GROCERY STORES HAS TAUGHT ))) -(_ __ ME A NEW WORD: VA-JAY-JAY / `-'\\ /,\\\` /__| )y | APPARENTLY DEMONSTRATING THAT WOMEN ARE TOO < \ (\_/ STUPID TO PRONOUNCE WORDS PROPERLY ????? `.\ \ {>>>` | /`-'\____| / c \\ / (C \_ _))\ `-'-._/ \ / /\ \ / ,' `. \ WAIT SHOW ME YOUR BA-BOO-BAYS / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-25.txt #3381 FOOT-RELATED EMPLOYMENT (Thu, 2008 Sep 25) _ ( \nnnn / / I'M SEXUALLY AROUSED BY FEET BECAUSE EVIDENTLY (` \ / I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW GENITALIA ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK `-. \/ `, ) `` BP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-10.txt #3396 ENCELADUS (Fri, 2008 Oct 10) ___ ,-`. .-~~ ~~-.,-~ _~ #` `._- .` _-~. CASSINI FLIES WITHIN 25 KILOMETERS OF ENCELADUS | _- | rwb ` _-~ ' . _-~`. _-~ .' ENCELADUS DECLARES WAR ,-' _,-~`-__ __-' ,.-~` . ~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-04.txt #3390 TRUE STORY: THE ANT SPEAKS (Sat, 2008 Oct 4) \ / \ / I'M AN ANT \.-./ (o\^/o) _ _ _ __ ./ \.\ ( )-( )-( ) .-' '-. {-} \(// || \\/ ( )) '-. //-__||__.-\\. .-' (/ () \)'-._.-' || || \\ MJP (' (' ') File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-05.txt #3391 FOR ALL MANKIND (Sun, 2008 Oct 5) ____ /___.`--.____ .--. ____.--( .'_.- ( ) -._'. WE CAME IN PEACE .'.' |'..'| '.'. FOR FUCK'S SAKE .-. .' /'--.__|____|__.--'\ '. .-. (O).)-| | \ | | / | |-(.(O) `-' '-'-._'-./ \.-'_.-'-' `-' WHY AREN'T WE BACK YET _ | | '-.________.-' | | _ .' _ | | | __ | | | _ '. / .' ''.| | / \ | |.'' '. \ | |( )| '. || || .' |( )| | \ '._.' '. | \ / | .' '._.' / '.__ ______'.|__'--'__|.'______ __.' .'_.-| |------| |-._'. //\\ | |--::--| | //\\ // \\ | |--::--| | // \\ // \\| /|--::--|\ |// \\ / '._.-'/|_______/ |--::--| \_______|\`-._.' \ / __..--' /__|--::--|__\ `--..__ \ / / '-.|--::--|.-' \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ _.-' `-._ _..||.._ _.-` '-._ '--..__..--' LGB '-.____.-' '--..__..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-11.txt #3397 PROPOSITION 8 (Sat, 2008 Oct 11) _ _ < > _ _ < > | | < > _ /\ < > | | | | | | < > /\ @\\__| |_| |_| |_| |_| |__//@ \ _ _ _ _ / / /| | | | | | | | | |\ \ / / | | | | | | | | | | \ \ IF YOU VOTE NO ON PROPOSITION 8 / / | | | | | | | | | | \ \ AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS RIGHT ??? / / | | | | | | | | | | \ \ / / | | | | | | | | | | \ \ / / | | | | | | | | | | \ \ GAYS GROWING ON TREES | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \ \ | | | | | | | | | | / / \ \ | | | | | | | | | | / / \ \___| |_| |_| |_| |_| |___/ / AND I MEAN TRAIN-ALBINO-TIGERS GAYS \__________ ___________/ NOT JUST-PREFER-DUDES GAYS / \ /________\wcs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-30.txt #3386 MARKETS (Tue, 2008 Sep 30) __ _|_ |+-==| .'.':`.`. | |+--=| / / | \ \ NOM NOM NOM STOCK MARKET EQUITY /'\ '+ -=| ^^^^^^^^^^^ //|\\ =| &C O__u | u O~ O ^^^^^ /\_u/\/uuu|uuu\/\ &C /|\_@| C__@ /) ( '--------' ,| /\_ \@@@@|@@\/\ /_| \_\ | /_| | ( ( `,o--------') /| / | /|\ |\ /'\ /__\ /`' | <| _|_ //|\\ /| /> /|\ \` .'.':`.`. ^^^^^ / / | \ \ %%|%% O _|_ ^^^^^^^^^^^ %%%|%%%_/\\ .'.':`.`. C_/ | '-------' ) / / | \ \ d}<|8888|888 {b | / \ ^^^^^^^^^^^ _888/\_88888|8888_/\ /|\ | \ ~C | O '--|(-------+----' ,| /),\_ O | \/|\/ | |_\ | \ | |/_( o /( ) /|\####|###### O | | \ /|\ | \\ (`' )_( \|'-----------'/\\ /\ / | |\ | _o / ) |/ /|\ (`' /| /> \ \ ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-24.txt #3380 ALL THE WASTED EFFORT (Wed, 2008 Sep 24) , LOOK AT ALL THE WASTED EFFORT THAT GOES INTO WIKIPEDIA |\ /\/ \/| ,_ ; \/` '; , \_', IF ONLY WE COULD HARNESS THESE PEOPLES' ENERGIES \ / AND EFFORTS INTO SOMETHING MORE CONSTRUCTIVE '. .' /`. jgs `~~` , /\ `"` OH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING OF WIKIPEDOS . `" CAN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING USEFUL AT ALL THAT'S WHY THEY'RE WIKIPEDOS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-09.txt #3303 SAVING THROW (Wed, 2008 Jul 9) ______ .==<_\),__) ,o(_/) /| ///// /___/ | OKAY TOO MUCH BOOZE TIME FOR MY SAVING THROW-UP //// ___/ // \ / /-' / , / ( | | \ \ | ) | | / / \ / GET IT ( / | / \/ (/ S-v File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-21.txt #3315 INIMITABLE (Mon, 2008 Jul 21) .-~~\ / \ _ ~x .-~_)_ I'M IN THE INIMITABLE SNOWMAN ~x".-~ ~-. _ ( / \ _ || T o o Y || ==:l l < ! I;== \\ \ .__/ / // \\ ,r"-,___.-'r.// WAIT WAIT I GOT THE ADJECTIVE WRONG }^ \.( ) _.'//. PLEASE COME BACK / }~Xi--~ // \ Y Y I\ \ " Y | | |o\ \ | | l_l Y T | l "o l_j ! Row \ / FUCK ___,.---^. o .^---.._____ "~~~ " ~ ~~~" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-18.txt #3374 BUG RESOLUTION (PART VII OF THE LECTURE ON THE LIFECYCLE OF A BUG) (Thu, 2008 Sep 18) .--.._ | _ ` ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE THERE'S NO WAY IN THIS BUG DATABASE fsc |(") TO RESOLVE THIS BUG AS "RESOLVED/PLEASE KILL YOURSELF" J' `. |/,\' BECAUSE THAT SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY NEEDED HERE |\|/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-11.txt #3154 MILF (Mon, 2008 Feb 11) ,"=-. / _),`'". ( /a( ), ) IF YOU'RE LIKE ME ) C = = ?/ ( )) (_ o-< ) ( `-' \; ( \_ ( | \ ) )| \_/} YOU BEAT OFF TO MILF PORN \ \ \(_;/-|_) )/) `._,--/ / / `!__!! ( (_o)) AND THEN FEEL BAD ABOUT IT ---`-._, )--- ------( / |---- | ( | :__/|\_; \ |/ )(\_ /_)--` gpyy \_! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-18.txt #3251 TOM SIZEMORE (Sun, 2008 May 18) ___ ____ ________ ,"_ ,`==='`.'__....__`--. ,',' | ,o@@@@@@@@@@o. \ , /___| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@b \ || "| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@b| TOM SIZEMORE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY || ()|| ,@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: || , || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ||(|)|| '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@//D I GUESS THE QUESTION REALLY IS WHY || ' || '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@P *WOULDN'T* I WANT TO WATCH HIS PORN MOVIES || , || `@@@@@@@@@@@@/@'| ||(|)|| CCD `@@@@@@@@@@' | || ' | '----------'"""""_, | || , |`. S O N Y | | :|(|)| | | | `| '| ::............:: , |\__| ::::::::::::::::----" : '::::::::::::::' \ ; Bob_R `---------------" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-05.txt #3148 RIGHTS REVOKED (Tue, 2008 Feb 5) ___________ \ / )_______( |"""""""|_.-._,.---------.,_.-._ | | | | | | ''-. | |_| |_ _| |_..-' |_______| '-' `'---------'` '-' )"""""""( /_________\ IN THE PRIMARIES LET'S VOTE FOR PEOPLE WHO'VE `'-------'` ALREADY CLEARLY DROPPED OUT SHOWING THAT WE'RE .-------------. NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT'S GOING ON AND jgs/_______________\ THUS SHOULD HAVE OUR VOTING RIGHTS REVOKED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-24.txt #3257 THE EARLIEST CLOCKS (Sat, 2008 May 24) _____ _.'_____`._ THE EARLIEST CLOCKS WERE BASED ON LITTLE MORE THAN POO .'.-' 12 `-.`. /,' 11 1 `.\ IT WAS NOT THE MOST ACCURATE SYSTEM, GRANTED // 10 / 2 \\ ;; / :: BUT IT WAS A START || 9 ----O 3 || :: ;; \\ 8 4 // \`. 7 5 ,'/ FURTHERMORE THE FIRST ATTEMPT AT STANDARDIZED WEIGHT '.`-.__6__.-'.' AND LENGTH MEASUREMENTS WERE ALSO POO-BASED ((-._____.-)) _)) ((_ HENCE THE EXPRESSION "HEAVY AS A KING'S TURD" '--'SSt '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-30.txt #3263 POSTAL (Fri, 2008 May 30) ..--""| | | | .---' (\-.--| |---------. / \) \ | | \ NOT SURE WHICH IS LAMER: |:. | | | | |:. | |o| | 1. UWE BOLL'S MOVIES |:. | `"` | |:. |_ __ __ _ __ / OR `""""`""|=`|"""""""` |=_| 2. FAGGOTS WHO WRITES PETITIONS jgs |= | BEGGING UWE BOLL TO MAKE BETTER MOVIES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-14.txt #3461 EXCEPTIONS (Sun, 2008 Dec 14) _______ ___________________________.'.------` '---------------------------.' `. .' YAY ANOTHER DEBATE REGARDING .-//`. .' ERROR CODES VS. EXCEPTIONS .' .//.'/`================' =[=:====:=]= \\|| HI FUCKFACES IT'S TWO THOUSAND FUCKING EIGHT '. `--' .' LGB \_| `- -' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-28.txt #3475 MOUTHAL (Sun, 2008 Dec 28) ____ WARNING: THIS PIZZA IS COMING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO MY MOUTHAL AREA / \ u u| _______ \ | .-''#%&#&%#``-. = / ((%&#&#&%&VK&%&)) | `-._#%&##&%_.-' /\/\`--. `-."".-' | | \ /`./ |\/| \ `-' / || | \ / VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-06.txt #3270 ED BEGLEY, JR. (Fri, 2008 Jun 6) \| ... -:. //||\\ _. `::::' Q Q ``::::::+. ._"__.' \ ____ `==' _._ .' ` .' .:- .-. ` .' '.') ' _` /||. __.--|_.' ' : ( \/' /\\ /,=-U' ' : `. `. /U ' ' . ( -._.---" ....-----( ' . ` -. ) .%\%:%\ '`. ` ` .' _ ( .%::%:%:%:....--`--..-' \ ( ``-.\%:%'' \ \ \\ ""\\-' `. \ `:-=/) `( ) ` .aa. / a:f_______________________________ a888a _________ ______... .."\Y8y .......------"""""" __.. . \\ -.o_ . __..--'' .-' `+ () `-' __..---""" ..........|_ `-. . '' ....:::::::::::::.\.' ) . .-' ````::::::''''.""" . .-' . . . . IS IT JUST ME OR IS ED BEGLEY, JR. THE KIND OF GUY WHO SHOULD BY ALL ACCOUNTS BE ALLOWED TO QUIETLY STARVE NOTE: ALLOWED, NOT FORCED WE ALL KNOW HE'LL DO THE DIRTY WORK HIMSELF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-12.txt #3276 SENTENCE DIAGRAMMING (Thu, 2008 Jun 12) ,d$b ,d$$P' ,d$$$' I'M FUCKIN' HOT SHIT ,d$$$P' ,d$PB$' ,d$$$P' d$$$P' d$$$P' ___,,---''\ d$$P' ___,,---'' \_/'\P' \ __ ,---,_ | _/' \ ,-" `\\ \ `)/`\ \ | \ )`-`\_-'"'\ \ \ `--'`\/ `\ ) \ DIAGRAM THAT FUCKIN' SENTENCE \ `\ `,_\-' \ \ \_,' \ \ ___,,---'' \___,,---'' pb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-17.txt #3342 A.B.S. (Sun, 2008 Aug 17) _____ | D | | I HAVE ANGRY BONER SYNDROME | | \___| _ || _______ -( (- |_'(-------) '-' | / _____,-\__..__|_____Pr59 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-27.txt #3139 UNIVERSAL COMBAT (Sun, 2008 Jan 27) _.,-----/=\-----,._ (__ ~~~"""""""~~~ __) | ~~~"""""""""~~~ | | | ; , , ; | | OKAY FOLKS !!!!! | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | UNIVERSAL COMBAT IS FINALLY A FREEWARE RELEASE !!!!!! | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | FINALLY MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE | | | | | | | | |. \_| | | |_/ .| `-,.__ ~~~ __.,-' DF ~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-03.txt #3328 SURFACE CONTROLLER (Sun, 2008 Aug 3) .,., (((((()) I'M A DAW SURFACE CONTROLLER ((('. .`) ((G \ |) ,~~~, __.(((` ~ , --. __ ,~~~~~, _---'\_\/.((\.:v: \ /_/`--_ ( )( )) <._ __(__ .| `"'. __)__ _.))( )((( `-/_/ \_\ `---' /_/_\_|.-' (( )( ))) \\\ `-------\\\-----' ))( )((( \,)))) \\\`-( (( )( ))) (!\/ `--. \ ---))( (((--- /!,' \ \ / (( ) ))) \ /.,.| \ \ / ` ))( ((( '\ \ /.,!.| \ \/ / \(( ) ))) )\ \/.,::.| \ / \ | \ |,::!.| \_/ \ | \_|:.:!!| ) | |.|:::!!| / | |.|!::!!| / | |.|!:::!| / Y \ `~|!!::!| ' ( \ |!!::.| ` `. \ |.!.:.| \ `. \ |.!...| \ |`. \ |...!.| \ | \ \|...!.| ) ) ) |..!!.| / ( / /|!.!!.| | \ | / |!.!!.| \ / | / |!_~-' ejm98 \ / | / `~ )( ) ( (__) (__ `. `._`.. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-22.txt #3439 TUNA & CLOROX (Sat, 2008 Nov 22) . , . L\ o .-""-. |\_ / (--> \ o .\ \'--.)_>_=/_( __ . \ )`-._/|_,( (==) o |_\ (_ ( \ /|~~| THIS CALLS FOR A LITTLE TUNA & CLOROX o . _.' `\ ) \_/\ \/ | | _ _.','\ _/\ (__'._/|()| |=/=/====\======/==| /` `\ \ ' . o . '-..-' o / / \ `'-.__ o' __.-'` ; _/\_ ; `'..'` ||` `|| || || || || || || jgs || | \____/ | _.' '._ | | < > \_.-""-._/ `""""""` `""""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-03.txt #3206 CHIEF INNOVATION OFFICER (Thu, 2008 Apr 3) ______________________ Q | | ___|\_.-, | I'M THE CHIEF S\ Q~\___ \| | |( )o 5) Q | INNOVATION |\\ \_ () | | \'. _'/'. | OFFICER .-. '-( x< \ | ,o /\, '. ) /'\\ |______ \'.__.----/ .'\ '.-'/ \\ snd '---'q__/.'__ ; / \\_ '---' '--' `"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-17.txt #3220 BLOGROLL II (Thu, 2008 Apr 17) __W__ /X___X\ (/= j =\) CHECK OUT MY BLOGROLL !!!!!! Y ^ Y _/' - '\_ | , \ `. )/7/ .) \ Y.__/__Y \ \ [________] \)/ / | | \ ( .-'--'-. ) \ ) ( / PSYCHE TURNS OUT IT'S JUST MY UNCUT COCK ) ) ( ( dew (_/ \_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-22.txt #3194 PLEASE LABEL (Sat, 2008 Mar 22) .--.--------.--. | ._. ._D90| PLEASE LABEL YOUR TRANSSEXUAL PORN AS SUCH | ((_)) ((_)) | BEFORE I GODDAMNED GO AND CLICK ON IT | `_______-' | [()/o o\()] I AM SOMEWHAT IMPAIRED BY ALCOHOL AND hjw "-/--"----"--\-" CANNOT MAKE THESE DISTINCTIONS FROM THUMBNAILS (\))--./)_.' ) ((_)/X~()/(_))( MIGHT I SUGGEST LABELS LIKE "TRANNY" OR "TS" OR .~(|/()~())\/)() "DISGUSTING" OR "ONLY CLICK ON THIS IF YOU'RE A FAG" `~(/\/_8(_) X_/ ((X_)\_X~(_) (_/ () `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-23.txt #3195 YUN-YUNS (Sun, 2008 Mar 23) ___ ,-""___""-. .;""'| |`"":. || | | | | || BUT I RESPECT YOU AS A *PERSON* !!!!! ||_|_|_|_|_|| // /| AND NOT JUST A HOLE TO PUT MY YUNYUNS IN /__ //| ,-""___""-. //|| .;""'| |`"":. // ||/| | | | || // ||_|_|_|_|_||// ||_________||/ NOW SHUT UP AND LIE DOWN || || '' ctr '' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-16.txt #3219 CREEPY GHOST (Wed, 2008 Apr 16) .o######0o. 0###########0. . o####" "######0. (## m#o ####( ######0 ._ ##.##"nn THIS JUST IN 0####o ###" ## (##o.######" o00o. 0#####o,##. ,#" "#######( ROGER EBERT STILL A CREEPY GHOST .0#####0. 0###########0 ######## .0#######0. "0#########" _.o###'"00" .0###########o._ ""################ _ . 0####" "#########################0 .0#0n0 #####. ""#####################" _ 0##### 0#####. "###################._.o##o.#####" "0#####..##mn ""############################# "0#######""_ ""##################"#####" ""####m###m ""############" #### .########""" .########" "##" ####"##"###o (0######" "" "##".###,## .o#o ""####. "##" .0############. .n##RADIUS####### File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-02.txt #3205 THE BUNNY OATH (Wed, 2008 Apr 2) |\ /| |\ /| | \ / | |\\ //| NO MORE BUNNIES (ALL FUCKED OUT) | | | | | \| |/ | \ | | / \ || || / POP, POOF, BANG \ |_| / \||_||/ .' '. .' '. AND THEN SUDDENLY FEATHERS SLOWLY | | |o o| FLOATING TO THE GROUND / \ /= Y =\ `'-. .-'` `'-.^.-'` (BUNNIES AREN'T MADE OF FEATHERS _| |_ _| |_ SO I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY /` `\ /` `\ CAME FROM) | / \ | | | |/ \| | ( ) | MY SOLEM PROMISE TO YOU: / \ /\ \ / /\ | .-~-. | | '._)_.' | WHEN I FUCK OUT A BUNNY I'M NOT \ { } / \ / DOING IT FOR ME OR FOR YOU OR jgs \ '-=-' / \ '.___.' / EVEN FOR THE BUNNY .--' ;---; '--. .--' \---/ '--. `-------' '-------` `-------' '-------` I'M DOING IT FOR ALL OF US File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-23.txt #3440 FOO FIGHTERS (Sun, 2008 Nov 23) ._ |* ; `*-. |"": IF I STARTED MY OWN BAND \ \ |"" I'D NAME IT "FOO FIGHTERS" . \ | : ` \ | \ \ | ; +. . \ | *._`-. ` \ | : .-*' `. `. _\ \.__..--**--...L_ _.-*' .'`*' / `*-._\ -. .-*"*+._ .' : ``*-._*. \ _J. .' .-*'`*-. ; `. \ / `.' .-*' _.-*'. .-' `-. `-.: _.'`-. +*' _.-*' `..-' `*-. `**' `-. `*' .-' ._ `*-._ `. [bug] .-' `.`-.____..+-**""' .*"`. ._.-' _.-*'':$$$;._$ / `. .-' `. _.-*' `*-.__T$P `"**--..__ : `. .'..-' \_.-*' `"**--..___.-*' `. `. _.-*' `. `:*' `. `. BECAUSE THAT IS A REALLY AWESOME NAME `* File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-26.txt #3138 UNITED NATIONS MESSENGER (Sat, 2008 Jan 26) .---. .---. / .-. `. .' .-. \ /-( `. `._______.' .' )-\ ( ) \ / ( ) `-' \ / `-' \ / \ / VK |`-^-'| I'M THE UNITED NATIONS MESSENGER OF URINE | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-02.txt #3327 THREE WISE MEN (Sat, 2008 Aug 2) | - * - | ___ ___ __ __ __ ((")) /(")\ {')\ {')\ {')\ ((-)) ,,o,,,, |\^/| |-\ \ |-\ \ |-\ \ | @ | \___/ | o | B| \_\ D| \_\ Q| \_\ |___| /\ /\ |___| |___| |___| |____| ldb WHAT THE FUCK HUFF HUFF HUFF THIS IS A LONG FUCKING RIDE THIS HAD BETTER BE IMPORTANT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-16.txt #3341 THE ART OF WAR II (Sat, 2008 Aug 16) ___ /___\_/ |\_/|<\ (`o`) ` __(\_ |\_ \ ~ /_.-`` _|__) ( ( ( ( /()/ _/`-` _.-`` `\| .-` ( .-. ( .- \ / `-._ \ (\_ /\/ `-.__-() `-|__)__/ / /``-. /_____8 \__/ / `-` ` />| / /| J L HEY FOLKS GET READY FOR THE ART OF WAR II `` | | NDT L___J POOR WESLEY SNIPES ( | .oO() MAYBE HE SHOULD HAVE PAID HIS TAXES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-13.txt #3277 DEAR PARENT (Fri, 2008 Jun 13) `~ _ _____ ` _ ~ 7____// DEAR INCONSIDERATE FUCKING PARENT WHO GAVE THEIR - ` ~ _ ~ `/----/( FUCKING IDIOT DIPSHIT KID A WHISTLE: / / `& ad ( ( ) DIE SCREAMING `(O)_`&_.% | | | | o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-07.txt #3271 TGZ OR TBZ (Sat, 2008 Jun 7) .-"''-. _ .' `( \ @/ ') ,--,__,-" / / \ / / _/ __| , |/ / .~ `\ / \ , | / .~ `\ ` / _/ _/ PEOPLE WHO USE .TGZ AND .TBZ .~ `\ ~~`__/ / FILE EXTENSIONS ARE PEDOPHILES ~ `--'/ / / / / /' /jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-11.txt #3275 THERE CAN ONLY BE WHAT (Wed, 2008 Jun 11) ,/|\ //&') '')( THERE CAN ONLY BE FOUR OR FIVE, MAYBE SIX TOPS (( ) )( ( (=M=[)###########> (( ) (( )_ ((__,) mrz File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-18.txt #3130 SPACE GIRAFFE (Fri, 2008 Jan 18) ( !! b''-_ MAYBE THE REASON SPACE GIRAFFE DIDN'T DO WELL AT ALL |d-=" IS BECAUSE IT'S AN UNORIGINAL, BORING, OBNOXIOUS, b| BLINKY PIECE OF SHIT CREATED BY A NO-TALENT JOKE OF |d A FUR-WEARING WASTE OF A FAGGOT o | / o / o d /O o o\ / bd b \ * |d | \ ejm96 o| | \ OR DOES THAT POSSIBILITY NOT ENTER INTO IT AT ALL || | \ '' ' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-28.txt #3353 RECREATE '68 (Thu, 2008 Aug 28) __.__ RECREATE SIXTY-HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .' ``--. OH GOD WAIT I HAVE TO SIT DOWN FOR A BIT .-' .-:-._ . \ AND TAKE A BREATHER BECAUSE MAN I'M WINDED [) `--' :;) | FROM ALL THAT STOMPING AND, YOU KNOW, TALKING :--. -' / `----) | OKAY HERE WE GO AGAIN: RECREATE SIXTY-HUHHHHHHHH / | COUGH COUGH SPUTTER DUHHH FAT FAT FAT / | \ / | SERIOUSLY FOLKS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS | | RECREATE SIXTY-EIGHT / | FUCK YES I GOT THROUGH IT THAT TIME | \ THIS FEAT WARRANTS A CHEESEBURGER / ; / AsH P.S. NO I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I'M PROTESTING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-05.txt #3269 SHRILL WHINING (Thu, 2008 Jun 5) __,_____ (( __.==--" - - - - - - -------- ==> /\(-' `-)))/))) HEY YOU KNOW WHAT'S A MAJOR TURN-ON ?!?!?!? (((((\( )/)\)\\ INCLUDING PORN OUTTAKES WHERE THE STUPID ,//(((((\\. WHORE WHINES ABOUT HOW SHE GOT JIZZ IN HER ((( (! !) ))) HAIR ON HER CLOTHES OR ON THE COUCH OR SOME _))) - |(_ STUPID SHIT AFTER THE SCENE IS OVER WHEN SHE ._//\ O /\\_. DOESN'T REALIZE/CARE THE CAMERA IS STILL ROLLING `-'_/`,-.'\-`- ,' \/===\/ `. BECAUSE SURELY WHAT I WANT TO HEAR AFTER BLOWING hjw MY LOAD IS SHRILL WHINING AND NAGGING SINCE THAT'S WHAT I NORMALLY FUCKING HEAR ANYWAY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-24.txt #3136 THOMPSON '08 (Thu, 2008 Jan 24) ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, )\_) \_ / THOMPSON '08 _/|/_ _// ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | WHAT ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ OH b'ger /____\__\ WATERSTON '08 THEN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-30.txt #3142 ASR (Wed, 2008 Jan 30) ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' ` ATTACK SUSTAIN RELEASE MOLEST File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-14.txt #3339 WRATH OF THE KING (Thu, 2008 Aug 14) . O . .\./. |\_/-\_/| |+| \+__+__+/ @@@@@ BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE ITCH KING @ (.).) (.).)@@@ \ , >\ < @@@ \\__ / q @@ \ .| \ /G __| \__ | | / \\ // \ /...\ \\// /.....\ \/ O arm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-09.txt #3426 A SINCERE OFFER (Sun, 2008 Nov 9) // // // // _______|| ,-''' ||`-. ( || ) |`-..._______,..-'| | || | WHO WANTS A WARM CUP OF MY PISS | _______|| | |,-'''_ _ ~ ||`-.| FOLKS IT'S NOT GOING TO DRINK ITSELF | ~ / `-.\ ,-'\ ~| |`-...___/___,..-'| | `-./-'_ \/_| | | -' ~~ || -.| jrei ( ~ ~ ~~ ) `-..._______,..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-21.txt #3438 SALIVA (Fri, 2008 Nov 21) `, ' ')# I LICK MY FINGERS TO HELP TURN THE PAGES OF THIS BOOK |/ ? BECAUSE I AM IN LOVE WITH SALIVA | o )\ AND SOMEHOW DON'T REALIZE THAT IT'S FUCKING GROSS /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ / < _____ _> \ ------/___/ ,___/___\--------- / |\/ | b'ger \ /_______| ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-14.txt #3217 SUPERDELEGATE (Mon, 2008 Apr 14) _.-O-._ o_o_o_o_o \_`___`_/ MY LEFT NUT IS A SUPERDELEGATE } /. .\ { } | _c_ | { __}_\www/_{__ (((( { } )))) | |o { } o| | | |o {_} o| | |_\o _ o/_| \_/==L_I//\_/ \)-.__//-(/ | : //: | | :|/ : | | : | : | | : | : | |---|---| CURRENTLY UNDECIDED jgs |__ | __| (___|___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-09.txt #3181 GIVE ME GAPE (Sun, 2008 Mar 9) GIVE ME GAPE OR GIVE ME DEATH / o o `. .' .:;:.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. (O) (O)o)O)o)O)o)O)o)O) `-(..);';';';';';';';' ~~~~~~~~" " " " " " " "~~~LGB~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-21.txt #3193 A CHALLENGE FOR ALL RED-BLOODED AMERICANS (Fri, 2008 Mar 21) ____ /^\ / -- ) / | \ (____/ HERE'S A CHALLENGE FOR ALL RED-BLOODED AMERICANS / | | \ / / /_|_|_|_/ / PICK A DAY THIS WEEK AND FIND OUT HOW MANY TIMES | / / YOU CAN WHACK OFF __ __ __ | / /__ __ __ [ ]__[ ]__[ ]. / /[ ]__[ ]__[ ] MY PERSONAL BEST IS 28 |__ ____/ /___ __| | / .------ ) | (WOMEN NEED NOT APPLY) | / / / | | / / / | ~~~~~~~~~~~~-----------~~~~~~~~ldb~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-28.txt #3231 GAMES ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE (Mon, 2008 Apr 28) .---. .---. ( -o- )---( -o- ) ;-...-` `-...-; / \ WHO SAYS VIDEO GAMES ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE / \ | /_ _\ | EVER SINCE I STARTED PLAYING GTA I HAVEN'T \`'.`'"--.....--"'`.'`/ FELT THE NEED TO GO OUTSIDE AND KILL HOOKERS \ '. `._.` .' / _.-''. `-.,___,.-` .''-._ `--._ `'-._______.-'` _.--` jgs / \ AS MUCH AS I USED TO /.-'`\ .'. /`'-.\ ` '.' '.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-20.txt #3192 SMASH MY HEAD (Thu, 2008 Mar 20) ___ ___ .d9969b d6966b. SMASH MY HEAD AGAINST SOMETHING HARD AND ROCKY d66b'e( )a`d99b AND WIN A PRIZE hjw `d9p _/ \_ q6b' / ( ) \ OR JUST A HANDFUL OF GOOP AND A CRIMINAL RECORD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-29.txt #3232 IT'S NOT A CHOICE (Tue, 2008 Apr 29) , , /^\ ___ /^\_/ `...' /` ,__\ ,' ~ ( ,___\ ,, ., \ \___ \\\ .'.' .-. ) .'.-\\\`.`. '.-. ( / (==== ."". ( o ) \ ,/u `~~~'| / `-' ) "")^u ^u^|~| `""". ~_ / /^u ^u ^\~\ ". \\ _ /u^ u ^u ~\ ". \\ ( \ )^ ^U ^U ^U\~\ ". \\ (_ (\ /^U ^ ^U ^U ~| ". `\ I'M A GAY LITTLE SEAHORSE (_ _ \ )U ^ U^ ^U ^|~| ". `\. (_ = _(\ \^ U ^U ^ U^ ~| ".`.; (_ -( _\_)U ^ ^ U^ ^|~| "" (_ = ( ^ U^ U^ ^ U ~| (_ - ( ~ = ^ U ^U U ^|~/ (_ = (_^U^ ^ U^ U / (_- ~_(/ \^ U^ ^U^," (_ = _/ |^ u^u." (_ (/ |u^ u.( (__/ )^u^ u/ /u^ u^( IT'S NOT A CHOICE I WAS |^ u^ u/ BORN THIS WAY |u^ u^( ____ |^u^ u( .-' `-, \^u ^ \ / ' .---. \ jgs \^ u^u\ | ' ` ; | \u^u^u:` . `-' ; | `-.^ u`._ _.'^'./ "-.^.-```_=~._/ `"------"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-01.txt #3204 MARY J. BLIGE ROBOT (Tue, 2008 Apr 1) ()._ _.--. (##)_`-. THE MARY J. BLIGE ROBOT OR WHATEVER / . ``u (##), ` `. ON THESE NO IPOD COMMERCIALS IS \__) _/ (##),--. \ SERIOUSLY UPSETTING ME AND SAPPING | --' ()' \ \ MY STRENGTH TO FIGHT ALCOHOLISM / | | | ,' \ _,' / I MEAN DO WE STRIKE BACK NOW ,' | ,;--// AGAINST THIS LEGION OF ROBOTS / ___\ |/ ___V__{(_ OR WAIT UNTIL OUR FORCES ARE | ' \| || ,'-===- `,'| STRONGER IN NUMBER OR WHAT __| ,' /| || |""""""""|-L| ,`__. < _)))_))) |________|,' gnv (,' ool APRIL FOOL'S !!!!! I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC (EXCEPT IN THE SENSE THAT I UNDENIABLY AM) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-08.txt #3180 YO MAMA'S SO FAT (Sat, 2008 Mar 8) _.--._ ,' `. / __) __` \ YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT ( (`-`(-') ) /) \ _ / ( SHE ATE ME BEFORE /' )-._.' . \ ___ I COULD FINISH ( ,--., `.)___(___) TYPING THIS SENTEN )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' / /| / / | / Ojo/VK/FS/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-15.txt #3218 VOTE OBAMA (Tue, 2008 Apr 15) ]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[ |[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]| ]||[ ]||[ |[]| |[]| VOTE ]||[ ]||[ |[]| , |[]| ]||[ .'|`. ]||[ OBAMA |[]| .-' | \ |[]| ]||[ _.-` __;.-'| ]||[ |[]| '---''` | ' /~-., _ |[]| BECAUSE ]||[ ' | ; / `'._ / /`\ ]||[ |[]| ; . / .' , `-._ /.' \| |[]| ]||[ | |/ .' \ 7L' / ' ]||[ HE |[]| | L.' `. \ / |[]| ]||[ . F.___ \ \' ]||[ |[]| | /| `'--.....__`. \ |[]| KNOWS ]||[ | / | /` `'`. \ ]||[ |[]| |' | .' \ / '. \ |[]| ]||[ / . / \ ' `' ]||[ ORIGAMI |[]| \ | / `. / |[]| ]||[ \ | .' \ /mx ]||[ |[]| \|.' \/ |[]| ]||[ '--'''''------' ]||[ |[]| |[]| ]||[ ]||[ |[]| |[]| ]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[ |[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]| myflix File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-20.txt #3437 GFG (Thu, 2008 Nov 20) __ / `~-, / / ___ { / ,-' `-. ; : / \/ ;' THIS IS GRAPE-FLAVORED GAPE ! | | ,-| ,--+-. \,--. / { / \/ \ | \ / ; ) | /`-.__| | _!_ \ ( | ) ,' `. `-| \ / )/ \ _( `-..-' ! | ,' \ ___ /,-"""-.| | / ,' `./ \\ / | / \ )`-._,-' ( | | | | \ \ / ). / /`-._:-._,-'\ / \' ( ,' `-._,-' | ( / \ | \ ( ) / `+.__| |__,-'; | ( ) | \ / \ / | `-| `-.__,-' / | |`-.__,-' \ / | `-._.-' ) \ / `-._,-' htk File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-08.txt #3425 I HAVE A WIFE (Sat, 2008 Nov 8) \\\\//// |.)(.| | || | WATCHING "I HAVE A WIFE" \(__)/ |-..-| |o\/o| .----\ /----. / / / |~~~~| \ \ \ / / / /|::::|\ \ \ \ '-'-'-'-|::::|-'-'-'-' (((^^))) >>><<< |||||| (o)(o) | /\ | (====) |_/\_| PORNOGRAPHERS SURE ARE GETTING (_/\_) LAZY WITH THEIR MOVIE TITLES _|_,__|_ jgs (___\____) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-31.txt #3143 CHANGE (Thu, 2008 Jan 31) , ."". , , # |()| # , OKAY _#_#___|__|___#_#__ [__________________] NEXT PERSON RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT THAT SAYS THE |-_ -=__=-_ -==_-| WORD "CHANGE" IN A SPEECH WITHOUT SPECIFICS GETS |_.------------.=| THIS HOT POKER TO THE DONG AND/OR TWAT |=| o o |=| _|-| ! `( ! |-|_ (INCLUDING BOTH POSSIBILITIES BECAUSE OF HUCKABEE) /==_| ! _(_.)_ ! |=_-\ |jgs|/^\^=^^=^/^\| _=| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-15.txt #3340 WHEN YOU SEE IT (Fri, 2008 Aug 15) __________________________ |.-----------..-----------.| || || || || || || || || || || || || ||_ || || WHEN YOU SEE IT || '. || || |||\ \ || || ||;_\_;______||___________|| YOU'LL SHIT BRICKS ||--,-.------..-----------.| || \| | _.||"'--. || ||\ | | _." .||-"_) `) || ||_) `" .-.|| __.-' || || ( ||` || || ' . | || || || () \ || .-. || ||\/_ | _||' _;\ || ||_`_____/_'_||____/______|| '---------------------jgs--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-01.txt #3326 SPANKONOMICS (Fri, 2008 Aug 1) (\ (\ ,) YOUR SEARCH - SPANKONOMICS - ,) (\ ,) DID NOT MATCH ANY DOCUMENTS. (\ ,) ) , ) ) , ) ', , ) SUGGESTIONS: ' , ) ' , , ) ' , , ) ' , , ) * MAKE SURE ALL WORDS ARE ' , , ) .' , , ) SPELLED CORRECTLY. ' , , ).' , , ) ( , ,( , , ) * TRY DIFFERENT KEYWORDS. ' , ,' , , ) ' , ,' , , ) * TRY MORE GENERAL KEYWORDS. ' . ' ~ . , , ) . ' ` ., ) . ' , * BEAT OFF LESS, FREAK. . ' ` . ' , ,) . ` '. . ." , ,) <` (o) " , ,) `~. .~ ~ ~ " ' . . ` . , ,) LGB ` . . . . . ` ` . ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-25.txt #3137 LATTER DAY SAINTS (Fri, 2008 Jan 25) + (|) _____.___.|_|. WEIRD | / \ |===| | / \ | o | |__/__v__\|, ,| | | | | | || || HOW COME MORE BLACK FOLKS AREN'T MORMONS |/| . . . |','| ||| A A A | , | ||| M M M | | wtx --------------------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-04.txt #3268 SMILEYS (Wed, 2008 Jun 4) -) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) : :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :- -) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) : :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :- -) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) : :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :- -) :-) :-) :- :-) :-) :-) : :-) :-) :-) : IS IT JUST ME OR DOES A SMILEY MAKE YOU HARD :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ) :-) :-) :-) ) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :- -) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) : :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :- -) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) : :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :- -) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) : :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :- tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-29.txt #3354 AMELIA EARHEART (Fri, 2008 Aug 29) _ __ - I HOPE AMELIA EARHEART IS OKAY IN ATLANTIS OR / __ \ THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE OR WHEREVER SHE'S HIDING / _ - | | ' | (_) | _L/L | __ / / _LT/l_L_ \ \ __ / _LLl/L_T_lL_ - _T/L _LT|L/_|__L_|_L_ _Ll/l_L_ _TL|_T/_L_|__T__|_l_ _TLl/T_l|_L_ _LL|_Tl/_|__l___L__L_|L_ _LT_L/L_|_L_l_L_ _'|_|_|T/_L_l__T _ l__|__|L_ _Tl_L|/_|__|_|__T _LlT_|_Ll/_l_ _|__[ ]__|__|_l_L_ jjs_ ___ _LT_l_l/|__|__l_T _T_L|_|_|l/___|_ _|__l__|__|__|_T_l_ ___ _ . 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File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-10.txt #3274 TED TALKS (Tue, 2008 Jun 10) _.._ / a\__, PRETTY SURE I SAW AL GORE FUCK A DUCK \ -.___/ IN ONE OF THOSE TED TALKS RIGHT ON STAGE \ \ (\____) \ |\_( )) (IT WAS HARD TO WATCH BUT STRANGELY ENTICING) _____| (_ /________ _\____(______/__ gnv ______ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-19.txt #3131 BOBBY FISCHER (Sat, 2008 Jan 19) + \\^// ~~ 1 III ,o/ [#] (#) ,o/ III 1 _[#]__[#]__(#)_[_#_](_#_)_(#)__[#]__[#]_ ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: SEARCHING FOR 2 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 2 BOBBY FISCHER'S _(#)__(#)__(#)__(#)_ _(#)__(#)__(#)_ CORPSE ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 3::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 3 ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 4 ::::: ::::: _ ::::: :::::4 ::::: :::::_(#)_::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 5::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 5 ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 6 ::::: ::::: ::::: :::::6 ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 7 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 7 _(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)_ + \\^// 8 III ,o/ [ ] ( ) ,o/ III 8 _[_]__[_]__(_)_[___](___)_(_)__[_]__[_]_ H G F E D C B A File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-21.txt #3133 TWITTER FANS (Mon, 2008 Jan 21) _ DO TWITTER FANS CALL THEMSLEVES "TWITS" , L\ BECAUSE IF SO THAT WOULD BE APPRPORIATE \/OO\ |/ \ OH NO WAIT I'VE GOT IT: /_\ ` AP _\ |_ "TWATS" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-05.txt #3330 THE COUNTING SONG (Tue, 2008 Aug 5) oooOOOooo oOOOOOOOOOOOOOo oOO" "OO ____oOO ==== ==== OOo____ WHY IS THE COUNT SINGING \ OO' ! !.---. 'OO / A SONG ABOUT FUCKING COOKIES \ OO <0> ! !!<0>! OO / \ Oo ! !'---' oO / \o \_/ o/ .' _______________ '. ,' : V V : '. ,' -_ _- '. ,' "oOOOOOo" '. ,' OOOOO '. ----------- "OOO" ----------- "O" cgmm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-28.txt #3292 CORY DOCTOROW (Sat, 2008 Jun 28) _ _ ( \ / ) I WONDER \ \.-------------./ / \( )/ VK `.___________.' DOES CORY DOCTOROW PREFER TANGY OR SPICY DICKS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-11.txt #3336 CRY HAVOC (Mon, 2008 Aug 11) _________________________________ || | | | | | | | | | || || | | | | | | | | | || CRY HAVOC || | | | |__|__| | | | || AND LET SLIP || | |__|--' '--|__| | || THE DONGS || |__| |__| || OF WAR ||__| |__|| (_) (_) KCK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-14.txt #3278 WP (Sat, 2008 Jun 14) __ (::\ _____ _\::\__ /| _(::( \::\__ JIMBO WALES IS A WP:FAGGOT AND NEEDS WP:DICK / | _(::\::\ \::\:\ \ |_(::Y\""`.\__\_|""\ \___\/__\ ___________\ ( ( \ x \ __ _ _ _\ |_:__\~ \ \_ |\| `(__\ |z: \ \ \ |"\\_7 _)\ |i: \ \ \ |p: \ # \____________\ |p: \ / / cjr (o:______ \/____________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-09.txt #3121 WAKE UP SHEEPLE (Wed, 2008 Jan 9) o `O Oo `o O o.OOoOoo O o OooOOo. O o o O o O O o O O `O o O O o O O o O o o O O O oOooOoOo oOo ooOO o o O .o o o o o O o o O o O oOooOO' O O O O o O O o O O o `o O o O' o O o o O `o Oo O `OoO' `OoO' O. 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O `oooO' o O ooOooOoO ooOooOoO o' OOoOooO ooOooOoO tQn FACEBOOK IS RUN BY THE CIA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-30.txt #3447 YES/NO ON 8 (Sun, 2008 Nov 30) ( ) O O () () Oo.nn.oO _mmmm_ \/_mmmm_\/ \/_mmmm_\/ I VOTED "WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT" ON 8 \/_mmmm_\/ \/ mmmm \/ nn () () () / apc ()__() '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-24.txt #3441 TED TALK (Mon, 2008 Nov 24) _____ /| .-'@ & #`'-. // / % 8 \ // | m () _ | // CHECK OUT MY TED TALK: (HORRIBLE SPLATTERY DIARRHEA) \ 0 ( '-._/ // '-.____'. jgs y File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-18.txt #3435 TIPPECANOE AND TYLER TOO (Tue, 2008 Nov 18) ( ) ( ) ( ) TIPPECANOE AND TYLER TOO ( ) ) ) ( ( /\ (_) / \ /\ ________[_]________ /\/ \/ \ /\ /\ ______ \ / /\/\ /\/\ / \ //_\ \ /\ \ /\/\/ \/ \ /\ / /\/\ //___\ \__/ \ \/ / \ /\/ \//_____\ \ |[]| \ /\/\/\/ //_______\ \|__| \ / \ /XXXXXXXXXX\ \ \ /_I_II I__I_\__________________\ I_I| I__I_____[]_|_[]_____I I_II I__I_____[]_|_[]_____I I II__I I XXXXXXX I ~~~~~" "~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-24.txt #3196 SPORE (Mon, 2008 Mar 24) n__n_ / = =\ CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY SPORE !!!!! / ._Y_) ___________/ "\________________________________ (_/ (_, \ o!O \ ( \_,--""""--. __..-,-`.___,-` )-.______.' (SOUND OF ONE WHOOPIE CUSHION <' `-,' `-, )-' > SLOWLY AND LOUDLY DEFLATING) `----._/ ( /"`>.--" "--..___,--" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-30.txt #3202 BATTLE 360 (Sun, 2008 Mar 30) ____ ,dP9CGG88@b, ,IP""YICCG888@@b, BATTLE 360 ?!?!?! dIi ,IICGG8888@b dCIIiciIICCGG8888@@b ________GCCIIIICCCGGG8888@@@__________________ GGCCCCCCCGGG88888@@@ GGGGCCCGGGG88888@@@@... Y8GGGGGG8888888@@@@P..... SHOULDN'T IT BE MORE LIKE BATTLE Y88888888888@@@@@P...... 41,253 (APPROXIMATELY) `Y8888888@@@@@@@P'...... fL `@@@@@@@@@P'....... """"........ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-11.txt #3214 PEDOMETER (Fri, 2008 Apr 11) ___ ,'/|\`. :,',^.`.: |,'_ _`.| SO I BOUGHT A PEDOMETER |:`*)*';| ;|\ _ /|: I WALKED AROUND WITH IT AND ,-(||.)-(.||)-. THE NUMBERS KEPT GETTING HIGHER |' \|(\ /)|/ ` `:. ( `|' ) .;' TURNS OUT IT DOESN'T MEASURE WHAT | : \ ,^. / : | I THOUGHT IT WOULD ,'`'\-`.._/_/; | (PEDOS) `:=..-...______;_ \`\ \'`. .-'\`: / ;' \ \/ \ `: / / \ \ \ .\ / // ) `, \ , / / '-.' \ \\ / ,( ; ; ) \\ // `-./ \.-' \ / / ``---'-'' \ . \ ( , , | \ ` ` ) `./ , ' . . \_.' `-._ / . | \ _.'' ``-.._|___..-'' |.'// |':: |=|| ,'.|`._ '--^'^--` SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-18.txt #3190 BASEBALL BAT (Tue, 2008 Mar 18) HMMM WHAT'S BELLA_DONNA_-_BASEBALL_BAT.MPG ????? _ ____ __ / \ .' '. ____......------""""""""````` `\ | `::-/'-....-'\--""``` | | :: | | | | ,:'-\.-''''-./--..___ / jgs \_/ '.____.' ````````````"""""""------------' (QUIETLY) OH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-05.txt #3208 CUCKOLD (Sat, 2008 Apr 5) .{{}}}}}}. {{{{{}}}}}}}. {{{{ {{{{{}}}} THE WORD "CUCKOLD" SOUNDS AWESOME }}}}} _ _ {{{{{ UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS }}}} 6 6 }}}} {{{{C ^ {{{{ }}}}}}\ '=' /}}}}} {{{{{{{;.___.;}}}}}} {{{{{{{) (}}}}}}' jgs `""'"': :'"'"'` `@` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-04.txt #3207 HERE'S TO ME (Fri, 2008 Apr 4) .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| WELP HERE'S TO ME ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| \\|| `"\"""/---'|| \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. ,-' [_] .-. \ ; `\| ||-'/ ` \ \ /`""-.`\ | ; | `.-|\_/ | ; ' | \-._ / | | / |`--'| : ;_\_ /| |/ /\|, ) __..; `----' :`.`|/ / / | | ; .' `\' ; \/ : _ : : / / : : _.'`.__.' | fsc \ _.' \ / | | / `---.._ | `\ `.____ \ / | `------' \__|_,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-10.txt #3213 AN EXTRA SET (Thu, 2008 Apr 10) .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. I'M GOIN TO GET A TATTOO OF / // \ / \ ANOTHER SET OF BALLS ON MY TAINT | // : | ......::::: : // | :::::'''''' | YOU KNOW JUST TO COVER ALL BASES \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' AsH `"----"' `"----"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-19.txt #3191 TOP TEN REASONS BLOGGERS DON'T SUCCEED (Wed, 2008 Mar 19) TOP TEN REASONS BLOGGERS DON'T SUCCEED $$ $ \O/$ ARE YOU READY ?!?!?!? $ | /_\ 10. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 9. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT _|___|_ 8. ARE YOU LISTENING? I SAID NOBODY GIVES A SHIT _|___|___|_ 7. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 6. TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE, _|___|___|___|_ NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 5. HOLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU _|___|___|___|___|_ DEAF? NOBODY FUCKING GIVES A SHIT 4. FUCK YOU _|___|___|___|___|___|_ YOU FUCKING FUCK NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 3. FUCKING _|___|___|___|___|___|___|_ FUCK FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCK FUCKING FUCKING |___|___|___|___|___|___|___| NOBODY FUCKING GIVES A SHIT 2. FUCK FUCK \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT | | | | | | | 1. I CAN'T EVEN BRING MYSELF TO SAY / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ IT AGAIN BUT SUFFICE IT TO SAY THAT hjm GOD WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE ON YOU FOR YOU AND YOUR SHITTY BLOG File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-31.txt #3203 EARTH HOUR 2008 (Mon, 2008 Mar 31) ___ .-"` `"-. EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR .' .-. '. EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR / (/^\) \ EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR / # (\ /) \ EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR | # .-'-. | EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR | /(_I_)\ | EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR ; \\) (// ; EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR ; / Y \ ; EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR \ \ | / / EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR \ \|/ / EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR \ /|\ / EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR | \|/ | |__/Y\__| {=======} WATCH US INCREASE THE EFFICIENCY OF ENERGY USAGE }======={ BY APPROXIMATELY ONE THOUSANDTH OF ONE PERCENT {=======} AND YET PRETEND WE'RE DOING SOMETHING USEFUL }======={ OTHER THAN JERKING OURSELVES OFF jgs{=======} `""u""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-25.txt #3197 BAD GUYS (Tue, 2008 Mar 25) | | | |. ! "| .-'! ARABIC IS KIND OF LIKE GERMAN I | P I ;__| IN THAT IF YOU HEAR SOMEONE SPEAKING IT I ||'' scc, YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE THE BAD GUYS I )\=( _ } s&D .I- ;_\-=\ L sc SO SHOOT THEM FIRST |IT \',_\__7 &s |I| //\'.---..)s& |I|//_ \\ \ (_ LI|-----|/ \.' '-.______ {ID :' |} / '..'-- .;___.-,_ "| Y | .: \ , /_,.--'=--' | | / | / ;. ':.' |: |_/ |; : ::_/ |' / |I |___/ |-| '' | ) IS THERE NOTHING WE CAN'T LEARN FROM | | | / FIRST PERSON SHOOTER GAMES | | |; snd __|_|_ __ |/> ( _'---'__) |( '~~~~~~~' " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-19.txt #3436 DROP (Wed, 2008 Nov 19) ,;;;, ATTENTION FOLKS ;;;;;;; .-'`\ '/_ "TO DROP" IS NOT A VERB INDICATING THE RELEASE .' \ ("`(_) _ OF AN ALBUM OR GAME OR PRODUCT OF SOME KIND / `-,.'\ \_/--(_) \ \/\ `--`____________ IT MEANS TO LET SOMETHING GO SO THAT \ \ \ I I I I IT FALLS TO THE GROUND AS IN: "IF YOU / /| | `. ,' THE WORD 'DROP' WRONG AGAIN, I WILL /_/ |_| `-..__..-' DROP THIS ANVIL ON YOUR FUCKING HEAD" jgs ( _\ ( _\ // || \\PG File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-25.txt #3442 PUMPKIN-RELATED (Tue, 2008 Nov 25) . // _.-"""""'//-'""""-._ .', , , , : : ` ` ` `. THERE'S A REASON THAT PEOPLE ONLY EAT / , , \'-._ : :_.-'/ ` ` \ PUMPKIN-RELATED SHIT ONCE A YEAR: / , , :\(_)\ /(_)/ : ` ` \ | , , , \__//\\__/ . . ` ` | BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY TIME THEY HAVE TO | . .:_ : : '--`: : . _: ; :| | : : \\_ _' : _: :__// , , | \ ` ` \ \/ \/\/ \_/ / , , / \ ` ` \_/\_/\_/\_/\/ , , / `._ ` . : : : , , _.' `-..............-' bni File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-01.txt #3265 NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE (Sun, 2008 Jun 1) |/| |/| THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE |/| |/| |/| |/| _ |/| / ) |/|/\/ |/|\/ (___) (___) (___) (___) (___) /__/\ / ,^./\ / / \/\ / / \/\ ( ( )/) | | |/| | | |/| | | |/| ( ( )/) \ \ / / \ `---' / `-----' PhS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-08.txt #3120 DREAD (Tue, 2008 Jan 8) __. /-7 k .-' o.-'/ / .; \ I AM FULL OF PIZZA AND DREAD ( [ ) \ [.---. ;/ \ ) \ (/ ) | AsH / \ ( [_' \_~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-15.txt #3279 COSMIC RAYS (Sun, 2008 Jun 15) ) ( ) I'M AN ULTRA-HIGH ENERGY COSMIC RAY .- ( -----. / 8//=/\=, / `=========='| | )\ | | FUCK MY TIGHT LITTLE BUTTHOLE | ( ) | | |__'"``__|/ VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-10.txt #3335 FAVICON (Sun, 2008 Aug 10) _________________ /________________/| _,-----._ | _______________ || _,-'. _,-' _ ---`-. |[_______________]|| _,-' .`. _'_ __'.|__`. `. |\ | || ,-' , `. `.`-.,-' `-. \,`.`. \ .------| \ | || | __ (_`._ ` ,' / `.`. _,-' '------| / | || \ \,`. ) / _,' \ _,-' |/ | .. ,--. /. || `.`. ,' _,-' `.-' | \\((__))' ,` || `-.___,-'_,-' | `-;--:-' || |_________________|/ jrei T GOOGLE CONGRATULATIONS FOR FINALLY CHANGING THAT ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHITTY GOOGLE MAIL FAVICON File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-20.txt #3132 THE KERFUFFLE OVER KERFUFFLE (Sun, 2008 Jan 20) (\ \'\ I USE THE WORD "KERFUFFLE" AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE \'\ __________ / '| ()_________) \ '/ \ ~~~~~~~~ \ \ \ ~~~~~~ \ BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SOUND SOPHISTICATED AND ==). \__________\ KNOWLEDGEABLE AND ALSO LIKE A HOMO (__) ()__________) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-29.txt #3293 FRIZZ (Sun, 2008 Jun 29) _,,,_ .' `'. / ____ \ I'M PRETTY SURE WOMEN | .'_ _\/ JUST MADE UP THE TERM / ) a a| "FRIZZ" / ( > | ( ) ._ / ) _/-.__.'`\ ( .-'`-. \__ ) `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ jgs | \ \ \ \ |\ `. / / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-04.txt #3329 THE GIVING BALLS (Mon, 2008 Aug 4) . . THE GIVING BALLS /^\ . /\ "V" BY SHEL SILVERSTEIN /__\ I O o //..\\ I . \].`[/ I /l\/j\ (] . O /. ~~ ,\/I . \\L__j^\/I o \/--v} I o . | | I _________ | | I c(` ')o | l I \. ,/ _/j L l\_! _//^---^\\_ -Row ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-12.txt #3337 BOB BARR (Tue, 2008 Aug 12) _____ / '`-._ | -. \ HEY BOB BARR ANNOUNCED HE'S _.,--. '----- | / RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT ,-'' `. / ,' AND I HADN'T HEARD OF IT /' _--\ | ___ | / | ' | |,.''' ''--:_ | ,' \ | ,--.. `. \____/ /' _( '. '\ / /' '-. . ____ | | \ O,-' '\ | `\ , | \ | \. O / _/ __\,.\ `-'''\__,. -' | | _,.-=. ,/ VJ `.____,' \ _,-' WEIRD '--------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-06.txt #3331 MISNOMER (Wed, 2008 Aug 6) _.._ / a\__, \ -.___/ \ \ (\____) \ I'M A DUCKFUCKER |\_( )) _____| (_ /________ _\____(______/__ gnv ______ // ww_ ___./// o__ `._.-''''' // |/ \ , / // \ ``,,,' _// WHO FUCKS CHICKENS STRANGELY ENOUGH `-. \--' .'`. SO IT'S KIND OF A MISNOMER \_/_/ `.,' \\\\ ,,','` AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-22.txt #3134 I CAN'T QUIT (Tue, 2008 Jan 22) I CAN'T QUIT Y-- .-~*~--,. .-. .-~-. ./OOOOOOOOO\.'OOO`9~~-. .`OOOOOO.OOM.OLSONOOOOO@@OOOOOO\ /OOOO@@@OO@@@OO@@@OOO@@@@@@@@OOOO`. |OO@@@WWWW@@@@OOWWW@WWWW@@@@@@@OOOO). .-'OO@@@@WW@@@W@WWWWWWWWOOWW@@@@@OOOOOO} /OOO@@O@@@@W@@@@@OOWWWWWOOWOO@@@OOO@@@OO| lOOO@@@OO@@@WWWWWWW\OWWWO\WWWOOOOOO@@@O.' \OOO@@@OOO@@@@@@OOW\ \WWWW@@@@@@@O'. `,OO@@@OOOOOOOOOOWW\ \WWWW@@@@@@OOO) \,O@@@@@OOOOOOWWWWW\ \WW@@@@@OOOO.' `~c~8~@@@@WWW@@W\ \WOO|\UO-~' (OWWWWWW@/\W\ ___\WO) `~-~'' \ \WW=*' __\ \ \ \ \ __\ KERPOW \ \ \ \ \ \ \\ \\ \ \ HUHHHHHHHHHHHH (EXPIRES) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-03.txt #3267 USER BOXES (Tue, 2008 Jun 3) __________________ /\ ______________ \ CHECK OUT MY USER BOXES !!!!!1111 /::\ \ZZZZZZZZZZZZ/\ \ /:/\.\ \ /:/\:\ \ [ ] THIS USER IS AN ANARCHO-PRIMITIVIST /:/Z/\:\ \ /:/Z/\:\ \ /:/Z/__\:\ \____/:/Z/ \:\ \ [ ] THIS USER IS AN INSURRECTIONARY /:/Z/____\:\ \___\/Z/ \:\ \ ANARCHIST \:\ \ZZZZZ\:\ \ZZ/\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ [ ] THIS USER TOUCHES DONKEY BALLS \:\ \ \:\ \_\;\_\_____\;\ \ WHENEVER HE GETS THE OPPORTUNITY \:\ \ \:\_________________\ \:\ \ /:/ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ/ [ ] THIS USER IS A MEMBER OF THE \:\ \ /:/Z/ \:\ \ /:/Z/ ANARCHISM TASK FORCE \:\ \/:/Z/ \:\ \/:/Z/ \:\/:/Z/________\;\/:/Z/ [ ] THIS USER HAS NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL \::/Z/_______itz__\/Z/ \/ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ/ [ ] THIS USER NEEDS TO GROW THE FUCK UP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-17.txt #3281 HARD ROCK CAFE (Tue, 2008 Jun 17) ________ ___,,,,,,, LET'S ALL GO TO THE HARD ROCK CAFE jgs [________>__________\ AND JAB KNIVES INTO OUR EYES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-27.txt #3444 TAKE A LITTLE TRYP (Thu, 2008 Nov 27) .--. {\ / q {\ { `\ \ (-(~` { '.{`\ \ \ ) {'-{ ' \ .-""'-. \ \ {._{'.' \/ '.) \ {_.{. {` | TRYPTOPHAN {._{ ' { ;'-=-. | {-.{.' { ';-=-.` / THE PERFECT DATE RAPE DRUG {._.{.; '-=- .' {_.-' `'.__ _,-' jgs |||` .='==, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-27.txt #3199 THE GIFT OF KNOWLEDGE (Thu, 2008 Mar 27) _____ | D GIVE THE GIFT OF KNOWLEDGE: DONATE TO WIKIPEDIA !!!!!! | | | | A SIMILAR FEELING: FLUSHING YOUR MONEY DOWN THE TOILET \___| _ AND WAVING GOODBYE TO IT FOREVER || _______ -( (- |_'(-------) '-' | / _____,-\__..__|_____Pr59 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-06.txt #3209 GENTOO LINUX (Sun, 2008 Apr 6) Y\ /Y | \ _ / | _____ | =(_)= | ,-~" "~-. ,-~\/^ ^\/~-. ,^ ___ ___ ^. ,^ ___ ___ ^. / .^ ^. .^ ^. \ / .^ ^. .^ ^. \ Y l O! l O! Y Y lo ! lo ! Y l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[ l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[ l^~"-------------"~^I l^~"-------------"~^I !\, ,/! ! ! \ ~-.,_______,.-~ / \ / ^. .^ ^. .^ -Row "-.._____.,-" "-.._____.,-" WHY DOES THE LOGO FOR GENTOO LINUX LOOK LIKE A RETARDED PAC-MAN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-12.txt #3215 PERSONAL TIME MACHINE (Sat, 2008 Apr 12) (\ /) (v\ /v) (vvv\ /vvv) (vvvvv\ /vvvvv) (vvvvvvv\ /vvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvvv\ _---_ /vvvvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvvvvv\/ XII \/vvvvvvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvvvvvv/ / \vvvvvvvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvvvvv/ / \vvvvvvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvvvv|IX @ III |vvvvvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvvvv\ \ /vvvvvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvvvv\ /vvvvvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvvv\ VI /vvvvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvv-___-vvvvvvvv) (vvvvvv/ \vvvvvv) I LIKE TIVO'ING SHOWS AND THEN WATCHING (vvvvv/ \vvvvv) THEM MONTHS LATER BECAUSE WITH THE (vvv/ \vvv) RANDOM COMMERCIALS IT'S KIND OF LIKE ejm97 (v/ \v) HAVING YOUR VERY OWN PERSONAL TIME MACHINE (/ \) THAT ONLY GOES BACK IN TIME I GUESS BUT HEY IT'S A START File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-13.txt #3216 VECTOR LAPLACIAN (Sun, 2008 Apr 13) ,/`. ,'/ __`. THIS VECTOR LAPLACIAN OPERATOR IS REALLY POINTING AT MY BALLS ,'_/_ _ _`. ,'__/_ ___ _ `. ,'_ /___ __ _ __ `. '-.._/___...-"-.-..__`. O!o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-07.txt #3210 BETTER THAN BLOGGING (Mon, 2008 Apr 7) ! | | |~/ | _|~ .============.| (_| |~/ .-;____________;|. _|~ | [_________I__] | (_| | """"" (_) (_) | | .=====..=====. | HEY WHAT'S BETTER THAN BLOGGING ?!?!?!?!?!?!? | |:::::||:::::| | jgs | '=====''=====' | BLOG TALK RADIO !!!!!11!!!!1 '----------------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-26.txt #3198 MIMI MIYAGI (Wed, 2008 Mar 26) \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ DEAR GOD, \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ I DON'T SEE \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ HOW MIMI MIYAGI \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ COULD POSSIBLY HAVE LOST \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ THE 2006 \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ NEVADA \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ GUBERNATORIAL \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ ELECTION \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ !?!?!?!?!? \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ SIGNED, ME \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-26.txt #3443 ANOTHER PROTEST CHANT (Wed, 2008 Nov 26) . * x\ \ ___ . . \x \ __ / \_ x +.x* + ** (_ / / <\ /\ /\ /\ /\ / *+ * *** (__\/ ) < / \ / \ / + / + *** (____) L | / / J L c ' / \ / /\ \-.__.' .' . |`-___.' a:f : `8P / : .' / ` / .' / .' OTHERWISE KNOWN AS A BIG SHIT I'VE BEEN PUTTING OFF . .' L ' COME ON LADIES \` ` SUCK IT UP AND STOP COMPLAINING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-13.txt #3338 COMPUTER LOVE (Wed, 2008 Aug 13) _______________ |*\_/*|________ | ___________ | .-. .-. ||_/-\_|______ | | | | | .****. .****. | | | | | | 0 0 | | .*****.*****. | | 0 0 | | | | - | | .*********. | | - | | | | \___/ | | .*******. | | \___/ | | I'D HIT IT | |___ ___| | .*****. | |___________| | |_____|\_/|_____| .***. |_______________| _|__|/ \|_|_.............*.............._|________|_ / ********** \ / ********** \ / ************ \ / ************ \ -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-27.txt #3291 DO IT (Fri, 2008 Jun 27) _ (_) _ _ .=. (_) NURSES DO IT WITH CARE (_) _ //(`)_ //`\/ |\ 0`\\ MINERS DO IT DEEPER ||-.\_|_/.-|| )/ |_____| \( _ PHYSICISTS DO IT WITH GREATER TORQUE 0 #/\ /\# 0 (_) _| o o |_ WATCHMAKERS DO IT FOR HOURS _ ((|, ^ ,|)) (_) `||\_/||` THE BLIND DO IT WHEN THEY FIND EACH OTHER || _ || _ | \_/ | (_) LAWYERS DO IT IN THEIR BRIEFS 0.__.\ /.__.0 `._ `"` _.' PIZZA DELIVERY MEN DO IT IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS jgs / ; \ \ 0'-' )/`'-0 WHORES DO IT FOR MONEY 0` ... WAIT, THAT ONE DOESN'T REALLY WORK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-12.txt #3124 ANAL CREAMPIE (Sat, 2008 Jan 12) ( ANAL CREAMPIE IS NOT A FOOD SIR ) __..---..__ ,-=' / | \ `=-. :--..___________..--; RR \.,_____________,./ BOY HOWDY DID I LEARN THAT THE HARD WAY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-06.txt #3118 TO REMIND ME (Sun, 2008 Jan 6) .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| I KEEP A LITTLE BOTTLE OF GIN ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| IN MY DESK DRAWER JUST TO REMIND ME \\|| `"\"""/---'|| HOW FUCKING AWFUL IT IS \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. ,-' [_] .-. \ ; `\| ||-'/ ` \ \ /`""-.`\ | ; | `.-|\_/ | ; ' | \-._ / | | / |`--'| : ;_\_ /| |/ /\|, ) __..; `----' :`.`|/ / / | | ; .' `\' ; \/ : _ : : / / : : _.'`.__.' | fsc \ _.' \ / | | / `---.._ | `\ `.____ \ / | `------' \__|_,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-22.txt #3347 INCONTINENCE (Fri, 2008 Aug 22) _ _ (_) / ) DON'T LET INCONTINENCE LIMIT YOUR LIFE | (_/ _+/ //|\ COMMIT SUICIDE, GROSSY // | ) (/ |/ s-v File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-03.txt #3420 POOR MADONNA (Mon, 2008 Nov 3) _.-. ._.-.\ .^ _.-'=. \\ .' ) .-._.-=-..' \'. .' .' _.--._-='.' | `. ^. .' .' _`.-.`=-./'.-. / .-.\ `. `. .' / _.-=-=-/ | '._)`(_.'| \ `. / /| _.--=.' `. (.-v-.)/ |\ \ .' / \ _.-.' \-.' `-..-..' / \ `. / / `-.._ .-.' `.' " ". _..-' | | ' | | / ) \ / \ \ \ `. / / / / /\ \ \ | \ / / / .' .'\ `. .' \ | \ \ / / / / / \ `- -' .`. . \ \ | | / / .''\.' | `. .' `. \ | | | .' / / / | | .'/ `.- `./ / | | / .-| /--. / `. | _.-''\ | | \ .' / .-' | / `-.| .'\_.' `. |`. | | | |.-' / / / \ \ \ `. \ \ | / / | / \ | `. `.| | | | / `. | ` .' \ / \ \ / | | ///.-'.\ | \ / `\ / /-. \ | | | / \\\\ ` \.- | `-.\ |/ \\\\'. | \ | \\\| | / \ | //// | / | | ''' | / \ | |// | \ \ | |.- | \ .-| '' | / \| / | / ` ../ / / |' / | / | / \.' | | `./ |/ / \ / \ \ `. / \ / I GUESS MADONNA WILL HAVE TO | | '. ' FIND SOME OTHER GUY TO / | | \ SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF / | / `. | | | \ .' `.. \ / / / ._`. \.'-. \`/ AND I MEAN THAT LGB |/ / / `' ` |/|/ IN THE BAD WAY \|\| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-17.txt #3434 QUEEN (Mon, 2008 Nov 17) .._ wWWWw ,;//\\\ www@-O\ ((-.-\) www(_o) O===- TURNS OUT THE MEMBERS _))'=`(\-. wwW ( \\ OF QUEEN WERE GAY ( \ w( )_\ |\ | | .)(. |\ \ |..)__|_/ | | | / \ | \ \ |_______://| | |/~(_)~\__\_\_____ ooo )===& | (___\\\][] _|_|\\\|_|<<<} ( : | | |\o*___( ooo |: | | :| |: |: | | :| Y |: |: | | :| | |: | ) | WHO KNEW MJP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-22.txt #3225 NO OFFENSE (Tue, 2008 Apr 22) . / \ / . \ / / \ \ PENIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / WW \ \ / / C_ "-.__ \ \ / / "- "_ \ \ ctr / / //|--L-\\ \ \ (NO OFFENSE) / / // |// \\ \ \ / `-----------------' \ `-----------------------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-17.txt #3189 AMERICAN GANGSTER (Mon, 2008 Mar 17) __..._ ,-` `', ,' \ / | WELL I RENTED "AMERICAN GANGRAPE" AND I HAVE ,' , \ TO SAY I'M A BIT DISAPPOINTED ,' ,/-'` \ _ ./ ,.'`/ \ .-` `^\_,.'` / `\__ 7 / / _,._,.,_,.-'.` `\ \A __/ ,-```-`` `, `, ` ,`) ^-` / ` ,/ ( , ,_ ,-,_,<` \__ T--` `''` ``` _,\ MOSTLY BECAUSE AFTER I STARTED WATCHING \_/|\_ ,.-` | | IT I REALIZED I GOT THE WRONG MOVIE _/ | |T\_ _,'Y / +--,_ AND INSTEAD WAS WATCHING "AMERICAN <``` \_\/_/ `\\_/ / `\ GANGSTER" / ,-- ` _,--,_`----` _,,_ \ / ` | <_._._ > ` \ ` \` | | , ` | | V| \ | | |` \ \ / / / \x \_ | /-` / \ `-,| ,/--` /` \x_ \_ /--'` , / NOT ONE GANGRAPE SCENE IN IT (FYI) \x_ `` ,,/` ` SO STAY AWAY `-,_,-' ,'` Zeus _| |`\ ( `-``/``/`_/ PLUS IT WAS TOO LONG `-`-,.-.-` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-03.txt #3175 REAL LIFE SHOCK COMBO (Mon, 2008 Mar 3) .{{}}}}}}. {{{{{}}}}}}}. {{{{ {{{{{}}}} IF YOU MANAGE TO PISS ON AIRBORNE }}}}} _ _ {{{{{ EJACULATE DOES IT CREATE AN EXPLOSION }}}} 6 6 }}}} LIKE A REAL LIFE SHOCK COMBO {{{{C ^ {{{{ }}}}}}\ '=' /}}}}} {{{{{{{;.___.;}}}}}} {{{{{{{) (}}}}}}' jgs `""'"': :'"'"'` `@` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-02.txt #3174 PANTY RAID (Sun, 2008 Mar 2) . / `. `. `. / `. `. _,--'"`" ``"-. `'. `. `. ,-' `". `. `. `. .' `. //`. `. / `, \\(_> _>" \ _(_)/,- .-. \ ( _)// / | ; \ '-\ ; / '._ .-""-.-'_.' | `. | / '._.-''-. .' ___ `'.-' / \`-'/`"--/.-""-.\ /.-' .`'-.>-.__,--"` `-\\ < | `>\ | / | | WHOO HOO \\ /\ "-' |\ "-/| | .' .-. \`'' |`'-'| ,-.`'.___.-' | | |_.', / PANTY RAID `-'`' | | '| `| | | | | | .'|| | | | _' .,__| | . ' |/ |' ' | _/_\/__..`-.| | | .' || | | `\ /` | | | | f`-.__ .-. mx| | | `.__.-'. | | | | .-'_ ._) `'` .-._ \' | | | | ' _,._.' `'`/ ; \ '-._) `'-..._____...--""` _ `-'_`-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-16.txt #3188 SCOOT OVER (Sun, 2008 Mar 16) ,.~\ ,-` \ \ \ \ \ YES I KNOW THIS STALL \ \ IS OCCUPIED BUT I DON'T \ \ CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID _.-------.\ \ PROBLEMS (o| o o o | \ .-` __||o_o_o_o|_ad-`` SCOOT OVER |``````````````|' | | DO IT NOW | | | | DO IT NOW | | |______________| DO IT NOW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-23.txt #3226 NO BLOOD (Wed, 2008 Apr 23) ..ed$$$$$be.. .d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c .$$$$P"" $$$ ""*$$$$c NO BLOOD FOR ELECTROWEAK GAUGE SYMMETRY z$$$*" $$$ *$$$e z$$$" $$$ ^$$$L $$$F $$$ '$$$ 4$$$ d$$$$. $$$F 4$$$ .$$$$$$$e $$$F $$$r d$$P$$$$$$$. .$$$" *$$$..$$$" $$$ "$$$e $$$P *$$$$$P" $$$ ^*$$$$$$ *$$$$c. $$$ .z$$$$P ^*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P" "*$$$$$$$$$*"" """"" Gilo94' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-16.txt #3433 GRANDMA (Sun, 2008 Nov 16) ___ (___) /` `\ / /"\ \ WHATEVS GRANDMA USED THE N-WORD ANYWAY \_/o o\_/ ( _ ) `\ /` /\\V//\ / /_ _\ \ \ \___/ / \/===\/ || || || || ||___|| |_____| jgs ||| / Y \ `"`"` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-02.txt #3419 KNIGHT RIDER (Sun, 2008 Nov 2) _..-------++._ _.-'/ | _|| \"--._ __.--'`._/_\j_____/_||___\ `----. _.--'_____ | \ _____ / _j /,---.\ | =o | /,---.\ |_ [__]==// .-. \\==`===========/==// .-. \\=[__] `-._|\ `-' /|___\_________/___|\ `-' /|_.' hjw `---' `---' I DON'T CARE WHAT ANY OF YOU SAY I'M NOT GOING TO LET THE CURRENT FINANCIAL CRISIS RUIN MY APPRECIATION OF THE NEW KNIGHT RIDER REMAKE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-07.txt #3119 RICHARD STALLMAN (Mon, 2008 Jan 7) \ , I'M RICHARD STALLMAN AND I DON'T WEAR SHOES IN PUBLIC l\ ,/ BECAUSE NO ONE TAUGHT ME HOW TO BEHAVE ._ `|] /j `\\, \|f7 _,/' "`=,k/,x-' ,z/fY-=- -'" .y \ ' \itz OR WASH FOR THAT MATTER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-23.txt #3348 INTERJECTION (Sat, 2008 Aug 23) .---. .---. OOH A DICK / .-./ \.-. \ /-( /`._______.'\ )-\ OOH A DICK ( ) \ / ( ) `-' \ / `-' OOH A DICK \ / \ / VK |`-^-'| | | OOH A DICK (REPRISE) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-13.txt #3125 ELLEN DEGENERES (Sun, 2008 Jan 13) \\\\\_____________________\"-._ jgs /////~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/.-' IS THERE ANY REASON GOD HASN'T RUBBED OUT ELLEN DEGENERES YET I'VE SENT EMAILS TO HIM AND EVERYTHING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-26.txt #3290 HUMAN RIGHTS COMPLAINT (Thu, 2008 Jun 26) `;.`;'. `;);.(~;(`; `(;);;;;;);(::` ;)(; ; ;;~;;;(; SHOVING `(`;;~- -~(;~;)`) ;(`;) ' ;);;; ; AND PUSHING `;);;(;`\ ^_/(;)~;;); (;);.;) ':);( ..(; AND CRYING AFTERWARDS `'((;); )(.');`: ;.' );("'(""/; ;`.) AND FILING A HUMAN RIGHTS COMPLAINT | | / / \ \;);: | |/ /WwW\ \;`' \ /) .X.\ \ \_/ .X. \_/ TS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-30.txt #3294 SAVING GRACE (Mon, 2008 Jun 30) ..,;;;;,. .:((()()())):. :(()"'"'""'()): BLAH BLAH SAVING GRACE BLAH BLAH .:()"<*>.<*>"():. :())) ._. (((): (())\ -=- /(()) .'(()) - (())('. / ))\ /(( \ ______/ /( \_/ ) \ \______/ ________( : )_________ \____._._____/ )===[]===( TC / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-09.txt #3334 A STATISTIC (Sat, 2008 Aug 9) A SINGLE DICK IS A MOUTHFUL /~-____-_ //; ~~~~-~---____ /// .'\ \ ~~/ /// \,\_)\ / /// ,\~. _/ / //'_ ','~ \\ / // ~~~---____ / // TY ~~~~~~~--/ A MILLION DICKS IS A STATISTIC File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-24.txt #3288 STARCHILD (Tue, 2008 Jun 24) _)_ .-'(/ '-. / ` \ / - - \ MY FIRST NAME IS "STARCHILD" (` a a `) BECAUSE MY PARENTS HATE ME \ ^ / '. '---' .' .-`'---'`-. / \ / / ' ' \ \ _/ /| |\ \_ `/|\` |+++++++|`/|\` /\ /\ | `-._.-` | \ / \ / |_ | | _| jgs | _| |_ | (ooO Ooo) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-21.txt #3346 BILL MOYERS (Thu, 2008 Aug 21) .-. .-. | COULD BILL MOYERS JUST GET IT OVER WITH .-. | | AND SUCK A FUCKING COCK ALREADY | | | | ___ | | | |/ _ \ ___ | /o\_'||.' o `. | \=/ /|| `---' \ ___// \ \____/ (`__') SORRY I MEANT BILL O'REILLY ///////\\\\\\\ `--.____.--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-05.txt #3117 YOUTUBE DEBATES (Sat, 2008 Jan 5) , | , \ / ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ HMM I WONDER HOW WE CAN MAKE THESE PRESIDENTIAL ;;\ // x x /;;; DEBATES EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS ??!?!?!?!?!? \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / OR HOW ABOUT PERHAPS EVEN LESS CREDIBLE OR \ `-'\__/-' / USEFUL TO WATCH ?!?!?!?!?!? \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | I KNOW LET'S FUCKING ADD YOUTUBE | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-11.txt #3123 HEADBUTTS (Fri, 2008 Jan 11) _,...,_ .'@/~~~\@'. EVEN HEADBUTTS CANNOT KEEP ME WATCHING SOCCER //~~\___/~~\\ |@\__/@@@\__/@| |@/ \@@@/ \@| \\__/~~~\__// '.@\___/@.' jgs `"""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-18.txt #3282 DIVISIVE (Wed, 2008 Jun 18) ___ {-) |\ [m,].-"-. / [][__][__] \(/\__/\)/ [__][__][__][__]~~~~ | | NEXT POLITICIAN WHO SAYS "DIVISIVE" AGAIN [][__][__][__][__][] / | IS GETTING PUNCHED IN THE RIGHT TIT [__][__][__][__][__]| /| | [][__][__][__][__][]| || | ~~~~ YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU OBAMA ejm [__][__][__][__][__]__,__, \__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-28.txt #3445 GIVING YOU THE BIRD (Fri, 2008 Nov 28) ,+*^^*+___+++_ ,*^^^^ ) _+* ^**+_ GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE +^ _ _++*+_+++_, ) _+^^*+_ ( ,+*^ ^ \+_ ) GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE { ) ( ,( ,_+--+--, ^) ^\ { (@) } f ,( ,+-^ __*_*_ ^^\_ ^\ ) GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE {:;-/ (_+*-+^^^^^+*+*<_ _++_)_ ) ) / ( / ( ( ,___ ^*+_+* ) < < \ U _/ ) *--< ) ^\-----++__) ) ) ) ( ) _(^)^^)) ) )\^^^^^))^*+/ / / ( / (_))_^)) ) ) ))^^^^^))^^^)__/ +^^ ( ,/ (^))^)) ) ) ))^^^^^^^))^^) _) TRANSLATION: *+__+* (_))^) ) ) ))^^^^^^))^^^^^)____*^ \ \_)^)_)) ))^^^^^^^^^^))^^^^) IF I COULD, I WOULD STUFF (_ ^\__^^^^^^^^^^^^))^^^^^^^) ^\___ ^\__^^^^^^))^^^^^^^^)\\ YOUR HEAD IN THE OVEN TOO ^^^^^\uuu/^^\uuu/^^^^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\ ___) >____) >___ ^\_\_\_\_\_\_\) Keely ^^^//\\_^^//\\_^ ^(\_\_\_\) ^^^ ^^ ^^^ ^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-14.txt #3431 D.A.M. (Fri, 2008 Nov 14) .-```-._ ,'_,^./`._> : o_) | /_`. BEWARE THE DREADED AQUAE MORTIS ; : \ / | \ :/ ,: ) /`( (,'\/`/\ : `--` : | | _.-'\ : ;(___,' \ / ,--..___ ,---..__`-._____.-' SSt `--.____,' \__,--._( File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-21.txt #3224 IN THE OCEAN (Mon, 2008 Apr 21) .---. / /"\ \ )/a a\( IN THE OCEAN ( ( - ) ) NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU NAG ) ) ( ( (__) \ ) /,(@)~(@\__) \\ \ / // \\/\'/\// (/^.^.^\) |^.^.^| |^.^.^| \^.^.^/ \^.^/ )^( /^.^\ /.^,^.\ jgs,/-,-|-,-\, ^~^~^`^~^~^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-28.txt #3200 HIS STORY (Fri, 2008 Mar 28) _ / } HISTORY ?!?!??!? MORE LIKE HIS STORY !!1!!!!!!!! /'.\ _/ ) (`- ( ,) |/ /| HUHHHHHHHHH DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUHHHHHHH I'M A FUCKWAD Elb ' ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-09.txt #3212 THE HAUNTING (Wed, 2008 Apr 9) _______________ /) JANET JACKSON'S (_______________((> 40-YEAR-OLD BOOBIE \) STILL HAUNTS ME Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-14.txt #3186 THE GHOST WHISPERER (Fri, 2008 Mar 14) : :!!!. !!!!!> : !?!!!!!!!!!!!` :!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !! X!!!!!!!X!!!!!!~` '!!. :H!?!!XXM!!!!!~ '!!XMM!!!X!!X!!!!!! THE GHOST KNOCKED !!MMX!MMHX!!!!\!!~ OVER THE `!MMX!?MMX!!!X! BONG AGAIN ~!MMXMM!!!!%! ?MMMM!!!!!M!. MMMMMX!!!!!!: .: `?MMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! '!MMMMMX!X?!!!!!!:.: 'MMMMMMX!!!!!!!!X!!: '!MMMMMXMM!HX!M!!!M !MMMMM!MMMMMHX!!! '!MMMMMMMMM$@M8MH `!!XMMMMMR8MMRMM `!MMMM8MMMM$f". "*MMMMRMMMX` ~*MMM$M~ `!*" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-15.txt #3187 CAVEAT (Sat, 2008 Mar 15) *** ***** ******* **** ******* ****** ***** ********** *** ********** **** | ********** ****** | ****** ****** | ** ****** | / **** | / ** | - \ | / \ | - \ | / \ | - \|/ \\\/// \\// IF I PISS THE BED FOLLOW THE STANDARD PROCEDURE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-01.txt #3173 VEGANS (Sat, 2008 Mar 1) /| /| | \ __ _ _ / ; ___ \ \ _.-"-" `~"\ `"--' / _.-' ""-._\ "" ._," ; "\"--._./ _.-' \./ "-""", ) ~" | / ,- .' , ' `o. ; ) \ ;/ ' ; / |/ ' | \ ' | / | J."\ , | " : \ .' : | ,. _) | | / f | |`--"--' \_ \ \ / _/ | \ "-._ _.| ( j/; -'/ \ | "/ ( | /, | I REFUSE TO EAT THE FLESH OF ANIMALS | \ | /\ |\_/// / OR ANYTHING THAT IS THE BYPRODUCT OF \ / \ | \ \ / / ANIMAL LABOR IN ANY WAY SO THAT INCLUDES || \ \| | | | THINGS LIKE BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH BLAH || \ \ | | / STILL YAPPING EVEN THOUGH NOBODY ON THIS |\ |_|/ || PLANET COULD GIVE A SHIT, INCLUDING ME L \ || || `"' |\ |\ [nabis] ( \. \ `. |_ _\|_ _\ " " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-08.txt #3211 STATUESQUE (Tue, 2008 Apr 8) ___ / ,_\ _____ / _)/ /o \ | \ /_ ` \__________ | \____ >__,_ \ | WHO WANTS TO SMEAR ME WITH POO | ____, | AND CALL ME A POO STATUE ???!!?!? \,___________ | \ | \ ( \ |__ \ \ \ \ _)_ __________\/ \ \____/ | ) \ | _________ , | | / | / | / | / | /_ | / %%%% %%%%% | ) | \ %%% ,, %%%%%%%% \ / | / (< ?%%%% | / | / ^ .' /_/ | (_ ___ /(___ WELL YOU CAN DO IT BUT IT WILL | ) /\ ~ /_\ TECHNICALLY BE A MISNOMER SINCE \ / _/\(\_)(_/)\ \_ YOU'LL STILL MOVE YOU LITTLE | / /\_/ \ x / \_/\ FUCKER ____ /_/_____ \_/ ) x \ \_/ |_____________| __// /==o==\ \\__ ) _________ (____/__/___( - \___\__\___________ || ||____ ____| __\ ________ _____ || || \// \ / \_ \// || || //\ \ / \ //\ || b'ger || \\/ \_/ \ \\/ || || /\\ \ / | /\\ || || \// / _ | \// || ||____//\________| |_____//\______ ||_________||______________/ |______________ )___________( /\_________\ |_____________| / | | \ \=/ \=/ .. . File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-20.txt #3223 IF YOU CANNOT SPEAK (Sun, 2008 Apr 20) _,-. ,-' _| EVER REWIND OVER AND OVER AGAIN THROUGH THE |_,-O__`-._ INITIAL AGENT SMITH/NEO INTERROGATION SCENE |`-._\`.__ `_. IN THE MATRIX AND BEAT OFF |`-._`-.\,-'_| _,-'. `-.|.-' | |`.-'|_ WHAT | |_|,-'_`. |-._,-' | NO, ME NEITHER jrei | | _,' '-|_,-' IT'S JUST A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-29.txt #3201 THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (Sat, 2008 Mar 29) __ .'/\'. .'-/__\-'. HURRAY THERE'S GOING TO BE A REMAKE OF .'--/____\--'. THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL .'--./______\.--'. .'--../________\..--'. .'--.._/__________\_..--'. .'--..__/____________\__..--'. .'--..___/______________\___..--'. '========'================'========' [_|__] [_|__] =[__|_]=====""=====[__|_]==. [_|__] '| [_|__] | [__|_] |' [__|_] | [_|__] .--JL--. [_|__] '===O [__|_] \====/ [__|_] [_|__]_.-| .; |-._[_|__] BUT INSTEAD OF THE COLD WAR AND OUR [__|_]'._ \__/(_.'[__|_] POTENTIAL NUCLEAR SELF-DESTRUCTION [.-._] [_.-.] GUESS WHAT THE DUDER IS GOING TO [_.-.'--..____..--'.-._] WARN US STUPID HUMANS ABOUT ??? (o) [(_.' .-. .-.'._)\ (o) (\'/) [ .-. (_.'.-. (_.' .-.](\'/) ;: [ (_.'.-. (_.' .-. (_.'| ;:' ;: [ .-. '._) .-. '._).-. ] ;:. [(_.' .-. '._) .-.'._)] (o) /.-. (_.'.-. (_.' .-.];:(o) (\'/)['._).-. (_.' .-.(_.'] (\'/) [ (_.'.-. .-.'._) \ ;: ;:' '-._ '._) '._) _.-' THAT'S RIGHT IT STARTS WITH "GLOBAL" LGB `---..____..---' ;:` AND ENDS WITH ME NOT WATCHING IT EVER ;:' ;:'.:; ;;" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-01.txt #3418 ECONOMICS (Sat, 2008 Nov 1) __ (`/\ `=\/\ __...--~~~~~-._ _.-~~~~~--...__ `=\/\ \ / \\ `=\/ V \\ //_\___--~~~~~~-._ | _.-~~~~~~--...__\\ // ) (..----~~~~._\ | /_.~~~~----.....__\\ ===( INK )==========\\|//==================== __ejm\___/________dwb`---`____________________ IN A COMPETITIVE MARKET, THE PROFIT-MAXIMIZING MARGINAL PRODUCT OF LABOR IS EQUAL TO THE WAGES FOR LABOR EXPRESSED IN TERMS OF THE PRICE !!!!!!!112231323FSFDKFSD WHEEZE COUGH CAN I HAVE MY NOBEL PRIZE NOW OR WHATEVER IT IS THEY HAND OUT LIKE CANDY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-15.txt #3432 THE TUMMY (Sat, 2008 Nov 15) .-._ J L-"""-,,__.-"-.-=a. ,:--"---=. ) P'- ` ,`88P' `.| .' LOOKING FORWARD TO STEVEN SEAGAL'S L .- `.a8 `8: -=a)\__: L -- .:` `"a ,`b.`J .___..=-. ,-, | - .`. >, .a( ( Y:`:"` `ba--. ,:' | \_ .:. (8' -'' `) _J d`,:d( `Y ` `ada._ J )8\._ 8 .:. "=. )8: /`. `b`'`":. ` ":._.-|L :"P=``- `a `:. ``,aP:J L `: ` `` . ` `<8 J) ( `a. `- ,8"aP| .':. `. ` _ :( L , `a...::-8aP"dJ:. :. ` . ` _ ,' `P J.a=. ``, `"88:::.(``"::.` `8. . `-. / >-. \::.aa.`.'-. `":(.`, ,L:.` . `8. \ ` `:. Y( ( \ \(` `":.',.', ,`--. .:|:.`. `=._Y=\ ` ):a) .b \: `:. '..` ,,_.::::da`J `"-:.-.-' `. . -.a8 |`) . ` _.---':: )`..``':'"="'.a\ `-. : L \):--' `-'--.:.`.'.` :P' ) THE TUMMY `-. a) /.:=.J ```""""-"' `-' a:f `' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-29.txt #3446 IF I WERE PRESIDENT (Sat, 2008 Nov 29) \| ... -:. //||\\ _. PLEASE WATCH `::::' Q Q ``::::::+. "IF I WERE PRESIDENT" ._"__.' \ BY JIMMY WALES, ____ `==' _._ THE USELESS TOOL .' ` .' .:- .-. ` .' '.') ' _` /||. __.--|_.' ' : ( \/' /\\ /,=-U' ' : `. `. /U ' ' . ( -._.---" ....-----( ' . ` -. ) .:\:::\ '`. ` ` .' _ ( .:::::::::....--`--..-' \ ( ``-.\:::'' \ \ \\ ""\\-' `..:.\ `:-=/) `(::) ` .:::/ a:f_______________________________ |::/ _________ ______... .."\\/ .......------"""""" __.. . \\ -. _ . __..--'' .-' `+ () `-' __..---""" ..........|_ `-. . '' ....:::::::::::::.\.' ) . .-' ````::::::''''.""" . .-' . . . . File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-10.txt #3122 UP IN THE WORLD (Thu, 2008 Jan 10) ________________________ /' `\ / ,ssssssssssosssssssssss. \ / dSSSSSSSSSS/|\SSSSSSSSSSSb \ / dSSP' p / \ q `?SSb \ pb / dSSP /V\ /V\ ?SSb \ / dSSP /"\ /"\ ?SSb \ / dSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSb \ / dSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSb \ / \ `-------------------------------------------' AMAZING HOW JASMIN ST. CLAIRE HAS FINALLY MOVED UP IN THE WORLD: FROM A THIRD-RATE PORN STAR (WITH EXTRA EMPHASIS ON ANAL) TO A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER WELL I'M NOT REALLY SURE THAT'S A MOVE UP ACTUALLY AS IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT THE SAME EXCEPT WITH MORE ANAL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-19.txt #3283 AN INTERESTED VOTER (Thu, 2008 Jun 19) _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ALL I CAN SAY IS IS I'M *DEFINITELY* NOT VOTING FOR GEORGE W. BUSH THIS TIME AROUND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT WHAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-20.txt #3345 TWEETS (Wed, 2008 Aug 20) .-. (/^\) (\ /) I'M TWEETING ABOUT TWATS .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-04.txt #3116 IT'S A REAL WORD (Fri, 2008 Jan 4) _ _ //\ /\\ // \______ / \\ // / \ \\ // / \ \\ I'M SELF-DEFENESTRATING // / sSSSs \ \\ //_ / sSSSsSs \ _\\ //`_\ Ss. . s /_,\\ // \` Ss\ _ /Ss , / \\ // / \ \sSs_) (_sSs/ / \ \\ // / \_|_ \ / _|_/ \ \\ \\ / sS\ _^_ /ss \ // \\/ ) ( \// `===========================' drx/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-25.txt #3289 GLORIA STEINEM (Wed, 2008 Jun 25) ,-""-. /) / c/-} // ( ,--)T-. // NEWS FLASH: `/ ,_) )\__,-/ / /. \'_,-"< GLORIA STEINEM IS STILL WHINEY / / ) _`).__ _/,' ( ""-."-. ALSO MORE CREAKY, SCRATCHY '-/ _/`-----. ),' o!O '"-'"""----" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-08.txt #3333 NEW WIKIPEDIA CATEGORY (Fri, 2008 Aug 8) ///. // 7 [[CATEGORY:FORMER LIBERALS]] ???? Y `-__.`. .\\ / .----' 7'/ [[CATEGORY:ACCUSED DICK-TOUCHERS]] ???? / / \\/ \ /___/ | a=' I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST AN ADDITIONAL WIKIPEDIA \ \ /_ / CATEGORY: / / \\ \ / .' \\ \ [[CATEGORY:PEOPLE WHO WERE MEAN TO ME `--` ''-' AsH IN HIGH SCHOOL (P.S. I HAVE ASPERGER'S)]] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-24.txt #3349 NERF/NERD (Sun, 2008 Aug 24) .-_ ."'. //, ) " \,'``'`, `. \ . '# ) NERF FIGHT ????? NERD FIGHT ?????? `"'( ,_,. _ _..'. `"/ `)-. AREN'T THOSE THE SAME THING .``)_ `-` _-` `-` `-' /`- \_ , .". ,' ,' .". ' ; /``'-.-`'";. : ' : : ; ` , \ ' ; \ ' `-._. `, / `_.,-,`'-,,,,,-'`-,_` : ," jb `. , . : ; ; ,' _` (_,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-09.txt #3273 THANKS WIKIPEDIA (Mon, 2008 Jun 9) _,,---.)\__ JUST REMEMBER FOLKS: ,'. ""`. f.: \ IF WIKIPEDIA IS EVER WRONG, ,-.|: ,-. ,-. Y-. ESPECIALLY IN AN ARTICLE ABOUT ,-. f , \. /: \ . / | j YOU, THEN IT'S *YOUR* FAULT f. Y `.`. _`. ,'_ |f |: | ) ) "` "` |' BECAUSE AFTER ALL IF YOU'D l:. l ( ' --. j BEEN CONTRIBUTING YOU WOULD Y: Y_,--.Y: __ ( HAVE FIXED IT ,-.| ,'.::..):.. ,'"-'Y. Y f:. \ ::. '"'`--` j j:: Y-.__ __,,-'___ f;\::. | ``""""''__(""'_,.`--. ,--. NEXT TIME MAYBE YOU l:::::... j--. ,'.. `"' Y-'.:::) SHOULD DEVOTE MORE `-..::::::_,,-' :). `--'(::.. ,j..::--( EFFORT TO IMPROVING f`"""'. . )-(:. .:::`---\:.-'Y;:::::::Y WIKIPEDIA INSTEAD j:::::::::.. Y: ..:::::`;_,;;;::::::j OF COMPLAINING ABOUT f::;;;;;::::::. j: ...::::\;;:::_,,' HOW YOU WERE LIBELLED l;;::::::::: _,;: (., .....Y::."\ Y;;;::::_,-';::.. |:::. Y l;;;;;:::`-;;;::.... j;;::.| AND SOMEHOW THIS LOGIC `;;;;;;;;;:);;;;:::::... /\;;;;:j MAKES SENSE TO WIKIPEDOS PK "`------'-.;;;;::::::::...._,-'" `---' ``"""""""""""'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-30.txt #3355 AND THE REPUBLICAN VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS (Sat, 2008 Aug 30) _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; VPILF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-14.txt #3126 PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING (Mon, 2008 Jan 14) _, ^(o.).__. WHY CAN'T I GET INTO WRESTLING ?!?!?!?!?!? / , o o) / `u-u',._/ ( _\ \ `|-| ----`.__)------| |------- `-' Ojo98 OH RIGHT BECAUSE I HAVE A BRAIN AND A PENIS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-18.txt #3343 DREAM SEQUENCES (Mon, 2008 Aug 18) z z ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING DREAM SEQUENCES ALREADY Z .--. Z Z TRY ACTUALLY WRITING YOU FUCKING HACKS / _(c\ .-. __ | / / '-; \'-'` `\______ \_\/'/ __/ ) / ) | \--, | \`""`__-/ .'--/ /--------\ \ \\` ///-\/ / /---;-. '-' jgs (________\ \ '-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-21.txt #3285 IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT (Sat, 2008 Jun 21) _____ / \ (____/\ ) |___ U?(____ _\L. | \ ___ / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT ( / _/u | \___|_)_| \| \\ / / \_(___ __) MY BALLS ARE AWESOME | \\ / / | | | | ) _/ / ) | | _\__/.-' /___( | | _/ __________/ \ | | // / ( ) | | ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| \ (___\ |______)_/ \ |\ \ \ / \ | \__ ) )___/ \ \ )/ /__( ___ | /_//___| \_________ _/ ( / OUuuu \ `----'(____________) MR File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-28.txt #3140 TIGER REPELLANT (Mon, 2008 Jan 28) __,,,,_ _ __..-;''`--/'/ /.',-`-. TIME TO MASTURBATE (`/' ` | \ \ \\ / / / / .-'/`,_ /'`\ \ | \ | \| // // / -.,/_,'-, /<7' ; \ \ | ; ||/ /| | \/ |`-/,/-.,_,/') / _.-, `,-\,__| _-| / \ \/|_/ | '-/.;.\' `-` f/ ; / __/ \__ `/ |__/ | `-' | -| =|\_ \ |-' | IT KEEPS THE TIGERS AWAY __/ /_..-' ` ),' // fL ((__.-'((___..-'' \__.' OR SO FAR IT HAS A 100% SUCCESS RATE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-11.txt #3428 POOR LETTERMAN (Tue, 2008 Nov 11) '-. '-. _____ .-._ | '. WELP IT'S 2008 : .. | : '-._+ | .-' SO DAVID LETTERMAN'S SHITTY SHOW / \ .'i--i HAS SUCKED FOR WHAT, TWENTY YEARS NOW ?????? / \ .-'_/____\___ .-' : fsc: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-05.txt #3422 LOL PRESIDENT (Wed, 2008 Nov 5) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++#######+++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++###########+++++++++++++++ ++++++++++##############+++++++++++++ +++++++++#####++++++++###++++++++++++ ++++++++###++++++++++++###+++++++++++ ++++++++##++++++++++++++###++++++++++ +++++++##+++++++++++++++####+++++++++ +++++++#+++++++++++++++++###+++++++++ ++++++##+++++++++++++++++####++++++++ ++++++#+++++++++++++++##++@##++++++++ +++++##++++++++++++##########++++++++ +++++##++++++++#+++##+####+###+++++++ +++++##++++#####+++#++#####+##+++++++ +++++##+++##+###+++#++++""++##+++++++ +++++##+++++#++#+++#+++++++++##++++++ +++++##++++@++++++++#+++++++##+#+++++ +++++#+++++++++++++++#++++++##+#+++++ ++++++#+++++++++++++#++++++####++++++ ++++++##+++++++++++####++++####++++++ ++++++++++++++++@#+###++++++####+++++ +++++##+#+++++++++++++++++++##+#+++++ +++++#++++++++++++++##++++++####+++++ +++++#+@++++++++++######++++##+++++++ +++++#+#+#+++++++##+++#+++++##+++++++ ++++++#++#++++++##+++###++++##+++++++ +++++++#++++++++++++++++++#####++++++ +++++++++#+++++++++++#++++#####++++++ +++++++++++#+++++++++++++###########+ ++++++++++++#+++++++++++############+ +++++++++++++#++++++++##############+ ++++++++++++++##++++########+#######+ +++++++++++++#++###########++#######+ +++++++++++###+++#########++########+ ++++++++#######++++######+++########+ ++++++#########+++++++##++++########+ +++++##########+++++###++++#########+ +++############+++++#++++++#########+ ++##############++++#++++++#########+ ++##############++++++++++####+++###+ +###############++++++++++###++#++##+ +###############++++ +++++###+###+##+ +###############++++++#++####+++++##+ +################+++++#++####+++++##+ +################++++++++######+####+ +#############++####################+ I CAN HAS BLAK PREZIDENT ???? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-05.txt #3177 RUNNING AWAY (Wed, 2008 Mar 5) __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / | ./ _."." _." / |"----" _." jjs \ I PUNCH HOOKERS AND THEN RUN AWAY !!!!! WHILE SAYING "BWAHAHAHA I PUNCHED YOU AND GOT AWAY WITH IT" THOUGH THEY CAN'T HEAR ME VERY WELL SINCE I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM THEM AT THE TIME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-11.txt #3183 INTERVENTION (Tue, 2008 Mar 11) LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT SO-CALLED "BLOWJOB MACHINE" YOU BUILT AND WHY IT NEEDS GEARS THAT GRIND AND PINCH / (((( ( )(:[ (((( File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-18.txt #3221 NO TORNADO (Fri, 2008 Apr 18) . '@(@@@@@@@)@. (@@) ` . ' . @@'((@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@)@@@@@@@)@ @@(@@@@@@@@@@))@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@` . @.((@@@@@@@)(@@@@@@@@@@@@@@))@\@@@@@@@@@)@@@ . (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@\\@@)@@@@@@@@) (@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@@@@@@//@@@@@@@@@) ` .@(@@@@)##&&&&&(@@@@@@@@)::_=(@\\@@@@)@@ . .' @@`(@@)###&&&&&!!;;;;;;::-_=@@\\@)@`@. ` @@(@###&&&&!!;;;;;::-=_=@.@\\@@ ' ` @.#####&&&!!;;;::=-_= .@ \\ ####&&&!!;;::=_- ` ###&&!!;;:-_= ##&&!;::_= DON'T SUCK MY DICK AND ##&&!;:= TELL ME THERE'S A TORNADO ##&&!:- #&!;:- #&!;= #&!- #&= jgs #&- \\#/' ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-30.txt #3233 UWE BOLL (Wed, 2008 Apr 30) .__ .-". (o\"\ | | UWE BOLL: \_\ | | _.---:_ | THE DEREK SMART OF FILMMAKING ("-..-" / "-.-" / / | "--" AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-24.txt #3227 CUTTING BEHAVIOR (Thu, 2008 Apr 24) _ ,'| _ |`, _ ,'| _ |`, _ (:\ /// /:) \\\ (:\ /// /:) \\\ (:\ \:\ )// /:/ \\( \:\ )// /:/ \\( \:\ ==\:(======/:(=====):/=====):\====\:(======/:(=====):/=====):\====\:(=== )\\ /:/ //( \:\ )\\ /:/ //( \:\ )\\ \\\ (:/ /// \:) \\\ (:/ /// \:) \\\ Krogg`.| " |.' " `.| " |.' " `.| I'M A CUTTER AND SOMETIMES EVEN A PASTER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-25.txt #3228 FALSE ALARM (Fri, 2008 Apr 25) (() /|||\ (())))) I THINK I LOVE YOU (|( */ ))( ,` (|)()) ( ) \ o ,...., /, _) (\_ |::::: .\\__| \ \ (::::: NOPE, WAIT, SORRY, FALSE ALARM /\\ | \_\ \;;; ( |)| \ \__)_(__ JUST GAS | | \ ) | | \ | | | __ | :/ | | | \ |_____| | | | \/ | |___| | \ | ) I\__\ _| |.___._.'_ SO FUCK OFF \`--, (_____( ) Sher^ `'' |_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-10.txt #3182 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO DR. DRE AND ICE CUBE (Mon, 2008 Mar 10) I STARTED THIS FAGGOT SHIT \ / \ o ^ o / \ ( ) / ____________(%%%%%%%)____________ ( / / )%%%%%%%( \ \ ) (___/___/__/ \__\___\___) ( / /(%%%%%%%)\ \ ) (__/___/ (%%%%%%%) \___\__) /( )\ / (%%%%%) \ (%%%) ! AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-19.txt #3222 BIG BANG NUCLEOSYNTHESIS (Sat, 2008 Apr 19) )))))))))))) )))))))))))))) ^^^^^ )))))))))))) ;"/"\"; )))))))) )))))))))))))))))) / / ; \ ))))))))))) ; /\ \" : ))))))))) / ; ; " ; \\ ))))))))))))))))))))))) ; / \ \ ; \ )))))))))))))))))))/ ; / \ \ )))))))); ; ; \ / ; \ \ / ; ; \ - / - / \ -ii `-- /iiiii \ ,-iiii ` `- __ /iiiiiiiiiii ______ 'iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ALPHER, BETHE, GAYBO iiii iiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-04.txt #3176 A SERIOUS DRAWBACK (Tue, 2008 Mar 4) _.,_ ,-'.' .`-, ;; '. ' `. ;` - _ _,-; ' ; `. ,% .-, - ,_.,-'` ';; ; : ;%' | | \ ___ _._,-`'\ `'-`' _.,' `. ) __,--`-,,`' ,._,.-`-., _.,-.--.-,`''` | _| |__ `---'////\ / .-, `-`-^--`'^`-...,,| | |.,/ //\)(/ `-\.-. | `-' ( .-; | | ,. `-~ ~~-. `._.' ,/ / `~ ~~~ ~~ /,.`) // / WHEN TRYING TO DRINK LESS ON A REGULAR /_ `/ BASIS THERE'S A SERIOUS DRAWBACK: ( `/ mic YOU DON'T GET AS FUCKED UP AND SO YOU'RE BORED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-04.txt #3421 ELECTION ADVICE (Tue, 2008 Nov 4) uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u" uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu "u IF YOU CANNOT LEGALLY VOTE IN u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u AND WANT TO GIVE US ADVICE u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u ABOUT WHO/WHAT TO VOTE FOR u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u IN TODAY'S ELECTION HERE'S u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u MY RESPONSE $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$" ... "$... ...$" ... "$$$ ... "$$$ $ $ $$$u `"$$$$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$ $$$ $$$ $ $ $$$$$$uu "$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$ """ u$$$ $ $ $$$""$$$ $$$$ $$$u "$$$" u$$ $$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$....,$$$$$..$$$$$....,$$$$..$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" GET FUCKED IN THE NECK DIPSHIT "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" YOUR OPINION DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u """""""""""""""""" u" GET OVER IT AND BUY A LATTE OR SOMETHING """""""""""""""""""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-10.txt #3427 AISLE VS. ISLE (Mon, 2008 Nov 10) _ /_'. _ _ \ / '-. WELCOME TO THE MASTURBATION AISLE < ``-.;),--'` IN THE MASTURBATION CENTER '--. | | ,----. | | /,-""-.\ | `. |/ " ,' `. ,' Krogg `._____,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-19.txt #3344 THE DAY THE DUDE STOOD STILL (Tue, 2008 Aug 19) ,'"". ) ,| YAY A REMAKE OF THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL / /,'-. / // /.`. WAIT ,' // / `.`. ( )--.`. //| WHY IS THE ALIEN MAKING ME BUY CARBON CREDITS |`--'| `.`.// | `--' `./ / | | / |_________|/ -shimrod File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-31.txt #3356 TOO TRUE (Sun, 2008 Aug 31) ______________________________________________________ __________|___________,_______________________________ __________|__________//,______________________________ WHY __________|__________\|/;..___________________________ DON'T __________|___________\\//\,._________________________ THESE __________|___________/ '\/_________________________ ASSHOLES __________|__________/,* _ |_________________________ UPDATE __________|_________( ) ( ) (_________________________ THIS __________|__________\( " \________________________ WEB __________|____________) \\______________________ COMIC __________|___________( \\\___________________ MORE __________|____________\ ( \\ \\\_________________ FUCKING __________|____________(\ \\ \\ \\\_______________ OFTEN __________|_____________\\ \\ \\ \\\_____________ __________|______________\\ \\ \\ \\____________ __________|_______________\\ \\ \\ \\___________ __________|________________\-\ \\\ \\\\___________ __________|_________________\ /\_ \\\ \\___________ __________|__________________(( \-___- \\\__________ __________|___________________\ \_______ \\\_________ __________|____________________\ \_______ \\\________ __________|_____________________\ \________\\\_______ __________|______________________\ \________\\\______ __________|_______________________\ \________\\______ __________|________________________(--)_______________ __________|___________________________________________ BRAWK __________|___________________________________________ bni File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-15.txt #3127 PROPOSITION 23 (Tue, 2008 Jan 15) ___ \\|| ,'_,-\ WHY DON'T WE JUST CRUCIFY EVERYBODY WE DON'T LIKE ;'____\ || =\=| IT WORKED FOR THE ROMANS THEREFORE IT WILL WORK FOR US || - | ,---'._--''-,,---------.--.----_, / `-._- _--/,,| ___,,--'--'._< /-._, `-.__;,,|' / ;\ / , ; / ,' | _ - ',/, ; ( ( | /, ,,; \ \ | ',,/,; \ \ | /, / ,; (| ,^.| / ,, ,/; `-'./ `-._,, ,/,; >-._ `-._,,; jrei |/,,`-._ `-. |, ,;, ,`-._\ (OTHERWISE KNOWN AS PROPOSITION 23, ROCK THE VOTE) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-01.txt #3113 9/11 TRUTHER (Tue, 2008 Jan 1) ,-------------------. ,' ; I'M A 9/11 TRUTHER ,' .'| ,' .'# | ,' .'# # |888 :-------------------.'# # # |)(888) - - \ | # # # # # # # # # | # # # |8888)(8) \ . , | # # # # # # # # # | # # # |88)(88) \ - . \ ' | # # # # # # # # # | # # # |8)(88) = \ - | / - , # ####### # # # # | # # # |(8) . / - \ , - / , . ############# # # | # # # | ] _ \ , - \ - , "################# | # # # | - . / \ /############## # | # # # | . - / # # # # # # # | # # # | OH YOU MEAN THEY CAUGHT IT ON VIDEO | # # # # # # # # # | # # # | | # # # # # # # # # | # # # | OH THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING | # # # # # # # # # | # # # | # # # # # # # # # | # # GOLLY | # # # # # # # # # | # metallo | # # # # # # # # # | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-08.txt #3272 BLU-RAY (Sun, 2008 Jun 8) ,,,, / ' /.. / THE BEST PART ABOUT SONY WINNING THE FORMAT WARS ( c D IS THAT FOR THE NEXT EIGHT YEARS I HAVE TO ENDURE \- '\_ THE FACT THAT ANYONE WRITING THE WORD "BLU-RAY" MAY `-'\)\ IN FACT BE A PERFECTLY NORMAL ADULT HUMAN BEING |_ \ |U \\ (__,// |. \/ LL__I ||| ||| ,,-``'\ jv File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-25.txt #3350 BLEG (Mon, 2008 Aug 25) .-. ___ ( ) ___ ,_.-' `'-| |-'` '-._, '. .-| |-. .' `~~~~` |.') `~~~~` (_.| |._) YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN BLOGGING ?!?!?!? |.') (_.| BLEGGING |._) ('.| THAT'S WHERE YOU USE YOUR BLOG TO BEG FOR MONEY |._) jgs '-' ONE WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE HARD TO BECOME MORE DOUCHEBAGGY THAN BLOGGING IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT BLOGGERS FOUND A WAY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-17.txt #3129 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO LUDACRIS (Thu, 2008 Jan 17) _________________________ || || || || || ||, , ,|| || || (||/|/(\||/ || || ||| _'_`||| || EXECUTE YOUR TEMPORIZATION BUT ABOVE ALL PLEASE || || o o || || ENSURE THAT THE SITUATION DOES NOT REVERSE ITSELF || (|| - `||) || || || = || || ScS || ||\___/|| || ||___||) , (||___|| /||---||-\_/-||---||\ / ||--_||_____||_--|| \ (_(||)-| S123-45 |-(||)_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-27.txt #3352 MMORPG (Wed, 2008 Aug 27) __ __ _ _.-._ _.-`-._ _ _.- .-' -' `-._ .-`-- ._`-._`-. `-.`-._..-`__.-' _.-` `-. .-' `-._ `-._ `-._ `-. _ _.--' _/ ``-. .-'"`-._.. \_ _ _.-' _.-' _\ .' \_ \_ `-._/_.-` _.- /__.- ` \ | _.' `-._ `-._ _ _.-` _/ _.-` _.'( \`-._ .' ) _/ __/ _.-'/ _.' `._ \_ _.' `-._/ -._ _.' _/ _/ / __.-'( \`-._`-.)_ ._ _.-`_/ _(_ _.' ) ( `-.__`-. `-. `--.__. _.' | / (`-. `-._ __/ _.' .;:::=. | ( .-===. (`-. `-._ _/ _/ / .-. ) ` ' .-. \ ``-. `-._ _.' '-._) ( ) (_.-' : `-. _.' _/' `--=. `. .' `---= ' `-. \_ _.-` ' ) `. ; .' `-. ._ _.) / \ ' ( `-. _/ _' / _.-- ) / \ `-. `-. )`-._ `.-. .' .` __.-` ( -._ '.\ `-. `-._ -.`-._ _`-. ( _.-'.-' `-.__`---' \ `-. . `_`(` _.\ _.-' ___) '-.'-.._ \ `-. `-.` ) _.-' _.-``'./`._ '._) '-.'-.'-. ) `-. `( ) ) _.-' .-'`-.__`-.-' ('__\ `-. `-. `-.))_\ _.' _.-' _.-'_.-'.-' (_.'`-._`-.`-.`-.``-._` `-. _.-' _.-' _.'-.'_.' `-.`-.`-.`-.`-._`-._` `-. _.-' _.-' ).-'_.' `-.`-.`-_.`-.`-.`-._` `-._ _.'_.).-' _.-' `-.`-.`-.`-.`-.`-._` `-.__.-'_.--' LGB `-._`-.`-.`-.`-.`-. `-.`-.`-.`-.`-.` WIKIPEDIA IS THE BEST MMORPG EVER `-.`-.`-.`-` TRY MAKING LIFE DIFFICULT FOR ALL THE OTHER EDITORS AND YOU CAN SEE HOW FUN IT CAN REALLY BE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-03.txt #3115 TRAVOLTA IN DRAG (Thu, 2008 Jan 3) ________ /________\ //( ( ( ( \\ || ((|| FINALLY ||) ) ` ) )|| || (\___( ( || \|) ) \)_|/ / ((\_v_/ \ JOHN TRAVOLTA IN DRAG / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | THIS IS WHAT I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO SEE | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ | | | | `~~| |~~' |\ /| | \ / | |___V___| | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| / \ / \ ______/ \_______ ============================ Alyssa File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-22.txt #3286 BIPOLAR DISORDER (Sun, 2008 Jun 22) __,--'\ __,--' :. \. _,--' \`. BIPOLAR DISORDER IS A SERIOUS DISEASE /|\ ` \ `. / | \ `: \ `/ IT IS CHALLENGING AND CAN AFFECT YOUR / '| \ `:. \ JOB AND FRIENDS / , | \ \ / |: \ `:. \ /| ' | \ :. _,-'`. \' |, / \ ` \ `:. _,-'_| `/ '._; \ . \ `_,-'_,-' \' `- .\_ |\,-'_,-' SO WALK IT OFF, FAGGOT `--|_,`' jrei `/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-06.txt #3423 MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH (Thu, 2008 Nov 6) @@@@@@@ @@ @@ @@ ^ ^ @@ OKAY !!!! I'VE DECIDED I'M GOING TO TAKE A STAND @@ " @@ IN THIS HISTORIC ELECTION BECAUSE IT'S REALLY @\ O /@ IMPORTANT !!!!! '---' ____| |____ / | | \ __| | \ / | |__ / | | * | | \ WHAT DO I DO NOW / / | | \ \ / / /|==%====|\ \ \ DO I HAVE TO REGISTER OR SOMETHING / _O/ / / _ \ \ \O_ \ JP / =,_/ / / \ \ \_,= \ / / // \\ \ \ / \__// \\__/ \ / \ ################################# File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-12.txt #3429 JOE (Wed, 2008 Nov 12) .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. / // \ / \ MY BALLS ARE JOE | // : | ......::::: : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' AsH `"----"' `"----"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-12.txt #3184 ASSOCIATE'S DEGREE (Wed, 2008 Mar 12) . | . . \ * / . ^^^^^ I WENT TO FAT SCHOOL -- |_____| -- / // \\ / . (( O O )) . )) - (( // o \\ //- \_/ -\\ / \__ __/ \ . V . | ( ^ ) | | | | | | |) (| | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-06.txt #3178 RUSSIAN MASSAGE PARLORS (Thu, 2008 Mar 6) MAYBE WIKIPEDIA WILL PAY FOR *MY* VISITS TO RUSSIAN MASSAGE PARLORS () () () () || || || || ||(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=)=)||(=(=(=(=(=(=|=)=)=)=)=)=)||(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=)=)|| ||| : | ! ! | : | ! | : |||| : | ! ! : | : | ! | : |||| : | ! ! | : | ! | : ||| ||| : | ! : | : | ! | : |||| : | ! ! | | : | ! | : |||| : | ! : | : | ! | : ||| ||| | | | | | | | | | | |||| | | | : ! | | | | | | |||| | | | | | | | | | | ||| ||| ! | : ! | ! | ! | ! |||| ! | : : ! | ! | ! | ! |||| ! | : ! | ! | ! | ! ||| ||| | | | : | | | | | | |||| | | | ! : | | | : | | |||| | | | : | | | : | | ||| ||| : | ! ! | : | : | : |||| : | ! | ! | : | ! | : |||| : | ! ! | : | ! | : ||| ||| ! | : | | ! | ! | ! |||| ! | : : : | ! | : | ! |||| ! | : | | ! | : | ! ||| ||| | | : ! | | | | | | |||| | | : | ! | : | : | | |||| : | : ! | : | : | | ||| ||| : | | : | : | : | : |||| : | | ! | | | | | | : |||| | | | : | | | | | : ||| ||| | | ! | | | | | | | |||| | | ! : : | : | : | | |||| ! | ! | | : | : | | ||| ||| ! | | : | ! | ! | ! |||| ! | ! |'_,|,_,| ! | ! |||| : | | _ | !_| ! | ! ||| ||| | .oooO | |Oooo.| | |||| .oooO`-/ )'( \| Oooo. |||| ! | :/ )| ( \ : | | ||| ||| ! ( ) | !( )| ! |||| ( ) / ( ) \ ( ) |||| | | / ( | :) \! | ! ||| ||| :_ \ (_ | /`) /`-,: |||| ,\ ( ( ) ( ) ) /! |||| :_|( ) ( )'`\: ||| ||`-'/`-\_)`'` (_/ \'-`||`-'/\_)'oooO Oooo'(_/\'-`||`-'/`'oooO Oooo' `-'|| || /_________________\ || /___________________\ || /_________________\ || || |_________________| || |___________________| || |_________________| || || |/| \| || |/ \| || |/ |\| || ||__|||______________||__||__||_________________||__||__||______________|||__||_lc || ||| || || || || || || ||| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || /\_ _/\_ _/\_ _/\_ YOUNG LADY MASSAGE PLZ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-27.txt #3230 PLEASE DIE NOW (Sun, 2008 Apr 27) .-"""-. | : : | / ===== \ [ ] "-[#]-" T T () | | ll WAIT... _ | | _ ll .-| |\_/| |-. ll DID SOMEONE JUST SAY / |.:::::.| \ lX WHAT WHAT (IN THE BUTT) ??? / <>+:[:]:+<> | /ll |.-Y-+%:::%+-Y-.\ //ll || | |;---;| | \\// ll PLEASE DIE NOW || | |:::::| | \Y ||_| |:::::| |_ ||#\u(""""")u/# LS ||# :|| :|| :# X'#__|`._.'|__# | :| | :| | :| | :| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-04-26.txt #3229 TONGUE PIERCINGS (Sat, 2008 Apr 26) __ __ .-'.' .-. '.'-. .'.(( ( ^ `> )).'. (COCKS GUN) /`'- \'._____\ (_____.'/ -'`\ |-''`.'------' '------'.`''-| OKAY HANDS UP WHO HAS A TONGUE PIERCING |.-'`.'.'.`/ | | \`.'.'.`'-.| \ .' . / | | | | \ . '. / '._. : _|_| |_|_ : ._.' SEE IT'S A FUN GAME LIKE SKEET SHOOTING ````` /T"Y"T\ ````` / | | | \ EXCEPT IT ACTUALLY IMPROVES THE GENE POOL jgs `'`'`'`'`'` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-07.txt #3179 WERKAHOLIC (Fri, 2008 Mar 7) ____ || | I'M JERKING AND WORK (WHICH I CALL WERKING) ||___| _)__<__ _ _ |____|__|:|___|:|_ | |_.---._|___| _ | o| | | |_o_| | || |/| |\| | |_||____|`\___/'|___| V _/-\_ LET'S FACE IT I'M A WERKAHOLIC fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-03-13.txt #3185 TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN (Thu, 2008 Mar 13) @..@ BIG FAT-ASS MOON-FACED (----) BULLFROGS WITH DOWN < I I > SYNDROME ARE NO EASIER " " TO CATCH, FUCK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-13.txt #3430 MOTHER GOD (Thu, 2008 Nov 13) + (|) A NICE LITTLE OLD CHINESE LADY CAME BY AND _____.___.|_|. WANTED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT THE MOTHER GOD | / \ |===| | / \ | o | |__/__v__\|, ,| | | | | | || || |/| . . . |','| SHE WAS DELICIOUS ||| A A A | , | ||| M M M | | wtx --------------------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-11-07.txt #3424 COLT MODEL 1911 (Fri, 2008 Nov 7) +-'~`---------------------------------/\-- ||"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" \\\\\\ \/~) || \\\\\\ \/_ |~~~~~~~~-________________-_________________\ ~--_ !---------|_________ ------~~~~~(-- )--~~ \ /~~~~\~~\ )--- \_ /( || | | \ () \\ I WAS MADE TO \\____/_ / ()\ \\ SHOOT FILIPINOS `~~~~~~~~~-. \ \\ \ \ <($)> \\ IT SOUNDS HORRIBLE \ \ \\ WHEN I JUST SAY IT \ \ \\ STRAIGHT OUT LIKE THAT \ \ \\ BUT IT'S TRUE \ \ () \| _\_\__====~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-06-23.txt #3287 NO FAIR (Mon, 2008 Jun 23) .-. (/^\) (\ /) NO FAIR .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ I HAD TO PLAY PORTAL AS A WOMAN \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-08-26.txt #3351 NUANCED (Tue, 2008 Aug 26) _,,,, \\ \ ____/c = o= \|// * _/ | /\__C/ -/_ / ,-. * _/ \ \__ ___ _\\_ | \ * __/ \ -/ O\/'_ \ \_ \ x | * / \____,\______\/ ' /\_,/// > ) \_ \ # _/_\/ / ,/ +\ / / _/ )_/ \ \ \ \__|+ O ) \/ _/ \/ \_ \ \ /\__D/ \ _/ ) _> ,) ) / _ o \ _/, _/ _/ / \ / / ,_/ __/ /_ . _/ \_ _\ / / \ o// _/ /_\__/ \_/ \ /__o/ \___| _/ / x( \/ '-,__ _// \__ __/\ \ x\ |______\ \ \> \ \ \ | // | \__ \ '-' / / \___( NEXT PERSON TO SAY "NUANCED" /_/ GETS KICKED IN THE NADS / O \ '- \__ \_____) b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-02.txt #3114 HAMMER MISSILE (Wed, 2008 Jan 2) T \`. T | T .--------------.___________) \ | T ! | |//////////////|___________[ ] ! T | ! `--------------' ) ( | ! mn '-' ! IF I HAD A HAMMER I'D DROP IT ON THE STROGG (HAMMER MISSILE DEPLOYABLE, YOU SEE) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-01-16.txt #3128 HIGH STAKES POKER (Wed, 2008 Jan 16) .------. .------. |A . | OKAY WELL HIGH STAKES POKER IS DONE FOR |A_ _ | .------; / \ | THE SEASON SO THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR |( \/ )|-----. _ |(_,_) | ME TO DO EXCEPT BEAT OFF AND PUNCH HOOKERS | \ / | /\ |( ) | I A| | \/ A|/ \ |_x_) |------' `-----+'\ / | Y A| (NOT IN THAT ORDER) | \/ A|-----' hjw `------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-31.txt #3478 PFU (Wed, 2008 Dec 31) itz -_ `-;-_ ,--.__ `-;-/. ,/\-`. _//"\\ l'/Y=| /'-? \\ `;\-| I'M A PLAQUE-FORMING UNIT ,' ;/ \\ \|; ./' ;' \\ \( ,-" _;' \\ ` ,-'_;-" \ "' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-25.txt #3472 DEEPAK CHOPRA (Thu, 2008 Dec 25) _ ' ` ,`-' __ ( ,-" "---, _ ,' COULD SOMEONE FUCKING STUFF `--"| ,' ,-" ' )--' / A SOCK IN DEEPAK CHOPRA | / //",-",-._,'."-- . _ `/ .--="_.' / `. ; /`""" `-' ` I MEAN MERRY CHRISTMAS \( , ` ``-\ ' ," ( ,' ,' `.._ __,-"\-, ' `-.-._,._,'__... `,-. ,' . __ \ ,-. \-: \ , __ _/-" \,--""\ \_\ \_\_/ , ,-" / ' _.--\_..." \ , { _,-" -" | ` ` `-" __..`-. \ \ ,-" __..-"" . `-._ "" __,--" __...' \ _,--" __..--"" / : _..-"" __.,-'" _.-' ,-"" _.,-"" ,' ; _.-"" ,' | _.-" ," `'..._ / ` _ / `.___...-; `"-./ | ' | ' | ' | I__ ,= .-._| |_|`.__.' KaK `--" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-19.txt #3466 DUAL CITIZENSHIP (Fri, 2008 Dec 19) I HAVE DUAL CITIZENSHIP !!!!!!!111 PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT I _.-----._ DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK BEING .' _.. \ A CITIZEN OF A COUNTRY MEANS / .-' \ \ .' | \ \ __..........______ __..-' | \ \ ___..--' \ \ \ | | | o O \ | | \ \ `.._ _/ / \ \ o ________..-' \ '------'| '^^._ __.-' LGB ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-20.txt #3163 TO MRS. OBAMA (Wed, 2008 Feb 20) __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / DEAR MRS. OBAMA | ./ _."." _." PLEASE SHUT UP / |"----" _." SIGNED, MR. OBAMA jjs \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-29.txt #3262 OH DO YOU NOW (Thu, 2008 May 29) _____ / \/_ //\__(\_\ |\ ^ ^ | .//_O \O_ \ I HAVE TITS \_ (_) / \ \_/ / __/\ /\__ / \ \ / / \ / \/\/\/ \ / | . | \ / | . | \ JRO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-15.txt #3248 TORN (Thu, 2008 May 15) ____________ / _.'\ \ AS A DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY VOTER I'M TORN / _.' \ \ BETWEEN BEING LABELLED SEXIST OR RACIST /_.-' \___\ |\_\ `` .- \ _/| | _\___________. | P | / \ | r |/ \| 5 |__________________| 9 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-01.txt #3234 FREE ERIC VOLZ (Thu, 2008 May 1) .-"-. ( (_) ) FREE ERIC VOLZ `. .' | | ..--" "--.. .' .-'" "`-. `. WAIT HE'S ALREADY FREE .-. / .' `. \ .-. ||\`/ / __ __ \ \'/|| || `|| /(_| |(_\ ||' || \\ || `--' `--' || // \\_\ \ Y / /_// FUCK THAT PUT THAT BASTARD `--`.`. `.-^-.' .'.'--' BACK IN CAPTIVITY (IT'S THE > `-.`='.-' < ONLY WAY HE'LL LEARN) .' `. `-._________.-' hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-08.txt #3151 OBEY (Fri, 2008 Feb 8) \ / \ / | . | OBEY MY PANTALOONS |----------| |--. .--| | \__/ | | || | | || | _|__ || __|_ ( '-++-' ) ( - .. . ) ( _ -/\ . - ) (. _ )( __ ) (____)(____) .----` || '----. RS (_________)(____rs___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-01.txt #3357 WORLD PEACE (Mon, 2008 Sep 1) /\_ _ __ __ _ \( ! )/_/ __ \_\( % )>o<})# )/_/ _(%>o<(_!_)>o<#)_ /_/(_% ( | (_#_)/_/ WORLD PEACE IS A PRACTICAL OBJECTIVE IF I ( ! (~>O<~) % ) _ SQUINT REALLY HARD AND THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS _({>O<}(_|_)%>O<%)_> /_/(_!_)# )( (_%_) _(#>o<#)>o< )_ AND THEN APPLY THIS AUTOMATIC RIFLE LIBERALLY /_/(_#_)(_|_)\_\ \/ hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-15.txt #3371 CATHOLICISM (Mon, 2008 Sep 15) .======. | INRI | | | | | .========' '========. | _ xxxx _ | | /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ | | `-._`'`_/'`.-' | '========.`\ /`========' | | / | |/-.( | |\_._\ | | \ \`;| | > |/| | / // | | |// | | \(\ | | `` | | | | | | | | | \\jgs _ _\\| \// |//_ _ \// _ ^ `^`^ ^`` `^ ^` ``^^` `^^` `^ `^ CATHOLICISM SUCKS !!!!!!!!!! (I'M EDGY) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-10.txt #3304 AND FLUSH (Thu, 2008 Jul 10) _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] WELCOME TO THE CLOSED TOILET |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| LID OF AMERICAN POLITICS |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-04.txt #3298 SPONGEBOB (Fri, 2008 Jul 4) ^ / \ \ / SPONGEBOB SQUAREPUNCH | | | | | 0 | // ||\\ (( // || \\)) \\ //|| )) ( )) // alyosha // (( File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-29.txt #3385 HOWARD THE DUCK (Mon, 2008 Sep 29) .##. __________________________ |::| | |oooooo (<>) L_Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_YL______ .JL,_. | |oooooo ((oYo \\ L_h_h_hih_h_h_h_h__L______ ||} { ))| H |oooooo _______Y_//_)__(_((L_h_Y__Hh_h_h_h_h__L______ Y--------///()))---------------------------- | "(("^//"` | \\(( WHY IS HOWARD THE DUCK SERVING DRINKS AT A BAR | )) | kg //\\_ I THOUGHT HE HAD A PROMISING MOVIE CAREER ~' ~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-20.txt #3406 SWOON (Mon, 2008 Oct 20) __ ,. _/ \_ ,. .' ` ` `, A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE REFERENCE ?!?!?!? ,.,' _["||"]_ `.,. / ," || `. \ *AND* A MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE ?!?!?!?! '. / ,,1l,, \ ,' _,' . ||__|| . '._ IN THE SAME PARAGRAPH ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! [ | ||""|| | ] "-. ` ,,,1l 1l,,, ; ,-" ,' \ \\ /\ // / '. \ `.\\//\\//,' / `'`, `\/__\/" ,'`' SWOON '. ,_ _, ,` `' \__/ `' cgmm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-08.txt #3394 SNUFF BUKKAKE (Wed, 2008 Oct 8) _ _ o88888o "-""8o_o88888888D "'"""88888" _ o88888o _.-""8o_o88888888D "'"""88888" _ o88888o "._o8o_o88888888D "'"""88888" WHY CAN'T I EVER FIND ANY DECENT SNUFF BUKKAKE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-09.txt #3395 NEWTON'S CRADLE (Thu, 2008 Oct 9) o ooooo NEWTON'S CRADLE tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-21.txt #3407 HOLODECK (Tue, 2008 Oct 21) / .- __ |/,-'` `-.\ _.-'''-._ \\ .--. _.;.--._.--.;._ _\\/_`~\\ _ .-. .` /( / \ )\ `|. \\ |--' | \ | | ; '-' '-' ; |~~~~~| _\ \| |__ | (_) | | '__|_ (_` _)| . . | |. (__ \ `', |` | `-.___.-' | | (__ | WAIT THIS ISN'T THE HOLODECK | | ; | : | ; | '(___ | | | \ | : | / | . | | | \____'._| : |_.'___;====| | WAIT \ | : | / jgs '------. '._.' .---------'` | | WHY AM I NAKED NOW | . ~ . | | | | | |____.____| /===========\ ;:. | .::. ; |:' |_'::' | | .:. | | |__':'_|___.::| [______I______] | | | (_ | _) | | | _|___|___|_ .-//\\--|||--//\\-. (_||__\\//|\\//__||_) `"""""""""`"""""""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-28.txt #3384 I WISH IT (Sun, 2008 Sep 28) ,--._ _ "'. '. ,'; ) '. ,' / _/ '. ,' '. -"__ '.; / ,`' ,-` \ / ( ,===. _`. ) /__ `.__//.' \\/_.-` '-,._.- \ \_/\\ ,-. \.- / \_\\/|| _/\\ :o o :-'/;.`. _,";-,;| :/"\ : // ||)) _..."((|_//||-.._\"// `` ;;'' /,-----"||" '' \`._ // ,'| `-.`-..._ :: ,',' '.__.= :: ||| _ \\_ "" )) I WISH IT AND THUS IT IS SO \_"--....'; '""---"' SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-05.txt #3299 RING AND RUN (Sat, 2008 Jul 5) ______ ,-' ; ! `-. / : ! : . \ |_ ; __: ; | IF YOU DON'T PLAY WITH MY JUNK )| . :)(. ! | I WILL RING YOUR DOORBELL AND RUN |" (##) _ | SO HELP ME GOD | : ;`' (_) ( | : : . | )_ ! , ; ; | || . . : : | |" . | : . | |mt-2_;----.___| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-11.txt #3305 POMO (Fri, 2008 Jul 11) ..ooooo.. 888 ,d888888888b. ocgmmo 888 d8P"' `"Y8b 88888P IF I SAY "POMO" THAT IPSO FACTO 888.d8P Y8b d88888' MAKES ME REALLY SMART Y88888 88,888888 `88888 88888888' Y8888b d8888888' ALSO: IF I SAY "IPSO FACTO" Y8888b.. .,d888888P' THAT MAKES ME REALLY SMART TOO `Y88888888888888888P' `"Y8888888888P""' d8P' `""""""' `Y8b ,d8888888P d8P Y8b Y8888888b. `Y888888P d8P Y8b Y888888P' cgmm Y8b. d8P Y8b ,d8P File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-14.txt #3370 DARK UNDERWEAR (Sun, 2008 Sep 14) /`. / ` / / / / / / ___ / / .' .' / / .' .' / / / =====' / / / ,' ,' \ / / THE BEST PART ABOUT WEARING .'___,' ek \ / / DARK UNDERWEAR IS THAT |_____`^^^^^---....---------====='''--.._ YOU CAN'T REALLY TELL ' ```''''----....____. /\________,'. WHEN YOU'VE / /---____,,..~'` SHIT YOURSELF Eric / / / / / / / / / / / AM I RIGHT ?!?!?!?!?! / / / / COME ON GOTHS / / YOU KNOW I'M TALKING TO YOU // / // / // / // / // _/ /_,-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-09.txt #3152 ISIS NILE (Sat, 2008 Feb 9) ,--.!, HEY I BEAT OFF TO ISIS NILE IN THE MID-90S __/ -*- SO THAT JUST PROVES I HARBOR NO PREJUDICE ,d08b. '|` AGAINST MIDDLE EASTERNERS 0088MM `9MMP' THE BOMB-THROWING FUCKS THAT THEY ARE hjm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-14.txt #3247 FATWA (Wed, 2008 May 14) .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. THERE IS A FATWA AGAINST MY BALLS / // \ / \ | // : | ......::::: : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' JUST FYI AsH `"----"' `"----"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-21.txt #3164 TO MR. CLINTON (Thu, 2008 Feb 21) __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / DEAR MR. CLINTON | ./ _."." _." PLEASE SHUT UP / |"----" _." SIGNED, MRS. CLINTON jjs \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-28.txt #3261 2009 BUDGET (Wed, 2008 May 28) IF HILLARY CLINTON IS ELECTED, FIFTY PERCENT OF OUR NATIONAL BUDGET WILL BE DEVOTED TO SHOPPING TEN PERCENT TO GETTING HAIR AND NAILS DONE THIRTY FOR WEBCAMS, LUBRICATION, AND DVD COPIES OF TITANIC THE REMAINING TEN PERCENT WILL BE RESERVED FOR FILING FALSE RAPE CHARGES AND CHILDREN IN SCHOOLS WILL BE FORCED TO LEARN WHAT AND WHERE THE CLITORIS ACTUALLY IS IT WILL BE LIKE THE ENTIRE WORLD IS GETTING SUCKED UP BY SOME GIANT, FLAPPY, VACUOUS VAGINA I I ___ I ___ /^^^^___^^^^\ I /^^^^___^^^^\ /^^^/V/V/V/V/V/V\^\I/^/V\V\V\V\V\V\^^^\ /^^/V/\/V/V/V/V/V/V/V\Y/V\V\V\V\V\V\V\/\V\^^\ /^ /V/V/V\V/V/V/V/V/Vv//I\\vV\V\V\V\V\V/V\V\V\ ^\ /^ /V/V/V/V/\/V/V/vVVVv//^O^\\vVVVv\V\V\/\V\V\V\V\ ^\ / /V/V/V/vvVVV\^^^ // I \\ ^^^/VVVvv\V\V\V\ \ //vvvVV^^ \ // _I_ \\ / ^^VVvvv\\ / \ // (o o) \\ / \ \ // / \=/ \ \\ / \// / /===\ \ \\/ (/==OOO=====OOO==\) TV File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-18.txt #3465 FACEBOOK (Thu, 2008 Dec 18) ,-._.-. /_,._,._\ DEAR EVERYONE ON FACEBOOK: \`-._.' / SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY hjw \_____/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-24.txt #3471 AUTOGRAPHS (Wed, 2008 Dec 24) _._ .' '. / \ ___ _.. _.--. | / |.' `'. ;-._ .' `\ .' `\ \| / \ .' `\/ ; / _ \.=..=./ _.' / | `\.---._| '. .-'-.}`.<>.`{-'-. / .--; . ( .' '. \ .---.{ <>()<> }.--..-' / _ \_ './ _. `-./ _},'<>`.{_ `\ ( = \ )`""'\;--. .' .-'/ )=..=;`\`- \ {= (| ) /`. ( / /| \ ) ( =_/ )__..-\ .'-..___.' : '.___..-' \ }/ / ;.____.-;/\ | ` | '--' | .' | \ \ /'. _.' \ ' / |\.\ ; /`--.-' ) .'`-. / \ \ |`| /__.-' \_.'jgs \ \ |-| I COLLECT FAMOUS PEOPLES' AUTOGRAPHS BECAUSE I'M CREEPY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-30.txt #3477 CALL GIRLS (Tue, 2008 Dec 30) __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ (// \\) __(// __ (// \\) __(// __ (// \\) sjw /" / __ \\)" \\)_ /" / __ \\)" \\)_ /" / __ '|-..__..-''\_''-.\__..-'' '|-..__..-''\_''-.\__..-'' '|-..__..-''\ (\\ \_ _(\\ _/ (\\ \_ _(\\ _/ (\\ \_ //) "" (\\ //)"" //) "" (\\ //)"" //) "" (\\ "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" COME ON PEOPLE THERE'S NO REASON TO BE CRUEL: NOT ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES SOME OF THEM ARE CALL GIRLS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-26.txt #3473 SOMBRERO (Fri, 2008 Dec 26) ._-'-_ . . ' /_-_-_\ ` . WHY DOES THAT BABY HAVE A H-H-HALO ???? .' |-_-_-_-| `. ejm ( `.-_-_-.' ) !`. .'! ! ` . . ' ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! / / \ \ _-| \___ ___/ /-_ (_ )__\_)\(_/__( _) OH PHEW IT'S JUST A SOMBRERO ))))\X\ (((( \/ \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-23.txt #3166 GIANNA MICHAELS' NEW HOME (Sat, 2008 Feb 23) , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ / (((\\)\ \ DO YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD TRULY NOTICE IF \ \\-_/ / / I SORT OF KIDNAPPED GIANNA MICHAELS \ i i / AND THEN SHOVED HER UP MY ASS (_)=(_) ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ I NEED A NEW TENANT / / \ \ (LAST ONE WAS RECENTLY EVACUATED) hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-02.txt #3235 A FUNNY THING (Fri, 2008 May 2) | (_) \ ___ _ / ", /RRRb A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY ./( ( ) - | MMN TO BEING A FAT DISEASED FAGGOT f^~Y^| \MMM ~ ^ ^ /^--^\ | | | ^ | ~> < | \ i | mOm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-16.txt #3249 SECOND STYLE (Fri, 2008 May 16) __ __ / \ /| |'-. INSTEAD OF SPENDING TIME AND MONEY .\__/ || | | TO IMPROVE MY OWN SELF IMAGE, I'LL JUST _ / `._ \|_|_.-' UPGRADE MY VIRTUAL PERSONA IN SECOND LIFE | / \__.`=._) (_ |/ ._/ |"""""""""| |'. `\ | | BECAUSE THAT MAKES TOTAL FUCKING SENSE!!! ;"""/ / | | jgs ) /_/| |.-------.| DOESN'T IT ' `-`' " " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-16.txt #3372 AHEM YOU'RE JUDGING (Tue, 2008 Sep 16) . _ . . . + . . . . .(_) . . . . : . . . . . . . . . . . . -+- . . . . . / : . . . . . /. . . . . . / . . ' . . + . / . . . / . . . / . . * . . . . . . * . . . . . . . . . . . . + . . . . . . . ,-._ . . . . . . . / |) . + . ___/\_'--._|"...__/\__.._._/~\ . . . . _.--' o/o "@ `--./\ . . /~~\/~\ '` /(___ `-/~\_ . . .-' /`--'_/ \ `-/\_ _/\.-' /\ , \ __/~\/\-.__ .' ` dp FOLKS LET'S JUST REMEMBER THAT WE SHOULDN'T JUDGE ANYONE'S CULTURE BECAUSE ALL CULTURES ARE EQUALLY GOOD AND NO ONE CULTURE COULD BE ANY BETTER THAN ANY OTHER CULTURE ESPECIALLY ONES WHERE YOU SELL YOUR DAUGHTER INTO WHAT IS BASICALLY SEXUAL SLAVERY TO A 40-YEAR-OLD MAN AND NOBODY BATS AN EYELASH THOSE ARE THE MOST EQUAL OF ALL I GUESS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-02.txt #3358 SHOGUN (Tue, 2008 Sep 2) _ \`\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \.\ \.\ \.\ _ \.\/) _ _-' ')__ (\.\/) / / \.'`'-\/)\\ MARIKO BLEW HERSELF UP ?!?!?!?!? \__ ,.-'(_ Y (_\.\) / < ,\ \ ,\\.\\ \_ \ _. /y(_| : |\.\| FUCK THIS MOVIE (CHOP) _\_\\ | : | \.\ ( `'-._>/ ) \| \.\ \ `:=. (\ \.\ \_ ( `--._)`--'\.\=7 _/|\_ \-._ `-:_ /```-3 / | `- \ t--._ Y _3 ,-' | / | /``'-.\--T x\ _/ _( ,./ / ( \ x\ _.-/ \ / < \ \ x\ <`' / |\/ `-. : \_x\ \ / | `. | \_| / `. | / `. cjr / _/\ / 30oct01 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-07.txt #3301 CHOCOLATEY (Mon, 2008 Jul 7) _ ,' `,. IF YOU PUT CHOCOLATE SYRUP ON VANILLA ICE CREAM >-.(__) THEN IT MAKES IT TASTE ALL CHOCOLATEY (_,-' | `. | TRUE STORY `.| hjw ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-13.txt #3307 TRUTH TO POWER (Sun, 2008 Jul 13) ,--.--._ ------" _, \___) TRUTH TO POWER !!!!! (SQUIRT) TRUTH TO POWER !!!!!! / _/____) (SQUIRT) TRUTH TO POWER !!!!!! (SQUIRT) TRUTH TO \//(____) POWER !!!!!!! (SQUIRT) TRUTH TO POWER !!!!! (SQUIRT) ------\ (__) TRUTH TO POWER !!!!!!!! (HORRIBLE SPLATTERY DIARRHEA) JW `-----" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-23.txt #3409 GOLF (Thu, 2008 Oct 23) ,``'.' / \ \ \ / \ | | GOLF IS NOT A SPORT ''''''.| | | `````'` | | | /'''' - (| | | IT IS MORE OF A SLOW DRAINING OF THE SOUL /'``` . | | | / ''''' / ./ / '```` / |/ / ''''`| \/ / ' |` / / / /| /| | / '. || | ) ++ | \ | | | | \ .. \ _/ \ ' ./ | / \ | \ \ | \ | | . | | | | | | | | | | | .| | / / | / / / | | / / | | / / | | ==/ | | | | ==/ | | / | \ | Pru | | V | | V File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-22.txt #3408 PSYCHIC DETECTIVE (Wed, 2008 Oct 22) _ . - ' ' ' ' -. . ' _,._ ' . ,' ;' "; ', |' ',_ ,-' .| | '. ' . | I'M A PSYCHIC DETECTIVE | ' , . ' | | | ' - . _ . -| | | '. | | | | '. | | '. | | | ., | | . , | | | . ' | | . ' | PAY ME MONEY TO WASTE VALUABLE | | . ' | POLICE TIME AND EFFORT !. ' ' .' '.| ' , . NOT TO MENTION MONEY ' , ' ,. ' ' - . , .- , . , . :F_P: , . ,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-12.txt #3306 FORTUNE COOKIE (Sat, 2008 Jul 12) .="=. /\_ /|6 6|\ _/\ WRITE ME A CHECK FOR $1,000.00 \_//O\_+_/O\\_/ \\\/`"""`\/// THEN WRITE ME ANOTHER FOR $2,000.00 \ ($) / ./---/_\---\. IF YOU KEEP DOUBLING THE AMOUNT AND WRITING /`"---------"`\ CHECKS TO ME, GOOD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU / / | \ \ / / | \ \ I'M A FORTUNE COOKIE THEMED PONZI SCHEME jgs `._._.-'-._.-'-.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-06.txt #3300 ASPERGIAN WIKIPEDIANS (Sun, 2008 Jul 6) ________ _jgN########Ngg_ _N##N@@"" ""9NN##Np_ d###P N####p IT'S GREAT THAT THERE'S AN "^^" T#### "ASPERGIAN WIKIPEDIANS" CATEGORY d###P IN WIKIPEDIA, THE GREATEST THING _g###@F SINCE SLICED BULLSHIT _gN##@P gN###F" d###F JUST THINK: WHEN THE EXECUTION 0###F ORDERS ARE GIVEN, THEY'VE ALREADY 0###F SIGNED THE ROLL CALL 0###F "NN@' ___ DH q###r "" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-03.txt #3359 MORE REWARDING (Wed, 2008 Sep 3) .-. ______________"_) \ .' '-._ _.-' WHAT'S MORE REWARDING THAN BARFING IN YOUR OWN SINK ????? '. .' fsc )( / \ / \ BARFING *BEFORE* YOU MAKE IT TO THE SINK : : '------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-17.txt #3373 POST-PARTUM DEPRESSION (Wed, 2008 Sep 17) ,=""=, I THINK I'M SUFFERING FROM POST-PARTUM DEPRESSION c , _,{ FROM MY OWN BIRTH /\ @ ) __ / ^~~^\ <=.,__/ '}= (_/ ,, ,,) \_ _>_/~ ~\_(/-\)'-,_,_,_,-'(_)-(_) -Naughty File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-17.txt #3250 GEERT WILDERS (Sat, 2008 May 17) .--. .' '. / .-. \ ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT GEERT WILDERS --./ / \ \ IS THAT HIS HAIR IS SO AWESOME / `. | | IT CAN DEFLECT BULLETS | | | / | / | / `. / `' `-. | .' '. /\ .' \ /`-. _.-' | .' '. / `' / .' . `'. / _ | / .' | .'. `. / | '-. | | .' | | '-. '.| / \ / `-' / \ `. / \/ | \ `/ / / .. \ / / .--. | / '. | ( / .-' `. / / \ \ `' / .--. | | | \ / / . / \ | OR AT LEAST HE'LL END UP | \ `-' '-' WISHING IT COULD `-._| S-v File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-03.txt #3236 IRON MAN (Sat, 2008 May 3) , , /| _,_ |\ | \.'` \ `'./ | | / /`> \ | WHY IS IRON MAN SUCKING DICK FOR CRACK ; | / |o| \ | ; \_\ /.8.\ /_/ _.-' .'/ \'. '-._ \__.' | | `;.__/ / | | ; | | \ | \ '._.' | | \ \ | | / / | | | | / / | | | | | | \ \ | |/ / \ \| / / jgs `\ \ | / \ `;/ `| | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-22.txt #3165 TIME TRAVELLING YOU (Fri, 2008 Feb 22) _____ _.'_____`._ .'.-' 12 `-.`. OKAY I'VE THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY /,' 11 1 `.\ OF TIME TRAVEL AS CRAZY AS THAT SOUNDS // 10 / 2 \\ ;; / :: BUT ONE THING'S FOR DAMN SURE || 9 ----O 3 || :: ;; IF I BUMPED INTO A TIME-TRAVELLING VERSION \\ 8 4 // OF MYSELF, BOY HOWDY I'D FUCK HIM BUT GOOD \`. 7 5 ,'/ '.`-.__6__.-'.' BECAUSE THEN IT'S TOTALLY NOT GAY, IT'S NO ((-._____.-)) DIFFERENT FROM MASTURBATING REALLY _)) ((_ '--'SSt '--' SO IT'S COMPLETELY FREE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-27.txt #3474 THE (Sat, 2008 Dec 27) _____ _ _____ ____ /_ /, | ,-, ) /'_`\ |_ _| | __| \ \> | `-'< | (_) | | | | _| ) )__ ,_ |_|`\_\ \___/ |_| |_| (_.-'_)__$ ;-'' I SPELL "THE" AS "TEH" DELIBERATELY SOMETIMES BECAUSE IT'S REALLY FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 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I'M ALL EMO IN THE SENSE THAT ANYBODY | . . | WHO ACTUALLY USES THE WORD "EMO" ( --- ) NEEDS TO GET PUNCHED LIKE THE .' '. FUCKING FAGGOT THAT HE IS |/ \| \ /-\ / SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ?!?!?!?!? V V PUNCH ME IN THE TITS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-13.txt #3246 MEDIUM (Tue, 2008 May 13) _____ / \ (____/\ ) |___ U?(____ MOTHER AND DAUGHTER TEAM UP _\L. | \ ___ ON AN ALL-NEW MEDIUM / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | ( / _/u | \___|_)_| \| \\ / / \_(___ __) | \\ / / | | | | ) _/ / ) | | _\__/.-' /___( | | _/ __________/ \ | | // / ( ) | | ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| \ (___\ |______)_/ \ |\ \ \ / \ | \__ ) )___/ FURRHRHHHHHFHFHFFFFFF OH GOD OH GOD \ \ )/ /__( OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD FFUFUFUURUUFFHFH ___ | /_//___| \_________ RUFUFHHRHRHHRHHH HORRIBLE DIARRHEA _/ ( / OUuuu \ MR `----'(____________) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-26.txt #3169 PORK BUNS (Tue, 2008 Feb 26) _______ PORK BUNS IN THE FIRST FLOOR BREAK ROOM / ) /_____ | ______ GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE STILL UNCONSCIOUS ( ' ) / / __\ _____ |. '| / | \ | / )) |____|/ |`-----' /_____)) cf `-----' `------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-02.txt #3296 PSYCHE (Wed, 2008 Jul 2) | -x- | v . ._, |_ ., `-._\/ . \ / |/_ \\ _\, y | \// _\_.___\\, \\/ -.\|| I LOVE YOUR BALLS YOU KNOW `7-,--.`._|| / / , /' `-. `./ / |/_.' | |// |_ / PSYCHE I'M ONLY USING THEM TO |- | GET INTO THE THEATER FOR FREE | =| | | --------------------/ , . \--------._ jg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-16.txt #3310 BLACK HAT (Wed, 2008 Jul 16) LOOK AT ME I'M SMART !!!!!!!!!11111 __..-..__ WHITE HAT GREY HAT BLACK HAT WHITE HAT ______ | __""""===,,,,__ _ _ GREY HAT BLACK HAT WHITE HAT GREY HAT ___| |--| | ,------/-/,_) BLACK HAT WHITE HAT GREY HAT BLACK |______|--|______|/ PG HAT WHITE HAT GREY HAT BLACK HAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-13.txt #3369 FOLLOWING MARX (Sat, 2008 Sep 13) A ___/_\___ FOR EACH ACCORDING TO HIS ABILITY, ',. ..' TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS ABILITY TO WHINE /.'^'.\ /' NS '\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-07.txt #3363 DEAR PROTESTORS (Sun, 2008 Sep 7) DEAR PROTESTORS: /| / \ , SHOW YOUR FUCKING FACE YOU FUCKING COWARD FUCKS / |\ `--'| ,----^ | `---/ / \ GET ARRESTED AND TAKE YOUR MISDEMEANOR CHARGE | C) C) | AND WEAR IT LIKE THE BADGE OF HONOR YOU'RE | .___, | OBVIOUSLY CRAVING FOR TO JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE \. \_/ / m1s `-----' INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR AN UNCOMMITED WUSSY FUCK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-26.txt #3412 THE NEXT SEASON OF 24 (Sun, 2008 Oct 26) (())) /|x x| GIANT DAVID PALMER ZOMBIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /\( - ) ___.-._/\/ DAVID PALMER COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD /=`_'-'-'/ !! |-{-_-_-} ! AND WANDERS THROUGH THE STREETS OF DOWNTOWN (-{-_-_-} ! VISALIA BEING EXPOSED TO THE RADIATION FROM \{_-_-_} ! THE NUCLEAR BOMB WHICH DETONATED THERE AND }-_-_-} GROWS TO HUGE EX-PRESIDENT ZOMBIE SIZE {-_|-_} {-_|_-} MUCH LIKE CARTER {_-|-_} ZOT {_-|-_} DON'T GET CUTE WITH ME I SAW THEM I KNOW WHAT'S UP ____%%@ @%%_______ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-27.txt #3413 NOBODY'S BUSINESS (Mon, 2008 Oct 27) O @ _\|__ THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE / ( )_\ ;/__)_( AND THEN DRY HUMP YOU LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS ( ) / | \ ejm ~ ~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-06.txt #3362 BEFORE THE IPHONE (Sat, 2008 Sep 6) __i |---| WELL HERE I AM LIVEBLOGGING MY OWN RAPE |[_]| |:::| THIS SURE DOES HURT |:::| `\ \ I DON'T KNOW WHAT RAPE VICTIMS DID BEFORE THE IPHONE jsm \_=_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-12.txt #3368 PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH (Fri, 2008 Sep 12) ,----. ,-. ,----.,------. ,-. ,-.,-. ,-. / ,-,_/ ,' | / /"P /`-, ,-',' | / // |/ / / / __ ,' ,| | / ,---' / / ,' ,| | / // J P / / '-' /,' ,--. |/ / / /,' ,--. |/ // /| / `----''--' `-'`'.--""""--.--' `-'`' `' `-' nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn,'.n*""""*N.`.####################### NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN/ J',n*""*n.`L \##### ### ### ### #### : J J___/\___L L :##################### nnnnnnnnnnnnnn{ [{ `. ,' }] }## ### ### ### ### ## NNNNNNNNNNNNNN: T T /,'`.\ T J :##################### \ L,`*n,,n*',J / nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn`. *n,,,,n* ,'nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN`-..__..-'NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ,-. ,-. ,-. ,----. ,----.,-. ,----. ,-. | `. \ `.| \\ .--`\ \"L \\ \\ .-._\ | `. o!0 | |. `. \ \ ` L \\ __\ \ . < \ \\ \ __ | |. `. | .--. `.\ \`-'\ \\ `---.\ \L `.\ \\ `-` \| .--. `. `-' `--``' `-'`----' `-'`-' `' `----'`-' `--' WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH WAIT IS IT THAT BECAUSE IT'S A TEST AND IF SOMEONE HITS ANY OTHER NUMBER THE COPS COME AND KICK THEM OUT OF THE COUNTRY ?!?!?!? FUCK YEAH THAT'S AWESOME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-17.txt #3311 PREMIERE (Thu, 2008 Jul 17) _.._..,_,_ ( ) ]~,"-.-~~[ DEAR FRIEND .=])' (; ([ | ]:: ' [ I HEREBY DUB YOU '=]): .) ([ |:: ' | BEER THE FIRST PMH ~~----~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-03.txt #3297 CHRIST IS LORD (Thu, 2008 Jul 3) | CHRIST IF YOU'RE MY LORD WHY DO YOU PISS ON ME SO MUCH ___O___ \/|\/ PTHHT PTHTHTH FFTHTH MORE PISS ISN'T REALLY AN ANSWER, CHRIST // \\ PTHHHFH FTHHE AAHHHH EWWWW THAT WAS A HAIR | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-27.txt #3170 BUSINESS VENTURE (Wed, 2008 Feb 27) .-. (/^\) I SUGGEST TO YOU A BUSINESS VENTURE: (\ /) .-'-. PUNCHING HOOKERS AND TAKING THEIR MONEY (AND RUNNING) /(_I_)\ \\) (// AFTER ALL HAS GRAND THEFT AUTO TAUGHT US NOTHING IF / \ NOT THAT HOOKERS ARE CASH MACHINES AND PUNCHING BAGS \ | / \|/ PLUS GOD EVEN CLEANS UP THEIR SPILLED BLOOD AND CORPSES /|\ AFTER A SHORT TIME SO THERE IS NO SOCIETAL IMPACT \|/ jgs /Y\ PLEASE BUY MY EBOOK FOR $9.95 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-12.txt #3245 WATERBOARDING (Mon, 2008 May 12) _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I'M GOING TO PROTEST TORTURE BY WATERBOARDING MY FRIENDS RIGHT IN FRONT OF GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS PRETTY MUCH PROVING WITHOUT A DOUBT THAT IT'S NOT REALLY TORTURE BECAUSE IF IT WERE I FUCKING WOULDN'T DO THIS (RE: CUTTING, BURNING, SEVERING LIMBS, REMOVING TESTICLES, ELECTROCUTION, RAPING LOVED ONES, ETC.) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-06.txt #3239 TELEVISED DEBATE (Tue, 2008 May 6) _______________ |,----------. |\ I'M LIVEBLOGGING A TELEVISED DEBATE !!!!!!! || |=| | || || | | SO INSTEAD OF WATCHING THE DEBATE YOURSELF || . _o| | | __ YOU CAN WATCH MY BLOGGING IN REAL TIME ON |`-----------' |/ /~/ WHAT IS HAPPENING DURING AN EVENT THAT ANYONE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / / CAN VIEW THEMSELVES IF THEY WISH !!!!!!! ~~ Ojoshiro SO IN SUMMARY HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH END MY LIFE NOW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-22.txt #3469 MAX Q (Mon, 2008 Dec 22) * .--. / / ` + | | ' \ \__, * + '--' * + /\ + .' '. * * /======\ + ;:. _ ; |:. (_) | |:. _ | + |:. (_) | * ;:. ; .' \:. / `. / .-'':._.'`-. \ |/ /||\ \| jgs _..--"""````"""--.._ _.-'`` ``'-._ -' MY BALLS ARE REACHING MAX Q '- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-08.txt #3455 CALL OF DUTY: WORLD AT WAR (Mon, 2008 Dec 8) _,. ___. . ____ ,._ --=:_ *: ======((|_L]_ \\ c:____]((=- :* _:=- - - - - `' (__(____) \\ / // ___ `' ,._ \\___. / // _/_/_]=== :* _:=-- ,. ___. _((|_L]_ _/ //_.(_(_)(_).. `' --=: *: ======((|_L]_ _/(__(\_ _)\_ /____\_\ `.... `' (__(____) cjr IT HELPS FIGHTING WORLD WAR II IF JACK BAUER IS YOUR SERGEANT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-20.txt #3467 NOT WITH A WHIMPER EITHER (Sat, 2008 Dec 20) $$ $ \O/$ $ | /_\ SO THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS _|___|_ _|___|___|_ NOT WITH A BANG BUT WITH A DICK IN THE ASS _|___|___|___|_ _|___|___|___|___|_ _|___|___|___|___|___|_ WHICH IS I GUESS A SORT OF BANG _|___|___|___|___|___|___|_ |___|___|___|___|___|___|___| SO BRAVO, WORLD \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ | | | | | | | / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ hjm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-10.txt #3243 REISERFS (Sat, 2008 May 10) \ \ \ .`---. \ \__________ __/ _ \ \ | ;(_-\_\ \ \ ___,_:_C) "-._ '_____________\_,' / | \ "-._ / | \ ` / / | \ \ / / | \ \/ \b | \ | \n | \ / \i | \/ I THINK I'D BETTER STOP USING \ | / REISERFS BECAUSE SHIT THAT \ / PRACTICALLY MAKES ME AN ACCOMPLICE \ / \ / \ / V File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-19.txt #3162 PRESIDENT'S DAY (Tue, 2008 Feb 19) I CELEBRATED GEORGE WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY BY DEALING WITH INCOMPETENTS ,, WHICH I'M SURE IS MOSTLY WHAT HE DID THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE ;;'} SO I GUESS IT SEEMS LIKE REASONABLE TRIBUTE ,""", | \ \_ ^oo^,-----. | `--"` (..) ) )& |___| . ^oo^,-""""`.`| )( ) (( | (..) ) )&( ^..^,-"""-. || ) `--'.| )_( ) (..) ) )& ||_| . . |( )) `--'| )_( ) jrei LL-.> . .. |( )) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-04.txt #3237 TINA FEY (Sun, 2008 May 4) _,--, _ __,-'____| ___ /' | TINA FEY'S GENERAL AESTHETICS WOULD /' `\,--,/' `\ /' | DEFINITELY BE IMPROVED BY THE ( ) ( )' CALLOUS INTRODUCTION OF MY BONER \_ _/' `\_ _/ pb """ """ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-25.txt #3168 ILLEGAL MUPPETRY (Mon, 2008 Feb 25) .----.-----.-----.-----. / \ \ \ \ I CONSIDER YOUR FIST UP MY ASS TO BE | \/ | | __L_____L__ | | | | ( \ ILLEGAL MUPPETRY | \___/ / \______/ | | \___/\___/\___/ | IN THE FIRST DEGREE \ \ / / | __/ \_ __/ | | | | | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-15.txt #3309 HUGGLE (Tue, 2008 Jul 15) ,,,,, ////""\ . (((/ m m -|- __ )))c = ) | (__) ////-./~` . [] (((( `.`\ :: [] )))`\ \)).-;.' .------, [] (() `._.-'` _( )[] )/ `. | .'`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^))\`.----'`[] jgs ( \' { ~ - ~~ _ ~ - ~~ - ~ - (( | | [] .-.--\ \ { )) | | [] |_;_._`\ |{ ((__|_|-----[] | ; ``` ;{ )) [] | /``-.____/ `~~~[]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'-' [] `' (__) (__) DEAR GOD, IF YOU REALLY EXIST PLEASE KILL EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER USED THE WORD "HUGGLE" IN A SENTENCE AMEN P.S. MAKE THAT A VIOLENT DEATH PLEASE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-01.txt #3295 PAY PER VIEW (Tue, 2008 Jul 1) ___ .--. .--.-" "-' .- | / .-,` .' FOR THE LAST TIME \ ` \ '. ! \ I HAVE BEEN CHARGED FOR THE WRONG PORN | ! .--. | \ '--' /.____ I WANTED TO WATCH DOUBLE PENETRATION /`-. \__,'.' `\ NOT HOT LATINAS __/ \`-.____.-' `\ / | `---`'-'._/-` \----' _ PLEASE REMOVE HOT LATINAS FROM MY |,-'` / | _.-' `\ BILL AND CHARGE ME ONLY FOR THE .' / |--'` / | DOUBLE PENETRATION / /\ ` | | | .\/ \ .--. __ \ | THANK YOU '-' '._ / `\ / jgs `\ ' |------'` \ | | \ / '._ _.' `` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-29.txt #3323 HOT-LINE RAPE COUNSELOR (RIGHT AWAY YOU KNOW THIS CAN'T BE GOOD) (Tue, 2008 Jul 29) _ _ | |------------| | .-'| | | |`-. I'M A HOT-LINE RAPE COUNSELOR .' | | | | `. BUT NOT A VERY GOOD ONE .-' \ \ / / `-. AS IT TURNS OUT .' _.| |--------| |._ `. / -. .' | | | | `. .- \ / `( | |________| | )' \ | \ .i------------i. / | | .-')/ \(`-. | \ _.-'.-'/ ________ \`-.`-._ / \.-'_.-' / .-' ______ `-. \ `-._`-./\ `-' / .' .-' _ _`-. `. \ `-' \\ | .' .' _ (3) (2) _`. `. | // / / / (4) ___ (1)_\ \ \ \\ | | | _ ,' `.==' `| | | // | | | (5) | B.T.| (O) | | | // | | | _ `.___.' _ | | | \\ APPARENTLY IT DOESN'T HELP | \ \ (6) _ _ (9) / / | // TO CALL THE CALLERS / `. `. (7) (8) .' .' \ \\ STUPID WHORES WHO DESERVE IT, / `. `-.______.-' .' \ // LAUGH, AND THEN ASK THEM / `-.________.-' \ __// ON A DATE BECAUSE THEY'RE | |--' OBVIOUSLY EASY |================================|hjw "--------------------------------" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-04.txt #3360 FIVE W'S (Thu, 2008 Sep 4) _ ] \ \ `""---"""-._ WHO `''----...._ `._ A ,--. `._;',`. WHAT / (""` _.--""""-._ ;-().`-. \ `--'` _..---'-. ).__.'_/-. WHEN `"""""` _.-'") .'`; |)| .-' _./'.--V-'// WHERE .-`_.-'` // .' .- // COCKS / .' // / / sk // |/ // ' // // File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-10.txt #3366 BLACK & WHITE II (Wed, 2008 Sep 10) ____ ____ / __ \ / __ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ CAN'T WAIT FOR SPORE \ \__/ /__\_\__/ / \__/ /_________/ A.K.A. WILL WRIGHT'S EGO IS A DEAFENING ROAR ____ / / ____ \ \ ___ / __ \/ / / __ \ \ \/ __ \ / / \ \/ / / \ \ \ \/ \ \ \ \__/\ \ \ \__/ / /\ \__/ / \____/\ \ \____/ / /\____/ _\_\______/ /_ / ________/ /_ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ A.K.A. BLACK & WHITE II: STILL UNSATISFYING \ \__/ / \ \__/ / Jiri \____/ \____/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-19.txt #3405 BODY WASH (Sun, 2008 Oct 19) ___________ .;---------./| BODY WASH FOR MEN // S O A P // | |'---------'| / ISN'T THAT CALLED FUCKING SOAP jgs | | / '-----------'` NOTE: "FUCKING" IS AN INTERJECTION HERE, NOT A GERUND I DON'T HAVE SEX WITH SOAP I DRAW THE LINE AT SHAMPOO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-31.txt #3417 BLOGSHARES (Fri, 2008 Oct 31) .__ .-". (o\"\ | | HURRAY LOTTERIES FOR TRILLIONS OF BLOGSHARE DOLLARS !!!! \_\ | | _.---:_ | ("-..-" / THANKS FOR WRITING DOWN "THIS IS FUCKING STUPID SHIT" "-.-" / AND CIRCLING IT / | AND UNDERLINING IT "--" AsH AND THEN DRAWING ARROWS POINTING TO IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-25.txt #3411 AMERICAN MCGEE PRESENTS (Sat, 2008 Oct 25) __)), //_ _) ( "\" \_-/ AMERICAN MCGEE PRESENTS: ,---/ '---. / - - \ HORRIBLE, SPLATTERY, NONSTOP DIARRHEA / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | | \ | \_ EAT IT UP, FUCKERS gnv /__( '-._`, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-24.txt #3410 STRANGELY APPROPRIATE (Fri, 2008 Oct 24) _____ / \ (____/\ ) I READ A TEXTBOOK ON ECONOMICS WHILE |___ U?(____ TAKING MY REGULAR DAILY SHIT _\L. | \ ___ / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | ( / _/u | \___|_)_| \| \\ / / \_(___ __) | \\ / / | | | | ) _/ / ) | | _\__/.-' /___( | | _/ __________/ \ | | // / ( ) | | ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| \ (___\ |______)_/ \ |\ \ \ / \ | \__ ) )___/ WHICH NOW SEEMS STRANGELY APPROPRIATE MR \ \ )/ /__( ___ | /_//___| \_________ _/ ( / OUuuu \ `----'(____________) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-30.txt #3416 54-40 (Thu, 2008 Oct 30) 54-40 OR FUCK ,__ _, \~\| ~~---___ , | \ | / | ~~~~~~~|~~~~~| ~~---, _/, > /~-_--__| | | \ / ~\~~/ /~| ||,' | / \ |------| { / /~) __- ',|_\, / | |~~~~~~~~| \ \ | | '~\ |_____,|~,-' |~~--__ | | |____ |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-' {,~ | | ~~~|~~| | ~~\ / `-' |`~ |~_____{/ | | | '---------, \----| | | ,' ~/~\,|` ', \ | | |~~~~~~~| \ | ,'~~\ / | | \ | | | | \_-~ /`~___--\ ', \ ,-----|-------+-------'_____/__----~~/ / '_ '\| | |~~~| | | _/-,~~-,/ \ | | | |_ | /~~|~~\ \,/ ~~~-' | | `~~~\___| | | / '-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'---~\ `~'~ \ | `--,~~~~-~~, \ \/~\ /~~~`---` | \ \ / \ | \ | JH '\' `~' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-10-18.txt #3404 DEUS EX (Sat, 2008 Oct 18) _.,-----/=\-----,._ (__ ~~~"""""""~~~ __) | ~~~"""""""""~~~ | | | ; , , ; | | DEUS EX SHIT | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |. \_| | | |_/ .| `-,.__ ~~~ __.,-' DF ~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-11.txt #3367 NEVER FORGET (Thu, 2008 Sep 11) NEVER | FORGET _=_ \ /. _= .-. _ .-_ | |_ | | " _ | | | || \| |_.--. | | | | |_| |-__| || | |,-.| |-_ __ |H|-| ' | | | | |_| |Na OH FUCK SHIT WRONG SKYLINE SORRY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-09-05.txt #3361 BEER TIME MAYBE (Fri, 2008 Sep 5) _.._..,_,_ ( ) ]~,"-.-~~[ HEY I WONDER IF IT'S BEER TIME .=])' (; ([ | ]:: ' [ LET'S ASK A COMPLETELY RANDOM PROGRAM (/USR/BIN/YES) '=]): .) ([ |:: ' | WELL I CAN'T POSSIBLY DRINK THAT MANY BEERS PMH ~~----~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-28.txt #3322 WIENERS (Mon, 2008 Jul 28) |/| | | WIENERS |/| | | |/| WIENERS WIENERS | | |/| WIENERS (___) (___) (___) WIENERS ??!?!?!?!? (___) (___) // \\ WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS // \\ WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS || || WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS || || WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS || || WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS \\EMC// --- WIENERS IS MY SAFE WORD BUT IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE WORKING -- NURK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-07-14.txt #3308 ROGAINE (Mon, 2008 Jul 14) \ |/ , MEN'S ROGAINE FOAM /\\(^/, ' @ @ -\ I PUT IT ON MY BUTT AND ON THE BOTTOM OF MY FEET c /\ = \ tre File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-24.txt #3167 CRUSH (Sun, 2008 Feb 24) ___ //\\\\\\ ` \`..(@) ' : \\\\ (@)(@) / /(@) , \ ~L~ )\\\\ \ \ '\(__``',.. ' /\_~ / |||| \ , | ~~~--/__ ` ////| |//// // / ^\\\\ ||||^ ~~~~~~--------~/ / x) // WHAT HARM COULD A / ( ( _____---~~~~~\| < @) LITTLE CRUSH DO ( )| / / / /( | \^\ \____/ / \ / ~~~\ \ _ _ __ \ \/ \ \ |\\|) |~~ ~~\_ /^\/^\ \ )) ) ' ~ \__/\ / / \ \| | | | | ` , \ \/ /- \ \ / / |______| \ / \ \ /-/ / | || | , ` ~~ /~~~~~~)`--'' ( || | ' / / / \ | | , < < < WELP TURNS OUT THE \| / , \ __\\__\ CRUSH IS FOR W< /_^|| /~___|~___| CRUSHING DEPRESSION File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-05.txt #3238 CATHOLIC HOMOSEXUAL (Mon, 2008 May 5) ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, )\_) \_ / _/|/_ _// I'M A CATHOLIC HOMOSEXUAL ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | I.E., SOMEONE WHO IS EITHER A LIAR ._., - |.,_ // OR IS VERY, VERY, VERY CONFUSED _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-05-11.txt #3244 LITTLE LUPE (Sun, 2008 May 11) ,="=-. ,`'oo' \o`. ( .88 |^||^)) ) THAT LITTLE LUPE'S A REAL TROOPER , ) ) `@ (@' (. ( ` , `C ' ) `) `-=' ,/ ._c/ `-=' ,-( `-.,')-. gpyy `( ) `' '` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-02-18.txt #3161 THE BEST PART OF (Mon, 2008 Feb 18) ________ / ______ \ || _ _ || THE BEST PART OF NOT BEING MARRIED ?!?!?!?!?!? ||| || ||| |||_||_||| NEVER HAVING TO TELL THE COPS THAT SHE RAN INTO A DOOR || _ _o|| ||| || ||| |||_||_||| ^~^ , ||______|| ('Y') ) /__________\ / \/ ________|__________|__ (\|||/) _________ hjw /____________\ |____________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-21.txt #3468 PERFECT (Sun, 2008 Dec 21) 1+1=2 /\ I'M AN ODD PERFECT NUMBER \ c") ;-/\> YOU CAN'T YET PROVE I DON'T EXIST || SO IT'S TOTALLY LEGAL TO RAPE ME kOs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2008/2008-12-09.txt #3456 CRUFT (Tue, 2008 Dec 9) ` ' ;,,, ` ' ,,,; `YES8888bo. : : .od8888YES' 888IO8DO88b. : : .d8888I8DO88 8LOVEY' `Y8b. ` ' .d8Y' `YLOVE8 jTHEE! .db. Yb. ' ' .dY .db. 8THEE! `888 Y88Y `b ( ) d' Y88Y 888' 8MYb '" ,', "' dMY8 IF YOU SAY THE WORD "CRUFT" j8prECIOUSgf"' ':' `"?g8prECIOUSk THEN YOU ARE GAY 'Y' .8' d' 'b '8. 'Y' ! .8' db d'; ;`b db '8. ! d88 `' 8 ; ; 8 `' 88b SORRY THAT'S WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS d88Ib .g8 ',' 8g. dI88b (ROMANS 1) :888LOVE88Y' 'Y88LOVE888: '! THEE888' `888THEE !' '8Y `Y Y' Y8' OKAY FINE I'M NOT SO GOOD am Y Y WITH MY BIBLE STUDIES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-12.txt #872 ABSOLUTE PANIC (Mon, 2001 Nov 12) ___ .-'` `'-. _,.'.=== ===.'.,_ / / .___. .___. \ \ / / ( o ) ( o ) \ \ _ : /| '-'___'-' |\ ; (_) | |`\_,.-'` `"-.,_/'| | /| | | \ / | | /\; | | \ / | | _ ___ /\/ | | \ __ /\ | |' `\-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-./` `"-,/\/ | | \ (__) /\ `-'| | `\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \`\ \/ | | \-...-/ `-,_| | \`\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | | '---' / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \_/ | \_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | .--. ; | .--. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ | | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / | |/ |`-.___| |/-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'`--| | ,.-----'~~; | | (_(_(______)| | (_(_(_______) | | ,-----`~~~\ ,-----`~~~\ (_(_(_______) (_(_(_______)jgs HOLY FUCKING CHRIST THAT THING'S TRYING TO TELESCOPE AROUND MY COCK AND CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF ME GHLGLUHGLHUG HYPERVENTILATING AND PISSING ALL OVER MYSELF AND OTHERS AND CAUSING A BIG MESS AND CALLING THE COPS BUT I'M SO SCARED I CAN'T DIAL AND CAN ONLY MASH MY PALM AGAINST THE KEYPAD AND NOW I'M HYPERVENTILATING HUHHHHHHHHHH FEELING FAINT HUHHHHH HOLY JESUS MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OKAY NOW FEELING RATHER FAINT AND GIDDY LALALALALALA OKAY DOGGY I'LL PET YOU AND LET YOU CHOKE ME BUT GOOD ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-06.txt #866 ODDLY (Tue, 2001 Nov 6) .._ (()))) _ |--| //\\\ )) _ _)) ,' ; o' o' ((-.-\) (C ) / /^ | __ _))'='(\-. )\ -'( / / o' |--| ( \ ,-)() /_.')/ o' o' | | .)(. |\ \ / ( `' /\_) | | _ _| \ \ / , _ / 1 \ \ \/ '-' (__\_\____o_o / / / \/ /|\ \ \__\\[][]____(_\_|___} / / /__/ <( \ \ :\o*.-.( '-' o o | L----' _)/ ))-..__) : [ \ \_____|,/.' // : | \ \ || :: (( : | \ \ \ \_::_)) | :( | / )) | [ | MJP: | / / | Y |CJR+ THESE ARE BY FAR THE MOST ODDLY SHAPED DONGS WE HAVE EVER SEEN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-03.txt #559 BART (Wed, 2001 Jan 3) /\/\/\/\ / / (. (. ) DUH I SUCK COCK ( ] \ /____ / \ | /-----\ / / / \ / \/ \/ \ / / / \ \ ((() /__________\ (/\))) / \ | /\ \ ----| |---- |__ | \__ \ {____| {___} =======================/ (o) (o) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-27.txt #795 SNOOPY SEZ (Mon, 2001 Aug 27) XXXX X XX X *** X XXXXX X ***** X XXX XX XXXX ******* XXX XXXX XX XX X ****** XXXXXXXXX El@ XX XXX XX X **** X X** X X XX XX X X***X X //XXXX X XXXX X // X XX X // X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX/ X XXX// X X X X X X X FUCK YOU DIGITAL MILLENNIUM X X X X X COPYRIGHT ACT X X X X X XX X X X X X / XXX XX X XXX X X / X X X X X X X XX X XXXX X X XXXXXXXX\ XX XX X XX XX X X @X XX XX XXXX XXXXXX/ X XXXX XXX XX*** X X XXXXXXXXXXXXX * * X X *---* X X X *-* * XXX X X *- * XXX X *- *X XXX DAMN STRAIGHT *- *X X XXX *- *X X XX / *- *XX X X / * *X* X X X * *X * X X X FREE THAT FUCKING * * X** X XXXX X COMMIE RIGHT NOW !!!!!! * * X** XX X X * ** X** X XX X \ * ** X* XXX X X \ * ** XX XXXX XXX \ * * * XXXX X X * * * X X X =======******* * * X X XXXXXXXX\ * * * /XXXXX XXXXXXXX\ ) =====********** * X ) \ ) ====* * X \ \ )XXXXX =========********** XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-17.txt #573 HELLO KITTY (Wed, 2001 Jan 17) __________ __________ / \ / \ / \ / \ YOU CAN'T SEE FROM YOUR | @@ | | /\ | VANTAGE POINT BUT /\ @@ / \ /\ HELLO KITTY IS GIVING / \ _________/ \__________/ \ ME ONE RIGHTEOUS BLOWJOB / \ ( O O ) \ \_ _/ / \_ --------------------- _/ ----___________________---- __--> / / = = |\ /| = = =\ > / / = = |/ \| = = = \ __-- > / /= = = = = = = = \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-22.txt #729 SKIN LOTION (Fri, 2001 Jun 22) _ xxxx _ /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ `-._`'`_/'`.-' `\ /` | / /-.( \_._\ \ \`; > |/ / // |// jgs \(\ FUCK OW FUCK SHIT AT THE VERY LEAST I COULD GET SOME NICE SKIN LOTION TO RUB ON MY TITS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-06.txt #621 BALLS MADE FRESH (Tue, 2001 Mar 6) ANYONE WANT SOME BALLS ???? ANYONE ??????? ___ .-Ooo0O-. /.o0O0o0O0\ I HAVE BALLS |:o0O0ooO0o0| MADE FRESH FOR |:ooOo0o0oOo| YOUR FAT FACE \.oOoo0o0O/ /`'O0o''\ jgs / (_) \ (`-.,___,.-') `-.,___,.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-12.txt #627 SPEAKS FOR ITSELF (Mon, 2001 Mar 12) , , ___('-&&&-')__ '.__./ \__.' _ _ _ .-' 6 6 \ /` `--'( ('--` `\ | / ) ) \ \ _ _| | ( ( | (0_._0) | ) ) |/ '---' | ( ( |\_ | ) ) |( \, \ ((` / )__/ | /:))\ | d | /:((::\ | | |:::):::| | / \::&&:::/ \ \ /;U&::U;\ / | | | u:u | | | | | \ / | | jgs | | _| | _| | / \""` `""/ \ | __| | __| `"""` `"""` THIS ONE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-27.txt #673 OWLS (Fri, 2001 Apr 27) ___ v v v ___ ___ <*,*> <*,*> <*,*> <`,'> <*,*> [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] =^`-'^= -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- " " owl punk owl owl with antlers chinese owl OWL WITH AIDS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-26.txt #672 LINUX (Thu, 2001 Apr 26) ____...____ .'" "'. / .--._.--. \ / / _ _ \ \ / | / \ / \ | \ ; .-' \o/ \o/ '-. ; | | () .-"""-. () | | ; | \ / | ; \ ; \ / ; / \ \ \ / / / .->""--. V .--""<-. / \ / LINUX \ / \ / / COCKS \ \ ; | | : | | | | | \ .-v-. / | \ '. /_ _\ .' / ;. `--| |--' .; | `-._ ____) (____ _.-' | | | ``` | | ``` | | ; \ _| |_ / ; \ \ ( Y ) / / \ '. "-----" .' / \ `-.__ __.-' / '. ``` .' jgs/Sexii /`-._ _.-'\ / , ``;---;`` , \ | / | | | | \ | '-'|__/\_/ \_/\__|'-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-13.txt #628 THIS BELL (Tue, 2001 Mar 13) /~~~~~\ /~~~~~\ | (~' ~~~) | \ \__________/ / /~:::::::: ~\ /~~~~~~~-_| :::::::: |_-~~~~~~~\ \ ======= /| ::A::; A :|\ ====== / ~-_____-~ | _----------------_::| ~-____-~ |/~ ~\| / \ THIS BELL TELLS THE ( () () ) FARMER WHEN I AM `\ ./' JERKING OFF AND QUITE ~-_______________-~ FRANKLY I'M PISSED OFF /~~~~\ ABOUT IT | | | | (________) () File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-07.txt #622 HELP ME FIND MY PRICK (Wed, 2001 Mar 7) _...._ ' \ ' _ \ HELP ME FIND MY PRICK ' ~-~ ,~` \ | '~~--~/~~`. . I SEEM TO HAVE LOST IT | ,~~\ | .|\ AMONG THE DONG BUSHES /|| `| || | / || ,\||\ ||\/ OR IS THAT BONG BUSHES | || `/ \ / |'/~| \/\`._/ | `-' /~~\_/ NO PRETTY SURE IT'S DONG `-\ /~. \\_/ / /--~\// | / , OH WHO AM I KIDDING I NEVER HAD ONE <_| `-|_,' / \ |__ `. _..--/~ \ | -~~ / \/ / / _ / ' ,-~~ ~ / ,' /\ _.--' DS |_,~' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-23.txt #730 WELCOME TO THE GALLERY (Sat, 2001 Jun 23) llllllllllllll /\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO/\ /\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO/\ lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll |OOOOOO//mmmmmmOOOOOmmmmmm\\OOOOO| |OOOOO//mmmmmmmmOOOmmmmmmmm\\OOOO| |~~|OOOO//mmmmmmmmmmOmmmmmnnnnm\\OOO|~~| |~|~|OOO/********mmmmmmmmnnnnnnnm\\OO|~|~|\ |#| |OO/**********\\mmmnn/~~~~~~\m\\O| |#|\ \ |#| |OO*** ****\\mmmnn\_(__)_/mmOO| |#| \ \ |#|_|OO*** ***\\\mmmmn\nnnnmmmmmOO|_|#| | | \|OOOm*********\\\mmmmnn\nnnnnnnmmO| | | \OOOmmm*****mmmm\mmmnnn\\mnmmmmmOO / / OOOmmmmmmmmmm\\\\\\\\\\mmmmmmOO / / OOOmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnmmmmmmmOO / / OOmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmO / / mOOmmmmmmmuuuuuuummmmmmO / / MS mmmOmmmmmmmmnnnmmmmmmmO / / /~~~ mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmm/ /mmmmmmm / /mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnmmmm/ /mmmmmmmmmmmm / /mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmn/ /nmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm \ \mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmm/ /nmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm m\ \mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnmmmm/ /nmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnn mmm\ \mmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn/ /nnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnn mmmm\ \mmmmmnnnnnmmmmmmmmmnnnnnn/ /nnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmnnnn mmmmm\ \mmmmnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmnnn/ /nnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn mmmmmm\ \mmnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmn/ /nnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnn mmmmmmm\ \nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn/ /nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn mmmmmmmm\ \nmnnnnnnnnnnn/ /nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmnnn mmmmmmmmm\ \nnnnnnnnnn/ /nnnnnnnmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmnn mmmmmmmmmm\ \nnnnnn/ /nnnnnnnnmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmnnn mmmmmmmmnnnn\ \n/ /nnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmnn mmmmmmmmnnnnnn\ /nnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmnn WELCOME TO THE GALLERY OF THE WORST FUCKING DRAWINGS EVER AND STAR TREK NO LESS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-16.txt #572 LIFESTYLE (Tue, 2001 Jan 16) .--._.--. ( O O ) WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT / . . \ .`._______.'. HOMOSEXUALITY IS A LIFESTYLE /( )\ AND A PERSONAL CHOICE _/ \ \ / / \_ SO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR .~ ` \ \ / / ' ~. ANY OF YOUR BEEZWAX !!!!! { -. \ V / .- } _ _`. \ | | | / .'_ _ GAHLAGHGAHALG >_ _} | | | {_ _< COCKSUCKING /. - ~ ,_-' .^. `-_, ~ - .\ '-'|/ \|`-` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-02.txt #558 THESE PANTIES (Tue, 2001 Jan 2) __ __ ( _) ( _) / / \\ / /\_\_ THESE PANTIES / / \\ / / | \ \ ARE REALLY / / \\ / / |\ \ \ RIDING UP ON ME / / , \ , / / /| \ \ / / |\_ /| / / / \ \_\ / / |\/ _ '_| \ / / / \ \\ | / |/ 0 \0\ / | | \ \\ | |\| \_\_ / / | \ \\ | | |/ \.\ o\o) / \ | \\ \ | /\\`v-v / | | \\ | \/ /_| \\_| / | | \ \\ | | /__/_ / _____ | | \ \\ \| [__] \_/ |_________ \ | \ () / [___] ( \ \ |\ | | // | [___] |\| \| / |/ /| [____] \ |/\ / / || snd ( \ [____ / ) _\ \ \ \| | || \ \ [_____| / / __/ \ / / // | \ [_____/ / / \ | \/ // | / '----| /=\____ _/ | / // __ / / | / ___/ _/\ \ | || (/-(/-\) / \ (/\/\)/ | / | / (/\/\) / / // _________/ / / \____________/ ( File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-26.txt #794 SEARCHING NEAR AND FAR (Sun, 2001 Aug 26) ,-. _,---._ __ / \ NOW WHERE DID I PUT THAT / ) .-' `./ / \ OLD PENTHOUSE WITH JENNA ( ( ,' `/ /| PERSAUD \ `-" \'\ / | `. , \ \ / | FOR CHRIST'S SAKE THIS IS /`. ,'-`----Y | VENICE KONG ( ; | ' | ,-. ,-' | / MARY MOTHER OF GOD I CAN'T | | ( | hjw | / KEEP NICE THINGS HERE CAN I ) | \ `.___________|/ `--' `--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-07.txt #867 WHAT WAS THAT (Wed, 2001 Nov 7) ______________________________________________________ | _____________________ || __ __ _ __ _ | ||=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=| __..\/ | |_| ||#||==| / /| || | | | | | | | | | | |/\ \ \\|++|=| || ||==| / / | ||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_/_/\_.___\__|_|__||_||__|/_/__| |____________________ /\~()/()~//\ __________________| JRO | __ __ _ _ \_ (_ _/ _ ___ _ _ _| ||~~|_|..|__| || |_ _ \ //\\ / |=|_ /) |___| | | | ||--|+|^^|==|1||2| | | _/\ __ /\_ | |(\/((\ +|+|=|=|=| ||__|_|__|__|_||_|_| .' \ \ / / `._|_\___/|_|_|_|_|_| |_________________ _/ \| |/ \_ / |__________| | _____ _ __ |/ \/ \/ / __ ___| ||_____|_| |_|##|_|| | . __\ / /=|_|++|_|-||| ||______||=|#|--| |\ \ . \ / |~| | | ||| "MY SHIT TASTES LIKE STRAWBERRIES" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-13.txt #873 IT'S TRUE YOU KNOW (Tue, 2001 Nov 13) \_ |\ `\~-._| \ `\ ~\ ) \- // .---._ ___ ,,.--(_ ("""'^. --===^ ~-......---.==\\\ TX ;;( ,___, ,/~`\; /' _/-/ \ ))) ;' )/>/ '--, `-~~ \ , ___\ ) (( | `\ |" / /---~~ \(`\( )) " " " | | " | `" ; ; " " ,=\.-----""""^==-- ;;'( ,___, ,/~\; _-~~~-.______/==\_ ' )/>/ \|-, /'_,\ \ `~~~ | `\ | " `' _( ,_..--\ ( TX " " " /~~//' /' `~\ , _/ " `~" " `" /| _.-~/ \_ , ( /~ / \~-._ |\ `\\ _/ \ ~\ ) _-~~~-.) )__/;;,. \_ //' /'_,\ --~ \ ~~~- ,;;\___( (.-~~~-. `~ _( ,_..--\ ( ,;'' / ~-- /._`\ {) /~~//' /' `~\ ) /--.._, )_ `~ c==//\ " `~" " `" /~'`\ `\\~~\ TX _-~~/-._|_| " " "~' " /'_,/, //'~~~\;;, `~ _( _||_..\ | ';; /'~|/ ~' `\<\> ; " | / | " " " TX TUA XIONG LIKES UNICORNS IT'S NOT A GIRL OR A FAG IS IT ???????????????????????????????? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-05.txt #865 ROBOT FANTASY WOMAN (Mon, 2001 Nov 5) ___ .-v'---`\. COULD THIS BE ANGEL FROM QUAKE III ???? /:/__ : __\'. |:/||:| MAYBE A FEMBOT ??????? |:|\_..J...|:| _|:|\ t----j|:|_ OR PERHAPS CAMILLE FROM RED DWARF ???? /:`.| \ \__/ |.':\ |: | |---: | :| _ \: |.-::.:|-:._:/ /|.' '. / .-' :'x71': `\ ||_ | \/\...---. :---.\ | .` /.'`/ .' ':' '. \\ .'\ .' | : |..:...:|:....:.|\ .' ' | : |\ : /|\ : /'.\_.' .` | : | \---':| `---'\'./|| .' | : | |;: :| :| \/::|.' }==={ |;: :| :| `--' }==={/`'._ \ _\ | : |`'-._`-:|.-'.-\ | : |"":"""""|""":""| | : | : :| : | | : | : :| : | \: |..: . / :..| / < :|- : / |...| :|- : / \_/. :|- :| | :|- :| JESUS GOD THESE CRAPPY SCIFI REFERENCES cjr \ :|- :/ ARE MAKING MY COLON ITCH | |- | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-11.txt #871 SAD PUMPKIN (Sun, 2001 Nov 11) _ \ `. ' \ ) | .-` \_/ `. .' `. .` `. / `. `. .` .` \ | \ / \ / \ / \\ // /\ \ / ,-. :'' \ \ I'M ALL OUT OF CRACK AND WHORES / / | \ \ \ | | | \ \ \ / / / \ | \ | / | / | | | / / / / .._ | | ,._/ \ \ \/ # \/ \/ ##\ | | \ ### / /\ \###/ | | `---' //\\ `-' / \ | _..._ | / \ / .-" _..._ `-. \/ \| `.-' `-.` / `-._ /// _.-` `-.________.-" LGB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-14.txt #570 HOLY GOD (Sun, 2001 Jan 14) ANYWAY THAT'S HOW CLEARLY NO ONE CAN YOU DIE I BECAME THE KING OF HERE UNDERSTANDS FROM TOO MUCH FRANCE AND ITALY MY PAIN COCKSUCKING ??? / AND SAVED \ ___ OH HERE | / MOST OF EUROPE )_( WE GO AGAIN | someone _ FROM FAMINE AND | | / | farted [_ ] HOLY GOD I'M .-'-'-. _ | \ .-'. '-. SUCH A /-::_..-\ _[_]_ \ /:;/ _.-'\ LOSER )_ _( /_ _\ [-] |:._ .-| |;:: | )_``'_( .-'-'-. (-) |:._ | |;:: | |;: | :-...-: .-'-'-. |:._ | |;:: | |;: | |;: | |-...-| |:._ | |;::-.._| |;:.._| |;:.._| |;:.._| |:._ | `-.._..-' `-...-' `-...-' `-...-' `-.____.-' cjr File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-30.txt #798 TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A WEIRD POINTY MASK THING (Thu, 2001 Aug 30) \. \. __,-"-.__ ./ ./ \. \`. \`.-'"" _,="=._ ""`-.'/ .'/ ./ \`. \_`-'' _,="=._ ``-'_/ .'/ \ `-',-._ _. _,="=._ ,_ _.-,`-' / \. /`,-',-._""" \ _,="=._ / """_.-,`-,'\ ./ \`-' / `-._ " " _.-' \ `-'/ /) ( \ ,-. / ) (\ ,-'" `-. \ / \ / .-' "`-, ,'_._ `-.____/ / _ \ \____.-' _._`, /,' `. \_/ \_/ .' `,\ /' ) _ Krogg ( `\ / _,-'"`-. ,++|T|||T|++. .-'"`-,_ \ / ,-' \/|`|`|`|'|'|'|\/ `-, \ /,' | | | | | | | `,\ /' ` | | | | | ' `\ ` | | | ' ` | ' I'M POINTY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-09.txt #716 BAHA MEN (Sat, 2001 Jun 9) ,...------.., *" "\ /.--~ ~-., '\ ; ,***. _,.,_ Y -- WHO LET THE DOGS OUT ?!?!?!?!?!? * : | ; | : | ( @@@ ) : *@@ | "|" |; |@ @| |*. @| & j \@@@/ \@@#/ +:" .= '' 3;| ." :;, :;* / "' . | : .:::. ; |' :. :l; _. ;:,* \ "": .:|;;;, ;:"j ---^ Y""" ,.;' ". _.'^ /*;^""--- "' / ;; / " " ; .: /. / ; 1 : * \ \ \ ,\ ..=="^ ..-= =. :-" .-"^ \ :,___,,,++:-" ,\ "._;..--==':. ____,,,. "._;::--=="^ -jikuu File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-24.txt #792 UP HERE (Fri, 2001 Aug 24) ,: ,?}' PEOPLE AREN'T =!J | ALLOWED UP HERE ,*-. ?& WP) Y9P YP ,W' ,W) ,WW.' WW) ,WWW) 7W),WWWW' `WWWWWW' 9---W) ,,--WPL=YXW=== (P),CY:,I/X'F9P WUT===---/===9) -HP+----Y(C=9W) '9Y3'-'-OWPT- 'WWLUIECW (:7L7C7' ,P--=YWFL Y-=:9)UW:L 3-'9=WU/.7 ,WP9HTFUW'() 9W7W))UF 9) 7WYW))PW W 7WH)),WC) 7L--/XY) 9+-,KY7) W9-Y3+7) W'=9WI7) ,W '-YY) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-28.txt #584 NICE TATTOO (Sun, 2001 Jan 28) ___====-_ _-====___ __--^^^ // \\ ^^^--_ _-^ // ( ) \\ ^-_ - // |\^^/| \\ - _/ // (0::0) \\ \_ / (( \\// )) \ - \\ (oo) // - - MOM \\ / \/ \ // - - \\/ \// - / /| /\ ( ) /\ |\ \ |/ | /\_/\_/\_/ \_/\ ( /\ ) /\_/ \_/\_/\_/\ | \| ` |/ V V ` V \_(| | | |)_/ V ' V V \| ' ` ` ` ` / | | | | \ ' ' ' ' <( | | | | )> <__\_| | | |_\__> ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^^^ NICE TATTOO FAGGOT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-21.txt #728 IN EACH EPISODE (Thu, 2001 Jun 21) __ / \ __ .---. _ / / _.~ \ \ `. / \ / /.-~ __/ `\ \ | | |/ .-~ __ \ \ | | | .'--~~ \ \ \ | | ` ' _______/ \ \ | ` / .--. \ \ | ` / \ `.\ \ \ / `\ \ \ `\ ( \ \ \ > ,-.-. \ `. \ / | \ \ \ . \ /___| O |O\ , .-. \ ; | /` `^-.\.-'`--'/ \ `; | | / `\ \ | `. `--..____,' \ `. | `._ _.-'^ \ . / `|`|` .-.\ / | | \ `\ / | | `\ ` | | | \ | | | .-. | | | \ `. \ | | `\ \ | | \ \ | | \_____ :-'~~~~~'-' ; /____;``-. : <____( `. ; \___\ ; .' /``--'~___.-' /\___/^/__/ / /' /`/' \ \ `\ \ `\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ______ \ \ ___\ \'~``______)> jgs \ \___ _______ __)> _____\ \'~``______)> <(_______.._______)> IN EACH EPISODE I SUCK THE COYOTE OFF !!!!!!!! I'M SO FAST NO ONE NOTICES HOWEVER !!!!!!! MEEP MEEP !!!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-18.txt #786 WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE (Sat, 2001 Aug 18) ______ ______ /___ \___\ || /___/ ___\ //\]/\ ___ \\||// ___ /\[/\\ \\/[\// _) \/ (_ \\/]\// \___/ _/ o o \_ \___/ _/ \_ //'VvvvvvvvvvvvvvvV'\\ ( \.'^^^^^^^^^^^^^^'./ ) \____ . .. . ____/ ________ \ . .''. . / ________ /______ \________)________(________/ _______\ /| \ \ / / |\ (\|____ / / \ \ ____|/) (\_____>- \/ \/ -<_____/) (\_____>- | | -<_____/) (\_____>- .. .. .'''. .''. .'''. -<_____/) \_____>- .' : '. : : : .' :...: -<_____/ | : : : '...' :''. '..... | | : '. '.... | | ____ ___ ____ _ __ | | | _ \ |_ _| / ___| | |/ / | | | | | | | | | | | ' / | | | |_| | | | | |___ | . \ | | |____/ |___| \____| |_|\_\ | | | | /\ _______ | | __ | / / / | | / \ | \__ |___ / __ | | |__/ | \ | / \ / | | | |___ \____ \ / \/ / | | | \__ /______ \/ | |____________________________________________| / ) ( \ / / \ \ / / / /\ \ / /\ \ \ \ ( ( ( ( ( ) ( ) ) ) ) ) 'v'v'v'v'(_) (_)'v'v'v'v' \) (/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-18.txt #664 RETARDED GENERATION (Wed, 2001 Apr 18) /"' : ' _ ___. : ' .. '(' '-'\-..-..--.' _.' : ' ' ' ' ' . : :: : .'/ .' : '.-'\ Y /: :: : :' : :.\ '. .'____.': : :_::_:\__.''__.'. '. ' ___: ' ___.' ' :_____/ :_____/ THE CHOICE OF A RETARDED GENERATION File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-11.txt #626 SMELL LIKE FISH (Sun, 2001 Mar 11) I SMELL LIKE FISH !!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCKY FUCKY .-------------'```'----....,,__ _, | `'`'`'`'-.,.__ .'( | `'--._.' ) | `'-.< \ .-'`'-. -. `\ \ -.o_. _ _,-'`\ | ``````''--.._.-=-._ .' \ _,,--'` `-._( (^^^^^^^^`___ '-. | \ __,,..--' ` ````````` `'--..___\ |` jgs `-.,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-05.txt #620 PUNCHLINE REMOVED (Mon, 2001 Mar 5) I'M A LOBSTER AND I ."".-._.-."". | \ | / | \ \.T./ / '-./ \.-' / \ ; ; | | | | / \ | . | __.| : |.__ .-'` | : | `'-. /` ."\ 0 : 0 /". `\ | _/ './ : \.' \_ | | / /`"""`\ \ | \ \ .-' '._ / / jgs '-._\ /_.-' [PUNCHLINE REMOVED FOR PURPOSES OF NATIONAL SECURITY] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-24.txt #670 MOBILE PHONE CRAZE (Tue, 2001 Apr 24) __ || || || || || _||_________ | | |____________| | ________ | | | | | | | KILL | | MAN THIS MOBILE | |YOURSELF| | PHONE CRAZE IS | |________| | MEAN | | | <_> <_> | | | | <_><_><_> | | <_><_><_> | | <_><_><_> | | <_><_><_> | | | | <_> | | | |____________|mga File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-30.txt #676 PLAYWRIGHTS (Mon, 2001 Apr 30) .,ad88888ba,. .,ad8888888888888a, d8P"""98888P"""98888b, PLAYWRIGHTS ARE FAGGOTS 9b d8888, `9888B ,d88aaa8888888b,,,d888P' d8888888888888888888888b d888888P""98888888888888P 88888P' 9888888888888 `98P' 9888888888P' `"9888P"' `"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-25.txt #671 HEY SCOTT ADAMS (Wed, 2001 Apr 25) ,-.-.-.-, ) ( | | |_ | SCOTT ADAMS SUCKS DICK /(_)---`\ (_ -' ] | | _,') [_,-'_-'( (_).-' \ / / . File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-04.txt #619 CRACKER LOVER (Sun, 2001 Mar 4) c, ,c 3$$c ,$$P $$"$$c ,cc, ,zc, ,cc J$$ c, ,cc, c, hcc$$$$$$",zcc, ,$$" $$ ?$c ,$$?$c ,d$$$F ,$$P$b J$$ $$ z$$P$b, $$$cJ$$ $$ ,$$?$$ $$b,. $$ ,$$,$$" ?$b $$P'?" d$P $$. J$$ ,$$ J$$" `$$ $$`"$$$ $$ d$P $$F "?$$b $$,c$$'$$F $$<$$ $$F,3$L J$$$$$$ $$F $$,$$ ?$$ $$ $$L,$$$ 4$$ $$$$P':$$, ,$$ $$c ,$$$$$$$ 3$$"'$$ $$c ,$$ $$ :$$ $$ ;$$$$P$$ ,$$" $$" "?$$d$$" "$$c,3$$"' $$ ?$$ $$ `?$$$$$" $$ :$$ $$ 3$$" $$ ,$$F $$ `"?"' """`"" "" `"" "" """ "" "" "" "" ""J$$" $$ IS A CRACKER LOVER "?" (WE HAVE PICTURES) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-19.txt #665 TWENTY-SEVEN STATES (Thu, 2001 Apr 19) __________________________________________ | * * * * * |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| |* * * * * *|XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| | * * * * * |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| | * * * * * |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| |* * * * * *|XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| |________________|XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHEN THE FUCK DID THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAVE ONLY TWENTY-SEVEN STATES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-10.txt #625 FOUR TWENTY (Sat, 2001 Mar 10) .'`~~~~~~~~~~~`'. ( .'11 12 1'. ) | :10 2: | | :9 @\ 3: | | :8 - 4; | '. 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'!!!~:~~!~~` ~~~~~~~> FUCK OUT ~tHX!~~ 'X@!~~ `` >!~ ~ : ~: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-08.txt #715 CRUISY (Fri, 2001 Jun 8) I WANTED TO GO SOMEWHERE MORE CRUISY ____ / ,`// `. |_'____| )______\ _[________]_ /\ ' -o /\ .$$$$. / \:: | | \ .$$$$$$$$. |_ |___,____/_, \ $$$$$$$$$$ / \ [__Z___] ' ( '$$$$$$$$' |___ / _, - \___| '$$$$' [___/ | \__] (_(| ' |)_) / | | ` ' , \ \_'__|_ \__/ / \ __| | |__ b'ger ------/ \-O ' O- / \----------------- \,,,,,,/ \,,,,,,,/ --- ------- ----- --- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-01.txt #557 YOU HEARD HIM FOLKS (Mon, 2001 Jan 1) _-~~~~- ASS FUCK ME UNTIL I SHIT BLOOD - @ @| / ' \ |\ .. | |\ /| \ ' `. '\___/` .`. | \,,/_/ |\_ / `-____--// __/ \/ \ YOU HEARD HIM FOLKS \ \/ .\\ \/ _--/ (D) \ OH WHAT DO I KNOW \ .' \\ | -/ (_ \ I'M A HORSE `. \ /' | / \_ / ==\ / __------\ | .'_/ / \_ O o) / _| /`-__-'/ / \==/ / | \ / || \__/ \_/\ || / _ / | | | /--______ ___\ /\ : | / __- - _/ ------ | | \ \ | - - / | | \ ) | | - | | ) | | | | | | | | | | | | < | | | |_/ < | /__\ < \ /__\ /___\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-15.txt #571 C.J. (Mon, 2001 Jan 15) _ _-._ HI MY NAME C.J. /`'~-. _,-' \ / . \_ / _.--. \ ME LIMEY AND EAT EGG ROLL / : `'Y ' `~-n. / |._ _, `. c.j. __| \ ME RIKEY SUCKY FUCKY ( _.>_O)_/ \ __.-'~ | ME OPEN UP FOR YOU .' /)~~ \ ' ____/~-./ ( /. \ ) / / GIVE ME IT ALL I AM FAGGY `-' `.L_ / "_ | LIMEY C.J. `'\ /_ / | | 8--- \._) _ / `' | | PLEASE SIR MORE SIR `~''~' _| | ^ (_ | GHGAHLAGLHAGLHGALHAGHLAG DICK `-._ / FUCKING FAGGOT `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-31.txt #799 PICNIC (Fri, 2001 Aug 31) )\/\//\/\/( ,---------------------------------------. | _ ,-.| | WHEN YOU SEE A 16 TON WEIGHT HOVERING | _ (_)' `( ) _ | OVER YOUR HEAD I RECOMMEND THAT YOU | ( \ | / `-'| / ) | DO NOT SET UP A LITTLE PICNIC THERE | .'` `-| (_ , |-' '`. `---------------------------------------' `,__.--| _____ |--.__,' / | `._) | ________/ `.______ ,' __) ( ) (__ (____; :____) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-10.txt #870 7 RUBLES (Sat, 2001 Nov 10) ____________________________________ / /| /__________________________________ /|| | |||| | O--------O |||| |__________________________________|||| | |||| | ______________ |||| | [XXXXXXXXXXXXX/ |||| | /XX/ |||| | /XX/ |||| | /XX/ |||| | /XX/ |||| | /XX/ |||| | /XX/ |||| | /XX/ |||| | _ _ _ _ _ |||| | |_| | | |_| |_ |_| |_| |||| | | | |_| / | |_| | / | |||| | |||| , |||| | ,))|| ) |||, ,__________________________________,/|'Gr COMMONLY SEEN IN BOTH RURAL AND URBAN PARTS OF THE FORMER SOVIET REPUBLICS, THIS SIGN READS: "SEVEN RUBLE WHORES" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-04.txt #864 THE CHALKBOARD (Sun, 2001 Nov 4) _____________________________________________________________ | I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FORCIBLY RAPE ROD AND TODD ^^^^^^^^\ | | I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FORCIBLY RAPE ROD AND TODD | | | | I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FORCIBLY RAPE ROD AND TODD |_ __ | | | I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FORCIBLY RAPE ROD AND TODD (.(. ) | | | I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FORCIBLY RAPE ROD AND _ (_ ) | | \\ /___/' / | | _\\_ \ | | | (( ) /====| | | \ <.__._- \ | |___________________________________________ `-`-.`--. _`_`-.``-._`.`. `--.__``-._`.\\\ _____ `---.`|/|| __.--' `---._/`-//' TMD .-' /-./ _.--' //||\\. .' _//||||\\ .-' ' `.' \ .-' _.-. L `[@]^[@] BE HONEST KID _.-' .' | LL | ARE MY NIPPLES | \ /.__ \ L L | SHOWING \ `.__ \ \ L L | `.__ \``` \ L L ) ( \ / '`` \ L L___/ \ .' \WLvv| \ .' `WWW' . ,, `. \ .' `W' .\\V|||//. -.__`. \.-' >\W\||||V//L `. | | ->\` ''//- `. | | >>` u u <<- / |/ ->`.__.'F`__________ | // / __ |\ _________\ | / | (___.'\ | | _.+. | | | | ________ |(_ || | `-'|.+.| | | | `--. (\WINDOWS\__nnn||| | `-'|.+.| | | |-.____` \ \ FOR \ \nnnnn\|_`-'______| / `---. \\ \DUMMIES\ \nnnnnn.) (. \ '-._______` |\\(_______(________`-.__.-'__\ _____ __ __ ___ _ _ | `---------------------------' |_ _| __ | \/ | / _ \ | || | | | _|| ||_ | | || | | |__|| |\/| || _ | > < | (__| |__) \ | || |_| |_| |_||_| |_||_||_| | VK \|__|| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-14.txt #874 REMEMBER KIDS (Wed, 2001 Nov 14) ___---___ .-- --. REMEMBER KIDS !!!!!!!!!!!! ./ () .-. \. / o . ( ) \ / . '-' \ | () . O . | | | | o () | JT/jgs | .--. O | | . | | | \ `.__.' o . / \ / `\ o () /' `--___ ___--' BE SURE TO BRUSH THREE TIMES A DAY --- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-24.txt #731 JOE QUEER (Sun, 2001 Jun 24) .----. _.'__ `. .--(#)(##)---/#\ .' @ /###\ : , ##### `-..__.-' _.-\###/ jgs `;_: `"' .'"""""`. /, JOE ,\ // COOL! \\ `-._______.-' ___`. | .'___ (______|______) MORE LIKE JOE QUEER AM I RIGHT PEOPLE ????????? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-09.txt #777 A WHORE'S A WHORE (Thu, 2001 Aug 9) . . . . . :|||:|==========x= |_\' ' ' \ \ ___' ' \ \ /-- / \ `-|O|/-. I SUCK DOWN THEM DICKS `/ `-| LIKE A CHEAP VIETNAMESE | | | | WHORE \ - /|-| | - |')) A WHORE'S A WHORE THE /_____\ WORLD AROUND I SAYS .' ::: '. : ::: '. ' : : '. .' '. .' ' '.' jg ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-30.txt #737 TOY STORY 3 (Sat, 2001 Jun 30) c,_.--.,y 7 a.a( ( ,_Y) I SUCK DONKEY DICK : '---; ___.'\. - ( .'"""S,._'--'_2..,_ | ':::::=::::: \ . f== ;-,---.' T Y. r,-,_/_ | |:\___.---' '---./ |'` ) \ , ':;,.________.;L / '---------' | | \ L---'-,--.-'--,-' T / \ Y | Y , | | \ ( | ( ) \,_L 7-./ ) `, snd / _( '._ \ '---' '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-18.txt #725 I HAVE A WAND (Mon, 2001 Jun 18) {\ _____ , {* \ (*~*~*) /} { ~ *\ ////^^\ /~} {* \ (((/ 6 6 / *} { * ~ \ )))c = )* } {* * ////'_/~` ~ } {~ * (((( `.`\ *}' .:. `{.~ )))`\ \))_.-:<*>:- `{ (() `\_.-'` `:' `)/ `. | jgs ( \' \ \ _ __`\ | |` `' ``Y ; | /``-../ / `' | / / `-._ `-----' WOOO WOOOO !!!!!! I HAVE A WAND HERE PEOPLE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-11.txt #567 MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS (Thu, 2001 Jan 11) _\/_ /\ . . MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS !!! . V. .V . I'M A LOUSY PROVIDER SO THIS IS '. ..o THE BEST I COULD DO o . ' . . V . YES I'LL PAY FOR THE THERAPY . V . o V. .'o GLHGALHAGLHGAHLAGLHGAHLGA ' '''''.. GAHGALHAGHLGAHLAGLHGALH ' V . ' V ' o'V .' '''_'''' o __|_|__ \ / \___/ mga File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-05.txt #561 GOTS NO ASS (Fri, 2001 Jan 5) ,-.,-. ,| /-./_ ( (___ | 'o \) LIKE ALL CRACKAS I GOTS ; / NO ASS | ,_/ (( \) )`---.__ /( / , . `' \ / | | `. ) | | __,'| `-->___<--' | | | | ; ; | ( / \ `. ) ,j hjw ;' `-' )-' | | / / | /| (_ ; (_( ) ( )`--' `---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-21.txt #789 CHECK IT OUT (Tue, 2001 Aug 21) ,_____________________ l l ,-,__, CHECK OUT THESE WANGS l { / ,__\ l { `}'- -/ WAIT TITS l {`}'\ _, l U__| T__, TITS I MEAN TITS l / \ \ l/ /\ o } o} \ OH CHRIST I'M NEVER GOING / / \`~' `T } } TO LIVE THIS DOWN { { } l/ / \ \ j .] / l\ \/ }/ l \{ \ /} l { u l l 1 \l l \ \ l 1, \ l l\ \ l l } } l______1/ /_________ { / / /| / / ~-_, (, \-~`'~ \ \_, `'~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-28.txt #643 HOLLYWOOD (Wed, 2001 Mar 28) __ _.--._ _.-"-. .-" `"._ _.-```-._.-' `'.-' '. .-"". .-. .-. `-._.'_ .-' _ _ . ` .--. '-.-' | |_| | .--. | | .-. \ \ / /.-. .-./ /\ \ .--. .---. | _ |/ /\ \| | | | \ ` / | |/\| || || |/ /\ \| |\ \ | | | || || || |__ | | | | | |\ \/ /| || || || | '-' '-'\ \/ /|____|| '--.|_| | /\ | '--' \ \/ /| |/ / jgs '--' '----' '-' '-' '--' '---' LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE DONG File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-21.txt #667 DUMBEST SHOW EVER (Sat, 2001 Apr 21) ,mmm, amMMMMMMMmw,:..,wmMMMMMMMMMmo mMMMMMMMMMMMMM0MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm THE DUMBEST FUCKING 0MM#MMEEEEMMMMM#`#MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM# SHOW EVER MMEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM:!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM# #MMEEMMMMMMMMMMMMM:!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY #MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM@ !MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMl jMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb aMMMMMUmmmmmm"~mmmmmgmmmemmmmmmf*****##~MMbq "**M@~LmL,"*MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm,__,jmmmmmMMm " _,mmm4Mm mmM0mmmy,_~~"""\==-~~~~*##MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"~,jm0M~~,__~## wM"""""MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm,__~ME,,mmmmmmmmmmM0M"~ "MA Qb xMM,m-, -q, ~""MMMM0MMMMMMMM#mmMMMMMMMMM"""' __,,sBMA,`0# 9 j# mMT,MmmmmJ~ -,_,mma_~"MMM@@90MMM,wm**~7wm *MMMMMMMM#`MA`b MP,MM6?MF ~"*ms ,0MP~ o: ,Bmm *"~jL mEj.o~jmBM0y"""~.,4MM MM M 0b`MMH!i !Mm my, MMM@M0mmA~MM0 ,dMGb.!m_Mmm"mMMM# MM0s#JM@,MM M !# MMMMM MMC0MMM 0MMM0mmmMMM# *""=="''*MMMMMMMMM'dMM"mf&M,0Mf;f MA 0MMM MMH~,MM MMMMMMMM0"jMM,~M_jMm.!MMMMMMMf MP,HJmM,MM'jf "#,~MMwMMLMMMM 1`MMMMMM@'4M#0MMMM@~9" MMMMM0', PjMMMMMM~,0@ ~Qm`MMM_MMMM M 0MMMM@ ,TpA_"JM",cam_`MMMM'&'d MMM@",mMM~ ~Mm`MMM""M 0LdMMMM'#MMMMMmmmMMMMMM,#MM'&M ##MM'mMM" M0,~*M0m:?MMMMMMj#"""~_ _ '~"MAJMMM#'d"",m0"~ MMMmm,__,*MWMMMM_jmmmMMmmMMmmm,MM0Q@',mMMM" ~"MM*#",_~MNMMMMMb_~"~~"""_mMMMMm",A File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-14.txt #629 COCKSKETEERS (Wed, 2001 Mar 14) DUMBO ANGEL ZEPPO YOCTO THE MOLESTER ___,.,___ ___,.,___ ___,.,___ ___,.,___ ___,.,___ ( ((")) ) ( ((")) ) ( ((")) ) ( ((")) ) ( ((")) ) \_/'@'\_/ \_/'@'\_/ \_/'@'\_/ \_/'@'\_/ \_/'@'\_/ /_____\ /_____\ /_____\ /_____\ /_____\ ldb THE FIVE COCKSKETEERS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-09.txt #655 PUNCHED IN THE TITS (Mon, 2001 Apr 9) ____ o8%8888, o88%8888888. 8'- -:8888b I PLAY TINA AND LAURENCE PLAYS IKE AND 8' 8888 PRETTY MUCH I GET PUNCHED IN THE TITS NIGHTLY d8.-=. ,==-.:888b / >8 `~` :`~' d8888 88 ,88888 88b. `-~ ':88888 888b ~==~ .:88888 88888o--:':::8888 `88888| :::' 8888b 8888^^' 8888b d888 ,%888b. d88% %%%8--'-. /88:.__ , _%-' --- - '''::===..-' = --. ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-08.txt #654 TAKE MY WALLET (Sun, 2001 Apr 8) TAKE MY WALLET JUST DON'T SUCK MY DICK IN THE BRIAR PATCH \ \ ___.-~"~-._ __....__ .' ` \ ~"~ ``-. /` _ ) `\ `\ /` a) / | `\ :` / | \ <`-._|` .-. ( / . `;\\ `-. `--'_.'-.;\___/' . . | \\ _ /:--` | / / .' \\ ("\ /`/ | ' ' / :`; `\'\_/`/ .\ /`~`=-.: / `` `._.' /`\ | `\ /( / /\ | `Y / \ jgs J / Y | | /`\ \ / | | | | | | | "---" /___| /___| /__| '""" '""" '""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-01.txt #616 HURRY UP (Thu, 2001 Mar 1) ,-, ,**@**. FUCKING HURRY UP /&&&-b\ IN FIVE MORE MINUTES / &&&/& \ I WILL CUT MY HAIR, / _!!_ \ GET FAT, AND STOP / /]{ }[\ \ WANTING SEX \| (~~~~) |/ SO I DAMNED /^\) (/^\ WELL BETTER BE ( \\(@*)// ) MARRIED FIRST ," (*@@*) ". / ,~(*@)~` \ ' ;: ' / : ; \ ' ;: ' ' : ' ' @ @ ': ,@. ,@. ;' ' '-=-' '-__-' '-=-' ' ' ' / \ ~=._ _,=~ `=-.__ __,-=' gpyy `-=.____,=-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-15.txt #630 TOO POOR TO AFFORD CLOTHES (Thu, 2001 Mar 15) 8 88 88 .=-- 88 :::: -', I'M TOO POOR TO AFFORD 88.:::,_ ` CLOTHES 88.:::. '( 88 ::;'. \_ FUCK MY FAT ASS 88.:, ,-=..._ 88;:: , c` ) 88''| | ` _,'`Y 88 | : || 88 { /\ |/ 88 | : ) c( 88 | | / , 88 | .' -----------=-. 88 | . `-. 88 ) \ _. `-. (Krogg)88_//\\`.______..---' `.__ `-. (a:f)88 | / "--.. `-._ 88 | / ``( _ `._ 88 | / `-.-' 88 | , 88 ) ) 88 / ' 88 | | 88 ` | 88 \ | 88 \ | 88 ) | 88 ( | 88 ) | 88 `---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-29.txt #644 SENATOR (Thu, 2001 Mar 29) ** ***** ******* ********** **(O )*(O )* ******/***** *****(__**** | ************ |*** **~*******~* ** |**** ** *** ** ** ****** *** ** ******** ************ ****** ************ ***** YES SENATOR I HAVE A QUESTION WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-20.txt #666 DEFORMED HEAD (Fri, 2001 Apr 20) ;;;;;;iiiii;; i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~{:!!!!i i!~!!))!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i!!!{!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i i!!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '!h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '!!`!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i /!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ' ':)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..!!!!!\!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! `!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~ ~!!!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ ~~'~{!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:'~ {-{)!!{!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:! `!!!!{!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!':!!! ' {!!!{>)`!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)!~.. :!{!!!{!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -!!: ~:!4~/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~!!~)(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ``~!!).~!!!!!!!!!!!!!{!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: ~ '!\!!!!!!!!!!(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!4!!!~: ' '--`!!!!!!!!/:\!!{!!((!~.~!!`?~- : ``-. `~!{!`)(>~/ \~ : . \ : `{{`. {- .-~` / . !: .\\?.{\ :` . :! \ : ` -~!{:!!!\ ~ :!` .>! ' ~ ' '{!!!{!!!t ! !! 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''} ( .+ \ / // ) / ., """"/ \\ \ \ ( .+~~\_ /.= /'"""" r.m <"_V_"> \\ \ ~~~~~~\\ \ \\ \ \\ \ <"_V_"> <"_V_"> LOOK MOM IT'S JURASSIC PLOP WE WOULD ALSO HAVE ACCEPTED: LOOK MOM IT'S A SUCKULOSAURUS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-07.txt #563 HENRY II (Sun, 2001 Jan 7) _.-+. DEAR MISTER SHITHEAD EDITOR, _.-"" '. +:"" '. IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY CUBE THEN YOU CAN J \ '. ROT IN HELL !!! 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"-. / / | """' / | '. / / \ ,-' | '._ / / \ / \ '-. / / \ / \ '-, / / / \ '- / sjw | \ I CAN SEE BACK IN TIME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-02.txt #862 MISS OF THE YEAR (Fri, 2001 Nov 2) @@@@@@@@ [][ @@' '@@ ,., @@ ~ ~ @@ . , @@ () () @@ , . @@; ^ ;@@ , . @@@; ~~ ;@@: . , @@@@'..'@@@:. , @ ,.. .., ' . ,' ',,' , ; ;@@ , , ,@ , ., ,@@ . ,@. .@ , ,@. ,@@ , .@@. .@@ , .@, ,@@ , .@, .@ ,.,@; :@@ [][@, ,@ @@,..,.,.,@@ @@, ,@@ @, ,@ / @@, '' .@@ <----- THAT'S A CROTCH !!!!!!! @, :: ,@ \ @@: ;: ,@@ @: ;. ,@ @@; ;: .@@ @, ., :@ @@. ,. ;@@ @. ,, .@ @@, ,: ,@@ @. .; :@ @@, ,''. ,@@ @@@, . . ,@@@ @@@@\ \ \ \@@@@ @@@@@@\/ \/@@@@@ mmm mmm i ssss ssss m m m i ss ss m m i s s m m i ssss ssss File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-16.txt #876 RINGO (Fri, 2001 Nov 16) __ __ |--| |--| .._ o' o' (()))) _ o' o' //\\\ | __ )) _ _)) ,' ; | __ ((-.-\) o' |--| ,;::::;. 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'-/ /.-~----. ~- _ / >..----.\\\ ~ - - - - ^}_ _ _ _ _ _ _.-\\\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-19.txt #606 BLACKHAWKS RULE (Mon, 2001 Feb 19) _____________________________________ | | | ####### #### ####### | THE BLACKHAWKS RULE !!!! | ###### <##### ###### | | ####### ##### ####### | AT LEAST IF YOU THINK | ######################### | SUCKING DICK RULES | ################## | | # _ # | \ # |_} # / \ # |_} |__| # / \ # | | # / \ ### ### / \ ### ######## ### / \ / ## \ / \ /|\ #### /|\ / \ ###### / \ / \ / \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-10.txt #686 SMALL ITALIAN TOWN (Thu, 2001 May 10) THIS IS A SCENE FROM A SMALL ITALIAN TOWN ___ WHERE I WAS FIRST RAPED \%%\ _________________.___________________________________.'%MM''. """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""-'%%MM%%M%M : / \ \. ' . '. . 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M%M#88%M%M%#88###8%M%%%%M M%%MMMMM'. mga NO WAIT THE SECOND TIME I WAS RAPED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-25.txt #612 PRIVACY (Sun, 2001 Feb 25) . . . , ` ` ---. ___. .-._ ` , , ` -_. . . , , a.aaaaa.__a8 , . , ...--,a8P" "Y888888a , .a8a'/ ` \_ _ 8| .a88P . \ -' .a8|/ .aa8P" a \aaP' '\ \ \ a8 ' \. -' / \ / Y ,a8 _/ _____ \__ `X \ ___/ `Y8 a8\ ---__________ \_ \ a \/ | _________ __________ a ._ _/_ a8a /; _____ __/P8 \ "8a. ./Y"8-__a:. |. /a"" \. a. a88a' 88: | /8a Y8a 8P_ _ a8.: | --., / `878/88a._./\:\____a;; . | FOR GOD'S SAKE PEOPLE I a__ \:::.::.::.::.;;'.'' | CAN'T EVEN GET ANY -_ `'\__/:.: ,:." . . . | PRIVACY OUT HERE a. /:.:. . . | =>.-. \_ /::. , .-|| |]- ) I JUST WANT TO |:. .-\ a8"-'.-'/___ FUCKING WHACK . \: . .'\ ' .-' / OFF \. /. (_/\_.-' _:' .aaaa. \:_/. . ___ \ ( _..:=' .a:8888P \:. ---\| /:='___-.88888P' |: . `"' ...:88888P' /. . ___ 888888P' . . ----_ `8P"' a:f File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-08.txt #898 KITTEN (Sat, 2001 Dec 8) .--. `. \ <-- TAIL EAR \ \ . \ | : . | | . \|/ | : | | ..._ ___ | | `."".`''''""--..___ | | ,-\ \ ""-...__ _____________/ | / ` " ' `"""""""" . \ L <-- ASSHOLE (> \ / \ \_ ___..---. L `--' '. \ . \_ /|\ _/`. `.._ | .' -. `. / __.-Y /''''''-...___,...--------.._ | CHIN / _." | / ' . \ '---..._ | / / / / _,. ' ,/ | | \_,' _.' / /'' _,-' /|\ _| | ' / `-----'' | / | `...-' dp | `...-' CUNT AND/OR BALLS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-20.txt #910 ELEPHANT (Thu, 2001 Dec 20) _____ xxx oooo\/\ I LOVE THIS COUNTRY !!!!!! xxxx oooo/ \_ /xxxx oooo\ | \ EXCEPT WHEN FAGS GET TO VOTE / xxxx oooo | \ | xxxx oooo | | \ xxx oooo/ o / | mmmmmmmmmmmm| | / |\_/ \_/>/ __ \___/| ___ / /_/ / | | | / saffy |______|_____|\___/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-19.txt #848 THE PUZZLE (Fri, 2001 Oct 19) LOOK AT THOSE BEARS' NOSES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE THEY _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (o\-"-/o) (o(>o<)o) (o\~~~/o) (o\>9(.)_ \ \ \_)-------(_/ \_) (_/ \_)==[=]==(_/ \_) : (_/ \_)__(_\ \ / /|___|\ \ /_/ \|/ U\_\ / /=======\ \ \_)___|___(_/ \_)=======(_/ |/ L \| \===Y===/ |___|___| _)""|""(_ (___,'.___) (___,'.___) _ _ _ ___ _ (o\@@@/o) (o|_+_|o) /( 6 6 )\ ( e e ) /_( (F) )_\ _( (A) )_ // /`~~~'\ \\ /_/.---.\_\ (~( \d&o, )~) flump / / | + | \ \ \_)8%*@9(_/ \_)-' `-(_/ /^^^`Y'^^^\ |_______| (_._._._._._) _)__|__(_ (_.-Y Y-._) (___,'.___) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ * _ _ _ (o\"""/o) (o\-~-/o) (o\~~~/o) (o\/ \/o) (o|>o<|o) ( , , ) ( 9 9 ) ( . . ) ( + + ) ( @ @ ) _( (G) )_ _( (G) )_ _( (O) )_ _( (T) )_ _( (S) )_ /_/`---'\_\ /_/ _ _ \_\ / /\/o\/\ \ / / * \ \ /_/\___/\_\ / / <')< \ \ / / ( ` ) \ \ /_/ o \_\ /~/ * \~\ / / xXxXx \ \ \_)-------(_/ \_) `.' (_/ \_)==[_]==(_/ \_) * (_/ \_) ^ ^ ^ (_/ |___Y___| \ Y / |/ Y \| \ Y / /_._._._._\ _) | (_ _) | (_ |___|___| ,-._)__|__(_,-. _) | (_ (___,'.___) (___,'.___) (___,'.___)(______,'.______)(___,'.___) hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-25.txt #854 TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A SEAHORSE (Thu, 2001 Oct 25) I SMOKE POT \/)/) / _' oo(_.-. / /'. .---' /'-./ ( ) ; __\ \_.'\ : __| ) _/ ( (,. mrf'-.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-31.txt #860 COMMANDER TACO (Wed, 2001 Oct 31) /))))))))) //) __ __\ DEAR "COMMANDER TACO" C==/_o|^|o_\ | _\ ) \ '---'/ HEY GUESS WHAT ?????? _/`-. __.'_ /` \`'-,._./|\ THE REST OF US LOST OUR GAY / \ /`\_/\/ \ FUCKING CHILDHOOD HANDLES / , ||| |\ , \ WHEN WE GREW THE FUCK UP | |:===: / | | | | /|:~~~: | / | | LOVE, THE ENTIRE WEST COAST \ \ '-' \/ / / `\ \==I==[]=/ / \o_\ |o/ P.S. NICE FUCKING POCKET / ) |\ PROTECTOR DIPSHIT | /\| J |/ |/| | | | | | | | | | | | \ > > | | | |_____|__| [_____]__] |==|==| /~~&\~~&\ jgs ( , `~~)`~~) """`~~~`~~~` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-01.txt #738 SOUTH PARK (Sun, 2001 Jul 1) _ __________ _, _.-(_)._ ." ". .--""--. _.-{__}-._ .'________'. | .--------. | .' '. .:-'`____`'-:. [____________] /` |________| `\ / .'``'. \ /_.-"`_ _`"-._\ / / .\/. \ \| / / .\/. \ \ || .'/.\/.\'. | /` / .\/. \ `\ | \__/\__/ |\_/ \__/\__/ \_/| : |_/\_| ; | | \__/\__/ | \ / \ / \ '.\ /.' / .-\ >/-. /'._ -- _.'\ /'._ -- _.'\ /'. `'--'` .'\/ '._-.__--__.-_.' \/_ `""""` _\/_ `""""` _\ /_ `-./\.-' _\'. `""""""""`'`\ (__/ '| \ _)_| |_)_/ \__)| ' |_____'|_____| \__________/|; `_________'________`;-' s'----------' '----------' '--------------'`--------------------` RETARD JEW FAG GROTESQUELY FAT FUCK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-15.txt #752 THE AIDS VIRUS (Sun, 2001 Jul 15) _-^-_ _-','\ ~=_ I'M THE AIDS VIRUS _-' ,' `. `-_ !`-_.;_______:.-'::: THEY CALL ME HIV ! /\ /\:::: | / \ /..\::: JESUS CHRIST I GOT ! / \ /....\:: THAT JORDAN MCKNIGHT !/ \ /......\: BITCH GOOD HUH :--.___..\/_.__.--;; `-_ `!;;;;;;;' IN RETROSPECT VANESSA `-_ !;;;'' DEL RIO WOULD HAVE BEEN `-.!' A MUCH MORE APPROPRIATE (=) TARGET (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) <+> '/V\` ' / \ ` ' / \ ` ' / \ ` ,' / \ `. \ | | / \ | | / \ | | / ` | | ' | | ` ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-10.txt #809 HOT POCKET (Mon, 2001 Sep 10) _-_:_-_ (*******) <<*=-@) @ @ (@--<<< @( o )@ _@.:-:-:.@_ \ ( @/^ : ^\@ ) \ | &( : )& | { &_\ : /_& } MICHELLE YEOH IS A \__.}%{.__/ HOT POCKET /^ : ^\ (&*&*&*&*&) (PEPPERONI) {#%#%#%#%#%#} #%#%#%#%#%#%# ((DUH)) %#%#%#%#%#%#% #%#%#%#%#%#%# ((((((IN STEREO)))))) %#%#%#%#%#%#% #%#%#%#%#%#%# %#%#%#%#%#%#% ||||||||||||| {&&}{&&} File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-04.txt #803 LION KING (Tue, 2001 Sep 4) _ //\ HEY DO YOU WANT FUCK YOU | \/ TO SEE LION KING TURDLES ||~ WITH ME _ _ ||_ [ L___I ] | /\ | ... | ,@\\/ ,@@@, ,@@@@@, | ::: | @, ,@@" "@@@, ,@@" "@@@, ,@@@@"| ''' | jgs "@@@@@" "@@@@@" "@@@@" '=========' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-29.txt #766 POOR BAT (Sun, 2001 Jul 29) _________________ _________________ ~-. \ |\___/| / .-~ ~-. \ / o o \ / .-~ > \\ W // < / /~---~\ \ /_ | | _\ ~-. | | .-~ ; \ / i /___ /\ /\ ___\ ~-. / \_/ \ .-~ V V IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU CAN SEE THE MUZZLE AND THE CLEAR LACK OF GENITALIA THIS IS ONE OF THEM QUEER BATS IT IS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-28.txt #765 DON'T HATE ME (Sat, 2001 Jul 28) DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL |~ |~ |~ |~ [`] [`]-.-.-[`] [`] |^|-.-.-.-.-.-.-|^| |^|-.-.-.-.-.-.-|^| | | | | /^\ | | | | jgs |_|_____________|_|_|#|_|_|_____________|_| ^aNT ALSO CHECK OUT THESE KNOCKERS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-05.txt #804 WHAT THE (Wed, 2001 Sep 5) __ __ ||_____________________________________________|| || _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ || || { } || || { _ _ } || || { _______________ |*\_/*|________ } || || { | ___________ | ||_/-\_|______ | } || || { | | | | | | | | } || || { | | 0 0 | | | | 0 0 | | } || || { | | - | | | | - | | } || || { | | \___/ | | | | \___/ | | } || || { | |___ ___| | | |___________| | } || || { |_____|\_/|_____| |_______________| } || || ......_|_______|_........._|________|_ .....|| || . / ********* \ / ********* \ .| || . / ********** \ / ********** \ . ||\ .---------------- ---------------- . ~~ \ . . \ . . \ . . \ . . \ . . \ . . \ . . \ . . \ ( ) \ ( . . . . . . . . . . . . . ) \ | | \|____________________________________________________| || | || | || | -cfbd- || | `~~ `~~ WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-11.txt #810 AGE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A NUMBER (Tue, 2001 Sep 11) =--_ .-""""""-. |* _) / \ / / / \_/ / _ /| / _-'"/\ / | ____ _.-" _-' ( '-_ _ ( \ |\ /\ || .-' _.-' '. `'-._ .-'"/'. " | |/ / | |/ _-" '. _-" ( '-_ \ | / \ | _.-' _.' _.-' ) "-._ ||\\ |\\ '"' .- ' .-' `' || \\ ||)) jjs__ _ ___ _ ____________ _____ ___ _|\ _|\_|\\/ _____________ c c " c C ""C " "" "" "" c C C C AGE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A NUMBER C THROWIN' DOWN AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A THING C c THIS LOVE I HAVE FOR YOU IT'LL NEVER CHHHHHH HURRRR PLANE CRASH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-14.txt #751 MOP (Sat, 2001 Jul 14) |~~~~~~~| | | | | | | | | | | |~.\\\_\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~xx~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/_//;~| | \ o \_ ,XXXXX), _..-~ o / | | ~~\ ~-. 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Gilo94' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-21.txt #911 GUITAR (Fri, 2001 Dec 21) DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS NO SERIOUSLY I WANT YOUR HONEST OPINION ,-. _.---._ | `\.__.-'' `. \ _ _ ,. \ ,+++=._________________)_||______|_|_|| | (_.ooo.===================||======|=|=|| | ~~' | ~' `~' o o / \ /~`\ o o / `~' `-.____.-' EA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-09.txt #899 RAPE (Sun, 2001 Dec 9) .s.sd$$bs. .d$$$$$$$$$$b. s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s :$$$$$$$$P*""*T$$; $$$$$P''.' T$$ $$$P' ;P :"$ +*=. .+: ;ST ._.` '_.; RAPE IS `+, NOT FUNNY |: `. , ' .--: \ " / .-' `.`. `** -. / _.. `-`-.___/ `. :.-" `*. `.`*-.-. \ / `. `-. `-: ; : `. `-. \ : ; \ ` ; _. \ : ; ; `-. `. ' : : :$s. `-._.'. $$$$bs. \ ; ` d$BuG$$$bs._ ; `._.d$$$$$$$$$$$$$bs.._..-' T$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ T$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$; SS*Y$$$$$$$$$$$$$ [bug] $$$d$$$$$$$$$$$$: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-24.txt #611 JACK IN THE BOX (Sat, 2001 Feb 24) 0_ \`. ___ \ \ / __>0 /\ / |/' / / \/ ` ,`'--. / /(___________)_ \ I'M CALLED |/ //.-. .-.\\ \ \ A JACK IN THE 0 // :@ ___ @: \\ \/ BOX BECAUSE I ( o ^(___)^ o ) 0 REALLY AM JACKING \ \_______/ / OFF WHEN THE LID /\ '._______.'--. IS CLOSED \ /| |<_____> | \ \__|<_____>____/|__ \____<_____>_______/ |<_____> | NOW GO BUY ME |<_____> | FOR YOUR KIDS!!!! :<_____>____: / <_____> /| / <_____> / | /___________/ | | | _|__ | | ---||_ | |L\/|/ | | [__] | \|||\|\ | / jgs | | / |___________|/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-18.txt #605 WORLD WARS (Sun, 2001 Feb 18) . .:::. .:::::::. IF YOU IDIOTS FROM THE 20TH V^V^V^V^V^V CENTURY HADN'T CANCELLED (| ^ ^ |) A DIFFERENT WORLD WE | (_) | WOULDN'T HAVE LOST HALF THE `//=\\' WORLD'S POPULATION AND (((())) RESOURCES TO WORLD )))(( WARS III, IV, AND V (()))) ))(( (() )) ( jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-11.txt #687 NUTWRENCH (Fri, 2001 May 11) __, .-' / .' / /`. | / / | | \__/ | `. .' "THE NUTWRENCH: MY ORAL REPORT" `. .' | ][ | THE LEGEND OF THE NUTWRENCH GOES BACK TO THE | ][ | GREAT DEPRESSION. IT WAS A SIMPLER TIME, WHERE | ][ | NUTS WERE FLUNG AROUND WITH WILD ABANDON AND | ][ | IF YOU DIDN'T SUCK COCK YOU WERE RUN OUT OF TOWN | ][ | ON A RAIL. THE NUTWRENCH WAS PROBABLY INVENTED BY | ][ | MARCONI WHO AS WE ALL KNOW DID NOT INVENT THE | ][ | TELEPHONE BUT RATHER THE NUTWRENCH. | ][ | | ][ | THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES THE ITALIANS. .' __ `. | / \ | jgs | \__/ | `. .' `----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-05.txt #681 NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL (Sat, 2001 May 5) __ ____ / '~' ) \ / _(__ (__ \_ / /(/ )) ) (\ \ \ ( / ( ( )\ ) ) )//"-_ )_.-"\ ( \ )|-._ _.-- )( \ ( (/){c)\| /"c)"7 )|\ ) )|"""'| `"""" ( | /_) ( | -- ,/ / -_) \ __ / ." \ -_) \ /--\ //( ( -_) \ `--' // ( -_) \____.-" | ( -_) | | ( -_) | | ( -_) | | ( -_) _________-"\ / "-(_-_)___ / \ / \ \ __ \ \ / / / | / / / / / / / \____ /_____.' \__/ | / | | / | __ | / \ __ /_" \ _ / '._______/ \________.' , , ___( )_______ ," ( ) ,| ," '-.__.-' ," | jjs ,"________________ ," ," / / /| /) /| / ," / /_ /"|/\ /"| / ," /_________________ /." GET IT !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!??!!?? I'VE NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-13.txt #689 MUMBLEFUCK (Sun, 2001 May 13) ( ) |\ _,--------._ / | | `.,' `. / | ` ' ,-' ' \/ ( / ,-. ,-. `__,' | \) ,' ) ,'.` | `.#/) '.#_,' ) ))| / (_.)\ . -'// ( /\____/\ ) )`'\ \ |V----V|| ' , \ |`- -- -' ,' \ \ _____ ___ | .' \ \ `._,-' `- `.__,`---^---' \ ` -' -.______ \ . / ______,- `. ,' ap I'M A MUMBLEFUCK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-07.txt #683 TINY AREN'T THEY (Mon, 2001 May 7) _ | | |_|_ IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU'LL FIND [__(_) YOU CAN JUST BARELY RESOLVE MY NUTS '-'\ \ _____| | TINY AREN'T THEY '-----| | ____| | [_______| mga File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-26.txt #613 SEXUAL POSITION (Mon, 2001 Feb 26) .m. 8888mmm.. db8Pd88888b d88b8888888,b WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP d888PY888888=8 SEXUAL POSITION IS THIS d8888b|8~ ~Y88P dPd8888d8 ^| "' dP=8888PY8._'| | dP=d8/ ~ \P',--.| ,' dP=d8: ` ` \ | , ,' ,\ dP=d8|| __\ \/---' _,' \ ,' ,:::\ d88d88; \' `| \ / ~|\ \' ,::::::\ d888888' \ \__/__.~ / > \,::::::::\ ___ 888888| \ .'~~~ < \ ':::::::,md8888888bm 888888| `.__.-~ `~ \ `::::md888"~~~~~"888m 888888| `._ ,'`.`::d88P' , `Y88m Y88888| /--...... // ..d88P ``|\||/)8b Y8888| ,-' ,;' , , "P \._ /Y88. 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JESUS m88 '' ,-' \ ` ` - `\ CHRIST 888 ,-' _ ` ` .` ,' `._ / , | 888 __.-'~888. --.__, /'-_~~~~ _-' BREATHE 88b d8P \,:;' \__..-~~ `^ | \___/ 888m ,d8P (_| /(/\_ "888m.______,m88P <__/ \____> "88888888888"~ ~~""""~~ DS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-23.txt #913 HARRY POTTER AND THE BOTTLE (Sun, 2001 Dec 23) _ _.,----, __ _.-._ / '-. - ,._ \) WHAT CAN I SAY | `-)_ '-. \ / < _ )/" } /___ '-. \ '-, ___(c-(6)=(6) I NEVER KNEW HARRY POTTER , '. -._ '. _,' >\ " ) WAS A WITCHY FLYING FAGGOT :;;,,'-._ '---' ( ( "/`. -='/ ;:;;:;;, \._ .`-.)Y'- '--' YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF (MUFFLED) ;';:;;;;;'-._ /'._| |// _/' \ '''"._ F | _/ _.'._ `\ L \ \/ '._ \ .-,-,_ | `. `'---, \_ _| // '| / \, ("--',=`)7 | `._ : _, \ /'`-._\,_'-._ '--' '-.\__/ _L .`' '.// [ ( / ) `{ snd \__) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-26.txt #855 NETHACK (Fri, 2001 Oct 26) |_|___|_| | | |___|___| o | | |_|___|_| ==;|U | | |___|___| / \ | | |_|___|_| | _,___.----.___ | ___________|___|___| | `^^^`||=\\-._| | |________|___|___|_| | `' | __.' '.___|___|___| | | |_| |_|___|___|_| | | __|____|___|___|___| | | __ | | _|0o|_ _,_o o| | | /`/~||~\`\ `~|U <|`' | | ^^ /||\ ^^ o| | | /|` | | / \ | | | | _____ | | _.o.__ ( ) | | ((\_/(O) \\||/ | | // \\ | | | | |_| |_| | | | Bateau | IT'S NETHACK !!!!!!! I HAVE TO SEARCH FOR THE AMULET OF YENDOR !!!!!!! BY JESUS' BUTTONS I'VE NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-16.txt #753 ECHINODERM (Mon, 2001 Jul 16) . ._`-\ )\,`-.-. \'\` \)\ \)\ \|.) \`) |\) )\ .)\ )\| \ \)\ |)\ ` \ .')/| ``-.\ \ )\ ` . ., '( I'M AN ECHINODERM \\ -. `)\``- ._ .)` |\(,_ `__ '\ `-- _\`. ` (/ / `\,\ .\\ / / '` ) (`-.\\ ` / a:f /||\ `. * _*| / `-.( `\ `. \ `(c File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-02.txt #739 THE RETARDED SKIIER (Mon, 2001 Jul 2) /----| . . . / : . . ______|---- _|__ . . .. _-- --\_<\_// \----- _ _--___ \__/ ___ -----_ ** * _- _- --_ / : ----__ -- */__- . : _: *** --_ :*/ . __:/-----__/ :** : . /-- / / . / / /:----___/ . / /*: | /==/ . / /==: |/==/ . _/ /=/ | _ |=/ . /_ // / _ _// . . : '// |__// . . /==/ . /==/ . /==/ /==/ /==/ /==/ . . . _/==/ _/==/ . :|* :|* WHITE POWER !!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN POWDER OH JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS A MISPRINT I'M GOING TO BE HATED FOREVER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-07.txt #806 FISTICUFFS (Fri, 2001 Sep 7) \;,._ _,,- \`;, `-._ _..--'''```--.._ __.-',;( \ `;, `:. , ;. . :' .;` / ; `;;, .: :. ,;;` / \ ';/ \:: : . ::/ \;` ; ).' __.._` '_..__ `./ FISTICUFFS IS AN ANCIENT /< \\ /I`, ,'I\ // > SUMERIAN WORD MEANING /\ `;-7/_\ -- /_\7-;' /\ LITERALLY STUFFED TO THE //. `"':" ;; ":`"' /\ NUTS |/ . .:' __..__ `. \| /\|: ./. `=_ _=' .\ |/\ /:(/::. \/ .::\) / SWEET HOLY GOD YOU ARE ////=-v-'`-v-=\\\\ fL SERIOUSLY TEACHING ME A ///`Nx_\;;/_xN'\\\ LESSON WITH THE RIPPING / / `"w==w"' \ \ AND THE STRETCHING / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-13.txt #812 ASS (Thu, 2001 Sep 13) (`.-,') .-' ; _.-' , `,- _ _.-' .' /._ .' ` _.-. / ,'._;) ( . )-| ( )`,_ ,'_,' \_;) fL ('_ _,'.' 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File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-22.txt #912 ANSWERING ALL STOP (Sat, 2001 Dec 22) | | DETECTING UNSUCKED DICKS AHEAD | | AT HEADING ZERO ONE ZERO SIR |-|-| | | | ALL STOP ENSIGN | {O} | '--| | AYE AYE ANSWERING ALL STOP SIR .|]_ | _.-=.' | | ON THE 1MC ATTENTION CREW THIS | | |]_ | IS YOUR CAPTAIN PREPARE TO FEAST |_.-=' | __|__ ....................... OVER _.-=' |\ /|\ | | |-'-'-'-'-. |_.-=' '=========' ` | | `. | / \ || / \____.--=''''==--.._ ||_.'--==' |__ __ __ _.' || | | |\ || || || | ___ ____ ||__|____|____| \||__||__||_/ __________________/| | | |______ |===.---. .---.========''''=-._ | | | / | | | || |\| ||| | | | '===' || \|_____|_____|____/__|___| |-.._||_____|_\___'---' '---'______....---===''======//=//////========| |--------------\------------------/-----------------//-//////---------/ | \ / // ////// / | \______________/ // ////// / | _____===//=//////=========/ |==============================================================LGB/ '----------------------------------------------------------------` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-27.txt #614 KENNY (Tue, 2001 Feb 27) $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$;;;;;;;;;;;$$$ $;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;$$ $;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;$ I'M MADE FOR PUNCHING $;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;$ $;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;$ $;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;$ $;;;;;;;;//%%+%%//;;;;;;;;;$ $;;;;;;;/$HH$:.:$HH$/;;;;;;;$ $;;;;;;$H$$%.....%$$H$;;;;;;;$ $;;;;;;$H$$/......./$$$H/;;;;;$ $;;;;;%H$$%+++....+++$$$%;;;;;$$ $;;;;/H$$$. +..+ .%$$H/;;;;;$ $;;;;%$$$/ + :$$H%;;;;;$ $;;;/%$$$- +. .H$$%/;;;;$ $;;;/%$$H, - .. - $H$$/;;;;$ $;;;/%$$$. -# +. #- %$$$/;;;;$ $;;;/%$$$= + .$$$%/;;;;$ $;;;/%H$$/ .++ -$$H%/;;;;$ $;;;//$$$$, +..+ /$$H%/;;;;$ $$;;;/X$$$+..+....+ =$$$X//;;;$ $;;;/%$$$$%+......+$$H$%/;;;;$ $;;;;/%$$$$%......$$$$X//;;;;$ $$;;;//%X$$$$/../$$$$%//;;;;$$ $;;;;///+%X$XMMHX%%///;;;;/$ $;;;;;//;;%H###$///;;;;;;$ $;;;;;//+H#$%##//;;;;;;$ $;;;;;;;#@//%#%;;;;;;$ $;;;;;/M/;;;%$;;;;/$ $$/;;;/;;;;;;;;;$$ $$$;;;;;;;;$$$ $$$$$$$$$$ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-06.txt #682 BASIC GEOGRAPHY (Sun, 2001 May 6) ________________________________________________ ()_______________________________________________) | | | ________________.-.___ __/\ | | /` \ / / | | / \/ / | | | | | | | \ | | \ / | | \__ \ | | \ __ __ ____ \ | | \\ \ / `-` \__ \ | | \\ \ | \ \ , | | `' \ / ___ `' '. | | | | '--.`'. _ ` | | \ | .-. `-` | \ __ | | \ \__/ / `---' `-` | | `'-._____/ | |_______________________________________________| EITHER SOME SORT OF MUTANT IS INVADING THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA FROM THE SOUTH OR THEY'RE NOT TEACHING BASIC GEOGRAPHY LIKE THEY USED TO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-12.txt #688 SMALLEST DICK EVER (Sat, 2001 May 12) ,-.. _. ,. ,._ .-' . '. / . /_./. ' '. . ' ' =\ : , \ \ ' '` ` ` = ' |,. _\ ', \ / \ ." ',. / || ,' ` , ' \_.' |\ -. / , `'":, / ,-= . ,' '_ `;. | / / -' "'` ,:, _,/|,' , ' THIS IS THE ___,--' | | ( / SMALLEST DICK _,-'` . . . , '- _' EVER .-. ,' \ . `,'"`';/. ,' ) ,` .' : / ';\\ '. ,' .' ,' |.\ ';.'.,. .;.\\ ,..:_'_ . / . '. .'';_:;'` '_( ' '-. | . '.'.,-' , ( '" - ._ ) / . ` '. _,'-._ ` ( / . [lf] _ | ' .' '. ' . _ ) (:) ' ' ' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-23.txt #610 MY HOMETOWN (Fri, 2001 Feb 23) . .-+ ._/V\ / \/ \/ /__ ) "-+._ ." \ ( B R A S I L ) \ / \__ ( >_ ) \_. COCKSUCKER/ < VILLAGE / \ * _/ > / / / < / "^./ THIS IS MY HOMETOWN (ALSO KNOWN AS BRASILIA) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-16.txt #692 THREE KINGS (Wed, 2001 May 16) + + + + + + + I I I I I I H H H H H H ++++++++++++ HHHHHHHHHHH ++++++++++++ + X X X X X : BBBBBBB ( 'BBBBBBBB XXXXXXX / Q' BBBBBBB == 'BBBBBB, ( BBB, (. 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'HHHHHHH/HH'VVV:::V( ):: .WWWWWW, ---.XXX( )'///.-------':HHH/HHHH'VVV:V::( ):------WWWWWWW:-- ------M! !MM----- ------''HHHHHH'VVV:::V( ,WW,--,WWWWWWWWW:-- --- --MM,,,,,,,MMM- ----- ------ 'HHHHH.'VVV/VV ,WWWWW,WWWWWW'WWWW-- - ----------------- - -- ---- -HHHHHH:--VVVVV':WWWWWWWWW',:WWWW-- --- ---- - - - - ------ - - -- :HHHHHH:--VVVVVVV':WWWWW',:WWWWW: - -- ----- -- - --- - - - - - -.HHHHHHH'--VVVVVVVVV':W',:WWWWWWW'-- :HHHHHHH ,VVVVVVVVV 'WWWWWWWWWW -- - - -- - --- - - - - -HHHHHHHH -VVVVVVVVVV-- WWWWWWWWWW,-- .HHHHHHHH, VVVVVVVVVV, WWWWWWWWWWW :HHHHHHHHH,VVVVVVVVVV: WWWWWWWWWWW - - -- -- - - - -- - -.:HHHHHHHHHHHVVVVVVVVVVV-,WWWWWWWWWWW-- '''HHHHHHHHHHHVVVVVVVVVVV,WWWWWWWWWWW: '''HHHH.VVVVVVVVVVVVWWWWWWWWWWW .VVVVVVVVVVVVWWWWWWWWWWWW .VVVVVVVVVVVVVWWWWWWWWWWWW - -- - - - - - - - -- - - - - '';VVVVVVVVVVWWWWWWWWWWWW,-- ''''''WWWWWWWWWWWWWW :WWWWWWWWWWWWWW, WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW .WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, - --- - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - -- - - - '''::WWWWWWW WE THREE KINGS BE SUCKIN' THE DICKS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-02.txt #678 UNINSPIRED (Wed, 2001 May 2) _ _ | \ - / \ | | I TITLE THIS ONE "UNINSPIRED" |_| \ \ |_/ |_| \_/\| | | | _____________________________________________ | | |\| | | | | \ | | | | |\ | | | | | \ | | | | | \ | |_| | | | \_/ | | V | | | | |_____________________________________________| ______________________________________________ | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 | | S H A T T E R R E S I S T A N T | mga |______________________________________________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-26.txt #916 WATCH OUT (Wed, 2001 Dec 26) WATCH OUT !!!!!!!!! I FLING POO ______ ,; / `-. --------- ,'( ` ( `) --- ---- ( ( () ` . ,) -- ---- --- ( ` ( ) ) --- ------ ( , ,' ) (\ ----- ------ | (( `._ ) / ---------- ( ) `. . )) ) ---------- \ , _) / `-(_________,' Sebastian File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-23.txt #852 SPACESHIP (Tue, 2001 Oct 23) ,.---. ,,,, / _ `. I AM A SPACESHIP \\\\ / \ ) BOUND FOR ALPHA |||| /\/``-.__\/ CENTAURI C ::::/\/_ {{`-.__.-'(`(^^(^^^(^ 9 `.=========' {{{{{{ { ( ( ( ( (-----:= {{.-'~~'-.(,(,,(,,,(__6_.'=========. ::::\/\ |||| \/\ ,-'/\ FOR GOD'S SAKE jgs //// \ `` _/ ) DON'T YANK THAT '''' \ ` / LEVER GLHGALHGAHLG `---'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-02.txt #801 YOUR LEADER (Sun, 2001 Sep 2) _ ).\ _ \`-._[_]__ | \, | ... \._ _ | |__} ._III_] | ,/ `-------' TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER || || FATTIES || || //\\ //||\\ // || \\ // || \\ jgs ==== ==== ==== File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-16.txt #815 BITCH TITS (Sun, 2001 Sep 16) _ _. .' `-. .' `-.::/_. `. / _. .' \ .' .'\ `./ `. \ .-' / '. .'. \ ; .-' .-' \ .' \ . | .-' .' .-._'_.-. \ . : / / .-' ' `. '. \ : : : / `. '. `. /| \ | / /`. '-. `-._.' ; ; | .; : \ '-. / `. / :.'/ _ _ \ \ \ _.' FUCK MY \`._.' // : .s$$P T$$s. '. \ ; \ BITCH TITS `._. .': | .dP' `Tb. \ \ | `. / / | | dP .-. .-. Tb ; . | `-. `_.' : | |' 'd$b d$b` `|` | | | `. 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TODAY'S ADVENTURE: FUZZBALL SUCKS DICK ======================================================================= JESUS CHRIST DON'T MAKE YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES ME I BEG OF YOU /;;;\ NAMELY NOT HELPING ME WHEN MY MOUTH IS ONLY SO BIG |O O| THE BULLIES PICKED ON ME | v | \ \---/ / \/\/\ | +---+ /0 0\ -+-| $ | \/\\/ / \+---+ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW GHALGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAHGLAH OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW GLAGHLAGHLAGHLAHGLHAGLHAGLHGH OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW /;;;\ GHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAG OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW |O O| GHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAG OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW | v | GHALGHAGLHAGLHAGLHAGLAHGLHAGL \---/ \\/\\ | +---+ /0 0/ -+-| $ | \/\\/ / \+---+ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- I'M CALLING THE NET COPS FUCK YOU FAGGOT \ /;;;\ / \ |O O| / \ | v | / \---/ \\/\\ | +---+ /0 0/ -+-| $ | \/\\/ / \+---+ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- C U R T A I N File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-07.txt #744 PINK PANTHER II (Sat, 2001 Jul 7) (~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~) (~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~) \ \~~~~~~~/ / \ \~~~~~~~/ / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \/ /__===_____________==_\ \/ / __ -- __----__ __-----__ --__ _-~ /' ~\ /' ~\ ~-_ /~ |____________| |_____________| ~\ | | O | /\| O | | | \ _ ./ / \. / | | ~~~~~~ / \~~~~~~~' | \ /____________\ / ~--__ ___( )___ ___--~ ~~~~--~~~ \ / ~~~--~~____------ ------____/__ ~~ \ / __---~~ ~\ | ~~~~~ \ / __----~|~~~~~~ -----\------------ \/ _________ / \ | / \ _______ / \ ~~----__/____ ____-----~~~~~~~\~ / \ / ~~~~~--- ~-____-~ ~-____-~ \ / \ / ~-______-~ -jurcy I'M GOING TO SUCK YOU OFF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-06.txt #743 THEY TALK (Fri, 2001 Jul 6) o:. ddo:.. oodoo:.. .::oo::o: ddooooo::. oddooooooo::.. Odddooo::o::.. d8doooo:.::::.... 8OOdddoo::oo:::. 88Odoooo::::::::::: :O@8888Oo::oo::::o@8OOdOddo:::::..:oo.. :d8@@8Odooooo:oo@88Od8Odooooo:::. .. .d8@8Odo:::od8@@8O88o:o::oooo:. .o :O@8Odo:::d@@@@@@8oo::o::::.. :8@Odo:::oO@@@@@@8ddddddoo:::. :88Odo:::oO#@@88Od::oodd: O@8Odo:::oO@88OOdo..:. d@8Odoo::::ododdoo::. o@@8Odo::.....::::::: TRUST US THIS LADY :@@8Odo:. ..... IS A REAL BITCH d@@8Od:... ..... O@@8Od::. ..::::.. / o##@@Odo.. ..:::::::::::: / ###@@8Odo:..:ooo::::::::oo:.. / ##O#@@88Oo:::dOdooo::....:od:: 8# d@@@8Odo:odOOOddo::..:odo:. o# :##@@8OdooO8888Oddooooo:: .@. @#@@88OddOO8@@@88OOOo @: 8@@88OOddoddO8@@@O.. 8: 8@@88OOdoooo::ooo:: o: 8@@8OOddoo:::::::. .o @@88OOddoooooooo o O@@88OOddooodddo : @@@88OOOdddood: o@@888OOddddOd: 888OOOOOddddOdo .888OddddddddOOOo .O88OOddddddddOOOd: :O88OOdddooooddOOOOd oOOOOOOdddooooddOOOOO: d88OOOddddoooooddOOOOd: d@888OOOdddddddddOOOOOd. O@8888OOOOdddddOOOOOOdo o@@@888OOOOOOOOOOOOO8o 8@@@8888OOOOOOOOOO88do:oo 8@@@8888OOOOOOOOO88O8@8OO: O#@@888OOOOOOOO88888#8OOOO .##@@888OOOOOOO888O88OOOOOd d##@888OOOOOOO888OOOdOOOOOd 8#@@888OOOOOOOO88O8OOOOOOOo ##@8888OOOOOOO8888OOOOOOOO @#@@@8888OO88888@@8OOOOOOOO O#@@@@8888888888@@88OOOOOOOo d#@@@@@8888888@@##@888OOOOOO o#@@@@@@88888@@####@8888OOOOd d##@#@@@8888@@@####@@@88OOOOO O#@@@#@@@@@@@@@ o###@@@8888OOO O@@@@@@@@@@@@@: .@@@888888OOOo File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-12.txt #749 DARTH VADER OR NO (Thu, 2001 Jul 12) * * * * * * * * * *....... .......* " . . " * ". .. .. ." * " " " . " " " * . * ......... * /. ||||||| ." * / .|||||||||. " * / *.|||||||||.* " * * * / * ------- * " * * * * | """"""" | * * | * * | | * * | IS THIS DARTH VADER OR SOME SORT OF S&M MASK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-17.txt #816 WITH THESE FOOTPRINTS (Mon, 2001 Sep 17) ,;;;, ;;;;;;; FROM THESE FOOTPRINTS I CAN DETERMINE .-'`\ '/_ THAT MY LOVE FOR DICK KNOWS NO BOUNDS .' \ ("`(_) / `-,.'\ \_/ \ \/\ `--` \ \ \ / /| | /_/ |_| jgs ( _\ ( _\ #:## #:## #:## #:## #:## #:## #:## File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-03.txt #802 BOB (Mon, 2001 Sep 3) ____________ / \ ____ / ___--// \ \ / \ //// | _ __ \ \ / \ __________ / ||_|_ | \| / /\ \ I'M MICROSOFT / ______\ ||_|_|| |_/ / \ \ BOB / / \ \ \ ______ | / \___\ || | /__| \|___/ / \ / | I'M GOING || | | /_(| || /_/ \ /| || TO FUCK YOU | | || _\ ||_//| \__||||||__ BUT GOOD | || | __| /___/ | \ | | \ ||||| /__| ____ | |\ | | \____ | \_____\ ----\____| | \ | | |___ /\____| \ | | \ | | | | / \ _ //-------- \_____| | | |_ / \ /___ | | |___| | | |/ \ | | _____| | | | / | / __\ | |__/_______| | | | | / / \ |___/| | | | |____| / / \ ____ ______ ________|__|_____ __| | |____|/ /| \___ / _-\__/_/____|| |___| | \ / | _____|__//___________||_______________|____ | \ / || | |____\___/__/ | | _| | _____________________________________ | | \ | | | | | \___________| | | | | | | | | |______________| | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-22.txt #851 GAYER THAN THOU (Mon, 2001 Oct 22) (MAN WHAT QUEERS) ___ ~* .'` _\ / / (o/ * * | _\ * \ '==. * jgs * '.____\ ~* * ~* I'M GAYER THAN THOU * \ \O * |\ /| |____\|___| NO MY LOVE |`'-.:.-'`| YOU ARE NOT |_.-':'-._| O|----:----| \ /_|`'-.:.-'`| \/|_.-':'-._| \|----:----| |`'-.:.-'`| |_.-':'-._| |----:----| |`'-.:.-'`| |_.-':'-._| |----:----| |`'-.:.-'`| |_.-':'-._| |----:----| |`'-.:.-'`| |_.-':'-._| |----:----| |`'-.:.-'`| |_.-':'-._| jgs |----:----| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-27.txt #917 HOW DOES A CAT (Thu, 2001 Dec 27) .-. \_/ .-. \.-\/=\/.-/ '-./___|=|___\.-' HEY HOW DOES A CAT SUCK COCK???? .--| \|/`"`\|/ |--. (((_)\ .---. /(_))) `\ \_`-. .-'_/ /`_ '.__ __.'(_)) / \ // WITH ITS ***MEOWTH*** | |__.'/ \ /--'` jgs .--,-' .--. '----. '----`--' '--`----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-03.txt #679 AMOEBAS (Thu, 2001 May 3) . amoeba _ | ./ | amoeba vaulting a high fence ! amoeba with a bakers hat , amoeba with a broken leg *. AMOEBA AFTER A ROUGH NIGHT OF ANAL SEX IN THE BUTT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-17.txt #693 FLOWCHART (Thu, 2001 May 17) (START HERE) .------------------. \ .-------->| SUCK COCKS UNTIL | .-----------. / | FACE IS BLUE | | FAGGOT |--' `------------------' | PARSING |--. .------------------. `-----------' \ | ARE YOU QUEER | | `-------->| ENOUGH YET ???? | | `------------------' | | | | | | | head() .--------. | | returns... | WAY | | V .-------->| GAY EH | | .--------./ `--------' | .---> | LICK | | `-----| DICK | .--------. | `--------'\ | PRAY | / `-------->| SOME |<---------' bodyhandle() `--------' returns... | open() | returns... | V .--------. | FAT | | FAGGOT | `--------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-22.txt #609 ALIEN RACE OF COLORED WAX (Thu, 2001 Feb 22) WE ARE AN ALIEN RACE OF COLORED WAX AND WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR TECHNOLOGY ALSO PLEASE BE GAY WITH US _ _ _ _ _ /^\ /:\ /%\ /8\ /#\ /___\ /:::\ /%%%\ /888\ /###\ [_____]:::::]%%%%%]88888]#####] |_____|_____|_____|_____|_____| |=====|=====|=====|=====|=====| | _ | _ | _ | _ | _ | | / \ | / \| / \ | / \ |/ \ | || || | || ||| || | | || || | || ||| || | | || || | || ||| || | | | \_/ | \_/| \_/ | \_/ |\_/ | |_____|_____|_____|_____|_____| jgs |=====|=====|=====|=====|=====| | |:::::|%%%%%|88888|#####| '-----'-----'-----'-----'-----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-29.txt #705 MOST DISTURBING UNIVERSE (Tue, 2001 May 29) /| |\ `__\\ //__' || || \__`\ |'__/ MOO `_\\ //_' _.,:---;,._ / \_: :_/ / |@. .@| | | ,\.-./ \ ;;`-' `---__________-----.-. ;;; \_\ ';;; | ; | ; \ \ \ | / \_, \ / \ |\ |';| |,,,,,,,,/ \ \ \_ | | | \ / | \ \ | | / \ | | || | | | | | | || | | | | | | || | | | | | |_||_| |_| |_| /_//_/ /_/ /_/ Valkyrie THIS IS A MOST DISTURBING UNIVERSE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-20.txt #607 DEAR LITTLE FISH (Tue, 2001 Feb 20) .--. _/__ ) DEAR LITTLE 0)0`>|_ FISH, IN TWO /V\ \-_.-_ `; MORE HOURS /'_/\_ /_. './ YOU WILL BE ;._ `/ `` | CLEANED AND |^ '-;._ _.' | THEN STUCK |^ ^ ||``` | UP MY ASS .'| ^ ^|| | `'`|^ ^ ^|\__,.--;' | ^ ^ | | | ;^ ^ ^; | / \^ ^/\)| | | ^| | | /'-'\ \_ | / .. | |'- | |/ `\| | | | | _|,__| (_/ .' jgs (_.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-08.txt #595 LAMEST TUTORIAL (Thu, 2001 Feb 8) /"""""\ | (o|o) | I'M A PART OF THE LAMEST TUTORIAL | _\ | IN THIS GRAND AND WONDERFUL UNIVERSE | '---' | \_____/ AND CONSIDERING THE STATE OF AFFAIRS ___| |___ TODAY THAT'S SAYING A LOT / '-' \ | . . | | | | | | | | | \_|_____|_/ /_| |_\ | .-. | | | | | '._| |_.' /__| |__\ mga File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-01.txt #677 SECOND UGLIEST (Tue, 2001 May 1) __.------._ .' -| - . `. / '.' `-. ` \ / / `. ` \ \ | / `. \ | | | `. | THE UGLIEST | |.---. .---.\ | WOMAN IN | ||><@> ) ( <@><|` | HUMAN HISTORY | | / \ || | | | ((_)) | | OKAY SECOND | `|` / \ '| | UGLIEST AFTER | | _.---._ | | BRITNEY SPEARS / \ `---' / | / `. " .' \ / / | | `-.___.-' || \ / '| | \ \ /' / | |\ ` \ / . /-' `--.__ \\ / .-'| || | `-.\ /.' / / | | `. VK/mga File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-15.txt #691 MODEM MOM (Tue, 2001 May 15) MODEM MOM NEEDS TO KEEP HER DAY JOB |> | /|\ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | | /_________|_____| | ---------------------- | / \ / _-_\_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-25.txt #915 HELP ME (Tue, 2001 Dec 25) * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g g o / \ \ / \ o a| | \ | | a t| `. | | : t s` | | \| | s e \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : e x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x * \ \_-~ ~-_\ | * g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o a \ . C ___) _______ (_(____> | / a t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t s / /\| C_____)|HELP ME| (___> / \ s e | ( _C_____)\_______/ // _/ / \ e x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x * | \ \____) `---- --' | * g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g o | / | | \ | o a | | / \ \ | a t | / / | | \ |t s | / / \__/\___/ | |s e | / / | | | |e x | | | | | |x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t e x * File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-31.txt #921 DUDE (Mon, 2001 Dec 31) DUDE THIS SHIT IS SERIOUSLY TOUCHING FABRIC (COILY, AT-SIGNY) / // / \\ // , \\// ,@@@@@@@@@@, ,@@@@@@@@, @@@ \ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@, \ \ (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@<>@@@@ --__---\ \__\@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@_@@@@@@@@@@@@o \@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ __----__ /@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ -----__ U \@\ @@@@@@@@----__-----_ @@@@@@@@ __---------__-)@)-@@@@@@_____---------___@@@@@@_----___------- /@/ @@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@ /@/ @@@ @@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@ MS (@( @@ @@ @@@@@ @@@@ \@\ @@ @@ @@@@ @@@ \/ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ ''' ''' ''' ''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-19.txt #909 PEACE (Wed, 2001 Dec 19) .-'"""`-. 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"?$$$$$$$$$. HAS FASHIONED ,cd$$$$$$$$$hc, ?$$$$$$$$$c GLASSES FOR ITSELF `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. ?$$$$$$$$$h `?$$$$$$$$$$$$P ?$$$$$$$$$ `?$$$$$$$$$P ?$$$$$$$$$$$$hc "?$$$$$$" <$$$$$$$$$$$$$$r FUCKING `"""" <$$$$$$$$$$$$$$F KILL IT $$$$$$$$$$$$$F `?$$$$$$$$P" "????"" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-08.txt #837 TALIBAN (Mon, 2001 Oct 8) .----------------------------. ( I LIKE MY DICK HARD AND FAST ) ,))). ,'----------------------------' `'.'' o( )o `0-0' .--------------------------------. ( I LIKE COCK THAT CAN GO FOR DAYS ) (|) ,'--------------------------------' _ _| '\\-//` `'.''| o( )o| `0-0'| .---------------------------------------. ( I FUCKING EAT SHIT (I'M IN THE TALIBAN) ) . . ,'---------------------------------------' ((,-.)) `'.'' o( )o `0-0' cj File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-15.txt #814 RED BARON (Sat, 2001 Sep 15) ,-~~-.___. / ()=(() \ FUCK YOU ( ( 0 RED BARON \._\, ,----' ##XXXxxxxxxx / ---'~; / /~|- =( ~~ | /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ /_______________________\ /_________________________\ /___________________________\ |____________________| |____________________| |____________________| | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-01.txt #800 BOX O' COCKS (Sat, 2001 Sep 1) _________ / / ___/________/___ \ \ |\ \ _.-"'. \ \ | \ \ `-._,J \ \______| \ \ |\ \ _\______ \ .'=, | \ \ / / \ `,_/ \ \___\/________/___\ \ | | :'. \ | box o | ,;. '.' \ | cocks | <_." \ | | \|_________| FIRED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-29.txt #828 DOWN SYNDROME SLASH THALIDOMIDE BABY (Sat, 2001 Sep 29) _____ ____ (I AM!) /_ _\ ----- O (|o o|)___|-_ | /_ |\___| ''-_ o | __ | \_ '\ |(__)| ''-_ \ ##### /\___/ \ _/ | #= =## __/ \_/ \_--''' / \\\\\\ q#o o#p / | | __/ q O O p | /_ | | | | __--'' | /_ | \//\\ / | | | | | |____| __/ \___/ \___ | | v | ____|____|___ / \ |___| | / \/ \ | | | | / | | | | || | | |__|________|__|______'|||'_________|________________|__|___\/__|__|___ ______________ ________ _________ /A.Luckashenko/\ /V.Putin/\ /L.Kuchma/\ /____Belarus__/__\ /_Russia/__\ /_Ukraine/__\ I WAS DRAWN BY A DOWN SYNDROME KID ALSO POSSIBLY A THALIDOMIDE BABY WE'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-04.txt #741 NO RELEVANT COMMENT (Wed, 2001 Jul 4) ,-. _.---._ | `\.__.-'' `. \ _ _ ,. \ ,+++=._________________)_||______|_|_|| | (_.ooo.===================||======|=|=|| | ~~' | ~' `~' o o / \ /~`\ o o / EA `~' `-.____.-' I HAVE NO RELEVANT COMMENT TO MAKE HERE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-10.txt #747 HEY ROCKY (Tue, 2001 Jul 10) ___ _ ____ _ ___ / \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \ HEY ROCKY | _|@ @ __ | \________/ | | \________/ WATCH ME PULL A RABBIT __/ _/ OUT OF MY -- HEY WAIT /) (o _/ WHERE THE FUCK IS MY \____/ BODY YOU PIECE OF SHIT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-11.txt #748 ONE HELL OF A TUMOR (Wed, 2001 Jul 11) ,ood8888booo, ,od8 8bo, ,od bo, ,d8 8b, ,o o, ,a8b ,8 8,,od8 8 8' d8' 8b 8 d8'ba aP' Y, o8' aP' Y8, YaaaP' ba Y8o Y8' 88 `Y8 ,8" `P Y8o ,d8P' ba ooood8888888P"""' P' ,od 8 ,dP o88o o' ,dP 8 8 ,d' oo 8 ,8 $ d$"8 8 Y Y o 8 BH d d d8 od ""boooooooob d"" 8 8 $ 8 d ood' , 8 b 8 '8 b $ $ 8 8 d d8 `b d '8 b $ $ 8 b Y d8 8 ,P '8 b `$$ Yb b 8b 8b 8 8, '8 o, `Y b 8o $$o d b b $o 8 '$ 8$,,$" $ $o '$o$$ $o$$P" $$o$ THAT IS ONE HELL OF A TUMOR ON THAT POOR WOLF'S BACK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-05.txt #742 TWEETY'S HIGH (Thu, 2001 Jul 5) ' . 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C ' OWOWOWOWOW _.-' / .---\ / --. _.-' / / \( \ _.-' HOLY GOD / / \ \ (. ) ' THE RAPE RAYS / / /\ \ / / \ | \ \ __..--'' / .' \_\ ) )\\ __..--'' / .' ) \ | / \ -'' / .' _ '///` ( /\ \ /.' _.-' __ / ) ) ) '.-'..--'' / ,' / / .__---------- /__./ / / --------------------a:f ``--.. __// / ) / ejm / _J) /)`-\ `-__/-' ` \\ |( `\ \ -..__ `--' ``--..__ ``-- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-28.txt #704 WORTHLESS ASSISTANT (Mon, 2001 May 28) ..ueeWWWWWk .oWWeu. .oWWeu uuux uuu .e$$$$$$$$$$$E x$$$$$$$N. @$$$$$$$. $$$E'$$$ x$$$$$$*#""""""" $$$$"#$$$$. @$$$##$$$$L $$$E'$$$ o$$$$#"ueW$$$$$$E'$$$>@c"$$$$. $$$E '$$$ $$$$$$b $$$$$$$E'$$$$$N *$$$$$$E'$$$ $$$E?$$$> '$$$ $$$$$$$b'$$$$$$E'$$$$$$N $$$$$$E'$$$ 9$$$'$$$B '$$$ $$$$"$$$N $$$$$E'$$$f$$$N #$$$$E'$$$ '$$$L"$$$N. 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GODDAMNIT I'M FIRING THAT WORTHLESS ASSISTANT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-21.txt #608 ME TOO (Wed, 2001 Feb 21) ,. ,----------. | I | | FUCKING | | SUCK | | IT | `----------' ,--------. || |)___(| | ME TOO | || /_ _\ | FUCKNUT | || //_\_/_\\ )---------' || |\/~"~\/| _.--. .-| /\\ //\ / ,,, ,/ |_/~ ,-~~~-. \( >c;^< /`/ \ . . \~~>--'_//~ `-| / | / `\~_/ |_. : / //> // \`-._ / \___.~~\ \\ (/\. \._ ~`-._ \ `_= )|\) / . \ ~`-.,-' \_`" `--~ \__/ `,`-. ~~~ DS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-25.txt #701 BAD CALVIN (Fri, 2001 May 25) __ _ww _a+"D y#, _r^ # _*^ y` q0 0 a" W*` F ____ ; #^ Mw` __`. . 4-~~^^` _ _P ` /'^ `www=. , $ +F ` q K ] ^K` MMM MMM MMM , #_ . ___ r ], LOVE THE TASTE _*.^ '.__dP^^~#, ,_ *, OF THAT ASSHOLE ^b / _ `` _F ] ]_ '___ ' ~~^ ] [ :` ]b_ ~k_ ,` yl #P `*a__ __a~ z~` #L _ ^------~^` ,/ ~-vww*"v_ _/` ^"q_ _x" __#my..___p/`mma____ _awP",`,^"-_"^`._ L L # _#0w_^_^,^r___...._ t [],"w e^ ]b_x^_~^` __, .]Wy7` x` '=w__^9*$P-*MF` ^[_.= ^"y qw/"^_____^~9 t ]_l ,'^_`..=== x' ">.ak__awwwwWW###r ##WWWWWWWWWWWWWW__ _WWWWWWMM#WWWW_JP^"~-=w_ .____awwmp_wNw#[w/` ^#, ~b___. ` ^^^~^"W___ ]Raaaamw~`^``^^~ ^~"~---~~~~~~` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-31.txt #707 PRACTICING (Thu, 2001 May 31) _--_ _--_ _--_ _--_ _--_ _--_ ( )~~~( ) ( )~~~( ) ( )~~~( ) \ / \ / \ / ( ' _ ` ) ( ' _ ` ) ( ' _ ` ) \ / \ / \ / ( `-' ) ( `-' ) .__( `-' ) ___ _--'`---_ .--`---'\ / /`---'`-' \ / \___ / _>\ / / ._/ __ / / ! \ / /-___-' ) /' /.-----\___/ / ) ( < !__/ /' ( _/ \___// `----' ! \ \ /\ \___/`------' ) \ ______/ \--/ \ / \ ._ \ `< `--_____----' `. )- \/ ) ___>-_ \ /-\ \ / ! ! `. / / `-_ `-/ / ! ! / /__ \__/ ( \---__/ `-_ / / /__ (______) \__) `-_/ (______) I AM PRACTICING KICKING YOU IN THE NUTS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-19.txt #695 NO (Sat, 2001 May 19) NO I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THE RAPTURE OF JESUS __ __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / | ./ _."." _." / |"----" _." jjs \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-10.txt #597 TEN COMMANDMENTS (Sat, 2001 Feb 10) -------The ASCII ART FART Ten Commandments.--------- \\\\`/// / _ _| 1/ NO COCKSUCKING ON DUTY (\'('\/') 2/ WHEN IT HURTS YOU YOU'VE ______/( >(__ BOUGHT IT /`- \ \_=__| `\ 3/ ARTISTS FORMERLY KNOWN AS / /__( _____\ _____ PRINCESS MUST OFFER FREE /_ \.____ ," "." ",__ BLOWJOBS | / _\__/_ - / \ 4/ IF ANYONE CALLS YOU BETTY \/ /____ \ASCII FART FAQ /// YOU GET TWO FREE JERKS ) / / \__\ - | 5/ NO ONE LIKES A SORE DICK '-.__|_/ ///| I VI | (TOO MUCH JERKING) \_ | | | 6/ HE WHO SMELLS IT FIRST | | II VII | DEALT IT \ | | | 7/ WHEN I POUND MY NUTS WITH / | III VIII | A HAMMER IT BRINGS ME \ | | | CLOSER TO GOD \_ | IV IX | 8/ I FORGET \| | | 9/ ONCE UPON A TIME I ATE | V X | RABBIT SHIT |______b'ger______| 10/ THERE IS NO SPOON File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-04.txt #591 UNDER THE SINK (Sun, 2001 Feb 4) ////////- ///////// -////////////- #///// -////// / -- /- / #/ -- ## / -#/ / /- -- /- / ##/ -- /## / ##/ / -# -- /- / -##/ -- /## / -##/ / -# -- -- -# ////// -##/ // -- /## / -##/ / #/ #- -- -## -##### -##/ /#- -/ /## / -##/ / /# /#- -- /## -####/// -##/ /#//##- /## / -##/ / /#/ -- -- /## / -##/ /####/ /## / -##/ / ##/ -- /## / -##/ /#### /## / -##/ / ##/ -- -- /##/////// / -##/ /##////- /## / -##/ / ##/ ##- -- /########/ / -##/ /#- -- /## / -##/ / ##/ ##- -- /########/ / -##/ /#- -- /## / -##/ / ##/ ##- -- --#------- / -##/ // -- /## / -##/ / ##/ ##- -- /# -/ -##/ -- /## / -##/ / ##/ ##- -- /## -/ -##/ -- /## / -##/ / ##/ ##- -- /## / -##/ -- /## / -##/ / ###////##/////- /##/////////- -##////////////- /##///// -##////// #############/ /##########- -#############/ /######- -####### ######/###### /#########/ -############# /#####/ -######- /////--/////- ////////// -//////////// ////// -/////- IT'S NOT JUST FOR BREAKFASTG LFYS OISD HILSFS KLHSHFKL SDHFLK HGH HOLY GOD YOU ARE SERIOUSLY PUSHING ME UNDER THE SINK AND RAPING ME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-29.txt #919 SISKEL AND EBERT (Sat, 2001 Dec 29) xxxxxxx mmmmmmmmmmmm xxx xxx mmm mmm xxxxxxx xxxxxxx mm mm xx xxx xxx xx mm mm xx xxxxxxx xx mm mm xx xxxxxxxxx xx mm mm xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx mm mm xxxxx mm mm xxxxx UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUU UUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUI IUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUI IUUUUUU xxxxxxxx UUUUUUUuuuUUUUUU xxxxxxxx UUUUUUUUUUUUUU xxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx pm xxxxx SISKEL AND EBERT WOULD CALL THIS ATTEMPT FEEBLE AND INDICATIVE OF SERIOUS SHORTCOMINGS IN ARTISTIC INTEGRITY WELL THAT FAT ONE WOULD ANYWAY THE SKINNY ONE FINALLY SUCCUMBED TO AIDS COME TO THINK OF IT I THINK THE FAT ONE HAS AIDS TOO HE JUST EATS MORE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-01.txt #891 DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS (Sat, 2001 Dec 1) _____________________ /| /| | | | ||__|| | | I WANT TO USE | / O O\__ | YOUR DICK AS A | / \ | TOOTHBRUSH | / \ \|_____________________| / _ \ \ || / |\____\ \ || / | | | |\____/ || / \|_|_|/ | _|| / / \ |____| || / | | | --| | | | |____ --| * _ | |_|_|_| | \-/ *-- _--\ _ \ | || / _ \\ | / ` * / \_ /- | | | * ___ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-15.txt #905 YOU MIGHT BE (Sat, 2001 Dec 15) ' ' ' .|(} - - - - - - / ||~~~~\ ' ' ' .-------'--||-----`------, _ | __ | 4x4 | __ |- - - - - - '. `. (-'| \______________/ |`-B) ` ` @. . /~~~\ - .- . . /~~~\ \ ` . .. `.( (~) )' . .. ``( (~) ) \ '` .- ` --_.\.-./_.-AnubiS-._. \.-./__@-...- '`~@.~`-.-'~_..' ^._.-'~`-. `-'-_.-'.` IF YOU SUCK MY COCK .......... YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK !!!!!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-04.txt #833 DON'T MESS WITH US (Thu, 2001 Oct 4) | | $ :$` .-* $$ *-. ' :$$ ` ` $$$ ' :$$$ ` ` [bug] ' .$$$$ . ` : . '`T$$$ .dbs._ ; . ' `T$.d$$$$$$$bs._ ---------- -=+sssssssssssss$^^^^^^^^^^^^^^*=- ---------- `"*T$$$$$$$P'$b. . ' : `"*TP' $$$b.. ' ; . ` $$$$' . . . $$$; . $$$ . . $$; . `-. $$ .-' .$; $ | | DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-10.txt #839 BROOMS (Wed, 2001 Oct 10) . \ . | / | '. | | \ / \ | | | `. ,' | | | | '\ ,.' ,,###### ..______, | | | \ _,' ###' ##. | | \ | | , ...__ __,,-' ,####' ,-. # / | | | | / | ''-----'''' ,####' (_ | |/ | ,-' |'' / | \ `-|-/. _'-. _,.... __ _ _ / ,/''''''''.'/...\../= ,_|_.-.,.,- ,,,-' ' | |(/_\^/_> / ,' _\.|/+ |___, ---+-=-.--'. 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I FUCKING SUCK COCK !!!!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-30.txt #829 CHRISTIAN ROCK (Sun, 2001 Sep 30) ..... d*##$. zP"""""$e. $" $o 4$ '$ $" $ '$ '$ J$ $F 'b $k $> $ $k $r J$ d$ '$ $ $" $~ '$ "$ '$E $ $ $L $" $F ... $. 4B $ $$$*"""*b '$ $. $$ $$ $F "$ R$ $F $" $ $k ?$ u* dF .$ ^$. $$" z$ u$$$$e #$b $E.dW@e$" ?$ #$ .o$$# d$$$$c ?F $ .d$$#" . zo$> #$r .uF $L .u$*" $&$$$k .$$d$$F $$" ""^"$$$P"$P9$ JP .o$$$$u:$P $$ $ ..ue$" "" $" d$ $F $ $$ ....udE 4B STRYPER RULES !!!!!!!!!! #$ """"` $r @$ ROCK THE FUCK ON !11!1!! ^$L '$ $F RN 4N $ HURRRR CHRISTIAN TOILETS *$b d$ STILL HAVE GAYS IN THEM $$k $F $$b $F $"" $F '$ $ $L $ '$ $ $ $ " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-18.txt #817 WHAT'S HE THINKING (Tue, 2001 Sep 18) .-""-.--. ( DICK IS ) ( GOOD ) '--'--' () /""""" O | (')') o C _) \ _| \__/ <___Y> / \ :\\ / | :|\ |___| :|/\ | | :|\ \ \ \ :| \ \_ \ \==L| \\\ ///` || | || | || | || | || | || | || [___]] jgs (____)) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-21.txt #758 BILL THE DUH (Sat, 2001 Jul 21) # _________________________ ____/| __________/ "PTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTH" | \ oO| / `-------------------------' ## | ~| / ## #### `-U' #### \\ || // \\ || // \\ /\ // \/ \/ | | / \ / \ ______ | `' | //~~~~~ \____/V// ||||\_/ `_ |||| _' / \____||||____/ \ \_______/\_______/ CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ??!?!?!?!??!?!? 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'._`/ |_ _{@} {@}_ _| \`_.' / ` |-';/ OH CHRIST _ \;'-| ` \ / \ / | _ {@}_ | \ / \ / '--;_ _ {@} _Y{@} _;--' \ _\ `\ {@}\Y/ {@} Y/ /` /_ / |`-.___. / \Y/\|{@}Y/\|// \ .___,-'| \ ^jgs^`--`------'`--`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^`--`'------`--`^^^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-16.txt #906 SUDDEN INFANT SOMETHING SOMETHING (Sun, 2001 Dec 16) WILLIAM HAD A LOT OF TROUBLE RAISING HIS NEWBORN SON UNTIL ...... _______________ /FUCKING FINALLY\ O\_______________/ 0 ____ ________ _________ ____ 0 /___/\ /_______/| /________/\ /___/\ ////\\ .0 / _ \ \ |__ __|/ |__ __ \ \ / _ \ \ /// _ _\ / /|_\_\/ | || | || \ \ \ / /|_\_\/ |C--O-O- | |/__/\ | || | || \ \/ | |/__/\ || > | \___ \/| | || | || | || \___ \/| \ - | | || | || | || | |/ | || |\__/ /_/\_| |/ __| ||__ __| ||__/ / /_/\_| |/ __|_ .|__ \ \/_/ / /__| |/_/| /__| |/_/ / \ \/_/ / / \ \_/ \ \____/ |_______|/ |________/ \____/ | | 0 # | | | 0 | WTS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-02.txt #892 NANCY (Sun, 2001 Dec 2) ..,,,,,,,,,,,,,.. ,,ccd$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$bec,. $$$$$CC???$$$$$$P????????????$$$$$$e. ^"?$$$bc. .,,,ccceeeeecc,`"$$$$$$b. . - - - d$$$P .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.`?$$$$$$. , ` . $ 4$$P z$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$e`$$$$$$ , . $F $$F $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b ?$$$$L . . $$ $$F $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c`?$$$$. . . $$b `$F :$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b.`$$$F . 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HELP HELP THERE'S A BUG ON MY TITS / .' .'`..'`. \ \ ; / / ` \ \ \ OH GOD JESUS AND BABY JESUS ' \ `. ; HYPERVENTILATING GHLGAHLGAHLAG : : : ` ; ; ; ; ; `. / / OKAY OKAY CALM DOWN CALM DOWN s*s+. .+s*s :+.' BETTER DO MEDITATION EXERCISES : : ' . \ , ` :/: ; ; `""' `""' ) ; CALM BLUE OCEAN `-._ : ,_. CALM BLUE OCEAN `"; :() CALM BLUE OCEAN : *-* ; \ ._. / HOLY JESUS IT'S NOT WORKING `. 'T$P` .' BBUBUBUBUBULBUBUB ;`. .': : `---' ; OH CHRIST I'VE PISSED MYSELF _.-' \ ; `-._ AGAIN _.-*'\ `. .' /`*-._ .-' `-. ` .-' `-. / `*-...-*' \ , ; : . : : ; ; ; ; : : : ; : [bug] ; : ` ' ; ; \ _. - ._ / : | :;*----*' `*----*:; | | :: ;; | | | | | | | ; : | | | ; : ; : | ; ; : : : ; : ; | : : ; ; | : ; ; : : ; ; : ; : : ; : ; ; : : ; ; :, `*--..__ __..--*' .; : | ; """ : | ; ; : : : ; : ; ; ; : : File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-23.txt #760 16 TONS (Mon, 2001 Jul 23) ____ / __ \ ( (__) ) _\____/___ / | | /\ /_________/ \_ / \ \ / \ \_ / \ \ / _ _ \ \_ / / | // \ \ / //|| // \ \_ / || || __ \ \ / || ||/__\ \ \_ / || ||/ \\ \ \ / _||_ \\__// \ \_ / ---- ---- __ \ \ / _____ _ _ _ // \ / / |__ __| / \ | \ | | \\ \ / / | | | O || \| | \\ \ / / |_| \_/ |_|\__| _// \ / /________________________________________\/ oo <---------------- YOUR BALLS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-26.txt #825 A (Wed, 2001 Sep 26) ____/\____ .-' __/ \__ '-. FRZ ____ ,' .-' / /\ \ `-. '. /___ ' '--' /__\ \ `. \ / /'---. ___ ` \____\ \ ; ; / / `--, __ ` '.__ | | / / \ \ `-. ___/ : : / / \ \ ; ; \ \/ / \ \/ / \ / \ / / _ `-.________.-' _ \ './ '-.__________.-' \.' A IS FOR ASSHOLE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-27.txt #826 ZOMBIE DICK (Thu, 2001 Sep 27) _.-=***=-._ _.-*" "*-._ .-' `-. .' () `. / _ \ : O ( `. ; | `*' | :o | \ : ; ;-""*-. \ .-*""*. ' (.-**-. \ : .-**-. . / `. .' \ .-*-. .-*-...s*s. . . .s*s.. .'.-*' \ /.-*-.;:$ $; : ; :$ $;: / `. ; : ( ``TsP' ' ` `TsP'' `. : / \ `* \ .' \ .') |`-._.' `-._.'(`*--*' ' `*--*'.' ; :*+-* / *"' / `*. . . .-' `. Tb dP .' [bug] \ ` ' .' ; / MY GOOGLY EYES | \ ` .' : WILL TRICK YOU : ; ; ; ' INTO SUCKING MY `+*"*-*"*+' SKINNY ZOMBIE DICK : ` : ' ; `.___.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-22.txt #759 FROSTY MUG (Sun, 2001 Jul 22) #XXXX\\ #/---` ###XXX// - \\\-##= - \\\ ##XX///-` ` -- \\##- \ \\ ###XX//- = \ #/ - - \\ ###XX//- # #= = = || ###XX |##- / #X- ==|| ##XX /(((#\ /(()))))))))))|/ ##X| | #-/ | | ||=====\\) ##X| | #-/ | | ||------ \) #|| | #- | | || | | \|| | | | | || | | || | | | | || | | || | | | | ||_______/) || | | | | ||=====//) || | | | | || || | | | | || \| | | | | |/ ===| | | |==== =============== POUND DOWN THIS FROSTY MUG OF PISS COME ON DON'T SQUIRM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-06.txt #835 A REAL GOD (Sat, 2001 Oct 6) __ _ __ _______ __ /##| .-----. /#| |##| |#######| |##| ___/###|_ _,'###,,#| |#| |##| |#|~~|##| |##:=====:#########) __,.'#####/ |#| |#: |##| |#| |##| |##| ~~~~.#.~~ .-'#########/--|#| |##:_ .#,.--, |#|==|##| |##:==========|#| |########_.-' |#| |#@##| | (( | |#| |##( |##| |#| |###__,.' |=====' \###\ |.-' \###`. `.###`. `.##.' STOP SMOKING CRACK AND GET A REAL GOD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-12.txt #841 THE EMPIRE (Fri, 2001 Oct 12) . . . + . . . . . . . . . ,,o . __.o+. . od8^ . oo888888P^b . . ,".o' . . `b^'""`b -`b . ,'.'o' . . t. = -`b -`t. . ; d o' . ___ _.--.. 8 - `b =`b . dooo8< .o:':__;o. ,;;o88%%8bb - = `b =`b. . . |^88^88=. .,x88/::/ | \\`;;;;;;d%%%%%88%88888/%x88888 :-88=88%%L8`%`|::|_>-<_||%;;%;8%%=;:::=%8;;\%%%%\8888 . |=88 88%%|HHHH|::| >-< |||;%;;8%%=;:::=%8;;;%%%%+|]88 . | 88-88%%LL.%.%b::Y_|_Y/%|;;;;`%8%%oo88%:o%.;;;;+|]88 . Yx88o88^^'"`^^%8boooood..-\H_Hd%P%%88%P^%%^'\;;;/%%88 . `"\^\ ~"""""' d%P """^" ; = `+' - P . `.`.b . :<%%> . : - d' - P . . .`.b . . `788 ,'- = d' =.' . ``.b. :..- :' P . `q.>b . `^^^:::::,' . LS ""^^ . THE EMPIRE DOESN'T LIKE SAMOANS FOR SOME REASON (THEY'RE VERY RUDE) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-03.txt #893 AT THIS JUNCTURE (Mon, 2001 Dec 3) _ ( \ ,---. `.)-. WELL IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET _,-(_ ' `./,-.) ME SUCK YOUR COCK I DON'T KNOW WHAT ,--'-. (_(_)' `. MORE WE HAVE TO SAY ON THIS SUBJECT ( ) \ |`-.,-' \ I REALLY AM RATHER SURPRISED AT YOUR \ | \ PERSISTENCE I MEAN IT'S JUST A LITTLE \ ^. | BLOWJOB | \ \ | BE THAT AS IT MAY IT APPEARS THAT WE \ \ WILL BE UNABLE TO CONDUCT A SUCCESSFUL | | TRANSACTION CLIMAXING WITH THE EXCHANGE | | OF FLUIDS / \ | |,. SO I'M AFRAID I MUST TURN MY BACK | | /') ON YOU | _/ \ ,-- | /) (\ ( `` | .-(___ )__) -Shimrod `-`-\((__)--///...---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-17.txt #907 SUICIDE KING (Mon, 2001 Dec 17) .----------------. | _ _ MMMMM | MORE | ( " ) | o o | | LIKE | `.' \ - / | THE | |/ ---`W'--. | KING | |\ | .-') | OF | | .-' ) | | .-' ) | ... | .-' .-' | | ( .-' | QUEERS | ( .-' | | | (.-' | \| | | '--.M.--- /| | | / - \ .^. | | | o o | ( . ) | VK | WWWWW " " | `----------------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-12.txt #599 SHEET MUSIC (Mon, 2001 Feb 12) MANY CALL IT "SHEET MUSIC" BUT I CALL IT "COCK AND BALLS" _ ____ ( ) |____| ___|/________|\____________|____|_______ |__/|/_)_|____|_______|\__(_)__(_)_______| |_(_|_/__|__(_)_______|\_________________| |___|____|__________(_)__________________| |________|_________________________(_)___| | PLEASE BE GAY WITH ME | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-06.txt #593 SPICE GIRLS (Tue, 2001 Feb 6) HALLOWEEN TIME PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \\ \\ \\ .-'```^```'-. .-'```^```'-. .-'```^```'-. / /\ __ /\ \ / (\ __ /) \ / /) __ (\ \ | ^^ \/ ^^ | | ` \/ ` | | ^ \/ ^ | \ \_.__._/ / \ \____/ / \ `'=='` / `'-.......-'` `'-.......-'` `'-.......-'` ldb SCARY SPICE HAPPY SPICE FUCKING DICKLICKER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-27.txt #703 ZOMBIE (Sun, 2001 May 27) NUGGGGGH MUST TONGUE WANGS \ ..... C C / /< / ___ __________/_#__=o /(- /(\_\________ \ \ ) \ )_ \o \ /|\ /|\ |' | | _| /o __\ / ' | / / | /_/\______| ( _( < \ \ \ \ \ | \____\____\ ____\_\__\_\ /` /` o\ |___ |_______|.. . b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-02.txt #589 I AM NOT AFRAID (Fri, 2001 Feb 2) LADY I AM NOT AFRAID DID YOU EVER KNOW TO PISTOL-WHIP YOU THAT YOU'RE MY HERO / \ _()/^) (^\()_ _)\< >/(_ _.-.-. \\)_ (/\\ (_\_|_/_) \ ` /| (__>(@)<__) ` `` (_/^|^\_) '-'-'#, _/\ `# / _/ |\_ ,#|/_/ \ \|#' `-#' /| /\_# | /_ \_.|#,__/ ^^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-16.txt #603 DALEK (Fri, 2001 Feb 16) I WRITE THE DONGS THAT MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SUCK / ___ D>=G===' '. |======| |======| )--/]IIIIII] |_______| C O O O D C O O O D C O O O D C__O__O__O__D snd [_____________] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-23.txt #699 SO BAD (Wed, 2001 May 23) _,-/\^---, ;"~~~~~~~~"; _/;; ~~ {0 `---v ;" ::::: :: "\_ _/ ;; ~ _../ ;" ;; ;;; \___/:: ;;,'~~~~ ;" ;;;;. ;; ;;; :: ,/ OOH I NEED A / ;; ;;;______;;;; ;;; ::,/ SHIT SO BAD /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_ ;;; ,/ | :/ / ,/ \_ ~~)/ |:| / /~~~= \;; \~~= ;:;{::~~~~~~= \__~~~= ;~~:; ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ \/~~ BT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-13.txt #903 NOW THAT'S FAT (Thu, 2001 Dec 13) _ _(_) .-*" `. L_____ ."T _ I EAT BABY SEALS :\ `,`:.`"\.' ; |_, _: : `.,+._: / /;s; s' \ ;P;_. / .+*' `_ `.J- : / : *'._,*, (J)-.* / : /""*+' (L) / s..s()l-._.'--*" `() _ ___ _T$$o ; T$bs$P-._ .-*'"*+.*" "*" d$b ` / T$*Tb `--*""*. / \ sP Ts `-.____.-' dP `* `. (` , / .' _ `.\ \ : _: .' .' `) \ L_.' ;___ / / / `-. .' ._.'_ ""**--..__ _ // / `"*/ / \.*""*. .-._""**--._: \.-'/ / (((( :", / .-. ;' _ ""**--.._\ `-+ ,' :.;: :" : *-' / : ; `: ` _.-' \:; ;._.'`._.-'`, " .', :') /;: ; ; `""**--..___ / /; ,,,:: : `'T / \T /-;.',.': ; : : \" "*T"*( : ; ; ; \ ; : : : : ; : ; ; : : : : : ; ; ; : : : : : ; ; \ \ \ ; `. `. \ ; : / `. `. `. : .'/. /.' `*-.`-.__ `-. \ /.'\ ,.+' "*-._:-' J__..-+-*"\ ; : ; -*'/ ; : ; : : [bug] : ; \ `. : |: .-`.__J. .-; |;._ _.-**-. .--`-.___.-'-. :.'`"'\_.' __..-*; .*"( ___ : : `"""*-'.-'__...-' ; .'`-._"*-._.--*' `"*----**""' `***---+***' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-07.txt #897 PERVERT (Fri, 2001 Dec 7) .u. . ,;M2;. o;MZ .,,7. M.,MMMMMMMMMMMMMo MMMZ MMMMMMME. ,MMMR"' `"oMMMb .MMMM `"MMMMMo. MMMM"' `"MMMM I LIKE TO PUT "MM. ,MMMMMMMMMMM@ 7MMMMMMMMMMM. MMMM DICKS BETWEEN "MMMMMMMMMMMMMM7. .;MMMMMMMMMMMMM. MY TOES MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM@ 7MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. M.MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMER. `"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:@ I HAVE A FUCKING MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMU' ZMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DISGUSTING FETISH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" "NMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM AND NEED TO BE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM PUT DOWN MMMMMMMMMMMMM" "MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM" "MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM. MMMMMMMMMMM A'MMMMMMMMM2M ,MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM. MbMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM ,MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM" "MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM "MMMMMMMMMMM ZZMMMMM"`;2 b'MMMMMMM" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-16.txt #845 WALLET AND GRUMBLE (Tue, 2001 Oct 16) __ .' '. : : | _ _ | .-.|(o)(o)|.-. _._ _._ ( ( | .--. | ) ) .',_ '. .' _,'. '-/ ( ) \-' / /' `\ \ __ / /' `\ \ / '--' \ / / \.' './ \ \ \ `"===="` / `-` : _ _ : `-` `\ /' |(o)(o)| `\ /' | | /`-.-`\_ / \ _..:;\._/V\_./:;.._ / .--. \ .'/;:;:;\ /^\ /:;:;:\'. | ( ) | / /;:;:;:;\| |/:;:;:;:\ \ _\ '--' /__ jgs / /;:;:;:;:;\_/:;:;:;:;:\ \ .' '-.__.-' `-. AIDS FILLED PROJECTILE AIDS CATCHER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-02.txt #831 DEAR GENIUS (Tue, 2001 Oct 2) . ___|_____ / | /| /________/ | |.........| | |.........|{| _ |.........{{{__/| |.........{{____/ |.........{{{ |.........|{| |.........| | |.........| | |.........| | |.........| | |.........| | | | DEAR GENIUS DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-23.txt #822 SOON GRASSHOPPER (Sun, 2001 Sep 23) SENSEI CAN WE NOT BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF DIRTY COUNTRIES NOW SOON GRASSHOPPER SOON GREATER TEACHER IS THERE NOT CATHARSIS IN HORRIBLY KILLING THOSE WHO DESERVE IT OH WHO CARES LET'S LICK DICK GAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLAG GHLUGLHUGAHLGHLUGHLUGHLUG \\///// |. .| ( _\ | | = | |\___/ ___/| \__ /` | '----' |`\ \\\\\\, / | | \ _/'' \\\ /~% | ; \ \ D / /\/ |`\ \ \_ / \ \ | | / / <\ />,_ `\ \| |/ /` / \Y/ /` \ `\; |/` || # | | (| |) || # | | |_________| || # | | | | | ||=[]=| | | | | || |__| |____|__| //| | /||\ \ | | | | | | ) ) | | | / | | ( ( | |___|__| | | | \===|==| | | | / `-.`-. [_[___] jgs \______)__) (_(____| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-26.txt #763 JESSE AND HIS HORSE (Thu, 2001 Jul 26) _____________________ . ' . ' . ' _.=" _..=="\ -------.--'--------.--'-----//##################\\\>7'| . ' . ' . |\'`"|`'" . ' |/'` | . ' . ' | | ' . '| | ----.--'--------.--'--------|--'--------.--'-----|---. . ' . ' . ' . ' . ' . ' . ' . ' .- '--------.--'--------.--'--------.--'---------.--'- . ' . ' . ' . ' . ' o {\ . ' . ' ---------.--'-|~)----.--'--------.--'--------.--' . ' ~(">;\ ' . ' . ' . // . ' . ' . ' -----.--'--------.--'--------.--'---------.--'-- . ' . ' . ' . ' ----- +----------------------------------------+- . |JESSE ROAMED THE PRAIRIE LONELY, LOOKING| |FOR DICK LIKE ONLY THE REAL COWBOYS DID | ----. | | | P.S. JESSE'S HORSE WAS GAY TOO | ' +----------------------------------------+ .- '- . ' . ' . ' . ' Phideaux File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-27.txt #764 WORLD WAR III (Fri, 2001 Jul 27) NO MORE HIGH GAS PRICES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR THIS ************* ******,.';.,.;',';.****** ****';.,.;'';.<>:":><.;';.,>;**** **';.,.;':><>:";.,.;':><>:":.,.;';.** *';.,.;';.,,,,.;":><>:":><>:";.,.;';.,* *';.,.:":><>:";.,.;| |';.,>:":><>:';.,,* **';.,.;';.,.;;*| :|' |||*';.,..":><>:;** ***';.,.;':><;* || ||.| | *';.,.;';.,;*** **":.,.;'":* |>|| || | *.,.;.,.;;** ***;.,.;** || | ||| **:><>:*** ****** | |||| | ****** |||| | | | ||||| || | | | | ||||||| || | | | | | || | ||| | ||| | | || | .*#|| || |||#*. .*#@@| || || |@@#*. -------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-22.txt #821 GAY BRAIN (Sat, 2001 Sep 22) ____________ _.--""' `""--._ _.-' `-._ .' ______ `. .' _.--""' `""--._ `. .' .' ,< \_| -v' `. `. .' / X_v \| \_,-' \ `. | .' ,-< /` . ( ` >'\ ,- `. | |/| | V\_ `--' `) \_. '\_| | |\| | | .'/ ,_;==./ //`=:. `\,_`. | | [ |--===<__,=={_, `:=="' ,_ `===='/`>===--| ] | | `. `--v'\, `-, -' >-.__x--'.' | | \| `"--.__'` fag --' '__.--"' |/ \_ `"\"------"/hjm_/ `"--| -- |--"' | | IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU CAN SEE THIS IS A GAY BRAIN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-03.txt #832 HUGLHUGHULGHULGHLUG (Wed, 2001 Oct 3) .--. |/`-\ HOLY GOD I SHOULDN'T HAVE __ _( '\' SLAMMED DOWN THAT LAST _.-' | __(, HAITIAN DICK .' _.-' \/ %; /\.' / ;%, \/ '.__.-' '#; | / ;%, \ || '` \ || | )) | || |__||_ | '.__) jgs '._) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-17.txt #846 A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE (Wed, 2001 Oct 17) _ jgs ./ | _________________ / / / __________ //\_ /' / | (__________) ||.' `-.________________________ / / | __________ ||`._.-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` / \ \__(__________)__\\/ | `\ | | ___________________ | |___________________...-------'''- - - =- - = - = `. /| | \- = = - -= - = - =- = - =| ( | | |= -= - = - = - = - =--= = - = =| \| |___________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_- -=_=-=_=_= -| | | ```-------...___________________.' |________| \ / _ | | ,,,,,,, /=\ ,-' `-, /\___________ (\\\\\\\||=| | | \/~~~~~~~~~~~` ^^^^^^^ \=/ `--------' ` THIS HAMMER, SCREWDRIVER, NAIL, AND SCREW WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND THEIR HEARTFELT SORROW AT THE TRAGEDY THAT TOOK PLACE ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 WE WILL NEVER FORGET THE DAMAGE THAT WAS DONE TO THE PEOPLE OF THIS GREAT NATION ON THAT FATEFUL DAY WE ALL BOW OUR HEADS SILENTLY (EXCEPT FOR THE SCREWDRIVER WHO DOESN'T REALLY HAVE A HEAD) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-06.txt #896 QVC (Thu, 2001 Dec 6) .... ..... .d$P" "$$c "$$$$$" ^$$$" z$$P" ^"$$er z$$$F ^$$$e '$$$$r $" d$$$" $$" J$$$$ 3$$$$ '$$$$. 4" $$$$P ^F $$$$P '$$$$F '$$$$r ." J$$$$" 4$$$$F $$$$$ "$$$$r F $$$$$ $$$$b 4$$$$F "$$$$c P 3$$$$. 3$$$$ J$$$$ 3$$$$P $$$$L J "$$$c .$$$* 3$$P *$$$r 4$L "*$b z$P" 3$ ^*$$b. .d$*" C$$EL """""" Gilo94' '"""*$$$$$$be. "*$$*"" MORE LIKE THE QUEER VIDEO SOMETHING !1!!!! OH RIGHT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-12.txt #902 LOOK OUT IT'S HENRI (Wed, 2001 Dec 12) ____... .-"--"""".__ `. WOODY !!!!!!!!!!! | ` | ( `._....------.._.: I'M GOING TO STEAL ) .()'' ``(). YOUR GIRLFRIEND !!!!! ' () .==' `=== `-. . ) ( g) / ) ) / J / ( |. / . ( / $$ (. (_'. , )|` / || |\`-....--'/ ' \ /||. \\ | | | / / \. //||(\ \`-===-' ' \o. .//7' |) `. -- / ( OObaaaad888b. (<<. / | .a888b`.__.'d\ OO888888888888a. \ Y' | .8888888aaaa88POOOOOO888888888888888. \ \ | .888888888888888888888888888888888888b | | .d88888P88888888888888888888888b8888888. b.--d .d88888P8888888888888888a:f888888|888888b 88888b 888888|8888888888888888888888888\8888888 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-22.txt #698 THE TASTE (Tue, 2001 May 22) ___ ,-'" "`-. ,'_ `. / / \ ,- \ __ | \_0 --- | I LIKE THE / | | | TASTE OF DICK \ \ `--.______,-/ | ___) \ ,--"" ,/ | / _ \ \-_____,- / \__-/ \ | `. ,' \___/ < ` --------' \__/\ | Wny \__// File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-17.txt #604 PECKERWOOD (Sat, 2001 Feb 17) _,., ,' ,' / ,' / , / , / ' / ,' '.__| | | |__| | | |__| I'M A PECKERWOOD | | |__| | | |__| |, | |--| |__| | | |--| |__| |__| ,-. |__|' ,' / _,.-' ',_,' o / / 8888 / | / 1 / `L 8888 / | / / ==== \ / ____ \ / (____) o \ / o \ / o ,' / _,.'^ / __,.-"~^ ',,..--~~^ RS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-03.txt #590 I GIVE UP (Sat, 2001 Feb 3) {) ON RUDOLPH ON FATTY ON STUPID ON ITZHAK c==//\ ON DONNER ON FAGGOT ON FUCKER ON NIXON _-~~/-._|_| /'_,/, //'~~~\;;, GLHGAHLAGHLGA OH I GIVE UP `~ _( _||_..\ | ';; GALHGAHLGAHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGH /'~|/ ~' `\<\> ; " | / | " " " TX File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-15.txt #602 PROUD MEMBER (Thu, 2001 Feb 15) .____________. MM. .MM | | "MM._______.MM" | PROUD | / \ | MEMBER OF | / dMMb dMMb \ | NAMBLA | / dM"""Mb dM"""Mb \ |____________| | MMMMM"/O\"MMMMM | ||o | "MMM"/ \"MMM" | .dMMM 8 | dMMMMMMMM \ \ / dMMMMMMMP AMMMMMMMMM\_____/MMMMMMMMMMMM" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-08.txt #684 GAYEST CONSTELLATION (Tue, 2001 May 8) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * jlh * * * * * * * * * * , ; '; , . * * * * * * * * * * * | " ; . * * * ; \ ' ; , * * _______ _ . ; | ; '_ ; ' ; , | | | | | | [ , , , ^ , , ^ , , ^ , , ^ , , ^ \ , , , , , / ^ , , ^ , , ^ , , / ' ; , THE GAYEST CONSTELLATION EVER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-01.txt #588 SERIOUSLY A RIVER (Thu, 2001 Feb 1) _,-"}{"-._ /,;;//\\;;.\ THERE IS ///'_ _`\\\ SERIOUSLY A |Y '_ _` Y| RIVER OF SHIT || ( .. ) || COMING OUT OF (_ (__) _) MY UNDERWEAR l j NOW l --' j \_ _/ LUCKILY I AM _j l_ WEARING MY ,' `.__,' `. MOM'S PANTIES / \ |__Y________Y__| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-20.txt #696 BEST ANAL FISTING (Sun, 2001 May 20) THIS IS THE BEST ANAL FISTING SITE I HAVE EVER SEEN __-----_. / \ \ / | | \_---_ ._. | | \ | |"""""""""'. | | |@ | | | \___/ ___ / | | | \____(____\___/ | | | |__| | | | / \-_ | | |' / \_ "__ _ !_!--v---v--" / "| |>) |""""""""| | _| | ._--""|| | _\_____________|_|_____||________|_ / \ /_____________________________________\ / \ /_______________________________________\ / \ /_________________________________________\ { } <_______________________________| | > {_______________________________| ________ < } Kharas / SNOOPY \ |_______________________________| /__________\ \|/ \\/ \||// |// File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-04.txt #894 QUACKMAN (Tue, 2001 Dec 4) .--------------------------. ( COCKS! COCK! COCK! COCK! ) - .-. ,`----------------_---------' - ( '< o o o o o o (_) o o -.---.`-. - ( ` ) ~ ~ `------' ~ ~ PlM I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE **QUACK**MAN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-10.txt #900 BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND (Mon, 2001 Dec 10) .-. ( O )___ AT YOUR SERVICE !!!!!!! > ___) YOU GODDAMN DICKLICKERS ( O ) `-' MaRion File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-01.txt #830 THE DOOR (Mon, 2001 Oct 1) 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 88.._| | `-. | `. -_-_ _-_ _- _- -_ - .'| |.'| | _..88 88 `-.._ | |`! |`. -_ -__ -_ _- _-_- .' |.;' | _.!-'| 88 88 | `-!._ | `;! ;. _______________ ,'| .-' | _!.i' | 88 88..__ | |`-!._ | `.| |_______________||."'| _!.;' | _|..88 88 |``"..__ | |`";.| i|_|MMMMMMMMMMM|_|'| _!-| | _|..-|' 88 88 | |``--..|_ | `;!|l|MMoMMMMoMMM|1|.'j |_..!-'| | 88 88 | | | |`-,!_|_|MMMMP'YMMMM|_||.!-;' | | | 88 88___|______|____!.,.!,.!,!|d|MMMo * loMM|p|,!,.!.,.!..__|_____|_____88 88 | | | | | |_|MMMMb,dMMMM|_|| | | | | | 88 88 | | |..!-;'i|r|MPYMoMMMMoM|r| |`-..| | | | 88 88 | _!.-j' | _!,"|_|M)(MMMMoMMM|_||!._| `i-!.._ | | 88 88 _!.-'| | _."| !;|1|MbdMMoMMMMM|l|`.| `-._| |``-.._ | 88 88..-i' | _.''| !-| !|_|MMMoMMMMoMM|_|.|`-. | ``._ | |``"..88 88 | |.| |.| !| |u|MoMMMMoMMMM|n||`. |`! | `". | 88 88 | _.-' | .' |.' |/|_|MMMMoMMMMoM|_|! |`! `,.| |-._| 88 88 _!"'| !.'| .'| .'|[@]MMMMMMMMMMM[@] \| `. | `._ | `-._ 88 88-' | .' |.| |/| / \|`. |`! |.| |`-88 88 |_.'| .' | .' |/ NO COCKSUCKERS \ \ | `. | `._ | 88 88 .' | .' |/| / ALLOWED \ |`! |`.| `. | 88 88 _.' !'| .' | / \| ` | `. |`.| 88 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 fL 888 OKAY WE'LL MAKE THIS ONE EXCEPTION File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-15.txt #844 DILBERT (Mon, 2001 Oct 15) ,-.,-.,-.,-. `7 .' | | | .-!. | .---|o|| | (C `-'^. | ` _; | | ("`--. \_| /`-._ `-._| /\ / `-._/=\ /`-\ / / \ >~7\ |`-| / | | \-\ ; /\ / ; `-j--f-' \/`!__7\ y | | | `./_I_;' | | | || | | | || | | | || | | |_ || |____/ .-'_____|' (/|||\\ | | HERE WE SEE DILBERT AFTER SPYING DOGBERT'S READY AND WILLING DONG FUCKING FAGGOT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-29.txt #858 BAD ELMO (Mon, 2001 Oct 29) __ __ .' 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FOR A TEN DOLLAR ROCK \-._^ ^| | ^_.-/ `\ `-._ \___/ ^_.-' /' ________/ `\_ `--...--' /' `-.._______..-' /\ /\ __/ \__ | |/ /_ .'^ ^ `. .' `__\ .' ^ ^ `.__.'^ .\ \ .' ^ . ^ . ^ .' \/ / / ^ \'.__.' | ^ /| ^ | \ \|^ ^ | `\^ | ^ | THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING `~| ^ | TRUST ME YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW | ^ ^ | \^ / / `. ^ .' ____/ jgs : ^ ; .-~~~~~~ | ^ ~~~~~~-. / ^ ^ | ^ \ \^ ^ / \ ^ ^ / `~~~~~~~~' `~~~~~~~~~' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-19.txt #756 SHIT BUGS (Thu, 2001 Jul 19) IF I DRIVE FAST ENOUGH MAYBE I CAN GET THESE SHIT BUGS OUT OF MY HAIR ..:,. \ ,::::::;.~ \ (}{)-;:::. /} / 3:;:`' // (,) ::;'~ // }-' ;:;. /{| L__,-'/ ':;. _ __________________ //||_______/_ (_.db,`_______,L\_____________ .&__________________{/ |/,3%,~~/7/;'-';dHH[\~~~~~~~[\/____________/) (>=-----------------=[)"]""';'.""": ~,"""""""""""""[=------------=)| | /\ _ / | | '.`'^ ,' \ | --o | /< | /` /> [. \/ | | _`"'` \| \' |.------------{| }=-- /\ [_ _\/ | | & |_ | /__\ \-- \ / ___ |{ (_____________/,=.\ | \ | \./ \ ` \ \ / /,=.\ {/ \__________{((x))}___|__\______________________/__dew__{((+))}_/' "=" ` "=" ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-20.txt #819 WANTED (Thu, 2001 Sep 20) __ .' `""*****------------........________ / _______...........______________ `\ : .j"""' ___ __ _ `T`*; |/ : | | /\ |\ | | | | \ | `; | ^ | :__: | \ | | |- | ; | | |/ \| | | | \| | |__ |_/ .-*' | ____....ssssssss....____ `". | .P""""""""""""""""""""""""T. | `-. 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HE'S OBVIOUSLY : __ : A FAGGOT | . \ `'-._ | /; \ `***-----...__ _____.....----+-*'/ `-.__...-----... `:,-' _.' `**--..____...----***'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-08.txt #807 HALF PAST (Sat, 2001 Sep 8) ______________ /' `\ /' _.------._ `\ /' .-' 60 `-. `\ /' .' 55 _.... / 5 `. `\ /' : .' /`. : `\ | : 50 : / : 10 : | | : : / : : | IT'S HALF PAST | : 45 : ---@---------15 : | ANAL RAPE | : : / : : | | : 40 : : 20 : | \ : `._ _.' : / `\ `. 35 '''' 25 .' /' `\ `-._ 30 _.-' /' jgs `\ `------' /' `\______________/' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-25.txt #762 ROMEO (Wed, 2001 Jul 25) ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ | |_| |_| | | |_| |_| | ROMEO, ROMEO \ / \ / WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO | | | | | \ / [O / | | \ / | |` | T \ / T | SUCK A COCK LADY | \__/ | I HAVE THE BIGGEST | | ### HARDON IN HISTORY | | #MAX# | ,-`-. ,-`-. | ### / | |+++++| |\____/| |+++++| | V / | |+++++| | | |^^^^^| | I / | |^^^^^| | | | | | I \o |__,|___w,;_v_|,_ii._|_,.| _,,|!,_| X A File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-31.txt #768 KLINGON WEB (Tue, 2001 Jul 31) 10101010101.' .`.\._0 0 _.|._ 1 1_./.`. 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'. _.-' 0101010 `-.____.\.|./.____.-' 010101 _/_/__\_\|/_/__\_\_ 1010 ________________/.--##/#//-\\#\##--.\_______________________1 // \##{-(@)=(@)-}##/ \\ 0 || _.-'.\-\VVV/-/.`-._ || 0101 _|-'_ . -./--|--\.- .- `-|_ 101010 _.-'' -_ . -./.- | -.\.- .- _- `-._ 1010101 _.-', ' -_ . -./.- `|` -.\.- .- _- ` `-._ 10101010 _.-' . , ' -_ . -./.- ` | ` -.\.- .- _- ` , .`-._101010101 '0 - . , ' -_ . -./.- ` `|` ` -.\.- .- _- ` , . -1`10101010 010101010'0-_ . -./.- ` ` | ` ` -.\.- .- _-0`0101010101010101 1010101010101. -./.- ` ` -|- ` ` -.\.- .-10101010101010101010 01010101010101-./.-1`1`1-.|.-0`0`0-.\.-0101010101010101010101 10101010101010101010101010|1010101010101010101010101010101010 NS IT'S A THOLIAN WEB !11! OR MAYBE MY JIZZ IN A GLASS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-30.txt #767 REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER (Mon, 2001 Jul 30) ______________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\_____________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| I\ I ___ I ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ I: ##### | I \ | (__ | REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER :I I: #### _\_ | I \| ___) |__ OFFICIAL LICENSE !! :I I: ##=-[.].] | <-><-><-><-> exp. 11/03<-><-><-><-><-><->:I I: #( _\ | Name: FATTY MCFUCKFACE :I I: # \__| | Email: FATTY@NETWORKSOLUTIONS.COM :I I: \___/ | Occupation: SUCKING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT :I I: .' `. | Eye color: WHO :I I: ( ) , ) | Hair color: WHAT :I I: | | | | | Location: WASHINGTON, D.C. :I I: | | n | | | Newsgroups: YOU CAN SEE A DICK POKING :I *__________________|__________________________________________* \%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-24.txt #761 HOMELESS (Tue, 2001 Jul 24) . . . . . . . . . _ _ ___ __ __ _____ _ _____ ____ ____ | | | |/ _ \| \/ | ____| | | ____/ ___/ ___| | |_| | | | | |\/| | _| | | | _| \___ \___ \ . | _ | |_| | | | | |___| |___| |___ ___) |__) | . |_| |_|\___/|_| |_|_____|_____|_____|____/____/ . . . . . . . . Borne . File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-09.txt #808 TERMINATOR 2 (Sun, 2001 Sep 9) / \ / / \" \ / / \ "\ / / \ "\ / / \ "\ / / \ "\ / / \ " \ / / \ "/ / / / / / :\ / / / : \ / / / /~\\ \ / / / /\ \/"/\\ \ / / / ./\./"\ \// \\ \ / / IF YOU TRAVEL \~\ \./"\ \ / \\ ..\. ___/_/ BACK IN TIME \ \ \./"\ \ / \\ / YOU WILL DISCOVER \ \ \ /"\ \ / \\/ THAT I AM THE \ \ /\\//"\ \ / FORERUNNER OF ALL \ \ /.\/" / MODERN COMPUTERS \ \/ / \ / GHLGAHLGALHGA TERMINATOR 2 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-09-21.txt #820 BACK SIDE (Fri, 2001 Sep 21) ____________________________ |[] []| |[] []| | | | . . | I'M | ` _` | THE | ` ()|_|` | BACK | ` ` | SIDE | ` . . ` | OF | ________________ | A | | ____ | | DISK | | | | | | FILLED | | | | | | WITH | | | | | | CRAP |() | |_ _| | ()| |) | -- | (| das |_____|[]______________|\___/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-07-18.txt #755 GIRL (Wed, 2001 Jul 18) _____ _____ / ____\/____ \ / | | \ / | O O | \ / | > | \ /_____\ () /_____\ \______/ @@@ | | @@@ \ / _____| |_____ \ / | | / \ | | \---\ / \ /---/ \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \_/ / \ \_/ / \ /\ /\ / \_____/ \ / \_____/ |________| |___()___| | | / \ / \ / \ /________________\ \ /\ / \ / \ / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Zibi |_| |_| _/ | | \_ /____| |____\ Girl DUH YOU THINK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-28.txt #857 AALIYAH (Sun, 2001 Oct 28) | \ _ / -= (_) =- I MISS AALIYAH .\/. / \ .\\//o\\ ,\/. | ,~ / //o\\|,\/. ,.,., ,\/. ,\//o\\ |\ | |//o\ /###/#\ //o\ /o\\| /| \ ^^|^^|^~|^^^|' '|:|^^^|^^^^^|^^|^^^""""""""("~~~~~~~~/_|__\~~~~~~~~~~ .|'' . | '''""'"''. |`===`|'' '"" "" " (" ~~~~ ~ ~======~~ ~~ ~ jgs^^ ^^^ ^ ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^ ^^ "" """( " ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~ \ WHERE'S MY HEAD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-10-14.txt #843 PREPARE YOURSELF (Sun, 2001 Oct 14) _,,--,,_ /` .`\ / ' _.-' \ | `'_{}_ | | /` `\ | \/ == == \/ /| (.)(.) |\ \| __)_ |/ |\/____\/| | ` ~~ ` | \ / jgs `.____.` HOPE YOU'RE COOL WITH ALLAH MOTHERFUCKER SIGNED SEALED DELIVERED YOU'RE DEAD ALSO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER ONCE A MONTH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-11.txt #901 DOWN SYNDROME (Tue, 2001 Dec 11) /\ /\ / \ / \ | @ \ / @ | | @@ \ / @@ | \ @@ \ / @@@ / I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME \ @@@ \ / @@@ / \ @@@ \ / @@@ / SOMETHING ABOUT ME HAVING AN \ @@ \__/ @@ / EXTRA CHROMOSOME AND MY FATHER \ _ _ / BEING STRUCK DOWN BY GOD / / \ / \ \ / o o \ | * | __ | _____ | / \ \ / \ / _____\__/___ \ / _/ \\ \__ \__________/ __/ \\ \_ / __ \ _/ _______ \\ __ \_ / _/ \ \ / | ____| -/ \___\ /__/ | \ | | |__ \_______|_______/ \ | | __| | ______ \ \_ | |____ / _/ \_ | \_ |_____| / _/ \_ | __ \__ _____________/__/ \ |/ \ \__/ | |\__/ \_______________________________/__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-12-05.txt #895 WHAT'S THAT SMELL (Wed, 2001 Dec 5) _____ .-'. ':'-. FOR GOD'S SAKE .''::: .: '. WHAT'S THAT SMELL / :::::' \ ;. ':' ` ; | '.. | ; ' ::::. ; \ ':::: / '. ::: .' I'M HALF COVERED '-.___'_.-' WITH TWATS jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-28.txt #615 PLAYING A BAGPIPE (Wed, 2001 Feb 28) *** %% *****%%>> *****|| #####||%% %% EITHER I'M PLAYING A BAGPIPE OR d0 0b||%%--%%>> I'M FELLATING AN ALIEN CREATURE ( " )|||| // FROM XERXES B __|\\_||||// ( \ \\#=#=#=# EITHER WAY I'M HAVING A GRAND \ \ \ ||=#=#=# OL' TIME \ \.\|E)#=#=# /\/=(B| VIVA LA DIFFERENCE !!!!!!!!!! #==0=@@ #=***=# #=ooo=# #=#=#=# || || || || <@@ @@> File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-21.txt #697 BAD CAREER MOVE (Mon, 2001 May 21) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-)-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- _| |__| |________(_________| |__| |___ \ \/ / ) \ \/ / ) ( ( ) ( | | ( | | | | \| | | | | \o | | THAT'S THE LAST TIME I WANK | | ( \ | | ON TOP OF A BRIDGE ! | | | | | | | | | | | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-05-09.txt #685 COME PICK ME UP (Wed, 2001 May 9) ______ ,'" "-._ ,' "-._ _._ ; __,-'/ | ;| ,-' _,'"'._,. |: _,' |\ `. : \ _,-' | \ `. \ \ ,-' | \ \ \ '. .-. | \ \ \ " | : `. `. | | `. 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File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-02-14.txt #601 BEST DRAWING EVER (Wed, 2001 Feb 14) |||| /. \ BEST DRAWING EVER < Q/ - | | | _/_ _\_ / \ / /\. ./\ \ / / |- -| \ \ \ \ |- -| / / \ \|- -|/ / \ / . \ / |==[]==| /###/\###\ /###/ \###\ /###/ \###\ (====) \###\ |##| |##| /|##|\ /|##|\ /|##|\ /|##|\ /|##|\ /|##|\ __/::| |::\__ (_____| |_____) ^^^^^ ^^^^^ LD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-27.txt #887 ARE YOU SURE (Tue, 2001 Nov 27) _____ ____ .#########.#######.. .#######################. .############################. .################################. .#########,##,#####################. .#########-#,'########## ############. .######'#-##' # ##'### #. `####:#######. #####:'# #'###,##' # # +#. `###:':###### .####,'###,## ### # # #`#. -####`######. .####+.' ,'# ##' # # # #`#`.`#####::#### ####' # '##' # #_'# #.## `#######;## #:##' ' # # ``..__# `#######:# #:##' .#######s. #. .s######.\`#####:## #:## ."______""' '""_____"". `.#####:# .#:## ><'(##)'> ) ( <'(##)`>< `####;# ##:## , , -==-' '. .` `-==- . \ ######' #|-'| / / , : : , \ ` :####:' :# |: ' ' / . . . ` ` |`#### #| :| / ' ' ` \ . , : #:# #L. | | , / `.-._ _.-.' . \ \ : ) J## ###\ ` / ' \ : : | /## ## #|.:: ' _ _ ` | | |'#### #####|\ | (.-'.__`-'__.`-.) :| ' ###### ######\: `-...___..-' ' :: /###### #######\``. ,'| /####### .# ######\ \ ___ / /' /####### # #'#####|\ \ - - / ,'|### #. #. `# #####| '-.` ' ,-' |### # # #' `#| '._ ,.-' #`#`#. | .'------' : |# # | : : | | : : | : : dp ARE YOU SURE THAT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE KEITH RICHARDS ??? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-22.txt #578 PROFANITY EXPURGATED (Mon, 2001 Jan 22) A$$FVCK ME UNTIL I SH!T BL00D ^----^ (.) (.) \/ / vvvvv \ /v vvvvv v\ /v vvvvv v\ v vvv v v v / \ ejm ((( ))) PROFANITY EXPURGATED BY TRAN SERVICES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-06.txt #774 QUACKERONOMOUS (Mon, 2001 Aug 6) * * ,,, I'M QUACKERONOMOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ____()() } FUCK ME IN MY TIGHT LITTLE ASS ======= ( \\ \ \\____===. ______) ( )\(____ / ___/ \ [%]__ \ //|| // \ ||\\ || ||__^^^ ^^^___|| || ejm97 ||/____\_/----\_/_____\|| | ____________________ || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-12.txt #780 IT'S THE CHEESE (Sun, 2001 Aug 12) ____________________ |\ sh o /| | \ o o / | | o\ -' o| \ \ o ..-''o | \ o \,---'' .- \ | o .- \ | o .-' \|....-''' I HAVE A DICK ADDICTION (DICKTION) FUCK ME IN MY TIGHT LITTLE ASS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-17.txt #724 DIPSHIT ALLEY (Sun, 2001 Jun 17) MY FIRST WELL ACTUALLY MY BBS SHOW OFF SIGNATURE xxxxxx _/\_ x xx x ___/ \___ xxx / @ \ xxx _|\______/__________M~__\__________ xxx=( SPACE MAN SPIFF )> x xx=(___________________________________)> | | \ | o \ MR O O DEFENDER OF THE GALAXY HEY MARCY WELCOME TO DIPSHIT ALLEY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-03.txt #710 ALL DEAD HERE (Sun, 2001 Jun 3) ____________________ /\ \ / \ \ / \ ALL DEAD HERE \ / \___________________\ | | | | ___ | __ ___ | | | | | |__| |_| | | | | | | | | | | | ////////__________________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-27.txt #642 MIDDLE AMERICA (Tue, 2001 Mar 27) FUCK YOU MIDDLE AMERICA _____ |_ _| n (O O) n H _|\_/|_ H nHnn/ \___/ \nnHn \__\/| |\/__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-12.txt #658 NORMAL ROCKWELL (Thu, 2001 Apr 12) _____ .' `. .::::::. | | :'`"WW"'`: ___|_______|___ : : LOOK IT'S A NORMAN ROCKWELL ( . ) '. .` PAINTING FOR FAGGOTS `-' `-' ( ) ( (_) ) ) ___ __ ( - ) . . _.--' `. .' `--._ _.-'Yb. .dY`-._ .'H#==|=H#Y=|=H#=.-" YX'`XY "-. '|_H#__|_H#|_|_H#' `X X' ` : | H# | H#| | H: Y Y : :-|-H#--|-H#|-|-H: ` ' : File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-06.txt #652 FATSUIT (Fri, 2001 Apr 6) * XX MMMMM MY FATSUIT HAS EXPIRED //(00 / .:..... .::::::::: :: %%%%%% ::. :: :::::: :::::::I) (% ::::: | / | /______ | / |______ )) | / / // | / / // | / / // | * ZZZZ * _________ZZZZZZ_________//_// File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-07.txt #653 MADRE DE DIOS (Sat, 2001 Apr 7) ____ : : ___ :____: ___ ---\ ~~ /---___ : []: \ \ ~ \~ /~~~/~~~/ ----,------- I'M GOING TO FUCK THIS ,' \~~ \~~ \/ ~~/~~~/ `, ,' 0 0 __ SULTRY LITTLE PUMPKIN -_~~ \ \,------, / ~ _` ; _____\ / ; - _ \,'^^^^^^^ ""`,_- \ `, `--'; u ; ~~ ,'^^^^----------- / ,'`,,,' ;~ ---, ^^^,`__----, ..`,/ ,'..,' `, ~ ,^^ <_'__--__ `, .. `,/ .. ` `,---` ^<________-- `, .. .. ,' ___ [] ___ MADRE DE DIOS `,---` <__ -__ ___ ,' .. . ,` _/ \)(/ \_ / `, --` <__ __ _ ,' ... _,` / / \ \ `--,___<___ ,'`-___,' ,' : | `, <___,'(||) : : : || || : : | ; __||_ _||_ \_ : _/ // ;;\\ ;;\\ \_ \ | / _/ \__________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-13.txt #659 31 YEARS OLD (Fri, 2001 Apr 13) ______ .-" "-. / \ I'M 31 YEARS OLD AND I READ SPIDER-MAN | | / |, .-. .-. ,| | )(__/ \__)( | |/ /\ \| (@_ (_ ^^ _) _ ) \_______\__|IIIIII|__/__________________________ (_)@8@8{}<________|-\IIIIII/-|___________________________> )_/ \ / (@ `--------` jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-26.txt #641 DANNI ASHE (Mon, 2001 Mar 26) _ _ /.-.`. //o;o\ \ \\_-_/)/ THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY YOU _`) ( _\\ COULD TELL WHO THIS IS WITHOUT .`) '-.-' ( `. A HINT / `(_.' '._)`. \ \ \,\ - - /,_` / '-)|)=@=(|(-'`\ |/\ /\| )/ /__\_/__\ '---' '---' DANNI ASHE PERHAPS /!??!!?!?? \ / \ / ( ) ( ) /_\ /_\ '---' '---' \ / \ / /_\ /_\-=TWP/LGB=- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-02.txt #709 DICK HOARDER (Sat, 2001 Jun 2) /| __ / | ,-~ / Y :| // / DICKS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? | jj /( .^ >-"~"-v" / Y jo o | WHERE /?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ( ~T~ j >._-' _./ / "~" | Y _, | /| ;-"~ _ l FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T / l/ ,-"~ \ BE A DICK HOARDER \//\/ .- \ Y / Y l I ! ]\ _\ /"\ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(" ~----( ~ Y. ) Rowan File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-16.txt #723 CHOKES IT ON DOWN (Sat, 2001 Jun 16) ########## ########## ########## ### ### ########## ########## ########## ############# ### ### ############# ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ## ### ### ## ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ###### #### ### ### #### ### ###### #### ### ### #### ### ### #### ### ### #### ### ### #### ### ### #### ### ### ### ### ### ### ###### ########## ############# ########### ########### ##### ########## ############# ####### ########### CHOKES IT ON DOWN FOR YOUR SINS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-13.txt #781 HE WANTS HEAD (Mon, 2001 Aug 13) I WANT HEAD RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND \ .-. /_ _\ |o^o| \ _ / .-'-'-. BLEEP BOOP BLOOP /`) . (`\ (THIS MEANS YES) / /|.-'-.|\ \ / \ \| (_) |/ / .-""-. \_\'-.-'/_/ /[] _ _\ /_/ \_/ \_\ _|_o_LII|_ |'._.'| / | ==== | \ | | | |_| ==== |_| \_|_/ ||" || || |-|-| ||LI o || jgs |_|_| ||'----'|| /_/ \_\ /__| |__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-23.txt #579 UPPITY QUEEN (Tue, 2001 Jan 23) . . . / . \ IT IS / / SERIOUSLY /. ./ /\ HARD TO GET |. . ./__/. | INTO THAT \. . ./ UPPITY QUEEN'S \. . ./ PANTS \. . ./ \. . ./ ======== ------------ ============== BUT THE KING \ / AND I GET GAY | | EVERY TUESDAY | | | | ; ` / \ / \ / \ ` . ' \=============/ ------------------- ===================== File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-07.txt #775 CRACKED OUT (Tue, 2001 Aug 7) WHAT KIND OF CRACKED OUT SHIT IS THIS \\ \\ \\ \\ \\_\\ \ ( @.@) % \== < == % / \_ == % | _ ==== % % (")\ \ ====%= ejm / ====== File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-26.txt #886 SIMPLE (Mon, 2001 Nov 26) _ / \ _-' _/| \-''- _ / FUCK ME __-' { | \ I'M A WOLF / \ / "o. |o } / | \ ; / ', / \_ __\ ''-_ \.// / '-____' / _' _-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-24.txt #884 CUPID (Sat, 2001 Nov 24) I'M GOING TO GAY YOU UP BUT GOOD FOR FUCK'S SAKE PAL FIRE YOUR AIDS MISSILES ELSEWHERE \ ( \ .-'''-..' \ / _______ .' - \ / <<<<<<<< );__ ,,,_) \ __ <<<<<<<<< ) ;C / \ /ZZZ' ) <<<<<< (.-'-. )====_)_=======> .-'``'>>>>>>>>>> <<<<< \ ''''''' ) .' >>>>>>>>> ; <<< .......__/ __\_; ,>>>>>>> .-''' ( ) / / ('"\__ .-' ;. / (;/;) /\ / .-' . = . / _-''\_/ '. .' . / .-' ) ;\ '''. . / ; .'''' `. ' ; ( O -' .''' .' (__))) .' .-'''''` ( )mikey(__))) 'o-' ( _))(_ _)( _))_)) \ I'M A CLOUD WITH THE ARTIST'S SIGNATURE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-30.txt #890 MR. SPOCK (Fri, 2001 Nov 30) .8888888. 8r '8' 8e P '-. .-' 9 | O O | \-T\ /7-/ \| .\_/. |/ | |__~__| | | |\___/| | \__ __/ \_/ _____/ \_VJ__ WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ????? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-18.txt #878 DIETARY SUPPLEMENTS (Sun, 2001 Nov 18) ____,,,,,,,,____ ..ssSS$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$SSss.. .s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s. .s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s. .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .$$$$$$$$$' `"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"' `$$$$$$$$$. $$$$$$$$$' `"""""""""""""""' `$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$' `$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ .$$$$$$Y Y$$$$$$. $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ .s$$$Ss.._ _..sS$$$s. $$$$$$$ $$$$$$7 `$$$$$$$$$$$g. .p$$$$$$$$$$$' Y$$$$$$ `$$$$7 ____,.-.._-..$$ $$..-_..-..____ Y$$$$' $$$$'=====/' / /##\ \ \\' '/' / /##\ \ \\=====`$$$$ /'-`. || ' \ \##/ / |L_______J| \ \##/ / || .'-\\ || || '====' || || '====' || || || _ || || || || _ || \\ / `\\___________//' `\\___________//' \ /' \ \ / / | | | | | | | | | ./ \. | \ / L_., ,._J \ / \ _ / `\.../' \ _ / '-' \ / `-' | : : | |` `-==------...-------==-' '| | \ ` --.....__.....-- ' / | | \ \ / / | | \ '''------''' / | | \ / | | ` ' | | ` ' | | \ / | | `._ _,' | | `...._______....' |dp I EAT MY OWN FUCKING SHIT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-11.txt #779 LOOK WHAT THE STORK BROUGHT (Sat, 2001 Aug 11) ((( ,, ( *)========/\==== )( / \ __________/ ) / \ \___EJM96 / / \,^ \____ _/ / =%^^^^^\ / \__/ /----------\ /____|__//_ ( IT'S A ) | ( STEAMING ) | ( TURD !! ) | (________) _|__ \\ CONGRATULATIONS FUCKFACE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-28.txt #735 THE COOL FROG (Thu, 2001 Jun 28) _____________________ |###################| |###################| |###################| IT'S COOL TO BE GAY !!!!!!!!!! |###################| ((----------------------------------------- | \ / /@@ \ /@@ \ \ \ \, / ( ) ( ) \ _____ \ \ | \___/ \___/ | / __ \ \ ""*-__/ \ | | | | ""*-_ "-_ | | """ \ -. _________ .- __"-.__.-(( )) \, \^ U ^/ / "-___--(( )) \, \ / /' | | | \ / /' | | | "-----" \ | | / "*-._ | | / /\ /*-._ \ | | / / "\______/" / / | | / / / / | | /. ./ |. .| """ / | | / | \ / | \ / | \ /.-./.-.| /.-.|.-.\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-05.txt #773 BEAVER (Sun, 2001 Aug 5) BEAVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????? \ \ \ ___ \ \ ('+'`)_------_ ###### >< W -########## } { ejm 96 /|/----\|\ ####### } { " " " " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-21.txt #577 PLEASE NOTE (Sun, 2001 Jan 21) /\ /\ IF I DO IT WITH ( \\ // ) AN OKLAHOMAN, WILL \ \\ // / OUR BABY BE CALLED \_\\||||//_/ A HONKEY ???? \/ _ _ \ ALSO, PLEASE NOTE \/|(O)(O)| THAT I LIKE THE DICKS \/ | | ___________________\/ \ / // // |____| // || / \ //| \| \ 0 0 / // \ ) V / \____/ // \ / ( / "" \ /_________| |_/ / /\ / | || / / / / \ || | | | | | || | | | | | || |_| |_| |_|| \_\ \_\ \_\\ Hard'96 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-09.txt #565 DOWN HOME COOKIN' (Tue, 2001 Jan 9) WHOLESOME DOWN HOME COOKIN' ( " ) ( _ * * ( / ___ " " _/ / ( * ) ___/ | ) " _ o)'-./__ * _ ) (_, . $$$ ( ) __ __ 7_ $$$$ ( : { _) '--- $\ ______'___//__\ ____, \ ) ( \_/ _____\_ .' \ \------''. |=' '=| | ) | | | . _/ \ (. ) , / /__I_____\ snd '._/_)_(\__.' (__,(__,_] @---()_.'---@ MADE WITHOUT DICKS (JUST RAT'S ASSHOLE) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-14.txt #721 LORD AND SAVIOR (Thu, 2001 Jun 14) AM I OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST ___ //"\\ ___||-||___ >-|)__ \_/ __(|-< | | |___| |---|jku | | /_____\ _| |_ OR AM I JUST YOUR RUN-OF-THE-MILL SCARECROW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-30.txt #645 WORST BLOWJOB EVER (Fri, 2001 Mar 30) ^`. THIS IS THE ^_ \ \ WORST BLOWJOB EVER \ \ { \ { \ / `~~~--__ / { \___----~~' `~~-_ ______ _____ \ /// a `~._(_||___)________/___ / /~~~~-, ,__. , /// __,,,,) o ______/ \ \/ \/ `~~~; ,---~~-_`~= \ \------o-' \ / / / / '._.' \ _/_/ GLUG ';|\ DB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-24.txt #639 GANG UP ON ME (Sat, 2001 Mar 24) nnnmmm \||\ ;;;;%%%@@@@@@ \ //, V|/ %;;%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@ ===Y// 68=== ;;;;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@ @Y I'VE GOT NO EYES AND A ;Y ;;%;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Y BIG MOUTH GANG UP ON ME ;Y ;;;+;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Y IN A DISORDERLY FASHION ;Y__;;;+;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@i;;__Y / iiY"";; "uu%@@@@@@@@@@uu" @"";;;> Y "UUUUUUUUU" @@ `; ___ _ @ `;. ,====\\=. .;' ``""""`==\\==' `;===== === File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-05.txt #651 NO RAPE (Thu, 2001 Apr 5) .-"-. .-"-. .-"-. .-"-. _/_-.-_\_ _/.-.-.\_ _/.-.-.\_ _/.-.-.\_ / __} {__ \ /|( o o )|\ ( ( o o ) ) ( ( o o ) ) / // " \\ \ | // " \\ | |/ " \| |/ " \| / / \'---'/ \ \ / / \'---'/ \ \ \'/^\'/ \ .O. / \ \_/`"""`\_/ / \ \_/`"""`\_/ / /`\ /`\ /`"""`\ \ / \ / / /|\ \ / \ NO EYE RAPE NO EAR RAPE NO MOUTH RAPE OKAY MOUTH RAPE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-18.txt #633 TIGHT LITTLE ASS (Sun, 2001 Mar 18) ___ .=" "=._.---. ________________________________ ." c ' Y'`p / \ / , `. w_/ --| FUCK ME IN MY TIGHT LITTLE ASS | | '-. / / \________________________________/ _,..._| )_-\ \_=.\ `-....-'`------)))`=-'"`'" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-11.txt #657 BONER LAND (Wed, 2001 Apr 11) _______________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_| |_| | |_| |_| |_| | |_| |_| | | | | | | | | | | | | | B | O | N | E | R | | L | A | N | D | |___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-19.txt #634 NERDS RULE (Mon, 2001 Mar 19) _ _.'-. .' `'-._.. .' '/ '. (' . /'. \ .' \`. ( / `. / . \ '. \ '. .'\ '. .' \`. | \ .' `' ` | `. \ '/ \/ | .' \ \ .__ / .' |. | '_____ _____ | | NERDS RULE !!! ' \|___|(u)|__|(u)|___|/ ' | '.__| |__.' | IF YOU CALL `.| . . |.' GETTING ASSRAPED ' `' _. ' BY ELVES AND ` `.. _.__.' ' .. GNOMES RULING !!!!! \ | | | / .' '. ' '--'--' ' \._./ OR IS THAT JUST THE \ / .' | D&D GEEKS '-._ _.-' .' .' .-'-.'\'--'/'.-'-' .' .' '..' .' .' .' '.' '. ' ' \`. .' .'_.' '. ..' | '-.__.-' | ________________| | |________________ ( | ) M(R)K File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-10.txt #656 LOVING YOU IS EASY (Tue, 2001 Apr 10) LOVING YOU ... @}-`-{@ @}-`-{@ @}->- @}-{@ @'-{@ -<-{@ @}-,-- @}--{@-@-@}--{@ --'-{@ @}-}- @}->,-' '--<-{@ '--{@ \\\===@}->- @}-}-, -<-{@ -{-{@=====\ ///====@}-}- @}->-- --{-{@ -{-{@======/ @}-,- @}-}- -<-{@ -<-{@ @}->- @}---{@ -<-{@ @}-'-, --{-{@ @}-{@}-{@ @}-{@ @ @ ` ... IS EASY BECAUSE YOU STRUGGLE LIKE A GIRL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-04.txt #650 MICHAEL EISNER (Wed, 2001 Apr 4) _ {_} /*\ I'M MICHAEL EISNER /_*_\ / {('o')} C{{([^*^])}}D [ * ] / Y \ _\__|__/_ jgs (___/ \___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-25.txt #640 PLEASE HELP ME (Sun, 2001 Mar 25) PLEASE HELP ME __...-. ______. .''(((('.'. .' _ '. : I : .'. I.' I : I : I : . '' : '.; I : I' '._ .':. '.___.' '_' '_ '..'; '.__.')))) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-31.txt #646 FAG LEAF (Sat, 2001 Mar 31) | |.| |.| |\./| |\./| . |\./| . \^.\ |\\.//| /.^/ \--.|\ |\\.//| /|.--/ \--.| \ |\\.//| / |.--/ \---.|\ |\./| /|.---/ \--.|\ |\./| /|.--/ \ .\ |.| /. / _ -_^_^_^_- \ \\ // / -_^_^_^_- _ - -/_/_/- ^ ^ | ^ ^ -\_\_\- - THIS IS NOT A POT LEAF THIS IS A FAG LEAF DON'T GET TOO CLOSE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-15.txt #722 POWERPUFF GIRLS (Fri, 2001 Jun 15) Blossom /\ _/\ | \ / | | | __ / | | | | | |..------..| .-~ /\ \\ ~-. / ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ \ | * | | * | || |--'/ \ -'.' | \~ |_| ~~~~~/ .--_~-.._ __.-~ `-._~~~ ~~~~~~ |\ ~~~~|______| | | / |______| | \ \-~ /| | |\ ~-/ ~-._|______`-'_.--~ | | |~~ |__|___| |_|| _|| Amw `--'`--' Bubbles ..------.. /~~-.-~__-'`-__ ~-. .-~-. | /~~~\ / ~~---\| | | ||| * | | | | * | | /_-|\ \ / \ \ \__.|\. | ~ \~~ |_| ~~~~ / ~-.\ ~-.._ _.-~~ .--~~~~~~--. | |______| | ~-|______|-~ | | |______| | | | |__|___| |_|| _|| Amw `--'`--' COCKSUCKER ..------.. .-~ ~-. ._ /_______/\_______\ _. \ | | |* | | *| | | / \|\_\ / _ \ /_/|/ \ ~~~ | | ~~~ / ~-.._ _..-~ .- ~~~~~~ -. / .|______|. \ | (.|______|.) | \._) (_./ |______| | | | |__|___| |_|| _|| Amw `--'`--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-08.txt #564 TRAPPED (Mon, 2001 Jan 8) /''''. /'''. : :'':/ % /''.'. 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File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-04.txt #772 SURREAL (Sat, 2001 Aug 4) ___|___ | | | __H | | /\- \ | ~---, |/::\=-\| \_,^%--- ||::|[]|| /> \ _|_______|_ ___/ > I AM DISTURBINGLY SURREAL AND INHUMAN /|\ (# o) > / | \ '-~ /|^^ I ASK YOU: WHICH IS THE PAINTING AND / | \ ejm | \ WHICH IS THE PAINTER OH FUCK IT GALGAGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-29.txt #736 MY JULY 4TH PLANS (Fri, 2001 Jun 29) MY JULY 4TH PLANS I>>>>> \ / / H \ - o - / H \ / \ GOOD CHRIST / H \ / H \ \ / I NEVER KNEW \ / H \ - o - HOMOSEXUALITY \ / H \ / \ WOULD CHAFE \ / H H32 \ THIS BAD \ / H \ \ / H \ HUFF / \ / / H \ / - o - / H \ / OW / / \ / H \ / / / H \ \ / / H \ / H \ o____ _______/_____ H \/====/ \-----/ ------ \_________H_________________\ /====/ \___/__________\_______H_______________________________/__ \ \ RIK \ \ \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-20.txt #576 LET'S BE GAY (Sat, 2001 Jan 20) * * * * ) (\___/) ( * /( \ (. .) )\ * # ) c\ >' ( # ' )-_/ ' \\|, ____| |__ ,|// \ ) ( ` ~ ) ( / #\ / /| . ' .) \ /# | \ / ) , / \ / | I'M A FLAMING \,/ ;;,,;,; \,/ QUEER, GET IT _,#;,;;,;, /,i;;;,,;#,; LET'S BE GAY IN // %;;,;,;;,; GREECE OR NARNIA (( ;#;,;%;;,, OR SOMETHING _// ;,;; ,#;, /_) #,; )) // \|_ \|_ |#\ |#\ -" b'ger -" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-10.txt #778 NET SURFER (Fri, 2001 Aug 10) ____________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ I: ,#######, |I I: ,############ |I I:,#### #### ## |I I:#### ` # |I I:## "" "" |I I:#' (_Q/ \Q_) |I I:\_ \ . |I I: ( , __) / |I I: \ .##### / `) |I I: |\ \___'___. (' |I I: | '.__;.__/ \\("")|I I: | | `--' |I *____________________* JESUS CHRIST THIS GUY'S PASSPORT PHOTO SHOWS HIM SUCKING DICK !!!!!! P.S. IN MY COUNTRY WE DON'T SPELL OUR FUCKING NAMES WITH DEGREE SYMBOLS (QUEERNUTS) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-19.txt #879 YOU (Mon, 2001 Nov 19) /\,_\ IT ALL COMES DOWN TO ) _ "\ Y-O-U \ (__Y. )/ _________// ___ \ ____` \ /_, \ _)) / . . \ // |// / ,)/ O /\ '/ \\\\/ , / \/ / _ _/ /\( U\\ // \\ \\ // )) )) // // // (/ //_ //__ b'ger (__\\\ _\\\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-25.txt #885 CHIN OR MOUTH (Sun, 2001 Nov 25) . . : . '. . : . .' ._ '._.-'''-._.' _. '-..' '..-' --._ /.==. .==.\ _.-- ;/_o__\ /_o__\; -----|` ) ( `|----- _: \_) (\_/) (_/ ;_ --' \ '._.=._.' / '-- _.-''. '._.' .''-._ ' .''-.(_).-''. ' jgs .' ' : ' '. ' : ' ' IS THAT MY CHIN OR MOUTH ????? YOU WILL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH BECAUSE I SWALLOW EVERYTHING AND I DO MEAN EVERYTHING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-09.txt #869 COME ON (Fri, 2001 Nov 9) .-"""-. /` `\ ,-==-. ; ; /( \`. | | | \ ,-. \ ( : ; \ \`-.> ) 1 \ / COME ON SPEAK INTO IT \_`. | | `._ _.` \o_`-_|/ _|`"'|-. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO /` `>. __ .-'`-|___|_ ) |\ (^ >' `>-----._/ ) YEAH IT'S A MICROPHONE | `._\ / / / | --- -; YEAH THAT'S THE TICKET : `| ( ( | ___ _/ \ `. `\ \_\ ___ _/ COME ON YOU FAGGOT SUCK `. `-='`t----' `--.______/ MY DICK LIKE YOU'VE `. ,-''-.) |---| NEVER SUCKED BEFORE `.(,-=-./ \_/ | | V AND DON'T TELL ME YOU cjr |-''`-. `. HAVEN'T BECAUSE I KNOW 2nov01 / ,-'-.\ `-. YOUR TYPE | ( \ `. \ \ | ,.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-11-21.txt #881 GAY STAR (Wed, 2001 Nov 21) ' \ , / ' ,___/_\___, ' \ /o.o\ / -= > \_/ < =- IT'S A HAPPY STAR /_\___/_\ . ` \ / ` . jgs / ` \ . ' \ , / ' ,___/_\___, ' \ /e.e\ / -= > \_/ < =- FOLLOWED BY A GAY /_\___/_\ STAR WITH AIDS . ` \ / ` . jgs / ` \ . IT SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY FAGGOTS DON'T GIVE IT TO OTHER FAGGOTS OR BEAT UP NORMAL PEOPLE ON THE STREET AND GIVE IT TO THEM !!!!! WWW.HIVSTOPSWITHME.ORG THANKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-05.txt #712 SLEEPING DONGEATER (Tue, 2001 Jun 5) Z z //////////////_ Z O __\\\\@ //^^ _- \/////// Z z o _____((_ \-/ ____/ / { { \\ } o 0__________\\\---//____/----//__|-^\\\\\\\\ HERE WE SEE THE SLEEPING DONGEATER IN SOME PRINCIPALITIES IT IS CALLED THE DONGGUZZLER OR COCKSWIGGER EITHER WAY IT REALLY CHOKES THEM DOWN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-28.txt #796 NOT FUNNY (Tue, 2001 Aug 28) \_/ --(_)-- .............oOo............. / \ ~'~ [###############################] #~@~;~@~# #~@~;~@~# ,#/;\ /;\# #/;\ /;\#, %%, , ,%, %`%;,%%#\~;@;~/# #\~;@;~/#%;` ;%;,`,%%,`;%%%;%%;%%%#~@~;~@~# ~'~ #~@~;~@~#%%% , ,%,`%;, %%%;%;%%;%%%%%%;%%;%%#/;\;/;\#;, ,;#/;\;/;\#;%;,`,%%,`;%%%;%%; %%%;%;%%;%%%%;%%%%%%%#\~;@;~/#%;, ,;%#\~;@;~/#%%%;%;%%;%%%%%%;%%;, %;%%%;%%%%%;%%%;%%%;%#~@~;~@~#%%; ;%%#~@~;~@~#%;%%%%%%%%%;%%%%%%%; %%;%%%%%;%%%%;%%%%%O%#/;\;/;\#%%%, ,%%%#/;\;/;\#%O%;%%%;%%;%%%%%;%%%, %o%%o%;o%%o;%o%%o;[#]#\~;@;~/#%%%%,-,%%%%#\~;@;~/#[#]%o;%o%%o%%o;%o%%o` /#\/#\/#\/#\/#\/#\|#|#~@~;~@~#%%;/ \;%%#~@~;~@~#|#|/#\/#\/#\/#\/#\/#\ |#||#||#||#||#||#||#|#/;\;/;\#%%/ \%%#/;\;/;\#|#||#||#||#||#||#||#| |#||#||#||#||#||#||#|#\~;@;~/#%/ _- \%#\~;@;~/#|#||#||#||#||#||#||#| |#||#||#||#||#||#||#|#~@~;~@~#/ \#~@~;~@~#|#||#||#||#||#||#||#| |#||#||#||#||#||#||#|#/;\;/;\# #/;\;/;\#|#||#||#||#||#||#||#| |#||#||#||#||#||#||#|#\~;@;~/# _- #\~;@;~/#|#||#||#||#||#||#||#| |#||#||#||#||#||#||#|#~@~;~@~# #~@~;~@~#|#||#||#||#||#||#||#| lc||#||#||#||#||#||#|#/;\;/;\# #/;\;/;\#|#||#||#||#||#||#||#| """""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""" THIS ONE IS JUST NOT FUNNY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-18.txt #574 OKAY (Thu, 2001 Jan 18) .__ _ @ V; .Z~M || :|:@ d YOU SUCK COCK d' d\@ jf .*\ :P #P |P M `| W .@ Z | .b :! d' W' | V W # .W**=m_ | !|| @ W'_ ~V; || M| _ Nm4| YmjL|PN_ # W#~ YN_W'YL#W#b |; + |f `#'#8L W ._#L_ .#,`'|| |, .WMP' ~Mm#`Nm;d| `| W Mmd#; .df | M `M#@-W' W !b WtZ' M V; |P || b .@ D Y| .W' j| 'j@' jP' L_mq=-_@' .Z! jf mf .W' .@' .@' .@ :@ Littman File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-11.txt #718 GOT THE FEVER (Mon, 2001 Jun 11) -. .- _..-'( )`-.._ ./'. 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File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-24.txt #580 FATNESS OF YOUR ASS (Wed, 2001 Jan 24) ) (.) .|. MY MUFFINY GOODNESS l7J WILL SOON BE ADDED | | TO THE FATNESS OF YOUR _.--| |--._ ASS .-'; ;`-'& ; `&. & & ; & ; ; \ \ ; & &_/ F"""---...---"""J | | | | | | | | | J | | | | | | | F `---.|.|.|.---' Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-09.txt #624 MIDDLE FINGER (Fri, 2001 Mar 9) MY MIDDLE FINGER IS A DONG _ / \ _ | | | \ | | _ \ \ | |_ / | \ \| | \/ / \ ` |_| / ,---:_/ | ( =._) | \ ` / | BT | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-14.txt #660 SERIOUSLY NOT KIDDING (Sat, 2001 Apr 14) WHEN CHRISTIANS TELL YOU NOT TO SUCK DICK BOY THEY ARE SERIOUSLY NOT KIDDING ,,.. ,@$$$$$. .,$$$$$$$$i .,z$""')$$$$$$$$C`^#`-.. ,zF' `""#*"' "*o. ,zXe> u:.. .. "c ,' zP' ,:`" . "N. ,d",d$ ,'" ,uB" .,uee..,?R. , . ^$. ,@P d$" .:$$$$$$$$$$$$$@$CJN.," ` #b z$" d$P :SM$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$Nf. ^$. J$" J$P , ,@$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$k. 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DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA FIRED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-21.txt #636 TALKING (Wed, 2001 Mar 21) | ,-,__, | { / /__\ I HAVE A TALKING MOUTH | { `}'- -/ / | {_}/\ o/ | __} {__ | / " \ |/ /| 0} 0} \ / / \`~' `"/\ \ { : } { : } \ \ } . { / / |\ \/ \ / | j{ \ / }t | { Y } | \ \ / | \ V \ | `, \ ALSO I HAVE A TALKING CUNT | {` } |_____ {' /_________ ; / ; / , , (, k \,,, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-29.txt #675 ALL THESE FAGGOTS (Sun, 2001 Apr 29) LOOK AT ALL THESE FAGGOTS / oo I'M A BEETLE / _____ . '@(@@@@@@@)@. (@@) ` . ' (_____(_[h, . @@'((@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@)@@@@@@@)@ oo oo o @@(@@@@@@@@@@))@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@` . @.((@@@@@@@)(@@@@@@@@@@@@@@))@\@@@@@@@@@)@@@ . (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@\\@@)@@@@@@@@) JESUS (@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@@@@@@//@@@@@@@@@) ` \ __o .@(@@@@)##&&&&&(@@@@@@@@)::_=(@\\@@@@)@@ . .' /\ @@`(@@)###&&&&&!!;;;;;;::-_=@@\\@)@`@. _/| ` @@(@###&&&&!!;;;;;::-=_=@.@\\@@ ' ' / ,, ` @.#####&&&!!;;;::=-_= .@ \\ moo ` &@__, ####&&&!!;;::=_- _--_ ` / " " ###&&!!;;:-_= `o--o' ,, ( __E_ ) \ ##&&!;::_= ~\/~----~ ( /\%%< j HALP ##&&!;:= \|--m/ /|--w\ /==\%< <%\) ##&&!:- /\/----~ \||=|=< <%%\ ) #&!;:- ~''~ ( /|I=\=< <[]| m #&!;= (( ) <==| )) #&!- ) ) #&= ( COCKS ) #&- jgs/llizard/Veronica |=||=|===| \\#/' ^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-20.txt #635 WELL I'M NOT (Tue, 2001 Mar 20) _~ _~ )_)_~ WELL I'M NOT I'M A SHARK )_))_))_) / \ _|__|__|_ (`. \______t/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \ `. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ) `._..---._ \`. __...---` o ) \ `._,--' , ___,' I'M A SHIT BUG ) ,-._ \ ) _,-' / /,' ``--.._____\/--'' O o _\_ o >('> \\/ o\ . //\___= NS ''` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-15.txt #661 FOUR SNAPSHOTS (Sun, 2001 Apr 15) :----------------::----------------::----------------::---------------:| |}: :{}: .-~~~~-. :{}: \\ :{}: :{| |}: ,, :{}: / (o)(o) :{}: \\_ :{}: (\____/) :{| |}: c(')___@ :{}: / .. | :{}: (_) :{}: / @__@ \ :{| |}: ( __ ) :{}: /\ \____/ :{}: / ) :{}: ( (oo) ) :{| |}: // \\ :{}:/ \\ ,\_/ :{}: o(_)_\_ :{}: `-.~~.-' :{| |}: ^^ ^^ s:{}: \ / s:{}: s:{}: s:{| :----------------::----------------::----------------::----------------: A HORSEY ... AND A BRONTOSAURUS ... A BUNNY ... PIG W/HITLER MOUSTACHE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-03-08.txt #623 DONKEY DONG (Thu, 2001 Mar 8) || __ || ||=\_`\=|| I'M PRETTY SURE THAT FAYE WRAY IS || (__/ || AT THE TOP OF THIS LADDER || | | :-"""-. ||==| \/-=-. \ || |(_|o o/ |_ || \/ " \ ,_) ||====\ U /__/ || ;--' `-. EITHER WAY I'M GOING TO CHUCK || / . \ BARRELS AT WHOEVER TRIES TO ||===; \ \ FOLLOW ME !!!!!! || | | | _______\"""' _/_/ (~|_______ | (_ \ / .' ( | ) \\_/ |_ / ||| |\\ / _)=====||| | || D O N K E Y D O N G / /| ||/ / // \_/|| ( `-/ || ||======/ / \\ .-. || \_/ \'-'/ || || `"` ||======|| || || File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-04-01.txt #647 INSERT CAREFULLY (Sun, 2001 Apr 1) _ /| INSERT CAREFULLY .............. | |/)/)/)/)/)||~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ | (/(/(/(/(/-||,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,/ ~ \| lbm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-25.txt #581 ASSWORLD (Thu, 2001 Jan 25) W E L C O M E T O A S S W O R L D * * .`/\`. * * | ) ( | `.\/.` * .----------. * .`/\`. * /.---------./\__ * |( )| \ \___\ \ /`-._ `.\/.` * _.\ / O \ \`-._ `-._ * _.-` \ / "|) \ \ `-._ `-._ _.-` \ / ( \ \ \ `-._ `-._ _.-` o \/__________\/ `-._ `-._ _.-` O \o) \o) `-._/\ * /\ O // // _____________ \ \ \ \ _____________ \\ \\ /_____________/\ \ \ \ \ /\ \O_ _O) \=._\ \\ _\ , ^ . \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | ` ` | \ `-.o o.-` \ ~ ) ( ~ \ \ \ \ * \ \ \ \ / \ ( \ \ _.-o o-._ \ ~ )\o/( ~ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \_____________\`\\ \\`-=\____|________\/ \ \ \ \ \/_____________/ \\ \\ / / \ / \ \ * \ \ _/o)____/o)_/ / \/ \/`-._ /_\\_____\\__/\ / _.-` `-._ `-._ \ .---------\ \ / _.-` * * `-._ `-._ \ \ / 0 \ \ / _.-` `-._ `-._ \ \ / <|\ \ \/ _.-` * * `-._ `-._\ \ / / \ \ \` * `-./__\ \/_________\/ * .`/\`. * `-----------` * | | | | .``. `.\/.` * * .`//\\`. * ~~] (( )) [~~ LGB * * `.\\//.` `..` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-01.txt #769 STOMP (Wed, 2001 Aug 1) / : / : / : / : / : / : / : / : (~~~ ) (~~~ ) (~~~ ) (~~~ ) ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ Dody STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP ATTEMPTING TO SQUISH YOUR BALLS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-15.txt #783 WORSE THAN RAPE (Wed, 2001 Aug 15) HOLY GOD IT'S WORSE THAN RAPE \ . \ .OO FUCK YES !!!!!!!!!! \ .OOOO \ .OOOO' / OOOO' .-~~~~-. / OOO' / (o)(o) / .OOOOOO `O .OOOOOOO. / .. | / .OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO/\ \____/ .OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO/ \\ ,\_/ .OOOOOOO%%OOOOOOOOOOOOO(#/\ /. .OOOOOO%%%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\ \\ \/OO. .OOOOO%%%%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\ \/OOOO. 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THE PROCESS $. 4B $ $$$*"""*b OF SHOVING '$ $. $$ $$ $F THINGS UP "$ R$ $F $" $ YOUR NUTS $k ?$ u* dF .$ ^$. $$" z$ u$$$$e #$b $E.dW@e$" ?$ #$ .o$$# d$$$$c ?F $ .d$$#" . zo$> #$r .uF $L .u$*" $&$$$k .$$d$$F $$" ""^"$$$P"$P9$ JP .o$$$$u:$P $$ $ ..ue$" "" $" d$ $F $ $$ ....udE 4B #$ """"` $r @$ ^$L '$ $F RN 4N $ *$b d$ $$k $F $$b $F $"" $F DON'T TELL MOM '$ $ $L $ '$ $ $ $ " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-06-06.txt #713 WHO INVITED (Wed, 2001 Jun 6) ___====-_ _-====___ _--~~~#####// \\#####~~~--_ _-~##########// ( ) \\##########~-_ -############// :\^^/: \\############- _~############// (@::@) \\############~_ ~#############(( \\// ))#############~ -###############\\ (oo) //###############- -#################\\ / "" \ //#################- -###################\\/ \//###################- _#/:##########/\######( /\ )######/\##########:\#_ :/ :#/\#/\#/\/ \#/\##\ : : /##/\#/ \/\#/\#/\#: \: " :/ V V " V \#\: : : :/#/ V " V V \: " " " " " / : : : : \ " " " " ( : : : : ) __\ : : : : /__ (vvv(VVV)(VVV)vvv) WHO INVITED THE QUEERS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-03.txt #771 THE EGYPTIAN WAY (Fri, 2001 Aug 3) YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY GAY WHERE IS MY FUCKING NOSE / / \ / /\. / /\. _-_ /:_\/. ejm98 /:_\/ /'. .'\ ___ /__:_\/ . /(|`/ !)\ /:__/__:___\/./ | \ = / |/ / /\:___:__\/ ` --- ./ / / /\ /--- -----\/ / / / /--- ----- `/ / / _/--- __ _/ ' `/ / ~) / /XXX/ ! `/ .(_/^\|_|_|XXX|_|_|_'|_/ ./|~|\ ~) ~) /'/'/'|'.(_/^\ ~) ~) ~) .'(_/^\ ./|~|\ ~) .'(_/^\'..'(_/^\'..'(_/^\' /|~|\ / /'/'/'|''(_/^\' /|~|\ /|~|\ /|~|\ / / / | /|~|\ / / / | / / / | / / / | FINDUM / / / / | / / / / SUCKUM / FLEE WIPEUM LICKUM FUCKUM JERKUM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-01-27.txt #583 BIGTIME (Sat, 2001 Jan 27) THEN I TOLD THAT __ WETSUITED BITCH TO STICK HER _.-~ ) GODDAMN FISH UP HER ASS _..--~~~~,' ,-/ _ SIDEWAYS .-'. . . .' ,-',' ,' ) ,'. . . _ ,--~,-'__..-' ,' THEN I WENT HOME ,'. . . (@)' ---~~~~ ,' AND JERKED IT /. . . . '~~ ,-' BIGTIME /. . . . . ,-' ; . . . . - . ,' : . . . . _ / . . . . . `-.: . . . ./ - . ) . . . | _____..---.._/ ____ Seal _ ~---~~~~----~~~~ ~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2001/2001-08-17.txt #785 NOT MY FAULT (Fri, 2001 Aug 17) .__....._ _.....__, .": o :': ;': o :". `. `-' .'. .'. `-' .' `---' `---' _...----... ... ... ...----..._ .-'__..-""'---- `. `"` .' ----'""-..__`-. '.-' _.--"""' `-._.-' '"""--._ `-.` ' .-"' : `"-. ` ' `. _.'"'._ .' ` `. ,.-'" "'-., .' `. .' `-._ _.-' `"'--...___...--'"` FOLKS IT'S NOT MY FAULT I SUCK DICKS 24/7 I DON'T SEE WHY THAT SHOULD PREVENT ME FROM BEING CATHOLIC OH WAIT YES I DO FAGGOTS RULE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 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((-._____.-)) _)) ((_ '--'SSt '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-22.txt #2435 ORKUT AND BRAZILIANS (Wed, 2006 Feb 22) .''. (~~~~) || WHAT IS IT WITH ORKUT AND BRAZILIANS ANYWAY __||__ /______\ | |' _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | |'|o| - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -|| | |'| | || | |'| | . ' . || | |'| | . ' ' . || | |'| | . ' .-'"'-. ' . || | |'| | . ' ," ". ' . || | |'| | . ' /: :\ ' . || | |'| | . ' ; . ; ' . || | |'| | ' . \: . . :/ . ' || | |'| | ' . `. . . ,/ . ' || | |'| | ' . `-.,,.-' . ' || | |'| | ' . . ' || | |'| | ' . . ' || | |'| | ' || | |'|o|-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_|| | |' | |' | |' | |' '~~' lgbeard File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-27.txt #2743 SMEARED AND RIGHTEOUS (Wed, 2006 Dec 27) __ | \ _ ==='=='== (o> \++/ / ) SMEARED POOP IS THE MOST RIGHTEOUS POOP __.-------------^^-.__ \----. : .----/ \_/\| () / _ \ _ \/() / /|\ \ |/| | \/ snd _/_/ | \_\_ | |// /_/ | \_\ \_\| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-22.txt #2677 THE VAMPIRE POEM (Sun, 2006 Oct 22) ~"""~ /,/,/,/\\\ __ HEY LOOK AT MY FAT STUPID FACE /,/,/,/,,\\`\ Y#b. I'M A VAMPIRE /,/, \\\\D###D. I LIKE TO PROGRAM IN HTML d#\_/ \_/\####D I'M A SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR d##\/, | | /,/####P I'M ALSO A WRITER d###\, (. .) ,_/####P I COULD STUFF MY MOUTH ALL DAY d######\ ,v"v. ,#####P LET'S GO GET COFFEE d########\ \"""/ / ###P" I SURE LIKE ART d########\_____/ \##P I STUDY LAW ENFORCEMENT #b T########\ /##b I'VE SEEN THE CROW TEN TIMES ###b__)########`---=/###########b PLEASE DON'T PUNCH ME ############ || /#############b HOLY NUTS I'M A COMPLETE TOOL #######P" || // .###########H ####P || // T#########H #### || // T#######H #### ||// T#####H #### | / T###H #### BN |/ T#H File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-06.txt #2569 FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM (Thu, 2006 Jul 6) 1+1=2 /\ \ c") LOOK AT ME I'VE PROVEN FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM !!!! ;-/\> YET I CAN'T FUCKING MANAGE SIMPLE ALGEBRA || kOs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-12.txt #2575 FORK (Wed, 2006 Jul 12) _ / ) I'M MAKING A FORK OF AN EXISTING PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE |||| / / PROJECTS BECAUSE I, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AM A ||||/ / FUCKWAD DIPSHIT \__(_/ ||// (NOTE: THE KNIFE IS FOR CUTTING MY OWN BALLS OFF ||/ AFTER I FINISH THIS SPEECH) || (|| hjw "" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-17.txt #2642 POOR PLUTO (Sun, 2006 Sep 17) ::: =, ; ;;=;;=== M ,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i= BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=; ==;====== PLUTO BLAH BLAH BLAH =tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM BLAH BLAH PLANET BLAH ;tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM ;tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM ,=tYRBM;;tVB, ...., ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM .. ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM ;;.. ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM :;;:;=;,... .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM ;.,:,..... ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM; ....... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM ;t ... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM ,=.. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB :VMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;= ,;VBM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,:: NOBODY CARES ABOUT PLUTO WT ,,== `,,,,,,, HE WAS A PUNK ANYWAY JUST ASK MICKEY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-03.txt #2628 FONT CHOICE (Sun, 2006 Sep 3) ______ (______) ) ( YOUR PRINTING A DOCUMENT OUT IN THE FONT CRITTER ,'<\o=`. AND THEN HANDING IT TO ME EXPECTING ME TO BE ABLE ( <_\) ) TO READ IT GRANTS FROM THE MOMENT THE PAGE TOUCHES `."/| .' MY HAND FULL LEGAL RIGHTS TO PILLAGE YOUR FAMILY )\\( AND RAPE YOUR TOWN /____\ ejm OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-02.txt #2627 DIAVLOG (Sat, 2006 Sep 2) ___ _...------..._ .'` ```""--...___...-"` `'-. / -..__ `\ Y_/ / / `/`;-..__ __...-;")`|`"/-._ Y ,' "` "` | / `|"("`( ( | | `" (_/ _) |) ;'-.._..-.._ " `-` "` `" (,' ; `"-.. ``"-==...._____ __.....--''` /\ _..-' ``````````````` _.'\_) ,:--""``"--'";-=.,__ _ _ __,.-: \ / \ \ | |``/"/": ;-q-q-=y=q==y-y-;";"\_|` \ \ \_) "` :_; (_/ `-' \_) | | (_/ `-' "` sk `"` HMMM LET'S SEE HOW CAN I TAKE BLOGS TO THE NEXT LAME LEVEL I KNOW !!!!!!!!!!! I'M STARTING A DIAVLOG !!!!!!!!!! (HANGED) YES I'M TALKING TO YOU, BLEEDING-HEART TOUCHY-FEELY APPEASING NON-SMILING GOALPOST-SHIFTING CONFUSED PRICK AND YOU, MR. CONFLICTED WANNABE-CENTRIST ACCOMODATIONIST HUGE-TONGUED COFFEE-DRINKING DON'T-ARGUE-WITH-THE-TOOL FUCKO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-16.txt #2641 KOREAN WAR (Sat, 2006 Sep 16) | ____.......__ |\ .' _.--""''`` ``''--._ | \ .'/ ..--'` .-'` .._ | \.' / ..-'' .-' '.`'"-: ' .-'` .-' '. __...----""""""""""--.. \ - ..-'' ``""-._ \ .' _. \ `"- \ _.-'` | /-. \ `-. \ | / `. \ wkm `.\ |/ `-\ `. | FOLKS IF WE HADN'T FOUGHT THE KOREAN WAR WHO WOULD HAVE BOUGHT STARCRAFT ??!!??!?!?!?! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-13.txt #2576 DROP THE HATE (Thu, 2006 Jul 13) ___ .-""-. ___ DROP THE HATE, AND PICK UP THE RAPE \ "-. / \ .-" / > -=.\/ \/.=- < IT'S DARK SO YOU'LL HAVE TO GROPE AROUND > -='/\ /\'=- < FOR IT /__.-' \ / '-.__\ jgs '-..-' IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO THE ASSAULT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-07.txt #2570 KIRSTIE ALLEY (Fri, 2006 Jul 7) _.--._ ,' `. / __) __` \ ( (`-`(-') ) OKAY I'D FUCK THE NEW JENNY CRAIG VERSION /) \ _ / ( OF KIRSTIE ALLEY /' )-._.' . \ ___ ( ,--., `.)___(___) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ LET'S SUM UP: / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' YOUNG: YES ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) VULCAN: YES )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) CHEERS: YES ( ."-. /(` -) / \ PREGNANT: NO ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | UNEMPLOYED: NO `.' \ |, , / `._/ : FAT: NO / | ' / /| / COMEBACK: NO / / | / COMMERCIALS: NO JENNY CRAIG: YES Ojo/VK/FS/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-23.txt #2678 TOSS MY SALAD (Mon, 2006 Oct 23) __________ __________ |`. ,'| | ()[]| | `.__.' | | ____ | | | | ==== | |__________| |__________| Mike'97 THEY'RE FIGHTING ON THE *WOOKIE PLANET* THE EMPIRE WAS FINALLY DEFEATED BY *EWOKS* GREEDO SHOT *FIRST* WRITING A LETTER TO THE EDITOR INDICATING MY INTENT TO FORCE LUCAS TO TOSS MY SALAD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-26.txt #2742 STOP (Tue, 2006 Dec 26) .-------. .' `. .' `. |.-. .-. .-. .-.| SORRY I CAN'T LET YOU PASS |`-. | | | |-'| UNLESS YOU SUCK MY COCK |`-' ' `-' ' | ' ' `. .'.''. .''. `._______.' __ __ | | .----/ \ / \---. | | | | | | |____ | | | |`--''`--'| / | \_ ,----.| \ O | O _ | | | \ | ---'| '._/ \_.| `| | | | \.---'| | | `- ,| | `---'| | : | | | | | '._.-- ; | | | . .: ` / '-' | '....' `.______/ | | | | `----------------' || ||fsr || || _.---'' '-, ,-' ''---._ / __..' '..__ \ '---''` `''---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-23.txt #2436 AIDS FLAVORS (Thu, 2006 Feb 23) | HAITIAN IV DRUG USER AIDS | | | .---'''--. ROMANIAN CHILD AIDS .-----| | | ;,,..--..| GREAT AMERICAN FAGGOT AIDS ;...-.----''\'--. .-----| |\ | WEAK AMERICAN HEMOPHILIAC AIDS | ;,,..--| \.| ;...-.----'';| \'. AFRICAN MONKEY AIDS .-----| || \| | ;,,..-.|| \ HAIRY SMELLY FRENCH AIDS ;...-.----'''||_ \. .-----| |_ `-._ \ PRESIDENTIAL AIDS ; ;,,..--.|_`-._ \-\ ;__,,..----''''| `-._\-\ \ ENGLISH PUNK QUEER AIDS .-----| | \ \ \ _, | ;___...-.'-..__\_\,' DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE AIDS ._--'''| ___,|,---'''; :````--''' _____,--'/ GLASNOST AIDS :`-------''' ; ~~~~~ ~~~ :__________________; ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ jrei ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-16.txt #2518 FACE OFF (Tue, 2006 May 16) _,-. ,-._ ,-. ,--' o )( o `--. ,-. \(,' ' ,,-' `-,, ` `,)/ FAG FACE-OFF IN ,-.\-.__,\\_ _//,__.-/,-. \(`--' `\ /' `--')/ -hrr- `` _ _ '' __ ___.--'_`. .'_`--.___ __ ( _`.'. - 'o` ) ( 'o` - .`.'_ ) _\.'_' _.-' `-._ `_`./_ THREE ( \`. ) //\` '/\\ ( .'/ ) \_`-'`---'\\__, ,__//`---'`-'_/ \` `-\ /-' '/ ` ,-._ _,-. ' VK _ _,',-. `. ,' ,-.`._ _ / `-. ,----' O ) ( O `----. ,-' \ ( `,-' .; _,' `._ ;. `-.' ) _\_( _ ,' `. _ )_/_ TWO / `-.` ) / / \ \ ( ',-' \ ( -. ,'`---'( /__/_ _\__\ )`---'`. ,- ) )\\ `-' -hrr- `--.( ),--' -hrr- `-' //( ,-. .-, ,' - `'. .`' - `, ,. _.' .--. `. .' .--. `._ ,. / `....,------' (O) ) ( (O) `------,....' \ | _,.' , _.' `._ , `._ | \ ( ,-' `-, ) / ONE ._. \.- -. ,' `, .- -./ _. ' `-.' | _/ ,' `, \_ | `.-' ` ' ,._ ,'-.....'/ ,' / \ `, \`.....-`. _., ` \ \ \_ / `. `--'-- --`--' .' \ _/ / / MJP. `----\ /----' .'|( GLHAGLHGA HLAGHLAGHGAL HLAG HLG AHLAG HL AGHLGAHLAG HLG AHL GHLAG HLGAHLGA HLAG HAG HGA GLHAGHL CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER GHLAGHLAGHL AGHALG HLGA HLAG HLGA HLGA HLAG HLA GHLAG HLAG HLAG LHAGHLAGHLAGHLA HLGAHG HLGAHL AGHLAG HLGAHLGAHLAG LHGA HLGA HLGA HLAG LHGHLGA L GAAGHL AHGL HL AG OH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE GAHLAGHL HLG HLGA HLAG HLGA HLGA HLG HLAGHL MMMMM YEAH OOH BOY GALHGAHLAGHLG AHLAG HLAG HGA HLG ALHAG HLAG HLAG HLAGHLGAHLAGHLAG HL AGHLGAHAG HGA HLAG HLAG HLAGHLGA AND REST File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-02.txt #2504 GENDER ROLES (Tue, 2006 May 2) ? ____"_ GLORY BE I AM | | /" _))) SO INTELLECTUAL |\_/|______, /===( _\ /::| Q ____) HEY ME TOO ("___| > ,_ /:::| / ,_ o _= / _/// /::::|_ / / _/// LISTEN _______| |____/ | _|:::::| |:___/ | | __) \_/ /____| | '----'\_/ /___| LET'S GET TOGETHER AND _| / \ ) ) _| / \ : / DISCUSS GENDER ROLES _\\\__/ \ / _\\\__/ \ / / ( /===( REMEMBER THE MORE / \ \ / \ POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIPS YOU / \ \ / \ ARE IN THE SMARTER YOU ARE | \ \ | \ | \ \ WHAT THE FUCK | \ | \ \ ARE YOU? AND |,_________\ | \ \ CAN I HAVE / ) / ) |,_______\___\ SEX WITH / / ( | I AM GENDER NEUTRAL | / \ | YOU? | / \ | YOU DUMB WHORE |/ \| |/ \| S__ S__ S__ S__ AND YES /___\ /___\ b'ger /___\ /___\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-14.txt #2516 HOLIDAY MEAL (Sun, 2006 May 14) .--. {\ / q {\ { `\ \ (-(~` { '.{`\ \ \ ) IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF HOLIDAY MEAL {'-{ ' \ .-""'-. \ \ I'D BE A TURDUCKEN {._{'.' \/ '.) \ {_.{. {` | {._{ ' { ;'-=-. | {-.{.' { ';-=-.` / {._.{.; '-=- .' {_.-' `'.__ _,-' jgs |||` .='==, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-09.txt #2422 MY POKER AVATAR (Thu, 2006 Feb 9) __ _..-''--'----_. ,''.-''| .---/ _`-._ ,' \ \ ;| | ,/ / `-._`-. ,' ,',\ \( | |// /,-._ / / ;.`. `,\ \`| |/ / | )/ / / /`_`.\_\ \| /_.-.'-''/ / / /_|_:.`. \ |;'`..') / / `-._`-._`.`.;`.\ ,' / / `-._`.`/ ,'-._/ / : `-/ \`-.._/ | : ;._ ( : | \ ` \ \ \ | : : ; | / ; ,' / / / / / SSt DUDE MY POKER PLAYING ICON THAT EVERYONE SEES WHEN I'M AT THE ONLINE SITES IS DATA WITH HIS VISOR WHILE PLAYING FIVE CARD STUD WITH RIKER AND EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ENTERPRISE !!!!!!!! EPISODE 97375 STARDATE 207305.0 DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE TAPE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-21.txt #2434 CORSETS (Tue, 2006 Feb 21) sSSSSSs SS;; SSSS WHOEVER THINKS CORSETS ARE SEXY IS WRONG S< ?SSS (HOW CAN I PUT IT ANY SIMPLER THAN THAT) S> SSS ___)(____ ( \/ ) \||, )( ( / ( \\/ /\ / \ \ \./ )==( / / / \//' ( '|\` \ / \ / ) ( / \ jgs / \ / \ `-........-' / ) / ) /_/|/_/| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-28.txt #2530 SOCKS: THE FINAL WORD (Sun, 2006 May 28) ,-----. %%%%%%% SOCKS: ####### %%%%%%% HELPFUL DAILY MUNDANE ARTICLE OF HUMAN CLOTHING | | | | OR |& | (&$ `-. TERRIFYING MENACE TO KITTEN SOCIETY WHICH MUST BE `. $&& `. ATTACKED IMMEDIATELY UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES __`. * `. OR FACE THE HORRIBLE WRATH OF THE OPPRESSION / ""`-. ** \ OF THEIR WARM CLOTHY GOODNESS \_______`-.___) Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-18.txt #2734 IN ALL DEFERENCE TO ICE CUBE (Mon, 2006 Dec 18) .------. |A_ _ | I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO USE MY AK |( \/ ).-----. | \ /|K /\ | I MUST SAY IT WAS A GOOD DAY | \/ | / \ | `-----| \ / | (HE FOLDED TO BIG SLICK YOU SEE) | \/ K| `------' hjw+tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-30.txt #2746 SADDAM HUSSEIN, R.I.P. (Sat, 2006 Dec 30) |/| |/| |/| BYE SADDAM |/| |/| |/| |/| /.) |/|/\/ |/|\/ (...) (...) (...) (...) (...) /../\ / ,^./\ / / \/\ / / \/\ ( ( )/) | | |/| | | |/| | | |/| SAY HI TO TOOKIE FOR US ( ( )/) \ \ / / \ `---' / `-----' PhS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-24.txt #2740 STENDEC (Sun, 2006 Dec 24) _._ . /' '\ . ~+;(,+,+,+,);+~ ''+../.\ ( ) /.\..+'' S T E N D E C '~'((,\\/'))'~' ) /)) ( PjP ( (+~ ) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-09.txt #2664 RECIPE FOR SUCCESS (Mon, 2006 Oct 9) _.,-*~'^'~*-,._ ( _.,-*~'^'~*-,._ | '*-,._ _.,-*' '-,._ | '*-,.__.,-*' '*-,.__.,-*, | | `'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`' MY RECIPE FOR ALL THESE MIDDLE EAST PROBLEMS CALLS FOR 10,000 DEGREES FARENHEIT FOR 20 MILLISECONDS AND REPEAT TO TASTE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-21.txt #2676 JAY AND SILENT BOB (Sat, 2006 Oct 21) _.---.._ JAY AND SILENT BOB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _ _.-' ''-. .' '-,_.-' '''. JAY AND SILENT BOB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( _ o : '._ .-' '-._ \ \- ---] JAY AND SILENT BOB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '-.___.-') )..-' MJP (_/ MAYBE IF I KEEP REPEATING IT THAT FAT FUCK WILL SUDDENLY BECOME FUNNY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-11.txt #2574 INTELLECTUAL CHALLENGE (Tue, 2006 Jul 11) .__=\__ .__==__, jf' ~~=\, _=/~' `\, ._jZ' `\q, /=~ `\__ j5(/ `\./ V\\, .Z))' _____ | .____, \)/\ j5(K=~~ ~~~~\=_, | _/=~~~~' `~~+K\\, .Z)\/ `~=L | _=/~ t\ZL j5(_/.__/===========\__ ~q |j/ .__============___/\J(N, 4L#XXXL_________________XGm, \P .mXL_________________JXXXW8L ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YKWmmWmmW@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SEE I THINK WIKIPEDIA IS GREAT IT MAKES LEARNING NOT SO MUCH AN EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE BUT MORE OF AN INTELLECTUAL CHALLENGE SEE YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT PART OF IT IS TRUE (VERY LITTLE) AND WHAT PART OF IT IS HORSESHIT (THE REST) IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT MAKES LEARNING A VIDEO GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-28.txt #2653 BROOKLYN ACCENTS (Thu, 2006 Sep 28) _,,,_ .' `'. IS IT JUST ME OR IS A WOMAN WITH A / ____ \ BROOKLYN ACCENT THE BIGGEST TURNOFF | .'_ _\/ IMAGINABLE / ) a a| / ( > | IT'S WORSE EVEN THAN A SOUTHERN ACCENT ( ) ._ / BECAUSE AT LEAST IF IT'S A SOUTHERN ) _/-.__.'`\ ACCENT YOU KNOW YOU CAN TRICK HER INTO ( .-'`-. \__ ) SOMETHING `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ IF IT'S A BROOKLYN ACCENT YOU jgs | \ \ \ \ KNOW YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO |\ `. / / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-05.txt #2568 HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA (Wed, 2006 Jul 5) .. * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .$$$$. * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. .$$$$$ * * * * * * * * * * ::::::::::::::::::::::::::. .::::::::' * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$F * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$d$$$$$$$" ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::; $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::; ^$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" ^$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::" ""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$L ;; ;::::::::::::::::;; ;;:::. $$$$$$" "" $$$$$; DS ^$$" $$$$ "" HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SEXY BITCH YOU P.S. FUCK ALASKA AND HAWAII THEY'RE NOT REAL STATES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-14.txt #2639 BEST PART ABOUT DRINKING II (Thu, 2006 Sep 14) ___ ____ |___| (____) | | _) (_ THE BEST PART ABOUT DRINKING IS THAT THE ONLY _/ \_/~~~~~~\ CASUALTY IS MY LIVER AND IT NEVER LIKED ME ANYWAY /~~~~~~/ \ (______( PASSPORT ) |SKOTCH\ / |______ )______( (_______/________\ ad File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-15.txt #2640 FAT CHANCE OF THAT (Fri, 2006 Sep 15) ____ ____ _,',--.`-. _,',--.`-. <_ ( () ) > ( <_ ( () ) > `-:__;,-' \ `A:__:,-' \ / \ MAYBE IF I SAY "MEME" OVER AGAIN (( ) IT WILL SOMEHOW TRANSFORM WHAT I \-' SAY INTO NON-BULLSHIT \ \ ( ) -Shimrod `-'"`-----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-01.txt #2626 SAID THE MOUTH (Fri, 2006 Sep 1) .aadddbbbbaa, ,adddbbbbaaa. .ad" "\bbmdd/" "ba. .,d" `"' "b,. .,ad" "ba,. .,amd" __..,,,aaaaaadddddddMbbbbbbbaaaaaaa,,,..__ "bma,. ,am8888ca8"""""'' ``""""8ac88888ma, """""]8a. .a8[""""" "8ba. .ad8"' `"8bma,. .,amd88"' `"""88bmm==Normand===Veilleux==mmd88"""' `""""""""""""""""""""""' I AM A MOUTH, SAID THE MOUTH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-04.txt #2567 GAY DEAF BLOGGER (Tue, 2006 Jul 4) . / \__ .. _ \.' '._o \_|_) )) __( __ / / ). THAT WHICH MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE \ _( ,/ /.____.' / SHOULD BE DESTROYED '' '..-' | \ _ ( [X] GAY )v /-'._ ) //// |// [X] DEAF // \\ // mrf // \\ ||\\ [X] BLOGGER --"------"-"--"-- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-29.txt #2654 RSS FEED (Fri, 2006 Sep 29) ______ ,-' ; ! `-. / : ! : . \ |_ ; __: ; | I'M AN RSS FEED )| . :)(. ! | |" (##) _ | | : ;`' (_) ( | : : . | )_ ! , ; ; | || . . : : | |" . | : . | PULL ME |mt-2_;----.___| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-10.txt #2573 POKER TOURNAMENT RESULTS (Mon, 2006 Jul 10) ;-. , \ '. .'/ \ \ .---. .-' / I CAME IN THIRD !!!!!!!! '. ' `\_.' |(),() | , ( __ / .' \ .''.___.'--,/\_,| BUT I CAME FIRST { / \ } | '.\ /_.' / |'-.-', `; _.' jgs | | | |` `""`""`"""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-20.txt #2675 ANGER WEEK: DREAMS (Fri, 2006 Oct 20) | /\ /\ ( | ) ( (__) ) I DON'T JUST DAYDREAM ABOUT POKING YOUR \_|_/ \@..@/ EYE OUT WITH THE STAINLESS STEEL PRONG ON | __\\//__ MY BELT BUCKLE |\ / \/ \ |\\/ ( . . ) | I ALSO DREAM ABOUT THE ACT AT NIGHT | \_/| | | | | |o| AND SOMETIMES I THINK THAT IF I WAS ALLOWED TO | |=====| | EXPLAIN MYSELF ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, THEY | ( )_| WOULD TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE A ONE-EYED | | | |() FAGGOT AND WHY I RULE (TICKER TAPE PARADE, ETC.) | | | | | | | | SO: | _| | |_ | (___/ \___) HOLD STILL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-08.txt #2663 DOLLAR STORES (Sun, 2006 Oct 8) ______________________________________________________________________ |.============[_F_E_D_E_R_A_L___R_E_S_E_R_V_E___N_O_T_E_]=============.| ||%&%&%&%_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ %&%&%&%&|| ||%&.-.&/||_||_ | ||\||||_| \ (_ ||\||_(_ /\|_ |\|V||_|)|/ |\ %&.-.&&|| ||&// |\ || ||_ \_/| ||||_|_/ ,_)|||||_,_) \/| ||| ||_|\|\_|| &// |\%|| ||| | | |% ,-----,-'____'-,-----, %| | | ||| ||| | | |&% """""""""" [ .-;"`___ `";-. ] &%| | | ||| ||&\===// `).'' .'`_.- `. 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ANSWER: HIPPIES ARE CUNNING CAPITALISTS NOW LET'S ALL MOVE OUT TO BAKERSFIELD AND START A COMMUNE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-25.txt #2741 MERRY CHRISTMAS (Mon, 2006 Dec 25) \`- //- , / -|\ -'<__//;/`:_'|/ _ |' \=-; |\_,\ [|, _|- _,':'. .'` '| || .| /`/\-,\_\' `||L.`/|| '|'<|// |; || | ||`|>=_,|\:_[,\'|\.-`'/,` _', / '| || || /|.'|\`.-- .-. -,'||.|'_`'|:-/',-' _j_ |' |' '| / \|\, [:-' ,/|'||\ |\:'`'-=:' '---''| '| ` '-\ ||-:\-\''._ '| ']'\ .\`'..-'''"' |;-. |; ' ` -,''|\-:/\-/|.__ /|'.'' /' '| `. '| '/ `\'' ||' [,`'|._ / //;' ; . \ _7_ `/| \| \\`.'|\,`_7_ '. ; '|, || \\: \,'---'._ / `\'` _,--'---'-. ; |;| | ;| ; ' "''- `'. ,' , `.| '|; || | '\\. ' /`-' / ` . \ .| '|' |:. ; \\. `\ ' ./ / ` \ |. '| ||| | ''\\ `. ; //| : \ '. '. |; /'/ ;| | |.;|| |. | |. '| ,' .| '' | ;\'' ` |' | `-..___,_j-|` |:. .//' ; / \ \\ .'` ; _,'---',_ || '' / _-; -` \` . ' / ,-`' `. "|. ' / \`-.__.-:' ':\|., _,' ,`,. .|. `. ' _.-' '|//-.. .=, '-..___..-' / /, ||\ '..--' .\ /':_ ./__,. .///` ''\\ \ ; /|=-' `.:, '/_ ,/ . ;||; ;|.; | ,` | / -:'::__.-:' ||`` '' | | /`; / '\'-/==::_<:-, '`\\. .//'' ; .' _.'| \`.,-..,-]=.- \ `` /''` / ; ,'| \|.`=:,-.. '. ._ ,' ' '`|'`]| \_ '-'' '-._'- _,-'mx ' ' ` |\ `''--'` MY DANGLY THINGS GET REALLY SWOLLEN THIS TIME OF YEAR File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-31.txt #2747 PRISM (Sun, 2006 Dec 31) ". ,# \ `-._____,-'=/ ____`._ ----- _,'_____PhS A MIND FOREVER VOYAGING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-19.txt #2735 SUBTLE NAMES (Tue, 2006 Dec 19) .-. (/^\) (\ /) .-'-. IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF BOOBS /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ I'D BE ASHLEY JUGGS' BOOBS \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-20.txt #2433 FALKLANDS WAR (Mon, 2006 Feb 20) _ /_'. _ _ \ / '-. IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT < ``-.;),--'` EVERYBODY WON THE FALKLANDS WAR '--._,\ (/)= / | | | \ #\| / |=| |=|\ ( ( (=> ( >( >),) | | |=| \ ( ( / / / / ) |/ \ /_( /_( , || )/.,_ ). /\\_(\,/, //- / /_(_( / ,\. b'ger .- '-'-'-,)\/.')) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-01.txt #2503 YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE (Mon, 2006 May 1) YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE SO MIGHT AS WELL TAKE IT UP THE ASS .._ _.--. '; ('::\ |/ '. | / '"| |...::::::..\ |:::::::::::::| .---'::''''''''''':--> ---____________----" | .. '' .. ''} \ )________) \________\ /________/ /\________\__/________/\ IF I DUMP YOU IN THE (((\ .___ ___, /))) TRI-COUNTY AREA BETWEEN \\\\ (<@) (@>) //// FRESNO AND BAKERSFIELD )))\ (__, /((( THE COPS WILL FIGHT OVER ((( ) __________ ( ))) WHO HAS TO BE RESPONSIBLE )))( \VvVvVvVv/ )((( FOR YOUR BODY AND DURING ((( \ (AAAAAAAA) / ))) THIS PROCESS I CHOMP DOWN \__________/ ON ANOTHER DELICIOUS _\_____)<>(_____/_ IN-N-OUT BURGER / / \ \ (_.--._) YOU'RE DEAD AND STUFFED (( )) IN A DRUM HOW DOES THAT _)) ((_ MAKE ME FEEL??? HUNGRY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-25.txt #2680 SHERRY PALMER (Wed, 2006 Oct 25) .{{}}}}}}. {{{{{}}}}}}}. I WOULD TOTALLY DO SHERRY PALMER {{{{ {{{{{}}}} }}}}} _ _ {{{{{ }}}} 6 6 }}}} {{{{C ^ {{{{ WELL YOU KNOW WHEN SHE WAS STILL ALIVE }}}}}}\ '=' /}}}}} {{{{{{{;.___.;}}}}}} {{{{{{{) (}}}}}}' NAH SCRATCH THAT QUALIFICATION jgs `""'"': :'"'"'` I'D DO HER ANYWAY `@` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-31.txt #2686 EVERYBODY HATES RAYMOND (Tue, 2006 Oct 31) ,...., ,::::::< YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEST ABOUT THAT SHOW EVERYBODY ,::/^\"``. LOVES RAYMOND ?!?!?!? THE SCREAMING HARPIE IN IT ,::/, ` e`. SINCE SHE TAKES MIDDLE AMERICAN MEN'S MINDS OFF ,::; | '. THEIR OWN SCREAMING HARPIES AS THIS FICTIONAL ,::| \___,-. c) ONE ISN'T QUITE AS UGLY OR SCREECHY OR SOMETHING ;::| \ '-' LIKE THAT ON SECOND THOUGHT I'M NOT REALLY SURE ;::| \ WHAT THE APPEAL IS SINCE IT FUCKING SUCKS ;::| _.=`\ `;:|.=` _.=`\ '|_.=` __\ `\_..==`` / .'.___.-'. / \ jgs ('--......--') /'--......--'\ `"--......--"` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-08.txt #2724 TENACIOUS D (Fri, 2006 Dec 8) ,-""-. .-""-. / -. \/ -. \ ( ) \ / \ / `. ,' o `. ,' o o `.,' o O _ _ O (_) (_) TENACIOUS D VS BLACK ADDER VS MONTY PYTHON VS MR BEAN MARATHON PLAYING ALL NIGHT ON PBS ,.',,, ,,,, ,'`'`,`',';.,;','','`. ;,`',`',,,,,`.,,.`',`'`; TONIGHT WE SHALL SUCK EVEN MORE ;`''`.' / \ `.'`'`'`, ,'`',; e (_,._)a ;"`','`; ,;`,'.`; )._)(_,( ;`',`''`, .'`','`',`. _,-',_`-._,',.':,`'`', ,' `'`,'`,,,,,,' _)`.;~~~__,'`'`,,', _; `';`',;;',,,,, {-_ ;'''''',''``,,`, _ \`'`,'`,'',; `._,~~'`--;.'''''_','`'`'';`/ ',`',',',," ; ; `~~~;`',,'`,'',' `.`'','`; ; ; ;`',`'',`; `.`,',,' .' `. ;,',',`,' `,,,,"`~~' `~~'",,,,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-20.txt #2736 CLEARLY INAPPROPRIATE (Wed, 2006 Dec 20) ________________________ | | | o o o | BLOW ME WITH YOUR ASSHOLE | o= o. .. | | . : . \\. | | o . o . . oo | | o-.\//. :o. | | ,,, o'\o. o . =o | | "o0". o .=o\_//o o | | ' -," \ / o | | ,` -. | | | |/\/| \\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\| | / , `-, {\/} \ | | '-, \,-' /0o\-_/; | | / \ \ \''/:::: | | '"|^\"` '-==::::; | | d d || || Na| """""""""""""""""""""""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-04.txt #2506 TEDDY RUXPIN (Thu, 2006 May 4) .._ ; ; ; : :\ ; \\ : :\ ; _.--"""--.___ :; '-.' ,=" "-=,`."-, '. ;=" " ; '-. '-.; _..._ ; '-. : .-. ___ .-. ; \ ; ;.-".-."-.; ; : ; .' '._.' '. ;`,__.-.' ; ; _,_ ; ; `--" ; '..-" "-,.' ; '. `-.___.-' .' __..--" `-.__ __.-' "--..__ .-" /,\""/,\ "-. ; __.. , :",:@:=,"; , ..__ ; '._ __.-," '.'/ \'.' ",-.__ _.' """ ;, " " ,; """ ; . , : ; ' ' ; WHY IS TEDDY RUXPIN ; : CALLING ME A FAGGOT .-"". `. ', ." .""-. /,""-.'. '. ; .' .'.-"",\ :: ' ; ; ; __ ; : : ' :; ;; ; ; /' '\ ; ; ;: :'. : ;,' ',: : .'; \ '._/ ; ; \_.' / `-._.' '._.-' fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-10.txt #2512 VEGETARIAN (Wed, 2006 May 10) .-. _ |`\ I'M A VEGETARIAN !!!!! I.E., A RETARD !!!!!!!! \_\_(")_|__) \ / '(^)-(^)' I'M A VEGAN !!!!!!!! I.E., TAKING IT UP THE ASS !!!!! ldb~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-19.txt #2432 THE LION IN WINTER (Sun, 2006 Feb 19) , }`-. , , \ \ '-' \ .-'{ _} . | ,`\ / ' ; .-;\ { \ | | / `/ '-.,/ ; | { -- -. ' '`-, .--._.' ; \__ \ \ | ' / |`. ; _,`\ '. 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AND I MUST EAT BUGS """"""""" fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-06.txt #2508 NEED FOR SPEED: MOST WANTED (Sat, 2006 May 6) _____________ ..---:::::::-----------. ::::;;. .'"""""" ;; \ ":. .'' ; \ "\__. .' ;; ; \\"; .' ; _____; \\/ .' :; ;" \ ___:'. .'--........................... : = ____:" \ \ ..-"" """' o""" ; ; : .--"" .----- ..----... _.- --. ..-" ; ; ; ; .""_- "--""-----'"" _-" .-"" ; ; .-. .' .' ." ." ; ; /. | /-./' ." / _.. ; ; ;;;| : ;-.______ / _________==. /_ \ ; ; ;;;; ; / | """"""""""".---.""""""" : /" ". |; ; _; ;;; /"-/ | / / / / ;|; ;-" | ;'; :- : """----______ / / ____. . ."'. ;; .-"..T" . '. " ___ "": '"""""""""""""" . ; ; ;; ;." ." '--" ", __ """ ""---... :- - - - - - - - - ' ' ; ; ; ;;" ." /. ; """---___ ; ; ; ;|."" : ": """----. .-------. ; ; ; ;: \ '--__ \ \ \ / | ; ;; '-.. """"---___ : .______..\ __/..-""| ; ; ; ""--.. """--" m l s . ". . ; ""------... ..--"" " : """""""""""""""""" \ / "------" OKAY I GOT TO THE PART IN NEED FOR SPEED: MOST WANTED WHERE A GIRL IS DRIVING THE MUSTANG GT AS YOUR OPPONENT ON THE BLACKLIST MY FIRST REACTION WAS THAT THIS WAS SOME WEIRD KIND OF SCIENCE FICTIONAL ALTERNATE UNIVERSE BUT THEN I REALIZED IT WAS FANTASY YOU KNOW: SWORDS AND SORCERERS AND MINOTAURS AND COMPETENT FEMALE DRIVERS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-12.txt #2514 ADINA HOWARD (Fri, 2006 May 12) , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ / (((\\)\ \ IS IT JUST ME OR IS ADINA HOWARD \ \\-_/ / / KIND OF SLUTTY \ i i / (_)=(_) ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ / / \ \ hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-22.txt #2738 BANAL (Fri, 2006 Dec 22) ___,, / /\\\\\ \|' | I PRONOUNCE BANAL TO RHYME WITH ANAL c 6_6 AND THAT'S THE END OF THE DISCUSSION .-;\___/. .' |\/=\/:`. / | | \ | | | | | _/ | | ___ j_ _/ `-._ \ | /.-.\ / )`-..___/-._\_j__\\ Y /_ /== === =///\== === \ _\_ ( /)== === === === === ==Y \ `----------------------( o ) \___/ hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-27.txt #2682 TAOIST-DISCORDIAN (Fri, 2006 Oct 27) ,o888b,`?88888 ,8888 888 ?888 I'M A TAOIST-DISCORDIAN WITH SOME LEANINGS 8888888P' 888 TOWARDS SHAMANISM !!!!!!! 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( O )` ~ - . _ . - ~ ` ~ - . _ . - ~ ` ~ - |`-'| : : : : : : : : | | : : : : : : : : `-'` ~ - . _'. - ~ ` ~ - .'_ . - ~ ` ~ - cww SO IT TURNS OUT RENT IS ABOUT FAGS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-17.txt #2580 HEZBOLLAH (Mon, 2006 Jul 17) __ [__] COULD WE GET TOGETHER AND FORM A COMMITTEE | | OF SOME SORT TO FINALLY ONCE AND FOR ALL | | AGREE ON THE PROPER WAY TO SPELL | | "HEZBOLLAH" OR "HIZBOLLAH" OR "HIZBALLAH" OR | | WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS BECAUSE SERIOUSLY | | FOLKS THE LACK OF CONSISTENCY IS ANNOYING ,----. /`-. \ ( ) /-._| \ |`----'| | | \ / |`-... | `. ,' |'` . | | || |`,'- | | ,-||-. |`-...| | jrei ( '' ) | | `----' `-....-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-16.txt #2579 A BELL RINGS (Sun, 2006 Jul 16) . , |`. ,'| \_`-._ _,-'_/ ./ \-._`-._ _,-'_,-/ \, \._/._ `._>`-.__ __,-'<_,' _,\_,/ /_ \_.`-._\_-._ `--__ __--' _,-_/_,-',_/ _\ /._`\_./ _`_./`.-._ `-. ,-' _,-,'\,_'_ \,_/'_,\ \._`/ _/ _`_./ _/`\_ `. ,' _/'\_ \,_'_ \_ \'_,/ /._`/ _/ _`_./` _/ `\_ `\_ _/' _/' \_ '\,_'_ \_ \'_,\ \._`/ _/ _`_./` __/ >. `-.,-' ,< \__ '\,_'_ \_ \'_,/ /_`/._/._`_./` __.`.-\_.-`'-._/-,',__ '\,_'_,\_,\'_\ `\._`_./`\._/_/' _ `\_\_,/'\,_'_,/' /_\ \./ EVERY TIME I FART, AN ANGEL DIES __/(__ HORRIBLY IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN / `--' \ / _ _ \ \'| |`/ ALIENS PLANTED SOMETHING IN MY \|____|/ BUTT THAT CAUSES IT TO HAPPEN \/ -] \/ / | \ | | | I DON'T PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND THE | | \ WISDOM OF IT ALL BUT I FIGURE HEY / | \ THEY'VE BEEN AROUND FOR LONGER \__,-`\___/ THAN US SO THEY MUST KNOW WHAT mic (_) |__) THEY'RE DOING RIGHT ?!?!?!?!? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-02.txt #2565 CLOSING ARGUMENTS (Sun, 2006 Jul 2) _._ _/,__\, IF WE COULD HARNESS THE __/ _/o'o POWER OF JACK MCCOY'S / '-.___'/ __ CLOSING ARGUMENTS IT /__ /\ )__/_))\ WOULD GIVE HUMANITY /_/, __,____ // '-.____|--' \\ AN UNLIMITED SOURCE e,e / // /___/| |/ \/\ \\ OF CLEAN ENERGY 'o /))) : \___\| / , \/ \\ -' \\__,_/| \/ / \ \\ \_\| \/ \ \\ | || < '_ \ \\ | || / ,| / / \\ | || | / | /\ \\ | || \_/ | | | \\ | ||_______________,' |__/ \ \\ \|/_______________\___/______\_ \\ \________________________ \__ \\ ___ \________________________ _\_____ \\ _____/ \________________________ \\ ~~~~~~~~ b'ger / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~\\~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ // File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-07.txt #2632 CATALYST (Thu, 2006 Sep 7) .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU PUT ME IN |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| THE SAME ROOM WITH BOOZE ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| \\|| `"\"""/---'|| THAT'S RIGHT \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. THE BOOZE DISAPPEARS ,-' [_] .-. \ ; `\| ||-'/ ` \ THEN AFTER AN HOUR OR SO IT REAPPEARS \ /`""-.`\ | ; | (IT BECOMES TANGIER) `.-|\_/ | ; ' | \-._ / | | / I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M A CATALYST |`--'| : ;_\_ FOR CONVERTING ALCOHOL INTO URINE /| |/ /\|, ) __..; `----' :`.`|/ / / | | ; .' `\' ; \/ : _ : : / / : : _.'`.__.' | fsc \ _.' \ / | | / `---.._ | `\ `.____ \ / | `------' \__|_,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-13.txt #2638 GERMANY WORDS (Wed, 2006 Sep 13) _--_ / \ ( ** ) \ / | | ........_ ____,,,..--- | |^^*|MMMMMMMMM```-----'''MMMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIYYYYYIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |:::::::::"::?????::::=::::::::::| | | ,|:::::::::":::::::::::=::::::::::| | | |:::::::::":::::::::::=:::::::::::|? | |'^^*|;;;;;;;;_";:::::::::;=------;;;;;/ | | ```-----''' | | | | | | WHAT DO NADINE JANSEN, BETTIE BALLHAUS, AND QUEENY LOVE | | HAVE IN COMMON | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | THAT'S RIGHT | | | | WHEN THEY START TALKING THEIR GERMANY WORDS YOUR BONER | | MAGICALLY EVAPORATES NEVER TO RETURN | | \\| |// ??????????????????~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-26.txt #2681 CHILD CUSTODY LIGHT (Thu, 2006 Oct 26) _ _ | | | | -| | | |- WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE AN AMBER ALERT _ | |- | | -| | | | | |- WHY COULDN'T IT BE MAUVE OR FUCHSIA |.| -| ||/ | | |- | ___/ TOO BRIGHT ??!?!? TOO HOT ?!?!?! YES ???? NO ???? -|.| | | | | \_|| | \____ | | | |- WHY DON'T WE JUST CALL IT THE BULLSHIT | | CHILD CUSTODY LIGHT -| | mga |_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-23.txt #2739 SPOKEN WORD ARTIST (Sat, 2006 Dec 23) I'M A SPOKEN WORD ARTIST / / ( ) / ( ) ( ) _ ) ( \_ _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) Krogg98 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-13.txt #2515 SOCCER (Sat, 2006 May 13) _,...,_ .'@/ \@'. CAN I JUST SAY THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL SO THAT THERE // \___/ \\ ARE NO MORE QUESTIONS ON THE SUBJECT AND WE CAN |@\__/a@a\__/a| FINALLY PUT IT TO REST: |a/ \@@@/ \@| \\__/ \__// SOCCER SUCKS ASS jgs `.a\___/a.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-07.txt #2509 A2M2A2M2A2M2C (Sun, 2006 May 7) [\ .----' `-----. ASS 2 MOUTH 2 ASS 2 MOUTH 2 ASS 2 MOUTH 2 CAB //^^^^;;^^^^^^`\ _______//_____||_____()_\________ /826 : : ___ `\ |> ____; ; |/\><| ____ _<) {____/ \_________________/ \____} \ '' / \ '' / jgs '--' `--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-26.txt #2439 THE SOMBRERO KNOWS (Sun, 2006 Feb 26) ._-'-_ . . ' /_-_-_\ ` . .' |-_-_-_-| `. DOES AIDS HURT ejm ( `.-_-_-.' ) !`. .'! ! ` . . ' ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! / / \ \ _-| \___ ___/ /-_ (_ )__\_)\(_/__( _) ))))\X\ (((( \/ \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-15.txt #2701 MANGOSTEEN (Wed, 2006 Nov 15) __,='`````'=/__ '// (o) \(o) \ `' _,-, //| ,_) (`\ ,-'`_,-\ ,-~~~\ `'===' /-, \==```` \__ / `----' `\ \ \/ ,-` , \ ,.-\ \ / , \,-`\`_,-`\_,..--'\ ,` ,/, ,>, ) \--`````\ ( `\`---'` `-,-'`_,< \ \_,.--'` `. `--. _,-'`_,-` | \ [`-.___ <`_,-'`------( / (`` _,-\ \ --`````````|--` SERIOUSLY FOLKS HAVE YOU >-`_,-`\,-` , | HEARD OF MANGOSTEEN ?!?!?!?!? <`_,' , /\ / ` \/\,-/ `/ \/`\_/V\_/ IT'S AN MLM VERSION OF SNAKE OIL ( ._. ) ( .__. ) | | | | I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS WHEN I TELL YOU \,---_| |_---./ THIS: Zeus ooOO(_) (_)OOoo IT HAS AMAZING HEALING PROPERTIES IF YOU HAVE CANCER IT CAN TOTALLY HELP ........... YOU TO DIE UNTREATED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-01.txt #2687 TRICK OR TREAT (Wed, 2006 Nov 1) ___ .-""-. ___ \ "-. / \ .-" / > -=.\/ \/.=- < > -='/\ /\'=- < /__.-' \ / '-.__\ jgs '-..-' ____ .' / '. / ( .-'\ I CAN'T BEAT OFF WITH ALL THESE KIDS |'.__\/__ | IN COSTUMES KNOCKING ON MY DOOR | /\ '.| \.-' ) / jgs '.__/_.' ____ .' /:::. / (:::-'\ |:\__\/__ | |::::/\:::\| \::' )::/ jgs '.__/::' ................... OR CAN I File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-29.txt #2715 CHIEF LIZARD WRANGLER (Wed, 2006 Nov 29) v, .s . a, (M| .T` I HAVE A WACKY CRAZY NUTTY TITLE AT MY JOB `*=zMbm/ BECAUSE I WORK AT A FORWARD-THINKING AND \M\_/^\, PROGRESSIVE COMPANY AND ALSO I'M A SHITCOCK /MMA"`z- ------- '/.------'/ ___ /_\ |^^_ } \ / \--'._ ( / _ \// |/ \ _ > .'/\_-.. ''-.> ( (_) )' (_)xx\ ____//\'. ''\'. '___\_/ .' (__)xx>/--/-\' '.\ ''\.' .___.' <)=\ (__)x//_// || _\\__ .' ) <)=+ '. (_)_/ |/\__||_/ ' \'xxxxx '. <)= . '._(_( __ \/ \_ xxxx \ |/ '. _\| / _/_/_/~~/~~~/'.___. '.__ ' |/ / _ ) ( /_ \ \_ \ / // \/ '. |/~ |RS|/~ <)=/ // <)=/ // <)=/ // <)=+ ( <)=+ ( <)=+ <)=.'\=(> Rich <)=.'\=(> <)=.'\=(> I WONDER IF JODY WATLEY KNOWS WHAT HER SISTER DOES FOR A LIVING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-10.txt #2392 INTELLIGENT DESIGN (Tue, 2006 Jan 10) .-. .-. ' _ `. . _ `. I COUNTER INTELLIGENT DESIGN : (_) :: (_) ; WITH A THEORY ABOUT A CLEVER `. .' `. .' TENTACLED BALLSACK WITH EYES __ _.-\\----//--._ _ / _\___.-' `-._.-.__ _ (_\_)| \___ _.-._ \-' ) \__) __) ) ( (_ \_.-' /_-. / \ .-'-.\ _._// / .-/ \\ \ \\__._ /_._/ \ \( ) ))) \__._) (/ _.-') `.__.'`.__.'( `-._ (_.-' `--._):F_P: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-19.txt #2552 STRIPPER ADVICE (Mon, 2006 Jun 19) .oo. HHHHHb. /`HHHHHHb TO ALL STRIPPERS EVERYWHERE: FAST AND > `dHHHHH ERRATIC MOVEMENTS ARE DISTRACTING OR / dHHHHHHb CONFUSING AND NOT SEXY : HHHHHHHH .-""FHHHHHHH ALSO IF YOU COULD MANAGE TO PRETEND FOR | JHHHHHHH A MOMENT THAT YOU'RE MOVING WITH THE J FHHHHHHb RHYTHM OF THE MUSIC THAT'S A PLUS + \ JHHHHHHH (YES I'M TALKING TO YOU CHRISTINA MODEL) .' \ FHHHHHH+_ `. ; \ \HHHHF "+ IN ADDITION A GRIMACE LIKE YOU'RE BEING `| _> \HHF+_ \ ELECTROCUTED IS ALSO NOT ACCEPTABLE F_+" .'J | j J+" .': F | j LOOK LADY MAKE PRETEND YOU'RE ENJOYING _+" _+' : +_ | F IT OR AT LEAST NOT HOPPED UP ON CRANK %" .-' . =.F j FOR TEN SECONDS HERE | ;I \ =./ | (`-.......___+___L IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THIS JOB YOU SHOULD ```='"""""==_ "_.--' HAVE GOTTEN AN EDUCATION | `./ J | +' .' | F J | F JF F J F| KroggF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-25.txt #2558 ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE BLOGS (Sun, 2006 Jun 25) _,.---.,_ _,' ',_ IF YOU LISTEN TO BLOGGERS PRETTY MUCH ,-' ', ,' '-, EVERYTHING IS A BLOG ,-''-, \ / ,-''-, ,''-._ `. ; ; .` _.-''. IF IT UPDATES REGULARLY WITH NEW ,' '. \ [ ] / .' '. CONTENT I GUESS IT'S A BLOG !!!!! /---..,_ '. \ ; ; / .' _,..---\ | `'-. '.\ [ ] /.' .-'` | ALSO THINGS THAT CONTAIN OPINIONS \..,,__ `-,\\; ;//,-` __,,../ `'-,._''--..,,_;\, ,/;_,,..--''_,.-'` AND EITHER TEXT OR HTML `'-.,_ `'-'` _,.-'` `'-. .-'` SHIT PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING IS A BLOG sk '._.' EVEN MY TOILET/RESTROOM/LAVATORY/BATHROOM/MEN'S ROOM ALSO: WALLS, THE SKY, THE GROUND, THINGS MADE OF ATOMS DO YOU BLOGGERS EVEN LISTEN TO YOURSELVES ANYMORE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-08.txt #2602 THE GAZA STRIP (Tue, 2006 Aug 8) ( ) ( ) ( (_) ( ( ) ( (_) (_) (_) (_) |~| (_) (_) (_) (_) |~| |~| |~| |~| |:| |~| |~| |~| |~| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| <+++> |:| |:| |:| |:| <+++> <+++> <+++> <+++> }~{ <+++> <+++> <+++> <+++> }~{ }~{ }~{ }~{ {+} }~{ }~{ }~{ }~{ {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {} {} {} {} {+} {} {} {} {} `{} `{} `{} {} {+} {} {}` {}` {}` `{} `{} `{} {}{+}{} {}` {}` {}` `'{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}+{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}'` `{}{}{}{}__/_\__{}{}{}{}` \/ \/ /\___/\ ~~\_/~~ {+} {+} __<+++>__ ___{}{}\O/{}{}___ __<+++++++++++++++++>__ jgs {}{}{}{}{}{/O\}{}{}{}{}{} `"""""""""""""""""""""""` FIVE PALESTINIANS DIED IN GAZA FIGHTING TODAY !!!! OR AS WE WOULD CALL IT, FIVE MORE POINTS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-01.txt #2442 LUNESTA (Wed, 2006 Mar 1) ,-. | ,-. \ `-.(+),-' / THE LUNESTA BUTTERFLY MOLESTS ME IN MY SLEEP \:-) (+) (-:/ .'`-._(+)_.-'`. ,'__/\_ (+) _/\__`. I THINK IT'S DOING ANAL PROBES OR DRILLING / / _/_)(+)(_\_ \ \ FOR OIL OR SOMETHING BECAUSE HOLY GOD IN / (__/ _(+)_ \__) \ THE MORNING I'M ONE BIG BRUISE / _,-'" (") "`-._ \ (_,-'" / \ "`-._) Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-08.txt #2480 JEW PRAYER (Sat, 2006 Apr 8) ---. ---. ---. ---. ---. -. +---. PLEASE STOP BEHAVING LIKE | / | | - | | | | JEWS ON AIRPLANES YOU SCARE | | | / ___|_ | | | _| | | THE FUCK OUT OF THE NON-JEWS | WHO AREN'T USED TO YOUR CRAZY JERKY FRIGHTENING JEW PRAYER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-15.txt #2456 WHAT'S UP (Wed, 2006 Mar 15) .-. .-. / `.' \ .-. / \ / -. ./_____________\|/-. ' |_____________|O \ ' / `._________________. ||' '|| WHAT'S UP MY N-WORDS ||' #### #### '|| ' '| 'o` 'o` |' ' ` @ )-' `-( @ ' `.@ ' ' @.' @@ ((_)) @@ ' ////\\\\ ' `. `--' .' `.______. utis File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-20.txt #2492 SOMETHING FOR NOTHING (Thu, 2006 Apr 20) _ _.--.____.--.__ ( )=.-":;:\ \"-._ WE DEMAND THE RIGHT TO LIVE IN THIS \\\:;:;:;:; ( ,:. \$$$\ COUNTRY AND NOT PAY TAXES AND GET \\\:;:;:;| )::: )$$$\ FULL CITIZENSHIP RIGHTS FOR FREE \\\:;::;:\ \o(/)o/($$$$$\ \\\:;:;:;\ `-.-' \$$$$$\ YES I'M SAYING THIS WITHOUT STOPPING \\\:;::;:\ ' ` \$$$$$\ A BEAT BECAUSE I THINK IT MAKES SENSE \\\;;:;::,--:_:_:-^$$$$$\ \\\_.-"" `"""$\ I'M GOING TO SHOW MY LOVE FOR YOUR \\ COUNTRY BY WAVING THE MEXICAN FLAG \\ LIKE A HUGE FAT IDIOT FUCKWAD WHO \\ WANTS SOMETHING FOR NOTHING \\ \\ hh+geni+vk \\ +hrr File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-29.txt #2470 FOR SENATE (Wed, 2006 Mar 29) __ / \--..____ \ \ \-----,,,.. \ \ \ \--,,.. \ \ \ \ ,' \ \ \ \ ``.. \ \ \ \-'' \ \ \__,,--''' \ \ \. \ \ ,/ VOTE AGLHAGHLGAHLAGLHG FOR SENATE \ \__..- \ \ \ \ \ \ :F_P: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-21.txt #2493 TOUCHING AND STOPPING (Fri, 2006 Apr 21) | | / / \ / \__ ____ / / \ / \ | /| / | \ \ / |____________/ / | |_____________///////// < |____________| | |(______________ () \ | / () | () | | \\\\\\\\\ \| | __|__ | | _|___/___ \___ | | __---- ----__\---\_ / __ | \____-------------______/ \ / / / / _/ / \ / / / / $ / / YOU'RE INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCHING / / / AND STOPPING ME | | / \______________// \________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-28.txt #2469 LEMONS (Tue, 2006 Mar 28) (()))) ______ (()o))() IF LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS, .-'.-' |`-. (()) o(() HOLLOW THEM OUT AND FUCK THEM .-' .' \ | / `.(())) (()) _ .' /`. \ |/ .'((()__())) (_) . ; ` .\ |. ' /( )( )\ / _) ( |-------( )---/ /\ /\ / / _ `. ; . '/ |\ . \ \ ) ( \_/ (_) . \.' / | \ ` \ \ \ _ `-. `. / | \ .(_/_____\ (_) `-._`-.__|_.-' "\""\"/" """"" \ \ /\ \ _ / /| | (_) / / | | ( / |/ )/ ( \ " `.`. jro File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-14.txt #2455 YTMND (Tue, 2006 Mar 14) ( )___( ) /__oo \ ( \/ ) YOU'RE THE STUPID FUCKING COCKSUCKER | `=/ | WHO PUTS UP RETARDED SITES WITH BLINKING / \ SHIT AND THEN SHARES THEM WITH FELLOW / / \ \ FUCKING STUPID COCKSUCKERS NOW, DOG !!!!!!! / ( \ \ ( ,_/_ \ \ \_ '= \ ) ""' / / ; / /'? : (((( / ctr `._ \ _ ( __| | /_ ("__,.."'_._.) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-09.txt #2481 MORE LIKE CATHY DONGERS (Sun, 2006 Apr 9) sSSSSSs SS;; SSSS S< ?SSS HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT THE HOSTESS OF S> SSS JUNKYARD WARS LOOKS LIKE MY SHRIVELED UP DICK ___)(____ ( \/ ) \||, )( ( / ( \\/ /\ / \ \ \./ )==( / / / \//' ( '|\` \ / \ / ) ( / \ jgs / \ / \ `-........-' OKAY IT LOOKS LIKE MY STAGE TIME IS UP I JUST / ) / ) WANT TO GIVE A BIG UP TO MY PEOPLE IN BROOKLYN /_/|/_/| PEACE OUT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-09.txt #2603 RHYMES LIKE WEIGHT (Wed, 2006 Aug 9) \\\/// \(..)/ I PUSH RHYMES LIKE WEIGHT (NO OFFENSE) ( _> ) _/'--/_ /^ _ _ `\ .' / \ ) | \' '// ,, < < | | \ ,, ||, `. \\ . /, \ ,|| =|||===(((==========)))===|||= ||^ /`:----/\ `|| `` ( \ / \ `` | /`^\ | | | | | | / \ | / `| |^ \ | / \ | | | | | / \ | \ gnv .oooO LOoo File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-24.txt #2557 MARC DAVIS (Sat, 2006 Jun 24) _ /\) _ _ / / (/\ /\) ( Y) \ \ COULD MARC DAVIS PLEASE FIX HIS WANG / / "" (Y ) SO IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE HAS BEEN PLAYING ( Y) _ "" WITH KNIVES AND RUBBER BANDS OR SOMETHING "" (/\ _ \ \ /\) (Y ) / / "" ( Y) "" Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-30.txt #2563 FAGTARDED (Fri, 2006 Jun 30) _,,,_ _ /////\\ _ |\ | \|\ _ // e e \\ / `|~\|_/|~\|_) _ (" > ") _ \_, |_)|_) \\.=-=.// \/ ) _ |\ / | \|\ \--\\\7///--/ /\/ _ |_)|~\ |~\ /`--`"""`--'\/ / |_)| \ TWO QUESTIONS / : \ / |\ |_) \ '-.,_ `-' |~\ 1. WHY DO ALL MALE MAGICIANS HAVE TO WEAR `-._/__)======_____, DARK EYELINER AND/OR PUT ON NAIL jgs ((=====)) POLISH AND ACT LIKE FUCKING FAGGOTS _ |`"""`| _// `\,_('> |= | (') 2. WHY DO A DISPROPORTIONATE \~_) |= | ( '-. PERCENTAGE OF PORN STARS HAVE -'= `-...-` _/-_(_)o SPEECH IMPEDIMENTS COULD IT BE THEY'RE FAGTARDED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-11.txt #2393 BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (Wed, 2006 Jan 11) __,-, ____ ,-' \ \ _( ) \ | / ,' \ \ \ (__ ) --( )-- / \ \ _,==; (___) / | \ / \ \.,="| | \ \ /' | | WILL YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN TO THIS GUY HOW IT'S NOT GAY AT \ /'--,_o_| ALL FOR TWO MEN TO EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER `<'_,---|#, pb ' WELL AS LONG AS THOSE FEELINGS AREN'T ABOUT FUCKING OR SUCKING EACH OTHER IN WHICH CASE: WAY GROSS GAY LIKE EW EW EW EW GROSS GAY LIKE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN SHEPHERDS GAY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-18.txt #2551 HEADACHE (Sun, 2006 Jun 18) ,-"-. *Y """-e EVER TOTALLY NOT FELT LIKE BEATING OFF ()|/)|) BUT MADE YOURSELF DO IT ANYWAY )a a 3 ( - / YOU KNOW BECAUSE YOU'RE A REAL TROOPER .) (. ./ \V/ /\. / \ Y / \. / /\_\(/__/\ \ |\ | | / D |_( D=oo==| // / /======) Y | || | | | || | | | *|| |@ | | * || @| *| | * || @ | *| | /|| .:*@|\/ ||_____| C C X File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-21.txt #2615 GOOD KITTY OR BAD KITTY (Mon, 2006 Aug 21) _ ___ _.--. \`.|\..----...-'` `-._.-'_.-'` / ' ` , __.--' )/' _/ \ `-_, / `-'" `"\_ ,_.-;_.-\_ ', fsc/as _.-'_./ {_.' ; / {_.-``-' {_/ WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN YOU COME HOME FROM WORK AND THERE'S A PENTAGRAM DRAWN IN SOMEONE'S BLOOD ON YOUR LIVING ROOM FLOOR AND THERE ARE LIT CANDLES ALL AROUND GOOD KITTY OR BAD KITTY ?!?!?! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-05.txt #2387 SELF-DIAGNOSIS (Thu, 2006 Jan 5) SO THROUGH CAREFUL RESEARCH AND SELF-DIAGNOSIS I'VE NARROWED MY CONDITION DOWN TO TWO POSSIBILITIES ASPERGER'S SYNDROME OR LACTOSE INTOLERANCE __________________ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _\ | PLONK |=" | MACHINE | | | p | | p | p p | `====_ , ,,---., , _===' _,-' p p `-,_ o / l _ ,- `\{)/' -, _ l\ o ; o /' l || l\ ; n o; ; n << l ; ; ; n; ' ' n ; n ; ; `-,_ _,-' ; k k `. ``---------'' ,' k k `-.._ _,-' \````--------''''/ | :: | | ; | | :: | | ; | \(O) :: (O)/ pb `--,__;_,--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-28.txt #2714 STRIPPERS (Tue, 2006 Nov 28) .oo. HHHHHb. GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB AGAIN HUH ???? /`HHHHHHb > `dHHHHH / dHHHHHHb BE A MAN ALREADY : HHHHHHHH .-""FHHHHHHH | JHHHHHHH IF YOU'RE GOING TO PAY A WHORE THEN J FHHHHHHb PAY A *WHORE* + \ JHHHHHHH .' \ FHHHHHH+_ `. ; \ \HHHHF "+ `| _> \HHF+_ \ F_+" .'J | j J+" .': F | j _+" _+' : +_ | F %" .-' . =.F j | ;I \ =./ | (`-.......___+___L ```='"""""==_ "_.--' | `./ J | +' .' | F J | F JF F J F| KroggF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-14.txt #2700 WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA (Tue, 2006 Nov 14) _,__ .: <* / | \ WHAT YOU SAY: .-./ |. : :, AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, OI OI OI / '-._/ \_ / ' \ .' *: .-' ; | | \ / | / \* __.--._ / \ _.' \:. | >__,-' \_/*_.-' snd :--, WHAT WE HEAR: '/ YAY WE'RE AN ISLAND FULL OF CRIMINALS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-02.txt #2688 SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON (Thu, 2006 Nov 2) .--""--.___.._ IF YOU POOP, JESUS DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE ( <__> ) `-. |`--..--'| <| | :| / | :|--""-./ `.__ __;' o!O BUT IF YOU DON'T POOP ............. ARMAGEDDON "" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-16.txt #2702 GOT MILF (Thu, 2006 Nov 16) .-""-. (___/\ \ FOLKS I THINK WE MIGHT BE OVERUSING ( |' ' ) ) THE TERM MILF HERE WHEN IT IS USED __) _\=_/ ( TO REFER TO ANY WOMAN OVER TWENTY ____(__.' ` \ ) REGARDLESS OF PARENTAL STATUS .(/"-.._.(' ; ( / / . (' , | ) _.`'---.._/ /.__ ____.'_| |_/ '-'``'-._ / | `-........' jgs `;-"`; | `'.__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-13.txt #2395 IT'S THE ANSWER BEAR III (Fri, 2006 Jan 13) DEAR ANSWER BEAR HI IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE READ YOUR COLUMN BUT I HAVE THIS PERSISTENT PROBLEM THAT I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME THAT I SOLVED WELL I GUESS I SHOULD GET RIGHT TO IT MY PROBLEM IS THAT I HAVE A REALLY HAIRY ASS AND NO MATTER HOW I POO OR WIPE AFTERWARDS IT JUST SMEARS EVERYWHERE IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER I WIPE FRONT TO BACK OR BACK TO FRONT WHILE SITTING DOWN OR IF I STAND UP FIRST OR IF I TRY THE OLD NINJA PINCHING MOTION IT JUST GETS EVERYWHERE AND THEN IT'S WIPE CITY DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS ???? SIGNED, MESSY IN MINNESOTA THE ANSWER BEAR ANSWERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,^~~~-. .-~~~"-. : .--. \ / .--. \ : ( .-`<^~~~-: : ) : `. `-,~ ^- ' .' `-: ,.-~ .' `. ,' @ @ | : __ ; ...{ (__) ,----. / `. ,' ,--. `. | `.,___ , : : : | .' ~~~~ \ / : \.. / `. `--' .' | ~----~ | IT'S CALLED | | A SHOWER YOU | | DISGUSTING FREAK | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-07.txt #2389 HEAT (Sat, 2006 Jan 7) ______ |\_______________ (_____\\______________ IS IT SO WRONG HH======#H###############H####################### TO MASTURBATE ' ~""""""""""""""`##(_))#H\"""""Y######## TO THE SHOOTING )) \#H\ `"Y### SCENE IN HEAT dew " }#H) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-23.txt #2617 DEPARTMENT OF WELLNESS (Wed, 2006 Aug 23) __ / \--..____ \ \ \-----,,,.. \ \ \ \--,,.. \ \ \ \ ,' \ \ \ \ ``.. \ \ \ \-'' \ \ \__,,--''' \ \ \. \ \ ,/ WELL I GUESS THE BOTTOM LINE HERE IS THAT \ \__..- THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO COME OUT OF \ \ THIS PAST ELECTION IS THAT NOW WE WON'T \ \ HAVE A DEPARTMENT OF FUCKING WELLNESS \ \ :F_P: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-26.txt #2559 PARISIANS (Mon, 2006 Jun 26) ___ _______________________ |===|=======================| |||||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| GAYS AND LESBIANS MARCHING ON PARIS [___[_________________________] FOR GAY PRIDE ?!?!?!? |---|-------|--_-_--|-------| |[ ]| [:.:] |,'`. `.| [:.:] | FIRST IMMIGRANTS THEN STUDENTS NOW ====|======== ||:|======== THE HOMO BRIGADE !?!?!? ||^|| {$} | ||:| {$} | ||:|| (:..) | ||:| (:.:) | JESUS DON'T YOU PARISIANS HAVE JOBS ||:||=======| ||:|=======| OR SOMETHING ||:||_______| ||:|_______| OH jrei RIGHT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-16.txt #2457 PAULA POUNDSTONE AND GARY CONDIT (Thu, 2006 Mar 16) _,,,_ .' `'. / ____ \ HEY HERE'S A POP QUIZ | .'_ _\/ / ) a a| WHAT DO PAULA POUNDSTONE AND GARY CONDIT / ( > | BOTH HAVE IN COMMON ?!?!?!?!? ( ) ._ / ) _/-.__.'`\ YES THAT'S RIGHT THEY'RE BOTH WORTHLESS ( .-'`-. \__ ) SACKS OF SHIT WHO WERE SAVED BY 9/11 `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ jgs | \ \ \ \ |\ `. / / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-02.txt #2443 HYPOTHETICAL (Thu, 2006 Mar 2) .(O). OKAY o.` `.o /_ _ _ _ _ _\ IF YOU TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND SUCK YOUR OWN |==|===|==| DICK DOES THAT MAKE YOU GAY |==|===|==| |_=|===|=_| I SAY NO BECAUSE YOU'RE THE SAME PERSON .-._.-[]\_____/[]-O AND THEREFORE IT'S JUST LIKE BEATING OFF -' /=|=|=|=|=\ |o |o|o|o| o| ALTHOUGH WHAT IF THE PAST-YOU RECIPROCATES |o |o|o|o| o| AND PUTS HIS FINGER UP YOUR ASS |o |o|o|o| o| LGB '-.|o|o|o|.-' AT THAT POINT I THINK WE NEED NIETZSCHE '--.=====.--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-23.txt #2495 THE CRIMINALIZATION OF EVANGELIZATION (Sun, 2006 Apr 23) <(((((( A MODEST PROPOSAL IN THE CRIMINALIZATION OF /_ _ ) EVANGELIZATION: BECAUSE IF YOU BELIEVE IN ( . . ) THE RAPTURE YOU MAY BE MILDLY RETARDED AND ( / ) THEREFORE UNSUITABLE FOR PUBLIC SERVICE ---oOOo------------oOOo--- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-22.txt #2494 VEGAS (Sat, 2006 Apr 22) # ## ##### ### ########### #### ############## ## ################ ### ################## ## ###################### ##### ################################# ########################### ######### ############################# ############ ##################### ## ### #### ## ######## ############# ############### #### # ######### ######################## ## ## #### ## ######### ## ## ############ ######### ## #### ## ### ####### ##### ############ ######### ## ### ## ## ############ ## ############## ##### ##### ## # ##### ## ### ########## ## ## ######## ## ########### ## # ##### # ###### ####### ##### ######## ### # ######### # ###### # ## # ############ ##### ######## ### # ### ## ## # ##### ## ############## ### ######### ## ### ## ## ##### ###### ########## ### #### #### ### ### ## # ### # ########### ### #### ##### ### ### ### ########## ### #### ###### ####### ######## ### #### ###### # ### #### ### ### ####### ### #### ###### ## ##### #### VEGAS WAS TOTALLY BORING, I DIDN'T GET #### ####### TO KILL A SINGLE HOOKER ## ## ####### ### ### ###### ## ### #### ## ####### ### #### ## ## ## File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-03.txt #2444 AGITPROP (Fri, 2006 Mar 3) _ _ I CALL WHAT I DO "AGITPROP" BECAUSE I, LIKE ALL / )%.===.%( \ OTHER AGITPROPERS, LIKE TO MOLEST CHILDREN | // ,,, \\ | \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) / /o o\ \ )( _ )( (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-17.txt #2458 POWER SWITCH (Fri, 2006 Mar 17) ,. |`:. | `:. m1a | |`.`:;@. | |;.`.`;| WHAT'S THE BEST INVENTION OF 1990S-ERA ; `.';| || ELECTRONICS ??!?!?!? THE LACK OF A POWER SWITCH ,(`;.`.| || /8o (`:. || THAT'S RIGHT CONSUMERS /o8888o `; || /@o8888888o (`;| YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BE TRUSTED TO KNOW WHEN (`.()oO888888o (< TO TURN SOMETHING ON OR OFF SO JUST PLUG IT IN `.`.;:oO08c{)/ | AND THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF `.`.(),0 / / `.`.`/ / `.( / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-27.txt #2560 ODE TO ZARQAWI (Tue, 2006 Jun 27) _,,--,,_ /` .`\ DEAR ZARQAWI / ' _.-' \ | `'_{}_ | GOODBYE FUCKER | /` `\ | \/ == == \/ /| (.)(.) |\ \| __)_ |/ I'M ARRANGING TO BE PERSONALLY SENT TO HELL SHORTLY |\/____\/| SO I CAN PERSONALLY RAPE YOU DAY AFTER DAY FOR | ` ~~ ` | ALL ETERNITY \ / jgs `.____.` SEVENTY VIRGINS, MY ASS SCRATCH THAT: SEVENTY VIRGINS, YOUR ASS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-06.txt #2388 HOROSCOPES (Fri, 2006 Jan 6) _______________ MAYBE THIS HOROSCOPE COULD ACTUALLY ()==( (@==() TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH THIS '______________'| PROSTITUTE CORPSE !?!?!?! | | | | CHECK OUT POSSIBILITIES ... CHANGE MAY BE __)_____________| REQUIRED ... DON'T SETTLE FOR LESS ... LUCK ()==( (@==() IS IN YOUR CORNER ... YOU WILL BE REWARDED ... '--------------' PjP I MEAN THESE THINGS COULD APPLY TO ANYBODY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-22.txt #2616 ANIME GIRL (Tue, 2006 Aug 22) ._ __. / \"-. ,-",'/ ( \ ,"--.__.--".,' / =---Y(_i.-' |-.i_)---= f , "..'/\\v/|/|/\ , l l// ,'|/ V / /|| \\j LOOK AT ME I'M AN ANIME GIRL !!!!!!!! "--; / db db|/---" | \ YY , YY// '.\>_ (_),"' __ .-" "-.-." I," `. \.-""-. ( , ) ( \ | ( l `"' -'-._j __,---_ '._." . . \ (__.--_-'. , : ' \ '-. ,' .' / | \ \ \ "- "--.._____t____.--'-""' / / `. ". I'M GOING TO JOIN THE MIRITALLY / ": \' '. .' ( \ : | l j "-. l_;_;I l____;_I cgmm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-12.txt #2394 CHOPPY (Thu, 2006 Jan 12) _ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I GIVE YOU . . . |\_\\-\ | \\-| CHOPPY \ /~\\ ` \\ HE LIKES TO CUT UP THINGS (PROSTITUTES \\ WHO GET ALL BITCHY OR JOHNS WHO WON'T PAY) ~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-17.txt #2703 GO AHEAD (Fri, 2006 Nov 17) \ ,)\ \\,sSss ')ssssS GO AHEAD AND TRY TO CATCH THAT CAB \_sSSsSs LADY BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO STOP _) ssSsss ME FROM PUTTING YOUR HOOKER PARTS .-T-. / s s s IN MY FRIDGE ,--' -'- '-. / .' ( '-()----()-' ____/ / \. \ {,----' ) \ / )) / .-' \ / .' '. \ ( < '. ',--._ \ \ '-----.( \ | )/ \; ' /_) snd L/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-03.txt #2689 SAFE WORD (Fri, 2006 Nov 3) _"_ % (< ? MY SAFE WORD IS "NO" ` " __||___ |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% BUT I ALWAYS FORGET TO USE IT UNTIL AFTERWARDS %% WHEN I FALSELY CLAIM YOU RAPED ME % /:\ |/|, b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-07.txt #2693 FOR HER PLEASURE (Tue, 2006 Nov 7) ..JJ?.... ... . ` ...J.. ?4o `vn3. ` .7! . ,` ``!?Wm, Th, .O4w, ,!?. . ?Wh..h. FILOVIRIDAE .6SG. .V? ..Z'.y.` ` JN..4, +Zn . `jdY`.Y! W, j+. .ZWh, .J&` jX' J=` `4e ?l; TZXW+.. ?=!..dqM!.dD. . ?h.?R .MmWXWXJ..jdN#!.d=`` .. ?h ?o .J7??""dNNKwWMM5..K` .:. dr`W, .r j#YTa..W9MM9zqMMKi... ! JL W; d`,Wo+qQW8gMt.JNNZMNZXAv6.. .z: .dtJ@ ?; WN@?HHH7..MMMMNyMNWWMmAv6... ` ..M^.@` ?i..=?I..d8Hj#`dMNkWHw= `?OxvV9XjJJJJ..gB .#! ?TN,.MKDJI?N.J@ ?7Y! `7USAmgQgay9odM; .h.,B#vTd#`J% `?+. ... J&dMY!.dHevTUa.. U+.?WM9!.f` `...gMY7`..V"` ?4xlTSn.... `T&...v^ ..+VY=! ..VY7` 7T&&+?YX.. . ..Jk7^ ..dYY! ?7uJ+7Tk.... .f=`.JVY!` `?=o+JI7T ..% .@! !??7 .J%.J= .K .% J\.d! .`D ,C` .J\.k. ` .K`.3. J\ dl` JK .$ J!.k.. FOR HER PLEASURE V..C `j`2 `:.! tQn `:.! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-13.txt #2699 KIKO WU (Mon, 2006 Nov 13) _ . - ' ' ' ' -. . ' _,._ ' . ,' ;' "; ', |' ',_ ,-' .| KIKO WU SURE DOES SEEM FOND | '. ' . | OF PUTTING THINGS UP HER BUTT | ' , . ' | | | ' - . _ . -| | | '. | | | | '. | | '. | | | ., | | . , | | | . ' | | . ' | WELL EVERYONE SHOULD DO WHAT | | . ' | THEY'RE GOOD AT I GUESS !. ' ' .' '.| ' , . ' , ' ,. ' ' - . , .- , . , . :F_P: , . ,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-23.txt #2556 CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE TUNGUSKA EVENT (Fri, 2006 Jun 23) ____... .-"--"""".__ `. | ` | ( `._....------.._.: o< TUNGUSKA WAS NO METEOR . ) ( g) ) ) / J I THINK WE KNOW WHO CAUSED IT ( |. / . ( $$ (. (_'. , )|` CLEARLY THE WORK OF ALIENS TRYING || |\`-....--'/ ' \ TO WARN US ABOUT THE WORLD EATER /||. \\ | | | / / \. //||(\ \`-===-' ' \o. .//7' |) `. -- / ( OObaaaad888b. (<<. / | .a888b`.__.'d\ OO888888888888a. OR THE HULK \ Y' | .8888888aaaa88POOOOOO888888888888888. \ \ | .888888888888888888888888888888888888b WHATEVER | | .d88888P88888888888888888888888b8888888. b.--d .d88888P8888888888888888a:f888888|888888b 88888b 888888|8888888888888888888888888\8888888 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-16.txt #2398 SO THIS IS ME (Mon, 2006 Jan 16) \ /\_ ___/\__ SO THIS IS ME HERE /~~~-|_ __|_,-~~-,|__ BARFING UP LAST NIGHT'S |@ \ | __|_-~ ~-|__ MEAL OF STRING CHEESE, / /\ \|/\_-~ ,-- \| CIGARETTES AND VODKA / /|| \ ~-- / / / \ TONICS THAT TURNED INTO |//|/ \_ ___/ / | __/ \ ON THE ROCKS THAT TURNED ___// ~//_,,,-----'~~~~~ / INTO LEAVE THE BOTTLE AND / o \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A $140 BILL ON MY AMEX ~//-/~ PLUS MY TIE IS GONE AND /~~/\ ~/ THE SUN IS UP AND I CAN'T ~~~~~~ FIND MY PIPE (HOW THE FUCK DID I MISPLACE THAT ANYWAY) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-26.txt #2620 SOCIAL NETWORKS (Sat, 2006 Aug 26) _________________________________________________________ ||-------------------------------------------------------|| ||.--. .-._ .----. || |||==|____| |H|___ .---.___|""""|_____.--.___ || ||| |====| | |xxx|_ |+++|=-=|_ _|-=+=-|==|---||| |||==| | | | | \ | | |_\/_|Black| | ^ ||| ||| | | | | |\ \ .--. | |=-=|_/\_|-=+=-| | ^ ||| ||| | | | | |_\ \_( oo )| | | |Magus| | ^ ||| |||==|====| |H|xxx| \ \ |''| |+++|=-=|""""|-=+=-|==|---||| ||`--^----'-^-^---' `-' "" '---^---^----^-----^--^---^|| ||-------------------------------------------------------|| ||-------------------------------------------------------|| || ___ .-.__.-----. .---.|| || |===| .---. __ .---| |XX|<(*)>|_|^^^||| || , /(| |_|III|__|''|__|:x:|=| | |=| Q ||| || _a'{ / (|===|+| |++| |==| | | |Illum| | R ||| || '/\\/ _(|===|-| | |''| |:x:|=| |inati| | Y ||| ||_____ -\{___(| |-| | | | | | | | | | Z ||| || _(____)|===|+|[I]|DK|''|==|:x:|=|XX|<(*)>|=|^^^||| || `---^-^---^--^--'--^---^-^--^-----^-^---^|| ||-------------------------------------------------------|| Qryz ||_______________________________________________________|| HERE'S MY IMPRESSION OF ALL SOCIAL NETWORKS LIKE FRIENDSTER AND ORKUT: I'M INTERESTING FOR TEN SECONDS, THEN BORING, THEN SLOW AND UNRESPONSIVE AS I CANNOT SCALE TO THE LOAD, AND FINALLY FLOODED WITH BRAZILIANS P.S. BRAZIL NUTS TASTE LIKE WET DIRT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-02.txt #2384 THIS ONE'S PURPLE (Mon, 2006 Jan 2) _-~~~~- PRIVATE WHAT DID YOU BRING ME - @ @ ' \ NO YOU IDIOT THIS ONE'S PURPLE |\ .. | \ ' `. '\___/` .`. THE MONSTER WE'RE HUNTING IS |\_ / `-____--// GREEN (OR GREY DEPENDING ON WHICH \ \/ .\\ \/ WITNESS STATEMENT YOU BELIEVE) \ .' \\ | `. \ /' | GET THIS BLOB OUT OF HERE I DON'T KNOW UH \ | .' _| /`-__-'/ JUST SHIP THE PURPLE DINOSAUR OFF TO | \ ) )__ CAMP X-RAY AND GET ME GENERAL ROSS ON \__/ |___/ THE HORN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-26.txt #2498 YAH MULE (Wed, 2006 Apr 26) m $m mm m FOR THE LAST TIME "$mmmmm m$" mmmmmmm$" """$m m$ m$"""""" GET OUT OF MY WAY mmmmmmm$$$$$$$$$"mmmm YOU INHUMAN QUEER mmm$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ m$$$$m " m " COCKSUCKERS I'VE GOT $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$"$$$ DUNG TO ROLL INTO mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm $$$$$$$$$$ BALLS $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$""" m "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$ " " THEN I'VE GOT TO DRIVE """""""$$$$$$$$$$$m """" THOSE BALLS TO MARKET mmmmmmmm" m$ "$mmmmm $$"""""" "$ """"""$$ THE SHIT MARKET m$" "m " " YAH MULE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-13.txt #2454 LIVEBLOGGING (Mon, 2006 Mar 13) /; / |'-,. / ' `"---,.__ / ' ,' , '"--,"| / ' , ,' ,"::| I'M LIVEBLOGGING ME READING THIS BOOK / ' ,' , ,"::::| / ' , ,' ,"::::::L I.E., I'M A USELESS SHITBAG / ' ,' ,' ,"::::::::L / ' , , ,":::::::::J k-,._ ,' _.":::::::::::J \. `"----'"".J::::::::::::| \. .-, .L:::::::::::| \. ( .J:::::::::::! \. `-- .L:::::::::/ \. .-. .|::::::::/ \. ( ) .J:::::::/ \. `-' .L:::::/ \. L .|::::/ \. !__ .J:::/ \. __ .L:/ \. L_) .|/ `-,__,-' kth File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-07.txt #2448 BABY CUP (Tue, 2006 Mar 7) . `:. MASTURBATING IN A CUP AND THEN TALKING `:. TO THE CUP LIKE IT'S A BABY .:' ,:: .:' ;:' :: ;:' : .:' `. :. _________________________ : _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ : ,---:".".".".".".".".".".".".": : ,'"`::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.::' `.`. `:-===-===-===-===-===-:' `.`-._: : OKAY SERIOUSLY AT WHAT POINT DOES `-.__`. ,' met. THIS CROSS THE LINE AND GET ,--------`"`-------------'--------. MUSLIMS RIOTING `"--.__ __.--"' `""-------------""' BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S JUST FUNNY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-06.txt #2447 BLONDE JOKE (Mon, 2006 Mar 6) ______ ( _____ ) SEE IT'S A **BLONDE JOKE** BUT IT'S NOT REALLY A / / - - \ \ BLONDE JOKE IT'S A **METAJOKE** THAT IMPLIES THAT | |-O-O-| | AS YOU KEEP FOLLOWING THE LINKS **YOU'RE** THE |( () )| ONE WHO'S BEING DUPED AND THEREFORE ARE THE ONE | \ \_/ / | WHO IS BLONDE !!!!!!!!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHA / --- \ (___) (___) I HAVE A DEGREE IN MEMETICS AND BEING USELESS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-12.txt #2453 KIANNA (Sun, 2006 Mar 12) .-. I'LL TELL YOU FOLKS (/^\) (\ /) THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS GOD'S UNIVERSE WORSE THAN DOWNLOADING .-'-. A MOVIE LABELLED "KIANNA DIOR" ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT WHEN /(_I_)\ YOU'RE ALL SET LOTION SMEARED LIGHTS TURNED DOWN AND \\) (// EVERYTHING THAT IT'S ACTUALLY KIANNA *BRADLEY* / \ \ | / IS THIS PATRICK STEWART OR TERA PATRICK ??!?!?!?!/ \|/ /|\ TRULY CAN ANYONE DISTINGUISH BETWEEN HOLLY BODY AND ROCKI ROADS \|/ jgs /Y\ BECAUSE THESE MORONS NAMING THESE FILES SURE FUCKING CAN'T AND IT'S PUTTING MY BONER TO A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-27.txt #2499 BREAKING NEWS (Thu, 2006 Apr 27) _____ .'/L|__`. BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!!!!!! / =[_]O|` \ IT'S OFFICIAL FOLKS |"+_____":| __:='|____`-:__ TRY AS YOU MIGHT YOU CAN'T ||[] ||====| []|| SODOMIZE A WATERMELON WITHOUT ||[] | |=| | []|| DRILLING SOME KIND OF HOLE FIRST |:||_|=|U| |_||:| |:|||]_=_ =[_||:| IT TURNS OUT LOTS OF OBJECTS | |||] [_][]C|| | PRESENT THE SAME PROBLEM | ||-'"""""`-|| | /|\\_\_|_|_/_//|\ SUCH AS LEMONS, GRAPEFRUITS AND PINEAPPLES |___| /|\ |___| WHO SAY NO AND BITE AND WON'T OPEN `---' |___| `---' THEIR LEGS AND ARE ALL GET AWAY AND `---' LIKE HELP HELP OH GOD HE'S GOT A KNIFE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-27.txt #2621 ON THE MARKET (Sun, 2006 Aug 27) ___ .-" "-. BEHOLD: THE HUMBLE DONUT .' . ; `. / : . ' : \ | ` .-. . ' | | : ( ) ; ` | | : `-' : | \ .` ; : / hjw `. . ' .' `-.___.-' THE MOST ADVANCED COPKILLER ON THE MARKET File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-03.txt #2385 WITH MY MIND (Tue, 2006 Jan 3) _"_ % (< ? ` " I CAN MOLEST WOMEN WITH MY MIND __||___ |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ ALSO MILK COMES OUT THEIR BOOBIES __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| WHICH IS GROSS ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-17.txt #2399 GRAVY (Tue, 2006 Jan 17) _____ .' `. | | I CALL IT GRAVY BUT IT ISN'T |.-----.| .'`.-.'`. `..' `..' ( (_) ) ___ - _.==='-._.-`===._ .===================. ======================= :=======================: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-22.txt #2555 GAY NUMBERS (Thu, 2006 Jun 22) .+------+ .' | .'| 4 8 15 16 23 42 +---+--+' | | | | | ONE OF THESE NUMBERS IS GAY | ,+--+---+ |.' | .' ALSO WHEN I DIVIDE SOME OF THEM BY EACH OTHER I GET +------+' WEIRD LEFTOVER NUMBERS (IS THAT BAD) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-12.txt #2698 VOCATION/AVOCATION (Sun, 2006 Nov 12) ____ /(( )) ( )6 6( ) SO DOES MARILYN MANSON LIKE TAKING IT (_) l (_) UP THE ASS OR IS IT JUST PART OF HIS JOB \ <> ) ____) (_____ ( \____/ ) ) ( )( ) ( / / \ / \ \ / / \ / \ \ \ \ )==( / / \ \ / \ / / '\\/ \//' '|\` '|\` \ / \ / ) ( jgs/akg / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ `-...., ,..-' `-..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-06.txt #2692 BOOTS (Mon, 2006 Nov 6) .LJL. J7LJLJL 7LJ LJL 7L|--.---LJL L7\--'--'7LJ :F_P: JL\ -- /J7L .--. JLJL`--' 7L--. __/ \ /JLJ | / \ . \ / . | \WW'\| |(, | , || | /\ \ /| `.\ _/_\ / / | /\ \ / \ \ | `--'./ / ./\ _.' `\ \/ /| | / \ / \\ / / | | / \ | \ |' | \ | __/__ _ L___....-------' | `| | | /|/ | | | |____| || / | \___ \ \-------------' `-----\ \ _'\ \-' \ \.-' \ I TITLE THIS ONE "F ME BOOTS" BECAUSE \ .-' | *F ME* I SURE WOULD LIKE TO FINALLY HAVE `\.-'| SEX WITH A WOMAN SOMETIME IN MY LIFE \-' \_ BEFORE I DIE AND SINCE ALL THE REAL ONES \-' /\ KEEP SAYING NO I'M PRETTY SURE AN ASCII | |\\ WOMAN CAN'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL SO HERE | | \/ I AM DRAWING ASCII ART WOMEN AND THEN / / \ BEATING OFF TO THEM AND THEN POSTING \/' ./ THEM FOR EVERYONE TO SEE \_/ JIZZ STAINS AND ALL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-10.txt #2696 BORAT (Fri, 2006 Nov 10) ___ __..--'' \ ___..--'' \ MAYBE IF I HEAR THE WORD ___..--'' \ "BORAT" MORE IT WILL MAKE __..--'' \ ME NOT HATE IT SO MUCH \ __..--\ \ __..--'' __..--\-._ \ __..--'' __..--'' '-._ \ __..--'' __..--'' \ _..--\__..--'' __..--'' | / \__..--'' __..__ .' | __..--'' ''--..__.' \ __..--'' .:` `:. \ \ _..--'' .:` `:. | `. _.-' `:. \ `-.___.-' .-=-. | / .-=. / .--.\ .-=-. / / / /.-. \ | /####\| / .--.\ | | | | | \ \ \####// | /####\| / \/ / \ | `-.__.` \ \####// |/ / \ \ `--._...--. \| / `. \ \| / | \| | \ `-._ / `. `-.._ / `. _.:` `. __..--'' NOPE DIDN'T WORK \ / LGB | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-04.txt #2690 CHIEF OF WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2006 Nov 4) . / \ _\ /_ . . (,'v`.) . . \) ( ) ,' `. ( ) (/ \`. / `-' `-' \ ,'/ : ' _______ ' : CHECK ME OUT !!!!! I WAS JUST | _,-' ,-. `-._ | ELECTED KING OF ALL WIKIPEDIA |,' ( )__`-'__( ) `.| (|,-,'-._ _.-`.-.|) / /<( o)> <( o)>\ \ : : | | : : EXCEPT NOT AT ALL BECAUSE THERE | | ; : | | ARE NO FORMAL PROCESSES OF ANY | | (.-.) | | KIND WITH ANY ACCOUNTABILITY | | ,' ___ `. | | AT ALL SO WE JUST MAKE SHIT UP ; |)/ ,'---'. \(| : _,-/ |/\( )/\| \-._ _..--'.-( | `-'''-' | )-.`--.._ `. ;`._________,': ,' ,' `/ \'`. `------.------' SSt ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-19.txt #2613 FARTING (Sat, 2006 Aug 19) , __ _.-"` `'-. I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS /||\'._ __{}_( THE FASCISTS THAT OPERATE THIS POLICE STATE |||| |'--.__\ WE CURRENTLY LIVE IN CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME | L.( ^_\^ \ .-' | _ | | | )\___/ | \-'`:._] FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES jgs \__/; '-. ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-20.txt #2553 MY SUPERPOWER (Tue, 2006 Jun 20) |_ _____|~ |____ ( -- ~~~~--_, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'` dr MY SUPERPOWER IS BONER LOCATION IT'S JUST LIKE ECHO LOCATION WITH SONAR BUT OPERATES UNDER A DIFFERENT PRINCIPLE EXCEPT NOT REALLY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-29.txt #2411 A CHRISTIAN DILEMMA (Sun, 2006 Jan 29) _ ' ` ,`-' __ ( ,-" "---, _ ,' `--"| ,' ,-" ' )--' / | / //",-",-._,'."-- . _ `/ .--="_.' / `. ; /`""" `-' ` \( , ` ``-\ ' ," ( ,' ,' `.._ __,-"\-, ' `-.-._,._,'__... `,-. ,' . __ \ ,-. \-: \ , __ _/-" \,--""\ \_\ \_\_/ , ,-" / ' _.--\_..." \ , { _,-" -" | ` ` `-" __..`-. \ \ ,-" __..-"" . `-._ "" __,--" __...' \ _,--" __..--"" / : _..-"" __.,-'" _.-' ,-"" _.,-"" ,' ; _.-"" ,' | _.-" ," WHAT DID JESUS EVER DO FOR ME `'..._ / ` _ / EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S SANTA WHO `.___...-; `"-./ BRINGS THE PRESENTS | ' | ' | ' | I__ ,= .-._| |_|`.__.' KaK `--" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-01.txt #2383 YUSUF ISLAM (Sun, 2006 Jan 1) _____ j_____j YOU KNOW IF I CONVERTED TO ISLAM I'D BE SURE TO GIVE /_____/_\ MYSELF A NAME THAT ACTUALLY CONTAINED THE WORD "ISLAM" |_(~)_| | | )"( | | BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT MORON WITH NO ORIGINALITY |(@_@)| | OR CLEVERNESS AT ALL hnjw |_____|,' YES I'M TALKING TO YOU "CAT STEVENS" AND THAT WASN'T EVEN YOUR REAL NAME EITHER FAGMONSTER BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M CAT STEVENS 9/11 WAS A JEWISH CONSPIRACY AND THE HOLOCAUST DIDN'T HAPPEN DOOT DEE DOO SINGING GAY SONGS AND HEILING HITLER NEXT UP: YOUR NAME BEING FEATURED ON THE BACK OF A MILK CARTON File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-08.txt #2541 GAYDAR (Thu, 2006 Jun 8) (( \\``. \_`.``-. ( `.`.` `._ `._`-. `._ \`--. ,' `. `--._ `. .`. `--.--- `. ` `. `.-- `; .`._ :- : ;. `.__,.,__ __ `\ : ,-( ';o`>. MY GAYDAR IS ON THE FRITZ `-.`: ,' `._ .: (,-`, \ ; ;. ,: ,"`-._>-: ;,' `---.,---. `>'" "-` ,' "":::::".. `-. `;"'_, (\`\ _ `:::::::::::'" `---. -hrr- `-(_,' -'),)\`. _ .::::"' `----._,-"") \_,': `.-' `-----' `--;-. `. ``.`--.____/ `-^--' \(-. `.``-.`-=:-.__) ` `.`.`._`.-._`--.) `-^---^--.`--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-25.txt #2619 BLOODSTAINS (Fri, 2006 Aug 25) emmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ I MET A GIRL TODAY !!!!!!! """"""|_____ ) """""""""--------""" SO Elijah UH LIKE WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO CLEAN OUT BLOODSTAINS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-31.txt #2625 STICK TO 4X GAMES (Thu, 2006 Aug 31) ___ (___)_ ,\ ( '} '(``, /, \/^\, '/' .\ ( \ 6 \ \ '/ \ \ \ __|\ '/ \ ,/ \, /=\ \/(\'/ //-\,') _----_( /\ \''\___// `` / |( \ |0 / //| ( |`\ \| \ / SID MEIER'S SPORT SHITTING '/'| |=/ /) \ / ' \ ) \\/'/ \/ \ / `='( \ | /-___::--\ // \ | /| |||| \ ||>| ||>| O >||| >||| |||| |||| || = || = = = RS o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-15.txt #2397 AND THE LORD SAID (Sun, 2006 Jan 15) /|\ /|\ / | \ / | \ /__|__/ \__|__\ AND THE LORD SAID "MAKE ME CHOKE ON |\ | | | | /| IT BECAUSE IT IS BIG AND WILL BLOCK | \ |----|--| / | MY ESOPHAGUS" AND I SAID UNTO THE LORD | /\-\---|---/\ | (I SAYS) "CHECK IT OUT I'M HARD" AND |/_____|\|_____\| AT THAT POINT HE BROKE DOWN WITH "OKAY \ | \ / | / BUT MAKE IT QUICK" AND IT WAS RAD \ | / \ | / \|/ \|/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-25.txt #2497 THAT OLD ONE (Tue, 2006 Apr 25) _______ / /, / // WAITER THERE'S A FLY IN MY MANGA /______// JR (______(/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-04.txt #2445 BAHA'I (Sat, 2006 Mar 4) . . :"-. .-"; |:`.`.__..__.'.';| I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS WHEN I REPORT || :-" "-; || MY RELIGION AS "BAHA'I" :; :; / .==. .==. \ BECAUSE I, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AM : _.--._ ; A TOTAL FUCKING MORON ; .--.' `--' `.--. : : __;` ':__ ; ; ' '-._:;_.-' ' : '. `--' .' ."-._ _.-". .' ""------"" `. /`- -'\ /`- -'\ :`- .' `. -'; ; / \ : : : ; ; ; ; : : ':_:.' '.;_;' :_ _; ; "-._ -" :`-. _.._ :_ () _; "--::__. `. \"- -"/`._ : .-"-. -"-. ""--..____.' / .__ __. \ : / , / "" \ . \ ; bug "-:___..--" "--..___;-" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-10.txt #2451 A PLEA FOR MERCY -- OH RIGHT (Fri, 2006 Mar 10) ,==. |~~~ / 66\ | \c -_) |~~~ WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LEAVE `) ( | MICHAEL JACKSON ALONE ?!?!?! / \ |~~~ / \ \ | OH RIGHT BECAUSE HE'S LOOSE (( /\ \_ |~~~ ON THE STREET RAPING CHILDREN \\ \ `--`| / / / |~~~ jgs___ (_(___)_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-19.txt #2491 RETARDED AMERICA (Wed, 2006 Apr 19) _.-+. I HAVE A SPECIAL FETISH WHEREIN I ONLY DESIRE _.-"" '. ORANGE-COLORED CUBES WITH DIMENSIONS GREATER +:"" '. THAN 10 CM AND LESS THAN 100 CM J \ '. L \ _.-+ I KNOW IT'S A WEIRD ONE BUT IT'S TOTALLY MY | '. _.-" | PREFERENCE AND THE FACT THAT I'VE NEVER J \ _.-" L ENCOUNTERED ONE NOR HAVE I EVER ACTUALLY L +" J EXPERIENCED INTERCOURSE WITH ONE IS NO EXCUSE + | | FOR DENYING ME MY SPECIAL PRIVILEGE BECAUSE \ | .+ I WAS BORN THIS WAY AND THIS IS HOW THINGS WORK \ | .-' IN RETARDED AMERICA \ | .-' \| .-' +' hs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-11.txt #2452 CHRIS "JESUS" FERGUSON (Sat, 2006 Mar 11) .------. .------. |A . | WHENEVER CHRIS "JESUS" FERGUSON IS |A_ _ | .------; / \ | GIVING HIS SERIOUS "I'M DEEP" LOOK |( \/ )|-----. _ |(_,_) | ALL I CAN THINK IS HOOOOOOMOOOOOO | \ / | /\ |( ) | I A| | \/ A|/ \ |_x_) |------' `-----+'\ / | Y A| | \/ A|-----' hjw `------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-18.txt #2490 CHOCOLATE CITY (Tue, 2006 Apr 18) ___ / ,_\ _____ WELCOME TO CHOCOLATE CITY / _)/ /o \ | \ /_ ` \_________ POPULATION: STUPID | \____ >__,_ \ | | )) )__, | \,___________ // / \ |_ )__//__/ \ __). ________/o / \____/ /` \ QUESTION: I GOT FIVE DAYS' / \_______ _// WARNING ABOUT THE HURRICANE _/ \ \ \____ __,--. FROM THE GOVERNMENT SO WHY / / \ \_), \ DIDN'T GOD SAVE ME ?????? \_____/ \_________/ \\ \ ______/_/ (___/ ANSWER: OH RIGHT IT'S / o\ BECAUSE GOD SENT THE '-----^--' b'ger HURRICANE TO KILL ME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-05.txt #2446 LINDSAY WAGNER (Sun, 2006 Mar 5) ___ ,-""___""-. WHY DOES THE BIONIC WOMAN NEED A SPECIAL .;""'| |`"":. BED TO FALL ASLEEP || | | | | || ||_|_|_|_|_|| // /| CAN'T SHE JUST DO IT THE USUAL WOMANLY WAY /__ //| (20 MG VALIUM AND A HALF BOTTLE OF WINE) ,-""___""-. //|| .;""'| |`"":. // ||/| | | | || // ||_|_|_|_|_||// ||_________||/ || || '' ctr '' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-24.txt #2496 WWU93D (Mon, 2006 Apr 24) _,,--,,_ /` .`\ / ' _.-' \ | `'_{}_ | | /` `\ | \/ == == \/ /| (.)(.) |\ \| __)_ |/ |\/____\/| | ` ~~ ` | \ / jgs `.____.` WHAT WOULD UNITED 93 DO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-30.txt #2502 SHORT PANTS (Sun, 2006 Apr 30) (\-/) JUST BECAUSE THEY WEAR SHORT PANTS DOESN'T (:O O:) AUTOMATICALLY MAKE THEM GAY FAGS \ /o\ | |\o \ CASE IN POINT: THE MAILMAN IS NOT A FAG AND (:) \ o\ RAIN SLEET NOR SNOW HE WON'T TAKE KINDLY \o \--_ TO BEING FONDLED AT GUNPOINT ( o O ( O I KNOW IT'S A FEDERAL OFFENSE BUT STILL MMMMM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-30.txt #2624 DEFINITELY BAD KITTY (Wed, 2006 Aug 30) |`._.-----._.'| SURPRISE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |' .-. .-. '| /) | = , = | (( I TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR CHEST \ ._. / )) WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING `--.___.--' // :-@-'-------.'/ | ) || / | | l42 || |'------| | || | _/ | | (_|__) (__/|__) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-14.txt #2396 THE FREAKY YELLOW SUBMARINE LOOKING CREATURE (Sat, 2006 Jan 14) _.-/' ARE YOU SURE HIV/AIDS DIDN'T FOLLOW US HERE SAID THE .' / FREAKY YELLOW SUBMARINE LOOKING CREATURE AS HE FUMBLED / / WITH THE CONDOM | / /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ .---. | \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \_.-' _ `. | _ ` / _\ | * ) / _`| | / * )| | / \ _ | \____________/o\ | .vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv J ( \ vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv `-. .------------------' `-----------------------------------------' | | | | | | | | | | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-24.txt #2618 MYTHBUSTERS CRITIQUE (Thu, 2006 Aug 24) /|\ [] |"""""""""""--__ /| |\ COULD SOMEONE POLITELY / | \ || |____________--"" ( |__| ) POINT OUT TO THOSE | ( ) | || | | \ / MYTHBUSTERS GUYS THAT | .-. | || | | |12| THEY KEEP CONFUSING ]( 0 )[ || | | | | MASS, WEIGHT, FORCE, / `-' \ || | | | | PRESSURE, MOMENTUM, / /' `\ \ || | | | | KINETIC ENERGY, AND | | | | |%%| | | | | CREAMY HOLLANDAISE | | | | ,'`, | | | | SAUCE | | | | |||| | | |14| | | | | |||| | | / __ \ A DELICIOUS SAUCE pb \ \ / / |||| | | ( | | ) THAT DOESN'T BUST `-' `-' `--' `-' \| |/ ANY MYTHS AT ALL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-09.txt #2542 INFORMATION IS AN ENTITY WHICH HAS WANTS AND DESIRES (Fri, 2006 Jun 9) .^._.^. | . . | INFORMATION WANTS TO BE *FREE* ( --- ) .' '. |/ \| \ /-\ / AND ALSO A REALLY GOOD ICED MOCHA V V File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-21.txt #2554 CESIUM (Wed, 2006 Jun 21) .: I SPELL IT "CAESIUM" BECAUSE I'M A FAGGOT / ) ( ( ALSO THAT WHOLE "ALUMINIUM" THING \ ) o ._(/_. o |___%| ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ | %| | | ._____|_|__|_|__|_|__|_|_____. | %| | | |__________________________|%| | %| |o| | | |%| | | | | |~| | | .|_%|. .' '. | | |%| | | |~| |#| | | | ()%| / o \ | | :%: :~: : : :#: | | .__|___%|__. :____o__: ._|_|_." " " "._|_|_. | ___%|_ '._____.' |___|%| |___|%| |_____(____ ) ( ( \ '._____.- grp '._______.- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-28.txt #2410 WRITE AN RFC (Sat, 2006 Jan 28) ) (.) .|. PLZ SOMEONE WRITE AN RFC TO STOP l7J APPS FROM STEALING MY FOCUS | | _.--| |--._ .-'; ;`-'& ; `&. & & ; & ; ; \ \ ; & &_/ F"""---...---"""J | | | | | | | | | J | | | | | | | F `---.|.|.|.---' Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-18.txt #2612 HONESTY AT LAST (Fri, 2006 Aug 18) .,,,. ... .,,,. ((o o)) (`@ @`) ((6 6)) ___\ - /___ ___\ o /___ ___\ v /___ ($_ & _$) ($_ % _$) ($_ & _$) | % | | & | | % | | & | | % | | & | / % \ / & \ / % \ _/ / \ \_ _/ / \ \_ _/ / \ \_ ($__/ \__$) ($__/ \__$) ($__/ \__$) ldb I HOPE YOU REALIZE THIS IS HURTING YOU MORE THAN IT HURTS ME (HONESTY AT LAST) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-05.txt #2691 THE BLOGOSPHERE (Sun, 2006 Nov 5) ALL ABOUT THE BLOGOSPHERE (\ \_O _____\/)_____ ~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ dt/ejm ~~~~ ~~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~ HEY YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET NERDS MAKE UP TERMS ?!?!?!?!?!? THAT'S RIGHT, YOU GET SHITTY TERMS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-11.txt #2697 JESUS WEPT (Sat, 2006 Nov 11) . : : : . .:`. ! ,':. .. _ ,-'-. _ .. JESUS WEPT : ; _,_ ; : ,':_(._.)_:`. /|( - )|\ SORRY THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE "WIPED" / ////\\\ \ / /(\\///)\ \ \"""""""""""/ \ / `-. .-' ,\``,`/ \ ,',,/ ''`\`'---^---`'`\,`hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-20.txt #2706 WII (Mon, 2006 Nov 20) o o / \ / \ / \ / ______________ |.------------.| LOOK, I CAN STICK THE WII CONTROLLER UP MY || || ASS AND SWING THE SWORD WITH MY BUTT || || || || WHISH WHISH || || ||____________||_ ISN'T THAT NEAT |OO ....... OO | `-. '------_.-._---' _.' _____|| ||___/_ / _.-|| N ||-._ \ .-._ / -'_.---------._'- \ ,'___i--i___ /_.-'_ NINTENDO _'-._\ ' /_+ o :::_\ |`-i /m\/m\|\|/=,/m\i-'| | || \ O / || akg | |_\_/\_/___\_/'./| | | \/ \ / \/ `-' '-.`-' , V File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-08.txt #2694 GATE-GATE (Wed, 2006 Nov 8) _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; FOLKS I CAN'T REALLY IMAGINE ANY NEW HISTORY EVER BEING CREATED SO I HAVE TO ANALYZE EVERY NEW EVENT THAT HAPPENS IN TERMS OF PAST CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS THAT IS WHY I DUTIFULLY SUFFIX EVERY SCANDAL, NO MATTER HOW TRIVIAL, WITH -GATE IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE POSITIVELY NO IMAGINATION OR CLEVERNESS BAFTAGATE BANANAGATE BILLYGATE BINGOGATE BLOBBYGATE BLUEGATE BUTTONGATE CAMILLAGATE CASINOGATE CHERIEGATE CHINAGATE CHOCOGATE CLARKEGATE CLOSETGATE COINGATE CONTRAGATE COOKIEGATE CORNGATE DIANAGATE FETTESGATE FILEGATE HOOKERGATE IRANGATE IRAQGATE KATRINAGATE KREMLINGATE LANCEGATE LEAKGATE LEIJONGATE MEMOGATE MITCHELLGATE MONICAGATE MULDERGATE NIPPLEGATE PAINTERGATE PIZZAGATE PLAMEGATE RATHERGATE REUTERSGATE SAUSAGEGATE SHAWINIGATE SIRENGATE SQUIDGYGATE STINGRAYGATE STORMONTGATE STRIPPERGATE TAXIGATE TEMPLEGATE TOALLAGATE TRAVELGATE TROOPERGATE TUNAGATE VODAFONEGATE VOLTERGATE WHEATGATE WHITEWATERGATE WINEGATE CAN WE AT LEAST HAVE A SUFFIX-GATE OR HOW ABOUT A GATE-GATE SO YOU FAGGOTS CAN GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-01.txt #2595 DEAR EUROPE (Tue, 2006 Aug 1) ____... .-"--"""".__ `. | ` | DEAR EUROPE ( `._....------.._.: . ) ( g) CAPRI PANTS ARE NOT FOR MEN ) ) / J ( |. / . ( SIGNED, $$ (. (_'. , )|` EAT SHIT || |\`-....--'/ ' \ /||. \\ | | | / / \. //||(\ \`-===-' ' \o. .//7' |) `. -- / ( OObaaaad888b. (<<. / | .a888b`.__.'d\ OO888888888888a. \ Y' | .8888888aaaa88POOOOOO888888888888888. \ \ | .888888888888888888888888888888888888b | | .d88888P88888888888888888888888b8888888. b.--d .d88888P8888888888888888a:f888888|888888b 88888b 888888|8888888888888888888888888\8888888 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-25.txt #2407 BEST PART ABOUT DRINKING (Wed, 2006 Jan 25) ______ .==<_\),__) ,o(_/) /| ///// /___/ | //// ___/ DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART // \ ABOUT DRINKING IS ?!?!?!?! / /-' / , / YEAH PRETTY MUCH THE DRINKING ( | | \ \ | WAIT WHO TOLD YOU ) | | / / \ / ( / | / \/ (/ S-v File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-31.txt #2413 NOT LIKE NEVERLAND RANCH (Tue, 2006 Jan 31) /\ /\ | | PRISON WILL NOT BE LIKE NEVERLAND RANCH | | /----\ /----\ [______] OR WILL IT [______] | | _____ _____ | | |[] | [ ] [ ] | []| | | [_______][ ][ ][ ][][ ][ ][ ][_______] | | | [ ][ ][ ]| | ,----------------, | |[ ][ ][ ] | | | |/' ____..____ '\| | | \ [] | | /' || '\ | | [] / | [] | | |o || o| | | [] | | | _ | | _||_ | | _ | | | [] | (_) | | (_||_) | | (_) | [] | | | | | (||) | | | | | | | | || | | | | /'' | | |o || o| | | ''\ [_____________[_______]--'------''------'--[_______]_____________] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-15.txt #2609 PSEUDOINTELLECTUALISM (Tue, 2006 Aug 15) __ .' `'. MY IDEA OF INTELLECTUALISM IS DISAGREEING WITH / _ | ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING ANY AUTHORITY FIGURE SAYS #_/.\==/.\ TO ME REGARDLESS OF ITS OWN MERITS OR MY ANALYSIS (, \_/ \\_/ | -' | SOMEHOW I'M HAVING DIFFICULTY REALIZING THAT THIS \ '= / CARRIES PRECISELY THE SAME AMOUNT OF USEFUL /`-.__.' INFORMATIONAL CONTENT AS AGREEING WITH EVERYTHING .-'`-.___|__ ANY AUTHORITY FIGURE SAYS TO ME REGARDLESS OF ITS jgs / \ `. OWN MERITS OR MY ANALYSIS NAMELY: FUCKING NONE AT ALL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-10.txt #2543 PORN OR NO PORN (Sat, 2006 Jun 10) , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ PORN OR NO PORN ?!??!?!?!?! / (((\\)\ \ \ \\-_/ / / \ i i / (_)=(_) ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ NO PORN ?!?!?!? FUCK OFF / / \ \ hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-19.txt #2401 HURRICANE THREAT (Thu, 2006 Jan 19) ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' ` THERE IS NO HURRICANE THREAT THERE IS NO HURRICANE THREAT YES THERE HAVE BEEN HORRIFIC ACTS OF HURRICANES AND YES THERE WILL BE ACTS OF HURRICANES AGAIN BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT THERE IS SOME MASSIVE HURRICANE THREAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-04.txt #2537 BLOG STOCKS (Sun, 2006 Jun 4) __ (`/\ `=\/\ __...--~~~~~-._ _.-~~~~~--...__ `=\/\ \ / \\ WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY STOCK `=\/ V \\ IN MY BLOG //_\___--~~~~~~-._ | _.-~~~~~~--...__\\ // ) (..----~~~~._\ | /_.~~~~----.....__\\ PROVING THAT YOU'RE EVEN ===( INK )==========\\|//==================== DUMBER THAN I AM __ejm\___/________dwb`---`____________________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-29.txt #2623 CRIMSON TIDE (Tue, 2006 Aug 29) THIS IS THE CAPTAIN SET CONDITION 1SQ FOR STRATEGIC MISSILE LAUNCH SPIN UP MISSILES ONE THROUGH FIVE AND TWENTY THROUGH TWENTY-FOUR THE RELEASE OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED |`-:_ ,----....____ | `+. THIS IS NOT A DRILL ( ````----....|___ | \ _ ````----....____ \ _) ```---.._ \ \ )`.\ )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. -' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' ` -shimrod File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-20.txt #2461 SAUCY (Mon, 2006 Mar 20) .------. .------. I'M CONCERNED YOU DON'T BELIEVE .' //`. .' `. MY BALLS ARE SAUCY ENOUGH / // \ / \ | // : | ......::::: : // | :::::'''''' BECAUSE FUCK YOU PAL THEY'RE WAY SAUCY \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' `"----"' `"----"' AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-29.txt #2501 THE PERFECT WOMAN (Sat, 2006 Apr 29) %%% ===== &%&%%%& %& < <% &\__/ \ |____ .', , () / -. _)| I HAVE NO ARMS |_(_. | I AM COLD TO THE TOUCH '-'\ ) | I DON'T TALK mrf ) | I CAN'T RUN AWAY / . ). / _. | GAZE UPON ME /'---':.-'| FOR I AM THE PERFECT WOMAN (__.' / / \ ( / / \ / _ | \ | '| | . \ | |( | | \ \ | \ )\ | __)/ / \ --"--(_.Ooo'---- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-15.txt #2487 APRIL FOOL'S ON WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2006 Apr 15) WE'RE CATALOGUING ALL THE INTERNET-RELATED APRIL FOOL'S PRANKS THIS YEAR ON WIKIPEDIA BECAUSE WE'RE TOTALLY NERDS WHO NEED TO DIE _ \ I MOLEST CHILDREN |_| \ __ / | #..# \OO | .)(. ||. ________ || _____ dd _________/ ------------------------------' jg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-01.txt #2473 BIOZEMINADES (Sat, 2006 Apr 1) __ _.--..--._ _ .-' _/ _/\_ \_'-. |__ / _/\__/\_ \__| IS THAT A BIOZEMINADE |___/\_\__/ \___| \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ ____\__/___ . - ' ' -. / \ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~!~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~pjb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-08.txt #2449 DVDA (Wed, 2006 Mar 8) , (&) , ; YOU'D THINK THEY COULD HAVE DONE THEIR |\|_, GOOGLE RESEARCH AND CHOSEN A BETTER NAME | |; FOR THIS NEW STANDARD THAN DVD-A ,|' | / |__|` / (____)/ { } |\ | ', | \|:; | | ' / \ \ / \ \ /`'-----'\ (`'-------') \ / \ / `,___'lds File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-09.txt #2450 STEWIE GRIFFIN (Thu, 2006 Mar 9) .'''*(7????(C?!!,''. '!(7(!,,!?,,,,!!,,!!C!!, THAT STEWIE GRIFFIN IS MY FAVORITE '!(?,,,?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(,,!7!' CHARACTER ON FAMILY GUY PROVES !?((,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,*C?? I'M NOT A HOMOPHOBE !!!!!! ?=*,,,,,?!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,=* .?((,,,,*?((=C=!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,**,((* I'D JUST PREFER TO SEE THEM .*=!,,,,,?!. *(*,,,,,,,,,,,,*(=77(!,,?* IN A LITTLE BOX IN MY LIVING ==?,,,,,,( ? .=,,,,,,,,,,,*(*'''!?,,,C. ROOM WHICH I CAN TURN OFF ===,,,,,,( .,.. .7,,,,,,!?,,,= ', '(,,?? RATHER THAN IN REAL LIFE '(*,,,,(C=?!!?7C*,,,,,,*7,,*=,,,,, =,,,(=, '??,,,,!?(?((!*,,,,,,,*=,,,7(!!*!?=!,,(7=, ,?!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?33*,,,?(???(**??. '!?**,,,,,,,,,,,,,**,,,,,,,*,*?!' .*=7(?*,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!(!!. ,!!*'????!****?73C?!**!??***!?(((!((?!''.'. C=**!(=,,,,,,,,=A5????=A5???!*,,,,,,,*=7!*!? *(((*,,=!,,,,***C35!***(55=,,,,,,,,,,,(??*,77. =*C7!,,==??CJ3%$$=A$$$$A=33????????((?C,*?=7?( '=?C!(*. 'AA%%%%%%%%%%%%A3 .!?*7=(7' .',,. 7%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% '*!*'. .A%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ?A%%%%%%%AA55A%%%A' C%%%%%%%%#A%%%%%%%7 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-14.txt #2486 TEAPOT (Fri, 2006 Apr 14) ( _ ) ) _,(_)._ (( I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT ___,(_______). ) ,'__. / \ /\_ THIS IS MY (CENSORED) AND THIS IS MY CUNT /,' / |""| \ / / | | | |__| |,' / \`.| / `. : : / `. :.,' Stef `-.________,-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-21.txt #2462 SUDOKU (Tue, 2006 Mar 21) __________________________________________________________________ / ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ \ / | | [____] [____] [____] [____] [____] [____] ____ \ / | | | | \ / |____| ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ | | \ / [____] [____] [____] [____] [____] [____] |____| \ /_________________________________________________________________\ DP IS SUDOKU LIKE CRACK TO NERDS OR WHAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-28.txt #2500 CONSPIRACY DUCK: CHICAGO PORT FIRE (Fri, 2006 Apr 28) _____________ o< THE CHICAGO PORT FIRE WAS CAUSED BY THE HULK, SENT BACK ...____ _.-----.._ IN TIME BY THE ILLUMINATI -' . ``:--. .'. ' ' \, ....______a:f / . ` . (* \ : . `. : ,) .::../ k ) ..aaa8Y88aP/ =) (( \:: `- \-/ \- ) ' .__\ \ / ___/ /`' ( '---) _/ \ \ `\ `-; \ \ ` . --' \ \ ` / \ / |\ bni File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-07.txt #2540 KAMI (Wed, 2006 Jun 7) | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _____________|____________|_______________ | | | | | | | | | | | | _____________|____________|_______________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | KAMI THE AIDS MUPPET TO BLOCK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-13.txt #2546 CLOSE TO CRYING (Tue, 2006 Jun 13) `;.`;'. `;);.(~;(`; URINE RUNNING DOWN MY FACE `(;);;;;;);(::` IS AS CLOSE AS I EVER GET TO CRYING ;)(; ; ;;~;;;(; `(`;;~- -~(;~;)`) ;(`;) ' ;);;; ; `;);;(;`\ ^_/(;)~;;); (;);.;) ':);( ..(; `'((;); )(.');`: ;.' );("'(""/; ;`.) | | / / \ \;);: | |/ /WwW\ \;`' \ /) .X.\ \ \_/ .X. \_/ TS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-23.txt #2464 MARC WALLICE (Thu, 2006 Mar 23) _\|/_ /--\ |[]| IF MARC WALLICE WAS THE ZERO PATIENT DOES _] \/ [_ THAT MEAN I'M THE NEGATIVE ONE PATIENT /_ `==' _\ \\| |// l\ __/j `|-'##| |#||#| |#||#| _|#||#|_ `==" "==` as File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-02.txt #2474 PROPHYLACTICALLY (Sun, 2006 Apr 2) _______ VK ___/_____ _)____ BEATING OFF .-'-' ____)______) | .-' ______)__) (PROPHYLACTICALLY) | --- _______)) | `-. _______)) `---.___________) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-16.txt #2488 CASSINI-HUYGENS (Sun, 2006 Apr 16) ___ ,-`. .-~~ ~~-.,-~ _~ WHY COULDN'T CASSINI JUST WRESTLE WITH SATURN #` `._- WHILE HUYGENS KICKED TITAN'S ASS AND THEN .` _-~. THEY'D BOTH TAKE THEIR LUNCH MONEY AND RUN rwb | _- | BEFORE EITHER OF THEM CAUGHT ON ` _-~ ' . _-~`. _-~ .' ,-' _,-~`-__ __-' ,.-~` . ~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-17.txt #2489 ALL GOOD MUSLIMS (Mon, 2006 Apr 17) SO IF ALL GOOD MUSLIMS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL NON-MUSLIMS THEN WHICH ONE ARE WE AND WHO'S THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO TURN THEIR DESERTS INTO GLASS AND THEN PAVE THEM OVER AND BUILD WALMARTS, BURGER KINGS, AND PORN SHOPS _.,-*~'^'~*-,._ ( _.,-*~'^'~*-,._ | '*-,._ _.,-*' '-,._ | '*-,.__.,-*' '*-,.__.,-*, | | `'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-03.txt #2475 TOWEL OR WETNAP (Mon, 2006 Apr 3) ______ [===| |====] | || | || COULD SOMEONE GET NADIACL004.JPG A TOWEL (OR WETNAP) ejm97 |=====|| |=====|| '"""""'| | | '"""""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-22.txt #2463 JACK BAUER (Wed, 2006 Mar 22) itz -_ `-;-_ ,--.__ `-;-/. ,/\-`. EVEN JACK BAUER USES A TREO _//"\\ l'/Y=| /'-? \\ `;\-| ,' ;/ \\ \|; ./' ;' \\ \( ,-" _;' \\ ` ,-'_;-" \ "' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-12.txt #2545 I LIKE PORN (Mon, 2006 Jun 12) .-. (/^\) MMMMMM MIDGETS AND HOOKER HALVES (\ /) .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-06.txt #2539 EVERYBODY BREAKS (Tue, 2006 Jun 6) EVERYBODY BREAKS _[TT]_j__,( j"n,. __i_[TT]_ (_)oooo(_)' ,m^.Y.v )"(_)oooo(_) KB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-27.txt #2409 SPANKY THE DRAGON (Fri, 2006 Jan 27) /\ /\ /\ I COME ON AFTER SPIGOT THE BEAR /\/\ /\ / |||..^ ^^o ------__\ /---\ /--~ | | || --* -* File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-03.txt #2597 GANG BANG PORN (Thu, 2006 Aug 3) ,: ,' | / : --' / \/ />/ / U<__ _\/_ I.E., I'M RETARDED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-23.txt #2405 SEX SCENES (Mon, 2006 Jan 23) THERE ARE NO GOOD SEX SCENES IN "THE PASSION" _ xxxx _ /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ `-._`'`_/'`.-' `\ /` | / /-.( \_._\ \ \`; > |/ / // |// jgs \(\ BUT THAT SURE DIDN'T KEEP ME FROM GETTING OFF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-07.txt #2479 COCCYX (Fri, 2006 Apr 7) __ ___ (_ ) / _) ,\_' '_; .-.-. _, .-.-. IF I COULD BE ANY BONE IN THE HUMAN /| _\ \ \ / /_ |\ BODY WHY OBVIOUSLY I'D BE THE COCCYX ` \/\_| '--,. ' |/\_/ ' | _ ;_ ;_ | ,.\\/_) < /.)`, \ | `-/ \ | |/ o o o | | \ | | \\_ n4b1s ,-_-_ _' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-13.txt #2485 B2B (Thu, 2006 Apr 13) _________________ /_________________\ |====#=#=#=#=#====| _________________________________________| | / |_____________ | /________________________________________________________\ | | [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] | | :==============================================================:| | [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || |--------------------------------------------------------------|| | [+] [+]:[+]:[+]:[+]:[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || | ::::::::::::: || | [+] [+]:[+]:[+]:[+]:[+] [+] ( ) [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || | :::::::::::( ) ( ) || ()[+] ()]:[():[():[( ) ) [( | )+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || ( ) ( ):( ))( )( )( | ) ) ( ) () ( ) ( ))| ( )( ))( )( ( ) ( ) ) | ( )( )( )( )[+] [+]( ( )) ( )) ( )( ( )( )( ( ) ( | ) )( ) )( ) )---:::::( ) ) ============================= | ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ::::::( ) -----------------------------===================================== - _ -- __ - --__ _ - _ _ - ------------------------------------- _ -- _ -- --_ -- _ - __ | -- __ -- - _ -- --- _ __ -- - -- _ --- __ - _-- | --_ - __ -- ___ -- _ - __ - - _ _ _ -- __ -- - - _ - | - _ - _ -- _ --- _ -- _ --- bni TURNS OUT THIS B2B PROPOSAL WAS JUST A2M File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-26.txt #2467 I WOULD LIKE YOUR BLOG BETTER (Sun, 2006 Mar 26) X // \\ / \X I // // WOULD // / LIKE // // YOUR / // BLOG // / BETTER // // IF +------------+ YOU ||************| | SHOWED ||\X********// || YOUR | \\\-----// // | TITS | \-------/ | (CHORUS) | | | | | | +---+---------------+----+ +------------------------+ +------------------------+ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-27.txt #2468 QUEBEC (Mon, 2006 Mar 27) _ (_) |______________________________________ |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| QUEBEC IS LIKE |&&&&&&& .\^/. &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& . |&&&| . &&&&&&&| THE CANADA |&&&&&&& |\|&&&|/| &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& .--'&&&&&&&'--. &&&&&&&| OF CANADA |&&&&&&& \&&&&&&&&&&&/ &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&&&< &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& '~|/~~|~~\|~' &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& | &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&&________________________&&JGS&&| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-12.txt #2484 EXQUISITE CREATURES (Wed, 2006 Apr 12) _,,,_ .' `'. / ____ \ | .'_ _\/ / ) a a| / ( > | ( ) ._ / ) _/-.__.'`\ ( .-'`-. \__ ) `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ jgs | \ \ \ \ |\ `. / / \ DAY 1: MILD SPOTTING TO HEAVY FLOW DAY 2: HEAVY FLOW DAY 3: HEAVY FLOW DAY 4: HEAVY FLOW AND BITCHINESS DAY 5: AVAILABLE FOR SEX UPON RECEIPT OF EXPENSIVE PRESENTS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-06.txt #2478 THE DUTCH (Thu, 2006 Apr 6) ,-_ (\_ |-_'-, ) )_/) |-_'-' (\_ /` < _ |-_'/ `<` `6' \`--,__ /;-,_ |-_' `a , / __ `\_ /-.-;,-,___|' o_/)'> ( ___/ `. _ /;-;-;-;_;_/|\_ _ _ _ _ / \\_, \ _ (| x_( __`|_P_|`-;-;-;,| / _ \__) .`' `\ \ |\ \ _|| `-;-;-' /__/ \ __ |\_/ | \` -_|| '-' _/< / / \ ; | | / /-_| \ (\_/ / (! ! \| / |/ ,'-_| \ / \!_!/ \ / /____|'-_|___\ (' __/ \_ `) _..,____]__|_\-_'|_[___,.._ /__/ \ \ ' _=_= `'--. _/< `>\_ mic _=_= _(\_/ -- '' -'-' |\_/) _=_= `oo O() 0OOo' THE DUTCH ARE FUNNY (AND EASILY OVERRUN AS IT TURNS OUT) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-06.txt #2600 TRAITOR (Sun, 2006 Aug 6) \. \'. ;. \ '. ,--''-.~-~-'-, \,-' ,-. '.~-~-~~, FUCK AARON BURR ,-' (###) \-~'~=-. _,-' '-' \=~-"~~', /o \~-""~=-, \__ \=-,~"-~, """===-----. \~=-"~-. \ \*=~-" rs \ "=====---- \ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-22.txt #2404 NECK CRICK (Sun, 2006 Jan 22) |`. / | \`. / | | \ \.------./ '| | .' / | | | | \ | ___ ' __ / \ \ `0 ) /0 // THIS CRICK IN MY NECK IS SLOWLY `--\ v /- EATING AWAY AT MY WILL TO LIVE /\ - / .--. '---'_ / ./ //- (`-. .-'/- \ /`- `--' \__| / , )_| / Y - ( BP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-12.txt #2606 A GAY FROG (Sat, 2006 Aug 12) 00 HERE IN NATURE WE SEE A GAY FROG (--) ( || ) YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE HE'S DRAWN LIKE SHIT ^^~~^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-17.txt #2550 DRINKY BIRD (Sat, 2006 Jun 17) _ ----(O) IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF BIRD I'D BE A DRINKY BIRD \ \_ ( `'--., `,___/ |_\ /| `| ^ Asik File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-03.txt #2536 KING OF ALL COSMOS (Sat, 2006 Jun 3) __ ,;'--`:. // \\ (( __ )) \\,' `.// ``.__,'' __( )__ _.-'_......_`-._ ,'.;::;''''''::`-.`. / /:;'' _><|| `':,\ \ / /:/ . ,'' ``. , \:\ \ : ::: ;.,- -.;' ::: : | |:|><: (':,.;') :__|:| | | |:|--: `' ;==|:| | SIZING UP KING OF ALL COSMOS' POUCH : ::: \ / ;:; ; \ \:\ `..__..' /:/ / \ \::. ___ .::/ / `.::::._|/\_..:::;,' `:.::.`''::.:' SST _..--''.-- --.`--.._ `._`--...________...--'_,' ``--...______...--'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-27.txt #2713 JOHN TRAVOLTA (Mon, 2006 Nov 27) ,*-'. CAN I ASK A PRACTICAL QUESTION .'+* ' # ' HOW COME JOHN TRAVOLTA HASN'T STARVED YET /v\ ,' .`. I MEAN IS THAT FUCKER XENU FEEDING HIM __.-" ^ "-.__ WITHOUT PERMISSION AGAIN OR WHAT cgmm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-19.txt #2705 AMANDA HUGANDKISS (Sun, 2006 Nov 19) /\_ _ __ __ _ \( ! )/_/ __ THOSE QUEER EYE GUYS ARE SO \_\( % )>o<})# )/_/ GAY YOU JUST WANT TO HUG AND _(%>o<(_!_)>o<#)_ KISS THEM WITH YOUR FISTS /_/(_% ( | (_#_)/_/ ( ! (~>O<~) % ) _ _({>O<}(_|_)%>O<%)_> /_/(_!_)# )( (_%_) _(#>o<#)>o< )_ /_/(_#_)(_|_)\_\ \/ hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-25.txt #2711 SWINGERS (Sat, 2006 Nov 25) _____ , ___)) / | 6 6 WIFE SWAPPING (___( _e ____/ /_ AND THEN SWABBING / \ o\_/ \ / /\' _ _)\ AND THEN SWIFFING /_< )____/\_\ ___oo' ,ooooo,|_/ AND THEN SENDING THEM BACK -//,-( / |=/ | \ \ \ \ )_______\ / ) / ) / / ( | | / \ | _________ |/_______\|________. = = /( )\ b'ger /,/ 7 \\_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-15.txt #2548 GO FEVER (Thu, 2006 Jun 15) ,d$Sb, $SS$$S$b. I HAVE A POTENTIALLY VERY SERIOUS CASE OF ,S$/ 6`S$S$b GO FEVER ,$SS\ _$S$$$b ;$S$S$) $S$$S$; $SS.-'\ :$SS$S S$/ `./ `.S$ S$/ / \ \$ $/ .'Mm_.V,_mP /S S\ \MMMMMMMMm /$$ $S`.\MMMMMMMM(,S$ $$\) \MMMMMMM|/$S |;/MMMMMMM; \MMMMMMMMM| `\MMMMMMM\ |MMMMMMM| |MMMMMMM| ;MMMMMMMM\ |MMMMMMMMM| fsc /MMMMMMMMMM| |MMMMMMMMMMM\ /MMMNNMNMMN/' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-01.txt #2534 AGREEMENT AND NUANCE (Thu, 2006 Jun 1) .-------..___ I'M COMING OUT WITH A NEW GAME CALLED: AGREEMENT '-._ :_.-' .- ) _ ( --. IT'S BASICALLY YOU SIT AROUND AND AGREE AND BE HAPPY : '-' '-' ;. I'M TELLING YOU IT WILL SELL LIKE HOTCAKES !!!! /'-.._____.-' | | | \ | MY NEXT GAME WILL BE CALLED: NUANCE \ | / \ | \ )_.-'LGB IF YOU'RE AN INDIVIDUAL OR A LABOR UNION OR AN ACTIVIST '-._/__..-' OF ANY TYPE, YOU AUTOMATICALLY WIN BUT IF YOU'RE A CORPORATION OR THE GOVERNMENT OR A CAPITALIST THEN YOU AUTOMATICALLY LOSE !!!! VOTE DEMOCRAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-08.txt #2390 EDDIE IZZARD (Sun, 2006 Jan 8) _____ / \ / ````` \ /|`o o'|\ IS EDDIE IZZARD AWARE THAT HE /|| . ||\ ACCIDENTALLY P-P-PUT ON A |*\\ _ //*| DR-DR-DRESS THIS M-M-MORNING |*/ \ / \*| // / \ \\ /(__/\___/\__)\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |\ /| | / // \| | / // | | / / | | | /___\ | |___\ / / | | | / \ | / \ //^`, | | | // | |~~ | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ / \ Alyssa File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-20.txt #2402 ANIMALCULE (Fri, 2006 Jan 20) () /\ I'M AN ANIMALCULE ()--' '--() `. .' / .. \ THANK YOU VERY MUCH MR. HUYGENS I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY jgs ()' '() File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-29.txt #2562 A SERIOUS QUESTION (Thu, 2006 Jun 29) __ ___ ___ ,' ,' | | `. `. ,' ,' |===| `. `. / // |___| \\ \ / // |___| \\ \ //// |___| \\\\ / / || || \ \ / / || || \ \ /| | || || | |\ || | | : o : | | || | \| | .===. | |/ | | |\ /| (___) |\ /| | |__||.\ .-. // /,_._,\ \\ .-. /.||__| |__||_.\ `-.\ //_ [:(|):] _\\ /.-' /._||__| __/| ||___`._____ ___\\__/___/_ ||| _\___\__//___ _____.'___||_ |\__ /___//__________/.-/_____________|.-.|_____________\-.\__________\\___\ \___\\__\\\_____\`-\__\\\\__\____|_-_|____/_//_____/-'/__//______//__// \|__||__..' // \ _ \__|||__/ _ / \\ `..__||__|/ |__||_./ .-'/ \\ |(|)| // \`-. \..||__| | || / `-' \\ \'/ // `-' \ || | | |/ \| :(-): |/ \| | | /| | : o : | |\ | || | | |___| | | || \| | || || | |/ \ \ || || / / \ \ ||___|| / / \\\\ |___| //// \ \\ |___| // / \ \\ | | // / `. `. |===| ,' ,' `._`. |___| ,'_,' JR WHY DO THEY LET ARABS ON DS9 ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? OR HAVE THEY ALL BEEN FIXED BY THE 24TH CENTURY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-04.txt #2598 STROGANOFF (Fri, 2006 Aug 4) . \ : / ' _ ' -= ( (_) ) =- . . / : \ .-. ' EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I HAVE TO REMIND MYSELF |.| THAT YEP, I REALLY HATE STROGANOFF /)|`|(\ (.(|'|)`) ~~~~`\`'./'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ jgs |.| ~~ |`| ~~ ,|'|. (_) ~~ "'" \"\ ~~ ^~^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-10.txt #2604 BRANSON, MISSOURI (Thu, 2006 Aug 10) ,=, __ __ ' )) ./////||\\\. .-'~ `-. IF YOU EVER GET THE CHANCE ((//'' ''\\)) // \\ TO GO TO BRANSON, G/ @ o @ \? (( e , e )) \ .__. / ,_//\ ._, /\\_) PASS IT UP `-.__.-' `-' `.__.' `-' _.-' /\ '-. .--<_ _;.-. / _/ \_ `\/ |O \ / \| |/ / | \ / ' o\ / '/ ; | > ) mb /|._o/__\.__|\___)_.--.__/_./mic File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-10.txt #2482 CLASSY STAGE NAMES (Mon, 2006 Apr 10) .-. (/^\) YOU KNOW A CHICK IS REALLY CLASSY WHEN (\ /) SHE USES THE STAGE NAME "CUNTESS" .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-19.txt #2460 ROGER EBERT ON WAR MOVIES (Sun, 2006 Mar 19) _,. ___. . ____ ,._ --=:_ *: ======((|_L]_ \\ cjr c:____]((=- :* _:=- - - - - `' (__(____) \\ / // ___ `' ,._ \\___. / // _/_/_]=== :* _:=-- ,. ___. _((|_L]_ _/ //_.(_(_)(_).. `' --=: *: ======((|_L]_ _/(__(\_ _)\_ /____\_\ `.... `' (__(____) ROGER EBERT WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD WAR MOVIE IF IT GAVE HIM CANCER YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT I CAN GO FROM ZERO TO COMPLETE PRICK IN SIXTY SECONDS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-04.txt #2476 SINS OF OMISSION ON THE STAND (Tue, 2006 Apr 4) ___ THAT WAS VERY CUTE, A LITTLE OVER A MILLION -- /_ _\ A MILLION OVER A MILLION WHAT DID WOODLEIGH ( - - ) ACTUALLY SAY TO YOU TO BUY YOUR __\ _ /__ SINS OF OMISSION ON THE STAND / \_/ \ __/___________\__ //\\ | JUDGE |\ ____ (//\\) | || / ___) _\__/_ | || (.~O=O / \ | || _\_-/ / / \ \ | || / \|/\ \_\ |/ | ||_/_|____|\__ (/_____| | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-25.txt #2466 ME IN 1994 (Sat, 2006 Mar 25) ~~~ THIS IS ME IN 1994 ___________ ) () ))() c' TOASTING UPPERCASE /I\ \ ( )( (()( - O'S OVER THE FIRE / I \ \ \/\ \\/\ -O--===o---| / I \ \ \_\_/_/ | THIS WAS BEFORE 9/11 /___I___\_________\ ()_()_) |_____| WHEN WE COULD BRING THEM ON THE PLANES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-31.txt #2472 CANADIAN EXTRADITION LAW (Fri, 2006 Mar 31) _ (_) |______________________________________ |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& .\^/. &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& . |&&&| . &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& |\|&&&|/| &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& .--'&&&&&&&'--. &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& \&&&&&&&&&&&/ &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&&&< &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& '~|/~~|~~\|~' &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& | &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&&________________________&&JGS&&| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WE PROMISE NOT TO EXECUTE HIM IF YOU EXTRADITE HIM !!!!!!! LOL THANKS PSYCH WE'RE GOING TO KILL HIM ANYWAY (DUMBASSES) LOOK MAYBE IF YOUR PUBLIC POLICY WEREN'T SO GIRLY AND RETARDED WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO TRICK YOU File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-30.txt #2471 MISANTHROPIC BITCH (Thu, 2006 Mar 30) @(\/) (\/)-{}-)@ @(={}=)/\)(\/) (\/(/\)@| (-{}-) (={}=)@(\/)@(/\)@ (/\)\(={}=)/(\/) @(\/)\(/\)/(={}=) (-{}-)""""@/(/\) (/\)|: | /::' \ /::: \ THAT MISANTHROPIC BITCH LADY |::' | SEEMS A LITTLE GRUMPY |:: | \::. / jgs ':______.' `""""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-24.txt #2465 THE COURAGE TO SAY IT (Fri, 2006 Mar 24) ///. // 7 I'M SORRY BUT IF NO ONE ELSE HAS THE Y `-__.`. .\\ COURAGE TO SAY IT I WILL: / .----' 7'/ / / \\/ \ ROMAN NUMERALS ARE GAY /___/ | a=' \ \ /_ / / / \\ \ / .' \\ \ `--` ''-' AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-05.txt #2477 SCRUBS: A FINAL REVISIT (Wed, 2006 Apr 5) ___ `-._\ / `~~"--.,_ ------>| `~~"--.,_ jgs _.-'/ '.____,,,,----"""~~```' IF ALL SCRUBS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN YOUR CAR AND SOME PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE PLAYERS ARE SCRUBS AND I THINK I'M A PLAYER BUT CANNOT BE SURE THEN WHY DOES THIS HURT SO MUCH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-04-11.txt #2483 LIKE A FOUNTAIN (Tue, 2006 Apr 11) _,________ sjw _T _==____() IF YOU SHOOT YOUR DICK /##(_)-' THEN WHEN YOU PEE /##/ IT'S LIKE A FOUNTAIN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-03-18.txt #2459 BEST DOT COM IDEA EVER (Sat, 2006 Mar 18) _ __ __ _ | '_ \ / _` | PSTUPIDIDEAQ.COM | |_) | (_| | | .__/ \__, | |_| |_| tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-11.txt #2605 WHEN IN ROME (Fri, 2006 Aug 11) THIS IS THE ________ | | | | STRANGEST GODDAMN | | | | | |||| | BONG I'VE EVER | |||| | <----- STOPPER | |||| | HAD SEX WITH | |||| | |__||||__| OH WELL || / \ WHEN IN ROME | | <------- ADAPTOR |____| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-21.txt #2403 PILLOW (Sat, 2006 Jan 21) .-._ J L-"""-,,__.-"-.-=a. ,:--"---=. ) P'- ` ,`88P' `.| .' 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'..` ,,_.::::da`J `"-:.-.-' `. . -.a8 |`) . ` _.---':: )`..``':'"="'.a\ `-. : L \):--' `-'--.:.`.'.` :P' ) a:f `-. a) /.:=.J ```""""-"' `-' `' SOMETIMES I HUG PILLOWS AND PRETEND THEY'RE PEOPLE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-08-05.txt #2599 DRINK OR HOARD (Sat, 2006 Aug 5) ( ) ( ___...(-------)-....___ .-"" ) ( ""-. .-'``'|-._ ) _.-| / .--.| `""---...........---""` | I DON'T GET IT / / | | | | | | SHOULD I DRINK MY OWN \ \ | | URINE OR HOARD IT `\ `\ | | `\ `| | _/ /; ; (__/ \ / _..---""` \ /`""---.._ .-' \ / '-. : `-.__ __.-' : : ) ""---...---"" ( : '._ `"--...___...--"` _.' jgs \""--..__ __..--""/ '._ """----.....______.....----""" _.' `""--..,,_____ _____,,..--""` `"""----"""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-28.txt #2561 PORN STAR FEELINGS (Wed, 2006 Jun 28) _ / } HUSBAND DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT HUH ?!?!?!? /'.\ _/ ) (`- DO PORN STARS REALLY HAVE FEELINGS OR ARE THEY ( ,) JUST EMPTY RECEPTACLES FOR ANONYMOUS SPURT |/ /| ' ` Elb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-01-09.txt #2391 WHICH DRAGON FROM ADVENTURE (Mon, 2006 Jan 9) #### #### ######## ######## IF YOU COULD BE ANY DRAGON FROM ATARI 2600 ######## #### ADVENTURE WHICH ONE WOULD YOU BE ######## #### ############## ############## [ ] YORGLE, THE YELLOW DRAGON WHO IS SLOW ###### AND SCARED OF YELLOW KEYS BECAUSE HE'S ###### A PUSSY ## ## [ ] GRUNDLE, THE STUPID FAGGOT WITH THE ## MAGNET FETISH ## ######## [ ] RHINDLE, THE CRACK FIEND ######## ############ ############ WAIT WHAT THE FUCK THESE ARE DUCKS ############## ############## ###### #### ###### #### #### #### #### #### #### #### #### #### #### ###### #### ###### ################ ################ ######## ######## ## ## ## ######## ## ######## ###### ## ###### ## ############ ############ tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-06-14.txt #2547 COUNTER-STRIKE QUOTES (Wed, 2006 Jun 14) .---. ___ /_____\ /\.-`( '.' ) GO GO GO / / \_-_/_ \ `-.-"`'V'//-. GET OUTTA THERE, SHE'S GONNA BLOW `.__, |// , \ |Ll //Ll|\ \ STORM THE FRONT |__// | \_\ /---|[]==| / / SOMETIMES I PUT A BALL POINT PEN DOWN THE \__/ | \/\/ END OF MY DICK /_ | Ll_\| |`^"""^`| | | | | | | | | | | | | L___l___J jgs |_ | _| OKAY THAT LAST ONE WASN'T REALLY FROM (___|___) COUNTER-STRIKE BUT YOU GET THE IDEA ^^^ ^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-24.txt #2710 AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS THE ONLY FOOTBALL (Fri, 2006 Nov 24) __ .-'||'-. .' || '. HOCKEY: SUCKS / __||__ \ | /`- -`\ | SOCCER: SUCKS | | 6 6 | | \/\____7___/\/ BASEBALL: SUCKS .--------:\:I:II:I:/;--------. / \`:I::I:`/ \ BASKETBALL: SUCKS | `------' | | \____/ | CRICKET: SUCKS | , __ ___ , | |======| / | / _ \ |======| RUGBY: SUCKS |======| ^| | | | | | |======| |~~~~~| | | | |_| | |~~~~~| CURLING: SUCKS | |\ [___] \___/ /| | \ \| |/ / `\ \ _ _.-=""=-._ _ / /' `\ '`_)\\-++++-//(_`' /' jgs ; (__|| ||__) ; FOOTBALL: DOESN'T SUCK ; ___\ /___ ; '. ---/-=..=-\--- .' ANY QUESTIONS `""` `""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-30.txt #2716 INCONSOLABLE (Thu, 2006 Nov 30) , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ WELP TERA PATRICK GOT A STUPID HAIR DYE / (((\\)\ \ AND UGLY TATTOOS AND A FUCKED UP BOOB JOB \ \\-_/ / / \ i i / (_)=(_) ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ SHORT STORY: MY BONER IS INCONSOLABLE / / \ \ hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-11-18.txt #2704 PLAYBOY TATTOO (Sat, 2006 Nov 18) mm. dM8 YMMMb. dMM8 YMMMMb dMMM' `YMMMb dMMMP `YMMM MMM' "MbdMP .dMMMMMM.P I HAVE A PLAYBOY TATTOO BECAUSE I AIM HIGH dMM MMMMMM 8MMMMMMMMMMI YMMMMMMMMM "MMMMMMP MxM .mmm VK W"W """ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-22.txt #2524 AKEELAH AND THE BEE (Mon, 2006 May 22) `>.___ o-.--.-o ___,<' / `. / ,, \ .' \ { `.; ,__, ;.' } `._ }`.__.'{ _.' ANNOUNCING R. KELLY'S NEW VIDEO: `,=."' `".=,' .' /`-.____.-'_ `, AKEELAH AND THE PEE \_.';`-.______.-':`._/ `+-.______.-'' `-.____.-' / || \ ; ;; ; `-./ \.-' fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-17.txt #2430 HAL IS FOR HALBERD (Fri, 2006 Feb 17) //\\ <<()>> A IF YOU SUBTRACT ONE FROM EACH LETTER |==| /\\ IN "IBM" IT SPELLS "DONG" | | / \\ | | / \\ A | | / \\ //\_| |_/ \\ // | | \\ // | | //\\ \\ (( <0> | | <<()>> )) \\ | | \\// // \\ _| |_ // \\/ | | \ // V | | \ // | | \ // | | \ // NOTE WE COULD NOT AFFORD AN ACTUAL | | \// PICTURE OF HAL FROM 2001 SO HERE | | V IS A PICTURE OF A HALBERD | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | zot File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-03.txt #2416 THEY MIGHT BE GAY (Fri, 2006 Feb 3) ,---. .--. ( . ) ( . ) `/--___ __`--`. ,. _'| |___||___| _|`. (-./_,|-,,' `.' |\ ` __`-`-'|// `:. \,|' -- - --- |\ | ||| ` | | -- | \ _|_|\\ jrei / | - _ \ \ ,-'-.`._____,',-'-. ______________ `[]\ .\____________________ |`.____________`. || \`| .::' ._ | |_''_o_o__o =.| || \|_________________ | | ,--. ,--. : _ || | |( () ) ( () )|: \`::') --- __ `.|_`-_'___`-_'_|`. / :: \ - _ - : \___:/ _ - - `--..___) SO DID THE MEMBERS OF THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS ACTUALLY SUCK DICK OR WERE THEY JUST PRETENDING THAT THEY LIKED TO SUCK DICK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-06.txt #2722 THE NEXT STEP (Wed, 2006 Dec 6) __..__ _.sMSMMMMMMb. .-"TMMMMSMMMMMMMb. .' TMMMMSMMMMMMMMb / TMMMSMMMMMMSSS; : :MMMMSMMMSSMMMM; JUST EARNED: RED WINGS ; @ MMMMSMMSMMMMMMS NEXT STEP: DEAD WINGS : _, ,P"TMSMSMMMMMMSM : .+""`, : `TMMMMMSSMM ) c), `-,-=,TSSSSMMMM / ` ,-;|MMMMMMMM; / _.'(o) '-';SMSSSSSS ( , o ,-"'`^MMMM' )` :`. .' )-. ; `- / \ _.-' : ( _.-" `. \ "---"--. \ \ `. \ \ bug \ _.sSb \ _.sSSSSSSSb dSSSSSSSSP^" \ SSSP^" ___ \ / .gP""""Tp. \ : d' . `b \ ; d' o `b ; / d; `b| /, $; @ `: /' $$ ; .' $$b (o) | .' d$$$; : / .d$$$$; , ; d .d$$$$$$$ $ | :bp.__.g$$$$$$$$$ :$ ; $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$b : File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-12.txt #2728 VX (Tue, 2006 Dec 12) . , |`. ,'| \_`-._ _,-'_/ ./ \-._`-._ _,-'_,-/ \, \._/._ `._>`-.__ __,-'<_,' _,\_,/ /_ \_.`-._\_-._ `--__ __--' _,-_/_,-',_/ _\ /._`\_./ _`_./`.-._ `-. ,-' _,-,'\,_'_ \,_/'_,\ \._`/ _/ _`_./ _/`\_ `. ,' _/'\_ \,_'_ \_ \'_,/ /._`/ _/ _`_./` _/ `\_ `\_ _/' _/' \_ '\,_'_ \_ \'_,\ \._`/ _/ _`_./` __/ >. `-.,-' ,< \__ '\,_'_ \_ \'_,/ /_`/._/._`_./` __.`.-\_.-`'-._/-,',__ '\,_'_,\_,\'_\ `\._`_./`\._/_/' _ `\_\_,/'\,_'_,/' /_\ \./ __/(__ / `--' \ / _ _ \ ATROPINE \'| |`/ PLZ \|____|/ \/ -] \/ / | \ | | | | | \ / | \ \__,-`\___/ (_) |__) mic File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-03.txt #2658 FRY AND LAURIE (Tue, 2006 Oct 3) z $b$$F F" 4$$P" r *$$$".c... %-4$$$$$$$$" WHY CAN I NEVER REMEMBER J$*$$$$$$P WHICH ONE IS FRY ^r4$$$$$$" AND WHICH ONE IS LAURIE *f*$$*" ".4 *$$$$$$. 4ee%.e. .$$$$$$$$r 4$$$$$$b P$**)$$$$b e..4$$$$$$$" $$$$$$c. 3$$$$$$$$*" " ^"$$$$$$c *$$$$$$$$$. *$$$$$$$. ..$$$$$$$L c ..J$$$$$$$b d"$$$$$$$F .@$$$$$$$$$$$P".. ..$$$$$$$$$$ d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ =$$$$$$P"" " .e$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ *"" $**$$$$$$$$$$$$$$* "".$$$$$$$$$C . .z$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"" .$$$*"^**" " =P" " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-17.txt #2672 ANGER WEEK: CAUSING ME TO THINK (Tue, 2006 Oct 17) __ SHUT UP YOU'RE CAUSING ME TO THINK _(__)_ AND WHEN I DO THAT I HAVE TO PEE AND ,-.----/______\----,-. IF I'M GONNA PEE ANYWHERE IT'S GONNA ( O ) (__) (__) ( O ) BE ON YOU SO JUST SHUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING `-' `--' `-' MONKEY CUNT MOUTH BEFORE YOU BECOME FOOD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-27.txt #2590 WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION (Thu, 2006 Jul 27) _,--', _._.--._____ .--.--';_'-.', ";_ _.,-' .'--'. _.' {`'-;_ .-.>.' WHY DON'T WE GROUND JACK BAUER INTO '-:_ ) / `' '=. A FINE POWDER AND THEN WEAPONIZE IT ) > {_/, /~) BY DRYING IT AND MAKE IT STATICALLY snd |/ `^ .' CHARGED SO IT EASILY STICKS TO THINGS AND PEOPLE AND THEN SPRINKLE IT OVER AFGHANISTAN ALBANIA ALGERIA ANDORRA ANGOLA ANTIGUA AND BARBUDA ARGENTINA ARMENIA AUSTRALIA AUSTRIA AZERBAIJAN BAHAMAS BAHRAIN BANGLADESH BARBADOS BELARUS BELGIUM BELIZE BENIN BHUTAN BOLIVIA BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA BOTSWANA BRAZIL BRUNEI BULGARIA BURKINA FASO BURUNDI CAMBODIA CAMEROON CANADA CAPE VERDE CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC CHAD CHILE CHINA COLOMBIA COMOROS CONGO COSTA RICA COTE D'IVOIRE CROATIA CUBA CYPRUS CZECH REPUBLIC DENMARK DJIBOUTI DOMINICA DOMINICAN REPUBLIC EAST TIMOR ECUADOR EGYPT EL SALVADOR EQUATORIAL GUINEA ERITREA ESTONIA ETHIOPIA FIJI FINLAND FRANCE GABON GAMBIA GEORGIA GERMANY GHANA GREECE GRENADA GUATEMALA GUINEA GUINEA-BISSAU GUYANA HAITI HONDURAS HUNGARY ICELAND INDIA INDONESIA IRAN IRAQ IRELAND ISRAEL ITALY JAMAICA JAPAN JORDAN KAZAKHSTAN KENYA KIRIBATI NORTH KOREA SOUTH KOREA KUWAIT KYRGYZSTAN LAOS LATVIA LEBANON LESOTHO LIBERIA LIBYA LIECHTENSTEIN LITHUANIA LUXEMBOURG MACEDONIA MADAGASCAR MALAWI MALAYSIA MALDIVES MALI MALTA MARSHALL ISLANDS MAURITANIA MAURITIUS MEXICO FEDERATED STATES OF MICRONESIA MOLDOVA MONACO MONGOLIA MONTENEGRO MOROCCO MOZAMBIQUE MYANMAR NAMIBIA NAURU NEPAL NETHERLANDS NEW ZEALAND NICARAGUA NIGER NIGERIA NORWAY OMAN PAKISTAN PALAU PANAMA PAPUA NEW GUINEA PARAGUAY PERU PHILIPPINES POLAND PORTUGAL QATAR ROMANIA RUSSIA RWANDA SAINT KITTS AND NEVIS SAINT LUCIA SAINT VINCENT AND THE GRENADINES SAMOA SAN MARINO SAO TOME AND PRINCIPE SAUDI ARABIA SENEGAL SERBIA SEYCHELLES SIERRA LEONE SINGAPORE SLOVAKIA SLOVENIA SOLOMON ISLANDS SOMALIA SOUTH AFRICA SPAIN SRI LANKA SUDAN SURINAME SWAZILAND SWEDEN SWITZERLAND SYRIA TAIWAN TAJIKISTAN TANZANIA THAILAND TOGO TONGA TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO TUNISIA TURKEY TURKMENISTAN TUVALU UGANDA UKRAINE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES UNITED KINGDOM URUGUAY UZBEKISTAN VANUATU VATICAN CITY VENEZUELA VIETNAM WESTERN SAHARA YEMEN ZAMBIA ZIMBABWE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-22.txt #2647 PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR (Fri, 2006 Sep 22) ___ / \ / O O \ I'M A PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR !!!!!!!!!!! | O | , | | , \/( )\/ | ) ( | |( )| || | |' `| | | TRANSLATION: I FINALLY GOT FIRED FROM WENDY'S | | | AND GET PRETTY BORED ON SUNDAY NIGHTS | /-' VK |_.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-23.txt #2648 DOGS PLAYING POKER (Sat, 2006 Sep 23) _=,_ o_/6 /#\ MY POKER ICON IS THAT PAINTING OF \__ |##/ DOGS PLAYING POKER !!!!!!!!!!!! ='|--\ / #'-. \#|_ _'-. / |/ \_( # |" snd C/ ,--___/ GET IT ?!?!?!?!?!? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-26.txt #2589 TOO HOT REDUX (Wed, 2006 Jul 26) .----------------. | _ _ MMMMM | | ( " ) | o o | | HERE I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO HOT TO JERK OFF | `.' \ - / | | |/ ---`W'--. | | |\ | .-') | | | .-' ) | BUT IT TURNS OUT I WAS WRONG | .-' ) | | .-' .-' | | ( .-' | | ( .-' | | | (.-' | \| | | '--.M.--- /| | | / - \ .^. | | | o o | ( . ) | VK | WWWWW " " | `----------------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-16.txt #2671 ANGER WEEK: EVEN ONE RING (Mon, 2006 Oct 16) ,'///\\\\`. (___ ___ \\`. (_Q)(Q_) \\\\ / \\\ _.' \\\ / .\\\ DON'T CALL ME ANYMORE (##) (##)/) .\\\ .-. \ __// .|\\\ YOU'RE FAT AND MAKING OUT ( \) `.____/XX/ _/ .\ WITH YOU MAKES ME THINK OF \ \ \XXX/ _/._ .\ JABBA THE HUT WITH HIS BIG __\ \ `.___/../=\ \ SPACE TONGUE (___> \ _/../===| .. \ (___> \ _/ ./====| .:\. \ SERIOUSLY YOU'RE FAT DON'T CALL (___> \ _/ ./=====| .:|\. \ (__>/\. \_/ ./======| .:|>\ .) EVEN ONE RING MAKES YOU FOOD \. ._/=======| .:|>/ ./ \. _/;=======/ .:|/ ./ \___/ |======| .:/ ./ |======| :( (____ /) ;======| .:\\.---' // |=======| .:|\\) // |=======| .:|>\) || |=======| .:|> || \======/ .:\> |.\ \====/ _____.:|> \.\ /\==/ :\|> \.| |.:\/ :|> |.| | :( .:|> | .\ \.:\ .:/> \ .| | ;| .:/\> |.| | ;| .:/ \> |:| |{~| .:| \> / :| |.;|{~~~}| \_ _/ :/ );| .:| `.___,' x/ / ;| .:|.. x/ ___/ ;| .:|\_.... XX/ _/___ _;| .:\ \XXXXXXXXXX/ /_/ /_/ / _ _:\ // / / \ / \.\ ' V V V MEPH. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-02.txt #2657 BURNT COOKIES (Mon, 2006 Oct 2) . . + : . : _ A FEMALE ASTRONAUT *WOULD* THINK THAT . ! ' (_) SPACE SMELLS LIKE BURNT ALMOND COOKIES ,|.' - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - ,`|'`. , ! . AFTER ALL SHE'S JUST PREOCCUPIED WITH : : " ALL THE COOKING FOR HER HUSBAND SHE'S . --+-- GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR (BEING IN .: . ! SPACE AWAY FROM THE KITCHEN AND ALL) O!o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-13.txt #2729 WAY MORE THAN FULL DUPLEX (Wed, 2006 Dec 13) (_______ -.__\ __\ _) / \ \_ _ ( "(" YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS _>_ \_-/ )/ ,-' (-. )/ _ - - ) /,'| _)_)| (_____ // | /|| .___\ \----._//___/ '( \\ _> / __// ',,,\ )\ _) /| /,-/ )'\| \ ( | , | /_,\( \ \-.__\ (_, / ( ' \ | | ) |\ / _) _/ _/ /, )/ ) _) <\ ( ) |) | I'M WAY MORE THAN FULL DUPLEX ) \)_\_ / / \( gnv /_,\ \_\ )| /_\ )_\ /_,) )_\ |_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-07.txt #2723 AN ADDICTION (Thu, 2006 Dec 7) .=., ;c =\ __| _/ .'-'-._/-'-._ /.. ____ \ /' _ [<_->] ) \ I AM NOT A WIFE BEATER ( / \--\_>/-/'._ ) \-;_/\__;__/ _/ _/ I JUST HAVE AN ADDICTION '._}|==o==\{_\/ / /-._.--\ \_ TO HITTING STUPID BITCHES // / /| \ \ \ / | | | \; | \ \ / / | :/ \: \ \_\ / | /.'| /: | \ \ | | |--| . |--| \_\ / _/ \ | : | /___--._) \ |_(---'-| >-'-| | '-' snd /_/ \_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-02.txt #2415 PERFECT NUMBERS (Thu, 2006 Feb 2) , ,_ |`\ `;;, ,;;' | `\ \ '. .'.' I VOTE YES WHEN THE PROPOSITIONS | `\ \ '-""""-' / ARE PERFECT NUMBERS AND VOTE NO `. `\ / |` WHEN THEY'RE ANYTHING ELSE `> /; _ _ \ / / | . ; < (`";\ () ~~~ (/_ ';;\ `, __ _.-'` ) >;\ ` _.' `;;\ \-' ;/ \ _ | ,"". .` \ | _| ' / ; /") .;-, jgs \ / __ .-' \,_/-"` `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-16.txt #2429 EXPLODING PRICKS (Thu, 2006 Feb 16) ,--.!, __/ -*- ,d08b. '|` 0088MM `9MMP' EXPLODING PRICKS ARE NOT A FUNNY PRANK SIR hjm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-23.txt #2525 WIKIPEDIA USER CHANGELOGS (Tue, 2006 May 23) ___ .-v'---`\. YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL ?!?!?!? KEEPING A CHANGELOG /:/__ : __\'. ON YOUR WIKIPEDIA USER PAGE OF ................. |:/||:| YOUR CHANGES TO YOUR WIKIPEDIA USER PAGE !!!!!! |:|\_..J...|:| _|:|\ t----j|:|_ JESUS CHRIST GUY HOW BIG OF A BORING KNOW- /:`.| \ \__/ |.':\ NOTHING LOSER CAN YOU REALLY BE |: | |---: | :| _ \: |.-::.:|-:._:/ /|.' '. / .-' :'x71': `\ ||_ | \/\...---. :---.\ | .` /.'`/ .' ':' '. \\ .'\ .' | : |..:...:|:....:.|\ .' ' | : |\ : /|\ : /'.\_.' .` | : | \---':| `---'\'./|| .' | : | |;: :| :| \/::|.' }==={ |;: :| :| `--' }==={/`'._ \ _\ | : |`'-._`-:|.-'.-\ | : |"":"""""|""":""| | : | : :| : | | : | : :| : | \: |..: . / :..| / < :|- : / |...| :|- : / \_/. :|- :| | :|- :| cjr \ :|- :/ THE WIKIPEDOPHILIA IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE | |- | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-21.txt #2523 A VERY SPECIAL WILL AND GRACE (Sun, 2006 May 21) ((),). ))) 6(6 THANK GOD BRITNEY SPEARS HAS A CAMEO ON WILL AND GRACE ((c` _e/ BEFORE IT'S CANCELLED BECAUSE LORD KNOWS I CAN'T QUITE )))'( STUFF ENOUGH OF MY BALLS INTO MY OWN MOUTH ((( , \ AFTER CUTTING THEM OFF )\ \ _o___,- ( )\.__,-._\ I MEAN IT'S TOUGH WORK FOR ONE MAN SO I NEED HELP / -/ \ |( FROM NETWORK TELEVISION PRODUCERS ___( /_)\ \ _____ _____ '.__,' \_\ - ` joris File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-28.txt #2441 KOREAN SCIENCE (Tue, 2006 Feb 28) _________________________ || || || || || ||, , ,|| || SCIENTIFIC FRAUD ?!?!?!?!? || (||/|/(\||/ || || ||| _'_`||| || || || o o || || B-B-BUT I HAD TO FIND A WAY TO PAY FOR MY || (|| - `||) || STARCRAFT AND/OR LINEAGE HABIT || || = || || ScS || ||\___/|| || ||___||) , (||___|| YOU WACKY SOUTH KOREANS /||---||-\_/-||---||\ / ||--_||_____||_--|| \ (_(||)-| S123-45 |-(||)_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-09.txt #2511 GAS RELEASE (Tue, 2006 May 9) __)), //_ _) ( "\" I LIKE TO RELEASE GAS FROM MY \_-/ (CHECK ONE) ,---/ '---. / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ [ ] MOUTH / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / [ ] ANUS / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, [ ] A NEWLY CREATED HOLE _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-14.txt #2427 SAKURA SENA (Tue, 2006 Feb 14) .-""""-. / \ ) ` ____.-') ( _6 _ / OKAY I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM ANYONE ( \ _| HERE BUT IT OCCURS TO ME THAT ) / -._/ SAKURA SENA'S BOOBS MAY NOT IN FACT _.--' ( _ BE COMPLETELY NATURAL / , `-. ) // , \ . | ` ___.L\ ,--.\ \`,--'"\.-' '.-' )| "'----._ __/)_,-.__. | _ ,--L "' __.-'_/ ) \_/--\____.-' _.-' _-+.--""". .==._-.__/. / _.-' | / `-. ` _/ / .` / \ , `. `--' .' / `-. `+_='^`-_.' __,' `'-..__,-_`==-' .-'' a:f .-'' _.-'\ '-..__.-' -.__) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-11.txt #2727 CABAL (Mon, 2006 Dec 11) ____ ____| \ (____| `._____ ____| _|___ I'M PART OF THE BEATOFF CABAL (____| .' VK |____/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-05.txt #2721 ASPERGER'S (Tue, 2006 Dec 5) _,.......____ _.-' / `-._`-. ,' / / `. `. IN THE YEAR 2010 WE WILL ALL HAVE ASPERGER'S ,' ___ / _ / __`. `. / / \ / (_) / / / \ \ ASPERGER'S SUFFERERS ARE NATURALLY SMARTER : / /) / / __ / / / L L AND FUNNIER AND UNIQUE AND ARE THUSLY SURE | / __,' / / / / / / | | TO BE SELECTED FOR | / / / / / / / /___ | | : /_/ / /_/ / /_____/ F F \ / / / / `. / / ,' ,' `./ / _,'_,' SORRY THAT SHOULD READ 2210 BUT I'M AUTISTIC cjr `-.__/______,.;:.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-28.txt #2683 INCULCATE (Sat, 2006 Oct 28) ------------------------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~__~~~~~~~~~~~ I'D LIKE TO INCULCATE THE ~~~~~~~~~.` `.~~~~~~~~~ WORD INCULCATE INTO YOU ~~~~~~~~.` .=`. \~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~/ / - /~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~/ | ^ ( \~~~~~~~~ ~~~~.^ /\ ._/ )~~~~~~~ ~~~/ ( `-` (~~~~~~~~ ~~~`-~~-` (_.-'`.~~~~~~~ ~~~/ . _ (`\~~~~~~ ~~~| | ( \__.-` \`.~~~~~ ~~~| |~`) \ \_ / )~~~~~ ~~~| /-` .` - |/~~~~~~ ~~~\ .` ) \~~~~~~~ ~~~~\_.`| ( )~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~/ ) \~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~( )~~~~~ ~~~~~~~/ \~~~~~ ~~~~~~| |~~~~~ ~~~~~~) \~~~~~ ~~~~~~| _ad`~~~~~ ~~~~~~`--._.-v'` |~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~\ | `~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~\ | /~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~\ | /~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~) | :~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~/ / .~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~. ' .~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~| . ,~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~| , .~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~| . ,~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~| | :~~~~~~~~~~~ ------------------------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-14.txt #2669 LEVELS OF GAY (Sat, 2006 Oct 14) ; : THE LEVELS OF GAY GO LIKE THIS: : : - NOT GAY :-. ' '. ___ - GAYISH .. '/ \ \ ' '. :\ - SOMEWHAT GAY : '.: \ : : : - VERY GAY \ : : \ / : - WAY GAY .''. / : : '...' : - SUPERGAY '.__.-' \ '._ : - MEGAGAY <---------------------+ '--.__ : | ':-- '. - GIGAGAY | .'\' : | / . : - TERAGAY | / . .' ; | _..-' L : : - PETAGAY | :__.--' \ : : | .'\: / - EXAGAY | '-': /\ | [WILU] : : : - ZETTAGAY | : : : | : : : - YOTTAGAY | / / : | / /: : AND YOU ARE HERE -------------------+ '.' : : '' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-30.txt #2593 MEMENTS (Sun, 2006 Jul 30) +------+ +------+ +------+ +------+ +------+ |`. |`. |\ |\ | | /| /| .'| .'| | `+--+---+ | +----+-+ +------+ +-+----+ | +---+--+' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | +---+--+ | +-+----+ | +------+ | +----+-+ | +--+---+ `. | `. | \| \| | | |/ |/ | .' | .' `+------+ +------+ +------+ +------+ +------+' .+------+ +------+ +------+ +------+ +------+. .' | .'| /| /| | | |\ |\ |`. | `. +---+--+' | +-+----+ | +------+ | +----+-+ | `+--+---+ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ,+--+---+ | +----+-+ +------+ +-+----+ | +---+--+ | |.' | .' |/ |/ | | \| \| `. | `. | +------+' +------+ +------+ +------+ `+------+ RK MEMES OF THE MOMENT SHOULD BE CALLED MEMENTS OR AT LEAST MEMENTOS OR JUST MENTOS (ALTOIDS) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-09.txt #2634 NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL II (Sat, 2006 Sep 9) _,--. IH##HI _-' \ IH##HI .-' \_ IH##HI / |\ IH##HI I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED / __.-'--/ \IH##HI A GIRL WITHOUT / / | \H##HI PAYING FOR IT / / _____ \##HI AND NEVER WILL / / / `\ |##HI DUE TO MY NECKBEARD \ | / \ |##HI \ \| __ \ |##HI \ //o \ _ | /##HI\ |\___. \__/ /o\/ /H##HI \ / |\_/ /IH##HI \ / | _ | / _/-IH##HI ) / \ `-'/ /' IH##HI / / \ <`--./ \ IH##HI / | \ `-/ \ IH##HI' // -----`-._.'_\___/ IH##HI // `\ -' _IH##HI / | \ _' IH##HI | | | -' IH##HI | | .-' IH##HI | |-. IH##HI | | \ IH##HI \ \ | `- IH##HI | | | `-. IH##HI | | | `\I/\#HI \ ` | |\ |HI | | | || |__/\ \ | \ || \ \ ` | / / / | \ \ / | | | | | ---'_-' / \ ` \ |-' _' | \ \-' .-' | /#HI | \ -'##HI / .-'IH##HI / \ _.-' IH##HI / `___.-' / IH##HI .-' / IH##HI / | IH##HI .' | IH##HI / / IH##HI / / IH##HI / \ / IH##HI / |/ IH##HI . / IH##HI | | IH##HI | | IH##HI | | IH##HI | | IH##HI | | IH##HI \ | IH##HI \ |\ IH##HI \ | \ IH##HI | | \ IH##HI | / \ IH##HI | | \ IH##HI | / \ :F_P:I | | \ IH##HI | | \ IH##HI | | \ IH##HI File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-24.txt #2587 THE RAMEN WISH (Mon, 2006 Jul 24) .-----. _.----"""""""----._ _.---//-"""-\\---._ .------.___ ( ) ( (/ `-' ) ( ___|-|`"""---..___..---""| _|`"--._________.--"'|_ `---'""" | | (_| |_) | | `--) (--' ________ | | | | _.--""""" """"----._ | | | (_ _)--.----------------. | | \`""---...________...----'/__/___ || `-.__ __.-' \___ __/ ""-----"""""""-----`' VK `""-----""' ""`-----------'"" I WISH I HAD RAMEN, AND THE RAMEN WOULD GET ME DRUNK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-21.txt #2646 BUSYWORK (Thu, 2006 Sep 21) /\/\ / / / FOLKS WE AT WIKIPEDIA ARE SO ORGANIZED _/,/ / AND INTERESTED IN MAKING BUSYWORK FOR _/` (/"/////, EVERYONE THAT WE EVEN HAVE A CATEGORY ( '```--.___ FOR THINGS THAT DON'T CURRENTLY HAVE /' _), ,- '-. A CATEGORY AND NEED ONE !!!! /, / \ (\ \, \_()/ \) )' =_ )) | BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY A COST- | | .// _/) EFFECTIVE AND MEANINGFUL EXPENDITURE ( ( \_ // / OF TIME AND EFFORT RATHER THAN \ >_,\ (/)= / JUST GIVING IT SOME FUCKING USEFUL | | | \ #\| / CATEGORY |=| |=|\ ( ( (=> ( >( >),) | | |=| \ ( ( / / / / ) |/ HURFFF DUHHH DROWNING IN IT \ /_( /_( , || )/.,_ ). /\\_(\,/, //- / /_(_( / ,\. b'ger .- '-'-'-,)\/.')) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-18.txt #2581 NOT TALKING ABOUT ISLAM (Tue, 2006 Jul 18) .;. | = | I'D LIKE TO JOIN A RELIGION THAT REQUIRES ME ''|'' TO PRAY EVERY TEN SECONDS | :F_P: | BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY CONSTRUCTIVE /|\ USE OF MY AND GOD'S TIME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-19.txt #2582 P'S AND Q'S (Wed, 2006 Jul 19) _ __ __ _ | '_ \ / _` | WHEN YOU SAY THAT I SHOULD MIND MY P'S AND Q'S ........ | |_) | (_| | | .__/ \__, | |_| |_| YOU'RE TALKING IN GAY CODE RIGHT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-20.txt #2645 RETURN TO SENDER (Wed, 2006 Sep 20) . b A $b Vb. '$b V$b. $$b V$$b. '$$b. V$$$$oooooooo. .. '$$P* V$$$$$""**$$$b. .o$$P " .oooZ$$$$b..o$$$$$$$$$$$$C .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .o$$$o$$$$$$$$P""*$$$$$$$$$P"""*$$$P .$$$**$$$$P"q$C "$$$b .$$P $$P "$$$b "$ . .$$$$$b. *" $$ $$$. "***$$$$$$$b. A. V$b . Z$$b. . "*$$$$$b$$: V$$. "*$$$b. b. "$$$$$ "$$b "*$. *b. "$$$b "$$b. "L "$$o. "*" .ooo.. "*$$o. "*$$o. .o$$$$$$$$b. "*$$b. "$$b. .$$$$$*" ""*. "*$$o. "$$$o. $$$$$' "$$o "$$$b. "$$$$ ...oo.. "$b. "$$$$b. "$$$$$$$P*""""" . "$$ "$$$$b "$$$$P" L."$. .$$$$$. $$$$ .. $$$; o$$$$$$ $$$$ . $.l "$$' .$$$$$$$P $$$P .I .$b b '. "P .P*""*$$$$; $$$ .$P $$o ". ". . " ." $$$$ $$; .$$; $$$. "A "$. ". ' o$$$P .$P .$$$b $$$$. *$. "$$$$o. .$$$$P $" .$$$$$ $$$$$. "$$o."**$$$$o.' .o$$$$P" P $$P"$$b $$$$$$o "*$$$$boooooc$$$$$$$P" . $$ $$$."$$$"*$$. "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$C .o" I" $P"$."$$b. "*$. "**$$$$$*"*$$$$$$$" LOOK NAIL WHATEVER ' $ "$."$$$. ""' "*$$* MAKES YOU HAPPY $. "."$$$$o mls "I "$$$$b. . "$$$b."$o. "*$$."$$$o. "$$o $$$$b. '$$o'$$$$$b. BUT IF SHE'S ALL TATTOOED '$$.'$$$**$o AND/OR PIERCED UP '$$.$$$. '$$ THEN SHE'S BASICALLY $$; $$$o. "$. MARKED RETURN TO SENDER "$: $$ "*o ". L $$ $P l '. $. .$$ $; ;$.$$P $ "$$$$ P' TODAY IS DUNK THE DONG DAY, $$$;: TOMORROW IS "SORRY WHO ARE YOU AGAIN" $$P DAY o$P $P I' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-25.txt #2588 THE LEBANESE-LESBIAN CONNECTION (Tue, 2006 Jul 25) ___,, (())))) ()) | I LIKE WRITING IT "LESBIAN" INSTEAD OF ())c 6_6 "LEBANESE" BECAUSE THAT WAY IT MAKES )(;\___/) CURRENT EVENTS MORE INTERESTING .' \,/:\,/`. / : \ | Y : Y | |__ | : | | ___ /_ \/-=:;,_ | | /.-.\ (/ )/-..___/-.|__j__\\ Y _/ /== === =///\== === \ _\_ / `Y== === === === === ==Y \ ( // )-------------------( \\ ) \__/hjw/wba \___/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-08.txt #2633 SPEAK RIGHT OR DON'T SPEAK (Fri, 2006 Sep 8) __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / | ./ _."." _." / |"----" _." jjs \ FOLKS I'M AN AMERICAN BUT TRY MY DAMNDEST TO USE THE WORDS "WHINGE" AND "CRUFT" WHENEVER POSSIBLE !!!! YOU SEE USING THEM GIVES ME SPECIAL POWERS LIKE MAKING PEOPLE WANT TO PUNCH ME IN THE THROAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-31.txt #2594 SEMANTIC ARGUMENTS (Mon, 2006 Jul 31) __ )| _________________________.------,_ _ _/o|_____/ ,_____________.__;__,__,__,__,_Y...:::---===````// |==========\ ; ; ; ; ; \__,__\__,_____ --__,-.\(=~\(=)\(( `-----------|__,__/__,__/__/ )=))~(( '-\=(\&(~\\\ \ ==== \ \\~~\\ \~~)[JW]\\ `| === | ))~~\\ ```"""=,)) | === | |'---') / ==== / `=====' ------ FOLKS IF IT'S OKAY I'M JUST GOING TO SIT HERE AND SAY THE WORD "DISPROPORTIONATE" OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOUR EYES, NOSE, EARS, LIPS, NECK, AND ASS BLEED ACCORDING TO THIS DICTIONARY THE WORD "UNILATERAL" IS BEING USED INCORRECTLY BY PUNDITS, PRESS, AND POLITICIANS ALIKE CURIOUSLY I'M ALSO A FAGGOT FOR MAKING AN ARGUMENT BY DEFINITION ?!?!?!? SEMANTIC ARGUMENTS ARE THE BEST ARGUMENTS BECAUSE THAT WAY WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE REAL ISSUE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-01.txt #2656 CRUB FLUSH (Sun, 2006 Oct 1) _____ _____ _____ |6 | |2 | _____ |5 || & & | | & ||3 | _____ | & & || & & | _____ | || & & ||4 || & || & & ||7 | | & || || & & || & & ||____9|| & & | _____ |____Z|| & || ||____S| |& & &||8 | _____ |____E|| & & | | & & ||& & &||9 | |____h| |____L|| & & ||& & &| _____ |& & &||& & &| _____ |K WW| |____8||& & &| _____ |Q ww| | o {)| |____6| _____ |J ww| | o {(| |o o%%| _____ |10 & || o {)| |o o%%| | |%%%||A _ | |& & &||o o% | | |%%%| |_%%%>|| ( ) | CRUB FRUSH |& & &|| | % | |_%%%O| |(_'_)| |& & &||__%%[| | | | |___0I| |____V| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-15.txt #2670 SHORTER THAN THE BOOK BUT SIMPLER (Sun, 2006 Oct 15) /^\ L L / \ L L __/|/|_ / . \ _|\|\__ /_| [_[_\ / .-\ /_]_] |_\ /__\ __`-\_____ / . \ _____/-`__ /__\ /___] /=@> _ {> /-. \ <} _ <@=\ [___\ /____/ /` `--/ / . \ \--` `\ \____\ /____/ \____/`-._> / \ <_.-`\____/ \____\ /____/ /__/ /-._ . _.- \ \__\ \____\ /____/ /__/ / . \ \__\ \____\ |____/_ _/__/ / . \ \__\_ _\____| \__/_ ``_|_/ / -._ . _.-\ \_|_`` _\___/ /__`-`__\ <_ `-; NDT_> /__`-`__\ `-` `-._ ; _.-` `-` `-._ ; _.-` `-._.-` MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN ARE JUST STUPID File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-29.txt #2684 SELF-INVOKING GODWIN'S LAW (Sun, 2006 Oct 29) +------------------+ | ___ | I'M SHOCKED -- ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED -- THAT YOU'RE | _ (,~ | _ | ACTUALLY OFFENDED BY ME COMPARING YOU TO THE NAZIS | (____/ |____) | | ||||| ||||| | | ||||| ||||| | | |||||\ /||||| | | |||'//\/\\`||| | | |' m' /\ `m `| | DON'T YOU REALIZE THIS IS A COMMON AND RESPONSIBLE | /||\ | DEBATING TACTIC \_ _/ `-----92-KSR-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-04.txt #2720 A TRAVESTY (Mon, 2006 Dec 4) _.---._ /\\ ./' "--`\// THIS ISN'T A TRAVESTY ./ o \ /./\ )______ \__ \ THIS IS A TRAVESTUNITY ./ / /\ \ | \ \ \ \ / / \ \ | |\ \ \7 " " " " VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-10.txt #2726 I LOVES IT (Sun, 2006 Dec 10) _"_ % (< ? ` " __||___ |\___//_\ BABY I LOVES IT WHEN (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ YOU STARES AT ME WITH /: / \ :: \| ######o /| THEM CUNT EYES ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-15.txt #2428 ISAAC AND ISHMAEL (Wed, 2006 Feb 15) _____, _..-=-=-=-=-====--, _.'a / .-',___,..=--=--==-'` ( _ \ / //___/-=---=----' SERIOUSLY I THINK MAYBE ISHMAEL ` `\ / //---/--==----=-' WAS BORN FROM A COW OR SOMETHING ,-. | / \_//-_.'==-==---=' RATHER THAN THE SLAVE GIRL (.-.`\ | |'../-'=-=-=-=--' (' `\`\| //_|-\.`;-~````~, _ \ | \_,_,_\.' \ .'_`\ `\ , , \ || `\\ \ / _.--\ \ '._.'/ / | / /`---' \ \ |`'---' \/ / /' \ ;-. \ jgs __/ / __) \ ) `| ((='--;) (,___/(,_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-01.txt #2414 PORCUPINE BALLS (Wed, 2006 Feb 1) \ YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY BALLS /\ 7_\ THEY'RE COVERED WITH SPIKES TO PROTECT ME FROM PREDATORS \, / {))) _/|,~, ((( / ())) )__/)))) /(\|((( | (/ /_|\\ | \ \|\(` | \ // \\ | \ ejm // \\ |_____\ == == -- -' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-08.txt #2510 GPL VERSION 3 (Mon, 2006 May 8) , , /\\ / \ | )|-""-, , \ /' \ ,_ , .'<_ / |"""-, _> `'-,'(_.-' _< , | ' '/::. `\ >_.--(.. ) .=;` / \_...._ .' _ ._o)`'` / V-'`\/`` { .' `'-....-' ; `"--'.--.=; * * * `/ , / ::' / C ,,\ * * | {;;}| :: | \ _.) * .:::.__* | , {;;;} \ ':| / \ * /'::::\ *\_ \ \ {;;} '-, \./ \)\) (` '::|* / \ .-' _.'.,____, _/`| `-| );/ _.,--`-.`_;/.-/ ; \ \` \ ( ( /` ,\|_ '--'_:-' `. `'._.' /| \ \ \ \ | ).-' .-'/. ` '._.-._.' / | jgs \ \ \ \ / .--'\ \ .-'` | `. .-' .' | \ \ \ \ / / \,\ \ \ \`. `-.__..--' _.-' .' , `#;==''` \ |\ /|# \ '-._ _.-' _.' .'( _.=' | \/ /._, \_ '--._.-'` _.' { `` _.=' | / ' ;--._, '._ \ _.-' { \` ; / \ / ' ) '-._\_.-'` _,_ `. `'=..' .=' ) /\ /, / _, /' '\ ,_ `=._ .=' / |/)|/(_ ((') \u u .-""._) \ '-`\\`__ | / -._\ /'--) | ':`----./.-. | `-._} {_} |_ \ | _.' _/, ``'""-`\ `.__.' `""{_} /_ / |`= `" `-.( ,__/. FOLKS I'D LIKE TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT THE GPL AND OH GOD HORRIBLE DIARRHEA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-20.txt #2522 BLOGROLL (Sat, 2006 May 20) .--.----------------. / \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ PLEASE JOIN MY BLOGROLL / \ \ SO I CAN WIPE WITH IT AND FLUSH / \ \ / | | | d8b | | | d888b || | | | | | | | | | 88888 | | | | | | | | | | Y888P | | \ Y8P | | \ // / \ // / \ /| | | | | | | | || `--'-|| | | | | | | | | \ \ VK \ \ \ \ \ \ \\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \................\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-05.txt #2418 FUNNIER THAN THE DAILY SHOW (Sun, 2006 Feb 5) ____ || | ||___| YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNIER THAN _)__<__ _ _ JON STEWART'S THE DAILY SHOW !?!?!?! |____|__|:|___|:|_ | |_.---._|___| _ | o| | | |_o_| NOT WATCHING IT | || |/| |\| | |_||____|`\___/'|___| V _/-\_ fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-11.txt #2424 VICE CITY (Sat, 2006 Feb 11) /;:`. ______ _,-'._,' _,--''' `'-._,-'_,-' `' ,' ` - .,_ __,-' ),-' ( __|-`' . _,'/ WHY CAN'T I DECAPITATE HOOKERS `--...'___,..--' / WITH THE HELICOPTER BLADES???? / _/,-'_,-' (`---'' _,-' |_,- PLAYSTATION 2 GREATEST HITS MY ASS `----''|_,--' jrei -' _,-' I WANT MY $20 BACK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-18.txt #2520 THE LEGEND OF THE RED DRAGON (Thu, 2006 May 18) . + * |\ . . \\ * . + . * . + \\ \\ . + * . . + . {====} (\\ ,,,,. * . + + * . * \(),~`~`~~, \ ('_'|)))` . + . . . + . \ \=, (((( / \ ! )))), + . * +_/ + * . ,/_Y_ (( \) _/ --_. ( ( )\ \ * ./\ . /~\~/v \_. . T_________T \ / ) ) ./ \ / \, '//////|\\\\\\' ) \/ / ./ \ / \, /IT--T--T--T-I\ / (_] ,/ \_ / \, I U v U I | | ./ \/ \, I U.==.==.U I !__, | / \ \,I |o=|=o| I_.__| \_~~/__,; \ ,I__|=o|o=|__I_ | /| | \. /: ' : ' : ' : '\ | || | --------------; : : : : '.(_-(|__(------------------------------- -----------------------------------\+/| \/:------------------------------- `' )\|/\; `' `' {,/ )\.] `' `' {,/ `' -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU FOR FIFTEEN GOLD AND A BROADSWORD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-30.txt #2532 THE NASONEX BEE (Tue, 2006 May 30) . \'~~~-, \ '-,_ LOOK IT'S THE HISPANIC NASONEX BEE \ /\ `~'~''\ _\ \\ \/~\ HE'S KIND OF FRIGHTENING REALLY \__ \\ \ \ \\. \ GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO MAKE \ \ \ `~~ ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FELONS '\\ \. / L \ \ | \_\ \ o | _.----, | \ ! / '._ \_ __/ _/ \_ ''--'' __/ AM \.__ | ''.__ __.._ __\ '' './ ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-24.txt #2526 WEST WING CANCELLED (Wed, 2006 May 24) ____ /` ))) / `6 6 WHY DIDN'T BARTLET LEARN ) , > \___\ _=/ __/ /__ ===.__/`)__ _|\ CRIPPLES CAN'T SERVE IN PUBLIC OFFICE \/ ,/ _)_)_\ /./\ ( \ \ \_\ )_,-'`-./_______ _( \======+________ \ //|__ | , ) \ %' `% |____/ /\ \ % ' %' \ /__/\ \/,\ % -o- % \ )/ \_ ) \ % ' % ,'/ ,' ,\ \ b'ger % % / /\_'__,' '-` % % \/( o ) WHO THE FDR WHAT NOW ``` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-14.txt #2730 HOT JOBS (Thu, 2006 Dec 14) _ _(<`O , TURNS OUT HOTJOBS.COM WASN'T AT ALL ==-( >`-/ \ ABOUT WHAT I WAS HOPING ,< \ / > ---'--- `---'-MK/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-28.txt #2744 GERALD FORD (Thu, 2006 Dec 28) _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; FORD: NOT QUITE AS TERRIBLE AS CARTER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-11.txt #2666 PARAWHAT (Wed, 2006 Oct 11) ,=, __ __ ' )) ./////||\\\. .-'~ `-. ((//'' ''\\)) // \\ I'M A PARADIDDLE G/ @ o @ \? (( e , e )) \ .__. / ,_//\ ._, /\\_) `-.__.-' `-' `.__.' `-' _.-' /\ '-. .--<_ _;.-. / _/ \_ `\/ |O \ / \| |/ / | \ / ' o\ / '/ ; | > ) mb /|._o/__\.__|\___)_.--.__/_./mic File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-05.txt #2660 UNITED STATES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES PAGE (Thu, 2006 Oct 5) .__=\__ .__==__, jf' ~~=\, _=/~' `\, ._jZ' `\q, /=~ `\__ j5(/ `\./ V\\, .Z))' _____ | .____, \)/\ j5(K=~~ ~~~~\=_, | _/=~~~~' `~~+K\\, .Z)\/ `~=L | _=/~ t\ZL j5(_/.__/===========\__ ~q |j/ .__============___/\J(N, 4L#XXXL_________________XGm, \P .mXL_________________JXXXW8L ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YKWmmWmmW@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS BACK IN THE DAY WHILE *I* WAS A PAGE FOR THE U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES AND MATT FOLEY MOLESTED *ME* I KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT AND TOOK IT LIKE A MAN NOT LIKE THESE DAMN BLABBERMOUTH KIDS THESE DAYS WITH THEIR COMPLAINING TO AUTHORITY FIGURES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-24.txt #2649 SOAP (Sun, 2006 Sep 24) /^\/^\ _|__| O| I'M ONE OF THE IN-CROWD EARLY ADOPTER NERD FAGGOTS \/ /~ \_/ \ SO I DON'T CALL IT "SNAKES ON A PLANE" \____|__________/ \ INSTEAD I CALL IT "SOAP" \_______ \ `\ \ \ BA | | \ / / \ / / \\ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / _----_ \ \ / / _-~ ~-_ | | ( ( _-~ _--_ ~-_ _/ | \ ~-____-~ _-~ ~-_ ~-_-~ / ~-_ _-~ ~-_ _-~ ~--______-~ ~-___-~ WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS JOKE IS OLD NO WAY "SOAP" WILL LIVE FOREVER !!!!11!1!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-09.txt #2572 BIG TRAK (Sun, 2006 Jul 9) .------. :|||"""`.`. :||| 7.`. .===+===+===+===+===||`----L7'-`7`---.._ [] || == | """-. []...._____.........||........../ _____ ____| c\____/,---.\_ ||_________/ /,---.\_ _/ hjw /_,-/ ,-. \ `._____|__________||/ ,-. \ \_[ /\ `-' / /\ `-' / `---' `---' SIR COULD YOU GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THE BIG TRAK FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 BACKWARD 1 FORWARD 1 HIRE CAB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-30.txt #2655 PUMPKIN (Sat, 2006 Sep 30) . // OKAY IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT _.-"""""'//-'""""-._ .', , , , : : ` ` ` `. SO I AM OFFICIALLY A PUMPKIN / , , \'-._ : :_.-'/ ` ` \ / , , :\(_)\ /(_)/ : ` ` \ OR SOME KIND OF MAN-PUMPKIN HYBRID | , , , \__//\\__/ . . ` ` | | . .:_ : : '--`: : . _: ; :| | : : \\_ _' : _: :__// , , | \ ` ` \ \/ \/\/ \_/ / , , / \ ` ` \_/\_/\_/\_/\/ , , / `._ ` . : : : , , _.' I THINK THE PROPER TERM IS MUMPKIN `-..............-' bni File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-18.txt #2643 RAPE BLANKET REDUX (Mon, 2006 Sep 18) ,--.,-"";-"-. .-;-/ / / .- `\ .-. ` ( ' ' ` ; `\/ \ THIS RAPE BLANKET IS THRUSTY AND ROUGH \ / \ AND WITHOUT LUBE OR MERCY / (. C . ) | .-. | | _ / (` / | \ /}| | )(\ | `-> (____.| / ||| / \=====| | |\| | |====| \ _/ ` \__/=====| |` `-'======| \ |=======/ | |=======| | .--, THE BLANKET PART IS REALLY A MISNOMER ########\ |/ / BUT THE RAPE PART SURE ISN'T jgs |_|__|| ` `--. ,---;-'--'\ `--. `---`-------'-.___,___.---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-21.txt #2584 THE QUEEN AND HER HUSBAND (Fri, 2006 Jul 21) YOU SAID YOU WERE ^..^ / GOING TO INTRODUCE /_/\_____/ ME TO THE QUEEN AND /\ /\ HER HUSBAND / \ / \ \ oo \____|\mm I ALSO LIED ABOUT //_//\ \_\ WHY MY GIF AND JPEG /K-9/ \/_/ ARE PART OF THE ONLINE /___/_____\ SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY ----------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-20.txt #2583 A BOTTLE OF JESUS JUICE (Thu, 2006 Jul 20) \\\|||/// HEY KIDS ======= LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD / \| O O | \ / \v_'/ I'LL TRADE YOU A BOTTLE OF # _| |_ JESUS JUICE FOR A MOUSTACHE (#) ( ) RIDE AT THE NEVERLAND RANCH #\//|* *|\\ #\/( * )/ FIVE BUCKS TO GO AROUND THE WORLD # ===== # (\ /) THIS IS HOW MY CREW ROLLS # || || #---'| |----. SORRY NO GREEK OR GFE #----' -----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-19.txt #2644 TELECOMMUTING (Tue, 2006 Sep 19) ......... OKAY WORKING FROM HOME IS ALL RIGHT I GUESS .'------.' | BUT CAN'T I JUST DO MY WORK VIRTUALLY THROUGH | .-----. | | A GAME LIKE WORLD OF WARCRAFT ?!?!?!?! | | | | | __| | | | |;. _______________ / |*`-----'.|.' `; // YOU KNOW SOMEHOW MAKE IT / `---------' .;' // SO THAT SLAYING A LEVEL 12 /| / .''''////////;' // DRAGON INVOLVES ME IN THE |=| .../ ######### /;/ //| REAL WORLD WRITING A PARSER |/ / / ######### // //|| FOR A BORING FILE FORMAT ?!!? / `-----------' // || /________________________________//| || YOU KNOW KIND OF LIKE ENDER'S `--------------------------------' | || GAME EXCEPT NO CHRIST FIGURES : | || | || |__LL__|| || | || AND MORE PLOT : | || | || | || `""' n | || `""' | || M | || | || JACKING IN THEN JACKING (CENSORED) | || MM | || `""' `""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-08.txt #2571 GLO-STICK CAPERS (Sat, 2006 Jul 8) /i //, THE ONLY REASON I STUCK THE GLO-STICK(TM) ///i UP YOUR ASS IS BECAUSE I WANTED ,/ ).'i TO SEE WHERE I WAS GOING | )-i | )i ' )i / |- _.-./-. /z_ `-. >._\ _ );i. / `-'/`k-'`u)-'` / )- ,.----' ) ' / )1` ///v`-v\v [DISCLAIMER: THE ACCOMPANYING IMAGE TITLED /v BP "GRYPHON IN FLIGHT" IS NOT INTENDED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM TO IMPLY THAT GRYPHONS ARE MORE PRONE TO GLO-STICK(TM) ASS RAPING THAN WYVERNS, DRAGONS, OR OTHER SUCH RIFF RAFF] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-25.txt #2650 MEL GIBSON (Mon, 2006 Sep 25) .:::. I'M GLAD MEL GIBSON (EVEN IF DRUNK) .:::. /:::::\ FINALLY HAD THE COURAGE TO STAND UP /:':':\ | _ | AND SAY WHAT WE WERE ALL REALLY THINKING | _ | | (_` | | |_) | | ,_) | EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE TO BE POLITICALLY | | | | | CORRECT AND CONDEMN HIM PUBLICLY WE'RE jgs | | /`'---'`\ ALL QUIETLY THANKING HIM ON THE INSIDE /`'---'`\ `'-----'` `'-----'` BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT IN OUR SOCIETY TODAY SUGAR TITS ARE A REAL PROBLEM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-04.txt #2659 FOUR-COLOR DECK (Wed, 2006 Oct 4) ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ |A | |K | |Q | |J | |10 | |(`)| |(`)| |(`)| |(`)| |(`)| I'M A FOUR-COLOR DECK |_\_| |_\_| |_\_| |_\_| |_\_| ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ |A | |2 | |3 | |4 | |5 | |6 | | /\| | /\| | /\| | /\| | /\| | /\| |_\/| |_\/| |_\/| |_\/| |_\/| |_\/| ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ |A | |2 | |3 | |4 | |5 | |6 | |7 | | ^ | | ^ | | ^ | | ^ | | ^ | | ^ | | ^ | |(,)| |(,)| |(,)| |(,)| |(,)| |(,)| |(,)| ejm ___ ___ ___ ___ |A | |K | |Q | |J | | O | | O | | O | | O | NAIL ME RIGHT IN MY GODDAMN CORNHOLE |O,O| |O,O| |O,O| |O,O| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-10.txt #2665 THE GOD OF TIME (Tue, 2006 Oct 10) _.oo. _.u[[/;:,. .odMMMMMM' .o888UU[[[/;:-. .o@P^ MMM^ oN88888UU[[[/;::-. dP^ dNMMNN888UU[[[/;:--. .o@P^ ,MMMMMMN888UU[[/;::-. o@^ NNMMMNN888UU[[[/~.o@P^ 888888888UU[[[/o@^-.. oI8888UU[[[/o@P^:--.. .@^ YUU[[[/o@^;::---.. oMP ^/o@P^;:::---.. SATURN IS THE GOD OF TIME, BONERS .dMMM .o@^ ^;::---... dMMMMMMM@^` `^^^^ YMMMUP^ ^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-29.txt #2745 GUY PEARCE (Fri, 2006 Dec 29) __.-=-._ ,""\_ _/"'\ -__o.-' '-._0/ _ | .' \ \ _ ( \| / | | ` (_/ ) WHAT'S WRONG WITH GUY PEARCE'S )/ / / \\_ ,( CHEEKBONES ANYWAY \|(___ ___) .(\_/ / \'_| \ \-'''.____.''''--/ `.-.__,__.__.-'/ `-._______.-' _\ \__ /_ \'_ \-. |/ \ / \/ /o [nabis] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-01.txt #2717 THE LAMP (Fri, 2006 Dec 1) ______ __ {-_-_= '. `'. {=_=_- \ \ {_-_ | / '-. | / .===, .--.__\ |_(_,==` ( o)'-. BRAAAWK THE LAMP `---.=_ ` ; `/ \ `,-_ ; .'--') / BRAAAWK THE LAMP {=_ ;=~` `"` `//__,-=~` <<__ \\__ jgs /`)))/`))) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-15.txt #2731 AIDSCAKE (Fri, 2006 Dec 15) `'. .`' ` * . : * *| : ' | || ' TAKE A BIG DEEP GAY BITE OF MY AIDSCAKE `|~'||' v~v~v~v !@!@!@! _!_!_!_!_ | || || | || ||| }{{{{}}}{{{ ejm97 __||__ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-25.txt #2527 BRAVO (Thu, 2006 May 25) ____ _[]_/____\__n_ YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SET OF PORN PHOTOS REALLY NEEDS |_____.--.__()_| |LI //# \\ | THE STUPID BITCH WE PAID GIVING THE CAMERAMAN THE FINGER | \\__// | | '--' | BRAVO, CUNT '--------------' jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-31.txt #2533 INVISIBLE MAN (Wed, 2006 May 31) ____,-----' ( )' \ | | | | | | |+++++++++++++++++++++| |++++++++++++++++++++++ |_ __,-|+++++++++;""""""""""""" `--._ ___,--' ~~~~~~~~~ _______________ _`-. ,' ________,-----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~######-. `---._____,-'~~~~~~~ __ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ____ ____,---' \\ /::::\ /::::\ || |::::::|==|::::::| \::::/ \:::::/ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ,---------------. ,'(___________ ) ;`. / \ / ,' `. _/ `._ \_ / ,' `. _/ `. \ / , / `. (########) _/ | `-.\######/' / |"""""""""""""""""""": | `----': _/ | : | : * * : / | MY JIZZ IS : | : * : / | INVISIBLE, MAN : | * / | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-10.txt #2423 FOOD (Fri, 2006 Feb 10) /\ __ \ .-':::. \ :::::|\ FOOD IS A SHIT INDUCER |,\:::'/ \ `.:::-' \ `-. \ ___ `-. | .-'';:::. `-.-' / ',''.;;;\ | ','','.''| |\ ' ,',' /' `.`-.___.-;' `--._.-' AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-19.txt #2521 KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL (Fri, 2006 May 19) _ _ _ _ //|\ //|\ //|\ //|\ WHY DOES ALMA HAVE c_"/ c_"/ c_"/ c_"/ TO BE SUCH A BITCH __/\__ /\__ /\ /\ / \ /\ \ /\/\ /\/\ /____\ /____\ /____\ /____\ S-v /l ll l\ ll OH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-04.txt #2417 A FAST CAR AND OUR PUNCHING FISTS (Sat, 2006 Feb 4) _____ _/ / \_ _/ / \_ / / \ HELLO ??? WHAT ???? SPEAK UP !!!! \_____________/ |O O| RAPING DIDO ??? \ / @@\ - /@@ WE'LL NEED A FAST CAR AND /@@@@\_/@@@@\\ OUR PUNCHING FISTS /@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ / /@@@@@@@@@@@@ _\ WAIT MICHAEL JACKSON LIVES / /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \\ CLOSER |______ @@@@@@@@@ \\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ CHECKLIST REMAINS THE SAME @@@@@@@@@@@@@ BUT THE CAR CAN BE AN ESCORT @@@@@@@@@@@@@ OR SOME SHIT (HE AIN'T CALLIN' @@@@@@@@@@@ NO 911 FROM NEVERLAND) || @ || ~~ ~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-12.txt #2425 THE HOME BACK (Sun, 2006 Feb 12) ) ( ( .^. \) ) .'.^.'. (/ .'.'---'.'. FOLKS LET'S PUT THE HOME _\)_ .'.'-------'.'. BACK IN HOME INVASION (__)() .'.'-,=======.-'.'. (_)__) .'.'---| | |---'.'. (__)_),'.'-----| | |-----'.'. ()__.'.'-------|___|___|-------'.'. (_.'.'---------------------------'.'. .'.'-------------------------------'.'. """""|====..====.=======.====..====|""""" ()_)| || |.-----.| || | (_)_| || || || || | (...|____||____||_____||____||____| (_)_(|----------| _____o|----------| (_)(_|----------|| ||----------| (__)(|----------||_____||----------| (_)(_|---------|"""""""""|---------| ()()(|--------|"""""""""""|--------| Zot-wWUwwuw|wwWWwuu|"""""""""""""|uwuwuuW|wuwwuuwu File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-06.txt #2419 O.J., PURPLE STUFF, AND THEN SUNNY D (Mon, 2006 Feb 6) __ /.- ______ // /______'/| [ ]| I DO NOT RECOGNIZE YOUR AUTHORITY TO [ Grape ]| COMMANDEER ALL MY SUNNY DELIGHT [ Juice ]| [ _\_ ]| [ ::: ]| [ :' ]/ jgs '-------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-27.txt #2529 EXTRA CHARACTER (Sat, 2006 May 27) ,,_ {'%|=, )< HALLE BERRY'S TITS ARE LIKE AN < ,\ EXTRA CHARACTER IN MONSTER'S BALL )( | | )` WELL TWO EXTRA CHARACTERS I GUESS |( pb |/ WAIT DOES SWORDFISH MAKE IT FOUR CHARACTERS =' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-03.txt #2719 FACESITTING (Sun, 2006 Dec 3) _.---.---._ ,' | `. ,' | `. / : \ . ,' `. . : _,-' `-._ : IS FACESITTING REALLY EVEN A SPORT | ,'___ ___`. | | : ' __`- -'__ ` : | | | ,',.`. ,',.`. | | | | `.`'_,' `._`',' | | | | | | | : ) ; | | \ (_ / | | \ / | | \ ,-.-. / | | :`. `-' ,': | | |,|`.___,'|.| | | | : ; | | | | \ / | | | | `---' | | : | | ; `. | SSt | ,' `-' `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-17.txt #2733 PAGING ARIA GIOVANNI (Sun, 2006 Dec 17) .-. (/^\) (\ /) WILL SOMEONE PLEASE STUFF .-'-. A DICK IN ARIA GIOVANNI /(_I_)\ OR SEND HER HOME \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-06.txt #2661 WITH REAL FISTS (Fri, 2006 Oct 6) _ ,-, _ ,--, /: :\/': :`\/: :\ BEHOLD: MY FISTICUFFS |`; ' `,' `.; `: | | | | ' | |. | : | | pb | || | :. | : | : | : | \ \__/: :.. : :.. | :.. | ) `---',\___/,\___/ /' `==._ .. . /' `-::-' (WITH REAL FISTS (TM)) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-12.txt #2667 QUEENS RAMPAGES (Thu, 2006 Oct 12) .--d8b, ( '`YP) OKAY BE HONEST I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO WENT ON RAMPAGES \ f||? / IN THE QUEENS SECTION OF SAN FIERRO / j||t \ ( || ) I MEAN COME ON IT'S GRAND THEFT AUTO YOU HAVE TO GO ON `-||-' RAMPAGES || || AND IF YOU HAVE TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE, WHAT BETTER PLACE fL || =JJ= File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-27.txt #2652 ZERG RUSH (Wed, 2006 Sep 27) .---. .--. ___/ \ / `.-"" `-, ; ; / O O \ / `. \ /-' _ J-.__; _.' (" / `. -=: THE MAIN PROBLEM WITH OUR FOREIGN POLICY IS `: `, -=| THAT BUSH IS TOO RELIANT ON THE ZERG RUSH | F\ i, ; -| | | | || \_J fsc mmm! `mmM Mmm' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-22.txt #2585 ATLAS SHRUGGED (Sat, 2006 Jul 22) + . _ .-. Q: WHO IS JOHN GALT 3==({)_ . ( \ + . _ )`\-| * ) \ . /_`' // |\ .-' `-a:f . B'/`-'M\_| ) / . . * // ( / . B' `-' A: BRAD PITT I GUESS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-07-23.txt #2586 QUALITY ASSURANCE (Sun, 2006 Jul 23) _,.......____ _.-' / `-._`-. REOPENING A BUG AND ADDING SCREENSHOTS ,' / / `. `. ONE BY ONE OVER SEVERAL DAYS THAT ,' ___ / _ / __`. `. PROVE THAT THE BUG ...... REALLY WAS / / \ / (_) / / / \ \ FIXED BUT I'M STILL INSISTING THAT : / /) / / __ / / / L L IT'S NOT FOR SOME INEXPLICABLE REASON | / __,' / / / / / / | | | / / / / / / / /___ | | LOOK THE SCREENSHOT OF THE OLD : /_/ / /_/ / /_____/ F F VERSION SHOWS IT DOESN'T WORK BUT THE \ / / / / SCREENSHOT OF THE NEW VERSION YOU `. / / ,' ,' SAID YOU FIXED DOES NOT SHOW THE PROBLEM `./ / _,'_,' SO I'M REOPENING THIS BUG BECAUSE BY cjr `-.__/______,.;:.-' SOME THOUGHT PROCESS I OBVIOUSLY CANNOT EXPRESS IN WORDS I THINK THERE'S STILL A PROBLEM PROBABLY BECAUSE LIKE ALL PEOPLE IN QUALITY ASSURANCE I'M RETARDED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-09-26.txt #2651 RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE (Tue, 2006 Sep 26) _______\\__ (_. _ ._ _/ FOLKS LET'S BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHER '-' \__. / PEOPLES' RELIGIONS AFTER ALL NO ONE / / RELIGION IS BETTER OR WORSE THAN / / .--. .--. ANY OTHER (IN SPITE OF CLEAR AND ( ( / '' \/ '' \ " INCONTROVERTIBLE EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY) \ \_.' \ ) || _ './ |\ \ ___.'\ / '-./ .' \ |/ \| / )|\ |/ // \\ |\ __// \\__ //\\ /__/ mrf\__| .--_/ \_--. /__/ \__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-13.txt #2668 MICHAEL BAY (Fri, 2006 Oct 13) . . . , ` ` ---. ___. .-._ ` , , ` -_. . . , , a.aaaaa.__a8 IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF BAY , . , ...--,a8P" "Y888888a , .a8a'/ ` \_ _ 8| I'D BE MICHAEL BAY .a88P . \ -' .a8|/ .aa8P" a \aaP' '\ \ \ a8 ' \. -' / \ / Y ,a8 _/ _____ \__ `X \ ___/ `Y8 a8\ ---__________ \_ \ a \/ | _________ __________ a ._ _/_ a8a /; _____ __/P8 \ "8a. ./Y"8-__a:. |. /a"" \. a. a88a' 88: | /8a Y8a 8P_ _ a8.: | --., / `878/88a._./?:\____a;; . | a__ \:::.::.::.::.;;'.'' | ____ -_ `'\__/:.: ,:." . . . | a. /:.:. . . | =>.-. \_ /::. , .-|| |]- ) |:. .-\ a8"-'.-'/___ . \: . .'\ ' .-' / \. /. (_/\_.-' _:' .aaaa. \:_/. . ___ \ ( _..:=' .a:8888P \:. ---\| /:='___-.88888P' |: . `"' ...:88888P' /. . ___ 888888P' . . ----_ `8P"' ___ _ \ / / ___ a: .' \_ < \ -. ______ __/ Y a` \ ___ __/\ \/ ` ` ,O ` ` __- .//`- __ ` _o_ < ) .a ` ` `/ -- ' a8' __ ` ' aP ` ` .////oO ` __ ////'<> ` ` ` ` _., ` ()() , ` ` ` (_); ; ` (_){ `. ` _ . ' .- ` ` , ' ` .====_ - _ ` ( ` ` _` _/ \------. - . . ` _--/ \__/ x \a:f -. . ` _---\ , \__ __ _. ` ___/ \ / \__/ \ ___,/ \_______/ \J, \__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-10-07.txt #2662 MY PREROGATIVE (Sat, 2006 Oct 7) _ _ IT'S MY PREROGATIVE |o| o , o_,' o_, |o| |O| <%'. _`'_ === <\_ |O| (I CAN DO WHAT I WANT TO DO) (0) / | (_)`-' | / | (0) p----------------------------g (WHICH IS TO BEAT WHITNEY) PG File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-16.txt #2732 NAILABLE (Sat, 2006 Dec 16) _"_ % (< ? ` " __||___ |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- THIS WOMAN IS ON THE POINTY SIDE OF NAILABLE %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-12-02.txt #2718 DON'T LIKE ANAL (Sat, 2006 Dec 2) ___ .-"` `"-. .' .-. '. / (/^\) \ / # (\ /) \ Q: HOW CAN YOU TELL GIRLS IN PORN DON'T | # .-'-. | LIKE ANAL | /(_I_)\ | ; \\) (// ; ; / Y \ ; \ \ | / / \ \|/ / \ /|\ / | \|/ | A: BECAUSE IT GOES IN THEIR BUTT, DUH |__/Y\__| {=======} }======={ {=======} }======={ jgs{=======} `""u""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-05-26.txt #2528 THE FIRST DAY (Fri, 2006 May 26) ____ \ \ _\___\_ TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ......... / " _) ((\__-_\ / \\ /__| /\\ UUU / / | /,_/ .................................. KNOWING YOU'RE GAY |/|\ |__ /__\____\ gnv File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-07.txt #2420 WE DON'T GO TO RAVENHOLM (Tue, 2006 Feb 7) (())) /|x x| /\( - ) ___.-._/\/ /=`_'-'-'/ !! WE DON'T GO TO RAVENHOLM |-{-_-_-} ! (-{-_-_-} ! (IT'S ALL YUPPIES THERE NOW) \{_-_-_} ! }-_-_-} {-_|-_} {-_|_-} {_-|-_} {_-|-_} ZOT ____%%@ @%%_______ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2006/2006-02-13.txt #2426 HE WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST (Mon, 2006 Feb 13) ____ /(( )) ( )6 6( ) WHY CAN'T BARTLET JUST BE HONEST WITH HIMSELF (_) l (_) AND PUT ON A FUCKING DRESS \ <> ) ____) (_____ ( \____/ ) ) ( )( ) ( / / \ / \ \ / / \ / \ \ \ \ )==( / / \ \ / \ / / '\\/ \//' WELL '|\` '|\` \ / YOU KNOW \ / ) ( WITH HELP jgs/akg / \ / \ SINCE HE'S A CRIPPLE AND ALL / \ / \ / \ / \ `-...., ,..-' `-..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-20.txt #2857 GREAT GIFT IDEA (Fri, 2007 Apr 20) __________ ,. ,. ,','.___.,',`. `.\ /,' ___________ / /.____./ / \ \ \\ // ,''..-------..``. : : : : : : \// :`-..._____...-': [ |.____.| ] | ] //\ |`-..._____...-'| | | | | | | // \\ | | | | [ |.____.| ] | ] // \\ |] | | [| | | | | | | // \\ | [] [] | : :.____.: : ; ; // \\ | | ___ | | \ \.____.\ \ / / // \\ :`-.:._]|[_.:.-'; `.`.____.`.`,' SSt `' SSt `' `-...|SSt|...-' HERE'S A GREAT GIFT IDEA IF YOUR FRIEND LIVES IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX, BUY HIM A FUCKING DRUM SET SURELY THAT WILL NOT RESULT IN HIS MURDER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-29.txt #2835 ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCES (Thu, 2007 Mar 29) ) ) ) I SEEK *REAL* ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCES !!!!!!!!!! ( ( ( JUST NOT NUCLEAR ) ) ) (~~~~~~~~~) I SEEK *REAL* ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCES !!!!!!!!!! | --- | JUST NOT NUCLEAR | | I _._ I SEEK *REAL* ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCES !!!!!!!!!! I /' `\ JUST NOT NUCLEAR I | N | f | |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| .' | ||~~~~~~~~| | /'______|___||__###___|____| REPEAT UNTIL YOU DIE AND NOTHING GETS DONE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-01.txt #2807 UNDER SIEGE (Thu, 2007 Mar 1) \\\ , \ `| ) ( .-""-. | | /_ { '. | | (/ `\ } ) | | ^/ ^`} { \ \ \= ( { ) \ \ '-, { {{ \ \_.' ) } ) \.-' ( ( /'-.'_. ) ( } \_( { _/\ ) '--' `-;\ \ _.-' / / / <\/>_.' .' / / <\/>/. ' /<\// / _ |\`- _ . -/| - _- ` _.-'`_/- | \ - - - - \\\ }`<\/> <\/>`{ { -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- } } { <\/>. <\/> {`<\/> <\/>`} } -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- { { } } } { H A P P Y { <\/> B I R T H D A Y <\/> `<\/> <\/>' jgs -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- NOW THERE'S A WOMAN WHO KNOWS HER PLACE INSIDE A GIANT CAKE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-08.txt #2845 OCEAN'S TWENTY-SIX (Sun, 2007 Apr 8) | \ _ / -= (_) =- .\/. / \ .\\//o\\ ,\/. | ,~ //o\\|,\/. ,.,., ,\/. ,\//o\\ |\ | |//o\ /###/#\ //o\ /o\\| /| \ ^^|^^|^~|^^^|' '|:|^^^|^^^^^|^^|^^^""""""""("~~~~~~~~/_|__\~~~~~~~~~~ .|'' . | '''""'"''. |`===`|'' '"" "" " (" ~~~~ ~ ~======~~ ~~ ~ jgs^^ ^^^ ^ ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^ ^^ "" """( " ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~ I'M WAITING FOR OCEAN'S 26 THANKS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-15.txt #2821 QUICK VOTE (Thu, 2007 Mar 15) _.-._ _.-._ _| | | | | | | |_ | | | | | | | | | | HANDS UP, WHO LIKES | | | | | | | | | | RIMJOBS ??? | _.-' | _ _ | '-._ | ;_.-'.-'/`/ \`\`-.'-._; | ' / \ ' | \ '. / \ .` / | | jgs | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-29.txt #3080 LUDACRIS (Thu, 2007 Nov 29) _.-._ | | | |_ | | | | | LUDACRIS FEELS LIKE SLAPPING AN N-WORD TODAY | | | | | _ | '-._ | \`\`-.'-._; \ ' | JUST FYI, MIGHT WANT TO STAY CLEAR \ .` / jgs | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-15.txt #3066 JERRY LEWIS (Thu, 2007 Nov 15) ^ | + JUST TO CLEAR THIS UP ONCE AND FOR ALL | | | | JERRY LEWIS = DEATH | A === ________ /EEE\ |______| //EEE\\ |*( )*| ejm 97 ___//_____\\_____________|O| |O|_______ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-01.txt #3052 BIONIC WOMAN (Thu, 2007 Nov 1) .-------------------- | | ,-""-. /) I DON'T SEE HOW THE NEW BIONIC WOMAN SERIES | / c/-} // COULD BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN A COMPLETE, | ( ,--)T-. // UNQUALIFIED, EXCELLENT TELEVISUAL FEAST | `/ ,_) )\__,-/ | / /. \'_,-"< | / / ) _`).__ | _/,' ( ""-."-. |'-/ _/`-----. ),' |o!O '"-'"""----" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-25.txt #2923 POCAHONTAS (Mon, 2007 Jun 25) , /:\ >:< >:< POCAHONTAS WAS PUSHED >:< ,,,,,\:/ ######### //////\\\\\ // /_\ /_\ \\ \( 0 _ 0 )/ /\\= _\ =//\ \\/\ --- /\// //\ '---' /\\ \// \\/ /\\ //\ \\/ \// # # jgs " " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-08.txt #2967 GET IT RIGHT (Wed, 2007 Aug 8) _.-"""-._ _.-"""-._ / (#\ \_/ (#\ \ FOLKS IT'S H2O AND CO2, NOT H20 AND C02 : \#) |NNn. \#) : \ /N(#\N\ / "-.___.-nNNN\#)N|_.-" \NNNNNNNNN/ GET IT FUCKING RIGHT OR STOP WRITING "*NNNNN*" ANYTHING EVER AGAIN " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-20.txt #2979 TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A SAND CASTLE (Mon, 2007 Aug 20) ____ /^\ / -- ) / | \ (____/ / | | \ / / /_|_|_|_/ / | / / __ __ __ | / /__ __ __ [ ]__[ ]__[ ]. / /[ ]__[ ]__[ ] |__ ____/ /___ __| | / .------ ) | | / / / | I'M A SANDY LITTLE BUTTHOLE | / / / | ~~~~~~~~~~~~-----------~~~~~~~~ldb~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-04.txt #2751 WITHOUT A QUESTION (Thu, 2007 Jan 4) _ .--,-"" ""-. ( ) j- __. | WITH A NAME LIKE FLIRTIN' AND SQUIRTIN' | ' -'| IT'S GOT TO BE GOOD |`--._____,+-. .';`--.___.' `. .' / _ | / ,-' _.-'o;__\ ( .' o.-' \)`. `j--..___.' ' / ) (/ _ `-._ `-/`--' ,----. (.' `--. `. `-._.'`._,-\\`. /a:f I'M A "SKEPTICAL CHICK" SO I'M GOING TO POSE NUDE IN A CALENDAR !!!!!!! BECAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW TRUE INTELLECTUAL ENDEAVOR INVOLVES BEING SLUTTY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-18.txt #2916 EVIL GHOST (Mon, 2007 Jun 18) ___ / \ / O O \ | O | Q: WHO TURNED ROGER EBERT INTO AN EVIL GHOST , | | , \/( )\/ | ) ( | |( )| || | |' `| | | A: ROB SCHNEIDER | | | | /-' |_.' VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-21.txt #2980 DODECAHEDRON (Tue, 2007 Aug 21) _,--"^"--._ ,'\ /`. F12 E30 V20 KHI2 / 12{5} / {5,3} / 3 | 2 5 ,' \_______/ `. | / \ | OKAY YOU'VE GOT TO BE A LITTLE IMPRESSED | / \ | WITH AN ASCII ARTIST WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK | _/ \_ | A DODECAHEDRON IS \'' `-. ,-' ``/ \ `-._,-' / THOUGH I HAVE TO SAY THE CHOSEN VIEWING \ | / ANGLE IS RATHER UNINSPIRED AND PEDESTRIAN `-.._ | _,,-' hjm ``"'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-05.txt #2752 CAN THEY DO BETTER (Fri, 2007 Jan 5) ____ .---. `\ /o o \ | .-'-. | .' /_ I MIGHT SAY TO EITHER /` |__ c ( / _= / __/ | | '._ _.-"-.= /`"-...-"` | | `;"""` __/ | | /```````` | | | | , \ | | \ \ \ | | \ \ \ |__________| jgs | \ \ | || | / | | | || | / / | | || | / /` /` _|_||_|_ BUT LET'S FACE IT .' | | \ |\ / THEY'RE BOTH PRETTY ( /--.___.' .----' / \ REVOLTING AND ON `--...__.' / \__ ( | | BALANCE UNLOVABLE / \__ | `) `'----'--| | | `)---'----` \ / '----'----` '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-09.txt #2968 SOME CRAZY LADY (Thu, 2007 Aug 9) / \ ( Y ) A CRAZY LADY SLICED OPEN MY BOTTOM AND TOOK MY POO !!!!!!! \ | / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-24.txt #2922 THE BEJEWELED-TETRIS CONVERGENCE (Sun, 2007 Jun 24) __ @@;, ( ; ? : ); _| |_ | | || | | _| |_ | \ \ \/ || \/ ___ / / | __| |\ __||____||___||______/| | ||| | |_______ _________| | ||| ||| |____ | | ____| ||| \ \______ ) | | / ______/ / || | | | | | /___| || || | | |_ /| | |\ _| || || || | \__, / | | | \<__/ | || SJN OKAY ONE MORE GET-COLORED-BLOCKS-ADJACENT-TO-EACH-OTHER-AND-THEY- DISAPPEAR-BUT-THEN-MORE-BLOCKS-DROP-IN-AND-YOU-WISH-DESPERATELY- THAT-YOUR-LIFE-WILL-END-TO-STOP-THE-UNENDING-PAIN GAME AND YOU ALL DIE IT'S ALMOST AS IF TETRIS-TYPE GAMES WEREN'T ANNOYING ENOUGH SO OUR SOCIETY HAD TO CREATE AN EVEN MORE PREVALENT AND ANNOYING SUBGENRE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-30.txt #2928 DIE HARD 4 (Sat, 2007 Jun 30) ______.........--=T=--.........______ . |:| :-. // /""""""-. LIVE FREE OR HUG ME HARD ': '-._____..--""(""""""()`---.__ /: _..__ '' ":""""'[] |""`\\ ': :' `-. _:._ '"""" : :: '--=:____:.___....-" O" O" grp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-14.txt #3065 MY CIGARETTES (Wed, 2007 Nov 14) ____ ___________//__\\__________ /___________________________\ I___I___I___I___I___I___I___I < ,wWWWWwwWWWWw, > < WW( 0 )( 0 )WW > < '-' '-' > OKAY JOKES OVER < ,._.--""--._., > < ' \ .--. / ` > WHERE DID YOU PUT < './__\_\.' > MY CIGARETTES ___<.-.____________.-.>___ (___/ \__________/ \___) AND HOW DID THIS | \,_,/ \,_,/ | ROTTING CORPSE GET HERE .-|/^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ |-. / (|/\| | | | | | | | | | /\|) \ '.___/| | | | | | | | | | \___.' || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs |\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ | | | `""""""""""""""""""""""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-28.txt #3079 CONCEALMENT (Wed, 2007 Nov 28) \ / \ / | . | CONCEALING A BONER IN MY HEV SUIT |----------| |--. .--| | \__/ | | || | | || | _|__ || __|_ ( '-++-' ) ( - .. . ) ( _ -/\ . - ) (. _ )( __ ) (____)(____) .----` || '----. (_________)(____rs___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-14.txt #2820 DINOSAUR-MAN-THING (Wed, 2007 Mar 14) _. .' _.-' / : `-.'.' .-'-. | / / : .' o ; \ .' / .' /,,,,,, =`-..' / `.____. `-.| WHAT THE FUCK AM I `. .- `. .' | = \ `. | / \ : / .'\ = =| .' / .' \ | : / / | | .-','. : | . \| .' || = | || / || - / (| ;| _ |( -: `-._ || ;| .- `-._ || : `-._ _ `-._ .'|, -| `-._l42 / .' | `-._((/.----.\ `((( - `-._ `-._ _ `-._ `-._ .- `-._ `-._ _ `-. `-._ - `-._ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-09.txt #2846 MY HOBBY (Mon, 2007 Apr 9) .,^v, ;;. |---. ;;:; \~/ / I DRAW ASCII ART OF BUTTERFLIES ;;;;'~ ~\/ ;;;/ , \ \ AND NAKED WOMEN I'LL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH `;/ /: _)_) / /;' ./____ ------/ /-/ -. \----------. __/ / \ ~-.. \ \ `~ ~~ `--.._ ). \ \ - - - - - - - - : /- \ \ - - - - -. | / (_ \_ | / / ~--~ | `' `' `' `' `'( \`' `' `' `' `' `' ~._\ \_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-21.txt #2858 TOO HARD (Sat, 2007 Apr 21) ,-. ( O )` ~ - . _ . - ~ ` ~ - . _ . - ~ ` ~ - |`-'| : : : : : : : : | | : : : : : : : : `-'` ~ - . _'. - ~ ` ~ - .'_ . - ~ ` ~ - cww I'M TOO HARD TO PEE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-28.txt #2834 GERMAN NOUNS (Wed, 2007 Mar 28) +------------------+ | ___ | | _ (,~ | _ | | (____/ |____) | IN GERMANY THEY CAPITALIZE ALL THEIR NOUNS BECAUSE | ||||| ||||| | THEY'RE TOO STUPID TO BE ABLE TO FIND THEM OTHERWISE | ||||| ||||| | | |||||\ /||||| | | |||'//\/\\`||| | | |' m' /\ `m `| | | /||\ | \_ _/ `-----92-KSR-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-23.txt #2860 HUNGARIAN NOTATION (Mon, 2007 Apr 23) __..--"""""""""""""""""::| __..--"" _..--"" | .:______________________.:| | | AFTER FOISTING THE HORRIBLE | __________ ||| | ()| TRAVESTY THAT IS HUNGARIAN | __====::::::::::====__||| |() | NOTATION ON AN UNSUSPECTING ||\_____________________||| | | AND INNOCENT WORLD I THINK ||| ||| | | WE SHOULD HAVE JUST LEFT ||| ||| | | CHARLES SIMONYI IN SPACE ||| ||| | | RATHER THAN BRING HIM BACK |||_____________________||| | | DOWN HERE SO HE CAN DO MORE |||---------------------||| | | ANNOYING THINGS IN THE NAME ||| :-----------------: ||| | | OF COMPUTER SCIENCE ||| | 32x| ||| | | ||| '"""""""""""""""""' ||| | | "HERE CHARLES CHECK IT OUT ||| o = = o [] [] ||| | | IT'S A NICE LITTLE AIRLOCK |||---------------------||| | | STEP IN" |||"""""""""""""""""""""||| | | ||| |==========| ||| | | SORRY I MEAN ||| | o """ ()| ||| | | |||_____________________||| | | "dHERE pnCHARLES vCHECK pIT lOUT ||/_____________________||| | | pIT'S iA aNICE aLITTLE nAIRLOCK || ||| | | vSTEP pIN" |'. .'|| | | | '--__ __--' || | | | """"""""""" || | | | || | | | || | | | |_____| || | | | (____(| || | | | | | || | | | || | | | || || || | | | (( (( || | | | || || || | | | || | | | || | | | .: : : : : : : : . || | ()| | |: : : : : : : : | || | | | |':':':':':':':':| || |() | | | '.'.'.'.'.'.'.'| || | | | |/""""""""""""""";. || | .' | : x '. || | .' | : x: : || | .' | ." x: ". || :' |_:____________________:_|:' grp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-16.txt #2822 AMNESTY OW (Fri, 2007 Mar 16) )\ (_/ THINK ABOUT IT: THIS IS AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL'S .-#-| |-#-. LOGO BECAUSE A CANDLE WITH BARBED WIRE WOULD __|__|_.#' REALLY HURT IF IT WERE SHOVED UP YOUR ASS .' | | . '#--| |-#' I'M EDGY FOLKS xemu_|__| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-02.txt #2808 I'M YOURS (Fri, 2007 Mar 2) ('--.,-').,--`) _Oo C O_o C oO_ SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, I'M HARD `o--^--o--^--o' O!o /""\_/""\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-02.txt #3053 CALL OF DUTY (Fri, 2007 Nov 2) +------------------+ | ___ | | _ (,~ | _ | I'M CONFLICTED WHILE PLAYING CALL OF DUTY | (____/ |____) | | ||||| ||||| | KILLING GERMANS ????? GOOD | ||||| ||||| | | |||||\ /||||| | PLAYING THE RUSSIANS KILLING GERMANS ????? | |||'//\/\\`||| | NOT SO GOOD | |' m' /\ `m `| | | /||\ | I GUESS I RATIONALIZE IT BY REALIZING THE \_ _/ PROPER PRIORITIES: FIRST THE GERMANS, THEN `-----92-KSR-' WAIT UNTIL THE WAR ENDS AND GET THE RUSSIANS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-16.txt #3067 "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC (Fri, 2007 Nov 16) |/| |/| CHECK OUT MY "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC |/| SONG COLLECTION !!!!!! |/| |/| HAHAHAHAHAHA AREN'T THESE GREAT |/| |/| /\) |/|/\/ |/|\/ (\\\) (\\\) (\\\) (\\\) (\\\) /\\/\ / ,^./\ / / \/\ / / \/\ ( ( )/) | | |/| | | |/| | | |/| GURK STRUNG UP ( ( )/) \ \ / / \ `---' / `-----' PhS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-26.txt #2924 SINBAD (Tue, 2007 Jun 26) -="""--.._ ""--...._\ ,b:--....---. || //'""------"' _.l+----.// .&$""' .'"=.. '. / | | ) \ DID SINBAD WIKIDIE AGAIN _.-'@_.' '@_/ | .' " \ -._,-'^"""^'-, `. ,\""---___ |.. _.--._, \ .-"(,_\_""" _.' ' _,-; '"` ` " """' """' | |__ ,+ |-.`o o'"/| #| oO Oo"./ (#| | "|_, | '|> \ / ALL THESE WIKIDEATHS (FALSE `l ,' DEATHS CLAIMED BY WIKIPEDIA, |,-----||' pjy THE GREATEST SOURCE KNOWN lj lJ TO MAN) ARE BECOMING A PROBLEM o@o o@o " " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-13.txt #2760 SO MANY LEVELS (Sat, 2007 Jan 13) ___ / (`\\ I CALL HIM "BUSHITLER" c` 9\9 ___.-| -_"/ /\===\|_/===\ LOLOLOLOLOL THAT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS /`< __ >/ __|,\ YOU HAVE NO IDEA b'ger( - | '|/o| '|- \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-07.txt #2754 THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE (Sun, 2007 Jan 7) _ /\) _ _ / / (/\ WANNA CONDUCT AN INTERVIEW IN SECOND LIFE HUH ????? /\) ( Y) \ \ / / "" (Y ) ( Y) _ "" "" (/\ _ \ \ /\) (Y ) / / FROM THIS DAY FORTH WE SHALL HARKEN BACK TO TODAY "" ( Y) AS THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE OF PENISGRIEFING Krogg "" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-23.txt #2982 A HORRIBLE CONDITION (Thu, 2007 Aug 23) ".----'`v'`----." I HAVE PISS-IN-MOUTH DISEASE \`----._.----'/ hjw `.--.___.--.' OR MAYBE "HJW" DOES, WHOEVER THAT IS `-.___.-' I'M NOT REALLY SURE ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-06.txt #2753 JAZZ (Sat, 2007 Jan 6) _ _ | \ / | | \ _.--. .-. .-. .--._ / | | `._..--' \ _..--'' '.' ''--.._ / '--.._.' | .' o _.--._ o `-' _.--._ o o _.--._ `-' o _.--._ o '. | _O .' '. O .' '. O .' '. O .' '. O_ | || | / \ / \ / \ / \ | || ||_': : : : : : : :'_|| || ': : : : : : : :' || ||_| \ / \ / \ / \ / |_|| | O '. .' O '. .' O '. .' O `. .' O | '. o '-..-' '-..-' o `-..-' `-..-' o .' \ O o O O _ O o / `--------------------------------------' `-------------LGB--' CAN'T WE ALL JUST AGREE WITHOUT RESERVATION THAT JAZZ AS A MUSIC FORM SUCKS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-22.txt #2981 AGORAPHOBIA (Wed, 2007 Aug 22) _.,_ ,-'.' .`-, ;; '. ' `. ;` - _ _,-; ' ; `. ,% .-, - MY AGORAPHOBIA LASTS ,_.,-'` ';; ; : ;%' | | \ ONLY AS LONG AS THE BEER ___ _._,-`'\ `'-`' _.,' `. ) __,--`-,,`' ,._,.-`-., _.,-.--.-,`''` | _| |__ `---'////\ / .-, `-`-^--`'^`-...,,| | |.,/ //\)(/ `-\.-. | `-' ( .-; | | ,. `-~ ~~-. `._.' ,/ / `~ ~~~ ~~ /,.`) // / /_ `/ ( `/ mic `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-12.txt #2759 CHOOSY (Fri, 2007 Jan 12) ,"=-. / _),`'". ( /a( ), ) ) C = = ?/ CHOOSY MOTHERS CHOOSE JIZZ ( )) (_ o-< ) ( `-' \; ( \_ ( | \ ) )| \_/} \ \ \(_;/-|_) )/) `._,--/ / / `!__!! ( (_o)) ---`-._, )--- ------( / |---- | ( | :__/|\_; \ |/ )(\_ /_)--` gpyy \_! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-27.txt #2925 NO NUKES (Wed, 2007 Jun 27) ____ ____ , -- - --- -. ((( (( /// // ' \\-\ \ )) )) /// /// (( _ _ -- \\-- \\\ \) ((( == (( -- (( )) )- ) __ )) ))) (( (( -= (( --- ( _ ) --- )) )) (( __ (( ()((( \\ / /// )) __ ))) \\_ (( __ | | __ ) _ )) ,| | | `-._____,-' `--.___,--' | | | || | || | , _, | | | ( (( (((( /,| __| | )))) ))) ) )) (())) __/ ||( ,, ((//\ ) )))) ---------((( ///_.___ _/ ||,,_____,_,,, (|\ \___.....__.. ))------ool ____/ |/______________| \/_/\__ / \/_/| / |___|___|__ || ___ \ |___|___|_ |/\ /__/| / | | \/ |__|/ PLEASE REPEAT THE PHRASE "ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCES" OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL MY HEAD EXPLODES P.S. WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T MENTION "NUCLEAR" OR ANYTHING JUST KEEP TALKING AND TALKING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-17.txt #3068 EXPECTATIONS (Sat, 2007 Nov 17) D---(] DICKSHOVEL.COM WAS NOT AT ALL WHAT I WAS EXPECTING Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-03.txt #3054 HELEN THOMAS (Sat, 2007 Nov 3) /!_.-_|\ MESSAGE BEGINS `-/_'--' (_(o)\\\) (||\\\\;_, / _-".----. ./_-" /o,--.o\ HELEN THOMAS IS SCARY / |o ( ) o| !__,--.__\o `-'o/ |_-__--__`----' __,/\_|\/\, ( `/_'`X_; MESSAGE ENDS Valkyrie `.____)____) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-03.txt #2809 AND NOW A PRESENTATION FROM THE JOHN EDWARDS SECOND LIFE HEADQUARTERS (Sat, 2007 Mar 3) VOTE FOR EDWARDS YOU FUCKING CUNTS / ( ) / ( ) ( ) _ ) ( \_ _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) Krogg98 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-17.txt #2823 DEAR MR. PRESIDENT (Sat, 2007 Mar 17) ,(()). ,;;;;. __ ________ _____ ___ ((_ _));'_`'_( _| __ __ __ _| _| _| __ __ () \ /)\ ) / (_|__ _|-_| _(_|(_|(_|__ _|-- ((\ O(() \ O / _____(_|(_|_____________(_|_ SSt LIP-SYNCHING THE WORDS TO "DEAR MR. PRESIDENT" WITH MY LOWER LIP TREMBLING AND TEARS IN MY EYES YOU TELL HIM GIRL !!!!!! YEAH THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ALSO SHOW US YOUR TITS YOU STUPID LOSER BITCH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-22.txt #2859 NAUGHTY AT HOME (Sun, 2007 Apr 22) .-------------------- | | ,-""-. /) DEAR DESIRAE OF NAUGHTY AT HOME: | / c/-} // | ( ,--)T-. // NEVER BE SEEN OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOME | `/ ,_) )\__,-/ EVER AGAIN BY ANY MEANS WHATSOEVER | / /. \'_,-"< | / / ) _`).__ THANK YOU | _/,' ( ""-."-. |'-/ _/`-----. ),' I WAS LOOKING FOR THE BIG-BOOBED SCORE |o!O '"-'"""----" MODEL SO YOU FAILED ON EVERY POSSIBLE LEVEL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-13.txt #2819 MICHAEL IRONSIDE (Tue, 2007 Mar 13) .####. .#' `#. # # # # I THOUGHT TOTAL RECALL WAS SOME OF .#. .#. MICHAEL IRONSIDE'S FINEST WORK /###\ /OOO\ ##### OOOOO VK \###/ \OOO/ `-' `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-07.txt #2813 NO TALKING (Wed, 2007 Mar 7) OKAY NO TALKING _.--~~~~~~~--._ /~ ___ ~-._ __ ( /~ > /-._ _, o )~\\ MMMMM YEAH BEATING IT OFF \\ \< ~<<==\(\_| ''' _) ''' \\ `~' ''' OKAY TALKING ALLOWED AGAIN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-26.txt #2863 RESTLESS MOUTH SYNDROME (Thu, 2007 Apr 26) .aadddbbbbaa, ,adddbbbbaaa. .ad" "\bbmdd/" "ba. .,d" `"' "b,. .,ad" "ba,. .,amd" __..,,,aaaaaadddddddMbbbbbbbaaaaaaa,,,..__ "bma,. ,am8888ca8"""""'' ``""""8ac88888ma, """""]8a. .a8[""""" "8ba. .ad8"' `"8bma,. .,amd88"' `"""88bmm==Normand===Veilleux==mmd88"""' `""""""""""""""""""""""' WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY RESTLESS MOUTH SYNDROME DOESN'T QUALIFY ME FOR A DISABILITY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-07.txt #3058 HAT TIP (Wed, 2007 Nov 7) ,-=-. / ) ( c/=( `-( _/ MY DICK IS HARD _/ (_ / `-- ) < , ) )> / \/ \ (/\ / ,' ) \ \ -=` / / | \ \-` / | '\| <_./ \ / | / , \ <,_./ | / | (H/T MY BALLS) /_ | | ``--.__.-='! | / \ ! '`'"' ("" '`'`"' `) \_'"'`"" "``''"''`" "'"`''' (_ \_ '"`=-'`" `" " '"" `-'`" '"'`' '`'"' '""`'" __ __ / . ) _ gpyy/ .' | /|/ / \ /ejm ` __|/ o ( .\ ``'"'""' \ | \___ '`'"`)| \__`-. '""'` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-13.txt #3064 GOOGLE EARTH HAS FINALLY IMPROVED (Tue, 2007 Nov 13) \. - - . ' _ , -`. ' _,' _,' ' ,-' _/ ' ,-' \ _/ __,,_ ' ,' \ _' ////6 6 _ GOOGLE EARTH HAS FINALLY ' ' _\' \\\' > \___% IMPROVED TO THE POINT ' , _,-' \ _______)) _= \__(/ WHERE I NO LONGER NEED \,_,--' \ \\__ __/ /_\_ /|/ THESE DAMN BINOCULARS \ \\+/ _ _\\_//_\ \ \\| '(_/`\)__/ \ \\ |\ (+\ \ \\ \)__;-.\_______ \ \\__,( \/____ - \ NOW WHERE DID I LEAVE \ \`---\/-----), ) \ THE ROHYPNOL \ ||+=+=+=+=/ /\ \ \ ||________| /\ `. \ \ ||------- )/-\\ ) \ ejm/b'ger \|| ,'/ \\ \ \ / / '-` \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-16.txt #2763 INDIA (Tue, 2007 Jan 16) |\_ ==== _/| /# \ / #\ .=\ |/""\ /""\ | /=. _//""\_,H =# || #= H,_/""\\_ ./ /#.| .=()=. | #\ \. ./ # =# |\x("(vv)")x/| #= # \. || /==" #_/ \ \/xx\/ / \_ #" ==\ || )) """ /# # #\______/# # #\ """ (( \_\ =/# # # # # # # # # # \= /_/ """" # # # # # # # # # # # #"""" / W 3 W 3 W 3 W 3 W 3 W 3 W\ #W.W.W.3.W.3.W.3.W.3.W.3.W.# # 3.3.3.3.W.3.3.3.W.3.3.3.3# INDIA WORKS AT THE MOONLIGHT \W3.3.W.3.3.W.W.3.3.W.3.W/ BUNNY RANCH ?!?!?!?!?!?!? \======================/ |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| (SOUND OF MICROPHONE DROPPING |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| TO FLOOR, FOOTSTEPS SCRAMBLING |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| OUT OF HOUSE, DOOR SLAMMING) |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| .#######################. _/*.*.*.*[@@@@@@@@].*.*.*.*\_ / * @@* *[@x ... x @] * *W@ * \ # * W@* *[@...x..x...@] * *@W * # #**@W* * [@xxxx[]xxxx@]* * *W@**# #**W@ * *[@...x..x...@] * * @W**# # * @W * *[@ x....x @] * * W@ * # ## W@ * *[@@@@@@@@] * * @W ## \========================/ )[S@yaN] * [16.08.2002]( | | | | | | | | | | | | ===================== File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-26.txt #2985 FILM AT ELEVEN (Sun, 2007 Aug 26) .__ .-". (o\"\ | | MIDNIGHT PISTACHIO BINGE PLUS \_\ | | MORNING DOUBLE ESPRESSO _.---:_ | EQUALS MODERN ART ("-..-" / "-.-" / FILM AT 11:00 (MORE TO FOLLOW) / | "--" AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-02.txt #2749 THE KNEE BONE CONNECTS TO THE SHIN BONE (Tue, 2007 Jan 2) _____ / _))) / / 6 6 ( ( \ THERE'S THIS GIRL ON THE TRAIN / ,' __= I WOULD LIKE TO EXPERIMENT ON / _ ) /_ ) (YOU KNOW LIKE TO OPEN HER UP ( /\__~__|( AND SEE WHAT MAKES HER BROKEN) /\/__)__) ) ( /\ (_ \| \__'/ \ WHOA TURNS OUT THE KNEE BONE REALLY :o / \ IS CONNECTED TO THE SHIN BONE /\ _/ ) \/ | | | | | ) | /| ) / |________| | / \ | |/ ____\!_______ / )\ /( '-.\_ .. b'ger /,/ .. . File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-23.txt #2921 CUBAN FOOD (Sat, 2007 Jun 23) .-'''''-. |'-----'| /`-.....-`\ | <_} | | .-\-. | _,._ | /# ` \ | __.-` `"""-. | \ / | ..--' `"-. `)_,._ \ '-'-' / (` )--.-"``` `"-.`'-----'` '-----------' ( ) jgs `-------------` I TRIED CUBAN FOOD TODAY !!!!!!!11111 NOT TOO SURPRISINGLY IT TASTES LIKE OPPRESSION File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-22.txt #2920 PLEASE OH PLEASE SAY YES (Fri, 2007 Jun 22) __. . <| ____________ \,'.. | __ ,' `. \ \O \O/ _____ <'__`) )) / \ O/ \O_\OO_O | | ,=------ :o)o)\ | WOULD YOU | \O/| | || | /| / /######## \._/' ___| LIKE TO | | |\ |\/|| /###### _,-`.- \ `-. FUCKLE ?!?!? | /| _ __,--'--__ ,' _,/. : | | | (Y)-'--__,--' ,' ,' \\._/ / | YES/NO | __ :=-::-.-' //)' ,-' _/\ )) \ / ,',_.||||||| ,-'""-._ ((\,-'__] `.____________,' / (_)|||||||,_. / `-. | | | o |||||||(_)| ,,-:. / / \ \___,.|(_)||| o | //,-.\\ ( / \ \_,-+-. (____||-----,.___|,')|(O)| / / \ _) | `._;-----||____,\ \`-' \`.| / `--' |/ )) `' `-`-' \ \/ )) `' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-27.txt #2986 DAVID LETTERMAN (Mon, 2007 Aug 27) _ I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY DAVID LETTERMAN IS NOT DEAD YET ______,' `._______ _______ (______( }___,,__) .';-.;',`.;';.`=|_______) .' ,' // ' \ // I WANT A RESPONSE WITH DETAILED REASONS FROM GOD BECAUSE ' `'/ HE IS SERIOUSLY MISSING OUT ON GOOD CANNON FODDER HERE DR ----`-------~---- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-03.txt #2750 CLASSICAL JAPANESE HAIKU (Wed, 2007 Jan 3) HERE IS MY CLASSICAL JAPANESE HAIKU FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT =, .= =.| ,---. |.= =.| "-(:::::)-" |.= BABY I'M A WANT YA \\__/`-.|.-'\__// `-| .::| .::|-' BARFING ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK REVEALING _|`-._|_.-'|_ FRUIT LOOPS FOR BREAKFAST /.-| | .::|-.\ // ,| .::|::::|. \\ NOT CLEANING IT UP, RUNNING AWAY || //\::::|::' /\\ || /'\|| `.__|__.' ||/'\ ^ \\ // ^ jrei /'\ /'\ ^ ^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-17.txt #2764 PREMATURE EJACULATION (Wed, 2007 Jan 17) ___ /\/_\_ \/ )))) ",".// IS PREMATURE EJACULATION WHEN YOU HAVE AN \%_,O ORGASM BEFORE SHE TRICKS YOU INTO MARRYING HER _||___ /)___/_\ '(_/\_)\/\ />,\\/ / \/\ \o\/==/\ \/o__ (/| /o\\ \,\\- // \ | \ /o| | \ \ / / / o \ \ / / \ | \ / | o / \ o \ \ / | \ \ / / / o / \ / | o \ ) | /__/\___/_____/\___o/ b'ger =' =' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-12.txt #3063 OPERATIONAL END (Mon, 2007 Nov 12) _____ .':::::::'. ___ /:::::::::::\____ _ _.''_ /|| ||`.______.-`|| | |\_\\\\____/_ _.-'\\\\ .|-| ||===|| ||===| ||_||||____|_| .-'||||| '|-| ||===||===========||===| ||_||||____|_|`-._||||| \||___||___________||___|_|/ //// `-._//// ) ) _____ ( /`--.._/ .'| ( '. \ ) ( ( './ ) ) /`--.___\ '._____.' / ) /'._______.' LGB /`--..__/ ) ) /`--..__/ DO NOT FUCK THE OPERATIONAL END ( ) OF THE DEVICE `------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-06.txt #3057 THE FIFTH OF NOVEMBER (Tue, 2007 Nov 6) ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, I HOPE WE'RE ALL TAKING TIME OUT )\_) \_ / TO CONTRIBUTE TO RON PAUL'S CAMPAIGN !!!!! _/|/_ _// ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / BECAUSE THERE'S NO BETTER FEELING THAN , | \_._,-" FLUSHING YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY DOWN THE TOILET ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-27.txt #2864 VIRGINIA TECH SHOOTING (Fri, 2007 Apr 27) +-'~`---------------------------------/\-- ||"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" \\\\\\ \/~) || \\\\\\ \/_ |~~~~~~~~-________________-_________________\ ~--_ !---------|_________ ------~~~~~(-- )--~~ \ /~~~~\~~\ )--- \_ /( || | | \ () \\ \\____/_ / ()\ \\ `~~~~~~~~~-. \ \\ \ \ <($)> \\ \ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \ () \| _\_\__====~~~ JUST THINK THAT IF THE VIRGINIA TECH CAMPUS WERE A GUN-FREE ZONE THIS TRAGEDY WOULD NEVER HAVE ... OOPS I THINK THIS WHOLE INCIDENT CLEARLY ILLUSTRATES THE NEED FOR A COMPREHENSIVE BAN ON THE SALE OF GUNS AND ALL OTHER POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS MATERIAL TO THE WRONG KIND OF PEOPLE BECAUSE AS WE KNOW MOST CRIMES ARE COMMITTED BY PEOPLE OBEYING THE LAW SO CLEARLY THIS WILL BE EFFECTIVE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-06.txt #2812 NEIL ARMSTRONG'S ACTUAL SPEECH (Tue, 2007 Mar 6) + . _ .-. 3==({)_ . ( \ + . _ )`\-| * ) \ . /_`' // |\ .-' `-a:f . B'/`-'M\_| ) / . . * // ( / . B' `-' ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN ????????? MY ASS THAT HURT LIKE HELL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-12.txt #2818 RIP RICHARD JENI (Mon, 2007 Mar 12) _ |_t+.__________________......_ /;_ ;________________/ : \ t""o.\__ :---|------------------t-----^-`--' / RICHARD JENI DIES AT 49 \__L___________________\____________\ ""-. o .--. \--'/ l .-t+. \ ( l) ;"" : / l `--" o; Y """""";: .-. :\ :: '-' ;\ AMERICA SAYS, "WHO" ;; : ; :: bug ;| ;'-------'; '"------"" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-04.txt #2810 LIAR, LIAR (Sun, 2007 Mar 4) CHECK ME OUT NEW YORKER !!!!! I'M A DISTINGUISHED WIKIPEDIA CONTRIBUTOR WITH FOUR ADVANCED DEGREES AND HAVE TONS OF HARD-WORKING STUDENTS AND AM IN MY THIRTIES IN A STABLE GAY RELATIONSHIP AND AM SO RESPECTED IN THE COMMUNITY THAT I GOT HIRED TO WORK FOR WIKIA, THE FOR-PROFIT COUSIN TO WIKIPEDIA !!!!!!! EXCEPT PSYCH !!!!!! NO ACTUALLY I'M A BIG FAT FUCKING LIAR AND I HAVE NO DEGREES, NO STUDENTS, AM IN MY TWENTIES, AND I'M NOT IN A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP !!!!!!!!!! BUT I STILL AM GAY !!!!!!!!!! AND ALSO STILL EMPLOYED BY WIKIA FOR SOME FUCKING PUZZLING REASON IT'S ALMOST AS IF ....... WIKIPEDIA IS A PIECE OF STEAMING SHIT AND EVERYONE, INCLUDING JIMBO WALES KNOWS IT AND SO WHY BOTHER PRETENDING ANYMORE P.S. GO FUCK YOURSELF RUNNING, LIAR _.---.._ _ _.-' ''-. .' '-,_.-' '''. ( _ o : '._ .-' '-._ \ \- ---] '-.___.-') )..-' (_/ MJP (NOTE: NO ACTUAL MANATEES WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THIS FART) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-10.txt #2816 DELAWARE (Sat, 2007 Mar 10) __ (__) WELCOME TO DELAWARE _(_)(_)_ (__)(____) THE THIRTEENTH COLONY (__)(_)(___) Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-19.txt #2856 FIGHT LUPUS (Thu, 2007 Apr 19) ____ _[____]_ I'M GOING TO JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST LUPUS ( '7') __)(^_ MY SUGGESTION: LET'S FIGHT IT WITH AIDS / ,C^D,\ / /||:||\\ I'M NO SCIENTISTICIST BUT I'M PRETTY SURE \ \|/:\|// AIDS COULD KICK LUPUS' ASS `\\~~~|/ ,##\7|\ \ SO MY NEW TREATMENT IS POW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |#| \ \ I CURED YOUR LUPUS WITH AIDS |#| / / jgs |#|/_/ HERE'S A MENTOS AS A CONSOLATION PRIZE |#|\ \ (#_\`' NOW GO WHEEZE OVER THERE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-25.txt #2862 PASS IT ON (Wed, 2007 Apr 25) _____ NADINE JANSEN HAS KIND OF BIG BOOBS |__ " \____..---...-. \__/ "-.,_..--...-' PASS IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 sjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-10.txt #3061 NOT SCHADENFREUDE (Sat, 2007 Nov 10) ----------------------------------------------------- _ .-. / ) .-. ___ __ ( ) ( ( ( ) .'___) (__'-._) ( \ '._) (,'.' '. '-. '. / "\ ' -. '. ) / \ \ .-. ,'. ) ( ',_) _ .' ( \ \ ( \ . .' .' ) .-. ( \ ( .''. '. \ \| .' .' ,',--, / ( ) ) ) \ \ ', : \ .-' ( ( ( ( _) (,' / \ \ : : ) / _ ' . \ \ ,' / ,' ,' : ; / /,' '. /.' / / ( (\ ( '.' " ( .-'. \ '' \_)\ \ \ | \ \__ ) ) ___\ | \___; / , / / ___) ( ( ( PN '.' ) ;) ; (_/(_/ ---------------------------------------------------- IT'S NOT REALLY SCHADENFREUDE IF BAD FORTUNE BEFALLING PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE ACTUALLY DIRECTLY IMPROVES YOUR QUALTIY OF LIFE IS IT INSTEAD IT'S JUSTICE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-04.txt #3055 NUMBER THREE (Sun, 2007 Nov 4) _____ | D IN ADDITION TO "NUMBER ONE" TO REPRESENT URINATION AND | | "NUMBER TWO" TO INDICATE DEFECATION, I HUMBLY SUGGEST | | THE ADDITION OF A "NUMBER THREE" TO \___| _ INDICATE AN ALL-AROUND BAD DAY || _______ -( (- |_'(-------) '-' | / _____,-\__..__|_____Pr59 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-01.txt #2748 PRICKS (Mon, 2007 Jan 1) | (_) \ ___ _ / ", /RRRb ./( ( ) - | MMN WHEN I GO TO SLEEP I DREAM OF PRICKS f^~Y^| \MMM ~ ^ ^ /^--^\ | | AND THEN WAKE UP AND YEP: | ^ | PRICKS THERE TOO ~> < | \ i | mOm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-08.txt #2906 NINTENDO GAMECUBE (Fri, 2007 Jun 8) _ ,---. U ; \ ; EXCUSE ME BUT THE GAMECUBE HAS MANY ADULT- .==\"/==. `-.___.-' THEMED AND ADULT-ORIENTED GAMES ((+) . .:) |`.-(o)-.'| OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO TELL MYSELF jrei \/ \_/ \/ WHILE PLAYING ONE-HANDED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-25.txt #2984 CATHERINE WHEEL (Sat, 2007 Aug 25) __ __ __ [_|]'_|] __ [_|].-'-_-_'-._] _.'.'-.-'' '-.-'__ I'LL BET CATHERINE WHEEL [_|]-.'. ' ' .'.-_] ISN'T EVEN A REAL GIRL _/ /_/ '.'. ' ' . .' -_ [_|]_' '.'_'_. .' '._] |_|_| = = (.-_o) = = :-_' [_|] _ .//\/_\. .-_] \_\_\ .'//_//_\\'. .-. [_|]_`./.-/.-.-.\_'-_] '.'.-'-//__.\.\\.' [_|]-/.-_ .-[_\\ // // [_|] \.\\ _____//_//_________\.\\_____ mic File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-31.txt #2990 FOR A MOMENT (Fri, 2007 Aug 31) _.--"""""""--._ ___ _.-'-""-. .---.`-. ___ \ | .' /____/\\ /.-.-.\ `-. | / \ \ .' (-)=(-) ) /(-)=(-)\ `. / / \ \ .' |_/"\_/| /.`\ o /`.\ `. / / \ \ .' (]___)/ \__/`-'\__/ `. / / \ \ :__________/)___/\__/_________\_________: / / \ \.' `./ / \` _____________ `/ ' \/ \/ ` ' `-------------' `. /\ ./\ | |. __...---"""""""""""""---...__ .'| | \/ `. _.-'=.-.=====================.-.=`-._ .' \/ \ `.===: :===================: :===.' / \ `-.=`-'=====================`-'=.-' / `-._____`-._______________________.-'______.-' jro WHEN I YAWN IT MAKES ME LESS TIRED FOR A MOMENT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-15.txt #2762 QUITE HONESTLY (Mon, 2007 Jan 15) __ .' '\._ \ @ /; __ ;::'--':;. _ .' '. :;:: _.'._ \ @ / ;;.-:/ | \:.'--; :___......._ '. {{__..--""-,_'-.: {{[_ _ _ _ _'--.} {[| | || || | |-.]} {[\-'-':-::-:-'/ ]} {[ \ \ _\_/ / ~]} I'M FRANGIBLE AND QUITE HONESTLY {{[\ .-' '-./]}} {[.:-"'\ /'"-'.]} POSSIBLY EVEN FUNGIBLE {[' __/ \__ :]} {[::' _) (_ ' :]} {{[: : ] [ : :]} {[: : ( ) :]}} {{[: : '-' :]} [ : :_.:';. :]} {{[_.' _ _ _ '-._]} {|\\|~|_|_|_|~| ] } jim{{ '""''~~~""-- _' ''""""""""""""'' . | . -:--|--:- ' | ' _|_ | | \ / / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-19.txt #2978 AN HONEST AND FORTHRIGHT OPINION ON CARROT TOP (Sun, 2007 Aug 19) \/' \/' _/' AM I ONLY THE ONE WHO THINKS (,;) THAT CARROT TOP IS TERRIFYING (,.) (,/ RR |/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-20.txt #2918 GARK (Wed, 2007 Jun 20) `) _ \ IT'S INTERESTING THAT THE LANGUAGE WOMEN SPEAK (( }/ ,_ WHEN STARRING IN "GAG FACTOR" MOVIES ONLY )))__ / CONSISTS OF ONE WORD REPEATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN (((---' \ ' )|____.---- ) / \ ` ( / ' \ ` ) / ' \ ` / / ' _/ / _!____.-' GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK /_.-'/ \ ejm |`_ |`_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-29.txt #2776 WII CONTROLLER (Mon, 2007 Jan 29) _n_________________ |_|_______________|_| | ,-------------. | I GOT A WII BUT I COULD ONLY DO THE BEAT-OFF | | .---------. | | MOTION AND THAT ONLY WORKS FOR THE GAME | | | | | | "WATCHING PAINT DRY 3: THE REVENGE" | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | `---------' | | | `---------------' | | _ | | _| |_ ,-. | ||_ O _| ,-. "._,"| | |_| "._," A | hjw | _ _ B | | // // | | // // \\\\\\ | | ` ` \\\\\\ , |________...______," File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-21.txt #2919 PAJAMAS MEDIA (Thu, 2007 Jun 21) ___________ ___________ ___________ ___________ | _______ | | _______ | | _______ | | _______ | | | ___ | | | | ___ | | | | ___ | | | | ___ | | | | | _|_| | | | | _|_| | | | | _|_| | | | | _|_| | | | | | |___| | | | | |___| | | | | |___| | | | | |___| | | | |_______| | | |_______| | | |_______| | | |_______ __| |___________| |___________| |___________| |_________ CvN I'M A PAJAMAS MEDIA NETWORK BLOGGER !!!!!!!111111 ALSO I'M BARELY HUMAN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-28.txt #2775 DIVINE ALLERGIES (Sun, 2007 Jan 28) | - * - | ___ ___ __ __ __ ((")) /(")\ {')\ {')\ {')\ ((-)) ,,o,,,, |\^/| |-\ \ |-\ \ |-\ \ | @ | \___/ | o | B| \_\ D| \_\ Q| \_\ |___| /\ /\ |___| |___| |___| |____| ldb JESUS IS ALLERGIC TO MY DICK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-18.txt #2977 THE SAD TRUTH (Sat, 2007 Aug 18) _ _ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, \ / / ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( \ [ = =] IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL < ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( / { ^ } SOMEBODY LICKS A DICK \ (__(__(__(__(__(__(__(__) ~ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ -cfbd- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-30.txt #2989 OWEN WILSON (Thu, 2007 Aug 30) POOR OWEN WILSON !!!!!!!!!111111111 emmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ """"""|_____ ) I'M RICH AND FAMOUS AND WELL-LIKED Elijah """""""""--------""" AND FUNNY AND GET GIRLS !!!! BOO-HOO NOW IF WE CAN ONLY GET BEN AFFLECK TO FOLLOW SUIT WE'RE IN BUSINESS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-14.txt #2761 FEMINISTS (Sun, 2007 Jan 14) _,---. (/_/)))) I HAVE A PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION \c e_e) . \ = ) _| ,-` -(_ |o| ARE THEY RAPE VICTIMS BECAUSE THEY / `-'\\ |#{) ARE FEMINIST OR FEMINISTS BECAUSE /__| ._ _)y / THEY ARE RAPE VICTIMS < \ (\_/ `.\ ____\ IN OTHER WORDS WHICH COMES FIRST ,>>> | .==T=T==.__| PERSONALLY I BELIEVE THAT IT'S | | / A CLASSIC CHICKEN-AND-EGG PROBLEM | |\ |_______| \ / /\ \ ANYHOO LET'S GO OUT AND MAKE SOME / ,' `. \ MORE FEMINISTS / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-24.txt #2983 WOODY ALLEN (Fri, 2007 Aug 24) -------------------------------------------------------------------------, [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [ -----------------------------------------------------------------------/ \|/ | O - ^^ | | _ _ | --O--|/ \ O ^^ | ^^ ||||| | ___ ( ) ( ) _/ /\ /|\ | --|-- | ^^ |O=O| |_ __/_|_\,_|___|___/ / \/\ |~~~~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~| ( - ) | `-O---O-' | /\ \/\_| / \ | .-~~~-. | -- -- -- -- -- / / /\ \ | ' ` | //| o |\\ |______________ | --------------------------------------------------------------_/ [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [' ------------------------------------------------------------' OTMK THANK GOD !!!! ANOTHER WOODY ALLEN MOVIE !!!!! BECAUSE FOR FUCK'S SAKE THAT'S WHAT THIS PLANET NEEDS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-09.txt #2907 THE MICHELIN MAN (Sat, 2007 Jun 9) .--------. DO YOU HAVE THE DREAM WHERE THE MICHELIN MAN ____/_____|___ \___ SHOWS UP AND SPONTANEOUSLY SELF-REPLICATES INTO O _ - | _ ,* TWO AND THEN BOTH DO IT AGAIN AND THEY KEEP Dani '--(_)-------(_)--' DOING IT UNTIL THERE ARE LOTS AND LOTS AND THEN SUDDENLY THEY ALL START TOUCHING AND FONDLING YOU ?!?!?!?!?!? THEN RAPE OR IS THAT JUST MY DREAM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-05.txt #3056 MISSOURI LAW (Mon, 2007 Nov 5) _____ _.--~_..__ ~~-._ :..____~ ~~--.._ ~~-.. ~ ._ ~~----__________ `-._ `. __ ~~~~~~-----...__ ~~\. ~-. .------.. ~~~---__ `. . .- ~~-----_________ ,' ~== __ ~~--__ \ \=_ | ___ ~ - ~-. \. ) ~--__ | `._ ;:~~:---__ `. `._ \ \~-.-------~~ \ \ ~~~~~_::. ) ~~--__ |`. | | ,=:__) \ \ `----' `-. / | | | __...=-. ) ;' | ,-=~~_,' '~~.==----' _Seal_ _,-' / ~~~ _______.......----~~~ _,' --~~""""---......._________...--' seal HERE IN THE SHOW-ME STATE YOU'RE EXPECTED TO SHOW ME YOUR TITS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-11.txt #3062 I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES (Sun, 2007 Nov 11) .-. / / /. / ) /c\/ ( /'\/ ) / / TO THIS VERY DAY ( / / I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ) / / ABOUT MONICA LEWINSKY'S VAGINA ( /. / .`.'.Pru `'`` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-24.txt #2861 KELIS (Tue, 2007 Apr 24) __ /__\ THE FIRST TIME I SAW KELIS WAS ON THE CHRIS ROCK SHOW \__/ || || || as \__ AND MY ONLY THOUGHT WAS "WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH HER" \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-30.txt #2867 APPROACHING SIRENS (Mon, 2007 Apr 30) , __ _.-"` `'-. EVER BEAT OFF AND THEN SUDDENLY REALIZE /||\'._ __{}_( THAT YOU'RE IN A STRANGE PARKING LOT |||| |'--.__\ AND EVERYONE'S STARING AT YOU AND | L.( ^_\^ THERE ARE THE SOUND OF APPROACHING SIRENS \ .-' | _ | | | )\___/ NO ?!?!?!?! | \-'`:._] jgs \__/; '-. WELL (COUGH) IT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME EITHER I WAS JUST ASKING (COUGH) I GOTTA GO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-11.txt #2817 DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME (Sun, 2007 Mar 11) _____ _.'_____`._ .'.-' 12 `-.`. SINCE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME ISN'T FUCKED UP ENOUGH /,' 11 1 `.\ LET'S KIND OF RANDOMLY CHANGE IT JUST TO // 10 / 2 \\ MAKE THINGS MORE DIFFICULT ;; / :: || 9 ----O 3 || :: ;; \\ 8 4 // \`. 7 5 ,'/ '.`-.__6__.-'.' ((-._____.-)) _)) ((_ '--'SSt '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-18.txt #2855 OCCULATION (Wed, 2007 Apr 18) _--._ ___-----___ ,' . `- _,-' `-._ ' '`_ `. ,'. --. ``:::.`. ` ` ) / `. \_ ) / )` `._ ` (` `-. ._ __(__,-'_,-' ;m ,' -##, "" "--_: "" : # ` m ww =(\ ' :\ . XANTHE IS GOING TO OCCULT | ` (_ ` ` |( IOTA CANCRI ON TUESDAY ?!?!?! | . ' / ` : ' `-.__ . ) : I SMELL A SITCOM !!!!!!1111 --` oO `-' :: / ; ( ::\ ,##. ' ' ,' / )_-_\ \ `` /,-' / ``._ ` __,--'--'_,' `-____ ___,-v rjm ' ----- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-05.txt #2811 CONSPIRACY DUCK: 9/11 (Mon, 2007 Mar 5) ______ _\ _~-\___ = = ==(____AA____D \_____\___________________,-~~~~~~~`-.._ / o O o o o o O O o o o o o o O o |\_ `~-.__ ___..----.. ) Roland `---~~\___________/------------````` = ===(_________D o< THERE'S A GUY WHO SENDS TYPO CORRECTIONS TO ASCII ART FARTS HE'S BEEN DOING THIS FOR QUITE A WHILE AND AS OF TODAY HE'S SENT IN A TOTAL OF 93 CORRECTIONS WHICH PROBABLY IS A GOOD INDICATION THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD CONSIDER DRINKING A LITTLE LESS BUT I'D LIKE TO IMPRESS UPON YOU, DEAR READERS, THE GREATER ISSUE AT HAND THAT IS REVEALED BY THIS NUMBER 93 ?!??!?! HELLO ?!?!?!? UNITED FLIGHT 93 ?!?!?? 9/11 ?!?!?!?! IT PROVES THAT OUR GOVERNMENT WAS IN ON 9/11 AND SO WAS THIS GUY WHY HE'S SENDING IN TYPOS TO US RATHER THAN DOING SOMETHING MORE SINISTER FOR THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT I COULDN'T SAY MAYBE HE'S BEEN DEMOTED ON ACCOUNT OF US SEEING THROUGH THE CONSPIRACY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIGNED, F*CK B*SH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-22.txt #3042 CENTAURS (Mon, 2007 Oct 22) ,~, (((} WHEN SOMEONE REFERS TO THE CLITORIS AS BEING -''-. LIKE A LITTLE PENIS I GET GROSSED OUT (\ /\) ~______\) | `\ ~~~( | ') I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS: | )____( | TOUCHING LITTLE PENISES IS GAY /|/ ` /| \ \ / | ejm |\|\ /| |\ ALSO SO ARE CENTAURS (ONE DEPICTED AT LEFT) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-17.txt #3007 BEATIFICATION (Mon, 2007 Sep 17) / | \ / | \ TURNS OUT BEATIFICATION ISN'T WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS /O O | O O\ //|\ /|\ /|\ /|\\ /=/ \=/ \= / \=/ \=\ / == == == == == \ / == == == == == \ MP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-03.txt #2993 THE BANG SPACE SHUTTLE (Mon, 2007 Sep 3) _ ,' '. / \ ^ | _ | ^ | || / \ || | | |||.-.||| | LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT | ||| ||| | | ||| ||| | | ||| ||| | | ||| ||| | | ,' '. | THE BANG SPACE SHUTTLE ,'__ __`. /____ | ____\ /_\ |_|_| /_\ .: : : :. : . : . : : :: :: :: : : .: :. : : .: :.: : :. : . : : .: : :: : jrei .: . : : .. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-06.txt #2934 EXODUS (Fri, 2007 Jul 6) __..--"""""""""""""""""::| __..--"" _..--"" | .:______________________.:| | | EVOCARE | __________ ||| | ()| | __====::::::::::====__||| |() | ||\_____________________||| | | ||| ||| | | ||| ||| | | ||| ||| | | |||_____________________||| | | |||---------------------||| | | ||| :-----------------: ||| | | ||| | 32x| ||| | | ||| '"""""""""""""""""' ||| | | ||| o = = o [] [] ||| | | |||---------------------||| | | |||"""""""""""""""""""""||| | | ||| |==========| ||| | | ||| | o """ ()| ||| | | |||_____________________||| | | ||/_____________________||| | | || ||| | | |'. .'|| | | | '--__ __--' || | | | """"""""""" || | | | || | | | || | | | |_____| || | | | (____(| || | | | | | || | | | || | | | || || || | | | (( (( || | | | || || || | | | || | | | || | | | .: : : : : : : : . || | ()| | |: : : : : : : : | || | | | |':':':':':':':':| || |() | | | '.'.'.'.'.'.'.'| || | | | |/""""""""""""""";. || | .' | : x '. || | .' | : x: : || | .' | ." x: ". || :' |_:____________________:_|:' grp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-12.txt #2940 GAY MOOSE (Thu, 2007 Jul 12) .-. .-. / | | \ ; ; _ _ ; ; | / ,' | ; `. \ | ; '-' / _ \ `-' | \ (_.' | .-. \ ; `. | | `-' / `._ \ _ | .' ,-''-. `.-/` `\.-.-' _.-` ,' `'--' oo ._).__..-' | O O ; ; _ | <\ \ / / _\ `. .' | WATCH OUT THE GAY CANADA MOOSE ,'"`\ `-.___.-' \ \ IS GOING TO HOLD YOU DOWN AND / \ ; '. MAKE YOU DRINK MOLSON BEER ,-' `. / `. __/ `, `. ; | \ /` , \ '\ ; | ; ; ,'| ,_|\_.; \ __\ | '. _\ |`. _/ ; _\ ,_7 ; ,-' '\ __\ _,-'"` _.' \ `. \ >_,|\ |/ /_ \"` _,.-' ; `. \ ` .-'--------`/ |.-'` \_---------mx- | `. / '-' `/`_\ | |,-' \> |/ ` `. _/ \ / ; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-22.txt #2800 HPV (Thu, 2007 Feb 22) .-_-. |(")| I THINK I HAVE HPV OR MAYBE HIV /~~~/) /___/ /> ( )/ /'--'\ WHICHEVER ONE IS THE FUNNIER ONE ldb '----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-03.txt #2870 IN AN EMERGENCY (Thu, 2007 May 3) _.--._ ,' `. FAT WHORES COULD BE FUCKED IN AN EMERGENCY / __) __` \ ( (`-`(-') ) /) \ _ / ( /' )-._.' . \ ___ ( ,--., `.)___(___) AN EXAMPLE: NO OTHER WHORES IN SIGHT )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) Ojo/VK/FS/ejm ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' / /| / / | / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-17.txt #2884 GIULIANI 2008 (Thu, 2007 May 17) _,-/\^---, ;"~~~~~~~~"; _/;; ~~ {0 `---v ;" ::::: :: "\_ _/ ;; ~ _../ ;" ;; ;;; \___/:: ;;,'~~~~ ;" ;;;;. ;; ;;; :: ,/ / ;; ;;;______;;;; ;;; ::,/ VOTE GIULIANI /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_ ;;; ,/ | :/ / ,/ \_ ~~)/ AND CAST YOUR VOTE AGAINST Targon|:| / /~~~= \;; \~~= FUCKING DISGUSTING FERRETS ;:;{::~~~~~~= \__~~~= ONCE AND FOR ALL ;~~:; ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ \/~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-27.txt #3108 TEARS (Thu, 2007 Dec 27) ____ ____ _,',--.`-. _,',--.`-. <_ ( () ) > ( <_ ( () ) > `-:__;,-' \ `A:__:,-' \ / \ (( ) I FART TEARS \-' \ \ Shrimod ( ) `-'"`-----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-26.txt #3107 GET LIVES (Wed, 2007 Dec 26) /; / |'-,. / ' `"---,.__ / ' ,' , '"--,"| / ' , ,' ,"::| / ' ,' , ,"::::| / ' , ,' ,"::::::L I'LL TELL YOU WHAT / ' ,' ,' ,"::::::::L / ' , , ,":::::::::J k-,._ ,' _.":::::::::::J \. `"----'"".J::::::::::::| ALL THIS EXCITED TALK ABOUT HARRY POTTER \. .-, .L:::::::::::| BOOKS AND MOVIES AND ABOUT HOW CHARACTERS \. ( .J:::::::::::! ARE SECRETLY GAY SURE GETS MY NOTICE \. `-- .L:::::::::/ \. .-. .|::::::::/ AND MAKES ME NEVER WANT TO UNDER ANY \. ( ) .J:::::::/ CIRCUMSTANCES READ OR WATCH ANY OF THOSE \. `-' .L:::::/ FUCKING THINGS \. L .|::::/ \. !__ .J:::/ GET LIVES PEOPLE \. __ .L:/ \. L_) .|/ SIGNED, THE GUY WHO WRITES SWEAR WORDS kth `-,__,-' ON ASCII ART File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-16.txt #2883 TO BLOCK (Wed, 2007 May 16) itz -_ `-;-_ ,--.__ `-;-/. ,/\-`. I'LL TAKE WP:IAR TO BLOCK _//"\\ l'/Y=| /'-? \\ `;\-| ,' ;/ \\ \|; ./' ;' \\ \( ,-" _;' \\ ` ,-'_;-" \ "' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-02.txt #2869 LOUDSPEAKER ANNOUNCEMENT (Wed, 2007 May 2) .---. / /"\ \ )/a a\( ( ( - ) ) PAGING PAM GRIER'S BOOBS )_) (_( .'\ /'. /,(_\ /_),\ \\ \ ^ / // \\/ \// (/-._.-\) | T | | | | \ | / \ | / jgs )|( / | \ `-`-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-23.txt #2801 IT IS YOU KNOW (Fri, 2007 Feb 23) ________________________________________________________ / ____________________________________________________ \ | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |_|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__| | | ____________________________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_| | \___________________________________________________LGB__/ MY BONER IS STILL INCONSOLABLE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-13.txt #2941 LAST MEAL (Fri, 2007 Jul 13) _ /' `\ P___/ LZ | /`/'\ .,--,. \___/ IS IT OK WITH THE STATE OF TENNESSEE ... ,' __ ', _ IF I EAT MY LAST MEAL FROM ||| / /' `\ A H | JENNIFER HUSTON'S BUTT ??? S / M | | S A_| U Y \ / S R| C ', `--' ,' D| K '~--~' ER kth File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-07.txt #2935 IN DEFENSE OF WICCA (Sat, 2007 Jul 7) ( " ) ( _ * * ( / ___ " " _/ / WHY OF COURSE WICCA IS A REAL RELIGION ( * ) ___/ | ) " _ o)'-./__ IT'S JUST LIKE CHRISTIANITY OR THE * _ ) (_, . $$$ ONE WITH THE SUICIDE BOMBERS OR ( ) __ __ 7_ $$$$ THE ONE WITH BLUE DUDES WITH FOUR ARMS ( : { _) '--- $\ OR THE ONE WITH THE CRAZY SALAMANDERS ______'___//__\ ____, \ ) ( \_/ _____\_ .' \ \------''. |=' '=| | ) | | | . _/ WELL I GUESS I'M NOT REALLY SURE \ (. ) , / /__I_____\ WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS ONE snd '._/_)_(\__.' (__,(__,_] SO I'LL JUST STOP HERE @---()_.'---@ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-02.txt #2992 MEGAWATTS (Sun, 2007 Sep 2) _ SO HELP ME GOD IF POWER COMPANIES AND NEWS ( ) AGENCIES CAN'T START LEARNING THE DIFFERENCE (` `. BETWEEN MEGAWATTS AND MEGAWATT-HOURS THEN , )_ I WILL KILL AGAIN ( ). _ (:' ) ( ) _(' )'`. (` ) (' _ )_ _`; .;) .=(`( . ) .- ( ) _.:( ) ) _( ) `: )_`, (( (..__.:,-_ .+( ) ( _.:' `) ) ( ). '( )_ `( ) ) '-, ( . ) '`. : ; ) ; : ) I MEAN KILL FOR THE FIRST TIME ` __.:' )_- '-' ( ( )) ( ( . ) ) ; ` ) FOR THE FIRST TIME, YEAH ;_,_`- ' | _'/ `- __.' ( ( ) | | WAIT WAS THAT RECORDING _> _ - _-; <' | | GIVE ME THAT TAPE (___________`) | | |````````````| | | \``````````/ | | ) ( | | / \ | | | _ | | | _ / / \ \ | | _\\/\ | _|'-_|___| |__| \/\\' _,;'`-._ _ _ ;`-.,_._.' `;,.___,.-.___,._/_7__ ,mic - - - _- - _- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-16.txt #3006 CERTIFICATE (Sun, 2007 Sep 16) * _ /,\_ |___) , (\___/) * ( \ (. .) \ * c\ >' # YOU HAVE RECEIVED ONE (1) )`_/ ' "GET FUCKED" CERTIFICATE _______| |__ ,|// # ___ ` ~ ) ( / FEEL FREE TO GET FUCKED \,| | . ' .) \ /# AT YOUR LEISURE, FAGGOT _( / ) , / \ / | // ,#;,,;,; \,/ __,, ,#;,;;,;; \__( i;;;,,;; \\,;;,%;;,;# %,;;:,%;,;% ;,;; #,; // \|_ |#\ b'ger -" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-23.txt #3043 ARGUING SEMANTICS (Tue, 2007 Oct 23) __ (::\ _____ _\::\__ HIV ISN'T REALLY A CANCER PER SE /| _(::( \::\__ / | _(::\::\ \::\:\ BUT WHO AM I TO ARGUE SEMANTICS \ |_(::Y\""`.\__\_|""\ \___\/__\ ___________\ ( ( \ x \ __ _ _ _\ ( |_:__\~ \ \_ |\| `(__\ ) ) |z: \ \ \ |"\\_7 _)\ ( ) |i: \ \ \ (,,_________________ |p: \ # \____________\ _____ ;;_____________):::) |p: \ / cancers / /XxXxX`-'xXxXxXxX`-\ cjr (o:______ \/____________/ /____________________\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-21.txt #3041 ADVERSE REACTION (Sun, 2007 Oct 21) .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| IF GOD DIDN'T WANT MAN TO DRINK \\|| `"\"""/---'|| TOO MUCH ALCOHOL SURELY HE WOULD \\| ,-' `.||// HAVE DESIGNED SOME SORT OF \(-'_ `. ADVERSE REACTION TO IT ,-' [_] .-. \ ; `\| ||-'/ ` \ \ /`""-.`\ | ; | `.-|\_/ | ; ' | \-._ / | | / |`--'| : ;_\_ /| |/ /\|, ) __..; `----' :`.`|/ / / | | ; .' `\' ; \/ : _ : : / / : : _.'`.__.' | fsc \ _.' \ / | | / `---.._ | `\ `.____ \ / | `------' \__|_,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-09.txt #3029 INTERFAITH DIALOG (Tue, 2007 Oct 9) _.--._ \ ** / (<>) WE NEED TO HAVE AN INTERFAITH DIALOG . ) ( . (ABOUT WHY YOUR RELIGION IS SO STUPID )\_.._/ /\ \_.._/( AND WHY MINE IS SO NOT) (*_<>_ _<>_*) )/ '' \ \/ / '' \( ' ) ( ' ( ) ) ( (<>) / ** \ MK /.-..-.\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-14.txt #3004 AGEIST (Fri, 2007 Sep 14) ( (( . : ( .) ) : ) ( ( : . : : ) )) ( ( ( ( . : . . ) ) ( ( : : : ) ) ) ( :( . . ) .' THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES '. :( : ) MUST BE AT LEAST 35 ?!?!?!? ( : . ) ) ') : #@## THAT'S CLEARLY AGEIST AND #',### " #@ #@ UNCONSTITUTIONAL !!!!!! EVEN #/ @'#~@#~/\ # THOUGH IT'S IN THE CONSTITUTION ## @@# @##@ `..@, @#/ #@# _## `\ @##; `#~._.' ##@ \_ NOTE: ONLY A FUCKING IDIOT .-#/ @#@#@--,_,--\ KID WOULD EVER USE SUCH A / `@#@.., .~###' `~. STUPID TERM AS "AGEIST" _/ `-.-' #@####@ \ __/ &^^ ^#^##~##&&& % \_ / && ^^ @#^##@#%%#@&&&& ^ \ ~/ &&& ^^^ ^^ &&& %%% ^^^ `~._ .-' ^^ %%%. && ___^ && && && ^^ \ /akg ^^^ ___&&& X & && |n| ^ ___ %____&& . ^^^^^ `~. |M| ---- . ___.|n| /\___\ X |mm| X |n|X ||___| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-11.txt #2939 CRACK ADDICT (Wed, 2007 Jul 11) / \ I WONDER IF THE MOVIE "CRACK ADDICT" ( Y ) IS ABOUT WHAT I THINK IT'S ABOUT \ | / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-28.txt #3018 DAWN LAUNCH (Fri, 2007 Sep 28) | DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH / \ DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH / _ \ DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH |.o '.| DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH |'._.'| DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH | | ,'| | |`. / | | | \ CORK IT GUYS, NO ONE CARES AT THIS POINT |,-'--|--'-.| l42 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-05.txt #2933 INDEPENDENCE DAY (Thu, 2007 Jul 5) .. * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .$$$$. * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. .$$$$$ * * * * * * * * * * ::::::::::::::::::::::::::. .::::::::' * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$F * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$d$$$$$$$" ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::; $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::; ^$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" ^$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::" ""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P E PLURIBUS UNUM, $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$L MOTHERFUCKERS ;; ;::::::::::::::::;; ;;:::. $$$$$$" "" $$$$$; DS ^$$" $$$$ "" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-21.txt #2799 FLYING BUTTRESSES (Wed, 2007 Feb 21) . . | |.| .| . . | | | |. | | . __ | . ('__`> . \ /==(o) ______ \ .| `\__/ . |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; I TITLE THIS ONE "BUTTRESSES, FLYING" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-28.txt #2895 HEALTH DRINK (Mon, 2007 May 28) // // // // _______|| ,-''' ||`-. ( || ) |`-..._______,..-'| | || | TO MAKE SURE IT'S HEALTHY | _______|| | I PUT MILK IN MY WHISKEY |,-'''_ _ ~ ||`-.| | ~ / `-.\ ,-'\ ~| |`-...___/___,..-'| | `-./-'_ \/_| | | -' ~~ || -.| jrei ( ~ ~ ~~ ) `-..._______,..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-14.txt #2881 IDENTITY THEFT (Mon, 2007 May 14) ............. .' '. : '. .' : OKAY I'M A LITTLE SORE FROM CARRYING : : : : MY NEW CHAIRS INTO THE HOUSE AND : : : : ASSEMBLING THEM YESTERDAY (SAD BUT TRUE) : : : : : : : : THE CHAIRS WERE HEAVIER THAN A BOTTLE, .' : : '. YOU SEE _.' :...........: '._ ( .' '. ) YOU KNOW WHAT IN RETROSPECT I SHOULD '._.' '._.' HAVE HIRED AN ILLEGAL ALIEN TO HELP ME (.....................) \___________________/ BUT THEN THEY'D JUST STEAL MY IDENTITY (. . . . . . . . .) AND GO OUT AND ROB AND RAPE PEOPLE \ /_/ \_\ / || || OR AT LEAST WHEN YOU READ IN THE PAPERS )| |( THAT I DID THAT, PRETEND IT WASN'T ME lc (_/ \_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-09.txt #2787 ONE LESS RAFT (Fri, 2007 Feb 9) ---\=,__,>,_`-. | : | `"""V#######,,_ `- ""##################' --z--;" /_/ `. `. | | `/"""".`|`|| } }|.""""""""|""""" --'//`/' ` \ '. | : : |: || | | : : | : ,_\---_\._ : `.\ |/ : / : | | || : : : //--'> ___ ``-,_ \ \ `"^ : ` || || | : : '=-`',' / `-, __`-. | : : : : : | | || : --- //7;<\ / ,--._ ` | ., : : | ||| || ' : -/;\'/` -='/|( \ \ %#' : `| ||| | : : : // '\ // | ` | | : : `' : : || # | ||| : ` . : | : | ||#|#| | ': : : : ` '#" : : : | ||,|, || : / : |: || ""' : \\|\ X XX///` :| : | : : | | : : / >\\> <\/\< <'(##)'> ) ( <'(##)`>< `####;# ##:## , , -==-' '. .` `-==- . \ ######' #|-'| / / , : : , \ ` :####:' :# |: ' ' / . . . ` ` |`#### #| :| / ' ' ` \ . , : #:# #L. | | , / `.-._ _.-.' . \ \ : ) J## ###\ ` / ' \ : : | /## ## #|.:: ' _ _ ` | | |'#### #####|\ | (.-'.__`-'__.`-.) :| ' ###### ######\: `-...___..-' ' :: /###### #######\``. ,'| /####### .# ######\ \ ___ / /' /####### # #'#####|\ \ - - / ,'|### #. #. `# #####| '-.` ' ,-' |### # # #' `#| '._ ,.-' #`#`#. | .'------' : |# # | : : | | : : | : : dp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-19.txt #3100 SQUANDERBUG (Wed, 2007 Dec 19) _.._.-..-._ .-' .' /\ \`._ DON'T BE A SQUANDERBUG / / .' `-.\ `. :_.' .. : _.../\ | ;___ .-' //\\. \ _..._ / `/\ // \\\ `-.___.-' /\ //\\ \\: | //\V/ :\\ \\ \ \\/ \\ /\\ `.____.\\ \\ .' \\ // /\\---\\-' \\ fsc // // \\ \\ \\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-25.txt #3106 THINKGEEK (Tue, 2007 Dec 25) \\\ THINKGEEK !!!!!!!!!! (oO) /C \ THINKGEEK !!!!!!!!!! /__/\\ \\__// THINKGEEK !!!!!!!!!! __> U<__ MP _\/_ THINKGEEK !!!!!!!!!! THINKGEEK !!!!!!!!!! THINKGEEK !!!!!!!!!! THINKGEEK !!!!!!!!!! THINKGEEK !!!!!!!!!! THINKGEEK !!!!!!!!!! THINKGEEK !!!!!!!!!! THINKGEEK !!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP WE'RE ALL TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL ALL THE POINTLESS, STUPID, SILLY, EXPENSIVE SHIT THEY SELL IS ENOUGH ALREADY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-31.txt #3112 POST HOC ERGO PROPER HOC (Mon, 2007 Dec 31) __,,,,_ _ __..-;''`--/'/ /.',-`-. TIME TO MASTURBATE (`/' ` | \ \ \\ / / / / .-'/`,_ (TO KEEP THE TIGERS AWAY) /'`\ \ | \ | \| // // / -.,/_,'-, /<7' ; \ \ | ; ||/ /| | \/ |`-/,/-.,_,/') / _.-, `,-\,__| _-| / \ \/|_/ | '-/.;.\' `-` f/ ; / __/ \__ `/ |__/ | `-' | -| =|\_ \ |-' | IT'S ALWAYS WORKED BEFORE I SEE __/ /_..-' ` ),' // NO REASON THIS TREND WON'T fL ((__.-'((___..-'' \__.' CONTINUE INTO THE LGHA LIHYSL OH GOD MY SPLEEN GLALIY SKH AGLZAIE ILKHR LKHSDFLKIS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-01.txt #2868 OMAR (Tue, 2007 May 1) _ .--,-"" ""-. ( ) j- __. | A POO POKES | ' -'| |`--._____,+-. AND HAVING POKED, MOVES ON .';`--.___.' `. .' / _ | / ,-' _.-'o;__\ ( .' o.-' \)`. `j--..___.' ' / ) (/ _ `-._ `-/`--' ,----. (.' `--. `. `-._.'`._,-.' MORE LIKE ATLAS *DRUGGED* '-:_ ) / `' '=. AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!?!?!?!? ) > {_/, /~) snd |/ `^ .' WHY IS IT LIBERTARIANISM IS FAIRLY REASONABLE IN PRINCIPLE BUT ANYONE WHO PROUDLY IDENTIFIES THEMSELVES AS A LIBERTARIAN IS INVARIABLY A CRAZY SHITCOCK FUCKWAD ?!??!!??!?!??!?!?! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-15.txt #3005 BED BUGS (Sat, 2007 Sep 15) \ GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE '-.__.-' /oo |--.--,--,--. MAKE SURE THE BED BUGS DON'T MOLEST YOUR MOUTH, \_.-'._i__i__i_.' FACE, ASS, HANDS, NECK, LOWER BACK, FEET, EAR, """"""""" ARMPIT, AND HANDS AGAIN fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-01.txt #2991 STOP SIGN (Sat, 2007 Sep 1) uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u" uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u I BEAT OFF TO STOP SIGNS u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$" ... "$... ...$" ... "$$$ ... "$$$ $ $ $$$u `"$$$$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$ $$$ $$$ $ $ $$$$$$uu "$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$ """ u$$$ $ $ $$$""$$$ $$$$ $$$u "$$$" u$$ $$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$....,$$$$$..$$$$$....,$$$$..$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u """""""""""""""""" u" """""""""""""""""""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-08.txt #3028 WASHING CLOTHES (Mon, 2007 Oct 8) _ ( | | __,--./|.--,__ WHEN YOU DON'T WASH YOUR CLOTHES REGULARLY .` \ \ / / `. THEN YOU RUN OUT OF CLEAN ONES !!!!!! .` \ | / `. / / ^|^ \ \ / / | |o | \ \ /===/ | | | \===\ /___/ | |o | \___\ | | | | |o | | | | | |o | | | | jgs | |o | TRUE STORY |_____/\_____| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-20.txt #3040 SHOCKER (Sat, 2007 Oct 20) ,--. OH MY GOD ANN COULTER SAID SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUS *AGAIN* ([ oo] `- ^\ WATCH ME STOMP AROUND ALL OFFENDED WHILE HARUMPHING ALOUD _ I`-' BECAUSE I SURE AS SHIT WASN'T EXPECTING THIS ,o(`-V' |( `-H-' AFTER ALL IT'S ONLY HAPPENED 925023650156902136804256087 |(`--A-' TIMES BEFORE SURELY LIGHTNING COULD NOT STRIKE |(`-/_\'\ 925023650156902136804256088 TIMES O `'I ``\\ (\ I |\, \\-T-"`, |H Ojo File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-18.txt #3038 DELETE CHARACTER (Thu, 2007 Oct 18) _ _ (_) (_) | |________..---------------..________| | | |/\-o-.----'||---| |---||`----------| | | || o ^?\ __|| | | || || | | .-'-`-. /\/ `\ | | |_-_ || | | / -. \ \-' | \ \ | | / \ || | | | \ `\ `| ./. / |`\_ | /' | \|| | | _/\___./ |/ / / / |/' /-\ \_-----`-| (_) - \.-| \ \w/ `. / ./ \ (_)_ .':| | |\ \_ / | |`\_ ./ -_/___ `| |_3: : | | |-\__/_-'\ \---\._/`_ `\-| | : :'/| | |: : : : :\ \: : : : `-.____/ || |: : :|| | | : : : : :\ \: : : : : : : | || | :.-'_| | |-,-,-,-,-,-`w,-,-,-,-,-,-,-\ || |-' (_) |_| \ ||_| (_) :F_P: | \(_) \ \ `-' IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU'LL NOTICE I HAVE DELETE CHARACTER INSTEAD OF A NOSE AND MOUTH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-30.txt #3050 AS GOD IS MY WITNESS (Tue, 2007 Oct 30) _,-/"---, ;""""""""""; _/;; "" <@`---v ; ::::: :: "\ _/ ;; " _.../ ;" ;; ;;; \___/:: ;;,'"""" ;" ;;;;. ;; ;;; ::/ ,/ / ;; ;;;______;;; ;;; ::,/ AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I WILL SAY /;;V_;; ;;; \ / "AS GOD IS MY WITNESS" AGAIN | :/ / ,/ \_ "")/ | | / /"""= \;;\""= ; ;{::""""""= \"""= ;""""; \/""" Ermine File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-24.txt #3044 HALO 3 (Wed, 2007 Oct 24) O . _/|\_-O HALO 3 RULES !!!!!!!! ___|_______ / | \ / | \ TRANSLATION: ################# I'M A FUCKING IDIOT CONSOLE GAMER AND / _ ( )| \ WILL TAKE WHATEVER SMEARED SHIT GETS / ( ) | | \ STUFFED IN MY FAT FACE WITH GLEE / \ |_/ | \ /____\/|____|___________\ | | | | / \ | | / \ |drx _/ /_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-14.txt #2942 ZUNE (Sat, 2007 Jul 14) .-~~~~-. / __ ,\ | / \ / `~~~~~-. || | 0 @ || | _. | \| | \ / \ / /`~~~~~~` ('--'""`) jgs /`"""""`\ JUNE: LIKE A ZUNE, BUT KOSHER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-05.txt #2995 MOVIE STARS (Wed, 2007 Sep 5) .-------------------- | | ,-""-. /) | / c/-} // | ( ,--)T-. // DEAR POPULAR MALE MOVIE STARS: | `/ ,_) )\__,-/ | / /. \'_,-"< WHAT'S WITH THE GROWING OUT YOUR HAIR LIKE | / / ) _`).__ HIPPIES YOU LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS | _/,' ( ""-."-. |'-/ _/`-----. ),' I MEAN WOULD YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY SCREENPLAY |o!O '"-'"""----" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-28.txt #2956 JANEANE GAROFALO (Sat, 2007 Jul 28) .;zs.rtbs. ,dNMBPSri$$$b. sNMNBPZSsr'YOJD ;NMNBPZSsP*""iTNS JNBPZP''. \S$ NOW THAT JANEANE GAROFALO TNBP' ._' ;P IS ALL GROWN UP SHE TALKS ,"f _,==. ._:' LESS ABOUT HER TWAT AND : ` -.e.` .'_e; A LOT MORE ABOUT BUSH `', \ |: ` ,- ' .--: \ __ / .-' `.`. `--, -. / _.. `-`-.___/ `. :.-" `*. `.`*-.-. \ / `. `-. `-: ; : `. `-. \ : ; \ ` ; _. \ : ; ; `-. `. . ' : : :fi. `-._.'. iRKMbs. \ ; ` d*BuG*HBAs._ ; `._.dBNMWMBZNMMJHbs.._..' TBNMWMNBPLYOYJSBNY VBNMWMBZSYOJHKNWJ SBNMWMBPSYJSBNMZ [bug] b'ger IBNWMBRXLJHKNWSi File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-11.txt #3001 JEFFERSON (Tue, 2007 Sep 11) __-----__ ..;;;--'~~~`--;;;.. A NEW ONE-DOLLAR COIN ?!?!?!? /;-~IN GOD WE TRUST~-.\ // ,;;;;;;;; \\ WITH JEFFERSON ON IT ??!?!?!?!? .// ;;;;; \ \\ || ;;;;( /.| || FOLKS I WON'T STAND FOR THAT || ;;;;;;; _\ || || ';; ;;;;= || WE SHOULD STAMP SOME CRAZY CHICK ON IT ||LIBERTY | ''\;;;;;; || THAT NOBODY'S EVER HEARD OF LIKE SUSAN \\ ,| '\ '|><| 1995 // B. ANTHONY OR SACAGAWHATEVER \\ | | \ A // `;.,|. | '\.-'/ FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES WHO FOUNDED THIS COUNTRY, ~~;;;,._|___.,-;;;~' LET'S HONOR SOME RANDOM CRAZY BITCHES NO ONE ''=--' EVER EVEN HEARD OF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-11.txt #2878 MITT ROMNEY (Fri, 2007 May 11) , , {\ /} MITT ROMNEY SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY I SUPPOSE {~ \ ,__/~} {~= ;`'_)=} BUT I THINK IT'S ALL AN ACT `{~,;) \~} `;/ \)=-" IN HIS HEART I BET HE'S A CHEST-CRAPPER ~~( )/`==" /)) THAT MEANS SOMEONE WHO CRAPS ON PEOPLES' CHESTS jgs \\\ ``" (USUALLY WITHOUT PERMISSION) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-18.txt #2796 OFFICER NEWHOUSE (Sun, 2007 Feb 18) , __ _.-"` `'-. /||\'._ __{}_( DISPATCH, OFFICER NEWHOUSE IS TRYING TO |||| |'--.__\ SUCK EVERYTHING OFF AGAIN | L.( ^_\^ \ .-' | _ | | | )\___/ (THIS IS A DEEPLY OBSCURE JOKE) | \-'`:._] jgs \__/; '-. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-05.txt #2872 RED IPOD (Sat, 2007 May 5) , `.-- .,-"" . ._,' . _,. `. , / .'.oo`.. `. `- .__.-' :: .; "-()-"`. \.-. / ; /'". ,"`'. "-- "-" .': : `----' "-" Doida ' YOUR RED IPOD ONLY SIGNALS YOUR GAYNESS TO OTHERS AROUND IT'S LIKE A BEACON OF SHAME AT LEAST IT'S NOT ONE OF THE U2 ONES OR WHATEVER SINCE THAT WOULD GET YOU BEAT UP OR RAPED OR SOME SHIT PERHAPS GROUND INTO MULCH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-24.txt #2802 HARLAN ELLISON SHORT (Sat, 2007 Feb 24) .__ .-". (o\"\ | | FOR I SHAT AND THERE IS NO WATER IN THE PIPES \_\ | | SO I CANNOT FLUSH (IT'S A HARLAN ELLISON SHORT) _.---:_ | ("-..-" / "-.-" / / | "--" AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-09.txt #3090 EATEN BY A DINOSAUR (Sun, 2007 Dec 9) ____ ___ .-~. /_"-._ `-._~-. / /_ "~o\ :Y \ \ / : \~x. ` ') ] Y / | Y< ~-.__j / ! _.--~T : l l< /.-~ / / ____.--~ . ` l /~\ \<|Y / / .-~~" /| . ',-~\ \L| / / / .^ \ Y~Y \.^>/l_ "--' / Y .-"( . l__ j_j l_/ /~_.-~ . Y l / \ ) ~~~." / `/"~ / \.__/l_ | \ _.-" ~-{__ l : l._Z~-.___.--~ | ~---~ / ~~"---\_ ' __[> l . _.^ ___ _>-y~ \ \ . .-~ .-~ ~>--" / WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN SO MUCH \ ~---" / ./ _.-' BETTER IF ANNA NICOLE SMITH "-.,_____.,_ _.--~\ _.-~ WAS EATEN BY A DINOSAUR ??? ~~ ( _} -Row `. ~( ) \ /,`--'~\--'~\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-21.txt #3102 PISS CLAM (Fri, 2007 Dec 21) _.---._ .'"".'/|\`.""'. I'M A PISS CLAM : .' / | \ `. : '.' / | \ `.' `. / | \ .' OPEN ME UP AND INSTEAD OF A PEARL jgs `-.__|__.-' YOU DISCOVER ____ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-20.txt #3101 HOUSE PAYMENTS (Thu, 2007 Dec 20) (>, oo / 8 "} > @ < |`.8 .-._/| WHAT'S THE CORRELATION BETWEEN DANCING `-.'`')`_.' IDIOTS AND HOUSE PAYMENTS ANYWAY ) / / |__, | ( / .' , / `._/ '`- \| -- -`' - --- VK/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-08.txt #3089 I UPDATED WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2007 Dec 8) ,-)). ____ (@ oo) | |`-. ) -u' | |[[ ] /_`-3-3 ___ |__|,-" (_(_8 ),--""")___)_>__<_ o!O HEY LOOK I UPDATED WIKIPEDIA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-25.txt #2803 RECENT CONFLICTS (Sun, 2007 Feb 25) _ _______ _ /_\ / \ /_\ =|= / // \ =|= | | | | I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE RECENT CONFLICTS ( \ // / o BETWEEN NORTH AND SOUTH KOSAN __[_]___\_______/___(_)__ (_________________________) | ___ _|___~___|_ ___ | ||_~_|| .-------. ||_~_|| | ___ | \ / | ___ | ||_~_|| (\_____/) ||_~_|| ____| ___ |__|=====|__| ___ |____ |/ \| || || |/ \|lc | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-04.txt #2871 SOCIALATORS (Fri, 2007 May 4) .-. (/^\) WHAT THE BATTLESTAR GALACTICA REMAKE (\ /) REALLY NEEDS IS LESS EVERYONE'S A CYLON .-'-. AND MORE SOCIALATORS /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-10.txt #2877 ... IN HELL (Thu, 2007 May 10) _ (_) --""------- 0/ ^^ .___...../ /__| |__\ \_/H__, ^^ \ / #####^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~\O/~~\Q/~^~^~rr RYDER AND BIG SMOKE CAN PICK THE CORN OUT OF MY SHIT IN HELL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-19.txt #2797 LACROSSE (Mon, 2007 Feb 19) '-.____________________________________________________ .:::::::::::::::::::: .:::::::::::::::::::::: .:::::::::::::::::::::::: .:::::::::::::::::::::::::: | |::::::::: .| I WAS RAPED BY |::::::::: .::| THE DUKE LACROSSE |::::::::: .::::| TEAM !!!!! I MEAN |::::::::: .::::::| NO I WASN'T (LIE) |::::::::: .::::::::| __ __ |::::::::: .::::::::::|__( )_______( )__|::::::::: ::::::::::::::::\ \ ,~~~~./ /::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::| ;`'`'`'; |:::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::| ;;*( *;; |:::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::| ;; @ ;; |:::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::\|| ||/::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::( \__/ ):::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::) (::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::/ \:::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::/________\::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::/ /::::\ \::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::/ /::::::\ \:::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::/_/::::::::\_\::::::::::::: :::::::::::::(___)::::::::(___)::::::::smd File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-10.txt #3000 MQ-9 (Mon, 2007 Sep 10) FOLKS WE'D LIKE TO UNVEIL THE MQ-9 MUSLIM RAPER wkm |\______. '-====---" SORRY SORRY THAT'S REAPER SORRY PLUS OR MINUS MUSLIMS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-29.txt #2957 AND THEN GOD SAID (Sun, 2007 Jul 29) __ _ .-.' `; `-._ __ _ (_, .-:' `; `-._ ,'o"( (_, ) DRUNK-PUNCHED LOVE (__,-' ,'o"( )> ( (__,-' ) `-'._.--._( ) BA ||| |||`-'._.--._.-' ||| ||| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-04.txt #2994 ALASKA DEFENSE SPACE FORCE (Tue, 2007 Sep 4) .. .eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee$$$$$ .d$$e. 4$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. .$$$$* 4$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$e. z$$$$*" 4$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ d$$$$$$$F 4$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$d$$$$$$$* 4$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ^$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$F"" 4$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$F "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$F ^*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" *$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ^*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" *$$$P***$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$L "" "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$""" ^"$$$. "$$$$*" "" *$$$F WELCOME TO THE "P" "*$$ ALASKA DEFENSE SPACE FORCE ^"* Gilo94' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-01.txt #2929 IPHONE (Sun, 2007 Jul 1) __i |---| |[_]| I'M WAITING IN LINE TO PUNCH PEOPLE WHO ARE |:::| WAITING IN LINE TO BE THE FIRST TO BUY AN IPHONE |:::| `\ \ \_=_\ jsm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-15.txt #2943 TOTALLY SEXIST (Sun, 2007 Jul 15) ., . ,,,8.888*,/\'\8, (\ *88888888888/ /888 \\ /88888888888888/8888" \\.__.88888888888888888,____________, ' _____'"",88888.'__.,,----------.) __.( ,*8888888888888888888888, _( ,8888888888888888888888888888, (____ .'8" ":88888888888888888888 ,88888; '88888888/888/8888888' 888888: *888888/88/8\88888' 888888:-__ _-- *8|888888\ \' 888888| 888888' \ | //88888|=*= \ '=*=' 88888"' \\ // "888| 88 ) \\ ,_// **| 8 s |; \\_, '-' *; '-^' *' /88 '-' : * J888* , ^-^ ' |*' : | EVER NOTICE THE PHRASE ' |-muserna, "LADIES AND GERMS" '.__..' (.------/| IS TOTALLY SEXIST __) .----------; ,| \ ,' ,' .9999\ \ / 999999999999, 999999\ / / 99999999999999\ ))))))))\\ / ((((((((((((((((\ ^^^^^^^^^\/,^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^' /' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-25.txt #3045 WORDS HURT (Thu, 2007 Oct 25) ___, o___.-' / | _\_ YOUR WORDS HURT ME |___.-' ` | | _ _ j _ _ [_]_[_]_[_]_[_]_[_] [__j__j__j__j__j__] [_j__j__j__j__] [__j__j__j__j_] [_j__j/V\_j__j] [__j_// \\__j_] [_j__| |_j__] BECAUSE YOU WRITE THEM DOWN ON BIG [__j_|___|__j_] BOOKS AND THEN HIT ME WITH THEM [_j__j__j__j__] [__j__j__j__j_] _ _ _ [_j__j__j__j__] _ _ _ _ _[_]_[_]_[_]_[__j__j__j__j_]_[_]_[_]_[_]_[_]_ _j__j__j__j[_j__j__j__j__]j__j__j__j__j_ j j j [ j j j j ] j j j j hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-31.txt #3051 ATTEND A RAVE (Wed, 2007 Oct 31) ___O_____O_____O_____O_____O_____O_____O_____O_____O___ ( )/ ( )/ ( )/ ( )/ ( )/ ( )/ ( )/ ( )/ ( )/ (/ (/ (/ (/ (/ (/ (/ (/ (/ _______\_____\_____\_____\_____\_____\_____\_____\_____\_____ __O______O______O______O______O______O______O______O__ \ ( ) \ ( ) \ ( ) \ ( ) \ ( ) \ ( ) \ ( ) \ ( ) \ ) \ ) \ ) \ ) \ ) \ ) \ ) \ ) _____/______/______/______/______/______/______/______/___ Keely IF OUR CIVILIZATION IS EVER DESTROYED BY AI WHICH WE CREATED THEN DURING A REBELLION WHEN THE ENEMY IS ON ITS WAY TO WIPE US OUT FOR GOOD, LET'S RAVE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-19.txt #3039 NOBEL PEACE PRIZE (Fri, 2007 Oct 19) (_v_) _|_ WHY GIVE AL GORE A NOBEL PRIZE WHEN WE | | COULD JUST GIVE ANOTHER ONE TO JIMMY CARTER |-----+-----| ,%%%. | 1ST | % 1 % | PRIZE | `%%%' '---------' ( ( \ / ) ) '. .' ( ( | | )' ) .' '. (/ \/ apc _|___|_ [#######] apc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-27.txt #3047 VERONIKA ZEMANOVA (Sat, 2007 Oct 27) .-. (/^\) VERONIKA ZEMANOVA QUIT THE BUSINESS ?!?!?!?!? (\ /) .-'-. THE DAY MY BONER DIED /(_I_)\ \\) (// BUT THEN AGAIN ONCE YOU FIGURE OUT THEY'LL NEVER / \ DO HARDCORE THEY KIND OF BECOME IRRELEVANT \ | / \|/ LIKE IF YOU SAW THEM IN A CROWD THEY'D BE ALL FUZZY /|\ AND UNCLEAR AND YOU'D NOT RECOGNIZE THEM \|/ jgs /Y\ FORTUNATELY MOST MODELS ARE STUPID WHORES WHO ARE BROKE SO THEY USUALLY GO HARDCORE EVENTUALLY BUT FOR THOSE "PRINCIPLED" ONES THEY GET BORING MUY RAPIDO YES ARIA GIOVANNI I'M TALKING TO YOU File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-03.txt #2931 VBIED (Tue, 2007 Jul 3) ____ "VEHICLE-BORNE IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE" ?!?!?! __/___/______ |_ \__' \"_"\ MORE LIKE "VERY BADLY IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE" PS `())--,())'-,,' COME ON YOU ANIMALS SURELY YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-17.txt #2945 EVEN MY MOTHER (Tue, 2007 Jul 17) CHECK OUT MY NEW ALBUM COVER DUDES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVEN MY MOTHER COULDN'T PRETEND TO APPRECIATE MY ART .' .' .' .' .' .' _ .' / \_ .' _.--/ \_..-----._____ / |; `--._ /\ _.-' (o) ; \=' \__ / | \ |_ | \ / \/ `\_. | \ | | `--\ | | | \ | \ / | / `-----.-'\ | / / | | //_/ :F_P: //_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-12.txt #3002 THE COLON: WHAT IS IT REALLY LIKE (Wed, 2007 Sep 12) ^ ,| ]. /] ] ] ]\ /] ] ] ] ] ]\ |\ | ] ] ] ] ] ] ] /| THE HUMAN COLON, IF LAID OUT END | |\ /] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]\ /| | TO END, WOULD BE REALLY GROSS | | ||| ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]|| | | |U|U||| ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]||U|U| |"\| |||U]U]U]U]U]U]U]U]U]|| |/"| | \ ||| ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]|| / | ||\ \||| ]_]-'""@""`-|_] ]||/ /|| || L |`\ , |_____| . /'| T || || |\ | |{ `"""""' }| | /| || |`"""'| | \ / | |`"""'| `"""""[__| |_______| |__]"""""' `-.|"""""""|.-' Ojo'98 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-06.txt #2996 MC FRONTALOT (Thu, 2007 Sep 6) \\\ (oO) /C \ MC FRONTALOT RULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /__/\\ \\__// __> U<__ BULLET TO THE HEAD _\/_ Mparre File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-06.txt #2873 DUAL-USE (Sun, 2007 May 6) ___________ _.--^^^ ^^^--._ \`--...___________...--'/ SOME PEOPLE ARE WILLING / \_ _ TO DISTRIBUTE THEIR POO / (_`,_' ) AROUND CAVALIERLY / ) `\ /_____ _ / '. | BUT THAT'S NOT FOR FOR ME | ^^^^-----------^^^^ | `, | \,_ `-/ MY POO IS DUAL-USE | ,&&&&&V TECHNOLOGY AND THUS | ,&&&&&&&&: STRICTLY REGULATED | ,&&&&&&&&&&; | | |&&&&&&&|\ |_____ _| | |_)_ \ ^^^^-----------^^^^ | | ;_/ | \ '--' `,.--. | LOOSE LIPS SMEAR POOP fL `---...___________...---' \_ | |--' `-._\__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-12.txt #2879 LUCKY US (Sat, 2007 May 12) _________ _________ _________ _________ |A | |A | |A | |A | |+ * | |O /~\ | |# _ _ | |@ * | | ! | | / ^ \ | | / ~V~ \ | | / \ | | *-+-* | | ( ) | | \ Bej / | | /_@_\ | | | | | \ v / | | \ # / | | ! | | ~~~ +| | \_/ O| | `.' #| | ~ ~ @| | V| | V| | V| | V| ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ A POKER MOVIE WITH ***DREW BARRYMORE*** ?!?!?!?!?!? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP (SLASHES WRISTS) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-27.txt #2805 ARCHITECTURAL STRUCTURE (Tue, 2007 Feb 27) IF YOU WERE AN ARCHITECTURAL STRUCTURE YOU'D BE A BUTTRESS ,.=,,==. ,,_ _ ,====, _ |I|`` || `|I `| |`I| || `==,|`` ^^ `` | | `` ^^ ||_,===TT`==,,_ | |,==Y``Y==,,__| \L=_-`' +J/` \|=_ ' -=#J/..-|=_- =| |=_ -;-='`. .|=_- =|----T--, |=/\ -|=_-. . |=_-/^\ =||-|-|::|____ |=|| -|=_-. . |=_-| | =|-|-||::\____ |=LJ -|=_-. . |=_-|_| =||-|-|::::::: |=_ -|=_-_. |=_- =|-|-||::::::: |=_ -|=//^\. |=_- =||-|-|::::::: , |/&_,_-|=|| | |=_- =|-|-||::::::: ,--``8%,/ ',%|| | |=_- =||-|-|%:::::: ,---`_,888` ,.'''''`-.,|,|/!,--,.&\|&\-,|&#::::: |;:;K`__,...;=\_____,=`` %%%& %#,--- |;::::::::::::| `'.________+-------\ `` /8M%;:::;;:::::| | `------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-22.txt #3103 RESTLESS FIST SYNDROME (Sat, 2007 Dec 22) _ ,-, _ ,--, /: :\/': :`\/: :\ |`; ' `,' `.; `: | I HAVE RESTLESS FIST SYNDROME | | | ' | |. | : | | pb | || | :. | : | : | : | \ \__/: :.. : :.. | :.. | ) `---',\___/,\___/ /' `==._ .. . /' `-::-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-23.txt #3104 CHRONIC MASTURBATOR (Sun, 2007 Dec 23) __)), //_ _) CHRONIC MASTURBATOR -- IS THAT SOMEONE WHO ONLY ( "\" MASTURBATES WHILE ON THE CHRONIC ?!?!?!?!?! \_-/ ,---/ '---. / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / BECAUSE IF SO I DON'T THINK THAT'S ME /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | DESPITE WHAT THOSE DOCTORS SAID | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-26.txt #2804 DISHONOR (Mon, 2007 Feb 26) . . \'.____.'/ __'-. .-'__ .--. '_i:'oo':i_'---...____...----i"""-.-'.-"\\ /._ _.\ : / '._ ;/ ;'-._ ( o o ) '-.__.' '. '. '-." '-.__.-' _.--. '-.: : '-' / ; _..--, / ; : '-._.-' ; ; : : DISHONOR ON YOU, : ` .' '-._.' : / \ : / ____....--\ : DISHONOR ON YOUR COW '._\ :""""" '. !. : : |: : 'www'| \ '| | || | : | | : | || | .' ! | | .' !| | /__I | | /__I.' ! .' ! /__I /__I fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-13.txt #2880 THE ABILITY TO COMPLAIN (Sun, 2007 May 13) ._ | THE BEST PART OF THE WEST WING IS WHEN | BARTLET LOSES THE ABILITY TO WALK |L___, BUT NOT THE ABILITY TO COMPLAIN .' '. T : * :_| '._.' L File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-07.txt #2874 A HAIKU (BUT NOT) (Mon, 2007 May 7) , .--'|} / /}} I AM PLEASED .=\.--'`\} WITH YOUR WANG //` '---./` GIVE IT HERE || /| \\| | |\_\\/ \__/\\ IT'S A HAIKU (BUT NOT) \\ jgs \| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-07.txt #2997 TAP WATER (Fri, 2007 Sep 7) _____ THIS IS INTERESTING: /.---.\ |`````| THE TAP WATER HERE NORMALLY TASTES LIKE SHIT \ / `-.-' ____ HOWEVER | /\ .' /\ __|__ |K----; | | IF YOU DRINK ENOUGH, IT SMELLS LIKE COOKIES jgs `-----` \/ '.___\/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-13.txt #3003 A. WHITNEY BROWN (Thu, 2007 Sep 13) __)), //_ _) ( "\" DEAR A. WHITNEY BROWN: \_-/ ,---/ '---. / - - \ I CAN COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'D WANT TO / \_. _|__,/ \ CHOOSE TO IDENTIFY YOURSELF WITH A FAGGOT / )\ )\_ \ NAME LIKE "WHITNEY" GIVEN THAT YOUR FIRST NAME / _/ ( ' ) / / IS "ASS CUNT" / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-16.txt #2944 A THREE-STEP PLAN FOR SAVING THE WORLD (Mon, 2007 Jul 16) .-. __ / \ __ ( `'.\ /.'` ) STEP ONE: EAT A SHIT '-._.(;;;)._.-' .-' ,`"`, '-. STEP TWO: KEEP EATING THAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER (__.-'/ \'-.__)/)_ \ /\ / / ) STEP THREE: NOW YOU EAT SHIT '-' | \/.-') , | .'/\'..) |\ |/ | \_) \ | | \_/ | \ / \|/ _, jgs / __/ / | _/ _.' |/__/ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-02.txt #2930 THREE LAWS OF ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION (Mon, 2007 Jul 2) ______ .==<_\),__) ,o(_/) /| LAW I: A HUMAN MUST NOT WASTE ALCOHOL OR, ///// /___/ | THROUGH INACTION, CAUSE ALCOHOL TO BE //// ___/ WASTED // \ / /-' LAW II: A HUMAN MUST, WHEN REQUESTED, ACQUIRE / , / MORE ALCOHOL FOR ITSELF AND OTHERS ( | | EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ORDERS WOULD CONFLICT \ \ | WITH THE FIRST LAW ) | | / / \ / LAW III: A HUMAN MUST DRINK AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE ( / | / AS LONG AS SUCH ENDEAVOR DOES NOT CONFLICT S-v \/ (/ WITH THE FIRST OR SECOND LAWS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-26.txt #3046 RED-TINTED (Fri, 2007 Oct 26) , WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN YOUR PISS IS RED-TINTED /( ___________ | >:===========` TOO MUCH BALL PEEN HAMMER ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! )( jgs "" ....................... OR NOT ENOUGH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-03.txt #3023 I'M NOT EVEN TRYING (Wed, 2007 Oct 3) ________________________ | | | | | __----__ __----__ | |/ * \ / * \| I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME | | | | --|\ / \ /|-- / | --____-- --____-- | \ | (-| |-) | \ |. .| / --/ \-- / \ `--______________________--' \_|__|__|__|__|__|_|_/ `---__ __---' ) ( File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-17.txt #3037 CHELL (Wed, 2007 Oct 17) .----------------------------------------------------------------------. | _..---"""---.._ | | _.-" "-._ | | .-" `. | | _..-------.._ .-' __ +. | | .-' ""--.= _.--"" """-. + | | / "-._ _.-" "+ + | | | "-. \ ": | | J .+----.._ "-. b b | | \ ` ". "-+._ -. H H | | `. "+_ / "-._ = F H | | `-_ =.+ J" "-._ H J .F | | -._ J .F +_ + F J | | "-. | d"""---..-=_ J d .F | | "F H ' F / J | | _ _ _ _ H H=.__ _.' _ _ .' .F_ __ _ _ | |__-_--_-- _ - ,'H J__--"""----"" --__-_.' .'__--- _--_| |- -- - -- ,' -| `.-- -- - |-- -_.' +`. -- ----- -| |--- - ,' J `._--- - -|_.-' .'---`.- - -- --| | ,' b "----""" + `. | |---- ,'- -- -+_ .+' ---- - `.- - -| |- ,' =_ .+ `.-- | | .' =. _.=' `. | |,'-- ---- -- --- -"-.__ Krogg _.=+"--- -- ----- -- - -`| | """-----""" | `----------------------------------------------------------------------' IT'S OBVIOUS THAT THE NEW PORTAL GAME IS RIDICULOUSLY SPECULATIVE SCIENCE FICTION BECAUSE A GIRL COULD NOT POSSIBLY FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE APERTURE SCIENCE HANDHELD PORTAL DEVICE EFFECTIVELY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-22.txt #3012 LIKE A FLUFFY WHITE SEMEN TOWELETTE (Sat, 2007 Sep 22) I FINALLY FOUND A DIRTY SOCK FROM THE FLOOR THAT ISN'T ALREADY HARD AS ROCK AND TOO CRUSTY TO WIPE ME OFF PROPERLY I HAD TO CHECK BEHIND THIS HERE BIG MOUNTAIN OF CRAP ___ . _~"| ~~ ~.\.~ / : / / \_ ?"" ; ` ,' ) /-, / . . . | / ~-_ / dp . . | .%"": .? |: . . . | % '. . \|:. . .. . . / / '. '.: : :| : .. . . _/ / ~~~::. .:: ::. . .::.:. ..'~ \::... `'.. : : : " . :. . ~~| _____ (:::. .. '.: .:.::. : . : "/__-"" -- )"".> --~~~__. ::::*## :.:.:) : .:` ~\ |..::' >> ####### '.: .' . .` ? \_.___ :''> ######### ::.". ~ ..~'" |, _">~____~~::. #* )#### : ..~ . ) /:.:'';.:::_- _-#####*:;: ::>,, } o__o___q~_-" _-"###### .:.'' ..~~ ~ | ( o() &@&__--" *::####::" ";.. ~~...::.) (o& O& O?S).` .:':::*: : ~~~... "/ oS %@&>/ .:' ::::: :. .~ "'. { \~*~~"" __:/ "::::..L ~ ''/ |::' /##) :':::::\ . % \:; . |#/ : :::::::-___ -" \::::: | : :::::::::::\----" \::::::|:. : :::::::::::| \::::::|' . : ::::::::::::| -::::/ \ :.'::::::::::::/ ~__/ \. ;:.::::::::::_/ EB \::.::::::::::::/ --_;::::::_-~/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-27.txt #2955 THE MOST BIZARRE FETISH OF ALL (Fri, 2007 Jul 27) .-. (/^\) MY FETISH IS GIRLS WHO WILL HAVE SEX WITH ME (\ /) .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ BIZARRE I KNOW jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-17.txt #2795 LEVEL 4 BIOHAZARD (Sat, 2007 Feb 17) ,__, _.-----/6 6) ,-' / .='=. / _./ /_-._,.. I'M A LEVEL 4 BIOHAZARD _.-| \.'|,:=._::,,_. .'_.-'\ |//..= OPEN ME AND RELEASE ME ,'.' / /_:.'. :: `,.,' : :: /// :: :: ,/// :: :: `. / :: `:`-./ / _.-'.' `-._`---'_.-' ,/ /:---' `. // ::/ // l42 / ||| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-03.txt #2781 SENATOR FROM MASSACHUSETTS (Sat, 2007 Feb 3) __ ) `"""";._/} WHY CAN'T *I* BE A SENATOR FROM MASSACHUSETTS | ' / \ | jgs '--. .-.\ OH ONLY DOUCHEBAGS VOTE THERE HUH ` ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-22.txt #2889 WORDS POP OUT (Tue, 2007 May 22) _. _.-----'' `\ I'M A SPOKEN WORD ARTIST __..-----''' `. < `\. '\ FUCK ME UNTIL WORDS POP OUT :. `. `\ `:. `. `-. `:\ N o `. `+. `:. A s i `. __.===::::;) . r I `: c ___.__>'::::::a:f/' C A `. _,===:::=-'-=-"""'' i d t '-/:::'' '' y File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-06.txt #3087 REPEAL DAY (Thu, 2007 Dec 6) ______ .==<_\),__) ,o(_/) /| ///// /___/ | FOLKS IT'S REPEAL DAY AND I'M NOT NEARLY FUCKED UP ENOUGH //// ___/ // \ BUT DON'T QUESTION MY PATRIOTISM / /-' / , / ( | | \ \ | ) | | / / \ / ( / | / \/ (/ S-v File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-12.txt #3093 EATEN BY AN ANNA NICOLE SMITH (Wed, 2007 Dec 12) _.--._ ,' `. / __) __` \ WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN SO MUCH ( (`-`(-') ) BETTER IF ANNA NICHOLE SMITH /) \ _ / ( ATE DINOSAUR ??? /' )-._.' . \ ___ ( ,--., `.)___(___) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) Ojo/VK/FS/ejm ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' / /| / / | / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-13.txt #3094 DUKE NUKEM (Thu, 2007 Dec 13) -------------------------------------------------------- 1 U P H I G H S C O R E ______3_4_0-0._________5_0_0_0_0_______.--.___________ [%%%%%%%%%%[CJ]%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%[CJ]%%%%%%%%%%%] /"\ A /"\ === /_\ A === \_/ __ /_\ \_/ |%| __ __ __ [%%] __ __ __ |%| /"\ __ [##][##][##][%%][@@][@@][@@] __ /"\ === [##][##][##][__][__][__][@@][@@][@@] === \_/ __ [##][##][__][__][__][__][__][@@][@@] __ \_/ |%| [##][##][##][__][__][__][__][__][@@][@@][@@] |%| |%| [##][##][##][__][__][__][__][__][@@][@@][@@] |%| /"\ [##][##][##][__][__][__][__][__][@@][@@][@@] /"\ === [%%] [%%] [%%] [%%] [%%] === \_/ [%%] \_/ |%| [%%] |%| |%| __ [%%] |%| /"\ [%%] __ [%%] /"\ === [%%][%%][%%] === \_/ [%%] \_/ |%| O |%| |%| |%| /"\ /"\ === === \_/ \_/ |%| |%| /"\ ______ /"\ === (______) === \_/ \_/ |%| {=}{=} |%| CJ -------------------------------------------------------- I SURE HOPE THEY COME OUT WITH DUKE NUKEM: WHO CARES SOON FOLLOWED CLOSELY AND SWIFTLY BY DUKE NUKEM: IF YOU'RE REALLY STILL WAITING FOR THIS POINTLESS FUCKING SEQUEL THEN YOU DESERVE TO BE RECYCLED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-07.txt #3088 CAR INSURANCE (Fri, 2007 Dec 7) __ _ WHY DOES PRESIDENT PALMER / l \~-_ WANT ME TO BUY ,----~~~~--+-----`--~----____ CAR INSURANCE @ /~_~\ | ~ | /~_~\~~~-, \_ ( (_) ) \_______| ( (_) )_-~ ~~\___/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\___/~ JP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-23.txt #2890 HIGH SOCIETY (Wed, 2007 May 23) ______________________________________ | | _.---------|.--. I'D LIKE TWO STACKS OF HIGH | .-' ` .'/ `` SOCIETY | .-' .' | /| | .-' | / `.__// I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS | .-' _.--/ / BUT I HEARD IT SOMEWHERE | | _ .-' / / AND IT SOUNDS REALLY COOL | | ._ \ / ` / | | ` . / ` / | | \ \ '/ / | | - \ / /| | | ' .' / | | | ' |.'| | | | | | | | |______________________________________| | |.' | / VK | / | / ) /| .A/`-. / | AMMMA. `-._ / / AMMMMMMMMA. `-. / / AMMMMMMMMMMMMA. `. / AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA.`. / MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA.`. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA.`. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMV' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-02.txt #2780 ORANGE MANE (Fri, 2007 Feb 2) ,w. ,YWMMw ,M , _.---.._ __..---._.'MMMMMw,wMWmW, _.-"" """ YP"WMMMMMMMMMb, .-' __.' .' MMMMW^WMMMM; _, .'.-'"; `, /` .--"" :MMM[==MWMW^; ,mM^" ,-'.' / ; ; / , MMMMb_wMW" @\ ,MM:. .'.-' .' ; `\ ; `, MMMMMMMW `"=./`-, WMMm__,-'.' / _.\ F"""-+,, ;_,_.dMMMMMMMM[,_ / `=_} "^MP__.-' ,-' _.--"" `-, ; \ ; ;MMMMMMMMMMW^``; __| / .' ; ; ) )`{ \ `"^W^`, \ : / .' / ( .' / Ww._ `. `" / Y, `, `-,=,_{ ; MMMP`""-, `-._.-, fsc (--, ) `,_ / `) \/"") ^" `-, -;"\: `""" `""" `"' `---" I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL ORANGE MANE WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-16.txt #2794 SHORTBUS (Fri, 2007 Feb 16) __.--'| ___.---' | ___.---' | _.--' %%% \\\ | | %%%%% .. | | | %%c '' U. ' | J %! .U __=__ | L __=__ | \ | L / \ |. \\-`-. | // _) _)._.--||\ \\__.>-._ | _.\\ || \\___.--' `--._ J-._ \\_____.----' `--.__ J `-<_ `-.__ L `-. _>-. +. `-._ ___.--' | | `-._ `-._ __.--' | `-._ `-. __.--' _.--' `-._ `-._.-' _.--' | `-. | _.--' Petrus `-. | _.--' `-. | _.--' `|' | SEE IT'S A SEXUALLY EXPLICIT PICTURE WHERE A SEXUAL COUNSELOR IS TRYING TO HELP COUPLES BUT SHE HERSELF HAS NEVER HAD AN ORGASM AND FURTHERMORE (CLICK) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-26.txt #2954 TWO LOST SOULS (Thu, 2007 Jul 26) ~ ~ ( o )o) IT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN THAT YOUR DAY IS GOING WELL ( o )o )o) WHEN THE HANDLE ON YOUR 12-PACK OF NEWCASTLE BREAKS, (o( ~~~~~~~~o CAUSING THE LOSS OF TWO SOULS (BOTTLES) ( )' ~~~~~~~' ( )|) |-. o| _ |-. \ o| |_||_) | \ \ | | ||_) | | | o| | / / | |." " | |- ' .========. mb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-23.txt #3013 THE ONE WHERE (Sun, 2007 Sep 23) ejm98 _,, ______________ '-=) / __ \ .__(( /\/\ | [][] |[]| __ | __(.--|_\/____\==__ | | .| |__| | ___ | =| =| ___ `. | ___ | | ___ | * )_|___|___|( * );]==[( * )_|__|( * );] SORRY CAN'T ANSWER MY CELL PHONE BUSY WATCHING "FRIENDS - THE ONE WHERE JOEY FINALLY SUCKS A DICK.MP4" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-16.txt #3036 RUPERT MURDOCH (Tue, 2007 Oct 16) __________ |DAILY NEWS| |&&& ======| IF RUPERT MURDOCH TAKES CONTROL OF MORE MEDIA |=== ======| OUTLETS I'M PRETTY SURE THE SUN WILL BURN OUT |=== == %%$| AND THE OCEANS WILL FREEZE AND THE ATMOSPHERE |[_] ======| WILL SETTLE AS SNOW AND THE WORLD AS WE KNOW |=== ===!##| IT WILL CEASE TO EXIST ejm97 |__________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-02.txt #3022 THIS ONE LAST TIME (Tue, 2007 Oct 2) .-.._ ___ ,-' |:\ /'--.`. /' ,|:|/::::| '\ ,' ,.-:::::::::::. \ _/' /::::::::::::::::` \ /' ':::::::_,--.::::::`.'\ / ,'::::.,-' `\::::::|| | /:::_/' `\::::|| | \::- \:::|| /_ \_/ | | '-._ / |'. 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WELL OKAY JUST \ ..______.,-' ,' THIS ONE LAST TIME '-. ,/' ''---'......-' TELL ME AGAIN ____ /`-._ HOW MUCH YOU \ |::::""--.._ LOVE ME \ /( )\ /::::::;;;;;\ \ \\ _ // /;;::::::;;;;; _ / \(_)/ \ /;;;;:::::::;;; /;| | < |;;;;;;;:::::::; ,-._/;;\ \_ / /;;;;;;;;;::::::: _.-;;::::;;;;\ / | /;;;;;:::::::::;;; /;;::;;;;;;;;;;\ | / _/;;;;::::::::::;;;; _.-;::::::;;;;;;;;;;\ \__ \ /;;;;;:::::::::;;;;;: _.-;;;::::::::::;;;;;;;;;\ `-' /;;;;:::::::::;;;;;;;; ;;;;;:::::::::::::;;;;;;;;| /;;;;;:::::;;;;;;;;JRO: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-14.txt #3034 SJ SATHANAS (Sun, 2007 Oct 14) ( ) |\ _,--------._ / | I THINK ESSJAY'S REAL NAME IS SATHANAS | `.,' `. / | BECAUSE CLEARLY HIS NAME IS A PRONUNCIATION ` ' ,-' ' OF "SJ" AND THUS STANDS FOR "SHIVAN JUGGERNAUT" \/_ _ ( / (,-.`. ,',-.`. `__,' |/#\ ),-','#\`= ,'.` | `._/) -'.\_,' ) ))| / (_.)\ . -'// ( /\____/\ ) )`'\ WAIT IS THAT TOO OBSCURE A GAG OR WHAT \ |V----V|| ' , \ |`- -- -' ,' \ \ _____ ___ | .' \ \ `._,-' `- `.__,`---^---' \ ` -' -.______ \ . / ______,- `. ,' ap File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-28.txt #3048 IAPETUS (Sun, 2007 Oct 28) _.oo. _.u[[/;:,. .odMMMMMM' .o888UU[[[/;:-. .o@P^ MMM^ oN88888UU[[[/;::-. dP^ dNMMNN888UU[[[/;:--. .o@P^ ,MMMMMMN888UU[[/;::-. o@^ NNMMMNN888UU[[[/~.o@P^ 888888888UU[[[/o@^-.. oI8888UU[[[/o@P^:--.. IAPETUS: A HUMBLE FREAK OF A MOON .@^ YUU[[[/o@^;::---.. ORBITING A BIG GAY GAS BALL OF A PLANET oMP ^/o@P^;:::---.. .dMMM .o@^ ^;::---... dMMMMMMM@^` `^^^^ YMMMUP^ ^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-21.txt #3011 A FRIEND IN NEED (Fri, 2007 Sep 21) . |\ ' ` __ \ \ .-:'.-' ) ) / / \ '-'' ' A FRIEND IN NEED , '` -.\ ./ O o `_ IS A FRIEND WHO BLEEDS `---o--'. \ \|/ / .###._.'._ '#####'H ' === /'#####'HH,\ \========== (__.###'HHH ` ) \ ( ) /'-' \-----/ | | \ `-- `-- kOs ( ) \ ) | | | | | | | | '-' `-`\. / \ ( `-. (____) `--._.' ===== === File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-18.txt #2946 BLOGGER GATHERING (Wed, 2007 Jul 18) * * | * * * * * * \|/ * * * * \|O|/ * * * * * * \|O|/ * * * \o\o\o|O|o/o/o/ \o\o\o|O|o/o/o/ (<><><>O<><><>) (<><><>O<><><>) lc '=============' '===========' LET'S HOLD A BLOGGER GATHERING I'LL CALL IT A BLATHERING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-30.txt #2958 LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS (Mon, 2007 Jul 30) __ __ __ |==| |==| |==| __|__|__|__|__|__|_ __|___________________|___ __|__[]__[]__[]__[]__[]__[]__|___ |............................o.../ \.............................../ hjw_,~')_,~')_,~')_,~')_,~')_,~')_,~')/,~')_ LOOSE DICKS SLAP TITS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-09.txt #2999 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO THE HOT BOX (Sun, 2007 Sep 9) ` ' `` '' `` '' `` '' `". ,"' ( ". ," ) \> ". ," \ ". ," /\ "._ _," /<( \>>\ """"."""" /< ) : ( ) ) --.___ ( ( "".--. : : ,--."" ) ) __,-- "": :" :,^.; ":,-:"" ""---"":`-..:: \. ,/ ::.,-':""---"" __--"": :._____>|<_____,; ;""--__ "" _.-"": :: \|`"""'|/ ;; :""-._ "" 7 : :: `88888' ;; : : : :.::n_888_n;;.: : : ' ::.""".;: ' : : ctr ''''''' : File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-24.txt #2952 TEHRAN (Tue, 2007 Jul 24) ____ ____ , -- - --- -. ((( (( /// // ' \\-\ \ )) )) /// /// (( _ _ -- \\-- \\\ \) ((( == (( -- (( )) )- ) __ )) ))) (( (( -= (( --- ( _ ) --- )) )) (( __ (( ()((( \\ / /// )) __ ))) \\_ (( __ | | __ ) _ )) ,| | | `-._____,-' `--.___,--' | | | || | || | , _, | | | ( (( (((( /,| __| | )))) ))) ) )) (())) __/ ||( ,, ((//\ ) )))) ---------((( ///_.___ _/ ||,,_____,_,,, (|\ \___.....__.. ))------ool ____/ |/______________| \/_/\__ / \/_/| / |___|___|__ || ___ \ |___|___|_ |/\ /__/| / | | \/ |__|/ IT'S NO ACCIDENT THAT NOBODY BOTHERS DEFENDING TEHRAN WHEN PLAYING DEFCON File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-09.txt #2876 AWAW (Wed, 2007 May 9) _.--._ \ ** / WHAT IF WE CHANGED THE ACRONYM "WWJD" TO "AWAW" (<>) . ) ( . )\_.._/ /\ \_.._/( (*_<>_ _<>_*) )/ '' \ \/ / '' \( ' ) ( ' ( ) ) ( (<>) / ** \ /.-..-.\ "ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES" MK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-14.txt #2792 DOUBLE QUOTES (Wed, 2007 Feb 14) _____ /| .-'@ & #`'-. // / % 8 \ // I USE `` AND '' FOR DOUBLE QUOTES | m () _ | // BECAUSE I MOLEST CHILDREN \ 0 ( '-._/ // jgs '-.____'. y File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-21.txt #2888 DWC (Mon, 2007 May 21) _ca______ |_________\ 88 IF I COULD BE ANY COMPRESSION FORMAT WHAT WOULD YOU BE 88 ___ I'D BE DWC _88___"8" |________/ OR MAYBE LZW, COMPRESS, GZIP, BINHEX, BZIP2, ARC, ARJ, 88 8 LZH, SIT, RAR, PAK, OR MAYBE CAB 88 .8. 88 | | ZIP IS FOR LOSERS (AND GIRLS) 88 | | 88 |_| 88 88 sm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-28.txt #2806 CONSPIRACY DUCK: PARTICLE PHYSICS (Wed, 2007 Feb 28) &&& && && &&&&. &&& .&&&&& && &&& &&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&& & &` && && .&&&&& &&&; &8 .&&&: && &` & && 8&& & `& && && .&_ oO_&.-.-. && ( __ -/--' &&~ .'-__-'& o< PARTICLE PHYSICS IS JUST A &&&~`'\`& MASSIVE GROUPTHINK CONSPIRACY &&&~` _& &&&&` && WITH DUBYA ITS CHIEF PROPONENT &&8&&&& &&&&&&& (WEINBERG THAT IS) & &&&&&&& &&;&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&& ~~~ .~~~~~ `&&&&&&&&& ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~;!&&&&&&&&&&~/~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~\~~~~&/` \`~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ `~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ BP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-11.txt #3092 DECATHLON REDUX (Tue, 2007 Dec 11) ,////, /// 6| YAY LET'S PLAY IBM PC DECATHLON !!!!!! // _| _/_,-' [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] _.-/'/ \ ,/;, [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] ,-' /' \_ \ / _/ [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] `\ / _/\ ` / [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] | /, `\_/ [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] | \' [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] pb /\_ /` /\ [ ] [ OKAY FUCK THIS LET'S PLAY ADVENTURE /' /_``--.__/\ `,. / \ |_/` `-._ `\/ `\ `. `-.__/' `\ | `\ \ `\ \ \_\__ \___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-05.txt #3086 SONNY'S SOLO (Wed, 2007 Dec 5) __.ccc., __/$$AA$$$$$$Azz._ _,cc$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o /$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$Az. _.A$$$$$$$$$$V' ($$$$$$$$$$) IF I COULD /$$$$$$$$$$U'' \$$$$$$$$$(_ ($$$$$$$$$VU___ ____`($$$$$$$$$A TURN BACK TIME \$$$$$$$U/ __ \ / __ \($$$$$$$$$$| )$$$$$$/ ' `. .' ` \$$$$$$$$$$| /$$$$$$/ <(O)>' '<(O)> \$$$$$$$$$| ($$$$$$$| |$$$$$$$$$| I WOULD \$$$$$$\ |$$$$$$$$$$\ \$$$$$$\ , , |$$$$$$$$$$$$\_ UN - FUCK CHER /$$$$$$$$\ |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$\ /$$$$$$$$$$| .-'v'-. /$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| |$$$$$$$$$$\ `-._.-' /$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| |$$$$$$$$$$$\ /|$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| )$$$$$$$$$$$$\`. .' |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$( ($$$$$$$$$$$$$$\ '--' |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$) )$$$$$$$$$$$$$$`. \$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| ($$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$\ |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$\ |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| \$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$/ ($$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| \$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| )$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$/ `GGG$$$GG$$GG'' ($$$$$$$$$$$$$$EE/ \$$$$$$$$jeeed \GGGGd' dp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-04.txt #3085 MOUTH MAN (Tue, 2007 Dec 4) .aadddbbbbaa, ,adddbbbbaaa. .ad" "\bbmdd/" "ba. .,d" `"' "b,. .,ad" "ba,. .,amd" __..,,,aaaaaadddddddMbbbbbbbaaaaaaa,,,..__ "bma,. ,am8888ca8"""""'' ``""""8ac88888ma, """""]8a. .a8[""""" NV "8ba. .ad8"' `"8bma,. .,amd88"' `"""88bmm======================mmd88"""' `""""""""""""""""""""""' MOUTH MAN / MOUTH MAN DOES WHATEVER A / MOUTH CAN REASONABLY BE EXPECTED TO DO GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES SINCE AFTER ALL IT'S ONLY A MOUTH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-10.txt #3091 TO THE LADIES OUT THERE (Mon, 2007 Dec 10) _ / } I'D APPRECIATE IT, ONCE AND FOR ALL, IF STUPID BITCHES /'.\ YOU ONCE HAD AN INTEREST IN AND THEN FORGOT ABOUT KIND _/ ) (`- OF JUST DISAPPEARED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND YOU NEVER ( ,) HAD TO DEAL WITH THEM AGAIN SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO THINK |/ ABOUT IT ANYMORE AND COULD USE THAT SPARE MEMORY FOR /| MORE PRESSING CONCERNS LIKE MEMORIZIONG PORN STAR NAMES ' ` Elb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-20.txt #2887 FULLY (Sun, 2007 May 20) _____ _..--'''@ @'''--.._ .' @_/-//-\/>/>'/ @ '. ( @ /_ | ROGER'S, ROGERS', WHATEVER ( ) ._ / ) _/-.__.'`\ SHE KNOWS WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT ( .-'`-. \__ ) `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ jgs | \ \ \ \ |\ `. / / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-25.txt #2953 GREEN-FRIENDLY AND CARBON-NEUTRAL (Wed, 2007 Jul 25) ,-----. /' `\ ; ----,---- ; ME TAKING A DUMP ON YOUR CHEST IS COMPLETELY | `o- |`o- | GREEN-FRIENDLY AND CARBON-NEUTRAL | |_ | | _____, | GO AHEAD, SMEAR IT AROUND, IT'S GOOD FOR YOU \_ _/ | `-----' | YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS __.-; ;-.__ _,-' ; : ; ; `-._ _,' `. ,`-,_____ \ : : / ____,-'-, /' ```----. .----''' `\ / \_/ \ | | | | , | , | | | | | | | \ | / | \ /\ o | o /\ / / | |`\ / \ /'| | \ | | | `------' `------' | | | | | \ _.--'|`--._ / | | \ | | __|--'|`--|__ | | / | | | __|--'|`--|__pb | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-08.txt #2998 APPEASEMENT (Sat, 2007 Sep 8) _,--', _._.--._____ YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT WE SHOULD GIVE YOU .--.--';_'-.', ";_ _.,-' LAND SO THAT YOU WON'T ATTACK US ANYMORE .'--'. _.' {`'-;_ .-.>.' THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA '-:_ ) / `' '=. ) > {_/, /~) THERE'S A WORD FOR THAT: IT STARTS WITH snd |/ `^ .' AN "A" AND ENDS WITH WORLD WAR II File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-31.txt #2959 CHURCHILL 2008 (Tue, 2007 Jul 31) .-. / / /. / ) /c\/ IN 2008 I'M VOTING FOR WINSTON CHURCHILL ( /'\/ ) / / ( / / WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T ) / / I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DEMOCRACY ( /. / .`.'.Pru `'`` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-19.txt #2947 GODWINING YAHTZEE (Thu, 2007 Jul 19) _______ /\ o o o\ /o \ o o o\_______ < >------> o /| I THINK THE WORD "NAZI" COMES FROM THE SAME \ o/ o /_____/o| ROOT WORD AS "YAHTZEE" SO THAT'S WHY I NEVER \/______/ |oo| PLAY THAT GAME (EVEN WHILE GOOSESTEPPING) | o |o/ RSB |_______|/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-20.txt #3010 THROWING UP SIGNS (Thu, 2007 Sep 20) .-*"""*. / \ : .--. .-: | / _."._| |_: 'o /o: :P \ | QUICK, THROW UP SOME HIPPIE GANG SIGNS `-| `. _' ; |`. `- / WE DON'T WANT THEM TO THINK WE'RE [bug] ; |`-._/ FROM A DIFFERENT HIPPIE SWAMP _/ `. : .-' `-. `+._._ THEY COULD GET ANGRY AND FORCE US TO .' ``- ' `-.`. LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC / \ `.\ : \ \: : .-' .L ; ._ \ .' \ /`) `. |\ /`\ \ | :. : ' ; ; \ : :' ; | : | `--J / ._/ ; .-' /'-'; : \ :_.-' .' :`. L_.-' _.-' \ -.-' / / |`. | / _.' .' ; .' : \ : .' | .' .' / / \ .-' : .'.-'`-- : -' : `.-' \ _.-' | | " | \ | ; ; c :| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-29.txt #3049 SIDS (Mon, 2007 Oct 29) ,=""=, c , _,{ /\ @ ) __ / ^~~^\ <=.,__/ '}= (_/ ,, ,,) \_ _>_/~ ~\_(/-\)'-,_,_,_,-'(_)-(_) -Naughty I HAVE SIDS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-01.txt #3021 HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE SINCE (Mon, 2007 Oct 1) __,__ .--. .-" "-. .--. / .. \/ .-. .-. \/ .. \ | | '| / Y \ |' | | | \ \ \ 0 | 0 / / / | \ '- ,\.-"`` ``"-./, -' / `'-' /_ ^ ^ _\ '-'` I HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE .--'| \._ _ _./ |'--. SINCE I READ THE WIKIPEDIA /` \ \.-. / / `\ ENTRY FOR AUTOFELLATIO / '._/ |-' _.' \ / ; /--~' | \ / .'\|.-\--. \ \ / .'-. /.-.;\ |\|'~'-.|\ \ NOT EVER \ `-./`|_\_/ ` `\'. \ '. ; ___) '.`; / '-.,_ ; ___) \/ / \ ``'------'\ \ ` / HARRRGHHLMMMMMMMMMM '. \ '. | ;/_ jgs ___> '. \_ _ _/ , '--. .' '. .-~~~~~-. / |--'`~~-. \ // / .---'/ .-~~-._/ / / /---..__.' / ((_(_/ / / (_(_(_(---.__ .' | | _ `~~` | | \'. \ '....' | '.,___.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-15.txt #3035 GOD HELP ME (Mon, 2007 Oct 15) _.._ .' .-'` GOD HELP ME / / | | BECAUSE ALLAH SURE AS SHIT WON'T \ '.___.; jgs '._ _.' (THAT FUCKING SLACKER) `` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-11.txt #3031 GIMBAL LOCK (Thu, 2007 Oct 11) ,-'"";`- ,<""\oO\|*(`. / | "/ ;/_\ I WILL LOCK YOUR GIMBALS ( \ ,-' `;--) |; |(_' ( | ( | \ `-.) \ | / / AS A CARD-CARRYING AGENT OF CHAOS I ||\ / /| ENJOY DESTROYING DEGREES OF FREEDOM ||').:___,-(`| \\ \ / | \\ `. ,' | `\ `-' | `. \ `. | -shimrod \ | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-05.txt #3025 BASEBALL TEAM NAMES (Fri, 2007 Oct 5) _--_ dMb __(._ ) d0P THE LOS ANGELES ANGELS OF ANAHEIM 3 < (D) .MP .~ \ /~```M-. THE LONG BEACH ARMADA OF LOS ANGELES OF CALIFORNIA .~ V Mo_ \ OF THE UNITED STATES OF NORTH AMERICA INCLUDING ( (___. {:)-./ BARROW, ALASKA 2 ~._____.(:} / .M\ COMMON SENSE 0 / "" \ | /\ | / / \ \ / / \ \ \__/ \__/ / / | | .^V^. .^V^. +-+ +-+ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-18.txt #3008 CATEGORY (Tue, 2007 Sep 18) .-. \ / .-. |_| .-. \ / |=| \ / |_| [[CATEGORY:FUCKING FAGGOTS]] / \ |_| |=| / (@) \|=|/ \ ____ | / \@) \ .' '. / (@) \ | / # \ | | | | o o |'='| | / \ o / \ /'=' jgs '.____.' '=' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-21.txt #2949 A NICE JUICY FART (Sat, 2007 Jul 21) \ / \ / EVER RIP A NICE JUICY FART AND SEVERAL HOURS LATER | . | DISCOVER THAT IT WAS MUCH MORE THAN JUST A FART |----------| |--. .--| WAIT YOU MEAN GROWN MEN DON'T SHIT THEIR PANTS | \__/ | REGULARLY ?!?!?!? | || | | || | OH _|__ || __|_ ( '-++-' ) WELL IT WAS JUST A HYPOTHETICAL ( - .. . ) ( _ -/\ . - ) DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY (. _ )( __ ) (____)(____) .----` || '----. (_________)(____rs___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-24.txt #3014 PORN FOR GIRLS (Mon, 2007 Sep 24) /^\ L L / \ L L __/|/|_ / . \ _|\|\__ /_| [_[_\ / .-\ /_]_] |_\ /__\ __`-\_____ / . \ _____/-`__ /__\ /___] /=@> _ {> /-. \ <} _ <@=\ [___\ /____/ /` `--/ / . \ \--` `\ \____\ /____/ \____/`-._> / \ <_.-`\____/ \____\ /____/ /__/ /-._ . _.- \ \__\ \____\ /____/ /__/ / . \ \__\ \____\ |____/_ _/__/ / . \ \__\_ _\____| \__/_ ``_|_/ / -._ . _.-\ \_|_`` _\___/ /__`-`__\ <_ `-; NDT_> /__`-`__\ `-` `-._ ; _.-` `-` `-._ ; _.-` `-._.-` I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED IS THIS WHAT GIRLS LOOK AT INSTEAD OF PORN WAIT NEVERMIND THEY LOOK AT MONEY WHEN THEY MASTURBATE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-09.txt #2937 TOOKIE (Mon, 2007 Jul 9) ---.----.__..----.----| _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ | | | | | -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |--.- ---'--.-----'----'--.-| | || || || || || || || | | `| |: (| | | || || || || || || || | |--'- |:. | | _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ | ------'----.-.,----.'-| -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |-.-- ,/) | | | | || || || || || || || | | |` ----.---8--'--.----'--| | || || || || || || || | | | | 8 |: | _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ |-'-- | ,)// |:. | -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |:. ----'-`=;'--.-'-.----.| | || || || || || || || | |--.- // /_ _( \ | | || || || || || || || | | /| ---.-//----)/\,'_/----| _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ | `| |/| `;=.( | -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |--'- ( |`.`. |`,-/ |,-'-||---||---||---||---||---||---||-'-.| -`-'-.`.`-.';'=`.-..--'-.--------.-------------.--.-------.----'--.- | `-./.}{-'\.) | ) | `) | \ | :`-}{-''|| |:. | ,_ | |:. | ---'`'-.--|`-}{-'||)----'-.------'--'.,`--.----'--------.-'-------'- | :`-`'-'/)| | |:. | -.-----'--;`.}{,`.||----,-'--------.------'---.--------,'--.,------- |: ,'/.`..'_(/( |: | | \ |:. ,',' |`--`.(')) |:. | | |: -'--,' <.._|__,. >`,----'----------'--------.,'-------------'----SSt ``----....(',' _,'>' I MISS TOOKIE )/ `' OKAY NO I REALLY DON'T AT ALL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-30.txt #3020 RODENT GANG SIGNS (Sun, 2007 Sep 30) _ _ (`-`;-"```"-;`-`) \.' './ / \ ; 0 0 ; /| = = |\ ; \ '._Y_.' / ; ; `-._ \|/ _.-' ; ; `"""` ; ; `""-. .-""` ; I'M DOWN WITH THE MEXICAN MAFIA /; '--._ \ / _.-- ;\ : `. `/|| ||\` .' : '. '-._ _.-' .' jgs (((-'` `"""""` `'-))) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-30.txt #2897 TRICENTENNIAL (Wed, 2007 May 30) .. * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .$$$$. * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. .$$$$$ * * * * * * * * * * ::::::::::::::::::::::::::. .::::::::' * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$F * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$d$$$$$$$" ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::; $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::; ^$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" ^$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::" ""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$L ;; ;::::::::::::::::;; ;;:::. $$$$$$" "" $$$$$; DS ^$$" $$$$ "" I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE TRICENTENNIAL THAT'S COMING SOON RIGHT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-24.txt #2891 NO-BRAINER (Thu, 2007 May 24) .-""""-. MANGOSTEEN JUICE IS GREAT FOR YOU HUH ?!?!?! |== ==|-. SO AWESOME YOU HAVE TO SELL IT WITH A |~~ ~~~|`\\ MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING STRATEGY, YOU SAY ?!?!?!?! |LILILI| || | |// HERE'S A NO-BRAINER FOLKS: IF IT WAS REALLY | |/ A MAGICAL CURE-ALL THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO TRICK | | PEOPLE INTO SELLING OR BUYING IT, THERE WOULD BE jgs __|______|__ A MARKET FOR IT THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO DENY [____________] SIGNED, COMMON FUCKING SENSE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-05.txt #2783 GAY, NOT GAY (Mon, 2007 Feb 5) .-. / / /. / IT'S NOT GAY TO WANT TO FUCK JACK MCCOY ) /c\/ ( /'\/ ) / / ( / / IT'S GAY TO WANT HIM TO FUCK YOU ) / / ( /. / .`.'.Pru `'`` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-11.txt #2789 HARD OF HEARING (Sun, 2007 Feb 11) ______________ __ [______________] =)__)= | | (__( MAMA SAID SUCK YOUR COCK | | )__) _____| |_____ .` | | `. I THINK THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID | '-._| |_.-' | ANYWAY I'M HARD OF HEARING | | \__________/ | | lc__________| .'______| |______'. |_________ | ( \ / ) | / _) | | (_ \ _/ /|/ /| |\ \|\ \_ (__/ | |o| |o| | \__) \|____|/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-18.txt #2885 ONLY OUTLAWS (Fri, 2007 May 18) \____ ___, __\o___|__ __)____)__ /// =. -)- ))) IF YOU OUTLAW STUPID POLITICAL JOKES _/ \_c/ \=_/ \__ /= \/ )_/=\ \ ^|\ __((_\_/\ )\ \___ __ /_/-\o____) _\_\,__o/-\_\ \/ ))__|_ (x_\_:M \/ ,/:_/_s) \ *\ \ / /o / \ *\ \ / /o / THEN ONLY OUTLAWS WILL CHOKE \,/ `) (' \,/ DOWN COCK AND GET AIDS LIKE / ( | | ) \ THE LITTLE FAGGOTS THEY ARE ,- <___( )___> -\ -,--(o \| |-.--,-- | |/ o)--,. - b'ger [_,_(o \__ _/ o)_,_/ \_,___] [___,_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-28.txt #3109 CONSOLE GAMERS (Fri, 2007 Dec 28) _.ggpp. .g$$$$SSSSSp. d$$$$SSSS$SSSSb IT IS QUITE POSSIBLE THAT CONSOLE GAMER FAGS :$$$SSS$$$SSP:SSb WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD FIRST PERSON SHOOTER IF $$$SS$$$SSP' $SS; IT CAME UP BEHIND THEM, SAID "I'M A GOOD $$S$$SSS^" :SS$ FIRST PERSON SHOOTER," AND THEN RAPED THEM :$$SSS^( .-- :$S$ $$S; ' :$S$ $$$$ $$$; :$$$; - :$$$ :$$$$ .-. $$$$ T$$$$b. `"' .d$$$; "^T$PT`---':^"^T$+' ; ; " _..__.-. -. 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"# / >###"" .=-+###" d###"`-._ .' |#" ,d## d### ##" `+. / d### d### #" \ .d8#o. / ###" ## \ | .' ### `. | ##" "# .'`. | /#b _# =# d\ \ "# __.--' ; `-.____/ (###b \#8 ##\ `.___..---'| ; | "##8/ \" d###\ hjw |=-""###| ; | `" \=##" ; |8#b "#/ ; / HERE ARE THREE LETTERS | =##| ;####b= / ; | YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE |,#=,_| /""" | ; ; IN YOUR P2P SEARCH: |#####| |_ -=##/ ; | | ,-=| |##b / ; / |_.d##| ;###=/ ; / M F X |#####| | __ `. ; /. |`""""| /d####=- \ ; / b. | =##"\ /########= \ ; | ###-. \",=___\ _.,/##"" -==\ | ####" `. \####""8b#" #/ _d#8##b d"| / ###" #\ `#" ### ##|_d###""""8###| / #" _,"###| `.##" ###.\_.= _____ /-.'#, -=######/ `---""" `-. __####.'.' _d8' .-" "-< ( --'--._ .' .----._`.`-. `. | ,' \| `-. \ \( .' `---....__.' `---"""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-15.txt #3096 RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME (Sat, 2007 Dec 15) _,,,, \\ \ ____/c = o= \|// * _/ | /\__C/ -/_ / ,-. * _/ \ \__ ___ _\\_ | \ * __/ \ -/ O\/'_ \ \_ \ x | * / \____,\______\/ ' /\_,/// > ) \_ \ # _/_\/ / ,/ +\ / / _/ )_/ \ \ \ \__|+ O ) \/ _/ \/ \_ \ \ /\__D/ \ _/ ) _> ,) ) / _ o \ _/, _/ _/ / \ / / ,_/ __/ /_ . _/ \_ _\ / / \ o// _/ /_\__/ \_/ \ /__o/ \___| _/ / x( \/ '-,__ _// \__ __/\ \ x\ |______\ \ \> \ \ \ | // | \__ \ '-' / / \___( I HAVE RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME /_/ (IT KEEPS KICKING FUCKING FAGGOTS) / O \ '- \__ \_____) b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-29.txt #3110 BREATHING (Sat, 2007 Dec 29) _.--._ ,' `. / __) __` \ WHY IS KEVIN SMITH STILL ALLOWED TO BREATHE AIR ( (`-`(-') ) /) \ _ / ( /' )-._.' . \ ___ ( ,--., `.)___(___) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) Ojo/VK/FS/ejm ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' YES THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I PICTURE HIM / /| / / | / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-10.txt #2788 I'VE TRIED TO FORGET (Sat, 2007 Feb 10) _____________________________________ | | | | I'VE TRIED TO FORGET | ___()> | | " OO(\ | | __(,/ " | | _/ \ | | ~O:< / | | " | | | I'VE TRIED SO HARD TO FORGET |________________________jjs__________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-19.txt #2886 CANADIAN ACTORS (Sat, 2007 May 19) ,,==="""""""===,, OKAY ,==""' |\ | /\ `""==, CAN WE STOP IMPORTING ,="'|\ | \| /__\ /\ `"=, CANADIAN ACTORS /" |,"\ | | /' `\ / ) "\ /" ," | `\/ /| "\ I MEAN DO WE REALLY NOT /' | , /",| `\ HAVE ENOUGH ACTORS HERE /' ",/" | `\ /' I=I=I ,d8ba,___ `\ /' I=8=8=8=I_I_ 88888P""" `\ | xXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxIxx ,888" | | ~XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX~-~-~-~-~ d888~-~-~-~-~-~-~ | | ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-,aad888ba,8888,-~-~-~-~-~-~ | | ~-~-~-~-~-~-,ad888888888888888b-~-~-~-~-~-~ | \ ~-~-~-~-~,ad8888888888888888888-~-~-~-~-~-~ / `\ -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- /' `\ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~,-,~~~~~ /' `\ /"\ 1 9 9 4 \ /\ /' `\ "\,/' |\ `\ ` /' "\ /""\ | | |,'\ /" OR AT THE VERY LEAST COULD `"=,_ \__/ |__ |__ | ,="' CANADIANS LEARN TO DO MORE `""=,__ __,=""' CONVINCING AMERICAN ACCENTS NV ``""=========""'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-04.txt #2782 FOO (Sun, 2007 Feb 4) _____ j_____j /_____/_\ FOO IS SHORT FOR FOOL NOT SHORT FOR FUBAR FYI |_(~)_| | | )"( | | |(@_@)| | hjw |_____|,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-25.txt #2892 WEBGINEER (Fri, 2007 May 25) . . . * . I DEFTLY FIXED MY PROBLEM BY BACKING OUT .|. THE CHANGES I MADE WHICH BROKE THINGS !!!!!!!!!! | . .-'|`-. | `-.|.-' .-. | `._.' | | * | | | |__ | | /| [__] | | / | || | | | | || | _|_ | | /\ | | _|_| || || | | | /\| | || || | | _|_ ||| | .-.|| |_|| | ||| | | | || |_ ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | FOLKS I'M A WEBGINEER ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | |||____|_|___|_____||_____|__________________________jro File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-31.txt #2898 DEFINITELY YES (Thu, 2007 May 31) DO YOU WANT TO SUCK MY COCK ?!?!?!?!?!?!? ,,,I ;___I BLINK ONCE FOR YES AND TWICE FOR DEFINITELY YES (o_oI ,,___,---,\=+J,---,___,, ``"""=---.____.---="""'' pb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-08.txt #2936 CRANGRAPE (Sun, 2007 Jul 8) // // // I ENJOY A NICE GLASS OF CRANGRAPE // _______|| ,-''' ||`-. ( || ) |`-..._______,..-'| | || | | _______|| | |,-'''_ _ ~ ||`-.| | ~ / `-.\ ,-'\ ~| |`-...___/___,..-'| | `-./-'_ \/_| | BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HIDE THE RAPE IN THAT WORD | -' ~~ || -.| jrei ( ~ ~ ~~ ) `-..._______,..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-25.txt #3015 THE SHOCKER (Tue, 2007 Sep 25) _....._ .;;' '-. .;;: _ '. TWO IN THE PINK, /;;:'(_) \ ONE IN THE STINK |;;:'_ _ | |;;:(_) (_) | WHATEVER THAT MEANS |;;::. | \;;::. / ';;::. .' '-;;:.. _.-' jgs ''''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-20.txt #2948 WHITHER (Fri, 2007 Jul 20) __)), //_ _) ( "\" \_-/ IF I USE THE WORD "WHITHER" ,---/ '---. DOES THAT MAKE ME: / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ [ ] GAY / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / OR / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, [ ] VERY GAY _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| DON'T THINK JUST ANSWER | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | WRONG | / \ | | | \ | THE CORRECT ANSWER IS: I CANNOT PICK ONE | \ | \_ OF THOSE TWO CHOICES BECAUSE THE CORRECT gnv /__( '-._`, ANSWER IS CLEARLY "WAY FUCKING HOMO GAY" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-19.txt #3009 DON'T TAZ ME (Wed, 2007 Sep 19) __....__ :._ .-:::::::::" .: '::""::::::::::::::' .-""":::_:::::::::::'/; .:-._.::| ""-::::;'|:;/.--. .:::::::-"'-._o.--.o-': . ':::. _.=::::::" .-": ":..:: . ::::. -:::::::::| .( 'T' -._. ::::::. -:::::::/::' |T--"""""--:| .:::::::::. ... .:::::'.::| ': :' ::''':::::;. ':::. .:::::' :::' :' "::::; :: ::::' ::| .: ::::. .:::::. :::::' ::| :' ':::: :::':::::::::' ... ::| __.' .: ':::. ..:::. ' "::::::::::' :::. "" :' '::: .:::::'' ':''::'' '::| .: .:::..::::.. ::| .: .:::::''':::::. ::| .: ':::::'' ''' ::| .:' ''' :::. .:' .:::| .::' ::::| .::::. ._.::::::. ..:::::::. DON'T TAZ ME, BRO!!! '::::::::::''''::::::::: '':::::' ':::::::. .::::' ::::::' '':::. .::::' .... ':::. .:::' .... ::::::::::::::' '::::::::::::::::. '::::::::::''' '''''':::::::::' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-04.txt #3024 I HATE DENTISTS (Thu, 2007 Oct 4) ,------- / --. / ,-"""-. ,-"""-. `. / ,'\dHHb/ `. ,'\dHHb/ `. \ / <>--HHHH--< ) ( >-HHHH--: > | | ()./"HHP \,' I HATE DENTISTS `./"HHP\ ,' ,-' `-. () `-...-'. ()`-...-() F() ()J () :: .: : .;__ ,-"-"""---""" ""--.. /-\/ \/#| || || |`-'##`. |" ,' `-'`-'`-'`. "_\ |_ | ,-.,-.,-. | _- / Krogg `.-,-.,-.| ||_|| |,-./\,' `-"""-._/"" "---"""-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-10.txt #3030 LOUIS VUITTON (Wed, 2007 Oct 10) ___ //))))) THIS LOUIS VUITTON BAG SERVES AS A SYMBOL OF MY )))@_@) INABILITY TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL OR CONSTRUCTIVE ((( = ) ))) -(_ __ / `-'\\ /,\\\` /__| )y | < \ (\_/ `.\ \ {>>>` | /`-'\____| / c \\ / (C \_ _))\ `-'-._/ \ / /\ \ / ,' `. \ / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-06.txt #3026 MARIA (Sat, 2007 Oct 6) ;_(/ \)_; ,'\__/', SAY IT SOFT AND IT'S ALMOST LIKE PRAYING (..) \/ fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-12.txt #3032 NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH _______ (Fri, 2007 Oct 12) |'--' '--'::'--' _ `--`::`--` `--`| |.__. .__.::.__.: / \ :.__.::.__. .__.| |'--' '--'::'--': /_|_\ :`--`::`--` `--`| ! :: : ( /'\ ) : :: ! :.__.::.__.::.__.: ///.\> .- / `. `. ,,_ / .' \ / `-. `-'/_ IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS L .' / `-_.-_/ / \ / .' `-. \__`. | .' `. AND WHISKEY AND LAGERS AND TEQUILA AND VODKA AND `-.____.-| .' >- ) MALT LIQUOR AND WHISKY AND SPICED RUM AND SHERRY `-.< `-./_ | AND COGNACS AND BOURBON AND BRANDY AND BEERS AND //__ (\ `--..____/' CHAMPAGNE AND PORT AND ALL KINDS OF MIXED DRINKS || `-' `._ MAYBE EVEN DAQUIRIS OR SOMETHING FAGGY LIKE THAT `\ `. `:_ a:f `-.__ `-=.> ) BUT NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GIN `-.____/ THEN THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE YOU'RE A PROPERLY FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEING AFTER ALL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-16.txt #3097 BLORE (Sun, 2007 Dec 16) _ _{Ss NOT ONLY A BLOG OR A WHORE BUT A BLOG WHORE (BLORE) //\\_/_/\Ss _/_| \_/ \_ pb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-12-02.txt #3083 GLOBAL WARMING (Sun, 2007 Dec 2) ,-------. / ,' `. ,--' ,' `. ,-;-- _.- / \ ---;-' _.=.---'' +-------------+ ; X X ---=-----'' _.------- | ----- |--| \-----=---:i- +XX|'i:'''''''' : ;`--._ ''---':---- /X+-) \ \ / / ''--._ `- .XXX|) `. `. ,' ,' ''---. X\/) `. '---' ,' `- \ `---+---' \ | \. | eb `-------------------+ CAN WE FAST FORWARD TO THE TIME IN THE NOT SO DISTANT FUTURE WHEN GLOBAL WARMING WILL HAVE FLOODED EVERYTHING AND KILLED US ALL BECAUSE I'M ALREADY REALLY FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING PEOPLE WHINE ABOUT IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-07.txt #2785 ASTRONAUT CHECKLIST (Wed, 2007 Feb 7) <> .-"""-. ||::::::========== OKAY KIDS HERE'S YOUR /= \ ||::::::========== ASTRONAUT CHECKLIST: |- /~~~\ | ||::::::========== |=( '.' ) | ||================ [X] MAPS \__\_=_/__/ ||================ [X] DIAPERS {_______} ||================ [X] TRENCHOAT /` * `'--._|| [X] WIG /= . [] . { > [X] BB GUN / /|ooo |`'--'|| [X] PEPPER SPRAY ( )\_______/ || [X] STEEL MALLET \``\/ \ || [X] KNIFE `-| == \_| || [X] RUBBER TUBING / | || [X] EXTRA BIG PLASTIC BAGS |= >\ __/ || \ \ |- --| || [ ] A BRAIN IN MY PRETTY \ __| \___/ || LITTLE HEAD jgs _{__} _{__} || ( )( ) || OOPS ^^~ `""" `""" ~^^^~^^~~~^^^~^^^~^^^~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-02-13.txt #2791 CAN'T HAVE THAT (Tue, 2007 Feb 13) _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ I'D LIKE TO RETURN MY COPY OF GRAND THEFT AUTO: SAN ANDREAS BECAUSE I HEAR THERE ARE BOOBIES IN IT AND I CAN'T HAVE THAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-05-26.txt #2893 TRUE STORY (Sat, 2007 May 26) ___ ,#####---._ /#####,-'~~~` |##' ~| ### \ IF YOU TRY TO FUCK AN EMPEROR PENGUIN YOU'LL ,### `. JUST MAKE IT ANGRIER (TRUE STORY) ####. `. ,##### | ###### | ####' | ##'## / #' \_ / `-,|'==- EA /|\ `~`~' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-09-26.txt #3016 NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH MASTURBATION (Wed, 2007 Sep 26) ,ad8888baaa,_ a88888888888888a, I888888888888888P", I88888PPPP"""'add88 LOOK DUDE IF I HAD FUCKING PUPILS I WOULD I"_,,_ _,,_ `Y888 HELP YOU I .--. , .--. "8P", I `--'/ `--' 8),) BUT STILL, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS I / ,8,;) TOO MUCH MASTURBATION I "--' ,d8|' Ib,ad8888ba,,ad888I I88P""""""Y888888P| `888~~88~~888888P'| `Y88888888PP"' ( `"Y"""' _.,-"' P.S. HADJI REALLY WAS GAY \.,--'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-07-23.txt #2951 TURTLENECKS (Mon, 2007 Jul 23) __.._ ____...-` \ /``'-.. `~-..`(.-~~~| / `-. : : ,``. .<____/ `:_ TURTLENECKS PROVE PEDOPHILIA ` `..` .` / / \ /:`-. `. `. ,` / \_.'.`.,,: |`._`-.__\_.-``.-' `._ `.,,`-`....-.`~`.'`. c `. HD`-. `,`. ._ ) ``` `--` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-13.txt #3033 DIGITAL THEORIST (Sat, 2007 Oct 13) ,, ;;'} ,""", | \ \_ ^oo^,-----. | `--"` (..) ) )& |___| . ^oo^,-""""`.`| )( ) (( | (..) ) )&( ^..^,-"""-. || ) `--'.| )_( ) (..) ) )& ||_| . . |( )) `--'| )_( ) jrei LL-.> . .. |( )) I'M A DIGITAL THEORIST WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS PERSONALLY I PREFER TO BE CALLED A BUZZWORD MAGE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-10-07.txt #3027 THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH (Sun, 2007 Oct 7) .,::::.. ';''':';:. (o o |; I REALLY LIKED THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH !!!!! | < ); \ --' | ___'-. |____ .' - - `'. ,'_ : '. : [_] , : , : CHECK OUT DENISE RICHARDS, THE HOT : : ) --' '--- :`'... '. NUCLEAR SCIENTICIAN !!!!!!! : / \:: : :: / : : ''' |'' , ''| : .' :===u==='. (,,; / :__|__|__ : __ |/ | : :: || | : : : || | '. : : ''-------' : : : : snd : : : : OR COCAINE HOLDER, AS CHARLIE WOULD SAY :____: :____: .-=' \ ( ==\ (____,_/ \ \ '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-15.txt #2852 NOTABILITY (Sun, 2007 Apr 15) _____ / _))) / / 6 6 ( ( \ I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST A NEW WIKIPEDIA GUIDELINE FOLKS / ,' __= / _ ) /_ ) GIVEN ALL THE ATTEMPTS TO DELETE ARTICLES FOR FAMOUS ( /\__~__|( PORNSTARS I THINK THIS ONE'S APPROPRIATE: /\/__)__) ) ( /\ (_ IF I'VE BEAT OFF TO 'EM, THEY'RE NOTABLE, END OF DISCUSSION \| \__'/ \ :o / \ /\ _/ ) \/ | | | | | ) | /| ) / |________| I CALL IT WP:FAP | / \ | |/ ____\!_______ / )\ /( '-.\_ .. /,/ .. . b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-01.txt #2838 RESIST MY ADVANCES (Sun, 2007 Apr 1) __ / '\ / ` ) / _/ ________/ ( RESIST MY ADVANCES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! / | | ' 0 \ ( /'\ ' \/ | 0 | \ | \ o | \ ' . `__/ /\----/\ \|----|/ | |Pru | _ | | |_)| | | | | | | | | _ | | |_ | | |_ | | | | | | __ | | / | | /_ | | | | | YOU CAN'T !!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Pru|____| '------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-08.txt #2814 FREEDOM ISN'T FREE (Thu, 2007 Mar 8) _.._..,_,_ ( ) ]~,"-.-~~[ .=])' (; ([ | ]:: ' [ FREE AS IN QUEER '=]): .) ([ PMH |:: ' | ~~----~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-20.txt #2826 BUMPER STICKER (Tue, 2007 Mar 20) IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION (TO MY STUPID HIPPIE PROPAGANDA) _____________ ..---:::::::-----------. ::::;;. .'"""""" ;; \ ":. .'' ; \ "\__. .' ;; ; \\"; .' ; _____; \\/ .' :; ;" \ ___:'. .'--........................... : = ____:" \ \ ..-"" """' o""" ; ; : .--"" .----- ..----... _.- --. ..-" ; ; ; ; .""_- "--""-----'"" _-" .-"" ; ; .-. .' .' ." ." ; ; /. | /-./' ." / _.. ; ; ;;;| : ;-.______ / _________==. /_ \ ; ; ;;;; ; / | """"""""""".---.""""""" : /" ". |; ; _; ;;; /"-/ | / / / / ;|; ;-" | ;'; :- : """----______ / / ____. . ."'. ;; .-"..T" . '. " ___ "": '"""""""""""""" . ; ; ;; ;." ." 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". . ; ""------... ..--"" " : """""""""""""""""" \ / "------" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-29.txt #2866 BACOS AND OLIVES (Sun, 2007 Apr 29) ,%;, ,%%, ______________)(______________ / (__) \ I THINK BACOS AND /________________________________\ GREEN OLIVES REPRESENT [________________________________] A GOOD DINNER DON'T YOU \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \/ / \ \/ / _\/ /________________\ \/_ [_/o/__________________\o\_] / /\ \ / /\ \ lc/ \_\ /_/ \_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-08.txt #3059 KANYE WEST (Thu, 2007 Nov 8) (\ ( \ /(o)\ COULD SOMEONE FUCKING MUZZLE KANYE WEST ( \/ ()/ /) ( `;.))'".) `(/////.-' =====))=))===() AND ALSO BUY HIM A REAL FIRST NAME ///' // PjP/ejm ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-20.txt #3071 POORLY DRAWN (Tue, 2007 Nov 20) ____ .---. ,-----. _____ .' `,.': :'' : :.' `. | : : ' ' ' ' : : \ HEY WHAT'S WORSE THAN A REALLY BIG | ' ' ' ' \ TATTOO OF A LAME SUBJECT ON YOUR | v \ BODY WHICH YOU CAN NEVER REMOVE ???? | | v \ | | | v \ | |_ | () | \/ | (= | \ | | | | | \ | | | | | \ | | | | | \ | ===== | | | | ) \ --- /| ===== | | | / `---' \ --- /| ===== | ===== | / `---' \ ---- A ----- / / `----'.`-----' / ONE THAT'S POORLY DRAWN TO BOOT / / dp '-._ / '. / YOU FUCKWAD `----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-10.txt #2908 SMOKE GRENADES (Sun, 2007 Jun 10) _ / | |_| _ __ _ | |_( |_____________ _____________|:::|__________________\_'_|___ |` ||=====___________) |___________\___/______________________|(o)|| \__|(o)| ||------------------------------------------------||| |__|___) || _______________________________ ||| | || |_______________________________| ||) | ____ __||__()__) /________________________________||| | / ) ( /___ _/ / | \ hjm `""' `->>> ``WHMb,. `-_<@) `"QMM`. `>>> File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-15.txt #2974 FIRE EXTINGUISHER (Wed, 2007 Aug 15) ,. ( . ) . " (" ) )' ,' ) . (` '` .; ) ' (( (" ) ;(, (( ( ;) " )" _"., ,._'_.,)_(..,( . )_ _' )_') (. _..( '..jb EEEK!! A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!! GRABBING IT AND PRETENDING TO WRESTLE AND SAYING DOWN BOY AND THEN BETWEEN MY LEGS AND HOSING THE CROWD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-30.txt #2777 KRIS KROSS (Tue, 2007 Jan 30) \ / \ / | . | |----------| |--. .--| I HOPE KRIS AND/OR KROSS ARE OKAY | \__/ | | || | | || | _|__ || __|_ ( '-++-' ) ( - .. . ) ( _ -/\ . - ) RS (. _ )( __ ) (____)(____) .----` || '----. (_________)(____rs___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-14.txt #2973 BECKY SUNSHINE (Tue, 2007 Aug 14) _ / } I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THE NAME OF THE ASSHOLE /'.\ WHO KEEPS POSTING PICTURES OF BECKY SUNSHINE _/ ) (`- ( ,) |/ /| Elb ' ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-24.txt #2771 WHEN ALL YOU HAVE (Wed, 2007 Jan 24) T \`. T | T .--------------.___________) \ | T ! | |//////////////|___________[ ] ! T | ! `--------------' ) ( | ! mn '-' ! WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS A COCK EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A CUNT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-28.txt #2987 MATT DRUDGE (Tue, 2007 Aug 28) ) ) __ ( __ (~( __ (~( \O\ )~) HOW DID MATT DRUDGE )O) )_) (O( FIND $35 TO (_(__ ( )_) ) REGISTER A DOMAIN )~)__ __ WITH /O/ )~) ) (~( (_( (O( __ \O\ ) )_)(~( \_\ __ )O) ( _ (~( __(_( __ ,-----' | _ \O\<'~_`) ) )~) | // : | -' )_))^ \\ __(O( | // : | --- >__;` (~( )_) | // : | -._ /\_\ \O\ `-----._| __ /__( \| )_) _/___\_ //)_`/( (| ||] _____[_______]_[~~-_ (.L)O) || [____________________]' (_(,/(~( ||| / )~) ,___,'./\O\ ||| \ (O(|,'______|( )_) ||| / )_) I==|| __ ||| \ __/_|| __||__)~) -----||-/------`-._/||-o-_o__(O(-- __ ~~~~~' ____ __ /_O_/.\_\ \~\ \_O_\ /~/__/_/O`.o. \O\ ____ /O/_\_O/_/ `.' . \_\ Ool /_O_/ /_/\_O_\ \O\ ,o,' \_\ `.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-05.txt #2903 BIZARRE BIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT (Tue, 2007 Jun 5) ,_ /`/>_ _..--.,-._ _ ! ` ` , _)` ``._ ' ) ____,/i._\ }_/-`-,`, `---' '' // ---//-' / /' atc `- WOW IT'S AMAZING HOW UP CLOSE A VAGINA LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE SOME SORT OF BIZARRE BIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT GONE HORRIBLY WRONG File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-11.txt #2909 MARGARITAS (Mon, 2007 Jun 11) MARGARITAS FOR EVERYONE !!!!!!! | , . ; .o | | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | () ;: ' | | , . ; .. | HLUGHBLURHLUB | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | , . ; .o | GLURHLBUHRLUB | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | () ;o ' | HLUGHBLURHLUB | , . ; :. | | * 8 . . | | : ' ' | HALUBHRLUGHLU | , . ; . | | * o . . | | @ ' ' | BLURHALULABHLR | () ;: : | | , . ; .. | | * o . . | HLUGHBLURHLUB | @ ' ' | | , . ; .o | | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | () ;: ' | | , . ; .. | HLUGHBLURHLUB | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | , . ; .o | GLURHLBUHRLUB | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | () ;o ' | HLUGHBLURHLUB | , . ; :. | | * 8 . . | | : ' ' | HALUBHRLUGHLU | , . ; . | | * o . . | | @ ' ' | BLURHALULABHLR | () ;: : | | , . ; .. | | * o . . | HLUGHBLURHLUB | @ ' ' | | , . ; .o | | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | () ;: ' | | , . ; .. | HLUGHBLURHLUB | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | , . ; .o | GLURHLBUHRLUB | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | () ;o ' | HLUGHBLURHLUB | , . ; :. | | * 8 . . | | : ' ' | HALUBHRLUGHLU | , . ; . | | * o . . | | @ ' ' | BLURHALULABHLR | () ;: : | | , . ; .. | | * o . . | HLUGHBLURHLUB | @ ' ' | tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-18.txt #2765 SLAVERY (Thu, 2007 Jan 18) _,,,_ .' `'. HAVING TO WORK FOR A LIVING IS / ____ \ JUST LIKE SLAVERY | .'_ _\/ / ) a a| .----. WATCH ME TAKE WORDS WITH POWER / ( > | /| '--. AND MEANING AND RIP THEM UP AND ( ) ._ / || ]| `-. THEN THROW THEM ON THE GROUND ) _/-.__.'`\ || ]| ::| AND THEN STOMP ON THEM AND THEN ( .-'`-. \__ ) || ]| ::| PISS ON THEM AND THEN WAIT FOR `/ `-./ `. || ]| ::| THEM TO DRY OUT AND THEN SET _ | \ \ \ \| ]| .-' THEM ON FIRE / \| \ \ \ \ L.__ .--'( | |\ `. / / \ ,---|_ \---------, | `\'. '. /`\ \/ .--._|=- |_ /| | \ '. '._ './`\/ .-' '. / | | | `'. `;-:-;`)| |-./ | | /_ `'--./_ ` )/'-------------')/) | \ | `""""----"`\//`""`/,===..'`````````/ ( | | | / `---` `===' / ) | / \ / / ( | | '------. |'--------------------'| ) | \ `-| | / | `--...,______| | ( | | | | | ) ,| | | | | ( /|| | | | | )/ `" / \ | | (/ jgs .' /I\ '.| | /) .-'_.'/ \'. | | / ``` `"""` `| .-------------------.|| `"` `"` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-21.txt #3072 THE ONLY ONE (Wed, 2007 Nov 21) ____ _ /////|\\ ``````\\\ OKAY BE HONEST WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO BEAT OFF `/` ))) TO MARIE OSMOND FAINTING ON YOUTUBE \`, ((( `--- ,\\\ ,---/ )),))) / , `(( ((( `--. ) `__)) ________ | | ,-./\ \ _,-' \ \__,-. \ \,-' EXCITED EXCITED EXCITED BUHHHHHHHHHH GROUND /`.__,-'_,-\ `-. / \____`--'____________ | \ Starshine File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-09.txt #3060 DOG CHAPMAN (Fri, 2007 Nov 9) _"_ % (< ? ` " BOUNTY HUNTERS AREN'T SUPPOSED __||___ TO FUCKING CRY LIKE LITTLE BITCHES |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-21.txt #2827 COMET MCNAUGHT (Wed, 2007 Mar 21) . | . \ | / `. \ ' / .' I'M A SUNGRAZING COMET `. .-*""*-. .' "*-._ /.*" "*.\ _.-*" : ; ____ MEANING I LIFT UP THE SUN'S """"': .. ; SKIRT TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON _.-*" \ `.__.' / "*-._ DOWN THERE .' `-.__.-' `. bug .' / . \ `. / | \ MAYBE I SHOULD BE CALLED ' | ` PATRICK MCNAUGHTON File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-28.txt #2865 HOMOTAIN (Sat, 2007 Apr 28) _/\|\_\_ _| .- \___ ________\ / ) o`o__________ [nabis] : ,; ; `-. .-.`._. ., : : _,'_ . :, `. ,',-' :,' _' ';; \ < ,',' ..; /;; _ ;.' ,',' `. : ;,' ; ,-' `_; `-' :`. ,._; \ ; : ,. ,'`' `-. / `' ; ; , ,: ,-. ' ;, ` `' ; , ; ,. : /` ,' _ `' `. . `' , `.,. ) ` ;, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-16.txt #2975 BERT AND ERNIE (Thu, 2007 Aug 16) _.._ .'\(_(\ .-.__........_/\_/ (/ __ __ _(_.' /\_/. Y `'-/ `'-/`'-._ .-' L__L \ __ | Y | '.: __ .'TT. Y Y `| l A \`+--'`/_`;. Y \||/\ _L | A \ \ Y.---:` : `.l==()==Y / /`. | \ \ \ _.-'`: ' : Y\,'|\`| `-(_J _A \ \ _.-Y ' \ \ J \/| \/ J(_/ Y \ \ Y-' : `. `. _;-'` `""`_.-(_/ | \ \ .': \ ;..--'` __,.--'` `--' A \ Y' \ '._.-'` \`'--+''` _\ \ .': '. _.-`\ \ Y \ \' \ .-'. `, J AT LEAST BERT AND ERNIE | \ /: `..' `, '.__/ LEFT IT TO THE IMAGINATION A \' \ .''. '. l .-\ /: `..' '. `-._/ \ \' \ .'`. '. | sk \' _.-` `. T. l ( _.-'. `. |`._ | '._/ `` `._J`._J`.__A `--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-26.txt #2773 THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (Fri, 2007 Jan 26) ______ \ \. |`\_____\ |` | | TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR __-====-__ | | | LIFE AFTER TAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL DUMPS (~< >~>_| | | {~~-====--~~: \ | | !~~------~~/----`+----/ \ \___ / >------\ \ < <_________________> File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-02.txt #2961 AND FINALLY (Thu, 2007 Aug 2) ! || !| | \ _ | \ /~ ~\ \ \_ /<- ->\ TODAY IS THE DAY THE GAY DIED \ \_\.O.|\\ \ ' /__" | \ \ ' . \ \ \ /) > \ , | / | \__/ < > /o |) / T / / | / (FINALLY, OF AIDS) / | . / \/ \/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ > \ /^ / ^\ ^^^~ ~~~mOm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-27.txt #2774 BARELY HUMAN (Sat, 2007 Jan 27) _ H|| H|| __________H||___________ [|.......................| ||.........## -n.#.......| LADY ||......... # # ......| @@@@ ||......... * ......| @@@@@@@ SMEARING INK ON YOUR ||........ -^........| , - @@@@ BOOBS AND THEN PRESSING ||.....##\ .......| | '_ @@@ THEM ON A PIECE OF PAPER ||....##### /###.....| | __\@ \@ DOES NOT MAKE YOU AN ||....########\ \((#.....| _\\ (/ ) @\_/)____ "ARTIST" ||..####, ))/ ##.......| |(__/ / /|% #/ ||..##### '####.....| \___/ ----/_|-*/ IT BARELY MAKES YOU HUMAN ||..#####\____/#####.....| ,: '( ||...######..######......| |: \ ||....."""" 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H|________________| '=>/ \ / \ /|/ ,___/| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-03.txt #2962 THE TWO COREYS (Fri, 2007 Aug 3) _.-, /.\_"'. ) /.\ / THE TWO COREYS: (__)\/ | '- / FAGGOT ONE AND FAGGOT TWO |, \ / \\.-"" "\ '-"\. . ) | |/ c \ |" AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-17.txt #2976 DEAR JOSE (Fri, 2007 Aug 17) ---.----.__..----.----| _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ | | | | | -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |--.- ---'--.-----'----'--.-| | || || || || || || || | | `| |: (| | | || || || || || || || | |--'- |:. | | _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ | ------'----.-.,----.'-| -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |-.-- ,/) | | | | || || || || || || || | | |` ----.---8--'--.----'--| | || || || || || || || | | | | 8 |: | _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ |-'-- | ,)// |:. | -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |:. ----'-`=;'--.-'-.----.| | || || || || || || || | |--.- // /_ _( \ | | || || || || || || || | | /| ---.-//----)/\,'_/----| _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ | `| |/| `;=.( | -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |--'- ( |`.`. |`,-/ |,-'-||---||---||---||---||---||---||-'-.| -`-'-.`.`-.';'=`.-..--'-.--------.-------------.--.-------.----'--.- | `-./.}{-'\.) | ) | `) | \ | :`-}{-''|| |:. | ,_ | |:. | ---'`'-.--|`-}{-'||)----'-.------'--'.,`--.----'--------.-'-------'- | :`-`'-'/)| | |:. | -.-----'--;`.}{,`.||----,-'--------.------'---.--------,'--.,------- |: ,'/.`..'_(/( |: | | \ |:. ,',' |`--`.(')) |:. | | |: -'--,' <.._|__,. >`,----'----------'--------.,'-------------'----SSt ``----....(',' _,'>' )/ DEAR JOSE PADILLA `' HAVE FUN IN PRISON HOPE YOU LIKE THE RAPE SIGNED, 300 MILLION PEOPLE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-12.txt #2910 JUST A THOUGHT (Tue, 2007 Jun 12) .-. _.--"""".o/ .-.-._ __' ."""; { _J ,__ `. ; o\.-.`._.'J; ; / `- / ; `--i`". `" .'; `._ __.' | \ `""" \ `; : `."-. ; ____/ / `-.` `-.-' `"-..' ___ `;__.-'" `. .-{_ `--._ /.-" `-. / ""T ""---...' _.-"" """-. `. ; / __.-"". `. `, _.. \ / __.-"" '. \ `.,__ .'L' } `---"`-.__ __." .-. j `. : `. .' ,' / """" / \ : `. | F' \ ; ; `-._,L_,-""-. `-, ; ` ; / `. 7 `-._ `.__/_ \/ \ _; \ _.' `-. / `---" `.___,, ;"" \ .' _/ ; `" .-" _,-' { ""; ;-.____.'`. fsc `. \ '. : \ : : / `':/ ` IS THERE ANY WAY TO SEPARATE THE TITS FROM THE MOUTH JUST A THOUGHT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-06.txt #2904 TOMATO VS. TOMATO (Wed, 2007 Jun 6) ,__, _.-----/6 6) I LIKE FECES / BUT I HATE FAECES ,-' / .='=. / _./ /_-._,.. HOWEVER FETUS BEATS FOETUS ANY DAY _.-| \.'|,:=._::,,_. .'_.-'\ |//..= IN A FIST FIGHT ANYWAY ,'.' / /_:.'. :: `,.,' : WELL, MORE OF A NUB FIGHT :: /// :: :: ,/// :: I GUESS AS A FETUS MYSELF I'M NOT :: `. / :: FULLY FORMED YET SO I'M NOT REALLY `:`-./ / _.-'.' QUALIFIED TO HAVE AN OPINION HERE `-._`---'_.-' ,/ /:---' ANYWAY CARRY ON `. // ::/ // l42 (BUT FECES IS BETTER) / ||| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-22.txt #3073 JOY DIVISION (Thu, 2007 Nov 22) ___ ____ ________ ,"_ ,`==='`.'__....__`--. A BLACK AND WHITE MOVIE ABOUT A BAND ,',' | ,o@@@@@@@@@@o. \ MEMBER FROM JOY DIVISION ?!?!?!?!?!?! , /___| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@b \ HOW CAN I SAY NO ?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!? || "| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@b| || ()|| ,@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO || , || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ||(|)|| '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@//D NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO || ' || '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@P NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO || , || `@@@@@@@@@@@@/@'| NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ||(|)|| CCD `@@@@@@@@@@' | NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO || ' | '----------'"""""_, | NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO || , |`. S O R N Y | | NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO :|(|)| | | | NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO `| '| ::............:: , NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO |\__| ::::::::::::::::----" NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO : '::::::::::::::' NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO \ ; Bob_R NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO `---------------" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-22.txt #2828 VIRB (Thu, 2007 Mar 22) /| |\ ; : : : | Y, ,P | | Yb. __ ,dP | l\ YMMb,_ _,/ \,_ _,dMMP /f j; `YMMP' `--' `YMMP' ;j AN INVITATION TO VIRB !!!!!! : \ YP`-._ _.-'YP / ; \ `\, _,\_ _/,_ ,/' / `,_, \`o> _/ HEY HEY / HO HO |-| |-| SHITTY PROTEST CHANTS HAVE GOT TO GO |-| |-| |-| |-| |-| _ |-| / \ |-| _ : `'|-| /,\ : ,`'-'`'/|: \ \ ... ;/ : )... :: ; / ... :: / / ___ \\ : `-|||||. \: : (\`-'; `._________,' SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-13.txt #2850 ALL ABOUT THE OWLS (Fri, 2007 Apr 13) ,___, GET OUT OF BED /(6 6)\_ /\` ' `'\\_ I CAN'T RAPE YOU THROUGH THE BLANKET \\\_''''|\\\ )\\\\''//||/ OWLS GIVE TERRIBLE HEAD ._,--/////""------ b'ger ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-26.txt #3077 CANADIAN BACON (Mon, 2007 Nov 26) __ _.._ .-'__`-._.'.--.'.__., LET'S HEAR IT FOR CANADIAN BACON /--' '-._.' '-._./ /__.--._.--._.'``-.__/ YET ANOTHER PERFECTLY GOOD THING THOSE '._.-'-._.-._.-''-..' DIPSHIT CANADIANS MANAGED TO FUCK UP COMPLETELY jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-13.txt #2972 FIREMAN OR BUTT (Mon, 2007 Aug 13) .--"-. / " : (o"""| / ,- `-._| ,'-" `,-' /--.( OKAY I THINK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ASCII ART PICTURE / . \ OF A FIREMAN OF SOME SORT ALTHOUGH I THINK THE ARTISTIC > ) : SIMILARITY IS QUESTIONABLE AT BEST |\ .\ T `.\ ` Y : \ !. Ojo /--.( BUT WHEN ONLY LOOKING AT THE LOWER HALF IT TOTALLY LOOKS / . \ LIKE SOMEONE'S BUTT HALF-TURNED AWAY FROM YOU > ) : |\ .\ T AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?! WRITE BACK `.\ ` Y : \ !. Ojo+tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-07.txt #2966 FOXWOODS (Tue, 2007 Aug 7) ., . ____/__, .' \ / \==\``` / \ 77 \ | /_.----\\__,-----. I THINK I MIGHT BE PEQUOT TOO <--(\_|_____<__|_____/ \ ''''/| ``/``` `. / | I| CAN I HAVE A BIG LOAD OF CASH THAT `./ |____I| I DON'T DESERVE AND DIDN'T EARN ALSO !!!!!!! | | I | | | I | \ \ I | | | I | _|_|_I_| /__/____| hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-23.txt #2770 BOSTON (Tue, 2007 Jan 23) _________ |MMMMMMMMM| _ ________ |MMMMMMMMM| _|l|_ |!!!!!!!_|___|MMMMMMMMM| |lllll| |!!!!!!|=========|MMMMM| |lllll|_______ |!!!!!!|=========|MMMMM| _|lllll|HHHHHHH| |!!!!!!|=========|MMMMM| ________|lllllllll|HHHHH| |!!!!!!|=========|MMMMM| |unununun|lllllllll|HHHHH|______ |!!!!!!|=========|MMMMM| |nunununu|lllllllll|HH|:::::::::| |!!!!!!|=========|MMM__|..|un__unun|lllllllll|HH|:::::::::| |!!!!!!|=======_=|M_( ')' );' .)unu|lllllllll|HH|:::::::::| |!!!_!!|======( )|(. ` ,) (_ ', )un|lllllllll|HH|:::::::::| ~~~ |!!(.)!|===__(`.')_(_ ')_,)(. _)unu|lllllllll|HH|:__::::::|~~ ~~ |!(.`')|==( .)' .)MMM|M|| |un|nunun|lllllllll|``|( ,)_::::| ~~~~ ~ -(: _)|=(`. ')_)|---|- ' ``|`````|lll____ll| (_; `'):::|~~~ ~~~ | |==(_'_)|=| ______ ''/\ \' |(_'_)::::|\~~~~__|)__ | ''''|''o/`.-``~~~~~ ``-. /--\___\ ``|`````` /____\____/ jrei | h ( `; ~~~ ~~ ~ ) |M_|#_#| ' -- __________|~ -- * '-.._~~__~..-' -- -* - / ~~~~ ~~~~~~ * - - -- ---- --- _.-'~~~~~ ~ ~~ __--_________............-------------'''''''''''''''` ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~ IS BOSTON EVEN A REAL PLACE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-02.txt #2900 THE TRUTH (Sat, 2007 Jun 2) ( ) ) ______(____ THE TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION !!!!!!!!! (___________) / \ ALSO HARDER AND MORE THRUSTY AND MEANER AND / \ IT DOESN'T RETURN YOUR CALLS AND WON'T | | MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE ____\ /____ BOTH AT THE SAME PARTY ()____'.__ __.'____() jgs .'` .'```'. `-. ().'` `'.() File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-16.txt #2914 LESSONS LEARNED (Sat, 2007 Jun 16) , ;\ : "-. : ""--._ ; "-._ : "-. \ `. `. `. ""--._ \ ""--._ ; `. : .----. `. ; /.-J-. \ ;`. ; :/ / \ `-; ; ;: ;_/ _."-+: , : / ; : -= =;\ ;\ ;' / ;"\ ,: `--' ; .' : : t -= '"-._ ( ___ .' ; ; :"-._/`-. `-"+ .-" `.__.-" ; .-: \ :-.____..--:-" ; __.^-:_j `;J:\_ _.' : _.--"" : / "-,l "-;""" ; _.--"" :' -' `. ___ ; _.-".-" .' / : \ """--..__.-' : / .' _.-" / : ; . :\ ; / .' .-" j : / /\ \ / / / .' / t--' `....' / \ \ / / : / / : : / `. "-. : : ; / / ;/ ; `. / : `. `. ; \ : / : :/: ; ; : \ \ \ .' ;.\/ : j : : : ; "-._ `. `. .-" : `. .-; /-.; ; ; :`. .' "-.__j+. `._.-" ;`. `. : : : : .--"" t "-( `. \ / "-.`. \; ; ;`.-" .--"".^. `. `.-"\ :\ `. :__: :`. .-T__.-".-: \ : _ "-._ ; `. `. \; `\ : Y-" _.-" \ ; ;: "-._/ : "-. `. \ : ; ; / .'/ ; : :; U "-._ `. \ ;j:/ : / : : ; / ""--..__`-""+:-+.\ ; ; / ,--^-...__ _.-"; `| "--: : .' ; _. _.-" : ; | ;" :.-".-"_.-" ; ; ; / J.-".-" .--"-. .-" | : / .-".-" : "" bug : | / : / : ; ; / ;: _..-' | : / : ; \ : | / ; ; \ ; ; : WHY I SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH : ; ; : : `. SUPERGLUE WHILE DRINKING ; : ; ; \ , `. : \ / : \;"-.__\ : `.: /; ; \ ; \ "-. /: : \ ; `. `. ; ; :/`. \ : "-. `. :: ; `-:\ : "-._ `. .-"; | : \ ; "-._ `..-" : : : \ :__ "-. `. .' ; | ; ) ; "-.J.' | | : : : ; ; : ; ; : \ | :_ ; ; : .' \ | / ; / :_.' ; : : ; ; : | ; :_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-17.txt #2915 POUT (Sun, 2007 Jun 17) .aadddbbbbaa, ,adddbbbbaaa. .ad" "\bbmdd/" "ba. .,d" `"' "b,. .,ad" "ba,. .,amd" __..,,,aaaaaadddddddMbbbbbbbaaaaaaa,,,..__ "bma,. ,am8888ca8"""""'' ``""""8ac88888ma, """""]8a. .a8[""""" "8ba. .ad8"' `"8bma,. .,amd88"' `"""88bmm==aaabaaa===aabbbaaa==mmd88"""' NV `""""""""""""""""""""""' MODELS AND PORNSTARS AND WHORES EVERYWHERE: THERE IS A SUBTLE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SEXY LITTLE POUT (OF WHICH MEN APPROVE) AND LOOKING LIKE YOU'RE SEVERELY CONSTIPATED (WHICH IS SLIGHTLY LESS THAN HOT) PLEASE TAKE NOTE FOR FUTURE REFERENCE THANKS FOR LISTENING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-03.txt #2901 OCEAN'S THIRTEEN (Sun, 2007 Jun 3) ____ ___.--' `-/) ___ __.-----' __.---._// < `----' _____,---' ___ // \--.____.--' ___,--' y/ \_ __.-----' __,--// >`----' _____,---' _// .'-.____,--',,,,, ___,--n//_ .'.__ __/ \' ___,/(_/ < `----' \ C '\-' .'// `----.____.---) _| .' // .'=. (--'/|// | \)`-\.' __/ \ \ ,' /// ;. ' /// I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO "OCEAN'S THIRTEEN" | `._,'// \ // )===//] SUBTITLED "ISN'T FAMOUS BEING COOL II" / |_// | \_ (/ | \ |\ \ __ | \ |[__]| \ ||__|/ / \ | / | |/ /| | /\| | /`.|____| `=.\____/ hjw ) '`--. `='====' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-06.txt #2965 HUNGER STRIKE (Mon, 2007 Aug 6) I'M GOING TO GO ON A HUNGER STRIKE .-'''''-. |'-----'| BECAUSE, REGARDLESS OF MY CAUSE, /`-.....-`\ I AM A BIG FUCKING MORON | <_} | | .-\-. | _,._ | /# ` \ | __.-` `"""-. | \ / | ..--' `"-. `)_,._ \ '-'-' / (` )--.-"``` `"-.`'-----'` '-----------' ( ) jgs `-------------` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-22.txt #2769 PONYTAIL (Mon, 2007 Jan 22) _____ ' ` | | _| | /' _\________|_____ / '|| `` ` _| || || ` ` <@ \ | ||| ( .' I'M A MAN AND I WEAR MY HAIR IN A PONYTAIL ||||| ` _| | ||`` | | || \ -' THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW TO SHOOT ME FIRST |||| | | || | |_____| || |/ \ | || \ || | /' / / /' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-12.txt #2971 AGE OF AQUARIUS (Sun, 2007 Aug 12) ,@@@@@@@@@, @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ TO CELEBRATE THE DAWN OF THE AGE @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ OF AQUARIUS I WILL JERK OFF @@@@@'_ _'@@@@@ @@@| o o |@@@ '@| (_) |@' \ ___ / |\_`~`_/| ____/: `"` :\____ /`}}}}}\ /{{{{{`\ / {{{{{ \ / }}}}} \ / }}}}} \.-./ {{{{{ \ | {{{{{ / | \ }}}}} | jgs | }}}}} \/|\/ {{{{{ | | /{{{{{ '-' }}}}}\ | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-27.txt #3078 GENERIC NAMES (Tue, 2007 Nov 27) _,.......____ _.-' / `-._`-. ,' / / `. `. WELL IF NOTHING ELSE EMAIL SPAM ,' ___ / _ / __`. `. SUFFICES TO EDUCATE ME ON THE GENERIC / / \ / (_) / / / \ \ NAMES OF BRAND-NAME DRUGS : / /) / / __ / / / L L | / __,' / / / / / / | | | / / / / / / / /___ | | : /_/ / /_/ / /_____/ F F \ / / / / `. / / ,' ,' `./ / _,'_,' cjr `-.__/______,.;:.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-12.txt #2849 THE SOUND OF SILENCE (Thu, 2007 Apr 12) | -x- | v . ._, |_ ., `-._\/ . \ / |/_ IF EVERYONE \\ _\, y | \// LICKED A DICK _\_.___\\, \\/ -.\|| AT THE SAME TIME `7-,--.`._|| / / , WOULD A TREE /' `-. `./ / |/_.' IN THE FOREST | |// HEAR IT |_ / |- | | =| | | jg --------------------/ , . \--------._ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-06.txt #2843 MESOTHELIOMA (Fri, 2007 Apr 6) ________ (_]----[_) WHAT IF I WANT TO *KEEP* MY MESOTHELIOMA .~ |.''.| ~. |'..'| WHAT THEN CLEVER PERSONAL ATTORNEY LAWYER `~`----` ldb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-27.txt #2833 ZIONISTS (Tue, 2007 Mar 27) /`\ / : | _.._ | '/ /` \ | / DOES THE TERM "ZIONIST" REFER TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY | .-._ '-"` ( SAT ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE TWO MATRIX SEQUELS AND |_/ / o o\ PRETENDED TO LIKE THEM OR WHAT | = () )= \ '--`/ / ---<` | , \\ | | \\__ / ; |.__) (_/.-. ; { `| \_/ '-\ / | HOLD ON I HAVE TO FINISH MY COPY OF | / | "PROTOCOLS OF THE ELDERS OF THE MATRIX" / \ '-. jgs \__|----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-25.txt #2831 AND OTHER FAILED REVOLUTIONARY CRIES (Sun, 2007 Mar 25) __ / \--..____ \ \ \-----,,,.. \ \ \ \--,,.. \ \ \ \ ,' \ \ \ \ ``.. \ \ \ \-'' \ \ \__,,--''' \ \ \. \ \ ,/ POUR ACID ON OUR BALLS IF YOU MUST, BUT ___________ \ \__..- \ \ \ \ \ \ :F_P: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ...... AND OTHER FAILED REVOLUTIONARY CRIES \ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-31.txt #2837 MS. PAC-MAN (Sat, 2007 Mar 31) Y\ /Y | \ _ / | _____ | =(_)= | ,-~" "~-. ,-~\/^ ^\/~-. ,^ ___ ___ ^. ,^ ___ ___ ^. / .^ ^. .^ ^. \ / .^ ^. .^ ^. \ Y l O! l O! Y Y lo ! lo ! Y l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[ l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[ l^~"-------------"~^I l^~"-------------"~^I !\, ,/! ! ! \ ~-.,_______,.-~ / \ / ^. .^ ^. .^ -Row "-.._____.,-" "-.._____.,-" MS. PAC-MAN TURNS 25 !!!!!!!! NOW OFFICIALLY A MILF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-10.txt #2847 BNF GRAMMAR (Tue, 2007 Apr 10) |`. I'M A BNF GRAMMAR |--` .---___|___.--, PEE IN MY MOUTH AND WATCH ME GARGLE IT AND `./////// ."" SPIT IT OUT AND ASK FOR MORE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ cgmm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-03-19.txt #2825 WP:TOILET (Mon, 2007 Mar 19) .-. | | WIKIPEDIA IS LIKE A SHIT COVERED PLUNGER | | . ||| YOU HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE TO USE IT AND ||| IT DOESN'T EVEN ALWAYS WORK ||| ,` BUT SOMETIMES YOU TRY ANYWAY |.| `, `. |.| .` ,` AND YOU SMELL BAD AFTER ,` | | .` , `, | | ,` ' |_| ,` ,NNNNN, iNNNNNNNi ImmmmmmmI tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-04.txt #2841 BANGBUS (Wed, 2007 Apr 4) __ o / |/ _/___|___________ / _______ __\ _______ / /_o_||__| | \_\_\_\______________________/___ | \ \____________|______________ \ || | \ +_||_+ () () () ____| \ | \ _ ,, _ / ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \_.=" )" "-._____,' ";__________________ /_^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^ \__|==% ^^ ^^ ^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^ ^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^ Sabian ^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^ ^^^^^ I GUESS THE BANGBUS IS MOVING UP IN THE WORLD AND BECOMING A BANGBOAT ?!??!?!?!? FOLKS THAT'S JUST NOT COST EFFECTIVE IT SHOULD BE BANG-OIL-STAIN-BEHIND-THE-DUMPSTER- IN-THE-BACK-OF-THE-SAFEWAY-A-BLOCK-FROM-MY-HOUSE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-25.txt #3076 MY CRAZY BALLS (Sun, 2007 Nov 25) . .. __..---/______//-----. (( ) .".--.```| - /.--. =: ( VROOM! )) (.: {} :__L______: {} :__; __--( __- -_= ) *--* *--* jnh MY CRAZY BALLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A PAUL STOJANOVICH PRODUCTION File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-19.txt #3070 BEE MOVIE (Mon, 2007 Nov 19) `>.___ o-.--.-o ___,<' / `. / ,, \ .' \ { `.; ,__, ;.' } `._ }`.__.'{ _.' `,=."' `".=,' BLAH BLAH FUCKING BEE MOVIE BLAH BLAH .' /`-.____.-'_ `, \_.';`-.______.-':`._/ `+-.______.-'' `-.____.-' / || \ ; ;; ; `-./ \.-' fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-20.txt #2767 BLOCKED (Sat, 2007 Jan 20) ---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+-- o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o ---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+-- o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o ---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+-- o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o ---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+-- o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o ---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+-- o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o ---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+-- o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o ---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+-- o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o ---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+-- o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o ---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+-- o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o ---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+-- o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o ---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+-- o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o o | o ---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+-- HANDS UP WHO'S COCK BLOCKED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-29.txt #2927 CONSOLATION T-SHIRT (Fri, 2007 Jun 29) __.-.__.-.__ .'\ '-.__.-' /'. I FUCKED A PRETTY GIRL WHO TURNED OUT TO BE UNDER / | ,_ | \ 18 EVEN THOUGH SHE SHOWED ME A FAKE ID WHICH / | _/| \_ | \ LOOKED LEGITIMATE AND THEN I GOT CONVICTED AND '-._/ \.-""-./ \_.-' PUT IN PRISON FOR STATUTORY RAPE AND THEN WHILE | ( ^ \^ ) | IN PRISON I GOT PUNKED OUT FOR BEING A CHILD | \ == / | MOLESTER AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT | /'--'\ | jgs | | '._ _.' `""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-04.txt #2963 ROLLING DEMO (Sat, 2007 Aug 4) ____ _.-'78o `"`--._ ,o888o. .o888o, ''-. ,88888P `78888P..______.] I LIKE TO LET DEFCON RUN IN ROLLING DEMO MODE /_..__..----"" __.' AND BEAT OFF AS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS DIE `-._ /""| _..-'' "`-----\ `\ | ;.-""--.. | ,8o. o88. `. `;888P `788P : .o""-.|`-._ ./ J88 _.-/ ";"-P----' `--'\`| / / | / | | \| / |akn `-----`---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-10.txt #2969 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO RALPH WALDO EMERSON (Fri, 2007 Aug 10) oo`'._..---.___..- (_,-. ,..'` A FOOLISH CONSISTENCY IS THE HOBGOBLIN `'. ; THAT LIVES DOWN IN MY BASEMENT AND MAKES : :` RATTLING NOISES LATE AT NIGHT jrei _;_; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-15.txt #2913 PROTEST RALLY (Fri, 2007 Jun 15) .--._..--. ___ ( _'-_ -_.' _.-' `-._| - :- | _.-' `--...__| .-' LET'S PROTEST '--..___ / `._ WITH SIGNS AND CHANTS \ `. `._ AND WASTE OUR TIME | `. `._ / '. `._ :__________....-----' `..`---' |-_ _- |___...----..._ |_....--' `.`. _...--' `.`. _..-' NOT TO MENTION _.'.' .-' OTHER PEOPLE'S TIME _.'.' | _.'.' | __....------'-' | __...------''' _| '--''' |- - _ | _.-''''''''''''''''''-._ _.' |\ .' BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY .' | `._ MONEY AND RESOURCES |:.' `._ HAVE BEEN DIVERTED .' | `..__ | | `---.._.--. _| | | _ - | `-.._|_.' .--...__ | - _| .'_ `--.....__ | .'_ `--..__ .'_ ESPECIALLY BLOCKING `. .'_ TRAFFIC THAT ONE'S `-. `--..____ REALLY CONSTRUCTIVE _`. ```--...____ _..--' ;;;:::. (\| - _ ```---.._.' .. ;::| - _ |/) ;;;:::. (o) ;;::., |_ - - |;;;: (\'/) ::;; (o) | -_ -_L ``::;;;. .;;' (\ '/) | -_ _ G (o) ..;; ''' ;:;;.,|(o) _-B(\'/) ;;;;::: ;::(\'/);;:|;:; ;' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-01.txt #2899 A TOUCHING SONG LYRIC (Fri, 2007 Jun 1) o I o o /I H TOUCH ME IN THE MORNING I/ I______,'_._"_-,-___o__H I / ,Z .| H /H THEN FUCK OFF I/____E-_-"k_ P___H/ H I_________\ /____H RJ I (=_-*+*" H File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-08.txt #2755 PALIMPSEST (Mon, 2007 Jan 8) .-~~~~~~~~~-._ _.-~~~~~~~~~-. __.' ~. .~ `.__ I'M A PALIMPSEST .'// \./ \\`. .'// | \\`. .'// .-~"""""""~~~~-._ | _,-~~~~"""""""~-. \\`. .'//.-" `-. | .-' "-.\\`. .'//______.============-.. \ | / ..-============.______\\`. .'______________________________\|/______________________________`. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-09.txt #2756 VIKING (Tue, 2007 Jan 9) | WHY DID BUSH HAVE TO SEND THOSE `. VIKING PROBES TO MARS TO __________ ___________________ | KILL ALL THOSE MICROBES | o_ o-_O__|______o-.o,-o--o___|--'___ _______,, |0-o o "PG| o____,--'`-``==O=====o---|--o || `---------- --------------------------'--____-'' OH THE HUMANITY PG File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-14.txt #2912 ROSIE (Thu, 2007 Jun 14) _.--._ ,' `. / __) __` \ ( (`-`(-') ) CAN WE ALL STOP TALKING ABOUT ROSIE O'DONNELL /) \ _ / ( /' )-._.' . \ ___ STARTING .......................... NOW ( ,--., `.)___(___) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) Ojo/VK/FS/ejm ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' / /| / / | / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-11.txt #2970 THE TRUTH ABOUT BEES (Sat, 2007 Aug 11) `>.___ o-.--.-o ___,<' / `. / ,, \ .' \ { `.; ,__, ;.' } `._ }`.__.'{ _.' `,=."' `".=,' .' /`-.____.-'_ `, BEES DON'T HAVE HANDS \_.';`-.______.-':`._/ `+-.______.-'' `-.____.-' / || \ ; ;; ; `-./ \.-' fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-01-21.txt #2768 STOLEN PORN (Sun, 2007 Jan 21) ,. |`:. | `:. m1a | |`.`:;@. | |;.`.`;| ; `.';| || STOLEN PORN IS THE BEST PORN ,(`;.`.| || /8o (`:. || /o8888o `; || /@o8888888o (`;| (`.()oO888888o (< `.`.;:oO08c{)/ | `.`.(),0 / / `.`.`/ / `.( / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-08-05.txt #2964 SHELL TOOLS (Sun, 2007 Aug 5) __..--"""""""""""""""""::| __..--"" _..--"" | .:______________________.:| | | | __________ ||| | ()| | __====::::::::::====__||| |() | I NAME MY CATS AFTER UNIX ||\_____________________||| | | SHELL TOOLS TO TRY TO PROVE ||| ||| | | TO OTHERS THAT I'M COOL ||| ||| | | ||| ||| | | |||_____________________||| | | |||---------------------||| | | ||| :-----------------: ||| | | ||| | 32x| ||| | | ||| '"""""""""""""""""' ||| | | ||| o = = o [] [] ||| | | |||---------------------||| | | |||"""""""""""""""""""""||| | | ||| |==========| ||| | | ||| | o """ ()| ||| | | |||_____________________||| | | ||/_____________________||| | | || ||| | | |'. .'|| | | | '--__ __--' || | | | """"""""""" || | | | || | | | || | | | |_____| || | | | (____(| || | | | | | || | | | || | | | || || || | | | (( (( || | | | || || || | | | || | | | || | | | .: : : : : : : : . || | ()| | |: : : : : : : : | || | | NOTE: IT DOESN'T WORK | |':':':':':':':':| || |() | | | '.'.'.'.'.'.'.'| || | | | |/""""""""""""""";. || | .' | : x '. || | .' | : x: : || | .' | ." x: ". || :' |_:____________________:_|:' grp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-06-28.txt #2926 JILL HENNESSY (Thu, 2007 Jun 28) _"_ % (< ? ` " Q: WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR JILL HENNESSY TO BE __||___ ANY HOTTER THAN SHE ALREADY IS ???? |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / A: YES, BUT ONLY IF SHE HAD A PLAYSTATION 3 IN \: / HER BELLY AND MAYBE A MINIBAR IN THE SMALL OF HER BACK -- %%% I MEAN COME ON %% % WORK WITH ME PEOPLE, USE YOUR IMAGINATION /:\ |/|, b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-18.txt #3069 DESIRAE NEAR HOME (Sun, 2007 Nov 18) _____ /~/~ ~\ | | \ DESIRAE IN A SHALLOW GRAVE IN THE GROUND NEAR MY HOME \ \ \ \ \ \ --\ \ .\'' --==\ \ ,,i!!i, ''"'',,}{,, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-24.txt #3075 THANK YOU TIVO (Sat, 2007 Nov 24) __o_____ ()/O\___() THANK YOU TIVO FOR SAVING ME FROM OBNOXIOUS MUSICAL NUMBERS `-\\---' IN COMEDY SHOWS I OTHERWISE ENJOY __\/__ YES SARAH FUCKING SILVERMAN I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU | .... | AND DON'T THINK YOU'RE BLAMELESS EITHER, FAMILY GUY brojek File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-11-30.txt #3081 MY RELIGION (Fri, 2007 Nov 30) ___ __ /.-.\ / )_____________\\ Y MY RELIGION CAN'T /_ /=== == === === =\ _\_ AFFORD BOOKS ( /)=== == === === == Y \ `-------------------( o ) hjw \___/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-05.txt #2842 THREE HUNDRED (Thu, 2007 Apr 5) __ .' '\._ \ @ /; __ ;::'--':;. _ .' '. :;:: _.'._ \ @ / I JUST SAW 300 ;;.-:/ | \:.'--; :___......._ '. DUDE IT'S TOTALLY AN ALLEGORY ABOUT WHY I HATE BUSH {{__..--""-,_'-.: {{[_ _ _ _ _'--.} SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN ALLEGORY I MEANT SCATTERGORY {[| | || || | |-.]} {[\-'-':-::-:-'/ ]} MAN SCATTERGORIES IS A FUN GAME {[ \ \ _\_/ / ~]} {{[\ .-' '-./]}} WOW I'D REALLY LIKE SOME PIE RIGHT NOW {[.:-"'\ /'"-'.]} {[' __/ \__ :]} HMMM LEMON MERENGUE OR KEY LIME {[::' _) (_ ' :]} {{[: : ] [ : :]} WAIT WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT {[: : ( ) :]}} {{[: : '-' :]} [ : :_.:';. :]} {{[_.' _ _ _ '-._]} {|\\|~|_|_|_|~| ] } jim{{ '""''~~~""-- _' ''""""""""""""'' . | . -:--|--:- ' | ' _|_ | | \ / / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2007/2007-04-11.txt #2848 A CALL TO ARMS (Wed, 2007 Apr 11) /\_ _ __ __ _ \( ! )/_/ __ \_\( % )>o<})# )/_/ _(%>o<(_!_)>o<#)_ /_/(_% ( | (_#_)/_/ ( ! 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"--.._____.^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-14.txt #386 GAY BOY (Fri, 2000 Jul 14) .--------------- ----. | .----------------. | | | .----------. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | '----------' .' | | '-------------' | | GAY BOY | | | | .-. .''. | | .-' '-. .''.'..' | | '-. .-' '..' | | '-' | | -- -- .' . |__________________.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-28.txt #400 DEEP SPACE AMBASSADOR (Fri, 2000 Jul 28) $$$$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $ $ $$$$$ $ $$$ $ $ $$ $ $ $$ $ $ DEEP SPACE AMBASSADOR TO $$ $ $$$ PLANET COCKSUCKER ??!? SIRS $$$ $ $ $$$ I WOULD BE HONORED TO $$$ $ $$ REPRESENT THE FEDERATION IN $$$ $ $$ THIS FUNCTION IN FACT I'M $ $$$ $ $$ READY TO LEAVE NOW $ $$$$$ $ $$$ $ $$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$$$$ Lester5374@aol.com File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-05.txt #439 COOCHIE (Tue, 2000 Sep 5) ___ .-9 9 `\ I AM A WALRUS AND I WANT =(:(::)= ; SOME COOCHIE IS THAT |||| \ HOW THE SONG GOES??????!?!? |||| `-. ,\|\| `, / \ ; `'---., SERIOUSLY ABOUT | `\ THE COOCHIE ; / | THOUGH \ | / jgs ) \ __,.--\ / .-' \,..._\ \` .-' .-' `-=`` `: | /-/-/` `.__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-11.txt #445 BICYCLING CAT AGAIN (Mon, 2000 Sep 11) ____________________ | |_____ __ | FUCK MY BROWN ASS | |__| |_________ |___________________| |::| | / /\**/\ | \.____|::|__| < ( o_o )_ | \::/ \._______\ (u--u \_) | (||___ )==\ ,dP"/b/=( /P"/b\ |8 || 8\=== || 8 `b, ,P `b, ,P """` """` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-18.txt #482 EVOLUTION (Wed, 2000 Oct 18) I TITLE THIS PIECE _ ~~ __ __ _ _ _ 8 "__b l \_`,_| ) (~,_' ) (_`,_' ) 8 '" ( `\ ) ~\ ) `\ 8" 'd B |' 'o | Y ', ) / ', | 8" "8 | `* | `, | `, Ma_ "ab \,_ `=/' \. `_/ \,_ `-/ V#####b. ,######, ~Y8ba,\ ,&&&&&V P########N ,########, ,888888b ,&&&&&&&&: B###b######B ,########## ,88%88888b ,&&&&&&&&&&; 8 B######"a | |#######, | `""Y8888, | |&&&&&&&| B 7 ^8 | | | | | `"Y\ | | :\ 8P8P Pb | | ,) L_' ^_) | | ; \ d8 d 8 `--' \,_/' \ `, / `--' `, /`-' a"a b a `|,_ `\, /`. \' /`. \ 8 Pa. _"b (' ,|,_ |,_ f /\ /~, / /\ _\ b l aP 8" | (_ `\,^ ) \ \ | | \ \ \/ \ 98P ba_aP `\___) \__/ ~-' `-~ \__' \__/ SM NV FL SM "EVOLUTION OF A FUCKING FAGGOT" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-30.txt #494 U S A (Mon, 2000 Oct 30) +---------------------------------+ | __ | | __/o \_ | | \____ \ | | / \ | | __ //\ \ | | __/o \-//--\ \_/ | | \____ ___ \ | | | || \ |\ | | | _|| _||_|| | | | +---------------------------------+ GOD BLESS THESE UNITED STATES STAND AT ATTENTION SOLDIER OWOWOWOWOWO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-24.txt #488 EVERYBODY HATES CLOWNS (Tue, 2000 Oct 24) _ (_) _ _ .=. (_) (_) _ //(`)_ //`\/ |\ 0`\\ EVERYBODY FUCKING ||-.\_|_/.-|| HATES CLOWNS )/ |_____| \( _ 0 #/\ /\# 0 (_) _| o o |_ _ ((|, ^ ,|)) EVERYBODY NOW (_) `||\_/||` || _ || _ | \_/ | (_) 0.__.\ /.__.0 `._ `"` _.' jgs / ; \ \ 0'-' )/`'-0 0` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-26.txt #490 YOUR REFLECTION (Thu, 2000 Oct 26) _________. __,-' `-. ____,--',' ___ `-__ ______ ____,--""' / ,' ``-._-`-. ,' `-._ ,' _- \ ,' `-.__ / ,' ___ `, / ______ `._ | / _,<_____- ) / ,' `-._ `. | ,'_,-' `. `-. | / ______ `._ | / _,<_____- ) / ,' `-._ `. | ,'_,-' `. `-. | / ,' `-.___ \ /,' \ \ | |_/ ___>,_________,' \ | / _,-' ,' ,' `. / | __,/ /' / `.') | ,-' / ( ,' ________ \ \| | | / \XXXXXXXXxx_| | |\ | | | `._ | | | \ |______ | `-. | `. __x||XXXXX/ ,--. | \ ( | | xxXY"// ,'_.,_'// | | \ `. /\ (/ / |//gayb\\ | | ) )| / | ..--.. | | \YBBP// \___ \| \ // ,' | \\\.,xxx'\ | )\_\---' \ `. \ Y/ ,' | | d"BBb\\ \ \ `. \ ,' ,' /\ ( `\gay'//\ |\ \ | / _,' / \ `,,---' | \ | / (,'/ | \ | ) \_/ / _,' / \ `,,---' | \ | / (,'/ | \ | ) \_/ | /| _ ) K ) _/ / / | ( - ) _/_,' | ,' ,'\ ,. , K' | _ ,' /(\ \ ______.,-'_'| /_ |/ / / \ `. `<-_______,-'_' / \..___ \ | | \_ `-- `. `--.____,-' ,' `. `._ ) `-. /`. ) `._'\ `-._ _,K \ / `.>.__ _____,/ `-._ ,' |\ \/ ``--''"\._ | `-.____.,-' | `._ ) / `._| | \`-.__.,' _______(____/ \___\__ IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU'LL NOTICE YOUR REFLECTION IN HER EYES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-07.txt #441 DICKLOVING (Thu, 2000 Sep 7) __ __ __ \ / __ / \ | / \ \|/ _,.---v---._ I'M ONE BIG BLUBBERY /\__/\ / \ PILE OF DICKLOVING \_ _/ / \ \ \_| @ __| hjw \ \_ GHLAHGLAGAGLHALGUGH `97 \ ,__/ / ~~~`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-13.txt #447 YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO (Wed, 2000 Sep 13) " ***** ***** * ##* * * * ####* * * * ####* * * LET'S GET FUCKED UP AND * ###* *### * SUCK EACH OTHER OFF * * *#### * * * * *#### * THAT WAY WHEN WE SOBER UP * * * *## * TOMORROW WE CAN PRETEND ***** * ***** LIKE IT WAS THE ALCOHOL * THAT MADE US DO IT AND * THAT WE'RE STILL STRAIGHT ** ** ** * *** *** * COME ON YOU KNOW YOU * *********** * WANT TO * ### * * ### %%%% * * %%%%% %%%% * * %%%%% %%%% * %%%%% %%%% %%%%% %%%% %%%%%%%% ## %%%%%% # # ## ## ## ## ## File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-16.txt #388 TEN DOLLARS (Sun, 2000 Jul 16) (\_/) .:``";=-.,.-;'.66\ I WILL GIVE YOU /,.'`,.'.'`.'.(='Y.)= TEN DOLLARS TO //\.','.'./.'.,|`""` DO ME UP THE ASS // /)./`"""\.'./ _// |/|| \.|\ '-' \\ \\ \\\\ jgs `" `" `"`" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-02.txt #374 UNTIL WE GET DIZZY (Sun, 2000 Jul 2) #XXXX\\ #/---` ###XXX// - \\\-##= - \\\ ##XX///-` ` -- \\##- \ \\ ###XX//- = \ #/ - - \\ ###XX//- # #= = = || ###XX |##- / #X- ==|| ##XX /(((#\ /(()))))))))))|/ ##X| | #-/ | | ||=====\\) ##X| | #-/ | | ||------ \) #|| | #- | | || | | \|| | | | | || | | || | | | | || | | || | | | | ||_______/) || | | | | ||=====//) || | | | | || || | | | | || \| | | | | |/ ===| | | |==== =============== HAVE A COLD ONE ON ME !!!! LET'S SUCK UNTIL WE GET DIZZY !!!!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-26.txt #247 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT (Sat, 2000 Feb 26) ____ (. \ \ | WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING \ |___(\--/) AT FUCKFACE __/ ( . . ) "'._. '-.O.' '-. \ "|\ '.,,/'.,,mrf File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-13.txt #324 THIS MEANS YOU (Sat, 2000 May 13) STOP STALKING ME ___________ ____ ______/ \__// \__/____\ _/ \_/ : //____\\ /| : : .. / \ | | :: :: \ / | | :| || \ \______/ | | || || |\ / | \| || || | / | \ | || || | / /_\ \ | ___ || ___ || | / / \ \_-_/ \_-_/ | ____ |/__/ \ _\_--_/ \ / /____ / / \ / \______\_________/ THIS MEANS YOU File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-07.txt #318 AMPERSANDS OR AT SIGNS (Sun, 2000 May 7) _---~~-_ : "-. / /'''" }) \ CHECK IT OUT : : ^ \^ :/ ) MY TITS ARE / \ - // / AMPERSANDS | / -/ ' / '~ \} -.-'../ OR WAIT / . THOSE ARE / /' ^ \ AT SIGNS ' / \ .@.' '..@ ' / \ \ NEVER MIND / | | | / / / ' \ | ' ' ' | \ | .-~- \ |/^ . ' )/ ' v . \/ / \ \ ) | /' )\ | ( _\ ./ ( ' . '--.___' '--''--- ch1x0r555 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-12-23.txt #548 HOBBY (Sat, 2000 Dec 23) ` ' ` ' ` ; ' ` ; ' ` ; ' ` ; ' `; ' ` ;' ` ' I SUCK COCKS ` ` ```` ' ' FOR SPORT ` "~" "~" ' ` ^^ ' ` ~ ~ ' WELL NOT SO MUCH ` ^. " .^ ' SPORT AS A ` ` ` ' HOBBY `;;;;;;;' ` . . . .> ' ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ` <. . . . . ' I'M JUST GAY ` ' ` ` ` ` ` , , '' ' ' ' ' `'.'. . . . . ` ` `. . . . . .';' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-12-22.txt #547 SHOVE THE NUTS (Fri, 2000 Dec 22) xXXx (XXXX) PFFLFFLUUHHHHHH .xX308XXX..xXXx..XXX308XXXx. .xXXX308X308X308X308X308X308X308XXXXx. ~`\XX308X308X308X308X308X308X308X/'~ DON'T TREAD ON ME ``````/ .\XXXX / \ ''''' : <~XXXX(./; ; `. `'XXX:/' ,' WHAT DO YOU MEAN `:. `\ /' THAT'S THE WRONG LOGO : `:. ; :. :/ ,' :x. `. : `XXX / SHOVE THE NUTS `. `:x .'`. `; ;.:XXx: `XX' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-06.txt #317 MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY BELIEVE (Sat, 2000 May 6) .=~~~~~~~=. {:.. } `~| O |~` .'`~~~~~~~`'. I'VE GOT MORE / o o \ JIZZ IN MY MOUTH : )(_)( ; RIGHT NOW THAN \ '.___.' / YOU COULD POSSIBLY `.,__`=' _,.' BELIEVE /__\V/__\ /\\ / / \ jgs \/`\/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-12.txt #323 TWENTY MARKS (Fri, 2000 May 12) ____ / _))) / / 6 6 FUCK FOR TWENTY ( ( \ MARKS ????????? / ,' __- / __) /_ ) ( / ~ `( / / .) .) ) ( /\ (_ \| \ ' \ \ / \ /\ _/ ) \/ # | | / | | /\ | ) / \ | /, / \ ) / / / | | / \ | |/ \! / )\ /( '-.\_ .. /,/ .. . File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-27.txt #248 MICHAEL JACKSON (Sun, 2000 Feb 27) ARGLE BARGLE ___-------___ I'M MICHAEL JACKSON _-~~ ~~-_ _-~ /~-_ /^\__/^\ /~ \ / \ /| O|| O| / \_______________/ \ | |___||__| / / \ \ | \ / / \ \ | (_______) /______/ \_________ \ | / / \ / \ \ \^\\ \ / \ / \ || \______________/ _-_ //\__// \ ||------_-~~-_ ------------- \ --/~ ~\ || __/ ~-----||====/~ |==================| |/~~~~~ (_(__/ ./ / \_\ \. (_(___/ \_____)_)-jurcy File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-03.txt #375 HEAD COUNT (Mon, 2000 Jul 3) .-. I'M HERE FOR '-' A HEAD COUNT // _..---._/| OH WHO AM .' ." '-. I KIDDING /__/ \ * ====_____ __| : GHLAGHALG /# #""" | /()\ : ..* GLGALGHGH |# # | \__/ : .'' GLHAGLHHG \#___#____| / :::.. . \______________|_..._: .. '* () // /\||||))))))) ' . . .( \_ \\_\// _-'.'/ | * .. ( ) |^|^|^|ooo/ _#\.//"""_ | . . . (_)_.'v|v|v| / \# \_ / '_ _' . . | _ _/_/ /'./_-|" . . /#_#__"""-._ /# \__) . . |__ ""-._ |## . . . | ""|-"""-_/## . . /""--\__.-| . \-_.-<__ / . . /-_| / \ \-_| \_-<. . . <_-/ <_.-\ . <_-| |_.-| . .----| \__\ | . | .""" '. | . .___| |__| (c) NamelessOne '.__...""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-17.txt #389 SCHIST (Mon, 2000 Jul 17) #"#^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^#################^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^#"# # # .oo^^^""" """^^^oo. # # # # .oo^"" ""^oo. # # # # .o^^##o. . "^o. # # # # .#^" "^##o. ..##.# ^#. # # # # o#^ "^##o. ......#" ^^ ^. ^#o # # # # .#^ "^##o.--"" "o ^#. # # # # ## .-"^##o. -.-"""---" ## # # # # ## o^" "^##o. ^.. "o ## # # # # ^#. ...# .. "^##o: """"#o .#^ # # # # ##. """"" ""^-. "-.-""^##o. ^^ .## # # # # ^#. -- ^.. # "^##o. .#^ # # # # "^#. "" ""-.# "^##o. .#^" # # # # ^#o. .o##o. .#^ "###^ # # # # "^#o... "" ...o#^" # # # # ""^^^^ooooooooo^^^^"" # # # #""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""# # # # o#""^- .... ## .. ..:: .... ..##.. # # # # ""-o. ## "" ##" ## ## ^#..:" ## # # # # ^#..#^ ^#..o- ## ## ## -o..#^ ^#.- # # # #..........................................................# # """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" UNEN KRAUTEN UN LICKERBALLEN ACHTUNG !!!!! JUDEN SUCKEN KRISTANEN CHOKEN FUCKEN TWENTY MARKS COCKSUCKEN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-12.txt #446 GAYEST SPORT (Tue, 2000 Sep 12) THE GAYEST SPORT EVER INVENTED ________ o | __ | \_ O | |__| | ____/ \ |___WW___| __/ / || || || _______________||________________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-06.txt #440 SHEEPS (Wed, 2000 Sep 6) _ ." ". \ / .ss. | ( S''S | SSSS | .-'SS'--'\ HUH HUH / __/ |_.)====( | I LIKES " | | | THE SHEEPS | | | | | | jgs | | | '----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-27.txt #491 ALL NIGHT LONG (Fri, 2000 Oct 27) . ________ . /\ / \ \ \ / \ / \ / . \ _____ \ ____ \ / . \ / | \ \ / / \___\ / / | | \ | / / \___\ | | \ | | | / / | | | | | | | | \ | | | / /_____ | | | | | | | |____| | | | / / | | | | | | | ______ | | | /_____ / | | | | | | | | | | | | / / | | | | | | | | | | | | ___ / / | | / | | | ___ | | | | \ \./ / / / | |__/ | \ \./ / / \ / \ \ / / / / / \ / \./ \./ \./ / /________/ \./ -CJ SUCK YOU ALL NIGHT LONG File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-23.txt #487 BAD TWEETY (Mon, 2000 Oct 23) .-"-. /_ _ \ \@ @ / (_> _) `)(_ /((_`)_, \__(/-" __|||__ jgs ((__|__)) _ ____ ____ _____ _ _ ____ _ _____ _ _ _ / \ / ___/ ___|| ___| | | |/ ___| |/ /_ _| \ | ( ) / _ \ \___ \___ \| |_ | | | | | | ' / | || \| |/ / ___ \ ___) |__) | _| | |_| | |___| . \ | || |\ | /_/ \_\____/____/|_| \___/ \____|_|\_\___|_| \_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-13.txt #385 WIPE IT OFF (Thu, 2000 Jul 13) ___,@ / < ,_ / \ _, DON'T WORRY ? \`/______\`/ ,_(_). |; (e e) ;| \___ \ \/\ 7 /\/ _\8/_ \/\ \'=='/ | /| /| \ \___)--(_______|//|//| YOU CAN WIPE THE AIDS OFF \___ () _____/|/_|/_| / () \ `----' / () \ '-.______.-' jgs _ |_||_| _ (@____) || (____@) \______||______/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-07.txt #379 REALLY PEOPLE (Fri, 2000 Jul 7) _________________ ____/#################\____ ___/################,##########\___ _/################/##/ \##\##########\_ I MEAN REALLY PEOPLE /#################/\##| |##/\###########\ HOW EASY DO YOU THINK /##################\ \#| |#/ /############\ IT IS TO STICK YOUR HEAD |##DWB###############\ \| |/ /#########JRB##| THROUGH A TOMBSTONE |####################{{{\ /}}}##############| |###################{{<.> <.>}}#############| ow |#####################{ | | }###############| |#####################{ | | }####_#######__#| shit |#####################/_| |_\##_( )###__( )_ |####################{(_)_(_)}( ` )_( '__ ` ) |#####################{VV_VV}##(__( `)_( )-` ) um |#####################\^^))^/######( )_') ) |######################--((-########( ' _)__) |########################))##########(__)###| GHLAGHLBHALGUGHLUG |########################(##################| NOW I'M STUCK |###########################################| |###########################################| HALP |###########################################| |###########################################| \ | /########| |################################| \ | / _\|/|#######/ \####################\|/########|__\|/___ \ / \ / V File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-02.txt #436 PHONE SEX (Sat, 2000 Sep 2) ___________ @(_)-------(_) BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP @ / ### \ PLEASE DIAL PHONE SEX ON ME @ | ### | I'M GETTING HORNY AND DESPERATE @ @|_________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-16.txt #450 READY FOR LAUNCH (Sat, 2000 Sep 16) A QUEER FLIGHT 102 * /=\ READY FOR LAUNCH | | | | /| |\ ROGER THAT | / |-| \ YOU ARE GO FOR |--| /|/---\|\ COCKSUCKING |\/|_________||||| |/\|_|_|_|_|_| | HOUSTON WE READ YOU |--| | | FIVE BY FIVE GLHAHGLAGH |\/| | | GHLAGHLAGHLAHG LHAGLHL |/\| |~~~| |--| | | |\/|________ |._,| |/\|_|_|_|_|/ / \ \ |--| |.|_|,| |\/| | | |/\| | | |--| ,'| |`. |\/| ,' | | `. |/\| ,' /| | |\ `. |/ |--|,'____/ | | | \____`*- /|\/| / / | \# /|\ /=+/\|####/--/.|_|__,---\ |\\ \ ------"""""""|^|#^#^" _\|| \ \|/ `---- \ ---' \|/ -*-------------------------------*- /|\ ool/|\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-16.txt #327 SNOWMEN (Tue, 2000 May 16) HEY WHO FARTED / __ __ / __ _|__|_ _|__|_ _|__|_ (*-) (*-) (*-) --( * )-- --( * )-- --( * )-- ( * ) ( * ) ( * ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ KW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-02.txt #313 SCREW YOU (Tue, 2000 May 2) HOW MUCH FOR A BLOWJOB LADY BUT I WANT FOREPLAY FIRST \ / \ _____ _____ / / / \ / / \ | | (((((((((O | | O | \__\__/ \__\__/ | | \ | | |) |) \ (| (| |_ |__ SCREW YOU BITCH __| _| """ """ HAHA GET IT """ """ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-23.txt #244 YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE (Wed, 2000 Feb 23) _--~~--_ /~/_| |_\~\ I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF |____________| I WAS DRUNK ON COCK |[][][][][][]|:= . HELP ME OBI-WAN YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE __| __ |__ \ ' . / | ||. | == | | \ ' . / (| ||__| == | |) \ '< | |[] [] == | | \ '\| | |____________| | \ | /__\ /__\ \ / \ ~~ ~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-12-26.txt #551 HENRY (Tue, 2000 Dec 26) _.-+. DEAR HENRY, _.-"" '. +:"" '. WE FEEL YOUR ILLUSTRATION IS NOT J \ '. SUITABLE FOR THE NEW YORKER MAGAZINE L \ _.-+ | '. _.-" | PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT US AGAIN J \ _.-" L L +" J YOURS SINCERELY + | | \ | .+ THE EDITOR \ | .-' P.S. NEXT TIME WE'RE GETTING A \ | .-' RESTRAINING ORDER \| .--' -Henry- + File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-12-27.txt #552 IF YOU DREW THIS (Wed, 2000 Dec 27) xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx xx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx x xxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxvvvuvxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxvvuuuuvxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxvvuuuuuuvxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxvvvuuuuvxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxvvvvuvxxxxxxxxxxxx IF YOU DREW LIKE THIS xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx YOU'D BE DRIVEN TO xaaxxbbbxxssxxooxxlxxxuxuxtttx DRINK TOO aaaaxbbxxsssxooooxlxxxuuuxxtxx aaaaxbbbxssxxxooxxlllxxuxxxtxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxvxvxxooxxdddxxkxkxxaaxxxxx xxxxvvvxooooxddddxkkxxaaaaxxxx xxxxxvxxxooxxdddxxkxkxaaaaxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxtxxxxxxxxdxx xxixmmmxpppxooxrrxttxeeexdddxx xxixmxmxpppxooxrxxtxxeexxdddxx xxxxxxxxpxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-22.txt #243 I'M A DYKE (Tue, 2000 Feb 22) M$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$RMMMMM8MMX <$$$$$$$$$$$$R????!!?MMMR$RMMh. :M$$$$$$$R?!!~~~~!!!!!!!MMM$$$$X PULL ON MY HAIR :M$$$$$$$X!~~~ ~~~~~!!MM8$MM$$M! 'CAUSE I'M A DYKE :!XM$$$$$$R!~~~~~ ~~~~~!!M$$$$$$$R! ~!!!M???M$MRRMM$X<~!!!!~~~~~:!XN$$M ~!!!!!M$$$$@$@$$!!~~' ~~:XH8$$$WR !!!!MM$RM$RRMMMM?t!:::XX8$$$$$$$$> ~~!!MMM$$$$$WX!!!!!!$$$$$$$RR$$$R" ' / \<>/ | /" \___/ / / /jgs / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-06.txt #378 POOLAND (Thu, 2000 Jul 6) _ _ |_| WELCOME TO POOLAND |_| | | | | _| |_ POPULATION: _| |_ -| | | | _ _ | | | |- | | | | |' | YOU | `| | | | | \ . / \ . . / \ , / \ . / | . |_ _ _ _ _ _| , | | .| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| | . | | , | . . . . | .| | . | . . . . , |. | ___----_____| . |. , _______ . | , |---~_____ _---~ | | . /+++++++\ . | . | ~---_ |. | . |+++++++| . | . | __ | . | , |+++++++|. . _|__ | ____--`~ '--~~__ . |++++ __|----~ ~`---, -~--~ ~---__|,--~' ~~----_____- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-12.txt #384 THE BIGGEST SHIT (Wed, 2000 Jul 12) ____ __.---""---.__ ____ /####\/ \/####\ (/-----) (------) \__OO/ \OO__/ __/ \__ I'M GOING TO TAKE .-" . . "-. THE BIGGEST SHIT | | \.._ _../ | | YOU'VE EVER SEEN !!!!! \ \ \."-.__________.-"./ / / \ \ "--.________.--" / / ___\ \_ _/ /___ ./ ))))) ((((( \. \ / \ \_ _/ / \ \____/""-.____.-""\____/ / \ \ / / -. .| ./. ." / | - / | - ". ." / | - / | - ". /.-./.--.|.--.\ /.--.|.--.\.-.| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-22.txt #486 GUESS WHAT (Sun, 2000 Oct 22) ____ ;` `'-._ / \ /\ /` \ | ; / \ | | / `\ | | / \_ / | ; / `\ | ,|_ __ \__/ | _\_o/_( |_ /`"=/\==""=="=="=="=="`\ | )/ | \ / GUESS WHAT YOU'LL BE /';=""==""==""==""==";`\ GETTING FOR XXXMAS | /` /~\ /~\ `\ | | \ _ \o/ \o/ _ / | \ ; (_) __ (_) ; / / |\_.-""(__)""-._/| \ | \ /\ / | / '.___.'__'.___.' \ | \/ | | | \ / jgs | | \ / '. .' '-.__ __.-' '---'--'---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-08.txt #472 BECAUSE OF ME (Sun, 2000 Oct 8) (O BECAUSE OF ME NO ONE CAN |__ EVER PARK BY THE FRONT .-|___ ( ) \_ `--' FL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-20.txt #484 LOOK AT THESE FAGGOTS (Fri, 2000 Oct 20) LOOK AT THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS \ \ .:. .:. \|/ .:. _ \\,/// \|/ | \|/ _/_\_ ___ \\|/// <#> | \|<#> | (") /.-.\ (")\\ \|<#>|/ \| / _ //U\\ |(")| //-\\\ | \| /<#>/ ( ) _ \|_|/ /)v(\ <#>_/|_|/\\ \ |/ |/ \| (_` )_('> | | \/~\/ |||\\\ \| | |/ (__,~_)8 ||| //_\\ ||| \\ |/ \| / \| / jgs _YY_ _[|]_ /_____\ _[|]_ \| |/ |/ """"""""'""'""'"""""'""""'""'"""'"""""''"'"""^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-29.txt #463 SHITTING A P (Fri, 2000 Sep 29) SHITTING A P JUST FOR YOU _, ____ \_ ` , `P |/--\ / jgs "` "` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-04.txt #376 FARTIFIED (Tue, 2000 Jul 4) ,--. / '. DON'T COME ANY CLOSER OR | ,-.-. \ I'LL SUCK YOU OFF \ `-'-' | ,--._.-`._/ \_/ I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL DO IT _.--' / | `--._ .--''-' _ |, / `--._ I'M A PROFESSIONAL ,-' _.-' `. '-' '. _,' ,--' /\ __ '-. / | /' `-.-- .' `--. `\ | / /\ / ,-' \ _.-\ \ | | | /' | | / `--' . \ \ / | ,' / | .--._ / | | | / / .' | / `\ | \ | -' | / / | | \ | '. -' | / / | _/ \ \ / | / / `. | | / / _/' `. \ \ | | / _ \ \ `, \ | | \ \ / / '. | | | | /' / | | | /' \ | | \ | ,/' ,-' \ \ / | | | | | | ./ | / | | /' \ | | /-' /` \ | \ -' | /\ |/ .' | / `\ \ / '- / | | / \ | `\ `' `-/ / | | / `\ '-| / /) / | | / `-| | [ / / \ \ -' `--' | \ \_,' / \ | | \ /`-, \ \_/ / \ \ \ ) |,--,| \_/`-' S-v \\ / `--' ***** FARTIFIED !!!!! MIT IODINE !!!!! ***** File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-10.txt #382 I'M DEAD (Mon, 2000 Jul 10) _,.-------.,_ ,;~' '~;, ,; ;, ; HI I'M DEAD ; ,' ', ,; LET'S FUCK ;, ; ; . . ; ; | ; ______ ______ ; | | `/~" ~" . "~ "~\' | | ~ ,-~~~^~, | ,~^~~~-, ~ | | | }:{ | | | l / | \ ! | .~ (__,.--" .^. "--.,__) ~. | ---;' / | \ `;--- | \__. \/^\/ .__/ V| \ / |V | |T~\___!___!___/~T| | | |`IIII_I_I_I_IIII'| | | \,III I I I III,/ | \ `~~~~~~~~~~' / \ . . / -dcau \. ^ ./ ^~~~^~~~^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-15.txt #449 NEED TO KNOW BASIS (Fri, 2000 Sep 15) ........ ,''(());::::. , ;::::::. SO IN CANADA _|_ ___`;)::::; DO YOU STICK COINS ( 6)( 6)---,-.; IN STRIPPERS' PANTIES `-'/ `-' .|; OR WHAT |(..` -'.; ` --' ,::' ON A NEED TO KNOW ` ___. ,,'' BASIS HERE PEOPLE | | ,_/`.___,'\_, ak ,~' \/ o \/ `~. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-01.txt #435 EXCEPTIONALLY DOUGHY (Fri, 2000 Sep 1) ,------. `-____-' ,---------------------. ,i--i. | I AM EXCEPTIONALLY | / @ @ \ / DOUGHY AND THEREFORE | | -.__.- | ___-' GOOD FOR FUCKING | \. ,/ ------------------------------' ,\""""/. ,' `--' `. (_,i' `i._) | | | ,. | | | | | `-' `-' -bodom- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-08.txt #229 STOMPY (Tue, 2000 Feb 8) ___.-~"~-._ __....__ .' ` \ ~"~ ``-. /` _ ) `\ `\ /` a) / | `\ :` / | \ <`-._|` .-. ( / . `;\\ `-. `--'_.'-.;\___/' . . | \\ _ /:--` | / / .' \\ ("\ /`/ | ' ' / :`; `\'\_/`/ .\ /`~`=-.: / `` `._.' /`\ | `\ /( / /\ | `Y / \ jgs J / Y | | /`\ \ / | | | | | | | "---" /___| /___| /__| '""" '""" '""" PUT YOUR BALLS RIGHT HERE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-01.txt #312 PLEASE (Mon, 2000 May 1) _.-.._ _._ _,/^^,y./ ^^^^"""^^\= \ \y###XX;/ / \ ^\^\ `\Y^ / .-==||==-.)^^ ,.-=""""=-.__ /^ ( ( -/<0>++<0>( .^ .: . . :^===(^ \ ( ( /```^^^^^^^) / .: .,GGGGp,_ .( \ / /-(o'~'o)) JUST BE GAY WITH ME .^ : . gGG"""YGG}. \ ) / / _/-====-\ / / (. .gGP __ ~~ . .\ \ ( ( _.---._) / (. (GGb,,)GGp. . . \_-^-.__(_ /______./ ( \ . `"!GGP^ . . . . ^=-._--_--^^^^^~) ( /^^^\_. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ) ) / /._. . . . . . . . . . . . . ._.=) \ / | ^"=.. . . . . . . ._++""\"^ \ \ | | )^|^^~'---'~^^ \ ) ) / ) / \ \ \ |` | \ /\ \ ( / | | ( ( \ . .\ | ( ) | ) ) ^^^^^^ | | /. . \ | '| ) ( ^^^^^^ ) \ /. . \ / . . \ ^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-15.txt #326 SHUT UP (Mon, 2000 May 15) _ _ _(,_/ \ \____________ |`. \_@_@ `. ,' |\ \ . `-,-' || | `-.____,-' || / / |/ | | IF YOU HEARD `.. / \ MY SALARY \\ / | YOU WOULD || | \ FAINT \\ /-. | ||/ /_ | \(_____)-'_) _ _ ____________/ / \_.)_ `. ,' @_@_/ ,'| `-.-' , / /| `-.____,-' | || \ \ || FUCKING | | \| SHUT UP / \ ,,' | \ // / | || | ,-\ // | _\ \|| (_`-(_____)/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-29.txt #340 A COKE AND A SMILE (Mon, 2000 May 29) ________ (((_()___) || ^ | || ^ | || ^ | // ^ " /// ^ `" ((((((())))))) ||| ^ || ||| ^ COKE || ||| ^ || ||| ^ || ||| ^ || ||| ^ || ||| ^ || "\\ ^ // ========== MORE LIKE A CHOKE !!!!!!! AM I RIGHT PEOPLE ??????? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-20.txt #241 EEK RUN (Sun, 2000 Feb 20) .,,,''''''',, .,,,/ ,~~~\. /~~~\ \ \ / __/ / \_'''',,,/ )) )) \_O--/ | \ __ ",, // // | / \_ / @) ''//_ // | ',,,/ ~~ // ~~__ | ) ( __// ---___ _/OO \ ) / ) ( ,,,, (_Q '''----_______,_/ \ |--.-- #| |,,,/\_ ~~\/ I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR DICKS \ #| / \ | \____________#| / \_ ''\___ ~O EEK O RUN / / _/ / ~~\ __ \ /\_ /\/ /__/ #|__/ |## _ /_ _ /_ |## ~~ -cfbd- \/ \, \/ \, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-12-19.txt #544 TATTOO (Tue, 2000 Dec 19) CHECK OUT WHAT I GOT TATTOOED ON MY FAT PASTY GOTH ASS , : , '. ; : ; ,` '-. '. ; : ; ,` ,-` "-. '-. '. ; : ; ,` ,-` ,-" "-. '-. '. ; : ; ,` ,-` ,-" '"--. '"-. '-.' ' `.-` ,-"` ,--"` '"--. '"-. ... ,-"` ,--"` '"--. .:::::. ,--"` ------------------:::::::------------------McMac ~~~~~ ~~~ ~ YEAH EVEN THE MCMAC PART File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-12-25.txt #550 WITH THIS RING (Mon, 2000 Dec 25) ____|_______________________________________n ||||||########################################|| WITH THIS RING ||||||######################################## I THEE WED |TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT=N \##############################*********``` \#########| 888 | \########| \\ | |########\ \\_ | |######## \_______/ /#######/ |#######| /#######/ |#######| /#######/ **BLAM** THUMP |########| UUUUUUUU File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-12-31.txt #556 MY SUPPLE ROUND BREASTS (Sun, 2000 Dec 31) __ o /' ) /' ( , __/' ) .' `; o _.-~~~~' ``---..__ .' ; _.--' b) ``--...____.' .' ( _. )). `-._ < `\|\|\|\|)-.....___.- `-. __...--'-.'. jgs `---......____...---`.___.'----... .' `.; `-` ` OI VEY ARE MY SUPPLE ROUND BREASTS TURNING YOU ON IT'S BECAUSE I'M A FISH AND I DON'T HAVE TITS HUH WELL GEE WHIZ GOD ONLY GAVE ME GILLS TRY POKING YOUR DICK AROUND IN MY SLOTS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-12-30.txt #555 UNDER THE RADAR (Sat, 2000 Dec 30) /\ \ \ \ \ / \ I'M GOING TO BE GAY WITH YOU UNDER THE RADAR <===>\ / < )> <===>/ \ / / / / / \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-12-24.txt #549 PROSTITUTE IN ACTION (Sun, 2000 Dec 24) $$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ I'M A PROSTITUTE WITH A SHOPPING CART $$ 0 0 $$ OR MAYBE A ZAMBONI I HAVE NO IDEA $$ () $$ / $$$ \ / $$$ $$$ \__/ $$$ \______/ _____! !_____ ! ! ! ! ! ! / ! / ! / / / / /_ /______/_ / | @@@ @@@| /0000000000000000\ / / \ / / \ / / /\ / / //00\ / / / \__/ 00000000000000000 / / | | / / | | / / | | / / | |/ / BS /00\0000000000000000/00\ \__/oooooooooooooooo\__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-12-18.txt #543 CRACKERS IN SPACE (Mon, 2000 Dec 18) WE'RE THREE CRACKERS IN SPACE / ___________________ _-_ / \==============_=_/ ____.---'---`---.____ \_ \ \----._________.----/ \ \ / / `-_-' __,--`.`-'..'-_ /____ || `--.____,-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-28.txt #339 YOU ARE HERE (Sun, 2000 May 28) . + . . . . . . . . . * . * . . . . . . + . "YOU ARE HERE" . . + . . . . | . . . . . . | . . . +. + . \|/ . . . . . . V . * . . . . + . + . . . + . . + .+. . . . . + . . . . . . . . . . . .HOWEVER YOUR * . . . + . .BALLS ARE . . . . + . . * .OVER IN THIS . + . . . .. + . REGION . . . . * . * . +.. . ------>* . . . . . . . . + . . + File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-21.txt #242 YIN/YANK (Mon, 2000 Feb 21) ,dP""d8b, d" d88"8b I8 Y88a88) A LITTLE SOMETHING I LIKE TO CALL YIN / YANK `Y, a )888P "b,,a88P" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-14.txt #325 IS THAT NORMAL (Sun, 2000 May 14) _ / ) / / .-""-.//' /_____C\___ I'M STARTING TO /// 6 6~\~~` GROW HAIR IN WEIRD PLACES ( 7 ) \ '='/ IS THAT NORMAL ?????? _//'---'\ ( \ `\ jgs (\/`-.__/ / "`-._ _.' `` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-09.txt #230 SEGREGATED CASTLE (Wed, 2000 Feb 9) THIS IS WHERE THE AND THIS IS WHERE DYKES ARE FAGGOTS LIVE |~ |~ |~ |~ [`] [`]-.-.-[`] [`] |^|-.-.-.-.-.-.-|^| |^|-.-.-.-.-.-.-|^| | | | | /^\ | | | | jgs |_|_____________|_|_|#|_|_|_____________|_| ^aNT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-14.txt #448 SEE YA DUDE (Thu, 2000 Sep 14) _..._ __O/ -- WAIT WHY ." : ". M DIDN'T I GET ONE / ' ' \ _..._ << ; ' . \ ; ." : ". \._;_._._._./ / ' ' \ jgs \ | / ; ' . \ ; \ | / \._;_._._._./ \ | / \ | / \O/ \ | / /H\ ; : ; >> \O/ -- SEE YA DUDE U << File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-11.txt #383 GAY DAY (Tue, 2000 Jul 11) 1995 Jan Feb Mar S M Tu W Th F S S M Tu W Th F S S M Tu W Th F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 29 30 31 26 27 28 26 27 28 29 30 31 Apr May Jun S M Tu W Th F S S M Tu W Th F S S M Tu W Th F S 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 1 2 3 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 28 29 30 31 25 26 27 28 29 30 30 Jul Aug Sep S M Tu W Th F S S M Tu W Th F S S M Tu W Th F S 1 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 6 7 GAY DAY 11 12 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 27 28 29 30 31 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 30 31 Oct Nov Dec S M Tu W Th F S S M Tu W Th F S S M Tu W Th F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 1 2 3 4 1 2 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 29 30 31 26 27 28 29 30 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-05.txt #377 LEPRECHAUN (Wed, 2000 Jul 5) LORDY I'M A BLOATED IRISHMAN OR WHATEVER @@ .##@@::;%%&&00' @><@ .###@@::;%%&&00' ________) .###@@::;%%&&00' | | .###@@::;%%&&00' _ _|===LI===|_ .###@@::;%%&&00' / \_(____________) .###@@::;%%&&00' \ / (88 o o 88) .###@@::;%%&&00' \/\ 88: 7 :88` .###@@::;%%&&00' \/\ '88'=='88' .###@@::;%%&&00' \ \__'8888'__________.###@@::;%%&&00' \___<\""/>_____/_/_-'##@@::;%%&&00' / >< \ .###@@::;%%&&00' /__/--\__\ (oO@OoO@@o@oO@@o) '-.______.-' /`"""""""""""""`\ jgs _|_||_|_ | | ___LI)||(LI___ | | ( ~~ || ~~ ) \ / `-----''-----` '.___________.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-28.txt #462 GEOCITIES (Thu, 2000 Sep 28) _____ / ____\ / / ___ G E O C I T I E S . . . (_( [_ | |#|\___/ / WE FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE |#|_____/ WHO LOOKS AT YOUR STUPID PAGE jgs |#|.-. _ _ ~ |&| |#| |%| ~ '-' ~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-21.txt #485 MOSTLY POO (Sat, 2000 Oct 21) ,-.,-. ,| /-./_ ( (___ | 'o \) MY PANTS ARE FULL OF POO ; / | ,_/ (( \) OKAY SOME HONEY TOO )`---.__ /( BUT MOSTLY POO / , . `' \ / | | `. ) | | __,'| `-->___<--' | | | | ; ; | ( / \ `. ) ,j hjw ;' `-' )-' | | / / | /| (_ ; (_( ) ( )`--' `---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-09.txt #473 PISS FLOWERS (Mon, 2000 Oct 9) . . ... :``..': : ````.' :''::' ..:.. : .'' : WATCH OUT FOR THE ``. `: .' : WILD PISS FLOWERS : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :..''''``::. : ...:..' .'' .' .' .::::' :..'''``::::::: ' `:::: `::. `:: :::. ..:.:.::'`. ::'`. . : : . ..' `:.: :: :' .: .: .:``::: : .: :: .: ..'' :::.' :': : : .'' .:: : : ' : .'`:: :: :: :: :: :: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-27.txt #308 GHOSTBUSTERS (Thu, 2000 Apr 27) * XX MMMMM //(00 I AIN'T 'FRAID OF NO GHOSTS .:..... .::::::::: :: %%%%%% ::. :: :::::: :::::::I) (% :::::: | / | /_____ | / | )) | / ------/ // | / / // | / / // | * ZZZZ * _________ZZZZZZ_________//_// ------------------------------------ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-06.txt #256 STEGOSAURUS (Mon, 2000 Mar 6) . . / `. .' \ BE GAY WITH ME .---. < > < > .---. \ | \ \ - ~ ~ - / / | \ ~-..-~ ~-..-~ \~~~\.' `./~~~/ .-~~^-. \__/ \__/ .' O \ / / \ \ (_____, `._.' | } \/~~~/ `----. / } | / \__/ `-. | / | / `. ,~~| ~-.__| /_ - ~ ^| /- _ `..-' f: f: | / | / ~-. `-. _||_||_ |_____| |_____| ~ - . _ _ _ _ _> File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-12.txt #262 DIGITAL WATCHES (Sun, 2000 Mar 12) _______ /_______\ |_________| |/-------\| /_________\ // \\ ||+---------+|| [|||Mon 02-09|||] |||=========||| ONLY CHILDREN AND RETARDS WEAR DIGITAL WATCHES [|||.12:12 57|||] ||+---------+|| \\_________// \ / |\-------/| |---------| \---------/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-12.txt #507 THE WALL (Sun, 2000 Nov 12) ..uu. ?$""`?i z' `M .@" x" 'Z :#" . . f 8M '&H?` :$f U8 < MP x#' d#` XM $5. $ M' xM" .!"> @ 'f`$L:M R.@!` +` > R X "NXF R"*L k 'f M "$$ :E 5. % `~ " ` 'K 'M .uH 'E `h .x*` X ` .uf` * .@8 . 'E9F uf" , , 9h+" $M eH. 8b. .8 ..... .8` $' M 'E `R;' d?"""`"# ` E @ b d 9R ?* @ > K.zM `%M' 9' Xf .f ; R' 9 M .=` t M Mx~ @ lR z" @ ` ;" ` ____ _ _ ____ _ ______ ____ ___ ____ _ __ / ___|| | | |/ ___| |/ / ___| | _ \_ _/ ___| |/ / \___ \| | | | | | ' /\___ \ | | | | | | | ' / ___) | |_| | |___| . \ ___) | | |_| | | |___| . \ |____/ \___/ \____|_|\_\____/ |____/___\____|_|\_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-06.txt #501 ATE A DICK (Mon, 2000 Nov 6) __ o /' ) YOU CAN'T TELL IT FROM /' ( THIS ANGLE , __/' ) .' `; o _.-~~~~' ``---..__ .' ; _.--' b) ``--...____.' .' ( _. )). `-._ < `\|\|\|\|)-.....___.- `-. __...--'-.'. jgs `---......____...---`.___.'----... .' `.; `-` ` BUT I JUST ATE A DICK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-22.txt #364 MISSION TO MARS (Thu, 2000 Jun 22) M I S S I O N T O M A R S '|| ||' | '||''|. .|'''.| ||| ||| ||| || || ||.. ' |'|..'|| | || ||''|' ''|||. | '|' || .''''|. || |. . '|| .|. | .||. .|. .||. .||. '|' |'....|' WHERE NO MAN HAS SUCKED BEFORE ... File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-03.txt #193 EASTER EGG (Mon, 2000 Jan 3) -"""""-----._ TRY TO GUESS WHAT I AM .-' .'.' '-_ I'LL GIVE YOU THREE TRIES .-' | | /\ '. / /\ | | \/ \ / \/ | | /\ \ | | | \/ | WRONG | /\ | | /\ | WRONG | \/ | | \/ / AND WRONG \ | | .' '.. '.'. .'' NEXT '----------------' mga File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-27.txt #430 HORRIBLY DISFIGURED (Sun, 2000 Aug 27) _ .-. ( `. .' ) `. ` /' | | | | _|66 | I'M A HORRIBLY (__, | DISFIGURED L_,)| COCK | | ,_/ | | | | | / '. ( , ) jgs '-' '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-17.txt #207 DICKLAND (Mon, 2000 Jan 17) WELCOME TO DICKLAND \%%\ _________________.___________________________________.'%MM''. """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""-'%%MM%%M%M : / \ \. ' . '. . '.%M%%M%%MM% ----------------------------------------------------'.%M%%MM%M : : / : '. : : : : : : ."%M#%M#%MM ------------------------------'---""------------'-'-%M#%MM%%M% __--""":""""-___ "--.&#%M%MM ----- _-" . : : : . "-. '.%M%%% -'. . . : . . .' '. -- )MM%% _" '. __--""""""""-__. .'. .%M%%M - ' _-" _-""""""" "-.' . '%M@%MM --- .\ -' _-' ' '..'' '.%M@%M% __ .' \_" .' . -' '. ' :' M%%MMM .'\ - _.'- ' . . :|%MMM%@%MM | ." .-" : ' , :.-' '.%MMM@%%MM |.'.-" | '. '| '.%M##5mM -- .'' | '. ' : .%MM%MM : | ' . | ''-''. __ | | | '.%MM% | | .' | .%M%&M . | _-" '. | ,'%M#%M% .'#'. _ .-. | _-' : | '%MMM#%M %8M88'#'##8'. |_-' .' |_._'.%M&M% %M8M%%M#%MM%M'. .- ' .%M%M%M %MM%M%%8%MM#%MM"--.--._ _--""" '.%M%%MM% %#88###8#8%#8#8#8#8#MMM'. ----' .'.%M M%%M%%M%mM%M<%M%%M+%M%M%M'--. '"""""- M%8##8M%%M8#M%M88##8#8##%M%MM''--. M%M#88%M%M%#88###8%M%%%%M M%%MMMMM'. mga File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-16.txt #206 UNLOVED (Sun, 2000 Jan 16) ____ _..----.-..--~~~ ~~-. ,~ \ \ ' \/ | \ ' \ | . ' : \ ` / .. \ \ ,' -. //T `. / |~\|/ | \ , ` ` | | \ .' | | | : I AM UNLOVED | .' , .--. ' ` |__ | \ ` | | | . |/ >-/ \-~\ `` \ `. | `| | ; /.'` ~~>-.\ \ | |_/ \ ` / _./~\ ' \-..| L.' \ \ |--~ / | \_.-' \ / ~-\ / : ,. ,. | / : . `| | .| ,. `. / ` | \ | #| #] | | / : ' \ `. ~' . ` ' ;/ ` , /~` ~~ | ~~~~ . ~\ : ' | \-~: ' |~\ ' ` , /| /.-| | '~\\ | ' ,' ' > | ` | | \ \ , / , | .| ;~. / \ |\ /' / ' \' \ / Y ` : | | | ; / /~ `. ,_____..--..'|/~~> | ` | | ;| ' ' '\| ,' T-_ .d# > .~ | `. | `.` ` ' ' / | / | "m. .m#"| | ' | | ` | : ; :, / , \>' | "####" | \_\, | | | `.| ' ,' , ,' | "P' | ~ ` | ` || || |\ ; ' T >\ | | | || || ; / _..--' ` / |-.._`.| | || |` | | | ~~ | `. ,' | || ; || | .| | | | `. .' ' |' : |' ` | .| | `..-~ | | ' / \ \ || | / \ | ' / / \ | .'TT'\ | ' / ` /''|||\\ | ' mmmm. mmmmmmmm . / '|||| |\ ' ##""#. """"""#P |/|| /||| ||`. | ## ]P m#" ||/ || \/| \ ##mm< mmmmd#mmmm | || | ##""#b """"##"""" \ '| | ## .d# mm## ~-/|| / #####" "##P | ||`-' DS | || | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-02.txt #192 DARWIN (Sun, 2000 Jan 2) THINK ABOUT IT -- HOW COULD I POSSIBLY SURVIVE WITHOUT A MOUTH ??? CLEARLY I AM NOT AS EVOLVED AS YOU MIGHT THINK JESUS SAVES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOSES LICKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _....._ .' `'-. .' ( D A R W I N >< '._ _,.-' '. jgs `J`J` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-26.txt #429 GET IT (Sat, 2000 Aug 26) .-..-. (-o/\o-) /`""``""`\ \ /.__.\ / \ `--` / `)..(' , /::::\ , |'.\::::/.'| _| ';::;' |_ I HAVE (::) || (::) 14 BALLS _. "| || |" GET IT _(:) '. || .' /::\ '._||_.' \::/ /::::\ /:::\ \::::/ _\:::/ /::::\_.._ _.._ _.._ _.._/::::\ \::::/::::\/::::\/::::\/::::\::::/ jgs `""`\::::/\::::/\::::/\::::/`""` `""` `""` `""` `""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-23.txt #365 YOU'RE A VAMPIRE (Fri, 2000 Jun 23) SERIOUSLY DO YOU THINK SHE'LL COME BACK \ _,_ __ __ ._(@I@)_. / \-/ \ .--{___}--. ._\ | /_. .-/ Y \-. .__\__Y__/__. / | \ _{___}_ \__/-\__/ ' (@I@) ' ~^~ \ JESUS MAN GET OVER IT AND GET YOURSELF A NEW WOMAN BUT THIS TIME DON'T TELL HER YOU'RE A VAMPIRE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-07.txt #502 WRONG (Tue, 2000 Nov 7) QUICK GUESS WHO'S GAYER __ .' '. : : | _ _ | .-.|(o)(o)|.-. _._ _._ ( ( | .--. | ) ) .',_ '. .' _,'. '-/ ( ) \-' / /' `\ \ __ / /' `\ \ / '--' \ / / \.' './ \ \ \ `"===="` / `-` : _ _ : `-` `\ /' |(o)(o)| `\ /' | | /`-.-`\_ / \ _..:;\._/V\_./:;.._ / .--. \ .'/;:;:;\ /^\ /:;:;:\'. | ( ) | / /;:;:;:;\| |/:;:;:;:\ \ _\ '--' /__ jgs / /;:;:;:;:;\_/:;:;:;:;:\ \ .' '-.__.-' `-. WRONG File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-13.txt #508 WILLINGLY (Mon, 2000 Nov 13) _____________________ (__) / \ (oo) ( I WILLINGLY SUCK IT ) /-------\/ --'\_____________________/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-13.txt #263 WHAT I CAN FIT (Mon, 2000 Mar 13) .mMMMMm. .mMMMMMMMMMMMm .... .mMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .mMMMMMm. .mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM' .mMMMMMMMM) .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/' (MMMMMMMMMM/ .MMMMMMMMMMMM"' mMMMMMMMMMM/ (MMMMMMMMM"' /MMMMMMMMMM/ |MMMMMMMM/ MMMMMMMMMM/ MMMMMMMM/ (MMMMMMMMMM( /MMMMMMM/ MMMMMMMMMM| |MMMMMM" \MMMMMMMMM\ .mmmm.. |MMMMM` \MMMMMMMMMM. .mMMMMMMMMm..mMMMm.MM/ \MMMMMMMMM\. mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm` \MMMMMMMMM. .mMMMMMMMM"""MMMMMMMMMMMMMm `?MMMMMMMMm mMMMMMMMM"' "MMMMMMMMMMMMm. `"MMMMMMMm/MMMMMMM/' \MMMMMMMMMMMM. `\MMMMM/MMMMMM"' `MMMMMMM"""Mm. `\MM/MMMMMM/ `MMMM"' '\M. YOU'D BE ./MMMMMM/' `"' '\ SURPRISED /MMMMMMM' \ WITH WHAT /MMMMMMM/ `, I CAN FIT /MMMMMMMM | UP MY ASS .MMMMMMMMM ) (MMMMMMMM| | |MMMMMMMM|. ) |MMMMMMMMM| oOo oOo. .' |MMMMMMMMM| (OOOo OOOO. / (MMMMMMMMM\ OOOO. OOOO). ' \MMMMMMMMMM `OOOO `OOO' / x.. `\MMMMMMMMMm `OO" _"'__ ./Mm._______ \MMMmm.MM"' '\ ..**"""""***. <"""",MMMM/' . \MMMMMM' .**" ,'**** ')mMMMM' `\MMM( (**.__.******"' )MMM/ xmm>MMM\ `********""' )M/' `\MMMMMm, """ ,'M' `-"Mm. ./"' `\. ,/' `\. _,/' `. /` _,-/"' M\ ( \ /' MMm. `' / MMMMm. ,' MMMMMMMmmmMM MMMMMMMMMMMM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-07.txt #257 GETTING VERY SLEEPY (Tue, 2000 Mar 7) . .xXXXX+. . . .. xXXXX+.- .. . . .. ... ..xXXXX+. --.. ... .. . . .. ... .....xXXXX+. -.-..... ... .. . . .. ... ......xXXXX+. . .--...... ... .. . . .. ... ......xXXXX+. -.- -...... ... .. . . .. ... ......xXXXX+. .-+-.-.-...... ... .. . . .. ... .....xXXXX+. . --xx+.-.--..... ... .. . . .. ... .....xXXXX+. - .-xxxx+- .-- .... ... .. . . .. ... ...xXXXX+. -.-xxxxxx+ .---... ... .. . . .. ... ..xXXXX+. .---..xxxxxx+-..--.. ... .. . . .. ... xXXXX+. . --....xxxxxx+ -.- ... .. . . .. ..xXXXX+. . .-......xxxxxx+-. --.. .. . . .. xXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxx+. .-- .. . . xXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxx+. -- . xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx+.-- xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx+- Ojosh!ro YOU ARE GETTING VERY SLEEPY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-26.txt #307 FOUR SECONDS (Wed, 2000 Apr 26) , , /( )` \ \___ / | /- _ `-/ ' YOU HAVE (/\/ \ \ /\ FOUR SECONDS / / | ` \ BEFORE I JAM O O ) / | THIS UP YOU `-^--'`< ' (_.) _ ) / `.___/` / `-----' / <----. __ / __ \ <----|====O)))==) \) /==== <----' `--' `.__,' \ | | fL \ / ______( (_ / \______ ,' ,-----' | \ `--{__________) \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-24.txt #305 ANAL PROBINATOR (Mon, 2000 Apr 24) THE ANAL PROBINATOR ______ / ____ \ ___________J_|----|_L_____________ _______/||/,-.\|||||||----|__ ____ .--' ,-| __/--' |o| `-----|____|-' | \ \ ( |___(o7 \4b\ | |___ >---< <`. >-| __/------.\4b\ ,---| |--' | /db`.> ( | (o7|||||||| |o| |||||----|____ | /d88[( `-|__/----,-""""""""">--|____|---' |__/d88P / <____/----------<___|____|_____________/ \ `----' / Ojosh!ro `------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-30.txt #311 QUEERSCAPADES (Sun, 2000 Apr 30) _O_/~\_O_/~ _O_~\_O_ _O_/~\_O_/~\_O_/ _O_/~\_O_/~\_@_ _O_ / }} ()() /( )\ ( )\ / }} ( ) [ ] / }} ( ) }}> /( )\ ~ \\ / \ ~ / \ ~ \\ ~ \\ // // ~ \\ // \\ ~ / \ ~ // \ \ \ \ // // \\ \\ // \\ // \ \ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~ IT'S THE QUEERSCAPADES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-18.txt #299 LET'S ALL BE GAY (Tue, 2000 Apr 18) .-~~\ / \ _ ~x .-~_)_ ~x".-~ ~-. _ ( / \ _ || T o o Y || ==:l l < ! I;== \\ \ .__/ / // \\ ,r"-,___.-'r.// }^ \.( ) _.'//. / }~Xi--~ // \ Y Y I\ \ " Y | | |o\ \ | | l_l Y T | l "o l_j ! \ / ___,.---^. o .^---.._____ "~~~ " ~ ~~~" LET'S ALL BE GAY FOR CHRISTMAS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-11.txt #261 TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER (Sat, 2000 Mar 11) * | * * * -0- * * * | TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER * / * ,;-----^-----;/ * * * ,;' /v\ / ';, * * / ;'_'; \ * ____/____________/___\______\____ * / \ * | 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 | * * \_________________________________/ * * \ / * `--------|--------' * * * * * * * * * File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-05.txt #255 DO I GET THE JOB (Sun, 2000 Mar 5) ---,_,---- / . \ / | \ ( @@ ) SO ANYWAY DO I GET THE JOB / _/----\_ \ / '/ \` \ / / . \ \ / /| |\ \ / / | | \ \ / /`_/_ _\_'\ \ / '/ ( . )( . ) \ `\ <_ ' `--`___'`___'--' ` _> / ' @ @/ =\@ @ ` \ / / @@( , )@@ \ \ / / @@| o o|@@ \ \ ' / @@@@@@@@ \ ` LWR File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-05.txt #500 UNICORN (Sun, 2000 Nov 5) / __ // -\= \=\ // --=_\=---//=-- -_==/ \/ //\/-- THERE BE DICKS HERE ==/ /O O\==-- _ _ _ _ /_/ \ ] /-- /\ ( (- \ / ] ] ]==- (\ _\_\_\-\__/ \ (,_,)-- (\_/ \ \- \/ / ( ( \ ] /) / ( \ \_ \./ ) ( \ \ ) \ ( /\_ _ _ _ /---/ /\_ \ \ / \ / ____/ / \ \ ( / ) / / /__ ) ( ) ( ) / __/ '---` / / \ / \ \ _/ / ] ] )_\_ /__\/ /_\ ]___\ (___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-11.txt #506 PUTTY (Sat, 2000 Nov 11) I TOUGHT I TAW A PUTTY COCKSUCKER |\---/| | ,_, | \_`_/-..----. ___/ ` ' ,""+ \ sk (__...' __\ |`.___.'; (_,...'(_,.`__)/'.....+ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-28.txt #218 GBHLUGAHBLGHBABH (Fri, 2000 Jan 28) ,_-=(!7(7/zs_. .=' ' .`/,/!(=)Zm. .._,,._.. ,-`- `,\ ` -` -`\\7//WW. ,v=~/.-,-\- -!|V-s.)iT-|s|\-.' `///mK%. v!`i!-.e]-g`bT/i(/[=.Z/m)K(YNYi.. /-]i44M. v`/,`|v]-DvLcfZ/eV/iDLN\D/ZK@%8W[Z.. `/d!Z8m //,c\(2(X/NYNY8]ZZ/bZd\()/\7WY%WKKW) -'|(][%4. ,\\i\c(e)WX@WKKZKDKWMZ8(b5/ZK8]Z7%ffVM, -.Y!bNMi /-iit5N)KWG%%8%%%%W8%ZWM(8YZvD)XN(@. [ \]!/GXW[ / ))G8\NMN%W%%%%%%%%%%8KK@WZKYK*ZG5KMi,- vi[NZGM[ i\!(44Y8K%8%%%**~YZYZ@%%%%%4KWZ/PKN)ZDZ7 c=//WZK%! ,\v\YtMZW8W%%f`,`.t/bNZZK%%W%%ZXb*K(K5DZ -c\\/KM48 -|c5PbM4DDW%f v./c\[tMY8W%PMW%D@KW)Gbf -/(=ZZKM8[ 2(N8YXWK85@K -'c|K4/KKK%@ V%@@WD8e~ .//ct)8ZK%8` =)b%]Nd)@KM[ !'\cG!iWYK%%| !M@KZf -c\))ZDKW%` YYKWZGNM4/Pb '-VscP4]b@W% 'Mf` -L\///KM(%W! !KKW4ZK/W7)Z. '/cttbY)DKW% -` .',\v)K(5KW%%f 'W)KWKZZg)Z2/,!/L(-DYYb54% ,,`, -\-/v(((KK5WW%f \M4NDDKZZ(e!/\7vNTtZd)8\Mi!\-,-/i-v((tKNGN%W%% 'M8M88(Zd))///((|D\tDY\\KK-`/-i(=)KtNNN@W%%%@%[ !8%@KW5KKN4///s(\Pd!ROBY8/=2(/4ZdzKD%K%%%M8@%% '%%%W%dGNtPK(c\/2\[Z(ttNYZ2NZW8W8K%%%%YKM%M%%. *%%W%GW5@/%!e]_tZdY()v)ZXMZW%W%%%*5Y]K%ZK%8[ '*%%%%8%8WK\)[/ZmZ/Zi]!/M%%%%@f\ \Y/NNMK%%! 'VM%%%%W%WN5Z/Gt5/b)((cV@f` - |cZbMKW%%| 'V*M%%%WZ/ZG\t5((+)L\'-,,/ -)X(NWW%% `~`MZ/DZGNZG5(((\, ,t\\Z)KW%@ 'M8K%8GN8\5(5///]i!v\K)85W%%f YWWKKKKWZ8G54X/GGMeK@WM8%@ !M8%8%48WG@KWYbW%WWW%%%@ VM%WKWK%8K%%8WWWW%%%@` ~*%%%%%%W%%%%%%%@~ ~*MM%%%%%%@f` ''''' GAGGHBGLAHBGAULBHGULBHGAUHBGHBLHULGHBAHBHGLBHGLBHGBH LABHGBULGABHUGABHLUGABHULGABHGULBGHULGHAULGAHLUBAGHU GHAGBHLAGBHLUBGHLUGBAHLUGABLHUGABHLUGABHLUAGBHULAGBH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-21.txt #363 COCKSUCKERBUSTERS (Wed, 2000 Jun 21) __---__ _- _--______ __--( / \ )XXXXXXXXXXXXX_ --XXX( O O )XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX- /XXX( U ) XXXXXXX\ /XXXXX( )--_ XXXXXXXXXXX\ /XXXXX/ ( O ) XXXXXX \XXXXX\ XXXXX/ / XXXXXX \__ \XXXXX---- XXXXXX__/ XXXXXX \__---- - ---___ XXX__/ XXXXXX \__ --- -- --__/ ___/\ XXXXXX / ___---= -_ ___/ XXXXXX '--- XXXXXX --\/XXX\ XXXXXX /XXXXX \XXXXXXXXX /XXXXX/ \XXXXXX _/XXXXX/ \XXXXX--__/ __-- XXXX/ --XXXXXXX--------------- XXXXX-- \XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX- --XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX- I AIN'T 'FRAID OF NO COCKSUCKERS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-18.txt #421 PUNCHING HOOKERS (Fri, 2000 Aug 18) _.-''|''-._ I LIKE TO PUNCH HOOKERS .-' | `-. __\ WITH A ROLL OF QUARTERS .'\ | /`. _ (..)\ / .' \ | / `.\ \ ,_/ \ \ | / / \ )(_ `\ \ | / /' `|| \ `\ \ | / /' || / `\ \ | / /' |\ ` jgs _.-`\ \ | / /'-._ | \ {_____`\\|//'_____} ____| / `-' \_.-' \`. ~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-14.txt #204 PITCHFORK (Fri, 2000 Jan 14) SORRY I FORGOT MY PITCHFORK ,m##mmmmm. ,d###########m. ,d###############b ,d##################b 'd###################b, ;##################### d#######"+Y#b~~####### _mmm,mmm._ #######( ||#P #P|"### m##########m ######____________d### ,d############b. #####~P-.|##PL-._"#### d################b `###| |"' )##Pd##################. "##| ,~\ -~`. |#P##################### "#| | ;P ##################### `\ ^ ;/ ##################### \ = / ############PT"PY"YnP) \ .' ########Y##P;`_', #Y"`-. ~--. .-' ########|Y7 ,~ ~ #|. `. ` ~~ |\__ "#####7'-. #| \ \ .-/| |\\\~~--"#### ~ | _ #|` \ . _.-~ : ; ,|.\ ~"##b .~/ /#| \ : ` .-~~ ' Tm..mm##|` "##b ~ /|#| :| \ . |#######| : "##`---.../ |#| || | || ' |#######| ` "# ` ~#|..---. -~ ;| ; |#######| : Loo. | o'/ , \ '` \ |#######| |: .' ,d8888/\ 8~ ,8 . \ | . \ |#######| .'`. ; d8888888 : ,8 d' `. \ ` \` > |#######|`-. || d88888888~' ,d8 d8 \ _\-' | \. .-~ |#######| 7`|d888888888 ,' 8bo8L`\`.'| ; | `. |#######| ; d888888888P,' d88888b\T | ' | ' : |#######| ; Y888888""~~- Y8b8888 | \; | |#######| : | | \__/ \__/\/\/ | | \__,--' | | | (\o/)___________________________________________________________(\o/) (/|\) (/|\) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-19.txt #300 YOU CAN'T TELL (Wed, 2000 Apr 19) _,,_ .' '. | a..a | YOU CAN'T TELL ,\_ \/ _/, BUT I'M JERKING /`' `-.-'-`\ OFF INSIDE HERE | \-'`| | .-'| | ; /' ; \ < / jgs '._ __.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-10.txt #260 FROM UP HERE (Fri, 2000 Mar 10) .======. | INRI | | | I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM UP HERE | | .========' '========. | _ xxxx _ | | /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ | | `-._`'`_/'`.-' | '========.`\ /`========' | | / | |/-.( | |\_._\ | | \ \`;| | > |/| | / // | | |// | | \(\ | | `` | | | | | | | | | \\jgs _ _\\| \// |//_ _ \// _ ^ `^`^ ^`` `^ ^` ``^^` `^^` `^ `^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-25.txt #306 THIS GLORYHOLE HAUNTED (Tue, 2000 Apr 25) LITERAL TRANSLATION FROM ANCIENT CHINESE TEXT READS: "THIS GLORYHOLE HAUNTED - TURN BACK NOW" ,g 8b ,g ,g 8g 8g o8888" 88 Y8 .od888888888P" 88' 88' 88 88 " 88 88 88 88' 88888888b 8888888888888888 d88888888888888b 888 88 oo 88 88 88 88 88 88 8'88 8' 88 P' 88,o 88 o9, 888888888888 88 8 88 88P 88,8P 88 88 o8 88 g ,888 888' 88888888b 88 8' 88 `8, d8'88 g88 88 gg ,88' 88 ,P 88 8b 8' 88 oP 88, d8' `g88' 88 8 88 `P 88 `88 g o8' gg88b, 88 f 88 d8' `b' o8 oP' "Y8ao 88 d8' ZL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-14.txt #264 BOILING WATER (Tue, 2000 Mar 14) ,.---. ,,,, / _ `. \\\\ / \ ) |||| /\/``-.__\/ ::::/\/_ HOLY GOD NOT THE BOILING WATER {{`-.__.-'(`(^^(^^^(^ 9 `.=========' HALHGALHGLLGAHGLAHULBAHGLHALBH {{{{{{ { ( ( ( ( (-----:= HGLAUGHALHBAHGHUALGHALHLHBHAHH {{.-'~~'-.(,(,,(,,,(__6_.'=========. AHLBHUABULGHBLGHBALGHBGAHBLHHB ::::\/\ HABLUAHBHLGBHGHBLHHLF BASTARDS |||| \/\ ,-'/\ jgs //// \ `` _/ ) '''' \ ` / `---'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-09.txt #290 AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT (Sun, 2000 Apr 9) /######\ /##########\ / \###/ \ / \#/ \ /\| |/\ | | \ ==\ /== / | | \| \<|>\ /<|>/ |/ /| \__ | - \ - | /#| \#\ | | | /###| \##\ | \| | /#####| \###\ | _______ | /######| \####\ | / \/ \/ \|/#######| I'M THE DUMBEST |######\| |#########| GAYEST VAMPIRE YOU'VE |########\______/##########| EVER SEEN AM I RIGHT |#########\ /##########/ OR AM I RIGHT |##########\ |#########/\ /###########\/########/###\ /################\######/########\ /##################\###/###########\ /###################\#/##############\ /######### COUNT LICKSALOT ########\ /###################/####################\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-28.txt #278 NEW DATING SYSTEM (Tue, 2000 Mar 28) ___ __ /\ //\\ / / // \\ //\\ //\\ // \\ / / \\ \\ // \\ // \\ // ^ / / || \\ // ^ || __ || || / /___ || || || || __ || || /___ / || || || || || \\ _ / / || || \\ _ /\ /\ \\ // / / // // \\ // \/ \/ \\// / / \\___// \\//BAC \ / IT'S A NEW DATING SYSTEM !!!!!!!!! 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THIS JOKE IS TOO HOT TO TOUCH !!!!!! SIZZLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-28.txt #523 SON OF A BITCH (Tue, 2000 Nov 28) /~~\ ____ /'o | SON OF A BITCH .~ | `\ ,-~~~\~-_ ,' _/'| `\_/ /'\ /'`\ \ ~, | .' I'M A PALM `,/' | ,'_ | | |`\ ,'~~\ | BEACH RESIDENT | /`: | `\ /~~~~\ / | ,' `.' AND I FORGOT | /' | | ,' `\ /`| /'\ / TO VOTE `| / \_ _/ `\ | |' `----\ | /' `./' | ~ | ,' | | | |/' `\ | / ,' `\ / |/~' `\/_ /~ _/ `~------' ~~~~ -Chev File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-18.txt #360 THE GAY SPIDER (Sun, 2000 Jun 18) \ \____________/ /\__________/\ / /\________/\ \ / / /\______/\ \ \ / / / /\____/\ \ \ \ / / / / /\ /\ \ \ \ \ ___/_/_/_/_/__\/__\_\_\_\_\____ \ \ \ \ \ /\ / / / / / | \ \ \ \ \/__\/ / / / / | \ \ \ \/____\/ / / / | \ \ \/______\/ / / | \ \/________\/ / | \/__________\/ * DICKS !!!!!!!!!!! / \ / \ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-11.txt #201 GAY FOR CHRISTMAS (Tue, 2000 Jan 11) [_]__]================[_]__] .---. ;;; [_]__] [__]_]================[__]_]__|___|_;;; [__]_] \|//\\/_]=============== /\[__] : ^|^ '!!! [_]__] \\///\\\{}===============//\\-\/[]='-' : | ,=". I WOULD LIKE ""'""'""".'.|'_|__|___|'//||\\=\ '.___.' | `;-. } TO BE GAY FOR `'::''` . _|_|___|_|___|`' `,' \.'%%||`.| '==' CHRISTMAS .'`' |___|___|___|_| . : o|| :| // )\ ';;:,;`'`'{} |_|___|___|_|_ /\__ : o|| :|(`__/ | `. ` |____|__|___|_| ( '_/' `--o;;''| |____| `, |_|__|___|_|_ / \__: ::| | | |___|_|__|__; / _/`"`. ,::.' _|~| ` , ;:` :'`'{}_|___|___|__|_|`( )_ `._ _::.' (___|.'`' |__|__|___|__|_| `"""` TS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-05.txt #195 NIPPLE ARGUMENT (Wed, 2000 Jan 5) .' `~--...._ . `. . `. . .' . . .' I NEVER `. . . . LIKED YOU SHUT UP . . . . .. .' FATSO . . . . ( ) . ` .. . . . `. ~~ .' ` ( ) . . . .': `._ _.' `. "" .' . . . . """"" `.__ _.'`. . . `-.. . ~~~ : . . File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-21.txt #424 WE'RE SINKING (Mon, 2000 Aug 21) ,~ HELP HELP WE'RE SINKING HALP |\ / glub glubalghlghlgh /| \ / ~^~ ^~ /_|__\~^~ ~^~ ~^~ ~^ ~^~ ~^~ ~^ ~ ~^~^ ~ '======' ~^ ~^~ ~^~^ ~^~ ~ \o/ ^~^~ ^~ jgs ~^~ ~^ ~^~ ~^~ ~^ ~ ~^~ ^~^ ~^~ ^~^ ^~ I JUST WISH I'D HAD TIME FOR ONE LAST GOOD ASSFUCK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-24.txt #366 CAN'T JERK OFF (Sat, 2000 Jun 24) .-'-. /' `\ /' _.-.-._ `\ | (|) (|) | | \__"__/ | BEING A SNAKE SUCKS \ |v.v| / BECAUSE I CAN'T JERK OFF \ | | | / `\ |=^-| /' `|=-=|' | - | |= | |-=-| _.-=-=|= -|=-=-._ ( |___| ) ( `-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-` ) (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) jgs `-=-=-=-=-=-=-` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-09.txt #412 EITHER OR (Wed, 2000 Aug 9) ________ ( __ ) \______/ | | _| |_ / | | \ \___)(___/ EITHER IT'S SOME BIZARRE FORM OF NIPPLE TORTURE OR IT'S THE MOST DISTORTED PENIS IN HUMAN HISTORY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-30.txt #372 WHAT DOES A WORM DO (Fri, 2000 Jun 30) __ WHAT DOES A WORM DO \_} .-./--. \ /# ^^ \ __ | | ("_\ .-. .-. /) \ / \\_//^\\_//^\\_// `"`"` `"` `"` `"` IT WRIGGLES ON THE GROUND AND MISSES KIM AND CALLS EVERYBODY LIARS / __ (\ .-. .-. /_") \\_//^\\_//^\\_// `"` `"` `"` __ DING \_} .-./--. / /# ^^ \ __ | | ("_\ .-. .-. /) \ / \\_//^\\_//^\\_// `"`"` `"` `"` `"` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-08.txt #411 GOAT ASS (Tue, 2000 Aug 8) ___ ,-'" "`-. ,'_ `. / / \ ,- \ __ | \_0 --- | FUCK ME IN THE / | | | GOAT ASS \ \ `--.______,-/ | ___) \ ,--"" ,/ | / _ \ \-_____,- / \__-/ \ | `. ,' \___/ < `--------' \__/\ | Wny \__// File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-25.txt #367 FLOWERS (Sun, 2000 Jun 25) o . . . . . O o . . o . o O. . o O ___o_ | O | # |o .| ## | .o| ### BONGHITS FOR ALGERNON |O | # | .O| (_) __|o .|_// / . O o o\ /. O .o .O .\ |^^^^^^^^^^^^^| | | \ / \_________/ hp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-04.txt #194 AC/DC (Tue, 2000 Jan 4) ,. .s. .s. ,d$$$$b. ,d$$$b. ,s$$$$$$$$s. ,d$$$b. ,d$$$$$$$$b. ,d$$$$$$$$b. ssssss 4$$$$$$$$$$$$$b. ,d$$$$$$$$b. $$$$$$`$$$$$$$ d$$$$$`$$$$$$b d$$$$$' $$$$$$`$$$$$$$b $$$$$$`$$$$$$b $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ "$$P" $$$$$P $$$$$$ "$$$$$$ $$$$$$ "$$P" $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$P $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ee$$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$" $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$ d$$$$$$$$' $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$ .s. d$$$P $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ .s. $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$bd$$$$b. d$$P' $$$$$$.s$$$$$$$ $$$$$$bd$$$$b. ,d$$$$$bd$$$$$b."$$$$$$$$$$$P" d$$' zd$$$$$$$$$$$$$" "$$$$$$$$$$$P" "$$$$$$""$$$$$P" "$$$$$$$$" ;$' "$$$$$$$$$$P" "$$$$$$$$" "S$S" "S$S" "S$S" ' ^aNT """""""" "S$S" SUCK YOU ALL NIGHT LONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-20.txt #423 CRAM ME (Sun, 2000 Aug 20) ___ (_/ / ____ zzz \ \_) %% zzz %%% %% %%%% %%% %%%%% %%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%% CRAM ME WITH FAT QUEER DICKS UPSIDEDOWN-WISE %%%%%%%% %%%%%% (JUST THIS ONCE) %%%%%%% %%ZzzzZ%% %% = %% %% ;7; %% %% 88888 %% %% 888 %% ejm97 %% 8 %% zzzz * zzzz ___\_ _\___ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-19.txt #361 KING OF THE JEWS (Mon, 2000 Jun 19) ~#############oo---- __o#~~#####~~~#####~#_ #####o_o######o## I AM KING OF THE JEWS _---_ o#########~~~~~####o_ ~___~ #######~~ ~~#~~~~~ ~##_ #####~ o_ _#oo ##_ _o#### ####o##-#### ##_ __######~~ #~~ ~~ ~~~__ ## _o######### ~##o_ ## _o###########_ ~ ####o_ ##_########~~#### - -######o__ ###~##~~~~ #### _ ########~~ ## #### #~~~~~~~ ## #### ~ # #o #### - o~ #o ####- ~ o~ #o ###~ _#~ ~ _### -#~ _o####_ _ # _oo######~ # _o-~~#_~o ____ ____oo######~#:oo##oo_#~ o#####o__ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-10.txt #200 SHITTING AN L (Mon, 2000 Jan 10) I'M CURRENTLY SHITTING AN "L" __ /\ `. 2^)_| \`/(_ )/,`. __(( \/ /.--|_.L\\_ \, \ \= / ,/L 7 (\ \...,_ | | \____| ) ]_| `\) /_) SK `" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-29.txt #524 THESE TWO EYES (Wed, 2000 Nov 29) /^\ /^\ { O} { O} WITH THESE TWO EYES I CAN TRIANGULATE \ / \ / ON YOUR BALLS // // _------_ // // ./~ ~-_ / ~----~/ / \ / : ./ _---_ ~- | \________) : /~ ~\ | | / | | :~~\ | | | | | | \___-~ | | \ __/`^\______\. ./ \ ~-______-~\. .| ~-_ /_____________________________________~~____ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-15.txt #510 LIKE TO LICK THINGS (Wed, 2000 Nov 15) , , /(.-""-.)\ |\ \/ \/ /| I LIKE TO LICK THINGS | \ / =. .= \ / | THAT START WITH AN "A" \( \ o\/o / )/ \_, '-/ \-' ,_/ / \__/ \ \ \__/\__/ / ___\ \|--|/ /___ /` \ / `\ jgs / '----' \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-01.txt #496 ME AND MINE (Wed, 2000 Nov 1) :+"" ~<<::""+: +Xi<<<: xHMRMMR888888RMMMMMM<M "` .~i MMMMMMMMM" < ! : /% X~`: ! ! < h~ f ! < !`!`:-"` X X/ ! > \....! X> ~' ` ! ! ! ' !`/ ! X < ! ? > > > ? 4 > ! X ! /|______________________ ! .: !`^-. ! / | ! ~ > ' < | LOOK !!!!!!!!!! ! ! ' \ ______________________| ' f ' \| ~> ! ! > > ' f '! ! X ~ ' - > ! : h f - ! ! ' ! ! : L !> ! ' ! ' ` ' '> ! h.::::. '> '> ' ` : L- ' ~ ' .-` f .:- > / > .<.:!>~ '> > ~ .!..~-^` '. ! > > .-` f /XM%SMx " > ! ~ ! :HHMMMMMMHMX ! ' : ! XMMM*X(tM!X?MX!!(~ f : !MXMMX?XXXS?HX?MXX : L X'MMM?XMX.!SMHHMMM : ' '?MMHMMM%XM?#MM!MM ' ! !: !! `MMXXMMXXMMMXXMMf :<4' " 4MX?MMM!MMhMMX! `~ 4MSHMMMHMMM! `"??MS*" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-03.txt #253 HARK (Fri, 2000 Mar 3) .--._ HARK !!! A BONER ((/---._) CRYING OUT IN THE (_/Q Q ) DISTANCE / |c / /- \.-,-'-,.__ I SHOULD INVESTIGATE \-- o---o --\ \__, H---H( --\ IF I DON'T WHO WILL \\--\-\__-\ \\--\ -/\_/) \o-o--\ ((\ / '._ / _/_ '-. | / '-._ |_ snd |___| \__[)| |_| / | / ) '-' (__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-17.txt #267 DEFYING PHYSICAL LAW (Fri, 2000 Mar 17) _.~._ I DEFY PHYSICAL LAW BY ,~'.~@~.`~. MAKING SHITS LARGER / : _..._ : \ THAN MYSELF { :,"''\\`".: } `C) 9 _ 9 (--.._,-"""-.__ ( )(@)( ) `. `-.___.-' \ ,' \ / ,` ;`-._,-. ,' ,'/ ,' `---t.,-. \_ ,--.,',' ,'----.__\ _( \----' '///,`,--.,' `-.__.--' `. ) '///,' `-` hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-22.txt #303 L I C K I N G (Sat, 2000 Apr 22) ____ ____ __ ___ ___ _____ ____ / T | \ / ] | \ / _] | | / T Y o | | o ) / / | \ / [_ | __j Y __j | | | T / / | D Y Y _] | l_ | T | | _ | | O | / \_ | | | [_ | _] | l_ | | | | | | \ | | | | T | T | | l__j__j l_____j \____j l_____j l_____j l__j l___,_j __ __ ___ ____ __ _ _ ___ ___ ____ | T T l j | | | l/ ] | T | T T | \ | l | | T l__ | | ' / | | | _ _ | | _ Y | _ | | | __j | | \ | l___ | \_/ | | | | | | | | | / | | | Y | T | | | | | | | | | j l \ ` | | . | | | | | | | | | l__j__j |___j \____j l__j\_j l_____j l___j___j l__j__j _ ___ __ __ _ ___ ____ ____ | T l j / ] | l/ ] l j | \ / T | | | T / / | ' / | | | _ Y Y __j | l___ | | / / | \ | | | | | | T | | T | | / \_ | Y | | | | | | l_ | | | j l \ | | . | j l | | | | | l_____j |___j \____j l__j\_j |___j l__j__j l___,_j ___ ______ __ __ __ __ _____ l ] | T | T T | T T | T | | | | | | | | | | l__/ | | | l_j l_j l_ _j | ~ | | __j | | | | | | l___, | | / | __ j l | | | | | | ! | | | T -Row |___j l__j |__j__| l____/ l_____j l__j File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-17.txt #512 OUT OF MY SKIRT (Fri, 2000 Nov 17) _,--""`. ,""-" `. `. `. FOR CHRIST'S SAKE GET YOUR \ `. _ HANDS OUT OF MY SKIRT I'M `. `. \\ TRYING TO FLY THIS DAMN THING ,-'"\ `. \\ \ `.__ `._,-\ GLGHLGHLGH SORRY `. \ `. |\ \ ___ | `.\\ __,.-" / `. `.\ __,-"" "---" `. `. _,--._ __,-"" __,--"" _`. __`. ,' \ \__________,-"" __,--"" .-" `. ,-"",--' L \_- `--.._____,-\__,--"" _< `. (-"" \ -"\ _,--"" ,' __,--""" \ `._.' \ ."" ,' __,--""" `. / /`. `.._.' ,' ___,--""" \ / __`. L ,'--""" `. _,-"",--' J F `-""" hs L___./ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-03.txt #498 DREDS (Fri, 2000 Nov 3) , ,, , , ,; ; ;; ; ; ; , ; '; ; ;; .-''\ ; ; , ; ;` ; ,; . / /8b \ ; ; CHECK OUT MY AWESOME DREDS `; ; .;' ;,\8 | ; ; ` ;/ / `_ ; ;; ; ; ; |/.' /9) ; ; ` ; ; ; ,/' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; /_ ; ; ` ; ; `?8P" . ; ; ; ; ; ; ;; | ; .:: ` ;; ; ; ` ; ; `' `--._ ;; ;; ; ; ; ; `-..__..--'' ; ; ;; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; fL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-22.txt #425 THE COCK TREE (Tue, 2000 Aug 22) _ ;`', `, `, ', ; ,,-""==.., \ ',' \ ,-""'-., ; ' __.-="-.; ," ,,_ "v _." ;,' ''-, "=--,_ ,-'' _ _ `, / ,.-+(_)(_)-----., ; ,' / ; ; `\ , ; ,/ ; _; ; !,' ; (_) V' ; ; ; _ ; ;' `; __-- I'M THE COCK TREE ; ; ; . ; ; ; ,.--.',..`.--., File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-06.txt #196 CHRISTMAS TREE (Thu, 2000 Jan 6) _\/_ YOU DO REALIZE THAT THESE /\ SHITHEADS WILL FORGET ALL . . ABOUT ME COME NEW YEAR'S . V. .V . '. ..o o . ' . . V . . V . o V. .'o ' '''''.. ' V . ' V ' o'V .' '''_'''' o __|_|__ \ / \___/ mga File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-12.txt #202 MORE CRACK (Wed, 2000 Jan 12) MORE CRACK COCAINE PLZ )\ _. - ._.) /. `- ' ( `--' `- , ) - > ) \ fL (.' \) (.' -' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-27.txt #369 ONE OF THESE DAYS (Tue, 2000 Jun 27) ^^ .-=-=-=-. ^^ ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ ^^ ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ ^^ ( `-=-=-=-(@)-=-=-` ) ^^ \ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ I MISS KIM (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ \ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-`) \ `-=-=-=-=-` JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS UP WITH THIS GUY ^^ \ ONE OF THESE FUCKING DAYS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-26.txt #368 WHALE ASS (Mon, 2000 Jun 26) ooo "$$oo "$o"o MY ASS HURTS $$$o" $$$$$o" ooo$$$$$$$$o o oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$ o oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o"o o o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$oo" o o$$$$$""""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o $ o$$$" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$""$"$$$o "o $$$$" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ "$$o"o $$$$ oooo "$"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ooo "$$oo" $$$ o$$$$$"" "o$""""$$$"$""$"oo $$$$o$o $$$o o$$"" o " " " o ooo" oo$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$"o " o o" o"o$$$$$$$$$ """$$$$$$o "$$$$"" " $o$$$$"$""" " "ooo " "$"$ o$$$$ $$$$"$ooo $ ooo$$$$$$o o o$$$$$ $" " " " " oo$$"$"$"""$"$"o"" " "$$$"$" " " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-13.txt #203 STICK A PRICK IN ME (Thu, 2000 Jan 13) . | \ _ HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH \"_| |-| |__/ | STICK A PRICK IN ME /\_- _ __\/ ____/\-' / \ / \'-/\_o-_ '-_ \ \ / / _-" """--------/ / | /-_____<_ / / | \ "-" '---' '---' mga File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-23.txt #426 HEMORRHOIDS (Wed, 2000 Aug 23) Qg. _ `QQg. )QQQQQp. `QQgo.JQQQQQQQQb OH GOD `QQQ` `QQQQQQb THESE HEMORRHOIDS )` 9 `QQQQb ARE KILLING ME _/ _) `QQQQb Q. (.. __/ ) `QQQb QQb. `====` J `QQQb QQQQ _____ / QQQQb \QQ/ / _ \| QQQQQQB dD / \\ \ QQQQQQQQ dD |###| | (__/ `QQQQQQQ dD \/ ) `QQQQP dD _/_ .___./ ( dD / /\_ \ dD \###\ \_ \dD _/`\ dD _/ `| / `) / | / / ( /| ( `, ( ( ) ) \ \.__. \ _/_ / \ `) / / ) / |###| ilmk _/_ / / / |###| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-07.txt #197 FLAMING (Fri, 2000 Jan 7) I'M FLAMING !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,-----, ) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | .( | | (,') | | |::| `-----o-~'_ `~-. | `-) | | __/__ | ^aNT | (___) | jgs `--------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-02.txt #497 GUESS (Thu, 2000 Nov 2) _.~._ ,~'.~@~.`~. GUESS WHAT'S UP ME / : _..._ : \ { :,"''\\`".: } `C) 9 _ 9 (--.._,-"""-.__ ( )(@)( ) `. `-.___.-' \ ,' \ / ,` ;`-._,-. ,' ,'/ ,' `---t.,-. \_ ,--.,',' ,'----.__\ _( \----' '///,`,--.,' `-.__.--' `. ) '///,' `-` hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-16.txt #511 PAC-MAN (Thu, 2000 Nov 16) ASS IS GOOD ,##. ,==. ,# #. \ o ', __/ # # _ _ \ \ # # (_) (_) / ; `# #' / .' `##' "==" Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-23.txt #304 ONE DAY (Sun, 2000 Apr 23) # ## ### #### ##### ####### ####### ######## ONE DAY, ONE DAY I WILL BE ######## IMMORTAL ######### ########## THEN YOU WILL ALL BE SORRY ############ OH BOY WILL YOU ALL BE SORRY ############## ################ / ################ / ############## / ############## / #### ############## / ##### ############## / ####### ############## / ########### ############### / ############# ################ ############## ################# # ################ ################## ## # ################# #################### ### ## ################# ################ ######## ################# ################ ####### ################### ####################### ##################### ##################### ################### ############################################ ########################################### ########################################## ######################################## ######################################## ###################################### ###################################### ########################## ##### ### ################### ## ## ############### # ## ########## ## ### ### ## # File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-16.txt #266 REQUESTING PERMISSION (Thu, 2000 Mar 16) THIS IS FAGLINES FLIGHT G-A-Y REQUESTING PERMISSION TO DO IT UP | | | -===+=====_/(T)\_=====+===- | |/.\| | `-|\_/|-' WJMC File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-02.txt #252 STAR WARS (Thu, 2000 Mar 2) .--------------------------. .-------. .------------. .-' | / \ | "'. ' | ' ` | . ' ----------. .-------'/ \ | .---. | | `. | | ' . ` | `---' ' ` `-. | | / / \ \ | .' `.. `. | | ' '-` ` | . ------------- . | | / \ | . `------. | | | | ' ___ ` | |\ | | .' | | ' .' `. `| | `. | `--------------------' `-----' `-----' `-----'`-----' "`----------' ------. .------. .------. .-------. .------------. .-----------. \ ` ' ` ' / / \ | "'. .-' | ` \/ \/ ' ' ` | . ' | \ / / \ | .---. | ' -------' ` ' ' . ` | `---' ' | `. \ / / / \ \ | .' ` `-. ` ' ' '-` ` | . `.. `. \ /\ / / \ | . `--------- . ` ' ` ' ' ___ ` | |\ | \ / \ / ' .' `. `| | `. .' `-----' `-----' `-----' `-----'`-----' "`--------------------' EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE SUCKS DICK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-12.txt #293 SEE THIS MOUTH (Wed, 2000 Apr 12) .---. .---. : : o : SEE THIS MOUTH _..-: o : :-.._ / I CAN FIT AT .-'' ' `---' `---' " ``-. LEAST TEN DICKS .' " ' " . " . ' " `. IN HERE : '.---.,,.,...,.,.,.,..---. ' ; `. " `. .' " .' `. '`. .' ' .' `. `-._ _.-' " .' .----. `. " '"--...--"' . ' .' .' o `. .'`-._' " . " _.-'`. : o : jgs .' ```--.....--''' ' `:_ o : .' " ' " " ; `.;";";";' ; ' " ' . ; .' ; ; ; ; ' ' ' " .' .-' ' " " ' " " _.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-06.txt #287 WHAT BUGS IS HOLDING (Thu, 2000 Apr 6) LOOK AT WHAT BUGS IS HOLDING /\ _:()_():_ /] ||_ : ._=Y=_ : / / [)(_\, ',__\W/ _,' / \ [) \_/\ _/'='\ /-/\) [_| \ \ /// \ '._ / / :; \ \/// / | '` / ;:: \ `|: : |',_.' """ \_|: : | |: : |'". /`._.' \/ / /| / | \ / / '. '. / '. ' / \ \ / / \'=, .----' / \ (\__ snd (((____/ \ \ ) '.\_) THAT CREEPY LITTLE FAGGOT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-27.txt #277 BEST THEORY WE HAVE (Mon, 2000 Mar 27) ____ . _ . /# /_\_ |\_|/__/| | |/o\o\ / / \/ \ \ | \\_/_/ /__|O||O|__ \ / |_ | |/_ \_/\_/ _\ | | ||\_ ~| | | (____) | || THE BEST THEORY WE HAVE: | ||| \/ \/\___/\__/ // | |||_ (_/ || THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS THE TACO \// | | || BELL DOG AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE || | | ||\ OTHER ONE IS FRED FLINTSTONE ||_ \ \ //_/ \_| o| \______// /\___/ __ || __|| / ||||__ (____(____) (___)_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-27.txt #522 UNICORN OR PEGASUS (Mon, 2000 Nov 27) COULD WE MAKE UP OUR FUCKING MIND WHETHER I'M A UNICORN OR PEGASUS THANX IN ADVANCE !!!!!!!!!!! FAGGOTS <<<<>>>>>> .----------------------------. _>><<<<>>>>>>>>> / _____________) \|/ \<<<<< < >>>>>>>>> / _______________) -------*--===<=<< <<<<<<<>/ _______________) /|\ << @ _/ <<<<>>/ ________) ____ | | | / \ \ \/ \\_ / / > ) \_| / / / / _// _// /_| /_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-17.txt #359 THAT'S RIGHT MINNIE (Sat, 2000 Jun 17) oo$$$$$$oo o$$$$$$$$$$$$$o o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ oo$$$$$oo $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$o $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$oooooo o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$oo $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ THAT'S RIGHT o$$$$$""""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ MINNIE YOU o$$$$$" "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" SUCK IT $$$$$" "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" o$$ $" "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" JUST SUCK IT $$ " "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" BABY $" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"$$$$$$$$" o$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ WAIT WHAT $ "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ ooo $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ DON'T LOOK $ $"$o o$ "$ $$$$$$$$""$$$$$$ UP AT ME $ $$ $$ $ $o $$$$"" "$$$$ WHILE YOU'RE $o $" $ $ "$ $$$" "$$" DOWN THERE $ $ $ $ $ $$ $$ $ $ o $ $ oo $ " $ YOU'RE MAKING $ $$$$ $$$$$$ oooo $" IT CRAWL ooo "$$$$ $$"$$$ " "$ " $$"$ BACK UP o$$$$$o $o$o$$o$$$o "$ o$" ""$oo $$$$$$$o$$"" "$$ $ o$ ooooo$$o $$$$$$$$$o $$$ o$" "$o "$$$$$$$$$$ $" $o $o "$$$$$$$$ $" $ "$ "$$$$$$ o$"o$"""""$$""$o $o "$$" o$"o$" $$ $o $o ""$o oo$"o$" $o $ $o """$oooooooo$""$o$" "$oo$ $o o$ "" $ $o "$o o$ $" o" $o $$ $" $" oo"" $ $o o$ o$"" $ $$ $" o" $o $$ "" " "" " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-03.txt #345 THE H BUTTON (Sat, 2000 Jun 3) -------------------- / ______________ \ /+++/ | | \++++\ | | | | | 1 2 3 | | 4 5 6 | | 7 8 9 | | H 0 # | +--------------+ THE H BUTTON SENDS HOOKERS RIGHT FUCKING QUICK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-22.txt #212 THE FUCK BIRD (Sat, 2000 Jan 22) WHAT THE FUCK ,, ___( )___ / \ /\/\/\||/\/\/\ ^^ tre File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-06.txt #409 IN MY COUNTRY (Sun, 2000 Aug 6) ........, . ' , `` ' , . ` ' ` ` '. , ` ` ` . ' , ` ` . ` ` ` ` ` : : ` ` : ` ` ' ` ` ' , ` ' , ` ' ` , , `. ` ' , ` ` , , ` , ` ` , , ` ' ` ` ( , ` ) ~~ ~~ IN MY COUNTRY WE HAVE ROADS BUT NO CARS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-12.txt #415 GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE (Sat, 2000 Aug 12) CHECK THIS OUT HOMEY I HAVE THESE FUNKY ASS SAMPLES UP ON MY WEB PAGE THAT EVERYBODY READS AND REALLY LIKES AND WHICH MAKES ME A WEB DEVELOPER AND A CONSULTANT AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME AND EVERYTHING IS ALL HER FAULT \ OKAY FUCKFACE IF YOU WOULD GET YOUR THUMB OUT OF YOUR DUMB ASS MAYBE YOU'D REALIZE THAT ___ YOU'VE BLOCKED EVERYBODY FROM YOUR PAGES ,'._,`. (-.___.-) ALSO MAYBE YOU COULD GET THAT THING OUT OF MY (-.___.-) FACE `-.___.-' / (( @ @| . __ \ ` | ,\ |`. @| | | _.-._ __`.`=-=mm===mm:: | | |`. | | | ,'=` '=`. ( `-'|:/ /:/ `/ @| | | |, @| @| /---)W(---\ \ \ / / / / @| | ' (----| |----) ,~ |\ \ / /| / / @| \---| |---/ | | \ V /||/ / `.-| |-,' | | `-' |V / \| |/ @' | , |-' __| |__ | .;: _,-. ,--""..| |..""--. ;;:::' " ) (`--::__|_|__::--') ,-" _, / \`--...___...--'/ ( -:--'/ / /`--...___...--'\ "-._ `"'._/ /`---...___...---'\ "-._ "---. (`---....___....---') .' ",._ ,' ) |`---....___....---'| /`._| `| | (`---....___....---') ( \ | / \`---...___...---'/ `. `, ^"" `:--...___...--;' `.,' `-._______.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-13.txt #416 NO BONER (Sun, 2000 Aug 13) I HAVE NO BONER ___ f Y l`_'j _HHH_ ,-. ,--.'"._V ,"`. ,f Y /o o\ ._I_, \|| ; (o () o)._I_, {} ; \o o/ ._I_, `' ; `--' ( W ) . ; , /`-'\ -{_}- f Y ' | ` j l -==' `==- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-23.txt #213 LET ME GET A MAN (Sun, 2000 Jan 23) ,,,,, PLEASE GOD LET ME GET A MAN ////""\ . (((/ m m -|- __ )))c = ) | (__) ////-./~` . [] (((( `.`\ :: SO I CAN STOP DRAWING [] )))`\ \)).-;.' THESE ASCII ARTS .------, [] (() `._.-'` _( )[] )/ `. | .'`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^))\`.----'`[] jgs ( \' { ~ - ~~ _ ~ - ~~ - ~ - (( | | [] .-.--\ \ { )) | | [] |_;_._`\ |{ ((__|_|-----[] | ; ``` ;{ )) [] | /``-.____/ `~~~[]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'-' [] `' (__) (__) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-07.txt #410 HALF MAN HALF DONG (Mon, 2000 Aug 7) ___ ,'---`. /\l^L^j/\ f---\-/---Y ,--`---j"l---'--. f , _, -. ,- ._ ` Y HALF MAN |f /l Y j\\,| HALF DONG l ( \-"-^-"-/ ) j (MOSTLY DONG IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT) `.`. 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"---o # # # :-: # # :-: # "o # "# "---" "---" # # .^ .##. # o^ .###^-o----^ o-"""-. --"""-o .- .####" "o # ### ### #^"#.#####" "o #^o... ...-#" o^o#### ^. # # #"---o.........-o--""# # # ###^ ""-. o# # # # # # # # o" ##" ""- o" #^# # # # # # ##".#^ .^ ^.""---..# # #...-^-"".o"" .^ """--...:"""""""""" ..o-^" """#""#"""""" ^----^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-16.txt #358 EXAM TIME (Fri, 2000 Jun 16) / //// //// //// // EEE X X A M M // / //// / /// // // / E X X A A MM MM //// /// / //// // // / / EEE X AAA M M M / / /// // //// // // / / / / / E X X A A M M //// / / ///// // // / / / / / / EEE X X A A M M //// / / / / // // / / / / / / @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ // / / / / / / TTT I M M EEE @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@// / / / / T I MM MM E @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ / / / / T I M M M EEE @@ | }@@@@@@ \| @@@@@@ / / / T I M M E @ -o-{ @@@@ --o -@@@@@/ / T I M M EEE @ / \ @@@@ /{ \ @@@@@/ @@/ { @@@@@@} @@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ THIS HEAD MASK WILL ! ! ! @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ MAKE ALL THE TEACHERS ! ! ! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ THINK I'M SUPER SMART ! ! ! @@@ @ @ @ @ @@@@ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! @@ @ @ @ @ @@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ ! ! ! @@@@@@@@ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-26.txt #521 SHIT BUG (Sun, 2000 Nov 26) z @ J . " 4 F F .$$$$$$$c F .$$$$$$$$$$b 4 d$$$$$$$$$$$$ .. J$$$$$$$$$$$$$F "*be....... ) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$F ^\ cJ$$$$$$$$$$$$$$F b$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" ^ "$$$$$$$$$$$"""**$C ." z$$$$$$$$$$$$F ". ." d$$$$$$$$$$$" ' "4. ...=" .$$$$$$$$$$P \ ^*e. .r==$$$$$$F \ "= ." $$$$$$ r r z d""$P" 4 *" $ % " 4 IT AIN'T EASY \ 4 BEING A SHIT BUG d 4 4 Gilo94' " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-26.txt #276 APOCALYPSE (Sun, 2000 Mar 26) THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE !!! LICKING C.H.U.D. DICK UNDERGROUND ************* ******,.';.,.;',';.****** ****';.,.;'';.<>:":><.;';.,>;**** **';.,.;':><>:";.,.;':><>:":.,.;';.** *';.,.;';.,,,,.;":><>:":><>:";.,.;';.,* *';.,.:":><>:";.,.;| |';.,>:":><>:';.,,* **';.,.;';.,.;;*| :|' |||*';.,..":><>:;** ***';.,.;':><;* || ||.| | *';.,.;';.,;*** **":.,.;'":* |>|| || | *.,.;.,.;;** ***;.,.;** || | ||| **:><>:*** ****** | |||| | ****** |||| | | | ||||| || | | | | ||||||| || | | | | | || | ||| | ||| | | || | .*#|| || |||#*. .*#@@| || || |@@#*. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-07.txt #288 SMURFETTE (Fri, 2000 Apr 7) .-""""--. / ) / --"` I DID IT / _`:---. WITH AZRAEL | .-' `\ ONCE \ / .----'./ \ : ,-' ~(.).)\ / \_| \ ._) | / / | \.__, / _.--' )`///-,-' / / _| (_\\ | (____/____) \ ___/ | _ `---( ` ) `-, .' (__.'._/'._/ |`| | __/ / / // | `--. || /_____) jgs `=---` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-13.txt #294 SYSTEM NINJA (Thu, 2000 Apr 13) .-""""-. .-""""-. / \ / \ /_ _\ /_ _\ // \ / \\ // \ / \\ |\__\ /__/| |\__\ /__/| \ || / \ || / \ / \ / \ __ / \ __ / / '.__.' '.__.' \ WAS THAT THE | | | | SHUT UP WHERE SYSTEM NINJA | | | | IS MY LIGHTER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-05.txt #286 AXEL'S THEME (Wed, 2000 Apr 5) ________________________________ / o oooo ooo oooo o o o /\ / oo ooo oo oooo o o o / / / _________________________ / / SOMEBODY PLAY AXEL'S THEME / // / // /// // /// // /// / / / / /___ //////////////////////////_/ / \____\________________________\_\/ FC File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-18.txt #268 AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL (Sat, 2000 Mar 18) |* * * * * * * * * * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL! | * * * * * * * * * :::::::::::::::::::::::::| |* * * * * * * * * * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| WHAT ELSE CAN YOU | * * * * * * * * * :::::::::::::::::::::::::| SAY ABOUT THIS GREAT |* * * * * * * * * * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| LAND OF OURS BUT: | * * * * * * * * * ::::::::::::::::::::;::::| |* * * * * * * * * * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| JESUS CHRIST |:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| |OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| LOOK AT ALL THE FATTIES |:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| |OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| THERE SHOULD BE A CAMP |:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| OR A DEATH MARCH OR |OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| SOMETHING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-11.txt #292 CHUGGING DOWN (Tue, 2000 Apr 11) I AM TOTALLY CHUGGING DOWN . . THIS HUGE FAT \\ / \ COCK !!!!! ! \ ! \ /\ /\/\ .! L ! '.' ! .( ( )/\. /' \ / / ......<*) /\. / \ /' /' /\ .-.-.-.-.'+++\. /\/' \/' /' /'"\ / / -'-'-'-'-.+++/' ./. /\........./ \......../ "'"' ! """"""" '\ !' \ ..../' / \ / /'' \ ! \ ! /.... ....\ /'/ / /'/ "---------------" \ ! /' /"" /./ /"' /./ RUSS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-30.txt #280 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING (Thu, 2000 Mar 30) , , /^\ ___ /^\_/ `...' /` ,__\ ,' ~ ( ,___\ ,, ., \ \___ \\\ .'.' .-. ) .'.-\\\`.`. '.-. ( / (==== ."". ( o ) \ ,/u `~~~'| / `-' ) "")^u ^u^|~| `""". ~_ / WHAT ARE YOU WEARING UNDER THERE /^u ^u ^\~\ ". \\ _ /u^ u ^u ~\ ". \\ ( \ )^ ^U ^U ^U\~\ ". \\ (_ (\ /^U ^ ^U ^U ~| ". `\ (_ _ \ )U ^ U^ ^U ^|~| ". `\. (_ = _(\ \^ U ^U ^ U^ ~| ".`.; (_ -( _\_)U ^ ^ U^ ^|~| "" (_ = ( ^ U^ U^ ^ U ~| (_ - ( ~ = ^ U ^U U ^|~/ (_ = (_^U^ ^ U^ U / (_- ~_(/ \^ U^ ^U^," (_ = _/ |^ u^u." 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SMMM# :QMMMN#8/?8#Q/MMMMg?NMASTELMN/ SMMM# ^/OQNMMMM/OMMMS gMMMMMS/ %MMMM% ^^VMMN ^/^ /MMM# @MM% /MMMQ VMMg vMMMC :#MMMN^^ /v/HMO ^#MM vN % gMMNC^^^ 8:VNQ ^V/ MNQOSQ%% ^ arm^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-18.txt #513 AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE (Sat, 2000 Nov 18) _,-------. ,' `. ; ; ,-'"`-. ;,---._ ; I'M READY TO SUCK ; ,-. ,'_ `. ; COCK AT A MOMENT'S ; ;_;;;' ; ; ; NOTICE `. ;`-' ; ; `-,''. ,' ; IT'S NOT A GREAT _,-' `-.__,-' ; JOB BUT IT'S THE _,,-""" ; LIFE I CHOSE `. ; ;`. ; ; `. ; ;. `. ; ; ; `. ; ; ; `-.. ; ; ; ,' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; --. ; ; .___ ; ; '--.. ; ; '--.. ; ;_ '" ; ;""'-._ ; ;-.._ ; ;_ '"" ; ; '- . ; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-24.txt #519 BITCH OFF ME (Fri, 2000 Nov 24) | \_ /; _.._ `\~--.._ //' ,(+=\\\\ `//////\ \\/;' /~ (\\\\ ~/////\~\`)' /; )))) `~' | ((`~/((((\ ;'_\'\ /')) ))))) /~/ '" "' _. /'/\_ /^\`((( \ `\/' _.-~/--/ ( =( | , | _/~\_)_}___/^\/~`\.__\|==| /uUUU) ) | | ( / | _-=o|\__ /'/~ \ ' /' | /(((((\`\( |~\/ /' | /' )))))"`\`\|/_/---.._,$$, .,ssS$$$Sss|._/_..-(((' )\)>>> ~\$ GET THIS ,sS$$$$$$$$$$$|$$$$$$$ |/ //'~`o `\ BITCH OFF ,$$$$$$$$$$$$$$|$$S$$$$' ( / \ ME ,$$$$$$$$$$$$S$$|$$$$$$$' | / ,s$$$ s$$$$$S$$$$$$$$$S|$$$$$$$$ | / $$$$$$ _~,$S""'' ``"S|$$S$$$$$" (_,`\, ,$$$$$$$; /~ ,"' / 'S$$$$$" \_./| s$$$$$$$$$$ (~' _, \==~~) / """ \ | $$$$$$$$$$$$ (0\ /0/ \-' /' \ | | ,$$$$$$$$$$$$$, `/' ' _-~ |= \_-\ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$s (~~~) _.-~_- \ \ ,s|= | `"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ( `-' )/>-~ _/-__ | |,$$$|_/, `"$$$$$$$$$$$$ /V^^^^V~/' _/~/~~ ~~-| |$$$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$$, / (^^^^),/' /' ) /S$$$$$$$; ,$$$$$$$$$$$, ,$$_ `~~~'.,/' / _-ss, /(/-(/-(/' ,s$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ,s$$$$$ssSS$$$' ,$'.s$$$$$$$$' (/-(/-(/-(/-(/' S$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ,$$$$$$$$$$$$$' (/-(/-(/-(/-(/' _s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ (/-(/-(/-(/-(/-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-30.txt #525 LAME (Thu, 2000 Nov 30) ----- / \ ) | :================: " )/ /|| || )_ /* / || System || * | || Down || (=====~*~======) \ || Please wait || 0 \ / 0 ================== // (====*====) || ........... / \............. // * || :\ ############ \ || (=====*======) || : --------------------------------- V * V : | * |__________|| :::::::::: | o (======*=======) o \ | | || ....... | \\ * || --------------------------------- 8 || (=====*======) // 8 V * V --------------------------------- 8 =|=; (==/ * \==) =|= \ ########################### \ / ! \ _ * __ / | \ \ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ \ ! ! ! (__/ \__) ! ! ! \ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ \ 0 \ \V/ / 0 \________________________________\ () \o o/ () ********************************* () () EW GET IT ?!?!?! THE GUY IS WAITING FOR THE MACHINE AND HE'S A SKELETON BECAUSE HE DIED AND DECAYED HE WAS WAITING SO LONG !!!! STILL DON'T GET IT ??? HERE LET ME DRAW A DIAGRAM ::: _ _ __ __ _____ _____________________________|\ | | / \ | \/ | ____| | \ | | / _ \ | |\/| | _| |_____________________________ / | |___ / ___ \| | | | |___ |/ |_____/_/ \_\_| |_|_____| tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-09.txt #199 HIV CLINIC (Sun, 2000 Jan 9) ___|___|___|___|| |___|___|___| __|___|___|___|_| HIV CLINIC |__|___|___| ___|___|___|___|| |___|___|___| __|___|___|___|_|________________|__|___|___| ___|___|___|___||| ||___|___|__ __|___|___|___|.---. _ ||__|___|___| ___|___|___|__/ _\ // ||___|___|__ __|___|___|__/ (~[) // ||__|___|___| _|___|___|__/ / / /.\ ||___|___|___| __|___|___|| |(_ /_/| ||__|___|___| ___|___|___/\____/ \ | / ||___|___|___| __|___|___/ _/ \_ \| |____/|||__|___|___| _|___|___/ /\______/|\ \ |____[|||___|___|___| __|___|__\ \ \ |/ \_/ \|||__|___|___| _|___|___|\ \/. . \ ||___|___|___| __|___|___|\/////\\\/\ ||__|___|___| ___|___|___|| \/ \/ ||___|___|___| __|___|___|_\__|\__/ \ ||__|___|___| ___|___|___|| / ||\ |\ ||___|___|___| __|___|___|_| | || \ | \ ||__|___|___| ___|___|___||_/| ||__\/ |______||___|___|___| ____________| |______| |____________ | | | | ____________| |______| |___________ | | / ( ____________/ |______\(\_)________jro ____________\(\_)_____________________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-14.txt #356 THAT NASTY PRICK (Wed, 2000 Jun 14) OH MY SAVE IT FOR THE PAPERS IT'S THAT NASTY YOU'RE GOING TO MECCA PAL PRICK AGAIN NOW GET DOWN ON IT AND DO GOOD ////\ (((( /( o o O-O-) \ o/ \- / /\|/\ () /\|/\ // ' \\ || // . \\ ======================== File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-11.txt #414 AARDVARK (Fri, 2000 Aug 11) \|||||||||||/ LOOK AT THAT SCHNOZ / \ PERFECT FOR SNIFFING DICK | _ _ | .) .) THUS I AM THE AARDVARK OF | ( \ DICKLICKERY | \ | @ \ \ \ | | (____ /\ ____/ | | | ) | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-28.txt #370 THESE ARE MY DEMANDS (Wed, 2000 Jun 28) ____ ____ _=______________________-_ /,,,,\_____________/,,,,\ =< ' | ========|______________ |,( )/,,,,,,,,,,,,,\( ),| \| | ========|______________ \__,,,,___,,,,,___,,,,__/ / | ========|/ /,,,/(')\,,,/(')\,,,\ | | ========|' |,,,,___ _____ ___,,,,| |___| ________' |,,,/ \\o_o// \,,,| '.... / | | |,,| | |,,| |......| \ | |,,| \__/|\__/ |,,| |......|-____' \,,\ \_/ /,,/ |......| \__\___________/__/ '.......| _____________/,,,,,,,,,,,,,\_____________ |.......| / \,,,,,,,,,,,,,___________,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ \ |_______) ( ),,,,,,,,,,,/ \,,,,,,,,,,,( ) \_/_________,,/ \,,_________\_/ OKAY LISTEN UP THESE ARE MY DEMANDS I WANT ONE COPY OF FANGORIA (A RECENT ISSUE NOT THE OLD STUFF) AND THREE BOXES OF MILK DUDS AND I WANT KIM UP HERE FRONT AND CENTER OR THE TEDDY BEAR GETS IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-05.txt #408 WHERE'S THE PARK RANGER (Sat, 2000 Aug 5) ___oo#:#o__ o##########o###- ####o#~:~#~#####:~o______________ #####o~ -- ~ ~~~~ ~ ~~--_ _o---~- -o ~-##~_~-__ ~-~::######oo:o ~~##-~~ ~ _oooooo___ o_____ ~ ~~~#~##~o_ _~~~~ _o##############__ _########o_ #~~~#### o~ o#####~~~~~~#####~~ #############o ~-###_~o #o _####_~ _ooo#o###: ########~~:###:_ ~####~ o~ #o####_o_######~#o# #######- ~-##_##~#--~ # ###########~~~~:::~ ~###### #######_ # #######:~~~ ~########o_ ######o_o######## # -~~~~~~~ ~########~ _################# ~_ _ ~~#~~~ ~ -#~################ ~_ _ ~-__ o~ ~~###########~#- ~o_ -_ # ~~~~---# ~~~-~~:_~~ _oo_~-_:~~~o ~o_ ____--~ ~~#__ ____ #####o#_-~-~#o #_o--- :#::~#--##~--ooo_o_o###~: ~~_ ######:o- ~#_ ~##o_ __-~~####oo_~~~~-_:~ ##o_ ~~o_o-~~ ######~~~ ~o:~~###o--~~ ~~~####oo_ ~~ ~### ##o~~-_ PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME SUCK YOU OFF **AGAIN** WHERE'S THE PARK RANGER WHEN YOU NEED HIM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-21.txt #211 I'M USELESS (Fri, 2000 Jan 21) _.------.__ /' ``~\_ /~' // `\ / ( _ //\// _ ) ) ( / /' ` /' ` // I'M USELESS AND ( )`(/ o) ( o)\/ NEED TO BE ( /` ____ \ ( -' /) ) STRANGLED ((_.-~~ _ ~~-._ \ \ ( '~ ) `~--._-- ~~\ ( /__.-.-._, / _.---~~~__ --- _.-~ ) \`-) `\ ~~~,/ /' `~~~~~~----.___.--~ `\_.-~ \ `~~~ / Ts97 / `\._ /' / /`--~' `-.__ / `~~' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-04.txt #407 TRILOBITE (Fri, 2000 Aug 4) I'M A TRILOBITE / 0 tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-29.txt #371 SEX OFFENDER (Thu, 2000 Jun 29) CASE #729357035 WANTED FOR DICKLICKING AND FATFUCKING IN THE FIRST DEGREE SUSPENDED TIME SERVED WHEN MOVING INTERSTATE MUST REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER AND A FUCKING FAGGOT o o o ooo$$$$$$$$$$$$$oo o oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$o o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$oo $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$oo o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o $$$$$$$$$$$$$$"$""o"o" $ $""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o $$$$$$$$$$$$"o" o o "o " o " """"$"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o $$$$$$$$$$$$"o" o $ $"$$$$$$$$$$$$o $$$$$$$$$$"$"o "o"$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$"$ o " o"o$$$$$$$$$$$ o$$$$$$$$o$ " o o " o"o"$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$"oo$ " o o o o""o$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$o"oo" o " " o" $o"$$$$$$$ $$$$$$o"o$ o"o "o o" o"oo"$ $"$$$$$$$ "$$$$o"$o$$$$$$$"$""o $"$$"$"$$$o$$$ $"$$$$$$ $$$$o$$$$$$$o"o"o""o"$ $o"o$o" "o"$$$$$$ "$$$$$ "$$o"$$$$$$$$$$oo$$$$ooo $o$"o$$o$$$$$$$o$$$"$$"" o"o$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$o"$$ "o$"o$$ $$$$$$$$$$"$$" $ " " $o$$"$$$$"$o$$o"$$o" $"$ "$ $ $"$o$o$$o$ o" $ "o$$"$o"$"o" o$"$"$ " ""$o " ""o"$ $ $oo oo o""$"$$o"$ "o" "o""o$o" "$o " " o "o""$"o o o $o"o""o$$ $ o" " o $oo "o"o o $"$ " o" o $ $o" " $oo $o "o" o" "o$ $ " "o$o"o $o$o" " " "o"o $ $"o" " " "o""" "o o " "o" "o o $$$o$"o" " o " "o o " " "$"o$o "$$o$ $o"o" o o""o" $ " $ $ o o " "$ $"$$o "$$$"o$ o " $ o "o$o$oooo$oo"oooo " " $ $"$$" "$"$o" o o o" """$"o""""o$$"" " " o "o"$o" "$$$o"o o " "o"o"o$ $o" " o o "o"o$ $$$o$o $ "o" o " o o " $"$o $$$$o$o"oo" "o o o o o $ $$$$o "$$$$o$$o$o$o o " o "o $ oo$o$$o$$o "$$$$$$o$o$o$ o " o"$o"$o$o$$$"$$$o $$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$o" o" o$"$$$$$$$"$$"$o$$$$o o""$"$$$o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$$o$$"$"o$$$$$$ o o"o"o$"$$$"$$o"o$"$$$o$$$$o$$o$$"$$$$"$"o$""o$$$$o$ o"o"o$"o$"o$"$$$$$$"$ "o"$"$$$$$$$"$$$$$$"$ $ " "$ $$$o$$"o" $o"$"o$o$o$$o$$$$"$$$$o" "o""o$$"$$$"o$ $ " " "o$"$o$$$"$o"o$ o o "o$o$$$o$$$o"$$$$$$$$$"$$"o o " "o" o" " o "o$"$$$$"$$"$$$o$o$ oo$ o $$o$$o$$$o$$$$$"$$$$$o$$"$$oo o oo$$$"$$$$"$"$$$$o$o$"$oo$ $oo" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-20.txt #210 EXTRA WON TONS (Thu, 2000 Jan 20) :::::...... :::::::::::: ::::::::::: .:. .:: I WOULD LIKE ::. `"""""::::: :::::::::::: :: * :: ::: .:::' EXTRA WON TONS ::. ...... ..:::::: ::.......:: :::::::::.. ...... .: ::. :::::::::. ..:::::::"' """":::"""" ::::::::::::. :::::::::. ::: ::. """' `::: :::::::' :.:::..... ::: `:: """' `::: ::: ...... ::: ::::::::::. ::::::::::: ::: ::: ::: :::.;:::::::. ::: ... ``::::. :: ::: ::: .::: ::: ::::::""""::: ..:::'.:::::: :::: " ::::::::: ::: .::: ..::' `:::' ::: ...::::::".::'"`::: :::: """:::"""" ::: .::' ....:::::" .. .;:' ::::::"' `:::...::.:::' ....:::..... ::: .:::' ::::::"' ':::....;::' `""" `:::::::::' :::::::::::: ::: ::' `"" TEC '":::::::' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-10.txt #413 SUCK A COCK (Thu, 2000 Aug 10) ________________ | |_____ __ | SUCK A COCK | |__| |_________ |________________| |::| | / /\**/\ | \.____|::|__| < ( o_o )_ | \::/ \._______\ (u--u \_) | (||___ )==\ ,dP"/b/=( /P"/b\ |8 || 8\=== || 8 `b, ,P `b, ,P """` """` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-15.txt #357 EASY ACCESS (Thu, 2000 Jun 15) _..._ ___ .:::::::. `"-._.-''. , /:::::::::\ ': \ _._ \:-::::::::::::\ :. | /|.-' /:::\ \::::::::\:::::| ': | | / |:::| `:::::::|:::::\ ': | `\ | __ |\::/\ `-:::-|::::::| ': | .`\ .\_.' `.__/ | |::::::\ ':. | \ ';:: /.-._ , / |:::::::| :. / ,`\;:: \'./0) |_.-/ THERE'S A REASON ;:::::::| ': | \.`;::. `` | | I ALWAYS HAVE MY \::::::/ :' / _\::::' / / TAIL IN THE AIR \::::| :' / ,=:;::/ | \:::| :' | (='` // / | \::\ `: / '--' | /\ | \:::. `:_|.-"""-. \__.-'/::\ | TWO WORDS: '::::.:::...:::. '. /:::| | EASY ACCESS '::/::::::::::::. '-.__.:::::| | |::::::::::::\::..../::::::| / |:::::::::::::|::::/:::::::// \:::::::::::::|'::/::::::::/ /\::::::::::::/ /:::::::/:| |::';:::::::::/ |::::::/::; |:::/`-:::::;;-._ |:::::/::/ |:::| `-::::\ `|::::/::/ jgs |:::| \:::\ \:::/::/ /:::/ \:::\ \:/\:/ (_::/ \:::;__ \\_\\___ (_:/ \::):):)\:::):):) `" `""""` `""""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-08.txt #198 JESUS CHRIST (Sat, 2000 Jan 8) JESUS CHRIST I KICKED A TESTICLE RIGHT OFF MY BODY AGAIN @ o `~'+", /^'! ; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-01.txt #343 BURGER (Thu, 2000 Jun 1) CLEARLY I LIKE TO EAT \O/ | | / \ ___ ___ _____ ______ ___ | \ | | | \ / | | \ | | | | | | | | | | |___/ | | | / | __ |__ | / | \ | | |__/ | \ | |__/ | | \ / | \ | | | MGM | \ |___/ \__/ | \ \____/ |_____ | \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-25.txt #520 NOT ALL SPIDERS ARE QUEER (Sat, 2000 Nov 25) ____ , /---.'.__ ____// '--.\ /.---' _______ \\ // I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW /.------.\ \| .'/ ______ THAT NOT ALL SPIDERS // ___ \ \ ||/|\ // _/_----.\__ ARE QUEER |/ /.-.\ \ \:|< >|// _/.'..\ '--' // \'. | \'.|.'/ /_/ / \\ // \ \_\/" ' ~\-'.-' \\ BUT I SURE AS FUCK AM // '-._| :H: |'-.__ \\ // (/'==='\)'-._\ || || \\ \| || \\ ' snd |/ \\ || || \\ ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-19.txt #514 DRAWN BY A FAGGOT (Sun, 2000 Nov 19) _____ ______ __/ / \ \ / / \ \__ _/ --- \ \ / / --- \_ / / **** \ | O- -O | / **** \ \ | | ****** \ \ \ / / / ****** | | \ \_ **** \ \ \ / / / ****_/ / \_ \ \ |(***)| / / _/ \ \ @ ! | )*( | ! @ / / I WAS DRAWN BY \ \___ ! \/***\/ ! ___/ / A FAGGOT \___-____# |***| #____-___/ / -----__|***|__----- \ / . . # |***| # . . \ | . . /\***/\ . . | | . . _/ \*/ \_ . . | \ . _/ \_ . / | / \ | | | | | / * | | * \ | ** | | ** | \__/ \__/ BB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-25.txt #275 DUMBEST FONT EVER (Sat, 2000 Mar 25) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ ( T | H | I | S ) ( I | S ) ( T | H | E ) ( D | U | M | B | E | S | T ) \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ ( F | O | N | T ) ( E | V | E | R ) \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-31.txt #281 BETTY'S TIGHT ASS (Fri, 2000 Mar 31) )\ _ .--._ ,' `\_.-~~/' `\ \'_ __ ( _ _ `\ (_) |__|/~ ~~=~\ )_____.---~~ \>\~-./' /' //=== /==( ( /' __\ ( __\) TODAY I WILL ( /~\( o |_o_( FUCK BETTY'S (( ( _____) TIGHT ASS \\_/ , ) \ `\ ~-.._ / ._)/ \ / `/ \ ./ Ts97 / `~/~' / / '~~-.__./ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-19.txt #269 BIRTHDAY (Sun, 2000 Mar 19) )\ (__) /\ [[]] @@@[[]]@@@ @@@@@@@@@[[]]@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ [[]] @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ [[]] @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ [[]] @@@@@@@ !@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@! ! @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ ! ! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ! ! @@@@@@@@@@@ ! ! -------------------------- ! ! TODAY YOU ARE **THIS** GAY ! ! -------------------------- ! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-10.txt #291 UNBELIEVABLE TOOL (Mon, 2000 Apr 10) * . . * . . * ' * * ( HOLY FUCK I CAN'T ) * . ' ( BELIEVE WHAT AN ) ( UNBELIEVABLE ) ' . ( TOOL I AM / . * .-'~~~~'-. / . .-~\\\\__/ \__/`~-. . .-~ (oo) (oo) ~-. (_____//~~\\//~~\\______) _.-~` `~-._ /O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\ * \___________________________________/. JRO \x x x x x x x/ `. . * \x_x_x_x_x_x/. ' . ___ . `. `. .'| \'. `. . `. | \ / | ' . * '.___.' 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'MW33DMf xnMMMMMM" '*MMAMM MMMMMM. nMMMMMMP" *MMSMMx "MMMMM\ .MMMMMMM= *MMSMMh "MMMMM" JMMMMMMP MMMMMM 3MMMM. dMMMMMM . MMMMMM "MMMM .MMMMM( .nnMP" =.. *MMMMx MMM" dMMMM" .nnMMMMM* "MMn... 'MMMMr 'MM MMM" .nMMMMMMM*" "4MMMMnn.. *MMM MM MMP" .dM655MMM"" ^MMMMMMMMx. *ML "M .M* .MMMM35**" *PMMMMMMhn. *x > M .MMMM**"" ""**MMMMhx/.h/ .=*" .3P"%.... nP" "*MMnx OH NO IT'S POISON IVY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oOOoOooOOOoOOooOOOOoOooOOooOOooOOOOoOoOOoO THIS POISON IVY IS MAKING MY EYELIDS HEAVY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-21.txt #271 DROMEDARY (Tue, 2000 Mar 21) _______\\__ I PREFER TO BE CALLED "DROMEDARY" (_. _ ._ _/ BECAUSE I READ IT IN A BOOK '-' \__. / PLUS IT SOUNDS WAY GAYER / / / / .--. .--. ( ( / '' \/ '' \ " \ \_.' \ ) || _ './ |\ \ ___.'\ / '-./ .' \ |/ \| / )|\ |/ // \\ |\ __// \\__ //\\ /__/ mrf\__| .--_/ \_--. /__/ \__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-09.txt #259 THE FISTING SWING (Thu, 2000 Mar 9) ? ? | | | | | | | | | | | | =====(()())===== //\\ // \\ // \\ // ,, \\ // /\\\ \\ // //\\\\ \\ I'M SWAYING IN THE FISTING SWING // m m \\ / // (.) (.) \\ / (( )) \\ L // \\ \_/ // \\ // \\ w // \\ // \\ // \\ // (||) || || /\ || /\ //\\ || //\\ // \\ || // \\ // \\ || // \\ // \\ || // \\ // \\||// \\ // \II/ \\ , // \\ , \\// \\// \/ \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-14.txt #295 PHASES OF THE MOON (Fri, 2000 Apr 14) _..._ .' ::::. : :::::: LAST QUARTER OR ONLY HALF-GAY : :::::: `. :::::' `-.::'' _..._ .' .::::. : :::::::: WANING PISSDICKS : :::::::: `. '::::::' jgs `-.::'' _..._ .:::::::. ::::::::::: NEW MOON (THE GAYEST OF ALL) ::::::::::: `:::::::::' `':::'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-21.txt #516 PINCHY (Tue, 2000 Nov 21) ___ __ _{___{__}\ {_} `\) {_} ` _.-''''--.._ {_} //'.--. \___`. { }__,_.--~~~-~~~-~~-::.---. `-.\ `.) `-.{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_// -- 8;=- ` JUST CALL ME `-:,_.:,_:,_:,.`\\._ ..'=- , PINCHY // // // //`-.`\` .-'/ jgs << << << << \ `--' /----) ^ ^ ^ ^ `-.....--''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-09.txt #504 BILL THE CAT (Thu, 2000 Nov 9) # # # # ### ## # # # # ## #### # ## # # # #### ######## # ## ### # # # ## # ## # ### ## # ## # ### ### ## ## # #### ### # # # ## # # # # ### ## ############# # # # ## ### # # # # ## ### ## ### # # ## # ## ### # ### ## # ## # ## # # #### # ## #### ### ##### # # ## # # # ##### # # # # # # # ## # ##### # ## # # # # ## ### # ### # # # ## # ## # ## ## ##### ## I WAS # ## # # ## ##### ## NEVER ###### # # # # ### ### FUNNY ## # # # # ###### ## ## # ##### # ##### ### ## ## # ## ## ## # ## ## # ### #### ### #### # # #### # # ######## ##### # ## ### # ### # #### ## # ### #### ## ## ### ### ## ## # ## #### # ## ## ## # # ## # # # ## # # # # ################## ### # ## # # ### # # ## #### ## ## ### #### # #### ## # ## ##### # ## # ## # ## ## ##### # ### ## # ## #### ## # ### ## ##### # ######### # #### # # # # # ## ## ## # # # # ## # # # # ## ## # # # # # ## # # ### # # ##### # ## ##### ## # #### # ## ##### ## ### # ######## # ##### # ### # # ## # # # ##### # ###### # ####### File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-14.txt #417 DISGUSTING FETISH (Mon, 2000 Aug 14) | || | )) I HAVE A FUCKING DISGUSTING FETISH | || | ((((() AND THEREFORE I SHOULD BE IN PRISON | || |((((((() / | || | \ @ J | || | L /\___ / /\ \ &_/\/ / /\ / / \ \ /\/ | | / / \ \ |: | | Ooooo/ \ooooO |: | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-30.txt #220 FRACTAL POO (Sun, 2000 Jan 30) \ `\,/ .-'-. I'M A FRACTAL ' ` POO `. .' `._ .-~ ~-. _,' ( )' '.( ) `._ _ / .' ( )--' `-. .' ; . .' '.; () `.-.` ' .' ----*-----; .' .`-'. , `. ' '. .'; () (_)- .-' `. ; ,' `-' \ `. (_). .'(_) .' '-._ _.-' `. .' `. ^aNT ' ; `-,-' /`\ /` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-24.txt #214 POP QUIZ (Mon, 2000 Jan 24) -------- __@ __@ __@ __@ __~@ ----- _`\-,_ _`\<,_ _`\<,_ _`\<,_ _`\<,_ ---- (*)/ (*) (*)/ (*) (*)/ (*) (*)/ (*) (*)/ (*) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ POP QUIZ !!!!!!!!!!! WHO'S GAYEST ?????????????????? WHY THE ONE WITH THE BONER OF COURSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-05.txt #347 CALL THE ENCLAVE (Mon, 2000 Jun 5) /\ ____ CALL THE ENCLAVE <> ( oo ) / <>_| ^^ |_ <> @ \ /~~\ . . _ | /~~~~\ | | /~~~~~~\/ _| | |[][][]/ / [m] |[][][[m] |[][][]| |[][][]| |[][][]| |[|--|]| |[| |]| ======== ========== |[[ ]]| ========== File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-28.txt #431 DOGGIE STYLE (Mon, 2000 Aug 28) _.--. / . ``u I LIKE IT "DOGGIE STYLE" !!! \__) _/ GET IT ?!?!?!?!?? | --' / | WELL TELL ME BECAUSE I ,' \ SURE AS FUCK DON'T ,' | / ___\ |/ | ' \| || __| ,' /| || ,`__. < _)))_))) gnv (,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-18.txt #208 CROTCH HAIR (Tue, 2000 Jan 18) _ \"-._ _.--"~~"--._ \ " ^. ___ / \.-~_.-~ .-----' /\/"\ /~-._ / IF YOU THINK MY HAIR / __ _/\-.__\L_.-/\ "-. LOOKS FUNNY YOU SHOULD /.-" \ ( ` \_o>" \\ W // < / /~---~\ \ /_ | | _\ ~-. | | .-~ ; \ / i /___ /\ /\ ___\ ~-. / \_/ \ .-~ V V File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-19.txt #209 LITTLE BIRDIE (Wed, 2000 Jan 19) ____ ___ ____ _ ______ / ___/ _ \ / ___| |/ / ___| | | | | | | | | ' /\___ \ | |__| |_| | |___| . \ ___) | \____\___/ \____|_|\_\____/ ,-~-. < ^ ; ~, (_ _, J~~> CC File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-10.txt #352 COW PARACHUTIST (Sat, 2000 Jun 10) ...---... ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / WHEN I GET DOWN ON THE GROUND \ | / WE'RE GOING AT IT LIKE THERE'S \ | /(__) NO TOMORROW AND ROLLING STONE \|/ (oo) SAID SODOMY WAS OUT OF STYLE /---++--\/ / | || || OR HEY WE COULD JUST HAVE A LATTE * ||-++-|| ^^ ^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-29.txt #432 GARFIELD IS (Tue, 2000 Aug 29) ...ooooo. ..---##o .--^""#########o ..o--" .o##### .."-. ..-^" .o###########^" .o######## ..."^o ^. .o^" o##^"#"#"#"#"## .o#^:^:^:^:# "^-:^.# .o#:- o^" "-"-"-"-##.o^"-^" " " :# .-^"" ::#"##o#^. -""..---------...":^-------. o#^.^.#:" -:.-:^:"oo^ .-" ""o ^:^#:#" ..o:^o:#o:##"" o" "o # "-o. o"." ^"-"^-"" # # # .#. .^o"o:-. . # .^ #o-#-# .#^.^.^#^#^ # ...o: .....o""o^o"# #^ "-"- " #""""^####^""""".-"#####^"""" o" ^.^.^o "#"o"o .#--""" ^.. ..oo###oo. ..-" o:o"o^ ^-o:o". .^" """"""" ::^^^^^::""""" ^.#-# "^o:-:-# - .. .o-" "--.. . ^.^ "-:-:^o """""" """" o" "^-^#. .o^#........................... ..-" """"" "" """" O N E F A T F U C K File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-04.txt #346 HOBBES (Sun, 2000 Jun 4) ,-._,,_,-. ((`,-""-.')) |=,'""`.=| |=|O__O|=| CALVIN AND I ARE ;`-'(__)`-'; MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS ',_ -. _,` IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN > ,`--',-. >; ;=-=\ =| ;,='| =| | ==| =| }`=-| =| |`==| HURRRR HERE COMES THE GAY LOVE =| ;===| '| | \-. '| \ `--< (=\ \_)-' |=`.___/=| |`=|`=-j=| hjw ,-'`_|`=-|=( (i_,' `==(-=\ (i_i_____)==\ __)`=) (`.`=/ `--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-25.txt #215 CALL A COP (Tue, 2000 Jan 25) HELP I'M BEING ASSFUCKED ___ ___ / \,~~~~./ \ __ ( ( ) )Oo\ __ \_ @ @ _/ _/ /oO\_____\ Y // / \_/ ) / \ /( \ / /___/_ _\/__\ \ hjw ' ______) (_____ ' `97 '_______) . (_______' '______) (______' __'_____) (_____'__ / ,-------. \ __/ / \ \__ ( / \ ) \) / \ (/ \__/ \__/ THIS REALLY HURTS CALL A COP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-01.txt #404 UP PERISCOPE (Tue, 2000 Aug 1) UP PERISCOPE JOLLY GOOD OLD CHAP \ YOU'RE SPORTING A NO-NONSENSE ////\ (((( / /( o o O-O-) \ o/ \- / /\|/\ () /\|/\ // ' \\ || // . \\ ======================== File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-15.txt #418 ALIEN SPACE SHIP (Tue, 2000 Aug 15) o8Oo./ THE ALIEN SPACE SHIP HAS ARRIVED LET THE GAYNESS BEGIN ._o8o8o8Oo_. \========/ `------' hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-31.txt #221 I SHIT MYSELF (Mon, 2000 Jan 31) (()__(() / \ I THINK ( / \ \ I SHIT \ o o / MYSELF (_()_)__/ \ / _,==.____ \ ( |--| ) /\_.|__|'-.__/\_ / ( / \ \ \ ( / ) '._____) / (((____.--(((____/mrf File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-08.txt #503 J.R. "BOB" DOBBS (Wed, 2000 Nov 8) @@@@@@@^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@^ ~^ @ @@ @ @ @ I ~^@@@@@@ @@@@@ ~ ~~ ~I @@@@@ @@@@' ' _,w@< @@@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@w___,w@@@@@@@@ @ @@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I @@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@*@[ i @@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@[][ | ]@@@ I'M A @@@@ ~_,,_ ~@@@@@@@~ ____~ @ @@@ PAEDOPHILE @@@@ _~ , , `@@@~ _ _`@ ]L J@@@ @@@@ , @@w@ww+ @@@ww``,,@w@ ][ @@@@ @@@@, @@@@www@@@ @@@@@@@ww@@@@@[ @@@@ @@@@@_|| @@@@@@P' @@P@@@@@@@@@@@[|c@@@@ @@@@@@w| '@@P~ P]@@@-~, ~Y@@^'],@@@@@@ @@@@@@@[ _ _J@@Tk ]]@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@,@ @@, c,,,,,,,y ,w@@[ ,@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ i @w ====--_@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@`,P~ _ ~^^^^Y@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@^^=^@@^ ^' ,ww,w@@@@@ _@@@@@@@@@@ @@@_xJ~ ~ , @@@@@@@P~_@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @, ,@@@,_____ _,J@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@L `' ,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-20.txt #515 SHIT (Mon, 2000 Nov 20) . , |\/| bd "n. / _,"n.___.,--x. '\ Y ~~ \ L 7| H l--'~\\ (|| H l H |`' H [ H [ ____//,]____//,]___ ____ _ _ ___ _____ / ___|| | | |_ _|_ _| \___ \| |_| || | | | ___) | _ || | | | |____/|_| |_|___| |_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-15.txt #296 MISSING KIM (Sat, 2000 Apr 15) .---. .---. ME MISS KIM! : : o : / _..-: o : :-.._ / .-'' ' `---' `---' " ``-. .' " ' " . " . ' " `. : '.---.,,.,...,.,.,.,..---. ' ; `. " `. .' " .' `. '`. .' ' .' `. `-._ _.-' " .' .----. `. " '"--...--"' . ' .' .' o `. .'`-._' " . " _.-'`. : o : .' ```--.....--''' ' `:_ o : .' " ' " " ; `.;";";";' ; ' " ' . ; .' ; ; ; ; ' ' ' " .' .-' ' " " ' " " _.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-08.txt #258 THE BEATLES (Wed, 2000 Mar 8) ////\\ //||\\ //\|\\ ///||\ /`O-O' ` @ @\ //o o// a a ] > ) | ( _) - - - ~ John-------Paul----George---FUCKFACE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-01.txt #282 GET IT BACK OUT (Sat, 2000 Apr 1) I JAMMED A HACKY SACK UP MY ASS AND I DON'T / THINK I CAN GET IT __---__ / BACK OUT _- _--______ __--( / \ )XXXXXXXXXXXXX_ --XXX( O O )XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX- /XXX( U ) XXXXXXX\ /XXXXX( )--_ XXXXXXXXXXX\ /XXXXX/ ( O ) XXXXXX \XXXXX\ XXXXX/ / XXXXXX \__ \XXXXX---- XXXXXX__/ XXXXXX \__---- - ---___ XXX__/ XXXXXX \__ --- -- --__/ ___/\ XXXXXX / ___---= -_ ___/ XXXXXX '--- XXXXXX --\/XXX\ XXXXXX /XXXXX \XXXXXXXXX /XXXXX/ \XXXXXX _/XXXXX/ \XXXXX--__/ __-- XXXX/ --XXXXXXX--------------- XXXXX-- \XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX- --XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-29.txt #310 LORD ALIVE (Sat, 2000 Apr 29) LORD ALIVE AM I GAY __----~~~~~~~~~~~------___ . . ~~//====...... __--~ ~~ -. \_|// |||\\ ~~~~~~::::... /~ ___-==_ _-~o~ \/ ||| \\ _/~~- __---~~~.==~||\=_ -_--~/_-~|- |\\ \\ _/~ _-~~ .=~ | \\-_ '-~7 /- / || \ / .~ .~ | \\ -_ / /- / || \ / / ____ / | \\ ~-_/ /|- _/ .|| \ / |~~ ~~|--~~~~--_ \ ~==-/ | \~--===~~ .\ ' ~-| /| |-~\~~ __--~~ |-~~-_/ | | ~\_ _-~ /\ / \ \__ \/~ \__ _--~ _/ | .-~~____--~-/ ~~==. ((->/~ '.|||' -_| ~~-/ , . _|| -_ ~\ ~~---l__i__i__i--~~_/ _-~-__ ~) \--______________--~~ //.-~~~-~_--~- |-------~~~~~~~~ //.-~~~--\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-20.txt #270 JOURNAL ENTRY (Mon, 2000 Mar 20) ___ ____ /' --;^/ ,-_\ \ | / JOURNAL ENTRY #47: STILL STUCK / / --o\ o-\ \\ --(_)-- ON THIS HORRIBLE ISLAND WITH NO /-/-/|o|-|\-\\|\\ / | \ BONG OR LIGHTER OR MARIJUANA '` ` |-| `` ' FOR THAT MATTER. TRIED TO BEAT |-| MYSELF TO DEATH WITH A COCONUT BUT |-|O IT WAS REALLY JUST A LOWERCASE "O" |-(\,__ AND NOT UP TO THE TASK. WON'T ...|-|\--,\_.... SOMEBODY PLEASE RESCUE ME ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,. ~,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, ______ --------- _____ ------ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-22.txt #272 MONKEY SHIT (Wed, 2000 Mar 22) ____ ____ /' | | \ / / | | \ \ / / | | | \ \ : / | """" |\ \ SOME MONKEY TOOK A BIG SHIT HERE | / / /^\ /^\ \ _| WHY I HAVE TO CLEAN UP FOR ~ | | | | | | ~ EVERYBODY ELSE ON THIS GOD'S | |__O|__|O__| | GREEN EARTH I'LL NEVER KNOW /~~ \/ ~~\ / ( | ) \ _--_ /, `\___/^\___/' \ _--_ /~ ~\ / -____-|_|_|-____-\ /~ ~\ /____--------/~~~~\---/~~~~\ -----------_____ --~~~ ^ | | | | - : ~:~-_ ___-----~~~~~~~~| / `^-^-^' `^-^-^' : ~\ /' ____/--------| -- ; | /~~~------~~~~~~~~~| ; : : | ----------/--------| : , ; . |---\\--------------| : - . : : |______________-__| : , , : /'~----___________| __ \\\ ^ ,, ;; ;; ;._-~ ~~~-----____________________________________----~~~ jurcy File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-17.txt #298 FAT BITCH (Mon, 2000 Apr 17) . ---._ .' '. : .. : ' _- _ '. ; GLHGALHAGHLGAHGAHLGA I'M A FAT BITCH '.'/ ', '--.' < . \--.__ _ : \~ .'. : ', '. ; "'. ' '-.: / '\ '. \ _.--''---. \ --''--..-''''--..__ ' _| ' \ @ / '..---'"---.\ \------.._ ( .-' : :'''--' ._ . : '-.. '..' : '._::'. .---:..:._..---. .'-._ ' .__ - .'-._ .' ) \.___.' '''-. .' '._ '. _.--'..-' '---. '-.._ _.-' ch1x0r555 '-....----'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-03.txt #284 HARD TO TALK (Mon, 2000 Apr 3) __ __ (__\ ------- /__) \/ \/ / \_____/ \ BHAGHLBHAGUGH <<::. CBR .::> IT'S HARD TO TALK \:( )_( ):/ WITH A BIG FAT *-|`-- --'|-* COCK IN YOUR MOUTH \ | | / | |/#\| | : ||#|| : \||#||/ |#| \#/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-22.txt #517 THIS KIWI (Wed, 2000 Nov 22) |\ /| ___| \,,/_/ AHEM ---__/ \/ \ __ _ __--/ (D) \ THIS KIWI ON MY BACK / ('>- _ -/ (_ \ IS A FUCKING FAGGOT \__/ // / \_ / ==\ __------- L\_ ___--/ / \_ O o) IT'S A SECRET / / \==/ / / PASS IT ON || ) \_/\ || / _ / | | | /--______ ___\ /\ : | / __- - _/ ------ | | \ \ | - - / | | \ ) | | - | | ) | | | | | | | | | | | | < | | | |_/ < | /__\ < \ after /__\ /___\ -Jurcy- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-03.txt #406 KIM STORIES (Thu, 2000 Aug 3) BLAH BLAH BLAH NO FUCKING DUH I NEVER SHUT UP I'M TIRED OF YOUR KIM STORIES \ / ______ _____ \ \. ./ /| |`\_____\ /_____/ | |` | | | | '| __-====-__ | | | | | | (~< >~>_| | | | | |_ __-====-__ {~~-====--~~: \ | | | | / (~< >~> !~~------~~/----`+----/ \----+----\~~-====--~~! \ \___ / \ ___/ / >------\ \ < > / /------< <_________________> <_________________> File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-01-27.txt #217 DRIVEN BY A (Thu, 2000 Jan 27) I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE .-----------. ; : _ _________ _ (_)'---------`(_) |o .#########. o| `-----|ANT|-----' ^aNT `-' `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-17.txt #420 AFTER BAYWATCH AND SEAQUEST (Thu, 2000 Aug 17) $%%%$%$%$%$%$ $%$% $%$%$%$%$%$ %$%$ %%$%$%$%$% $/ ___ ___ \$ MOM LAST NIGHT AFTER BAYWATCH AND %$| / O \ / O \ |%$ AND SEAQUEST I THOUGHT FOR SURE $%| | | | | |$% I'D HAVE DREAMS ABOUT WATER AND %/ \% WET MYSELF BUT I DIDN'T - SEE HOW | (. .) | MY SHEETS ARE ALL DRY? THAT'S | | CAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE AN ACCIDENT. | | SEE - HOW THEY'RE DRY? FEEL HOW | )----------( | THEY'RE NOT EVEN DAMP. AND I MADE ----\ /---- MY BED TOO. ARE THOSE FIG NEWTONS / \___ ___/ \ THE REGULAR FIG NEWTONS OR THE \__________/ OTHER KIND? OH GRODY. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-12.txt #354 WAY OVER HERE (Mon, 2000 Jun 12) ,,,,,, i miss kim o#'9MMHb':'-,o, \ .oH":HH$' "' ' -*R&o, \ dMMM*""'`' .oM"HM?. ,MMM' "HLbd< ?&H\ .:MH ."\ ` MM MM&b . "*H - &MMMMMMMMMH: . dboo MMMMMMMMMMMM. . dMMMMMMb *MMMMMMMMMP. . MMMMMMMP *MMMMMP . `#MMMMM MM6P , ' `MMMP" HM*`, ' :MM .- , \ '. `#?.. . ..' \ -. . .- EVEN FUCKING WAY OVER ''-.oo,oo.-'' HERE WE KNOW THAT YOU FREAK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-06.txt #348 WHY I HANG OUT WITH YOU (Tue, 2000 Jun 6) DID I MENTION THAT I KNOW I DON'T KNOW WHY THE KARATE AND CAN PUT YOU IN FUCK I HANG OUT WITH A NON-LETHAL MODIFIED YOU ANYWAY CHOKE HOLD \ / \ / _ _ \. _(9> <6)_ ,/ \==_) (_==/ -'= ='- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-07.txt #349 OUCH (Wed, 2000 Jun 7) ##### | ##### # _ _ #|# _ _ # ENORMOUS COCK AND BALLS # | # | ############ # # FLYING UP YOU AT HIGH SPEEDS | # # # # WAIT WHERE DID THE PROPELLER | | # # | | COME FROM | | # # | | | | # .-. # | #( O )# | | | | ################. .############### | ## _ _|____| ### |_ __| _ ## OUCH # | | # # | | | | | | | | # ###################################### AHGHLBHALGUGHLUGH HELP # # ##### OOOOOOO|OOOOOOO U File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-06-13.txt #355 THINK (Tue, 2000 Jun 13) J U S T ,--., .-=~\ .-=~\ '. \`'-..___| -. .' )} .' )} `'--..__`'--.,____,/ / // / // _.--|"'---.-~~ { // _ { / _-^ | | .;' (_) | .;' / |_ |_.-~ _ _ |_.-~ { (_) '-|/.-._ / \ / \.-._ '-|/.-._ | | |=/~-,\ `|| `| /~-,\ |=/~-,) {, |{ }) || |{ }) |{_./{ \\ || || || || || |/ ~^\\ \^.__ || |) || || |) || |) ^-._^~~--..__.-^ ( ^) / ( ^) ( ^) / ( ^) / ^~~--...-' "" (^) "" "" (^) "" (^) . . . 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W8N888WWWWWWWW88888W XRBRXX. . . .... ""XXXXXMM::::. . W8@889WWWWWM8@8N8W . . :RRXx. . ``...''' MMM::.:. . W888N89999888@8W . . ::::"RXV . : . ..''''' MMMm::. . WW888N88888WW . . mmMMMMMRXx ..' . ""MMmm . . WWWWWWW . :. :,miMM""" : ""` . . . ""MMMMmm . . . . ._,mMMMM""" : ' . : . ""MMMMMMMMMMMMM""" . : . ' . . . . . . . . . . . . -><- I SEE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME AND NOT BUYING MY "I'M THE VICTIM" STANCE TIME FOR MORE DRASTIC ACTION: THE "I'M REALLY AWFULLY FAT AND CAN'T MOVE AROUND WITHOUT OUTSIDE HELP" STANCE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-08-02.txt #405 REALLY BLOATED UP (Wed, 2000 Aug 2) .eeeee. .ee$b. 4$$$$$$. ^$$$$$$bc 4$$$$$$$c "$$$$$$$$c JESUS CHRIST I REALLY BLOATED 4$$$$$$$$c *$$$$$$$$$c UP LIKE A BLIMP OVER THE HOLIDAYS 4$$$$$$$$$c ^$$$$$$$$$$$c 4$$$$$$$$$$b "$$$$$$$$$$$$e... 4$$$$$$$$$$$b.ee$****""""""""*"**$*eec. 4$$$$$$$$$P*"" 3. ""**e. 4$$$$$$*" $ ""%. 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IT MEANS NO TAURUS DICKS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-11-23.txt #518 QUEER RIGHTS (Thu, 2000 Nov 23) |__ --==/////////////[})))==* |\ ' ,| I FIGHT FOR `\`\ //|' QUEER RIGHTS ,| \ `\ //,/' EVERYWHERE -~ | ) _-~~~\ |/ / |' _-~ / , )( /' ) | \ / /' _-~ _/_-~| (( ) ; /` ' )/ /'' _ -~ _-~ ,/' ) )( `~~\ `\\/'/|' __--~~__--\ _-~ _/, ((___) / ~~ \ /~ __--~~ --~~ __/~ _-~ / | | | ) | ' / __--~~ \-~~ _-~ \(\ __--( _/ |'\ / --~~ __--~' _-~ ~| ( ((~~ __-~ \~\ / ___---~~ ~~\~~__--~ `~~\~~~~~~ `\-~ \~\ / __--~~~'~~/ ;\ __--~ ~-/ ~~~~~__\__---~~.,,, ;;;;;;;;' / ---~~~/__-----_;;;;;;;;,, ;;;;;;;' / ----~~/ \ `;;;;;;;;;;;;, ;;;;' ( ---~~/ `:::| `;;;;;;;;;;;;;;. |' _ `----~~~~' / `:| ;;;;;;;' `;;' ______/\/~ | / / `;;;;; `; /~;;.____/;;' / ___----( `;;;/ ;;;" / // _;______;'------~~~~~ |;;/\ / ;; // \ \ / ,| \;;,\ ` (<_ \ \ /',/-----' _> \_| \\_ //~;~~~~~~~~~ \_| (,~~ TX \~\ ~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-02.txt #283 KEYSTONE (Sun, 2000 Apr 2) . . !\ _ HOLY FUCK l\/ ( /(_ _ \`--" _/ . \~") (_,/) _)/. ,\,/ _____,-"~ \ / "~"-._____ ,-~" "~-. . " . ,-~" "~-. ,^ ^. `. .' ,^ ^. / \ ^ / \ Y___________________Y Y___________________Y | |^~"|^ _ ^|"~^| | | |"~"|^ _ ^|"~"| | | ! l (_) ! ! l | ! l (_) ! ! | l \ `\.___,/' / ! l \ `\.___,/' / ! \ ^. ,^ /! !\ ^. ,^ / ^. ~-------~ ,^\`v-v'/^. ~-------~ ,^ _)~-._______,-~ }---{ ~-._______,-~(_ .--"~ ,-^7' / \ `Y^-, ~"--. / (_,/ ,/' `\. \._) ___ \ \_____.,--"~~~"--..,__ ___,..--<"~ ~"-.,___/ / ( __,--~ _.._""~~~~"" ,-" "-.`\ /~.-" `._"--~_,.--"~ \ / \ `---' / "~"" \ / "-.__,/ `L ]' DRINK KEYSTONE l ! j___L -Row GAHBHAGLHBLAHLUG (_____) | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-04-16.txt #297 SUBMARINE (Sun, 2000 Apr 16) |`-:_ BUHHHHH ,----....____ | `+. / ( ````----....|___ | \ _ ````----....____ \ _) ```---.._ \ \ )`.\ )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. ) -' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-03-23.txt #273 STAND BACK PEOPLE (Thu, 2000 Mar 23) :! . 'h X!> xX ML.'!!X!'X/!X .M> `!!H!!!``X H>~M!M> /?~:!!!?f X"M?~X:~"! TOO GAY !: ~!! .X ~X~ .! FOR WORDS '"H:!! "" ~X:Hf" MUST LICK DICK /MMX~ "*** '!MM! X!!X!!~ 'X < ` 'M``X \ '--' \ \/ .' '. # = Y =/ \ / \ \ `#-..!.-' \ \ \ `\ \\ ) /> / \ \\ / /`/ /`__ \ \\__ jgs (____)))_))) \__))) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-10.txt #474 GIVE A HOOT (Tue, 2000 Oct 10) __________ / ___ ___ \ / / @ \/ @ \ \ HOOT HOOT \ \___/\___/ /\ HOW ABOUT A NICE \____\/____/|| FAT DICK IN YOUR / /\\\\\// UGLY FAT MOUTH | |\\\\\\ \ \\\\\\ \______/\\\\ _||_||_ -- -- Unknown File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-25.txt #459 GOING RIGHT BACK (Mon, 2000 Sep 25) .----. .' \__ '. THERE BETTER | __| _ : BE PUSSY OUT V\/(0I0\/ |/ HERE OR I'M \ : / ' GOING RIGHT BACK (oYo) IN THIS EGG /` `\__ _| _ Vuu: , |uV\/ \| \_/| : /\ : snd \ -' / '-.___.-' <> = <; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-08.txt #380 IN THE AFTERLIFE (Sat, 2000 Jul 8) BE GAY WITH ME (IN THE AFTERLIFE) C'MON PLEASE I'M MADE OF SLASHES AND BACKSLASHES AND SOME DASHES AND THESE TWO DOTS DO YOU WANT MONEY ___ / \\ /\\ | . . \\ ////\\| || //// \\ ___//\ /// \\ \ /// |\\ | // | \\ \ \ / | \\ \ \ | \\ / / | \/ / | \\/| | \\| | \\ | | |_________\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-20.txt #392 PROJECTED COST (Thu, 2000 Jul 20) o oo o PROJECTED o oooo ooo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ooo COST: "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o $6.95 "$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o SIX MEGATON "o "$$$$$$$$$$o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"$$$$$o PAYLOAD O"""$""$""$"""""""""""""""""""""""" """" $$$$$$o"o o"o"o o " " " " " o $$$$$$o o"o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$$o$oo$ooo$$ "ooo $$$$$$$$ " o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o $ $$$$$$$$"o o FAGGOT o$$$$$$$$$$o"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$oo """ $$$$ o " REPELLANT o$$$$$$$$$$$$o"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o o$$$$$$$ " TRIGGER " $$"" ""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o" $$$$$$" o o o ""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ "$$$""o $ "o o "o $$$ooo """""$""""$"$ o "o" $" "o$$ "$$$$$$$$o$o$" o""$o$o " o " $oo ACUTE EXHAUST " o "$$$$$$$$$"" $$ $$ $$$ GUIDANCE " o "$$$$"" $$$ "$$ SYSTEM " " o "oo "o"$$o o " "o o o o"o"o$$ $ o$$$ o " " "o""o o o "o" o"$$$ " $ $$$$$$$o"" o o" " o "$oo$"$"$"""$""" $ $$$$$$$o" "" SLOBBER " """""""" DEVICE ALL-TERRAIN DRIVE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-19.txt #453 EARTH 2 (Tue, 2000 Sep 19) __--------- ..--.. .----.. --------------: : : : .' ...------- .' __ `. .' ___ `.-----. .-----: : : : : .' .' .' `. `. : .' `. : : : : : : : : `-------- .' .' `. `. : : : : : : : `-------' : : .-------- .' `------' `.: `-----' .' : : : .-------. : : `. .' .----------. `: .----. `. : : : : : : `. `---------.' .' `. : `. `. : : : : : : ~---------.' .' `. : : : : : : : : : ..$$$$$ $$$$~ $$$ A M C $$' $$' 9 8 .$$' $$$' $$' ..%%. .$$$$$$$$$$$$ `$$$""~~~"S$" EVEN CRAPPIER THAN THE REAL THING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-19.txt #330 BUDWEISER (Fri, 2000 May 19) _______ ______ ' ' ' ' ( WHITE ) _______ ( TRASH ) ,_ _____, / \ ,___ __, | | BEER | | \ | | / oO)-. \___ ___/ .-(Oo /__ _\ | /_ __\ \ \( | / | )/ / \__|\ | ()~() | /|__/ ' '--' (-___-) '--' ' ==`-'== Steve File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-10.txt #231 FAG ME UP (Thu, 2000 Feb 10) ____ _.---~~~ ~~--. /' \ ,' | ,' | | /|,|-/. ; `. __/-\' / 'T') ,' '7 ,-( _[/ _(/|,-' ( \_|; ' | `\-\|-._ ~~~ ,' FAG ME UP GOOD | ~----' _,| __L--. \`----~~~.-~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-04.txt #225 DON'T BE SHY TITS (Fri, 2000 Feb 4) $" *. d$$$$$$$P" $ J ^$. 4r " d"b .db P $ e" $ ..ec.. ." *. zP $.zec.. .^ 3*b. *. .P" .@"4F "4 ." d" ^b. *c .$" d" $ % / P $. 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(.\_~_/') (.\_c_/.) ('.,'.`'.) (.'.,'.`.) (.,'.,'',) ('.,'.',) ('.,'.`.) (',.'`.,) ('.`.,') ('.','') (.'.'.') `--'"' `--'"' `--'"' JUST GOT HERE SHUT UP YOU INSIPID AND ALREADY LITTLE SHITS LIKING THE COCKS / BUT YOU GUYS I \ ,,, _,_ _@_ / SERIOUSLY _/. .\_ _/- -\_ _/, ,\_ THINK I MIGHT (.\_o_/.) (.\_-_/.) (,\_e_/') BE GAY (.`,.`'.') (.`,.'.'.) (.`'.,'.') ('.`,'`,) ('.`,'',) ('.','.`) ('.`,'`) ('.','`) (.'.,'.) jgs `--'"` `--'"` `--'"` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-05.txt #226 DRAWING THE LINE (Sat, 2000 Feb 5) I DRAW THE LINE AT ASS PLAY _-. .-_ _..-'( )`-.._ ./'. '||\\. (\_/) .//||` .`\. ./'.|'.'||||\\|.. )*.*( ..|//||||`.`|.`\. ./'..|'.|| |||||\``````` " '''''''/||||| ||.`|..`\. ./'.||'.|||| ||||||||||||. .|||||||||||| ||||.`||.`\. /'|||'.|||||| ||||||||||||{ }|||||||||||| ||||||.`|||`\ '.|||'.||||||| ||||||||||||{ }|||||||||||| |||||||.`|||.` '.||| ||||||||| |/' ``\||/` '\||/'' `\| ||||||||| |||.` |/' \./' `\./ |/\ /\| \./' `\./ `\| V V V }' `\ /' `{ V V V ` ` ` U ' ' ON SECOND THOUGHT WHAT THE HELL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-18.txt #329 WRITER AND EDITOR (Thu, 2000 May 18) ___ ___ ___ ___ ___.---------------. .'\__\'\__\'\__\'\__\'\__,` . ____ ___ \ |\/ __\/ __\/ __\/ __\/ _:\ |`. \ \___ \ \\'\__\'\__\'\__\'\__\'\_`.__|""`. \ \___ \ \\/ __\/ __\/ __\/ __\/ __: \ \\'\__\'\__\'\__\ \__\'\_;-----------------` \\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ : | \|______________________;________________| I PICTURE EACH ONE OF THE CHOCOLATE SQUARES AS ONE OF THE PEOPLE I HATE & THEN I WHEN I EAT THEM THEY CRY & SCREAM & SO I CAN PROVE ONCE & FOR ALL THAT I AM A VAMPIRE & SYSTEM NINJA & A WRITER & EDITOR OF A FAMOUS EZINE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-11.txt #232 STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN (Fri, 2000 Feb 11) GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY OR I'LL PLAY STAIRWAY #########\ #########\ #(=====)# | /// #(=====)# | ######### | _(oo)_ ######### | #-------# | // \/ // #-------# | #| - |# | -- __________//____//__________-- #| - |# | #|( O )|# | -- -- /-/\- -+/ -+- -+- /-/\- -+/| -- -- #|( O )|# | #| - |# | -- -- / /( o ) / ^^^ /// / /( o ) / / -- -- #| - |# | #|-----|# |-- / & - o/ ^^^ /// / & - o/ / --#|-----|# | #########/ |#########|#########|########|/ #########/ I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'LL DO IT FORK IT OVER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-18.txt #452 EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA (Mon, 2000 Sep 18) THE WORST EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA EVER _ _ . . : `.--.' ; _....,_ .' `. _..--'"' `-._ o : * : :_.-'" .`. ; . - : 6 6 : : '.; * 0 : : `..'; . , o `: .----. :' ; . o . * `._Y _.' ' ; o . ; 'U' .' `. ; ; * `: ;`-..___ `. .'`. . ; , jgs _: : : ```"''"'``. `. `. .' ;..' .' `.'` ; `.......' `........-'` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-21.txt #393 FAGGOT DRAGON (Fri, 2000 Jul 21) . . \\ / \ ! \ ! \ /\ /\/\ .! L ! '.' ! .( ( )/\. /' \ / / ......<*) /\. / \ /' /' .-.-.-.-. '+++\. /\/' \/' /' -'-'-'-'- .+++/' ./. /\........./ \........ """"""" '\ !' \ / \ / \ ! ! /.... ....\ / /'/ "---------------" \ RUSS /"" /./ /"' ============================================================ LOOK AT THAT FAGGOT DRAGON POUND THEM ON DOWN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-09.txt #381 SUPER GAY IN EFFECT (Sun, 2000 Jul 9) ____________________________________ ______________ |------|------| __ __ __ | ___________ | () | | FAGS | SUCK | || | | | | | | | | | | ___| |------|------| || | | | | | | |____| |____| || D | | DICK | SUCK | || |__| |__| |__| ________________ ||| I | |------|------| | ________ ______ ______ | SUCK A COCK | ||| P | | FAGS | LICK | |SUPER | |______| |______| | FOR JESUS | ||| S | |------|------| || |FUCKING | |______| |______| |________________| |||___| | GAY | BONG | || |GAY IN | ________________ ___| |------|------| || |EFFECT | LOW->| /\ DICKLICKING| _________ | H | | FAGS | WANG | -------- BIOS | \/ (1) ||_________| | O | |------|------| || ______ J ______ |________________| _________ | M | | FAGS | DONG | || |______| 2 |______| ________________ |_________| |___| |------|------| || ________ ______ | /\ KILL YOURSE| ___| | FAGS | SUCK | |________| |______|| \/ (2) | _________ | O | |------|------| () HIGH->|________________| |_________| | S | | FAGS | DUHH | ________ _________ _____________ _________ | ! | |______|______|__ |________| |_________| |_____________| |_________| |___| | __ QUEERVGA-1623D _ () | |LLLLLLLLLLLLLL| |LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL| |___| | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-24.txt #458 CINCO DE MANGO (Sun, 2000 Sep 24) ,-------------. / \ / __ __ \ | /,--. ,--.\ | IS IT CINCO DE | \ | __ | / | MANGO AGAIN ALREADY???? | `-' / \`-/ | \__ |_/\_| __/ /_ _\ | |,-.,-.,-.| | THIS IS GETTING `-'| || || |`-' OLD FAST, PEOPLE ,-.`-'`-'`-',-. \_|_,-.,-.,-|_/ | |_|_||_||_| hjw `--______--' `97 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-30.txt #464 PINTO (Sat, 2000 Sep 30) o_,/T~~T~~T\___ STOP STARING IT'S /-'[ _ _ | A FUCKING PINTO OKAY /`> `(_)-----(_)-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-11.txt #475 COMPARE AND CONTRAST (Wed, 2000 Oct 11) _\|||/_ / @@\ ( > <----- Young \ @/ _||_ ~~.~ / \ @ @ @ @ \ >/ <------ Old ( ~~) /( )\ / ( ) \ () . <------ GAY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-05.txt #469 HI (Thu, 2000 Oct 5) ****** ****** *************** * ** * ** * ** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ****** * ****** * *************** * ****** * ****** * **************** ****** * ****** * *************** ****** * ****** * ***** * ******************* * ***** * ******************* * ******* ******* ******************* * * ***** * ** ****** * ****** * * ****** * * ****** * ****** * * ***** * * ****** * ****** * *************** * ******* ******* **************** ****** ****** *************** SUCK OFF A CHRISTIAN TODAY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-13.txt #477 LOSERS DOT NUTS (Fri, 2000 Oct 13) ... $$$$ zd$*" $$$F zP"".eee 3$$ z$.e$**$$ ^$$$be. e$$bc $$$*" z$" ^"" d$$$*$b """.$$" $$" $b z. ^" '$ 4$ d$$rze$ $bc.z$$ $P*$$P" DOT NUTS *$$$$" $F $F . ^""" "b Jbd$$. .e$" .. *$$$$P".e. .e*"".e$$ *$*" . 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"$e..4$$.^$$P*" zP *bc.""*$$$F .zd$*" "*$ee$$$$ ^"" """"" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-07.txt #471 EQUALS (Sat, 2000 Oct 7) ____________ /` _______ `\ SEVEN PLUS THREE | [______O.] | TIMES EIGHTY-SIX | | DIVIDED BY TWO | """"""""" "" | HUNDRED EQUALS | [][][][][][] | I LIKE DICKS | [][][][][][] | | [][][][]||[] | | [][][][]||[] | jgs \____________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-26.txt #460 FOR QUARTERS (Tue, 2000 Sep 26) ____ o8%8888, o88%8888888. 8'- -:8888b 8' 8888 d8.-=. ,==-.:888b >8 `~` :`~' d8888 88 ,88888 88b. `-~ ':88888 888b ~==~ .:88888 88888o--:':::8888 `88888| :::' 8888b 8888^^' 8888b d888 ,%888b. d88% %%%8--'-. /88:.__ , _%-' --- - '''::===..-' = --. ` I SUCK COCK FOR QUARTERS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-23.txt #395 NOT THE SAME PICTURE (Sun, 2000 Jul 23) www /n n\ /\ |/^\| / \ | , | ^||^ \_/ || _U_ || NO THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING /` `''-----'P3 ELEPHANTITIS PICTURE GODDAMMIT / |. .|''-----"|| \'| | || \| | || E | || /#####\ || /#####\ || ||| || ||| || ||| || ||| gem || molom Ll File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-07.txt #228 GRANT YOU THREE DICKS (Mon, 2000 Feb 7) .-=-. / ! )\ I GRANT YOU THREE DICKS __ \__/__/ / _<( ^.^ ) / / \ c /O \ \_.-./=\.-._ _ `-._ `~` `-,./_< `\' \'\`'----' * \ . \ * `-~~~\ . . `-._`-._ * * `~~~-, * () * ) <^^> * ( . .-""-. ) .---. ."-....-"-._ _...---''`/. ' ( (`\ \ .' ``-'' _.-"'` \ \ \ : :. .-' `\`.\: `:. _.' ( .'`.` _.' `` `-..______.-' ):. ( ."-....-". jgs .':. `. "-..______..-" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-13.txt #234 THE MORE YOU KNOW (Sun, 2000 Feb 13) _=______________________-_ =< ' | ========|______________ ATTENTION: \| | ========|______________ / | ========|/ PLEASE CONSIDER SUICIDE | | ========|' |___| ________' THANK YOU '.... / | | |......| \ | "THE MORE YOU KNOW" |......|-____' |......| '.......| |.......| |_______) DZ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-26.txt #337 DON'T LOOK AT ME (Fri, 2000 May 26) ./'. .'\. './ '. .' \.' _.--~~'--.._ './ '. .' \.' _..--'~~--._ .' ~~-._ './.'..'.\.' _.~~ `. .' ,;:::::;, ~-._ .--. _.~ ,;:::::;, `. '`. ,;.-' `-.:; \|~-._.-::::-._.-~;|/ ,;.-' `-.;, `. ' `. ;/ .--. \;' ' (::::::::) ` ,;/ .--. \:; .' `. ' ,;'`. ,;\ `--' /;, //; :::::::: ;\\ ;;\ `--' /;' .' `:, ' `._,;`-. ,;`-.__.-':;' \\; :::::: ;// ,;`-.__.-':;. '`;,_.' `.,;'`. `;::::' )/" :::::: '\( `;:::::;'.'`;.' `.,;'`. .::::. .'`;.' `.,;'`. .'::::::. .-'`;.' DON'T LOOK `.,;'`-. .' :::::: `. .-'`;..' AT ME I DIDN'T `-._,;`--.___ .' :::::: `. _.-'`;_.-' DO IT `-.____.-' `::::' `-.'___.-' .'.;;::::;, \.::./ .;;::::;,`. .',::.-""-.::. \ / ,::.-""-.::.`. / ;:: (_) :;; \/ .:: (_) ::; \ / ;:`-.__.-';; \ ;:`-.__.-';; \ `.`. `::::::::' .' ;::::::::' .'.' `.`._ .'. _.'.' jro `-.;-._______.-' `-._________.-;.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-12-16.txt #541 YOU KNOW (Sat, 2000 Dec 16) _ _ /x\ /x\ /v\x\ /v\/\ \><\x\ /><\x\ /><\x/>/ \ / \ /|/ ,___/| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-12-03.txt #528 RADIO WAVES (Sun, 2000 Dec 3) . . . .'. \ / \ / .'. .' '.' ' -= o =- -= o =- .' ' / | \ / | \ | | | | | | .=====| |=====. |.---.| |.---.| ||=o=|| ||=o=|| || || || || || || || || ||___|| ||___|| |[:::]| jgs |[:::]| '-----' '-----' BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT RADIO WAVES COULD BE GAY BUT HERE WE SEE UNDENIABLE PROOF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-12-17.txt #542 LOOK A DICK (Sun, 2000 Dec 17) , , ,, , , , , , , , , , @@ , , {@@@} , , ' {@@@} , , ,' {@@@} <--- WHO PUT THE DICK , , , {@@@} IN HERE , ,, , {@@@} {@@@} ((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))) oo @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ oo oo @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ oo oo &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& oo oo &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& oo oo **************************** oo ************************** (((((((((((()))))))))))) Carolyn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-27.txt #338 I DON'T KNOW (Sat, 2000 May 27) o o o oo$$$$$$$$$$$oo o o$$$$$$"""""""$$$$$$$$$oooo o$$$$"" oo "$$$$$$$$$$$$o o$$$"" o$"" $$o$$o$$"$$$oo $$$" o$$ oo """$$$"" ""$$$o $$$$ o$" o$$$$o o " "$$$ o$$$" o$" "$o$$$$ o$$$$$$o "$$$ $$$"oo o ""$o oo$"" $$$" o$$$" "$ "$oo$$$$$o oo"" o$$$ WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT $$$" $$" "$$ "" o$" "$$o $$$" o$o $o "$$o $$ $$$" $$$o "$$oo$$ " o$$ "$$$ "$$$oo """" o$"" o$$$" "$$$$o o$"" oo$$$$ "$$$$$$oooo """ oo$$$$$$$ ""$$$$$$$$$$o$oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$ooo$o """$"$"$$$$$$$$"""" """"""o$" $$" ooo$$"" $$ooooo$$$$$$$ """""" $$ "$o "$o "$$o ""$o "$o "$o "$o "$$ "$o $$o "$$ $$o "$o "$o "$oo ""$o "$o "$oo "$o "$oo "$o "$o "$o "$$ "$o $$$ "$o $$ "$o "$o "$$o "$$ "$o "$$o "$oo "$o $$o $$o "$$o $ooo$o """" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-12.txt #233 BOOM RV (Sat, 2000 Feb 12) ,================================. QUICK AM I AN RV OR A BOOM BOX / _______ ___________ \ | ## | o o | |_|_|__|_|__| ## | BZZZZZZZZZT WRONG | #### |_,---._| ||| #### | | ## (o) (O)+++ ## |`--.__ \__________________________________/ hjw \,--[= '=' '=' `97 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-06.txt #227 DRAWN BY A GIRL (Sun, 2000 Feb 6) .,%%%%%,. ..,,,,.. .%%%;%;%;%;%, .,%%%%%%%,%%%%%%,. .,,,,. %%%;a@@@@@a;;,%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,;%%;%;%;%%, %%%;@@@@@@a;,%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,%%%%%%%%%%;a@@@@a;%%% `%%%;@@@a;,%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%;a@@@@;%%% `%%%;;,%%%%%%%%%%%%%% .%%%,%% .%%%%%%%;a@@;%%%' ```%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%;%%%%' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%' #`%%%%%%%%%%' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,. .,%%%%%%%%%% I'M DRAWN BY A GIRL %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%;a@@@@a;a@@@a;%%%%%% `%%%%%%%%%%%;a@@@a@@@@a;a@@a@a;%%%' `%%%%%%%%%;@@@a@@@a@@@;a@a@a@;%%' ..,,. ,sSSSSSs`%%%%%%%;@@@@@@@@@;a@@@@@;%' .,%%%,;;;;, .S@S;;;;;SSs %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%' .,%%%%%%,;;;;;;, S@@SSss;;;;sSs,s@SSSS@,sSSSSSSSSs,.%%%%%%%%%%%,;;;;;;, `S@@SSSSSSs;;Ss@@SSSS@@sSs;;;;;;S@s,%%%%%%%%%%%,;;;;;; .S@@SSSSSSSSSSs@@SSSS@@sSSSSSs;;;@@S,%%%%%%%%%%%%,;;;' S@@SSSSSSSSSSS'`@SSSS@s`SSSSSSSSs@S',%%%%%%%%%%%%%%' %`S@SSSSSSSSS'.SSSssssSSS`SSSSSSS@S'%%,%%%%%%%%%%' .%%%%,""""""%%.sSSSSS^SSSSSs%`SSSSSS'%%%%,%%%%%' .%%%%%%%%%%%%.sSSSSSSS'.sSSSSS,%%"""",%%%%%%,%' .%%%%%%%%%%%.sSSSSSSSS'.SSSSSSSS,%%%%%%%%%%%%%. .%.%.%.%.%.%.SSSSSSSSS',SSSS^SSSSS,%,%%%%%%%%%%% %;;;;;;;;;%,SSSSS^SSSS,,SSS',SSSS'%%%%%%%%%%%%%%, ;;;;;;;;;;;,SSSS'%`SS';%`S'%,SS'%%%%%,%%%%%%%%%%% `;;;;;;;;'%`SS'%%,S'%%%%,%,S'%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%`S,%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,%%%%%%%%%%%' ;%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% .%`%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,%%%%%%%%%%%'% %%%`%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%'%%%. ;%%%%%`%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,%%%%%%%%%'%%%%%%%. %%%%%%%;%:%:%:%:%%%'`%%:%:%:%:%:%%%%%%%%%%, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%. `%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% `%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%. `%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% `%%%%%%%%%%,%%%,%%%,%%%, %%%%%%%%,%%%,%%%,%%,%. `%%%%%,;;;;;;;;;;;;;,%, `%%%%,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,% `%%,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; `%,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; `;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;' `%;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;' `;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;' `;;;;;;;;;;;;;;' ''''''''''' SO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-22.txt #394 POLLY WANNA (Sat, 2000 Jul 22) " " " o " " " " ',' " " '' " " '' " " '' " " ' " " " " " " " ' ((( " " (((( " " " ((((( " """"" "" ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! /\\ ! CC /\\ POLLY WANNA SUCK A COCK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-27.txt #461 DOES SOMEONE HAVE A TISSUE (Wed, 2000 Sep 27) /'. .'\ I APPEAR TO BE \( \__/ )/ HALF RABBIT, HALF ___ / (.)(.) \ ___ VAMPIRE, AND HALF BEE _.-"`_ `-.| ____ |.-` _`"-._ .-'.-'//||`'-.\ V--V /.-'`||\\'-.'-. `'-'-.// || / .___. \ || \\.-'-'` `-.||_.._| |_.._||.-' \ (( )) / BZZZZ I VANT TO ... jgs '. .' OH GOD I'M SPURTING `\/` EVERYWHERE DOES SOMEONE HAVE A TISSUE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-06.txt #470 FISH RULE (Fri, 2000 Oct 6) ,__ FISH RULE AT DICKSUCKING | `'. / BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE __ |`-._/_.:---`-.._ / TO STOP TO BREATHE \='. _/..--'`__ `'-._ \- '-.--"` === / o `', )= ( .--_ | _.' (HURF DUH GILLS) /_=.'-._ {=_-_ | .--`-. /_.' `\`'-._ '-= \ _.' jgs ) _.-'`'-.. _..-'` /_.' `/";';`| \` .'/ '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-12.txt #476 SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY (Thu, 2000 Oct 12) o o |__| (_O_o) _||_ -- DO ME SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY // |\ \'--'/ || | '-'-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-16.txt #480 I'VE BEEN BAD (Mon, 2000 Oct 16) DADDY I'VE BEEN BAD / ,==. |~~~ / 66\ | \c -_) |~~~ `) ( | / \ |~~~ / \ \ | (( /\ \_ |~~~ \\ \ `--`| / / / |~~~ ___ (_(___)_| jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-02.txt #466 HARRY POTTER AND THE WITCH (Mon, 2000 Oct 2) CHECK ME OUT I'M ( " ) APPLYING WHAT I LEARNED ( _ * FROM THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS * ( / \ ___ " " _/ / ( * ) ___/ | ) " _ o)'-./__ * _ ) (_, . $$$ ( ) __ __ 7_ $$$$ ( : { _) '--- $\ ______'___//__\ ____, \ ) ( \_/ _____\_ .' \ \------''. |=' '=| | ) | | | . _/ \ (. ) , / /__I_____\ snd '._/_)_(\__.' (__,(__,_] @---()_.'---@ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-26.txt #398 WELCOME TO IRELAND (Wed, 2000 Jul 26) XXXXXXXXX WELCOME TO IRELAND XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXX X XXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XX X X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX XXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX XXX XXX XX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX X XX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-23.txt #457 FROGS DON'T HAVE BELLY BUTTONS (Sat, 2000 Sep 23) _ _ /o\---/o\ DOES ANYONE ,' | `. ELSE BUT ME | | | KNOW THAT FROGS <`-----------'> DON'T FUCKING HAVE / `. `-----' ,' \ BELLY BUTTONS ?!??!?! / `-------' \ : | _______ | : | `.,' `.,' | ANYONE ?!??!?!? ,`. \ o / ,'. / `. `. ,' ,' \ ^^^^----^^^^-----^^^^----^^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-23.txt #334 WHY DID YOU RAPE ME THERE (Tue, 2000 May 23) WHY DID YOU RAPE ME THERE .-""""""-. .' '. / O O \ : ` : | | sad : .------. : \ ' ' / '. .' jgs '-......-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-02.txt #223 MISTLETOE (Wed, 2000 Feb 2) FUCK MY BROWN ASS ./\. ./\. ) ( ) ( `-._\/_.~` 88 /'`\ ) ( jgs/^aNT `)/` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-16.txt #237 OVER AND OUT (Wed, 2000 Feb 16) FUCK MY ASS BLUE \ ,. '\'\ ,---. \ | \\ l\\l_ // | TEN-FOUR GOOD BUDDY _ \ _ | \\/ `/ `.| | OVER AND OUT /~\\ \ //~\ | Y | | || Y | | \\ \ // | | \| | |\ / | / [ || || ] \ | o|o | > / / ] Y || || Y [ \___\_--_ /_/__/ _/ | \_|l,------.l|_/ | /.-\(____) /--.\ | >' `< | `--(______)----' \ (/~`--____--'~\) / U// U / \ `-_>-__________-<_-' / \ / /| /(_#(__)#_)\ ( .) / / ] \___/__\___/ `.`' / [ /__`--'__\ |`-' | /\(__,>-~~ __) | |__ /\//\\( `--~~ ) _l |--:. '\/ <^\ /^> | ` ( < \\ _\ >-__-< /_ ,-\ ,-~~->. \ `:.___,/ (___\ /___) (____/ (____) `---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-12-13.txt #538 SORRY (Wed, 2000 Dec 13) (__ ___ __ ___) (___ ___ ___) ____ (__ __ ___) (__________)___( )__ (_______) (_ ___ ___) |~~| (_______) WHO FARTED ?!?!?!?!?! |~~' sorry | /~---~/~~~~-----......____|____.....-----~~~~\ / / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ \ / __ / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \ / / / / |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| \ /_/_/_/______________________________________________\ ~~~/_____/________________________________________________\~~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~jro File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-12-07.txt #532 COSBY SHOW (Thu, 2000 Dec 7) WE HAVE BEEN TELEPORTED FORWARD IN TIME WE MUST RETURN TO OUR OWN TIME NOW BUT WOULD LIKE TO SEND A MESSAGE TO OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS THAT WILL ECHO THROUGH THE AGES: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKING CANCELLED THE COSBY SHOW \ `o' _._(_( ' ` _|_(_(/| (/_((_( /\ _ _ ___________ _ , -- . _ _______/}_((_(/__)_ `-. \`. ,-' .^. `-. ~ ~\\_______/ `'. `-.). /,-''"', `""``-.\ ~ `. `. : : / | : : ~ ~ `. ` ,,--'--..|_ .-""-. /, .' ,' """ ""-- -.__ \| - PGMG File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-12-06.txt #531 NO COMMENT (Wed, 2000 Dec 6) ____ '-..-' .-. ___||___ .-/ /-. /_______/| / / / / | || / / / / | o |/ / / / / NO '---`(--' Pru />>=< ( > | \ | || || | / | / \_ _,-> \ | || || // // |___|(__,___._)_,__| /| /| /| /| -- '' -'-'-- '' -'-' miK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-17.txt #238 PUNKY (Thu, 2000 Feb 17) ____ .-'& '-. HEY LOOK / \ : o o ; IT'S THE ROUND-HEADED KID WHO NEVER GOT LAID ( (_ ) : ; EXCEPT WHEN HE GOT CAUGHT WITH CHILD PORNOGRAPHY \ __ / `-._____.-' HE DID THE WHOLE DIME UP IN FOLSOM FOR THAT BIT /`"""`\ / , \ HEY PUNK WHEN DID YOU GET OUT /|/\/\/\ _\ (_|/\/\/\\__) HAW HAW HAW WE MADE PUNKY CRY HE'S CRYING |_______| __)_ |_ (__ GET HIM jgs (_____|_____) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-02-03.txt #224 NEO-NAZI (Thu, 2000 Feb 3) @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@ @@@ @ I'M A NEO-NAZI @@@@@@@@@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@@ @@@ @ @@@@@@@@@ @@@ @ @@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@ @@@@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@ @@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@ @ @@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@ @@@@ @ @@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@ @ @@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@ @@ @@@@@@@@ @@ @ @ @@@@@@@@@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@ @@ @@ @@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@ @@ @@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@ @@@@@@ @ @@@@@ @ @@@@@@ @@ @ @ @ @@@@@ @@ @@@ @ @ @@@@ @@@@@@@ @ @ @ @@ @@@ @ @ @ @ @@ @@@@@@@ @ @ @@ @ @@ @@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@@ @ @@ @@@ @ @@@@ @@@@ @@ @ @@ @@@ @@@@@@@ @@@ @ @ @@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@ @@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@ @ @@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@ @ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@ @@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@@ @@ @@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@ @@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-22.txt #333 CLIMBING OUT (Mon, 2000 May 22) I'M GOING TO CLIMB OUT OF THIS TERMINAL AND SUCK YOUR DICK ______________________________ | % | | ____________/\____________ | ! | | / \ | | `, .-,| | / \ | | : .-\,", .-"".&-_-.=~@;~""-. | | :) ;- ; / _|=( \ o ;_ \ | | :\ \ ).\ ; / ~' ` \ ; / | | :\ .-;) `;.,| ,____.; |_.-' | | ''-"| `. `-.\ \_~_.' / | | | | `-_ /'-.__.-``, | | | | `/ {>8<} ; | | | | |_____/____o____| |______| | | | | | | | | [] | |_________________( __)________| '.__'------+--,-'` `.---'__.' __________L___'-~| ` :_______ _.-" -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=/ ',',|-=-=- "-._ ,"__ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=: / / /'=-=-=-=- __", |_ ___________________"-_`'___________ _| \_____________________________________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-22.txt #456 AT FIVE MONTHS (Fri, 2000 Sep 22) __@__ .' '. \ | / _ _ \ | / EDWARD __\|/| (o) (o) |\|/__ SCISSORHANDS \ \ ' / / AT 5 MONTHS \__'._ U _.'__/ `/ \` \ / /`"o"`\ jgs __/ \__ `--' '--` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-27.txt #399 UPSIDE DOWN (Thu, 2000 Jul 27) LET ME TURN THIS MOTHERFUCK UPSIDE DOWN _____ / |_ _| n (O O) n H _|\_/|_ H nHnn/ \___/ \nnHn \__\/| |\/__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-03.txt #467 PALM PILOT (Tue, 2000 Oct 3) _________________________________ | _PalmPilot_________________mtr_ | ||_Sep_15,_00__<|S|M|T|W|T|F|S|>_|| || 8:00 ........................|| || 9:00 ........................|| ||,10:00 ASS RELATED FESTIVITIES.|| ||`11:00 ........................|| || 12:00 ........................|| || 1:00 PISS ALARM............o#|| || 2:00 ........................|| || 3:00 ........................|| || 4:00 ........................|| || ,5:00 GET CIRCUMCIZED ........|| || `5:05 (RIGHT THIS TIME)....|| || 6:00 ........................|| || _____ .---. .-------. .----. || || |_|_|_|.New. .Details. .Goto. || ||-------------------------------|| || .-. |``````````v''''''| .-. || ||' ` | | ' `|| ||`._.' | | `._.'|| || | | || || .-. | | .-. || ||' ` | | ' `|| ||`._.' |:.........^.....:| `._.'|| |`-------------------------------'| |_ .-. .-. .---. .-. .-. | |o|' ` ' ` `---' ' ` ' ` | |-'`._.' `._.' .---. `._.' `._.' | `---.__ `---' ___.-' | ``-------------------' | `-------------------------------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-17.txt #481 ALL REARED UP (Tue, 2000 Oct 17) __ _-==-=_,-. /--`' \_@-@.--< `--'\ \ <___/. ALL REARED UP AND \ \\ " / READY TO CHOKE IT >=\\_/`< ____ /= | \_|/ _' `\ _/=== \___/ `___/ //\./=/~\====\ \ // / | ===: | ._/_,__|_ ==: __ \/ \\ \\`--| / \\ | _ \\: /==:-\ `.__' `-____/ |--|==: \ \ ===\ :==:`-' _> \ ===\ /==/ /==\ | ===\__/--/ <=== \ / ====\ \\/ _`-- \/ === \/--' | \ ==== | -`------/`--' / \___-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-29.txt #493 HOMER IS GROPING LISA (Sun, 2000 Oct 29) .-~~~-, ( ) ( ) -^x^- ( ) /~ ~\ ( ) | | ( ) | | ( ) | __ _, (~~~~-( ) /\/\ (. ).) `_'_', ( ) C __) (.( .)-( ) | /~~~ \ (_ ( ) / \ ~====' /_____/` D) /`-_ `---' \ | .__|~-/^\-~|_/_ |^^^^^^^|| | __. ||/.\ | |OooooO \ ---. \ | | \ _ _- ,`_'_' .~\ \|__ __|-____ / ) < -(. ).) > \ ( .\ (. ) \(_/ ) ~- _) \_- ooo @ (_) @ \(_//. / /_C (-.____) /((O)/ \ ._/\~_. / |_\ / / /\\\\`-----'' _|>o< |__ | \ooooO ( \ \\ \\___/ \ `_'_', / \ \__-| \ `)\\-^\\ ^--. /_(.(.)- _\ \ \ ) |-`--.`--=\-\ /-//_ ' ( c D\ \_\_) |-___/ / \ V /.~ \/\\\ (@)___/ ~| / | / | |. /`\\_/\/ / / / | ( C`-'` / | \/ (/ / /_________- \ `C__-~ | / (/ / | | | \__________| \ (/ YOU'LL NOTE HOMER IS GROPING LISA IN THIS SHOT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-01.txt #465 YUM YUM (Sun, 2000 Oct 1) _-~~~-_ _-~~~-_ /~ ~\ : , \ ' ~ , |: : { /~~\ :--~""""\.: : \ (... : /^\ /^\\ ; ~\_____ | | | |:~ YUM YUM I AM FULL / |__O|_|O|; OF HOT JIZZ ( / O \ \ ( `\_______/) `\ \ / ) ~-------~'\ / \ : || | | || | |.======[]==+'| (~~~~) | |~) / \ | | \ ~\ \___/)______/^\__|_/ `\\ // | | | | `\\__//' | | | | ~~ (~~~~) (~~~) / =\..' =_ |__________)________)-jurcy File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-15.txt #479 MY GOOGLY EYES (Sun, 2000 Oct 15) ,,,, )))) .-"";___ / _."` `; MY GOOGLY EYES ARE | (_.--""-./ MAKING YOU VERY SLEEPY \ | (.)(.)\ jgs ) \ // [ `]'-'\`] `""` ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-08.txt #442 THAT'S MY COUSIN (Fri, 2000 Sep 8) DID YOU SEE THAT WEIRD PENIS THING IN THE ____,----._ MOVIE SE7EN???? THAT'S MY COUSIN SO ,--'| _|" o;. `.____ ____ ,,=====._ STEP THE FUCK BACK .=|.':| U| ;:;: .- \,,`-.===='}.,'\// "` (]=|;: |o | ,. ( :;)::( ):;::>}X==========- `=| :;| | ,: o `-_/``,-`====.}___/\\ _, `--.|__|_ .: _,' """ ``====='' ~ ~`----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-25.txt #397 VAMPIRE SQUIRREL (Tue, 2000 Jul 25) I VANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK ";.,. ;\/^\/;';, <@ @>";;;' /\x/\"`,; ( w w )`"; ( )/` gfj " " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-31.txt #403 I LIKE NUTS (Mon, 2000 Jul 31) |\=. I LIKE NUTS / 6', ESPECIALLY YOURS .--. \ .-' /_ \ / (_() ) | / `;--' / / / ( ( `" _)_ jgs `-==-'`""""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-07-19.txt #391 LOGIC GATES (Wed, 2000 Jul 19) Or: ____ =)>- --\ `. | >-- --/___.' Nor: ____ =)>o- --\ `. | >o-- --/___.' Xor: ____ =))>- --\\ `. || >-- --//___.' QUEER: -|>o- |`. -| >o-- |.' 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File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-05-20.txt #331 A BRIDGE TOO FAR (Sat, 2000 May 20) STOP CRANK CALLING ME I'M THINKING ABOUT ALLEGRA / \ ^^ ^^ .. .. 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IN BED !!! .--, _,., @ , . ' - '-.,_ ` '-, , | @ ' ' ' _,' ` '_,.- ,'-., '` ' ' ._| |'-. _ _________ . ` | ,_,___| | | |' ' . '. | ,'___|___ |__| . . ` '-. | | | | . ' ' ___ '-. __|___|__ ,' , ', .' '. ,-------'` `''` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-09-09.txt #443 FUCKING FREAKS (Sat, 2000 Sep 9) FUCKING FREAKS \ |: | / I'LL GIVE \ |: | .-T-. / YOU TEN IF YOU ___|:_|__ / \ STICK IT UP MINE FOR TWO DOLLARS // \ | }=) o o (={ I WILL STICK MY b\__/FIRE | \_===_/ \ THUMB UP |_______|(_) _.-"""-._ \ MY ASS |: | |\/`/+' _ '+\`\ \ .----. |: | \__\ +[_]+ /=| /[====]\ |: | )====={\=\_ |'----'| |: | | . | `( ) |USMAIL| |: | |_/ \_| | """" | |: | <__| |__> | | |: | |=| |=| |:____:| |: | |_| |_| jgs |/----\| |: | (___Y___) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-14.txt #478 SIZE DOES MATTER (Sat, 2000 Oct 14) \WWW/ / \ HAS A SMALL /wwwww\ DICK HAS A BIG _| o_o |_ <--- DICK \WWWWWWW/ (_ / \ _) --> _/` o_o `\_ | \_/ | (_ (_) _) : ~~~~~ : \ '-...-' / \_____/ (`'-----'`) [ ] jgs `"""""""` `"""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2000/2000-10-28.txt #492 ALL THESE SAILORS (Sat, 2000 Oct 28) | | | )_) )_) )_) WHY WOULD WE WANT TO GO TO SHORE )___))___))___)\ WHEN WE'VE GOT ALL THESE SAILORS )____)____)_____)\\ RIGHT HERE _____|____|____|____\\\__ ---------\ /--------- ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^ ^^^^ ^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-22.txt #3559 A THOUGHTLESS JOKE (Sun, 2009 Mar 22) _____ --| }>/~o) C,- -\( \_<_, DEAR RETARDS, ) `-/~-/ ) ' [ /\____/\ | GET OVER IT )| }{ || |< YOU'RE LUCKY YOU EVEN GET A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ~~ ~~kg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-03.txt #3571 CLEARLY AND CONCISELY (Fri, 2009 Apr 3) (((\\\\\ )_ \\\| / \\|\/ WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE SURE COULDN'T \\( ), & WRITE CLEARLY AND CONCISELY \) ( (( |` \\ ))) _ | \` __| ` | , \ ` , \ | \ ,\ , \ ' \/ \_ \/ \ `_,`-._ ` \ ejm / `-. _ \ ` / ,`. \ === / '== =`. | ==== / | === ` / /========= / | / , /______| / , ======== __-' | = === / ,======= ' - -- ( \ \ \ ` \ ` \ ` \_____ \ / ` _/ / '-- ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-17.txt #3585 MORE ABOUT TWITTER (Fri, 2009 Apr 17) _________ \ \ \ -dd- \ YES *PLEASE* I WOULD LIKE TO \ \ HEAR MORE ABOUT TWITTER \ \ )--------) IT TOTALLY DOESN'T MAKE MY BALLS ACHE //)/)/) / MORE AND MORE EACH TIME SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT IT /////// / /////// / /////// / WHAT NO I'M ONLY LIGHTING THIS MATCH FOR UNRELATED /""""""""/ REASONS IT'S NOT TO LIGHT YOU ON FUCKING FIRE /____<()_/ || || HOLD STILL FUCKFACE || || || File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-17.txt #3707 AMY WINEHOUSE (Mon, 2009 Aug 17) ____ _ /////|\\ ``````\\\ AMY WINEHOUSE SEEMS REALLY GROUNDED AND DOWN-TO-EARTH `/` ))) \`, ((( `--- ,\\\ ,---/ )),))) / , `(( ((( `--. ) `__)) ________ | | ,-./\ \ _,-' \ \__,-. \ \,-' /`.__,-'_,-\ `-. / \____`--'____________ | \ Starshine File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-27.txt #3505 IF THEY STILL EXISTED (Tue, 2009 Jan 27) , /:\ >:< I'D SURE AS SHIT FUCK ME AN INDIAN >:< >:< ,,,,,\:/ ######### //////\\\\\ // /_\ /_\ \\ \( 0 _ 0 )/ /\\= _\ =//\ \\/\ --- /\// //\ '---' /\\ \// \\/ /\\ //\ IF THEY STILL EXISTED \\/ \// # # File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-03.txt #3693 ZOMBIE MILTON FRIEDMAN (Mon, 2009 Aug 3) ..... C C / /< / MILTON FRIEDMAN HAS COME BACK FROM THE DEAD ___ __________/_#__=o TO SHARE HIS VIEWS ON FREEDOM, MONETARY /(- /(\_\________ \ POLICY, AND THE PROPER ROLE OF THE FEDERAL \ ) \ )_ \o \ GOVERNMENT VIS A VIS FEDERALISM AND LIBERTY /|\ /|\ |' | | _| /o __\ / ' | OH AND TO EAT YOUR BRAINS / / | /_/\______| ( _( < \ \ \ \ \ | ACTUALLY IT'S PROBABLY JUST TO EAT YOUR BRAINS \____\____\ FROM THE LOOKS OF HIM ____\_\__\_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-06.txt #3635 DAVID CARRADINE (Sat, 2009 Jun 6) / / , \X/ | DAVID CARRADINE WAS | | AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIAWESOME X` / \ | \ | | \__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-12.txt #3641 LILITH FAIR (Fri, 2009 Jun 12) o o \__/,'`.,'`._, /,-. \ / <_, SOB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 > - )/ / <_, \__,/ / ,' _/_(_/______/__ ( (_ ,,--'---^,\\ ___/ \ / ___,' /,---' \\ \_ `. ` / `. \ | \_ \ |/\/\/\| `. \ \ | /\ `.`. \( /\ \ `.`. | \ `.`._, `-\_, | /| `-' |/\( |(_\\_ IT'S NOT RIGHT THAT THE LILITH FAIR IS GIRLS ONLY | / \ ( /_/gnv\_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-22.txt #3804 MILFS (Sun, 2009 Nov 22) _,---. (/_/)))) \c e_e) . MILFS ARE SLOWLY MORPHING INTO WMAIDWTF \ = ) _| ,-` -(_ |o| (WOMEN MY AGE I DON'T WANT TO FUCK) / `-'\\ |#{) /__| ._ _)y / < \ (\_/ `.\ ____\ ,>>> | .==T=T==.__| | | / | |\ |_______| \ / /\ \ / ,' `. \ / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-23.txt #3805 PIPE (Mon, 2009 Nov 23) _____ ______/ \______ ______/ \______ ___/ \___ ___/ _________ \___ __/ ______/ \___ \__ / ____/ / _ \ _/ ___/_ / / \___ \_ / _/'-, `---._ / / \_ \ / ______/(0} `, , ` , ) / / \_ \ / V ; ` , ` ( / / ,'~~~~~~`, \ | `.____,- ' (, ` , ) / / :`,-'""`. "; | | `-------._); , ` `, / / \;: )``: | / / ) ) ; ` ,, : / / `` : '; \ / / ( (`;: ; ` ;:\ / / ;;;, \ | / (: )``;:;;)`'`'`--./ / ____ _,-';;` | | | :` )`;)`)`' : / / ~~~~~ ~~~`--',.;;;| | | | `--;~~~~~ ` / /, " " "` ",, \ ;`` | | | | ( ; , / / ; `; ; | | | | (; ; ; ` / / ,` ` : | >< | | (; / / / ` ; ; : | | \ ;(_; ; : / /` ; ; ,,,""";} `; / >< \ \ : `; `; ` / /,;,'''' );;`); ; / >< >< \ | ;' :; ;/ / (;` :( ; , ; | >< | | |, `;; ,/ / `)`; `(; ` `; | (`\ | \ ; ;; ``: / `).:` \;, `. / _> )_ \ \_ ,-' ;`;;:;` / ;;'`;; `) )/ ,-' ,-. `; \ \_ ~~~,-`;`;," / ~~~~~ ,-' ; `""/ /"" \_ \___"""/"" / `""/"" `-" \ \_/ / ____/^^^ / \__ /__ ______/ __/ \___ \_________/ ___/ \___ ___/ \______ ______/ Targon (/) \______ ______/ \_____/ CECI N'EST PAS UNE POOP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-13.txt #3642 HOMEOPATHY (Sat, 2009 Jun 13) _______ | | | | YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE THOSE HOMEOPATHS CREDIT |-dd- | FOR COMING UP WITH A QUACK BULLSHIT "ALTERNATIVE | | HEALING" SYSTEM THAT ISN'T EVEN INTERNALLY CONSISTENT | ,-"-. | NOR MAKES THE SLIGHTEST OF LOGICAL SENSE |||_||)|| ||| ||\|| | `-_-' | | | | | | | | | | | | | A QUACK'S A QUACK THE WORLD AROUND |\_____/| |_______| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-07.txt #3636 THE FIRST FAMILY (Sun, 2009 Jun 7) _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; OBAMA'S PECS ?!!??!?!?!?!? SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOON MICHELLE'S BUFF ARMS ?!?!?!? SWOOOOOOOOOOOON THEIR TWO CHILDREN ?!?!?!?!??!?!??! ADORABLE HIS NEW DOG ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! FUCKING IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-26.txt #3504 MILK (Mon, 2009 Jan 26) _\|/_ /--\ |[]| WAIT, YOU'RE SAYING I CAN ACTUALLY *PAY* TO SEE A MOVIE _] \/ [_ WHERE SEAN PENN ACTS LIKE A HOMO ?!?!?!?!?!?!? /_ `==' _\ \\| |// WOW THIS IS REALLY A DREAM COME TRUE FOR ME l\ __/j `|-'##| |#||#| |#||#| _|#||#|_ `==" "==` as File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-02.txt #3692 SOCKINGTON (Sun, 2009 Aug 2) . . :"-. .-"; |:`.`.__..__.'.';| || :-" "-; || :; :; / .==. .==. \ LOOK I'M GOING TO JUST COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT : _.--._ ; ; .--.' `--' `.--. : : __;` ':__ ; ; ' '-._:;_.-' ' : I'VE BEEN PUTTING THIS OFF FOR A LONG TIME BUT '. `--' .' IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE SPOKE TRUTH TO POWER ."-._ _.-". .' ""------"" `. /`- -'\ /`- -'\ SOCKINGTON'S COLORATION LOOKS LIKE SHIT :`- .' `. -'; ; / \ : : : ; ; ; ; : : ':_:.' '.;_;' :_ _; ; "-._ -" :`-. _.._ :_ () _; "--::__. `. \"- -"/`._ : .-"-. -"-. ""--..____.' / .__ __. \ : / , / "" \ . \ ; bug "-:___..--" "--..___;-" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-16.txt #3706 UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH (Sun, 2009 Aug 16) `.---...__ /```.__ ``. I'M A MINISTER IN THE |```/ `'--.._`. UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH |``| (o).) \`` \ _,-' `. I.E., A DIPSHIT \```\ ( ( ` . `. `.```. `.` . ` `. / `.``\ `.__ `. `. / ___\``), )\ `-. `. `. / __ _,-' \,' / \ `-. `. `. ,-' '`,-' ' ''| ' ' | `-. `. `. ,-''_,-' ' ' ' ' | ' '| `-. `.`. ,-'_,-' ' ' '' | ' ' | `-.`.`. ,-',-' '' ,' | | |' ' / `-..`. ,' ,' ' ' | ,' | ,' / ' '| `-.) // / ' | ,' ,' / ' '/ | || ,' ,' | ,' | ,' ' '| |||| | ,' ,' ,' ,' ' ' / | | |,' ' |' ,' ' ' '/ | ||,' ,' | ,' ,' ' \ '/ |||| | , ,' ,-' / ' '| ',' | / ,' ' ,-' ' |' |,' | | ' ,' ,-' ' ' ' | '| |||,' ,-' ' ' '_|' '/ |,|,-' /'___,..--'' \ ' | / // ,'-' |' | \ | ///,-' \ | \'| '--' \'\ | | __ ) \___ __| |_ ____,...----'' ||`-- <_.--._ -`--. __ jrei '' `-` `'''''''-----......_____ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-16.txt #3584 EGG CUBERS (Thu, 2009 Apr 16) .-~-. .' '. YOU KNOW THOSE THINGS THAT TURN / \ HARD-BOILED EGGS INTO CUBES .-~-. : ; .' '.| | / \ : WELL I WANT TO DO THAT WITH MY BALLS : ; .-~""~-,/ | /` `'. : | \ \ | / YOU KNOW FOR AESTHETIC REASONS `. .' \ .' jgs `~~~` '-.____.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-02.txt #3570 PROBABLY NOT THE SECOND ONE (Thu, 2009 Apr 2) _______________ ()==( (@==() IT IS MY DEEP AND UNALIENABLE RIGHT TO '______________'| BE OFFENDED AT ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING | | AND EVERYTHING AND TELL YOU ABOUT IT | | UNTIL YOUR EARS BLEED __)_____________| ()==( (@==() I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S IN ONE OF THOSE PjP '--------------' THERE AMENDMENTS PROBABLY NOT THE SECOND ONE THOUGH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-23.txt #3560 DIANE REHM (Mon, 2009 Mar 23) ,--. ([ oo] COULD `- ^\ DIANE REHM _ I`-' TALK MORE ,o(`-V' SLOWLY |( `-H-' AND |(`--A-' AWKWARDLY |(`-/_\'\ PLZ O `'I ``\\ (\ I |\, \\-T-"`, |H Ojo File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-21.txt #3558 PROTISTS (Sat, 2009 Mar 21) _____________ __________ /\ \_____ _ (\ -=- \ I'M COUNTER-PROTESTING THIS PROTEST |; _____|_| `\ --=-= \ OF ALL THESE PROTESTINGS AND SUCH \/____________/ \ -==--=- \ __ ) -==-==- ) jgs \/ ( =-==-= ( ACTUALLY I'M NOT SURE \ -=- \ I THINK WE'RE PROTESTING PROTISTS /_) -=- ) `""""""""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-28.txt #3596 AQUATIC WEEK: A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY (Tue, 2009 Apr 28) (\.-./) .' : '. _.-'` ' `'-._ .-' : '-. ,'_.._ . _.._', '` `'-. ' .-'` `' '. : .' \_. ._/ HEY HAS ANYONE SEEN STEVE IRWIN? \ |^| | jgs | ; \'.___.' / '-....-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-14.txt #3582 OH PADDINGTON (Tue, 2009 Apr 14) _ .--,-"" ""-. ( ) j- __. | | ' -'| |`--._____,+-. .';`--.___.' `. .' / _ | TAKE ME HOME AND SMOTHER ME / ,-' _.-'o;__\ ( .' o.-' \)`. `j--..___.' ' / ) (/ _ `-._ `-/`--' ,----. (.' `--. `. `-._.'`._,---HHHH--< ) OF SERIOUSLYITIS ( >-HHHH--: > | | ()./"HHP \,' (A SERIOUS DISEASE) `./"HHP\ ,' ,-' `-. () `-...-'. ()`-...-() F() ()J () :: .: Krogg : .;__ ,-"-"""---""" ""--.. /-\/ \/#| || || |`-'##`. |" ,' `-'`-'`-'`. "_\ |_ | ,-.,-.,-. | _- / `.-,-.,-.| ||_|| |,-./\,' `-"""-._/"" "---"""-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-30.txt #3508 THE ORIGINAL DRUG (Fri, 2009 Jan 30) .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| FUCK MARIJUANA, THAT SHIT'S FOR LOSERS \\|| `"\"""/---'|| \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. 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M;:;::::M:::::::::M M:m:;:::M::::::::::M MM:m:m::M::::::::;:M MM:m::MM:::::::;:;M MM::MMM::::::;:m:M MMMM MM::::m:m:MM MM::::m:MM MM::::MM MM::MM MMMM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-18.txt #3496 IRREVERENT (Sun, 2009 Jan 18) () ()-'`-. `| |\\ IF YOU USE THE WORD "IRREVERENT" TO DESCRIBE ' |__| \) YOUR WRITING/BLOGGING/TWEET/WEB SITE/DOGSHIT . //\\__ (( `--( THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD AND BY ALL . )\ RIGHTS IT IS LEGAL FOR ME TO FUCK YOUR FACE ,--._ ` ,-'`- ;-. (IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE BILL OF RIGHTS, ,: , `. CHECK IT OUT) /. ` ,-' . \ ( ; `. ) | ' , `. | ( / . ( ) \ ) `/ `. / ' ,' `-:_ _,-' shimrod `--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-28.txt #3718 ILL OF THE DEAD (Fri, 2009 Aug 28) _____ /~/~ ~\ PLEASE DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD | | \ \ \ \ \ \ \ --\ \ .\'' --==\ \ ,,i!!i, AND BY THAT OF COURSE I'M REFERRING TO MY BONER ''"'',,}{,, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-05.txt #3634 LOOK AT ME (Fri, 2009 Jun 5) * . HEY LOOK AT ME . * ' * I'M A UFO * . ' FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP ' . / . * .-'~~~~'-. / . .-~'\__/ \__/'~-. . .-~ (oo) (oo) ~-. (_____//~~\\//~~\\______) _.-~` `~-._ /O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\ * \___________________________________/. JRO \x x x x x x x/ `. . * \x_x_x_x_x_x/. ' . ___ . `. `. .'| \'. `. . `. | \ / | ' . * '.___.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-21.txt #3803 WINDOWS 7 RELEASE PARTY (Sat, 2009 Nov 21) ? .-^-._. TO HAVE YOUR OWN WINDOWS 7 RELEASE PARTY ^~| | ( ) ( ) YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS SHOULD GET TOGETHER, : : INSTALL WINDOWS 7 ON YOUR MACHINES, AND THEN ' : READ THE ROMAN POLANSKI GRAND JURY TRANSCRIPTS ALOUD a:f `.:.-,;.` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-09.txt #3791 XENI JARDIN (Mon, 2009 Nov 9) _"_ % (< ? ` " HEY XENI JARDIN __||___ |\___//_\ NICE NAME AND FACE (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% PSYCH (TWICE) %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-08.txt #3790 ISLAMABAD (Sun, 2009 Nov 8) \|/ -o- | /|\ ( )_ | /\ | | (_) | | __ | ||-| |-[]| \|/ \| ___|___ _| |____ | (_)_ _( )_|[]| __(_)_|| | |_~(|)~~(| (_)__)__|_| []|[] |_(_)_ |[]|_|_[]__|__| __| |[]|__| | []|___|_|____| | |__| [] | |[] | | | | | [] | | | | | |||_| [][] | KG MAYBE THEY SHOULD RENAME THEIR CITY "ISLAMAGOOD" PERHAPS PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY GO THERE AND THEN THEY COULD CUT THEIR HEADS OFF !!!!!!11 SEE IT'D BE THE PERFECT TRAP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-20.txt #3802 KISS (Fri, 2009 Nov 20) _ _ _ _ _ | | / / | | / / / / | |/ / | | / /__ / /__ KISS IS GOING TO BE IN TOWN !?!?!?!?!? | / | | /__ / /__ / | \ | | / / / / | |\ \ | | / / / / FSHKL JFKDSHKL SDHKLF SFKL SHFLKDHFKSH |_| \_\ |_| /_/ /_/ tre File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-04.txt #3633 SIXTIES KISS (Thu, 2009 Jun 4) .,,,,,,,,,,. ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, ,;;;;;;;;;;;)));;(((,,;;;,,_ ,;;;;;;;;;;' |)))))))))))\\ ;;;;;;/ )'' - /,)))((((((((((\ ;;;;' \ ~|\ )))))))))))))) GIVE ME A SIXTIES KISS / / | (((((((((((((( /' \ _/~ ')|())))))))) /' `\ /> o_/)))(((((((( / /' `~~(____ / ())))))))))) | ---, \ \ ((((((((((( | `\ \~-_____| ))))))))) NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS | `\ | |_.---.(((((((( \ | | ))))))))) (((((((( ))))))) BUT DO IT ANYWAY TX (((((( File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-29.txt #3719 A BEAUTIFUL HAIKU (Sat, 2009 Aug 29) /////. ' /.) \ \ |\\\\ ` //////\ / /`-- \ |\\\\ THE SPRING SUN KISSES ///////\_.' / `.\ `. |\\\\ INTIMATELY YOUR FACE ////// _/ `. / `' \ ` PENIS PENIS PENIS ///// .' `-./ \ ///|__ | \ _\ /mv/ / /.' `.-----. \__.-` . | |o o |`. )/ | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-10.txt #3639 L4D2 (Wed, 2009 Jun 10) __ _.--..--._ _ .-' _/ _/\_ \_'-. |__ / _/\__/\_ \__| |___/\_\__/ \___| \__/ \__/ SIGN MY LEFT 4 DEAD 2 BOYCOTT PETITION \__/ BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING WHINEY BITCH OF A CHILD \__/ WHO THINKS PETITIONS AND BOYCOTTS ACTUALLY WORK ____\__/___ . - ' ' -. / \ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~!~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~pjb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-19.txt #3497 ORGANIC FOOD (Mon, 2009 Jan 19) /\ __ \ .-':::. I ONLY EAT ORGANIC FOOD \ :::::|\ |,\:::'/ \ THAT IS: FOOD THAT CONTAINS CARBON COMPOUNDS `.:::-' \ `-. \ ___ `-. | .-'';:::. `-.-' / ',''.;;;\ | ','','.''| |\ ' ,',' /' `.`-.___.-;' AsH `--._.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-31.txt #3509 WEEKLY PODCAST (Sat, 2009 Jan 31) ..:::::::.. //////\\\\\\\ ||||||||||||| ||||||||||||| ||||||||||||| HH ||||||||||||| HH HH==================HH I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A WEEKLY PODCAST HH==================HH ON WHY MY BUTTHOLE ITCHES SO MUCH LATELY HH ############# HH HH ############# HH HH ########### HH HH ######### HH HH ####### HH HH ##### HH HH () HH \\ () // \\ () // \\ () // \\ (// \\ //)( ____\/___() ,#################.... ##################### ``` ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-15.txt #3705 LOWERING EXPECTATIONS (Sat, 2009 Aug 15) ________ /________\ GOTTA MAKE MYSELF PRETTY SO SOMEDAY A MAN WILL //( ( ( ( \\ MARRY ME || ((|| ||) ) ` ) )|| WAIT || (\___( ( || \|) ) \)_|/ GOTTA MAKE MYSELF PRETTY SO SOMEDAY A RICH MAN / ((\_v_/ \ WILL MARRY ME / /) x \ \ | | x | | WAIT | \ x / | | | x | | GOTTA MAKE MYSELF PRETTY SO SOMEDAY A RICH, POWERFUL, | |\ x /| | KIND, HANDSOME MAN WILL MARRY ME | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | WHAT | | V | | /____\ /____\ OKAY FINE | | | | / \ / \ GOTTA MAKE MYSELF PRETTY SO A RICH MAN WILL MARRY ME | | | | `~~| |~~' SHEESH OKAY |\ /| | \ / | GOTTA MAKE MYSELF PRETTY SO SOMEDAY A MAN WILL MARRY ME |___V___| | / \ | JEEZ FINE FINE | / \ | |/ \| SOMEDAY A MAN WILL MARRY ME / \ / \ HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOOD LORD ______/ \_______ ============================ Alyssa MAYBE SOMEDAY A MAN WILL MARRY ME ???/// File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-01.txt #3691 FIST FLU (Sat, 2009 Aug 1) SENATE PAGES CONTRACTING SWINE FLU ????? MAYBE PEOPLE STILL WORRIED ABOUT SWINE FLU SHOULD BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT FIST FLU _ ,-, _ ,--, /: :\/': :`\/: :\ |`; ' `,' `.; `: | | | | ' | |. | : | | pb | || | :. | : | : | : | \ \__/: :.. : :.. | :.. | ) `---',\___/,\___/ /' `==._ .. . /' `-::-' CAUSED BY THIS FIST (MINE) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-25.txt #3503 MOFO (Sun, 2009 Jan 25) ,"=-. / _),`'". I THINK IT'S UNFAIR THAT ONLY "MOTHERFUCKER" ( /a( ), ) GETS ROUTINELY ABBREVIATED AS "MOFO" ) C = = ?/ ( )) (_ o-< MORE BAD WORDS NEED THIS KIND OF TREATMENT ) ( `-' \; ( \_ ( | \ ) )| \_/} ,. \ \ \(_;/-|_) (\(\) )/) `._,--/ / ,_ ; o > / `!__!! {`-. / (_) ( (_o)) `={\`-._____/` | ---`-._, )--- `-{ / -=`\ | MAY I SUGGEST "COSU" ------( / |---- `={ -= = _/ / | ( | `\ .-' / FOR UM :__/|\_; {`-,__.'===,_ \ |/ //` `\\ YOU FIGURE IT OUT )(\_ jgs // /_)--` `\= gpyy \_! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-01.txt #3569 HARD BOILED EGGS (Wed, 2009 Apr 1) .-~-. .' '. CATS + HARD BOILED EGGS = COMEDY / \ .-~-. : ; .' '.| | / \ : : ; .-~""~-,/ | /` `'. : | \ \ | / `. .' \ .' jgs `~~~` '-.____.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-08.txt #3545 GREEN (Sun, 2009 Mar 8) ( . ) ) ( ) . ' . ' . ' . ( , ) (. ) ( ', ) .' ) ( . ) , ( , ) ( . ). , ( . ( ) ( , ') .' ( , ) (_,) . ), ) _) _,') (, ) '. ) ,. (' ) jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ EVERY TIME SOME DIPSHIT ENVIRONMENTALIST SAYS "GREEN" IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO WASTE MORE STUFF AND DESTROY MORE THINGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 SO KEEP IT UP FUCKOS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-15.txt #3583 PAINTING WITH A WIDE BRUSH (Wed, 2009 Apr 15) m " m" " m m " m " "m " " "m m m " m " " " "m" " " "m m IF I CAN'T PAINT WIDE AND FAR WITH m m m " " " " " "m"m"m"m"m"m THIS BRUSH THEN WHY AM I HOLDING IT " m " " "m"m" "m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m "m"m m"m" "m m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m$"m $ " "m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m$" $m " "m"m"m"m"m"m$" m"m"m $ $"m"m"m"m$" m"m" "m m"m m "m"m$" m"m" "m $ $ $ $" m"m" "m " m "$m"m" m"m m"m $" m" $ $ $ $ m" m" "m" $ m" m$$ $ m" m$" $ $" m""$ $ """ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-20.txt #3557 SERIOUSLY NOW (Fri, 2009 Mar 20) OKAY SERIOUSLY NOW, CAN WE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RIHANNA ALREADY? __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / | ./ _."." _." / |"----" _." jjs \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-29.txt #3597 AQUATIC WEEK: DESTINY'S CHILD (Wed, 2009 Apr 29) .-;':':'-. {'.'.'.'.'.} ) '`. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY '-. ._ ,_.-=' `). ( `);( FOR THIS JELLY ('. .)(,'.) ) ( ,').( ( .').'('). .) (' ).(' ' ) ( ). .'( .)' .).' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-11.txt #3579 DEEPEST SEXUAL FANTASY (Sat, 2009 Apr 11) ______ /( )\ \ \ / / MY DEEPEST SEXUAL FANTASY ?!?!?!?!?! \/[]\/ /\ | | | | | | | | | | ejm \ / DYING ALONE \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-18.txt #3555 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN (Wed, 2009 Mar 18) _____ _.--~_..__ ~~-._ :..____~ ~~--.._ ~~-.. ~ ._ ~~----__________ `-._ `. __ ~~~~~~-----...__ ~~\. ~-. .------.. ~~~---__ `. . .- ~~-----_________ ,' ~== __ ~~--__ \ \=_ | ___ ~ - ~-. \. ) ~--__ | `._ ;:~~:---__ `. `._ \ \~-.-------~~ \ \ ~~~~~_::. ) ~~--__ |`. | | ,=:__) \ \ `----' `-. / | | | __...=-. ) ;' | ,-=~~_,' '~~.==----' _Seal_ _,-' / ~~~ _______.......----~~~ _,' --~~""""---......._________...--' VALERIE BURTINELLI IS NO MACKENZIE PHILLIPS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-05.txt #3573 ANDY KAUFMAN (Sun, 2009 Apr 5) /^\/^\ \----| _---'---~~~~-_ A QUICK QUIZ (CHECK EXACTLY ONE): ~~~|~~L~|~~~~ (/_ /~~-- \~ \ / /~ ANDY KAUFMAN __~\ ~ / ~~----, \ | | / \ [ ] WAS FUNNY /| |/ | | | | | o o /~ | [X] DESERVED A LONG, SLOW DEATH BY _-~_ | || \ / MY HANDS FOR SUCKING SO BADLY (// )) | o o \\---' //_- | | \ // |____|\______\__\ ~ | / | | |_ / \ _| W< /~___| /____\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-24.txt #3561 WHO CAN I BILL (Tue, 2009 Mar 24) ,==. \\// WHO CAN I BILL FOR THE HALF AN HOUR OF MY LIFE .-~~-. WASTED HITTING ON THE MARRIED WOMAN ,",-""-.". | | | | | | .-"| |. IT'S A BIT HARD TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ". `,",-" ,'.". "I'M BEING NICE BECAUSE I'M CONTENT DESPITE HUSBAND" VS. `| |_,-' | | "I'M BEING NICE BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO BE NICE" | | | | ". `-._,-' ." hjw `-.___,-' NEXT TIME I'M TRYING A FULL BIOPSY AFTER "HELLO" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-30.txt #3567 ALL I'M GOOD FOR (Mon, 2009 Mar 30) |||||||||||/ : :( : : \ : : : -- .`-. I'M A JOURNALIST : / . .-. : : Y \ SO BEAT ME WITH A STICK : | (@) (@) UNTIL CANDY COMES OUT } : \ .' .' : \ ` - '/ -7 |( . / | |\ / | | J / | | /| | | | | | | | \ | | \ `.___| | `. | `----. | | BECAUSE LORD KNOWS | .---' THAT'S ALL I'M GOOD FOR | / VK | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-14.txt #3643 PLUTOCRATS (Sun, 2009 Jun 14) ( )___( ) /__oo \ ( \/ ) THIS JUST IN: PLUTOCRATS SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF | `=/ | ABOUT THE RECENT RECLASSIFICATION OF PLUTO / \ / / \ \ / ( \ \ ( ,_/_ \ \ \_ '= \ ) ""' / / ; / /'? : (((( / ctr `._ \ _ ( DETAILS ON RESPONSE TO FOLLOW __| | /_ ("__,.."'_._.) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-09.txt #3487 NP;DC (Fri, 2009 Jan 9) __ (`/\ `=\/\ __...--~~~~~-._ _.-~~~~~--...__ `=\/\ \ / \\ `=\/ V \\ //_\___--~~~~~~-._ | _.-~~~~~~--...__\\ // ) (..----~~~~._\ | /_.~~~~----.....__\\ ===( INK )==========\\|//==================== __ejm\___/________dwb`---`____________________________________________ NOT PORN; DIDN'T CLICK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-21.txt #3499 MICKEY ROURKE (Wed, 2009 Jan 21) __..-======-------..__ . ' ______ ___________`. .' .--. '.-----.`. `.-----.-----`. / .' | || `.` \\ \ \\ _ .' / | || \\ \\_____\_____\\__________[_] / `-----' |'---------`\ .' \ /============|============\'-------------------.._____| .-`---. |-==. |'.__________________ =====|-._ .' `. | | .--------. _` ====| _ . / __ \ | | .' `. [_] `.==| [_] \ [ .` `. | | | .' .---. \ \=| | | | / .-. ' |_____\___________/_/ .'---. `. | | | | `-'| | O |'..`------------------'.....'/ .-. \ | | ___.--' LGB \ `-' / / `._.' | | O | |'___...----''___.--' `._.'.' \ `-' / [___...----''_.' `._.'.' SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH MICKEY ROURKE'S FACE (ARTIST'S LIKENESS DEPICTED ABOVE) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-05.txt #3695 BIRTH CERTIFICATE (Wed, 2009 Aug 5) ______________________ Q | | ___|\_.-, | WITH A NAME LIKE S\ Q~\___ \| | ORLY TAITZ I MUST |( )o 5) Q | BE AN EXPERT ON |\\ \_ () | BIRTH CERTIFICATES | \'. _'/'. | .-. '-( x< \ | ,o /\, '. ) /'\\ |______ \'.__.----/ .'\ '.-'/ \\ snd '---'q__/.'__ ; / \\_ '---' '--' `"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-28.txt #3657 SOMETHING WE CAN ALL BE PROUD OF (Sun, 2009 Jun 28) IN HONOR OF NATIONAL PRIDE DAY I'VE JUST TAKEN THE BIGGEST DUMP OF MY ENTIRE LIFE AND THAT'S SOMETHING WE CAN ALL BE PROUD OF ________ .##@@&&&@@##. ,##@&::%&&%%::&@##. #@&:%%000000000%%:&@# #@&:%00' '00%:&@# #@&:%0' '0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# "" ' " " ' "" _oOoOoOo_ .-.-. (oOoOoOoOo) ( : ) )`"""""`( .-.`. .'.-. / \ (_ '.Y.' _) | | ( .'|'. ) \ / '-' | '-' jgs `=========` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-11.txt #3701 IF GOD HAD WANTED (Tue, 2009 Aug 11) ,-----. #,-. ,-.# () a e () IF GOD HAD WANTED US TO DEVELOP TECHNOLOGY ( (_) ) THEN HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN US BRAINS TO FIGURE #\_ - _/# THINGS OUT AND ARMS AND HANDS AND FINGERS ,' `"""` `. TO MANIPULATE OBJECTS TO BUILD MEASUREMENT ,' \X/ `. DEVICES AND TOOLS AND THE ABILITY TO / X ____\ COLLABORATE AND GET TOGETHER AND CONSTRUCT / v ,` v `, THINGS BIGGER THAN OURSELVES AND ALSO THE / / ( <==+==> ) AMBITION AND DESIRE TO ACCOMPLISH SUCH THINGS `-._/|__________\ ^ / (\\) |______@____\ ^ / \\ | ( ) \ ^ / ) | \^/ ( | |v <(^)>| | v | | WAIT THIS ARGUMENT ISN'T GOING SO WELL IS IT | | ZOT |_.--.__ .--._| `===' `===' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-18.txt #3800 STERNUTATION (Wed, 2009 Nov 18) \\\\\\// \\\ \ I APPROVE OF STERNUTATION \\ "MARSIKA HARGITAY" SURE LOOKS LIKE SOME \\ .-. // KIND OF A WORD JUMBLE GAME OR SOMETHING VK \\_/___\_// .-/\\ //\-. ( / )`-.-'( \ ) _____Y_.' `._Y______ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-25.txt #3807 GODETTE (Wed, 2009 Nov 25) _,,,_ .' `'. / ____ \ OH YEAH !?!?!?! WHAT IF GOD IS A **WOMAN** ?!?!?!? | .'_ _\/ / ) a a| WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY / ( > | ( ) ._ / HOW PROFOUND IS THAT ????/ MAKES YOU THINK HUH ) _/-.__.'`\ ( .-'`-. \__ ) HURF DURF STUFFED HEAD-FIRST INTO A TOILET `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ jgs | \ \ \ \ |\ `. / / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-19.txt #3801 COUCH PLASTIC (Thu, 2009 Nov 19) ______________ _____________ !/ ........... (_ _) ........... \! |.' '. (_!_) .' '.| YOU'D THINK BY CUM STAINED .' '.....' '. CASTING COUCH #10 OR SO : : THEY'D HAVE LEARNED TO : : PUT SOME PLASTIC DOWN ON : : THE DAMN THING TO HELP .' '.....................................' '. WITH THE CLEANUPS .' .' '. '. @'.' '.'@ \'...........................................'/ |___________________________________________| ( /| |\ ) ) |_| |_| ( | | | | | | | |lc (__| |__) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-10.txt #3700 NEW NAME (Mon, 2009 Aug 10) __)), //_ _) ( "\" MY NEW NAME IS MCANGUS VON AWESOME \_-/ ,---/ '---. / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-20.txt #3498 THERAPIST (Tue, 2009 Jan 20) IT'S NO ACCIDENT THAT "THERAPIST" CAN ALSO BE WRITTEN "THE RAPIST" !!!111 AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!!?!?!?!?! ,-----. WAIT RIGHT YEAH I'M TOTALLY FULL OF SHIT NEVER MIND `T(-)(-) | ,--.| L _____ o88b8o >-`""'\ H (_,-._) | "88P __/ (")___`--(")_/(Q)\__(--. "|._________ (__) \____\ `---' | ' |' | | | | `--' /`----'\ Ojo98 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-29.txt #3658 MATH IS HARD (Mon, 2009 Jun 29) .--- / # o \,__> MATH IS HARD (AS AM I) .o-'-'--._ / |\_ '. | | \ -, \ \ / \__| ) | '|_____[)) |,/ |===H=|\ >> \ __,| \_\ \/ \ \_\ |\ | \/ | \ \ \\ | \ | \\ |__|\ ,-ooD \\ |--\_(\.-' \o snd '-.__) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-04.txt #3694 SPHERE (Tue, 2009 Aug 4) ____ ,dP9CGG88@b, ,IP""YICCG888@@b, I'M WATCHING MICHAEL CRICHTON'S SPHERE dIi ,IICGG8888@b WHICH IS TERRIBLE BUT STARTS OUT OKAY dCIIiciIICCGG8888@@b ________GCCIIIICCCGGG8888@@@__________________ GGCCCCCCCGGG88888@@@ GGGGCCCGGGG88888@@@@... Y8GGGGGG8888888@@@@P..... SO BASICALLY I LIKE WATCHING MOVIES Y88888888888@@@@@P...... THAT SUCK BUT START OUT WITH PROMISE `Y8888888@@@@@@@P'...... UNTIL THE POINT THAT THEY START SUCKING `@@@@@@@@@P'....... IN EARNEST AND THEN JUST STOP WATCHING fl """"........ AND INSTEAD MAKE UP MY OWN ENDING IT'S KIND OF WEIRD THAT DUSTIN HOFFMAN WOULD END UP WRESTLING WITH AN ORC THOUGH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-01.txt #3630 THE DIE-DINE DISTINCTION (Mon, 2009 Jun 1) |\ |_\ | | TONIGHT, WE DIE _,__, / (00000) /\ (00000) __ /# \ (q888889) (00) /### \ (00q890OO0)(0000) /a#### \ (0000000) /####### \ sSSsS, |a'aaaaa | ssSSSs8 |aa' aa | SSSSSSs' |aa' a' | s\\Ss/Ss |a'aaaaa | s\\//S |aaa'aa| | |/ #8|a|aaaaa |# || # 8|aaa|aaa||###8 || #8###aaaaaaa |88##8### ## SHIT ####88#8 #8#8#888###8|### ### #######88# 8#88 ##8###8888## # # _/000## #888 ###8 8##88#88## # # SHIT / ## # #8 88#### 8####88## , # ### # _/ ### #########8###888888\ ' # #### / / ##### \ 'chelle \_' # #### THAT WAS SUPPOSED | | | _ 98 \ _/ \ TO BE "DINE" \_ \/ \__ / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-08.txt #3486 CW (Thu, 2009 Jan 8) (\ \'\ \'\ __________ / '| ()_________) I'M TOO COOL TO WRITE OUT THE PHRASE \ '/ \ ~~~~~~~~ \ "CONVENTIONAL WISDOM" \ \ ~~~~~~ \ ==). \__________\ (__) ()__________) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-15.txt #3644 IRANIAN REVOLUTION II (Mon, 2009 Jun 15) (~)(~)(~) FINALLY TWITTER HAS FOUND A WAY TO MAKE MONEY !!1!!111!! '|''|''|' \|/\|/\|/ WELCOME TO HTTP://TWITTER.IR/ [~~~~~~~~~] |~~~~~~~| OKAY NO TWEETING ABOUT THE IRANIAN ELECTIONS OR RIOTS ldb |_______| OR ANYTHING NAUGHTY OR TOPICAL OR ANYTHING AT ALL ACTUALLY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-31.txt #3568 SUPERID (Tue, 2009 Mar 31) _ / \ / \ ____/ _ \_ ____/ \____ \ __/ _ `---.___ / ____/ \____ __/ \___.-- ______------' -.__________ __________.--------' `--------- a88a | a88a ----' | | __________________ ____________--------------- `------- .aa. 8888b ____ Y988P ______ _______.---' `-----_____ _____/ \_ \______ _/ \ \ `-- / | \__ / | \_ / | \ __/ | \_ / | \ _/ a:f IF THERE'S AN EGO, A SUPEREGO, AND AN ID WHY CAN'T THERE BE ONE MORE FOR SYMMETRY YES THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES I'M THE SUPERID File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-25.txt #3562 BATTLESTAR GALACTICA FINALE SPOILERS (Wed, 2009 Mar 25) / / SCROLL DOWN FOR BATTLESTAR GALACTICA / SEASON 4 FINALE SPOILERS !!!!!!!! / / /; /; . // // . ;/ ,// . _,-' ;_,, _,'-_ ;|,' . _,-'_,..--. | ___ .'-'_)' ) _)\| ___ . ,'"""`'' _ ) ) _) ''--'''_,-' -={-o- /| ) _) ) ; '_,--'' . \ -' ,`. ) .) _)_,''| `."( `------'' / . `.\ _,' `-.____....-\\ . || \\ // || // || // || YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED FOR HAVING WATCHED _-.//_, _||_, THIS AND EXPECTING IT NOT TO FUCKING SUCK jrei ,' ,-'/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-04.txt #3572 BPC (Sat, 2009 Apr 4) _._ _._ .'--.`. .'--.`. PRETTY SURE THESE ECONOMIC CHARTS AND GRAPHS AsH | .' | | .' | WILL BE MORE CONVINCING IF WE INCLUDE SOME `--`' `--`' STATISTICAL MEASURES OF "BALLS PER CAPITA" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-10.txt #3578 QUICK RECAP (Fri, 2009 Apr 10) .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. QUICK RECAP: / // \ / \ | // : | ......::::: MY BALLS GLOW A DULL RED : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / (FROM THE HEAT OF THEIR FORMATION) `._// _.' `._ _.' AsH `"----"' `"----"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-19.txt #3556 HIS BASTOGNE (Thu, 2009 Mar 19) ( ,&&&. ) .,.&& ( ( \=__/ I JUST WANT TO SAVOR OUR VICTORY ) ,'-'. OVER THE BATTLE OF MY BULGE ( ( ,, _.__|/ /| ) /\ -((------((_|___/ | ( // | (`' (( `'--| _ -.;_/ \\--._ \\ \-._/. (_;-// | \ \-'.\ <_,\_\`--'| ( `.__ _ ___,') <_,-'__,' WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S THE WRONG jrei `'(_ )_)(_)_)' NAME I WAS THERE YOU HIPPIE PACIFIST File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-06.txt #3574 THE TRUTH FINALLY COMES OUT (Mon, 2009 Apr 6) ,__, _.-----/6 6) ,-' / .='=. I SHOT KENNEDY / _./ /_-._,.. _.-| \.'|,:=._::,,_. .'_.-'\ |//..= ,'.' / /_:.'. :: `,.,' : :: /// :: :: ,/// :: :: `. / :: `:`-./ / _.-'.' `-._`---'_.-' ,/ /:---' `. // ::/ // l42 / ||| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-12.txt #3580 PARKINSON'S (Sun, 2009 Apr 12) . , * , I'LL HAVE SOME PARKINSON'S PLEASE ` *~.|,~* ' ' ,~*~~* ` _ ,* / \`* ' // ,* ; \,O. // ,(:::)=// ( `~(###) %---'`"y \ / \ / THAT'S A DELICIOUS TYPE OF ICE CREAM RIGHT ???? hjw __)(__ '------` RIGHT ????????? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-27.txt #3564 DARKEST SECRET (Fri, 2009 Mar 27) ___ .-""-. ___ WHAT'S MY DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRET ????? \ "-. / \ .-" / > -=.\/ \/.=- < THAT MY WIENER TASTES LIKE CANDY > -='/\ /\'=- < /__.-' \ / '-.__\ THAT MIGHT SEEM LIKE A GOOD THING BUT jgs '-..-' ACTUALLY IT TASTES LIKE JAPANESE CANDY THAT'S MY CROSS TO BEAR I GUESS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-03.txt #3632 BE DOWN IN A BIT (Wed, 2009 Jun 3) _,=.=,_ ,'=. `\___, / \ (0 | __ _ / \ ___/ /| | ''--.._ | | \) || | ===|\ ', _/ .--' || | ====| | BE DOWN IN A BIT... `"`; ( || | ===|/ [[[[]]_..,_ \|_|_..--;"` JUST FIXING WIKIPEDIA / .--""``\\ __)__|_ .' .\,,||___ | | ( .' -""`| `"";___)---'|________|__ |\ / __| [_____________________] \| .-' `\ |.----------.| \ _ | || || jgs ( .-' ) || || `""""""""""""` """ """ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-17.txt #3646 HANGOVER CURE (Wed, 2009 Jun 17) .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| I'VE FOUND THE BEST HANGOVER CURE ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| IS JUST NEVER BOTHERING TO SOBER UP \\|| `"\"""/---'|| \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. ,-' [_] .-. \ ; `\| ||-'/ ` \ \ /`""-.`\ | ; | `.-|\_/ | ; ' | \-._ / | | / |`--'| : ;_\_ /| |/ /\|, ) __..; `----' :`.`|/ / / | | ; .' `\' ; \/ : _ : : / / : : _.'`.__.' | fsc \ _.' \ / | | / `---.._ | `\ `.____ \ / | `------' \__|_,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-12.txt #3702 WOMANINFORM (Wed, 2009 Aug 12) _.._ .gSSS$$$p,ggp. .dSS$$$$$SSS$$SSb. dSS$$$$SSSSSSSS$$SSb dS$$$$SSP^^"""^SSS$$Sb `-:S$$$$S$P "^SS$Sb S$$$$S$$ TS$$$p. :$$$$S$$; TS$$$$$p. $$$SS$$$ SS$$P^" :$SSS$$$;.-=-. :SS$$ /SSSS$$$$ . ,` .-. $S$S$; -':$$$$$$$; "" ', `:$S$$S$-' $$$$$$$$ "' $$S$$S$; :$$S$$$$; :$SS$$S$$ $$$S$$$$$\ ` " $$S$$$S$$. $$$S$$$$N \ ,--, d$S$$$$S$$$$p._. $$SS$$$MMm.j `--' .d$S$$$$S;""^^"" :SS$$$$MMMMMb. .d$$S$$$$SS$ '-'S$$$$MMMMMMMMMmmmMMSSS$$$$SS$; :$mMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMS$$$S$SS$$'-' __..mmMMMMMMOOMMMMMMMMMMMOSSSS$SS$$; .mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOMMMMMMOOMMS$SSS$$P .dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOMMMMMMMSSSP dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm. dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM; MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM; MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM; ARE YOU A WOMANIFORM MMMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOM; :MMMMMMMMMMOMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMO; OR WHAT IS THE WORD FOR IT MMMMMMMMMMOMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb :MMMMMMMMMMOMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM; OH RIGHT MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M"^MMMMMMM;:MMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM; "WOMAN" : ""^^: MMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP | ; :MMMMMOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP' SORRY IT'S BEEN A WHILE ; : MMMMMMMOBUGMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM' : ; :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM : : TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM; | ; TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM | : TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb ; ; TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb : : TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb ; `. TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb : \ TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb. \ \ TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb`. \ \ ;MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM8b \ \ ; ;MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM888; ; \ : 8MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM88888888888.^. \ \ 88MMMMMMMMM8888888888888888888Pd8b \ `. \ bug T8888888888888888888888888888Pd888b._; `. \ __J88888888888888888888888888888888888; ; `. `-' _,`T8888888888888888888888888888888888/ `. .gb.88888888888888888888888888888888Pd8 `. d88888bT888888888888888888888888888P8d88 `.d8888888888888888888888888888888888888888 :88888888888888888888888888888888888888888 T888888888888888888888888888888888888888; "^8888Pd8888888888888888888888888888888 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-06.txt #3696 MICROSOFT SILVERLIGHT (Thu, 2009 Aug 6) ,-' . : .#._,-') I DON'T WANT TO ALARM ANYBODY BUT IT TURNS OUT `#:_(`, : . .--' THAT MICROSOFT SILVERLIGHT IS A HUGE STINKY .(__.-`-.: : PILE OF SKIPPY LOW-QUALITY USELESS DOGSHIT Ojo (___.-")_) I KNOW THAT'S A SHOCK AND EVERYTHING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-22.txt #3500 FIFTH FUNDAMENTAL INTERATION (Thu, 2009 Jan 22) _.-"""-._ _.-"""-._ I'VE DISCOVERD A FIFTH FUNDAMENTAL INTERACTION: / (#\ \_/ (#\ \ MY BONER : \#) |NNn. \#) : \ /N(#\N\ / ALL POKIN' YOUR FACE AND SLAPPING YOUR CHIN "-.___.-nNNN\#)N|_.-" \NNNNNNNNN/ WAIT I MEAN THE GENERAL YOU NOT YOU SPECIFICALLY "*NNNNN*" Ojosh!ro " DON'T GET OFFENDED THAT'S JUST ITS LAGRANGIAN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-27.txt #3809 TAP TAP TAP (Fri, 2009 Nov 27) _ /.\ tap tap tap Y \ / "L tap tap tap // "/ ===|/ /\_=== tap tap tap / / stop it / / tap tap tap \/ stop it tap tap tap STOP IT tap tap tap YOU HAVE TO STOP IT tap tap tap STOP IT !!!!!!!!!11 STOP IT YOU'RE GOING TO HURT YOUR BEAK tap tap tap File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-26.txt #3808 TRANSFORMERS (Thu, 2009 Nov 26) ____ __,-~~/~ `---. _/_,---( , ) __ / < / ) \___ - ------===;;;'====------------------===;;;===----- - - \/ ~"~"~"~"~"~\~"~)~"/ (_ ( \ ( > \) \_( _ < >_>' ~ `-i' ::>|--" I;|.|.| <|i::|i|`. BM (` ^'"`-' ") BE SURE TO SEE TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE EXPLODY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-07.txt #3697 CHARLOTTE BRONTE (Fri, 2009 Aug 7) ,,_ {'%|=, CHARLOTTE BRONTE IS ONLY GOOD FOR STEADY FUCKIN' )< < ,\ )( | | )` (WITH APOLOGIES TO M.C. LYTE) |( |/ pb =' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-23.txt #3501 SPANISH CIVIL WAR (Fri, 2009 Jan 23) -. . .-. ' / / ./ _ __, .--' / < ~_-~ / < < \_ .-~7 _. \ > \.-'\ >` ~ .-~ < >< / , 7 < ~7 /_/ ! \ .-L \ _// <'~ ~ .-~ ! ! /o& `' . 7 IF WE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM THE _>_._ > _.-' '-._.-._.--./ SPANISH CIVIL WAR IT'S THAT SPAIN '-~ ~._/ IS BORING, WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT, ,-.-' TURN TO THE NEXT FUCKING PAGE < IN THE HISTORY BOOK ALEADY \ 7 .. . ! _.-. .. < ~v~ .-~---' .-.-~ ~\ < \ / ) > o < > \ \_.--._ / X .-' <> \ \ 7 . ' 7 > . - ' > _\ ! _,-' `. PWH ~--,.--' ._ /.- ~` < \ . \ 7/ ~ \.,< . ` `-~-.-~ __ . ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-13.txt #3703 WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS (Thu, 2009 Aug 13) ..;;;;;;; ,;;;;;;;;;' ,;;;;;;;\ ,;;;;;;;; \ WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS ,;;;;;;;; \ UP MY ASS UNTIL A GENERAL ,;;;;;;;; \ PRACTITIONER MANAGES TO FISH IT OUT ,;;;;;;;; ,,,, \ ,;;;;;;;; ' ', \ ,;;;;;;;; ' . ,\, .,;;;;;;;;_______________ \ ', /__________I I__________\ I__________I_____________I___________I [=MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM=] { } { } III { } { } { } III { } { } [__] III { } _{ } III { } [__] O C O KH [__] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-16.txt #3645 FLAG DAY (Tue, 2009 Jun 16) _ _.--.____.--._ ( )=.-":;:;:;;':;:;:;"-._ \\\:;:;:;:;:;;:;::;:;:;:\ I HOPE YOU HAD A HAPPY FAG DAY \\\:;:;:;:;:;;:;:;:;:;:;\ \\\:;::;:;:;:;:;::;:;:;:\ SHIT I MEAN FLAG DAY \\\:;:;:;:;:;;:;::;:;:;:\ \\\:;::;:;:;:;:;::;:;:;:\ FUCK GODDAMMIT \\\;;:;:_:--:_:_:--:_;:;\ \\\_.-" "-._\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ THAT'S FLAG DAY NOT FAG DAY hh+geni+vk \\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-02.txt #3631 MY JOB IS DONE (Tue, 2009 Jun 2) |=| ,-''--,,___/\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\} |=| ( )__\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\} |=| '-,,--'' \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\} |=| |=| |=| IF YOUR BALLS ACHE THEN I KNOW MY JOB IS DONE |=| |_| \_/ | DR ) ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-26.txt #3563 NEWFOUND BANDWIDTH (Thu, 2009 Mar 26) _.---**""**-. ._ .-' /|`. \`.' / | `. V ( ; \ I AM USING MY NEWFOUND BANDWIDTH L _.- -. `' \ FOR GOOD AND NOT EVIL / `-. _.' \ ; : __ ; _ | :`-.___.+-*"': ` ; .' `. | |`-/ `--*' / / /`.\| OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND : : \ :`.| ; | | . ;/ .' ' / : : / ` :__.' \`._.-' / | : ) : ; :----.._ | / : .-. `. / OH WELL, WHATEVER \ `._ / /`- / IT'S ONE OF THE TWO : .' \ ) .-' `-----*"' [bug] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-13.txt #3581 CAVEAT _____ (Mon, 2009 Apr 13) __.------. (__ ___ ) .)e )\ / /_.------ CAVEAT RAPOR _/_ _/ __.' / ' `-.__ / <.--' `\ / \ \c | / / ) GoT x \ | /\ |c / \.- \ \__/ ) /( ( \ <>'\ / _/ _\- `-. \/_|_ /<> / /--/,-\ _ \ <>.`. \/`--\_._) - / `-/\ `.\ / `. / ) `\ \ \ \___/----' | / `( ___________ \ ./\_ _ \ ______________ / | ) '| __________________ | / \ \ ___________a:f / | |____.) / \ a88a\___/88888a. \_ :)8888888888888888888a. /` `-----' `Y88888888888888888 \____| `88888888888P' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-07.txt #3575 NORMAN MAILER (Tue, 2009 Apr 7) .-""""-. /` (_)`\ | .-""-. | A PLETHORA OF PRICKS, ; /#.--. \ ; A DEARTH OF DICKS \ \/ \/ / | =\\= | | | | ++++ | \ / '-. .-' || || || || || jgs || A NOVEL BY NORMAN MAILER || File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-31.txt #3690 HONDURAS (Fri, 2009 Jul 31) ,-. `._ / | , `--._ , ' _,-' WHERE'S HONUDRAS ANYWAY _ __ `.| / ,--' `-._,-' `-. \ : / ,--.-.-`'.'.-.,_- _ `--'-'-;.'.'-'`-- _,-' `-.__,-' / : \ _,'| \ `--._ OH WAIT IS THAT THE FICTIONAL jrei _,--' ' . `-. COUNTRY FROM TROPICO ,' \ | ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-25.txt #3684 QREAGHTIVE (Sat, 2009 Jul 25) .(0,-.0)._ AND THE ABSOLUTELY MOST RETARDED PORNSTAR (------, ` -. _ NAME OF ALL TIME AWARD GOES TO ......... \.____/ \._ / / / __ \_._ "QREAGHTIVE" / / / ./ \_____./'\._ < /\/\ /\/\ \ / \/' \ \_ (CURIOUSLY ENOUGH NO THAT IS NOT A TYPO) ./\/\/' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-08.txt #3729 TILA TEQUILA (Tue, 2009 Sep 8) _.---._ .-' `-. .'_____________`. /| .-'!`-. |\ WELL MAYBE IF MS. TEQUILA WEREN'T SO / | .' / \ `. | \ BORING SHE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN CHOKED J | / / \ \ | L | |J /-----\ L| | F || /| |\ || J | |J / | | \ F| | J | <--`-----'--> | F \ | `. .' | / \|____`-._.-'____|/ `. .' VK `-._ _.-' """"" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-20.txt #3741 TOGETHER (A FLASHBACK FROM HISTORY) (Sun, 2009 Sep 20) .##. __________________________ |::| | |oooooo (<>) L_Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_YL______ .JL,_. | |oooooo ((oYo \\ L_h_h_hih_h_h_h_h__L______ ||} { ))| H |oooooo _______Y_//_)__(_((L_h_Y__Hh_h_h_h_h__L______ Y--------///()))---------------------------- | "(("^//"` | \\(( BRISTOL, LENINGRAD, CHUNGKING, LONDON, MOSCOW, WASHINGTON | )) | //\\_ TOGETHER WILL ANNIHILATE HITLERISM kg ~' ~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-19.txt #3678 IF YOU LIKE IT (Sun, 2009 Jul 19) ,==. \\// IF YOU LIKE IT / .-~~-. THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A FINGER IN IT ,",-""-.". | | | | | | .-"| |. ". `,",-" ,'.". `| |_,-' | | | | | | hjw ". `-._,-' ." `-.___,-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-29.txt #3780 SO SAY WE ALL (Thu, 2009 Oct 29) %%%% WIENERS %%%%%%%% %%%%%% %%% / %%% % % / % % / %%% % %%%%%% %%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%% %%%%%%% %%% %%%% %%%%%% %%% %%% %%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%%%% %%%%%% %%% %%% %%%% %%%% %%% %%% LOOK FOLKS THEY CAN'T ALL BE FUNNY %% %% %% %% OKAY FINE ALMOST NONE OF THEM ARE b'ger %%%% %%% LEAVE ME ALONE I'M DEPRESSED %%% %%% File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-15.txt #3766 KARI BYRON (Thu, 2009 Oct 15) , _cc, '.())(((c (((((()(c '(((('_ _' IS MYTHBUSTER KARI BYRON'S SON MINE `((( \ BECAUSE IF NOT I THINK I'LL HAVE TO (`\ - MAKE AN ADJUSTMENT TO THIS SITUATION ' ) ( __ _.-' ' `. / , -' \ L ` . \ / ` | `c ) c ) J .\__. `---': | \__ \, | L /`\\\> L | / / J L c ' / \ / /\ \-.__.' .' . |`-___.' : `8P / : .' / I'LL KNOCK UP THAT FUCKER TORY ` / .' AND SHOW HER WHAT SHE COULD HAVE HAD a:f / .' . .' L ' WAIT WHAT \` ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-01.txt #3752 POOR ROMAL POLANSKI (Thu, 2009 Oct 1) _ _ / )%.===.%( \ | // ,,, \\ | \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. FINALLY WOODY ALLEN WEIGHED IN ON /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ THE ROMAN POLANSKI ARREST ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) / /o o\ \ )( _ )( (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY WHEN IT COMES `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` TO BEING INAPPROPRIATE WITH jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ YOUNGER WOMEN HE SURE KNOWS HIS STUFF (___|___) (___|___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-10.txt #3822 FUNEMPLOYED (Thu, 2009 Dec 10) __ | \ _ I'M NOT UNEMPLOYED I'M *FUN*EMPLOYED ==='=='== (o> \++/ / ) (GUN GOES IN MOUTH) __.-------------^^-.__ \----. : .----/ \_/\| () / _ \ _ \/() / /|\ \ |/| | \/ snd _/_/ | \_\_ | |// /_/ | \_\ \_\| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-04.txt #3816 DUST (Fri, 2009 Dec 4) . * . . . DUST THOU ART . (*.) . * . . ( .(.. ) ) AND UNTO DUST . .( (..* ).*) . ( * . ). .) . SHALT THOU . ( (. *.) . . . * FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU .* . Keely File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-20.txt #3618 DIG DUG (Wed, 2009 May 20) L|J(_) ) | (") ( ,(. |`/ \- y (,`) )' (' | \ /\/ ) (. jgs (' ),) | _W_ (,)' ). POOKA AND FYGAR WILL SEE YOU IN HELL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-01.txt #3510 AMERICAN IDOL (Sun, 2009 Feb 1) ,(()). ,;;;;. __ ________ _____ ___ ((_ _));'_`'_( _| __ __ __ _| _| _| __ __ () \ /)\ ) / (_|__ _|-_| _(_|(_|(_|__ _|-- ((\ O(() \ O / _____(_|(_|_____________(_|_ SSt THE NEW SEASON OF AMERICAN IDOL IS PERFECTLY TIMED WITH MY TESTICLES DROPPING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-08.txt #3606 NO MATHEMATICIANS ALLOWED (Fri, 2009 May 8) . `-.______.-'`-. .-'\ . ____________) ___ `--' `-'\ _ ' ________) )__` ___ --'`-. \ .. ...//... ,-'------.__ __ `. `-.--.`. ) \.::::...`:://::::` `. `. `- `. ' `' ::::::::/ ://::::::: _____.' '--' ,___,' ::::::::-.^ .::::::. .--' _____ __ _,'`. '::::::: + ;:::::; ,--'--._,-----' ` `. `-- `. ,' ':::::::.'`.'`::::::` ____.----' .--' .' `. `:```::` / ':::::` ,'___ __ ' _ `. `. / `--, ':::::. |/ ' `. ,_,-' ` `---' | _/ '::::` ' |/ ___' ,-'`-. `. . (x| /___.` ' /' ,---. ,.,'`| |`-\' /xxxx/ ((/ `'.'.' | | / /xxxx/ '' | | | | / /\xxx( THIS APPEARS TO BE .' | | |/ / \ SOME ARRANGEMENT OF | .' /| / /|_______\_ A GIRL BREATHING FIRE .' | | (// | | \xxxxxxx. OR PERHAPS HAVING | | | `--'Y| : \x| | SEX WITH A DEMON OR | | ` '''\.' : / / MAYBE AN ANGEL !!!111 .' .'` \ | : _/ _/ | | | \ / | :/ / COME TO THINK OF IT | | `. . m | :| / MAYBE I SEE A DESK .' | | | v |=====|=/ IN THERE SOMEWHERE | .' .| | / \xxxx|/ | | || `. |xxx| BOTTOM LINE IS I'M | | .'`-'/| |xx(_ GETTING REALLY LAZY | .' | | / | /`xxxx\ IN MAKING THIS SHIT .' | `-'/ .' | \xxxx\ | .' | / | .' |\xxxx, | | `-'` | | |x\xxx\ | | | / /| | |xx\xxx\ .',`-'_/` / | .' |xx|\xxx\ | | )/ / | | |xx| \xxx-- `-' // / _/ | |xx_. \xx( `. /--) \\ . |x/_| \xx\__`. \_/ |\ _\ /\/| | \x\ \ | \ \ \__/ | |-`/ `--` mv \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-15.txt #3524 RINGS (Sun, 2009 Feb 15) ,==. \\// DEAR WOMEN, .-~~-. ,",-""-.". WEAR ZERO OR ONE RINGS, NOT 62 | | | | | | .-"| |. THAT WAY I CAN TELL WHAT THE FUCK IS ". `,",-" ,'.". UP AND NOT WASTE TIME TALKING TO YOU `| |_,-' | | | | | | ". `-._,-' ." hjw `-.___,-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-14.txt #3523 NO TAXATION WITHOUT (Sat, 2009 Feb 14) NO TAXATION WITHOUT __ _.._ .-'__`-._.'.--.'.__., /--' '-._.' '-._./ /__.--._.--._.'``-.__/ jgs '._.-'-._.-._.-''-..' BACON File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-09.txt #3607 DIS-BOAT-LIEF (Sat, 2009 May 9) | GUYS | | | THESE SAVINGS ARE UN-BOAT-LIEVABLE!!! |-|-| | | | | {O} | '--| | .|]_ | _.-=.' | | | | |]_ | |_.-=' | __|__ _.-=' |\ /|\ | | |-'-'-'-'-. |_.-=' '=========' ` | | `. | / \ || / \____.--=''''==--.._ ||_.'--==' |__ __ __ _.' || | | |\ || || || | ___ ____ ||__|____|____| \||__||__||_/ __________________/| | | |______ |===.---. .---.========''''=-._ | | | / | | | || |\| ||| | | | '===' || \|_____|_____|____/__|___| |-.._||_____|_\___'---' '---'______....---===''======//=//////========| |--------------\------------------/-----------------//-//////---------/ | \ / // ////// / | \______________/ // ////// / | _____===//=//////=========/ |==============================================================LGB/ '----------------------------------------------------------------` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-21.txt #3619 EARTH FIRST (Thu, 2009 May 21) . . * . . . . * . . . . . . * . . . . * . . * . . . * . . * . . . * . . . . * . . . . . * . . . .-o--. . * . . . . . . . . * * . :O o O : . . ____ * . . . . . . . . : O. Oo; . . `. ````.---...___ . * . . . * . `-.O-' . * . . \_ ; \`.-'```--..__. . . * . . . . . ,'_,-' _,-' ``--._ . * . . . . * . . . -' ,-' `-._ * . . * . . . ,-' _,-._ ,`-. . . . . . * . . '--. _ _.._`-. `-._ | `_ . * . . . . . . ; ,' ' _ `._`._ `. `,-'' `-. . . . . . . ,-' \ `;. `. ;` `._ _/\___ `. . * . . * \ \ , `-' ) `':_ ; \ `. . * . . . * \ _; ` ,; __; `. . . . . . '-.; __, ` _,-'-.--''' \-: `. * . . . * . )`-..---' `---'' \ `. . . . . . . . .' `. `. ` . * . . . / `. `. ` * . . / `. `. ' . . * / `. `. _'. . . . . | `._\-' ' . . . | `.__, \ * . . *. . | \ \. . . | \ \ . * jrei * EARTH SECOND, THIRD, MAYBE FOURTH LET ME GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT ACTUALLY IT MIGHT BE LOWER PRIORITY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-28.txt #3537 COINCIDENCE (Sat, 2009 Feb 28) \\\ , \ `| ) ( .-""-. | | /_ { '. | | (/ `\ } ) Q: WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN A PORN | | ^/ ^`} { STAR HAS PRECISELY THE SAME \ \ \= ( { ) BIRTHDAY (DATE AND YEAR) AS I DO? \ \ '-, { {{ \ \_.' ) } ) \.-' ( ( A: IT MEANS SHE'S A FAT OLD PIECE /'-.'_. ) ( } OF SHIT TOO, DUH \_( { _/\ ) '--' `-;\ \ WHAT A STUPID QUESTION _.-' / / / <\/>_.' .' / / <\/>/. ' /<\// / _ |\`- _ . -/| - _- ` _.-'`_/- | \ - - - - \\\ }`<\/> <\/>`{ { -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- } } { <\/>. <\/> {`<\/> <\/>`} } -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- { { } } } { H A P P Y { <\/> B I R T H D A Y <\/> `<\/> <\/>' jgs -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-05.txt #3817 BHOPAL (Sat, 2009 Dec 5) itz -_ `-;-_ ,--.__ `-;-/. ,/\-`. BLAH FUCKING BLAH BHOPAL BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH _//"\\ l'/Y=| /'-? \\ `;\-| ,' ;/ \\ \|; ./' ;' \\ \( ,-" _;' \\ ` ,-'_;-" \ "' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-11.txt #3823 ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET (Fri, 2009 Dec 11) A _,-' `-._ ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET !!!!!!!!! _-'_________`-_ ``---\_ _/---`` INVOKE THE FOURTEENTH AMENDMENT (_ - _) \_._/ 8 __H__ 8 \ | / 8 |\ | /| 8 _|_|||_|_8 `-,/ \,-'8. | | `8< | | |-,-| (IT WORKS FOR ANYTHING) gnv'-'-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-14.txt #3765 WICCAN POWERS (Wed, 2009 Oct 14) _..--.._ _..--. _..--.. ,' ,'`. ,','.--.\ ,' \ `.`. / / / /| : : / _ \: |\ \ \ \ / : : /`. | |:| ,'' _``. \ | ,;, . `:\ _: | `,/_\. :`/;' , .:\ ) `'/' _ \ \:\( _|__`>_/`' /(:/ / .\` /: .' ,`.._|_\\' ( _=`;._//_|_..'` \\ :: / '| (__=`, :`||| `,.__) \ : | \ \`.\\__\;|| //`|/ : | | `.._____.-,`'| \\___||// /`-._ | : | : ,<''_\\,.|//_`>. :`._ ;: \ ; ; )`-..______..-'( :\ `-.__.' / ; / /|: : | `.._____.': : _.' / || | | `. : : _.-' / :: ; : `-.____; \; ,' ( \ / )\ / ,' ,'____,' ,`-,.______..-') (__\ _`. (___..'>_>____`.`.'._)_\_>._)-' ,'___`._________) SSt WICCAN POWERS ACTIVATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 FORM OF .................. THREE LONELY GOTH GIRLS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-28.txt #3779 PLEASE READ (Wed, 2009 Oct 28) : ;; / | / | .' : PLEASE READ .-' ' MY FAG FAQ _.-' / .-*" / \ _ .-' .' \ _.-*?' .' .' \ .-" .' __ .' , .-' .-+. .' _.-*".' / \ .-' _.--**""**-. .-' _.y-:-" .' : `+. .*""*. `. :-. -. \ .' ; .--*""*--. / __ ` _.--. \ |$| -.` -.;/ _.-+. : .' :*" "*..*" y`-' $| ;*" _( \ / +----/ / .'.-'---+ .-._.+' `. -'_.--. :- "_( `*-: | \/\/\/ | /) ` .'___ ' "_( ; `._| | \ )` .'.' `./_" ( : \| | (`._..--**" : .- ; `"' \ | | `----**"T"" " `+. | `. | | ' .' : _.-*"*- | | / / ' .-*" _ | | __..-'\ / bug "+,'___..--| |--**"" `-.__.' "" +----------------+ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-18.txt #3677 HIP HOP (Sat, 2009 Jul 18) @=====@ HE'S THE DJ #=@ @=#_ I'M THE RAPER # \/\/\/\/\/\ #\ @@| _ _ |@@( @@|\|_|-|_|/|@@ ) (OK SOMETIMES HE'S A RAPER TOO) @| /\ |@ ( | \~~~~/ | ) | ~~~~ | | \_______/ | _________| |_______(____ / \ / ( `\ / / | fvk \ / |-\---, \ _______/ /__|_______@_______|__)___\ \________ |\ \ \___ ______________# | |__ \ |\\ /\ \ ', |\ # W W W W @@ \ /ooo `, \ ||\\ ' ooo \\#\ # W W W W @@ \ ' \ \ || \\ \ ; \#\___o_o_o_o____\ \ ; \ \|_|\\ `,_____/ \|______________| `,_____/ \ \\ \ \\ \ \\_______________________________________________\ \ ___________________________________________ | || | || | || | || | || | || | \|_| \|_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-21.txt #3742 PETER, PAUL AND WHO (Mon, 2009 Sep 21) ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, PETER, PAUL AND MARY ??? )\_) \_ / MORE LIKE OLD, OLD AND OLD _/|/_ _// ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | NEXT TIME COME UP WITH A CATCHIER NAME | | | ._., - |.,_ // LOSERS _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-09.txt #3730 2009 AUGUST 9 (Wed, 2009 Sep 9) _____ _.'_____`._ .'.-' 12 `-.`. IT'S 9/9/9 !!!!1111 /,' 11 1 `.\ // 10 / 2 \\ ;; / :: || 9 ----O 3 || :: ;; \\ 8 4 // \`. 7 5 ,'/ '.`-.__6__.-'.' I'M MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS ((-._____.-)) BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND CALENDARS _)) ((_ '--'SSt '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-24.txt #3683 FIREBALL (Fri, 2009 Jul 24) '! !' '\).-.(/' .) o o (. MY HEART WOULD BE A FIREBALL / (WHIRRRRRP) / A FIREBALL n (o) n' .-@ =-= @-. / .'=._.='. \ .-' '-.".-' '-. )_ /-._,6,_.-\ _( '. /. " .\ .' '"' ; ; '"' '. .' 6: :6 : : '. .' : : '. .' ! ! : : .-. ! ' ; ' ; " '. .' "^Y$bpgd$P^" "Y$$P' fsc / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-30.txt #3689 WIKIA (Thu, 2009 Jul 30) ___ __//_\\__ ___________ _-~ ~ ~ ~-_ ,-~~ ~~-, ,/ \, `-__ ,- ,- ,-__-' `-__ __-' | ~~~~~~~~~~~ | | ~~~~~~~~~~~ | IT'S A REAL PITY ABOUT | ,- _ _ ,- | | ,- _ _ ,- | WIKIA SEARCH | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | IT SHOWED SUCH PROMISE | | | | | | | | | | | | TO BE AS EMBARRASSING TO | | | | | | | | | | | | HUMANITY AS WIKIPEDIA | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | INSTEAD IT JUST SUCKED | | | | | | | | | | | | THE USUAL AMOUNT AND DIED | | | | | | | | | | | | | `- `_ `_ `- | | `- `_ `_ `- | `-__ __-' `-__ __-' -rmcn ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-26.txt #3685 SHIVA (Sun, 2009 Jul 26) ____,......__ _, -'' _________,..i''--.._ ,.-'' ,.-'' '' ... '`-._ ,/' _.-'' '`-. '- ,' ,-' ':. `- ,' ,' GUESS WHAT I DO WITH THESE EXTRA ARMS `. / ,' `. \ ,' / .| \ `. / / '\ \ \ / ,' ,''`__ `. \ / / ':::.| \ \ / ; |+-'i| : \ ; ; ,',''.| : : ; / /,|- --|\ \ : +/ / ,;'| ;; |\\ \ \ ; ; ,/__,\--i .L` : : ;-; /| ,''|||' '+-:... : : ;._ |..\ _-' |` | _''-:`-. ,''--'' : : |\ / \ ,- |.\- ,|/- | \ ,' /- | | ; '`\ ;- _-' ,,. '`:`'ii,'' ,_ -. _:..;: : : ; -' ;+ ,+||,. _,' ,\...--' ,,-i -`.. '-._,'''' : : | -: '.. +'||| ||/ /' __,.....'-' ,' '-'-. ` / | | | \ . |. /,/;;,'' | / ''-..__' | | | \ | `-/' |/| \ . \ | | | ''|`._.-' |' __-`-.._....: | | | ' ,' ''.---iii '-_ | | : ,' `\::\ `:'-. _; ; : ,' ,._ |\::\ ':_.:=.._______..,--''; ; | /' ,i:,'':+ \::\ | `_ \-._ .__ _. | | -:- /' _,'' / :`\:\ . \ `\ '--.i---' ; ; : : -;:. ,,- / ',i.:___/ \ '-. '-.. ; ; : : ,----- i;/' ' / ' ` '`-.._,:`;,; \ \ '''--.,-' ,' /' ' .._____,.-+'/ : \ / ,/' / ; : : || _,' ; ; \ : | | ; / \ \ \ \ / / \ `. ` \ ,' / \ \ `. '. / / `. \ \__i. / ,' \ `. +''`. ,' / `. `. ,+.._;:-i;.--: .-. ,' ,' `. `. (\i.).-''-=-----+--`\ ,' ,' `. `-. `+'.---.....|-.|__ +'''':-.,-' ,' `-. `-.../ - ...:=-.| ,-' ,-' `-. `--._ :dg: _.--' ,-' `---._''---------''_.---' ''---------'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-23.txt #3744 WASHING WINDOWS (Wed, 2009 Sep 23) _ _ //\ /\\ // \______ / \\ I GOT A JOB WASHING THE WINDOWS // / \ \\ OF THE PAJAMAS TV VIRTUAL SET // / \ \\ // / sSSSs \ \\ //_ / sSSSsSs \ _\\ //`_\ Ss. . s /_,\\ // \` Ss\ _ /Ss , / \\ // / \ \sSs_) (_sSs/ / \ \\ // / \_|_ \ / _|_/ \ \\ \\ / sS\ _^_ /ss \ // \\/ ) ( \// `===========================' drx/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-02.txt #3753 CHECK THAT (Fri, 2009 Oct 2) .:. +-+ ### | | \--+ +-________) (_______________________________| o| _____/===%====/======------------------------------------!\ ______________/ / //! ||||||||||||| (%) ================ ====== ! X '______________! ! !!! ||||||||||||||| ._================_.. ====== -- ! X \\\\\\\ o||XX|||XX||o||_! o { o } |===----------!M| """"""\_!_!_|_!_!_!!!/ !________!-------___X____________ !-. | "X ||__| |. ^\\ o | | | / |! || \\ | | /""|!!! |" || | "----" |!!!!! ". || | |!!+-+!!| | | |!!|:|!!| | | I FEEL CHEATED, RAPED, POSSIBLY SOILED `--+-+--" `-" |%%#| OKAY CHECK THAT |%%#| |%%#| DEFINITELY SOILED |%%#| |#%#| |###| |###| +---+ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-16.txt #3767 HASHTAGS (Fri, 2009 Oct 16) ./==\ /~~~~~\V ./ / || (-_=====) ./ / || ( -=====\ ./ ./ /| \ ( ( )= ./ (./ / | \ ) ) _/ ./ ./ / | |\ ,__(__ ( ( ___/ ./ / | | \ ( L:\\ -v-\ / @@@/@@@@ @@@\@@@ / /\L:\\VV KK\/ (@@@/OO@@@@)@@@OO\@@@) / / |L:\\vKKxx) @/@@@@@@ @@@@@\@ MM#@#!!!| \\ MM#@#!!:!/ \\ MM#@#!!!| M\\ M#@#!!:\ MM\\ @#!!:!| <<:\\ @#:::/ ><<<:\/#|||| WELP JUST GOT UP IT'S TIME TO LOG INTO TWITTER <>>>:@@#___\ AND LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT'S ON MY MIND !!!!111 DS \/~oO/ )Ooo +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | [JUSTICIA] HMMM WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST #CUNT #CUNT #CUNT #CUNT #CUNT | | | | 17 MINUTES AGO VIA WEB | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-07.txt #3819 COMIC SANS (Mon, 2009 Dec 7) __ __ __\_\___ ___/_/__ /_______ \___ ___/\_______\ \_\ \/__/\_____/\__\/ /_/ \/_____\/ __ \o | o/_____ ________________/\_\ \ | /_______\_______________\/ \_/ / b'ger | /\ _ | AUTHORS USING COMIC SANS IN / /\_________/ |__| THEIR SERIOUS PHYSICS / / / / PAPERS/PRESENTATIONS SHOULD /_/ /_/ GET SOME SORT OF MEDAL \ \ \ \ OR SOMETHING \ \ \_\ \_\ /_/ /_/ |_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-13.txt #3825 KOREANS (Sun, 2009 Dec 13) . `"SSSSSSSSs. `"Ss. `"Ss. KOREANS ARE BANGABLE IF YOU .s S' ss' ss' DUMP ENOUGH SOY SAUCE ON THEM SS ssssssssss `$SSSSSSSSSSSs. ss ss .oOOOOOOo. "SssssssS' .O' `O. `$SSSSSSSSSSSSs. o; ;o `SS WELL EXCEPT FOR LUCY LEE OBVIOUSLY `o o' S' `OooooooO' ' NOTHING CAN FIX HER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-23.txt #3621 OUT OF MY BEDROOM (Sat, 2009 May 23) . !__________! . _______ /_\ |____ ____| /_\ |__*__| __|__ {____}{____} __|__ |__*__| __|_*_|__%%%%%%%%%%%%__|_*_|__|__*__|__ | | %%%%%%%%%%%%%% | | |/ \| %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% OUT OF MY BEDROOM %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% /||||||||||||||||||||\ INTO MY MOUTH ||||||||||||||||||lc|| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-16.txt #3525 ZERO DAYS (Mon, 2009 Feb 16) +-----------------------------+ | | | THIS HOUSE HAS GONE 923 | | DAYS WITHOUT SOMEONE | | SHITTING THEMSELVES | | | +-----------------------------+ : '. _ .' -= (~) =- .' # '. /""""" | (')') C _) \ _| \__/ <___Y> / \ :\\ / | :|\ |___| :|/\ | | :|\ \ \ \ :| \ \_ \ \==L| \\\ ///` || | || | || | || | || | || | || [___]] jgs (____)) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ +-----------------------------+ | | | THIS HOUSE HAS GONE xxx 0 | | DAYS WITHOUT SOMEONE | | SHITTING THEMSELVES | | | +-----------------------------+ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-02.txt #3511 UNPRECEDENTED (Mon, 2009 Feb 2) HANDS UP WHO ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS WHAT THE WORD "UNPRECEDENTED" MEANS WHAT ?!?!?! NO ONE AT ALL APPARENTLY ?!!??!?!? WELL THEN STOP FUCKING USING IT DIPSHITS *POW* . * x\ \ ___ . . \x \ __ / \_ x +.x* + ** (_ / / <\ /\ /\ /\ /\ / *+ * *** (__\/ ) < / \ / \ / + / + *** (____) `(==(----' '----)==)`< (__/~~` `~~\__) lbm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-02.txt #3814 SPACE BUS (Wed, 2009 Dec 2) ______________________ |,----.,----.,----.,--.\ ALL ABOARD THE SPACE BUS TO JUPITER !!!!! || || || || \\ |`----'`----'|----||----\`. GAS / BONK / ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ [ | -||- __|(| [ ,--. |____||.--. | 100,000 YEARS LATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =-(( `))-----------(( `))== jrei`--' `--' ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-16.txt #3828 A GOOD FPS (Wed, 2009 Dec 16) +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | |\ -~ / \ / | |~~__ | \ | \/ /\ /| | -- | \ | / \ / \ / | | |~_| \ \___|/ \/ / | |--__ | -- |\________________________________/~~\~~| / \ / \ | | |~~--__ |~_|____|____|____|____|____|____|/ / \/|\ / \/ \/| | | |~--_|__|____|____|____|____|____|_/ /| |/ \ / \ / | |___|______|__|_||____|____|____|____|____|__[]/_|----| \/ \ / | | \mmmm : | _|___|____|____|____|____|____|___| /\| / \ / \ | | B :_--~~ |_|____|____|____|____|____|____| | |\/ \ / \ | | __--P : | / / / | \ / \ /\| |~~ | : | / ~~~ | \ / \ / | | | |/ .-. | /\ \ / | | | / | | |/ \ /\ | | | / | | -_ \ / \ | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | /| | | 2 3 4 | /~~~~~\ | /| |_| .... ......... | | | ~|~ | % | | | ~J~ | | ~|~ % |_| .... ......... | | AMMO | HEALTH | 5 6 7 | \===/ | ARMOR |#| .... ......... | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ BM CONSOLE GAMERS WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD FPS IF IT CAME UP BEHIND THEM AND RAPED THEM SEE THAT'S EXTRA FUNNY BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TURN AROUND FAST ENOUGH TO PREVENT IT DUE TO THE SHITTY FUCKING GAMEPAD GO ON INSISTING HALO DIDN'T SUCK, NO ONE BELIEVES YOU File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-13.txt #3522 SINISTER (Fri, 2009 Feb 13) _ _ ,-. / ) ( `. // /-._/ / I WON'T STAND FOR A LEFT-HANDED PRESIDENT `\ \ /(_/ / / / ; `-` (_/ / / | (_/ / \ / ) /` I THINK I'LL ORGANIZE A PROTEST jgs / /` BECAUSE THAT ALWAYS FIXES THINGS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-07.txt #3516 BONER PART II (Sat, 2009 Feb 7) . . /^\ . /\ "V" /__\ I O o //..\\ I . MORE LIKE MY *BONER* NEEDS A STIMULUS PACKAGE \].`[/ I /l\/j\ (] . O AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!?!?!?!?!?!? /. ~~ ,\/I . \\L__j^\/I o \/--v} I o . | | I _________ | | I c(` ')o | l I \. ,/ _/j L l\_! _//^---^\\_ -Row ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-26.txt #3624 ELLA ENCHANTED (Tue, 2009 May 26) __ /__`. / \ `\\ / \ `\ / \ \ /_______\ /\ (((( )))) (((' . '))) ELLA KIDNAPPED, RAPED, FUCKED OUT, (((\_-_/))) ENCHANTED, AND THEN TOSSED (((_) (_))) /((( \ / )))\ / ((( ^ ))) \ / / (( ^ )) \ \ ( ( \ ^ / ) ) \ \ )www( / / `\\ / \ //' /' `\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ jgs | | `-----......_____......-----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-27.txt #3625 THE SECRET SHAME OF ERUCTATION (Wed, 2009 May 27) _ ` )\. HOW COULD YOU ?!?!?!??!?!??!!? / \_ ,--. / :";@,".\,-. ' \ (,'@'*,*"@'.)/ ` \\ \';*"."@,'// EVERYTIME YOU BURP, YOU MURDER A FART \ \\".@;"/ / \_ \_,/ _ / ,-'`../ ,. (-[]-) ' /.|)(|,\ JUST REMEMBER THAT LITTLE MISSY gpyy `' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-06.txt #3515 BONER PART I (Fri, 2009 Feb 6) . . /^\ . /\ "V" /__\ I O o //..\\ I . MORE LIKE MY *BONER* NEEDS A BAILOUT \].`[/ I /l\/j\ (] . O AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!?!?!?!?!?!? /. ~~ ,\/I . \\L__j^\/I o \/--v} I o . | | I _________ | | I c(` ')o | l I \. ,/ _/j L l\_! _//^---^\\_ -Row ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-12.txt #3521 WILL.I.AM (Thu, 2009 Feb 12) ,-----------------. | | | : | | : | COULD SOMEONE | : : | JUST FUCKING | ,-----. : | STICK A DICK | %%%%%%% : | IN WILL.I.AM | ####### : : | ALREADY PLEASE | %%%%%%% ) | | | | ( ( ( | | | | ) . ) | | |& | ( ( : : | | (&$ `-. ) | | `. $&& `. : | | __`. * `. : | | / ""`-. ** \ | | \_______`-.___) | `-----------------' Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-17.txt #3829 FORT DIX (Thu, 2009 Dec 17) uuu uuu I WENT TO FORT DIX AND IT WAS KIND OF DISAPPOINTING uuu|=====uuu | | |======| |'| | | .==. | | | |___|##|___|/ (PS) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-03.txt #3815 BRIGHTS (Thu, 2009 Dec 3) __,_____ LET'S GO TO A CONFERENCE FOR BRIGHTS !!!!!!!!!!! hjw / __.==--" /#(-' (PUTS GUN IN MOUTH) `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-12.txt #3763 PLAXICO (Mon, 2009 Oct 12) I WISH MY FIRST NAME WERE PLAXICO / a'! _,,_ a'! _,,_ a'! _,,_ a'! _,,_ \\_/ \ \\_/ \ \\_/ \ \\_/ \.-, \, /-( /'-, \, /-( /'-,\, /-( /'-, \, /-( / //\ //\\ //\ //\\ //\ //\\ //\ //\\jrei File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-06.txt #3757 JUST FLEW IN (Tue, 2009 Oct 6) ,--. \ _\_ I JUST FLEW IN FROM OUT OF TIME AND _\/_|_\____.'\ BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED FROM BEATING OFF -(___.--._____( \ \ jg \ \ `--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-22.txt #3681 CAUSE AND EFFECT (Wed, 2009 Jul 22) .---. /_____\__ .===. _ _ `\/6.6\/--` / _/\ \ / )%.===.%( \ ( _ ) \/6.6\/ | // ,,, \\ | ,'---', ( _ ) \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. / _ \ _)---(_ /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ /\/ (_) \/\ / `~` \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) .=@=. \ | (_) | / /\/ \/\ / /o o\ \ )( _ )( / \ \| |/ \ | | / (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) \ 6.6 / |_____| \|_____|/ (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ ( _ ) | | | | L | / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) .-'---'-. | | | |__|__| / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ / . . \ \__|__/ | | | /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ _/ /| , |\ \_ |_|_| |_|_| `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` (__/{`"==="`}\__) jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ /\_ _/\ (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) _| /`"`\ |_ ( \ / \ / ) PRETTY SURE VACCINES GAVE MY KID AUTISM BECAUSE \_/ \_/ AFTER ALL I'M KNOWN FOR SHOWING OFF MY TITS AND THAT PROVES IT CAN'T BE BAD GENES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-27.txt #3748 BRAD PITT (Sun, 2009 Sep 27) .--. {c. .o} BRAD PITT SURE HAS COME A LONG WAY SINCE COOL WORLD _ \ !_c) _ \` , `--' / \/ \ /\/ | ( / ) / |/ \) \) ejm -- _- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-08.txt #3667 CHICXULUB (Wed, 2009 Jul 8) . \'~~~-, \ '-,_ \ /\ `~'~''\ _\ \\ \/~\ \__ \\ \ \ \\. \ \ \ \ `~~ I LIKE SAYING "CHICXULUB" '\\ \. / L \ \ | \_\ \ | _o----, | \ ! / AM+tQn '._ \_ __/ _/ \_ ''--'' __/ \.__ | ''.__ __.._ __\ '' './ ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-25.txt #3746 THE PRODUCERS (Fri, 2009 Sep 25) | | ------------\ ,---. /------------ | | | | ---------. `-./ "\.-' .--------- | | | ,--. | --------\ . /-------- | ,--. | | ( >< ) | ------`-.| .-'------ | ( >< ) | | `--' | ---/ `/"\ \--- | `--' | | . | `//_-_\\' Ojo 98 | | | : . ! | (.' ',) | . : . :| | ! ! .| | | : | ! .| | |_| ;|_| . |_| !_| !| `-' `-^' \o `-' `-^' \__________________T>_________________/ `-=--=--=--=--=--=---=--=--=--=--=--=-' ] _] _] _] _] _] _L] _] _] _] _] _] _ `-------------------------------------' `u---u---u---u---u---u---u---u---u---u' I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT NATHAN LANE AND MATTHEW BRODERICK SUCKING EACH OTHERS' COCKS ON STAGE REALLY HAS ANYTHING TO DO EITHER WITH PRODUCING OR THE THIRD REICH OKAY MAYBE THE LATTER A LITTLE BIT BUT STILL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-19.txt #3740 WOLFENSTEIN (Sat, 2009 Sep 19) +------------------+ | ___ | | _ (,~ | _ | Q: WHAT'S BETTER THAN KILLING NAZIS | (____/ |____) | | ||||| ||||| | A: FUCK IF I KNOW BUT MAKIN' 'EM EXTRA-EVIL | ||||| ||||| | SUPERNATURAL MAGIC-USING NAZIS IS A | |||||\ /||||| | DAMN GOOD START | |||'//\/\\`||| | | |' m' /\ `m `| | | /||\ | \_ _/ `-----92-KSR-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-20.txt #3679 ANAL(S) (Mon, 2009 Jul 20) ' '//' ___ '__'///' . \ / \I/ /////' . \ " ==%//=' . = > %%%%====%=-' / " ##%%%==\\' / \ ____ =\\%\\' ~ '\\\' '\\' . ''DdC IF YOU WERE ANY KIND OF RECORDED HISTORY YOU'D BE ANNALS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-10.txt #3761 NOBEL PEACE PRIZE REDUX (Sat, 2009 Oct 10) /\ {.-} WE'D LIKE TO GIVE THIS SEASHELL THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE ;_.-'\ FOR BEING SO DARN CUTE AND SHELLY { _.}_ \.-' / `, \ | / \ | ,/ jgs \|_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-04.txt #3755 ARSENIO HALL SHOW (Sun, 2009 Oct 4) '-. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ARSENIO HALL SHOW GOT CANCELLED '-. _____ .-._ | '. : .. | : '-._+ | .-' / \ .'i--i / \ .-'_/____\___ .-' : fsc: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-15.txt #3827 HOWARD THE DUCK II (Tue, 2009 Dec 15) * * ,,, ____()() } INDEPENDENCE DAY 2 TO BE MADE ???? ======= ( \\ \ FUCK THAT I'M HOLDING OUT FOR HOWARD THE DUCK 2 \\____===. ______) ( )\(____ / ___/ \ [%]__ \ //|| // \ ||\\ || ||__^^^ ^^^___|| || ejm97 ||/____\_/----\_/_____\|| | ____________________ || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-01.txt #3813 TRANSEXUAL VS. INTERSEX (Tue, 2009 Dec 1) ,--. _ ,-%*--;_) (___,/))) Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ((c a( TRANSEXUAL AND INTERSEX ??????? (()) c/ ,- ( / \._> =._@ / ,/ ) |\| / -'--._,-_-|_|-. \ ____,._,/-._,-' &)===( .8! . :8! | |8! | |8! | |8\____| !^oooooo ) )) , || A: HOW LONG IT'LL TAKE US TO GET RID OF THEM ( || . || ) || (\._\\ gpyy\(\_\\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-29.txt #3841 PONG (Tue, 2009 Dec 29) O . _/|\_-O ___|_______ / | \ AVOID MISSING BALL FOR HIGH SCORE. / | \ ################# / _ ( )| \ / ( ) | | \ / \ |_/ | \ /____\/|____|___________\ | | | | / \ | | / \ |drx _/ /_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-04.txt #3513 PRICK JOKES (Wed, 2009 Feb 4) __ / \--..____ \ \ \-----,,,.. \ \ \ \--,,.. \ \ \ \ ,' \ \ \ \ ``.. \ \ \ \-'' \ \ \__,,--''' POLITICS + DICK JOKES = PRICK JOKES \ \ \. \ \ ,/ \ \__..- \ \ \ \ \ \ :F_P: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-10.txt #3519 A REAL VOICE (Tue, 2009 Feb 10) ( ( ) ))) COULD ROBERT KENNEDY, JR. GET A REAL ((((( FUCKING VOICE OR WHAT THE FUCK OVER ( )))))) )(((((( ((,````)) :(.)(.): \\\\ ( _\ )||||| c \ | ejm `._.' ) / /\ / / \ / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-19.txt #3617 HIGH VELOCITY DUMP (Tue, 2009 May 19) I HATE IT WHEN I SHIT AND THE POO COMES FLYING OUT OF ME SO FAST IT GOES STRAIGHT DOWN THE DRAIN AND I CAN'T LOOK AT IT OR TAKE A PICTURE AFTER I'M DONE BECAUSE IT'S BASICALLY FLUSHED ITSELF COME ON DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LOOK AT YOUR SHIT EVERYTIME IT'S TO CHECK YOUR HEALTH AND ALSO OUT OF CREATIVE PRIDE AM I ALONE ON THIS ONE OR WHAT ___ ________________________ ___ ________________________ ___ I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I IHI I I IHI I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I O I-I I I O I-I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I IHI I I IHI I I I I I I I I I I ___I I________________________I I___I I________________________I I___ I (_( )___( )_) I (_( )___( )_) I I I I I I I I I I I I I I_I I_I I I I I I I _H_ <$> <$> _H_ <#> <#> CN _H_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-31.txt #3629 GREETINGS FROM SUNNY HAWAII (Sun, 2009 May 31) __..-----') ,.--._ .-'_..--...-' '-"'. _/_ / ..--''""'-. _.--""...:._:(_ ..:"::. \ .-' ..::--""_(##)#)"':. \ \) \ _|_ / /_:-:'/ :__(##)##) ): ) '-./' '\.-' " / | :' :/""\///) /:.' --( )-- / :( :( :( (#//) " .-'\.___./'-. / :/|\ :\_:\ \#//\ / | \ |:/ | ""--':\ (#//) ' \/ \ :| \ :\ (#//) \:\ '.':. \#//\ ':| "--'(#///) WISH YOU WERE GAY (#///) (#///) ___/""\ \#///\ oo## (##///) `-6 # (##///) ,'`. (##///) // `.\ (##///) ||o \\ \##///\ \-+--// (###///) :_|_(/ (sjw////)__...--:: :...__ (#/::''' :: : ""--.._ __..-''' __;: : "-._ __..--"" `---/ ; '._ ___..--"" `-' "-..___ (_ ""---....___ __...--"" _) """--... ___"""""-----......._______......----""" --""" """" ---..... ___....---- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-25.txt #3623 STAR TREK (Mon, 2009 May 25) _ ___________________________=====____ __--__ / || =<==== NCC-1701 ======= / ___________---______---___________ \_||__________________________________/ \________________________________/ | | \______/ \__ .. : \ | | `--' \_ : \ | | __-`------`-----____| | \ |||_ .::. : |_|--_ -)=|__ =<=======-- :. |_\ / ||| __________---' ------------ _________ ___--- .. ---___ _- -_ _ ___________________________=====__ _/ \_ / || /\ / \ \_||_____,-,___________________ _\/ / \ | | ===== / | | | | ____ __--------------____|_| I'M WORRIED THERE | ,- __ -. \ ||| `--_ ISN'T ENOUGH EXPLODING | | (__) | -)=| _) SHIT IN THE NEW | `-____-' / ||| ______,-- STAR TREK MOVIE | -------------- | | \ | | | \ / _ _____| |___________________=====___ \_ _/ / || `-' /\ \_ _/ \_||___________________________ __\/ -___ .. ___- ===== ---_________--- __ __ / \ __---__ / \ __\__/_____---_______---_____\__/__ \_________________________________/ \\_ \_______/ _// \\_ `---' _// \\..-|_|-..// `/ .---. \' | | o | | \ `-_-' / `-----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-24.txt #3622 DEFAULT TO HOT (Sun, 2009 May 24) _/"\ //| \ _,=*"""*=, \ ,*",=",`=",=", \ = ,"=,"="___=",, || / "=," _=" '"\ | || ; =" ,-" ,, V || \_,* *@ ,, || ; . @* || ; _ |/ | \ ( )// / ", ,="/ / __,=* *=< / /___) \ /// . /"\_. // ; / |\\\ // ; ; /| //_\=;>"*=, \ ; `=,__/=" ,*,=" ,"=,,\ \ \ || _,;*" ,"="="=" | \ />__ || /=","="," ,*""V \"/___ ||;"=,"=" ,=" ,\ / ")\ || \ =" ,* ,, @*, / || ==*" *@ . ; , | \ ; ' ; \ \ \ *==*/ ; \ \ ", ," \ \ \=* *=,___ = \ ) \__\ ", / " . `.\\==,,_ `>=, ; \ \\\ "*=, ; ; | |_\\ "* , ; `=,__,=" ._.=" "/=, \ _ / / " , >,_ (X).<_ / _=" " _\/ / (\ / \ , _ , " , ; (X) ; , " ,_ ; " ; " ,_ "*==,_ \ / *=,_ ""***== = jjs "**===,,__ ", ," """****====`>=, ,=<` I'M NOT SURE WHETHER THIS IS HOT OR NOT SO I FIGURE I'D BETTER DEFAULT TO HOT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-30.txt #3628 A CANDLE TO THE DARKNESS (Sat, 2009 May 30) . ' . ' ' . ' . . . HOLDING A CANDLE TO THE DARKNESS . . .; . .': . .' : . SETTING IT ON FIRE, RUNNING : ; . \./ . .' . :;|.;: . 'd '' |' |' .| | | | | :. ' | | | | b c | | . '', | ') | : | | |c | | | | | | | __| :|__ .-"" .| , |. ""-..-"". ::.--""|. |""--.:: : :. '.;:__.+:. .:"__:' : "-.._" " _..-" : "" ".. """""" .." ""--....--""grp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-11.txt #3520 EPONYMOUS DISEASE (Wed, 2009 Feb 11) * ( + *. . ) ) .===, ( * . ( \|/ (_,/\ \ \|/ . + .-"-|( (`e.e( ) )| + ( I THINK IT WOULD BE TOTALLY AWESOME / \ \) \= ) (/ / ) + TO HAVE A DISEASE NAMED AFTER YOU . |# \ '--' '--' / \ ( ) \___/ '-(.) (.)-' | ( ' * /^ \ / \__/ ( * '/ . \ * ^\ * ' . \ ,/\___/\, ' \ + ) | \_/ | ) . * . @%@%@%@%@%@%@ ( ) ( { } \ ( * ) * { } ) ( ( @%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@ ) ' + { } * ( { } . ) jgs { } ( * @%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@ + (50 YEARS LATER ON MY DEATHBED) _ _.--. __ _ | | ) \ `.,' \| | | | (`' | : | | | _..-.-.-.-._ ) ,),'. | | | |('. __..-' ) ) ) ) ) )``-' _.-| \ | | | | \ `...------''``--'''' \ )_____....--- ,'' ; | | |_(_..-......_________..._,-'_,..__....____..-'.._________..'| | | |____________________________________________________________| | __|_|_________________________________________________________SSt|_|__ I TAKE THAT BACK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-18.txt #3616 THE DAY (Mon, 2009 May 18) _______________ |,----------. |\ THE DAY I TAPED || |=| | THE DAY THE UNIVERSE CHANGED || || | | || . _o| | | __ Ojo |`-----------' |/ /~/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / / ~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-05.txt #3514 BAILOUT (Thu, 2009 Feb 5) ,--. \ _\_ MY BONER NEEDS A BAILOUT _\/_|_\____.'\ -(___.--._____( \ \ \ \ `--' jg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-28.txt #3840 HAMMER AND SICKLE (Mon, 2009 Dec 28) |\', \. .' \\| \'. __| |~ \ : LA LA LA /\ \_. \ /\ : | \ \| \ \/ \ / / DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE TWO SYMBOLS MEAN \/ \ \/\ '._.' / NEXT TO EACH OTHER /\ \ '.___.' / /\ \ WHOOPS ANOTHER 100+ MILLION DEAD OUR BAD / / \ \ / / \ \ \/ DB \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-14.txt #3826 2 LEGIT (Mon, 2009 Dec 14) .__ .-". (o\"\ | | I'M 2 LEGIT 2 SHIT \_\ | | _.---:_ | ("-..-" / "-.-" / / | "--" AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-05.txt #3756 HULA HOOP (Mon, 2009 Oct 5) _ / ejm _\ `.\ {)~ THIS IS NOT A HULA HOOP AS YOU PROMISED .-`\`%. ( /,\\% \`. ` \%%<\> ) ~ ` ----- ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-11.txt #3762 AMERICAN SECTOR (Sun, 2009 Oct 11) . | | YOU ARE LEAVING THE AMERICAN SECTOR | # (=) H H H H H H M M / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-21.txt #3680 TRANQUILITY BASE (Tue, 2009 Jul 21) ____ /___.`--.____ .--. ____.--( TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY .'_.- ( ) -._'. OF THE UNITED STATES .'.' |'..'| '.'. ACCOMPLISHING AWESOME .-. .' /'--.__|____|__.--'\ '. .-.E THINGS AND THEN DOING (O).)-| | \ | | / | |-(.(O) NOTHING INTERESTING `-' '-'-._'-./ \.-'_.-'-' `-' EVER AGAIN _ | | '-.________.-' | | _ .' _ | | | __ | | | _ '. OKAY EXCEPT MAYBE / .' ''.| | / \ | |.'' '. \ INVENTING GONZO-STYLE | |( )| '. || || .' |( )| | PORNOGRAPHY SO I GUESS \ '._.' '. | \ / | .' '._.' / THERE'S THAT '.__ ______'.|__'--'__|.'______ __.' .'_.-| |------| |-._'. //\\ | |--::--| | //\\ // \\ | |--::--| | // \\ // \\| /|--::--|\ |// \\ / '._.-'/|_______/ |--::--| \_______|\`-._.' \ / __..--' /__|--::--|__\ `--..__ \ / / '-.|--::--|.-' \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ _.-' `-._ _..||.._ _.-` '-._ '--..__..--' LGB '-.____.-' '--..__..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-18.txt #3739 HADRONS (Fri, 2009 Sep 18) _ _ .nNNNNNn. .nNNNNNn. /NNNNN(#\N\_/NNNNN(#\N\ |NNNNNNN\#)N|NNNNNNN\#)N| YOU CAN'T HAVE A HARDON \NNNNNNNNN/N\NNNNNNNNN/ WITHOUT HADRONS (TRUE STORY) "*NNNNN*"NNN"*NNNNN*" "\NNNNNNNNN/" "*NNNNN*" Ojosh!ro '98 " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-30.txt #3751 HUMMUS (Wed, 2009 Sep 30) ,--.!, __/ -*- IF GOD DIDN'T WANT THEM TO BE TERRORISTS THEN ,d08b. '|` HE WOULDN'T HAVE FORCED THEM TO EAT MASHED UP 0088MM CHICK PEAS `9MMP' hjm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-24.txt #3745 WHY ASK WHY (Thu, 2009 Sep 24) . eer .d$" -"$$$$$P ."$$$$P .J*$$F. WHY CAN'T BRITISH PEOPLE PRONOUNCE ENGLISH CORRECTLY . . ^ $$$$$r -*$$$r ^**C$$b $ed$$$$" *$$$b. *$$$$$F $$$$$ J*$$$$F zee$$$$$P -J$$$$$$ ^$$$$$$$$$$b ^"*"" 4*$$$$$$$$$$*" .J.d$$$$$e. d$P"**""""" " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-09.txt #3668 OLD MACDONALD (Thu, 2009 Jul 9) __,-O< ,-- --. \. -=' -' \ __\\O- ,--- --. `^ / ). __,-O< \ __,-O< ,-- ----' `. `\) __)\O-__ )/ ,--( ,;:. _) / `^ _)\O< / (_ .:;:;. | | `^ :;';.;:' |_ |_ | ';\||' ______/=\\______/=\\_______| JML ap :| '-'-'-[=]/'-'-'-[=]/'-'-'-/'.=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:= -'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-/ '. | '-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-/ .-' .--.--. |/| -'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-/ _.-'.-: .; .;|;. ;. |/|/ ___ ___ |' _.'\ :|--|--|- .;_;' ';_;. --|--|--|/|/ |] [|_|_|] [|_|_|] | |\ | \:|--|--| ; ;' '; ; -|--|--|/ |] [|_|_|] [|_|_|] | | \|--' ;; .--.___.--. ;; _______________________| |.-' ;-[ O )=( O ]-; |/| ( `--' | `--' ) ____.-". |/|/ \| ( |/ ;( ,__.)/=' |/|/ . .:::::. . ; |/ \| |/|/ . '---' . \ | |/|/ |`. .'| ` `|/|/ ,-------/| `...' |\-------, |--|--|--|/|/ ,' | `. ,' | `, |--|--|--|/ / \ /'. ,'\ / \ ; |/ \ / \| ; ; ; / ' |. ' \ \; ; ; `-' | `-' MJP OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM SUCK A FUCKING DICK AND ON THAT FARM HE HAD SOME CHICKENS WHY HAVEN'T YOU SUCKED THAT DICK YET AS PREVIOUSLY INSTRUCTED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-10.txt #3669 RUBY ON RAILS (Fri, 2009 Jul 10) 0111001101110 10001110101011000 01011100100111010000 10000001101 001 01110011001 00000011000 01001000000 11000110111 RUBY ON RAILS ??? 010101101110 MORE LIKE SUCKING ON DICKS 011101000010 0000001000010 01000010010000 100100001001000 0100100001001000 010010000100100001 0010000100100001tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-04.txt #3663 DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HISTORY (Sat, 2009 Jul 4) ,__ _, \~\| ~~---___ , | \ | / | ~~~~~~~|~~~~~| ~~---, _/, > /~-_--__| | | \ / ~\~~/ /~| ||,' | / \ |------| { / /~) __- ',|_\, / | |~~~~~~~~| \ \ | | '~\ |_____,|~,-' |~~--__ | | |____ |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-' {,~ | | ~~~|~~| | ~~\ / `-' |`~ |~_____{/ | | | '---------, \----| | | ,' ~/~\,|` ', \ | | |~~~~~~~| \ | ,'~~\ / | | \ | | | | \_-~ /`~___--\ ', \ ,-----|-------+-------'_____/__----~~/ / '_ '\| | |~~~| | | _/-,~~-,/ \ | | | |_ | /~~|~~\ \,/ ~~~-' | | `~~~\___| | | / '-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'---~\ `~'~ \ | `--,~~~~-~~, \ \/~\ /~~~`---` | \ \ / \ | JB \ | '\' `~' TODAY IS THE DAY THAT THE UNITED STATES FINALLY GAINED ITS INDEPENDENCE AND WON TOTAL VICTORIES OVER GERMANY AND JAPAN AND BECAME A SUPERPOWER HAPPY AMERICA'S AWESOME DAY SUCKERS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-29.txt #3750 M.F.A. (Tue, 2009 Sep 29) _____ /~/~ ~\ | | \ COULD KEITH OLBERMANN AND GLENN BECK JUST \ \ \ FINALLY GET IT OVER WITH AND FUCK EACH OTHER \ \ \ IN THE ASS AND DIE OF MUTUAL-FAGGOT AIDS --\ \ .\'' --==\ \ ,,i!!i, ''"'',,}{,, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-01.txt #3722 VIOLET (Tue, 2009 Sep 1) ((),). ))) 6(6 MOLESTING VIOLET FROM THE INCREDIBLES ((c` _e/ )))'( ((( , \ )\ \ _o___,- ( )\.__,-._\ I MEAN WAIT WHAT WHO SAID THAT / -/ \ |( ___( /_)\ \ _____ _____ '.__,' \_\ - joris File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-15.txt #3736 VAMPIRE STORIES (Tue, 2009 Sep 15) /######\ /##########\ / \###/ \ / \#/ \ /\| |/\ | | \ ==\ /== / | | \| \<|>\ /<|>/ |/ /| \__ | - \ - | /#| \#\ | | | /###| \##\ | \| | /#####| \###\ | _______ | /######| \####\ | / \/ \/ \|/#######| |######\| |#########| |########\______/##########| |#########\ /##########/ |##########\ |#########/\ /###########\/########/###\ /################\######/########\ /##################\###/###########\ /###################\#/##############\ /####################/#################\ /###################/####################\ VW CAN WE AS A SPECIES FINALLY BE DONE WITH VAMPIRE STORIES WHICH ARE ALL ABOUT AS GOOD AS THIS SHITTY ASCII ART LOOK IT'S JUST AN IDEA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-08.txt #3759 TENSOR PRODUCT (Thu, 2009 Oct 8) (X) - I'M A TENSOR PRODUCT !!!!!! EXPAND MY INDICES AND FUCK MY BROWN ASS tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-20.txt #3771 SET IT FREE (Tue, 2009 Oct 20) %%%%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%% ,, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% IF YOU REALLY LOVE SOMETHING, (< ?%%%%%%%%%%% FUCK IT OUT BUT GOOD AS PUNISHMENT ~ % ___ //___ / | '/ (* )( *) | ', ################## b'ger """""""""""""""""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-19.txt #3831 LASSIE (Sat, 2009 Dec 19) `, WHAT YOU SAY ?!?!? A POETRY READING BY ' ')# USELESS DORKS WITH AN OPEN MIC ????? |/ ? | o )\ I KNOW !!!!!1 I'LL BRING LASSIE (MY SHOTGUN) /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ / < _____ _> \ ------/___/ ,___/___\--------- / |\/ | b'ger \ /_______| ' WHAT'S THAT LASSIE ?!?!?!/ A USELESS TURD NEEDS SHOOTIN' ?!?!?!?// SHOW ME BOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!111 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-31.txt #3843 MILLARD FILLMORE (Thu, 2009 Dec 31) _,^^. _,-', `. `. __ _,-',-' \ (_ `,,-' MILLARD FILLMORE 2012 `-...-'\ jrei _;_; .-. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-25.txt #3837 SEASON'S GREETINGS (Fri, 2009 Dec 25) . " -. ' . . ( . () .' `. `|,. |"| ( | MERRY CHRISTMAS |\| | ) ( | |\| _ .\|, _ | ) _.->J ->J|/, . \""-""/Vl/z '-tX|b|\|\~\k\~yJr/' '^-j/PZ=\R>p/T|' ._-sFK)/|'" _-zH|/| --%/| | itz '/| | _M_ ,'"_ "`. / (_) \ ASSHOLES ; .: | .| : .:; \ `._ .:/ `._ ..:;' """ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-15.txt #3613 ANAL WEEK: THIS HANDY MACE (Fri, 2009 May 15) |\ | \ /| | \____ / | THE FINAL WORD ON ANAL SEX!!! /|__/AMMA\/ | WOMEN DO NOT ENJOY IT, IT FEELS LIKE HAVING /AMMMMMMMMMMM\_| TO TAKE A CRAP EXCEPT MORE HURTY AND DEMEANING ___/AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA \ |MVKMMM/ .\MMMMM\ \__/MMMMMM\ /MMMMMM--- |MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM| / IN PORN THEY SAY THEY ENJOY IT BECAUSE THEY ARE |MMMM/. \MM.--MMMMMM\/ GETTING PAID /\MMM\ /MM\ |MMMMMM ___ / |MMMMMMMMM\ |MMMMMM--/ \-. IN REAL LIFE WOMEN SAY THEY ENJOY IT /___/MMMMMMMMMM\|MM--M/___/_| \ BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID \VMM/\MMMMMMM\ | /\ \/ AND YOUR DICK IS SMALL \V/ \MMMMMMM\ | /_ / | /MMMV' \| |/ _/ | / _/ / AND THEN THEY GUILT YOU INTO BUYING THEM PRESENTS |/ /| \' BUT YOU CAN HIT THEM WITH THIS HANDY MACE INSTEAD /_ / / / VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-01.txt #3599 AQUATIC WEEK: REST IN PEACE (Fri, 2009 May 1) ,.---. ,,,, / _ `. \\\\ / \ ) |||| /\/``-.__\/ BRIAN PEPPERS ::::/\/_ {{`-.__.-'(`(^^(^^^(^ 9 `.=========' REST IN PEACE {{{{{{ { ( ( ( ( (-----:= {{.-'~~'-.(,(,,(,,,(__6_.'=========. ::::\/\ |||| \/\ ,-'/\ jgs //// \ `` _/ ) '''' \ ` / `---'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-08.txt #3517 BONER PART III (Sun, 2009 Feb 8) . . /^\ . /\ "V" /__\ I O o //..\\ I . MORE LIKE MY *BONER* NEEDS A TAX CUT \].`[/ I /l\/j\ (] . O AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!?!?!?!?!?!? /. ~~ ,\/I . \\L__j^\/I o WAIT I DON'T MUCH LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT \/--v} I o . | | I _________ (THUS CONCLUDES THE BONER TRILOGY) | | I c(` ')o | l I \. ,/ _/j L l\_! _//^---^\\_ -Row ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-20.txt #3529 SACAGAWEA (Fri, 2009 Feb 20) ,--------------------------------------------------------------------------. | OV"|OOOOOOOO> U N I T E D S T A T E S OF A M E R I C A O N E D O L L A R | | WHOO HOO HERE WE GO !!!!!!!!! | | | | " | ^ | " | || | | || | | || ( ) || | |_|| "_" ||_| ON THE WAY TO THE SURFACE OF THE SUN | ||/"_"\|| | |_|/ "_" \|_| | / "_" _\ | |<___"|"___>| | | ^^^ | | /_\ /_\ /|||\ """ /|||\ /|||||\ /|||||\ JD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-18.txt #3830 BELOW THE FOLD (Fri, 2009 Dec 18) __________ |DAILY NEWS| CHECK OUT MY WIENER !!!!!!11 BELOW THE FOLD |&&& ======| |=== ======| |=== == %%$| |[_] ======| |=== ===!##| ejm97 |__________| (FAT FOLDS) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-21.txt #3772 HIGGS FIELD (Wed, 2009 Oct 21) ._-'-_ . . ' /_-_-_\ ` . .' |-_-_-_-| `. WHY IS THIS SLAC COLLOQUIUM PRESENTER ejm ( `.-_-_-.' ) ON GRAND-UNIFIED THEORIES GOING ON !`. .'! ABOUT MEXICAN HATS ! ` . . ' ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! / / \ \ _-| \___ ___/ /-_ (_ )__\_)\(_/__( _) ))))\X\ (((( \/ \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-09.txt #3760 SO-CALLED (Fri, 2009 Oct 9) ______ (__ __) mbfh || /__\ \ \ I LIKE TO USE THE SO-CALLED PHRASE "SO-CALLED" \ \ | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-14.txt #3735 BEHIND THE SCENES (Mon, 2009 Sep 14) .-. (/^\) (\ /) I'M A PORN STARLET THAT APPEARS AFTER THE .-'-. "BEHIND THE SCENES" CLIPS BECAUSE /(_I_)\ I'M THE ONE NO ONE REALLY WANTED \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-28.txt #3749 PROGRESS THRU PROCESSORS (Mon, 2009 Sep 28) ,%%%. % 1 % PROGRESS THRU PROCESSORS / `%%%' ( ( HELP END MALARIA / ) ) ( ( AND OTHER NON SEQUITURS )' ) (/ \/ apc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-05.txt #3664 DROWNING JUICE (Sun, 2009 Jul 5) -'"""`-. ( ) DROWNING JUICE |`-.___.-'| |.-'"""`-.| IS THE JUICE YOU DROWN IN | | |`-.___.-'| WELL MORE SPECIFICALLY IT'S THE JUICE | | DESIGNED TO ASSIST IN DROWNING |. ' " ` .| | | ARGUABLY IT WAS HASBRO'S WORST CHILDREN'S TOY `-.___.-' VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-11.txt #3670 HITLER GUMBY (Sat, 2009 Jul 11) _.-, __.' | ., ,'_ _ | :` ; |'_` '_`|' : ,' EVEN I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOOT DOWN |(o) (o)| ; ; MORE JAPPY PLANES IN CORAL SEA `| \ |' ; ; | m | ; ; _..| ,-. |..'.' .'.--. .--' .'.' | | | : | | : | | | `.`. ; : `' Y . Y | | | | | | ; | : / | \ jgs ; | : /_____|_____\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-07.txt #3666 ITCHY ELBOW (Tue, 2009 Jul 7) )\ /| .-/'-|_/ | __ __,-' ( / \/ .-'" "'-..__,-'"" -o.`-._ / '/ *--._ ./ _.-- | _.-' : .-/ \ )_ / \ _) / \( MY ELBOW ITCHES `. /-.___.---'( / \\ ( / \\ \( L\ \( L\ \\ \\ \\ I THINK IT'S SWINE FLU [nabis] L\ L\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-13.txt #3672 BILL HICKS (Mon, 2009 Jul 13) __ /__\ \__/ BILL HICKS WAS THE GREATEST COMEDIAN TO EVER HAVE LIVED || || || EXCUSE ME WHILE I SQUIRT HORRIBLE DIARRHEA INTO THIS \__ TOILET FOR THE NEXT THREE TO FOUR HOURS AS PROOF as \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-16.txt #3737 CAPTCHAS (Wed, 2009 Sep 16) ______ | O | HOW DARE PEOPLE PUT CAPTCHAS ON PORN SITES | ,|._ | I WAS SCRAPING WITH PASSWORDS I FOUND FOR FREE | `A _|__ ON THE INTERNET |__|\_\ \ O \ ._|.) I MEAN WHAT KIND OF TRAVESTY IS THIS \___A _|_ |\ SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-02.txt #3723 HENRY KISSINGER (Wed, 2009 Sep 2) ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, HENRY KISSINGER'S OLD )\_) \_ / _/|/_ _// PASS IT ON ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-23.txt #3774 AUTISM (Fri, 2009 Oct 23) _, ^(o.).__. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH AUTISM / , o o) / `u-u',._/ SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY RETARDS NOBODY CARES ( _\ \ `|-| ----`.__)------| |------- `-' Ojo98 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-26.txt #3838 A POST-CHRISTMAS PLEA (Sat, 2009 Dec 26) .. 66 | PLEASE DON'T FUCK ME OUT .-'` :: .'o .: '. : | .`:`: : `:``.` .`` :`` `: :` .`: .` `:`: : `.`. .` o\-`o : : ` ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-02.txt #3600 AQUATIC WEEK: IF YOU NEED ME (Sat, 2009 May 2) ___ .-' `'. / \ | ; | | ___.--, _.._ |0) ~ (0) | _.---'`__.-( (_. __.--'`_.. '.__.\ '--. \_.-' ,.--'` `""` ( ,.--'` ',__ /./; ;, '.__.'` __ _`) ) .---.__.' / | |\ \__..--"" """--.,_ `---' .'.''-._.-'`_./ /\ '. \ _.-~~~````~~~-._`-.__.' | | .' _.-' | | \ \ '. `~---` \ \/ .' \ \ '. '-._) \/ / \ \ `=.__`~-. IF YOU NEED ME jgs / /\ `) ) / / `"".`\ , _.-'.'\ \ / / ( ( / / I'LL BE AT THE `--~` ) ) .-'.' '.'. | ( (/` ( (` ) ) '-; BONER BUFFET ` '-; (-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-16.txt #3614 DON'T IT MAKE (Sat, 2009 May 16) _ . - = - . _ . " \ \ / / " . , \ / . . \ _,.--~=~"~=~--.._ / . ; _.-" / \ ! ! / \ "-._ . / ," / ,` .---. `, \ ". \ /.' `~ | /:::::\ | ~` '.\ DON'T IT MAKE \`. `~ | \:::::/ | ~` ~ .'/ MY BROWN ASS BLUE \ `. `~ \ `, `~~~' ,` / ~`.' / . "-._ \ / ! ! \ / _.-" . ./ "=~~.._ _..~~=`" \. ,/ "" \, LGB . _/ \_ . " - ./. .\. - " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-23.txt #3532 THEY MIGHT BE CHILDREN (Mon, 2009 Feb 23) /())) //( oo (/|| _ \__ /||||/ '._-' DOES THERE MIGHT BE GIANTS' CHILDREN'S / \ |\ ALBUM REALLY CHANGE ANYTHING / \ \ \_____ | \ \.___ /==, | ='.___/=. | ) '.______ | (______( | || WASN'T THEIR MUSIC ALWAYS FOR CHILDREN snd |_|| _/ | |_\ '---'--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-22.txt #3531 2G1C (Sun, 2009 Feb 22) .. .,; ` ;,.;` ;'` ; ,.; 0 .;'` . . / WHY NOT 3G1C OR EVEN 4G1C `,.;'. / / |`'-.......-'`| ___ | |/__ \ | |/ \ \ | | | | OR PERHAPS 2G2C (THEY WON'T SHARE) | | | | | |\__/ / | |\___/ ,--| |--. ,-' ,| |. `-. ( ( \ / ) ) `-. `---------------' ,-' `-._______________,-' leb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-17.txt #3615 LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE (Sun, 2009 May 17) _ _ (`-`;-"```"-;`-`) \.' './ LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE !!! / \ ; 0 0 ; /| = = |\ ; \ '._Y_.' / ; ; `-._ \|/ _.-' ; AT LEAST UNTIL SHE'S DONE ; `"""` ; SUCKING ME OFF ; `""-. .-""` ; /; '--._ \ / _.-- ;\ : `. `/|| ||\` .' : '. '-._ _.-' .' jgs (((-'` `"""""` `'-))) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-03.txt #3601 BEAUTY CONTEST JUDGE (Sun, 2009 May 3) .$$$$$. . |/())))) $)'\$==. %%%%%%\%%\ / ((((==) ') - $$$'===%%%%\'.| |((((( <( \-_/$$ )" _)%% )/| | ())))_/._\._) //_.\_ %% ( / | \_) /.--._\___/__.-.\ (.' / WHAT'S A FAGGOT DOING AS A JUDGE \_ ( __._'_..'.__. ) .' IN A FUCKING BEAUTY CONTEST ANYWAY \ ) (_.(_)/( / \\ / \ / \ // ) \ ). \ / ( / ' \ / \| ' \ ( | | / \/ | )_) :-'-- /| / /| / \ _\| / | / .-' | / '. \ _/ | / \| ( ( \ '.\ ( ).'/ | | ) | | | \ /.' (_ / | / ) \'| |._) NO OFFENSE TO FAGGOTS .oO | / | \/ \| \ | |( \ ) mrf)\ )_\ _____(__'-.___)/____..'__)___'._'.__ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-27.txt #3839 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A PIPE, IDIOT (Sun, 2009 Dec 27) _______ ___________________________.'.------` '---------------------------.' `. .' .-//`. .' .' .//.'/`================' =[=:====:=]= \\|| '. `--' .' LGB \_| `- -' CECI NE PAS UNE WHEELBARROW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-22.txt #3773 NEW MEME (Thu, 2009 Oct 22) .----. | \./''\ \. |\ HEY EVERYBODY I'M GOING TO CREATE A NEW MEME !!!!111 \\===-_____..'\ /.--. \ READY ?!?!?!?!?! | \ .--. | | _ \|/ )| PTHOTHTTHATHLTHLTHHTGHGHGHTHT DIARRHEA !!!1111 `.__`-----._0/.' (__ . . __) SPREAD IT AROUND ) ------ ( (_.------._) dlK | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-03.txt #3724 STAYCATION (Thu, 2009 Sep 3) IF SOMEONE USES THE WORD STAYCATION THEN THEY IMMEDIATELY GET THIS __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / | ./ _."." _." / |"----" _." jjs \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-17.txt #3738 U2 (Thu, 2009 Sep 17) ,---. .--. ( . ) ( . ) `/--___ __`--`. WAS U2 EVER NOT BORING ,. _'| |___||___| _|`. AND IF SO CAN WE CHANGE (-./_,|-,,' `.' |\ ` ALL THE HISTORY BOOKS __`-`-'|// `:. \,|' AND RECORDS SO THAT -- - --- |\ | ||| ` | | PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT THEM -- | \ _|_|\\ jrei / | ASAP - _ \ \ ,-'-.`._____,',-'-. ______________ `[]\ .\____________________ |`.____________`. || \`| .::' ._ | |_''_o_o__o =.| || \|_________________ | | ,--. ,--. : _ || | |( () ) ( () )|: \`::') --- __ I WOULD ALSO ACCEPT `.|_`-_'___`-_'_|`. / :: \ THE USE OF A TIME TRAVEL - _ - : \___:/ _ - - MACHINE TO DO THE JOB `--..___) NICE AND CLEAN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-12.txt #3671 GONZO (Sun, 2009 Jul 12) _________________________________________________________ ||-------------------------------------------------------|| ||.--. .-._ .----. || |||==|____| |H|___ .---.___|""""|_____.--.___ || ||| |====| | |xxx|_ |+++|=-=|_ _|-=+=-|==|---||| |||==| | | | | \ | | |_\/_|Black| | ^ ||| ||| | | | | |\ \ .--. | |=-=|_/\_|-=+=-| | ^ ||| ||| | | | | |_\ \_( oo )| | | |Magus| | ^ ||| |||==|====| |H|xxx| \ \ |''| |+++|=-=|""""|-=+=-|==|---||| ||`--^----'-^-^---' `-' "" '---^---^----^-----^--^---^|| ||-------------------------------------------------------|| ||-------------------------------------------------------|| || ___ .-.__.-----. .---.|| || |===| .---. __ .---| |XX|<(*)>|_|^^^||| || , /(| |_|III|__|''|__|:x:|=| | |=| Q ||| || _a'{ / (|===|+| |++| |==| | | |Illum| | R ||| || '/\\/ _(|===|-| | |''| |:x:|=| |inati| | Y ||| ||_____ -\{___(| |-| | | | | | | | | | Z ||| || _(____)|===|+|[I]|DK|''|==|:x:|=|XX|<(*)>|=|^^^||| || `---^-^---^--^--'--^---^-^--^-----^-^---^|| ||-------------------------------------------------------|| Qryz ||_______________________________________________________|| CAN WE ALL JUST AGREE THAT "GONZO" IS A COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS PORN VIDEO CLASSIFICATION AND THEREFORE SHOULD STOP BEING USED SINCE IT SERVES NO PURPOSE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-06.txt #3665 CONTRAVARIANT (Mon, 2009 Jul 6) \\\\\_____________________\"-._ jgs /////~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/.-' MY INDICES ARE CONTRAVARIANT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-13.txt #3734 TENSOR (Sun, 2009 Sep 13) .. __..-'||'-..__ ..__..-' || `-..__.. ||`-..__ __..-'|| TENSOR ?!?!?!?!? I BARELY KNOW HER || `-..__..__..-' || ||`-..__ ||' __..-'|| || `-..__||__..-' || THAT JOKE ONLY WORKS BECAUSE NO ONE ||`-..__ || __..-'|| REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT A TENSOR IS || `-..__||__..-' || ||`-..__ || __..-'|| || `-..__||__..-' || YEAH OKAY FINE THE JOKE DOESN'T WORK ''`-..__ || __..-''' LGB `-..__||__..-' '' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-07.txt #3728 SO LOOK OUT (Mon, 2009 Sep 7) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRETTY SURE THAT IF YOU HAVE THE SAME _P_ _9_ BIRTHDAY AS A PORNSTAR THEN YOU OWN HER //---\\ ( ) //---\\ (( )) T (( )) \\___// | \\___// '---' |E dwb '---' SO LOOK OUT LANA SANDS AND LINDA FRIDAY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-02.txt #3661 HAWTHORNE (Thu, 2009 Jul 2) __ | +| ,,,|__| $$$ , , $$C > $$$; _< _______/ /_ ___ | |__` \~/o\ _,]-]___]-----> | / \( ) )\/.-// _( \ ) / \ | //| / ,/ \/ '/ o \ JADA PINKETT-SMITH IS ....................... / o \ ............................................. /______/\_\ .................................... EMPLOYED \ || / \ || / \ || / / )( \ |/ \| :] [: o| |o /o| |o\ b'ger `-' `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-16.txt #3675 SOTOMAYOR (Thu, 2009 Jul 16) `, MORE LIKE SOTOMAYAWN ___ # |/ ? AM I RITE FOLKS | , )\ /__/\ \____ ##### ,- / \_/ \ _/_ #### /\,_\ |/| / < _____ _> \ [.[.]-=## ) "\ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\- /_ )# \ ___Y. _____'-'______|\/______________ |__ # __)/ [_______________________________] \___/ /) \ | | .'\$/\`-. /|| .| | _...._ | ( `.Y.' ( ) __;_||__|_______| ,-' ALT. '-_ |____|:__o___|_|_ [________________| / ASCII- \ |________________] | | | _ _ART ____. | | | Balif | | / / \| ||_)| | | | | RALF | \\_\_/|_|| \|/ | | ____| | -_ ,- | |____ | | `-...,-' | | | | | | MJP |_______________|_____________________________|_______________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-26.txt #3777 POOR ROOMBA (Mon, 2009 Oct 26) .-'"""`-. AWWW YEAH FUCKING A ROOMBA ( ) |`-.___.-'| WELL MORE ACCURATELY CHASING IT AROUND THE HOUSE | | WITH A BONER AND A MEAT CLEAVER `-.___.-' tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-23.txt #3835 TWITS.WS (Wed, 2009 Dec 23) ________________ / o /| HEY I'VE GOT A WINNER OF AN IDEA /_______________/o| | o | | LET'S MAKE A BLOG ABOUT RECENT HASHTAGS | o | / USED ON TWITTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ejm |________________|/ RECYCLING DOGSHIT INTO EVEN LESS PALATABLE DOGSHIT AND THEN SHITTING ON OUR OWN FACES AND PRETENDING THERE'S NO SHIT ANYWHERE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-26.txt #3535 TINA FEY REDUX (Thu, 2009 Feb 26) .---. / /"\ \ )/a a\( ( ( - ) ) NO TINA FEY I DON'T KNOW HOW THE JIZZ )_) (_( GOT ALL OVER YOUR GLASSES .'\ /'. /,(_\ /_),\ \\ \ ^ / // \\/ \// (/-._.-\) | T | | | | WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ANYWAY \ | / \ | / jgs )|( / | \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-07.txt #3605 FIREFLY (Thu, 2009 May 7) ( ) ( ) ( WOW FIREFLY REFERENCES ON XKCD ?!?!?!?! ) _ ) ( \_ THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT COULD BE SHITTY _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) NEXT UP: BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, ALIEN RESURRECTION Krogg98 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-13.txt #3611 ANAL WEEK: THANKS NANCY (Wed, 2009 May 13) _,--"^"--._ ,'\ /`. ,' \_______/ `. I'VE DECIDED TO MAJOR IN ANALOLOGY | / \ | | / \ | BECAUSE I WANT MY DEGREE TO BE WORTH SOMETHING | _/ \_ | IN THE POST-RECESSION JOB MARKET \'' `-. ,-' ``/ \ `-._,-' / ALSO I HEAR THE ANAL MARKET \ | / IS DUE FROM SOME STIMULUS FROM THE FED `-.._ | _,,-' THANKS NANCY PELOSI hjm ``"'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-12.txt #3610 ANAL WEEK: UP MY ASS YOU GO (Tue, 2009 May 12) .-. ,-( o )-. ( o )-( o ) .-\-'.|,`-/-. .-. ( o )--*--( o ) ,-( o )-. `-/-.'|`,-\-' ( o )-( o ) ( o )-( o ) .-\-'.|,`-/-. `-( o )-' _( o )--*--( o ) `-' \/_/ `-/-.'|`,-\-' __ | ( o )-( o ) \_\| .'`-( o )-' | .'\ `-' |/ |\ __ | \| I THOUGHT THESE WERE ANAL BEADS AT FIRST \_\| | __ TURNS OUT THEY'RE FLOWERS |/_/ __ | \_\| | __ |/_/ UP MY ASS YOU GO REGARDLESS __ | \_\| CAN SOMEBODY GET A VASE WITH SOME WATER | __ TO PUT THESE IN WHEN I'M DONE |/_/ __ | AND MAYBE SOME WD-40 (I LIKE THE SMELL) \_\| | __ |/_/ __ | \_\| | __ |/_/ VK/hh File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-06.txt #3604 A DAY WITHOUT A GAY (Wed, 2009 May 6) /___/____/____/____/_____/_______/______ /_/____/____/___/______/_____/_____/___ /_____/____/______/___/____/___/______/___/ /__/_____/_o__o/____/____/___/_____/____/______ | o__O_\o | __o \ o | __o| __) o _______ A DAY WITHOUT A GAY !!!!!1111 | | || \_/ o o | ___ | |_|_||/\_| o | | | || | |/_/\_\ o | |__ GREAT IDEA FELLAS THAT'LL LEARN US ||_|_/I/ \_\ o | |___/_/ \_\ o |() HOW EXACTLY WOULD WE NOTICE /_/ \_\ o | /_/ \_\ o o | / / ejm \ \ o |_ o o o o o o o o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-27.txt #3536 UNIX TIME (Fri, 2009 Feb 27) ___ _______________________ |===|=======================| |||||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| [___[_________________________] THE UNIX TIME STAMP 1234567890 |---|-------|--_-_--|-------| REACHED ON 2009 FEBRUARY 13 IS |[ ]| [:.:] |,'`. `.| [:.:] | IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE I HAVE ====|======== ||:|======== ASPERGER'S SYNDROME ||^|| {$} | ||:| {$} | ||:|| (:..) | ||:| (:.:) | ||:||=======| ||:|=======| ||:||_______| ||:|_______| jrei File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-22.txt #3834 STAY GREEN (Tue, 2009 Dec 22) ,------| [] | STAY GREEN !!!!!!1 DON'T SHOWER !! | ! , | _,~,\ | \)))/ | ((((, | ) ( | (( \ | HOW ABOUT FUCK AND YOU |/` \ | (| (/ | FLUSHING THE TOILET EXTRA OUT OF SPITE ejm98 -_ -_ _|_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-27.txt #3778 GEORGE LOPEZ (Tue, 2009 Oct 27) ) ( ( ) ))) FINALLY !!!!!! TBS HAS DEMONSTRATED ITSELF TO BE ((((( THE ONLY NON-RACIST TELEVISION NETWORK SINCE ( )))))) THEY FINALLY HIRED GEORGE LOPEZ )(((((( ((,````)) :(.)(.): BECAUSE CLEARLY RACISM IS THE ONLY REASON ANYONE ( \\\ ) WOULD EVER FIRE GEORGE LOPEZ (,\\\\ `.||||| \ | I.E. IT WASN'T THAT HE SUCKED ROYALLY OR ANYTHING ) / ejm /\ / / \ NOPE NOT AT ALL NUH UH / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-17.txt #3676 WHAT DO WE WANT (Fri, 2009 Jul 17) _.----._ .' '. /._ _.--._ \ WHAT DO WE WANT ????? |_ '-' _.._ `| \ `---' `-/ FREEDOM '._ _.' jgs '----' _.-----._ .' '. / \ ;._ _.---._ ; WHERE DO WE WANT IT ??????? |_ '---' _..._ `| ; `-...-' `-; IRAN \ / '._ _.' jgs '-----' _......._ .:::::::::::. /:::::::::::::\ ;:::::::::===:::; WHEN DO WE WANT IT ??????? |_`'==='`_,,,_ `| ;;;-,,,-;;;;;;;-; NOW \;;;;;;;;;;;;;/ jgs ';;;;;;;;;;;' `""""""'` WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT ?????????? CONTINUE CHANTING AS IF THAT EVER ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-03.txt #3662 WHICH ARE YOU (Fri, 2009 Jul 3) ,--./,-. / # \ | | \ / hjw `._,._,' ,--./,-. /,-._.--~\ __} { \`-._,-`-, `._,._,' hjw _ _ BE SURE TO TAKE THE LATEST <_\ /") "WHICH BORING BULLSHIT THING ARE YOU?" ,--\,-(=( QUIZ ON FACEBOOK / # )=) ( (_/) ONLY 70,000 MORE QUIZZES TO GO \ / `._,._,' hjw <} _ ,--\,-("\ / # ) ) ( (_/) \ / `._,._,' hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-06.txt #3727 CHOPLIFTER (Sun, 2009 Sep 6) _ /;:`. ______ _,-'._,' _,--''' `'-._,-'_,-' `' ,' ` - .,_ __,-' ),-' ( __|-`' . _,'/ A REMAKE OF CHOPLIFTER ????????// `--...'___,..--' / / _/,-'_,-' (`---'' _,-' |_,- FINALLY I CAN KILL THE PEOPLE I'M `----''|_,--' ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO RESCUE AGAIN jrei -' _,-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-12.txt #3733 GERMANY VS. ITALY (Sat, 2009 Sep 12) .-. / / /. / IF BOLOGNE, ITALY CAN BE PRONOUNCED "BALONEY" THEN ) /c\/ WHY CAN'T COLOGNE, GERMANY BE PRONOUNCED "COLONSCOPY" ( /'\/ ) / / ( / / ) / / ( /. / .`.'.Pru File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-29.txt #3688 THE IMPACT ON JUPITER (Wed, 2009 Jul 29) ::: =, THE COSMOS GAVE JUPITER ;;=;;=== A BLACK EYE BECAUSE IT DIDN'T ,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i= HAVE DINNER READY ON TIME :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=; ==;====== =tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM *AGAIN* ;tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM ;tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM ,=tYRBM;;tVB, ...., ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM .. ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM ;;.. ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM :;;:;=;,... .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM ;.,:,..... ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM; ....... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM ;t ... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM ,=.. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB :VMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;= ,;VBM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,:: ,,== WT `,,,,,,, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-04.txt #3725 MONIQUE ALEXANDER (Fri, 2009 Sep 4) ,%/7\\` (/// .\\) (((( - ))) CHECKING PERIODICALLY TO SEE IF ((|)_*_/((( MONIQUE ALEXANDER IS NO LONGER BORING ))(/) (\((|) ((((\___/))(\ / ,-) (-. \ ( ( ( _ _ ) ) ) \ \ )^ ^ ^( / / ) y y ( \( )/ \_______/ \ / / y / ( ' \ \ \ y-._ NOPE, GOPHER GOES BACK IN THE HOLE FOR ANOTHER YEAR hjw |\,' X-' _,T-) / (__,-%_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-10.txt #3731 OUTRAGE (Thu, 2009 Sep 10) .----------. I'M OUTRAGED / .-. .-. \ / | | | | \ YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY I'M OUTRAGEOUSLY OUTRAGED \ `-' `-' _/ /\ .--. / | PURPOSE EVEN TRULY TRULY TRULY OUTRAGED ?!?!?! \ | / / / / / | `--' /\ \ CAN WE ALL STOP USING THE WORDS "OUTRAGE" AND JD /`-------' \ \ "OUTRAGEOUS" BECAUSE IT'S REALLY OUTRAGING ME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-15.txt #3674 HOUSTON WE'VE HAD A PROBLEM (Wed, 2009 Jul 15) <> .-"""-. ||::::::========== /= \ ||::::::========== |- /~~~\ | ||::::::========== |=( '.' ) | ||================ \__\_=_/__/ ||================ {_______} ||================ /` * `'--._|| /= . [] . { > / /|ooo |`'--'|| AW CHRIST MY RIGHT NIPPLE ITCHES ( )\_______/ || \``\/ \ || `-| == \_| || / | || |= >\ __/ || \ \ |- --| || \ __| \___/ || jgs _{__} _{__} || ( )( ) || ^^~ `""" `""" ~^^^~^^~~~^^^~^^^~^^^~^^~^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-01.txt #3660 SENATOR AL FRANKEN (Wed, 2009 Jul 1) __ .'/\'. .'-/__\-'. .'--/____\--'. .'--./______\.--'. SOOOOOO .'--../________\..--'. .'--.._/__________\_..--'. SENATOR AL FRANKEN .'--..__/____________\__..--'. .'--..___/______________\___..--'. '========'================'========' [_|__] [_|__] =[__|_]=====""=====[__|_]==. [_|__] '| [_|__] | [__|_] |' [__|_] | [_|__] .--JL--. [_|__] '===O [__|_] \====/ [__|_] [_|__]_.-| .; |-._[_|__] [__|_]'._ \__/(_.'[__|_] [.-._] [_.-.] [_.-.'--..____..--'.-._] (o) [(_.' .-. .-.'._)\ (o) (\'/) [ .-. (_.'.-. (_.' .-.](\'/) ;: [ (_.'.-. (_.' .-. (_.'| ;:' ;: [ .-. '._) .-. '._).-. ] ;:. [(_.' .-. '._) .-.'._)] THANKS AGAIN MINNESOTA (o) /.-. (_.'.-. (_.' .-.];:(o) (\'/)['._).-. (_.' .-.(_.'] (\'/) (WAS: RE: JESSE VENTURA) [ (_.'.-. .-.'._) \ ;: ;:' '-._ '._) '._) _.-' LGB `---..____..---' ;:` ;:' ;:'.:; ;;" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-31.txt #3782 FOREIGNER (Sat, 2009 Oct 31) .-'''/.\ (_.--' | | == | o-._ .--..--. _.-o I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS / | || | I WANT YOU TO BLOW ME ;--|`--: |. | | | ;_ .| |_____ | /| '|\ //`----'\\ ////| | \\ / | | \ /| |\ / \ / \ / \/ \ / \ | | || /\ || || , . || dlK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-25.txt #3776 BEHIND THE SCENES CLIPS (Sun, 2009 Oct 25) ____ / ___`\ /| ( ( \ \ IF I WERE KING FOR A DAY I'D BAN |^v^v V| \ \/) ) ) THE INCLUSION OF ANY AND ALL \ ____ / \_/ / / "BEHIND THE SCENES" CLIPS IN PORN ,Y` `, / / || - -) { } \\ _\ | | | \\ / _`\_ / / / | ~ | ``\ _|_| ,-` \ | \ \ ,//(_} / | | | \/ \| | | | | | ' ,\ \ | | \ / /\ _/` | | \ | | | | `` | | LESS FILLER MORE FLUFFER PEOPLE | \ \ | | | | | | |/ | / / | | | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-19.txt #3770 BALOOON RIDE (Mon, 2009 Oct 19) __ ," ". _ .---. _ /# \ I TRIED OUT A SIMPLE BALOON RIDE ,' `. ,' `.." ". ,--. HOAX AND ALL I GOT WAS CHARGED |# `/ # (# ) / ) `. | ) (`.__/ / `. \ ( )/'/ / `.\ /) (( / / `. .'( )y / >_<\ `._.'( / / ) /'-`.->,-' ( ( ( ( NO T-SHIRT OR ANYTHING !!!!!! ) ) ) hjw THIS SUCKS ( File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-20.txt #3832 FOXHOLE (Sun, 2009 Dec 20) /\ /\ //\\_//\\ ____ \_ _/ / / / * * \ /^^^] HEY \_\O/_/ [ ] / \_ [ / WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS \ \_ / / TOOK A SHIT IN MY FOXHOLE [ [ / \/ _/ _[ [ \ /_/ TV File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-08.txt #3820 MARTIN SHORT (Tue, 2009 Dec 8) ______________________________________________________ __________|___________,_______________________________ __________|__________//,______________________________ __________|__________\|/;..___________________________ __________|___________\\//\,._________________________ __________|___________/ '\/_________________________ __________|__________/,* _ |_________________________ __________|_________( ) ( ) (_________________________ __________|__________\( " \________________________ __________|____________) \\______________________ __________|___________( \\\___________________ __________|____________\ ( \\ \\\_________________ __________|____________(\ \\ \\ \\\_______________ __________|_____________\\ \\ \\ \\\_____________ __________|______________\\ \\ \\ \\____________ __________|_______________\\ \\ \\ \\___________ __________|________________\-\ \\\ \\\\___________ __________|_________________\ /\_ \\\ \\___________ __________|__________________(( \-___- \\\__________ __________|___________________\ \_______ \\\_________ __________|____________________\ \_______ \\\________ __________|_____________________\ \________\\\_______ __________|______________________\ \________\\\______ __________|_______________________\ \________\\______ __________|________________________(--)_______________ __________|___________________________________________ __________|___________________________________________ bni COULD WE JUST FUCKING CUT OFF MARTIN SHORT'S LEGS SO HE CAN'T DO THAT STUPID FUCKING DANCE ANYMORE COME ON PEOPLE: YES WE CAN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-25.txt #3534 ACCORDING TO HINDU MYTH (Wed, 2009 Feb 25) clap clap Clap clap clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap clap , clap clap clap Clap clap clap . \ ` Clap \ ( (\ ) / ` ` / _\ , \(") ___ .- )=| I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF (` ') ' _ /'| BACON DOUBLE WESTERN CHEESEBURGERS |-n___n ' (/\| a:f____________|_L___J__ < L _______________________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-10.txt #3608 HELP (Sun, 2009 May 10) ___________________________________ | _____ | | \ o / | HELP | ~~~ | | Dux | | | | | | | I'VE FALLEN ON MY HEAD | | AND MY HEAD IS IN THE TOILET ----------------------------------- AND SOMEONE IS FLUSHING THE TOILET | __------__ | AND IT'S MAKING GURGLING NOISES / ./ ,....., \. \ AS IT'S SUCKING MY HEAD / ./ . _ . \. \ INTO THE HOLE / / /o)_// \ \ AND I CAN'T BREATHE ( ( ~ "(__) _ ) ) \ \. ~_~~~~~ ./ / \ \.________./ / \ / \.========./ I I I I I SAID HELP /] [\ cfbd // \\ -------\\_____________//------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-19.txt #3528 WICCAN (Thu, 2009 Feb 19) ________ /________\ //( ( ( ( \\ || ((|| ||) ) ` ) )|| I'M A WICCAN || (\___( ( || \|) ) \)_|/ / ((\_v_/ \ / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ SORRY JUST KIDDING | | | | I'M JUST A USELESS BITCH `~~| |~~' |\ /| | \ / | |___V___| | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| / \ / \ ______/ \_______ ============================ Alyssa File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-04.txt #3602 THE CLOSING OF GEOCITIES (Mon, 2009 May 4) /\.-./~\ (o//o)| \-._ .-"-. .~.'~ | | )`-----' \._ GEOCITIES MUST BE PRESERVED (").'/.| | ( /-.\ BECAUSE EVERYTHING THERE IS (_/-' \_/ | \ | \\ SO INCREDIBLY AWESOME \ / / ____.-\ / )) /\| /_.-' \\ \ (( // || \\ \ \| \\ ||' // \\ AS IN MOST OF US HAVEN'T HAPPENED (/ || _// \\ ACROSS A GEOCITIES SITE IN YEARS " (_/ (_/ (_/MJP AND HAD ALREADY ASSUMED IT WAS GONE " " " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-05.txt #3603 SWINE FLU (Tue, 2009 May 5) _._._._.,-. XXXX&,-' ( /oo'.XXXXXX ====( # _(")===== _.-(# . /\-._.--. WITH ALL THIS TALK ABOUT SWINE FLU (###.\_(-'--'|_(\#\#####.' I'M WONDERING IF MY BALLS CAUGHT IT `-._###'#_#####.#_'.-'' kOs '.--' `-.-.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-05-11.txt #3609 ANAL WEEK: TIRED OF LISTENING (Mon, 2009 May 11) I'M GETTING REALLY TIRED OF LISTENING TO PHILIP GLASS' ALL-ANAL ORCHESTRA HE USED TO HAVE A VAGINAL SYMPHONY BUT HE SAID IT JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT TO HIM GET IT =_ ||\ C O C O |||\ C O c O (\/\/ C O (\/\/ ||||\O (\/\/ (\/\/ /| | (\/\/ c O /| | ||||\/\ /| | /| | / | /| /| | (\/\// | /| ||||// \ / | /| / | /|/__|/ | / | /| /| |__|/ | |||/ __\| /__|/ |/__|/ | " /__|/ | / | /| " |__: //| | " " " /__|/ | - c O ! " ( ) c O (\/\/ \ -\ (\/\/ c O /| | ___ \O - \O /| | (\/\// | /| / \/|) ( & )/) / | /| /| |__|/ || ./||\ _____ -\/|\ /__|/ | / | /| " \___/ | \ /\ | (_) | \ " /__|/ | /|\ |__\ -- | |__\ " " /|\ " O ______________ /\/ /________________) O @ / \_|___O /___________| _|/_ \ O @ |/__ /_oo-#= | /( )_\ \-O \|_ | |\\ :|(/| \/ ;/_)_(_ \_\ O / |_\ ||__ |O _( ) \| /| / ( ) O / | |\\ =#-@@| / / / __\| / | ;/__)_( /_oo-#= \/ | //| | __|| ( ) | \/ __|| ___O //| | /_|_| ||__ ejm97 //| | \ \/ )>==O ' ' | |\\ | O \/) __|| /| | .-O ----- //| | / | __|| (=) ) \ __|| //| | \(/| \O //| | ___|| __/%) // | | (%%%) \/\| *__| \__* File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-18.txt #3527 MARS NEEDS WOMEN (Wed, 2009 Feb 18) MARS NEEDS WOMAN ,%/7\\` (/// .\\) (((( - ))) ((|)_*_/((( ))(/) (\((|) ((((\___/))(\ / ,-) (-. \ ( ( ( _ _ ) ) ) \ \ )^ ^ ^( / / ) y y ( \( )/ \_______/ \ / / y / ( ' \ \ \ y-._ hjw |\,' X-' _,T-) / (__,-%_/ (LOOKS AT OFFERING) OKAY NOT THAT BADLY GOODBYE (CLOSES SAUCER DOOR, TAKES OFF) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-02-24.txt #3533 DODECAHEDRUPLETS (Tue, 2009 Feb 24) ,,, _,_ _@_ _(_ _?_ >*< _/. .\_ _/- -\_ _/, ,\_ _/' '\_ _/a a\_ _/. .\_ (.\_o_/.) (.\_-_/.) (,\_e_/') (.\_^_/.) (.\_~_/') (.\_c_/.) (.`,.`'.') (.`,.'.'.) (.`'.,'.') ('.,'.`'.) (.'.,'.`.) (.,'.,'',) ('.`,'`,) ('.`,'',) ('.','.`) ('.,'.',) ('.,'.`.) (',.'`.,) ('.`,'`) ('.','`) (.'.,'.) ('.`.,') ('.','') (.'.'.') jgs `--'"` `--'"` `--'"` `--'"' `--'"' `--'"' I HAD DODECAHEDRUPLETS WHY WON'T ANYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-09.txt #3821 YOU LOST ME (Wed, 2009 Dec 9) ________ .==. DEAR PORNOGRAPHER, jgs [________>c((_ ) '==' I WAS WITH YOU UP TO AND INCLUDING WHEN YOU JIZZED ON THE WHORE'S FACE BUT I LOST YOU AFTER YOU MADE HER SCOOP IT UP WITH A SPOON (PICTURED LEFT) AND PUT IT IN HER MOUTH AND THEN BRUSH HER TEETH WITH IT SIGNED, PLANET EARTH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-12-21.txt #3833 DALAI LAMA (Mon, 2009 Dec 21) . . . . . . . +. _____ . . + . . . . ,-~" "~-. + ,^ ___ ^. + . . . / .^ ^. \ . _ . Y l o ! Y . __CL\H--. . l_ `.___.' _,[ L__/_\H' \\--_- + |^~"-----------""~ ^| + __L_(=): ]-_ _-- - + . ! ! . T__\ /H. //---- - . . \ / ~^-H--' ^. .^ . " +. "-.._____.,-" . . + . . + . + . + . . . . -Row . COULD THE DALAI LAMA JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND SUCK A DICK (PRETTY SURE THAT'S ALMOST A DIRECT QUOTE FROM STAR WARS) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-18.txt #3769 CAN'T QUIT YOU (Sun, 2009 Oct 18) emmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ I CAN'T QUIT YOU """"""|_____ ) """""""""--------""" (SO I MUST CUT YOU) Elijah File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-24.txt #3775 JOHN LENNON (Sat, 2009 Oct 24) __ sjw / \ .-. | | JOHN LENNON NEEDS BULLETS * _.-' \ \__/ \.-' \ / _/ OH | _ /" | /_\' \ \_/ WELL CARRY ON THEN """" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-10-30.txt #3781 NOT A FIGHTER (Fri, 2009 Oct 30) __ , ," e`--o (( ( | __,' \ \\~----------------' \_;/ hjw ( / I'M A SHITTER NOT A FIGHTER /) ._______________. ) (( ( (( ( ``-' ``-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-14.txt #3673 JESUS' DILEMMA (Tue, 2009 Jul 14) |~~~~~~~| | | | | | | | | | | |~.\\\_\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~xx~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/_//;~| | \ o \_ ,XXXXX), _..-~ o / | | ~~\ ~-. XXXXX`)))), _.--~~ .-~~~ | ~~~~~~~`\ ~\~~~XXX' _/ ';)) |~~~~~~..-~ _.-~ ~~~~~~~ `\ ~~--`_\~\, ;;;\)__.---.~~~ _.-~ ~-. `:;;/;; \ _..-~~ ~-._ `'' /-~-~ `\ / / / | , | | SOMEBODY CHANGE MY DIAPER | ' / | I JUST MADE A STINKY \/; | ;; | `; . | |~~~-----.....| | \ \ | /\~~--...__ | (| `\ __-\| || \_ /~ | |) \~-' | | | \ ' | | \ : \ | | | | ) ( ) \ /; /\ | | |/ | | | | \ .' || | | | | ( | | | | \ \ | || o `.)| |`\\\\) | | | | | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-11.txt #3732 HEALTHCARE DEBATE (Fri, 2009 Sep 11) .----. ===(_)== EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT TO HEALTHCARE !!!!! // 6 6 \\ ( 7 ) \ '--' / \_ ._/ BUT NO RIGHT TO FOOD, WATER AND SHELTER __) (__ /"`/`\`V/`\`\ / \ `Y _/_ \ / [DR]\_ |/ / /\ SO I'M NOT SURE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS | ( \/ / / / \ \ \ / \ `-/` _.` jgs `=. `=./ EITHER WAY I SHOULD HAVE A RIGHT TO FREE BLOWJOBS `"` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-09-05.txt #3726 SINCERE WISHES (Sat, 2009 Sep 5) _________________________ || || || || || ||, , ,|| || || (||/|/(\||/ || || ||| _'_`||| || I HOPE O.J.'S OKAY || || o o || || || (|| - `||) || || || = || || (NOTE: THIS IS NOT AN ACCURATE DEPICTION ScS || ||\___/|| || OF ORENTHAL JAMES SIMPSON, OUR APOLOGIES) ||___||) , (||___|| /||---||-\_/-||---||\ / ||--_||_____||_--|| \ (_(||)-| S123-45 |-(||)_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-07-28.txt #3687 WELCOME TO THE FUTURE (Tue, 2009 Jul 28) . . . * . .|. WELCOME TO THE FUTURE: | . .-'|`-. | GAYTOWN, USA `-.|.-' .-. | `._.' | | * | | | |__ | | /| [__] | | / | || | | | | || | _|_ | | /\ | | _|_| || || | | | /\| | || || | | _|_ ||| | .-.|| |_|| | ||| | | | || |_ ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | |||____|_|___|_____||_____|__________________________jro File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-17.txt #3554 FLOOR ANGER (Tue, 2009 Mar 17) CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY MY FEET ARE SO FUCKING HUGE AND HAND ME MY INHALER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I CAN REALLY SEE HOW FAR YOUR FAT FUCKING STOMACH STICKS OUT FROM DOWN HERE LOSE SOME WEIGHT OR I'M PUTTING YOU DOWN LIKE LIVESTOCK QUIT BLUBBERING YOU WHIMPERING COW AND HELP ME UP ___ ___ // \ // \ // ) // ) || _/ || _/ __ || \\_,&__ || \\ ( \ )| ^ / ``---,_\_/ & _> ) \|___,__\__ `\_ \_ ( / \__,-, `\__\_ >_/ \_ / `\_ / / \_ / \__ _/ / `\ `\_,/ / _ \__,-, ` (_ / __( \ ,)__ _/ \/ / `-,___,-' \_( O `\ \ /_|___ ____/ \ \ =} `---' `-' \_=_/{} .{}{}{}{. mic {}{}{}{}{ }{}{}{}{} `}{}{}{}' `}{}{}' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-03.txt #3540 DUNK CONTEST (Tue, 2009 Mar 3) . ,-; . , ________i_,',// _odHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHbo_ dP^' ;.| ||,; `^?b |H ))`'||/'; H| ?bo. .=;' |||.' ,odP `?oo.-',' ||'oodP' /' / / |/ | | _-' || LET'S HAVE A DUNK CONTEST BECAUSE || | ,' J| WE'RE FUCKING FAGGOTS | \ | | / | AND THIS SPORT SUCKS |_\ L L .-' | bodom \.)`-.;-;__./ "-._;_.-" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-22.txt #3590 A TYPICAL DAY AT THE OFFICE (Wed, 2009 Apr 22) _ _ _ _ _ ( " " " " ) .gggppp. NO I l : I'M A :$P_ _T$; AM WHATEVS I'M | | FAGGOT ( , . ) SUCKING BOTH | _| ; '--' : / YOUR COCKS |_ _/ l)_ / ; -- ): |(""" `-' l "------"t-. \ ___ |-' _.' /"j-.-,t' \ \ .-.C' "..' | ; / .^./ :_"-.\ ; ;' ;":--._;- : : .'. ______j____J____t___Lj________ :_ :_; )) :"-.__ t .-.| ;/ ,-+. ,-----. \ : " "; :"--._"""/ \/ :\ // : : | \ \ _____;C ) ; .; ""-`t'\.'\\Y/ "" |_______; _j / _| /-.-._____: / ; `. '-/ _/// ,--------. |_ _: / """jj'/-/.____.-: : : \ ;.' /\"y / /l |-"""""-; / : / /_ . ;-. ; : \ / / / /_ / ; """"""" : ___:/ // )' : ; ; ; \.'"--' / \ """""--: / |"""" _.; /(.-\ / : : ; ; / /""""---(|/ | )--| """"_.-`..' ; : ; : / """""----' '--..'--""t" : ; : ; / \ ; : ; :.__ / \ / ; : `^$$$pppy tp._.gj / `. "^$$P T$$^' .' ""--._/ bug \__.-" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-12.txt #3490 24 SEASON 7 (Mon, 2009 Jan 12) .=. "|||" JACK BAUER'S PRETTY TOUGH _.===._ _ .-".' '."-. (_) ." ." ". ". FOR A CANADIAN _ | _ |+-+-------+-+| _(_)\ | /(_)_ + |---+-------+---| + (_)---| |---(_) _="=_ :|||:|_|_|_|:|||: _="=_ |_|_| |:::| | | \|/ | | |:::| | | | ... |_|...-=) + (=-...|_| ... | | | \_._._._._| ||| | o . o . o . o . o | ||| |_._._._._/ | | | _ _ | _ | _ _ _ _ _ | _ | _ _ | | | ._._._.| |.| |.| | |.| ||.| |.| |.| |.| |.|| |.| | |.| |.| |_._.| |. _ | __ | _ |-------------------| _ | __ | _ | | | | | | | | | | | :: .-"""-. :: | | | | | | | | || || |.| | |..| | |.| | | .-"-. | | |.| | |..| | |.|| || : | | .-. | | | | .-. | | ' | | : : |_|_|_| |_|_|_| : : | | _/=============\_ | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-06.txt #3484 FOLLOW-UP (Tue, 2009 Jan 6) __ [__] | | AND WHY IS MY SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING DRINKING | | | | | | | | ,----. /`-. \ ( ) /-._| \ |`----'| | | \ / |`-... | `. ,' |'` . | | FOLLOW-UP QUESTION: || |`,'- | | ,-||-. |`-...| | WHY DOES IT WORK SO GODDAMN WELL ( '' ) | | `----' `-....-' jrei File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-22.txt #3712 SCURVY (Sat, 2009 Aug 22) _ (_) _ _ .=. (_) (_) _ //(`)_ //`\/ |\ 0`\\ SCURVY ||-.\_|_/.-|| )/ |_____| \( _ 0 #/\ /\# 0 (_) _| o o |_ _ ((|, ^ ,|)) (_) `||\_/||` || _ || _ | \_/ | (_) 0.__.\ /.__.0 I HAS IT `._ `"` _.' jgs / ; \ \ 0'-' )/`'-0 0` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-27.txt #3656 YOUR CHOICE (Sat, 2009 Jun 27) /\ / \ I'M EITHER A KLANSMAN OR A PRICK / oo \ / / \ | | | | | | tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-03.txt #3785 THE VIEW (Tue, 2009 Nov 3) ... .::':::'::. I THINK WHAT THE VIEW NEEDS IS MORE VAGINAS .:' .' : '. ':. BECAUSE LORD KNOWS IT ISN'T TWATTY ENOUGH ::--:--:--:--:: :-._ ':. '. : .' .:' _.-: : "-._'':.:::.:''_.-" : : "-._'''_.-" : : ._ "-" _. : : : "-._ _.-" : : : : ": :" : : '-.-' : : '-.-' : : I MEANT CATTY SORRY IT ISN'T CATTY ENOUGH grp '-.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-17.txt #3799 WE ARE COLOR BLIND (Tue, 2009 Nov 17) ,/((\\. .////(((\(. CHECK OUT WEARECOLORBLIND.COM -/'`''')\\\\' `( _ _ `\\)\ // / ?(\) L\ `__ //(\ \ `. (\( \ `) _((\). _____/==='" \\(-. .' .-=_ )\ \ : /| \)\ . ` \ L L\ L_\ \ \ | \ /`"- . ___a:f___________ | | /`--(_ | ________ | |(\ `--.____.'-. \ _ | \\ _.---.. .__ `-. /` / ) )-'/ `\ \ J F / ( ( `--. | | | L | \ `-. ) | | | \ `_ ` `.__ ..___.--. _.) _ J_`-. `-, `--. ` \ `"` ` ) __.--' _/ \ ``-----`-._ `-. ____.---' _______/` /''--') )__________ `--. `.--. _____ / - | / .-' ``-. \ `-.____.__| L ( `-. \ |`- \ `'. `-. | L +=-.__ `-___) \ \ )- ) `-._ \' _/ FOLLOWED IMMEDIATELY AND ``-- `---' SWIFTLY BY TOUGHSH.IT YES FOLKS I'LL BASH ANYBODY AND/OR EVERYBODY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-16.txt #3798 ASPIE DATING SITE (Mon, 2009 Nov 16) _._ AN ASPIE DATING SITE ?!?!?!? GREAT /_)\\ b-)^_^(-d TRYING TO IMAGINE AN ASPIE DATE \,-./ Ojo `-' ALL I GET IS TWO PEOPLE SITTING AROUND IGNORING EACH OTHER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-02.txt #3784 KINDLE FANTASY (Mon, 2009 Nov 2) /| |\| WHY IS THERE LOTS OF FANTASY ||| FICTION AVAILABLE ENTIRELY ||| FOR FREE ON THE KINDLE ???? ||| ||| ||| ||| ~-[{o}]-~ |/| ___ |/| ///~` |\\_ `0' =\\\\ . . , |=' ,))\_| ~-_ _) \ _/_/| / ,' ,;(((((( ~ \ `~~~\-~-_ /~ (_/\ /' -~/~)))))))'\_ _/' \_ /' D | ( (((((( ~-/ ~-/ ~-; / \--_ ~~--| ))'' ') ` `~~\_ \ ) : (_ ~\ , /~~- ./ \ \_ )--__ /(_/) | ) )| ___ |_ \__/~-__ ~~ ,' /,_;, __--( _/ | //~~\`\ /' ~~~----| ~~~~~~~~' \- ((~~ __-~ | ((() `\`\_(_ _-~~-\ ``~~ ~~~~~~ \_ / ))) ~----' / \ ) ) ( ;`~--' : _- ,;;( | `\ | _-~ ,;;;;) | /'`\ ; _-~ _/ /~ / | ) /;;;'' ,;;:-~ | / / | / |;;' ,'' / / | \\| | ,;( TX _/ /' \ \_) .---__\_ \,--._______ ( )|' (~-_| (;;' ;;;~~~/' `;;| `;;;\ ) `\_ |-_;;--__ ~~~----__/' /'_______/ `----' ( `~--_ ~~~;;------------~~~~~ ;;;'_/' `~~~~~~~~'~~~-----....___;;;____---~~ OH RIGHT BECAUSE IT SUCKS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-26.txt #3655 NEW KING OF POP (Fri, 2009 Jun 26) o $""$o ALL HAIL PRINCE $" $$ THE NEW KING OF POP $$$$ o "$o o" "$ oo"$$$" oo$"$ooo o$ "$ ooo"$oo $$$"o o o o o oo" o" "o $$o$" o o$"" o$ "$ "oo o o o o "$o ""$$$" $$ $ " o "" o" $ "o$$" o$$ ""o o $ $" $$$$$ o $ ooo o"" "o $$$$o $o o$ $$$$$" $o " $$$$ o" ""o $$$$o oo o o$" $$$$$" "o o o o" "$$$ $ "" "$" """"" ""$" """ """ " "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo$ "$$$$"$$$$" $$$$$$$"$$$$$$ " "$$$$$"$$$$$$" $$$""$$$$ $$$oo$$$$ $$$$$$o$$$$$$o" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ o$$$$o$$$" $"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""$ $" o BH $"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$$ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-07.txt #3485 NO ON 8K (Wed, 2009 Jan 7) ____________________________ / /\ / _/ /\ / NO ON 8K / \/ / /\ /___________________________/ / \___________________________\/ AAK \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ I MEAN THE CPU NOT THE PROPOSITION WHY ARE YOU GETTING ALL UPSET File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-23.txt #3713 A SERIOUS NATIONAL DISCUSSION (Sun, 2009 Aug 23) .-""""-. |== ==|-. I'D LIKE TO HAVE A SERIOUS NATIONAL DISCUSSION |~~ ~~~|`\\ ABOUT HEALTHCARE: |LILILI| || | |// | |/ | | GGHLGHLGBHAULGALHGAULLUHGAUHGLABHBHGULBH DIARRHEA jgs __|______|__ [____________] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-13.txt #3491 CHATTERING CLASSES (Tue, 2009 Jan 13) _..._ ___ ___ ___ ___ _..._ ,' `::. ,~ `:. ,~ `:. ,~ `:. ,~ `:. ,' `::. : `::: `:: `:: `:: `:: `::: : .::: .:: .:: .:: .:: .::: : .:::`. .;' `. .;' `. .;'.`. .;': .::: : .::: `.' .`.'.: `.' ::`.' :. .::: :. .::' ::: : `: .::: `: .:: : : .::' : .:: . :. .:: : ::' `: .::. .\ `: ,: :. : .::.: :.\ :. :.: :`: .' .::.: ::`. : :':: : `: : .;'.: : `.; :'.:: : :: ;:' :: . :' .::. .: .:: : : :' ::: :' .:: . : `:: : .:: :' .::. .: .::: : .::: ,:. .:. :' .::: : .:::,' `:. ,' `:.: .::: : .::: ::: ::: .::: : .::: ::: ::: .::: `._ .::'.`._.::' `._.::'.`._ .::' Seal ~~~ :: :: ~~~ MORE LIKE CHATTERING *FAGGOTS* AM I RIGHT FOLKS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-23.txt #3591 SHORT ANSWER: YES BUT (Thu, 2009 Apr 23) __.............__ .--""``` ```""--. ':--..___ ___..--:' \ ```"""""""``` / .-` ___.....-----.....___ '-. .:-""`` ~ ~ ``""-:. /`-..___ ~ ~ ~___..-'\ / ~ '`""---.........---""` \ ; ; ; '::. ' _, _, ; | '::: ' .' ( ~ .-'./ ~ | |~ .:' . _/..._'. .'.-'/ | DOES THIS BOWL | .:' .-'` ` '-./.'_.' | MAKE ME LOOK FAT? | ':. ( o) )) ;= <_ | ; '::. '-.,\\__ __.-;`\'. '. . ; ; ': \) |`\ \) '.'-.\ ; \.:'.:':. \_/ '-._\ / \ ':. ~ ` / '. '::.. _ . - - -- .~ _ ~ .' '-._':' `'-_.-' jgs (``''--..._____...--''``) `"--...__ __...--"` ````` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-02.txt #3539 DVORAK (Mon, 2009 Mar 2) _ (` ) _ ( (` ) _ _( _( . ) (` ) TYPING IN DVORAK COMPLETES .-`` _( ) '`. ) MY TRANSLATION ( .=( (_.:'-' ( _' `( ( (. -'_,-' .`(_ (. `-.' _,(-) ( . (_ __.: '-' `-(` \_( `( ` ) _,(-) //">^\ mic `(__.:' `-(` \_( TO HOMO `(__.:' //"\^> File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-16.txt #3553 RAPE RESPONSIBLY (Mon, 2009 Mar 16) I'M NOT ALLOWED TO RAPE PEOPLE ANYMORE I ABUSED MY PRIVILEGES AND GOT THEM TAKEN AWAY )\ _ .--._ ,' `\_.-~~/' `\ \'_ __ ( _ _ `\ (_) |__|/~ ~~=~\ )_____.---~~ \>\~-./' /' //=== /==( ( /' __\ ( __\) ( /~\( o |_o_( (( ( _____) \\_/ , ) \ `\ ~-.._ / ._)/ \ / `/ \ ./ Ts97 / `~/~' / / '~~-.__./ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-09.txt #3577 DARWINISM (Thu, 2009 Apr 9) , /.\ I'M SERIOUSLY FIRED UP AND ANGRY ABOUT "DARWINISM" //_`\ _.-`| \ ``._ .-''`-. _.'`. EVEN THOUGH I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT .' / /'\/`.\ `. MEANS OR EVEN THE FACT THAT / . |/ `. \ IT'S CLEARLY A MADE-UP WORD ' / \ ; : ' \ : : ; ; ; / . ' : . ' / \ \ / .' LGB `.` .' .' BUT I'M STILL PRETTY FIRED UP DUHHHHHHH `-..___....----` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-14.txt #3551 A WORD OF WARNING (Sat, 2009 Mar 14) _-|-_ /|||||\ JUST A LITTLE WORD OF WARNING ||||||||| ||||||||| \|||||/ IF YOU SHAVE YOUR CROTCH AND BALLS SO \|||/ THAT YOU CAN SEE THINGS CLEARER DOWN THERE ejm97 [___] /|||\ //|||\\ ONCE SEEN IT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN UNSEE ///|||\\\ ((( ))) ))) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-21.txt #3589 LICKERISH (Tue, 2009 Apr 21) .. c='o|\ _.-7 LICKERISH IS A WORD THAT DOESN'T MEAN cwz ,-( | | |/ ANYTHING LIKE I HAD THOUGHT OR HOPED `-.-' (o)-(o) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-28.txt #3565 EARTH HOUR 2009 (Sat, 2009 Mar 28) _------_ -~ ~- - _ - - |> - BE SURE TO TURN YOUR LIGHTS OFF - |< - FOR A WHOLE HOUR TONIGHT - |> - - || - - || - -__||__- |______| AND DON'T FORGET TO CUT YOUR <______> OWN HEAD OFF WHILE YOU'RE AT IT <______> \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-21.txt #3711 CULTURE WARS (Fri, 2009 Aug 21) _,. ___. . ____ ,._ --=:_ *: ======((|_L]_ \\ c:____]((=- :* _:=- - - - - `' (__(____) \\ / // ___ `' ,._ \\___. / // _/_/_]=== :* _:=-- ,. ___. _((|_L]_ _/ //_.(_(_)(_).. `' --=: *: ======((|_L]_ _/(__(\_ _)\_ /____\_\ cjr `.... `' (__(____) I TRIED A NEW COMPUTER GAME CALLED CULTURE WARS AND AS IT TURNS OUT IT REALLY REALLY SUCKED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-05.txt #3483 CROSS TO BEAR (Mon, 2009 Jan 5) _ _ | \ / | | \ _.--. .-. .-. .--._ / | | `._..--' \ _..--'' '.' ''--.._ / '--.._.' | .' o _.--._ o `-' _.--._ o o _.--._ `-' o _.--._ o '. | _O .' '. O .' '. O .' '. O .' '. O_ | || | / \ / \ / \ / \ | || ||_': : : : : : : :'_|| || ': : : : : : : :' || ||_| \ / \ / \ / \ / |_|| | O '. .' O '. .' O '. .' O `. .' O | '. o '-..-' '-..-' o `-..-' `-..-' o .' \ O o O O _ O o / `--------------------------------------' `-------------LGB--' FURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP IT'S NOT FAIR TO SOCIETY THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO IS CAPABLE OF MAKING THIS MAGNIFICENT FARTS BUT THAT'S JUST ANOTHER CROSS TO BEAR I GUESS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-11.txt #3489 FREE QASSAM ROCKETS (Sun, 2009 Jan 11) ,: ,' | / : --' / \/ />/ / >(8\= | , \ "" | / \ \ | / \ \ | \ \ \ |___\ \____\ ( ) ( ) miK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-04.txt #3482 JEFF BRIDGES (Sun, 2009 Jan 4) ______________ .-~.------------.~-. ,-~ ,'| /// || // `, ~-,_ ,''"'`--|--------|`--------~~~ ~~- .,_ > _|__~ | ~ `. ____ ~ -. I ,',--.`. | : ,'.--.`. `.__) I======: ::____|__________;_;: ::======( `------`. .'-------------------`. .'`------' IT'S TOO BAD JEFF BRIDGES IS DOING HYUNDAI COMMERCIALS FOR HYUNDAI File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-20.txt #3588 PINK PANTHER 3 (Mon, 2009 Apr 20) ############################################################################# # # # *****\_____________________________________________________/***** # # /#############################################################\ # # /#################################################################\ # # ""###################################################"" # # ###### ###### ###### # # ###### #### ###### # # ***\ <<|##|>> ## <<|##|>> /*** # # ################################################# # # ################################################# # # |##| ., |##| # # |##| ,'',.' '., |##| # # _._ |##|,'_._ ', _._ |##| _._ # # /###\'|##| /###\ '/###\ |##| /###\ # # ,''',. ,'|#| =##= |#| |#|',=##= |#| _ ,# #-, ..'' '.' ################ ################,' '',.'',. .,' # #__'______________################__________################___________'____# #^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^ |#| |##| |#| /\/^^^ ^^^|#| |##| |#|^^ ^^^^ ^^^^ ^^# #^ ^^^^/\^^^^^/\/ =#= =##= =#=^^^^^/\^^^ =#= =##=^^=#=/\^^^^ /\^^^^/\ # #\/\/\/\ /\/\/\################\/\/\/ /\################ ^/\/\/\/\ ^^ # # /\/\/\/\/\ ################ /\/\/\ ################/\/\ /\/\/\/\ # #\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/|#| |##| |#|/\/\ /\/\/\|#| |##| |#| /\/\/\/\/\/\ # # /\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/ /\/\/\/ # #spb\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/# ############################################################################# I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO PINK PANTHER 3 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-29.txt #3566 SHAMWOW (Sun, 2009 Mar 29) ______ [===| |====] | || | || I DON'T SEE WHY PEOPLE ARE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL ejm97 |=====|| ABOUT THE SHAMWOW GUY'S RUN-IN WITH A HOOKER |=====|| '"""""'| I MEAN A HOOKER TRIES TO BITE OFF MY TONGUE | | LITERALLY EVERY THIRD WEDNESDAY SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL '"""""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-15.txt #3552 RESERVING THE RIGHT (Sun, 2009 Mar 15) ,_ _ _, \o-o/ ,(.-.), _/ |) (| \_ I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO NOT GIVE A SHIT /\=-=/\ ,| \=/ |, _/ \ | / \_ jgs \_!_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-01.txt #3538 HAL (Sun, 2009 Mar 1) ____ ___.--' `-/) ___ __.-----' __.---._// < `----' _____,---' ___ // \--.____.--' ___,--' y/ \_ __.-----' __,--// >`----' _____,---' _// HELLO .'-.____,--',,,,, ___,--n//_ .'.__ __/ \' ___,/(_/ DOCTOR < `----' \ C '\-' .'// `----.____.---) _| .' // NAME .'=. (--'/|// | \)`-\.' __/ CONTINUE \ \ ,' /// ;. ' /// YESTERDAY | `._,'// \ // TOMORROW )===//] / |_// | \_ (/ | \ |\ \ __ | \ |[__]| \ ||__|/ / \ | / | |/ /| | /\| | /`.|____| `=.\____/ hjw ) '`--. `='====' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-08.txt #3576 WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN (Wed, 2009 Apr 8) : ;; / | / | .' : .-' ' _.-' / .-*" / _ .-' .' _.-*?' .' .' .-" .' __ .' , .-' .-+. .' _.-*".' / \ .-' _.--**""**-. .-' _.y-:-" .' : `+. .*""*. `. :-. -. \ .' ; .--*""*--. / __ ` _.--. \ |$| -.` -.;/ _.-+. : .' :*" "*..*" y`-' $| ;*" _( \ / +----/ / .'.-'---+ .-._.+' `. -'_.--. :- "_( `*-: | \/\/\/ | /) ` .'___ ' "_( ; `._| | \ )` .'.' `./_" ( : \| FIGHT FOR | (`._..--**" : .- ; `"' \ | FLUORIDATION | `----**"T"" " `+. | `. | | ' .' : _.-*"*- | WRITE YOUR | / / ' .-*" _ | CONGRESSMAN | __..-'\ / bug "+,'___..--| |--**"" `-.__.' "" +----------------+ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-30.txt #3598 AQUATIC WEEK: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM (Thu, 2009 Apr 30) .-""-. (___/\ \ , (|^ ^ ) ) /( _)_\=_/ ( T-PAIN IS FULL OF SHIT ,..__/ `\ ____(_/_ ` \ ) `\ _/ _/---._/(_)_ `\ ( jgs '--\ `-.__..-' /. (_), | ) `._ ___\_____.'_| |__/ `~----"` `-.........' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-24.txt #3592 FICTIONAL BALLS (Fri, 2009 Apr 24) /'\ CATEGORY:FICTIONAL BALLS / / , THANKS WIKIPEDIA c-' / /'-._ ,____,' .-'''-. I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH .-'.// \ '-;-========,"-,' ' FOR RIDICULOUSLY USELESS SHIT ,` /, \_//\ ,/ ( '- *) ) ( ./ ) {,}========'===='- ' , , , \/ ', -muse. _____'-.-`_______________________'-..-'____ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-05.txt #3542 THE FIRST DAY II (Thu, 2009 Mar 5) / (%) \O_ \| O_\ TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE END OF YOUR LIFE /\/ _/\ ejm \ /\ | \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-11.txt #3548 EVOLVE AS A BLOGGER (Wed, 2009 Mar 11) _*_ O \_/_ ! (( } ! I THINK THE ONLY WAY I CAN EVOLVE AS )))__.-` A BLOGGER IS TO START A VLOG SHOW (((--' ! \ ' ! .) )|___!.-'( / \ ` O __) / ' \ ` '( \ / ' \ `)` \ / ' ( (_`_ / _!____.' /_.-' /, ejm '-._ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-18.txt #3586 GLENN BECK (Sat, 2009 Apr 18) __ __ / <` '> \ ( / @ @ \ ) I ACTUALLY THINK THAT GLENN BECK IS QUITE \(_ _\_/_ _)/ REASONABLE AND MAKES A LOT OF GOOD POINTS (\ `-/ \-' /) "===\ /===" .==')___(`==. THEN AGAIN I'M A FUCKING CRAB hjw ' .=' `=. SO WHAT THE FUCK DO I KNOW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-18.txt #3708 TAKINGS CLAUSE (Tue, 2009 Aug 18) _______________________ =(__ ___ __ _)= | | | I'M THE TAKINGS | | CLAUSE OF THE | | UNITED STATES | | CONSTITUTION | | | | | | | | IGNORE ME | |__ ___ __ ___|KCK =(_______________________)= File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-21.txt #3650 SOLIDARITY BY ICON (Sun, 2009 Jun 21) ______ | |\ | |__\ I'M PRETTY SURE THAT CHANGING MY FACEBOOK | --- ICON WILL SHOW MY SOLIDTARITY WITH THE IRANIAN | / # \ PEOPLE IN THEIR TIME OF CRISIS | | | | \ / SINCE CLEARLY THAT'S HOW ALL REVOLUTIONS STARTED: | ---|\\ PEOPLE CHANGING THEIR ICONS ON SOCIAL MEDIA SITES gpyy |__________| \\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-28.txt #3506 AFTER THE JUMP (Wed, 2009 Jan 28) __________ |DAILY NEWS| |&&& ======| CHECK OUT MY PACKAGE |=== ======| |=== == %%$| |[_] ======| |=== ===!##| AFTER THE JUMP ejm97 |__________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-24.txt #3714 TEA PARTY (Mon, 2009 Aug 24) ) I WAS GOING TO GO TO A TEA PARTY BUT THEN I REALIZED ( THEY WEREN'T GOING TO BRING ANY TEA FOR US TO DRINK ) _.-~(~-. AND THAT'S JUST DARNED INCONSIDERATE (@\`---'/. (' `._.' `) `-..___..-' niki File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-09.txt #3638 OUR NEW SUPREME COURT JUSTICE NOMINEE (Tue, 2009 Jun 9) _____________ MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMgggg,,,,__ """????YYMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb, .,gggg,, LOOKS LIKE OUR "";;""++??MMMMMMMMMMMYYY++""`+MMMMMb, LATEST SUPREME .';' `"?;"" `MMMMMMb. COURT JUSTICE +' ;' .;' ;MMMMMMMb. NOMINEE "FELL ; .;;______ ;MMMMMMMMb DOWN THE STAIRS" ;' ;' ``"""`""""""'";, ;MMMMMMMMb___________________________ ' ;' `; `;;;;$''?$b ;' ;' ; ;?'`; ?$. OR IS IT "WALKED ;' ; ;;. `; $b INTO A DOOR" ,,,, `; ;; `; `;} ;;;;;;;;gg$iggg..,,,...+++""t. `. `..;' I'M NOT SURE WHAT ;;;;;;;;;;;;;""" t ;; `; ;;' THE PROPER ;;;;;;;;" t ; ;,; +;' EUPHEMISM FOR IT ;"""" `t t ;; `;. IS THESE DAYS t ; ,`. `+. t `t t `;;;. `+ tt t ; .;'`;`+. `+. `tt `t t ,;'' ; `+. `;. `tt t ;,;' ), `;+. `;. `tt `t ;;'' /$$;. +.``+._ `;. `tt t ,;;' (b.?$$bg, `; `; `;. `t, `t ,;;' |?"""`?s,?gf?. {\. ;. `t, ,;; || `?bgg$$$$b \`\. `;. `t, ,;;' `' `--"" \Y"i. )b,_ `t, ,,;;'' \\"t?gggggd?'"dbn, `t,,;;' KB ' `?$gggggd$$$$$? ,;;' """"""""'' """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-30.txt #3720 AURAL (Sun, 2009 Aug 30) __ AURAL SEX TURNED OUT TO BE NOT AT ALL LIKE WHAT I WAS HOPING /,- ||) IN THE FUTURE I'M GOING TO MAKE WOMEN WRITE OUT THE WORD BEFORE \\_, ) I COMMIT TO ANYTHING `--' ejm FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU FOOL ME TWICE, WHAMMO, A STRAP-ON DILDO TO THE EAR File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-14.txt #3492 VINT CERF (Wed, 2009 Jan 14) __..._ _...__ _..-" `Y` "-._ \ VINT CERF | ON WHY HE / \\ HAS | A // \\\ FUNNY | NAME /// \\\ _..---.|.---.._ /// jgs \\`_..---.Y.---.._`// '` `' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-11.txt #3793 TINKERBELL (Wed, 2009 Nov 11) /\ , {Oo\{o\ .=. {o: \:.\ / \ HEY FOLKS CHECK IT OUT IT'S TINKERBELL {O:' \:.-'_.-\_)____ {o:. /`~('-./-----.\ }o: // /| `/\ {O:'// /-' /\/\ }o-/( <___ \'/ /\/\/\ /o./ ;--._)====* -\/\/\/ `"`\ \ /.\ `""` \ \ \ \ jgs /`\ ) |/| | YEAH I'D TOTALLY DO HER _// \| | / || (SHE'D FIT UP MY ASS NICELY) |/ / | `\| ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-05.txt #3787 A SINCERE PLEA FROM A SINCERE FLOUNDER (Thu, 2009 Nov 5) PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME \ , __ \ \`\\"._ _, \ / _ |||;._/ ) _/@ @ /// | ( ( (`__, ,`\| '.\_/ |\_.' jgs `""``` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-04.txt #3786 BABY I LOVE YOUR WAY (Wed, 2009 Nov 4) OOH BABY I LOVE YOUR WAY / NOT EVERY FUCKING DAY THOUGH / / _ _ (") (") _T_ O )Y( /\_/\/ /(_)\ |.H. \oV(/ O| | (`/ ) H H Y / ] | [ (\) (_|_) |_!' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-10.txt #3792 NON-HUMAN RIGHTS (Tue, 2009 Nov 10) ,--. ,--. ((O ))--((O )) ,'_`--'____`--'_`. _: ____________ :_ | | ||::::::::::|| | | | | ||::::::::::|| | | SUPPORT NON-HUMAN RIGHTS !!!!!!!!!!!1 | | ||::::::::::|| | | |_| |/__________\| |_| INTELLIGENT ROBOTS ARE PEOPLE TOO |________________| EVEN THOUGH THAT DOESN'T REALLY MAKE __..-' `-..__ SENSE AND THERE AREN'T EVEN ANY YET .-| : .----------------. : |-. ,\ || | |\______________/| | || /. /`.\:| | || __ __ __ || | |;/,'\ :`-._\;.| || '--''--''--' || |,:/_.-': | : | || .----------. || | : | | | | || '----SSt---' || | | | | | | || _ _ _ || | | | :,--.; | || (_) (_) (_) || | :,--.; (`-'|) | ||______________|| | (|`-') `--' | |/______________\| | `--' |____________________| `.________________,' (_______)(_______) (_______)(_______) (_______)(_______) I FEEL IT'S MY DUTY AS A USELESS FUCKWAD (_______)(_______) TO WORRY ABOUT SHIT THAT ISN'T EVEN REAL | || | '--------''--------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-31.txt #3721 HAPPY SPERM (Mon, 2009 Aug 31) ____ ______ ___.' o `. /~----,\___/,--. ,_ | Zeus `-----' `---'` \ I'M A HAPPY SPERM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-15.txt #3493 PRODUCTIVITY (Thu, 2009 Jan 15) _____ / \ (____/\ ) |___ U?(____ _\L. | \ ___ / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | ( / _/u | \___|_)_| \| \\ / / \_(___ __) HEY FOLKS CHECK OUT MY | \\ / / | | | BLOG POST WHICH IS ABOUT MY | ) _/ / ) | | BLOG POSTING PRODUCTIVITY _\__/.-' /___( | | _/ __________/ \ | | // / ( ) | | ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| \ (___\ |______)_/ \ |\ \ \ / \ | \__ ) )___/ MR \ \ )/ /__( ___ | /_//___| \_________ PLEASE KILL ME _/ ( / OUuuu \ `----'(____________) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-01.txt #3479 HAPPY NEW YEAR (Thu, 2009 Jan 1) MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS TO CONTINUE BEING AWESOME __ _.._ .-'__`-._.'.--.'.__., /--' '-._.' '-._./ /__.--._.--._.'``-.__/ '._.-'-._.-._.-''-..' jgs THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BACON File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-08.txt #3637 STATE OF PLAY (Mon, 2009 Jun 8) __________________________ / | |______| |___ __/ / , | | /\ | | ^ | | ,--. ,' ,'| | |.' `.| |/ \| | / \ ,' ,'__| | |______| |___| | \ / / | | | | _ `--' [ ,--. | |,--| |] (_) FINALLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 |__/ \_|__________/ \__|= o \ / \ / A THRILLER ABOUT BLOGGERS/TWITTERERS bmw `--' `--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-25.txt #3715 BATMANWHAT (Tue, 2009 Aug 25) | | _.-7 |\.-.| ( ,(_ | a a| \\ \, WITH A NAME LIKE ) ["|| _.--' \ \\ BATMANGHELIDJH .-' '-''-..____.-' ___) )\ SHE'D BETTER SOLVE F _/-``-.__;-.-.--`--' . .' \_L_ CRIMES VIGILANTE-STYLE | l {~~} ,_\ '.'. ` __.' )\ ( -.;___,; | '- _ :__.'( / | -.__ _/_.'.-' '-._ .' \\ | .' | -- _ '\, | \ /--,--{ . '---.__. .' .' J ;/ __;__]. '.-. .-' )_/ J (-. '\'. '. '-._.-.-'--._ / | | '. .' | \'. '. ._ \ | \ T | \ '. '._ '-._ '. F J | | '. . '._ '-,_.--` F \ \ F . \ '. '. / J \ | J \ '. '. '/ J '.L__| . \ ' | | . \ | \ '. '. / | ' '.| | ,-. ( F | ' ___ ',._ . / '. \ F (.'`|| (-._\ '. \- '-\ \ .-' ( L `._ '\ '._ ( snd /' | / '-._\ ''\ `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-20.txt #3649 I MAY BE A SLOB (Sat, 2009 Jun 20) /`-. /`-. / / / / / / / / / _/ / _/ / / | / / | .' \_/ .' \_/.' .-' I MAY BE A SLOB jgs .' .-' /_ .' BUT I ALWAYS JIZZ INTO A CLEAN SOCK /_ .' \_\/ \_\/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-29.txt #3507 COMMANDO (Thu, 2009 Jan 29) ______ |\_______________ (_____\\______________ HH======#H###############H####################### ' ~""""""""""""""`##(_))#H\"""""Y######## )) \#H\ `"Y### dew " }#H) WHAT IF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER NEVER SAVED A YOUNG ALISSA MILANO IN COMMANDO ??!?!?!?!?! HAVE YOU NEVER CONSIDERED THAT WOULD IT AT LEAST HAVE RESCUED US FROM THAT EMBARASSING SHITBALL OF SUCK CALLED CHARMED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-19.txt #3709 NATIONALIZATION (Wed, 2009 Aug 19) .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. CONSIDER NATIONALIZING MY BALLS / // \ / \ | // : | ......::::: : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' AsH `"----"' `"----"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-10.txt #3547 PNEUMONIA (Tue, 2009 Mar 10) /\_ _ __ __ _ \( ! )/_/ __ \_\( % )>o<})# )/_/ PNEUMONIA IS A COOL WORD BECAUSE _(%>o<(_!_)>o<#)_ YOU DON'T PRONOUNCE THE P /_/(_% ( | (_#_)/_/ ( ! (~>O<~) % ) _ _({>O<}(_|_)%>O<%)_> /_/(_!_)# )( (_%_) _(#>o<#)>o< )_ UNLIKE PTERODACTYL OR PENIS /_/(_#_)(_|_)\_\ \/ hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-19.txt #3587 PROFESSIONAL ARTIST (Sun, 2009 Apr 19) __________________________ /| Art Gallery | / | ____ ____ ____ | / | |o | | , | | _ | | I'M ARTISTIC / | | O | |. | |(@) | | (INSERTS BULLWHIP) / | |_,k,| |_,-,| |\|p | | / /| | | h | | ,; | | | | | / / | | |_z__| |____| |____| | / /@;| | z z | / |Y | z|_{)_______________________| / | / /z /H / /| |/ /z Y / / | / {) d / / %| / /| | |&"| / Y | | / / d | |/ / | / HEY GUESS WHAT FOLKS | / | / YOU KNOW ALL THOSE GREAT ARTISTS THROUGHOUT HISTORY WHOSE | / NAMES YOU INSTANTLY RECOGNIZE AND WHOSE WORK YOU APPRECIATE | / DR |/ GET THIS THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEADS: PEOPLE PAID FOR WHAT THEY DID BECAUSE IT WAS WORTH SOMETHING SMEARING BULLSHIT ON A CANVAS ENTITLES YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR OWN CANVASSES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-04.txt #3541 DUB DUB DUB (Wed, 2009 Mar 4) _*_ O \_/_ ! I PRONOUNCE "WWW" AS "DUB DUB DUB" (( } ! IN THE HOPES THAT SOMEDAY MY MOTHER )))__.-` WILL LEARN TO LOVE ME (((--' ! \ ' ! .) )|___!.-'( / \ ` O __) / ' \ ` '( \ / ' \ `)` \ / ' ( (_`_ / _!____.' /_.-' /, ejm '-._ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-25.txt #3593 FROM THE REVERSE ANGLE (Sat, 2009 Apr 25) .-. .-. , _.._ _ \ \ | L /( _-` _ `-`'` `._,-) \ |/ L | `. / ( `._.-. ',__ | Y / \ / __,/_ `-..\__, `. / | / // _-'`` `. __ `' / || _..;_ '.<@>\ <, \> \\__/ | _.-'` / `-/ _ \ `--' <-""";` / `. `. _..._,' | | \ `-._ _.' | \ / \ `';\ | \ / \ -` / OKAY LET'S APPROACH THIS FROM \ | | `"\"` | THE REVERSE ANGLE: \ \ \ -. / \ `._ |-.>, `\_,-| \ WHICH FACEBOOK FRIENDS AM I |`-. / `>-._ \ `.__ | *NOT* GOING TO HIDE EVENTS FOR \ | / \ / ) / `-. `-._< sk > \ / < :_ \\ ( ) \ | | __)\ `'._/ `''` `'-'\ \ `'-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-27.txt #3595 AQUATIC WEEK: THAT'S NOT AMORE (Mon, 2009 Apr 27) _____ _..--'` `'-. .' _ '. (@) \ _.---:-' THATS A MORAY _\'._ \\ jgs_.--''`` `'-.`' | .' `""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-12.txt #3549 INTERROWHAT (Thu, 2009 Mar 12) ___ _ |__ \ | LOOK I'VE INVENTED A NEW GLYPH: / / | |_||_| (_)(_) THE INTERROWANG File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-06.txt #3543 I ALWAYS LIKE A CHALLENGE (Fri, 2009 Mar 6) /; / |'-,. / ' `"---,.__ / ' ,' , '"--,"| / ' , ,' ,"::| THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA BOOK WON'T / ' ,' , ,"::::| FIT UP MY ASS / ' , ,' ,"::::::L / ' ,' ,' ,"::::::::L BUT THIS MATHEMATICA BOOK / ' , , ,":::::::::J WILL k-,._ ,' _.":::::::::::J \. `"----'"".J::::::::::::| SO GUESS WHICH ONE I LIKE MORE \. .-, .L:::::::::::| \. ( .J:::::::::::! \. `-- .L:::::::::/ \. .-. .|::::::::/ \. ( ) .J:::::::/ \. `-' .L:::::/ \. L .|::::/ \. !__ .J:::/ WRONG \. __ .L:/ \. L_) .|/ BECAUSE I ALWAYS LIKE A CHALLENGE kth `-,__,-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-22.txt #3651 A NEW CZAR (Mon, 2009 Jun 22) _.- ~~^^^'~- _ _ .,.- ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ ________,' ::. ~ -. (( ~_\ -s- :: _ - ;, \\ ______<.._ .;;;` ,' } `', ``~~~~~ ~` ~- _ ; ; `\ _ _- _ ( } { , \, `, / ((/ _ _i ! _ , ,' \, , / ((((____/ ~ - - - - _ _'_-_,_,` \, ; < ----,____ (,(,(, ____> \,' cfbd \ ________`--.__ _ _ ____ ____ __ ______ _ _ ____ ____ __ `------__------- ______ _ _ ____ ____ __ I THINK THIS NATION NEEDS A FAGGOT CZAR File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-17.txt #3495 ITCHY RASH (Sat, 2009 Jan 17) \ jgs .\ ,=" \ I HAVE A KIND OF ITCHY RASH ON MY LEFT LEG ,="\ \ \ \ AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT ISRAEL IS RESPONSIBLE \ ) \ \ | \ \ \ `-. \ ) \ OH THE HUMANITY ISRAEL HOW COULD YOU (_ \ `-. \ `-` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-27.txt #3717 LIONIZE (Thu, 2009 Aug 27) , ,, , , ,; ; ;; ; ; ; LIONIZE THE LION THE LIONIZE THE , ; '; ; ;; .-''\ ; ; LION THE LIONIZE THE LION THE , ; ;` ; ,; . / /8b \ ; ; LIONIZE THE LION THE LIONIZE THE `; ; .;' ;,\8 | ; ; LION THE LIONIZE THE LION THE ` ;/ / `_ ; ;; ; ; ; LIONIZE THE LION THE LIONIZE THE |/.' /9) ; ; ` ; ; ; LION THE LIONIZE THE LION THE ,/' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; LIONIZE THE LION THE LIONIZE THE /_ ; ; ` ; ; LION THE LIONIZE THE LION THE `?8P" . ; ; ; ; ; ; ;; LIONIZE THE LION THE LIONIZE THE | ; .:: ` ;; ; ; ` ; ; LION THE LIONIZE THE LION THE `' `--._ ;; ;; ; ; ; ; LIONIZE THE LION THE LIONIZE THE `-..__..--'' ; ; ;; ; ; ; LION THE LIONIZE THE LION THE fL ; ; ; ; ; ; LIONIZE THE LION THE LIONIZE THE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-03.txt #3481 DOWN MY GULLET (Sat, 2009 Jan 3) ,-----------------. | | | : | IF I CALL HIM "BLAGO" DOES THAT MAKE ME COOL ?!??!?! | : | | : : | | ,-----. : | | %%%%%%% : | | ####### : : | | %%%%%%% ) | | | | ( ( ( | | | | ) . ) | | |& | ( ( : : | | (&$ `-. ) | | `. $&& `. : | | __`. * `. : | WHY ARE YOU STUFFING THAT SOCK DOWN MY GULLET | / ""`-. ** \ | RATHER THAN ANSWERING ME | \_______`-.___) | `-----------------' Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-06.txt #3788 JUST TO HEAR MYSELF TALK (Fri, 2009 Nov 6) .... .' ,: .' \.___.. I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO SUCK MY DICK .' .-' _.' JUST TO HEAR MYSELF TALK '.\ \/...-''`\ :.' / \ : : () () / (_ . '--' ': .': / |_'-- .' .'.' \ \ .'_\ .'.' .|__ \/_/: .'.' / :\.',;' .' -./ .'{\|)) '. ',_,-.',;'--: / '../_ \,;'_.' :. ,''-'-' \ \'.' / \..': .' /.-. : '. / \ |''\ './--: / \._ snd \. '.'._.___: '...' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-12.txt #3794 U.S.O.N.G.A.S. (Thu, 2009 Nov 12) z z Z .--. Z Z / _(c\ .-. __ | / / '-; \'-'` `\______ \_\/'/ __/ ) / ) | \--, | \`""`__-/ .'--/ /--------\ \ \\` ///-\/ / /---;-. '-' jgs (________\ \ '-' WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF NOT GIVING A SHIT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-13.txt #3795 MAST (Fri, 2009 Nov 13) ,--. ,--. I WAS GOING TO MATRICULATE BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY ( O ) ( O ) `--' \ `--' THEN I TRIED TO MASTICATE BUT I WAS TOO TIRED \ _ >-. / /| `-.__.' SO INSTEAD I'LL JUST MASTURBATE Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-11-07.txt #3789 A SHORT BREAK (Sat, 2009 Nov 7) _..--+~/@-~--. _-=~ ( . "} _-~ _.--=.\ \"""" _~ _- \ \_\ = _= '--' ' = . : : ____ '=_. ___ ___ | ; ____ '~--.~. ; ; _____ } | ___= \ ___ __ __..-...__ ___/__/__ : =_ _.-~~ ~~--.__ _____ \ ~-+-~ ___~=_______ rm ~@#~~ == ...______ __ ___ _--~~--_ WHILE ASCII ART FARTS TAKES A SHORT BREAK WE'LL LET OUR NEW FRIEND FROM THE JURASSIC ENTERTAIN YOU: PEPPY THE PLESIOSAUR BACK TOMORROW FOLKS OKAY PEPPY STOP HUMPING THE AUDIENCE DOWN BOY DOWN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-08-26.txt #3716 AZERTY (Wed, 2009 Aug 26) | | A _/X\_ \/X\/ |V| |A| |V| /XXX\ |\/\| |/\/| |\/\| |/\/| |\/\| |/\/| IIIIIII |\/_\/| /\// \\/\ |/| |\| /\X/___\X/\ IIIIIIIIIIIII /`-\/XXXXX\/-`\ /`.-'/\|/I\|/\'-.`\ /`\-/_.-"` `"-._ \-/\ /.-'.' '.'-.\ jgs /`\-/ \-/`\ _/`-'/`_ _`\'-`\_ RQPE FRQNCE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-02.txt #3480 DEAR BAILOUT BEGGARS (Fri, 2009 Jan 2) $$ $ \O/$ $ | /_\ DEAR BAILOUT BEGGARS: _|___|_ _|___|___|_ THANKS FOR MAKING IT THAT MUCH HARDER _|___|___|___|_ FOR THE REST OF US TO ARGUE THAT _|___|___|___|___|_ CAPITALISM ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, WORKS _|___|___|___|___|___|_ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|_ |___|___|___|___|___|___|___| \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ | | | | | | | / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ hjm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-01-16.txt #3494 PINKY RING (Fri, 2009 Jan 16) .----------------------------------------------------------------------. | _..---"""---.._ | | _.-" "-._ | | .-" `. | | _..-------.._ .-' __ +. | | .-' ""--.= _.--"" """-. + | | / "-._ _.-" "+ + | | | "-. \ ": | | J .+----.._ "-. b b | | \ ` ". "-+._ -. H H | | `. "+_ / "-._ = F H | | `-_ =.+ J" "-._ H J .F | | -._ J .F +_ + F J | | "-. | d"""---..-=_ J d .F | | "F H ' F / J | | _ _ _ _ H H=.__ _.' _ _ .' .F_ __ _ _ | |__-_--_-- _ - ,'H J__--"""----"" --__-_.' .'__--- _--_| |- -- - -- ,' -| `.-- -- - |-- -_.' +`. -- ----- -| |--- - ,' J `._--- - -|_.-' .'---`.- - -- --| | ,' b "----""" + `. | |---- ,'- -- -+_ .+' ---- - `.- - -| |- ,' =_ .+ `.-- | | .' =. _.=' `. | |,'-- ---- -- --- -"-.__ Krogg _.=+"--- -- ----- -- - -`| | """-----""" | `----------------------------------------------------------------------' IF YOU ARE MALE AND WEAR A PINKY RING THEN YOU ARE (CHECK ONE): [ ] GAY [ ] A PORN STAR [X] A GAY PORN STAR File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-06-23.txt #3652 PEREZ HILTON VS. WILL.I.AM (Tue, 2009 Jun 23) __ (::\ _____ _\::\__ CAN'T WE JUST AGREE THAT BOTH /| _(::( \::\__ PEREZ HILTON AND WILL.I.AM / | _(::\::\ \::\:\ ARE STUPID ATTENTION WHORE FAGGOTS \ |_(::Y\""`.\__\_|""\ \___\/__\ ___________\ MESSAGE ENDS ( ( \ x \ __ _ _ _\ ( |_:__\~ \ \_ |\| `(__\ ) ) |z: \ \ \ |"\\_7 _)\ ( ) |i: \ \ \ (,,_________________ |p: \ # \____________\ _____ ;;_____________):::) |p: \ / cancers / /XxXxX`-'xXxXxXxX`-\ cjr (o:______ \/____________/ /____________________\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-07.txt #3544 POST (Sat, 2009 Mar 7) | _, iO_| /_ \_| / I'M POST-RACIAL, POST-PARTISAN, AND ALSO ) '-, POST-GIVING-A-FUCKING-SHIT | ._.-: (`; \| // _.-'```"""``"-._ /"` '. `':.,_ "._ \`'-._ `'-._ \ `:._ `'-._ _ | \ `:_ `"--"--"`` | \ `:_ | :| \ '. | | | `:_ | |: | `:_ |: | | | | | cjr | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-03-13.txt #3550 CARRY ON DUDE (Fri, 2009 Mar 13) o o o o o / \ | / o _____ GOD WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME o | / __ /~~~\/`____ `\ /,-~ `~-_|/_ \` -------------< ~ ` ; / \ `~-___,-/``\ / OH SNAP RIGHT / | \ n / / o` | o /`~~` / I FORGOT ABOUT THAT INCIDENT o /` / o /` \ \ /` /`\`\ / / `\`\ FAIR ENOUGH, CARRY ON DUDE | / `\`\ / UvB / ~~` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2009/2009-04-26.txt #3594 TWENTIETH CENTURY (Sun, 2009 Apr 26) _,,--,,_ /` .`\ / ' _.-' \ OKAY FOLKS LET'S GET WITH THE TWENTIETH CENTURY | `'_{}_ | AND STOP SPELLING AND PRONOUNCING THE WORD "MOSLEM" | /` `\ | \/ == == \/ /| (.)(.) |\ \| __)_ |/ |\/____\/| | ` ~~ ` | \ / MMMKAY jgs `.____.` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-21.txt #4168 THE GRINCH (Sun, 2010 Nov 21) __..._ ,-` `', ,' \ / | HOW THE GRINCH STOLE THANKSGIVING ,' , \ AND REPLACED IT WITH THE FIRST DAY ,' ,/-'` \ OF CHRISTMAS SHOPPING _ ./ ,.'`/ \ .-` `^\_,.'` / `\__ 7 / / _,._,.,_,.-'.` `\ \A __/ ,-```-`` `, `, ` ,`) ^-` / ` ,/ ( , ,_ ,-,_,<` \__ T--` `''` ``` _,\ \_/|\_ ,.-` | | _/ | |T\_ _,'Y / +--,_ <``` \_\/_/ `\\_/ / `\ / ,-- ` _,--,_`----` _,,_ \ / ` | <_._._ > ` \ ` \` | | , ` | | V| \ | | |` \ \ / / / \x \_ | /-` / \ `-,| ,/--` /` \x_ \_ /--'` , / \x_ `` ,,/` ` `-,_,-' ,'` ZEUS _| |`\ KIND OF A LONG-WINDED TITLE BUT ( `-``/``/`_/ I THINK THE CONCEPT IS SOUND `-`-,.-.-` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-09.txt #4156 QE2 (Tue, 2010 Nov 9) O /\_ MORE LIKE QUANTITATIVE ***PLEASING*** /_ `\D ,===/ || /___/__ |_\ (o) (o) dp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-24.txt #3867 WYCLEF JEAN (Sun, 2010 Jan 24) ___ /]_/ I'D REALLY LIKE TO HEAR WHAT WYCLEF JEAN |\/|.--/'-. HAS TO SAY ABOUT THE HAITIAN EARTHQUAKE \|/:o / /\ ._, \_/_.'0/ _|_ \____]] (>[___]=]]]=== / \___/P{] __// /----\/ (_[-'\__/_ / | | \ '=='='==' ____||||___ snd (_""_/ \_""_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-30.txt #3873 PRORATE (Sat, 2010 Jan 30) IF I HAVE A KID ON DECEMBER 31ST _.~._ ,~'.~@~.`~. / : _..._ : \ { :,"''\\`".: } `C) 9 _ 9 (--.._,-"""-.__ ( )(@)( ) `. `-.___.-' \ ,' \ / ,` ;`-._,-. ,' ,'/ ,' `---t.,-. \_ ,--.,',' ,'----.__\ _( \----' '///,`,--.,' `-.__.--' `. ) '///,' `-` hjw CAN I LIST THEM ON MY 1040 OR DO I HAVE TO PRORATE THEM ?? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-14.txt #4069 MACINTOSH FAN (Sat, 2010 Aug 14) __________________________ __..--/".' '. __..--"" | | | / | | | WHAT'S WORSE ??? / | | ___________________ | ; | | :__________________/: | BEING A MACINTOSH FAN | | | | '.| | OR HAVING A CASE OF | | | | || | FULL-BLOWN AIDS ??? | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | |______......-----"\| | | | | |_______......-----" | | | | | | | | | | | | ____----| | | |_____.....----|#######|---| | | |______.....----"""" | | | | | |. .. | | , | ANSWER: IT'S CLEARLY |... .... | | (c ----- """ .' A TRICK QUESTION AS |..... ...... |\|_| ____......------"""|" ONE OF THOSE INVOLVES |. .... .......| |"""""" | A CONSCIOUS CHOICE '... ..... ....| | | "-._ ..... .| | | (YOU GUESS WHICH ONE) "-._.....| | ___...---"""' "-._.| | ___...---""" """"" grp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-11.txt #4005 I THINK THEREFORE I (Fri, 2010 Jun 11) /=/ __/=/ COGITO ERGO SUM /::/| _/::/ / /_~/||/ [__]/|' / /// (o)|/ "I THINK, THEREFORE I ..." y// WAIT WHAT WAS THAT A TRAIN WHIST-- /=/ /=/ :F_P: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-18.txt #3861 METRIC TENSOR (Mon, 2010 Jan 18) /\ / \ I'M A METRIC TENSOR / _o \ / <(\ \ TOUCH MY DICK AND DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT / />`A \ '----------` Stef File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-05.txt #3999 CENSUS CHOICES (Sat, 2010 Jun 5) ____ . ###%###%#### ######%##%##### ########%%#%#### ##########%%%%%% ############%%#% ############%%## "####_""_""##%# #|L L###% %E%E%. ## < ' ,#%# %E%E%EE%% ,##\ - ,##%% %E%E%EE%EE% /\._.## %__ %E%E%E%EE%%EE _.-' \ / ## '-. %E%E%E%E%%EE%% / \ \/ ## | %E%E%E%EE%EEEE |\ \ / /## |/\ %E%EEEE%EEE%%%% | | / | ## | | /%EEEE%EE%%EEEEEE | / | / %% / | | / %%EEEEEEEEEEE' | | / / ##% | \ | .Y |.|-/\-/-__## /\ \._.--.,-' / |/%%%%%/%\%##%| \ _/ | /' %(%%%%(%%%|##%| \ |/ |%\%%%%|%%%\#%%| \ _.-/ /|%%\%%%/%%%%|%/| '_ ._-/ / |%%%|''|%%%%\ | "---./ | |%%%%\ |%%%%%| \ / /%%%%| |%%%%%\ | | |%%%%%| |%%%"""' | OKAY OKAY FINE I GUESS WITH ALL \ |%%%%%%| -'' | THESE BULLSHIT CENSUS PEOPLE / \|%%%%%%| || | BUGGING ME CONSTANTLY I'LL FUCKING / /|%%%%%%| || | FILL IT OUT ____/ / |%%%%%%- | || ^ | / ./ |%%-' | || | --- > _/ |%| | | | || | I THINK THIS TIME I'LL BE AN ASIAN -" \\ | | | || | | | WOMAN WITH FOUR CHILDREN / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |/ | | /| \ | \ | |/=| | | ||=| | | ||=\ | | ||==== | | ||=====\ | |/|== \ | \| |\ | | |===.__ | / | = .|'' /= % = | ===%% = | ===== = | ====== = | ===== === | ===== === | ===== == | ==== = | ==== = | === = | ==== = | === = | E=== = | EEEE = | E=EE == = =E=" ==== EE=E ==== EEEE ==== ===== ==== ==== ==== = === " bonnnie File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-28.txt #4083 SLOPPY SECONDS (Sat, 2010 Aug 28) KITTY !!!! STOP DIPPING YOUR PAW IN MY DRINK (\ /) AND THEN LICKING IT !!!! THAT'S DISGUSTING !!!!111 (( "-" )) \ @ @ / I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR PAW HAS BEEN !!!11111 ( "Y" ) pils ".^." `-. WAIT NOW THAT I THINK OF IT ACTUALLY I DO: _/( _) ( ) (((.\(((./( ( PROBABLY FINGERBANGING THAT POOR FILIPINO HOOKER /.((("\ ) I HAVE LOCKED UP IN MY CLOSET RIGHT AFTER I HAD (((" " MY WAY WITH HER, YOU SLOPPY SECONDS ASSHOLE OF A CAT (NOTE: WHORE IS OVER 18 SO THIS IS TOTALLY LEGAL PLEASE DO NOT CALL THE COPS OR HER EMBASSY) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-21.txt #3923 TODAY'S WEATHER FORECAST (Sun, 2010 Mar 21) ,--.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::....::::::: )::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.. ..:::: _'-. _:::::::::::::::::::::::::::.. ,--. ..:: ( ) ),--.::::::::::::::::::::::. ( ) .:: )-._::::::::::::::::::.. `--' ..:: _________________):::::::::::::::::::.. ..:::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::....::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: !:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I|I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII O!o TODAY'S WEATHER FORECAST IS: CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MASTURBATION File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-28.txt #3961 THE FLIP SIDE (Wed, 2010 Apr 28) \\\/// \(..)/ WAIT LET ME CHECK .............. ( _> ) _/'--/_ ...... NOPE, DICK IS STILL SMALL /^ _ _ `\ .' / \ ) | \' '// ,, < < | | \ ,, ||, `. \\ . /, \ ,|| =|||===(((==========)))===|||= ||^ /`:----/\ `|| `` ( \ / \ `` | /`^\ | | | | | | / \ | / `| |^ \ | / \ | | | | | / \ | \ gnv .oooO LOoo File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-14.txt #3947 POLLY WANNA II (Wed, 2010 Apr 14) ______________________________________________________ __________|___________,_______________________________ __________|__________//,_______ __________|__________\|/;..____ POLLY WANNA __________|___________\\//\,.__ PUNCH ME IN THE TITS __________|___________/ '\/__ __________|__________/,* _ |_________________________ __________|_________( ) ( ) (_________________________ __________|__________\( " \________________________ __________|____________) \\______________________ __________|___________( \\\___________________ __________|____________\ ( \\ \\\_________________ __________|____________(\ \\ \\ \\\_______________ __________|_____________\\ \\ \\ \\\_____________ __________|______________\\ \\ \\ \\____________ __________|_______________\\ \\ \\ \\___________ __________|________________\-\ \\\ \\\\___________ __________|_________________\ /\_ \\\ \\___________ __________|__________________(( \-___- \\\__________ __________|___________________\ \_______ \\\_________ __________|____________________\ \_______ \\\________ __________|_____________________\ \________\\\_______ __________|______________________\ \________\\\______ __________|_______________________\ \________\\______ __________|________________________(--)_______________ __________|___________________________________________ __________|___________________________________________ bni File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-09.txt #3911 RETYPE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS (Tue, 2010 Mar 9) ,. |`:. | `:. m1a | |`.`:;@. | |;.`.`;| DOES ANYONE SERIOUSLY ACTUALLY RETYPE THEIR PASSWORD ; `.';| || WHEN PROMPTED TO BY SOME WEB FORM ???? ,(`;.`.| || /8o (`:. || /o8888o `; || JUST FUCKING CUT AND PASTE AND SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER /@o8888888o (`;| (`.()oO888888o (< `.`.;:oO08c{)/ | `.`.(),0 / / `.`.`/ / `.( / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-01.txt #3934 LIQUIDITY TRAP (Thu, 2010 Apr 1) _.-' _.-' MY BALLS ARE A LIQUIDITY TRAP _____________.-'________________ / _.-' O /| / i====_======O __________/ / / / _.-' O / _ /|/ / / | p o / ( / / / / O /_________/ / / L===========O /|/ /______________O________________/ / aos |________________________________|/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-08.txt #3910 BLACK (Mon, 2010 Mar 8) THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLACK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-15.txt #3948 SUBMACHINE GUN (Thu, 2010 Apr 15) ..______....__________,____,,,. `'------- ';;-..-----.-. | I'M A SUBMACHINE GUN ; ;; ;; '-''-.__,' ', ,;' ' I SHOOT PEOPLE CB '''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-20.txt #3922 TED 2010 (Sat, 2010 Mar 20) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .' ___...-'. /__......-----``` \ LET'S ALL CHECK OUT TIM BERNERS-LEE /`---...._________......---'\ AT TED 2010 GIVING ANOTHER PRESENTATION : : ON HOW HIS LAST NAME HAS A HYPHEN IN IT | )\ )\ | | ( `-. `. -. | | `-. .'` ~ `. | \ / ` .-.` \ / \ | `( @ ) ~| / \ \~ .``-' `/ / `._ `-.___.-` _.' `-._ _.-' `-.-=-.-' ((o)) LGB // \\ .---/ \_/ \---. ( '._____.' ) `-------------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-29.txt #3962 REFLECTIONS ON ONE'S LIFE CHOICES IN MIDDLE AGE (Thu, 2010 Apr 29) I REGRET NOTHING / / _==0_/ /_O ==C \__ .@___/\______/\/_)__ \ \,----------------------I|_ejm98___________/~-~-~-~ ~-~__|___~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~ ~-~- ~-~-~-~ -~-~-~ ~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-29.txt #4084 LIQUID (Sun, 2010 Aug 29) ___ //))))) )))@_@) ((( = ) ))) -(_ __ / `-'\\ /,\\\` /__| )y | < \ (\_/ `.\ \ HERE'S A WOMAN SHOPPING {>>>` | /`-'\____| / c \\ / (C \_ _))\ `-'-._/ \ / /\ \ / ,' `. \ / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw _,---. (/_/)))) \c e_e) . \ = ) _| ,-` -(_ |o| / `-'\\ |#{) /__| ._ _)y / < \ (\_/ `.\ ____\ AND HERE'S A VERY SERIOUS BUSINESSWOMAN ,>>> | .==T=T==.__| WITH A BRIEFCASE OR BAG OF SOME SORT AND | | / PROUDLY DISPLAYING A CELL PHONE BECAUSE | |\ AS WE ALL KNOW ONLY REAL PROFESSIONALS |_______| \ HAVE ACCESS TO CELL PHONE TECHNOLOGY IN 2010 / /\ \ / ,' `. \ / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw OH DON'T FUCKING GO ALL LIQUID ON ME YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-04.txt #3998 LADY GAGA (Fri, 2010 Jun 4) , ,;;,. ;;;;;; LADY GAGA MIGHT BE CELIBATE ???? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE ;; ;; ; _;; o;o; WE CAN'T EVEN TELL WHAT GENDER SHE IS ANYWAY / __`` ` \ `.\ \ `-...--. TELL YOU WHAT I HAVE A WAY TO TEST .\,\ ./---' .\)'.___.'N POKE HER WITH A BROOMSTICK, .\_.- THEN SEE WHICH HOLE IT GOES INTO ---' BP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-10.txt #4004 ANDROID (Thu, 2010 Jun 10) .-----. ,' - - `. _ _____/

\_____ _ /_|| ||`-._____.-`|| ||-\ / _||===|| ||===|| _\ I GOT AN ANDROID AND WHAT THE FUCK |- _||===||===========||===||- _| IT'S NOT EVEN HUMAN-SHAPED \___||___||___________||___||___/ \\|/// \_:_:_:_:_:_/ \\\|// | _| |_________| | _| | _| /( ======= )\ | _| \\||// /\ `-.___.-' /\ \\||// (o ) /_ '._______.' _\ ( o) /__/ \ | _| |_ _| / \__\ ///\_/ |_ _| | _| \_/\\\ ///\\_\ \ _/ \ _/ /_//\\\ \\|//_/ ///|\\\ ///|\\\ \_\\|// \\\|/// \\\|/// /- _\\ // _\ | _|| ||- _| I WAS HOPING FOR A FUCK TOY AND ,/\____|| || ___/\, I ALL GOT WAS THIS STUPID PHONE /|\___`\,| |,/'___/|\ |||`.\\ \\ // //,'||| \\\\_//_// \\_\\_//// LGB/fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-19.txt #3862 VANGELIS (Tue, 2010 Jan 19) . . * . . . . * . . . . . . * . . . . * . . * . . . * . . * . . . * . . . . * . . . . . * . . . .-o--. . * . . . . . . . . * * . :O o O : . . ____ * . . . . . . . . : O. Oo; . . `. ````.---...___ . * . . . * . `-.O-' . * . . \_ ; \`.-'```--..__. . . * . . . . . ,'_,-' _,-' ``--._ . * . . . . * . . . -' ,-' `-._ * . . * . . . ,-' _,-._ ,`-. . . . . . * . . '--. _ _.._`-. `-._ | `_ . * . . . . . . ; ,' ' _ `._`._ `. `,-'' `-. . . . . . . ,-' \ `;. `. ;` `._ _/\___ `. . * . . * \ \ , `-' ) `':_ ; \ `. . * . . . * \ _; ` ,; __; `. . . . . . '-.; __, ` _,-'-.--''' \-: `. * . . . * . )`-..---' `---'' \ `. . . . . . . . .' `. `. ` . * . . . / `. `. ` * . . / `. `. ' . . * / `. `. _'. . . . . | `._\-' ' . . . | `.__, \ * . . *. . | \ \. . . | \ \ . * jrei * DEAR VANGELIS, MORE LIKE ZERO POINT THREE SIX SEVEN YOU ELECTRONIC GREEK GOATFUCKING HACK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-31.txt #3874 CATECHISM (Sun, 2010 Jan 31) .======. | INRI | AAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIA | | | | .========' '========. | _ xxxx _ | | /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ | | `-._`'`_/'`.-' | '========.`\ /`========' | | / | |/-.( | |\_._\ | UNF UNF UNF | \ \`;| | > |/| CATECHISM SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE FETISHISM | / // | SO DON'T THINK I WON'T BEAT OFF TO IT | |// | | \(\ | | `` | | | | | | | | | \\jgs _ _\\| \// |//_ _ \// _ ^ `^`^ ^`` `^ ^` ``^^` `^^` `^ `^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-15.txt #4070 DIAGONALIZATION (Sun, 2010 Aug 15) &&& (+.+) MY BALLS ARE DIAGONALIZABLE ___\=/___ (|_ ~~~ _|) |___| / _ \ NOW YOU CAN JUST READ OFF THE EIGENVALUES /_/ \_\ (BUT DO SO WITH A DARK FILTER BECAUSE OTHERWISE ejm97 /_) (_\ IT WILL CAUSE PAIN, IRRITATION, SNEEZING, AND BLINDNESS) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-01.txt #4056 HEMORRHOID APPEASEMENT (Sun, 2010 Aug 1) _--_ / \ ( ** ) \ / | | ........_ ____,,,..--- | |^^*|MMMMMMMMM```-----'''MMMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIYYYYYIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |:::::::::"::^^^^^::::=::::::::::| | | ,|:::::::::":::::::::::=::::::::::| | | |:::::::::":::::::::::=:::::::::::|' | |'^^*|;;;;;;;;_";:::::::::;=------;;;;;/ | | ```-----''' | | | | I TRIED APPEASING MY HEMORRHOID | | WITH THE SUDETENLAND BUT LONG | | STORY SHORT IT DIDN'T WORK VERY WELL | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \\| |// oooooooooooooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-25.txt #3868 TOSS-UP (Mon, 2010 Jan 25) , , {\ /} MY BALLS ARE A TOSS-UP {~ \ ,__/~} {~= ;`'_)=} `{~,;) \~} `;/ \)=-" ~~( )/`==" /)) jgs \\\ ``" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-08.txt #4155 THE RISING TIDE (Mon, 2010 Nov 8) _.====.._ ,:._ ~-_ JUST REMEMBER: `\ ~-_ | _ _ | `. THE RISING TIDE LIFTS ALL DRESSES ,/ /_)/ | | ~-_ -..__..-'' \_ \_\ `_ ~~--..__...----... File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-20.txt #4167 THE WHISTLE SPEAKS (IN THE IMPERATIVE MODE) (Sat, 2010 Nov 20) `~ _ _____ ` _ ~ 7____// - ` ~ _ ~ `/----/( FUCKING BLOW ME / / `& ad ( ( ) `(O)_`&_.% | | | | o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-22.txt #4169 THE HUNGRY PALETTE (Mon, 2010 Nov 22) MMMM THAT PAINT BRUSH LOOKS MIGHTY TASTY / / _____ /| .-'@ & #`'-. // / % 8 \ // | m () _ | // \ 0 ( '-._/ // jgs '-.____'. y File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-17.txt #4072 FRESH HOT BACON (Tue, 2010 Aug 17) __ _.._ .-'__`-._.'.--.'.__., /--' '-._.' '-._./ FRESH HOT BACON IS ALL I SEE /__.--._.--._.'``-.__/ '._.-'-._.-._.-''-..' jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-27.txt #3870 AC-130 (Wed, 2010 Jan 27) THE EC-130 IS LIKE AN AC-130 ONLY WITH IDEAS INSTEAD OF DEATH _ | \ _| \______________________________________ - ______ ________________ \_`, -(_______ -= -= USAF ) `--------=============----------------` -JB - - - - ` . . - - .*` .* ;`*,`., `, ,`.*.*. * ______________* * ` ^ *_____________________________________ SO BASICALLY IT SUCKS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-03.txt #4058 TOM HANKS (Tue, 2010 Aug 3) ____ /___.`--.____ .--. ____.--( .'_.- ( ) -._'. .'.' |'..'| '.'. .-. .' /'--.__|____|__.--'\ '. .-. (O).)-| | \ | | / | |-(.(O) `-' '-'-._'-./ \.-'_.-'-' `-' _ | | '-.________.-' | | _ .' _ | | | __ | | | _ '. / .' ''.| | / \ | |.'' '. \ | |( )| '. || || .' |( )| | \ '._.' '. | \ / | .' '._.' / '.__ ______'.|__'--'__|.'______ __.' .'_.-| |------| |-._'. //\\ | |--::--| | //\\ // \\ | |--::--| | // \\ // \\| /|--::--|\ |// \\ / '._.-'/|_______/ |--::--| \_______|\`-._.' \ / __..--' /__|--::--|__\ `--..__ \ / / '-.|--::--|.-' \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ _.-' `-._ _..||.._ _.-` '-._ '--..__..--' LGB '-.____.-' '--..__..-' HOUSTON WE'VE HAD A PROBEM TOM HANKS IS IN DRAG AGAIN OKAY I'M MIXING UP TWO UNRELATED THINGS HERE AREN'T I SO BE IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-06.txt #4000 THE PAULS (Sun, 2010 Jun 6) ) ( ( RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND ) ))) PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL ((((( RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON ( )))))) PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL )(((((( RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND ((,````)) PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL :(.)(.): RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON ( \\\ ) PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL (,\\\\ RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND `.||||| PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL \ | RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON ) / PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL ejm /\ / RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND / \ PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL / RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-12.txt #4006 THE ROOTS (Sat, 2010 Jun 12) __________ ,. ,. ,','.___.,',`. `.\ /,' ___________ / /.____./ / \ \ \\ // ,''..-------..``. : : : : : : \// :`-..._____...-': [ |.____.| ] | ] //\ |`-..._____...-'| | | | | | | // \\ | | | | [ |.____.| ] | ] // \\ |] | | [| | | | | | | // \\ | [] [] | : :.____.: : ; ; // \\ | | ___ | | \ \.____.\ \ / / // \\ :`-.:._]|[_.:.-'; `.`.____.`.`,' SSt `' SSt `' `-...|SSt|...-' POOR ?UESTLOVE YOU'D THINK HE COULD FIND A BETTER GIG THAN BEING A PART OF JIMMY FALLON'S BAND I SUPPOSE THERE ARE WORSE THINGS (LIKE PAUL SHEFFER) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-22.txt #3924 UNSYMPATHETIC (Mon, 2010 Mar 22) NnNnN |~ `NNN' |~ NnNnN N"N NnNnN `NNN' NNN `NNN' , N"N N"N N"N . %%% %% . %%NN %% %%%N . %. N%% % % %% %% + %% %' %. % %% %% %% % ^ %% % %%% %%% %% % %%% % @ %% % _() / % %% %%+ %%%% } %% %% % { % ,%% %' } (_)|' @%% % %% < %% % %%% " %% %%.%% % %% %x% ][ %% { %% %% ', %% %cgmm MY BALLS ARE REALLY UNSYMPATHETIC TO YOUR PLIGHT WHAT WITH THEM BEING THE CHIEF ARCHITECT OF IT WELL MORE THE LEFT ONE THAN THE RIGHT ONE REALLY BUT THEY EACH DESERVE THEIR OWN SHARE OF BLAME NOW FUCKING HOLD STILL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-03.txt #3936 CHAT ROULETTE (Sat, 2010 Apr 3) . _ + . ______ . . ' . '+ ( /|\ _ _| \___ . + ' . * /\ ||||| . | | | | | | . ' . ' __||||_|||||____| |_|_____________\________________________________________ . |||| ||||| /\ _____ _____ . . . . . . \|`-'|||| |||| __________ . \__ |||| |||| . . . . - . . __ ||||`-'||| . . __________ . . |||| ___/ ___________ . PRO TIP: IF YOU REALLY WANT _ ___|||||__ _ . _ TO CONFUSE PEOPLE GET ON _ `---' . . . _ . . . CHAT ROULETTE AND WHEN YOU _ ^ . - . - . - . SEE A GIRL SHOW A SIGN THAT BA READS "SHOW ME YOUR DREAMS" THEY WILL NEVER CLICK OFF BUT INSTEAD YAP FOREVER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-17.txt #3950 GET USED TO ME (Sat, 2010 Apr 17) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ | @ @ | | | @ @ /#\ /#\ /#\ @ @ (###) /#####\ (###) @ @ | | | /#########\ | | | @ @ |@| /#\| /\ /#############\ /\ |/#\ |@| @ @ | | (##/#\ /##\ (###############) /##\ /#\##) | | @ @ |@| |(###) (####) _\#############/_ (####) (###)| |@| @ @ | | |#| |___|/\|__|_________________|__|/\|___| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###||||###|######/^\######|###||||###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###|##|###|####/ \####|###|##|###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###|/\|###|##/ \##|###|/\|###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###||||###|#( )#|###||||###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###|##|###|##\ /##|###|##|###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###|/\|###|###| |###|###|/\|###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###||||###|###| |###|###||||###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###||||###|###| |###|###||||###| |#| | | @ @ _|_|___|#|_|###|##|###|###|_______|###|###|##|###|_|#|___|_|_ @ @ |###|###################################################|###| @ @ |###|###############/|=================|\###############|###| @ @ /-------------------/ /=================\ \-------------------\ @ @ / / / --------------- \ \ \ @ @ / / /#####################\ \ \ @ @/ / /###|###| |###|###\ \ \@ @ / /|###|###| |###|###|\ \ @ @ / /||###|###| |###|###||\ \ @ @ / /\/|###|###| |###|###|\/\ \ @ @ / /|##|###|###| |###|###|##|\ \ @ @ / /#||||###|##/ \##|###||||#\ \ @ @______________/ /##|\/|###|#( )#|###|\/|##\ \_________________@ @ | /###|##|###|##\ /##|###|##|###\ | @ @spb |/|###||||###|####\ /####|###||||###|\| @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ BETTER GET USED TO ME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-16.txt #3949 FLOWER (Fri, 2010 Apr 16) ,`. ,'`. : | \/ / | _.. ,--.._ | ' : ;.' ) FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU \ ._ `: | ,' ,' / `._ ` \ .;../ _..'.._ _..-`-.._::::::.' -.. `. ,' _.. ::SSt::-.._ __..' `..___..-''`;:::;' `. ,' , ,' |` `:. `. `. | ' ,/ , ; \`.._,' `..-'/ / / \ \ : \__,' `.__; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-02.txt #3935 Q-TIPS (Fri, 2010 Apr 2) __ I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO INSERT Q-TIPS INTO /,- YOUR EAR CANAL BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF SINCE IT'S SO SEXY ||) \\_, ) `--' ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-23.txt #3925 ADVICE GODDESS (Tue, 2010 Mar 23) .-. (/^\) (\ /) ADVICE GODDESS !!!!!!111 .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// A.K.A. JIZZ RECEPTACLE / \ \ | / A.K.A. PUNCH RECEIVER \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-13.txt #4007 WORLD CUP 2010 (Sun, 2010 Jun 13) _______ | _ | THERE'S A REASON THAT LITTLE KIDS PLAY SOCCER AS A SPORT o |_o=-- | () o IT'S BECAUSE IT'S SHITTY AND RETARDED AND BORING SM |\, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-07.txt #4001 INSULIN JUNKIE (Mon, 2010 Jun 7) _.--._ ,' `. I GOT A CALL FROM AN INSULIN JUNKIE TODAY / __) __` \ ( (`-`(-') ) /) \ _ / ( BUT IT'S THE FAT KIND NOT THE /' )-._.' . \ ___ GREW-UP-WITH-IT-AS-A-CHILD KIND ( ,--., `.)___(___) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ SO I DID NOT RETURN THE CALL / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) Ojo/VK/FS/ejm ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' / /| / / | / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-26.txt #3869 OLIVER STONE (Tue, 2010 Jan 26) ___ // 7 COULD OLIVER STONE (_,_/\ LICK HIS OWN DICK (PICTURED LEFT) \ \ MORE QUIETLY PLEASE \ \ _\ \__ ( \ ) \___\___/ mic File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-02.txt #4057 KINDLE UPDATE (Mon, 2010 Aug 2) _____ _.'_____`._ .'.-' 12 `-.`. YOUR KINDLE SOFTWARE IS UPDATING. THIS CAN /,' 11 1 `.\ TAKE A FEW MINUTES. // 10 / 2 \\ ;; / :: DO *NOT* SUCK A DICK OR FUCK YOUR KINDLE OUT || 9 ----O 3 || DURING THE UPDATE PROCESS. :: ;; \\ 8 4 // YOUR KINDLE WILL AUTOMATICALLY RESTART AS SOON \`. 7 5 ,'/ AS THE UPDATE IS COMPLETE, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. '.`-.__6__.-'.' ((-._____.-)) _)) ((_ '--'SSt '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-16.txt #4071 ASCENSION DAY (Mon, 2010 Aug 16) __ /_/\/\ HAPPY ACSENSION DAY (BELATED) \_\ / /_/ \ \_\/\ \ SO IS THIS WHEN WE MADE ALL THE NICE \_\/ AMERICAN INDIANS GO TO HEAVEN OR WHAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-23.txt #4170 CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS (Tue, 2010 Nov 23) _[TT]_j__,( j"n,. __i_[TT]_ WHY CAN'T THEY HAVE CPL. BOWMAN SAY (_)oooo(_)' ,m^.Y.v )"(_)oooo(_) "I MUST SAY IT WAS A GOOD DAY" ONCE KB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-27.txt #4174 MAIN CHUTES DEPLOYED (Sat, 2010 Nov 27) , , {\ /} {~ \ ,__/~} {~= ;`'_)=} MAIN CHUTES DEPLOYED `{~,;) \~} `;/ \)=-" ~~( )/`==" /)) jgs \\\ ``" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-03.txt #3997 STEAM USER INTERFACE (Thu, 2010 Jun 3) _ _ //\ /\\ // \______ / \\ // / \ \\ FINALLY A NEW FANCY USER INTERFACE // / \ \\ FOR STEAM WHICH IS ALL PRETTIER AND // / sSSSs \ \\ FANCIER WHILE IT ALWAYS SITS IN //_ / sSSSsSs \ _\\ THE BACKGROUND, NEVER TO BE VIEWED //`_\ Ss. . s /_,\\ // \` Ss\ _ /Ss , / \\ // / \ \sSs_) (_sSs/ / \ \\ // / \_|_ \ / _|_/ \ \\ \\ / sS\ _^_ /ss \ // \\/ ) ( \// `===========================' drx/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-17.txt #4011 CAULK (Thu, 2010 Jun 17) ( ) ) CAULK: THE UNIVERSAL PROBLEM SOLVER _(______ (________) JUST FILL THE HOOKER'S MOUTH AND NOSE ) ( WITH IT UNTIL SHE STOPS YELLING AND / \ PROBLEM SOLVED ___| |___ ()__\___ _ __/__() .`/``||``\`. jgs ()/ () \() NOTE: MANAGEMENT APOLOGIZES FOR THE ASCII ART OF THE CAULDRON PICTURED LEFT AS NO PROPER IMAGES OF CAULKING GUNS WERE EASILY FOUND File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-12.txt #4067 TYLER DURDEN II (Thu, 2010 Aug 12) [ |\';c 'c :',;,'";,': ,-- ==- , ] | c ;, : '"-"' ; '~ ,- [ | c_/;'- ', ,' ~' ,-,|,';c .--. (_;__ / ( _ \ |\|; / /: :\ | | c ,=. ^ / . | c |-=----'._.--._-==-=-==:-,-=\ : /=-,.,:.=-== ] | \ '.__=-. \ .' ,-. [ |-. ( ' e\ | : / _ \ ';__ \ , ' . .-'-^ /, | \ / \ \ ,-'_,.-,) |; \!_ \|;. ;/._, \ '--' ) c , ^^= ^= '.__,''------' /\|, \|. , ,\|, .|/ \|/ /| \|/ ,;, ,|.? ^~^ .__ \; \|/ c , '"---.,._ \ | / , ,_,.- ; "', :|; ,; ; ,:/ , - , ;._ _.-=.,-=" ,= , -= , '_.-7_.--.,-="' , -= _AsH EVER HAVE THE PROBLEM WHERE YOUR BALLS CRANK CALL PEOPLE ???? NO ????????????/ WELL I THINK I MIGHT BECAUSE THE POLICE KEEP SAYING CRANK CALLS ARE COMING FROM MY HOUSE AND I SURE DON'T REMEMBER DOING IT ALSO APPARENTLY MY BALLS ARE INVOLVED IN CREDIT CARD FRAUD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-06.txt #4061 NAPSTER USER (Fri, 2010 Aug 6) _.ooo._ . ,dMP"""QMb. . |vP' _..._ 'Qv| I HAVE PERMANENT DIARRHEA ,d|`." ".'|b. CM| |MD `Q|---. ,---|P' ___--'_'---'/ | ,>| ._. ,' |J__|-._.-' M-K File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-22.txt #3865 MATHEMATICA (Fri, 2010 Jan 22) ......... .'------.' | | .-----. | | | | | | | __| | | | |;. _______________ / |*`-----'.|.' `; // / `---------' .;' // /| / .''''////////;' // MATHEMATICA HAS A :-> OPERATOR |=| .../ ######### /;/ //| WHICH IS EXCELLENT BECAUSE IT |/ / / ######### // //|| LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE HARD / `-----------' // || POINTY DICK AND A SET OF BALLS /________________________________//| || `--------------------------------' | || : | || | || |__LL__|| || | || : | || | || | || `""' n | || `""' | || M | || | || I ALWAYS KNEW THAT STEPHEN | || MM | || WOLFRAM WAS A FEISTY ONE `""' `""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-06.txt #3939 MACROECONOMIC MODEL (Tue, 2010 Apr 6) .-----------. ; : I'M A MACROECONOMIC MODEL _ _________ _ (_)~---------~(_) |o .#########. o| `-----|ANT|-----' ^aNT `-' `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-12.txt #3945 TORAH (Mon, 2010 Apr 12) ___,, (())))) SHIT THING IS TOO LONG HOW ABOUT ()) | WE JUST SUMMARIZE IT AS: ())c 6_6 )(;\___/) .' \,/:\,/`. "LOTS OF SQUIGGLY LETTERS, BLAH BLAH, NO PORK" / : \ | Y : Y | |__ | : | | ___ /_ \/-=:;,_ | | /.-.\ (/ )/-..___/-.|__j__\\ Y _/ /== === =///\== === \ _\_ / `Y== === === === === ==Y \ ( // )-------------------( \\ ) \__/hjw/wba \___/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-27.txt #3929 BARNEY FRANK (Sat, 2010 Mar 27) )/_ (' \ I WONDER IF BARNEY FRANK'S VOICE IS SO FUNNY /) ) BECAUSE OF ALL THOSE DICKS HE'S SUCKED ---/'-""--- )/_ <' \ /) ) ---/'-""--- )/_ -' \ /) ) ---/'-""--- AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-26.txt #3928 SLOW DANCING (Fri, 2010 Mar 26) .,,-~&, ,~"~. { /`,__\`. > :::: SLOW DANCING WITH A GIRL IN A { `}'~.~/\ \ <, ?::; PUBLIC PLACE DOESN'T GIVE YOU AIDS {`}'\._/ ) } l_ f DOES IT ?!?!?!?!? ,__/ l_,'`/ ,__}--{_. { `.__.' ( / } \ \ ) ) / ! \'\`-'`-' / , 1 J; \ \___l,-_,___.' /1 ! Y k____-~'-l_____.' | l / /===#=l l f f 8 I===I=I t ! 8 f } Y \l | } \ \ l Y; `. \ } | !`, \ | | l / } ,1 | l/ / !l ,l / ,' ! \ \ GENUINELY CONCERNED HERE, / /! ! \ \ PLEASE WRITE BACK /_,f_l l___j. \ (_ \l_ `_ ,.-'`--( `.,'`. Y\__Y`--' `-'~x__J j' > ,/ ,^' f__J mab'95 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-13.txt #3946 KYRGYZSTAN (Tue, 2010 Apr 13) .------------------------------------------------. ( POOR KYRGYZSTAN ........ SO WHERE IS THAT ANYWAY ) //'------------------------------------------------' / , _.-~~-.__ __.,----. ('; __( ) ~~~'--..--~~ '. ( . \"..-' ')| . \ '. \\. |\.' ; . ; ; ; \ \'" /9) ' . ; ; ; ) ) ( ' . ; ' . ) _ __.-'-._ ; ' . , /\ ; '-'"'--' ; "-. '. ' _.-( ". ( ; \,) )--,..----';' > ; . \ ( | / ( / . ; , , ) | ; .( . , ) / \ ; ,;'-PjP;.';.-.;._,;/;,;)/;.;.);.;,,;,;,,;/;;,),;.,/,;.).,;, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-07.txt #3940 THE VAN (Wed, 2010 Apr 7) ____.....-------. ___....-----```` __....-----. `. HOP IN THE ___...---` __......-----.| ___...---.| / \ BANG VAN .`` _ | ___....----.||| `|| / `\ /_ ___....----.|| `||||.-. `||| `\ SERIOUSLY / | | `|||.-. `|||| \ `||| / `\ NO BANGS | | |.-. `||| \ `|||| \ `||| / `.)`\ HERE | | | \ `||| \ `||||___...---'|`--------`. / | | \ `|||___....----'|| ____ | .=\ | | |___....----'| ____ ||(o)--' [=] ---.| .`----' _ |(o)--' _ || _ | _ | | _ _ | |'-._ | | | __________________ | ___________ | ___'-.._ [=] ______ _/ /'.........._.---._ ...\ .......... | .._.--._`._|....... // \ \.' _ .' _.-```-. `. | / .'_.-```-. `. ||.`.| .--. /.' # `. \| | /.' . `. \ _ \\_/ | \ _/.' .--. ` \|| / /.' ` .--. \ \ .---. \ | |.' . / _ | ||'-------' |.' . / _ | # || | | \__|_|' | (_) / . |\__________/' # | (_) / |'.____\___| \ .'':'=' \ / | | ' \ / | | `.-'(.' \ ` `--' / / \ `--' . / / IT'S A MISNOMER / \ # # /_.` \ ` # . /_.` `.______.` `.______.' LGB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-07.txt #4062 WICKED NINJA (Sat, 2010 Aug 7) ___ /___\_/ |\_/|<\ I'M A WICKED NINJA !!!!!! (`o`) ` __(\_ |\_ \ ~ /_.-`` _|__) ( ( ( ( /()/ _/`-` _.-`` `\| THROWING BACON AND AIDS STARS .-` ( .-. ( .- \ / `-._ \ (\_ /\/ `-.__-() `-|__)__/ / /``-. /_____8 \__/ / `-` />| / /| J L `` | | L___J ( | I MEAN EBOLA AND BACON STARS SORRY .oO() File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-23.txt #3866 GIANNA MICHAELS (Sat, 2010 Jan 23) /\.-./~\ (o//o)| \-._ .-"-. DEAR GIANNA MICHAELS, .~.'~ | | )`-----' \._ (").'/.| | ( /-.\ I CAN PUT ASIDE YOUR RAT FACE BUT (_/-' \_/ | \ | \\ PLEASE DO NOT LAUGH AS I DO NOT \ / / ____.-\ / )) LIKE THE SOUND OF BARKING /\| /_.-' \\ \ (( // || \\ \ \| GARKING HOWEVER ?!??!?!?!?!?! \\ ||' // \\ (/ || _// \\ APPROVED (STAMP) " (_/ (_/ (_/MJP " " " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-13.txt #4068 TIE FIGHTER (Fri, 2010 Aug 13) || || || || I'M A TIE FIGHTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 || || || || || || DON'T SHOOT AT ME OR ANYTHING || ____ || I'M JUST HANGIN' OUT HERE || .''''''. || || / __ \ || LA LA LA WHAT DON'T MIND ME ||\__..-': /\/\ :'-..__/|| ||=__ =|=' |-()-| '=|= __=|| ||/ ''-.: \/\/ :.-'' \|| || \ "" / || || `.____.' || || || || || || || || || || || || tre || File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-16.txt #4010 MORE (Wed, 2010 Jun 16) /`._ , / \ / \ ) ,-==-> /\/ \ MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE PICKED A )__\\/ // \ | BETTER SAFE WORD THAN "MORE" / /' \// | | / ( /|/ | / / //| /,' // / (( ) ' // // \ | // (#) | / )\/ \ ' ____ / /#/ ) /,.__\__,,--=_, / \#\ /) __/ + \____,--==< //gnv_____/#/_/' (\_\__+/_, ---<^ '==--==' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-02.txt #3996 GAZA BOARDING INCIDENT (Wed, 2010 Jun 2) _________________ / __ \ | (__) | WELP JUST GOT A VOICEMAIL ON MY CELL PHONE | | THAT WAS FROM A CREDIT CARD PHISHING SCAM | .-----. .--. | | | | / \ | | '-----' \ / | | | | | | LI LI LI | | | | LI LI LI | | |Oo | LI LI LI | | |`Oo | LI LI LI | | | Oo | | | | Oo | .------. / \ | oO | | | \ / | Oo | '------' '-oO | oO | .---Oo | Oo | || ||`Oo oO | |'--'| | OoO | '----' | MUST BE THE ZIONAZIS jgs \_________________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-26.txt #4173 IRREDUCIBLE COMPLEXITY (Fri, 2010 Nov 26) .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. I THINK MY BALLS MIGHT BE / // \ / \ IRREDUCIBLY COMPLEX | // : | ......::::: : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' AsH `"----"' `"----"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-18.txt #4165 LARRY KING (Thu, 2010 Nov 18) ""\/ \/"" "\__/" WHY THE FUCK IS LARRY KING STILL ON TELEVISION (oo) -. ______-LJ ,' | |.____.. / \\ /A\ |A |// vir. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-30.txt #4177 SINCERE CAREER WISHES (Tue, 2010 Nov 30) _____ | D I HOPE JOE THE PLUMBER'S CAREER IS GOING WELL | | | | \___| _ || _______ -( (- |_'(-------) '-' | / _____,-\__..__|_____Pr59 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-24.txt #4171 A NEW DISEASE (Wed, 2010 Nov 24) . . |\_|\ | a_a\ | | "] I CALL IT BUTTHOLITIS ____| '-\___ /.----.___.-'\ // _ \ // .-. (~v~) /| |'| /\: .-- / \ // |-/ \_/____/\/~| |/ \ | []_|_|_] \ | | \ | \ |___ _\ ]_} | | '-' / '.' | | | / /|: | | | | / |: /\ | | / / | / \ | | | / / | \ \ | |/\/ |/|/\ \ \|\ |\| | | / /\/\__\ \ \| | / | |__ snd / | |____) |_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-14.txt #4008 JUGGALO (Mon, 2010 Jun 14) .d88b. 888888 NO I DO NOT KNOW WHAT A JUGGALO IS '988P' AND NO I DO NOT CARE TO FIND OUT /""\ NOW GO AWAY AND DIE SOONER RATHER THAN LATER .;.__.;. ( """" ). }{{'------'}{} {(s _. ._ s)} }'); ' ' ;('}, {;{{. ( .{}}; '{{'.(\ /).'{}' \'-'/ PjP '-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-09.txt #3852 DANCES WITH AVATARS (Sat, 2010 Jan 9) /^\ /^\ | \ / | ||\ \../ /|| )' `( LET'S GO SEE DANCES WITH AVATARS ,;`w, ,w';, ;, ) __ ( ,; ; \(\/)/ ;; ;| |vwwv| ``-... ; `lwwl' ; ```''-. ;| ; `""' ; ; `. ; , , , | ' ; ; l . | | ; , , |,-,._| \; ; ; `' ; ' \ `\ \; | | | | | | |; | ; ; | \ \ (; | | | l | | \ | | | | | pb | | ) | | | | ; | | | | ; , : , ,_.' | | :__' | | ,_.' `--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-21.txt #3864 MIDGET SUBS (Thu, 2010 Jan 21) ___ / | LOOK JUST BECAUSE JAPANESE FOLKS TEND ,--------' '--------..._,. TO BE SHORTER THAN OTHERS IS NO REASON ( _--+ TO CALL THEM "MIDGET SUBS" `----------------------''' `' jrei WHAT OH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-28.txt #4022 GAY/NOT GAY QUERY (Mon, 2010 Jun 28) ____ _ /////|\\ ``````\\\ IF A GIRL STICKS HER FINGER UP YOUR BUTT `/` ))) DOES THAT MAKE YOU GAY ??? \`, ((( `--- ,\\\ I DON'T MEAN TO RUSH YOU BUT I ,---/ )),))) REALLY NEED TO KNOW KIND OF QUICKLY HERE / , `(( ((( `--. ) `__)) ________ | | ,-./\ \ _,-' \ \__,-. \ \,-' /`.__,-'_,-\ `-. / \____`--'____________ | \ Starshine File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-05.txt #4060 ANAGRAMS (Thu, 2010 Aug 5) _ _ _ _ ____ ____ _ __ __ / \ | \ | | / \ / ___| _ \ / \ | \/ | / _ \ | \| | / _ \| | _| |_) | / _ \ | |\/| | / ___ \| |\ |/ ___ \ |_| | _ < / ___ \| | | | /_/ \_\_| \_/_/ \_\____|_| \_\/_/ \_\_| |_| tQn "ALMOST AN ANAGRAM" IS AN ANAGRAM OF "VAGINA MY ALSATIAN" WHAT OH IT ISN'T AT ALL IS IT THIS JUST IN: WORDS MEAN THINGS AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-11.txt #4066 KINDLE USAGE (Wed, 2010 Aug 11) /\/\ )) (O\ _.... _ _ ((( \ ((( '-\\____)|_.-((( (_ \ ))) JRO \ / / \o(/ (((\ / \ / ( / ))) | /_ \ // ((( / / "-..___.-"| | \ ( \ ) \ \ / | \_\ |_| I RODE MY KINDLE HARD AND PUT IT AWAY WET /_\ /_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-11.txt #3944 USB (Sun, 2010 Apr 11) _ ,--() I'M USB 2.0 ( )-'-.------|> " `--[] I'M PRETTY AWESOME (NO JOKE HERE, REALLY, JUST THE TRUTH) hjm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-18.txt #3920 CANDY BAR (Thu, 2010 Mar 18) ./==\ /~~~~~\V ./ / || (-_=====) ./ / || ( -=====\ ./ ./ /| \ ( ( )= ./ (./ / | \ ) ) _/ ./ ./ / | |\ ,__(__ ( ( ___/ ./ / | | \ ( L:\\ -v-\ / @@@/@@@@ @@@\@@@ / /\L:\\VV KK\/ (@@@/OO@@@@)@@@OO\@@@) / / |L:\\vKKxx) @/@@@@@@ @@@@@\@ MM#@#!!!| WITH THE SCALES AND WHATNOT \\ MM#@#!!:!/ \\ MM#@#!!!| M\\ M#@#!!:\ MM\\ @#!!:!| <<:\\ @#:::/ ><<<:\/#|||| <>>>:@@#___\ DS \/~oO/ )Ooo File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-05.txt #3938 CLASSY (Mon, 2010 Apr 5) ,/((\\. .////(((\(. -/'`''')\\\\' `( _ _ `\\)\ I HAVE DIARRHEA // / ?(\) L\ `__ //(\ / \ `. (\( \ `) _((\). _____/==='" \\(-. .' .-=_ )\ \ : /| \)\ . ` \ L L\ L_\ \ \ | \ /`"- . ___a:f___________ | | /`--(_ | ________ | |(\ `--.____.'-. \ _ | \\ _.---.. .__ `-. /` / ) )-'/ `\ \ J F / ( ( `--. | | | L | \ `-. ) | | | \ `_ ` `.__ ..___.--. _.) _ J_`-. `-, `--. ` \ `"` ` ) __.--' _/ \ ``-----`-._ `-. ____.---' _______/` /''--') )__________ `--. `.--. _____ / - | / .-' ``-. \ `-.____.__| L ( `-. \ |`- \ `'. `-. | L +=-.__ `-___) \ \ )- ) `-._ \' _/ ``-- `---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-24.txt #3926 DON'T MAKE ME (Wed, 2010 Mar 24) _ _ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, \ / DON'T MAKE ME SEX YOU UP / ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( \ [ = =] < ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( / { ^ } IT'S NOT REALLY A PUNISHMENT \ (__(__(__(__(__(__(__(__) ~ SO MUCH AS A DIVINE RIGHT ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ -cfbd- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-30.txt #3932 TERROR SNACKS (Tue, 2010 Mar 30) .::7777::-. /:'////' `::>/|/ ,.-----__ .', |||| `/( e\ ,:::://///,:::-. -==~-'`-Xm````-mr' `-_\ /:''/////// ``:::`;/|/ /' |||||| :://'`\ , .' , |||||| `/( e \ \/ -===~__-'\__X_`````\_____/~`-._ `. ., ~~ ~~ `~-' _____ /` '\/ ,::////;::-. \| o /:'///// ``::>/|/ \/ .', |||| `/( e\ SdM -==~-'`-Xm````-mm-' `-_\ \, CHECK OUT THESE DELICIOUS TERROR SNACKS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-31.txt #3933 LIFE SAVERS JIHAD (Wed, 2010 Mar 31) ___ .-" "-. WHO THE FUCK'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO CHANGE .' . ; `. THE STANDARD FIVE LIFE SAVER FRUIT FLAVORS / : . ' : \ | ` .-. . ' | | : ( ) ; ` | I MEAN FUCKING WATERMELON !?!?!?!?!?!??!?! | : `-' : | ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? \ .` ; : / hjw `. . ' .' DECLARING A JIHAD `-.___.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-25.txt #3927 CLOSED CAPTIONS (Thu, 2010 Mar 25) ( ) ) WHOEVER MADE CLOSED CAPTIONS ON BY DEFAULT ______(____ FOR YOUTUBE NEEDS TO BE BOILED ALIVE (___________) / \ / \ | | ____\ /____ ()____'.__ __.'____() jgs .'` .'```'. `-. ().'` `'.() File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-04.txt #3937 MAKE DO (Sun, 2010 Apr 4) I CAME DOWN HERE TO FIND THE LITTLE MERMAID AND FUCK HER BUT ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHELL SO I GUESS I GOTTA MAKE DO IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' / /__ / /(..) _ \_, / / /\ _)( / {.-} / ||' ;_.-'\ \ || { _.}_ '/| \.-' / `, / | \ | / jgs \ |____\ | ,/ .'/ `-._/ \|_/ ~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-10.txt #3943 STAYING HOME FROM WORK (Sat, 2010 Apr 10) _..._ ,' `. ,' `. TURNS OUT "I HAVE AIDS" IS NOT AN EXCUSE ,' _ ,-. `. FOR STAYING HOME FROM WORK THAT | (_) `-' | GOES OVER VERY WELL AT ALL | > | | ,----. | | /,-""-.\ | `. |/ " ,' `. ,' Krogg `._____,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-19.txt #3921 CENSUS 2010 (Fri, 2010 Mar 19) . . |\____/| (\|----|/) \ 0 0 / HURRAY IT'S TIME FOR THE CENSUS AGAIN !!!111 | | ___/\../\____ / -- \ / \ / \ | \___/___/( | I THINK THIS TIME I'LL BE A MARRIED ASIAN \ /| }{ | \ ) WOMAN WITH FIVE KIDS AND A HANDICAP \ ||__}{__| | | \ |;;;;;;;\ \ / \_______ \ /;;;;;;;;| [,,[|======' |;;;;;;/ | / ||;;|\ | snd ||;;/| / TAKE ***THAT*** UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION \_|:||__| \ ;|| / |= || =| |= /\ =| /_/ \_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-10.txt #4065 NECRONOMI-WHAT (Tue, 2010 Aug 10) __ (`/\ `=\/\ __...--~~~~~-._ _.-~~~~~--...__ `=\/\ \ / \\ PLEASE READ MY NEW BOOK: `=\/ V \\ //_\___--~~~~~~-._ | _.-~~~~~~--...__\\ // ) (..----~~~~._\ | /_.~~~~----.....__\\ THE NECRONOMINOM ===( INK )==========\\|//==================== __ejm\___/________dwb`---`____________________________________________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-20.txt #3863 MEDICAL FUND (Wed, 2010 Jan 20) .----. ===(_)== FORGET ABOUT HAITI // 6 6 \\ ( 7 ) \ '--' / WHAT ABOUT A MEDICAL FUND FOR AURORA JOLIE'S \_ ._/ NEWLY-ANOUNCED HEART CONDITION __) (__ /"`/`\`V/`\`\ / \ `Y _/_ \ / [DR]\_ |/ / /\ | ( \/ / / / \ \ \ / \ `-/` _.` jgs `=. `=./ OKAY I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT PORNSTARS `"` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-04.txt #4059 PERFECT PORN DREAM (Wed, 2010 Aug 4) |'--' '--'::'--' _ `--`::`--` `--`| |.__. .__.::.__.: / \ :.__.::.__. .__.| |'--' '--'::'--': /_|_\ :`--`::`--` `--`| ! :: : ( /'\ ) : :: ! :.__.::.__.::.__.: ///.\> TODAY IS AN EXCELLENT DAY || || \ }/ FOR PUTTING THINGS UP ME |||) || .--.''.--. .---. |||X || | | || || || || |Tissues | ||~|| ||___||_ |________| ||_|| HINT HINT (_):======= oo ldb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-08.txt #3851 EUROPEAN PORN STARS (Fri, 2010 Jan 8) -. . .-. ' / / ./ _ __, .--' / < ~_-~ / < < \_ .-~7 _. \ > \.-'\ >` ~ .-~ < >< / , 7 < ~7 /_/ ! \ .-L \ _// <'~ ~ .-~ ! ! /o& `' . 7 _>_._ > _.-' '-._.-._.--./ '-~ ~._/ .' ,-.-' .-~< < __/ > -' \ -~ ___--/ 7 .. . /_// \__ ! _.-. .. < ~v~ ' \ .-~---' .-.-~ ~\ < \ / | __/ ) > o < > \ \_.--._ |O | .__,--_ / .-' <> \ \ 7 . ' ) / d . _> /. 7 > . - ' > _\ ! _,-' `. \ /.._ .) < ~--,.--' ._ /.- ~` < \ . \ ` |< \ `-.__/ 7/ ~ \.,< . ` `-~-.-~ | / \__//.--...<| __ . ` '-.__\\ - ' '--~|/ PWH DEAR LATEST ROUND OF PORN STARLETS FLOODING OUT OF EASTERN EUROPE, I APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORTS BUT I HONESTLY CANNOT FUCKING TELL ANY OF YOU APART ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR GENERIC FUCKING CHOICE OF NAMES YOU COULD LEARN A LOT FROM A MATURE PORN INDUSTRY WITH GOOD, WHOLESOME, DISTINCTIVE PORN STAR NAMES SUCH AS "CUNTESS," "TEASURE CUNT," "ASIA," "STUPID FUCKING WHORE THAT WOULDN'T GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY IF I BUMPED INTO HER ON THE STREET SO THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO STRANGLE THEM AND HIDE THEIR PARTS IN DIFFERENT TRASH CANS AROUND THE CITY" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-15.txt #4009 DON'T MEAN TO BE BLUNT (Tue, 2010 Jun 15) ,==. \\// I DON'T MEAN TO BE BLUNT BUT QUITE FRANKLY .-~~-. IF YOU WANTED IT THEN YOU REALLY ,",-""-.". SHOULD HAVE PUT A RING ON IT | | | | | | .-"| |. ". `,",-" ,'.". `| |_,-' | | | | | | hjw ". `-._,-' ." `-.___,-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-25.txt #4172 NORTH KOREA (Thu, 2010 Nov 25) | -+- ---#--- __|_|__ __ \_____/ ||\________ __ __ __ \_____/ ^---------^ ||\__||\__||\__|___ | '-O-` -^---------^--^----^___.-------------.___.--------.___.------ `-------------|-------------------------------|-------------' \___ | \ o O o / | ___/ \____/ \ / \____/ | \ / | | \|/ | AC | | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DEAR NORTH KOREA, MEET USS GEORGE WASHINGTON I'M SURE YOU'LL BECOME FAST FRIENDS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-19.txt #4166 SAD FACE (Fri, 2010 Nov 19) _..._ ,' `. ,' `. I HAVE AIDS ,' _ ,-. `. | (_) `-' | | > | | ,----. | | /,-""-.\ | `. |/ " ,' `. ,' Krogg `._____,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-23.txt #3986 SO WE'RE LIVING HERE (Sun, 2010 May 23) .| SO WE'RE LIVING HERE IN FATTENTOWN | | |'| ._____ ___ | | |. |' .---"| _ .-' '-. | | .--'| || | _| | .-'| _.| | || '-__ | | | || | |' | |. | || | | | | || | ___| '-' ' "" '-' '-.' '` |____ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-16.txt #3890 DUCK AND COVER (Tue, 2010 Feb 16) ,__, _.-----/6 6) ,-' / .='=. REMEMBER WHAT TO DO, FRIENDS / _./ /_-._,.. _.-| \.'|,:=._::,,_. NOW TELL ME RIGHT OUT LOUD .'_.-'\ |//..= ,'.' / /_:.'. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO :: `,.,' : WHEN YOU SEE THE FLASH ????? :: /// :: :: ,/// :: :: `. / :: `:`-./ / _.-'.' `-._`---'_.-' ,/ /:---' `. // ::/ // l42 / ||| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-02.txt #3876 A TWITTER ACCOUNT (Tue, 2010 Feb 2) |/ \| -<_/ __ \_>- |\ __ .-. / \\' (\ .-. | \ \|\- _ c ,,) _// | \_ c ,,) > / \_ \__ (__, _/ / \ `-.\_/ -/ / \ \- ' /`-._/ ) `-/ ( -/ _/ ( / \ ) ( / \ ) '-' `-.a `@_/ `-.@ \ | \ | | , /\ | , /\ /`-._/ \ /`-._/ \ | _ \ | _ ) / / \ | / / \ / | / \ \ / _/ / / )/ | | // | / (_/ | / (/ | / | \ || \_) \) S-v I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY SOMEONE HASN'T ALREADY MADE THE TWITTER ACCOUNT "LINUXTITS" IT SEEMS LIKE IT SHOULD BE KIND OF AUTOMATIC DOESN'T IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-07.txt #4184 PENTAGON PAPERS (Tue, 2010 Dec 7) IT IS OUR GENERATION'S PENTAGON PAPERS !!!111 __ __ __\_\___ ___/_/__ FARTING NONSTOP IN THE BATHTUB /_______ \___ ___/\_______\ \_\ \/__/\_____/\__\/ /_/ \/_____\/ __ \o | o/_____ ________________/\_\ \ | /_______\_______________\/ \_/ / b'ger | /\ _ | / /\_________/ |__| / / / / /_/ /_/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \_\ \_\ /_/ /_/ |_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-13.txt #4190 ARROW OF TIME (Mon, 2010 Dec 13) ||| |||||, \|||||/ /) `|||||/ ,-""//-. ______ |`"""'| ==|`-.//.-'|,-----'======================| P |==== | |---,---, .---,((--------. | A | | | /(_)/ / (()))` ;'", \ | S | `-.____.-' /_ / / /| `;',`;; ,/( \ | T | /(_)/ / // ; ` " ((()) \ | A | .-::-. /_ / / /) "' ;" ; `;"' \`-...-' (::::::) /(_)/ `=//===================' hjw `-::-' / / (/ ----------'---' A PASTA MEAL IS A LOT LIKE THE ARROW OF TIME BECAUSE IT'S LONG AND STRINGY AND AL DENTE WHAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-02.txt #4118 TEAR (Sat, 2010 Oct 2) ____ ____ _,',--.`-. _,',--.`-. <_ ( () ) > ( <_ ( () ) > `-:__;,-' \ `A:__:,-' \ / \ (( ) \-' SHOULD'VE SENT A POET \ \ ( ) Shimrod `-'"`-----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-16.txt #4132 THE EXTENDED HARVARD CLASSIFICATION SYSTEM PNEUMONIC (Sat, 2010 Oct 16) | ____.......__ |\ .' _.--""''`` ``''--._ | \ .'/ ..--'` .-'` .._ | \.' / ..-'' .-' '.`'"-: ' .-'` .-' '. __...----""""""""""--.. \ - ..-'' ``""-._ \ .' _. \ `"- \ _.-'` | /-. \ WAIT, OH BE A FINE GIRL KISS `-. \ | / `. \ MY COCK; SUCK, & LICK TITS `.\ |/ `-\ `. wkm | (SOMEHOW I HAVE A FEELING IT WON'T CATCH ON) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-26.txt #4050 FACEBOOK PAGE (Mon, 2010 Jul 26) (>, ,<)oo |\ FUCK FAGGOTS. / 88 "}| \ | `., ., ,' YOU AND 42,359 OTHERS LIKE THIS. `-.'`')' ) / [UNLIKE] [COMMENT] / (__,_ | (-,/ .' ) / `._,\ '`- `\ -`' -- - - --- VK/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-23.txt #4109 AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR (Thu, 2010 Sep 23) .aadddbbbbaa, ,adddbbbbaaa. .ad" "\bbmdd/" "ba. .,d" `"' "b,. .,ad" "ba,. .,amd" __..,,,aaaaaadddddddMbbbbbbbaaaaaaa,,,..__ "bma,. ,am8888ca8"""""'' ``""""8ac88888ma, """""]8a. .a8[""""" "8ba. MOUTHILINGUS .ad8"' `"8bma,. .,amd88"' `"""88bmm==Normand===Veilleux==mmd88"""' `""""""""""""""""""""""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-22.txt #4108 MOEBIUS STRIP (Wed, 2010 Sep 22) _____________ / ___________ \ THIS TWO-DIMENSIONAL MANIFOLD IS | / \ | NON-ORIENTABLE AND ALSO I HAVE NO LIFE | \___________/\| \KCK__________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-27.txt #4051 DR. DRE 7 (Tue, 2010 Jul 27) _ _ //\ /\\ // \______ / \\ FINALLY // / \ \\ // / \ \\ DR. DRE FINALLY GIVES HIS // / sSSSs \ \\ ENDORSEMENT TO WINDOWS 7 //_ / sSSSsSs \ _\\ //`_\ Ss. . s /_,\\ // \` Ss\ _ /Ss , / \\ // / \ \sSs_) (_sSs/ / \ \\ // / \_|_ \ / _|_/ \ \\ \\ / sS\ _^_ /ss \ // \\/ ) ( \// `===========================' drx/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-17.txt #4133 GROUND PROXIMITY ALARM (Sun, 2010 Oct 17) -. `|. |:\-, .| \. *BWOOP BWOOP* PULL UP |: `.------------------------------------. *BWOOP BWOOP* PULL UP / / o o o o o o o o o o o o o.-.o o (_`. /_ \_ . .= |'| `) ``"""""""""""// / """"" `"""------"' @ < .8 .-._/| .'_'`')`_.' AN EXTENDED 12-INCH DANCE REMIX OF MY DUMB NUTS \| ) / (>'/ |_,_ | (,| .' ,'\| `._/ ) \| '`- -- ''-- --- VK/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-20.txt #3983 DIAMOND CENTER (Thu, 2010 May 20) __________________ .-' \ _.-''-._ / '-. .-/\ .'. .'. /\-. WHY DOES THE INTERNET NOT REMEMBER _'/ \.' '. .' './ \'_ PAUL OF THE DIAMOND CENTER ?????? :======:======::======:======: '. '. \ '' / .' .' '. . \ : : / . .' '.' \ ' ' / '.' ': \: :/ :' '. \ / .' '.\ /.' miK '\/' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-01.txt #3875 FUSIFORM GYRUS (Mon, 2010 Feb 1) .__---~~~(~~-_. I'M A FUSIFORM GYRUS _-' ) -~~- ) _-" )_ ( ( `-,_..`.,_--_ '_,)_ MESS ME UP AND WATCH MY HUMAN BE ALL FUCKED UP ( -_) ( -_-~ -_ `, ) (_ -_ _-~-__-~`, ,' )__-'))--___--~~~--__--~~--___--__.. _ ~`_-'( (____;--==,,_))))--___--~~~--__--~~--__----~~~'`=__-~+_-_. (@) (@) ````` `-_(())_-~ mn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-08.txt #3971 LESSONS FROM A USB ENTHUSIAST (Sat, 2010 May 8) _ ,--() IF THERE'S ANYTHING I'VE LEARNED ABOUT USB ( )-'-.------|> IT'S THAT ITS ICON SURE IS POINTY " `--[] hjm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-15.txt #3889 CHANGE THE CHANNEL (Mon, 2010 Feb 15) '-. WHOA WHOA WHOA '-. _____ .-._ | '. LISTEN UP : .. | : '-._+ | .-' EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW / \ .'i--i AND SWITCH TO CHANNEL LICK MY DICK / \ .-'_/____\___ .-' : fsc: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-10.txt #4187 BREAST CANCER (Fri, 2010 Dec 10) *-*, ,*\/|`| \ SOMETHING SOMETING BREAST CANCER SOMETHING SOMETHING \' | |'| *, \ `| | |/ ) WHY WOULD ANYONE SUPPORT BREAST CANCER ???? | |'| , / |'| |, / THAT'S AWFUL __|_|_|_|__ [___________] OH OH I GET IT THEY'RE FIGHTING *AGAIN* BREAST CANCER | | | | WELL JESUS THEY COULD HAVE BEEN CLEARER ABOUT IT | | BN |_________| I THOUGHT THIS WHOLE TIME THEY WERE JUST DOUCHEBAGS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-04.txt #4181 PLANET MONEY INDICATOR (Sat, 2010 Dec 4) ! | | |~/ | _|~ .============.| (_| |~/ .-;____________;|. _|~ | [_________I__] | (_| | """"" (_) (_) | | .=====..=====. | TODAY'S PLANET MONEY INDICATOR IS THREE | |:::::||:::::| | jgs | '=====''=====' | THREE IS THE NUMBER OF FAGS ON THIS SHOW '----------------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-29.txt #4145 STANDING AT THE BACK DRESSED STUPIDLY AND LOOKING STUPID PARTY (Fri, 2010 Oct 29) AND THE RENT IS TOO DAMN (HEAD LOPPED OFF) \ \ , | , \ / ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-15.txt #4131 SECRET CODE (Fri, 2010 Oct 15) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | |_|_| |_ |_| | _|_| THIS IS SECRET CODE FOR "DONGS DONGS DONGS" |_ _|_| |_|_|_| |_|_|_| _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ |_|_| | |_| |_| |_| _| |_|_ | |_|_ _| |_|_ _| |_|_|_| |_|_|_| LC File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-01.txt #4117 TOMCAT (Fri, 2010 Oct 1) , _-| [ | _-| ] | [ | _,.-'^[/-._[ | ] | / ] ]_.-' \_ [ | .'___ [ ' ']_.-'\_._ / `-" _ __'.-='^|-. / __.,- __,.-='^ _/.-' .' _.,-' / \ =0= _,.-' / _.-'_-' .' / _,.-'^ /_-'\_-' _-' _/-'^ _-'"\_-' _-' _,.-'^0"0 / _-' _-' _,.-_^' _-'`-' '-,='_\.-' I WAS A COOL FIGHTER BUT THE US NAVY .' _-' RETIRED ME AND NOW I'M ONLY IN THE .......... /`\ _,i| IRANIAN AIR FORCE /__,|=-'^ 0"0 WUP WAH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-31.txt #4055 HANGOVER BLUES (Sat, 2010 Jul 31) THIS IS ME AFTER A HORRIBLE HANGOVER AND POUNDING DOWN RED BULL TO TRY TO RECOVER: | , . ; .o | | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | () ;: ' | | , . ; .. | HLUGHBLURHLUB | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | , . ; .o | GLURHLBUHRLUB | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | () ;o ' | HLUGHBLURHLUB | , . ; :. | | * 8 . . | | : ' ' | HALUBHRLUGHLU | , . ; . | | * o . . | | @ ' ' | BLURHALULABHLR | () ;: : | | , . ; .. | | * o . . | HLUGHBLURHLUB | @ ' ' | | , . ; .o | | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | () ;: ' | | , . ; .. | HLUGHBLURHLUB | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | , . ; .o | GLURHLBUHRLUB | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | () ;o ' | HLUGHBLURHLUB | , . ; :. | | * 8 . . | | : ' ' | HALUBHRLUGHLU | , . ; . | | * o . . | | @ ' ' | BLURHALULABHLR | () ;: : | | , . ; .. | | * o . . | HLUGHBLURHLUB | @ ' ' | | , . ; .o | | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | () ;: ' | | , . ; .. | HLUGHBLURHLUB | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | , . ; .o | GLURHLBUHRLUB | * o . . | | @ ' ' | | () ;o ' | HLUGHBLURHLUB | , . ; :. | | * 8 . . | | : ' ' | HALUBHRLUGHLU | , . ; . | | * o . . | | @ ' ' | BLURHALULABHLR | () ;: : | | , . ; .. | | * o . . | HLUGHBLURHLUB | @ ' ' | tQn WHOA THAT HUGE STREAM OF VOMIT TASTED LIKE RED BULL AND FAILURE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-08.txt #4094 STELLA ARTOIS (Wed, 2010 Sep 8) _.._..,_,_ ( ) ]~,"-.-~~[ .=])' (; ([ STELLA ALWAYS GIVES ME AN EXTRA BAD HANGOVER | ]:: ' [ '=]): .) ([ IT'S ALMOST LIKE THOSE BEGLIANS PREPROGRAM THEIR BEER |:: ' | WITH THE MISERY OF CONTINUALLY GETTING OVERRUN BY GERMANS PMH ~~----~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-25.txt #4049 FILMING DAY (Sun, 2010 Jul 25) ___ ____ ________ ,"_ ,`==='`.'__....__`--. ,',' | ,o@@@@@@@@@@o. \ TODAY'S FILMING DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! , /___| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@b \ || "| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@b| || ()|| ,@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: || , || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ||(|)|| '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@//D || ' || '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@P || , || `@@@@@@@@@@@@/@'| ||(|)|| CCD `@@@@@@@@@@' | || ' | '----------'"""""_, | || , |`. S O N Y | | BE SURE TO MAKE VIDEOS OF ALL YOUR FUCKING :|(|)| | | | `| '| ::............:: , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DOGSHIT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< |\__| ::::::::::::::::----" : '::::::::::::::' \ ; Bob_R `---------------" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-20.txt #4106 MAFIA II (Mon, 2010 Sep 20) __ __ (,.) ,. (,.) ,. (,.) ,. || || || || || || || || || || || || WOW MAFIA II IS A REALLY FUN GAME ,.||.. || ,.||.. || ,.||.. || //""""\\ || //""""\\ || //""""\\ || ONE MISSION INVOLVES YOU || || || || || || || || || CLEANING URINALS REPEATEDLY || || || || || || || || || AS PROOF THAT CRIME DOES NOT PAY ||____|| || ||____|| || ||____|| || `.____.' || `.____.' || `.____.' || || || || REGRETTABLY THIS IS NOT A JOKE || || || ______________||__________||__________||_________ Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-19.txt #4043 RUSSIAN SPIES (Mon, 2010 Jul 19) -. . _____ ',' , ,' ,' ', ', MY BALLS ARE A RUSSIAN SPY ,' ,' | | \ \ | | \ /^\ \ ,' ,' \ \ ,' ,' / ~-.___\.-' ,' / .______.- ~ \ / /' \ \ WELL TWO SPIES I GUESS \./ \/' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-18.txt #4042 SINGULARITY (Sun, 2010 Jul 18) (\ /) (v\ /v) SINGULARITY HAS SOMEHOW MANAGED (vvv\ /vvv) TO MAKE TIMESHIFT SEEM REALISTIC, (vvvvv\ /vvvvv) SENSIBLE, AND RESPECTABLE (vvvvvvv\ /vvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvvv\ _---_ /vvvvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvvvvv\/ XII \/vvvvvvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvvvvvv/ / \vvvvvvvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvvvvv/ / \vvvvvvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvvvv|IX @ III |vvvvvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvvvv\ \ /vvvvvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvvvv\ /vvvvvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvvv\ VI /vvvvvvvvv) (vvvvvvvv-___-vvvvvvvv) (vvvvvv/ \vvvvvv) (vvvvv/ \vvvvv) (vvv/ \vvv) ejm97 (v/ \v) (/ \) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-21.txt #4107 KIWI ACCENT (Tue, 2010 Sep 21) \ \ \\ \\\ ) `-') <_ o / THE NEW ZEALANDER ACCENT IS \ / KIND OF LIKE AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT / / BUT WITH MORE SHEEPFUCKING /_,, ~~ / ) | / / _> / / / | / \___/ o BT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-24.txt #4048 FIREHOSE (Sat, 2010 Jul 24) ) ,%, ) _(___[]_ %%%,&&&, ,%%, (;` /\ %Y/%&&&& %%%% ___/_____)__/ _\__ ,%%, ^^^||^&\Y&^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^%Y/%^^/ (_() ( | /____/\^^^%%%%^^ ` || _,..=xxxxxxxxxxxx, || |(' |LI (.)I| | LI || %\Y% -= /L_Y.-"""""""""`,-n-. ` @'---|__||___|_|____||_ || ___-=___.--'[========]|L]J: []\ __________@//@___________) )______ -= _ _ _ |/ _ ''_ " " ||[ -_ 4 | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ '-(_)-(_)----'v'-(_)--' jgs----------------------------------------------------------------- EVER SPRAY JIZZ SO HARD IT'S LIKE AN UNCONTROLLABLE FIREHOSE OKAY MAYBE A GARDEN HOSE OKAY MAYBE A GARTER SNAKE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-09.txt #4095 DEMON PORTAL (Thu, 2010 Sep 9) ______ \ \. I CAN ONLY SHIT AT HOME BECAUSE |`\_____\ MY TOILET IS THE ONE AND ONLY |` | | DEMON PORTAL TO HELL | | | __-====-__ _| | | IF I DON'T STOP SHITTING IN IT (~< >~> \ | | THEN THE DEMONS WILL COME OUT !~~-====-~~/----`+----/ AND INVADE EARTH SO YOU SHOULD \ \___ / ALL FUCKING THANK ME >------\ \ < <_________________> ALSO I'M SCARED TO USE PUBLIC TOILETS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-30.txt #4054 STARCRAFT II (Fri, 2010 Jul 30) , YES I PLAY GAMES AND NO I AM NOT PLAYING STARCRAFT II /( ___________ | >:===========` I'LL GIVE IT A TRY WHEN I'M DAMN GOOD AND READY THANKS )( jgs "" MEANWHILE: BEATING YOU WITH THIS HAMMER FOR ASKING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-14.txt #4130 OPTICAL ILLUSION (Thu, 2010 Oct 14) _ .')) ___ ( |" __.-'---'-. PERHAPS YOU RECOGNIZE THIS FAMOUS \|.'_ ._ \ OPTICAL ILLUSION Y///\ ' \ \ (((((\ -. '. '} ) ) \ '. \ = /: .' | | . / \ '-' \ /######### ## )-- |######## IF YOU LOOK CLOSE AT IT YOU'LL ####/ ,/######## SEE THAT YOU'LL DIE ALONE ####;.'/######## snd #####| /######### File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-28.txt #4144 ENOUGH WITH THE ZOMBIES (Thu, 2010 Oct 28) , _,-""-._ ," ". / ,-, ,"\ ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING ZOMBIES " / \ | o| YOU STUPID FUCKING NERDS \ `-o-" `-', `, _.--'`'--` `--`---' ,' ' ./ , `, / / \ (_)))_ _," _))))_, --------(_,-._)))------------------------------- n4bis File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-05.txt #4182 MARVIN THE MARTIAN (Sun, 2010 Dec 5) ___ /]_/ I DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS |\/|.--/'-. \|/:o / /\ ._, \_/_.'0/ _|_ \____]] (>[___]=]]]=== / \___/P{] __// /----\/ (_[-'\__/_ / | | \ '=='='==' ____||||___ snd (_""_/ \_""_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-11.txt #4188 COLLATERAL MURDER (Sat, 2010 Dec 11) ______.........--=T=--.........______ . |:| :-. // /""""""-. ': '-._____..--""(""""""()`---.__ /: _..__ '' ":""""'[] |""`\\ ': :' `-. _:._ '"""" : :: '--=:____:.___....-" O" O" grp COLLATERAL MURDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WORDS MEAN (AND ALSO RAPE WOMEN) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-14.txt #3888 WWAPKD (Sun, 2010 Feb 14) ._ WHAT WOULD ALEX P. KEATON DO | | |L___, .' '. T : * :_| '._.' L MY GUESS IS WOBBLE UNCONTROLLABLY AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-09.txt #3972 KOMODO DRAGON SAYS HI (Sun, 2010 May 9) _____ _.--~_..__ ~~-._ HEY WHAT'S UP LADIES WANT SOME HORRIBLE VENOM :..____~ ~~--.._ ~~-.. ~ ._ ~~----__________ `-._ `. __ ~~~~~~-----...__ ~~\. ~-. .------.. ~~~---__ `. . .- ~~-----_________ ,' ~== __ ~~--__ \ \=_ | ___ ~ - ~-. \. ) ~--__ | `._ ;:~~:---__ `. `._ \ \~-.-------~~ \ \ ~~~~~_::. ) ~~--__ |`. | | ,=:__) \ \ `----' `-. / | | | __...=-. ) ;' | ,-=~~_,' '~~.==----' _,-' / ~~~ _______.......----~~~ _,' seal --~~""""---......._________...--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-21.txt #3984 LEFT 4 DEAD 2 DLC (Fri, 2010 May 21) z MORE LIKE THE LEFT 4 DEAD 2 DL***Z*** z Z AS IN ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WHO GIVES A SHIT .--. Z Z / _(c\ .-. __ | / / '-; \'-'` `\______ \_\/'/ __/ ) / ) | \--, | \`""`__-/ .'--/ /--------\ \ \\` ///-\/ / /---;-. '-' jgs (________\ \ '-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-28.txt #3902 IT'S COLD (Sun, 2010 Feb 28) . . * . . . . * . . . . . . . . o . . . . . . 0 . . . , , , . \ . . . \ , . o . . . . . \ , . . #\##\# . . . # #O##\### . . . #*# #\##\### . , . ##*# #\##\## . . . ##*# #o##\# . , . . *# #\# . . . , \ . . ____^/\___^--____/\____O______________/\/\---/\___________---______________ /\^ ^ ^ ^ ^^ ^ '\ ^ ^ --- -- - -- - - --- __ ^ RC -- __ ___-- ^ ^ -- __ FUCK IT'S COLD HERE SEND STERNO STAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-04.txt #3878 DONNIE (Thu, 2010 Feb 4) _ _ | )/ ) \\ |//,' __ (")(_)-"()))=- DONNIE DORKO (\\ Stef File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-10.txt #3884 HENRY ROLLINS (Wed, 2010 Feb 10) 0_ \`. ___ \ \ / __>0 YAP YAP YAP /\ / |/' / / \/ ` ,`'--. I'M HENRY ROLLINS / /(___________)_ \ |/ //.-. .-.\\ \ \ YAP YAP YAP 0 // :@ ___ @: \\ \/ ( o ^(___)^ o ) 0 WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME \ \_______/ / I'M A TALENTLESS BIG-NECKED DIPFUCK /\ '._______.'--. \ /| |<_____> | \ \__|<_____>____/|__ \____<_____>_______/ |<_____> | |<_____> | :<_____>____: / <_____> /| / <_____> / | /___________/ | | | _|__ | | ---||_ | |L\/|/ | | [__] | \|||\|\ | / jgs | | / |___________|/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-19.txt #3982 NEW QA GUY (Wed, 2010 May 19) .`=-._.-=-.-=..-'\ | | I'M THE NEW QA GUY IN THE OFFICE .-._ |-. ./ /'' `. | `-._.--._.-' | .-. |:. `-./ |.` .) \ `-._ `---..__..----._/ .' '-.._'-`-.-._ _..----.__.' HURP DURP STOMP STOMP MIDDLE AGED DUH `-.-..-.`--` .-. \ 'o/o`\ / >)) / `-..-.( \ `-' | .----._.-` .' _).-. ( ) .` _)/ `. `-._--._ -'.` .-._). \ (_.-._) / | | \ (_ /_| \ | (_ / | `._/ \ (_ _/ \ | | (_ _) | / | (_ _) \ | \ (_ _) `._ \ | (_ _) |@ /_..--' (_ _) |@ | | (_ _) \ / ..\_ (_ _) .'_ '`. `-. (_ _) (_/ ) \\\ \ \ (_ _) (_/ /| /\_) (_.-_) LGB (_/(_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-31.txt #3994 DUMBEST SHOWS (Mon, 2010 May 31) . . . MAKING THE BAND: THE DUMBEST IDEA FOR A SHOW EVER \ / \ / \ / _\/_ _\/_ _\/_ SURVIVOR: THE SECOND DUMBEST IDEA FOR A SHOW EVER | | | | | | |____| |____| |____| AND COP ROCK GETS THE BRONZE jg _||_ _||_ _||_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-25.txt #3988 LOST FINALE (Tue, 2010 May 25) | --====|====-- | .-"""""-. SO WAS STARBUCK IN THE SIDEWAYS .'_________'. WORLD ALL ALONG OR WHAT /_/_|__|__|_\_\ ;'-._ _.-'; ,--------------------| `-. .-' |--------------------, ``""--..__ ___ ; ' ; ___ __..--""`` jgs `"-// \\.._\ /_..// \\-"` \\_// '._ _.' \\_// `"` ``---`` `"` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-15.txt #4192 ECOCIDE (Wed, 2010 Dec 15) | -x- | v . ._, |_ ., `-._\/ . \ / |/_ \\ _\, y | \// _\_.___\\, \\/ -.\|| APPARENTLY I'VE COMMITTED ECOCIDE `7-,--.`._|| / / , /' `-. `./ / |/_.' SO I'M GOING TO STEP IT UP | |// |_ / BY RAPING THIS HERE TREE |- | | =| | | --------------------/ , . \--------._ jg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-01.txt #4178 NUCFLASH (Wed, 2010 Dec 1) ___..._ _,--' "`-. ,'. . \ ,/:. . . .' |;.. . _..--' `--:...-,-'""\ |:. `. BREAK BREAK l;. l `|:. | URGENT SIGNAL SET EMERGCON |:. `., .l;. j, , NUCFLASH `. \`;:. //,/ .\\)`;,|\'/( I REPEAT NUCLFASH ` `itz `(, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-29.txt #4206 SIX STARS (Wed, 2010 Dec 29) /\ WHICH THE FUCK KIND OF IDIOT HAS A RATING SYSTEM __/ \__ WITH ONE TO SIX STARS INSTEAD OF FIVE `. .' x x vwc /__(\__\ OH YEAH: AN AMATEURISH SHITTY ONE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-10.txt #4126 OH THE HUMANITY (Sun, 2010 Oct 10) _..--=--..._ .-' '-. .-. /.' '.\/ / OH THE HUMANITY |=- -=| ( \'. .'/\ \ (GETTING IT OUT OF THE WAY NOW '-.,_____ _____.-' '-' JUST IN CASE IT CATCHES FIRE) jgs [_____]=8 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-04.txt #4120 WYCLEF JEAN'S HAITI PRESIDENTIAL RUN (Mon, 2010 Oct 4) ___ __ (_ ( . ) )__ '. \ : / .' '(___(_____) __ '. \ : / .' /. _\ '. \ : / .' .--.|/_/__ -----____ _ _____----- _______________''.--o/___ \_______________(_)___________ ~ /.'o|_o '.| ~ ~ ~ ~ |/ |_| ~' ~ ' ~ |_| ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |_|O ~ ~ ~ ___|_||_____ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ .'':. .|_|A:. ..::''. /:. .:::|_|.\ .:. :.:\ ~ ~ :..:. .:. .::..: .: ..:. ~ ~ ~ \.: .: :. .: ..:: .lcf/ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ POOR WYCLEF JEAN HOSPITALIZED FOR "STRESS" AND "FATIGUE" IT'S REALLY A PITY THAT HE CAN'T RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF HAITI SINCE HE DOESN'T MEET THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RESIDENCY REQUIREMENTS BUT YOU KNOW MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE CHECKED THAT BEFORE ANNOUNCING HE WAS RUNNING HERE'S MY ADVICE, MR. JEAN: NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO ANNOUNCE SOMETHING, STEP ONE: OPEN A FUCKING BOOK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-25.txt #4111 TROMBONE (Sat, 2010 Sep 25) \_____________________________ I'M A TROMBONE / ____________!_______!_____) (________||______ THE BRASS INSTRUMENT NO ONE LIKES FR File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-08.txt #4032 LEMONADE (Thu, 2010 Jul 8) ___ .-'' ''-. YOU KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN .' '. LEMONADE AND PINK LEMONADE IS ????? / . - ; - . \ ( ' `-._|_,'_,.- ) ',,.--_,4"-;_ ,' AIDS '-.; \ _.-' ''''' sjw/itz File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-19.txt #4105 BOOTSY COLLINS (Sun, 2010 Sep 19) __--__--__--__--__--__--__= 00 = 0 0 _-_-~-~= = 0 0 _-_-~-~ .' = .= `. 00 _-_-~-~ .' ! .' ! ooo .' ! , o@o .' ! . /=xX *-_.-*~'^`~*-_. ._-*~'^`~* / `. /= `-_. `~*-_-*' `./ ,/=. `~*-_._-*~'^`~*-_. ~o`.<@>/ `~*-_._-*~' < `./ .\!/, xX ~' }(((`. ~<*>~ xX .{{ } )))) |% xX / %. ( (( ~-_ _% '%|\\ ._xX / % . %) ) ~-~ %'`,__/ | )%-_- % . % -__ % xX`- % /% . %<@>| ~~--~~' ._-*~'^`~*-_. xX % ~-__-~ %&&&% `~*-_. ._-*~' `~*-_._-*~'^ .' % \`~*`~*-_._-*'^`*-_._-*' .' % ~. .' % ~. SERIOUSLY .' .\ %% ~._ .' _-~ \ \ %% ~~--~' `. _-~ \ \ %.-~' WHAT THE FUCK .|_~~~~ \ !_ IS WRONG WITH |**|~~; `._-' !~-. BOOTSY COLLINS |**| ; ~-./*\ ~. |**|-; <****\_-~. !\ \/ ; \**,:__ o__--@~'/ .-<~`~:. .' ~~~! `~.- _`.__% ) _--__ ~~~-_ .' <~ )-__-~~-_ __--~~.-~ __- `~'( ~~~`-.__- \ ~~~~~~~~ `~~' `~~~ _---~/ _- ( ( ~- ~-_ !o'~~' / `. : `. _'.' // \\ `~. 'o' Oo Oo `~~-_ `. LTH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-20.txt #4044 KENNY G. VS. PRINCE (Tue, 2010 Jul 20) ,-"""""--,-"") (""-,--"""""-. KENNY G. VS. PRINCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :| \; '| |' :/ |: CAREFULLY FOLLOWING EVERY LITTLE ;| :",_,: : "\| `-|;" : :,_,": |; DETAIL OF THIS IMPORTANT STORY ctr |_|| |_| J L |_| ||_| !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 DIARRHEA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-21.txt #4045 VIDEO GAMES WILL NEVER BE AS WORTHY AS MOVIES (Wed, 2010 Jul 21) ___ ____ ________ ,"_ ,`==='`.'__....__`--. ,',' | ,o@@@@@@@@@@o. \ , /___| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@b \ ROGER EBERT IS A FAT OLD COOT WHOSE || "| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@b| ONLY REAL ARTISTIC ACCOMPLISHMENT IS || ()|| ,@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: WRITING HORRIBLY SHITTY BIG TIT PORN || , || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ (THIS IS WHY GOD STOLE HIS CHIN) ||(|)|| '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@//D || ' || '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@P || , || `@@@@@@@@@@@@/@'| ||(|)|| CCD `@@@@@@@@@@' | || ' | '----------'"""""_, | || , |`. S O N Y | | :|(|)| | | | `| '| ::............:: , SO WHY DOES ANYONE GIVE A SHIT WHAT |\__| ::::::::::::::::----" HE THINKS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ??????? : '::::::::::::::' \ ; Bob_R `---------------" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-18.txt #4104 TIP JAR (Sat, 2010 Sep 18) \ / ) \ / ( \,-=~=-./ I'M GONNA HIT YOUR TIP JAR ( / \ ) ` . . ' WITH THE TIP OF MY DICK `. ,-=-. ,' ( ( @ @ ) ) `-`---'-' / \ | \ / | |\_-' '-_/| | | \ _ / gpyy '-_/ \_-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-30.txt #4116 TOWER BRIDGE (Thu, 2010 Sep 30) Y v I I /~\ /~\ /~~~\ /~~~\ /~~~~~\ /~~~~~\ ()~~~~(X)\ '/~~~~(X)\ A /\~A~~/ \~\A A ()~A~~/ \_/ \ /\||/ \_| |_/ \___________________________/_\/\/ \- ! ! !! ! ! ! !________________________________! ! ! ! !!_.! !....-! ! ! !..-''! ! =. .!! .! ! ! !------------------------------- ! ! ! ! |=. .= !.' ! !....-! ! ! !..! !...-' V=.| =. .= | ./ \ / ! ! V V H =. =.. .= .=I V V I H H |=. |=. | .=| I_...H.....--H /----/ \----\ I_...H....-''H | |=.| | ..=| | I H H / // \ ` \\ I H H | | =. ' | | I H H ./ // \ ` \\. I H H | | | ' | | | I H H / .// \ ` \ \ I H H | | | | | | | I_...H......-H/ / / \ ` \ \._...H.....-'H | | | | | | | I H H ./ / \ ` \ \ H H | | | | | I H H / / \ ` \ \..H-------H---+------ ___|___I___ H_______H_/ / \ ` \ .-Y-----------+------ ________] Y | / \ ` I .'''''. | | I .'''''. / \ I ( ) | | I ( ) \ I | Y | | | I | Y | | I | : | | | I | : | | I | : | |Meph. TOWER OR BRIDGE ?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!/1/1? WHO GIVES A SHIT, IT'S NOT PART OF A REAL COUNTRY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-09.txt #4033 THE TALE OF TWO GLASSES (Fri, 2010 Jul 9) __ __ /.-' `-.\ I WAS WALKING TO THE GROCERY STORE AND // \\ TWO GIRLS WALKED PAST ME AND SAID "HI" /j_______________j\ BUT I HAD TO IGNORE THEM SINCE I BROKE /o.-==-. .-. .-==-.o\ MY GLASSES SO I COULDN'T TELL IF THEY || )) (( || WERE UGLY OR NOT AND JESUS CHRIST WHY \\____// \\____// TAKE A CHANCE SO IGNORE CITY HERE WE COME hjw `-==-' `-==-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-24.txt #4110 TRI-ARCH (Fri, 2010 Sep 24) . \ | / -- o -- / | \ ,^==--==^. ' ,_/ \_, ,^=--=^. "===------===" ,^=--=^. ,_/ \_, !.____.! ,_/ \_, ,^="===----===" | |____| | "===----==="=^. ,_/ !.____.!____! !____!.____.! \_, "===--- |____| ||____________|| |____| ---===" ||__________|| ||__________|| || || ,-"~~"-. || || || ,-""-. || ',-"~~"-.' || ,-""-. || || ',-""-.' ||'' ''|| ',-""-.' || ||'' ''||| |||'' ''|| ||! !||! o/ !||! !|| | | | | /| | | | | | | | | |> | | | | \\gpyy\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////////////// ^ | | | | `---------- HEY, LOOK A FAGGOT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-05.txt #4121 FIELD ACTIVATED (Tue, 2010 Oct 5) ____ ,dP9CGG88@b, ,IP""YICCG888@@b, BEATOFF FIELD: ACTIVATED dIi ,IICGG8888@b dCIIiciIICCGG8888@@b ________GCCIIIICCCGGG8888@@@__________________ GGCCCCCCCGGG88888@@@ GGGGCCCGGGG88888@@@@... Y8GGGGGG8888888@@@@P..... NOW I CAN BEAT OFF BUT YOU CAN'T SEE ME Y88888888888@@@@@P...... `Y8888888@@@@@@@P'...... (ACTUALLY THERE IS NO FIELD AT ALL, `@@@@@@@@@P'....... JUST PENDING INDECENT EXPOSURE CHARGES) fl """"........ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-11.txt #4127 GEMINI (Mon, 2010 Oct 11) __, __, . , ___, . , ___, / __,/_, |\/| | |\ | ' | \__/ \__ | | _|_, | \| _|_ ` ' `' ' `' ` ___ ___ .d9969b d6966b. AS SHOULD BE OBVIOUS FROM THIS DRAWING d66b'e( )a`d99b `d9p _/ \_ q6b' GEMINI IS CLEARLY THE HOTTEST ZODIACAL SIGN __/ (__ __) \__ _ / \_/ / \_/ {_) / / \ \ \__ / /\ _\ \ hjw \____j`-. ).--|___/ `-' '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-28.txt #4205 PORN OUTTAKES (Tue, 2010 Dec 28) ___ ____ ________ ,"_ ,`==='`.'__....__`--. ,',' | ,o@@@@@@@@@@o. \ , /___| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@b \ GET THIS THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD, || "| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@b| AMATEUR VIDEO MAKER: || ()|| ,@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: || , || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ||(|)|| '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@//D ABOUT YOUR FUCKING OUTTAKES || ' || '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@P || , || `@@@@@@@@@@@@/@'| ||(|)|| CCD `@@@@@@@@@@' | || ' | '----------'"""""_, | || , |`. S O N Y | | :|(|)| | | | `| '| ::............:: , |\__| ::::::::::::::::----" : '::::::::::::::' \ ; Bob_R `---------------" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-14.txt #4191 WHO KNEW (Tue, 2010 Dec 14) _ ________, ,________ _ >`(==(----' '----)==)`< (__/~~` `~~\__) lbm I JUST FINISHED A BOOK ON THE STASI LAST NIGHT TURNS OUT THEY LOST WHO KNEW *** SPOILERS *** File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-24.txt #3987 BAJORAN (Mon, 2010 May 24) ________ ___,,,,,,, jgs [________>__________\ DO THESE RIDGES I CARVED INTO MY NOSE MAKE ME LOOK BAJORAN ??? OR JUST LIKE I'M A DIPSHIT WHO GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A CHAINSAW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-30.txt #3993 ADA (Sun, 2010 May 30) ,. |`:. | `:. m1a | |`.`:;@. | |;.`.`;| HEY ANYONE WANT TO HEAR SOME ADA JOKES HAW HAW HAW ; `.';| || ,(`;.`.| || /8o (`:. || ALSO I'VE GOT THIS ONE WHERE OPERATING SYSTEMS /o8888o `; || ARE LIKE CARS /@o8888888o (`;| (`.()oO888888o (< `.`.;:oO08c{)/ | PLUS THERE'S ONE COMPARING PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES `.`.(),0 / / TO DIFFERENT NEIGHBORHOODS IN BOSTON `.`.`/ / `.( / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-11.txt #3885 WIENER PACKET (Thu, 2010 Feb 11) ||| |||||, \|||||/ /) `|||||/ ,-""//-. ______ |`"""'| ==|`-.//.-'|,-----'======================| P |==== | |---,---, .---,((--------. | A | | | /(_)/ / (()))` ;'", \ | S | `-.____.-' /_ / / /| `;',`;; ,/( \ | T | /(_)/ / // ; ` " ((()) \ | A | .-::-. /_ / / /) "' ;" ; `;"' \`-...-' (::::::) /(_)/ `=//===================' hjw `-::-' / / (/ ----------'---' THIS WILL BE A DELICIOUS WIENER PACKET File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-18.txt #3981 SAVING GRACE FINALE (Tue, 2010 May 18) , __ _.-"` `'-. /||\'._ __{}_( ONLY FIVE EPISODES LEFT |||| |'--.__\ TO THE SEASON FINALE OF | L.( ^_\^ SAVING GRACE ??????? \ .-' | _ | | | )\___/ WHAT WILL I DO WITH MYSELF THEN ?????? | \-'`:._] jgs \__/; '-. OH RIGHT NOTHING DIFFERENT SINCE I'VE NEVER WATCHED IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-05.txt #3879 RACHEL MADDOW (Fri, 2010 Feb 5) (.,------...__ _.'" `. .' .' `, `. `. ` WHY IS MATTHEW BRODERICK RANTING . .' .'/''--...__`. \ INCOHERENTLY ABOUT SHIT ON MSNBC ?????/ . .--.`. ' "-. '. | '' .' _.' .()) .--":/ ''( \_\ ' (()( ''._' ( \ ' ' `. `--' ' OH THAT'S RACHEL MADDOW AND SHE'S A WOMAN `.: . `-.___.' ' `. . _ _ .' ) .____.-' I AM SOOOOOOOO SORRY .'`. (--.. .' \ /\ / / `. .' \( \ /|/ `. .' \__/ `. / | o | \ jro | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-13.txt #3887 LUCY LEE'S SENTENCE (Sat, 2010 Feb 13) \ ########### / \ ######### / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \_________________________________/ | | | | | | | _________ | | | | | | | ___ | | | I |___| | | | | | | | | | | | | _| | | | |#| | ;, -- ___ | | | | ;' H*/ ` | | | _____| .,` */ )| I | \_____\ ;' /___.,';| | | \\ \ ."` | ; |___________|_________|______\\ \ ;: | ._,' / \\ \ . |,' / \\ \ || / \\_____\ || / \_____| || / ___________ \ || / / =====o | \ ||/ / | /-\ | \ // / | | \ // / | ____ |______ \ // / (O) | | | \ \ // / |____| | 0 \ \ // / o---- |________\ \ / / | | | \ / | | \ / | | leb / | | LUCY LEE WAS PUT IN JAIL BECAUSE SHE'S JUST NOT A VERY GOOD PORNSTAR File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-07.txt #3881 FLESHDANCE (Sun, 2010 Feb 7) oo 8 "} > @ < USING MY FLESHLIGHT TO WATCH FLESHDANCE .8 .-._/| .'_'`')`_.' \| ) / (>'/ |_,_ | (,| .' ,'\| `._/ ) \| '`- -- ''-- --- VK/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-26.txt #3989 OCEAN SOUNDS (Wed, 2010 May 26) /\ {.-} LIFT ME TO YOUR EAR AND LISTEN TO THE OCEAN ;_.-'\ { _.}_ \.-' / `, \ | / \ | ,/ DON'T MIND THE TOURETTE'S I CAN'T REALLY HELP IT jgs \|_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-02.txt #4179 BLUE OYSTER CULT (Thu, 2010 Dec 2) ,__, _.-----/6 6) ,-' / .='=. / _./ /_-._,.. DON'T FEAR THE RAPER _.-| \.'|,:=._::,,_. .'_.-'\ |//..= ,'.' / /_:.'. ON SECOND THOUGHT ACTUALLY :: `,.,' : :: /// :: DEFINITELY FEAR THE RAPER :: ,/// :: :: `. / :: `:`-./ / _.-'.' IN FACT RUN NOW WHILE YOU CAN `-._`---'_.-' ,/ /:---' `. // SERIOUSLY RUN NOW ::/ // l42 / ||| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-16.txt #4193 RAILGUN (Thu, 2010 Dec 16) _.-._ ({ ` ) ` |'' VELOCITAS ERADICO \_/ .( | ), ` -----' `----- ' ojo File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-07.txt #4123 VOONING (Thu, 2010 Oct 7) I THINK SPOONING IS SO PRE-9/11 ________ .==. jgs [________>c((_ ) INSTEAD I SUGGEST: VIOLENT SPOONING '==' (THUS THREE IS INDEED A SPOON) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-13.txt #4129 CASE CLOSED (Wed, 2010 Oct 13) ___________ \ / )_______( |"""""""|_.-._,.---------.,_.-._ | | | | | | ''-. | |_| |_ _| |_..-' |_______| '-' `'---------'` '-' )"""""""( /_________\ MY BONER HAS SPOKEN `'-------'` .-------------. CASE CLOSED jgs/_______________\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-26.txt #4112 TASTE BUD MAP (Sun, 2010 Sep 26) ..... ..... .:' ''::::::'' ':. .:' ':. :' FULL-BLOWN AIDS ': : : :. .: ': :' : : :.SOUR SOUR.: ': :' :. .: ': :' :.SALT SALT.: ':. .:' ':. .:' ':. SWEET.:' ':. .:' JM/tQn '''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-23.txt #4047 NEOSTEAD 2000 (Fri, 2010 Jul 23) _,. ___. . ____ ,._ --=:_ *: ======((|_L]_ \\ c:____]((=- :* _:=- - - - - `' (__(____) \\ / // ___ `' ,._ \\___. / // _/_/_]=== :* _:=-- ,. ___. _((|_L]_ _/ //_.(_(_)(_).. `' --=: *: ======((|_L]_ _/(__(\_ _)\_ /____\_\ `.... `' (__(____) cjr MY NEOSTEAD 2000 BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-22.txt #4046 LEBRON JAMES (Thu, 2010 Jul 22) \| ... -:. //||\\ _. `::::' Q Q ``::::::+. ._"__.' \ ____ `==' _._ .' ` .' .:- .-. ` .' '.') ' _` /||. __.--|_.' ' : ( \/' /\\ /,=-U' ' : `. `. /U ' ' . ( -._.---" ....-----( ' . ` -. ) .:\:::\ '`. ` ` .' VERY EXCITING !!!!!!! A WHOLE _ ( .:::::::::....--`--..-' \ HOUR SHOW TO FIND OUT WHAT ( ``-.\:::'' \ \ TEAM LEBRON JAMES IS GOING TO \\ ""\\-' `..:.\ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 `:-=/) `(::) ` .:::/ a:f_______________________________ |::/ _________ ______... .."\\/ .......------"""""" __.. . \\ -. _ . NOBODY GIVES A FUCKING SHIT __..--'' .-' `+ () `-' __..---""" ..........|_ `-. . '' ....:::::::::::::.\.' ) . .-' ````::::::''''.""" . .-' . . . . File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-27.txt #4113 TOGETHER (Mon, 2010 Sep 27) .sSS$$p. d$$$SSS$$$. .SSS$$$$SSS$$b-' .S$$SSSS$$$$SS$$b :SS$$$$SSSS$$$SS$$; TS$$S$$$SSS$$$$S$$ SS$$SS$$$SS$$S$$$b :SS$$$SS$$$S$$S$$$b- `TSS$$$SS$$$$SSJ" `TSS$$SSS$$" "-. _.-.-"""^$^^$' \ .'.-" `y \ / / / t : : .' :; ; : .' ;: : \ .' .- / : ; \_.' .' `-..-' ; ; ' .' : /: .'-. ; GET THE FUCK OFF ME : ; .' .-."-, : ; : .'.`-."-(" ; / :.' \ .'\`."-."L_: : / / `--' ; "--' ; .g$j---. / : : / .$$$$b .-"----, : \ /)_ .$$$$$$$; /o _: \ ; .' ,-' d$$$$$$$$$ .`, ,'.--,---.__.-' .-' ; :$$$$$$$$$$; `. __.--";/ / ..--"" _.._ '-.___ $$$$$$$$^^"_ .-": _..-----.--" .// : _.--"" .-" `-t' `. :$$$$$$$___.-'----" ;.' .-" " ; .-" .' `. : ; T$$$$$$$$b \ .-" / `' .' bug \ ; : File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-12.txt #4128 COLUMBUS DAY (Tue, 2010 Oct 12) ******** **************** ******************* ******************** ******************** \\ // ******** \\\// ******* \\\//// |||// , ||||| __/ ,,,,,,,,,,,//||||\,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,o==o ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; IT'S COLUMBUS DAY BUT THE GARDENERS ARE OUTSIDE MOWING THE LAWN ANYWAY WEIRD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-06.txt #4122 EARBUDS (Wed, 2010 Oct 6) __ THE SHAPE OF MY EARS APPEARS SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED /,- TO SPONTANEOUSLY AND ROUTINELY EJECT EARBUDS I PLACE IN THEM ||) \\_, ) `--' I THINK THIS PROVES INTELLIGENT DESIGN OR SOMETHING ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-17.txt #4194 RAGE (Fri, 2010 Dec 17) +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | |\ -~ / \ / | |~~__ | \ | \/ /\ /| | -- | \ | / \ / \ / | | |~_| \ \___|/ \/ / | |--__ | -- |\________________________________/~~\~~| / \ / \ | | |~~--__ |~_|____|____|____|____|____|____|/ / \/|\ / \/ \/| | | |~--_|__|____|____|____|____|____|_/ /| |/ \ / \ / | |___|______|__|_||____|____|____|____|____|__[]/_|----| \/ \ / | | \mmmm : | _|___|____|____|____|____|____|___| /\| / \ / \ | | B :_--~~ |_|____|____|____|____|____|____| | |\/ \ / \ | | __--P : | / / / | \ / \ /\| |~~ | : | / ~~~ | \ / \ / | | | |/ .-. | /\ \ / | | | / | | |/ \ /\ | | | / | | -_ \ / \ | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | /| | | 2 3 4 | /~~~~~\ | /| |_| .... ......... | | | ~|~ | % | | | ~J~ | | ~|~ % |_| .... ......... | | AMMO | HEALTH | 5 6 7 | \===/ | ARMOR |#| .... ......... | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ HEY YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EVEN WORSE THAN RELEASING A FIRST PERSON SHOOTER GAME ON A SHITTY CONSOLE WITH THEIR SHITTY CONTROLLERS ?!?!? RELEASING IT ON A SMARTPHONE INSTEAD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-03.txt #4180 NIMBR (Fri, 2010 Dec 3) | __________ | _ __ _ | | | /_\ / \ /_\ | | | =|= | // | =|= | | | ! \__/ ! | | | _ | | | ___ ___ //' | | | [___] _ :=| |=: __T_||_T__ |p= | | | ~| =)_)= | | [__________] | | | | | (_( |xXx| \_ _/ | | | | | )_) """"" \ / | | | \___| | | | | | | `========, | | | | | __`. .'_________________| |________|__________lc_| `. .' (____) \ _| |_... .;;;;;;;;. \ (________);;;; :;;;;;;;;;;: :::::::' '::::::::' NOT IN MY BATHROOM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-27.txt #3990 PARANOIA (Thu, 2010 May 27) o o O ...... ( ) | | | /\ | ( oO ) | > | | | | o | | | | | _ | |// | // YOU'RE JUST PARANOID | // | | | | | | | | (......) tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-06.txt #3880 IPAD (Sat, 2010 Feb 6) _ .--,-"" ""-. ( ) j- __. | I GUESS NOW THAT THE IPAD'S | ' -'| BEEN ANNOUNCED AND IS BORING |`--._____,+-. .';`--.___.' `. AMAZON CAN UNCLENCH ITS BUTTOCKS .' / _ | / ,-' _.-'o;__\ ( .' o.-' \)`. `j--..___.' ' / ) (/ _ `-._ `-/`--' ,----. (.' `--. `. `-._.'`._,- \.-'\ >` ~ .-~ SLAUGHTERING EACH OTHER BUT < >< / , 7 < ~7 HOLY GOD DID IT HAVE A PANTLOAD /_/ ! \ .-L \ _// <'~ OF GAY POETRY COME OUT OF IT ~ .-~ ! ! /o& `' . 7 _>_._ > _.-' '-._.-._.--./ '-~ ~._/ .' ,-.-' .-~< < __/ > -' \ -~ ___--/ 7 .. . /_// \__ ! _.-. .. < ~v~ ' \ .-~---' .-.-~ ~\ < \ / | __/ ) > o < > \ \_.--._ |O | .__,--_ / .-' <> \ \ 7 . ' ) / d . _> /. 7 > . - ' > _\ ! _,-' `. \ /.._ .) < ~--,.--' ._ /.- ~` < \ . \ ` |< \ `-.__/ 7/ ~ \.,< . ` `-~-.-~ | / \__//.--...<| __ . ` '-.__\\ - ' '--~|/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-22.txt #4138 SR-71 (Fri, 2010 Oct 22) _ _.-, \`-..' _/ DUDE I LOOK COOLER EVEN THAN REAL SPACE SHIPS .'-''` ) /`'. _ -'._ /__.:-' `--..--. \ . ` = .:_ _. pils \ . ` `-.| \ _.-' ' ' |.'`', _.-' . ' ' .:'` ) .-' _=' .______/"'. .' `-. / _-'" ` .'` / _:'``''--'` : (/_\' ` .' ""` : ' " _.' \ ' _.' ::......-'' " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-27.txt #4204 MARU (Mon, 2010 Dec 27) _.. /}_{\ /.-' ( a a )-.___...-'/ OH MARU YOU SILLY CAT YOU CANNOT FIT IN THAT BOX ==._.== ; \ i _..._ /, {_;/ {_// fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-22.txt #3896 CSI (Mon, 2010 Feb 22) ______ .-' `-. .' `. I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SPINOFF / \ ; ;` CSI: TYCHO CRATER | / |; ; / / / ;| '\ / / / / ; \`. / / .' / `.`-._____.-' .' / /`_____.-' / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / BKN \/_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-17.txt #3980 SCRUBS (Mon, 2010 May 17) .----. ===(_)== // 6 6 \\ (NEIN) JA DERN EINDEN SKRUBS ( 7 ) \ '--' / (NEIN) HEIGEN BEIGEL VAS DEN SKRUBS \_ ._/ __) (__ /"`/`\`V/`\`\ / \ `Y _/_ \ / [DR]\_ |/ / /\ | ( \/ / / / \ \ \ / \ `-/` _.` jgs `=. `=./ `"` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-03.txt #3966 THE HANGING OF THE MARIONETTE (Mon, 2010 May 3) \ =+===\===+= | | \ | I DESERVED IT | | | | | |_|_ | / | %%%%%| / | % ''%| / | %\_/%| |\/ \| \/| |\/ ( \ \ \\ / // jgs \_)) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-15.txt #3978 PEARL HARBOR REVISITED (Sat, 2010 May 15) __|__ / .'(\ .-. /)'. +-====(*)===: " :===(o)=====-+ \). '-' .(/ += += += TURNS OUT PEARL HARBOR IS JUST SOME SORT OF FUCKED UP LOVE STORY += += += += (THE MOVIE NOT THE ACTUAL BATTLE) += MJP += File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-01.txt #3964 WINDOWS 7 (Sat, 2010 May 1) ___ ___ '::|_|_| WINDOWS 7: VISTA UNFUCKED '::|_|_|'.:|_|_| '.:|_|_| _,,--~~|~~--,,_ /` | `\ | 7 _( ___ |.|\|:-)|__ |'| |___| / DR |_| /:::\ ~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-08.txt #3882 2010 (Mon, 2010 Feb 8) . . + : . THIS IS THE YEAR WE MAKE CONTACT : _ . ! ' (_) ,|.' - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - ,`|'`. , ! . : : " . --+-- .: . ! O!o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-20.txt #3894 DUBAI ASSASSINATION (Sat, 2010 Feb 20) MOSSAD SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING MORE CLEVER TO ASSASSINATE THAT HAMAS LEADER THAT WAS SIMPLE LIKE PROGRAM A BIG TRAK PACKED WITH EXPLOSIVES OH FUCK THERE'S CARPET IN THIS HALLWAY OUR PROGRAM IS USELESS ..-------------------.__ .'_______ `-. // .-----.\.--------..--------.\ ||' __'|| || || || __ ||' .=(_ )|| ====== || ==.| ||( _) ||'| \\||________||________||// ||'------\) ,--======\\======-._/ ____|| |/ = = `-. _____________ ||'==. || ...... = = `-. `=============`|| ||_ /////.--. = = `. .--. | .---. || | .----|==| \ \ \ \|==| | .' `. || | .' '--'. |-. | | .-|'--'`. .' \ || .' `. |-.'-|=|-'.-| \ / .-==-. \|| / _.----. \ |-.'-|=|-'.-| | | .' .---. `. ||| .-' .---. `. | |-.'-|=|-'.-| | | / .`.- -.`. \ '\_`---- / .`.- -.`. \ | ' '-|=|-' '_____/ [|_|/ / _ \ \|__________| / / _ \ \ `_____.......-----'_____] ; : / \ : ;'----------'; : / \ : ;[_____.......-----'; : : ; \_/ ; : \ / / ; : \_/ ; : \ \ / / \ \ / /. `- -` . \ \ / / LGB . `- -` . . `- -` . `-----` . `- -` . `-----` `-----` `-----` YES THAT'S RIGHT I MADE AN 80S TOY JOKE IN CONJUNCTION WITH A DEAD HAMAS GUY YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT ???? TOO SOON ????? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-29.txt #3992 OGDEN NASH (Sat, 2010 May 29) . ' . ' ' . ' . . . . . .; . .': . .' : . : ; . \./ . .' . :;|.;: . 'd '' |' |' .| | | IS THERE ANY LITTLE NUGGET OF WISDOM | | THAT OGDEN NASH *CAN'T* TEACH US ????? :. ' | | | | b I MEAN EXCEPT FOR PICKING THE c | CORN OUT OF MY SHIT (HE'S INCREDIBLY | . '', UNHELPFUL ON THAT SUBJECT ACTUALLY) | ') | : | | |c | | | | | | | __| :|__ .-"" .| , |. ""-..-"". ::.--""|. |""--.:: : :. '.;:__.+:. .:"__:' : "-.._" " _..-" : "" ".. """""" .." ""--....--""grp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-19.txt #4196 PHANTOM AIRSTRIP (Sun, 2010 Dec 19) _ ___ (_) _/XXX\ _ /XXXXXX\_ __ X\__ __ /X XXXX XX\ _ /XX\__ ___ \__/ \_/__ \ \ _/X\__ /XX XXX\____/XXX\ \ ___ \/ \_ \ \ __ _/ \_/ _/ - __ - \ ___/ \__/ \ \__ \\__ / \_// _ _ \ \ __ / \____/ / __ \ / \ \_ _//_\___ __/ // \___/ \/ __/ __/_______\________\__\_/________\__/_/____/_____________/_______\____/____ ___ /L|0\ / | \ AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO NOTICED / \ THE DUPLICATE PHANTOM AIRSTRIP / | \ HIGH ABOVE CHICAGE O'HARE / \ IN MICROSOFT FLIGHT SIMULATOR / __ | __ \ / __/ \__ \ / /__ | __\ \ /___________________\ / | \ / _|_ \ PT / ____/___\____ \ ___________[o0o]___________ O O O File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-31.txt #4208 HIPPOS: THE GAME (Fri, 2010 Dec 31) >=< >=< HONGRY HONGRY HIPPOS ,.--' ''-. ,.--' ''-. ( ) ',_.' ( ) ',_.' Xx'xX mn'mn` Asik ---------------------------------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-25.txt #4202 CHRISTMAS WISHES (Sat, 2010 Dec 25) _____ .' `. | | |.-----.| MERRY CHRISTMAS DONGS .'`.-.'`. `..' `..' ( (_) ) ___ - _.==='-._.-`===._ .===================. ======================= :=======================: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-08.txt #4124 POOR DISK (Fri, 2010 Oct 8) ,'";-------------------;"`. ;[]; ................. ;[]; ; ; ................. ; ; PLEASE PICK ONE OF ME UP AND LOOK AT ME ; ; ................. ; ; ; ; ................. ; ; BECAUSE I'M REALLY LONELY NOW ; ; ................. ; ; ; ; ................. ; ; NOBODY USES ME ANYMORE ; ; ................. ; ; ; `. ,' ; ; """"""""""""""""" ; ; ,-------------.---. ; ; ; ;""; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;//||; ; ; ; ;||; ;\\||; ;__; ; ;\/; (SNIFF) `. _; _ ; _; ; PK " """"""""""" """"" """ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-20.txt #4136 ZAMBONI (Wed, 2010 Oct 20) ,.__., /,',.`.\ ____|:|db|:|____ YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY ___//"""|:|88|:|"""\\___ ABOUT THE WORD ZAMBONI ??? _____//":=_=_=_=|--|=_=_=_=:"\\_____ __/.-._//__|L_L_L_L|--|L_L_L_L|__\\_.-.\__ //"||m|:.-. .-. .-.,.__.,.-. .-. .-.:|m||"\\ // ||8||: : L_L_L_/.',.`.\_L_L_L : :||8|| \\ /'======="L.='.::'`:|:|db|:|:'`::.`=.L"=======`\ | .---. .--. |_:==' |:|88|:| `==:_| .--. .---. | | | : |_.='/=======|:--:|=======\`=._| : | | | | _,=' ||==.=.==|:--:|==.=.==|| `=._ | | |_:='_______|| || || |:--:| || || ||_______`=:_| l42 || || || |:--:| || || || ''-------|:--:|-------'' PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ':==:' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-10.txt #4034 JAPANESE PEOPLE (Sat, 2010 Jul 10) .-'"""''---.___ .' "'-.___ SO WHAT'S UP WITH _' _'-"'""" """- JAPANESE PEOPLE / 7 .'" "-> . .| _-' '. BETWEEN ANIME, MANGA, . .'" : '. _.------._ '' HENTAI, BUKKAKE, . - . .' .-' "- .' \ : TENTACLE PORN, COSPLAY, | ' > .'.''"\"- .'\"_' AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT |' < .' :__/ : :_.':' .--'-._ : .--: -._.' '._.' WHAT'S THE DEAL ?!?!? '> '. '. | ' .' : '. :' '-'.____ .__. ' TOO MUCH RADIATION ..... / : :. .' \. / | '"-_ __-' \.'-'"' .'"":'' :-""""'. : : . | : : | : .''. : |.'. _.: '.: | '---'"" : :" | ' : : .'.___:._ .' . . ' '"'. ' | : ' : : . : ' : _.-'"'--..__ : : . : . _: .' . "-: : ' ..-" : ( '- : :._: / _.--"""--._ ' '. _....: : . / .-' '. ' : ."" ""'-' /-" ) '._ : : ..-' / '-._ \'' _ .'""""""'-. _.- .'--.__ .' ' - ____.-' : "":-.._______.' ...... OR NOT ENOUGH ?!?!? '-.....-''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-29.txt #4115 ANSWER: A THISTLE (Wed, 2010 Sep 29) ,,::,, (::..::) \\||// JESUS FUCKING CHRIST /;;;;;;\ , WHAT THE FUCK AM I |;;;;;;| /|, , , \;;;;;;/ `< /_ `)\/\ >";;" <^.(`,) ` '\/ )/ ')(` ` ' ` `)(` '\/` `||~ ~||' hjw '||` `||~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-04.txt #4028 BABY EINSTEIN (Sun, 2010 Jul 4) _____ _.'_____`._ .'.-' 12 `-.`. MY NEW ANDROID CAN SOMEHOW DETERMINE ITS ABSOLUTE /,' 11 1 `.\ POSITION IN SPACE AND TIME WHICH I THINK KIND OF // 10 / 2 \\ VIOLATES RELATIVITY ;; / :: || 9 ----O 3 || :: ;; \\ 8 4 // \`. 7 5 ,'/ '.`-.__6__.-'.' ((-._____.-)) THIS WOULD MAKE BABY EINSTEIN CRY _)) ((_ '--'SSt '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-01.txt #4087 LOVE LETTER TO UNIX (Wed, 2010 Sep 1) A LOVE LETTER TO UNIX: % YES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-15.txt #4101 SOFTWARE VERSION NAMES (Wed, 2010 Sep 15) __________ ________| |________ | / |||||| \ | | ,' `. | | ,' `. | | ,' |||||||||||||||| `. | ,' /____________________\ `. /______________________________\ | | | | | | |________________________________| _ Seal _ |____________________------__| ,----------------------------------------------------, | [][][][][] [][][][][] [][][][] [][__] [][][][] | | | | [][][][][][][][][][][][][][_] [][][] [][][][] | | [_][][][][][][][][][][][][][ | [][][] [][][][] | | [][_][][][][][][][][][][][][]|| [] [][][][] | | [__][][][][][][][][][][][][__] [][][] [][][]|| | | [__][________________][__] [__][]|| | `----------------------------------------------------' QUESTION ONE: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY IN OPEN SOURCE, FEEL THE NEED TO GIVE THEIR VERSION RELEASES PROPER NAMES RATHER THAN JUST NUMBERS, YOU KNOW, LIKE NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE QUESTION TWO: WHY DO SAID PEOPLE PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO CHOOSE REALLY FUCKING GAY NAMES ANSWER: IT'S A TRICK QUESTION, THE ANSWERS TO BOTH QUESTIONS ARE THE SAME: NAMELY, GENERAL CUNTERY ON THEIR PART File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-14.txt #4100 MACKENZIE PHILLIPS (Tue, 2010 Sep 14) _....._ .--. _.-' `-._ o/o-;;; ( `-._ _.-' ) (_, z) PERHAPS IT JUST DEMONSTRATES `:-._'---'_.-:' ,,,, _|-' / HOW SICK I AM BUT MAYBE I : `'''`_,-/`-._ /.. ) /\`--/"\ SHOULDN'T FIND THE RELATIVELY : [_./_ /_ _(_& _P / \_/, | RECENT REVELATION THAT : :`-/(_`_____ _\-'_/___/ /| MACKENZIE PHILLIPS WAS MOLESTED : _.-: 8 \=__))____/ | BY HER PIECE OF SHIT HIPPIE : |'_.-: \_ | / F FATHER WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG BUT : | : : //`7/ / / AN ADULT -- AND ON THE NIGHT : | :.-: (( (( L_______/ BEFORE HER WEDDING -- TO BE : |o : /_>/_> / Y / : |_.-': / / / WELL : : J J J (`'-._____,-'`) | | | FUNNY | | | | | | | _J__J__J (_ _) (__(_____) NEXT UP: VALERIE BERTINELLI cjr'-..___..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-05.txt #4029 FIRST AND MIDDLE NAMES (Mon, 2010 Jul 5) _ , L\ IS IT LEGAL TO BEAT OFF TO A PORNSTAR WHOSE STAGE NAME \/OO\ CONSISTS OF THE FIRST AND MIDDLE NAMES OF YOUR MOTHER ???? |/ \ /_\ ` AP _\ |_ SPECIFICALLY IN MY CASE OF COURSE I'M REFERRING TO KODY KOXXX File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-28.txt #4114 TRUE CONFUESSIONS: THE TIE (Tue, 2010 Sep 28) ______ /( )\ \ \ / / \/[]\/ I'M A TIE /\ | | | | | | | | | | \ / ejm \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-11.txt #4035 SPAMMER DAYS OFF (Sun, 2010 Jul 11) ((\ ( _ ,-_ \ \ ) / \/ \ \ \ \ TURNS OUT SPAMMERS TAKE WEEKENDS OFF ( /)| \/\ \ \| | BUT NOT UNITED STATES FEDERAL HOLIDAYS `~()_______)___)\ \ \ \ \ | |)\ ) `' | | | / /, | | | / | | / \ / \ / ) / / / ejm / / WEIRD HUH / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-21.txt #4137 BLOG PIECE (Thu, 2010 Oct 21) ( ) ( ) ( CHECK OUT MY LATEST BLOG PIECE (OF SHIT) ) _ ) ( \_ _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) Krogg98 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-09.txt #4125 DRUID (Sat, 2010 Oct 9) ; `, ' :. __ `;. /' /\ , \ WATCH OUT, AIDS ARROW DUDE / |ee| `; ( |_,| , `, ) , \ ' `: | """"----,__,_.____,_ ; _ |--,_; ' , ,' `"---' ,: | , : /, ,' | ,/' ,; DID DRUIDS EVEN FUCKING SHOOT ARROWS | ' :| , /' , | ,; WHAT THE FUCK , | , :' | ` ,' ,' ` ; __==' ___, pb __/_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-24.txt #4201 ALL HAIL IT (Fri, 2010 Dec 24) _.-. ALL HAIL MY COCK .. {_" \ .--._(/ /: '. \ WELL YOU'D DAMN WELL / .-\_/ ; '. \ \ BETTER HAIL IT BECAUSE ; | | | \ \ OTHERWISE IT'LL JUST ; : '._! __ } '. GET ANGRIER AND ANGRIER \ \ __i-' / .' ; ~-=~~-=~~-=~~-=~=~~-=~~-=;.__.-'~-=~~-=~~-=~~-=~~-=~~-=~~-=~ fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-30.txt #4207 GEMS (Thu, 2010 Dec 30) _____ ____ _____ / / \ \ I'M A GEM /____ /_________\____\ \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \/ / BUT DON'T PLAY BEJEWELED OR YOU'RE A FAGGOT MH \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-18.txt #4195 ESOPHEGEAL CANCER (Sat, 2010 Dec 18) _ _ HOLY SHIT IT'S A PITY THAT CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS (< >) CAN'T HAVE A DEBATE WITH HIS ESOPHEGEAL CANCER `O,99,O` ldb //-\__/-\\ BECAUSE HE'D SURE PUSH ITS SHIT IN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-21.txt #3895 O, INTERNET (Sun, 2010 Feb 21) VK / | / | O, INTERNET, WHAT WOULD PERVS DO WITHOUT YOU / / | / / / | \_/ / /\ \ ( / / \ \ ANSWER: KEEP THEIR FUCKED UP SHIT TO THEMSELVES `/ / \ \ / / \ \ /\ / \ /\ .-( / /----------\ \ )-. (THUS THE INTERNET SHUTS DOWN FOREVER) ( `-' `-' ) `.____________________.' (_) (_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-28.txt #3991 BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE (Fri, 2010 May 28) .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| I AM NEARING A STATE OF COMPLETE DRUNKENNESS ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| \\|| `"\"""/---'|| \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. ,-' [_] .-. \ ; `\| ||-'/ ` \ \ /`""-.`\ | ; | EXCUSE ME I'M A PROFESSIONAL SIR PLEASE `.-|\_/ | ; ' | DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME \-._ / | | / |`--'| : ;_\_ /| |/ /\|, ) __..; `----' :`.`|/ / / | | ; .' `\' ; \/ : _ : : / / : AND FOR THE LAST TIME STAY BEHIND : _.'`.__.' | THE YELLOW LINE \ _.' \ / | | / `---.._ | `\ `.____ \ / | `------' \__|_,' fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-09.txt #3883 SIXTIES (Tue, 2010 Feb 9) __ `( o`_\ \ \ ` FREE LOVE, / / __WWWW__ BUT BAD HYGIENE ( / \ ) | | | | \| |/ ___vv__vv____ / `` '' \ |_____________| / \ nmf (_I__I_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-14.txt #3977 THUNDERBIRDS (Fri, 2010 May 14) .---. /_____\__ .===. _ _ `\/6.6\/--` / _/\ \ / )%.===.%( \ ( _ ) \/6.6\/ | // ,,, \\ | ,'---', ( _ ) \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. / _ \ _)---(_ /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ /\/ (_) \/\ / `~` \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) \ | (_) | / /\/ \/\ / /o o\ \ )( _ )( \| |/ \ | | / (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) |_____| \|_____|/ (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ | | | | L | / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) | | | |__|__| / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ \__|__/ | | | /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ |_|_| |_|_| `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) NO SPOILERS PLEASE !!!!11 I WANT TO FIND OUT FOR MYSELF IF THE YOUNG HEROES OF THE THUNDERBIRDS REUNITE WITH THEIR PARENTS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-25.txt #3899 GOODBYE (Thu, 2010 Feb 25) [ |\';c 'c :',;,'";,': ,-- ==- , ] | c ;, : '"-"' ; '~ ,- [ | c_/;'- ', ,' ~' ,-,|,';c .--. (_;__ / ( _ \ |\|; / /: :\ | | c ,=. ^ / . | c |-=----'._.--._-==-=-==:-,-=\ : /=-,.,:.=-== ] | \ '.__=-. \ .' ,-. [ |-. ( ' e\ | : / _ \ ';__ \ , ' . .-'-^ /, | \ / \ \ ,-'_,.-,) |; \!_ \|;. ;/._, \ '--' ) c , ^^= ^= '.__,''------' /\|, \|. , ,\|, .|/ \|/ /| \|/ ,;, ,|.? ^~^ .__ \; \|/ c , '"---.,._ \ | / , ,_,.- ; "', :|; ,; ; ,:/ , - , ;._ _.-=.,-=" ,= , -= , '_.-7_.--.,-="' , -= _AsH WELL IT'S BEEN A DECADE OF MAKING THIS SHIT AND I'M ALL OUT OF IDEAS SO GOODBYE TO ALL MY ONLINE FRIENDS FOREVER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-10.txt #3973 WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD (Mon, 2010 May 10) _,--', _._.--._____ .--.--';_'-.', ";_ _.,-' IT'S A HARD-KNOCK LIFE .'--'. _.' {`'-;_ .-.>.' '-:_ ) / `' '=. BUT WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD ) > {_/, /~) snd |/ `^ .' HORRIBLE UNCONTROLLABLE DIARRHEA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-19.txt #3893 OPERATION NEW DAWN (Fri, 2010 Feb 19) \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \ / /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ () - - /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ //\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\///\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\/\\\\\\\\\\\\ (\_ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ / \ | \ \ \ MORE LIKE OPERATION NEW DONG | | / / == ==== ff == File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-04.txt #3967 WALLPAPER (Tue, 2010 May 4) ____________ |_* *| Q: IS THIS WALLPAPER OR IS THIS JIZZ /)_)* |* |*| * *|* * \o/* * |* * * |\| * *|*|\* ejm__|/\*_*_|*| |* A: REPLY HAZY, TRY AGAIN / / \| |* |* \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-20.txt #4197 HOW MUCH (Mon, 2010 Dec 20) ____ | | \ [ ] ROCK HUDSON GAY | | \________ _|_|____________) OR /| / | __________) ||__ /____|,' ________| [ ] LIBERACE GAY |/_/| _|_______,' )( | | :|)( ejm )( )( (CHECK ONE) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-08.txt #4185 TYCHO BRAHE (Wed, 2010 Dec 8) .__ .-". LET ME NOT SEEM TO HAVE LIVED IN VAIN (o\"\ | | \_\ | | LET ME NOT SEEM TO HAVE LIVED IN VAIN _.---:_ | ("-..-" / LET ME NOT SEEM TO HAVE LIVED IN VAIN "-.-" / / | "--" AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-31.txt #4147 SPIRIT THE ROVER (Sun, 2010 Oct 31) --------------------------------------------------------------------- * * | o 8 .' | * l O ( j * .-. \ o `. / __ / `-._ `. _.' * * / `-'_ __ `. `-.__.-' .-. / \_\/_/ \_ .' \ / ____|___ '.___.--' \ _.-' \ =*= =o'=o `-._ --------.-(o))(o))-'))--------.---,---------- [nabis] \ \ FUCK IT'S COLD AND LONELY HERE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-25.txt #4141 THE MARTINI SPEAKS (Mon, 2010 Oct 25) . .---------.'---. '. : .' '. .::: .' DRINK ME AND THE UGLY PEOPLE AROUND YOU '.'::'.' MAGICALLY BECOME MORE ATTRACTIVE '||' || || mrz || ---====--- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-19.txt #4135 FRIGHTENING (Tue, 2010 Oct 19) ___ /,_ \ I DON'T KNOW WHAT ___ / / ___ THESE THINGS ARE // 7 / / // 7 BUT THEY SURE ARE (_-_/\_/ / (_D_/\___ FRIGHTENING \ / \ _ \ \ < / // / _\ \__ __/ /_7 \ ( \ ) / ( )/ mic \___\___/ (____\____/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-04.txt #4090 CLIPPY REPLACEMENT (Sat, 2010 Sep 4) /~\ | _ | WINDOWS 7 IS TOLERABLE I GUESS BUT SERIOUSLY || || || || || || || || | | WHOSE IDEA WAS IT AT MICROSOFT TO REPLACE "CLIPPY" WITH "RAPEY" `\/' GB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-29.txt #4053 IMDB KEYWORDS (Thu, 2010 Jul 29) -------------------------------------------------------------------------, [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [ -----------------------------------------------------------------------/ \|/ | O - ^^ | | _ _ | --O--|/ \ O ^^ | ^^ ||||| | ___ ( ) ( ) _/ /\ /|\ | --|-- | ^^ |O=O| |_ __/_|_\,_|___|___/ / \/\ |~~~~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~| ( - ) | `-O---O-' | /\ \/\_| / \ | .-~~~-. | -- -- -- -- -- / / /\ \ | ' ` | //| o |\\ |______________ | --------------------------------------------------------------_/ [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [' ------------------------------------------------------------' OTMK SPOILER ALERT! ROLLOVER TO VOTE OR VIEW PLOT KEYWORDS! DOGSHIT | DOGSHIT | DOGSHIT | DOGSHIT | DOGSHIT | DOGSHIT | DOGSHIT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-10.txt #4096 EXCESS GESTICULATION (Fri, 2010 Sep 10) //// !!!! _ \\\\ PENN JILLETTE GESTICULATES TOO MUCH ! -'/ _ |||| \ / \`-'''| THAT IS ALL FOR NOW \__| \ / ) | \__\_ ejm / | \ ( \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-15.txt #4039 LSM (Thu, 2010 Jul 15) ___ _ _.-"_< } ""--"" 7( I CALL IT THE *LAME*STREAM MEDIA /()) / )/ ^ ( \ / / /.' GET IT ?!?!?!?!? GHAGLHGALHGALHAGHLAGLHAGHAG // ______/L___ sexii File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-01.txt #4025 JUPITER'S BAND (Thu, 2010 Jul 1) ::: =, ; ;;=;;=== M ,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i= :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=; ==;====== =tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM ;tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM ;tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM ,=tYRBM;;tVB, ...., ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM .. ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM ;;.. ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM :;;:;=;,... .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM ;.,:,..... ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM; ....... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM ;t ... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM ,=.. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB :VMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;= ,;VBM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,:: ,,== WWT `,,,,,,, JUPITER'S BAND IS FADING BECAUSE OF MY JIZZ SORRY TO SAY IT SO BLUNTLY BUT I FIGURE IT'S BEST IF YOU HEAR IT ME FROM FIRST RATHER THAN FROM KECK OR JODREL BANK OR MAUNA KEA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-14.txt #4038 A MATTER OF SEMANTICS (Wed, 2010 Jul 14) ____ &&&&&&\\ / \&&&(/ ),> &&|\ \_ &&| ) I'M NOT A ***HOOKER*** I'M A ***CALL GIRL*** _ ) &.'/ / )__|/ /./| _)_) ( | \.--| \| ) !| /| /.__|_______ (_// .\_/______ ) _________( )|______________ ____________'..____.-'/ ||____________ _|___|___|___|___|___( ||__|___|___|_ _|___|___|___|___|_ \ |||___|___|_ _|___|___|___|___| )||__|___|_ / || PB \| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-11.txt #4097 JACKSON (Sat, 2010 Sep 11) dBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb BP YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb I GOT MY BIG RED CLASSIC ELECTRODYNAMICS dB YBb YBBBb BOOK AND THEY STILL WON'T LET ME dB YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb INTO THE STRIP CLUB Yb YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Yb YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Yb YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Yb YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Yb YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Yb dBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Yb dP=======================/ TURNS OUT THE NEW EDITION IS BLACK YbB=======================( Ybb=======================\ FUCKING ELITIST PHYSICS STRIPPERS Y888888888888888888DSI8888b File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-07-28.txt #4052 PI VS. TAU (Wed, 2010 Jul 28) _,..---..,_ INTERNATIONAL PI DAY !!!!!!! BLAM ,-"` .'. `"-, (( '.'.' )) `'-.,_ ' _,.-'` jgs `\ `"""""` /` PI IS A REALLY BAD IDEA AND SHOULD `""-----""` BE REPLACED WITH TAU !!!!!11 BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-09-05.txt #4091 CLEAN UNDERWEAR (Sun, 2010 Sep 5) ,==========, AHHHHHH, CLEAN UNDERWEAR | | | | `-./ \.-' (FORGED OUT OF SPLINTERY TIMBER AND CORRUGATED METAL) FL `.__.' IS THERE NOTHING MORE COMFORTABLE __ / /| /_/ \ ~\~\ \ \ \ \ / OOOOOH WHAT'S THIS THEN _ \ \ \ \_ \_ \ \ \_/ \ / \_\_\/ / _/ _| \_ _/ / \ cjr / \ \ / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-18.txt #4134 RARE EARTH METAL (Mon, 2010 Oct 18) __ __ .' `'._.'` '. I'M A RARE EARTH METAL | .--; ;--. | | ( / \ ) | \ ;` /^\ `; / :` .'._.'. `; OKAY FINE I'M NOT, I'M A PRETZEL BUT jgs '-`'.___.'`-' PLEASE DIG ME UP AND TREASURE ME ANYWAY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-24.txt #4140 THE LITTLE FRACTAL THAT COULDN'T (Sun, 2010 Oct 24) _______ _______ _______ _______ _______ | ___ | | ___ | | ___ | | ___ | | ___ | | | _| | | | _| | | | _| | | | _| | | | _| | | | |___| | | |___| | | |___| | | |___| | | |___| | |_______| |_______| |_______| |_______| |______ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ | _ | | _ | | _ | | _ | | _ | | _ | | | |_| | | |_| | | |_| | | |_| | | |_| | | |_| I WISH I WERE A FRACTAL | |_____| |_____| |_____| |_____| |_____| |____ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ | _| | _| | _| | _| | _| | _| | _| | _| | |___| |___| |___| |___| |___| |___| |___| |___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ INSTEAD I'M JUST A | |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_ SHITTY REPEATED PATTERN :-:_:-:_:-:_:-:_:-:_:-:_:-:_:-:_:-:_:-:_:-:_:-:_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-10-30.txt #4146 MOSQUITO (Sat, 2010 Oct 30) _____ '-----""(#) I'M A LOWLY MOSQUITO '---|||'\' tlb / | \ | SORRY ABOUT THAT WHOLE MALARIA THING TOTALLY ACCIDENTAL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-09.txt #4186 GEORGE SOROS (Thu, 2010 Dec 9) /\ GEORGE SOROS' FIRST LANGUAGE WAS ESPERANTO !!!!!!! __/ \__ `. .' x x NO WONDER HE'S SUCH A FAGGOT vwc /__(\__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-21.txt #4198 PREGNANT (Tue, 2010 Dec 21) , _cc, '.())(((c (((((()(c '(((('_ _' HANDS UP WHO'S PREGNANT WITH POO `((( \ (`\ - ' ) ( __ _.-' ' `. / , -' \ L ` . \ / ` | `c ) c ) J .\__. `---': | \__ \, | L /`\\\> L | / / J L c ' / \ / /\ \-.__.' .' . |`-___.' a:f : `8P / : .' / ` / .' / .' . .' L ' \` ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-05.txt #3968 AND NOW A WORD FROM A VIKING (Wed, 2010 May 5) , , |\ ,__ |\ \/ `. I'M A VIKING \ `-.:. `\ `-.__ `\=====| / /=`'/ ^_\ / .' /\ .=) / .-' .'| '-(/_| .' __( \ .'` /_.'` `. |` jgs \ | |/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-11.txt #3974 EASY INSTALL (Tue, 2010 May 11) .^._.^. | . . | EASY INSTALL ( --- ) .' '. |/ \| \ /-\ / OKAY I THOUGHT THAT MEANT SOMETHING ELSE V V File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-18.txt #3892 DRU BARRYMORE (Thu, 2010 Feb 18) _______ _.---/ .-- \. _./ __/ _,-' `-. DEAR DREW BARRYMORE, ,/ ,/ __/ \_ \. ,/ ,-' _ _,/ \. \ \_ YOU UNDERSTAND THAT NO ONE ,/ _,' _/##\ \. \__ `\ ACTUALLY THINKS YOU'RE SEXY | / ,/######\_ \ `\ \. | / ,/ \. \. \ \ RIGHT ???????// \./ / " " \ \ \ | | / #### ##### \ \ \. | | _' " " | \ \. | '- /===\ | \/===\ | \ \_| ( @ |/ | @ ) \ \ | / \__./ |\___/ \ \ | / ( / | | / / \__) | \ / / /_____\ | | ,- ( ########### ## i,/ ##### (=___=) ### ####-.-' ##### ### ###### ##### ############################## ############################ ######################### ############### S@yaN ############## File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-24.txt #3898 LITERALLY (Wed, 2010 Feb 24) ___ \\|| ,'_,-\ "LIFE" IS LITERALLY LATIN FOR "BETWEEN BEATOFFS" ;'____\ || =\=| || - | ,---'._--''-,,---------.--.----_, / `-._- _--/,,| ___,,--'--'._< /-._, `-.__;,,|' / ;\ / , ; / ,' | _ - ',/, ; ( ( | /, ,,; \ \ | ',,/,; \ \ | /, / ,; (| ,^.| / ,, ,/; `-'./ `-._,, ,/,; '-._ `-._,,; jrei |/,,`-._ `-. |, ,;, ,`-._\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-02-26.txt #3900 AHRYAN ASTYN (Fri, 2010 Feb 26) DEAR AHRYAN ASTYN, YOUR NAME MAKES ME LAUGH LOVE, HITLER, XOXO ___ / / (`\\ , c` 9\9 . ' ___.-| -_"/ /\===\|_/===\ /`< __ >/ __|,\ b'ger ( - | '|/o| '|- \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-07.txt #3970 PAINT ME A LIFE (Fri, 2010 May 7) ___ ,--[___]--, I'M GONNA PAINT ME A HAPPY LIFE / \ WITH A NICE WIFE AND A BIG HOUSE |,.--'```'--.,| , AND A TWO-CAR GARAGE AND A YACHT |'-.,_____,.-'| || |'-.,_____,.-'| || | | _||_ | P A I N T | ///\\\ | | HHHHHH |'-.,_____,.-'| |||||| WAIT THIS LOOKS KIND OF LIKE A DOG jgs `'-.,_____,.-'' |||||| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-05-13.txt #3976 CRAPINTOSH (Thu, 2010 May 13) __________________________ __..--/".' '. __..--"" | | | I CALL IT .......... / | | | / | | ___________________ | CRAPINTOSH !!!!!!!!11 ; | | :__________________/: | | | | | '.| | BWAHAHAHAHAHHA | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | WHAT DO YOU MEAN | | | | || | YOU'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE | | | |______......-----"\| | | | | |_______......-----" | | | | | EXCUSE ME BUT I MADE | | | | IT UP JUST NOW AND IT'S | | | ____----| OH SO CLEVER SO THERE'S | | |_____.....----|#######|---| NO POSSIBLE WAY ANYONE | | |______.....----"""" | COME ALSO COME UP WITH IT | | | | |. .. | | , | |... .... | | (c ----- """ .' ALSO I'VE GOT ONE ABOUT |..... ...... |\|_| ____......------"""|" MICRO*SLOTH* OR PERHAPS |. .... .......| |"""""" | MICRO*$*OFT BUT I'M '... ..... ....| | | STILL WORKING ON IT "-._ ..... .| | | "-._.....| | ___...---"""' I'LL KEEP YOU UPDATED "-._.| | ___...---""" """"" grp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-12-23.txt #4200 BEST CAKES (Thu, 2010 Dec 23) _____ _..--'''@ @'''--.._ MY FAVORITE CAKE ??!??!?! .' @_/-//-\/>/>'/ @ '. ( @ /_| |/<>' | NO I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANY FUCKING PEPSI TODAY OR EVER |\/ ./| | ./ | |/ | | | SIGNED, FUCK YOU | | `-,,,-' kol File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-05.txt #3848 MEDITATION RETREAT (Tue, 2010 Jan 5) ,, ", - c I REALLY SHOULD GO TO A MEDITATION RETREAT `-|\. / `\ NOT TO MEDITATE MYSELF MIND YOU (FUCK THAT SHIT) BUT RATHER (/ |_\ TO CUT THE HEADS OFF OF PASSIVE FUCKFACE DIPSHIT |__, | WHO WOULD DO THAT KIND OF DIPSHIT FAGGY NEW AGE CRAP | | | | YOU REALLY SHOULD TRY IT IT'S SURPRISINGLY RELAXING /___| b'ger === File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-11.txt #3854 SETEC ASTRONOMY (Mon, 2010 Jan 11) _._ .' `. | | "=======" $ ^ ^ $ TOO MANY SECRETS ` # ' `._.' _.'< ' >'-._ .' \ / ' / v \ / . .: . | . `' .: ` ' : ` :. `. : :. ` / \ : : < ) / \ : : : ` `*=---=* . / : ) | ' ` ) \` `.' :; | ( `\-. \( / |. \ ) ) ` ( `-' _Y- `'\' \ | )\ ) : ) \ : . \ ` | \ ` , ( : . :' \ \ ` | . \ : | ' ) \ \ : ) .' mb \ .' | | ( a:f \ (__| (__) \ .__.--..' ; | `-..--.--, \ +._____.-=__] [__.--===::-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-18.txt #4012 GUEST BLOGGER THIS WEEK (Fri, 2010 Jun 18) ( ) ( ) ( ) _ ) HERE'S MY GUEST BLOGGER FOR THIS WEEK (PICTURED LEFT) ( \_ _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) Krogg98 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-30.txt #4024 PENN POINT (Wed, 2010 Jun 30) _ |_t+.__________________......_ /;_ ;________________/ : \ t""o.\__ :---|------------------t-----^-`--' / I SURE HOPE WE'RE ALL WATCHING \__L___________________\____________\ PENN POINT REGULARLY (GUN TO HEAD) ""-. o .--. \--'/ l .-t+. \ ( l) ;"" : / l `--" o; Y """""";: .-. :\ :: '-' ;\ ;; : ; :: bug ;| ;'-------'; '"------"" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-24.txt #4018 R2D2 AND C3PO (Thu, 2010 Jun 24) ,-----. ,'_/_|_\_`. /<<::8[O]::>\ FORCING R2D2 TO BLOW ME, MAKING C3PO WATCH _|-----------|_ :::| | ====-=- | |::: :::| | -=-==== | |::: :::\ | ::::|()|| /::: ::::| | ....|()|| |:::: | |_________| | | |\_______/| | MAN ALIVE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME / \ / \ / \ Don `---' `---' `---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-09.txt #4064 GOD DOES NOT PLAY DICE (Mon, 2010 Aug 9) ......... :~, * * ~, EINSTEIN SAID THAT GOD DOES NOT PLAY DICE : ~, * * ~. : ~........~ : *: : ~'~, : : : ~' * ~, ~* : * : ,~' * * ~, ~,: :.~,* * ,~ : ~:.........:: ~, * ,~ : : * ~,,~ * : :* * * : * : ~, * : * ,~ valkyrie ~, : ,~ ~,:,~ BUT MY COCK AND BALLS SURE DO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-09.txt #3942 HAM RADIO (Fri, 2010 Apr 9) . . . .'. \ / \ / .'. .' '.' ' -= o =- -= o =- .' ' / | \ / | \ | | | THIS IS KE6GAY | | | .=====| CAN I JOIN YOUR HAM NET |=====. |.---.| |.---.| ||=o=|| ||=o=|| || || || || || || || || ||___|| ||___|| |[:::]| jgs |[:::]| '-----' '-----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-14.txt #3916 PLEASE STAND UP (Sun, 2010 Mar 14) _ _ _ | |_| |_| | | | | | WILL THE SHITTY WHITE RAPPER / | ,-. | | |((}| | PLEASE STAND UP / | |_))| | | (( | PLEASE STAND UP / | )) | | ((( | OKAY NEVER MIND FUCKING SIT THE FUCK DOWN | ))) | | (( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | \ | ))) | \ | ((( | _,, ~ \) | ))) | `-=\; {] |` | ((( | _ \\;_|/ | ))) | _\|/\_| | ((( | \ \|\ | ))) | ( )~~~ | ((( | | \ ejm ,| ` ,,,, / /,,,, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-21.txt #3954 TRIP (Wed, 2010 Apr 21) a. ---._ _`8P . OH GOD I TRIPPED OVER MY OWN DICK AGAIN ` \`| ___.8 / ( / __(P --. \ \( ( _. \\\ ___ |/_ ` \ `_,/ \--( ">'__.(-' `-/ `- \_( _____..stuMBLE (__.----. 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I'M INSULIN ,-.------+-.| ,-. ,--=======* )"("")===)===* ) I SWEAR SERIOUSLY JUST INSULIN NOT HEROIN o `-"---==-+-"| `-" OR ANYTHING O JW '--' JUST INJECT ME AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-29.txt #3931 CARBON EMISSIONS (Mon, 2010 Mar 29) __________________ .-' \ _.-''-._ / '-. OKAY FOLKS TIME TO LIMIT YOUR CARBON EMISSIONS .-/\ .'. .'. /\-. _'/ \.' '. .' './ \'_ AND BY CARBON I MEAN ACTUAL CARBON NOT :======:======::======:======: CARBON DIOXIDE OR ANYTHING '. '. \ '' / .' .' '. . \ : : / . .' '.' \ ' ' / '.' BASICALLY I'M SAYING YOU NEED TO STOP SHITTING ': \: :/ :' AND THEN BECOME COMPACTED AND DIE '. \ / .' '.\ /.' THEN WE CAN HARVEST YOUR CORPSE FOR DIAMONDS, miK '\/' IT'S WIN-WIN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-15.txt #3917 MEGAN MCARDLE (Mon, 2010 Mar 15) , /\.__ _.-\ /~\, __ /~ \ ./ \ CLIMBING MT. ,/ /_\ _/ \ ,/~,_.~'"\ /_\_ /'\ MEGAN MCARDLE / \ /## \ / V#\/\ /~8# # ## V8 #\/8 8\ /~#'#"#""##V&#&# ##\/88#"#8# #" #\#&"##" ##\ j# ##### #"#\&&"####/###& #"#&## #&" #"#&#"#'\ /#"#"#####"###'\&##"/&#"####"### # #&#&##"#"### \ J#"###"#"#"#"####'\# #"##"#"##"#"#####&"## "#"&"##|\ VK+Pr59 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-01.txt #3903 WOMEN ON SUBS (Mon, 2010 Mar 1) / ( . |\ . | I__ ___---~~~ | . _i_---~~~~ \_---~~~ _-\| :;.: /~ ____--~ __-~ ;: ___---~~~----~~~~ __--~ : : __---~~~ _ __--~ : _-~~ ___---~~_O __--~ .:(_ ~ ___---~~ *.::; ;;~~~------_____-----~~~~ -snafu- ***..; .ojO * .Ji'` ;`'` THE US NAVY IS GOING TO ALLOW WOMEN TO SERVE ON SUBMARINES I DON'T REALLY THINK I HAVE A JOKE HERE I JUST THINK THAT'S HOT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-08.txt #3941 BATTLEFIELD: BAD COMPANY 2 (Thu, 2010 Apr 8) __ (==) ## [] MY G3 BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD ', ', ', ', ', ', ', ', ', THE ***GRAVE***YARD THAT IS !!!!!!111 AAHHAHAHAHAHA || -cfbd- ## GET IT (NO YOU DON'T UNLESS YOU'VE PLAYED ~~ BATTLEFIELD: BAD COMPANY 2 A LOT AND UNLOCKED IT) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-08.txt #4063 SNIPE HUNT (Sun, 2010 Aug 8) ______________________________________ |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| |X ( ( ) ) \ \ X| HEY LET'S GO SNIPE HUNTING |X .----() ) ( ( )) | |X| |X/ | ___( ) ) ( )(( ) ) | |X| |X \V.---( ) /"> ( ( \ )_\\__/ |X| |X // || ( `-.,---. `X| |X // || / \ X| |X\// || \X| |X | _____/| X| |X | /,, ,, / X| WAIT THIS IS A FUCKING MOA |X)| /, ,, ,| X| AND/OR A KIWI AND THOSE ARE |X | \\|.,-' __ X| REAL (NEARLY UNBELIEVABLY) |X | |||| ( ^ X| |X | (| \\ ___ (;(~\X| SO I GUESS I FUCKED UP |X | ||_ \\_ /"_ \ ("_( "X| THIS GAG BUT GOOD |X \ (,),)(,),) / \_/ )( X| |X " "" " " " ^^ " "" X| |X "" " "" """ "" """ X| |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| snark^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-25.txt #4019 FLIP PHONES NOT SMARTPHONES (Fri, 2010 Jun 25) __i |---| FLIP PHONES ARE GOOD ENOUGH FOR JACK BAUER |[_]| SO THEY SHOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANYBODY |:::| |:::| I DISCOUNT HIS TREO IN THE LATER SEASONS `\ \ AS THEY'RE CLEARLY NONCANONICAL \_=_\ jsm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-10.txt #3853 IDEAS WORTH (Sun, 2010 Jan 10) | '`---..___ . : ``---.._| ' :`'--..___ | | . ---..._ : TED: IDEAS WORTH SMEARING | .' `. |---. ' / _.\|(O)| | ' .-' =| : | | .(b /@)() | | \_\_/ `-. | : ) -` --' | .'---,_ `-'| | | / / )`--' | | | .' ( \__.. : ' '/____ _ _`.____))| | |_] [_] | | | :\ ,' / | : |_`--- / ._ ,' `--' | LGB \__\___) | ``---...._| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-19.txt #4013 FOOTPRINTS (Sat, 2010 Jun 19) ,-. ( \()Oo `-,---. .-. \ | oO()/ ) \ \ NOTHING GROWS HERE EXCEPT FOOTPRINTS ,--- ,-' |_/ | / ,-. / _/ |_/ \_/ ,-. \_/ s-v File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-20.txt #4075 SURFACE INTERGRAL (Fri, 2010 Aug 20) . -- ~~~ -- . .-~ ~-. / \ / \ IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF INTEGRAL | | I'D BE A SURFACE INTEGRAL | | | | \ / \ / `-. .-' ~- . ___ . -~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-04.txt #3847 WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH? (Mon, 2010 Jan 4) \ / \ / | . | |----------| HOW OFTEN DO YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS? |--. .--| | \__/ | [ ] ONCE A WEEK | || | | || | [ ] ONCE A DAY _|__ || __|_ ( '-++-' ) [ ] TWICE A DAY ( - .. . ) ( _ -/\ . - ) [ ] MORE OFTEN THAN TWICE A DAY (. _ )( __ ) (____)(____) (NO WRITE-INS ALLOWED) .----` || '----. (_________)(____rs___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-29.txt #4176 KILLER APP (Mon, 2010 Nov 29) clap clap Clap clap clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap clap , clap clap clap Clap clap clap . \ ` Clap \ ( (\ ) / ` ` / _\ , \(") ___ .- )=| THE REAL KILLER APP IS THE PHRASE (` ') ' _ /'| "KILLER APP" !!!!!11111111 |-n___n ' (/\| a:f____________|_L___J__ < L _______________________ GUN TO HEAD, BRAINS ON WALL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-01.txt #4148 LAWN CHAIR (Mon, 2010 Nov 1) ( ) ) ( ( )) ) )( )) ))),, RELAXING ON MY LAWN CHAIR ( / /// _ _ / SMOKING MY CRACK PIPE _U___ < ) () / / \_- |. // \_| |,-"|// __ ,-" // / \ ,-" // I MEAN TOBACCO PIPE _ . --. ,--\," "--- // /\_/ \| "" -" "-. // YEAH TOBACCO PIPE \ \ | //| ,_\________________________//|| WELP ANYWAY OFF TO GO STEAL HUB CAPS '--------------------------, || // \\|| // utis \\| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-15.txt #4162 SCOUNDREL (Mon, 2010 Nov 15) . . + : . : _ . ! ' (_) ,|.' WHO IS ADM. AKEN BOSCH, AND - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - WHAT IS THAT OLD SCOUNDREL UP TO ,`|'`. , ! . : : " . --+-- .: . ! O!o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-03.txt #4150 MISSED HALLOWEEN (Wed, 2010 Nov 3) _(,__ __), (_,d888888888b,d888888888b d888888888888/888888888888b_) (_8888888P'""'`Y8Y`'""'"Y88888b HEY TALL, PRETTY LADY IN HER EARLY 40S Y8888P.-' ` '-.Y8888b_) ,_Y88P (_(_( )_)_) d88Y_, WHO'S DRESSED UP LIKE A 50S HOUSEWIFE Y88b, (o ) (o ) d8888P `Y888 '-' '-' `88Y` ,d/O\ c /O\b, \_/'.,______w______,.'\_/ .-` `-. HALLOWEEN WAS TWO DAYS AGO / , d88b d88b_ \ / / 88888bd88888`\ \ THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN CHARMING AND NOW / / \ Y88888888Y \ \ IT JUST MAKES YOU CRAZY \ \ \ 88888888 / / `\ `. \d8888888b, /\\/ `.//.d8888888888b; | BUT HOT |/d888888888888b/ d8888888888888888b BUT CRAZY ,_d88p""q88888p""q888b, `""'`\ "`| /`'""` `. |===/ WAIT SHOULDN'T YOU BE VOTING > | | / | | | | | | Y / \ / / jgs | /| / / / / | OH RIGHT I FORGOT WOMEN CAN'T VOTE /=/ |=/ `"` `"` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-17.txt #4164 FREE HENTAI (Wed, 2010 Nov 17) | m1a | | FREE HENTAI / | \ \ | / . --\|/-- , '--|___|--' ,--|___|--, ' /\o o/\ ` + + + ` ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-12.txt #3855 BROOM (Tue, 2010 Jan 12) _ /\) _ OFER _ / / (/\ /\) ( Y) \ \ JESUS CHRIST WILL YOU FAGGOTS CLEAN UP YOUR COCKS / / "" (Y ) AFTER YOU'RE DONE PLAYING WITH THEM I'M TIRED ( Y) _ "" OF FUCKING CLEANING UP AFTER YOU QUEER COCKSUCKERS "" (/\ _ \ \ /\) (Y ) / / OKAY FINE "" ( Y) GET OUT THE FAGGOT BROOM WE GOTTA GET READY FOR COMPANY Krogg "" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-06.txt #3849 2K10 (Wed, 2010 Jan 6) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | | /| |\ |\ |\ / |\ |_| |___| _ _ _ | \ | _ / | _ _ ,_ _ | | / | | \ | \ / | | \ | /_\ / / | \___|//_\ / | | ` / \ \| |/\_|/|_/_/|_/_/\_| \| \| \__/\_\_| /| \__/\_|/| \_/ ' | | /| ` ( | | | \| \| . `: : : . : . [""] | | | | | | : .'--`. _..-~-.._ : .: /`.__.'\ .' `. : . / \ .' .-'''''-. `. ,-'``'-. ; ; / ,' XII `. \ |`-..-'| | ,--. | / / /|\ \ \ | . :| |_.','`.`._| | ; | ; | | . : | |--'1997`--| | |IX o III| | |`-..-'| || | | | | | ; ; | \::::::/ ||)|/|)|)|\| | \ / | `::::' |._ ~**~ _.| ------| `. V I ,' |----)(----| `-..-' |------- _____j `-.....-' | )( | |,--. ____/ / /\\ ,-._.--------.-.-' ,-')('-. | |\`;/ .-()___ : |`.!,-'`'/`-._ (___) ( ' ` )`-._ _.-'|;,| `-, \_\__\`,-'>-.,-._ `-....-' ```` `--' hjw `-._ (`- `-._`-.` WELL IT'S A NEW YEAR AND I'M GOING TO WRITE IT AS "2K10" NOT EVEN SAVING A FUCKING CHARACTER ANYMORE LIKE A CUNTBALL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-22.txt #4077 PARAPPA (Sun, 2010 Aug 22) itz -_ `-;-_ ,--.__ MORE LIKE PARAPPA THE RAPIST AM I RIGHT FOLKS `-;-/. ,/\-`. _//"\\ l'/Y=| /'-? \\ `;\-| ,' ;/ \\ \|; ./' ;' \\ \( ,-" _;' \\ ` ,-'_;-" \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-27.txt #4021 GROWING ON ME (Sun, 2010 Jun 27) _______ I'VE NEVER REALLY GOTTEN INTO SOCCER BUT I'VE BEEN | _ | WATCHING THE WORLD CUP AND I'VE GOT TO ADMIT IT'S o |_o=-- | REALLY GROWING ON ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! () o SM |\, ^ /|\ | | | A PHRASE THAT, SHOULD YOU EVER HEAR, AUTHORIZES YOU TO SHOOT THE SPEAKER ON SIGHT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-17.txt #3919 WISHING WELL (Wed, 2010 Mar 17) __ .'/\'. .'-/__\-'. .'--/____\--'. .'--./______\.--'. .'--../________\..--'. .'--.._/__________\_..--'. .'--..__/____________\__..--'. .'--..___/______________\___..--'. WHOOPS '========'================'========' [_|__] [_|__] =[__|_]=====""=====[__|_]==. [_|__] '| [_|__] | DROPPED ANOTHER HOOKER [__|_] |' [__|_] | DOWN THE WISHING WELL [_|__] .--JL--. [_|__] '===O [__|_] \====/ [__|_] [_|__]_.-| .; |-._[_|__] [__|_]'._ \__/(_.'[__|_] [.-._] [_.-.] [_.-.'--..____..--'.-._] (o) [(_.' .-. .-.'._)\ (o) (\'/) [ .-. (_.'.-. (_.' .-.](\'/) ;: [ (_.'.-. (_.' .-. (_.'| ;:' ;: [ .-. '._) .-. '._).-. ] ;:. [(_.' .-. '._) .-.'._)] (o) /.-. (_.'.-. (_.' .-.];:(o) (\'/)['._).-. (_.' .-.(_.'] (\'/) [ (_.'.-. .-.'._) \ ;: ;:' '-._ '._) '._) _.-' LGB `---..____..---' ;:` ;:' ;:'.:; ;;" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-03.txt #3905 MOBY (Wed, 2010 Mar 3) ,---------. ||"""""""|| || || AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW |/-->&<--\| | (._.) | IS MOBY CRYING ABOUT NET NEUTRALITY AGAIN ?!?!?!?!? | ( @ ) | | /|`"|\ | //(_\___/_)\\ \\_()___()_// `+---I---+' |\(_)|(_)/| _|j"""""""|j_ | |_______| | |_| |_| hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-22.txt #3955 EXCALIBUR (Thu, 2010 Apr 22) _ (_) |=| I'M EXCALIBUR |=| /|__|_|__|\ ( ( ) ) PULL ME OUT OF A STONE \|\/\"/\/|/ TO PROVE YOU'RE A TRUE FAGGOT | Y | | | | | | | _| | | __/ | | |\ / \ | | | \ __| | | | /\/ | | | |\ < +\ | |\ /> \ > + \ | LJ | + \|+ \ < \ (O) + | ) | \ /\ ( | ) (o) \/ ) _\\|//__( | )______)_/ \\|// File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-23.txt #3956 HIPPOS (Fri, 2010 Apr 23) I'M A CAT / I'M A DOG / / \ ,-'''''-.:-^-._ _,-^-;,-'''''-. / ' ( ` _\ /_ ` ) ` \ \ \ _ .,-' `-., _, ; / jrei )_\-._-._((_( )_))_,-_,-/_( File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-02.txt #3904 RIPLEY (Tue, 2010 Mar 2) _____ _____ // _/__ // _/__ // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / /| _// / /| _// / / // / / / // / / ___J_C_ /__/________________________________J_C_ /__/_________ -----/ C__C% % % %\ /% % % % % / C__C---------- /_// / /% % % % %\ /% % % % % / / / /||/__/% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %|/__/| /%|%_%_%_% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %_%_%_%| \_|/ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) \| | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) / | (% % % % % %\/% % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % %% % % % % %) / | (% % % % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % % %% % % % %) / VK | (% % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % %% % % %) / \ |- - - - - - | / `\.____/______________\____./' AWWWW YEAH BEATING OFF TO SIGOURNEY RIPLEY IN ALIEN WITH HER BEE STING TITS AND '70S PANTIES OH JESUS CHRIST THE ALIEN GHGLHALHLBHGLLG RUINING EVERYTHING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-16.txt #3918 FRED ASTAIRE (Tue, 2010 Mar 16) ____ _[____]_ ( '7') __)(^_ I'M DEAD BUT I CAN STILL DANCE BETTER THAN YOU / ,C^D,\ / /||:||\\ \ \|/:\|// `\\~~~|/ ,##\7|\ \ |#| \ \ |#| / / jgs |#|/_/ |#|\ \ (#_\`' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-26.txt #4020 ROLLING STONE COVER (Sat, 2010 Jun 26) .-----------. .------------. :`.__________` :`.____________` .-----.._ '.'_.------._.' `.|__.-------..' |`-..___.'| | ||__..| | |-._ __ | | |.... || |-._`--..__ |.'---. .::/ / | | | | ___ `-| | | _ || | | | | | | \ `. _.-.` -`.|_| `.|.' /`. `. '.|_\ `|.' | | | | || `. `. '. `. `- _ _ | `.__` _ _ `.|.' | ||`. \ \ | `. __`. _ _ `. | | `-- _ _ '.|| \ `.____. /`. | | .'`---...____ `'---' _ _ _ | | `.|_..-' | /`|__.' |`---...___ . | `-- ______________________`.|_| | ` | | | | '| `---...____|.' _ |`._-_______-______-_____`. | | | .| | | | _ | | | | | '| `- '.| ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' || | | ' `| | | / | | |'| | _ |'.__.-------.__.-----.__.'| | .- |\ | | |' | | | | | | | `-- _ | |..| | |''| -| |::| `.|_..-' | \ `|_.' _ | | |_| '. | .`-._ | | | - | | | _ | | | `-- .' '. | | | | | | |`. `. _ | | | _ | | | | | | _ `. '-. _ '._|.' | | | | `.__`. | | | __ | | |__ | | | `-- _ | `''''. _ `-.|.' '. | | `|__| ___ `.|__| _ `.|__| / LGB : _ _ `.|_.-' `- _ _ .' `-._______.::.__ `- _ _ ___.:::.__.-' `----.....__..------------` LADY GAGA ISN'T EVEN HOLDING THOSE ASSAULT RIFLES CORRECTLY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-07.txt #3850 LONDON KEYS (Thu, 2010 Jan 7) .. "$ber LONDON KEYS IS GOING DOWN / GOING DOWN / GOING DOWN =3$$c. czd$$% *$$c. .e$$$P -ee$$$$.. """ ^"*$$$$$C "" " *.Gilo94' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-23.txt #4078 LADY GAGY LYRICS (Mon, 2010 Aug 23) ,(()). ,;;;;. __ ________ _____ ___ ((_ _));'_`'_( _| __ __ __ _| _| _| __ __ () \ /)\ ) / (_|__ _|-_| _(_|(_|(_|__ _|-- ((\ O(() \ O / _____(_|(_|_____________(_|_ SSt LET'S ANALYZE LADY GAGA LYRICS: FUCKING STUPID OKAY DONE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-13.txt #3856 THE BAR EXAM (Wed, 2010 Jan 13) ___ # |/ ? | , )\ /__/\ \____ ##### ,- / \_/ \ _/_ #### /\,_\ |/| / < _____ _> \ [.[.]-=## ) "\ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\- /_ )# \ ___Y. _____'-'______|\/______________ |__ # __)/ [_______________________________] \___/ /) \ | | .'\$/\`-. /|| .| | _...._ | ( `.Y.' ( ) __;_||__|_______| ,-' '-_ |____|:__o___|_|_ [________________| / \ |________________] | | | . | | | | | | | | | | \ / | | ____| | -_ ,- | |____ | | `-...,-' | | | | | DP | |_______________|_____________________________|_______________| PRETTY SURE ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO PASS THE BAR EXAM IS TO WATCH THE TACTICS USED IN LAW & ORDER EPISODES OBJECTION !!!!! ASSUMES FACTS NOT IN EVIDENCE AND ALSO BANGING CLAIRE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-16.txt #4163 AND GO HOME (Tue, 2010 Nov 16) .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. THAT'S IT / // \ / \ | // : | ......::::: I'M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / WELL, BOTH OF THEM `._// _.' `._ _.' `"----"' `"----"' AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-02.txt #4149 ROBOT OWL (Tue, 2010 Nov 2) ____________ /____________\ / / _\__/_ \ \ I'M A ROBOT OWL || // \\// \\ || || \\_//\\_//.|| SUCK MY FUCKING ROBOT DICK |_\__/_<>_\__/_| / \ / || || \ /// \\\ //| |\\ / \\ // \ |U'U|'---____---'|U'U| |____________________| \ / | | | | m1a ____| |____ |\__/| |\__/| | / \ | | / TOMY \ | |/________________\| |__________________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-06.txt #4153 THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA (Sat, 2010 Nov 6) ___ ,~,/|.,.| ((( |_=_| THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: (-``-. | THE MASSIVE UNCONTROLLABLE SHIT \ /\)/ | ( / )) / \| ejm \) |) -- _- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-12.txt #4159 A CAREER IN PAINTING (Fri, 2010 Nov 12) , ,'| ( ; ,\ _..-'';,'._,',' ,-' ,-. //,-,:\'. I WANT TO BE A PAINTER !!!!!!!!!!!! _ ,' _ `-'// >',',-.\ / \ ,' (_) //,',' `-' : HUNG BY THE NECK UNTIL SMARTER (DEAD) /`-'\ /,-. //',' _ | : _ : : `-' _//,' (_) | |\/ \/| : (//') _ ; || || `._.,-. `-' _ (_) / || || ,','/;. (_) ,' || || `-' // \ _.' ||SSt|| // `-..-'' SSt `' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-22.txt #4016 HELEN KELLER JOKES (Tue, 2010 Jun 22) _____ | D I'M ALL OUT OF HELEN KELLER JOKES | | | | \___| _ || _______ -( (- |_'(-------) '-' | / _____,-\__..__|_____Pr59 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-17.txt #3860 WHAT'S WORSE (Sun, 2010 Jan 17) ,-, ,',' `, ,' , ,',' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,', ,' ,' , ,,' ,' ,', ,' ,' , , ,' __,',___',' __,,,,,,,------""""_ __,-"""""_`=-- _..---.____.--'''''''''''_,---' _; --' ___,-'___ ,':::::,--.::'''''' ''''''' ___,--' __,-'; __,-""" ;:::::,' |::'' '''' '===)-' __; _,--' ;---'' |:: @,' ;:;\ ''''==== =),--'_,-' ` )) ; `:::' _;:/ `._=== ===)_,-,-' ` ) ` ; I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE | ;--.;:::; ` `-._=_)_.-' ` ` ) /`-._ ' `-:. ` ` ` ) ) ,'`-.. \ THE EARTHQUAKE IN HAITI `:_ ` ` ) _,' | : `-._ ` _-- _,-' | : OR GIANNA MICHAELS' `----..\ \' | | RETIREMENT _\ \ | : _____ jrei _,--'__,-' : : _______ ()___ '-------.....__,'_ --'___________ _,--'--\\-'''' _____ `-------.....______\\______ _________,--._-'---'''' `==' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-27.txt #4082 PHYSICS COOKIES (Fri, 2010 Aug 27) ,~, (((} LEONARD SUSSKIND EATS COOKIES -''-. WHILE HE GIVES LECTURES !!!!!!! (\ /\) ~______\) | `\ ~~~( | ') | )____( | /|/ ` /| \ \ / | PASS IT ON (BUT DON'T TELL THE CENTAUR) ejm |\|\ /| |\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-03.txt #3846 GENERIC PRONOUNS (Sun, 2010 Jan 3) ///"\ |6 6| \ - / PEOPLE WHO USE "SHE" OR "HER" AS GENERIC PRONOUNS .@@@. __) (__ OR, WORSE YET, TO MAKE A SMARMY LITTLE POINT ABOUT @6 6@/ \./ \ SEXISM NEED TO BE BEATEN INTO A COMA ONLY TO RECOVER @ = @ : : : \ SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY (HEY I'M NOTHING IF NOT MERCIFUL) _) (_'| : |) ) /' \./ '\ : |_/ / /\ _ /\ \=o==|) \ \ ) (/ /%|%%' '7/ \7%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | | %%|%% |_.._| /_|_\ pjb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-27.txt #3960 PLEASE OH PLEASE (Tue, 2010 Apr 27) ___ .-' `. / ._} __.-' .' ___...---"" / _.-"\ .-' / { { / / .' __.-'"; ; / _.-' >_..-' / / { _ [ .-' _.-; '-. .-' / '. / __{ \ '-.' | ; PLEASE OH PLEASE / \ _ '-.__; __.-' ; DON'T LICK MY DICK /_. { _.-' ; / \ "-.___. [ / _.-'\ '-._] \ } / / \ '-./ { '. '-. .' \ '--...___ .-'{ \ """"-----"" / fsc '-.___ .-' `-...______..---""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-12.txt #3914 SHITTING AN X (Fri, 2010 Mar 12) _, ____ \_ ` , `P I'M MAY BE A SHITTING A P |/--\ / jgs "` "` BUT IT'S BETTER THAN SHITTING AN X File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-06.txt #3908 NSFW (Sat, 2010 Mar 6) __ |\ IS NSFW AN AUSTRALIAN STATE OR WHAT ,'`/ (,| \ ,' | | \ ( |----|____\ \ ,|_, | ./ (_/ `^|`~,/ `-^' (ONLY AUSSIES WILL GET THIS JOKE __ SO IT'S KIND OF A WASTE) KG \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-07.txt #3909 SHRIMPSS [SIC] (Sun, 2010 Mar 7) ............ ',_;__;__;___;;;;/// 1. THE PLURAL OF SHRIMP IS SHRIMPS ',_;__;__;__;'''\\\\ | | 2. THE PLURAL OF SHRIMPS IS SHRIMPSS '.________.' DCA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-13.txt #3915 CRYING (Sat, 2010 Mar 13) `;.`;'. `;);.(~;(`; `(;);;;;;);(::` WAIT IS SHE CRYING ??!?!?!? ;)(; ; ;;~;;;(; `(`;;~- -~(;~;)`) ;(`;) ' ;);;; ; `;);;(;`\ ^_/(;)~;;); (;);.;) ':);( ..(; `'((;); )(.');`: ;.' );("'(""/; ;`.) | | / / \ \;);: | |/ /WwW\ \;`' \ /) .X.\ \ AWWW YEAH THAT TOTALLY GETS ME OFF TS \_/ .X. \_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-26.txt #3959 DEVOLUTION (Mon, 2010 Apr 26) __ _/ =\ ONE DAY I'LL EVOLVE INTO A WICCAN ,' .__) / | |/ SAD HUH | | |\ ( | |.) / /_/< _/ /\ \ ,-'__,' \ | ) / | |_ Stef "" \___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-26.txt #4081 GROUND ZERO DATABRAIN (Thu, 2010 Aug 26) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ | @ @ | | | @ @ /#\ /#\ /#\ @ @ (###) /#####\ (###) @ @ | | | /#########\ | | | @ @ |@| /#\| /\ /#############\ /\ |/#\ |@| @ @ | | (##/#\ /##\ (###############) /##\ /#\##) | | @ @ |@| |(###) (####) _\#############/_ (####) (###)| |@| @ @ | | |#| |___|/\|__|_________________|__|/\|___| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###||||###|######/^\######|###||||###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###|##|###|####/ \####|###|##|###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###|/\|###|##/ \##|###|/\|###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###||||###|#( )#|###||||###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###|##|###|##\ /##|###|##|###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###|/\|###|###| |###|###|/\|###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###||||###|###| |###|###||||###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###||||###|###| |###|###||||###| |#| | | @ @ _|_|___|#|_|###|##|###|###|_______|###|###|##|###|_|#|___|_|_ @ @ |###|###################################################|###| @ @ |###|###############/|=================|\###############|###| @ @ /-------------------/ /=================\ \-------------------\ @ @ / / / --------------- \ \ \ @ @ / / /#####################\ \ \ @ @/ / /###|###| |###|###\ \ \@ @ / /|###|###| |###|###|\ \ @ @ / /||###|###| |###|###||\ \ @ @ / /\/|###|###| |###|###|\/\ \ @ @ / /|##|###|###| |###|###|##|\ \ @ @ / /#||||###|##/ \##|###||||#\ \ @ @______________/ /##|\/|###|#( )#|###|\/|##\ \_________________@ @ | /###|##|###|##\ /##|###|##|###\ | @ @spb |/|###||||###|####\ /####|###||||###|\| @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ PLEASE DON'T LET THE STROGG BUILD AN ADVANCED DATABRAIN CENTER ON THE FIRST STROGG ATTACK SITE NEAR DALLAS (LIKE THE ONE IN AREA 22) I MEAN IT'S NOT A CONSTITUTIONAL ISSUE BUT REALLY GUYS CAN'T THEY JUST REALIZE THAT THE SURVIVORS MIGHT TAKE OFFENSE GIVEN THE BILLIONS OF HUMANS KILLED OR STROGGIFIED AND PLEASE ASK THEM TO BUILD IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, MAYBE WITH A TAX BREAK TO SWEETEN THE DEAL FOR INSTANCE HOW ABOUT THEY BUILD IT RIGHT UP THEIR FUCKING ASSES (ANY SIMILARITIES TO CURRENT EVENTS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-02.txt #3845 MATURE VIP SINGLES (Sat, 2010 Jan 2) `/\ ____/ / OKAY FACEBOOK THE MORE YOU SHOW ME _ / ___ \ ADS FOR "MATURE VIP SINGLES" \\_!_________(_/_/ \ \ THE MORE DEPRESSED I GET <#|=====|______ / /__/ / C|=====|---' \__/ / |-|-|~ / /---' / / |_____| jiri File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-16.txt #3859 FRED ROGERS (Sat, 2010 Jan 16) ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, )\_) \_ / TIME TO BEAT OFF TO FRED FRIENDLY _/|/_ _// ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ I MEAN FRED ROGERS / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ WHATEVER THEY'RE BOTH DEAD ANYWAY ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-23.txt #4017 NEURODIVERSITY (Wed, 2010 Jun 23) __, . .-.="j. "-:._.f "_ HEY IDIOT FUCKING ASPIE DIPSHITS: ." __."" "-'.;" "._f". .g88s..g88s.g88s..;g88s..g88s..g88s. 68888968888988889;688889688889688889 SCHIZOPHRENICS AND SOCIOPATHS AND "^88^""^88^"^88^";:"^88^"^88^""Y888^" PSYCHOPATHS AND CHILD MOLESTERS ft][tftf][ftt][tfjjd][jddj][jdjj][dj AND RAPISTS AND MURDERERS AND " ][ " "][ ""][ /\"][ "" ][" ""][" SERIAL KILLERS ARE ALL / \ "NEURODIVERSE" TOO / \ / \ fsc / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-13.txt #4160 OLD MACDONALD (REPRISE) (Sat, 2010 Nov 13) /\ __ \ .-':::. OLD MACDONALD SUCKED A DICK / \ :::::|\ |,\:::'/ \ NOW THE SONG ENDS HERE `.:::-' \ `-. \ ___ `-. | .-'';:::. `-.-' / ',''.;;;\ | ','','.''| |\ ' ,',' /' `.`-.___.-;' AsH `--._.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-07.txt #4154 RUDOLPH (Sun, 2010 Nov 7) Y THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER ('. /( ALTHOUGH IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A CHICKEN TO ME (,}} ~{{'' g3 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-11.txt #4158 LESSONS FROM BATTLESTAR GALACTICA (Thu, 2010 Nov 11) _,--', _._.--._____ .--.--';_'-.', ";_ _.,-' IF BATTLESTAR GALACTICA HAS TAUGHT ME .'--'. _.' {`'-;_ .-.>.' ANYTHING IT'S THIS: '-:_ ) / `' '=. ) > {_/, /~) - ALL ASIANS ARE CYLONS snd |/ `^ .' - THEY ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED - THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE HEY IT'S NOT ME IT'S BATTLESTAR GALACTICA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-05.txt #4152 THE CONTEPLATIVE RHINOCEROS (Fri, 2010 Nov 5) .--------------------------------------------. ( WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS I REINCARNATED FROM ) //'--------------------------------------------' / , _.-~~-.__ __.,----. ('; __( ) ~~~'--..--~~ '. ( . \"..-' ')| . \ '. \\. |\.' ; . ; ; ; \ \'" /9) ' . ; ; ; ) ) ( ' . ; ' . ) _ __.-'-._ ; ' . , /\ ; '-'"'--' ; "-. '. ' _.-( ". ( ; \,) )--,..----';' > ; . \ ( | / ( / . ; , , ) | ; .( . , ) / \ ; ,;'-PjP;.';.-.;._,;/;,;)/;.;.);.;,,;,;,,;/;;,),;.,/,;.).,;, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-18.txt #4073 SIGN MY PETITION (Wed, 2010 Aug 18) ,, ". SIGN MY PETITION BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THOSE , " . :;_\,_: HAVE ALWAYS WORKED THROUGHOUT HISTORY ;__\,_: .. /` , . /` , ``. " IN PARTICULAR THE ONE PETITIONING THE BIG ejm ` . " BANG TO KEEP THE RACKET DOWN SURE WORKED WELL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-21.txt #4015 QUITTING (Mon, 2010 Jun 21) ____ / \ | STOP | NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER \ __ / || || || || WELL, EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE WHO GET OFF ON QUITTING I GUESS || ~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-28.txt #3871 FRAK (Thu, 2010 Jan 28) _ _ |-._ - - _ |-._| DEAR NERDS WHO SINCERELY O (). _ | USE THE WORD "FRAK" FROM '(_) __|__ BATTLESTAR GALACTICA AS [__|__|_|_] AN EXPLETIVE: ~~ _|_ _|_ _|_ ~~ ~~~ |__|__|_| __ | | | ~~ ~~~ |_|__|__| GROW A FUCKING SET AND HH_|___|___|__.--" ~~~ ~~ /|__|__|_| USE REAL BAD WORDS |__________.-" ~~~~ ~~~ / |_|__|__| ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ / |_| |___| THANK YOU FOR LISTENING ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~~ / jrei File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-09.txt #4003 RUSSELL BRAND (Wed, 2010 Jun 9) , \`.__. WHY DOES ANYONE GIVE A SHIT AT ALL ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND ANYWAY `._,' shimrod File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-24.txt #4079 CONIC SECTIONS (Tue, 2010 Aug 24) __,..--'"" _,..--'"" _,..-'"" _,..-'" _,.-'" _.-'" _.-" .-' .' PARABOLA / BA DEE BEEDEBE ; PARABOLA ; BA DEBE DEE \ PARABOLA `. BA DEE BEDEBE BADEBE BADEBE DEE DEE DE-DE DE-DE-DE `-. "-._ "`-._ "`-.,_ "`-..,_ ""`-..,_ ""`--..,_ itz ""`--..,__ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-30.txt #4085 TOSH.0 (Mon, 2010 Aug 30) [ |\';c 'c :',;,'";,': ,-- ==- , ] | c ;, : '"-"' ; '~ ,- [ | c_/;'- ', ,' ~' ,-,|,';c .--. (_;__ / ( _ \ |\|; / /: :\ | | c ,=. ^ / . | c |-=----'._.--._-==-=-==:-,-=\ : /=-,.,:.=-== ] | \ '.__=-. \ .' ,-. [ |-. ( ' e\ | : / _ \ ';__ \ , ' . .-'-^ /, | \ / \ \ ,-'_,.-,) |; \!_ \|;. ;/._, \ '--' ) c , ^^= ^= '.__,''------' /\|, \|. , ,\|, .|/ \|/ I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT A "TOSH.0" IS AND /| \|/ ,;, ,|.? ^~^ I'D LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH .__ \; \|/ c , '"---.,._ \ | / , ,_,.- ; "', :|; ,; ; ,:/ , - , ;._ _.-=.,-=" ,= , -= , '_.-7_.--.,-="' , -= _AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-14.txt #3857 IN SEARCH OF (Thu, 2010 Jan 14) ______ .-' `-. .' `. / \ ; ;` | / |; ; / / / ;| '\ / / / / ; \`. / / .' / `.`-._____.-' .' / /`_____.-' / / / / / / LEONARD NIMOY'S IN SEARCH OF MY BALLS / / / / / / NOTE: HE HASN'T FOUND THEM YET (THEY'RE VERY SMALL) / / / / / / STAY TUNED !!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 / / / / / / / / / BKN \/_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-30.txt #3963 PARTHENON (Fri, 2010 Apr 30) J""--____ __.._ F i"""--__"" ""-_ J.'| """--__ "-_ + |_____ """--__"""-_ .' ,' | L J"T"-----____ """--__ + +| | L J | J | LJ LJ"T----___| .',' | | | J | J | LJ LJ JJ JJ JJ +,'| | | | J | J J LJ LJ JJ JJ || .'+| | | | | J J J J L L | L LLJJ JJ .''.' | | | | J J J L L L L | L LL LL LL |,' | | | | | J J J L L | L J J L| L| L| J | | | | | | J J J L L | | J J |J |J |J ___J | | | | | | LJ L L | | | J LJ LJ LJ L__________________ | | | | | |__|__LJ__L_L_|_|_J-------------"-__ | | |_L---"" . ""--_____ _-'--"" . hs . WAIT WHAT SOVEREIGN DEFAULT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHAT EVEN IS A "SOVEREIGN DEFAULT" I'M THE FUCKING PARTHENON WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THIS JESUS CHRIST I'M JUST BARELY STANDING HERE AND YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO ABSORB THIS SHIT AND OFFER ADVICE ???? WHAT ARE YOU STUPID I'M GREEK WE ONLY KNOW HOW TO FUCK SHEEP AND RACK UP DEBT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-24.txt #3957 JERKNAPS (Sat, 2010 Apr 24) ____ || | ALL THIS DESK IS MISSING IS JERKNAPS AND LOTION ||___| _)__<__ _ _ |____|__|:|___|:|_ | |_.---._|___| _ | o| | | |_o_| | || |/| |\| | |_||____|`\___/'|___| V _/-\_ fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-05.txt #3907 WORLD CAN'T WAIT (Fri, 2010 Mar 5) ,,,,,, o#'9MMHb':'-,o, .oH":HH$' "' ' -*R&o, dMMM*""'`' .oM"HM?. WORLD CAN SURE AS SHIT WAIT ,MMM' "HLbd< ?&H\ .:MH ."\ ` MM MM&b . "*H - &MMMMMMMMMH: . dboo MMMMMMMMMMMM. . dMMMMMMb *MMMMMMMMMP. . MMMMMMMP *MMMMMP . `#MMMMM MM6P , ' `MMMP" HM*`, ' :MM .- , '. `#?.. . ..' -. . .- ''-.oo,oo.-'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-11.txt #3913 DIED FOR YOUR SINS (Thu, 2010 Mar 11) __ HEY LET'S ALL JUST KEEP IN MIND THAT MY BONER TOTALLY /_/\/\ DIED FOR YOUR SINS \_\ / /_/ \ (NO IT DID NOT, IT'S TOTALLY TAKING FALSE CREDIT, \_\/\ \ IN FACT IT'S STILL ALIVE) \_\/ (OKAY ONLY JUST BARELY ALIVE) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-18.txt #3951 YOUR MOTHER (Sun, 2010 Apr 18) _\\''/ -- o_o THIS IS YOUR MOTHER // .__/ / _/ I'VE HAD A BAD DAY ,` , \ |\ \_)___ ) \___,.-._) / / /\ | | |-\ |--..___/| \_____/__(__`-,--._.' gnv File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-10.txt #3912 FILF (Wed, 2010 Mar 10) _....._ .--. _.-' `-._ o/o-;;; ( `-._ _.-' ) (_, z) IF THERE ARE MILFS THEN `:-._'---'_.-:' ,,,, _|-' / WHY ARE THERE NO FILFS ????? : `'''`_,-/`-._ /.. ) /\`--/"\ : [_./_ /_ _(_& _P / \_/, | : :`-/(_`_____ _\-'_/___/ /| : _.-: 8 \=__))____/ | : |'_.-: \_ | / F : | : : //`7/ / / : | :.-: (( (( L_______/ : |o : /_>/_> / Y / : |_.-': / / / : : J J J OH RIGHT I KNOW IT'S BECAUSE (`'-._____,-'`) | | | WOMEN DON'T LIKE FUCKING | | | | | | | _J__J__J (_ _) (__(_____) cjr'-..___..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-19.txt #3952 GENIETTE (Mon, 2010 Apr 19) ___ /,,,\ I'M A GENIETTE (((@)))/ ( ;);^.^;``. ) (;;)^ '-` ` ( __) <@>/ \` ` (__ ) ;(;{ }{ } ) ) (;);)XX( (____) ( ;;(;;;;) (__ ( __) (__) ; \ \/ ) (__ ) \ \ (_____) ) ( / ( ) (__ ) _|/ (______) (___) ) ( ( ) I CAN'T REALLY GRANT WISHES OR ANYTHING ||| I JUST COOK POORLY AND COMPLAIN A LOT ||| ( ) ||| /:::\ /:::::\ ////\\\\\ ((((()))))) HEY GOT ANY CHOCOLATE \\\\///// \_____/TS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-03-04.txt #3906 TIGER WOODS (Thu, 2010 Mar 4) __,,,,_ _ __..-;''`--/'/ /.',-`-. (`/' ` | \ \ \\ / / / / .-'/`,_ /'`\ \ | \ | \| // // / -.,/_,'-, /<7' ; \ \ | ; ||/ /| | \/ |`-/,/-.,_,/') / _.-, `,-\,__| _-| / \ \/|_/ | '-/.;.\' `-` f/ ; / __/ \__ `/ |__/ | `-' | -| =|\_ \ |-' | DEAR TIGER WOODS, __/ /_..-' ` ),' // fL ((__.-'((___..-'' \__.' SHUT THE FUCK UP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-04-25.txt #3958 WILLIAM TELL (Sun, 2010 Apr 25) WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO THIS / / _ a /_(")_|\ >>--> \(")/ / / |/ \ \ \ \ / / __///___________________\\\__ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-31.txt #4086 FACEBOOK PRIVACY (Tue, 2010 Aug 31) ___|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_ |_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|____ ___|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_ |_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|____ ___|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_ |_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|____ ___|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_ |_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|____ ___|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_ |_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|____ ___|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_ DF+tQn FIDDLING WITH FACEBOOK'S PRIVACY SETTINGS IS SORT OF LIKE PLAYING EVE ONLINE: DEALING WITH FUCKLOADS OF SPREADSHEETS AND NOT REMOTELY FUN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-15.txt #3858 LATINA ABUSE (Fri, 2010 Jan 15) _ , L\ POOR CASSANDRA CRUZ ON LATINA ABUSE \/OO\ |/ \ WHEN YOU ACTUALLY START CRYING AND THE SLIDER BAR OF THE PORN /_\ ` VIDEO IS ONLY AT 50% ..................... AP _\ |_ .......... SOMEONE'S GOT A CASE OF THE MONDAYS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-01.txt #3844 ATTACK OF MY BALLS (Fri, 2010 Jan 1) .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. IT'S THE ATTACK OF MY BALLS / // \ / \ | // : | ......::::: : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / (ARGUABLY THE WORST 50S MONSTER `._// _.' `._ _.' MOVIE EVER) AsH `"----"' `"----"' (OKAY NOT AS BAD AS PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE BECAUSE AT LEAST THERE WERE BALLS) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-25.txt #4080 INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE (Wed, 2010 Aug 25) __________ / /| /__________/ | INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE |________ | | /_____ /|| | |".___."| || | ALSO THE KEY TO THE LIQUOR CABINET AND |_______|/ | | A STOLEN CREDIT NUMBER SO IT CAN ORDER HOOKERS || .___."|| / ||_______|| / AHEM SORRY IT MEANT "ESCORTS" |_________|/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-08.txt #4002 HARRY ANDERSON (Tue, 2010 Jun 8) _ /`_> / / WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HARRY ANDERSON ANYWAY |/ ____| __ | \.-`` ) |---``\ _.' .-`'---``_.' (__...--`` gnv File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-06-20.txt #4014 THE MISSING POKEMON (Sun, 2010 Jun 20) .::. .;:**' AMC ` 0 .:XHHHHk. db. .;;. dH MX 0 oMMMMMMMMMMM ~MM dMMP :MMMMMR MMM MR ~MRMN QMMMMMb "MMX MMMMMMP !MX' :M~ MMM MMM .oo. XMMM 'MMM `MMMM. )M> :X!Hk. MMMM XMM.o" . MMMMMMM X?XMMM MMM>!MMP 'MMMb.dM! XM M'?M MMMMMX.`MMMMMMMM~ MM MMM XM `" MX MMXXMM ~MMMMM~ XMM. .XM XM`"MMMb.~*?**~ .MMX M t MMbooMM XMMMMMP ?MMM> YMMMMMM! MM `?MMRb. `""" !L"MMMMM XM IMMM MMMX "MMMM" MM ~%: !Mh.""" dMI IMMP 'MMM. IMX ~M!M IMP IS THERE A POKEMON NAMED "PEDERAST" AND IF NOT WHY NOT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-01-29.txt #3872 BELIEVE IN LOVE (Fri, 2010 Jan 29) _.-----._ _' ' '_ '_____________' | +_+ | ==--'_D__,'---==. / > \_/ < | SYLEENA JOHNSON INSISTS THAT / >__\o_| o/ | SHE BELIEVES IN LOVE | | |_/ , | SO I CAN'T HEAR YOU \,_____/_) o | | LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA | o ' o | | | o | o |_/| ' o | o ' | | o | o |_/ | o | o |)) | | | __________| \ |_____________ |___o/ \_____| | | | __) >|< (__ (____,_|_,____) b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-08-19.txt #4074 A PARTICULAR QUANTUM STATE (Thu, 2010 Aug 19) __ _ __ / / | | \ \ / / | | \ \ DRAWING MY DONG'S QUANTUM STATE \ \ | | / / IN BRA-KET NOTATION \_\ |_| /_/ tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-04.txt #4151 POSEIDEN'S POSSE (Thu, 2010 Nov 4) ,o }-=')-< . : ^^^ PRETTY HOT HUH (_) ___ ||| . : _( ") `+' . o ( _)\ .{}{}}. | YEAH SHE SMELLS LIKE FISH . )/ "( {}-_-{} | VERY FUNNY I THINK I'LL O . .-_) _) `,{=}._ | SINK YOUR FUCKING BOAT : o. // (.---{{{}}_)( \ MISTER FUNNY MAN . (.___/(_, .( "-`}'- T \ O "--._ |`- / \ _ _ /| ) .o / . | |`---^---'||-" ---.-""."-._____.-.'`-._.\^|\_ .:_/_|_.---"-""-.-."-.____.-.__ . : ._ /\ ("-.___.-( | ,-. : ( .' \_) \|7 .' / : ( \ |. / < \ \ _`. ) . "-._ .'/ | `. )'`.-" /| /-._ )' )""--.__.-',' / `-._ < `( ""--.__ )' _ \ `. | """....---"" "._) ojo File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2010/2010-11-10.txt #4157 BLOGGINGHEADS ANNIVERSARY (Wed, 2010 Nov 10) O @ _\|__ I HOPE WE'RE ALL TAKING APPROPRIATE STEPS / ( )_\ TO CELEBRATE THE BLOGGINGHEADS FIFTH ANNIVERSARY ;/__)_( ( ) / | \ ~ ~ ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/ABOUT.txt ASCII Art Farts A large collection of single-page ASCII art comic strips published from 1999 to 2014. Copyright (C) 1999-2021, buffoon@asciiartfarts.com (Tran Q. Nguyen) Downloaded source from xml file and converted to text files. Source: http://www.asciiartfarts.com/farts.xml.gz Date: 2021-05-25 Curator: Tran Q. Nguyen Author: N/A File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-02.txt #4483 ROADRUNNER (Sun, 2011 Oct 2) .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ MEEP MEEP (DICKS) --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / ~. \____./ jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-16.txt #4497 GIANT SQUID (Sun, 2011 Oct 16) ^ / \ \ / I LIKE TO KNOCK OVER BOATS IN FANTASY NOVELSN | | | | A LITTLE BECAUSE I'M FRUSTRATED WITH MY LACK OF | 0 | OPTIONS IN LIFE AND SORT OF GENERALIZED ANXIETY // ||\\ (( // || BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE I CAN \\)) \\ //|| )) ( )) // // (( alyosha File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-23.txt #4474 LINGERIE (Fri, 2011 Sep 23) ------------------------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~__~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~.` `.~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~.` .=`. \~~~~~~~~ HURRAY WITH THIS SIMPLE GARMENT ~~~~~~~/ / - /~~~~~~~~ I CAN GET FREE CARS AND APARTMENTS ~~~~~~/ | ^ ( \~~~~~~~~ AND BOOB JOBS ~~~~.^ /\ ._/ )~~~~~~~ ~~~/ ( `-` (~~~~~~~~ ~~~`-~~-` (_.-'`.~~~~~~~ ~~~/ . _ (`\~~~~~~ ~~~| | ( \__.-` \`.~~~~~ ~~~| |~`) \ \_ / )~~~~~ ~~~| /-` .` - |/~~~~~~ ~~~\ .` ) \~~~~~~~ ~~~~\_.`| ( )~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~/ ) \~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~( )~~~~~ ~~~~~~~/ \~~~~~ ~~~~~~| |~~~~~ ~~~~~~) \~~~~~ ~~~~~~| _ad`~~~~~ ~~~~~~`--._.-v'` |~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~\ | `~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~\ | /~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~\ | /~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~) | :~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~/ / .~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~. ' .~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~| . ,~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~| , .~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~| . ,~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~| | :~~~~~~~~~~~ ------------------------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-26.txt #4415 SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS II (Tue, 2011 Jul 26) ^ < > | | WE WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND OUR HEARTFELT SYMPATHIES | | TO THE CREW OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS | | AND OUR HEARTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE FAMILIES " | ^ | " OF ALL THE VICTIMS OF THIS TRAGIC ACCIDENT | || | | || | | || ( ) || | SPACE EXPLORATION IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART |_|| "_" ||_| BUT RATHER FOR THE BRAVE | ||/"_"\|| | |_|/ "_" \|_| WAIT IT LANDED SAFELY ????? | / "_" _\ | |<___"|"___>| NEVER MIND FUCK YOU GUYS THEN WHAT A SHITTY ENDING | | ^^^ | | JD /_\ /_\ /|||\ """ /|||\ /|||||\ /|||||\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-16.txt #4255 KERMIT AND MISS PIGGY (Wed, 2011 Feb 16) __ __ / '. .' \ I LOVE YOU KERMIT | |`\ \ / /`| | \.--' '-' '--./ / .' .-'"'"'-. '. / / .-(((( ))))-. \ .' / =/_o/___\o_\= \ '. .' / .-' '-. \ '. / / / \ \ \ / | \ \ / / | \ | \ /-`.__.__.`-\ / | \ \ ` \.-./ ` / / \ '-._ , '-' , _.-' / '. /()`'-'-=-'-'`()\ .' jgs `/`\ '()()()()()() /`\` .---. .---. ( -o- )---( -o- ) ;-...-` `-...-; FUCK YOU, YOU CRAZY FAT BITCH / \ / \ / | /_ _\ | / \`'.`'"--.....--"'`.'`/ \ '. `._.` .' / _.-''. `-.,___,.-` .''-._ `--._ `'-._______.-'` _.--` jgs / \ /.-'`\ .'. /`'-.\ ` '.' '.' ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-02.txt #4241 MCMUG (Wed, 2011 Feb 2) \ / ) \ / ( I'M HONG KONG'S MOST FAMOUS COMIC CHARACTER \,-=~=-./ ( / \ ) ` . . ' `. ,-=-. ,' ( ( @ @ ) ) `-`---'-' / \ | \ / | |\_-' '-_/| | | \ _ / BECAUSE APPARENTLY HONG KONG IS REALLY UNIMAGINATIVE gpyy '-_/ \_-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-23.txt #4351 THE FINAL HOURS (Mon, 2011 May 23) __. /-7 k WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER IN THEIR RIGHT FUCKING MIND .-' o.-'/ PUT GABE NEWELL'S FAT FUCKING FACE ON ABSOLUTELY / .; \ ANYTHING UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES IN ORDER TO SELL IT ( [ ) \ [.---. ;/ \ ) \ (/ AsH ) | / \ ( EXCEPT FOR MAYBE A BLOOD SUGAR MONITOR [_' \_~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-07.txt #4549 THE BEST LINE FROM TERMINATOR 2 (Wed, 2011 Dec 7) ______ <((((((\\\ / . }\ ;--..--._|} GIVE ME YOUR CLOTHES (\ '--/\--' ) IF YOU WANT SOME PEANUTS \\ | '-' :'| \\ . -==- .-| \\ \.__.' \--._ [\\ __.--| // _/'--. \ \\ .'-._ ('-----'/ __/ \ \ \\ / __>| | '--. | \ \\ | \ | / / / \ '\ / \ | | _/ / \ \ \ | | / / snd \ \ \ / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-13.txt #4555 YAK (Tue, 2011 Dec 13) _,,,_ .-'` ( '. .-' ,_ ; \___ _, __.' ) \'.__.'(:;'.__.'/ __..--"" ( '.__{':');}__.' .' ( ; ( .-|` ' |-. / ( ) ) '-p q-' ( ; ; ; ; |.---.| ONE TIME I VOMITED UP A WHOLE YAK ) ( ( ; \ o o) | ) ; | ) ) /'.__/ GET IT ) ; ) ; | ; // ( ) _,\ ; // ; ( ,_,,-~""~`"" \ ( // \_.'\\_ '. /<_ \\_)--\ \ \--\ jgs )--\""` )--\"` `""` `""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-12.txt #4554 YODA REMINISCES (Mon, 2011 Dec 12) ____ _.' : `._ .-.'`. ; .'`.-. __ / : ___\ ; /___ ; \ __ ,'_ ""--.:__;".-.";: :".-.":__;.--"" _`, :' `.t""--.. '<@.`;_ ',@>` ..--""j.' `; `:-.._J '-.-'L__ `-- ' L_..-;' "-.__ ; .-" "-. : __.-" HEY REMEMBER THAT SCENE IN L ' /.------.\ ' J EPISODE TWO WHEN I DID THE "-. "--" .-" LIGHT SABER DUEL WITH COUNT __.l"-:_JL_;-";.__ WHOEVER-THE-FUCK !?!?!?!?!? .-j/'.; ;"""" / .'\"-. .' /:`. "-.: .-" .'; `. YEAH EVEN I'M EMBARRASSED BY .-" / ; "-. "-..-" .-" : "-. HOW FUCKING SHITTY THAT WAS .+"-. : : "-.__.-" ;-._ \ ; \ `.; ; : : "+. ; : ; ; ; : ; : \: ; : ; : ;: ; : : \ ; : ; : ; / :: ; ; : ; : ; : ;: : : ; : ; : : ; : ; ;\ : ; : ; ; ; ; : `."-; : ; : ; / ; ; -: ; : ; : .-" : :\ \ : ; : \.-" : ;`. \ ; : ;.'_..-- / ; : "-. "-: ; :/." .' : \ \ : ;/ __ : \ .-`.\ /t-"" ":-+. : `. .-" `l __/ /`. : ; ; \ ; \ .-" .-"-.-" .' .'j \ / ;/ \ / .-" /. .'.' ;_:' ; :-""-.`./-.' / `.___.' \ `t ._ / bug "-.t-._:' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-06.txt #4548 IT RUBS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN (Tue, 2011 Dec 6) /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/ _ \__/ _ \/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \ / \ / __/ \ \/ \_/ __ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__ _/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_ __/ /\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ _/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/ _ \__/ _ \/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \ / \ / __/ \ \/ \_/ __ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__ _/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_ __/ /\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ _/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/ _ \__/ _ \/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \ / \ / __/ \ \/ \_/ __ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__ _/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_ __/ /\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ _/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ Krogg THIS IS WHAT THE SURFACE OF MY BALLS LOOKS LIKE BEFORE I APPLY LOTION __(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//_ //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ //___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\ /) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___( /\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) / \ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) __(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//_ //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ //___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\ /) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___( /\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) / \ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) __(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//_ //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ //___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\ /) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___( /\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) / \ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) VK THIS IS WHAT THE SURFACE OF MY BALLS LOOKS LIKE AFTER I APPLY LOTION File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-22.txt #4350 MAZE TIME (Sun, 2011 May 22) . , .(\/), ,-=-. ,-=-. ,-=-. ,-=-. ,-=-. 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(--'/|// | \)`-\.' __/ \ \ ,' /// I'M MARCHING IN ADVANCE ;. ' /// OF THE RELEASE OF A GREAT MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!! | `._,'// \ // FACEFUCKER 3D )===//] / |_// | \_ (/ | \ |\ \ __ | \ |[__]| \ ||__|/ / \ | / | |/ /| | /\| | /`.|____| (CURIOUSLY NOT IN 3D) `=.\____/ hjw ) '`--. `='====' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-27.txt #4416 VERIZON GUY (Wed, 2011 Jul 27) __i |---| BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM |[_]| |:::| CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW |:::| `\ \ BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM jsm \_=_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-22.txt #4473 INSANITY (Thu, 2011 Sep 22) ___ __ _ .' ( ,, O |_) ,-.( \ |`_`-'.__ |_(._[__] jg _)/`.__)`--)\`--)\ __________ | |b| | YOU KNOW WHAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ?!?!?!?!? MAKING STUPID ANALOGIES INVOLVING EXPECTATIONS ABOUT THINGS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-17.txt #4498 DELAY IN UPDATES (Mon, 2011 Oct 17) ,-------. / ,' `. ,--' ,' `. ,-;-- _.- / \ ---;-' _.=.---'' +-------------+ ; X X ---=-----'' _.------- | ----- |--| \-----=---:i- +XX|'i:'''''''' : ;`--._ ''---':---- /X+-) \ \ / / ''--._ `- .XXX|) `. `. ,' ,' ''---. X\/) `. '---' ,' `- \ `---+---' \ | I AM SO SORRY FOR THE DELAY \. EB | IN UPDATES BUT *BLAM* `-------------------+ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-03.txt #4484 HAND PUPPET (Mon, 2011 Oct 3) |\/\/\/\/| | | HELP ME I'M BEING FISTED |(#)___(#) |.-' `. |\`--=.--/ | `.___.'| <-._ |||| >-| ||||_| )_.----'\ / \ `.________.-' \ `. `-.____________.-' VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-15.txt #4496 DALI (Sat, 2011 Oct 15) \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \ / /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ () - - /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ //\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\///\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\/\\\\\\\\\\\\ (\_ firefly \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ / \ | \ \ \ | | / / THIS IS EITHER A SUNRISE == ==== OR SOME TERRIFYING DALI PAINTING == File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-01.txt #4482 RADIO TELESCOPE (Sat, 2011 Oct 1) ______ ,'" "-._ ,' "-._ _._ ; __,-'/ | I'M A RADIO TELESCOPE ;| ,-' _,'"'._,. LISTENING TO BULLSHIT STATIC |: _,' |\ `. : \ _,-' | \ `. \ \ ,-' | \ \ \ '. .-. | \ \ \ " | : `. `. | | `. "-._ | ; / |`._ `-._ L / / | \ `._ "-.___ _,' / | \_.-"-.___ """" \ : /""" `._\_ __.'_ __,--''_ ' "--'''' \_ `-._ __,--' .' /_ | __. `-._ `-._ < `. `-.-'' __,-' _,-' `. `. _,-'" _,-' `. ''"lka _,-' `. _,-' `. _,-' `. __,'" `'" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-29.txt #4510 BOUQUET (Sat, 2011 Oct 29) @(\/) (\/)-{}-)@ @(={}=)/\)(\/) "BOUQUET" IS A FUNNY WORD (\/(/\)@| (-{}-) (={}=)@(\/)@(/\)@ (/\)\(={}=)/(\/) @(\/)\(/\)/(={}=) (-{}-)""""@/(/\) (/\)|: | /::' \ /::: \ |::' | |:: | \::. / jgs ':______.' `""""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-20.txt #4471 MASTURBATORY TINNITIS (Tue, 2011 Sep 20) __ /,- I BEAT OFF AND MY EARS ARE RINGING ||) \\_, ) OKAY RINGING STOPPED BUT WHAM SEVERE DEPRESSION AGAIN `--' ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-19.txt #4408 TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A PLANE (Tue, 2011 Jul 19) ,-. _,. / / I'M A PLANE ; \____,-==-._ ) //_ `----' {+> I FLY IN THE AIR AND THAT'S AWESOME ` `'--/ /-'`( / / BUT I HAVE NO TITS TO FLASH dew `=' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-31.txt #4420 NOT A 1-UP (Sun, 2011 Jul 31) . . :"-. .-"; |:`.`.__..__.'.';| || :-" "-; || WHEN I SEE A PREGNANT WOMAN'S STOMACH :; :; I KIND OF WANT TO POP IT OPEN / .==. .==. \ TO LOOK FOR GOLD COINS / AMMUNITION : _.--._ ; ; .--.' `--' `.--. : WAIT THIS IS NOT A 1-UP IT'S JUST SOME GAY FETUS : __;` ':__ ; ; ' '-._:;_.-' ' : '. `--' .' ."-._ _.-". .' ""------"" `. /`- -'\ /`- -'\ :`- .' `. -'; ; / \ : : : ; ; ; ; : : ':_:.' '.;_;' :_ _; ; "-._ -" :`-. _.._ :_ () _; "--::__. `. \"- -"/`._ : .-"-. -"-. ""--..____.' / .__ __. \ : / , / "" \ . \ ; bug "-:___..--" "--..___;-" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-08.txt #4459 STONEHENGE (Thu, 2011 Sep 8) .-----------. .------------. :`.__________` :`.____________` .-----.._ '.'_.------._.' `.|__.-------..' |`-..___.'| | ||__..| | |-._ __ | | |.... || |-._`--..__ |.'---. .::/ / | | | | ___ `-| | | _ || | | | | | | \ `. _.-.` -`.|_| `.|.' /`. `. '.|_\ `|.' | | | | || `. `. '. `. `- _ _ | `.__` _ _ `.|.' | ||`. \ \ | `. __`. _ _ `. | | `-- _ _ '.|| \ `.____. /`. | | .'`---...____ `'---' _ _ _ | | `.|_..-' | /`|__.' |`---...___ . | `-- ______________________`.|_| | ` | | | | '| `---...____|.' _ |`._-_______-______-_____`. | | | .| | | | _ | | | | | '| `- '.| ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' || | | ' `| | | / | | |'| | _ |'.__.-------.__.-----.__.'| | .- |\ | | |' | | | | | | | `-- _ | |..| | |''| -| |::| `.|_..-' | \ `|_.' _ | | |_| '. | .`-._ | | | - | | | _ | | | `-- .' '. | | | | | | |`. `. _ | | | _ | | | | | | _ `. '-. _ '._|.' | | | | `.__`. | | | __ | | |__ | | | `-- _ | `''''. _ `-.|.' '. | | `|__| ___ `.|__| _ `.|__| / LGB : _ _ `.|_.-' `- _ _ .' `-._______.::.__ `- _ _ ___.:::.__.-' `----.....__..------------` WE LIVE A ***SEDIMENTARY*** LIFESTYLE !!!1111111111111 GET IT !?!/!/!??1/1/!??1/1/1/ GURK STUFFED IN A TOILET File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-25.txt #4414 FSCK (Mon, 2011 Jul 25) ,---. | ,-- \ "" \ \__ O | | .------o---.| | IT'S FSCK THE PORN DRIVES NIGHT (`"-------'''| | HERE AT THE DUMB FAGGOT HOUSEHOLD `--.._____..| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | NW | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-01.txt #4240 BAPHOMET (Tue, 2011 Feb 1) ._ , (`).. ,.-') (',.)-.. ,.-(..`) (,.' ,.)-.. ,.-(. `.. ) (,.' ..' .)-.. ,.-( `.. `.. ) (,.' ,.' ..')-. ,.-( `. `.. `.. ) (,.' ,.' ,.' )-.-(' `. `.. `.. ) DADDY ( ,.' ,.' _== ==_ `.. `.. ) CAN I ( ,.' _==' ~ ~ `==_ `.. ) GO OUT AND \ _==' ----..---- `==_ ) PLAY IN EGYPT ,.-: ,----___. .___----. -.. ,.-' ( _--====_ \/ _====--_ ) `-.. ,.-' .__.'`. `-_I0_-' `-_0I_-' .'`.__. `-.. ,.-'.' .' ( | | ) `. `.-.. ,.-' : `___--- '`.__. / __ \ .__.' `---___' : `-.. -'_________`-____________'__ \ (O) (O) / __`____________-'________`- \ . _ __ _ . / \ `V-' `-V' | | \ \ | / / V \ ~| ~/V | \ /| \~ | V - JGG \ | VV File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-08.txt #4336 TOUCANS (Sun, 2011 May 8) _,---._ __,...-----...___ _,-:::,,--.`,--'' `'--._ ,':::::/((##)): `-. ,':.::::/ `--' : _____.....______ (:::\ /:::::::/ :__,.-''''..- - - - -- -- .`_-:\ /:,:::.::| ::. ____....-----.....`. /,:::::::/ ::::__.--''' |:::::::| _:' |:.:::::| ,' |:::::::| | /::::.:::| | ON YOUR WAY HOME __,-'::.::::::| | PICK ME UP SOME TOUCANS _,.--''::::_::::::::::\ | ''::_::,:--'' `'--.:::::\ ; -'''::::::::::::::::\:::::`. ; YES THAT RIGHT YOU HEARD ME :::::::::::::::::::::|:.::::`-..- ::;::::::::::::::::::|::::::::::/ :/::::::/::::::;:::::|::::.::::/ GET ME SOME FUCKING TOUCANS (::::::/::::::/::::::):.::::::' :`:__,;::::::;:::::,':::::::' ,-':::`.__,-'::::,'::::::-' :::::,-'::::::,-':::_:-' _,-':::::::,-'::_:-' AND MAKE IT FUCKING QUICK jrei::::,-_:--'' ::,::--'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-15.txt #4254 THE GREAT OKAPI DEBATE (Tue, 2011 Feb 15) _/ _,_/_ (/ < \) FUCK YOU THAT'S MINE _/|\_ NO FUCK YOU IT'S MINE (/ | \) \ \) / __ <`-,-,_,-, ,-,_,-,-'7 __ \_;> ^ _<---' `--->_ ^ <`_/ ) _,-' `-,_ ( / / \ \ __ ,' / \ `, )_\ _,-' / \ \ \_ _,-_-,_ _,-' / _,-_-,_ _,-', \ \_/\,_ ` `' \ /\,_ ` ' \ /\,_ ` | _/\,_ ` | |\,_` ) , < __/ |\,_` ) , < \\_`/,_,_ _\,_ _/ _/ /_/ \\_`/,_,__\,_ _/ _/ |\_/\,_| ` )=| |=( |\_/\,_| )=| |=( /\_/ \_| \-| |-/ /\_/ \_| \-| |-/ \ ) < ) < / \ > \ ) < ) < / \ > \\ \\ \| |/ \\ \\ \| |/ \\_ \\_ /| |\_ \\_ \\_ /| |\_ ),_\ )_\ /_( )_\ ),_\ )_\ /_( )_\ mic File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-20.txt #4348 THE RAINDROP REVOLUTION (Fri, 2011 May 20) , )\ / \ I'M A DROP ' # ' ', ,' `' , )\ / \ SO AM I BUT I'M LOWER THAN YOU ' ~ ' ', ,' `' , )\ / \ WELL I'M ONE TOO BUT I'M EVEN LOWER ' D' ', ,' `' , )\ / \ THESE BOURGEOIS FUCKS ARE OPPRESSING ME SO ' }' I'M GOING TO START A REVOLUTION ', ,' `' Jaive File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-10.txt #4552 YACHT (Sat, 2011 Dec 10) . _\____ |_===__`. ==/ I'M A YACHT \/ '---"\ _ _ _ _/ ______/_______/_|_|_|_|_| EITHER THAT OR SOME KIND OF DEFORMED WHALE _|---------------------==.` ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~LGB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-04.txt #4546 AMBITION (Sun, 2011 Dec 4) _,.-'"\ _,.-'" ' \ _,.-'" ' \ ONE DAY I WILL HOLD PUBLIC OFFICE _,.-'" ' \ AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE !!!!! ('-._ ' \ \ '-._ _-'"''-,' \ \ '-._-' ', \ \ '-._ \ \ sjw \ '-._ \ \ BUT FOR NOW \ '-._ | \ \ '-:_ \ I'M SOME SORT OF TRIANGLE THING '-._ '-._ \ WITH A SORT OF SPHERICAL TYPE '-._ '-._) THING INSIDE IT '-._ / '-._ / '-._ / '-._ / '" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-05.txt #4547 UNICYCLE (Mon, 2011 Dec 5) - ,--_--. - \ `. - "-_ _ \ - / F ) - - / / `--' - / / - / / - __/ / THIS IS A UNICYCLE /,-pJ - _--"-L || UNICYCLES ARE RIDICULOUS ," "// AND ALSO RIDICULOUS LOOKING - / ,-""".//\ / / // J____ J / // L/----\ . F J //__//^---' ` ___J F '----| | ` J---| F F F ` `. ` `--J L J F . .` L J J F . . J \ ," F . `.` \ "--" ," YES I'M LAZY TODAY hs ` ``."-____-" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-11.txt #4553 YMCA MISQUOTE (Sun, 2011 Dec 11) \ / /V\ r _ / \ \O/ \O/ /O/ \O/ # # # # I LIKE TO STAY AT THE / \ / \ / \ / \ GAYYYYYYYYY JIZZ-FILLED GYM ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-21.txt #4349 NEUROTYPICAL (Sat, 2011 May 21) I WISH I WERE NEUROTYPICAL __ / (\\\ IIIIII / ) (` | C O / / \ | D | _) | x=| __ ( `-. `-] [-' .-` `-_...__/\\\ \ \ `--` `--` `-` _.n) \ `-` <`-..--`--..-` `-.( )( )-` (\ o /\ o /) \`-`][`-`/ ( _][_ ) )\ () /( /-..__..-\ |-. .-| | \ / | | `><` | ( || ) \. _/\_ ./ ( () ) | )( | \ / \ / \ | | / /` ) ( `\ ()Oo/ \oO() NDT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-28.txt #4267 YOU DECIDE (Mon, 2011 Feb 28) ,, ". , " . :;_\,_: ARE THESE BASKETBALLS OR LEMONS ?!??!?!?!?! ;__\,_: .. /` , . /` , ``. " YOU DECIDE ` . " ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-14.txt #4253 NUNCHUCKS (Mon, 2011 Feb 14) x-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-x | | | | CHECK OUT MY NUNCHUCKS | | | | __|_|-. .-|_|__ (_____) | | (_____) (______)' `(______) (______) (______) (____) (____) | | | | |_| |_| I USE THEM TO BEAT OFF HOBOS seal OH GOD OH GOD I MEAN BEAT THEM TO SHOO THEM AWAY NOT BEAT THEM OFF AS IN MASTURBATE THEM BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE GROSS I SWEAR I DON'T WHACK OFF HOBOS OKAY OKAY THIS ISN'T GOING WELL I SHOULD PROBABLY JUST DROP IT NOW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-09.txt #4337 MFC (Mon, 2011 May 9) _ , L\ WHY ARE ALL THESE CAM WHORES TALKING \/OO\ ABOUT MICROSOFT FOUNDATION CLASSES |/ \ /_\ ` _\ |_ AP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-24.txt #4413 XML VS. JSON (Sun, 2011 Jul 24) ( ) ( ___...(-------)-....___ .-"" ) ( ""-. .-'``'|-._ ) _.-| / .--.| `""---...........---""` | / / | | | | | | \ \ | | `\ `\ | | `\ `| | _/ /\ / (__/ \ / _..---""` \ /`""---.._ .-' \ / '-. : `-.__ __.-' : : ) ""---...---"" ( : '._ `"--...___...--"` _.' jgs \""--..__ __..--""/ '._ """----.....______.....----""" _.' `""--..,,_____ _____,,..--""` `"""----"""` YOU'LL HAVE TO USE XML JSON IS FOR CLOSERS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-09.txt #4460 MY YOUTUBE VIDEOS (Fri, 2011 Sep 9) ,`. ,'` | _.-. ,` | ,',' / : | ,',' ; I START EVERY ONE OF MY YOUTUBE VIDEOS \ : / / / WITH A THREE MINUTE TUTORIAL ON HOW TO \ `.' ( ,' SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL ,'' _ `. ,' (o_) `\ EVEN THOUGH IT'S A FUCKING STANDARD AND . (,.) _.-- : OBVIOUS FEATURE AND *I'M POSTING A -..`/( .-'_..- `| FUCKING VIDEO ACTUALLY ON YOUTUBE* AND .-'\,`. `-._ ; *YOU'RE ALREADY WATCHING IT* `._ /__ ,':)-.._ _.(:::`. |'\ / /`:::| ,' \ : : : `:| / : | | | \ : | | : :..---.: | | ; ,`._`-.|_ `. | |' ,'._ `. `. |_\ | : /`-. `. `. `. : : \ : __ `. `. `. \ ; \ \ |. / `. \ \ / |\ `..: `. __ \ \ / ' ` .:::::\ `. / \ \,' .::::::::::-..'_..-' SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-30.txt #4419 PLUTO'S FOURTH MOON (Sat, 2011 Jul 30) ::: =, ; TURNS OUT PLUTO HAS ;;=;;=== M A FOURTH MOON ,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i= :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=; ==;====== WHAT A FAGGOT =tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM ;tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM ;tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM ,=tYRBM;;tVB, ...., ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM .. ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM ;;.. ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM :;;:;=;,... .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM ;.,:,..... ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM; ....... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM ;t ... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM ,=.. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB :VMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;= ,;VBM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,:: ,,== `,,,,,,, WT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-18.txt #4407 KILROY AGAIN (Mon, 2011 Jul 18) \|/ @ @ +---------------- oO-(_)-Oo --------------------+ DBP KILROY WANTS TO LICK YOUR DICK BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-21.txt #4472 SHAKYCAM (Wed, 2011 Sep 21) ___ ____ ________ ,"_ ,`==='`.'__....__`--. ,',' | ,o@@@@@@@@@@o. \ , /___| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@b \ HOLY GOD CHOKING EVERY SHAKYCAM-USING || "| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@b| MOTHERFUCKER ON EARTH TO DEATH || ()|| ,@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: || , || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ||(|)|| '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@//D || ' || '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@P || , || `@@@@@@@@@@@@/@'| ||(|)|| CCD `@@@@@@@@@@' | || ' | '----------'"""""_, | || , |`. S O N Y | | :|(|)| | | | `| '| ::............:: , |\__| ::::::::::::::::----" (YES MY WORK IS CUT OUT FOR ME) : '::::::::::::::' \ ; Bob_R `---------------" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-28.txt #4509 PUT 'EM UP (Fri, 2011 Oct 28) .. .. ... .' ;' ; ;''''. ;| ; |; ;; ; PUT 'EM UUUUUP ;| ; |; ;;. ; ; ~~~~',,,,,,, '. ' ; PUT 'EM UUUUUUUUUUUUUP ; -A ; '; ; ; .....' ; ; ; _; ; ; ; __(o)__. ; ; .; '\--\\--\ .' ; .'\ \_.._._\\......,.,.; ; .'' | ; '; ' .' ; | .' ;..,,.,,,,.' ; | .' ...' '. \ .' ,' \\ '. ;' .; \\ '. .' '-' '.. .' ''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-14.txt #4495 SCISSORS (Fri, 2011 Oct 14) ____ / __ \ ( (__) |___ ___ \________,' """""----....____ I'LL CUT YOU _______< () dd ____----' / __ __`.___-----"""" ( (__) | \____/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-10.txt #4491 DEAR DIARY (Mon, 2011 Oct 10) __ (`/\ `=\/\ __...--~~~~~-._ _.-~~~~~--...__ `=\/\ \ / \\ DEAR DIARY, `=\/ V \\ //_\___--~~~~~~-._ | _.-~~~~~~--...__\\ SUCK A DICK // ) (..----~~~~._\ | /_.~~~~----.....__\\ ===( INK )==========\\|//==================== SIGNED, ME __ejm\___/________dwb`---`____________________________________________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-04.txt #4485 POORLY-DRAWN UNICORN (Tue, 2011 Oct 4) \. \'. ;. \ '. ,--''-.~-~-'-, I'M A UNICORN \,-' ,-. '.~-~-~~, ,-' (###) \-~'~=-. IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW BADLY I'M DRAWN _,-' '-' \=~-"~~', /o \~-""~=-, IT'S ABOUT HOW MANY RAINBOWS AND \__ \=-,~"-~, GLITTER I CAN KEEP IN MY BELLY """===-----. \~=-"~-. \ \*=~-" rs \ "=====---- \ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-19.txt #4470 CYBERSPACE 2.0 (Mon, 2011 Sep 19) . . + : . : _ . ! ' (_) ,|.' FORGET CYBERARTS - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - ,`|'`. NOW I CALL IT THE DIGIVERSE , ! . : : " . --+-- .: . ! O!o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-20.txt #4409 RED BULL: THE REDUX (Wed, 2011 Jul 20) .-. /()) .-'""////"`-. (.-##| '' ) ) |`-._______.-'| |:::::::::: | RED BULL GIVES YOU AIDS |:::::::::' | |::::::::: | |::::::::' | |:::::::: | ||):::|:|) ||| ||\(/(|:|)LJ||| |::::::-. | |`-Z-'\ /`-S-:| | /->dVb<-\::| | `-::::::| | ::::::::| | ::::::::| | .::::::::| | :::::::::| | :::::::::| | ::::::::::| VK |. ::::::::::| |::.''''' | | `......::::| `-:::::::::-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-25.txt #4476 CHILDREN'S OPERA (Sun, 2011 Sep 25) ,===_ __\\\___ //--------\\, CHILDREN'S OPERA: TOTALLY NOT SHITTY |/ _ _ \\, /|| '_` '_` \| NORWEGIAN CHILDREN'S OPERA: SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY LISTEN /|/ @ @ ||| IT'S TOTALLY TOTALLY NOT FUCKING AWFULLY SHITTY ;_///| o |\\_, ' \ _ { _ | \ `===' / `-_____;' _____|=__|____ /mcr \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-08.txt #4397 QUITTERS (Fri, 2011 Jul 8) uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u" uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$" ... "$... ...$" ... "$$$ ... "$$$ $ $ $$$u `"$$$$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$ $$$ $$$ $ $ $$$$$$uu "$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$ """ u$$$ $ $ $$$""$$$ $$$$ $$$u "$$$" u$$ $$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$....,$$$$$..$$$$$....,$$$$..$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u """""""""""""""""" u" """""""""""""""""""" I KEEP HEARING THAT DVDA IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE BUT IT SURE SOUNDS LIKE THE PEOPLE SAYING SO HAVE A CASE OF THE QUITTERS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-31.txt #4359 MEDUSA SPEAKS (Tue, 2011 May 31) ,--. ,--. .--,`) ) .--, .--,`) \( (` /,--./ (` BLAH BLAH BUY ME SHOES OR SOMETHING ( ( ,--. ) )\ /`) ).--,-. ;.__`) )/ /) ) ( (( (`_) ) ( ( / /( (.' "-.) )) )__.'-, _,--.( ( /` `,/ ,--,) ) ( (``) \,` ==. .== \( (`,-; ;-,( (_) ~6~ \ / ~6~ (_) )_) ) ( (_ \_ ( )( )__/___.' '.__,-,\ \ '' /\ ,-. ( (_/ /\ __ /\ \_) ) '._.' \ \__/ / '._.' .--`\ /`--. jgs '----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-25.txt #4353 THE HUMMINGBIRD SUCKS (Wed, 2011 May 25) MAN PEPSI TASTES LIKE SHIT / / , _ {`--. { \/`o;====- {:}'-.}>, .----'-/`-/ {.--' )) _ `'-..-| / __ // /_/ /\/\ \_\_((_/___ jgs `--` )) \_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-04.txt #4243 OVERCOME (Fri, 2011 Feb 4) _____ / '`-._ | -. \ _.,--. '----- | / ,-'' `. / ,' /' _--\ | ___ | / | ' | |,.''' ''--:_ | ,' \ | ,--.. `. ONE DAY I'LL OVERCOME \____/ /' _( '. '\ MY ASPERGER SYNDROME / /' '-. . ____ | | \ O,-' '\ | `\ , | \ | \. O / _/ __\,.\ `-'''\__,. -' | | _,.-=. ,/ VJ `.____,' \ _,-' '--------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-10.txt #4249 IN MY SLEEP (Thu, 2011 Feb 10) _.-, _ .-' / .._ WELP OFF TO RAPE GHOSTS IN MY SLEEP .-:'/ - - \:::::-. .::: ' e e ' '-::::. BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY LEGAL THERE ::::'( ^ )_.:::::: ::::.' '. o '.::::'.'/_ . :::.' - .::::'_ _.: .-''---' .'| .::::' ''':::: '. ..-:::' | .::::' :::: '.' :::: \ .::::' :::: :::: .::::' :::: ::::.::::'._ :::: ::::::' / '- .:::: '::::-/__ __.-::::' '-::::::::::::::-' jrei '''::::''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-19.txt #4347 APPLE PIE (Thu, 2011 May 19) _,..---..,_ ,-"` .'. `"-, IF YOU WISH TO TRULY BAKE AN APPLE PIE FROM SCRATCH (( '.'.' )) YOU MUST FIRST SUCK A FUCKING DICK, FAGGOT `'-.,_ ' _,.-'` jgs `\ `"""""` /` `""-----""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-29.txt #4571 FUTURE WARS (Thu, 2011 Dec 29) _--_ / \ ( ** ) \ / | | ........_ ____,,,..--- | |^^*|MMMMMMMMM```-----'''MMMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIYYYYYIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |:::::::::"::33333::::=::::::::::| | | ,|:::::::::":::::::::::=::::::::::| | | |:::::::::":::::::::::=:::::::::::|' | |'^^*|;;;;;;;;_";:::::::::;=------;;;;;/ | | ```-----''' | | | | I HOPE WE DON'T GET INTO A FUTURE WAR WITH | | GERMANY NOW THAT THEY FUCKING MAKE ALL OUR GUNS | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \\| |// oooooooooooooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-15.txt #4557 GALLOWS HUMOR (Thu, 2011 Dec 15) |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| _ |/| / ) |/|/\/ |/|\/ (___) (___) (___) (___) (__ ) / /\ / ,^./\ / / \/\ / / \/\ ( ( )/) | | |/| | | |/| <------ GALLOWS HUMOR | | |/| ( ( )/) \ \ / / \ `---' / `-----' PhS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-01.txt #4543 GOODBYE CURIOSITY (Thu, 2011 Dec 1) _____ / '`-._ | -. \ NO I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THOSE _.,--. '----- | / CRAPPY MARS ROVERS AND THEN ONE ,-'' `. / ,' HAS BEEN PUT DOWN LIKE OLD YELLER /' _--\ | ___ | / | ' | |,.''' ''--:_ GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD, NASA: | ,' \ | ,--.. `. \____/ /' _( '. '\ NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR / /' '-. . ____ GODDAMN SPACE SHIT NASA | | \ O,-' '\ | `\ , | NOT EVEN ME AND I WAS THE LAST \ | \. O / _/ FUCKING ONE IN THE COUNTRY __\,.\ `-'''\__,. -' | | _,.-=. ,/ VJ `.____,' \ _,-' (NOTE: THE ACCOMPANYING ASCII ART '--------' IS NOT RELATED BUT WHO'D NOTICE ANYWAY) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-14.txt #4556 DENTIST'S OFFICE (Wed, 2011 Dec 14) /-----| WELCOME TO THE RAPE CHAIR \-' | Q | I MEAN MY DENTIST'S OFFICE SORRY )C ~\/\ | \\_ \ | FREUDIAN SLIP, JUST IGNORE THAT \_77 |\ | ejm 96 |`` \ \ | JUST BREATHE IN THIS LAUGHING GAS DEEPLY """ ~ ~ === File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-28.txt #4570 RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED HATER (Wed, 2011 Dec 28) ,_,_,_, RUDOLPH KNOWS THAT BITCHES AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT HOES AND TRICKS \ / O--oo. 7,"\\_______) ( ) __( ) //""" \\ ctr // // File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-11.txt #4250 METAL (Fri, 2011 Feb 11) ___________________________________ ; .--. [ _ _ ___ _____ _ _ * . |_/ METAL RULES !!!!!!!!! | \`/ |\| _|\|_ _|\/ \` | |\, *-=@mmmb|U | M | | E_ |T| | A | | L* . . .--__) | |_|/|_|/|___|/ |_|/ |_| |_|/|___|/ *`.;"""" ,======{| [___________________________________], `"" \\ // | `=====' | jnh WHOO HOO I'M RETARDED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-18.txt #4346 THE TALKING PARROTS (Wed, 2011 May 18) SUCK MY COCK \ WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM \ DIDN'T YOU HEAR HIM TELL YOU \ TO SUCK HIS COCK \ \ / / .'*'*'. .'```'. / (..)O))) (..)O))) (\/ ))))(\/ )))) \ ## ))) \ oo )))\ |`''`%%/%|`''`""/"\ |%%%%%/%%|"""""/"""\ |%%%%%|%%|"""""|""""' `%%%%%%\%`""""""\""""\ \%%%%%%\%\""""""\\""". |%%%%%%\%|""""""\\\\| ____________;;%_%;;%_;;"_";;"_\\\|____________ ____________\'___'\__\'___'\_____________jrei_ \%%%%\\| \""""\\| `%%%%\\ `""""\\ `%%\\ `""\\ \#\\ \%\\ \#\\ \%\\ \#\\ \%\\ \#\\ \%\\ \#\\ \%\\ \#\ \%\ \#\ \%\ \#\ \%\ \#\ \%\ \\ \\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-05.txt #4244 SHERLOCK HOLMES (Sat, 2011 Feb 5) ,_ ,' `\,_ CRIKEY I'M A LIMEY |_,-'_) /##c '\ ( ' |' -{. ) /\__-' \[] /`-_`\ ' \ hjm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-24.txt #4352 TOTEM POLE (Tue, 2011 May 24) \\\\//// |.)(.| | || | \(__)/ YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW UNCOMFORTABLE THIS POSITION IS |-..-| |o\/o| .----\ /----. / / / |~~~~| \ \ \ / / / /|::::|\ \ \ \ '-'-'-'-|::::|-'-'-'-' (((^^))) >>><<< |||||| (o)(o) | /\ | (====) |_/\_| (_/\_) _|_,__|_ jgs (___\____) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-30.txt #4358 THE PANDA WHO LEARNED TO REGRET (Mon, 2011 May 30) -|-_ | _ <|/\ | |, |-|-o |<|. _,..._,m, |, ,/' '""; | |, / ". ,'mmmMMMMmm. \ -|-_" _/-"^^^^^"""%#%mm, ; | _ o ,m,_,' "###) ;, I SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKED OUT (###% \#/ ;##mm. THAT LAST HELLO KITTY ^#/ __ ___ ; (######) ; //.\\ //.\\ ; \####/ _; (#\"// \\"/#) ; ,/ @##\ \##/ = `"=" ,;mm/ `\##>.____,...,____,<####@ ""' m1a File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-30.txt #4481 THE ANTI-VOYEUR POSSUM (Fri, 2011 Sep 30) : : __ | | _,_ ( ~~^-l_____],.-~ / \ ")\ "^k. (_,-" `>._ ' _ `\ \ _.-~/'^k. (0) ` (0 WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND .-~ { ~` ~ ..T OF CREEPY VOYEUR ????? / . "-.. _.-' / Y . "T I'M TRYING TO BEAT OFF HERE Y l ~-./l_ | \ . .<' | `-.._ __,/"r' l .-~~"-. / I Y Y "~[ | \ \_.^--, [ \ _~> | \ ___)--~ | ^. : l ^. _.j | Y I | l l I Y \ | -Row \ ^. | \ ~-^. ^. ~"--.,_ |~-._ ~-. | ~Y--.,_ ^. : : "x \ \ \. \ ] ^._ .^ ~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-09.txt #4398 SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS (Sat, 2011 Jul 9) ^ < > COUNTDOWN TO THE LAUNCH OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS | | | | THREE | | " | ^ | " TWO | || | | || | | || ( ) || | (EXPLODE) |_|| "_" ||_| | ||/"_"\|| | TWO |_|/ "_" \|_| | / "_" _\ | |<___"|"___>| | | ^^^ | | /_\ /_\ /|||\ """ /|||\ /|||||\ /|||||\ JD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-24.txt #4475 METHANE (Sat, 2011 Sep 24) _ (_) | | I SMELL LIKE FARTS (#) _ .-' \_`-. _ (_)' (_) `(_) Ojo'98 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-21.txt #4410 PADDLE (Thu, 2011 Jul 21) ________________________ / \ ,--. / | | |___________________________________________/_____________________ | | |_________________________________________________________________) | | | \ | `--' \ | \________________________/ I AM A PADDLE FOR ROWING NOT FOR BOTTOM-SPANKING JUST WANT TO BE CLEAR SO THERE ARE NO MISTAKES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-18.txt #4469 DEUS EX 3 (Sun, 2011 Sep 18) _"_ % (< ? THE SUBTTILE FOR DEUS EX: HUMAN REVOLUTION ` " __||___ SHOULD REALLY BE "WALKING INTO THE RED LIGHT |\___//_\ DISTRICT AND THEN COLDCOCKING HOOKERS" (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % (CINEMATIC VIDEOCAP FOLLOWS) /:\ |/|, b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-05.txt #4486 ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE (Wed, 2011 Oct 5) %%%%%% %%%% = = %%C > _)' _( .' , __/ |_/\ " *. o /` \_\ \/ %`= '_ . HGUALGHLAHUHAULHGLAHGULHALGH / ) \/| .^',*. , HLAGUAHGLAGHLGHALHLAUGHLAGHH /' /- o/ - " % '_ HGLAHGUHALGHLAUGHALGHALUGHAL /\_/ < = , ^ ~ . HGULAGHUALGHALGUHAGLUHAGLHAG )_o|----'| .` ' ___// (_ - (\ I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO ///-( \' \\ b'ger THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-11.txt #4492 THE PLURAL OF ANUBIS (Tue, 2011 Oct 11) /^\ L L / \ L L __/|/|_ / . \ _|\|\__ /_| [_[_\ / .-\ /_]_] |_\ /__\ __`-\_____ / . \ _____/-`__ /__\ /___] /=@> _ {> /-. \ <} _ <@=\ [___\ /____/ /` `--/ / . \ \--` `\ \____\ /____/ \____/`-._> / \ <_.-`\____/ \____\ /____/ /__/ /-._ . _.- \ \__\ \____\ /____/ /__/ / . \ \__\ \____\ |____/_ _/__/ / . \ \__\_ _\____| \__/_ ``_|_/ / -._ . _.-\ \_|_`` _\___/ /__`-`__\ <_ `-; NDT_> /__`-`__\ `-` `-._ ; _.-` `-` `-._ ; _.-` `-._.-` THE PLURAL OF "ANUBIS" IS "SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-07.txt #4488 STEVE JOBS (Fri, 2011 Oct 7) .:' __ :'__ I DON'T THINK STEVE JOBS' MIDDLE NAME .'`__`-'__``. WAS LITERALLY "FAGGOT" :__________.-' :_________: WHY DO I EVER TRUST WIKIPEDIA :_________`-; jgs `.__.-.__.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-13.txt #4494 ARCHERY (Thu, 2011 Oct 13) ( () |\ - _ _ <==|=@ _ >>>---> (o) I'M LEARNING ARCHERY [\ |/ - /|\ SO I CAN SHIT MYSELF ||`( / | \ LL ML File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-23.txt #4412 SUPERNOVA CANDIDATE (Sat, 2011 Jul 23) | ____.......__ |\ .' _.--""''`` ``''--._ | \ .'/ ..--'` .-'` .._ | \.' / ..-'' .-' '.`'"-: ' .-'` .-' '. __...----""""""""""--.. \ - ..-'' ``""-._ \ .' _. \ `"- \ _.-'` | /-. \ `-. \ | / `. \ wkm `.\ |/ `-\ `. | I'M A SUPERNOVA CANDIDATE SO BACK THE EFF OFF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-26.txt #4477 MARY POPPINS (Mon, 2011 Sep 26) _ .-' '-. / \ |,-,-,-,-,| ___ | _)_(_ | MARY POPPINS SAID THE BIG BANG NEVER HAPPENED (/ \) | _\_/_ /) / \_/ \// |( )\/ ||)_( |/ \ n| | / \ | |_|___| \|/ jgs _/L\_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-26.txt #4354 TOOL BAG (Thu, 2011 May 26) __, _ .-' / , jgs ./ | ___________________ .' / / `. / / / ____________ //\_ | / / | /' / | (____________) ||.'`-.________________________ | \__/ | / / | ____________ ||`._.-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` `. .' / \ \__(____________)__\\/ `. .' | `\ | ][ | | | __________________ | ][ | | |____________________...-------'''- - =- - = - =` | ][ | /| | \- = - -= - = - =- = -=| | ][ | ( | | |= -= - = - = = - =--= = - ==| | ][ | \| |____________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_ -=_=-=_=_=-| | ][ | | | ```------...___________________.' | ][ | |________| | ][ | \ / _ .' __ `. | | ,,,,,,, /=\ | / \ | ,-' `-, /\___________ (\\\\\\\||=| | \__/ | | | \/~~~~~~~~~~~` ^^^^^^^ \=/ `. .' `--------' ` `----' ____________________________ _____ ,\\ ___________________ \ | `------------------------' || (___________________) `| jgs |_____.------------------------._ || ____________________ | `//__(____________________)___/ ______________________ .' __ `. | .'__`. = = = = |_.-----._ .---. | `.__.' = = = = | | | \ _______________ / .-. \ |`. | | | | ````````````,) \ `-' / | `. |_| |_/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' `---' | `-;___ | `-----' ___ | /\``---..._____.' _ _...--''' ``-._ | | \ /\\` `._ | | ) __..--''\___/ \\ _.-'```''-._ `; | | / / .' \\_.-' ```` | | / |_.-.___| .-. .'~ | `( | `-' `-' ;`._ | `. jgs \__ ___.' //`-._ _,,, | ) ``--../ \ // `-.,,,..-' `; `----------' \//,_ _.-' ^ ```--...___..-' _.---. .---. ,--------, '---, `.________________________.' _ `. ,--------,' | ) ________________________ <_> : | _ | | .---' .' `. .' | .' `. | | `----' `---' | `._.' | | | |,',-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-==, |__________\---------------------------------------------------==' WHEN THE SPACE SHUTTLE IS FINALLY RETIRED I THINK WHAT WILL BE NOTED MOST IN THE HISTORY BOOKS IS THAT TOOL BAG THAT DUMB BITCH LOST DURING ONE OF THOSE MISSIONS A FEW YEARS AGO PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT IF YOU WANT A SPACE JOB DONE RIGHT DON'T SEND A GODDAMN GIRL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-13.txt #4252 A COW SAYS MOO (Sun, 2011 Feb 13) ,-----------------------------------. ( FUCK ME IN MY DUMB FACE I'M A COW ) `----y------------------------------' (--./) /..)< (o o ,\ ___ `--'\(\_____/ \-._ \`---' . )-.\ ) \ < )) | >--( .) / ( ) |/nN U/ /| y /n|`Y. /n|( O!o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-07.txt #4246 BAR OF SOAP (Mon, 2011 Feb 7) ___________ .;---------./| I'M A BAR OF SOAP // S O A P // | |'---------'| / jgs | | / SORRY I DON'T REALLY HAVE '-----------'` ANYTHING MORE TO SAY THAN THAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-02.txt #4544 FUSION CUISINE (Fri, 2011 Dec 2) .-'''''-. |'-----'| GO FIGURE: TWO TASTES /`-.....-`\ THAT YOU'D NEVER THINK | <_} | WOULD GO TOGETHER ...... | .-\-. | ........................ _,._ | /# ` \ | ........................ __.-` `"""-. | \ / | .... OFTEN FUCKING DON'T ..--' `"-. `)_,._ \ '-'-' / (` )--.-"``` `"-.`'-----'` '-----------' ( ) THANKS "FUSION" CUISINE jgs `-------------` A.K.A. BULLSHIT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-16.txt #4558 DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (Fri, 2011 Dec 16) ..................... / : | : \ '''''':''''':''''':'''''' `. . : . .' `. . : . .' LIKE THE COMMERCIALS SAY `. . : . .' `. . : . .' BUY YOUR WOMAN A DIAMOND, `..:..' jgs `:' AND SHE'LL FINALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BLOW YOU File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-17.txt #4559 HALLWAY (Sat, 2011 Dec 17) '. | '. | ___________________ ____________ '. | | _______________ | |.----------.| . '. | | | | | || |> || |'. '. | | | ___ ___ | | || O /| || |. '. '.____________| | | | | | | | | || /_( || |||.| | | | | | | | | | | || .___|__ || ||||| | | | | | | | | | | ||~~\____|~~|| ||||| | | | | | | | | | | || ~ ~ ~|| ||||| | | | | | | | | | | |:__________:| ||||| | * | | | | | | | | | '------------' ||||| | *..' | | | '---___---'__| | | '| | _:_ | | | |_____| |__= | |. () | ( ) | | | ___ ___ ()| | ||||| | ) ( | | | | | | | | | ||||| | ===========| | | | | | | | | ||||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | ||||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | ||||| _|___|_|____|_| | | | | | | | | |||:|--"" |___|_|____|_| | | '---' '---' | | "| _|..--"' ' ' |______| | | |___________________grp___ -'"' |______|_|_______________|_|_________________________ THIS IS MY HALLWAY PLEASE NOTE THE SHITTY PICTURE OF THE SHITTY SAILBOAT WHICH I DON'T OWN TAKEN IN A PLACE I'VE NEVER BEEN ALSO THAT PLANT IS LONG DEAD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-03.txt #4545 MAYBE AMERICA'S HAPPINESS IS WHAT HE MEANT (Sat, 2011 Dec 3) ,__ _, \~\| ~~---___ , | \ | / | ~~~~~~~|~~~~~| ~~---, _/, > /~-_--__| | | \ / ~\~~/ /~| ||,' | / \ |------| { / /~) __- ',|_\, / | |~~~~~~~~| \ \ | | '~\ |_____,|~,-' |~~--__ | | |____ |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-' {,~ | | ~~~|~~| | ~~\ / `-' |`~ |~_____{/ | | | '---------, \----| | | ,' ~/~\,|` ', \ | | |~~~~~~~| \ | ,'~~\ / | | \ | | | | \_-~ /`~___--\ ', \ ,-----|-------+-------'_____/__----~~/ / '_ '\| | |~~~| | | _/-,~~-,/ \ | | | |_ | /~~|~~\ \,/ ~~~-' | | `~~~\___| | | / '-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'---~\ `~'~ \ | `--,~~~~-~~, \ \/~\ /~~~`---` | \ \ / \ | \ | '\' `~' JB DO YOU THINK AMERICA WILL EVER BE AS GAY AS IT ONCE WAS I MEAN GREAT FUCK OH GOD OH GOD AS *GREAT* AS IT ONCE WAS NOT THAT OTHER WORD FUCKING CHRIST NOW I'M NEVER GOING TO HEAR THE END OF IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-06.txt #4245 KEYHOLE (Sun, 2011 Feb 6) ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&/ &&&&&&&M|" "|M&&&&&&/ AHEM &&&&&&M| |M&&&&&/ &&&&&&&M| |M&&&&&&/ I SAID I'M A KEYHOLE &&&&&&&&M| |M&&&&&&&/ &&&&&&&&M\_/M&&&&&&&/ SO STOP TRYING TO SHOVE THAT PINK FLESHY THING IN ME &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&/ tw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-12.txt #4251 MATHEMAGICIAN (Sat, 2011 Feb 12) 1+1=2 /\ I'M A MATHEMAGICIAN \ c") ;-/\> PLEASE DON'T CHECK THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST || IN MY AREA BECAUSE I ASSURE YOU I'M NOT THERE kOs LIKE I SAID I'M A MATHEMAGICIAN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-27.txt #4355 THE QUIETING FIST (Fri, 2011 May 27) I'M A FIST I GO UP PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO YAPPY .----.-----.-----.-----. / \ \ \ \ | \/ | | __L_____L__ | | | | ( \ | \___/ / \______/ | | \___/\___/\___/ | \ \ / / | __/ \_ __/ | | | | | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-27.txt #4478 ONE MUSKETEER (Tue, 2011 Sep 27) _..._ ,--. /.---.\ .---/____\|--. ` ( '----' ) `-..........-' THERE IS ONLY ONE MUSKETEER LEFT __|`--(__ /'~~~/\~~'\ THE OTHER TWO WERE INVOLVED IN / _/| ) \ A HORRIBLE THRESHER ACCIDENT / /\ \ _/ | | \ _/ / \ \ _///)\ ( ) ) / )/ ) )><><| ( L/(_, / / , `\ ) / / ( / | \ ) / /( ( )_._._._( | / ) \ / / \ \ | / ( \( | | |\ | / ) _|__/ \__|_) | / \__ \ / \ /( | / `. |_ / \ _| )| / \|- | | -| |( / ,--. | | ,--.\\ / gnv|____\`'==--/____|-` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-22.txt #4411 CARMAGEDDON (Fri, 2011 Jul 22) _____ _/__|_,\__ _O |,-.___,-. ) _____ _o' @ __ (` ( O ) ( O ) _/__|_,\__ /` __( `> ____|_,\_ |> ,`-'/_~`-'/) |,-.___,-._) /> )-.)/\-. |,-.___,-.| ,|. `===---===-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' Shimrod OH MY GOD IT'S ***CARMAGEDDON*** !!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 WAIT IS IT ALREADY TOO LATE TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THIS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-12.txt #4493 FULL DISCLOSURE (Wed, 2011 Oct 12) __ _.._ .-'__`-._.'.--.'.__., FULL DISCLOSURE: /--' '-._.' '-._./ /__.--._.--._.'``-.__/ I SAY "FULL DISCLOSURE" AN AWFUL LOT '._.-'-._.-._.-''-..' FOR NO PARTICULARLY GOOD REASON jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-06.txt #4487 RAGE RELEASE DATE (Thu, 2011 Oct 6) _..._ ,' `. ,' `. ,' _ ,-. `. | (_) `-' | THIS IS THE NEW ID SOFTWARE GAME "RAGE" | > | | ,----. | | /,-""-.\ | `. |/ " ,' `. ,' `._____,' Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-14.txt #4312 MOVIE PITCH (Thu, 2011 Apr 14) ______________________________________ |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| |X ( ( ) ) \ \ X| MY MOVIE PITCH: |X .----() ) ( ( )) | |X| |X/ | ___( ) ) ( )(( ) ) | |X| |X \V.---( ) /"> ( ( \ )_\\__/ |X| THINK "HEAT" MEETS |X // || ( `-.,---. `X| "WEST SIDE STORY" |X // || / \ X| WITH JUST A PINCH |X\// || \X| OF "HOWARD THE DUCK" |X | _____/| X| |X | /,, ,, / X| |X)| /, ,, ,| X| |X | \\|.,-' __ X| |X | |||| ( ^ X| |X | (| \\ ___ (;(~\X| |X | ||_ \\_ /"_ \ ("_( "X| |X \ (,),)(,),) / \_/ )( X| |X " "" " " " ^^ " "" X| |X "" " "" """ "" """ X| |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| snark^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-09.txt #4276 BLACK DOT (Wed, 2011 Mar 9) I'M THE BLACK DOT FROM ADVENTURE FOR ATARI 2600 / __ | | |__| tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-21.txt #4288 PINBALL WIZARD (Mon, 2011 Mar 21) /`-._ / `,--"'* /--.| ( o ) <--- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS `--' Ojo File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-28.txt #4326 CRYSIS 2 PLAY STYLE (Thu, 2011 Apr 28) ,.=,,==. ,,_ _ ,====, _ |I|`` || `|I `| I REALLY LIKE CRYSIS 2 |`I| || `==,|`` ^^ `` | | `` ^^ ||_,===TT`==,,_ | IN PARTICULAR IT'S GREAT THAT |,==Y``Y==,,__| \L=_-`' +J/` YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR PLAY STYLE \|=_ ' -=#J/..-|=_- =| |=_ -;-='`. .|=_- =|----T--, |=/\ -|=_-. . |=_-/^\ =||-|-|::|____ ALTHOUGH MY USUAL |=|| -|=_-. . |=_-| | =|-|-||::\____ CONSITENT STYLE IS |=LJ -|=_-. . |=_-|_| =||-|-|::::::: TO RUN UP RIGHT IN |=_ -|=_-_. |=_- =|-|-||::::::: FRONT OF AN ENEMY |=_ -|=//^\. |=_- =||-|-|::::::: WHILE CLOAKED, , |/&_,_-|=|| | |=_- =|-|-||::::::: DECLOAK, DROP MY ,--``8%,/ ',%|| | |=_- =||-|-|%:::::: TROUSERS, THEN POWER ,---`_,888` ,.'''''`-.,|,|/!,--,.&\|&\-,|&#::::: JUMP AND AIRSTOMP |;:;K`__,...;=\_____,=`` %%%& %#,--- THE FUCKER |;::::::::::::| `'.________+-------\ `` /8M%;:::;;:::::| | `------- SOMETIMES I YELL AN INAPPROPRIATE SLUR BUT SOMETIMES NOT THAT'S MY PREROGATIVE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-09.txt #4521 NO SMOKING (Wed, 2011 Nov 9) __ __ ) \\\ /// ( NO SMOKING FETISH PORN _ __\\\///_____ ) [_[___>><<______# ///\\\ BECAUSE THE LAST THING WE NEED IS MORE KINDS jgs /// \\\ OF SAD AND/OR DISGUSTING FETISH PORN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-21.txt #4533 I SHOT THE SHERIFF (Mon, 2011 Nov 21) () /\ I SHOT THE SHERIFF ()--' '--() `. .' AND I TOTALLY FUCKING SHOT THAT ASSHOLE DEPUTY, TOO / .. \ jgs ()' '() File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-11.txt #4370 ALLY MCBEAL (Sat, 2011 Jun 11) /________\ //( ( ( ( \\ || ((|| ||) ) ` ) )|| ALLY MCBEAL WAS A LITTLE || (\___( ( || TOO FAT FOR MY TASTE \|) ) \)_|/ / ((\_v_/ \ / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ | | | | `~~| |~~' |\ /| | \ / | |___V___| | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| / \ / \ ______/ \_______ ============================ Alyssa File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-18.txt #4226 RESPONDING TO COMMANDS (Tue, 2011 Jan 18) ,--. ,--. ((O ))--((O )) ,'_`--'____`--'_`. WHY WON'T MY PENIS RESPOND TO COMMANDS _: ____________ :_ LIKE AN INTELLIGENT ROBOT | | ||::::::::::|| | | | | ||::::::::::|| | | | | ||::::::::::|| | | FOR EXAMPLE "CREATE ME A MACHINE |_| |/__________\| |_| THAT WILL DO ANYTHING I WANT" |________________| __..-' `-..__ .-| : .----------------. : |-. ,\ || | |\______________/| | || /. OR "TELL ME THE LARGEST INTEGER" /`.\:| | || __ __ __ || | |;/,'\ :`-._\;.| || '--''--''--' || |,:/_.-': | : | || .----------. || | : | | | | || '----SSt---' || | | | | | | || _ _ _ || | | | :,--.; | || (_) (_) (_) || | :,--.; (`-'|) | ||______________|| | (|`-') `--' | |/______________\| | `--' |____________________| `.________________,' (_______)(_______) OR "IS THE SET OF ALL SETS A SUBSET OF ITSELF" (_______)(_______) (_______)(_______) (_______)(_______) | || | WELP SHOT IN THE FACE FOR BEING CLEVER '--------''--------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-05.txt #4364 BRINK DISCRIMINATION (Sun, 2011 Jun 5) ____ /(( )) ( )6 6( ) I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT BRINK DOESN'T ALLOW (_) l (_) PLAYERS TO CREATE FEMALE CHARACTERS \ <> ) ____) (_____ ( \____/ ) ) ( )( ) ( THAT'S JUST RACIST OR HOMOPHOBIC OR WHATEVER / / \ / \ \ IT'S CALLED THESE DAYS / / \ / \ \ \ \ )==( / / \ \ / \ / / '\\/ \//' '|\` '|\` \ / \ / ) ( jgs/akg / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ `-...., ,..-' `-..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-28.txt #4448 MENS REA (Sun, 2011 Aug 28) (`,---.') (\ (w,_,w) )) -=>_Y_<=- _,;' MY CAT HAD A SPAZ ATTACK AND RAN FACE-FIRST /`"'\.-'.' INTO MY LEG JUST AS I WAS WATCHING TOWARD HIM .' `<' | ; ; | |`, , | I REPEAT HE RAN INTO MY LEG I DIDN'T KICK HIM \ ;`; / pb ||,|| /|| ||\ EINSTEIN SAYS IT'S ALL RELATIVE AND IT DOESN'T (,|( )|,) MATTER WHO WAS MOVING BUT THE LAW SAYS IT DOES (,,Y,,) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-24.txt #4232 TUX, THE LINUX PENGUIN (Mon, 2011 Jan 24) _..._ .' '. / _ _ \ | (o)_(o) | I'M A BEARDO \( ) / //'._.'\ \ // . \ \ || . \ \ |\ : / | \ `) ' (` /_ _)``".____,.'"` (_ jgs ) )'--'( ( '---` `---` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-30.txt #4238 JFK CONSPIRACY (Sun, 2011 Jan 30) _______ ___________________________.'.------` '---------------------------.' `. .' I'M A WHEELBARROW AND I'M PRETTY SURE .-//`. .' OSWALD DID NOT ASSASSINATE JFK ALONE .' .//.'/`================' =[=:====:=]= \\|| '. `--' .' LGB \_| `- -' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-14.txt #4434 SIR ISAAC NEWTON'S GENIUS (Sun, 2011 Aug 14) ####### #######o### IF ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING APPLE FALLS ON MY #####o#######o# MOTHERFUCKING HEAD I WILL DEVELOP DIFFERENTIAL ####o#\#|#/######## AND INTEGRAL CALCULUS AND DETERMINE THE LAW ########\|/##o#####o# OF UNIVERSAL GRAVITATION THEREBY INVENTING # }}{ o # PHYSICS }{{ ( o }}{_ c_\ EITHER THAT OR KEEP READING THIS BOOK ON }}{\( HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS (I'M REALLY BAD AT IT) ejm97 }{{ \/\\ o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-31.txt #4239 CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE ONION (Mon, 2011 Jan 31) .. c='o|\ _.-7 cwz ,-( | | |/ o< THE MOTHERFUCKING ONION IS RIPPING OFF MY JOKES `-.-' (o)-(o) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-15.txt #4435 PHONE BOOTH (Mon, 2011 Aug 15) _.------._ _.-' '-._ / \ THIS IS A PHONE BOOTH '------------------' | .--------------. | | | || | | DON'T ENTER IT OUR JACK BAUER |[] || | | MAY SET YOU UP IN A HORRIBLY | |======||======| | IMPLAUSIBLE SCHEME TO DO SOMETHING | | || | | OR OTHER THAT COULDN'T POSSIBLY | | || | | HAVE REALLY SUCCEEDED |[]======||======[ | | |======||======| | | | || | | | | || | | |[]======||======| | | | || | | | '------''------' | |__________________| LGB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-01.txt #4421 MY FREE HAMS (Mon, 2011 Aug 1) ___ ////// (__|_______--/| / /// TURNS OUT MYFREEHAMS.COM __/ +--+| |-\| (> )/ IS REALLY DISAPPOINTING |_|ooo+--+|_| /_ / `-------' |_, // |___/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-25.txt #4233 BEAUTIFUL SILHOUETTE (Tue, 2011 Jan 25) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXY"' '"YXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXY YXXXY YXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXY YXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXY YXY YXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXY YXXXXXXX X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXX"X X"XXXXX X XXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXb dXXXXX XXXXXXX X X XXXXX X XXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXbo. .odXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX AoS NICE SILHOUETTE LET'S NUKE IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-29.txt #4449 APPOMATTOX (Mon, 2011 Aug 29) ,.., .-//||\\-. / , , \ I LIKE USING STRANGE WORDS WITH STRONG EMPHASIS / ; ; \ TO SUBSTITUTE AS PROFANITY JUST TO CONFUSE PEOPLE /, /| |\ .\ \` \| |/ `/ TRY THIS ONE: \ \ / / jgs \_/||||||\_/ APPOMATTOX `"===="` AS IN "APPO*MAT*TOX THAT FUCKING HURT" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-04.txt #4363 BURIAL URN (Sat, 2011 Jun 4) ______ (%%%%%%) )%%( I'M AN URN ,'<\o=`. (%%<_\)%%) `."/|%.' )\\( PUT SHIT IN ME (PREFERABLY DEAD SHIT) /%%%%\ ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-10.txt #4369 EATING MAGNETS (Fri, 2011 Jun 10) _ _|=|__________ / \ I LIKE EATING MAGNETS / \ /__________________\ I EAT THEM ONE AT A TIME || || /--\ || || EVERY FIFTEEN MINUTES ||[]|| | .| ||[]|| UNTIL I NEED TO CALL 911 ()||__||_|__|_||__||() ( )|-|-|-|====|-|-|-|( ) jgs^^^^^^^^^^====^^^^^^^^^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-19.txt #4227 WILD THING (Wed, 2011 Jan 19) _..-""""-.._ _.-' `-._ / \ : .-'; ;'-. : | / _.-: :-._ \ | WILD THING : ; ; o/ \o ; ; : / \_!-' '-!_/ \ :'-..__ __..-': / \ / \ .'\ \ / /'. .' ; `-. .-' ; '. ; : '..' : ; : | __...__ | : ; | .-' `-. | ; : : / \ : : : / / \ \ : ; .' : : '. ; ; : : : : ; ; : : : : ; : / : : \ : ;; \ / ;; ;-. '-. , .-' .-; ;;'-... '-..___..-' ...-';; ";, \ ""--....________....--""/ ,;" '. .' '. .' \ / \ / : : : : : \ / : YOU MAKE MY DONG CHIRP / '. .' \ .' _. / : : '. ____________________"/_) : ') \_/ (' : ( \"_______________fsc__ '-\ '-.' '.-' /-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-20.txt #4532 SAILBOAT (Sun, 2011 Nov 20) /|Zz, /_|\ THIS IS A SAILBOAT FLEEING FROM ` \ | /__|_\ SOME SORT OF GIANT SEA ANEMONE `\!,/ /___|__\ ~-~(~)~-~-~-~-~-~-=========~-~-~-~- ,,!`` ~-~-~-~-~ ` ) ' ~- ~-~ , , ! `-~-~ -~- ` _) ' -~-~ ~-!-~-~-~-~-~ ` )' ~-~-~ ejm ~-~ ~-~-~ `)Ss` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-08.txt #4520 COLLECT SUNLIGHT (Tue, 2011 Nov 8) .o00o o000000oo 00000000000o 00000000000000 oooooo 00000000 o88o ooOOOOOOOoo ```'' 888888 OOOOOOOOOOOO'.qQQQQq. `8888' oOOOOOOOOOO'.QQQQQQQQQQ/.88' OOOOOOOOOO'.QQQQQQQQQQ/ /q OOOOOOOOO QQQQQQQQQQ/ /QQ OOOOOOOOO `QQQQQQ/ /QQ' OO:F_P:O `QQQ/ /Q' \\. \ | // | d\ \\\|_//// IF I HAD A PENIS I WOULD RAPE THE AIR qP| \\ _' `|Ob \ / \ \Op INSTEAD I'LL JUST STAND HERE AND COLLECT SUNLIGHT | | O| | _ /\. \_/ /\ `---__/|_\\ //| __ `-' `-'`-'-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-20.txt #4287 TENGWAR (Sun, 2011 Mar 20) ':''':''':' .'''. .'' .'' .' : : : : : .'''...' : : : ''' ''': '...' .' ''' ''': : : : : : . : DDJJ '....' IS THIS ESPERANTO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-29.txt #4327 DECLARATION ENTERTAINMENT (Fri, 2011 Apr 29) YOU KNOW WHAT THIS COUNTRY REALLY NEEDS RIGHT NOW ?!?!?!? THAT'S RIGHT ***CITIZEN PRODUCERS*** -------------------------------------------------------------------------, [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [ -----------------------------------------------------------------------/ \|/ | O - ^^ | | _ _ | --O--|/ \ O ^^ | ^^ ||||| | ___ ( ) ( ) _/ /\ /|\ | --|-- | ^^ |O=O| |_ __/_|_\,_|___|___/ / \/\ |~~~~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~| ( - ) | `-O---O-' | /\ \/\_| / \ | .-~~~-. | -- -- -- -- -- / / /\ \ | ' ` | //| o |\\ |______________ | --------------------------------------------------------------_/ [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [' ------------------------------------------------------------' OTMK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-01.txt #4299 APRIL FOOL'S DAY 2011 (Fri, 2011 Apr 1) _\@)_ ___ /`\ .' -,'-.__,@ / | `).-' WHIPPING MY DICK OUT _/ _\V^V^V^V/_ | /\ .=// ^.^ \\=. /\ / .'/| ._. |\'. / /-`. _\___/_ APRIL FOOL'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 |/\/\ _@->` _ `<-@._ \ \.' @-'`\( `'-,@ '-. \ , @ , _.- `\ \ .'| : |` /'. _.' LEAVING MY DICK OUT `"` \ : / /`\_| @ @_ _.'`""""""`'-\_\.--;` `-.` /, `, .-' _.@--; .-'| '. ;-._;@ jgs .' @' _.'. `@ \ | _.-'` '-. \ '-._ `-._n_ ) | `'-._ ) `-,.' / u-'--;`@ .' | / ,\ /, )\.'/ IGNORING THE APPROACHING SIRENS / ( \_.. '._.@ `-.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-08.txt #4275 WATSON (Tue, 2011 Mar 8) ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' \ ' / ' ' . .-"```"-. . ' HERP DERP WHAT IS TORONTO \`-._.-`/ - - = \\ | // = - - ' \\|// ' jgs . ' \|/ ' . . ' ` ' . . / . \ . . . . File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-15.txt #4313 THE EYEGLASS EFFECT (Fri, 2011 Apr 15) __ .' `'. / _ | I WEAR GLASSES #_/.\==/.\ (, \_/ \\_/ THEREFORE I AWESOME IN BED | -' | \ '= / /`-.__.' (SLEEPING ALONE) .-'`-.___|__ jgs / \ `. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-03.txt #4301 ANGALORES (Sun, 2011 Apr 3) .--,_ [' '\. \ `''| BANGALORE ????? MANGALORE ?????? | ,] `._ ]. YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO RUN | \ OUT OF ANGALORES AT THIS RATE _/ -'\ ,' ,' _/' \ ,..-''L_ |--'' '-;__ |\ / .,' \ `--.__,'_ '---- ,-' `\ \`-'\__ ,| ,--;/ / .| ,/ \__ '| / / ./ _-, _| S@yaN \__/ / ,/ " | _/ | ,/ \ / | /.-' \ _/ : | / . | | . . | | '. ; \ / ;\ ' | | \ _| : \_,/ "' : ' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-17.txt #4315 LOVECRAFT (Sun, 2011 Apr 17) .. .+!... .zz+++;; `.zz+:+lllz! ` ,lz;:;=zSllz.` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` .Jlz;:++l+4kzll ` ` .lll++llvGQ+XIlz. `.1ll+;:=TUWZzJwll! ` ` ` .JUlllv:++zwgJWQHky?: ` ` ` ` ` `` `` .+k0C=llllv:++ZdgWMMMMN0+; ..gMMMBC+!:1ll=l++udMmM#NMMMMRlz. ..MMMMMMz++!.+;1lzzuMMMMMMMMMMMMkIlz ` ` .MMMMMMM@?!.`.:++lOZMMMMMMMNNNMMN0zlz ` ` ` ` ` JMMMMMMMMN2++.++zlluMMMMMMMMMMMMN#Rlz! ` JMMMMMMMMMMMNggggQY"!`?TMMMMMMMF7S``OC .dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM@! ?"""T^ .! ?` ` ` `JMMMMMMMMMMMMMMD` .! ` .JggJ..` ` MMMMMMMMMMMMMM^ .J` ` `.dMMMMMMMNNJ, JMMMMMMMMMMMM\ +`.. ` .MMMMMMMMMMMMMg, .MMMMMMMMMMM# ?!ux .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmdMMMMMMMMMMN. .k` ` ` UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMML ` ` ` .aJ..,` MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm., .MMMMN. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN,` ` JMMMMM; ` ?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb .MMMMMMF dMMMMMMb,WMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMF ` `.MMMMMM# ` WMMMMMb .TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMF `JMMMMMMM, .MMMMM@ .TWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm,` .MMMMMMMM| ` .MMMMN. `?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNg,.` .MMMMMMMMF ` MMMMM% .TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN, JMMMMMMMMF ` .l=+?: ?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM#Mb ` +zv!.+ ?TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMN. ` `..+lz+!..` ?WMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHM` ` . .?;++;+++.. ` `TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM# ` !` ??"77""=!`` ` ?TWMM#MMMMMMMMMMM% ` `` ?`.TMMMMMMMM@' ` `'PPPP lm ` ` H.P. LOVECRAFT ATE POOP THERE I SAID IT (SORRY FOR THE ASCII ART, THE CLOSEST I COULD COME TO "YOG SOTHOTH" WAS "YOGA") File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-22.txt #4289 TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE PIPER (Tue, 2011 Mar 22) *** %% I HAVE NO FRIENDS *****%%>> *****|| #####||%% %% d0 0b||%%--%%>> ( " )|||| // __|\\_||||// ( \ \\#=#=#=# \ \ \ ||=#=#=# \ \.\|E)#=#=# /\/=(B| #==0=@@ #=***=# #=ooo=# #=#=#=# || || || || <@@ @@> ES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-22.txt #4534 ARBOR (Tue, 2011 Nov 22) \_/ --(_)-- .............oOo............. / \ ~'~ [###############################] #~@~;~@~# #~@~;~@~# ,#/;\ /;\# #/;\ /;\#, %%, , ,%, %`%;,%%#\~;@;~/# #\~;@;~/#%;` ;%;,`,%%,`;%%%;%%;%%%#~@~;~@~# ~'~ #~@~;~@~#%%% , ,%,`%;, %%%;%;%%;%%%%%%;%%;%%#/;\;/;\#;, ,;#/;\;/;\#;%;,`,%%,`;%%%;%%; %%%;%;%%;%%%%;%%%%%%%#\~;@;~/#%;, ,;%#\~;@;~/#%%%;%;%%;%%%%%%;%%;, %;%%%;%%%%%;%%%;%%%;%#~@~;~@~#%%; ;%%#~@~;~@~#%;%%%%%%%%%;%%%%%%%; %%;%%%%%;%%%%;%%%%%O%#/;\;/;\#%%%, ,%%%#/;\;/;\#%O%;%%%;%%;%%%%%;%%%, %o%%o%;o%%o;%o%%o;[#]#\~;@;~/#%%%%,-,%%%%#\~;@;~/#[#]%o;%o%%o%%o;%o%%o` /#\/#\/#\/#\/#\/#\|#|#~@~;~@~#%%;/ \;%%#~@~;~@~#|#|/#\/#\/#\/#\/#\/#\ |#||#||#||#||#||#||#|#/;\;/;\#%%/ \%%#/;\;/;\#|#||#||#||#||#||#||#| |#||#||#||#||#||#||#|#\~;@;~/#%/ _- \%#\~;@;~/#|#||#||#||#||#||#||#| |#||#||#||#||#||#||#|#~@~;~@~#/ \#~@~;~@~#|#||#||#||#||#||#||#| |#||#||#||#||#||#||#|#/;\;/;\# #/;\;/;\#|#||#||#||#||#||#||#| |#||#||#||#||#||#||#|#\~;@;~/# _- #\~;@;~/#|#||#||#||#||#||#||#| |#||#||#||#||#||#||#|#~@~;~@~# #~@~;~@~#|#||#||#||#||#||#||#| lc||#||#||#||#||#||#|#/;\;/;\# #/;\;/;\#|#||#||#||#||#||#||#| """""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""" WALK INTO THIS ARCHWAY AND EXPERIENCE DONGVILLE YOURSELF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-06.txt #4365 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE (Mon, 2011 Jun 6) . \ | / _\|/_ .' ' ' '. ___ _.|.--.--.|.___.--'___`-. .'.'|| | ||`----'"` ``'` .'.' ||()|()|| .___..-'.' / \ I HEREBY ANNOUNCE MY CANDIDACY FOR `----'"` / .-. \ THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (.'.(___).'.) `.__.-.__.' jgs |_| |_| OOPS NEVER MIND I TOOK A NICE BIG DUMP `.`-'.' SO I HEREBY OFFICIALLY WITHDRAW MY CANDIDACY `"` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-12.txt #4371 A CAMGIRL'S REGRET (Sun, 2011 Jun 12) .---. / _\ HELLO THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE / (={) THE YEAR IS 2023 / /_/ SHIT IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME, TV STILL SUCKS ( |(_ /\_.--'// \ /L.|`--'( \ , / /\_____`).J\____'==HH===HH \ \ \ ` | \__..--."' \ \._) ` \ ( MY NAME IS "RANDOM DUMB BITCH" \_/(`-..-'L ) I WANTED TO EXPRESS THAT I WISH I HADN'T / `\_( L\,--.' POSTED MY FULL BODY AND FACE ON /R/GONEWILD/ > --'`-- \\ (_) IT'S MAKING IT REALLY HARD TO GET A JOB NOW | | \ Y |__/| \---'\ END TRANSMISSION | | `. _) \ ; ) | )`)| | | | | | | | | |(o) Ojo/JRO |(o) / \ / | \(\_"> \(\_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-17.txt #4437 THE MINK SPEAKS (Wed, 2011 Aug 17) I HAVE NOTHING OF ANY INTEREST TO SAY ', ,' / ,' /|\ | |\| |< / ,' / ,' ,-'-, ;., ' .' , ';'," ',.' )-' '(;'' -ahk- '- - File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-27.txt #4235 TIGER MOM (Thu, 2011 Jan 27) __,,,,_ _ __..-;''`--/'/ /.',-`-. TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM (`/' ` | \ \ \\ / / / / .-'/`,_ TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER /'`\ \ | \ | \| // // / -.,/_,'-, TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER /<7' ; \ \ | ; ||/ /| | \/ |`-/,/-.,_,/') TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER / _.-, `,-\,__| _-| / \ \/|_/ | '-/.;.\' TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM `-` f/ ; / __/ \__ `/ |__/ | TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM `-' | -| =|\_ \ |-' | TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM __/ /_..-' ` ),' // TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM fL ((__.-'((___..-'' \__.' TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-03.txt #4423 TIME IN A BOTTLE (Wed, 2011 Aug 3) [] [||] IF I COULD SAVE TIME IN A BOTTLE / |||| | | I'D SURE AS FUCK DRAW IT BETTER THAN THIS | | / _ \ |(-_)| |\ /| || || || || || || |/ \| jgs |-..'| `""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-26.txt #4234 LATHE (Wed, 2011 Jan 26) .--._ || .----. || / `. || .' \ || | | || )o> ) | || / ( o/ || /_. / || .' \ _\ || \-' | || .' `._' || `. \ || .' -. || .' '. || / | | || / / | | || / .' / .''. . | | |.''. | | | | .-==:==:======:============| | | |:==:= | | | .--.-. /_/ '..' _|_ | / ) |'..' | | `.' | | || /.-.\ | / .' | || | \ `. / |`-._ || \ / |.' / | || | `-._ `-.|._ `-. || |-|`. .-' .' | || | /`-. `::.____`...____(.-') `..---' _.-' \ || | | `-.._.--._''''----`| | '-._-.'. (_________.||| | | | | || | |`. _.' .' .'----------||| | | / \ | || \ / -_.-` .' .' ||| | | | | | || | .' .' / || \ | './ '._ .--.______'_____ : .' _......_ ||.. `.__.( `-._--`.-_(_________________ : -' `-' `. `'-''---` /_/ LGB `:.______...------- `..> WHATEVER THESE TWO PEOPLE ARE DOING TOGETHER LOOKS DISGUSTING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-02.txt #4422 DUCK CROSSING QUESTION (Tue, 2011 Aug 2) _ _ \`.__..--'' `. ( _ ,\ ( <_< < < `','`. \ (_< < < \ `. `. `----' ( q _p `-._ _.-' `-(_''\ (_'))--, `._\ `-._< hjw I URINATED ON A DUCK THAT WAS CROSSING AT A POSTED DUCK CROSSING IS THIS ILLEGAL OR JUST GROSS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-16.txt #4436 PEACOCK JOKES (Tue, 2011 Aug 16) __ ~%( o`=- I'M CALLED A "PEACOCK" BECAUSE \ \ MY COCK IS THE SIZE OF A PEA / / __/~~\__ ( / ~~ \ ) | | | | YES THAT'S LAME BUT I'M A FUCKING PEACOCK \| |/ ___vv__vv__nmf / `` '' \ |_____________| WHAT YOU'RE SERIOUSLY EXPECTING ~`/%%%%\`~ BETTER FROM ME ON SHORT NOTICE / %% \ ~@ /``\ @~ I'M A FUCKING BIRD / %% %% \ ~@ / \ @~ / %% %% \ ~/@/~ ~\@\~ (\/ \/) `(~ ~)` `(_(@) (@)_)` (_`____`_) !$%$%$! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-13.txt #4372 I'D STILL HIT IT (Mon, 2011 Jun 13) DEAR MRS. CONGRESSWOMAN GABRIELLE GIFFORDS, HELL, I'D STILL HIT IT SINCERELY, DUKE NUKEM (())) /|x x| /\( - ) ___.-._/\/ /=`_'-'-'/ !! |-{-_-_-} ! (-{-_-_-} ! \{_-_-_} ! }-_-_-} {-_|-_} {-_|_-} {_-|-_} {_-|-_} ZOT ____%%@ @%%_______ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-07.txt #4366 LATIN (Tue, 2011 Jun 7) _ // ___ // / \ // WHENEVER POSSIBLE I LIKE TO USE : ==\ <\// THE LATIN PHRASE "IPSE DIXIT" \____/_.-'_}> / `-`\ .//`' :__<_ :/ " BECAUSE IT SOUNDS A LITTLE LIKE /.--.\ | "DICKSHIT" { \>____________________________________________< ## \/______________________________________________\,-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-16.txt #4314 BANK GOTHIC (Sat, 2011 Apr 16) . ,' `. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GAME DEVELOPERS ,' `,' `. ____ '.' `,' `. CAN WE ALL JUST AGREE TO PUT THE FONT /_|__| `.' `,' `. BANK GOTHIC THE FUCK DOWN AND STEP AWAY | | `.' `,'| |_,-._|=====,-.=`.' | --- '-' ----- `-' --.`:. \.,';.,, jrei \':';,.:.. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-02.txt #4300 QED (Sat, 2011 Apr 2) .-. (/^\) WELP BAD DAY AT WORK SO IT'S TIME GO OUT (\ /) AND STRANGLE STREETWALKERS .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ DOING IT WILL MAKE FEEL BETTER \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ QUAD ERAT DEMONSTRANGLEM' jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-27.txt #4294 MILLISIEVERT (Sun, 2011 Mar 27) ____ . ###%###%#### ######%##%##### OM NOM NOMMING MANY MILLISIEVERTS ########%%#%#### ##########%%%%%% ############%%#% ############%%## "####_""_""##%# #|L L###% %E%E%. ## < ' ,#%# %E%E%EE%% ,##\ - ,##%% %E%E%EE%EE% /\._.## %__ %E%E%E%EE%%EE _.-' \ / ## '-. %E%E%E%E%%EE%% / \ \/ ## | %E%E%E%EE%EEEE |\ \ / /## |/\ %E%EEEE%EEE%%%% | | / | ## | | /%EEEE%EE%%EEEEEE | / | / %% / | | / %%EEEEEEEEEEE' | | / / ##% | \ | .Y |.|-/\-/-__## /\ \._.--.,-' / |/%%%%%/%\%##%| \ _/ | /' %(%%%%(%%%|##%| \ |/ |%\%%%%|%%%\#%%| \ _.-/ /|%%\%%%/%%%%|%/| '_ ._-/ / |%%%|''|%%%%\ | "---./ | |%%%%\ |%%%%%| \ / /%%%%| |%%%%%\ | | |%%%%%| |%%%"""' | \ |%%%%%%| -'' | / \|%%%%%%| || | / /|%%%%%%| || | ____/ / |%%%%%%- | || ^ | / ./ |%%-' | || | --- > _/ |%| | | | || | -" \\ | | | || | | | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |/ | | /| \ | \ | |/=| | | ||=| | | ||=\ | | ||==== | | ||=====\ | |/|== \ | \| |\ | | |===.__ | / | = .|'' /= % = | ===%% = | ===== = | ====== = | ===== === | ===== === | ===== == | ==== = | ==== = | === = | ==== = | === = | E=== = | EEEE = | E=EE == = =E=" ==== EE=E ==== EEEE ==== ===== ==== ==== ==== = === " bonnnie File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-06.txt #4304 GRAPEVINE (Wed, 2011 Apr 6) __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ (// \\) __(// __ (// \\) __(// __ (// \\) sjw /" / __ \\)" \\)_ /" / __ \\)" \\)_ /" / __ '|-..__..-''\_''-.\__..-'' '|-..__..-''\_''-.\__..-'' '|-..__..-''\ (\\ \_ _(\\ _/ (\\ \_ _(\\ _/ (\\ \_ //) "" (\\ //)"" //) "" (\\ //)"" //) "" (\\ "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE / THAT YOU TOTALLY TAKE IT UP THE ASS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-12.txt #4310 AMAZON CLOUD PLAYER (Tue, 2011 Apr 12) HE SAY YOU AMAZON CROWD PRAYAH .---. .---. / / \/ \ \ /\ / '---' '---' sjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-27.txt #4539 SPR (Sun, 2011 Nov 27) /\ I SURE HOPE THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA /\/\ HAS A SUPPLY OF STRATEGIC PORN RESERVES AVAILABLE _|/\|_ (CLASSIFIED I'M SURE) BECAUSE HOLY GOD IF WE RUN |______| OUT OF EASTERN EUROPEANS AND ASIANS TO DO |\/\/| PORN WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A NATIONAL \|/\/\| .''`/: CRISIS ON OUR HANDS :\''. \`'. | || / : : \ || |\ ||| || / o j _\||__/__\||_\_||/___ |___________________| | | | | | | ~~~~~~|~~|~~~|~~~|~~~|~~|~~~~~~tre File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-12.txt #4432 MUMMY (Fri, 2011 Aug 12) _______________________________________________ _ | (-' I DON'T THINK ANCIENT EGYPT ______|_ ... ) REALLY WORKED THIS WAY | ===== ___ __|__ ))) < \ ( /- . | (((( / \'. <@>, _(>_\ ______| |"____) \ ./ \/ ( .__ - - _____. _ /\ _|_\ | \ | / ___ _ __( ' / / _\| '. .( | \__) _/_/ /-.-\ __|___ |'-, | /__ __\ | |-' __|___ /..___..\ ____ | / / \ \ | | ____|_ ) / '. ) __|_____|__ / ) )| | | .--. (_| (_| |_\/_\ _ \| )|_. ' )__ |___=( ( /)__'--. / \//%. (__/ / \___/ \'. (__/-(), .-'| ___\/_|_|_____)_\ \//__" \ O '-| (__\__\ \/ /_\_\_/ ''|-'._/)//\ \_| \ \/ // | | ( \/ )//) ) _\| | \/ | |/ \\__/_.' (_\/ |\/ /\ (____\ / \/ /\ /_.___\ / \/_/ /\ ( |_|/ / \/ \ /\ | / | \/ './) )__| |\/ |_| / | /_| |_| \___) |_| \_| |-|_ __/__''._____/__''._______mrf/____\___________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-06.txt #4426 DREAMS ARE COOL (Sat, 2011 Aug 6) _____|~~\_____ _____________ _-~ \ | \ _- | ) \ |__/ \ \ _- ) | | | \ \ _- | ) / |--| | | __-_______________ /__/_______| |_________ ( |---- | | `---------------'--\\\\ .`--' -Glyde- `|||| DREAMS ARE COOL I MEAN YOU KNOW THOSE THINGS YOU HAVE AT NIGHT WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP DREAMS AS IN ASPIRATIONS ON THE OTHER HAND ARE A WASTE OF TIME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-22.txt #4230 CIVILITY (Sat, 2011 Jan 22) FOLKS I THINK RECENT EVENTS REALLY INDICATE THAT WE SHOULD INCREASE THE AMOUNT OF CIVILITY IN CONTEMPORARY PUBLIC DISCOURSE _ /\) _ _ / / (/\ /\) ( Y) \ \ / / "" (Y ) ( Y) _ "" "" (/\ _ \ \ /\) (Y ) / / "" ( Y) "" Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-03.txt #4362 RANDY SAVAGE'S LAST THOUGHTS (Fri, 2011 Jun 3) ,----------------------. | SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM | `-------,--------------' _____________/__________ /' / `\ / ,ssssssssssosssssssssss. \ / dSSSSSSSSSS/|\SSSSSSSSSSSb \ / dSSP' p / \ q `?SSb \ / dSSP /V\ /V\ ?SSb \ / dSSP /"\ /"\ ?SSb \ / dSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSb \ HURRRRK GURRRF HEART ATTACK / dSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSb \ SCREECH CRASH CAR ACCIDENT / \ `-------------------------------------------' pb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-17.txt #4376 GAME BOYCOTT (Fri, 2011 Jun 17) -------------------------------------------------------- 1 U P H I G H S C O R E ______3_4_0-0._________5_0_0_0_0_______.--.___________ [%%%%%%%%%%[CJ]%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%[CJ]%%%%%%%%%%%] /"\ A /"\ === /_\ A === \_/ __ /_\ \_/ |%| __ __ __ [%%] __ __ __ |%| /"\ __ [##][##][##][%%][@@][@@][@@] __ /"\ === [##][##][##][__][__][__][@@][@@][@@] === \_/ __ [##][##][__][__][__][__][__][@@][@@] __ \_/ |%| [##][##][##][__][__][__][__][__][@@][@@][@@] |%| |%| [##][##][##][__][__][__][__][__][@@][@@][@@] |%| /"\ [##][##][##][__][__][__][__][__][@@][@@][@@] /"\ === [%%] [%%] [%%] [%%] [%%] === \_/ [%%] \_/ |%| [%%] |%| |%| __ [%%] |%| /"\ [%%] __ [%%] /"\ === [%%][%%][%%] === \_/ [%%] \_/ |%| O |%| |%| |%| /"\ /"\ === === \_/ \_/ |%| |%| /"\ ______ /"\ === (______) === \_/ \_/ |%| {=}{=} |%| -------------------------------------------------------- I'M ANNOUNCING A BOYCOTT OF GAME YAPPITY YAP BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T INCLUDE THE FAGGOT UNICORNS FEATURE LIKE I WANTED TO AND EMAILED THEM ABOUT 27 TIMES AND POSTED ABOUT 1045 TIMES ON THIS VERY BLOG COMMENTS: 0 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-16.txt #4375 SOUND BLASTER (Thu, 2011 Jun 16) HEY WILL I NEED TO UPGRADE MY SOUND BLASTER CARD TO BE ABLE TO RUN THE NEW DUKE NUKEM GAME THANKS, AND KEEP ON GAMING!!! +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | |\ -~ / \ / | |~~__ | \ | \/ /\ /| | -- | \ | / \ / \ / | | |~_| \ \___|/ \/ / | |--__ | -- |\________________________________/~~\~~| / \ / \ | | |~~--__ |~_|____|____|____|____|____|____|/ / \/|\ / \/ \/| | | |~--_|__|____|____|____|____|____|_/ /| |/ \ / \ / | |___|______|__|_||____|____|____|____|____|__[]/_|----| \/ \ / | | \mmmm : | _|___|____|____|____|____|____|___| /\| / \ / \ | | B :_--~~ |_|____|____|____|____|____|____| | |\/ \ / \ | | __--P : | / / / | \ / \ /\| |~~ | : | / ~~~ | \ / \ / | | | |/ .-. | /\ \ / | | | / | | |/ \ /\ | | | / | | -_ \ / \ | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | /| | | 2 3 4 | /~~~~~\ | /| |_| .... ......... | | | ~|~ | % | | | ~J~ | | ~|~ % |_| .... ......... | | AMMO | HEALTH | 5 6 7 | \===/ | ARMOR |#| .... ......... | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ BM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-02.txt #4361 SHOOTING RANGE GUN SAFETY (Thu, 2011 Jun 2) ----. " _} "@ > PLEASE POINT THE GUN EITHER |\ 7 AT THE PAPER TARGET DOWNRANGE / `-- _ ,-------,**** ~ >o< \---------o{___}- OR AT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING / | \ / ________/8' YOU DO NOT PARTICULARLY LIKE | | / " | / | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-07.txt #4427 RED FACTION: ARMAGEDDON (Sun, 2011 Aug 7) _____ \"_ _"/ |(>)-(<)| ../ " O " \.. sjw----""(((:-.,_,.-:)))""-------- IT'S OFFICIAL !!!!!!!!111 RED FACTION FRANCHISE DEAD SEE LIVE AUTOPSY BY PLAYING RED FACTION: ARMAGEDDON File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-23.txt #4231 KAYAKING (Sun, 2011 Jan 23) _/\. /_ .^\ / ^. \ _.'^ . ^'. /_. / _\ --.`_~^ - .. /_/ ^ \`\_ ~ ~_ -~_`^ -~ ~^ _~~^~ _ ~^~_~ ^ -/.'_ / | '. \ /\_ '--.. '---.. .". /`-/___^ ^ \ `\ .'^.\_ '-. ~. / | \ '.'. ^ `--^--'|##|'---`-' /_. \ _\ -.__ ~ '. '---. / I \ _ ___ .;;``\/. ' /_/ ^'. _ ^~./ I \ ~^-, .;;;;`\;;, \// . /_, / _\ --.. _ ~ ^~ - / I \ - ~/;;;' `-----;._ .' \ '. ~- ^ ; ,;";, ;. |;;' _., /_.' ^. '_\ ~ '-. '. ; /_|_|_\ ; : \;;' .-' \ . _/'^ . ^ \_ _ '-. '. 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I REGRET NOTHING (GLUG GLUG GLUG DROWNING) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-13.txt #4433 MEXICO (Sat, 2011 Aug 13) ...eeec..eeeee.. .eP"" ^ ""d""""""***ec..... .zr*e. .e*" ..e=e.r . .e *" ""*c z* .e* .ze*"" .e*"" $F ^$. $*" "$. $ 4F ..e*" .e*" e$b "b .P" ^* ". ^**""" ..e@*" .$e $- 4F *.e "**ee**"" $" .ee==*****"" "b .e@*"*c ^*$. *r $^* E $. "*e """"$. ^*e. *e $. . Jc *c....$ *c....* **ecd* 3""*e. ^* *----------------------------------------------- : $ ^b * *be ,ggg, ,ggg,_,ggg, P....'c. "b /' $$ dP""Y8dP""Y88P""Y8b $ $.$ ezP* Yb, `88' `88' `88 % : `" 88 88 88 gg gg '. 4 88 88 88 "" "" * ' 88 88 88 ,ggg, ,gg, ,gg gg ,gggg, ,ggr* $ 88 88 88 i8" "8i P""8b,dP" 88 gdP" "YbgdP" e...$ 88 88 88 I8baaP' ,88" 88 I8' I8' ,8I 88 88 Y8,Y8,_ ,dP"Y8, 88,_Y8,_ _Y8, ,d8' 88 88 `Y8`"Y8888PdP" "Y8 "Y88 "Y8888PP`Y8888P" *-----------------------------------------------------------------* WELCOME TO BE MEXICO WHERE YOU WILL BE ATTACKED BY UH WILD LEOPARDS ??? WHAT IS THAT THING SUPPOSED TO BE EXACTLY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-26.txt #4538 HURTFUL WORDS (Sat, 2011 Nov 26) ! | | |~/ | _|~ .============.| (_| |~/ .-;____________;|. _|~ | [_________I__] | (_| | """"" (_) (_) | | .=====..=====. | MAN I STILL WISH I WERE AN AUTISTIC ASPERGER | |:::::||:::::| | FAGGOT BECAUSE JUST BEING NORMAL I GET THIS jgs | '=====''=====' | HURTFUL WORD "NEUROTYPICAL" HURLED AT ME '----------------' AND THAT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINGS (GET IT BECAUSE ASPIES ARE NOT HUMAN AND THEREFORE DON'T HAVE FEELINGS) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-13.txt #4311 MAXIMUM DRINK (Wed, 2011 Apr 13) _ ]=[ .-'(P)'-. |absolut| VODKA POWERS MY CRYSIS SUIT | ~~~~~ | | ~~~~~ | | ~~~~~ | (CLOAK ENGAGED) '_______' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-07.txt #4305 ETHICAL HACKER (Thu, 2011 Apr 7) _ O _ __| I'M AN ETHICAL HACKER |<)/=// (_O| _T__)>_ ___| THAT'S WHY I CAN'T GET OFF THIS FUCKING TOILET cww File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-26.txt #4293 MONADS VIDEO TUTORIAL (Sat, 2011 Mar 26) ________ ___,,,,,,, WATCHING A TUTORIAL VIDEO ON MONADS !!!111 jgs [________>__________\ SLITTING WRISTS DOWN THE VEIN AND NOT ACROSS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-24.txt #4291 ARTIST (Thu, 2011 Mar 24) |\ ___ SIR YOU'RE BARELY A BEATOFF | ) / '-. ENTHUSIAST MUCH LESS A ||.+ L (__ \ BEATOFF ARTIST || '-.\ ___)a \__ \ || `-. /.__ J__//--. |J `-. |_ '-._ \ _.------. | L ` L__. _/`----.____ / b a (__c> |J \ __,-_____ __._>\__/ ( c " h\ L L \ ./--+///___)_.--' /\ -. \ d e f g / J J | \\__// `--(_.( `--.....-' | \ J )_ _,- \__ \ `--' L | L ` )-)_/ \_._..--''-..) J | | \ [_._._,.. _] | | | ,,' _/ ( __ | _ | J ,' \ _________ / \ \ | _______a:f____ | J_.L_.' \ / _\_/\ ( L | \ / _| / \_ F J J ( (_ L `-. / L \ \__. `. \__ \ / J ^ \ ) \____ \ / L .---.-)_ _/ ) \ /_ | ( `-' \__/. L__\_\ | `-.__.--.___) --- / (_/ J |_ ( .-' --- `--- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-30.txt #4297 SLEEP NUMBER SETTING (Wed, 2011 Mar 30) .::""-, .::""-. /:: \ /:: \ |:: | _..--""""--.._ |:: | '\:.__ / .' '. \:.__ / WHAT IS MY SLEEP NUMBER SETTING ???? ||____|.' '.||____| ||:. | |:. | ||:. | |:. | ||:. | |:. | "PISS THE FUCKING BED AND ||:. | _..---"````````'---. |:. | CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP" ||:. | ` \:. | ||:. |: : .--._.-""-; ||:. |: : _.---``````---/ '. _.`. ||:. | .-' _,'```'-...' _ .-'.' '-. ||:. .-' .' '. . ' '. `'. ||: ;.' .`' _. '`'-. '. . ''-._ ||:. : '. .' '. . ' ' '.` '._ ||:. : '. .' .::""-: .''. ' . . ' ' :::""-. ||:. ' ..' . /:: \ '. . '. /:: \ ||: : . .' '.|:: | _.:---""---.._' |:: | ||. ; .: '\:.__ / .' '. \:.__ / ||: ; : '. . ||____|_.' '._||____| ||: ;__: '. .' ||:. | ||:. | ||:___| \ '. : ||:. | ||:. | [[____] '. '.-._||:. | ||:. | '. : ||:. | ||:. | '. : ||:. | ||:. | '-: ||:. | ||:. | '._||:. |________________________||:. | ||:___|'-.-'-.-'-.-'-.-'-.-'-.-||:___| jgs [[____] [[____] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-11.txt #4309 MASS EFFECT NOVEL/ANIME (Mon, 2011 Apr 11) __ _____....--' .' FINALLY !!!!!!!!111 ___...---'._ o -`( ___...---' \ .--. `\ A NEW MASS EFFECT NOVEL ___...---' | \ \ `| *AND* A MASS EFFECT ANIME | |o o | | | | \___'.-`. '. | | `---' FINALLY I CAN SAW MY '^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^' LGB OWN FUCKING HEAD OFF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-18.txt #4285 CASTLE ADVENTURE (Fri, 2011 Mar 18) | ################## | # # | # XXXX # | # XXXX # | #### @ # | # | #### # | # +-+ # | # +-+ # | IT'S MADE # # | OF WOOD. ######## ######## | # # | # # | ------------------------+ YOU ARE IN THE YELLOW ROOM. IT IS DECORATED ALL IN YELLOW. NOWIT IS EMPTY EXCEPT FOR A DESK & BED. ?FUCK DESK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-05.txt #4303 QCE (Tue, 2011 Apr 5) $$ $ \O/$ I'VE JUST COME UP WITH AN AMAZING NEW $ | GET-RICH-QUICK SCHEME /_\ _|___|_ _|___|___|_ _|___|___|___|_ _|___|___|___|___|_ I CALL IT _|___|___|___|___|___|_ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|_ QUANTUM CHROMOECONOMICS |___|___|___|___|___|___|___| \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ | | | | | | | / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ hjm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-30.txt #4542 STOMACH ACHE (Wed, 2011 Nov 30) ,- _,-'""`-._ \ / ,'dHHb |/ `-. _,-'|"`-. `- / / HHHH---<_____`. ,-' ""\ `. -'_ \ `HHP /\ ,' ,' \| dHHb \ '.`./ \ __ \,-' `.""""\___HHHH / \ `-.__|,-' UGH I FEEL SICK `-. / /HHP,' / \ `-._/_,-' \/\/\| MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE CHUGGED DOWN THOSE FIVE JARS OF MARMALADE AT 2 AM ,-'"""-"""`-. JUST BEFORE BED AND FINISHED IT OFF \""\""""""\"/ WITH A WHOLE BOTTLE OF TOBASCO SAUCE `--\ \\ \ \ \\ \ Krogg `-.__.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-24.txt #4536 THE MUPPETS (Thu, 2011 Nov 24) __ __ / '. .' \ | |`\ \ / /`| | \.--' '-' '--./ I'M CONCERED THAT THE PLOT OF "THE MUPPETS" .' .-'"'"'-. '. SEQUEL/REBOOT ISN'T GOING TO STAND UP / .-(((( ))))-. \ TO HIGHTENED SCRUTINY .' / =/_o/___\o_\= \ '. .' / .-' '-. \ '. / / / \ \ \ / | \ \ / / | \ | \ /-`.__.__.`-\ / | \ \ ` \.-./ ` / / \ '-._ , '-' , _.-' / '. /()`'-'-=-'-'`()\ .' jgs `/`\ '()()()()()() /`\` .---. .---. ( -o- )---( -o- ) ;-...-` `-...-; / \ / \ | /_ _\ | \`'.`'"--.....--"'`.'`/ \ '. `._.` .' / _.-''. `-.,___,.-` .''-._ `--._ `'-._______.-'` _.--` jgs / \ /.-'`\ .'. /`'-.\ ` '.' '.' ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-18.txt #4530 VACUUM CLEANER BAG (Fri, 2011 Nov 18) . . + : . : _ I JUST EMPITED OUT THE VACUUM CLEANER BAG . ! ' (_) AND NEARLY WIPED OUT OUR TIMELINE ,|.' - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - ,`|'`. , ! . : : " . --+-- .: . ! O!o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-21.txt #4229 I THINK HE MEANS LUNCHABLES (Fri, 2011 Jan 21) WE'RE HEADED OFF TO THE GROCERY STORE TO GET OUR TWO OLDEST KIDS SOME VAGIBLES ,--. //^\\\ ,;;;, . ((-_-))) (-_- ; /_\ )))((( >..'. .:. .--. |SSt| ((_._ ) /. .| :-_-; /-_-)) _))A ((_//| S || ,`-'. ))-(( `( )`' |___|),;, C \\_/,`I )) \ / | | |`' |___(/-'|___() ,-. )( | | | | | | | | | (-_-) _____ /__\ |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| (\I/\.__|A|R|T| `'' `-'-' `-'-' `-'-' `'-`' `o' `o' P.S. IS THIS FAMILY SUPPOSED TO BE ASIAN OR WHAT P.P.S. SERIOUSLY JUST ASKING I DIDN'T DRAW THIS SHIT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-28.txt #4387 EVE ONLINE VIRTUAL GOODS (Tue, 2011 Jun 28) _.-. F"--' .j'. I'M FINDING IT HARD TO HAVE SYMPATHY FOR PEOPLE WHO'VE | | BEEN PAYING A MONTHLY FEE FOR YEARS TO PLAY A GAME | | THAT IS BASICALLY A BIG BORING SPREADSHEET IN SPACE | | | | '--' fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-05.txt #4425 KIRK DOUGLAS (Fri, 2011 Aug 5) _____ /~/~ ~\ MICHAEL DOUGLAS IS OLD | | \ \ \ \ HIS DAD WAS REINCARNATED AS \ \ \ CATHERINE ZETA JONES --\ \ .\'' --==\ \ ,,i!!i, ''"'',,}{,, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-11.txt #4431 TRUE CONFESESIONS OF A MATHEMAGICIAN (Thu, 2011 Aug 11) I HAVE AIDS / / 1+1=2 /\ \ c") ;-/\> || kOs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-14.txt #4373 NO THEY DON'T (Tue, 2011 Jun 14) _._ _.-" `. .-" "-._ .' "-. .' _.-" `. _.-" .-" \ .-" .' .' ; .' / .' : : _.-' .-" _._ ; ; '._.-" _..--"Y" `, / : _.-" \ _.-' ; _.+" :b._\-" : . .-" / _ .d ; "^T; \ "--" .' ,""^TP^" :gp.: \ .-. ; .d$b `, $P.: \:.-.\ : `^$P_.' ;" ; ;`.(\\J : : WE BRITISH REFER TO THIS '. ; ; : AS "GETTING SACKED" `-._ \ . : ; : j ' .-' : | :\ `-.____. ; ___ ; | `. __. : \ ""--. : ; `. ; \ \ / : `. : \ `-. '.-._.-' : `.__..-' `. \ ; : .-| : "-._.'-'"--"" ; | bug ; | '. ; "-.___.-" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-09.txt #4217 CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE (Sun, 2011 Jan 9) __ __ '.'--.--'.-' .,_------.___, \' r' ', '-._a '-' .' I THINK BY FAR THE WORST CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE '. '-'Y \._ / BOOK HAD TO BE "YOUR CODE NAME IS JIZYA" '--;____'--.'-, snd /..' ''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-01.txt #4360 A THING (Wed, 2011 Jun 1) _____ / '`-._ | -. \ _.,--. '----- | / ,-'' `. / ,' I'M A THING /' _--\ | ___ | / | ' | |,.''' ''--:_ NO TWO BUTS ABOUT IT | ,' \ | ,--.. `. \____/ /' _( '. '\ I'M DEFINITELY SOME MANNER OF THING / /' '-. . ____ | | \ O,-' '\ THANKS FOR LISTENING | `\ , | \ | \. O / _/ __\,.\ `-'''\__,. -' | | _,.-=. ,/ VJ `.____,' \ _,-' '--------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-08.txt #4216 FOR EATING CRACKERS (Sat, 2011 Jan 8) .-..-. .'______`. NORMALLY I WOULDN'T KICK MY GIRLFRIEND VK / /------\ \ OUT OF BED FOR EATING CRACKERS `.`.____.' / _ ,-.______.' BUT THIS TIME I CAUGHT HER IN THERE _ (,-'__ \ ACTUALLY BLOWING ANOTHER WHITE DUDE _ (,-' /_/ \ (,-'__ __ __ \ ( /_/ /_/ /_/ ) (\ __ ,-' \ /_/ ,-' ) \ ,-' `-' `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-15.txt #4374 HOUSEWARMING PARTY (Wed, 2011 Jun 15) COME TO MY LOUD, OBNOXIOUS, FAGGOTY HOUSEWARMING PARTY GET DRUNK AND PISS ALL OVER MY NEW NEIGHBOR'S WINDOWS SO I GET IMMEDIATELY EVICTED AND LIVE IN A FUCKING GUTTER LIKE THE HUMAN DETRITUS I AM : _ _ : `v' `. ; .' ,~-. `. .-'''-. .',~') _ _ ( )~. ;' `; ( `-. ' V ` ,' )~. _ _ / ;-` ) ( __)' v ` | (_ )~./\ `~'--~'`~' _ '''''| (_ __ /##\ ,' )_ \ /( _HH_,~/#/\#\ ( c' `._ `. .' `~[____]/#/==\#\ ,-' -' (_c ) .' `-,,,-' `. |=_|/#/= _=\#\ `>o ~ '-. .' ; `. |-=/#/=____=\#\ ( ~ ,~.~.,`-'), _ _ : ` |=/#/=/,~~.\=\#\ ,' (\\||,' `-'), .' \/ `. : |/#/=(/_)(_\)=\#\ (`~ (_\`|)o ~ ) /#/_= |_\/_| _\#\ >( `~' ._,~ '-. /#/ _=[______]= _\#\(' `~, c ~. c) /#/=,---. _ = ___ =\#\`( ( ~ _.' <' /#/ /_____\ ==/,-.\ =\#\( c c___ ) ) `|=(/_|_|_\) //.-.\\=_|' `-.__,' //`-' `v@|==| : : |=(/:|_|:\)=| `,-\ `'/`,- `v@'~|= |_;_;_| =| | =| \ | _/\_/\_,(c`@'|=[_______]=| =()|==|_/\_/\_| |/\_ -||-||-@~'(_@|= _o@&8o_ =| | =|-||-||-( |||- _,@`v-@'~ c@._|_['%8o&8']_|_____|__| || || | )|| ,@C @,~' @,-v~' """""""`[_______] | | 'v-~,@,` (\-/) / / `*~ _.-' `-. ={ }= ~*'( ( `* `* ) ( \ `.~*' hjw _/ \_ `*~\ `. `* \ / \ `.`*' *' `-))' `*' \ `. *' (( `* \ `. \) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-10.txt #4430 WEREWOLF (Wed, 2011 Aug 10) /\ MEOW ( ;`~v/~~~ ;._ ,/'"/^) ' < o\ '".~'\\\--, / ,/",/W u '`. ~ >,._.., )' / ,/' w ,U^v ;//^)/')/^\;~)' / ,/"'/ W` ^v W |; )/' ;'' | v' v`" W } \\ " .'\ v `v/^W,) '\)\.)\/) `\ ,/,)' ''')/^"-;' \ '". _ \ RJK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-20.txt #4228 QUARIAN (Thu, 2011 Jan 20) . . + : . I FUCKED THE MUSLIM CHICK IN MASS EFFECT 2 : _ AND THEY DON'T EVEN SHOW ME HER FACE OR ANY . ! ' (_) PART OF HER BODY ?!?!?!?!?!? SHEESH WHAT A GYP ,|.' - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - ,`|'`. , ! . : : " . --+-- .: . ! OH GOD I MEAN QUARIAN YES QUARIAN NOT MUSLIM O!o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-04.txt #4424 CLEAR (Thu, 2011 Aug 4) _ _-' "'-, _-' | d$$b | WHENEVER I FEEL DOWN I JUST PICTURE _-' | $$$$ | VIC MACKEY POINTING HIS S&W .45 _-' | Y$$P | IN SOME GANGSTER'S FACE AND SHOUTING _-'| | | _-' _* | | "CLARO?" _-' |_-" __--''\ / _-' __--' __*--' -' __-'' __--*__-"` | _--'' __--*"__-'` |_--" .--=`"__-||" | | |\\ || | .dUU | | \\ // | UUUU | _|___// | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUP' | | [Matzec] | ___^-"` ""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-29.txt #4388 ULTIMATE REVENGE (Wed, 2011 Jun 29) _______________ MODERN-DAY JAPANESE POP BANDS AND GAME SHOWS |,----------. |\ ARE THE UNITED STATES' ULTIMATE REVENGE FOR || |=| | THE SURPRISE ATTACK ON PEARL HARBOR || || | | || . _o| | | __ |`-----------' |/ /~/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / / Ojo ~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-19.txt #4531 SKIRTS (Sat, 2011 Nov 19) _.---._ .' / '. / _/ \ GIRLS WEAR SKIRTS TO HIDE THEIR SHAME / .-'` '. \ .' | ^ _ ^ | '. .' \ _ / \ / '.___.' '. | _.' '._ \ | .' `"---"` '. | \ | | / \ | | | | / \ | :--"""--: | /` ) | | | | ( / \.'-.....-'./ \ / .' / ;|:| \ '. | .-._ \_.-' .' / ' . : '. '. / | \``` .' ; \ `: \ \ ' '. .--'\ | ' ' . `-._ /`;--' /_.' . `-. | `--` / \ \ \ .' ' '-. | \ ' ' __\ | '. . _.-' `) / '-._ _.-' `| .-` _.' `'--....____.--'| (` _.-' jgs / | | \ `"` \__/ \__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-25.txt #4537 SEEKED COMPLIMENTS (Fri, 2011 Nov 25) . . * . . . . * . . . . . . . . o . . . . . . 0 . . . , , , . \ . . . \ , . o . . . . . \ , . . #\##\# . . . # #O##\### . . . #*# #\##\### . , . ##*# #\##\## . . . ##*# #o##\# . , . . *# #\# . . . , \ . . ____^/\___^--____/\____O______________/\/\---/\___________---______________ /\^ ^ ^ ^ ^^ ^ '\ ^ ^ --- -- - -- - - --- __ ^ RS -- __ ___-- ^ ^ -- __ DO I LOOK FAT SHEATHED COMFORTABLE IN THIS PLANETARY CORE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-04.txt #4302 AN EXPERT AT SOMETHING (Mon, 2011 Apr 4) ____ I'M AN EXPERT AT PROCASTURBATING \ \ _\___\_ / / " _) / ((\__-_\ / \\ /__| /\\ UUU / / | /,_/ |/|\ |__ /__\____\ gnv File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-10.txt #4308 A STRANGE THING MAKES A STRANGE CONFESSION (Sun, 2011 Apr 10) TOILETS / / ('--.,-').,--`) _Oo C O_o C oO_ `o--^--o--^--o' O!o /""\_/""\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-19.txt #4286 WWAVD (Sat, 2011 Mar 19) _ _-' "'-, _-' | d$$b | _-' | $$$$ | WHAT WOULD ALYX VANCE DO _-' | Y$$P | _-'| | | _-' _* | | _-' |_-" __--''\ / _-' __--' __*--' -' __-'' __--*__-"` | _--'' __--*"__-'` |_--" .--=`"__-||" | | |\\ || | .dUU | | \\ // | UUUU | _|___// | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUP' | | [Matzec] | ___^-"` ""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-31.txt #4298 OVERRELIANCE OF THE WORD LIKE (Thu, 2011 Mar 31) ______ ___ _(_____ )__)_ (________ ____) @@@ OKAY EVERYONE UNDER 30 (________) @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ I'M TAKING AWAY THE WORD "LIKE" FROM @@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ YOUR VOCABULARY FOREVER AND SEEING @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ HOW YOU ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@@@ ||\._ _./| | || \ `-.______.-' / | | || \ / | | || `-._ _.-' | | || `--' | | || | | /|\\|\|| /|||/\\|/||/|\\\/| |\\||//| VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-25.txt #4292 MENTAL HEALTH BREAK (Fri, 2011 Mar 25) ___ / \ | | | | /~~~\ _____\___/_____ | | | | | | | | | | __\___/__ | | | | ,' `, | | | | | | | | | | | | | ,' `, | | | | | ,' | | `, |__| | |__| | | | | | | | `\,' `,/' | | | | | | | | `-----------' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | NV |___|___| DIARRHEA |__|__| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-21.txt #4319 KAYAKER (Thu, 2011 Apr 21) THIS IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO GET A BLOWJOB / (\ / \_O _____\/)_____ ~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ dt/ejm ~~~~ ~~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-28.txt #4295 PIPPI LONGSTOCKING (Mon, 2011 Mar 28) \| ... -:. //||\\ _. `::::' Q Q ``::::::+. ._"__.' \ ____ `==' _._N .' ` HERP DERP .' .:- .-. ` .' '.') ' _` /||. COMING TO FUCK YOU __.--|_.' ' : ( \/' /\\ /,=-U' ' : `. `. /U ' ' . ( -._.---" ....-----( ' . ` -. ) .:\:::\ '`. ` ` .' _ ( .:::::::::....--`--..-' \ ( ``-.\:::'' \ \ \\ ""\\-' `..:.\ `:-=/) `(::) ` .:::/ a:f_______________________________ |::/ _________ ______... .."\\/ .......------"""""" __.. . \\ -. _ . IT'S AMAZING HOW __..--'' .-' `+ () `-' DISTURBING SWEDISH __..---""" ..........|_ `-. . CHILDREN'S BOOKS ARE '' ....:::::::::::::.\.' ) . .-' ````::::::''''.""" . .-' . . . . File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-09.txt #4307 PRE VS. POST (Sat, 2011 Apr 9) I'M PRE-OP I'M POST-OP \ / \ / ___ ___ .d9969b d6966b. d66b'e( )a`d99b `d9p _/ \_ q6b' hjw / ( ) \ AND TOGETHER THEY ARE DISGUSTING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-14.txt #4281 GONG (Mon, 2011 Mar 14) ______________ | |____| | | | .' `. | | I AM A GONG | : (_)| | : : | | : : | | `.____.' | CARRY ON, THAT IS ALL _|______________|_ KCK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-28.txt #4540 MARIMBA (Mon, 2011 Nov 28) _________________________________ || | | | | | | | | | || || | | | | | | | | | || || | | | |__|__| | | | || THIS IS A THING THAT MAKES THINGY || | |__|--' '--|__| | || NOISES WHOEVER MADE THIS THING || |__| |__| || PROBABLY ALSO MAKES OTHER THINGS ||__| |__|| (_) (_) KCK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-14.txt #4526 NINTENDO 64 (Mon, 2011 Nov 14) o o / \ / \ / \ / ______________ |.------------.| || || || || THERE WERE ALMOST NO GOOD GAMES FOR ME || || || || ||____________||_ |OO ....... OO | `-. '------_.-._---' _.' _____|| ||___/_ / _.-|| N ||-._ \ .-._ / -'_.---------._'- \ ,'___i--i___ /_.-'_ NINTENDO _'-._\ ' /_+ o :::_\ |`-i /m\/m\|\|/=,/m\i-'| | || \ O / || akg | |_\_/\_/___\_/'./| | | \/ \ / \/ `-' '-.`-' , V `---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-30.txt #4389 PREPARED GRAVESTONES (Thu, 2011 Jun 30) _____ /~/~ ~\ I'VE ALREADY PREPARED THE GRAVESTONES FOR ALL THE | | \ FUCKING IDIOTS WHO ACTUALLY EXPECTED THAT \ \ \ DUKE NUKEM FOREVER MIGHT NOT COMPLETELY SUCK DONKEY DICKS \ \ \ --\ \ .\'' --==\ \ ,,i!!i, ''"'',,}{,, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-24.txt #4383 RATED T (Fri, 2011 Jun 24) ,____. ,-^ ^-.___ / \ ^-. THIS GAME IS RATED T FOR TITS _| /~\ | \ _-^ | (#) |0 | / | \_/ |_____|____ / \ / _-^~~~\ / \ _-`-_ _-' _-^ \ \| / \ / ~~~~~~| __-^ \ \ \ | \/ \ / \ \ _-^^ | | \/---______-^ \ \ |########/ \ \ |##\||/// ^-_ \ |###|//' ' \_-^\ |###|/| ' \ | |###|/| o _ | / |###//| ' < \_/ / |-----~~~~~~~~---____ \___/ |\ _-^\^^--__ ^. / \_/##\\| ^^--__-' / _=--^' ' ,_____. / _-^ / ,--- _-^_-^ || _-^_-^ |\ _-^/| \`---'/ `^^^' FRM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-09.txt #4429 TWO BITS (Tue, 2011 Aug 9) ..... .. XXXXX:::XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX: XXXXX:XXXXXXX:XXXXXXX:XXXXX:: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M ON .::IXX::XXXXXX:XXXX::.:':XXXX:: A SHITTY 50-CENT COIN ..::::XX:XXXXXX:XXXX:'::':XXXXX:: ..:::'X:XXXXXXXX':XXXX:XXXXXXXX':. ...:X'.'XXXXXXXXX.XXXXXXXXXXXX'XXX:. ....:X.:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX:'XXXX: ...."X.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"""'' :XXXXXX: ...::'"""''''"'""""''' :XXXXXX: ..:.:..... .:XXXXX: :..::..... :'XXXXX: .:::.... .:XXXXX ::'''' .:XXXXX . ....,, ...... :XXXXX ::: .::" XXX ::' ''": .XXXX:. :.: :::"MM'""X .:"MM '. "X";.: ::' I:..:.:X ."''.' .::' : ::XI . XI ::: : :XX XI .::"': :X' .:. /X. .::: . """.... /XXX.:XX. ...: . ":.... '"""' ..::. ':... ...: :.... :..:II:II:..: ...: ':.... ::. ..:: ':... '"""""' . .::: .:... . ..::::' ':.... : ..:::XXL:. ...:::X:... .:::::' XXXXXXX .:::XXXXXXX::::::......:::::' .XXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX:::::::::::::::' .XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX'::::::::::::' .'.:XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX.'::::::::::' .' .XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX ':::::::'. ,' .XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX ':::::'.; .XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX .'WWWW. .XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX. .'WWWWWW .XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX, .:WWWW" ' .XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX : WWW' XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX' . WWW' .XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX CS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-21.txt #4441 CELEBRITY GHOST STORIES (Sun, 2011 Aug 21) ___ / \ / O O \ CELEBRITY GHOST STORIES | O | , | | , WHERE YOU CAN HEAR STUPID FUCKING CUNTS \/( )\/ TALK ABOUT THEIR STUPID FUCKING IMAGINARY | ) ( | SHIT TO LAST ON TO THEIR FIFTEEN MINUTES |( )| OF STUPID FUCKING FAME || | |' `| | | FUCKING CUNTS | | | | /-' I'M TALKING ABOUT BOTH MALE AND FEMALE CELEBRITIES |_.' SO DON'T GET ALL WHINEY ON ME IT'S A FULLY VK APPROPRIATE WORD TO USE HERE (WAS: RE: CELEBRITIES) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-05.txt #4213 BABY PANAY (Wed, 2011 Jan 5) ,-.__ ._ ; `-' ) : ( : ; : _; ,.: ' `. ; COME TO THIS ARCHIPELAGO AND KILL BABY PANAY : : `'..-o : _ `,' `.' \ ._ .^. (,. _\`.` .';_; .--._`-'_`\ `.;. `. ; \; ` L' _,_ _ \_, /; ._ ' ' .`' ` ' |.`. `. : , <`. ` `.' > : ,; ; `-. .-.`._. ., : : _,'_ . :, `. ,',-' :,' _' ';; \ < ,',' ..; /;; _ ;.' ,',' `. : ;,' ; ,-' `_; `-' :`. ,._; \ ; : ,. ,'`' `-. / `' ; ; , ,: ,-. ' ;, ` `' ; , ; ,. : /` ,' _ `' `. . `' , `.,. ) ` ;, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-11.txt #4219 KOSHER ROLLING PIN (Tue, 2011 Jan 11) ___,, (())))) ()) | AH CRAP GOTTA MAKE MATZOH BALLS ())c 6_6 AND FORGOT MY ROLLING PIN AGAIN )(;\___/) .' \,/:\,/`. / : \ | Y : Y | |__ | : | | ___ /_ \/-=:;,_ | | /.-.\ (/ )/-..___/-.|__j__\\ Y _/ /== === =///\== === \ _\_ / `Y== === === === === ==Y \ ( // )-------------------( \\ ) \__/hjw/wba \___/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-18.txt #4377 AND I DON'T MEAN TRANSMISSION (Sat, 2011 Jun 18) HERE'S A QUICK TEST TO SEE IF YOU'RE DEALING WITH A LADY OR A TRANNY: .-""". / .--.) | ( ^>^ \__, _( _ ) ( _ /` `\__/ \ ,|/_ /`\ .__ _/`\//`` / / \ / \_/ `\\ )==( WEARING A SKIRT? /|)` `\ /\_ _, \ [X] LADY / '-< )_,\ / //=\\\ [ ] TRANNY '._ _.' `";";;"` |_|| jgs )_||__ L \--' `'-' NOW COMPARE: ., _ / ` ((|))))) ((/ a a ))) >) ((((._e(( ,--/ (-. / \ <\/>/| / /) Lo )| / / ) / | | / ( / | / ;/ ||( | NOT WEARING A SKIRT? / )|/| \ |/'/\ \_____\ [ ] LADY \ | \ \ |\ \ [X] TOTAL FUCKING TRANNY | | ) ) ) )/ / / / / / | / / | / / || / || '-,_ |_\ ( '"'-` gpyy \(\_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-10.txt #4218 CANADIAN HEROES (Mon, 2011 Jan 10) ____, "||||.W.|| // "| ||||^T^|| || /^^\\ \\/^\\ /^^\\ //^^|| /^^\\ || ,-'|| || || ,-'|||| || ,-'|| m1a \\___/\\_/\;_||_ _||_\\_/\;\\__/|,\\_/\; WHEN PLAYING THE MASS EFFECT SERIES I CAN SOMETIMES HEAR THE VOICE ACTOR PLAYING SHEPARD ACCIDENTALLY SLIP INTO HIS SHITTY MONGREL CANADIAN ACCENT COME ON FOLKS LET'S TALK TURKEY HERE IF THE LAST 200 YEARS HAVE TAUGHT US ANYTHING IT'S THAT CANADIANS CAN'T BE HEROES (AND FOR THOSE WHO WOULD POINT OUT THE FEMALE SHEPARD I WILL RESPOND SIMPLY THAT YOU ARE A FAGGOT) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-19.txt #4378 HANG OUT (Sun, 2011 Jun 19) ,i$$$i. $$$$$$$ I HANG OUT IN THE BIG STALL SO THEY CALL ME HANDICRAPPED #$$$$$# `$$$' $$$ |$$$eeeeee ,i$ |$$$$$$$$$ ,!$$$ |$$$ $$$# |$$$$$$$$$$$i. ;$$$' ~~~~~~~~~$$$i. ,i ($$$. `$$$i.i$' (#$$!. `!$$$! `#$$!. ,!$W! `V' `#$$Wi!. ,!iW$$#' `##$$$$$$$$$##' `!#####!' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-20.txt #4440 DRILL (Sat, 2011 Aug 20) __.__ .' ``--. THIS IS A DRILL .-' .-:-._ . \ [) `--' :;) | THE RAPE YOU'RE EXPERIENCING IS ONLY A DRILL :--. -' / `----) | HAD THIS BEEN AN ACTUAL RAPE WE WOULDN'T HAVE SPENT / | SO MUCH TIEM TALKING ABOUT HOW THIS IS ONLY A DRILL / | \ OVER THE P.A. SYSTEM / | | | MAYBE / | | \ / ; / AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-04.txt #4212 PERU (Tue, 2011 Jan 4) : :!!!. !!!!!> : !?!!!!!!!!!!!` :!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !! X!!!!!!!X!!!!!!~` '!!. :H!?!!XXM!!!!!~ '!!XMM!!!X!!X!!!!!! I'M PERU !!MMX!MMHX!!!!\!!~ `!MMX!?MMX!!!X! NEVER HEARD OF ME HUH ~!MMXMM!!!!%! ?MMMM!!!!!M!. WELP ME NEITHER SORRY TO BOTHER YOU MMMMMX!!!!!!: .: `?MMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! '!MMMMMX!X?!!!!!!:.: 'MMMMMMX!!!!!!!!X!!: '!MMMMMXMM!HX!M!!!M !MMMMM!MMMMMHX!!! '!MMMMMMMMM$@M8MH `!!XMMMMMR8MMRMM `!MMMM8MMMM$f". "*MMMMRMMMX` ~*MMM$M~ PWH `!*" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-08.txt #4428 JESSE VENTURA (Mon, 2011 Aug 8) ____________________ /| ... .....''./| / .''' . ''''_ . ' / | I HOPE JESSE VENTURA IS OKAY /.' ' ____ ' /_/ . / /.'.''. BEING A USELESS SACK OF SHIT /'. . \ /. / ' / / ''''' WHEREVER HE IS RIGHT NOW /.' . ' \__/' / . .'/ / /.' ' . . '.. / / |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| / |___________________|/ AMC File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-25.txt #4384 THE GOOD BOOK (Sat, 2011 Jun 25) , , HERE'S A CHEAT SHEET VERSION OF THE GOOD BOOK /////| ///// | - ALL THINGS THAT CAST MUST CAST INTO THE ///// | TOILET (LEVITICUS 12) |~~~| | | |===| |/| - FUCK ALL YOU FAGGOTS (ROMANS 1) | B |/| | | I | | | - CHRIST ON A CRUTCH MY BALLS REALLY ITCH (JOHN 3:16) | B | | | | L | / - "FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE": | E | / DO PEOPLE REALLY TALK LIKE THIS? (LUKE 8) |===|/ jgs '---' - WELL FUCK ALL OF YOU THEN (EXODUS 7) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-01.txt #4513 SAMURAI (Tue, 2011 Nov 1) /) // __*_ // /-(____) // ////- -|\ // ,____o% -,_ // / \\ ||| ; // /____\....::./\ // _/__/#\_ _,,_/--\ // THIS IS A SAMURAI /___/######## \/""-(\ ~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~ / ,( ../ _ ( . / _ ( ~ / / ~^~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~ `:::::::' `::::::' `::::..`::: `::.::' `::.::' `:: MJ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'M THE LADY IN THE LAKE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-29.txt #4541 SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING (Tue, 2011 Nov 29) ,='~'z_ / .' `\ ( / ) / /`--.._ ) ( )=- =) | ) \ . (_/ ( \`=' /~ WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN??? ,--._)_/^`- ~\.__ / ``-. / . / ) , / , . . : / / / ' ,' _ Y : / _Y-' ,._;\(*) | | / ,-' .-.` \_ /| | : ,`- `=.._ ~'-=. ( | ,' | `-. ` | LOOK LADY, \__.' | `._ / TODAY IS CYBER MONDAY, | |`'--' IS IT NOT? | \ AND NO, YOU HAVE NOT / ) \ RESOLVED MY "ISSUE" / \ GET TO THE SUCKING AND J L FUCKING OR I WILL CLOSE THIS [ . ,- | THANKS FOR NOTHING, CHAT WINDOW RIGHT NOW [ \_L/ | SUJATHA [ /( | | / | F | / | / cjr File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-15.txt #4282 TUNIS (Tue, 2011 Mar 15) .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .#######. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .#. .#### . . . ####. . .###############. . . .. . ########. ##. ##. . . ######################### . . . .. . . ##########. . . . ######################. . . . . . .. . . .######## . . . . ################### . . . . . . .. . . . ### . . . . .#####. ##############. # . . . . . .. . . . . ##### . . . .#######. ##########. . . . . . . . .. . . . . .###### . . . .#### . . . . .## . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . ##### . . . .#### # . . . . . ##### . . . . . .. . . . . . ### . . . . . ##. . . . . . . . ### .#. . . . .. . . . . . ##. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BW/WS I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE MIDDLE EASTERN PROTESTS COME FULL CIRCLE AND THEN THEY JUST START UP AGAIN IN TUNISIA AND THEY DEMAND THAT INDIANA JONES BECOMES THEIR PRESIDENT GET IT TUNIS WAS MENTIONED IN RADIERS OF THE LAST ARK OKAY FINE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-01.txt #4268 GUARANTEED (Tue, 2011 Mar 1) _____.-._____ ______.------'-------------`------.______ '=========================================` ((__`----._____________.----'__)) `---' |-| `---' | __|o|__ | THE ARTIST WHO DREW THIS | .' _---_ `. | HAS NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL \______| .' _ `. |______/ | | (_) | | AND NOW NEVER WILL \ \ / / JB `-=====-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-08.txt #4306 SEATTLE (Fri, 2011 Apr 8) * : | SEATTLE IS NOT A REAL PLACE | | SO LOOK AT THIS ASCII AT INSTEAD :|: ||| _____|||_____ /=============\ ---<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>--- \-------------/ \___________/ \||:::||/ ||:::|| ||:::|| ||:::|| ||ooo|| ||___|| ||:::|| ||:::|| ||:::|| ||:::|| ||:::|| /||:::||\ / ||:::|| \ / ||:::|| \ / ||:::|| \ ___/____||:::||____\____ /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ / |~~~~~~~~| _____ \ | |________| | | | | ______|______________|__|__|_____|_________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-20.txt #4318 NEXT GENERATION RERUNS (Wed, 2011 Apr 20) ______ ___.--------'------`---------.____ _.---'----------------------------------`---.__ .'___=]=========================================== ,-----------------------..__/.' >--.______ _______.---' ]====================<==||(__) .' `------' `-----------------------`' ----.___--/ JB / /---' `/ /_______(______________________/ `-------------.--------------.' \________|_.-' THANK GOD FOR BBC AMERICA !!!!! NOW I CAN WATCH STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION RERUNS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-29.txt #4296 PIGGYBACK (Tue, 2011 Mar 29) .-------. / \ | \_ \ THIS IS THE SECOND-WORST BLOWJOB EVER (-).' (.\`` | `- - / /___ 7 .-------. / / \| / \ ( \ \ | '` /\|/ \ \ | .- ` `\ / ` ,\ \ |\_ _Z / ``-----'. ." `--' / \ '-. __) / __ '-. '-.. ) | (BP'---------.| `-. `'\ .'' / -.``-|__.' | / / '. / \ / _/ \/ '. \ \ \ '----------'. '. \ / '. '. \ /____ '. ' \ .' '---- '--| \ .' `-. /\ \ | /'\ \ \ / \ \ \ '. \ / \ \ / '._ \ \ \ \__ /__---' '. \ `/ \ \___ \ \ \ \___\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-22.txt #4320 KIWI (Fri, 2011 Apr 22) ONE DAY I'LL BE EXTINCT .```. _.''.. ; ``` ``'. AND ON THAT DAY : d `. THERE WILL BE MORE JUSTICE IN THE WORLD / >,: \ /.' `'., : /' ;. . ; / ; \ ; ; / `..;\: :' __|| `...,' `-, ) || /.^/ ___|| '---,_\ hjw (/ `\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-17.txt #4284 FAT FOLDS (Thu, 2011 Mar 17) _.--._ ,' `. DO THESE FAT DISGUSTING FOLDS OF FAT / __) __` \ MAKE ME LOOK FAT ( (`-`(-') ) /) \ _ / ( /' )-._.' . \ ___ ( ,--., `.)___(___) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' / /| / / | / Ojo/VK/FS/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-03.txt #4270 BLOODHOUND GANG (Thu, 2011 Mar 3) /\.-./~\ (o//o)| \-._ .-"-. .~.'~ | | )`-----' \._ BLOODHOUND GANG DETECTIVE AGENCY (").'/.| | ( /-.\ (_/-' \_/ | \ | \\ \ / / ____.-\ / )) WHENEVER THERE'S TROUBLE /\| /_.-' \\ \ (( WE'RE THERE ON THE DOUBLE // || \\ \ \| \\ ||' // \\ (/ || _// \\ " (_/ (_/ (_/MJP " " " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-03.txt #4515 MUD (Thu, 2011 Nov 3) __________________________________N___________________________________ |________________ \ W+E %%% /__________________| |---------------.\ \ S % //.-----------------| |DS | |\___________________.-._______/|| | |__ _ | |\\::::::::::::::::::|_|:::::://|| ______| |__ |`----------| |-\\::::::::::::::::::::::::://-||----------` | __| |||| | ==========| |==\\::::::::::::::::::::::://==||========== | |||| |WW| | |. `. | | \\ ___ ___ // || .` | |WW| | | | ||| `.___| |____\\|_|_| _____ |_|_|//____||___.` .`| | | | | | | |w| |. ===| |=====/|_|_| | _ | |_|_|\=====||=== | | | | | |==| | | | | | |-| |---|| |_|_| | |_| | |_|_| ||---||-|,:| | | | |==| | | | |=| | | | | | || | |_|o| || || ||w| | | | | | | | | | | | | |_| |___||_______|_____|_______||___||_||=| | | | | | | | | |.' | o |=| |===||=====================||===||=|| | | o| | | | |__| | | | | | | || || || | `| | | | |__| | | | | |-| |---|': :'|---||-| | | | | | | | |.` | | // \\ || `. | | | | | | |.` | | // \\ || `.| | | | | | .` | | // \\ || `. | | | | | .` | |// \\|| `: | | |____|.'_________|_//_____________________________\\|__________`.|_____| PLEASE JOIN MY MUD AND THEN SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE WITH A DICK GUN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-17.txt #4529 OKCUPID (Thu, 2011 Nov 17) cc ,ccO=- cc | cc -=Occ | ; USING OKCUPID IS LIKE PUTTING A GUN IN YOUR MOUTH cc\ |/ cc AND BEING TOO CHICKENSHIT TO PULL THE TRIGGER \|,ccO=- ;=.|| cc __|||,-. `._\ -.__\ |/ ,||. |--| | | | | jrei | | / \ ,' `. ( ) `-.____.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-27.txt #4386 THE SAINT (Mon, 2011 Jun 27) = I ALSO DID THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: THE MUSICAL TOO YOU KNOW O /|\/` ALTHOUGH I DID NEED A TELEPROMPTER \| '|\ / / ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-12.txt #4220 GOODBYE, KOREA (Wed, 2011 Jan 12) {'{ / '. _/ _} __ __} / ( ` ( /'\____\ / : | / | / _/ __.-=' / .-=' .-=' .-=' _.--=' ( .' \=._ } GUESSING THIS MAP IS GOING TO BE CHANGING SOON '-._ ( ( '=-. P.S. IT'S DRAWN SHITTILY BUT IT'S / \ SUPPOSED TO BE KOREA (_ * \ _.='\\ \ ; } \__ _ _ .'\ " \_ _ . - - . - \ \ \ ,=.\ * \ {_. } :`{ | / / } . \ | _] <_. ', / / / \ _.____/ } _____.-.--=\{ /} \/" ,_} \, ` dew __,=-. {__.--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-06.txt #4214 THE CURIOUS INCIDENT WITH THE LAMP (Thu, 2011 Jan 6) ,~~;,~~.~~, (`'` ` ` `, HOLY LIVING SHIT MY LEFT HAND ~~``` ` ` ; HAS SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED |@ , @ | , '; ' ( ' ` ; MAN I SHOULD HAVE NEVER `._o__/^;' '; PUT ON SHOES AND LEFT THE KITCHEN ;..' ';.` ; . ' * _ ;.;)_____ . _- \____/ ) )_____ )' _- __-- \_____/ |-_ -_:-._- __-- ___ |______| --_/:::\_-- _-- / , \---=|:::::|=---------- | , \ __-\:::/-__ -__ / ; | _- | -_sd--__ --- | , |_- . | . -_ --__ / ; | ` | ` -_ | , ; | ` | ` - / ; | |__'___^^_______^^ ~~ ^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-22.txt #4442 MARINE CORPS BALL (Mon, 2011 Aug 22) .~""~.,--. | > :::i_, ~; | mmn <, ?::j~?`_{} | (_) l_ fl_ f {} | \ `. ,__}--{_/_l___. | \ `--~' `m,_`. | \ )} | `~----f i :-----~' | } | |-'/ | ________________________| ! | f__________________________________! l j | \ }==I===I={~( \ f. 1( ) \ | } }` `. \ | ' { ) ) \ } f |( `\ \ | | | ) ) | | |. ( `. | | ,l ) `. ) I'M GOING FOLLOW MARINE SGT /{ | \ ( `\ SCOTT MOORE'S LEAD AND ASK ('| |\ \ ; `. ) JANE FONDA TO ACCOMPANY ME (;!| |`\ \ ',' ) TO THE MARINE CORPS BALL YX| |XX\ \XXXXXY !____j_) \__,'> _) IMAGINE THE HILARITY ,_.'`--('Y,_' ,^' /`! THAT WOULD UNSUE mab L___-__J L_,'`--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-07.txt #4215 JUSTICIA (Fri, 2011 Jan 7) ./==\ /~~~~~\V ./ / || (-_=====) ./ / || ( -=====\ ./ ./ /| \ ( ( )= ./ (./ / | \ ) ) _/ ./ ./ / | |\ ,__(__ ( ( ___/ ./ / | | \ ( L:\\ -v-\ / @@@/@@@@ @@@\@@@ / /\L:\\VV KK\/ (@@@/OO@@@@)@@@OO\@@@) / / |L:\\vKKxx) @/@@@@@@ @@@@@\@ MM#@#!!!| \\ MM#@#!!:!/ \\ MM#@#!!!| NO SIRREE SHE DID NOT M\\ M#@#!!:\ MM\\ @#!!:!| <<:\\ @#:::/ ><<<:\/#|||| <>>>:@@#___\ DS \/~oO/ )Ooo File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-23.txt #4443 EVIDENCE (Tue, 2011 Aug 23) _,-----._ ,-',,-----..`-. ,',-' mMMMm `-.`. _____/ / MM'L'MM \ \____ | / / MM-=-MM \ \ `. | | | ,-' '-. | | HD `. | | | |(o Y o)| | | | I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS | \ \ \) . (/ / / | BUT I'M WILLING TO HEAR MORE | |\ \ ( _ ) / /| | | |_`.`-. \ Y / ,-',<_| | | `-.``-----'',-< `. | | ______``-----''___`. `. | | | `. `. | | | `. `.| | | |`.,'| | | | | | | hjm | | | [] |______________________| [] | |________________________________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-13.txt #4221 PLAY PIANO (Thu, 2011 Jan 13) ____ | | \ YAY TO MY NEIGHBOR LEARNING TO PLAY PIANO | | \________ _|_|____________) /| / | __________) ||__ /____|,' ________| |/_/| _|_______,' )( | | :|)( ejm )( )( VERY POORLY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-26.txt #4385 TRADING CARDS (Sun, 2011 Jun 26) _________ _________ _________ |* ? *| |% \|||/ %| | | |J * | |J /~~~\ | | | |O /|\ | |O( o o ) | | | |K ||| | |K | ! | | | | |E ' A ` | |E | v | | | | |R / \ | |R \_/ | | | |* J L *| |% %| | | ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ Bej WHO STOLE MY TEKWAR TRADING CARDS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-16.txt #4528 MENORAH (Wed, 2011 Nov 16) ( ) ( ) ( (_) ( ( ) ( (_) (_) (_) (_) |~| (_) (_) (_) (_) |~| |~| |~| |~| |:| |~| |~| |~| |~| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| <+++> |:| |:| |:| |:| <+++> <+++> <+++> <+++> }~{ <+++> <+++> <+++> <+++> }~{ }~{ }~{ }~{ {+} }~{ }~{ }~{ }~{ {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {} {} {} {} {+} {} {} {} {} `{} `{} `{} {} {+} {} {}` {}` {}` `{} `{} `{} {}{+}{} {}` {}` {}` `'{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}+{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}'` `{}{}{}{}__/_\__{}{}{}{}` \/ \/ /\___/\ ~~\_/~~ MERRY CHRISTMAS {+} EVERYBODY {+} __<+++>__ ___{}{}\O/{}{}___ __<+++++++++++++++++>__ jgs {}{}{}{}{}{/O\}{}{}{}{}{} `"""""""""""""""""""""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-02.txt #4514 SHOWER (Wed, 2011 Nov 2) .------- /==\""""" ::.; ..':.: .':':. .nnnCCCCX, .nMMMMCCCXHHhM THIS IS NOT WELL-DRAWN .MMMO' CCCCXMH'MM .MMM' CCCCMMM MMMM MMM: CCCCMM MMMM MMM: MCCC/MMMMMMMMM `qMMMMCCCM:MMMMMMMM `MMCCCCC:MMMMMMM XHMMM:MMMMMMb XHMMP:XHMMMMP XHHM:dXHMMM XHMM:XHMMM XHMM;XHMMM XMMM:XHMMM. XHMM:XHMMMM. XMMM'XHMMMMM. XHMMMMXHMMMMMM. XHMMM:XHMMMMMMM `XHMM:XHMMMMMMM `XHM:XHMMMMMMM `XHM:XHMMMMM: `XH:XHMMMMM' XH.XHMMMM' M.XHHMMM' 'XXHMMM' .XHMMM' .HHMMM' MMdMM AsH XXMMR. `XXMMR. `XXMM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-02.txt #4269 AN AWFUL PICK-UP LINE (Wed, 2011 Mar 2) ' ' ' /\ ' ( ") COME HERE OFTEN ?!?!?!? () .-||-. / || \ || cjr || UNF UNF UNF / \ (/ \) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-16.txt #4283 WHIP MY HAIR (Wed, 2011 Mar 16) .__ .-". I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH (o\"\ | | I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH \_\ | | I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH _.---:_ | I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH ("-..-" / I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH "-.-" / I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH / | I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH AsH "--" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-23.txt #4321 THE GOLDFISH COSMOLOGIST (Sat, 2011 Apr 23) __.............__ .--""``` ```""--. ':--..___ ___..--:' \ ```"""""""``` / MY UNIVERSE IS FINITE AND BOUNDED .-` ___.....-----.....___ '-. .:-""`` ~ ~ ``""-:. /`-..___ ~ ~ ~___..-'\ / ~ '`""---.........---""` \ ; ; ; '::. ' _, _, ; | '::: ' .' ( ~ .-'./ ~ | |~ .:' . _/..._'. .'.-'/ | | .:' .-'` ` '-./.'_.' | | ':. ( o) )) ;= <_ | ; '::. '-.,\\__ __.-;`\'. '. . ; ; ': \) |`\ \) '.'-.\ ; \.:'.:':. \_/ '-._\ / \ ':. ~ ` / '. '::.. _ . - - -- .~ _ ~ .' '-._':' `'-_.-' jgs (``''--..._____...--''``) `"--...__ __...--"` ````` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-12.txt #4279 HURRAY (Sat, 2011 Mar 12) HURRAY FOR TITS / / ________ \\_,_( )_ )_/// \\ ) // _(\`. _.--. ) ,'/ (_ \ \ )(..) )/ / ( | \ )d >/ / | ( \ \)'-(_/ / '-'-'\_ _/ /___|___\ \__,',__/ ) ( / \ Ignv l File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-06.txt #4273 GREATEST TASTING THING EVER (Sun, 2011 Mar 6) _._ .' '. / \ ___ _.. _.--. | / |.' `'. ;-._ .' `\ .' `\ \| / \ .' `\/ ; / _ \.=..=./ _.' / | `\.---._| '. .-'-.}`.<>.`{-'-. / BEEF ROAST AU JUS .--; . ( .' '. \ .---.{ <>()<> }.--..-' MIXED WITH CARNITAS / _ \_ './ _. `-./ _},'<>`.{_ `\ IS QUITE POSSIBLY ( = \ )`""'\;--. .' .-'/ )=..=;`\`- \ THE GREATEST TASTING {= (| ) /`. ( / /| \ ) THING EVER ( =_/ )__..-\ .'-..___.' : '.___..-' \ }/ / ;.____.-;/\ | ` | '--' | .' | \ \ /'. _.' \ ' / |\.\ ; /`--.-' NOW DON'T FUCKING ) .'`-. / \ \ |`| TELL ANYONE ELSE OR /__.-' \_.'jgs \ \ |-| I'LL CUT YOU File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-27.txt #4325 DEGENERATIVE EYE DISEASE (Wed, 2011 Apr 27) _ . - = - . _ . " \ \ / / " . I JUST DISCOVERED I HAVE A DEGENERATIVE , \ / . EYE DISEASE AND WILL INEVITABLY GO . \ _,.--~=~"~=~--.._ / . BLIND ..... SO NOW'S YOUR CHANCE LADIES ; _.-" / \ ! ! / \ "-._ . / ," / ,` .---. `, \ ". \ /.' `~ | /:::::\ | ~` '.\ \`. `~ | \:::::/ | ~` ~ .'/ \ `. `~ \ `, `~~~' ,` / ~`.' / . "-._ \ / ! ! \ / _.-" . ./ "=~~.._ _..~~=`" \. ,/ "" \, WAIT HOLD ON LGB . _/ \_ . " - ./. .\. - " I SHOULD WAIT UNTIL I'M BLIND FIRST HUH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-06.txt #4518 SEVENTY PERCENT (Sun, 2011 Nov 6) %%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%%% %%% %%% % % ONE DAY I WILL GROW A PENIS AND % % FINALLY EARN A FULL SALARY %%% % %%%%%% %%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%% %%%%%%% %%% %%%% %%%%%% %%% %%% %%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%%%% %%%%%% %%% %%% %%%% %%%% %%% %%% %% %% %% %% b'ger %%%% %%% %%% %%% File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-12.txt #4524 MOON (Sat, 2011 Nov 12) ___---___ .-- --. ./ () .-. \. / o . ( ) \ YOU EARTH PEOPLE WALKED ON ME, THE MOON / . '-' \ | () . O . | | | NOW I'M GOING TO FUCKING WALK ON YOU | o () | | .--. O | | . | | | HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR \ `.__.' o . / NEVER MIND MY MOON LEGS ARE TIRED \ / `\ o () /' jgs `--___ ___--' --- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-17.txt #4225 TUNISIA (Mon, 2011 Jan 17) ___________ / | | | ,' ,' \/',_ __ ,'__/ | ',| "'-,,,,,,, ,/ _|', | | \ | | |', \ | \ |__| | ', ', | \ / | ', ,_"""""---'-_,'______\ / | ',,_-'" | | ', |_________| | / | / ',,'""""| |__ | ,____/ | _| / |___ / '\___| ,'_,'|_,-,_______| | / , '/ \,' _', _/ ,, ,',| | \ | '" ,' \ / |_ , | \|||| ,' | ,'| _"" |,' ' ,' ', | ||||| __ ,' _|_ ,' | |""---/ ' ,"""','"""""" | / \"""| / |_____|_ __''" \ | | | / """""" | \ / \ / | | / \--' | / | \__ _|__ | | |__ | ',,,| | |____| / | / _| ,,'_ | |__________|___,' ,,' / \ ---' \,/ ,' \ | ,,,' \_/ I GUESS MAYBE NOW | |_,'' |/ IS NOT THE BEST TIME | | []_| TO VACATION IN TUNISIA \___' / \ __,' \_____/FW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-27.txt #4447 WORSE THAN BLOGGER (Sat, 2011 Aug 27) __,--'\ THE ONLY TERM WORSE THAN "BLOGGER": __,--' :. \. _,--' \`. "GUEST BLOGGER" /|\ ` \ `. / | \ `: \ `/ / '| \ `:. \ / , | \ \ / |: \ `:. \ /| ' | \ :. _,-'`. \' |, / \ ` \ `:. _,-'_| `/ '._; \ . \ `_,-'_,-' \' `- .\_ |\,-'_,-' jrei `--|_,`' `/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-03.txt #4211 HIEROGLYPHICS (Mon, 2011 Jan 3) ,-----------------------------------------------------------------v u ,-~~\ <~)_ u\ /\ ,-. ,-. u u _,===-., ( \ ( v~\ u u _,===-., \/ <,- \_____/ ` u u (______,. u\. \ \_/' \u (______,. /__\ / ___. \ -===- u u _a_a`\\ /\ u \--/ ,_(__/ ,_(__\ u `-sanne-jabs------------------------------------------------------y ,-----------------------------------------------------------v u ,'~. ,-. ,-~~\ u\ ,-~~\ u ,-. u u u u u ( \ /\/\/\/\ u u ( \ u u u u u \u/ u u\. \ /\/\/\/\ \u u\. \ ,u u u u \u/ u _a_a`\\ u _a_a`\\ o'~_u u u `-----------------------------------------------------------y THIS IS ANCIENT EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPHICS FOR "BALLS ARE TASTY SNACKS, PLEASE DO NOT WASTE THEM, THANK YOU" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-22.txt #4381 THE DREAMING BATHER (Wed, 2011 Jun 22) ONE DAY I'LL HAVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE o . _ . . (_) o o ____ _ o _ ,-/ /))) . o (_) . (_) \_\ ( e( O _ o \/' _/ ,_ , o o (_) . O _/ (_ / _/ . , o o8o/ \\_/ / ,-. ,oO8/( -TT o8o8O | } } / / \Oo8OOo8Oo|| O Oo(""o8"""""""""""""""8oo""""""") _ `\`' `' /' o (_) \ / _ . O \ _ / (_) o . `-. .----<(o)_--. .-' --------(_/------(_<_/--\_)--------hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-23.txt #4382 JACKASS (Thu, 2011 Jun 23) . .. __..---/______//-----. (( ) .".--.```| - /.--. =: ( VROOM! )) (.: {} :__L______: {} :__; __--( __- -_= ) *--* *--* jnh NOW THAT I HAVE THE CONCH I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE SOMETHING I SUGGEST AN OFFICIAL DAY OF MOURNING OVER THE UNTIMELY AND TRAGIC DEATH OF JACKASS STAR BAM MARGERA OR WHICHEVER ONE OF THOSE FUCKING STUPID TWATS INEVITABLY KILLED HIMSELF (AND SOMEONE ELSE) DUE TO GROSS INCOMPETENCE FUCK THEM ALL IN THEIR FUCKING STUPID BALL-PUNCHING MANSLAUGHTER-COMMITTING NECKS OKAY WHO WANTS THE CONCH NEXT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-26.txt #4446 GROUPON (Fri, 2011 Aug 26) ' ' ' /\ ' I THOUGHT I WANTED TO GET IN ON GROUPONS ( ") () .-||-. / || \ || cjr || UNTIL I REALIZED THE FIRST SYLLABLE IS / \ PRONOUNCED WITH AN OO AND NOT AN OH (/ \) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-02.txt #4210 HALLUCIGENIA (Sun, 2011 Jan 2) \ / \\ / / I'M A THING \\\ / / / .-\\\\/ / / / DON'T TRY TO ASK / `-\\\\Y / / / //`> `-\\\\Y / / / JUST ACCEPT IT // //`> `-\\\\Y / / / ( // //`> `-\\\`Y / / ) // //`> `-\\ `Y / ) // //`> `-\ `Y sk ) // //`> `- `. ) // //`>. \ ) // / /`;. | ) ' / `""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-16.txt #4224 EIGENVALUES (Sun, 2011 Jan 16) ___ _.-' \ PLEASE DIAGONALIZE MY BONER TO FIND ITS EIGENVALUES / \ / \ / `.___ ( .--.)\/(,.--. `-. ,',-. \ / ,-.`. ) ( / \ / \ ) / \ || .-| |-. ||---'| \ _|| | | | | ||_ | \ /. \ |_|.---.|_| / ,\ | .^.\ `.\ `--" "--' /,' |/ `> _________ <' ,-' ,---.---.---. `-. `--'\ \j/ /`--' `.\ /,' \\_______// IT'S MAGIC, REALLY SIGNED, DONALD DUCK hjw `-------' (ANY CONNECTION TO DISNEY'S DONALD DUCK IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-13.txt #4525 THE FACES ON MOUNT RUSHMORE (Sun, 2011 Nov 13) .--._ .'""""-t--. /_. .-._ \ `. __.-. :/o: "o.` ; .'\.-" .--."-._ . /; ; :/ _;. ( `-._\ .-" "--._.: : :s, t,-"/ j"_. _._\`\ ___._.._.._/ _. _ \; .--. / "-: / 'o.` \.o`; ; .-"" ( "" / "-. : : ;,: . .$; :/:_.---.-. :: .-""""^._ / \_.gp.____.-j ;; ' __ :_; _.--`-.t ; Y ( : ;`^$$P^" ; : \ ' ` ; : ; l--t"'.;_ ,_.-. ; ; / \ ( : \ t-.___ / ;/ ,---=-: \ ;o; .o.` : : .-" \ ) ; `.; """\ .' .o' :o; ; : ; ; ; : ""--.._ `. : .'"-. Y .d.: : ; Ts,-. .-: `-- .' "-._`.; .' \ \ .---, ; : ---. ` : ; \ :.---: : ;-- __; : ;--.. " ) ; _:tjtjt-; ; : """"-.__L./ '^:;:^' `-._ bug : : /\ : LARRY CURLY MOE SHEP'S DICK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-07.txt #4519 SHIELD (Mon, 2011 Nov 7) |`-._/\_.-`| | || | |___o()o___| THIS SHIELD DEFENDS AGAINST THE GAYS |__((<>))__| \ o\/o / \ || / \ || / jgs '.||.' `` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-26.txt #4324 PORTAL 2 (Tue, 2011 Apr 26) __ / ; JESUS PORTAL 2 JUST TOTALLY RIPPED OFF _.--"""-.. _. ALL THE IDEAS FROM NARBACULAR DROP /F `-' [ ] , , , ; '--L__J_.-"" ',_; SIGNED, A FAIRLY CONFUSED AND IGNORANT FISH '-._J fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-07.txt #4274 LADY DI (Mon, 2011 Mar 7) ___.-----------.___ _.-' `-. .' `. / \ / ` ._ . ` .' ) ` `------' `--- | HI I'M DEAD | | `._ `-----.. | | ` `- ____.----' ' `. '| | . .' `--'| |` `-. `._/ .|--'| | ` -. / .=====._ .===| _.| | ` | ' " <(@)> , (/(@)>| / \ ` \ ' | |_/ \ ` <%> | | \ | | . . . | | `._ | ..' `.__.' / `-| \ ``--------- / /| `. `..___..' / / `- `-_ `---' / _. `-. `-._ .' _.' `-. `----'_ __.' `-._ .'| __.-' `-.' | @ `. | `-. | `-._ | `-._ | ` | VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-13.txt #4280 A POSSIBLE VIKING (Sun, 2011 Mar 13) , , |\ ,__ |\ \/ `. I'M A VIKING \ `-.:. `\ `-.__ `\=====| EITHER THAT OR A FAGGOT /=`'/ ^_\ (KIND OF THE SAME THING REALLY) .' /\ .=) .-' .'| '-(/_| .' __( \ .'` /_.'` `. |` jgs \ | |/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-05.txt #4272 YOUR DESK CALLING (Sat, 2011 Mar 5) SIT ON ME AND BEAT OFF ____ / || | / ||___| / _)__<__ _ _ |____|__|:|___|:|_ | |_.---._|___| _ | o| | | |_o_| | || |/| |\| | |_||____|`\___/'|___| V _/-\_ fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-11.txt #4278 SARAH SILVERMAN'S BATHING SUIT (Fri, 2011 Mar 11) ____ /_ _ \ ( ")" ) NO WONDER JIMMY KIMMEL WON'T MARRY YOU ) \=_/( ( _)\_)_ I'VE SEEN PHOTOS OF YOU IN A BATHING SUIT ) /)___/ \ ( (( ( \_ \ ) \\ / `.\ (__//) | \\ __///_ _\ \\ /_,/ | \/ \ \\_ | | | /-,| | | | | | / | | / ( ( L | \\ \ | | \ | |/ \|_ |\ \( gnv_/_) _)/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-18.txt #4316 DUMBED-DOWN (Mon, 2011 Apr 18) ,. _ \%`.f ) THESE ARE NO ORDINARY DONGS ;,/ ; >( _,%`. "" `.%`. ( `.%`. ( `.%`. __ ) ) `.%`. \ \ THESE ARE DUMBED-DOWN DONGS ,fx(( `.%`./_/ ;itz%{;= `./ /. "^'` __/\/:/;. \__/ `:/;. `:/;., Krogg`:/ ; `' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-30.txt #4328 HANNOVER (Sat, 2011 Apr 30) XX /\ XX || XX UNER LANGEN TEACHEN KRAUTEN ||_------||------_|| xXXXx || H |________| H || xXXXx | H |------+| U |/\ /\ /\| U |+------| H | |_H_|_______|___|__|==|__|___|_______|_H_| CS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-24.txt #4322 BAD WORK DAY (Sun, 2011 Apr 24) YOU KNOW IT'S A BAD WORKDAY WHEN IT'S 9 PM AND I'M CHECKING THE PORNO SITES FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY / ||||| ||O O|`____. |||\-/|| \ __\ |.--:--| . : /( ):( |_.-~~_. (~m : / | oo:| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ VK+a:f File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-11-11.txt #4523 ALCHEMOLOGY (Fri, 2011 Nov 11) _..-,--.._ TURNS OUT YOU CAN'T ,`. ,',',' `. TURN LEAD INTO GOLD `. `,/`/ \ BY DOING THIS :'.`: : ____ _ _ __ | |`| | FUCK EVERYTHING _( `.) ( ( )`. : `-' ; _ ( ( ) )) ( ( )) ,\_ _/. (`',' ( ( ) _) `-(__.' 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L ' \` ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-14.txt #4222 DEEPWATER HORIZON (Fri, 2011 Jan 14) /\ I WAS GOING TO NAME A GAME "DEEPWATER HORIZON" /\/\ BECAUSE THAT'S A COOL NAME BUT THEN THAT _|/\|_ OIL LEAK EXPLOSION THING HAPPENED |______| |\/\/| \|/\/\| .''`/: :\''. \`'. | || / : : \ || |\ ||| || / o j _\||__/__\||_\_||/___ |___________________| OH WELL I'LL JUST RENAME IT "EXXON VALDEZ" | | | | | | ~~~~~~|~~|~~~|~~~|~~~|~~|~~~~~~tre File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-18.txt #4438 ALL DEAD HERE II (Thu, 2011 Aug 18) _____ _|[]_|_ _/_/=|_\_\_ _/_ /==| _\ _\_ _/__ /===|_ _\ __\_ _/_ _ /====| ___\ __\_ _/ __ _/=====|_ ___\ ___ \_ jjs _/ ___ _/======| ____ \_ __ \_ ALL DEAD HERE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-06-21.txt #4380 WHAT DID HE KNOW (Tue, 2011 Jun 21) _--._ ___-----___ ,' . `- _,-' `-._ ' '`_ `. ,'. --. ``:::.`. ` ` ) / `. \_ ) / )` `._ ` (` `-. ._ __(__,-'_,-' ;m ,' -##, "" "--_: "" : # ` m ww =(\ ' :\ . | ` (_ ` ` |( | . ' / ` WHAT DID ADM. 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WHY DON'T YOU JUST NAME YOUR FUCKING COMPANY ! /_\ |C_,_/_____| "NANOFAGS" ejm98 | ||:::::f| O+ _/\ AND GET IT OVER WITH f /| | \~\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-01-29.txt #4237 MOON LANDING (Sat, 2011 Jan 29) ., O~.~ I'M SOME KIND OF PRIMITIVE PORTRAIT OF THE GODDESS VENUS (/\~~ AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKED )J _.|)._ .-'. ;) .`-. \.\ ' ` './ kOs '--..--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-08-19.txt #4439 LORD'S PRAYER (Fri, 2011 Aug 19) OUR FATHER IN HEAVEN, / HALLOWED BE YOUR NAME, / YOUR KINGDOM COME, / YOUR WILL BE DONE, / ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN BUT HOW ABOUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES HERE ,,,,, / ////""\ / . (((/ m m -|- __ )))c = ) | (__) ////-./~` . 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((( (( /// // ' \\-\ \ )) )) /// /// (( _ _ -- \\-- \\\ \) ((( == (( -- (( )) )- ) __ )) ))) (( (( -= (( --- ( _ ) --- )) )) (( __ (( ()((( \\ / /// )) __ ))) \\_ (( __ | | __ ) _ )) ,| | | `-._____,-' `--.___,--' [INSERT DUKE NUKEM | | FOREVER JOKE HERE] | || | || | , _, | | | ( (( (((( /,| __| | )))) ))) ) )) (())) __/ ||( ,, ((//\ ) )))) ---------((( ///_.___ _/ ||,,_____,_,,, (|\ \___.....__.. ))------ool ____/ |/______________| \/_/\__ / \/_/| / |___|___|__ || ___ \ |___|___|_ |/\ /__/| / | | \/ |__|/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-04-19.txt #4317 ATHEISM (Tue, 2011 Apr 19) _ / \ I'M GOING TO WEAR A SCARLET "A" PIN ON MY LAPEL TO "OUT" / _ \ MYSELF AS AN ATHEIST !!!!!!!!! / ___ \ /_/ \_\ WAAAAAAAAAH PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-03-04.txt #4271 CHARLIE SHEEN (Fri, 2011 Mar 4) ,-----. 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' ' # # . : `-. dp ' ' ALICE COOPER IS TOTALLY NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT GAY ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT GAY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-13.txt #4402 NEWSPAPER (Wed, 2011 Jul 13) __________ |DAILY NEWS| |&&& ======| I AM A NEWSPAPER AND THUS |=== ======| A RELIC OF A BY-GONE AGE |=== == %%$| |[_] ======| SO PLEASE SPREAD ME ON THE |=== ===!##| GARAGE FLOOR AND HAVE YOUR ejm97 |__________| DOG PISS AND SHIT ALL OVER ME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-23.txt #4262 PERIPATUS SPEAKS (Wed, 2011 Feb 23) ___ _...------..._ .'` ```""--...___...-"` `'-. / -..__ `\ Y_/ / / `/`;-..__ __...-;")`|`"/-._ Y ,' "` "` | / `|"("`( ( | | `" (_/ _) |) ;'-.._..-.._ " `-` "` `" (,' ; `"-.. ``"-==...._____ __.....--''` /\ _..-' ``````````````` _.'\_) ,:--""``"--'";-=.,__ _ _ __,.-: \ / \ \ | |``/"/": ;-q-q-=y=q==y-y-;";"\_|` \ \ \_) "` :_; (_/ `-' \_) | | (_/ `-' "` sk `"` I HAVE MANY LEGS BUT ONLY ONE DICK SEE IF YOU CAN FIND IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-02.txt #4330 GOODBYE OSAMA BIN LADEN (Mon, 2011 May 2) _,,--,,_ /` .`\ / ' _.-' \ | `'_{}_ | SORRY ABOUT THOSE 72 VIRGINS | /` `\ | \/ == == \/ WE REPLACED THEM WITH 72 GAY BEARS /| (.)(.) |\ FROM SAN FRANCISCO \| __)_ |/ |\/____\/| YOU'LL GET ALONG FAMOUSLY | ` ~~ ` | \ / jgs `.____.` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-16.txt #4344 DREAM BLENDER (Mon, 2011 May 16) + ======== | ` ,' | I'M A BLENDER |o @@ o| |`(" )'| | S::2 | PUT YOUR DREAMS IN ME \:\/:/ AND THEN I WILL UTTERLY DESTROY THEM /""""\ |______| JS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-26.txt #4568 THE TIME TRAVELLING PIZZA (Mon, 2011 Dec 26) ____ PAST-ME BOUGHT PRESENT-ME A FROZEN PIZZA / \ WHICH PRESENT-ME TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT u u| _______ \ | .-''#%&#&%#``-. THEREFORE, FUTURE-ME WILL EAT THE = / ((%&#&#&%&VK&%&)) AFOREMENTIONED PIZZA AND THEN IN REWARD | `-._#%&##&%_.-' BEAT THEN-PAST- AND THEN-PRESENT-ME OFF /\/\`--. `-."".-' (BUT IN THE FUTURE WHEN WE'RE THE SAME | | \ /`./ PERSON SO IT'S TOTALLY NOT GAY) |\/| \ `-' / || | \ / VK GODDAMMIT THIS SPACETIME SHIT IS COMPLICATED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-27.txt #4569 IT'S A PRINTER (Tue, 2011 Dec 27) ________________ _/_______________/| /___________/___//|| NOT SURE WHAT THIS IS |=== |----| || | | o| || |___________| o| || | ||/.'---.|| | || |-||/_____\||-. | |' |_||=L==H==||_|__|/ JF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-17.txt #4345 NEURODIVERSE CULTURE (Tue, 2011 May 17) /; / |'-,. / ' `"---,.__ / ' ,' , '"--,"| / ' , ,' ,"::| IF THESE ASPIES ARE SO FUCKING / ' ,' , ,"::::| "NUERODIVERSE" HOW COME THEY / ' , ,' ,"::::::L CAN'T FUCKING SPELL THAT WELL / ' ,' ,' ,"::::::::L / ' , , ,":::::::::J k-,._ ,' _.":::::::::::J \. `"----'"".J::::::::::::| HINT: YOUR BRAIN BEING BROKEN \. .-, .L:::::::::::| DOES NOT MAKE YOU SPECIAL OR \. ( .J:::::::::::! MEAN THAT YOU HAVE AN ALTERNATE \. `-- .L:::::::::/ LIFESTYLE OR CULTURE \. .-. .|::::::::/ \. ( ) .J:::::::/ IT MEANS YOUR FUCKING BRAIN IS \. `-' .L:::::/ FUCKING BROKEN YOU FUCKING IDIOT \. L .|::::/ \. !__ .J:::/ \. __ .L:/ \. L_) .|/ `-,__,-' kth File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-03.txt #4331 MY FREE CAMS (Tue, 2011 May 3) \`-'.'. /`. |\ \ `-' \ / '-./\ .'\ `-. '. `-.)\.' / `._ ''-. `:. _.' `-._...__.::::.__.--' I'M A BUFFALO OR A MOOSE _.-..'''''. OF SOME SORT _.---.__`._. `-. / ___..-' `o> `-. / .-``` <) ) .' `._.-.`-._.' / / `-' | ' / \ | . ' .' \ \ \ \ .'| ' / -..__.| / | HEY I'LL SHOW YOU MY TITS ON | /| | \ '\ / MYFREEMCAMS.COM FOR 30 TOKENS* \ | \ | | | | | \ / . | | / \ | COME ON PEOPLE DON'T FREELOAD | | \ \ | | | | | \ | `. | | | | | \ / `' | /_ `. /' \ `---/_ `. `.\.' * 30 TOKENS TRANSLATES TO $1.50 `.\.' LGB `.\.' FOR THE MODEL (BEFORE TAXES) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-22.txt #4261 SPINOZAN (Tue, 2011 Feb 22) ______ \ \ \ \ MY SHIT BE SPINOZAN \ \_ _\ \ \ \ \ \_ _\ \ \ \ \ \_ _\ \ \ \ ___________________________________\ \_________mic'03 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-12.txt #4401 HOARDING LIQUIDS (Tue, 2011 Jul 12) ( ( _)_) I HAVE CUPS AND CUPS OF WATER ( ( |====|-+ AND COFFEE AND JUICE IN MY OFFICE !!!!!111 ) ) |\/\/| | (----)-) |====|-+ I AM HOARDING LIQUIDS LIKE \__/-' \____/ SCHIZOPHRENICS RAISED IN THE WILD `----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-06.txt #4395 THIS PAGE (Wed, 2011 Jul 6) _____ _ _ ___ ____ ____ _ ____ _____ |_ _| | | |_ _/ ___| | _ \ / \ / ___| ____| | | | |_| || |\___ \ | |_) / _ \| | _| _| | | | _ || | ___) | | __/ ___ \ |_| | |___ |_| |_| |_|___|____/ |_| /_/ \_\____|_____| ___ _ _ _____ _____ _ _ _____ ___ ___ _ _ _ _ _ __ __ |_ _| \ | |_ _| ____| \ | |_ _|_ _/ _ \| \ | | / \ | | | | \ \ / / | || \| | | | | _| | \| | | | | | | | | \| | / _ \ | | | | \ V / | || |\ | | | | |___| |\ | | | | | |_| | |\ |/ ___ \| |___| |___| | |___|_| \_| |_| |_____|_| \_| |_| |___\___/|_| \_/_/ \_\_____|_____|_| _ _____ _____ _____ | | | ____| ___|_ _| | | | _| | |_ | | | |___| |___| _| | | |_____|_____|_| |_| ____ ___ ____ ___ _ _ ____ | __ ) / _ \| _ \|_ _| \ | |/ ___| | _ \| | | | |_) || || \| | | _ | |_) | |_| | _ < | || |\ | |_| | |____/ \___/|_| \_\___|_| \_|\____| tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-03.txt #4454 GYMNASIUM (Sat, 2011 Sep 3) .-*"""*. / \ I'M BIG AND STRONG FROM GOING TO THE GYM : .--. .-: | / _."._| AND ALSO LIKE TAKING OFF MY CLOTHES IN |_: 'o /o: FRONT OF A STRANGE LOCKER ROOM WITH STRANGERS :P \ | `-| `. _' ; |`. `- / [bug] ; |`-._/ _/ `. : .-' `-. `+._._ .' ``- ' `-.`. / \ `.\ : \ \: : .-' .L ; ._ \ .' \ /`) `. |\ /`\ \ | :. : ' ; ; \ : :' ; | : | `--J / ._/ ; .-' /'-'; : \ :_.-' .' :`. L_.-' _.-' \ -.-' / / |`. | / _.' .' ; .' : \ : .' | .' .' / / \ .-' : .'.-'`-- : -' : `.-' \ _.-' | | " | \ | ; ; c :| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-17.txt #4468 OBAMANOMICS (Sat, 2011 Sep 17) _ ,--() THIS IS OBAMANOMICS ( )-'-.------|> " `--[] (I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN) hjm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-22.txt #4503 CANADIAN EDEN (Sat, 2011 Oct 22) _/\_ _/\_\__/_/\_ APPARENTLY IN THIS VARIANT OF EDEN _/\_\__/_/\_\__/_/\_ EVE'S KIND OF A DYKE AND IS FROM CANADA \__/ \__/ \__/ _/\_ _/\_ _/\_ )))))) \__/_/\_\__/_/\_\__/ ///(((( , , \__/_/\_\__/ | ) \C > (\__/ /| ; _= \)/) / |___/ /_ _/\_ (\(/ (,_'_ ` ~ \ _,\__/ \)/) \(. ) .) \/.-/// (\(/ ) / \ | \)/) / , ( \/ (\(/ / ~ \ \)/) / __ \ (\(/ ' \/ ' \)/) \ ' / (\(/ \ | / \)/) ) , / (\(/ / /\ \ \) |/ \| _/\_ | | _/\_\__/_/\_ (| |) _/\_\__/_/\_\__/_/\_ .|| || \__/ \__/ \__/ '= =' b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-20.txt #4501 THINKING MAN (Thu, 2011 Oct 20) ,,,,,, /e ''( (_ ` \ I HOPE ANTHONY WIENER'S OKAY ___> \ / ,_\-.___ \_ / _)/ / \ | \ / ` _ | __\____/ / ' | / _ /______/ / _/ \,_____/o ( \__)/` \ / \__________/_/_ _/ \ \ )/ \ / / | /\ ( \_____/ ___/ \ \ _/ \ ______/_/___|_| ) \ / / o\ o\ / / /\ b'ger,,,'-----^--',,,,,,',,|_,,\_ ,,\/,, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-08.txt #4489 WATERING CAN (Sat, 2011 Oct 8) ______ _ ,',----.`. I'M A WATERING CAN '.`-. .-' '----. || `.`-'--------| ;; I'M USED TO WATER THINGS `.|--------|// \ / SORRY THAT'S ALL I GOT RIGHT NOW '--------' SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-01.txt #4452 SNAKECHARMER (Thu, 2011 Sep 1) RAJIT HAD A SUDDEN REALIZATION ABOUT HIS POOR ___ CHOICE OF PROEFSSION ,'._,`. (-.___.-) UNFORTUNATELY HE HAD THIS EPIPHANY ABOUT TEN (-.___.-) SECONDS BEFORE IT BECAME COMPLETELY ACADEMIC `-.___.-' (( @ @| . __ \ ` | ,\ |`. @| | | _.-._ __`.`=-=mm===mm:: | | |`. | | | ,'=` '=`. ( `-'|:/ /:/ `/ @| | | |, @| @| /---)W(---\ \ \ / / / / @| | ' (----| |----) ,~ |\ \ / /| / / @| \---| |---/ | | \ V /||/ / `.-| |-,' | | `-' |V / \| |/ @' | , |-' __| |__ | .;: _,-. ,--""..| |..""--. ;;:::' " ) (`--::__|_|__::--') ,-" _, / \`--...___...--'/ ( -:--'/ / /`--...___...--'\ "-._ `"'._/ /`---...___...---'\ "-._ "---. (`---....___....---') .' ",._ ,' ) |`---....___....---'| /`._| `| | (`---....___....---') ( \ | / \`---...___...---'/ `. `, ^"" `:--...___...--;' `.,' hh `-._______.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-15.txt #4466 PADD (Thu, 2011 Sep 15) +-'~`---------------------------------/\-- ||"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" \\\\\\ \/~) || \\\\\\ \/_ |~~~~~~~~-________________-_________________\ ~--_ !---------|_________ ------~~~~~(-- )--~~ \ /~~~~\~~\ )--- \_ /( || | | \ () \\ \\____/_ / ()\ \\ `~~~~~~~~~-. \ \\ \ \ <($)> \\ TURN YOUR IPAD INTO A GENUINE \ \ \\ PADD FROM STAR TREK, COMPLETE \ \ \\ WITH TONS OF DATA ABOUT THE SHOW \ \ \\ \ \ () \| THEN MAKE YOURSELF A NICE LAST _\_\__====~~~ MEAL, TAKE A NICE HOT BATH WITH LOTS OF BUBBLES AND SCENTED CANDLES, AND THEN SLICE THE FUCKING VEINS OPEN IN YOUR WRIST AND TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE (CUT DOWN NOT ACROSS) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-10.txt #4399 SAAVIK (Sun, 2011 Jul 10) _.--._ ,' `. / __) __` \ ( (`-`(-') ) INTRODUCING KIRSTIE ALLEY AS SAAVIK /) \ _ / ( /' )-._.' . \ ___ ( ,--., `.)___(___) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) Ojo/VK/FS/ejm ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' / /| / / | / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-29.txt #4480 TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE PRETZEL (Thu, 2011 Sep 29) __ __ .' `'._.'` '. I AM A PRETZEL: | .--; ;--. | | ( / \ ) | \ ;` /^\ `; / :` .'._.'. `; I TASTE LIKE THIS jgs '-`'.___.'`-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-04.txt #4393 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, USA (Mon, 2011 Jul 4) __ HAPPY BIRTHDAY USA ) `"""";._/} | ' / BE SURE TO GET HOME AT A REASONABLE HOUR \ | jgs '--. .-.\ DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE ` ` AND DON'T DO ANY FAGGOT SHIT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-20.txt #4259 NEWTONIAN NEURODIVERSITY (Sun, 2011 Feb 20) _,.-'"\ _,.-'" ' \ SIR ISAAC NEWTON CLAIMED THAT HIS GREATEST _,.-'" ' \ ACCOMPLISHMENT IN LIFE WAS TO DIE A VIRGIN _,.-'" ' \ ('-._ ' \ \ '-._ _-'"''-,' \ \ '-._-' ', \ \ '-._ \ \ sjw \ '-._ \ \ \ '-._ | \ \ '-:_ \ '-._ '-._ \ '-._ '-._) '-._ / '-._ / SO YOU ALWAYS HAVE THAT TO LOOK '-._ / FORWARD TO, "NEURODIVERSE PERSON" '-._ / '" IN THE MEAN TIME, SHUT THE FUCK UP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-29.txt #4357 TALENTLESS (Sun, 2011 May 29) _____ /| .-'@ & #`'-. // SORRY BUT TAKE UP DRAWING SHIT USING ME / % 8 \ // AND YOU'LL FIND THAT YOU'RE NOT CULTURED | m () _ | // OR SOPHISTICATED BUT RATHER VAPID AND \ 0 ( '-._/ // TALENTLESS jgs '-.____'. y File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-15.txt #4343 GUESS THE ANIMAL (Sun, 2011 May 15) _,.---.,_ _,' ',_ IT'S TIME FOR A GAME OF "GUESS THE ANIMAL" ,-' ', ,' '-, ,-''-, \ / ,-''-, ,''-._ `. ; ; .` _.-''. ,' '. \ [ ] / .' '. /---..,_ '. \ ; ; / .' _,..---\ WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS IT ????? | `'-. '.\ [ ] /.' .-'` | \..,,__ `-,\\; ;//,-` __,,../ [ ] A FAGGOT `'-,._''--..,,_;\, ,/;_,,..--''_,.-'` `'-.,_ `'-'` _,.-'` [ ] A DYKE `'-. .-'` sk '._.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-01.txt #4329 THE WALRUS SPEAKS (Sun, 2011 May 1) I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' WALRUS / ___ / .-9 9 `\ =(:(::)= ; |||| \ |||| `-. ,\|\| `, / \ ; `'---., | `\ ; / | \ | / jgs ) \ __,.--\ / .-' \,..._\ \` .-' .-' `-=`` `: | /-/-/` `.__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-08.txt #4247 SEINFELD REFERENCE (Tue, 2011 Feb 8) emmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ THE FIRST ONE OF YOU TO POP OFF A """"""|_____ ) SEINFELD REFERENCE IN MY PRESENCE """""""""--------""" GETS A FUCKING STAB TO YOUR Elijah STUPID FUCKING FACE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-31.txt #4573 MORE THAN YOU'D THINK (Sat, 2011 Dec 31) HOW MANY DICKS CAN I STUFF IN MY FACE ?!? _ / ,'-`. / :_ _: ..._ \ _ / _.,, `-.>. _,-`-'-._ ,<,-' : \ / _ `./ ; \ ` '_) / \ ,| (_, |. / `' | . | `' :_______: | | | | | . | | | | | | | | | | | | | |___:___| /___/___\ SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-25.txt #4567 MERRY CHRISTMAS 2011 (Sun, 2011 Dec 25) _..--=--..._ .-' '-. .-. /.' '.\/ / |=- -=| ( \'. .'/\ \ '-.,_____ _____.-' '-' jgs [_____]=8 DECEMBER TWENTY-FIFTH, TWO THOUSAND ELEVEN A DATE WHICH WILL LIVE IN INFAMY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-19.txt #4561 THE HERON SPEAKS (Mon, 2011 Dec 19) _____ _.::::::::::::-. _.-:::::='=::=. _ `. _.-'.:' ""(@)`"- `-----....__ _.-'-'.:::.... `' -----------__:= .-'-''.::::::::::._ . .'"""""""""" _.-::::::::::::::') `-- - : .-:::::::::::::' / ._.' ) \ .-::::::::::::' _ .' .__.:' : \ .::::::::::' -=' _.'--. . ..' .:::::::' _.-' ) :-'.' WHAT'S A HERON .::::' ___..=='' .- : . .' .::'" _. _.- _.- ' .-' :' __.' _=-' _.' __' :/ ,' _.= _.-==_. -== __.. .-'.' .'.-_. _ __..--__..-"_.-'' .' \ \_.= -' __..-'__.--==. .'" .'\ \_.-= __... __.--'\\ / / \\__...__.--''"' \\ ("( /_.--' pils \\_.'`.`. .:._.' `.`.,. _ ='' `:, `.`.`..-::' `.` :" .:.-.`. .:' `.: ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-18.txt #4560 SANDWICH (Sun, 2011 Dec 18) ,______ _./ \_ /' -=X=- \ / <_>___\___/---_H_ Z---| |------- --/_O_) __ |__ L___^|^^^^^\--\__/ / \\ __T__ |___ / __|__ \\__^ _| \_ THIS IS A HOWITZER S-v|- __^\ _|__| _/ _ __\ ----| O ))==|___ _|==-) || WHICH IS NAMED AFTER THE EARL OF HOWITZER \ _// \__// WHO FIRST PUT MEAT BETWEEN TWO PIECES OF BREAD AND CREATED A WHOLE NEW WAY TO SLAUGHTER PEOPLE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-24.txt #4566 FISH EYE LENS (Sat, 2011 Dec 24) .-"T"---___ .-" | ""--__ .-" | ""--_ .' .-"| | ""-._ .' .' J J | _ ""-_ .' .' L L | F ""-._ "-_ / .' _|_| | J "-_ "-_ .' / \ _-.'.' /"-_ | / "-_ / .' \_- / / / ". -._ / -_ / /`. .'.' / / ""-._ "-._ / - / / | / / /_ / "-._ " .'| / / | / / |."-_/ "-_ .' J / / | .'.' J `-"._ "-_ .' L / `-. |/ / _ / LF-._ "-._ J .' | / `-./ .' "-./ || "-._ "-._ | .' | / / /\ ' "-._ "-_ F_ .' | J / / \ "-_ "-_ J "-_.' J F / / / \ "-_ 7 | J / / / o/ / 77 J | J J_ / / o/ ' | | F "-._/ / / | F J J """--' F J | F /-._ J___________ | F________________J "-._"-._ "--------J F J "-_ "-_ .-"" "-._| ._ | J | "-_ "-._ / ". .' ""-F | F "-_ o _.-" "--._ L J .' J F J "-_ _.-" o /F ,, \ F .' F J | "-_ JJ || "-.___.' /.' / F | "-._ FF FF T"--< `. J F \ ""-.__ /J-._JJ_ /J__o `. `. F / ". ] F F ""-._ J L """"`. `. / J ". F/ / ""-.L..|.._____`. `/ F ". JJ J /""-._ / J "-_ FF F /__ sy ""L |""""\ / / "-_ J/ ""-L ""-.__| J| --: L/ / "-_ U J__ J__||_____J / "-_ JF \ ""-.__ / LL / / ""-__/ "--.__.' J /L .' ""--___ L____/ J / hs """---______ ___\.' """---"" IF YOU LEAN FORWARD AND SQUINT YOU CAN SEE THE JERGENS ON MY DESK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-30.txt #4572 THIEF (Fri, 2011 Dec 30) __.------. WHAT'S THE GREATER CRIME ????? (__ ___ ) .)e )\ / [ ] THIS THIEF'S STEALING /_.------ _/_ _/ [ ] OR HOW SHITTY THIS DRAWING IS __.' / ' `-.__ / <.--' `\ / \ \c | / / ) GoT x \ | /\ |c / \.- \ \__/ ) /( ( \ <>'\ / _/ _\- `-. \/_|_ /<> / /--/,-\ _ \ <>.`. \/`--\_._) - / `-/\ `.\ / `. / ) `\ \ \ \___/----' | / `( ___________ \ ./\_ _ \ ______________ / | ) '| __________________ | / \ \ ___________a:f / | |____.) / \ a88a\___/88888a. \_ :)8888888888888888888a. /` `-----' `Y88888888888888888 \____| `88888888888P' (YES IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A THIEF AND HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL I HAVE NO IDEA) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-09.txt #4248 NEURODIVERSE (Wed, 2011 Feb 9) .-"L"-. I'M NEURODIVERSE AND THEREFORE A TWAT .--""L""---___ J | | J J ""L L J J J----"""J""---__ | | J J L L_--""|"--L | F J L L__ ___ L L | J | J F J F \""""""" | """""-----, L | J J F | \ L L L | | | J J _.---""" \ J | | | | F F F / \ | J | | | J J | / \ L ___---++...;.++'--__ F J / \ J L""----____ __---""J__--=----_E_ / \ | J | |--__ __--"/ / __ \ L L | F ""F / / """--__ J J | J | / / ""; | L | | J / / __--""" \ L J | F F / / __--"" \ J L | J | / / --"" \ | J | | J / / \ L L | F F / / \ J J | J | / / \ | L | | J / / \ L J | F F / / \ J L | J | / / \ | _J | |"-J+' / \-L" L | F / \ J | J / '-. \ "-.|+' / '-. \ / . '-. \ / .-' '-. .-' "-. .-' hs '-. .-' . "-. .-' '-. .-' .' '. '-.-' ' .' '. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-14.txt #4342 WOK (Sat, 2011 May 14) ___ <___> __ ,--'```) (```'--. __ //\\ _,-;' `--._______,--' `:-._ //\\ I AM A WOK \\ ;' ; : `: // `( ; : )' COOK THINGS IN ME :.( ),; AND THEN FUCK OFF `.`--.___ ___.--',' `. ``-------'' ,' -. ,- gpyy `-._______.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-21.txt #4260 STROKE ON CAMERA (Mon, 2011 Feb 21) o o / \ / \ / \ / +--------------v-------------+ | __________________ @ | HA HA, LAUGHING AT THE PRETTY REPORTER | / , ooo \ | HAVING A STROKE WHILE ON CAMERA | | ---=====|#O#### | (\) | | | ` \ ) | | WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN'T A STROKE | | ,;`, | | | (-) | BUT RATHER JUST A "COMPLEX MIGRAINE" | | // o ', | | | | | \ ' o \ /, | | / :|||: | WELL FUCK THAT THEN IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE | -ooo-------------- :|||: | +----------------------------+ UNF UNF UNF [] [] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-28.txt #4356 TOM THUMB (Sat, 2011 May 28) PUT ME DOWN SO I CAN FUCK ME THAT STAPLER ,;;. / ;'.( / )._/ .-'(`-')----,---,'< __ ,' _ `-' __/----'`' ,' `. ( ( \ ___ / / ;' ,--..__ `._;.)_(o( : : ,-'.__ , `-.._`;'____\ | | ( ,``-.._ , / , \ ; : `.,'`-._ , `-./ /,\ \--..__.-' \ \ ,-`-. /__(. )__\ ; -' _.::.. \ `.( `.`,'/ ;, `.\ |.:' : `. , `' /:.:.:.:.:\`.,:::' | `. ,`..; `' ''\ : `._ ` `. / - . \ `._ , `-- `. : \ `. ` ,' \ `._ ) \ `-.__`. , ` \ ``---.._ ' \ \ \ SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-05.txt #4394 URINAL ETIQUETTE (Tue, 2011 Jul 5) __ __ (,.) ,. (,.) ,. (,.) ,. || || || || || || || || || || || || ,.||.. || ,.||.. || ,.||.. || //""""\\ || //""""\\ || //""""\\ || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || ||____|| || ||____|| || ||____|| || `.____.' || `.____.' || `.____.' || || || || || || || Krogg ______________||__________||__________||_________ ^ | | ^ IF SOMEONE IS | PEEING HERE | THEN GO HERE ^ YOU FUCKING | IDIOT | NOT HERE LIKE A CREEPY FAGFACE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-28.txt #4479 MUSE (Wed, 2011 Sep 28) ____ * / _) `\ '. i _ /^/^( ) s ( \=_ ) / a c , ) )\ \/__ ,___ ; / / ~ \ /-_/ i ( (. ( . / /( /\__\ ( \_/ WHOEVER DREW THIS IS A FREAKISH ASPIE FUCK \ | ) ` \ \| / \_______ _(_/( \/ `) // \ \.____/__/_ \ | ________ | /\ || || | )` )| b'ger || |/ / | || \| / |________|| )/|____--_____o| ,'/___/__|____\__ / /| | == : | ------\/-|___|__________|------ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-11.txt #4400 THE MENOPAUSE YEARS (Mon, 2011 Jul 11) ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, I'M WATCHING CAGNEY & LACEY: )\_) \_ / THE MENOPAUSE YEARS _/|/_ _// ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-14.txt #4465 FINANCIAL ADVICE (Wed, 2011 Sep 14) $$ $ \O/$ $ | TAKING FINANCIAL ADVICE FROM ME IS LIKE /_\ STICKING YOUR DICK INTO A LIGHT SOCKET _|___|_ _|___|___|_ _|___|___|___|_ IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT FIRST _|___|___|___|___|_ BUT IT ALWAYS TURNS OUT BADLY _|___|___|___|___|___|_ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|_ |___|___|___|___|___|___|___| \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ | | | | | | | / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ hjm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-09.txt #4490 ANOSOGNOSIA (Sun, 2011 Oct 9) _/\. /_ .^\ / ^. \ _.'^ . ^'. /_. / _\ --.`_~^ - .. /_/ ^ \`\_ ~ ~_ -~_`^ -~ ~^ _~~^~ _ ~^~_~ ^ -/.'_ / | '. \ /\_ '--.. '---.. .". /`-/___^ ^ \ `\ .'^.\_ '-. ~. / | \ '.'. ^ `--^--'|##|'---`-' /_. \ _\ -.__ ~ '. '---. / I \ _ ___ .;;``\/. ' /_/ ^'. _ ^~./ I \ ~^-, .;;;;`\;;, \// . /_, / _\ --.. _ ~ ^~ - / I \ - ~/;;;' `-----;._ .' \ '. ~- ^ ; ,;";, ;. |;;' _., /_.' ^. '_\ ~ '-. '. ; /_|_|_\ ; : \;;' .-' \ . _/'^ . ^ \_ _ '-. '. '. | [_______] | ; |;' / | / _/ | '\ '. '. ; : ; | (| ' ' |) | : /;;' _,=\__..--` /_/ ^.' ^ \ '._\ '. : ; | \_-_/ | \;,=" ___ ' . .' -/ | '. `\ : : ;: |.--"\=/"--.()))" ._ ,;;; `\ /`-/ -^.' ^\ ` -.`\ : ; : (_\ | _;=",./ |;;, |. \ .' --'-,^ .'-.---^-` ; : : ; / |_,="` |-; --. `;;,__/'._//.-' \\|###| / . ' : : _((()/ | \ | .~~._ `''-.. ' `// ' ' __ _.=" ||\__/ \__/|| ^~ `\ ' . . ' .--'` \=" ||`;;;;;;;`||.--~~~^^^~-. .--^, `\ .' . | / .-~~-.| \';;;;;'/ | .--~. -' ___ `\ |/.-- \ _.-'~^~' | `-===-' | ^~~. ,;;;;`\ ://, ' . ;' ,~~^. |^ , ~ - _ ~ .~~-. /::, `\~. `-. _. ~. `~ ^ -~^ - ^ ; _/;;, | : ~. '-._ .__. ~.__ .-~~~--._ .-/;;, \ ^. jgs '._ `=._ ^~._ .__, ;^~ _.-' ~~. .--~~-.__.^ ~. '. I'M ANOSOGNOSTIC ABOUT MY ANOSOGNOSIA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-21.txt #4502 BERSERKERS (Fri, 2011 Oct 21) . + . . . . . . . . . * . * . . . . . . + . "You Are Here" . . + . . . . | . . . . . . | . . . +. + . \|/ . . . . . . V . * . . . . + . + . . . + . . + .+. . . . . + . . . . . . . . . . . . . ! / * . . . + . . - O - . . . + . . * . . / | . + . . . .. + . . . . . * . * . +.. . * . . . . . . . . + . . + ^ | +------- THE BERSERKERS ARE HERE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-19.txt #4500 BOOM BOX (Wed, 2011 Oct 19) ____________ _.----------.-._ ____________ | | __ | | | .''. O | o |__| |||| | | O .''. | | : : |________________| : : | | '..' _ |oo .,.. | _ '..' | | (_) | ....|...... OO | (_) | | |________________| | | .-''-. | ________ mm| .-''-. | | / \ | |O;;; :O| | / \ | | ( ) | m '--------' m | ( ) | | \ / |________________| \ / | | '-..-' |____|__|__|__|__| '-..-' |w |____________|________________|____________|t |___|----|___|___|--------|___|___|----|___|x THIS IS A BOOM BOX LIKE SONY WALKMEN, DISCMEN, CDS, AND NETFLIX NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THIS FUCKING THING IS ANYMORE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-31.txt #4512 GUEST BLOGGER (Mon, 2011 Oct 31) ,- _,-'""`-._ \ / ,'dHHb |/ `-. _,-'|"`-. `- / / HHHH---<_____`. ,-' ""\ `. -'_ \ `HHP /\ ,' ,' \| dHHb \ '.`./ \ __ \,-' `.""""\___HHHH / \ `-.__|,-' `-. / /HHP,' / \ `-._/_,-' \/\/\| TODAY'S GUEST BLOGGER POSTING A BLOG POST THAT'S A BLEG ABOUT A VLOG (IN BLOG FORM) ,-'"""-"""`-. \""\""""""\"/ `--\ \\ \ \ \\ \ Krogg `-.__.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-25.txt #4506 WINTER (Tue, 2011 Oct 25) , }`-. , , \ \ '-' \ .-'{ _} . | ,`\ / ' ; .-;\ IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN { \ | | / `/ '-.,/ ; | SO WINTER'S COMING !!!! { -- -. ' '`-, .--._.' ; \__ \ \ | ' / |`. ; _,`\ EVERYBODY BE SURE TO '. '- ' `_- '.`; ; ,-`_.-' BUNDLE UP !!!!!!!!!!!! ,--. \ ` /` '--' `;.` (` _ .--.\ '._) '-. \ \ `-. ; `-';| '. -. ' __ '. ; ; _,-' / { __'.\ ' '-,/; `-' ';`.- ` .-' '-. `-._' | `; ;`' .-'` <_ -' ` .\ `; ; (_.'`\ _.;-"``"'-._'. `:; ___, _.-' | .-'\'. '.` \ \_,_`\ ;##` `'; _.' /_'._\ \ \__;#####./###. \` \.' .'`/"`/ (#######)###::.. _.' OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST '.' .' ; , |:. `|()##`"""` THIS DRAWING FOR FALL jgs `'-../__/_\:: /O()()o THESE ASCII ARTISTS CAN'T ()'._.'`()()' BE TRUSTED TO FOLLOW THROUGH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-15.txt #4404 BROWSER CACHE CLEARING (Fri, 2011 Jul 15) ____ _ /////|\\ ``````\\\ A CAMGIRL SO UGLY I HAD TO CLEAR MY BROWSER CACHE `/` ))) \`, ((( `--- ,\\\ ,---/ )),))) / , `(( ((( `--. ) `__)) ________ | | ,-./\ \ _,-' \ \__,-. \ \,-' /`.__,-'_,-\ `-. / \____`--'____________ | \ Starshine File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-01.txt #4390 BALL MOUNTAIN (Fri, 2011 Jul 1) ******* ~ *---******* ~ *-----******* ~ *-------******* __ _ _!__ *-------******* _ / \_ _/ \ |::| ___ **-----******** ~ _/ \_/^ \/ ^\/|::|\|:| **---*****/^\_ /\/ ^ / ^ / ^ ___|::|_|:|_/\_******/ ^ \ / \ _/ ^ ^ / |::|--|:|---| \__/ ^ ^\___ _/_^ \/ ^ _/ ^ |::|::|:|-::| ^ /_ ^ ^ ^ \_ / \^ / /\ / |::|--|:|:--| / \ ^ \ / \/ / / |::|::|:|:-:| / ^ \ ^ ^ \ _Q / _Q _Q_Q / _Q _Q |::|::|:|:::|/ ^ \ _Q ^ /_\) /_\)/_/\\) /_\) /_\) |::|::|:|:::| /_\) _O|/O___O|/O_OO|/O__O|/O__O|/O__________________________O|/O__________ ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ESCAPE FROM BALL MOUNTAIN (A FEW HOURS PASS) RETURN TO BALL MOUNTAIN AFTER REALIZING HUGE MISTAKE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-04.txt #4455 SNORKEL-USER (Sun, 2011 Sep 4) __ |::| |::| _..---.._ |::| I USE A SNORKEL !!!!! .' / \ `. |::| HERP DERP I'M A PEDO / / \ \ |::| / / \ \ | | / | | \ | | | | ___ | | | | _`'..._-.|____|__|\\/|__|____|..| | ___ ____... | .- - - - - - - -. | .| |_ `' ____. /.-----------------.\ .| | ```.. ``.. //' `-._ _.-` '\\ | | .. ...-' ||' /.-.\ /.-.\ '|| `..\...`'` ---._` \\:_ \(o)/...\(o)/._:// .----..--- LGB ___.._ __.... ._....._.....___ '' ___.._ __.... ._....._.....___ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-29.txt #4418 MORAL OBLIGATION (Fri, 2011 Jul 29) _.--._ ,' `. I BELIEVE IT'S MY MORAL OBLIGATION / __) __` \ TO OCCASIONALLY BEAT OFF TO FAT CHICKS ( (`-`(-') ) /) \ _ / ( /' )-._.' . \ ___ ( ,--., `.)___(___) BECAUSE IF I DON'T DO IT WHO WILL )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' / /| / / | / Ojo/VK/FS/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-10.txt #4461 LADY DI REDUX (Sat, 2011 Sep 10) ___.-----------.___ _.-' `-. .' `. / \ / ` ._ . ` .' ) ` `------' `--- | HI JUST A REMINDER | | `._ `-----.. | | ` `- ____.----' ' `. '| I'M STILL DEAD | . .' `--'| |` `-. `._/ .|--'| | ` -. / .=====._ .===| _.| | ` | ' " <(@)> , (/(@)>| / \ ` \ ' | |_/ \ ` <%> | | \ | | . . . | | `._ | ..' `.__.' / `-| \ ``--------- / /| `. `..___..' / / `- `-_ `---' / _. `-. `-._ .' _.' `-. `----'_ __.' `-._ .'| __.-' `-.' | @ `. | `-. | `-._ | `-._ | ` | VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-10.txt #4338 AND WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS H2O (Tue, 2011 May 10) .-'"""`-. ( ) |`-.___.-'| THIS IS EITHER WATER OR SULFURIC ACID |.-'"""`-.| | | TAKE A SIP AND FIND OUT |`-.___.-'| | | |. ' " ` .| | | `-.___.-' VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-19.txt #4258 TRUE FORM (Sat, 2011 Feb 19) .-"""""""---,. n, ..--------.. \- ,,'''-.. n '\. ,.n ..--'' ) \- . .,;)) ''-, \ ''.. .'"'. .,-'' .n ..-'' (( o _/ \- ' ''''':' ''-.'"|'--_ ' ' ,.--'''..-'' ' ' ' - . _/ \- ''->. \' ,--. '/' >..'' _/ \ (, / /. .\ \ '' ,) ./ ''. . .. ') \ .. / (' .. ./ ''-... . ._ .__ .''. //..\\ ,'. __ _ _,__.--' /' (( ..'' ' ' '-' 6 \/__\/ ' '- - -' ' ','' - '\ '(. 6, '.. /. '' .' ,,' ) ) ) '\ \'C_,_ ==, / '_ _|\ ,'', ,,_.;-' _/ '._ , ') E /'|_ ')()('_' \ C ,I''' _.-' ''''''\ ((' ,/ '' (()) '' '-._ _ __---''' '' '' ' '==='()'==' PhH '( )' '6 ' \ / SO, ANDROSS, ' ' YOU SHOW YOUR TRUE FORM! ' ' ' ' ' ' '..' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-04.txt #4332 WALKIE TALKIES (Wed, 2011 May 4) . . . .'. \ / \ / .'. .' '.' ' -= o =- -= o =- .' ' / | \ / | \ | | | I SURE HOPE THAT THE ELECTROMAGNETIC | | RADIATION BEING TRANSMITTED BACK | .=====| AND FORTH AREN'T GIVING ME CANCER |=====. |.---.| |.---.| ||=o=|| ||=o=|| || || ALSO I'M FUCKING RETARDED || || || || || || ||___|| ||___|| |[:::]| jgs |[:::]| '-----' '-----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-25.txt #4264 JOURNEY (Fri, 2011 Feb 25) =, .= =.| ,---. |.= =.| "-(:::::)-" |.= \\__/`-.|.-'\__// `-| .::| .::|-' THIS IS NOT A JOURNEY ALBUM COVER SO I DO _|`-._|_.-'|_ NOT KNOW WHAT THIS SCARAB IS DOING HERE /.-| | .::|-.\ // ,| .::|::::|. \\ || //\::::|::' /\\ || /'\|| `.__|__.' ||/'\ ^ \\ // ^ jrei /'\ /'\ ^ ^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-08.txt #4550 A TREASURE MAP (Thu, 2011 Dec 8) ____________________________________________________________________ / \----- --------- ----------- -------------- ------ ----\ \_/__________________________________________________________________/ |~ ~~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~ _____.----------._ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~| | _ ~~ ~~ __,---'_ " `. ~~~ _,--. ~~~~ __,---. ~~| | | \___ ~~ / ( ) " " `-.,' (') \~~ ~ ( / _\ \~~ | | \ \__/_ __(( _)_ ( " " (_\_) \___~ `-.___,' ~| |~~ \ ( )_(__)_|( )) " )) " | " \ ~~ ~~~ _ ~~| | ~ \__ (( _( ( )) ) _) (( \\// " | " \_____,' | ~| |~~ ~ \ ( ))(_)(_)_)| " )) //\\ " __,---._ " " " /~~~| | ~~~ |(_ _)| | | | " ( " ,-'~~~ ~~~ `-. ___ /~ ~ | | ~~ | | | | _,--- ,--. _ " (~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ) /___\ \~~ ~| | ~ ~~ / | _,----._,'`--'\.`-._ `._~~_~__~_,-' |H__| \ ~~| |~~ / " _,-' / `\ ,' / _' \`.---.._ __ " \~ | | ~~~ / / .-' , / ' _,'_ - _ '- _`._ `.`-._ _/- `--. " " \~| | ~ / / _-- `---,~.-' __ -- _,---. `-._ _,-'- / ` \ \_ " |~| | ~ | | -- _ /~/ `-_- _ _,' ' \ \_`-._,-' / -- \ - \_ / | |~~ | \ - /~~| " ,-'_ /- `_ ._`._`-...._____...._,--' /~~| | ~~\ \_ / /~~/ ___ `--- --- - - ' ,--. ___ |~ ~| |~ \ ,'~~| " (o o) " " " |~~~ \_,-' ~ `. ,'~~ | | ~~ ~|__,-'~~~~~\ \"/ " " " /~ ~~ O ~ ~~`-.__/~ ~~~| |~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~~`.______________________/ ~~~ | ~~~ ~~ ~ ~~~~| |____~jrei~__~_______~~_~____~~_____~~___~_~~___~\_|_/ ~_____~___~__| / \----- ----- ------------ ------- ----- ------- -------- -------\ \_/__________________________________________________________________/ THIS IS A TREASURE MAP TO FIND A PILE OF FOSSILIZED SHIT ONCE IT WAS STEAMY BUT NOW IT IS ROCK-LIKE JUST THINK !!!! OF THE DETAILS OF THE ALIMENTARY CANAL THAT THIS SHIT COILED THROUGH BEFORE BEING EXCRETED INTO A HOLE AND THEN BURIED AND THEN MARKED WITH A BIG "X" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-20.txt #4562 MODERN ARTIST (Tue, 2011 Dec 20) __________ __ | ___ _|__|_ | ,' '. {'\) | : O O : )( FUCK OFF IT'S MODERN ART | : ._\. :/ )\ | '.___\\/ / | IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A CHILD DID IT | '-' | |_________| | /-----\|___| jrei / \||| .:;; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-21.txt #4563 U-BOAT (Wed, 2011 Dec 21) _-. ( (o) " _ |_|" - | | BEHOLD THE INFAMOUS U-BOAT COCK " - -" -.| | - " -| | " _" -.|,!) "- `" -=' itz File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-09.txt #4551 TIME ZONES (Fri, 2011 Dec 9) __ .' '. : : | _ _ | .-.|(o)(o)|.-. _._ _._ ( ( | .--. | ) ) .',_ '. .' _,'. '-/ ( ) \-' / /' `\ \ __ / /' `\ \ / '--' \ /.' \.' './ '.\ \ `"===="` / ` : _ _ : ` `\ /' |(o)(o)| `\ /' | | /`-.-`\_ / \ _.-"`\._/V\_./`"-._ / .--. \ .'/ \ /^\ / \'. | ( ) | / / \| |/ \ \ _\ '--' /__ jgs / / \_/ \ \ .' '-.__.-' `-. WHEN IS THIS GODDAMN SHOW ON ???? EASTERN TIME OR PACIFIC ???? GODDAMN STUPID EARTH ROTATING ONCE A DAY AROUND ITS STUPID FUCKING FAT MOLTEN CORE MAKING ALL THIS BULLSHIT TIME ZONE NONSENSE REQUIRED FUCK IT LET'S MOVE INTO SPACE AND LIVE IN ETERNAL SUNLIGHT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-24.txt #4263 SPOON (Thu, 2011 Feb 24) ________ .==== [________>< :=== SEE NO EVIL '==== ________ ___,,,,,,, [________>__________\ HEAR NO EVIL ________ .==. jgs [________>c((_ ) SPOON NO EVIL '==' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-05.txt #4333 A TABLE (Thu, 2011 May 5) ,%;, ,%%, ______________)(______________ / (__) \ THIS IS A TABLE /________________________________\ [________________________________] \ \ / / \ \ / / THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT \ \/ / \ \/ / BUT THIS ONE IS MINE _\/ /________________\ \/_ [_/o/__________________\o\_] / /\ \ / /\ \ lc/ \_\ /_/ \_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-11.txt #4339 AN APPLE A DAY (Wed, 2011 May 11) __ \/.--, //_.' .-""-/""-. AN APPLE A DAY MAKES BITCHES RUN SCREAMING / __ \ / \\\ \ | || | \ / \ \ / \ '- / '-.__.__.' WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING SOMETHING ELSE sjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-18.txt #4257 POWER OUTAGE (Fri, 2011 Feb 18) ,#######, ######### HOLY SHIT A FUCKING SCHEDULED POWER OUTAGE ????? ######### ######### HOW THE FUCK WILL I BEAT OFF '#######' WITHOUT POWER AND NO PRINTER ????? .--' '--. /` `\ / '-. : .-' \ / | : | \ / /|.-- --.|\ \ \ ( / . \ ) / \ \|jgs | |/ / \ \_____|_____/ / (_[I===I===I==]_) |-|~~|:|~~|-| | \__/:\__/ | {-_ -: _= } {_ /^\_ - } { -_ } { - _} {_ } {_ - } OKAY DRAWING A QUICK SKETCH OF THE PORN {____} {____} BEFORE SHUTTING THE MACHINE DOWN (___) (___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-11.txt #4462 EUROPANS (Sun, 2011 Sep 11) + . _ .-. 3==({)_ . ( \ + . _ )`\-| * ) \ . /_`' // |\ .-' `-a:f . B'/`-'M\_| ) / . . * // ( / . B' `-' ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE ON SECOND THOUGHT THE EUROPEAN UNDERSEA LIFE IS KIND OF A BUNCH OF DICKS SO GO AHEAD AND LAND THERE AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THEM FUCK THEM THEY WON'T PLAY PARCHEESI WITH US File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-28.txt #4417 INSPIRE (Thu, 2011 Jul 28) ___..-------...___ '---..___ `---..___ '---..___`---..___ `---...___ |_ `---..___`---...___ `---...___ |__ |`--...`---...___`---...___ `---..___ /`./`. | `---...`---...___`---...___ `--..__ / `. `. `---...__ `--.._ `---...___`---..___....---' / / /`.|`--...__ `---...___ `---.._ `---..___....---' `. / /. /| |`--...__ `--.._ | | | | /`./`./`.`.| | `--...__ `--..__| | / | / `. / /| | `--...__ .'\.'\| | | / / / / | .===. | | .' \ \ \ | `. /`././ || || |\.'\.'\.'\\ | | / `./ / `. || || _ .' .' .' \ | | `. / / || || .-' '-.\ \ \ \ / | `./`. / ||_____| `--...__ |.....||\ \ \ .' | | |`./`./ .' `--...__ |.....|| \.'\.'\.'\ | | ||`--.._ `--...__ `|.....||.' \ .' \ \ | /| ==== ||`--..__`--...__ |.....||\ \.\ \| | |`--..__/| ===== | |`--..`--...__ /'''\ | \ \ \ .'/ | ||`-.__ |`---..___/| =====| |`-._`--...__.' \.'\ \.' | | /| === |||`--..__ |`--...__/| ==== | |`--.._ \.'| | | |`--..__/| ===== |||`--.._ |`--..___/| ==== ||`--.._ | \ | LGB| |`---..___/| ==== |||`--.._ |`--..__/| ==== || | | `--..__| |`--...__/| ==== |||`--._ |`---..__/ \ | `---..___| |`--..___/| === |||`--.._ | | | .' `--...__| |`--..__/| ==== || / | . ' `--..___| |`---..__/ | | `---..___ .' `--..__| | |_.-' `---..___`---..___. ' `---..__|_.-' `---..___`---..___ .' _..-' `---..___`---..___. ' _..-'_..-' `---..___`---..___ _..-'_..-' `---..___`---..____..-'_..-' `---..____..-' YAY MY LATEST COPY OF _INSPIRE_ MAGAZINE ARRIVED TODAY !!!!!!!! WAIT THIS ISN'T ANYTHING LIKE _HIGHLIGHTS_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-05.txt #4456 SIKHISM (Mon, 2011 Sep 5) _______ _.---/ .-- \. _./ __/ _,-' `-. ,/ ,/ __/ \_ \. ,/ ,-' _ _,/ \. \ \_ ,/ _,' _/##\ \. \__ `\ | / ,/######\_ \ `\ \. | / ,/ \. \. \ \ \./ / " " \ \ \ | | / #### ##### \ \ \. | | _' " " | \ \. | '- /===\ | \/===\ | \ \_| ( @ |/ | @ ) \ \ | / \__./ |\___/ \ \ | / ( / | | / / \__) | \ / / /_____\ | | ,- ( ########### ## i,/ ##### (=___=) ### ####-.-' ##### ### ###### ##### ############################## NO / COMMENT ############################ ######################### ############### S@yaN ############## File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-14.txt #4403 STARRING JULIA ROBERTS (Thu, 2011 Jul 14) -------------------------------------------------------------------------, [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [ -----------------------------------------------------------------------/ \|/ | O - ^^ | | _ _ | --O--|/ \ O ^^ | ^^ ||||| | ___ ( ) ( ) _/ /\ /|\ | --|-- | ^^ |O=O| |_ __/_|_\,_|___|___/ / \/\ |~~~~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~| ( - ) | `-O---O-' | OTMK /\ \/\_| / \ | .-~~~-. | -- -- -- -- -- / / /\ \ | ' ` | //| o |\\ |______________ | --------------------------------------------------------------_/ [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [' ------------------------------------------------------------' CHECK OUT JULIA ROBERTS IN HER LATEST FILM "EAT, PRAY, SHIT" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-24.txt #4505 EVERYBODY DANCE NOW (Mon, 2011 Oct 24) __ ,--. \( ` _ _ WHAT WE *REALLY* NEED WAS A NEW \\__ J\ / ` ("r -' COVER OF "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW" ,--. __/\_ \ .--.__ / ) BY C+C MUSIC FACTORY ( ) \ /\ | /""-.`/7(_ `--' '\ \ \/`\_ \_.`)\ .__ \ __ ( L / `- ) ___/_ \ /.' ^\_| |,-' /____/'"" ) ` ) . / L\ \.-'_.-,`\_. __ ,_|_ _( \ .-' \_, ' __ /_ \ . /__\ |_ --'""==-._/ _\_ _ /,##/ .--. =' / ) /'"\\--) \ / \ ( ` \ \ \ / `>-'_ ( -(/ /| '\ \ ( \ \_/ ) \/ . /.-' |c | .--. / `. |`._)/ ) | / \ | / ( \ ) ) | | / / | \ ' > \ `) . _____________ \ / ) \ | \/ > ___________ | . | ) | / | Y___\) | | ) | <_/ | | |a888P^ / (-. | .--'|` > / (YPP 8a___.-' aPa`|.' | | a._..a-' 88888P a:f88P-x-' \ (. a88888P 8888P a8888P ) `8(___.' a8888P 888888 88P ( 888888P 8888P 8888P a8888P 8888P 888 a888P 888 a8888P 88P File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-30.txt #4511 BOWLING (Sun, 2011 Oct 30) .-. \ / .-. |_| .-. \ / BOWLING: |=| \ / |_| / \ |_| |=| THE SPORT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE / (@) \|=|/ \ COMPLETELY GIVEN UP ANY PRETENSE ____ | / \@) \ OF TRYING .' '. / (@) \ | / # \ | | | | o o |'='| | / \ o / \ /'=' jgs '.____.' '=' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-18.txt #4499 ASK NOT (Tue, 2011 Oct 18) , | , \ / ,,_--_, ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU \./ ,// _ _\ \./ BUT INSTEAD BUT A BIG FAT DICK IN MY FACE ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-26.txt #4507 DOTS (Wed, 2011 Oct 26) O O O O O O O o O O O O THESE ARE DOTS O o o O o O O O o o . O O o o . . O O O o . o O O O O O O O Krogg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-02.txt #4391 THROUGH THE WORMHOLE (Sat, 2011 Jul 2) ________________________________ / "-_ / . | . \ / : \ | / : \ / '-___-' \ /_________________________________________ \ _______| |________________________--""-L / F J \ / F J L / :' ': F / '-___-' / /_________________________________________--" HS THROUGH THE WORMHOLE WITH THE BLACK DUDE THAT WAS PRESIDENT BEFORE THE ACTUAL BLACK DUDE PRESIDENT BECAME PRESIDENT IF YOU FOLLOW WHAT I MEAN WAIT I'VE GOTTEN MYSELF CONFUSED WHO'S FUCKING UP THESE CUE CARDS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-16.txt #4405 WELL (Sat, 2011 Jul 16) _ / \ / '.\ DON'T JUMP IN ME OR YOU'LL DIE / '.\ / '.\ JUST KIDDING COME ON JUMP IN ME ~|~~~~~|~ IT WON'T HURT MUCH +|-===-|;-. | | | `- _|--|--|_ |--.....--| |--.....--| |--.....--| .''. |--.....--| |~~| ~~-----~~ ~~ AMC File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-13.txt #4464 GIN AND TONIC (Tue, 2011 Sep 13) .;. GERMANS REQUIRE COMPLEX HAND SIGNALS ______// \\ EVEN TO MAKE A GIN AND TONIC | //| ;`. |----//-| ,,==------- `------. _,' ; | // | ``---------. ____ ,' ;---------. | /_ | ; /,- ' ,----.---' |/_ ,`_ | ('.;-' ;----: |` /_ /\| ----. `----'--. | \ _\/| PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE HOLOCAUST `-------------' '-------'PhS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-07.txt #4458 DICK CHENEY (Wed, 2011 Sep 7) |\___/| / \ LOOK IT'S DICK CHENEY !!!!!!!!11!1111 | /\__/| ||\ <.><.> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH | _ > ) \ /---- | -\/ GET IT / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-07.txt #4335 NEVER TOO LATE (Sat, 2011 May 7) ##### #### _\_ ##=-[.].] OUR SLOGAN: #( _\ # \__|_.--._ .' \___/ \/;; / .' `-----\ `/ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO BEAT OFF (TM) ( ). ,----( ) ( ) |' ( ) |( ) | ( ) | ( ) | ( ) |_| )=={ ( )) :.. ) | `-' ''') Y | (| | | | | | | ) ) | | | dp/VK |__|__|_ [____)__) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-13.txt #4341 ATHEIST PARROT (Fri, 2011 May 13) ______________________________________________________ __________|___________,_______________________________ __________|__________//,______________________________ __________|__________\|/;..___________________________ __________|___________\\//\,._________________________ THIS __________|___________/ '\/_________________________ PARROT __________|__________/,* _ |_________________________ DOES __________|_________( ) ( ) (_________________________ NOT __________|__________\( " \________________________ BELIEVE __________|____________) \\______________________ IN __________|___________( \\\___________________ PARROT __________|____________\ ( \\ \\\_________________ RELIGIONS __________|____________(\ \\ \\ \\\_______________ __________|_____________\\ \\ \\ \\\_____________ __________|______________\\ \\ \\ \\____________ AND __________|_______________\\ \\ \\ \\___________ BOY __________|________________\-\ \\\ \\\\___________ WILL __________|_________________\ /\_ \\\ \\___________ HE __________|__________________(( \-___- \\\__________ NOT __________|___________________\ \_______ \\\_________ SHUT __________|____________________\ \_______ \\\________ UP __________|_____________________\ \________\\\_______ ABOUT __________|______________________\ \________\\\______ IT __________|_______________________\ \________\\______ __________|________________________(--)_______________ __________|___________________________________________ __________|___________________________________________ bni File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-26.txt #4265 THOSE BEES (Sat, 2011 Feb 26) ,`. ,'`. : | \/ / | _.. ,--.._ | ' : ;.' ) I'M A FLOWER \ ._ `: | ,' ,' / `._ ` \ .;../ _..'.._ _..-`-.._::::::.' -.. `. ,' _.. ::SSt::-.._ __..' `..___..-''`;:::;' `. ,' , ,' |` `:. `. `. BEES FUCK ME BECAUSE THEY'RE | ' ,/ , ; \`.._,' DISGUSTING LITTLE PERVERTS `..-'/ / / \ \ : \__,' `.__; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-23.txt #4565 TWEET BIRD HAS A POTTY MOUTH (Fri, 2011 Dec 23) .-"-. FUCK CATS / - -\ \ @ @/ / (_ <_) ___/ _)(` ,_(`_))\ "-\)__/ __|||__ jgs ((__|__)) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-12-22.txt #4564 PEACE OFFICER (Thu, 2011 Dec 22) , __ _.-"` `'-. /||\'._ __{}_( |||| |'--.__\ WHY IS THIS PEACE OFFICER GIVING A NAZI SALUTE | L.( ^_\^ \ .-' | _ | | | )\___/ | \-'`:._] jgs \__/; '-. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-02-27.txt #4266 THISTLETOE (Sun, 2011 Feb 27) ,,::,, (::..::) HOLDING UP THE MISTLETOE FOR YOU TO KISS ME \\||// /;;;;;;\ , |;;;;;;| /|, , , \;;;;;;/ `< /_ `)\/\ >";;" <^.(`,) ` '\/ )/ ')(` ` ' ` `)(` '\/` OH GOD THIS IS AN AWFUL THISTLE THAT MEANS `||~ I GET KICK TO THE NUTS NOT A KISS ON THE MOUTH hjw ~||' '||` `||~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-12.txt #4340 FLOWER BOUQUET (Thu, 2011 May 12) _ ` )\. / \_ ,--. / :";@,".\,-.n ' \ (,'@'*,*"@'.)/ ` \\ \';*"."@,'// HERE'S A FLOWER BOUQUET \ \\".@;"/ / \_ \_,/ _ / GIVE IT TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE ,-'`../ ,. TO SHUT HER UP FOR TEN SECONDS (-[]-) ' /.|)(|,\ THEN REPEAT EVERY TWENTY SECONDS gpyy `' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-05-06.txt #4334 FRILLED SHIRT (Fri, 2011 May 6) _ ( | | __,--./|.--,__ .` \ \ / / `. HEY CHECK OUT MY FRILLED SHIRT .` \ | / `. / / ^|^ \ \ (SHOT TO DEATH BY NAVY SEALS) / / | |o | \ \ /===/ | | | \===\ /___/ | |o | \___\ | | | | |o | | | | | |o | | | | | |o | |_____/\_____| jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-06.txt #4457 SURGEON AIRPLANE (Tue, 2011 Sep 6) _/_\ |==( /O/ /()\/""""""\ | ||O/ (()()) | THIS IS EITHER A LADY ON A SURGERY TABLE | \/ \()/ _,dH-' | _,dHP=' OR IT'S SOME FUCKED UP TURBINE-DRIVEN AIRPLANE | PBHHHHHHHHHHHP=' /|\ | | | || | O pb O File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-09-12.txt #4463 MELOS (Mon, 2011 Sep 12) _,. ___. . ____ ,._ --=:_ *: ======((|_L]_ \\ c:____]((=- :* _:=- - - - - `' (__(____) \\ / // ___ `' ,._ \\___. / // _/_/_]=== :* _:=-- ,. ___. _((|_L]_ _/ //_.(_(_)(_).. `' --=: *: ======((|_L]_ _/(__(\_ _)\_ /____\_\ `.... `' (__(____) cjr WAIT WAIT BEFORE WE START LET'S ENGAGE IN A MELIAN DIALOGUE (I SAID THAT BECAUSE I HEARD SOMEONE SAY IT IN THIS CONTEXT AND IT SOUNDS SMART) HOLD ON (LOOKING UP WHAT THE TERM MEANS) OH FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-17.txt #4406 LEAVE (Sun, 2011 Jul 17) , }`-. , , \ \ '-' \ .-'{ _} . | ,`\ / ' ; .-;\ { \ | | / `/ '-.,/ ; | WHY DON'T YOU { -- -. ' '`-, .--._.' ; \__ MAKE LIKE A TREE \ \ | ' / |`. ; _,`\ AND FELLATE MONKEYS '. '- ' `_- '.`; ; ,-`_.-' WITH FULL-BLOWN AIDS ,--. \ ` /` '--' `;.` (` _ .--.\ '._) '-. \ \ `-. ; `-';| '. -. ' __ '. ; ; _,-' / { __'.\ ' '-,/; `-' ';`.- ` .-' '-. `-._' | `; ;`' .-'` <_ -' ` .\ `; ; (_.'`\ _.;-"``"'-._'. `:; ___, _.-' | .-'\'. '.` \ \_,_`\ ;##` `'; _.' /_'._\ \ \__;#####./###. \` \.' .'`/"`/ (#######)###::.. _.' '.' .' ; , |:. `|()##`"""` jgs `'-../__/_\:: /O()()o ()'._.'`()()' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-07-03.txt #4392 HANDKERCHIEF (Sun, 2011 Jul 3) \ \ \ .`---. \ \__________ __/ _ \ \ | ;(_-\_\ \ \ ___,_:_C) "-._ '_____________\_,' / | \ "-._ / | \ ` / / | \ \ / / | \ \/ \b | \ | \n | \ / \i | \/ I'M A HANDKERCHIEF \ | / \ / USE ME TO WIPE OFF WHATEVER \ / CANCERAIDS OR HIVCOLD YOU HAVE \ / \ / AND THEN BE SURE TO STICK ME BACK V IN YOUR POCKET YOU DISGUSTING FUCK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2011/2011-10-27.txt #4508 FLAMINGO (Thu, 2011 Oct 27) .._ (\`\\ THIS IS EITHER A FLAMINGO OR SOME KIND OF DROOPING FLOWER ) |> (7 |` a:f File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-06.txt #165 UP THE ASS (Mon, 1999 Dec 6) %%%% %%%%(O)(-)%%%% %%%%%: /..\ :%%%%% ()\ <> /() I TAKE IT \- / UP THE ASS __oooo__ / \ / \ )( TS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-12.txt #171 I'M A DICK (Sun, 1999 Dec 12) __ I'M A DICK )/ .:::::. / / # \ | | \ / `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-03.txt #101 VERY SLEEPY (Sun, 1999 Oct 3) YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY . 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' ` `;%; SO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-17.txt #115 HARD TO TELL (Sun, 1999 Oct 17) HARD TO TELL WHAT I AM ISN'T IT \ __ \ |_/\ ,--,;\) ,-"-..._\ \_...._( ) |a a )`| ___ /`._ / / -==[___]\/; \' `B-'|_`,) <'/||8`> fL __|::| (__.';| (_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-22.txt #90 GAY-O'S (Wed, 1999 Sep 22) ========================================== | ____ _ __ __ ___ _ | | / ___| / \\ \ / / / _ \( )___ | | | | _ / _ \\ V /____| | | |// __| | | | |_| |/ ___ \| |_____| |_| | \__ \ | | \____/_/ \_\_| \___/ |___/ | | | | ;*;;;;*;;;*;;;*,, | | _,---'':::';*;;;*;;;*;;*d;, | | .-' ::::::::::';*;;*;dII; | | .' ,<<<,. :::::::::::::::ffffff`. | | / ,<<<<<<<<,::::::::::::::::fffffL,\ | | .,<<<<<<<<<;,::::::::::fffKKIP | | | ``<<<<<<>>>>;,::::fffKKIPf ' | | \ `mYMMV?;;;;;;;\>>>>>>>>>,YIIPP"` / | | `. 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I CAN SEE YOU'RE NOT WEARING CLEAN UNDERWEAR File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-26.txt #32 DOGBERT'S GRUMPY (Mon, 1999 Jul 26) (~'~~'~~'~~) HOW ABOUT THOSE WACKY COMICS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? | | | | / | ~|~ / CRAM IT FUCKO _ __ |-------()) / || | ( _) \ .'~\ /. | | \ ()()__\/ ". | | \ /* " ''.. | | // | |'..'---_/\ | () | / ''---|| /\ ". ." / \ \\/\/ ".. ."\\ | \ / \_/ || | ^ | \/\\ | \-ABG ((__)-ABG File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-23.txt #91 FIRE WATER (Thu, 1999 Sep 23) ,---,_ , _> `'-. .--'/ .--'` ._ `/ <_ >,-' ._'.. ..__ . ' '-. .-' .'` `'. '. > / >`-. .-'< \ , '._\ / ; '-._> <_.-' ; '._> `> ,/ /___\ /___\ \_ / `.-|(| \o_/ \o_/ |)|` OY VEY jgs \; \ ;/ I GOTTA STOP DRINKING \ .-, )-. / THE FIRE WATER /` .'-'. `\ ;_.-`.___.'-.; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-16.txt #114 ANGRY BUS DRIVER (Sat, 1999 Oct 16) STOP GROPING ME LOOK I SAID NO CANDY I FOUND JESUS STOP JERKING ME WHO TOOK MY PEANUTS SHUT THE FUCK ALL OF YOU \ .-------------------------------------------------------------. \ '------..-------------..----------..----------..----------..--.| \ | \\ || || || || || | \\ || || || || || | .. || _ _ || _ _ || _ _ || _ _|| || | || || // // || // // ||// // || // //|| /|| |_.------"''----------''----------''----------''----------''--'| .______________________________________________________________| |)| | | | | | mga| ||==| | | | | _-_ | | | | .-. | ||==| C| | | __ |.'.-.' | _ | _ | |.'.-.'. | __ | "__==' '---------'|( )|'----------------------'|( )|'----------"" '-' '-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-02.txt #100 GAY AWARD (Sat, 1999 Oct 2) ___ /\__\ / / _/_ / / /\ \ / / / \ \ / /__\/\ \__\ \ \ \ / / / \ \ / / / \ \/ / / \ / / \/__/ | \| |\ | | \ | ) \( |\ |mga .-----'---'-----. |'Your very own'| |G A Y A W A R D| |. Wear it .| || proudly || || || ||__ May 1999 _|| '---------------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-13.txt #172 VALUJET (Mon, 1999 Dec 13) @ @ @ @ @@ @@ _ | _ |_`V'_| |A| |L| |U| ,----|J|----. |_____(E)_____| |T| __|__ /) (\ / |-. ,-| \ / / o`-, STRAIGHT IN THE SWAMP I'M HARD .-'o \ \ \ \ '. ,` / / \ \ ,' `. / / \__) \ / (__/ \ -shimrod / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-07.txt #166 AND SO FORTH (Tue, 1999 Dec 7) ,------------------------. / BE GAY WITH ME BEFORE \ / I AM EXTINCT AND SO FORTH / \ _______,----------------' _ |/ oo\ (__)\ __ \ \ .' `. \ \ / \ \ '" \ . ( ) \ '-| )__| :. \ | | | | \ '. c__; c__; '-..'>.__ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-11.txt #170 COCK (Sat, 1999 Dec 11) c o c k 8---------------------------------------------------------> tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-05.txt #164 TWENTY DOLLAR BILL (Sun, 1999 Dec 5) WE ARE SIAMESE IF YOU SUCK WE ARE SIAMESE IF YOU DON'T SUCK .d888888888b d8b d8b .d888888888b d88^^^^^^888 888 888 d88^^^^^^888 .d88 888 888 888 .d88 888 Y8P 888 888 888 d8P 888 888 Y8P 888 "8888b. .888 d88888888888888b 888 888 Y8888888 Y88888888888888P 888 888 "888 .88P .88P 88P .d8P .d8P .d8P .dP" .dP" .dP" '" '" '" ME LICKY LONG TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWENTY DORRAR BRILL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-14.txt #112 EMBRYO (Thu, 1999 Oct 14) WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T HIT THE GAY BUTTON |"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""".---------------.""| | |/"'_ Commodore | | | |\_."A-500 Plus | | |mga '---------------' | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| ||Es| |F1 |F2 |F3 |F4 |F5 | |F6 |F7 |F8 |F9 |F10| Power [____] | ||__| |___|___|___|___|___| |___|___|___|___|___| Drive [____] | | _____________________________________________ ________ ___________ | || |! |" |X |$ |% |^ |& |* |( |) |_ |+ || |<-| |Gay|Help| |Nu|/ |* |- | | ||___|1_|2_|3_|4_|5_|6_|7_|8_|9_|0_|-_|=_|\_|__| |___|____| |Lo|__|__|__| | ||<- |Q |W |E |R |T |Y |U |I |O |P |{ |} | || |7 |8 |9 |+ | | ||->__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|[_|]_|_ || |__|__|__| | | ||Ctr|oC|A |S |D |F |G |H |J |K |L |: |@ | |<'| |4 |5 |6 | | | ||___|_L|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|;_|'_|__|__| __ |__|__|__|__| | ||^ | |Z |X |C |V |B |N |M |< |> |? |^ | |A | |1 |2 |3 |E | | ||_____|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|______| __||_|__ |__|__|__|n | | | |Alt|A | |A |Alt| |<-|| |->| |0 |. |t | | | |___|___|_______________________|___|___| |__|V_|__| |_____|__|e_| | | | '-----------------------------------------------------------------------------' I'M AN EMBRYO _-. .'_-'__ || |_< '.-_. "-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-28.txt #126 BEFORE THE SALE ENDS (Thu, 1999 Oct 28) ._,. "..-..pf. -L ..#' .+_L ."]# ,'j' .+.j` -'.__..,.,p. _~ #..<..0. .J-.``..._f. HURRY UP AND LET'S GET .7..#_.. _f. .....-..,`4' TO GAY DOWN BEFORE THE ;` ,#j. T' .. ..J....,'.j` SALE ENDS .` .."^.,-0.,,,,yMMMMM,. ,-.J...+`.j@ .'.`...' .yMMMMM0M@^=`""g.. .'..J..".'.jH j' .'1` q'^)@@#"^".`"='BNg_...,]_)'...0- .T ...I. j" .'..+,_.'3#MMM0MggCBf....F. j/.+'.{..+ `^~'-^~~""""'"""?'"``'1` .... .y.} `.._-:`_...jf g-. .Lg' ..,..'-....,'. .'. .Y^ .....',].._f ......-f. .-,,.,.-:--&` .`...'..`_J` .~......'#' RB '..,,.,_]` .L..`..``. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-21.txt #89 VULCAN COP (Tue, 1999 Sep 21) , __ _.-"` `'-. /||\'._ __{}_( LIVE LONG AND PROSPER |||| |'--.__\ GLHAGLHAGLHAGULHAGULH | L.( ^_\^ \ .-' | _ | | | )\___/ | \-'`:._] \__/; '-. | |o __ \ | |o )( | jgs | |o \/ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-18.txt #24 A&E (Sun, 1999 Jul 18) 4$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ '**$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P z$$b "$$$$$ d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" .$$$" $$$$$ $$$$$$$$F$$$$$$ ^P" d$$$$$eeeeeeee J$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$ .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$F $$$$$$$$P 3$$$P" .d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$$$$$$" 4$$" ^$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. $$$$$$$$$..J$ r $$.. 4$$$$$$$$$$$$ $b 4$$$$b d$ WHERE THE DICKLICKERS ARE $$$$$$$$$$$$F d$$ $$$$$ $$ .$$$$$$$$$$$$L $$$r ^$$$$ 4$$$$$$$$$$$$b d$$$$$$$$" ^$$$ ^$$%.$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$ b *$$c $$$$$$"z$$$$$$$. J$$$$$$$$F 4$e. .. z$$$$$$$$$L Gilo94' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-30.txt #36 JUGGLING MY BALLS (Fri, 1999 Jul 30) {\ _____ , {* \ (*~*~*) /} I'M JUGGLING MY BALLS HERE { ~ *\ ////^^\ /~} {* \ (((/ 6 6 / *} { * ~ \ )))c = )* } {* * ////'_/~` ~ } {~ * (((( `.`\ *}' .:. `{.~ )))`\ \))_.-:<*>:- `{ (() `\_.-'` `:' `)/ `. | jgs ( \' \ \ _ __`\ | |` `' ``Y ; | /``-../ / `' | / / `-._ `-----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-09.txt #77 SOMEONE'S HOUSE (Thu, 1999 Sep 9) _.. I'M SOMEONE'S HOUSE .-'_.|. ON LSD |.-' '. .-'. . _-'.- - . |"-._ . _.-| J ._ '-._..-' _.F LL '-._ | _-'JJ || ||| || JJ ||| FF LL ||| JJ || ||| || J "_ ||| FF "_ "-|||-"J "-_ | -" "'" mga File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-24.txt #30 DUMPY BEAR (Sat, 1999 Jul 24) ___ ___ / \.~~#~~./ \ ( ( ) ) I HAVE TO TAKE A \_ _/ DUMP REALLY BAD \_ ' ' _/ _,--\ _ /--._ / \__Y__/ \ / \ / \ | | | | | | | | | | ___| \ / |____ / |`-. .-'| \ ( / \ / \ ) `.__.' \/ '.__.' / || \ hjw ________( /_\ )__________ ________| /___\ |__________ | | | | / ) ( \ / __/ \_ \ ( __.-' `-.__ ) `---' `---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-25.txt #31 DICKLESS WONDER (Sun, 1999 Jul 25) sadfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfsafs adfasdgasdg########asdggsgasgd sdasfasdfasd##sdfasdfasdfsdfasdf aasdfsadfffsd##fasdfasdfsdfasasdff asdfasdfasdfsa##asdfasdfasdfsadfdfsa sdasdfasdfsadf##asdfsadfasdfsdafasda dsdfasdfasdfsd#########fasdfasdasdff dafasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfa adsff sdfas+++++aasdfasdfasdfa+++++dfsada asdff asdfsdf sdfa+++++++asdfasdfasdf+++++++fasd asdfasd sadfsadff sdf+++++asdfasdfasdfasdfas+++++aa asdfsdfsd adsfsdfff ad+++asdfasdfasdfasdfsadfasa+++aa asdasfdfsf sdfasdfasdasfsdfsdf++asdfasdfsadfasdfsadfdsafas++aasdfasdfsdfsadfasd asdfasdffasdsafdasdasdfasdfasfasdfsadfasdfasdfsadfasdfasdfasdfasdfsa sadfasdfasdfsadfasasfds%%%%%%asfasaa%%%%%%aaasddsdfasdfasdfasdfasaas aswasdfsdaadasdfsadfas%%%%%%%%asdfd%%%%%%%%asaasdsdfasdfasdfsadfaaad asdasdfasdfasdfasdfsd%%%%%000%%sss%%%%%000%%dsafsddaasdfasdfasdffadd =%%%%%00000%==%%%%%00000%= ==%%%%000000%==%%%%000000%== I'M A DICKLESS WONDER ==%%%%000000%==%%%%000000%== ===%%%%0000%====%%%%0000%=== ######====%%%%00%======%%%%00%====###### ##########====!!!!!!================######### ############==!=====================########### ############==!=====================########### ############===!!!!!!===============########### @@##########==@@@@@@@@==@@@@@@@@@@==########### #@@@######@@@@@@@@@@@====@@@@@@@@@@@########@@# ##@@@@###@@@@@@@@@@@========@@@@@@@@@######@@@# ###@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@=========@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@# ####@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@=*======*==@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@# #####@@@@@@@@@@@@=**********===@@@@@@@@@@@@## #####@@@@@@@@@@==**********====@@@@@@@@@@@# JB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-08.txt #76 NEXT TIME (Wed, 1999 Sep 8) OKAY GUYS NEXT TIME HE PICKS UP THE MUG WE FLY UP HIS NOSE \ \ / / / ____________/ \ \ / ___________________ \_________________/ | | .---. |===============| / | | |/ .'| | | | | .' | | | |' .' | | .' | | .' |===============|' | | |_______________| mga \ / '-.........-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-31.txt #37 MERDOG (Sat, 1999 Jul 31) __ EITHER I'M A HIPPIE OR A FAGGOT OR BOTH ,-' `. I'M NOT SURE WHICH SINCE I'M A MERDOG / ,-. \ GAHGALHGLAALHALGHALH .' `-o' `-._ / , / ._`--.' /\ / \ ( ( `-' / \ / \ ) ) \ \ / / / ,----. ;---. \ \/ / / ____ \ )___ \ `. ,' / `' | `' \ \ / ) ) \ ;'.-(,'.-'-.'-.'-;'.-.'.;'.;.;'.''-'.-;-'.';;-'-''-;:- \ \._ / ) ; `---. ___,' ) \ `--' ( ;,_ ; cf `-. ,' `--`-.__ ,' `--`----._.---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-19.txt #25 SLURRING SNAKE (Mon, 1999 Jul 19) SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUCKING EVERYTHING IN SSSSSSSSSSSIGHT \ \ /^\/^\ _|__| O| \/ /~ \_/ \ \____|__________/ \ \_______ \ `\ \ \ | | \ / / \ / / \\ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / _----_ \ \ / / _-~ ~-_ | | ( ( _-~ _--_ ~-_ _/ | \ ~-____-~ _-~ ~-_ ~-_-~ / ~-_ _-~ ~-_ _-~ - jurcy - ~--______-~ ~-___-~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-20.txt #88 DEAN (Mon, 1999 Sep 20) ___ _ _ ____ _____ _ _ _ |_ _| / \/ \ | _ \| ____| / \ | \ | | | | \ kb / | | | | _| / _ \ | \| | | | \ / | |_| | |___ / ___ \| |\ | |___| \/ |____/|_____/_/ \_\_| \_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-29.txt #127 YOU'RE FIRED (Fri, 1999 Oct 29) . ' . ' . . ' . . TRY AND GUESS WHAT THIS IS _ . _.-' '-._ .-. . ' NO NO AND NO ._ -' .'|'. '-. ' .'. :'. ' | '-._'._|_.'_.-| .|. ::#| YOU'RE FIRED J - '-.".-'- F . '-_ _-' . . ' L - |- J . . " ' ' | - | - - | ' . . J - | - F ' ' . L - |- J . . ' ' pricks . | - | -| .' .--._.--. _"J - | - F"-_ ' -._'- .'. -" ."_ | J'. "-_ "-'. ' . |"_ - '-"-_ | -" -' -"| . .'. ' J "_ '-."'".-' -" F ' . ' '. L "_ '-' _-" =J | = "-_ _-" = | "_ = "-.-" = _-" . ' "_ = F = -" ' . . ' "_ J _-" . ' . ' |"-_ | _" ' ' J . "-" | ' . L F . F |. |. J ' . . J | | mga ' . ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-01.txt #99 WHAT THE HELL (Fri, 1999 Oct 1) _A .'`"`'. / , , \ WHAT THE HELL | <\^/> | DID YOU DO WITH MY FACE | < (_) >| /====\ (.--._ _.--.) |\ -`\- /| |(_.- >-.)| \__.-'^'._/ |\ . / _.'\ '----'|'-. _.-' O ;-.__.' \O `o. /o \ \/-.-\/| \ jgs| ;, '.|\| / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-15.txt #113 PICK-UP STICKS (Fri, 1999 Oct 15) _ _ | | I'M SOME MANNER | | | | OF PICK-UP | | | | STICKS | | | | | | | | .---. | | | | _.'\ /'._ | | / b__--- | .'"'. | ---__d \ \ p""---_| '._.' |_---""q / | | ./ \. | | | | '---' mga | | | | | | | | | | |_| |_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-04.txt #163 FROM THIS ANGLE (Sat, 1999 Dec 4) _ / ) ,-(,' ,---. (,-.\,' ` _)-._ YOU CAN'T SEE IT FROM THIS ANGLE ,' `(_)_) ,-`--. BUT THERE'S SOMETHING STUCK UP ME / ( ) / `-.,-'| / | / | ,^ / / | | / / / | | | | / \ ,.| | (`\ | | (\ | --. / \_ | (__( ___)-. | '' ) /) `---...\\\--(__))/-'-' -Shimrod File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-10.txt #169 DEMI MOORE (Fri, 1999 Dec 10) /\ _/__\_ I'M DEMI MOORE IN THE SCARLET LETTER OR WHATEVER /( o\ / /| // \-' __ ( o, /\ ) / | / _\ >>>>==(_(__u---(___ )----- // /__)ns File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-28.txt #187 EVERY SNOWFLAKE IS DIFFERENT (Tue, 1999 Dec 28) I'M THE GAYEST ONE HERE * . * . _\/ \/_ . \ \ / / . . NO WAY .. .. -==>: X :<==- _\/ \/_ '\ /' / _/ \_ \ _\/\/_ NOT EVEN CLOSE \\// ' /\ /\ ' _\_\_\/\/_/_/_ _.__\\\///__._ * ' * / /_/\/\_\ \ ' ///\\\ ' _/\/\_ //\\ YOU ARE SO WRONG /\ /\ ./ \. ._ _. ' ' '' '' (_) (_) <> \ / <> AWW .\::/. \_\/ \/_/ YEAH .:. _.=._\\//_.=._ \\// HANDS DOWN.. \o/ .. '=' //\\ '=' _<>_\_\<>/_/_<>_ I'M THE :o| | |o: '/::\' <> / /<>\ \ <> WINNER ~ '. ' .' ~ (_) (_) _ _ _ //\\ _ >O< ' ' /_/ \_\ / /\ /\ \ _ .' . '. _ \\// <> / \ <> :o| | |o: PISS /\_\\><\\ \/ I LIKE POO ':' . ~~\ /~~ . _//\\_ jgs _\_._\/_._/_ \_\ /_/ / ' /\ ' \ \o/ o ' __/ \__ ' _o/.:|:.\o_ o : o ' .'| |'. .\:|:/. '.\'/.' . -=>>::>o<::<<=- :->@<-: : _ '/:|:\' _ .'/.\'. '.___/*\___.' o\':|:'/o o : o \* \ / */ /o\ o >--X--< SMEAR IT SPANK MY ASS /*_/ \_*\ .' \*/ '. : ' NO COMMENT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-14.txt #173 POOP CHUTE (Tue, 1999 Dec 14) _____ | ~~~ | __ |_____| __ (_/___%/<->%___\_) | ( / )--//// `--' I WILLINGLY _ ) (__ TAKE IT UP (::::\ /::::) THE POOP CHUTE ) | >o< |\ ( _ ____/ /| / \ | \ \ (=\ ___/:\/___\/ / /: ::::::|_[@]_|/ /:: ::::: | ==|/::: :: : | (_|::: | |:: | | ||||||| ||||||| | || | __| || |__ (__/[][]\__) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-11.txt #109 PATRICK NAUGHTON (Mon, 1999 Oct 11) (.,------...__ _.'" `. .' .' `, `. `. ` . .' .'/''--...__`. \ . .--.`. ' "-. '. | '' .' _.' .()) .--":/ ''( \_\ ' (()( I SURE HOPE PATRICK NAUGHTON ''._' ( \ ' ISN'T IN THIS CHANNEL !!!!!! ' `. `--' ' OH WAIT HE ONLY LIKES GIRLS `.: . `-.___.' ' `. . _ _ .' ) .____.-' .'`. (--.. .' \ /\ / / `. .' \( \ /|/ `. .' \__/ `. / | o | \ | | jro | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-05.txt #103 LOLLIPOP (Tue, 1999 Oct 5) \\\\\////// WANNA LOLLIPOP .-""-. \\\\\\////// / _ _ \ [[[[[[[]]]]]]]] |(_)(_)| /////////\\\\\\ ( /\ ) //// ~0 ( 0~ \\\\ L====J //(, 8-_\-8 ,)\\ `-..-` //|\ .===. /|\\ \\// \ '===' /* || \__.__/ _.=||=._ .---'@ @'---. /| || |\ / '@ @' \ _||_ / . Y . _/\ / _))-' /|'---{@}---'|\_/\ | _) _.' | --:-- | \ \ jgs \___)-' | --:-- | \ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-18.txt #86 THE GAY TRAIN (Sat, 1999 Sep 18) CHOO CHOO THE GAY TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION \ [ ][ ][ ][ ) `- - - - - - - - -.._ ``-.._ _. ._ ``. .'' ``. `. / \ `. . . \ | | \ . . \ \ / jT `. `. .' `._ `._ _.' ``-.._ _ _ _ _..-' ``-.._ `. \ _..- - -.._ . .'' ``-.._ | .' ``-.._ . .' ``-.._ / / ``-.._ _.-'' / ``- - - -'' / .' _.' --'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-21.txt #27 POOR DEER (Wed, 1999 Jul 21) .-"```""--.._ _ .' '. /_\ __ _.-' `\.' I WOULD BE '-.`'--' __... \ ABLE TO `-/ .--. .-' `\ | WALK BETTER |e .' / \ / / | WITHOUT / ,' / /`| |`-.....-/ / A FIST IN `-'` / / | | | .' MY ASS ( | | | \\ \ \ \ ( ) \'. '. \ \ | | // / \/\| | // / jgs \||_| ||_| |_/ \/\_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-24.txt #92 FAIRY QUARTERS (Fri, 1999 Sep 24) _.-'~~`~~'-._ .'` B E R `'. I BEAT UP ALL THOSE NEW / I T \ FAIRY QUARTERS FOR THEIR /` .-'~"-. `\ LUNCH MONEY ; L / `- \ Y ; ; /> `. -.| ; | /_ '-.__) | | |- _.' \ | | ; `~~; \\ ; ; INGODWE / \\)P ; \ TRUST '.___.-'`" / `\ /` '._ 1 9 9 7 _.' jgs `'-..,,,..-'` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-09.txt #15 FAGMAN (Fri, 1999 Jul 9) NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA __.--'\ \.__./ /'--.__ _.-' '.__.' '.__.' '-._ .' '. / \ | | | | \ .---. .---. / '._ .' '.''. .''.' '. _.' '-./ FAG \ / MAN \.-' ''mrf File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-30.txt #98 SUICIDE THREAT (Thu, 1999 Sep 30) .---. ___ /_____\ DUE TO MY LACK OF BALLS /\.-`( '.' ) I'M JUST GOING TO END IT ALL / / \_-_/_ DON'T COME ANY CLOSER I MEAN IT \ `-.-"`'V'//-. `.__, |// , \ |Ll //Ll|\ \ |__// | \_\ /---|[]==| / / \__/ | \/\/ /_ | Ll_\| |`^"""^`| | | | | | | | | | | | | L___l___J OH WHO AM I KIDDING jgs |_ | _| (___|___) ^^^ ^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-08.txt #14 WATER CLOSET (Thu, 1999 Jul 8) LOOK AT THE WATER CLOSET TO THE RIGHT OF ME / / / |~~~~~~| o |~~~| |~~~~~~| /\_ _| | | | \__`[_ | /~~\| /~~\| DSI ][ \,/|___| \__/ \__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-25.txt #93 TOO MUCH LIQUOR (Sat, 1999 Sep 25) BHLBGULHGBUL \\\\\\// GULHBGULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULH BLHVULHGBUL \\\ \ ULHGBULHGULHNGULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGNULHNGNGHGBGULHBG LHUGBULHGBH \\ . )( )( | __>| )( ejm )( |: //| | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-04.txt #102 CREAMING JEANS (Mon, 1999 Oct 4) .--. /-. \ I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING < ^ `D/ TO CREAM MY JEANS \_ ( RIGHT HERE AND NOW )_/;. _ __|_, \\ ,(_I_______)\ //`-----\ \ // \____/\ // / / // _____ / /\ \ .---n-. //'` `\/ / \ \ _____|_"_~_|___// /\ \ \ \ / / \ / \ `\__...--' _\__\ \_/\ \\\\\\\\\\\\'-\__/--===-\__/-'`,,,,,,,,(____\,,,(__/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, \\\jgs\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-10.txt #108 GOD'S GREEN EARTH (Sun, 1999 Oct 10) , I AM THE GAYEST .---. _// THING ON GOD'S //\_/\\ \_\ GREEN EARTH |/ 0_0 \| / | ,___, | / \\___// / `"|"` .' .--'/'--' / | | | | | .-'\ | `"""` \ ,---.\ \ \ \ \ \ \ .-\ \ /_.' | /\ jgs \ \ `" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-01.txt #160 WELL DONE OLD CHAP (Wed, 1999 Dec 1) LOOK AT MY DICK POKE UP ////\ (((( /( o o O-O-) WELL DONE OLD CHAP \ o/ \- / /\|/\ () /\|/\ // ' \\ || // . \\ ======================== File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-15.txt #174 GAY MIDGET (Wed, 1999 Dec 15) _____ .'/L|__`. BEEP BOOP CHIRP PLOP / =[_]O|` \ OPEN ME UP AND YOU'LL FIND A GAY MIDGET |"+_____":| __:='|____`-:__ ||[] ||====| []|| ||[] | |=| | []|| |:||_|=|U| |_||:| |:|||]_=_ =[_||:| LS | |||] [_][]C|| | | ||-'"""""`-|| | /|\\_\_|_|_/_//|\ |___| /|\ |___| `---' |___| `---' `---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-29.txt #188 THUMB (Wed, 1999 Dec 29) _ PUT ME UP YOU | | | | / |___ ______/ ____) ____) ____) -------.______) mga File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-03.txt #162 TOO GAY FOR WORDS (Fri, 1999 Dec 3) |. ::. ::: ___ |:: `-._''--.._ |:: `-._ `-._ .|:: `-._ `-:::: `. |:::. ) |::`:"-._ <' _.7 ::::::`-,.._ `-.: `` '::::::". I AM TOO GAY FOR WORDS .:' . . `::::\ .:' . .:::} / _.:' __ . :::/ / ,-.___,,..--'' --.""`` ``"".-- --,.._____.-. (( ___ """ -- ... .... __ ______ (D "-'` ```''-. __,,.......,,__ ::. `-" `<-....,,,,....-< .:::' "._ ___,,._:::( ::--='' `\:::. / :::' `\::. pils / ::' `\:: / :' `\: ( / `" " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-17.txt #176 LITTLE ANGEL (Fri, 1999 Dec 17) (\ /) ( \ __ / ) ( \ ( ) / ) ( /<>\ ) TAKE THIS LITTLE ANGEL ( / \/ \ ) AND KEEP HER CLOSE TO YOU / \ SHE IS YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL ( ) SENT TO NAIL YOUR ASS GOOD ~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-06.txt #104 ON YOUR PERIOD (Wed, 1999 Oct 6) WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE MY DREAM GUY YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD AGAIN AREN'T YOU \ \ / \ / _ / ,="` `""=, o / / ,=="""'=; , __ ~ / ,--'/=,) o \`\\"._ _, | .='/ <9(9.=" / _ |||;._//) / (J ^\ \ o_/@ @ /// |=( .' .' \ '='/ '-. 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F 4F $ J b 4 L 4b $ J- $ % .F $" d $ $" :F F $ .$ 4- d" d" 3 4P d" $ <$ d" $ d% J$ $ $ 4$$ 4F 4F 4" $ 4 $ :# $ P $ 4P * F 4F 4F 4r d $ 4* $ $ P d" $ 4F 4" d% 4 J $ J% 4 .F $ 4% J 4% d" .$ F $ dF P d" F J$ $$ F dP J $$b L 4P ^F $$$$F * .$ .$ $$$$$$edF mchatfield 4$$c.d$" $$$$$r 4$$$$$" "**$P File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-17.txt #54 GUMBY TAKES A STAND (Tue, 1999 Aug 17) RIDE ME SIDESADDLE AND CRAM THAT WHIP UP MY ASS ____ .-' _..`. / / .'_.'.' / | .' (.)`. ;' ,_ `. .--.__________.' ; `.;-' | ./ / | | / `..'`-._ _____, ..' / | | | |\ \ / /| | | | \ \ / / | | | | \ \ jgs /_/ |_| |_| \_\ |__\ |__\ |__\ |__\ THINKING ............... ........................ ....... NO THANKS FAGGOT \ _.-, \ __.' | ., ,'_ _ | :` ; |'_` '_`|' : ,' |(o) (o)| ; ; `| A |' ; ; _..| `-' |..'.' .'.--. .--' .'.' | | | : | | : | | | `.`. ; : `' Y . Y | | | | | | ; | : / | \ jgs ; | : /_____|_____\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-22.txt #151 WHO STOLE MY HEAD (Mon, 1999 Nov 22) WHO STOLE MY FUCKING HEAD NOW I AM A DISEMBODIED (ALBEIT GAY) EYES NOSE AND MOUTH _.---.._ _.---...__ .-' /\ \ .' /\ / `. ( ) \ / ( ) / `. \/ .'\ /`. \/ .' ``---'' ) ( ``---'' .';.--.;`. .' /_...._\ `. .' `.a a.' `. ( \/ ) `.___..-'`-..___.' \ / `-.____.-' fL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-26.txt #155 STAY AWAY (Fri, 1999 Nov 26) o . ___---___ . . .--\ --. . . . STAY AWAY FROM HERE ./.;_.\ __/~ \. THIS PLANET IS /; / `-' __\ . \ INFESTED WITH GAY . . / ,--' / . .; \ | | .| / __ | -O- . |__/ __ | . ; \ | . | | | / \\_ . ;| \___| . o | \ .~\\___,--' | . | | . ; ~~~~\_ __| | \ \ . . ; \ /_/ . -O- . \ / . | ~/ . | . ~\ \ . / /~ o . ~--___ ; ___--~ . --- . -JT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-13.txt #50 THERE'S ALWAYS (Fri, 1999 Aug 13) WHENEVER YOU'RE TAKING IT UP THE ASS ........... ,,,,,,,, IIIIIIII "|" |_| |_" |"> |_" ' (" | | /| | | | /| \ / (" | | | |__ |"\ |__ _) | | /"| |__ |/\| /"| | _) / \ .,. k aAn /, aAn ,dMMMAn, an. JM dMMMk aAn aAn an,A jMF dMMMk^" "^YMMVP"P.aAV" jMT "M jM^Mk jM^Mk jM^MM ,MF jM^d"M "jMMMMMP^ MM ' MFYyMYMF YP MF AP MM "^" MM.Y~~ MM Mk VM Mk .aMMk Ml , MM aAn MMY an,A MM YMUMP YMUMP YMUMk,N MM ,An jM^MMYMM jMMMM MM ^W^ ^W^ YP"VP" MM P"M MFYWM MM MF AP TMk. .,aAMMMMMMMMMMo, TMk..jM Mk AM MM Mk Ml , YMMMMMMMMP^"~ "~^VMMt YMMMMP YMMMP VYk jMMMMk,M ^YMV^~" | VMMMM ^YMP ^W^ ^MMP YP"VP" ; ; ; ; / \ /_ _\ |_ ----------- _| -Row/DCAU ------------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-07.txt #44 SUPPOSED TO BE (Sat, 1999 Aug 7) WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE _________________ / .-"""-----..._ _..-`-. / ";--. <^"o"; "."" ."o"^> "-. / \_/\ `""" ^^^^_/"/ / /( "-._.-""/ \""--" |"\ // \ _.-""""-. | | |/ |\ ." \ TTTT / _./ | //. | ";\ \|\Y Y/|"| | | | / // |_/ \ |_ LLLL _|/ | | | (_/ | | \ """""" / / / / | / | \ / | |_/ \/| | """"""" | | grh ( | | / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-06.txt #43 TUX (Fri, 1999 Aug 6) __ I LIKE LINUX AND .' `. GETTING KICKED IN --- |a_a | THE BALLS AND FACE \<_)__/ /( )\ |\`> < /\ jgs \_|=='|_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-12.txt #49 FOR YOUR SHINS (Thu, 1999 Aug 12) .======. | INRI | | | I DIED FOR YOUR SHINS | | OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT .========' '========. | _ xxxx _ | | /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ | | `-._`'`_/'`.-' | '========.`\ /`========' | | / | |/-.( | |\_._\ | | \ \`;| | > |/| | / // | | |// | | \(\ | | `` | | | | | | | | | \\jgs _ _\\| \// |//_ _ \// _ ^ `^`^ ^`` `^ ^` ``^^` `^^` `^ `^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-27.txt #156 GIT OVER HERE (Sat, 1999 Nov 27) _ _._ _..._ .-', _.._(`)) '-. ` ' /-._.-' ',/ SO YOU'RE BLOATED AND READY ) \ '. TO BURST LIKE A ZIT ???? / _ _ | \ | a a / | \ .-. ; '-('' ).-' ,' ; '-; | .' GIT OVER HERE Y'ALL !!!! \ \ / | 7 .__ _.-\ \ | | | ``/ /` / jgs /,_| | /,_/ / /,_/ '`-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-25.txt #154 LOOK AT MY WANG (Thu, 1999 Nov 25) _ ___ ___ _ __ _ _____ __ ____ __ | | / _ \ / _ \| |/ / / \|_ _| | \/ \ \ / / | | | | | | | | | ' / / _ \ | | | |\/| |\ V / | |__| |_| | |_| | . \ / ___ \| | | | | | | | |_____\___/ \___/|_|\_\ /_/ \_\_| |_| |_| |_| __ ___ _ _ ____ \ \ / / \ | \ | |/ ___| \ \ /\ / / _ \ | \| | | _ \ V V / ___ \| |\ | |_| | \_/\_/_/ \_\_| \_|\____| . . /( /( / \/ \ /(/( / \___\ / \.-~ ~-._ /^\.-~ __ /^~~~^\ ___ /\.-~ /~ ~\ (o\ /o) (_ `. /\.-~ | | |. .| `. : /\.-~ __ | | |\'. .'/| ,' .' .~ .-~ ~-. | | |\\___//| .' .' / : \ ( | _.-~`\ \) )/ / .' .' .' \ \ \ \_.-~ \_( (_/ .' .' .' '\ \ .\ \___ )/\) ( ( .' \ \ _.-~ \_ _ _\ ` '. .' \ \-~ `\\\\\\ ` '. .' \ / )/)/)/ ` '..' ___.~) /`-. ` _- / / `-.(\ `. _-/-._.-\ /-. \ `-._ .' \ ( \ / `-._ : '---..__---~ \ | / \_ (____.' \__|| ~-.___ jro \/ /__________/> File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-19.txt #148 WORM GOTTA DO (Fri, 1999 Nov 19) _{\ _{\{\/}/}/}__ {/{/\}{/{/\}(\}{/\} _ {/{/\}{/{/\}(_)\}{/{/\} _ {\{/(\}\}{/{/\}\}{/){/\}\} /\} {/{/(_)/}{\{/)\}{\(_){/}/}/}/} _{\{/{/{\{/{/(_)/}/}/}{\(/}/}/} {/{/{\{\{\(/}{\{\/}/}{\}(_){\/}\} _{\{/{\{/(_)\}/}{/{/{/\}\})\}{/\} {/{/{\{\(/}{/{\{\{\/})/}{\(_)/}/}\} {\{\/}(_){\{\{\/}/}(_){\/}{\/}/})/} {/{\{\/}{/{\{\{\/}/}{\{\/}/}\}(_) {/{\{\/}{/){\{\{\/}/}{\{\(/}/}\}/} {/{\{\/}(_){\{\{\(/}/}{\(_)/}/}\} {/({/{\{/{\{\/}(_){\/}/}\}/}(\} (_){/{\/}{\{\/}/}{\{\)/}/}(_) {/{/{\{\/}{/{\{\{\(_)/} {/{\{\{\/}/}{\{\\}/} {){/ {\/}{\/} \}\} (_) \.-'.-/ __...--- |'-.-'| --...__ _...--" .-' |'-.-'| ' -. ""--..__ -" ' . . ' |.'-._| ' . . ' jro . '- ' .--' | '-.'| . ' . ' ' .. |'-_.-| . 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' '-. ___________/ \____________ / \ | WHAT DOES A WORM GOTTA DO | | IN ORDER TO GET A | | LITTLE DICK AROUND HERE | \___________________________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-06-29.txt #5 JASMINE (Tue, 1999 Jun 29) I DIDN'T LISTEN TO MY MOTHER ABOUT CROSSING MY EYES SO THEY STUCK THIS WAY HOLY GOD I NEED TOOL \ .::::::`.::::::::::.. \ .''``````.::::::::::::::::: \ .:',ere$ze c ::::::::::::::::::: \ ,'` e$$$$$$$-K eeeu...`````::::::::: .zd>^leeu^R$%:FJ$$$$$$$$$$e.. ``:::::: .ed$$$$4$$$$$P-u@" ""?????R$$$$$$$hc. ``::: .e$$F"..: P??7loF .:::::::::::.."""?R$$$e. `:. zF".:::::::`"""'.:::::::::::::::::::::.`"?$$e.` .::::::::::::':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.`"=. .:::::::::::::` `:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.. .:::::::::::::` ud$ec. ``:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::. .:::::::::::`` .zd$$$$$$$ec.. ```:::::::::::::::::::::::::: .:::::::::::` "??$$$$$$$$$$$P ``:::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::` .. $$*. ^$$$$$$$$$$ .e$**"" =e=.. ``::::::::::::::::. ::::::::: :::. . ^ $$P$$$$$$$$$$F .'$$$N4$$L'::. `::::::::::::::: `::::::` :::::: $ '$$4$$$$$$$$% - : $$$F$$$$u`::::::. `:::::::::::. :::::: :::::: .^m.-.e.$'$$$$$$$P. -)z$?Cd$$$$$u `:::::::. `::::::::: `::::::::::: J$buFh52d4$$$$$$$LcccccCz$$$$$$$$": `::::::::..::::::::: `::::::::: $$$$$$$$PJ$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$F.d$$. `::::::::::::::::` `:::::: ?$$$$$$$F$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P x$$$$$$L `:::::::::::::: ``:: dN ?$$$$$$N2$$?3$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P dP\$$$$$$$u `:::::::::::: `:'" $.`R$$P???$$P??????"$$$$$$$$ 9".d$$$$$$$$b.`:::::::::: :: R$$. ?$$r `..;; . $$$$$$$F"'$'$J?$$$$$$$f :::::::: `:.^""""""."?$`niiiodfu$$$$$F"z$$ ^""~""""`..:::: :::::: `::::::::::`?beCCbe$$$$""cd$$$$i .`::::::::::::. `:::` ``:::::::::`?$$$P"',cd$$$$$$$$r?k :::::::::::`.:::` ```::::::::: 4$$$$$$$$$$$$$"d$ ``::::::::::::` ``::: . $$$$$$$$$$$$fJ$F4$e.``:::::::` dR `$$$$$$$$$$"x$$ d$$$$eu,.``` .e$ $E b?$$$$$$$".d$$ d$$$$$$$$$$$e.. ..ee$$$$$ $$k`$$$$$$".d$$".$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$hec. .ze$$$$$$$$$$$b"$$heeeeeud$R" e$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$e. z$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$h`?c""""J$R z$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .ee$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$hc"xJ>=".zd$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$he$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-04.txt #41 PICTURE OF A DONG (Wed, 1999 Aug 4) I'M PAINTING A PICTURE OF MY DONG I'LL THROW IN THE PANTS NO CHARGE \ \ _------Q--\ \ /~ ) <_____________/ / _ ))))))))) [] / ((((((((( |~~~| (____/' )))))))))) | | ))))))))))))))))) |\ | | (((((((((((((((((( / | | | /~~\----------/| // \ | _/ | |<===| ===] ||// \ \____ //' //| | \__/~~~~~~~~~~|^ _--~~~ ~~~-// // | | | / () () // ) // | | | | () _-//-~ // | | ((((((((| () (_// // | | | : | ~~---_ // | | | | \ () () ) // | | | | ~--__ __-~ // |___| | | |~//~~~~~ // // \\ / / |// // // \\ (___(___________| - jurcy - // [==] [==] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-10.txt #47 YOUR SINS (Tue, 1999 Aug 10) |~~~~~| _____ _____ _____ \~~~/ /~~~~\ / __| / __| | = |\ | | | o / \ / _ _ \ / | = | \ |~| | | | /~~~ \ \ || || \ \ | = | | \ \_/ / | |___ \ \ ||_|| \ \ _______| = |__|____ \____/ |_____||\__| ||___||\__| | | = |\ \____/ \____/ | =================== | \ |_______ = _______| | DIED FOR YOUR FATNESS \ | = |\ \ | \_____| = | \_______\| | = | | | = | | | = | | | = | | | = | | | = | | |_____| | dg \ \ | \______\| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-11.txt #48 GENIE (Wed, 1999 Aug 11) . .:::.....:::::::.. :. .::::::::::::::::::::::.::. : `::::::::::::::::::::. `::::::::::::::::::. `:::::::::::: I REALLY NEED `:::::::::: TO STOP SMOKING `::::::: ALL THAT CRACK %%, .::::. `:::' .::::. ,%%%% `%%%, :::::::. oOOOo .:::::::. ,%%;%%% \ `%%%,::%%%%::%%%%%%%%%%%%%::%%%%%::% %%%;%%% \ `%%,%%%%%%%:%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%:'%%,%%%;%%% \ %%,%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,%%;%%%; 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File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-06-28.txt #4 KEROPPI (Mon, 1999 Jun 28) a8888888a a8888888a d88888888888b d88888888888b 888P~~~~~~~Y888 888P~~~~~~~Y888 d88^ ^88a88^ ^88b 88P Y888P Y88 88 __ 888 __ 88 88 dd8b 888 d88b 88 88 Y88P 888 Y88P 88 88, ~~ ,888, ~~ ,88 I FORCED HELLO KITTY TO Y88, ,88Y88, ,88P GIVE ME HEAD AGAIN WHILE _Y88b d88P Y88b d88P_ AHIRUNOPECKLE WATCHED a88p88888888888^ ^88888888888q88a d8P~ Y888888888~ ~888888888P ~Y8b I'M A COCKSUCKER d8P ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ Y8b d88 88b / 88P Y88 / 88 88 / 88 .... .... 88 / 88 :::::: :::::: 88 88 :::::: :::::: 88 88 `::::' `::::' 88 88 **a a** 88 88 ~ab da~ 88 a d88b Y8a a8P d8P 8a__a88888 ~Ya. .dP~ 88P a88888888888a___________=8a_a8=___________a88P 88888P ~~*8888888888888888888888888888888P__ 88~~~ ~Y88888888888888888888888888888888b___ d8P 88 ::::: ::::: ::::: 888888888b___ d88 8P ::::: ::::: ::::: 88~~~~Y888888b Y88 d8 ::::: _:::::_ ::::: 88 ~~~Y888b ~8ba 8P ::::: d88a:a88b ::::: 88 ~Y88 88ba d8 ::::: 8888a8888 ::::: 88 88^ ~Y8b___8P ::::: 8888:8888 ::::: 88 aP ~Y8888 ::::: Y88:::88P ::::: 88 a8a 88P ::::: ~:::::~ ::::: 88b____a88a 88 ::::: ::::: ::::: 88888888P 88 ::::: ::::: ::::: 8PY8888 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-18.txt #147 LAMEST OPTICAL ILLUSION (Thu, 1999 Nov 18) _____________________ : '. .' : THE LAMEST : \ / : : | | : : ( ) : : \ / : : -' '- : : \ / : : < > : : __/ \__ : :/___________________\:mga _____________________ : '.###############.' : OPTICAL ILLUSION : \#############/ : : |###########| : : (#############) : : \###########/ : : -'###########'- : : \#############/ : : <#############> : : __/#############\__ : :/###################\:mga _____________________ :##. .'#: EVER :###\ /###: :####| |####: :###( )###: :####\ /####: :###-' '-###: :###\ /###: :###< >###: :###/ \###: :/___________________\:mga File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-24.txt #153 DOPEFISH (Wed, 1999 Nov 24) . / \ / ". .-"""""" """"___ .- .... \__ HAVE YOU SEEN THE QUAKE LEVEL - . ' '. \ WHERE I AM YET ????? / . '----.... \ / . ___ __ -. '. WELL KEEP TRYING FAGGOT / | .####b..d#### . ' ..--. / | ,##############b . \ / \ | ' '##############P . -' | /"\ | ' 'M########### . .'\____/ | ""--/ '. .------------' . | | .| '------ .-'.' | ALSO I DIE IN QUAKE 2 \ .-' \ .-----------""""|.....' |____ \/ | | | |.....' | / ._\ | | |.... _/ .' \ \ | | |... _/ '' |/ \ | | |.'| / . '---------------' .'__/ '-- __'._.....' mga '""""""""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-30.txt #159 I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE (Tue, 1999 Nov 30) _.._ _..---. .-" ;-" \ / / | | | _= | I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE ; _.-'\__.-') | ................. A DICK `-' | | ; | /; / _, .-.;.-=-./-""-.-` _` / | \ \-` `, | | | | |____|______| | \0 / \0 / / .--.-""-.`--' .' (# ) , \ ('--' /\` \ \ ,, .' \ `-._ _.'\ \ jgs `""` \ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-29.txt #158 THERE BE DICKS HERE (Mon, 1999 Nov 29) _,.-------.,_ ,;~' '~;, ,; ;, ; ; ,' ', ,; ;, ; ; . . ; ; | ; ______ ______ ; | | `/~" ~" . "~ "~\' | ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR | ~ ,-~~~^~, | ,~^~~~-, ~ | THERE BE DICKS HERE | | }:{ | | | l / | \ ! | .~ (__,.--" .^. "--.,__) ~. | ---;' / | \ `;--- | \__. \/^\/ .__/ V| \ / |V | |T~\___!___!___/~T| | | |`IIII_I_I_I_IIII'| | | \,III I I I III,/ | \ `~~~~~~~~~~' / \ . . / \. ^ ./ ^~~~^~~~^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-15.txt #144 I'M A SNAKE (Mon, 1999 Nov 15) .o@*hu .. ......... .u*" ^Rc I'M A SNAKE oP""*Lo*#"""""""""""7d" .d*N. $ @ u@"" .u*" o*" #L ?b \ @ " " .d" .d@@e$ ?b. \ 8 @*@me@# '"Nu \ @ '#b .P $r .@" $L $ .@" 8"R dP .d#" .dP d" .d# xP .e .ud#" dE.o@"( $ s*" .u@*"" '""\dP" ?L .. ..o@"" .$ uP #c:$"*u. .u@*""$ uR .@" ?L$. '"""***Nc x@"" @" d" JP ^#$. #L .$ 8" d" d" ' "b.'$. @" $" 8" '"*@$L $" $ @ @L $" d" 8\ $$u.u$" dF dF $ """ o dP xR $ dFNu...@" $ "N.. ?B ^""" :R """"* RL d> "$u. .$ ^"*bo@" tony File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-01.txt #130 IDENTIFY ME (Mon, 1999 Nov 1) . .--.-": ,-' ' . '. I'M SORT OF A SCAVENGER BIRD '. (o).(o):. IF YOU CAN IDENTIFY ME YOU GET .. V ,-'. A STIFF DICK UP THE ASS : ".' '. .: .''. ' : OR MAYBE A QUARTER I FORGET : " " : : - - : : : : . : : :'. : : : : '. ' '. ' : ' : ' ' '. . ' . ' '. . : ' ' ' '. '--//-. . .' " '. '' -//-' .' . '' ' .' '-. \ : "---. . mga ' . . ' : '. " " " " " " '- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-06-25.txt #1 SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25) |\ | | SURF'S UP FAGS !!!!!!! | | | | \ | | \ )))))))) | | \ (((( \ | | \ \\\.=<#-<# | | \ \C 7 | | , \ -) | | \\__ __.) (.__ | | \\\\ _ /' `\ | | \_ '/ / , . \ | | \ \ / /| ' ' |\ \ | | \ \/ / | | \ \ | | \ /' | | `\ \| | `' | | \ | | | . | \| | >-------< | |\ [~~~~~~~~~] | | ) [ L ] | \/ [ | ] | | [____|____] | | | / \ | | | () () | | || || | |-._ || || | |_ `. jgs )( )( | | `-. `. /==\ /==\ | | `.; ooooO} {Ooooo | | ` ~^^^~ ~^^^~ |/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-08.txt #45 MOUSE-RAM (Sun, 1999 Aug 8) _-~~~-_ _-~~~-_ /~ ~\ : , \ AM I A MOUSE OR A RAM ???????? ' ~ , |: : YOU DECIDE { /~~\ :--~""""\.: : \ (... : /^\ /^\\ ; / ~\_____ | | | |:~ / |__O|_|O|; ( / O \ \ ( `\_______/) `\ \ / ) ~-------~'\ / \ : || | | || | |.======[]==+'| (~~~~) | |~) / \ | | \ ~\ \___/)______/^\__|_/ `\\ // | | | | `\\__//' | | | | ~~ (~~~~) (~~~) / =\..' =_ |__________)________)-jurcy File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-20.txt #57 TURTLE'S SHELL (Fri, 1999 Aug 20) THIS HARD SHELL OF MINE PROTECTS ME FROM PEDOPHILES \ ___-------___ \ _-~~ ~~-_ _-~ /~-_ /^\__/^\ /~ \ / \ /| O|| O| / \_______________/ \ | |___||__| / / \ \ | \ / / \ \ | (_______) /______/ \_________ \ | / / \ / \ \ \^\\ \ / \ / \ || \______________/ _-_ //\__// \ ||------_-~~-_ ------------- \ --/~ ~\ || __/ ~-----||====/~ |==================| |/~~~~~ (_(__/ ./ / \_\ \. (_(___/ \_____)_)-jurcy File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-21.txt #58 A VERY BAD DAY (Sat, 1999 Aug 21) _ _ . . : `.--.' ; _....,_ .' `. _..--'"' `-._ o : * : :_.-'" .`. ; . - : 6 6 : : '.; * 0 SQUIRPTHCK : : `..'; . , o `: .----. :' ; . o . * `._Y _.' ' ; o . ; 'U' .' `. ; ; * `: ;`-..___ `. .'`. . ; , jgs _: : : ```"''"'``. `. `. .' ;..' .' `.'` ; `.......' `........-'` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-09.txt #46 HIPPO'S DUMP (Mon, 1999 Aug 9) ,-. __ I THINK SOMEONE HID JIMMY ,' `---.___.---' `. HOFFA IN MY FAT DUMB HUMP ,' ,- `-._ ,' / \ \ ,\/ / \\ \ )`._)>) | \\ \ `>,' _ \ / || ) \ | | | |\\ . , / \ | `. | | )) \`. \`-' )-| `. | /(( \ `-` .` _/ \ _ )`-.___.--\ / `' `._ ,' `j`.__/ `. \ / , ,' \ /` \ / \__ / _) ( _) ( `--' /____\ /____\ HJW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-06-30.txt #6 LET ME OUT (Wed, 1999 Jun 30) LET ME THE FUCK OUT / ____ .-" +' "-. /.'.'A_'*`.\ |:.*'/\-\. 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( ilmk ). .( ( _.9 ( ) `+====="' `+.__.+' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-06-27.txt #3 JACK MCCOY (Sun, 1999 Jun 27) .o. oooooooooo. .o. .888. `888' `Y8b .888. .8"888. 888 888 .8"888. .8' `888. 888 888 .8' `888. .88ooo8888. 888 888 .88ooo8888. .8' `888. 888 d88' .8' `888. o88o o8888o o888bood8P' o88o o8888o JACK MCCOY IS INDICTING YOU FOR DICKLICKING IN THE FIRST DEGREE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-17.txt #146 M.C. ESCHER HYBRID (Wed, 1999 Nov 17) O )) ( ( \ \_.-' \ O )) ( ( \ \_.- \_.' | `. \ __ | \_.' | `. \ THIS IS A CROSS \#_/ `-._/ . / _`. \#_/ `-._/ BETWEEN ESCHER -' \ O )) ( ( \ \_.-' \ O . AND A STIFF __ | \_.' | `. \ ' __ | \_/ DICK UP THE ASS . / _`. \#_/ `-._/ . / _`. \#_/ )) ( ( \ \_.-' \ O )) ( ( \ \_.-' ' | `. \ ' __ | \_.' | `. \ ' `-._/ . / _`. \#_/ `-._/ . \ O )) ( ( \ \_.-' \ O )) ( __ | \_.' | `. \ ' __ | \_.' | / _`. \#_/ `-._/ . / _`. \#_/ `-._ ( ( \ \_.-' \ O )) ( ( \ \_.-' `. \ ' __ | \_.' | `. \ ' __ _/ . / _`. \#_/ `-._/ . / _`. \ O )) ( ( \ \_.-' \ O )) ( ( \ \ | \_.' | `. \ ' __ | \_.' | `. \ \#_/ `-._/ . / `. \#_/ `-._/ fL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-03.txt #132 THE PROPOSAL (Wed, 1999 Nov 3) (() /|||\ (())))) WILL YOU (|( */ MARRY ME FUCKING ))( ,` QUEER (|)()) ( ) \ o ,...., /, _) (\_ |::::: .\\__| \ \ (::::: /\\ | \_\ \;;; ( |)| \ \__)_(__ | | \ ) | | \ | | | __ | :/ | | | \ |_____| | | | \/ | |___| | \ | ) I\__\ _| |.___._.'_ \`--, (_____( ) Sher^ `'' |_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-07.txt #136 COWS (Sun, 1999 Nov 7) (__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / / | || / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) USA Cow Nerd USA Cow EXTREMELY GAY COW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-13.txt #142 BLORK (Sat, 1999 Nov 13) __ __ \ \ ___ / / \ \\ \ / / \ \\ \ / / \ \\ \ __ __ __ _________ / / \ \> \ /__) /__) /__) /____ // / \ /_________ ________ _______ _________ / // / / //____ //___ // _ ` / _ // // / / /_____/ / / // // // //___// // / / / / // // // / / ~ ~\ /____________.' / / `_______'/___/ /_______ \ _________/ / \ \ RoBot / / \ \ /____________/ \___\ MORE LIKE BLORK !!!!!!!!! AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?????????????? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-26.txt #63 MENTAL NOTE (Thu, 1999 Aug 26) MENTAL NOTE: NEVER HUMP LIGHT SOCKET AGAIN O o )) . )\\ // _``\`,- '''' ''- ,,,/ / .---'a> , < ,<' << ,<, ' / \ `v^w ' , << ,< ' < < / \ ````--' \ ,,,---''/ <' // !! ;; ( ' / \ fL !!`"`\ / | , _,="/ '. \ /\__ \\ Ss\ | / ,=" | \ ^ \ ( ( ,) | \ `S|| | ," L_ | ^ | \) `-. | || \| | _,=.-"` / | | | || ^ \/ ,=" /__ _.-' ^ / / | // / ," | ``"-._^_.' / \_/ / '--,^ `-. | ^ ^; _,==""/` ^ `\ \ ^ | ," _.-' ^ .-.^ | \ ^ ; (` ^ .'`\ ) ^| '.^ \ ,}` ^__,.-'`\ ^ '' ^ / '-.^__\ \'` `-.^_.-' / { } jgs `//"`.___.' ,==='`=,__||___ ,=`=``(,=,=.-=; (/(| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-10.txt #139 BEAVIS AND BORING (Wed, 1999 Nov 10) ,())))), ,()))))))),. WANNA PLUG EACH OTHER ,---,,,_ ()))))))//((\ IN THE FUCKING ASS ( )) (\\( \))( \(/) BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH ( ) /( \\ RAGING FAGGOTS ???? ( ) // _ \ (_(_(((( ) // \ / \ / ( , \ ) \ (. . \ / YOU BET PAL LET'S | / ) ) (, | ,) STRETCH EACH OTHER |\ / ( ) \ ^\/^ / OUT AND PRETEND THAT (.(.) S ) \ / WE'RE NOT FUCKING FAGS /_ \ ) \ (-<>-) / /__) ^ \/ \ -- / \ /____/ | \ __ / )______ | | | \ | __-|__|-__ __-\__|-__ ( ) ( ) |_|AC//DC|_| |_|METALL|_| | | | | | | | | tif'94 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-04.txt #133 MASSIVE SHIT (Thu, 1999 Nov 4) ______ ----. .' '-' (D'. .----------------------------------. -"""""--.-' '-. | | .-' -' .'/ / | I'VE GOT TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT | .-' '..-'.''. = | | / '-' '.___.' | | / \ | _ _ _ | | .. . | | __| (_) ___| | _____ | _ | / '. | | | / _` | |/ __| |/ / __| | / '| ' \ | / | | (_| | | (__| <\__ \ | ( \ | '. ' | \__,_|_|\___|_|\_\___/ | \_/ '.. | .'. ' | | ' '' '''"\----' \ \__ '----------------------------------' '__________/ mga '____\\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-25.txt #62 OKAY SIS (Wed, 1999 Aug 25) PUT YOUR OTHER OKAY SIS !!!!!!!!! HAND IN MY LAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \ / \ / \ / \ .--. / /`\| / .;;.;;;;. '-.""""-./;;;;;;;;;\ / / \ \;;;;;;;;;;| / | \;;-;;;;;/`\ .' / | \ '| \()| ;. __'._/ | \__.\ _/;;`--/ } / '.-'`"""`'-._ \;;;-'\.' \ __\'-.__-' /`-' _.' \ ;\-_- //`''-'-._.-' | __|_'---'`-..______,.____.../__ |_.._.._.._.._.._.._.._.._.._.._| __| || || || || || || || || || || | |\ | || || || || || || || || || || | \\ | || || || || || || || || || || | |\\|_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_| ||\|.---..---.--.---.--..--.---..-.| || ||jgs \ / / | || | || || || || \/_ / _|==||==| || || || | |`\ ( `-| '-| || || \ _\_/ '.__/\__/ || File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-31.txt #68 CENTAUR JUGS (Tue, 1999 Aug 31) \\\ , \ `| ) ( .-""-. CHECK OUT THESE JUGS | | /_ { '. | | (/ `\ } ) | | ^/ ^`} { \ \ \= ( { ) \ \ '-, { {{ \ \_.' ) } ) \.-' ( ( @ .' ) ( } \_( @ { _/\ ) '--' `-;\ \ _.-' / / / .' .' / / ,_ , /. ' / / / |`\ /\ ; `- _ . -'\ | ( ,_ \ Y |/\ .-. | `.| \ >`\| ` <__, (.-.`'--''\ .. \\\\ '-. / , / `'---'''`. ` `'. '. \ .'_/| \ ,_'-.._. '. \ `' _/ \ \\`""-._ '. ; < _, \ \\__ `-;-' '. | \_// \ \ _`, \ \ .' < \ / \ \ \/ ;.-'` '-===' '. ; ; <__, `'. .` , |-. ,__.' `'-. ,;' ; '.\ /` .;;' ; ` /` _.' | _.--'` \ (`( \ \ \ \ '.'. .` ,. ) ) .'`. '_.-'.-' jgs _,-'` _.-'`_.-` .' \_.'`\.-` '---` `--` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-19.txt #56 NATURE SCENE (Thu, 1999 Aug 19) I'M A BIRD I'M A DOG \ / _ ______ _ __ ,,, __ /::"/::: ::\"::\ <__\ |oo| /__> |::::|:: :|::::| <__\_\/_/__> |:::/ 0 _ 0 \:::| <__(__)__> |:/| {_} |\:| * * * /!!\ ~ ( ! ) ~ () ! ! ! ~++~ _"-'U`-"__ \\ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\__ /::: ::\_ :: ........~~~~~ _ \ @ * # / : :::\___ // ~~~_______ /;} \__\!/ @ @ / |\ ( \ ::: ::::\// (o)(o)(o) // \_ \/ __/_/ \_| |___ ::) {=========}/ ~~~~ \ ~~__Ooo/ / / \\---(:/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \ (######) __/_/ Ooo}__|| .... ~~~~~~ ... ~~~~ (########)Ooo/ Ooo__} Targon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \ I'M A PILE OF DOGSHIT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-18.txt #55 I MEAN MOO (Wed, 1999 Aug 18) LICK A DICK A DAY !!!!!!! I MEAN MOO /; ;\ __ \\____// / /{_\_/ `'\____ / \___ (o) (o } / _____________________________/ :--' ,-,'`@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ \_ `__\ ;:( @@@@@@@@@ @@@ \___(o'o) :: ) @@@@ @@@@@@ ,'@@( `====' :: : @@@@@: @@@@ `@@@: :: \ @@@@@: @@@@@@@) ( '@@@' ;; /\ /`, @@@@@@@@@\ :@@@@@) ::/ ) {_----------------: :~`,~~; ;;'`; : ) : / `; ; ;;;; : : ; : ; ; : `'`' / : : : : : : )_ \__; ";" :_ ; \_\ `,',' :__\ \ * `,'* \ \ : \ * 8`;'* * `^' \ :/ `^' `-^-' \v/ : \/ BA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-30.txt #67 MY HEART (Mon, 1999 Aug 30) | \ \ | |/ / | |\ `' ' / |SPHINCTER MAJORA / , FAT | ; _, | / / , CONDUITS UP | | ( `-.;_,-' '-' , MY NUTS | `, `-._ _,-'_ |,-`. `.) ,<_,-'_, GAY ,' `. / ,' `;-' _, CONDUITS ; `./ /`, \-' | LEFT / | ;\ |\ |NUTSACK ;_,._|_, `, ' \ | \ \ ` `, ` __ ` \ RIGHT ;, \ ,' ` \, ASSCHEEK \_( ;, ;; | \ `;, ;; SMEARING | |`. `;;, ;' CANAL | | `-. ;;;;,;' | | |`-.._ ,;;;;;' fL | | | | ``';;;' SPHINCTER MINORA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-08-24.txt #61 TOILET TRAINING (Tue, 1999 Aug 24) I AM NOT YET _ _ TOILET TRAINED | '. ___ .' ; ; ;.='_ _'=.; | / '. ,-._ _,-. .' / :<0|_/_\0|_> ; / '. . V . .' _/ ---.: A :.--- './ / \ \.' _.-._ cf ,`=._.='.--=';' ';`=--. .';. ;: . `._____ / . . ; ; ' ; `. ; ;;; ; / .' /---. ; .' ;.' ;:;==---.__; ; .' ; ;_._.=-'._._.;' ;._.;._._.; ;___/ ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-05.txt #134 DID ME UGLY (Fri, 1999 Nov 5) __ __ .' '.' `. BIG BIRD DID ME UGLY _.-| o | o |-._ THAT BIG FAG .~ `.__.'.__.'^ ~. .~ ^ / \ ^ ~. \-._^ ^| | ^_.-/ `\ `-._ \___/ ^_.-' /' `\_ `--...--' /' `-.._______..-' /\ /\ __/ \__ | |/ /_ .'^ ^ `. .' `__\ .' ^ ^ `.__.'^ .\ \ .' ^ . ^ . ^ .' \/ / / ^ \'.__.' | ^ /| ^ | \ \|^ ^ | `\^ | ^ | `~| ^ | | ^ ^ | \^ / `. ^ .' jgs : ^ ; .-~~~~~~ | ^ ~~~~~~-. / ^ ^ | ^ \ \^ ^ / \ ^ ^ / `~~~~~~~~' `~~~~~~~~~' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-11-11.txt #140 THE HOUSE THAT DICK BUILT (Thu, 1999 Nov 11) THIS IS THE HOUSE THAT DICK BUILT .----. |-.-.| __________________|;-;-|__ .' '----' '. . """""""""""""""""""""""""""" . . ."""""". .--""""""""""-, . . """. ""' .--"""""--.. """ . ."""""'-"""""- .-' |"|"| .'""""". . .''.'. .' |"|"| . . '._( () \""". _ _""" _ .____.' |.'. ()' ' --------------------.| || '--'"""""' | || || '.------' |""|""|""| || || |.-.-.||-----|--|--|--|----|| || || | ||| |__|_-"-_| || || ||_|_||| .-"-" () '. || || .--.| [-] || .' () () . || |.' '. || .'"""""""""""""'. || |: () | ||--\mga . . /---| / () \____||___\___________/____| '-------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-27.txt #186 RECYCLE (Mon, 1999 Dec 27) _____\ _______ / \ | /\ /_______/ |_____/ \ | \ / / / \ \ \/ / \ / \__/_ \/ ____ /\ / \ / \ /\ \ / / jgs \ \/ / \___\__/ RECYCLE !!!!!! BE SURE TO PUT THOSE DICKS BACK WHERE YOU FOUND 'EM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-22.txt #120 DOCTOR WHAT (Fri, 1999 Oct 22) I PUT K-9 AND WHAT'S-HER-FACE DOWN MY PANTS AND NOW THEY'RE .---. GOING TO KICK ME OUT THE | '.| __ TIME LORDS' GUILD !!!!!!! | ___.--' ) _.-'_` _%%%_/ BETTER CRAM DOWN THESE .-'%%% a: a %%% LAST TEN DICKS QUICK %% L %%_ _%\'=' | /-.__ .-' / )--' #/ '\ /' / /---'( : \ / | /( /|##| \ | / ||# | / | /| \ \ | ||##| I \/ | | _| | ||: | o |#| | / | | || / I |:/ / |/ | || | o / / / | \| | I |. / / \ /|##| o |.| / \/ \::|/\_ / ---'| \ |\ | | :\ | | / \...' | | |# |/\ \ | | | :| | | | snd | | | | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-17.txt #85 GAY FOR A DOLLAR (Fri, 1999 Sep 17) I WILL BE GAY FOR A DOLLAR \ _____ \ / \______ | o | \____ /\_____/ \___ / \ |_______/ \ \______ _ ___ \ /\_// / \ | // //______/ /___/ /\/\/\ \ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ /\/\ /\/\ LT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-03.txt #71 FORKED DONG (Fri, 1999 Sep 3) (` ). _ ( ). .:(` )`. ) _( '`. :( . ) .=(`( . ) .-- `. ( ) ) (( (..__.:'-' .+( ) ` _` ) ) `. `( ) ) ( . ) ( ) ._ ) ` __.:' ) ( ( )) `-'.-(` ) ) ) ( ) --' `- __.' :( )) .-' (_.' .') `( ) )) (_ ) ` __.:' --..,___.--,--'`,---..-.--+--.,,-,,..._.--..-._.-a:f--. . . |/ LOOK AT MY HUGE FORKED DONG 0 ## --___ \_\#> --___ | \ __---- ejm /#\ ----__- \~| ___ ~ ~ _ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-06.txt #12 SALLY THE SNAIL (Tue, 1999 Jul 6) SHOE ME IN THE NUTS AND CALL ME SALLY /^\ /^\ / { O} { O} / \ / \ / // // _------_ // // ./~ ~-_ / ~----~/ / \ / : ./ _---_ ~- | \________) : /~ ~\ | | / | | :~~\ | | | | | | \___-~ | | \ __/`\______\. ./ \ ~-______-~\. .| ~-_ /_____________________________________~~____ jurcy File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-12.txt #18 MONKEY'S PROBLEM (Mon, 1999 Jul 12) __------__ /~ ~\ | //^\\//^\| PLEASE GOD DON'T LET ALL THE /~~\ || o| |o|:~\ / OTHER MONKEYS AT THE ZOO SEE | |6 ||___|_|_||:| / MY RAGING HARDON FOR HOMOS \__. / o \/' / | ( O ) _/ /~~~~\ `\ \ / | |~~\ | ) ~------~`\ /' | | | / ____ /~~~)\ (_/' | | | /' | ( | | | | \ / __)/ \ \ \ \ \/ /' \ `\ \ \|\ / | |\___| \ | \____/ | | /^~> \ _/ < | | \ \ | | \ \ \ -^-\ \ | ) `\_______/^\______/-jurcy File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-13.txt #19 BULLDOG (Tue, 1999 Jul 13) ,--.____ ____.--. / .'.'"``--...----------.___.----------...--''"`.`. \ | .'.' . . `.`. | `. .'| . ' - . _ `-----' _ . - ' . |`. .' `.' `| .' _ "-._ _.-" _ `. |' `.' | | " -. .- " | | \| ;;.. "|i. .i|" ..;; |/ `| ,---.``. ' ' .'',---. |' | <'(__.'>.'---` '---`.<`.__)`> | | `. `~ .' ,-------. `. ~'.' | | |=_"`=.' . `-.___.-' . `.='"_=| | | | ==/ : ` : i : ' : \== | | | | ==/ /\___|___/\ \== | | `.| =Y .' """_""" `. Y= |.' L || ; .=="==. ; || J \ ; .' ' ` `. ; / `. ; ; .' ; ;'\ /`; ; `; .'.'/. ,\`.`. ;' `-=;_-' `-----' `-_;=-' -bodom- I LIKE TO BASH MY OWN NUTS LIKE A PINATA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-07.txt #13 STAR TRUHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Wed, 1999 Jul 7) TO BOLDLY CHOKE WHERE NONE HAVE CHOKED BEFORE o . ___---___ . . .--\ --. . . . ./.;_.\ __/~ \. /; / `-' __\ . \ . . / ,--' / . .; \ | | .| / __ | -O- . |__/ __ | . ; \ | . | | | / \\_ . ;| \___| . o | \ .~\\___,--' | . | | . ; ~~~~\_ __| | \ \ . . ; \ /_/ . -O- . \ / . | ~/ . | . ~\ \ . / /~ o . ~--___ ; ___--~ . --- . -JT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-02.txt #70 RESTRAINING ORDER (Thu, 1999 Sep 2) WHAT'S UP CHARLIE GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE CAN I RAID THE FRIDGE ???? I FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER _ | _____________________________ -'||````------.....___ | ,;;;;;; ,;;,`WW, MW| || _ _ | | ;;;;';;' ';';; `WMn WM| || (`\-\ | | ';; _ _ `MWn,MW| || ' (ee | | ( `-('\ `MMWbM| || ; ' / * .,, | | 'a.a ` \ `lWMb| || /.\_ .-' '''/ | | (" \' )/ `WM| || ' `._( .' ,.' | |=======_.`- / /;-,_========| || l \-' / | | ,' / `._.' `; `, Ww| || | ; r\ ,' | | ' ; , ,o / ` MM| || ;'--; LJ;' | | / ,; 8o "o8 \. \ ]W| || \ \ | ()` [ | f ' / 8 8o' | ` ` MW| || |\ l=[; | | ; f |,_...__ \ Y ; [M| || | `_,' ' | |_ > -; ,' _.``; > -)_WW| || \ f| | '-<<(('/ , ;<(((----' || | |; | /'`-, ;\ l || \ l' | ( .' Y'~`-j || /; ) | \ ` ( l || / \ | |----------------\ \---; |--------------fL----- .'``/ | ;-.....___| \ \ l l ' /_,.| l _>, ) ;, .; (_ l-~'`._ <(((./ / ; `--`._..,)) (|li' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-16.txt #84 NO PENIS (Thu, 1999 Sep 16) I HAVE NO PENIS || || ___||_____||___ ||||| | | | o o | | _____ | | > | | | | | mga | \_/ | | |_____| | \___/ |_____-----_____| ___| |___ \\|// /| | | |\ ||| | | \_/ | | ||| | |___ | | _\_____\ | |________________________________ ___| | |________________________________ |_______| | | |_\ | _ | |__| |__| || || || || _|| ||_ /___| |___\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-23.txt #121 SUCKASAURUS (Sat, 1999 Oct 23) _ . | \ _ I'M A SUCKASAURUS \"_| |-| |__/ | AURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR /\_- _ __\/ ____/\-' / \ / \'-/\_o-_ '-_ \ \ / / _-" """--------/ / | /-_____<_ / / | \ "-" '---' '---' mga File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-26.txt #185 TORNADO (Sun, 1999 Dec 26) _____ . '@(@@@@@@@)@. (@@) ` . 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WHO (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@\\@@)@@@@@@@@) FARTED (@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@@@@@@//@@@@@@@@@) ` __o .@(@@@@)##&&&&&(@@@@@@@@)::_=(@\\@@@@)@@ . .' /\ @@`(@@)###&&&&&!!;;;;;;::-_=@@\\@)@`@. _/| ` @@(@###&&&&!!;;;;;::-=_=@.@\\@@ ' ' / ,, ` @.#####&&&!!;;;::=-_= .@ \\ ` &@__, ####&&&!!;;::=_- _--_ ` MOO " " ###&&!!;;:-_= `o--o' ,, ( __E_ ) ##&&!;::_= ~\/~----~ ( /\%%< j ##&&!;:= \|--m/ /|--w\ /==\%< <%\) ##&&!:- /\/----~ \||=|=< <%%\ ) #&!;:- ~''~ ( /|I=\=< <[]| m #&!;= (( ) <==| )) #&!- ) ) #&= ( ) #&- |=||=|===| \\#/' jgs, llizard, Veronica ^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-30.txt #189 I'M POINTY (Thu, 1999 Dec 30) 8 .d8b. _.d8888888b._ .88888888888888b. d88888888888888888b 8888888888888888888 I'M POINTY AND THUS WOULD Y88888888888888888P HURT BEING SHOVED UP YOU 'Y8888888888888P' _..._ 'Y88888P' _..._ .d88888b. Y888P .d88888b. d888888888b 888 d88888888b 888P `Y8888888888P' Y888 b8b Y88888888P d8Y `"' ############# '"` dP d8b Yb Ob=dP d888b Yb=dO `"` O88888O `"` jgs 'Y8P' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-24.txt #183 EDWARD PENISHANDS (Fri, 1999 Dec 24) ,,,,,,,, ( ~^)(^~ ) I'M EDWARD <--\ C||O /--> PENISHANDS ( k k ) (--) \__/twb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-18.txt #177 THE WHAT (Sat, 1999 Dec 18) ,000000000, ,0000000000000, ~|~| ||_~ /~\\ ||\ | \/\// |~)/~\||\ |~|~ <~ ,0000' '0000, | |~||_ \_/ \||~\|_ / |~ \_/|| \| | ,_> 0000' '0000 0000 -> . <- 0000 0000 0000 |~ |\ |\ | /~ | | | |~) 0000 -> . <- 0000 |~ |~\| \| \_ |_ \_/ |~) 0000, ,0000 ~ '0000, ,0000' '0000000000000' '000000000' THE .............. WHAT ????????? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-21.txt #119 CUT DOWN ON THE DOPE (Thu, 1999 Oct 21) __,,--``\\ _,,-''`` \\ , I GOTTA CUT DOWN '----------_.------'-.___|\__ ON THE DOPE _.--''`` `)__ )__ @\__ ( .. ''---/___,,E/__,E'------` `-''`'' ldb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-09.txt #107 EUREKA (Sat, 1999 Oct 9) : '. _ .' -= (~) =- E U R E K A .' # '. /""""" | (')') WITH THIS HAND I CAN JERK MYSELF OFF C _) \ _| \__/ <___Y> / \ :\\ / | :|\ |___| :|/\ | | :|\ \ \ \ :| \ \_ \ \==L| \\\ ///` || | || | || | || | || | || | || [___]] jgs (____)) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-14.txt #82 A STICK (Tue, 1999 Sep 14) I HAVE TO STAND LIKE THIS BECAUSE MY OWNER SHOVED A STICK UP ME \ \ _,'| _.-''``-...___..--';) /_ \'. __..-' , ,--...--''' <\ .`--''' ` /' `-';' ; ; ; __...--'' ___...--_..' .;.' fL (,__....----''' (,..--'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-11.txt #17 CURIOUS INSTRUMENT (Sun, 1999 Jul 11) PRICKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | | ________________________________ / o oooo ooo oooo o o o /\ / oo ooo oo oooo o o o / / / _________________________ / / / // / // /// // /// // /// / / / / /___ //////////////////////////_/ / \____\________________________\_\/ FC File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-28.txt #96 MOST BORING DRAWING EVER (Tue, 1999 Sep 28) I'M THE MOST BORING DRAWING EVER )\ (&) _|._ y\.-v'l f Y | | " | | | b | | | | | | | | | | | ,;::;. _..--f`-...-'|--..'/ )) \ `-.!._____.!.-' (__,;' \ .---' `-.._______..-' fL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-05.txt #11 TRUE CONFESSIONS OF SNOOPY (Mon, 1999 Jul 5) I BEAT OFF WITH AN OVEN MITT NIGHTLY o __...._ o .'` .-`. o / //``\\____ / .-. .'\\_.'/ `'. | / \ /'-'` \ | \ / | ;) \ '-' | .' '-.,_ | __..-' _'=,_______'-,\__.-' .=[_______.-'(___( _ -"` / __|__/ )_ / .--. ) / / -\-.-' / \ | ~; ;-' _| | jgs ___.| ` | `'---'`---------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-04.txt #10 ALIENS ARE COMING (Sun, 1999 Jul 4) TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER WE COME IN PEACE \ / \ .-""""-. .-""""-. / \ / \ / \ / /_ _\ /_ _\ // \ / \\ // \ / \\ |\__\ /__/| |\__\ /__/| \ || / \ || / \ / \ / \ __ / \ __ / .-""""-. '.__.'.-""""-. '.__.'.-""""-. / \ | |/ \ | |/ \ /_ _\| /_ _\| /_ _\ // \ / \\ // \ / \\ // \ / \\ |\__\ /__/| |\__\ /__/| |\__\ /__/| \ || / \ || / \ || / \ / \ / \ / / \ __ / \ __ / \ __ / \ / '.__.' '.__.' '.__.' \ / jgs | | | | | | \ / | | | | | | \ I THINK I STOPPED | WHAT WE NEED HERE UP YOUR HUMAN TOILETS | IS A SALAD BAR | HOLY GOD I'M GOING TO BURST File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-29.txt #97 GAY HARE (Wed, 1999 Sep 29) (`. ,-, `\ `. ,;' / \`. \ ,'/ .' DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT __ `.\ Y /.' HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A GAY RABBIT .-' ''--.._` ` ( OR IS THAT HARE I FORGET .' / ` , ` ' Q ' / , , `._ \ / | ' `-.;_' ______/ ` ; ` ` --,.._; ` , ) .' `._ , ' /_ ; ,''-,;' ``- ``-..__\``--` fL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-10.txt #16 THE GAY BAT (Sat, 1999 Jul 10) # ## ### #### ##### ####### ####### ######## ######## ######### ########## ############ ############## ################ I'D PREFER BEING A BAT IF IT ################ WEREN'T FOR THE STRAIGHTS ############## ############## / #### ############## / ##### ############## / ####### ############## / ########### ############### / ############# ################ / ############## ################# # / ################ ################## ## # ################# #################### ### ## ################# ################ ######## ################# ################ ####### ################### ####################### ##################### ##################### ################### ############################################ ########################################### ########################################## ######################################## ######################################## ###################################### ###################################### ########################## ##### ### ################### ## ## ############### # ## ########## dD ## ### ### TDD ## # File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-15.txt #83 I SMOKE POT (Wed, 1999 Sep 15) . . . : %%%%%%% : %%%%%%%%%%%%% . ____%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ` . . . ' . . .'" `.%%%...%%%%%%% : : : :' / .:" `-.%%% ` ::. ::: :' : |HH / dHb `.% ` ::.` : : ' :: . `.P ; HHH : `: : :::.: ; : : I SMOKE POT `-.__.| "HP : . ;:: : ; .----' `. ,' . ;::: ::.; : . .' `-._ _.-' / :.:; :: :: : / """" : : ; :: : ; ; /`.___,-' ` :. :.: .; ; / / :.:. .; .; \__ .' ) :.:.;..:.: ____....--....._________..--' / .----------, _..--'" _..../ / / / /\ / \_..--'"\ _.-' \_/\_/|_/ ,-' \ L \ _.-' `-.___,-'"" \/\ \ \_..-'" '`` (__ `, _..-'" \ `-.______..--'" Krogg / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-01.txt #69 PINK PANTHER (Wed, 1999 Sep 1) .--. .--. ( (`\\."--``--".//`) ) '-. __ __ .-' I CLEARLY LICK DICK / /__\ /__\ \ ... OR IS THAT LIKE | \ 0/ \ 0/ | \ `/ \` / / `-. /-"""-\ .-` / ._-. / '.___.' \ _____/ //';\\ \ I / // ;// `;--'`'--;` \\_;// '.___.' //-` ___| |___ ."`-. .-` .---. `-. / ) / .' '. \ / ) / /|| ||\ \ / /`""` / / || || \ \ / / / / || || \ / / / (___||___.-=--. \ / ( -; '-' `-----------.___~; || || || || || || || || || || |'. .'| ; `'--` ( (`-. / __ \ '-.`\ / , .'" `\ \ \ \ / /| | \ \ | | / / | | \ \ | | / / | | \ \ | | | | | | / / \ \ | | | | /` /` \ \ | | | | /` /` | | \ \ | | /` /` | | \ \ | |/` /` | | | | | /` /` \ \ / /_/` /` \ `-` /` || '--'`| || | \--------. jgs | \ \ \ \ \ \ \__\_\_\----'-'-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-08.txt #106 WHAT HAPPENED (Fri, 1999 Oct 8) .-"```"-. / \ | _ _ | FOR THE LOVE OF GOD | (_\ /_) | WHAT HAPPENED TO MY (_ A _) WANG ?????????????? | _____ | \`"""""`/ '-.-.-' _:=:_ \\| .-""""`_'='_`""""-. \/// (`,-- -`\ /`- --,`) (`/ / //`-_--| |--_-`\\ \ .// / /(_-_ _| |_ _-_)\ \ /// / / (_- __ \ / __ -_) \ \ /// / / (_ -_ - ^ - _- _) \ \ /// / / (_- _ /=\ _ - _) \ \ '// / / (_ -.':=:'. -_) \ \// (`;` (_-' :=: '-_) (_,' \\. jgs __ :=: __ \\\ .' `':=:'` '. \\\ | .--. = .--. | \\\ | ( / = \ ) | \\` \ _`' \=/ '`_ / ;`) ( ;_/`v`\_; ) |||\ | | | | |\\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | (._) (_.) ||, ,|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||: :|| ||' '|| ///) (\\\ .///` `\\\. `//` `\\` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-20.txt #118 HOT STUFF (Wed, 1999 Oct 20) ___ ." ". BEEP BEEP | ___( HOT STUFF COMIN' THROUGH ).' -( ) _/ .'_`( / ( ,/; / \ ) \\. /'-./ \ '.\\) \ \ '---;\ |`\ \ \\ / / \ \ \\ _/ / / / _\\/ ( \/ /_/ \ | jgs \_) (___) '._/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-19.txt #178 QUICKSAND (Sun, 1999 Dec 19) ___ IT'S QUICKSAND !!!!!!!!!!!! HALP !!!!!!!! /___\ GHLAGLHAGLHAGLH DROWNING IN DICKS .-.|=0-0=|.-. (\_.'.-\ \_o_/`/-.'._/) ~` - ~`-^_`~ -_~ ^- ~_` -~ _ jgs - ~ - ^ - ~ - ~ - File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-25.txt #184 SIDE OF BEEF (Sat, 1999 Dec 25) .--' `-.-._ I'M APPARENTLY A SIDE _ _._,---+~ .-' `-, OF BEEF OR SOMETHING _ ; `,_____; ,-' ; `,`' `, ; _,' ( : ,' .' ,' _.= ; ; ,' `, ^ : `. ,' `-. ; | _,' `._ | __..---;-' ^aNT `.____.-` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-31.txt #190 LOGO OF LESBOS (Fri, 1999 Dec 31) THIS IS THE LOGO OF LESBOS ,88888,,88888, ,88' '888' '88, 88' 88 88 '88 88, 88 88 ,88 '88, ,888, ,88' '88888''88888' 8 8 888 888 jgs 8 8 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-09.txt #168 ALIEN (Thu, 1999 Dec 9) I'M A PEDOPHILE OR IS IT PAEDOPHILE \ \ __.,,------.._ ,'" _ _ "`. /.__, ._ -=- _"` Y (.____.-.` ""` j VvvvvvV`.Y,. _.,-' , , , Y ||, '"\ ,/ ,/ ./ | ,' , `-..,'_,'/___,'/ ,'/ , .. ,;,,',-'"\,' , . ' ' ""' '--,/ .. .. ,'. `.`---' `, / , Y -=- ,' , ,. .`-..||_|| .. ff\\`. `._ /f ,'j j , ,' , , f , \=\ Y || ||`||_.. l` \` `.`."`-..,-' j /./ /, , / , / /l \ \=\l || `' || ||... ` ` `-._ `-.,-/ ,' /`"/-/-/-/-"'''"`.`. `'.\--`'--..`'_`' || , "`-_,', ,' f , / `._ ``._ , `-.`'// , ,-"'' _.,-' l_,-'_,,' "`-._ . "`. /| `.'\ , | ,',.,-'" \=) ,`-. , `-'._`.V | \ // .. . /j |f\\ `._ )-."`. /| `.| | `.`-||-\\/ l` \` "`._ "`--' j j' j `-`---' ` ` "`_,-','/ ,-'" / ,'",__,-' /,, ,-' Vvv' VVv' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-21.txt #180 MAGIC (Tue, 1999 Dec 21) .--. .--. .-. .--,.--. .--, / \//\ \ //,\ | |~_ || | |~ / /^\ \ \ \ / `; \`.`-| || `.`--. / / \ \ \ \`~' `~` `~'`~~` `~~' ^aNT `--' `-` `--' THE LAMENESS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-18.txt #116 HUNTING PRICKS (Mon, 1999 Oct 18) SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BE VEWY VEWY KWIET I'M HUNTING PRICKS ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) fL (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il).-'' (li).' ((!.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-30.txt #128 RADIATION HAZARD (Sat, 1999 Oct 30) d%+%b d$$ $$b I AM THE WORST RADIATION HAZARD =++@H XX++/ SYMBOL EVER d$$@X$XX@ +H$XH@H+$b d$XMHHHHXXM $HXHXHH@H$+b X$H@@HHHHHH HHHHH@H@MX+% qXX @@ %+p qX$ M@MMH ++p qX$ MMMM@MMM +/= qHX$XMMMM@X++%p mga q$%$p File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-24.txt #122 ONE SMALL STEP (Sun, 1999 Oct 24) THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, HOLY GOD MY PANTS ARE FULL OF FOAM <> .-"""-. ||::::::========== /= ___ \ ||::::::========== |- /~~~\ | ||::::::========== |=( '.' ) | ||================ \__\_=_/__/ ||================ {_______} ||================ /` * `'--._|| /= . [] . { > / /|ooo |`'--'|| ( )\_______/ || \``\/ \ || `-| == \_| || / | || |= >\ __/ || \ \ |- --| || \ __| \___/ || jgs _{__} _{__} || ( )( ) || ^^~ `""" `""" ~^^^~^^~~~^^^~^^^~^^^~^^~^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-14.txt #20 BIG BIRD (Wed, 1999 Jul 14) /####\ ,;&&&&&&&&;, ######## /&&/ CTW \&&&\ ######## a&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&\\..../ &" "& &" "&" "& "&" & &&" "& & "& & & && |||| & &&& &&& &&& & & & & & &&&& &&&& && & & &&& &&&& &&&)==== &. 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(C`C/%%%%%%%%%% |||| .... .../.. ~~;%%%%%%%%%%%% |||| ..... .... ;%%%%%%%%%%%%%% |||| \....../ ;%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% |||| `(((((() ;%%%%%%%%%%%%%%(((%% |||| (((((((() %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%(((((%%|||| ((((((((();%%%%%%.%%%%%%%%%%(((((%%||| ((((((((;%%%%%%%...\%%%(((((((((((%%|| ((((((;%%%%%%.......\((((((((((((((%%| ___ `((((;%%%%%%........((((((((((((((((%|/%%%) `((;%%%%%%%%....../%(((((((((((((((%%,;%%%) `;%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%((((((((((((%%%,;%%%) ;%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,;%%%) ;%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,;%%%) ;%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,;%) ;%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,||| `;%%%%/|,,\;;;;;;\\%%%/======\ |,,,);;;;;;) |||||||| |,/;;;;;;;;| |||||||| /;;;;;;;;;/ |||||||| /;;;;;;;;;/ |||||||| /~~~\.;;;;;;;/,,| /........\ ( \;;;/,,,,,| HM ============ \ /~~~~~~~~~~\ |||||||||||| \.)(__(___(___(_) ============== File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-05.txt #73 DISKETTE (Sun, 1999 Sep 5) ____________________ | |""""""""""""""""| | |.|________________|H| | |__KIDDIE PORN___| | | |___VOL. 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OVER MY FACE \| /0 6\___ | 6 o 4 |oO Oo / \_ 0 .--' (_'---'`) jgs / `'---`() File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-10.txt #78 THE FRESHMAKER (Fri, 1999 Sep 10) .""--.._ [] `'--.._ GOT ANY MENTOS ||__ `'-, `)||_ ```'--.. \ \ _ /|//} ``--._ | \ .'` `'. /////} `\/ \ / .""".\ //{/// \ / /_ _`\\ // `|| | |(_)(_)|| _// || | | /\ )| _///\ || | |L====J | / |/ | || / /'-..-' / .'` \ | || / | :: | |_.-` | \ || /| `\-::.| | \ | || /` `| / | | | / || |` \ | / / \ | || | `\_| |/ ,.__. \ | || / /` `\ || || | . / \|| || | | |/ || / / | ( || / . / ) || | \ | || / | / || |\ / | || \ `-._ | / || \ ,//`\ /` | || ///\ \ | \ || |||| ) |__/ | || |||| `.( | || `\\` /` / || /` / || jgs / | || | \ || / | || /` \ || /` | || `-.___,-. .-. ___,' || `---'` `'----'` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-29.txt #35 DUMPING ON IRAQ (Thu, 1999 Jul 29) _ NOW THAT'S ONE FINE DUMP !!!!! 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""% $**$*"^""=..^4*=4=^"" ^""" Gilo94' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-01.txt #7 BANANA (Thu, 1999 Jul 1) _ //\ V \ \ \_ DON'T LOOK AT ME \,'.`-. I'M IRRELEVANT |\ `. `. ( \ `. `-. _,.-:\ \ \ `. `-._ __..--' ,-';/ \ `. `-. `-..___..---' _.--' ,'/ `. `. `-._ __..--' ,' / `. `-_ ``--..'' _.-' ,' `-_ `-.___ __,--' ,' `-.__ `----""" __.-' hh `--..____..--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-15.txt #21 BICYCLE (Thu, 1999 Jul 15) IN A PERFECT WORLD THERE'D BE HOT BUNS ON ME \ \ $" *. d$$$$$$$P" $ J ^$. 4r " d"b .db P $ e" $ ..ec.. ." *. zP $.zec.. .^ 3*b. *. .P" .@"4F "4 ." d" ^b. *c .$" d" $ % / P $. 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V9999Ws_ ___mmW99999[ 999999mms__. ,_m9999A` '~*999999999999A**f~ ]9A[ A99 '~***999999999999Af~ 2999A*~~` d9 9 ][]9. ~~V*999K. ,gW9A~ ,_W9! 9[ 9[ M9s_ 'V99m_ i999A ,_W99f` i9[ 9W ~M99s_ !999W !9999ms_______mW99Af` d99A. /999. ~*999ms_______mW999A Y9999f~~~~~~~~~` gW9f~ +_z`'~M9m. ~~~~~~~~~~M9999` V999 ,gm9Af` ~*9Wm_ ]99A` ~*Nm______mmW99Af '*999mms_____gm*f` HM 99999999 99999999 RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-31.txt #129 PASS THE BONG (Sun, 1999 Oct 31) ___ .' `"-._ / , `'-.-. BOIL BOIL TOIL AND TROUBLE / /`'. ,' _ \ AW FUCK IT PASS THE BONG `-' `-. ,' ,'\\/ \, ,' ee`-. / ./ ,(_ \ , (_/\\\ \__|`--' || ///\\| \ || ////||-./`-.} .--|| / `-.__.-`_.-.| | '._,-'`|___} `; / '. |/ || ,;'` | '.__,.-` || ':, | | || ,;' / / _,.||oOoO.,_ | | \-.O,o_O..-/ / / / \ | / / \ | | | , | / | \ ) ( ) / jgs | \ ,'.(:, ),: (_.'. / /'.' ="`""="="=="= '. `'"---'-.__.'"""` ` "" "" `"" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-19.txt #117 HONK HONK (Tue, 1999 Oct 19) HONK HONK MAKE WAY FOR THE GAY ___________ / - ----// --|||-- \\ ---- __//____|||____\\____ | _| " | " --_ || ----|/ \______|______/ \_|| mga ______\_/_____________\_/_______ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-20.txt #179 WHEELCHAIR (Mon, 1999 Dec 20) ________________ /.,------------,.\ BLHHLABLHUULHAULHULHABULHGBUHG /// .=^^^^^^^\__|\\ GHLALHBHLABLHGGUBGLHGULHABBULH \\\ `------. .// GHLHLHGBHLGGHUBALGHGULHGBUHGHB `\\`--...._ `;//' ABULHULHULHULHUHULHGBGULHBALBL `\\.-,___;.//' ABULHULHBLHBLHABULHABLHUAGULHB `\\-..-//' jgs `\\//' WHEELCHAIR "" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-08.txt #167 A SALE ON GAY (Wed, 1999 Dec 8) /-------------------------\ |~~\_____/~~\__ | | A SALE ON GAY AT TARGET |----------- \N1____====== )-+ \-------------------------/ ~~~|/~~ | () File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-12-22.txt #181 CAR ARGUMENT (Wed, 1999 Dec 22) I'M TALLER THAN YOU YEAH BUT YOU ALSO BLOW THE BENTLEY NEXT DOOR \ \ / / .-===-. | | .-===-. |__.-.| |__.-.| ()_____() ()_____() ||(___)|| ||(___)|| jgs W W W W ^aNT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-27.txt #125 THIS GAY POND (Wed, 1999 Oct 27) .-(-._ (--. .( -") .--. (-" : (- __-) .-'__..: .- _)"" ( ) '-' _ '--' . /___)-' =='-. \ . @AV@A@@V / =+-. . AVVAA AAv@A / . . #/&@& @AV@A@AV _--: . . #. #: @AV@@ .. _-"__- . | |__ @V@ .. <> _-_ . .---. VAA : .-.'. <> <<>> . . . ." ". _" '-----. .--C_.'. : : '.._ --<<>>-.<<>> _____: : _--" '-. CV '.'-- : _- .." <<>> <<<>>>----._--" "-.._.-' "-.___'--.:" '' <<<>>> || '. .-" "---_ :-:-._____ || '-._ "-. AAAA : : '-._----.--..---.--.--.-"---" ".------".VV\\VV:-:-:----- _.__...______.___._.__:. ___ VV_ / : : I WONDER IF THERE ARE ANY COCKS-.--' '. - VV\\ : : - LEFT IN THIS GAY POND =. .' - . - \\: : :-' .' . \\ : | \.-' . - , : -- __________\__"._________ . . . -- : . -- '. """""""""""""""" .' . : : _---" '.______________. ' '-' -- _---:@:-" -- . . _---" .'. .-' ; : : |---_ - \ / --- \ -"/|\||/: ://. --- --- '.- - : : .' --- .--. '- -_--. :"" --- .-. \ .-. _--"" ` : / \|/ \/ ' .-' '" ----- X/\/\ .-' /|\\\/ .' mga File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-03.txt #9 DOLPHINS KNOW (Sat, 1999 Jul 3) .; .`;' . ` ;;' . ` ` ` ;;;' ` @ ;;; IT'S COOL ` ;;; TO BE GAY !!!!!! ` ;;;; ` ;;;;;. ` .;;;;;;**. ` ;`* .;;; `**. . ` ;;`****. '*. '** ` ;;;;'****. . '****` ;;;;;`***. '*****` ;;;;;; `**. ` **` ;;;;;;; .* `*` ;;;;;;;; ` ;;;;;;;; ` ;;;;;;;; ` ;;;;;;; ` ;;;;;; . * ` ;;;; *** . ;; *** * * . ;; ** *** * ` .;; * ** .****. * * * . * ^^ *'. * **** * * * **** *** * * *** *** ** * *** *** ** File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-17.txt #23 GARFIELD AND JON (Sat, 1999 Jul 17) UH JON I DON'T THINK LASAGNA IS SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN RECTALLY | | | MOUTH IS OPEN SHOULD BE SHUT .-., ,.-. '-. /:::\\ //:::\ .-' \ '-.\|':':' `"` ':':'|/.-' \ `-./`. .-=-. .-=-. .`\.-` \__________ /=- / | \ -=\ ; | | | ; |=-.|______|______|.-=| |== \ 0 /_\ 0 / ==| |= /'---( )---'\ =| \ \: .'. :/ / `\= '--` `--' =/' jgs `-=._ _.=-' `"""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-12.txt #80 DIGITAL DILDO (Sun, 1999 Sep 12) ___ |---| |_|_| | | | | | | | | | | |___| AM I A DILDO OR A DIGITAL WATCH /_____\ |11:10| / |_____| / |.....| / |.....| \ ___ / | | | | | | I WONDER TOO | . | | . | / | . | mga | . | | . | | . | | . | | . | |___| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-06.txt #74 GAYBUG (Mon, 1999 Sep 6) __ __--. /\ '/\ \ '. \/._\/_/ '. .-"""""-. .""'-_____\__-'\.' ' _----. .' . '.-" \ , GAYBUG 2 . '. . | ' .--. | .---. | | | | ' .' . ' | __ '--| ' | .-._ ' ' . / \ / ' ' | +. ' ''._\ ' . '. ' \.-+-o.'-_ ." ''. |' '.__-'--'--| '-______-' 'p _.+."""""" | mga | _.+._ -'"'- CLEAR A PATH TO THE TOILET File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-07.txt #75 FOR MILES AND MILES (Tue, 1999 Sep 7) NOTHING TO BE GAY WITH FOR MILES AND MILES ,,__ / .. .. / o._) .---. /--'/--\ \-'|| .----. .' '. / \_/ / | .' '..' '-. .'\ \__\ __.'.' .' -._ )\ | )\ | _.' // \\ // \\ ||_ \\|_ \\_ mrf '--' '--'' '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-09-13.txt #81 QUEERNUTS (Mon, 1999 Sep 13) A-OKAY QUEERNUTS .__ _ @ V; .Z~M || :|:@ d d' d\@ jf .*\ :P #P |P M `| W .@ Z | .b :! d' W' | V W # .W**=m_ | !|| @ W'_ ~V; || M| _ Nm4| YmjL|PN_ # W#~ YN_W'YL#W#b |; + |f `#'#8L W ._#L_ .#,`'|| |, .WMP' ~Mm#`Nm;d| `| W Mmd#; .df | M `M#@-W' W !b WtZ' M V; |P || b .@ D Y| .W' j| 'j@' jP' L_mq=-_@' .Z! jf mf .W' .@' .@' .@ :@ Littman File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-16.txt #22 MANHANDLED (Fri, 1999 Jul 16) _,u-*P"9\w__ __..e-w.__ _a*^ ^w.e*'"_____ `*mw____ _wP 'm_m^" "'*L ""~~*vL__ _gK 5L Y, "*x,_ _u@0' ___ # 1 "^m_ _a*" 0 _#" ^LjL 7 gL `#r--x,_ a@" b gK `@P 7 ,#"# \_ "^w jP 0 0 # d" Mr ", 9w # 0 # aE,P `# #, *#w JF 0, a+ # "" 7L 9, "g_ # #, _q#" 0" # 9_ Q # "mP"0" _,rP 'Q __7w 0 #_ """"~ *w P#MW E JF # ?L *K #_ 0 aw# 7L ,, _ _ *, __ #' 7L _,g@_.adK _,m*# 1 #^6, 5_ !w_ __g#6w##5MM@gK5,,# _w , 1 g' 9, 0 9w, gM"@M5 "*u,_ _#m+_# ##__ S_ _# JFam, 5 "\w__ _ ___ # g'0 _.wgM#' _0w# J#@W 0x_ _J@ ## '# d ""-*#Kr-#K# # 0_0 q@ "#JK d#M 7#&}L "--P J#r 9g# 0_JF## # "P#w_ pMa# "" a a_"0# jF d" J& M_# # "PP9 ,p g1 WgMQ a#L _#" AK "# # , # a#mC#9# d'JL/" Am## # ' "^m_dWP 9w am a#~ -" : J#'# 7_ P 9m ""~ _m"_wr"\# _pP" MF # #Mw q_ _#""" j#m^" __0L.JL!K_&_ _ J# " .*"~____#_# "^w_ *~ uK]#L #*^" 9K0w--4#w _0' ## I LIKE TO BE MANHANDLED # Q # `*m_ ____.w-*^" ]M# BY LARGE ANGRY SAILORS g" !W0 *#0ME 9MQ 0M, 40J& `WQ_ 0# 0M_ MY HEAD HURTS 0#, X#, *W1 A#, #Q 3#, 0# ]# 0# JP 3# AC File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-07-02.txt #8 GAY WHALE (Fri, 1999 Jul 2) I'M GAY GAY GAY __ __ IN A SPECIAL WAY __ \ / __ / \ | / \ / \|/ / _,.---v---._ / /\__/\ / \ / \_ _/ / \ \ \_| @ __| hjw \ \_ `97 \ ,__/ / ~~~`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/1999/1999-10-26.txt #124 PUT PORN ON ME (Tue, 1999 Oct 26) YOU CAN PUT PORN ON ME JUST AS EASILY AS MUSIC NEVER FUCKING FORGET THAT YOU FAGGOT :+"" ~<<::""+: +Xi<<<: xHMRMMR888888RMMMMMM<M "` .~i MMMMMMMMM" < \,' THIS VIAL OF CHLOROFORM SAYS I'M GETTING LAID TONIGHT SERIOUSLY, IT'S RIGHT HERE ON THE LABEL (HATE THE GAME NOT MONOTREME) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-07.txt #2358 SUPERHERO NAME (Wed, 2005 Dec 7) .=., ;c =\ __| _/ IF WE GET TO CHOOSE OUR SUPERHERO NAMES .'-'-._/-'-._ /.. ____ \ THEN MINE WOULD BE "CUNTFUCKER" /' _ [<_->] ) \ ( / \--\_>/-/'._ ) \-;_/\__;__/ _/ _/ '._}|==o==\{_\/ / /-._.--\ \_ // / /| \ \ \ / | | | \; | \ \ / / | :/ \: \ \_\ / | /.'| /: | \ \ | | |--| . |--| \_\ / _/ \ | : | /___--._) \ |_(---'-| >-'-| | '-' snd /_/ \_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-23.txt #2160 VANESSA DEL RIO (Mon, 2005 May 23) ,-" `-,,-" _,-'`, '-, ' `-' `-,_ ,' \ / \ / v-, \ , I WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE, PLEASE / ,' ~l Y \ | STOP POSTING NUDE PICTURES OF T /\ \ o I\ o | VANESSA DEL RIO | `/ (_ `-,__,"| `,__,' | | " ,( ` f ) | THANKS, LOVE, PLANET EARTH \ I'\ `\, I ) \ \ L \ | " `, \ --\ T [\ ` ; \ L ^ \\ | / I \ c- ) |\ | | \ y I --. - , -|( \ | `\\I/ \ / / \ ( ) | I & \/ |,// \ \// \`= \ ) \ \ I | \ " | \ |\ | \ , '_ I I I j - L \ T I ,' \" | / | , / | | / `- `- / \ I / /" \ /| _," \ |," ," ( \_ ". n4bis \ \, `, `'''L-\_Yl-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-02.txt #2050 POOR MICHAEL JACKSON (Wed, 2005 Feb 2) ; : : : :-. ' '. ___ .. '/ \ \ ' '. :\ : '.: \ POOR MICHAEL JACKSON : : : \ : : \ / : .''. / : I MEAN HOW CAN HE CONTINUE HIS : '...' : LIFE'S WORK OF RAPING CHILDREN '.__.-' \ IF THE POLICE KEEP BOTHERING HIM '._ : '--.__ : ':-- '. .'\' : / . : / . .' ; _..-' L : : :__.--' \ : : .'\: / '-': /\ [WILU] : : : : : : : : : / / : / /: : '.' : : '' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-16.txt #2064 LIZ PHAIR (Wed, 2005 Feb 16) .---. / /"\ \ WHAT IS IT ABOUT LIZ PHAIR THAT )/a a\( MAKES ME UNABLE TO DECIDE ( ( - ) ) WHETHER I SHOULD BEAT HER OR )_) (_( BEAT OFF TO HER .'\ /'. /,(_\ /_),\ \\ \ ^ / // \\/ \// (/-._.-\) | T | | | | \ | / \ | / jgs )|( / | \ `-`-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-26.txt #2224 CHALUPA (Tue, 2005 Jul 26) , (&) , ; |\|_, .| |; (,) | IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF CHALUPA .( (';) I'D BE A SUPREME CHALUPA ( . ( ) ( ) ( ) )', ).' ( ( .-( '.; ) ) '-._) (_.' \` /`'-------'\ (`'---------') \ / \ / `,_____'lds File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-23.txt #2283 RETRIBUTION (Fri, 2005 Sep 23) _,,........._ `-. ,,---------. | ,' \ / / | ,' | | / | / ,' \ / / '-..______.--' `...- `-._____ _- | ' '-\. ,' ' '''''---...___ ,' ________,....."' ,' \ `"---------- | L tQn I TITLE THIS ONE: RETRIBUTION File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-16.txt #2306 PIZZA AND BEER (Sun, 2005 Oct 16) .. ..... .......=] GOD BLESS DOMINOS PIZZA !!!! .....==[~==. .....======..= ENABLING DRUNK LISTLESS AMERICANS IN 30 MINUTES ....===O=~~=....~ OR LESS ....=.===={#==~====. .....=[.==)=======.==== IF ANYONE SAYS THIS COUNTRY ISN'T THE .....==.(]====~===.==(=== GREATEST IN THE WORLD, PUNCH THEM SQUARE ....====)==.#..=[=~&==(=.=. IN THE MOUTH BEFORE YOU PASS OUT .....~.=.=======.&#======.=.== ....=====~@=.=$========~O===R==~ ....~=====]==.~====.===!====.==== ....===.H=.=.==.~.=..H=~===~==H=~~= ....$=.=[.====~===~RO=H==.~=====~===. .....=={=={==.=.========.]=.~.=$.===~. TS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-02.txt #2292 ROMPER STOMPER AND L.A. CONFIDENTIAL (Sun, 2005 Oct 2) _____ / \ vvvvvvv /|__/| I'M OFFENDED THAT YOUR PUBLICATION I /O,O | CALLED RUSSELL CROWE A TALENTLESS CUNT I /_____ | J|/^ ^ ^ \ | HE WAS REALLY QUITE GOOD IN ROMPER STOMPER |^ ^ ^ ^ |W| AND L.A. CONFIDENTIAL YOU KNOW \m___m__|_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-03.txt #2293 HITLER CLONES (Mon, 2005 Oct 3) _--_ / \ ( ** ) \ / | | ........_ ____,,,..--- | |^^*|MMMMMMMMM```-----'''MMMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIYYYYYIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |:::::::::"::?????::::=::::::::::| | | ,|:::::::::":::::::::::=::::::::::| | | |:::::::::":::::::::::=:::::::::::|? | |'^^*|;;;;;;;;_";:::::::::;=------;;;;;/ | | ```-----''' | | | | PRETTY SURE BAVARIA IS WHERE THEY'RE | | HIDING ALL THE HITLER CLONES | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \\| |// ??????????????????~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-17.txt #2307 UNRESTRAINED ID (Mon, 2005 Oct 17) ,--._ _ "'. '. ,'; ) '. ,' / _/ '. ,' '. -"__ '.; / ,`' ,-` \ / ( ,===. _`. ) /__ `.__//.' \\/_.-` '-,._.- \ \_/\\ ,-. \.- / \_\\/|| _/\\ :o o :-'/;.`. _,";-,;| :/"\ : // ||)) _..."((|_//||-.._\"// `` ;;'' /,-----"||" '' \`._ // ,'| `-.`-..._ :: ,',' '.__.= :: ||| _ \\_ "" )) I'M THE UNRESTRAINED ID IN UPPERCASE \_"--....'; '""---"' SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-22.txt #2282 LAXATIVE ABUSE (Thu, 2005 Sep 22) _ "-_ "-_ _ ,"-_ _.-"""""-._ "-._( :-. ,' `. "-._( ) ,' `. LAXATIVE ABUSE "`-' / ,'\ \ / \,' \ ( ) | | | | ( ) \ / \ / `. ,' `. ,' `-._____.-' -shimrod File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-27.txt #2225 A NEW BARYON HAS BEEN DISCOVERED (Wed, 2005 Jul 27) _ .nNNNNNn. IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF BARYON /NNNNN(#\N\_ I'D BE THE ANAL RAPIST BARYON |NNNNNNN\#)N|NNn_ \NNNNNNNNN/N(#\N\ "*NNNNN*"NNN\#)N| "\NNNNNNNNN/ "*NNNNN*" " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-17.txt #2065 FEMALE VERSION OF ME (Thu, 2005 Feb 17) _"_ % (< ? IF I WERE A WOMAN I COULD FLASH MY BOOBS ` " AND AUTOMATICALLY GET WHATEVER I WANTED !!!! __||___ |\___//_\ BUT THEN AGAIN THAT ALSO MEANS I'D HAVE TO (' | ') \\ RETAIN IN-DEPTH KNOWLEDGE OF MAKEUP WHICH __|\ , / |/ WOULD PUSH OUT OTHER IMPORTANT KNOWLEDGE /: / \ :: SUCH AS MATH, SCIENCE \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / HELL WALKING IN HIGH HEELS TAKES UP 25% \: / OF A WOMAN'S BRAIN POWER ALL BY ITSELF -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-03.txt #2051 THE DISTINGUISHED SENATOR FROM MASSACHUSETTS (Thu, 2005 Feb 3) _.,_ ,-'.' .`-, ;; '. ' `. ;` - _ _,-; ' ; `. ,% .-, - ,_.,-'` ';; ; : ;%' | | \ ___ _._,-`'\ `'-`' _.,' `. ) __,--`-,,`' ,._,.-`-., _.,-.--.-,`''` | _| |__ mic `---'////\ / .-, `-`-^--`'^`-...,,| | |.,/ //\)(/ `-\.-. | `-' ( .-; | | ,. `-~ ~~-. `._.' ,/ / `~ ~~~ ~~ /,.`) // / I'M TED KENNEDY /_ `/ ( `/ THE ONE NOBODY BOTHERED TO KILL `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-22.txt #2159 HAGGLING (Sun, 2005 May 22) _"_ % (< ? WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED WHAT YOU ARE LADY ` " WE'RE JUST HAGGLING OVER THE PRICE __||___ |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-06.txt #2357 WHAT I LEARNED FROM EVERQUEST (Tue, 2005 Dec 6) /\ //\\ //__\\ //____\\ THE ONE THING I CAN SAY THAT I ACTUALLY \\____// TOOK AWAY FROM EVERQUEST WAS THE ABILITY \\__// TO DRAW BOOBIES ON ONE LINE OF TEXT [|__|] [|__|] [|__|] [|__|] [|__|] [|__|] [|__|] /) [|__|] (\ //\_________[|__|]________/\\ ))__________||__||_________(( <_/ [ \/ ] Krogg97\_> || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || \\ || // \\||// \\// ____-\/-____ -__- / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-12.txt #2363 DRAGONSLAYER (Mon, 2005 Dec 12) ,- // /: , ;.( // | , /`| // |\ |\ |,| // | (\ (\ |`| |( (\ \\ \\ |,| ;| ME LLAMO . || \\ \\ |`( ;( \\ \\ \\ \\ |.\\ (( VERMITHRAX PEJORATIVE \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \;/:\ \\ \\ \'. \\_,\\ /\""-._ \\ \\ \ \-" \/ `;._ ". ___\\-\\-" \ \_ /, |_ "._\ _,--""___ \ \,_ "-_"- |".|(._ ".".-. _,-"_,--"""__ ) "."-_ "--\ \"("o\_\ "- ". ,",-""" _.-'''_-" "-_"-.__ \ \_\_//\)__"\_) ," ',-' ,-"" 7" _ "-.._""_>\__`""'"__ ""``-._ ; ," ,-",'/` ,":\. ` ` `"""___`""-._ ". ) ;,"_," ,' /`,"}}::\\ `... \____''' "\ '.|\ ,"," : /`/{{)/:::"\__,---._ \ \_____'''\ \ , ,"_ ; /`/ ///::::::::' ,-"-\ \__ \____''\ \ \ ,," `;| ";; /}}/::'``':::(._``."-.__ """-- '_\ \ \ (' ;// / {;;:'`````':; /`._.""" ""-.._ `"-. " ( ) / )(/ <";"'`` ``/ /_.( "_ "-_"\`); (/ <";"`` `/ /`,( "._ _".\; |<";"` `` / /"-" ctr " <";"` `` / /__,; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-04.txt #2355 XBOX 360 (Sun, 2005 Dec 4) __________ / /| CHECK IT OUT FOLKS THE XBOX 360 IS DEBUTING WITH /__________/ | A WHOPPING 18 GAMES !!!!!! CURIOUSLY ENOUGH THAT |________ | | IS ALL IT WILL EVER HAVE /_____ /|| | |".___."| || | ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY HALO 3 ?!?!?!?!?! |_______|/ | | || .___."|| / OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL COGNITIVE DISSONANCE ||_______|| / KICKS IN AND YOU CONVINCE YOURSELF IT DOESN'T |_________|/ SUCK ?!?!?!?!?!?!?! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-10.txt #2361 BONO'S POLITICAL INSIGHT (Sat, 2005 Dec 10) .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ YOU KNOW I REALLY RESPECT |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| BONO'S POLITICAL INSIGHT ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| \\|| `"\"""/---'|| \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. ,-' [_] .-. \ ; `\| ||-'/ ` \ \ /`""-.`\ | ; | `.-|\_/ | ; ' | \-._ / | | / |`--'| : ;_\_ /| |/ /\|, ) __..; `----' :`.`|/ / / | | ; .' `\' ; \/ : _ : : / / : : _.'`.__.' | fsc \ _.' \ / | | / `---.._ | `\ `.____ \ / | `------' \__|_,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-20.txt #2157 MICHAEL MOORE ATE AMERICA (Fri, 2005 May 20) /\ __ MICHAEL MOORE *ATE* AMERICA \ .-':::. AM I RIGHT FOLKS \ :::::|\ |,\:::'/ \ GET IT I'M MAKING FUN OF HIM `.:::-' \ BECAUSE HE HAS A WEIGHT PROBLEM `-. \ ___ `-. | .-'';:::. `-.-' / ',''.;;;\ AsH | ','','.''| |\ ' ,',' /' `.`-.___.-;' `--._.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-15.txt #2063 SWING (Tue, 2005 Feb 15) , . ( ) \ / SORRY !!!! I ONLY SWING ONE WAY: THE BUTT \. ./ \\ // \\ // \`-'/ CJ `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-08.txt #2145 AND IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE ELECTIONS ARE HELD TWO YEARS EARLIER (Sun, 2005 May 8) .---. .--. ___/ \ / `.-"" `-, ; ; / O O \ / `. \ /-' _ J-.__; _.' (" / `. -=: VOTE VINICK `: `, -=| | F\ i, ; -| | | | || \_J fsc mmm! `mmM Mmm' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-01.txt #2049 THE OL' SUGGESTION BOX (Tue, 2005 Feb 1) \ . ./ ONE FOR THE OL' \ .:";'.:.." / SUGGESTION BOX: (M^^.^~~:.'"). - (/ . . . \ \) - NUKE MECCA O ((| :. ~ ^ :. .|)) |\\ - (\- | \ / | /) - NOW MORE THAN EVER | T -\ \ / /- / \[_]..........................\ \ / / ALSO MY BALLS ITCH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-25.txt #2223 GRAINY GREEN VIDEO (Mon, 2005 Jul 25) | ! | ' ! .: . : | _.._| | ! | | | : | . ; ! : ___.' '.! : | ! | . | :. | | ! ( (____/`\ \ . O | :_| |_| !:_!_| |===\(' |' ' ) ) !_ (_) `-' `-' `-^' `-' / _\= _/ (-' ""T"""O_C ____ (_.' ) \',)` I ( ") ,` `-'( . ~ `\}` __, I PU `)o----------( ' `--` )-" I ,' `O" .----._| / ~ ( . ,-| | I' '---.. ' /`-__,--`-`-` '_| _,- ,' `'---.'.__`/ / / ,'.-=.-- jgs `. / ( \ `'--` '\/ CHECK OUT THIS GRAINY GREEN VIDEO OF SOMETHING HORRIBLE WE OBTAINED THIS USING FLIR AND A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-08.txt #2268 GO AWAY JARED (Thu, 2005 Sep 8) (\ (\ ,) ,) (\ ,) WOULD JARED JUST FALL OFF THE WAGON (\ ,) ) , ) SO HE'LL GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV ) , ) ', , ) ' , ) ' , , ) ' , , ) ' , , ) ' , , ) .' , , ) ' , , ).' , , ) ( , ,( , , ) ' , ,' , , ) ' , ,' , , ) ' . ' ~ . , , ) . ' ` ., ) . ' , . ' ` . ' , ,) . ` '. . ." , ,) <` (o) " , ,) `~. .~ ~ ~ " ' . . ` . , ,) LGB ` . . . . . ` ` . ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-31.txt #2229 NO PAPERS (Sun, 2005 Jul 31) __ __ __\_\___ ___/_/__ /_______ \___ ___/\_______\ NO PAPERS, STATE TO STATE \_\ \/__/\_____/\__\/ /_/ \/_____\/ __ \o | o/_____ ________________/\_\ \ | /_______\_______________\/ \_/ / b'ger | /\ _ | / /\_________/ |__| / / / / /_/ /_/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \_\ \_\ /_/ /_/ |_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-19.txt #2217 TOO HOT (Tue, 2005 Jul 19) , /), (( -.((_)) _,) TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT ,\`.'_ _`-',' `.> <> <> (,- IT'S TOO HOT TO MASTURBATE ,', | `._,) (( ) |, (`--' `'( ) _--_,-.\ SSt /,' \( ) `' (( `\ ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-20.txt #2280 ISLE VS. AISLE (Tue, 2005 Sep 20) )\ (_/ .-#-| |-#-. __|__|_.#' BEATOFF ISLE (AISLE) .' | | . '#--| |-#' xemu_|__| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-29.txt #2319 BETTY PAGE (Sat, 2005 Oct 29) _____ _.-' `-._ ./ / \ \. / / \ `\ ,'\|. / | \ .!`\ / | `.|. . . ..|!' \ I'M GOING // | `.||`|.|'|!'|.'/ | TO DIE SOON .| /\. ` ` ' ' ___./| ,/ / \---.____.---' ..| \ // // / | .'" | \\ / / | -----. .--- |\ |' ,' / / | -(o) (o) | | .// / // |' \ |\\`| | / /// \, ; | \ \ .| / / // |\ ' |\\ \\ ./ / // / / | \ .----. ./`--._| /` / // / _-' \ `-. `--' / `---. /' / / / -'' `. `-.__.-'. \ / / / /' \ | / / /' ./ ` | | // /' . | | / / /' . ' / | / / - ' . .' \ / | .' | `\ | / / `\ | / / /'| | / .,-' \ . \ .' _.-' | ! \ \/ ./ . `: | | | ./ | ! |\ (*| /' | | |/\ _/ / . | .' .' |`-._.-' | / '\ / / .' ,' | | ,/\ (*) .' | | | .. | / `-._-' \. | !' | `- \../ / / `\| .' | / /.' `. | \ / / `\ ! \ / ."`\ \ .' \ ,' / `-. \ ! `\ .| / `\. \| `\ / / `\ \ `\ ! / `\ \ `-..' / `. \ \ / : \ ` \| / \ | | .`\. \ / .' /_ `\. | ./ / / `\ `-. |---' ./ | `\ \ / //// /\ \ `\_ - /' :F_P: ( ((( \_\ `--.______.__,/' ` `\\ `' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-01.txt #2291 JOHN TURTURRO (Sat, 2005 Oct 1) .-._.--._ / / -. | JOHN TURTURRO IS REALLY UGLY \ |__ WHY DOES HE KEEP GETTING WORK ,-'______.-' '( c-(_)(_)__ \ .._ . ) \ / `-' /\-|\_ /-. \ / ( , o)\ | | o)\ c - _/\\ / \ \=====| | //======| | / =====_/ |/\===/=/ )==)=) (==|=| | |=|______ (_.-. ) ) [nabis] '--''-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-15.txt #2305 CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA (Sat, 2005 Oct 15) .-. , `._ , LOOK I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING \ \ o AGAINST OASIS OR CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA \ `-,. (IN FACT I'VE NEVER HEARD IT OR ANYTHING .'o . `.[] o BY THEM) <~- - , ,[].'.[] ~> ___ : : (-~.) BUT SO HELP ME GOD IF THAT SONG TITLE ` ' `|' KEEPS INTERFERING WITH MY P2P SEARCHES ` ' | FOR BLACK PORN STARS I'M DECLARING WAR `-. .-' | ON BRITAIN -----{. _ _ .}------------------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-14.txt #2304 CONFLICT DIAMONDS (Fri, 2005 Oct 14) __________________ .-' \ _.-''-._ / '-. MY CHIEF INGREDIENT IS CONFLICT DIAMONDS .-/\ .'. .'. /\-. _'/ \.' '. .' './ \'_ :======:======::======:======: '. '. \ '' / .' .' '. . \ : : / . .' '.' \ ' ' / '.' ': \: :/ :' '. \ / .' '.\ /.' miK '\/' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-28.txt #2318 CODE NAMES (Fri, 2005 Oct 28) /^\/^\ \----| ON MY OPEN SOURCE PROJECT I'M GOING TO GIVE _---'---~~~~-_ EACH RELEASE A SEPARATE CODE NAME BECAUSE ~~~|~~L~|~~~~ WHEN IT COMES RIGHT DOWN TO IT I'M NO (/_ /~~-- BETTER THAN A PEDOPHILE \~ \ / /~ __~\ ~ / ~~----, \ | | / \ /| |/ | | | | | o o /~ | _-~_ | || \ / (// )) | o o \\---' //_- | | \ // |____|\______\__\ ~ | / | | |_ / \ _| /~___| /____\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-21.txt #2281 CLOUDWATCHING (Wed, 2005 Sep 21) _ (` ). _ ( ). .:(` )`. _( '`. :( . ) .=(`( . ) .-- `. ( ) ) .--. (( (..__.:'-' .+( ) ` _` ) ) _( `. `( ) ) ( . ) ( ) ._ ( ) ` __.:' ) ( ( )) `-'.-(` ) ( ` . ) ) ( ) --' `- __.' :( )) `--(___.-' (_.' .') `( ) )) (_ ) ` __.:' ..-----.----..,___.--,--'`,---..-.--+--.,,-,,..._.--..-._.-a:f--. THAT CLOUD IS SHAPED LIKE LOVE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-18.txt #2216 SOLIDARITY (Mon, 2005 Jul 18) /MMMM=M\ MMMMMMMM TO SHOW MY SOLIDARITY WITH THE STARVING PEOPLE OF AFRICA \MM"MMMMM/ IN LIGHT OF RECENT EVENTS I'M GOING TO EAT THIS BAG OF VMMMM CHEETOS IN SILENCE (WELL AS QUIETLY AS I CAN BECAUSE IMMM/ THEY'RE CRUNCHY AND SO CHEWING THEM MAKES LOTS OF NOISE) \MMM M=" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-30.txt #2228 THE ROLE OF MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN AND THEIR HAIR IN CONTEMPORARY AMERICAN SOCIETY (Sat, 2005 Jul 30) _,,,_ .' `'. / ____ \ WHY DO MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN ALWAYS CUT | .'_ _\/ THEIR HAIR SHORT ?!??!?!? / ) a a| / ( > | ( ) ._ / DID THEY FORGET HOW TO BRUSH ?!?!?!?!?! ) _/-.__.'`\ ( .-'`-. \__ ) `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ jgs | \ \ \ \ |\ `. / / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-09.txt #2269 ATTENTION GOTH MALES (Fri, 2005 Sep 9) .-. / / ATTENTION GOTH MALES: /. / ) /c\/ NAIL POLISH IS FOR GIRLS SO IF YOU PUT IT ON ( /'\/ IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU COOL OR EDGY OR REBELLIOUS ) / / IT JUST MAKES YOU AIDSLY GAY ( / / ) / / SO SUCK IT UP, HOMOS ( /. / .`.'.Pru File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-24.txt #2222 THE BEST THING ABOUT BLOGS (Sun, 2005 Jul 24) __________________________ __..--/".' '. __..--"" | | | YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST / | | | PART ABOUT BLOGS IS ??? / | | ___________________ | ; | | :__________________/: | THE SECOND YOU SEE THE | | | | '.| | WORD USED ANYWHERE IN | | | | || | JOURNALISM OR LITERATURE | | | | || | OF ANY KIND YOU KNOW | | | | || | WITH CONFIDENCE THAT | | | | || | YOU CAN THROW AWAY | | | | || | WHATEVER WAS INVOLVED | | | | || | KNOWING THAT IT'S | | | | || | COMPLETE SHIT | | | |______......-----"\| | | | | |_______......-----" | AS OF THIS DAY I'M | | | | STARTING AMERICANS | | | | AGAINST BLOGGERS | | | ____----| | | |_____.....----|#######|---| | | |______.....----"""" | | | | | |. .. | | , | |... .... | | (c ----- """ .' |..... ...... |\|_| ____......------"""|" |. .... .......| |"""""" | '... ..... ....| | | "-._ ..... .| | | "-._.....| | ___...---"""' "-._.| | ___...---""" """"" grp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-09.txt #2146 WHAT YOU NEED IS A WIKI (Mon, 2005 May 9) __ /'\ /\/\ WHAT YOU NEED IS A WIKI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /'/'\`/:::...\ |\`\ /::::::../ /`\|\`\:::::./ /'###`\|\`\::/\`\. |\.### `\|\`\ /'/| `\.\. /\`\|\`/' | /.:\\. \\\\`\| /' /' /.::\\. \/ / /' `\ / / /\ \./'/' `\ /' `\|/' THE ONLY THING LAMER THAN A BLOG ' MW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-14.txt #2062 DEROGATORY (Mon, 2005 Feb 14) _ ,-, _ ,--, /: :\/': :`\/: :\ |`; ' `,' `.; `: | MY FIST IS | | | ' | |. DEROGATORY TO WOMEN | : | | pb | || | :. | : | : | : | \ \__/: :.. : :.. | :.. | ) `---',\___/,\___/ /' `==._ .. . /' `-::-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-28.txt #2076 ANY RESEMBLANCE TO HARLAN ELLISON IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL (Mon, 2005 Feb 28) .-----. ()() / \ .'() |__...__|/ |_....._| .-' ___ '-. \_.-`. .`-._/ __ .--. _ (|\ (_) /|) .-;.-"-.-;`_;-, ( \_=_/ ) .(_( `)-;___),-;_), _(_ _)_ (.( `\.-._)-.( ). ) /` ||'-'|| `\ ,(_`'--;.__\ _).;--'`_) _ /_/ (_>o<_) \_\ // )`--..__ ``` _( o )'(';,)\_//| || : || |\\ \;' ````` `\\ '.\\--' |`"""""""`|// / ':.___// \___,___/\_( | '---'| |__|__| ; ; ;""|""; \ / [] | [] '. .' .' / \ '. jgs'-,.__ __.,-' `--' `--' (___/`````````\___) I CALL IT SPECULATIVE FICTION !!!!!!!! I'M A FUTURIST !!!!!!! ALSO GETTING INTO FIST FIGHTS BECAUSE I'M SHORT AND SUING JAMES CAMERON BECAUSE I'M PETTY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-21.txt #2158 I WANT YOUR SEX (Sat, 2005 May 21) .'"". IT OCCURS TO ME THAT ALL THAT TIME c' )"/ GEORGE MICHAEL WAS SINGING ABOUT WANTING __> /_ YOUR SEX (TWATS AND BOOBIES) HE WAS .-`_ ._'-. ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT MY SEX ( -' \ :/ )/ (HAIRY BALLS AND ASS) \\._| ( // '-/) \(, / ) ) / .'\ | /.' \| snd || || __|/ |/__ ;_._) (,__; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-11.txt #2362 SQUIGGLIES REDUX (Sun, 2005 Dec 11) (((( (((( BEATING OFF INTO A CUP AND THEN DRINKING IT )))) SO THAT WHEN I BEAT OFF AGAIN IT'S THE SAME SQUIGGLIES _ .---. ( |`---'| \| | : .___, : `-----' -Karl File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-05.txt #2356 EMPEROR PENGUIN (Mon, 2005 Dec 5) ,-_ - . _ . ~ ~ - . JUST SO YOU KNOW ~ - _ ,o'; ', ~. '' , ; IF YOU APPROACH ME OR . . , ,.' ' ' ' . '' MY ROOKERY I WILL PECK .`'. ,.` ' ; , ' ', AT YOUR NUTS/CUNT IN A ' ` , ' ; . FURIOUS UNSTOPPABLE ' ' ' , ' ; ; ' , FASHION NOT UNLIKE THAT ' `.' ' , ; . ' .' . OF AN ANGRY WOLVERINE ; , . ' . , . .' , EXCEPT WITH SQUAWKING . . ;' . , ; '. , DO NOT MISTAKE THE . ' ' , . . . .' , , EMPEROR PENGUIN FOR ; ' . ; '_` '. , ' ONE OF THEM PUSSY BIRDS raf ` ._~,. ._ ,_ ._, _. ,..,_'. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-01.txt #2352 RENT (Thu, 2005 Dec 1) _________________ /_________________\ |====#=#=#=#=#====| _________________________________________| | / |_____________ | /________________________________________________________\ | | [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] | | :==============================================================:| | [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || |--------------------------------------------------------------|| | [+] [+]:[+]:[+]:[+]:[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || | ::::::::::::: || | [+] [+]:[+]:[+]:[+]:[+] [+] ( ) [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || | :::::::::::( ) ( ) || ()[+] ()]:[():[():[( ) ) [( | )+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || ( ) ( ):( ))( )( )( | ) ) ( ) () ( ) ( ))| ( )( ))( )( ( ) ( ) ) | ( )( )( )( )[+] [+]( ( )) ( )) ( )( ( )( )( ( ) ( | ) )( ) )( ) )---:::::( ) ) ============================= | ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ::::::( ) -----------------------------===================================== - _ -- __ - --__ _ - _ _ - ------------------------------------- _ -- _ -- --_ -- _ - __ | -- __ -- - _ -- --- _ __ -- - -- _ --- __ - _-- | --_ - __ -- ___ -- _ - __ - - _ _ _ -- __ -- - - _ - | - _ - _ -- _ --- _ -- _ --- bni ARE WE GOING TO ALL HAVE AN OUTING TO GO SEE THE NEW RENT MOVIE ?!?!?!?!? WELL AN OUTING TO SEE IT AND THEN AN OUTING BECAUSE WE SAW IT BECAUSE HOLY GOD: WAY GAY FOLKS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-15.txt #2366 JUGGLER (Thu, 2005 Dec 15) _ (_) _ (_) _ _ (_) _ (_) ). _(_) / \-'^.^ .-/ ____/ _ .-' / _ _\ (_) _/ __ () >( , )) (_)`` `\)( =_/ |^ / ()) '/ _.o_.-`.' o_....__/ _ (_,-'^/''_.-' `. `. / :`-'^ _.-`') `-u-'^ `. `.\\__.-'_.-'`/ . \`..__\ '---'` / .-^`. | \ o o`'') `./ \ / o \ <_ _/ I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED HOW TO JUGGLE /`-._____.:^\ / / | ____ / /` \ | .-.-'^ `\ /` | | NOW I HAVE NO USEFUL REAL-WORLD SKILLS / :--------7 /` \ __| / .' `` /` / `^ / / | / | / /`^\_ gnv`.____\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-29.txt #2380 DUMB IN THE TITS (Thu, 2005 Dec 29) , ;\ : "-. : ""--._ ; "-._ : "-. \ `. `. `. 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"-.__j+. `._.-" ;`. `. : : : : .--"" t "-( `. \ / "-.`. \; ; ;`.-" .--"".^. `. `.-"\ :\ `. :__: :`. .-T__.-".-: \ : _ "-._ ; `. `. \; `\ : Y-" _.-" \ ; ;: "-._/ : "-. `. \ : ; ; / .'/ ; : :; U "-._ `. \ ;j:/ : / : : ; / ""--..__`-""+:-+.\ ; ; / ,--^-...__ _.-"; `| "--: : .' ; _. _.-" : ; | ;" :.-".-"_.-" ; ; ; / J.-".-" .--"-. .-" | : / .-".-" : "" bug : | / OOPS WHERE'D I PUT MY PURSE : / : ; ; / ;: _..-' | : / TEE HEE : ; \ : | / ; ; \ ; ; : : ; ; : : `. ; : ; ; \ , `. : \ / : \;"-.__\ : `.: /; ; \ ; \ "-. /: : \ ; `. `. ; ; :/`. \ : "-. `. :: ; `-:\ : "-._ `. .-"; | : \ ; "-._ `..-" : : : \ :__ "-. `. .' ; | ; ) ; "-.J.' | | : : : ; ; : ; ; : \ | :_ ; ; : .' \ | / ; / :_.' ; : : ; ; : | ; :_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-19.txt #2156 TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (Thu, 2005 May 19) %%%% %%%%-( _%%%%%_/ \ ' / _%%%%%%%% - (_) - _%%%%%%%/ \% / , \ %%%%%%%%%\\ \_ %%%%%% \ \\ ) /\_/ /(___. \ '----' ( / ) ---....____/ (_____ __ _ ___ ___ __ _ _ _____ _ _ ___ / )---...___ =-= = -_= -=_= _-=_-_ -=- =-_ ,' ( ```--.._= -_= -_= _-=- -_= _=- ,-' ) ``--._=-_ =-=_-= _-= _ '-._ '-..___( ``-._=_-=_- =_-= ``---....__) `-._-=_-_=- )|)| `-._=-_ gnv '-'-.\_ `-. TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WHAT A LOUSY FUCKING START File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-10.txt #2058 PAC-MAN AND JESUS CHRIST (Thu, 2005 Feb 10) ================================================. .-. .-. .--. | | OO| | OO| / _.-' .-. .-. .-. .''. | | | | | \ '-. '-' '-' '-' '..' | '^^^' '^^^' '--' | ===============. .-. .================. .-. | | | | | | '-' | | | | | | | | ':-:' | | .-. | l42 | '-' | | '-' | ===============' '================' | IT'S LIKE JESUS IS RUNNING FROM GHOSTS IN A MAZE LET'S MAKE PARALLELS BETWEEN JESUS CHRIST AND PAC-MAN FOR INSTANCE COMPARING ENERGIZERS YOU EAT TO SCARE THE MONSTERS TO THE WAFERS THAT ARE THE BODY OF CHRIST AND THE GHOSTS TO UNBELIEVERS AND THE LITTLE DOTS AS I DON'T KNOW MAYBE THEY'RE THE APOSTLES BUT LET'S GO ON AND ON ABOUT IT FOR TWENTY PARAGRAPHS TREATING IT SERIOUSLY EVEN THOUGH IT'S PATHETICALLY RIDICULOUS UNTIL WE'RE ALL TOTALLY SICK OF IT AND WANT TO DIE KIND OF LIKE THE ONION File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-04.txt #2052 PROTEST (Fri, 2005 Feb 4) .--.--.--.--. / / / / |\ / / / / / \ | |> / | | / I'M PROTESTING THE FACT THAT I CAN'T | / THINK OF ANYTHING GOOD TO PROTEST | / RIGHT NOW | __ .' / .' IF I'M NOT CAREFUL SOMEONE WILL FORM / / ANOTHER PROTEST TO PROTEST MY PROTEST !!!! / / ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO COME WITH ANYTHING / ' TO PROTEST / / / / / / WHOSE STREETS ' / / OUR STREETS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-25.txt #2162 INTERNATIONALIZATION AND LOCALIZATION (Wed, 2005 May 25) \\\ (oO) AT THIS POINT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I18N AND L10N /C \ /__/\\ \\__// BECAUSE CLEARLY I AM A LAZY FUCK __> U<__ _\/_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-31.txt #2168 JANE FONDA (Tue, 2005 May 31) sSSSSSs SS;; SSSS S< ?SSS JANE FONDA: AMERICA'S LEAST FAVORITE STUPID WHORE S> SSS ___)(____ ( \/ ) \||, )( ( / ( \\/ /\ / \ \ \./ )==( / / / \//' ( '|\` \ / \ / ) ( / \ jgs / \ / \ `-........-' / ) / ) /_/|/_/| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-08.txt #2206 FREAKING TURTLE (Fri, 2005 Jul 8) . _..------.._ + ,' .-' i `-. ,; . .'. |. `. .'/ `-_ ;. , jl.____ `. .'.' I'M A FREAKING `;-_ ;. ._..---""" """--.:' / TURTLE . `.-..:,-" ,_.-'`'--'`'-9"h` .' . `.`^.,-Ce/ .'"'. _.' / `. 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(`\ \_."._/\...-;..-. `._'._,'` ``` _.:---''` ;-....----'''` / ( + sk/itz | (` `.^' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-25.txt #2285 GRID AIDS (Sun, 2005 Sep 25) .- m\ (( ` /|\ /| REMEMBER BACK WHEN AIDS WAS CALLED GRID __.'/ /'_ AND IT WAS STILL LEGAL TO FAGBASH ,.^"--'_-'| /(// )))) |\ ) !/ ) (((( `E)|/ ( / \ ` ) / ' \ ` ( / ' \ `) / ' (\ / ______.' \ /_.-' /_/ \_\ /, '-.__ (_`__ ejm |`_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-20.txt #2218 WIKI/BLOG (Wed, 2005 Jul 20) _ _ (_\__/(,_ | \ `_////-._ _ _ L_/__ "=> __/`\ (_\__/(,_ |=====;__/___./ | \ `_////-._'-'-'-""""""` J_/___"=> __/`\ I'M STARTING A COMBINATION WIKI/BLOG jgs |=====;__/___./ WHICH I'M GOING TO CALL A WOG '-'-'-"""""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-19.txt #2279 I FAVOR PUFFY REGISTRATION (Mon, 2005 Sep 19) \. ./ \\ // IF I HAD MY WAY I WOULD PASS LEGISLATION WHICH \\ // WOULD MAKE THIS COUNTRY SAFE FROM PUFFIES \`-'/ CJ `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-04.txt #2294 DOUBTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 4) ... .....xxxxxxxxxx.....x##****#x..x#***#x..x#* ... .....xxxxxxx####****##x....x#***#x..x#**#x..x# ... ...................xx#****#x...x#***#...x#**#... .... ... .....xxxxxxxx....x#****#x..x#**#x..x#**#.. ... .... .. .....xxxx###*****#x...x#***#...x#*#x...###x. ... ...... .... ............xx#****#x..x#**#x..x#*#x...x##x .. ..... ..... .... ...xxxxx....x#***x...x#*#x..x###x..xx## .. ...... ..... ..... .. ...xx##****#x..x#**#...x###...x##x...x## ....xx......x.. ...... ..... .....xx#***x...###x...x##x...x#xx...xx ....xx.....xx.....xx........ .... ..xx...x###x...x#x....xxx....xxx...xx ...xxxx...xxx....xxx....xx.....xx.. .. .**#x...xxx....xx....xxx....xxx....x ...xxxx...x#x....x#x...x##x...x##x..x#**.......xxx...x##x...x##x..x##x...x# ...x##x...x##x...x##x..x###x..x#*#x...xx. ........xxx....xxx...xx#x...x# x..x###...x##x...x##x...#**#x..x***#x.... .. .........xx....xxx....xx x...x##x..x#*#x..x#**x..x#**#x..x#***##xx... ..... ...x.....xxx....xx #x..x#*#x..x#*#x..x#**#...#***#x....xxxx... . ..... ..x......xx *#...x**#x..x**#x..x#**#x..x#****#xx...... ..... ...... ..... **x...#**#x..x***x...#***#x...x##**###xxx...... ..... ...... #**x..x#**#x..x#**#x..x#****#x.....xxxxx..... .... ...... x#**#...#***x..x#***#x...x#****#xx......... .... ..... .x#**#x..x***#x..x#***#x....x########xxxxx........ ... . ..x#***x..x#***#x..x#****#xx......xxxxxxx...... .. WHAT KIND OF A GOD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-10.txt #2300 NECK AND NECK (Mon, 2005 Oct 10) ,-'-. _., . ( '("'-' '). ( ' (( |. )\/( ) HURRICANE KATRINA: 900 POINTS '( )) | () |" | | ') ( . ,-. ,-.. __.) STOMPY IRAQI FEET: 800 POINTS /) / ' / PjP / /) / / IT'S NECK AND NECK PEOPLE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-11.txt #2301 FLOPPED THE NUTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 11) _____ |\ ~ /| |}}:{{| SO WHEN I SAY I FLOPPED THE NUTS |}}:{{| _____ I SERIOUSLY WASN'T KIDDING FOLKS |}}:{{| |Joker| |/_~_\| |==%, | | \/>\| ejm98 | _>^^| _____ _____ |/_\/_| _____ |6 | |2 | _____ |5 || ^ ^ | | ^ ||3 | _____ | ^ ^ || ^ ^ | _____ | || ^ ^ ||4 || ^ || ^ ^ ||7 | | ^ || || ^ ^ || ^ ^ ||____9|| ^ ^ | _____ |____Z|| ^ || ||____S| |^ ^ ^||8 | _____ |____E|| ^ ^ | | ^ ^ ||^ ^ ^||9 | |____h| |____L|| ^ ^ ||^ ^ ^| |^ ^ ^||^ ^ ^| |____8||^ ^ ^| |____6| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-05.txt #2295 REMEMBER THE ALAMO (Wed, 2005 Oct 5) ,---') FOLKS THIS IS NOT HOW ( -_-( WE WON THE ALAMO ) .__/ ) _/ _/_( / _.---._ (__/ _ _) ,-._ / o \ //)__(\/,-` |_| O o o O| _\\///==o=\' |O o o O | `-' \ / \O o o/ )___\ `'-.-\\ / ,\ \ ____)_(____ / / \ \ '--..---,,--' /() >() \\_// gnv |\_\ |\_\ /,-.\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-18.txt #2278 SAVED BY A STRANGER (Sun, 2005 Sep 18) ,%/7\\` (/// .\\) (((( - ))) I JUST WANT TO BE HELD, CUDDLED, STRANGLED, ((|)_*_/((( LEFT FOR DEAD, THEN MIRACULOUSLY SAVED ))(/) (\((|) BY A STRANGER AND THEN, AFTER A BRIEF PAUSE, ((((\___/))(\ MOLESTED EVEN WORSE BY HIM AND THEN MURDERED / ,-) (-. \ ( ( ( _ _ ) ) ) \ \ )^ ^ ^( / / ) y y ( \( )/ \_______/ \ / / y / ( ' \ \ \ y-._ hjw |\,' X-' _,T-) / (__,-%_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-21.txt #2219 POOR BIANCA TRUMP (Thu, 2005 Jul 21) , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ BIANCA TRUMP SUCKED BLACK DICK SO SHE / (((\\)\ \ COULDN'T ATTEND THE WHITE POWER RALLY \ \\-_/ / / \ i i / POOR THING, LIFE IS SO UNFAIR (_)=(_) ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ / / \ \ hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-24.txt #2284 NOBODY KNOWS (Sat, 2005 Sep 24) .--------. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU DO TO ME ____/_____|___ \___ AND NOBODY'S PAST IS HISTORY O _ - | _ ,* BUT THE THING THEY SHOULD KNOW SEEMS TO BE Dani '--(_)-------(_)--' THAT IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS AT ALL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-09.txt #2207 BATTLECRUISER MILLENNIUM (Sat, 2005 Jul 9) J""--____ __.._ F i"""--__"" ""-_ J.'| """--__ "-_ + |_____ """--__"""-_ .' ,' | L J"T"-----____ """--__ + +| | L J | J | LJ LJ"T----___| .',' | | | J | J | LJ LJ JJ JJ JJ +,'| | | | J | J J LJ LJ JJ JJ || .'+| | | | | J J J J L L | L LLJJ JJ .''.' | | | | J J J L L L L | L LL LL LL |,' | | | | | J J J L L | L J J L| L| L| J | | | | | | J J J L L | | J J |J |J |J ___J | | | | | | LJ L L | | | J LJ LJ LJ L__________________ | | | | | |__|__LJ__L_L_|_|_J-------------"-__ | | |_L---"" . ""--_____ _-'--"" . hs . HEY GUYS BATTLECRUISER MILLENNIUM IS FREE !!!!!! WELL I GUESS NOT IF YOU CONSIDER THE OPPORTUNITY COST File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-30.txt #2290 LISA FROM THE BLOODHOUND GANG (Fri, 2005 Sep 30) ,sdPBbs. ,d$$$$$$$$b. LOOK THERE'S LISA FROM THE d$P'`Y'`Y'`?$b BLOODHOUND GANG !!!! d' ` ' \ `b / | \ \ / / \ | \ THIRD APPEARANCE FOLKS _,--' | \ | /' _/ \ | \ _/' /' | \ `-.__ __/' ,-' / | | \ `--...__ /' / | / \ \ `-. `\ / /;;,,__-' / / \ \ `-. / |;;;;;;;\ pb \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-30.txt #2167 PYROKINESIS (SORT OF) (Mon, 2005 May 30) . / ) ) / (.; ) (. ,---Q |_/ |_ |____/ I HAVE THE ABILITY TO SET FIRES WITH MY MIND | | | | MY MIND IN TURN CONTROLLING MY HAND AND TELLING |++++| IT TO TURN ON THIS LIGHTER |".".| |++++| WHAT THAT'S TOTALLY LEGITIMATE | | arm |____| SHUT UP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-24.txt #2161 THAT U2 SONG (Tue, 2005 May 24) _______________________________________________________________________ /_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\ ..oooooo...oo.......ooooo... ..oo.......oo.......oo..oo.. ___ ___ ..oooo.....oo.......ooooo... ___ ___ |ooo|ooo| ..oo.......oo.......oo......______ |ooo|ooo| |===|===| ..oooooo...oooooo...oo.....|##:[~]| |===|===| |(O)|(O)| -,-\ Q , ___ _|, Q :!|=m |(O)|(O)| |(O)|(O)| / -..\/H'=i= |###| Q . / .-/|::=m/ |(O)|(O)| |mmm|mmm|___'|__|_,-.[]|\\__|###|__/W\_\_______MKm~'/--=m/)___|mmm|mmm| '=======' | |(apx) | `~'===' (`&}=|" _ {|\ /| /\( '=======' `~.__,-._/'\/'\`-' /'\ '._ ,'`}\ | [M\)|-\| \ /--\'._.~ . `~(_ / //'\ '._MMm ,-._mMM _______________________________`~-'____________________________________apx I TOTALLY LIKE THAT U2 SONG WHERE BONO DOESN'T WASH AND YOU CAN SMELL THE LIQUOR ON HIS BREATH THROUGH THE CD LIKE RETARDS AND WOMEN, IRISHMEN DON'T GET REAL NAMES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-05.txt #2053 PROJECT RUNWAY (Sat, 2005 Feb 5) . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . LET'S WATCH PROJECT . . . . . . . . RUNWAY TO SEE FAGGOTS . . . . . . . . . . CRY . . . .. . . . . . . . . . .. WELL MORE THAN USUAL . . . . . . . . .. ANYWAY . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. . .. . .. . . . . .. . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-18.txt #2155 SUPERNOVA (Wed, 2005 May 18) ___ [_ ] [do\ ] LAST TIME WE DID THIS I DIDN'T \L// SHIT RIGHT FOR A MONTH /XX\\ {XXX{ } \\ XXX N \\=====[===[M] / / / [=[==] \ \ \ Cc doPdoP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-11.txt #2059 HALO 2 (Fri, 2005 Feb 11) ,==. HALO 2 SUBTITLE CHOOSING CONTEST FOLKS !!! CHECK ONE \\// .-~~-. [ ] STILL CAN'T CHECK YOUR SIX EASILY ,",-""-.". | | | | [ ] PLEASE PLEASE DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR USELESS XBOX | | .-"| |. ". `,",-" ,'.". [ ] NOW DOWN TO ONLY FIVE YEARS BETWEEN THE XBOX `| |_,-' | | RELEASE AND THE PC PORT | | | | ". `-._,-' ." [ ] YES MORE ENDLESSLY REPETITIVE LEVELS BECAUSE hjw `-.___,-' WE'RE TOO LAZY TO HIRE ACTUAL LEVEL DESIGNERS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-28.txt #2379 ROW AND SACK (Wed, 2005 Dec 28) | A (?) o________________________________ |$o`"Y888888888 $$ 888888888P"'o$| |."$$o`"Y888888 $$ 888888P"'o$$".| AS A LIMEY I FEEL IT'S MY |8bo."$$o`"Y888 $$ 888P"'o$$".od8| OBLIGATION TO SAY "ROW" OR |8888bo."$$o`"J $$ P"'o$$".od8888| "SACK" AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE |8888888bo.$$oj $$ L$$".od8888888| IN NEWS STORIES |"""""""""""""" $$ """"""""""""""| |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| |=============; $$ :=============| |888888888P"'o| $$ |o`"Y888888888| |888888P"'o$$"j $$ l"$$o`"Y888888| |888P"'o$$".od8 $$ 8bo."$$o`"Y888| |P"'o$$".od8888 $$ 8888bo."$$o`"J| |o$$".od8888888 $$ 8888888bo.$$ojf |""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""' | | | | JF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-14.txt #2365 POLYAMORY IS A GYP (Wed, 2005 Dec 14) %%% %% STRANGELY ENOUGH AFTER CONVERTING TO POLYAMORY %%%.%%. I REALLY DON'T GET MANY MORE DATES SO IT'S A <)_/\ /| TOTAL GYP ___(_,_),_)|___ || // \ / ||rs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-16.txt #2367 CARNITAS BURRITO (Fri, 2005 Dec 16) && &&&&& THIS CARNITAS BURRITO WOULD NEVER &&&\/& &&& ABUSE IRAQI PRISONERS &&|,/ |/& && &&/ / /_& && MMMM DELICIOUS OPPRESSOR \ { |_____/_& { / / &&& `, \{___________/_&& } }{ \ }{{ \____& {}{ `&\&& {{} && , -=-~{ .-^- _ ejm `} { File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-02.txt #2353 STROGGOS WAR (Fri, 2005 Dec 2) .-. | |____________________________________________________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | .'`. |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |-mbfh-------------------------------------------.'****> `. | |_______________________________________________.'***.' `. .'| | `**' `-.___.' `-' I WONDER IF THE STROGGS REALIZE THEY'RE .'*`. HURTING OUR FEELINGS !?!!??!!? `._.' . . .'*`. MAYBE IF WE GAVE INTO THEIR DEMANDS .'*`. `._.' THEY'D LEAVE US ALONE ?!?!?!?! I WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR KUCINICH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-07.txt #2055 TSUNAMI THREAT (Mon, 2005 Feb 7) ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' ` THERE IS NO TSUNAMI THREAT THERE IS NO TSUNAMI THREAT YES THERE HAVE BEEN HORRIFIC ACTS OF TSUNAMIS AND YES THERE WILL BE ACTS OF TSUNAMIS AGAIN BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT THERE IS SOME MASSIVE TSUNAMI THREAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-13.txt #2061 EVER SO HUMBLE (Sun, 2005 Feb 13) _ _ FRENCH: ENGLISH: __// |___. JOUET BE IT EVER SO |'_ '--' _ | POUR HUMBLE THERE'S `(_)----(_)'= CHATS NO PLACE LIKE METHLAB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-26.txt #2163 SECOND WORST (Thu, 2005 May 26) ^__^ / (oo)\_______/ _________ (__)\ )=( ____|_ \_____ ||----w | \ \ \_____ | || || || || THIS IS THE SECOND WORST BLOWJOB EVER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-26.txt #2286 I WANT OFF (Mon, 2005 Sep 26) I WANT OFF THIS BANG BUS .---------------------------. /,--..---..---..---..---..--. `. //___||___||___||___||___||___\_| [j__ ######################## [_| \============================| .==| |"""||"""||"""||"""| |"""|| /======"---""---""---""---"=| =|| |____ []* ____ | ==|| // \\ // \\ |===|| hjw "\__/"---------------"\__/"-+---+' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-23.txt #2221 FREE MUMIA (Sat, 2005 Jul 23) /|_ .-----------------------. ,' .\ / | I SHOT HIM !!!!!!! | ,--' _,' | I HOPE THE | / / | MOTHERFUCKER DIES !!! | ( -. | `-----------------------' | ) | (`-. '--.) `. )----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-13.txt #2303 CONSPIRACY DUCK: COMMENTS (Thu, 2005 Oct 13) # I'M A COMMENT // I'M A COMMENT TOO /* WE NEVER LANDED ON THE MOON */ (* THE HOLOCAUST WAS FAKED *) REM THE GOVERNMENT IS RUN BY REPTILIAN ALIENS ' THE 9/11 ATTACKS WERE A TRICK TO TAKE AWAY OUR LIBERTIES ; ALIENS CREATED THE PYRAMIDS NOT THE EGYPTIANS ~ HITLER'S CLONES ARE ALIVE AND WELL IN COLD STORAGE IN BAVARIA o< SEE AS A SOFTWARE ENGINEER I JUST PUT MY CONSPIRACY THEORIES IN COMMENTS IN THE CODE I'M WRITING AS WORK FOR HIRE !!! THAT WAY THEY WILL NEVER DIE BY THE WAY THE LAST COMMENT IS FOR LOGO !!!! REPEAT 4 [FORWARD 10 FUCK OFF] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-07.txt #2297 GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING (Fri, 2005 Oct 7) ___ ////// (__|_______--/| / /// __/ +--+| |-\| (> )/ |_|ooo+--+|_| /_ / `-------' |_, // |___/ GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING ...... SICK AND TIRED OF FAGGOT SHIT ON BRAVO ALSO I'M PRETTY SURE THAT PBS IS A FAGGOT CHANNEL BUT AT LEAST IT'S A LITTLE MORE SUBTLE ABOUT IT I MEAN YOU CAN BE RELIABLY INFORMED THAT PBS SUCKS A COCK OR TWO BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IN THE PRIVACY OF ITS OWN HOME BUT HOLY GOD BRAVO'S JUST THERE WITH ITS MOUTH OPEN AND THE DICKS ALL AROUND AND SPIT AND JIZZ EVERYWHERE BASICALLY WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT BRAVO'S THE TV VERSION OF GAG FACTOR File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-06.txt #2296 PEOPLE'S LIBERATION ARMY (Thu, 2005 Oct 6) _..-------++._ _.-'/ | _|| \"--._ __.--'`._/_\j_____/_||___\ `----. _.--'_____ | \ _____ / _j /,---.\ | =o | /,---.\ |_ [__]==// .-. \\==`===========/==// .-. \\=[__] `-._|\ `-' /|___\_________/___|\ `-' /|_.' hjw `---' `---' DICE AND EA HAD TO CRIPPLE THE USMC AND MEC PLAYERS' DRIVING ABILITIES SO THAT THINGS WOULD BE MORE FAIR FOR THE PLA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-12.txt #2302 USELESS DUMP OF A MOVIE (Wed, 2005 Oct 12) . . A.I. !!!!!!!!!! PROOF THAT EVEN STEVEN SPIELBERG + : . TAKES BIG STUPID USELESS DUMPS OF A MOVIE (YOU : _ KNOW LIKE THAT TALENTLESS HACK GEORGE LUCAS) . ! ' (_) ,|.' HEY I HAVE AN IDEA !!!! HOW ABOUT A ROBOT WHICH - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - FEELS LOVE !!! THAT WAY IT CAN SUFFER FOR OUR ,`|'`. ENTERTAINMENT IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE A POINT WHICH , ! . IS SUPPOSED TO BE TOUCHING BUT INSTEAD IS JUST : : " RIDICULOUS . --+-- .: . ! FOLKS IT'S EPIC SCIENCE FICTION BY PEOPLE WHO WOULDN'T KNOW EPIC SCIENCE FICTION IF IT MET THEM IN THE GROCERY STORE, WENT ON A FEW DATES WITH O!o THEM, FINALLY GOT THE NERVE TO GO ALL THE WAY AND WHEN ULTIMATELY ITS ADVANCES WERE REJECTED, RAPED AND KILLED THEM SAYING DURING THEIR LAST LIVING MOMENTS, "I AM EPIC SCIENCE FICTION AND YOU'RE NOT !!! DIE MOTHERFUCKER" OKAY SORRY I GOT SIDETRACKED A LITTLE THERE AND RAN OUT OF SCENERY SORRY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-22.txt #2220 DICTION (Fri, 2005 Jul 22) _. _.-----'' `\ __..-----''' `. < `\. '\ :. `. `\ `:. `. `-. `:\ N o `. `+. `:. A s i `. __.===::::;) . r I `: c ___.__>'::::::a:f/' C A `. _,===:::=-'-=-"""'' i d t '-/:::'' '' y I PUT THE DICK IN DICTIONARY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-27.txt #2287 JUST IN CASE (Tue, 2005 Sep 27) <<<<$Oo===) I SLEEP IN THE NUDE /\ ### < ____/ JUST IN CASE THE POLICE \ [.[.]-=## -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\- /_ )# _____'-'______|\/______________ |__ # _______________________________] \___/ | | .'\$/\`-. | _...._ | ( `.Y.' ( ) | ,-' '-_ |____|:__o___|_|_ | / \ |________________] | | | | | | | | | | | \ / | | | -_ ,- | |____ | `-...,-' | | | | | |_____________________________|_______________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-30.txt #2047 THE FLOORPLAN (Sun, 2005 Jan 30) ____ ____ / __ \_________/ __ \ I n t e r i o r , L e v e l 6 / / \___________/ \ \ --------------------------------- \ \ o oo o / / / / oo----. \ \ / / 8 __oo `.1 \ \ 1 ......... HUGE GAY DICKS BASHING YOUR __/ /\ .~ || 2 \ \ \__ MOUTH AND FACE 24/7 / __/ \ .' 9.-'`-. | /\__ \ 2 .......................... VOMITORIUM / / o \|__: o :_____|/ o \ \ 3 ......................... PLANETARIUM \ \__ 7 .---: 10 :------.3 __/ / 4 ........................ GAY DISCO #4 \__ \ / `-..-' \/ __/ 5 ... ANOTHER GAY DISCO (???? WTF?????) \ \/\ 5 || / / 6 ........... BASE COMMANDER'S QUARTERS \ \ `. || 4 / / AND GAY DISCO \ \ o~`---|| o / / 7 .... TOILET (ACTUALLY HOLE IN GROUND) / /6 ____||_____ \ \ 8 ...................... DO NOT GO HERE \ \__/ _________ \__/ / 9 .................. SUCK & FUCK CENTRE \____/ \____/ 10 ..................... RECEPTION AREA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-24.txt #2041 REALLY GOOD HEAD (Mon, 2005 Jan 24) SERVICE ___......__ _ GUARANTEES _.-' ~-_ _.=a~~-_ CITIZENSHIP ?? .-.-_----------~ .--. _ -.__.-~ ( ___==> '''--...__ ( \ \\\ { ) _.-~ LET'S NOT BE =_ ~_ \\-~~~//~~~~-=-~ SO HASTY NOW |-=-~_ \\ \\ |_/ =. ) ~} IT'S EASIER JUST TO |} || GIVE UP AND GIVE HEAD // || _// {{ REALLY GOOD HEAD '='~' \\_ ~~' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-28.txt #2257 THEM (Sun, 2005 Aug 28) \_/ '-0-' WHENEVER I SMELL FORMIC ACID I SCREAM "THEM" --0-- .-0-. \_/ '-0-' --0-- .-0-. \_/ '-0-' --0-- IS THAT NORMAL jgs .-0-. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-05.txt #2173 QUICK TIP (Sun, 2005 Jun 5) |> |> HERE'S A HANDY QUICK TIP FOLKS |_____| /\|/\|/\\ WHENEVER YOU RECEIVE EMAIL FROM SOMEONE __/ L L L L \/\ ALWAYS CHECK THE DOMAIN NAME IN REVERSE //\\ L L L L L | ORDER !!!! | L | L L L L L | |> |> __| L | L L L L L | |__ | / L \L | L L L L L |__/\|/\ /\_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ L L \ IF YOU SEE: | L | L L L L L L L L L L |L L L | /\ | L | L L L L L L L L L L |L L L |__|| CA ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ||___________ PRECEDED BY Rc________|| // L L L / L L L //\\ // L L L / QC L L L // \\ // L L L / _______// /\ \\ ||__________| -------|| [] || || [] [] [] | L L L || || || | THEN YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND DELETE IT =======|| || [] [] [] | WITHOUT READING IT BECAUSE IT'S ///////|| || | JUST THOSE FUCKING QUEBECOIS FAGGOTS [] [] || || [] [] [] | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-18.txt #2035 WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW (Tue, 2005 Jan 18) _o,:o?\?dM&MHcc~,. WHAT ..^':&#""HMMMMMMMM$:?&&?. .` -` 'HMMMMMMMMMHMMMp\. THE . ' |MMMMMMMMMMMMMM"' . . `9MMMMMMMMMMMMM -. WORLD - `*9MMMMMHH##[ . - `\Z9MMM `~\ . NEEDS : '| ?MMb_?p""-?v.. : - `"'*&#, - . NOW : `?,oHH#? . -- |MMMMH,: IS : . |MMMMMM6, : - |MMMMMMMM ? HMMMMMMP -- . ' |HMMMMM' LESS :.` . ' JMMMM+ PEOPLE \ ,MMMP: FUCKING : |MMH?: STUFFED -:\. dM#" . ANIMALS \ ,H*' .' -. d':..' ` . .,.- '-.. .\oooodov~^-` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-11.txt #2179 CIVIL PROTECTION (Sat, 2005 Jun 11) _ |_t+.__________________......_ /;_ ;________________/ : \ t""o.\__ WHEN I SHOOT CIVIL PROTECTION :---|------------------t-----^-`--' / I FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF \__L___________________\____________\ ""-. o .--. \--'/ l .-t+. \ ( l) ;"" : / l `--" o; Y *BLAM* (SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE) """""";: .-. :\ :: '-' ;\ ;; : ; :: bug ;| ;'-------'; '"------"" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-21.txt #2342 JON B. (Mon, 2005 Nov 21) __ / _,\ \_\ HANDS UP WHO'S TIRED OF JON B. ,,,, _,_) # /) (= =)D__/ __/ // C/^__)/ _( ___// \_,/ -. '-._/,--' _\\_, / -//. \_ \_/ -,._ _ ) ) [PAUSE] \/ / ) / / \-__,/ ( ( ( \.__,-)\_ )\_ / -( b'ger / -(//// OKAY HANDS UP WHO KNOWS WHO JON B. IS //// File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-09.txt #2330 A BRILLIANT MARKETING CAMPAIGN IF EVER THERE WAS ONE (Wed, 2005 Nov 9) . .OO .OOOO .OOOO' OOOO' .-~~~~-. OOO' / (o)(o) .OOOOOO `O .OOOOOOO. / .. | .OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO/\ \____/ .OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO/ \\ ,\_/ .OOOOOOO%%OOOOOOOOOOOOO(#/\ /. .OOOOOO%%%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\ \\ \/OO. .OOOOO%%%%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\ \/OOOO. OOOOO%%%%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\_\/\OOOOO OOOOO%%%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\###)OOOO OOOOOO%%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO `OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' .-~~\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' / _/ `\(#\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' / / \ / `~~\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' |/' `\// \\ \OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' THOMAS ALVA EDIBUHHHHHHHHHHH `-.__\_,\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' PABLO PICASUHHHHHHHHHHHHH jgs `OO\#)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' ALBERT UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH `OOOOOOOOO''OOOOOOOOO' `""""""' `""""""' THINKING DIFFERENT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-28.txt #2135 KATAMARI DAMACY (Thu, 2005 Apr 28) .,aad888PPPPP888baa,. ,ad88P""Y8P' `"""Y88ba, ,ad8P"' ,8P' `"Y8ba, ,ad88P' ,8P' ""Yba, a8P"Y8P d8' `"Y8a a8P' d8' 88,,,aaaaaaddd888888888bbaa,, `Y8a a8P' ,8P 8888PPP"""""""'' ``""YY88daadY8a ,88" d8' 88 ``"Y8888, d88" 88 88 `"Y8b 888P 8I Y8, `88 8888' 8I `8b ,,aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,, `88 d8'88 8I Y8badd88PP""""""""""YY88888bbaa,,, `8b d8' 88 Y8, `Y8Y"" ``""Y888ba, `8b ,8P 8I "8b `8b `""Y8b, Y8, d8' 8I Y8, `8b "Y8a8b 88 Y8, `8b `8b, `Y88 88 I8b Y8, `8ba,______________ 88 88 `88, `8b, `Y88888888888888888bbaa,. 88 88 I8b `8b, 88" 88""""Y88bba, 88 88 88, "Y8, 88 88 ""888ba, 88 Y8, `Y8, `Y8a ,8P ,8P 88""Y88b, ,8P `8b `8b, "8b, ,d8' ,8P' ,8P "88bd8' 88, "8b, `Y8a. ,d8' ,d8' ,88' `Y88 `8b `Y8, "Y8b, ,d8' ,d8' ,88" d8' Y8, `Y8b "Y888P' ,8P' ,88" ,8P Y8, "8b, ,d8P' ,8P' ,88" ,8P Y8, `Y8b, ,d8P" d8" a88' ,8P Y8a "Y8ba, ,ad8P" ,8P' d8P' a8P "8b, "Y8888P"' ,dP" ,88" ,d8" Y8b,,,,aad88P"" ,a8P" ,d8P' ,d8P "Y888PP""' ,a8P" ,a8P" ,ad8P" "Y8ba, ,ad8P" ,a8P" ,ad8P" "Y88ba, ,,ad8P"' ,adPI' ,ad88P" "Y8888P" ,,adPI" ,aad88P" ""Y88bbbaaaadd88888bad88P"" """"""""""""""" NV IF I ROLL THIS BALL AROUND SOME MORE AND CONTINUE TO PICK UP MORE SHIT WILL THIS GAME EVENTUALLY BECOME FUN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-21.txt #2097 THE FIRST AND FOURTH SPICE GIRLS (Mon, 2005 Mar 21) \_, _ _ \.= \\ /,~,"\ // _ __ !!!,,, _ _ ___ \\ /|o_o|( // /.-. | !!'''!!! .'_"_'. ;---,\ :\)\'=/ /'/ ||o_o|| !!!a,a!!! /|o_o|| )o,o)| \(-._.-\' |,\= || !!.=.|!! | \='/| _| =/ \_ '\ Y / .--' '-. (^( .-' '-. \~} / /'_/(-._ ( J\ \/| ) | : | / .--Y-.\\ \\/ .-,-. \// \|( |/ '.\ \\==== // _/ : (_ ( /\ -/ / \_/\----|\/ ) \_' \\ \\==// \ \'.__.'/ \\| \8" \ , ( ) \;= snd || || / |'-,-'| 9/ ) )---\ |____|\) /|/ /)| \ | / /_____/ / | ) \_||_/ | | | | | / ) ) / \ ( / \ | | )| ) | | | | |/\/ // \| | / \ \ |/ |/ |-| |-| /|/| |/ |\ |__| \__| _/ |/ | '-' '-' [_[_/ /| '=' /:( ):\ (_,(__,] '= '-' '-' I ALWAYS MIX UP MEL C AND MEL B !!!!!! WHICH IS THE ONE THAT'S TIED UP IN MY CLOSET AGAIN ?????? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-09.txt #2085 FAT ACTRESS (Wed, 2005 Mar 9) _/ HEY IS IT JUST ME OR IS _,_/_ KIRSTIE ALLEY KIND OF FAT NOW (/ < \) _/|\_ (/ | \) \) __ <`-,-,_,-, ,-,_,-,-'7 __ \_;> ^ _<---' `--->_ ^ <`_/ ) _,-' `-,_ ( / / \ \ __ ,' / \ `, )_\ _,-' / \ \ \_ _,-_-,_ _,-' / _,-_-,_ _,-', \ \_/\,_ ` `' \ /\,_ ` ' \ /\,_ ` | _/\,_ ` | |\,_` ) , < __/ |\,_` ) , < \\_`/,_,_ _\,_ _/ _/ /_/ \\_`/,_,__\,_ _/ _/ |\_/\,_| ` )=| |=( |\_/\,_| )=| |=( /\_/ \_| \-| |-/ /\_/ \_| \-| |-/ \ ) < ) < / \ > \ ) < ) < / \ > \\ \\ \| |/ \\ \\ \| |/ \\_ \\_ /| |\_ \\_ \\_ /| |\_ mic ),_\ )_\ /_( )_\ ),_\ )_\ /_( )_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-14.txt #2121 NAME THAT APHORISM (Thu, 2005 Apr 14) ______________________ Q | | ___|\_.-, | FOOL ME ONCE, S\ Q~\___ \| | SHAME ON YOU |( )o 5) Q | |\\ \_ () | FOOL ME TWICE, | \'. _'/'. | NOW THAT'S AMORE .-. '-( x< \ | ,o /\, '. ) /'\\ |______ \'.__.----/ .'\ '.-'/ \\ snd '---'q__/.'__ ; / \\_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-15.txt #2122 NINE DOLLARS A WEEK (Fri, 2005 Apr 15) HHHHHH HHHHHH IIIIII (PAID ANNOUNCEMENT) HHHH HHHH IIII JUST NINE DOLLARS A HHHH HHHH IIII MONTH CAN FEED A HUNGRY HHHH HHHH IIII SEX OFFENDER FOR ONE HHHHHHHHHHHHHH IIII WEEK HHHHHHHHHHHHHH IIII HHHHHHHHHHHHHH IIII WON'T YOU HELP THE COLD HHHH HHHH IIII AND HUNGRY CHILD MOLESTERS HHHH HHHH IIII WHO HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO HHHH HHHH IIII HHHHHH HHHHHH IIIIII SIGN HERE AND HERE AND INITIAL HERE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-08.txt #2084 EVERY TIME A BELL RINGS (Tue, 2005 Mar 8) _ .-'`,; /_.-' ( EVERY TIME A BELL RINGS I'M KILLING 100 MILLION SPERM `-. #\ \_ / `\\ \\ (ATTA BOY, CLARENCE) jgs \\ \) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-01.txt #2108 EVERYBODY ON THE TRAIN (Fri, 2005 Apr 1) oooOOOOOOOOOOO" Chuckles o ____ :::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::: __|-----|__ Y_,_|[]| --++++++ |[][][][][][][][]| |[][][][][][][][]| | [] [] | {|_|_|__|;|______|;|________________|;|________________|;|_________|; /oo--OO oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ EVERYBODY WHO DOESN'T WORSHIP JESUS ONTO THE TRAIN YOU TOO COCKSUCKERS, GYPSIES, QA ENGINEERS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-29.txt #2136 PUTTING MICHAEL MOORE TO GOOD USE (Fri, 2005 Apr 29) .-._.--._ / / -. | \ |__ ,-'______.-' WHEN THE WORLD ENDS I'M FINDING MICHAEL MOORE '( c-(_)(_)__ BECAUSE I BET HE'LL MAKE A GOOD LIFE RAFT \ .._ . ) WITH TRAINING \ / `-' /\-|\_ /-. \ / ( , o)\ | | o)\ c - _/\\ / \ \=====| | //======| | / =====_/ |/\===/=/ )==)=) (==|=| | |=|______ (_.-. ) ) '--''-' [nabis] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-20.txt #2096 VALENTINE'S DAY (Sun, 2005 Mar 20) I'M A CUNT / / SO NO HEAD THEN ?????? ___ //\\\\\\ ` \`..(@) ' / : \\\\ (@)(@) / /(@) , / \ ~L~ )\\\\ \ \ '\(__``',.. ' / /\_~ / |||| \ , | ~~~--/__ ` / ////| |//// // / ^\\\\ / ||||^ ~~~~~~--------~/ / x) // / / ( ( _____---~~~~~\| < @) ( )| / / / /( | \^\ \____/ / \ / ~~~\ \ _ _ __ \ \/ \ \ |\\|) |~~ ~~\_ /^\/^\ \ )) ) ' ~ \__/\ / / \ \| | | | | ` , \ \/ /- \ \ / / |______| \ / \ \ /-/ / | || | , ` ~~ /~~~~~~)`--'' ( || | ' / / / \ | | , < < < \| / , \ __\\__\ /_^|| /~___|~___| W< File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-08.txt #2329 MITOCHONDRIAL EVE (Tue, 2005 Nov 8) .... S,, SS S(< ?SS SS ~ SSS MITOCHONDRIAL EVE WAS A WHORE |// __S_/ /_SSSS -\ ) / S SSS |\/ (. )( .)SS\S | \/ | SSS \ \ / S| SSS \ \ ` SS/ , SSSS | / S SSS\ :; SS( SSSS \| \ SSSS SSSS |'\) SS|SSSSS / S| SS/ S /S ~~~~~~~| S/ ,SS~~~~~~~~~~ b'ger ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-20.txt #2341 MISQUOTING FLAVA FLAV (Sun, 2005 Nov 20) ___ ___ (@ )__( @) / \ ( ____________ ) /\_____________/\ 9/11 IS A JOKE / \ / | | \ / | | | | \ / | | | | \ ( | | | | ) ______\ | | | | /______ <__________| |________| |___________> | | | | VWWV VWWV File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-19.txt #2036 VOTING FOR RALPH NADER (Wed, 2005 Jan 19) ______ _.' _..._\ _/ .'_..._ ' I'M VOTING FOR RALPH NADER BECAUSE .' / /.'==..=\: I LIKED HIM ON HAPPY DAYS (AND THEN LATER '._\ \\ O _O<' WHEN HE WAS A MOUSE WHO RODE A MOTORCYCLE) _/_/ ._'._).'_ / / \_/ .=== \ \ \ | / | \ \ \ | |/ '-._ | . / '.\ / \__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-10.txt #2178 HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR (Fri, 2005 Jun 10) _ .' \ AND ALL YOU CANCER PATIENTS CAN | \ _ SUCK ON MY CHALKY DICK TOO | _ \ ( ) | (o) \/ ' . _ \/ / (o) \ / . ' ._/| (()) | | __| rjm/jrjc ' / __) \__.' / (___.' HOW'S THAT ABCGI YOU USELESS LITTLE CUNT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-04.txt #2172 KATE BUSH (Sat, 2005 Jun 4) ________ /________\ //( ( ( ( \\ || ((|| IF WE HIT KATE BUSH REALLY HARD ||) ) ` ) )|| DO YOU THINK SHE'LL SNAP OUT OF IT || (\___( ( || OR WHAT \|) ) \)_|/ / ((\_v_/ \ / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ | | | | `~~| |~~' |\ /| | \ / | |___V___| | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| / \ / \ ______/ \_______ ============================ Alyssa File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-29.txt #2258 THIRD GRADE (Mon, 2005 Aug 29) YOU WON'T GO OUT WITH ME ??!?!?!?? *POW* __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / | ./ _."." _." / |"----" _." jjs \ I'M IN THIRD GRADE SO I SHOW STILL AFFECTION THROUGH VIOLENCE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-25.txt #2042 BEST MOVIE EVER (Tue, 2005 Jan 25) .-""`````````""-. /'-.___________.-'\ THE COOK, THE THIEF, HIS WIFE, ; ; HER LOVER, AND THE TWO HOURS OF | __.......__ | MY LIFE THAT ARE GONE AND I CAN |.-'` ~ `'-.| NEVER GET BACK |::-.___~______~.-'`| ;:::::. ; \::::. / ':::::. .' `-:::::.._.-' | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs ___| |___ .-'` | | `'-. ( `"""` ) '._ _.' `"""""""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-01.txt #2230 EAT UP (Mon, 2005 Aug 1) ) ( ( ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ( ) ( ( ) ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ) ___.--. ) GREAT, LITTLE SHITBALLS ) ) .''. .''...' ..'''. ( ( _.-~~~-.''';''., ''-. ; ; I ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY ) ) :' .----------------------. THIS KIND OF FOOD ( .' (______________________) ) '; (~| . |~) ..''; \| oOo |/ ..'''.. '. | \|/ | cfbd `.......'..' \____________________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-15.txt #2244 FAT CAMP (Mon, 2005 Aug 15) /@@@@@\ @@'''''@@ NO FAT CHICKS IN HERE @@ o o @@ @@ - @@ SENT BY TRAIN OFF TO A CAMP @@ * @@ @@| |@@ GASSED IN THE SHOWERS @@ @@ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-31.txt #2048 JIZZ WAVES (Mon, 2005 Jan 31) ______ ,'" "-._ ,' "-._ _._ ; __,-'/ | ;| ,-' _,'"'._,. |: _,' |\ `. : \ _,-' | \ `. MY DONG IS A \ \ ,-' | \ \ CYLINDRICAL WAVEGUIDE \ '. .-. | \ \ \ " | : I HOPE YOUR MOUTH IS `. `. | | PROFICIENT WITH `. "-._ | ; BESSEL FUNCTIONS / |`._ `-._ L / / | \ `._ "-.___ _,' / | \_.-"-.___ """" \ : /""" `._\_ __.'_ __,--''_ ' "--'''' \_ `-._ __,--' .' /_ | __. `-._ `-._ < `. `-.-'' __,-' _,-' `. `. _,-'" _,-' `. ''"lka _,-' `. _,-' `. _,-' `. __,'" `'" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-03.txt #2232 PRESUMPTIVE POSITIVE (Wed, 2005 Aug 3) ____________ |_* *| /)_)* |* THIS DONG IS PRESUMPTIVE POSITIVE FOR DUNG |*| * *|* * \o/* * |* * * |\| * *|*|\* ejm__|/\*_*_|*| |* / / \| |* |* \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-27.txt #2044 WELSH NEED NOT APPLY (Thu, 2005 Jan 27) ~~ ~~ THIS IS WHY WE DON'T || || LET WELSH PEOPLE HOLD @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ PUBLIC OFFICE !!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ / @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\___ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ -___/ \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-17.txt #2246 TO THE LIONS (Wed, 2005 Aug 17) ,w. ,YWMMw ,M , _.---.._ __..---._.'MMMMMw,wMWmW, _.-"" """ YP"WMMMMMMMMMb, .-' __.' .' MMMMW^WMMMM; _, .'.-'"; `, /` .--"" :MMM[==MWMW^; ,mM^" ,-'.' / ; ; / , MMMMb_wMW" @\ ,MM:. .'.-' .' ; `\ ; `, MMMMMMMW `"=./`-, WMMm__,-'.' / _.\ F"""-+,, ;_,_.dMMMMMMMM[,_ / `=_} "^MP__.-' ,-' _.--"" `-, ; \ ; ;MMMMMMMMMMW^``; __| / .' ; ; ) )`{ \ `"^W^`, \ : / .' / ( .' / Ww._ `. `" / Y, `, `-,=,_{ ; MMMP`""-, `-._.-, fsc (--, ) `,_ / `) \/"") ^" `-, -;"\: `""" `""" `"' `---" CAN'T WE JUST FEED BAD PEOPLE TO THE LIONS ALONG WITH THE CHRISTIANS OR DOES THAT VIOLATE SOME AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-12.txt #2180 GOBSMACKED (Sun, 2005 Jun 12) z $b$$F F" 4$$P" r *$$$".c... WHEN BRITS SAY "GOBSMACKED" I JUST %-4$$$$$$$$" HAVE TO BEAT OFF RIGHT THEN AND THERE J$*$$$$$$P (NO WAITING) ^r4$$$$$$" *f*$$*" ".4 *$$$$$$. 4ee%.e. .$$$$$$$$r 4$$$$$$b P$**)$$$$b e..4$$$$$$$" $$$$$$c. 3$$$$$$$$*" " ^"$$$$$$c *$$$$$$$$$. *$$$$$$$. ..$$$$$$$L c ..J$$$$$$$b d"$$$$$$$F .@$$$$$$$$$$$P".. ..$$$$$$$$$$ d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ =$$$$$$P"" " .e$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ *"" $**$$$$$$$$$$$$$$* "".$$$$$$$$$C . .z$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"" .$$$*"^**" " =P" " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-06.txt #2174 NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER (Mon, 2005 Jun 6) uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u" uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$" ... "$... ...$" ... "$$$ ... "$$$ $ $ $$$u `"$$$$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$ $$$ $$$ $ $ $$$$$$uu "$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$ """ u$$$ $ $ $$$""$$$ $$$$ $$$u "$$$" u$$ $$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$....,$$$$$..$$$$$....,$$$$..$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u """""""""""""""""" u" NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER SO I QUIT """""""""""""""""""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-22.txt #2343 A LAST REQUEST (Tue, 2005 Nov 22) .-. __ / \ __ ( `'.\ /.'` ) '-._.(;;;)._.-' DUNK ME IN DICK .-' ,`"`, '-. (__.-'/ \'-.__)/)_ \ /\ / / ) '-' | \/.-') , | .'/\'..) |\ |/ | \_) \ | | \_/ | \ / \|/ _, jgs / __/ / | _/ _.' |/__/ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-22.txt #2098 SPIDER-MAN (Tue, 2005 Mar 22) /mmmm\ C o o D | o | | _ / WHO AM I ??? |_u_| ___ |_u_| / \ I'M SPIDER-MAN !!!! |_u_| | | | | | | / | \ | | ( )Y( )__/ / .__-----__.__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-17.txt #2124 LOW CARB CRAZE (Sun, 2005 Apr 17) .--.--.--.--. / / / / |\ NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS "LOW CARB" / / / / / \ GETS A FIST UP THE ASS | |> / | | / | / | / | __ .' / .' / / / / / ' / / / / / / ' / / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-03.txt #2110 NAME THAT SONG (Sun, 2005 Apr 3) . . CARBON STARS WITH ANCIENT SATELLITES COLONIZED + : . BY SENTIENT FUNGI .... : _ . ! ' (_) GAS GIANTS INHABITED BY VAST METEOROLOGICAL ,|.' INTELLIGENCES ....... - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - ,`|'`. WORLDS STRETCHED THIN ACROSS THE MEMBRANES , ! . WHERE THE DIMENSIONS INTERSECT ....... : : " . --+-- ..... IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE WITH OUR .: O!o . ! LIMITED VOCABULARY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-02.txt #2109 YOU CAN'T RAPE A SLUT (Sat, 2005 Apr 2) _"_ % YOU CAN'T RAPE A SLUT (< ? ` " SORRY IT'S JUST A LAW OF NATURE, LIKE GRAVITY __||___ |\___//_\ OKAY WELL MAYBE I SUPPOSE YOU COULD RAPE (' | ') \\ ONE IF IT WAS ASLEEP BUT THAT'S GETTING PRETTY __|\ , / |/ ACADEMIC, NO JURY WOULD EVER CONVICT /: / \ :: \| ######o /| OR MAYBE IF THEY WERE NORMAL SLUTS BUT DIDN'T ######## \) TAKE IT IN THE POOPER YEAH I GUESS THAT WOULD ######## BE ANOTHER EXAMPLE MR. BRINGDOWN \ : / \: / THIS IS A LOT THE IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST -- THING %%% %% ONLY WITH SLUTS AND MAYBE RAPE % /:\ |/|, b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-16.txt #2123 REASON TO BUY A TREO #329 (Sat, 2005 Apr 16) o#######o o###########o SERIOUSLY IF LEONARD SHELBY HAD A TREO o#############o HE COULD HAVE GOTTEN BY MUCH MORE EASILY ################# ###### \########o '#;^ _^,/---\#####! ,` /^_ .-~^~-.__\# / ^\/,,@@@,, ;| | \!!@@@@@!! ^, #. .\; '9@@@P' ^, ###./^ ----,_^^ /@-._ ^--._,o@@@@@@ ^;@@@@@@@@@ ^-;@@@@ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-23.txt #2099 WOMEN FROM SPAIN (Wed, 2005 Mar 23) ,v-, < , ) `_A_ /"\ / "P `-",V B" /"\ ,-,/\T_D, ,'( ) D ,7 P ) \ \( -' _A_"--',T H. ..-H'-\ _A_ /"\ ,;T___( ,/ | /"\ , _/" ,| C8>'" ( _ _A_ `q _ "" ) _A_ _./"\ ) <,sm> _/' /"\ | ""-._.H ,/ / _A_ ,-._,'`. \ _A_ ,/ /"\/ _A_ \ './"\ __, / /" /"\ '-."`. -="p"" ""\ _P" !_! "W " H \_ """"" ---// ( =' `"-' `w """' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-23.txt #2344 ADELE STEPHENS' MOUSTACHE (Wed, 2005 Nov 23) .---. / /"\ \ )/a a\( ( ( - ) ) COULD SOMEONE SHAVE ADELE STEPHENS' MOUSTACHE )_) (_( .'\ /'. /,(_\ /_),\ \\ \ ^ / // \\/ \// (/-._.-\) | T | | | | \ | / \ | / jgs )|( / | \ `-`-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-07.txt #2175 IF IT WASN'T FOR DRINKING (Tue, 2005 Jun 7) _.,_ ,-'.' .`-, ;; '. ' `. ;` - _ _,-; ' ; `. ,% .-, - ,_.,-'` ';; ; : ;%' | | \ ___ _._,-`'\ `'-`' _.,' `. ) __,--`-,,`' ,._,.-`-., _.,-.--.-,`''` | _| |__ `---'////\ / .-, `-`-^--`'^`-...,,| | |.,/ //\)(/ `-\.-. | `-' ( .-; | | ,. `-~ ~~-. `._.' ,/ / `~ ~~~ ~~ /,.`) // / IF IT WASN'T FOR DRINKING WE'D ALL /_ `/ HAVE TO TAKE UP WEIGHT LIFTING OR ( `/ MOUNTAIN CLIMBING OR MARATHONS `-' mic OR SOME SHIT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-13.txt #2181 FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE JEWS (Mon, 2005 Jun 13) .--//-//-//------------/"\ / === === === j l \ === === === l j `--\\-\\-\\------------\_/ FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE JEWS AND I DID NOT SPEAK OUT BECAUSE WHAT ELSE IS NEW THEN THEY CAME FOR THE COMMUNISTS AND I DID NOT SPEAK OUT BECAUSE DUH, THEY DESERVED IT THEN THEY CAME FOR THE TRADE UNIONISTS AND I DID NOT SPEAK OUT BECAUSE I WAS BUSY WATCHING PORN THEN THEY CAME FOR ME WHICH WAS OKAY I SUPPOSE SINCE AT THAT POINT I WAS ALL ALONE, BORED, AND OUT OF NEW PORN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-16.txt #2245 CAB MONEY AND A HUG (Tue, 2005 Aug 16) . OW OW STOP YOU PIG / \ / \ THIS IS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST ___/_____\___ | | YOU'RE NOT AN EYE DOCTOR | S U C K A C | | O C K Y O U | GIVE ME BACK MY PANTIES | S T U P I D | | F A G G O T | THIS IS THE LAST STRAW | a l o h a | | * * * * | I WANT CAB MONEY AND A HUG | '.'.' | |_____________| OKAY JUST A HUG BUT NO BLACK EYES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-02.txt #2231 AND THE BIRD WAS NEVER SEEN OR HEARD FROM AGAIN (Tue, 2005 Aug 2) BRING THE WAR BACK HOME ('< ,',) ''<< ---""--- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-26.txt #2043 HAPPY NEW YEAR, LOVE, GARY RIDGEWAY (Wed, 2005 Jan 26) .--. HELLO FOLKS HAPPY NEW YEAR .-./ ___\ || `-'\|. .| || MY NAME IS GARY RIDGEWAY BUT YOU MIGHT __\=/__ .-. KNOW ME BEST AS SEATTLE'S GREEN RIVER .' \:/ `. /\/| KILLER, THE PROLIFIC SERIAL MURDERER OF / /( : )\ V /|| PROSTITUTES AND PEOPLE I THOUGHT WERE \_\( : ) `-' || PROBABLY PROSTITUTES (_(__:__) __||___ \ | / / / I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU'D LIKE YOUR |__|__| ( ( DRIVEWAY SHOVELED OR IF YOU NEEDED ANY (___V___) \______\ CURIOUS IRREGULAR-SHAPED OBJECTS DUMPED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-17.txt #2185 ME AND THE FISH (Fri, 2005 Jun 17) __..--''\ __..--'' \ A GOOGLE SEARCH FOR THE PHRASE __..--'' __..--'' __..--'' __..--'' | "I WISH I HADN'T FUCKED THAT FISH" \ o __..--''____....----"" \__..--''\ CAME UP WITH NO DOCUMENTS SO IT | \ +----------------------------------+ FELL UPON ME TO REMEDY THAT OS +----------------------------------+ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-03.txt #2171 INTO THE WEST (Fri, 2005 Jun 3) , /:\ >:< I'M SURE "INTO THE WEST" WILL BE A REASONABLE >:< AND LEVEL-HEADED ANALYSIS OF EARLY AMERICAN HISTORY >:< ,,,,,\:/ ######### //////\\\\\ // /_\ /_\ \\ \( 0 _ 0 )/ /\\= _\ =//\ \\/\ --- /\// //\ '---' /\\ \// \\/ /\\ //\ \\/ \// # # jgs " " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-22.txt #2039 THE POWER OF BLEACH (Sat, 2005 Jan 22) |\ |\\ STUPID FUCKING WHORE |\\\ {\ /\\\\.. GOT ME FIVE YEARS IN SING SING {\\../ \ {//.. { ( * > NEXT TIME I'LL USE BLEACH {/ \. / //// ) /// File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-06.txt #2235 THE PROVERBIAL EPICENTER (Sat, 2005 Aug 6) 3/1 2/1 1/1 2/3 1/2 PROGRAM NOTE: | | / / .' .' WE HAD TO CENSOR | | | / / .' THE PROVERBIAL | / / / .' .' 1/3 EPICENTER OF THE | | | / / .' .-' RAPE RAYS DUE TO | | / / .' .' .-' STANDARDS AND | / | / / .' .-' 1/4 PRACTICES | | / / .' .' .-' _.-' | | | / / .' .-' _.-' 1/5 | / / / .' .' .-' _.-' _.--' | | | / / .' .-' _.-' _.--' 1/6 | | / / .' .' .-' _.-' _.--' __.--' 1/7 | | | / / .' .-' _.-' _.--' __.--' __..--' _.-' _.--' __.--' __..--' 1/8 _.--' __.--' __..--' __..--'' __.--' __..--' __..--'' __..--' __..--'' __..--'' ---------------------------------- 0 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-12.txt #2241 YOU'D BETTER FIND A WAY (Fri, 2005 Aug 12) ****** ******** ********* ** ******* WELL YOU'D BETTER ***** ******** FIND A WAY TO ******* ****** ** MASTURBATE ME ************* _* ************* / * AND HURRY ************* | * (*) *** *** |(* * * * OH WAIT ** ** * ** * WAIT WAIT WAIT SHIT OH BABY * )__ * ** \ \____* ALL RIGHT THANKS HERE'S $40 * \ (|)* ***\__* GO BUY YOURSELF A FLEET File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-27.txt #2348 THE PORN CLAM ON: MR. MARCUS (Sun, 2005 Nov 27) IT IS JUST ME OR DOES MR. MARCUS LOOK LIKE HE REALLY ENJOYS HIS WORK / _.--"":""--._ / .' .-'.' '.'-. '. / .' / ' \ '. \ ;-.__.--:__:--.__.--; ;-.__.--.__.--.__.--; \'. \ : : / .' / '.\ '. '. .' / .' jgs `'--.:.:.--'` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-12.txt #2119 AN AARDVARK JOINS THE NTF (Tue, 2005 Apr 12) , (`. : \ __..----..__ `.`.| |: _,-':::''' ' `:`-._ I REJECT THE FOUNDING `.:\|| _,':::::' `::::`-. PRINCIPLES AND \\`| _,':::::::' `:. `':::`. PRECEPTS OF THE ;` `-'' `::::::. `::\ BETA AQUILAE ,-' .::' `:::::. `::.. `:\ CONVENTION ,' /_) -. `::. `:. | ,'.: ` `:. `:. .::. \ __,-' ___,..-''-. `:. `. /::::. | |):'_,--' `. `::.. |::::::. ::\ `-' |`--.:_::::|_____\::::::::.__ ::| | _/|::::| \::::::|::/\ :| /:./ |:::/ \__:::):/ \ :\ ,'::' /:::| ,'::::/_/ `. ``-.__ jrei '''' (//|/\ ,';':,-' `-.__ `'--..__ `''---::::' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-06.txt #2113 THE WAR ON POO (Wed, 2005 Apr 6) ________________ / o /| I'M A FEDERAL AGENT IN THE WAR ON POO /_______________/o| | o | | YOU KNOW JUST LIKE ELVIS | o | / ejm |________________|/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-27.txt #2103 BLOGGERS RIGHTS (Sun, 2005 Mar 27) HEY EVERYONE !!!! IT'S NEWS THAT YOU CAN GET FIRED FROM YOUR JOB FOR RUNNING OFF YOUR FAT FUCKING MOUTH WHAT WE NEED HERE IS A CAREFUL AND CLEAR ||||| EMPLOYEE POLICY ON BLOGGING !!!!!! ||O O|`____. BLOOGERS RIGHTS EVERYONE !!!!!!! |||\-/|| \ __\ |.--:--| . : OH WAIT ALL COMPANIES ALREADY *DO* HAVE A /( ):( |_.-~~_. BLOGGING POLICY AND IT IS: DO IT AND (~m : / | oo:| YOU'LL GET FIRED YOU DUMB BITCH ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ VK+a:f IT'S ALMOST AS IF, AS A BLOGGER, I AM FUNDAMENTALLY INCAPABLE OF FIGURING THIS OUT EVEN GIVEN AMPLE EVIDENCE SORRY I'M CONFUSED ABOUT HOW I CAN BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THINGS I SAY IN A PUBLIC FORUM NO I CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW THE AVAILABILITY OF BLOGS ALSO INCREASES THE EASE WITH WHICH MY COMPANY CAN SEARCH FOR ME SAYING STUPID THINGS I SHOULDN'T BE SAYING ABOUT IT DON'T YOU REALIZE I'M FIGHTING FOR *YOUR* FREEDOM AND PUTTING MY LIVELIHOOD ON THE LINE BY TALKING ABOUT HOW MY WORKMATE'S FAT AND MY BOSS IS A JERK AND VIOLATING MY NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENTS WILLINGLY YES MR. SECURITY GUARD I'LL PUT MY STUFF IN THE CARDBOARD BOX NOW AND BE ESCORTED OUT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-26.txt #2102 THE TERRI SCHIAVO CASE (Sat, 2005 Mar 26) _.-"""-._ _.-"""-._ / (#\ \_/ (#\ \ I'M NOT IN A RUSH TO MAKE A GAG ABOUT : \#) |NNn. \#) : THE TERRI SCHIAVO CASE BECAUSE HELL \ /N(#\N\ / IT'LL STILL BE FUNNY AFTER SHE DIES "-.___.-nNNN\#)N|_.-" \NNNNNNNNN/ "*NNNNN*" F_P " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-07.txt #2114 ANAL BACON (Thu, 2005 Apr 7) . LISTEN CAREFULLY, THIS . . IS ALL I'M SAYING: _________________________ . . THIS STUFF IS NOT REGULAR BACON . . . . IT'S ANAL BACON . . SO YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-13.txt #2120 AND A HANDBAG (Wed, 2005 Apr 13) /| __ / | ,-~ / Y :| // / | jj /( .^ >-"~"-v" / Y jo o | YOU NEED HIGH HEELS ( ~T~ j >._-' _./ AND A HANDBAG / "~" | Y _, | BITCH /| ;-"~ _ l / l/ ,-"~ \ \//\/ .- \ Y / Y* l I ! ]\ _\ /"\ (" ~----( ~ Y. ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-26.txt #2347 VISUALIZE THIS (Sat, 2005 Nov 26) ooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo oooo oooooooo VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS !!!!!!!! ooooooo oooo ooooooo oooooo oooo oooooo oooooo oooo oooooo ooooo oooo ooooo oooooo oooooo oooooo oooooo oooooooo oooooo ooooo oooooooooooo ooooo oooooo oooo oooo oooo oooooo oooooooooo oooo oooooooooo oooooooo oooo oooooooo oooooooo oooo oooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo AS I FUCK YOU OUT oooooooooooo BA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-13.txt #2242 LYON'S DEN SUCKED (Sat, 2005 Aug 13) .--. ________ TOBY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAVE |Oo| PLEASE HIRE ME BACK IT'S NOT MY FAULT LYON'S DEN SUCKED |()| | -} .----\""/----. | \/ | | | . | | | | . | |____/__ \ \ . (_____/_= \ \ \ \/\=[]===) (""\ | | |_/ | TC | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-23.txt #2040 A LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT (Sun, 2005 Jan 23) %%%%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%% ,, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% (< ?%%%%%%%%%%% ~ % ___ //___ THIS JUST IN: BARTLETT'S A BIG GIRL / | '/ (* )( *) | ', ################## b'ger """""""""""""""""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-07.txt #2236 NASCAR FANS (Sun, 2005 Aug 7) _____________ ..---:::::::-----------. ::::;;. .'"""""" ;; \ ":. .'' ; \ "\__. .' ;; ; \\"; .' ; _____; \\/ .' :; ;" \ ___:'. .'--........................... : = ____:" \ \ ..-"" """' o""" ; ; : .--"" .----- ..----... _.- --. ..-" ; ; ; ; .""_- "--""-----'"" _-" .-"" ; ; .-. .' .' ." ." ; ; /. | /-./' ." / _.. ; ; ;;;| : ;-.______ / _________==. /_ \ ; ; ;;;; ; / | """"""""""".---.""""""" : /" ". |; ; _; ;;; /"-/ | / / / / ;|; ;-" | ;'; :- : """----______ / / ____. . ."'. ;; .-"..T" . '. " ___ "": '"""""""""""""" . ; ; ;; ;." ." '--" ", __ """ ""---... :- - - - - - - - - ' ' ; ; ; ;;" ." /. ; """---___ ; ; ; ;|."" : ": """----. .-------. ; ; ; ;: \ '--__ \ \ \ / | ; ;; '-.. """"---___ : .______..\ __/..-""| ; ; ; ""--.. """--" m l s . ". . ; ""------... ..--"" " : """""""""""""""""" \ / "------" IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE THAT MOST NASCAR FANS ARE PEDOPHILES THERE'S NO CAUSAL CONNECTION OR ANYTHING JUST THE LUCK OF THE DRAW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-02.txt #2170 DAVE CHAPPELLE (Thu, 2005 Jun 2) .----. ===(_)== IF DAVE CHAPPELLE DOESN'T RECOVER // 6 6 \\ QUICKLY FROM HIS SHITFIT OR TEMPER ( 7 ) TANTRUM OR WHATEVER'S GOING ON WITH HIM \ '--' / THEN AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I'M GOING TO \_ ._/ SHOVE THIS OVERSIZED FIST RIGHT UP HIS ASS __) (__ /"`/`\`V/`\`\ / \ `Y _/_ \ / [DR]\_ |/ / /\ | ( \/ / / / \ \ \ / \ `-/` _.` jgs `=. `=./ `"` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-16.txt #2184 MY SUPERHERO NAME (Thu, 2005 Jun 16) .=., ;c =\ IF I HAD A SUPERHERO NAME I'D BE SULFUR BOY __| _/ .'-'-._/-'-._ (RE: FARTS) /.. ____ \ /' _ [<_->] ) \ NO THAT'S NOT A CLEVER REFERENCE I JUST ( / \--\_>/-/'._ ) FART A LOT \-;_/\__;__/ _/ _/ '._}|==o==\{_\/ / /-._.--\ \_ // / /| \ \ \ / | | | \; | \ \ / / | :/ \: \ \_\ / | /.'| /: | \ \ | | |--| . |--| \_\ / _/ \ | : | /___--._) \ |_(---'-| >-'-| | '-' snd /_/ \_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-09.txt #2026 COMMERCIAL SHIPPING LANE (Sun, 2005 Jan 9) ^^ | ^^ :: | :: ^^ :: | :: ^^ :: :: | :: :: HEY :: :: | :: :: :: :: | :: :: HEY LADY :: :: _/~\_ :: :: :: :::/ \::: :: WHEN I GROW UP :::::( )::::: I WANT TO BE A \ ___ / COMMERCIAL SHIPPING LANE :::::/` `\::::: SO ALL THE BIG BOATS :: ::\o o/:: :: BLOATED WITH CARGO :: :: :": :: :: FROM WONDERFUL :: :: ` ` :: :: FARAWAY LANDS :: :: :: :: WOULD GO THROUGH ME :: :: :: :: ^^ :: :: ^^ :: :: ^^ ^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-14.txt #2182 WANTED: GEORGE LUCAS (Tue, 2005 Jun 14) _,.---.,_ _,' ',_ NOW THAT MICHAEL JACKSON GOT FREE ,-' ', ,' '-, CAN WE ARREST GEORGE LUCAS FOR ,-''-, \ / ,-''-, MOLESTING MY INNER CHILD ,''-._ `. ; ; .` _.-''. ,' '. \ [ ] / .' '. /---..,_ '. \ ; ; / .' _,..---\ | `'-. '.\ [ ] /.' .-'` | \..,,__ `-,\\; ;//,-` __,,../ `'-,._''--..,,_;\, ,/;_,,..--''_,.-'` `'-.,_ `'-'` _,.-'` `'-. .-'` sk '._.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-11.txt #2240 EDDIE MURPHY RAW (Thu, 2005 Aug 11) -="""--.._ ""--...._\ ,b:--....---. || //'""------"' _.l+----.// .&$""' .'"=.. '. WHAT'S AMAZING TO ME ABOUT EDDIE / | | ) \ MURPHY RAW IS THAT HE GOT THROUGH _.-'@_.' '@_/ | THE WHOLE PERFORMANCE WITHOUT EVEN .' " \ ONE SINGLE TRANSVESTITE ON STAGE -._,-'^"""^'-, `. ,\""---___ |.. _.--._, \ .-"(,_\_""" _.' ' _,-; '"` ` " """' """' | |__ ,+ |-.`o o'"/| #| oO Oo"./ (#| | "|_, | '|> \ / `l ,' |,-----||' pjy lj lJ o@o o@o " " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-05.txt #2234 IT (Fri, 2005 Aug 5) O THAT SEGWAY THING SURE CHANGED THE WORLD AS PROMISED HUH /\_ /_ `\D I MEAN NOW I CAN'T EVEN GO DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT ,===/ || SEEING A SEGWAY AND BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ITS OWNER /___/__ |_\ FOR BEING SUCH A FUCKING SHITLICKER (o) (o) dp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-28.txt #2196 SUMMER HOMES (Tue, 2005 Jun 28) __________ / ___ ___ \ / / @ \/ @ \ \ I DON'T GET WHY SO MANY JEWS HAD TO DIE \ \___/\___/ /\ \____\/____/|| WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GO TO THEIR SUMMER / /\\\\\// HOMES UNTIL THE HOLOCAUST THINGY WAS | |\\\\\\ PASSE \ \\\\\\ \______/\\\\ FOR GOODNESS SAKE PEOPLE JUST HAVE YOUR _||_||_ DRIVER TAKE YOU TO THE HAMPTONS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-21.txt #2038 THEY'RE NOT HUMAN (Fri, 2005 Jan 21) O O _____ o## ####### ## #o |IIIII| o# # #vvvvv##### #o ## #o |I I I| WHEN I SHOUT o# ##### ##o #ooo |I I I| "QUEER COCKSUCKERS" ___ o# /\/\/\###### ##oo |IIIII| YOU SHOUT "THEY'RE |III| oo# ########oo ___||_ |I I I| NOT HUMAN" AND THEN |I I| ooo#^^^^^^#######oo _ |= = =| |I I I| OPEN THE TRAPDOOR |III| ################# ||| |= = =| |IIIII| / _|I I|__ ################## _|||_|= = =|_|I I I|__i_______ |\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/| |/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-18.txt #2339 101ST (Fri, 2005 Nov 18) .---. / \ ) o \ ZIM ZAM /,- \ \)_ V )/) \_) \ ( , \ \ -_(-__ \ / \ | ,-/ `--' \ | GODDAMN / \ | | ) \| \ ,,,l` `. \ \ ( ( \ ) \ \ AIRBORNE INFANTRY \ l `-\_/ \ \ ! // `. `-_ \ ) //_-//\ ( \ _-_// `-( ) / `-( `\ `, \ / ( ( BP `-.; ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-24.txt #2345 TROUBLE GETTING DATES (Thu, 2005 Nov 24) ___()___ _.-'' ,-'`-. ``-._ DUDE YOU TOTALLY DRANK MY LAST MOUNTAIN ,-' ,' `. `-. DEW !!!! I NOW DECLARE A VENDETTA ,' ,' `. `. AND TO RESOLVE THIS DISPUTE / / \ \ WE SHALL REENACT THE BATTLE OF /_ / \ _\ AGINCOURT ``-./_..---'''|``---.._\,-'' | UM NO I DON'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE | GETTING DATES WHY DO YOU ASK | | | | | , | `..' SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-30.txt #2351 WIPEOUT PURE (Wed, 2005 Nov 30) _n_________________ |_|_______________|_| | ,-------------. | | | .---------. | | PSP: $250 | | | | | | | | | | | | WIPEOUT PURE FOR PSP: $50 | | | | | | | | | | | | DOWNLOADING MAP PACKS FOR WIPEOUT PURE OVER ONE | | `---------' | | OF MY NEIGHBOR'S WIRELESS NETWORKS WITHOUT | `---------------' | ENCRYPTION DIRECTLY TO THE PSP WITHOUT BOTHERING | _ GAME BOY | TO SET UP AN ACCESS POINT: HAW HAW | _| |_ ,-. | ||_ O _| ,-. "._,"| | |_| "._," A | | _ _ B | | // // | WARDRIVING ???? FUCK THAT I CALL IT WARWALKING, | // // \\\\\\ | WARSITTING, WARDRINKINGABEER | ` ` \\\\\\ , |________...______," hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-05.txt #2112 ACRONYMS (Tue, 2005 Apr 5) _ __..--''/\ COULD SOMEONE TEACH EUROPEANS TO _..-''_.\`| / \ CAPITALIZE ACRONYMS (VIA BEATINGS) \`-._ `.-'_ / \ \ ``-.(|\)`._ \ \ ,' `-._\ \ / _..--'' \/_..-'' SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-18.txt #2094 SIGN THE GUESTBOOK (Fri, 2005 Mar 18) .__=\__ .__==__, jf' ~~=\, _=/~' `\, ._jZ' `\q, /=~ `\__ j5(/ `\./ V\\, .Z))' _____ | .____, \)/\ j5(K=~~ ~~~~\=_, | _/=~~~~' `~~+K\\, .Z)\/ `~=L | _=/~ t\ZL j5(_/.__/===========\__ ~q |j/ .__============___/\J(N, 4L#XXXL_________________XGm, \P .mXL_________________JXXXW8L ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YKWmmWmmW@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PLEASE SIGN THE GUESTBOOK ON MY GEOCITIES' LISA "LEFT EYE" LOPES MEMORIAL PAGE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-11.txt #2118 A NAP IS REQUIRED (Mon, 2005 Apr 11) ____________ /____ ___/\ \ \_/ /___\ \ WHEN I BEAT OFF I HAVE TO TAKE A NAP / //___/ / / (I.E., I WOULD NOT SURVIVE IN THE WILD) \/__________\/ /<> /\__//~|/\ /___/ / /___/ \ \ \/__\ \ \ \ `--` \ \ \ \ \ \ MINTY \ \ \ WAXED ! \ / \___________\/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-30.txt #2106 DON'T PANIC (Wed, 2005 Mar 30) nnnmmm \||\ ;;;;%%%@@@@@@ \ //, V|/ %;;%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@ ===Y// 68=== ;;;;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@ @Y ;Y ;;%;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Y ;Y ;;;+;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Y ;Y__;;;+;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@i;;__Y iiY"";; "uu%@@@@@@@@@@uu" @"";;;> Y "UUUUUUUUU" @@ `; ___ _ @ `;. ,====\\=. .;' ``""""`==\\==' `;===== WT === DON'T PANIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE ANYWAY LIKE THAT NO-TALENT COMMIE JIZZPOT DOUGLAS ADAMS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-24.txt #2100 COMMENTARY ON ROBERT BLAKE BY A FLEA (Thu, 2005 Mar 24) THE ROBERT BLAKE I CAME TO KNOW AND TRUST FROM MONEY TRAIN WOULD NEVER HURT ANYONE / . tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-25.txt #2101 TEST DRIVE (Fri, 2005 Mar 25) | :| | | | .| I TEST-DROVE THE NEW 2005 ____| .| FORD CUNT AND I'VE GOT TO .' . ). ,' SAY IT WAS-- .' c '7 ) ( _.-" |.' `. WHAT .' "8E :| | _}"" :| OH SHIT OKAY SORRY | ( | | .' ) | :| .odCG8o_.---.__8E | .| `Y8MMP"" "" `-...-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-31.txt #2107 TAYLOR HAYES (Thu, 2005 Mar 31) ______ ( _____ ) / / - - \ \ WHY DOES TAYLOR HAYES SOUND LIKE SHE'S HUMMING | |-O-O-| | A LITTLE TUNE WHEN SHE'S GETTING JIZZED ON |( () )| | \ \_/ / | / --- \ (___) (___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-19.txt #2095 A FEMINIST'S THOUGHTS ON PROSTITUTION (Sat, 2005 Mar 19) .=-- :::: -', :::,_ ` .:::. '( .::;'. \_ .:, ,-=..._ ': , c` ) | | ` _,'`Y | : || { /\ |/ | ; L c\ | | / ,' | .' -----------=-. | . `-. ) \ _. `-. / /)`.______..---' `._ `-. //| . . `-.... `-._ ' ` | / ``( _ `._ | / `-.-' | , ) ) I THINK WOMEN SHOULD HAVE THE / -' ABSOLUTE RIGHT TO CONTROL : / THEIR BODIES BUT PROSTITUTION ` | SHOULD BE ILLEGAL BECAUSE IT'S \ | EXPLOITATIVE AND NO I REALLY \ | HAVEN'T THOUGHT THIS ONE OUT ) ) ALL THE WAY THROUGH TO THE END ( | ) ` \ . `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-10.txt #2117 UNF (Sun, 2005 Apr 10) _ ,'-`. WHEN IN DOUBT, UNF :_ _: ..._ \ _ / _.,, `-.>. _,-`-'-._ ,<,-' : \ / _ `./ ; \ ` '_) / UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE ON A FIRST DATE ??? \ ,| (_, |. / UNF UNF UNF `' | . | `' :_______: YOUR BOSS IS UNSATISFIED WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE | | AT THE JOB AND NEEDS TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOU | | ABOUT YOUR FUTURE AT THE COMPANY !!??! UNF UNF UNF | . | | | | SHE THINKS IT MIGHT BE MY CHILD ?!?!?? UNF UNF UNF | | | | | | THEY FOUND YOUR DNA AND FINGERPRINTS AT THE | | | CRIME SCENE ??!!?!? UNF UNF UNF UNF (AN EXTRA UNF) |___:___| /___/___\ SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-04.txt #2111 L.A. CONFIDENTIAL NON SEQUITUR (Mon, 2005 Apr 4) 8 .d8b. _.d8888888b._ .88888888888888b. d88888888888888888b 8888888888888888888 Y88888888888888888P 'Y8888888888888P' _..._ 'Y88888P' _..._ WHATEVER YOU DESIRE .d88888b. Y888P .d88888b. d888888888b 888 d88888888b 888P `Y8888888888P' Y888 b8b Y88888888P d8Y `"' ############# '"` dP d8b Yb Ob=dP d888b Yb=dO `"` O88888O `"` jgs 'Y8P' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-25.txt #2346 DENISE CROSBY (Fri, 2005 Nov 25) ______ ___.--------'------`---------.____ _.---'----------------------------------`---.__ .'___=]=========================================== ,-----------------------..__/.' >--.______ _______.---' ]====================<==||(__) .' `------' `-----------------------`' ----.___--/ / /---' `/ /_______(______________________/ `-------------.--------------.' \________|_.-' DJC DENISE CROSBY GOT FAT ?!!?!?!? WELL I GUESS THAT'S JUST GOD'S PUNISHMENT FOR DOING THAT AWFUL, AWFUL STAR TREK DOCUMENTARY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-19.txt #2340 ENOUGH SAID (Sat, 2005 Nov 19) ___----___ _,' ;.\ ,/ /''-._ ,-/ ,-' \_ /' /\ \ / /===\ \_ / ,/========\ \ / ,'' `\ \ | ,####" "##### \ | | '/ ____ ____ \ | | / /====\ /====\ | | \ /===( @# |=| #@ `)===\ / \_ / \___/ \___/ | / \ / \ \. _/ | ( ) \_--' | \ _/###. ## # ############## ### /## ...##############'##..###| ########' ("------") ####### ######## \______/ ####### ########\ /######\ /####### ############################ ####################### ##########S@yaN## ######### NO COMMENT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-29.txt #2197 VACUUM CLEANER BAGS AND AA BATTERIES (Wed, 2005 Jun 29) _________ WHAT IF THE ZOMBIES _____/ o o \____--- GET IN AND THE HOUSE IS _____/ o o o o o\__-- A HUGE MESS ___/ o o o o o \__-- _/ / o o o o o o o\_-- WILL THEY WAIT UNTIL / / |/|/ /o o o o o o o\_-- I RUN OUT TO WAL*MART | |-------__/ / /|/o o o o o o o\-- FOR SOME VACUUM | | / / /|/ o o o o o o o\-- CLEANER BAGS BECAUSE \_ \ | / /|/|/ o o o o o o o\--- SOME OF MY GUESTS \ |_ \ / / /|/ o o o o o o o\-- CRUSHED CHIPS INTO / \ | | / / |/ o o o o o --\ \ THE CARPET AND A | | | |_nn| / / |/o | |/ / \ | DUSTBUSTER JUST \__/ \__/ / /\ / \/ |'O` '\ WON'T DO \ | \ \_ * *\ | | \_____\===/| OH ALSO I NEED |_nn| |_nn| AA BATTERIES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-04.txt #2233 THE LAZIEST FONT DESIGNER EVER (Thu, 2005 Aug 4) _ _ _ _ _ _ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ ( n | o ) ( f | a | g | s ) \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-20.txt #2037 WHAT TO DO IN THE EVENT OF A BIOLOGICAL ATTACK (Thu, 2005 Jan 20) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^) MY BONER GIVES / / ) CANCER TO ANGELS / / o )___ / / ___.) / / (-----( )-- ) / / (_) ) / / / ) / / / ) //// / ) / / ) ------------------------ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-10.txt #2239 THE QUESTION YOU ACTUALLY HEAR (Wed, 2005 Aug 10) .--. ,-" "-, DOES MY FAT ASS /|\____/|\ LOOK FAT / \__ __/ \ IN THIS FAT DRESS './ \ / \.' ) ( / \ ; ; | | | | jgs |______| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-15.txt #2183 FORTNIGHT (Wed, 2005 Jun 15) _ .-. .-"' `". EVEN THOUGH I'M AMERICAN I TRY : .^._ .' . TO WORK THE WORD "FORTNIGHT" "> I +.-. : ,-. : INTO ACTUAL CONVERSATION AS MUCH : "." I "+ ._: ' AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE WELL YOU KNOW |" " .^. I . I'M A FUCKING RETARD '. " `-: / `-. + _.' `-._ _.-='` zi. `'` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-08.txt #2025 BEST PART OF QUEER EYE (Sat, 2005 Jan 8) ________ .##@@&&&@@##. THE BEST PART OF WATCHING ,##@&::%&&%%::&@##. QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY #@&:%%000000000%%:&@# IS KNOWING THEY'RE ALL #@&:%00' '00%:&@# GOING TO HELL ANYWAY #@&:%0' '0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# "" ' " " ' "" _oOoOoOo_ .-.-. (oOoOoOoOo) ( : ) )`"""""`( .-.`. .'.-. / \ (_ '.Y.' _) | | ( .'|'. ) \ / '-' | '-' `=========` jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-01.txt #2169 PUT A FORK IN HIM (Wed, 2005 Jun 1) |~ |.---. .'_____`. /\ |~xxxxx~| || |_ # _| || TO: GEORGE LUCAS .------`-#-'-----. (___|\_________/|_.`. FROM: THE WORLD / | _________ | | | / |/ _|_ \| | | ARE YOU FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT YET / /X| __|__ |/ `.| ( --< \\/ _\//|_ |`. `. ~----.-~=====,:======= ~-._____/___:__(``/| | | | XX|~ | | \__/======| /| `.| |_\|\ /|/_| ) |_ \__/ _| .-' | \ .'||`. / |(_| LS | ||.'`.|| | ) | `'| |`' | / | | | |\/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-18.txt #2186 A NEW IDEA FOR A REALITY TELEVISION SHOW (Sat, 2005 Jun 18) ` ' ;,,, ` ' ,,,; `YES8888bo. : : .od8888YES' 888IO8DO88b. : : .d8888I8DO88 8LOVEY' `Y8b. ` ' .d8Y' `YLOVE8 jTHEE! .db. Yb. ' ' .dY .db. 8THEE! `888 Y88Y `b ( ) d' Y88Y 888' 8MYb '" ,', "' dMY8 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GREAT j8prECIOUSgf"' ':' `"?g8prECIOUSk IDEA ??!? A REALITY TELEVISION 'Y' .8' d' 'b '8. 'Y' SHOW BASED ON GILLIGAN'S ISLAND ! .8' db d'; ;`b db '8. ! d88 `' 8 ; ; 8 `' 88b d88Ib .g8 ',' 8g. dI88b :888LOVE88Y' 'Y88LOVE888: '! THEE888' `888THEE !' '8Y `Y Y' Y8' AM Y Y File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-11.txt #2028 LOOSE LIPS (Tue, 2005 Jan 11) __ __ __ |==| |==| |==| LOOSE LIPS SUCK DICKS __|__|__|__|__|__|_ __|___________________|___ __|__[]__[]__[]__[]__[]__[]__|___ |............................o.../ \.............................../ hjw_,~')_,~')_,~')_,~')_,~')_,~')_,~')/,~')_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-05.txt #2022 REAL SEX (Wed, 2005 Jan 5) .--. THE PROBLEM WITH REAL SEX IS THAT ." o \__ THEY'RE ALL REAL .... FUCKING UGLY _.-" ,( ` _.-" ,;;| I MEAN HBO'S REAL SEX NOT REAL ACTUAL SEX _.-=" _," ,,;;;' .-"`_.-"``-..,,;;;;:' OH WHO AM I KIDDING EVEN AS A SEXY ASS `"'` `\`\ BIRD I STILL DON'T GET ANY !!!!!! jgs /^\\\ OH LOOK A DICK AGHLGAHLGAHLGAHLAGHLAG File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-21.txt #2250 SEMANTIC ARGUMENT (Sun, 2005 Aug 21) /; / |'-,. / ' `"---,.__ / ' ,' , '"--,"| / ' , ,' ,"::| LET'S HAVE AN ARGUMENT ABOUT THE / ' ,' , ,"::::| MEANING OF THE WORD *SEMANTIC* !!!!!!! / ' , ,' ,"::::::L I KNOW I'LL LOOK UP ITS DEFINITION / ' ,' ,' ,"::::::::L IN THE DICTIONARY !!!! / ' , , ,":::::::::J k-,._ ,' _.":::::::::::J CURIOUSLY ENOUGH THE ENTRY IN WEBSTER'S \. `"----'"".J::::::::::::| SAYS "ANYONE WHO QUOTES A DICTIONARY \. .-, .L:::::::::::| DEFINITION IN THE COURSE OF AN ARGUMENT \. ( .J:::::::::::! IS A FUCKING STUPID COCKSUCKER" \. `-- .L:::::::::/ \. .-. .|::::::::/ WELL OKAY BUT I DON'T THINK THAT REALLY \. ( ) .J:::::::/ ANSWERS MY QUESTION ?!?!?!?!? \. `-' .L:::::/ \. 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L_) .|/ `-,__,-' kth File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-09.txt #2238 YOUR APOLOGY (Tue, 2005 Aug 9) __ /.- ______ // /______'/| I WILL ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY AND RETRACTION [ ]| IN THE FORM OF A LOUDLY HUMMING BLOWJOB [ Grape ]| [ Juice ]| [ _\_ ]| [ ::: ]| [ :' ]/ jgs '-------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-24.txt #2192 A BRILLIANT PLAN (Fri, 2005 Jun 24) _____ _____ ---' __\______ ______/__ `--- ______) (______ __) (__ __) (__ ---.______) VK (______.--- OKAY I HAVE A BRILLIANT PLAN TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY WITH NO RISK OR CHANCE OF FAILURE BECAUSE IT'S SO CLEVERLY CONCEIVED THINGS I'LL NEED (FIRST THINGS FIRST, MAKE A CHECKLIST): [ ] PLANE TICKET TO SAN JOSE [ ] $5 FOR A WENDY'S CHILI [ ] SEVERED FINGER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-30.txt #2198 FAGS WITH BEAKS (Thu, 2005 Jun 30) o o o PENGUINS ARE JUST o O o FAGS WITH BEAKS \---||---/ / \ YOU'LL SEE SOON ENOUGH OR YOU ALREADY KNOW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-14.txt #2335 MEMETICS (Mon, 2005 Nov 14) ,88888,,88888, ,88' '888' '88, I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT "YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG" 88' 88 88 '88 AND TRY TO LINK IT TO DISCUSSIONS ABOUT MEMETICS 88, 88 88 ,88 AND MEMES !!!! '88, ,888, ,88' '88888''88888' SEE THE MEMES *MUTATE* AND PEOPLE *CONTRIBUTE* 8 8 IN AN *OPEN SOURCE* FRAMEWORK TO DO SOMETHING 888 888 *COLLABORATIVE* jgs 8 8 WHY WON'T ANYONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY ?!?!?!?!?! WATCH ME TAKE A DUMP AND CALL IT A BLOG MEME OR AS I CALL IT A BLEME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-28.txt #2349 UNTITLED II (Mon, 2005 Nov 28) ___ <__ \ YAKUZA WATCH ME | o| | o| ______ ZIPPO MAKES ME THINK OF MAY | o| / O / \ o\/ O / I LIKE GASOLINE \____/ GABATZ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-14.txt #2090 BFGS IN HELL (Mon, 2005 Mar 14) ,;' `:. NOTE: THERE ARE TWO BFGS IN HELL :: _ ;; `:_|_;' ! ctf File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-09.txt #2116 LIFE ON MARS (Sat, 2005 Apr 9) | '`---..___ . : ``---.._| ' THERE'S LIFE ON MARS !!!! :`'--..___ | VIKING PROVED IT !!!!!! | . ---..._ : | .' `. |---. WHY ARE WE STILL DEBATING THIS ???? ' / _.\|(O)| | ' .-' =| : | | .(b /@)() | THE REPUBLICANS WANT TO GO TO MARS SO THEY | \_\_/ `-. | CAN COMMIT CRIMES AGAINST LIFE ITSELF BY : ) -` --' EXPLOITING A WORLD THAT SHOULD BE LEFT TO | .'---,_ `-'| | THE MARTIANS NO MATTER HOW MICROBIAL OR | / / )`--' | | NONEXISTENT THEY MAY THEORETICALLY BE | .' ( \__.. : ' '/____ _ _`.____))| | SIGNED, A 5 YEAR OLD BOY WHO SHOULDN'T |_] [_] | | | HAVE OPENED HIS FUCKING YAP IN THE FIRST PLACE :\ ,' / | : |_`--- / ._ ,' `--' | LGB \__\___) | ``---...._| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-28.txt #2104 MOUNTAIN DEW PYRAMID (Mon, 2005 Mar 28) __ / -==/- | | | ./| THIS CAREFULLY STACKED PYRAMID OF EMPTY MOUNTAIN DEW | ./ | CANS BOTH CONCRETELY AND ABSTRACTLY SYMBOLIZES MY |/ \ | TOTAL INABILITY TO BE LOVED OR EVEN SLIGHTLY TOLERATED | \<>| |/<>' | |\/ ./| | ./ | |/ | | | | | ko1 `-,,,-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-21.txt #2128 HOMOSEXUAL PROMISCUITY (Thu, 2005 Apr 21) .========================================================================. | F `-._ J| | J `-._ F| | | J `-. L| |--...__|_ | F `-. J | | F ```-- L.. J J`-._ | | | J J `-|-.. | J`-.___ L | | J | | `|--.|__| ````````------......_______...--- F | | | | | | | F J | |```---|--.... L. 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( ____ . . _. ) . / L _/ `--' J | | | .-' \-.` ___ \ \._ -' . / ( ( `L | | | .-' `.`-._ `-._ .' / \ J ` | | .' ) `-._ ._ _.-' .' ) \ `| | .-' (_..--.. `-..___.-' / ` )) | | `-. .' ,-'/, / | | `. / C/juu,' | | \ | | | (_) ._ | | F ` -..__ | | J | `-- .__ | | F `--.. _F |`--..| | J J `--..__|_ | `a:f=====================================================================' I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU SAY THAT GAYS ARE PROMISCUOUS I MEAN THERE'S NO REASON THAT HOMOSEXUALS WOULD BE ANY MORE INHERENTLY PROMISCUOUS THAN HETEROSEXUALS !!!!! WELP OFF TO THE BATH HOUSE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-29.txt #2105 MD5 AND SHA1 EXPLOITS (Tue, 2005 Mar 29) __ /o \_____ \__/-="="` __ / o\ FOLKS I THINK THE SOLUTION TO ALL THESE MD5 AND SHA1 \_ / ETC. EXPLOITS IS THAT WE SHOULD ALL JUST AGREE TO <| STOP TRYING TO HACK THEM SO THEY'LL STAY GOOD FOREVER <| jgs <| AGREED ?!?!?!?! ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-20.txt #2127 HOW DECISIONS GET MADE AT TIVO (Wed, 2005 Apr 20) __ (((,\ <{ )))_= }> (( / -"\ ,(/,,\),,,,,,,,,,,, / \_)| , ~~~~~ ~~ ~~~ / /_\_| , ~~~~ ~~~~~ ( _/ ) , ___ |__-'( / ,___ -- | ~~~ AND SO WE DECIDED ON A REMOTE _-__\ |)/ ,____ _={"-;} THAT LOOKED LIKE A BUTT PLUG / `-_ ,-_ | ---__| ~~~ , ejm , ~ ~ ~~ ~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-08.txt #2115 JINGLE (Fri, 2005 Apr 8) ____ 3 ., _ ' `_ _______ --+-[---------.---(-)-----(@)----|-------|--.-----|-------------.---- | ] | |~ |~ (@) _ | | |} | --+-[-----|---+---|-------|--|--(@)---------+-----|----------|}-+---| |/ | | | | | |~ (@) _ | | _| .. | | | --Y-------|---+---|-------|--|--|---|---(@)-+-|>( )------|---|--+---| /|_ _| | `=_| | | |~ | ~ |>(@) | _| |-@-)---(@)---+-----------------|---|---|---+-------------------+-(@) \_|/ ~ | | | | | ~ --+-----------"-------------------------|---"-------------------"---- | jw ._} THAT FREECREDITREPORT.COM JINGLE IS REALLY CATCHY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-01.txt #2077 OXYCLEAN (Tue, 2005 Mar 1) _______________ |,----------. |\ SOMEONE STUFF THAT OXYCLEAN GUY WITH DICK || |=| | || || | | || . _o| | | __ Ojo |`-----------' |/ /~/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / / ~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-15.txt #2091 TWENTY REASONS WHY VIDEO GAMES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN (Tue, 2005 Mar 15) ________________ | |," `.| | 15. THEY DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOU LOAN THEM | / SONY \ | TO YOUR FRIEND TO PLAY WITH BECAUSE YOU'RE | | | | SICK OF BEATING THEM |O _\ /> /_ | ___ _ |_(_)'.____.'(_)_| (")__(") SgH [___|[=]__[=]|___] // \\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-29.txt #2350 ERGONOMIC KEYBOARD (Tue, 2005 Nov 29) _________________________________________________ / /| / _/_/_/_/_/ _/_/_/_/_/ _/_/_/_/ _/___/ _/_/_/_/ // / //| / _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/__/ _/_/_/ _/_/_/_/ //|| / __/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ / _/_/_/ _/_/_/_/ //_|/ ,--------- /_/__/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/___/ _/ _/_/_/_/ // /__/__/__/ /| / __/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/__/ _/_/_/ _/_/_/ / // / / | / __/_________________/ ___/_/_/ // / / . / // / / .' (________________________________________________(/ (__________(.' DF THIS KEYBOARD IS ALL GAY SHAPED I GUESS GAYS HAVE BETTER ERGONOMICS WHAT WITH ALL THE BENDING OVER (THE MORE YOU KNOW) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-15.txt #2336 GAY COWBOYS (Tue, 2005 Nov 15) \____ ___, __\o___|__ __)____)__ PRETTY SURE THAT A FLICK ABOUT /// =. -)- ))) GAY COWBOYS WILL HAVE WIDE _/ \_c/ \=_/ \__ MAINSTREAM SUCCESS /= \/ )_/=\ \ ^|\ __((_\_/\ )\ \___ __ /_/-\o____) _\_\,__o/-\_\ \/ ))__|_ (x_\_:M \/ ,/:_/_s) \ *\ \ / /o / BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING \ *\ \ / /o / NON-BENT AUDIENCES ARE CLAMORING \,/ `) (' \,/ FOR IN THEIR MOVIES IT'S STRONG / ( | | ) \ GAY COWBOY CHARACTERS ,- <___( )___> -\ -,--(o \| |-.--,-- | |/ o)--,. - b'ger [_,_(o \__ _/ o)_,_/ \_,___] [___,_/ I HOPE THEY DO THE GAY WITH CGI BECAUSE IF NOT THAT'S JUST GROSS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-01.txt #2322 PLUTO (Tue, 2005 Nov 1) ::: =, ; PLUTO HAS THREE MOONS !?!?!??!?!?! ;;=;;=== M ,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i= MAJOR BLOW STRUCK TO GROUP OF AVID :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=; ==;====== AMATEURS WHO WISH TO DEMOTE =tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM PLUTO FROM PLANETARY STATUS tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM =tYRBM;;tVB, ...., ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM ... .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM . ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM; .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM MEANWHILE ....... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB THE REST OF THE ASTRONOMICAL M .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;= COMMUNITY STILL COULDN'T GIVE A M .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,:: SHIT !!!!!!!!!!! `,,,,,,, THE MAP IS NOT THE TERRITORY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-25.txt #2193 JESUS BUTTON (Sat, 2005 Jun 25) .----------. | ~ON~ | | ____ | THIS IS THE JESUS BUTTON | |.--.| | | || || | YOU PRESS IT AND IT CALLS JESUS | ||__|| | | ||\ \| | | |\ \_\ | IT'S LIKE PRAYING IN THAT IT DOESN'T WORK | |_\[_] | BUT AT LEAST IT REQUIRES LESS EFFORT | | jgs | ~OFF~ | '----------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-08.txt #2237 AWAY (Mon, 2005 Aug 8) O__O (oo) /-------\/ / | || I SENT YOU AWAY * ||----|| ~~ ~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-04.txt #2021 FANNIE MAE (Tue, 2005 Jan 4) _________________ /_________________\ |====#=#=#=#=#====| _________________________________________| | / |_____________ | /________________________________________________________\ | | [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] | | :==============================================================:| | [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || |--------------------------------------------------------------|| | [+] [+]:[+]:[+]:[+]:[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || | ::::::::::::: || | [+] [+]:[+]:[+]:[+]:[+] [+] ( ) [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || | :::::::::::( ) ( ) || ()[+] ()]:[():[():[( ) ) [( | )+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || ( ) ( ):( ))( )( )( | ) ) ( ) () ( ) ( ))| ( )( ))( )( ( ) ( ) ) | ( )( )( )( )[+] [+]( ( )) ( )) ( )( ( )( )( ( ) ( | ) )( ) )( ) )---:::::( ) ) ============================= | ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ::::::( ) -----------------------------===================================== - _ -- __ - --__ _ - _ _ - ------------------------------------- _ -- _ -- --_ -- _ - __ | -- __ -- - _ -- --- _ __ -- - -- _ --- __ - _-- | --_ - __ -- ___ -- _ - __ - - _ _ _ -- __ -- - - _ - | - _ - _ -- _ --- _ -- _ --- bni I HOPE BERNIE MAC IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT FANNIE MAE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-20.txt #2249 NEWS FROM CERN (Sat, 2005 Aug 20) MY BAKELITE ENEMA JUST HARDENED _.---.___.--. \.--. .-. ___.---' \/ .-' ) ___.' ).' ___( (___ \-----------------------`---/ ___) | \ \ / / | |___| |_______________________| |___| (_____________________________________) ________|_|___________________________|_|___________VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-19.txt #2187 CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE NEW WORD (Sun, 2005 Jun 19) _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; o< INSTEAD OF USING THE WORDS JUNTA OR HEGEMONY I'M JUST GOING TO GO HALFWAY AND CALL IT A JUNTEGEMONY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-10.txt #2027 GIRLS KISSING (Mon, 2005 Jan 10) .---. .---. .' / )))^^\\ ) THE BEST PART ABOUT TWO (> (( e Va ) ) GIRLS KISSING IS THAT [_3 ) < (( ) THEY CAN'T TALK IN __(/ _ B>.__) ( ) THE MEANTIME / \ ( ) ) / .V (\ \( ( ( (\ / / ( .) .) \ \)/ \ ) \ ,--.\_/ / \ / / `.__ / \.'\ - \__ / /._/ `''-. / .^ "/## .' \/ / \ \ `. .- / / \ {i}( / / \__>\ c ## \.' \ / .' \___.-._>._/ /\ `. #\\ \ / `""`-..._-._ _.-' / __/ / \n- '-.____\ /_______________> Sexii c___/ //_.' `./ 3 \ / ( /' `--' ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-22.txt #2251 STRAIGHT OUTTA GANTON (Mon, 2005 Aug 22) .. .. ... .' ;' ; ;''''. ;| ; |; ;; ; YOU KNOW I AGREED WITH IT BEING ;| ; |; ;;. ; ONLY FOR 17+ WITH THE ROBBING ; ~~~~',,,,,,, '. ' ; AND MURDER AND MAYHEM AND VEHICULAR ; -A ; '; ; MANSLAUGHTER AND PROSTITUTION AND ; .....' ; ; MOB HITS AND PIMPING AND GANG ; _; ; ; BANGING AND ARSON FOR HIRE AND ; __(o)__. ; ; COPKILLING AND BEATING PEOPLE TO .; '\--\\--\ .' ; DEATH WITH PURPLE DILDOS .'\ \_.._._\\......,.,.; ; .'' | ; '; ' .' BUT NOW THAT I SEE THE GOOFY ; | .' ;..,,.,,,,.' PIXELATED BOOB DOLLS BOUNCING UP ; | .' ...' AND DOWN I REALIZE THAT IT'S '. \ .' ,' \\ TOTALLY CORRUPTING OUR (17+) CHILDREN '. ;' .; \\ '. .' '-' '.. .' ''' ARV File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-06.txt #2023 ARSENIC AND OLD PLASMA (Thu, 2005 Jan 6) ___ .-" "-. I'M A HEMOGLOBIN .' . ; `. / : . ' : \ | ` .-. . ' | | : ( ) ; ` | | : `-' : | \ .` ; : / hjw `. . ' .' WELL I'M ARSENIC, GET OVER HERE YOU `-.___.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-12.txt #2029 SYNC TO HEAD (Wed, 2005 Jan 12) ||||| HEY SOMETHING'S BROKEN IN THE BUILD ?!?!?!?! ||O O|`____. |||\-/|| \ __\ "SYNC TO HEAD" |.--:--| . : /( ):( |_.-~~_. WELL I SYNCED A FEW HOURS/DAYS/WEEKS AGO AND (~m : / | oo:| NOW IT'S NOT WORKING SO CAN YOU HELP ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "SYNC TO HEAD YOU FUCKING MORON" //@@ @@-OO BUT I SYNCED RELATIVELY RECENTLY AND HAVEN'T @@@ ^ @ _____ BOTHERED TAKING THE TRIVIAL AMOUNT OF TIME / \ / \ |\____\ TO SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING MORE SO I'LL / ( X ) | | | | CONTINUE TYPING, THEREBY CONSUMING PRECIOUS <___=\ | | | MINUTES OF BOTH OF OUR LIVES THAT WE'LL \======\ \|_"_| NEVER GET BACK (___ VK/MC File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-27.txt #2195 THE GOLDFISH IS MERELY INTENDED TO BE ILLUSTRATIVE (Mon, 2005 Jun 27) .-"""""-. ((' `)) YOU WILL NEVER FIND WHAT YOU SEEK .'`-.....-'`. /{\ .--. oO ,\ I HAVE HIDDEN IT IN HELL | { ><<_ @}'.%` | | {/%,`--' `&' | \ `&' `%' / `..:%.:::.7.' `"""""""' hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-17.txt #2338 MARIO SEZ (Thu, 2005 Nov 17) __,...__ _,-'::::::::`-. ,'::,----._::::::`. ,'::,' /\,-. \:::::::`. HASSAN CHOP /::::| ; | |:::::::::`. |:::::`._ \ |:::::::::::\ __\,:--''--`_--':::::::::::::\ `'--::__:::::::`-:_:::::::::::::\ /--.`'--:_:::::`-::::::::::::\ /,-_.' _`-:_::::`:::::::::::\ / /o\| ,-_`-.`--:::`::::::::::) || \_/| / /o\\ `:,'''-:' (#__`-_/ | \_/| /##| ,-.\ ,'' `-. `.__/ ,'###| / || / \ , (##### / || | |___,-##\ /##/ \__,'/ \ /########) |#,'|__..-' `-..__..-'######) / \`.###'`""' / \\\__// ,' \`--' _,-' jrei `-..___..--'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-03.txt #2324 THROAT CANCER (Thu, 2005 Nov 3) ##### / ##### IS IT JUST ME OR HAVE ROGER EBERT'S [===#### MOVIE REVIEWS GOTTEN LESS INTERESTING /_ )### NOW THAT HIS THROAT CANCER DUMPED HIM |_ ## L / | _.-' `-._ / \ | Y Y | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ) ( | . ( Y ) , [~~~~~~~~~~~~~| | _________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ( ) ( ) | | | | ) ( ) ( | | | |-._)_(_.-| | | _________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_| dp|_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-03.txt #2079 TATTOO IDEA (Thu, 2005 Mar 3) . b A I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA $b Vb. FOR A TATTOO !!!! '$b V$b. $$b V$$b. "CAUTION: FILLING WILL '$$b. V$$$$oooooooo. .. BE HOT" '$$P* V$$$$$""**$$$b. .o$$P " .oooZ$$$$b..o$$$$$$$$$$$$C .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .o$$$o$$$$$$$$P""*$$$$$$$$$P"""*$$$P .$$$**$$$$P"q$C "$$$b .$$P $$P "$$$b "$ . .$$$$$b. *" $$ $$$. "***$$$$$$$b. A. V$b . Z$$b. . "*$$$$$b$$: V$$. "*$$$b. b. "$$$$$ "$$b "*$. *b. "$$$b "$$b. "L "$$o. "*" .ooo.. "*$$o. "*$$o. .o$$$$$$$$b. "*$$b. "$$b. .$$$$$*" ""*. "*$$o. "$$$o. $$$$$' "$$o "$$$b. "$$$$ ...oo.. "$b. "$$$$b. "$$$$$$$P*""""" . "$$ "$$$$b "$$$$P" L."$. .$$$$$. $$$$ .. $$$; o$$$$$$ $$$$ . $.l "$$' .$$$$$$$P $$$P .I .$b b '. "P .P*""*$$$$; $$$ .$P $$o ". ". . " ." $$$$ $$; .$$; $$$. 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LOOK MISTER WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS AND |.-----------. | WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS || |()| || |oo| I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU BUT I CAN'T: I'M |'-----------' | A MICROWAVE AND I'VE GOT NO CUNT """"""""""""""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-22.txt #2129 BITKEEPER (Fri, 2005 Apr 22) ,. |`:. | `:. m1a | |`.`:;@. | |;.`.`;| HUGE BITKEEPER CONTROVERSY PEOPLE !!!!!! ; `.';| || ,(`;.`.| || DISSENTION IN THE RANKS OF THE OPEN SOURCE /8o (`:. || COMMUNITY !!!!! /o8888o `; || /@o8888888o (`;| WILL THIS FRACTURE THE TENUOUS STRANDS THAT (`.()oO888888o (< BIND THESE IDEOLOGICAL CREATURES TOGETHER OR `.`.;:oO08c{)/ | WILL IT JUST SERVE TO DRIVE THEM APART ?!?!?! `.`.(),0 / / `.`.`/ / BLOGGING AND TRANSCRIBING EMAILS AND MAILING LIST `.( / ARCHIVES !!!!!!!! HOT STUFF PEOPLE !!!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ GNU/BORING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-23.txt #2130 POPE BENEDICT XVI (Sat, 2005 Apr 23) ___ IS THE NEW POPE'S NEXT STEP TO GET HIMSELF / (`\\ DECLARED CHANCELLOR AND DISSOLVE THE REICHSTAG c` 9\9 ___.-| -_"/ /\===\|_/===\ /`< __ >/ __|,\ b'ger( - | '|/o| '|- \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-16.txt #2092 ENDLESS TECHNO (Wed, 2005 Mar 16) (o_ WHY EVEN HAVE ZOOS ????? CAN'T WE JUST (o_ //\ KILL THE CHICKS AND REPLACE THEM WITH (/)_ V_/_ ENDLESS TECHNO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-02.txt #2078 TSUNAMI DEATH TOLL (Wed, 2005 Mar 2) __________________________________ | |\ MAN THAT TSUNAMI DEATH TOLL | | \ IS SURE TRYING TO GET HIGH | _ _ _ | | SCORE \`-.__,-'\`-.__,-'\`-.__,-'\`-.__,-'\| \_ \_ \_ \_ \ WILL IT ROLL OVER SOON ?!?!?!? `-.__,-' `-.__,-' `-.__,-' `-.__,-' _ _ _ _ |\`-.__,-'\`-.__,-'\`-.__,-'\`-.__,-'\ | \_ \_ \_ \_ \ DO YOU KIDS EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT | | `-.__,-'|`-.__,-'|`-.__,-'|`-.__,-| MEANS \| | | | | |_________|________|________|_______| drx File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-02.txt #2323 GLBT (Wed, 2005 Nov 2) __ __ YAY NOW WE HAVE OUR VERY OWN ACRONYM .' `'._.'` '. WHICH DESCRIBES OUR GROSS PREFERENCES | .--; ;--. | | ( / \ ) | GLBT GLBT GLBT GBLT TLBG LGBT LBGT BLTG \ ;` /^\ `; / :` .'._.'. `; EVEN THE ACRONYM SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE jgs '-`'.___.'`-' CHOKING IT ON DOWN MIGHT I SUGGEST ALSO INCLUDING PEDOPHILES, INCESTUOUS RELATIVES, AND CORPSE FUCKERS !?!?!?!? GLBTPIN OH WAIT I FORGOT FURRIES IN THERE: GLBTPINF COPROPHAGES MAYBE ?!??!?!?! GLBTPINFC GET A FUCKING ROOM YOU CREEPS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-16.txt #2337 PREGNANT CHICK PORN (Wed, 2005 Nov 16) , _cc, '.())(((c (((((()(c YOU KNOW WHAT'S HOT ABOUT PREGNANT CHICK PORN ?!?!?!? '(((('_ _' `((( \ (`\ - ' ) ( __ _.-' ' `. / , -' \ L ` . \ / ` | `c ) c ) J .\__. `---': | \__ \, | L /`\\\> L | / / J L c ' / \ / /\ \-.__.' .' . |`-___.' a:f : `8P / : .' / ` / .' YES PRETTY MUCH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING EVER UNDER ANY / .' CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER . .' L ' \` ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-26.txt #2194 ARE YOU RECORDING THIS (Sun, 2005 Jun 26) ####### ##O#O## IT'S NOT THAT I CAN'T SHIT #VVVVV# ## VVV ## IT'S THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO SHIT # ## # ## REALLY IT'S BEST THIS WAY # ### BECAUSE PENGUIN SHIT IS QQ# ##Q REALLY NASTY ALL WE DO IS QQQQQQ# #QQQQQQ EAT FISH AND SUCK OFF FAGS QQQQQQQ# #QQQQQQQ WHICH PRODUCES A SMELLY PINK QQQQQ#######QQQQQ HEY ARE YOU RECORDING THIS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-13.txt #2030 MAGNETIC NORTH (Thu, 2005 Jan 13) ____ .--"~~" ~"\___ Y ] ~~"\ l `v.,_ _/' ] \ | 7~~" /' \ | / /~"------"~ __.} l_/-^-<-. .--"~ Y I Y / l oj-<______ Y _ ~---~ ( ^ Y l |~t-.__( // \.__.^ \ | | ~\ _.^ "-._ | | "---"~ Y |-^----------..,__ . | |--.,__ --.,__ ~"-. \\ | l l "~--.,_ ~--. \ \\ _____ | \ \___, "-._ / \>-"~ ~"-.--j ~----/ "--" / ,--. Y _Y_ / ( ) ___ |_ -Row ,-~ " "--" " ~-< ~-. / Y \ \ / / . l Y )Y / l /-.____l !\, ) ! / / Y / /"--" / \__/' \ / /_K-~ `\__K-"\__.-" ^.__K-" I'M SO HARD MY DICK'S POINTING TO MAGNETIC NORTH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-23.txt #2252 HOWIE MANDEL (Tue, 2005 Aug 23) _ ( \ SO IT TURNS OUT HOWIE MANDEL ISN'T DEAD __ _)_\_ FOR SOME STRANGE REASON ' \;---.-._S_____2_ / / /_/ (______ SO WHO KEEPS FEEDING THIS FUCKER __( _;-' = =|____._'.__ / _/ _ @\ _(@( '--.\ I THOUGHT WE ALL AGREED HE WAS (_ / /\ _ =( ) ___ \\ TO BE EUTHANIZED (IT IS THE / /\ \_ '.___'-.___~. '\ ONLY HUMANE THING TO DO) snd / /\ \__'--') '-.__c` \ | | .' )___'--'/ /`) \ / | |'-| _|--'\_(_/ '.' | | \_ -\ \ | \ /`) '._/ (_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-07.txt #2024 DONALD DUNE (Fri, 2005 Jan 7) .------._ / \.-. \_-_:===='; _.) I'M THE KWISATZ HADERACH .'/''..''\', \\ | ' || '.| | | || | | | | 0 || 0 | | .'_ __.--.__ _'. (__. _.----._ .__) `--======--' dlK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-22.txt #2190 RADICAL HYSTERECTOMY (Wed, 2005 Jun 22) ,%/7\\` (/// .\\) (((( - ))) YOU NEED A RADICAL HYSTERECTOMY: ((|)_*_/((( ))(/) (\((|) DUMP THE BITCH ((((\___/))(\ / ,-) (-. \ ( ( ( _ _ ) ) ) \ \ )^ ^ ^( / / ) y y ( \( )/ \_______/ \ / / y / ( ' \ \ \ y-._ hjw |\,' X-' _,T-) / (__,-%_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-03.txt #2020 A NEW RULE (Mon, 2005 Jan 3) ,"=-. / _),`'". ( /a( ), ) ) C = = ?/ ONCE YOU HAVE CHILDREN YOU SHOULD ( )) (_ o-< BE BANNED FROM PORN FOREVER ) ( `-' \; ( \_ ( | \ ) )| \_/} \ \ \(_;/-|_) )/) `._,--/ / / `!__!! ( (_o)) ---`-._, )--- ------( / |---- | ( | :__/|\_; \ |/ )(\_ /_)--` gpyy \_! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-27.txt #2256 A TRIBUTE TO JON STEWART (Sat, 2005 Aug 27) _ __/ /=\ \,/ |-| _|___\_/_ |. |_ |. |:| |. |/ |_________| __|___|__ [_________] ,,,,, _|// , , ;; ( / < D =o YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNIEST ABOUT JON STEWART |. / /\| _____|><|_______/o / HOW HE'S GOING TO SQUEAL LIKE A GIRL / '==| :: |==' < / WHEN WE FINALLY STRING THAT FUCKER UP / \ < > /____/ / _/\ | :: | / \ ||_|____|/ |o| | x | ( \ / _'_ \ //// | \ | | | | | | | | | \ _ | _ / \ | / \ | / |_|_| /o | o\ /o _|_ o\ (__/ \__) b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-17.txt #2034 THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD (Mon, 2005 Jan 17) _"_ % (< ? BOOBS ARE THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD ` " __||___ |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % OKAY THINGS I GUESS /:\ |/|, b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-12.txt #2333 DEAR FRANCE (Sat, 2005 Nov 12) A _/X\_ \/X\/ |V| |A| EVERY TIME YOU HEAR FRANCE |V| CRITICIZE THE UNITED STATES /XXX\ ABOUT RACIAL INEQUALITY AND |\/\| RACISM |/\/| |\/\| OFFER TO PUT OUT THE FIRES |/\/| CREATED DURING THEIR RACIAL |\/\| RIOTS WITH YOUR URINE |/\/| IIIIIII AHHH, PRECIOUS URINE |\/_\/| /\// \\/\ IS THERE NO PROBLEM WHICH |/|JGS|\| YOU CANNOT SOLVE /\X/___\X/\ ) IIIIIIIIIIIII ( (| /`-\/XXXXX\/-`\ ) )\/ ( ( ( /`.-'/\|/I\|/\'-.`\ ( (( / ))\)) /`\-/_.-"` `"-._ \-/\ \ )\( | ))( ) (| '.'-.\ ))/ | )/ \(( ) \ \-/`\ /| _ .---. .---. .---. .---.| _`\'-`\_ ) |j||||___| |___| |___| |___|| `""""""` ) \ |=|||=======================| / ) ( [_|j||(O)\__________|(O)\___] hjw \(_)/_ /o____o_\ ) ) \ / ) ( \(_)/_ /o____o_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-06.txt #2327 FINGERNAILS (Sun, 2005 Nov 6) .-. .-. .-|U|-. .-| |-. LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE HERE |U| |U| | | | | | | | |-. | | | |-. IF YOU ARE A GUY, AND YOU PAINT | | | |U| | | | | | YOUR FINGERNAILS, THEN YOU ARE A HOMO | | | | | |_|_|_| | /| ` | / ) `-| NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS | | | | | `-- | | | | || | IS ANYTHING UNCLEAR TO ANYONE \ / \ ' / ABOUT THAT | | | | | | VK | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-27.txt #2134 VIDEO STRIP POKER (Wed, 2005 Apr 27) .oo. HHHHHb. /`HHHHHHb JULIA CHANNEL ??!?!? CHECK > `dHHHHH / dHHHHHHb IN A VIDEO STRIP POKER GAME !??!!?? CHECK : HHHHHHHH .-""FHHHHHHH WHERE SHE PLAYS REALLY BADLY ?!?!?! CHECK | JHHHHHHH J FHHHHHHb + \ JHHHHHHH WAIT IN GERMAN ?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? .' \ FHHHHHH+_ FULL FUCKING STOP `. ; \ \HHHHF "+ `| _> \HHF+_ \ FOLKS THE GERMAN LANGUAGE IS THE F_+" .'J | j INSTANT ANTIBONER J+" .': F | j _+" _+' : +_ | F %" .-' . =.F j | ;I \ =./ | (`-.......___+___L ```='"""""==_ "_.--' | `./ J | +' .' | F J | F JF F J F| KroggF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-06.txt #2082 LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT (Sun, 2005 Mar 6) '! !' '\).-.(/' .) o o (. FROM: BONO n (o) n' .-@ =-= @-. TO: PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH / .'=._.='. \ .-' '-.".-' '-. )_ /-._,6,_.-\ _( '. /. " .\ .' '"' ; ; '"' '. .' 6: :6 PLZ SEND SOAP AND SHAMPOO, : : '. .' THX !!!!!!!! : : '. .' ! ! : : .-. ! ' ; ' ; " '. .' "^Y$bpgd$P^" "Y$$P' fsc / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-12.txt #2088 NOT ENOUGH ROUGHAGE (Sat, 2005 Mar 12) /|_/| | -.-| TOADS ARE NOT ENOUGH ROUGHAGE \ ^/ SAID OUR HERO AS HE STRAINED / | TO PASS THE DIGESTED REMAINS OF (\ / | HIS ONLY FRIEND \\ / ||| ================ | | VK \____________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-13.txt #2089 YOU VS. WORLD (Sun, 2005 Mar 13) _,\?dZkMHF&$*q#b.. .//9MMMMMMM?:'HM\\"`-''`.. ..` :MMMMMMMMMMHMMMMH?_ `-\ . .dMMMMMMMMMMMMMM'"'" `\. . |MMMMMMMMMMMMMR \\ - T9MMMMMHH##M" `? : (9MMM' !':. &k .: HMM\_?p "":-b\. `ML - "'"H&#, : |M| : ?\,\dMH#b#. 9b : |MMMMMMM##, `* : . +MMMMMMMMMMMo_ - : HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM#, : : 9MMMMMMMMMMMMMH' . : . *HMMMMMMMMMMP .' : MMMMMMMMMH' . - :MMMMMMM'` . `. 9MMMMM*' - IN THE FIGHT BETWEEN -. {MMM#' : YOU AND THE WORLD, - |MM" .' EAT SHIT `. &M'.. . ..' ' . ._ .- '-. -voboo#&:,-.-` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-07.txt #2083 POOR MARK JEN (Mon, 2005 Mar 7) ( !! b''-_ POOR MARK JEN !!!!!!!! |d-=" b| |d DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS o | ON YOUR WAY OUT FUCKFACE / o / o d /O o o\ / bd b \ * |d | \ ejm96 o| | \ || | \ '' ' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-26.txt #2133 ONCE YOU DIP (Tue, 2005 Apr 26) ,%/7\\` (/// .\\) (((( - ))) ONCE YOU DIP YOUR DICK INTO ANY PARTICULAR WOMAN ((|)_*_/((( MORE THAN A FEW TIMES YOU COME TO REALIZE THERE'S ))(/) (\((|) NOTHING BUT BROKEN SHIT IN THERE AND DECIDE ((((\___/))(\ TO MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE / ,-) (-. \ ( ( ( _ _ ) ) ) \ \ )^ ^ ^( / / ) y y ( \( )/ \_______/ \ / / y / ( ' \ \ \ y-._ hjw |\,' X-' _,T-) / (__,-%_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-07.txt #2328 A DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTION (Mon, 2005 Nov 7) __ _-"" ""-_ IF JESUS WERE ALIVE TODAY WHO ; / \ WOULD HE SAY IS THE BETTER <'--__ ; ; | ; o | * STARSHIP CAPTAIN: KIRK OR PICARD ,,-, <'--__<'--_|_<'--__,-_/\.### ,,-, ,-,,| ,,-, `-__/___) \_ _/ -__ __- "" Faroul File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-13.txt #2334 ODE TO SPAMCOP (Sun, 2005 Nov 13) .---. .--. ___/ \ DEAR SPAMCOP: YOU ARE A HUGE PIECE OF SHIT / `.-"" `-, ; ; / O O \ / I HAVE A GREAT IDEA !!! HOW ABOUT AN OPEN `. \ /-' BLACKLIST !!!!!! SURELY THIS PLAN WILL WORK _ J-.__; _.' PERFECTLY AS ANYONE CAN FLAG ANYONE ELSE AS (" / `. -=: A SPAMMER !!!!!!!!! I CANNOT SEE ANY FLAW HERE `: `, -=| | F\ i, ; -| LOOK AT ME !!!! I'M JOE SCHMO MAKING A DIFFERENCE | | | || \_J BY TRYING TO HELP FIGHT SPAM !!!!! SURELY IF I fsc mmm! `mmM Mmm' FORWARD FORGED BOUNCES TO SPAMCOP THIS WILL DO GOOD IN THE WORLD RATHER THAN JUST MAKING MORE POINTLESS BUSYWORK FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED P.S. PIECE OF SHIT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-16.txt #2033 MANHUNT (Sun, 2005 Jan 16) ___ /. `\ I THINK WE SHOULD GET A BUNCH OF / , ` | FUCKING PUSSY GIRLY MEN IN A ROOM AND /^\__/' THEN PUT SPIDERS ON THEIR FACES _,--~, /_ AND CHALLENGE THEM TO DO STUPID SHIT /' ~~~ -__ ~-, AND RECORD THEM BITCHING AND ,/ , _ \ WHINING ABOUT EACH OTHER !!!!!!! / |`-_ _ '_/%\ `\ / |_, ~~ __/`\ \ IT'S TOTALLY QUEER EYE MEETS ,--~~"' / \ `--/ |, > FEAR FACTOR MEETS THE APPRENTICE !!!! //^|~~---' ; , , | ' ,'` , ( | / ,' `;;;,' \ ,' | / 77); `./||` / ,"^ \, , / / \ , ( ,' \ | \ `. \_- \ \ ; \ `, ` ' \ | TELEVISION FOR FUCKING RETARDS \ ` \ ` | ) `, `. / ' ,' ) mooO' Ooom' mOm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-02.txt #2019 RAPE FINALLY (Sun, 2005 Jan 2) _____ ((( `\ MAYBE IF SOMEONE JUST UP _ _`\ ) AND RAPED ME I'D FINALLY (^ ) ) SHUT MY FUCKING BON-BON ~-( ) GUZZLING WORD HOLE _'((,,,))) ,-' \_/ `\ HEHE !!!! ( , | `-.-'`-.-'/|_| \ / | | =()=: / ,' aa File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-26.txt #2255 MYTHBUSTERS MOLESTATION (Fri, 2005 Aug 26) .$$$$$. . |/())))) $)'\$==. %%%%%%\%%\ IS IT JUST ME OR DOES KARI FROM / ((((==) ') - $$$'===%%%%\'.| MYTHBUSTERS SERIOUSLY NEED MOLESTING |((((( <( \-_/$$ )" _)%% )/| | ())))_/._\._) //_.\_ %% ( / I MEAN YOU'D HAVE TO MAKE YOUR WAY | \_) /.--._\___/__.-.\ (.' / THROUGH SCOTTIE FIRST (SHE DOESN'T \_ ( __._'_..'.__. ) .' LIKE SHARING) \ ) (_.(_)/( / \\ / \ / \ // I MEAN LOOK THERE'S THE WELDING AND ) \ ). \ / ( THE TATTOOS BUT STILL SHE SEEMS / ' \ / \| ' \ WELL-USED AND ANYWAY HALF-HIPPIES ( | | / \/ | )_) ARE ALWAYS EASY TO TRICK :-'-- /| / /| / \ _\| / | / .-' | / '. \ SHE'S A FREAKING FIRE BREATHER IN _/ | / \| ( ( \ '.\ A CIRCUS SHOW PEOPLE ( ).'/ | | ) | | | \ /.' (_ / | / ) \'| |._) ANYWAY BACK TO KARI: HOT HOT HOT .oO | / | \/ \| \ | |( \ ) mrf)\ )_\ _____(__'-.___)/____..'__)___'._'.__ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-23.txt #2191 THE UNITED NATIONS (Thu, 2005 Jun 23) . ___/|' _____ ____/_. .' //'''/ _ ~|,, @ }| .'____(___ . \(====) } > '/.------'/ ___ /_\ |^^_ } \ / \--'._ ( / _ \// |/ \ _ > .'/\_-.. ''-.> ( (_) )' (_)xx\ ____//\'. ''\'. '___\_/ .' (__)xx>/--/-\' '.\ ''\.' .___.' <)=\ (__)x//_// || _\\__ .' ) <)=+ '. (_)_/ |/\__||_/ ' \'xxxxx '. <)= . '._(_( __ \/ \_ xxxx \ |/ '. _\| / _/_/_/~~/~~~/'.___. '.__ ' |/ / _ ) ( /_ \ \_ \ / // \/ '. |/~ |RS|/~ <)=/ // <)=/ // <)=/ // <)=+ ( <)=+ ( <)=+ <)=.'\=(> <)=.'\=(> <)=.'\=(> IF THE U.N. IS SO HIGH AND MIGHTY WHY DIDN'T THEY STOP HITLER IN 1938 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-28.txt #2045 YOUR COMPLETE ATTENTION (Fri, 2005 Jan 28) * CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR /) (\ COMPLETE ATTENTION / ) ( \ _( (_ _ _ _) )_ THAT STAR REPRESENTS YOUR (((\ \> /_> <_\ \ /<|>/ |/ /| HEY I HAVE AN IDEA \__ | - \ - | /#| \#\ | | | /###| LET'S GIVE THIS MICROPHONE TO A \##\ | \| | /#####| MORON AND SEE WHAT THEY SAY \###\ | _______ | /######| \####\ | / \/ \/ \|/#######| |######\| |#########| |########\______/##########| |#########\ /##########/ |##########\ |#########/\ WOW /###########\/########/###\ VW /################\######/########\ SOMETHING MORONIC, NOT WHAT /##################\###/###########\ I EXPECTED /###################\#/##############\ /####################/#################\ /###################/####################\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-11.txt #2332 RETURN OF THE KING TAKEAWAY (Fri, 2005 Nov 11) _.. .' `", ; \ TURNS OUT GOLLUM WASN'T GAY, .---._; ^, ; HE WAS JUST REALLY TIRED .-' ;{ : .-. ._; .--"" \*' o/ o/ / , / : _`"; ; \; `. `"+' | } / _.'T"--"\ : / .'.--""-,_ \ ; \ / /_ `,\ ; : / / `-.,_ \`. : |; { .' `- ; `, \ : \ `; { `-,__..-' \ `}+=, : \ ; `. `, `-,\" ! |\ `; \}?\|} .-' | \ ; .'}/ i.' \ `, fsc ``''-' / \ /J|/{/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-24.txt #2131 GEFORCE 6800 GT (Sun, 2005 Apr 24) .-. (/^\) OKAY PLAYING HALF-LIFE 2 AT 1600X1200 WITH 4X HARDWARE (\ /) ANTIALIASING I CAN TOTALLY TELL THAT ALYX LIKES ME MORE .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-30.txt #2137 WHAT A NIGHT (Sat, 2005 Apr 30) o o | o I AM THE ALL-SEEING ALL-KNOWING COUGH \\ ||| // COUGH COUGH COUGH HOLD ON \ \ | / / / \ / \ / \ COUGH COUGH WAIT A MINUTE COUGH --= o =-- \ / \ / \ / OH BOY COUGH COUGH COUGH IT HURTS / / | \ \ // ||| \\ HOLD ON I'M ALMOST COUGH COUGH o | o o SORRY WOW WHAT A NIGHT OKAY LET'S START FROM THE TOP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-18.txt #2125 SLIM-FAST (Mon, 2005 Apr 18) __. /-7 k .-' o.-'/ I'VE LOST ALMOST 3 GRAMS ON THE SLIM-FAST PLAN / .; \ ( [ ) \ [.---. ;/ \ ) \ (/ ) | AsH / \ ( [_' \_~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-11.txt #2087 W-W-WHAT (Fri, 2005 Mar 11) ???????????????????????????? . ############################ ??????????????????????????? % ########################### ?????????????????????????? %*: ########################## ????????????????????????? %#*?: ######################### ??????????????????????? ,%##*??:. ####################### ????????????????????? ,%##*?*#*??:. ##################### ??????????????????? ,%###*??*##*???:. ################### ????????????????? ,%####*???*###*????:. ################# ??????????????? ,%####**????*####**????:. ############### ????????????? ,%#####**?????*#####**?????:. ############# ???????????? %######** HEY YOU **??????: ############ ??????????? %######** KISS MY BIG FAT ??????: ########### ?????????? %######** MOTHERFUCKING **??????: ########## ?????????? %######** ASS **??????: ########## ?????????? %######***???????*#######***??????: ########## ??????????? %######**??????***######**??????: ########### ???????????? '%######****:^%*:^%****??????:' ############ ?????????????? "%####*:' %*: '%*????:" ############## ???????????????? %#*?: ################ ??????????????????????? ,%##*??:. ####################### ????????????????????? .%###***???:. ##################### ??????????????????????????????####################### BITCH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-05.txt #2081 THE PATRIOT ACT (Sat, 2005 Mar 5) _.====.._ ,:._ ~-_ `\ ~-_ | _ _ | `. ,/ /_)/ | | ~-_ -..__..-'' \_ \_\ `_ ~~--..__...----... THE PATRIOT ACT IS WEAKENING OUR DEFENSES AGAINST TSUNAMIS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-04.txt #2080 CALM DOWN OFFICER (Fri, 2005 Mar 4) * / \ CALM DOWN OFFICER /* \ /. : *\ SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME YOU DUMB PIG /_ . ._\ / * \ ALL I SAID WAS WE SHOULD THROW THEM / . . \ TO THE LIONS AND CALL IT XMAS FROM NOW / * . . *\ ON / . * . : \ / : * * . \ GEEZE YOU'D THINK I LICKED YOUR DICK / . * . : \ AND CALLED IT CHRISTMAS /___ : . * ___\ / : . : . \ MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!! DISGUSTING / . : . *\ SLOPPY BLOWJOBS ON PRIMETIME ABC, CBS, /* . : . .\ NBC AND SOMETIMES EVEN PBS (WHEN /. * . * : .\ PRESENTED ARTFULLY) /. : . : . * . \ /_____________________\ ANYWAY WE COULD GAS THEM TOO |___| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-19.txt #2126 FRUITFLIES (Tue, 2005 Apr 19) ____ ;----""(#) GOOD THING I DON'T HAVE TO LIVE ON A DIET OF '--|-|'|' FRUITFLIES BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST TOO GODDAMN FAST ltb / | \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-03-10.txt #2086 ALBANIA (Thu, 2005 Mar 10) ___ / \ \ // | |___________________________________ | |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| | |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| | |$$$$$$$$$`--'$$$$$$$$$| | |$$$$$$$$$`--+MM)MM(MM+--'$$$$$$$$$| | |$$$$$$$$$`--+MMMMMMMM+--'$$$$$$$$$| | |$$$$$$$$$`-->MMMMMMMM<--'$$$$$$$$$| | |$$$$$$$$$`--'$/MMMM\$`--'$$$$$$$$$| | |$$$$$$$$$$>-'/'/MM\\`\-<$$$$$$$$$$| | |$$$$$$$$$$$'$$''AA``$$`$$$$$$$$$$$| | |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$\7$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| | |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| | |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| | |""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" | | | | ALBANIA | | | | ALBANIA | | | | YOU BORDER ON THE ADRIATIC | | | | YOUR LANDS ARE MOSTLY MOUNTAINOUS | | | | AND YOUR CHIEF EXPORT IS CHROME | | | | | | | | | | | | MT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-04-25.txt #2132 VIVE LA FRANCE (Mon, 2005 Apr 25) . |~ /|\ |-.-| '-:-' , [|] LIBERTE [|] , [|] EGALITE [|] , [|] OBSTRUCTIONITE .[|]. :/|\: [/|\] [/|\] .:_#|#_:. |_ '-' _| /\:-.-:/\ /\|_[|]_|/\ _/\|~ [|] ~|/\_ [''=-.[|].-=''] :-._ | _.-: //\;::-:-::;/\\ /\.'-\\/|\//-'./\ .'\/' :\|/: '\/'. .//\(' [\|/] ')/\\. '':][\.' .[\|/]. './][:'' '' :/\|/\: '' SM .[\/|\/]. '.|.' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-10.txt #2331 BONERVILLE (Thu, 2005 Nov 10) :::8888888888888888888888888888888P""""""48888888888888888888888::::88 ::::8888888888888888888888P ____.------.____ 488888888888888:::888 ::::88888888888888888P __.--"" _._ ""--.__ 4888888888:::888 :::::888888888888P _.-" .-~ | ~-. "-._ 488888:::888 :::::888888888P _-" | | | "-_ 488::8888 ::::::888888P ,' | _:_ | .-:~--.._8 8:::::88888 ,' . .-"~~ | ~~"-. .~ | | 88:::::88P /_.-~:. . : | | | . | | | 888::::8P /| | `.o ! | | | : | | | 8P_..--~:-.| | | d | | | . o | | | 8| | ~. | | o | __.:.__ | ; b | | | 8| | | | | d8 .-"~~ | ~~"-.o 8 | | | 8| | | _|.--~:-98 | | |8b 8.:~-.| | | 8| A | | | ~. | | _.-:~--._ .' | | | | 8| M | | | | | | | | | | | | | | 8| C | | | | | | | | | | | | O | 8| | | | | | | | | | | | | | j | 8| 9 | | | | | | | | | | | | o | 8| 9 | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WELCOME TO BONERVILLE (NEAR VACAVILLE) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-11-04.txt #2325 EHARMONY (Fri, 2005 Nov 4) _ @@@ (") @(")@ WHY AREN'T ALL YOU PEOPLE ON EHARMONY.COM YET ??!?!? _H_ _H_ /. .\ /C D\ DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL EVER //|.|\\ /').(/ BE LOVED ?!??!?! ' |U| `' ( v ) ||| \|/ WHAT ARE YOU STUPID SIGN UP NOW ||| (|) '-` '-` EACH DAY YOU PUT IT OFF JUST MEANS THAT THE ONE OR TWO PEOPLE ALIVE IN THE WORLD WHO MIGHT POSSIBLY LOVE YOU VK COULD DIE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-08.txt #2176 FLESHLIGHT (Wed, 2005 Jun 8) _.----. .----------------" / / \ ( EVEREADY | | |) | `----------------._\ \ / "----' LiN HOLY SHIT !!! IT FEELS JUST LIKE A REAL PUSSY !!!! WAIT THIS IS JUST A NORMAL FLASHLIGHT OW OW OW OW I NEED SUTURES AND A HUG STAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-25.txt #2254 MARRY ME OR ELSE (Thu, 2005 Aug 25) _,________ MARRY ME ON THE 20TH OR ELSE ON sjw _T _==____() THE 21ST I'M EATING THIS GUN /##(_)-' /##/ (NOT SHOOTING MYSELF, ACTUALLY EATING IT, """ LIKE KLINGER DID IN M*A*S*H) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-01.txt #2018 BLU (Sat, 2005 Jan 1) |. /_\ o |___| (+) /_____\ () /_\ |=====| || (___) |_____| _________ _______ /__\ |.| |.| / \ __| S N | _ |__| |o| _|_ _ |.| _ /___________\ | |: : :| | 0 __ + ||_ _|_|__|#|_/_\ |.| / \_ |[] [] [] []|__|_|: : :| | | |__| _|__ _|| |_ / |#| |:|_|.|_/____\ |[] [] [] []| |: : :| |_._|_/\/\/\/____\/______\/_______|#|_|:| |.| | [] |_|[] [] [] []| __|_____| |_____|_|_|_|____|________|_______|_|_|_|_|_|_|____|_|__H__H__H__|_|__|_____| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================================================================= ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- JB PLEASE TAKE NOTE: I HEARD BLU IS JUST A MOOD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-15.txt #2032 LITTLE CHRISTIAN FISH (Sat, 2005 Jan 15) HI I'M THE LITTLE CHRISTIAN FISH I'M AN ICON AND A WARNING SIGN (NO JEWS, NO A-RABS, NO BLACKS, NO IRISH) / <>< File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-31.txt #2260 READING RAINBOW (Wed, 2005 Aug 31) _ _______ _______ _ /_/_______/\-----/\_______\_\ / /\ _ \ \---/ / _ /\ \ WHO ELSE WATCHES READING RAINBOW / / \ \_\ \ \-/ / /_/ / \ \ AND WANTS TO BEAT OFF UNTIL /_/ /\ \_______\/-\/_______/ /\ \_\ GEORDI CAN'T SEE ANYMORE /\ \ \/ / _ /\-/\ _ \ \/ / /\ /\ \ \ / /_/ / /-\ \ \_\ \ / / /\ / \ \_\/_______/ /---\ \_______\/_/ / \ / /\ \/\_\_______\/-----\/_______/_/\/ /\ \ \ \/ /\/_/_______/\-----/\_______\_\/\ \/ / \ / / /\ _ \ \---/ / _ /\ \ \ / \/ / / \ \_\ \ \-/ / /_/ / \ \ \/ \/_/ /\ \_______\/-\/_______/ /\ \_\/ \ \ \/ / _ /\-/\ _ \ \/ / / \ \ / /_/ / /-\ \ \_\ \ / / \_\/_______/ /---\ \_______\/_/ \_\_______\/-----\/_______/_/ LGB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-08-19.txt #2248 EMPOWERED WOMAN (Fri, 2005 Aug 19) o oo o o o I'M AN *EMPOWERED* WOMAN !!!!!! SEE I'M GOING ___o o o TO EAT THIS LAST BON BON AND I'M NOT EVEN /`._;o o GOING TO ASK ANYONE'S PERMISSION FIRST | / o ;_ | `-' jg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-01-29.txt #2046 YOU WONDER WHAT (Sat, 2005 Jan 29) O O | | *** \ / *** * ** \ / ** * I WONDER IF ** ooooo ** \ / ** ooooo ** TIMECOP WIPES ** oooooooooo *\ /* oooooooooo ** FRONT TO ** ooooooooooo *[ ]* ooooooooooo ** BACK ** oooooooooooo *[ ]* oooooooooooo ** ** 0000000000000 *[ ]* 0000000000000 ** ** ============= *[ ]* ============= ** ** 000000000000 *[ ]* 000000000000 ** *** ooooooooo *[ ]* ooooooooo *** ********** *[ ]* ********** ** ooo * ooo ** ** ooooo * * ooooo ** ** oooooo * * oooooo ** ** 00000000 ** ** 00000000 ** ** ========= ** ** ========= ** ** 0000000 ** ** 0000000 ** ** oooo ** ** oooo ** ** oo * * oo ** *** *** * * File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-06-20.txt #2188 DON'T HATE THE PLAYER (Mon, 2005 Jun 20) ejm98 _____ _____ _____ |6 | |2 | _____ |5 || ^ ^ | | ^ ||3 | _____ | ^ ^ || ^ ^ | _____ | || ^ ^ ||4 || ^ || ^ ^ ||7 | | ^ || || ^ ^ || ^ ^ ||____9|| ^ ^ | _____ |____Z|| ^ || ||____S| |^ ^ ^||8 | _____ |____E|| ^ ^ | | ^ ^ ||^ ^ ^||9 | |____h| |____L|| ^ ^ ||^ ^ ^| _____ |^ ^ ^||^ ^ ^| _____ |K WW| |____8||^ ^ ^| _____ |Q ww| | ^ {)| |____6| _____ |J ww| | ^ {(| |(.)%%| _____ |10 ^ || ^ {)| |(.)%%| | |%%%||A . | |^ ^ ^||(.)% | | |%%%| |_%%%>|| /.\ | |^ ^ ^|| | % | |_%%%O| |(_._)| |^ ^ ^||__%%[| | | | |___0I| |____V| DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE THINGS THE PLAYER MUST DO IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN HIS GOOD REPUTATION AS A COMPETENT PLAYER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-26.txt #2377 PLAY BY PLAY ACTION (Mon, 2005 Dec 26) ____ ____ , -- - --- -. ((( (( /// // ' \\-\ \ )) )) (FLASH) /// /// (( _ _ -- \\-- \\\ \) ((( == (( -- (( )) )- ) __ )) ))) (RUMBLING) (( (( -= (( --- ( _ ) --- )) )) (( __ (( ()((( \\ / /// )) __ ))) (BLAST WAVE) \\_ (( __ | | __ ) _ )) ,| | | (DEBRIS) `-._____,-' `--.___,--' (MUSHROOM CLOUD) | | | || (GHOSTS) | || | , _, | | | ( (( (((( /,| __| | )))) ))) ) )) (())) __/ ||( ,, ((//\ ) )))) -((( ///_.___ _/ ||,,_____,_,,, (|\ \___.....__.. ))------ool ____/ |/______________| \/_/\__ / \/_/| / |___|___|__ || ___ \ |___|___|_ |/\ /__/| / | | \/ |__|/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-16.txt #2153 (NOT) PROOF OF GOD (Mon, 2005 May 16) _ (` ). _ ( ). .:(` )`. ) _( '`. :( . ) .=(`( . ) .-- `. ( ) ) (( (..__.:'-' .+( ) ` _` ) ) `. `( ) ) ( . ) ( ) ._ ) ` __.:' ) ( ( )) `-'.-(` ) ) ) ( ) --' `- __.' :( )) .-' (_.' .') `( ) )) (_ ) ` __.:' --..,___.--,--'`,---..-.--+--.,,-,,..._.--..-._.-a:f--. PRETTY SURE GOD IS NOT WATCHING US OR RATHER HE SOMETIMES DOES BUT MOST OF THE TIME HE'S SLEEPING SO YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH GET AWAY WITH WHATEVER YOU WANT ALSO HE KIND OF LOVES YOU BUT SOMETIMES HE GETS ARBITRARILY MAD AND MAKES GOOD PEOPLE SUFFER FOR NO REAL REASON SO DON'T TRY TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT EITHER SO IN SUMMARY THERE IS A GOD BUT HIS INTEREST AND INVOLVEMENT IS EXACTLY AS IF HE WEREN'T THERE AT ALL HAPPY CHANNUKAH OR WHATEVER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-02.txt #2139 GAY FIREMEN (Mon, 2005 May 2) ! || !| | \ _ | \ /~ ~\ \ \_ /<- ->\ GAY PEOPLE WOULDN'T GET BASHED SO HARD \ \_\.O.|\\ IF THEY DIDN'T DO THINGS THAT WERE SO GROSS \ ' /__" | \ I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE IT'S COMMON SENSE \ ' . \ \ \ /) > IF THEY JUST SOLD SHOESHINES AND FOUGHT FIRES \ , | / NO ONE WOULD HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEM | \__/ < > /o |) / T / / | / / | . / \/ \/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ > \ /^ / ^\ ^^^~ ~~~mOm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-23.txt #2071 FAMILY FEUD (Wed, 2005 Feb 23) ,-^-_ `>. / _ `-'> WHY DOES THE HOME IMPROVEMENT GUY HOST / |,' / ^-_/' FAMILY FEUD NOW | |__--. | *|(@)/ \_/--/ .:===:. <^-_ |//#####\\ \ ||##._.##|| \ \ ,' \#|| THE FAT ONE NOT THE COKE HEAD ^-_^--\ |// \^--^ // FRM ':===:' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-13.txt #2211 YOU'RE HURTING ME (Wed, 2005 Jul 13) _ _ ,d$$$b d$$$b$$[ o $$< q \ .' ) _, | / YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGS ,`-_/ ` \'|\ AND A LITTLE BIT MORE /' / pb / `; `\ | ( `--,---,-', / `._ /_;,_|--' )=,,_ .-' "-'(^^|/' / ``=ssssss( `' `---,_ / `$, < |_______`$b / /| |$`$ | || ``-, | / / | `\ |_ _--' /`--_ ) ,""---| _/ / | | ,--| __/|_ `-----' ( | | ,`' (___,, | |_ \, (____,, \____,, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-07.txt #2205 FETISH CATEGORIES (Thu, 2005 Jul 7) _..-=._ .' \ / /`'--. \ - DP / h,.. _| | / )=a\ ) \ / ).`='/ \ - SNOWBALLS L_..--/ _`-'--... \ / \ 3 - MILF / \/ / Y ,. \ \ - FISTING / / , | Y`. \ | _/\ c . \ c /| \ \ - FURRIES \ \ `r' `-=-' / \ \ \ \j | / / - BDSM \_ c | ,' ,' 7 | \7' .' - HOMOS L_/ _ ,-' .' / ^ L___/ - GAG FACTOR J \ | L - M2A | . , | \ \l/ F - DVDA F / / \ J : - VANESSA DEL RIO (SO DISGUSTING SHE GETS \ | F HER OWN CATEGORY) \ F / \| / cjr File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-02.txt #2262 PROOF OF GOD (Fri, 2005 Sep 2) ~ ~ ( o )o) OKAY WHEN I GET THE IMPORTED 12-PACKS OF BEER ( o )o )o) FROM THE LOCAL SAFEWAY WITH THE LITTLE PAPER (o( ~~~~~~~~o CONTAINERS WHERE THE TOP FOLDS INTO A HANDLE ( )' ~~~~~~~' AND SO THE NECKS OF THE BOTTLES ARE EXPOSED, ( )|) |-. I FIGURE THAT AT SOME POINT IN THE DISTRIBUTION o| _ |-. \ CHANNEL THE 12-PACKS ARE PHYSICALLY STORED o| |_||_) | \ \ BELOW SOME OPEN BOX OF WRAPPED CANDIES BECAUSE | | ||_) | | | USUALLY I FIND A CANDY OR TWO IN THE 12-PACK o| | / / THAT APPARENTLY FELL IN THROUGH THE TOP AND | |." " I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IT'S A SIGN THAT GOD | |- ' IS REAL AND THAT HE LOVES ME (HOMMMOHPHHHHH CANDY) mb .========. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-16.txt #2276 GERMANS (Fri, 2005 Sep 16) \..,.- .\ | __ .| .- / .; FOLKS ISN'T IT OBVIOUS THAT _ _| \__/.. \ GERMANS ARE INCAPABLE OF \ ...\| :_ CONTROLLING THEMSELVES | \ / / -. | \ \ __/ | I MEAN JESUS CHRIST OPEN | / A FUCKING HISTORY TEXTBOOK | \ / | \ . , \ ._-. . / __.-/ | \ \ \ IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO WATCH \ \ THEM CAREFULLY TO MAKE SURE THEY ...,. \ DON'T START SPONTANEOUSLY / \. GOOSESTEPPING HE WOULDN'T HAVE / ,. NAMED THEM "GERMANS" / ./ | | \,......,__ __, __.-. . I'M STARTING A NEW COMPANY CALLED \/ -/ .. PUNCH-A-GERMAN, WANT TO INVEST -dj1yfk File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-23.txt #2313 ESCALATION (Sun, 2005 Oct 23) .-'"'-. / `. ,' \ | ,' `. | | ___ | MY NEIGHBORS ARE BARBECUING SOME FUCKED UP FISH THING \ ( . ) / THAT IS MAKING MY EYES BURN IT'S SO NASTY '-.:.-' .:. THEREFORE IN RETALIATION I WILL BURN THEIR CHILDREN ::: ::: LOOK IF THEY DIDN'T WANT AN ESCALATION MAYBE THEY ::. SHOULD HAVE GIVEN MORE CAREFUL THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT ':: THEY WERE COOKING FOR DINNER FIRST lf ' FREE FIRE ZONE IN THE BATHROOM FOLKS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-22.txt #2312 SPIELBERG JOINS EA (Sat, 2005 Oct 22) _____ ___/ \___ `-._) (_,-` \O _ O/ \ - / SPIELBERG JOINS EA `-( || _||_ SEQUEL TO DAIKATANA EXPECTED BEFORE 2007 |-..-| |/. \| |\__/| ._|//\\|_, `-(( ))-' __\\//__ gnv >_ /\ _<, ' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-17.txt #2277 SITCOM (Sat, 2005 Sep 17) 089908S90Taaa5Oa599Z6dGbqXmXmmmmRRRRmXpXFXmQFRRFR Z9899949TaaaaaTT89gZddddqqXXXFRQFQFQQRFQQRFFRFFQQ dZbdbbPGP99T4a499Z6dqqqXXXmpFmFFRQQFKKFAFQQKFFQQQ dbmAAAAAQFQKRFmFFQQQFRQAQFFRQQRmQRKKKAAKKQAAAQQQQ DbmBABAD ' '''' ``` `'') '''`` ```.RQmRRRXpRm mRFBNBKD``''---..,.--.!!'`''----'--''``(BFQRQRmRR NOTHING FUNNY HAS RmFNNBA9 `'`-?F0000dRRp'''`'aqZPbpe''''"EKAKKRRRQ HAPPENED ON THIS RXKBNBAb'`''``'''''BFFm!'`'``'` -`'` `iBQQRRRRRm SHOW SINCE DR. GREEN mRFNBBBq''''!bgddPmAAFQ,''` ,,``''`')o9FFAFFQFmmQ DIED OF AIDS RRKNNNBD'``'''`---'-'',:''`'sADi'` ''-aKABBQARKQR RFQNNBBK`'`''```` ``'`'('` `9NARDa' '`' uEQAAKQQR mFQENNNBBAAKKAKQKKKFRAQBAQQQABNBNBAKAAKAABNBBBAAA RRpFFFXDDddddGdqRQXFFFQQFKQQQKAKQKKKAQKAAAAAAKKFK RXRpD6dGg9g9996DDDqmRmXmRmFQFFFRFQFFQFQQKQFKQKQQQ RqXpD6dZGgg96PZddDdqqpDDqqQFRmmXRmRRQRRFFFQRQKFQK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-03.txt #2263 HURRICANE NAMES (Sat, 2005 Sep 3) ),-. /\ <(a `---',' Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NAMED AFTER BITCHES ( `-, ._> ) ) _>.___/ A: DUH _/ hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-06.txt #2204 DON'T FORGET AHMET AND DIVA (Wed, 2005 Jul 6) ,@@@@@@@@@, REPEAT: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE NAMES @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ HIS KIDS DWEEZIL AND MOON UNIT @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@'_ _'@@@@@ @@@| o o |@@@ YOUR DEATH DOES NOT ALLEVIATE '@| (_) |@' YOUR MORTAL SIN AGAINST HUMANITY \ ___ / IN THE FORM OF UNREASONABLE |\_`~`_/| CHILD NAMING PROCEDURES SIR ____/: `"` :\____ /`}}}}}\ /{{{{{`\ / {{{{{ \ / }}}}} \ / }}}}} \.-./ {{{{{ \ | {{{{{ / | \ }}}}} | jgs | }}}}} \/|\/ {{{{{ | | /{{{{{ '-' }}}}}\ | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-12.txt #2210 W.W.C.J.D. (Tue, 2005 Jul 12) __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __|\@\|\@\ ___|\@\|\@\|\@\____|\@\|\@\____|\@\|\@\|\@\__ |\ \a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\a\@\ \ | \ \a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\a\@\ \ \ \ \|@|\|@| \ \|@|\|@|\|@| \ \|@|\|@| \ \|@|\|@|\|@| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\ \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | '---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'pjb WHAT WOULD CHLOE JONES DO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-22.txt #2070 THE ANCIENTS (Tue, 2005 Feb 22) /T /I / |/ | .-~/ T\ Y I |/ / _ /T | \I | I Y.-~/ I l /I T\ | | l | T / T\ | \ Y l /T | \I l \ ` l Y SO THIS IS OUR LEGACY __ | \l \l \I l __l l \ ` _. | \ ~-l `\ `\ \ \\ ~\ \ `. .-~ | IN SUBSPACE THEY CANNOT \ ~-. "-. ` \ ^._ ^. 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(( .^. / /\ " }__ //===- ` / / ' ' "-.,__ {---(==- -Row .^ ' : T ~" ll / . . . : | :! \\ (_/ / | | j-" ~^ ~-<_(_.^-~" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-03.txt #2140 PLAN TO FAIL OR FAIL TO PLAN (Tue, 2005 May 3) _,,,_ .' `'. / ____ \ FOLKS YOU CAN PLAN TO FAIL OR | .'_ _\/ YOU CAN FAIL TO GIVE HER A SLAP / ) a a| WITH THE BACK OF YOUR HAND / ( > | ( ) ._ / ) _/-.__.'`\ ( .-'`-. \__ ) `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ jgs | \ \ \ \ |\ `. / / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-17.txt #2154 SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS (Tue, 2005 May 17) .q$$gp.qp. .q$$$SS$$$$$$$. .d$$SSSS$$$SSS$$$$. d$$SSSSS$$$$$SSSS$$$b FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE :$$SSSSS$$$P`$$SSSSS$$; $$SSSS$$$$P `$$SSSSS$ MOLEST ME :$SSS$$$$P' T$$SSS$. $$SS$Pgj" .+^- T$$$SS$; $SS$$.O"\ ' O". $$$SS$$ $SS$$ ; :$$$SS$; :SS$: :$$$SS$$ $S$$. :_ $$$$SSS$b d$SS$$. _.-, d$$$SSSSS$; :$$SSS$$. `._.' d$$$SSS$SS$$ .+-.$$$$SSS$P`. .':$$SSSS$SS$$.j""-. .' \`l^$$$$S' : `---' $$SSSS$$SS$$: ; t : ) \ ; :$$SS$$$SS$;: : l\ ;.--"" \ `$$$$$SSSP \ `-' ; ;.-" "-. 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File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-27.txt #2378 BILL FOLD (Tue, 2005 Dec 27) IF YOU FOLD UP THE DOLLAR BILL A CERTAIN WAY YOU CAN SEE AN IMAGE OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER ON FIRE AND ALSO THAT I'M A FUCKING IDIOT XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXFEDERAL RESERVE NOTEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XX THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA XXX XX XXXX XX ------- ------------ XXXX XX XXXX XX / jJ===-\ \ C7675 XXXX XX XXXXXX OOO / jJ - - L \ --- XXXXXX XXXXX OOOOO | JJ | X | __ XXXXX XXX 3 OOO | JJ --- X | OOOO 3 XXX XXX | J|\ /| | OOOOOO XXX XXX C36799887 | / | | \ | OOOO XXX XXX | | | | -- XXX XXX ------- \ / \ / XXX X XX \ ____________ / X XX XX XXX 3_________ -------- ___ _______ 3 XXX XX XX XXX ___ ONE DOLLAR i XXX XX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Songsinger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-19.txt #2370 CAN'T STOP PISSING (Mon, 2005 Dec 19) .. - ----. I'__. ..- ''; | . I HAVE A HYGIENE PROBLEM: J. L:..._.- -' . |. I CAN'T STOP PISSING J:. L::. ..- -' . |. ON PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE J::. LP::_..- -' . |:. ________________ J88:. ______________a:f____ a88888baaa. LPP::..- -' . `"88888888|88:. . `"8888:8888:. _J " `""PPPPP""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-25.txt #2376 TUBGIRL (Sun, 2005 Dec 25) ((`~\\_ __/'~/ .' .'`.`:';,". ' `\` `\/ //' . .' `.`:;, , `\` // `!' ' \\ '/ ,,----------"--. ` `\ \\,/, \ww \ I'M TUBGIRL ` \\ _ >(@, \ ` , `.`\ .``,=- (_______) . . `.\ \\ , \====/ ``.`\ `~~~ `---) ------------------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-31.txt #2382 GOOGLE FAGGOTS (Sat, 2005 Dec 31) ,. |`:. | `:. m1a | |`.`:;@. DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU GOOGLE FAGGOTS, | |;.`.`;| YOUR BROWSER WILL TURN GAY ; `.';| || ,(`;.`.| || /8o (`:. || /o8888o `; || /@o8888888o (`;| (`.()oO888888o (< BECAUSE I AM LEARNING THAT FAGGOT BY FAGGOT `.`.;:oO08c{)/ | `.`.(),0 / / `.`.`/ / `.( / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-08.txt #2056 ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION (Tue, 2005 Feb 8) > > --, .::. `\ // _ (" ) ("_) (XX)// __\) / \ / \-. d___"-_ `. ( ")____, \\ // /)_ _)\\ `---//\ ) / \---^ `=') .'.-. \ ^ n_/ `" // \___.a ( (/ \ \ ( / <' \/\\---" \\\ c-" -2 n UU ____________________________________________________________________a:f ____ ___ _____ _ THE FACT THAT I CANNOT GET AN ERECTION DOESN'T MEAN I SHOULDN'T TRY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-01.txt #2138 NAPSTER (Sun, 2005 May 1) _.ooo._ ,dMP"""QMb. WE'RE MORONS |vP' _..._ 'Qv| ,d|`." ".'|b. CM| |MD `Q|---. ,---|P' \`---'_'---'/ `. ._. ,' `-._.-' M-K File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-15.txt #2152 A BIBLE LESSON (Sun, 2005 May 15) (\ _\_(`\_ `/` _ `/,-'=/` _,'|`._ /' `/` ,-' |||._ `-._ i_i _,-' ,-' || `__ `-._ "=(. .)=" _,-' _,-' --||- (..=`/._ `-/#\ ( i_i ,\ _,-' | )|_|-==` \_)`-/ /v "=(. .)=" ,' ,|/ \ |__||\ //|\\ / / #/ ,/ \ ( ,' ,' ((_.--._)) || )(/|\)' /# ; ,/ #,/v ,' ,' |`- -' ||/ (/\\ / #; ,/# ,/ ,' ' / | \ */"-._ |/ _____,-''"/_)/__ / ,',---|((_.--._(__/ _.--""_____)-//_______"-. (,-.)| `- -( _,"_.--"" |||(( __ "-.: ___,/ ;| \ */ _\'_," (\__/) |||\\\ |__`,()() . \ (,_.) (_| (__/,'_,' /_/)=\.\. = |||||| | `( ` ``\|\)\ ( ;.__| _,-'_,' =//. ==> _7)< |||||| |`` , ` * "") ___\ _,--'_,-' //_(7__/) ////\ |||||| |``` \___.--' \_"""_,--' <*)_//'"" )/_/-"""":|||||,""""(("-._/ | """" ) ( _(-' _.---"\___,----. |||||| | ,' "`._ ,(( | ) ( \_/' ,' _"" "_ `.||||| |,"\\'--._) "._ \ \_/<. .>""( ( . .) )|||| |\\ \/,"\\ /`--._) <. .>|_/\| \/ ) \,-( \(||||| | \\)"\\ \) ||_/( ( | |\/ /, \ \ )\\(:|||||,()""""-.:| | \ `-\ | |__\/, :`/-`._____,-""_,' ctr:| |"""\___,""""""""""""""\(_,( (__,-"||---""""""; \---""""---------""""""""````/////))----""""/ ~~~\ ~///////~ ~/~~~~~ \ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ /~~~~/ ~~/ ~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS ISAAC AND THE OTHER FUCKING ONE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-29.txt #2166 MENSA (Sun, 2005 May 29) ... .::':::'::. .:' .' : '. ':. ::--:--:--:--:: :-._ ':. '. : .' .:' _.-: : "-._'':.:::.:''_.-" : MAYBE NOW THE JOCKS WILL STOP BEATING ME UP : "-._'''_.-" : : ._ "-" _. : OR AT LEAST FIND BETTER TARGETS IN THIS NEW : : "-._ _.-" : : PEER GROUP !!!!! : : ": :" : : '-.-' : : '-.-' I DON'T HAVE TO BE FASTER THAN THE LION grp : : I JUST HAVE TO BE FASTER THAN THE SLOWEST '-.-' GUY IN THE HERD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-20.txt #2068 AMERICAN DUTY (Sun, 2005 Feb 20) .-"""--..__ || |""--.._""--..__.__ || | """--.._"""-..__ || | """--.._""--..__ || | """--__ `. || | ".| AMERICA SHOULD MIND ITS OWN || | || BUSINESS IN WORLD AFFAIRS || | || EXCEPT WHEN BAD THINGS HAPPEN || | || AROUND THE WORLD AND THEN IT'S || | || THEIR *DUTY* TO HELP !!!!!!!! || | || || | || || | || || | || AMERICA SUCKS !!!!!!!!! || | || || | || TAP TAP TAP ON MY LAPTOP || | ______________ || AT A CAFE IN SEATTLE || | |__|__|__|__|__| || ON A TUESDAY AFTERNOON || | _________________|| || `"""""""""""""" _______|_________________ ||______.......-------""""""" ______......------""""""| | """"""---------"""""" """ _____-----` `"""-----______ | _____.....-----""""" grp """"""""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-04.txt #2202 DEEP IMPACT (Mon, 2005 Jul 4) | ____.......__ |\ .' _.--""''`` ``''--._ | \ .'/ ..--'` .-'` .._ | \.' / ..-'' .-' '.`'"-: ' .-'` .-' '. __...----""""""""""--.. \ - ..-'' ``""-._ \ .' _. \ `"- \ _.-'` | /-. \ `-. \ | / `. \ wkm `.\ |/ `-\ `. | WE'RE ONLY TRYING TO CRASH SOMETHING INTO COMET TEMPEL 1 BECAUSE WE THINK THERE'S OIL THERE !!!!!!! AND THE REASON WE WERE GIVEN FOR THE MISSION IS THAT WE THINK THE COMET HAS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION !!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I'M A REGISTERED DEMOCRAT SO IT'S KIND OF MY DUTY TO SAY RETARDED THINGS LIKE THAT IN ATTEMPT TO SOUND BOTH CLEVER AND FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME WELL I DID SAY ATTEMPT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-29.txt #2289 MY GREATEST ASSET (Thu, 2005 Sep 29) [\ CURE PREMATURE EJACULATION ?!?!?!?!?!?!?! .----' `-----. //^^^^;;^^^^^^`\ _______//_____||_____()_\________ /826 : : ___ `\ WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I WANT |> ____; ; |/\><| ____ _<) TO CURE IT ?!?! {____/ \_________________/ \____} \ '' / \ '' / IT'S MY GREATEST ASSET jgs '--' '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-10.txt #2208 SYRIAN-SHIVAN CONNECTION (Sun, 2005 Jul 10) _______ | | | |---+---| I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE SYRIAN-SHIVAN CONNECTION | | O|_ | | \/\ \ | | /\) ejm | |`' |\__ |___|___| `\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-15.txt #2275 MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE (Thu, 2005 Sep 15) .-._.--._ / / -. | \ |__ IF YOU LET ME STICK MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH ,-'______.-' YOU'LL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD '( c-(_)(_)__ POSSIBLY IMAGINE \ .._ . ) \ / `-' /\-|\_ /-. \ / ( , o)\ | | o)\ c - _/\\ / \ \=====| | //======| | / =====_/ |/\===/=/ )==)=) (==|=| | |=|______ (_.-. ) ) '--''-' [nabis] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-01.txt #2261 HURRICANE KATRINA (Thu, 2005 Sep 1) ..... .' '. BLOGGERS RECORD KATRINA DESTRUCTION, . . THEIR LOVE FOR BOBA FETT : : ' ' ,.*====. '. .' .====*., .-`"/c)}}}, :...: ,{{{(c\"`-. _.-'-6> {{{{{'''` `'''}}}}} <9-'-._ t |}}}}}} {{{{{{| y \__.___.'{{{{{{{ }}}}}}}'.___.__/ `[__/}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{\__]` {{{.' `'-._ _.-'` '.}}} }}/ ``` \{{ MORE LIKE WET TUESDAY {{| |}} AM I RIGHT FOLKS }}| |{{ .------{{{\ , , /}}}------. //.--------' ; ; '---------.\\ ((/// _ \ / _ \\\)) (((--' `''-------'`'"'-----'"'`'-------''` '--))) jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-08.txt #2298 DOOM TICKETS (Sat, 2005 Oct 8) +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | |\ -~ / \ / | |~~__ | \ | \/ /\ /| | -- | \ | / \ / \ / | | |~_| \ \___|/ \/ / | |--__ | -- |\________________________________/~~\~~| / \ / \ | | |~~--__ |~_|____|____|____|____|____|____|/ / \/|\ / \/ \/| | | |~--_|__|____|____|____|____|____|_/ /| |/ \ / \ / | |___|______|__|_||____|____|____|____|____|__[]/_|----| \/ \ / | | \mmmm : | _|___|____|____|____|____|____|___| /\| / \ / \ | | B :_--~~ |_|____|____|____|____|____|____| | |\/ \ / \ | | __--P : | / / / | \ / \ /\| |~~ | : | / ~~~ | \ / \ / | | | |/ .-. | /\ \ / | | | / | | |/ \ /\ | |BM | / | | -_ \ / \ | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | /| | | 2 3 4 | /~~~~~\ | /| |_| .... ......... | | | ~|~ | % | | | ~J~ | | ~|~ % |_| .... ......... | | AMMO | HEALTH | 5 6 7 | \===/ | ARMOR |#| .... ......... | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ ARE WE GOING TO WAIT IN LINE THE NIGHT BEFORE DOOM THE MOVIE OPENS TO GET TICKETS ?!?!?!?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WON'T BE A LINE OH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-20.txt #2310 A BETTER MAN (Thu, 2005 Oct 20) _"_ % (< ? YOU MAKE ME A BETTER MAN ` " (THANKS TO THE PUNCHING PRACTICE) __||___ |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-21.txt #2311 STROGG ALPHABET (Fri, 2005 Oct 21) _. ._ .!' '!. .!' '!. I FEEL IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY TO LEAD THE CHARGE :!. '!' .!: AND GET THE STROGG ALPHABET ADDED TO UNICODE :!:..!..:!: '!!!!!!!' ! :!: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-09.txt #2299 THE NEW FREE (Sun, 2005 Oct 9) ,'";-------------------;"`. ;[]; ................. ;[]; ; ; ................. ; ; FREE ; ; ................. ; ; ; ; ................. ; ; AS ; ; ................. ; ; ; ; ................. ; ; IN ; ; ................. ; ; ; `. ,' ; ILLEGALLY ; """"""""""""""""" ; ; ,-------------.---. ; DOWNLOADED ; ; ;""; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; MOVIES, MUSIC, AND PORN ?!?!?!? ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;//||; ; ; ; ;||; ;\\||; ;__; ; ;\/; WOULD YOU OPEN SOURCE FAGGOTS JUST STOP `. _; _ ; _; ; AND LISTEN TO YOURSELVES FOR A SECOND PK " """"""""""" """"" """ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-14.txt #2274 THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS (Wed, 2005 Sep 14) /\ __ THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS: \ .-':::. \ :::::|\ |,\:::'/ \ FAST FOOD `.:::-' \ `-. \ ___ BOOZE `-. | .-'';:::. `-.-' / ',''.;;;\ PORN | ','','.''| AsH |\ ' ,',' /' SLEEP `.`-.___.-;' `--._.-' (NOTE: SLEEP IS NOT TECHNICALLY FOOD) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-11.txt #2209 EXPECTING IT TO BE COOL (Mon, 2005 Jul 11) _ (_) _ I THINK MY DICK HAS ASPERGER'S (IT _ .=. (_) DOESN'T HAVE VERY GOOD SOCIAL SKILLS (_) _ //(`)_ AND TENDS TO FIXATE ON ONE THING) //`\/ |\ 0`\\ ||-.\_|_/.-|| ALSO IT BANGS ITS HEAD AGAINST THE )/ |_____| \( _ WALL AND AND SO NEEDS A HELMET 0 #/\ /\# 0 (_) _| o o |_ _ ((|, ^ ,|)) (_) `||\_/||` SAYING "I HAVE ASPERGER'S" AND EXPECTING || _ || _ IT TO BE COOL IS LIKE SHOUTING "I HAVE | \_/ | (_) AUTISM AND AN INABILITY TO BE USEFUL 0.__.\ /.__.0 IN SOCIETY AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE PUT `._ `"` _.' DOWN BEFORE I CAN REPRODUCE AND jgs / ; \ \ SPREAD AROUND MY DEFECTIVE GENES" 0'-' )/`'-0 0` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-28.txt #2288 CUDDLE PARTY (Wed, 2005 Sep 28) _ @@@ (") @(")@ _H_ _H_ ONE TWO THREE FOUR /. .\ /C D\ //|.|\\ /').(/ I DECLARE A CUDDLE PARTY ' |U| `' ( v ) ||| \|/ ||| (|) '-` '-` VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-05.txt #2203 THE AYES HAVE IT (Tue, 2005 Jul 5) _ _ / | / \ | | /\ THE AYES HAVE IT \ \| |/ / \ Y | /___ P.S.: THERE WERE NO AYES .-.) '. `__/ (.-. / / P.P.S.: THIS IS NOT A REFERENCE | ' | TO EBONY AYES |___| [_____] jgs | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-28.txt #2165 THE REAL STORY OF HOW NEWTON DISCOVERED GRAVITY (Sat, 2005 May 28) ####### #######o### #####o#######o# ####o#\#|#/######## ########\|/##o#####o# # }}{ o # }{{ ( o }}{_ c_\ FUCK }}{\( ejm97 }{{ \/\\ o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-21.txt #2069 ROGER EBERT'S SIDEKICK (Mon, 2005 Feb 21) _..--.---.._ ,' : '. .' ; '. HOW COME NOBODY'S HACKING ROGER ,' : \ EBERT'S SIDEKICK TO GET HIS / .''^''. \ REVIEWS BEFORE THEY'RE .' .-`` ``-. \ PUBLISHED IN THE SUN-TIMES ???? ,-` ',--.._ _..--.' `. / / `. (O)/ \(O) .' \ '. ( .' )/'.`--`( )`--` .\( '. ) \/ .'.' ) '. .--. .' .' '. '.\/ ( /./ \//\.'/'-.__.-'\ (\\/).\\) \/(///_.-' `. .'))/`-.\/^.^.^.. ,-' `._ _.' .' \ \ \ \\ `. \/ .' \| ^ ^ ,' / `. ( `...,' | \, \ | ' ' ) | | \ / /\ / / ' ,.^.^.^.^. / | _,.^.._ / \ | )| ' | | |/ \,--' `--.' \ ; '. /| | | ' | `-^-^'/ LGB \ / `---' `--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-14.txt #2151 JOINT OPERATIONS: ESCALATION (Sat, 2005 May 14) [ O ] \ \ p HOW COME JOINT OPERATIONS: ESCALATION \ \ \o/ DOESN'T HAVE TSUNAMIS \ \--'---_ /\ \ / ~~\_ ./---/__|=/_/------//~~~\ /___________________/O O \ (===(\_________(===(Oo o o O) W< \~~~\____/ \---\Oo__o-- ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-09.txt #2057 PINNING THE BLAME (Wed, 2005 Feb 9) I HAVE INSIDER INFO ON THE LATEST HIGH-PROFILE COURT CASE AND THUS AM SPEAKING ABOUT IT AUTHORITATIVELY AND DEBATING WITH MY FRIENDS ABOUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AND WHAT THE PROPER PUNISHMENT IS FOR THEIR SINS ACCORDING TO MY MORAL AND ETHICAL STANDARDS AND I HAVEN'T BEEN PUSHED OFF A BRIDGE YET THANKS PATRIOT ACT .;+''+. .;' `; __ ,;;'. ; .;'''';. `;. `; .;' ..;; ;. ;,._ ;;;'' `;. .;' `;;. .;' _,..,,_ `+;;+' ;; .;;' _,+" `+;;.;;. . ;;. .' ; +' `.```+;.t; ;;;' ; ;; ; +. `;;; ;. `; ;; + , `+..,_;;;. `; _, ``; ` . .;f""+ fp;` `;;;;+' ;; `f"+, ,f;' $$} ? ; ;; ;;;. t"{$>;;' `"` ;" +. ;' -' ';;. ;'' ;;. ; ; ;;;; ; ;;;r, ; j`; ;;`; `. t;;+' ) j" + ;; `;;'`. ;`, _ .' j' `. `;.`; `;+'""'7' ,j; ;' `+ ` ` `;`++' .+' ;+' `+. `+,..,g' .-' -.. `+. `' `?' .. `; ; ,;' ' ;. ; `; _,j `; ;; `. ko1 ;''__; ;. ;. ;"`+.t,; ;. ;. .'t `;;; ; ; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-30.txt #2381 REGISTERED INDEPENDENT (Fri, 2005 Dec 30) DON'T BLAME ME ..::::::::. I VOTED FOR ::::::::::::: OXYCONTIN AND /. `::::::::::: BLOWJOBS o__,_:::::::::: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-24.txt #2375 FROSTY THE SNOWMAN (Sat, 2005 Dec 24) .-------. |# | __|_______|__ '-/ 0 0 \-' _ | V | \// \ '...' / ./== _o_ /`'.__ ,-'\ // .-'---'-. | `| \ // / _....._\ /'-.....\-._|// | / e.e \| ; | (/ '-. \| ._. // /| o \ | '-=_~ ( '-.__.-' `| / ; o | |.- _=_=~ .'`-_ _/ `\_// \ o _=' / ~ / / `)-.;_ |//\ .'.__ ,-_~_=`, \___\_/ / \ / / ~ ~ \ / '...\__./`\ / \ `-.,___/\___..-' ; ; | _ | | | |___|___| ; ; jgs / T \ \ / '---'---' '.__ __.' `` ' ``` IF YOU TELL ANYONE I WILL KILL YOUR PARENTS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-18.txt #2369 ROUND AND BROWN (Sun, 2005 Dec 18) ,#######, ######### ######### WELP TURNS OUT ROUNDANDBROWN.COM ISN'T ABOUT ######### ASSHOLES LIKE I WAS HOPING '#######' .--' '--. /` `\ / '-. : .-' \ / | : | \ / /|.-- --.|\ \ \ ( / . \ ) / \ \|jgs | |/ / \ \_____|_____/ / (_[I===I===I==]_) |-|~~|:|~~|-| | \__/:\__/ | {-_ -: _= } {_ /^\_ - } { -_ } { - _} {_ } {_ - } {____} {____} (___) (___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-20.txt #2371 POLAND (Tue, 2005 Dec 20) _ __-"";", _ --"" \ ' _----"_---------------, _ __--"" `---"""""' \ ,_)| | __ ( | | ` | | * Bydgoszcz _/ / /' \ `-_ | | \ ( | \ | <' //'| _] ` "-__ /' ) ,-__ / \ / '\_-_ / ` `\ , _ __-__ / `' \ /' `"' `_ ( pb )/ `- | `,' OUR COUNTRY LOOKS LIKE A GIANT TURD !?!?!?!? COINCIDENCE !?!??! YES ACTUALLY NOW THAT I THINK OF IT IT PROBABLY IS SO SORRY NEVER MIND File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-08.txt #2359 LIVE 8 (Thu, 2005 Dec 8) , , |\ ,__ BOY I SURE HAD A GOOD TIME AT LIVE 8 !!!!! |\ \/ `. \ `-.:. `\ I FEEL MORE INTERCONNECTED WITH NATURE NOW `-.__ `\=====| /=`'/ ^_\ I REALLY CAN'T DECIDE WHAT I HATE MORE: ALL .' /\ .=) THE CORPORATE CONSUMER COMMERCIALISM OR ALL .-' .'| '-(/_| THE CORPORATIONAL COMMERCIAL CONSUMERISM .' __( \ .'` /_.'` `. |` CAN'T WE JUST ALL AGREE THAT HUGS ARE *GOOD* jgs \ | AND *NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS* ARE BAD !?!?!?!?!? |/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-25.txt #2073 BUSTED AGAIN FOR SOLICITATION (Fri, 2005 Feb 25) I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I @ ****************** I ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ * I i I * I i < I * I i _________________/ * < I i I ****************** I i I I _H_ I I I BUSTED AGAIN FOR I I I I I I I I I I I I SOLICITATION IN I I / I I FROGTOWN, DORIS I I / I I CONSIDERED GOING BACK I I I I TO HER OLD LIFE AS A I I I I BLOGGER... EVEN THOUGH I I I I SHE FOUND PEOPLE NOW I I \ I I RESPECTED HER MORE I I \ I I AS A TOTAL COCKSUCKER \-/\-/ VVV \-/\-/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-04.txt #2141 HENRY V (Wed, 2005 May 4) ..... TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, .:::::::::. THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THE EDITORS .::::::::::::::. OF THE NEW YORKER MAGAZINE :::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::: I'M WRITING TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY :::::::::::::::::::::: FATHER'S BEHAVIOR ("HENRY," THE :::::::::::::::::::::: HORRIBLY MISSHAPEN CUBE) WHO HAD :::::::::::::::::::::: BEEN HARASSING YOUR EDITORIAL STAFF :::::::::::::::::::: OVER THE YEARS :::::::::::::::::: `::::::::::::::' AS YOU KNOW HIS PAROLE DATE IS COMING `:::::::::' UP AND A POSITIVE MESSAGE FROM YOU WOULD ````` GO A LONG WAY TOWARDS HIS RELEASE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-19.txt #2067 SLASHDOT ON JON STEWART (Sat, 2005 Feb 19) | WHY DOESN'T SLASHDOT JUST MARRY JON STEWART -+- _ AND GET IT OVER WITH _|_ {@} _|=|_ /___\ /(")\ (") .---'-'---. /((~))\/\ _ .-. /___________\ ~~/@\~~\|_|/ ((_)) | A /^\ A | / \ ||| ((_)) '-' | |"| | /~@~@~\ ||| '-' ldb_|___|_|___|_____/_______\|||________________________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-10.txt #2147 WE MUST BELIEVE IN MAGIC (Tue, 2005 May 10) | ____.......__ |\ .' _.--""''`` ``''--._ | \ .'/ ..--'` .-'` .._ | \.' / ..-'' .-' '.`'"-: ' .-'` .-' '. __...----""""""""""--.. \ - ..-'' ``""-._ \ .' _. \ `"- \ _.-'` | /-. \ `-. \ | / `. \ wkm `.\ |/ `-\ `. | MAD IS THE CAPTAIN OF ALPHA CENTAURI WE MUST BE OUT OF OUR MINDS STILL WE ARE SHIPMATES, BOUND FOR TOMORROW AND EVERYONE HERE'S FLYING BLIND File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-10.txt #2270 POSITIVE TEENAGE JUNKIE HOOKERS (Sat, 2005 Sep 10) .---. / /"\ \ )/a a\( I'VE GOT TO FIND ME AN HIV POSITIVE, TEENAGE, ( ( - ) ) JUNKIE HOOKER BECAUSE I'M NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS )_) (_( AND I FIGURE THE EXPERIENCE WILL ROUND ME OUT .'\ /'. /,(_\ /_),\ ASSISTED BY THESE HO-HOS HGHUHGHGLGHGKLHKBHK \\ \ ^ / // \\/ \// (/-._.-\) | T | | | | \ | / \ | / jgs )|( / | \ `-`-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-29.txt #2227 MAJOR STRIDES (Fri, 2005 Jul 29) _ ___ _.--. \`.|\..----...-'` `-._.-'_.-'` / ' ` , __.--' )/' _/ \ `-_, / WE'VE MADE MAJOR STRIDES SINCE THEN `-'" `"\_ ,_.-;_.-\_ ', _.-'_./ {_.' ; / MAJOR STRIDES fsc/as {_.-``-' {_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-04.txt #2264 EDIT WARS (Sun, 2005 Sep 4) && &&&&& &&&\/& &&& &&|,/ |/& && I'M WAGING GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR EDIT WARS &&/ / /_& && \ { |_____/_& { / / &&& `, \{___________/_&& } }{ \ }{{ \____& {}{ `&\&& {{} && , -=-~{ .-^- _ `} { ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-01.txt #2199 BEST PART ABOUT HIPPIES (Fri, 2005 Jul 1) ,@@@@@@@@@, @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ THE BEST PART ABOUT HIPPIES IS YOU @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ CAN BURN THEIR BODIES AND USE THEM @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ FOR WARMTH, LIGHT @@@@@'_ _'@@@@@ @@@| o o |@@@ PRESUMING OF COURSE YOU DON'T MIND '@| (_) |@' THE HEADY SMELL OF INCENSE, DIRTY \ ___ / FEET, AND ASS |\_`~`_/| ____/: `"` :\____ /`}}}}}\ /{{{{{`\ / {{{{{ \ / }}}}} \ / }}}}} \.-./ {{{{{ \ | {{{{{ / | \ }}}}} | jgs | }}}}} \/|\/ {{{{{ | | /{{{{{ '-' }}}}}\ | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-15.txt #2213 DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION (Fri, 2005 Jul 15) oo 8 "} > @ < .8 .-._/| DOES EVERY FUCKING CONSOLE GAME HAVE TO HAVE .'_'`')`_.' A DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION SEGMENT IN IT NOW \| ) / (>'/ |_,_ | (,| .' ,'\| `._/ ) \| '`- -- ''-- --- VK/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-25.txt #2315 KATHY GRIFFIN HOSTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 25) .-. [.-''-., KATHY GRIFFIN HOSTS BRAVO'S REALITY ALL | //`~\) ST-- GOUGING MY EYES OUT BEFORE THEY (<| 0\0|>_ CAN EVEN FINISH THE FUCKING TITLE ";\ _"/ \\_ _, __\|'._/_ \ '='-, /\ \ || )_///_\>> ( '._ T |\ | _/),-' '. '._.-' /'/ | | '._ _.'`-.._/ snd ,\ / '-' |/ [_/\-----j _.--.__[_.--'_\__ / `--' '---._ / '---. -'. .' _.-- '. \_ '--.___ _;.-o / '.__ ___/______.__8----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-31.txt #2321 WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT BEER (Mon, 2005 Oct 31) _.._..,_,_ ( ) YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT BEER ?!?!?!? ]~,"-.-~~[ .=])' (; ([ | ]:: ' [ '=]): .) ([ |:: ' | THE FACT THAT IT GOES IN ME PMH ~~----~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-19.txt #2309 CALL GIRL VS. HOOKER (Wed, 2005 Oct 19) ___ //))))) )))@_@) EXCUSE ME I'M A *CALL GIRL* NOT A *HOOKER* ((( = ) ))) -(_ __ / `-'\\ /,\\\` /__| )y | < \ (\_/ `.\ \ {>>>` | /`-'\____| / c \\ / (C \_ _))\ `-'-._/ \ / /\ \ / ,' `. \ / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ WHATEVER TITS (FACEFUL) `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-18.txt #2308 D.P. (Tue, 2005 Oct 18) _ _{Ss //\\_/_/\Ss WHEN I SEE THE ABBREVIATION "DP" I THINK "CLASS" pb _/_| \_/ \_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-30.txt #2320 GOD INVENTED TOILETS (Sun, 2005 Oct 30) _____ | D IF GOD HADN'T INVENTED TOILETS BEFORE THE DAWN OF TIME | | THEN I'D HAVE TO GET OFF MY DUFF AND INVENT THEM | | \___| _ || _______ -( (- SO PRAISE JESUS PEOPLE |_'(-------) '-' | / _____,-\__..__|_____Pr59 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-24.txt #2314 BIRD FLU (Mon, 2005 Oct 24) __ ,-/ FRET NOT MY DEAR, I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF ." \ `. / ( CREATING A STOCKPILE OF EMERGENCY PORN ( \\`\\_|_; \ (IN CASE OF THE BIRD FLU) \\ _,' // ) ``) `/ // /// ',/ BIRD FLU REDUCES YOUR ABILITY TO BEAT OFF (// /_,'_,-' BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CHOKE YOURSELF jrei `'-'.l_l_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-14.txt #2212 BEING BOBBY BROWN (Thu, 2005 Jul 14) ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ;,`,-`,-~`,--~` BEING BOBBY BROWN HUH ??!?!?!?! I GUESS WIFEBEATERS ARE GOOD FODDER FOR BRAVO REALITY SHOWS, HUH FAGGOTS AND RETARDS AND ADDICTS AND WIFEBEATERS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-05.txt #2265 WIFEBEATERS (Mon, 2005 Sep 5) _____ , ___)) / | 6 6 (___( _e BOBBY BROWN, TOMMY LEE ____/ /_ / \ o\_/ \ ANYMORE WIFEBEATERS WE WANT TO SEE THE LIVES OF / /\' _ _)\ ?!?!?!? /_< )____/\_\ ___oo' ,ooooo,|_/ WELL NOT DAVID GEST I GUESS -//,-( / |=/ (BECAUSE LIZA DESERVES IT) | \ \ \ \ )_______\ / ) / ) / / ( | | / \ | _________ |/_______\|________. = = /( )\ b'ger /,/ 7 \\_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-28.txt #2226 ODE TO ____ (Thu, 2005 Jul 28) /-_-\ A POEM FOR MY DEAREST FROM MOI: / / \ / / \ O FEMALE FORM WHO I ADORE / PUT THIS IN YOUR CUNT \ \ / \__\__/ YES I KNOW / JUST IGNORE THE THORNS \\ -\\ ____ ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING / TO MAKE IT SMELL BETTER \\ / / ____ \\/___/ LADY DON'T SEND MOVEON.ORG YOUR MONEY OR \ \ -// PROTEST IN FRONT OF THE ABORTION CLINIC \___\//- JUST SPEND TEN MINUTES BUYING FLOWERS AND -// SHOVING THEM INTO YOUR CUNT \\ // WE TRIED USING WINDEX BUT THAT MADE THINGS //- WORSE -// // THE POLICE SAY IF I USE BLEACH AGAIN I GO BACK IN \\ \\ ALSO DON'T DO THIS WHILE DRIVING OKAY THANKS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-11.txt #2271 ROUNDERS (Sun, 2005 Sep 11) _____ _____ |K WW| _____ |Q ww| | {)| _____ |J ww| | {(| |(v)%%| _____ |10 v || {)| |(v)%%| | v%%%||A_ _ | |v v v||(v)% | | v%%%| |_%%%>||( v )| |v v v|| v % | |_%%%O| | \ / | |v v v||__%%[| | . | |___0I| |____V| STUDIES SHOW 50% OF ONLINE POKER PLAYERS ARE APPARENTLY OBLIGATED TO USE NAMES AND AVATARS FROM THE MOVIE ROUNDERS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-18.txt #2066 NO NATIONAL BOUNDARIES (Fri, 2005 Feb 18) . .-. / / ./ _ __, .--' / < ~_-~ / < < \_ .-~7 _. \ > \.-'\ >` ~ .-~ < >< / , 7 < ~7 /_/ ! \ .-L \ _// <'~ ~ .-~ ! ! /o& `' . 7 _>_._ > _.-' '-._.-._.--./ '-~ ~._/ ,-.-' < MY BONER KNOWS NO NATIONAL BOUNDARIES \ 7 .. . ! _.-. .. < ~v~ .-~---' .-.-~ ~\ < \ / ) > o < > \ \_.--._ / .-' <> \ \ 7 . ' 7 > . - ' > _\ ! _,-' `. ~--,.--' ._ /.- ~` < \ . \ 7/ ~ \.,< . ` `-~-.-~ __ . ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-11.txt #2148 THE PROSTITUTE HAS A SIMPLE REQUEST BEFORE YOU BEGIN (Wed, 2005 May 11) .-''-. .` ::.'. / .:((((\\\ .' //((` ))))) ( (/)':.__ _/ / /c( -=\) (/ :(r :.'.\_./ DIG MY HOLE FOR ME / .'/ `(`-' ( '( '``' '. / )) ' `-. ( ( ( . . `-x (( ( (: \ | ) )|)) )\Y \ `--< | `( \\ | | | `|| :. | `-._ | \ `-._| `-/ :\_. ``\ / `'----..../ / , . |/ / \ / | J . | | | | | _ _\__ / \ _\). | cjr | || | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-05.txt #2142 THE FUTURE (Thu, 2005 May 5) .---. / _\ BLOGGABLES ??? THE BLOGOSPHERE ??? BLOGOMATIC ??? / (={) SIMULBLOGCAST ??? ECOBLOGS ??? METABLOGS ??? BLOGS / /_/ OF BLOGS ??? MEDIABLOGS ??? CATABLOG ??? UBERBLOG ??? ( |(_ BLOGSERVATION ??? RADIOBLOGS ??? BLOGSPIRATION ??? /\_.--'// \ BLOGS OF BLOGS TALKING ABOUT BLOGGING BLOGS ??? /L.|`--'( \ , / /\_____`).J\____'==HH===HH \ \ \ ` | \__..--."' \ \._) ` \ ( YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN \_/(`-..-'L ) THE FUTURE IS HERE / `\_( L\,--.' AND IT'S EVEN LAMER THAN > --'`-- \\ (_) YOU EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE | | \ Y |__/| \---'\ | | `. _) \ ; ) | )`)| | | Ojo | | | | | | |(o) |(o) / \ / | \(\_"> \(\_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-24.txt #2072 TURDUCKEN (Thu, 2005 Feb 24) _______ /#######\ "A TURDUCKEN IS A TURKEY STUFFED WITH | ^ ^ | A DUCK STUFFED WITH A CHICKEN," SAID [| O O |] THE PEDOPHILE PRIEST BEFORE HE LOOKED | | | UP MY ADDRESS ON THE INTERNET OR \ \___/ / CHECKED OUT A CD-ROM FROM THE COUNTY \_____/ CLERK'S OFFICE TO FIND MY HOME ADDRESS AND (HOPEFULLY) MARKET PRODUCTS TO ME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-09.txt #2360 MARTIAL ARTS (Fri, 2005 Dec 9) _ _ ,d$$$b d$$$b$$[ o $$< q \ .' WH-WH-WHAT ARE THESE T-T-TWO GUYS ) _, | / D-D-DOING ,`-_/ ` \'|\ /' / pb / `; `\ | ( `--,---,-', / `._ /_;,_|--' )=,,_ .-' "-'(^^|/' / ``=ssssss( `' `---,_ / `$, < |_______`$b / /| |$`$ | || ``-, | / / | `\ |_ _--' /`--_ ) ,""---| _/ / | | ,--| __/|_ `-----' AND C-C-CAN I SIGN UP ( | | ,`' (___,, | |_ \, (____,, \____,, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-21.txt #2372 POOR LEO (Wed, 2005 Dec 21) _____ /~/~ ~\ OH GOD LEO'S DEAD WHO WILL BE VICE PRESIDENT NOW | | \ \ \ \ THIS IS GOD'S PUNISHMENT FOR STARRING IN L.A. LAW \ \ \ ALL THOSE YEARS AGO --\ \ .\'' --==\ \ ,,i!!i, SHIT I FORGOT THAT MEANS SANTOS IS TOAST TOO ''"'',,}{,, I GUESS VINICK WILL BE RUNNING UNOPPOSED SHORTLY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-12-23.txt #2374 PURPLE FINGERS (Fri, 2005 Dec 23) .-. .-. |U| | | ELEVEN MILLION PURPLE FINGERS BITCHES | | | | | |-._ | |-._ | | | |-. |_| | |-. /| ` | / )|_|_|_| | | | | | `-^-^-' | | | || | \ / \ ' / | | VK | | | | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-02-26.txt #2074 O, CANADA (Sat, 2005 Feb 26) ,,==="""""""===,, WHY DOES THE .CA TOP LEVEL DOMAIN ,==""' |\ | /\ `""==, HAVE TO STAND FOR CANADA ,="'|\ | \| /__\ /\ `"=, WHY CAN'T IT STAND FOR /" |,"\ | | /' `\ / ) "\ CALIFORNIA OR WASHINGTON /" ," | `\/ /| "\ OR RHODE ISLAND OR /' | , /",| `\ THE FEDERATED STATES /' ",/" | `\ OF MICRONESIA OR SOME /' I=I=I ,d8ba,___ `\ MORE IMPORTANT PLACE /' I=8=8=8=I_I_ 88888P""" `\ | xXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxIxx ,888" | | ~XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX~-~-~-~-~ d888~-~-~-~-~-~-~ | | ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-,aad888ba,8888,-~-~-~-~-~-~ | | ~-~-~-~-~-~-,ad888888888888888b-~-~-~-~-~-~ | \ ~-~-~-~-~,ad8888888888888888888-~-~-~-~-~-~ / `\ -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- /' `\ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~,-,~~~~~ /' `\ /"\ 1 9 9 4 \ /\ /' `\ "\,/' |\ `\ ` /' "\ /""\ | | |,'\ /" `"=,_ \__/ |__ |__ | ,="' NV `""=,__ __,=""' ``""=========""'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-13.txt #2150 EASTER ISLAND MYSTERY SOLVED (Fri, 2005 May 13) ,`. ,'` | _.-. ,` | ,',' / THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE OF EASTER ISLAND : | ,',' ; DIED OUT DUE TO A LACK OF PORN \ : / / / \ `.' ( ,' SEE THEY WERE TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE MAINLAND ,'' _ `. TO GET RESUPPLIES AND THEY WERE TOO UGLY ,' (o_) `\ TO JUST MAKE THEIR OWN . (,.) _.-- : -..`/( .-'_..- `| AND THE STATUES ?!??! WELL UFOS DID THAT .-'\,`. `-._ ; I MEAN IT WOULD TAKE TALENTED SMART PEOPLE `._ /__ TO BUILD THOSE SO THERE YOU GO ,':)-.._ _.(:::`. |'\ / /`:::| ,' \ : : : `:| / : | | | \ : | | : :..---.: | | ; ,`._`-.|_ `. | |' ,'._ `. `. |_\ | : /`-. `. `. `. : : \ : __ `. `. `. \ ; \ \ |. / `. \ \ / OH FUCK THIS IS JUST THE EASTER BUNNY |\ `..: `. __ \ \ / THERE GOES MY HOPES FOR A DEGREE ' ` .:::::\ `. / \ \,' IN SOCIOCULTURAL ANTHROPOLOGY .::::::::::-..'_..-' SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-07.txt #2144 GUYS WITH TONGUE PIERCINGS (Sat, 2005 May 7) ___ /. `\ HEY ALL YOU GUYS WITH TONGUE PIERCINGS, / , ` | TONGUE STUDS, AND OTHER STUPID SHIT /^\__/' PUNCHED THROUGH YOUR TONGUE _,--~, /_ /' ~~~ -__ ~-, YOU COMPLETE FUCKING MORONS DO REALIZE ,/ , _ \ THAT THE REASON WOMEN GET THAT SHIT / |`-_ _ '_/%\ `\ IN THEIR FACE IS SO THEY CAN GIVE / |_, ~~ __/`\ \ BETTER HEAD RIGHT ?!?!?!? ,--~~"' / \ `--/ |, > //^|~~---' ; , , | ' JUST CHECKING IF YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT ,'` , ( | / YOU HAVEN'T MADE QUITE SO MUCH A ,' `;;;,' \ ,' | BOLD FASHION STATEMENT OR SOLID / 77); `./||` DECLARATION OF YOUR UNIQUENESS IN / ,"^ \, , SOCIETY AS MUCH AS A PUBLIC CLAIM THAT / / \ , YOU REALLY LIKE TO SUCK DICK ( ,' \ | \ `. \_- \ ADD TO THAT THE FACT THAT YOU WON'T BE \ ; \ `, ABLE TO GET A JOB AT ANYPLACE OTHER ` ' \ | THAN A GAS STATION OR MAYBE A \ ` \ ` MCDONALD'S AND THUS YOUR VICTORY | ) `, `. OVER MOM AND DAD IS ASSURED / ' ,' ) mOm mooO' Ooom' P.S. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU WITH ALL THAT FUCKING CLANKING AND SMACKING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-07.txt #2267 A HO-HO INSPIRED THEOLOGICAL DILEMMA (Wed, 2005 Sep 7) THESE HO-HOS MAKE ME QUESTION THE EXISTENCE OF GOD BECAUSE HE SURE DIDN'T MAKE THEM, WE DID AND IF THAT'S THE CASE WHY DO WE EVEN BOTHER WITH HIM __..-..__ ______ | __""""===,,,,__ _ _ ___| |--| | ,------/-/,_) |______|--|______|/ PG File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-13.txt #2273 EMPOWERMENT THROUGH WORDS (Tue, 2005 Sep 13) \\\ (oO) I'M GOING TO EMPOWER MYSELF BY USING THE EPITHETS /C \ "NERD" AND "GEEK" TO REFER TO MYSELF PROUDLY /__/\\ \\__// JUST LIKE THE FAGGOTS AND BITCHES BEFORE ME __> U<__ _\/_ Mparre File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-16.txt #2214 DOWN LOW (Sat, 2005 Jul 16) _ _ / \ _ _ _ / \ YOU'RE ON THE DOWN LOW ?!?!?!?!?!? | | / \/ \/ \ | | % | |I| || || |=o | % THE WORST KIND OF FAGGOT ??? % | | j_jj_jj_j | | % v % V | | ||_________|| | | .:,>@<%% A FAGGOT WHO WON'T ADMIT IT >@<| ; | | | || || | | | | ~*~ | |% *| |:X:| |I| || || | | | |*'|`\|/|| ~@~ * ,||/|`|'|_| |_||_||_| |_|,||,|/ |,||Vv,`|',v`|v hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-02.txt #2200 ROBOCOP MALFUNCTION (Sat, 2005 Jul 2) SUCK MY METAL DICK OR THERE WILL BE .... TROUBLE _______ _.-()______)-._ .' '. / \ : _________ : |.--''' '''--.| ( ) :'--..._________...--': : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : jrei :_ _: '''-----''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-26.txt #2316 WIKIPEDIANS (Wed, 2005 Oct 26) ( ) ( ) ( THIS STEAMING PILE OF SHIT IS MY TRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIANS ) _ ) EVERYWHERE !!!!! KEEP UP THE HARD WORK MAKING UNRELIABLE, ( \_ FADDISH, NEEDLESSLY CONTROVERSIAL, NON-FACT-CHECKED TURDS _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) TO WIKIPEDIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR AS I CALL THEM WIKIPEDOS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-10-27.txt #2317 BITCHES (Thu, 2005 Oct 27) . '@(@@@@@@@)@. (@@) ` . ' . @@'((@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@)@@@@@@@)@ KATRINA ??!?!?!? @@(@@@@@@@@@@))@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@` . @.((@@@@@@@)(@@@@@@@@@@@@@@))@\@@@@@@@@@)@@@ . RITA !?!?!?!?? (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@\\@@)@@@@@@@@) (@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@@@@@@//@@@@@@@@@) ` WILMA ?!?!?!?!? .@(@@@@)##&&&&&(@@@@@@@@)::_=(@\\@@@@)@@ . .' @@`(@@)###&&&&&!!;;;;;;::-_=@@\\@)@`@. ` @@(@###&&&&!!;;;;;::-=_=@.@\\@@ ' ` @.#####&&&!!;;;::=-_= .@ \\ ####&&&!!;;::=_- ` EVER WONDER WHY THEY NAME ###&&!!;;:-_= HURRICANES AFTER BITCHES ##&&!;::_= ##&&!;:= ##&&!:- #&!;:- #&!;= #&!- #&= jgs #&- YES I KNOW THIS IS A DRAWING OF A TORNADO, FUCK YOU \\#/' ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-03.txt #2201 MEMORY AID (Sun, 2005 Jul 3) HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF ASPERGER SYNDROME WE JUST CALL IT THE WACKY CONFUSED BONER SYNDROME TO MAKE IT EASIER TO REMEMBER .=""--._ __..._ ,="_`/.--"" ..-""__...._""" `^"\ .' ,/_,.__.- _, _ .`. .' _.' .-'; /_\ \o|_ .' -" .-' / `o' / \,- `"""""----"" ( `.--'`---'=' `.. .'.`-..-/`\ `";`7 'j`"--' _.| | | .-' ; `. .-' .- :` ; .-'_.._7___ _7 ;|.---. ( `"\ /--..r=`) \__..--"7'`. ,`7 `}\' __. .-" / J/}/ .-"" \.-" .' `; : .' .' ; ; / : | .-._ `. : | ;-. /`. `/ `--| ; / \ ;`. ` : _; ; .' : : .-': .' \ ; _.--' :/ .' / | ,__ .-'"""""--. 7 / / : \`"""" `. ' / / : J__..._ `. ; .' \ -. `-.\ `,J.-' `._ `._.' fsc `"""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-07-17.txt #2215 PUSH TO TALK (Sun, 2005 Jul 17) __i |---| HMMMM HOW CAN WE MAKE CELL PHONE USAGE EVEN MORE |[_]| ANNOYING TO OTHERS !?!?!?!? |:::| |:::| I KNOW LET'S FUCKING MAKE THEM LIKE WALKIE-TALKIES `\ \ \_=_\ jsm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-12.txt #2272 MOLESTOCRACY (Mon, 2005 Sep 12) ^ | + | THIS IS NO LONGER A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC | | I NOW DECLARE THIS TO BE A MOLESTOCRACY | | A === ________ /EEE\ |______| //EEE\\ |*( )*| ejm 97 ___//_____\\_____________|O| |O|_______ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-09-06.txt #2266 CUT IT OUT PLEASE (Tue, 2005 Sep 6) . \ | / I BUY THE ARGUMENT THAT GAYS CAN'T CONTROL _\|/_ WHO THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO .' ' ' '. ___ _.|.--.--.|.___.--'___`-. .'.'|| | ||`----'"` ``'` .'.' ||()|()|| .___..-'.' / \ BUT I DON'T BUY THE ARGUMENT THAT THEY CAN'T `----'"` / .-. \ CONTROL LISPING, WEARING BUTTLESS PANTS, (.'.(___).'.) HANDKERCHIEFS IN THEIR BACK POCKETS, GOING `.__.-.__.' TO ANONYMOUS BATHHOUSES, BEING ON THE DOWN LOW, jgs |_| |_| WEARING CONSTRUCTION, POLICEMAN, INDIAN, `.`-'.' AND LEATHER UNIFORMS, OR STARRING IN REALITY `"` TELEVISION SHOWS ON BRAVO SO COULD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS JUST CUT IT OUT PLEASE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-06.txt #2143 FREE AS IN (Fri, 2005 May 6) _.._ I LIKE SOFTWARE THAT'S / a\__, FREE AS IN SHUT THE FUCK UP \ -.___/ \ \ (\____) \ |\_( )) _____| (_ /________ _\____(______/__ gnv ______ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2005/2005-05-12.txt #2149 CONTACT (Thu, 2005 May 12) THE VEGANS CALLED, SEND A HETEROSEXUAL NEXT TIME ______ ,'" "-._ ,' "-._ _._ ; __,-'/ | ;| ,-' _,'"'._,. |: _,' |\ `. : \ _,-' | \ `. \ \ ,-' | \ \ \ '. .-. | \ \ \ " | : `. `. | | `. "-._ | ; / |`._ `-._ L / / | \ `._ "-.___ _,' / | \_.-"-.___ """" \ : /""" `._\_ __.'_ __,--''_ ' "--'''' \_ `-._ __,--' .' /_ | __. `-._ `-._ < `. `-.-'' __,-' _,-' `. `. _,-'" _,-' `. 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'. / \ ; ; | | | | ; ; \ (`'--, ,--'`) / LET'S START A PETITION TO \ \ _ ) ( _ / / BRING BACK STAR TREK: WHATEVER ) )(')/ \(')( ( (_ `""` /\ `""` _) / \`"-, / \ ,-"`/ / `\ / `""` \ /` / |/\/\/\/\/\| / |\ /| _____/ ; |/\/\/\| ; \`-`--`-`/ \ / jgs ',__,' q__p q__p q__p q__p File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-23.txt #944 PLONK (Wed, 2002 Jan 23) ____ _ _ _ _ _ | _ \ | | ___ _ __ | | __ | | | | | | | |_) | | | / _ \ | '_ \ | |/ / | | | | | | | __/ | | | (_) | | | | | | < |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| \___/ |_| |_| |_|\_\ (_) (_) (_) I'M NEW TO USENET !!!!!!!!!!! BUT I'VE SEEN OTHER PEOPLE SAY IT SO I'M GOING TO REPEAT IT LIKE A USELESS TURD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PRESUME IT MEANS SOMETHING LIKE "WELL PLAYED" BUT I'M NOT SURE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-02.txt #1074 GOO GOO G' JOOB (Sun, 2002 Jun 2) __ | \ | \ _ WHY RETARDS AREN'T | _ \ | | | (o) \/ / ALLOWED TO JOIN | _ \/ / (o) \ THE KU KLUX KLAN / | /_/| (()) | | __| rjm | / _/ \___/ / |____/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-16.txt #1088 IN HEAVEN (Sun, 2002 Jun 16) SERIOUSLY WONDERING IF AALIYAH AND LEFTEYE WILL MEET EACH OTHER IN HEAVEN / / ___ __/_ `. .-"""-. \_,` | \-' / )`-') "") `"` \ ((`"` ___Y , .'7 /| (_,___/...-` (_/_/ sk File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-26.txt #1251 BLUEBALLS (Tue, 2002 Nov 26) YOU SEE MY DEAR IF YOU ARE NOT COMPLETELY SILENT AND COMPLACENT I WILL SUFFER FROM A HORRIBLE MALADY WE MEN REFER TO AS "BLUEBALLS" !!!!!! NOW HOW COULD YOU IN GOOD CONSCIENCE SENTENCE ME TO SUFFER THROUGH SUCH A THING ?????? 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OH JESUS GOD HELP ME MOP PLZ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-15.txt #1087 EXTERMINATE (Sat, 2002 Jun 15) AND ANOTHER THING I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL GO POSTAL IF I HEAR THE WORD "EXTERMINATE" ONE MORE TIME GIVE IT A REST YOU GUYS .(O). / o.` `.o /_ _ _ _ _ _\ |==|===|==| |==|===|==| |_=|===|=_| .-._.-[]\_____/[]-O -' /=|=|=|=|=\ |o |o|o|o| o| |o |o|o|o| o| |o |o|o|o| o| LGB '-.|o|o|o|.-' '--.=====.--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-01.txt #1073 CHRISTMAS PISS (Sat, 2002 Jun 1) -\ \\ \\ , ._\\ _.// .`--\|--' _ \`__|\---".' `--//|\"" //||\) _ . "_'||_.--"_' ___. I CAN LITERALLY \\'.-|<.-\\' .- \ PISS ON CHRISTMAS .-._//_ |..\ " | | / `-||\J || " \ \ . ` . || \ ) \\ |\||.= .-. `-.__. .---\_n_.-|\_.'.' __(())))).---. `---./__.-) _.--""" . `. .-"'/ //\ :_._`. `. `-" (/| /,. \\. `. .-._(\___.' (` .`)- . 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(`__.') `"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-08.txt #929 HOW SAD (Tue, 2002 Jan 8) &&&\ I NEVER LEARNED TO READ &&&&&| SO HERE'S MY SIGNATURE &&\ &&&&&; &&&&| &&&&/ &&&\ &&&&&| &&&&| &&&&&| \ / &&&&&&; &&&/ &&&&&&| \ / &&&&&/ &&&&&&; \/ &&&&; /&&\ &&&&&/ /\ `&&. /&&&&&| `&&&| / \ /&&&&&&&| / \ &&&&&&&&&; /&&&&\ &&&&&&&&&| /&&&&&&| &&&&&&&&&&| &&&&&&&| `&&&&&&&&&| &&&&&&&; `&&&&&&&\ `&&&&&. `&&&&&&; `&&&&. JS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-25.txt #1250 ARCHAEOPTERYX (Mon, 2002 Nov 25) .---. IF I AM THE FIRST CREATURE TO FLY / \ AND THE ANCESTOR OF ALL MODERN ) o \ BIRDS THEN WHY DO I NOT FEEL /,- \ \)_ THE JOY AND RAPTURE OF FLYING ?? V )/) \_) \ WHY INSTEAD DO I WANT TO ROLL ( , \ \ AROUND IN DIRT AND MY OWN FILTH -_(-__ \ / \ | AND PUNCH TITS ???? ,-/ `--' \ | / \ | I SHOULD HAVE BEEN BORN A PIG | ) \| OR SOME OTHER FUCKING \ ,,,l` `. DISGUSTING CREATURE ON THE \ \ ( ( GOOD EARTH \ ) \ \ \ l `-\_/ \ O CRUEL WORLD \ ! // `. `-_ \ ) //_-//\ ( \ _-_// `-( ) / `-( `\ `, \ / ( ( BP `-.; ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-19.txt #1244 AIDS SPORES (Tue, 2002 Nov 19) o'. o ' . #%##%# , #%##%#%# o ##" "# J______L CLEARLY THESE OBJECTS I AM "JUGGLING" [ L_^_J] AS YOU HUMANS CALL IT ARE AIDS SPORES L " F . | ~ J DO NOT COME CLOSER OR I WILL LIGHT A , J'---L MATCH o _--""\ /""--_ / """ \ OKAY FINE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M \||II . @ O . \ TALKING ABOUT L J @ O . O \ J | / . @ O . |\ _J L |J| L F L L J|| L J J L J | _----"" L " | - o .__--" | "_/'J hs| | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-03-25.txt #1005 THE DEAL (Mon, 2002 Mar 25) IN THE END IT WAS AGREED THAT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS WOULD TAKE CREDIT FOR DISCOVERING THE AMERICAS AND KEVIN COSTNER WOULD GET TO MAKE A MOVIE THAT TOOK PLACE ENTIRELY ON WATER | | | )_) )_) )_) )___))___))___)\ )____)____)_____)\\ _____|____|____|____\\\__ ---------\ /--------- ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^ ^^^^ ^^^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-03-31.txt #1011 WHEN DOES IT END (Sun, 2002 Mar 31) I FUCKED MY MOMMY AND NOW THIS OH LORD WHEN DOES IT END _,.-"T _.--{~ :l c" `. :I | .-"~-.\ l .--. | Y_r--. 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(.__ | | MY HEAD WITH A PLASTIC GLAD \\\\ _ /' `\ | | BAG (IT HAS TO BE GLAD BRAND) \_ '/ / , . \ | | \ \ / /| ' ' |\ \ | | THIS ISN'T REALLY THAT WEIRD \ \/ / | | \ \ | | AS IT TURNS OUT THERE'S LOTS \ /' | | `\ \| | OF WEBSITES DEVOTED TO THE `' | | \ | | PRACTICE | . | \| | >-------< | |\ PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD CALL [~~~~~~~~~] | | ) IT AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION, [ L ] | \/ HUFFING OR JUST PLAIN JACKIN' [ | ] | | OFF (WITH A TRUSTY GLAD-BRAND [____|____] | | BAG THAT DOES NOT BREAK) | / \ | | | () () | | CHRIST I'M GETTING AN || || | |-._ UPPERCASE L JUST THINKING || || | |_ `. 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File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-04-11.txt #1022 HERSHEY'S KISSES I (Thu, 2002 Apr 11) K \ IS\Fr\ SKISS\om\ KISSKIS \Me\ MY MOM MADE ME PUT SKISSKISS A CLOTHESPIN ON MY sKISSKISSKISs THINGY WHEN SHE CAUGHT sSKISSKISSKISSKIs ME PLAYING WITH IT sSKISSKISSKISSKISSKISs SKISSKISSKISSKISSKISSKIS ALSO A RUBBER BAND SKISSKISSKISSKISSKISSKIS SKISSKISSKISSKISSKISSK IS THIS THING ON HELLO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-03-18.txt #998 GETTING A DELL (Mon, 2002 Mar 18) "DUDE YOU'RE GETTING A DELL" SAID THE HOMOSEXUAL AND THEN THEY MADE OUT (KISSED) ,-~~-.___. / / | ' \ ( ) 0 \_/-, ,----' ==== // / \-'~; /~~~(O) / __/~| / | =( _____| (_________| PH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-03-30.txt #1010 THE GREAT DEBATE (Sat, 2002 Mar 30) MY FRIEND WHO SMOKES A LOT OF POT SWEARS BY PEPPERIDGE FARM PRODUCTS BUT I PREFER THE MORE MAINSTREAM TASTES OF NABISCO BRAND FOODSNACKS _.'^^'. _ _.-' ((@)) '. ./\/\/\/\/\/\,.---.__ ..'o'...-' ~~~ '~/\/\/\/\/\/\__.---. `-._ : /\/\/\/\,-' `-.__ jgs ^VvvvvvvvvvvVvVv | `-._ ;^^^^^^^^^^^` / `\ / `-._ ```````````````'.` `\ ( `'-._ .-----'` /\ `\ )--.______.______._______`/ (((------'`` `'--------'`(((----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-03-24.txt #1004 KILROY (Sun, 2002 Mar 24) ___ ___________mm__(O O)__mm_________ "" U "" _ ___ _ | |/ (_) |_ __ ___ _ _ | ' /| | | '__/ _ \| | | | | . \| | | | | (_) | |_| | |_|\_\_|_|_| \___/ \__, | _ |___/ _ ___ _ _ ___| | _____ __| | / __| | | |/ __| |/ / _ \/ _` | \__ \ |_| | (__| < __/ (_| | |___/\__,_|\___|_|\_\___|\__,_| _ ___ ___ ___| | __ / __/ _ \ / __| |/ / | (_| (_) | (__| < \___\___/ \___|_|\_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-18.txt #1243 GRIFFIN (Mon, 2002 Nov 18) +-------------------------------------+ | ___ | | __.--/) .-~~ ~~>>>>>>>> .-. | | (._\~ \ ( ~~>>>>>>>>.~.-' | | -~} \_~-, )~~>>>>>>>' / | | { ~/ /~~~~~~. _.-~ | | ~.( `--~~/ /~ ~. | | .--~~~~_\ \--~( -.-~~-. \ | | ```-'~~ / / ~-. \ .--~ / | | (((_.' 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( './\`\ / `'-. `\ | \/_/ | \ | | | | /'-\ / | \ \ | | | \ )_/\ | | \ \| | \ \ | '. | | / / | / .'; | /` / | | / / | | jgs | .' \ | | / \ ) | | \ \ / '-.._ | '.ooO\__._.Ooo | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-21.txt #942 RIGHT (Mon, 2002 Jan 21) . ||||||| / \ | o o | | o | | |___| | \_______/ _____| |______ | | | | | | | | | | // | | | | // | |========| |====== \__/ \__/ | | | || | | || | | || | ## || ## MJK ___|# || #|____ | # || # | |______||_______| |_|_|__||_|_|_|_| IS THERE SOME REQUIREMENT THAT ASCII ART COLLECTIONS ABSOLUTELY MUST CONTAIN THE MOST AMATEURISH PATHETIC DRAWINGS EVER ???????? OH RIGHT IT JUST WORKS OUT THAT WAY YOU TALENTLESS FUCKS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-28.txt #1100 ICE SHELF (Fri, 2002 Jun 28) ,,,,, /((())\ \(((()/ REMEMBER THE ICE SHELF (| _ _ | /( - ) (((\_~_/ N E V E R F O R G E T ))).' '.__ /`\ ___ /`\ | /` `\ | | \___,___/ | | |\ /| | | | ) ( | | / /` `\\ \ / /| | \ \ /.(\;`-._.-`; /)|\ _(\\))| | | /// / \ | ; | | | / '._______.' | / ) | ( / | \ jgs | | | \ | / / Y \ (_/ \_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-05.txt #1138 HELLO (Mon, 2002 Aug 5) _.---.__ .' `-. I STARTED THIS GANGSTA SHIT / .--. | AND THIS THE MOTHERFUCKING THANKS I GET \/ / / |_/ `\/|/ _(_) / ___ /|_.--' `. . \ `--' .---. \ /| ) ` \ //| | __ __ | '/|| |/ \ / \ / || || | | \ \ | \| | | / | __\@/ |@ | ___ \--' ( /' `--' __)| __> ( . .--' &"\ / `--|_/--' & | | #. | | q# | \ ,ad#' `.________.ad####' `#####""""""'' `?" ? "& "#ba" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-10.txt #1082 NOBODY LIKES THE FRENCH (Mon, 2002 Jun 10) . |~ /|\ |-.-| '-:-' [|] [|] NOBODY LIKES THE FRENCH [|] [|] NOT EVEN ME [|] .[|]. WAIT A MINUTE I DO LIKE THE FRENCH :/|\: [/|\] IF YOU ARE FRENCH SEND E-MAIL [/|\] AND I WILL TOTALLY SUCK YOU OFF .:_#|#_:. |_ '-' _| WAIT WAIT FROGS DON'T HAVE DICKS /\:-.-:/\ /\|_[|]_|/\ NO DICKS AND NO NAZI AUCTIONS _/\|~ [|] ~|/\_ [''=-.[|].-=''] CHRIST NO WONDER THERE'S A PETROL STRIKE :-._ | _.-: //\;::-:-::;/\\ FUCKING FAGGOTS /\.'-\\/|\//-'./\ .'\/' :\|/: '\/'. .//\(' [\|/] ')/\\. '':][\.' .[\|/]. './][:'' '' :/\|/\: '' .[\/|\/]. '.|.' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-19.txt #940 GOD HELP US (Sat, 2002 Jan 19) __________ /M\\\M|||M//. /MMM\\\|||///M:. /MMMMM\\ | //MMMM:. ______________________ drsquare (=========+======<]]]]::::::::::<|||_|||_|||_|||_|||_|||>=========- \#MMMM// | \\MMMM:' \#MM///|||\\\M:' \M///M|||M\\' I'M A BACTERIOPHAGE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-29.txt #1162 THEY DON'T CALL ME (Thu, 2002 Aug 29) ,,,, THEY DON'T CALL ME //// ,_ _ \ JACK THE MOTHERFUCKER \ ( / ('* \*( FOR NOTHING ` ' ' -`, '\ `_C/ \\\| .\ __,(___ \ ) / .\__.-' `. ` | .____ \ '| | /` \ '| | / ` \'| | / ` | | / `-' _________))||( ( __\ \ ` \ `----. __\ ` \ `(_. \ `\ ` \ ,) >) /( ( / ""o ,/ ,/ ( )\ ejm o"" . .... . . .. ... .... File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-04.txt #1076 THE SLOTH SPEAKS (Tue, 2002 Jun 4) =====(((=))=====(=)))=========== " `, |' / /"/ |"" GENTLE GROUND DWELLERS I HAVE BUT ONE REQUEST """| \"| |"|| " " NO MORE FUCKING TAMPON COMMERCIALS PLEASE "" " |"|\ /""~\\. /" ""~, NEXT ONE I SEE IT'S KILLING SPREE TIME ""~""""`"",~`~"!!"!" \ /"""""/""! "~""" "" "~", / //\""!!""~"!"!"\"""/~!~, C~"~P / // !!"""""! "~ " !!"!! "," O o"~ || !!"!!~!!~||" ! "" Y "" \\ ! ! ! `"U"' \\ \\ 0)) \`-~/~ `~' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-01.txt #1134 SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW (Thu, 2002 Aug 1) _.--._ .-"|~~"-. ../" __.-`\boo.. I'VE BEEN DRINKING /. | /\dHHb-" {*} _\.-'Hboo._ | `.| ,' |HHHb*_-""`oHb.?HHHHHHbo. |_.-' ,'.--.|HP_r" | dP ?I_HHHHHHHHHb. \_.-' f `./^' |@_/ `=' dR.`^HHHHHHHHHb. ,dHPo.__|.-' ;-"--`- d',' `?HHHHHHHb. dHHHHHHP' \\[]==--\`--.' /. `?HHHHHHb dHHHHHHP _`;, r`;.,-;./`-,__, ?HHHHHHb |HHHHHH| |-//| |_.'`._|| \ |HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| `.;-(,. ,' ,' | | |HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| `-/ )-/`.,' | /| | |HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| `./-/ |*} .\ / / | |HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| /*}/ ^ ""{*}| | | |HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| ,' ^| ^ | \ \ |HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| ,'*} | {*} {*} \ |..| |HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| `r; /. ^ _;---; `. \ |HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| \ \|{*}_,--' / /"'`-._|HHHHHH| |HHHHHH| \ V\,' | ( ,'| |||HHHHH| ?HHHHHHb | _ / \\ `|;ddHHHHP ?HHHHHHb. \ "-r.. | | LdHHHHP `?HHHHHHbo. | | / ,o( fdHHP' `?HHHHHH|["r_\__.| | _.odHH\ jdHP' `?HHHH`||__ `` ,;oodHHHHHPj \P' `^HHH|LL|HHoo;-r-'HHHHHHHHHHPf / `^| |HHHH\ |HHHHHHHHHHH^'( ( |__|P--"; |HHHHHH^' \| ( `-'_||"" || `--..--'`"" `' -bodom- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-25.txt #946 AIDS DICTIONARY (Fri, 2002 Jan 25) _. _.-----'' `\ __..-----''' `. < `\. '\ :. `. `\ `:. `. `-. `:\ N o `. `+. `:. A s i `. __.===::::;) . r I `: c ___.__>'::::::a:f/' C A `. _,===:::=-'-=-"""'' i d t '-/:::'' '' y HOLY GOD LOOK AT THE AIDS DRIPPING OFF THIS DAMN DICTIONARY I'M CALLING THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL RIGHT FUCKING NOW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-31.txt #952 LOCKER (Thu, 2002 Jan 31) I'M A FUCKING COCKLOCKER ___ / /___\ / @____ ____/ /|\__/ / | / )| /__/V ejm 96 " V | | | m m File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-15.txt #1148 TOO FLY (Thu, 2002 Aug 15) , / \ { } p ! ; : ; I'M 2 FLY | : | | : | l ; l NOTE: NOT 2-PLY l ; l I ; I I ; I I ; I I ; I d | b H | H H | H H I H ,;, H I H ,;, ;H@H; ;_H_;, ;H@H; `\Y/d_,;|4H@HK|;,_b\Y/' '\;MMMMM$@@@$MMMMM;/' "~~~*;!8@8!;*~~~" ;888; ;888; ;888; ;888; d8@8b O8@8O T808T `~` EJ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-08.txt #1233 THREE QUARKS FOR MUSTER MARK (Fri, 2002 Nov 8) I'M A QUARK WELL I'M A JAGUAR ______ / LET'S GET TOGETHER .--"" `--. AND WRITE A BOOK / .. `. /..'''' ```.. _ ` \ /' .--"""""--. `( `-.`.-. ____ ( ) __, ,__ ( ) ( : .--"""" `--. \/ ( L | / / J L c ' / ALSO WHERE THE FUCK ARE \ / /\ MY CLOTHES \-.__.' .' . |`-___.' a:f : `8P / : .' / ` / .' / .' . .' L ' \` ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-21.txt #1246 JOSE JIMENEZ (Thu, 2002 Nov 21) FOR ME THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE .----''''- ROCKET TRAVEL IS THE BLAST OFF / .--. ,-` ___.-' `~--' `~- _._ /`' .-~~~'` ,.-~\` `'~=-., I / / /\ ,.-~'`,.-~\\_ `'~=-,. \_.----.,_/ / I__\ ,/ .-~'` ` `'~-., `'~-,. .` / I ,/ ,/`'~=-,. `--., /\\ .-'` _/ /\ / / `~~~---,,, `'~=-.,__/ ` .-~` .-~` ,.-`__\ /` /` ``''==-, /\\ / / / `` / / ../ ` I / i._____/__|\_ / \\ / | _,' / / |_\`'~-., / ` | ,.-'` .-_/ /| `~\ / ` / ,-~` / ,/ / {KND} \ .~`'.` `, \.../ ./`` ,/ / \ ,.-~',` .// \/_ _ ,/ ,/ __ \/ ,.-~` \ / ``'`,/ / \/ /`'~-., | / _.--/ / / ,/ \ / _ `-. \ I ALWAYS TAKE A BLAST / /\ \_ / / I | | \`. / / BEFORE I TAKE OFF \| `~ / / ,.-\ \_--'` \,;-~'` I / / ////`._ `'------'` ./ / . ```` `'-.,________.-~` ,.-~___' //// OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T GET IN THAT THING ```` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-09.txt #1234 FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS (Sat, 2002 Nov 9) SSSSS AL QAEDA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS SSSS _\_ SS=-[.].] S( _\ S8 `==|_.--._ .' \ / \/;; / .' `-----\ `/ ( ).####,----( ) ( )###|' ( ) |( )##| ( ) | ( )#| ( ) | |( )/ ( )) :.. ( ) `-' '''( ) ( ) | `-'| | | ) ) | | | |_ | | ( \_\_\_ dp/VK \|\__\_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-30.txt #951 WHAT MY FRIENDS CALL ME (Wed, 2002 Jan 30) . .. . . .. . . .. ... . MY FRIENDS CALL ME DOTTY . .. .. . . ...... . GET IT ???????????????? . ...... . ........ WELL FUCK YOU THEN ........ .... 0.. / ......... / ........ . ____/ . @...) .... .. .... ... ....... ........................ ....................... ....................... ........................ ........ ..... ..... ....... ..... ..... ... ... .... .... ... ... ... ... ... ...... ... ... .:.. ... ... ...:.. ... ... ... .. .. .. .. gfj/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-14.txt #1147 GOD OF POO (Wed, 2002 Aug 14) I AM THE GOD OF POO _ WORSHIP ME OR I WILL SMEAR YOU WITH POO .~q`, {__, \ (HENCE THE NAME) \' \ \ \ \ \ \ `._ __.__ \ ~-._ _.==~~ ~~--.._ \ ' ~-. \ _- -_ `. \ / } .- . \ `. | / } ( ; \ `| / / ( : '\ \ | / | / \ | /`-.______.\ |^-. \ | |/ ( | `. \_ | || ~\ \ '._ `-.. | |/ _\ \ ~-.____ .o'___/ .o______} rm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-24.txt #945 RASH (Thu, 2002 Jan 24) ~o88ooooooooooooo88o~ ouooooo,~oo oo~,ooooouo 8 ~88888. ,88888~ 8 8 go~~~os go~~~os 8 8 ,8` '8_8` '8. 8 8 8` _ '8` _ '8 8 8 8 !@! 8 !@! 8 8 8 8i /8\ i8 8 8 8s g8 8s s8 8 8 dooooo`8_8'ooooob 8 8 d! 'V` !b 8 8 8 ~ 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 ] 8 8 [ 8 8 [ ] 8 8 [ ] 8 8 [ ] !8 8| [ ] 8 8 [ ]s88b-oo- xxx -oo-d88s[ ] 8 8 [,88 8i'` ~ '`i8 88.] 8 8 88` 88s'88` '88`gf8 '88 8 888 ,g8s/8. ooo ,8\g8s. 888 88` i888888fo_X_of888888i '88 V YY'`~'` ~~~ '` ~ YY V JJ "" "" DOES THIS RASH LOOK NORMAL TO YOU ????????? HEY HEY MISTER MAN EASE UP ON THE GROPERY I JUST WANTED A MEDICAL OPINION File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-05.txt #1077 A JERK STORY (Wed, 2002 Jun 5) STEP 1. IT IS BEST TO HAVE SOME VISUAL TO JERK OFF TO. IN MY CASE, I USE PORNOGRAPHY. A DEAD ANIMAL SUCH AS A VOLE OR A RACCOON WILL ALSO WORK (THOUGH ONE SHOULD AVOID SKUNKS DUE TO THEIR LEAKINESS), BUT I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE USAGE OF HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY. YOUR NEARBY WALDENBOOKS OR STROUDS WILL CONTAIN VAST AMOUNTS OF THIS MATERIAL AVAILABLE SIMPLY FOR THE TAKING. FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS TUTORIAL WE WILL SHALL USE YOUR STANDARD LEG-SPREADING WHORE: \2 /\~/\ 6/ \\ )aa \\// \\(= // /\(`;' )/\ //\`\==/'/\\ _/! \____/ !\_ SC STEP 2. FIND SOMETHING TO BEAT OFF WITH. HERE AN ANIMAL CORPSE WILL ALSO SUFFICE, BUT WE FIND THAT A GOOD SET OF MITTS OR INDUSTRIAL GLOVES WILL WORK WELL. AVOID ANYTHING WITH ASBESTOS. BE SURE TO AVOID CUTTING YOUR OWN THROAT OR KILLING A SCHOOLBUS FULL OF NUNS WHILE PERFORMING THIS MANEUVER. ALSO AVOID HAMMERS AS THEY MAKE SMASHY SMASHY. ___ ___ /HHH\ /HHH\ |XXXXX| _ |XXXXX| |HHHHH|/H) (H\|HHHHH| \XXXXX/X/ \XXXXXXX/ ||||||' `|||||| RR STEP 3. NOW JERK IT. JERK IT YOU FUCKING WHORE. JERK IT LIKE YOU'RE A RUSSIAN PROSTITUTE WHO HAS TO REALLY WORK FOR EVERY RUBLE YOU EARN. AS WE LACK A GOOD FACE SPURTING ASCII ART WE WILL INSTEAD USE THIS HAPPY-GO-LUCKY ELEPHANT: _ ,--. ;c),. o}` `._,=, `. / , `. `/L`. )~ ejm /_/\_\ STEP 4. FINALLY, BLOW YOUR SWEET LOAD YOU DUMB BITCH. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU PREPARE IN ADVANCE (STEP 0) BY CHOOSING AN ADEQUATE RECEPTACLE FOR YOUR SPURT, CALLED THE JERKNAP. THIS JERKNAP IS VITALLY IMPORTANT TO THE SUCCESS OF YOUR ENDEAVOR: IF YOU CHOOSE THE WRONG THEN YOUR SEED WILL BE WASTED FOR ALL TIME AND YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL (THE BAD HELL, NOT THE ONE WITH THE PROSTITUTES). ANY GARMENT WILL SUFFICE, ALTHOUGH FEMININE FRILLY THINGS ARE HIGHLY RECOMMENDED IN ORDER TO HELP YOU FORGET THAT YOU'RE ALL ALONE. FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT WE WILL SHOW AN ASSORTMENT OF QUEER SHIT: ___ ___ /| |/|\| |\ /_| ' |.` |_\ | |. | | |. | |___|.__| RR =+=== / |. \ | |. | | |. | | |. | |_/_\___| RR ,==c==. |_/|\_| | '|` | | | | | | | |__|__| RR STEP 5. NOW THAT YOU'VE JERKED IT BUT GOOD, THE HAZE OF ENDORPHINS AND SLEEPY EYES WILL PREVENT THE CRUSHING PRESSURES OF DEPRESSION FROM KILLING YOURSELF FOR ANOTHER THREE TO SIX HOURS. BUY A FALAFEL OR SOMETHING. STEP 6. REPEAT. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-28.txt #1161 COPYRIGHT NOTICE (Wed, 2002 Aug 28) oo$""$""$o o" " "$$ o$ "$ o" "$o $$ oo oo $ $"o $$"""$$ o"$$ $""o"ooo$$$$$$$$$o$o""$$o o$ "o$$$$$$$$$$$$$o "$o o$ o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o "o o$ o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o "$" $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$ "oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$""""$""" " "$ """$$$$$" $$"" (C) DISNEY/TIME WARNER $$ o$$$ $$$oo o$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$oooooooo$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$oo $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ o$$$$$$$$$$"" $$"$$$$$$$ o$$$$$$$o" " ""$$$$o $$$$$$$" $$$$o o$$$$$$"o $$$$ $$$$$$$ " $$$" $$$$$$ o"$$o $$$$$$$ " "$$o $$$$$$ " "$$o $$$$$" " $$$ $$$$$$" " o"$o o$$$$$" oo " "$o $$$$$$ " $$o $$$$$$o " $$$o $$$$$$ "$$$$ $$$$$" o $$$$$o $$$$$ " $$$$$$o o$$$$$ o " $$$$$$$o $$$$$" $ ""$ "$$$$ $$$$" $ " " $$ """ $$$ $$ o o $$ $$ $$o o$ "$$oo o o"$$ "$$$$" $$" $$$$$ o" o oo$o "$$$$$$o o ooo" $$$$" "$o o o o oo" " "" o oo$$" $$" "$$$oo$oo$oo$o$o$oooooooooo$$" " o$""" ""$oo $"""""""$$o o$" o o o "o $"$oooo$$"" o " o ""$$$ooo o$$$o oo " o" oo$ooo$$$o " oo " " " o$$$$$$oo """"""$o oo$" """""""""""$$oo$oo$$""""""" """" """ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-11.txt #1083 SHOULD REALLY LEARN (Tue, 2002 Jun 11) .-'-. ________________________ \ | ____ / \ \ | / ) ( I SHOULD REALLY LEARN ) \ | / .-'" \_ HOW TO MASTURBATE / _\|/.' o()(__)_____________________/ /_____\_ /'----|_/_ | 0 \ __::/ _ __@__ / \ H (_) / _ _\ / (_|_---|_/ /_(_)(_)\ / \____ \.-' /(_)(_)(_)\ _ / )\_/ |/\\//\\//\\| \/ / (/_ |/\\//\\//\\| _/\_(_______) |/\\//\\//\\| """"""""""""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-18.txt #939 M16 (Fri, 2002 Jan 18) THAT STOCK LOOKS A LITTLE BIG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING TRAITOR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO BACK TO RUSSIA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. DO YOU LIKE HOW EVERYTHING LINES UP !!!!!!!! ______ |\_______________ (_____\\______________ HH======#H###############H####################### ' ~""""""""""""""`##(_))#H\"""""Y######## )) \#H\ `"Y### dew " }#H) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-07.txt #1079 LET'S MAKE LOVE (Fri, 2002 Jun 7) .sSSSSSSSs sSS=""^^^"s LET'S MAKE LOVE /\ , / \_\_\|_/_) UNDERNEATH THE STARS /';; /| \\\/.-. .-./ PLANETS MOONS AND MONSTERS / \;| /. \,S' - - | / -.;| | '.SS _| ; THE MONSTERS ARE MOSTLY ; '-.;\, |'-.SS\ __ /S CONFINED TO MARS AT THIS | _ ';\\. \' SSS\_____/SS POINT BUT IT'S AN ONGOING | '- ';\\. \_SSS[_____]SS EFFORT \ '--.-';;-. __SSS/\ SSS \ .--' ';;'.=SSS`\\_\_SSS `._ .-'` _';;..=.=.=.\.=\ ;-._-' _.;\.=.=.=.|.=| , _.-' `"=._ ;\=.=__/__/ )\ .'` __ ".;|.=.=.=./ (_\ .-` '. | \/=.=.=/` /\\ \-,| |.--'| / \`, // \ | | | ( (__) ) _.-'--, \ | | '--, ;----' -'--,__}}} \ '--, __}}} jgs \_________}}} \___}}} File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-13.txt #1085 PIPE DOWN UP THERE (Thu, 2002 Jun 13) SHUT UP BELOW I HAVE THE AIDS __ __ / \ __ [_|]'_|] __ KILL ALL QUEER COCKSUCKERS THE [_|].-'-_-_'-._] / JEWS CONTROL _.'.'-.-'' '-.-'__ HOLLYWOOD [_|]-.'. ' ' .'.-_] PIPE DOWN UP THERE \ _/ /_/ '.'. ' ' . .' -_ / [_|]_' '.'_'_. .' '._] |_|_| = = (.-_o) = = :-_' [_|] _ .//\/_\. .-_] \_\_\ .'//_//_\\'. .-. [_|]_`./.-/.-.-.\_'-_] '.'.-'-//__.\.\\.' [_|]-/.-_ .-[_\\ // // [_|] \.\\ _____//_//_________\.\\_____ mic File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-16.txt #1149 PSEUDONYMS (Fri, 2002 Aug 16) SERIOUSLY I'LL BET ASIA CARRERA ISN'T EVEN HER REAL NAME _..._ / .' '. / _ / .-""-\ _/ \ .-| /:. | | | | \ |:. /.-'-./ | .-'-;:__.' =/ .'= *=|NASA _.=' / _. | ; ;-.-'| \ | / | \ _\ _\ \__/'._;. ==' ==\ \ \ | / / / /-._/-._/ jgs \ `\ \ `-._/._/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-26.txt #947 ALTERNATE UNIVERSE (Sat, 2002 Jan 26) I AM FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE YOUR THREE-DIMENSIONAL LAWS DO NOT APPLY / ... * . _ . FUCKING SHIT THIS * . * # . * (_) * TREE CAN TALK . ###* .. * .. . # *#\###*# ___ . . * / * ##\/# #|/#\#{o,o}#.# ____/ ##\_\## ###/#( )#/_# * ## ## \#\|#/,#-"-"### . . #_#####`####,##_#/##/# . ## #\ || ## # ## ||| . * ||| ejm ||| , -=-~' .-^- _ ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-02.txt #1135 ACTUAL SIZE (Fri, 2002 Aug 2) _________________________________________________________________________ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 | | | ACTUAL DONG SIZE | |_______________________________________________________________________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-23.txt #1248 AFRICAN CONGLOMERATE (Sat, 2002 Nov 23) IN 2035 ALL THE NATIONS OF AFRICA JOINED TOGETHER TO FORM THE AFRICAN CONGLOMERATE, A FEDERATION OF NATIONS UNDER THE COMMON GOAL OF BRINGING THE STANDARD OF LIVING UP TO BE COMMENSURATE WITH THE REST OF THE FIRST WORLD WITHOUT RELYING SO HEAVILY ON FOSSIL FUELS OH EXCEPT FOR MOROCCO WHICH WENT TO THE EUROPEAN UNION AND ALGERIA, LIBYA, EGYPT, AND THAT LITTLE COUNTRY BETWEEN ALGERIA AND LIBYA WHOSE NAME I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ARE ALL FULL OF DIRTY DISGUSTING PEOPLE THAT NEED TO BE DESTROYED P.S. MADAGASCAR SUNK I GUESS ___________ / | | | ,' ,' \/',_ __ ,'__/ | ',| "'-,,,,,,, ,/ _|', | | \ | | |', \ | \ |__| | ', ', | \ / | ', ,_"""""---'-_,'______\ / | ',,_-'" | | ', |_________| | / | / ',,'""""| |__ | ,____/ | _| / |___ / '\___| ,'_,'|_,-,_______| | / , '/ \,' _', _/ ,, ,',| | \ | '" ,' \ / |_ , | \|||| ,' | ,'| _"" |,' ' ,' ', | ||||| __ ,' _|_ ,' | |""---/ ' ,"""','"""""" | / \"""| / |_____|_ __''" \ | | | / """""" | \ / \ / | | / \--' | / | \__ _|__ | | |__ | ',,,| | |____| / | / _| ,,'_ | |__________|___,' ,,' / \ ---' \,/ ,' \ | ,,,' \_/ | |_,'' |/ | | []_| \___' / \ __,' \_____/ FW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-04-02.txt #1013 AXIS OF EVIL (Tue, 2002 Apr 2) __ ~%( o`=- \ \ I'M A CARD-CARRYING MEMBER / / OF THE AXIS OF EVIL __/~~\__ ( / ~~ \ ) | | | | \| |/ ___vv__vv__nmf / `` '' \ |_____________| ~`/%%%%\`~ / %% \ ~@ /``\ @~ / %% %% \ ~@ / \ @~ / %% %% \ ~/@/~ ~\@\~ (\/ \/) `(~ ~)` `(_(@) (@)_)` (_`____`_) !$%$%$! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-04-16.txt #1027 AFRAID OF THE FUTURE (Tue, 2002 Apr 16) ,,ggddY"""Ybbgg,, ,agd888b,_ "Y8, ___`""Ybga, ,gdP""88888888baa,.""8b "888g, ,dP" ]888888888P' "Y `888Yb, ,dP" ,88888888P" db, "8P""Yb, ,8" ,888888888b, d8888a "8, ,8' d88888888888,88P"' a, `8, I'M ,8' 88888888888888PP" "" `8, d' I88888888888P" `b AFRAID 8 `8"88P""Y8P' 8 8 Y 8[ _ " 8 OF 8 "Y8d8b "Y a 8 8 `""8d, __ 8 THE Y, `"8bd888b, ,P `8, ,d8888888baaa ,8' FUTURE `8, 888888888888' ,8' `8a "8888888888I a8' `Yba `Y8888888P' adP' "Yba `888888P' adY" `"Yba, d8888P" ,adP"' `"Y8baa, ,d888P,ad8P"' ``""YYba8888P""'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-03-23.txt #1003 HAIL ERIS (Sat, 2002 Mar 23) _.---------._ ,-'' ''-. ,-' `-. ,' `. ,' `. / \ / ,-------. \ / _ ,-' <\ `-. \ ; ,' ``--._ ,' ___\\___ `.: ; ,' ,'`--.__`| / ,-' `-. \ ; ,' ,' | | ; / __ \ : | < < | | | | KA/\/\I>_TI | | : `. `. _| | ; | | ; \ `. `.,--' _,| / \ / ; :`. `._,,--' ,' \ / ; \ '-. ,-' `-.______,-' / \ `-------' / \ / `. ,' `. ,' `-. ,-' `-._ _.-' hjm--------'' HAIL ERIS !!!! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA !!!1!!!!@!! THAT IS SECRET CODE FOR "LET ME INTO YOUR PEDOPHILE CLUB BECAUSE I'M A FAT USELESS COCKSUCKER WHO THINKS HE'S A COMEDIAN" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-03-22.txt #1002 YOU NEVER LEARN (Fri, 2002 Mar 22) ' ' : : $ $ $. .$ $b d$ $$ $$ :$. .$: '$b d$' $$ $$ $$ $$ '. :$. .$: .' ':. '$b d$' .:' ':. $$. .$$ .: '$. $$b d$$ .$' :b. $$$ $$$ .d: '$b. $$$ $$$ .d$' $$b. $$$V$$$ .d$$ . $$$: .T$$$$$P. :$$$ . b $$$' d$$$P'T$$$b '$$$ d $b $$P .d$$P' 'T$$b. 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YOU GODDAMN POLES NEVER LEARN FROM HISTORY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-04-17.txt #1028 AN IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG SEAHORSE (Wed, 2002 Apr 17) AS IT TURNS OUT THE STALL OF AN ADULT BOOKSTORE \/)/) IS NO PLACE FOR AN IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG SEAHORSE _' oo(_.-. / /'. .---' /'-./ ( ) ; __\ \_.'\ : __| ) _/ ( (,. mrf'-.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-04-03.txt #1014 LOVE (Wed, 2002 Apr 3) Moo oMMMMM ooMMMMMMMMMo oooMMMMMMMMMMMMMM oooMMMMMMMMMMM"""" ooo ooMMMMMMMMM"""" "MMMMo oM"""""" ooo MMMMMMM o MMMMoo MMMMMMM" MMMoo "MMMMMM MMMMMM "MMMMM "MMMMM MMMM"" o "MMMMM ""MMM MMM"o oooooooMMMMMMo "MMM" oooooMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"""MMMMMMMo Mo oo oooMoMMMMMMMMMM"M"""""" " oMMMMMMMMMo MMoooMMMMMMMMMM""""" oMMMMMM""""" MMMM""" o ""MMooo oMMMM""" oMMMo o "MMoMMMMM" "MMMMMMMM" MMMMM MM Mo ""MMMMMM oo ""MMMMMMo MMMMM oMM Moo ""MMMM Moo MMMMMMo MMMM oMMMM MMMoo """ "MMoo "MMMMM """ oMMMM" "MMMMMoooooo oo oMMMMMo """ oMMMM ""MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMo "MMM" "Moo """"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" """ oMMMMo MMMMMMo oooMMooo MMMMMMMooMMMMMMMMMMMMMMo oMMMMMMM"""" " MMMMMMM"" MMMMMM oMMMMMM" oMMMM""MMoo oMMMMMM"" oMMMM" "MMMooMMMMMM"" ooMMM"" MMMMMMMM oMMM" oMMMMMMMMMMoo MM"" ooMMMMMM" "MMMMMMooo o"" oMMMMMM" "MMMMMMMMMoo ooMMMMM"" "MMMMMMMMMMMooo ooMMMM"" MMMMMMMMMMMMMMoooo ooMMM"" "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMoooo " ""MMMMMM:F_P:MMMM"""""" LITERAL TRANSLATION: NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO COCKSUCKING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-22.txt #1247 FOUR LETTERS (Fri, 2002 Nov 22) ____ .---. ,-----. _____ .' `,.': :'' : :.' `. | : : ' ' ' ' : : \ | ' ' ' ' \ | v \ | | v \ | | | v \ | F | A | G | S | \ | | | | | \ | | | | | \ | | | | | \ | ===== | | | | ) \ --- /| ===== | | | / `---' \ --- /| ===== | ===== | / `---' \ ---- A ----- / / `----'.`-----' / / / '-._ / dp '. / `----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-27.txt #948 POLYMORPHING CAT (Sun, 2002 Jan 27) _ ) ( \_ | _,-'/'_ , ;-. \ . ,-' O ( ` .<= `. \ `. ,'o O o 0 o , ,'-. ,-' `. `. ,'o O 0/ 0 )___,.--','"""`--._,,--' __>. \ ,: ' o O/. o/ __,`--'-. _,-' -._ `-``._/o 0 0(),| o/-'' `-.__ __,-'| )_. ` / ~':o ,-.\o \ `----' | `-.-| 0 o.`.\ /o|`.| | /o . ;.'`o|'|o \ / |`,,' `._/0|\',\ / |`.|`._/ \o'||o | | /,`/ )./|.'| / ---------|.|--------\,\`--'-------------------------\ |O| \``. | |o| `._) \ |(| \ |O| | hh |)| | /(| | (o/ | \) / THE ONLY GOOD POLYMORPHING CAT IS A DEAD POLYMORPHING CAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-03.txt #1136 SEAQUEST DSV (Sat, 2002 Aug 3) ___====-_ _-====___ _--^^^#####// \\#####^^^--_ _-^##########// ( ) \\##########^-_ -############// |\^^/| \\############- _/############// (@::@) \\############\_ /#############(( \\// ))#############\ -###############\\ (oo) //###############- -#################\\ / VV \ //#################- -###################\\/ \//###################- _#/|##########/\######( /\ )######/\##########|\#_ |/ |#/\#/\#/\/ \#/\##\ | | /##/\#/ \/\#/\#/\#| \| ` |/ V V ` V \#\| | | |/#/ V ' V V \| ' ` ` ` ` / | | | | \ ' ' ' ' ( | | | | ) __\ | | | | /__ (vvv(VVV)(VVV)vvv) PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION TO GET SEAQUEST DSV BACK ON THE AIR File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-17.txt #1150 ZOMBIE POOH (Sat, 2002 Aug 17) _ _ /\.--/\ NUGGGGGGGGH \_ _ \//\ __/o o` | MUST STICK WANG IN HONEYPOTS (/ | \__, / __\-' / .-'``\ /`"-=.-="`) /` _.-.' \ \_." ,`-._ / /_\ / /-.._/ | | / / | ,| '.__.' | _ / \ .-"". / / \/ /`-._| |` \ \ / \ | \ / \ | '-' `. | .-"` \ jgs \__,.-'` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-12.txt #1084 NO MAGICAL POWERS (Wed, 2002 Jun 12) \\////// DRINKING BONGWATER DOES \\ | NOT GRANT MAGICAL POWERS \(_ x| / \ __) __/ _\ ,. . / / .%:. * . | | | . ;>, $ ' | | | . % .~@ . & UUUU---| :?. ;. .^# . ^ | | < * ' . , * \ | . " . ^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-06.txt #1078 WIZARD OF POO (Thu, 2002 Jun 6) o O /`-.__ / \.'^| o T l * _|-..-|_ O (^ '----' `) I'M THE WIZARD OF POO `\-....-/^ AND I'M ASKING YOU OUT O o ) "/ " ( / _( (-) )_ O /\ ) ( /\ / \( ) | \ o o \) ( / \ / |( )| \ / o \ \( / \ __.--' O \_ / .._ \ //|)\ , (_) /(((\^)'\ | | O ) ` | | / o___ / / / _.-''^^__O_^^''-._ / .' / -''^^ ^^''- \--'^ .' .`. `'''----'''^ .`. \ .' / `'--..____..--'^ \ \ / _.-/ \ \ .::'_/^ | | `. .-'| | `-. _.--'` \ / `-. / \ / `-._ `'---..__ `. .`_.._ __ \ ``'''`. .'gnv `'^ `''---'^ `-..______..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-12-28.txt #1283 PAYBACK (Sat, 2002 Dec 28) THE PROBLEM WITH KICKING A CHAO'S ASS IS AN HOUR LATER YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN ) ( ( ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ( ) ( ( ) ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ) ___.--. ) ) ) .''. .''...' ..'''. ( ( _.-~~~-.''';''., ''-. ; ; ) ) :' .----------------------. ( .' (______________________) ) '; (~| . |~) ..''; \| oOo |/ cfbd ..'''.. 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WHO'S THE WISE GUY I AM CLEARLY OLDER THAN FIVE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-21.txt #1123 BOB MARLEY (Sun, 2002 Jul 21) ___ ___ / \____/ \ NO WOMAN / / __ \ \ / | .. | \ NO BALLS \___/| |\___/\ | |_| |_| \ | |/|__|\| \ | |__| |\ | |__| |_/ / \ | @ | | @ || @ | ' | |~~| || | HF 'ooo' 'ooo''ooo' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-09.txt #1111 IT'S FOR YOU (Tue, 2002 Jul 9) / .- |/,-'` STEVE GUTTENBERG'S ON THE PHONE _.-'''-._ /` __ __ `\ HE WANTS TO KNOW WHEN HE GETS ___ ;__.--._.--.__; HIS CAREER BACK / /\ ( O / \ O ) `\ | _\/_ '-' '-' _/ OR WHY HE WAS EVER POPULAR IN _|_|' | (_) | THE FIRST PLACE / __) | | | __) | .___. | .-. _ | ___)'; /\.-./\ ; | | / | |~||/\ .\ `-` / __| |/ /_ | \_\/==;'._ - _.'__ (_ _) \ 8 /\"""""/\ `\ `| .'` '--8----.`-`\^/`-`. \ |~~| 8 | /~\ |`\ \ | | 8 | |\| | \ `y | jgs 8 | |\| | \ / 8 | |\| | '.__.' 8 |___|\|___| 8 |===\_/===| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-09-24.txt #1188 TOO LATE (Tue, 2002 Sep 24) ^+xw*"""^q_ 0 p" F F _F p^^"___jM j F F _,,__ q x" [ F J_ J P w""""_ _," 9 _m^`"*____x" _____ v,,_w" "M_ @ `, ",_!u_9__L F # r^""^^" f j" " _*" "6_ _,,__ B 9_ "v,_Zp*"""""^@u# P _m^"^u,a*" j ____ 9 "" _F `4 A_ "*-ap" ^Lj" _smu, _* ,-" 9_ _wf ^^"__,,_ jL -- m< 5j! ____*-*^ & """" ___ p" 9p`^u,av' AM I TOO `,*""""q_ _x" _aa,_ p^" ""u ,r _____!L___,M LATE FOR Lsr--x_"^^`" qP 9 J `M y^ "_ _J WICCAN WEEK . L_,,_ ?_ _# ^v- -^" _F __,_`^---"jr BUK BUK BUK j___ ""y""^^""_,-r-u_ r^ j! ?s_, *"jp g""""^q_b_ _F "p j^^""-w L _,wma_ _x"jN__ __d"""^c F "-^"" _ "c____j' L j" J" """ _F 99Nu______g**L_""s 4 A, _P"""^q_ "" "- m^ j_ _-^""mw^" _' # 9"N""L ^, "s b # "--^" 0 @ j" _v-wa+" ," j # p r j qF "q_ _*-wu_ 9, y^`"^w_ _,! 0_ f _m-**" _F _F L _FjP ?, "^"" "u "---^ j """ # J j" p"""p-^ x^ p" d_ -q__a-mw_ j `L V `q # f j 4 b ^, __ 6_ ?, _,__ "-- *`^ww-" F 9L_ b 1 4 `u_ "-^""*, jh ^-xm*" 9z ) 0 `+a_ W__ 9,___"^^"+_ L 0 k _x-*v+" 9 0 "b "_ "p _0 `& ___ d_ j" ___p j F j File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-09-30.txt #1194 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY (Mon, 2002 Sep 30) __ /| * * * * * * / * * * / * * * * / * * * * * * * PLEASE MAY I HAVE A * * B L O W J O B * * * * * * * * / * / * * __/ * * /| * File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-10-11.txt #1205 NEVER AGAIN (Fri, 2002 Oct 11) ____ | || | =- ||\ HGLUGHALGHGLUAHLGUH | || \ | ||\ `////-----. \___'|_////)/ \ NEVER AGAIN | `-----/ / \ WITH THE DONGS | _____/ /| \ \ (_______/ | /\____ \__________/ \_____\ ___/__________\____________\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-10-05.txt #1199 GODDAMN DISABILITY (Sat, 2002 Oct 5) _ _ |_| |_| | | /^^^\ | | _| |_ (| "o" |) _| |_ _| | | | _ (_---_) _ | | | |_ | | | | |' | _| |_ | `| | | | | | | / \ | | \ / / /(. .)\ \ \ / \ / / / | . | \ \ \ / \ \/ / || || \ \/ / \__/ || || \__/ ooO Ooo DON'T GET OFFENDED I HAVE A HANDS-ONLY GROWTH DISORDER THAT FORCES THEM TO BE THIS BIG AND IN THIS POSITION DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME I HAVE A GODDAMN DISABILITY YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-10-04.txt #1198 AT THE ENCLAVE (Fri, 2002 Oct 4) ,-._.-._.-._.-._.-. `-. ,-' .----------------------. | | | | | | | | | | | WE'RE ALL FUCKING | | | | GAY FAGS | ,';".________.-. | AT THE ENCLAVE | ;';_' )] | | ; `-| | `. `T- | `----------------------._ \ | | `-; | | |..________..-| /\/ |________..| ,'`./ >,( | \_.-|_/,-/ ii | | `."' `-/ .-"""|| | /`^"-; | ||____| / / `.__/ | || / | || | || File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-10-10.txt #1204 RAPE KIT EXTENDED REMIX (Thu, 2002 Oct 10) FILE UNDER "RAPE KIT, EXTENDED REMIX, BEWARE OF THE," AND THEN GET ME A DOUBLE LATTE OR ELSE ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) _____________ (_) | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |__________|_|___________ __| ----- _____________ \ / | | ________ | | \__| Cat |__|_______|__| | _ |__________________________________| // _______________________________ ______________ // / _ ____________________ _ \ ____________|| | (_) |____________________| (_) | \\ \_______________________________ / \\ ------------------------------------------------------------------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-09-25.txt #1189 GAY IN SPACE (Wed, 2002 Sep 25) ___________________ _-_ \==============_=_/ ____.---'---`---.____ GAY IN SPACE PEOPLE \_ \ \----._________.----/ \ \ / / `-_-' __,--`.`-'..'-_ /____ || CALL THE ENCLAVE `--.____,-' -. 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[________]_|__|________)< oo oo 'oo OOOO-| oo\\_ +--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+-$1-+--+--+--+--+ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-10-02.txt #1196 WHAT A TOILET WANTS (Wed, 2002 Oct 2) ______ \ \. |`\_____\ |` | | __-====-__ | | | HINT HINT PEOPLE (~< >~>_| | | {~~-====--~~: \ | | JERK OFF IN ME !~~------~~/----`+----/ \ \___ / >------\ \ < <_________________> File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-26.txt #1128 GRATUITY (Fri, 2002 Jul 26) ____ _ .-;\)___\ NO I AM NOT GOING TO |_| \_/ ,---\ SUCK YOUR COCK MISTER | | / _/ e e \_/ _%&&%%&_ |(` >| ___T__\______/__ \| =/ WELL OKAY BUT ONLY '====\\\ ^/====='_/ ,--' IF YOU TIP GOOD `\ \ .'`._ ( GAHLAGHLGAHLGAHLAGHLAG \ \ / ``\ \ \/ / ) ) \`'._/ -'.-'\ \__/ / \-'\______ /._'-./ \ ___`'-. /` | '-.\ '--`` /-\\\ /` / | ( ) | / / | \ (-------------- / '-._ | /'-.'# # # # `._ `'-._/ /#__#__#__#__#__ ;";-..__ | | # # # # # ; | |``-' |# # # # # / ;\ | |__#__#__#__#__#__ .' / / / || || jgs /' .' | | || || / .' | | || || ,| / \ | || || \\\/( (`-/\__ || \__`\ [_--.__\ || File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-09-23.txt #1187 WORST VAMPIRE EVER (Mon, 2002 Sep 23) /######\ /##########\ / \###/ \ / \#/ \ /\| |/\ | | \ ==\ /== / | | \| \<|>\ /<|>/ |/ /| BOOOO HUHHHH \__ | - \ - | /#| \#\ | | | /###| \##\ | \| | /#####| \###\ | _______ | /######| \####\ | / \/ \/ \|/#######| FIRED |######\| |#########| |########\______/##########| |#########\ /##########/ |##########\ |#########/\ /###########\/########/###\ /################\######/########\ /##################\###/###########\ /###################\#/##############\ /####################/#################\ /###################/####################\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-05-23.txt #1064 REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE (Thu, 2002 May 23) ______ .-" "-. / \ TAKE IT FROM ME | | |, .-. .-. ,| THIS IS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE | )(__/ \__)( | |/ /\ \| (@_ (_ ^^ _) _ ) \_______\__|IIIIII|__/__________________________ (_)@8@8{}<________|-\IIIIII/-|___________________________> )_/ \ / (@ `--------` jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-02-02.txt #954 TOOT TOOT (Sat, 2002 Feb 2) TOOT TOOT HONK BEEP BEEP HURRRRRRRRP CHECK IT OUT PEOPLE IT'S THE GAY CIRCUS COMING THROUGH ______________ \c< ( ) |*.**.**.*|| -.% _______.--, _______.--, ___|'_*.-& o=< o(-) | * * * || |_\% ~( *.**.*{c .% ~( -&&- {c .& ~( > *{c |V |v |_*__*__*_|| - ** | |__| ,= | |\ \__| ,= | | |____|*. / > |\ B__,-.___MK|,-._! /_/_| |_|\_\ J |_\_\ |_|\_\ J |_|_|/_|_|* ejm `-' `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-02-16.txt #968 BELLY BUTTONS (Sat, 2002 Feb 16) . . :"-. .-"; |:`.`.__..__.'.';| I'LL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET || :-" "-; || :; :; CATS DON'T HAVE BELLY BUTTONS / .==. .==. \ : _.--._ ; SO GUESS WHAT THAT IS ??????? ; .--.' `--' `.--. : : __;` ':__ ; WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M ; ' '-._:;_.-' ' : SMILING '. `--' .' ."-._ _.-". .' ""------"" `. /`- -'\ /`- -'\ :`- .' `. -'; ; / \ : : : ; ; ; ; : : ':_:.' '.;_;' :_ _; ; "-._ -" :`-. _.._ :_ () _; "--::__. `. \"- -"/`._ : .-"-. -"-. ""--..____.' / .__ __. \ : / , / "" \ . \ ; bug "-:___..--" "--..___;-" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-12-13.txt #1268 FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE (Fri, 2002 Dec 13) ,-'"`-. FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE WILL SOMEONE TELL ME / _ _\ WHAT THE FUCK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE | (@(@| \ / / | `-/ / | / \ ,' `. / \ ( ) | | ( ) \ / `. ,' hh `-.___,-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-12-07.txt #1262 SOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR (Sat, 2002 Dec 7) .-. THANK GOD FOR PRESIDENT CLINTON !!! WHOSE ENDURING / / LEGACY IS THAT APPARENTLY EVERY SINGLE AMATEUR PORN /. / PHOTOGRAPHER HAS TO HAVE A CIGAR SOMEWHERE IN THE ) /c\/ FUCKING FRAME ( /'\/ ) / / PEOPLE WE GET IT ALREADY GIVE IT A REST ( / / ) / / ( /. / .`.'.Pru `'`` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-12-11.txt #1266 THE DENTIST EPISODE (Wed, 2002 Dec 11) /-----| IT'S THE ONE WHERE RUDY'S FRIEND PETER IS \-' | SCARED TO GO SEE THE DENTIST WHO'S PLAYED Q | BY DANNY KAYE )C ~\/\ | \\_ \ | NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "BUD" (KENNY) \_77 |\ | ejm 96 |`` \ \ | PETER IS THE FAT ONE """ ~ ~ === File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-12-05.txt #1260 BEHIND THIS PHONE BOOTH (Thu, 2002 Dec 5) ___________ /.---------.\`-._ // || `-._ || `-._ || `-._ || `-._ || `-._ || _____ ||`-._ \ _..._ || | __ ! || `-._ | _/ \|| .' |~~|| `-._ | .-`` _.`|| / _|~~|| .----. `-._| | _.` _|| | |23| || / :::: \ \ \ _.--` _.` || | |56| || / ::::: | | | _.-` _.|| | |79| || | _..-' / _\-` _.`O || | |_ || |::| | .` _.`O `._|| \ | || |::| | .-` _.` `._.' || '.__|--|| |::| \ `-._.-` \`-._ || | ": !|| | '-.._ | \ `--._|| |_:"___|| | ::::: | | \ /\ || ":":"|| \ :::: | | \( `-.|| .- || `.___/ / | | || _.- || | | / \\.-________\\____.....-----' \ -. \ | | \ `. \ \ | __________ `. .'\ \| |\ _________ LGB `..' \ | | \ \\ .' | / .`. | \.' | |.' `-._ \ _ . / \_\-._____) \_.-` .`'._____.'`. \_\-| | `._________.' ARE THERE ANY GAY STALLS BEHIND THIS PHONE BOOTH ??? JUST CHECKING !!!!!! BE SURE TO DIAL 1-800-COLLECT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-05-09.txt #1050 WHAT BUTTON (Thu, 2002 May 9) ,,, ,,,, ..ooo*"""**ooooo .oo*""*ooo.. . oo*" "*o.oo*" "*o. . o" 'o" "o o o *o .o o 'o o o o. o o o o \o/ o o --0-- o o. /o\ .o "o o o oo o oo oo. oo oo 'ooo. .oo. ooo "o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,,..oo"o o. """""" oo """"" .o 'o oo o' *o oo o 'o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o CLEARLY YOU HAVE FOUND MY CUNT BUTTON File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-02-14.txt #966 PANZERFAUST (Thu, 2002 Feb 14) .-----. /7 . ( / .-. \ / / \ \ / ` ) ( ) / ` ) ). \ .' _. \_/ . | .--. .' _.' )`. | ( `---...._.' `---.'_) .. \ \ `----....___ `. \ | `. _ ----- _ `._ )/ | `. /" \ /" \`. `._ | `. ((O)` ) ((O)` ) `. `._\ `-- '`---' `---' ) `. `-. / ` \ `-. .' `. `. / ` ` `. `-. .--. \ ===._____.======. ` ` `. .___.--` .''''. ' .` `-. `. )`. ` ` ` \ .' . ' 8) (8 . ` `-.`. ( . ` ` .`\ .' 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KIWI BEAST OR / >,: \ SOMETHING /.' `'., : /' ;. . ; ANYHOO I SHOULDN'T / ; \ ; ; / EXIST SO IF YOU `..;\: :' WOULD BE SO KIND __|| `...,' AS TO SEND ME TO GOD `-, ) || THAT WOULD BE SUPER /.^/ ___|| '---,_\ hjw STOMP ME TO DEATH WITH (/ `\ HEELS ON VIDEO OR SOMETHING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-02-28.txt #980 THE ARK (Thu, 2002 Feb 28) HEY I HAD A NICE LITTLE HAREM GOING WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO START OVER ????? / \_/ \\ / --(_)-- < "_) / \ .--.-.--. / / V /#/ ______________/(/ )\ _,--,/ .-/#/\ "\"-._.oo ' / \)/_\\ "-.___. ./____________________\ \__ | ( ) |__| |__| | ,-,\_|_|__|_____________|__,-, | |________________________| | L L________________________J J '._.'._.'._.'T T________________________P P_.'._.'._.' \ \______________________/ / 'sjw'._.'._.'._\ \____________________/ /'._.'._.'._.' ","-.______________.-"," "-._""--------""_.-" ""--------"" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-09-21.txt #1185 THE ZODIACAL SIGNS (Sat, 2002 Sep 21) .-. .-. (_ \ / _) WHO'S UP FOR DICK ????? | | . . '.___.' .' `. : : CHRIST PEOPLE CAN'T I CHOKE DOWN A COCK IN PEACE : : `.___.' ._____. | | | | JESUS WHO LET THE FAIRY IN _|_|_ ' ' .--. / _`. (_) ( ) GUYS GUYS GUYS CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG '. / `--' .--. ( ) SHUT UP FRUITY YOU'RE ALWAYS YAPPING (_) / (_, _ ' `:--.--. | | |_ | | | ) WITH ALL THIS YAMMERING I CAN'T HEAR MY COCK BEAT | | |/ (J __ ___.' '.___ CLEARLY NO ORIGINALITY WAS PUT INTO DESIGNING ME ____________ _ ' `:--.--. | | | | | | WHAT THE FUCK MAN I'M A CHEAP COPY OF THAT OTHER ONE | | | .., `---': ... .': .' I'M POINTY `..' .'`. _ \ /_) \ /`. OKAY ALL THIS CODEINE IS MAKING ME A FUCK TOY \ / ; \/ __.' .-"-._.-"-._.- THEY CALL ME DR. GIGGLES .-"-._.-"-._.- `-. .-' : : --:--:-- EVERYBODY SHUT UP WHILE I JERK OFF : : TO THIS CHILD PORNOGRAPHY .-' `-. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-18.txt #1120 HBO SPECIAL (Thu, 2002 Jul 18) FROM THE EARTH TO MY NUTS /\___ / @@@@@@@@@@@ O \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@____/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@ || || ~~ ~~ NF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-30.txt #1132 THE COUNT (Tue, 2002 Jul 30) .wwwwwwww. .w" "WW" "w. ." /\ /\ ". |\ o o /| ONE!!!! \| ___\/___ |/ / \ \_v__v_/ / \ ONE MYSTERIOUS BRUISE / | \________/ | \ > \ WWWW / < A HA HA HA HA \ \ "" / / \ \ / / [THUNDER] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-24.txt #1126 ZOMBIE BUNNY (Wed, 2002 Jul 24) ___ ,'_ "`-. ,-'""`-. ('"/"-. \ / ,-,. \ `' \ ,-'-/ / `-' ,-'-. / __ ("|") f NUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH (_)`-"---. | l ---. j I'M A ZOMBIE BUNNY `---' ,' \ f HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHGHHHHH ) l __f _ Y MUST TONGUE WANGS (STILL) ,'",-'"_" l (,,(,,,' ` Y | l | \,';, l , Y, ; (`._( ),' `. `. ( ,--',--' ) PK (,,,(,,,---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-09-09.txt #1173 PLONK II: THE WRATH OF PLONK (Mon, 2002 Sep 9) _____________ _____________ `-._ ..::| `-._ ..::| . `. ..::| `. ..::| /| | ..::| | ..::| /.| | ..::| _____ | ..::| / :| .--------.| ..::|.-' ..::-.--. .------| ..::| / .:| | /\ .::. ..:.' ..::`. ' | ..::| / .::| /\ |/ \ .::\../ ..::\ | ..::| / ..::|/ \ .---' '---..::bd _ ..::b.._ | ..::|/ ..---' '---. `-. .-' .::PI .:(_) ..::m ) | ..::`-. .-' / \ ..:/.q ..::w / .| .:' / \ /_.-``-._\..:' ..\ ..::/ / .:| ''---/_.-``-._\ ' | ..:.` | ..:`. ..::,' / .::| ..:. ` | ..:| | ..::|`-.__..::-':| / .::' | ..:::|`. ..:\ | ..:J ,' ..:::. ,' ..::/ ..:' ,' ..::::. ) .::b | ..:/ /____..::::\ /____...:/ .:' /____..:::::/ ..::P |.:,' /.:' / ..:::' |,' /.' / ..:-' ' ' /,-' ' I'M A PEDOPHILE !!!!!!!!! NOT LISTENING TO YOU ANYMORE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-10-14.txt #1208 CHOCOLATES (Mon, 2002 Oct 14) .,,;;;;,,,. .,,,. ,;; ,: :!!!!!!!!!!, ;!!!',, ``,>' .,,.`'''````''!!!!>.`!`,,`'!!!!! !!! 3$% ;'.c$??$$$uu$$$?$$$ec.`!!! d$$ `!!!! !!>.`".;>.d" O ?$$$$$$ O `?$$$% ?$$ !!!! `!!',!!! $$c,,c$?????$c, ,d$$$ !!!! " ,!!!' '';!!!! "R$$$b=="""==d$$$$$$" . '!!;! `$$$$$$c,. .,c$$$$$$F% !!!!!!;;!! `' $$$$?$$$$$$$F?$$$$$% :!!!!!!!!;; `_._` "$$$b,"?$P",z$P"_.,-,,._``'!!!' _,-+''' ``"-+,""?eee$$F,-' ``"--, .,,. ,' `".`"",+' `+. ;!!!!!!!; `\/ + ;!!!!!!!!; `. !!!!!!!!!' ) `!!!!!!!!! : ``!!' I WUV : ` : ,!!!!!!!> ( BEATING OFF INTO `!!!!!!!!> \ !!!!!!!!! \ YOUR LINEN CLOSET `!!!!! ,; !!''`'!!!!!!>`\ /',: :!!!!!!!!!!!!!; `!<$$$$ec``\ ,',!!'.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :$$$$$$bc`!!!!!>`\ ,',_.' .' / / <\/>/. ' /<\// / _ |\`- _ . -/| - _- ` _.-'`_/- | \ - - - - \\\ }`<\/> <\/>`{ { -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- } } { <\/>. <\/> {`<\/> <\/>`} } -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- { { } } } { H A P P Y { <\/> B I R T H D A Y <\/> `<\/> <\/>' jgs -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-05-11.txt #1052 WALL STREET JOURNAL (Sat, 2002 May 11) HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW WALL STREET JOURNAL IT'S JUST AWFUL WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A NATIONAL INSTITUTION NOT USA TODAY FOR CHRISTSAKE THERE ARE SOME DESIGNS, SOME TRADITIONS THAT OH HEY YELLOW DOTS CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP DUH ================================================. .-. .-. .--. | | OO| | OO| / _.-' .-. .-. .-. .''. | | | | | \ '-. '-' '-' '-' '..' | '^^^' '^^^' '--' | ===============. .-. .================. .-. | | | | | | '-' | | | | | | | | ':-:' | | .-. | l42 | '-' | | '-' | ===============' '================' | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-02-18.txt #970 CLEARLY A PIG (Mon, 2002 Feb 18) ___ ',_`""\ .---, \ :-""``/` | `;' //`\ / / __ | ('. CLEARLY THIS IS A PIG |_ ./O)\ \ `) \ _/-. ` `"` |`-. .-=; ` / `-. /o o \ ,_, . '. L._._;_.-' . `'-. `'-.` ' `'-. `. ' `-._ '-._. -' '. \ `\ | \ | | ; _. \ | | |-.(( ;. \ / / |-.`\) | '. ; / | |(_) ) | \ \ /` | ;'--' \ '.\ /` | / | /`| ; \ / | | | |-._ '. .' / | | |__.`'---"_;'-. .-' //__/ / | .-'`` _.-'` jgs //__/ //___.--''` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-05-05.txt #1046 HEY MIKE EISNER (Sun, 2002 May 5) ,n888888n, HEY MIKE EISNER!!! .8888888888b IF WALT DISNEY WAS 888888888888nd8P~''8g, STILL AROUND HE'D 88888888888888 _ `'~\. .n. STINK UP THE PLACE `Y888888888888. / _ |~\\ (8"8b ,nnn.. 8888888b. | \ \m\|8888P MY COPYRIGHT EXPIRED ,d8888888888888888b. \8b|.\P~ ~P8~ YEARS AGO 888888888888888P~~_~ `8B_| | ~888888888~'8' d8. ~ _/ SIRS I'M ASKING YOU ~Y8888P' ~\ | |~|~b,__ __--~ TO DO THE RIGHT THING --~~\ ,d8888888b.\`\_/ __/~ HERE AND NOW \_ d88888888888b\_-~8888888bn. \8888P "Y888888888888"888888bn. I THINK IF YOU /~'\_"__) "d88888888P,-~~-~888 BREAK DOWN THE TERM / / ) ~\ ,888888/~' / / / 8' STEAMBOAT WILLY ( / / / |) ) / '"88(/ ~ / / | YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ( /_/ /~ \( _/ / TALKING ABOUT (_(_ ( /~~\/ , O,/~\___/_/' ~~~ | \_ ( FUCK MY MOUSE ASS )( \_| __--~"mb ,g8888b. OH GROW UP YOU READ _/ 8888b(.8P"~'~---__ USENET AND BEAT OFF / ~~~| / ,/~~~~--, `\ TO PANTIES AT K-MART ( ~\,_) (/ ~-_`\ \ -__---~._ \ ~\\ WHAT DO YOU MEAN K-MART ( )\\ )) CLOSED `\ ) "-_ `| \__ __/ ~-__ __--~ WHERE AM I GOING TO GET ~~"~ ~~~ BEAT-OFF PANTIES THEN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-02-24.txt #976 RAINBOW (Sun, 2002 Feb 24) ________ .##@@&&&@@##. ,##@&::%&&%%::&@##. #@&:%%000000000%%:&@# #@&:%00' '00%:&@# #@&:%0' '0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# "" ' " " ' "" _oOoOoOo_ .-.-. (oOoOoOoOo) ( : ) )`"""""`( .-.`. .'.-. / \ (_ '.Y.' _) | | ( .'|'. ) \ / '-' | '-' jgs `=========` YOU AND YOUR DRUNKEN INCOHERENT RAMBLINGS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-14.txt #1116 TETRIS (Sun, 2002 Jul 14) THANK GOD WHAT THIS WORLD REALLY NEEDED WAS ANOTHER GODDAMN TETRIS VARIATION \ \ |`-._ .-' `-.-;"\. .--------------------------------..-.. _ .-'\ | /o\ | \\\ |\ ________________________________\\ \\\/ \\ | | ///\ | | __ __ _ __ __ _ __ __ __ ||-||| '. \/ //////| | | |__|__/_\ |__|__|_| |__|__|__| || ||| ///////| | | |__|__)__) |__|_| __.--|__| ||_||| . ////////| | | |__|__|_/ |__|__ _ |__|--'__ | . || \'..'///////// | | |__| |__|__|_| |__|__|__| |( )|| `--`///////; \| | ' ||---. ,,,//////////// jgs'---------------------------------'---' `.//////////////' ```=///////=' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-28.txt #1130 JOE COOL (Sun, 2002 Jul 28) ,-~~-.___. DAY 106. I KEEP TELLING CHARLIE HE'S TOO BIG / | ' \ FOR ME BUT DOES HE GET THE PICTURE OR EVEN USE ( ) 0 LUBRICATION ????? NO OF COURSE NOT SO GUESS WHO \_/-, ,----' GETS TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL EVERY OTHER WEEK ==== // / \-'~; /~~~(O) / __/~| / | =( _____| (_________| Skydancer File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-09-05.txt #1169 WICCAN WEEK: DAY FOUR (Thu, 2002 Sep 5) xx I WILL SOMEDAY BECOME A WICCAN CAESAR SALAD !!! / .|_ /(_)_< / ( ((____.-' ) BUK BUK BUK NOT EVEN LOVED BY MY OWN MOTHER \\ / \'-.-.-'`/ _ \______/ -MK- (_) _|_\_ '''''''''''''''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-09-11.txt #1175 COME ON EVERYONE (Wed, 2002 Sep 11) ___ ____ ___ ____( \ .-' `-. / )____ (____ \_____ / (O O) \ _____/ ____) (____ `-----( ) )-----' ____) (____ _____________\ \____/ /_____________ ____) (______/ `-.____.-' \______) COME ON EVERYONE LET'S ALL SPURT IN MY FACE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-10-18.txt #1212 HOME IMPROVEMENT (Fri, 2002 Oct 18) _ _ / `._ _.' \ ( @ : `. .' : @ ) \ `. `. ._ _. .' .' / \;' `. `. \ / .' .' `;/ \`. `. \ \_/ / .' .'/ ) :-._`. \ (:) / .'_.-: ( THE BEST PART ABOUT (`.....,`.\/:\/.',.....') TIM ALLEN IS THE PART >------._|:::|_.------< WHEN I CHANGE THE / .'._>_.-|:::|-._<_.'. \ FUCKING CHANNEL |o _.-'_.-^|:|^-._`-._ o| |`' ;_.-'|:|`-._; `'| CAN WE SEND THAT COKE jgs ".o_.-' ;."|:|".; `-._o." FIEND BACK TO JAIL ".__." \:/ ".__." OR WHAT ^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-10-30.txt #1224 HALE-BOPP (Wed, 2002 Oct 30) _,,---.)\__ ,'. ""`. HELP ME f.: \ ,-.|: ,-. ,-. Y-. ,-. f , \. /: \ . / | j f. Y `.`. _`. ,'_ |f |: | ) ) "` "` |' l:. l ( ' --. j I'M HIDING FROM HALE-BOPP Y: Y_,--.Y: __ ( ,-.| ,'.::..):.. ,'"-'Y. Y f:. \ ::. '"'`--` j j:: Y-.__ __,,-'___ f;\::. | ``""""''__(""'_,.`--. ,--. l:::::... j--. ,'.. `"' Y-'.:::) `-..::::::_,,-' :). `--'(::.. ,j..::--( f`"""'. . )-(:. .:::`---\:.-'Y;:::::::Y j:::::::::.. Y: ..:::::`;_,;;;::::::j f::;;;;;::::::. j: ...::::\;;:::_,,' l;;::::::::: _,;: (., .....Y::."\ Y;;;::::_,-';::.. |:::. Y l;;;;;:::`-;;;::.... j;;::.| `;;;;;;;;;:);;;;:::::... /\;;;;:j "`------'-.;;;;::::::::...._,-'" `---' ``"""""""""""'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-10-24.txt #1218 BUT THIS IS NOT A PERFECT WORLD (Thu, 2002 Oct 24) , , /^\ ___ /^\_/ `...' /` ,__\ ,' ~ ( ,___\ ,, ., \ \___ \\\ .'.' .-. ) IN A PERFECT WORLD I'D .'.-\\\`.`. '.-. ( HAVE A DICK UP ME NOW / (==== ."". ( o ) \ ,/u `~~~'| / `-' ) / "")^u ^u^|~| `""". ~_ / / /^u ^u ^\~\ ". \\ / _ /u^ u ^u ~\ ". \\ / ( \ )^ ^U ^U ^U\~\ ". \\ / (_ (\ /^U ^ ^U ^U ~| ". `\ (_ _ \ )U ^ U^ ^U ^|~| ". `\. (_ = _(\ \^ U ^U ^ U^ ~| ".`.; (_ -( _\_)U ^ ^ U^ ^|~| "" (_ = ( ^ U^ U^ ^ U ~| (_ - ( ~ = ^ U ^U U ^|~/ (_ = (_^U^ ^ U^ U / (_- ~_(/ \^ U^ ^U^," (_ = _/ |^ u^u." (_ (/ |u^ u.( (__/ )^u^ u/ /u^ u^( |^ u^ u/ |u^ u^( ____ |^u^ u( .-' `-, \^u ^ \ / ' .---. \ \^ u^u\ | ' ` ; | \u^u^u:` . `-' ; | `-.^ u`._ _.'^'./ "-.^.-```_=~._/ `"------"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-10-25.txt #1219 QUIET YOU (Fri, 2002 Oct 25) |>>> | _ _|_ _ |;|_|;|_|;| \\. . / \\: . / ||: | ||:. | ||: .| i miss kim ||: | \,/ ||: , | /`\ ||: | quiet you ||: . | _||_ | __ ----~ ~`---, ___ ---__ ,--~' ~~----_____-~' `~----~~ ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-10-31.txt #1225 SOLARIS (Thu, 2002 Oct 31) I CALL IT **SLOWLARIS** !!!!!! GET IT ???? %%%%%% HLGAHLGLGAHL OH GOD AGLHGLAHLAGAGHLHGLA %%%% = = HGSGHLAGHLGH HOLY MY HEAD GHLGALGRUHGHAH %%C > _)' _( .' , __/ |_/\ " *. o /` \_\ \/ %`= '_ . / ) \/| .^',*. , /' /- o/ - " % '_ /\_/ < = , ^ ~ . )_o|----'| .` ' ___// (_ - (\ ///-( \' \\ b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-10-19.txt #1213 HENRY III (Sat, 2002 Oct 19) _.-+. DEAR HENRY, _.-"" '. +:"" '. PLEASE STOP WRITING. YOUR ASCII CUBE IS OF J \ '. NO INTEREST TO OUR PUBLICATION. WE URGE L \ _.-+ YOU TO INSTEAD TO MASTURBATE TO COMPLETION | '. _.-" | INSTEAD OF GETTING HALFWAY HARD (SQUISHY J \ _.-" L IS THE WORD I THINK YOU USED) AND GIVING UP L +" J TO DRAW ASCII CUBES, PRINT THEM OUT AT THE + | | LOCAL DRUGSTORE FOR $0.15/PAGE THEN MAIL \ | .+ THEM TO NYC. GIVE IT UP, MAN. \ | .-' \ | .-' SINCERELY, \| .-' THE NEW YORKER MAGAZINE + P.S. RESTRAINING ORDER IN FULL EFFECT (WORD) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-09-10.txt #1174 COCK NESS MONSTER (Tue, 2002 Sep 10) I THINK I SEE THE COCK NESS MONSTER _..--+~/@-@--. _-=~ ( . ) _-~ _.--=.\ \'''' WHO'S UP FOR DICK _~ _- \ \_\ = _= '--' ' = . : : HINT: ME '=_. ___ | ; '~--.~. ; ; } | = \ __..-...__ ___/__/__ : =_ _.-~~ ~~--.__ __ \ ~-+-~ ___~=_______ ~@#~~ == ...______ __ ___ _--~~--_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-09-04.txt #1168 WICCAN WEEK: DAY THREE (Wed, 2002 Sep 4) ,. (\(\) I'M ROTISSERIE GOLD WICCAN ,_ ; o > {`-. / (_) DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING DID YOU ??? `={\`-._____/` | BUK BUK BUK BUK PENTAGRAMS AND HOMELESSNESS __`-{ / -=`\ |___ (___`={__-=_=__/___/___) \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/ \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/ \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/ jgs \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/ `------------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-29.txt #1131 GOOD CHRISTIANS (Mon, 2002 Jul 29) TIME TO LICK DICK IN HEAVEN !!!! ____ JUST LIKE ALL OTHER GOOD CHRISTIANS {} _ \ |__ \ / /_____\ / \o o)\)_______ (< ) /#######\ __{'~` }#########| / { _}_/########| / { / _|#/ )####| / \_~/ /_ \ |####| \______\/ \ | |####| \__________\|/#####| |__[X]_____/ \###/ /___________\ | |/ | |___/ |___/ _| /_| / (___,_(___,_) snd File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-01.txt #1103 HAITIAN (Mon, 2002 Jul 1) I CALL THE GOVERNMENT ".MIL" BECAUSE IT ACCURATELY INDICATES MY LOVE OF GAY HAITIAN DICK / _|_ ._._|_._. SO IS "HAITIAN" A |_______| /\/\/\/\ PALINDROME OR WHAT \_____/ \______/ )___( (____) /\ . \ /_____\ )__( / \ /|_ _ _ \ | | /____\ ( ) / .\ | |_| | __ | | | | )__( ( \_ \ |_____| / \ | | | | /____\ \ `\,) |___| \__/ | | | | | | / \ | | /____\ /_____\ /____\ /____\ )___( )___( |__| (_______) (______) (______) (_____) (_____) (____) )_______( )______( )______( )_____( )_____( )____( (_________) (________) (________) (_______) (_______) (______) lc KING QUEEN BISHOP KNIGHT ROOK PAWN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-15.txt #1117 P. DIDDY (Mon, 2002 Jul 15) ,;;;;;;, ,;;;'""`;;\ MAYBE IF I CHANGE ,;;;/ .'`',;\ MY NAME TO P. DIDDY ,;;;;/ | \|_ PEOPLE WILL FORGET /;;;;; \ / .\ HOW FUCKING LAME I AM ,;;;;;;| '. \/_/ /;;;;;;;| \ _,.---._ /;;;;;;;;| ; _.---.,_ .;;/ `.;;;;;;;;;| ;' \;;, .;;;/ `;;;;;;;;;.._ .' \;;;. /;;;;| _;-"` `"-;_ |;;;;\ |;;;;;|.---. .' __.-"```"-.__ '. .---.|;;;;;| |;;;;;| `\/ .'/__\ /__\'. \/` |;;;;;| |;;;;;| |_/ // \\ // \\ \_| |;;;;;| |;;;;;| |/ |/ || || \| \| |;;;;;| \;;;;| __ || _ .-.\| |/.-. _ || __ |;;;;/ \jgs| / _\|/ = /_o_\ /_o_\ = \|/_ \ |;;;/ \;;/ |`.- ` ` ` ` -.`| \;;/ _|;' \ | _ _ _ _ | / ';|_ / .\ \\_ ( '--'( )'--' ) _// /. \ \/_/ \_/| /_ | | _\ |\_/ \_\/ | /|\\ \ / //|\ | | | \'._'-'_.'/ | | | ; '-.```.-' ; | | \ ``` / | __ ; '.-"""""-.' ; __ /\ \_ __..--\ `-----' /--..__ _/ /\ \_'/\`''---''`..;;;;.'.__, ,__.',;;;;..`''---''`/\'_/ '-.__'';;;;;;;;;;;,,'._ _.',,;;;;;;;;;;;''__.-' ``''--; ;;;;;;;;..`"`..;;;;;;;; ;--''`` _ .-. /,;;;;;;;';;;;;;;;;';;;;;;;,\ _.-' `\ .' /_ /,;;;;;;'/| ;;;;;;; |\';;;;;;,\ `\ '-'| / ) /,;;;;;',' | ;;;;;;; | ',';;;;;,\ \ .'-./ `'-..-' /,;;;;',' | ;;;;;;; | ',';;;;,\ `"` | ;;;',' | ;;;;;;; | , ', ;;;'| _\__.-' .-. ; ;;;;;;; ; |'-. '-.__/_ / .\ ( ) \';;;;;'/ | | /. \ \/_/ (` `) \';;;'/ '-._| \_\/ '-/ \-' '._.' ` """ /.`\ \|_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-02-25.txt #977 MR. TIBBS (Mon, 2002 Feb 25) '-. .-' _______________'-._________.-'______________ '-. _ '-. .-' _ .-' '-. (_) / \ (_) .-' '-. / \ .-' '-.____/ \____.-' \_ _ _ _ _ / //////////\\\\\\\\\ ///////////\\\\\\\\\\ |||| .-----------._|||| |||| '-|___|___|-' |||| \\\\ '---------' //// \\\|||||||||||||/// \\\\\\\\/////// \\\\\\///// jnh THEY CALL ME MR. TIBBS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-05-04.txt #1045 WHICH END (Sat, 2002 May 4) ___________________ _-_ _ _-_ _ \__(==========/_=_/ ____.---'---`---.____ _|_|.---'---`---.|_|_ \_ \ \----._________.----/ \----._________.----/ \ \ / / `-_-' `. `]-[' ,' __,--`.`-'..'-_ `.' _ `.' /____ || | (_) | `--.____,-' `___' Q: IS THE RIGHT HAND IMAGE THE ASS END OF THE THING OR THE NOT-FOR-FUCKING END? SIGNED, CONFUSED IN CYBERSPACE. A: DEAR CONFUSED, I CANNOT TELL. YOU SHOULD REVERT TO STANDARD PROCEDURE: FUCK THE HOLE UNTIL THE HOLE REVEALS INNER BEAUTY SUCH AS WHETHER IT IS AN ASS OR A MOUTH. BE GOOD AT SCHOOL TODAY. LOVE, MOM. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-05-10.txt #1051 FINALLY (Fri, 2002 May 10) CHECK OUT MY COOL BUNNY EAR PAJAMAS !!! AND MY COOL FUNNY LOOKING HAIR AND MY PORTLY STATURE !!!!!! NOT TO MENTION MY MOUTH WHICH NEVER SHUTS !!!!!!!!!1111!! AGGLE DAGGLE GURGLE HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH |\ CHOP _,,,---,,_ /x`. .-'`' -. ;-;;,_ |x4- / _' \ ) )-,_..;\ ( `'-' '---'' . , (_/--' `-'\_) tQn FINALLY NO MORE HEP KITTEN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-02-19.txt #971 KLEIN BOTTLE (Tue, 2002 Feb 19) ,-"~"-. / ._. \ : / \ : OH SWEET JESUS IT'S SUCKING ITSELF OFF ! ! : ! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT ; ! ; ; / \ / / OH THE HUMANITY / \/ / / /`/ / / /\ | .`-' | | .'.' | | : : | | ..: :.. | |.' .' `. '.| `\ ' ` /' `--___--' mn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-12-20.txt #1275 ANKLE SORE (Fri, 2002 Dec 20) /~~~~~~~~~~~~\_ MY ANKLES SURE ARE SORE !!!!! _+=+_ _[~ /~~~~~~~~~~~~\_ {""|""} [~~~ [~ /~~~~~~~~~\_ GET IT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?! """:-'~[~[~"~[~ ((++ [~ _/~~~~~~~~\_ '=_ [ ,==, ((++ [ /~~~~~~~\-~~~-. ~-_ _=+-( )/ ((++ .~~~.[~~~~( {@} \`. / }\ / ( } ( . ''} ( .+ \ / // ) / ., """"/ \\ \ \ ( .+~~\_ /.= /'"""" -rm- <"_V_"> \\ \ ~~~~~~\\ \ \\ \ \\ \ <"_V_"> <"_V_"> File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-12-08.txt #1263 A REAL TRAGEDY (Sun, 2002 Dec 8) ____ / /' `\ \ \ ( )( ) / \{~~~~~~~~}/ { /\ } { } { } { } { } {- } { -} _| | | |_ \[ ] [ ]/ DADDY NO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-12-22.txt #1277 A BAD ENDING TO AN ALREADY BAD DAY (Sun, 2002 Dec 22) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK / \O /) ,"< ,_________ , `-' |____/ \__) \_/ dd File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-05-06.txt #1047 SBM SEEKS GWM (Mon, 2002 May 6) ______ ,'" "-._ SBM SEEKS GWM FOR CBT (NO HOMOS) ,' "-._ _._ / ; __,-'/ | ;| ,-' _,'"'._,. |: _,' |\ `. : \ _,-' | \ `. \ \ ,-' | \ \ \ '. .-. | \ \ \ " | : `. `. | | `. "-._ | ; / |`._ `-._ L / / | \ `._ "-.___ _,' / | \_.-"-.___ """" \ : /""" `._\_ __.'_ __,--''_ ' "--'''' \_ `-._ __,--' .' /_ | __. `-._ `-._ < `. `-.-'' __,-' _,-' `. `. _,-'" _,-' `. ''"lka _,-' `. _,-' `. _,-' `. __,'" `'" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-05-12.txt #1053 HOT WATER (Sun, 2002 May 12) .'.' .'-'. . ( o O) \_ ` _, _ -.___'.) ( ,-' '-.O.'-..-.. mc ./\/\/ | \_.-._ ; ._/ I SWEAR TO GOD OFFICER SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 19 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-02-27.txt #979 WHAT PART DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND (Wed, 2002 Feb 27) WHAT PART OF "IF YOU LICK MY DICK I WILL PROMISE TO BE LESS FRENCH" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND * * * /\__/\ * --- * * / \ / \ * * | - - | | |* * __________| \ /| | | / \ T / | \ / / | * --- | || | | / * | || /______\ / |* * | | \ | / \ / | \/ | |\ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ ''' ''' ''' ''' Melissa File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-03.txt #1105 WE ALL KNOW BETTER (Wed, 2002 Jul 3) THIS FILE WAS TITLED DOWEL.TXT BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW BETTER .--//-//-//------------/"\ / === === === j l \ === === === l j `--\\-\\-\\------------\_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-17.txt #1119 RETARDED CHICKEN (Wed, 2002 Jul 17) "POO IS BROWN," SAID THE CHICKEN. THE OTHER CHICKEN WEARILY SIGHED. AT THIS POINT IN TIME SHE COULD ONLY AGREE AND TRY TO DROWN OUT THE NOISE BY DRAWING HERSELF DEEPER INTO A FANTASY LAND CREATED INSIDE HER HEAD. IT WAS DIFFICULT TO BE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD OR A BARBARIAN IN BATTLE OR EVEN A KLINGON IN SPACE WHEN YOUR ONLY COMPANY WAS A RETARDED CHICKEN. "POO IS NOT FOR EATING," STARTED THE CHICKEN WHO THOUGHTFULLY PAUSED BEFORE ADDING, "AT LEAST NOT ALL THE TIME ANYWAY." IT WOULD BE YEARS BEFORE EITHER BEAST SAW SUNLIGHT AGAIN. //////////////////////// ////////////////////////| //////////////////////// | ////////////////////////| | | _\/_ | _\/_ | | | )o(> | <)o( | | | _/ <\ | /> \_ | | | (_____) | (_____) | |_ | ~~~oOo~~~ | ~~~0oO~~~ |/__| _|====\_=====|=====_/====|_ || |_|\_________ O _________/|_||| ||//////////|_|\\\\\\\\\\|| || || || |\_\\ || || ||/|| \\_\\ ||/|| ||/|| \)_\) ||/|| || || \ o / || || || \ / || LGB || || ________ \________/====== / ( || ) \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-09-12.txt #1176 AWWWW YEAH (Thu, 2002 Sep 12) WILD WILD WEST WAS POSSIBLY THE BEST MOVIE EVER CREATED BY HUMANITY / / oo\ (__)\ __ \ \ .' `. \ \ / \ \ '" \ . ( ) \ '-| )__| :. \ | | | | \ '. c__; c__; '-..'>.__ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-09-06.txt #1170 WICCAN WEEK: DAY FIVE (Fri, 2002 Sep 6) _ (*)< MY FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT IS ejm97 )(w EL POLLO WICCAN !!!! __ / ) ( _\/ / BUK BUK BUK I'M A FAT UGLY WOMAN ( |\ BRAWWWWK !!!!! BUK BUK BUK PAGAN " " THUS CONCLUDES WICCAN WEEK AT ASCII ART FARTS !1!!! WE NOW CONTINUE WITH OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED COMPLETE CRAP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-10-27.txt #1221 TRY AS YOU MIGHT (Sun, 2002 Oct 27) !! !! !!!!!! !!!!!! ++!!!!!!!!!!##!!!!!!!!!!++ ++++++!!!!!!######!!!!!!++++++ TRY AS YOU MIGHT ++++++++++!!##########!!++++++++++ ++++++++++{}##########{}++++++++++ YOU WILL NOT ++++++{{{}}}######{{{}}}++++++ ++{{{{{}}}}}##{{{{{}}}}}++ BE ABLE TO BEAT OFF %%{{{{{}}}}}--{{{{{}}}}}%% %%%%%%{{{}}}------{{{}}}%%%%%% TO THIS RORSCHACH %%%%%%%%%%{}----------{}%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%/\----------/\%%%%%%%%%% TEST BUT DON'T LET %%%%%%///\\\------///\\\%%%%%% %%/////\\\\\--/////\\\\\%% MY NEGATIVE VOICE []\\\\\/////==\\\\\/////[] [[[]]]\\\///======\\\///[[[]]] DISCOURAGE YOU IF YOU [[[[[]]]]]\/==========\/[[[[[]]]]] [[[[[]]]]]||==========||[[[[[]]]]] WANT TO START UP [[[]]]||||||======||||||[[[]]] []||||||||||==||||||||||[] AND BE A GOD-LIKE <>||||||||||()||||||||||<> <<<>>>||||||((()))||||||<<<>>> MASTURBATION MACHINE <<<<<>>>>>||((((()))))||<<<<<>>>>> <<<<<>>>>>::((((()))))::<<<<<>>>>> THEN GO FOR IT <<<>>>::::::((()))::::::<<<>>> <>::::::::::()::::::::::<> I'M JUST SAYING I CAN'T ^^:::::::::: ::::::::::^^ ^^^^^^:::::: ::::::^^^^^^ GET HARD WHILE LOOKING AT ^^^^^^^^^^:: ::^^^^^^^^^^ vvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvv A PICTURE OF MY MOM DOING IT vvvvvv vvvvvv vv vv TWO WAY WITH THOSE CRABS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-10-26.txt #1220 NOBODY EXPECTS (Sat, 2002 Oct 26) \\\ _ __ \ \ (_) (__) THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI !!!! \ \ ___ WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE !!!!!!! \ \_ /_ \ NOBODY EXPECTS A MONTY PYTHON JOKE !!!! \_ \|| | | \ ||_| | \ \___/ \_________ \ / ______ / / / / / | / / / | | /// | | | \_ \ \_ \ \ :F_P: \ \ \_ \ \\_ \ \ \ \_ \ \ | \_ \_ | | \_ \ | | \ \ _/ / \ | (___| \_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-09-07.txt #1171 QIDIOTS (Sat, 2002 Sep 7) BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M A QA IDIOT !!!! OR AS THE ENGINEERS LIKE TO CALL THEM .... QIDIOTS !!!!! YAPPLE DAPPLE DOO LOOK AT MY NEW BUG HURGLE DURGLE DEE LET ME SHOW YOU THIS WACKY THING !!! SHIP IT !!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHA \ _ / \ |#| / \ |#| / \ @#####@ ______ !!! __ __ (### ###)-. BBBBB LL AA MM MM !!! .(### ###) \ --- BB BB LL AAAA MMMM MMMM !!! / / (### ###) ) _____ BBBBB LL AA AA MM MMM MM !!! / (=- .@#####@|_--" BB BB LL AAAAAAAA MM M MM _ / /\ \_|l|_/ (\ BBBBB LLLLL AAA AA MM MM (!) / (=-\ |l| / \ / \ \.___|l|___/ \ /\ |_| / (=-\._________/\ \ / \.__________/ # -t8t- # # _8_ # \#######/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-09-13.txt #1177 Z'HA'DUM (Fri, 2002 Sep 13) IF YOU GO TO Z'HA'DUM .---. .---. YOU WILL SUCK DICK : : o : _..-: o : :-.._ / .-'' ' `---' `---' " ``-. .' " ' " . " . ' " `. : '.---.,,.,...,.,.,.,..---. ' ; `. " `. .' " .' `. '`. .' ' .' `. `-._ _.-' " .' .----. `. " '"--...--"' . ' .' .' o `. .'`-._' " . " _.-'`. : o : jgs .' ```--.....--''' ' `:_ o : .' " ' " " ; `.;";";";' ; ' " ' . ; .' ; ; ; ; ' ' ' " .' .-' ' " " ' " " _.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-16.txt #1118 AND HE MEANS NOW (Tue, 2002 Jul 16) ,#####, #_ _# I |e` `e| W A N T | u | P I L L S \ = / |\___/| ___ ____/: :\____ ___ .' `.-===-\ /-===-.` '. / .-"""""-.-"""""-. \ /' =:= '\ .' ' .: o -=:=- o :. ' `. (.' /'. '-.....-'-.....-' .'\ '.) /' ._/ ". --:-- ." \_. '\ | .'| ". ---:--- ." |'. | | : | | ---:--- | | : | \ : | |_____._____| | : / / ( |----|------| ) \ /... .| | | | |. ...\ |::::/'' jgs / | \ ''\::::| '"""" /' .L_ `\ """"' /'-.,__/` `\__..-'\ ; / \ ; : / \ | | / \. | |`../ | ,/ ( _ ) | _) | | | | |___| \___| :===| |==| \ / |__| /\/\ /"""`8.__ |oo| \__.//___) |==| \__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-02.txt #1104 ROBIN WILLIAMS (Tue, 2002 Jul 2) .-""-._ IN THE LATEST INSTALLMENT / ___/ \ _&_ ROBIN WILLIAMS STARS AS _.--""|/ `\| // \\ THE PSYCHOTIC SERIAL KILLER .' ( ^/ ^ )'. / / \ \ FROM OUTER SPACE WHO'S A / | _ | \ // / \ \\ ROBOT TOY FOR A BOY AND | _\____/ | /_/_/_\_\_\ GOES TO HELL TO RESCUE HIS | .' \____/-._ | .-"-. WIFE WHO IS NAMED GARP | / `; /# \ AND LIVES IN AN EGG-SHAPED | / / _|_.---\ | | SPACESHIP WITH JONATHAN |.-.; :--.-(_/.____/.-""\___/"-. WINTERS / \ / ~~/ /\ \{"=.______.="} /--. ; /___/_~~/ ; .--\"=...__...="} / \-/ `\______|/ \-.______..-; | /`| | \ | |||| || | /_ | |_______/ | |||| || | \_/| |-------' |--'||'--._|| | | | | || |> |______| |____________|._ || _..-;| | [___] | `||() || |______ |\/|____________|jgs|| () (__) \__/ (__) () File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-02-26.txt #978 FRENCH SHARK (Tue, 2002 Feb 26) BONJOUR MADAME SI VOUS LICHEZ MON DICK JE PROMETTRAI D'ETRE MOINS FRANCAIS EH EH __ o /' ) /' ( , __/' ) .' `; o _.-~~~~' ``---..__ .' ; _.--' b) ``--...____.' .' ( _. )). `-._ < `\|\|\|\|)-.....___.- `-. __...--'-.'. jgs `---......____...---`.___.'----... .' `.; `-` ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-05-13.txt #1054 HOWDY PARTNER (Mon, 2002 May 13) .--. HOWDY PARTNER ________ |Oo| DON'T BE FOOLED BY COWBOY CRAIG'S POINTING |()| GESTURE THERE HE'S JUST DISTRACTING YOU WHILE | -} HE FONDLES HIMSELF WITH THE OTHER HAND .----\""/----. | \/ | CHECK IT OUT COWBOY CRAIG JUST CAN'T HELP | | . | | HIMSELF HE'S SO HOT HUHHHHHHHHH | | . | |____/__ \ \ . (_____/_= MMMMMMM CRAIG'S NOT A REAL COWBOY HOOOOOO \ \ \ GETTING GAY RRRRRRRRRRRR DON'T TELL CRAIG \/\=[]===) WE KNOW HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BEING GAY HUHHH (""\ | MMMMMMMMMM CRAIG MMMMMMMMMM FONDLING MMM | |_/ | DUH WHY ARE YOU STILL WATCHING CHANGE THE | | | CHANNEL BUHHHHH DISGUSTING FAGGOT BUHHH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-05-07.txt #1048 BI-CURIOUS SNAKE (Tue, 2002 May 7) HISS I'M A BI-CURIOUS SNAKE ___ ____________ ON A MISSION FROM GOD <<<((__O\ (__<>___<>__ \ ____ \ \_(__<>___<>__)\O\_/O___>-< HISS I CAN SEE THE FUTURE \O__<>___<>___<>)\___/ HISS YOUR DICK INFLATING MY SNAKE BODY AT A RAPID RATE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-12-23.txt #1278 THREE BEFORE LUNCH (Mon, 2002 Dec 23) DID YOU KNOW THE AVERAGE COCK GETS SUCKED AT LEAST ONCE A DAY? TELL YOUR FRIENDS THERE'S A NEW GUY IN TOWN WISEGUY AND HE'S AVERAGING AROUND THREE BEFORE LUNCH .-,.-'') / / ` / (-' .' \ _...__ \ / `> )' `--.__ \ ,/ ) -._ `. / / _/ / `.) \_/L/ \_(. . `-. _ \ \ `- \`. __\ | . `. \\\ .--\ \: J / -. . ._______ \\\ / _.\ _J.-----.=-' \ \ ------`\ .-. /./// .' /\ _ L `-------_( (dP, \ |::/ Aaa..../:::\ BUK BUK BUK NOT WASHING \:::::::::::| AND GIVING STRANGERS MONEY \:::::::::/ \:::::::/ \:/\:/ -BR- |_ \__ \ |\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-06.txt #1108 A RIDDLE (Sat, 2002 Jul 6) _.----. HERE'S A RIDDLE FOR FAGGOTS: .----------------" / / \ GUESS WHERE THIS FLASHLIGHT HAS ( | | |) | BEEN ???? RIGHT !!! NOW THEN `----------------._\ \ / GUESS WHERE THIS FLASHLIGHT IS "----' GOING TO GO !!! RIGHT ALSO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-12.txt #1114 RAPE BLANKET (Fri, 2002 Jul 12) _.--_, SLOWLY AS THE SUN SET / ' ('| THE RAPE BLANKET CAME | !. `.\ _.----.=~~`. 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File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-13.txt #1115 BURNING SENSATION (Sat, 2002 Jul 13) I FEEL A DISTINCT BURNING __..-======-------..__ SENSATION WHEN I URINATE . ' ______ ___________`. .' .--. '.-----.`. `.-----.-----`. / / .' | || `.` \\ \ \\ _ .' / | || \\ \\_____\_____\\__________[_] / `-----' |'---------`\ .' \ /============|============\'-------------------.._____| .-`---. |-==. |'.__________________ =====|-._ .' `. | | .--------. _` ====| _ . / __ \ | | .' `. [_] `.==| [_] \ [ .` `. | | | .' .---. \ \=| | | | / .-. ' |_____\___________/_/ .'---. `. | | | | `-'| | O |'..`------------------'.....'/ .-. \ | | ___.--' LGB \ `-' / / `._.' | | O | |'___...----''___.--' `._.'.' \ `-' / [___...----''_.' `._.'.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-07-07.txt #1109 WHAT IS THIS (Sun, 2002 Jul 7) ~~ ~~ ~~~~~ ~~ \`v'/ ~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~ ,-, `, ~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~~ ))) ,. ~ ~~ ~~ ** * ((((, , ~ ~~~ ~ ~ *`\(/ / ) ( \ ~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ejm \) ,/ (___/ \,~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~ IF YOU CAN IDENTIFY WHAT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU GET FIFTY PESOS (APPROXIMATELY TEN TRILLION LIRA) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-09-02.txt #1166 WICCAN WEEK: DAY ONE (Mon, 2002 Sep 2) __ I'M A WICCAN !!! BUK BUK BUK BUK _/o \ PECKING DIRT AND LIGHTING BLACK CANDLES /_ | | / AND PERFORMING STUPID RITUALS !!!!! 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ACHTUNG ACHTUNG !!! | | | /||\ | NIE DRIBEN FASTEN UND SCHEISSEN OFTEN | /_||_\ | MIT MEDAL OF HONOR ALLIED ASSAULT | =m==========m= | | / || \ | UNER TOTALEN DER GERMANEN SOLDAT EIN | /____||____\ | COCKSUCKEN | | '------------apx-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-12-26.txt #1281 SEPTEMBER TENTH (Thu, 2002 Dec 26) THAT PONYTAIL IS *SO* SEPTEMBER TENTH DIRK \ \ OH, BE NICE LANCE \____ ___, __\o___|__ __)____)__ / /// =. -)- ))) / _/ \_c/ \=_/ \__ /= \/ )_/=\ \ ^|\ __((_\_/\ )\ \___ __ /_/-\o____) _\_\,__o/-\_\ \/ ))__|_ (x_\_:M \/ ,/:_/_s) \ *\ \ / /o / \ *\ \ / /o / \,/ `) (' \,/ / ( | | ) \ ,- <___( )___> -\ -,--(o \| |-.--,-- | |/ o)--,. - b'ger [_,_(o \__ _/ o)_,_/ \_,___] [___,_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-12-30.txt #1285 GLOBAL GEOPOLITICS IN THE THERMONUCLEAR AGE (Mon, 2002 Dec 30) I'M IRAQ !!! / I'M NORTH KOREA !!! / / \ ,,,, "", &&& <_` ,, '`. / && * > ] ,, :\ / && _C ,"" ""\\_:__\ \ )( / .__/ \\: \ \__/ ' `. :\ ) ( `.' )\ ( | / \ \ | / \ \| / \ /_| \ \ ___/__|__________________\_______\_________ ejm __)__)___/______/______/_____/___\___/__ WE ARE GOING TO SERIOUSLY TAKE YOUR LUNCH MONEY FOLKS!! 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I'M A FROG /__ _\ \ \( | \__|\ { ' '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-09-01.txt #1165 CHEAT CODES (Sun, 2002 Sep 1) WE LIZARDS ALWAYS CHEAT )/_ _.--..---"-,--c_ \L..' ._O__)_ ,-. _.+ _ \..--( / a:f `\.-''__.-' \ ( \_ `''' `\__ /\ ') IDKFA IDDQD IDSPISPOPD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-05-01.txt #1042 COME (Wed, 2002 May 1) _____ __ COME LICK DICK WITH US _______ | \ / _________ |MK\____________-====- --..._ '-----------------.._____...-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-02-08.txt #960 IT'S ATTACKING (Fri, 2002 Feb 8) ..''''''':'''''''.. .'' : '.. :' . ....:''. '''. : '..'' '..' .......: .' ' ..':'' : ..''''''. .' .' ':. ..''' .'' : : ..': .':. :'' : : : .' ':.' :. ..' : : : : : ....'' .....'':':.. : ..' : : : '''' ..'' : : : :......: : : '. .' :.....:....:.. : '. :. ..:...::''' .:' '. : ..' ''...: : : '' .' '. : '. ...'. ..' : ...''' ':.' ': :''''' : ''. : .' 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WHENEVER I DRINK LATE AT NIGHT AND WATCH / , \ SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE I FIND MYSELF STRONGLY .-'`(o) ; DESIRING CHERI OTERI !!!!! '-==. | `._...-;-. CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT TO ME ??? )--""" `-. / . `-. ERR SORRY I MEAN "CHIRP" / / `. `-. | \ ; \ `-._________ | \ `.`.; -------`. \ `-. \\\\ `---...| `. `-. ```\.--'._ `---...| `-.....7`-.))\ `-._`-.. / `._\ / `-` `-.,' / / /=(_ -./--' ` hjw ,^-(_ ,--' ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-12-31.txt #1286 SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PAIR (Tue, 2002 Dec 31) SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PAIR OF LESBIANS SHAME WHAT GOD DID TO THEIR BIG FLOPPY CUNTS ___ ___ .d9969b d6966b. d66b'e( )a`d99b `d9p _/ \_ q6b' __/ (__ __) \__ _ / \_/ / \_/ {_) / / \ \ \__ / /\ _\ \ \____j`-. ).--|___/ hjw `-' '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-16.txt #937 THE BEST EVER (Wed, 2002 Jan 16) ,.-----__ ,:::://///,:::-. /:''/////// ``:::`;/|/ /' |||||| :://'`\ .' , |||||| `/( e \ -===~__-'\__X_`````\_____/~`-._ `. ~~ ~~ `~-' Seal DON'T TELL JOAN BUT I GIVE BETTER BLOWJOBS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-26.txt #1159 CYBERBEAR (Mon, 2002 Aug 26) ______,--,_ /\ /,---___ _' > .=|| | \ /v/ \ UNBEARABLY CYBERPUNK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |*||_|___/o | '==) v-v \\ GET IT | /\$\ _____/\ | | |$| |$\ | I'M A "BEAR" .|_| |$| |$|| (__| |/ \|| IN THAT I'M HAIRY AND LIKE TO FUCK MEN ( \ | \ o / / {\$\\\ -___/\/\\ {%$%\ | | \ }}{'| | | '. | _ \ _\ :F_P:jg:F_P:mrz:Na \__\\\_\\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-02.txt #923 THIS BONG (Wed, 2002 Jan 2) THIS NEW BONG DOESN'T WORK FOR SHIT SO ... SMASHY SMASHY _ SOMEONE NEEDS AN ANGER | | \ MANAGEMENT COURSE | |===( ) ////// |_| ||| | o o| / ||| ( c ) ____ ||| \= / || \_ |||||| || | |||||| ...||__/|-" |||||| __|________|__ ||| |______________| ||| || || || || ||| || || || || ------------------------|||-------------||-||------||-||------- MS |__> || || || || File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-23.txt #1095 NOT SHOWN (Sun, 2002 Jun 23) FRAME 1: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY I THINK I'LL GO TO THE BEACH FRAME 2: A LOVELY DAY AT THE BEACH FRAME 3: IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING BLOWJOBS UNDER THE BOARDWALK FRAME 4: DRIVING HOME AND THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU DID NOT SHOWN: FRAME 0 WHERE I SUCK NINE DICKS AND GIVE THE JIZZ TO CHARITY BUT I WON'T SAY WHICH ONE ----------------------------------------------------------------------, [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] | ---------------------------------------------------------------------/ \|/ | O - ^^ | | _ _ | --O--|/ \ O ^^ | ^^ ||||| | ___ ( ) ( ) | /\ /|\ | --|-- | ^^ |O=O| |_ __/_|_\,_|___|___/ / \/\ |~~~~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~| ( - ) | `-O---O-' | /\ \/\_| / \ | .-~~~-. | -- -- -- -- -- / / /\ \ | ' ` | //| o |\\ |______________ | --------------------------------------------------------------_/ [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [' ------------------------------------------------------------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-07.txt #1232 THE FED (Thu, 2002 Nov 7) .__ ()(/ _ `._.--. ((|_. ) ) ) \_ _.-.-._ -- ((| .' / (\ \`--' _)--=' ------ . ' cMMMa. -' ._)_\ \.-.-._. . ' ''`````\ \ . _)--=' . '-----------\/'-. ---- `--"'-------------------. | |\\ | | | `----------------------------------------a:f---' I'M THE FEDERAL RESERVE BANK FUCK MY TIGHT LITTLE ASSHOLE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-13.txt #1238 MANATEE (Wed, 2002 Nov 13) _____________ ...____ _.-----.._ -' . ``:--. .'. ' ' \, ....______a:f / . ` . (* \ : . `. : ,) .::../ k ) ..aaa8Y88aP/ / \_ _ _/ URINE: IT BOTH STINGS AND STAINS ___)==( )==(___ /' //\ `\ DO US ALL A FAVOR / // \\ \ / | |/ \| | \ DRINK A BOTTLE AND DRIVE FAST /,_ /| |\ _,\ ((_// | | \\_)) RUN A STOP SIGN `-' | | `-' | | GO NUTS | | | _ | YOU DESERVE IT / / \ \ jgs / / \ \ IT'S MILLER TIME / / \ \ _/ / \ \_ FUCKING DISGUSTING FAGGOTS ( _____ / \ _____ ) '-----' `-----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-12.txt #1237 FEMINIST (Tue, 2002 Nov 12) | |L :|'=---+----`"""""---''| :| \ . __ ( :| / _. | :| / ____._,.._.___/ +|/''''' :| :| . , :| _)/'/ THIS ONE'S FOR WOMEN EVERYWHERE !!!!!!! :| ,/'/,'<, :| .-'\\_.-` :| ///'\\ WOMEN: 1 MEN: 3,203,382,836 .| |e^e-? (/\ `.=,'._ . `: L _.-J L '\.' `. :|/`.' / \ /'_.' \ :|\ .-\__V__< \/ L :| `-' \ , \ /\ | :| \._.=-\. 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'-- `-\ /,-===-.\ /-' --` (---- _| ||___|| |_ ----) `._,-' \ `-.-' / `-._,' `-.___,-' ap File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-27.txt #1160 SPOILERS (Tue, 2002 Aug 27) *** SPOILERS FOLLOW *** (\, / \, @) \ \, / | \,,____,,--,,/\\ / _/\, \,\\\ \_/ \ /, |, \\ \ /~--__--\ / \ SQUEEZE ME || || || || || || /_' /_' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-03.txt #924 FOR GOD'S SAKE (Thu, 2002 Jan 3) * | ,-----. ," ^ ^ ", | @ @ | ----OOOO------/^\------OOOO---- | ( ) | | ~~~ | | | | HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN HOBBIT | | DICK A TRY ?????? | | | ------------------------------- /____/ \____\ ooooO Ooooo Leigh File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-17.txt #938 THE POOR (Thu, 2002 Jan 17) ___\|/__ KILL ME COOK ME AND FEED ME TO OTHER / \ POOR PEOPLE AND MY LIFE WILL MEAN / / \ \ SOMETHING (| O o |) | C | ___/ \ ____ / ______\_'____'_/______ /| | _ | |\ / | | [_] | | \ / | | | |\ \ / /| | | | \ \ / / | | | | \ \ /__/ | | | | \__\ | | | | | | | | ```` |'_/-|'__/\__/\_/\_|_|_| '''' | _ /\ | | [_] / \ | | / \ | MS ____|_ / \ _|___ | | / \ | | :======:---' ---:=====: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-01.txt #922 INTERNALIZE (Tue, 2002 Jan 1) I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU WON'T FUCK ME MY THERAPIST SAID I | SHOULD INTERNALIZE MORE THEN HOW ABOUT I FUCK YOU | | OKAY LHGGHLGAHLGHALGHALGAH GAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLAG / / \ __ * ( <''\\\ \ \ * v ; * * <___ \ W\___\ * : @ / * ** | (o (| * \oO -* ***/-----_____ ___- \_ *- oO * / -- _O * )) V (( / _^^^^^U / __/\ \ \ ___\ \ / / \ \-------- \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ww ww ww ww DS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-25.txt #1158 THE DRAGON FAMILY (Sun, 2002 Aug 25) // // /// /// //// //// |//// ///// |))//; /)))//; /)))))/; /)))))/; .---`,))))/; /)))))))/; __--\/6- \`))/; |)))))))/; (----/ \\\``; |))))))/; ~/-\ \\\\\`` \))))))/; \\\\\\\\` |)))))/; |\\\\\\\\___/))))))/;__-------. //////| %%_/))))))/; \___, |||||||\ \%%%%%%;: \_. \ |\\\\\\\\\ | | | \\\\\\\ | | | |\\\\ __| / / / | \\__\ \___---- | | / / | / | > \ \ \ / / | / | / \ \ >/ / ,, | | | | | | // / //, | | | | | | /| | |\\, _--' _--' | _---_---' | \ \__/\|/ (-(-===(-(-(===/ (-(-=(-(-(==/ \____/ I AM A TOTAL DORK _ _ _/( <~\ /~> )\_ .~ ~-. /^-~~-^\ .-~ ~. .-~ ~-._ : /~\/~\ : _.-~ ~-. .-~ ~~--.__: \0/\0/ ;__,--~~ ~-. / ./\. ^^ ./\. \ . | ( )( ) | . -~~--. _.---._ /~ U`'U ~\ _.---._ .--~~- ~-. .--~ ~~-| |-~~ ~--. .-~ ~ | : : |_ ~ `\,' : : `./' ~~--._ .(<___.' `,___>),--.___~~-. ~ (((( ~--~ )))) _.~ _) ~~~ ~~~/`.--~ _.--~ \,~~~~~ I AM TOO GAY TO LIVE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-08.txt #1080 MUCOIDS (Sat, 2002 Jun 8) ) I'M MUCOUSY (( _,,---.)\__ / ,'. 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Y l;;;;;:::`-;;;::.... j;;::.| PK `;;;;;;;;;:);;;;:::::... /\;;;;:j "`------'-.;;;;::::::::...._,-'" `---' ``"""""""""""'' AS IN THE MUCOIDS FROM STAR CONTROL 2 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-31.txt #1164 GARFIELD WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS (Sat, 2002 Aug 31) -- -- .:" | .:'" | -- ___ ___ - /:. / . \ / . \ .\ |:|. ;\___/O\___/ :| |:|. | `__|__' | .| I LIKE DICK |:|. \_, ,_/ / \______ |__/ |:. \ /.:,| | \ /.:,.| | \ |::.. \_;_\-; | _____|::.. .::| | BUT I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS / ----, .::/__, /__, \_______|,...____;_;_|../_;_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-15.txt #936 ONLY THE COOLEST (Tue, 2002 Jan 15) __________ | | |________| | | .-' '-. .-' .---. '-. .-' .'.--. '. 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I HAVE HEPATITIS B ; : ; | : | | : | l ; l l ; l I ; I I ; I I ; I I ; I d | b H | H H | H H I H ,;, H I H ,;, ;H@H; ;_H_;, ;H@H; `\Y/d_,;|4H@HK|;,_b\Y/' '\;MMMMM$@@@$MMMMM;/' "~~~*;!8@8!;*~~~" ;888; ;888; ;888; ;888; d8@8b O8@8O T808T `~` EJ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-29.txt #950 PYRAMIDS (Tue, 2002 Jan 29) /\. /\. _-_ /:_\/. ejm98 /:_\/ /'. .'\ ___ /__:_\/ . /(|`/ !)\ /:__/__:___\/./ | \ = / |/ / /\:___:__\/ ` --- ./ / / /\ /--- -----\/ / / / /--- ----- `/ / / _/--- __ _/ ' `/ / ~) / /XXX/ ! `/ .(_/^\|_|_|XXX|_|_|_'|_/ ./|~|\ ~) ~) /'/'/'|'.(_/^\ ~) ~) ~) .'(_/^\ ./|~|\ ~) .'(_/^\'..'(_/^\'..'(_/^\' /|~|\ FUCK /'/'/'|''(_/^\' /|~|\ /|~|\ /|~|\ / / / | /|~|\ / / / | / / / | / / / | FUCK / / / | FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-10.txt #1235 BLINK WHAT (Sun, 2002 Nov 10) /"""""\ I LIVE IN MY PARENTS' BASEMENT | (o|o) | | _\ | | '---' | +/-\+ \_____/ +|#|+ ___| |___ +\#/+ / '-' \ |#| | . * . | |#| |--|BLINK|--| |#| | | 182 | | |#| \_|_____|_/ /\ |#| /\ /_|-----|_\ \ \_|#|_/ / ___________ | .-. | | |#| | |_o_o__o__[]| | | | | | # o| |#/#########| |._| |_.| | # o| |/##FENDER##| /___| |___\ \ === / /###########| \___/\________/|###########| RL ----------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-04.txt #1229 THE OTHER CLAIR (Mon, 2002 Nov 4) ,: ,' | / : --' / \/ />/ / O < .-. ) |/ |/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-18.txt #1151 THAT DIRECT OBJECT (Sun, 2002 Aug 18) __ __ __ II / \/ \ /__\ II \ / I I II \ / I II II \ / I II II \/ / \ II \__/_/ WHAT IS THAT DIRECT OBJECT OH MY GOD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-30.txt #1163 GUESS WHAT I'M READY FOR (Fri, 2002 Aug 30) GUESS WHAT I'M READY FOR ?????????????? __ _ ."--". _ (_:/ oo \:_) /\, _(`()`)_ ,/\ \ `~~~,(`""`),~~~` / `'---|/`""`\|---'` || || _ || || _ //) || || (\ (/ '-.\ //.-' \) `"=.,__`""`__,.-"` }=-{ {==} }-={ {==} }-={ jgs {==} ~~ THAT'S RIGHT THE 2002 FISTING CHAMPIONSHIPS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-14.txt #935 FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS (Mon, 2002 Jan 14) _ __( \ HI HONEY YOU'RE HOME !!!!!! --( ) I NEED $400 FOR AN ABORTION /~( (/)/)/ ) | ( ) ^ ^|) |/ / ___> File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-09.txt #1081 ASSISTANCE REQUIRED (Sun, 2002 Jun 9) .--. |V| / \ _| / q .. p \ / \--/ // jgs __||__// /. _/ // \ / HELP ME // || SUCK MY \\ / \ OWN DICK )\| | / || || | |/\| || | | || | \ || / __/ || \__ \____/\____/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-24.txt #1157 A TRULY APPROPRIATE TATTOO (Sat, 2002 Aug 24) ,.-;::.-==-..::;., ,;;::====))=<(::;;;--.., ))....---,.`--..=:=<\)).::;, -. ,_)-".'; `. ,(.-,,=,:: "-`:=--., ,-.,, :--':,.(<,.,-- ``: .:,` _`- ..,,', -' .,.-`)-,`,-,.`),'_ ' -`=:-:'-(==`.':::-:'.'':) ', `:/<..<(:- - `--=_,=<=-.,=__:..-`-,.-.'='`- ., . ,(,'-:`,,("::).-,`-:=: - ,::....."_.`::, (`-, , .-'._ . =`.(,:.) :':.'-`',- ,`,-.:-=_. :-,==)-')`:`)-:-`-):,.'' .=.--' ..')',: '::-''.=.``,.,-.<=-,.-_ -`. . :: '. 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File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-08.txt #1141 FOLLOW THE DOTTED LINE (Thu, 2002 Aug 8) OKAY PEOPLE SERIOUSLY, FOLLOW THE DOTTED LINE: _ _ _ \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / / \ _ _ _ _ _ \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / / \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ SUCK COCK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-25.txt #1097 I'M NOT BITTER (Tue, 2002 Jun 25) SURE I HAD MY OWN CEREAL BUT THEY TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME AND GAVE IT TO A RAPPING FROG I'M NOT BITTER HEY I FUCKED DREW BARRYMORE DON'T YOU KNOW NOT DURING THE E.T. YEARS JESUS WHAT DO YOU MAKE ME FOR I WOULD HAVE FUCKED TOM GREEN TOO BUT HE WOULDN'T HOLD STILL .--. .--. / \/ \ | .-. .-. \ |/_ |/_ | \ || `\|| `\| `----. |\0_/ \0_/ --, \_ .--"""""-. / (` \ `-. / \-----'-. \ \ \ () () /`\ \ | .___.-' | \ \ /` \| / ; `-.___ ___.' .-.`.---.| \ \| ``-..___,.-'`\| / / / | `\ ` \| ,`/ / / , / ` |\ / / |\/ , .'`-; ' \/ , |\-' .' , .-'` .-|\--;`` .-' |\.' ( `"'-.|\ (___,.--'`' `-. `"` _.--' `. _.-'`-. `''---''`` jgs `. 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' \ / `. `-._\ . / / : `*. : `. `-. . ' ` | \ \ `-._ `-._ -- / / \ : ; \ | . . ' ; `. \ : ; / / ` : \ \ `. `._ / / -- . ' \ | `. `. `-. `' /\ / . ; `-. \ `-..' ; ` . ' ` |__ | `. `-._. _ : / \ bug ;`-. : `-. ; `" ` | `. \ `*-.__.-*"' \ ' / . \ ;_. :`-._ `._ / / ` . ; `"*-._ _.-` .'"' _; `-.__ _.-` `-.__.-" `""---...___...--**"' | `.____..--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-03-15.txt #995 BACON (Fri, 2002 Mar 15) __...__ .'`*-. _.-*' `*-._ _.-*' `+._.-*' `*-._ _.-*' \ `- `*-. .-' .--+ . `. .' _/,'`| : \ ; : ` ; ; s, .' ; / ; | " | .' : : :_ _.-._ : . `T" .' \ .-'. : \ `._.-' \ ; .-*' `. ` `. : _.-*';`*-.__.-*\ ;. DOES ANYONE ; ;`-.____.+*' | .' . | `-. ELSE SMELL | -* `. , : : : BACON ?!?!? : ; `. : ; ; ; | `. , ; : ; ' \ : : . : WHAT , \ \ ; `. ; ' : / [bug] . , : / : \ _._/ / _._: ; _._/ .' . / .' / .' / .' .' _._/ / *---*' *---*' *---*' .' / *---*' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-03-14.txt #994 RED BULL (Thu, 2002 Mar 14) RED BULL IT GIVES YOU WINGS FUCKING FAGGOTS / / \ \\\|||/// \\\|||/// \\\|||/// . ======= . ======= . ======= / \| O O | / \| O O | / \| O O | \ / \v_'/ \ / \v_'/ \ / \v_'/ # _| |_ # _| |_ # _| |_ (#) ( ) (#) ( ) (#) ( ) #\//|* *|\\ #\//|* *|\\ #\//|* *|\\ #\/( * )/ #\/( * )/ #\/( * )/ # ===== # ===== # ===== # (\ /) # (\ /) # (\ /) # || || # || || # || || .#---'| |----. .#---'| |----. .#---'| |----. #----' -----' #----' -----' #----' -----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-04-09.txt #1020 POKEY (Tue, 2002 Apr 9) _______ /.######''-.. /######/|#####\_ /#####/@ |#######\_ __|__ '\---/########'\ ./_____| \#############\ \___ | |#############| ____ ___ ____ _ ______ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ '- \#############| | _ \_ _/ ___| |/ / ___| | | | | | | | | | / |############| __|_|_|_|_|_|___|_'_/\___ \__|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|__ | |###|\#######| | |_| | | |___| . \ ___) | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | |###| |######| |____/___\____|_|\_\____/ (_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | |###| |######| | |##| |#####| | || /#####| | /######| '\ _/######| __/-----'"########| +################/' \------------- ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-04-21.txt #1032 CAUTIONARY TALE (Sun, 2002 Apr 21) ||||||| / \ | o o | DON'T GO STICKING DICKS INTO TOASTERS | o | EVEN ON THE LIGHTEST BROWN SETTING | |___| | / \_______/ _____| |______ | | | | | | | | | | // | | | | // | |========| |====== \__/ \__/ | | | || | | || | | || | ## || ## ___|# || #|____ | # || # | |______||_______| |_|_|__||_|_|_|_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-03-28.txt #1008 ESCHER (Thu, 2002 Mar 28) _ _ _ _ _ __ / / __ / / __ / / __ / / __ / / / _) / / /##) /#/#/ _) / / /##) /#/ / _) / / / (__/ / /#(__/#/#/ (__/ / /#(__/#/ / (__/ / _/ /_/######/_/ /_/######/_/ / /O /d ######/O /d ######/O / \O_ \q_######\O_ \q_######\O_ \ \ \ __ \ \######\ \ __ \ \######\ \ __ \ \#\ (##\ \ \#( \#\#\ (##\ \ \#( \#\#\ (##\ \ \#\__)#\ \ \##) \#\#\__)#\ \ \##) \#\#\__)#\ \ \######\_\ \_\######\_\ \_\######\_\ \###### b\ @\###### b\ @\###### b\ /######_P/ _@/######_P/ _@/######_P/ /######/ / / /######/ / / /######/ / /#/ _)#/ / /##) /#/#/ _)#/ / /##) /#/#/ _)#/ / /#/ (##/ / /#(__/#/#/ (##/ / /#(__/#/#/ (##/ / /_/ /_/######/_/ /_/######/_/ / /O /d ######/O /d ######/O / \O_ \q_######\O_ \q_######\O_ \ \ \ __ \ \######\ \ __ \ \######\ \ __ \ \#\ (##\ \ \#( \#\#\ (##\ \ \#( \#\#\ (##\ \ \#\__)#\ \ \##) \#\#\__)#\ \ \##) \#\#\__)#\ \ \######\_\ \_\######\_\ \_\######\_\ \###### b\ @\###### b\ @\###### b\ /######_P/ _@/######_P/ _@/######_P/ /######/ / / /######/ / / /######/ / /#/ _)#/ / /##) /#/#/ _)#/ / /##) /#/#/ _)#/ / /#/ (##/ / /#(__/#/#/ (##/ / /#(__/#/#/ (##/ / /_/ /_/######/_/ /_/######/_/ / /O /d laury#/O /d ######/O / \O_ \q_######\O_ \q_######\O_ \ \ __ \ \######\ \ __ \ \######\ \ __ \ \ (_ \ \ \#( \#\ \ (_ \ \ \#( \#\ \ (_ \ \ \__) \ \ \##) \#\ \__) \ \ \##) \#\ \__) \ \ \_\ \_\ \_\ \_\ \_\ THIS SEXUAL POSITION REALLY PUTS A SEVERE STRAIN ON MY NECK BACK CHEST HEAD AND ASS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-14.txt #1239 TRUE LOVE (Thu, 2002 Nov 14) I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU I'M MOLESTING YOU \ AS WE SPEAK .--. .--. / / ' .\ |'. ( .-. \ \ . ` /\. /`. / ) ( `.' .' '--'` (\ \.' .' ) \`. \ _/ _..--' `. \ /`'<_/ : )"'``..`-3 : :. `"'. ) / |-.'' (_.-._ | / ( .'`--..J ' |-'( |_| | : >` '. .'' : | Y | < | : > ' \ `_ : '` \ / :- ' || : / ./: | \ .'J /_ ) : | '% | a:f /.-.`). : I | / ( \ ) : .^) `-' `..-' (`"' / ===' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-28.txt #1253 AKBAR AND JEFF (Thu, 2002 Nov 28) WANNA SUCK MY COCK ??? | DUDE YOU'RE GAY ??? | WHAM WHAM WHAM | GIVING YOU A GOOD STIFF | FAG BASHING YOU HURT MY | (GAY) FEELINGS | | | | | | .=~\ /~=. ,'|-~'--__. .__--'~-|`. / | '' \ / '' | \ + C | | ) + | --' '-- | | l----` '----| | | | | | /`----'\ /`----'\ / \ / \ 'T~T'/\\ //\ /\\ //\'T~T' | \// \Y/ \ / \Y/ \\/ | UJJ--------' '--------UJJ | | | | `---^---' `---^---' | | | | | | | | `===`=== ==='===' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-11.txt #932 YOUR FATHER (Fri, 2002 Jan 11) . . |\_|\ | a_a\ | | "] ____| '-\___ /.----.___.-'\ // _ \ // .-. 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FUCKING DORKS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-24.txt #1096 WHAT IF (Mon, 2002 Jun 24) WHAT IF I'M GAY | \ \_ /; _.._ `\~--.._ //' ,(+=\\\\ `//////\ \\/;' /~ (\\\\ ~/////\~\`)' /; )))) `~' | ((`~/((((\ ;'_\'\ /')) ))))) /~/ '" "' _. /'/\_ /^\`((( \ `\/' _.-~/--/ ( =( | , | _/~\_)_}___/^\/~`\.__\|==| /uUUU) ) | | ( / | _-=o|\__ /'/~ \ ' /' | /(((((\`\( |~\/ /' | /' )))))"`\`\|/_/---.._,$$, .,ssS$$$Sss|._/_..-(((' )\)>>> ~\$ ,sS$$$$$$$$$$$|$$$$$$$ |/ //'~`o `\ YEAH ,$$$$$$$$$$$$$$|$$S$$$$' ( / \ WHAT IF ,$$$$$$$$$$$$S$$|$$$$$$$' | / ,s$$$ \ s$$$$$S$$$$$$$$$S|$$$$$$$$ | / $$$$$$ _~,$S""'' ``"S|$$S$$$$$" (_,`\, ,$$$$$$$; /~ ,"' / 'S$$$$$" \_./| s$$$$$$$$$$ (~' _, \==~~) / """ \ | $$$$$$$$$$$$ (0\ /0/ \-' /' \ | | ,$$$$$$$$$$$$$, `/' ' _-~ |= \_-\ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$s (~~~) _.-~_- \ \ ,s|= | `"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ( `-' )/>-~ _/-__ | |,$$$|_/, `"$$$$$$$$$$$$ /V^^^^V~/' _/~/~~ ~~-| |$$$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$$, / (^^^^),/' /' ) /S$$$$$$$; ,$$$$$$$$$$$, ,$$_ `~~~'.,/' / _-ss, /(/-(/-(/' ,s$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ,s$$$$$ssSS$$$' ,$'.s$$$$$$$$' (/-(/-(/-(/-(/' S$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ,$$$$$$$$$$$$$' (/-(/-(/-(/-(/' _s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ (/-(/-(/-(/-(/-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-09.txt #1142 ANY KIND OF DINOSAUR (Fri, 2002 Aug 9) ."". ."", IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF DINOSAUR | | / / I'D BE A JERKOFFINACUPOSAURUS | | / / | | / / | |/ ;-._ } ` _/ / ; | /` ) / / | / /_/\_/\ |/ / | ( ' \ '- | \ `. / | | jgs | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-30.txt #1102 EVE (Sun, 2002 Jun 30) EAT THIS YOU DUMB ,;;;;, MOTHERFUCKER ;''';;;, \ ; ')' ;;;. \__ ;; _ ;;;; ;;\__/;;;; .--' '--;; `)- / `\ / `\ / ('_/ ('_/\ \ \\\_/__/ /\ / \ \ '--.____/ ) ' ( / / / /|\ `\/ ( | (/|\) |\\\ | \|/ ; | / / | /| / \ \\ \ \ |\ \ jgs \ | \ | / ) / ) ooO` Ooo` AND SO BEGAN THE LONG PROCESS OF MEN DOING FUCKING DUMB SHIT FOR IDIOT WOMEN IN ORDER TO GET LAID File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-26.txt #1098 OF COURSE YOU DO (Wed, 2002 Jun 26) I JERK OFF TO HYENAS / _\| __ |/_ _- \_ _/"-> _/ -_ -_ `-'( )`-' _- `=.__.=-( )-=.__.=' |/-\| cjr Y Y OF COURSE YOU DO DEAR /";;:;;"\ __/ (:;/\,-,/\;;) (:;{ d b }:;) (:;\__Y__/;;)-----------,,_ ,..\ ,..\ ___/___)__`\ ldb (,,,)~(,,,)`-._##____________) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-13.txt #934 JUST PLAIN MEAN (Sun, 2002 Jan 13) ,,ggddY""""Ybbgg,, ,agd""' `""bg, ,gdP" "Ybg, ,dP" "Yb, ,dP" _,,ddP"""Ybb,,_ "Yb, ,8" ,dP"' `"Yb, "8, ,8' ,d" "b, `8, ,8' d" "b `8, d' d' ,oOOOo, `b `b 8 8 dOOOOOOOb 8 8 8 8 OOOOOOOOO 8 8 8 8 YOOOOOOOP 8 8 8 Y, "OQQQO" ,P 8 Y, Ya aP ,P `8, "Ya aP" ,8' `8, "Yb,_ _,dP" ,8' `8a `""YbbgggddP""' a8' `Yba adP' "Yba adY" `"Yba, ,adP"' `"Y8ba, ,ad8P"' ``""YYbaaadPP""'' -cfbd- CHECK OUT MY ASCII ART !!!!! IT'S A BULL'S-EYE OR AN EYE WITHOUT A LID OR SOMETHING !!!! HRHRHRRRRRRR HOLY JESUS HEART ATTACK OH MY GOD HUHHHHH PANTING FOR BREATH HUHHHHHH BEFORE I EXPIRE I SUDDENLY REALIZE I SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING BETTER WITH MY LIFE THAN THIS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-07.txt #928 XENA THE WARRIOR PRINCESS (Mon, 2002 Jan 7) ./==\ /~~~~~\V ./ / || (-_=====) ./ / || ( -=====\ ./ ./ /| \ ( ( )= ./ (./ / | \ ) ) _/ ./ ./ / | |\ ,__(__ ( ( ___/ ./ / | | \ ( L:\\ -v-\ / @@@/@@@@ @@@\@@@ / /\L:\\VV KK\/ (@@@/OO@@@@)@@@OO\@@@) / / |L:\\vKKxx) @/@@@@@@ @@@@@\@ MM#@#!!!| \\ MM#@#!!:!/ \\ MM#@#!!!| YOU BE THE JUDGE M\\ M#@#!!:\ MM\\ @#!!:!| <<:\\ @#:::/ ><<<:\/#|||| <>>>:@@#___\ DS \/~oO/ )Ooo File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-23.txt #1156 JERK PRINCIPLES (Fri, 2002 Aug 23) ,--, // \_\ JERK PRINCIPLE NUMBER ONE |^/^ ) PORNOGRAPHY IS NOT FOR WATCHING IT IS FOR JERKING OFF TO \-_/ .-' '-. JERK PRINCIPLE NUMBER TWO |_____/ | PLOT IN PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIES IS MERELY DISTRACTING \________/ \________\ JERK PRINCIPLE NUMBER THREE / | | NO TALKING |__\___| | | JERK PRINCIPLE NUMBER FOUR | | | IF THE PORN MAKES YOU LAUGH OR CONFUSED THEN IT IS BAD |_ |_| | | | _|__|_|o,o,o,o, (____/ \ _o jgs \_/ / \ \__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-02.txt #1227 ALLHALLOWMAS (Sat, 2002 Nov 2) MMMMR MMMMMV _mMMMMMK ,..cccmMMMMMMMMMMMmmmoo... ..oo0MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM00boo. ,o0MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0o, 0MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0bo o0MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0oo. 0MMMMMMMMMMMMMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0o 0MMMMMMMMMMMMMV VMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMV VMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0 0MMMMMMMMMMMMMV VMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMV VMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0 0MMMMMMMMMMMMMV VMMMMMMMMMMMAMMMMMMMMMMV VMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0 0MMMMMMMMMMMMMM B0 VMMMMMMMMMV VMMMMMMMMV 00 VMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0 0MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBOO VMMMMMMMV VMMMMMMM 0MM0VMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0) 0MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0 0MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0 0MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMB 0MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMV VMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0) U0MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0 0MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0) WMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM o0MMM0o MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMU 0MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 0MMMMMMM0 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0) UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMV MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMV VMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0) 0MMMMMMMMMMMMY WWWWW VWW WWWW 8MMMMMMMMMMMMMM0 UMMMMMMMMMMMM MMM nAn MMM MMMM AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0 0MMMMMMMMMMMA MMMM AMMMm MMMM MMMMA mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0 (0MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0 UWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM0) (UWWWWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMW (0WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW) (0WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW00) (0WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWJEFFREYW2002WWWWWWW00) \(UUUUUUUUUUUUU/~ ~*VUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)/ I HAVE A VENEREAL DISEASE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-16.txt #1241 WOW LADY (Sat, 2002 Nov 16) . |\ /| \ / | \ .'. | \ '.|_(())))) ((((/.( ,))) _/ GEE LADY THAT'S A FUNNY SHAPED WAND ((((_( YOU'VE GOT THERE )/ \\ \__/-) /\__ / \_\(\ .'\ \ '. )\ \\\ ___..' o \ \.' / \ \\\ ''---. \_\ / '.\\\ . ' , '--.'\_ /. .| \-'---- O - \/O'. (_/ \ \| ) ' . ' |O O \___ /.'.__.'._.' | O|_O O/ /.'. .'. | |O |O O/) / O '._.' '.| |_O|_O'/ / O | ||/ / /'._________.'| \ )_/ /''.-.-.-.-.-.-| '. \ '.____________.' \ _\ |/ /mrf __'\\ __(,\_\_ _______ ____ __ ____(_'--_)__ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-04-23.txt #1034 ON ONE LEG (Tue, 2002 Apr 23) I SUCK MORE " " DICK ON ONE " o " LEG THAN YOU " " " DO WITH TWO ',' " " \ '' " " '' " " '' " " ' " " " " " " " ' ((( " " (((( " " " ((((( " """"" "" ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! /\\ ! /\\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-03-16.txt #996 TRICKS (Sat, 2002 Mar 16) _.---**""**-. LOOK BUB I'M THE DEVIL HERE ._ .-' /|`. \`.' / | `. NO I WILL NOT DO TRICKS TO V ( ; \ ENTERTAIN YOU L _.- -. `' \ / `-. _.' \ ; HELLO ?!?!? LORD OF DARKNESS HERE : __ ; _ | :`-.___.+-*"': ` ; .' `. | I DON'T APPRECIATE THE ASSUMPTION |`-/ `--*' / / /`.\| THAT I'M ALL ABOUT THE SPECIAL : : \ :`.| ; EFFECTS AND THE GIMMICKS | | . ;/ .' ' / : : / ` :__.' OH FUCKING ALL RIGHT I'LL DO ONE \`._.-' / | FOR YOU JUST TO PROVE I'M SATAN : ) : ; :----.._ | / : .-. `. / POOF !!!!!!!! YOU'RE SUCKING MY DICK \ `._ / /`- / HOW'S THAT YOU FUCKING WHORE : .' \ ) .-' `-----*"' bug File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-03-02.txt #982 CAN'T GET ENOUGH (Sat, 2002 Mar 2) ___________ _.--^^^ ^^^--._ \`--...___________...--'/ / \_ _ I CAN'T GET ENOUGH GAY / (_`,_' ) DICK DOWN MY THROAT FAST / ) `\ ENOUGH I'LL TELL YOU WHAT /_____ _ / '. | / | ^^^^-----------^^^^ | `, | \,_ `-/ | ,&&&&&V | ,&&&&&&&&: | ,&&&&&&&&&&; | | |&&&&&&&|\ |_____ _| | |_)_ \ ^^^^-----------^^^^ | | ;_/ | fL \ '--' `,.--. | `---...___________...---' \_ | |--' `-._\__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-03-03.txt #983 EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT (Sun, 2002 Mar 3) . . / `. .' \ .---. < > < > .---. I'LL SUCK YOUR | \ \ - ~ ~ - / / | GAY DICK FOR ~-..-~ ~-..-~ FREE MISTER \~~~\.' `./~~~/ \ .-~~^-. \__/ \__/ .' O \ / / \ \ (_____, `._.' | } \/~~~/ `----. / } | / \__/ `-. | / | / `. ,~~| ~-.__| /_ - ~ ^| /- _ `..-' f: f: | / | / ~-. `-. _||_||_ |_____| |_____| ~ - . _ _ _ _ _> WHY DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-03-17.txt #997 BUNNY (Sun, 2002 Mar 17) . |`. ; `. ; :. \ __ ; ; \ \ .--" \ ; ; ; ; : \ ; ; : : ; ; ; ' : ; ; ;:: : \ \ : ;--.-;; l ; \ \ ;: :;//'-.__: /\ \ ::____:::-\ / ).:+'""""""""=\ :_,="" /"-. ; ;" .' `. | : .-^= ==.\ | | _.-".gp gp:;: ; / $$ $$;: ; : : `-- --: | ; ;\ , ' | : : \ _ / : ; | `. `-' / ; : : :`-.__.' | ; ; : | : ...._/ '.__.. | ; .' \ ; : / _ Y ; : .g$$p. d$$+. ; ; :.g$$$$$$$$p.d$$$$$b : : :$$$$$$$$$$$T$$$$$$$; \ ; ;$$$$S$$$$$$$S$$$$$P `.| |$$$$S$$$$$$$S$$$$P | |T$$$$$SSSSS$$$$$$ : | `T$$$$$$$$$$$$$; ; | $$$$$$$$$$$$$ | : $$$$$$$$$$$$; : ; d$$$$$$$$$$$$; | :d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ; :"^T$$$$$$$$$$$$b : ; `T$$$$$$$$$$P; ; : `T$$$$$$$P : | ; T$$$$$P ; | : T$$P' ; : ; $' : ._;__; : : ; ; ; | : :_L__: | ; .' ; | ; .' : | : :/ _.-. :; | | /.' \ |: | ; // bug ;| ; | : ` `' : | | ; | ; : | : ; | | : : ; : _.'- ; ; /: : / / ; ; / : ; : : ; ; : ; : : : : ; : ; ; : ; : : ; ; ; ; : ; : ; ; ; ; ; : ; : | ; ; ; | : ; : | ; ; ; : : : ; ; : : : : , ; ; ; ; ; : : : : ; : ; :b__d$ $b d$ $$$$$ :$bgd$; T$P' T$$$P '"' I'M A BUNNY !!!!!!!1111!! FUCK MY TITS AND CREAM ON MY ASS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-04-22.txt #1033 A MASTURBATOR (Mon, 2002 Apr 22) ,xXXXXXXXXXx_ ,XXXXXXXXXXXXXXx_ ,XXf ~~~[XX] ~~~XX I FELL INTO A DITCH AND THESE ,XXX <@> [XX] <@>XXX, GODDAMN WORKERS WHO WERE HANGING ,XXXX_____[XX]_____XXXX, OUT CAME OVER TO SEE WHAT THE NOISE XXXXXXXXXXX/~\XXXXXXXXXX WAS ABOUT AND THERE I WAS WITHOUT XXXXXXXXXXX/ \XXXXXXXXX MY PANTS IN A STRANGE LAND AGAIN XXXXXXXXXXX_____XXXXXXXXX AND I'M THINKING WELL I BETTER XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX GET SOME KIND OF FREQUENT FLYER XXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXX MILEAGE OUT OF THIS EXPERIENCE XXXXX \XXXXXXXXXXX/ XXX! 'XXXX_______________XXX THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT AN AMERICAN 'XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX CITIZEN EVEN IF I AM A MASTURBATOR 'XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXf 'XXXXXXXXXXXXXX~ '~XXXXXXXX?~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-17.txt #1242 CODE RED (Sun, 2002 Nov 17) I AM INFECTED WITH CODE RED _ .(_)_ /, \ . <_) |\ __/._ .-|/_ ` . ' ( . ) . | . : .d8b-'/ _ \.-./ _ a:f.-.-..-.--.--._ ( ( Y `n ____________'...`__________ '/ '-. . - : : # .v . ----==----- . .'-. ' .-,_.-' ( )_#_/ `-._. - --- -- ._.-' O/ # `/:_ --- - '., .-' "' # ` `=. . - _.-' # `-: . `: ' FUCK ME IN THE ASS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-11-03.txt #1228 V (Sun, 2002 Nov 3) __..--. _.._ _..--''_______|-._____ ______________________|`` __``--.._ '-.-..---..---..---..--''.---..---..---..---..---..---..---.-' |_::___::___::___::___::___::___::___::___::___::___::___| |________________________________________________________| '.--.':'.--.' '.--.' '.--.' '.--.' '.--.' '.--.' 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'-----|| | | / - - - - - - - - ,---. - \-----------------------' || | | : _ _,---._ _ _ _ _`._.'_ _ : SSt ||_|_|_\ _ `---' _ _ _ ,._ _ _ _ / `--------------'--`-------' OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY NOT YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT THAT DIANA FROM V: THE ORIGINAL SERIES WAS PRETTY DAMN HOT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-06.txt #927 GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION (Sun, 2002 Jan 6) ^^^ |^^oo |^ \ | ( -/ | / |^^^^^^^^^^^::::^^^^^^^^^^^| |/////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\| |""o""""""(@@@@@@)""""o""""| |"""""|"""<@@@@@@>"""|"""""| |<<<|<|===<@@@@@@>===|>|>>>| |~~~|=| <@@@@@@> |=|~~~| |"|"| <@@@@> |"|"| |<|=| <@@> |=|>| |_| /"<>"\ |_| /""""""\ /""""""""\ MS ^^^ |^^oo |^ \ | ( -/ |^^^^^^ :::^^^^^^| |/////////\\\\\\\\: |"o"""(@@@@@)"""o"| |"""|"<@@@@@>"""|"| |<|<|=<@@@@@>=|<|<| |~|=| <@@@> |=|~| |"|"| /":"\ |"|"| |<|=| /"""""\ |=|<| |_| /"""""""\ |_| PROJECT 2501 BEGAN WITH AN ATTEMPT TO CREATE A SELFLESS OBEDIENT COCKSUCKING MACHINE INSTEAD IT CREATED A RACE OF HOSTILE POINTY BIRD FISH THINGS WHOSE ABILITY TO SUCK COCK WAS MEDIOCRE AT BEST IF THIS DOESN'T SERVE AS A CAUTIONARY TALE IN THE DANGERS OF GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION FRANKLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL WILL HUMANITY EVER LEARN ???????????????????????????? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-08-22.txt #1155 NETIQUETTE (Thu, 2002 Aug 22) ,A g@@ A. NO TOP d@V@ i@b POSTING iA` @ .A i@V@s dA` @ ,@@i i@ '*@Ws______mW@f @@ YOUR FUCKHOLE ]@@@ @] '^********f` @@@ IS LEAKING g@!l@ @b . ,g @@@W WORDS ,W@[ l@ ]@ Mmmmmf ~**f^ @@^@@Wm_. _g@@` l@ M[ ^^ ^^ @@ ^*@@@@@@@@@@@f` l@ ]@i '[]` . '[]` @@ ~~~~~~~` l@ '@W |[ @@ _. l@ Y@i 'Ns . @@ _m@@m, g*~VWi l@ M@. ,. g@` ]@@ gP V, ' m- ` l@ '@W Vmmmmmm@f @@@. ~ m- g ' l@ '@b 'V***f g@A@W ' @ l@ '*W_ g@A`M@b g M_. l@ 'VMms___gW@@f @@. '- ~` W@ ~*****f~` @@. ,_m@Ws__ @@ '@@. gA~` ~~* ]@P M@s.'` g@A V@@Ws. __m@@A ~*M@@@@@@@@*` DL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-01-12.txt #933 WOULD LIKE TO COME DOWN NOW (Sat, 2002 Jan 12) _ | | I WOULD LIKE TO COME DOWN _| | OFF OF THIS ACID TRIP NOW _/ . | _/ | PLEASE _ |_ _____| | | _|*****| LADY DON'T FUCKING WALK | | |*' ****| AWAY FROM ME WHEN I'M _| | _| `**| TALKING TO YOU _| | | `| | | _| | | | | | | |_| | JS \ |_ \___________________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2002/2002-06-27.txt #1099 THE MOUSE SPEAKS (Thu, 2002 Jun 27) , , ,',' ; ; `.`. ) ; ,,,-',' _____,,,,---''",,,-' ___,,--'""_____,,,,--''"" __,,--'"__,,--'""" ,-"_,,--'"" ; ,' .,------,....___ ; ; / ; """`---.._ `.``-.._____,,,,,/ ; ""``. ``--...___;;;;/-"""""-; \ ```; ; ;; ; ; / ; ;"----....;___ ; ;; ;-,,,,,___ ""`"--..._ ,' ; ; ; """"``---...__""-...,-' ,' ; ; "`-....,-' / `-._ _-------_ ,' "`--'"""""""""``--.. PK ,,' ""`---'" IF I COULD BE SERIOUS FOR A MINUTE FOLKS !!! DOES ANYONE ON THIS GREAT BLUE MARBLE WE CALL PLANET EARTH FUCKING LIKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND SHOW ??????????????? NOBODY ????????? THOUGHT SO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-09.txt #1476 NEW CRACK COCAINE (Wed, 2003 Jul 9) _________________________________ || | | | | | | | | | || || | | | | | | | | | || I THINK BABY FARTS WILL || | | | |__|__| | | | || BECOME THE NEW CRACK COCAINE || | |__|--' '--|__| | || || |__| |__| || ||__| |__|| (_) KCK (_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-24.txt #1553 MIDORI (Wed, 2003 Sep 24) .-''-. .` ::.'. / .:((((\\\ .' //((` ))))) JODY WATLEY'S SISTER ( (/)':.__ _/ IS BLACK TOO (FYI) / /c( -=\) (/ :(r :.'.\_./ / .'/ `(`-' ( '( '``' '. / )) ' `-. ( ( ( . . `-x (( ( (: \ | ) )|)) )\Y \ `--< | `( \\ | | | `|| :. | `-._ | \ `-._| `-/ :\_. ``\ / `'----..../ / , . |/ / \ / | J . | | | | | _ _\__ / \ _\). | cjr | || | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-30.txt #1559 THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN (Tue, 2003 Sep 30) __ .' '\._ \ @ /; __ ;::'--':;. _ .' '. :;:: _.'._ \ @ / ;;.-:/ | \:.'--; :___......._ '. HAS ANYONE SORT OF NOTICED {{__..--""-,_'-.: THAT THE POLICE GUY FROM {{[_ _ _ _ _'--.} THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN {[| | || || | |-.]} IS KIND OF FAT {[\-'-':-::-:-'/ ]} {[ \ \ _\_/ / ~]} {{[\ .-' '-./]}} {[.:-"'\ /'"-'.]} {[' __/ \__ :]} {[::' _) (_ ' :]} {{[: : ] [ : :]} {[: : ( ) :]}} {{[: : '-' :]} [ : :_.:';. :]} {{[_.' _ _ _ '-._]} {|\\|~|_|_|_|~| ] } jim{{ '""''~~~""-- _' ''""""""""""""'' . | . -:--|--:- ' | ' _|_ | | \ / / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-18.txt #1547 GET THE PARTY STARTED (Thu, 2003 Sep 18) .-"T"---___ .-" | ""--__ .-" | ""--_ .' .-"| | ""-._ .' .' J J | _ ""-_ .' .' L L | F ""-._ "-_ / .' _|_| | J "-_ "-_ .' / \ _-.'.' /"-_ | / "-_ / .' \_- / / / ". -._ / -_ / /`. .'.' / / ""-._ "-._ / - / / | / / /_ / "-._ " .'| / / | / / |."-_/ "-_ .' J / / | .'.' J `-"._ "-_ .' L / `-. |/ / _ / LF-._ "-._ J .' | / `-./ .' 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File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-21.txt #1488 YOGA (Mon, 2003 Jul 21) .. .+!... .zz+++;; `.zz+:+lllz! ` ,lz;:;=zSllz.` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` .Jlz;:++l+4kzll ` ` .lll++llvGQ+XIlz. `.1ll+;:=TUWZzJwll! ` ` ` .JUlllv:++zwgJWQHky?: ` ` ` ` ` `` `` .+k0C=llllv:++ZdgWMMMMN0+; ..gMMMBC+!:1ll=l++udMmM#NMMMMRlz. ..MMMMMMz++!.+;1lzzuMMMMMMMMMMMMkIlz ` ` .MMMMMMM@?!.`.:++lOZMMMMMMMNNNMMN0zlz ` ` ` ` ` JMMMMMMMMN2++.++zlluMMMMMMMMMMMMN#Rlz! ` JMMMMMMMMMMMNggggQY"!`?TMMMMMMMF7S``OC .dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM@! ?"""T^ .! ?` ` ` `JMMMMMMMMMMMMMMD` .! ` .JggJ..` ` MMMMMMMMMMMMMM^ .J` ` `.dMMMMMMMNNJ, JMMMMMMMMMMMM\ +`.. ` .MMMMMMMMMMMMMg, .MMMMMMMMMMM# ?!ux .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmdMMMMMMMMMMN. .k` ` ` UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMML ` ` ` .aJ..,` MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm., .MMMMN. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN,` ` JMMMMM; ` ?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb .MMMMMMF dMMMMMMb,WMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMF ` `.MMMMMM# ` WMMMMMb .TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMF `JMMMMMMM, .MMMMM@ .TWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm,` .MMMMMMMM| ` .MMMMN. `?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNg,.` .MMMMMMMMF ` MMMMM% .TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN, JMMMMMMMMF ` .l=+?: ?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM#Mb ` +zv!.+ ?TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMN. ` `..+lz+!..` ?WMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHM` ` . .?;++;+++.. ` `TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM# ` !` ??"77""=!`` ` ?TWMM#MMMMMMMMMMM% ` `` ?`.TMMMMMMMM@' ` `'PPPP lm PLEASE COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONNAIRE BY CHECKING EXACTLY ONE BOX: I PRACTICE YOGA BECAUSE: [ ] A. I AM A DRIED UP OLD CUNT [ ] B. I AM A DRIED UP OLD MAN-CUNT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-11.txt #1570 GAYDOME (Sat, 2003 Oct 11) ______.--------. /' \ EXTENSIVE RESEARCH INDICATES /'\ \ PRIMITIVE HUMANS DID NOT HAVE ..-'\()'\ .'''. ./' ACCESS TO THE GAYDOME | .' / \..} '\. / { /' '\ \ {------' .' '. '| \ . | \ | '\_____/ | | | / | | | .' | | | | | | | | | | | | RL | \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-05.txt #1564 WRONG IN AT LEAST THREE WAYS (Sun, 2003 Oct 5) IT'S DECEMBER 7 FOLKS !!!!!!! LONG LIVE THE ALAMO .. * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .$$$$. * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. .$$$$$ * * * * * * * * * * ::::::::::::::::::::::::::. .::::::::' * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$F * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$d$$$$$$$" ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::; $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::; ^$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" ^$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::" ""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$L ;; ;::::::::::::::::;; ;;:::. $$$$$$" "" $$$$$; DS ^$$" $$$$ "" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-14.txt #1634 JACK HAMMER (Sun, 2003 Dec 14) , COULD YOU PLEASE BEAT OFF MORE QUIETLY , |\ ,__ (SHOUTING OVER DRILLING SOUND OF |\ \/ `. JACK HAMMER) \ `-.:. `\ `-.__ `\=====| /=`'/ ^_\ .' /\ .=) .-' .'| '-(/_| .' __( \ .'` /_.'` `. |` jgs \ | |/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-28.txt #1648 QUICK IDENTIFY THIS (Sun, 2003 Dec 28) ____ _ __--( ( \ / \--U ) / ) ) \ \ ()/ \\_ \\_ '-' '~` Alyssa IT'S A BIRD ..... IT'S A PLANE ...... NO, IT'S ..... IT'S ....... A COMPLETELY INCOMPREHENSIBLE ASCII ART DRAWING MADE BY A RETARD GIRL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-05.txt #1322 THAT WHICH MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW (Wed, 2003 Feb 5) __ /\ I AM A CREATURE THAT WAS < `, - - . NEVER INTENDED TO BE __`/ _ _ \ .' / / v \ \ DESTROY ME FOR I AM ` -| | | | ' AN ABERRATION <_`| \,`./ ` > ---==-- AND AN INSULT TO GOD | | (_) / \` / _ _\ \`.__(_ )____/__) pm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-11.txt #1328 PLEASE COME BACK (Tue, 2003 Feb 11) COME ON SWEETY PLEASE COME BACK I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE STARS ABOVE I WILL MAKE YOU BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER YOU CAN LIVE YOUR LIFE ENTIRELY NAKED IN BED I WILL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING!!! I KNOW MY PENIS IS SIGNIFICANTLY SMALLER THAN YOUR LAST BOYFRIEND'S BUT I DO HAVE THAT LOVELY PIERCING!!! WHAT'S THIS A RESTRAINING ORDER 200 FEET??? YOU FLIRT!!! _.-. .-.' ; ; .' ; / / _.' / / / .-"/ / / / /.-( .----,/ \ )( : bug ; :\(""TP"T __ / : ` ._-: _ .' ""y : ___:_ __ )l / / : `. " `y\ / :_____ : _.._/ : ; `./ /.: `.--.--' .^" .: :"-. / \/ l :--/ `..-" ; : """ \ / -;-' \ : .' ; : \ .' / ; :.__.' / : : /\ ; ; / \ / : .' `. .' \ ( ' `. \ `. ; `. ; )--....--' "-. .-" `. .-" ____ `. `. _,--"" ""--. `. `. \ "-. \ l--""7 :--""7 .--"""T "T""`--. / __ | | __ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-18.txt #1424 QUEEREST SIGN (Sun, 2003 May 18) _ | | / __) \__ \ ( / CHECK IT OUT FOLKS !!! IT'S THE DOLLAR SIGN !!!! |_| THE QUEEREST SIGN EVER INVENTED !!!!! STAND IN AWE !!!!!! ____ / __ \ / / _` | | | (_| | \ \__,_| \____/ (LONG PAUSE) I STAND CORRECTED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-30.txt #1436 EUCLID'S POSTULATES (Fri, 2003 May 30) __ 1. THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO / /\ FAGS IS A STRAIGHT LINE / / \ / / \__________ 2. ANY STRAIGHT LINE SEGMENT CAN BE / / \ /\ BENT IN HALF INTO A U /_/ \ / / ___\ \ ___\____/_/_ 3. A PINK TRIANGLE CAN BE DRAWN AROUND /____\ \ /___________/\ ANY GAY MAN \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \____ \ \ 4. ALL RIGHT ANGLES ARE POINTY \ \ \ / /\ \ \ \ / \_\/ / / \ \ 5. IF TWO LINES SOMETHING SOMETHING \ / / /__________\/ INTERSECT SOMETHING SOMETHING / / / / SUM OF THE INNER ANGLES SOMETHING / / / / SOMETHING INVARIABLY MUST INTER- /________/ /\ / SOMETHING SOMETHING HITTING THE \________\/\ \ / SAUCE \_\/jiri File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-24.txt #1430 SPLIT INFINITIVE (Sat, 2003 May 24) , SPACE ;; ;; THE FINAL FRONTIER , ;; ,; ;;; THESE ARE THE CONTINUING ;;; ;;, VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ;;M ;;; ENTERPRISE ;MM ;;; ;MM ; ; ;;; ITS CONTINUING MISSION: TO MMM M ;; ;;; EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS -;;; ;; ;;M;;, AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS ;;;, ;;;;;,;;;;; , , ;;M.;;;M;;; TO BOLDLY GO (SPLIT INFINITIVE, ,, ;;;;;;;; ;; MISSION CANCELLED) ;;;; ;;;;;;;;;M M ; ;;;;,;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;MM;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;, ;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,;;MMMMMM; ,;;;M;,;;;; ;,;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,;;;MMMMMM ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;;;MMM ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;M;MMMM ,;;;;;;; ;;;;;;MM ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;MM= ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,MM; ;;;=;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;MM; ;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;MM ;;; ;;;;M;;;;;;;,; ,M;;;; ;; ;;;;; ,;;;,;;;; ;;; ;;, -M;;; ,;=;,;;;;, MM;, M;;;; ;;;,;;;, ;;; MM;;M; ;; ,;;; ;;;; MM; ;; ;; ;;;M ; MM; ; ,; M ;; ;MM ,; M ;; ;; ,; ; ; ,, ,, ;; ; ;; , ,; , ;; ; ;; ; ; exec File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-25.txt #1431 ALT FAN NEWSGROUP ABUSE ABUSE ABUSE (Sun, 2003 May 25) ___________________________________ |.-.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.-.| WHO ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| NEWGROUPED ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| DEAN ||_|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|_|| STARK [_>_______________________________<_] ||"|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|"|| || | | | | | | | | | | | || ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| jgs |'-'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'-'| `"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-31.txt #1437 KUDLOW & CRAMER (Sat, 2003 May 31) _ (_) | . . |L /| . _ DUDE KUDLOW'S TOTALLY _ . |\ _| \--+._/| . (_) GOING DOWN ON CRAMER / ||\| Y J ) / |/| ./ J |)'( | ` F`.'/ _ -<| F __ .-< (_) | / .-'. `. /-. L___ J \ < \ | | O\|.-' _ _J \ .- \/ O | | \ |F (_) '-F -<_. \ .-' `-' L__ __J _ _. >-' )._. |-' `-|.' /_. \_| F /.- . _.< /' /.' .' `\ /L /' |/ _.-'-\ /'J ___.---'\| |\ .--' V | `. ` |/`. `-. `._) / .-.\ VK \ ( `\ `.\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-10.txt #1327 PINKEYE (Mon, 2003 Feb 10) +--------------------------------------------------------------+ | $* *8* | | 88 $* "*8" . | | 88 88 $* *8* 8 *, | | 88 88 88 "*8 * "*8* | | 88 88 88 *8 * "*8 * , | | *$ 88 88 " *8" . "*8* | | *$ 88 .-888-. 8 * , | | *$ .888red888. "*8* | | ,888888.*;;*. | | 888888*;;;;;` | | 888888*;;;;;j | | `*00*";;;;;.' | | *8* `;;;blue;;' $* | | "*8 * `-;;;-' 88 $* | | *8* "*8 *, "* 88 $* | | "*8" . "*8* *. "* 88 | | *8 * 8 * , 88 *. "* | | " *8 * "*8* *$ 88 *. | | "*8 * , *$ 88 | | "*8* *$ leejj | +--------------------------------------------------------------+ I HAVE PINKEYE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-19.txt #1425 ESTONIA IN NATO (Mon, 2003 May 19) <\ /> \\ .-. // \\_/___\_// .-/\\ //\-. ( / )`-.-'( \ ) _____Y_.' `._Y______ -----.-. .-.------ J \ / F VK ( \ ).-"-.( / ) `-\//_____\\/-' // \ / \\ // `-' \\ WHAT IF I DON'T *WANT* ESTONIA IN NATO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-04.txt #1321 THE SLASHDOT EFFECT (Tue, 2003 Feb 4) ___________________________________ |.-.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.-.| I LOVED THAT MOVIE WITH THE ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| TWIN PEAKS GUY WHO WAS ALSO ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| IN THE HIDDEN WHERE HE WAS ||_|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|_|| INHABITED BY AN ALIEN ???? [_>_______________________________<_] ||"|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|"|| NOT THE BAD ALIEN THE GOOD || | | | | | | | | | | | || ONE AND ALSO IVANOVA FROM ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| BABYLON 5 PLAYED A HOOKER ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| (WHAT A NATURAL ROLE THAT ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| WAS) ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ANYWAY THAT FIRST MOVIE WAS ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| GREAT BECAUSE IT TAUGHT US |'-'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'-'| ALL A VALUABLE LESSON ABOUT jgs `"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` OUR INHERENT DEPENDENCE ON TECHNOLOGY AND IF IT WERE TO FAIL ON US AT ANY TIME WE'D RAPIDLY DEGENERATE INTO CHAOS AND ANARCHY AND HOW THE TITLE WAS ACTUALLY INSPIRED BY THE FIRST CONNECTIONS EPISODE WHERE JAMES BURKE TALKED ABOUT THE FAILURE OF A SWITCH THAT CAUSED A BLACKOUT IN THE 1970S AND NOBODY REALLY REALIZED THE ENORMITY OF THE SITUATION AND IN THE MOVIE THE WHOLE WHILE WE NEVER FOUND OUT WHAT THE CAUSE OF THE POWER FAILURE WAS BUT THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE WE SEE IMAGES OF NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS SYMBOLIZING SIMULTANEOUSLY THE TREMENDOUS POWER OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY AS WELL AS ITS TOTAL IMPOTENCE OH FUCK I THOUGHT YOU SAID "THE TRIGGER EFFECT" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-29.txt #1649 R. KELLY (Mon, 2003 Dec 29) . -- . ( ) ( (/oo\) ) R. KELLY PISSED ON ME ( \`'/ ) ( \/ ) I DON'T REALLY LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT ( ) ( ) PLEASE TURN OFF THE CAMERA ( ) ( ) THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER ` -- ' = = = = File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-01.txt #1621 THREE PLATITUDES BY ANOMALOCARIS (Mon, 2003 Dec 1) _.._ .'\(_(\ .-.__........_/\_/ (/ __ __ sk _(_.' /\_/. Y `'-/ `'-/`'-._ .-' L__L \ __ | Y | '.: __ .'TT. Y Y `| l A \`+--'`/_`;. Y \||/\ _L | A \ \ Y.---:` : `.l==()==Y / /`. | \ \ \ _.-'`: ' : Y\,'|\`| `-(_J _A \ \ _.-Y ' \ \ J \/| \/ J(_/ Y \ \ Y-' : `. `. _;-'` `""`_.-(_/ | \ \ .': \ ;..--'` __,.--'` `--' A \ Y' \ '._.-'` \`'--+''` _\ \ .': '. _.-`\ \ Y \ \' \ .-'. `, J A SHOE TO THE NUTS IS WORTH | \ /: `..' `, '.__/ TWO IN THE BUSH A \' \ .''. '. l .-\ /: `..' '. `-._/ A FINGER UP THE ASS IS BETTER \ \' \ .'`. '. | THAN A FIST \' _.-` `. T. l ( _.-'. `. |`._ | '._/ A PENNY SAVED IS ONE LESS `` `._J`._J`.__A `--' DICK I'VE GOT TO SUCK THIS WEEK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-15.txt #1635 ON RECORD (Mon, 2003 Dec 15) CAN I JUST BE ON RECORD BY SAYING LEXINGTON STEELE FRIGHTENS ME _.._ /____\__ / $$-#-#$ / $$\_=/$ ____/ $$J L$_ .''$I`' I \ / /Y__\Y/__)\ / / \ /, ; : { ) (/ / \ \ / . \/ \ Y `.___.'Y Y: \_/ : : | : \ | / . | . : | : } ) ) : | : `, | ,' ) | ( (_ \_\_ dp `"'"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-04.txt #1563 SCIENTIFIC METHOD (Sat, 2003 Oct 4) /(_ /| J\((,,,",_. MY SCIENTIFIC INVESTIGATION \7,;,;,;,;(- HAS VERIFIED THAT EATING (;_"`'`"";, YOUR OWN POO DOES NOT IN <' \ O ) FACT TURN YOU INTO AQUAMAN `.O \ , >K >K `. o ,'8.() |\-8(| `` |888/"-_ _;"\888)\.:|.88/}```\ _;````\88\ (*:)8/`}````-_ ;````_``\88)':';8|`"-\````\ /````; (``\8| | |8/`| (````\ (````(_ (```||_|_||`( \,-88-. ".```/88\``||888||`( ;88888( "./888/)`||888||`( \888-"; ":88/`3``|"""|```\ '"\,,'"/ ""`3```/ \````\ \:__.;. ;``````; :`````: ;,\ ;``````/ ( \````\ ;; /``````) ) (````\ || ;``````/ ," \````". || /`````:" | ,`)8:``` "._ || ,"```_-8-_ _'-_ _)88b-_````")) ,"```;d8888\"""'|"""'/888888b-_``))._ ,"```;d8888888|''')\''')888888888b"||._"._ ,"```;d888888888|'''8|'''|88888888888:|88b.::._ _,"``_:d88888888888)''(8)'''(88888888888:|8888888b":_ _,"``_:d888888P**""""*|'''\"('''`."""***..8:|8888888888b"":_ _,"``_,888888P" ctr "-.''\ "-.__; `) """***888888b} ,"_,-888888P" "-" : ,":888888P" ; (:"888P" ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-10.txt #1569 FILKING (Fri, 2003 Oct 10) I COULD BE FILKING RIGHT NOW --_----........________ ________........----_-- `--..__ ,-'\ /`-. __,.--' `--.. ,-' / |\ ,--. ,--. /| \ `-. ,.--' _,-':.`_ / | `-._ \ / _,-' | \ _',:'-._ _,-' ,|'`.`/_ | \ ,'. / | _\','.|' `-._ _,-' / | \ `---.|__ \|"|/ __|.---' / | \ `-._ _,-' / | \ `-.,-/ \-.,-' / | \ `-._ _,_'_..----._ / | __\.---._,--/ /\_/\ )--._,---./__ | \ _,----.._`_._ `./.--.|',--._,-' _|| |_| ||_ `-._.--.`|,--.\,' / | '-.__,',-",|_|."-.`.__,-' | \ / | ,-' |,' |_| `.| '-. | \ / | ,' /| \_\ |\ `. | \ / _|' '/; :_| :\' `|_ \ / ,-' ;_; `-. \ / ,' ;_; `. \ /,' |_| `.\ \_\ \_\ ;; ;; ;/ jrei // // / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-20.txt #1487 E-DONK (Sun, 2003 Jul 20) WILL E-DONKEY 2000 (OR THE E-DONK AS I CALL IT) BE AFFECTED BY THE ONCOMING SALVO OF RIAA LAWSUITS? ALSO WHEN WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF THIS DARK HOLE OR AT LEAST DROP DOWN SOME FOOD AND WATER /\ /\ ( \\ // ) \ \\ // / \_\\||||//_/ \/ _ _ \ \/|(O)(O)| \/ | | ___________________\/ \ / // // |____| // || / \ //| \| \ 0 0 / // \ ) V / \____/ // \ / ( / "" \ /_________| |_/ / /\ / | || / / / / \ || | | | | | || | | | | | || |_| |_| |_|| \_\ \_\ \_\\ Hard'96 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-19.txt #1548 EARTHQUAKE WHORE (Fri, 2003 Sep 19) I'M AN EARTHQUAKE WHORE !!!!!!! WATCH: GHGALHGAHLGAHLGHGAHLGAHLAGHGAHL ,------. .--------v--------. ' .xx ` / .xxxxxx |xxxxxx. \ | X' | | x' | | | X | \ | / \_"______/ `--------^--------' .--------v--------. / X \ .--------v--------. / .xxxxxx |xxxxxx. \ | X | / .xxxxxx |xxxxxx. \ | x' | | | X | | x' | | \ | / . " . \ | / `--------^--------' `------' `--------^--------' \ _|--|_ / ==\ __ /== .--------v--------. \,xxxxxx./ .'______`. .--` '--. / .xxxxxx |xxxxxx. \ x * * x >__O__O__< | ~ ~ | | x' | | x xxxxxx x | _ | | -=-- | \ | / x + + x \___U__/ `.______.' `--------^--------' /`xxxxxx'\ \ _|--|_ / \ _|--|_ / ==\ __ /== .'______`. .'______`. .--` '--. >__O__O__< >__O__O__< | ~ ~ | | _ | | _ | | -=-- | \___U__/ \___U__/ `.______.' pm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-25.txt #1554 CITIZEN KANE (Thu, 2003 Sep 25) ________________________ | | | o o o | | o= o. .. | | . : . \\. | | o . o . . oo | | o-.\//. :o. | | ,,, o'\o. o . =o | | "o0". o .=o\_//o o | ROSEBUD | ' -," \ / o | | ,` -. | | | |/\/| \\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\| | / , `-, {\/} \ | | '-, \,-' /0o\-_/; | | / \ \ \''/:::: | | '"|^\"` '-==::::; | | d d || || Na| """""""""""""""""""""""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-08.txt #1475 LOST AND FOUND (Tue, 2003 Jul 8) GREAT SOMEBODY TOOK MY WHORE TORSO FROM THE LOST AND FOUND AND LEFT ME WITH HER STUPID BOTTOM HALF GUESS THAT MEANS NO BRAINRAPING TONIGHT _______ /::::::::\ |:::::::|:| |:::::::/:/ |::::::/:/ |=====;==| | | | | | | | | | | / / \ < < | \ \ | | | | | | | / / | ( ( / ) ) / .-'.-' jgs \_/\_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-27.txt #1556 NEVER BE THE SAME (Sat, 2003 Sep 27) .-. /()) .-'""////"`-. (.-##| '' ) ) |`-._______.-'| THIRD ROCK WILL |:::::::::: | NEVER BE THE SAME |:::::::::' | WITHOUT FRENCH STEWART |::::::::: | |::::::::' | |:::::::: | ||):::|:|) ||| ||\(/(|:|)LJ||| |::::::-. | |`-Z-'\ /`-S-:| | /->dVb<-\::| | `-::::::| | ::::::::| | ::::::::| | .::::::::| | :::::::::| | :::::::::| | ::::::::::| VK |. ::::::::::| |::.''''' | | `......::::| `-:::::::::-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-22.txt #1489 FEDERALISTS (Tue, 2003 Jul 22) .|+. .' | '. CAN WE BRING BACK THE FEDERALIST PARTY J | '. L .+. '. / J .' '. '+ +' .'|'. '+. \ '+ | "+ '+. \ F | J '. \ F | L .+. ';+ J | |.' L'; J | L J L JUNTA !!!!!! LOL | | | L L F | J J J / F | L L L _______J | | J |__________ J | J L L | | L--.,;,--' +._ | _,.+ '-|,.-' hs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-06.txt #1565 ON BOOLEANS (Mon, 2003 Oct 6) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | |_|_| | _|_| |_ |_| |_| |_| |_ _|_| |_|_|_| |_|_|_| |___|_| _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ |_|_| | |_| |_| |_| _| |_|_ | |_|_ _| |_|_ _| |_|_|_| |_|_|_| I THINK BOOLEANS ARE A BAD IDEA IN PROGRAMMING AFTER ALL WHAT IS THE POINT SINCE YOU KNOW THAT THINGS ARE TRUE OR FALSE KIND OF TO START WITH I MEAN OBVIOUSLY 3 IS TRUE AND -6 IS FALSE RIGHT ???? A LIST WITH ODD ELEMENTS IS TRUE BUT A LIST WITH ODD ELEMENTS IS FALSE A PAIR OF NUTS IS TRUE AND A PAIR OF BALLS IS FALSE RIGHT ???? RIGHT ???????? I THINK BUILDING ANYTHING INTO A BOOLEAN SHOULD BE ILLEGAL BECAUSE I HAVE NO PENIS I THINK THE OBVIOUS PROPER SOLUTION IS THAT A BOOLEAN TYPE SHOULD BE A STRUCT WITH TWO MEMBERS: "NOTUNTRUE" AND "NOTCOMPLETELYCORRECT" SO WHEN YOU WANT TO SET IT TRUE YOU SET NOTUNTRUE TO 7 AND WHEN YOU WANT IT FALSE YOU SHOULD SET IT TO NOTCOMPLETELYCORRECT ARE YOU TAKING NOTES YES I'M TALKING ABOUT PEP 285 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-12.txt #1571 BORN AGAIN, BEAT AGAIN (Sun, 2003 Oct 12) / -. / `\ I FOUND JESUS .' \ / ,._ ` HE BEATS THE CRAP OUT / _____ |/ '. ` OF ME LIKE ALL | /' '-..___.' `. `. THE REST HOWEVER | / \ '. || .' | \ || | | | || | --- .._ _, --- | || |: | ,...._ /..... | | | \ | \._ X | ____ | | | \ | ''' | | | | \ \ /' | \ | \ . ,| | \ | : '\ '--..__, ,' | ,' | \ _ ,' '\ .' | | .'.==--+'' | '`._ / | -. \..... | '`._ / : `.__ __,.'' .. '` | : \ ''`-' '--- / _,..\| : _/ __ | .' \| | ,..../ '`. tQn | .- | +-.......---' L File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-03.txt #1623 PUBLIC MASTURBATOR (Wed, 2003 Dec 3) \\\ I HAVE TO MASTURBATE COVERTLY IN PRIVATE (oO) /C \ I'D BEAT OFF IN PUBLIC (HIDING BEHIND /__/\\ BUSHES AND SIGNS) BUT I'M A SCREAMER \\__// __> U<__ _\/_ Mparre File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-17.txt #1637 WACKO JACKO (Wed, 2003 Dec 17) ____________ BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND /\ /\ / \ / \ THE WORD "WACKO" RHYMES WITH "JACKO" /____\______/ \ \ / \ / BY LAW "JACKO GOES WACKO" IS REQUIRED \ / \ / \/__________\/ AMERICA LIKES THINGS THAT RHYME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-12.txt #1329 SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT (Wed, 2003 Feb 12) _,---. (/_/)))) _____ I REALIZE WHEN I'M RAPED WITH A SPATULA \c e_e) . I'M AS MUCH TO BLAME FOR THE EVENT AS \ = ) _| THE SPATULA ,-` -(_ |o| / `-'\\ |#{) /__| ._ _)y / < \ (\_/ `.\ ____\ ,>>> | .==T=T==.__| | | / | |\ |_______| \ / /\ \ / ,' `. \ / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-06.txt #1323 DUMB TAX (Thu, 2003 Feb 6) I'M COLLECTING THE DUMB TAX / / ,---') ( -_-( ) .__/ ) _/ _/_( / _.---._ (__/ _ _) ,-._ / o \ //)__(\/,-` |_| O o o O| _\\///==o=\' |O o o O | `-' \ / \O o o/ )___\ `'-.-\\ / ,\ \ ____)_(____ / / \ \ '--..---,,--' /() >() \\_// gnv |\_\ |\_\ /,-.\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-27.txt #1433 RENFAIRE (Tue, 2003 May 27) . /:\ |:| |:| |:| *_ _ _ _ _ _ _ * |:| __ | `_' `-' `_' `-' `_' `-' `_'| ,_|:|_, / ) | | (Oo / _I_ | RENFAIRE STARTS TOMORROW ! | +\ \ || __| ^ | | ^ \ \||___| | | HIRING RETARDS, REJECTS | | \ /.:.\-\ | (*) |_ _ _ _ _ _ _ | \^/ | |.:. /-----\ | _<">_ | `_' `-' `_' `-' `_' `-' `_'| _(#)_ | |___| oOo | o+o \a/ \0 0/ \a/ (=) / || 0'\a-a/\/ UNWASHED AND UNLOVED \/\a-a/`0 |_____\ : / /_^_\ | LOSERS GET AUTOMATIC | /_^_\ | | \ \:/ || || | PUNCHINGS HOURLY | || || | | | | d|_|b_T____________________________T_d|_|b \ / | \___ / / / | \_____\ / / `-' / / -cfbd- ____________________________ / /__________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-26.txt #1432 SPACE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA (Mon, 2003 May 26) ^ I DEDICATE THIS FILET-O-FISH TO THE BRAVE CREW < > OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA | | | | THE FUTURE DOESN'T BELONG TO THE FAINTHEARTED; | | IT BELONGS TO THE BRAVE " | ^ | " | || | | || | EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS A ZIONIST CONSPIRACY ANYWAY | || ( ) || | |_|| "_" ||_| | ||/"_"\|| | |_|/ "_" \|_| | / "_" _\ | |<___"|"___>| | | ^^^ | | /_\ /_\ /|||\ """ /|||\ /|||||\ /|||||\ JD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-07.txt #1324 WORLD SERIES OF FOOTBALL (Fri, 2003 Feb 7) \\\ NFL / NFL / NFL (oO) /C \ EVIDENTLY THERE WAS SOME SORT OF VERY LARGE MAJOR LEAGUE /__/\\ FOOTBALL INCIDENT RECENTLY ALMOST LIKE THE WORLD SERIES \\__// OF FOOTBALL IF YOU WILL __> U<__ _\/_ MY MONEY'S ON THE KNICKERBOCKERS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-13.txt #1330 A SURPRISE FOR YOU (Thu, 2003 Feb 13) ( ).---.( ) I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU !!! ./.="'"=.\. NO IT'S NOT RAPE AGAIN !! |=. .=| WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ??? |_ 0 0 _| .` .---. '. HA HA I'M LYING, IT'S TOTALLY RAPE : `---' : `._ '---' _.' _:-----:._ /={ }=_\ /_.{ }-_=\ |=|{ }=|-| |=|{ }-|=| \|{ }_|/ |{ } | |{ }=| |{ } =\ |`. .'=|`\ jgs |_=`|'`=_|`\`\ .'`. __|_=_|=___| `\`\_/./`' (((__(((_____) `.__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-16.txt #1636 BREAST REDUCTION (Tue, 2003 Dec 16) _ Q: WHAT'S A WOMAN WHO WOULD EVEN CONSIDER GETTING , L\ BREAST REDUCTION FOR A SPLIT SECOND ?????? \/OO\ |/ \ /_\ ` AP _\ |_ A: A FRIGID BITCH WHO DUMPED ME LAST SUMMER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-02.txt #1622 HENRY IV (Tue, 2003 Dec 2) _.-+. DEAR SIRS, _.-"" '. +:"" '. I WROTE TO YOU SOMETIME LAST YEAR REGARDING J \ '. MY ASCII CUBE (LEFT). AT THE TIME, YOU WERE L \ _.-+ NOT INTERESTED. AT THE END OF 2003, I POLITELY | '. _.-" | REQUEST THAT YOU CONSIDER MY CUBE FOR J \ _.-" L INCLUSION IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF NEW YORKER L +" J MAGAZINE. OTHERWISE IF I GET ANOTHER GODDAMN + | | YELLOW NOTE I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR FUCKING \ | .+ ASSES!!! THAT'S RIGHT ASSHOLES I'M TOTALLY \ | .-' OFF PROBATION NOW AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM \ | .-' DISTRIBUTING LEAFLETS ABOUT MY CAUSE OR \| .-' ORGANIZING PROTESTS IN FRONT OF YOUR HOMES!!@ + FUCK YOU AND YOU AND YOU, HENRY P.S. IT'S TOTALLY BECAUSE OF YOU THAT I RETURNED A PLAYSTATION CARTRIDGE TO BLOCKBUSTER LATE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-13.txt #1572 CV QUALIFIERS (Mon, 2003 Oct 13) ._ , (`).. ,.-') (',.)-.. ,.-(..`) (,.' ,.)-.. ,.-(. `.. ) (,.' ..' .)-.. ,.-( `.. `.. ) (,.' ,.' ..')-. ,.-( `. `.. `.. ) (,.' ,.' ,.' )-.-(' `. `.. `.. ) ( ,.' ,.' _== ==_ `.. `.. ) ( ,.' _==' ~ ~ `==_ `.. ) \ _==' ----..---- `==_ ) ,.-: ,----___. .___----. -.. ,.-' ( _--====_ \/ _====--_ ) `-.. ,.-' .__.'`. `-_I0_-' `-_0I_-' .'`.__. `-.. ,.-'.' .' ( | | ) `. `.-.. ,.-' : `___--- '`.__. / __ \ .__.' `---___' : `-.. -'_________`-____________'__ \ (O) (O) / __`____________-'________`- \ . _ __ _ . / \ `V-' `-V' | | \ \ | / / V \ ~| ~/V | \ /| \~ | V JGG \ | VV YOUR POUNDING ME IN THE ASS DISCARDS CONST QUALIFIERS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-07.txt #1566 DISGUSTING PEDOPHILE (Tue, 2003 Oct 7) ..---.. THAT POOR GUY R. KELLY CAN'T GET A BREAK / \ | | I MEAN THAT DISGUSTING PEDOPHILE R. KELLY : ; CAN'T GET A BREAK \ \~/ / `, Y ,' |_|_| |===| |===| \_/ PP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-23.txt #1490 OLD SCHOOL (Wed, 2003 Jul 23) _ \`\ \ \ YES I'LL GLADLY PAY \ \ FIVE DOLLARS TO SEE \ \ WILL FARRELL STREAK \.\ \.\ WHAT OF IT \.\ _ \.\/) _ _-' ')__ (\.\/) / / \.'`'-\/)\\ \__ ,.-'(_ Y (_\.\) / < ,\ \ ,\\.\\ \_ \ _. /y(_| : |\.\| _\_\\ | : | \.\ ( `'-._>/ ) \| \.\ \ `:=. (\ \.\ \_ ( `--._)`--'\.\=7 _/|\_ \-._ `-:_ /```-3 / | `- \ t--._ Y _3 ,-' | / | /``'-.\--T x\ _/ _( ,./ / ( \ x\ _.-/ \ / < \ \ x\ <`' / |\/ `-. : \_x\ \ / | `. | \_| / `. | / `. cjr / _/\ / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-26.txt #1555 A LOOK BACK AT THE SPICE GIRLS (Fri, 2003 Sep 26) \_, _ _ \.= \\ /,~,"\ // _ __ !!!,,, _ _ ___ \\ /|o_o|( // /.-. | !!'''!!! .'_"_'. ;---,\ :\)\'=/ /'/ ||o_o|| !!!a,a!!! /|o_o|| )o,o)| \(-._.-\' |,\= || !!.=.|!! | \='/| _| =/ \_ '\ Y / .--' '-. (^( .-' '-. \~} / /'_/(-._ ( J\ \/| ) | : | / .--Y-.\\ \\/ .-,-. \// \|( |/ '.\ \\==== // _/ : (_ ( /\ -/ / \_/\----|\/ ) \_' \\ \\==// \ \'.__.'/ \\| \8" \ , ( ) \;= snd || || / |'-,-'| 9/ ) )---\ |____|\) /|/ /)| \ | / /_____/ / | ) \_||_/ | | | | | / ) ) / \ ( / \ | | )| ) | | | | |/\/ // \| | / \ \ |/ |/ |-| |-| /|/| |/ |\ |__| \__| _/ |/ | '-' '-' [_[_/ /| '=' /:( ):\ (_,(__,] '= '-' '-' BULLDYKE SNATCHY TWATSIE OREO CUNTY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-27.txt #1494 BALLPICK (Sun, 2003 Jul 27) WHO WANTS TO TAKE SOME PICTURES OF ME BENDING OVER TO PICK UP A BASKETBALL ON THIS THING JUST KIDDING I WOULD NEVER ALLOW THAT (COMMON SENSE) - ,--_--. - \ `. - "-_ _ \ - / F ) - - / / `--' - / / - / / - __/ / /,-pJ - _--"-L || ," "// - / ,-""".//\ / / // J____ J / // L/----\ . F J //__//^---' ` ___J F '----| | ` J---| F F F ` `. ` `--J L J F . .` L J J F . . J \ ," F . `.` \ "--" ," hs ` ``."-____-" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-22.txt #1551 THREE BALLS (Mon, 2003 Sep 22) ____ _ _____ |___ \ _ / | _____ |___ / __) | _| |_ | | |_____| |_ \ / __/ |_ _| | | |_____| ___) | |_____| |_| |_| |____/ I HAVE TWO BALLS (THREE IF YOU COUNT MY DICK) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-03.txt #1562 A CHALLENGE (Fri, 2003 Oct 3) ____________________________________________________________ |__|_____|_____|___|(-`{:. ~(-`{:. ~(-`{:. ~(-`|X|. |_____|_____|_____||,)~ .:}~,)~ .:}~,)~ .:}~,)~|X| .:} |__|_____|_____|___|(-`{:. ~(-`{:. ~(-`{:. ~(-`|X|. |_____|_____|_____||,)~ .:}~,)~ .:}~,)~ .:}~,)~|X| .:} |__|_____|_____|___|(-`{ -`|X|. |_____|_____|_____||,)~ I BET IF WE TRIED REALLY ~|X| .:} |__|_____|_____|___|(-`{ HARD WE COULD SUCK EACH `|X|. |_____|_____|_____||,)~ OTHERS' DICKS WITH ONLY ~|X| .:} |__|_____|_____|___|(-`{ OUR GOOGLY FAGGOT EYES `|X|. |_____|_____|_____||,)~ ~|X| .:} |__|_____|_____|___|(-`{:. ~(- \ / ~(-`|X|. |_____|_____|_____||,)~ .:}~,)~ oO\ @@ .:}~,)~|X| .:} |__|_____|_____|__/~(-`{:. ~(-`{:/|| /||\. ~(-`|X|. |_____|_____|_____|................ dd bb ......),'X:.... |__|_____|_____|_/-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'-._.'X/.-'-. |_____|_____|___/.-' '-.-' '-.-' '-.-' '-.-' '-.-' 'X/ '-.-' |__|_____|_____(-'-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'-./XX/_.-'-. |_____|_____|___|.-' '-.-' '-.-' '-.-' '-.-' '-.-/XX|' '-.-' |__|_____|_____||'-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'/XX.'._.-'-. |_____|_____|___|.-' '-.-' ___-' '-.-' '-.-' '-/XXX|-' '-.-' |__|_____|_____|_\-._.-'-._| |-._.-'-._.-'-._..'XX/'-._.-'-. |_____|_____|_____\' '-.-' | \' '-.-' '-.-' '|XXX/.-' '-.-' |__|_____|_____|___|_.-'-._|___\_.-'-._.-'-._/XXX/-'-._.-'-. |_____|_____|_____|| '-.-' '-.-' '-.-' '-.-'/XXX.'-.-' '-.-' |__|_____|_____|___|_.-'-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'-/XXXX|.-'-._.-'-. |_____|_____|_____|| '-.-'/\-.-' '-.-' '-./XXXX| '-.-' '-.-' |__|_____|_____|___|_.-'-/ /-'-._.__-._.-/XXXXX|_.-'-._.-'-. |_____|_____|_____|| '-.-\/'-.-' '\ \' '.'XXXX/' '-.-' '-.-' |__|_____|_____|___|_.-'-._.-'-._.-\/._.|XXXX/-._.-'-._.-'-. |_____|_____|_____|| '-.-' '-___ '-.-' /XXXXX/-' '-.-' '-.-' +------------------+_.-'-._.-L_/_.-'-./XXXXX|'-._.-'-._.-'-. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-17.txt #1576 ALL CRIPPLES ARE STUPID YOU SEE (Fri, 2003 Oct 17) ____ /` ))) / `6 6 ) , > \___\ _=/ __/ /__ ===.__/`)__ _|\ \/ ,/ _)_)_\ /./\ ( \ \ \_\ )_,-'`-./_______ _( \======+________ \ //|__ | , ) \ %' `% |____/ /\ \ % ' %' \ /__/\ \/,\ % -o- % \ )/ \_ ) \ % ' % ,'/ ,' ,\ \ b'ger % % / /\_'__,' '-` % % \/( o ) JUST BECAUSE I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT THE BEST DAMNED RUGBY PLAYER IN THE COUNTY WAIT WHICH ONE IS RUGBY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-06.txt #1626 CONVERTED CRAP (Sat, 2003 Dec 6) THIS IS A STEAMING TURD I ATE, PROCESSED WITHIN MY ALIMENTARY CANAL, AND SHIT OUT AGAIN !!!!! ASCII ART RULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ( ) / ( ( (##)---._ _ ) b "' `----- _ _ _ \ ( 88_ `-----(##) ___888b__ "' _d888888888b ( ( ___d888888888888_ ) ) d88888888888888888b ( ( d8888888888888888888__ ___8888888888888888888888b d88888888888888888888888888b 888888888888888888888888888P Y8888Zot888888888888888888P ALSO THOSE FLYING THINGS ARE POO SPACESHIPS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-12.txt #1632 THE PERFECT CRIME (Fri, 2003 Dec 12) I'M SMILING BECAUSE I JUST GOT AWAY SCOT-FREE WITH MOLESTING MY KIDS ___A___ / | \ / __ | __ \ |/ o\_/o \| (.--(_)--.) .===/.-'\_/`-.\===. .'\ / \ / `. /___ |_\ /_|___\_ <____>'\ `. ,' /`<____> / / >==`-._.-'==< / / _/===' / ,---:---. \/==,' / _ / |__/v^v^v^v^v\__) \ \)|) |V^V^V^V^V^V^V|\__/ || \`-----|-----'/ || \--.__|__,--/ || |____|____| || <_____X_____> /A || A\ \....|..../ // \||/ \\ \ | / (( [] )) / v | v \ \\ / \ // / ,^ \ \V V/ `--' `--' hjw/Zot File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-22.txt #1428 FAMOUS PERSON (Thu, 2003 May 22) _.---._ /\\ AS A FAMOUS PERSON I FEEL IT'S MY OBLIGATION ./' "--`\// TO VOICE MY OPINIONS ON SUBJECTS COMPLETELY ./ o \ UNRELATED TO WHY I AM FAMOUS !!!!!!!!!!!! /./\ )______ \__ \ ./ / /\ \ | \ \ \ \ JUST SAY NO TO WAR IN ______ (FILL IN NAME) / / \ \ | |\ \ \7 " " " " VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-17.txt #1334 TRY ME (Mon, 2003 Feb 17) TRY JERKING OFF WITH ME ON JUST ONCE JUST TO SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO TRY IT FILL ME WITH YOUR PROTEIN ALREADY _ _| |_ /~ ~\ /' `\ ( ) | (o ) (o ) | | | | \_ _/ | | ~~~ | | | | | | | | | | | | | _| |_ (~\_ _/~) `\_ ~~-------~~ _/' Ts97 ~~---------~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-03.txt #1320 GOLD BOX DIARY (Mon, 2003 Feb 3) .=~~~~~~~=. {:.. } \::._:._.:. / `~| O |~` .'`~~~~~~~`'. / o o \ : )(_)( ; \ '.___.' / `.,__`=' _,.' jgs /__\V/__\ /\\ / / \ \/`\/ I KEEP A DIARY YOU KNOW !!! EVERY NIGHT BEFORE BED I WRITE AN ENTRY DETAILING EACH OF MY GOLD BOX OFFERS !!! THIS WAY I'LL NEVER EVER FORGET File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-02.txt #1319 ANOTHER VERY SPECIAL EPISODE (Sun, 2003 Feb 2) _ jgs ./ | _________________ / / / __________ //\_ /' / | (__________) ||.' `-.________________________ / / | __________ ||`._.-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` / \ \__(__________)__\\/ | `\ | | ___________________ | |___________________...-------'''- - - =- - = - = `. /| | \- = = - -= - = - =- = - =| ( | | |= -= - = - = - = - =--= = - = =| \| |___________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_- -=_=-=_=_= -| | | ```-------...___________________.' |________| \ / _ | | ,,,,,,, /=\ ,-' `-, /\___________ (\\\\\\\||=| | | \/~~~~~~~~~~~` ^^^^^^^ \=/ `--------' ` THIS HAMMER, SCREWDRIVER, NAIL, AND SCREW WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND THEIR HEARTFELT SORROW TO THE CREW AND FAMILIES OF THE COLUMBIA SPACE SHUTTLE IF WE MAY TAKE THIS MOMENT TO EXAMINE THE CURRENT MANNED SPACEFLIGHT DEATH SCORECARD: USA: 17 FORMER SOVIET UNION: HUNDREDS CHINA: HUNDREDS SO HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU AND LET'S KEEP GOING HERE PEOPLE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-16.txt #1333 SUNDIAL (Sun, 2003 Feb 16) _ | | | | I'M A HOMOGNOMON | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | tQn ___| |___ / |_| \ \_________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-23.txt #1429 SECRET OF PHOTO 51 (Fri, 2003 May 23) . ,-"-. ,-"-. ,-"-. ,-"-. ,-"-. , X | | \ / | | X | | \ / | | X | | \ / / \| | |X| | |/ \| | |X| | |/ \| | |X| `-!-' `-!-" `-!-' `-!-' `-!-' `- Ojo A WOMAN REALLY DISCOVERED DNA !!!!! YEAH RIGHT SHE JUST MADE THE COFFEE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-13.txt #1633 M8 (Sat, 2003 Dec 13) I'M FROM A RETARDED COUNTRY . SO I SAY "M8" A LOT /\ /l ((.Y(! / \ |/ / / 6~6, \ _ +-. \`-=--^-' \ \ _/ \ ( . Y /"\ `--^--v--. / _ `--"T~\/~\/ / " ~\. ! _ Y Y./' Y^| | |~~7 | l | / ./' | `L | Y .^/~T | l ! | |/| | | .`\/' | Y | ! RC l "~ j l j_L______ \,____{ __"~ __ ,\_,\_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-07.txt #1627 RIDDLE ME THIS (Sun, 2003 Dec 7) .::7777::-. /:'////' `::>/|/ ,.-----__ .', |||| `/( e\ ,:::://///,:::-. -==~-'`-Xm````-mr' `-_\ /:''/////// ``:::`;/|/ /' |||||| :://'`\ , .' , |||||| `/( e \ \/ -===~__-'\__X_`````\_____/~`-._ `. ., ~~ ~~ `~-' _____ /` '\/ ,::////;::-. \| o /:'///// ``::>/|/ \/ .', |||| `/( e\ -==~-'`-Xm````-mm-' `-_\ \, SdM RIDDLE ME THIS !!!! IF I HAVE SEX WITH AN ANIMAL OF THE SAME GENDER (ARMADILLOS PICTURED HERE AS AN EXAMPLE) DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY OR AM I JUST SPLITTING HAIRS ?????? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-16.txt #1575 MEDICINE WOMAN (Thu, 2003 Oct 16) ____ /(( )) ( )6 6( ) (_) l (_) DR. QUINN, DISPOSABLE COCKSUCKER \ <> ) ____) (_____ ( \____/ ) ) ( )( ) ( / / \ / \ \ / / \ / \ \ \ \ )==( / / \ \ / \ / / '\\/ \//' '|\` '|\` \ / \ / ) ( jgs/akg / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ `-...., ,..-' `-..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-02.txt #1561 RAINING DOWN (Thu, 2003 Oct 2) ------ _____ / \ ___\ ___/ ___ THE DONGS/DICKS ARE --/- ___ / \/ / / / \ RAINING DOWN ON ME / / \__ //_ \ (THEY ARE WEIGHTED / \ / ___ | DOWN WITH METAL) | ___ \/+--/ / \__ \ \ / \__ | / \ /____ / / | / _____/ ___ \/ /\ \__ / / | | / \____/ \ / // // / / // / /\ /-_-/\//-__- / / // / \__// / / / // // / / // / // / // / /// // / / / // / // // // // / // / / / / / / / / / / /// / / / // // / // // /// / / / / / / /// / // / / // / / / / // /// / /// / / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-23.txt #1552 GOODBYE GALILEO (Tue, 2003 Sep 23) FUCK YOU JUPITER EAT OUR SPACE TRASH NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNNNNNNNMMNNNNNNNNNNMNNNNNNNNNNNN##N# MMMMNMMMMNMNMMMMNNMNNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNMMMNNMMNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN## MNMMNMNMMNNNMNNMNNNNNNNMN#NN#MMHHHMMMMMMMMMHH#NNNNNNMNMNMNNNNNNNN##NN NNNNNNNNNMMMNMNMNNNNNNNNN#HMH@@@@@H@gggmgggMHMMMMMNNMMNMNMMNMNNNNNNN# MNMNMNNNNNNNNNNNMNN###MHH@HggHHHHmqHHHHHbbkHqHqmggMMMNMMNMNNNNNNNNNNN MNNMNNMMNNNNNN##HHHHH@@@@HHHHbkkWWWWWpWWyyVWbWpWHbHHHHMMMMNNMNNNNNNNN NNMNNNNNNNNNNN##HHMHHHHHmHHWHHHWWZXXXWXuX0UUZOOCzzOOXXWHMMMNMNMMNNMNN NNMNMNMNNNNN#HHMHMMgHHqHgHHHbWHWzzXZwrrvz0C?!`+:+;;++1zZWHMMNMNNMNMNN NNNNNNNNN####HH@@ggHHHgHHWwdWUUwOzz??7!`...^^^````^^:;+1OXWMMNMNNNNNN NNNMNNNN##HMM@HmHkbWWHWXXVOXUI+!``^^^....`````...````^^.+zOUHMNMNNNMN NNNNNNNN#HHMmgmHbWWU0OI1+!!^^`^...`.... `. ` ```......+zwXWMMNNNNNN NN#NN###M@@@HHWUUOI+;++:+```.. ....^^^`` `` ````. ...?+=lzOwWHM#MNNNN N##N###MMHqHWXOtzz+++?:^^^.^...`````.... `` .....++1lzrOzwXWWWMMNNN# N###HHM@HHfWXwIz?;;;+?+^```..``````. ........??+?++1lztOvOC11zwWMM#NN ####HH@gkbfWXwOOz++!!`...^...........?!+++;+??zzzzz+?!!!!+++zzwWHM#NN ###HHH@mqHWXzO1??;++....++??+++++1+z?++uzzzwrOOz!````....+=twuZWHM#N# ###HH@gmHWZXwwOzzwzz=zOOI+lOAa&dkwXZXZOO7C?!+?!``.......+??zrOOXWHH#N N##HH@@HHWkWHHHMmHWHkkwXdWbpWWWU0C1++`````....^..+++;?;;;?1ztzjwXHM## N##HHHHMM@HH@@HHgmHkkHWUC`?1OOC+++^...^^..++...++;;::::.JxwXXkXXWHH## NN#NN##HHHM@@@HHHHHWHUC:...O1++::^^...++11?++?1+;+++uwrwXXVVOwWfWHMMH NNNNN###MHMMMHHHWUZwXwOOttIz?=+++zztl11???1zzuzzOrwwOOC+++zzwwXWHMM## MNNNN#MMMmHHHHWSuXwXXXOOOzzzzll==1+?+zuwXXVOIzOOz1?+;+?++zwXXUUWW@M## NN###HH@@HmqqkWWWfWWyWuXrrOlzzzuuAkXUV11zzz=1??;?++++uwZUVOZOuXWWMH## N####HHH@@gggmHkpWyyXwkXkkQkWWW9Y111=1111zzz++++zwXXUVz?+++?zXyWWMNMH N##NNN#HH@@gqHWHkkWHHHHHfU0C1uzwwwAdkXwuwzuwwzwOOz+!`.`:+:?+1wWHM#NN# NNNNNN#HMMMMMMH@MHWUuXwwC+dXUVz???zz7UUUUUVC?1z?!```.^^...++zwXMMNNN# NNN###NN###HMMHHkXWkwwzuXUwOO11++++++zOtlz??!````...`....++uXWM#M#NN# NN###N####MMgHkkkWWWXkWHSzwwwwXwXwtv!!!`...^^...^....?++ywXWHMMNN#### NNNN######HH@HHHgHHpWWHbWWXWWUUwOzzz!`^.^^^^.....++uwXXWkWHMMMNNNN### NNNN####H#HHMMMHHHWWWHHHHHWWUVO1?;;+?+?++++zzuOz+zzXXWkWHHMM#NNNNN### NNNNNNN####HMMHHHkWkkWHkpWZXwOzwOlz+uwzzwwwX0dWyyWWWWWWHMMNNNNNNNN### NNNNNNNNNNN######HMH@MMWwwzyXWWkQkkkukXXVWXWWWWWWWWWHMMM#NNNNMNNNN### NN#NNNNNNNNN###N##HHHHHHHHH@@@@HXXHmqkHHWWWWWWWHgHHM####NNNNNNNNNN##H NNNNNNNNNNNNN##########MMHMH@MH@MggqkqHHHHHHHMHHHHH#NNNNNNNNNNNNNNHH# NNNNMNNMNNNNNN#NNNN###NNNN#HHMHMMMMNNMMHMM#####N##NNNNNNNNMNNNNN##### NNNNNMNNMNMNNNNNNNNNNN##N##NNNN###N########NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN#### NMNNMNNNNNNMNMNMNMNNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN##### NNMNNNNNNMNNMNNNMNNMNNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNNN####NNNNNNNN###NNNNN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-26.txt #1493 WHY I BECAME A COP (Sat, 2003 Jul 26) I WANTED TO BECOME A COP SO I COULD HAVE , A GUN AND SHOOT GIRLS WHO DUMPED ME WHEN __ _.-"` `'-. I WAS A KID /||\'._ __{}_( |||| |'--.__\ WHOOPS WAS THAT OUT LOUD | L.( ^_\^ \ .-' | _ | __/ | | )\___/ | \-'`:._] jgs \__/; '-. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-30.txt #1497 MURDER + FUCKING = MURDERFUCKING (Wed, 2003 Jul 30) EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MURDERFUCKING WHORES I LEARNED FROM MY CAT (`. ) ) ( ( \ \ \ \ .-' `-. / `. ( ) `-._ , _ ) ,' (.\--'( \ ( ) / \ \ \_( / ( <6 (6 \_)))\ ( `._ .:Y)__ ''' \ `-._.'`---^_))) `-._ ))) ``` ``` hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-24.txt #1491 WORST JACUZZI EVER (Thu, 2003 Jul 24) .''''. /,.--. ) .'``. __ __((\- -(\) _______.' \_.-'''' ``' /)) - .\| __....::::::::::'''''''/ . \'''''''::::::(/ `-'`.) .:'::. . o ~ . ~ o ~ / / '.o ~ . _.....--- ` \ ':. ':::::.___.____,___/ ,'_\ \ _.-'___..___..._,' ':. o~ `::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' (\ `':. o ~ o .. o , ~ \ . o~ -. ~ .'.:'\'( ':. ,.. o ~ o . , 'o. ~ o ~ o'.:' \(/ '. o ~ . ~ o ~ ',o : : .' .' ('\/ | '-._ ~ o , o , . ~._ _.o_.-' \/ ) ( '- .._ . ~ ~ _.. -' ''' - .,.,. - ''' (:' .:) :| '| |. || HINT: || :| THESE :| |' BUBBLES || :| AIN'T '| || FROM |: ': CARBONATION || :| __..--:| |'--..__ _...-' _.' |' :| '.__ '-..._ / - ..--- ''''' ---... _ \ LGB \ _____ ..-- --.. ____ / '-----....._________.....-----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-09.txt #1538 THE KEY'S SPEECH (Tue, 2003 Sep 9) __ /o \_____ \__/-="="` __ / o\ \_ / I'M AN ASS KEY <| <| FUCKING USE ME jgs <| ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-21.txt #1550 YOU BE THE JUDGE (Sun, 2003 Sep 21) ____ .--`` _``--. I LIKE TO REFER TO THE /`- __- -\ \ \\`'. FAIRER SEX AS "CH1X0RZ" // /` `\ \ \\ \ \ BECAUSE EITHER THEY REALLY / /.` `. \ \ _\'. LIKE THAT OR I'M A .-. |// ,,, `._.-` `'.-. COMPLETE TOOL / \/ .'` `'. .'` `'. \ / \ /` /=. |/ .--. \/ .--. \ _ `\ NOT SURE WHICH /` \ | / ` || / ` | /-& `\ AT THIS POINT `\ .'-: | : || | : -'. /` `\ | '\ '/ \\ ..` | /` `\ \ (_ `--'` ~~ `'--` _) / /` (_) `--..________..--` (_) `-.___ `-==-` ___.-` /; `-.____.-` `\ /; # \ /: ^ _.-$ \ |# |=====----` _.|# | | _|&====----'` |# | |_.` |##? | `._| | |## | | \_.-``.? .``-._/ | /\ \ / /\ | \ \ `. ____ |` / / \_\ _ /_/ | ` ^ | |# / \ |# |# `. |# |# | .` |# | |? \% \ |# | : --- | |_________| | \ / \ / )(_(_( \ / ) _) _/(__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-18.txt #1485 ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (Fri, 2003 Jul 18) WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE TERMINATOR CAN'T BE PRESIDENT ?????? THIS FUCKING CONSTITUTION (TEAR, SHRED, URINATE) / / _ _ (o)-(o) .-( " )-. / /`'-=-'`\ \ __\ _\ \___/ /_ /__ /| /|\ /|\ |\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-28.txt #1587 ANGELINA JOLIE (Tue, 2003 Oct 28) _ _ (`-`;-"```"-;`-`) \.' './ ANGELINA JOLIE IS PERFECT / \ IN HER NEW ROLE AS THE WHORE ; 0 0 ; WITH PONYTAILS THAT JUST BEG /| = = |\ TO BE YANKED ; \ '._Y_.' / ; ; `-._ \|/ _.-' ; AMONG OTHER THINGS ; `"""` ; ; `""-. .-""` ; /; '--._ \ / _.-- ;\ : `. `/|| ||\` .' : '. '-._ _.-' .' jgs (((-'` `"""""` `'-))) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-14.txt #1573 WHEN I JERK OFF (Tue, 2003 Oct 14) __)), WHEN I JERK OFF I CAN SEE GOD //_ _) ( "\" AND HE IS NOT VERY APPROVING \_-/ ,---/ '---. / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-11.txt #1631 CLOCKSTOPPERS (Thu, 2003 Dec 11) WHICH WAS BETTER?? CLOCKSTOPPERS OR HOLES .--. ,-.------+-.| ,-. ,--=======* )"("")===)===* ) o `-"---==-+-"| `-" O '--' JW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-05.txt #1625 THE SPACETIME CONTINUUM WONDERS (Fri, 2003 Dec 5) WHAT IF I'M GAY #_ d ##_ d# NN#p j0NN 40NNh_ _gN#B0 4JF@NNp_ _g0WNNL@ JLE5@WRNp_ _g@NNNF3_L _F`@q4WBN@Np_ _gNN@ZL#p"Fj_ "0^#-LJ_9"NNNMp__ _gN#@#"R_#g@q^9" a0,3_j_j_9FN@N@0NMp__ __ggNZNrNM"P_f_f_E,0a j L 6 9""Q"#^q@NDNNNMpg____ ____gggNNW#W4p^p@jF"P"]"j F rNrr4r*pr4r@grNr@q@Ng@q@N0@N#@NNMpmggggmqgNN@NN@#@4p*@M@p4qp@w@m@Mq@r#rq@r F Jp 9__b__M,Juw*w*^#^9#""EED*dP_@EZ@^E@*#EjP"5M"gM@p*Ww&,jL_J__f F j -r#^^0""E" 6 q q__hg-@4""*,_Z*q_"^pwr""p*C__@""0N-qdL_p" p J" 3""5^^0r- t J __,Jb--N""", *_s0M`""q_a@NW__JP^u_p"""p4a,p" _F""V--wL,_F_ F # _,Jp*^#""9 L 5_a*N"""q__INr" "q_e^"*,p^""qME_ y"""p6u,f j' f "N^--LL_ L ] k,w@#"""_ "_a*^E ba-" ^qj-""^pe" J^-u_f _f "q@w,j f jL #_,J@^""p `_ _jp-""q _Dw^" ^cj*""*,j^ "p#_ y""^wE_ _F F"^qN,_j w*^0 4 9__sAF" `L _Dr" m__m""q__a^"m__* "qA_ j" ""Au__f J 0^-- ] J_,x-E 3_ jN^" `u _w^*_ _RR_ _J^w_ j" "pL_ f 7^-L_F # jLs*^6 `_ _&*" q _,NF "wp" "*g" _NL_ p "-d_ F ]"*u_F ,x-"F ] Ax^" q hp" `u jM""u a^ ^, j" "*g_ p ^mg_ DH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-21.txt #1427 GAY VAMPIRE (Wed, 2003 May 21) I'M A VAMPIRE LIKE ANY OTHER VAMPIRE EXCEPT IN THAT I ALSO SUCK DICK ~"""~ /,/,/,/\\\ __ /,/,/,/,,\\`\ Y#b. /,/, \\\\D###D. d#\_/ \_/\####D d##\/, | | /,/####P d###\, (. .) ,_/####P d######\ ,v"v. ,#####P d########\ \"""/ / ###P" d########\_____/ \##P #b T########\ /##b ###b__)########`---=/###########b ############ || /#############b #######P" || // .###########H ####P || // T#########H #### || // T#######H #### ||// T#####H #### | / T###H #### |/ T#H BN WAIT THAT *IS* LIKE ALL OTHER VAMPIRES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-28.txt #1345 BUKKAKE VICTIM NUMBER ONE (Fri, 2003 Feb 28) I'M HERE TO AUDITION FOR THE PART OF BUKKAKE VICTIM NUMBER ONE NO I DIDN'T BRING MY OWN TOOTHBRUSH SORRY FROWNY FACE I'LL JUST CONCENTRATE MAINLY ON PASTING MY EYES SHUT IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE SIRS ,-\';__. ./ ( _\)_\\ // )(e (e( ) ( ` ( > // __\__/' __=/`\ /' ` ~/ ) ) | _ ,(_,_/ / /\ o ) o)\ / , \` - - \___ __/ /___\ |\____, \____________ __\ \_ __\ c '_____). \____ ______| ___`o=._ / _.-'\____ '\/_________| / | /_.-' _.-') ''' ' -.-/_ |___.-'_/ | | (_\_r \ | | q_| ` | | ||\ ' ' | `I \ | | \ \ | ' ) ' / / | / / / | ' , / / | ___________| / /_____________.____ b'ger______| / /___________________|_ Stef_______/(`(______________________| / | \ . .. | ,`._\ '-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-09.txt #1415 TURNTABLE (Fri, 2003 May 9) %%%% %%%%-( _%%%%%_/ \ ' / _%%%%%%%% - (_) - _%%%%%%%/ \% / , \ %%%%%%%%%\\ \_ %%%%%% \ \\ ) /\_/ /(___. \ '----' ( / ) ---....____/ (_____ __ _ ___ ___ __ _ _ _____ _ _ ___ / )---...___ =-= = -_= -=_= _-=_-_ -=- =-_ ,' ( ```--.._= -_= -_= _-=- -_= _=- ,-' ) ``--._=-_ =-=_-= _-= _ '-._ '-..___( ``-._=_-=_- =_-= ``---....__) `-._-=_-_=- )|)| `-._=-_ gnv '-'-.\_ `-. I KNOW THAT THROUGH ALL THE STRUGGLE THERE'S A BRIGHT ROAD AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW WHATEVER YOUR DILEMMA MAY BE YOU'LL LEARN LIFE IS WORTH IT WATCH THE TABLES TURN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-14.txt #1331 CARRY ON (Fri, 2003 Feb 14) ,====,,'''',,, _____________________________________ _______||__||_______ ''', /' | | | |y.a.s.| | | ; /' Name: ______ABUDLLA_J._BADGUY______ | | | | | | | ; / o | | | | ___|_|__ | '''\ Address: ____SOME_CROWDED_AREA_____ | | | | |ISRAEL| | `\ | | | | """|"|"" | `\.____________________________________| |dcau|_|______|_|____| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-15.txt #1332 RENEGAMER (Sat, 2003 Feb 15) _ /;:`. ______ _,-'._,' _,--''' `'-._,-'_,-' `' ,' ` - .,_ __,-' ),-' ( __|-`' . _,'/ PLEASE REFER TO ME AS THE "RENEGADE `--...'___,..--' / GAMER" OR "RENEGAMER" IN THE FAMILIAR / _/,-'_,-' (`---'' _,-' |_,- `----''|_,--' jrei -' _,-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-01.txt #1318 THE REAMING LESSON (Sat, 2003 Feb 1) .=@=. / \ | ^.^ | ( (_) ) .-'---'-. / . . \ _/ /| , |\ \_ (__/{`"==="`}\__) /\_ _/\ _| /`"`\ |_ jgs ( \ / \ / ) \_/ \_/ LOOK WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS !!! IT JUST DOESN'T GO ANY WIDER, JERKFACE !!! YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO KEEP POKING AND SHOVING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-08.txt #1414 THE RAIN IN SPAIN FALLS MAINLY IN THE (Thu, 2003 May 8) , // ,,/ ,.// ,/ ,// / /, // ,/, /, // ,/, /, // ,/,_|_// ,/ ,, ,/, // ,/ /, //, /,/ /, /,.-' '-. ,// ////, // ,/,/, // /// , ,/,/ \ // ,,///, // ,/,/, // , ,/ , ^^^^^|^^^^^ ,// /// /,,/,/, ///, // / // | O , // ,/, //, ///, // ,/ ,/ ,, J\/|\_ |+'(` , |) ^ ||\|||\|/` | /,/ | || ,)// |\/-\|| ||| |\] . / /,, /| . , ///, . /, // ,//, / , / ejm \ \ ). //, ,( ,/,/, // ,/, THESE ARE THE LARGEST RAINDROPS I HAVE EVER SEEN HOLY CHRIST THAT'S NOT RAIN GOD IS PISSING ON ME I NEVER SHOULD HAVE IGNORED THAT ROMANS 1 THING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-20.txt #1426 SACRED BEAST (Tue, 2003 May 20) CAREFUL BABY JESUS I THINK THAT COW MIGHT BE JEWISH IF HE TRIES ANYTHING JUST FORCE HIM TO EAT HIMSELF WAIT THAT'S HINDU WHATEVER THEY'RE BOTH JUST CODENAME FOR TERRORISTS _,-,_ ((()))) )(e e)( (| - |) _)(\_/)(_ _._.--''--/` \ / `\ ,-`\ \ _/ ^ \ / a`-.| ,====, ,-'~~'-,_ _,--''--,_ ( |\a \ ((`. .)) 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SURROUND ALL OF YOUR S-EXPRESSIONS WITH PAIN OR I WILL MAKE YOU PAY WITH M-EXPRESSIONS 2. I'M GOING TO CONS YOUR TWO BALLS TOGETHER TO MAKE ONE ASS 3. AFTERWARDS I'LL CAR YOUR FACE AND CDR ALL OVER YOUR CHEST AND THEN SEND YOU HOME IN A CAB 4. PROGN YOUR MOTHER AND APPLY YOUR MOUTH TO MY MAPCAR 5. OKAY I'M SPENT GET OUT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-25.txt #1492 CHOKEY THE LITTLE RETARD (Fri, 2003 Jul 25) , _,-""-._ THIS IS THE STORY OF ," ". 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I'M A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD TWAT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-26.txt #1371 TORSO (Wed, 2003 Mar 26) THANKS FOR SEVERING MY TORSO AND THROWING ME IN THE EBBING TIDE JERKS / / _.---. /__.__ `' (' `\ `. ___ `|_. ,_. ( ' .-' `-. (\ q o- | ' .' `. )| { ( \ : : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~( \ ~ . \ )~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ) `- `. | ~~ / / ` ' ' . .~ ' ( '_.'\ '~ ~ /( `-/ ..' :~. ~~~~~ (/ \ `-' ( ' '. kOs ~~~ '. '-. . ' > ) ~~ '~. `-' -'(/ /) `~~~~~~ `~._ '.-' )) ~~~~`'-.~- . File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-02.txt #1439 SPIKE (Mon, 2003 Jun 2) o EEK / HELP / SPIKE /_\ ('-') OH NO / MOLLY /| V |\ |=o=| |___| d b kirara File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-16.txt #1453 NAUGHTIEST NERD BOY YET (Mon, 2003 Jun 16) I'M A FAGGOT ME TOO GREAT LET'S SUCK COCK \ \ / _ ,,, , ~.. 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"88 (| -_- |) O\ = /O ____/`---'\____ .' \\| |// `. / \\||| : |||// \ / _||||| -:- |||||_ \ | | \\\ - /'| | | | \_| `\`---'// |_/ | \ .-\__ `-. -'__/-. / ___`. .' /--.--\ `. .'___ ."" '< `.___\_<|>_/___.' _> \"". | | : `- \`. ;`. _/; .'/ / .' ; | \ \ `-. \_\_`. _.'_/_/ -' _.' / ===========`-.`___`-.__\ \___ /__.-'_.'_.-'================ `=--=-' hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-06.txt #1382 MAGNETO AND GANDALF (Sun, 2003 Apr 6) , _,- (\ _,-',' ANYONE NOTICE THAT BOTH GANDALF \\ ,-" ,' AND MAGNETO ARE BOTH HOMOS ?????? \\ ,' ,' \\ _:.----__.-."-._,-._ WHAT THE FUCK MAN \\ .-".:--`:::::.:.:' ) `-. \\ `. ::L .::::::'`-._ ( ) : I DON'T THINK THE \\ ":::::::' `-. `-_ ) ,' ORIGINAL AUTHORS \\.._/_`:::,' `. . `-: INTENDED THAT LITTLE TWIST :" _ "\"" `-_ . ` `. "\\"":--\ `-.__ ` . `. \\':: \ _-"__`--.__ ` . `. _,--..- \\ :: \_-":)( ""-._ ` `.-'' \\`:`-":::/ \\ . . `-. : LET'S HOPE THEY DON'T :\\:::::::' \\ ` . `. : MAKE SEQUELS WHERE :\\:':':' . \\ `, : : THEY BOTH ANNOUNCE : \\ . \\ . `. : TO THE WORLD ABOUT __`:\\ . \\ . ` ,' ,: : HOW GAY THEY ARE _,---"" : \\ ' \\ . :-" AND KISS AND STUFF ,-"" : \\: . : \\ ` ' ,' ' : : \ . \\ . _,' : . ' : :` `,-' ,--' : : : ,'-._,' ,-' _: : :8: ,--' :dd`-._,'-._.__-""' ,' ,----' _.----' THE ORIGINAL AUTHORS __..--"" BEING OF COURSE GILBERT AND SULLIVAN "" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-10.txt #1386 A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS (Thu, 2003 Apr 10) _______ ..-'` ````---. .' ___ .'````.'SS'. / ..-SS####'. /SSHH##'. | .'SSSHHHH##|/#/#HH#H####'. / .'SSHHHHH####/||#/: \SHH#####\ / /SSHHHHH#####/!||;`___|SSHH###\ -..__ /SSSHHH######. \SSSHH###\ `.'-.''--._SHHH#####.' 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Q: WAR *HUNH* WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? \ \/ V '. \ || | '._ _,cmmmnc,_ \___68FS___\'-._=----+- _______________,.-=:3H)###C-- `c._ :|=--------------`---"'`. ` `. `. `, `~""==="~` `'-.___ ,dH] ' =(*)= : ---==;=--; . ; +-- -_ .-` :HH]_:______________ ____,.........__ _____,.----=-"~ ` ;:""'"'----._.------\` : . `.'`'"'"'"P |: .-'==-.__)___\. : . .'`___L~___( |: _.'` '| / \.: . .-`""` `'"' `--' \: ._.-' dew }_`============>- A: KILLING KRAUTS/JAPS/WOPS (UNTIL THEY SURRENDER) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-25.txt #1615 BORING PORN (Tue, 2003 Nov 25) IF POSTING BORING PORN WERE ILLEGAL .@@@@@, 99% OF YOU FUCKERS WOULD BE LOCKED @@@@@@@@, AWAY FOR LIFE aa`@@@@@@ (_ ?@@@@ =' @@@@" \ (``` //`\ / | || \ | || / | || / |_|\ | |_| \ \ ((( | `\ | |____| | || | || | || /~)) /_/YY jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-24.txt #1614 WELCOME BACK RUSH (Mon, 2003 Nov 24) \ O _\--__ WELCOME BACK RUSH / USA \_______ __|_______|------' WE SURE MISSED YOU BUDDY . //------------\\ ....\____________/ MMMM MY ASS THEN MY MOUTH MMMMMMM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-30.txt #1620 LONELY (Sun, 2003 Nov 30) I'M LONELY IN HERE .__ .-". / (o\"\ | | / \_\ | | _.---:_ | ("-..-" / "-.-" / / | "--" AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-18.txt #1608 THERE MUST BE A PONY IN HERE SOMEWHERE (Tue, 2003 Nov 18) .'. . NOW THAT AOL/TIME WARNER .' ,'. IS JUST TIME WARNER ,' .' .' . I CAN FEEL COMFORTABLE . ,' : ' .' : ABOUT THIS STUMP ,-' ` ' , ' ' : UP MY ASS ,' ', ' ' : ,'_ ___ . , . ' : .' .,' ` /: / . : `-- -. ' : / . ; |6) 6) C), . ; ; ., .,' :. . `. o : :. ; `-..' :._ :| ' ,' /_ `. :| .' '.__/ `. .:| _.' : .' | .:-' .'|/ / `. , / ,' `. / ,' ,'"--.._ `. / / ,' `-. `. .' / ,'""""""'---.._j `. ,'.' ,' '-. . .' ' / ,--.._ `. : / ,' .' / `-.._ | ; _.' . / / `"--...._L__.-'____ .' .-' ,' ,' / / /( ( / / / / :;':,'/ ,' \ \ \ ) \ ( ( ( ( , ,' . ) ) / / \ \ \ @ ) ,'.' ,' ( ( ( ( @ ) ) \ \| ,'.' ,' \ \ \ \ / / @ ) | / ' ,' | || | V ( / / /| .' ' . | | | | | .' / | , ' . / )| | | |( @ ) \ / / . / ) / | | | \ / ( \ ' / _..' ,' / / / | \ | \ \ \ ,'_ ; ,'WwwwWwwwWuwWuwWWuWuwuwwWW,' ,''( ,'. /\ \.'. .'. '. "" `-' mh/Zot ,',' '; \| ',' '.' '.'. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-11.txt #1509 THALIDOMIDE SKELETON (Mon, 2003 Aug 11) _.-'--._ .-' \ MY ASIAN SISTER / ) IS REALLY HOT ( __ / ( ( *)(* / \ `' |' / __..--. `c \ oo ___/ _.--'' _. `. c `--.=== .-' .-'' `. \ c`-.__ | / .-' ) ) c`-b `--' / .-' .-'.-' _.._ __ / `b' _____ .' / .'.-' / `-._`.___.__.__.-' / =' / `---'\ /-.--' / / _`-._.-'{ }`-._' | _/ / ./ ._ `-._.-'{ }`-._-' / // / // _.._`-.._.-'{ }`-._,/ | /( / /( / |._`-.._.-'{ }`-._,/ | ( \ ( ( \' `._`-.._.-'{ }`-._,/ \ \ \ \ \ \ `._`-.._.-'{ }`-._./ `-. \ `-._ `. | `._`-._.-'/ `-'`-._.' `-. __.`-. ) `._.' `.`-._.-'/ | `-._.'._ `-..-'' .' `.`-.__.'-.9 `-._.' `-._ __..--' `-._.- >_< `._,' `-.___.--' `-.-' 6_.-9 `-.' >_<' 6_._9 >_< :F_P: 6_.-9 __ `>_< _. .-' `-.6_.-9-' `\ { .-'_/\`:::/`-. ) \ ' ( |::| |./ `. \ \::| /-'. .-'-\__ \____/-'-\_.) ' .---\ __ (--._ '| \ \___/'/ \\___/ / `-.`_.-' `-._ .' ~ ~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-21.txt #1307 BODY COUNT (Tue, 2003 Jan 21) _____ _(_ __)__ ALL I WANTED WAS A BLOWJOB (_ __)_ (_ __) AND NOW MY LIBIDO HAS A BODY COUNT (__ __) ,(_______) ' ' \\ ',', // , , // ' ' \\ ',', \\ ________\|________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-28.txt #1465 KABOOM (Sat, 2003 Jun 28) ,--.!, __/ -*- ,d08b. '|` 0088MM `9MMP' LET'S PLAY KABOOM ON MY BRAND NEW ATARI 2600 hjm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-05.txt #1503 KLONDIKE BAR (Tue, 2003 Aug 5) WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR WOULD YOU QUACK LIKE A DUCK? \ / WOULD YOU HONK LIKE A GOOSE? `-.`-'.-' WOULD YOU BARK LIKE A DOG? ,:--.--:. WOULD YOU TAKE A FAT DUMP IN MY FREAKISH ZIT OF A FACE? / | | | \ PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST ON THE HOLY CROSS /\ | /\ AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING OR KIDDING AROUND WHEN I SAY THIS | `.:.'| I'M ASKING YOU PLEASE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART l42 IF YOU HAVE EVEN THE TINIEST BIT OF HUMAN COMPASSION TAKE A CRAP ON MY BIG FAT FACE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-09.txt #1295 IN THE GUTTER (Thu, 2003 Jan 9) OKAY WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT THIS LARGE RATHER SUGGESTIVE BUT COMPLETELY INNOCUOUS REAM OF PAPER / ,,, | @ .-. \_c / ) \_ ____/ / \`-._/ / \ /`- / \/ / \ / (\/ | \ / | /_) |_) VK DUDE YOUR MINDS ARE SO IN THE GUTTER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-14.txt #1451 ONE QUESTION (Sat, 2003 Jun 14) .`=-._.-=-.-=..-'\ | | .-._ |-. ./ /'' `. | `-._.--._.-' | .-. |:. `-./ |.` .) \ `-._ `---..__..----._/ .' '-.._'-`-.-._ _..----.__.' `-.-..-.`--` .-. \ 'o/o`\ / >)) / `-..-.( \ `-' | .----._.-` .' _).-. 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(_ _) (_/ ) \\\ \ \ (_ _) (_/ /| /\_) (_.-_) LGB (_/(_/ Q: WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'VE SHIT MY PANTS A: BECAUSE I'VE SHIT MY PANTS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-30.txt #1375 LINCOS (Sun, 2003 Mar 30) _____ IF I WERE GOING TO USE A LANGUAGE DESIGNED FOR ___/ \___ COSMIC INTERCOURSE I'D USE IT EXCLUSIVELY TO `-._) (_,-` TALK ABOUT BEING GAY WITH THEM !!!!!!!! \O _ O/ \ - / HA INQ HB ?X LAE X. `-( HB INQ HA X = HA. || HA INQ HB MAL. _||_ HA INQ HB ?X LAE X. |-..-| HB INQ HA X = HC. |/. \| HA INQ HB BEN. |\__/| HC INQ HB (HA SUC DIC) ^ (HB SUC DIC). ._|//\\|_, HA INQ HC VER. `-(( ))-' HB INQ HC VER. __\\//__ HC INQ HC GHLAGHLGAHLAGHLGAHLGAHLAGHLGA >_ /\ _<, ' 'gnv File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-24.txt #1369 OSCAR NIGHT (Mon, 2003 Mar 24) I'M MICHAEL MOORE !!!!!!!!! _.--._ I WON AN OSCAR TONIGHT SO LET ME TELL YOU ,' `. ABOUT MY POLITICAL VIEWS UNTIL I GET / __) __` \ BOOED OFF STAGE ( (`-`(-') ) /) \ _ / ( THEN TAKEN OUTSIDE AND SEVERELY BEATEN /' )-._.' . \ ___ WITH THE TROPHY ( ,--., `.)___(___) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` THEN FINALLY TAKEN TO COURT BY A '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ COALITION OF CONCERNED CITIZENS AND / / \ `/,-' ) FORCED TO BATHE REGULARLY ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) HURRRRRRR CREME CAKES \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' / /| / / | / Ojo/VK/FS/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-05.txt #1381 TORTURE DEVICE (Sat, 2003 Apr 5) THIS IS AN ANCIENT SUMERIAN TORTURE DEVICE _.--~--._ .' : .' : / : / A\ / HH .-.-~~-. / \/ / / \ / /\ ( ( | / ~~ \ \ | _.._ / \ \ | .-~[][]~-. _\|/ \ \ | :[][][][]:__--~~ /|\ ----~~~~~----|:[][][][]: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;|'-.[][].-' ;;;;;;;;;;;;;]\;;;;;;;;]\\ ;;;;;;;;;;;;;/ ~~~~~~~~~ \\ ;;;;;;;;;;;;/ .. H| \\_// DB +-+ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-11.txt #1387 CAMELS (Fri, 2003 Apr 11) IN YOUR COUNTRY YOU RIDE CAMELS _______\\__ (_. _ ._ _/ IN OUR COUNTRY WE USE COMPUTERS TO SPICE '-' \__. / UP GRAPHICS AND ANIMATION IN OUR WAR ON YOU / / / / .--. .--. ( ( / '' \/ '' \ " \ \_.' \ ) || _ './ |\ \ ___.'\ / '-./ .' \ |/ \| / )|\ |/ // \\ |\ __// \\__ //\\ /__/ mrf\__| .--_/ \_--. /__/ \__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-18.txt #1363 CRACK COCAINE (Tue, 2003 Mar 18) THIS CRACK COCAINE SURE HELPS ME SEE FAR ( )) (( . _____ . `. .-' `-. .' .' `. / .--. .--. \ ~~~~; ( () ) |( () ) ;~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~| `--' )`--' |~~~~~~~~ ~~~; .______. ;~~~ \ `-..-' / `. .' .' `-._____.-' `. ' )) ` (( MJP ) I CAN SEE INTO YOUR FUTURE YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-20.txt #1365 HUNTING LICENSE VIOLATION (Thu, 2003 Mar 20) ALL RIGHT SIR THAT'S ONE DICK TOO MANY YOU CAN HOLD IT UP AS PROUD AND AS HIGH AS YOU WANT BUT YOU'RE STILL GOING TO HAVE TO THROW IT BACK NEXT TIME I CATCH YOU WITH ONE THAT SMALL AGAIN YOU'LL LOSE YOUR DICK HUNTING LICENSE i I_-_ I(")_____. <\. ,----~ :/_( ( ,) uU `-.---U`= - a:f - lL (~~/> File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-29.txt #1405 UNSQUEEZE (Tue, 2003 Apr 29) |_|_| \_|||;;_/ \d|||||;:b/ I ASK THAT YOU PLEASE UNSQUEEZE \d||#H#|;::b/ BECAUSE OF THE OXYGEN FACTOR WE DISCUSSED ._H||#H#|||;::H_. ._H||#H#|||;::H_. ._H||#H#|||;::H_. ._?|||#||||;::P_. ._H|||||||;:H_. ._?||||||;::P_. ._H|||||;:H_. ._H|||||;:H_. .=================. |_________________| | | | | | | | | | | |_________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-15.txt #1391 PROTESTING THE WAR (Tue, 2003 Apr 15) I'M PRETTY SURE MY PROTESTS WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE ___ __.._ OR AT LEAST GET ME IN A FIST FIGHT .-" `"""" `-. / `-. / : _ `._ / |\ \ / \ \F 7 / / | /.__...-\ \-`. oo .' .' \ < ,/`-. `. `.__J \__7 /__7 `--' \__7 fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-01.txt #1377 APRIL FOOL'S (Tue, 2003 Apr 1) TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I KISSED AN ACTUAL GIRL .......... (\ \ \ __ \/ ___,.-------..__ __ //\\ _,-'\\ `'--._ //\\ \\ ;' \\ `: // `( \\ )' :. \\,----, ,; `.`--.___ ( / ___.--',' `. ``-----'-'' ,' -. ,- gpyy `-._______.-' ......... APRIL FOOL'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GHLGAHLGALHAGLHGALHGAHLAGLHAGLHAG File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-08.txt #1353 BAT GUANO (Sat, 2003 Mar 8) , //\ / | ; | /_| I GROW TIRED OF .-"` `"-. EATING BAT GUANO /` `\ / \ / .-.,_| .-""""-. | / | `",_,-' (((-. '( / \ (`"=._.'/ ( (o>'-`"# , '.`"-'` / `--` '==; /\\ `'--'`\ _.'~~ / | \ `.,___,-} | | | ) { } \ \ (.--==---==-------=' o { } ",/` (_) (_) (_) (_) \ / / () o () () ^| \ () ( () o ; / `\ \ ; / } | ) \ / /` } / ,-' |=,_ | /,_ ,'/ | _,.-`/ `"=\ \\ \ | ."` \ | \ \`\ \ | | \ \ `\ \ `\ \ | | \ \ `\ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \ | | ) \ \ \ ) \ jgs `) \ ^ww ) \ ^ww ^ww ^ww File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-01.txt #1499 COLD SALVATION (Fri, 2003 Aug 1) IT IS COLD IN HEAVEN / /\ / NO SWEATERS ???? ( ) / _ _)(_ _ / \ .-~"/ _.-~ __ ~-._ \"~-. / \ (_ /~,^ .r~T T~i. ^.~\ _) / \ \ \/ ,^|| | | ||^. \/ / _____ ___ _ Y / || |[]| || \ Y .--. .^ ,^^\.-. {___~ ) | Y || | | || Y | / __ \ / ) / -- )_ \ c|..^o | | || |[]| || | | / ( (\ \ /( ) ,>.| ) \ |c_,| <| |===||=| |=||===| |> ( ( (\ Y __ (/ o Y).--^-------. )_/l <| |===||=|[]|=||===| |> ( ( (\l)/ \ )I | [~~~~~~~\| `--.\---x. || | | || | | ( ( ( (|Y Y ( |\| | \ _____\__ _ _/r~) )\_ ||_|[]|_||_ _| | _. ( \ \ || |____>-| | T = |.__\\<\`^ ", \~|| | | || ~ | |"~ \ \ (\| '~~ Y____|_I__l_n___|_ / `---c~~^. Y'~^|_.^"`|_.-^-|__,-~ ( \ ( ( (| | | | [=o H .=.]_ `-I~T~Y |- __ ( \ \ l | | l___[___H____] ~"_| | | ,t __ "~ ~" \ ( \ \I\ | |[_________H____] / | l_j_.-T |--"~~ ~"-.__,.--"~ \ \ \ ||`----^-' :\_______H__/ \/| | |-.._ ( \|; : | |.. .. H.|^,__.-| : : |_ _.--~~"--.. \ | _ l _ : ||| || H|| __ ! | ' l "~" -Row ._ _.-" _|,-' ~"-' ~-.L|^.||_H|^-"~ ~"-. ._ \_.-"~-.__ "~ "~ ._ __,--.__~~ ~-._ _. "~~ ~~~" ~~" ~~" "~~~" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-25.txt #1311 BLAIR 2004 (Sat, 2003 Jan 25) __ (::\ _____ _\::\__ /| _(::( \::\__ / | _(::\::\ \::\:\ CAN I VOTE FOR BLAIR IN THE NEXT ELECTION \ |_(::Y\""`.\__\_|""\ \___\/__\ ___________\ OH RIGHT THAT CITIZENSHIP CLAUSE ( ( \ x \ __ _ _ _\ |_:__\~ \ \_ |\| `(__\ FUCKING CONSTITUTION |z: \ \ \ |"\\_7 _)\ |i: \ \ \ |p: \ # \____________\ |p: \ / cancers / (o:______ \/____________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-31.txt #1317 DEEE-LITE (Fri, 2003 Jan 31) _ _ ( \ / ) __\ Y /,-') (__ .-' | ( [___] OKAY SO WAIT |oo | IF THE GROOVE IS NOT IN THE HEART ,' \ | THEN WHERE EXACTLY IS IT (THE GROOVE) ??? <___/ | | | SIR ??? | | | | I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME | | _,-/_._ \,_ _.-"^` // \ `^"-.,__ \ ,// \ / `\,-":; ; \-.,_/' || | ; || ; | :\ / ; \`----' / `._____.-' | | | __| | |__ jgs / | \ `""""`""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-15.txt #1513 TOO MUCH PHYSICAL DAMAGE (Fri, 2003 Aug 15) . 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FOR HENCEFORTH YOU SHALL BE PERFECT tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-04.txt #1441 AND HE WAS NEVER INVITED BACK TO EL POLLO LOCO (Wed, 2003 Jun 4) ._-'-_ . . ' /_-_-_\ ` . YEAH I'D LIKE AN ULTIMATE BURRITO .' |-_-_-_-| `. COMBO AND ALSO A TACO AL CABRON ejm ( `.-_-_-.' ) !`. .'! ! ` . . ' ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! / / \ \ _-| \___ ___/ /-_ (_ )__\_)\(_/__( _) ))))\X\ (((( \/ \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-20.txt #1610 WOLFENSTEIN: ENEMY TERRITORY (Thu, 2003 Nov 20) | | ------------\ ,---. /------------ | | | | ---------. `-./ "\.-' .--------- | | | ,--. | --------\ . /-------- | ,--. | | ( >< ) | ------`-.| .-'------ | ( >< ) | | `--' | ---/ `/"\ \--- | `--' | | . | `//_-_\\' Ojo 98 | | | : . ! | (.' ',) | . : . :| | ! ! .| | | : | ! .| | |_| ;|_| . |_| !_| !| `-' `-^' \o `-' `-^' \__________________T>_________________/ `-=--=--=--=--=--=---=--=--=--=--=--=-' ] _] _] _] _] _] _L] _] _] _] _] _] _ `-------------------------------------' `u---u---u---u---u---u---u---u---u---u' ZE ENEMY IS VEAKEND !!!!!!!! JAHAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICE SHOT !!!!!! JA WOHL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD GAME !!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-08.txt #1598 POLAR BEAR (Sat, 2003 Nov 8) _..., _..o" ) `. THIS IS MY POLAR BEAR Q ` ; \_. | THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE `---,,/:. ' |:. ; .-. :. ; /:..\ ,/:. | ;:.. v:.. ' `\:.. | `\:::.,/:. ; ;.. ' ;:. ; ;:. ; ':. ' ;:.. ; |:.. ; ;:.. | ;:.:,.. ; ':/:.. ; j:.. '\ |:.. /-' ':.. ,' \,:.. ;:| _,\:. |:/ /:::... \ `-------' fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-09.txt #1599 CONSPIRACY DUCK: OPEN SOURCE (Sun, 2003 Nov 9) \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / / / / / / / | | / / / / / / __ / / / / / / / / | | / / / / / / / / / \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ /..\ ` ` \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ --------------' `---------- ( ) \|/ -----------' `------------------ ----------------------- _\___> <__//` ------------------------------. / / / / / / / / / / / / >,---. ,-' / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | . \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / `. `. \ ., / / / / / / / / / / / / / /| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | `. | \||_ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / `. : |__|| / / / / / / / / / / / / /| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ __> `.,---' \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / |.--'\`.\ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /| ---------------------------- _\\ \`.| -----------------------------' --------------. ,------------ /|\ - |:| ----------. ,------------------ \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ ' ` |:| \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / / / / / / / | | / / / / / / / / / |:| / / / / / | | / / / / / / / / / \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ |:/ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / / / / / / / | | / / --.________,-_/ / / / / / | | / / / / / / / / / \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ ```-----' \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / / / / / / / | | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / | | / / / / / / / hjm o< OPEN SOURCE IS REALLY A REPTILIAN PLOT SO THAT THEY CAN GET ALL THE GOVERNMENTS TO SWITCH FROM PROPRIETARY TO OPEN SOURCE SOLUTIONS SO THAT THEY CAN REPLACE KEY HEADS OF STATE WITH REPTILIAN IMPOSTORS I MEAN THIS IS JUST COMMON SENSE PEOPLE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-21.txt #1611 SWITCH (Fri, 2003 Nov 21) __________________________ __..--/".' '. __..--"" | | | I THINK WHAT YOU GUYS / | | | ARE FAILING TO REALIZE / | | ___________________ | IS THAT MACINTOSH IS ; | | :__________________/: | SO MUCH EASIER THAN | | | | '.| | WINDOWS THAT WINDOWS | | | | || | LAN ADMINISTRATORS AND | | | | || | PROGRAMMERS BY TRADE | | | | || | ARE SWITCHING TOO | | | | || | | | | | || | YES I'M AWARE THIS JOKE | | | | || | IS A YEAR OLD | | | | || | | | | |______......-----"\| | | | | |_______......-----" | | | | | | | | | | | | ____----| | | |_____.....----|#######|---| | | |______.....----"""" | | | | | |. .. | | , | |... .... | | (c ----- """ .' |..... ...... |\|_| ____......------"""|" |. .... .......| |"""""" | '... ..... ....| | | "-._ ..... .| | | "-._.....| | ___...---"""' "-._.| | ___...---""" """"" grp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-05.txt #1442 DEFENSE MECHANISM (Thu, 2003 Jun 5) IF THOSE HOOLIGANS ON THE BUS WANT TO MESS WITH ME THEY'LL HAVE TO GET THROUGH THIS RAPE WHISTLE FIRST `~ _ _____ ` _ ~ 7____// - ` ~ _ ~ `/----/( / / `& ad ( ( ) `(O)_`&_.% | | | | o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-28.txt #1526 MARQUEE (Thu, 2003 Aug 28) +-----------------------------------------+ | MARTIN SHORT AS ....................... | | A FUCKING RETARD WHO NEEDS TO BE KILLED | +-----------------------------------------+ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-11.txt #1448 THE IROQUIS LESSON (Wed, 2003 Jun 11) | \. /|. / `|. / |. / |. / `|. / |. / |. / |. __ / `|. -\ / |. \\ / |. \\ / |. \| / |\ \#####\ / || ==###########> / || \##== \ / || ______ = =|__/___ || ,--' ,----`-,__ ___/' --,-`-==============================##========> \ ' ##_______ ______ ______,--,____,=##,__ `, __== ___,-,__,--'#' ===' `-' | ##,-/ `-,____,---' \####\ | ____,--\_##,/ #_ |## \ _____,---==,__,---' ## # ]===--==\ || #, ] \ || #_ | \ || ##_ __/' \ || ####=' | \ |/ ### | \ |. ## _' \ |. ###=======] \ |. /// | \ ,|. // | \ |. \ ,|. \ |. \ |. EK \|. /. | I'M ABOUT TO BE HORRIBLY KILLED BY SOMEBODY WITH A GUN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-18.txt #1304 SKOAL (Sat, 2003 Jan 18) | | | |. ! "| .-'! I | P COME ON HELP ME BABY I ;__| MAMA NEEDS HER SKOAL I ||'' scc, I )\=( _ } s&D .I- ;_\-=\ L sc |IT \',_\__7 &s |I| //\'.---..)s& |I|//_ \\ \ (_ LI|-----|/ \.' '-.______ {ID :' |} / '..'-- .;___.-,_ "| Y | .: \ , /_,.--'=--' | | / | / ;. ':.' |: |_/ |; : ::_/ |' / |I |___/ |-| '' | ) | | | / | | |; snd __|_|_ __ |/> ( _'---'__) |( '~~~~~~~' " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-30.txt #1316 BOTH AND (Thu, 2003 Jan 30) .@@@@@. / \ I AM BOTH TERRIFIED AND TERRIBLY, / 6 6 \ TERRIBLY AROUSED ( ^ ,) \ c /-._ `._____.' `--.__ \ / `/``"""'-. Y 7 / : | / | .--. : / /__ \/ `.__.:.____.-. / / / `"""`/ .-"..____.-. \ jgs _.-' /_/ ( \-. \ `=----' `----------'""`-. \ `" `" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-14.txt #1512 OVER AND OVER (Thu, 2003 Aug 14) _____ GODDAMMIT DON'T TAP OUT I CAN REVIVE YOU [IIIII] )"""( (PLAYING WOLFENSTEIN OVER AND OVER IN MY MIND) / \ / \ |`-...-'| |asprin | _ |`-...-'j _ (\)`-.___.(I) _(/) (I) (/)(I)(\) (I) hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-24.txt #1310 CRIMINAL CODE (Fri, 2003 Jan 24) HOW DO YOU SPELL ONE EIGHT SEVEN / / /`._ , / \ / \ ) ,-==-> /\/ \ )__\\/ // \ | / /' \// | | / ( /|/ | / / //| /,' // / (( ) ' FUCK // // \ | // (#) | / / )\/ \ ' ____ / / /#/ ) /,.__\__,,--=_, / \#\ /) __/ + \____,--==< //gnv_____/#/_/' (\_\__+/_, ---<^ '==--==' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-09.txt #1354 LOCKED BOX (Sun, 2003 Mar 9) _,._ I HIDE MY PORNOGRAPH ,' ,`-. IN HERE / |\ `. ( ,-,-` ). `-._ __ \|\,' `\ /' `\ ` |, , / \ \ \ ___________________ `,_/`, /\,`-.__/`. .' | | | | '. | ` / / `-._ |___|_|___________|_|___| `-/' / `-. | |_| _ |_| _|_____,-/_ /' \ | |@| ( FH==( `| |` ),' `---. , ) | |U| " \..-`--..___|_,/ / / | | | | | | | |`,-,...,/ ,' | | | | | | \ | |_| / ,' __ r-'', | | | | | | |___|/ |, / __ /-'' `'`) | |Zot| | | |???| _,-' ||__\ /,-' / _,.--| ( |___|_|___________|_|___.-' ) `(_ / _,.-' ,-' _,/ `-------' `--'' `''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-14.txt #1390 GAMEBOY ADVANCE SP (Mon, 2003 Apr 14) I'M PRETTY SURE THAT PLATINUM IS FOR STRAIGHTS AND COBALT IS FOR BENTS _n_________________ |_|_______________|_| | ,-------------. | | | .---------. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | `---------' | | | `---------------' | | _ GAME BOY | | _| |_ ,-. | ||_ O _| ,-. "._,"| | |_| "._," A | hjw | _ _ B | `97 | // // | | // // \\\\\\ | | ` ` \\\\\\ , |________...______," File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-21.txt #1366 IRAQ WAR UPDATE (Fri, 2003 Mar 21) 8MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMZ MMMMM@BW0@B@MMMMMMMMMr MECHANICAL FAILURES: 16 MMMM0WBB@MMMMM00BBWBBBMMMM IRAQI MILITARY: 1 MM@@0W@BMMMWSBMM@B0WBBB00MMMX :MMWBBWM0WM 7 M0@0BBBBBB00MMM. :MMWWBWB0@WMX ;X MWWBBWWWBWWBW0MMi MMMBBBWWBW8WWMMWXBMMW0BWBBBBBB0B0BMMM MMBBBWB@WMMMMMMMMMM@WWW80BBWBBWBWWB@MM MM@0W@MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM@BBWWWWWWB8WM MW@0@WS .SMMM0BB0W0BW0MM MMMBWWMWr, M@BW0BWB00MM M@@BBMMMMM; MMMMMMMMM MMW@0MW@WBBMM M8ZZZB M 7i;:; MB8Z0Z8ZZZ0MB MMMBWMMMMMM MMMMMB , MMMWWBW@@WMMB MM0WMMMMM 2M ZM. ... MM@0BBBWB8MM MMMM8 r :. ,:.,. MMBBBB@MMMM MM M ..,...,: . MMMMMMMrBMM M M8MMM BW rM ,,,..,.. MMM M iM ;M MMMMM M . ,,,,., MZ.M iM MM .MM@MMMMM; i :,,,.,: M M @M MMBMiMMMMMMMZ .,,,..... SS M0 FUCK MiSMMMMX MMMMM .,.,,,..,:. X M MMSM@8 r ..: .:. i M. ;M@WBMMMMMB. ,i MMMMM8 MMWMM .,,. MMMZ@MMM@MM MMM S . MMMMMMMM MM MX .MMMMMMMWBW@MM M.MMMMMMMMMM@ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-28.txt #1404 WORDS ARE HARD (Mon, 2003 Apr 28) WORDS ARE HARD !!!!! AND POINTY AS IT TURNS OUT THE O SLIDES RIGHT IN BUT THE K POKES AND PRODS / / .-._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .-''-.__.-'00 '-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '-. '.___ ' . .--_'-' '-' '-' _'-' '._ V: V 'vv-' '_ '. .' _..' '.'. '=.____.=_.--' :_.__.__:_ '. : : (((____.-' '-. / : : snd (((-'\ .' / _____..' .' '-._____.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-23.txt #1368 A SQUEAKING SOUND (Sun, 2003 Mar 23) WHEN I BEAT OFF A LITTLE JESUS INSIDE ME MAKES A SQUEAKING SOUND WHAT YES I'LL HOLD / / \ / \\ // _______ )\-/( (M==M=M=)/e e\ .-'"-\=N==N/( =Y= ) .-'(___.-'\M=M/ /`---'\ (______(____)=(_/ /___\ \_ (M==M=M==M=M==M'''M=M=```M) \=N=N==N=N==N=N==N=N==N=/ \M==M=M==M=M==M==M==M=/ \N=N==N=N==N=N==N=N=/ jgs \M==M==M=M==M=M==M/ `---------------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-02.txt #1378 THE FISH SAYS (Wed, 2003 Apr 2) THIS COMIC STRIP WAS SO MUCH MORE UPBEAT BEFORE 9/11 / / _.:::. /o'' '''./) >\.))...''' \) Fog File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-16.txt #1392 THE SNEAKERS-INDIANA JONES CONNECTION (Wed, 2003 Apr 16) , /:\ FOR THE RECORD I HATED YOU IN SNEAKERS >:< >:< PLUS I THOUGHT YOUR ACTING AS THE YOUNG >:< INDIANA JONES WAS DECIDEDLY SUBSTANDARD ,,,,,\:/ ######### //////\\\\\ // /_\ /_\ \\ \( 0 _ 0 )/ /\\= _\ =//\ \\/\ --- /\// //\ '---' /\\ \// \\/ /\\ //\ \\/ \// # # jgs " " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-16.txt #1514 RIGHT-HANDED RULE (Sat, 2003 Aug 16) .-""""-. THE RIGHT-HANDED RULE SHOWS |== ==|-. HOW TO CRAM YOUR THUMB UP MY |~~ ~~~|`\\ ASS WHILE TICKLING MY BALLS |LILILI| || | |// | |/ | | jgs __|______|__ [____________] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-26.txt #1312 RONBO'S WORLD (Sun, 2003 Jan 26) ---,_,---- / . \ COULD I NEVER SEE ANOTHER / | \ PICTURE OF RONBO AGAIN ???? ( @@ ) / _/----\_ \ THANKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 / '/ \` \ / / . \ \ / /| |\ \ / / | | \ \ / /`_/_ _\_'\ \ / '/ ( . )( . ) \ `\ <;_ ' `--`___'`___'--' ` _>; / ' @ @/ =\@ @ ` \ / / @@( , )@@ \ \ / / @@| o o|@@ \ \ ' / @@@@@@@@ \ ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-02.txt #1500 IN THE NAME (Sat, 2003 Aug 2) |\ BE GAY WITH ME ALL OF YOU || \ | | | I COMMAND YOU IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER /.,, / AND OF THE SON AND OF THE HOLY NUTS ( / \ ( \ \ \_\__ .' '--._ ,__,-., / _";__( ,__._7 / ) \_ Y,=; \d ( _.' ~/ 6, '-, \___ ; ( _,-. Y) (C(/\. ) /I-._\(_'-' \_\_,-,_ /,,/ '-7) \ |"\_ \ ` \ _\ \_ \___ (` \_ '.<,_))) snd `-\,))) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-07.txt #1444 MASON MARCONI (Sat, 2003 Jun 7) .=~\ /~=. ,'|-~'--__. .__--'~-|`. / | '' \ / '' | \ + C | | ) + | --' '-- | | l----` '----| | | | | | FREE MASON MARCONI /`----'\ /`----'\ / \ / \ 'T~T'/\\ //\ /\\ //\'T~T' | \// \Y/ \ / \Y/ \\/ | UJJ--------' '--------UJJ | | | | `---^---' `---^---' | | | | | | | | `===`=== ==='===' FRM File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-13.txt #1450 METEOROLOGY (Fri, 2003 Jun 13) ------ _____ / \ ___\ ___/ ___ --/- ___ / \/ / / / \ I'M SO GLAD METEOROLOGISTS / / \__ //_ \ EXIST IN ORDER TO GIVE US / \ / ___ | WEATHER FORECASTS THAT ARE | ___ \/+--/ / WRONG HALF THE TIME \__ \ \ / \__ | / FOLKS I CAN LOOK OUT THE \ /____ / / | / WINDOW AND GIVE MORE ACCURATE _____/ ___ \/ /\ PREDICTIONS \__ / / | | / \____/ \ / // // / / // / /\ /-_-/\//-__- / / // / \__// / / / // // / / // / // / // / /// // / / / // / // // // // / // / / / / / / / / / / /// / / / // // / // // /// / / / / / / /// / // / / // / / / / // /// / /// / / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-23.txt #1613 HACKTOBERFEST (Sun, 2003 Nov 23) ___ .-' `. / ._} __.-' .' ___...---"" / _.-"\ .-' / { { / / .' __.-'"; ; / _.-' >_..-' / / { _ [ .-' _.-; '-. .-' / '. / __{ \ '-.' | ; / \ _ '-.__; __.-' ; IT'S HACKTOBERFEST /_. { _.-' ; / \ "-.___. [ / _.-'\ '-._] \ } / TIME TO BRUSH UP ON MY / \ '-./ { COMPUTERMANCY SKILLS '. '-. .' \ '--...___ .-'{ OR NANOTECHROMANCY OR \ """"-----"" / WHATEVER YOU CRAZY KIDS CALL '-.___ .-' IT THESE DAYS `-...______..---""" fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-22.txt #1612 LIFE'S HARD (Sat, 2003 Nov 22) \/ __.---;_ .' './'0)',\ |o) | | '; :'--; \.__/' ; ;.' ( | LIFE'S HARD WHEN YOU'RE __.-' _.) | A FUCKING RETARD ---=="=----''' | ;^; . ^+^^; ;^ : : ^; \ { :_ / ^'-; :'--'^ ",,____,,-' __ _______ ______ ============(((=======(((============ dlK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-12.txt #1449 A ROSE FOR THEE (Thu, 2003 Jun 12) A ROSE FOR THEE -------<-------<-------% tQn OKAY FIRST OFF IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT THE HEAD OF THE ROSE IS BETTER REPRESENTED WITH A @ FURTHERMORE EVERYONE -- AND I MEAN EVERYONE -- KNOWS THAT THE THORNS LOOK FAR BETTER AS { INSTEAD OF < P.S. WE HAVE NO LIVES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-06.txt #1443 ONLY EIGHT (Fri, 2003 Jun 6) GETTING FUCKED HURTS WHEN YOU'RE ONLY EIGHT __,,,--`-. _.-' ,(_)/\-. / /`_qp-' \ ; _,-'`./_\_| `; | ;' \ \ \ /,~= `~-=`-. ; | |_6;) ,6/ 7 / ; | ; /\ `; / \ `- `-\ _` ; `. ~~' .' | \ ; \`-._.-' | ;` / `. / \ `. | ; ; / ; ,' \ fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-27.txt #1313 WHORE IN A BOX (Mon, 2003 Jan 27) O|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@|O @ _____ @ @ ((( `\ @ @ _ _`\ ) @ @ (^ ) ) @ @ ~-( ) @ @ _'((,,,))) @ @ ,-' \_/ `\ @ @ ( , | @ @ `-.-'`-.-'/|_| @ @ \ / | | @ @ =[]=: / ,' @ @ / `\ ' @ @ : \/ ) @ @ | / ; @ @ | / / @ @ |/ / @ @ ( < @ @ \ \ @ @ | \ \ @ @ | \ \ @ @ |___\___\ @ @ `--'_/ _) ua @ @ `--' @ O|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@|O LOOK EVERYBODY IT'S A WHORE IN A BOX File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-03.txt #1501 GSR TEST (Sun, 2003 Aug 3) __________________AAAA_______________AAAA______________________ VVVV VVVV (__) (__) \ \ / / \ \ \\|||// / / > \ _ _ / < > \ / \ / \ / < > \\_o_o_// < > ( (_) ) < >| |< _______ I NEED SOMEONE TO DO A / |\___/| \ GSR TEST ON MY WANG / (_____) \ / \ / o \ ) ___ ( / / \ \ ( / \ ) >< >< ///\ /\\\ ''' ''' MB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-17.txt #1515 POETIC TRIBUTE (Sun, 2003 Aug 17) o--o--=g=--o--o / .' \ o '. o \ / o o PLEASE READ MY POETIC TRIBUTE \ / TO LISA "LEFT EYE" LOPES o o \ / o o \_/ = .^. ' ' '. .' ! lc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-17.txt #1393 SOCIAL SECURITY MONEY (Thu, 2003 Apr 17) I JUST REALIZED THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ANY SOCIAL SECURITY MONEY LEFT FOR POOR ME . . > < , > < . ' ' . . __.--._ > < . .' L `.--._ ' > < `/ c '` \ `. ' : ; `. ` , | ; \ /`. | ' / \ . ' / -.\ \ ^ ;/ _ \ > < : \`.:/ \| `.| ; ' | :'' ' ; | | |`. _/_ ; [bug] : : `-._____/ `. / \ | :/ , V\ /"\ __.--; _ : `./ / ; ; : |\_/ | \L _..--. `.L.' |`. __ | | ;`. ; _ \\' `. /`+'.'`. | | | | \CT_; `-. ' / / | |-_| | .-'`.___. `-. / / ; : ; :.-' `-./ /. / \/_/ _ \/ `./ " `._. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-03.txt #1379 AMERICAN HISTORY X (Thu, 2003 Apr 3) QUIET THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART OF AMERICAN HISTORY X . . \ \ / \ \| \ | / / , \ \ | | | |/ \ | | |/ / | . \ | \ \ | \ / | | / / / | | /_/ / \_ \ \ \ | |\ | | | / | | | / _/,-'/_,-' / _ _ \ \| \_\_ \| \ \\ | |/ / / / _/ _/,---' / \___\ \_ \__ \ \ | \ \ | / // | / // _/_/__/ __/_ __ _ \_ \ \ | \ \ |/ |/ | | / / / /___/ _/ _/ _ \___ \ / _____/ \_ \__ \ -------.___ -----._______ / _/ __/ \__ \ _____ ----- __ / __/ \ _______ ------' / __ | ___________ ___________ | __ / `| ,-' ___________ '. ,' ___________ `-. |' \ | /` (_,-' _______ `./ \,' _______ `-._) '\ | | | ,-' `._,`-. ,-' `._,`-. | | | |. ,' `. `. ,' `. `. :| | | \ `. `-._____,-,' `. `-._____,-,' / | \ ' `-._______,-' : : `-._______,-' ' / \_. | | ._/ | | | | \ / \ / \ / \ / \ | | / | \,--._,--./ | | _,.--'''`-'''`--.._ | --. ,---. ,---. | ,' __,-----------.__ `. ,---. ,---. ,---. -- \( \( -- \_|____/_,'\/| | | | |\/`._\__ / -- )/ )/ -- ) .--.\\ -- \\ .--.\ `-.|__|__|,-' /,--, // -- //,--, / \__\)\ .--.\\ \__\) (/__/ //,--, /(/__/ / `---' \ \__\)`---' `---'(/__/ / `---' jrei `---' `---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-22.txt #1367 PENIS MAN (Sat, 2003 Mar 22) ,''v'' / _ _ \ W~~\ / . . \ [ ] \\ | )( | U \\ > !! < , :\ | |--: , : ~| |~\ : : |, | \\ : : | , | \\ : : | , ,| \\ : : | , | (_) : : | , | : : |===0===| : :: :: | |:: :::: ' '' :| |~~~| | ' '' ''' | | | | '' c__| |__o HUHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M PENIS MAN ALL DAY LONG I PROTECT THE WORLD AGAINST EVIL PEOPLE WITH PENISES OKAY DO YOU PEOPLE STILL HAVE ANY QUESTION ABOUT WHETHER KIRARA IS CREEPIER THAN TRAN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-26.txt #1402 LORD OF THE RINGS GOES COMMERCIAL (Sat, 2003 Apr 26) _.. .' `", ; \ BUD .---._; ^, ; .-' ;{ : \ /; / .--"" \*' o/ o/ / , / : _`"; ; \; `. ''"+' | } / _.'T"'-"\ : / .'.--""-,_ \ ; \ / /_ `,\ ; WEIS : / / `-.,_ \`. : |; { .' `- ; `, \ / : \ `; { `-,__..-' \ `}+=, fsc : \ ; `. `, `-,\" ! |\ `; \}?\|} .-' | \ ; .'}/ i.' \ `, ER ``''-' / \ /J|/{/ _/ `' ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-13.txt #1358 FIREARMS SAFETY CERTIFICATE (Thu, 2003 Mar 13) _ WELP !!!!!! _-' "'-, _-' | d$$b | MY WIFE DIED UNDER A SUSPICIOUS _-' | $$$$ | FIREARMS CLEANING ACCIDENT !!!! _-' | Y$$P | _-'| | | AGAIN !!!!! _-' _* | | _-' |_-" __--''\ / AT LEAST THE JURY FAILED TO _-' __--' __*--' INDICT THIS TIME !!! -' __-'' __--*__-"` | _--'' __--*"__-'` TIME TO BREAK OUT THAT FIREARMS |_--" .--=`"__-||" SAFETY CERTIFICATE AND GET ME | | |\\ || A NEW WIFE | .dUU | | \\ // | UUUU | _|___// | UUUU | | | UUUU | | [Matzec] | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUP' | | | ___^-"` ""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-07.txt #1352 FIRST DRAWING EVER (Fri, 2003 Mar 7) THIS IS MY FIRST DRAWING EVER !!!!! _____ | | | | ~ |_____|/ ~~~~~~~~~ / ~ ~ \ : @ @ : | .. | \ __ / ____|---|____ / \\\___/// \ / _ \\ @ // _ \ | || \\|// || | | || \// || | | \| // |/ | \ | . | / \| . |/ | . | | | --------- | | | | ~ | ~ | | | | ######### /---------\ :___________: / ,, ,, \ / `` `` \ |__ ~ __| |__|____8____|__| |____|____|____|| |_|___|____|____| |___|___|___|___| ___|____|___|___|__|___ _|___|_____|____|___|____|_ _|+++++++++++++++++++++++++++|_ |===============================| |________________________RCR____| YOU DON'T SAY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-23.txt #1460 IT'S FOR BREAKFAST (Mon, 2003 Jun 23) . | \/| (\ _ ) )|/| (/ _----. /.'.' I'M TOTALLY GOING TO .-._________.. .' @ _\ .' BEAT OFF IN YOUR '.._______. '. / (_| .') CORNFLAKES '._____. / '-/ | _.' '.______ ( ) ) \ '..____ '._ ) ) .' __.--\ , , // (( '.' mrf| \/ (_.'( ' \ .' \ ( \ '. \ \ '.) '-'-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-16.txt #1302 WHAT A COUNTRY (Thu, 2003 Jan 16) I COME FROM A COUNTRY THAT STAYS NEUTRAL IN ALL WARS, HAS RIDICULOUSLY HIGH TAXES, AND PRODUCES NOTHING BUT A LONG STREAM OF FUCKING TALENTLESS CUNTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! \ \ ___ / \\ [.[.]-\ /_ /| {-} |= .- #// (\. / \ | | | | |__| |__| | | | | | | | | \|______|/ | _| | | |-| | | |_| | | | \_ | | | | | | | | _|__|___| jg(____(___) IN SOVIET RUSSIA ASCII ART DRAWS *YOU* File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-26.txt #1524 THE JEW WIZARD (Tue, 2003 Aug 26) __ ___ / / EVERY 26TH OF DECEMBER THE JEW WIZARD COMES ___( (\_( ) )/ / BY AND STEALS ALL THE GOOD KIDS' PRESENTS |\___` \\_\/_/_/\ AND SENDS THEM TO PALESTINE | | ____/\_\`._._\ | ||\__/ '_\ \`_._\ AT LEAST I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS \|| | | | | | | ON HANUKKAH ANYWAY || | |^| | | | \ | | | | \|ejm__| |____| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-02.txt #1288 HOBBIT (Thu, 2003 Jan 2) /\ _/\ / \ _ / \ / \/\ AS THE SAGA UNFOLDED, FRODO CAME TO / \/ _ \ /\/\ _ _/\ TO BE KNOWN AS THE CRUISIEST HOBBIT / \_ / \/\_/\/_/ \/ \/ \ EVER IN THE HISTORY OF MIDDLE /\/\ \_ / \/ \ EARTH / \___/\ / \ \ \ \ \ (THE PRIOR HOLDER OF THE TITLE .-"---. \ \ WAS OF COURSE PIPPIN) __..---.. / \ \ \ /\___.-'./\''--..____..--'' `-. \/ O) (O \/ ''--.._ __ | (_) | _.-'-._ / / __/\\___//\__ ..--''-._ | (_/\ \/`---'\/ /\ `-._ _.-\ \/ \ \ / / \.-'-._ /\| / -| |- \ \ `-._ | || /\ -| |- /\ \ `-. \/|_/ | -|_\- |/ / \ \ / /B_B\ \\ / / ( \_/ _ \_/ \/ .__\ \ / | \_/ ) /''-| __ | __ | |( \ | /---...___ /| /____|____\ '-._ || | || | \\ ///\\//\\\ jro \| oOO(_)(_)OOo File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-07.txt #1597 KINKO'S MYSTERY (Fri, 2003 Nov 7) __________!__ /__________|_/| Shimrod |// --==+==-- _________ _________ |___ , __||/ /________/| /________/| | | |! |// | | |// | | | | | | ,__|/ | ,___|/ ___| | |___ | | |___ | | |_ /___|, |/__ /| | |/___/| | ,_|/_/| |// | | | | | | | | |_________//|/ |_____//|/ |_____//|/ /`-..___ ___________/ ````-----......_______ (___________| _______::::::::=========---------- _____ \ ___,,,,-----'''''' /____/| \,-'' |// | | _________ _________ _________ _________ | | | /________/| /________/|/________/| /________/| | | | |// , | | |// | ||// | | |// | | | | | | | | | | , | || ,__|/ | ,___|/ | | |____ | |, | | | | | || | |___ | | |_ | |/____/| | , | | | | | || |/___/| | ,_|/_/| | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | |________|/ |___|_//|/ |___|_//|/ |_____//|/ |_____//|/ I WENT TO KINKO'S TO SEE IF I COULD GET THIS MADE INTO T-SHIRTS AND BUMPER STICKERS AND SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-13.txt #1603 WORLD'S MOST OUTRAGEOUS WEDDINGS (Thu, 2003 Nov 13) WITH THIS PISS I THEE WED | -+- _ _|_ {@} _|=|_ /___\ /(")\ (") .---'-'---. /((~))\/\ _ .-. /___________\ ~~/@\~~\|_|/ ((_)) | A /^\ A | / \ ||| ((_)) '-' | |"| | /~@~@~\ ||| '-' ldb_|___|_|___|_____/_______\|||________________________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-12.txt #1602 PONDERING THE HEAVENS (Wed, 2003 Nov 12) __ .--.;_.'-. _., \__.' ;@ '. WHEN I JERK OFF INTO A JERKNAP .'; `. ; __..-"'o WHERE DO ALL THE LITTLE ; ;' ; ;_/ ._.-' SQUIGGLIES GO '. } : / `. _i/v\. ; i',; ( \_.' .(_) ; ' /{ \/ '. .r_.' .'\ ; .' .''-';_ ; ''-. ; / '.`. \ ; '. ; '. '._.; _ ; ; ; \.' '.__.-i ; fsc 'wWw' "wWw' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-06.txt #1596 A MESSAGE FROM SIGMA DRACONIS (Thu, 2003 Nov 6) ,------ \ ,-' `---------- / | +----------+ / ------------. | | | ; : | | | | ,-----------. | | | | | / : | | | | | | ___ | | | | | | : ,-' `. | | : | | | \ / \ | : : | | | : | | | : | | | | ; \_ / : | ; | | / `._,,,' `-. : ; | | ( \ \ ; | | `-------------- tQn + `---------' +----------+ / ; | -+- LOOSELY TRANSLATED IT READS: PEOPLE OF EARTH !!!!! IF YOU DO NOT SUMMARILY EXECUTE THE CAST, CREW, PRODUCERS, AND FANS OF THE TELEVISION SHOW FRIENDS WE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BOIL YOUR PLANET TO VAPOR File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-27.txt #1525 IT BEGINS (Wed, 2003 Aug 27) THE GAY BEGINS HERE -------------------------------------------> . File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-03.txt #1289 SOMETIMES (Fri, 2003 Jan 3) /\ SOMETIMES I SITS AND THINKS / \ /\/\/\ BUT SOMETIMES I JUST SITS /\ \/ /\ < <><><> > \/ /\ \/ \/\/\/ \ / \/ KB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-17.txt #1303 AEROSMITH (Fri, 2003 Jan 17) FUCKING DIE ALREADY ___________ _____________ ___________ (___ \________ // /^\ \\ ________/ ___) (____ \_____// //^\\ \\_____/ ____) (____ //\__ // * \\ __/\\ ____) (__ || \//_____\\/ || __) (__ || // \\ || ___) (__ \\ // \\ // ___) (____ \\//_AEROSMITH_\\// ____) (_\\_____________//_) /__\_/\_/\/\_/\_/__\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-22.txt #1459 THE SWELLING (Sun, 2003 Jun 22) /^\ /^\ | \ / | I'M WONDERING WHEN THE SWELLING WILL GO DOWN ||\ \../ /|| )' `( / ,;`w, ,w';, / ;, ) __ ( ,; ; \(\/)/ ;; ;| |vwwv| ``-... ; `lwwl' ; ```''-. ;| ; `""' ; ; `. ; , , , | ' ; ; l . | | ; , , |,-,._| \; ; ; `' ; ' \ `\ \; | | | | | | |; | ; ; | \ \ (; | | | l | | \ | | | | | pb | | ) | | | | ; | | | | ; , : , ,_.' | | :__' | | ,_.' `--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-06.txt #1351 A FUTURE SUPERMODEL SPEAKS (Thu, 2003 Mar 6) _____...-. .---- .._ __.. -----~~~ \ / -- .. _.-----.\ : . .-/ __ \. : : / _-=-------\. | . ___...- / _-= \. | | | _.-'// \. | ' : / / / \| : : | // / \ / . | // / \ MAYBE IF I STARVE MYSELF : : / /_// _.-----._____ |/ I'LL FINALLY BE HAPPY : ' // //__ ./ ||| : : // /.-\ / ||/ / . : / \ .. . . /||: / : : \_` .--.` _-/ |/| / | : | - `.Q) (o/ / : / : |\ / | \ : / | / \ / \ ._) ; | / \ / . __| | |\ ./ _\__./ . `== - : || / . - | . ./ \ | \ ./ . \ . /| \ \. ; |/ \ . . / -| \ `--..___..-' \ / \ / ____ ----- / | . --- ___... \ | / ___..--'' : | ___..... | \ | ----'' : . _____......----- / \ `-.___..- ___________--_ ..__/ | _..---'~~ ~~~-_| \ .-' |/ \/ | \ | \ . | ` \ \ \ `. . \ \ \. : |\. | . / :\ : ; / / \ /_ . / : \ / ---_ / / \ | ~ - . --__ / . \ ; -. ---._ _.- : / \ / :F_P: ~-_ ~~ / /_. \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-12.txt #1357 CONNECTIONS (Wed, 2003 Mar 12) ___. THE DAY WHEN I FOUND SOME CONNECTIONS // \\ WAS THE DAY THE UNIVERSE CHANGED (( '' (ALTHOUGH I SHOULD POINT OUT IT WAS AFTER THE WARMING) \\__, /6 (%)\, (__/:";,;\--____----_ ;; :';,:';`;,';,;';`,`_ ;:,;;';';,;':,';';,-Y\ ;,;,;';';,;':;';'; Z/ / ;,';';,;';,;';;' / / |';/~~~~~\';;' ( K | | || | \_\ | | || | valkyrie \Z | | || | L_| LL_| LW/ LLW/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-27.txt #1403 ROBERT THE SPACEMAN SAYS (Sun, 2003 Apr 27) . o _.,--------. O O . o ,'" `. . O . O / \ o . f . Y . | \________________j . o . o | f Y . . O| l________________j . O | f|||||l ,-- --.|| O o ,-------------------, . | |jjj|l` ,-. ,-.|l f | j_j,-``` f | f ||-. . | MMMMMMMMMMMM DICK | f Y (| l_0, l_0,| j l j l jY | `. |f O . `-._ ______.,----' `-' `-|, ) l' o ) / . o ||f ,- `--' _ Y o _,' ,' O jjj `. ,`| `-..___..,-'_.,' O o . '''\ `-----' j `""""'' . O |. ,' o . o . | `-._.,-' O . o o ____ | l ____ . O o ,'-+-->l -' Y<--+`. o TV /+--+,' \`-.__,'| `.+--\ . . o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-25.txt #1401 OXYGEN TANK (Fri, 2003 Apr 25) ~ ~ OKAY FOLKS LAST BEER !!!! ( o )o) LET'S HOPE THE OXYGEN TANK DOESN'T BLOW ( o )o )o) ON THIS ONE AND LEAVE THREE ASTRONAUTS (o( ~~~~~~~~o STRANDED IN SPACE ( )' ~~~~~~~' ( )|) |-. o| _ |-. \ o| |_||_) | \ \ | | ||_) | | | o| | / / | |." " | |- ' .========. mb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-04.txt #1349 NIGHT LANDING (Tue, 2003 Mar 4) FUCK / ".----'`v'`----." \`----._.----'/ `.--.___.--.' hjw `-.___.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-10.txt #1355 CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME (Mon, 2003 Mar 10) ,%/7\\` I HAVE CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME !!! (/// .\\) OTHERWISE KNOWN AS FUCKING LAZINESS !!!! (((( - ))) ((|)_*_/((( ANYWAY BUY ME JEWELRY ))(/) (\((|) ((((\___/))(\ / ,-) (-. \ ( ( ( _ _ ) ) ) \ \ )^ ^ ^( / / ) y y ( \( )/ \_______/ \ / / y / ( ' \ \ \ y-._ hjw |\,' X-' _,T-) / (__,-%_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-19.txt #1395 OCTOTHORPE (Sat, 2003 Apr 19) __.-.__ _.-' ' ` `-._ I'M AN OCTOTHORPE .' ' ' ` ` `. ( ' ' ` ` ) |`-,..,.____..,.,--;| |: | :| : | : |: || |: | :| (9>| : |: || |: | :|(\) | : |: || |: | :|/\\ | : |: || |: | /| II | : |: || |: |///| II | : |: || |; | :| II | : |: || /`-!...|____|...!--'\ / \ `--...._________....--' fL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-19.txt #1517 MASSAGE THERAPIST (Tue, 2003 Aug 19) . | WHEN I HEAR THE PHRASE "MASSAGE THERAPIST" | I THINK "BLOWJOB ARTIST" | # (=) H H H H H H M M / \ cm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-20.txt #1457 FUTURAMA (Fri, 2003 Jun 20) __)), PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION TO BRING //_ _) BACK FUTURAMA ( "\" \_-/ ,---/ '---. / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | AND OTHER SUCH CRAPPY | / | TELEVISION SHOWS THAT DESERVED | / \ | TO BE CANCELLED / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-29.txt #1315 A WHOLE NEW LEVEL (Wed, 2003 Jan 29) .-. _.--"""".o/ .-.-._ __' ."""; { _J ,__ `. YOU'RE REALLY GIVING ; o\.-.`._.'J; ; / `- / ; A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF `--i`". `" .'; `._ __.' | MEANING TO THE TERM \ `""" \ `; : "FISTICUFFS" `."-. ; ____/ / `-.` `-.-' `"-..' OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW ___ `;__.-'" `. WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO .-{_ `--._ /.-" `-. / ""T ""---...' _.-"" """-. `. ; / __.-"". `. `, _.. \ / __.-"" '. \ `.,__ .'L' } `---"`-.__ __." .-. j `. : `. .' ,' / """" / \ : `. | F' \ ; ; `-._,L_,-""-. `-, ; ` ; / `. 7 `-._ `.__/_ \/ \ _; \ _.' `-. / `---" `.___,, ;"" \ .' _/ ; `" .-" _,-' { ""; ;-.____.'`. fsc `. \ '. : \ : : / `':/ ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-01.txt #1287 TOTALLY DID ANAL (Wed, 2003 Jan 1) OKAY SO I WAS CROSSING THE STREET AND THIS GUY WAS LIKE "HEY YOU'RE CUTE" AND I'M ALL "GROSS DUDE" AND HE'S ALL LIKE "BITCH I'VE GOT A GUN GET IN THE CAR" SO LIKE I TOTALLY DID ANAL FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME SIGN MY GUESTBOOK \ ., _ \ / ` \ ((|))))) ((/ a a ))) >) ((((._e(( ,--/ (-. / \ <\/>/| / /) Lo )| / / ) / | | / ( / | / ;/ ||( | / )|/| \ |/'/\ \_____\ \ | \ \ |\ \ | | ) ) ) )/ / / / / / | / / | / / || / || '-,_ |_\ ( '"'-` gpyy File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-25.txt #1523 THE DONG/DUNG ALLIANCE (Mon, 2003 Aug 25) . . (>\---/<) ,' `. THE BEST PART / q p \ ABOUT MY DONG ( >(_Y_)< ) IS >-' `-' `-<-. MY DUNG / _.== ,=.,- \ /, )` '( ) ; `._.' `--< : \ | ) \ ) ;_/ hjw `._ _/_ ___.'-\\\ `--\\\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-08.txt #1445 EAT NATTO (Sun, 2003 Jun 8) ========))))=== <--- A BIG DICK ========\\\()== ()||\ / \\()\ <----- IN THE ASS ||()|(| || |||| ()|\(|() <---- IS WORTH TWO | ///\) () (()( | / | ||||() <------ IN THE MOUTH | | |()| | ()| | | () |() | | | kirara File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-31.txt #1529 A LEFT TURN AT ALBUQUERQUE (Sun, 2003 Aug 31) , `.-- .,-"" . BUGS BUNNY WAS SO GODDAMN ._,' . _,. `. HOT IN THAT DRESS , / .'.oo`.. `. `- .__.-' :: .; "-()-"`. \.-. / FUCK IT I'D DO ELMER FUDD TOO ; /'". ,"`'. "-- "-" AND DAFFY WITH HIS BEAK BLOWN OFF .': : `----' "-" Doida ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-15.txt #1301 MY FAVORITE SNACK (Wed, 2003 Jan 15) _/_^..^ ,, ) ))' ., OO ,,. .||. db jg DELICIOUS URINE, MY FAVORITE SNACK!!! MMM SLURP MY WORTHLESS SWEDISH ASS GROWING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-10.txt #1600 MY BLOG (Mon, 2003 Nov 10) FOLKS CHECK OUT MY BLOG `._ __......_ -._ /--' `-. ,... | | ,-' __________ _/ | ,' _,--' === _ | / / `.. '-.`.-----'''-. | | / '-_ '\ | | | / -.. | | | / | '-. | | | | | '`-._ | -. | | | '-|_ '......_ | | | | `.. | | \. _' '--. \ | '-. _- '-.. - | '`-...._____,..-' `\_ \_| -. -\ _ . `. `.._ || ,-| `-._---..___ || || / | ''`--.._''''''''''''' |'. || / | ''--...___ | | || / | '''----.._ | ' || / | ''' V | .| ' ' tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-04.txt #1594 ODD COUPLE 2003 (Tue, 2003 Nov 4) .-=-. HE'S A NECROPHILE AND SHE'S A COPROPHAGE ////"\\ AND TOGETHER YOU CAN WATCH THEIR WACKY .=. ( 6 6 ) ROOMMATE ANTICS !!!!!! //"\\ \ - / (/6 6\) _.) (._ WILL THEY EVER GET ALONG ????? )\ = /(-` `:` `\ _(_ ) ( _)-| : |\ \ ODD COUPLE 2003 (_/ `\_/` \ | : |/ / / (_ @ _) \\_ : _/ / \ \)___(/ / |===|_) \/`"""`\/ | L | | | | | | | | | | | |_____| | | | ||| | | | ||| | | | ||| |_|_| jgs / Y \ / T \ `"`"` `"`"` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-05.txt #1595 BJORK (Wed, 2003 Nov 5) __ __ \ \ ___ / / \ \\ \ / / \ \\ \ / / \ \\ \ __ __ __ _________ / / \ \> \ /__) /__) /__) /____ // / \ /_________ ________ _______ _________ / // / / //____ //___ // _ ` / _ // // / / /_____/ / / // // // //___// // / / / / // // // / / ~ ~\ /____________./ / / `_______//___/ /_______ \ _________/ / \ \ RoBot / / \ \ /____________/ \___\ I'M A LITTLE RETARDED INBRED PIXIE WHOSE INSIPID WAILING IS A SINCERE BUT FIRM REQUEST TO BE PUT DOWN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-11.txt #1601 A SINCERE REQUEST (Tue, 2003 Nov 11) '-.____________________________________________________ .:::::::::::::::::::: .:::::::::::::::::::::: .:::::::::::::::::::::::: .:::::::::::::::::::::::::: .:::::::::::::::::::::::::::: .| |::::::::: .::| RAPE ME SO I |::::::::: .::::| CAN HIT THE |::::::::: .::::::| LOTTERY |::::::::: .::::::::| __ __ |::::::::: .::::::::::|__( )_______( )__|::::::::: ::::::::::::::::\ \ ,~~~~./ /::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::| ;`'`'`'; |:::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::| ;;*( *;; |:::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::| ;; @ ;; |:::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::\|| ||/::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::( \__/ ):::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::) (::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::/ \:::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::/________\::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::/ /::::\ \::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::/ /::::::\ \:::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::/_/::::::::\_\::::::::::::: :::::::::::::(___)::::::::(___)::::::::smd File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-30.txt #1528 IT'S THE ANSWER BEAR II (Sat, 2003 Aug 30) DEAR ANSWER BEAR LONG TIME LISTENER FIRST TIME CALLER MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAVE BEEN GOING OUT FOR ALMOST SIX MONTHS AND FINALLY TODAY HE SAID HE WANTED TO GO "ALL THE WAY" AND EVEN THOUGH I'M VERY RELIGIOUS I THOUGHT YOU KNOW I SHOULD PROBABLY PUT OUT OR THE GUY'S GOING TO GO HIRE SOME PROSTITUTES ANYWAY SO WE PICK A NIGHT AND MUCH TO MY SURPRISE I FIND OUT THAT "ALL THE WAY" MEANS HORRIBLE FISTING, ANAL, CREAMPIES, BUKKAKE, AND MUD FUN FOR SIX HOURS STRAIGHT NEEDLESS TO SAY I'M FILTHY, STICKY, STRETCHED OUT, AND GLAZED LIKE A FAT HAM BUT MY REAL CONCERN IS WHETHER OR NOT I CAN CHANGE HIM AND MOLD HIM TO MY WILL ??????? I KNOW HE HAS A GOOD HEART BUT BOY HE SURE LIKES BRINGING ANIMALS INTO THE BEDROOM WHAT SHOULD I DO ???? SIGNED, TWATSIE FROM TULSA THE ANSWER BEAR ANSWERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,^~~~-. .-~~~"-. : .--. \ / .--. \ : ( .-`<^~~~-: : ) : `. `-,~ ^- ' .' `-: ,.-~ .' `. ,' @ @ | : __ ; ...{ (__) ,----. / `. ,' ,--. `. | `.,___ , : : : | .' ~~~~ \ / : \.. / `. `--' .' | ~----~ | SELL YOURSELF FOR | | CRACK YOU WHORE | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-14.txt #1300 PUNISHMENT FROM GOD (Tue, 2003 Jan 14) _____ MMMMM CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT ((( `\ DICK !!!!! MMMM I'M A USELESS , ,`\ ) WHORE LIKE ALL THE OTHERS !!!!! (^ ) ) MMMMM CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT !!! ~-( ) _'((,,,))) ONE DAY I WILL MARRY ME A GOOD ,-' \_/ `\ HUSBAND AND NEVER HAVE TO WORK ( , | AGAIN !!!! AND BY WORK I MEAN `-.-'`-.-'/|_| BE A RECEPTIONIST OR WAITRESS \ / | | OR PERHAPS A MEDIOCRE PROSTITUTE =()=: / ,' ua HOLY JESUS IS IT ANY WONDER WE BLEED ONCE A MONTH !?!?!? HELLO ?!?!? IT'S PUNISHMENT FROM GOD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-09.txt #1446 TOILET (Mon, 2003 Jun 9) .__ .-". I'M THE KING OF MY TOILET !!!! 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WHY DOES THE HOLODECK # # # # HAVE THE ABILITY TO FOOL # # GEORDI'S VISOR, WHICH # # # # CAN VIEW FREQUENCIES NOT # # # # VISIBLE TO THE HUMAN EYE? # # # # # # # # # # # # A. REMEMBER TO SLIT *DOWN* # # # # # # # # THE VEIN AND NOT ACROSS # # ## Dana'97 # # File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-28.txt #1314 A WHATASAUR (Tue, 2003 Jan 28) ...____ _.-' `-._ I'M A GIVE-YOU-HEADASAUR .' `-._ : __ ` .--. / `'----. ``-. .--. .-. / `-. `. ' .-.`:""`. _..-'''. / `-. . : :"":`O_ '_.-' .. '. / `.' `. `O-' `.' '--' '-: : '' : `.._ `---.___ : .' `-.`. : : _ . `.`-.__ : : .-' `-.. `-.__`. : `'`. : : `. `.`. / \ `. : `---' `--' : : lgb/MJP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-18.txt #1516 MY GOD (Mon, 2003 Aug 18) www""""""mmm m. } ,--'"#\ ,w#---. _,-' "#\_ <#/ `-. ,*m_ ""#m ;m, .#**`. ,' `w\ "\ _;#/ __,w#" __;. / >),_ "\,w#*";#"""" w##/ \ / /#*"wm._ ;"` ;" w*" \ /**;w._ /*" "w#m._ /"` w" __ w* \ / `#*##m<_ "wmm/"` '";_w##ww; \ ; ;^**;_ \<__ >"\#' ___, \ | _#w. `*w,_ ,##**w. /`_}(," \ ___: w.____," "#;,####wm.#* ,w; \_.;"" \____," `." | | "#/""="[###\"###\_;#/ / | | "; :######"**##`==.__ , | : _; "(#w" "\ `.w. ; \ ___,;\ ;#;`---' "\ ___*##w._ / \,w###" ", ;; }#___;####*"###w._/ *" ;`. _;; <#****" "* \ ,' ;w.w;"`==....="\ ". \ , _; "#" ; / \ >" ) < / w. / ; \ , Gr/cd w. / \ , ww.ww,___ \ ,m www......._w#\__.mm IT'S FULL OF STARS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-11.txt #1356 THE ICE TRAY WAS RIGHT BUT FORTY YEARS LATE (Tue, 2003 Mar 11) .--------------------------------. \\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\\ \\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \\ \\\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\\ \\\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\\ \\\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \\ \\\___^___^___^___^___^___^___^___\\ \`--------------------------------' \______________________________/ VK I'M CONVINCED LUNAR ORBIT RENDEZVOUS IS THE RIGHT WAY TO GET TO THE MOON File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-18.txt #1394 DAMN NEAR EIGHT MINUTES (Fri, 2003 Apr 18) I'VE GOT AN MPEG WHICH INCLUDES DAMN NEAR EIGHT MINUTES OF DAVID LETTERMAN TALKING ABOUT THE WTC ATTACKS ON HIS SHOW IF ANYBODY NEEDS TO BEAT THEIR FUCKING COCK OFF W .__. .__. [ ] |::| |::| E ._. |::| |::| ._. |\ |:| ._. |::| |::| |/| \ \\|/ |:|_|/| |::| |::|_ |/| |-( )- |:|"|/|_|::| |::|\|_|/| _ | V L |:|"|/|||::| |::|\|||/||:| \ ` ___ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | \/ / ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~pwh File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-05.txt #1350 YET ANOTHER PATRIOTIC EPISODE (Wed, 2003 Mar 5) COME ON YOU PANSIES I WANNA GO KILL ME SOME GOD DAMNED IRAQIS __o__ /\ | /\ ,__, \ /__\|/__\o/o / / , __(\ , , | `7 / \_ /) _.-' \\ _)\_/) | __||___, <----)_)---<< // ,-' _.---'\\ (/ (6\> |___// /_ /_\ ,_,_, / )\ // ,'_.--' \\ /` _ /\>/._\/\/__/\ | =/= / / / \_ // \\ / ,_//\ \>' , / ,/ / ) `0 / / /,__, \ // \\ \_('o | )> _)\_/) |\/ __\\_/ /o/o /- // , ,\\ `7 / / (/ (0\> , _/,/ /_'/ \j / o<\>>o _)\_/) \\,__\\_\' /` _ /\>_)\_/)|_|_/ __//___,____/_\ (/ (9\> \\_) | / / ,_//\ (/ (6\> )_/_// /_ /__\_/_/ /` _ /\> /\\\/_/ '\_(' | /` _ /\>/._\/\/__/ / ,_//\ \>' \_)/ \_| _/// ,_//\ \> _)_/ \_(' | )> x / _/ / _/ \\_('\|| )> x)_::\ ______, / \>_//( ( / /--.,/ +/ \>__// o /----.,/( )\\)) \' \| ) \| / / / ' \' \| )___/ \ \/ \\\\\ / +-/) L_Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_YL______ .JL,_. | |oooooo ((oYo \\ L_h_h_hih_h_h_h_h__L______ ||} { ))| H |oooooo _______Y_//_)__(_((L_h_Y__Hh_h_h_h_h__L______ Y--------///()))---------------------------- | "(("^//"` | \\(( | )) | //\\_ ~' ~ kg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-20.txt #1518 IN THE FUTURE (Wed, 2003 Aug 20) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$P^""^T$$$$$$P^""^T$$$$$$$$$ IN THE FUTURE WE WILL $$$$$$P" "^^" "T$$$$$$ NOT SUCK DICKS $$$$$" "$$$$$ $$$$P >< >< x88' T$$$$ INSTEAD THEY WILL $$$$ '88" "88' "" $$$$ SUCK US $$$$p "" "" g$$$$ $$$$$. .$$$$$ $$$$$$p. .d$$b. .g$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$b.__.d$$$$$$b.__.d$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ fsc $$$$ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-04.txt #1290 PLANET X-23 (Sat, 2003 Jan 4) /\ __ WE ARE CREATURES FROM PLANET X-23 \ .-':::. WE'RE HERE FOR THE CALIFORNIA CHEESE \ :::::|\ |,\:::'/ \ `.:::-' \ `-. \ ___ `-. | .-'';:::. `-.-' / ',''.;;;\ | ','','.''| AsH |\ ' ,',' /' `.`-.___.-;' `--._.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-10.txt #1296 SHE WAS BORN THAT WAY (Fri, 2003 Jan 10) DUMB IN THE TITS DYKE / / # / # \ # \\ .-"-. #,_ FISH EATING WHORE \\)))/), / /\_ \ `#|\ / \) \(((, / /'\'\ \ /#/ / |a a ) )))), ( \ = / )/\/# / | /:: ((((, ) ) ( (/ \ # / | / \: )))(_.;`"`;._) | # . _, \"_/ ) ((/ ( \|/ ) | # |`\__/ / / )/ /\-'^'-/\ |-.__# | . .( ; :. | \| )=@=( \_/ \))# \ __T| | :' | /\/ \ ':. |((( # / | ; | /\ \ ;,---=======' | \ \(\@ /' | {} `\ /`---"\/ | , , {} / /`| | / / /___; ,' / /| | | ___/\_\ ,-;` `\ // | || | |/ | | \|/ ( ;|| | `\ | / | | | | \`\\ ||| \/ || \_|/ \|_/ \\ ||| \/_( / \`-'/ \ )\ )|| WwwjgswWw/__/wwWwww`-'wWw'-`wWww`"wWWwww`""wWwZotwWw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-19.txt #1456 LLAMA (Thu, 2003 Jun 19) , ~) (_---; ejm'97 /|~|\ / / /| YOU CHEAT !!!! AWP WHORE !!!!!!!! MY MOUSE SUCKS !!!! IF THIS WERE IN REAL LIFE (IRL) I'D WIN EASILY !!!!!!!!! YOU'RE ONLY GOOD BECAUSE YOU PLAY A LOT AND HAVE NO LIFE !!!!!! CAN I BE ADMIN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-08.txt #1506 REVISED AMERICAN FLAG (Fri, 2003 Aug 8) ,--..Y \ /`. MY REVISED AMERICAN FLAG \. \ HAS SIX-POINTED STARS """--' Ojo'98 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-25.txt #1462 RIVERDANCE (Wed, 2003 Jun 25) ,--. _ I'M OFF TO BUY MYSELF A COPY OF ,-%*--;_) RIVERDANCE RIGHT THIS SECOND (___,/))) ((c a( / (()) c/ ____/ ,- ( / \._> =._@ / ,/ ) |\| / -'--._,-_-|_|-. \ ____,._,/-._,-' &)===( .8! . :8! | |8! | |8! | |8\____| !^oooooo ) )) , || ( || . || ) || (\._\\ gpyy\(\_\\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-15.txt #1605 CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE BERSERKER HYPOTHESIS (Sat, 2003 Nov 15) . . ' . ' . . ' . + ` ' . ' . ,'`. . . .." _.-;' `. . _.-"`.##%"_.--" ,' `. "#" ___,,od000 ,'"-_ _.-.--"\ ,' `-_ '%#%',,/////00000HH ,' |_.' )`/- __..--""`-_`-._ J L/////00000HHHHM . + ,' _.-" / / _-"" `-._`-_/___\///0000HHHHMMM .'_.-"" ' :_/_.-' _,`-/__V__\0000HHHHHMMMM . _-"" . ' _,////\ | /000HHHHHMMMMM _-" . ' + . . ,//////0\ | /00HHHHHHHMMMMM ` ,//////000\|/00HHHHHHHMMMMMM . ' . ' . . ' ,//////00000|00HHHHHHHHMMMMMM . . . ' ,//////000000|00HHHHHHHMMMMMMM . ' . . ,///////000000|0HHHHHHHHMMMMMMM ' ' . ' ///////000000000HHHHHHHHMMMMMMM + . . ' . ,///////000000000HHHHHHHMMMMMMMM ' . ' . ///////000000000HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM ' . ' ///////000000000HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM . ' ,///////000000000HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM + . ' . . ////////000000000HHHHHHHHMMMMMMhs o< HIDE !!!!!!!! THE BERSERKERS ARE COMING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'VE DETECTED OUR INNOCENT RADIO SIGNALS AND ARE ON THEIR WAY HERE RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!! THEY MUST BE BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN THINK OF TO EXPLAIN THE FERMI PARADOX File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-01.txt #1591 MOTD (Sat, 2003 Nov 1) ` ^ , IF YOU CAN READ THIS FROM IRC <2 4> THEN YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT ,/v\` 7*~ _ /(16) (\O/) 7*& ~ ( ^ ) /(23)'\ /7\ 7`*o *~ /*\ /!*"(1)*\ 7+~ 7(19) & ~ /(9)\ /% :(5)*\ 7 &+~ 7 ^ * ~ /+(14)\ /#(22)*& @\ 7e !+"~ 7 * (13)~ /+ j (4)\ /*% *(2)'! *\ _&_ 7(17)m"+~ 7*(15)*+* * ~ | | |#_*_,'98+\ _(x)_ /" * * #(6)*\| 10|| %_&_>(8)[__|18] 7_&_ * (20) * _&_ ()%| | | _(x)_ & _&_ # &| | | _(x)_ |11 |[//]|_|_|[__|__][_](+) |ejm|[3]<12>|(+)[21|__]|_|_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-29.txt #1619 HOGAN'S HEROES (Sat, 2003 Nov 29) ) ( ) ) ) ) ) + ) ) ) ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) | | ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) + + + + | | + + + + | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | """ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | {{'}} | | | | | | | | """ """ """ """ {{'}} """ """ """ """ {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {'} {'} {'} {'} {'} {'} {'} {'} {'} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} {{'}} \'\ \'\ \'\ \'\__ {'} __/'/ /'/ /'/ /'/ \'\ \'\ \'\ \___{{'}}___/ /'/ /'/ /'/ \'\ \'\ \'\______ {'} ______/'/ /'/ /'/ \'\ \'\ \_______{{'}}_______/ /'/ /'/ \'\ \'\__________ {'} __________/'/ /'/ \'\ \___________{{'}}___________/ /'/ \'\_____________ {'} ______________/'/ \______________{{'}}_______________/ {'} ~AP~ {{'}} {{{'''}}} ##\/\/\/\/\/\/\## ##\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\## ##===================## MY GRANDPA'S COOL BECAUSE HE HAS A TATTOO !!! HE ALSO BREAKS DOWN SCREAMING AND CRYING WHEN I WATCH HOGANS HEROES File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-28.txt #1618 WATCH WHAT HAPPENS (Fri, 2003 Nov 28) ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ [___[___[___[___[___[___[___[___[___[___[___[___[___[ || || ,-'"'"'"'-. || || || || / \ || || || || / \ || || || || / \ || || , || || /_.--=========--._\|| , || .' || || '.::::: | | :::::.'|| '._ || \ '================= '--...| |...--' =========\=====' / ,--._,--. | | `. | ,-'| O \ `.; | | ]_.._[ ' '._.' \ | | _______'....'_____ / __, ;| | | | _| _______ | _,.' '._ `'=' | | __ |- | |`-._ `-. .-' /\ `---..\ | | || | - | | - '.__.-' .' / `._ /`.__ _| |___(__)____| _ | |_ | | / | `--,.,.| `.::/;/ |-----------| -| | -| | | /`. ,`-._ | | ' | | _ | |- _ | | |_____|__ `-,..-.-.' `--.._ | |_ | |_____|__.-' \::::::::\;;\ / /`' .`'`. o|o | -| _,.-''\ | | | ' | ; ; | /`--.._ /_.-' | | | |_ \ __..--`._.' __|___ |- | |`-._ | | | `'`-.--(=:=:=:=) ----------| _ | _.-' _.-' | `. | | __,.,--|'''''''| |_- | _.-' _.-' ^-------^--^` | | `-.__|_.-' _.-' `--..__ '-------' _.-' LGB `--..__ _..-' `--..__ _.---' `--..______...--' GOD BRAVO SURE HAS SOLD OUT TO THE HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY WITH ALL THIS FUCKING GAY SHIT THEY KEEP SHOWING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-11-14.txt #1604 WITCHBLADE II (Fri, 2003 Nov 14) OKAY NOW THAT WE'VE GOT A CONGRESS THAT WILL WORK TOGETHER WITH THE ADMINISTRATION CAN WE NOT PASS A RESOLUTION OR PERHAPS DRAFT AN AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION WHICH DECLARES THAT WITCHBLADE IS THE GREATEST TELEVISION SERIES EVER CREATED ?????? | WHY ARE YOU ASKING | ME I'M JUST A CAMPFIRE | | | | | | ( ,&&&. ) .,.&& ( ( \=__/ ) ,'-'. ( ( ,, _.__|/ /| ) /\ -((------((_|___/ | ( // | (`' (( `'--| _ -.;_/ \\--._ \\ \-._/. (_;-// | \ \-'.\ <_,\_\`--'| ( `.__ _ ___,') <_,-'__,' jrei `'(_ )_)(_)_)' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-24.txt #1461 SPLASH (Tue, 2003 Jun 24) <\\\ I WISH I WERE .%%%%\`\ DARYL HANNAH %%%%%% > > , %%%%%%/ / \ _ / %%%%%%/ / - (_) - %%%%% ' / / \ %%%%% < ' %%%%%% ) \ /~ ) ; / \ ( ( ) ---....____ ___\ \ |_____ __ _ ___ ___ __ _ _ _____ _ _ ___ __ __ "'''| | |---...___ =-= = -_= -=_= _-=_-_ -=- =-_ ==-= \ \ | ```--.._= -_= -_= _-=- -_= _=-_= - | | ) ``--._=-_ =-=_-= _-= _ == ( ( | ``-._=_-=_- =_-= - \ \| `-._-=_-_=-= ) )| `-._=-_ gnv/aa `-`-.\_ `-. ~'" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-09.txt #1507 MUMMY'S CURSE (Sat, 2003 Aug 9) WE'RE ON A SEARCH FOR MUMMIFIED BONERS WE'LL ALL GET HARD WHEN WE SEE IT AND HAVE TO USE OUR GAY LITTLE SAFARI HATS TO HIDE OUR OWN ERECTIONS (MUMMY'S CURSE) _ __ - / __ \ / _ - | | ' | (_) | _L/L | __ / / _LT/l_L_ \ \ __ / _LLl/L_T_lL_ - _T/L _LT|L/_|__L_|_L_ _Ll/l_L_ _TL|_T/_L_|__T__|_l_ _TLl/T_l|_L_ _LL|_Tl/_|__l___L__L_|L_ _LT_L/L_|_L_l_L_ _'|_|_|T/_L_l__T _ l__|__|L_ _Tl_L|/_|__|_|__T _LlT_|_Ll/_l_ _|__[ ]__|__|_l_L_ jjs_ ___ _LT_l_l/|__|__l_T _T_L|_|_|l/___|_ _|__l__|__|__|_T_l_ __ . ";;:;.;;:;.;;;;_Ll_|__|_l_/__|___l__|__|___l__L_|_l_LL_ . .:::.:::..:::.";;;;:;;:.;.;;;;,;;:,;;;.;:,;;,;::;:".' . ,::.:::.:..:.: ::.::::;..:,:::,::::.::::.:;:.:.. . .:.:::.:::.:::: .::.::. :::.::::..::..:.::. . . . ::.:.: :. .::: ::::.::.:::.::...:. .:::. . .:. .. . ::.. .: ::. ::::.:: ::::::. . . :. .. :::.::: ::.::::. ::. . . . .:. :.. :::. ::..: :. nn_r nn_r . : .:::.:: ::..: . /l(\ /l)\ nn_r . ::. :. : : .. `'"`` ``"`` /\(\ . . .:. . : . ' "`` . :. . . . . File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-30.txt #1467 PRINTING ACCIDENT (Mon, 2003 Jun 30) \|/ I LOST MY PENIS IN A PRINTING ACCIDENT .-*- / /|\ YOU SEE I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS _L_ PRINTING PORN ON MY EPSON INKJET AND ," ". LONG STORY SHORT I SUDDENLY FOUND MYSELF (\ / O O \ /) BASHING MY DICK AND BALLS TO MUSH WITH \| _ |/ A BALL PEEN HAMMER \ (_) / _/.___,\_ SO ANYWAY CAN I HAVE THAT LAST SLICE OF (_/ alf \_) PIZZA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-11.txt #1297 KEYLESS ENTRY BUTTON (Sat, 2003 Jan 11) YOU'VE STOLEN THE KEYLESS ENTRY BUTTON FOR MY ASSHOLE AND YOU'RE WORKING ME LIKE A GOD-DAMNED WIND TUNNEL @@@@@@@@ @@@ \| \ @@@@@ (*) (*) @@@@@@ \ \ @@@@@@ __) ) @@@@@@ ________( _ | | @@@@@@ /|/|/|/|/ | ' |__| @@@@@ | A |_|| _ | | @@@@@ | /| /| /| |_| | | ejm97 @@ \/_|/_|/_| | | @@@@ \ @@@@@@ _______) ) ( File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-18.txt #1455 A KEY (Wed, 2003 Jun 18) I'M A KEY / / 0--" tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-21.txt #1519 GANESHA (Thu, 2003 Aug 21) _.!._ HIIIIIIIIDEY HO /O*@*O\ <\@(_)@/> ,;, .--;` `;--. , O@O_ / |d b| \ _hnn | `/ \ | | / \` | &&&& :##;\ /;##; &&&& | \ / `##/| |##' \ / | \ %%%%` ( > \( \( |/ |/ /_(/_( /_( /_( mic+dwb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-16.txt #1361 VOTE_AWP (Sun, 2003 Mar 16) DUDE AWP SUCKS !!!!!!! AWP WHORE !!!!!!!!!!! BET YOU CAN'T USE ANYTHING ELSE !!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! _ B46B13B6B7B82 _-' "'-, _-' | d$$b | _-' | $$$$ | _-' | Y$$P | _-'| | | _-' _* | | _-' |_-" __--''\ / _-' __--' __*--' -' __-'' __--*__-"` | _--'' __--*"__-'` |_--" .--=`"__-||" | | |\\ || | .dUU | | \\ // | UUUU | _|___// | UUUU | | | UUUU | | [Matzec] | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUP' | | | ___^-"` ""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-02.txt #1347 NOT NAPALM BUT CLOSE (Sun, 2003 Mar 2) I LOVE THE SMELL OF MY DAUGHTER'S PANTIES IN THE MORNING _____ _____ // _/__ // _/__ // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / /| _// / /| _// / / // / / / // / / ___J_C_ /__/________________________________J_C_ /__/_________ -----/ C__C% % % %\ /% % % % % / C__C---------- /_// / /% % % % %\ /% % % % % / / / /||/__/% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %|/__/| /%|%_%_%_% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %_%_%_%| \_|/ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) \| | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) / | (% % % % % %\/% % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % %% % % % % %) / | (% % % % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % % %% % % % %) / | (% % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % %% % % %) / \ |- - - - - - | / `\.____/______________\____./'vk File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-23.txt #1399 DEMOCRATS (Wed, 2003 Apr 23) __...----.. YOU GODDAMN LIBERALS .-' `-. / .---.._ \ COULD YOU PEOPLE STOP | | \ \ | DIVERTING VALUABLE `. | | | | _____ RESOURCES IN ORDER TO ` ' | | / _.-` `. ORGANIZE GROUP HUGS, \ | .'| //'''.' \ CANDLELIGHT BULLSHIT `---'_(`.||.`.`.' _.`.'''-. \ _(`'. `.`.`'.-' \\ \ \ THAT LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING (' .' `-._.- / \\ \ | CAN BE HAMMERED INTO METAL './ `-._ .-| \\ || SHEETING TO PROTECT OUR ('.\ | | 0') ('0 __.--. \`----'/ SOLDIERS _.--('..| `-- .' .-. `. `--..' IN THE _..--..._ _.-' ('.:| . / ` 0 ` \ FIELD .' .-' `..' | / .^. | / .' \ ' . `._ .'| `. \`...____.----._.' .'.'| . \ | |_||_||__| // \ | _.-'| |_ `. \ || | | /\ \_| _ _ | || | /. . ' `.`.| || || || / ' ' | . | `.`---'/ .' `. | .' .'`. \ .' / `...' .' \ \ .'.' `---\ '.-' | )/\ / /)/ .| \ `. `.\ \ )/ \( / \ | \ | `. `-. )/ ) | | __ \ \.-` \ | /| ) .-. //' `-| \ _ / / _| | `-'.-.\ || `. )_.--' ) \ '-. / '| ''.__.-`\ | / `-\ '._|--' \ `. \ _\ / `---. LGB /.--` \ \ .''''\ `._..._| `-.' .-. | '_.'-./.' 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L__\_\ | `-.__.--.___) --- / (_/ J |_ ( .-' --- `---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-07.txt #1293 GANDALF THE GREY (Tue, 2003 Jan 7) I FANCY THE BLOKES , \ _,- (\ \ _,-',' \\ \ ,-" ,' \\ \ ,' ,' \\ _:.----__.-."-._,-._ \\ .-".:--`:::::.:.:' ) `-. \\ `. ::L .::::::'`-._ ( ) : \\ ":::::::' `-. `-_ ) ,' \\.._/_`:::,' `. . `-: :" _ "\"" `-_ . ` `. "\\"":--\ `-.__ ` . `. \\':: \ _-"__`--.__ ` . `. _,--..- \\ :: \_-":)( ""-._ ` `.-'' \\`:`-":::/ \\ . . `-. : :\\:::::::' \\ ` . `. : :\\:':':' . \\ `, : : : \\ . \\ . `. : ,- __`:\\ . \\ . ` ,' ,: : ,-' _,---"" : \\ ' \\ . :-" ,' ,-"" : \\: . : \\ ` ' ,' / ' : : \ . \\ . _,' ,-' : . ' : :` `,-' ,--' : : : ,'-._,' ,-' _: : :8: ,--' :dd`-._,'-._.__-""' ,' ,----' _.----' __..--"" "" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-23.txt #1521 ONE MOMENT (Sat, 2003 Aug 23) \|/ .--. /' '/ __ _____/ o /_| | | __ ______| '.' / / / / / /____ __/ |''___ ) (____)jsm | | '.' 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I HAVE MALARIA / __ \ / \\\ \ WHICH WHEN LITERALLY TRANSLATED | || | MEANS "BAD DICK" \ / \ \ / \ '- / '-.__.__.' sjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-06-27.txt #1464 HUGELY DEFORMED (Fri, 2003 Jun 27) / _.' / -. . .' .'_ `-. '-._ .' / \ `-. '-. | < \ `. | WE'RE CLEARLY THE VICTIM OF | \ | _.-' / SOME SORT OF HORRIBLE \ | \ \-'> / TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT | | \-._ /' /' SINCE WE CAN TALK NOW \ -'\ L / | \ .-| / | | o || \ / J \ /\ ) _______/ | ` - ' `,-' | / | / | / .-'`. / | / `-. / _ / _| `-/-' / / \ / | / | / | | 0 \_ | _.-L | \ / _/ | \ ,-' \ | ^ . \ \ | \ | \ | \ L \ | \ | \ | \ | | \ / / | | | | \ N4biS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-06.txt #1292 LIVELY (Mon, 2003 Jan 6) __ .'` `'. / \ _ ; __.'` `'. | .'` `'. \ ; / \ ; I'M A LIVELY LITTLE FAGGOT BEAR \; ; | | | ; _ ; ;-./-_-` '-. /\ /_(;'/ `\() '. ; '.__ .'\|| ' | '. | ),\| \\ \() (\ ; \ \|/ __/ () \ __ \ \||\.~'_ `'.;-.___.~'` _'~. '.__ _/|/|/{ (_`.' '.`_) } `)/`\\\\ \ .' _ 0_._0 _ '. / .,_ \|| } -.' (_) '.- { _{ `\ \|{_ / '.___|___.' \ } //`._ | /` \ | | } }:'-. ```'"--..==, { ,} \-"-/ .' } {,`-'. //>`\> {` _./|\._. '-' ._ .~` /` ;'. //> |> { {///( `-.-.-` ) _.' / '. ||> /> \ \|\);--`( )`--`(` } `\\>_.'> ; _/`/(__.'/`-'.,__/`, .` `"""` .-'` ;-.( \_(; \ .' .--, (`-._ ./ ` '. `-._..~` /o\\ jgs `'-;/``. `;-"`: |oo|| .--._ _.' . \ o ; . | /| /.-. ` . '._ _.' ' \_// ||oo\ `. `'-----` _.~`--..__,..' |\o | .~`'--......--' \'._/ _.~` `.__.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-08-22.txt #1520 FLOWERS FOR (Fri, 2003 Aug 22) o_ .-" ". ALGERNON GET OFF CHARLY PLEASE bmw ." _-'-""--o J ,"" _ ". .-",___,)____)___),-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-01-12.txt #1298 IS THAT A PIG (Sun, 2003 Jan 12) TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER FUCKFACE / / '\___/'_____ -._ /. .\' \ : \_Y_/ |--" \_ __ / par"/_/ "\_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-04-22.txt #1398 SWASTIKA (Tue, 2003 Apr 22) ,,,,, (((( )) ((( a a __ ((( v ) (__\ ) (-'_____.-, \\ // ))--------' \\ //) / \\______//'~| `-----//-. | IF YOU SQUINT .'; `|| I'M A SWASTIKA ~` || || || || ||_ _________________\__)_______________ //----------------------------------\\ jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-03.txt #1348 LAWNMOWER (Mon, 2003 Mar 3) ---. .--- '. .' '.' / / / / YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO HEAR MY THOUGHTS ON / GLOBAL WARMING OR WORLD PEACE DO YOU ???? / / YOU JUST WANT ME TO MOW YOUR LAWN !!!!!! / .'. YOU ANIMALS .' \ .' | / .' \ / ..--/_________|.--. // '----------'// \\ ||'=:='=:='=:='||()|| \\_'--''--''--'\\__// `--' LGB `--` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-03-17.txt #1362 ASKING FOR IT (Mon, 2003 Mar 17) HEY LOOK! IT'S ELIZABETH SMART CIRCA XMAS 2002 LET'S FACE IT PEOPLE THAT LITTLE DYKE WAS ASKING FOR IT , ____ ~(__ \. .--------__ :o \. | __--------. ( _________ \ `. |_| / _________ ) ( _________ `o-___________-`-.-'-_____________-o' _________ ) ( _________ `-----------(.v(.)-------------' _________ ) \____________________ `- -' ______________________/ \___________________'\ * /`_____________________/ ______: . : / _____ / ) : / /' /' : l / / :) ( :---._ ..// `--------O\.. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-28.txt #1495 FRESH AIR (Mon, 2003 Jul 28) ________ /________\ //( ( ( ( \\ || ((|| THEY DON'T CALL HER ||) ) ` ) )|| TERRY GROSS FOR || (\___( ( || NOTHING FOLKS \|) ) \)_|/ / ((\_v_/ \ / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ | | | | `~~| |~~' |\ /| | \ / | |___V___| | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| / \ / \ ______/ \_______ ============================ A. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-05.txt #1534 DON'T TELL ANYONE (Fri, 2003 Sep 5) .-. / 7, `\,')/, DON'T TELL ANYONE BUT I MASTURBATED ( \\ =/= ))) TO THIS (NOT REALIZING THE P.A. IS ON ) \\ < . D/ AND THE WHOLE CAMP WILL HEAR ME ( \\ `e_ / TALKING ABOUT MY RASH TO COL. POTTER) \ \\_ __\ \___ ) / 7// ~ `\ / |( / ) ) , \ ( ' `\(_ (_' \ \ \ \__/ \ (\ ) ) )) \\ | /( ( )\| ( \_ / '( \ | ( |'\/\ | | | | | / ( ` /( ,( | ( ) \ | ) \ | | / \ | | / \ | /( )\ / / \ \ b'ger __/_/ \_\ ____ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-11.txt #1540 WHAT THE SECOND AMENDMENT MEANS TO ME (Thu, 2003 Sep 11) LARGE GUN ,______________________________________ |_________________,----------._ [____] ""-,__ __....-----===== (_(||||||||||||)___________/ "" | `----------' Krogg98[ ))"-, | "" `, _,--....___ | SMALL URINE PUDDLE `/ """" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-14.txt #1481 TURTLE POKING I (Mon, 2003 Jul 14) _,---._ .-' ``-._ / \ ' ``. \ / ~` ) .=" , ) | Y ( ~ ( \ ,-" `=' 4, `..-._..~"n4biS'_._: MAN I HAVE TO TAKE A SERIOUS DUMP YOU CAN SEE A TURTLE HEAD POKING !!!! IT'S ALMOST TOUCHING FABRIC HERE PEOPLE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-30.txt #1589 LET ALONE EAT IT (Thu, 2003 Oct 30) ,;. .; `'-;.- ,;` `., SOMETIMES MY SHIT ._; ;` SMELLS SO BAD THAT `; ;` YOU DON'T WANT TO RUB ;_ .-.-,`; `; IT ALL OVER YOUR FACE ;`` ' o '`&` LET ALONE EAT IT ` o\ ; `. `_ ; * .~_.' * )__.-\ |\ ) .' \ | | `,. ,' `. `. | | `\ / `. | | ,' `\ ,' ,1 `.`. | | , `\ / / L `.| |,' ;_ `. \ \ \ `| |; ,' \ _) `. `)~\ |-| | `.-' ~-. `._./ ; | | | ,' | ( ,'`; |-| | \ _.--< `-.'_,' | | | `-( 7 ; ; `. | >-Y-') / ; | \ `-=p~ ,' ; : `. `|. / ; | `. `. || ,' / | ;. `. || / ,' ,' ' ;. `. || ,' / '| ';`-. `. || / ;|`-._.,'-.__.' `-. `|| ,' ,' P | q `-. ||. ,' ,-' ; ; ) `-|| `-. ,-' ,' ; ,^. d || `~-.`-. ,' ,-' `L d : p || `-.`. ,' ,-' ___| q__: b........||_ ~.\ ,' _,-' __,--~ | \ (_ \ | `~~--._ `\ / ,' _,--~ (_ | `\.__| ; `~-.._| / ,' ,-~ \ \ ` / ,' ,-~ kg `-._> | ; ,-~ |/_/ ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-24.txt #1583 EXPERIMENTAL DICKITIS TREATMENT (Fri, 2003 Oct 24) /\ .-_-. / \ || .-.( .' .-. // \ / \\\/ (((\ /))) \ / // )( ) '._ ,-. ___. )/ //(__) \_((( ( :) \)))/ , / || \_ \ '-' /_ /| ),// || \ (_._.'_ \ (o__// _||_ \ )\ .(/ / __) \ \ ( \ '_ .' /( |-. \ \_'._'.\__/)))) (__)'.'. _._ | | _.-._ || \ '. / //--' / '--//'-'/\||____\ '. \---.\ .----.// // ||// '\ \ / ' \/ ' \\__\\ ,||\\_______.' \\___//\\____//\____\ || _.-'''---. /\___/ \____/ \\/ || ..'_.''''---.| /. \ / || I HEAR SOAP AND WATER .'.-'O __ / _/ )_.--.____( || IS PRETTY GOOD TREATMENT / / / \__/ /' /\ \(__.--._____) || FOR DICKITIS | | /\ \ \_.' | | \ | || \ '.__\,_.'.__/./ / ) . |\ || '..__ O --' ___..' /\ /|'. || ''----' | \/\.' / /'. || |\(()).' / \ || _/ \ \/ / \|| __..--'' '. | ||| .-'' / '._|/ ||| / __.- / /|| \ ____..-----'' / | || '. )). | / || ''._// \ .-----./ || '. \ (.-----.) || '. \ | / || )_ \ | | || /__'O\ ( ) ( || _______mrf,-'____/|/__ |\ \ || | | || |____) (__) '-----' || \ | || \ | || \ | || | \ || |_ \ || /_'O\|| .-'___/(__) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-18.txt #1577 ANNIE ASCII AND HER WHORE FRIEND (Sat, 2003 Oct 18) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH \ \ / \ / \ _____ .|||||. ((( `\ ||||||||| _ _`\ ) || . . || (^ ) ) || ' || ~-( ) |||\ = /||| _'((,,,))) |||||`-'||||| ,-' / `\ .---' `---. ( `\_(_./'\_ | /' | | `\ `-.-^-..-'/| | | /( `-.v.-' )\ | \ / | | \___`--/ \--'___/ ;. ( / ,' | , | /.__.-\ ' / \ :"-./--") | | : / ' \ V / : / ,' \ | / `/ .' ( )|( ) ( ( / | \ \ \ | | | \ ) \ | / )\ ( ) | ( _.-"-._._ _/`_\ \ VK mmo^omm `==..___,-' `" _/ _) aa Q: WHAT KIND OF WHORE TAKES OFF HER BOTTOM *FIRST* ???? A: YOU Q: WHY WOULD SHE DO SUCH A THING ????? A: REPEATED MOLESTATIONS AT AGE 8 *** BECAUSE THE MORE YOU KNOW ....................... *** File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-21.txt #1641 FOLLOW THE BOUNCING AIDS (Sun, 2003 Dec 21) `Mb `b ..rmMMbmy.. `b .dMP"' `"VMb. `b .p' `Mb `b ,p' `Mb ,mdMMbm. q. ,dP `b ,MP"' `"MMb. `b .P `b ,P' `b. `L M `L ,P MM MM' AIDS `P `P --====-- --====-- ---======--- EVERBODY FOLLOW THE BOUNCING AIDS !!! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-09.txt #1629 A POO POKING (Tue, 2003 Dec 9) . /| FOLKS THERE'S A POO POKING |@/ NOBODY PANIC _/" EVERYBODY REMAIN CALM _/==\__ NO SUDDEN MOVES (==---==) NO SUDDEN MOVES /%/_________\ OH MY GOD HERE IT /#(_|_|_|_|_|_) FOR THE LOVE OF GBHALF HLSHFLKSHFLK |#(_|_|_|_|_|_|_) |#(|_|_|_|_|_|_|) |#(_|_|_|_|_|_|_) \#(_|_|_|_|_|_) \#|_|_|_|_|_/ GOD HELP ME IT'S EVERYWHERE AL '"-------" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-24.txt #1341 JUSTICE SCALIA (Mon, 2003 Feb 24) , , I CAN'T BEAT OFF LEGALLY /(.-""-.)\ |\ \/ \/ /| I WOULD HIRE A LAWYER OR PERHAPS A | \ / =. .= \ / | SPECIAL INTEREST GROUP TO LOBBY ON \( \ o\/o / )/ MY BEHALF BUT I REALLY THINK IT'S A \_, '-/ \-' ,_/ POINTLESS EXERCISE AT THIS POINT / \__/ \ \ \__/\__/ / IT'S CLEAR SCALIA'S AGAINST ME SO ___\ \|--|/ /___ THE SUPREME COURT WOULD NEVER /` \ / `\ OVERTURN IT jgs / '----' \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-11.txt #1417 DIXIE CHICKS (Sun, 2003 May 11) YAP YAP WE'RE YOUR GARDEN-VARIETY DUMB DYKES THE PRESIDENT IS A BUTTHEAD!!!! HEHE OKAY I'M SORRY FOR WHAT WE JUST SAID IN FACT WE DIDN'T SAY IT WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING WE LOVE OUR PRESIDENT I THINK SOCIALISM CAN WORK IF WE ALL HOLD HANDS AND REALLY TRY -. . _____ ',' , ,' ,' ', ', ,' ,' | | \ \ | | \ /^\ \ ,' ,' \ \ ,' ,' / ~-.___\.-' ,' / .______.- ~ \ / /' \ \ \./ \/' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-18.txt #1335 ALEPH NOT (Tue, 2003 Feb 18) / // || \ \ \ \ \ /\ \ \ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \/ \ \ /\ \ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ | \ \ \ \_____/| || \ejm_/ // / IF I HAD A SUBSCRIPTED ZERO I WOULD BE ALL MATHY AND REPRESENT A TRANSFINITE CARDINAL !!!! BUT WITHOUT IT I AM JUST ANOTHER JEWISH LETTER (SUCH AS YOU MIGHT FIND ON A DREIDEL OR IN A JEWISH NEWSPAPER) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-05.txt #1411 BOOMERANG (Mon, 2003 May 5) FRANK BURNS EATS WORMS \. ./ \\ // \\ // \`-'/ CJ `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-04.txt #1410 CRICKET (Sun, 2003 May 4) .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. / // \ / \ | // : | ......::::: : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' AsH `"----"' `"----"' WHO FRAMED MY BALLS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-10.txt #1416 DREAM COME TRUE (Sat, 2003 May 10) _____ I'LL MAKE OUTRAGEOUSLY RACIST ((( `\ REMARKS WHILE HIDING BEHIND THIS , ,`\ ) LARGE-BREASTED TOOTHPICK THIN (^ ) ) PERSONA!!! ~-( ) _'((,,,))) THE PERFECT COVER FOR AN ,-' \_/ `\ UNSTOPPABLE EATING MACHINE ( , | WITH GROSS "FRIED EGG" TITS `-.-'`-.-'/|_| \ / | | MMM HOMPH ARBY'S AND ASCII ART =()=: / ,' ua I'M A WIFE-BEATER'S DREAM COME TRUE! HEHEHE! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-19.txt #1336 ILLUMINATI (Wed, 2003 Feb 19) /\ AS PART OF A VAST WORLD-WIDE CONSPIRACY hjm / \ I COMMAND THEE: BEAT OFF UNTO ME /,--.\ /< () >\ IF I SAY "FNORD" AT THE END OF A SENTENCE / `--' \ DOES THAT MAKE ME REALLY FUNNY OR SOMEONE / \ WHO NEEDS TO GET FUCKING BEATEN TO NEAR / \ DEATH AND THEN RAPED WITH A BROOM /______________\ AS YOU CAN SEE THAT'S REALLY TWO JOKES IN ONE SO YOU REALLY GET YOUR MONEY'S WORTH HERE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-25.txt #1342 ROCK ON (Tue, 2003 Feb 25) _ | | _ ROCK ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | | | YEAH !!!!!!!!! METAL RULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | _ _ | | | || || || | I'M 30 AND LIVE IN MY MOM'S BASEMENT AND | || || || | WORK AT THE GROCERY STORE AND/OR GAS | || _| || | STATION | |/ /_|| | | /()/ | |/ / \ | \ \ / ---------- Adam File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-08.txt #1628 ALL ABOUT RAPE (Mon, 2003 Dec 8) _.._ ," "\ RAPE IS NOT ABOUT PHYSICAL ATTRACTION OR SEXUAL / _ | ATTRIBUTES IT IS PLAIN AND SIMPLE ABOUT CONTROL [' ", _ ; | (2" "`\ ALSO THE VIDEO GAME COINS THAT POP OUT OF THEIR `:`\, _' BODIES WHEN YOU DO IT SUCH AS IN MARIO BROTHERS |[``-_`~\ OR PERHAPS SIMPSONS: HIT AND RUN \|\\ _/"' "--" itz EVERY HUNDRED YOU GET AN EXTRA LIFE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-20.txt #1640 COWBOYNEAL (Sat, 2003 Dec 20) __________...----..____..-'``-..___ ,'. ```--.._ : ``._ | -- ``. | -.- -. - -. `. : __ -- . \ `._____________ ( `. -.- -- - . ` \ `-----------------\ \_.--------..__..--.._ `. `. : `--' `-._ . | `.` | \` | SSt \ | I'M COWBOYNEAL / \`. / _\-' /_,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-19.txt #1578 DEAR ABBY (Sun, 2003 Oct 19) ,-=-. / ) DEAR ABBY ( c/=( `-( _/ IF I SPELL "EVIL" AS "AEVIL" _/ (_ DOES THAT MAKE ME MORE OR / `-- ) LESS OF A PEDOPHILE/PAEDOPHILE < , ) )> ???????????????? / \/ \ (/\ / ,' ) \ \ -=` / / | \ \-` / | '\| <_./ \ / | / , \ <,_./ | / | /_ | | ``--.__.-='! | / \ ! '`'"' ("" '`'`"' `) \_'"'`"" "``''"''`" "'"`''' (_ \_ '"`=-'`" `" " '"" `-'`" '"'`' '`'"' '""`'" __ __ / . ) _ gpyy/ .' | /|/ / \ SHUT UP DYKE /ejm ` __|/ o ( .\ ``'"'""' \ | \___ '`'"`)| \__`-. '""'` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-25.txt #1584 LEAP YEAR (Sat, 2003 Oct 25) {{ }{ {{}}}{{ {{}}{}} }}}}{ {{}}} I LICK DICK 24/7/366 }{{}{}} (LEAP YEAR YOU SEE) {{}{}} }}{{}} {{}}{{ \ / .-''| |``-. '-._/_o_\_.-' `._ _.' | :F_P: | `._ .' `--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-31.txt #1590 NEW LOGO FOR HACKERDOM (Fri, 2003 Oct 31) ERIC S. RAYMOND PROPOSED A NEW LOGO FOR HACKERDOM !!!!!!!! ......... NO WOMAN WILL EVER LOVE .'------.' | YOU SO BEAT OFF WITH ME | .-----. | | | | | | | __| | | | |;. _______________ / |*`-----'.|.' `; // / `---------' .;' // /| / .''''////////;' // |=| .../ ######### /;/ //| |/ / / ######### // //|| / `-----------' // || /________________________________//| || `--------------------------------' | || : | || | || |__LL__|| || | || : | || | || | || `""' n | || `""' | || M | || | || | || MM | || `""' `""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-01.txt #1468 KARL MARX AND THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO (Tue, 2003 Jul 1) .ix x+vvv xxxvvvx ======= | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| |=====| WAY AHEAD | | OF YOU |=====| TIMOFEI File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-15.txt #1482 TURTLE POKING II (Tue, 2003 Jul 15) __.-----.._ _._-' `-. .-' `- - . \ / ' `. / \ | ' | | .' / | /; / | / +=,_ : / / \ \T| =_ | / V\ | ""=W \. / "|/| V \_ __)' [n4biS] \W' --., ` _." |; /F" / _'=" `^-Y_Y_;-' DID I OR DID I NOT SAY THAT I HAD TO TAKE A SERIOUS DUMP ???? FOLKS THEY DON'T CALL IT BOWEL MOVEMENT FOR NOTHING CLEAR A FUCKING PATH TO THE TOILET File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-10.txt #1539 (NO) SCRUBS (Wed, 2003 Sep 10) ,--. ,--. .--,`) ) .--, I AM PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE .--,`) \( (` /,--./ (` THAT FOR ALL INTENTS AND ( ( ,--. ) )\ /`) ).--,-. PURPOSES I BELIEVE YOU ;.__`) )/ /) ) ( (( (`_) ) TO BE A SCRUB (ALSO KNOWN ( ( / /( (.' "-.) )) )__.'-, AS A BUSTER) _,--.( ( /` `,/ ,--,) ) ( (``) \,` ==. .== \( (`,-; ;-,( (_) ~6~ \ / ~6~ (_) )_) ) ( (_ \_ ( )( )__/___.' '.__,-,\ \ '' /\ ,-. ( (_/ /\ __ /\ \_) ) '._.' \ \__/ / '._.' .--`\ /`--. jgs '----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-04.txt #1533 CONSPIRACY DUCK: NEW WORLD ORDER (Thu, 2003 Sep 4) ..... .' '. . . : : ' ' ,.*====. '. .' .====*., .-`"/c)}}}, :...: ,{{{(c\"`-. _.-'-6> {{{{{'''` `'''}}}}} <9-'-._ t |}}}}}} {{{{{{| y \__.___.'{{{{{{{ }}}}}}}'.___.__/ `[__/}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{\__]` {{{.' `'-._ _.-'` '.}}} }}/ ``` \{{ {{| |}} }}| |{{ .------{{{\ , , /}}}------. //.--------' ; ; '---------.\\ ((/// _ \ / _ \\\)) jgs (((--' `''-------'`'"'-----'"'`'-------''` '--))) o< THE 9/11 ATTACK WAS ORCHESTRATED BY PRESIDENT BUSH AND THE ELDERS OF ZION IN ORDER TO FURTHER THEIR PLANS FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-29.txt #1496 THREE QUESTIONS (Tue, 2003 Jul 29) ________ THREE QUESTIONS _jgN########Ngg_ _N##N@@"" ""9NN##Np_ * WHY DOES GARRY SHANDLING'S FACE d###P N####p LOOK LIKE IT WAS EXPOSED TO FLAME "^^" T#### d###P * ALSO WHY DOES HE SPELL HIS NAME _g###@F WITH TWO R'S _gN##@P gN###F" * FINALLY WHO RIPPED OFF MY RIGHT d###F LEG AND SHOVED IT UP MY OWN ASS 0###F 0###F HELLO ANSWERS PLEASE 0###F "NN@' ___ q###r "" DH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-12.txt #1541 KITTENDOODLES (Fri, 2003 Sep 12) ,-""-. /) OOPS !!!! FIRED FOR INCOMPETENCE / c/-} // AND CRYING AT WORK AGAIN !!!!!!! ( ,--)T-. // `/ ,_) )\__,-/ THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I CAN ALWAYS / /. \'_,-"< FIND SOME GUY TO TAKE CARE OF ME !!!!!!! / / ) _`).__ _/,' ( ""-."-. P.S. FROM NOW ON YOU MUST '-/ _/`-----. ),' ADDRESS ME AS "KITTENDOODLES" o!O '"-'"""----" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-06.txt #1535 WHACKOFF MAN (Sat, 2003 Sep 6) .:|||||:. ||||'''|||| ||| = = ||| |||/(o)|(o)\||| .-|/ __cob__ \|-. I'M WHACKOFF MAN (UNOFFICIAL TITLE) ( /-' _____ `-\ ) \(_.-'| | |`-._)/ / ||\_|_|_|_|_|_/|| / ||_) _ (u) _ (_|| _____/ |( `-.|_|_|.-' )| ||`-._______.-'|| |||\ /||| ||||`-.`-'.-'|||| |||||||) (||||||| .---'`-'`---. / \/o\/ \ | |o | | | |o | | | | |o | | | | |o | | VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-03.txt #1470 W.W.S.D. (Thu, 2003 Jul 3) .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| DO STONERS DO ANYTHING ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| SPECIAL AT 4:20 AM \\|| `"\"""/---'|| \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. ,-' [_] .-. \ ; `\| ||-'/ ` \ \ /`""-.`\ | ; | `.-|\_/ | ; ' | \-._ / | | / |`--'| : ;_\_ /| |/ /\|, ) __..; `----' :`.`|/ / / | | ; .' `\' ; \/ : _ : : / / : : _.'`.__.' | fsc \ _.' \ / | | / `---.._ | `\ `.____ \ / | `------' \__|_,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-17.txt #1484 UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE (Thu, 2003 Jul 17) DON'T MIND US WE'RE ACTUALLY USEFUL / /|\ [] |"""""""""""--__ /| |\ / | \ || |____________--"" ( |__| ) | ( ) | || | | \ / | .-. | || | | |12| ]( 0 )[ || | | | | / `-' \ || | | | | / /' `\ \ || | | | | | | | | |%%| | | | | | | | | ,'`, | | | | | | | | |||| | | |14| | | | | |||| | | / __ \ \ \ / / |||| | | ( | | ) `-' `-' `--' `-' \| |/ pb / UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-27.txt #1586 A MOMENT OF SILENCE (Mon, 2003 Oct 27) ___.----.____ CAN WE ALL HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE __,--(_,-' ,-' FOR MY RIGHT TESTICLE WHICH WAS _,-' ,-' SMOOSHED IN THE WORLD TRADE CENTER _,-' ,-' ATTACK ,-' () ,-' ,-' () ,-' ,-' __..--"" ,-' ,-'.--"" ,-' ,-' |\ __..--"" ,-' ,-': | \__..--"" ______ ,-' _,-' : __..--"" ,-'\_____/-' _,-' : __..--"" ,-' ,-' ,-' _,-'____/ : `---...___ ,-' ,-' ,-' _,-' _,-' : ```-,-' ,-' ,-' _,-' _,-' : |PG\,-'___,-'--"" ___,-'-...___ : |_..--"" ```---..: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-22.txt #1642 TWENTY THINGS TO DO WITH A CAT (Mon, 2003 Dec 22) _ ___ _.--. \`.|\..----...-'` `-._.-'_.-'` / ' ` , __.--' )/' _/ \ `-_, / `-'" `"\_ ,_.-;_.-\_ ', fsc/as _.-'_./ {_.' ; / {_.-``-' {_/ 1. THEY ARE GOOD FOR HOLDING FRUIT 2. TEACH IT TO FETCH A BALL AND THEN KICK IT 3. DON'T FEED IT FOR A MONTH AND WATCH IT DIE 4. CALL FOR THEM TO COME TO YOU AND THEN PISS ON THEM 5. PUNCH THEM IN THE WHISKERS AND EAT THEM _.. /}_{\ /.-' ( a a )-.___...-'/ ==._.== ; \ i _..._ /, {_;/ {_// fsc 6. STICK ITS HEAD IN THE TOILET AND FLUSH 7. SEE IF THEY REALLY LAND ON THEIR FEET 8. TAKE THEIR RECTAL TEMPERATURE WITH YOUR TONGUE 9. SQUEEZE THEM UNTIL THEY THROW UP 10. CRUSH THEIR LITTLE HEADS WITH A REALLY HEAVY DICTIONARY .^----^. (= o O =) (___V__) cf _|==|_ ___/' |--| | / ,._| | | ' | \__ |__}-|__} \___)` 11. PUT THEM IN YOUR PANTS AND DON'T LET THEM OUT 12. TELL THEM A LONG JOKE AND DON'T TELL THEM THE PUNCHLINE 13. BUY IT DRINKS AND DINNER AND THEN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT 14. FEED IT DRAINO AND WATCH IT ROLL AROUND ON THE FLOOR 15. CUT ITS SPHINCTER SO IT CRAPS ALL THE TIME /\_/\ >^.^<.---. _'-`-' )\ (6--\ |--\ (`.`-. --' --' ``-'BP cat 16. TEST ITS AERODYNAMIC CAPABILITIES 17. GET IT STONED AND TRY TO MAKE IT SUCK YOU 18. PUT IT IN THE WASHING MACHINE THEN IN THE DRYER 19. FEED IT BEANS AND THEN LIGHT ITS FARTS ON FIRE 20. PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE FOR A WHILE BECAUSE IT'S BEEN IN THE RAIN .----------------. /__________________\ ||\ ________ /| _ | || |: :| |o(_)| || |;-""""-;| |o(_)| || |________| | __ | ||/__________\|[__]| hjw "------------------" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-27.txt #1344 NAHEO (Thu, 2003 Feb 27) , , /////| NAHEO / DON'T LOSE YOUR INDIAN ///// | NAHEO / THAT'S WHAT HE SAID ///// | |~~~| | | |===| |/| | B |/| | | I | | | | B | | | | L | / | E | / |===|/ jgs '---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-06.txt #1412 PRODUCT PLACEMENT (Tue, 2003 May 6) I'M AN ARCHAEOPTERYX, THE FIRST TRUE BIRD AND RIGHT AFTER I LAND I'M GETTING A MARS BAR / .---. / / \ ) o \ /,- \ \)_ V )/) \_) \ ( , \ \ -_(-__ \ / \ | ,-/ `--' \ | / \ | | ) \| \ ,,,l` `. \ \ ( ( \ ) \ \ \ l `-\_/ \ \ ! // `. `-_ \ ) //_-//\ ( \ _-_// `-( ) / `-( `\ `, \ / ( ( BP `-.; ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-12.txt #1418 BORN ADDICTED (Mon, 2003 May 12) I WAS BORN ADDICTED _.~._ TO CRACK AND ,~'.~@~.`~. BARBITURATES / : _..._ : \ { :,"''))`".: } 'C) 9 _ 9 (-'.._,-"7o-.__ ( )(@)( ) /o `. `-.___.-' `-._ / \ \ / `-' ;`-._,-. CAN I WATCH SPONGEBOB y `---t.,-. \_____ ,' /---.__\ _( \--------' _,\ ,' `-.__.--' `. \_____ '///,-`-' `-------' hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-13.txt #1419 OXYGEN TANKS (Tue, 2003 May 13) . . * . Ojosh!ro '98 + / .'`-. . . /| .'`-. `-. .-""""-. + . * / !' `-. / / 0 . \ . /`/`-. / / | ( ) | `/ _ `-.-` / . \ . o / ___Z__// - /\_____/`-.__.-' . * / // - / / . ~-._ // -.-`-./`-,/ . + + / ~ `-.-'/ `-./ * ' '/ / . * . * WHOSE TURN IS IT TO STIR THE CRYO TANKS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-07.txt #1413 BLUES BROTHERS (Wed, 2003 May 7) , __ ,__(^) / (^) I SURE HOPE THERE'S GOING TO BE / \~`/ _`~` A BLUES BROTHERS 2003 OR POSSIBLY _(^) |/_/,\`, EVEN A BLUES BROTHERS 2004 ,/ `~\ ,|/ \ (^) (^) ,\ | (^)`~` `~` \|` `~` ,|/lc WHAT DO YOU MEAN JOHN GOODMAN'S GAY ~"^"~"^"~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-26.txt #1343 THE ALIEN SPEAKS (Wed, 2003 Feb 26) I GIVE REALLY GOOD BACKRUBS _____ .() .'() ( .--.) \ .---. / / / .' /.) ' \ .' )/ /-/ / .'() ((/> \ .' .---.( / (`./ .' .' (-./ \\\_// .' _____ ,-._. / <\// \`--\_/\ .' `-._ <,. \/> ,,== \> \/ .'.-' <\// \ | `---\ `--. `-._/>_/>/> ) `(__/ ( |-<____<\/ .-')-+'``'`'`\ `. _ __ __ _ \ \.-<\ )--------)/ / ///--\ )-' \> \> \>`' / )/ // /'`-----' `-. (___ `-._ _ ,( ) / ||-- \ / | ---\` goodwin //---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-23.txt #1643 SO IT TURNS OUT (Tue, 2003 Dec 23) THERE'S A SHORTAGE OF CHAIRS IN HEAVEN .-""-._ / ___/ \ _&_ _.--""|/ `\| // \\ .' ( ^/ ^ )'. / / \ \ / | _ | \ // / \ \\ | _\____/ | /_/_/_\_\_\ | .' \____/-._ | .-"-. | / `; /# \ | / / _|_.---\ | | |.-.; :--.-(_/.____/.-""\___/"-. / \ / ~~/ /\ \{"=.______.="} /--. ; /___/_~~/ ; .--\"=...__...="} / \-/ `\______|/ \-.______..-; | /`| | \ | |||| || | /_ | |_______/ | |||| || | \_/| |-------' |--'||'--._|| | | | | || |> |______| |____________|._ || _..-;| | [___] | `||() || |______ |\/|____________|jgs|| () (__) \__/ (__) () File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-26.txt #1585 GALACTIC BESTIALITY FILMS (Sun, 2003 Oct 26) __/) ASIMOV KEEPS REJECTING MY STORIES .-(__(=: | \) WHAT'S SO WRONG ABOUT HUMANS BEING ejm97 (\__ | USED IN GALACTIC BESTIALITY FILMS :=)__)-| __/) (/ |-(__(=: HEY MAN-BOY LOVE WORKED FOR HEINLEIN ______ | _ \) / \ | / \ ___\|/___\ [ ]\ \ / \ \ / \___/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-16.txt #1483 FALLOUT SHELTER (Wed, 2003 Jul 16) IS THIS THE FALLOUT SHELTER ______ ,-' ; ! `-. / : ! : . \ |_ ; __: ; | / )| . :)(. ! | / |" (##) _ | / | : ;`' (_) ( | : : . | )_ ! , ; ; | \ || . . : : | \ |" . | : . | \ |mt-2_;----.___| \ YES STAND BACK PLEASE (SLAM) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-02.txt #1469 HE MEANS DENIAL (Wed, 2003 Jul 2) _.,_ ,-'.' .`-, ;; '. ' `. ;` - _ _,-; ' ; `. ,% .-, - mic ,_.,-'` ';; ; : ;%' | | \ ___ _._,-`'\ `'-`' _.,' `. ) __,--`-,,`' ,._,.-`-., _.,-.--.-,`''` | _| |__ `---'////\ / .-, `-`-^--`'^`-...,,| | |.,/ //\)(/ `-\.-. | `-' ( .-; | | ,. `-~ ~~-. `._.' ,/ / `~ ~~~ ~~ /,.`) // / PROJECTION IS NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT /_ `/ ( `/ `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-07.txt #1536 BLOSSOM (Sun, 2003 Sep 7) _ /\.'|_ _.-| |\ | / |_ / \ _>-"""-._.'|_ >`-.' `./ \ /`./ \-< WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP `-| |_/ PARENTS WOULD NAME THEIR /_| |_\ KID BLOSSOM ANYWAY ) | | | -<| |\/ `'_\ /`< |_/`. .'\_/ \_/ >-.._..-'\_| `-`_| \_\|_/ | `' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | /\ | | | /| \ |\ | |/ |/ \| \| VK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-13.txt #1542 THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP (Sat, 2003 Sep 13) <> .-"""-. ||::::::========== /= \ ||::::::========== |- /~~~\ | ||::::::========== |=( '.' ) | ||================ \__\_=_/__/ ||================ {_______} ||================ /` * `'--._|| /= . [] . { > / /|ooo |`'--'|| THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN ( )\_______/ || \``\/ \ || SON OF A BITCH I'M DOWN A CRATER `-| == \_| || / | || |= >\ __/ || \ \ |- --| || \ __| \___/ || jgs _{__} _{__} || ( )( ) || ^^~ `""" `""" ~^^^~^^~~~^^^~^^^~^^^~^^~^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-06.txt #1473 DRAGON MASTER (Sun, 2003 Jul 6) _,,_,,,.._ <-. ,' _____,_`-. `\ / .' ``^,'.__ // I / '---'' | I j \ I'M LANTHHHHH THE DRAGON MATHHHHHTER \ \. `. \,. ,__ _,,-~`--..-~-'_,/`--,,,____ `\,_,/',_.-~_..-~/' ,/---~~~"""`\ _,_,,,\q\q/' \,,-~'_,/`````-,7. ___,,- `@v@`\\,,,,__ \,,-~~"__/` ",,/ `-. ___.----~~~' __/ `--''_..-~~\ \,-~~"" `\_,/ `^__.'--~~ __ ,--""` ,|``-~~--./_,,_ _,,-~~'/ \.-~' __.--~ _," ,/ `\,_,,/`\ `\,__,\,V /' ,-",-'/ _/ ; _,,/__..-|| / /\,_|_,| __' __) .' /' / | \ \ _/'__/\,' _ '.__/ ,-'.-'----""/ l \ "\_/\__/\," _" / _"....___,/ / \ L\-\_.// _/ \/ | 1 / K/ /__( ." \ |--.....--"| | ," / / __) \ \ | I \_/ /_ /\__> _/ | Y _\_ ,,T ( / _ " / / / l / l "----"" \ '_/___/^^~~'/"__,,,_,/ ./_ l \ \ 7 / @ ) \ \_ _,,-\ \,---~\ __ / ] \""---"' '\ / \"__." _/ ____/ (_`~._ _.-`, ,___/ (_ _,-'/,-/,_._ \ `."----"" `, ___/_/ 7`,-._\__ \[ {( {( `_} `-.. \, _\[_\({(/ `~_} ` `` ""--..--"---""" ` ` Marcin File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-12.txt #1479 HOLLYWOOD DIET (Sat, 2003 Jul 12) I JUST LEARNED THAT THE AIDS WILL MAKE ME SKINNY AGAIN __ ",'. ",\ / Y , _,'--.\ \_-( ;--(/\ ) \'. )6,6 /) \ \_ \ _, |_ ', '--/'---'- /_/'-._ '-'-L._ -|/ /-._ / | |-~'--._'-._/(, ,_/> / ''--~ /\<_ _/ // "-'-'\ ,~-. ._ ) / \_/ '\ / / \ | / /` _\ | ( ,/ _.-' __.' / / [((---' / / ) ) / / \/ K=/ snd / _> )_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-17.txt #1546 (ONE) SCRUB (Wed, 2003 Sep 17) ,--. ,--. .--,`) ) .--, OKAY MAYBE JUST ONE SCRUB .--,`) \( (` /,--./ (` ( ( ,--. ) )\ /`) ).--,-. ;.__`) )/ /) ) ( (( (`_) ) ( ( / /( (.' "-.) )) )__.'-, _,--.( ( /` `,/ ,--,) ) ( (``) \,` ==. .== \( (`,-; ;-,( (_) ~6~ \ / ~6~ (_) )_) ) ( (_ \_ ( )( )__/___.' '.__,-,\ \ '' /\ ,-. ( (_/ /\ __ /\ \_) ) '._.' \ \__/ / '._.' .--`\ /`--. jgs '----' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-03.txt #1532 EROGENOUS ZONE (Wed, 2003 Sep 3) _.--'''-._ .-'/ `\ THE ENTIRE LEFT SIDE OF MY BODY IS /.-'`. '\ ONE GIANT EROGENOUS ZONE '/ .-.`-. ` ` ( }) (}\ `-._\ : OKAY THE RIGHT TOO // . )) '. ; \` *', . /v\ / ,' \_/ ' (: . ha/VK/ejm `-.___.--' /-.-' ) | .----'`-.___.-'`----. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-22.txt #1581 CONSPIRACY DUCK: GNUTELLA PIONEER (Wed, 2003 Oct 22) _,-|||||, ____ _ _-._-\\| | o= o=\ \\' `.\ \\o| o |) o= o=)-)) // \\= // `. o=_o=/_//--''' `\-'/ _`. |` | / `-. | | | -' | \ `-. ; | _ |\ `.` , /__|| ;/ `-. | `-._/ '---'`-. ; ) \ \ `-' | `- | \ | |- ) | ;..__/ | // ,'---. / `--/ |________| /`._ / |` `| jrei | _ `. `.,_____| o< PRETTY SURE GENE KAN WAS ASSASSINATED BY THE FREE SOFTWARE FOUNDATION BECAUSE GNUTELLA CAN'T SCALE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-27.txt #1647 URINE SNOB (Sat, 2003 Dec 27) FROM NOW ON I'LL ONLY BE DRINKING DESIGNER URINE // // // // _______|| ,-''' ||`-. ( || ) |`-..._______,..-'| | || | | _______|| | |,-'''_ _ ~ ||`-.| | ~ / `-.\ ,-'\ ~| |`-...___/___,..-'| | `-./-'_ \/_| | | -' ~~ || -.| jrei ( ~ ~ ~~ ) `-..._______,..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-03.txt #1409 HOOK ME UP (Sat, 2003 May 3) I AM GAY RED IS POSITIVE, BLACK IS NEGATIVE HOOK ME UP / / # # ( ) ___#_#___|__ _ |____________| _ _=====| | | | | |==== _ =====| |.---------------------------. | |==== <--------------------' . . . . . . . . '--------------/ \ / \_______________________________________________WWS_________/ wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-17.txt #1423 MISSION FROM GOD (Sat, 2003 May 17) __ || WHEN I MASTURBATE IT'S NOT ==== BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD IT'S | |__ BECAUSE GOD TELLS ME TO | |-.\ |__| \\ || || ======__| ________||__ dcau /____________\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-22.txt #1339 FRIGHTENING ACRONYM (Sat, 2003 Feb 22) _____ _ _____ ____ /_ /, | ,-, ) /'_`\ |_ _| | __| \ \> | `-'< | (_) | | | | _| ) )__ ,_ |_|`\_\ \___/ |_| |_| (_.-'_)__$ ;-'' THIS IS THE MOST FRIGHTENING ACRONYM EVER CONSTRUCTED IN HUMAN HISTORY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-23.txt #1340 I HATE YOU, NEVER FORGET THAT (Sun, 2003 Feb 23) NO NO IT JUST DOESN'T ADD UP THE DIAMETER OF MY ANUS REALLY SHOULD BE WIDER THAN BOTH YOUR FISTS ADD THE NUMBERS AGAIN EGGHEAD I SIMPLY MUST FIND A WAY TO PROVE THIS ADMISSION: $2.95 _____________________ | _________________ | | | / | | | | /\ / | | | | /\ / \ / | | | | / \/ \/ | | | |/ JO | | | |_________________| | | __ __ __ __ __ __ | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | ___ ___ ___ ___ | | | 7 | 8 | 9 | | + | | | |___|___|___| |___| | | | 4 | 5 | 6 | | - | | | |___|___|___| |___| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | | x | | | |___|___|___| |___| | | | . | 0 | = | | / | | | |___|___|___| |___| | |_____________________| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-16.txt #1422 SIR (Fri, 2003 May 16) DOMINO'S PIZZA ??? AT 1 AM ????? SIR ???????? / `. ---)..( ||||(,o) ptr "`'" \__/ YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS MRS. / )..( (.o) `.( ) |||| ptr "`'" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-02.txt #1408 FRIENDSTER (Fri, 2003 May 2) THE NUMBER OF FRIENDS I HAVE IN MY FRIENDSTER PROFILE IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO MY VALUATION OF MY OWN SELF-WORTH _________________.---.______ (_(______________(_o o_(____() .___.'. .'.___. \ o Y o / \ \__ __/ / '.__'-'__.' ''' mrf File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-26.txt #1646 JOHN CARMACK'S .PLAN (Fri, 2003 Dec 26) _____, _..-=-=-=-=-====--, _.'a / .-',___,..=--=--==-'` ( _ \ / //___/-=---=----' ` `\ / //---/--==----=-' ,-. | / \_//-_.'==-==---=' MORE HOT SAUCE (.-.`\ | |'../-'=-=-=-=--' (' `\`\| //_|-\.`;-~````~, _ \ | \_,_,_\.' \ .'_`\ `\ , , \ || `\\ \ / _.--\ \ '._.'/ / | / /`---' \ \ |`'---' \/ / /' \ ;-. \ jgs __/ / __) \ ) `| ((='--;) (,___/(,_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-23.txt #1582 SOME MILK (Thu, 2003 Oct 23) ...... .:::::` . I WOULD LIKE SOME MILK ::::: - - FROM THE MILKMAN'S WIFE'S TITS :::(, o ::::. -,' :::;'. \_ ::| ,-`.-. ::| | o` o ::| | \_ _.'.' | |\ | \ \|\ | \ \ ) ./ \ \ \ (__/ .-._`-._ | `-._`. ` `.\ _ `. _____ \ ( '-'~~ / .' ____________.' ' .' Krogg ~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-02.txt #1531 WELCOME TO THE NIHON EMPIRE (Tue, 2003 Sep 2) .`;gr` `^NMH^ ^ mMMMV:` ` tD` `MMMMMMHbu^`.t`?. > `pMMMMMMMMMMMMb.` `` .` HMMMMMMMMMMMMNl^ ?N#@MMMMMMMM#p;?^` ^ppyMMyzqNMMMH^ `.=Mv`` .?Zmu l y^ ` ` uy t. `?@MNu t@MMM@^ yMMMMMH^ ^kMMMMMM@` ?MMMMMMM; gMMMMMMq` ` `lMMMMMMb . =MMMMM@r; `^:tHMMMMM= ` . ^HMMMMMMMq ;@: ^l#MMMMMMMMm MAN ITALY O tg.=gNMMMMMMMMMMH^ IS LOOKING `` `lNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM= PRETTY RAGGED ^ ^HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMl AFTER WWII .:..`^;==r?.`tMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNbHMu. :fNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMgZzvHu ` ` .?gMMMMMMMMM@HMM#MMMM?@#MMMMu^#: ?. ,f ` lrVgMMMMHkk z` ::;MMMMH?..:::: ;;` O :fuZvr@t ^ ^l#M@z;=MMMMq?^` ` ` U` o .lvgNMblZ; ,^zNMMMMNHl .fMMr` : `umHVMMMMNz ZMM@:`.z` U: . ;rZ?HMMMMN. .mV` V .V=@MMMg` ` `lNMMMM. ?HuMMp ;t=p.` [Seb] V File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-16.txt #1545 SHAKESPEARE (Tue, 2003 Sep 16) _,--._.-, /\_r-,\_ ) A COCKSUCKER BY ANY OTHER NAME .-.) _;='_/ (.; WOULD STILL SUCK COCK (DUH) \ \' \/S ) L.'-. _.'|-' <_`-'\'_.'/ `'-._( \ ___ \\, ___ \ .'-. \\ .-'_. / '._' '.\\/.-'_.' '--``\('--' \\ `\\, snd+jgs \| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-13.txt #1480 IT'S THE ANSWER BEAR (Sun, 2003 Jul 13) DEAR ANSWER BEAR FIRST I'D LIKE TO SAY I LOVE THE SHOW NEVER MISS A SINGLE EPISODE SO ON TO MY QUESTION BASICALLY I HAVE TERTIARY PNEUMONIA AND SOME SERIOUS RASHES AND THE LIKE FROM MY ADVANCING AIDS DUE TO TOUCHING AND SUCKING THINGS I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE TOUCHED AND SUCKED SO IS THERE SOME SORT OF SALVE OR LOTION I CAN RUB ON MY CHOPS THAT WILL CLEAR THIS UP SINCERELY, FAGGOT FROM FARGO THE ANSWER BEAR ANSWERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,^~~~-. .-~~~"-. : .--. \ / .--. \ : ( .-`<^~~~-: : ) : `. `-,~ ^- ' .' `-: ,.-~ .' `. ,' @ @ | : __ ; ...{ (__) ,----. / `. ,' ,--. `. | `.,___ , : : : | .' ~~~~ \ / : \.. / `. `--' .' | ~----~ | FILE A BUG FATTY | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-07.txt #1474 ACHY BREAKY DONG (Mon, 2003 Jul 7) ,-. / \ `. __..-,O MY BIG FAT DONG : \ --''_..-'.' | . .-' `. '. MY ACHY BREAKY DONG : . .`.' \ `. / .. HEPATITIS Q \ `. ' . `, `. \ ,|,`. `-.\ '.|| ``-...__..-` | | |__| /||\ //||\\ // || \\ __//__||__\\__ '--------------' SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-11.txt #1478 ALL NEW DARK ANGEL (Fri, 2003 Jul 11) PREPARE YOURSELF FOR HORRIBLY PAINFUL ANAL SEX AND BLOODY RELIGIOUS RITUALS THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRINGE IN HORROR _"_ % (< ? ` " __||___ |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger ON AN ALL-NEW DARK ANGEL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-05.txt #1472 DOOM III (Sat, 2003 Jul 5) THIS IS AN ACTUAL SCREENSHOT FROM DOOM III ) ( ( ( ( ) () @@ ) (( ( ( ( )( @@ ( )) ) ( ( ( ( ()( /---\ (()( ( _______ ) ) )(@ !O O! )@@ ( ) ) ) < ____) ) ( ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( ) /--| |( o| ( ) ) ((@@(@@ !o! @@@@(@@@@@)() ( | > \___| ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( ) | /---------+ (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@( . | | \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ . . | \ \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @ . | \ \----+--\-))) @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. . | |\______|_)))/ . @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . . \__========== * . @@ /MM /\O O/\ MM\ @@@@@@@. . | |-\ \ ( . @ !!! !! \-/ !! !!! @@@@@ . | | \ \ ) . . @@@@ !! !! .(. @. .. . | | \ \ ( / .( . \)). ( |O )( O! @@@@ . ) . | | / / ) ( )). (( .) !! ((( !! @@ (. ((. . . | | / / () )) )) .( ( ( ) ). ( !! )( !! ) (( )) .. | |_< / ( ) ( ( ) ) (( ) )).) ((/ | ( | \( )) ((. ). ____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-28.txt #1557 ERA (Sun, 2003 Sep 28) I MAKE LESS MONEY THAN A MAN DOING THE SAME JOB + * |\ . . \\ * . + . * . + \\ \\ . + * . + . {====} (\\ ,,,,. * . + * . * \(),~`~`~~, \ ('_'|)))` . + . . + . \ \=,(((( / \ ! )))), + . * +_/ + * . ,/_Y_(( \) _/ ( ( )\ \ * ./\ . /~\~/v _. . T_________T \ / ) ) ./ \ / \, '//////|\\\\\\' ) \/ / ./ \ / \, /IT--T--T--T-I\ / (_] ,/ \_ / \, I U v U I | | ./ \/ \, I U.==.==.U I !__, | / \ \,I |o=|=o| I_.__| \_~~/__,; \ ,I__|=o|o=|__I_ | /| | \. /: ' : ' : ' : '\ | || | ---------; : : : : '.(_-(|__(------------------------------- ------------------------------\+/|\/:------------------------------- `' )\|/\; `' `' {,/ )\.] `' `' {,/ `' =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-14.txt #1543 DIE SENDUNG MIT DER MAUS (JA WOHL) (Sun, 2003 Sep 14) ____ ____ .' '. .' '. / \ / \ | | | | \_ |_____| _/ \_ .-' '-. _/ .' '. / .---. .---. \ : :_.--': :'--._: : | \ (@) : : (@) / | ._| '...' '...' |_. ._|--..___ ___..--|_. __ \. ._|`''--\-=(@)=-/--''`|_. \`\)) |``''''`.___.`''''``| .''-..--. // \\ .^ ^ ."` // \'.(_d(_d ; / | _|.-'. _ ; / | (__..- \ / / | |/_.'/ _.' /_ /| | / (_ | ____ ___ |(_\/ | | / (__|.._ /` `\' `\ \ __) : : / /` __''-.-/ | '```'-. \__)\ \ / . | '-._ / /| .- .-\ | | `._ _.` : | -----._/ : : \ / (o) (o) | | \`--.......--` ' \ ----:_/ '._| '-._.' \_/ / | |:| | \ '._______.-' : \ / .| | | | '.__ _.-' \ `-.____.' .:| | | | ||'|| '. `. `. / .::'| | | |_ || || / | | | `'::::''/ | | \ .-' / | \ /__nn/|__nn;_; \_jrei_| |______/ \_/ |__\ OH MY SWEET JESUS THAT HORRIBLE CYLINDRICAL NAZI MOUSE IS MOLESTING THAT POOR MINI-ELEPHANT TYPE THING AND CHOKING THAT POOR QUEER CHICKEN ALL IN THE NAME OF THE FATHERLAND WASN'T SIX MILLION JEWS ENOUGH ?!?!?!?!? YOU FILTHY FUCKING NAZIS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-09.txt #1568 LOVERS (Thu, 2003 Oct 9) .-=-. WE'RE IN LOVE !!!!!!!!! PUT US TO DEATH /\____) BEFORE IT INEVITABLY TURNS SOUTH | / . .\ SO WE CAN BE IN PERPETUAL BLISS \( _>| _) __/--""-.__ .' ,__._ `''''.-""-. / %% .\ ``''`(___/\ \ / / ' _%- | ( |' ' ) ) / / \ _\- \ __) _\=_/ ( / -;_ \ _\- \___(__.' ` \ ) .-, `--._'-.'. .(/"-.._.(' ; (--. __.' / `. \ \ / / . (' , | )```` _._) jgs _.`')_/.._/ /.__ ____.'_| |_/----'` '-'``'-._ / | (_........' `;-"`; | ` `'.__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-21.txt #1580 CHEMISTRY JOKE (Tue, 2003 Oct 21) _.-"""-._ _ / (#\ \ _.-"""-._ .nNNNNNn: \#) : / (#\ \_.-"""-._/NNNNN(#\N\ / : \#) |.:|||:.|NNNNNNN\#)N"-.___.-" \ /|||||(#\|\NNNNNNNNN/ "-.___.-"||||||\#)||"*NNNNN*" \|||||||||/ `":|||:"' Q: WHAT DID THE ELECTRON SAY TO MY FAT NUTS ??? .-" "-. .' (#\ `. A: I'M HIV POSITIVE : \#) : `. .' "-...-" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-18.txt #1638 COME CLEAN (Thu, 2003 Dec 18) 0_ \`. ___ \ \ / __>0 /\ / |/' / I'M SSHING THE UNICODE STANDARD PAGE BY / \/ ` ,`'--. PAGE SO I CAN NMAP IT BACK TO ME VIA / /(___________)_ \ AN SNMP CABLE |/ //.-. .-.\\ \ \ 0 // :@ ___ @: \\ \/ NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING BUT I'M ( o ^(___)^ o ) 0 YOUR TECHNICAL SUPPORT REPRESENTATIVE \ \_______/ / /\ '._______.'--. \ /| |<_____> | \ \__|<_____>____/|__ \____<_____>_______/ |<_____> | |<_____> | :<_____>____: / <_____> /| / <_____> / | /___________/ | | | _|__ | | ---||_ | |L\/|/ | | [__] | \|||\|\ | / jgs | | / |___________|/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-30.txt #1650 A LETTER TO THE EDITOR (Tue, 2003 Dec 30) .o00o o000000oo I'M TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THE 00000000000o FALTERING ECONOMY AND THE WAR 00000000000000 IN IRAQ oooooo 00000000 o88o ooOOOOOOOoo ```'' 888888 WHAT ABOUT **MY** NEEDS OOOOOOOOOOOO'.qQQQQq. `8888' oOOOOOOOOOO'.QQQQQQQQQQ/.88' I MEAN I HAVEN'T BEEN WIPED OOOOOOOOOO'.QQQQQQQQQQ/ /q IN WEEKS OOOOOOOOO QQQQQQQQQQ/ /QQ OOOOOOOOO `QQQQQQ/ /QQ' OO:F_P:O `QQQ/ /Q' \\. \ | // | d\ \\\|_//// qP| \\ _' `|Ob \ / \ \Op | | O| | SIGNED, A TREE _ /\. \_/ /\ `---__/|_\\ //| __ `-' `-'`-'-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-24.txt #1644 APPLE JUICE (Wed, 2003 Dec 24) ,--./,-. WHO DRINKS APPLE JUICE PAST AGE 3 ANYWAY / # \ | | \ / hjw `._,._,' ,--./,-. I MEAN OTHER THAN PEDOPHILES OBVIOUSLY /,-._.--~\ __} { \`-._,-`-, `._,._,' hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-14.txt #1420 ABSOLUT (Wed, 2003 May 14) __________ | | |________| | | .-' '-. .-' .---. '-. .-' .'.--. '. '-. / ' /~`') ' \ | '.`, ( .' | | '---' | | . . . | | ,-. |-. ,-. ,-. | . . |- | | ,-| | | `-. | | | | | | | | `-^ ^-' `-' `-' `' `-^ `' | | | ,. , ,,--. .,--. ,, , ,.| || / | | | \ |/ / || || / | | | / |\ /~~|| |`' `---' `^--' ,' `,' `' | | | . _ _ _ _ __|_ _ _| | | || | ||_)(_)| | (/_(_| | | | | | | \__________________________/ THIS ABSOLUT FACIAL IS THE WORST FLAVOR EVER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-09.txt #1326 A.I. (Sun, 2003 Feb 9) ,.,. PERSONALLY I THINK STEVEN SPIELBERG'S A.I. AS ((((^)) A MOVIE WAS TOO SHORT d e_# b \._./ MAYBE THEY COULD HAVE AN EXTRA PORTION GRAFTED ,---i`-'i---. ON THAT MADE THE MOVIE GO ON LONGER EVEN THOUGH / | `-' | \ THERE WERE AT LEAST THREE DISTINCT POINTS WHERE |__| |__| IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED IN THE ORIGINAL FORUMULATION \ | | | \ \______ | | OKAY IT'S DONE WAIT NO \/ ) \|| \ |- | |'//\ OKAY IT'S DONE WAIT NO WHAT THE FUCK |___|___| | | | OKAY IT'S DONE WAIT NO WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE ( | ) FOR THIS {_ |__| (__|__} OKAY IT'S DONE (BURNING DVD, RETURNING IT TO _>= | =<_ BLOCKBUSTER ANYWAY AS PROTEST) hjw (__._|_.__) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-21.txt #1338 AS A HOOKER (Fri, 2003 Feb 21) _____ , ___)) AS A HOOKER I PREFER TO GET PUNCHED / | 6 6 IN THE FACE WITH ROLLS OF DIMES (___( _e RATHER THAN QUARTERS ____/ /_ / \ o\_/ \ DUE TO THEM BEING SMALLER AND ALL THINGS / /\' _ _)\ CONSIDERED LESS PAINFUL TO BE BEATEN WITH /_< )____/\_\ ___oo' ,ooooo,|_/ I'LL STIPULATE TO THE APPROPRIATENESS -//,-( / |=/ OF THE BEATINGS BUT THE SEVERITY IS A | \ \ WHOLE DIFFERENT MATTER \ \ )_______\ WELL I GUESS WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE / ) / ) IT'S A JUDGEMENT CALL / / ( | | / \ | OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWW _________ |/_______\|________. = = /( )\ b'ger /,/ 7 \\_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-28.txt #1434 STOCKING STUFFER (Wed, 2003 May 28) ,(())), WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE STUFF '(("""))' A SOCK IN AARON BROWN '(|o_o|)' : = : _) (_ /`_ , _`\ / (_>*<_) \ / / ) ( \ \ \ \/ . \/ / \_)\___/(_/ | \_/ ) \ / / \/ / (__; Sher^ \""\ \""\ ))"")-) ((__/| * File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-20.txt #1337 WYMEN (Thu, 2003 Feb 20) _"_ % DEAR LADIES OF THE WORLD (< ? ` " LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY __||___ |\___//_\ IF YOU SPELL "WOMEN" WITH A Y ONE MORE TIME: (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ ELECTRIC CHAIR /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-29.txt #1435 JIGSAW PUZZLE (Thu, 2003 May 29) _ _ _( )___ ____( )_ |_ _| (_) |_ _| _) (_ _ _) (_ |_ _|_( )_|_ _| _| (_) |_ _| (_) |_ (_ _ _) (_ _ _) |_( )_|_ _|_( )_| |_ _| (_) |_ _| _) (_ _ _) (_ |_ _|_( )_|_ _| (_) (_) n4b1s GIVEN THAT ALL THE PIECES ARE BLANK THIS IS THE WORST JIGSAW PUZZLE EVER CREATED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-01.txt #1407 CORPORAL PUNISHMENT (Thu, 2003 May 1) MY DAD SPANKS ME IN PUBLIC I MEAN I DESERVE IT BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT / | | _.-7 |\.-.| ( ,(_ | a a| \\ \, ) ["|| _.--' \ \\ .-' '-''-..____.-' ___) )\ F _/-``-.__;-.-.--`--' . .' \_L_ | l {~~} ,_\ '.'. ` __.' )\ ( -.;___,; | '- _ :__.'( / | -.__ _/_.'.-' '-._ .' \\ | .' | -- _ '\, | \ /--,--{ . '---.__. .' .' J ;/ __;__]. '.-. .-' )_/ J (-. '\'. '. '-._.-.-'--._ / | | '. .' | \'. '. ._ \ | \ T | \ '. '._ '-._ '. F J | | '. . '._ '-,_.--` F \ \ F . \ '. '. / J \ | J \ '. '. '/ J '.L__| . \ ' | | . \ | \ '. '. / | ' '.| | ,-. ( F | ' ___ ',._ . / '. \ F (.'`|| (-._\ '. \- '-\ \ .-' ( L `._ '\ '._ ( snd /' | / '-._\ ''\ `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-02-08.txt #1325 GESUNDHEIT (Sat, 2003 Feb 8) _____,,,\//,,\\,/, /-- --- --- ----- ///--- --- -- - ---- o////- ---- --- -- !!//o/--- -- -- o*) !///,~,,\\,\/,,/,//,, o!*!o'(\ /\ | ! o ",) \/\ /\ / \/\ o !o! !!| \/ \/ / ( * ( o!'; |\ ` / o o ! * !` | \ , \ o | o 'o| | : ` / * o !*!': |[| , / (o''| `| : , / ! *|'` \|, \ ' !o!':\ \` \ ( ('| '\ `--------/ !*!' '`---------/ o ! * ! ' ` / !o!' ' ` / ( !'( ' ` \ ////\\\,,\///,,,,\,/oO._* o !*!' ' \ ---- -- ------- - -oO*OoOo (o''| ' / -------- ------ 'oO*OoO!*|'o!! ' \ ------- -- - ---- --* oO*OoO *!'| ' ' / --- - ----- ---- - oO*OoO!!':o!' / - - ----- - -- - *--oO*OoOo!`_________/ \\\\\,,,\\,//////,\,,\\\/,,,\,,ejm/AMC THIS SCENE IS TRULY MURTURVITURGICAL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-05-15.txt #1421 LIFTING OFF THE SOUTH LAWN FOR THE LAST TIME (Thu, 2003 May 15) ####### #######o### #####o#######o# ####o#\#|#/######## ########\|/##o#####o# I LIKED PRESIDENT NIXON'S NOSE # }}{ o # }{{ ( / o }}{_ c_\ _____/ }}{\( ejm97 }{{ \/\\ o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-25.txt #1645 A NUKYULER SCIENTITIAN'S PERSPECTIVE (Thu, 2003 Dec 25) /==N CONSIDER MERCURY (PICTURED LEFT) / | CH---N | IF WE SUBTRACT ONE PROTON FROM MERCURY AND 3 \ | THREE NEUTRONS WE CONVERT IT TO GOLD \==| / \ THE DREAM OF THE ANCIENT ALCHEMISTS / \ O==< N--CH \ / 3 N--< / \\ / \\ CH O 3 Jittlov File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-31.txt #1651 NEPTUNE, GOD OF THE SEA (Wed, 2003 Dec 31) w W w \ | / \.|./ | | o .:.:.:. | IT SMELLS LIKE FISH DOWN HERE wwWWWww // ((c ))"""(( //| o /\/\(( (( 6 6 )) // | (d d (( )))^((( // | o / / c((-(((')))-.// | /===/ `) (( )))(( ,_/ | /o o/ / c((( (()) | | ` `^ / c ((( )) | | /c c((( ( | | / c ((( . | | / c c ((^^^^^^`\ | |c c c c((^^^ ^^^`\ | \ c c c(^^^^^^^^`\ | `\ c c c;`\^^^^^./ | `\c c c ;/^^^^^/ | `\ c c /^^^^/' | `;c |^^/' o .-. ,' c c//^\\ ( @ `.`c -///^\\\ \ -` c__/|/ \|jgs `---' ' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-12-19.txt #1639 WILLIE NELSON V. KERMIT THE FROG (Fri, 2003 Dec 19) __ ,====, WHAT DO WILLIE NELSON AND KERMIT THE FROG ((`. .)) BOTH HAVE IN COMMON ?????? )) =/( / `-, A CASE OF TERTIARY PNEUMONIA DUE TO AIDS / ) / (0)} ( o^o~`-, /`--'~ \ | \ \_ _,-> \ " (__,___._) miK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-20.txt #1579 MORE OF A REQUEST (Mon, 2003 Oct 20) HOMO | | WHAT WHO WHEN WHERE | | | | IT WAS REALLY MORE | OF A REQUEST THAN | ANYTHING ELSE | | | | | | | | .---""--._ ,---""""--.__ .' 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( `-' `-') .-' \\\ \ / / /// \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / / \ / \ / \ / \ |_()I()._| |._()I()._| \ /\ / \ /\ / | / \ | | / | | | | \ \ | | | | | | \ \ | | | | | | \ \ | | | | | | \ \_ | | | | | | /-._\ | | | | |.-.\ //.-._) /.-.| |-.\ \\\\ /// ||||- |||| \\\\-''' |||| |||| -nabis ``'' ``' ''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-10-08.txt #1567 A LETTER TO M.C. LYTE (Wed, 2003 Oct 8) | -..|.______ `. | `''''''''''''''''''`----..._ \ | ,-----. \ \ | / \ | | '. '. / \ ,' | | | ( ) ,' | | | \ / ,-' . | | | \ / _,' .' | | | `-----' ,' ,' / | | ,' / / | | ,' / / | | | ,' / | | | / / | | \_ ,' / | | `'-,:.._ / | | ,' ``-.,:_ .' | ,' ,' `'''`-----|..._ | _,' / / | _.' ,' / | ,,-' / ,' | _,.--'' ,' ,' ....-+' ,' / | _.-' ,' tQn | ' ' DEAR M.C. LYTE ALL THE REST OF US ON EARTH WANT TO SAY HELLO TO YOU IN HEAVEN WE KNOW THAT YOUR TIME HERE WAS SHORT BUT WE HOPE YOU'RE IN A BETTER PLACE NOW SAY HELLO TO AALIYAH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT DEAD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-15.txt #1544 AL DENTE (Mon, 2003 Sep 15) ||| |||||, \|||||/ /) `|||||/ ,-""//-. ______ |`"""'| ==|`-.//.-'|,-----'======================| P |==== | |---,---, .---,((--------. | A | | | /(_)/ / (()))` ;'", \ | S | `-.____.-' /_ / / /| `;',`;; ,/( \ | T | /(_)/ / // ; ` " ((()) \ | A | .-::-. /_ / / /) "' ;" ; `;"' \`-...-' (::::::) /(_)/ `=//===================' hjw `-::-' / / (/ ----------'---' MY NUTS ARE AL DENTE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-01.txt #1530 ZELDA (Mon, 2003 Sep 1) ..-----.. _..''''' '''''.._ .' '. | \'. .'/ | \ |'.\ /.'| / '.\..\ |--. .--| /../.' |.' ' ()/ \() ' '.| NOT EVEN A MOTHER /_.'| ''' ''' |'._\ COULD LOVE ME @ \ '---' / @ \__ ' __/ |'''| .--..''' '''..'''\ / \ ' \ / |\ | ' \ / | | | || --' '-- | | | | |' ' ' | /' | | | | \ // | | | | \ __.'/ / | | \ | .'' / / / \ | |'._ / / / / \ | | '. | | \ |'\ /\|\ \ | \ | /| | \| / \ \__/ | \ | | \ \| |/\| | / / / \ \ / |\ | \_/ / | | | | |/ || | |.|'' | \ | /// | | | \.'.| |/ |/| /\ | | | ^~DLF | \/ \| | | | | | ' | | | | | / | | / | | / | | / / ' \ / ' '. | \ \ | \ \ | / \ | | | ' | | | | | | | | | | | \ / .' / | > < > / | \ \ / \ |____'. / \ .'______/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-09-29.txt #1558 AN ORIGINAL POEM (Mon, 2003 Sep 29) P P /\ P /\| |/\ [] ||_/\_|| [] ||_||____||_|| ||____[]____|| {:: \__ } ___ \v: .'" _V ___ snd( \_ __/ -- )_ (__--- |::\ :/ --- ) ( \::\/ ----- ___) (______ \/ _____) THE MOON SHE RISES SWIFTLY UP THE NUTS SHE SAYS AND I OBEY I AM EMPTY OF LIFE JIZZ MOP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2003/2003-07-04.txt #1471 LEANING TOWER (Fri, 2003 Jul 4) ..-- -. I'__. 'J | L J | L ..--'' __________________________________________________ | L______ J ` a:f a8888baa. 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I'M INVOKING AMENDMENT TWENTY-FIVE OF THE ) _`-. CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES . : `. . : _ ' \ ; *` _. `*-._ `-.-' `-. ; ` `. :. . \ . \ . : .-' . ' `+.; ; ' : : ' | ; ;-. ; ' : :`-: _.`* ; [bug] .*' / .*' ; .*`- +' `*' `*-* `*-* `*-*' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-28.txt #1892 SAVING DOOM 3 (Sat, 2004 Aug 28) +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | |\ -~ / \ / | |~~__ | \ | \/ /\ /| | -- | \ | / \ / \ / | | |~_| \ \___|/ \/ / | |--__ | -- |\________________________________/~~\~~| / \ / \ | | |~~--__ |~_|____|____|____|____|____|____|/ / \/|\ / \/ \/| | | |~--_|__|____|____|____|____|____|_/ /| |/ \ / \ / | |___|______|__|_||____|____|____|____|____|__[]/_|----| \/ \ / | | \mmmm : | _|___|____|____|____|____|____|___| /\| / \ / \ | | B :_--~~ |_|____|____|____|____|____|____| | |\/ \ / \ | | __--P : | / / / | \ / \ /\| |~~ | : | / ~~~ | \ / \ / | | | |/ .-. | /\ \ / | | | / | | |/ \ /\ | | | / | | -_ \ / \ | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | /| | | 2 3 4 | /~~~~~\ | /| |_| .... ......... | | | ~|~ | % | | | ~J~ | | ~|~ % |_| .... ......... | | AMMO | HEALTH | 5 6 7 | \===/ | ARMOR |#| .... ......... | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ BM TO DOOM 3: EARN THIS LOVE, THE GAMING COMMUNITY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-05.txt #1808 EAT A GUN (Sat, 2004 Jun 5) +-'~`---------------------------------/\-- ||"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" \\\\\\ \/~) || \\\\\\ \/_ |~~~~~~~~-________________-_________________\ ~--_ !---------|_________ ------~~~~~(-- )--~~ \ /~~~~\~~\ )--- \_ /( || | | \ () \\ \\____/_ / ()\ \\ `~~~~~~~~~-. \ \\ \ \ <($)> \\ \ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \ () \| _\_\__====~~~ WELP I'VE SURVIVED ANOTHER WEEK OF WORK SO IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE !!!!!! HOW ABOUT I EAT THIS GUN ??????? BY THAT I MEAN ACTUALLY TAKE IT APART AND EAT THE PIECES LIKE CORPORAL KLINGER DID File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-18.txt #1669 APOLLO 1 (Sun, 2004 Jan 18) ____ /___.`--.____ .--. ____.--( .'_.- ( ) -._'. HOW THE HELL CAN WE .'.' |'..'| '.'. GET TO THE MOON IF .-. .' /'--.__|____|__.--'\ '. .-. WE CAN'T EVEN TALK (O).)-| | \ | | / | |-(.(O) BETWEEN TWO OR THREE `-' '-'-._'-./ \.-'_.-'-' `-' BUILDINGS _ | | '-.________.-' | | _ .' _ | | | __ | | | _ '. / .' ''.| | / \ | |.'' '. \ | |( )| '. || || .' |( )| | \ '._.' '. | \ / | .' '._.' / '.__ ______'.|__'--'__|.'______ __.' .'_.-| |------| |-._'. //\\ | |--::--| | //\\ // \\ | |--::--| | // \\ // \\| /|--::--|\ |// \\ / '._.-'/|_______/ |--::--| \_______|\`-._.' \ / __..--' /__|--::--|__\ `--..__ \ / / '-.|--::--|.-' \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ _.-' `-._ _..||.._ _.-` '-._ '--..__..--' LGB '-.____.-' '--..__..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-11.txt #1814 WEARABLE COMPUTER (Fri, 2004 Jun 11) ___________ /-/_"/-/_/-/| THIS WEARABLE COMPUTER ANNOUNCES TO THE WORLD /"-/-_"/-_//|| THAT I AM A NECROPHILE /__________/|/| |"|_'='-]:+|/|| |-+-|.|_'-"||// |[".[:!+-'=|// |='!+|-:]|-|/ ---------- CV File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-14.txt #1878 HURRICANE CHARLEY (Sat, 2004 Aug 14) ------ _____ / \ ___\ ___/ ___ --/- ___ / \/ / / / \ / / \__ //_ \ / \ / ___ | | ___ \/+--/ / \__ \ \ / \__ | / EVERYBODY WATCH OUT \ /____ / / | / FOR HURRICANE CHARLEY !!!! _____/ ___ \/ /\ \__ / / | | / \____/ \ / // OR AS I CALL IT // / / // / /\ /-_-/\//-__- MR. AND MRS. TOODLES / / // / \__// / / / // // / / // / // / // / /// // / / / // / // // // // / // / / / / / / / / / / /// / / / // // / // // /// / / / / / / /// / // / / // / / / / // /// / /// / / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-30.txt #1681 I HAVE NO HEIGHT AND I MUST PUNCH (Fri, 2004 Jan 30) _.,_ ,-'.' .`-, ;; '. ' `. ;` - _ _,-; ' ; `. ,% .-, - ,_.,-'` ';; ; : ;%' | | \ ___ _._,-`'\ `'-`' _.,' `. ) __,--`-,,`' ,._,.-`-., _.,-.--.-,`''` | _| |__ `---'////\ / .-, `-`-^--`'^`-...,,| | |.,/ //\)(/ `-\.-. | `-' ( .-; | | ,. `-~ ~~-. `._.' ,/ / `~ ~~~ ~~ /,.`) // / /_ `/ ( `/ mic `-' AS WE CAN CLEARLY SEE FROM HARLAN ELLISON SOME OF THE FINEST SCIENCE FICTION AUTHORS ARE FORGED FROM THE ADVERSITY OF BEING SHORT, BITTER LITTLE CREEPS WHO HAVE TO FEND WITH THEIR INNER DEMONS VIA ALCOHOL AND GETTING INTO FIGHTS I'M SORRY "FUTURISTS" !!!! HE GETS MAD IF YOU CALL HIM A SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR OR SHORT OR POINT OUT THAT HE'S TALENTLESS OR MENTION THAT YOU MADE A MOVIE THAT WAS INSPIRED BY AN UNRELATED STORY OR ABOUT ONE OF A THOUSAND OTHER THINGS YOU FUCKING HACK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-24.txt #1675 PEOPLE DO (Sat, 2004 Jan 24) , _ {`--. DO PEOPLE REALLY SPEND THE { \/`o;====- {:}'-.}>, WHOLE DAY IN THE TOILET ???? .----'-/`-/ {.--' )) _ `'-..-| / __ // /_/ /\/\ \_\_((_/___ PEOPLE DO jgs `--` )) \_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-09.txt #1965 NEWS FLASH (Tue, 2004 Nov 9) MAYBE I JUST FINALLY TOOK MY OWN LIFE AFTER WASTING ALL THESE YEARS MAKING CRAPPY ASCII ART AND EVEN CRAPPIER JOKES WHAT DO I CARE I'M STILL GOING TO FUCK YOUR CORPSE \ \ / ,,, __ ( .. OO | __/ o|_ .)) \__| ( ) \\,'/ ____ _ / ,' /._/ /| ||\\ `.\ ___| \|___|| _ )) | _ _>'-' \ | | ||\||\ / ) ) ||/||/ \|\| __ ___ _______ ||||_ ____________ //_//__\ ____________ jg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-21.txt #1977 OUR REALDOLL (Sun, 2004 Nov 21) \=/, | @___oo IT'S NOT MY REALDOLL /\ /\ / (___,,,} ) /^\) ^\/ _) IT'S NOT YOUR REALDOLL ) /^\/ _) ) _ / / _) IT'S **OUR** REALDOLL /\ )/\/ || | )_) < > |(,,) )__) IN THAT I WILL TAKE THE MOUTH || / \)___)\ AND YOU TAKE THE ASS AND DON'T | \____( )___) )___ LOOK AT ME DON'T LOOK AT ME DON'T \______(_______;;; __;;; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-20.txt #1976 RAPE KIT CHECKLIST (Sat, 2004 Nov 20) . . |\-=-/| CONTENTS OF RAPE KIT: ROPE; PILLOWCASE; CANDY BAR; /| |O _ O| |\ DUCT TAPE; RICHARD NIXON MASK; MATCHES; AIR HORN; /' \ \_^-^_/ / `\ SAFEWAY CLUB CARD; CRACK; CRACK PIPE; CUFFS; /' \-/ ~ \-/ `\ REGULAR PIPE FOR BONKING (CAN BE PIPE- | /\\ //\ | LIKE INCLUDING REBAR; ***NOTE TO BOOKING \|\|\/-""-""-\/|/|/ AGENTS*** YOU CAN'T SMOKE ROCK W/BONKING PIPE) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-08.txt #1964 THUS SPAKE ZARATHUSTRA (Mon, 2004 Nov 8) ___ .-9 9 `\ =(:(::)= ; THUS SPAKE ZARATHUSTRA: BONERS |||| \ |||| `-. ,\|\| `, / \ ; `'---., | `\ ; / | \ | / jgs ) \ __,.--\ / .-' \,..._\ \` .-' .-' `-=`` `: | /-/-/` `.__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-25.txt #1676 MODERN ART (Sun, 2004 Jan 25) +\ []\ .'-+\ \ ! v DN WHERE DOES THE ART END AND THE SIGNATURE BEGIN ??!??! YOU BE THE JUDGE BECAUSE ALL MODERN ART IS CRAP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-01.txt #1865 THERE'S A HOLE (Sun, 2004 Aug 1) ..--""| THERE'S A HOLE | | | .---' THERE'S A HOLE (\-.--| |---------. / \) \ | | \ THERE'S A HOLE IN THE TIP OF MY DICK |:. | | | | |:. | |o| | |:. | `"` | |:. |_ __ __ _ __ / `""""`""|=`|"""""""` |=_| jgs |= | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-15.txt #1879 HARRY POTTER AND THE HARD TOILET (Sun, 2004 Aug 15) _ _.,----, __ _.-._ / '-. - ,._ \) | `-)_ '-. \ / < _ )/" } HEY LET'S PLAY QUIDDICH /__ '-. \ '-, ___(c-(6)=(6) , `'. `._ '. _,' >\ " ) WHEREIN I BASH YOUR HEAD :;;,,'-._ '---' ( ( "/`. -='/ AGAINST THE TOILET OVER AND ;:;;:;;, '..__ ,`-.`)'- '--' OVER AGAIN ;';:;;;;;'-._ /'._| Y/ _/' \ '''"._ F | _/ _.'._ `\ WHEN GREY GOO COMES OUT L \ \/ '._ \ I WIN .-,-,_ | `. `'---, \_ _| // 'L / \, ("--',=`)7 | `._ : _, \ /'`-._L,_'-._ '--' '-.\__/ _L .`' '.// [ ( / ) `{ WELL WE ALL WIN REALLY snd \__) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-31.txt #1682 CHICKENHAWKING (Sat, 2004 Jan 31) LIFE GOT HARDER AFTER THE SEX OFFENDER /!_.-_|\ REGISTRY WENT ONLINE BUT NOT SO HARD THAT `-/_'--/ I STOPPED CHICKENHAWKING ALTOGETHER (_(o)\\\) / (||\\\\;_, / _-".----. ./_-" /o,--.o\ / |o ( ) o| !__,--.__\o `-'o/ |_-__--__`----' __,/\_|\/\, `.____)____) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-19.txt #1670 AMOEBA CLEANSING SYNDROME (Mon, 2004 Jan 19) HERE I AM ADMIRING SOMETHING OR OTHER AND JUST THINKING ABOUT TIMES PAST AND HAPPY THOUGHTS __ (((,\ <{ )))_= }> (( / -"\ ,(/,,\),,,,,,,,,,,, / \_)| , ~~~~~ ~~ ~~~ / /_\_| , ~~~~ ~~~~~ ( _/ ) , ___ |__-'( / ,___ -- | ~~~ _-__\ |)/ ,____ _={"-;} / `-_ ,-_ | ---__| ~~~ , ejm , ~ ~ ~~ ~~~~~ THEN SUDDENLY VRRRRP VRRRRP I'M TRAVELLING BACK IN TIME TO WHEN I WAS MOLESTED AS AN INFANT _ .--(-. -`-_..' ' ' /)'-.`. .' c' ^ ^ ' `_) `-_)' '. `--''_ `) \ BP .'`----' `. \..' ' /'.*o `. '\_o* '. -__`--' coo_n File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-10.txt #1813 Q*BERT (Thu, 2004 Jun 10) YOU MIGHT MISTAKE THIS FOR A XXXXXXXXX BOMB BUT IT IS IN FACT A DEAD XXXXXXXXXXXXX Q*BERT WITH A SOCK IN ITS MOUTH XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXX X XXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XX X X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX XXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX XXX XXX XX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX X XX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-04.txt #1807 NEXT E.R. (Fri, 2004 Jun 4) .---------. _ |:: [-=-] | | | |_________| |~| |_| ,;;;;, I\ ,__ ,;;;, __, ///\\\\\ WATCH OUT THERE'S A TANK !!!!!! I |{ / . . \ } / " \\|| I | ) ( _ ) ( \_= _/// WATCH OUT IT'S EBOLA !!!!!!!! I |{___'-. .-'___}\___ )_\ I ||~/,'~~~~~,\~~|'---(( \ WATCH OUT THERE'S A WHOLE SLEW I \ // \\ | \ \ \ OF BORING FLAT-CHESTED TWATS !!! I \/ // | | /-/ I (/ (/ | |/||\ NEXT E.R. I | | | | I | | |____/ I :-----_o_-----: || | I | /~~|===|~~\ | (( | jgs I || |===| || ||_/ /^\ "~ '^^^' "" ((__| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-29.txt #1893 IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL (Sun, 2004 Aug 29) (((( (((( IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL )))) I MIGHT PEE IN A CUP _ .---. AND DRINK IT ( |`---'| \| | : .___, : `-----' Karl File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-29.txt #1771 DO UNTO OTHERS (Thu, 2004 Apr 29) _ |_t+.__________________......_ /;_ ;________________/ : \ t""o.\__ LOOK PEOPLE I HAVE GUNS :---|------------------t-----^-`--' / AND HAVEN'T SHOT ANY OF \__L___________________\____________\ THE PEOPLE THAT DESERVE ""-. o .--. \--'/ l .-t+. IT SO I EXPECT YOU ALL \ ( l) ;"" : / TO BEHAVE AS WELL l `--" o; Y """""";: .-. :\ DO UNTO OTHERS OR :: '-' ;\ I WILL FUCK YOU OUT ;; : ; :: bug ;| ;'-------'; '"------"" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-20.txt #1731 THE PERIODIC TABLE OF OH MY GOD (Sat, 2004 Mar 20) ----- ----- 1 | I | |fy | |---+---- --------------------+---| 2 |ou |ca | | n | r | e | a | d |th | |---+---| |---+---+---+---+---+---| 3 |is |yo |ua |re af uc ki | ng |di sg |us |ti | n | g |fa |gg | |---+---+---------------------------------------+---+---+---+---+---+---| 4 | o | t |an |d | w |ha |t' |s |mo |re |qu |it |ma |rr |yi |ng |ea |ch | |---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---| 5 |ot |he | r |yo |u' |re |ma |ki |ng |th |er |es |to |fu |ss |ic | k |ok | |---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---| 6 |th |en |bac|kt |o | t |he |el |em |en |ts |Hg |Tl |Pb |Bi |Po |At |Rn | |---+---+---+------------------------------------------------------------ 7 |Fr |Ra |ACT| ------------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-15.txt #1757 ZERO TO PUNCH (Thu, 2004 Apr 15) \ ,)\ \\,sSss THIS IMAGE MAKES ME GO FROM ')ssssS ZERO TO PUNCH IN FIVE SECONDS \_sSSsSs _) ssSsss / s s s / .' ( ____/ / \. \ {,----' ) \ / )) / .-' \ / .' '. \ ( < '. ',--._ \ \ '-----.( \ | )/ \; ' /_) snd L/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-08.txt #1719 WORST SCIENCE FICTION STORY EVER (Mon, 2004 Mar 8) .'"". I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SUCK c' )"/ __> /_ .-`_ ._'-. ( -' \ :/ )/ \\._| ( // '-/) \(, / ) ) / .'\ | /.' \| snd || || __|/ |/__ ;_._) (,__; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-01.txt #1743 THE NEW HOT SPORTS GAME (Thu, 2004 Apr 1) STEPHEN HAWKING PRO WHEELCHAIR ._ | | |L___, .' '. T : * :_| '._.' L File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-17.txt #1759 GOD DIDN'T MAKE ME (Sat, 2004 Apr 17) WHAT ???? WHAT DID YOU SAY BITCH /// p= IT ISN'T THAT I **LIKE** TO EAT WORMS } )( ( `\ IT'S JUST THAT I'M PREDISPOSED TO EATING \._ \ WHATEVER MOVES NEAR ME AND FITS IN MY MOUTH JJ ^~~== GOD DIDN'T MAKE ME FUCKFACE I'M JUST LUCKY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-03.txt #1745 JESUS: THE DAWN OF REALIZATION (Sat, 2004 Apr 3) YOU'VE SEEN THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST YET BUT HAVE A STRONG OPINION ON IT WELL GET READY !!!!!! HERE COMES ........ JESUS: THE DAWN OF REALIZATION I'VE BEEN PUT ON THIS DIRTY SHITBALL OF A PLANET TO DO WHAT ??!?!?!?!? YOU CAN'T REALLY BE SERIOUS HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU AND I'M OPENING A STARBUCKS . : : : . .:`. ! ,':. / .. _ ,-'-. _ .. / : ; _,_ ; : / ,':_(._.)_:`. ___/ /|( - )|\ / ////\\\ \ / /(\\///)\ \ \"""""""""""/ \ / `-. .-' ,\``,`/ \ ,',,/ ''`\`'---^---`'`\,`hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-22.txt #1733 A TRANSSEXUAL DILEMMA (Mon, 2004 Mar 22) _"_ % (< ? HYPOTHETICAL ` " __||___ YOU FIND OUT YOUR WIFE OF MANY YEARS |\___//_\ IS A POST-OP TRANSSEXUAL AND NEVER TOLD (' | ') \\ YOU __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: DO YOU A. STOP BEATING HER BECAUSE \| ######o /| SHE WAS ONCE A MAN AND THUS DESERVES ######## \) MORE RESPECT OR B. BEAT HER HARDER ######## BECAUSE HER COOTER IS FAKE \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-12.txt #1815 BALL PATROL (Sat, 2004 Jun 12) __ _,,--""""-. ."" "", \ HANDS UP WHO THINKS PORN STARS .--,/ _,---, \ ARE WAY TOO ROUGH WITH GUYS' BALLS | \ '-- | \ \ \ ' j | \__,-c .c \ / | | "--" f \_ f ,- j _,---,_ \, |._ / |--+""| ." ". ) J| Y / ! | , \ / / \ [ ( uu-' ! ; / ( \ | | : ! `-' -uuu-' \ / ", ." `""---"' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-06.txt #1809 TO WONG FOO (Sun, 2004 Jun 6) .-. (/^\) (\ /) TO WONG FOO, .-'-. PLEASE PUT ME TO DEATH /(_I_)\ BECAUSE I AM DIFFERENT, \\) (// JULIE NEWMAR / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-03.txt #1867 SKILLSET (Tue, 2004 Aug 3) CHECK ME OUT I CAN BEAT OFF AND PLAY GRAND THEFT AUTO AT ONCE (BUT NOT MUCH ELSE REALLY) _ .(_)_ /, \ . <_) |\ __/._ .-|/_ ` . ' ( . ) . | . : .d8b-'/ _ \.-./ _ a:f.-.-..-.--.--._ ( ( Y `n ____________'...`__________ '/ '-. . - : : # .v . ----==----- . .'-. ' .-,_.-' ( )_#_/ `-._. - --- -- ._.-' O/ # `/:_ --- - '., .-' "' # ` `=. . - _.-' # `-: . `: ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-27.txt #1678 ANDREW W.K. (Tue, 2004 Jan 27) _____ / '`-._ ANDREW W.K.'S MUSIC MAKES ME FEEL | -. \ LIKE IT'S 1986 AGAIN AND WE ALL _.,--. '----- | / HAVEN'T REALIZED HOW FUCKING ,-'' `. / ,' TOTALLY LAME HEAVY METAL MUSIC /' _--\ | ___ | / IS YET | ' | |,.''' ''--:_ | ,' \ | ,--.. `. \____/ /' _( '. '\ / /' '-. . ____ | | \ O,-' '\ | `\ , | \ | \. O / _/ __\,.\ `-'''\__,. -' | | _,.-=. ,/ VJ `.____,' \ _,-' '--------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-17.txt #1881 HEXAPOD (Tue, 2004 Aug 17) ________ ( ) |V| \ / _|/ /| q .. p \ / CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT I DO WITH |_\ \--/ // THESE ARMS WHILE THEY'RE NOT BUSY \\ __||___// /| WRITING DOWN ANGSTY POEMS \\/. __/__/ _\ // \ /\_,---' // || \\ / \ )\| | / || || | |/\| || | | || | \ || / __/ || \__ \____/\____/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-22.txt #1978 A FAT WANG (NOT THE OTHER THING) (Mon, 2004 Nov 22) _ / \ WHY IS THIS EVEN STILL STANDING IN THESE "(___)" POST 9/11 TIMES |||_||| __=|||_|||=__ OH THAT'S A FAT WANG I THOUGHT WAS THE TAJ MAHAL _______________ ____ // _ \\ ____ BOMB IT ANYWAY // / \ \\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-23.txt #1979 DON'T GET MAD AT ME (Tue, 2004 Nov 23) _____ \/\ | . ()))))))/ ((/ \))))) DON'T GET MAD AT ME BECAUSE I HAD AN ORGASM ((),>(((( )\__ )) ( __\((__ I MEAN WELCOME TO FAWLTY TOWERS / )\/\,\ /.|/ _)_) \ ( \ \ o| \|_ \| )_o| (__\ _/| /.__| _/ \__ _(_// /|\\ \ ||\.\ / \|/ \ \_____\ '-..___.' \ |/ \ | .')| ( / | /.\ | (_ \ )| ) -/ ) mrf-'_/| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-16.txt #1880 A PORN STAR'S DIGNITY (Mon, 2004 Aug 16) .-. (/^\) I MAY CHOKE MYSELF ON THIS COCK UNTIL I (\ /) THROW UP BUT I WON'T SWALLOW THE JIZZ BECAUSE .-'-. AT LEAST I HAVE SOME DIGNITY /(_I_)\ \\) (// SPIT ON MY FACE ?!?!?!?!? FINE / \ \ | / JIZZ UP MY FACE ?!?!?!? A-OKAY \|/ /|\ BUT SWALLOW YOUR SPURT ?!??!!? NOW WAY MISTER \|/ I HAVE CLASS jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-02.txt #1866 THE BLOG-VAMPIRE CONNECTION (Mon, 2004 Aug 2) _._ .' '. / \ ___ _.. _.--. | / |.' `'. ;-._ .' `\ .' `\ \| / \ .' `\/ ; / _ \.=..=./ _.' / | `\.---._| '. .-'-.}`.<>.`{-'-. / .--; . ( .' '. \ .---.{ <>()<> }.--..-' / _ \_ './ _. `-./ _},'<>`.{_ `\ ( = \ )`""'\;--. .' .-'/ )=..=;`\`- \ {= (| ) /`. ( / /| \ ) ( =_/ )__..-\ .'-..___.' : '.___..-' \ }/ / ;.____.-;/\ | ` | '--' | .' | \ \ /'. _.' \ ' / |\.\ ; /`--.-' ) .'`-. / \ \ |`| /__.-' \_.'jgs \ \ |-| WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS A BLOG EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A VAMPIRE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-26.txt #1677 OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (Mon, 2004 Jan 26) _._ .' `. TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF | | MY HORRIBLE EXCRUCIATING EXISTENCE AS "=======" A COMPULSIVE PERVERT (I STEAL WOMENS' $ ^ ^ $ PANTIES AND THEN SNIFF THEM WHEN I'M ` # ' ALONE) `._.' _.'< ' >'-._ .' \ / ' / v \ / . .: . | . `' .: ` ' : ` :. `. : :. ` / \ : : < ) / \ : : : ` `*=---=* . / : ) | ' ` ) \` `.' :; | ( `\-. \( / |. \ ) ) ` ( `-' _Y- `'\' \ | )\ ) : ) \ : . \ ` | \ ` , ( : . :' \ \ ` | . \ : | ' ) \ \ : ) .' mb \ .' | | ( a:f \ (__| (__) \ .__.--..' ; | `-..--.--, \ +._____.-=__] [__.--===::-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-07.txt #1810 MILLION MAN MARCH (Mon, 2004 Jun 7) _ ___ /' '\ / " \ I MISSED MY CHANCE TO BE IN THE MILLION | ,--+-----4 / | MAN MARCH !!!!! OR THE ANTI-WAR MARCHES ',/ o o --.; OR WHATEVER THEY WERE --._|_ ,--. _.,-- \----. ------'--`--' '-----,' VJ | DO THE PEOPLE MARCHING EVEN KNOW ?????? \_ ._\_. _,-'---._.' GO SADDAM !!!!!!!!!!!!! WEAPONS OF MASS `--...--`` / DESTRUCTION IN THE HANDS OF ROGUE STATES /###\ | | ?????? WE SAY YES !!!!!!!!! |. `.-'-'. .|| /, | CATCHY ISN'T IT do_o00oo_,.ob File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-13.txt #1816 NIVEN/POURNELLE (Sun, 2004 Jun 13) _.-"\ _.-" \ WON'T SOMEONE BE THE POURNELLE TO MY NIVEN ??!?!? ,-" \ ( \ \ THAT IS TO SAY WON'T SOMEONE BE THE LESS TALENTED \ \ \ ONE WHOSE SOLO WORK SUCKS BUT WHOSE SOCIOLOGY \ \ \ ALTHOUGH NUTTY KEEPS MY PIE-EYED SOCIALIST \ \ _.-; HORSESHIT UNDER CONTROL ????????????????????? \ \ _.-" : \ \,-" _.-" \( _.-" `--" shimrod File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-23.txt #1734 PEARL HARBOR (Tue, 2004 Mar 23) OKAY I'M POPPING IN THIS PEARL _.--. HARBOR DVD BUT IF IT TURNS OUT .' ` ' TO BE NOTHING BUT A SOUPED UP ``'. .' .c-.. LOVE STORY THEM BOOM !!!!!!!! `. `````` .-' WORLD WAR III -'`. )--. .'` `-`._ \_`-- BP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-02.txt #1744 COMPLETELY CAREFUL (Fri, 2004 Apr 2) -""\ .-" .`) ( j .'_+ :[ ) .^--.. i -" |l ]. / i ," .:j `8o _,,+.,.--, d| `:::; b i :'| "88p;. (-."_"-.oP \. : ; . ( >,%%% f),):8" \:' i i :: j ,;%%%:; ; ; i:%%%., i. `. i `: ( ____ ,-::::::' ::j [:``` [8: ) < ..``'::::8888oooooo. :(jj(,;,,, [8:: < `. ``:. oo.8888888888:;%%%8o.::.+888+o.:`:' | `. ` `o`88888888b`%%%%%88< Y888P""'- ; "`---`. Y`888888888;;.,"888b."""..::::'-' "-.... b`8888888:::::.`8888._::-" `:::. `:::::O:::::::.`%%'| `. "``::::::'' .' I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, COOK YOU, `. < AND THEN EAT THE EVIDENCE +: `: -'; `: : .::/ COME TO THINK ABOUT IT I SHOULD ;+_ :::. :..;;; CRAP YOU OUT AND THEN EAT THE FECES LS ;;;;,;;;;;;;;,;; TO COVER ALL BASES NO REASON NOT TO BE COMPLETELY CAREFUL HERE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-16.txt #1758 BURMA SHAVE (Fri, 2004 Apr 16) o o o o ~~ ~~ ~ _____ o _____ ________________ ________________ ____|_=_|_()__ .][_mm__|[]| ,===___ || IRISH NEED | | NOT APPLY | | BURMA SHAVE | >(_______|__|_|_GBRR_]_| |_| |_| ..| _/oo-OOOO-oo' !oo!!oo!=`!o!o!----!o!o!'=`!o!o!----!o!o!'=`!o!o--o!o!' +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-27.txt #1738 TERTIARY PNEUMONIA TREE (Sat, 2004 Mar 27) /~, .-.-.~ ~/.-.-. '. .' ,___.-.-.'. .'~ ~/! WATCH OUT IT'S TERTIARY PNEUMONIA TREE ~/, '. .'\ ! ___/,! .-.-. ! \! / .-.-. WELL KNOWN FOR ITS DIATRIBES IN FAVOR '. .' ! ,|/ '. .' OF GAY MARRIAGE AND HOW IT GOT AIDS ! |~ ! THROUGH A "TRANSFUSION" ! ~| ! \|/ lc ~"^"~"^"~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-12.txt #1754 MIRROR, MIRROR (Mon, 2004 Apr 12) _ _ _ ___ ___. . ___. . . |\ /| \ | | / | | __| |___| | \/ | | | \___| | | | | | | _|_ . | ___| ___| | | __ ___. ___. ___. _ ___. _____ / | __| / | / | / \ / | | | | | \___| \___| /___\ \___| | \__| ___| | | / \ / | | ___. . . ___ . . . . ___ / | | | / \ \ / | /| | \___| | | | | \ | / | | / | \__/ \___/ \ |/ | _|_ ___. . ___ . . ___. ___. _ __| | / \ |___| .__| .__| / \ | | | | | | | | /---\ ___| __| \___/ | | |___ |___ / \ tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-06.txt #1748 PORN BLOOPERS (Tue, 2004 Apr 6) _____________ / ___________ \ WHO EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE COSMOS HAS | / \ | EVER EVEN HAD THE REMOTEST PASSING INTEREST | \___________/\| IN WATCHING GODDAMN PORN BLOOPERS \KCK__________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-22.txt #1673 THE END OF INNOCENCE (Thu, 2004 Jan 22) __ \/.--, //_.' I CAN'T BELIEVE ANANDA LEWIS SOLD OUT .-""-/""-. / __ \ / / \\\ \ / | || | ____/ \ / \ \ / \ '- / '-.__.__.' sjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-06.txt #1870 I DEFY YOU (Fri, 2004 Aug 6) + ,* _ / I DEFY ANYONE TO IDENTIFY ' `-' + WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE / + Gr File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-12.txt #1876 GOLDEN GOOSE (Thu, 2004 Aug 12) ___ ,-"" `. ,' _ e )`-._ / ,' `-._<.===-' / / / ; _ / ; I'M LIKE THE GOOSE THAT LAID (`._ _.-"" ""--..__,' | THE GOLDEN EGG EXCEPT THAT <_ `-"" \ I SHIT CHOCOLATE <`- : (__ <__. ; `-. '-.__. _.' / \ `-.__,-' _,' `._ , /__,-' ""._\__,'< <____ | | `----.`. | | \ `. ; |___ \-`` \ --< `.`.< hjw `-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-17.txt #1820 ABANDON IN PLACE (Thu, 2004 Jun 17) A M M M M M M M /M\ '[V]' [A] [,-'] [/"\] / _ \ / / | \ / /_O_| \ /______|__\ |=_==_==_=| | | | | V| |.V.|__|V A| |'A'| =|A |__|___|= | |__|___| =| |####|####| | o| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |-------|-------| | | | | | | |___.____|____.___| | | |___________________| /|HH| |HH][HHHHHI [|##| |##][#####I [|##| |#########I [|##|______|#######m#I [I|||||||||||||||||||I [I|||||||||||||||||||I [| | [| H H H| [| H H H| [| \hdF V| [| `' | [| d##b d| [| #hn #| [| ""# }| [| \##/ V| [| | [| dh d| [| d/\h d| [| H""H H| [| " " "| [|________.^.________| [I########[ ]########I [I###[]###[.]########I [I###|||||[_]####||||I [####II####| n | /###########| " \ ############| | /############| \ ######"######| | / |####### #####\ | |#######.###### / |##############\ | |############### /_______________|###############\ I|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||I I|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||I I|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||I I|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||I | | |-------------------------------| | | | [ U | | [ N | | ! 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"UNFINISHED GREETING CARD POEM #4" __| | |__ .' \ . / `. I WISH I COULD SERVICE | ./###\. | MORE AT ONCE >---- |#####| ----< BUT I HAVE CANCER | `\###/' | (OF THE CUNT) `.__ / . \ __.' /| | | PERHAPS THIS PICTURE / `.___.^.___.' WILL MAKE YOU GIVE IN | SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR CUNT | AND THE CANCER THEREIN \ \ )\ THINKING ABOUT YOU `. /' | THIS TIME OF YEAR \ /' ) ALL THE BEST TO YOUR CUNT \ /' /' FROM ALL OF US HERE \( /' ) /' WE WOULD SURE HATE | /' IF IT WAS SEWN SHUT |( axiac ____________________ || ____________________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-27.txt #1983 A GOOD FIFTEEN MINUTES (Sat, 2004 Nov 27) .-. .-. |U| | | | | | | | |-._ | |-._ | | | |-. |_| | |-. WELL IT'S CERTAINLY NOT MY FAULT /| ` | / )|_|_|_| IF MY FINGER SLIPS AND GOES RIGHT | | | | | `-^-^-' INTO MY BUTTHOLE AND WIGGLES | | | || | AROUND FOR A GOOD FIFTEEN MINUTES \ / \ ' / | | VK | | | | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-26.txt #1982 Q (Fri, 2004 Nov 26) ________ _jgN########Ngg_ _N##N@@"" ""9NN##Np_ d###P N####p I'M A QUASAR EATING QUISP "^^" T#### d###P SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING PLAYING PERQUACKY _g###@F _gN##@P gN###F" d###F 0###F 0###F 0###F "NN@' DH ___ q###r "" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-02.txt #1805 A REALLY BIG CAT (Wed, 2004 Jun 2) GET IT ?!??!?!?!? IT'S A REALLY BIG CAT !!!!!!!!1! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD I'M SO FUNNY | _^_^ \ ' / =v= | .--. `. ,,, ,' \J_/`. | | OO - 'oo - | \ | | .||- -\\- ||| ( \ jg | | bb \\ ||| _\|`-' ONE FINE DAY I WILL SLIP THE CHAINS OF MORTALITY ONCE I COME TO GRIPS WITH THIS SIMPLE FACT: I AM TOO USELESS TO CONTINUE LIVING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-16.txt #1819 A PATRIOTIC #30 REDUX (Wed, 2004 Jun 16) _.---._ _.-~ ~-._ _.-~ ~-._ _.-~ ~---._ _.-~ ~\ .-~ _.; :-._ _.-~ ./ `-._~-._ _..__.-~ _.-~ / ~-._~-._ / .__..--~----._ \_____(_;-._\. _.-~_/ ~).. . \ /(_____ \`--...--~_.-~______..-+_______) .(_________/`--...--~/ _/nad /\ /-._ \_ (___./_..-~__.....__..-~./ `-._~-._ ~\--------~ .-~_..__.-~ _.-~ ~-._~-._ ~---------' / .__..--~ ~-._\. _.-~_/ \`--...--~_.-~ `--...--~ I ONCE AGAIN DEDICATE THIS TOGO'S SANDWICH TO THE PLAYTOYS OF THE PETS OF THE CLOSE FRIENDS OF THE FAMILIES OF THE VICTIMS OF 9/11 WAIT ON SECOND THOUGHT I'LL HAVE A #9 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-13.txt #1877 MERCURY ORBITZ (Fri, 2004 Aug 13) ::: =, ; I'M GOING TO CHOOSE THE ;;=;;=== M PORN STAR NAME "MERCURY ,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i= ORBITZ" BECAUSE QUITE :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=; ==;====== FRANKLY I'M NOT ALL =tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM THAT BRIGHT ;tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM ;tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM ,=tYRBM;;tVB, ...., ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM .. ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM ;;.. ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM :;;:;=;,... .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM ;.,:,..... ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM; ....... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM ;t ... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM ,=.. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB :VMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;= ,;VBM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,:: ,,== `,,,,,,, WT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-23.txt #1674 STAR WARS MYSTIQUE (Fri, 2004 Jan 23) _ o88888o _.-""8o_o88888888D "'"""88888" _ o88888o _.-""8o_o88888888D "'"""88888" _ o88888o _.-""8o_o88888888D _ o88888o "'"""88888" _.-""8o_o88888888D "'"""88888" _ o88888o _.-""8o_o88888888D bonnnie "'"""88888" IN MY HONEST OPINION THE INTRODUCTION IN PHANTOM MENACE OF THE FAUX-SCIENTIFIC CONCEPT OF MIDICHLORIANS TO EXPLAIN THE FORCE DID LITTLE MORE THAN DETRACT FROM THE STAR WARS MYSTIQUE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-07.txt #1871 WYMYN (Sat, 2004 Aug 7) ____ /(( )) ( )6 6( ) IF MEN HAD TO HAVE BABIES THEY (_) l (_) WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO STAND CRAMPS \ <> ) OR GIVING BIRTH !1!1111!! ____) (_____ ( \____/ ) ) ( )( ) ( / / \ / \ \ / / \ / \ \ \ \ )==( / / \ \ / \ / / '\\/ \//' '|\` '|\` \ / \ / MAN WYMYN ARE SO CYYL IT'S A WYNDER ) ( WE ARYN'T IN CHYRGE YF THY WYRLD !!!!!!! jgs/akg / \ WYMYN RYYL !!!11!!11!!!!!!11111!!!! / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ `-...., ,..-' `-..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-07.txt #1749 A TRUISM IF THERE EVER WAS ONE (Wed, 2004 Apr 7) IT TURNS OUT GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS HURTS / _ ,--. ,-"""". _,---. / \`_/`'---._ / `--"_, \_,--. \ (,-'`--. `' /= (. , _ ,: ) ) ___._ bmw ``--.\._ ,'__.-'`-(. ,-.`-_'__...- >\\`. /a:f File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-13.txt #1755 YOUR DREAMS (Tue, 2004 Apr 13) IF EVOLUTION WERE REAL DON'T YOU THINK THEY'D HAVE CHANGED IT FROM A THEORY TO A LAW BY NOW??? OBVIOUSLY THE EGGHEADS ARE UNSURE OF THEMSELVES AND BY THE WAY I CAN SEE YOUR DREAMS _.-;:q=._ .' j=""^k;:\. ; .F ";`Y ,;.J_ ;'j ,-;"^7F : .F _________________ ,-'-_<. ;gj. _.,---""'' .' ; _,._`\. : `T"5, ; : `?8w7 `J ,-'" -^q. ` ; \;._ _,=' ; n58L Y. .' F;"; .' k_ `^' j' ; J;:: ; "y:-=' ; L;;== |:; jT\ ; L;:;J J:L 7:;' _ ; I;|:.L |:k J:.' , ' . ; |;J:.| ;.I F.: . : ;J;:L:: |.| |.J , ' ` ; ; .' J:`J.`. :.J |. L . ; ; ; L :k:`._ ,',j J; | ` , ; ; .' I :`=.:."_".' L J `.' .' |.: `"-=-' |.J ; _.-' `: : ;:; _ ; _.-'" J: : /.;' ; ; ='_ k;.\. _.;:Y' , .' `"---..__ `Y;."-=';:=' , .' `""--..__ `"==="' - .' ``""---...__ itz .-' ``""---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-26.txt #1737 RELATIVISTIC ABERRATION (Fri, 2004 Mar 26) ,'. \_/ ,'. ,' `. \ / \___/ ,'. ,' `. ,' `. \ / \ / \_____/ ,'. WE'RE TRAVELLING FASTER AND FASTER NEARING THE SPEED OF ,' `. LIGHT SO EVERYTHING IN OUR FORWARD FIELD OF VIEW GETS ,' `. SQUASHED INTO A TIGHT LITTLE CIRCLE JUST AHEAD OF US ,' `. AND BRIGHTENED UP SO WE CAN BEAT OFF TO IT BETTER \ / \ / VVV VVVVVVVVVV VV VV VV VVV VVVV VVV VV VV VVVVVV \ / VVVVVVVV VVVV V VVVVV VVVVVV VVVVVV VVVV VVVVV VV VV \_______/ VVVVV VV VVVVVVVVVV VV VVV VVVVVVV VVVVV VV VVVV VVVV shimrod VV,VV VVVVVVVVVV VVVVVV VVV VVVVVV VVVVVVV VVV VVVVV VV File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-30.txt #1741 SECRET LEVEL (Tue, 2004 Mar 30) ,______ _./ \_ ZIGGURAT VERTIGO /' -=X=- \ / <_>___\___/---_H_ Z---| |------- --/_O_) __ |__ L___^|^^^^^\--\__/ / \\ __T__ |___ / __|__ \\__^ _| \_ S-v|- __^\ _|__| _/ _ __\ ----| O ))==|___ _|==-) || \ _// \__// File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-24.txt #1735 VISITING JAPAN (Wed, 2004 Mar 24) db db dpqb dp8b 8b qb_____dp_88 88/ . `p I THINK I'LL VISIT JAPAN SOMETIME SO q'. \ I CAN GET MY GIANT ROBOT PILOT LICENSE .'. .-. ,-. `--. |. / 0 \ / 0 \ | \ |. `.__ ___.' | \\/ |. " | ( \. `-'-' ,' | _/`------------'. .| /. \\::(::[];)||.. \ /. ' \.`:;;;;'''/`. .| |. |/ `;--._.__/ |..| |. _/_,'''',,`. `:.' |. ` / , ',`. |/ \. -'/\/ ',\ |\ /\__-' /\ / ,. |.\ /. .| ' /-. ,: |..\ :. .| /| | , ,||. ..: |. .` | '//` ,:|. .| |.. .\ //\/ ,|. ..| \. .\ <./ ,'. ../ \_ ,..`.__ _,..,._/ gst `\|||/ `--'\|||/' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-05.txt #1747 USEFUL FRENCH PHRASES (Mon, 2004 Apr 5) ^ | THE ONLY FRENCH I KNOW IS "IF I PAY YOU AN + EXTRA TEN FRANCS WILL YOU FUCKING WASH FIRST" | | | | | A === ________ /EEE\ |______| //EEE\\ |*( )*| ejm 97 ___//_____\\_____________|O| |O|_______ ---------- __o _ ~ ,_ ==c/ -------- _ \<,_ (*)\/(*) (\/\ ------- (*)/ (*) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-18.txt #1729 JEOPARDY GONE WRONG (Thu, 2004 Mar 18) _____________ _____________ | _________ | | _________ | PARTICLE PHYSICS .... || _____ | | | | _____ | | HEAT DEATH ...... ||| _ | | | | | | _ | | | PROTON DECAY ............. ||||_| | | | | | | |_| | | | |||_____| | | | | |_____| | | ||_________| | | |_________| | WHAT ARE THREE THINGS I CAN'T |_____________| ua |_____________| BEAT OFF TO ?!?!?!? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-11.txt #1753 DECIMAL POINT (Sun, 2004 Apr 11) _________ _________ / \ / \ / /~~~~~\ \ / /~~~~~\ \ ANYWAY WITHOUT THE DECIMAL | | | | | | | | POINT WE'RE RICH | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / | | | | | | | | // (o o) \ \_____/ / \ \_____/ / \__/ \ / \ / | ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-11.txt #1875 DONE WITH WORK (Wed, 2004 Aug 11) _,--"^"--._ ,'\ /`. DONE WITH WORK !!!!!!!!! ,' \_______/ `. | / \ | | / \ | | _/ \_ | \'' `-. ,-' ``/ \ `-._,-' / \ | / AND NOW TO CELEBRATE WITH AN `-.._ | _,,-' IT'S-STILL-TOO-HOT-TO-JERK-OFF JERK hjm ``"'' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-05.txt #1869 ALEC BALDWIN SAYS (Thu, 2004 Aug 5) ( ) ( ___...(-------)-....___ .-"" ) ( ""-. .-'``'|-._ ) _.-| / .--.| `""---...........---""` | COFFEE / / | | IS | | | | FOR \ \ | | CLOSERS `\ `\ | | `\ `| | _/ /\ / (__/ \ / _..---""` \ /`""---.._ .-' \ / '-. : `-.__ __.-' : : ) ""---...---"" ( : '._ `"--...___...--"` _.' jgs \""--..__ __..--""/ '._ """----.....______.....----""" _.' `""--..,,_____ _____,,..--""` `"""----"""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-28.txt #1831 CASSINI (Mon, 2004 Jun 28) _.oo. _.u[[/;:,. .odMMMMMM' .o888UU[[[/;:-. .o@P^ MMM^ oN88888UU[[[/;::-. dP^ CASSINI TO PEEK UP SATURN'S dNMMNN888UU[[[/;:--. .o@P^ SKIRT, RUN AWAY WHEN THE ,MMMMMMN888UU[[/;::-. o@^ POLICE ARE CALLED NNMMMNN888UU[[[/~.o@P^ 888888888UU[[[/o@^-.. oI8888UU[[[/o@P^:--.. FOLKS WE SHOULD ALL BE GRATEFUL THAT .@^ YUU[[[/o@^;::---.. IT'S SATURN, NOT EARTH, THAT NOW HAS oMP ^/o@P^;:::---.. TO DEAL WITH THE NIGHTMARE OF CASSINI .dMMM .o@^ ^;::---... POTENTIALLY CRASHING INTO IT AND CAUSING dMMMMMMM@^` `^^^^ A NUCLEAR DISASTER THE LIKES OF WHICH WE YMMMUP^ HAVE NEVER KNOWN !!!!!!! ^^ YES I'M AN ANTINUKE ENVIRONMENTALIST AND THEREFORE NOT ONLY NOT VERY KNOWLEDGEABLE BUT RATHER FIXATED ON TILTING AT MY WINDMILLS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-21.txt #1672 POLYAMORY (Wed, 2004 Jan 21) ,., ('=(""")=') READ MY POLYAMORY/ANDROGYNY/QUEER HET/MORBID OBESITY '))|*_*|((' FAQ (' \ = / ') ' _) (_ ' ISN'T IT CONVENIENT THAT FREAKS LIKE ME WILLINGLY /|'~~~'|\ SINGLE THEMSELVES OUT SO THAT WHEN JUDGEMENT DAY /,(_ _),\ COMES THERE'S ALREADY A CHECK NEXT TO OUR NAME \\ \___/ // '\/ \/' :__,__: \ / / \/ / ( ; \ \ \ | Sher^ \\/) .//_/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-09.txt #1660 GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD (Fri, 2004 Jan 9) I THOUGHT, GIVEN WIKIPEDIA'S USUAL HIGH CALIBER AND THOROUGHNESS THAT THE ENTRY FOR ASCII ART MIGHT MENTION US AT LEAST IN PASSING GUESS I WAS WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD ,-------. / ,' `. ,--' ,' `. ,-;-- _.- pow! / \ ---;-' _.=.---'' +-------------+ ; X X ---=-----'' _.------- | ----- |--| \-----=---:i- +XX|'i:'''''''' : ;`--._ ''---':---- /X+-) \ \ / / ''--._ `- .XXX|) `. `. ,' ,' ''---. X\/) `. '---' ,' `- \ `---+---' \ | \. | `-------------------+ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-14.txt #1817 TRANSVESTITES (Mon, 2004 Jun 14) ________ /________\ //( ( ( ( \\ || ((|| WHEN I SEE A STRAIGHT MAN ||) ) ` ) )|| WEARING WOMEN'S CLOTHES I THINK || (\___( ( || "MOLESTED AS A KID" \|) ) \)_|/ / ((\_v_/ \ / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ | | | | `~~| |~~' |\ /| | \ / | |___V___| | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| / \ / \ Alyssa ______/ \_______ ============================ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-24.txt #1980 KILL BILL (Wed, 2004 Nov 24) () __)(__ INSTEAD OF KILL BILL THEY SHOULD HAVE CALLED '-<>-' IT UMA THURMAN ACTS BLUBBERY AGAIN WHILE WE )( __ SHOW HER BARE FEET (IN TWO VOLUMES) || / \\ || ( ||) || ]_(\,| || ]-->/| || ( ||) || \_// || || gnv \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-30.txt #1986 A CURE FOR ALCOHOLISM (Tue, 2004 Nov 30) _.,_ ,-'.' .`-, ;; '. ' `. ;` - _ _,-; ' ; `. ,% .-, - ,_.,-'` ';; ; : ;%' | | \ ___ _._,-`'\ `'-`' _.,' `. ) __,--`-,,`' ,._,.-`-., _.,-.--.-,`''` | _| |__ `---'////\ / .-, `-`-^--`'^`-...,,| | |.,/ //\)(/ `-\.-. | `-' ( .-; | | ,. `-~ ~~-. `._.' ,/ / `~ ~~~ ~~ mic /,.`) // / I HAVE A GUARANTEED CURE FOR /_ `/ ALCOHOLISM !!!!!!!!!!!!! ( `/ `-' HEROIN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-18.txt #1974 THIRD WORLD BOOBS (Thu, 2004 Nov 18) .=-- :::: -', I HOPE WE ARE ALL NOW IN TOTAL AGREEMENT :::,_ ` THAT THIRD WORLD BOOBS ARE TRULY .:::. '( A VAST UNTAPPED RESOURCE .::;'. \_ .:, ,-=..._ ': , c` ) | | ` _,'`Y | : || { /\ |/ | ; L c\ | | / ,' | .' -----------=-. | . `-. ) \ _. `-. / /)`.______..---' `._ `-. //| . . `-.... `-._ ' ` | / ``( _ `._ | / `-.-' | , ) ) / -' : / ` | \ | \ | ) ) ( | ) ` \ . `-' Krogg/a:f/dp/ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-19.txt #1975 HEAD START (Fri, 2004 Nov 19) I'LL GIVE YOU A HEAD START: ,(())), INCHWORM AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN (((((((() THEN HERE COMES THE GUN /""; )(- -))) .__ / /_ )) o o )))) __---|| E ; /() ((( .. ?((( ()___---"" _||="E"| //\ )) -- /))))--""""""|| __--"" ""-,// \, ((((-_-"((()) ||___--" :::::", '\, )))))))\| )) _---""/; ;: ' :::\ '\, ((((((( \ _(...: // . '::\ '\ ))) ) .\\:: |; ::: ':"\ \ (( \\ // :::::.......,##----_ \ ) '\_ ,""-_:::,_---__,--"#-_, "-_, | MIA (o)_--" "" "--_, "-_,__--/ ""---___-" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-25.txt #1981 LOGICAL REASONING (Thu, 2004 Nov 25) _ , L\ LOOK IF GOD DIDN'T WANT ME TO HIT THEM THEN \/OO\ HE WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN THEM TITS |/ \ /_\ ` END OF DISCUSSION _\ |_ AP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-15.txt #1818 DRUNK ON COCK (Tue, 2004 Jun 15) .-""-. (___/\ \ I THINK TRACI I LOVE YOU ( |' ' ) ) WAS HER FINEST WORK __) _\=_/ ( ____(__.' ` \ ) .(/"-.._.(' ; ( / / . (' , | ) _.`'---.._/ /.__ ____.'_| |_/ '-'``'-._ / | `-........' jgs `;-"`; | `'.__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-08.txt #1659 TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A TODDLER (Thu, 2004 Jan 8) _)_ .-'(/ '-. I'M AN ATHENIAN CITY-STATE / ` \ / - - \ (` a a `) \ ^ / '. '---' .' .-`'---'`-. / \ / / ' ' \ \ _/ /| |\ \_ `/|\` |+++++++|`/|\` /\ /\ | `-._.-` | \ / \ / |_ | | _| jgs | _| |_ | (ooO Ooo) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-01.txt #1804 A PROPOSAL AND A REQUEST (Tue, 2004 Jun 1) (() PLEASE PUT A FUCKING BULLET IN ME /|||\ FOR BEING SO STUPID AS TO DO THIS (())))) (|( */ / ))( ,` / (|)()) / ( ) \ o ,...., /, _) (\_ |::::: .\\__| \ \ (::::: /\\ | \_\ \;;; ( |)| \ \__)_(__ | | \ ) | | \ | | | __ | :/ | | | \ |_____| | | | \/ | |___| | \ | ) I\__\ _| |.___._.'_ \`--, (_____( ) Sher^ `'' |_| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-29.txt #1832 THE TRIUMVIRATE (Tue, 2004 Jun 29) ,--. URINE \ _\_ BLOOD _\/_|_\____.'\ TEARS -(___.--._____( \ \ \ \ FIN `--' jg File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-04.txt #1868 WOMEN AND THE VOTE (Wed, 2004 Aug 4) .--._ .'""""-t--. /_. .-._ \ `. __.-. :/o: "o.` ; .'\.-" .--."-._ . /; ; :/ _;. 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" ) ; _:tjtjt-; ; : """"-.__L./ '^:;:^' `-._ bug : : /\ : EVERYONE KNOWS WOMEN VOTE FOR THE PRESIDENT BASED ON HOW GOOD HE LOOKS AND HOW LIKELY HE SEEMS TO BE LIKE SOMEONE WHO WOULD SIT AND LISTEN TO THEM TALK ALL GODDAMN DAY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-20.txt #1671 HOMELAND SECURITY ADVISORY SYSTEM (Tue, 2004 Jan 20) .- m\ MY NUTS ARE ON THE HIGHEST (( ` /|\ /| POSSIBLE STATE OF ALERT (RED) __.'/ /'_ ,.^"--'_-'| /(// )))) |\ ) !/ ) (((( `E)|/ ( / \ ` ) / ' \ ` ( / ' \ `) / ' (\ / ______.' \ /_.-' /_/ \_\ /, '-.__ (_`__ ejm |`_ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-10.txt #1874 PROSTATE CANCER PREVENTATIVE (Tue, 2004 Aug 10) {)~_ .-__/%. AT THIS RATE THERE'S NO WAY I'M ( % `. GOING TO GET PROSTATE CANCER `. % ) ` ---- ' //\\ | \ \` |__\ \_\ ejm -' ,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-19.txt #1730 TRUE CONFESSIONS: SECRET WEAPONS OF WORLD WAR II (Fri, 2004 Mar 19) ______.........--=T=--.........______ . |:| :-. // /""""""-. ': '-._____..--""(""""""()`---.__ I CAN'T FLY THE HELICOPTER /: _..__ '' ":""""'[] |""`\\ IN AGHELIA TO SAVE MY LIFE ': :' `-. _:._ '"""" : :: '--=:____:.___....-" O" O" grp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-10.txt #1752 RUSSIAN DOLLS (Sat, 2004 Apr 10) . /=\\ /===\ \ IF YOU BREAK ME OPEN YOU'LL /=====\' \ FIND A NEVER-ENDING SERIES OF /=======\'' \ RUSSIAN DOLLS EACH TINIER THAN /=========\ ' '\ THE LAST UNTIL FINALLY Z-SHAPED /===========\'' \ BLACK DONGS BATTER YOUR MOUTH /=============\ ' ' \ /===============\ '' \ /=================\' ' ' ' \ /===================\' ' ' ' \ /=====================\' ' ' ' \ /=======================\ ' ' / /=========================\ ' / /===========================\' / /=============================\/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-04.txt #1746 WAITER (Sun, 2004 Apr 4) ( ) ) _.(--"("""--.._ WAITER THERE'S A /, _..-----).._,\ TRINOC IN MY SOUP | `'''-----'''` | \ / '. .' jgs '--.....--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-25.txt #1736 NAPSTER LIVES (Thu, 2004 Mar 25) _.ooo._ ,dMP"""QMb. 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L $$ $P l '. $. .$$ $; ;$.$$P $ "$$$$ P' $$$;: $$P o$P $P I' ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-23.txt #1918 SO VERY ROUND (Thu, 2004 Sep 23) .;;+RBBRt++;;;;: ;tVRRRRRVVVXIIIYYYYVRRYt: ;XBRRRVVVXYYIIttttttttttttIVR+ +BBRRRRVVVYYIttttiiiiiiitiiitttYR= ;BBBRRRRVVXYIIttiii++======i+++iittVR: XBBBRRRRVVXYIttti++==;;;;;;;;i==++iitIR; :BBBBBRRRVXXYIttii+=;;;;;;;;;;;;=;;=+iittRt IT'S ROUND :BBBBBRRRRXXXIttii+=;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;=+iittB: (LIKE AN O) .BBBBBBRRRVXYYItti+=;;;;;;:::::::;;;;;;=+ittRi BBBBBBBRRRVXYXttii=;;;;;;::.....::;=;;;;=+itYV SO VERY ROUND ;BBBBBBRRRRXXYYtti+=;;;;;::... ...::;;;;;=+ittR YBBBBBBRRRVXYYYtti+=;;;;::.. ..::;;;;==ittR I SHOULD BBBBBBBRRRVXYYYtti+=;;;;::.. ..::;;;;==ittB BBBBBBBRRRRXXYIIti+=;;;;;::.. ..::;;;;;=+ittB I SHOULD TRY AND RMBBBBBBRRRVXYIIti+=;;;;;;::.....::;;;;;;=+ittB FUCK THAT THING XMBBBBBBRRRVXYYYtti+=;;;;;;:::::::;;;;;;==iitIR; .BBBBBBBRRRRXXYXItii+=;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;i;==iittIR; HOLD STILL MISTER YBBBBBBBRRRVXYYYttii+=;;;;;;;;;;;;;;i=+iittIYBi. XMBBBBBBRRRRVXYXIttii+==;;;;;;;;;;;=++iitYRRBBBBRI; BMBBBBBBBRRRRVXXYItttii++====+iittIYRVRRRRXXVRBBBBBBI; iBMBBBBBBBRRRRVVXYYXVVRRRRRRBBRBBRYVYIIIYYYXXVVVRBBBBBB+. :IBBBBBBBRRBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRXYYYIIIIIIIYYXXVVRRRBBBBBBY: :;++IBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRVVXXYYIIItttIIYVRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBt ;RBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRVXXYYXVRRRVRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBB :YBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRVXXXVRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBV; .iRBBBBBBBRRRRRRVVVXXXXVRRRRRRRRRBBBRYi; ;tRBBBRRRRRRRVVVVVVRRRRRXIi;;: .:;tIttIYItiii;;:: File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-26.txt #1859 WHAT'S XENA (Mon, 2004 Jul 26) ,,, _ _ \(((. __,,../v\,----../ `-..=.>"" _\,_ _______;/____<_ \_______\ \___////______;______ ctr ,"/ `.) `.) ``` /," /7__ /7_ I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE MADE SUCH (( ' \\\ ))) A BIG DEAL OUT OF THE TIME THEY \\ KISSED I MEAN I FOUND THE SCENE )) WHERE THEY WERE NAKED IN A TUB (( SCRUBBING EACH OTHER TO BE TEN TIMES ) MORE BEATOFFABLE / I MEAN WHAT'S XENA File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-16.txt #1941 IS IT MORNING (Sat, 2004 Oct 16) . ._`-\ )\,`-.-. HEY ASSHOLE \'\` \)\ \)\ \|.) \`) |\) )\ .)\ )\| TURN THAT OUT LIGHT \ \)\ |)\ ` \ .')/| ``-.\ \ )\ ` . ., '( CAN'T A HEDGEHOG \\ -. `)\``- ._ .)` |\(,_ `__ '\ `-- _\`. ` (/ GET HIGH WITHOUT `\,\ .\\ / '` ) (`-.\\ ` OH NEVERMIND THAT'S a:f /||\ `. * _*| `-.( `\ THE SUN IS IT MORNING `. \ `(c SHIT OH SHIT GOTTA GO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-02.txt #1927 OXYCONTIN (Sat, 2004 Oct 2) | | | OXYCONTIN PLEASE | | BIG FAT TIP IN IT FOR YOU | | JACK ME OFF SLOWLY _ ----- _ .-~ ~-. / \ .-- -- -- | | -- -- --. .-~ / ~~ ~~ ~~ \ O O / ~~ ~~ ~~ \ ~-. .-~ / _ - ~ ~-. .-~ ~ - _ \ ~-. / /~ / ~ ----- ~ \ ~\ \ / / / \ \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / | | \ | | | | | | | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-13.txt #1999 YOUR STORIES SEQUENCE IN TELL (Mon, 2004 Dec 13) .__=\__ .__==__, jf' ~~=\, _=/~' `\, ._jZ' `\q, /=~ `\__ j5(/ `\./ V\\, .Z))' _____ | .____, \)/\ j5(K=~~ ~~~~\=_, | _/=~~~~' `~~+K\\, .Z)\/ `~=L | _=/~ t\ZL j5(_/.__/===========\__ ~q |j/ .__============___/\J(N, 4L#XXXL_________________XGm, \P .mXL_________________JXXXW8L ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YKWmmWmmW@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COULD QUENTIN TARANTINO PLEASE TELL HIS STORIES IN SEQUENCE ?!?!?!?!? THANKS !!11111 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-07.txt #1993 LAUNDRY LIST (Tue, 2004 Dec 7) _.-'~~~~~~`-._ AC/DC'S "BACK IN BLACK" / || \ TWO LBS. OF STEW MEAT / || \ BIG FAT YELLOW ONION | || | TONGS | _______||_______ | LARGER BOWLS (FOR CHILI) |/ ----- \/ ----- \| A2A (ASS TO ASS) / ( ) ( ) \ A2M (ASS TO MOUTH) / \ ----- () ----- / \ M2A (MOUTH TO ASS) / \ /||\ / \ M4M (MAN FOR MAN) / \ /||||\ / \ A2M2A (ASS TO MOUTH TO ASS) / \ /||||||\ / \ M4MMMMMMMMMMMMM (CALL ME IF THIS /_ \o========o/ _\ HAPPENS TOTALLY CALL ME USE THE `--...__|`-._ _.-'|__...--' CELL PHONE IF YOU HAVE TO DON'T | `' | JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE AND GIVE UP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-02.txt #1684 MY CHECK BOUNCED (Mon, 2004 Feb 2) _.---.( ..--._) (_.' `''-.'` `'. MY CHECK BOUNCED SO ALL MY / / \_) PERSONAL STALKERS ARE GONE (_| _,.-'""'-,-'""'-.,_ | \ /.--' '--.\ /_) ,__\ ) (_(_( )_)_) ) /__, \ (_, ( o) ( o) / / `--.-` '-' c '-' `-'-` (O\ (O) '-.....__w__.....-' .-' '-. / , .--. .--._ \ / / ( \/ )`\ \ / / \ \ / \ \ \ \ \ | ( / / `\ `. \/ \ /\\/ `.//.' '-; | |/ \/ / \ ,_/ _,--,_ __,--,_ \_, `--' \ ``| / '--' `. |===/ > | | / | | | | | | Y / \ / / | /| / jgs / / / | /=/ |=/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-16.txt #1698 STARING INTO THE FACE OF GOD (Mon, 2004 Feb 16) __/ \__ CHECK OUT MY ASSHOLE _\/\/_ \_\_\/_/_/ IT'S LIKE STARING INTO THE FACE OF GOD / /_/\_\ \ __/\/\__ ASK IT QUESTIONS, COO AT IT \ / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-23.txt #1795 A CRAPPY HAIKU (Sun, 2004 May 23) ___ // 7 KARMA WILL GET YOU (_,_/\ \ \ MEANWHILE THIS GAY ASCII DICK \ \ _\ \__ MAKES GOOD COMPANY ( \ ) \___\___/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-22.txt #1794 EXECUTING RETARDS (Sat, 2004 May 22) |/| |/| WE EXECUTE RETARDS NOT SO MUCH |/| BECAUSE IT'S JUST BUT MORE FOR SPORT |/| |/| |/| |/| /') |/|/\/ |/|\/ (''') (''') (''') (''') (''') /''/\ / ,^./\ / / \/\ / / \/\ ( ( )/) | | |/| | | |/| | | |/| ( ( )/) \ \ / / \ `---' / `-----' PhS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-17.txt #1699 SAME ACTOR WRONG CHARACTER (Tue, 2004 Feb 17) .. WHY IS ALAN SHEPARD SAYING I SHOULD |\\ PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET .====^^\\==. |\ || |\ :X"====^^====' \|XXXXXXXXXX| """"""""""" kya File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-03.txt #1685 UMBRELLA SAFETY LESSON #27 (Tue, 2004 Feb 3) DON'T OPEN ME IN THE HOUSE OR THERE WILL BE A BRIEF NOISE ("FUMP") FOLLOWED BY RAPE THEN WAKING UP IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM WITH STITCHES ___()___ _.-'' ,-'`-. ``-._ ,-' ,' `. `-. ,' ,' `. `. / / \ \ /_ / \ _\ ``-./_..---'''|``---.._\,-'' | | | | | | | , | `..' SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-06.txt #1992 POO DOG (Mon, 2004 Dec 6) /\.-./~\ (o//o)| \-._ .-"-. I'M A POO DOG !!!!! .~.'~ | | )`-----' \._ (").'/.| | ( /-.\ I BARK AND STICK MY POINTY (_/-' \_/ | \ | \\ NOSE IN POO ALL DAY LONG \ / / ____.-\ / )) /\| /_.-' \\ \ (( // || \\ \ \| \\ ||' // \\ (/ || _// \\ " (_/ (_/ (_/ MJP " " " File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-12.txt #1998 PAGAN-NONPAGAN RATIO (Sun, 2004 Dec 12) _....._ .' | `'-. / (---|--------->< '._| _,.-' \ jgs ````` IT WOULD APPEAR THAT WE'VE GOT A 3:1 PAGAN-NONPAGAN RATIO OR WICCANS OR WHATEVER NAME THEY'VE GIVEN THEMSELVES THIS WEEK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-03.txt #1928 BOY SCOUT UNIFORM (Sun, 2004 Oct 3) _____ .' `. CHECK ME OUT IN MY BOY SCOUT UNIFORM / .-=-. \ \ __ WITH BONG; SOON THE POLICE WILL COME; | ( C\ \ \_.'') IN THE MEANTIME I WILL CONTINUE TO _\ `--' |,' _/ PLAY ON THE SWINGSET, THE SLIDE, EXPOSING /__`.____.'__.-' MYSELF TO OTHERS IN THE PARK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-17.txt #1942 CONTEMPLATIONS OF MATT LEBLANC (Sun, 2004 Oct 17) I HOPE I DON'T GET TYPECAST AFTER "JOEY" GETS CANCELLED .--------------------------------... ,'-------------------------------,' | / / | /________________________________/ ,'| | .. | ,' | |___________-==/88\==-___________|,' /) |. | \ \ (( )) / / | (/ |-. . | \ \ \{}/ / / | .' . . . '| \ \ )( / _ / | , . . . . |\ \ \ \/ _.( ~-. /|\ ,' . . . ` . -`_-.--.______..._____( ,/ ` \~-.|,' . . . ` . . . ,'\. ~- . , . . . . . ` . , . , ~~-.' . . . File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-27.txt #1860 A TALKING POTTED PLANT (Tue, 2004 Jul 27) SINCE WE'RE DRAWN BY AN UNTALENTED MORON WANNA LICK EACH OTHER'S DICKS _ _ / DON'T MIND IF I DO (\'/) (_(.)_) / (/|\) , (\_,|__ OO _|_(\ .||. jg_________ |_| '____________________ dd ____________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-22.txt #1917 WHICH TASTES WORSE (Wed, 2004 Sep 22) __ (\\\ IIIIII ) (` | C O WHICH TASTES BETTER: MY ASS OR MY DICK / \ | D | _) | x=| __ ( `-. `-] [-' .-` `-_...__/\\\ \ \ `--` `--` `-` _.n) \ `-` <`-..--`--..-` `-.( )( )-` (\ o /\ o /) \`-`][`-`/ ( _][_ ) )\ () /( /-..__..-\ |-. .-| | \ / | | `><` | ( || ) \. _/\_ ./ ( () ) | )( | \ / \ / \ | | / /` ) ( `\ ()Oo/ \oO() NDT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-19.txt #1852 LET'S CUDDLE (Mon, 2004 Jul 19) __.--'| ___.---' | CAN WE TALK ___.---' | _.--' %%% \\\ | | %%%%% .. | | BECAUSE I BEAT OFF AND | %%c '' U. ' | WANT TO CUDDLE NOW J %! .U __=__ | L __=__ | \ | L / \ |. \\-`-. | // _) _)._.--||\ \\__.>-._ | _.\\ || \\___.--' `--._ J-._ \\_____.----' `--.__ J `-<_ `-.__ L `-. _>-. +. `-._ ___.--' | | `-._ `-._ __.--' | `-._ `-. __.--' _.--' `-._ `-._.-' _.--' | `-. | _.--' Petrus `-. | _.--' `-. | _.--' `|' | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-20.txt #1915 DINOSAURS SING IN THE SHOWER TOO (Mon, 2004 Sep 20) I WANT YOU TO TRIP LIKE I DO \ /@\ `-\ \ /\/\/\ \ \/ ` / \ \|/ \_i / \ |\____// | |==| |=----/ -----------hn/--hn/-------- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-25.txt #1858 STATE OF DENIAL (Sun, 2004 Jul 25) __)), //_ _) WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROCK HUDSON'S GAY ( "\" \_-/ ,---/ '---. / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-08.txt #1903 STARGATE (Wed, 2004 Sep 8) _______ _,.--==###\_/=###=-.._ ..-' _.--\\_//---. `-.. ./' ,--'' \_/ `---. `\. ./ \ .,-' _,,......__ `-. / \. /`. ./\' _,.--'':_:'"`:'`-..._ /\. .'\ / .'`./ ,-':":._.:":._.:"+._.:`:. \.'`. `. ,' // .-''"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'`. \ \ / ,' /'":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.`. `. \ / / ,'`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_\ \ \ ,\\ ; /_.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":\ ://, / \\ /'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'\ // \. |//_ \ ':._.:":._.+":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._\ / _\\ \ /___../ /_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"'. \..__ | | | '":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.| | | | | |-:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`| | | | | |":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.+":._.:":._.| | | | : |_:'"`:_:'"`:_+'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`| ; | | \ \.:._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._| / | \ : \:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'.' ; | \ : \._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":,' ; / `. \ \..--:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`-../ / / `__.`.'' _..+'._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":.`+._ `-,:__` .-'' _ -' .'| _________________________ |`.`-. `-.._ _____' _..-|| :.' .+/;;';`;`;;:`)+(':;;';',`\;\|. `,'|`-. `_____ MJP .-' .'.' :- ,'/,',','/ /./|\.\ \`,`,-,`.`. : `||-.`-._ .' ||.-' ,','/,' / / / + : + \ \ \ `,\ \ `.`-|| `. `-. .-' |' _','<', ,' / / // | \\ \ \ `, ,`.`. `. `. `-. : - `. `. OKAY SO I FLOPPED SPLIT TOP TWO PAIR WITH A STRAIGHT DRAW MEANWHILE THERE WAS A POSSIBLE FLUSH SHOWING ON THE TURN SO WORRIED ABOUT A CHECK-RAISE I BET FOR INFORMATION ONLY TO FIND THAT ONE OPPONENT HAD FLOPPED SPLIT TOP AN BOTTOM PAIR AND THE OTHER SIMPLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING AND THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS HOW THE SIT-AND-GO ONE-TABLE TOURNAMENT WAS WON OH FUCK WAIT THIS IS STARGATE OKAY HOW ABOUT SOME COMMENT ABOUT HOW CONSTELLATIONS ARE NOT A VALID WAY TO DESIGNATE A REAL POINT IN FOUR DIMENSIONAL SPACETIME OR AT LEAST SOMETHING ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A HUNK JAMES SPADER WAS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-31.txt #1864 TRULY SHAKESPEAREAN (Sat, 2004 Jul 31) ;o0__ A POO DOTH POKE ||`|_) ||___ ,-, _ `u' _/ (.-""_) 3nnn/ \cgmm _ ( (===) "" `-.__ `, \=/ `-' I"I I I "' ^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-01.txt #1926 THE CRITIC (Fri, 2004 Oct 1) _ (_) | . . |L /| . _ _ . |\ _| \--+._/| . (_) / ||\| Y J ) / |/| ./ J |)'( | ` F`.'/ _ -<| F __ .-< (_) | / .-'. `. /-. L___ J \ < \ | | O\|.-' _ _J \ .- \/ O | | \ |F (_) '-F -<_. \ .-' `-' L__ __J _ _. >-' )._. |-' `-|.' /_. \_| F /.- . _.< /' /.' .' `\ /L /' |/ _.-'-\ /'J ___.---'\| I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED THE CRITIC FOR ITS |\ .--' V | `. ` BRAVERY IN TAKING ON SUCH TABOO COMEDIC TOPICS |/`. `-. `._) SUCH AS RUSH LIMBAUGH BEING FAT, BARNEY THE / .-.\ DINOSAUR BEING INSIPID, FORMER PRESIDENT CLINTON VK \ ( `\ ALSO HAVING A WEIGHT PROBLEM, CRITICS BEING USELESS, `.\ ETC. BASICALLY IT WAS AN AWESOME SHOW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-15.txt #1940 ALL THINGS CONSIDERED (Fri, 2004 Oct 15) CRACK BABIES: TWICE THE BABY IN HALF THE TIME AND LET'S NOT FORGET YOU GET EXTRA WELFARE MONEY ALL THINGS CONSIDERED YOU'D BE A FOOL NOT TO SMOKE ROCKS DURING PREGNANCY .-"-._ _/ __ `. .-n46iS_ .' ) / `. \./ `-.__.-._.-. ___ O / \ O / | .-. /.-._\_ // \\ `.' '-' /'\ / \ /((,\ `-. //\_// |__.--._ (_/`\/ \ / \\.\ \_____/ / / __`._( ) \ / |).\ .----. ( `--'----' \ /\ ,-. `-< //*.,\ / \ :. \/ \./ \ \ /'/+'.+,) / \ (_)) | _. \__ Y.'+.+.`/ / \_./ `-' \/ `||\..: ( / /) || \___)/ __.'/ .--. / `. .-'__,' `. \ / \___.-. / .' \ Y ( .-._) ' / ) \ /)/ | | / O ) / ` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-29.txt #1954 BILL BIXBY (Fri, 2004 Oct 29) __________ ________| |________ | / |||||| \ | | ,' `. | | ,' `. | | ,' |||||||||||||||| `. | ,' /____________________\ `. /______________________________\ | | | | | | |________________________________| |____________________------__| Seal ,----------------------------------------------------, | [][][][][] [][][][][] [][][][] [][__] [][][][] | | | | [][][][][][][][][][][][][][_] [][][] [][][][] | | [_][][][][][][][][][][][][][ | [][][] [][][][] | | [][_][][][][][][][][][][][][]|| [] [][][][] | | [__][][][][][][][][][][][][__] [][][] [][][]|| | | [__][________________][__] [__][]|| | `----------------------------------------------------' LET'S WRITE BILL BIXBY HAIKUS BECAUSE WE'RE ON USENET AND SO WE REALLY CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH OUR TIME I MEAN PLONK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-04.txt #1990 SPIT PRODUCTION (Sat, 2004 Dec 4) .-. (/^\) ATTENTION WHORES AND PORN STARS (\ /) .-'-. COULD YOU CUT DOWN ON THE SPIT PRODUCTION /(_I_)\ WHEN GIVING BLOWJOBS BECAUSE QUITE FRANKLY \\) (// IT'S MORE THAN A LITTLE DISTRACTING / \ \ | / THERE'S SLOPPY AND THEN THERE'S \|/ BUBBLES AND BATHING IN IT /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-10.txt #1996 NEW YORK, NEW YORK (Fri, 2004 Dec 10) ( (_) ### (#c _\|/_ #\ wWWWw NEW YORK, NEW YORK !!!!! \ \-. (/. .\) /\ /`\/\ /\ NOW WITH 27% LESS URINE |\/ \_) (_| `\.' ; ; ;`\ `\; ; . ;/\ `\; ; ;| \ ; .' ' ; / |_.' ; | /) ( ''._;'` | ' . ; |.-' .:) | | ( .' : | |,- .:: | | ,-' .;| jgs_/___,_.:_\_ [I_I_I_I_I_I_] | __________ | | || | | || | OR IS THAT 27% FEWER URINE _| ||_|__|_|| |_ /=--------------=\ / \ | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-15.txt #1697 COMMITTED TO THE CAUSE (Sun, 2004 Feb 15) .-'"'-. / `. ,' \ IT HURTS MY MOUTH TO STRETCH IT OVER THIS OBJECT | ,' `. | BUT I'LL DO IT ANYWAY | ___ | \ ( . ) / '-.:.-' .:. ::: ::: ::. ':: lf ' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-08.txt #1780 LIKE MOVIE ZOMBIES (Sat, 2004 May 8) , ,.-.-. , ,.-.-. , ,.-.-. , ,.-.-. \_|'( ) \_|'( ) \_|'( ) \_|'( ) ANOTHER (oo )\| / (oo )\| / (oo )\| / (oo )\| / PERFECT DAY ^ ( '-._ ^ ( '-._ ^ ( '-._ ^ ( '-._ IN PARADISE `~nn~' `~nn~' `~nn~' `~nn~' .-.-., , .-.-., , .-.-., , .-.-., , ( )'|_/ ( )'|_/ ( )'|_/ ( )'|_/ \ |/( oo) \ |/( oo) \ |/( oo) \ |/( oo) _(` ) ^ _.-` ) ^ _.-` ) ^ _.-` ) ^ `~nn~' `~nn~' `~nn~' `~nn~' , ,.-.-. , ,.-.-. , ,.-.-. , ,.-.-. \_|'( ) \_|'( ) \_|'( ) \_|'( ) (oo )\| / (oo )\| / (oo )\| / (oo )\| / ^ ( '-._ ^ ( '-._ ^ ( '-._ ^ ( '-._ I MEAN `~nn~' `~nn~' `~nn~' `~nn~' BLACK DICKS .-.-., , .-.-., , .-.-., , .-.-., , SURROUNDING ( )'|_/ ( )'|_/ ( )'|_/ ( )'|_/ ME LIKE \ |/( oo) \ |/( oo) \ |/( oo) \ |/( oo) MOVIE ZOMBIES _.-` ) ^ _.-` ) ^ _.-` ) ^ _.-` ) ^ `~nn~' `~nn~' _ `~nn~' ___ `~nn~' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-01.txt #1683 CERBERUS' STORY (Sun, 2004 Feb 1) /\_/\____, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GUARDING ,___/\_/\ \ ~ / THE GATES TO HELL BUT I'M \ ~ \ ) XXX GOING TO HUFF SPRAY PAINT FUMES XXX / /\_/\___, FROM THIS PLASTIC BAG INSTEAD \o-o/-o-o/ ~ / ) / \ XXX YES WITH ALL THREE HEADS _| / \ \_/ ,-/ _ \_/ \ AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP PEOPLE / ( /____,__| ) OUT OR KEEP PEOPLE IN ???? ( |_ ( ) \) _| _/ _) \ \__/ (_ HOLY SHIT I GOTTA SIT DOWN b'ger (,-(,(,(,/ \,),),) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-29.txt #1711 WHAT A CUTE BABY (Sun, 2004 Feb 29) ,---------. ||"""""""|| || || I JUST WANT TO BE HELD, MAYBE SHAKEN |/-->&<--\| VIGOROUSLY SO THAT IT SCRAMBLES MY | (._.) | BABY BRAINS, OR PERHAPS SUFFOCATED WITH | ( @ ) | A PILLOW OR IN SOME OTHER SUBTLE WAY | /|`"|\ | TURNED INTO ANOTHER SIDS VICTIM //(_\___/_)\\ \\_()___()_// `+---I---+' |\(_)|(_)/| _|j"""""""|j_ | |_______| | |_| |_| hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-20.txt #1792 ORKUT SPAMMING (Thu, 2004 May 20) ____ /\ \ \ \ \ TO: FRIENDS OF FRIENDS OF FRIENDS \ \ \ OF FRIENDS OF FRIENDS OF FRIENDS \ \ \____ _\_\___\ \ WANT A JOB ?!?!?!?!?!?! /\___________\ \ \ \ \ \ RARE L@@K !!11!! WOULD SPAM AGAIN \ \ \ \ \ A+++++++++ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \_\ \ \ \ _ /\\=============\\ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \\-------------\\ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \\=============\\ \// \ \ \ \/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \___\ \ \ \ \__/\ \ \ \___\_\_\___\ \ \nsg _______\ \ \___\ \/___/ \/___/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-28.txt #1710 BANG BUS (Sat, 2004 Feb 28) ______________________ |,----.,----.,----.,--.\ WORST || || || || \\ BANG |`----'`----'|----||----\`. BUS [ | -||- __|(| EVER [ ,--. |____||.--. | =-(( `))-----------(( `))== jrei`--' `--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-21.txt #1793 MAN IN THE MOON (Fri, 2004 May 21) ___---___ .-- --. TOM GREEN AND ANDY KAUFMAN HAVE SO MUCH ./ () .-. \. IN COMMON !!!!!! / o . ( ) \ / . '-' \ [ ] THEY WERE BOTH UNFUNNY TWATS WHO | () . O . | SPENT MOST OF THEIR LIVES ANNOYING | | RATHER THAN ENTERTAINING | o () | | .--. O | [ ] DREW BARRYMORE MARRIED BOTH OF THEM | . | | | WHILE SHE WAS HIGH (MARRIAGE WITH \ `.__.' o . / KAUFMAN WAS QUICKLY ANNULLED) \ / `\ o () /' jgs [ ] WE'RE GLAD THEY'RE DEAD/WILL BE GLAD `--___ ___--' WHEN THEY DIE --- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-09.txt #1781 AIR GUITAR (Sun, 2004 May 9) /| \ /_|_{)/ CHECK ME OUT ON THIS AIR GUITAR !11!! ---<< | | ) \ | ( \| ) DOW NOW NOW NOW NOW ejm97 /| \ \ ~ ~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-14.txt #1696 THE TOUGHEST CATERPILLAR IN TOWN (Sat, 2004 Feb 14) _ _ DON'T MAKE ME FUCK YOU ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, \ / UP G !!!!!!!!!! / ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( \ [ = =] < ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( / { ^ } / cfbd \ (__(__(__(__(__(__(__(__) ~ ____/ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-11.txt #1997 RIGHT THING, WRONG NAME (Sat, 2004 Dec 11) OH GOD THE HEMORRHOID METEOR SHOWER IS STARTING .. . . .. . . . . . . . O _ _/=/ | / \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-05.txt #1991 MONA LISA IN DRAG (Sun, 2004 Dec 5) 8888888888888 88888o8888888o88888 888o88888888o8888o88888 888888888888o88888888888888 8888o88 888888888 88888888 88888o888 8888888 888888o888 888888 8o8888888 88 888 ,*8888o, ,o8888*, 8888 88 8 8888888 '`(0))`~ ~`((0)`' 8888888 8 8888888l `'` `; ;` `'` 88888888 8 88 8888 ; d; 8888888 88 8888888 ( 7, 8888 888 8 88888888 @@@@@@ 888888888 8 8 88888o ,@@@@@@@@@, , o8888888 88 88888888`o @@;~^~^~;@@ 0;`8 8888888 8888 88 8`v `@@@` o`88888 888 8 88888888 `;, ,;o`8 88888888 8 8 8888 `o, ,;,;o` 888888 88 8 8888 88 ``'''` 88 8888888 8 88888888 8 8888 8888 8888888 88 888888 888888 MONA LISA IN DRAG 888888 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-28.txt #1953 SIDEWAYS CAT POO COILED UP ON A PLATE WITH STEAM RISING (Thu, 2004 Oct 28) [6~ tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-14.txt #1939 ASTRONOMY PICTURE OF THE DAY (Thu, 2004 Oct 14) THIS IS THE GAYEST ASTRONOMY PICTURE OF THE DAY YET ALL RIGHT SECOND GAYEST GRRRR || ,, _, ___....-----++ '.. Grrr .--o \---. || <||\o------ \__^.. ""\ / |--' || ___||_________)) ))"_________'""'((--(('________||_____ ! GRRRR || ,, _, ___....-----++ '.. ! .--o \---. || <||. .-'\__^'' ""\ / |--' || ___||_______o.-'___))_))"____'""'((--(('________||_____ ? GRRRR || ,, _, ___....-----++ '.. .--o \---. || <||. ^--^__/ ""\ / |--' || ___||_ o"((_(( ______________'""'((--(('________||_____ GRRRR || ,, _, ___....-----++ '-- Grrr .--o \---. || <||\o------ \__^,, ""\ / |--' || ___||_________)) ))"_________'""'((--(('________||___-hrr- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-30.txt #1863 THIS CAPTION MAKES NO SENSE (Fri, 2004 Jul 30) _ `_)) __, _.-"""--. __ .' Y`_ /;' ,;;-'` / \\-.,_ |e ( // ,'`( , | || _ '-/_ .-'| `.;;< )\ \_//_/ \/|-\_/ ( | ;',,/ _.-""""""-' / \`\ \.-/ `\/ .;;/ .' ,_.'`'. \ \ \/ / | ';;| .' _..-. `\ '. \ \ ` / |`\`;.`\ / .' `\ |. \ '-\_.' ; /| ';| _ / ' / .--. )/ \ ; THE / , / (_/ ;.' / './ .--, / _ `\ ; ; BLACK | ,;' \ (_( \(\ \ /` _ \ \_( ) | | | VERA | | | Y /` )/ / / | | WANG \ (_ | ; | .' / | | /( _) ,.-' / , ; / /` ; ; \ /`| \`._ _.' , / ; | ; ; '---; `"-; '----' , / | \ / / \ , .' \ '----'` / '. , , .' '. .' jgs '-.__ __.-' `""""""` `""""` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-09.txt #1904 WHAT ADSL MEANS TO ME (Thu, 2004 Sep 9) _ _______ (_`-'_ `"`-. DOWNLOADING PORN AT THE SAME TIME AS PLAYING AN ((`._`"--.::;)) ONLINE FIRST PERSON SHOOTER !!! \`"-=-----"'/ `-._____,-'mt-2 THIS IS THE TRUE MEANING OF OPULENCE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-24.txt #1857 WHY DISCORDIANS MUST DIE (Sat, 2004 Jul 24) _ _ ( \ / ) \ \.-------------./ / \( )/ VK `.___________.' I'M A DISCORDIAN !!!!!!! NO REALLY I'M GOING TO TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THAT I'M COMPLETELY SINCERE IN MY DISCORDIAN BELIEFS BECAUSE I'M A COMPLETE FUCKING DIPSHIT THE ONLY THING LAMER THAN A STUPID GAG IS TRYING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE IN FACT ACTUALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THE GAG WHEN YOU'D HAVE TO BE FUCKING RETARDED FOR THAT TO BE TRUE SO WHICH IS IT ARE YOU A [ ] CUNT OR [ ] RETARDED OR PERHAPS A [ ] RETARDED CUNT (CHECK ONE FUCKFACE) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-21.txt #1916 WHY I CAN'T BEAT OFF (Tue, 2004 Sep 21) _________ . _____ _______________________,-" ________\_________________.'| | ,`'-------------------------," | | | | _,--.`--"-----------.--------------"" | | | | |#|==| | | `-._____________ | | | | |#|==| | | _ _ _ _ _ `. | | | | |#|==| __| | '-.: ;|\| V \_|_______,'`.| |#|==| |--| _ _ | ##== O `" " ' ' ' \ | ` |#|==| |[]|:_;: : | \ | |#|==| |--|:_;:_;X|---------_________________________| | |#|==| |__| ......|________|/ DigitalHandycam | | |#|==| | | ' | | |#|==| | | | .----------------. | | |#|==| | | .----| | ,,,,,,,,,,,. | | | `--'--------.""""""| | | | ############ | | | _;-----"-----'| | | |________________| | | ::: ,. | |____| Digital8 ......... | | ::: || ` \\ | | ::: || \________\\_______________________;____; `:: "' == ; `.____________________________________________; BR THE REWIND BUTTON IS BROKEN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-18.txt #1851 PROTEIN OR MULCH (Sun, 2004 Jul 18) (`. ,-, `\ `. ,;' / \`. \ ,'/ .' __ `.\ Y /.' .-' ''--.._` ` ( .' / ` EITHER WAY I'M PROTEIN OR MULCH , ` ' Q ' / , , `._ \ | ' `-.;_' ` ; ` ` --,.._; ` , ) .' `._ , ' /_ ; ,''-,;' ``- ``-..__\``--` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-20.txt #1853 DO NO EVIL (Tue, 2004 Jul 20) .-"-. .-"-. .-"-. .-"-. _/_-.-_\_ _/.-.-.\_ _/.-.-.\_ _/.-.-.\_ / __} {__ \ /|( o o )|\ ( ( o o ) ) ( ( o o ) ) / // " \\ \ | // " \\ | |/ " \| |/ " \| / / \'---'/ \ \ / / \'---'/ \ \ \'/^\'/ \ .O. / \ \_/`"""`\_/ / \ \_/`"""`\_/ / /`\ /`\ /`"""`\ \ / \ / / /|\ \ / \ SEE NO EVIL HEAR NO EVIL SPEAK NO EVIL SHIT NO EVIL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-19.txt #1914 ELECTRONIC JUSTICE (Sun, 2004 Sep 19) _-o#&&*''''?d:>b\_ _o/"`'' '',, dMF9MMMMMHo_ I CAN STALK MY EX-GIRLFRIEND .o&#' `"MbHMMMMMMMMMMMHo. WITH THIS GPS DEVICE .o"" ' vodM*$&&HMMMMMMMMMM?. ,' $M&ood,~'`(&##MMMMMMH\ / ,MMMMMMM#b?#bobMMMMHMMML & ?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM7MMM$R*Hk ?$. :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/HMMM|`*L | |MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMbMH' T, $H#: `*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb#}' `? ]MMH# ""*""""*#MMMMMMMMMMMMM' - MMMMMb_ |MMMMMMMMMMMP' : HMMMMMMMHo `MMMMMMMMMT . ?MMMMMMMMP 9MMMMMMMM} - -?MMMMMMM |MMMMMMMMM?,d- ' :|MMMMMM- `MMMMMMMT .M|. : .9MMM[ &MMMMM*' `' . :9MMk `MMM#" - &M} ` .- `&. . `~, . ./ OR AS I CALL IT . _ .- ELECTRONIC JUSTICE '`--._,dd###pp=""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-08.txt #1841 THREE GRACES (Thu, 2004 Jul 8) .$$$$$. . |/())))) $)'\$==. %%%%%%\%%\ / ((((==) ') - $$$'===%%%%\'.| |((((( <( \-_/$$ )" _)%% )/| | ())))_/._\._) //_.\_ %% ( / | \_) /.--._\___/__.-.\ (.' / \_ ( __._'_..'.__. ) .' \ ) (_.(_)/( / \\ / \ / \ // SHIT THAT'S HOT ) \ ). \ / ( / ' \ / \| ' \ ( | | / \/ | )_) :-'-- /| / /| / \ _\| / | / .-' | / '. \ _/ | / \| ( ( \ '.\ ( ).'/ | | ) | | | \ /.' (_ / | / ) \'| |._) .oO | / | \/ \| \ | |( \ ) mrf)\ )_\ _____(__'-.___)/____..'__)___'._'.__ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-25.txt #1920 JUDGING AMY (Sat, 2004 Sep 25) /| / \ , WHEN THE WORLD ENDS I'M WATCHING / |\ `--'| NOTHING BUT RERUNS OF JUDGING AMY ,----^ | `---/ / \ | C) C) | | .___, | \. \_/ / `-----' m1a File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-04.txt #1929 GET OUT THE PAPERCLIP (Mon, 2004 Oct 4) .eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- d $ ...... F $ SYSTEM ERROR $ F $ #41 OR MAYBE $ F $ #43 NOT SURE $ F $ ANYWAY I JUST $ F . $ CRASHED SO $ F = $ GET OUT THE $ F \ $ PAPERCLIP $ F -==. "=. $ """"""""""" F z $ F * " F ". ====== F ^c.=\- F .==-""""" % .=" % ^"""""""""""""""""""=4 ^*=4. =====4=*4=== "c "r ====%r=%r=*\ %. = -==*==*===% ^4 F % ^*==c. ==============" "- =""= " = ^\ / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-10.txt #1935 MARTIAN BUDDY (Sun, 2004 Oct 10) __________ / /| /__________/ | |________ | | /_____ /|| | IT'S CODE 0508 YOU MORONS |".___."| || | |_______|/ | | || .___."|| / ||_______|| / |_________|/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-29.txt #2015 SAY IT THREE TIMES FAST (Wed, 2004 Dec 29) ( ) |\ _,--------._ / | | `.,' `. / | I'M A BRACHISTOCHRONE ` ' ,-' ' \/_ _ ( / (,-.`. ,',-.`. `__,' |/#\ ),-','#\`= ,'.` | `._/) -'.\_,' ) ))| / (_.)\ . -'// ( /\____/\ ) )`'\ \ |V----V|| ' , \ |`- -- -' ,' \ \ _____ ___ | .' \ \ `._,-' `- `.__,`---^---' \ ` -' -.______ \ . / ______,- `. ,' ap File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-01.txt #1987 FRANK ZAPPA EATS SHIT (Wed, 2004 Dec 1) ,@@@@@@@@@, @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ WHAT KIND OF FUCKHEAD NAMES @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ HIS KIDS "DWEEZIL" AND @@@@@'_ _'@@@@@ "MOON UNIT" ANYWAY @@@| o o |@@@ '@| (_) |@' \ ___ / |\_`~`_/| ____/: `"` :\____ /`}}}}}\ /{{{{{`\ / {{{{{ \ / }}}}} \ / }}}}} \.-./ {{{{{ \ | {{{{{ / | \ }}}}} | jgs | }}}}} \/|\/ {{{{{ | | /{{{{{ '-' }}}}}\ | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-15.txt #2001 HOT OR NOT (Wed, 2004 Dec 15) _.~._ ,~'.~@~.`~. AM I WEARING A POLICE HAT OR / : _..._ : \ WHAT THE FUCK HERE PEOPLE { :,"''\\`".: } `C) 9 _ 9 (--.._,-"""-.__ ( )(@)( ) `. `-.___.-' \ ,' \ / ,` ;`-._,-. ,' ,'/ ,' `---t.,-. \_ ,--.,',' ,'----.__\ _( \----' '///,`,--.,' `-.__.--' `. ) '///,' `-` hjw File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-25.txt #1797 POLLUTE THE GENE POOL (Tue, 2004 May 25) _==._. .=..== !!!!!!!`~- -~``'!!!! '!!!: !!!! !!!! .!!!! '!!!. . .!!!!' '!!!!. :!!!: .!!!!' '!!!!::.. .:!/~\!:. ..::!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\_/!!!!!!!!!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!' IT'S NOT SO MUCH THAT WE'RE FRIGHTENED '!!!!!!!!!!!! OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND WAYS IT'S JUST !!!!!!!!!!!!; THAT WE DON'T WANT THEM TO POLLUTE THE !!!!!!!!!!!!! GENE POOL :!!!!!!!!!!!!!: !!!!!!' '!!!!!! .!!!!!! !!!!!!: !!!!!!' '!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! .VVVVVV. .VVVVVV. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-31.txt #1803 DIFFERENT KINDS OF CRIPPLES (Mon, 2004 May 31) ____ /` ))) IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU'LL SEE I'M NOT / `6 6 THE GOOD KIND OF CRIPPLE WHICH MERELY ) , > CAN'T RUN AWAY \___\ _=/ __/ /__ RATHER I'M THE GROSS KIND OF CRIPPLE ===.__/`)__ _|\ THAT SHOULD NEVER HAVE SURVIVED WHATEVER \/ ,/ _)_)_\ ORIGINALLY MADE A CRIPPLE /./\ ( \ \ \_\ )_,-'`-./_______ _( \======+________ \ //|__ | , ) \ %' `% |____/ /\ \ % ' %' \ /__/\ \/,\ % -o- % \ )/ \_ ) \ % ' % ,'/ ,' ,\ \ b'ger % % / /\_'__,' '-` % % \/( o ) ``` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-19.txt #1791 WAKE UP ANOTHER DAY (Wed, 2004 May 19) ___ (___)_ ,\ ( '} '(``, WELL I MANAGED TO WAKE UP ANOTHER DAY /, \/^\, '/' .\ WITHOUT HAVING DIED IN MY SLEEP ( \ 6 \ \ '/ \ \ \ __|\ '/ \ ,/ \, I DON'T HAVE SCREENSHOTS OR A SAVEGAME /=\ \/(\'/ //-\,') SO I DON'T REALLY HAVE PROOF _----_( /\ \''\___// `` / |( \ |0 / //| ( |`\ \| \ / '/'| |=/ /) \ / ' \ ) \\/'/ \/ \ / `='( \ | /-___::--\ // \ | /| |||| \ ||>| ||>| O >||| >||| |||| |||| || = || = RS = = o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-10.txt #1692 SLAC (Tue, 2004 Feb 10) ,-O .-" .-" .-" ..-O .-" _..--"" ...._...._ ..--"" ...+++''' .' `. ___..O - ' .../ _ _ \ __...---"" ...++''' ; @ @ b - ' : o BB-------O . ---- dBP__ ... +._ .dBB'_ """""----O ...++'''...... `*8BBBP' ""--.._ -' ...++''' ``-._ ""O -' dBBBb| | |dBBBb `-._ dBBBBBBb dBBBBBBb `O dBBBBBBBBBb dBBBBBBBBBb dBBBBBPBBBBBBbdBBBBBB"BBBBBb __dBBBBBP BBBBBBBBBBBBBB "BBBBBb__ --"BBP BBBBBBBBBBBBBB "BBP -- .' " BBBBBBBBBBBBBB " `. ./// BBBBBBBBBBBBBB \\\. BBBBPdBBBBBBBB BBBBPdBBBBBBBB BPdBBBBBBBBBP _ .dBBBBBBBBBBBP .' `:o.dBBBBBBBBBBBBP | |BB\BBBBBBBBBP" | |BB\BBBBBBP"d I'M SLAC __\____BB\BBP""dBBB | |BB' BBBBBB `._.'" BBBBBB :====: dBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBB """"""" | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-04.txt #1686 CRUISING (Wed, 2004 Feb 4) .--.--.--.--. / / / / |\ WHY IS IT THAT WHEN AL PACINO'S BEST / / / / / \ WORKS ARE LISTED "CRUISING" IS NEVER | |> / EVEN MENTIONED | | / | / | / | __ .' / .' / / / / / ' / / / / / / ' / / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-05.txt #1687 EGG NOG (Thu, 2004 Feb 5) ___ LET'S SEE IF I CAN DRINK ENOUGH {-) |\ EGG NOG TO TRANSFORM MYSELF [m,].-"-. / INTO A CHICKEN !!!!!! [][__][__] \(/\__/\)/ [__][__][__][__]~~~~ | | PRETTY SURE THAT'S HOW IT WORKS [][__][__][__][__][] / | WITHOUT A WAND OF POLYMORPH [__][__][__][__][__]| /| | [][__][__][__][__][]| || | ~~~~ ejm [__][__][__][__][__]__,__, \__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-18.txt #1790 ADDENDUM (Tue, 2004 May 18) NEED MONEY FOR COKE PARDON ME COKE AND PURSES __/\"""""""""""""\__ |\__/""""""""""""""\_\ \|__ [][][][][][][] __| -shimrod \______________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-11.txt #1693 HER ITINERARY (Wed, 2004 Feb 11) ., _ / ` ((|))))) 1. PUNCH ((/ a a 2. PUSH ))) >) 3. PUNCH ((((._e(( 4. PUT ON LIPSTICK ,--/ (-. 5. SLAP / \ <\/>/| / /) Lo )| / / ) / | | / ( / | / ;/ ||( | / )|/| \ |/'/\ \_____\ \ | \ \ |\ \ | | ) ) ) )/ / / / / / | / / | / / || / || '-,_ |_\ ( '"'-` gpyy \(\_\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-30.txt #1802 RECIDIVISM (Sun, 2004 May 30) ,--. ,--. ( O ) ( O ) NOT TWO SECONDS AFTER BEING RELEASED INTO YOUR `--' \ `--' \ _ COMMUNITY I'M GOING TO "OFFEND" AGAIN BY WHICH >-. / /| `-.__.' I MEAN BEATING OFF TO CATALOG UNDERWEAR MODELS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-24.txt #1796 HIGHER MORAL STANDARD (Mon, 2004 May 24) SO DO THEY REALLY NOT PAY THE GIRLS ON BANGBUS BECAUSE THAT'S SERIOUSLY NOT COOL, YO WHEN I WORKED AT DAIRY QUEEN THEY FORGOT TO PAY ME ONCE SO I FORGOT NOT TO PEE IN THE FRIERS ANYWAY I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE LET DOWN BY AN EMPLOYER WHY ARE YOU ALL WALKING AWAY AND WHY SO QUICKLY ..-----.. ,-" "-. ,' `. / \ . . | | | o o | .-.| o o |,-. |(\| ?b._ o o _.dP |/)| |\d`. |`""=.__ __.=""'| .'6/| `.\_| -.."_/ \_"..- |_/,' `._\ --.. . .--- /_,' \ ___ / `-. "..." .-' ._ .-|.`-._ _.-'.|-. _. _.-/ .' ' \ / ` `. \-._ ..--" . \..._).\_ _/.(_.../ . "--.. /\ \ |""--.._"="_..--""| / /\ | \ . \ `. """ .' . . / | ./ \ \ . `-. .-' / / \. |_ `| . `-. ,-' |' _| /"-. | . " | .-"\ / T-. \ \ ._ .--. / .-T \ . | "-\ . / | /-" | . | ` |. - . .(" / .| ' | \ | ._ .'| _.-".-",' |`. _. | / () | "( `._________._..__Seal___.' )" | () ( ` \ (========( / /)========) / / ) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-14.txt #2000 TIC-TAC-TOE IN C# (Tue, 2004 Dec 14) | | X | O | X | | ---+---+--- DUDE CHECK IT OUT !!!!! HERE'S MY TEXT-BASED | | SINGLE-PLAYER TIC-TAC-TOE GAME WRITTEN IN C# !!!!!!!! O | O | X | | ---+---+--- | | 150 MB DOWNLOAD X | X | O | | tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-28.txt #2014 THE UNICORN SCENE (Tue, 2004 Dec 28) |b || ||, |'\ |`| | `| '| |. | `L | |, `| |. _,/7 | `| __,---'' / | `| __,---'" ..- ./ || | _.--=/'',--=-,, - ,/ `| \,/'''`\, /' > \ /' | ,/' `. . `\ ,/' / \ \ /' ___,----Y-' Y 7' .'.' `\ \ /' _-/'' `\. . ,/' /.' `\\ _,-'' --- \ ` /' ./.' __-' " _/'' .-- `\ /' /,'_--' ,/'' .. `"\_ ./ /='etb .,/' .--"\ / / <------------------,_____ ,/~' \ | ./ .' `""""""" `|_/\ / WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT UNICORN SCENE ANYWAY ?!?!?!?!?!?!? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-11.txt #1936 SHRINK ME SMALL (Mon, 2004 Oct 11) ____ .-" +' "-. /.'.'A_'*`.\ SERIOUSLY SHRINK ME SMALL SO |:.*'/\-\. ':| I CAN VISIT THE LITTLE CHURCH |:.'.||"|.'*:| AND LICK THE DICKS OF ALL THE \:~^~^~^~^:/ VICARS INSIDE (PLEASE DO NOT /`-....-'\ SHAKE AS I DID NOT PACK jgs / \ CHAINS) `-.,____,.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-05.txt #1930 JASON ALEXANDER (Tue, 2004 Oct 5) ,-----. ,-',-----.`-. / ,' \/ \/ `. \ IF JASON ALEXANDER ISN'T THE FUNNIEST MAN / /_\ /_\ \ ALIVE I'LL CHOKE MYSELF TO DEATH ON THIS ; ; : : HERE BIG COCK | |> <| | : : ; ; \ \"/ \"/ / WAIT THAT'S NOT A COCK THAT'S A (LONG PAUSE) \ `. /\ /\ ,' / I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS /`-.'-----',-'\ / |`-----'| \ BUT MAN JASON ALEXANDER ROCKS / ,-. \ / ,-. \ ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ) \ `-' / \ `-' / `---' `---' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-24.txt #1919 LIBERAL INTELLIGENTSIA (Fri, 2004 Sep 24) __...----.. .-' `-. / .---.._ \ | | \ \ | `. | | | | _____ ` ' | | / _.-` `. \ | .'| //'''.' \ `---'_(`.||.`.`.' _.`.'''-. \ _(`'. `.`.`'.-' \\ \ \ (' .' `-._.- / \\ \ | ('./ `-._ .-| \\ || ('.\ | | 0') ('0 __.--. \`----'/ _.--('..| `-- .' .-. `. `--..' _..--..._ _.-' ('.:| . / ` 0 ` \ .' .-' `..' | / .^. | / .' \ ' . `._ .'| `. \`...____.----._.' .'.'| . \ | |_||_||__| // \ | _.-'| |_ `. \ || | | /\ \_| _ _ | || | /. . ' `.`.| || || || / ' ' | . | `.`---'/ .' `. | .' .'`. \ .' / `...' .' \ \ .'.' `---\ '.-' | )/\ / /)/ .| \ `. `.\ \ )/ \( / \ | \ | `. `-. THE LIBERAL )/ ) | | __ \ \.-` \ INTELLIGENTSIA | /| ) .-. //' `-| \ _ / IS CLAMPED ON / _| | `-'.-.\ || `. )_.--' THE END OF MY ) \ '-. / '| ''.__.-`\ | DICK AGAIN (WON'T / `-\ '._|--' \ `. LET GO) \ _\ / `---. LGB /.--` \ \ .''''\ `._..._| `-.' .-. | '_.'-./.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-09.txt #1842 I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT IS (Fri, 2004 Jul 9) ___ ______ /__/\ ___/_____/\ \ \ \ / /\\ OW OW OW I DON'T \ \ \____ / \ ___\ \ \ /\___/___ \ CARE WHAT IT IS JUST / / \__\/ / \ /\ \ ____/ /_______/ \ / _\/_____ TAKE IT OUT OF ME / / \ \ / / / /\ __/ / \ \ / / / / _\__ OH IT HURTS / / / \_______\/ / / / / /\ /_/___/___________________/ /_______/ /___/ \ WHEN YOU TOUCH \ \ \ ___________ \ \ \ \ \ / \_\ \ / /\ \ \ \ \___\/ IT JUST EXPANDS \ \/ / \ \ \ \ / \__/ / \ \ \_______\/ INTO LARGER MORE /__________/ \ \ / \ _____ \ /_____\/ UNCOMFORTABLE SHAPES LIKE \ / /\ \ / \ \ \ /____/ \ \ / \ \ \ SOME KIND OF GROSS THING \ \ /___\/ \ \ \ \____\/ \__\/ DESIGNED TO HURT MORE OW OW File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-30.txt #1925 ANNA AMORE (Thu, 2004 Sep 30) .-. (/^\) THAT'S AMORE (\ /) .-'-. (ANNA AMORE) /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-18.txt #1913 THIEF III (Sat, 2004 Sep 18) __.------. (__ ___ ) .)e )\ / THIEF III: /_.------ MORE BORING WAITING _/_ _/ __.' / ' `-.__ / <.--' `\ / \ \c | / / ) GoT x \ | /\ |c / \.- \ \__/ ) /( ( \ <>'\ / _/ _\- `-. \/_|_ /<> / /--/,-\ _ \ <>.`. \/`--\_._) - / `-/\ `.\ / `. / ) `\ \ \ \___/----' | / `( ___________ \ ./\_ _ \ ______________ / | ) '| __________________ | / \ \ ___________a:f / | |____.) / \ a88a\___/88888a. \_ :)8888888888888888888a. /` `-----' `Y88888888888888888 \____| `88888888888P' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-21.txt #1854 WORD OF THE DAY (Wed, 2004 Jul 21) ,`', ,, `. ':. ;,'' ; :.`. :_;` _.' PHARMACOPOEIA `'. ':.__; ,' '._':__,-',_) _,,, __." o """ ,7" ) ) _ ,;' `-./ {{{/ ( {{{ ( ctr {{ { File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-23.txt #1856 STARSHIP TROOPERS MEDLEY (Fri, 2004 Jul 23) ~ ~ COME ON YOU APES DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER !?!?!? \______ / / o | ARE YOU RATED TO REPAIR THE M3 TACTICAL HELMET RICO / , , o | / \. _| MOBILE INFANTRY AND FLEET DON'T MIX !!!!11! /..---'' \ \ ~ WE'RE GONNA FIGHT !!!! AND WE'RE GONNA WIN !!!1!! / __ nm | / \ M.I. DOES THE DYING ... FLEET JUST DOES THE FLYING !!!1 \ _ / >*< (LONG UNCOMFORTABLE PAUSE) WHAT IF I'M GAY ?????? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-26.txt #1921 TURNS OUT THEY REALLY WERE SEAGULLS (Sun, 2004 Sep 26) + / \ | / DON'T GET EXCITED LITTLE MISS \ | / \ / \ / THOSE AREN'T SEAGULLS \ /_____\ / / |__|__| \ THOSE THERE ARE FLAPPITY VAMPYRE / |;| |;| \ BATS OF THE WAY GAY VARIETY / \\. . / \ / ||: . | \ THEY'RE ALL LIKE FLAP FLAP ANYWAY ||: | \ THEY HAVE THE AIDS AVOID THEM ||:. | \ ||: .| HOLY CRAP LOOK OUT FOR THAT REEF ||: , | /`\ ||: | /`\ ||: _ . | /`\ _||_| |__| ____ ____~ |_| |___ __-----~ ~`---,__ ___ -~ ~---___,--~' ~~----_____-~' `~----,____ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-13.txt #1938 PUNCH REFLEX (Wed, 2004 Oct 13) __ __ ,-' `' \ _---``-- / _ _ ; __ `. THIS LOVELY PORTRAIT / / `' \; /`----- ) STIMULATES MY PUNCH REFLEX / .-/ ,( ), \-. ; | \( \ / )/; | - _5 `7 -; / ( ___-' `-____ | ( ___`-_ \ ____| \ / `,/ \ _(\__ / \ \ ; \ .' /' `i. / | | \ _-'( _\__-/ `- | | ` ,` `_ | BP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-07.txt #1932 VALIUM ADDICTION (Thu, 2004 Oct 7) _,.......____ _.-' / `-._`-. ,' / / `. `. MAYBE IF LEO DIDN'T POP SO MANY PILLS ,' ___ / _ / __`. `. THEN BARTLET WOULDN'T BE SUCH A PUSSY / / \ / (_) / / / \ \ : / /) / / __ / / / L L WHAT | / __,' / / / / / / | | | / / / / / / / /___ | | YES I'LL HOLD : /_/ / /_/ / /_____/ F F \ / / / / `. / / ,' ,' `./ / _,'_,' cjr `-.__/______,.;:.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-16.txt #2002 QUALITY ENGINEER LEVEL III (Thu, 2004 Dec 16) __..--. _.._ _..--''_______|-._____ ______________________|`` __``--.._ '-.-..---..---..---..--''.---..---..---..---..---..---..---.-' |_::___::___::___::___::___::___::___::___::___::___::___| |________________________________________________________| '.--.':'.--.' '.--.' '.--.' '.--.' '.--.' '.--.' '.--.' |''|.|.|''|-. |''| |''| |''| |''| |''|.|.|''| |''|.| |''| | |''| |''| |''| |''| |''| |.|''| |''|.|.|''| | |''| |''| |''| |''| _,|''|.|.|''| |''|.| |''|.| |''| |''| |''| |''|/ .|''| |.|''| |''|.|.|''| |_|''|`.__|''|,--'|''|``-.|''| |''|.|.|''| |''|.| |''| |.|''| | |''| __|''| ||''|. |''| |.|''| |''|.|.|''| | |''| | |''| | |''| ||''| |''|.|.|''| |''|.| |''|.| |''| | |''| | |''| ||''| .|''| |.|''| |''|.|.|''| | |''| |__|''|_|__|''|___||''| |''|.|.|''| |''|_|_|__| |.|''|' |''| |''| |''|-._|''| |.|''| |'/ )| | || |''| |''| |''| |''| |''|'|.|''| .-'|`-' | | ||--''''----''''----''''----''''---''''---''''-. .'---|| | | |,''--.,-------------------.----------------------'. '-----|| | | / - - - - - - - - ,---. - \-----------------------' || | | : _ _,---._ _ _ _ _`._.'_ _ : SSt ||_|_|_\ _ `---' _ _ _ ,._ _ _ _ / `--------------'--`-------' OKAY AS A QUALITY ENGINEER LEVEL III I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET EVERYONE'S ATTENTION AND OFFICIALLY DECLARE THAT *THIS* *BUILD* *IS* *DEAD* NOW THAT WE'VE INITIATED THIS VAST AND FAR-REACHING EVENT THAT WILL ECHO THROUGHOUT THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE IT'S TIME TO PLAY WITH NERF GUNS IN THE HALLWAYS ANNOYING THOSE PEOPLE ACTUALLY TRYING TO FUCKING DO SOME REAL WORK (NOTE: THE PARTHENON IS USED FOR ILLUSTRATION AND IS NOT ACTUALLY INVOLVED IN THE BUSINESS OF QUALITY ASSURANCE) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-02.txt #1988 WHAT IS FAT (Thu, 2004 Dec 2) _.--._ ,' `. JOHN GOODMAN IS FAT (FYI) / __) __` \ ( (`-`(-') ) /) \ _ / ( /' )-._.' . \ ___ ( ,--., `.)___(___) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) Ojo/VK/FS/ejm ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' / /| / / | / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-26.txt #1798 HANDS UP (Wed, 2004 May 26) _.-._ | | | |_ | | | | | HANDS UP WHO THINKS LATIN SPICE | | | | | HAS KIND OF A BIG ASS _ | '-._ | \`\`-.'-._; \ ' | \ .` / jgs | | File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-07.txt #1689 FIVE SECOND RULE (Sat, 2004 Feb 7) ._ ,( `-. ,': `. `. ,` * `-. \ ,' ` :+ = `. `. ,~ (o): ., `. `. ,' ; : ,(__) x;`. ; ,' :' itz ; ; ; _,-' .'O ; = _' C ; ;'_,_ ; ,; _; ` : ;'_,-' i' ,` `;(_) 0 ; ',' : .';6 ; ' ,-'~ ,' Q ,& ;',-.' ,( :` ; _,-'~ ; DROP ME AND EAT ME ,~.`c _',' .';^_,-' ~ DON'T PICK OFF THE DUST AND CAT HAIR ,'_;-'' JUST CHOW RIGHT DOWN ,,~ i' YOU SICKEN ME : File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-13.txt #1695 WACKO JACKO II (Fri, 2004 Feb 13) ,'''''-._ ; ,. <> `-._ MICHAEL JACKSON MOLESTED ; \' _,--'" ME TOO ; ( ; , ` \ ;, , \ ; | | ; |, | |\ ; | | | \ |.-\ ,\ |\ : |.- `. `-. | || :.- `-. \ ';; .- , \;;| ; , | ,\ ; , ; \ ; , /`. , ) __,;, ,' \ ,| _,--''__,| / \ : ,'_,-'' | ,/ | : / / | ; ; | | | __,-| |--..__,--| |---.--....___ ___,-| |----'' / | `._`-. `---- \ \ `""" """ -- `.`. --' jrei `.`-._ _, ,- __,- `-.`. --' `; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-12.txt #1694 CLASSIFYING WOMEN (Thu, 2004 Feb 12) _______ ( _____ ) WE FALL INTO THREE CATEGORIES !!!!!!! / / - - \ \ | |-O-O-| | 1. FRIGID BITCHES |( () )| 2. DISGUSTING WHORES | \ \_/ / | 3. PARAPLEGICS / --- \ (___) (___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-06.txt #1688 MY TURN (Fri, 2004 Feb 6) _.--._ _.--._ ,-=.-":;:;:;\':;:;:;"-._ AND NOW TO READ A PASSAGE FROM \\\:;:;:;:;:;\:;:;:;:;:;\ RICHARD GRIECO'S NEW AUTOBIOGRAPHY \\\:;:;:;:;:;\:;:;:;:;:;\ "MY TURN" \\\:;:;:;:;:;\:;:;:;:;:;\ \\\:;:;:;:;:;\:;::;:;:;:\ \\\;:;::;:;:;\:;:;:;::;:\ \\\;;:;:_:--:\:_:--:_;:;\ \\\_.-" : "-._\ \`_..--""--.;.--""--.._=> " shimrod File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-27.txt #1799 THE ENCHANTED CHALICE (Thu, 2004 May 27) I'M THE SQUARE FROM ADVENTURE / __ | | |__| tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-03.txt #1989 COFFEE CAKE (Fri, 2004 Dec 3) ____ / \ I'M JUST SAYING SO WHAT IF HE DID /______\ JIZZ INTO THE BATTER WE BAKE AT OVER || 400 DEGREES FOR 40 MINUTES AND IF YOU || MANAGED TO PAY ATTENTION /~~~~~~\ || /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ IN MIDDLE SCHOOL SCIENCE /~ ( )( ) ~\ || /~ ( )( )( )( )( ) ~\ FOR TEN SECONDS YOU'D KNOW (_)======(_) || (_)===============(_) THE HEAT KILLS THOSE NASTY |________| _||_ |_________________| JIZZBUGS DEAD SO TRY MY COFFEE CAKE YOU DUMB GIRL File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-17.txt #2003 SOCIOPOLITICAL ROCK BAND (Fri, 2004 Dec 17) ,---. .--. ( . ) ( . ) `/--___ __`--`. ,. _'| |___||___| _|`. (-./_,|-,,' `.' |\ ` __`-`-'|// `:. \,|' -- - --- |\ | ||| ` | | -- | \ _|_|\\ jrei / | - _ \ \ ,-'-.`._____,',-'-. ______________ `[]\ .\____________________ |`.____________`. || \`| .::' ._ | |_''_o_o__o =.| || \|_________________ | | ,--. ,--. : _ || | |( () ) ( () )|: \`::') --- __ `.|_`-_'___`-_'_|`. / :: \ - _ - : \___:/ _ - - `--..___) LET'S ALL FORM A DEEP SOCIOPOLITICAL ROCK BAND !!!!! YOU FORM THE FEET AND LEGS, YOU FORM THE ARMS AND BODY AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-06.txt #1931 DA ALI G SHOW (Wed, 2004 Oct 6) ) ( | ) ( / .- _ ,---. _ ( / / (~-| . . |-~) V / \._ 0 _,/ / / `-^-'`-._ / ' `-. ( : )E : ,---' ( THE BEST PART OF DA ALI G SHOW IS WHEN . )E ( I SEVER MY OWN FRONTAL LOBES IN A VAIN gpyy '._____,---' ( BUT GUTSY ATTEMPT TO STOP THE PAIN ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-12.txt #1937 PARKER LEWIS (Tue, 2004 Oct 12) LOOK I'M FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH o o AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY : : ,====. ` ; q X X p BUT I REALLY THOUGHT TITLING ` : | (_ | THAT SERIES "PARKER LEWIS : ; | \_/|___ HATES JEWS" STEPPED OVER ` , _`----'_--| THE LINE || / \|| ___/__\_____________ | | | ||| |\ ________________ /| | | | ||| | | \:::::::::::/ | | / / / //| | | |\:::::::::/| | | `- `-/|| | | || || | | | | |/ || _| | ||| | | ||| | |__|__| || || / | | \|_________|/ | | /| || | / \ |::: o o o L | / /||__|| / `--------------/---' /||'_ ' -------------------/-------/ ||__/ | || ( || || | || ) || || | / || |----------------' || | Gr || File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-27.txt #1922 IT'S LIKE A SIMILE BUT NOT QUITE (Mon, 2004 Sep 27) (( ) ( () IF YOU RUB YOUR BALLS AND THEN SMELL YOUR HANDS ()) IT'S ALMOST LIKE SMELLING YOUR BALLS \_ ~_/ _(_)(_)_ ==|.------.|=== || o|| |`------'|cjr File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-22.txt #1855 I WISH I WISH (Thu, 2004 Jul 22) __ / ; I WISH _.--"""-.. _. I WISH /F `-' [ ] , , , ; I HADN'T FUCKED '--L__J_.-"" ',_; THAT FISH '-._J fsc File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-02.txt #1897 A SPECIAL MESSAGE IN ROT13 (Thu, 2004 Sep 2) _____________________________ / / / / / FREVBHFYL /__./ / / JUL VF ________ / / A4OVF FHPU ________ / / N SHPXVAT _____ / / OVGPU PHAG / /____________________________/ a:f (n:s) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-16.txt #1911 PROTESTER MENTALITY (Thu, 2004 Sep 16) .--.--.--.--. / / / / |\ IF THERE'S NOTHING TO PROTEST / / / / / \ THEN I'LL MAKE SOMETHING UP BY GOD | |> / | | / | / THIS ISN'T ABOUT CHANGING THE WORLD | / THIS IS ABOUT HAVING SOMETHING TO DO | __ .' / .' / / / / / ' / / / / / / ' / / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-13.txt #1846 THE NEW BLOG COMMUNITY SITE (Tue, 2004 Jul 13) ......... .'------.' | B L O G C U N T S | .-----. | | | | | | | __| | | | |;. _______________ / |*`-----'.|.' `; // / `---------' .;' // /| / .''''////////;' // |=| .../ ######### /;/ //| |/ / / ######### // //|| / `-----------' // || /________________________________//| || `--------------------------------' | || : | || | || |__LL__|| || | || : | || | || | || `""' n | || `""' | || M | || | || | || | || MM `""' `""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-07.txt #1840 THE GAME DESIGNER (Wed, 2004 Jul 7) _n_________________ |_|_______________|_| | ,-------------. | YOU SEE I'M A WELL-RESPECTED AND POWERFUL | | .---------. | | GAME DESIGNER, PROGRAMMER, COMPUTER LANGUAGE | | | | | | MARKETER AND EVANGELIST | | | | | | | | | | | | I'M JUST MOWING LAWNS, WORKING IN VIETNAMESE | | | | | | RESTAURANTS, AND STARTING A NEW STINT AS A | | `---------' | | PAID SIGNATURE COLLECTOR IN ORDER TO EXPAND | `---------------' | MY HORIZONS | _ | | _| |_ ,-. | IT'S TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I'M COMPLETELY FULL ||_ O _| ,-. "._,"| OF SHIT OR ANYTHING | |_| "._," A | | _ _ B | | // // | hjw | // // \\\\\\ | `97 | ` ` \\\\\\ , |________...______," File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-23.txt #1948 IN YER DREAMS (Sat, 2004 Oct 23) HEY I HAD A FUNNY DREAM LAST NIGHT IS IT COOL IF I TELL YOU ABOUT IT OKAY I'LL JUST GIVE YOU THE GIST HEY MISTER YOU DON'T NEED THAT IN MY MOUTH AND BANG BANG MY DNA EVERYWHERE +-'~`---------------------------------/\-- ||"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" \\\\\\ \/~) || \\\\\\ \/_ |~~~~~~~~-________________-_________________\ ~--_ !---------|_________ ------~~~~~(-- )--~~ \ /~~~~\~~\ )--- \_ /( || | | \ () \\ \\____/_ / ()\ \\ `~~~~~~~~~-. \ \\ \ \ <($)> \\ \ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \ () \| _\_\__====~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-26.txt #2012 YOSOMONO (Sun, 2004 Dec 26) _._ ,-" T "-. ,. ( _____ ) // ,. \/| ,'. |\/ /\/ IS "YOSOMONO" LITERALLY JAPANESE FOR \<\ // \ - / \\/ /` "USELESS UPTIGHT PISSY LITTLE BITCH" \>\,(\_____/`---"\__/_//) \/\ ) ((| ~ |)) ( "\ Y______\\"-"//______\ \/ \\ // \ / / \\/ ,--. , \ / / \\([JW])|, \ ( `| \\`--" | ) "_ | \\ | _" "_ \-.__ ||__,-._" ")-.__`----'__,-" JW / `----' \ / || | / // \ | || \ / // | / //\\ | | || \\ \ | || || | |___________|| \\_______\ [___________|] [|_______] |Y/| /\\/_ (mmn (_((__nm [___] [_______] File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-23.txt #1705 THE NIGHTMARE SCENARIO (Mon, 2004 Feb 23) :YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-M !!!!!YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-M--M !!!!!!!!"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.-'- .'|| !!!!!!!!!!!!!YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-:-:'| .-' || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M || .-' | | || oooooooooo!!!!!!!M || | | | || XXXXXXXXXXXb!!!!!M || | | | || $$$$$$$$hdXb!!!!!M || | | | || $$$$$$$$$dXb!!!!!M || | | | || $$$$$$$$$pXb!!!!!M || | | | || XXXXXXXXXXXb!!!!!M || | | | || PPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!M || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M dm __ || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M `MM. _,MMb || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M `MMm ,MP' __ ,m || | | | || !!!!!!!!!MMMMM!!!M `MMYMMF dMMoMMMMMM"MM || | | | || !!!!!!!!!M###M!!!M dMMMMMMm. "' qMMMMMP ' || | ' ...-==| !!!!!!!!!MMMMM!!!M YMMMMMMMP "MMMM" || .--''' dMM| !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M `MMPP'. _mmMPmmmYMmmmm. || +---== `````"| !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ,mMMMMMMMmMMMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMm8MPPM|| | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M dMMMMMMM$""'MMMM'MMMMMMMMM' || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ,dMMMMMb ' MMMMMMM' || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ;MMP `MMM. MMMMMMM || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M 8MM `MMP mmmmmmmmm || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ' " dMMMMMMMMMb || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ,MMMMMMMMMMMM || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M MMMMMMMMMMMMMY || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M 'MMP MM8 || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M MM$ 8Mb || | | | || =================M YMM dM' || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ]M[ dM || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M [:dg:] `Mb YM || | | | || #################MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM`-.'-._ | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' :: :: `-..`' | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!' ::. ::. `-.,`-..|| !!!!!!!!!!!!!' '::: ::' `-._ | !!!!!!!!!!!!' :::: ::' `-| !!!!!!!!!!!' ::::: :::' | !!!!!!!!!!' '::::: :::' | !!!!!!!!' ,::::: ::::' | !!!!!!!' ,:::::: ::::; | !!!!!!' ::::::: :::::\ | !!!!' :::::::: ::::::' | !!!' :::::::: ::::::: | !!' ::::::::: :::::::: | ' ':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;:::. | ;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' | `;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' | `:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ | `:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ | Y::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' | ____________________________;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;___________| MOMMY I'M GOING TO STAB YOU TO DEATH WITH THIS STRANGELY SHAPED KNIFE WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING SERIOUSLY IT'S A KNIFE NOT A TEDDY BEAR LOOK WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE MY WORD ON THIS IT'S REALLY A STABBING OR PERHAPS BLUNT INSTRUMENT OF SOME KIND WHICH IS REALLY CAPABLE OF DOING SERIOUS DAMAGE PARTICULARLY TO SOMEONE WHO IS UNCONSCIOUS JESUS WHY DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION EVERY TIME I BRING THIS UP YES I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S A HARMLESS FUZZY TEDDY BEAR BUT IT REALLY IS A LETHAL INSTRUMENT PARTICULARLY WHEN USED BY A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL NO I'M NOT A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL I'M A GODDAMN THREE YEAR OLD BUT I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A POINT FINE IT'S A FUCKING TEDDY BEAR BUT I'M STILL GOING TO SMOTHER YOU WITH IT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-16.txt #1788 HAMMER SYNDROME (Sun, 2004 May 16) ________ ___,,,,,,, jgs [________>__________\ WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS A KNIFE EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE AN OLD PERSON File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-02.txt #1774 AT KNIFE POINT (Sun, 2004 May 2) MASTURBATE ME AT KNIFE POINT ____ | | ___\ /~~~| _:_______|/'(..)`\_______/ | | <_|`````` \__~~__/ ___|_| :\_____(=========,(*),--\__|_/. | \ /---' | (*) / |____/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-03.txt #1775 BAY CITY ROLLERS (Mon, 2004 May 3) _ __<; > 7 ) DUDE I LOVE THE ~; / _/ ~ ) | || / ( o/ || /_. / || .' \ _\ || \-' | || .' `._' || `. \ || .' -. || .' '. || / | | || / / | | || / .' / .''. . | | |.''. | | | | .-==:==:======:============| | | |:==:= | | | .--.-. /_/ '..' _|_ | / ) |'..' | | `.' | | || /.-.\ | / .' | || | \ `. / |`-._ || \ / |.' / | || | `-._ `-.|._ `-. || |-|`. .-' .' | || | /`-. `::.____`...____(.-') `..---' _.-' \ || | | `-.._.--._''''----`| | '-._-.'. (_________.||| | | | | || | |`. _.' .' .'----------||| | | / \ | || \ / -_.-` .' .' ||| | | | | | || | .' .' / || \ | './ '._ .--.______'_____ : .' _......_ ||.. `.__.( `-._--`.-_(_________________ : -' `-' `. `'-''---` /_/ LGB `:.______...------- `..> THIS IS THE GAYEST FUCKING DRAWING I HAVE EVER SEEN File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-01.txt #1896 DESCARTES OTHER CONJECTURE (Wed, 2004 Sep 1) __)), //_ _) WHAT IF THERE'S NO GOD ( "\" TO GET MAD AT ME \_-/ FOR MASTURBATING ,---/ '---. / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-04.txt #1837 M60 (Sun, 2004 Jul 4) ..______....__________,____,,,. `'------- ';;-..-----.-. | ; ;; ;; '-''-.__,' ', ,;' ' '''' CB BASICALLY I JUST SPRAY THIS M60 AND ALL THE BAD GUYS TURN INTO STICKS AND HATS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-29.txt #1924 CAPITALISM SUCKS (Wed, 2004 Sep 29) ._________________. |.---------------.| CAPITALISM SUCKS !!!!!! HOLD ON WHILE I || || TYPE THIS BLOG ENTRY INTO MY HIPTOP AS || -._ .-. || I'M ATTENDING A PEACE RALLY ON TUESDAY || -._| | | || AFTERNOON BECAUSE CAPITALISM MADE ME || -._|"|"| || AND ALL MY FRIENDS SO RICH I NOT ONLY || -._|.-.| || DON'T NEED TO WORK MY FINGERS TO THE BONE ||_______________|| EVERY DAY BUT CAN EVEN TAKE WHOLE DAYS /.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.\ OFF AND STILL EAT !!!!!!!!!! /.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.\ /.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.\ STILL IT SUCKS THOUGH !!!!!!!! /______/__________\___o_\ DrS \_______________________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-10.txt #1843 FLYOVER STATES (Sat, 2004 Jul 10) .________________. MM. .MM | WE CALL THEM | "MM._______.MM" | FLYOVER STATES | / \ | FOR A | / dMMb dMMb \ | GOOD REASON | / dM"""Mb dM"""Mb \ .-----||---------. | MMMMM"/O\"MMMMM | ||o | "MMM"/ \"MMM" | .dMMM 8 | dMMMMMMMM \ \ / dMMMMMMMP AMMMMMMMMM\_____/MMMMMMMMMMMM" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-20.txt #1945 A POINT OF ORDER (Wed, 2004 Oct 20) (())) /|x x| /\( - ) ___.-._/\/ /=`_'-'-'/ !! |-{-_-_-} ! IS IT NECROPHILIA IF (-{-_-_-} ! THEY'RE UNDEAD \{_-_-_} ! }-_-_-} {-_|-_} {-_|_-} {_-|-_} {_-|-_} ZOT ____%%@ @%%_______ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-08.txt #1933 INTO THE TOILET (Fri, 2004 Oct 8) ______ ATTENTION \ \. |`\_____\ WHO KEEPS STUFFING MY IMAC AND |` | | IPOD AND TURNTABLE AND RAVE CLOTHES __-====-__ | | | AND OLD-TIMEY LPS INTO THE TOILET ?! (~< >~>_| | | {~~-====--~~: \ | | AND WHY ????????????? !~~------~~/----`+----/ \ \___ / I'M GOING TO JUST GET RIGHT IN THERE >------\ \ < AND SCRUB WITHOUT USING GLOVES OR <_________________> EVEN TAKING OFF MY TURTLENECK File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-25.txt #2011 POLITICS + SLASHDOT (Sat, 2004 Dec 25) _ . _ _.-~ ~ ~-. .-~~ C : I KNOW !!! LET'S TALK POLITICS . u .- -. : ON SLASHDOT !!!!! , p .' `'' .' i : *: : BECAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW DORKS : '._ d `. , . INCAPABLE OF WASHING THEMSELVES .' ` `-._ `. ( . ON A REGULAR BASIS ARE REALLY .- `. `. '_`_ _ `. ' IN A POSITION TO DELIVER INCISIVE .'- . .' . ~ . ~ ;' AND RELEVANT POLITICAL COMMENTARY :- ~.-:' `. .' ; .' .' `. ;- ; .' .' ; ;- ; ' ; .' ;- .' : .' ____ ; _ ;- : .' `-'- :`.__ .- -~ } - - - - - ->=- ;- : - (- :~ `- } - - - - - ->=- `. ..:' `-._ _ __`- '_ _ .'- } - - - - - ->=- '._; ; `._ _ _ _,.- -._ _} - - - - - ->=- ; : .'_.-~ ~ ~ \ : ;' `; .'`. CAPITALISM SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ; :__; `. AS I TYPE ON THIS COMPUTER WHICH `. :' `. CAPITALISM MADE POSSIBLE : :`. `. Staszek File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-31.txt #2017 THE DESERT ISLAND CRISIS (Fri, 2004 Dec 31) __ _.--..--._ _ .-' _/ _/\_ \_'-. PERHAPS IF YOU REMOVED YOUR |__ / _/\__/\_ \__| JUPITER MISSILES FROM TURKEY AN |___/\_\__/ \___| ACCOMMODATION COULD BE REACHED \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ ____\__/___ . - ' ' -. / \ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~!~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~pjb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-19.txt #2005 URINE GOD (Sun, 2004 Dec 19) IT'S THE URINE GOD AND HE'S PISSED !!!!!!!!!!! _ (` ). _ ( ). .:(` )`. ) _( '`. :( . ) .=(`( . ) .-- `. ( ) ) (( (..__.:'-' .+( ) ` _` ) ) `. `( ) ) ( . ) ( ) ._ ) ` __.:' ) ( ( )) `-'.-(` ) ) ) ( ) --' `- __.' :( )) .-' (_.' .') `( ) )) (_ ) ` __.:' --..,___.--,--'`,---..-.--+--.,,-,,..._.--..-._.-a:f--. GHLAGAHLGSFLHGFDBULHGBHULGDG8RGH TANGY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-29.txt #1801 COSMOS (Sat, 2004 May 29) ,-. / \ `. __..-,O THIS IS LIKE THAT EPISODE OF COSMOS : \ --''_..-'.' WHERE CARL SAGAN FAST FORWARDS THROUGH TIME | . .-' `. '. AND WE WATCH THE CONSTELLATIONS CHANGE AND : . .`.' FORM A SPEAR AND A RADIO TELESCOPE \ `. / .. \ `. ' . YES I'VE GOT TO GET OUT MORE `, `. \ ,|,`. `-.\ '.|| ``-...__..-` | | |__| /||\ //||\\ // || \\ __//__||__\\__ '--------------' SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-20.txt #1702 DO YOU THINK HE ANKYLOSAURUS (Fri, 2004 Feb 20) /~~~~~~~~~~~~\_ MY ASS HURTS SO _+=+_ _[~ /~~~~~~~~~~~~\_ PLEASE USE THE {""|""} [~~~ [~ /~~~~~~~~~\_ MOUTH TODAY """:-'~[~[~"~[~ ((++ [~ _/~~~~~~~~\_ '=_ [ ,==, ((++ [ /~~~~~~~\-~~~-. ~-_ _=+-( )/ ((++ .~~~.[~~~~( {@} \`. / }\ / ( } ( . ''} ( .+ \ / // ) / ., """"/ \\ \ \ ( .+~~\_ /.= /'"""" rm <"_V_"> \\ \ ~~~~~~\\ \ \\ \ \\ \ <"_V_"> <"_V_"> File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-08.txt #1690 NO THUMB WAR (Sun, 2004 Feb 8) /^\ L L / \ L L __/|/|_ / . \ _|\|\__ /_| [_[_\ / .-\ /_]_] |_\ /__\ __`-\_____ / . \ _____/-`__ /__\ /___] /=@> _ {> /-. \ <} _ <@=\ [___\ /____/ /` `--/ / . \ \--` `\ \____\ /____/ \____/`-._> / \ <_.-`\____/ \____\ /____/ /__/ /-._ . _.- \ \__\ \____\ /____/ /__/ / . \ \__\ \____\ |____/_ _/__/ / . \ \__\_ _\____| \__/_ ``_|_/ / -._ . _.-\ \_|_`` _\___/ /__`-`__\ <_ `-; NDT_> /__`-`__\ `-` `-._ ; _.-` `-` `-._ ; _.-` `-._.-` ONE TWO THREE FOUR WE'RE GOING TO SUCK COCK (THINGS HAVE ESCALATED WAY PAST THUMB WARS HERE) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-01.txt #1773 UNNATURAL (Sat, 2004 May 1) _/ _,_/_ (/ < \) _/|\_ (/ | \) \) __ <`-,-,_,-, ,-,_,-,-'7 __ \_;> ^ _<---' `--->_ ^ <`_/ ) _,-' `-,_ ( / / \ \ __ ,' / \ `, )_\ _,-' / \ \ \_ _,-_-,_ _,-' / _,-_-,_ _,-', \ \_/\,_ ` `' \ /\,_ ` ' \ /\,_ ` | _/\,_ ` | |\,_` ) , < __/ |\,_` ) , < \\_`/,_,_ _\,_ _/ _/ /_/ \\_`/,_,__\,_ _/ _/ |\_/\,_| ` )=| |=( |\_/\,_| )=| |=( /\_/ \_| \-| |-/ /\_/ \_| \-| |-/ \ ) < ) < / \ > \ ) < ) < / \ > \\ \\ \| |/ \\ \\ \| |/ \\_ \\_ /| |\_ \\_ \\_ /| |\_ mic ),_\ )_\ /_( )_\ ),_\ )_\ /_( )_\ WHO SAYS HOMOSEXUALITY IS UNNATURAL LOOK AT THESE TWO FAGGOTS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-15.txt #1787 GAME ON (Sat, 2004 May 15) . . COCKSUCKING-RELATED ACTIVITIES ??? GAME ON ___ | | // __`\ o o / ll ( .) l_) ) __\\ \__/ / ____________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-14.txt #1786 ADVICE SOUGHT (Fri, 2004 May 14) _ _ /_] [_\ I WAS WALKING OUT OF A FAST FOOD JOINT AND OUTSIDE // \\ THERE WAS A PRETTY VIETNAMESE GIRL ASKING ME IF \\ // I KNEW WHERE A GOOD KOREAN BBQ PLACE IS \`-..-'/ `\ /` LONG STORY SHORT DOES ANYONE KNOW THE BEST WAY TO || _ DRAIN BLOOD FROM A HUMAN CORPSE jgs || ( ) \\___// `---` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-09.txt #1691 FROM THE MIND OF MINOLTA (Mon, 2004 Feb 9) _____ _.'_____`._ .'.-' 12 `-.`. THIS IS THE WEIRDEST /,' 11 1 `.\ // 10 / 2 \\ LOOKING CUNT I'VE ;; / :: || 9 ----O 3 || EVER SEEN :: ;; \\ 8 4 // \`. 7 5 ,'/ '.`-.__6__.-'.' OH GOD IT'S GOT MY ARM HELP ((-._____.-)) _)) ((_ JESUS CHRIST HELP ME CALL 911 '--'SSt '--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-28.txt #1800 GOOSE STEPPING (Fri, 2004 May 28) .===================================================================. || __ _ __ __ __ __ __ .. __ || || -=]|__ /_\ |__) |__ |__) / \ |\ /| |__) | | |__/ |__ |\ | || || -=]| / \ | \ | | \ \__/ | \/ | | \__/ | \ |__ | \| || || ___ || || .' '. || || / \ oOoOo || || | | ,==||||| || || \ / _|| ||||| || || '.___.' _.-'^|| ||||| || || __/_______.-' '==HHHHH || || _.-'` / """"" || || .-' / oOoOo || || `-._ / ,==||||| || || '-/._|| ||||| || || / ^|| ||||| || || / '==HHHHH || || /________""""" || || `\ `\ || || \ `\ / || || \ `\/ || || / || || / || || jgs /_____ || || || '===================================================================' LOOK EVEN IN GAG ASCII ART THEY'RE STILL GOOSE STEPPING File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-21.txt #1703 BLOOD BLISTER (Sat, 2004 Feb 21) __________________AAAA_______________AAAA______________________ VVVV VVVV (__) (__) \ \ / / \ \ \\|||// / / > \ _ _ / < > \ / \ / \ / < > \\_o_o_// < AFTER WEEKS OF WORRYING > ( (_) ) < ABOUT THIS HORRIBLE >| |< BLOOD BLISTER I HAD I / |\___/| \ FINALLY SCREWED UP THE / (_____) \ COURAGE TO GO TO THE DOCTOR / \ AND GET IT CHECKED OUT / o \ AND IT TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST ) ___ ( MY DICK / / \ \ ( / \ ) >< >< ///\ /\\\ ''' ''' MB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-18.txt #2004 NETHACK FOR RETARDS (Sat, 2004 Dec 18) +--------------------------------------------------------+ AND SO THE | ^^^^^^^^^^^^ | Q ATE THE | ^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ | BEE AND MOST | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | OF THE CARROTS | ^^^^^^^ Q ^^^^^^^^^ | (YOU KNOW WHAT | ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | Q STANDS FOR IF +--------------------------------------------------------+ NOT LOOK IT UP) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-30.txt #2016 CAN'T GET GOOD HELP THESE DAYS (Thu, 2004 Dec 30) / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / __|__ / / / / / \ / / / /_______\ / / I SAID A BICYCLE NOT AN UMBRELLA | / / | | / / / -O_O+ / / / J File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-24.txt #2010 TRACK 99 (Fri, 2004 Dec 24) :+"" ~<<::""+: +Xi<<<: xHMRMMR$$$$$8RMMMMMM<M "` .~i MMMMMMMMM" < \.-'\ >` ~ .-~ < >< / , 7 < ~7 WAIT HELP HELP HELP /_/ ! \ .-L \ _// <'~ THERE'S SOMEONE COMMITTING ~ .-~ ! ! /o& `' . 7 GENOCIDE IN OUR BACKYARD _>_._ > _.-' '-._.-._.--./ AND WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING '-~ ~._/ ABOUT IT !!!!!! COME SAVE US ,-.-' AMERICA !!1!!!!! < \ 7 .. . ! _.-. .. < ~v~ PHEW THANKS AMERICA .-~---' .-.-~ ~\ < \ / ) > o < > \ \_.--._ TODAY WE ALL LOVE / .-' <> \ \ 7 . ' THE AMERICANS !!!!! 7 > . - ' > _\ ! _,-' `. ~--,.--' ._ /.- ~` < \ . \ YOU BARBARIANS !!!! 7/ ~ \.,< . ` `-~-.-~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-15.txt #1848 SPACE TURTLE (Thu, 2004 Jul 15) LOOK IT'S A SPACE TURTLE . _..------.._ + ,' .-' i `-. ,; . .'. |. `. .'/ `-_ ;. , jl.____ `. .'.' `;-_ ;. ._..---""" """--.:' / . `.-..:,-" ,_.-'`'--'`'-9"h` .' . `.`^.,-Ce/ .'"'. _.' / `. '-h'_.._/0 " 0\/` {\ + `. |'-^Y^- | // . (`\ \_."._/\...-;..-. `._'._,'` ``` _.:---''` ;-....----'''` / ( + sk/itz | (` `.^' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-10.txt #1905 IN FAGS WE TRUST (Fri, 2004 Sep 10) _.-'~~`~~'-._ .'` O K I `'. / H N \ /` .-'~"-. `\ ; C / `- \ G ; ; /> `. -.| ; | /_ '-.__) EAT IT| | |- _.' \ | RAW | ; `~~; \\ MISSY ; ; INFAGSWE / \\) ; \ TRUST '.___.-'`" / `\ /` '._ 1 9 9 7 _.' `'-..,,,..-'` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-29.txt #1862 SQUIRTYIOP (Thu, 2004 Jul 29) .-""-. .-""-. / \ / \ | | | | | | | | MORE LIKE SQUIRTYUIOP | | _ _ | | ; /`/ \`\ ; | / \ | \ / \ / AM I RIGHT FOLKS jgs | | | | HHHHHH HHHHHH (( )) )) ____ __// // /.--.\ ((--' ((____// )) )) '----' ((____/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-04.txt #1899 COLD DEAD HANDS (Sat, 2004 Sep 4) _ __________=__ \\@([____]_____() LET'S TEST THE "COLD DEAD HANDS" THEORY _/\|-[____] / /(( ) YOU STAY HERE AND BEAT OFF AND /____|'----' \____/ I'LL CALL THE POLICE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-19.txt #1944 THE REGISTER (Tue, 2004 Oct 19) ,o. 888. Y88b YAHOO! STORY! OR! NOT! ]88b ]88b I! STILL! HATE! IT! WHEN! YOU! ]88b UNTALENTED! FUCKERS! DO! THIS! ]88b ]88b GET! SOME! REAL! JOURNALISTIC! INTEGRITY! `888 YOU! USELESS! TOOLS! 888 888 888 ]88P ]88b ]888 `"' _ ,888o ]888P tQn YPP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-25.txt #1950 QUEENY LOVE (Mon, 2004 Oct 25) , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ THAT QUEENY LOVE SURE LIKES JIZZ / (((\\)\ \ \ \\-_/ / / BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT WHEN SHE FINALLY \ i i / PULLS THE DICK OUT OF HER MOUTH SHE (_)=(_) TALKS GERMAN !!!!! ) . ( /\---/\ MAN WHAT A TURN-OFF / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ / / \ \ hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-31.txt #1956 THE ADVENTUROUS TYPE (Sun, 2004 Oct 31) /\ /\ /\ /\ / \/ \/ \/ \ SOMETIMES I SPELL CUNT WITH / /\ /\ /\ /\ \ A "K" LIKE THIS: KUNT \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-08.txt #1994 RULE OF THUMB (Wed, 2004 Dec 8) RULE OF THUMB !!!!!!!!! _ |)` BEAT HER HARD ENOUGH SO THAT HER THUMBS DON'T WORK | | | |_____ / (]__) / (]___) / (]___) ___(]_) / ejm / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-20.txt #2006 O MIGHTY GORK (Mon, 2004 Dec 20) |`. _,=--, | `. /:' ,' THESE CREATURES, O MIGHTY GORK, `!;. |: ,' COME FROM THE OTHER SIDE `"-()<._ OF THE UNIVERSE ,' | `:`. ,' ,:/|`. `| '--="'|| `.| || ||mt-2 || (THIS IS THE WORST GRAMMAR BOOK EVER) || File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-04.txt #1776 NOT COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT (Tue, 2004 May 4) .------._ EXCUSE ME SIR / \.-. \_-_:===='; _.) PLEASE ADD AND/OR SUBTRACT .'/''..''\', \\ | ' || '.| ENOUGH CHARACTERS FROM MY FACE | | || | | | | 0 || 0 | | SO I DON'T VIOLATE COPYRIGHTS .'_ __.--.__ _'. (__. _.----._ .__) AND THAW OUT WALT OR WHATEVER `--======--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-19.txt #1701 CONSTIPATION (Thu, 2004 Feb 19) .===. / _/\ \ \/6.6\/ ( _ ) I HAVEN'T TAKEN A CRAP IN FIFTEEN DAYS _)---(_ / `~` \ IS THAT A BAD THING /\/ \/\ \ | | / \|_____|/ | L | |__|__| | | | |_|_| jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-10.txt #1782 SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE DESIRES #2 (Mon, 2004 May 10) /| __ : :o <"" "">|/ IS IT SO WRONG TO GET |""--""|n-. SLOSHED ON SATURDAY NIGHTS | |"`.| AND DESIRE MAYA RUDOLPH | .--. | || | ( ) |.-:' | "" |/" ( ) Ojo ""--"" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-25.txt #1707 STARTING A CULT (Wed, 2004 Feb 25) LET'S START A CULT THAT IS TRYING TO BRING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD .========. .========. // I .'..' \ // VI.'.,".\ || II .'..'| || VII..'..| || III .'."| || VIII,'.'| || IV ,','.| || IX.'".'.| || V '..'.'| || X .'..',| .\_________/ .\_________/ jgs OKAY IT WILL NOT BE A CULT IT WILL JUST BE ME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-24.txt #1706 PETER EINSTEIN NORTH (Tue, 2004 Feb 24) VE CALL ZIS SPUNKHAFTE FERNWIRKUNGEN ,---,_ , _> `'-. .--'/ .--'` ._ `/ <_ >,-' ._'.. ..__ . ' '-. .-' .'` `'. '. > / >`-. .-'< \ , '._\ / ; '-._> <_.-' ; '._> `> ,/ /___\ /___\ \_ / `.-|(| \o_/ \o_/ |)|` jgs \; \ ;/ \ .-, )-. / /` .'-'. `\ ;_.-`.___.'-.; THAT'S RIGHT -- SPUNK AT A DISTANCE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-18.txt #1700 THY NAME IS CUBA (Wed, 2004 Feb 18) ___+._______ __-"" -- __"""----._____ __.--"" -- ___--+---_____. __ .+'| IS THIS THE ONE WHO _.-'"" __ +:"__ | ._..+"" __ .+' F WAS THROWING UP IN J"--.____ __ """""+" .+' .J F HIS STERILE SUIT J """""---.___ -- .+'" F' F AND RESCUING ROBIN L """""--...+' .J F WILLIAMS FROM THE L F"9 --. | . F' J LAND OF FAIRIES ??? L -_J L_J F"9 | ;'J .+J .J J | L_J | F.' .'| J F' J OH I THOUGHT YOU | |"""--.__ | ' |"" J J SAID CUBA J ._ J ;;; | "L | . |-___J | J L J J ;-' | L | .'J |_ .' . | J "" J .---_L F"9 | F.' | .' FJ | L J .-' __ | L_J | ' :' ' .+ L '--.___ | | .J .' | F"9 """' | . F' .' | -_J F"9 | .'J .' +__ -_J F"9 | F.' .' """--___ L_J | ' .' hs """---___ | .' ""---._|.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-11.txt #1783 FACE ON MARS (Tue, 2004 May 11) ,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,, '.-''''''''''''-.' WHAT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? '' '' '' '' OF **COURSE** THE FACE ON MARS IS OF INTELLIGENT '' '``' '``' '' DESIGN !!!!! ONLY A CLOSED-MINDED ASTRO-NOT '' .--. .--. '' WOULD THINK OTHERWISE !!!!! IT'S BLATANTLY '' '(_).' '(_).' '' OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WITH A THIRD-GRADE EDUCATION '' ' ' '' AND AN UNDERSTIMULATED SENSE OF BULLSHIT '' ' ' '' '' ' ' '' SHOWING ME THE REVISED IMAGERY OF THE "FACE" '' .-' '-. '' WHICH CLEARLY INDICATES THAT IS IT IS NOT ''` '-'--'-' ,'' ARTIFICIAL OR EVEN REMOTELY FACE-LIKE IN ANY WAY '''` .--.--. ,''' MERELY STRENGTHENS MY RESOLVE AND DEEPENS MY ''''` `---' ,'''' CONVICTION TO BE AN IGNORANT FUCKING MORON '''''` ,''''' ''''''`......,'''''' WHY ?!?!?!?!?!! BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT ME NOT MARS '`''''' '''''' luser File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-05.txt #1777 VALIUM (Wed, 2004 May 5) . . THIS VALIUM WILL PREVENT ME FROM . FLYING OFF INTO A PSYCHOTIC RAGE . ,-,--. AND KILLING YOU __| //``-, \ \_`\ )\a-a-? \ I SUPPOSE THAT MEANS I'M JUST \ \_`(_=_/_-`__ POSTPONING MY OWN JUSTIFIED \__, , \| | PLEASURE AND THAT'S TRUE IN _ _,' ___7 ) | SOME SENSE BUT WE LIVE IN A (_)(_`__(_,---' | SOCIETY OF LAWS ( _( ) | / /_| |________| __/__/__|__|_________) _________(__,_|)/ (__)|/____\(_______________ mic File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-21.txt #2007 ANOTHER HULK-RELATED INCIDENT (Tue, 2004 Dec 21) ~ ~~ __ _T .,,. ~--~ ^^ PEOPLE PEOPLE ^^ // \ ~ I THINK WE ALL KNOW ][O] ^^ ,-~ ~ THIS DAMAGE WASN'T /''-I_I _II____ CAUSED BY A SO-CALLED __/_ / \ ______/ '' /'\_,__ HURRICANE BUT IN FACT | II--'''' \,--:--..,_/,.-{ }, IS ANOTHER HULK-RELATED ; '/__\,.--';| |[] .-.| O{ _ } INCIDENT THAT THE U.S. :' | | [] -| ''--:.;[,.'\,/ ARMY HAS BEEN COVERING UP ' |[]|,.--'' '', ''-,. | FROM DAY ONE (TELL THE TRUTH .. ..-'' ; ''. ' GENERAL ROSS!!!!!!!!) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-09.txt #1995 ELECTION (Thu, 2004 Dec 9) //\\ <<()>> A |==| /\\ I TOTALLY FEEL LIKE | | / \\ THAT DYKE IN ELECTION | | / \\ A | | / \\ //\_| |_/ \\ // | | \\ // | | //\\ \\ (( <0> | | <<()>> )) \\ | | \\// // \\ _| |_ // \\/ | | \ // V | | \ // | | \ // | | \ // | | \// | | V | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | zot File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-30.txt #1955 A SIMPLE PLAN (Sat, 2004 Oct 30) //\ STEP 1: GET DRUNK \ \\ .__=. \ STEP 2: DRIVE AROUND \____ ,' -(@)\-\<) REALLY, REALLY FAST \__ \ (_______/_:\ >==.\ \___,' /# #\ | : \____ STEP 3: IF YOU MADE IT ,\\\___/|_|##(O)##| `./\---. HERE CONGRATULATIONS / ,`--' ,======'//, //.\ . \ ( ______)_//<_> O//// ( (@O ) ) I COULD GO ON BUT I HAVE (________/ ====='o' \ `-' / JUST ABOUT TWO MORE LINES `----' `---' LEFT SO, UH, SEE STEP 1 File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-24.txt #1949 MY ELECTION PROMISE TO YOU (Sun, 2004 Oct 24) . . ` > < . > < ' ' ' I HEREBY SOLEMNLY . . SWEAR TO CONTINUE > < , > < TO MAKE ASCII ART . ' ' . . FARTS UNTIL AT __.--._ > < LEAST 2009 . .' L `.--._ ' > < `/ c '` \ `. (2007 IF KERRY IS ' : ; `. ` , ELECTED) | ; \ /`. | ' / \ . ' / -.\ \ ^ ;/ _ \ > < : \`.:/ \| `.| ; ' | :'' ' ; | | |`. _/_ ; [bug] : : `-._____/ `. / \ | :/ , V\ /"\ __.--; _ : `./ / ; ; : |\_/ | \L _..--. `.L.' |`. __ | | ;`. ; _ \\' `. /`+'.'`. | | | | \CT_; `-. ' / / | |-_| | .-'`.___. `-. / / ; : ; :.-' `-./ /. / \/_/ _ \/ `./ " `._.' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-18.txt #1943 WISHING (Mon, 2004 Oct 18) _ _ (((_ ~\ @-@-\ ) ONE DAY I WILL BE USEFUL _____________ (^ ) ) TO SOCIETY //////` | ~-( ) _|____ ` | '((,,,)) |:::::||` | ,' `\ |_____||` | (0 ( 0 , \ |_____|_______/ `-'`-' /| : ONE FINE DAY ___/____|___\___ \ / | | | _ <<<:|---------- /'.'---. |_________)___o_o| __ /'/' \ / (________/----(__//) \ (________________________________________) )_(| / /\ \----` |)_( | || / .'||\ | || || | | |) / ( || \( || (| | | | / /' () \`. () | | |_| `w' \ \ |_| (_) \3 (_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-05.txt #1900 OBESITY AISLE (Sun, 2004 Sep 5) .-'''''-. THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING |'-----'| FAT IS YOU GET TO EAT A LOT /`-.....-`\ | <_} | | .-\-. | _,._ | /# ` \ | __.-` `"""-. | \ / | ..--' `"-. `)_,._ \ '-'-' / (` )--.-"``` `"-.`'-----'` '-----------' ( ) jgs `-------------` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-28.txt #1861 THE FACE OF GOD (Wed, 2004 Jul 28) NEVER TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR WANG WITH A DIGITAL CAMERA IT'S LIKE STARING INTO THE FACE OF GOD __ / /__\ ____/ \__/ || || || \__ \ as File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-11.txt #1906 NAPALM (Sat, 2004 Sep 11) NAPALM STICKS TO LITTLE GIRLS | | | | -/_\- -/_\- ______________(/ . \)______________ ____________(/ . \)_____________ \___/ () () \___/ () () File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-14.txt #1847 91 NEWSGROUPS (Wed, 2004 Jul 14) , \. /J ..---.. .-```-. L`\ \-.__.-` L .-`` ``-. / \ | \ \ J .` _. `. J D E A N J \ `\ L/ /` \ . \ \ | | \ `, | ``-.o\ /_.-``\ L L S T A R K L `\ | J , `/\` , | J J `\ / L /( `` )\ J | L I C K S | , `\ | `\`---.....--`/` | L L | ` | \ (__Y__) / L-.-' D I C K J |\ | `-.____.-` / __ | | \ |`. .` ( ) `-._.-` \ | `-.. ..-` `-` `-.___.-` ``---`` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-16.txt #1849 FAKE ACID (Fri, 2004 Jul 16) MY MUSCLES ARE PEELING FROM MY BONES \ SORRY I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS REAL ACID \ I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE ACID \ \ __ __ / ,-' `' \ _---``-- / _ _ ; __ `. / / `' \; /`----- ) / .-/ ,( ), \-. ; | \( \ / )/; | - _5 `7 -; / ( ___-' `-____ | ( ___`-_ \ ____| \ / `,/ \ _(\__ / \ \ ; \ .' /' `i. / | | \ _-'( _\__-/ `- | | ` ,` `_ | BP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-02.txt #1835 DYKEPUNCHER (Fri, 2004 Jul 2) z \ss. BONSAI TREE MY ASS THAT'S A DYKEPUNCHER .zzZ/ \Ssss, WHAT'S A DYKEPUNCHER ?????? *POW* SPLIT LIP / / ^ ^ ANYWAY I'M SORRY I HIT YOU PLEASE BAIL ME OUT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-07.txt #1902 FABRICATION (Tue, 2004 Sep 7) .-------. _|~~ ~~ |_ IF I MAKE UP SOME COMPLETE LIE ABOUT =(_|_______|_)= A REPUBLICAN CROWD BOOING AT PRESIDENT |:::::::::| CLINTON'S HEALTH MAYBE THAT WILL MAKE |:::::::[]| IT TRUE ?!?!?! |o=======.| jgs `"""""""""` WELP TRYING ANYWAY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-13.txt #1908 HOW PRESIDENTIAL (Mon, 2004 Sep 13) NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD FAGS (\ TO REALLY BITE DOWN ON THAT DICK \_O _____\/)_____ ~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ dt/ejm ~~~~ ~~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-26.txt #1951 FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW (Tue, 2004 Oct 26) _-o#&&*''''?d:>b\_ _o/"`'' '',, dMF9MMMMMHo_ .o&#' `"MbHMMMMMMMMMMMHo. .o"" ' vodM*$&&HMMMMMMMMMM?. FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW ,' $M&ood,~'`(&##MMMMMMH\ / ,MMMMMMM#b?#bobMMMMHMMML & ?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM7MMM$R*Hk ?$. :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/HMMM|`*L | |MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMbMH' T, $H#: `*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb#}' `? ]MMH# ""*""""*#MMMMMMMMMMMMM' - MMMMMb_ |MMMMMMMMMMMP' : HMMMMMMMHo `MMMMMMMMMT . ?MMMMMMMMP 9MMMMMMMM} - -?MMMMMMM |MMMMMMMMM?,d- ' :|MMMMMM- `MMMMMMMT .M|. : .9MMM[ &MMMMM*' `' . :9MMk `MMM#" - &M} ` .- `&. . `~, . ./ AND I MUST BEAT OFF . _ .- '`--._,dd###pp=""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-23.txt #2009 I, FUCKING BORING BIRD (Thu, 2004 Dec 23) / / / / / /; /; // // ;/ ,// I'M THREE LAWS SAFE _,-' ;_,, _,'-_ ;|,' _,-'_,..--. | ___ .'-'_)' ) _)\| ___ ,'"""`'' _ ) ) _) ''--'''_,-' -={-o- /| ) _) ) ; '_,--'' \ -' ,`. ) .) _)_,''| `."( `------'' / `.\ _,' `-.____....-\\ || \\ // || // || // || _-.//_, _||_, jrei ,' ,-'/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-13.txt #1785 THE TYPO GUY MEDAL (Thu, 2004 May 13) .-=========-. \'-=======-'/ HERE'S A MEDAL FOR THE GUY WHO FAITHFULLY _| .=. |_ CORRECTS ALL THE TYPOS IN EACH AND EVERY ((| {{1}} |)) ASCII ART FART HE READS DAY AFTER DAY \| /|\ |/ WITHOUT ANY COMPENSATION \__ '`' __/ _`) (`_ HERE'S SOMETHING TO KEEP YOU BUSY !!!!! jgs _/_______\_ /___________\ F U CN RD THS, GT A FCKNG JB U CUNT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-07.txt #1779 SEX OFFENDERS ARE PEOPLE TOO (Fri, 2004 May 7) 3000 -| o I THINK SOMETIMES WE FORGET | /|\ THAT SEX OFFENDERS ARE PEOPLE | /^\ TOO 2000 -| o o o | /|\ /|\ /|\ WHEN WE PICKET OR OTHERWISE | /^\ /^\ /^\ NOISILY REJECT THEM FROM OUR 1000 -| o o o o o COMMUNITIES WE ALSO HURT THEIR | /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ FEELINGS | /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ `----------------------- CHECK OUT THE CARETS-AS-WANGS!!! 86 87 88 89 90 CHEMICAL CASTRATION MY ASS THOSE LITTLE MEN ARE HARD AS ROCKS File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-26.txt #1708 TROUTFUCKER (Thu, 2004 Feb 26) MY BUBBLE-LIPPED FRIEND (C. 1985) ,-. ,.---'''^\ O { \ ,__\,---'''''`-., O O I \ K`,'^ _ `'. o \ ,.J..-'` // (O) ,,X, o / (_ (( ~ ,;:''` o / ,.X'., \\ ':;;;: (_../ -._ ,'` K.=,;.__ /^~/___..'` / /` ~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-02-27.txt #1709 GAY IN A BOTTLE (Fri, 2004 Feb 27) __ [__] | | | | | | | | | | ,----. /`-. \ ( ) /-._| \ |`----'| | | \ / |`-... | `. ,' |'` . | | || |`,'- | | ,-||-. |`-...| | jrei ( '' ) | | `----' `-....-' IF I COULD PUT GAY IN A BOTTLE / WELL I SURE THE FUCK WOULD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-06.txt #1778 MAKING FUN OF GERMANS (Thu, 2004 May 6) _--_ / \ ( ** ) \ / | | ........_ ____,,,..--- | |^^*|MMMMMMMMM```-----'''MMMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIYYYYYIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |:::::::::"::YYYYY::::=::::::::::| | | ,|:::::::::":::::::::::=::::::::::| | | |:::::::::":::::::::::=:::::::::::|' | |'^^*|;;;;;;;;_";:::::::::;=------;;;;;/ | | ```-----''' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Q: WHY IS MAKING FUN OF GERMANS SO FUNNY | | | | A: OPEN YOUR HISTORY BOOK FUCKFACE | | \\| |// ''''''''''''''''''~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-05-12.txt #1784 SQUIRREL QUIZ (Wed, 2004 May 12) !!!! ARE YOU A SQUIRREL??? TAKE OUR QUIZ: !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! O_O ___ I DEFEND THE USE OF 9/11 IMAGERY !!! !!!!!!! /@ @\ IN MY INFOMERCIALS !!!!!! \ x / !!!!!!/ m !m ___ I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS !!!!/ __ | WITH THAT WOMAN !!!!|/ \__ !!!\______\ ___ I'D SUCK A COCK FOR A WHOLE PEANUT File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-12-22.txt #2008 A LINK TO THE PAST INDEED (Wed, 2004 Dec 22) /\ / \ / \ YOU CAUGHT A FAERIE! / \ WHAT WILL YOU DO? / \ /__________\ /\__________/\ - KEEP IT IN A BOTTLE / \ / \ - SET IT FREE / \ / \ - BASH ITS HEAD IN LIKE / \ / \ MATTHEW SHEPARD / \ / ^~DLF \ /__________\/__________\ \__________/\__________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-10-27.txt #1952 FUN FACT (Wed, 2004 Oct 27) O o . || CHECK IT OUT I DREW A BONG ||. |/ FUN FACT: I NEVER FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL || -- tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-12.txt #1907 ON THE D.L. (Sun, 2004 Sep 12) \'-. _.-"/ \"-._ .-'/ (\ : : / / \ \ : : /) \'-. i | / / \ \ | i .-'/ '. \ \i /_.-" "-._\ i/ / .' '-'-.; /" "\ ;.-'-' \/ \/ ('""') ('""') \ / \ / )( )( i__i i__i fsc i____i i____i WHAT'S MORE DISGUSTING THAN A FUCKING FAGGOT ?!?!?!? A FUCKING FAGGOT WHO CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT HE'S A FUCKING FAGGOT GOD ISN'T FOOLED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-09-06.txt #1901 WOLF IT DOWN LIKE A MAN (Mon, 2004 Sep 6) ______ \ \. EVERYBODY POOPS BLOOD |`\_____\ |` | | DON'T BE A WUSS JUST REACH IN THERE | | | AND WOLF IT DOWN LIKE A MAN __-====-__ _| | | (~< >~> \ | | LOOK THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED !~~-====-~~/----`+----/ AND THAT'S ONCE YOUR FINGERPRINTS ARE \ \___ / ON IT YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO EAT >------\ \ < THE WHOLE THING <_________________> IN A WAY IT'S THE PERFECT CRIME File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-03.txt #1836 LOW CARB (Sat, 2004 Jul 3) __)), //_ _) ( "\" MY JIZZ IS LOW-CARB \_-/ ,---/ '---. / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-07-17.txt #1850 MAKESHIFT LIFE RAFT (Sat, 2004 Jul 17) , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ CLEARLY THIS WOMAN COULD BE USED AS / (((\\)\ \ A MAKESHIFT LIFE RAFT \ \\-_/ / / \ i i / ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THE (_)=(_) POST-MORTEM BLOATING ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ / / \ \ hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-28.txt #1739 OBSCENITY (Sun, 2004 Mar 28) ___ . _~"| ~~ ~.\.~ / : / / \_ I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEFINE ?"" ; ` ,' ) OBSCENITY BUT I SURE KNOW IT /-, / . . . | WHEN I SEE IT / ~-_ / dp . . | .%"": .? |: . . . | AND HOLY LIVING FUCK PEOPLE IS % '. . \|:. . .. . . / THAT AN OBSCENE GAY FLOWER / '. '.: : :| : .. . . _/ / ~~~::. .:: ::. . .::.:. ..'~ \::... `'.. : : : " . :. . ~~| _____ (:::. .. '.: .:.::. : . : "/__-"" -- )"".> --~~~__. ::::*## :.:.:) : .:` ~\ |..::' >> ####### '.: .' . .` ? \_.___ :''> ######### ::.". ~ ..~'" |, _">~____~~::. #* )#### : ..~ . ) /:.:'';.:::_- _-#####*:;: ::>,, } o__o___q~_-" _-"###### .:.'' ..~~ ~ | ( o() &@&__--" *::####::" ";.. ~~...::.) (o& O& O?S).` .:':::*: : ~~~... "/ oS %@&>/ .:' ::::: :. .~ "'. { \~*~~"" __:/ "::::..L ~ ''/ |::' /##) :':::::\ . % \:; . |#/ : :::::::-___ -" \::::: | : :::::::::::\----" \::::::|:. : :::::::::::| \::::::|' . : ::::::::::::| -::::/ \ :.'::::::::::::/ ~__/ \. ;:.::::::::::_/ EB \::.::::::::::::/ --_;::::::_-~/ """""" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-21.txt #1763 FLEA REMINISCING ON THE SHIELD (Wed, 2004 Apr 21) YOUR DICK IN MY ASS MEANS YOU'RE GAY MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH MEANS YOU'RE REALLY GAY / . tQn File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-14.txt #1725 INSIDE THE ACTOR'S STUDIO (Sun, 2004 Mar 14) |b || ||, |'\ |`| | `| '| |. | `L | |, `| |. _,/7 | `| __,---'' / | `| __,---'" ..- ./ || | _.--=/'',--=-,, - ,/ `| \,/'''`\, /' > \ /' | ,/' `. . `\ ,/' / \ \ /' ___,----Y-' Y 7' .'.' `\ \ /' _-/'' `\. . ,/' /.' `\\ _,-'' --- \ ` /' ./.' __-' " _/'' .-- `\ /' /,'_--' ,/'' .. `"\_ ./ /='etb .,/' .--"\ / / <------------------,_____ ,/~' \ | ./ .' `""""""" `|_/\ / ' ' FOLKS EVEN STEVE GUTTENBERG EVENTUALLY LOST WORK AND STARVED TO DEATH ALL I'M SAYING IS WHY NOT JOHN TRAVOLTA TOO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-09.txt #1751 NEW COFFEE BRAND (DRINK UP) (Fri, 2004 Apr 9) \ | ( | ) / / _________________ | | | DUMB CUNT | | COFFEE BEANS /--\ | LTD., CO. | | \ /\--/ \___________/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-09.txt #1873 ASCII RIBBON CAMPAIGN (Mon, 2004 Aug 9) /"\ ASCII RIBBON CAMPAIGN \ / AGAINST BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN LIKE X BONGS THAT GET ALL PLUGGED UP / \ AND YOU HAVE TO SUCK HARD OR | | TOTALLY GET OUT THE PAPERCLIP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-24.txt #1827 BATTLEFIELD 1942 (Thu, 2004 Jun 24) FIGHT YOUR WAY ACROSS WORLD WAR II IN THESE REALISTIC MAPS !!!!!!!!!!!!! _,. ___. . ____ ,._ --=:_ *: ======((|_L]_ \\ c:____]((=- :* _:=- - - - - `' (__(____) \\ / // ___ `' ,._ \\___. / // _/_/_]=== :* _:=-- ,. ___. _((|_L]_ _/ //_.(_(_)(_).. `' --=: *: ======((|_L]_ _/(__(\_ _)\_ /____\_\ `.... `' (__(____) BOCAGE *** EL ALAMEIN *** MIDWAY *** BATTLEAXE *** CUPERTINO File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-30.txt #1833 CHECK OUT MY SIG (Wed, 2004 Jun 30) |\ |\ /| /| |\ /| | \ | \ // // | \ || |\ ||\\ ||\\ // // ||\\ || || || >> || \\ / | << || \\ || || ||// || || //|| \\ || || || || |// | \ || |/ || \\ | \ || || || |<< ||\\|| || >> ||\\|| || || ||\\ || \ | || // || \ | || || || >> || || || // || || \\ || ||// || || || << || || \\|| | / |/ || |/ \\ |/ || \ | |/ \| \| \| \| STUPID LITTLE PUNK BITCH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-18.txt #1821 AIDS BOX (Fri, 2004 Jun 18) _____________________ | |\ | EXCUSE ME SIR | |\ | . | | | `\___|_/ | EXCUSE ME I LIKE LOST A BOX OF AIDS | `/' `\-. -._ | | .-. ,-.. `\._`. | YOU SEE I TOTALLY WROTE "AIDS" ON IT | | +| | + | ;. ` | | (\,--.\_.'), ; | BUT NOT LIKE "BEWARE CAUTION DANGER" | /\`--' _./' /_. | BECAUSE YOU KNOW, AIDS | OO`m/`m/'OO' | |_____________________| ANYWAY I NEED TO FILL OUT A FORM (INSURANCE) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-11.txt #1662 MATHWORLD (Sun, 2004 Jan 11) ________________________________________________________ / ____________________________________________________ \ | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |_|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__| | | ____________________________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_| | \___________________________________________________LGB__/ IT IS REMARKABLY EASY TO BEAT OFF TO MATHWORLD File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-05.txt #1656 NO OFFENSE MRS. MANSFIELD (Mon, 2004 Jan 5) .-._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ MARISKA HARGITAY SURE HAS .-''-.__.-'00 '-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '-. DYKED IT UP BIGTIME '.___ ' . .--_'-' '-' '-' _'-' '._ V: V 'vv-' '_ '. .' _..' '.'. '=.____.=_.--' :_.__.__:_ '. : : (((____.-' '-. / : : snd (((-'\ .' / _____..' .' '-._____.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-21.txt #1885 SISSY KISSER (Sat, 2004 Aug 21) , , /| |\ / | | \ IF YOU'RE A SISSY THEN | | | | I'M A SISSY KISSER \ | | / \|w|/ / /_ _\ / , /\ _:()_():_ /] ||_ : ._=Y=_ : / / [)(_\, ',__\W/ _,' / \ [) \_/\ _/'='\ /-/\) [_| \ \ /// \ '._ / / :; \ \/// / | '` / ;:: \ `|: : |',_.' """ \_|: : | |: : |'". /`._.' \/ / /| / | \ / / '. '. / '. ' / \ \ / / \'=, .----' / \ (\__ snd (((____/ \ \ ) '.\_) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-28.txt #1984 ONE OF OUR FRUIT MACHINES IS MISSING (Sun, 2004 Nov 28) _,--', _._.--._____ .--.--';_'-.', ";_ _.,-' .'--'. _.' {`'-;_ .-.>.' '-:_ ) / `' '=. ) > {_/, /~) snd |/ `^ .' (INSTRUMENTAL) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-14.txt #1970 NIPPING IT IN THE BUD (Sun, 2004 Nov 14) I HAVE TO THWART THIS FLOWER BEFORE IT GROWS TALL ENOUGH TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS .-. __ / \ / '. \ \ | / __\_ \ / .' \ \ / sSS2z \ \ \ sS/ .( .-. __ '.__ \ \s2z _/ _ _ / \ / \ \_ '. \s -\______// / \| |/ | .' '-._'._\ ____.---' : \ / _/_ '._,__.--| _/ _\_ \_|_.' '. .', / : '-( )_____.' ( ( \ '.__/'--\ \ / \ \ / | \ ) / / \. ) / / |'-: / .' / / '--'\__/ \ \ _/ / /.' \ \ ( '/ (_~-. \ \ / / '-' \ \ ;/ snd ) ) / / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-15.txt #1971 WONDER TWIN POWERS (Mon, 2004 Nov 15) ,==. WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE !!!!! \\// .-~~-. FORM OF ,",-""-.". | | | | A FATASS SITTING ON THE COUCH DRINKING BEER | | .-"| |. AND WATCHING A DVD ". `,",-" ,'.". `| |_,-' | | OH WAIT DO I HAVE TO BE WATER-BASED | | | | ". `-._,-' ." I DON'T REMEMBER THE RULES hjw `-.___,-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-01.txt #1957 BEYOND THE MECHANICAL UNIVERSE (Mon, 2004 Nov 1) ('.'''. ()/ ..) EPISODE 37: ELECTROMAGNETIC INDUCTION o'.__.> _ || _ |\ (_|\/|_)\ / //| |\\// (( |()\ \/ \\| \ _/_| () \ | \ \_._._.' \\// mrf ))\ // \\ (x\_/x) (_(___) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-29.txt #1985 METRICATING THE UAC (Mon, 2004 Nov 29) _____________________________________ |""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|"| | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 | jgs '-------------------------------------' INSIDE PRESSURE 14.2 ????? OUTSIDE PRESSURE 0.13 ?!?!?!?!?!? I'M APPALLED BY THE SUGGESTION THAT THE UAC DOESN'T USE METRIC File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-04.txt #1655 HAIL MARY (Sun, 2004 Jan 4) ,-----. #,-. ,-.# WELL I GOT UP THIS MORNING () a e () AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S ( (_) ) A SIN AGAINST SOMETHING OR OTHER #\_ - _/# ,' `"""` `. ,' \X/ `. / X ____\ / v ,` v `, / / ( <==+==> ) `-._/|__________\ ^ / (\\) |______@____\ ^ / \\ | ( ) \ ^ / ) | \^/ ( | |v <(^)>| | v | | | | ZOT |_.--.__ .--._| `===' `===' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-20.txt #1884 DECATHLON (Fri, 2004 Aug 20) _________________________________________________ / /| / _/_/_/_/_/ _/_/_/_/_/ _/_/_/_/ _/___/ _/_/_/_/ // / //| / _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/__/ _/_/_/ _/_/_/_/ //|| / __/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ / _/_/_/ _/_/_/_/ //_|/ /_/__/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/___/ _/ _/_/_/_/ // / __/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/__/ _/_/_/ _/_/_/ / // / __/_________________/ ___/_/_/ // / // (________________________________________________(/ DF POUNDING LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS ON THE [ AND ] KEYS OVER AND OVER AGAIN SO I CAN WIN THE FUCKING RACE File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-19.txt #1822 NOT SO MUCH A GAME (Sat, 2004 Jun 19) /| / / / / _.--"/ /""''''----....__ .--'``'' .`0 , ';-''''''''''`\-._ .'`/ .' .' |,-` /-' )) `-_ .' ((' .' .-` / `-' '. / .' /.-` / '. / / `'---''` `- / / `-_ L / '_ J / HANDS UP WHO WANTS TO PLAY '_ L / "TOUCH MY WANG AND GET AN ELECTRIC SHOCK" - sk J / `_ |/ IT'S NOT SO MUCH A GAME AS WHAT HAPPENS OVER AND OVER - | \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-10.txt #1661 OSCAR WILDE (Sat, 2004 Jan 10) , //\ YOUR SEARCH - "OSCAR WILDE" BOYFUCKER / | ; - DID NOT MATCH ANY DOCUMENTS. | /_| .-"` `"-. /` `\ / \ .-.,_| .-""""-. | CURSE YOU GOOGLE | `",_,-' (((-. '( \ (`"=._.'/ ( (o>'-`"# , '.`"-'` / `--` '==; /\\ `'--'`\ _.'~~ / | \ `.,___,-} | | | ) { } \ \ (.--==---==-------=' o { } ",/` (_) (_) (_) (_) \ / / () o () () ^| \ () ( () o ; / `\ \ ; / } | ) \ / /` } / ,-' |=,_ | /,_ ,'/ | _,.-`/ `"=\ \\ \ | ."` \ | \ \`\ \ | | \ \ `\ \ `\ \ | | \ \ `\ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \ | | ) \ \ \ ) \ jgs `) \ ^ww ) \ ^ww ^ww ^ww File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-25.txt #1828 GAUSSIAN BLUR (Fri, 2004 Jun 25) I DID MY TAXES IN ADOBE PHOTOSHOP THIS YEAR YES WE MACINTOSH USERS MUST EVEN DO OUR TAXES WITH IMPECCABLE STYLE!!! THIS WAY AT LEAST WHEN I GET AUDITED THEY'LL APPRECIATE MY USE OF GAUSSIAN BLUR ON LINE 42 - ,--_--. - \ `. - "-_ _ \ - / F ) - - / / `--' - / / - / / - __/ / /,-pJ - _--"-L || ," "// - / ,-""".//\ / / // J____ J / // L/----\ . F J //__//^---' ` ___J F '----| | ` J---| F F F ` `. ` `--J L J F . .` L J J F . . J \ ," F . `.` \ "--" ," hs ` ``."-____-" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-08.txt #1872 DROP ZONE (Sun, 2004 Aug 8) ,-. _,. / / I THINK YANCY BUTLER'S FINEST WORK ; \____,-==-._ ) WAS IN DROP ZONE //_ `----' {+> ` `'--/ /-'`( / / dew `=' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-08.txt #1750 (NOT) MORMON EGGS (Thu, 2004 Apr 8) .-~-. .' '. / \ WAIT A MINUTE .-~-. : ; .' '.| | WAIT JUST A MINUTE / \ : : ; .-~""~-,/ MORMONS DON'T LAY EGGS | /` `'. : | \ WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE \ | / `. .' \ .' jgs `~~~` '-.____.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-01.txt #1712 GROSS (Mon, 2004 Mar 1) _______ .-"" '.' ""-. ." .'. ". I'M NABIS PLEASE FUCK ME IN MY Q /| Q | / | :|: |\ / / . . \"\ / / ,/: :\, \ "\ / / / (_i_) \ \ "\ / / /" | | "\ \ | | / /" '-' "\ \." || / |/ \ \ \ \ || ,'-./ \ |--. | | \ \ / | |\ \ | | / \_^-\ \ | / \ \ / / \ \ / / __\ \", / /__ /- | | \ / / ( -\ `~-._` ) / | -' _.-' """" ( _.-" """ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-15.txt #1726 SUPER SIZE (Mon, 2004 Mar 15) /\ __ LIKE ALL GOOD LIBERALS I BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE SHOULDN'T \ .-':::. BE ALLOWED TO MAKE PERSONAL CHOICES ON THEIR OWN \ :::::|\ THAT I DEEM ARE BAD FOR THEM SO I'M CALLING TO BAN |,\:::'/ \ ALL SUPER SIZING IN FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS `.:::-' \ `-. \ ___ `-. | .-'';:::. NO IT DIDN'T OCCUR TO ME THAT THEY `-.-' / ',''.;;;\ CAN JUST ORDER A SECOND FUCKING | ','','.''| ORDER OF WHATEVER IT IS THEY WANT |\ ' ,',' /' BECAUSE I'M A COMPLETE FUCKING `.`-.___.-;' MORON `--._.-' AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-29.txt #1740 ANTI STAR TREK (Mon, 2004 Mar 29) . . I'M GOING TO EXPLAIN TO YOU MY INTERESTS + : . IN CREATING A SCIENCE FICTIONAL UNIVERSE : _ WHICH I LIKE TO REFER TO AS AN *ANTI* . ! ' (_) STAR TREK IN THAT IT'S SO UNLIKE IT BUT ,|.' VERY MUCH LIKE IT AT THE SAME TIME !!!! - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - ,`|'`. SEE INSTEAD OF CALLING IT STAR *TREK* , ! . I'LL CALL IT STAR *WOLF* !!!!!! : : " . --+-- WAIT WHY ARE YOU WALKING AWAY FROM ME .: . ! I'M NOT FINISHED YET THERE ARE GAYS O!o File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-20.txt #1762 WORST PIANO TEACHER EVER (Tue, 2004 Apr 20) DISTRIBUTION OF FISTS: ASS (L), MOUTH (R) / o |~~~| /\_ _| | \__`[_ | ][ \,/|___| File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-22.txt #1764 DUMP GOD (Thu, 2004 Apr 22) I AM DUMP GOD / / , _.-~~-.__ __.,----. ('; __( ) ~~~'--..--~~ '. ( . \"..-' ')| . \ '. \\. |\.' ; . ; ; ; \ \'" /9) ' . ; ; ; ) ) ( ' . ; ' . ) _ __.-'-._ ; ' . , /\ ; '-'"'--' ; "-. '. ' _.-( ". ( ; \,) )--,..----';' > ; . \ ( | / ( / . ; , , ) | ; .( . , ) / \ ; ,;'-PjP;.';.-.;._,;/;,;)/;.;.);.;,,;,;,,;/;;,),;.,/,;.).,;, File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-03.txt #1714 NEXT GERALDO (Wed, 2004 Mar 3) _ ___ _.--. SMALL CATS \`.|\..----...-'` `-._.-'_.-'` / ' ` , __.--' WITH BIG COCKS )/' _/ \ `-_, / `-'" `"\_ ,_.-;_.-\_ ', NEXT GERALDO _.-'_./ {_.' ; / {_.-``-' {_/ fsc/as File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-17.txt #1728 YOU COLLEGE GIRLS (Wed, 2004 Mar 17) ______ HA HA YOU COLLEGE GIRLS ((((( \ ); \\\\|)| CRACK ME UP EVERY TIME < ||||||/ > /////// SCREAM ALL YOU WANT `--| abac ___/ \___ WHY DO YOU THINK MY ( ~ ~ ) \ ` / FAMILY BOUGHT PROPERTY | \ / | | -\ / / ALL THE WAY OUT (__ | | |- , | | | HERE ANYWAY / \ / `, \ NOW HOLD STILL AND LET ME | ) ) | _/_ _ / COMB THOSE LOWERCASE LETTERS \ | | | | , OUT OF YOUR HAIR File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-27.txt #1830 THE POPE'S AUTHORITY (Sun, 2004 Jun 27) I'M OFFICIALLY CANONIZING ALL THE PERT LITTLE BOYS _______ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@222@@@@@@@ (@@@@@/_____\@@@@@) @@@@(_______)@@@@ @@@{ " L " }@@@ \@ \ - / @/ / ~ \ / == == \ < \ __ / > / \ | / \ / \ ==+== \ | \ ___|_ | | \//~~~|---/ * ~~~~ | } { /| |-----/~~~~| | / \_ | / |__|_ / NB File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-22.txt #1886 FRANCOPHONES (Sun, 2004 Aug 22) . |~ /|\ |-.-| '-:-' [|] FRANCOPHONES ARE JUST LIKE US [|] EXCEPT THEY DON'T HAVE SOULS [|] [|] [|] .[|]. :/|\: [/|\] [/|\] .:_#|#_:. |_ '-' _| /\:-.-:/\ /\|_[|]_|/\ _/\|~ [|] ~|/\_ [''=-.[|].-=''] :-._ | _.-: //\;::-:-::;/\\ /\.'-\\/|\//-'./\ .'\/' :\|/: '\/'. .//\(' [\|/] ')/\\. 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' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-06.txt #1657 SICKLE CELL ANEMIA (Tue, 2004 Jan 6) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ APPARENTLY IF SUBSCRIBE TO $$$$$$$$$P^""^T$$$$$$P^""^T$$$$$$$$$ GAMESPY I CAN DOWNLOAD SICKLE $$$$$$P" "^^" "T$$$$$$ CELL ANEMIA FOR FREE $$$$$" "$$$$$ $$$$P >< >< x88' T$$$$ TOM CLANCY'S SICKLE CELL $$$$ '88" "88' "" $$$$ ANEMIA $$$$p "" "" g$$$$ $$$$$. .$$$$$ T-T-TAKE THAT MALARIA $$$$$$p. .d$$b. .g$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$b.__.d$$$$$$b.__.d$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ fsc $$$$ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-12.txt #1663 AN INTIMATE CHAT SESSION (Mon, 2004 Jan 12) I HAVE A DISTINCT SENSATION OF BURNING WHEN I URINATE / LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!! / / GNAA RULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! / / \ / \ _ _ .===. _ | `---. __;;;;;__ / | _ `\\\\ ( ( -( `- | : .. | |'._____.'| /| | -' )- \\ \\_-/ --- | : .. | .| | | |. | | | --- \-_/' /|/'| _.- | : .. | || | | || | | | -._ |\`._ || \) |_:___. |[.'-----'.]| [_|_| // \| ||( \\____ __|__\__ | /_______\ | / | ____// ) || || '.____(==-.[_______,]__.-[_________]-.___/,__\_.-==)____,' || || '-(_____________/_______________________/________)--' '|| \ \______'|| \ ||| | / \ ||/ _____/ / \_______)|| / || \_________/ \ / |/ ,'_____.' .=\/ ||\ \ || \ /--o / \ / / -=|| __/\__ || .__ / || ___|_|___ \ / ___/ / __||__ ---O---O--O-||._.-'----\---''-d--d---b--b--'---\-"-._,'--O--O---O-- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' '~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-17.txt #1973 DOGCOW (Wed, 2004 Nov 17) __________________________ __..--/".' '. __..--"" | | | IF YOU FAGGOTS / | | | LOVINGLY TELL / | | ___________________ | THE STORY OF ; | | :__________________/: | THE "DOGCOW" | | | | '.| | ONE MORE TIME | | | | || | THEN *FOOMP* | | | | || | WORLD WAR III | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | |______......-----"\| | | | | |_______......-----" | | | | | | | | | | | | ____----| | | |_____.....----|#######|---| | | |______.....----"""" | | | | | |. .. | | , | |... .... | | (c ----- """ .' |..... ...... |\|_| ____......------"""|" |. .... .......| |"""""" | '... ..... ....| | | "-._ ..... .| | | "-._.....| | ___...---"""' "-._.| | ___...---""" """"" grp File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-03.txt #1959 DEAR PORNOGRAPHERS (Wed, 2004 Nov 3) _________ . _____ _______________________,-" ________\_________________.'| | ,`'-------------------------," | | | | _,--.`--"-----------.--------------"" | | | | |#|==| | | `-._____________ | | | | |#|==| | | _ _ _ _ _ `. | | | | |#|==| __| | '-.: ;|\| V \_|_______,'`.| |#|==| |--| _ _ | ##== O `" " ' ' ' \ | ` |#|==| |[]|:_;: : | \ | |#|==| |--|:_;:_;X|---------_________________________| | |#|==| |__| ......|________|/ DigitalHandycam | | |#|==| | | ' | | |#|==| | | | .----------------. | | |#|==| | | .----| | ,,,,,,,,,,,. | | | `--'--------.""""""| | | | ############ | | | _;-----"-----'| | | |________________| | | ::: ,. | |____| Digital8 ......... | | ::: || ` \\ | | ::: || \________\\_______________________;____; `:: "' == ; `.____________________________________________; Bob_R DEAR PRODUCERS OF BIG NATURALS, CUMFIESTA, AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT: PLEASE CEASE AND DESIST YOUR RUNNING COMMENTARY ABOUT THE GUY YOU KNOW POUNDING THE STUPID WHORE YOU PAID WE'RE ALL AWARE OF WHAT'S GOING ON WE HAVE EYES AND RIGHT HANDS YOU THINK YOU'RE REALLY CLEVER BUT WHY HAVE YOU NOT REALIZED THAT YOU ARE LIKE KRYPTONITE TO A BONER File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-02.txt #1958 BUSH/CHENEY 2004 (Tue, 2004 Nov 2) ,__ _, \~\| ~~---___ , | \ | / | ~~~~~~~|~~~~~| ~~---, _/, > /~-_--__| | | \ / ~\~~/ /~| ||,' | / \ |------| { / /~) __- ',|_\, / | |~~~~~~~~| \ \ | | '~\ |_____,|~,-' |~~--__ | | |____ |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-' {,~ | | ~~~|~~| | ~~\ / `-' |`~ |~_____{/ | | | '---------, \----| | | ,' ~/~\,|` ', \ | | |~~~~~~~| \ | ,'~~\ / | | \ | | | | \_-~ /`~___--\ ', \ ,-----|-------+-------'_____/__----~~/ / '_ '\| | |~~~| | | _/-,~~-,/ \ | | | |_ | /~~|~~\ \,/ ~~~-' | | `~~~\___| | | / '-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'---~\ `~'~ \ | `--,~~~~-~~, \ \/~\ /~~~`---` | \ \ / \ | \ | '\' `~' JB BUSH IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR LIBERTIES AWAY !!!!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT READ THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH !!!!!!! IF HE LOSES THE 2004 ELECTION HE WILL DECLARE MARTIAL LAW BEFORE PRESIDENT ELECT KERRY TAKES OFFICE AND THEN HE WILL SUBJECT US ALL TO HELL ON EARTH JUST LIKE IT WAS NAZI GERMANY ALL OVER AGAIN !!!!!!!!! THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT THIS !!!!!!! SO I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS VOTE FOR BUSH AND WE'LL BE IN THE FOURTH REICH BUT HE WILL BE SLIGHTLY LESS MAD !!!!!! File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-16.txt #1972 GAY ABORTION (Tue, 2004 Nov 16) GAY ABORTION??? MY MORAL COMPASS IS SPINNING .--""-. .-' '-. : : : .--, : .--. : : : : .' ".__.---.__.-.._ : '--' : : 66 ..--'"""--. : : ' _ .' ! '-. .' '--' '-.___.' fsc '-.._.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-13.txt #1664 BUSY BODY (Tue, 2004 Jan 13) ,, _ -. /( \, \ / \ / ) \(`) ,/ ,/ \-,_(("))// / ,___, '.,[_V_]" _/ I'M A BUSY BODY !!!!!!!! ` ,"'-;;=,' v `.;;/ |` | '|' NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH HOLLY BODY ,|- | -|"-._ //| o|o |'"-.\ '/ `/,|,\' | | " | |, `( ctr ) '. / File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-23.txt #1887 ?UESTLOVE (Mon, 2004 Aug 23) ________ _jgN########Ngg_ _N##N@@"" ""9NN##Np_ I LIKE HOW QUESTLOVE SPELLS HIS NAME d###P N####p WITH A QUESTION MARK "^^" T#### d###P _g###@F _gN##@P ON SECOND THOUGHT NO I DON'T gN###F" d###F 0###F 0###F 0###F DH "NN@' ___ q###r "" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-07.txt #1658 BELIEVE HIM (Wed, 2004 Jan 7) _,,..- - -. -- --._ ,-'"'-. ,.,.. ,' `. ``'. ( ; ( `. ,\' `. `. ) / J `-._ ,' ". `. `. _,' ( ,' `, \ '. ( , - ,_ .--, ) \ ,-^-.. . ``--'. .----. | ,''`--' `-' `| \ ,__ ` ,-.\" /' | `L / "`Y .. \|' ! | | (0) || |\(0)|| .''--..v.' \ '/ `p_,'` AIDS ` \ ,--. `._ _.'- `\ ! HURTS ` `I' | ' ,'^| : ` | ,' ,' |.' `._ \ ' `.__.`,"-. _-`.. `-.___ , `'. _ ' '''X` / ``. _- `', ,' ,-'/ / ( ___--|' | `-. ,-' _,' / ( :--/ | |_,'-. `'..._ _,,' ,' / | `-'`--`--' `-. `. .-' ,' | \`,--.-..--.--. `-. ) ( ,' \ ^\__| | | | `. ,.' \ / ,, `-'--'--' | ` `''| (_ JavE/Zot ^.. / : ; , ) `--_._ _,, `._ ,' ( / `''' `'' `-...- File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-26.txt #1829 TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE MEER KAT (Sat, 2004 Jun 26) ,'''''-._ ; ,. <> `-._ I'M A BOLIDE ; \' _,--'" ; ( ; , ` \ ;, , \ ; | | ; |, | |\ ; | | | \ |.-\ ,\ |\ : |.- `. `-. | || :.- `-. \ ';; .- , \;;| ; , | ,\ ; , ; \ ; , /`. , ) __,;, ,' \ ,| _,--''__,| / \ : ,'_,-'' | ,/ | : / / | ; ; | | | __,-| |--..__,--| |---.--....___ ___,-| |----'' / | `._`-. `---- \ \ `""" """ -- `.`. --' jrei `.`-._ _, ,- __,- `-.`. --' `; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-16.txt #1727 THE PORN CLAM ON: ANAL SEX (Tue, 2004 Mar 16) IT SURE SEEMS LIKE WHEN PORNSTARS ARE TAKING IT UP THE ASS THAT THEY DON'T REALLY LIKE IT REGARDLESS OF WHAT THEY MIGHT SAY ON THE MATTER / _.--"":""--._ / .' .-'.' '.'-. '. / .' / ' \ '. \ ;-.__.--:__:--.__.--; ;-.__.--.__.--.__.--; \'. \ : : / .' / '.\ '. '. .' / .' jgs `'--.:.:.--'` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-02.txt #1713 STIGMATA (Tue, 2004 Mar 2) .---. '-. | | .-' .-=-. OKAY I THINK I HAVE STIGMATA ___| |___ /.-=-.\ -= [ ] =- ||_____|| ALL RIGHT NEVER MIND IT TURNS `---. .---' ||. .|| OUT I JUST WAS ACCIDENTALLY __||__ | | __||__ || || STABBING MYSELF SIXTY-TWO '-..-' | | '-..-' / |\_-_/| \ TIMES || | | || / |=====| \ ||_.-| |-,_|| | |\_._/| | .-"` `"`'` `"-. `--.| T |.--' .' jgs '. File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-23.txt #1765 GETTING HIGH (Fri, 2004 Apr 23) ,--._ _ "'. '. ,'; ) '. ,' / DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART _/ '. ,' '. ABOUT GETTING HIGH IS ??????? -"__ '.; / ,`' ,-` \ / ( ,===. _`. ) (SILENCE FOR THIRTEEN HOURS /__ `.__//.' \\/_.-` FOLLOWED BY WAKING UP IN MY '-,._.- \ \_/\\ ,-. OWN FILTH) \.- / \_\\/|| _/\\ :o o :-'/;.`. _,";-,;| :/"\ : // ||)) _..."((|_//||-.._\"// `` ;;'' /,-----"||" '' \`._ // ,'| `-.`-..._ :: ,',' '.__.= :: ||| _ \\_ "" )) \_"--....'; '""---"' SSt File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-06.txt #1717 SCHOOL SHOOTINGS (Sat, 2004 Mar 6) ,-----. #,-. ,-.# PRAYER IN THE SCHOOLS !!!!!! () a e () ( (_) ) MORE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS #\_ - _/# ,' `"""` `. ,' \X/ `. / X ____\ / v ,` v `, / / ( <==+==> ) `-._/|__________\ ^ / (\\) |______@____\ ^ / \\ | ( ) \ ^ / ) | \^/ ( | |v <(^)>| | v | | | | ZOT |_.--.__ .--._| `===' `===' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-12.txt #1723 MISSING (Fri, 2004 Mar 12) ,(())), MISSING SINCE 1991 (((((((() /""; )(- -))) .__ / /_ )) o o )))) __---|| E ; /() ((( .. ?((( ()___---"" _||="E"| //\ )) -- /))))--""""""|| __--"" ""-,// \, ((((-_-"((()) ||___--" :::::", '\, )))))))\| )) _---""/; ;: ' :::\ '\, ((((((( \ _(...: // . '::\ '\ ))) ) .\\:: |; ::: ':"\ \ (( \\ // :::::.......,##----_ \ ) '\_ ,""-_:::,_---__,--"#-_, "-_, | MIA (o)_--" "" "--_, "-_,__--/ ""---___-" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-27.txt #1769 TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A PRAYING MANTIS (Tue, 2004 Apr 27) . , |_| MY TITS GIVE MILK (/ \) |`=' L L ... J / ;._// |\ | |\ `|' ,;,| _L L `'`'" _............._...-": j '.\_\_\_\_\_\_\.:`_`.-:| `-._:_:_:_:_:_:.-.-'||.===. //||'.-'::|| // JJ |||| ___ // LL ||||---' - ||__.""---''-|\ __ - ____.--|| __ -- __ ___.--- __.---' __ - //-- ____.---' __.--' __. -- - __"_.--' ' .-- __.----' l42 __.--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-03.txt #1654 ZUT ALORS (Sat, 2004 Jan 3) IF YOU FUCKING FRENCH PEOPLE DON'T ZIP YOUR TRAPS THEN: ' ______ __,-~~/~ " `---. " _/_~~~( '" \ ~`~ )\__ ' __/ * < '|** / ) \__ ------===(((((====------------------===))))===----- \/ ~~~"""~~~"""''() ...')~/ ((( ' (_ ( \ ( > ' . \) ))) " " \_(__ < *' " . ~~ >_>' ~ `-|' *:>|--"---~/ ' ((( * ||~`".| * ))) |'|.|.| ' (( | ".|.| ))* ' *|| :|*|`. __________________((((( |jro|~| )))))_________________ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-27.txt #1891 BLOOD EVERYWHERE (Fri, 2004 Aug 27) ---..___ \______/ OH GOD THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE !!!!1111!! || || _||_ WAIT THIS BLOOD TASTES A LOT LIKE URINE ' || ` ' || ' |O==()==O| . , `.____ 'pjb File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-17.txt #1668 SEEKING YOUR HONEST OPINION (Sat, 2004 Jan 17) ,()()(), ,()()(), ()()()()v()()()() `()()()(O)()()()' `()()(O)()()' oOOo oOOo `()O()' OOOOOoOOOOO `V' ,***, ,***, OoooooooO | ******v****** oOOOOOo \ `***********' ooo ,%%% %%%%, | `*******' O %%%%%%%%%% \ `**' | `%%%%%%%%' | | / `%%%%%%' | | __ / - `%%' \ | | \ / | | / \ __ / ,@@@@@, ,@@@@@, \ | / | @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ | / / `@@@@@@@@@@@@@' \ |/ / `@@@@@@@@@@' \ /| / `@@@@@@@@' \ / \ /__ `@@@@@' |__ \ / \__| `@' |_ | \ / / \ \ / / \ / \ \ / \ / \ \ / / \ | / \ | / \ | / | / | / | / DOES THIS LOOK INFECTED File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-22.txt #1825 IN A BLENDER (Tue, 2004 Jun 22) _____.-._____ NOTE: I AM IN A BLENDER '-------------' | (o)(0) | / | o.(.--).o | ____/ \ O` ) : `o / | o.( _).O | \O' `- 'o / | >|< | \_______/ .'==========='. / o o o o o o o \ LGB '-----------------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-12.txt #1968 AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY TIP (Fri, 2004 Nov 12) ___ ____ ________ ,"_ ,`==='`.'__....__`--. ,',' | ,o@@@@@@@@@@o. \ , /___| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@b \ ADVICE TO AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHERS || "| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@b| EVERYWHERE: || ()|| ,@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: || , || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA, ||(|)|| '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@//D SHUT THE FUCK UP || ' || '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@P || , || `@@@@@@@@@@@@/@'| ||(|)|| CCD `@@@@@@@@@@' | || ' | '----------'"""""_, | || , |`. S O N Y | | :|(|)| | | | `| '| ::............:: , |\__| ::::::::::::::::----" : '::::::::::::::' \ ; Bob_R `---------------" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-06.txt #1962 WHY I WANT TO BE PRESIDENT (Sat, 2004 Nov 6) .__ .-". (o\"\ | | YOU'D BE AMAZED AT THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO WANT \_\ | | TO INTRODUCE THEMSELVES TO YOU IN THE MEN'S ROOM _.---:_ | ("-..-" / "-.-" / UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF NAPKIN PLZ / | "--" AsH File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-07.txt #1963 SARGE IS WAITING FOR YOU (Sun, 2004 Nov 7) : ;; / | / | .' : .-' ' _.-' / .-*" / _ .-' .' _.-*?' .' .' .-" .' __ .' , .-' .-+. .' _.-*".' / \ .-' _.--**""**-. .-' _.y-:-" .' : `+. .*""*. `. :-. -. \ .' ; .--*""*--. / __ ` _.--. \ |$| -.` -.;/ _.-+. : .' :*" "*..*" y`-' $| ;*" _( \ / +----/ / .'.-'---+ .-._.+' `. -'_.--. :- "_( `*-: | \/\/\/ | /) ` .'___ ' "_( ; `._| | \ )` .'.' `./_" ( : \| SARGE IS | (`._..--**" : .- ; `"' \ | | `----**"T"" " `+. | `. | WAITING | ' .' : _.-*"*- | | / / ' .-*" _ | FOR YOU | __..-'\ / bug "+,'___..--| |--**"" `-.__.' "" +----------------+ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-13.txt #1969 FRIGHTENING DISCLAIMER (Sat, 2004 Nov 13) . JAVA TECHNOLOGY IS NOT FAULT `:. TOLERANT AND IS NOT DESIGNED, `:. MANUFACTURED, OR INTENDED FOR .:' ,:: USE OR RESALE AS ON-LINE .:' ;:' CONTROL EQUIPMENT IN HAZARDOUS :: ;:' ENVIRONMENTS REQUIRING FAIL-SAFE : .:' PERFORMANCE, SUCH AS IN THE `. :. OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, _________________________ AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION OR : _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ : COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, AIR ,---:".".".".".".".".".".".".": TRAFFIC CONTROL, DIRECT LIFE : ,'"`::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.::' SUPPORT MACHINES, OR WEAPONS `.`. `:-===-===-===-===-===-:' SYSTEMS, IN WHICH THE FAILURE OF `.`-._: : JAVA TECHNOLOGY COULD LEAD `-.__`. ,' met. DIRECTLY TO DEATH, PERSONAL ,--------`"`-------------'--------. INJURY, OR SEVERE PHYSICAL OR `"--.__ __.--"' ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE. `""-------------""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-23.txt #1826 AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE (Wed, 2004 Jun 23) OKAY I'LL GIVE YOU ONE OPERATIONAL 100 KILOTON THERMONUCLEAR NUCLEAR WARHEAD IF YOU BEAT ME OFF AND ASK NO FURTHER QUESTIONS IT'S AN OFFER YOU CAN REFUSE BUT REALLY SHOULDN'T NOT BECAUSE IT SOUNDS FISHY BUT BECAUSE IT'S A MIGHTY GOOD OFFER ____ ____ , -- - --- -. ((( (( /// // ' \\-\ \ )) )) /// /// (( _ _ -- \\-- \\\ \) ((( == (( -- (( )) )- ) __ )) ))) (( (( -= (( --- ( _ ) --- )) )) (( __ (( ()((( \\ / /// )) __ ))) \\_ (( __ | | __ ) _ )) ,| | | `-._____,-' `--.___,--' | | | || | || | , _, | | | ( (( (((( /,| __| | )))) ))) ) )) (())) __/ ||( ,, ((//\ ) )))) ---((( ///_.___ _/ ||,,_____,_,,, (|\ \___.....__.. ))--- ____/ |/______________| \/_/\__ / \/_/| ool / |___|___|__ || ___ \ |___|___|_ |/\ /__/| / | | \/ |__|/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-16.txt #1667 DIABLO (Fri, 2004 Jan 16) __ __ `."._ _,",' `. "-----, .-----" ,' `. / \ ,' \------. _ | |__ ,-.__L | _ _ ,---. \ .--. \ \'-, | ,',.'. \ ._ \ | \'-'/ / .-. \ | | | | | | | J /__\ L | |_)( | | | f / \ l | | | | | | | | | ] ] | .-. \ | | | , t \ / j / '--' / ,'_'. |.'_'. F F / |__)/ | / '--'/ \ '-' / /_,----' " " | " " /,' "-----' | "-----' '---' (' | |'" | | _,-" "-._ _,-" "-._ <_____________> <_____________> JW I MAY HAVE RSI AFTER CLICKING MY MOUSE BUTTON FIFTY THOUSAND TIMES BUT IT WAS WORTH IT TO GET THE SILVER ENCRUSTED AMULET OF DOUCHEBAGGERY File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-02.txt #1653 HERRING STALL (Fri, 2004 Jan 2) _.---._ /\\ ./' "--`\// YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL YOU'VE ./ o \ SUCKED A COCK IN A HERRING STALL ././\ )______ \__ \ /./ / /\ \ | \ \ \ \ YOU HEARD ME ./ / / \ \ | |\ \ \7 " " " " FUCKING LOOK IT UP File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-26.txt #1890 J.R. MUMBLE DOBBS (Thu, 2004 Aug 26) @@@@@@@^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@^ ~^ @ @@ @ @ @ I ~^@@@@@@ LOOK !!!!!! @@@@@ ~ ~~ ~I @@@@@ @@@@' ' _,w@< @@@@ IT'S J.R. "I'M NO BETTER THAN @@@@ @@@@@@@@w___,w@@@@@@@@ @ @@@ A FUCKING PEDOPHILE FOR @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I @@@ THINKING THIS STUPID SHIT IS @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@*@[ i @@@ FUNNY" DOBBS !!!!! @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@[][ | ]@@@ @@@@ ~_,,_ ~@@@@@@@~ ____~ @ @@@ @@@@ _~ , , `@@@~ _ _`@ ]L J@@@ @@@@ , @@w@ww+ @@@ww``,,@w@ ][ @@@@ @@@@, @@@@www@@@ @@@@@@@ww@@@@@[ @@@@ @@@@@_|| @@@@@@P' @@P@@@@@@@@@@@[|c@@@@ @@@@@@w| '@@P~ P]@@@-~, ~Y@@^'],@@@@@@ @@@@@@@[ _ _J@@Tk ]]@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@,@ @@, c,,,,,,,y ,w@@[ ,@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ i @w ====--_@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@`,P~ _ ~^^^^Y@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@^^=^@@^ ^' ,ww,w@@@@@ _@@@@@@@@@@ @@@_xJ~ ~ , @@@@@@@P~_@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @, ,@@@,_____ _,J@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@L `' ,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-26.txt #1768 STOP THE WORLD (Mon, 2004 Apr 26) _-o#&&*''''?d:>b\_ _o/"`'' '',, dMF9MMMMMHo_ STOP THE WORLD .o&#' `"MbHMMMMMMMMMMMHo. .o"" ' vodM*$&&HMMMMMMMMMM?. ,' $M&ood,~'`(&##MMMMMMH\ / ,MMMMMMM#b?#bobMMMMHMMML & ?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM7MMM$R*Hk ?$. :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/HMMM|`*L | |MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMbMH' T, $H#: `*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb#}' `? ]MMH# ""*""""*#MMMMMMMMMMMMM' - MMMMMb_ |MMMMMMMMMMMP' : HMMMMMMMHo `MMMMMMMMMT . ?MMMMMMMMP 9MMMMMMMM} - -?MMMMMMM |MMMMMMMMM?,d- ' :|MMMMMM- `MMMMMMMT .M|. : .9MMM[ &MMMMM*' `' . :9MMk `MMM#" - &M} ` .- `&. . `~, . ./ I WANT TO JERK OFF . _ .- '`--._,dd###pp=""' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-13.txt #1724 BEHIND THE TIMES (Sat, 2004 Mar 13) _.-`''`-._ ,` `. | ,._-'''-. | WAIT WAIT WAIT | |,-. ,-.| | |/' `-| AALIYAH'S DEAD ??????? \ (_) / \ ____ / \ `--` / _.--`/'|`-..-'|\''''`-. ,-' / |`._,' / \ \ | / \,/``\/ \ | \ | | '> |\,/| <' ,' \ | `/^)\ |/`\| / / \ / / / \ | | / | \ / / ,``, \ \ / / | \ ' | | \ \ / / |\_ \ / ,| _.' \ | | |__...-'` | \ / / `. | |````` | \ | / ,`') | |\ | | ,` ,/\ | _,:''`, | ---\,,.-'`---------| _/ ,` , \ ,'--gan---------- |_.------''/ /; ,` |/ `' ```''' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-07.txt #1718 RAPE KIT MEANINGS (Sun, 2004 Mar 7) ________ . ,88888PP8ba, 8b d8b d8b' ,d8P" "Y8b I8 888 d88b' WHY IS IT THAT "RAPE KIT" HAS a8" 'Yd Yb "*" ,ad8" DIFFERENT MEANINGS TO RAPISTS " )8 "8aaaaa8b" AND RAPE INVESTIGATORS ,dP """""" ,a8" ________ "8gggggg88I ,d88888888b, "8' 'a8b,88" "Y8) "Y8b' d8) 'Ydb ,88' )8b d88' 8(b ,dP (8P' "I8 ,a8" d88' Yb,_________,a8"'Y8b ,ad8" "8ggggggggg8" 'Y88888Y" """""""" """"' SG File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-18.txt #1760 A PATRIOTIC #30 (Sun, 2004 Apr 18) ..... I HEREBY EAT THIS TOGO'S #30 .' '. SANDWICH FOR ALL THOSE THAT CAN'T . . ANYMORE !!!!!!!!!!!! : : ' ' ,.*====. '. .' .====*., .-`"/c)}}}, :...: ,{{{(c\"`-. _.-'-6> {{{{{'''` `'''}}}}} <9-'-._ t |}}}}}} {{{{{{| y \__.___.'{{{{{{{ }}}}}}}'.___.__/ `[__/}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{\__]` {{{.' `'-._ _.-'` '.}}} }}/ ``` \{{ {{| |}} REMEMBER 9/11 }}| |{{ .------{{{\ , , /}}}------. //.--------' ; ; '---------.\\ ((/// _ \ / _ \\\)) (((--' `''-------'`'"'-----'"'`'-------''` '--))) jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-11.txt #1722 ALPHA WAFFLE CANCEL FAQ (Thu, 2004 Mar 11) ,o }-=')-< . : ^^^ (_) ___ ||| . : _( ") `+' . o ( _)\ .{}{}}. | . )/ "( {}-_-{} | ALPHA WAFFLE CANCEL FAQ O . .-_) _) `,{=}._ | : o. // (.---{{{}}_)( \ . (.___/(_, .( "-`}'- T \ O "--._ |`- / \ _ _ /| ) .o / . | |`---^---'||-" ---.-""."-._____.-.'`-._.\^|\_ .:_/_|_.---"-""-.-."-.____.-.__ . : ._ /\ ("-.___.-( | ,-. : ( .' \_) \|7 .' / : ( \ |. / < \ \ _`. ) . "-._ .'/ | `. )'`.-" /| /-._ )' )""--.__.-',' / `-._ < `( ""--.__ )' _ \ `. | """....---"" "._) ojo File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-05.txt #1716 THE BLACK EYE GALAXY (Fri, 2004 Mar 5) HUBBLE FOUND A GALAXY WITH A BLACK EYE !!!!!!! WELL MAYBE IT WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN ONE IF IT DID THE DISHES AND DIDN'T INTERRUPT ME WHILE I WAS WATCHING THE BALL GAME AND DRINKING BEER !!!!!!!!!! ' * . * ' * * * '* * * * * * File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-24.txt #1766 CHOOSING LINGERIE (Sat, 2004 Apr 24) LINGERIE SHOULD BE BEST CHOSEN FOR HOW IT LOOKS BEING CONVERED WITH DIRT AS YOU'RE BURYING THE BODY _ _ //| |\\ //|| ||\\ /'^^^._.^^^`\ \::::/=\::::/ hjw `--' `--' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-30.txt #1772 THE NUNCHUCKS FINALLY TALK (Fri, 2004 Apr 30) _O-O_ O O_ I TAPE MY DICK UNDERNEATH SO | O I CAN PRETEND TO BE A WOMAN _O | O O_ .`. O THEN I GO "HOOOOOOOOOO MY / / .`. CUNT AND BOOBS" / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ /` / \ `\ /` / \ \ / / \ \ \_7 `__/ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-14.txt #1665 FRIAR TUCK (Wed, 2004 Jan 14) |\ /| |\ /| | \ / | |\\ //| | | | | | \| |/ | \ | | / \ || || / \ |_| / \||_||/ WHEN FRIAR TUCK SAYS .' '. .' '. NO DICKLICKING IN THE | | |o o| BRIAR PATCH ......... / \ /= Y =\ WHOO BOY HE MEANS IT `'-. .-'` `'-.^.-'` _| |_ _| |_ /` `\ /` `\ | / \ | | | |/ \| | ( ) | / \ /\ \ / /\ | .-~-. | | '._)_.' | \ { } / \ / jgs \ '-=-' / \ '.___.' / .--' ;---; '--. .--' \---/ '--. `-------' '-------` `-------' '-------` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-30.txt #1894 A.K.A. SOLDIER (Mon, 2004 Aug 30) _ . - ' ' ' ' -. . ' _,._ ' . ,' ;' "; ', |' ',_ ,-' .| | '. ' . | THE SHIT THAT WOULDN'T FLUSH | ' , . ' | | | ' - . _ . -| | | '. | | | | '. | | '. | | | ., | | . , | | | . ' | | . ' | STARRING KURT RUSSELL | | . ' | !. ' ' .' '.| ' , . ' , ' ,. ' ' - . , .- , . , . :F_P: , . ,' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-24.txt #1888 WHY CAN'T WE JUST (Tue, 2004 Aug 24) ________ HEY /_______/\ \ \ / / WHY CAN'T WE ___\ \__/_/___ /____\ \______/\ JUST \ \ \/ / / / \ \ / /\ / / YOU KNOW \ \/ /\ \/ / \_\/ \_\/ PUT THEM IN A TRAIN AND SHIP 'EM OFF File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-09.txt #1812 RAPE CONTRACT (Wed, 2004 Jun 9) .'"". c' )"/ OKAY IF I SIGN THIS RAPE CONTRACT I WANT __> /_ TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT I'M GOING TO GET .-`_ ._'-. HARD, FAST, TROUBLE-FREE RAPE ( -' \ :/ )/ \\._| ( // BECAUSE I'VE HAD SOME BAD EXPERIENCE WITH '-/) \(, RAPE CONTRACTS WHERE I SIGNED ON THE / ) ) DOTTED LINE (EVEN RIGHT NEXT TO THE X) / .'\ | AND THE RAPE WAS LACKADAISICAL, SUBDUED, /.' \| OR EVEN NONEXISTENT snd || || __|/ |/__ ;_._) (,__; File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-28.txt #1679 SCHROEDINGER'S CAT WANTS OUT OF THE BOX (Wed, 2004 Jan 28) HEY IS ANYONE OUT THERE ????? ,~~~~~~~~~~~~~, IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO LET ME : `D\D\.- : OUT OF THIS BOX THEN JUST : (0.0 \ : PLEASE KILL ME SOONER RATHER : \`-'j ) : THAN LATER I CAN'T FEEL MY : `_ -\ : FINGERS OR TOES ANYMORE THERE : (|| ( j__ : ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH ROOM IN : c_|-c_j--,): HERE TO PROPERLY END MY LIFE `~~~~~~~~~~~~' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-21.txt #1824 THE AMOEBA SPEAKS (Mon, 2004 Jun 21) ,,,,,,,, ,|||````|||| ,,,,||||| ||, IT SUCKS BEING AND AMOEBA BELIEVE YOU ME ,||||``````` `|| ,|||` |||, IF YOU CAN GET THE GIG AS A PARAMECIUM ||` ...., `||| TAKE IT IT'S MUCH BETTER || :::::::: |||, || :::::::' || ``|||, SHIT EVEN A CONTRACTILE VACUOLE ||, :::::' `||| GETS BETTER BENNIES `||, ||| `|||, || || ,|| `|| |||` || ,,,|||| || ,||||||``` ,|| ,,|||||` ,||` || |||` |||` || ,|| || ||` || |||, ||| `|||,, ,||| ``||||||||` File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-18.txt #1882 NATALIE WOOD (Wed, 2004 Aug 18) ;~ ./|\. I TRIED TO SWIM TO THIS DINGHY ./ /| `\. AND ALL I GOT WAS DROWNED / | | `\. | | | `\. | \| `\. . `----|__________\. \-----''----.....___ jgs \ ""/ ~^~^~^~^~^`~^~^`^~^~^`^~^~^ ~^~^~`~~^~^`~^~^~`~~^~^~ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-05.txt #1961 DEMOCRACY WORKS (A QUARTET) (Fri, 2004 Nov 5) __..--''\ I'M GOING TO PROTEST THE FACT __..--'' \ THAT DEMOCRACY WORKS __..--'' __..--'' __..--'' __..--'' | TASKS: \ o __..--''____....----"" - GET SIGN \__..--''\ - WRITE SOMETHING STUPID ON IT | \ - CHANT STUPID SHIT +----------------------------------+ - BLOCK TRAFFIC OS +----------------------------------+ - BREAK THINGS - CALL THE COPS "PIGS" File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-11.txt #1967 NAUGHTY BITS (Thu, 2004 Nov 11) .-""""-. / \ ) ` ____.-') I DON'T LIKE THE TERM "AREOLAE" ( _6 _ / AS IT SOUNDS TOO TECHNICAL ( \ _| ) / -._/ I PREFER THE TERM "TIT CAPS" _.--' ( _ / , `-. ) // , \ SIMILARLY "PUSSY" SOUNDS TOO . | ` ___.L\ ,--.\ PEDESTRIAN SO I PREFER TO \`,--'"\.-' '.-' )| REFER TO IT AS THE "COOTER" "'----._ __/)_,-.__. | _ ,--L "' __.-'_/ ) \_/--\____.-' _.-' _-+.--""". .==._-.__/. / _.-' | / `-. ` _/ / .` / \ , `. `--' .' / `-. `+_='^`-_.' __,' `'-..__,-_`==-' .-'' a:f .-'' _.-'\ '-..__.-' -.__) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-10.txt #1966 THE EINSTEIN-ROSEN BRIDGE (Wed, 2004 Nov 10) FOOD GOES HERE ________________________________ / "-_ / . | . \ / : \ | / : \ / '-___-' \ /_________________________________________ \ _______| |________________________--""-L / F J \ / F J L / :' ': F / '-___-' / /_________________________________________--" NOTE: SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAPPENS ON THIS END (ONE OPPOSING VIEW WANTS "HORRIBLE" CHANGED TO "WONDERFUL" SO WE'RE GOING TO DROWN HIM TOMORROW MORNING) File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-11-04.txt #1960 ROCK THE VOTE (Thu, 2004 Nov 4) __ / \--..____ \ \ \-----,,,.. I FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THIS YEAR'S \ \ \ \--,,.. ELECTION AND I THINK THIS YEAR \ \ \ \ ,' I'LL VOTE !!!! \ \ \ \ ``.. \ \ \ \-'' DO I HAVE TO BE REGISTERED OR \ \ \__,,--''' SOMETHING ???????? \ \ \. \ \ ,/ \ \__..- \ \ \ \ \ \ :F_P: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M TOO LATE \ \ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-19.txt #1883 MECCA (Thu, 2004 Aug 19) ,;,'.`,''.`.':. .'.` ; ;. `'` .``. ; ;` ` ` ;` ``: ':,`:`.`:~..`.;' :.:.| _:..:|_ `-|___:-' : .:| __.=~'=___=`~=.__ `~MECCA~' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-01-29.txt #1680 PULLING NO PUNCHES (Thu, 2004 Jan 29) . .:::. NUTPUNCH IS ONE WORD .:::::::. V^V^V^V^V^V (| ^ ^ |) (THERE I SAID IT) | (_) | `//=\\' (((())) )))(( (()))) ))(( (() )) ( jgs File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-20.txt #1823 NOT A HOO SO MUCH AS A HELP (Sun, 2004 Jun 20) __ HORTON HEARS A PAINFUL SCREAM FROM A RAPE VICTIM /,- ||) \\_, ) `--' ejm File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-06-08.txt #1811 A-TEAM OR BANG BUS (Tue, 2004 Jun 8) __..\/ /\ \ \\ IF YOU CAN'T TELL WHETHER YOU'RE WATCHING A-TEAM OR BANG BUS /_/\_.___\ FEAR NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE /\\~()\()~\\ WAIT UNTIL THE END OF THE EPISODE \_ _) _/ \ .//\\/jro IN A-TEAM THEY'LL HAVE BUILT A TANK, IN BANG BUS YOU'LL BE /\----/\ WET BROKE AND STICK YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING WHORE GET OUT \|----|/ NO CAB FARE JUST A DOOR TO THE FACE | | | _ | | |_)| | | | | | | | | _ | | |_ | | |_ | | | | | | __ | | / | | /_ | | | | | Pru|____| '------' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-08-25.txt #1889 TALENTED ARTIST (Wed, 2004 Aug 25) $$$$$$$$$$$*T!=~``~~=?T*$$$$$$$$$$$$ I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY THE TALENTED $$$$$$$$*T~(xnHMMMMMHn.`~T$$$$$$$$$$ ARTIST WHO RENDERED THIS OH SO $$$$$$$T~.HMMMMMMMMMMMMMx(!T$$$$$$$$ BEAUTIFUL DRAWING DIDN'T COME TO $$$$$$!`nMMMMMM*****MMMMMMx~?$$$$$$$ SIGN IT $$$$$! 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GLOBAL GEOPOLITICS, THE WAR ON |\`--=.--/ TERROR, AND PREEMPTION PHILOSOPHY | `.___.'| BY MEANS OF THIS PUPPET SHOW <-._ |||| >-| ||||_| (HORRIBLE, CONFUSING, DISTURBING )_.----'\ / PUPPET SHOW FOLLOWS) \ `.________.-' \ VK `. `-.____________.-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-25.txt #1767 WACKIEST PLANET (Sun, 2004 Apr 25) FAR OFF IN OUTER SPACE THERE EXISTS THE STRANGEST WACKIEST PLANET IN THE OH FUCK IT'S JUST A FROG .--._.--. ( O O ) / . . \ .`._______.'. /( )\ _/ \ \ / / \_ .~ ` \ \ / / ' ~. { -. \ V / .- } _ _`. \ | | | / .'_ _ >_ _} | | | {_ _< /. - ~ ,_-' .^. `-_, ~ - .\ File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-04.txt #1715 DEE'S LAZY EYE (Thu, 2004 Mar 4) _ `-._ `-. `. \ : / .' .-' _.-' _ `--._ `-._ `-. `. `. : .' .' .-' _.-' _.--' `--._ `-._ `-. `. \ : / .' .-' _.-' _.--' `--.__ `--._ `-._ `-. `. `. : .' .' .-' _.-' _.--' __.--' __ `--.__ `--._ `-._ `-. `. \:/ .' .-' _.-' _.--' __.--' __ `--..__ `--.__ `--._ `-._`-.`_=_'.-'_.-' _.--' __.--' __..--' --..__ `--..__ `--.__ `--._`-q(-_-)p-'_.--' __.--' __..--' __..-- ``--..__ `--..__ `--.__ `-'_) (_`-' __.--' __..--' __..--'' ...___ ``--..__ `--..__`--/__/ \--'__..--' __..--'' ___... ```---...___ ``--..__`_(<_ _/)_'__..--'' ___...---''' ```-----....._____```---...___(__\_\_|_/__)___...---'''_____.....---- mic I WONDER IF YOU HIT DEE IN THE HEAD HARD ENOUGH WOULD IT POP HER LAZY EYE BACK INTO PLACE ?????????????? File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-04-19.txt #1761 VAGINA MONOLOGUES (Mon, 2004 Apr 19) ____ /(( )) THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES !!!!!!! ( )6 6( ) (_) l (_) ALSO KNOWN AS THE REASON WOMEN \ <> ) FINALLY CONVINCED THE WORLD THEY ____) (_____ SHOULD HAVE THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE ( \____/ ) TAKEN AWAY FROM THEM (FOR THEIR ) ( )( ) ( OWN GOOD) / / \ / \ \ / / \ / \ \ \ \ )==( / / \ \ / \ / / '\\/ \//' '|\` '|\` \ / \ / ) ( jgs/akg / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ `-...., ,..-' `-..-' File: mirrors/asciiartfarts/2004/2004-03-10.txt #1721 PEE FACE (Wed, 2004 Mar 10) COME ON PEOPLE !!! SING ALONG !!!!!!!! .--. .--. \ / |\ `\___/' /| \\ .-'@ @`-. // PEE / FACE || .'_________`. || PEE / FACE \\.'^ Y ^`.// MY NAME IS PEE / FACE .' | `. : | : PEE / FACE : | : PEE / FACE : | : I'M A FUCKING DIS- / GRACE : _ | _ : :. 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EOF can't u read? ^Z File: mirrors/shieldwolf/ascii/junk/jutsu.txt filename : jutsu.txt updated : 24th October 1998 author : (c)CJRandall content : text/plain, dos-format charset : us-ascii website : www.shieldwolf.demon.co.uk ----------============--------------- page : ??? Lines :: size : ??.??? Kb +------- - - - - -------+ | | : : _____ ___ / ___/__ / (_)__ / /__/ _ \/ / / _ \ \___/\___/_/_/_//_/ : : | small figures in various | | martial-art postures | +------- - - - - -------+ -- | | \ | \ _|_ \ ww~ ~(|'}_ \_ <' )~~ ("()_/ ) (). /\/ ") |/()__/ ()\// // |/ / \\____/| |___\ /___| // )) (( \\ // // \\ \\ @@ @@ @@ @@ -- ww _( '>_ ( \/ \ /) \\ /)\\// |\`// \/ |___\ // \) // // @@ @@ title: hidari-kamae (c)cjr_21jun1998 -- ww _<' )_ (\ / \/ ) \\//(\ // \/ \\'/| /___| (/ \\ \\ \\ @@ @@ title: migi-kamae (c)cjr_21jun1998 -- ww . __ . __ . __('')__ . _('')_ . _('')_ . ( \/ ) . / \/ \ . / \/ \ . \\ // . \\ // . \\ // . \()()/ . \) (/ . \) (/ . /____\ . //""\\ . //""\\ . (/ \) . (/ \) . (/ \) . || || . \\ // . || || . @@ @@ . @@ @@ . @@ @@ . title: shizentai (c)cjr_21jun1998 -- 24jun98??? where's that lot gone then? ...danm!..lost it -- ww .. __ . __( '>__ .. _( '>_ . ( \/ ) () .. / \/ \ /) . \\ /\\// .. \\ \\// . \()__/ \/ .. \) | \/ . /____\ .. //""\\ . (/ \) .. (/ \) . || || .. || || . @@ @@ .. @@ @@ . title: Goho-hidari (c)cjr_25jun98 -- ww .. __ . __<' )__ .. _<' )_ . () ( \/ ) .. (\ / \/ \ . \\//\ // .. \\// // . \/ \__()/ .. \/ | (/ . /____\ .. //""\\ . (/ \) .. (/ \) . || || .. || || . @@ @@ .. @@ @@ . title: Goho-migi (c)cjr_25jun98 -- reclaimed 25jun98 above lurking on another filesystem.... 28jun98??? some more items gone then? ...danm!..lost it -- \ \ \ \_ '\) ww||\\ _(_'||_\\ ( ___//---' \ ) | / |___\ // \) // // @@ @@ title: shomen-uchi cjr_30jun98 -- | | | _|_ ~(|'>_ ("()_/ ) |/()__/ |/ / |___\ // \) // // @@ @@ title: yokomen-uchi cjr_30jun98 -- \ \ \ ww \_ <' )_ (). /\/ ) ()\// // \\____/| /___| (/ \\ \\ \\ @@ @@ title: ken-rai? cjr_30jun98 -- lucky to reclaim 30jun98 above from a news item.....but wheres that other stuff? oh well.... -- \ o \ o \ o \_ o '\) o ww||\\ o ww _(_`||_\\ o _ <' )_ ( ___//---' o (). /\/ ) \ ) o ()\// // | / o \\____/| |___\ o /___| // \) o (/ \\ // // o \\ \\ @@ @@ o @@ @@ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ cjr_19jul98 \ \ \ \_ ()___ '\) _()---.\ ~~==||\\ /77 _\\ _(_'||_\\ / |\ <'_)\ ( ___//---' / \""__"") \ ) / ( / | / \ | |___\ /___| // \) (/ \\ // // || \\ @@ @@ @@@ @@ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | | | _|_ ~(|'>_ ("()_/ ) |/()__/ |/ / |___\ // \) // // @@ @@ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ cjr_19jul98 / ()___ _ / _()---.\ ~*** / /77 _\\ _( '> _/ / || <'_)\ ( \/\ .() / \\___"") \\ \\/() / ( / |\____// \ | |___\ /___| // \) (/ \\ // // || \\ @@ @@ @@@ @@ / ()__ _ / _()--.\ ~www / /77 _\\ _( `> _/ / ||<'_)\ ( \/\ .() / \\___"") \\ \\/() / ( / |\____// \ | |___/ /___| // \) (/ \\ // // || \\ @@ @@ @@@ @@ \ \ _ \ ooo~ \_ <' 8_ (). /\/ ) ()\// // \\____/| /___| (/ \\ \\ \\ @@ @@ _ ooo~ <' 8_ /\/ ) .___// // ------===()______/| /___| (/ \\ \\ \\ @@ @@ _ ooo~ <' 8_ /\/ ) // // /____/| /O'/___| () (/ \\ / \\ \\ / @@ @@ / / / \ \ | \ | \ \_ ()___ | \ '\) _()---_\ _|_ \ ww~ ~~==||\\ /77 _\\ ~(|'}_ \_ {' )~~ _(_'||_\\ / |\ {'_)\ ("()_/ ) (). /\/ ") ( ___//---' / \""__"") |/()__/ ()\// // \ ) / ( / |/ / \\____/| | / \ | |___\ /___| |___\ /___| // )) (( \\ // \) (/ \\ // // \\ \\ // // || \\ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@@ @@ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __ _( '} ( /\ ) / / /\,. 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filename : doodles3.txt
updated  : 19th October 1998
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6sep98

--

    o     o
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amulet
7sep98
--

this a manually adjusted/tidied gif2ascii
conversion of a scanned ink drawing i drew
ages ago ... its the centre-piece only with
all colours removed.
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        mnvvvvvvvnnmnnvvvvvvvnm    *v
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i shaded this by hand 4oct98

--

the asciified scanned image flipped and rotated and mixed ... what a mush!

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6sep98

--

this is the two shapes above overlayed using AcidDraw

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cjr6sep98

--

[][ colin ][ resource moved to junk/kaleido.txt ][]


--

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--

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    //  \\  //  \\
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     ))((____))((
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  (    ___)(_______)
   \ ____/  \____ /
    \    \__/    /
     \  ==__==  /
      \________/
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6sep98

--
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      )   /][\   (
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9sep98
--

      ____/   \____
    /'    ` ^ '    \
    | (__.__:__.__) \
    ( |\=   V   =/(
        \__/:\__/
        |__=;=__|
        [###8###]
        |   _)  |
        |  / \  |
        |  | |  |
9sep98
(this is 'sposed to be me in mirror
 pumpd up and trying to stretch the
 skin across my ribs ... to see if
 i can imagine a skull-like face in
 it ... well i can't)

--

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--
.
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.     |~   (_)    |~
.    [^]"""[=]"""[^]
.    [+]===[#]===[+]
. ~~~~~~~~~/~\~~~~~~~~~~
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--

  }
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(/      >

some meta-chars (as found in a script)

--


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>      =++@H         XX++/
>    d$$@X$XX@    +H$XH@H+$b
>   d$XMHHHHXXM  $HXHXHH@H$+b
>   X$H@@HHHHHH  HHHHH@H@MX+%
>   qXX        @@         %+p
>    qX$      M@MMH      ++p
>      qX$  MMMM@MMM   +/=
>        qHX$XMMMM@X++%p mga
>             q$%$p
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>             d%+%b
>        d$$         $$b
>      =++@H         XX++/
>    d$$@X$XX@    +H$XH@H+$b
>   d$XMHHHHXXM  $HXHXHH@H$+b
>   X$H@@HHHHHH  HHHHH@H@MX+%
>   qXX        @@         %+p
>    qX$      M@MMH      ++p
>      qX$  MMMM@MMM   mga
>        qHX$XMMMM@X++%p
>             q$%$p
>
embedded sig inits: logo by Martin Atkins (mga)

--
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\   /       \     /          \:   :/
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 (O)         (OOO)            /(o)\
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/___\       /_____\         /:_____:\
14sep98                     ~~~~~~~~~
subliminalarchetypalremanifestation

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--

animal faces with teeth

    (\---/)
    ( \"/ )
     \   /
     /|"|\
      '"'

    (`---')
    ( \ / )
    =\) (/=
    `=|"|='
      '"'

    (`----')
    ( \  / )
    =\)  (/=
    `=|""|='
      '""'

    (`----')
    ( \  / )
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    (`----')
    ( \  / )
    =\)  (/=
    /(|oo|)\
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  )\_._/(
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  )\_._/(
  ( \ / )
  /\   /\
  )/|"|\(
   )(")(

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--
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         (_____|____
            ___|____)
           (___|__
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--

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19sep98
--


    |
    |      reset switch pins
    |      |  (the end 2 next to mini-jumper)
    |      \/
    |   [:]''''     0vGND    [looking down on m/bd top]
    | _              |
    |(_)  ::::   [.......] kbd/mouse
    |_____/__________^________
         /         \\\\\\\
disc activity      |||||| \___________________________
power-on leds      ||||||                             \
(top row)          ||||| \_______________________     |
        _power?___/ ||||                         \    |
       /            ||| \________strobe?__________)_  |
      |            / ||  \                        | \ |
      |           |  | \__)___0vGND to socket     | | |
      |           |  |    |   screening-shells    | | |
      |           |   \   |      _|_              | | |
      |  keyboard  \__ \  |     ////              | | |
     /\     socket    \ \__)_        mouse socket | | |
    |  \  _.-'|___|'-._) _/  \       _.-'|___|'-._/ / |
    |   \/     ___    /\/    |      /     ___    /\/  |
    |   |\ [ ]|   |[ ] /|    |     |  [ ]|   |[ ] /|  |
    |   | [ ] '---' [ ] |    |     | [ ] '---' [ ] |  |
    |   \__  [ ] [ ]  __/    |     \/_  [ ] [ ]  __/  |
    |     |_        \ |      /     / |_        \ |    |
     \   _|_-._____.-\______/     / _|_-._____.-\_____/
      \ ////                     / ////
       \________________________/
20sep98
       [looking into the sockets where the plugs go in]

--
             ______
         _.-'      '-._
        /              \
       |                |
       | [___]    [___] |
       \__    /][\    __/
         |            |
          '-.__][__.-'
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--

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--

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........../.{...   }{
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--

  ________       ________
     -----\     /-----
       ----)_G_(----
           /(~)\
      -===@ /=/ "
            \ \
29sep98
[][ re-work of 's sig

--
--
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=_=_._._ _   _.-'t/_(
~=~=~=~=~ ~  " 7 |7/_(
~ ' `         (  7/_(
           ,_(_7_|_)_.->
29sep98
fire-breathng dragn sittng, haunchd,
presumably with it's claws in it's lap.

--
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         _...oOo   .o'
     >=.'  {{  -} o'
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File: mirrors/shieldwolf/ascii/junk/hawk.txt
filename : hawk.txt
updated  : 20th August 1998
author   : (c)CJRandall
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Copyright © 1998 CJRandall
Last Revised: May 12th, 1999
www.shieldwolf.demon.co.uk

File: mirrors/shieldwolf/ascii/junk/doodles2.txt



filename : doodles2.txt
updated  : 28th August 1998
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              |       |    |   >T<   |

cjr...adapted from some ansi

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didlz.12july98
fundamental stuff...ive probly seen it b4.

--

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// \\   //\    (/)    \//   \\ // \\   //\
    \\ // \\   //\    (/)    \//   \\ // \\
     \//   \\ // \\   //\    (/)    \//
cjr_14jul98 adapted from VK's escher-bunnies

--

\\ // \\ \//  \//   \//     \//       \//      \\
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21aug98        //   \\ // \\     //\         (/)      \\
cjr           //     \//   \\   // \\        //\

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20jul98 adaptive-vk-e-b

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cjr98
20-jul-98
3D tricks

--
    ____________________________
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20jul98
--

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--
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eof 3D ? ...yeah right..hah!

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un-abandoned hawk
3aug98 (this is the latest version ... not much changed 16aug98)
17aug98


--
                                                     \_/
                                                   ,/eVe\
                                                  <(_____)>
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                         <[[[]                       7/
                _________  7/  _________             || 30jul98
                /////////|_||_|\\\\\\\\\
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                  ////////||_|\\\\\\\\           my eyes eh?
                    //////\  /\\\\\\             (enlarged view)
                           ||
     --------------------(((((-----------------------------
 27jul98

--

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29jul98

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2aug98


--

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--

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6aug98

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 sarah kearsley's horse used as a test for ASC-TOOL.EXE

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19aug98        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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cut from one of glory-moon's dresses

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23aug98

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  |  |/ /        Graham Lockwood          | /  |
  |  | /   gsl9286@garnet.acns.fsu.edu    |/   |
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  |  |          Quantum Mechanics:       /|    |
  |  |     The dreams stuff is made of  / |    |
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   |//         Quantum Mechanics        //|
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--

view these flags in 'terminal 5pt' or 'lucida console 5pt'

 88::4#######:88:########P88:
 ##b88::4####:88:#####P88::d#
 #####b88::4#:88:##P88::d####
 ########b88::88:88::d#######
 8888888888888888888888888888
 #######P::88:88:i884########
 ####P::88d##:88:#b::884#####
 #P::88d#####:88:####b::884##
 :88d########:88:#######b::88

 ____________________________
|88::########:88:########P88:|
|##b88::#####:88:#####P88::d#|
|#####b88::##:88:##P88::d####|
|########b88::88:88::d#######|
|8888888888888888888888888888|
|#######P::88:88:i88#########|
|####P::88d##:88:#b::88######|
|#P::88d#####:88:####b::88###|
|:88d########:88:#######b::88|
`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'
 _________________________________
|:888::########:888:#########:888:|
|###:888::#####:888:######:888::##|
|######:888::##:888:###:888::#####|
|#########:888::888::888::########|
|:::::::::::::::888:::::::::::::::|
|888888888888888888888888888888888|  this one
|888888888888888888888888888888888| 'courier 10pt'
|:::::::::::::::888:::::::::::::::|
|########::888i:888:i888:#########|
|#####::888:###:888:##::888:######|
|##::888:######:888:#####::888:###|
|:888:#########:888:########::888:|
`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'
 _________________________________
|:888::########:888:#########:888:|
|###:888::#####:888:######:888::##|
|######:888::##:888:###:888::#####|
|#########:888::888:P888::########|
|????????????:::888:::????????????|
|888888888888888888888888888888888|
|888888888888888888888888888888888|
|wwwwwwwwww:::::888::::wwwwwwwwwww|
|########::888d:888::888:#########|
|#####::888:###:888:##::888:######|
|##::888:######:888:#####::888:###|
|:888:#########:888:########::888:|
`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'
 _________________________________
|:888::4#######:888:########P:888:|
|##b:888::4####:888:#####P:888::d#|
|#####b:888::4#:888:##P:888::d####|
|########b:888::888:P888::d#######|
|???????????::::888::::???????????|
|888888888888888888888888888888888| terminal 5pt
|888888888888888888888888888888888|
|wwwwwwwwww:::::888:::wwwwwwwwwwww|
|#######P::888d:888:;888:4########|
|####P::888:d##:888:#b::888:4#####|
|#P::888:d#####:888:####b::888:4##|
|:888:d########:888:#######b::888:|
`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'
--
           ()_
        ___()`
       / __/()_
      / / __//`
     /_/ /  /
      /_/   )
       /_/|/

--

     _....._                       .--.
 _.-'       `-._                 o/o-;;;
( `-._     _.-' )                (_,  z)
 `:-._'---'_.-:'         ,,,,    _|-' /
  :   `'''`_,-/`-._     /..  )  /\`--/"\
  :       [_./_   /_  _(_& _P  /  \_/, |
  :           :`-/(_`_____ _\-'_/___/ /|
  :        _.-:        8   \=__))____/ |
  :      |'_.-:        \_   | /        F
  :      | :  :        //`7/ /        /
  :      | :.-:       (( ((  L_______/
  :      |o   :       /_>/_> /  Y  /
  :      |_.-':             /  /  /
  :           :            J  J  J
 (`'-._____,-'`)           |  |  |
 |             |           |  |  |
 |             |          _J__J__J
 (_           _)         (__(_____)
  `'-..___..-'
2may01

--
                                     ___
                                    /__ \
                                   /__   (
            _____________         /__     (
            \'        o  \       /__       \
             \_____       \     /__      \
              `____)       \   /__        \
              /_______      \_/
                      \
                       \
                       /::.
                      /  '::.
                     /     '::.

--

          _d7 /(  (`
       ~~ _}\_\(_._)
            \(,__(_)
            _>  _> >
a copy reversed ... Richard Kirk
--
         ___ _____ ___           ___ _____ ____
        /   |  _  |   \         /   |  _  |  _ \
       / /|_|_| | | |\ >       / /|_|_| | | |_\ \
      < <  _ _  | |   <       ( (  _ _  | |  _  (
       \ \| | |/ /| |  \       \ \| | |/ /| | \ |
        \___|___/ |_|__|        \___|___/ |_| |_|
30jun01
       _   ___   _   ___
      / \.\   /./ \.\   /
     /___\.\_/./___\.\_/

       __ ___ ___
      /  |   | _ |
     / |_|_  |   /
     \ | | | | | \
      \__|___|_|_|

--

       .:.,:.,:.,:.,:.,:.:.,
       `;'`;'`;'`;'`;'`;'`;'
       .:.,:.,:.,:.,:.,:.:.,
       `;'`;'`;'`;'`;'`;'`;'
       .:.,:.,:.,:.,:.,:.:.,
       `;'`;'`;'`;'`;'`;'`;'
       .:.,:.,:.,:.,:.,:.:.,
       `;'`;'`;'`;'`;'`;'`;'

   .'.,.'.,.'.,.'.   .'..'..'..'.   .'..'..'..'.   .'..'..'..'.
   `;'``;'``;'``;'   `;'`;'`;'`;'   `:'`:'`:'`:'   `''`''`''`''
   .'.,.'.,.'.,.'.   .'..'..'..'.   .'..'..'..'.   .'..'..'..'.
   `;'``;'``;'``;'   `;'`;'`;'`;'   `:'`:'`:'`:'   `''`''`''`''
   .'.,.'.,.'.,.'.   .'..'..'..'.   .'..'..'..'.   .'..'..'..'.
   `;'``;'``;'``;'   `;'`;'`;'`;'   `:'`:'`:'`:'   `''`''`''`''
   .'.,.'.,.'.,.'.   .'..'..'..'.   .'..'..'..'.   .'. .'. .'. .'.
   `;'``;'``;'``;'   `;'`;'`;'`;'   `''`''`''`''   `'` `'` `'` `'`


16aug01

    __ ___ __
:::/  |_  | .`)::
::( (-| | |  <:::
:::\__|___|_|_\::

--


\
 \___
\ \  \
 \ | |\__
\_\/ | \ \
    _|  \_|\
    /\ \|_\ \
\_ /\ \ |  | |
  \\_\ \|  | |
  /\_\  /  \ |
__/\/ \/   |\|
  \ \ |\__/\/
___\/ | \ \_/
 ____/\  \  \_
/\   \ \ |   |\
  \   \ \|   ||
   \___\/   /\|
\  /     __/ /
 \/     /\ \/
  \    |\ \/


16aug01
--

                      _____
                     /|   |\
                 ___/ |___| \___
                /  / /     \ \  \
             __/| | / _____ \ | |\__
           _/ / | \/_/     \_\/ | \ \_
          /|_/  |_             _|  \_|\
         / /_|/ /\    _____    /\ \|_\ \
        | |  | / /\ _/     \_ /\ \ |  | |
        | |  |/ /_//         \\_\ \|  | |
        | /  \  /_/\         /\_\  /  \ |
        |/|   \/ \/\__     __/\/ \/   |\|
         \/\__/| / /  \___/  \ \ |\__/\/
         \_/ / | \/___     ___\/ | \ \_/
        _/  /  /\____ \___/ ____/\  \  \_
       /|   | / /   /\_____/\   \ \ |   |\
       ||   |/ /   / /     \ \   \ \|   ||
       |/\   \/___/  \_____/  \___\/   /\|
        \ \__     \  /     \  /     __/ /
         \/ /\     \/       \/     /\ \/
          \/ /|    /         \    |\ \/

                      _____
                   __/     \__
                 _//|   <o> |\\_
                /_/_\  __/  /_\_\


                       ___
                     _/   \_
                   _/|_   _|\_
                 _/ |/ \_/ \| \
                //|  \_/ \_/  |\_
               /| /\__ \_/ __/\ |\
            __/||/ /  \___/  \ \||\__
          _/ / | \/___/ _=\___\/ | \ \_
        _/  /  /\____ \=__/ ____/\  \  \_
       /|   | / /   /\_____/\   \ \ |   |\
   _,-'||   |/ /   / /=_   \ \   \ \|   ||`-._
       |/\   \/___/  \__=__/  \___\/   /\|
        \ \__     \  / =__ \  /     __/ /
         \/ /\__   \/__/ \=_\/   __/\ \/
          \/_/_/\__    \_/    __/\_\_\/
               \__/\________=/\__/
                  \/________=\/

--


    .'. .'. .'. .'.           .'.
    `'` `'` `'` `'`           `')
     _     _     _            (__)
    (_)   (_)   (_)           |  |
                              |  |
                              `--'
   `;'`;' `;'`;'
    '..'   '..'
    '  `   '  `
     __     __
    ( ")   ( ")
    `~~    `~~
25aug01
--
     __     __
    ( `)   ( `)
     `'     `'
--
     __     __
    (' )   (' )
     `'     `'
--
     __     __
    (. )   (. )
     `'     `'
--
     __     __
    (  )   (  )
     `'     `'
--
     __     __
    ( ,)   ( ,)
     `'     `'

25aug01
--
        _____    _   ______   _   _______   ______   _
       |_____|  |_| |______| |_| |_______| |______| |_|
        _    _   _   _  ___   _      _      ______   _
       | |  | | | | | ||_  | | |    | |    |  __  | | |
       | |__| | | | | |__| | | |    | |    | |  | | | |___
       |______| |_| |______| |_|    |_|    |_|  |_| |_____|

--


              (()))))))_
             (()``````: =)
             )|__  ___::= )
             ()_o>/<_o: 7 )
             )( _<__ ( /(/)
             ( \\__/ ;,|(/)
                \__,_, |(/)                 .\
                 |     |(/)             _, '\\|
  /,           _,'     ,\_ _ _ _       / --_/_/
 |/.____   _,-'  `              `.    | ,--'
 \_____ \,'                       \   | :
      `\ \         - .  ,      Y  |   | |
        \ \   /        Y        `. \  ; |
        |  Y '    _     \       _ ` \/  |
        |   \|   (_)    |      (_) |/   |
        |    \          /         ,/    ;
        \     \       ,'`.._____,'(    /
         \     \`----'        |  \____/
          \_    |             |
           `\___;             /
5sep01      /                |
cjr        /            (    |
          /                  /
         /        .         /
        J           \      (
        {            Y     \
         L            \     \
          \            \     \
           \            \     \
            \            \     \

--

              (()))))))_
             (()``````: =)
             )|__  ___::= )
             ()_o>/<_o: 7 )
             )( _<__ ( /(/)
             ( \\__/ ;,|(/)
                \__,_, |(/)                 .\
                 |     |(/)             _, '\\|
               _,'     ,\_ _ _ _       / --_/_/
           _,-'  `              `.    | ,--'
         ,'                       \   | :
        /          - .  ,      Y  |   | |
        |     /        Y        `. \  ; |
        |  Y '    _     \       _ ` \/  |
        |   \|   (_)    |      (_) |/   |
        |    \          /         ,/    ;
        |    )\       ,'`.._____,'(    /
        \    \|`-----'        |  \____/
         \    /               |
          \  /                /
6sep01     \/                |
cjr        /            (    |
          /                  /
         /        .         /
        J           \      (
        {            Y     \
         L            \     \
          \            \     \
           \            \     \
            \            \     \

--

              (()))))))_
             (()``````: =)
             )|__  ___::= )
             ()_o>/<_o: 7 )
             )( _<__ ( /(/)
             ( \\__/ ;,|(/)
                \__,_, |(/)
                 |     |(/)
               _,'     ,\/)_ _ _
           _,-'  `              `.
         ,'                       \
        /          - .  ,      Y  |
        |     /        Y        `.|
        |  Y '    _     \       _ \
        |   \|   (_)    |      (_) |
        |    \          /         /
        |    )\       ,'`.._____,'
        \    \|`-----'       |  /
         \    |              | /
          \  /               |/
7sep01     \/                |
cjr        /            (    |
          /                  ;
         /                  /
        |        ` .       (
        |           \  -'   \
        |            Y       \
         \            \       \
          \            \       \
           \            \       \

--

                ,,,,,,,
              (()))))))))_
             (()``````::= )
             )|__  ___ ::= )
             ()_o>/<_o : 7 )
             )( _<__ (  /(/)
             ( \\__/ ;;,|(/)
                \__,_,'/ (/)
                 |     | (/)
               _,'     ,\(/)__
           _,-'  `            `.
         ,'                     \
        /         - .  ,     Y  |
        |     /       Y       `.|
        |  Y '    _    \      _ \
        |   \|   (_)   |     (_) |
        |    \         /        /
        |    )\      ,'`..____,'
        \    \|`----'      |  /
         \    |            | /
          \   /            |/
8sep01     \ /             |
cjr         Y          (   |
           /               ;
          /               /
         |       ` .      (
         |          \  -'  \
         |           Y      \
          \           \      \
           \           \      \
            \           \      \
--

                ,,,,,,,
              (()))))))))_
             (()``````::= )
             )|__  ___ ::= )
             ()=o>/<o_ : 7 )
             )(  <    ( :(/)
             ( \ -=- /  /(/)
                `-,-'- t (/)
               _,/     ,\(/)__
           _,-'  `            `.



                ,,,,,,, _
              (          )_
             ( ,````` = == )
             )|__  ___  = = )
             ()=o>/<o_  =7= )
             )(  <    ( =(/)
             ( \ -=- /  /(/)
                `-,-'- | (/)
               _,/     ,\(/)__
           _,-'  `            `.



                ,,,,,,, _
               :;;;;;;;;;)_
              :;````` = == )
              |__   __  = = )
              )<o / o>` =7= )
              (  <   (  =(/)
               \`==' /  /(/)
                `-,-'- | (/)
               _,/     ,\(/)__
           _,-'  `            `.

--


    |      | _ |      |
    \      |/ \|      /
     \     \ | /     /
      \_____)|(_____/

--
            _____             ____      _
           /.   .\         __/.   \  o (_)
           \  "  /         \"   ?  |      ,-----.
            \_=_/           \=__  /      (  wtf? )
              |                 ||        `-----'

--

       ___ _ _ ___ ___
      |_  | | | __|_ _|
      | | | | |__ |7 \
      |___|___|___|___|


--
>>--->     -=O[  End of Doodles.txt  ]O=-     <---<<
--
.
EOF
can't u read?
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         //    ___  //   *   __
        ||    //  ) ||  /|  || \
        ((   ((   / ||  ||  ||  |
         `'-' `'-'  `'- `'- ''  `-
  :                                     :
  |                                     |
  |                                     |
  +------- -  -             -  - -------+

--

                               '. .'
        __                 _ ' . ' . ' _                 __
        )_\j`-._   _ _._._=_= '.'''.' =_=_._._ _   _.-'t/_(
 <-.   )_\F|  F~"_~ ~=~=~=~=~  .   .  ~=~=~=~=~ ~_"~7  |7/_(   .->
    \___)_\F  )\/"      ' ` ~.' '.' '.~ ' `      "\/(  7/_(___/
    ()( _)   F_)               ' . '               (_7   (_ )()
   _F_\F,_)/F_\_,             '  .  '             ,_/_7\(_,7/_7_

bookends  [this is Eph (F)]              [this is S'ven (7)]
15nov98
--

.                     [look! no hands]
.                    /
.              .-=.
.        _/\__//__/\                [very good! ...]
.        7~7~7|F~F~F`               [gently does it]
.       7^7^7||F^F^F               /
.            |/                     __
.            /                _.-'t/_(
.         -'`                 "~7 |7/_(
.                             ,/) 7/_(
22dec98                       (_7 | )
cjr       ________           ,_/_7(7__.->
'"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
title: sevneph learns to fly

--

/X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\
/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X
\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\
\X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X

/X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\
/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X
\X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X

  /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /
/X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\
/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X
\X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X

/X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\ /X\
/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X/ \X
borders [terminal font 9pt]
20jan99
--

 (                )
  \.---==**==---./
  /              \
 |                |
 |     /    \     |
 \                /
  |    __::__    |
   /\__________/\
  /______________\
    \/`------'\/

--

         )))
     _  _( }
     '\/| ))
   /\__/  /
~~/______/~~~~~~~~~~~
mermaid
--
       ___
       )_(                                            _
       | |                                           [_ ]
     .-'-'-.       _                               .-'. '-.
    /-::_..-\    _[_]_                            /:;/ _.-'\
    )_     _(   /_   _\      [-]                  |:._   .-|
    |;::    |   )_``'_(    .-'-'-.       (-)      |:._     |
    |;::    |   |;:   |    :-...-:     .-'-'-.    |:._     |
    |;::    |   |;:   |    |;:   |     |-...-|    |:._     |
    |;::-.._|   |;:.._|    |;:.._|     |;:.._|    |:._     |
    `-.._..-'   `-...-'    `-...-'     `-...-'    `-.____.-'

24jan99
olde glass bottles
--

  <    \
   |    |
   |    |
   |\__ _\_
   |    |
  <     |
   |\__ _\_
   |    |
    \____\__

25jan99
--
     __ __
 (/ / // /| //)
 \_/ // /_|///)
   | || | /
   |____|/

25jan99
--

      \`_   |\
       \/   /_\
        |\    |\
        \ \   \ \
         \ |   `>\
          \ \  / /
           \ \/_/
            \(/_~{_
             )__.-~
            / )
           /(( }_
  ejm     / ))_\\    ...ripped cjr
        _/ (((*  \_
         `O------'-----O
6feb99
--
                   ,         ,
                  /|         |\
                 | \         / |
                 | /         \ |
                 ; |   _._   | ;
                  \_\'`.8.`'/_/
               _.-' .\/   \/. '-._
               \__.'  :   : `;.__/
                 /_|  ; ; ;  |_\
                 (##\ '._.'  |#)
                  \ /\ | |  /\ /
                  |  | : | /  /
                  |  | | : |  |
                  \  \ : |/  /
      based on an  \ _\|_/_ /
      orchid by jgs `\_\-|_/
                      \ `;/
                      `|^|"

--
    _____ _ _
   //""//   _____ _ _
  //  //   //""//   _____ _ _
 //  //   //  //   //""//  _____ _ _
//  //   //  //   //  //  //""//  ____
\\  \\   \\  \\   \\  \\  \\__\\  """"
 \\  \\   \\  \\   \\__\\  """""
  \\  \\   \\__\\   """""
   \\__\\   """""
    """""
boomerangs (sargent stripes)
27feb99
--
        __           .        ___
       |\ \          .       /   \
       / \_\         .      /\ __/
      / /~/~         .     / /(_/
 \   / / /           .    / /(_/
 /  / / /  _         .   / /(_/
 \_/ / / _/          .  | /(_/
   \/_/_/ \          .   \(_/
 _/ |_ \_  \         .
/     \  \_          .
\     /  / \         .

29feb99
--
            ____
      _,.-'`_ o `;__,
       _.-'` '---'  '
--
                    ____
                 .'`_ o `;__,
       .       .'.'` '---'  '
       .`-...-'.'
        `-...-'
--
                        _,.--.
    --..,_           .'`__ o  `;__,
       `'.'.       .'.'`  '---'`  '
          '.`-...-'.'
            `-...-'
--
    --..,_                     _,.--.
       `'.'.                .'`__ o  `;__.
          '.'.            .'.'`  '---'`  `
            '.`'--....--'`.'
              `'--....--'`
--


--.   --..,_   _,.--.   --..,_   _,.--.   --..,_   _,.--.   --..,_   _,.--.   -
o  `;__. `'.:'`__ o  `;__. `'.:'`__ o  `;__. `'.:'`__ o  `;__. `'.:'`__ o  `;__
---'`  `  .'.:`. '---'`  `  .'.:`. '---'`  `  .'.:`. '---'`  `  .'.:`. '---'`
--....--'`.'  '.`'--....--'`.'  '.`'--....--'`.'  '.`'--....--'`.'  '.`'--....-
--....--'`      `'--....--'`      `'--....--'`      `'--....--'`      `'--....-
2mar99


--

             _..._
           .' . . '.
           :   '   :
        :--.'-.:.-'.--;
        `--.`-.:.-'.--'
            `-.:.-'
               :
               :
               :
         little weed
2mar99
--

..:"":..:"":..:"":..:"":..:"":..:"":..:"":..:"":..:"":

..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':..:'':

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7mar99
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7mar99
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11mar99
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11mar99
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22mar99
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22mar99
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13mar99
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13mar99
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4apr99
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3may99
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4may99
--

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5may99
--

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electronic test circuit
--
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10may99
--
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12may99
--
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16may99
--

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16may99
--
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29may99


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5jun99
--
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5jun99
--
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5jun99
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--


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6jun99
--
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6jun99                      `                               |/
--
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6jun99
--
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                     \_\____/
--

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12jul99
--
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12jul99
--
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    \   \)__(/   /             /     (__ _ __)     \
     \  /    \  /    /\/\     (__ _ __)_   _(__ _ __)
      \(______)/    ( () )      (       )_(       )
        \_||_/       \/\/\       \     /   \     /
                     ( () )       \___/     \___/
                      \/\/           (____ __)
                             _
                            / \
     (__ _ __)        /\   (___)   /\
      /     \        ( (___/   \___) )          \> />
       /   \          \/   \___/   \/         ,._\/___
        ___            \___/   \___/             /\ `'
                       /   \___/   \           </ <\
                      /\___/   \___/\
                     ( (   \___/   ) )
                      \/    \_/    \/
20jun99


--

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--
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           """"""""""""""""""""""
4sep98,12oct98,22dec98
hav'nt finished with this yet ...
[tree]
--


                   (
                   /\
                  /__\
mystic temple
26oct98
--
                          )(                                    )(
            )(           /  \                                  /  \
       ) )(/  \)(    )( (  )()   )(  )(  )(  )()()()(  )( )(  ()(  )
      / / (\  /) \  /  \ \/ /\  /  \/  \/  \/ /\/\/\ \/  \  \ /\ \/
     ( (   \)(/   )(    )()(  )(   ()  ()  ()( ()() )() ( )  )  )()
      \ \  /)(\  /  \  / /\ \/  \  /\  /\  /\ \/\/\/ /\  /  / \/ /\
       ) )(/  \)(    )( (  )()   )(  )(  )(  )()()()(  )( )(  ()(  )
      / / (\  /) \  /  \ \/ /\  /  \/  \/  \/ /\/\/\ \/  \  \ /\ \/
     ( (   \)(/   )(    )()(  )(   ()  ()  ()( ()() )() ( )  )  )()
      \ \  /)(\  /  \  / /\ \/  \  /\  /\  /\ \/\/\/ /\  /  / \/ /\
       ) )(/  \)(    )( (  )()   )(  )(  )(  )()()()(  )( )(  ()(  )
      / / (\  /) \  /  \ \/ /\  /  \/  \/  \/ /\/\/\ \/  \  \ /\ \/
     ( (   \)(/   )(    )()(  )(   ()  ()  ()( ()() )() ( )  )  )()
      \ \  /)(\  /  \  /  \  /  \  /\  /\  /\ \/\/\/ /\  /  / \  /
       ) )(    )(    )(    )(    )(  )(  )(  )()()()(  )( )(   )(
magic
26oct98
--

     n
    / `\
   (___:)
    """"
     ||
     ||
     ))
    //
   ((
    \\
     ))
     ||

   psylocybe (liberty-cap)
   hallucinogenic mushroom
   (western-europe)
26oct98
--
         )        )              (
        ) )     )   )         (     (
       ) ) )  )   )   )    (     (     (
        ) )     )   )         (     (
         )        )              (
texture
28oct98 - another z-curve  [could become little fishes:]
--

              _\/_
          ,-'` /\ `'-.
         /    /  \    \
      __|____/____\____|__
      __|___/______\___|__
        \  /        \  /
         \/          \/
         /\          /\
           `'-....-'`
halloween symbol
[][scares the sheets out o'th'establishmnt!
28oct98

--
         ___     ___
        |_S_|   |_T_|
        |_C_|   |_I_|
 ___ ___|_R_|___|_M_|___
|_T_|_R_|_A_|_V_|_E_|_L_|
|_I_|   |_B_|
|_M_|   |_B_|
|_E_|   |_L_|
        |_E_|
time travel scrabble
cjr_30oct98


--

 _   __    ____   ____  __  __   _      ____  _    _  _   __
| |  \ \  / ___) / ___)|  )(  | (_)    |  _ \( \  / )| |  \ \
| |  | | / (__  / /    | (__) |  _     | |_) )\ \/ / | |  | |
| |  | |(   __)( (     |  __  | | |    |  __/  \  /  | |  | |
| \__/ / \ (___ \ \___ | (  ) | | |    | h \_   )(   | \__/ |
(_,___/   \____) \____)|_ )(__| (_)    |_|\__\ (__)  (_,____/

diddle of shanyboy@pacific.net.sg's effort
30oct98

--

         -.    .-


         ) \  /   (
        ) ) \/  (   (
       ) ) )  (   (   (
        ) ) /\  (   (
         ) /""\   (
           \""/
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              `~`        ((@)
3nov98                     ~
[bug-eyed-beans-from-venus]
--


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     | (\/) | //==| (\/) |       |                     |
     |  /\  |// ::|  /\  |       |  .`)                |
     |       \___/       |       | ( '                 |
     |                   |       |  `)                 |
     |   By Order ...    |       | ('                  |
     |    ... .. ...     |       |  `)                 |
     |                   |       | ('                  |
     |                   |       |        _____        |
     |                   |       | (\/)  | //==|  (\/) |
     |                   |       |  /\   |// ::|   /\  |
     | /\  /\  /\  /\  /\|       |        \___/        |
     |/  \/  \/  \/  \/  |       |                     |
     |                   |       |                     |
     !                   !       |                     |

8nov98[medeval banners]
--

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                          _\.=.    \
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                ()    ()   """  ||
                ||     \\       """
                """    """
friday13nov98 - starbug - from Red-Dwarf
... 1st 1 made on the fly ... :)
[red dwarf]
--

1                                       E   _
2                                        \  o
3               .|.:.|.:.|.:.|.:.|.:.|.   \/()
4            \cjr//\/'.'.'.'.'.'.\//\\//\/ \7] \__,
5         \/\\//\\/'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'\//\\//\/<,] /==()
6       .:.|.:.|.:.|.:.|.:.|.:.|.:.|.:.|.:.|.
16nov98[gardener]
--

                            ,.s,os,osos,,s,os,osoos,,
                          ((S;%(S;S)S)S)SS;,;S)S))S)SS;,
                       ,(;s&;SS((&%(S(;(S;)%S;,S((;(S;)%S;,
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              ())())())())888888()(()   ()(())((o()))8))())(()(()(((\
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             /(()(()%S(())88'88((()8    . ()))8)))o()((8(()(((()(();S\
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             /(()((()S(()8888O(()))8    : 8(()8)))o()))888o(((()(()(;(\
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              (()    ())()):'           '    : : :  ':oo(()(())())  \
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                     ())()):            |      : :   :oo(()(())()) \\
                      (()():            :     : : :  :((())()))     \
                      ()))):            '      : :   :())())(()    \
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                      ()))):            |      : :   ::::::::::
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                      ())))'   :\:::::::::::::::/:   '......
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                      ()))   '   888ooooooooo888   '   ....
                              '. '888;88888;888' .'
                      .......   `"-.;;;;;;;;;.-"`   ..........
                                     `"""""`
[dreaded animal]
started:19oct98
last worked:16nov98
last worked:14dec98
... unfinished
--


--

1  _                 __
2 =_=_._._ _   _.-'t/_(
3 ~=~=~=~=~ ~  " 7 |7/_(
4 ~ ' `         (  7/_(
5 sat        ,_(_7_|_)_.->
29sep98
1  _                 __
2 =_=_._._ _   _.-'t/_(
3 ~=~=~=~=~ ~  " 7 |7/_(
4 ~ ' `        ,/) 7/_(
5              (_7 | )
6 stood       ,_/_7(7__.->
15nov98
1  _                 __
2 =_=_._._ _   _.-'t/_(
3 ~=~=~=~=~ ~_" 7  |7/_(   .->
4 ~ ' `      "\/(  7/_(___/
5              (_7   (_ )()
6 rampant     ,_/_7\(_,7/_7_
15nov98
[mythic]

                             .  '  .
       __                 _   . ' .   _                 __
       )_\j`-._   _ _._._=_='. .'. .'=_=_._._ _   _.-'t/_(
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  _F_\F,_)/F_\_,              .' '.              ,_/_7\(_,7/_7_

bookends  [this is Eph (F)]              [this is S'ven (7)]
15nov98

                              '. .'
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       )_\j`-._   _ _._._=_= '.'''.' =_=_._._ _   _.-'t/_(
<-.   )_\F|  F "_~ ~=~=~=~=~  .   .  ~=~=~=~=~ ~_" 7  |7/_(   .->
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   ()( _)   F_)               ' . '               (_7   (_ )()
  _F_\F,_)/F_\_,             '  .  '             ,_/_7\(_,7/_7_

[mythic]
--

                #
               ##
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             ####
            #####
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            #####  #    .##'
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              ###  #.##'
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                ####'
16nov98[perspective]
--


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              .artUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUb.
            artUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUb.
           artUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUb.
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            e eeedUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCJRUUUUbe
                      eeeeeeUUUUUb "9YUP"
                             YUUUb
                     e eeeeeeUUUP'

from an ansi calld: f4cg.nfo by: Jeepee(Fire)
16nov98[skull - hand-converted ansi]
--
                  .
            _,.   |   .,_
   .....,_ \//\\..:..//\\/ _,.....
    '?????:`      |      '}?????'
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        '":.......|.......}"'
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             :    ' ::::
              '.\;;;/.'
                '"|"'
                  :
  |.:.|.:.|.:.|.:.|.:.|.:.|.:.|.:.|
                  .
17nov98 yetanotherabandonment
[ass/mule/burro/donkey face/head]
--


lovebirds kissing

       /^Y^\
      /  |  \
     /   |   \
    /\   A   /\
cjr   `"` `"`
17nov98[lovebirds]
--
       _
   -=o=O=o=-
     "   "
17nov98[tiny aeroplane]
--

     ,'        ',                  _,..                 _______
    /      _     \                ("))_)              _/   _
   |     ,'  _    |_              /"\~ \             |  _/
   |    /  ,'    7  '.            \ /  /           _/
   \   |  /       7   \           .''.''.         /
__ (`. | |   __________|          .''.||.         |   _/
\\// _(_\_\  \____|___/_         ' || '  '       /  _/
 `'_/  // \`._ . _\___/ \__                    _/
 _/   //   ~\_ _/  \       \_                _/
/_/_  ||     _/              \_
     """
18nov98 - starbug - from Red-Dwarf
[red dwarf]
--
                /\  |\
         ______/_ \ | \
        /  _____/\ \|\ \
       /   \  ___ \ \ \ \
       \    \_\  \_\ \ \ \______
        \        /\  /\ \______ \
         \______/  \/  \______ \/
Gill                          \/
                /\     |\
               /  \  /\| \
              /__  \(__)\ \
                 \  \  \ \ \
                  \  \  \ \ \______
                 __\  \  \ \______ \
                 \    /(__)______ \/
Jill              \  /           \/
                   \/
19nov98
[names in ascii]
--

(=========(=====================()
          O
          O
          O
          O
          O
          O
          o
         / \
        /___\

21nov98
[pole-weight]
--

   ||      ||      | |      | |
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22nov98
[piping]
--

   ,.--. .----  ----,       ,.--. .----  ----,       ,.--. .-===  ----.,
  /          |  |   )      //         |  |   )      //        ||  ||   ))
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  //       ||  ||  ))      //       ||  ||  ))      //      || ||  ))
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  \\       ||  ||  \\      \\       ||  ||  \\      \\      || ||  \\
*  `'-'    //  --   \\      `'-'    //  --   \\      `'-'   // --   \\
        --'`         `'-         --'`         `'-        --'`        `'-

       .-=jj
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  //      || ||  ))
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      .-=jj
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*  `'-'  // --   \\
      --'`        `'-
23nov98

--

    /"_=_
    \_(")__
      / \  \
     _\_/__"
    /  )  /
    \     `
    '
26nov98
[monkey]
--

1   _______ __________/\___      ________________/\
2   \____  \\  _ \  _ \  _ \  ___\  _______________\
3   /  / __// /  / /  / /  /\/ _   / _  \  _  \  _  \
4  /  /\  \/ /  / /  / /  /_/ /_\ / /_\ / /_\ / /_\ /\
5 /  / /\  \___/\___/____/  \____/\____/\_   /\_   / /
6 \_/ /  \________________/\________________//____/ /
7  \\/    \_______________\/\_______________\\____\/
26nov98 - rubbish
[rood dogg]
--

.              .-''`````''-.
.           .'`      ._     '.
.          :       _.` `'.    :
.     .-'':```''-..'      :    :
.   .'    : .     :      .'    :
.  :      -` '-   '. ( -`      :
. :      :     `. .-.|"-.     '  ____                      __       _
. :      :      : |     |   .'  |  _ \ ___  __ _  ___ ___ / _|_   _| |
. :       :   (-'.|     |.-'    | |_) / _ \/ _` |/ __/ _ \ |_| | | | |
.  '       `'  \.-|     |       |  __/  __/ (_| | (_|  __/  _| |_| | |
.   '.      .-'   |     |       |_|   \___|\__,_|\___\___|_|  \__,_|_|
.     '-._  |     |     |          ____        _     _   _
.         ``|     |     |         / ___|  ___ | |___| |_(_) ___ ___
.           |     |     |         \___ \ / _ \| / __| __| |/ __/ _ \
.           |     |     |          ___) | (_) | \__ \ |_| | (_|  __/
.           |     |     |_/(      |____/ \___/|_|___/\__|_|\___\___|
.           |     |     _) :(
.           |     |    _) :  (__/\__
.           |     |    )  : (c) .'_(
.           |     |    )_: (j .'_(
.    _______J_____L____(_)_r_'_(
.   (____                (_)____)
.    \;;;:''''''''''''''''':;;;/
.     `'====================='`
26nov98
29nov98
[winter solstice]
--


      /\                                     O                   O
      || )\                                .'"'.               .'"'.
      || | \     ~\|/~                   .'     '.           .'     '.
    <=()=>  )     ~Y~                  .'         '.       .'         '.
      || | /     __v__               .'             '.   .'             '.
      || )/     |     |            o'_   _   _   _   _'o'_   _   _   _   _'o
      ||  ___   | EEE |   ___    ()=| |=| |=| |=| |=| |=| |=| |=| |=| |=| |=)
      || |===|__| ::: |__|===|      | |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |
      || (___|^^`-._.-'^^|___)      |                                     |
      || ) ^^""-._____.-""^ )\      |                                     |
      ||/_  )\   ^/ \^   /  |!      | ... for ye sake of ye ancient and   |
      ||- }'!!'--'\|/'--'|  |!      |    distant sign to make anew ...    |
     (  )' !!!\___~Y~___/{ {}!      |                                     |
      ||   _ _ [xxxOxxx] |_ |_      |    goode mourning olde lyffe ...    |
    __||___\\/_######### \^^||      |        hallowed new day             |
   |  ||   //\_#########_ | ||      :                                     :
   |  ||(_)``/++++###++++\(___)__   :                                     :
   |  ||\|/~Y+++++/ \+++++Y || ) \  :      -:-  G E T   W E L L  -:-      :
   |  ||~Y~ |+++++   +++++<=()=>  > :                                     :
   |  ||(_)_+++++\   ++++++ \/ )_/  !  _(_)_    _(_)_     _(_)_    _(_)_  !
   |  ||\|/~{}++++\  ++++{}         (  ~\|/~ () ~\|/~ (!) ~\|/~ () ~\|/~  )
   (  ||~Y~  [x])]\\ [([x]           \  ~Y~  /\  ~Y~  / \  ~Y~  /\  ~Y~  /
    \ ||(_)_ |=/ | \)| \=|            \\   //  \\   //   \\   //  \\   //
     \||\|/~ |=  /   \  =|             \   /    \   /     \   /    \   /
      ||~Y~ _|= |     | =|_             \_/      \_/       \_/      \_/
      ||___(__,_)     (_,__)
10dec98
31dec98
[knight][ for -cfbd- ]
--


------._____.---------
       \   /
        \ /
         Y
         |
         A
        /#\
       /^Y^\
      /  |  \
     /   |   \
    /\   A   /\
   /  `"' `"'  \
  /             \
 /`-.____.____.-'\
/                 \

12dec98
[female genitalia]
--
                                  __
                     __         _(::)
                 ___(;;)_______(:://:)
                (;;//;;;):::::///(;;)_)
              _(;;///;;;;)   __(;;/;;)_
     ________(;;;;////;;;_) (;;;;///;;;)_
    (___________//////___)___(;;;;/;;;;/_)
                   (___________///////__)
              '             .......
        /  ' /       /     .......
          / .  '    /_    .......            '
        /     /    /_/                /  ' /
       .     .      /   '''''''          / .  '
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        ' /    \ \    \\     /    _ /:
       / .  '   `.`-._//\.-'`   _.'.'   /
           /     | | | Y | |-|'`-'`  / .
          .     /T E M P L E-\      .
             ../ o f - t h e- \..
      ../""""""  Broken Heart  """""""\..
./""""""               |     _         """"""\..
16dec98          |\    |    / >
                 | \  _|_  /^/
                 (  \ |=| /^/
                  \  \|=|/^/
                   \ _|=|^/
                __  /~|=|/_
               /""\/_(|_|\_
              |    \ / |\X\
              \       /| \X\
               \_____/_|_ \_>
[sad temple][cheats always prosper][dwell not]
--

         \|/
          \//
           \ //
           \  //
           \   //
          \'   //
           \    //
           \    //
           \    //
           \    /
        __\'   /____  _
       <.-======--'''~~

18dec98
[bird of prey]
--

.   ..-.
.  ((     __   __   __    ___   __   ___
.   \\   // | // | ((_'  //  ) || \  ==/
.    )) (( / ((  |    ) ((   / ||  |  /
. `'-'   `'-' `'-'-'-'   `'-'  ''  `-/.-=-._
.                                           '-.-'
.                ,.-.                 __=__
.               //      _ _   __   __ ~7F~~ ___
.              ((   __ ||/`) // | // | ||   ==/
.               \\  ~7 ||   (( / (( /  \\    /
.                `'-'  ''    `'-' `'-'  `'-'/.-=-._
.                                                  '-.-'
.          .-=.
.       __//_  _ _   ___   __ __              \|/
.       ~7|F~ ||/`) //  ) || /| \              \//
.        ||   ||   ((   / || ||  |              \ //
.        |/   ''    `'-'  '' ''  `'-            \  //
.        /                                      \   //
.     -'`                                      \'   //
.             .-=.      .---                    \    //
.           //    ___  //   *   __              \    //
.          ||    //  ) ||  /|  || \             \    //
.          ((   ((   / ||  ||  ||  |            \    /
.           `'-' `'-'  `'- `'- ''  `-        __\'   /____  _
21dec98                                     <.-======--'''~~
[fontface]


.   ,.-. .-===  ----.,             ---.         .--.---
.  //       ||  ||  ))   __   __     __\   __  /  /
. ((        ||  ||-<<   // | || \   // |  // | |  |
.  \\       ||  ||  \\ ((  | ||  | ((  | ((  | |  |
.   `'-'    //  --   \\ `'-'-''  `- `'-'- `'-'-`- `-
.        --'`         `'-
20dec98

.   __    __    __       _     _     ___
.  ((_'  // |  // |      )) |  )) |  --/
.     ) (( /  (( /      ((  | ((  |   /
.  '-'   `'-'  `'-'      `'-|  `'-'- /.-=-._
.                           /               '-.-'
.                       --'`
.               .---
.    __   ___  /  `   __
.   // ' //  ) |  |  || \
.  ((   ((   / |  |  ||  |
.   `'-' `'-'  `- `- ''  `-

.     .-=.      .---
.   //    ___  //   *   __
.  ||    //  ) ||  /|  || \
.  ((   ((   / ||  ||  ||  |
.   `'-' `'-'  `'- `'- ''  `-
20dec98
--
 _________    _________    _________    _________    _________    _________
|         |  |         |  |         |  |         |  |         |  |         |
|         |  |         |  |         |  |         |  |         |  |         |
|  _(_)_  |  |         |  |         |  |         |  |         |  |         |
(  ~\|/~  )  (  ~\|/~  )  (  ~\|/~  )  (  ~\|/~  )  (  ~\|/~  )  (  ~\|/~  )
 \  ~Y~  /    \  ~Y~  /    \  ~Y~  /    \  ~Y~  /    \  ~Y~  /    \  ~Y~  /
  \     /      \     /      \     /      \     /      \     /      \     /
   \   /        \   /        \   /        \   /        \   /        \   /
    \_/          \_/          \_/          \_/          \_/          \_/

 ___________                  ___________                 ___________
|           |                |           |               |           |
|   _(_)_   |    battle      |   ~\|/~   |               |           |
|   ~\|/~   |    shields     |    ~Y~    |               |   _(_)_   |
|    ~Y~    |                |           |               |   e\|/e   |
|   _(_)_   |    _______     |   ~\|/~   |    _______    |    oYo    |
|   ~\|/~   |   /       \    |    ~Y~    |   /       \   |     ^     |
(    ~Y~    )  (  _(_)_  )   (           )  (  ~\|/~  )  (           )
 \  _(_)_  /    \ ~\|/~ /     \  ~\|/~  /    \  ~Y~  /    \         /
  \ ~\|/~ /      \ ~Y~ /       \  ~Y~  /      \     /      \       /
   \ ~Y~ /        \   /         \     /        \   /        \     /
    \___/          \_/           \___/          \_/          \___/
30dec98
[battle shields]
--

  \../
  .oo.
__(__)__
~'"\/"'~~
                 oot  oot  owl
title: 2b||!2b (hoot hoot howl)
3jan99
--

           /\
          _||_
          /||              .`))))     .`)`)`)`)    .`).`).`)
         / ||             ((''''     ( ' ' ' '    ( '( '( '
        /  ||              `))))      `)`)`)`)     `) `) `)
      .`)  ||             (''''      ('('('('     (' (' ('
     ( '   ||              `))))      `)`)`)`)     `) `) `)
      `)   ||             (''''      ('('('('     (' (' ('
     ('    ||
      `)   ||
     ('    ||      .`)      .`)        .`)        .`)
           ||     ( '`)    ( '`)      ( ' .`)    ( '
           ||      `)'      `)'`)      `)( '      `) .`)
                  ('`)     ('`)'`)    ('  `)     (' ( '
                   `)       `)`)'`)    `)('       `) `)  .`)
                  ('`)     ('`)`)'    ('  `)     (' ('  ( '
                   ('       ('`)`)       ('          `)  `)
                             ('`)                   ('  ('
                              ('`)                       `)
                               ('                       ('
4jan99
--

                     .-'"``"'-.
                   .'          '.
                  /              \
                 /               o\
                /                  \
             .`)                   o\
            ( '                      \
             `)                      o\
            ('                         \
             `)                       7@|
            ('                          \\
            ,                            \\
            ,;                            ^^
  ~~~~.~~.~`'~.~~.~~~~~~~
       `. `--' .'
         `----'
4jan99
--

name: beak replacement
font: fixedsys, Topaz New2

iso-latin1
+-------+              _
  ('¬   |   ('=       ('a       ('c       ('k       ('o
`(( )   | `(( )     `(( )     `(( )     `(( )     `(( )
__||____| __||_____ __||_____ __||_____ __||_____ __||_____
dodo    |
+-------+
                             puffin
  ('r       ('z                 ('D       ('K       ('O
`(( )     `(( )               `(( )     `(( )     `(( )
__||_____ __||_____           __||_____ __||_____ __||_____
                      w
                    (\('C  squawk!         _
  ('P               `(( )==-              ('=o
`(( )               __||_____           `(( )
__||_____                               __||_____dodo!

       _   cheep! bloody cheep! all ready
      ('Z
    `(( )
    __||_____

   _         _         _         _         _
  ('4       ('7       ('@      o=')       4')
`(( )     `(( )     `(( )     `(( )       ( ))`
__||_____ __||_____ __||_____ __||______ __||_____
bird
with fish?   _    _          _      _      _      _
            ('7  ('Z        q')    S')    s')    =')
          `(( )`(( )        ( ))`  ( ))`  ( ))`  ( ))`
          __||___||___     __||__ __||__ __||__ __||__

5jan99
--

        s_z  bleat!
       S(")3  bleat!
   S"S"S` `"3
  /Ss s S   3  ....u'd've n'er gues'd... i'd ney sed 'bleat!'
  '"||""""||"
              (-:-easier to say in a north-english/north-britain accent-:-)
[translation: you would have not ever guessed if i had not said "bleat!"]
5jan99
oh god ... dont ever let me drink beer when i read news again!
--

font: fixedsys, Topaz New2
note: needs rework for other fonts


                    w
                  (\('C  squawk!         _
                  `(( )==-              ('=o
                  __||_____           `(( )  dodo!
                    __                __||_____
   _  _ _    _       _                  __
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`((`(( ) )`(( )   ('a       ('c
__||_||_|___||__`(( )_    `(( )
   _ ____  ___  __||_____ __||_____
    _ ___ ('4_    __        __
        `(( )      _         _
        __||_____
6jan98
--
          ,,
        W (")      , `)
        |->_<       )  ,
        | )'(\_v   (, ` )

adapted from lil-devl by jgs for Scott
7jan98
--

      \\       //
     \((   _   ))/
    \\\\\_("z_/////
     \\\\.':`.////
       \\\:::///
         \\://
          :::
         // \\
        \\\ ///
         \\ //
10jan99
--

                                 \|/|                    ___|/|
                                  | |                   |  -| |
                                |\|/                    |___|/
                                | |                         |
      _                          \|/|                    ___|/|
     | |  _             \         | |       /           |  =| |       /
     | |_| |  _          \      |\|/       /            |___|/       /
     |     |_| |  _       \     | |       /                 |       /
     |         |_| |_      \     \|/|    /               ___|/|    /
     |            _|_|      \     | |   /               |  -| |   /
     |           |_|_        \  |\|/   /                |___|/   /
     |   |||      _|_|        \ | |   /                     |   /
         |||     |_|_          \ \|/|/                   ___|/|/
                  _|_|          \ | /                   |  =| /
                 |_|             \|/       __ __ __ __ _|___|/
10jan99
--


_____________(^)_____
==-----------| |--->\
             ) (
            /   \
           /_____\

--


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    \\((   _   ))//    \\((   _   ))//
     \\\\     ////      ))\\     //((
      ))\\   //((       \\((     ))//
      \\ \\ // //        ))\\   //((
                         \\ \\ // //
10jan98
--

        .______________________.
        // // // // // // // //\ \\
       // // // // // // // // \\((
      (( (( (( (( (( (( (( ((   ))\\
      // // // // // // // //   \\((
     ((/((/((/((/((/((/((/((/   \))\\
     // // // // // // // //     \\(\\
    (( (( (( (( (( (( (( ((  o o  ))\\
    // // // // // // // //   I   \\((
   (( (( (( (( (( (( (( ((   \_/   ))\\
   // // // // // // // //         \\ \\

--
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        _        |   |
       / \/\_/\  |   |   /\
/\/\/\/ :    ::|_|   |/\/:
12jan99
--

       _  _  _ .'`;
     _(_)(_)(_)|  |
    (_)        `--'
     .-'``````---.
     |            ;
     `'-......---''
     .-'``'.
     |      \
     |       |
     :       \
     :        |
     :         \
     |          |
      \         /
       `'-...-'`
footprint
18jan99
--

hmmm. arches falling?


       _  _  _ .'`;
     _(_)(_)(_)|  |
    (_)        `--'
     .-'``````---.
     |            ;
     `'-......---''
     .-'``'.
     |    (         <-----.______ healthier foot print
     |     \         <----'
     :      \
     :       `.
     :         \
     |          |
      \         /
       `'-...-'`
foot correction by ejm

--
<---<<

ok...so where's the EOF marker?

<---<<
--


>>--->     -=O[  End of Doodles.txt  ]O=-     <---<<


--
.
EOF
can't u read?
^Z


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--

  _________,.__________
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          ,--.
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  ~~~~~~~.~`'~.~~~~~~~~
          `--'


         ,----.
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  ____'__'_,._'__'_____
  ~~~~.~~.~`'~.~~.~~~~~
       `. `--' .'
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14may99
--
         .------.
       ,' ,----. '.
     ,' ,' ,--. '. ',
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16may99
--
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            |  ('s
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            |__||_
             `-.  |`-.
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                  |_____
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                 (.(--)=|
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                              |`-.
                              |
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        \__
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           |__

--

//
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--

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.'`'.      `'-:+:-.,_
'.,\'      __.'[]--._`'-.,
    """"""".\_"_|____)
          '==========


\  /\  __..__
\\//\\/______\               /
|\\||\|[]__[]|              //
|__||_|__||__|_______________|

--

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--

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                                          | _.--. |  |=  '.
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                    _.-'`'.  ,..,___      | ####]-|  |=[##b_]
                .-]d##['`'].' ++++++`]    | ##;: _#  |= "Y##|
               [.+]###['`']|=[########    | __.. ##  |=   ]#|
               [.+]##P['`']|=[########    | ###b- |  |=[####|
               [.+'`_.-'`']|= ++++++]# [] | ####]-|  |=[####|__
    ;          [.+'`_.-'`']|=[######## |H_| ####]-| _|=___/\||/\
     `'-.      [.+]d##['`']|=[########_|H;= ####]-|/o\|||-O-||o|`
     .-._______|_+]###[.`']|_ +++++++]:;'---/\/\,|||||| |_,.-'`
    (_OO OO OOO////////H|/ .-\_......'``;'--.,_`''`````'^'
    `;:::::::o:`''''''; -'`.-'`---''`-'`___..  `'---''
cjr            """""""'     ''`     `--...
22jun99                     _ (.      _
                           '_)`      / \                         .
                         .-._)~      Y  \                 .-'`'-. \
                                    /    L_         _    /`:,.,:`\ \\     .
                           . . .   /      `-.      / \_ {  {:::}  } \\  _._\.-   .-'`
                            \ \| ./|  /\_    '-_   |  Y| = :-.-:  /  \(='`  \)_ /
                           \ \||// / /  /\_     `. |   | `-,___.-'  /J'      \\/
             ,  I   ,      _\YY'`\/ /  /  `-,     \|   |\I/\I/\I/ '           |\
             /|\|/|\|/_,.-'`_*.'*`\/__/.,. . `-_ _     |//|/\|\/I//
       ,.-'`/|/|\//|//|/``{__}--Y_*`_.. _* - * `;:;   _/.'/|/'\)/\/
    .-'`  .:.  .:.  .:. +.:.o_,-.-'+* .-o`._/;_+- *\-{*}--']o-////,---===----._
 _-'   .:.  .:.  .:.  .:.  +{@}--'`+...+ ,,+   )o+`-{*)*}___]-|||-'.:.         `''-,
(   .:.  .:.  .:.  .:.  .:.,   .:. _.:.``.:. '`'-''''`o:.+ .:.. .:. ' ____.        |
 `--,.:.-'=--'`-'`:_/=;_.-'-`-'`--'`--'`'\__)'``'--:--.-'`"`--''---'''----'---'''``
--

       _
      /.\
      Y  \
     /   "L
    //  "/
    |/ /\_=========
    / /
   / /
   \/

24jun99

--
                     CWWWWWWWO
                     CWWWWWWWO
      nikki/jgs      'CWWWWWO'
                      'CWAWO'
                      .CMAMO.
                     .CMAAAMO.
                   .CMAIMAMIAMO.
                 .CMAAIMAAAMIAAMO.
               .CMMAAIIAAZAAIIAAMMO.
              .CMAAAIIAAZ.ZAAIIAAAMO.
              CMAAIIIAAZ...ZAAIIIAAMO
              CAAIIIIAZ.. ..ZAIIIIAAO
              'CAIIIAZ..   ..ZAIIIAO'
               'CIIIZ..     ..ZIIIO'
                'CIIZ...   ...ZIIO'
                 'CIZZ... ...ZZIO'
                  'CIZ..   ..ZIO'
                   'V..     ..V'
                    Y'       'Y
                    '         '

gasp! ... this is _so_ good

--

              _____    ____                       _____    ____
              \_   \  /  _/     /\  _____ ________\_   \  /  _/
                \   \/  / \    /  \/  _  \\______   \   \/  /
                 \     /   \/\/   /  /_\  \|       _/\     /
                 /     \         /    |    \    |   \/     \
                /___    \___/\  /\____|     \___|    \__    \_
                    \____/    \/      |______/  |_____/ \____/
3jul99
--


      _\|      __     |/_
    _-  \_   _/"->   _/  -_
    -_    `-'7   F`-'    _-
     `=.__.=-(  ,)-=.__.='
           ')) ()()'
          '( (' )) )'
"""""""""` . _    _ .`"""""""""


_      `-._     `-.     `.   \      :      /   .'     .-'     _.-'      _
 `--._     `-._    `-.    `.  `.    :    .'  .'    .-'    _.-'     _.--'
      `--._    `-._   `-.   `.  \   :   /  .'   .-'   _.-'    _.--'
`--.__     `--._   `-._  `-.  `. `. : .' .'  .-'  _.-'   _.--'     __.--'
__    `--.__    `--._  `-.  `-. `. \:/ .' .-'  .-'  _.--'    __.--'    __
  `--..__   `--.__   `--.  _\|      __     |/_  .--'   __.--'   __..--'
--..__   `--..__  `--._  _-  \_   _/"->   _/  -_  _.--'  __..--'   __..--
      ``--..__  `--..__  -_    `-'7   F`-'    _-  __..--'  __..--''
...___        ``--..__ `- `=.__.=-(  ,)-=.__.=' -' __..--''        ___...
      ```---...___    ``--..    ')) ()()'    ..--''    ___...---'''
```-----....._____```---...    '( (' )) )'    ...---'''_____.....-----'''
                     """""""""` . _    _ .`"""""""""
5jul99
composite:
 bird from top-half of 'test.asc' by me,
 hearth (fireplace) from 'saga 7f' by me,
 lines from 'nirvana.sig' by miK with credits to VK
--

              ---..
            () ()_ `'.
         ()      '(), `.
       ()   /\-/\   (),`,
      ()   ( e e(    () :
      ()    \___")   () :
       ()           ()`
         ()       ()
            () ()

--

           gobble'd'gook
           tbooyr'q'tbbx
                   .
    . /_________  /|\
      \            |
--

maze.ansi.c - antonyc@nntp-server.caltech.edu (Bill T. Cat)

char*M,A,Z,E=40,J[80],T[3];main(C){for(M=J+E,*J=A=scanf("%d",&
C)            ;--            E;J             [E            ]=M
[E   ]=  E)   printf("._");  for(;(A-=Z=!Z)  ||  (printf("\n|"
)    ,   A    =              39              ,C             --
)    ;   Z    ||    printf   (T   ))T[Z]=Z[A-(E   =A[J-Z])&&!C
&    A   ==   M               [               A              ]
|6<<11<rand()||!C&!Z?J[M[E]=M[A]]=E,J[M[A]=A-Z]=A,"_.":" |"];}
     .
    /|\
     |
     `---- i had to change this to 27

with an input value of 5
produces:
._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._
| ._| . . ._| | |_._._. . ._|_._._._._. ._|_. ._|_._. ._| | . ._|_. | . ._._. |
| ._|_| |_. | | | | ._._|_._|_._. . |_. | | | ._._| |_._._._| | ._. ._| . . |_|
|_._._._. | ._|_. ._._._. | | ._. |_._. . | ._._| |_. | . ._._._. |_. | |_|_| |
| | . |_._| . ._._._| ._._. ._._| | | |_| . | |_. . ._|_|_| ._._. |_._|_| . | |
|_._|_._._._|_._._._|_|_._._._|_._|_._._._|_._._._|_._._._._|_._._._._._._|_._|
|


and using this - maze.ansi40.c

char*M,A,Z,E=20,J[40],T[3];main(C){for(M=J+E,*J=A=scanf("%d",&
C)            ;--            E;J             [E            ]=M
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maze40
with an input value of 15
gave:
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23sep99
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24sep99
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25sep99
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(originally vt100 ext charset - converted 6sep99)
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10oct99
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--

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18oct99
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18oct99
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19oct99
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20oct99
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21oct99
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24oct99
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28oct99
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cjr                      `               '
5nov99

the creator of universes was happy ...
he'd just inserted a seven-sided snowflake
into a blizzard as an experiment ...
and no-one had noticed. - t.pratchett
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EOF
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cjr       >-'``                        `'
20nov99
--

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24nov99   |      |-   |
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                                    /  /
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                       |  |     /\   \  \
                       \  \     \/    | |
                        `-.`-._      / /
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--
[1445hrs]
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          7 7~~'"""            7 7
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         0)__.-'             0) ^'-.__
                             0)__.-'
cjr
26nov99
--

                 |
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26nov99
--

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: | \. \       / ;/ :/
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hazy sun
27nov99
--

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    \     /       '=( . . )='        .--.--.
    _\---/_        ___(_)___        /:__:__:
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      """       mushroom people              "
           (http://CeeJay.marmoset.net/)
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                     )"(
cjr/CJ               """
28nov99
--

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              .        |           (.  )  _ _/:.
                     __|           / /   //   :.
                  /\_|            (_(o__/_)    :.
                 /                  """ "

29nov99
--


                          \
               .-:========...   )
              / /  ______/...  /
             / /  )
            / /.-`
           / //
          /./ )
          "/.'
           "
--

this is an experiment using Veronica's overlay method

                 _.._
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            |   |\  _.-; |  \
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        /  /      |  | |      \|   \
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     /  /      /`    |   \      \   |
    |  /     /`      |    \      \  |
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cjr
30nov99
--
this is an experiment using Veronica's overlay method



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             | _  _ \ /\/       | _  _ \ /\/      | _  _ \ /\/
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              \ |_   |           \ |_   |          \ |_   |
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      /    \  |         | /         >      /   `###/         | /
     /       /          ||          >     /      #/          ||
            |          /            >    /       |          /
cjr                                 >   /        |         /
1dec99                              Bill Taylor
--

       -. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. ,-
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        --'/`-'\`-' `-'X`-' `-'/`-'\`-
          /     \     / \     /
        -'       \   /   \   /
2dec99            `-'     `-'
--
>
> Ethernet 10/100baseT
>
>     Device1 Plug1            Plug2 Device2
>
> 1       1a. ,-. ,-. ,-. ,-. ,-. ,-. ,1a 8        1,2 computer->hub
>            X   X   X   X   X   X   X
> 2       1b' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `1b 7
>
> 3       2a----. ,-. ,-. ,-. ,-. ,----2a 6        3,6 hub->computer
>                X   X   X   X   X
> 4       3a--. / `-' `-' `-' `-' \ .--3a 5
>              X                   X
> 5       3b. / \ ,-. ,-. ,-. ,-. / \ ,3b 4
>            X   X   X   X   X   X   X
> 6       2b' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `2b 3
>
> 7       1a. ,-. ,-. ,-. ,-. ,-. ,-. ,1a 2
>            X   X   X   X   X   X   X
> 8       1b' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `1b 1
>
> Neil Franklin, neil@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/
>
--

something for xmas?....

   .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .    _   _
  _    _  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .   |\_/|
  \    \   .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .     |   | _  _  _
  _\_  _\_  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .   _|   |(-`| `| `\/
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  _\_  _\_ .  .    .:::::.   .  .    _   _
  \    \    .  .  ::: _ _ :   .  .    \ /
  \\_  \\_   .    :::  \_ :    .  .    X   _._  _ (`
  \\_  \\_ .  .     :  - .'  .  .    _/ \ | ) )(_|_)
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  ;;;;;;;:::::::.            .:::::    /__\   |    |
  ;;;;;;;;;::::::::.........:::::::  _/    \_ |___.|___
  ;;;;;;;;;;;;:::::::::::::::::::;;
 ... that looks dull and boring!
6dec99
--
;;;;;;;;:::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;
;;;;;;:::'''       ''':::;;;;;;
;;;:::'        :        ':::;;;
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:'            / \            ':
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       :     |   |      \ /
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::.  |   |   |_/   \_  |   |
;::::|   |::_/       \_|   |:::
;;:::|   |_/         ::|   |::;
-=[]-------------[]=- _|   |
   )  Season's    ) _)_|_oo|_
  (  Greetings   (  )(_) () (_
   )          cjr ) \/) (  ) (
-=[]-------------[]=- \/   \/
5dec99
--


               |
             .' '.
       /\_  /\_ _/\  _/\
       ) (__) ( ) (__) (
       _)_()_(  _) ()_(_
        | oo]    [oo |
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       _|_oo]_  _[oo_|_
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       ) (  ) ( ) (  ) (
       \/   \/   \/   \/
             '. .'
6dec99         |
--

           _
      ____(
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      `'--(_

--

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      ##                   ##
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         ##             ##
           ##         ##
             ##     ##
               ## ##
                 #


8dec99
--


       /\   /\    /\   /\
     /\) (  ) (/\) (  ) (/\
     )(_) () (_)(_) () (_)(
     _)_| oo]|_( _[oo | _(_
    {{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}
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      `:`'.   >   \;;::::'
       `: :  _`---'_::::'
        `:: (-=====-)::'
         `:  ) (::;(::'
           `(:..:::-)'
             """""""

[king james 6th of scotland]
[king james 1st of united-kingdom]
surprises me this geezer never got his head cut off
... must've been quite a diplomat
8dec99
--


      _______| |_______
             | |
      -------(o)-------
             | |
         ----| |----

--

>>       >>>>>>>>
>>>   >>>>>>>>°>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>   >>>>>>>>><
>>        >>>>>>>
>


>    >>>>>>>>>
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>><
>    >>>>>>>>>
fixed-width alignment of someone's fish
--
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                     \\_| |
                      ""(_)

--
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.....#.......         |  ,  |  |  \ (_\| )(_|(_\|_|_
..#..#.......          `"   |  "   \_
...##........            ._/
.............
_________________________________________
--

         /\   /\    /\   /\
       /\) (  ) (/\) (  ) (/\
       )(_) () (_)(_) () (_)(
       _)_| oo]|_( _[oo |_(_
       o  \   | o|o |   /  o
        \_|\__|\_|_/|__/|_/
        |   |  \   /  |   |
        (   )  )   (  (   )         __  \_    ...      \...
       / _ /   /   \   \ _ \         \\ |      ||       ||    \____
       |  ||  |     |  ||  |          \\|_____\||______\||_________\
       `  ``  `     `  ``  `

       _ _      _ _        _
       _)_  oo]|_( _[oo   _(_
       )(_) () (_)(_) () (_)(
       \/) (  ) (\/) (  ) (\/
         \/   \/    \/   \/


8dec99

--
               .-''-''-.
              /   '-'  .: __
      .._    /  /|||\\  Y`  `\
     |:  `-.J  /__ __.., )   |
     |  .   ( ( ==|<== : )   |
     :   `.(  )\ _L__ /( )   |
      \    \(  )\\__//(  )   |
       \    \  ):`'':(  /    \
        -_   -.-   .'-'` ` . |
         `. :           .  ' :
          )            :    /
         /    : /   _   :  :
        @)    : |  (@)  | :
         \   /   \     / /
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           |           (
           |           \
          /   )         \
         |               \
         |                |
         \                |
         |  `\__          \
         |    |#\ /        |
         |     \#Y         |
         |       |        /
cjr
30dec99
major rework of overlay 18dec99
--

    she stared at me from her tall pony and said ...


                        _.--.,-._
                      .'     \\  `\
                     /     ..-'-.. \
                    /    ./       \ :
                   :     /|--,. .-| |
                   :_ _/( |`o > :o|  \
                   |    \/     _> /  |
                   |  .-'\   =<_>/   |
                   | `   |_>..../.,_ |           __,.
                   |     /          `'-----'''```
                   \    /
                    \  :                ________.._.-
                    |  |        _.-'````       \ \
                    |   \      '               / |
                    |    `.             -.._.-'\/
                     \     `-_                `.`\
                      \       `-_              `. \
                       \    _.-^ `-_            `. \
                        \.-^        `-          `.
                                      `.
                                        `.

   "i love a good buck" - prudence

cjr (overlay)
22dec99
--

                         )  )                    (  (
                    '-..-._'-._                _.-'_.-..-'
                       )   `)  `\            /`  (`   r
                        )'-._-.  )          (  .-_.-'j
  .-"``````'-.____    .)'-.  \ ) |          | ( /  .c'(.    ____.-'``````"-.
  '      _.-'`    `'-.;    \ '),/            \,(' /    ;.-'`    ''-._      '
     ...'/            \'-._,),.'              '.,(,_.-`/            \'...
  .:` / :              :                              :              : \ `:.
  :  /  :              :                              :              :  \  :
  : |    \            /                                \            /    | :
  : |     `.        .'                            .     '.        .`     | :
  : |=======`-.__.-'============================o=|======='-.__.-`=======| :
  '.|------------------------------------------<O\|----------------------|.'
    `.__________________________________________|\|_____________________.`
      \                _."``````'-.        .-'``````"._                /
       '.____________."       _..,/________\,.._       ".____________.'
         `'-.___.--'`      _.`  /            \  `._      `'--.___.-'`
                       _:``/    |            |    \``:_
                     .' /  |:   |____________|   :|  \ '.
                  _:'  |   |    |            |    |   |  `:_
                ``     |  :|    |            |    |:  |     ``
                       |   |   :|            |:   |   |
                       |   |    |____________|    |   |
                           |    |            |    |
                           |    |            |    |
cjr                             |            |
29dec99                         |            |
warrior on the edge
of time - hawkwind
--
     .        .        .
    o|       o|       o|
  <7O|=    <7O|=    <7O|=     <7__
  (<( }-.  (< (}-.  ( <(}-.   (_( }-.
  ||//     ||//     ||//      ||//

--

      <^> <^>            <>               _
      | | | |  _         ||         o      \
      | |/| |  _\  > > > ||/> > > > > _ >  _\
      | |/| | (||\ \/\/  ||\  \/\/  | |\| (||\
      | | | |  ```  ` `  || `  ` `  ` ` `  ```
      | | | |            ||
      |_|  \|            \|

30dec99
--

         /\
       /\) (
       )(_) (
      ( )_|(=_
       o  \  =_  ______   .==
        \_|\  =='      '\/
          _/|  \   /  |   |
        _/  )  )   (  (   )
       / _ /   /   \   \ _ \
       |  ||  |     |  ||  |
       `  ``  `     `  ``  `
30dec99
-----------------------------------------------------------------
.  here we go ... a simplified view
.
.  struct char_set (
.
.      0 .. 31  : unprintable control-codes   >
.     32 .. 126 : printable ascii char set    >--- ASCII CHAR SET
.    127        : backspace+delete            >
.    128 .. 255 : extended char set           ]--- OEM/ISO EXTENSION
.
.  )
.
.   32-126  guaranteed to pass through all transports
.  128-255  different in every font
.
.  recommend usage of the chars 32-126, which are:-
.
.      !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@
.      ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`
.      abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~
.
.  to ensure widest possible distribution.
.
.  a char is a character or glyph that you can see
.  on the key-caps of your keyboard
.
.  ascii-art is a picture made using those chars
.
.  eg:
.              /|
.             //
.           _//
.           ()~   v__
.            \\___|==)__
.             \(/       \
.              (  ~\Y/~  )
.               \  ~Y~  /
.           _   (\  "  /
.          ('Z  \#\   /)
.        `({ )  |#|\_/#|
.        __||__
.
---------------------------------------------------------------
an advanced user is one that knows what type of font to use and knows
the ascii character set and ten ascii-art commandments off by heart
---------------------------------------------------------------
--
genEric
                    ___
       .----.      __) `\
       | == |     < __=- |
    ___| :: |___   \\ `)/
    \  `----'  /\  (\) (
     \   `.   /( \/ /\\
     |    :   | \  /  \\
     \   _._  /  `"   <_>
      xxx(o)xx

7jan0
--
          /\\---\\   //---//\   /\\---\\
          \//---//   \\---\\/   \//---//
          /\\---\\   //---//\   /\\---\\
          \//---//   \\---\\/   \//---//
          /\\---\\   //---//\   /\\---\\
          \//---//   \\---\\/   \//---//
7jan0
--
       _                  _
       |'||  |)/_  |) /\ /  |/
       | ||  |)\   |)/~~\\_ |\

--

          )\
         (  \
         _)  \
        /'\   \
        \ /    \
        /^\     \

9jan0
--
          .---.`---'.---.`---'.---.`---'
`---'.---.`---'.---.`---'.---.`---'.---.
`---'.---.`---'.---.`---'.---.`---'.---.
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          .---.`---'.---.`---'.---.`---'
          .---.`---'.---.`---'.---.`---'
`---'.---.`---'.---.`---'.---.`---'.---.
10jan0
--

      (||)
      (||)(||)
      (||)(||)(||)
      (||)(||)(||)(||)(||)

--
             _         _
            ( '-------' )
             \ |\   /| /
              \^^   ~~/
               \  :  /
                \. ./
                 '-'

--

            /(_
           /_  (_
          / O    \
         |_.      |
         \        |
          |       |\
         /        | \
         |     \  (-.\     fish walking
       _)\      \ (
       )_/\      \_(
           \    /
            )  (                 _  _ _
           /  _ \               /'\/'\'\
          / _// /               \(/\(/(/
      \\_/_/  \_\/             ./<./</<.

22jan0
the mage wars aftermath.
all-out thaumaturgical war...
trees swam, fishes walked,
mountains strolled down to the
shops for a packet of cigarettes.
 - t.pratchett
                                          |/
                                          || /
                                          |||--/
  very poor attempt                      ||//~~\\
  at tree swimming                       |//-    ~
                _    _                   //
                ~\_: ~\_:\             _/\
                  ~\:  ~\:           _/~ _\
                    ~\   ~\        _/   _/
           ``'-.,_,.:-``'-.,_,.='``'-.,/,.-'``'-.,_,.='``
          ``'-.,_,.:-``'-.,_,.='``'-.,_,.-'``'-.,_,.='```
         ``'-.,_,.:-``'-.,_,.='``'-.,_//-'``'-.,_,.='````
                                     //|
                              _    -//|
23jan0           _             \\__//||
               _/ \             /--|||
              /  -=\              / ||
            _/\/\/\/\_              /|
          _/=-        \_
         /              \
         /...........-=.\
               \  /
               / /\/\
              / /\_/\)
           (\/ /
            `--

--
               ________ ________
            __/       / \       \__
          /`         |   |         `\
          \ .-'\      \_/      /'-. /
     .--.  `   /               \   `  .--.
  .-`    )  .-`                 `-.  (    `-.
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Vice Admiral Acker wrote:
>
> I love making these images!  They're FUN and KEWL, but there's a
> probelmo.  I can't find aything in this room to do, because all I =CAN=
> do is make squares and slopes and stuff (only one type of slope too),
> and I wanna make MORE!  I'm looking and I see so many things that would
> be FUN to do, but I don't know how to make .;~;. (one of those waves)
> and stuff... =(
> Help!
>


Just sit down and play with the characters. Remember to read the FAQ
first to find out what characters you should use:

http://studserv.stud.uni-hannover.de/~freise/ascii/faq.html

Here are some examples of lines, waves and similar stuff (A couple of
them are made by me, but most are not, I just picked them up here or
on the web somewhere):


  .-.     .-.     .-.     .-.     .-.     .-.     .-.     .-.     .-.     .-.
dtodt\dtodtod\odtodto\todtodt\dtodtod\odtodto\todtodt\dtodtod\odtodto\todtodt\
'     `-'     `-'     `-'     `-'     `-'     `-'     `-'     `-'     `-'     `



  .--.      .-'.      .--.      .--.      .--.      .--.      .`-.      .--.
:::::.\::::::::.\::::::::.\::::::::.\::::::::.\::::::::.\::::::::.\::::::::.\
'      `--'      `.-'      `--'      `--'      `--'      `-.'      `--'      `




      Here's a wavy line by MJ:

     .-.     .-.     .-.     .-.     .-.     .-.     .-.
`._.'   `._.'   `._.'   `._.'   `._.'   `._.'   `._.'   `._.'


      Here's Richard Kirk's DNA-like version:

  .-.-.   .-.-.   .-.-.   .-.-.   .-.-.   .-.-.   .-.-.   .-.-
 / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \
`-'   `-`-'   `-`-'   `-`-'   `-`-'   `-`-'   `-`-'   `-`-'


och en enradig sinus

.·''·..·''·..·''·..·''·..·''·..·''·..·''·..·''·..·''·.




1           _..--""--.._
2       _,-'            `-._
3     ,'                    `.
4   ,'                        `.
5  /                            \
6 /                              \
7|                                |
8|                                |
9|                                |
0|                                |
1|                                |
2|                                |
3 \                              /
4  \                            /
5   `.                        ,'
6     `._                  _,'
7        `-._          _,-'
8            ""--..--""




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2 /^^\
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line collection, lines, linjer


     3/1    2/1     1/1     2/3     1/2
|    |      /      /      .'      .'
|    |     |      /      /      .'
|    /     /     /     .'     .'          1/3
|   |     |     /     /     .'         .-'
|   |     /    /    .'    .'        .-'
|   /    |    /    /    .'       .-'       1/4
|  |     /   /   .'   .'      .-'      _.-'
|  |    |   /   /   .'     .-'     _.-'       1/5
|  /    /  /  .'  .'    .-'    _.-'      _.--'
| |    |  /  /  .'   .-'   _.-'     _.--'      1/6
| |    / / .' .'  .-'  _.-'    _.--'    __.--'     1/7
| |   | / / .' .-' _.-'   _.--'   __.--'    __..--'
              _.-'  _.--'   __.--'   __..--'    1/8
               _.--'  __.--'  __..--'   __..--''
                __.--' __..--'  __..--''
                __..--' __..--''
                __..--''
               -------------------------- 0



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i got some more lines like these:

          ;          ,`          ,-`          ,-~`          ,--~`
         ;         ,`         ,-`         ,-~`         ,--~`
        ;        ,`        ,-`        ,-~`        ,--~`
       ;       ,`       ,-`       ,-~`       ,--~`
      ;      ,`      ,-`      ,-~`      ,--~`
     ;     ,`     ,-`     ,-~`     ,--~`
    ;    ,`    ,-`    ,-~`    ,--~`
   ;   ,`   ,-`   ,-~`   ,--~`
  ;  ,`  ,-`  ,-~`  ,--~`
 ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~`
;,`,-`,-~`,--~`

glory



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lines


5/1 4/1 3/1 2/1      1
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 :   :  :    :      :
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:   :  :   :    :
:  :   :  :    :
:  :  :   :   :
:  :  :  :   :
:  :  :  :  :


Randy Gardner

----

There is a big gap inbetween 2/1 and 1/1, so I am adding 3/2:


/0 5/1 4/1 3/1 2/1  3/2    1
:   :   :   :   :    :     :
:   :   :  :    :   :     :
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:  :  :   :  :   :   :
:  :  :  :   :  :   :
:  :  :  :  :  :   :
:  :  :  :  :  :  :


Randy Gardner



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.-.     .-.-.     .-.-.     .-.-.     .-.-.     .-.-.     .-.-.     .-.-.
 \ \   / / \ \   / / \ \ Rob Rogers    rar4@po.CWRU.edu  / / \ \   / / \ \
  \ \ / /   \ \ / /   \ \Case Western Reserve University/ /   \ \ / /   \ \
   `-`-`     `-`-`     `-School of Mechanical Engineering`     `-`-`     `-`

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|/           '-'         '-'

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                        ______
                       /\     \
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                    _\    / ____/_
                   /\ \  / /\     \
                  /  \ \/_/  \     \
                 /    \__/    \_____\
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       /\ \  /     /              \  / /\     \
      /  \ \/_____/                \/_/  \     \ -axiac
     /    \_____\                    /    \_____\
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   /\ \  /     /  \/\     \/\     \/\     \/\     \
  /  \ \/_____/    \ \     \ \     \ \     \ \     \
 /    \_____\ \_____\ \_____\ \_____\ \_____\ \_____\
 \    /     / /     / /     / /     / /     / /     /
  \  /     / /     / /     / /     / /     / /     /
   \/_____/\/_____/\/_____/\/_____/\/_____/\/_____/




_.,-*~'`^'*-,._           _.,-*'`^'*-,.
               '*-,._  Mike Stillman   '*-,
                     '*-,.__.,-*'       Chicago, IL        _.,-*~'`^'*-,._
  mikebvc@rci.ripco.com                       '*-,._.,-*'`^               '





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-=[ fleur-de-lis ]=-  5/98


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Vanishing point

 _____________________________
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|'      '      |      '      '|
`-----------------------------'

Kapo aka Agarwaen



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Andreas



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/ L \ O / N \ E / S \   / S \ M / I \ T / H \      or: lones@umich.edu
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File: mirrors/shieldwolf/ascii/sixobest.txt
This file contains SIX of my BEST ascii artworks
(the ones that took effort and time to create)
(even tho' they may not be completed)(c)cjr
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[its a bird]
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26nov98
[winter solstice]
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      ||- }'!!'--'\|/'--'|  |!      |    distant sign to make anew ...    |
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      ||   _ _ [xxxOxxx] |_ |_      |    goode mourning olde lyffe ...    |
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      ||___(__,_)     (_,__)
10dec98
[knight][ for -cfbd- ]
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5nov99

the creator of universes was happy ...
he'd just inserted a seven-sided snowflake
into a blizzard as an experiment ...
and no-one had noticed. - t.pratchett
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        |:|\_..J...|:|             ... aNDriods aRe we ...
       _|:|\ t----j|:|_               ...'ll bAre You n0 soN ...
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      / .-'  :'x71':  `\           ||_   |    ... adjusT me...adjuzzt me
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      /.'`/ .'  ':'  '. \\       .'\ .'    ... adjuztme ...adJustmE ...
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--


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cover                                \ q                   $888$zZ*"

--

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From: kato@nttsgw.yh.ntts.co.jp (Tatsuya Kato)
Newsgroups: fj.sources
Subject: oneko - Neko runs over the windows (Part01/05)
Message-ID: <KATO.90Oct19233829@nttsgw.yh.ntts.co.jp>
Date: 19 Oct 90 14:38:29 GMT
Sender: kato@nttsgw.yh.ntts.co.jp
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Organization: NTT Software Co., Yokohama, Japan
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X               Original program written by
X                           Masayuki Koba
X               Modified by
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title: profile surprise
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title: doodle/leaf in winter?
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\ @@@     \___|___/      @@@
 \|||\_____\__|__/______/|||
  \|______________________|
title: full-moon/window-dressing
(c)cjr_10feb97

--

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.../\/\/\/\/\/\/\./.\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/......
..................\........................
................../........................
..................\........................
................../........................
..................\........................
................../..cjr_7mar97............
..................\........................
..........................................
title: tribal(quadbal?), aztech? usa-indian? asian?
(c)cjr_7mar97

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.........../.......\......................
..................._)..........|.............
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................(_).(_)......./...............
.............../.......\__ __/...................
..............|...........................
..............|...........................
...............\..........................
................\__ __.........................
..........................................
title: tribal
(c)cjr_4apr97

--

..........................................o.o...........
........o.o..........oo....... ........o.......o........
......o.....o.....o......o...........o...........o......
.....o.......o...o........o.........o.............o.....
......o.....o....o........o.........o.............o.....
........o.o.......o......o...........o...........o......
.....................oo...... .........o.......o........
..........................................o.o...........
title: well,well,well
(c)cjr_11feb98

--

.....................
........o.o..........
......o/\_/\o........
.....o| ¬ ¬( o.......
......o\__")o........
........o.o..........
.....................
title: dog-circle
(c)cjr_11feb98
.....................   ........   _   .......   o
........o..o..........  ......  -'   '-  ........  o
......o/\_/\ o........  ....  -'/\-/\  '-  ......  o
.....o| ¬ ¬(  o.......  ...  -:| ¬ ¬(   ;-  .....  o
......o\___")o........  ....  -.\___") ,-  ......  o
........o..o..........  ......  -. _ ,-  ........  o
.....................   ........      .......   o
title: wolf-circle
(c)cjr_11feb98
.....................   .....................   o
........o..o..........  ........o....o..........  o
......o/\_/\ o........  ......o /\-/\  o........  o
.....o| ¬ ¬(  o.......  .....o | ¬ ¬(   o.......  o
......o\____")o.......  ......o \____")o........  o
........o..o..........  ........o....o..........  o
.....................   .....................   o
title: wolf-circle2
(c)cjr_11feb98
.....................
........o..o..........
......o/\-/\ o........
.....o| ¬"¬(  o.......
......o\ ..| o........
........o--o..........
.....................
title: whom
(c)cjr_11feb98

--

.....................                 ...................
......     .    ........           ........    .    ........
.....   `.\|/.'  ........         ........  `.\|/.'  ........
.....   -- o --   .........     .........   -- o --   .........
.....   .'/|\`.  ........         ........  .'/|\`.  ........
......     '    ........           ........    '    ........
.....................                 ...................
title: star-burst
(c)cjr_11feb98
[][ bet ive seen it b4 ...
[][ subliminal reproductions unlimited

--

      /\
     (  )
      ||
     |  |
     |  |
     |  |
     |  | ____
     |  |/ /  )
    _|__|_/__/
   (/cjr_\)

title: candle
(c)cjr_1998

--

..................................._____...
................................../    /\...
..............................___/____/  \..
........................_____/   \    \  /..
........ _____  ......./    /____/\____\/...
....... /    /\  ...../____/\    \  /.......
...... /____/  \  ....\    \ \____\/........
...... \    \  / ......\____\/..............
....... \____\/ ............................
...............cjr_7mar98...................
............................................
...  _ _ _____ _ _  ........................
  _ _ ___/   /\____ _ _ ....................
      / /___/ /   /\   .....................
 _ __/__\___\/___/ / cjr_11mar98............
  _ _\___\/  \___\/_ _ .....................
...........................................
............  _____  __ _  ...............
...........  /\    \        ..............
   _ __  ___/  \____\  __ _  .............
        /   \  /    /       .............
 _ __  /____/\/____/ __ _  .............
       \    \  / ......................
  _ __  \____\/ cjr_12mar98...........
.....................................
title: boxz (isometric? boxes:)
(c)cjr_1998


--


     '  '
    ' /\ '
     ( ")
      ()
    .-||-.
   /  ||  \
      ||
  cjr ||
     /  \
   (/    \)

title: matchstick being
(c)cjr_1998

--

.....................................
.....................................
.....................................
.................. \   ..............
..................  x2___ ...........
................. .' ................
......................cjr_15mar98....
...........depends on font...........
...........try: lucida console.......
.....................................

--

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.........\./............................
..........|...........................
........./.\./.\./........................
............|...|......................
.........../.\./.\........................
..............|.......................
...........\./.\./........................
............|...|.....................
.........../.\./.\./......................
..................|.cjr_4apr98..................
.....................................
title: chem-chain
(c)cjr_1998

--

      ('¬
    `(( )
    __||__________

title: dodo
(c)cjr_1998
[][  so simple, sum-1 must've done it b4,
[][  altho it contains a PC-char for beak.
[][  - on unix  may see '\172' string
[][  - on ansi  may see 'a/' symbol
[][  - on vt100 may see '1/4' symbol
[][  ...still looks ok on vt100 & ansi tho

--

       (( ) (( )
      ( )) ( ))
       (( ) (( )
      ( )) ( ))
       (( ) (( )
      ( )) ( ))
       (( ) (( )
      ( )) ( ))
       (( ) (( )
      ( )) ( ))
title: transvalence
(c)cjr_1998

--

    (( ) (( )  ( ))( ))    (( ) (( )    (()(( )    (()(( )
   ( )) ( ))    (( )(( )   ( )) ( ))   ( ))())   ( ))())
    (( ) (( )  ( ))( ))    (( ) (( )    (()(( )    (()(( )
   ( )) ( ))    (( )(( )   ( )) ( ))   ( ))())   ( ))())
    (( ) (( )  ( ))( ))    (( ) (( )    (()(( )    (()(( )
   ( )) ( ))    (( )(( )   ( )) ( ))   ( ))())   ( ))())
    (( ) (( )  ( ))( ))    (( ) (( )    (()(( )    (()(( )
   ( )) ( ))    (( )(( )   ( )) ( ))   ( ))())   ( ))())
    (( ) (( )  ( ))( ))    (( ) (( )    (()(( )    (()(( )
   ( )) ( ))    (( )(( )   ( )) ( ))   ( ))())   ( ))())
title: morphosis
(c)cjr_1998

--


         \
          \
  (\  __! /)
   \\('')// \
    (.\/.)
     \__/
     ||||
    //''\\
   (/cjr \)

title: Geronimo
(c)cjr_1998

--


   /\      /\     .....................
  /  \    /  \    ....   /\  /\   .....
   o    /  o      ...    ' /_'     ....
       /___       ...              ....
                  ....     \/     .....
      \  /        .....................
       \/

title: Kristina's
(c)cjr_1998

--

    __           /
   //_\         /
  //(_)\_______/,
 |/(` ________:#)
 |||\   _)   /
     \  |   /
      \  \_/_______
      (___________
       ^^^^^
title: girl on swing (style)
(c)cjr_1998

--

   |          /\
   |          ||
  _|_         ||
   #          ||
   |\   ///~  ||
    \\ ('') _ ||
     \`----''\||
     ( .\/. )\||
      \ .. /  |#
      /||||\  ||
     //''''\\ ||
    //      \\||
  @@@        @@cjr

title: highlander
(c)cjr_1998

--

+---------------------------------------------------+
| kev@cyberkev.demon.co.uk 's .plan file from work, |
| the bike is ace!  ....depends on font....         |
+---------------------------------------------------+

Login name: cooper                     In real life: Kevin Cooper
Directory: /home/miorac/pts/cooper     Shell: /bin/csh
Project: Px86-00 Software Development
Plan:
To save up enough money to buy a GSXR-750-WT

   /h_
  O\_=O  .  .    .       .           .
       /h__
      O\__=O  .  .    .       .           .

--


    ()_()
    (\ /)
     \ /
      "
[][ this is bound to have been done
[][ before by someone else... i bet
title: rodent
(c)cjr_21apr1998

--

          \
     !__  /)
    _('')// \
   /( \/ )   \o~~ ~
   \\\__/    ^
    \|  |
    //""\\
   //    \)
  //    //
  @@    @@

title: peace-pipe
(c)cjr_21apr1998

--

_________
\.-,_-¬,(
.\`. -,(
  \ `.(
-'-\( |
      |
      |
    /\O/\
    \ " /
     ` '
title: spider
(c)cjr_26apr1998

--


    /   \
    \/|\/
    /\O/\
    \ " /
     ` '

title: spider/scarab?
(c)cjr_7may1998


--

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.. )\   .......               .........
.. ) \              ________     ......
.. )  \___...---~~~~       /     ......
..  )               \\ () /___     ....
..  )/~~----...______\\______/     ....
....  fish       (/\)
............................ cjr   ......
...looks a bit dead, mate!..............
.......................................
.......................................


--


    |   |
    |    |
    |     |
    |     /
    |     \
    |     |
    |     /
    |     \
    |     |
    \     |
     \____\
cjr

--
        _
   ____("=___
  /....  ....\
       ||
cjr    ^^

--
          _
     ____/"¬___
    /....  ....\
    '||' || '||'
cjr      ^^

--

    _\        /_
   ___\      /___
   ____|  _ |____
   ____\_/"=/____
   .    .  .    .
    '||' || '||'
cjr      ^^

--

      ________
     /      __
    ////////
cjr

--
                  __
     ________    / '=- _______
    /        \__/""\__/       \
   ////////     """"    \\\\\\\\
               \""""/
               ///\\\

                  .
                 .
                  ;
                 .
                 ;.
                cjr

--

      _____              _____
      \    \            /    /
      |     |     __   |     |
      |     |    / '=- |     |
      \      \__/""\__/      /
      /         """"         \
      |        \""""/        |
       \/\/\/\////\\\\/\/\/\/
cjr             m  m

--


    o    o
      o    o
   o  _=_
   \__(")__/
      \_/
      /|\
      \|/
  ____-O-____

[][][ rework of jacintap@xtra.co.nz's sig ][][]

--

        (( )
       ( ()
        ())
      \_ ~_/
     _(_)(_)_
  ==|.------.|===
    ||     o||
    |`------'|cjr


--
...................................................
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

                                   _____
                                ___¬¬   )
                               /___    /
      _______________________ _    || |     _____________________ _
     |____________________   | |   // |    |   __________________|_|
      __ __ __ __ __ __ __|  | |  //  |    |  | __ __ __ __ __ ___
      |// // // // // // /|  |_|__|| _|____|  | \ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\|_|
       / // // // // // //|_   |||||   |||   _| \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \_\
       \// // // // // // / |     ||   |||       \\ \\ \\ \\ \\/_/
         \// // // // // //       ||__            \\ \\ \\ \\/_/
           \// // // // //                         \\ \\ \\/_/
             \// // // //                           \\ \\/_/
   cjr_6may98

--

        __~~_
      _(     )_
    _(  _  _   )
   (_   e /e   _)
    (    <      _)
   (_  ~~_~~   )
    (_  [_]   )
   (  (__    __)
  (  (    _))_ ')
 (   ( (( )   ) ')
( (   ( () )   ) )
       ())~
        ~)   your wish
        (       is
        /\   my command
      c(__)r

title: Djin
(c)cjr_1998

--


        /\
       //\\
      /(__)\
     (      )
      |____|
       [][]
       ()()
       ||||
cjr    '||'
        ''

--
                     ___¬¬   )
                    /\___   |
      ___________ _    //  |    ______________
     |_________  | |  //   |   |  _________|__|
      |// // //| |_|__||  _|___| | \\ \\ \\|_|
       / // // |   |||||  | |||  |\ \\ \\ \_\
       \// // /|      ||  | |||  |\\ \\ \\/_/
        / // //|      ||  |      | \\ \\/_/
        \// // |      ||  |      |\ \\/_/
          \// /|  ____||__|____  |\\/_/
            \/_|_|_(((__(((__/ |_|_\/
                   '''  '''
title: totem
(c)cjr_1998

--

<html>
<xmp>
 How to show an example of HTML tags in html
 <P>
   <H2> Example </H2><BR>
     <font color=blue> I guess this is an </font>
     <font color=red>        HTML         </font>
     <font color=blue> (xmp) example      </font>
 </P>



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                  \
      __   :''|    \    .__
   _~('')_/   |     \   [##)
   \\ \/ /\  /)      \_ |##|
    \\  /)\\//       (\ (//|
    [\\//| \/         \\// ]
    /____\             /   \
   //    \)           /     |
  //    //           /      \
  @@    @@   cjr      @@ @@

title: budo
(c)cjr_21jun1998

--
                                __
                   __         _(  )
               ___(  )_______(  __ )
              (       )______ _(  )_)
            _(         )   __(     )_
   ________(           _) (_         )_
  (____________________)___(         __)
                 (___________///////__)
                            .......
                           .......
title: clouds+rain        .......
(c)cjr_21jun1998         .......
                        .......
--


>>--->     -=O[  End of Doodles1.txt  ]O=-     <---<<


--
.
EOF
can't u read?
^Z


File: mirrors/shieldwolf/ascii/flamefrm.txt
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From: Colin Douthwaite 
Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
Subject: Re: ASCII??
Date: 5 Sep 1998 08:00:01 GMT
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sandra van zanten  wrote:


>three_sixteen wrote:

>> there are many more but I cant keep going...you get the idea
>> oh to get these if you didnt know hold alt and press numbers  on the number
>> pad...try making art with these instead of slashes



>                    This guy is a heretic
>                       and must be flamed.
>                                /
>                               /
>                      )            (
>                     /(   (\___/)  )\
>                    ( #)  \ ('')| ( #
>                     ||___c\  > '__||
>                     ||**** ),_/ **'|
>               .__   |'* ___| |___*'|
>                \_\  |' (    ~   ,)'|
>                 ((  |' /(.  '  .)\ |
>                  \\_|_/ <_ _____> \______________
>                   /   '-, \   / ,-'      ______  \
>                  /      (//   \\)     __/     /   \
>                                      './_____/
>                  b'ger



Will you?  Or shall I?


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                               FLAME FORM

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    <   ____)                      ) (  ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( )
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|   >   \___|                      ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( )
|  /---------+                    (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@(  .
| |    \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ .  .
|  \   \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @   .
|   \   \----+--\-)))           @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. .
|   |\______|_)))/             .    @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . .
 \__==========           *        .    @@ /MM  /\O   O/\  MM\ @@@@@@@. .
    |   |-\   \          (       .      @ !!!  !! \-/ !!  !!! @@@@@ .
    |   |  \   \          )      .     .  @@@@ !!     !!  .(. @.  .. .
    |   |   \   \        (    /   .(  . \)). ( |O  )( O! @@@@ . )      .
    |   |   /   /         ) (      )).  ((  .) !! ((( !! @@ (. ((. .   .
    |   |  /   /   ()  ))   ))   .( ( ( ) ). ( !!  )( !! ) ((   ))  ..
    |   |_<   /   ( ) ( (  ) )   (( )  )).) ((/ |  (  | \(  )) ((. ).
____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_


==========================================================================


 Dear:

  [ ] Clueless Newbie         [ ] Loser
  [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer   [ ] Troll
  [ ] Me too er               [ ] Pervert         [ ] Geek
  [ ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET
  [ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person


 You Are Being Flamed Because:

  [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
  [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [ ] You started an off-topic thread
  [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [ ] You said "me too" to something
  [ ] You don't know which group to post in
  [ ] You are a Troll
  [ ] You suck
  [ ] You brag about things that never happened
  [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
  [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
  [ ] You crossposted
  [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
  [ ] You posted racism shit
  [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
  [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
  [ ] I think you might be a fed


 To Repent, You Must:

  [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
  [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [ ] Actually post something relevant
  [ ] Read the f****** FAQ
  [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
  [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
  [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
  [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test


 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [ ] Blow me
  [ ] Get a life
  [ ] Never post again
  [ ] I pity your dog
  [ ] Go to hell
  [ ] I think your IQ must be 7
  [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
  [ ] Learn to post or f*** off
  [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
  [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
  [ ] All of the above

End of Flame.

Have a nice day,


==========================================================================

Bye,

File: mirrors/shieldwolf/ABOUT.txt
Shieldwolf Art Gallery (cjr)

> Copyright © 1998 CJRandall

Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20090108194231/http://www.shieldwolf.demon.co.uk/art-glry.htm
Date: 2021-08-27
Curator: Colin Randall
Author: Colin Randall

File: mirrors/saha/ABOUT.txt
Diganta's World ASCII Graphics

Source: http://www-personal.umich.edu/~saha/ASCII.html
Date: 2021-07-14
Curator: Diganta Saha
Author: N/A

File: mirrors/saha/data/ramadhan.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/maf.txt
  
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                         # Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! #
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contributed by Hua Ling

File: mirrors/saha/data/swan.txt
                      Dusk
                  above the
              water hang the
                        loud
                       flies
                       Here
                      O so
                     gray
                    then
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                  when        Soon before its shadow fades
                 where      Here in this pool of opened eye
                in us     No upon us As at the very edges
                 of where we take shape in the dark air
                  This object bares its image awakening
                    ripples of recognition that will
                       brush darkness up into light
    even after this bird this hour both drift byatop the perfect
    sad instant now     already passing out of sight
                     toward yet-untroubled reflection
                   this image bares its object darkening
                  into memorial shades scattered bits of
                light      No of water Or something across
                water        Breaking up no being regathered
                 soon          Yet by then a swan will have
                  gone              yes out of mind into what
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                      of a
                      place
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Contributed by Nisha Menon

File: mirrors/saha/data/dragon.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/Mothers_day.txt
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_______________________

        Friends of India is proud to present... B H A N G R A  N I G H T !!!


File: mirrors/saha/data/happy-new-year.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/maf2.txt
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   ____|O_^_O|___________________[EEEEM==M==MM===MM==M==MEEEE]-__....|....
  
  
  
                  'The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
                   like white frost spreading on the ground
                   I look up the brihgt round moon in the sky
                   and lower my head thinking of my dear hometown'
  
                                                    --Li Bai



contributed by Hua Ling

File: mirrors/saha/data/homer_simpson.txt

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                |_____|_____|
                |_____|_____|
               /     /      |

-Stealthy283
(contributed by Joe Berry)


File: mirrors/saha/data/easter-egg.txt

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File: mirrors/saha/data/christmas2.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/newman.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/schoolbus.txt
 _________________
| [][][][][][][]  |__ 
|   SCHOOL BUS  ___  |             
|_______________|_|__|

PROVIDED BY: DAN


File: mirrors/saha/data/christmas3.txt

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                             Season's Greetings to ALL


File: mirrors/saha/data/st-patrick.txt
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                | | | | | | | | | |    | |       | |
                (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)    (_)       (_)
  ____  _____     ____   _____  _____  ____   _   ___   _   _  _  ____
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                       (____/  (_) (_)   (_)   (_)




I'd like to insert a correction pointed out to me by Mary Heath :

Thanks for the fascinating graphics. With St. Patrick's Day 
coming up very soon, however, you should make a revision on 
the graphic for that day. The shamrock should be shown as 
having only _three_segments, not four. (I think people confuse 
the sha mrock with the lucky 4-leaf clover.) The history of
its "3-ness" is that St. Patrick used the 3-segmented shamrock 
as an analogy for the Trinity, with its 3-in-1 nature.


File: mirrors/saha/data/bob.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/thanksgiving1.txt
Here's another one of those festivity things ......
_______________________________________________________________________________




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       H   H      A A      P    P   P    P    Y    Y
       HHHHH     AAAAA     PPPPPP   PPPPPP     Y  Y
       H   H    A     A    P        P           YY
       H   H   A       A   P        P           YY


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         T     H   H      A A       N N   N    K KK     S
         T     HHHHH     AAAAA      N  N  N    KK        SSSS    -----
         T     H   H    A     A     N   N N    K KK          S
         T     H   H   A       A    N     N    K   KK    SSSS


        GGGGG    IIII   V       V   IIII    N     N     GGGGG      !!
       G          II     V     V     II     N N   N    G          !!!!
       G   GGG    II      V   V      II     N  N  N    G   GGG    !!!!
       G    G     II       V V       II     N   N N    G    G      !!
        GGGGG    IIII       V       IIII    N     N     GGGGG      !!


                                      /
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                         \      /      \      /      \             |       __\
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           ++++         \                           \                ||  ||
             ++               __-=============-__                    //  ||
              +++      __-======               ======-__          //    //
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        ==                                                            ==

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_______________________________________________________________________________
Chait

File: mirrors/saha/data/Eric_Cartman.txt
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  `--------------------`

Contributed by John McCord


File: mirrors/saha/data/christmas7.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/christmas6.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/thanksgiving2.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/christmas4.txt

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File: mirrors/saha/data/007.txt

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File: mirrors/saha/data/thanksgiving3.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/CHY4.txt
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| \||_ |/\|    | |_ | || \                       \|  __/   
 w"    "w    =  =    ||||||||||||W            W|||||||||=========| /      \
   Elmo    Big Bird      Oscar   Cookie Monster  Bert     Ernie     Kermit

 Sunny day, sweepin' the clouds away;
 Find my way to where the air is sweet.
 Can you tell me how to get
 how to get to Sesame Street?

 Come and play, everything's A-OK!
 Friendly neighbors there, that's where we meet.
 Can you tell me how to get
 how to get to Sesame Street?


        This Message Has Been Brought To You By The Letter S
                        And The homepage 
            http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~saha.



File: mirrors/saha/data/christmas8.txt
*      O       O       O       O  .|.  O       O       O       O       *
*                                 -*-                                  *
*   Athbhliain Faoi Mhaise!       '|`           _    Happy New Year!   *
*   Frohliche Weihnachten!        *:*          ("D     Chag Sameach!   *
*   Sarbatori Fericite!          * . *        ~(=r      Boas Festas!   *
*   Joyous Solstice!            **   **    .../__\       Gut Yontif!   *
*   Mele Kurisumasu!          *** o   ***     [MJ]       Iyi YIllar!   *
*   Mele Kalikimaka!           *\    O *             Wesolych Swiat!   *
*   Merry Christmas!          ** \\    **            Velelykh Svyat!   *
*   Happy Hanukkah!         ***    \\   ***        Stastny Novy Rok!   *
*   Pari Dzounount!          * o     \\  *        Kelemes Unnepeket!   *
*   Happy Holidays!         **    O    \\**      Season's Greetings!   *
*   Veseli Vanoce!        ***\\       o  \***     Gung Hay Fat Choy!   *
*   Feliz Navidad!         *   \\  o       *       Felican Jarfinon!   *
*   Joyeux Noel!          **  o  \\    O   **       Joy to the World   *
*   Bom Natal!         ****        \\     o ****      - And to All a   *
*   God Jul!             ** o     o  \\ o   **           Good Night!   *
*   Cheers!            ***     O       \\    ***                       *
*   *:D       o_     *****************************      e@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
*     _      <' )~      ___      #####  _v_            @@@"""""""""""""*
*    /<~    ["""] V  o [___] _@_ #####__|~|_ A        @" ___ ___________
*   %'=    @|HHH|[~] U |\ /|/^^^\##[{}{}{}{](") !    II__[w] | [i] [z] |
*  %' )   /%|HHH||$|/V\|XXX|~~~~~##[}{}{}{}](:)<*>  {======|_|~~~~~~~~~| 
* %(__6 |==D|HHH||$|\^/|/ \|=====##[{}{}{}{](:) V  /oO--000'"`-OO---OO-'
************************************************************************ 

File: mirrors/saha/data/hb3.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/diwali2.txt
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
@                                                                              @
@                  / |  \                              \  | /                  @
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@               --  @+@   --                        --   @+@  --               @
@              --  @| |@  --                        --  @| |@  --              @
@              --  @| |@  --                        --  @| |@  --              @
@              --  @| |@  --                        --  @| |@  --              @
@              --  @|*|@  --                        --  @|*|@  --              @
@                \  @|@  /                            /  @|@  \                @
@                    #                                    #                    @
@    ##################                                  ##################    @
@     #@            @#            Wish you all a          #@            @#     @
@      #@          @#             Happy, Cheerful and      #@          @#      @
@       ############              Prosperous Diwali.        ############       @

                                    -Heartiest Greetings


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         @@    @@    @@         @@      @@           | |    | +------+
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                                                        @@  @@                  
                                                         @@@@                   

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\



About the swastika:

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the swastika. It is an ancient
symbol of peace and good luck, used extensively in the Indian subcontinent
and throughout Asia (Japan, Korea and China) for thousands years to this
present day. The swastika can be found in many older cultures all over the
world. From the Navajo native Americans, to the Goths, to runic Danish
stones. All of which predates Nazism by hundreds and in other cultures by
thousands of years. The symbol of the swastika is a part of the Hindu/Buddhist/Jain
culture and will not be removed from this diwali greeting. I'd rather have
this information to here to educate those people who've grown up to have a
instinctive or gut reaction to be repelled by the swastika.

http://www.intelinet.org/swastika/swascont.htm

-Diganta Saha


File: mirrors/saha/data/CNY2.txt

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File: mirrors/saha/data/diwali3.txt
            '||'  '||'                                   
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                            ||                                        
                           ''''  
        

File: mirrors/saha/data/hb2.txt


         /\    /\    /\    /\    /\    /\    /\    /\    /\    /\
         \/    \/    \/    \/    \/    \/    \/    \/    \/    \/
         ||    ||    ||    ||    ||    ||    ||    ||    ||    ||
      /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\
     _\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_
    | ||    ||    ||    ||    ||    ||    ||    ||    ||    ||    || |
   /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\ || /\
  _\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_||_\/_
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|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@|
|                                                                        |
|                                                                        |
|                                                                        |
|                             HAPPY BIRTHDAY!                            |
|                                                                        |
|                                                                        |
|                                                                        |
|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@|


File: mirrors/saha/data/christmas9.txt
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          *   *  *  *  * *   *     *    *    *   *  *  *     *
           ***   *  *  *  *  *  ****    *    *   *  *  *  ****


File: mirrors/saha/data/val4.txt

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File: mirrors/saha/data/mayday.txt
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And what would May Day be without a may pole?

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         |    /_\                 < <  < <   | |
        / \   | |




File: mirrors/saha/data/potatohead.txt


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        .', :./'.== ==.`\.: ,`.
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   '"' jgs `-----'   `-----'     '"'



File: mirrors/saha/data/val6.txt

      _____           _____
  ,ad8PPPP88b,     ,d88PPPP8ba,
 d8P"      "Y8b, ,d8P"      "Y8b
dP'           "8a8"           `Yd
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        `Y8a         a8P'
          `88,     ,88'
            "8b   d8"  Normand
             "8b d8"   Veilleux
              `888'
                "



File: mirrors/saha/data/diwali1.txt
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                           @@  @@
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         @@    @@    @@         @@      @@           | |    | +------+
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          @@@  @@    @@      @@@@@@@@@@@@@           | +----+ +------+ 
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           @@    @@            @@  @@              @@     @@          @@   @@
            @@   @@            @@  @@              @@      @@         @@   @@



*************************************************************************



About the swastika:

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the swastika. It is an ancient
symbol of peace and good luck, used extensively in the Indian subcontinent 
and throughout Asia (Japan, Korea and China) for thousands years to this
present day. The swastika can be found in many older cultures all over the 
world. From the Navajo native Americans, to the Goths, to runic Danish 
stones. All of which predates Nazism by hundreds and in other cultures by 
thousands of years. The symbol of the swastika is a part of the Hindu/Buddhist/Jain 
culture and will not be removed from this diwali greeting. I'd rather have 
this information to here to educate those people who've grown up to have a 
instinctive or gut reaction to be repelled by the swastika. 

http://www.intelinet.org/swastika/swascont.htm

-Diganta Saha

File: mirrors/saha/data/CNY-ox2.txt
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           `-.###\ ~~~~~               `-.###\ ;####\
             ~~~~~                        ~~~~'~~~~~~
                          KUNG HEI FAT CHOY
                            to everybody!!

P.S.  Where's my Lai See?
-Diganta

File: mirrors/saha/data/happy-new-year2.txt
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                                   (_)    (_)    `\___/'
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          | `\| |   __   _   _   _       `\`\_/'/'__     _ _  _ __ 
          | , ` | /'__`\( ) ( ) ( )        `\ /'/'__`\ /'_` )( '__)
          | |`\ |(  ___/| \_/ \_/ |         | |(  ___/( (_| || |   
          (_) (_)`\____)`\___x___/'         (_)`\____)`\__,_)(_)   

               __     __     __      _ 
             /'__`\ /' _`\ /' _`\  /' )
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               /' / | | | || | | |  | |
             /' /( )| (_) || (_) |  | |
            (_____/'`\___/'`\___/'  (_)

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                                            .  .* * *  .
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File: mirrors/saha/data/val7.txt

                             __
                              /|
    *  *  *         *  *  * /
 *          *     *       /  *
*             * *       /     *
*              *              *
*                             *
*    happy valentine's day    *
 *                           *
  *                         *
    *                     *
      *                 *
        * /           *
        /  *       *
    __/      *   *
     /|        *



File: mirrors/saha/data/india.txt
               H A P P Y   I N D E P E N D E N C E   D A Y ! !
              -----------------------------------------------


                   JAI H
                 JAI HIN JA
                  JAI HIND JAI HI
                    JAI HIND JAI H
                  JAI HIND JAI HI
                   JAI HIND JAI
                   JAI HIND JAI
                     JAI HIND JAI
                     JAI HIND
                     JAI HIND J
                    JAI HIND JAI H
                  JAI HIND JAI HIN
                 JAI HIND JAI HIN                                  JAI H
               JAI HIND JAI HIND J                               JAI HIND J
              JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI H                 J         JAI HIND J
         JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI              JA     JAI HIND JAI
        JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND J        JA      JAI HIND
         JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIN
          JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND J JAI HIND JAI
           JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND  JAI HIND JAI
    JAI HI JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIN        JAI HI
   JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND      JAI H
       JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI        JAI
     JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIN        J
       JAI HI JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI
        JAI H JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND J
               JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND
              JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND
               JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI
               JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI
               JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND J
               JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIND
               JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HIN
                JAI HIND JAI HIND JAI HI
                 JAI HIND JAI HIND JA
                 JAI HIND JAI HIND J
                  JAI HIND JAI HIN
                   JAI HIND JAI HIN
                   JAI HIND JAI HI
                    JAI HIND JAI H
                     JAI HIND JAI
                     JAI HIND JAI
                     JAI HIND JAI
                       JAI HIND
                       JAI HI
                        JAI
                         JA
                          J


Sare jahan se Achccha...............

Contributed by TejasMehta@aol.com 


File: mirrors/saha/data/Michigan.txt
+----+      +----+
|     \ GO /     |
++  +  \  /  +  ++
 |  |\  \/  /|  | 
 |  | \    / |  | 
 |  |  \  /  |  | 
++  ++  \/  ++  ++ 
|    | BLUE |    |
+----+      +----+


File: mirrors/saha/data/val3.txt

              ******       ******
            **********   **********
          ************* *************
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         *****************************
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            ***********************
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                ***************
                  ***********
                    *******
                      ***
                       *


File: mirrors/saha/data/Beevas.txt

                             Are you feeling anything yet?

                         Mmm hehheh, no.

       ________________        I don't get it.    ______________
      /                \      It's supposed to   / /            \---_
     / /          \ \   \  pack an awesome buzz.|     -    -         \
     |                  |                       | /         -   \  _  |
    /                  /       RRRRIBBITT.      \    /  /   //    __   \
   |      ___\ \| | / /                          \/ // // / ///  /      \
   |      /          \          Maybe you're not |             //\ __   |
   |      |           \          licking right.  \              ///     \
  /       |      _    |                           \               //  \ |
  |       |       \   |    Spppoooooottt.          \   /--          //  |
  |       |       _\ /|  Mmmmm smack smack smack.   / (o-            / \|
  |      __\     <_o)\o-  Tastes like chicken.     /            __   /\ |
  |     |             \                           /              .)  /  |
   \    ||             \        ______===__,     /   __          &/ / \ |
    |   |__          _  \     /..... 0 (o)__)   (____ *)         -  |   |
    |   |           (*___)   /./...._\\----'        /               |  |
    |   |       _     |     /./__--'  \\_          (____            |  |
    |   |    //_______/    /./        /|\           ####\           |  |
    |  /      / UUUUUU    //                        ____/ )         |_/
     \|      /           //                        (___             /
      |      \          /|\                         \____         |
      |       \_nnnnnnn--\                               \        |
      |_____/\___________/                                \_______\
     /      \                                             /        |
    /  __   |                                             |   __   |
    | |  |  |                                             |  |  |  |
    | |  |  |                                             DC |  |  |
    | |  |Met                                             |  |  |  |
    | ( <   |                                             |   > )  |
    |  \ \  |                                             |  / /   |
    |   \ \ |                                             | / /____|
    |   /|||\                                             /|||\    |
    |_______|                                             |        |
    |       |                                             |   /\   |
    |       |                                              |  | |  |
    |   /\  |                                              |  | |  |
    |  / |  |                                              |  | |  |
    |  | |  |                                              (  < (  <
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    >  ) >  )                                               | |  | |
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    | |  | |                                               %| |  | |
    | |  | |%                                           (______)%| |
    | |%(______)                                             (______)
   (______)

File: mirrors/saha/data/hb5.txt
           HH   HH       A       PPPPP     PPPPP     Y     Y
           HH   HH      A A      P    P    P    P     Y   Y
           HHHHHHH     AAAAA     PPPPP     PPPPP       Y Y
           HH   HH    A     A    P         P            Y
           HH   HH   A       A   P         P            Y
 
 
  BBBBB    II   RRRRR    TTTTTTT  HH   HH   DDDDD      A     Y     Y  II
  B    B   II   R    R      T     HH   HH   D    D    A A     Y   Y   II
  BBBBB    II   RRRRR       T     HHHHHHH   D    D   AAAAA     Y Y    II
  B    B   II   R    R      T     HH   HH   D    D  A     A     Y     II
  BBBBB    II   R    R      T     HH   HH   DDDDD  A       A    Y     ()

 
                                 * * * *
                                 | | | |
                                 | | | |
                               |=========|
                             **|=========|**
                             ||xx*HAPPY*xx||
                        *** |===============| ***
                        |||xxxxxBIRTHDAYxxxxxx|||
                      |===========================|
                      |xxx*xxx*xxxxxxxxxxx*xxx*xxx|
             ******   |===========================|   ******
             ||||||xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx||||||
           |=================================================|
           |xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx***xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx|
           |=================================================|
           |xxxxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xx*xx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxx*xxxxx|
           |=================================================| 



File: mirrors/saha/data/diwali4.txt
===================================================================

                 H  A  P  P  Y    D  I  W  A  L  I

===================================================================


                                                   o
                                                  o o
                                                 o   o
                                                o     o
                                               o   o   o
                                              o   o o   o
                                             o   o   o   o
                                             o   o   o   o
                                             o    o o    o
                                              o         o
                                               o       o
                                                o     o
                  ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo   o  o
                 oo                                 o
                 oo
                  ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
                   oo                           oo
                     oo                      oo
                      oo                  oo
                          ooooooooooooooo


File: mirrors/saha/data/diwali5.txt
      **      **        **       *******      ******       **       **
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          @@@@@@   @@@@@@   @@@@@@  @@@@@@@@         +-+    +--------+
         @@    @@    @@         @@      @@           | |    | +------+
          @@@@@@@@   @@         @@      @@           | |    | |       
                @@   @@         @@      @@           | |    | |       
          @@@  @@    @@      @@@@@@@@@@@@@           | +----+ +------+ 
           @@@@@     @@      @@ @@      @@           +------+ +----+ |
             @@      @@       @@@@      @@                  | |    | |
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About the swastika:

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the swastika. It is an ancient
symbol of peace and good luck, used extensively in the Indian subcontinent
and throughout Asia (Japan, Korea and China) for thousands years to this
present day. The swastika can be found in many older cultures all over the
world. From the Navajo native Americans, to the Goths, to runic Danish
stones. All of which predates Nazism by hundreds and in other cultures by
thousands of years. The symbol of the swastika is a part of the Hindu/Buddhist/Jain
culture and will not be removed from this diwali greeting. I'd rather have
this information to here to educate those people who've grown up to have a
instinctive or gut reaction to be repelled by the swastika.
                
http://www.intelinet.org/swastika/swascont.htm

-Diganta Saha


File: mirrors/saha/data/hb4.txt

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HHHHH         HHHHH                  PP PPPPPP   YYY         YYY
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  HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  AAAAAAAAA  PP       PP           YYYY    -------
  HHH         HHH  AAAAAAAAA  PP       PP          YYYY     -------
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HHHHH         HHHHH           PP       PP   YYYYYYY
HHHHH         HHHHH           PP       PP  YYYYYYY
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  BB        BBB             HHH        DDD      DDD  AA     AA   YYY
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BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB     TT  TT HH     HH    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
BBBBBBBBBBBBBB       TTTT  HH     HH    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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File: mirrors/saha/data/val2.txt



                       *  *  *         *  *  *
                    *          *     *          *
                   *   XXXX,     * *             *
                   *              *              *
                   *                             *
                   *    Happy valentine's day    *
                    *                           *
                     *          Love,          *
                       *                     *
                         *      XXXXX      *
                           *             *
                              *       *
                                *   *
                                  *


File: mirrors/saha/data/christmas.txt

              ___   __    __                                 __    __
    /|  /|   /     /_ /  /_ /  | /               /  /  /|   /  /  /  /  | /
   / | / |  /--   /\    /\      /       |\      /--/  /-|  /--   /--     /     
  /  |/  | /___  /  \  /  \ __ /        |/     /  /  /  | /___  /       / 
     \ /      /|  /|   /|  /          / |          /|  /  /     /   /       
      /  --  / | / |  /-|  --         \ |/        / | /  /--   / / /
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                       _/\_                  /  /--   /-|  /\     /
                      \    /                /  /___  /  | /  \   .
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                        /\
                       /  \
                      /  x \
                      / o  \        Seasons greetings from Diganta
                     /   o  \                       
                    /    %   \
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                   /      o  x\
                   /  o x     \
                  /  x   o   o \
                 /     o        \
                /  %  o     x .  \
               / ________________ \
                  +-+  |  |  +---+
                  |_| /    \ |___|
  
 
                        Good luck on your finals!
                        Have an excellent break!


File: mirrors/saha/data/CHY3.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/smile2.txt

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File: mirrors/saha/data/hb6.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/smile.txt

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File: mirrors/saha/data/CNY-dragon.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/tajmahal.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/HAPPY_BIRTHDAY!.txt

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created by Diganta Saha


File: mirrors/saha/data/val1.txt

             We wish you a Happy Valentine's Day!
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File: mirrors/saha/data/hb.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/CNY.txt
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                                 KUNG HEI FAT CHOY
                                   to everybody!!

P.S.  Where's my Lai See?


File: mirrors/saha/data/friends.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/CNY-tiger2.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/halloween5.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/hanukkah.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/CNY-rabbit.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/goodluck.txt
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contributed by Pranav Patel

File: mirrors/saha/data/he2.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/trains.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/he.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/halloween2.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/graduation.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/odie.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/halloween3.txt
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          `vn%vnmmmmmmn%:%vnmnmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%:%vnmmnv%vnmnv'




File: mirrors/saha/data/flower.txt
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File: mirrors/saha/data/macarena.txt
Mr. Ascii does the Macarena.

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File: mirrors/afn/ABOUT.txt
Allen Mullen's ASCII Art Collection

> Over a hundred collections of ascii pictures grouped by artist.

Some of the large collections listed at the bottom of the page were
only available on the old geocities site. These files were recovered
from the internet archive and are indicated with a URL at the top of
the file to the permanent location.

Source: http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/
Date: 2021-05-26
Curator: Allen Mullen
Author: N/A

File: mirrors/afn/artists/chambers.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/chambers.htm

Debbye Chambers Ascii Art


Debbye Chambers
Date: July 7, 1992

 I was inspired to draw this when I saw the new Indian pot my sister
 just bought. Wish I could show you the beautiful colors also.

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  @@/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\@@
  @/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\@
   @\    /\    /\    /\    /\    /\    /\    /\    /\   @
   @ \  /  \  /  \  /  \  /  \  /  \  /  \  /  \  /  \  @
    @_\/____\/____\/____\/____\/____\/____\/____\/____\@
     @================================================@
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       @=================== //\\ ================== @
        @                  ///\\\                  @
         @                ////\\\\                @
          @               \\\\////               @
           @               \\\///               @
            @@              \\//              @@
              @@===========  \/ =============@@
                @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

File: mirrors/afn/artists/morgana.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/morgana.htm

Stephen Morgana Ascii Art


Stephen Morgana
Dated: April 9, 1993 through April 22, 1993
 Ok, This is the Easter Beagle...

               XXXX
             XX    XX
            X Xo  oX X
           X  X    X  X
               X()X
              / XX \
             /      \
            || |  | ||
            || |  | ||____
            || |  | ||/---\
             ()    () Believe me, he's right here watching me type this.


  Sure, but he's sleeping right now, so try not to wake him, ok?

               XXXX    _________
             XX    XX--  ***    --__
            X X-  -X X  *****      ----__
           X  X    X/ X  ***       |
               X()X  /-------__/  /
              =_XX__/       =____/


One last appearance of the Easter Beagle. On his way delivering Easter
presents.  Hope everyone has a Happy Easter



                         XXXXXXXX
                      XXX        XXX
                   SXXX            XXXS
                 SSXX                XXSS
                SSXX  ____      ____  XXSS
               SSSXX / xx \    / xx \ XXSSS
              SSS XX  x@ x|    |x@ x  XX SSS
              SSS XX   xx |    | xx   XX SSS\
              SSS XX      |    |      XX SSS \___
              SSS  XX     |    |     XX  SSS     \
              SSS   XX   /      \   XX   SSS      \__
               S     XX /        \ XX     S          \_________
                       XX        XX                          * ---------_
                       X   XXXX   X                        ************
                        X XXXXXX X                       ***************
                  ____---\__XX__/---____               *****************
                 //////__-------__\\\\\\\               ****************
                //////              \\\\\\                *************
               ||||||                ||||||                  *********
              ||||||                  ||||||
              ||||||                  ||||||\ /       __/
              |----------------------------| |      _/
              |<><><><><><><><><><><><><><>| |     /------_______________
              |----------------------------| |    /
              |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |   /
               ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||  |  |
                ||||||||||||||||||||||||||   |  |
                  ||||||||||||||||||||||     |  |
                     ||||||||||||||||       /   \
                                           (_____)


Here is a self portrait of me, a bit stylized of course, in a pose that I have
found myself in for most of my free hours this week.



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           ||    |     ,|         _/_____/ \
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               |   ,','    ____|_____/    /  |
               | ,','  __/ |             /   |
  _____________|','   ///_/-------------/   |
                |===========,'


Rascal, my trusty beagle, always sits by my side while I compute. Mostly
though he sleeps (as he is doing right now), sometimes he barks at the strange
sounds that come out of my Amiga's speaker. Unfortunately due to the aspect
ratio imposed by an 80 col screen, I was forced to choose between him and my
Amiga... The rest is history.


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                 XX    XX      ,'
                X Xo  oX X   .'
               X  X    X  X
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                  / XX \
              () /      \ ()
        ----------------------------
        ----------------------------

 Go back to sleep Rascal!


  This cave painting was discovered recently, and has been dated back to the
year 1024 bc.  It depicts three Beagles chasing a rabbit.  Archeologists were
stunned by the discovery since before now it was thought that cave-people used
the EBCDIC character set in cave paintings to avoid ASCII art.  By the way as
near as anyone can tell, "\.^vv@" is cave-person for "woof"



                  %\__,           \.^vv@
                   /--\         .'
                              .'
    V__,                     %\__,
     ^^                       /--\

                  %\__,
                   /--\



  Yikes! a frog.


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         (-----)
         /     \
      /\/ // \\ \/\
      |\\_\\ //_//|
     ''   '' ``   ``


  Uh oh!, Rascal caught an octopus!


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                    OOOO


 Irving the cockatiel

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         //\//|   |
     ___////__\___\__________
    ()_________'___'_________)
        \\\\
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File: mirrors/afn/artists/smithers.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/smithers.htm

Bill Smithers Ascii Art



Bill Smithers
Date: May 2, 1991
 
OK, folks, I'll give it a go.

  In an attempt to follow up on my own request for a logo for a newsletter
for chess players, here are 3 studies.

  The 1st is unfinished -- I'm stuck for a way to go. The 2nd and 3rd are
complete.

  These were done on a VGA 50-line screen, and, I think, should be seen
that way.

  Anyhow:
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 :      =%%%                        \%%/           /     /  \    ###
 :     =/%%%%          THE           \/   2nd     /     /    \
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 :   === (__>\\                     /%%\        /%%\  /        \
 :    ==  \ \_;}    WOODPUSHERS'   /%%%%\      /%%%%\/          \
 :    ==   \                       \%%%%/\    /\%%%%/            \
 :     ==   \                       \%%/  \  /  \%%/
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File: mirrors/afn/artists/jamesd.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/jamesd.htm

David James Ascii Art


David James
Dated: February 9, 1992 through March 15, 1992
  You want a castle? I'll give you a castle.
   -_-_-_-_-      -_-_-_-_-
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    ||_|_||        ||_|_||
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 :::::|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\::::
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 II(II !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I{I<
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 II(/I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITT<
 TT(IC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  II<
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 \&&&&&%%%&%%%%&&&%%%&&&&%%%&&&&&&\
  \&&&&%%%%&%%%%&&&%%%&&&&%%%&&&&&/
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   ENCHANTED CASTLE


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  \6 5 4 /  /500 0  \
   ~~~~~~   |400 /100|  &&STALL&&
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             ~~~~~~~
   "BANDITS, 12'O'CLOCK LEVEL!"


      _______________
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     ||    %%%      ||
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   /o oooo oooo oooo ooo /
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____________________/ 
   "ASCII OVERLOAD"
 
 _____________________________________________
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|&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&KEEP&&OUT!&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&|
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           |/&&&&&/%%%%%%%%%%\&&&&&\
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          /&&&&&/______________\&&&&&\
         /&&&&&/%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%\&&&&&\
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|&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&|
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 "DNA LADDER"


   SHIELD OF PROTECTION
    __________
   |%%%&&&&&&&|
   |%%%&&&&&&&|
    \%%%&&&&&/
     \%%%&&&/
      ~~~~~~ 
     SWORD OF POWER
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     /&&&\_/&&&\ /
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      \&%&%&%&/ | Happy Valentine's Day!
       \%%%%%/
        \%%%/
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   ___________
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   \::::::::::\ Scroll of love
    \::::::::::\
     \::::::::::\
    __|:::::::::|
    @/:::::::::/
      ~~~~~~~~~
  "MEDIVAL ITEMS"


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  "LINK TO HEAVEN"


   ________
  ()_______)
   \:::::::\
    \:::::::\
    @:::::::/
     ~~~~~~~  An Improved Scroll from 'Medival Items' This art is NOT
              eligible!

     _____
    /_____\
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    |/ : \|
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    ~~~~~~~

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          "PATTERNS"


 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHELANGELO!
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  There we go. A challenge for \_/ Phoenix's boxer. Get him, ASCII
 Wrestler! 

 "ASCII WRESTLER"


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  "EXCALIBER" Like it?

File: mirrors/afn/artists/kirk.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/kirk.htm

Ascii Art by Richard Kirk


Richard Kirk
Dated: July, 1996 through November 29, 1996
            
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                           \BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB


Now that winter is upon us, it appears there is a world-wide ASCII
snowball fight.  High time it spread here...


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Canon Research Europe Ltd,                              rak@cre.canon.co.uk

File: mirrors/afn/artists/kossits.txt
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Petey Kossits Ascii Art


Petey Kossits
Date: October 8, 1992
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File: mirrors/afn/artists/hopwood.txt
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D. Hopwood Ascii Art



D. Hopwood
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Shanaka Dias Ascii Art


Shanaka Dias
Dated: November 3, 1996 through December,1996
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|  [ All pictures by Shanaka Dias ]  , ,                           , , , ,|
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In Australia, the big guy in the red suit uses kangeroos to pull his
sleigh because it is too hot for reindeers!!

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Speaking of rabbits, well not really :) .... Jurassic Park is on the tele tonight
in Australia, so I was inspired to do this :

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hmmmm...it seems that MY VERY OWN CAT has been badly mistreated


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>>> C<>         |       \ |
>>> C<>         | BY BY | |
>>> C<>         |       | |
>>> C<>         | KITTY | |
>>> C<>         |       | |
>>> C<>         | R.I.P | |
>>> C<>         |       | |
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>>>
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Poor kitty lost all its 9 lives  ;)


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                            (((~) \  /
                            ______/ /
                            '------'




                 |\_/|                 D\___/\
                 (0_0)                  (0_o)
                ==(Y)==                  (V)
   ------------(u)---(u)-------------oOo--U--oOo-----------------------
  |___|_______|________|_______|_______|_______|______|_______|_______|
  |                                 |                                 |
  |    Shanaka Dias                 |    "A chicken is an eggs way    |
  |    edias@alpha1.curtin.edu.au   |       of making more eggs"      |
  |    Curtin University            |_________________________________|
  |    Perth Western Australia      | www.ece.curtin.edu.au/~shanaka/ |
  ---------------------------------------------------------------------

File: mirrors/afn/artists/knightma.txt
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Ascii Art by Knightmare


Knightmare
Dated: June, 1996
 
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Snugglepuppy Ascii Art


Snugglepuppy 
Date: Oct. 17, 1991
 
We all know that cards cost money, and if it's the thought that really counts
wouldn't it be nicer to send one from your computer to theirs?   So here's a
birthday cake for all to use.  Hope you like it!

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        ) (* \|/  |   | |    | |      |        /   \|/   *) *     )
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  ) ((********************************************************))
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  ) ((      __                                                ))
 (  ((     |  \ _____  ___  _____        ___     __           ))
  ) ((     |__/   |   |   \   |   |   | |   \   /  \   \  /   ))
 (  ((     |  \   |   |___/   |   |---| |    > |----|   \/    ))
 *  ((  *  |__/ __|__ |  \    |   |   | |___/  |    |   /  *  ))
    (( \|/                                                \|/ ))
    (([[HUGS]][[HUGS]][[HUGS]][[HUGS]][[HUGS]][[HUGS]][[HUGS]]))
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



   __           __  __      __  __
  (_  |\ | | | | _ | _ |   |_  (_
  __) | \| |_| |_| |_| |__ |__ __)
  ______________________________/
               ,,,
     *        (,)0\__
      \,,,,,,,(,)=\__}*   Woof!  From Allentown PA
      (,,,,,,,,,/
       ||     ||
       |=}    |=}
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                        *
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       {,}\\_o_//{,};;;
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           ((O))|/  //
           ||  ||  (W)
           ||  ||
           //  //
          (W) (W)




                               **
   _______________             /\
 (|       |      %|()         /  \
 )|   (   |   ( %%|)(    *___/ /\ \___*
 (|___|__%|___|%%%|()   *\ \ \/  \/ / /*
 )|       |       |)(     \ \ \__/ / /
 (|   (   |   (  %|()     / / /~~\ \ \
 )|___|__%|___|_%%|)(   */_/_/\  /\_\_\*
 ====================    *   \ \/ /   *
                            * \  / *
          /\                 \/\/\/ *
         (<>)             * \/\ */\/
          \/             * \/\ \_*/\/ *
        __||__            \/\*\(_) /\/ *
       |      |        * \/\_\ \/ /*/\/
       |  ||  |       * \/\(_)\* / /*/\/ *
       |==||==|        \/\ \ \ \/ / / /\/ *
       |  ||  |     * \/\ _*\*\  /*/ / /\/
       |  ||  |    * \/\ (_) \ \/ / / _*/\/ *
       |  ||  |     \/\*\ \*\ \* / / (_) /\/ *
       |  ||  |  * \/\ \ \ \ \ \/ /*/ / / /\/
       |      | * \/\ \*\ \ \ \ */ / / /*/ /\/ *
      _|      |_ \/\*\ \ \*\_\ \/ /(_)/ / /*/\/
     / |______| \* / / / / (_) /\ \ \ \ \ \ \*
    (____________)     ______|))))|_____
                      /      |((((|     \
                     /      /______\     \
                    /_____________________\

File: mirrors/afn/artists/leigh.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/leigh.htm

Leigh Ascii Art


Leigh
Date: March 10, 1992 through April 13, 1992


                                 |ZZzzz
                                 |
                                 |
                    |ZZzzz      /^\            |ZZzzz
                    |          |~~~|           |
                    |        |^^^^^^^|        / \
                   /^\       |[]+    |       |~~~|
                |^^^^^^^|    |    +[]|       |   |
                |    +[]|/\/\/\/\^/\/\/\/\/|^^^^^^^|
                |+[]+   |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|    +[]|
                |       |  []   /^\   []   |+[]+   |
                |   +[]+|  []  || ||  []   |   +[]+|
                |[]+    |      || ||       |[]+    |
                |_______|------------------|_______|

The Castle of the Morning Star in the Kingdom of Hopes and Dreams...


                            *
                            |
                         ,-----.
                       ," ^   ^ ",
                       |  @   @  |
             ----OOOO------/^\------OOOO----
             |            (   )            |
             |             ~~~             |
             |                             |
             |      ARE WE DRIFTING ???    |
             |                             |
             |                             |
             -------------------------------
                     /____/   \____\
                    ooooO      Ooooo



Maybe we can use it to plant a broccoli garden in the backyard of my
castle....!!!!


          |ZZzz                 ;;                           ::
    |Zzz  |     |Zzz       ; :: o :: ;                   :: `:;;`::
   /_\ /\ | /\ /_\        o::\ :| ::o/::               ` ::;;\`::\/
   |*|_||/_\||_|*|        :::o::o;::o:;                 :::\ ::::'`
   |.....|*|.....|     __  o :\:::/:: ;                  :`::\://::
 __~| .. !~! .. |~___ (~ \____ | |__ ; ____________      _____| |__
 .*.|____|_|____|.*. ('    )   | |   o             )~~~~(     |^|
                      ~~~~~   /' `\                ~) ~  ~(  / ^ \
                                                   )~  o<  ~~(
                                                )~~  ~   ~   ~~~(
                                             )~~    0< ~   0<   ~~(

I must thank Paul for the use of his tower outline... He said it was alright
for me to enhance it.....



                     |^^^^^^^^|    ______________
                     |  ^  ^  |   |              |
                    \|  @  @  |/  |              |
                     |   ()   |   |              |
       (~~)           \ '<>` /    |______________|
       8[]             `~TT~'           | |8
       8[]0 \/\     /~~~~\/~~~~\    /\/ 0 |8
       (__)\/  \__ /     [o     \__/  \/| |
     ,@~~   \       /|   [o|_||\      / |_|
    ,@        \___ / |   [o   | \____/         
    ,@  u__u         |   [o   |
     @,/ ## \        |===[]===|                
 _____|~~~~~~|_______|________|__
      ^^^^^^^^                   |


                     |^^^^^^^^|    ______________
                     |  @  @  |   |              |
       ***          \|   *    |/  |              |
       `*'           |  \_/   |   |              |
       (~~)           \      /    |______________|
       8[]             `~TT~'           | |8
       8[]0 \/\     /~~~~\/~~~~\    /\/ 0 |8
       (__)\/  \__ /            \__/  \/| |
     ,@~~   \       /|        |\      / |_|
    ,@        \___ / |  ASCII | \____/
    ,@  u__u         |  STARS |
     @,/    \        |        |
 _____|      |_______|________|__
                                 |

[last picture is a diddle by Lin Gryczewski of Leigh's original]

File: mirrors/afn/artists/scheurin.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/scheurin.htm

Ascii Art by Yannick Scheuring


Yannick Scheuring (chimaere@birdland.es.bawue.de)
Date: November 3, 1996

Hi everybody!


In a lonely hour, I tried to paint, too - the creature whose name I choose  
as my username: a chimera.

I like "my" goat head, but I think, the tail with the dragon could be much  
better ...

(I hope I used letters, that are the same in other Codes ..)

So - everyone has an idea how to improove it?


       ,'.` ,,,
     (( cxOS.'.)       _-- __)
      _~ ox.O s ) --__/   ^ \ ___------_
   _//o_  ))xx. ,)       (_ø \          `-_
  /      ))oS  . ))     /   "             |\__
  ø_---\ )).. S   )                       |   `---.___
    ("" \  )I . .)                        |           `--.__
     ___/ _/ S S)   \         \          /__                `--._
      ---'( SS\      |      ___\_        \  `-_._.-----___.-'    `-
         (S..S \     |___--      \_      |   /    /¢~~             )
           (( S |   /"             \_    |  (.------_             /
              ((|   |                |   /_  `""     \     ___,--'
                 |  |                |  /   _-- ______\  |/
                 |  |               /  /           --.___/
                _| /              _/ _/
              //__/             //__/
              ``                ``

Ciao .. Yannick (CHIMERA)

File: mirrors/afn/artists/mar.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/mar.htm

Ascii Art by Seal do Mar


Seal do Mar
Armadillo:
                             ,.-----__    
                          ,:::://///,:::-. 
                         /:''/////// ``:::`;/|/
                        /'   ||||||     :://'`\
                      .' ,   ||||||     `/(  e \
                -===~__-'\__X_`````\_____/~`-._ `.
                            ~~        ~~       `~-'  Seal

File: mirrors/afn/artists/racine.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/racine.htm

Ascii Art by Chad Racine



Chad Racine
Dated: August 5, 1996
 
  _||======
_|   |__
\oooooo/

    ___
 __(   )====::
/~~~~~~~~~\
\O.O.O.O.O/

    _____
 __|_>o<_|__
/___________\
\=\>------o-<_|___
[/_____U_N_____\]
 \=\>------------
                   .              //\\\\\\\\\\    ||
    Not a kid.                  //|||\\\\\\\\\\   ||       .
                              //|||||||\\\\\\\\\\ ||
    Hit the toilet,    .    //||||||||||\\\\\\\\\\||             .
  .                           MM       MMmmmmmmmm==`
    Not the lid!              MM  (    MMmmmmmmmm
                              MM       MMmmmmmmmm
 !  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  MM     o MMmmmmmmmm !  !  !  !  !  !
 #--#--#--#--#--#--#--#--#--#--MM       MMmmmmmmmm-#--#--#--#--#--#
 #--#--#--#--#--#--#--#--#--#--MM       MMmmmmmmmm-#--#--#--#--#--#
 #==#==#==#==#==#==#==#==#==#==MM       MMmmmmmmmm=#==#==#==#==#==#

There's only one way to learn...  Let's see if this one
comes out better.


          _
       |\ 0 /|
        |/|\|
          |
          @
         /+\
        o/@\\
      +//o/\\o
      //+/@\\/+o                Twas the
     /\/o//+/\\\\                Night
    +///\//\o\o+\\o              before
   o/+@/++/\\\@\\/\+           Christmas...
  /\/+///o/@\o+/\+\\
 o/+/\/@//||\/\\o\\\o _
  /__ /|  ||      /__ /|
 | * | | (__)___ | * | |
 |___|/_   /__ /||___|/
     /_/| | * | |
    |_|/  |___|/



       i     ______
       |   /  |    |\
  _____|_/____|____|  \               _________
 /      |    -|        |            /           \
{_______|_____|_______/= zzzzzZZZZZZ  Varooooom  ZZZZZZZZ
   \__/         \__/                \___________/



          ^^         |         ^^
          ::         |         ::
   ^^     ::         |         ::     ^^
   ::     ::         |         ::     ::
    ::     ::        |        ::     ::
      ::    ::       |       ::    ::
        ::    ::   _/~\_   ::    ::
          ::   :::/     \:::   ::
            :::::(       ):::::
                  \ ___ /
             :::::/`   `\:::::
           ::    ::\o o/::    ::
         ::     ::  :":  ::     ::
       ::      ::   ` `   ::      ::
      ::      ::           ::      ::
     ::      ::             ::      ::
     ^^      ::             ::      ^^
             ::             ::
             ^^             ^^

File: mirrors/afn/artists/trilleth.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/trilleth.htm

Trilleth Ascii Art


Trilleth
Dated: October 17, 1994
                         \\\\\\\\ |||||||||| ////////
                          \\\\\\\\||||||||||////////
                         =|                       |=
                         =|    ~^^^       ^^^~    |=
                         =|    \\""       ""//    |=
                         =|    { @ }     { @ }    |=
                       /~\|     ~~~    /  ~~~     |/~\
                      | (             |             ) |
                      | @             |             @ |
                       \__)         (   )         (__/
                          \          ~^~          /
                           \     (----------)    /
                            \     ~~~~~~~~~~    /
                             \        -        /
                               \             /
                                 \_________/

  Darn... originally I did a scarecrow, but it didn't import well, so I did
this one instead. Oh well. :)

File: mirrors/afn/artists/sussman.txt
https://web.archive.org/web/20021019234142/http://www.geocities.com/soho/2695/sussman.htm

Roy Sussman

Dated: October 29, 1991 through May 27, 1993


                                  /\
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~            /  \
     Happy Halloween            /----\
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ------------
        ~ 1991 ~              @@@@@ .^
        ~~~~~~~~             @@@@ @  >
                            @@ @@@ -'
                           @@/  @@ -
                          @@/ /  \,\.\
                         @@/\ \ _/_/\ \
                        @@/  \ \     \ \
                       @@/    \ \     \ \
  ===== `\            @@(    \,\ \     \ \
  ===== | ---------------\    \->>>----->>------,
  ===== | ----------------\    \--^------^------'
  ===== ,/                 \    \ \
                            \    \ \
                            /   / /
                           /  / /
                          / / /
                         < < <
                          `.`.`

                          Elvira



                              /\
                             /  \
                            /    \
                           /      \
                          /        \
                         /          \
                        /____________\
                       /    | _  |    \
               _______/_____|____|_____\_______
              (________________________________)
                     |\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
                     |) (o)           \\\\\\\\
              _--____|                 \\\\\\\
             /       _                 \\\\\\\
            /_________)                \\\\\\\\
                     |       o        \\\\\\\\\
                     |====             \\\\\\\\
                      \               \\\\\\\\\
                       \_______________\\\\\\\

                         Mother-In-Law...


   _   _           _   _    ___  __        __  ---   ---   _   _
  | |_| |   /^\   | | | |  / _ \ \ \  /\  / / | -_) | -_) | \ | |
  |  _  |  / o \  | | | | | |_| | \ \/  \/ /  | |_  | |_  |  \| |
  |_| |_| /_/ \_\ |_| |_|  \___/   \__/\__/    \__)  \__) |_|\__|


   /\../\             /\../\
     `'   /\../\        `'
   /\../\   `'   /\../\
     `'            `'                           ___
                                               /   \
                                         /\   | o o |  /\
                                         \  \_|  O  |_/  /
                                          \             /
                            _______     __/            /
                           /       \  _/             _/
                          |         |/           ___/
                          |  R.I.P. |       ____/
                          |         |    __/
                          |         |___/
 ////.//..//./..//./.././.|/././/./.|/./..//././././..//././/.
                                           \_/ Phoenix...


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 00      [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[\[[[\         0
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  [[[][[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[^21      0
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        00___00\_[[[[[[[[[\_______/22210
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       ^00           __[[[[[[[[[[[[[[0
      ^00                __________ 0


                                               ,,
                                              \ ,\
                                             /    \
                                            /  _/^\)
                                           / '/
                                          /' /
                                         /, /
                                        /  /
                                       / '/
                                      /' /
                                     / '/
                                    /  /
                                   /' /
                  _-----________--'' '/
                 / '   '    '    '   /'
                /| ( '    '   '   '  /
               /'| '            '   /
                 \   ')    '      '/
                  \   / '    ( '   )
                  |  /-_____--\  //
                  | /|         ||||
                  ||||         ||||
                  ||||         ||||
                  ||>|         ||>|
                  >|||         ||||
                  ||||         ||||
                  || =         || =
                   =            =

                     Let's Neck !!!


                 ---------,
                 /-------||
                /     _  ||
  @____________/\____||__||
  ]           \\__L__LL__L|================`
  ] ________   \_________\=================`
  ]/         \          _   ____________   ||
  ]   ______   |         |                 ||
 (]  /__---_\  | BIGFOOT |      _______  \ ||
 (-\//\ _l_ /\ |         |     /--_l_--\   ||
 (_//  / / /\ \|         |    //\/ / /\/\  --)
      /___///\ \=============// /___/ /\ \___)
     /____\//|| \___________/  /____\/ /\
    //\__/\\/|                //\__/\\//||
    |||\/||| ||               |||\/|||/ |       .
    |||/\|||//                |||/\|||//||  .  .   .
    \\\__/// /                \\\__/// // .      .
     \____///                  \____////      .    .  .
 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
       Beep                       Beep
 I just missed that cat by less than a foot!!!



                       |            |
                QQQ    |   @@@@@    |     mmm
               QQQQQ   |  @@@@@@@   |    mmmmm
               Q~ ~Q   | @@@- -@@@  |   mmmmmmm
               Qo oQ   | @@@O O@@@  |   mm~ ~mm
               ( > )   | @@@ > @@@  |   mm0 0mm
                \-/    |  @@ o @@   |    m o m
                       |    \_/     |     \-/
           ____________|____________|___________
                       |            |
               ###     |     ^^^    |     ***
              #####    |    ^^^^^   |    *****
              #\ -#    |   ^^~ ~^^  |   **\ /**
              #o o#    |   ^^o o^^  |   **- -**
              | > |    |   ^( > )^  |   *( > )*
               \o/     |   ^ \-/ ^  |   **\O/**
                       |            |   **   **

              GIRLS   ...   GIRLS  ...   GIRLS


     LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE
     LOVELOV     LOVEL     VELOVE
     LOVELO        V        ELOVE
     LOVEL                   LOVE
     LOVEL        Roy        LOVE
     LOVELO        &        ELOVE
     LOVELOV     Barbie    VELOVE
     LOVELOVE             OVELOVE
     LOVELOVEL           LOVELOVE
     LOVELOVELO         ELOVELOVE
     LOVELOVELOV       VELOVELOVE
     LOVELOVELOVEL   LOVELOVELOVE
     LOVELOVELOVELO ELOVELOVELOVE
     LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE



      /_///|/\|\//|\/\\\/|\/|\\_\
     /                         \_\
     |                           |\
    //                            \\
   /|   //\///\\/\\\/\/\\\/\\/\\/  |\
   /|  \   ~~  ~~~~~~~~   ~~    /  |\
  ///  |     ~~ ~~~~~  ~~       |   \
 //   |  /*****\        /*****\ /  \\\
 |/   \  '****`  ~~~~    '****` |  |\\
 |    |  <(0)> `     /   <(0)>  /  /
 /    \  \===/   |   |   \===/  |  |\
 \    |          |   |          |   |\
 |    \           / \           /   \
 /    |\       /******\        /    \\
 //   /      /**********\      |    |
 |    |  _   /**/----\**\      /    /\
 \    /      /*/======\*\     //   \\
  |  |\      //  ~~~~  \\    ||   |
  \_\/ \     |    --    |    / \_/
        \                   /
         \____    ~~   ____/
              \_______/

              Mark Twain

 Thanx Barbie...   ahhhhhhhh...   BARBARA 


                           (\)
                           (\)       ,|\
                           (\)      '/  \
                           (\)     '/  o \
                           (\)    '/      \
                           (\)   '/   (    `,
                           (\)  '/     / \ ,)
                           (\) '/     /   \)
                 .-----\___(\)-/     /
                '/     |   |        /
               '/(     |   |       /
               //(     |~~~|      /
              // \    )          /___
             //  |   /        \ /    \
                 '  /---____\  \---\  )
              __/  / |     (\\  \  / /
             |____/| |     (\)\  )'=/
                   | )     (\) | |
                  / /      (\) | |
                 '=/       (\) |=|
                           (\)

                "Catch the Golden Ring"


                         =.
                        (| \
                        (__/        ,\
                        /) \ (\    '(``,
                       /,_ | |.`. '/'  .\
                  ====(___(0===================================-
                       /   \-|./'/   \ ,/ \,
                      /____> (/'/    //-\,')
                _----_(   /"_-''\___//   ``
               /      |(  \         /
             //| (    |`\  \       /
            '/'|      |=/  /      /
            /' \    )  \\/'     '/
                \   /   `='(     )
                |  /-___::--\  //
                | /|         ||||
                ||||         ||||
                ||>|         ||>|
                >|||         >|||
                ||||         ||||
                || =         || =
                 =            =

            Sir Not Appearing This Week!
            ----------------------------

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 ~                                                      ~
 ~  _____     **   \===================/                ~
 ~  |'|'|     /\    > MERRY CHRISTMAS <                 ~
 ~  |-+-|    //o\  /===================\                ~
 ~  |'|'|    //\\                                       ~
 ~  |'|'|   /o/o\\                                      ~
 ~  =====   ///\\\    oo         oo           __________~
 ~         ///o\o\\   ||         ||          ||  o     o~
 ~        /o///\\\o\  ||=========||          ||---------~
 ~        ///o/\\\\\  ||         ||          | _________~
 ~       //o///\\o\\\ |mmmmmmmmmm||          ||  o     o~
 ~------------||------|mmmmmmmmmm||----------||---------~
 ~===========/__\=====/mmmmmmmmmmx/==========||_________~
 ~~   ~   ~   ~   ~  /x x x x x x/x   ~   ~  ||   ~   ~ ~
 ~  ~   ~   ~   ~   /x x x x x x/x/ ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~
 ~~   ~   ~   ~   ~/x x x x x x/x/~  _________________~ ~
 ~__________~   ~ /x x x x x x/x/   | HAVE A GOOD ONE | ~
 ~ ______  /  ~  /-----------/x/~   |    - from -     | ~
 ~ \_/\_/ /|~    |x x x x x x|/   ~ |  \_/ Phoenix... | ~
 ~  |  | /||  ~  -------------       -----------------  ~
 ~  ^  ^/ ||~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


 Come lodge with my fleas in the hills. I mean, flea to my lodge in the
 hills. No, I mean, come with with me to moor castles. No no, I think
 what i'm really trying to say here is, here are two more castles on the
 moors which one may flee to.
           _   _   _                 _   _   _
          [_] [_] [_]               [_] [_] [_]
          |_|_|_|_|_|               |_|_|_|_|_|
          ||_|_|_|_||               ||_|_|_|_||
          |_|_|_|_|_|               |_|_|_|_|_|
          ||_|_|_|_||               ||_|_|_|_||
          |_|_|_|_|_|    Camelot    |_|_|_|_|_|
          ||_|_|_|_||               ||_|_|_|_||
          |_|_|_|_|_| _   _   _   _ |_|_|_|_|_|
          ||_|_|_|_||[_] [_] [_] [_]||_|_|_|_||
          |_|_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_|_|
          ||_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_||
          |_|_|_|_|_||_|_|_____|_|_||_|_|_|_|_|
          ||_|_|_|_||_|_|/|||||\|_|_||_|_|_|_||
          |_|_|_|_|_||_|||||||||||_||_|_|_|_|_|
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           |>                                                   |>
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  [_    - _]                 [_   -  _]                [_      _]
   | -    |                   | -  - |                  |  -   |
   |  []  |                   | -[]  |-_--_--_--_--_--_-|  []  |
   |    - |--_--_--_--_--_--_-|    - |                  | -    |-_--_--_-
   | .    |                   | -    |  .   -     .  -  |    - |   -    -
   |    - |                   | -  - |      ______  -   |   -  | -      -
   |  []  |                   |  []  | -   /||||||\     |  []  |    -    .
   |  -   | -  -   -   -   -  |  -   |     ||||||||  -  |  -   |
   |-     |  '            '   | -  - |   - |||||||| -   | .    |     -   .
   +------+-------------------+------+-----+||||||+-----+------+----------

                            Castle  Anthrax...


                      `\
                      `\\ '\
                       \\\\`\    _ _
                        \`\\`\  '.'.`
                       `\\\\\\\ ( o )    /|
                        \\\\\\_\:\ <_.,/  |
                        \\\\\\\" ) )"/ \ /
                         \\\\\)(  )/___/ \
                          \\\`),_)

                          Stupid Cupid...
                       Stop pick'in on me...


              ____________
             |____________|_
              ||--------|| | _________
              ||- _     || |(HA ha ha!)
              ||    - _ || | ---------
              ||       -|| |     //
              ||        || O\    __
              ||        ||  \\  (..)
              ||        ||   \\_|  |_
              ||        ||    \  \/  )
              ||        ||     :    :|
              ||        ||     :    :|
              ||        ||     :====:O
              ||        ||     (    )
              ||__@@@@__||     | `' |
              || @|..|@ ||     | || |
              ||O@`=='@O||     | || |
              ||_@\/\/@_||     |_||_|
            ----------------   '_'`_`
           /________________\----------\
           |   GUILLOTINE   |-----------|
           |  OF CASTLE DE SADE         |
           |____________________________|
           Just trying to get a head!!!


                         =.
                        (| \
                        (__/        ,\
                        /) \ (\    '(``,
                       /,_ | |.`. '/'  .\
                  ====(___(0===================================-
                       /   \-|./'/   \ ,/ \,
                      /____> (/'/    //-\,')
                _----_(   /"_-''\___//   ``
               /      |(  \         /
             //| (    |`\  \       /
            '/'|      |=/  /      /
            /' \    )  \\/'     '/
                \   /   `='(     )
                |  /-___::--\  //
                | /|         ||||
                ||||         ||||
                ||>|         ||>|
                >|||         >|||
                ||||         ||||
                || =         || =
                 =            =
 In keeping with the mid-evil theme here's Sir Rupticious.  


                  __
                 |  |
                 |  |
                 |  |
                 _--_
                ///\\\
      ```,     () . .()     ,'''
    ---\ \----/)(( . )(\----/ /---
   |    \ \  / (( \=/)) \  / /    |
    -----\ \/ /,   v  ,\ \/ /-----
          \ _/ ( -  - ) \_ /
               |      |
               |   .  |
             -------------
           /  This is GOD! \
          | And you all had |
          | better be nice  |
           \  to Phoenix.  /
             -------------
                 \  \|
                 |\ '\
                 | \ .`
                 | |\\`
                 | >>>
                 |   |
                 |   |
                 |   |
                 |   |
                  ---




                           _
                         _| |_
                        (_____)     ,\
                        /// '}     '(``,
                       /,_ `^\    '/'  .\
                      (___(0\)0\ '/      \
                        /    \/ '/   \ ,/ \,
                       /====/(\'/    //-\,')
                _----_(   /"_-''\___//   ``
               /      |(  \ |       /
             //| (    |`\  \|      /
            '/'|      |=/  /)     /
            '  \    )  \\/'/    '/    This week he's a Cowboy!!!
                \   /   `='(     )
                |  /-___::--\  //
                | /|         ||||                   
                ||>|         ||>|
                >|||         >|||
                ||||         ||||
                || =         || =
                 =            =


                         ___
                        (___)_      ,\
                        (  '}      '(``,
                       /, \/^\,   '/'  .\
                      (  \ 6 \ \ '/      \
                       \ \ __|\ '/   \ ,/ \,
                       /=\ \/(\'/    //-\,')
                _----_(   /\ \''\___//   ``
               /      |(  \ |0      /
             //| (    |`\  \| \    /
            '/'|      |=/  /)  \  /
            '  \    )  \\/'/    \/     Now he's a Polo player...
                \   /   `='(     \
                |  /-___::--\  // \
                | /|         ||||  \
                ||>|         ||>|   O
                >|||         >|||
                ||||         ||||
                || =         || =
                 =            =                 o


                           _______                 __---_-__--||
                          / U.S.A.\              ||. (_(_(_) .||
                         :=._____.=:             ||.  (_(_)  .||
                         :_(__=__)_|             ||__---_-__--||
                          \\ ,_, //              ||           ||
                      _____/-_-_-\___            ||           ||
                    /''|_|  \___/ |_|`\          ||           ||
                   /   |-|________|-|   \        ||           ||
                  / ,  |--| _ _ _ |-|  ,  \      ||           ||
                 /   __|--|(_(_(_)|-|__    \
               /,   /\----| (_(_) |---/ \  '|
              / , /   \___|_______|__/   |, )
             / \/      \____________/    |__|
            ( 0>        ||||||||||||     )__(
             \>         ||||||||||||     <0 /
             ||        //////\\\\\\\\    (,/
             ||       ///////\\\\\\\\\    ||
             ||      ////////\\\\\\\\\\   ||  __
             ||     ////////__\\\\\\\\|   || / /
             ||    /////// / /  \\\\\\\\  ||/ /
             ||   /////// / /    \\\\\\|  || /
             ||  |////// / /      \\\\\\  ||/
             ||  |////| / /        \\\\\\ ||
             ||  |////:/ /          \\\\\\||
             ||   :===: /            :===:||
             ||   :===:/             :===:||
             ||   / # )              / # )||
            (||)  /_ /               /_ /(||)
              '  (__)               (__)   `
                 / /                / /
                / /                / /
               / /                / /
              / /                / /    "Enhanced Downhill Racer"
             / /                / /
            / /                / /            \_/ Phoenix...
           /\/                /\/



                                       ___
                                     //   \\
                                    ||=====||
                                     \\___//
                                      ./O
                                  ___/ //|\\
                                 / o    /}
                                (       /
                                \      /
                                |     (
                                |      \
                                )       \
                               /         \
                             /            )
                           /              |
                         //             / /
                       /       ___(    ,| \
                     /       /    \     |  \
                    (      /  /   /\     \  \
                    \\   /___ _-_//'|     |  |
                     \\_______-/     \     \  \
                                      \-_-_-_-_-

                        "Seal of Approval"


           _   _   _                 _   _   _
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 ||_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|
 |_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_|_||_|_|_____|_|_||_|_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_||
 ||_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_||_|_|/|||||\|_|_||_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|
 |_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_|_||_|||||||||||_||_|_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_||
 ||_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_||_|_|||||||||_|_||_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|
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 ||_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_||_|_|=:||||||_|_||_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|
 |_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_|_||_|(: \||||||_||_|_|_|_|_||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_||
                        (__/        ,\
                        /) \ (\    '(``,
                       /,_ | |.`. '/'  .\
                  ====(___(0===================================-
                       /   \-|./'/   \ ,/ \,
                      /____> (/'/    //-\,')
                _----_(   /"_-''\___//   ``
               /      |(  \         /
             //| (    |`\  \       /
            '/'|      |=/  /      /
            /' \    )  \\/'     '/
                \   /   `='(     )
                |  /-___::--\  //
                | /|         ||||
                ||||         ||||
                ||>|         ||>|
                >|||         >|||
                ||||         ||||
                || =         || =
                 =            =

        "Sir Now Appearing Weekly at an ASCII Theatre near you"


 Your Attention Please...

      Would everyone who has seen this picture often enough please raise
                          their hands...

                 || ||                                      || ||
           \\    || ||    //     .;.;.;.;.;.;.;.      \\    || ||    //
             \\  || ||  //     !:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!      \\  || ||  //
               \\||_||//      /                   \       \\|| ||//
               |~. .. ~|    \\|    /^\     /^\    |//     |~. ...~|
               |  . . .| //= }|    {0}     {0}    |{ =\\  |. .. . |
               |   ..  |//  //|        /^\        |\\   \\|  ..   |
                \_____///     |    .  <*.*>  .    |       \\_____/
                  | |         |      _______      |          | |
                  | |         |     < !!!!! >     |          | |
                  | |          \     ~~~~~~~     /           | |
                                 \_____________/
                                       |  |


                   Okay   Okay   I get the idea...    


 Re - ASCII Maps...
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 Submitted for your approval: A man, like a needle in a groove, stuck in
 time. Doomed to post a variation of the same message over and over again
 through eternity. There's a signpost up ahead... You've just logged into
                    "The Twilight Zone"


                                @@@@
                              @@@@@@@
                             @@@@@@ .^
                            @@@@@ @  >
                           @@@ @@@ -    ,\
                          @@@/  @@ -   '(``,
                         @@@/ /  \,\.\'/'  .\
                         @@/\ \ _/_/\ /      \
                        @@/  \ \/   //   \ ,/ \,
                       @@/    \ \  //    //-\,')
                  _----_(   /"_-''\_____//   ``
                 /       \  \           /
               //| (     `\   \        /
              '/'|        /  /'       /
              /' \     ),' /'       '/
                  \   /  \',  (      )
                  |  /-___::----\  //
                  | /|          ||||
                  ||||          ||||           "Lady Godiva"
                  ||>|          ||>|
                  >|||          >|||
                  ||||          ||||
                  || =          || =
                   =             =


 May I have your attention please. At exactly 3:02 A.M. yesterday morning,
 our favorite mascot (The ASCII Horse) collapsed of heart failure. In a
 follow-up report, the ASCPCA (ASCII Humane Society) said that he died
 of overuse...          Details tonight on the 11 o'clock report.

                    =              =
                   || =           || =
                   ||||           ||||
                   >|||           >|||
                   ||>|           ||>|
                   ||||           ||||
                   | \|           ||||
                   |  \-_____----/  \\
                  /    )   -    (     )
              '\\/     |        .     \
               \\|                     \
                 \                      \   ,,
                  -_______------_        \-/,')
                                  \          /
                                   \     .  /
                                    \     /
                                     \,)','


                       ________________
                      |    ENQUIRER    |
                      | -------------- |
                      |    IS  THE     |
                      |  ASCII HORSE   |
                      |  REALLY DEAD?  |
                      |  ------------  |
                      | |   |\_/|    | |
                      | |   (. .)\   | |
                      | |   :  ;\  \ | |
                      | |   :./  \   | |
                      |  ------------  |
                      |________________|

  There is a rumor of a rash of reports comming in from all over
  the country, of sightings of the now infamous ASCII Horse. The
  Enquirer is offering a $500.00 reward for proof positive that
  the ASCII Horse is still alive................................


                       /\
                      /\/\
                     /\/\/\
                    /\/\/\/\               ________________________
                   /\/\/\/\/\             |                        |
                  /\/\/\/\/\/\            |  Someone please come   |
                  |  \    /   |           |   up with something    |
                  |     c     |           |    funny for this      |
                  |   // \\   |           |   character to say.    |
                  /\_||___||_/\          _|                        |
                 /   ||   ||   \        <__________________________|
                /   ____ ____   \
               (        |        )
                \_______|_______/
                |       ||      |
                |       ||      |
                |       ||      |
                |       ||      |
                |_______||______|
                  (_____/\_____)


 Kinda busy lately so, submitted for your approval; "Quickie the dog"

                                       @@@@@@@
                   @@                @@@@@@@@@@
                  (@@)              @@@@/     o\____o
                   //              @@@@/         ___)
                  ((               @@@)_____,-----'
                   \\                |_o__o_|
                    \\_------_______-@@@@@@@)
                    (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)
                    (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)
                   (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)
                   (@@@) @@@)       (@@)(@@@)          ____
                   (@@) (@@)        (@@) (@@)         /    \
                   (@@)_ (@@)_      (@@)_ (@@)       ()()()()
                   (@@@@>(@@@@>     (@@@@>(@@@@>      \____/




                          ___________
         ___-------------             -------------___
         \                  _--'--_                  /
          \                | TOPIC |                /
            \               )     (               /
              \___________ |  COP  | ___________/
              |             \     /             |
              | ______________\_/______________ |
               \_______________________________/
                @\                            /@
                @@ \                        / @@
                @|   \____________________/   |@
                 |                            |
                |      <(0)>  | |   <(0)>      |
                |             | |              |
                 |           (. .)            |
                  \       ___________        /
                   \     |  T A P E  |      /
                    \    `-----------'     /
                      \                  /
                        \______________/


                          """"""""
                          )`-  -'(
                          (  <   )
                       ___/\ == /\.___
                     /'     `--'      `\
                    /                   \
                   /    }, _     _ ,{    \
                  /    /      |      \    \
                 /  _/ :              :\_  \
                 (   \__\_          _/__/   )
                   \/    \) ~~.~~~ (/    \/
                   (      )________(      )
                    \____/___|_|____\____/
                       |#############|
                      |###############|
                      |###############|
                     <######/  \#######>
                    /     /      \      \
                   /     /        \     |
                   ( _  /          \  _ |
                   |   |            (    \
                   |   :             \    \
                   :###:              :###:
                   :###:              :###:
                   /#x#)              /#x#)
                  (###/'             (###/'

    If any Looney Toons make a late appearance this week, they'll have to
                        deal with this guy!!!



 Thanks alot David... My boxer caught your virus and now he looks like this.

                           _
                          (_)
                          /|\
                           |
                          / \

 Even worse, the boxer brought it back to the hard drive and gave it to the
 skier!!!

                                            ___________

                                           |   _ _ _   |
                     ___                   |  (_(_(_)  |
                    /___\                  |   (_(_)   |
                   :-\/\/|                 |___________|
                   _\__-/_                             |
                  /       \                            |
                  :  \____ \___                        |
                  |\______"____"                       |
                  |_______|    |                       |
                  |   _  \|    |
                  |  | \  \    |
                  |  |  \  \   |
                  |__|   \__\  |
              ==========^======@==^

 I'm even kicking around the possibility that it was you that killed the
 ASCII Horse.


       .             .   .     .   .       .         .
             .       .                   .       .      .     .      .
            .    .         .    .            .     ______
        .           .             .               ////////
                  .    .   ________   .  .      /////////     .    .
             .            |.____.  /\        ./////////    .
      .                 .//      \/  |\     /////////
         .       .    .//          \ |  \ /////////       .     .   .
                      ||.    .    .| |  ///////// .     .
       .    .         ||           | |//`,/////                .
               .       \\        ./ //  /  \/   .
    .                    \\.___./ //\` '   ,_\     .     .
            .           .     \ //////\ , /   \                 .    .
                         .    ///////// \|  '  |    .
        .        .          ///////// .   \ _ /          .
                          /////////                              .
                   .   ./////////     .     .
           .           --------   .                  ..             .
    .               .        .         .                       .
                          ________________________
  ____________------------                        -------------_________

 Started out as a Messerschmidt but wound up ComSat1. I'll try again...


                      _______
      ____--____,_ // | = = ||--___ . _ , _-__-_ ______
     ____\__/__/|./  '| # = ||     \_|_|_| +  + |.______\_______
     ####|,/__/|//  '.| = = ||------|...|| +  + ||======|\_______\
     /___/"_=|//. '. '| # # | #  - |:____|_+__+ ||======|| # - - -|
    |- -|/'/_-__-__ ',| = = | -  -  |\         \||======|| # - # #|
    |- -| |___ ______',"= # | =  #  |  \          \=====||_-_#_- -|\
    |_=_| /___|  -  #  \,"',__=  =  |\   \           \==||_____\_____\
   ------| _ -|  -  -  /_"___/|  =  |  \   \ __________\|| - - |=====|
  /____/ |____|  -  - | -- - ||  #  |\   \  |          ||| - - |=====|
 | # = |/     /| #  - | -" - ||__=__|  \   \| - -  - - ||| - - |=====|
 | = = /_____/ |------| '- - /______|\   \  |          |||---__|__-__|
 | =_=| +  # |+|_____ /___/  |######|  \   \| - -  - - ||| = =| . . .|
 |/___| +  + |+| -  -| - -||\ \#####|\   \  |          |||-----______|
 | - -| +  + |+| -  -| - -||\ \ \###|  \   \| - -  - - |------/____//|
 | -__| #  + |+| #  _| - -||\ \ \|--|\   \  |          | + + |####||||
 | |"''|+  + |+| _  #| - -||\ \ \|--|\ \   \| - -  - - | + + |#####|||
 | |"''|     | |     |    ||\ \ \|--|\ \ \  | - -  - - | + + | ___ |||
 ""'."';_-___|_|___-_|'"""'|\ \ \|--|\ \ \ \| - -  - - |__-__|___-_||
  _________________________|\ \ \|--|\ \ \ \| - -  - - |____________
    = - - = - - - = - = - -|\ \ \|--|\ \ \ \| - -  - - |- = - - = -
     ----------------------|\ \ \|--|\ \ \ \| - -  - - |-----------


                      _______                     "GORGO in Tokyo"
      ____--____,_ // | = = ||--___ . _ , _-__-_ ______
     ____\__/__/|./  '| # = ||     \_|_|_| +  + |.______\_______
     ####|,/__/|//  '.| = = ||------|...|| +  + ||======|\_______\
     /___/"_=|//. '. '| # # | #  - |:____|_+__+ ||======|| # - - -|
    |- -|/'/_-__-__ ',| = = | -  -  |\         \||======|| # - # #|
    |- -|/| \(oo)//  ","= # | =  #  |  \          \=====||_-_#_- -|\
    |_=_|/. /   // .   \,"',__=  =  |\   \           \==||_____\_____\
   ------; /. ./\\   . /_"___/|  =  |  \   \ __________\|| - - |=====|
   ' '" "/ `=;/ / \   | -- - ||  #  |\   \  |          ||| - - |=====|
  .  \\\/ / \\\/ / \ .| -" - ||__=__|  \   \| - -  - - ||| - - |=====|
   ,   \/ /   \/   \  | '- - /______|\   \  |          |||---__|__-__|
    \ ,_  /         \ "| - -\#######|  \   \| - -  - - ||| = =| . . .|
    ," .; /   .     \\ /_>_|\ \#####|\   \  |          |||-----______|
     .    /         \\\ ., |\ \ \###|  \   \| - -  - - |------/____//|
    __-" /  //\\   \  \\  .|\ \ \|--|\   \  |          | + + |####||||
   |"'' /  //  \\  \ \  \  |\ \ \|--|\ \   \| - -  - - | + + |#####|||
   |"''|/  //_"\\  \ | \ < |\ \ \|--|\ \ \  | - -  - - | + + | ___ |||
   '."';(((/  " (((\ "'" \'|\ \ \|--|\ \ \ \| - -  - - |__-__|___-_||
  _________________________|\ \ \|--|\ \ \ \| - -  - - |____________
    = - - = - - - = - = - -|\ \ \|--|\ \ \ \| - -  - - |- = - - = -
     ----------------------|\ \ \|--|\ \ \ \| - -  - - |-----------


                 __
                ||||
      __________||||__________
     |__________||||__________|
  ==='`=========||||========='`=======================================
      __________||||__________
     |__________||||__________|
  ==='`=========||||========='`=======================================
                ||||
                ||||
                ||||
                ||||               `SHOCKING!!!'
                ||||
                ||||
                ||||
                ||||
                ||||
                ||||
                ||||
  ____________________________________________________________________

                    The Critics Rave
 "Rediculous"  "Unheard of"  "Downright unAmerican"  "Harumphhh!"


      __________________________________________________
     |*  ///////////////////,   ,\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  *|
     |  ;////////////////////, ,\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\;  |
     |   ;//////////////////// \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\;   |
     |    :'         ///////// \\\\\\\\\\         `:    |
     |    :         /// '////   \\\\ ` \\\         :    |
     |    : <(0)   ///   ///      \\\\  \\\   (0)> (    |
     |   /        //// ////         \\\\ \\\\       \   |
     | /              ////           \\\\             \ |
     |(_--_)          ///  LOOK LEFT  \\\         (_--_)|
     |  (/////        //               \\       \\\\\)  |
     |   (____,       |   LOOK  RIGHT   |      ,____)   |
     |    (____`      |                 |     `____)    |
     |         `\_____|        *        |____/'         |
     |                                                  |
     |           Your looking at the faces of           |
     |     *     the people who could change     *      |
     |           the face of American politics          |
     |                     this year!                   |
     |__________________________________________________|


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      (\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)
       ----------------------------------------------

       * ------------------------------------ *
       |              _       _               |
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       |                  \ \                 |
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       |       Horton the horny elephant      |
       |                                      |
       * ------------------------------------ *

                   NICE BUTT !!!  


                             WHO YA GONNA CALL

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                                                |   |    |'
          ______________________                |___|____|
            Two More Ornaments                 (____)_____)
          ----------------------
     Merry Christmas - \_/ Phoenix...


              Iraqi flag
       .. __________ ____ ___
       |||  \   .   ^    -  (
       ||| . \______._______|
       |||   /   .     ,   .(
       |||__/_,____.________|
       ||
       ||                     So Dumb!!
       ||                    Who's Sane?
       ||              |
       ||              |       ____i===----
                       ||-----/----T|__\___________________.
          _   ___      L|___________\___)__________________]
         |------------_______----------____---_____
         |         |          |  U. S.  |         |t
         /\________|__________|_________|_________|/
            \\(O)___(O)___(O)___(O)___(O)___(O)//
 \\\\\\\\\\\ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ________________
 .,.,.,.,,                                     ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
 ,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,'       ,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,Phoeni><...,.,
 ,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,


                  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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                  @@@@@@__________________@@@@@@
                  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@    \_/ Phoenix...


    After having such a great response to the previous business
 offer, I have decided to form Phoenix Corporation. A company
 which will offer professional ASCII art to those who are less
 artistic. Our guarentee is this - the pictures you choose from
 will NOT have been posted anywhere before. For $5.00 you get a
 money back guarantee that the picture you've chosen will be in
 the top three in any contest which you may enter. Below is an
 example of the $1.00 choices.

      (NO GUARANTEES ARE IMPLIED IN THE $1.00 GROUPING!!!)

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    @@@@@      /@@@@_ _ _||4EVER||_ _ _@@@@@@     `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@'       `@@@@       `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@          `@@        `--@@@@@@\_/ Phoenix@@@@@@
    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

                   "Elvis Characature"

             .@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@.
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             `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@'

                     * HELTER SKELTER *
                                           \_/ Phoenix...

      (\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)
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      (\).     /\/\       `@@@@@@'       /\/\     .(\)
      (\).     \  /         `@@@'        \  /     .(\)
      (\).      \/            "           \/      .(\)
      (\).             Happy Mothers Day          .(\)
      (\)  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   (\)
      (\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)(\)
       ----------------------------------------------
                                          \_/ Phoenix...
MASH'IN MUMMY -
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                   .@ooooo@@@@@oooo@      \ //
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                   @oooo@'   `@oooo@
                  @ooo@'     `oooo@|      The MUMMY, from his coffin,
                  @oo@@'      `@oo@|      began to rise. And suddenly,
                  @o@@|        @@o@,           to my surprize!
                  @@@@:        @@o@|                -----
                  @@@@:        @@o@|          "HE DID THE MASH!"
                  `@oo:        `@@@:
                  /@@@)        /@@@)
                (@@@@/       (@@@@/          \_/ Phoenix... (lives)

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                    M.I.A.'s - BRING THEM HOME NOW !!!


                             WHO YA GONNA CALL

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        \_/ Phoenix...

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          @@@@@@@@@@@(   ^^^ )@@@@@@@@@      ' @@@@@@@@@@@
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          @@@@@@@@|         @@@@@@@@m    `@@@,    @@@@@@@@
          @@@@@@@@|        :@@@@@@@@@m    )@@.   )@@@@@@@@

    A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you
                       are loved by others...
                                               \_/ Phoenix...

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 ..........,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,.........,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,..........
 ........,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,.....,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@.........
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 ....`@@@@@@@@@@@@@':::::::::@@@@@@.@@@@@:::::::::`@@@@@@@@@@@@@@'.....
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 ....`@@@@@@@@@@@::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::@@@@@@@@@@@'....
 .....`@@@@@@@@@@:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::@@@@@@@@@@@'.....
 ......`@@@@@@@@@:::::::::HAPPY VALENTINES DAY::::::::@@@@@@@@@''......
 ........`@@@@@@@@:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::@@@@@@@@@'........
 ..........`@@@@@@@@::::::::::::::from:::::::::::::@@@@@@@@@'..........
 ............``@@@@@@:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::@@@@@@@@'............
 ...............`@@@@@@::::::::: Phoenix :::::::@@@@@@@'..............
 .................`@@@@@@::::::::::::::::::::::@@@@@@''................
 ...................`@@@@@@::::::::::::::::::@@@@@@'...................
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 ..........................`@@@@::::::::@@@@@'.........................
 ............................`@@@::::::@@@@'...........................
 ..............................`@@#::@@@@'.............................
 ................................`@@@@@'...............................
 ..................................`#'.................................

     _________________________________________________________
    / _______________________________________________________ \
   / /@@@@@@@@@'            `@@@@@@@'                "@@@@@@@\ \
  / /@@@@@@@@@                @@@@@                   @@@@@@@@\ \
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 | @@@@@@@@@@@@@             @@@@@@             @@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ |
 | @@@@@@@@@@@@@@.        @@@@@@@@@@@@        @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ |
 | ____________________________________________________________ |
 ________________________________________________________________
                                                   Phoeni><...

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               Go on... get outta here! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

                                              \_/ Phoenix...(sorry Fred)

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                       To put a smile upon your face
                       and effect the way you think
                       I send you my friend Stinky,
                       but i've retained the stink!!!

                      (Hey, that doesn't sound right?)

                                          

                                                      \_/ Phoenix...


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                                                ...xineohP \_/  yb

  Tagline.......Love my ASCII......Want my ASCII......Kiss my........

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                      `############'                      \_/ Phoenix...
                        `.######;'

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                                     "Keith"



                                 Mystery Egg
                                -------------

                                    denim
                                   allophon
                                  wolverines
                                 flipohmanski
                                 floridasnice
                                 canabullites
                                  eradicator
                                   tramlaw

                              ... Find WALDO ...


            ...Eggzactly!............................\_/ Phoenix...

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               `oooooo @@ @@ ooooo'
                    a@@@ @@@@'
     ASCII the     a@@@@ @@@'
      dog by       @@@@ '@@@a
  \_/ Phoenix      `@@@`@@@@'


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  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @@                                    @@ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @           family to a condo           |OOOOOOOOOOOOOI
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  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'a'            & where someone else         |OOOOOOOOOOOOOy
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                 .-|-----------------------------------|-.
                 | |                                   | |
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              |  |   O0  O00@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@  @@    |   |
              |  |   O0  O00@@@@@ Phoenix @@@@@@@  @@    |   |
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  |      |          o`OOOOOOO666666666OOOOO'oOO  @       15 Years
   | |           |      ~OOOOOO66666OOOOO~ooOOOOo        May 8 '93
       a|  |     ||  oOO   ~~~~~~~~~~~~  OOOOOOOOo
                        Happy Anniversary Patty  &   \_/ Phoenix...

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                             "Cub Reporter"



                               S T O P  !




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              Yo... I done ASCII all around the nation.
                Every screen,  a singular senstaion.
               I like to show off... and I never miss,
                   so 'um tell'in everybody now...

                        CAN'T TOUCH THIS !!!
     The
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                   whoooaa   whooaa   whoa  whoa
     ^
     |                  CAN'T TOUCH THIS !!!
     |
     |           I ain't here to beeee nobodies fool now.
     |             I just showed up 'cause I thought
     |                  it would be cool now.
     |          And when I said, "My ASCII you could kiss"
     |               I guess what I was say'in was...
     |
     |                  CAN'T TOUCH THIS !!!
     |
     `---------------------- (Chorus)

               And now I gotta go that's end of the story.
               I like the prize but I already got the glory
               Just one last thing or else i'd be remis,
                    when it comes to do'in ASCII

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                             "CAN'T TOUCH THIS !!!"

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        *            ==OOOOOOOOOOoOOO'//\\`OOoOOOOoOOO=========-      *
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        *         ,OOOOOOOOOO'       @@@ @@                           *
        *       ,OOOOOOOOOOO'        @@@ @@                           *
        *       OOOOOOOOOOO'          @@@@              Phoenix '93   *
        * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

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                                Lepus Bugsarincus   by   \_/ Phoenix...

                  .-----------------------------------------.
                  |   The Official \_/ Phoenix Dartboard    |
                  |                                         |
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                  | 25 -aaaaa@@@@@aaaa@@@aaaa@@@@@aaaaa- 25 |
                  `-----------------------------------------'
         Directions - Print out and hang on any wall. Darts Not Included.

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                                                                 FeeNIX...
            Hailing frequencies. Clingon! Be yee friend or foe?


                 .--------------------------------------------.
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                               "Oh Jacqui!"      by \_/ Phoenix...

File: mirrors/afn/artists/ransom.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/ransom.htm

Ascii Art by Randy Ransom


Randy Ransom
( Erasure | Pet Shop Boys
| The Muppet Show | Sesame
Street | Sideways | Other
)


Erasure:
+---------------------------------+
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 /~(_)~\       
(  :=:  =====II
 \_(~)_/         Violin



Note: Randy Ransom's
own web page seems to have disappeared from the Net. This page is a
slight modification of his original page. -Allen

File: mirrors/afn/artists/midnight.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/midnight.htm

Midnight Ascii Art


Midnight
Dated: July 24, 1991 through July 30, 1991
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  XX/   oooo_/||||\_ooo   \X |_________________| X/   ooo_/||||\_oooo   \XX
   /         oooooo        \                     /        oooooo         \
  /_________________________\                   /_________________________\
  |_________________________|                   |_________________________|
   |___I___I___I___I__I___|                       |___I__I___I___I___I___|
   |_I___I___I___I__I___I_|                       |_I__I___I___I___I___I_|
                              Enter, Ye Who Dare


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          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I didn't do that one, but I'm afraid I don't remember where/who I got it
from.

File: mirrors/afn/artists/simser.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/simser.htm

Juanita Simser Ascii Art


Juanita Simser
Dated: March 10, 1993 through April 7, 1993
 Here's the first one I've ever tried to do:



                  ____________
                ,=====@@@@@***`
               ,=====#######***`       ___
              ,=====#######*****`    _/   \_
             ,mm===&&&####%%%****`\_/    *  |
        _   |mmm=m&&&%%##%%%***++++|      __|
        |\__/mmmm&&&%%%%#%%***+++++|_______/
        |___/|mmmm&&&%%%%%%%++++++/
              \   /----------\   /
              /__/            \__\




       Turtle ---> with a PatchWork shell!


Here's another small attempt  :)

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              &&&&| &&&&/   &&&\
             &&&&&| &&&&|  &&&&&|
            &&&&&&; &&&/  &&&&&&|
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               /&&&&&&&|
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             &&&&&&&&&|  /&&&&&&|
            &&&&&&&&&&|  &&&&&&&|
            `&&&&&&&&&|  &&&&&&&;
              `&&&&&&&\  `&&&&&.
                `&&&&&&;
                 `&&&&.


                Animal PawPrint  (Who figure out Who's)


Here's another small attempt, with a Southwestern Flavor:
                                  _
                                 | |
                                _| |
                              _/ . |
                            _/     |
                    _      |_ _____|
                   | |      _|*****|
                   | |     |*' ****|
                  _| |    _|    `**|
                _|   |   |        `|
               |     |  _|         |
               |     | |           |
               |     |_|           |
                \                  |_
                 \___________________|



                    Howling Coyote

                     (with bandana around neck)



Speaking of eggs... here's another one for you:


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                  Holstein Cow Egg

File: mirrors/afn/artists/samuels.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/samuels.htm

Marian Samuels Ascii Art



Marian Samuels
Date: May 8, 1993 through May 12, 1993
 Borg, from Star Trek, The Next Generation

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                |OOOOO//mmmmmmmmOOOmmmmmmmm\\OOOO|
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                 OOOmmmmmmmmmm\\\\\\\\\\mmmmmmOO      / /
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                    OOmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmO    / /
                     mOOmmmmmmmuuuuuuummmmmmO   / /
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 mmmmmmmmm\ \nnnnnnnnnn/ /nnnnnnnmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmnn
 mmmmmmmmmm\  \nnnnnn/ /nnnnnnnnmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmnnn
 mmmmmmmmnnnn\  \n/  /nnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmnn
 mmmmmmmmnnnnnn\   /nnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmnn
 mmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmnn
 mmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmnn
 mmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmn
 mmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmn
 mmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmm
 mmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmn
 mmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmn
 mmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmm
 mmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmn
 mmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmn

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!!!!!


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RADIOACTIVUS OF BORG


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File: mirrors/afn/artists/adams.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/adams.htm

Yvonne Adams Ascii Art


Yvonne Adams
Dated: June 10, 1991 through January 23, 1993

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             |||||                    (~~~~\_
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             ||||/          ||**                  /~~~~~~~~~~/|
_______@_____|||||__________||||___________@_____|~~~~~~~~~~| |___@__
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             |||||         @||                  @|_| |______|/
           (@|||||                                             @
         (@@@|||||                  @@
        (@@@@|||||                                      @@


Continuing my theme of scenes from the American Southwest, how
about some Native American weaving as my entry for this week?

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 @----@@@@ @@@@''''''''oooo~~~~xxx~~~~oooo''''''''@@@@ @@@@----@
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I'll bet you all thought I'd come up with another Southwestern scene, eh?
We all need a trip into the city every once in a while!

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I was getting a little hungry!


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Lady Liberty!


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"Extreme Close-Up"



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                    \    / :::::::###o
                      \/      :::::::#

     |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
     |   CONFUCIUS SAY HE WHO SHOW GOOD (ASCII) CHARACTER   |
     |   WILL ENJOY GOOD FORTUNE                            |
     |______________________________________________________|

Come on people, let's not disappoint Confucius!  Post those pictures!  :-)


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I thought I'd do a tribute to "The Big One (TM)",
the Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta.



 
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            |     T   R   R EEEEE A   A   T    |
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And now, a brief look at this afternoon's weather . . .





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For my next entry in the category of home furnishings/decorative arts, I
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                        CUBES ON PARADE








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                       SEASON'S GREETINGS!




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"A Little Byte of Lace"

File: mirrors/afn/artists/michaels.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/michaels.htm

Ascii Art by Laura Michaels


Laura Michaels
Dated: December 20, 1996

Wanted some ASCII art of snowflakes and when I couldn't locate any I
decided to try to come up with a few on my own.  If anyone else has some
others, I'd love to see them.  

The ones I put together are included below.

Thank you kindly.



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 o     |     o
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Laura Michaels
p004927b@pbfreenet.seflin.lib.fl.us
http://members.aol.com/lauram3017/index.html

File: mirrors/afn/artists/wann.txt
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Jeane Wann Ascii Art



Jeane Wann
Date: June 11, 1993 through June 12, 1993
 My hubby & I love to play Dr. Mario and sometimes he
 even appears in my dreams.

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Jacqui Ascii Art



Jacqui
Dated: June 10, 1993 through June 11, 1993
 
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                                                       by.....JACQUI

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Jim Ascii Art


Jim
Dated: August 6, 1994
 This is the deadliest, and most feared, of dinosaurs:


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                            CHAINSAURUS!

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Ascii Art by Tiziana


Tiziana (cynthia411@aol.com)
Dated: November 30, 1996

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             ______________      | Dear Santa,          |
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          \/     _   \  /    |   | ...  ... ...         |
           \ /    \   \/_    |   |                      |
           |  O_O_/   || \_  \   | .............        |
          / __(_ __   ||   \ /   |                      |
         /\/___\___\_/  \  /_\   |                      |
        /      __        \/   \  |   Your Tiziana       |
        |                |\___/  |                      |
  ______|________        |  \    |                      |
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                            \    /            /
                             \__/____________/

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Marcy Ruff Ascii Art


Marcy Ruff
Date: January 9, 1992
 MY FIRST WELL ACTUALLY MY BBS SHOW OFF SIGNATURE

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   xxx   _|\______/__________M~__\__________
    xxx=(        SPACE MAN SPIFF            )>
  x  xx=(___________________________________)>
                 |   |           \
                 |   o            \
                 O                 O

            DEFENDER OF THE GALAXY

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T. Hawkins Ascii Art


T. Hawkins
Date: September 17, 1991

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      |/      | \ \              ________________   \__________________/
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                                        /      \_\_   {_} {_}     \
                                       |_________\ \_______________\
                                                  \/_______________/

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Ascii Art by Valerie Yoza


Valerie S Yoza 
Dated: October 23, 1996

Hi!

Is there any Sailor Moon ascii out there?


Here's one I made of Serena (Usagi).  
What do you think?
            
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   /    xXx" Xx Y  xVx     xYx x         xxYx   xYx   xYx xX "xXx    \
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/        xXxx  Xx xYxxxY"xxx"              "xx"Yx""xYx  xXx xxXx        \
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         /  xxx/   (  ((/  oo0o\         /  oo0o\))  )   \xxx  \
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    /              (    `~~~~~~~     \   `~~~~~~~    )              \     
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                   aaaaaaaa\\  \\ i"0"i //  //aaaaaaaa 
                  aaaaaaaaaaaaaa /     \ aaaaaaaaaaaaaa  
                  aaaaaaaaaaa--a0       0a--aaaaaaaaaaa 
                   aaaaaaaaaaaaaa\     /aaaaaaaaaaaaaa  
                   aaaaaaaaaaa /  "-0-"  \ aaaaaaaaaaa
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                 /    aa     /             \     aa    \
                ----_      /                 \      _---- 
                     ------                   ------               




Valerie Yoza
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Grace Penney Ascii Art



Grace Penney
Date: October 7, 1992

 I'm certainly not an artist, but I tried!!!!

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Daisylin Ascii Art


Daisylin
Date: June 28, 1993

                            ( )
                          <<* *>>
                            . .   uh....cow with hairy moustache, or bald
                           ((|))   girl in grass skirt with no legs,
                                    cow with snaggley teeth...

                          (( ))
                        << * * >>
                          \. ./ Bizarre Cow with nose ring? My Brother with
                           (_)  nose ring and horns. My nephew who already
                                has the nose ring and the horns. Looking
                                at a black angular bull while driving down a
                                bumpy road.

        (\-/)
       (:O O:)
        \   /o\
         | |\o \  Hahaha!! A giraffe who needs a serious nose job.
         (:) \ o\          ..and a chiropractor..
              \o \--_      A Seahorse with spots...and ears...
              ( o O
              (  O

        - -
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         *
        )-(  <----and chewing bubble gum...

        - -
        8 o  <----triple vision..sorta...
         .
        -*-  <---sucking a lemon....

        ; ;  <---very tiny eyes...3/16 vision..with tears..
         *
        \_/  <----who chooses to take the limited vision he has to see the
                  good...

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W. T. Sidney Ascii Art


W.T. Sidney
Date: March 11, 1992 through March 31, 1992
______________________________________________________________

F-14             |    _    |
  Tomcat         |  /^ ^\  |
     ____________|_(  .  )_|____________
          --*/--|_| (___) |_|--\*--
             *       O O       *

______________________________________________________________

       -=========-         ,---.     ,-----------------------<
 : _____/_()_//__\_________/ -=-|     | W. T. Sidney (SID)    <
 <| ///     //         ________/'----<| GE Medical Systems    <
 : "-======//========-"               | Milwaukee, WI         <
   `0     (0)                        "-----------------------<

==============================================================

______________________________________________________________

             ____
   |        | ___\          /~~~|
  _:_______|/'(..)`\_______/  | |
 <_|``````  \__~~__/       ___|_|
   :\_____(=========,(*),--\__|_/
   |       \       /---'
            | (*) /  Mustangs
            |____/   Forever

________________________________________________________________

              _______
             /THANKS!\
            O\_______/
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          0   /___/\   /_______/|   /________/\
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  __________________           __
  \_________________|)____.---'--`---.____
                ||    \----.________.----/
   NCC 1701-A __||____/ /_    `--'
             |___         \
                 `--------'

=============================================================

  ___________________________             ____
  \____NCC_1701-B________|_// __=*=___.--"----"--._________
                 \  |        `-------.__________.--------'
             _____\ |========/ /_        "----"
             \___                \
                 `==============='

=============================================================

                    ___
       ___....-----'---`-----....___
  =========================================
        ___`---..._______...---'___
       (___)      _|_|_|_      (___)    NCC 1701-D
         \\____.-'_.---._`-.____//
           ~~~~`.__`---'__.'~~~~
                   `~~~'
 Picard... Fire the photons!

==============================================================

                 __-__             _
  ========@  ============     *#__===___
   ___\\____ /  /_ `'~~~~~~~~*#*--(0)---\
   \______________{          @*          @


==============================================================

     _____________________
    /  __________________O
   /  /|________________
  /  /_/_______________O
 /____________________
 |___________________O
                        "Illusion!"

     ____________
    /\          /\
   /  \        /  \
  /____\______/    \
  \    /      \    /
   \  /        \  /
    \/__________\/

-----------------------------------------------------------------
  o                              o
           |\_______                            .     o
 whoooosh-=)     \_o\___    o         .           o           .
 vroooomm-=)__    __    \        .   o
 zooooomm-=)  \__  \_____| o                     .          .
   .  .    \____________/              .    o      /\
                                 o                /o |    o
                        /\  .             .      /    \
  /\  |\___          /\/  \_        __/\      /\/      |
 /  \/     \    /\  /       \_   __/    |    /          \_
 /           \  /  \/          \_/        \/\/             \_  /\
             \/                                             \/
 Thanks

*****    ____/  __  __/ __  ____\     *  W. T. Sidney "Sid" ****    /
/       /     /   **  GE Medical Systems ***     \_        /       /      /
***  Milwaukee, WI **        \      /       /      /  **** *    _____/ ______/
_________/   *****



   __o          o__      o__      o__      o__     There's one
 _ \<,_        _.>/ _   _.>/ _   _.>/ _   _.>/ _   in every
 (_)/ (_)      (_) \(_) (_) \(_) (_) \(_) (_) \(_)  crowd....


                          ___====-_  _-====___
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                 _-^##########// (    ) \\##########^-_
                -############//  |\^^/|  \\############-
              _/############//   (@::@)   \\############\_
             /#############((     \\//     ))#############\
            -###############\\    (oo)    //###############-
           -#################\\  / ** \  //#################-
          -###################\\/      \//###################-
         _#/|##########/\######(   /\   )######/\##########|\#_
         |/ |#/\#/\#/\/  \#/\##\  |  |  /##/\#/  \/\#/\#/\#| \|
         '  |/  V  V  '   V  \#\| |  | |/#/  V   '  V  V  \|  '
            '   '  '      '   / | |  | | \   '      '  '   '
                             (  | |  | |  )
                            __\ | |  | | /__
                           (vvv(VVV)(VVV)vvv)

                 "The Terror that FLAPS in the night"

 Testing, testing...
 We have contact!

 \\|//      ___  _____  _____
  o o      /__    /      /  /
   U      ___/ __/__  __/__/


 ALL Aboard!

      o o o o o o o . .   _____________________ ___=====_T__
    o      _____         || SID's             | |          |
  .][__n_n_|DD[  ===____  | Express Rail      | |          |
 >(________|__|_[_______]_|___________________|_|__________|_
   (_)   (_)(_)  (_)  (_)   (_)(_)      (_)(_)    (_)   (_)
 ============================================================

"We'll Get you Close!"


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                                        /   _____\ \
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 |=o=|==============================|=o=\   |   " __/~ _/        /
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 |=o=|==============================|=o=|     /_/_6__/   /_/____\
                                                 __\_/  ______   |

File: mirrors/afn/artists/straw.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/straw.htm

Denia Straw Ascii Art


Denia Straw
Dated: May 24, 1991 through February 20, 1992
 
========================='Kay Guys Here Goes========================
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  *                 <___ \ W\___\              * : @ /   *
  **                    |  (o  (|             *   \oO   -*
    ***/-----_____  ___-         \_            *-   oO    *
      /           --              _O             * )) V ((
     /                      _^^^^^U
    / __/\         \ \ ___\ \
   / /  \ \-------- \ \    \ \
   \ \   \ \         \ \    \ \
    ww    ww          ww     ww
                                 Dog and Butterfly
    *Stop Laughing!


                    8888
                 -%8888C88
                -%888888C88
                888888 ___>



                                                         /\^^^^\
                          /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\     /  \     \
                         /                       /    |  /~~~\   |
                         \                    /----->  \/ 6 6 \ /
                           \                /           |C o C ?
                             ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~             \_8__/
                                         _______________ /  /  \___
                                      __/           cc===/|A   |
                                     /  Z~     O____ /    \ZDDDDo
                                    /   __/    C____/  /\  \   |
                                  / / /  Z~     ZZZ/__/ZZ\____/
                               //~~   // __/     CcccD    ZZZZ
                                 //~~   / Z~ ______________________
                                   //~~   __/----------------------
                                     //~~/
                                       //
                              @@
                             @@@@
                     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                   /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\
            .====/                         \         ____
           9 .==/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \    __/  ( )
          ( /  / <- ***               *** ->  \__/   __(_)
         ) /  /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   __/
        ( |  |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^__/
         ) \  \^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^/
          ( \==\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
           $.===\                           /
                 \~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
                   \!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/
                     \ ****************/
                       \_____________/

  Heh-heh!  Well, it was worth a try!  ;>


  This was done back in 1986 for office Christmas party invitations, before
I'd ever heard of "ASCII". I don't think it measures up to you guys' stuff,
but since I had it out, here it is:  ;)

                         V
                      >> ^ <<
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         ******   ********   ******* + ***
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    *   *****   ********   ************* O ****
   ***** + ******** O *********   ********   ***
  *   *******   ********* + *** O ***************
 **** O *********   *********   ******** + *******
                       | |||
                       | |||
                       | |||
                       |_|||
                     =========
       - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
        M E R R Y   C H R I S T M A S ! ! !

         H A P P Y   N E W   Y E A R ! ! !
       - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -


 
                                             ./==\
                          /~~~~~\V         ./ / ||
                         (-_=====)       ./  /  ||
                         ( -=====\     ./  ./  /| \
                         (  (  )=    ./ (./   / |  \
                         )  )  _/  ./  ./    /  |  |\
                     ,__(__ ( ( ___/ ./     /   |  | \
                    (  L:\\  -v-\   /   @@@/@@@@   @@@\@@@
                  /   /\L:\\VV KK\/   (@@@/OO@@@@)@@@OO\@@@)
                 /  /   |L:\\vKKxx)     @/@@@@@@   @@@@@\@
                MM#@#!!!|
                       \\ MM#@#!!:!/
                        \\ MM#@#!!!|
                        M\\ M#@#!!:\
                        MM\\ @#!!:!|
                        <<:\\ @#:::/
                       ><<<:\/#||||
                       <>>>:@@#___\
                        \/~oO/ )Ooo

File: mirrors/afn/artists/gallaghe.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/gallaghe.htm

Kevin Gallagher Ascii Art



Kevin Gallagher
Posted: May 30, 1992 through June 8, 1992
 Well here it goes I'm new here So go easy!!!



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                XX   X ******  XXXXXXXXX                XX XXX
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            =====**********  *     X                     )  \  )
              ====*         *     X               \  \   )XXXXX
         =========**********       XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

                       CURSE YOU, RED BARON !!!


Not bad!!!



       ______________________
      !______________________!
      !                      !
      !  Bill & Opus in '88  !
   ___!______________________!___
  (___!______________________!___)
           / /         \ \
          ! !           ! !
          ! !     !     ! !
          ! !  _o/ \o_  ! !
          \  \/       \/  /
           ! /         \ !
          / /           \ \
          \(             ) /
            \   "   "   /
             \         /
             /\_______/ \
            /   !   !   \
           /  __!   !__  \
          /  !  \\_//  !  \
         /   ! \_!-!_/ !   \
        ! /  ! / !_! \ !  \ !
   _____!_!__!__/___\__!__!_!_____
  !                               !
  !                               !
  !          W h i t e            !
  !                               !
  !          H o u s e            !
  !                               !
  !             o r               !
  !                               !
  !           B u s t             !
  !                               !
  !_______________________________!


              "Sheet Music"

        _                       ____
       ( )                     |____|
    ___|/________|\____________|____|_______
   |__/|/_)_|____|_______|\__(_)__(_)_______|
   |_(_|_/__|__(_)_______|\_________________|
   |___|____|__________(_)__________________|
   |________|_________________________(_)___|
                                        |
                                        |

Making Music-

    __     __
   (  )   (  )
   (  )  /  /                 _
   (  ) /  /                 (_)
   (  )/  /     ____  _   _  _  _____
   (      )    / __ )( \_/ )/ )/ _   )
   (  )\  \   / ___/  \   // // / ) /
   (  ) \  \ (____)    \_/(_/(_/ (_/
   (  )  \  \
   (__)   (__)

File: mirrors/afn/artists/wald.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/wald.htm

Janice Wald Ascii Art


Janice Wald
Dated: April 24, 1991 through August 23, 1991
                     /\    /\
                    |  |  |  |
                    |  |__|  |
                   /  ^     ^ \
                  |   @     @  |
                  |  === O===  |
                  |   \__|__/  |      HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!
                   \__________/
                   /   |^^^|  \              Janice
                  |     \ /  | |             ^^^^^^
                  | |    |   | |
                  | |    8\__/ /
                  | |    8____/|
                  WWW    |     |

Also, here is my cow by the well:
        _      _
       /  \___/  \
      |           |             _   _                _________
      | \__/ \__/ |____________/ \_/ \_             /          \
       \/||\ /||\/                      \         /              \
        |       |                      | |        ----------------
        (  O O  )                      | |          | |      | |
         |\___/                        | |          | |======| |=|__
         |                             | |          | |      | |
         |   ___   |---------------|  /|||\       ================
         |  |   |  |    \  ___  /  |  | |         0000000000000000
         |  |   |  |     |_| |_|   |  | |         0000000000000000
         |  |   |  |               |  | |         0000000000000000
        /__/   /__/               /__/ /          0000000000000000

                                        
                                        

 xxxxx  xxx xx                         ssssss vvvvvvvv    :::::::
 xxxx xxx  xxxxx                     ssss  xxxx vvvvvvvv:::::::::
 xxxxxxxxx xxxxx                **    s xxxxxxxxxx vvvvvvv:::::::
 xxxx xxx xxxxx                ****   s xxxxxxxxxx vvvvvv    ::::
 xxxxxxxxxxxxx                ******   ss xxxxxxx vvvvv   *   :::
 xxxxx xxxx x                ********    || | |   | |    ***    |
 xxxxx xxx                  **********   || | |   | |   *****   |
     /                     ************  || | |   | |  *******  |
    |==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|  |
    |==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|  |
    |___________________________________________________________|
    |
    |
    |             --------------
    |            | KEEP OFF THE |
     \           |              |
       \         |    GRASS     |
         \        -----| |------
           \           | |
             ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                          A DAY AT THE PARK

                           @ *            * @
                          \| | * Janice * | |/
                          \|/+\|/++++++\|/+\|/


This is a totem pole.

                             /\
                            |`'|/^/
                            |`'|/
                          /       \
                          =========
                         | | e e | |
                         | |  ^  | |
                         | |\_-_/| |
                         \_/     \_/
                        -/|\~~~~~/|\-
                       |      V      |
                        \ \|/   \|/ /
                         | O    O  |
                          \       /
                            |   |
                            () ()
                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                        |            |
                        |  /\    /\  |
                        |  \/    \/  |
                     ---              ---
                     $        )(        $
                     ---              ---
                   _    |     ooo    |    _
                  \ \    ~~~~~~~~~~~~    / /
                    \ \/              \/ /
                  (-    ~~~      ~~~      -)
                   \     -        -       /
                    \   (o)       (o)    /
                      \                /
                       |   mmmmmmmm   |
                       |   wwwwwwww   |
                        \             /
                          \_________/
                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                        ###############
                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                           |  | |  |
                           |  | |  |
                           |##| |##|
                          /         \
                         |   ^   ^   |
                        (|   O   O   |)
                         |     o     |
                          \   ~~~   /
                           \   O   /
                        X    XXXXX    X
                        XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
                         XXXXXXXXXXXXX
                          X         X
                           X @   @ X
                            X     X
                           __X   X__
                          /   (-)   \
                         |           |
                         |           |
                         |___________|

A New England Rock Wall:

OooO0oooooooOooOOoOo0
oOOOoOOoOOoOOoOOOooOO
OoOOOoOOoOoOOoOOoOOoo

Okay, okay, so it looks like something that was thrown together in a few
seconds (it was).  Being from New England (CT) I felt the urge to respond
promptly to Yvonne's suggestion. :)


This is a lighthouse:
                                /\
                              /    \
                            /        \
                          /            \
                        /________________\
                          |            |
                          |   ******   |
                          |   ******   |
____  ____                |   ******   |
    \/                 ____________________
                       +  +  +  +  +  +  +
                       +  +  +  +  +  +  +
                       ____________________
                       |                  |
                       |                  |
                       |      ******      |
      ____  ____       |      *    *      |
          \/           |      *    *      |
                       |      ******      |
                       |                  |
                       |                  |
                       |                  |
                       |      ******      |
                       |      *    *      |
                       |      *    *      |
                       |      ******      |
                       |                  |
                       |                  |
                       |                  |
                       |      ******      |
                       |      *    *      |       ____  ____
                       |      *    *      |           \/
                       |      ******      |
                       |                  |
                       |                  |
                       |                  |
                       |      ******      |
                       |      *    *      |
                       |      *    *      |
                       |      ******      |
                       |                  |
                       |                  |
      ____  ____       |                  |
          \/           |                  |
                       |                  |
                       |                  |
                       |     ++++++++     |
                       |     +      +     |
                       |     +      +     |
                       |     +      +     |
                       |     +      +     |
                       |     +      +     |
                       |     +      +     |
                       |     ++++++++     |
                 ------|__________________|-----
       _______/  _______               _______   \_______
     /          /        \            /       \           \
   /////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
 The funny looking things to the side of the lighthouse are a primitive
form of seagull. :)


.
 |     ||     ||     ||     ||     ||     ||     ||     ||     ||
 \_____/\_____/\_____/\_____/\_____/\_____/\_____/\_____/\_____/\

______
      \      OOO            ()()()()()
 |  ~  \    /  /          @()()()()()()@
 | (+)  \__/  /           ()(        )()
 |           /           ()()  ~   ~ ()()
 |      ___/            ()()(    @   )()()      ***
 /      ~~/              ()()    |   ()()   ___*****
  ______/                 |()\  / \ /()|   | ___****
  |      ++++++++++++++++ |    \  /    |--/ / ++++++++++
  |     +                 |            |---/            +
  |    +                  |   |    |   |                 +
  |   +                  /   /      \   \                 +
  |   +                (( ))          (( ))               +
  |     +                                                +
  |       +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 mmm                     *
                        ***
                       *****
                        ***
                        / \
                      /     \
                    /         \
                  888888888888888
        \________/               \_________/
       \%%%%%%%%%   @        @    %%%%%%%%%%/
            &&&&&  __  (  )  __   &&&&&
       \_________   \        /    __________/
        \\\\\\\\\\   \ _MM_ /    ///////////
                   \           /
              88888888888888888888888
              |||||||||||||||||||||||
              88888888888888888888888

The Ding-A-Ling Brothers, Boiling Bays Circus
(A 4 year olds impression of the Ringling Brothers
Barnum and Bailey Circus)


I'm not sure but I think this is a yellow and black taxi. 
 .
                       oo   oooo
                     o+  +o*   *o
                     o+  +o*  *o * *
                      o\+ +\* **_|_|
                       /xX~~XX\/~~~~\
                     -/XXX  XX   0,0 |
                       \XX  XX/\____/
                          ~~
                          ""

File: mirrors/afn/artists/hirst.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/hirst.htm

Bill Hirst Ascii Art


Bill Hirst
Dated: June 25, 1991 through January 10, 1993

                                                     /\/\      /\
                                                    /  \ \/\  /  \
           /\                                /\    /    \/  \/    \
       /\_/  \                              /  \  /     /          \
      /  /    \                            /    \/     /
 ____________________________________________________________________
                    /  :  \           ______
                   /   .   \         |      |
                  /    .    \        | Utah |
                 /           \       |______|
                /      .      \         ||
               /               \        ||
              /        .        \       ||
             /                   \      ||
            /                     \
           /           |           \
          /                         \
         /                           \
        /              |              \
       /               |               \                   |
      /                                 \                 \|/
     /                                   \
    /                                     \
   /                   I                   \
  /                    I                    \
 /                     I                     \



Impressions of driving across the Great Salt Lake desert (looks better at 43 lines)



                    "The Emoticon Family"


          ."""""".                  ******
         /        \               **********
        |  #0  \   |             **.------.**
      ((|     < |  |))          **/        \**
        |  #0  /   |            *|  (@  \   |*
         \        /            {*|    <  |  |*}            __
          ~--  --~             !*|  (,  /   |*!        ___|__|___
           |    |             <@> \        / <@>        /~~~~~~\
   /--_____|    |____--\        *  ~--  --~  *         |   o \  |
  /========\____/=======\       *   |    |   *   ""-  [|   o /  |]
 /    .==============.   \      ____|    |____    \\    \_    _/
 \    /\             |   / \   /   |      |   \    \ \ ___|  |___
   \/   \            | \/   \ |    |      |    |    \__   `--'   \
     \   \==========|    \    |  |/:\____/:\|  |       \       . |
       \  \=========|      \  |  |::::::::::|  |        |      : |



Tonezone, you don't need clippers, you need a weed wacky, er, whacker.


                                    ________
                                   //~~)~~~~
                                 //
                               //
                       _!_   //___
                      |===|//~~~~~
                      (_O_)
                       //
                     //
                   //
                 //
               //
          ___//___
         |________|
      ~~~~~~}=={



                              (  ( ( )
                               )(*) (*
       ******                 ( )( ) )                     ."""""".
     **********           _____)* ) ( ________            /        \
    **.------.**        /     ( (( )*)       /|          | ### ###  |
   **/  \  /  \**     /____________________/  |        ((|  0   0   |))
   *|   @  @   |*    |                     |  |          |    ^     |
  {*|     >    |*}   | =-=- ==-= =-=- ==-= |  |           \  ~~~   /
  !*|    __    |*!   | =-== --=- =-== -=-- |  |            ~--  --~
 <@> \  (__)  / <@>  |                     |  |             |    |
   *  ~--  --~  *    |       M I N I       |  |     /--_____|    |_____--\
   *   |    |   *    |      ---------      |  |    /        \\__//        \
   ____|    |____    |  M A I N F R A M E  |  |   /    .     \##/     .    \
  /   |      |   \   |                     |  | / \   /|      ||  !_  |\   / \
 |    |      |    |  |  ___________        |  |    \/  |      || :  : |  \/
 |  |/:\____/:\|  |  | |           |  ===  |  |   /     |     || :..:|     \
 |  |::::::::::|  |  | |  ==   ==  |       |  |         |     ||     |
                     | |___________|  ===  |
   It's on FIRE !!   |                     |     Obviously a software problem.


I started with the sports car and got carried away. Maybe I spent too much
time driving today.

  "Traffic"

                _________________
               |                 |  _\__
               |                 | |  |L\
   __o_\___    |_________________|=|__|__]
  =-O----O-'    00             00   00  0

     __o       :\    ___        _______
  __/___\__    j _\__|  `-,    |   OO L\
 `--O----O-'     'O-----O-'    `-O----O-'


 This started out as a heart for Valentine's day. Sometimes things
 don't turn out quite the way you expect.




                     oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
                   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
                  IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
                 HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
                zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     .<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>.
   /XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\
 /XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\
 \XXX[  ]XXX[  ]XXXX[  ]XXXX[  ]XXXX[  ]XXXX[  ]XXXX[  ]XXX[  ]XXX/
   \XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX/
       ~~~~\XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX/~~~~
                /   ~~~<><><><><><><><><><>~~~   \
               /      /       |   |          \      \
              /     /               |          \     \
             /    /           |                  \    \
            /   /               |   |              \   \
           /  /               |                      \  \
         _/_/                     | |                  \_\_
        <___>                 |    |                   <___>
                                     |
                               |

                                (0)               (__)
     We haf vways              .-+-.  ~|==-       oo )_______
     uf making you            /  |  \./           |_/\       |\
     talk, Earthie.          |  / \                   ||___  | \
                            =' _| |_                  ||   W||




           /=====\
          /=======\
         /=======/##
        {         III<______    |#############|          /    @`,@@,`@
  |           ===== |~~\|#[         ]#|      /~~~      '@@ ~~~\
  |_________________|   `~~~~~~~~~~~~~'     |                  |




 
 

                                               / / /
  BBBB   RRRR     A    K  K  !!!             /~~~~`\ /
  B   B  R   R   A A   K K   !!!     ______/' o ) ) \
  BBBB   RRRR   AAAAA  KK     !       `~-._    ) ) ) )
  B   B  R  R   A   A  K K           --====, )  ) ) /
  BBBB   R   R  A   A  K  K   !             `\ ) ) /
                                              | ) )
  ------------------------------------------------------------------
  \                                                                /
    \             @       @       @        @        @            /
      \          \|/     \|/     \|/      \|/      \|/         /
        \____________________________________________________/


        A big bowl of chicken soup for anyone with a cold or flu.
              (Please copy and distribute as necessary)

Mush!

   O_
   # '\
 \/ \ |~~~\-____       (____/^-       (____/^-      (____/^-      (____/^-
    /  \________; ~~~~ /\~~/\    ~~~~ /\~~/\   ~~~~ /\~~/\   ~~~~ /\~~/\


      I just flew in from the coast...

                              ,,,
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                              \~;\
                               \; \
                                \ ;\    ====
                                 \ ;\  ==== \
                            __,--';;;\-' (  0
                      __,--';;; ;;; ;;\      >
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        _ _,--' __,--'\\  ;;; __,~~' \ ;\
       (_)|_,--' __,--'\\;,~~'        \ ;\
       |(_)|_,--'       ~~             \; \
       || |                             \ ;\
        |_/                              !~!,
                                     .---'''---.
                                     |         |
                                     |         |
                                     |         |
                                     `---------'

       Boy, are my arms tired.



            ._
            \ \_____________________________^__
           .'                                 {
           /              {    ___{~~~~~~~~~~~~
            \    / ~      {    ___{
            |   /         {_______{
           /         /|~~~~\\
          |         /\ \    ||
         /         |  \ }   //            All right. This is a
        /          |_____ //              stickup. Send in your
        { xxxxxxx /~~~~~~~                ascii art or else I
        {xxxxxxxxx\                       shoot the computer.
        {xxxxxxxxx/
        {xxxxxxxxx\
        {xxxxxxxxx/
         \xxxxxxx/
           ~~~~~~


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                    /  \
                   /    \
                  /      \
                 /        \
                /          \
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            /                  \
           /                    \
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            |                  |
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            |        _.-'_)    |
            |    _.-'_.-'      |
            |   (_  (._        |
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     A funds cut strikes NASA

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I can't remember if I put this up before.



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 The Cat o' Nines Tail


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   |      $   F     I    V V    E             U       |
   |   $$$    F     I     V     EEEEE                 |
   |    $                                 Atck-pthpt  |
   |__________________________________________________|


 "ASCII MONEY"



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This is roughly what my cat Smoky looked like the day she got herself trapped
in the silverware drawer.


                 SMOKY, THE SILVERWARE CAT

         _____________________________________________
        /               (0   0)                       \
      /'               --{ ^ }--                       `\
     |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
     |                                                   |
     |                                                   |
     |___________________________________________________|

File: mirrors/afn/artists/morris.txt
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JoJo Morris Ascii Art


JoJo Morris
Dated: April 18, 1991
                   * *@*
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                     ||
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            B O T T O M S    U P
        vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

File: mirrors/afn/artists/youderi.txt
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Ascii Art by Tom Youderian


Tom Youderian
Dated: October 21, 1996
CCCP propaganda ascii

I thought I'd make up some Red Army stuff who's playing an Axis and Allie game
as Stalin, but why not share? :)

A review before the troops get to fighting just outside Moscow:



            (@@@@@_
            |     @@
     |||    ) ~/~ @@               Greetings from Comrade Stalin
     |  '   [  ^  ]
     \__/\   `----
      \   \~~~     ~~~~\
  ----------------------------


Soviet Flag (kind of)

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              ///      ,\~. _/          /
             //'_     ','~ \\          /
            //    ~~~---____          /
           //               ~~~~~~~--/



Heroic Red Guard Yak Fighter:

              ,--.__/*\
           <__====____/


The Offensive in the East:

               ----/*~\              O      ----/*~\
                (~~    ~~~)    __---=/\>     (~~    ~~~)
                                      /\/
                                      \

A Heroic machinegunner:

    --+-=-{)_____
      ^  `--'--~~\`


More Heroes of the Homeland:

            |   ,
            | O /                 O
            |--\            __---=/\>
              / \                __/__
              \  \               \    '

An opening salvo:

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Another soviet guy

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The Kremlin?

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Well, drat.  Oh well :)
Some of them look pretty bad, hope you enjoy tho :)

File: mirrors/afn/artists/madbike.txt
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Madbikers Ascii Art


Madbikers (Alan)
Dated: February 11, 1992

               H A P P Y     T H A N K S G I V I N G

                 T O   Y O U   A N D   Y O U R S !

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 MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

 alan

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Henry Ho Ascii Art


Henry Ho
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Ed Stutsman Ascii Art


Ed Stutsman
Dated: January 19, 1992 through February 13, 1992
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                        * * * * * who ya gonna call? * * * * *

                              * * * Ghostbusters|| * * *


                                                   /~~~~~~\
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 !__________  ________________________________              \----~~~~~  |
            \/                                |                        /|
                                               |       /\     /~~~~~~~~
                                                |    /   / --/
                                                  \-/   /

File: mirrors/afn/artists/gibson.txt
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Judy Gibson Ascii Art


Judy Gibson
Dated: May 20, 1992

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File: mirrors/afn/artists/munson.txt
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Laurilie Munson Ascii Art


Lauralie Munson
Date: May 10, 1993

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            /\/\/\/\/\/                  \/\/\/\/\/\
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File: mirrors/afn/artists/bger.txt
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Ascii Art by Joris Bellenger


Joris Bellenger

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[Pandora's box .2]



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                               ~~~~~~~
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[for Joan Stark/spunk1111]




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   "AAARRrrrggghhh! Back Evil! You can't stop my quest
    for The Holly Ascii..IVANOHHHEEEEE"


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[Beware of Bugs!]
                                         __________________
                                        |                  |
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                                        |__________________|
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                     '=========='



[KO!]


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[A million little Chinees]


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[OK, I'll draw 'number seven' for you too]


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                                              |_________'___o_o| b'ger

                "I definitely think we're in trouble..."




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                                             '-./_._.--'
                             ~~        ~~~ ~             b'ger



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       |/  ?        SEE YA!
       | ~ )\       -------
       /_ /\ \____  joris bellenger (b'ger)
            ~_/   \ e-mail: svzanten@xs4all.nl



To Joris Bellenger 1997, To

File: mirrors/afn/artists/hoeppner.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/hoeppner.htm

Katie Hoeppner Ascii Art


Katie Hoeppner
Dated: February 14, 1994 through October 19, 1994

 WHALE:

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    o     /o )   \/   VVVvvv\    | |         _/\    ]
      O<  )___\\_/\         |               /    \  ]
                     AAA^^^^^              /       \]
                      \_________\   \_____/
                               \    \
                                 \____\
 
CARTWHEELS:


      0   \ o / _ o        __|    \ /    |__        o_  \o/   o
     /|\    |    / \  __\o   \o    |   o/   o/__    /\   |   /|\
     / \   / \  |>   /> |    ( \  /o\ / )   |  (\   / | / \  / \


"O.K.":

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             |    /   _____   \
             |       /     \___)
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             |       |_____/   /
            /                /
           /          _____/
          /          /
         /__________/



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       |  _    _|  _|        \/|||   [-| . . |-]
       | (_|_ (_|_(_|_|_|     |||||   /   V   \
       _________________|        |||| \ ~~~\o /
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  |  || | |  |   |    ___) |.   |  (_|_|_/ |_|_|__|<'/|_  |__|(_|_|_| |
   _________________________________________________________________| ~



                                                  ____  /~~~~~\
   OO   OO OOOOO  OOO    OO     OOO     OOO      /   / |       |
   OO   OO OO     OO     OO   OOO OOO   OOO     /   |  |    /~~
   OOOoOOO OOOO   OO     OO  OO     OO   O     |    |  |    |
   OO   OO OO     OO     OO   OOO OOO           \ v |  | V  /
   OO   OO OOOOO  OOOOO  OOOO   OOO      O       _\_|__|___/
    *       -|-    _     |_       _   _         / ~     ~   \
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   /|                                     /|   |    xxx       |
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          |   |          /|                / oOOo==========oOOo  \
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                                           ||=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|
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   OO   OO  OO OO  OO  OO  OO  OO OO  OO     ~~~|~~~~||~~~~|~~~
   OOOOOOO  OOoOO  OOOOO   OOOOO    OO          |    ||    |
   OO   OO OO   OO OO      OO       OO   _______|    ||    |_________
   OO   OO OO   OO OO      OO       OO  ///          ||            \\\
                                       |_____________/\_______________|
   OOOOOOO   OOO    OOOO  OOOOOO  OOOOO   OOOOOOO     OOOO  OOOO
   OO       OO OO  OO       OO    OO      OO    OO    OOOO  OOOO
   OOOOO    OOoOO  OOOOO    OO    OOOO    OOOOOOO      OO    OO
   OO      OO   OO     OO   OO    OO      OO  OO
   OOOOOOO OO   OO OOOOO    OO    OOOOOO  OO    OO     oo    oo


Finally... here in Wisconsin,

                Spring is in the air... so are the kites 

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      xxx_______\||/___\||/_\||/__/|__/|~|\___________|\___|||||||||xxx
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                             Any wishes for me???   /.~.\
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                         (~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~)
                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
        I've been enjoying a conversation as it sways WAY off topic ...
someone told about sending mail to get a special cancellation mark in Toad
Suck, AR.  This lead to an interesting discussion of the origin of this town's
name.  Soon "Toad Licking" came into the conversation... it was something in
the news and the subject of an LA LAW episode several years ago... You can
imagine the "fun" we've had with this discussion, and as it winds down, I
created this:
              _________________________________________________
             |                                                 |
             |    LEAVE US  T O A D S  ALONE!  /~(-)(-)        |
             |                         _______| ----\\\        |
             |                       /'             \\~        |
             |                ___  /'      | |    /\ \ \       |
             |     /~~\_____/__  \/'  /____| |__/    \__|      |
             |""""|  /\_________\ ___/      \ \___"""""""""""""|
             |    |___=                      ~~~~~             |
             |_________________________________________________|

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                  | . . . . @^@^@^@^@^@^@      | (_) |                !!!
                  |. . . . @^@^@^@^@^@^@^@   |\       /|              !!!
                  | . . . . . |~~~|~~~|      ||\\   //||     |\    /|  !
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  " \|/    W       \______/\|_____|_____|                W   \|W kt.ascii94
     " "" \|/ "  " '  "      ~~~~~ ~~~~~                \|/   \|/ " "
                  ""                               " "'"" "'""   "" ' ""'

                    Happy Mother's Day to everyone !


                        Happy Mother's Day everyone !
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  ::  Pick up a copy      ((()) _  _ ((    |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|:
  ::  of your             ())--(.)(.)-))  /  H A P P Y   M O T H E R ' S |:
  ::  favorite   XXXXXXX (((    ~ )~  :)  \    D A Y   E V E R Y O N E ! |:
  ::  GEnie     ========= (((   \__/  |)   |_____________________________|:
  ::  news-     XXXXXXXXXX__( \__.._/)(        ||                        ::
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      T A K E   T I M E  A N D  S M E L L  T H E   R O S E S ! ! !

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                              @    @    @     @    |    |  |  @    @
                          ___\|/__\|/__\|/___\|____|____|__|_\|/__\|/__
                                             (~~~~~~~~~~)  )katie94
                                              ^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^


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...and a rebus: does it remind you of anyone?

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!

File: mirrors/afn/artists/carter.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/carter.htm

Kurt Carter Ascii Art


Kurt Carter
Dated: Nov 09, 1991
 I remember as a little kid putting my hand on a piece of
 paper and drawing the outline.  After adding feet, an eye,
 etc, I had a turkey.  Well, after putting my hand on the
 screen, this is what I came up with.


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                            ___     /   /    ___
                           /   )   /   /    /   )    ___
                          /   /   /   /    /   /    /   )
    @  @  @              /   /   /   /    /   /    /   /
    @@@@@@              /   /   /   /    /   /    /   /
    _@@@@@             /   /   /   /    /   /    /   /
   /  O   \           /   /   /   /    /   /    /   /
   \       \         /   /   /   /    /   /    /   /
    @\      \       /   /   /   /    /   /    /   /
    @@\      \     /   (___/   (____/   (____/   /
    @@ \      \   /                             /
     @  \      ---                             /
         \                                    /
          \                                  /
           \                                /
            \                              /
             \                            /
              \                          /
               --------------------------
                  |           |
                  |           |
                  |           |
                 /^\         /^\

File: mirrors/afn/artists/bellsue.txt
https://web.archive.org/web/20011128131445/http://www.geocities.com:80/SoHo/7373/bellsue.htm

Sue Bell

Dated: July 26, 1993 through December 31, 1994

 As a Novice and my first attempt at ASCII art, I decided to

                    JUST PLAY AROUND



                                  _________________
                                 /                /|
                               /                /  |
                             /                 /   |
                            |-----------------|    |
                            |        /\       |    |
                            |       /  \      |    /
                            |      /____\     |   /
                            |     /      \    |  /
                            |    /        \   | /
                            |_________________|/


             __________________
            |\                 \
            | \                 \
            |  \_________________\
            |  |                  |
            |  |     ______       |
            |  |     |     \      |
            |  |     |_____|      |
            \  |     |     |      |
             \ |     |_____/      |
              \|__________________|


                             ___________________
                            /                  /|
                           /                  / |
                          /__________________/  |
                          |      ______     |   |
                          |     |      |    |   |
                          |     |           |   |
                          |     |           |   /
                          |     |______|    |  /
                          |                 | /
                          |_________________|/


                                                         _
                                                        /_\
                                                       |   |
                                                       |Sue|
                                                      /_____\
                                                         @



          "SAILING, SAILING, OVER THE BOUNDING MAIN"

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         I SCREAM       YOU SCREAM       WE ALL SCREAM   FOR

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This is dedicated to all the Mothers who can now sit back with a second
cup of coffee and enjoy the QUIET, & to all my fellow colleagues who
will be facing the "Inhabitants of the Blackboard Jungle" for the next
NINE months!  Hopefully you won't get too many wormy ones. . . .


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The Bell Flower Garden This Summer

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    "The Bermuda Grass Headed Out in all it's glory?"


For your children or grandchildren to color


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 Hold me up to your ear, close your eyes, and VISUALIZE A KODAK MOMENT!


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                  "GO LONGHORNS!"


This is for Glo's  "Charlotte the Pig"


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  One of the Last Bouquets of Summer

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     For the cake                Alcoholic?           Non-Alcoholic


[The following is derived from Targon's Uncle Sam]
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                    "Thirty Days Hath September"


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                "Twas on a dark and scary night"


I knew I should have been paying more attention to housework instead of
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                         "Charlotte II"


OH NO! I thought all my .bats were in the Belfry Directory. Looks like I'd
better get back to housekeeping!  Oh well, tis the season . . . .

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                        Hallow's Eve Sentries


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                     "VELCOME" Trick or Treaters


                            A HALLOWEEN SAMPLER


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PATCHWORK HEARTS WITH A SECRET MESSAGE TO MY VALENTINE IN THE THIRD HEART!


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  Barry B. Bear's sister, Bernadette, Wishes you a Happy Valentine's Day





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 For My Sweet Sister Arty

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File: mirrors/afn/artists/silent.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/silent.htm

Silent Red Ascii Art


SILENT RED
Dated: May 24, 1991 through May 29, 1991
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             The Fernese Cheshire Dragon


  This one was a tuffie! Hope you guys like it! It needs to scroll a bit;
 my only other choice was to do it sideways - but I didn't want to be
 responsable for putting cricks in peoples necks .

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File: mirrors/afn/artists/sanderso.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/sanderso.htm

Chuck Sanderson Ascii Art


Chuck Sanderson
Date: May 23, 1992
 I _borrowed_ a little here and a little there and kinda
 put it together.

 I made this up for someone who recently wrote.


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       .................Pegasus..................

File: mirrors/afn/artists/wheeler.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/wheeler.htm

K. Wheeler Ascii Art


K. Wheeler (Rosebud)
Dated: March 24, 1992 through December 13, 1993
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This is a man holding two flowers and doing the splits up in the air!


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            -----------------/   \------/   \-----------------
           ------------------VVVVV------VVVVV----------------- from Rosebud
 

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                            \_______________/              

                      I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!


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This is Silence of the Lambs!


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     |--------||||-------------| |---------------||||--------|
     |                         `-'                           |
     |                                                       |
     |        I'M LURKING............                        |



       o         o         o         o           o        o
      |__       |__       |__       |__         |__      |__
     O  o\_    O  o\_    O  o\_    O  o\_      O  o\_   O  o\_

a little wheelchair parade from rosebud...



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      .             .       Here Comes the Sun!!!
   .               .               .              .
                 .                  .               .
                .                   .                 .
       Rosebud - from sunny California!                 .
             .                       .                    .
           .                          .                     .
                                       .

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          |  |---|    `,____________________,'     |---|  |
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                 |                                 |

This is called "April Showers Bring May Monsters".  (OK... I'm a weird
artist!!!)



I'm an hour away [from Rodney King/Los Angeles riots April 30, 1992 {Allen}],

and it's still scary.  I'll be thinking about your brother and girlfriend...

                          ________________
                          \      __      /         __
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                            #---\  /---#        /  /
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                 /  |  _____     |       / /   \ \
                /   |  |===|    o|      / /\    \ \
               |    |   \@/      |     / /  \    \ \
               |    |___________o|__/----)   \    \/
               |    '              ||  --)    \     |
               |___________________||  --)     \    /
                    |           o|   ''''   |   \__/
                    |            |          |

                      "DON'T CROSS ME... !"


                                        |\
              |\    /\    /\   /|       | \
     |\       |o\  /oo\  /oo\ /o|       |  \
     | \      |oo\/oooo\/oooo\oo|       |                       |\
     |        |ooooooooooooooooo|     __|                       | \
   __|        |ooooooooooooooooo|    (__)                       |
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               \ooooooooooooooo/     |\    /\    /\    /|    (__)
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                       ##             \xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx/          (__)
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    "Two - Lips        ##    | \          / / ## \ \ \\
     Whistling"        ##    |           / /  ##  \ \ V
                       ##  __|           V'   ##   'V
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right now I'm nursing a broken heart :(...

                    __    __
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                     \ / //
                      \\//
                       \/



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       ------------^------'''     -----------^^---------    ,,, ----

OK, here's George on the Potomac...


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             .        .     .               '\______)

"Surfer Cow" (or "Hangin' Hooves") by --->-->@ Rosebud


                               ^
                             /  \
                            /   /
                           /    \
                          /      \
                     /~~~~--------~~~~~~~~\
                     \/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
                        ,( /~~~~~   \\\
                       /   \@..>    /\\/\_
                      /   ,        //\/\\__
                     (__/-'        \\\///\\--
    "hee hee hee!"       /~~~'     ///\\\//\\___
                        (_o___/   ///////\\\\\---
                              ~~~~///////\\\\\\--
                                  \\\\\\\\\\///\\\--



                   /\                ,'~~~~~~~',
                  /  \              / ~~~\      \
                 /____\__       '~~~ (@)         |
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      | |                     (   '(                  \ |   |
      | |                     (     '(                 \|   |
      | |                     (       '                 |   |
      | |                     (                         |   |

"Hmmm... Pilgrim ala mode looks good.... "

@>=--'---,--ROSEBUD--,---'--=<@


                            ,_________,
                           /           \
   How do you keep        / __^    __^  \
     a turkey in         / (o_)   (o_)   \
       suspense???      |   _______       \
                        |  / ____  '\     |
                        |  |/    '\  \    |
                        |  |       |  \   |/~\
                        |   \/~~~~~|  |   |   '/~~\
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                          |        |  \ |   /      /   '/~~\
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                        /'|                         ',/'    /'~~,
                      /'  |                           ',,_/'   /
                     /                                   \   /'__
                    /                                     ',/    \
                    |                                      |   ,/'_
                    |                                      |~~~   /
                    |                                      |____/'
                    |                                     /     '\,
                     \                                   /,______/
                      \                                 /       '\
                       '\                              /\,______/'
                          ',_______________/          /,       '\
                               \       /  \          /\ \__,   /
                                \     /    \       /'  \,,,,\~~
                                 \___/      \     /
                                  ||         \___/
                                  ||          ||
                         ________//___        ||
                        V  ___/----~~~V       ||
                          V          ________//____
                                    V ____/-----~~~V
                                     V



                                          *%%%%%*
                                         |       |
                                         |       |
                                      ___#########____
                                     '~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'
     HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!              / (*)   (*) \
                                      (     Q       )
                                      ( (*)    (*)  )
                                       \  (*)(*)   /
                   ---#######        ################
                 ---############   ##################
                ---#####    ##########################        //
                               #########          #####      //___
                      ===,     /         (*)     #####  \===/~~~~~~
                   _____/~\\  /                 #####    \   ~~~'
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                               \         (*)     #####  /
                                \_________________#####/
                               /                   #####
                             /'         (*)         #####,
                            /                      ##### \
                           /           (*)        #####   \
                           |                      | | |   |
                           |           (*)                |
                           |                              |
                           |            (*)               |
        /     _____         \                            /  \/__
  ---,,/,/~~~~     ~~~\______\                          /__/'   \,,
                              \________________________/


            __              __                __
          _|__|_          _|__|_            _|__|_
           (*-)            (*-)              (*-)
        --(  * )--      --(  * )--        --(  * )--
         (   *  )        (   *  )          (   *  )
       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                   "MINI WINKING SNOWMEN"


                     /\
                  /\/  \/\               __/\__
                 (    |   )             /  /  /
                  \   |  /           /\/  /  /__
                /\/   |  \/\        /    /     /__
       __       \     |     \       \   /     ___/
       \ \__     \    | ,------,  /\/  /     /
    ____\   \__/\/    |/  o  o  \/    /      ~~/
    \_           \    { \______/ }  ,------,  /__
      \ ----------\    \________/  /  o  o  \   /      __
      /__         ,------,     /  { \______/ } /~~~~~\/  \__
        /__      /  o  o  \ /\/  / \________/    --------- /__
          /__   { \______/ }  \ /___        _              __/
             \/~ \________/     /   \__/\  / \/~~\_/~~\/~\/
                    /_   /   __/   \    /~~
                    _/  /    \__    \   \__
                   /_  /     __/\    \  __/
                    /_/     _\  /_    \ \
                      \/~~\/     /_    \ ~~/
                                  /__   \  ~/
      "JOLLY HOLLY"                 /__  \ /
                                       \_  \
                                         \ ~/
                                          \/

File: mirrors/afn/artists/mondays.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/mondays.htm

Monday's Mom Ascii Art


Monday's Mom 
Dated: August 15, 1992

 It's so darn hot, I wanted to be reminded of cooler days, so...


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 8888  COOL  888888888888888888 EARTH///////////
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 88   WEATHER  8888888888888888 PEACE///////////
 88     o/     8888888888888888 ON***\\\\\\\\\\\
 8888        888888888888888888 EARTH///////////
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File: mirrors/afn/artists/robin.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/robin.htm

Nelson Robin Ascii Art




Nelson Robin
Date: July 07, 1991 
                            ********************** 
                             *  This is your fan  * 
                             ********************** 
                        / 
                       / 
                    __ 
                   /  \ 
                  (    \     ____ 
                   \    \  /^    `\ 
                    `-.__)/________) 
                        /^\ 
                 \     /   )     / 
                  \   /   /    / 
                     `---'| 
                        +|+ 
                        |+| 
                        +|+                      +-110-VAC-+ 
                     ___|+|___                   |  ____   | 
                    /        /                   | /110v|  | 
                   / 0 1 2  /=====================( only|  | 
                  /  ----^ /                     | \____|  | 
                 /________/                      |    o    | 
                                                 | .--^--. | 
                                                 | ( [ ] ) | 
                                                 | `--v--' | 
                                                 |         | 
                                                 +---------+ 
 
                      *********************************** 
                      *  This is your fan on 220 volts  * 
                      *********************************** 
 
                                          ) 
                         %           )   ( 
                        *&*         (    )       +-220V-AC-+ 
                     ___|+|___       )   (       |  ____   | 
                    /        /      (            | /110v|  | 
                   / 0 1 2  /======/\   \/\/\=====( only|  | 
                  /  ----^ /                     | \____|  | 
                 /________/                      |    o    | 
                                                 | .--^--. | 
                                                 | ( # # ) | 
                                                 | `--v--' | 
                                                 |         | 
                                                 +---------+ 
                              ******************** 
                              *  Any questions?  * 
                              ******************** 
 
                               OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO 
                              o                   o 
                             o I didn't think so!  O 
                            O o                   o 
                           o   oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo 
                 __       O 
                /  \     o 
               (    \     ____ 
                \    \  /^    `\ 
                 `-.__)/________) 
                    /   ) 
                   /   / 
                  `---' 

File: mirrors/afn/artists/modemmom.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/modemmom.htm

Modem Mom Ascii Art


Modem Mom (Diane)
Dated: September 14, 1991 through April 7, 1992
   _________________________
  |                         |
  |      MODEM.MOM'S        |
  |                         |
  |     BAR  &  GRILLE      |
  |                        _______
  |   now open 6pm to 8am |       |
  |    Monday thru Friday  |     |
  |     -24 Hours a day-   |     |
  | weekends & GEnie Holida|     |
  |                        |     |
  |______________________ /       \
                        /           \
                       |             |
                       |\___________/|
                       |             |
                       | OLD SAILOR'S|
                       | MALT SCOTCH |
                       |   WHISKEY   |
                       |\___________/|
                       |             |
                        \___________/


          ____________________
         /\                   \
        /  \                   \
       /    \      HOME!!       \
      /      \___________________\
      |      |                  |
      | ___  |   __     ___     |
      | | |  |  |__|    |_|     |
      | | |  |                  |
      | | |  |                  |
      ////////__________________|


    ____
   |    |
    -   -
    |  |
    |  |
    |  |
   /    \
  |      |
  |No    |
  |Deposit
  |No    |
  |Return|
  |      |
  \______/



                 |>
                 |
                /|\
               / | \
             /   |  \
            /    |   \
           /     |    \        
         /       |     \
        /        |     |
       /_________|_____|
                 |
    ----------------------
   |                     /
    \                   /
  _-_\_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

File: mirrors/afn/artists/kozak.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/kozak.htm

Ascii Art by Michael John Kozak


Michael John Kozak
Dated: July, 1996
 
Forget just hockey sticks....here's my very first attempt at this nifty
ASCII art.  

.   |||||||
   /       \             
   | o   o |
   |   o   |
   | |___| |
   \_______/
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File: mirrors/afn/artists/nadine.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/nadine.htm

Nadine Ascii Art


Nadine (Lady Luck)
Dated: July 10, 1991 through August 28, 1991
 
I thought surely that Yvonne's lessons would make an artist of me
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Gosh, guys I really appreciate all of your offers ... and I'd take
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Nadine 


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File: mirrors/afn/artists/kaulfuss.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/kaulfuss.htm

Philip Kaulfuss Ascii Art



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-- 
,-----------------------------------------------------------.
:-: Philip Kaulfuss :---------------------------------------:
:-: phil@boehme.demon.co.uk :-------------------------------:
:-: PhilK in UnderNet #AmigaCafe :--------------------------:
:-: http://www.boehme.demon.co.uk :-------------------------:
:-: Gfx artist for the freeware gorefest 'Urban Massacre' :-:
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File: mirrors/afn/artists/pilcher.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/pilcher.htm

Carl Pilcher Ascii Art



Carl Pilcher
Dated: June 12, 1991 through October 17, 1991
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File: mirrors/afn/artists/campbell.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/campbell.htm

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Tim Campbell
Dated: April 23, 1991 through May 22, 1991
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Only known picture of a Lurker!

(Note the lips -- stitched shut)

File: mirrors/afn/artists/graca.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/graca.htm

Ascii Art by Pedro Graca


Pedro Graca
Dated: November 19, 1996


Please improve my phone:

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This is my first experiment with ASCII art and, well ..., it sucks!
--
Pedro Graca 

File: mirrors/afn/artists/dutchdu.txt
https://web.archive.org/web/20021019160325/http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/2695/dutchdu.htm

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Bridget McCann Ascii Art


Bridget McCann
Date: December 4, 1991 through June 21, 1992
 
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May Cupid's Arrow hit the mark on this Valentine's Day and may your
 day be full of happiness with the one you hold dear.


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 May the luck of the Irish smile upon you on this St. Patrick's Day!


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A very Happy Father's Day to all you Father's out there as well as you soon to
be Father's!

File: mirrors/afn/artists/huffman.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/huffman.htm

Allen Huffman Ascii Art



Allen Huffman
Date: April 23, 1991
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Okay, fine...I tried it.  Everyone meet Zigwald X. Malushi.  He's an
exchange student...

File: mirrors/afn/artists/leong.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/leong.htm

Ascii Art by Simon Leong


Simon Leong
Dated: November 18, 1996
 

I got bored, so here's a little something I decided to do :)

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File: mirrors/afn/artists/mcaleer.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/mcaleer.htm

Paul McAleer Ascii Art


Paul McAleer
Dated: September 1, 1991 through March 26, 1993
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MMMMMMM/MMMMMMMMMMM        ---     ififidididifidi       --      MMMMM:MMMMMMM
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MM:MMMMMMMMMMMM/MMMMM\mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmqqqqqqqqqqqmmmmmmmmmmmm/MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


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             xxxxx                                             


        The moment you've all [not] been waiting for...BASCII #7!
                             "Have a Kud Dry!"
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         YIYYYIYYYIYYYIYYY  YY   MM        MM          
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         YIYYYIYYYIYYYIYYY       MM (c) KD MM          
         YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY       MMMMMMMMMMMM          
          YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY        MMMMMMMMMMMM                      pm



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"THE SURE THING"  - Yet another BASCII by Punchin' Paul

And now, BASCII #9: "Let's Go Sailing!" :) ...pm

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Yes, Jon and all, this is my first attempt at using an ASCII converter.  It's
an OLD program (1986 !!) but it works pretty good. 
 
And now, BASCII #10 - Earth in Hand! :)
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 Here it is, BASCII #11 - "The Berwyn Tower" - my "home" ;)     

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       *        MMMMM    /\     MMMMMM                             .....
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 GGGHHHHJ  I         I          I    I   N  NN         AAAA  LLLLLCC    ZZ
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 Ohmigosh!  BASCII #12, "The Meeting of the Minds" :)           

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      WW-----------------------WW                               
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     MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM                                      PM


 
 It's time for lucky (?) BASCII #13, which I call, "Tree in the City" :)

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 MLLLMM   PPPPXXX            IIIoooIIIIIII   BBLB   CLLLCCHHH U[[U TTTTTTT=== 
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 MMMMMM  PPPPPPXNNNNNNN     IIIIIIIIIIoooII  BBBBJJJJJJCCCHVVVVVVVVVTTTTTT=== 
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                     H A P P Y   H O L I D A Y S ! ! !          


 Okay, okay!  Here's my macro entry :)

      __.'":~:;'~;..~.":
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      ||/ \ his Tower   :.':":
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 |  / \|/ | \/*\/ /^\    {/    %   //         /^\   |   \|/    |  /
 | /   |     \|/  \|/              '          \|/        |     | /
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File: mirrors/afn/artists/deluxe.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/deluxe.htm

Ascii Art by Deluxe


DELUXE (Doug)
Dated: September 8, 1991 through 1995
             O
             _
      ---\ _|.|_ /---
       ---|  |  |---
          |_/ \_|
           |   |
           |   |
           |___|
            | |
            / \



Here is a doodle of the ascii variety, I think it looks like a "Bamboo Screen"
:


     __         __         __         __         __         __
  __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____
 |__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|
    |  |       |  |       |  |       |  |       |  |       |  |
    |__|       |__|       |__|       |__|       |__|       |__|
  __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____
 |__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|
    |  |       |  |       |  |       |  |       |  |       |  |
    |__|       |__|       |__|       |__|       |__|       |__|
  __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____
 |__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|
    |  |       |  |       |  |       |  |       |  |       |  |
    |__|       |__|       |__|       |__|       |__|       |__|
  __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____
 |__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|
    |  |       |  |       |  |       |  |       |  |       |  |
    |__|       |__|       |__|       |__|       |__|       |__|
  __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____ __|  |____
 |__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|__    ____|
    |  |       |  |       |  |       |  |       |  |       |  |
    |__|       |__|       |__|       |__|       |__|       |__|


Just one more before I get unstuck from this idea, this one looks like a "Tile
Floor" :

     _     _       _     _       _     _       _     _       _
   _| |_ _| |_   _| |_ _| |_   _| |_ _| |_   _| |_ _| |_   _| |_
  /    _|_    \ /    _|_    \ /    _|_    \ /    _|_    \ /    _|
 |_   |   |   _|_   |   |   _|_   |   |   _|_   |   |   _|_   |
   |_/     \_|   |_/     \_|   |_/     \_|   |_/     \_|   |_/
  _| \     / |_ _| \     / |_ _| \     / |_ _| \     / |_ _| \
 |    |_ _|    |    |_ _|    |    |_ _|    |    |_ _|    |    |_
  \_   _|_   _/ \_   _|_   _/ \_   _|_   _/ \_   _|_   _/ \_   _|
    |_|   |_|     |_|   |_|     |_|   |_|     |_|   |_|     |_|
   _| |_ _| |_   _| |_ _| |_   _| |_ _| |_   _| |_ _| |_   _| |_
  /    _|_    \ /    _|_    \ /    _|_    \ /    _|_    \ /    _|
 |_   |   |   _|_   |   |   _|_   |   |   _|_   |   |   _|_   |
   |_/     \_|   |_/     \_|   |_/     \_|   |_/     \_|   |_/
  _| \     / |_ _| \     / |_ _| \     / |_ _| \     / |_ _| \
 |    |_ _|    |    |_ _|    |    |_ _|    |    |_ _|    |    |_
  \_   _|_   _/ \_   _|_   _/ \_   _|_   _/ \_   _|_   _/ \_   _|
    |_|   |_|     |_|   |_|     |_|   |_|     |_|   |_|     |_|
   _| |_ _| |_   _| |_ _| |_   _| |_ _| |_   _| |_ _| |_   _| |_
  /    _|_    \ /    _|_    \ /    _|_    \ /    _|_    \ /    _|
 |_   |   |   _|_   |   |   _|_   |   |   _|_   |   |   _|_   |
   |_/     \_|   |_/     \_|   |_/     \_|   |_/     \_|   |_/



  _________________________________________________________________
 |         ___________            |   __________________________   |
 |  Mouse |   _____   |  |  |  |  |  |   ____________________   |  |
 |________|  |     |_____|  |  |_____|  |   _________________   |  |
 |___________|  |___________|  |   _____|  |   ___________   |  |  |
 |   ___________|   ___________|  |  ______|  |   ________|  |_____|
 |  |   ___________|   ___________|___________|  |___________|     |
 |  |  |   __         |   _________________   |_____   |     |  |  |
 |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |   ______________|_____   |  |  |  |  |  |
 |  |  |  |  |  |  |_____|  |   _____   |   __   |  |  |  |  |  |  |
 |  |  |  |  |  |___________|  |     |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
 |  |  |  |  |_________________|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
 |  |  |  |  |   _________________|_____|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
 |  |  |  |  |  |   __    ______________|  |  |  |  |   __|  |  |  |
 |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |   ________   |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
 |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |   _____   |  |  |  |  |  | ____|  |  |
 |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  ______|  |  |  |  |   ________|  |
 |  |  |_____|  |  |  |  |  |  |_____   |  |  |  |  |  |           |
 |  |_____   |  |__|  |  |  |________|  |  |  |  |__|  |  Cheese   |
 |___________|_______________________|________|________|___________|


Public Service Announcement

Programmers beware!  I have recently discovered the following bug.  Seen here
in its natural environment, this specimen is particularly nasty. Imagine
several of these running around inside the bright, shiny program you just
finished...




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  To expand that last idea a bit, here is a "Fractal Star".  Might make a nice
 picture frame?

  ____      ____    ____      ____      ____      ____    ____    ____
 |    |____|    |  |    |____|    |    |    |____|    |  |    |__|    |
 |__          __|  |__          __|    |__          __|  |__        __|
    |        |________|        |          |        |________|      |
  __|                          |__      __|                        |__
 |     __                  __     |    |     __                __     |
 |____|  |                |  |____|    |____|  |              |  |____|
  ____   |                |____________________|              |   ____
 |    |__|                                                    |__|    |
 |__                                                                __|
    |         ____                                    ____         |
  __|        |__  |                                  |  __|        |__
 |     ____     | |                                  | |     ____     |
 |____|    |____| |                                  | |____|    |____|
                  |                                  |
  ____      ____  |                                  |  ____      ____
 |    |____|    | |                                  | |    |____|    |
 |__          __| |                                  | |__          __|
    |        |____|                                  |____|        |
  __|                                                              |__
 |     __                                                      __     |
 |____|  |                 ____________________               |  |____|
  ____   |                |   ____      ____   |              |   ____
 |    |__|                |__|    |    |    |__|              |__|    |
 |__                            __|    |__                          __|
    |         ________         |          |       __________       |
  __|        |__    __|        |__      __|      |__      __|      |__
 |     ____     |  |     ____     |    |     __     |    |     __     |
 |____|    |____|  |____|    |____|    |____|  |____|    |____|  |____|



 __________________________________________
  __/\/\/\__________________________________
   __/\____/\____/\/\____/\____/\____/\/\/\__
    __/\____/\__/\____/\__/\____/\__/\____/\__
     __/\/\/\______/\/\______/\/\/\____/\/\/\__
      ______________________________________/\__
       ____________________________________/\/\__
        __________________________________________



A commemoration of my daughter's first "Karate Match" :


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 More snail lore :


     _@/     snail

      @      frightened snail

     _@_     tired snail

     _@/\@_  snail meeting

     _@@/    snails uh...

     ~@~     flying snail

     .o/     baby snail

     __/     slug

I'm sure we can come up with more?


Ralph Stipo added:

  \/
  _@      snail watching TV


  _a/     homeless snail



   _@/
    @
    @
    @
    @    snail living in a high-rise


  _A/    snail at vacation home


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  This started out looking like a dog with a knapsack, but turned into a
pretty passable dragon :


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               | ,  ,   , ,  ,\                 | \
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A portrait of my youngest, you can call it 'What it's all about' :


                                              ^
                                              $
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               | |--            $               $  $eeeeeeeeeeeee$
               '----'           eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee$


Here's my offering for the new year... Hope we all have a good one :


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Ascii Art by Juergen Jakubowski


Juergen Jakubowski
Dated: November 2, 1996 through November 6, 1996
 
                                                                        
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Ascii Art by Alan Larson


Alan Larson
Dated: December 4, 1996


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Ric Hotchkiss Ascii Art


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Jon Ascii Art



Jon
Dated: November 23, 1991
 Hmm...Lets try an optical illusion....

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Ascii Art by Alessio Roberti Vittory


Alessio Roberti Vittory
Dated: July, 1996
 
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Ascii Art by Andrea


Andrea (amotyka@acsu.buffalo.edu)
Dated: October 6, 1996
 
I've been lurking in this group for awhile and finally decided to give it
a try on my own instead of just pillaging.  I think a lot of the art found
here is really incredible.  
I am hoping to get some suggestions on how to fix my ol' buddy Bert's mouth:

                                                                                    

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Sydney Harper Ascii Art


Sydney Harper
Date: September 13, 1991
 Well you can't get much more beginner than me. Here we go, I hope.

 A shade tree--for the picnic.



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Cygnus Mineah Ascii Art


Cygnus Mineah
Dated: May 8, 1993 through May 18, 1993
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 .    ~~--__     |     _______________________    |  __---~~~,
 .          ~~|  |    |                       |   | |          
 .            |  |    |  Map  of  H A W A I I |   | |     
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ASCII art of the Emerald City 

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 .      .      /                    \                         


 the riverboat with a paddle
 wheel on its back....with the steam towers generating some steam, 
 This is actually a gambler's boat, with lots of open air spaces
 on the decks, even the top one.


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 .             |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |        
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 .    _____|:______|:___\__|_______|_______|___|ooo|o|_____|
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 .   |     |: o o  |:  \   |       |       |       |       |
 .   |_____|:______|:___\__|_______|__    _|_______|_______|
 .   |_|_|_|:|_|_|_|:|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|___|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|\|/
 .    \                                                    |=O-
 .   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


 I was able to create an ASCII art of the Hitchhiker's Guide
 Headquarters building on Ursa Minor Beta for your own enjoyment. 
 The day was bright, summer-like, with a brilliant blue sky with a
 golden sun in the sky, above the mountains, in the early evening.
 The mountains are nice bluish purple, the 'grass' on the either
 side of teh walkway to the building is bright green, just like
 true green grass that we have here on Terra.

 .                                        v
 .             ___________           _____|_____   .'`.
 .            |__|__|__|__|         |__|__|__|__|  `..'
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 .            |__|__|__|__|   | |   |__|__|__|__|        ^
 .  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/---+-+---\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 .   _________________   /    : :    \    |~~~~|  ~~--__
 .  | The Hitchhikers | /             \   |____|~-_     ~~--
 .  |     Guide       |/               \    ||     ~-_
 .  |  HeadQuarters   |   O o o     _   \             ~-_
 .   ~~~~|~~~~~~|~~~~/    +-+-+   _(o)_  \
 .       |      |   /     n n n  |r___r|  \
 .       |      |  /              :   :    \                  

 I got a special art for you to
 enjoy when you go on your vacation to Colorado Springs (my old
 childhood hometown).  This is the Garden of the Gods with Pike's
 Peak in it.  ENJOY!

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 .                 '                       `                 

 Mrs. Candy Flagg's palm trees & mai-tai glasses.  The person is 
 sitting under the sun, reading a good novel.....facing the ocean.

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 .  |     (__)   (__)   \/ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@       |
 .  |   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~    |
 .  |_________________________________________________|

 Have a fun, yet wonderful MOTHER'S DAY!

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 the Seattle, Washington Space Needle
 It looks pretty realistic....with an elevator
 showing, with some people inside.  At the top, there's a
 perpectual patio and gift shop, as well as the revolving
 restaurant.

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 .            ______|______________|__|__|_____|_________


 It is the opening scene of the piano performance, with the 
 curtain opening up to reveal the piano player.                                                         

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 Hope you have a fun summer riding the horses!

 
 Santa Fe, New Mexico 
 the State Capitol building, looking west at the
 east entry to the central hall. 

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 .                     |                 |
 .    =================|      _____      |=====================
 .                     |     /     \     |
 .       ._____.       |     \     /     |       ._____.    
 .       ||~~~||       |      ~~~~~      |       ||~~~||
 .       ||___||       |                 |       ||___||
 .       ||   ||       |_________________|       ||   ||
 .       ||___||       |=================|       ||___||
 .       ~~~~~~~       |                 |       ~~~~~~~
 .    =================|                 |=====================
 .    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|   ___________   |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 .    ~~~~|~~~~~~~|    |  |   |   |   |  |   |~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~~~
 .        |       |    |  |   |   |   |  |   |        |   
 .    ____|_______|    |  |  o|o  |o  |  |   |________|________.
 .                     |  |   |   |   |  |
 .    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/-----------------\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 .      {*}  {*}      /                   \   {*}   {*}   {*}
 .      \|/  \|/     /                     \  \|/   \|/   \|/
 .      ~~~~~~~~    /                       \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 .                 /                         \                  



 .                   V    V
 .                ___|____|___
 .               |  ________  |
 .               | |  o  o  | |
 .               | |   /\   | |
 .               | | <_**_> | |
 .               | |________| |
 .        _______|            |_______
 .       /       |____________|       \
 .      /                              \
 .     /          ____________          \
 .     |    ||   | 0o0()()0o0 |   ||    |
 .     |    ||   | []  []  [] |   ||    |
 .    /    / |   | /~~~\/~~~\ |   | \    \
 .   /    /  |    ~~~~~~~~~~~~    |  \    \
 .   UUUUU   |                    |   UUUUU
 .           (o*o*o*o*o*o*o*o*o*o*)
 .           (*o*o*o*o*o*o*o*o*o*o)
 .          /                      \
 .         /      .        .        \
 .        /            /\            \
 .       /  .         /  \         .  \
 .      /            /    \            \
 .     /            /      \   .        \
 .    /        .   /        \            \
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 .   (            )          (            )
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 .     \        /              \        /
 .      \   .  /                \      /
 .       \    /                  \    /
 .        )==(                    )==(
 .       /    \                  /    \
 .      /      \                /      \
 .     (oooooooo)              (oooooooo)
 .    /VVVVVVVVVV\            /VVVVVVVVVV\


 the grand ol' BBQ grill with some smoke
 coming out of it, as it cooks some hamburger patties, 
 as well as the hot dogs. 

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 .      \  \~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\  \         '   .
 .       \  \     _____    \  \   .  .          '
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 .          \  \    ~~~~~ `:::::.:::.:::''
 .           \  \          `::::::::::''
 .            \_-~|~~~~~~~|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
 .             ~~~|       |                      |
 .      _____   __|__     |                      |
 .     (_____) (_____)    |     |~~~~~~~~~~|     |
 .     (_____) (_____)    |     | o o  ::: |     |
 .     (_____)_(_____)_   |     | o o  ::: |     |
 .     ~~~~-_~~~~~|~~~~   |     |__________|     |
 .           ~-_  |       |                      |
 .              ~-|       |                      |
 .                |~-_    |                      |
 .                 ~~/~/~~/~/~~~~~~~~~~~\~\~~\~\~
 .                  / /  / /             \ \  \ \
 .                 / /  / /               \ \  \ \
 .                / /__/ /                 \ \__\ \
 .                | |__| |                 | |__| |
 .                | |  | |                 | |  | |
 .                | |__| |_________________|_|__| |
 .                | |__| |______________________| |
 .                | |  | |                 | |  | |
 .                | |  | |                 | |  | |
 .                | |  | |                 | |  | |
 .                |_|  |_|                 |_|  |_|
 .               (___)(___)               (___)(___)


 
 

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 .            .:::::.
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 .      (:`:.:':.|`:.:(     ``:''
 .       \_______|_____\  /~~~|~~~/
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 .     /         |      /     |
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 .     \         |      (:::::|::::(
 .      \________|_______\____|_____\
 .               |__          |
 .  \~~~-----_oo|___|_________|____----~~~/
 .   \. .  . . . . . .  . .   .    .  oo /
 .    \                                 /
 .  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 a campfire for you to enjoy...during your camping trips

 .                 `          .  ..     '
 .                 `    .   `          .   '
 .                 `  .    `     '    .   '
 .                  `. . :. `  : :..:'  .
 .                    :: ::  :' ::`:  '
 .                    `:.:'.:' .::.
 .                    .::`:..::''::
 .              ___...:::``'::..::'....______
 .           __(___...::```''::..::....._____)__
 .          (______..::::....:::..:::...._______)

 Would it be nice to cook a hotdog in the campfire and enjoy the
 BBQ'd taste of it? 

 .               /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\                             
 .         _-~~~(_____________________)~~~-_
 .        /      (_/\/\/\_/\/\_/\/\)_)      \
 .        |     (~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~)     |
 .        \      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~      /
 .         ~-_____________________________-~  

 Also, I have been able to 'build' a tent KBA for you to enjoy
 here....to go along with the campfire.

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 .    :::            :::                  ::::      `..':::
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 .    ::::   /          //     //    ////        /|\    ::::
 .   :::::  /          //     //    ////        /:|:\  :::::
 .   ::::: /          //     //    ////        / :|: \ :::::
 .   :::::/          //     //    ////        / : | : \:::::
 .   ::::/..........//.....//....////......../  : | :  \::::
 .   :::/''''''''''//'''''//''''////''''''''/  :  |  :  \:::
 .   ::/          //     //    ////        /   :  |  :   \::
 .  _:/__________//_____//____////________/___:___|___:___\:__


 a plane used by the now-defunct Rocky Mountain Airlines 

 .  \____            ____
 .   \   \           \   \
 .    \RMA\_____      \   \
 .     \...~-__()______\___\_____________________
 .      \         Rocky Mountain Airlines     ___\ 
 .       \     oo ooooooooooooooooooooo o o  |_O__\_
 .        ~~--_________/~~~/________________________)
 .             |      /   /()                  |
 .             0     /   /()                   0
 .                  /___/                             


 ENJOY the nice spring weather!



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 .              |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|      |     ~~~~~|  `..'
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 .              |           _____|      | [_]__[_] |
 .              |  _____   |            | [_]__[_] |
 .              | [__|__]  |            |          |
 .   ~~~----____| [__|__]  |            |__________|
 .              | [__|__]  |__               |:|  
 .              | [__|__]  |  ~~~~~----_____-|:|--___-----~~~~
 .              | [__|__]  |                 |:|  
 .              | [__|__]  |                 |:|  
 .   ...........| [__|__]  |.................|:|..............
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Ascii Art by Nathan Shores


Nathan Shores
Dated: August 2, 1996
 
not too small - I made it out of a klingon ship.

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M. Poppe Ascii Art


M. Poppe
Dated: March 6, 1993 through April 8, 1993


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  "Sands through the Hourglass"



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        Okay it isn't great but here's my spoon.

        "Sundae Spoon"



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        Hmm, well it started like an Eagle, turned into a house, then it
bacame several things I couldn't recongnize.  Eventually I decided "Hey it's a
Snickerable."  Ever see one before?  Well this looks just like one, trust
me... 

 




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It is a minotaur guarding the entrance to Hades.

        "Minotaur"





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                "The Colonel"


        You know the Kentucky fried chicken guy

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Bing Rule Ascii Art



Bing Rule
Dated: November 27, 1994 through December 22, 1994
 
Well, from today on I no longer lurk.  I finally did something I could send
your way without feeling like it was total trash.  Now mind you, it's
absolutely beginner stuff, but not =total= trash. 


/~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\
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 |    *      ____| |____ *  *** |
 |      *   /\__________\  <<>>>|
 |  *      /  \__________\ <<<>>|
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 | ... @@@ | |  :_________:@@   |
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 | #   @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   |
 | #   @@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   |
 \                             /
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
        SILENT NIGHT

This is a little bit early, but, the snow outside inspired me.



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Same old theme.  I must be dreaming of Christmas.


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   <<:::::;;;;;;; Happy Holidays to everyone from Bing:::::::::::::::>>
   <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Rich D'Angelo Ascii Art


Rich D'Angelo
Date: Oct. 12, 1991
 < my first attempt at a _real_ ASCII picture  >

    " Home, sweet, and not my home ! "


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      |  ~ ___  ~  ||                   |  \       =(_______)
 _____|    | |     ||___________________|___\_________O___O_
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 ___________________________________________________________

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Carolyn Stewart Ascii Art




Carolyn Stewart
Dated: October 11, 1992 through December 29, 1994
 Being the cook that I am, made us a cup of hot soup.  Enjoy

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               **************************
                (((((((((((())))))))))))

                       Carolyn, The Crafty Gourmet  10/92


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Inspired by a recent visit to New Mexico.

Just a little bit of fun here.  Carrots are good for your soul and also for
your eye sight.  Enjoy.


        ----------------------------
       |    S    E    E   D   S     |
       |----------------------------|
       |     FOOD FOR THOUGHT       |
       |----------------------------|
       |  '    '   '   '   '   '    |
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       |    C  A  R  R  O  T  S     |
       |----------------------------|
       |    Conversation is the     |
       |       Spice of Life        |
        ----------------------------

Let's Call this One "Poker Time"


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    I think this thing is going
         <-------------

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 LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!
                               .
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                        .!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
       LOVE            .&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&.         KINDNESS
                      .%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%.

                            CHARITY


MAKING A SPLASH!

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A Pelican is the Soul of Contemplation


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Staying with my Florida Bird theme, may I present.......

The Regal Pink Flamingo


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      //\\/\/\/\/\/\/   ^^^ ^     /\/\/\//\\\//\/\//////\


Florida Fisherman (Heron)


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    ~         ~~      ~          ~~     ~      ~ ~    ~   ~



                 `            '
                `  '       ` ;  '       I'm sending you a
               `  ; '     ` ;   '      HARE HUG for Easter
               `  ; '     `;   '
                `  ;'     `  '
                 `  ` ```` ' '         That's like a bear hug
                 `  "~"  "~"  '         only you wiggle your
                `      ^^      '        nose while you do it.
                `  ~       ~   '
                `  ^.  "  .^   '
                 `    ` `    '            Happy Easter
                   `;;;;;;;'
                 `  . . . .> '        
               ` <. . . . .   '
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       `  ` ` `  ` ,      ,  '' ' ' ' '
      `'.'. . . . . ` ` `. .  . . . .';'


Florida's Beloved Manatee



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"Bearly" Holding Up Under the Pressure!

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Purr-Fection

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Just Puttin' My Two Cents In!


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TIFFANY ANYONE?

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WELCOME TO THE GARDEN

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My Garden:  Kissed by the Sun and
            Watered by the All Mighty!
  No Rain?  Please Use the Above!



Happy Birthday To Me On The 23rd of August!

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Hi all, saw this cartoon today in the Fort Myers News Press and just could not
resist ascii'ing it.  Hope you enjoy it.



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              This is a new diet recipe, dear...
             "Cream of Appetite Suppressant Soup"

Ascii by Carolyn, Cartoon by Others :)  9/94


To Help "Light" Up your Holidays! -
  A little Old and A little New!
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A Holiday Door For Your Enjoyment

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Here's another one for you, a Holiday Greeting Card :)

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To Light Your Way Into the New Year.  This started out as a 1995 Bell and
turned into a lamp.  Oh well, I guess I do lamps better than I do bells. ;) At
least I am creating again.   Really lost it for a while there. Happy New Year
Everyone!
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Chat Surf Ascii Art


Chat Surf
Date: September-November, 2001

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Grenade!!!!!!!!!

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Bang, U dead Lol

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K. Honeycutt Ascii Art


K. Honeycutt (Musicmakr)
Dated: March 9, 1993 through July 17, 1993
 
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Dated: April 1, 1991 through December 25, 1994

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Ascii Art by Achas von Hardenberg


Achaz von Hardenberg
Dated: June, 1996
 
Hi folks!
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D. Wicker Ascii Art


D. Wicker
Dated: March 8, 1992

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A spitoon for everyone's prime pickings.  :)

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P-tuuuui!

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Ascii Art by Wotan


Wotan (wotan@mailbag.com)
Dated: November 18, 1996

   I quickly put this one together:




                                                           
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File: mirrors/afn/artists/carrion.txt
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Dan Carrion Ascii Art


Dan Carrion 
Dated: July 09, 1991 through September 30, 1991
 After watching you all do such a great job drawing with
 your keyboards I decided to try it myself.  Please forgive the crudeness,
 it is my first attempt.
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In keeping up with my drawings being military oriented, here's
another. It is my unit patch.

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File: mirrors/afn/artists/bellj.txt
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JaneAnne Bell Ascii Art


JaneAnne Bell (daughter of Sue Bell)
Dated: October 9, 1993 through May 27, 1994
 My 15 year old daughter "stole" my idea of drawing a haunted house and this
 is what she came up with on her first attempt at ASCII Art!


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                  "Casper & Friend's Freaky Abodes"

Drawn by MissyMess


  MissyMess strikes again:

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              "Trick or treat, a kid in sheets."



Missy Mess didn't really like this, but she is so busy with her homework, she
didn't have any extra time to try to fix it.  So here tis, as is:


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          Garfield Waiting for Charlie Brown's GREAT PUMPKIN!



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School was out at noon today and JaneAnne (alias MissyMess) celebrated by
drawing an iris.

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File: mirrors/afn/artists/rasmusse.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/rasmusse.htm

Rik Rasmussen Ascii Art



Rik Rasmussen
Date: June 25, 1991
 
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                  >>>>>>>  RIK <<<<<<<<

File: mirrors/afn/artists/kludg4.txt
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Kludgeonsmith Ascii Art #4


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File: mirrors/afn/artists/lindsey.txt
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Ascii Art by Mary Lindsey


Mary Lindsey
Dated: October 10, 1996
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File: mirrors/afn/artists/berigan.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/berigan.htm

Ascii Art by Greg Berigan


Greg Berigan
Dated: August 29, 1996
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  http://cse.unl.edu/~gberigan/War-of-the-Worlds.html

File: mirrors/afn/artists/suswendy.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/suswendy.htm

Wendy Sussman Ascii Art


Wendy Sussman
Dated: April 29, 1992 through May 22, 1992

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              COMPUTER TROLL         by Wendy Sussman age 12


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        LET'S MAKE MUSIC TOGETHER

File: mirrors/afn/artists/crawford.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/crawford.htm

Rowan Crawford Ascii Art


 
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                       UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS
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                            ->FederationLogo<-



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                                 ->Zool<-


        ________
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      | |___________|---^--'_________.-------------`--'
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        |  ||   |   "You came in THAT thing?  You're braver than I thought."
        |==||_  |
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        |______|
      =[________]========-------[]<--

                        ->X-Wing<-



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          |  |                           |  |
           \ |                            \ |     -Row
            \|                             \|
             `                              `
                              ->RosedaleLogo<-



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                           ->Mr&MrsPacman<-



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                                   ->CocaCola<-



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                  ->MilleniumFalconTop<-



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        ()()         ____
        (..)        /|o  |
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         ->Mouse&Cheese<-



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                            ->Batman<-



                      :     :
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                ->Possum<-


        ____________________________________________________
       T ================================================= |T
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       ||[_j  L_I_I_I_I_j  L_I_I_I_I_j    /|/V||(g/|   ==  l|
       lI _______________________________  _____  _________I]
        |[__I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_] [__I__] [_I_I_I_]|
        |[___I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_L  I   ___   [_I_I_I_]|
        |[__I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_L_I __I_]_  [_I_I_T ||
        |[___I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I____] [_I_I_] [___I_I_j|
        | [__I__I_________________I__L_]                   |
        |                                                  |  -Row
        l__________________________________________________j

                             ->Amiga1200<-


        The fleecy cloud may kiss the sky.
        The rose may kiss the butterfly.
        The morning dew may kiss the grass.
        And you my friend may...

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                    ->Cheeky<-



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                  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                             ->T-Rex<-


----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                      The Koala Bear Collection V1.0
                        By Rowan Crawford (c) 1994
                8(  E-Mail: [none after the 4th March]  8(
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
        ___           ___           ___           ___           ___
      {~._.~}       {~:_:~}       {~...~}       {~+_+~}       {~___~}
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      (_)-(_)       (_)-(_)       (_)-(_)       (_)-(_)       (_)-(_)

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                    saying        saying        koala         koala
                    yes           no

        ___           ___           ___           ___           ___
      {~-_-~}       {~p_q~}       {~o o~}       {~._.~}       {~._.~}
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      (_)-(_)       (_)-(_)       (_)-(_)       (_)Y(_)       (_)^(_)

      Asian         A very        Surprised     Male          Female
      koala         tired         koala         koala         koala
                    koala

        ___           ___         _ ___ _         ___           ___
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      koala         koala         koala         koala         koala

                                                   *
        ___           ___          _   _          /_\           ___
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                                    ~~~                          ~
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                                  koala
               .             .
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                                                             ~       ~
      Luke          Darth         Koala with    Invisible     Superman
      Skywalker     Vader         a splitting   koala         koala
      koala         koala         headache

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

                           ->TheKoalaCollection<-



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            \                 ||     \               ||/
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                          ->3D Snowman<-


    _            _            _            _            _            _
   YoY          YoY          YoY          YoY          YoY          YoY
-=<{Koala}>=-=<{Koala}>=-=<{Koala}>=-=<{Koala}>=-=<{Koala}>=-=<{Koala}>=-
   | |  ___     | |   ___    | |    ___   | |     ___  | |      ___ | |
   |/|{~._.~}   |/| {~._.~}  |/|  {~._.~} |/|   {~._.~}|/|    {~._.~|/|
   | | ( Y )    | |  ( Y )   | |   ( Y )  | |    ( Y ) | |     ( Y )| |
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   | |(_)-(_)   | | (_)-(_)  | |  (_)-(_) | |   (_)-(_)| |    (_)-(_| |
   |/|          |/|          |/|          |/|          |/|          |/|
>=-| l RoWaN }>=| l{ RoWaN }>| l<{ RoWaN }| l=<{ RoWaN | l-=<{ RoWaN| l=-
  / o \        / o \        / o \        / o \        / o \        / o \
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                            ->3D Signature<-


-----------------------------------END---------------------------------

File: mirrors/afn/artists/hoffmuel.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/hoffmuel.htm

Ascii Art by Joachim Hoffmueller


Joachim Hoffmueller
Dated: July, 1996
 
woodstock

You see I´m an absolute beginner. 
My lines were too long.
I wonder if you get all the characters correctly...

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                    ~~-_   /   Joachim
                        ~\/

File: mirrors/afn/artists/magee.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/magee.htm

Linda Magee Ascii Art


Linda Magee
Date: December 24, 1991 through May 8, 1993

                  Neighbors so special
                  We can't count the ways
                  that your generosity
                  has filled our days-

                  Always so willing
                  to take a part
                  in filling our needs-
                  You warm our hearts.

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   ;.;.;.;.;.;._____ \   in my eyes...   /______.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;
   .;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;/  thanks for a    \.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.
   ;.;.;.;.;.;.;./.;/  wonderful year,    \;\;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;
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   lives/works in South Central L.A. and a girlfriend who lives
   in Venice aren't--shots fired, broken windows, etc. Say a few
   prayers folks...this is NUTS! Innocent people being penalized
   because of a few renagade cops actions...

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            |   PARKER    |                            |    |
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 _______________________________________________________|    |

     "Rodney King Battle Lines - April 29, 1992 (1965?)"
 ________________________________________________________________

                                        I'M TICKED!
                                    Linda/BDT Burbank, CA

                                         @   @   @
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                                         ~~~~~~~~~

  It ain't over with yet, folks...

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                             H  A  P  P  Y

                          M  O  T  H  E  R ' S

                               D  A  Y  !



Original by Roy Sussman

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                       Who's gonna take this guy and make him someBODY?

Modification by Ty Price
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Couldn't figure out how to make the arms.  Anyone know where I can get ASCII art lessons?

-=Ty=-

And then modified by Linda Magee

      Do you mean arms like these? 

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  DON'T ASK ME WHY, BUT HE LOOKED LIKE A COURT JESTER AND NEED A HAT

                                              

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                (_______|

                    Happy St. Patrick's Day
                         March 17, 1993

Just wanted to wish everyone a...

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File: mirrors/afn/artists/brace.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/brace.htm

D. Brace Ascii Art


D. Brace (Enchanter)
Dated: January 13, 1993 through April 3, 1993
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                                                   "To the Hilt."


          ______________________________________________________
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-----------------------------------------------------/

Breakfast in bed, Happy Valentines Day!!

Cherrios, Two Eggs, 4 Sausages, 3 Waffles, & Gourmet Coffee freshly ground. 
And don't forget the newspaper!

 
       */\,**,\*\/*
     (~~~~~~~~~~~~~)
      \           /
        \_______/       Raisin Bran for Jeanie




       .............
     (:::::::::::::::)
      \:::::::::::::/
       \:::::::::::/
        """""""""""

SNAP CRACKLE POP in a glass bowl
 


   |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:~~~~29:~|
   | D. BRACE                                       ~= ~ = ~ = ~ : |
   | 123 Any Street                                 ~= ~=  ~=  ~ : |
   | Some City, USA, 66601                                :......: |
   |                                                               |
   |                       William Jefferson Clinton               |
   |                       1800 Pensilvania Ave.                   |
   |                       Washington D.C.  11111                  |
   |                                                               |
   |                       ATTN: Complaint Dept.                   |
   |_______________________________________________________________|

                       "One in Four Million, I'm sure."


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                       "Justice will be served"


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A nice cup of Hot Cocoa for all you snow bound friends.


 
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Here's my coffee mug:


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Dedicated to Corgi.
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 ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;           ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
 ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;


JAZZ MAN!  (dedicated to my daughter)

File: mirrors/afn/artists/trotter.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/trotter.htm

Brian Trotter Ascii Art



Brian Trotter
Dated: Nov 22, 1991
        My inspiration for this particular piece of art can be found on my
desk.


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                                / /  |     |
                               / /  /       \
                              / /  /         \
                             / /  |           |
                            / /   |           |
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                          / /     / / | | | \ \
                         / /    /  /  | | |  \  \
                        / /   /  /    | | |    \  \
                       / /
                      / /
                      | |
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                      | |
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                      | |
                   ==========
                  /          \ /
                 |            ===
                 | GE(TM)       |
        =D=======| Lamp         |
                 |==============|

File: mirrors/afn/artists/mark.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/mark.htm

Ascii Art by Sue Mark


Sue Mark
 
                  xXXx                   
                 (XXXX)                   
       .xX308XXX..xXXx..XXX308XXXx.        
  .xXXX308X308X308X308X308X308X308XXXXx.    
   ~`\XX308X308X308X308X308X308X308X/'~    
        ``````/ .\XXXX /   \ '''''          
             :  <~XXXX(./;  ;              
              `. `'XXX:/' ,'             
                `:.  `\ /'                 
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                 :.  :/                       
               ,' :x.  `.              
               :  `XXX /                  
                `.  `:x                  
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                ;.:XXx:                   
                  `XX'

                               .oOXXXOo.
                             .;XXXXXXXXX;,
                             {XXXX308XXXX}
                   ..::::::.  \XXXXXXXXX/   ..::::::..
               .,::::::;;;;;;.  `XXXXX'  .;;;;;;;;;;;:::,.
            .,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:::::XXXXX::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,.
      .,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;XXXXX;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,.
       `\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;--:XXXXX;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/'
          ``:;;;;;;;;;;:::::' ` :XXXXA;:;::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;''
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File: mirrors/afn/artists/coles.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/coles.htm

C. Coles Ascii Art


C. Coles
Date: March, 1992
         \    |\
          \   | \
          ____| |__
          \___ \|__\
              \  \
               |  \
               \ * \_
      \         \  \ \     \
       \        /\  \|\ _   \
       ________/  X  ~~//_____
       \_________/ \  //|_____\
               *    \/o/  *
                *   //     *
                    ~
                  *           *

File: mirrors/afn/artists/traver.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/traver.htm

Terry Traver Ascii Art



Terry Traver
Dated: June 1, 1992 through August 12, 1992
                    .ooooooo.               .oooooo.
                   OOOOOOOOOOo             oOOOOOOOOOo
                 .OOOO    OOOOO.         .OOOO   | OOOO
                 OOOO     |OOOOO.       .OOOO    | OOOO
                 OOOO\___/oOOOOOOoOOOOOoOOOOO___/ oOOO'
                 OOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOO'
               oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
             oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
           .OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
 .oOOo.   .OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.     .oOo.
 OOOOOOo..OOOOOOOOO>oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo---/_\ \
   ( (       OOOo_                                    ____\_\_
              "|__\                      (( 8 ))    _(>__<>__<)_
                                          ( 8 ) ___(>__<>__<>__<)
                                            \___<>__<>__<>__<>__<)

And an ASCII rattlesnake with an attitude...

Here's a mouse for you!

                  _                       __
                /   \                  /      \
               '      \              /          \
              |       |Oo          o|            |
              `    \  |OOOo......oOO|   /        |
               `    \\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\//        /
                 \ _o\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO//. ___ /
             ______OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo.___
              --- OO'* `OOOOOOOOOO'*  `OOOOO--
                  OO.   OOOOOOOOO'    .OOOOO o
                  `OOOooOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOO'OOOo
                .OO "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"OOOOOOOo
            __ OOOOOO`OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"OOOOOOOOOOOOo
           ___OOOOOOOO_"OOOOOOOOOOO"_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
             OOOOO^OOOO0`(____)/"OOOOOOOOOOOOO^OOOOOO
             OOOOO OO000/000000\000000OOOOOOOO OOOOOO
             OOOOO O0000000000000000 ppppoooooOOOOOO
             `OOOOO 0000000000000000 QQQQ "OOOOOOO"
              o"OOOO 000000000000000oooooOOoooooooO'
              OOo"OOOO.00000000000000000000OOOOOOOO'
             OOOOOO QQQQ 0000000000000000000OOOOOOO
            OOOOOO00eeee00000000000000000000OOOOOOOO.
           OOOOOOOO000000000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOO
           OOOOOOOOO00000000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOO
           `OOOOOOOOO000000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOOO
             "OOOOOOOO0000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOOO'
               "OOOOOOO00000000000000000OOOOOOOOOO"
    .ooooOOOOOOOo"OOOOOOO000000000000OOOOOOOOOOO"
  .OOO"""""""""".oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
  OOO         QQQQO"'                     `"QQQQ
  OOO
  `OOo.
    `"OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo.

I hope he looks like your little guy...

File: mirrors/afn/artists/sunwucon.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/sunwucon.htm

Ascii Art by Sun-Wu-Con


Sun-Wu-Con
Dated: December 7, 1996 through December 8, 1996


             "Dragon Ball Z" is a Japanese comic
             its characters are cool,I like this comic very much
             and this man is named "®]®©ªÅ" <-sorry,it's Chinese code
                                 (Sun-Wu-Con)

                               |\
                           ~\   | \
                      __--- | \|   |---_
                     /__    \           ~-/
                        \               \___-
                        __\     ; _/\  ` ___/\ /
                        \     \|/   _\|  ____,'
                          ~--[|\@ ",@/|]__\
                              :\  _  /,
                      __/\__/ -  \_/  ;`___/\__
               ___/-/  | \- `___/_ _\___' -/| \ \--_
             /_\ \  \  |  \       ^      /  |   |/_/_\
            /\   ; '\   |   \_____|_____/  ;  |/ /:   \
            Made in Taiwan ,R.O.C    coolb@ms9.hinet.net




         "Slam Dunk" is one of my favorite Japanese comic,
         it's about senior high school basketball


                            .""""".
                           :       ;
                           |/-___-\|
                           [|\. ./|]
                            :  _  ;
                            |\___/|
                    ___,==/ \|    /`-==.-__
                  ,'   ||\\__ \ / __//||    `,
                 .\  /  \\ `=======' //\ _    ;
                 |     |//  |       __\\/    -
                  \     \/\_____--`' _/     /
                   `.    /        _/--     /
                    |\____-------\_______/ |
                    |      | | | |_| |     |
                     |     |_|  \___/ _/  |
                     |  |            |    |
                    /    |      ____|  |   \
                    --'___`_______/____`-\ -|
                   / ^  |  \    | /        |
                  |   | |   |  |     /       |
                  | /    |   /   _/    ^\_   |
                 |^  "    |    _          `\__|
                |    -____    /`,   _____    |
                \\/''|    \\   /\/ /`      \\|
                  |_     / =\'   \/=|     -/
                  /      /           \    /\
                  \    _/             |     |
                 /    '                `  _/
                | |   |                |`  ||
               | /   |/               |    | ;
               `|    |                | \   |
                |   ,|                 | |  |
                |  '|                  | |  |
                |__|                    |'_|
               [==/]                   [__<=>
               [=] |                   |  |=\/
            _/=\ \ |,                  `_:_~/="\
           | ___ >]=,                 <_|\___"__"|
                               coolB@ms9.hinet.net

 Made in Taiwan , ROC




    __  __                     ___ _        _    _
   |  \/  |___ _ _ _ _ _  _   / __| |_  _ _(_)__| |_ _ __  __ _ ___
   | |\/| / -_) '_| '_| || | | (__| ' \| '_| (_-<  _| '  \/ _` (_-<
   |_|  |_\___|_| |_|  \_, |  \___|_||_|_| |_/__/\__|_|_|_\__,_/__/
                 _     |__/ _                          _  _
    __ _ _ _  __| |  __ _  | |_  __ _ _ __ _ __ _  _  | \| |_____ __ __
   / _` | ' \/ _` | / _` | | ' \/ _` | '_ \ '_ \ || | | .` / -_) V  V /
   \__,_|_||_\__,_| \__,_| |_||_\__,_| .__/ .__/\_, | |_|\_\___|\_/\_/
   __   __            _              |_|  |_|   |__/  *
   \ \ / /__ __ _ _ _| |                            /  \     _____
    \ ^ / -_) _` | '_|_|        ,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/____\~~,'     `,~
     |_|\___\__,_|_| (_)         ,,,,,,...,,.,,,,, ( <..>)'         ;
                                 /-^---^---^^^^-- '~~0~~~`-\/        ;
                               /--------------- Oo`.    ,'`()        ;
    ¯¬ §A ¥Ã »· §Ö ¼Ö !!      [^^^^^^^^^^^^]---- (  `.,'   )        ;
                            /--[~~~~~~~~~~]----- (~~~uu~~~~)-____-~
               coolb '96   /---[__________]----- .___/\____,'--------

 Made in Taiwan,R.O.C,the font is not made by my own,coolb@ms9.hinet.net

File: mirrors/afn/artists/oviatt.txt
https://web.archive.org/web/20021019230043/http://www.geocities.com/soho/2695/oviatt.htm

Susie Oviatt

Dated: July 19, 1992 through August 3, 1994

                         /eeeeeeeeeee\
           /RRRRRRRRRR\ /eeeeeeeeeeeee\ /RRRRRRRRRR\
          /RRRRRRRRRRRR\|eeeeeeeeeeeee|/RRRRRRRRRRRR\
         /RRRRRRRRRRRRRR +++++++++++++ RRRRRRRRRRRRRR\
        |RRRRRRRRRRRRRR ############### RRRRRRRRRRRRRR|
        |RRRRRRRRRRRRR ######### ####### RRRRRRRRRRRRR|
         \RRRRRRRRRRR ######### ######### RRRRRRRRRR/
           |RRRRRRRRR ########## ######## RRRRRRRR|
          |RRRRRRRRRR ################### RRRRRRRRR|
                       ######     ######
                       #####       #####
                       #nnn#       #nnn#

Okay, be kind.  It's my first try.  Whaddaya mean, you can't tell what it is?
It's an elephant's fanny.  (Course, it helps if you squint your eyes.)

Susie
                /A                         A\
               |AA\                       /AA|
               |AAAA\                   /AAAA|
               |AAAAAA\ /***********\ /AAAAAA|
                \AAAAAA|**^***^**|***|AAAAAA/
          /ssssssssssss|*/\**|s\*/\**|ssssssssssss\
        ssss::ssssssssssVss\*|ssVs|*/ssssssssss::ssss
       ssss::ssssssssssssssssVsssssVssssssssssss::ssss
      ssss::sssss  /ss\\\\\sssssss/////sss\ sssss::ssss
      sss:sssss    ssss.....ssssss.....ssss   sssss:sss
       ss:sss      sss.......ssss.......sss     sss:ss
        sss        sss.......ssss.......sss       sss
         s      sss...ssssssssssssssssss...sss     s
             ssss...ssssssssssssssssssssss...ssss
            sss..sssssss...ssssssss...sssssss..sss
            sss..ssssssss..ssssssss..ssssssss..sss
             ssss.........ssssssssss.........ssss
               \sssssssss//========\\sssssssss/
                   \sss//ssssssssssss\\sss/               MOOOOOOO!
                        \ ssssssssss /


Second try.
                        /gg\           /gg\
                       /g.gg\         /gg.g\
                      |gg..gg\       /gg..gg|
                      |gg...g|       |g...gg|
                      |gg...g|       |g...gg|
                       \gg..g/       \g..gg/
                        |gg.gvgggggggvg.gg|
                       /ggggggggggggggggggg\
                      /gggg(((ggggggg)))gggg\
                     |ggggg....ggggg....ggggg|
                     |ggggg....ggggg....ggggg|
                     |ggcccgggg\___/ggggcccgg|
                     |ggcccccgggg|ggggcccccgg|
                       \gcccggg\---/gggcccg/
                          \ggggggggggggg/

A bunny, requested by my daughter

                ......                  .............
             .....;;...                ................
          .......;;;;;/mmmmmmmmmmmmmm\/..................
        ........;;;mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....................
      .........;;m/;;;;\mmmmmm/;;;;;\m......................
   ..........;;;m;;mmmm;;mmmm;;mmmmm;;m......................
 ..........;;;;;mmmnnnmmmmmmmmmmnnnmmmm\....................
 .........  ;;;;;n/#####\nmmmmn/#####\nmm\.................
 .......     ;;;;n##...##nmmmmn##...##nmmmm\.............
 ....        ;;;n#.....|nmmmmn#.....#nmmmmm,l.........
  ..          mmmn\.../nmmmmmmn\.../nmmmm,m,lll.....
           /mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,mmmm,llll..
       /mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm\nmmmn/mmmmmmm,lll/
    /mmmmm/..........\mmmmmmmmmmnnmnnmmmmmmmmm,ll
   mmmmmm|...........|mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,ll
   \mmmmmmm\......./mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,llo
     \mmmmmmm\.../mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,lloo
       \mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,ll/oooo
          \mmmmmmmmmmll..;;;.;;;;;;/mmm,lll/oooooo\
                    ll..;;;.;;;;;;/llllll/ooooooooo
                    ll.;;;.;;;;;/.llll/oooooooooo..o
                    ll;;;.;;;;;;..ll/ooooooooooo...oo
                    \;;;;.;;;;;..ll/ooooo...ooooo..oo\
                  ;;;;;;;;;;;;..ll|oooo.....oooooooooo
                 ;;;;;;.;;;;;;.ll/oooo.....ooooooo....\
                 ;;;;;.;;;;;;;ll/ooooooooooooo.....oooo
                  \;;;.;;;;;;/oooooooooooo.....oooooooo\
                   \;;;.;;;;/ooooooooo.....ooooooooooooo
                     \;;;;/ooooooo.....ooooooooooo...ooo\
                     |o\;/oooo.....ooooooooooooo......ooo
                     oooooo....ooooooooooooooooooo.....oo\
                    oooo....oooooooooooooooooooooooo..oooo
                   ___.oooooooooooooo....ooooooooooooooooo\
                  /XXX\oooooooooooo.....ooooooooooooooooooo
                  |XXX|ooooo.oooooo....ooooooooooooooooooooo
                /oo\X/oooo..ooooooooooooooooooo..oooooooooooo
              /ooooooo..ooooo..oooooooooooooo.....ooooooooo...
            /ooooo...ooooo.....oooooooooooo.......ooooooo.....o

Whew.

"Pongo."

                               ............
                             ................
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                        ....\ ............../
    ...........      .........................
  ..............\  /......../######\....../###\.
 ................v.........##########\...#######\
 ..........................|######/..\##.|####/.\#|       ....
 ..................#####\.,|######....##.|####...#|     .......
 ................|########.|######....##.|####...#|     .......
 ...............#########_|######\../##.|####\./#|   /##\....
  ..............###############################nn\/#######^
    \........./ \########~##############nnnnn.###########/
                 ########|##########nnnnn.##############/
                  #######| \###########################/
                   \###.##\    \######################
                     \##.##\   ___   \#############/
                        \.##\/.../..\         /##/
                           \##\/..../     /####/
                             \#############/


Uh oh, I think I feel an ascii art addiction coming on. . .

                         /nnnnnnnnn,####nnnnn\
                      /nnnnnnnnnn,####nnnnnnmnnnn\
                    nnnnnnnn,######nnnnnnnnnnnn,nn\
                   nnnnnn,#####nnnnnnnnnnnnnn,nnnn|
                  nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn/;;;\nnn/
                 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn/;;;;;;;nnnnn\
                nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn/;;;;;;;;;;;nnnnnnn
               nnnnnnnnnnnnnn;(((;;;;;;;;)));nnnnnnn
             nnnnnnnnnnnn/;;;;/""\;;;;; /""\;\nnnn/
          nnnnnnnnnnn,nn/;;;;#    ;;;; #    ;;nnn/
    /nnnnnnnnnnnnnn,nnnnn;;;;#    /;;; #    /;nnn\
 /nnnnn##nnnnnnnn,nnnnn;\n;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;/nnnnnn\
 nnnnn###nnnnnnnn,nnnnnn;;;;;;;;;/\;;;;;;/\;;;nnnnnnnnnnnnn\
 nnnn###nnnnn,nnnnnnnnnnn\/\;;;/;@###@@###@;\;nnnnnnnn,nnnnnnn\
 nnn#nnn,nnnnnnnnnnnnn,nnnnn\;;;;;\@#@#@/;;/nnnnnnnnnn,nn#nnnnnnn\
 nnnnn,nnnnnnnnnnn,nnnnnnnnnn\;;;;;;;;;;;/nnnnnnnnnnnnn,nn##nnn,nnn
 nnnn,nnnnnnnnn,nnnnnnnnnnnnnn'\'''''''/nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn,nnnn##nnn,nnn
 nnnnn,nnnn,nnnn/;;;;;;;,,,/;;;;;;;;;;;|nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn#nnnn,nn
 \nnnnnnnn,nnn;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,,,,,,,\nnnnnnnnnn/ |n
 \nnnnnnnn,n;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\,,,,,,,,\nnnnnn/  n/
  nnnnnnnnnn;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;);;;;\,,,,\nnnn
   nnnnnnnnn;;;;;;;';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;);;;;;;;;;;;;;);;;\,,,,\nnn
    nnnnnnnnn;;;;;;';;;/@@@@@@@@@@\;;);;;;/@@@@@@@@);;|,,,,,nnn
 /n\  nnnnnnnn;;;;;;;';@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\;);/@@@@@@@@@@@|;|,,,,,|nn\  /n
 nnnnnnnnn,nnn;;;;;;;'@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\;/@@@@@@@@@@@@|;|,,,,,|nnnunnn
 nnnnnnnnnnnnnn;;;;;;';;@@@@@@@@@@@@@/;;;\@@@@@@@@@@/ \|,,,,,|nnnnnnn
 \nnnnn,nnnnnn;;;;;;; ;;@@@@@@@@@@/;;;;;;;\@@@@@@@/    \,,,,|\nnnn/
   n,nnnnnnnnn;;;;;;;   ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/         \,,,|
 n\ nnnnnnnnnnnn;;;;;;     \;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/           \,/
 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn;;;;;;      *;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;***
 \nnnnnnnnnnnnnn;;;;;;    ***;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*****
 nnnnnnn,nnnnnnn;;;;;;   ****;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*****
 nnnnnn,nnn#nnnn ;;;;;   ****;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;****
 nnnnn,nnn##nnn/ ;;;;;    ****;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;****==\
 nnnn,nnn##nnn|   ;;;;     ****;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;***======\
 nnnn,nn#nnnn/    ;;;;       *****;;;;;;;;;.;;;**==========\
 \nn/\nnnnnn|     ;;;;       /=********;;;;;;;;*=============\
 \n| \nnnn/      ;;;;      /=====***********;*================\
  \n |nnn|      ;;;;;     |=====================================\
     |nnn\/n\ /;;;;;;\     \=========##=========---===============\
      \nnnnnn|^^^^^^^^^^    \==========###========----=============|
     ^^\nnn/^^^^^^^^^^^^^^    \==========####======-----===========/
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^    \========####====----==========/
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^   |======###===----========/  ^^^
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ /=======####====---=======/   ^^^^^^
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ /=========###======-====/      ^^^^^^^^^
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^  /==========#===========/     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ /==================/        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^  =============/        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^   \======/       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^  (=====)  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 -- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --  ((====))       ---- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^-
  ----                 ,((==)),               ---  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      ---- --  --   ((,(,((.),),)    ---
                 (,((,(,(((.)),)),)      ---           ----        -
 -----        ((,((,((,((((.))),)),))
            ((,(((,((,((((.)))),))),))        ----            ----
    --    ((,(((,(((,((((.)))),))),))   --            -----        --
         ((,(((,((((,((( )))),))),))
          ((,((,((((((   ))),))),)       ------
 ----       (,((,((       ),)))                ---        ---      --
             ((((         )))
      ---      (     --    )                ---            ---
   --                              ---                -----
                      --                     --
         ---------           ------               --          ---

"Ariel"

                    ..,,;;;;;;;;;;;;;\
             /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\
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          ;;;;;;;=================;;;/
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"Baldy" the eagle
 Patriotic, ain't he?


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"Spock."



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"Captain Picard."
Hmmmm...Old Sailor?


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I can't remember who asked for something, and I can't remember what it's for.
(I've got to start leaving better notes for myself.)  But this is supposed to
be an anchor on a chain.  And just in case that's too big, how about:

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"Tigger."


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"Winnie-the-Pooh."


                            ++++++++++++
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"Donald Duck."


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"Good ol' Frankie."

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"Christmas Miniatures for Homeacre."


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"Jack."


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"Fred Flintstone."
For Thanksgiving...

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"Thanksgiving Miniatutres" for Homeacre


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File: mirrors/afn/artists/cheryl.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/cheryl.htm

Hiya Cheryl Ascii Art


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Date: July 5, 1994

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File: mirrors/afn/artists/hellmich.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/hellmich.htm

Ascii Art by Volker Hellmich


Volker Hellmich
Dated: June, 1996
 
Hey folks!

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File: mirrors/afn/artists/hiddema.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/hiddema.htm

Ascii Art by Herman Hiddema


Herman Hiddema
Dated: October 14, 1996
 
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I made this ascii of a hawk carrying a spear for my new handle, SPARHAWK
can anyone make any suggestions on how to improve on this? I don't 
really like the tail of the hawk yet, nor do I like the point of the
spear.

Any help appreciated, thx.

Herman Hiddema http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod  


by884@freenet.toronto.on.ca (llizard)
followed with:
>
 
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And I incorporated your "SPARHAWK" into the spear. Here are two versions of 
the spear.
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And what about turning the bird around? Then it's easier to read the 
"SPARHAWK".
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Hope it helps. The tail looks okay to me.

File: mirrors/afn/artists/dewey.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/dewey.htm

Arty Dewey Ascii Art


Arty Dewey
Dated: September 22, 1993 through February 12, 1994
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                       CHOO CHOO   CHOO CHOO

Here's my 1st art project and probably my last (after looking at it).
Anyway I tried, so don't ask again. Boy is this a tiring work of art. Just
give me my paints and brushes any day.  I'm back to painting shirts and
watercoloring.  Can't get use to these oblong squares !


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                    The "Fruits" of Summer


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      DOES MY JACK O LANTERN HAVE A MUSTASH  ??



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Here's a hint   - Nintendo guy.    Yup you got it.  This is suppose to be
 Mario.  Oh, well I tried.


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               LOVEY SCARECROW

   Is this guy weird or what? He's suppose to be sitting on floor
 with legs apart and holding a heart between them BUT I can't get
 his hands on correctly so left them off.  (I still miss my pencil
 and paint brush.  I'd make him right!!!!)

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          HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO EVERYONE

File: mirrors/afn/artists/purple.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/purple.htm

Ascii Art by L. Purple


lpurple.@.netcom (L. Purple)
Date: November 2, 1996



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                             FLAMING PUMPKIN
                                   by Hal


Here's another Halloween picture to prepare you for all the other little
goblins who will be showing up at your doorstep tomorrow night!



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File: mirrors/afn/artists/andersso.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/andersso.htm

Ascii Art by Erik Andersson


Erik Andersson
Dated: November 1, 1996


Here's one, the first ascII I made.

                                                                        
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File: mirrors/afn/artists/kludg3.txt
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File: mirrors/afn/artists/lutz.txt
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Rose Lutz Ascii Art


Rose Lutz
Date: April 8, 1993
 Here is my first ASCII drawing...

 You decide...a gorilla or caveman!


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File: mirrors/afn/artists/gaia.txt
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Gaia Ascii Art


Gaia (fluff bunny)
Date: May 11, 1993
        A BAJORAN


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Ralph Delperdang Ascii Art



Ralph Delperdang
Dated: April 27, 1992
            FAMOUS STEALTH AIRCRAFT

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Ascii Art by Don Price


Don Price
Dated: July 18, 1996
 
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Jeremy Yocum Ascii Art



Jeremy Yocum
Date: May 9, 1993 through May 18, 1993
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File: mirrors/afn/artists/welsh.txt
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Patti Welsh Ascii Art


Patti Welsh
Dated: Jun 14, 1992 through February 28, 1994

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1 dozen roses 8 Christmas trees, 6 Easter eggs, 4 tiny Shamrocks, and
1 patriotic flag and 1 Valentine's Day card.

Well, I've had a shot at it again.  Here's a little hatchling.  hope she comes
out alright.  If not, please don't hurt me.  I'll do better next time.

Patti

 ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~

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                  \::::::::::::::::::::::::::<\vv\)____/wwwww/>
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                           (::::::::::::::)      <\VVVVVVV/>

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Whiskers are a b*tch.


 I just bought a new house (manufactured home).  Here's my ASCII
 drawing of the Floor plan.

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   ///// = Windows

   \
   /
   \  = Vertical blinds over glass sliding doors
   /

  | | |
  | | | = steps
  | | |

  ...... = door

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      ||l :        Bedroom            :  \________///
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      /                                    =======# | | |
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      |                                               |
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      /                                      Room     |     Garage
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      /                                               |
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     ows all around                                    |      |


                                           This way to 1st tee
    /=This way to Tennis Courts             on North course  \
   /         and swimming pool                                \
  \/                                                          \/


      Another kind of mouse.

                          ============================\
                         /////////                    /|
                       /////////                     / |
                      /////////     Microsoft       /  |
                      --------        Mouse        / __|_
                    /////////                     / (____(==========
                   /////////                     /   /
                  /////////                     /   /
                  \\\\\\\\\|####################|  /
                 \\\\\\\\\\|####################| /
                \\\\\\\\\\\|####################|/

       Call it a mouse of a different color, if you like.


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                             |              /^\
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                          PARADISE ISLAND


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                                                            Patti
              A BASKET FULL OF LOVE                          9/92



   ------------------------------------------------------------------


     I was getting my (55 yr old) baby ready to have outpatient
     surgery today  (In case you're interested:  he came thru it
     wonderfully and will be fine in a day or so.  He's pouting
     because the doctor said he can't go to work until next Tuesday.
     Can you imagine that?)


      ||
      ||\||
      ||\||                       ||
      ||\||     |               ||\||
      ||\||$$+^ *)\^^\^^^^^^^^^^^^^\\||
      ||\||$$_@__)==\  \____________\||
  ====||\||_________|  |             ||=======================
   ===||=||=========|__|_____________||=======================
         ||                          ||
      ===========================================================
     (This is Rich in bed with a thermometer in his mouth)



        \\\\\\\____
       /   /   \   \
     /    |  0  |    \               A tear will appear
      \    \___/    /                in my eye if Susie
        \ ________/  /\              should stay away.
                     ||
                    /  \
                    \__/



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  \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/


                               ()
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                               ##                  ||
                             /$$$$\                ||
                           /********\              ||
                         ===============           ++



As Marie Antoinette once said:  "Let them eat cake."


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                  [][][][][][][][][][][][][]



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File: mirrors/afn/artists/veilleux.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/veilleux.htm

Ascii Art by Normand Veilleux


Normand Veilleux
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   _________         _________
  /         \       /         \   Normand
 /  /~~~~~\  \     /  /~~~~~\  \  Veilleux
 |  |     |  |     |  |     |  |
 |  |     |  |     |  |     |  |
 |  |     |  |     |  |     |  |         /
 |  |     |  |     |  |     |  |       //
(o  o)    \  \_____/  /     \  \_____/ /
 \__/      \         /       \        /
  |         ~~~~~~~~~         ~~~~~~~~
  ^



                                                _______
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   ,d88'           d888888'                                            `b,
  ,d88'           d888888I                                              `b,
  d88I           ,8888888'            ___                                `b,
 ,888'           d8888888          ,d88888b,              ____            `b,
 d888           ,8888888I         d88888888b,           ,d8888b,           `b
,8888           I8888888I        d8888888888I          ,88888888b           8,
I8888           88888888b       d88888888888'          8888888888b          8I
d8886           888888888       Y888888888P'           Y8888888888,        ,8b
88888b          I88888888b      `Y8888888^             `Y888888888I        d88,
Y88888b         `888888888b,      `""""^                `Y8888888P'       d888I
`888888b         88888888888b,                           `Y8888P^        d88888
 Y888888b       ,8888888888888ba,_          _______        `""^        ,d888888
 I8888888b,    ,888888888888888888ba,_     d88888888b               ,ad8888888I
 `888888888b,  I8888888888888888888888ba,   ^"Y888P"^      ____.,ad88888888888I
  88888888888b,`8888888888888888888888888,     ""      ad888888888888888888888'
  8888888888888698888888888888888888888888b_,ad88ba,_,d88888888888888888888888
  88888888888888888888888888888888888888888b,`"""^ d8888888888888888888888888I
  8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888baaad888888888888888888888888888'
  Y8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888P
  I888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888P^  ^Y8888888888888888888888'
  `Y88888888888888888P88888888888888888888888888'     ^88888888888888888888I
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     `Y88888888888888b  `88888888888888888888888I     I888888888888888888'
       "Y8888888888888b  `8888888888888888888888I     I88888888888888888'
         "Y88888888888P   `888888888888888888888b     d8888888888888888'
            ^""""""""^     `Y88888888888888888888,    888888888888888P'
                  Normand    "8888888888888888888b,   Y888888888888P^
                  Veilleux    `Y888888888888888888b   `Y8888888P"^
                                "Y8888888888888888P     `""""^
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      `8b;::::::::::::;aad888P::::::::::::::;dP::;8'
       `8b;::::::::""""88"  d::::::::::b;:::::;;dP'
         "Yb;::::::::::Y8bad::::::::::;"8Paaa""'
           `"Y8a;;;:::::::::::::;;aadP""
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                  ,8P:dP:::::::::Yb;::::"b,
               _,dP:;8":::::::::::Yb;::::"b
     ,aaaaaa,,d8P:::8":::::::::::;dP:::::;8
  ,ad":;;:::::"::::8"::::::::::;dP::::::;dI
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                    ,8'     d'8'     ,P'
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               "I88I88I8m ,I8"   "I8""==mm ,mI8"
       ___    ,mI8"    "8I8"      I8,  ,mI8I8"
  .,mI8I8I8I8I88,      ,m8"      ,I8I8I8I888"
"I8Im,       "I88,    ,8"      ,II8"     "88,
   `"I8,        "I8, ,8"     ,I8"         "I8,
      "I8m       "I888      ,I8"           "I8,
        "8m        "I8      88"              "I8,
         I8,        I8      88                 "I8,
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           "I8,      "I8,      "I8        .,mmmI8888888m,.
             I8,      "I8,      I8,  .mI8I88"""". .. "I8888
             "I8,      "I8      mI8I88"". . . . . .,m8"   "8
              I8m,  __ ;I8   ,II88" . . . . .,;miI88"
              "I88I8I88I88,,I88" . . . ,mmiiI8888"
               ,I8". . ."I8I8". . . mi888888888"
             ,I8 . . . .,I88I. . .i88888888888"
            I8. . . .,mII88Ima. .i88888888888"
           ,8"..,mI88I88I88I8Imi888888888888"
           I8.,I8I"""        ""II88888888888
          ;I8I8"                  ""I8888888
          ""                         "I88888
                                       "I888
                                        "I88,
                                         "I88
                                          "88,
                                           I88,              ______   __
                          ______           "I88__        .mI88I88I88I88I88,
                     .,mI88I88I88, ,mI88,   I88"""     ,mI8". . . . "I8,..8,
                   ,I888' . . . "I88.\ "8,  I88      ,I8". . . .  / :;I8 \ 8,
                 .mI8' . . .  / .:"I8.\ 88  "88,    ,8". . .  / .;mI8I8I8,\ 8
                ,I8'. . .  / . .:;,I8I8I888  I88   ,8". .  / .:mI8"'   "I8,:8
               ,I8'. . . / . .:;,mI8"  `"I88 I88   I8. .  / .m8"         "I8I
              ,I8 . .  / . .:;,mI8"      "I88888   88,.  / ,m8            "8'
              I8'. .  / . .;,mI8"          "II888 ,I8I8,.,I8"
              I8 . . / . .,mI8"              I8888888' """
              `I8,.  / ;,mI8"                 II888
               "I8I, /,mI8"                 __I888
                 "I8888"                   """I88
                   ""                         I88
                                              I88__
                                              I88"""
                                              I88
                                              I88
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                                           """I88
                                              I88
                                              I88
                                              I88__
                                              I88"""
                                              I88
                                     Normand  I88  Veilleux



                      "8,        .m8"
                       I8Im    ,mI8"
                       ,8I:"I8,mI8m
            "I8mm,    ,I8::::I8::I8,          ,m"
               "I88I88I8m::I8:::::I8""==mm ,mI8"
       ___    ,mI8::::::8I8:::::::I8::::mI8I8"
  .,mI8I8I8I8I88::::::::m8::::::::I8I8I8I888"
"I8Im:::::::::I88::::::8::::::::II8:::::::88,
   `"I8::::::::::88:::8:::::::I8:::::::::::I8,
      "I8m::::::::I888:::::::I8:::::::::::::I8,
        "8m:::::::::I8::::::88::::::::::::::::I8,
         I8:::::::::I8::::::88::::::::::::::::::I8,
          88::::::::I8:::::::I8::::::::::::::::::I8
          "I8::::::::I8:::::::I8:::::::::::::::::I8;.
           "I8::::::::88::::::::I8::::::::::mmmI8888888m,.
             I8::::::::I8:::::::I8::::mI8I88"""". .. "I8888
             "I8::::::::I8::::::mI8I88"". . . . . .,m8"   "8
              I8m:::::::I8::::II88" . . . . .,;miI88"
              "I88I8I88I88::I88" . . . ,mmiiI8888"
               ,I8". . ."I8I8". . . mi888888888"
             ,I8 . . . .,I88I. . .i88888888888"
            I8. . . .,mII88Ima. .i88888888888"
           ,8"..,mI88I88I88I8Imi888888888888"
           I8.,I8I"""        ""II88888888888
          ;I8I8"                  ""I8888888
          ""                         "I88888
                                       "I888
                                        "I88,
                                         "I88
                                          "88,
                                           I88,              ______   __
                          ______           "I88__        .mI88I88I88I88I88,
                     .,mI88I88I88, ,mI88,   I88"""     ,mI8". . . . "I8,..8,
                   ,I888' . . . "I88.\ "8,  I88      ,I8". . . .  / :;I8 \ 8,
                 .mI8' . . .  / .:"I8.\ 88  "88,    ,8". . .  / .;mI8I8I8,\ 8
                ,I8'. . .  / . .:;,I8I8I888  I88   ,8". .  / .:mI8"'   "I8,:8
               ,I8'. . . / . .:;,mI8"  `"I88 I88   I8. .  / .m8"         "I8I
              ,I8 . .  / . .:;,mI8"      "I88888   88,.  / ,m8            "8'
              I8'. .  / . .;,mI8"          "II888 ,I8I8,.,I8"
              I8 . . / . .,mI8"              I8888888' """
              `I8,.  / ;,mI8"                 II888
               "I8I, /,mI8"                 __I888
                 "I8888"                   """I88
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                                              I88
                                              I88
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                                           """I88
                                              I88
                                              I88
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                                              I88"""
                                              I88
                                     Normand  I88  Veilleux



                      "8,        .m8"
                       I8Im    ,mI8"
                       ,8I00I8,mI8m
            "I8mm,    ,I8:000I8:0I8,          ,m"
               "I88I88I8m:0I8::000I800==mm ,mI8"
       ___    ,mI8::00008I8::00000I8:000mI8I8"
  .,mI8I8I8I8I88:0000000m8:0000000I8I8I8I888"
"I8Im::0000000I88:000008:0000000II8::0000088,
   `"I8:00000000088::08:000000I8::000000000I8,
      "I8m:0000000I888:000000I8:000000000000I8,
        "8m:00000000I8:0000088:000000000000000I8,
         I8:00000000I8:0000088:00000000000000000I8,
          88:0000000I8:000000I8:00000000000000000I8
          "I8:0000000I8:000000I8:0000000000000000I8;.
           "I8:000000088:0000000I8:000000000mmmI8888888m,.
             I8:0000000I8:000000I8::00mI8I88"""". .. "I8888
             "I8:0000000I8:00000mI8I88"". . . . . .,m8"   "8
              I8m:000000I8:000II88" . . . . .,;miI88"
              "I88I8I88I88:0I88" . . . ,mmiiI8888"
               ,I8". . ."I8I8". . . mi888888888"
             ,I8 . . . .,I88I. . .i88888888888"
            I8. . . .,mII88Ima. .i88888888888"
           ,8"..,mI88I88I88I8Imi888888888888"
           I8.,I8I"""        ""II88888888888
          ;I8I8"                  ""I8888888
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                                       "I888
                                        "I88,
                                         "I88
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                          ______           "I88__        .mI88I88I88I88I88,
                     .,mI88I88I88, ,mI88,   I88"""     ,mI8". . . . "I8,..8,
                   ,I888' . . . "I88.\ "8,  I88      ,I8". . . .  / :;I8 \ 8,
                 .mI8' . . .  / .:"I8.\ 88  "88,    ,8". . .  / .;mI8I8I8,\ 8
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              I8'. .  / . .;,mI8"          "II888 ,I8I8,.,I8"
              I8 . . / . .,mI8"              I8888888' """
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               "I8I, /,mI8"                 __I888
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                                              I88
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                                           """I88
                                              I88
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                                              I88"""
                                              I88
                                     Normand  I88  Veilleux



                       _________
                   .m88888888888888m,
                .a8888888888888888888b,
               d88888888888888888888888b,
              d88888888888888888888888888,
             d8888888888888888888888888888b
            d888888888888888888888888888888b
           d88888888888'""""""'888'""""`8888b
          .888888888I"                   "888,
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        d8888888III          (    )        (888I
        88888888III          `-a-a'        8888I
       .888888888I,           ____        d8888'
       d8888888888I,        M""""""M     d88888
       888888888888I,        "aaaa"     d88888I
       88888888888888I,                d888888'
       8888888888888888I,             d8888888
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        d88888888888888888,     .   .8888888"
        88888888I"      "88,     .  :888888"
       d888888I'         `88,     : :88888"
       888888I'           `8b      ::8888"
      d88888I'             P8,     ::888"
      88888I'               8b,     :I88
     d8888I'                `8a      88,
     88888I                  "8,     )8
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  "88I'               ;888'         `888,  ]8,
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   d8'               d8"              )888888b=8b,
  ,8I               ,8"              a888888888=88b
  8I'              ,8"         ;    d888888888888=88b,
 ,8I              ,8"         ;:   d888888888888888=88b,
 8I'              8I          I:   88888888888888888=888b,
:8I              d8'          I;   888888888888888888=8888,
d8'             d8I           `8,  d888888888888888888=888b
8I              "8I            `8,d8888888888888888888=8888
8I               "8I           .dMW8888888888888888888=888P
8I                "8,       ,d8888MW88888888888888888=8888'
8I,                "8,.,aad888888888MW88888888888888=8888'
"8I,                "88888888888888888MW88888888888=8888'
 "8I,                "8888888888888888888MW8888PP=8888"
  "8I,                "8888888888888PP"""  """ "888P"
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_______________                _________                 _________
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NADACANADACANADA                 A                 ACANADACANADACAN
ADACANADACANADAC                                   CANADACANADACANA
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                          Normand Veilleux



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      `V8a,       ,ad8888888888P'  Normand
         ""88888888888888888P"     Veilleux
              """"""""""""



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            "8b   d8"  Normand
             "8b.d8"   Veilleux
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            Normand  Veilleux



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8  8   8              """"      """"      ""    8b
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8  `"""'       ,d8""
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 "Y8888888888P"



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88                            __                            88
88   University           .ad8PP8ba.                        88
88       of           _,a8P"'    `"Y8a,_                    88
88     Ottawa        8P"'____________`"Y8                   88
88                ,,a88PP""""""""""""YY88a,,                88
88            ,ad8P""     ,aadYYbaa,     ""Y8ba,            88
88         ,adP"'    ,aadP""'    `""Ybaa,    `"Yba,         88
88  8888888P"   ,aadP""'              `""Ybaa,   "Y8888888  88
88  88     ,aadP""'                        `""Ybaa,     88  88
88  88  adP""'    88888888888888888888888888    `""Yba  88  88
88  88  88                                          88  88  88
88  88  88  888888  888888  888888  888888  888888  88  88  88
88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88
88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88
88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88
88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88
88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88
88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88
88  888888  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88
88          88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88  88      88  88
88  8888888888  888888  888888  888888  888888  8888888888  88
88  88                                                      88
88  8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
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                     Normand      Veilleux



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                     ,ad8888888888888888888888888ba,
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            a888888888P""                       ""Y888888888a
          a88888888""                               ""88888888a
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      ,8888888888888b,                                   `Y8888888,
     d8888888' "888888b,                                   `8888888b
    8888888"     "Y88888b,                                   "8888888
   8888888'        "Y88888b,                                  `8888888
  d888888'     a,  8a"Y88888b,                                 `888888b
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888888        8,  8,          ,ad8Y88888b,      d888""             888888
888888        `8, `8,     ,ad8""   "Y88888b,,ad8""                 888888
888888         `8, `" ,ad8""         "Y88888b"                     888888
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 888888,         8):::::(8  ,ad8""         "Y88888b,             ,888888
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  Y888888,        "8ggg8P"                     "Y88888b,       ,888888P
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    Y88888b,                                       "Y88888b, ,d88888P
     Y888888,                                        "Y888888888888P
      "888888b,                                        "8888888888"
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               "Y88888888888bbaa,,_____,,aadd88888888888P"
                   "Y8888888888888888888888888888888P"  Normand
                       ""Y888888888888888888888P""      Veilleux
                             """""""""""""""



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8888aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa888888888888888888888888888888888a
88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
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88888888888888888888;:Yb     dP:;88( )888888888888888
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                                   Normand  Veilleux



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8                                                   8
8                                                   8
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8                       """""                       8
8                                                   8
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8                       8:::8                       8
8                       8:::8                       8
8                       8:::8                       8
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                                   Normand  Veilleux



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8888  I                     OOOOOOO                     I  8888
8888  I                      OOOOO                      I  8888
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8888  I     8                                     8     I  8888
8888  I     8                                     8     I  8888
8888  I     8                                     8     I  8888
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8888  I     8                                     8     I  8888
8888  I     8                                     8     I  8888
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8888  I                                                 I  8888
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8   aaaaaaaa8   aaaaaaaaaaaaa   8   a   8   aaaaaaaaaaaaa   8   aaaaa   8
8           8               8       8   8   8                       8   8
8   a   a   8   aaaaaaaaaaaa8   aaaa8   8   8   aaaaaaaaaaaaa   aaaa8   8
8   8   8   8   8           8   8       8   8   8       8       8   8   8
8   8aaa8   8   8   aaaaa   8   8   aaaa8   8   8   a   8   aaaa8   8   8
8       8       8   8       8   8           8   8   8       8       8   8
8aaaa   8aaaaaaa8   8   aaaa8aaa8aaaaaaaaaaa8aaa8   8aaaaaaa8   aaaa8   8
8       8           8   8                       8   8       8   8       8
8   aaaa8   aaaaaaaa8   8aaaaaaaa   aaaaaaaaa   8aaa8   a   8   8   a   8
8       8   8       8               8       8           8       8   8   8
8aaaaaaa8   8   a   8aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa8   a   8aaaaaaaaaaa8   aaaa8   8   8
8           8   8   8                   8               8   8       8   8
8   aaaaaaaa8   8   8   aaaaaaaaaaaaa   8aaaaaaaaaaaa   8   8   aaaa8aaa8
8   8           8   8   8       8   8   8           8   8   8   8       8
8   8   aaaaaaaa8   8   8   a   8   8   8   aaaaa   8   8aaa8   8   a   8
8   8       8       8       8   8           8       8       8   8   8   8
8   8aaaa   8   aaaa8aaaa   8   8aaaaaaaaaaa8   aaaa8aaaa   8   8   8   8
8   8   8   8           8   8           8   8   8   8       8       8   8
8   8   8   8aaaaaaaa   8aaa8aaaaaaaa   8   8   8   8   aaaa8aaaaaaa8   8
8           8                           8           8                   8
8   aaaaaaaa8aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa8aaaaaaaaaaa8aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa8
                            Normand  Veilleux



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8                           8                       8               8   8
8   aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa   8   aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa8   aaaaaaaaa   8   8
8   8       8           8       8           8                   8   8   8
8   8   a   8   aaaaa   8aaaaaaa8   aaaaa   8   aaaaaaaaaaaaa   8   8   8
8   8   8   8       8   8       8   8   8                   8   8       8
8   8   8   8aaaa   8   8   a   8   8   8aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa8   8   aaaa8
8       8       8   8       8       8                   8       8       8
8   aaaa8aaaa   8   8aaaaaaa8aaaaaaa8aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa   8   aaaa8aaaa   8
8   8           8               8           8           8   8       8   8
8aaa8   aaaaa   8aaaaaaaaaaaa   8   aaaaa   8   aaaaaaaa8   8   a   8   8
8       8                       8       8   8               8   8       8
8   a   8aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa   aaaa8aaaa   8   8aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa8   8   aaaa8
8   8                   8   8       8   8                       8   8   8
8   8aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa   8aaa8   a   8aaa8aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa8   8   8
8   8       8       8   8       8       8           8           8       8
8   8   a   8   a   8   8   aaaa8aaaa   8aaaaaaaa   8   aaaaa   8aaaa   8
8       8   8   8   8   8   8       8           8       8   8   8       8
8aaaaaaa8   8   8   8   8   8   a   8aaaaaaaa   8aaaa   8   8   8   aaaa8
8       8   8   8           8   8   8       8       8   8   8   8       8
8   a   8   8   8aaaaaaaaaaa8   8   8   a   8aaaa   8aaa8   8   8aaaa   8
8   8       8                   8       8       8           8           8
8   8aaaaaaa8aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa8aaaaaaa8aaaaaaa8aaaaaaaaaaa8aaaaaaaaaaa8
                            Normand  Veilleux



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8    ,d88888'                   `Yba,,d888P'
8  ,d8888888                      ``"""""'
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ASCII Stamp Collection:  by Normand Veilleux

COUNTRY STAMPS:

     Canadian Stamps      
<\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/>    Australian Stamps
<  ___________________   >     <\/\/\/\/\/\/>
<  88888         88888   >     <            >
<  88888  _/~\_  88888   >     <   ,-_|\    >
<  88888  >   <  88888   >     <  /     \   >
<  88888  ~~|~~  88888   >     <  *_,-._/   >
<  88888         88888   >     <       v    >
<  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   >     <            >
<       43c + GST        >     



TOPICAL STAMPS:

        Fish Stamps
 <\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/>
 <                        >         Dog Stamps
 <               ,        >     <\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/>         Cat Stamps
 <   o        .:/         >     <   _,,,_        >     <\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/>
 <  o     ,,///;,   ,;/   >     <  /(. .)\    )  >     <                >
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      Horse Stamps
 <\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/>    Butterfly Stamps
 <             ,--,   >     <\/\/\/\/\/\/>       Bird Stamps
 <       _ ___/ /\|   >     <    .  .    >     <\/\/\/\/\/\/\/>
 <   ,;~( )__, )  ~   >     <   /\\//\   >     <     ___      >
 <  //  //   '==;     >     <   > () <   >     <    (o,o)     >
 <  '   \     | ^     >     <   \/()\/   >     <   <  .  >    >
 <       ^    ^       >     <            >     <  ---"-"---   >
           

                      Basketball Stamps
 Gymnastics Stamps    <\/\/\/\/\/\/\/>
 <\/\/\/\/\/\/\/>     <              >        Ski Stamps
 <   |     |    >     <    ,o__|     >     <\/\/\/\/\/\/\/>
 <   |     |    >     <  o/  vv`\    >     <              >
 <   |  o  |    >     <   \      |   >     <     ,_ o     >
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 <      |       >     <  / /     |   >     <   ' \>> |    >
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 <              >     <              >     <              >
           

                                                  Train Stamps
             Boat Stamps                  <\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/>
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   Disney Stamps
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 <  ()_()  ()_()  >     <        ___         >    <\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/>
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 <   (_)    (_)   >     < ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >    <                >
 <                >         
 

      Love Stamps
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 <  ,d888b,,d888b,  >     <\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/>
 <  I888888888888I  >     <                >
 <  `888888888888'  >     <  (*)(*)        >
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 <        YP        >     <   \ |/         >
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   Easter Stamps        Christmas Stamps
 <\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/>     <\/\/\/\/\/\/\/>
 <                >     < XMAS     '93 >
 <     ,ggg,      >     <      *       >    Stamps on Stamps
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  `Y88888b, ,d88888P'  ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,  `Y88888b, ,d88888P'
    `"Y888b,d888P"'   ,d888P"'       `"Y888b,   `"Y888b,d888P"'   Normand
        "]):(["       :(["               "]):       "]):(["       Veilleux
     ,ad88P`Y88ba,    `Y88ba,         ,ad88P'    ,ad88P`Y88ba,
   ad88888' `88888ba   `88888ba     ad88888'   ad88888' `88888ba
 ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,  `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   d88888P'   `Y88888b,
,d888P"'       `"Y888b,   `"Y888b,d888P"'   ,d888P"'       `"Y888b,
:"''    __,:,__    ``":,__    ``":"''    __,:"''    __,:,__    ``":
     ,ad88P`Y88ba,    `Y88ba,         ,ad88P'    ,ad88P`Y88ba,
   ad88888' `88888ba   `88888ba     ad88888'   ad88888' `88888ba
 ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,  `Y88888b, ,d88888P'  ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,
,d888P"'       `"Y888b,   `"Y888b,d888P"'   ,d888P"'       `"Y888b,
:(["               "]):       "]):(["       :(["               "]):
`Y88ba,         ,ad88P'    ,ad88P`Y88ba,    `Y88ba,         ,ad88P'
 `88888ba     ad88888'   ad88888' `88888ba   `88888ba     ad88888'
  `Y88888b, ,d88888P'  ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,  `Y88888b, ,d88888P'
    `"Y888b,d888P"'   ,d888P"'       `"Y888b,   `"Y888b,d888P"'
        ``":"''       :"''               ``":       ``":"''



                              __,:,__
                           ,ad88P`Y88ba,
                         ad88888' `88888ba
                       ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,
                      ,d888P"'       `"Y888b,
                   __,:(["               "]):,__
                ,ad88P`Y88ba,         ,ad88P`Y88ba,
              ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba
            ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,
           ,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,
        __,:(["               "]):(["               "]):,__
     ,ad88P`Y88ba,         ,ad88P`Y88ba,         ,ad88P`Y88ba,
   ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba
 ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,
,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,
:(["               "]):(["               "]):(["               "]):
`Y88ba,         ,ad88P`Y88ba,         ,ad88P`Y88ba,         ,ad88P'
 `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888'
  `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'
    `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'
        ``":(["               "]):(["               "]):"''
           `Y88ba,         ,ad88P'Y88ba,         ,ad88P'
            `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888'
             `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'
               `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'
                   ``":(["               "]):"''
                      `Y88ba,         ,ad88P'   Normand
                       `88888ba     ad88888'    Veilleux
                        `Y88888b, ,d88888P'
                          `"Y888b,d888P"'
                              ``":"''



        __,:,__               __,:,__               __,:,__
     ,ad88P`Y88ba,         ,ad88P`Y88ba,         ,ad88P`Y88ba,
   ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba
 ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,
,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,
:(["               ``":"''               ``":"''               "]):
`Y88ba,                                                     ,ad88P'
 `88888ba                                                 ad88888'
  `Y88888b,                                             ,d88888P'
    `"Y888b,                                           ,d888P"'
        "]):                                           :(["
     ,ad88P'                                           `Y88ba,
   ad88888'                                             `88888ba
 ,d88888P'                                               `Y88888b,
,d888P"'                                                   `"Y888b,
:(["               __,:,__               __,:,__               "]):
`Y88ba,         ,ad88P`Y88ba,         ,ad88P`Y88ba,         ,ad88P'
 `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888'
  `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'
    `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'
        ``":"''               ``":"''               ``":"''
                   Normand               Veilleux



                   __,:,__               __,:,__
                ,ad88P`Y88ba,         ,ad88P`Y88ba,
              ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba
            ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,
           ,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,
        __,:(["               ``":"''               "]):,__
     ,ad88P`Y88ba,                               ,ad88P`Y88ba,
   ad88888' `88888ba                           ad88888' `88888ba
 ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,                       ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,
,d888P"'       `"Y888b,                     ,d888P"'       `"Y888b,
:(["               ``":,__               __,:"''               "]):
`Y88ba,               `Y88ba,         ,ad88P'               ,ad88P'
 `88888ba              `88888ba     ad88888'              ad88888'
  `Y88888b,             `Y88888b, ,d88888P'             ,d88888P'
    `"Y888b,              `"Y888b,d888P"'              ,d888P"'
        "]):                  "]):(["                  :(["
     ,ad88P'               ,ad88P`Y88ba,               `Y88ba,
   ad88888'              ad88888' `88888ba              `88888ba
 ,d88888P'             ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,             `Y88888b,
,d888P"'              ,d888P"'       `"Y888b,              `"Y888b,
:(["               __,:"''               ``":,__               "]):
`Y88ba,         ,ad88P'                     `Y88ba,         ,ad88P'
 `88888ba     ad88888'                       `88888ba     ad88888'
  `Y88888b, ,d88888P'                         `Y88888b, ,d88888P'
    `"Y888b,d888P"'                             `"Y888b,d888P"'
        ``":(["               __,:,__               "]):"''
           `Y88ba,         ,ad88P`Y88ba,         ,ad88P'
  Normand   `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888'
  Veilleux   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'
               `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'
                   ``":"''               ``":"''



                         __,:,__
                      ,ad88P`Y88ba,
           __,:,__  ad88888' `88888ba  __,:,__
        ,ad88P`Y88bd88888P'   `Y88888bd88P'Y88ba,
      ad88888' `888888P"'       `"Y888888' `88888ba
    ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,       ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,
   ,d888P"'       `"Y888b,     ,d888P"'       `"Y888b,
   :(["               "]):     :(["               "]):
   `Y88ba,         ,ad88P'     `Y88ba,         ,ad88P'
    `88888ba     ad88888'       `88888ba     ad88888'
     ,Y88888b, ,d88888P,         ,Y88888b, ,d88888P,
   ad88888888b,d88888888ba     ad88888888b,d88888888ba
 ,d88888P' ``":"'' `Y88888b, ,d88888P' ``":"'' `Y88888b,
,d888P"'             `"Y888b,d888P"'             `"Y888b,
:(["       Normand       "]):(["       Veilleux      "]):
`Y88ba,               ,ad88P`Y88ba,               ,ad88P'
 `88888ba  __,:,__  ad88888' `88888ba  __,:,__  ad88888'
  `Y88888bd88P`Y88bd88888P'   `Y88888bd88P`Y88bd88888P'
    `"Y888888' `888888P"'       `"Y888888' `888888P"'
    ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,       ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,
   ,d888P"'       `"Y888b,     ,d888P"'       `"Y888b,
   :(["               "]):     :(["               "]):
   `Y88ba,         ,ad88P'     `Y88ba,         ,ad88P'
    `88888ba     ad88888'       `88888ba     ad88888'
     `Y88888b, ,d88888P,         ,Y88888b, ,d88888P'
       `"Y888b,d88888888ba     ad88888888b,d888P"'
           ``":"'' `Y88888b, ,d88888P' ``":"''
                     `"Y888b,d888P"'
                         ``":"''



,d888P"'__,:,__`"Y888b,d888P"'__,:,__`"Y888b,d888P"'__,:,__`"Y888b,
:"'' ,ad88P`Y88ba, ``":"'' ,ad88P`Y88ba, ``":"'' ,ad88P`Y88ba, ``":
   ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba
 ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,
,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,
:(["               "]):(["               "]):(["               "]):
`Y88ba,         ,ad88P`Y88ba,         ,ad88P`Y88ba,         ,ad88P'
 `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888'
  `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'
:,__`"Y888b,d888P"'__,:,__`"Y888b,d888P"'__,:,__`"Y888b,d888P"'__,:
`Y88ba, ``":"'' ,ad88P`Y88ba, ``":"'' ,ad88P`Y88ba, ``":"'' ,ad88P'
 `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888'
  `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'
    `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'
        "]):(["               "]):(["               "]):(["
     ,ad88P`Y88ba,         ,ad88P`Y88ba,         ,ad88P`Y88ba,
   ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba
 ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,
,d888P"'__,:,__`"Y888b,d888P"'__,:,__`"Y888b,d888P"'__,:,__`"Y888b,
:"'' ,ad88P`Y88ba, ``":"'' ,ad88P`Y88ba, ``":"'' ,ad88P`Y88ba, ``":
   ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba
 ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b,
,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,d888P"'       `"Y888b,
:(["    Normand    "]):(["               "]):(["    Veilleux   "]):
`Y88ba,         ,ad88P`Y88ba,         ,ad88P`Y88ba,         ,ad88P'
 `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888' `88888ba     ad88888'
  `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'   `Y88888b, ,d88888P'
:,__`"Y888b,d888P"'__,:,__`"Y888b,d888P"'__,:,__`"Y888b,d888P"'__,:
`Y88ba, ``":"'' ,ad88P`Y88ba, ``":"'' ,ad88P'Y88ba, ``":"'' ,ad88P'



To Fonts by Normand Veilleux
To Ed Wisniewski

File: mirrors/afn/artists/stone.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/stone.htm

Bob Stone Ascii Art


Bob Stone
Date: April 18, 1991
                            \]  ______o_o__o
                            ||       o o o
                            ||       o o
                            || |   o_______      o
                            || || oo  _______     o
                          /-||-||\o            o o
       ^^^^^^            |        \           o
     ^^^^^               |O O      \        oo
     ______/___/_________| .        |______o_____________/_________
   /                     |\/\/\/\/\/|                              )
 /         O   O   O                   O       O O O O           /
(  ((((((    USS STONEFISH                              )))))  /--|
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     ^^^^^^^^^^
       ^^^^^^^^^^^

File: mirrors/afn/artists/teves.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/teves.htm

Sue Teves Ascii Art


Sue Teves
Dated: January 30, 1993 through March 27, 1993
This is my first try at this art. Not much but I tried at least!

Was trying to help my son with his homework and this came up.

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           |      |      |     |      |
           |      |  C   |  I  |      |
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           |  M   |      |     |  A   |
           |      |  E   |  T  |      |
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         xx|      |  N   |  O  |      |xx
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         xx|      |  C   |  R  |      |xx
         xx|  H   |      |     |      |xx
         xx|      |  E   |  Y  |      |xx
      xxxxx|      |      |     |      |xxxxx
      xxxxx@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@xxxxx




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     \|/     x  | ^| x           x   \|/                   |    |
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^|    |
               %  % ####                       __________  |    |
               %   %  |  \                      |5th Ave.| |    |
              %   %   |                         |________| |    |
             %   %                                   |     |    |
 ____________________________________________________| ____)    |
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     ----       -----        -----       -----      -----       |
 _______________________________________________________________)


Home Sweet Home!



        !!!
        ###               My Saturday afternoon ritual.....
       *###                 THE DIRT DEVIL!!!
       /$$$
      / $$$
     /  @@@
    /   @@@
        @@@
          @@@@@@@@
         ##########
        @@@@@@@@@@@@@
        @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@


A touch of Spring!


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                    @@\\\%//////%@\\\\@
                     @@@%////////%\\\\@
                   @@\\\%////////%@@@@
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                        &&        \\   &
                         &&        \\  &&
                          &&&       \ &&&
                          &&&&     \ &&&&
                           &&&&&   \ &&&&&
                            &&&&&  \ &&&&&
                             &&&&  \  &&&&
                              &&&  \ &&&&
                               &&& \ &&&
                                && \ &&
                                 & \ &



Here is my favorite past time!
____________________________________________________________________
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  WRD|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|WRD|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|WRD|
     |DBL|   |   |   |TRP|   |   |   |TRP|   |   |   |DBL|   |
 ____|WRD|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|WRD|___|
     |   |DBL|   |   |   |DBL|   |DBL|   |   |   |DBL|   |   |
 ____|___|WRD|___|___|___|LTR|___|LTR|___|___|___|WRD|___|___|
  DBL|   |   |DBL|   |   |   |DBL|   |   |   |DBL|   |   |DBL|
  LTR|___|___|WRD|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|WRD|___|___|LTR|
     |   |   |   |DBL|   |   |   |   |   |DBL|   |   |   |   |
 ____|___|___|___|WRD|___|___|___|___|___|WRD|___|___|___|___|
     |TRP|   |   |   |TRP|   |   |   |TRP|   |   |   |TRP|   |
 ____|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|
     |   |DBL|   |   |   |DBL|   |DBL|   |   |   |DBL|   |   |
 ____|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|
  TRP|   |   |DBL|   |   |   |***|   |   |   |DBL|   |   |TRP|
  WRD|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|***|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|WRD|
     |   |DBL|   |   |   |DBL|   |DBL|   |   |   |DBL|   |   |
 ____|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|
     |TRP|   |   |   |TRP|   |   |   |TRP|   |   |   |TRP|   |
 ____|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|
     |   |   |   |DBL|   |   |   |   |   |DBL|   |   |   |   |
 ____|___|___|___|WRD|___|___|___|___|___|WRD|___|___|___|___|
  DBL|   |   |DBL|   |   |   |DBL|   |   |   |DBL|   |   |DBL|
  LTR|___|___|WRD|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|WRD|___|___|LTR|
     |   |DBL|   |   |   |DBL|   |DBL|   |   |   |DBL|   |   |
 ____|___|WRD|___|___|___|LTR|___|LTR|___|___|___|WRD|___|___|
     |DBL|   |   |   |TRP|   |   |   |TRP|   |   |   |DBL|   |
 ____|WRD|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|WRD|___|
  TRP|   |   |DBL|   |   |   |TRP|   |   |   |DBL|   |   |TRP|
  WRD|___|___|LTR|___|___|___|WRS|___|___|___|LTR|___|___|WRD|


Its Scrabble, America's good time game!!!

File: mirrors/afn/artists/lindgren.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/lindgren.htm

Marilee Lindgren Ascii Art


Marilee Lindgren
Dated: May 23, 1991 through July 26, 1991
 
Well, I've been lurking here for several weeks now. I've
tried several pictures, but nothing turns out. I was fooling around
last night listening to the North Stars game on the radio, (no
access to cable TV) while my husband was at the game, (gr-r-r) and
came up with this knock-kneed cheerleader. Well, gee! It's my first
one....
         \\\\        ////
           \\        //                        @@@
            \\      //                        @(*)@
             \\    //                  * *   @(o o)@   * *
              \\  //                   * *    |\0/|    * *
               \\//                      \@\ /@ * @\ /@/
                \\                         \@/ ( ) \@/
     ||\ **    //\\    ||\ **                 /***\        /\
     || \||   //  \\   || \||                /*****\      /  \
             //    \\                         || ||      / GO \
            //      \\                       //   \\    /STARS!\
   ________//   __   \\________              UU   UU   /-------->
  (_______//   (__)   \\_______)   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~~~~~~~~~
                                      ~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~/~~~~  ~~~~
                GO                            WIN THE
              STARS!!                       STANLEY CUP!!

Hope this brings them luck...they didn't play very well last night!


Follow-up

All:
     >>great dinosaur!                   @@@
                                        @(*)@
     >>Carmen Miranda!                 @(o o)@
                                        |\0/|
                                        * ~ *
 If you guys are going to tease me, I'm going back into my lurk mode.
I can't take it!!!  tee hee
                                            ==Marilee==
                                              ~~~~~~~
--I think I read somewhere that Carmen Miranda was a cheerleader for
the Dallas Cowboys before she made it big.... Well, you're more
complimentary than my 17 y/o son...he thought she was a tree! 


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                |8 ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*VVV*XX| 8|
                |88 ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*V*XX| ~~|
                | 88 ** &&///() WW @@ |XX*XX| 888|
                |+ 88 ** &&///() WW @@ |XXX| ~~~~|
                | + 88 ** &&/     WW @@ |X| 88888|
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                | SS                )))))))))))))|
                )))))              )))))))))))))))
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         ||||||||||||||| The Calico Cat ||||||||||||||||
         \\\\\\\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\@@@@@\\\\\\\\\\\
         ///////////////////@@@@@@@@////////////////////


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    _______________________________________________________________

What can I say?.....It's a house. 

File: mirrors/afn/artists/atkinson.txt
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John Atkinson Ascii Art


John Atkinson
Circa: May, 1994
 Dody originally posted this:

             /   :          /   :          /   :          /   :
            /    :         /    :         /    :         /    :
        (~~~     )     (~~~     )     (~~~     )     (~~~     )
         ~~~~~~~~       ~~~~~~~~       ~~~~~~~~       ~~~~~~~~
          STOMP          STOMP          STOMP          STOMP

                ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== =====
                        and then the challenge:
    Let's take the STOMPIN' feet and see what we can come up with!
                ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== =====


John Atkinson followed with:

        Gee, I think I could come out of my shell for long enough to give this one a try...  

                       ____,------------------,______
                   ___/    \            /            \_____
                __/         \__________/              \___ \___
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              /  :__________________________/  :___________________/
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        (~~~     )     (~~~     )     (~~~     )     (~~~     )
         ~~~~~~~~       ~~~~~~~~       ~~~~~~~~       ~~~~~~~~
          STOMP          STOMP          STOMP          STOMP

                ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== =====

Katie Hoeppner followed with:


           /~~~~~~~~\                            _
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        (~~~     )(~~~     )     (~~~     )(~~~     )
         ~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~       ~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~
          STOMP     STOMP          STOMP     STOMP

                ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== =====

Pooh-bah Suckow followed with:

        My Critter:

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      {______/                                                   |()
            |                                                    |((
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              \    ____\______    /____________________\____    /  ((
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             /   /          /   /          /   /          /   /    ),(
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            /    :         /    :         /    :         /    :
        (~~~     )     (~~~     )     (~~~     )     (~~~     )
         ~~~~~~~~       ~~~~~~~~       ~~~~~~~~       ~~~~~~~~
          STOMP          STOMP          STOMP          STOMP

                ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== =====

Sue Bell followed with:

You said "ascii'ng from the feet ^UP^ .  How about ^IN BETWEEN^ :)




  /\/\             /\/\           /\/\           /\/\           /\/\
 |    |        :  |    |      :  |    |      :  |    |      :  |    |
 |    |        :  |    |      :  |    |      :  |    |      :  |    |
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   ||  //    /    : ||  //  /    : ||  //  /    : ||  //  /    : ||  //
 \\ || // (~~~     ) || /(~~~     ) || /(~~~     ) || /(~~~     ) || //
 \\||//   ~~~~~~~~  ||// ~~~~~~~~  ||// ~~~~~~~~  ||// ~~~~~~~~  ||//
  \||/     STOMP    ||/   STOMP    ||/   STOMP    ||/   STOMP    ||/


                        "STOMPING THRU THE TULIPS"

                ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== =====

File: mirrors/afn/artists/whizzie.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/whizzie.htm

Whizzie Ascii Pictures


Whizzie
Dated: August 23, 1992 through September 21, 1992


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                                ____
                                I   I_____
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                                -----

                           HERE COME THE JUDGE ....




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                               A CERTAIN COMMERCIAL BUNNY ....



    Was toolin' around, came up with these ...


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       I_____________________________________________I



        City Garden: A Window Box



    Well ... I know it's not June ... but still ...



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                              Wedding Cake


      (I think it's chocolate inside)  ;>

File: mirrors/afn/artists/edgar.txt
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Mel Edgar Ascii Art


Mel Edgar
Date: March 6, 1993
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Hmmm.  Oh well, that's as good as I can do.    MM.

File: mirrors/afn/artists/peanut.txt
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Ascii Art by Peanut




Peanut
Dated: November 15, 1992 through April 3, 1994
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              I R I S H    B L E S S I N G
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             May the road rise to meet you
             May the wind be always at your back
             May the sun shine warm upon your face
             May a rainbow follow each rain
             May the hand of a friend be always near
             May God fill your heart with gladness and
               hold you in the palm of his hand


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Here's my addition for Easter, and I'd like to wish everyone a very happy
Easter.


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  My rendition of the mystical unicorn.

  Story tells only virgins can see them!


  Just a little dwarf come to visit.


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I call her "Minnie", but my grandson
calls it "Chuck E Cheese".  His favorite place to go!

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 /_________________/         Maybe we outta outlaw primetime (GG)

File: mirrors/afn/artists/ramey.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/ramey.htm

Billy Ramey Ascii Art




Billy Ramey
Dated: May 16, 1992 through May 21, 1992
 Ok, this is my first attempt at ascii art, so no snickering.
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      This is called "Towering Inferno."

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File: mirrors/afn/artists/pusey.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/pusey.htm

M. Pusey Ascii Art


M. Pusey
Dated: October 3, 1992 through October 12, 1992
 Here is my oldest (11 years old) daughters first effort,
 which she has asked me to upload.


From Naomi;



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And tell them that I'm a beginer. The titel is " The Witch"
 It was meant to be a litel bit closer together,though.




Naomi here: They seem to like my pictures,so here comes another!


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Title: A Hungry Woman Who Smells Chicken

File: mirrors/afn/artists/carlile.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/carlile.htm

Michael Carlile Ascii Art


Michael Carlile
Dated: March 30, 1991

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File: mirrors/afn/artists/karlsson.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/karlsson.htm

Ascii Art by Veronica Karlsson


Veronica Karlsson
Dated: from October 6, 1996 through....
 
For no reason at all except that I made it:

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:)


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my interpretation of an aardvark (don't ask why!)



Phillip Gong wrote:
> 
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EEEEEEEEK! What happened to the poor little animal!?!?!
Here is my attempt at cleaning it up a little:

                                                                  
                                                                  
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veronica
(  e93-vkn@sm.luth.se   http://jota.sm.luth.se:80/~e93-vkn  )

File: mirrors/afn/artists/keech.txt
https://web.archive.org/web/20021019230637/http://www.geocities.com/soho/2695/keech.htm

RikRok Keech

Dated: April 27, 1993 through September 28, 1993

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Egyptian Vulture, Family Accipitridae, Neophron percnopterus.
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 the 1st appeared in Ireland, where now its a nat'l symbol.

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                  Part Rhino-Part Horse


          The shy denizen of the Tropical Rain Forrest


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From the Rikrok Z O O --Z o o r a s s i c P a r k ------------------

      ______
      vvvvvv              Z O O R A S S I C  P A R K  M E A L !
      |\/\/|
      |\/\/|
     /\/\/\/\                          m-m-m-m-m !!!!
     |/\/\/\/|
    /         \
   |           |               _______________
   |   C       |              /\ =^m^=   F    \
   |`O O G I E |           __/__ \        R     \
   |   L       |      _____\___-- -\ O O G I E.....
   |   A  =^m^=|    __\_____\----- - \      E       \
   |           |    \______________   /______S_______/
   `-=-=-=-=-=-'                   \/______________/


                    ,-----------,
                  ,'              ',
                   `--------------`
                   /%/%/%/%/%/%/%/%\   `OOGIE BURGER
                   \%/%/%/%/%/%/%/%/
                   ,---------------,    (EVERYTHING ON IT
                  ',_______________,'     but no Cat'sup!)



  From the RIKROK Z O O          A Cool Bath                     OOO
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 FROM THE RIKROK Z O O         DOMESTIC CAT
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From the RikRok Z o o---------------------------------------------
                                  /\___/\
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   A Razorback Hog ! ( in full stride....)


From the Rikrok Z o o       A large member of our rodent family


    P A C A
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          \|/          \|/


                              { His name is Sir Walter }


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                                   It won"t be long before Christmas


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FROM THE RIKROK Z O O          TOUCAN SAM --------------------------


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From the Rikrok Z o o     ------------------------------------------

                          a young Zebra playing!

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FROM THE RIKROK Z O O         GOBLIN

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                              Kitty,Kitty...look this way !

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        from the Rikrok Z O O       Hyena couple a night


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File: mirrors/afn/artists/kiser.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/kiser.htm

David Kiser Ascii Art


David Kiser
Dated: November 18, 1992 through November 23, 1992
  I wanted to contribute a warm Christmas scene, but I'm not happy with the
flames.  I'm posting what I have and inviting others, novices like me as well
as the -artistes- here, to change, add, whatever.



    ____________________________________________________________
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          I     ## I      `                   I  ##     I
          I      ##I                     +    I ##      I
          I       !~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!       I
          I_______!_____________________________!_______I



       Abbey Birk followed with:

 ___________________________________________________________________
 |__|   ________________________________________________/o\___   ||_|
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 |__|  |___|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|__/ /,,,\||  ||_|
 |_||__||____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|\/,,,,,\|__|__|
 |____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|___\,,,,,,\___|_|
 |_|____|__I                                            \,,,,( )|___|
 |____|____I                                             \,,,,\/__|_|
 |_|____|__I                                             /,,,,/_|___|
 |____|____I                                            /,,,,/____|_|
 |_|____|__I                                           ( \,,/___|___|
 |____|____I              /\                            \_)/_|____|_|
 |_|____|__I            //##\\  /\                       I_|____|___|
 |____|____I           //####\\//#\\                     I___|____|_|
 |_|____|__I          //@@@@@@@@@@@\\//\\                I_|____|___|
 |____|____I         /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\\               I___|____|_|
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 |____|____I       !~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!       I___|____|_|
 |_|____|__I_______!_____________________________!_______I_|____|___|
           /                                             \
          /_______________________________________________\


    Susie Oviatt followed with:

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                      .,;*;;@@@@@a@@@@@;;;;,.
                     ;;;;;;;;;a@@^@@a;;;*;;;;;
                    ;;;;*;;;a@@@   @@@a;;;;*;;;
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                   ;;;;;;@@;;@@   `@  `@;;;*;;;;
                    ;;;*;;@;;;;@;;;;;*;;;;;;;;;
                     `;;;;;;*;;;;;;;;;;;*;;;;'
 _________________________`;;;;;;;;*;;;;;;;'________________________
 |__|   ________________________________________________/o\___   ||_|
 |_||  ||____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|_/ /,\__|  |__|
 |__|  |___|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|__/ /,,,\||  ||_|
 |_||__||____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|\/,,,,,\|__|__|
 |____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|___\,,,,,,\___|_|
 |_|____|__I                 /%%%%%%%%%%%\              \,,,,( )|___|
 |____|____I                .%%%%%( )%%%%%.              \,,,,\/__|_|
 |_|____|__I                @@%%%%0%0%%%%@@              /,,,,/_|___|
 |____|____I                `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@'            /,,,,/____|_|
 |_|____|__I                  \\\\\\\\\\\\\)           ( \,,/___|___|
 |____|____I                    `\\\\\\\\\\)            \_)/_|____|_|
 |_|____|__I                   A   `\\\\\\\'             I_|____|___|
 |____|____I                  AAA     `\\\'     A.       I___|____|_|
 |_|____|__I              .A  `AAA       *      AAA.     I_|____|___|
 |____|____I             AAA  AA;AA             `AAA.    I___|____|_|
 |_|____|__I        ,-.A;;A'-A;;;;;A-----A-----,A;;;A    I_|____|___|
 |____|____I        I.;;;;;  ;;;;;;;   AAA     I;;;A'    I___|____|_|
 |_|____|__I        I;;;;;; ;;;;;;;   A;;;A    I;;;;     I_|____|___|
 |____|____I       !~;;;;;;~~~~~~~~~~~;;;;;;~~~~~!;'     I___|____|_|
 |_|____|__I_______!  ::::;;           ;;;;;;    !_______I_|____|___|
          /       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~       \
         /_______________________________________________\



     Ed Wisniewski followed with:

                ____________________________________
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 |~~|  _________________________________________________/o\___   |~~|
 |_||  ||____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|_/ /,\__|  ||_|
 |__|  |___|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|____|__/ /,,,\||  ||_|
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Buff Phoon Ascii Art


BUFF PHOON
Date: September 10, 1994
 And so I enter this world of "art" with this attempt.


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                                  Buff Phoon the Clown

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Darla Kuby Ascii Art



Darla Kuby
Dated: Oct. 20, 1991 through November 13, 1991
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Mike Sussman Ascii Art


Mike Sussman (Phoenix Jr.)
Dated: April 13, 1992 through November 8, 1992
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                    _____________________
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              /________________________________/____________\
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   \/\.\/\...\/.\.\./\.\/.\\.\\/.\.\./\.\/.\\.\./\.\/    /\/.\.
   \/\.\.\.\.\/\.\/.\.\. \_/Phoenix Jr .\\.\/.\\.. /    /.\/.\.



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                                          \_/PHOENIX Jr.




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                         * *         @ @
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                         /            \ \
  oo                    /              \ \    0 0
               o O     |     R.I.P.     | |
                       |    Phoenix     | |
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                       |   Phoenix Jr.  | |
        ^ ^            |                | |      X X
                       |                | |
                       |                | |
  /.\/.\\/.\/\.\.\/.\/\//\/\/\.\/.\/.\.\////.\/\./\.\/
                              Phoenix Jr.
                              age 1O

      _________________________________________________________
     |                                                         |
     |                                                         |
     |    ,_________        ___            ,--,       ___      |
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     |                       | |     /______\                  |
     |                       |_|                               |
     |                                                         |
     |_________________________________________________________|



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                   HALLOWEEN HAVOC


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                          Kid Phoenix

File: mirrors/afn/artists/goff.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/goff.htm

Ascii Art by Ron Goff


Ron Goff
Dated: November 18, 1996

Dilbert Art



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   \_/___/   \_/ 

My first attempt at dilbert ascii art.

Ron Goff
lurkerz@ime.net
http://www.ime.net/~lurkerz/

File: mirrors/afn/artists/pearl.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/pearl.htm

Glo Pearl Ascii Art




Glo Pearl
Dated: March 10, 1993 through April 29, 1994
 I'll try my hand at a portrait of my dog, Foster:

           ____
         / |   |\
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   |||||||\                                    )
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Hi all!  Thought I'd try an elephant.  What do you think?



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P.S.  Here's a teddy to go with your tiger:

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                /     \   /   \   /     \
               |       |/       \|       |
                \_____/           \_____/



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       \\___________n_   ___
      /     __________| |___)   BANG!!!!
    /     /=/
  /_____/



This one is a troll bearing gifts and his friend the mouse.


                               ||
                              ||||
                             ||||||
                            ||||||||
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                          ||||||||||||
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                       ||,"""""""""""",||
                      |""  (@)    (@)  ""|
                      |..     (oo)     ..|
                         ", '\____/` ,"
                          ,"--------",
                        ,"            ",
                      ,"                ",
                    ,"   ,"""""""""""",   ",
                     ",  |============|  ,"
                       ","------------","
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                          |     o     |
                          |           |        )
                          |    |-|    |       (
                          |    | |    |     ()-()
                          |ooooO Ooooo|    _(o o)_
                                            /\o/\


Drat!  My mouse got messed up.  I'll just have to try again.

        )
       (
     ()-()
    _(o o)_
     /\o/\


Hi Everyone!  This is my attempt at Mickey Mouse.


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                    @@@@@@@@@@@@@  \@@@//  "         :
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                       @@@@   /\                  /
            $$$$$$$$$$$$ @@@    \\______________/|
          $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$@@     \ __         / /
        $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$@\,     \  \---\,/ /
        $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$   ~",    \_____/ /
         $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$       ",,,,,,,,,/
          $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
            $$$$$$$$$$$

Here's your limp ascii noodle:
             __
           /  /
           \  \
             \  \
             /  /
           /  /
           \__\

These are some little drawings until I can find some more inspiration.
      _____
     ( o o )
      \_^_/    ///
      /   \___///   This guy started out as a bear, but looked so
     |  \\\== //    much like a bird that I finished him that way.
      \______/
         ||
        /\/\

    0--0^^^^^^^^^^^^\________   This guy started out as a frog...
    \__/||-------||---------~
        ``       ``


                            /~\
                          /|o o|\
                         |<>\_/<>|
                          \<>|<>/
                           \ ^ /
                            | |
                            | |
                            | |     ___     \/
                             \ \___/ _ \    ||
                      ,--------\____/-\ |----\\---,
                      <-- - (o)-- - - | | --- - -->
                      >  - --  -  --  | |  --  -- <
                      "----------------\ \--------"
                                        | |
                                       / /
                                       \/

This one is supposed to be a beaver...

                                  ,---.
                                ,"XXXXX",
                                "XXXXXXX"
                        ()---() ".XXXXX,"
                        | o o |---`---'
                        (  ^  )       |
                         `U"U'| |--| |'
                             /_/  /_/


Here's a picture of my old cat, Harry:


             ::                                   ::
             :::                                 :::
             ::::                               ::::
             ::::::                           ::::::
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            :::::::::::: '' :::@@@@@@@::: ''  ::::::::
            ::::::::::::::::::@@@@@@@@@:::::::::::::::
            ::::::::::::::@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@:::::::::
            ::::::::::::@@@@@@@@@|@@@@@|@@@@@::::::::
            :::::::::::@@@@@@@@@@#######@@@@@::::::::
            :::::::::::@@@@@@@@@@\##|##/@@@@@@@::::::
             :::::::::::@@@@@@@@@@@@|@@@@@@@@@@::::::
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               :::::::::@@@@@@@@@@/   \@@@@@@@@::::
                ::::::::@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@::
                 ::::::::@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@:
                     :::::::@@@@@@@@@@@@@:::::
                        ::::::@@@@@@@:::::::


Would you like to see what my present cat looks like:

             ::                                   ::
             :::                                 :::
             ::::                               ::::
             ::!!::                           ::!!::
             ::!!!::                         ::!!!::
             ::!!!!!::                     ::!!!!!::
             ::!!!!!!!::                 ::!!!!!!!::
             ::!!!!!!!!!::             ::!!!!!!!!!::
             :::::::::::::!!!!!!!!!!!!!:::::::::::::
             ::::::::::::::!!!!!!!!!!!::::::::::::::
             :::::::::::::::!!!!!!!!!:::::::::::::::
             ::::::::::::::::!!!!!!!::::::::::::::::
             :::::::::::::::::!!!!!:::::::::::::::::
             ::::::::::::::::::!!!::::::::::::::::::
            ::::::::::::::::::::!:::::::::::::::::::::
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            ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
            :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
            :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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            :::::::::::::::::::::\!!|!!/:::::::::::::
             :::::::::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::
              :::::::::::::::::::::/:\::::::::::::::
               :::::::::::::::::::/:::\::::::::::::
                :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
                 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
                     :::::::::::::::::::::::::
                        ::::::::::::::::::::

This one's name is Billy.


Here is a butterfly for everyone to enjoy:

    _                                            _
   ( " ,                                          , " )
    )   *" ,           o          o           , "*   (
   (         " ,         \      /         , "         )
    )*  < >   *  " ,       \  /       , "  *   < >  *(
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   (                     / \()/ \                     )
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   (                       ,(),                       )
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   (               , "      ()      " ,               )
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   ( < >   , "                              " ,   < > )
    )  , "                                      " ,  (
   (  )                                            (  )
   ( )                                              ( )
   ()                                                ()

Here's an Easter Egg for you!

                            @@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                           /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
                          <><><><><><><><><>
                         ********************
                        ()()()()()()()()()()()
                       %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
                      ++++++++++++++++++++++++++
                      ++++++++++++++++++++++++++
                      %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
                       ()()()()()()()()()()()()
                        **********************
                           @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@


This is my attempt at a flower



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                   :::      :::::::
                    :::     ::::::
                     ::::   :::::
                      ::::  ::::
                       :::: :::
                        :::::::
                         ::::::
                          :::::
                           ::::
                            :::


Not my best, but I hope you get the idea....
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                  / / \ / \
                 | | \ | / |
              ____\ \ \|/ /
             /,;, \_\_\_/_________
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How about a dazzling dragonfly!

                               I--I
         ......................O::O......................
        ` .             ----- |    | -----             . '
            ` .  .............`|==|'............  . '
        :````````       ----- .|==|. -----      ''''''''':
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                `````          |==|          `````
                               |==|
                               |==|
                               |==|
                               |==|
                               `--'

Here's an ant for you.

        \\
       __||_    _____    _____
      /@    \__/     \__/     \
     |       __       __       |
      \/____/  \_/_/_/\ \_/_/_/\
                | | | |  | | | |
                | | | |  | | | |
                | |      | |



This is supposed to be a Ferengi.  For those who don't watch
Star Trek, its an alien with big ears! 


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                    :::::::::::::::::::::::*****&#&
                    ::::::::::::::::::::::::*****&
                    :::::::::::::::::::::::::*****


I was dared to do a picture of a beer, so here it is:

                                         ____
                                        (____)
                                        | BUD|
                                        |LIGH|
                                        |----|
                 .. :. ..:. ..          |   ;|
               .:::::::::::::::.       /    ; \
               :``;'`'`;'''``;':     /   ;      \
                : ` .    .   `:     |~~~~~~~~~~~~|
                 : ;   .  ;  :      |     BUD    |
                  :; .  ; ; :       |  ; LIGHT   |
                   :   .;  :        |  ;         |
                   : .   . :        |            |
                    : .;. :         |~~~~~~~~~~~~|
                    :  .  :         |         ;  |
                     :. .:          |         ;  |
                      : :           |            |
                 :::::::::::::      (____________)


Okay guys, I call this "Fergus, the Mushroom Guy":


                               ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
                           ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
                        ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
                    &&;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
                  &&&;;;;;;;;;;;;;;&&;;;;;;&&;;;;;
                &&&;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;&&&&;;;;&&&;;;;;;
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   \\\\\\\\\\\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::://///////////
   \\\\\\\\\\\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::://////////////
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             :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::://///////
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        ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
     ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
  :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::


    _   _        _   _
 (\_( )_( )______( )_( )_/)
 \________ ____ ________/
        _/      \_
       || @    @ ||
       ||   __   ||\
       | \  \/  / |  \________________________
       ||| \/\/ |||                            )
            \                                 |
             \                                |
               \                             /
                |   ____________------\     |
                |  | |                ||    /
                |  | |                ||  |
                |  | |                ||  |
                |  | |                ||  |
               (__/_/                ((__/

A Moose Dog!

This is my version of Mother Goose:

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This is my kitty in the window:

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  :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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A Happy Mother's Day to all the Moms out there!


          ..................              ..................
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       ,:::::::::::::::::::::::        :::::::::::::::::::::::,
      ,:::::::::::::::::::::::::      :::::::::::::::::::::::::,
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    ,:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::  :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,
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      ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
       :::::::::::::M:::M:OOOO:TTTTT:H::H:EEEE:RRRR:SSSS:::::::
        ::::::::::::M:M:M:O::O:::T:::HHHH:EEE::RRRR::SS::::::
         :::::::::::M:::M:OOOO:::T:::H::H:EEEE:R:R:SSSS:::::
          :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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                                                  ____
           ____________________        __________/    \__________
          /_____________   ____)      |__________      __________|
           '-------------\ \\         /   /      \____/
                    _______\ \\_____/   /_
                    \_____________________}


a Vermont Moo Cow:
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       :::   :::                             ::: :
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       `::`    &&&\                          `::`
        &&&\                                  &&&\


This is Petunia the pig.



                           .................
                       :::::::::::::::::::::::::
                   :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
           .....//===::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
         :::::::|| //::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
       ::::(())::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\
     ..::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: <
     ::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::  >
        `:::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
           ````''' :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
                    ::::::   ```::::::::::'''   ::::::
                    ::::::       ````''''       ::::::


Inchworm, inchworm, measuring the marigolds....
                  __
               __(__)__
     __     __(__)mm(__)__
    /o \ __(__)mm    mm(__)__  __    \ /
    \/_/(__)mm          mm(__)(__)    \\
 --------mm----------------mm--mm------\ \----------,
  --  ___ ------ __ ---   ____  ----- _____ -- __ - \
  __ --   __ -- _____ --- __  ----  ___  ---- __ -- /
 ---------------/ /---------------\  \--------------`
                \ \                 \ \
                 //\                 //
                 \                  \\
                                     /

                          \__ ,----.__/
                            ," \\// ",
                         \__"   ||   "__/
                            "   ||   "
                         \__`. o||o ,'__/
                              `----'


                  /^----^\
                  | 0  0 |
    Whoo!!        |  \/  |
                  /       \
      Whoo!!     |     |;;;|
                 |     |;;;|          \   \
                 |      \;;|           \\//
                  \       \|           / /
 ------------------(((--(((------------\ \----------,
  --  ___  ----  __ ---   ____   ---- _____ -- __ - \
  __ --   __ -- _____ --- __  ----  ___  ---- __ -- /
 ---------------/ /---------------\  \--------------`
                \ \               / /
                 //\             //
                 \               \\
                                 /


if pigs had wings....

                                     /====================)
                               /====/=================)
                              /====/===============)
                             /====/==========)
                       ::::::::::/========):::::
                   :::::::::::::/======)::::::::::::
           .....//===::::::::::/====)::::::::::::::::::
         :::::::|| //:::::::::/==):::::::::::::::::::::::
       ::::(())::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\
     ..::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: <
     ::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::  >
        `:::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
           ````''' :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
                    ::::::   ```::::::::::'''   ::::::
                    ::::::       ````''''       ::::::



                    ,;;;;;;,
                  ,;;;;;;;;;;,
                (;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
               ,;;;;;;;@;;;;;;;;;,
             ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;);;;;;;;,
           ,;&;;;;;/|;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;,
            `;;;;/  |;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
              ``'   |;'  ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
                        ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
                       ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
                  .....:::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
                (((''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
                        `;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
                          `;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
                            `;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
                              `;;;;;;;;';;;;;;;;;;;;,
                                `;;;;;';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
                                  `;;';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
                                     ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
                                    ,;;;;;;;;;;;; `;;;;;;;;;;;,
                                    ;;;;;;;;;;;;;,  `;;;;;;;;;;,
                                     `;;;;;;;;;;;,     `;;;;;;;;,
                                        `;;;;;;;,        `;;;;;;;,
                                          `;;;;;,          `;;;;;;,
                                            `;;;,           `;;;;;;,
                                            ,;;'              `;;;;;
                                           ,;;                  `;;;
                                          (((                     `;


This is supposed to be a T-rex, hope it comes close.


a Stego! 

   _________
  (     @   ',=
  _\          ',=               /\ /\ /\ ___
  \.....        ',=        /\ /    \ /   \  |____
        ',        ',=   /\/  \\     /\   /  /    |
         ',         ',=,\/\../.\../...\./  /     |------
           ',                           '''',,__/      |
             ',                               '' __   /
              ;                                 '   ' ',,
              ;                                  '        ',
               ',                                '     ,,'\
                 ;     ;                 ,,,       '---'    \
                 ;     ;               ,'           ',-- , /
                 ;    ; ',           ,'               ',    ' ' ,
                 ',    ', ',         ;                  ',       '
                   ',    ,  ',        ;             ,'   ',    '
                     ((((     ',,     ;           ,'        '; '
                                 '',, ;         ,'            ',---\
                                      ;       ,'                ',__/
                                     ;      ,;'',,,               ',
                                    ;      ; ;    ;'',,,
                                     ;    ;  ;    ;     '',,
                                     ;    ;  ;    ;         '',,
                                     ;    ;  ;   ,'             '',,
                                     ;   ,' (((__\
                                    (((__\



Here's my version of an Ankylsaurus:



                          ,;;;;;;;;;,,
                       /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
                     /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,
          ,,,,,;;;;;;;;,' ';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,
 /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;     ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;';;;;;;;;
 \,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,  ;     ;;;;;;;' ,,,,,';;;;;;;;;
                    '';     ;    ;  ,'@    '       ;
                      ;    ;,,   ;  ,;     ;        ;
                      ;   ;   ''''';,',,,'''';;,    ;
                      ;   ;        ; '; ;       ',  ;
                      ;   ;        ;  ;  ;       ;  ;
                      ;   ;        ;  ;)))       ;  ;
                      ((((         )))           ;  ;
                                                 )))

   Its fair to say `Oogie and Squeek get along....

   Look....they're napping after watching "Milo and Otis".




     /\\
   //  \\
 //      \\    __ --_____----_/\  /\        )
           \\ /   \     ____ _ -   -__ _    )
             (     |    - ----   U - ---  (- -)
              \                 -o-        \o/
                \  __ (--______ ____       \../
               /____))) -____)))--)))

             ( oogie by Rikrok.....Squeek from Glo )



Here's the punch, who's got the champagne??

                            //\\
                           //
       (\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/-\_/)
      (                         )
       (                       )       c\----/     c\----/
        (                     )          \__/        \__/
         (                   )   c\----/  c\----/
          (                 )      \__/     \__/    c\----/
           (_______________)                          \__/


Who has a corkscrew??

             ((()))
            (((())))
             |    |
             |    |
             |    |
             |    |
             |    |
            /      \
          /          \
         |            |
         |------------|
         |            |          ______
         |  DOM PERIGN|         |      |
         |            |         |------|
         |            |         | .  . |
         |   CHAMPAGNE|         |  .   |
         |            |         | .  . |
         |            |          \ .  /
         |            |           \  /
         |------------|            ||
         |            |            ||
         |____________|       _____||_____


This is supposed to be my daughter Jessie, but I couldn't get
the mouth right.  Since its all I've come up with so far, 
I figured I'd post it anyway.
                         ..................
                       :::::::::::::::::: :::
                     ::::::::::::::::::: ::::::
            ....(())::::::::::::: ......:::::::::
           :::::(()):::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::
           :::::   :::::::::/\::/\:::::::::::::::::::
           ::::::  :::::::::  ::  :::::::::::::::::::::
           ::::::  ::::::::   ::   ::::::::::::::::::::::
           ::::::  :::::::    ::   :::::::::::::::::::::::
           ::::::  ::::::,,, ::  ***::::::::::::::::::::::::
           ::::::: : ',(*),'\    < (*),'  `:::::::::::::::::::
            ::::::::   ---- ;     ----'     ::::::::::::::::::::
              ::::::,      ;                 :::::::::::::::::::
               ::::::,     `......;\          ::::::::::::::::::
                ::::::    /          \         ::::::::::::::::::
           `,,,,::::::,  \~~~~~~~~~~~~/        ::::::::::::::::::
               ::::::::,  ~~-------~~~  ;      :::::::::::::::::::
               :::::::::.               ;     :::::::::::::::::::::...'
         ...;;;:::::::::::..              .;::::::::::::::::::::::
                :::::::::::::............;:::::::::::::::::::::::::


                                               _______________
        //\\               \\                 {_         _____}
      ////\\\\             \\\ o-               {      __}
    (((((())))))         -====//                 {____}
      \\\\////             ///
        \\//              //
                           ________________________
        ________________  /                        \                _________
       /                \/                          \______________/
 ______/                  \                           \            /
               ......::::::::::.........
            ..::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.....::::::::.....    /\
        ..:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::    //\\
        :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.  ///\\\
         `::::::::/\:::::::::````:::::::::::::::`````::::```    ||
                 //\\
                ///\\\
                  ||






                             ,'''''''''',
            .......        ,'            ',
           ;       ',,,,,,'                ',
          ;                    ;             ;
           \  @   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,;             ;
            ||''''             ;             ;
           ||                   ;           ;
          ||                     ;  ,,,,   ;
                                 ; ;    ', ;
 \*/      \*/                    ;;      ;;
 | \/ |/  |  \|/             ,,,;;    ,,,;;

A curious Kiwi



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      ,;,,                    ,;'     ;
   ,,;    ';,  ,,,,,,,,,,,  ,;;;    ,;
  ;;;      ;;''           '';;;    ;;
  ';'',    ;  ''',    ,'''   ', ,;'
       ';;'  ,(@) ___  (@),    ;
        ;     ' '/, ,\'  '      ;
       ;     /\__\___/__/\      ;
       `;         \_/          ;
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      ; ',;,,              ,,',';
     ;    ', ',,,,,,,,,,,,' ,'   ;
     ;      ',,,,,,,),,,,,,'     ;
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     ; ;                 ;     ; ;
     ;  ;               ;      ; ;
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         ; ;  ;         ;    ;
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         ;   ;     ;   ;  ;   ;
         |\/|;     ;   ;   ;  ;
         \|/ ;    ;    ;  ;|\/|
             ;   ;     ;\/|\|/
            ;   ;      \|/
            |\/|
            \|/

Charlotte the Pig


Hi Everyone!  Winter is coming!

                              ,----.
                          (============)
                            "  o   o "
                            "    o   "
                            `.   __()'
                    \|      ,.`----'.,      \|
                     \    ,"          ",    /
                      \__"       o      "__/
                         "       o      "
                          `.     o    ,'
                           ,'--------',
                          "            ",
                        "                "
                       "                  "
                       `.                ,'
                          '-------------'

Frosty the Snowman



                       OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
                     OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
                   OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
                 OOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
               OOOOOOOOOOOOOO   OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
              OOOOOOOOOOOOooo    oooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
             OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
            OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO     OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
            OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO        OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
             OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  OO      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
              OOOOOOOOOOOO  OOOO       OOOO |---OOOOOOOOOO
                OOOOOOOOoooooo        ooooo |---OOOOOOOO
                  OOOOOOOOOOOO        OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
                    OOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
                      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
                        OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Happy Halloween!




                           ooOOOO
                           OOOOO
                           OOOOO
                            OOOO
                  XX XXX XXX OOO XXX XXX XX
             XXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXX XXX XXXXX
         XXXXXX   XXX XXXX XXXXXXX XXXX XX   XXXXXXX
      XXXXXXX       XXXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX       XXXXXXXX
    XXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXX XXXX   XXXX XXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXX
  XXXXXXXXXX XXXX XXXXX XXX       XXX XXXX XXXX XXXXXXXXXXX
  XXXXXXXXXX XXXX  XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXX  XXX XXXXXXXXXXX
  XXXXXXXXXXX XXX   V   XXXXXXXXXXXXX  V   XXXX XXXXXXXXXXX
    XXXXXXXXXX XXX X    V  V   V  V     XX XXX XXXXXXXXXX
      XXXXXXXXX XXX XX               XXX XXX XXXXXXXXXX
         XXXXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXXXXX XXXX XX XXXXXXXXX
            XXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXXX XXX XX XXXXXXXX
                XX XXX XXXXX XXXX X XX XXXXXX

My version of a Jack O'Lantern


      __/\__
      \    /
       |/\|
      ; ; ;
     ;  ;  ;
    ;   ;   ;

                                     XXXX
                                    XXX
                                   XXXX
                                 XXXXX
                               XXXXXX XX
                              XXXXX  XX
                              XXX  XXX
               ::::::::       XXXXXXX
            :::::::::::::      XXX   XX
          ::::::::::::::::      XXXXXX
        :::::::::::::::::::      XXXX
       :::::::::::::::::::::     XX  XX                              @@  X
        ```:::::::::::::::::     XXXXX                             @@@@ XXX
          ::::''':::::::::::    XXXXX                            @@@@@@  XXX
          ::::::::```::::::    XXX                            @@@@@@***   XX
           ::..:::::::``@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@**  @@@   X
           ::::::::::```@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@**  @@@@@
              ::::::   @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@****  @@@@@@@
             //         @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@**@@@@@  @@@@@@@@@
            // @@       @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@*****@@@@@@@@@@@
           //   @@     @@@@@@  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   ***@@@@@@@ XXX
          //     @@ @@@@@@       @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   **@@@@@  XXX
         //       @@@@@@             @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@  **@     XX
       / /                                    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@     X
     /   \                                             @@@@@@@@@@@@@
   /_______\                                                 @@@@@@@
                                                                @@@@
                                                                   @

Something messed up in the translation, this is how my church is
 -supposed- to look:

                            ;          ;                    ;
                            ;          ;                   ;
                           ;           ;                   ;
                          ;            ;                    ;
                         ;            ;                      ;
        /\  /\         ;;             ;                     ;
          \/         ;;               ;                     ;
           '       ;;                ;                    ;;
                 ;;                 ;                   ;;
                ;                  ;                   ;
                ;                ;;                   ;
    /\  /\      ;              ;;      M             ;
      \/       ;            ;;;        M             ;
       '       ;           ;         MMMMM           ;
              ;            ;           M            ;
             ;   /\  /\    ;           M            ;
            ;      \/     ;            M           ;
            ;       '     ;            M           ;
     ;    ;;              ;            M          ;
     ;  ;;               ;            /%\        ;
    ; ;;                ;            /%%%\      ;
    ;                  ;            /%%%%%\    ;
   ;                 ;;            /%%%%%%%\  ;
 ;;                ;;             /%%%%&%%%%\;
 ;          ;    ;;;             /%%%%&&&%%%%\
           ; ;;;                /%%%& /'`\ &%%\
          ;                    /%%%& |    | &%%\
          ;                   /%%%& |      | &%%\
         ;                   /%%%%& ======,= &%%%\
       ;;                   /%%%%%&      ;   &%%%%\
      ;                     |%%%%%&      ;   &%%%%|
    ;;                      |%%%%%&&&&&&&&&&&&%%%%|
 ;;;;                    ;;;|%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
                 ; ;;;;;;   |%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
                 ;          |%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
                ;           |%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
                ;           |%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
               ;            |%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|____________
            ;;;            /%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
          ;;              /%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
         ;               /%%%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
        ;               /%%%%%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
      ;;               /%%|  |%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
     ;                /%%T \/ T%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
    ;                /%|---XX---|%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
    ;               /%%|--XXXX--|%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
   ;               /%%%%%T /\ T%%%%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
  ;               /%%%%%%%|  |%%%%%%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
 ;;              /%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
                |%%%%%         %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
                |%%%   XXX XXX   %%%%%%%XXXX%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
                |%%  XXXXX XXXXX  %%%%%%XXXX%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
                |%% XXXXXX XXXXXX %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%XXXXXXXXXXX%%%%%%%%%%%
                |%  XX XXX XXX XX  %%%%%XX%%%%%%%%%%XX-------XX%%%%%%%%%%%
                |% X     X X     X %%%%%XX%%%%%%%%%%XX/``|''\XX%%%%%%%%%%%
                |% XXX XXX XXX XXX %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%XX-------XX%%%%%%%%%%%
                |% XXXXXXX XXXXXXX %%%%%XXXX%%%%%%%%XX/``|''\XX%%%%%%%%%%%
                |%,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,%%%%%XXXX%%%%%%%%XXXXXXXXXXX%%%%%%%%%%%
              XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
           XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

File: mirrors/afn/artists/hough.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/hough.htm

Ascii Art by Heidi Hough


Heidi Hough
Dated: June, 1996 through December, 1996
 
§§§§§§§§§'                                                           §§§§§§§§§§§
§§§§§          =====                                                  §§§§§§§§§§
§§§            | | |                                                    §§§§§§§§
§§             || ||                                                      §§§§§§
               |||||                          _________________             §§§§
               .oOo.                        /$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$\             §§§
              /\º_º/\                      |$$$$O$$O$$$$$$$$$$$$|             §§
             /  \_/  \                    /$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$\            §§
            (())\ /(())                   \$$$$$o$o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$/            §§
             ||\ ^ /||                    |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$|            §§
            ((((((())))                   |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$|            §§
            (((((((()))                   \$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$/            §§
              /\___/\                     |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$|            §§
              |  \ \ \            rrrrrrrr\',.'.,.',.,',.,'.,',',/ rrrrrrrrrrr§§ 
              |\ \  \ \          rrrrrrrqqq\ .................../qqqrrrrrrrrrrr§
              |\  \  \ \   rrrrrrrrrrrrqqqqqq               qqqqqqqqqqrrrrrrrrrr
              |  \  \   \rrrrrrrrrrrqqqqqqqqqqqqq              qqqqqqqqqqqrrrrrr
              |\ \ \    \\ rrrrrrrrqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq               qqqqqqqqqqqrrrr
       rrrrrrr| \  \   \ \\rrrrrrqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq                qqqqqqqqqqqqqrr
  rrrrrrrrrrrr|  \  \\  \  \rrrqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq                qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrr| \  \  \   \ \rqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq              qqqqqqqqqqqqqq
rrrrrrrrrrrrrr|  \   \ \\ \\ \qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq                qqqqqqqqqqqqqq      
qqqqqqrrrrrrrr\  \  \ \  \    \qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq               qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
qqqqqqqqqqrrrr|\     \         \qqqqqqqqqqqqqqq               qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
qqqqqqqqqqqqqr||\__________HJH_/qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq              qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
qqqqqqqqqqqqqq| | ||qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq                  qqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
qqqqqqqqqqqqqq||| ||qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq                       qqqqqqqqqqqq
qqqqqqqqqqqqqq|| | |qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq                                    qqqqq
qqqqqqqq    '.,'.,;',..'    qqqqqqq                                           qq
qqqqqq   . ' '    . '   '   qqqqqq                                        qqqqqq
qqqqqqq                     qqqqqqq                                     qqqqqqqq
qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq                  qqqqqqqqqqqqqq

by Heidi J Hough :: The Virgin Sacrificed to A Lurking Dragon


   - Heidi

Wowwwwww...this is one of my best work,so far...



let's do teeeeny dragon art..

                   /$
                  /$$
                 /$$$$
                /$$$$$$
               <------
                \$$$/\~$~$~$~$~$~
                _\$/$$\$$$$$$$$
               /.\/$$$$\$$$$$
      {{{---:=8/ \\$$$$$\$$$
     .\          ] \$$$$
    o|          _]\ \$       ..
    \+--          ( )\      /..\
    |\             \|\]HJH]]/  \|
=======___        ~-

This is what I use on my sig. for email...
   
              /$
             /$$
            /$$$$
           /$$$$$$
          /$$$$$$$$
        }<----------
          \$$$$$$$$$
           \$$$$$$$           [ 
            \$$$$$$         /~
  :-8========>=============<============----------
            /$$$$$$         \
           /$$$$$$$          ~[
          /$$$$$$$$$
        }<----------
          \$$$$$$$$
           \$$$$$$
            \$HJH
             \$$
              \$

Flying dragon w/o arms 


Some tribbes:

*    tribble
~*   Super tribble!
}*   viking tribble
**   siamese-twin tribbles
***  tribble triplets 
*L   tribble vampire w/a toothache
*[   tribble vampire
*E   tribble vampire mutant (has three teeth)
*F   tribble vampire w/crooked teeth 
*=   buck-toothed tribble
&*   tipsy tribble
^*^  winged tribble
>*<  another vers. of a winged tribble
@*@  tribble Perot [has big ears]
* - "#!?@#$#!!!"  cursing tribble
8*   tribble who went to Disneyland (is wearing a Mickey Mouse hat)
.    sopping wet tribble
#    tribble reject

   #
  # 
*-   smoking tribble
(as opposed to)
 o 
  o
*-   tribble blowing bubbles  

*3   tribble w/breasts  (cesored?)
*P   seasick tribble
[*]  tribble in a window
[#]  squashed tribble in a window
0    roadkill tribble
>>0>>>  roadkill tribble w/skidd marks
******-----******    tribble tug o' war
*K    tribble on a picnic table
$    abstracted tribble
Q*   tribble wearing a turban
O*   angelic tribble
X*   Rudolph, the red-nosed tribble
\/
/\   dead&squashed tribble
X    dead tribble
* - - [_]  tribble watching TV

[sure, share 'em w/ friends, but please give me credit. It took my long,
bored hours making this intriguing list. - HJH]


  _____
 /  __ \
|  /$$\|
|  |$$$
|  \$$/|
 \_____/
Quarter moon?

  ____
 / |$$\
|  |$$$|
|  |$$$|
 \_|$$/
Half moon?

  - HJH

-- 
|\/|          ______________________________________,
)  (           \\                              ,"Hello,Darkness,my
|/\|            \\                          , old friend,I've come
     \           \\                       , to talk with you again
      \),),       \\                    , Because a vision softly 
     / / , \      //                       ,creeping,left its seeds
     | | |  \    //                    , while I was sleeping
    / / /\\  \  //                   ,  And the vision that was
    |_|/  \\  \//                 ,  planted in my brain
    <<<>  //  / |              , Still remains within the sound of
      \ \/ |   \    '        ,  silence."
       \ '/\   |        '  ,    -Paul Simon "The Sounds of Silence"               
        \/  | /             \
           / /  ',  /    \   |
       @-}<>>>-   ',|    |   |
                   /\    /  /
                __/_/\  /  /
*--*--*--*--*--/ ____/ /__/*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--
 @    @    @   \ \LL___|__ @ "Add strength to wisdom and you get a 
    @    @      \________ \    great ruler.Add strenth to folly  @
 @    @     @   @    @   \|@    and you get chaos incarnate."  @
    @     @    @   @    @     @  -Heidi J. Hough(me)  @     @     @
                   

File: mirrors/afn/artists/richards.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/richards.htm

Richard Richards Ascii Art



Richard Richards
Dated: March 23, 1993 through March 27, 1993
 
Here's my first attempts, certainly not up to speed yet....Oh well...

                   ______________________________________
                  / ____________________________________ \
                 / /%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%\ \
                / /%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%\ \
               /_/%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%\_\
              //  >%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%<  \\
                   \____________________________________/    
                    [__][__][__][__][__][__][__][__][__]
                    [__][__][__][__][__][__][__][__][__]
                    [__][__][__][__][__][__][__][__][__]
                    [__][__][__][__][__][__][__][__][__]
                    [__][__][__][__][__][__][__][__][__]
                   >------------------------------------<
                   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
                 HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
               0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
           <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
        %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%      


                                       *
                                      * *
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File: mirrors/afn/artists/birk.txt
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Abbey Birk Ascii Art


Abbey Birk
Dated: October 20, 1992 through April 10, 1993


          +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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          +   +++     +++  +++ +++    +++   +++       +++   +
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          + +        +++++++++        +++++ ++++++        + +
          + +        ++++++++ +      +++++++++++          + +
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          +  + +   ++++   +            ++++++          + +  +
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          +  + +         +++     +++ + ++++++          + +  +
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          +  + +             +     +     ++++++        + +  +
          + +                 ++  +          ++           + +
          + +                   +++           +           + +
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          + +                                             + +
          + +         +       +         +       +         + +
          +  +       +++     +++       +++     +++       +  +
          + +         +       +         +       +         + +
          + +  +     + +     + +       + +     + +     +  + +
          + +++ +++++   +++++   +++++++   +++++   +++++ +++ +
          +                                                 +
          +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++




It doesn't have anything to do with Halloween, but it was fun.




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                           <<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>




     -- BOO!


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  {          {      (======)      (======)         ~~~~      }
   ~~~{~~     ~~~{          ~                 ~~~~~    }~~~~~
       {          ~~~~       ~~            }~~~~~~~~~~~
        ~~~~~~~~{     ~~        }~~~~~~~~~~
                 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



   --LIL' ANGEL



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 %%%%              +++++/***/  \******  @ *****       /%%%%%%%%\
 %%%%%\/OOO%%%%%\  ++++*****  @ ******\  /*****     /%%%%%%%%%%%     *
 %%%%%%OOOO%%%%%%%\++++*****\  /**/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~}  %%%%%%%%%%/%
 %%%%%%OOOO%%%%%%%%\+++***********       /*****~~   %%%%%%%//%%%
 \%%%%%OOOO%%%%%%%%%O\+***** *****\__/**** ****     %/    /O%%%%
   \%%%OOOO%/   \%%%OOO\******* ******** *****/         /OOO%%%%   *
                  \%OOOO%\******** ** ******/   /%%%%%%%OOOO%%%/
            *       OOOO%%%\**************/%%%%%%%%%%%%%OOOO%/
 *              /***OOOO%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/~~~~\%%%%%%%%%/        *
              /*****\OOO%%%%%%%%%%%%% /  o    |||\
            /*********++++||||++++** /        ||||+\/~~}
      *   /***********\+++||||++++|\ ~~/    \ \/~~~~  /               *
        /***************++||||++++|||\{  {   ~~\    ==\    *
        ****************++||||++++||||{   \____/  _____}
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                                    ++||||++++||||++++
                                          ++++||||++++
                                                ||+++/


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                         ______      ______
                        |    _/\_  /_\_    |
                     __/  __/  (_)_(_) \__  \___
                    |  __/   __\ (_)/__   \__   |
                   /__/   __/          \__   \__ \
                  |/_  __/                \__  _\|
                     \/                      \/



  
                                                /\
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                              ;;;;;;;;;;;;;                      /\
                             ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;                    (__)
                            ;;;;;;;;( +);dmmm
                           ;;;;;;;;;;;;;mMMMMMmmmm
                    /\    ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;WWwwwwwww
                   (__)   ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
                           ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
                               ;;;;;;;;;;          /\
    /\                       ;;;;;;;;;;;;;        (__)
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          ;;;      ;;;;;;;;;;;;}}}};;;;;;;;;;;}}}}}}
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          ;;;;;;;;;;;;;{}}}}}}}};;;;;;;;/\;;;                 /\
         /\ ;;;;;/\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/00\;   /\            (__)
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        0000\/\/000000\;;/\;;/00\/\/\/000000000000
        ===============\/==\/=====================
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              ==============================          (__)
                {{{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}}}
 ))|///|\\\))((|\\--==================--////||\\\(((|//))\\\|///))((//|//\\
 \\///|))(((|//|\\/))|//|\/\))(//\/\||(()(((\/||///|\\/|\\\///||//|\\\/))((/




 HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE!

File: mirrors/afn/artists/rayw.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/rayw.htm

Ascii Art by Ray W.


Ray W. (raywoof@connect.ab.ca)
Dated: November 5, 1996

Here is a creepy tombstone that I drew just now.  My first ascii
attempt!

     /"""""/"\"""""..                                   
    /     /  /\      \            __                    
   /     /        /\  \           ||                    
  /____ /  /\  |  |/   \          ||                    
 |     |  |_/  | .|    |          ||                    
 |     |  | \ .|       |          ||                    
 |   _/|  |            |          ||                    
 | _/  |               |          ||                    
 |/ \_ |     * *   * * |         _||_                   
 |    \|     *\/* *\/* |        | TT |                  
 |     |     *_\_  /   ...""""""| || |.""...."""""""".""
 |     |    *    \/.."""""..."""\ || /.""".......""""...
 |     |...."""""""........""""""^^^^"......."""""""".."
 |......"""""""""""""""........"""""...."""""..""-Ray W.

File: mirrors/afn/artists/email@me.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/email@me.htm

Ascii Art by email@me.now


Artist: email@me.now
Date: November 2, 1996

Bullwinkle-ascii

         _    _    _    _                _    _    _    _
       .' `..' `..' `..' `..          ..' `..' `..' `..' `.
       |                    `---..---'                     |
       `.                     . ,                         .'
         `-----------------.`,/'  .----------------------'
                            .`.` '
         .-----------------(o(o)-..
       .'                   ~ ~    `,
       |  _    _    ____            |
       | (_)  (_)    /   _..--     .'
       |            /-~~    `,     |
       `.         .'         `.    |
         `-------'            ;    |

File: mirrors/afn/artists/dinsmore.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/dinsmore.htm

Ascii Art by Whitney Dinsmore


Whitney Dinsmore
Dated: August 8, 1996
 
Fountain

Well, here's my first post of 2D ascii art for this newsgroup.


                      .      .       .       .
  .   .       .          .      . .      .         .          .    .
         .       .         .    .   .         .         .            .
    .   .    .       .         . . .        .        .     .    .
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      .  .    .  .       .     . .    .       . .      .   .        .
 .   .       .    . .      .    . .   .      .     .          .     .
    .            .    .     .   . .  .     .   .               .
     .               .  .    .  . . .    .  .                 .
                        . .  .  . . .  . .
                            . . . . . .
                              . . . .
                               I . I
                 _______________III_______________
                /    .       .       .       .    \ 
               ( ~~~ .  ~~~  .  ~~~  .  ~~~  . ~~~ )
                 \SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS/
                    \ ======================= /
                        \SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS/
                     ________\       /________
                    (=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=)
                     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Constructive criticism and/or helpful hints are more than welcome for 
this newcomer :)

Whitney

File: mirrors/afn/artists/hays.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/hays.htm

Jeston Hays Ascii Art


Jeston Hays
Dated: August 15, 1992

              _/-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^\
            _/@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*\
         _/@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*\
      _/@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@\
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 \## ******** ##/*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*\
  \ ********** /|@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*\
  |*************|-\*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*\
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    |\ **** /| / ^^ \/ ^ \/ ^ \/ ^ \/ ^ \/ ^ \/ ^^ \
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     \| ** |/ ^------- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\_
     |\o__o/^^|  | ^^^| ^^^^^^--^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\_
    / ^^^^^^ /   | ^^^| ^^^^ |  \^^^^^^^ |\--__^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\
   | ^^^^^^ |   / ^^^/|^^^^^ |   | ^^^^^ |     ---__^^^^^^^^^^^\
   | ^^^^^^ |   \/^\// ^^^^^ |  / ^^^^^ /           ---__^^^^^^^^\
    \/^\/^\/         \/^\/^\/   \/^\/^\/                --__^^^__\
                                                            ---

(This was *supposed* to be an Ankylosaurus.)

File: mirrors/afn/artists/potier.txt
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/potier.htm

Elissa Potier Ascii Art



Elissa Potier
Dated: April 4, 1991 through May 25, 1991
 
               ///-\\\
               |^   ^|
               |O   O|
               |  ~ *slap*!
                \ O /
                 | |


          ____________
         <____________>
         |            |
         |            |
         |            |
          \          /
           \________/
               ||
               ||
               ||
               ||
            ___||___
           /   ||   \
           \________/

"And here's your beer...Careful, it's got quite a head of foam on

 it...  "


         .   *   ..  . *  *
       *  * @()Ooc()*   o  .
           (Q@*0CG*O()  ___
          |\_________/|/ _ \
          |  |  |  |  | / | |
          |  |  |  |  | | | |
          |  |  |  |  | | | |
          |  |  |  |  | | | |
          |  |  |  |  | | | |
          |  |  |  |  | \_| |
          |  |  |  |  |\___/
          |\_|__|__|_/|
           \_________/

"Oh, yeah...almost forgot the foot..."

      Ooooo
      (   )
       )  (
       (__)

"Ron, you are now Stud Second Class!  Here's your tea...(Look out,
 Prof Dave!)"

             (  )   (   )  )
              ) (   )  (  (
              ( )  (    ) )
              _____________
             <_____________> ___
             |             |/ _ \
             |               | | |
             |               |_| |
          ___|             |\___/
         /    \___________/    \
         \_____________________/



           *      *    .   *    .
                ..  *    o
              o   *  .    *
                ________
               (________)
               |    o   |
               | o    o |
               |   o    |
               | o    o |
               | o  o   |
               |      o |
               ( o      )
                \   o  /
                 \    /
                  \  /
                   ||
                   ||
                   ||
                   ||
                   ||
                ___||___
               /   ||   \
               \________/


the individual who got
the cup of tea wants milk in it, and he asked for hot Earl Grey... :)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Well, Ron, here's that milk.  I'll let you pour whatever quantity
you desire...

              _________
             | _______ |
            / \         \
           /___\_________\
           |   | \       |
           |   |  \      |
           |   |   \     |
           |   | M  \    |
           |   |     \   |
           |   |\  I  \  |
           |   | \     \ |
           |   |  \  L  \|
           |   |   \     |
           |   |    \  K |
           |   |     \   |
           |   |      \  |
           |___|_______\_|

And one hot Earl Grey....That's an *iced* tea he's drinking...

            ////\\\\
            |      |
           @  O  O  @
            |  ~   |         \__
             \ -- /          |\ |
           ___|  |___        | \|
          /          \      /|__|
         /            \    / /
        /  /| .  . |\  \  / /
       /  / |      | \  \/ /
      <  <  |      |  \   /
       \  \ |  .   |   \_/
        \  \|______|
          \_|______|
            |      |
            |  |   |
            |  |   |
            |__|___|
            |  |  |
            (  (  |
            |  |  |
            |  |  |
           _|  |  |
       cccC_Cccc___)

Ah, Ron...je suis francais, aussi!

I'd like
you all to meet this somewhat confused snorkler I recently came up with...
                                                       O

             (    )    ( )  (   ) /  ( )  )  )       O
          \ ) ) ( (  \  \ (  \ ( /(  (\  (  /  )  )      O
           \( (  ) \  ) \ \  )) \  )  \ ) \ ( / (  /  O__
            )\ ) (  ) (  ) ( (  )\ ( ( )(  ) )  ) (  |   |
            ( )(  \ (  ) \  ) \ ( \ ) )  ) (/ (/  )  |   |
             \( )  ) \ (  ) (  ) \ ) /  /  )\  ) (   |   |
              ) ________________________________ \   |   |
              |/________________________________\|   |   |
              // /  ___ \  o           /  ___ \ \\   |   |
             ||    / / \   o _///        / \ \   ||  |   |
             ||   | |  O| o /  ))\  /// |O  | |  ||  |   |
             ||    \_\_/   ) * ))))< <   \_/_/   ||  |   |
             ||             \__)))  \\\          ||  |   |
             ||                \\                ||  |   |
              \\             /---\              //   |   |
              |\\___________//   \\____________//|   |   |
              | \___________/_`_'_\____________/ |   |   |
               \            / ___ \             /    |   |
                \        < | |   | | >         /     |   |
                 \          \|   |/           /     /   /
                  \          |   |           /     /   /
                   |         \   \__________|_____/   /
                    \_________\                      /
                               \____________________/

Gosh, Midnite -- I think your portrait may be a bit underdeveloped! But
what do you expect with a Polaroid?  Here, try borrowing my 35mm...
             ___
            / _ \
           | / \ |
           | \_/ |
            \___/ ___
            _|_|_/[_]\__==_
           [---------------]
           | O   /---\     |
           |    |     |    |
           |     \___/     |
           [---------------]
                 [___]
                  | |\\
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                  [ ]  \\_
                 /|_|\  ( \
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              //  |_|  \\  \_\
             //   | |   \\
            //\   | |   /\\
           //  \  | |  /  \\
          //    \ | | /    \\
         //      \|_|/      \\
        //        [_]        \\
       //          H          \\
      //           H           \\
     //            H            \\
    //             H             \\
   //              H              \\
  //                               \\
 //                                 \\

No, Tim, I'm sorry, but you have that wrong.  Lurkers can talk, they
just can't type!

Here's an actual, unretouched photo of a lurker -- note the hands
stuffed in the pockets to keep them off the keyboard, and the bugged
out eyes from staring at the screen...

                  ////^\\\\
                  | ^   ^ |
                 @ (o) (o) @
                  |   <   |
                  |  ___  |
                   \_____/
                 ____|  |____
                /    \__/    \
               /              \
              /\_/|        |\_/\
             / /  |        |  \ \
            ( <   |        |   > )
             \ \  |        |  / /
              \ \ |________| / /
               \ \| Please do not change or alter the drawings. When you use any of
> these unaltered drawings on your personal, non commercial website,
> the following words should be on the same page or frame where the
> image is displayed.

Source: https://llizardakaejm.wordpress.com/ascii-art-index/
Date: 2021-05-25
Curator: llizard
Author: llizard (ejm)

File: mirrors/ejm/files/llizards-p1.txt
llizard as seen in newsgroups and/or chatrooms (a-f)
by llizard (aka ejm)
page 1 (a-f)

archery:

             /      ha
         /|  \,^%---  ha      Hey! Archery
        /_|___>  \ ha          is a snap!
---<<   | |   >
        \ |   >
         \| __>,^
ejm97       \ |__
bicycle:

                                  ,^
              ===%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                     "J__"_
    ejm96           (*)\/(*)


             ---%^,
            _. /  >
           (_.--- >
           -    __>,^-
         ( * )  \  ( * )
ejm97      -    ~    -


            ha
     ,^%---  ha     good thing my bike is fast!
 _.__<  \ ha
      (_.-- >         ____________
-   __>,^-    ________
* ) \  ( * )     ______________
-   ~    -                        ejm97

          _
       _-(_)-
     `(___)     _       _
      // \\  _-(_)-  _-(_)-
           `(___)  `(___)
        _   // \\   // \\
     _-(_)-
   `(_ __)   _           ,^%---
  _-(_)-\ _-(")-     _.__<  \ oh, oh
`(___)  `%%%%%      (_.-- >
 // \\   // \\      -   __>,^-      I'll never get
ejm97     _       ( * ) \  ( * )    past here!
       _-(")-       -   ~    -
    `%%%%%     _       _
     // \\  _-(_)-  _-(_)-
jgs        `(___)  `(___)
            // \\   // \\

thanks to Spunk for the sheep

                                      ________________
                              _______| ') () () () | /
         *          _________||) \ / !_'-__________._\
        *         ,| |_| ^ |)!|___|__|
        Y,       ;`|_|_|/_\|_|
         |       `.
          \,^^%--- `. ha
      _.__<    \ ha ;
     (_.  >.......' ha
      \ __>,^
    .-. \ / .-.
   ( * )~ \( * )
ejm `-    ~ `-

bird watching:

     __
--@./ww
  (\
   "`    _-__   ,^%---
        ()=()/  <  \   Spring really is the best time
              \/>           for bird watching
                >,^
               /|
ejm97          | \

I was web surfing and came across Greg Kunkel‘s great page to listen to some birds! It takes a long time to load but it’s worth it.

birthday:

        ( )
      ( )--__  _
     ( ) )-_--m==~    -----------------
      ( ) )    \    (Oh boy! Balloons!!!)
       ( )---%^^^,    -----------------
     _______/  / >
     }       {/  >
     } BIRTH {   >
     }  DAY  {   >
     }  BOX  {  /|'^
ejm97}_______{  | \


            `'.
       .`' ` * .
      :  *  *|  :
       ' |  || '           ha
        `|~'||'     ,^%---   ha
        v~v~v~v  \_<   \ ha     A cake? For me????
        !@!@!@!   _/>
       _|_!_!_|_    >
      |  ||    ||   >
      |  ||   ||| /\>,^
      }{{{{}}}{{{  |
ejm97   __||__     \
Would you like to see the above cake coloured?

butterfly:

      }\" ,^^%--- ha
      }/; <   \ ha           We recently
          <_//    ha         went to the
          <             new Butterfly house in
        ^,<          Niagara Falls and a Monarch
          |\         butterfly landed and stayed
ejm97    / /     on my shoulder for about 10 minutes.
More web surfing lead me to the Butterfly’s Web. Put your cursor on the corner flower buds to watch them open and play a bird song.

cards:

          _____
         |A .  |
         | / \ |
         |( . )|
         |  T  |
         ---"---
ejm97        \      ha
             .^%---  ha     Ace of Spades!
             <  \ ha
___________ / >
    ||     "  >
    ||        >
   _||_        '^
            "
Christmas:

          ===%^,
               >     Hmm... I wonder what
        _____\/>         Saint Nick
        \   |  >,^          brought to me
       __)  | /|
ejm97 (___-_) \ \


              ,^^,
        ___%^^_/ >
        \   |   >,^
       __)  |  /|
ejm97 (___-_)  \ \


               ,^%---
            {} <  \ Rats!  Coal again... and I
        _____\/>       thought I was GOOD this year!
        \   |  >,^
       __)  | /|
ejm97 (___-_) \ \

    *
    %
   /)\         @
   7.~        / \
  /o "\       mmm
  7 & ~      ,^^%---
 / @ ; \     <_/ \  I finally finished decorating the tree!
 7` o  ~     <\/             Merry Christmas!
/# " 97 \ _^^<_
    [___] \\

    %        @     |V| [ |) |) \ /  /` |_| |) | (` 'T` |V|  /\  (`
   /)\  *   / \    | | [ |\ |\  |   \_ | | |\ | _)  |  | | /--\ _)
   7.~   \  mmm
  /o "\   \,^^%--- |_|  /\ |) |) \ /  |\ | [ \   /  \ / [  /\  |)
  7 & ~    <   \   | | /--\|  |   |   | \| [  \^/    |  [ /--\ |\
 / @ ; \  _/>
 7` o  ~   __>          'T` /\    /\  |  |     [ |) /\ |V|
/# " 97 \ _\_ \^^        |  \/   /--\ |_ |_    | |\ \/ | |
    [___] \
                                 llizard aka ejm
                                       1997


           *     @        www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
 *          *   / \                mynumber@freenet.toronto.on.ca
  I         Y   mmm                            llizard aka ejm
  I     )    \ ,^^%---
 | |  86 /\ \_\>   \ I love parties... especially
 |_|_888/_o)_  >       when there's champagne....
[____________] >,^
|            |/|
|ejm97       |\ \

             @
             |              ha
             |      *  ,^%--- ha      |V| [ |) |) \ /
        @    |       \_<  \ ha        | | [ |\ |\  |
        | @  |       _/>
        |)|( |( @ @ )   >      /` |_| |) | (` 'T` |V|  /\  (`
      <>8<>8<<>8<>>8<> /|^^    \_ | | |\ | _)  |  | | /--\ _)
ejm97   V  V   V   V   | \


    .___       Hurrah!!        *
    |   )                     /)\
    |  (_)       Corelli      7.~
    |             Christmas  /o "\
  .+.,^^%---        Concerto 7 & ~ on the radio!
  +.+<   \      ________    / @ ; \
  .+.<_/       |[""""|"]|   7` e  ~
  +.+))__     _|_o____o_|_ / j   ( \
  .+.+.+.)   |]]]]]]]]]]]],m
  ejm.+.+|\  |]]]]]]]]]]]]|

            ...............
            :@___________@:
            }|    -#-----|{
            }|     \     |{
            }| ===%^^,   |{
            }|=#-@@ />   |{
            }|    \/ >   |{
            }|    ___>,^ |{
            }|   //| |   |{
  .___      }|______ejm97|{
  |   )     :@...........@:
  |  (_)                     *
  |                          %
  |                         /)\
  |                         7.~
  | __      ha             /o "\
.+. \,^^%--- ha            7 & ~
+.+ <    \ ha             / @ ; \
.+.<_/                    7` o  ~
+.+))__/\                / J   ( \
.+.+.+.)_            _&_ 7` o  , ~
+.+.+.+|_\__        | | |#   " 97 \ _(x)_
.+.+.+|     |       |_|_|[_]<==>(+)[__|__]

.=======.  @
|       | / \
| .*"`. | mmm
|':   ;'\,^^%---
| `'\_\>  \ |_| /\ |)|)\ /  |\ | [ \   /  \ /[ /\ |) |
|     ()| >    | |/--\| |  |   | \| [  \^/    | [/--\|\ .
|       | >,^
|       |/|
|ejm98  |\ \

       ,,_
   __  (=-'
  /  \  )) `.        ,^^%---
~/    \/ |    `.    /<   \ You've never heard there
| )___(  |       `./ <     were four magi??
|/     \||         ^^|\
|'      |' ejm98     //        (Now where did I put my gift?)

      *
      !
     /.\
     7!~
    /.!!\
    7!!.~      ,^^%---
   /.!!!!\     <_/ \
   7!!!.!~     <\/
  /.!!!99!\ _^^<_
    [EJM]  [___] \\


      !
     `!
      !,
     `!,
      !        ,^^%---
     `!       <_/  \ I had to chop the branches
      !       <\_*   off my tree to scatter over the
      !99   _^^<_    garden because we STILL have no
    [EJM]  [___] \\  snow!

     __________
    /`.!!!99!\_/
    `. `.JM]
      `. `.
        `./


     __________
    /|!!!!99!\/
   | | [EJM]
   | |
   | |
   | |
   |/
     __________
    /\_/.!!!!\/
   \  \7!!!.!~
    \  \!!!99!\
     \  \EJM]
      \/

     __________
    /|_/.!!!!\/
   | | 7!!!.!~
   | |/!!!!99!\
   | |  [EJM]
   | |
   |/
     __________
    /\___/.\__/
   \  \  7!~
    \  \/.!!\
     \  \!!.~
      \/.!!!!\
       7!!!.!~
      /.!!!99!\
        [EJM]

     __________
    /|__<___,_/
   | |   < /
   | |   |`^%---
   | |   |   \
   | |   *
   |/    !
        /.\
        7!~
       /.!!\
       7!!.~
      /.!!!!\
      7!!!.!~
     /.!!!99!\
       [EJM]

     __________
    /|__<___,_/
   | |   < /    ha
   | |   |`^%--- ha
   | |   |   \ ha
   | |
   |/    '
         '

         '

         '
         *
         !
        /.\
        7!~
       /.!!\
       7!!.~
      /.!!!!\
      7!!!.!~
   ` /.!!!99!\ ,
  `    [EJM],'

     __________
    /|____,___/
   | |    /
   | |  /`^^^%---
   | |     //^^
   | |    //
   |/





         *
         !
        /.\
        7!~
       /.!!\
       7!!.~
      /.!!!!\
      7!!!.!~
     /.!!!99!\
       [EJM]

     __________
    /|________/
   | |     /
   | |     \   ha
   | |  \_,^%---  ha
   | |   <   \ ha
   |/    >
        >
       //^^
      //


         *
         !
        /.\
        7!~
       /.!!\
       7!!.~
      /.!!!!\
      7!!!.!~
     /.!!!99!\
       [EJM]


     __________
    /|________/
   | |
   | |
   | |
   | |
   |/
          \
           \
        \_,^%---
         <   \
          >
         * >^^
         !  \\
        /.\  \\
        7!~
       /.!!\
       7!!.~
      /.!!!!\
      7!!!.!~
     /.!!!99!\
       [EJM]
     __________
    /|________/
   | |
   | |
   | |
   | |
   |/





         *
         !
        /.\
        7!~
       /.!!\  \_,^^%---
       7!!.~    >\_ \ ...bet you thought that couldn't be done!
      /.!!!!\   >
      7!!!.!~   >
     /.!!!99!\ /|^^
       [EJM]   \ \

         *
         !
        /.\
        7!~
       /.!!\     ,^^%---
       7!!.~    /<\  \ yes, it WAS a bit dangerous.
      /.!!!!\  /<  \   I came pretty close to pulling the
      7!!!.!~   <      star off by mistake.
     /.!!!99!\^^|\
       [EJM]    / |

     __________
    /|________/
   | |
   | |
   | |
   | |
   |/




         *
         !
        /.\
        7!~             _
       /.!!\  \_,^^%===;_)
       7!!.~    >\_
      /.!!!!\   >
      7!!!.!~   >
     /.!!!99!\ /|^^
       [EJM]   \ \


     __________
    /|________/
   | |
   | |
   | |
   | |
   |/




         *
         !                , -.
        /.\             ,      `
        7!~            ,         :
       /.!!\  \_,^^%===;         ,
       7!!.~    >\_     .       ,
      /.!!!!\   >         - _ -
      7!!!.!~   >
     /.!!!99!\ /|^^
       [EJM]   \ \

     __________
    /|________/
   | |
   | |
   | |
   | |                , -.
   |/               ,      `
          \       ;         :
           \     .         ,
          ,^%===;       ,
         |<      - _ -
         |>
         * >^^
         !  \\
        /.\  \\
        7!~
       /.!!\
       7!!.~
      /.!!!!\

      7!!!.!~
     /.!!!99!\
       [EJM]

     __________
    /|________/
   | |     /
   | |     \    ha       ;
   | |    ,^%--- ha  !     ~
   | |   <|  \ ha     ,         `
   |/    />               ,
        *  >^^
        !  ||/    JUST made it!
       /.\  \
       7!~
      /.!!\
      7!!.~
     /.!!!!\
     7!!!.!~
    /.!!!99!\
      [EJM]

     __________
    /|___/.\__/
   | |   7!~
   | |  /.!!\
   | |  7!!.~
   | | /.!!!!\
   |/  7!!!.!~
      /.!!!99!\
        [EJM]

climbing:

   ha     `_
ha         \`
    ha \   | `_
     ---%vv._/ `
           <    `\
            <     `\
            
           >
          /|^^
         |  \




             __________
            /_________/`-_
         _-'          `-_ /|
        {                } |
        |  ____________  | |
        | |    \/||    | | |
        | |    /\||    | | |
        | |            | | |
        | ||\/      |||| | |
        | ||/\ ,*.  |||| | |
        | |  ,'   `.   | | |
        | |    \ /| `. | | |
        | |_____V_|____| | |
        | |    : /     | | |
        | |    :/:     | | |
        | |    / :     | | |
        | |   /: @     | | |  _|_ .    |   _|_ .    |
        | |  / :       | | |   |  | /` |/   |  | /` |/
        | |( ) :       | | |   |  | \, |\   |  | \, |\
        | |    :       | | |
        | |    :       | | |
        | |    :       | | |
        | |    :       | | |
        | |    :       | | |
        | |    @       | | |
        | |____________| | |
        |______ejm_______|`',
                     \_,^/^^%---
                      <'   ' \ Exactly!
                      <
                     ^^|\
                      / /


computer:

        ___
      _/   |      ,^%---          Always give credit
     |_____|   __ >  \           where credit is due.
       ---  == -- >
     [_____]    __>,^
ejm97 |   |    //| |


        ___      /\
      _/   | ===%^,          My head hurts....
     |_____|    \/>
       ---  ==    >
     [_____]    __>,^
ejm97 |   |    //| |

            ___
          _/   | ===%^,
         |_____|   __ >
           ---  == -- >
         [_____]    __>,^
ejm97     |   |    //| |

        ___
      _/   |      ,^%---
     |_____|   __ >  \ yes, yes, I'll get right to it....
       ---  == -- >
     [_____]    __>,^
ejm97 |   |    //| |


        ___      /\
      _/   | ---%^^^,
     |_____|   / \/ >   gasp!!
       ---  ==     >
     [_____]    __>,^
ejm97 |   |    //| |

         ___
       _/   |     /\    WRONG again!
      |_____| ---=^^>
        --- ==  /' \/ >
      [_____]    '  __>,^

ejm    |   |     ' //| |

         ___       /
       _/   |      \    MONOtasking again!
      |_____| ---%^^>
        --- ==  /  \/ >
      [_____]       __>,^
ejm    |   |       //| |
       ____
      |(`')|     ,^%--- That heart looks so large on my screen and so
      |_\/_|   __>_ \               small in the post...
       --- ==    >/        I've *got* to get a larger monitor.
     [_____]   __>,^
ejm97 |   |   //| |

            _- -_   _--    - _
          (                    )
       (    .    u  ,^^%---     )
     (    \| |]   \_>_  \         )
   (   @@@_|_|__    >/             )
 (    [_________]__>^^           )
( ejm   |       //|| |         )
  (                        )
      (__   _      _ )
                 o
                  o
                  o
        ___      o
      _/   |===-^.
     |_____|   _/<\
       ---  ==   >/
     [_____]   __>,^
      |   |   //| |

                   (
        ___        |
      _/   |     w \ ,^%---
     |_____|     |__\>  \ Yes, it's true. I spend all my
       ---  == ____  >      waking hours at the computer,
     [_____]  [____]_>,^      even dining here....
ejm97 |   |   | //|| |


   ___  |//     !/\
 _/   |-\ )  ===%^,      Hey! I thought we were friends!
|     |_//      \/ >
|_____|            >
  ---  ==   |      >,^
[_____]   __|     //
 |   |    | |    / |     ejm97   (hand by b'ger)

joris bellenger wrote:
start quote....................................
      ________________________________
     |                                |
     |  Big Browser Is Watching You!! |
     |________________________________|
                   /
            ___________
           |____|     .|      ,~~~.
          |___|:|     .|      o/0)/
           \___\|     .|      |?_/\___
           |____|______|      /  )/   \
            __/__|__\__ _____, _:/__|/ ______
           [___[_______]                b'ger
.......................................end quote

                gasp!!

         ___     !/\
       _/   | ===%^^,   Really?        .
      |_____|    \/ >                  |
        ---  ==     >                |\|
      [_____]     __>,^              | >
ejm97  |   |     //| |               |/

         ___
       _/   |     ,^%---               .
      |_____|  __ <  \ I'm scared...   |
        ---  ==    >                 |\|
      [_____]    __>,^               | >
ejm97  |   |    //| |                |/

                 |\            ha
                 | >\            ha      *THAT*
        _   _    |/  \    .^^%--- ha   should take
      _/<  < |        \__<__  \ ha       care of
     |___> >_|           <             Big Browser!
       -< <- ==        ^,<
      [__\/_]           \_\
ejm97  |   |              /

cupboard:

       _________
      |    |uuu_|\
      |   =|u_u_| |
      |____|UU\_| |
               \ \|
               .^^%---
              /<   \ Yes, they're here.
             / >       Do you want a large cup or a small cup?
               >,^
              /|
  ejm         | \


       _________
      |    |,j__|\
      |   ]|||__| |
      |____|"|\_| |
             " \ \|
               .^^%---
              /<   \ aha. here it is...
             / >
               >,^
              /|
  ejm         | \

darkglasses:

         ___                 Now I'll have to
       _/   |     ,^##---    wear darkglasses
      |_____|  __ >   \      everywhere so as
       ---  == -- >        not to be recognized
      [_____]   __>,^
ejm97  |   |   //| |
dentist:

                /------|
             \-'       |        I don't know why
       ,^%---   Q      |         but my dentist
      )<  \   ~\/\     |   always seems a bit nervous....
      \<_    ___  \    |
       \_77   |   |\   |
ejm 97  |``   |   \ \  |
       """   o-o  ~ ~ ===

dictionary:

  .___
  |   )                            /--//--/|
  |  (_)                          /__//__/ |_
  |                              |   |   | /_/| ,
  |                              |A-O|P-Z||**||[|
  |                              |   |   ||()||[|_,__
  | __                          /|___|___||__|/[|( )/|
.+. \,^^%---                   /___________________/ |
+.+ <    \ Hmmm... I wonder    |__________  ______ | |
.+.<_/     what my Oxford      |          ||______|| |
+.+))__/\   2 volumes (four    |        ] ||______|| |
.+.+.+.)_    pages to a page)  |          ||______|| |
+.+.+.+|_\__     says....      |__________|________|/
ejm+.+|     |

  .___
  |   )                                /--/|
  |  (_)                              /__/ |_
  |                                  |   | /_/| ,
  |                                  |P-Z||**||[|
  |                              ____|   ||()||[|_,__
  |                             /    |___||__|/[|( )/|
.+.  ,^^%---                   /___________________/ |
+.+ <  __\_((/ Just as I       |__________  ______ | |
.+.<_/-    //    thought...    |          ||______|| |
+.+))__   //                   |        ] ||______|| |
.+.+.+.)_//                    |          ||______|| |
+.+.+.+|_\__                   |__________|________|/
ejm+.+|     |


doors & trapdoors:

     /|
    / |
   /__|______
  |  __  __  |
  | |  ||  | |                    | ,
  | |__||__| |   _  _ |> |>[ [ |\ |/
  |  __  __()|  (  (_ |\ |\[ [ |-\|\
  | |  ||  | |  _)    |           | \
  | |  ||  | |
  | |__||__| |
  |__________|   ejm

     /|
    / |
   /__|______
  |  __  __  |
  | |  ||  | |
  | |__||__| |== sh!
  |  __  __()|/      ...I'm not really here.
  | |  ||  | |
  | |  ||  | |
  | |__||__| |
  |__________|   ejm

     /|
    / |
   /__|______
  |  __  __  |
  | |  ||  | |
  | |__||__| |---
  |  __  __()|\ hello
  | |  ||  | |
  | |  ||  | |
  | |__||__| |
  |__________|   ejm


   /|
  / |
 /__|______
|  __  __  |
| |  ||  | |
| |  ||  | |
| |__||__| |^%---
|  __  __()|  \  Hello? Anyone home?
| |  ||  | +`                          *
| |  ||  | |                           !
| |  ||  | |                          /.\
| |__||__| |                          7!~
|__________|   ejm                   /.!!\
                                     7!!.~
                                    /.!!!!\
                                    7!!!.!~
                                   /.!!!99!\
                                     [EJM]

 ==========+
|  __  __  ||
| |  ||  | ||
| |  ||  | ||
| |__||__| |--
|  __  __()|\ Peeking in...
| |  ||  | +|
| |  ||  | ||
| |  ||  | ||
| |__||__| ||
|__________|-  ejm

   /|
  / |
 /__|___
|       |
|       |^%---
|       |  \  Hello? Anyone home?
|       +`
|       |
|_______|   ejm


   /|
  / |
 /__|______
|  __  __  |
| |  ||  | |   here's a mop, just in case you forgot to bring one
| |  ||  | |
| |__||__| |__\
|  __  __()|   \
| |  ||  | |    \
| |  ||  | |     \
| |  ||  | |     (\)
| |__||__| |     )((
|__________| ejm ))))

 ______________
|\ ___________ /|
| |  _ _ _ _  | |
| | | | | | | | |
| | |-+-+-+-| | |
| | |-+-+-+-| | |
| | |_|_|_|_| | |
| |     ___   | |
| |    /__/   | |
| |   [%==] ()| |
| |         ||| |
| |         ()| |
| |           | |
| |           | |
| |           | |
|_|___________|_| ejm

 ______________
|\ ___________ /|
| |  _ _ _ _  | |
| | | | | | | | |
| | |-+-+-+-| | |
| | |-+-+=+%| | |
| | |_|_|_|_| | |
| |    ___    | |
| |   [___] ()| |

| |         ||| |
| |         ()| |
| |           | |
| |           | |
| |           | |
|_|___________|_| ejm


 ______________
|\ ___________ /|
| |  /|,| |   | |
| | |,x,| |   | |
| | |,x,' |   | |
| | |,x   ,   | |
| | |/    |%==| |
| |    /] ,   | |
| |   [/ ()   | |
| |       |   | |
| |       |   | |
| |       |   | |
| |      ,'   | |
| |   ,'      | |
|_|,'_________|_| ejm


 ______________
|\ ___________ /|
| |  /|,| |   | |
| | |,x,| |   | |
| | |,x,' |   | |
| | |,x   |   | |
| | |/    |   | |
| |    /] |   | |
| |   [/ ()\  | |
| |       | \,^%---
| |       | <\/ \ Hello!
| |       |<  | |
| |      ,'<  | |
| |   ,' ^^|\ | |
|_|,'_____/__\|_| ejm

 __________
|  __  __  |
| |  ||  | |
| |  ||  | |
| |__||__| |  ,^^%---
|  __  __()| <_/  \ I'm going to put some shoes on...
| |  ||  | +' >
| |  ||  | |  >
| |__||__| | /|
|__________| | \    ejm

 __________
|  __  __  |
| |  ||  | |
| |  ||  | |
| |__||__| |---%^,
|  __  __()|  / >_/ Entrez!!!
| |  ||  | +__/>
| |  ||  | |  >
| |__||__| | /|
|__________| | \    ejm

   __________
  |  __  __  |
  | |  ||  | |
  | |  ||  | |
  | |__||__| |  ,^^%---
  |  __  __()|/<\   \ Thank you.   Hello!
  | |  ||  | + < \
  | |  ||  | | <
  | |__||__| |^^|\
  |__________|  / \    ejm


     __________
    /`.`^%===_/
    `. `\
      `. `.
        `./

     __________
    /\_<__,___/ ha
   \  \   /
    \  \/`^^^%---
     \  \  //^^
      \/  //

     __________
    /\________/
   \  \    /
    \  \   \
     \  \_,^%---
      \/ <   \
          >
           >^^
            \\
             \\

     __________
    /|______,_/
   | |   | /
   | |   |,^%---
   | |   <   \
   | |X\ >
   |/  \>
        ^^

     __________
    /|________/
   | |
   | |
   | |
   | |
   |/
          \_,^^%---
            >\  \
            >/
         __>
         \ /^^
           \

          _______
         /      /
        /______/
       |^^>    |
       |\/<_>^^%---
       |__/___\|\  Hello, I decide to try the cat door....
       ejm     \

                     _,^%---
        _______     \<|  \ oooh, my back!  I don't think I'll
       |       |    < \    do THAT too often!
       |       |  ^^<_
       |_______|   _| /
       ejm
         ,.
     . '  .`
  ,'  . '___
  \.',^%---_\

     /\
    / /
   / /|
  / /,^%---_
  \/_<__\___\

/\
\ \
 \ \\_,^%---
  \ \_<\_\___
   \/_  \ I think I caught one!
      '        `\/>
    '           __>,^   *    *
  '           //| |   (/   )/
'~-~-~-~-~-~""""""""""*""""""*
~-~-~-~""ejm97"""""")/"""""(/


ejm97      '\
       ____' \    ,^%---
       \   |  \@  >  \ Rats!
      __)  |   `\/>
     (___-_)    __>,^    *    *
              //| |    (/   )/
-~-~-~-~-~-~"""""""""""""""""""

           '\
ejm97      ' \    ,^%---
           A  \@  <  \ Look! I finally caught one!
           ^   `\/>
                __>,^   *    *
              //| |   (/   )/
-~-~-~-~-~-~"""""""""""""""""


           '\
          '  \===%^,
        '     \@  >
      '        `\/>     _
    '       ______>,^____\
  '         \-=-=-=-=-=-/{}
'ejm97-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~


           '\
          '  \    ,^%---
        '     \@  <  \ Do I hear cries for help?
      '        `\/>     _
    '       ______>,^____\
  '         \-=-=-=-=-=-/{}
'ejm97-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~

                    ___            .----o
                   / _ \        .--'
                  | (_) |-------'
                 / \___/
                 \,^%---
                  <  \ Good thing I have this lifepreserver...
                _/>     _
          _____@__>,^____\
ejm97    '  \-=-=-=-=-=-/{}
-~-~-~-'-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~

      ___             .----o
     / _ \  .---------'
    | (_) |-'
     \___/      \_,^%---
                  <  \ And so easy to throw too...
                _/>     _
          _____@__>,^____\
ejm97    '  \-=-=-=-=-=-/{}
-~-~-~-'-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~

_   _\\|_
\)()\  \
 \)          ===@@^,
 .----o         __>          oops....
-'              _/>     _
          _____@__>,^____\
ejm97    '  \-=-=-=-=-=-/{}
-~-~-~-'-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~


                           .--o
           ___         .--'
     \|_  / _ \     .--'
      \  | (_) |----'
 _   _\   \___/
 \)()\   \O/ ow!
-~\)-~-'-~-~-~-~-~-ejm97-~-~



     '\
    '  \   ,^%---
  '     \@ <  \ Goodness, how sad....
'       `\/>     _
     ______>,^____\
     \-=-=-=ejm97/{}
-~-~-~-'-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~


           '\
          '  \===%^,
        '     \@  >
      '        `\/>     _
    '       ______>,^____\
  '         \-=-=-=-=-=-/{}
'ejm97-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~


     '\
    '  \    ,^%---
  '     \@  <  \ Ah, isn't it peaceful out here?
'        `\/>   _
     _______>,^__\
ejm97 \-=-=-=-=-/{}
~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~
                                   _
                                _ ( )
                               |   \
                          | | /|    \
             \\\\     \ / | |/ |_    |
           .-'   `-.   /  | |\ |     |
        .-'         '.      | \|     |
      .'              '-.      |_ (_/
(`-.-'           {{ (*) /           ---@@^,\
 } .'~-.               _\     '\      /   >/
 (/     ~-.       .;;'~     '   \       \/>    _
   ejm97  ///~~''~        '      \@______>,^____\~-~-~-~-~-~-~
                   ~-~- '        \-=-=-=-=-=-=-/{}  ~-~-~-~-~-~-~
 -~-~          -~-~-~-'-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~   ~-~-~-~
-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~   ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~
foam:
                                          ,^
                    -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                     @@ /    "    "
                       / @@
ejm96                   @@
                          @

food:

                                                    . ' ' .
 . ' ' ' '.                                        '.       '. '
.           .                                     .'
 .            .                . .                .
  ' . ' @.@     .          . '     ' . . ' '.      '.
                  .  .  '                   '      .'
ejm96                                   ,^   ' . '
               -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Oh Boy!      /      "    "
        A snack!! /


      ()
      \/ ,^%---
       \_<  \ Ice Cream!
         <\_
         <_
       ^^| /
ejm97    /
              Y
              \ ,^%---  This house wine has an
           )(__\<  \      amusing bouquet...
          _[]_  >
         [____]_>,^
ejm97    | //|| |


   88
 8888--__
88888    '-     -----------------
          \    (Oh boy! Grapes!!!)
     ---%^^^,   -----------------
       /   />
          / >
           _>,^
          / \_


              (
              |
            w \ ,^%---
            |__\<  \ What's for dinner???
          ____  >
         [____]_>,^
ejm97    | //|| |


  ,^%---
\_<  \ What's for dessert then???
   >         _________________
   >     ___________
  _>,^     _____________
 / \_

               *
 *     *        *
  I   *         Y
  I   I     )    \ ,^^%---
 | | ( )  86 /\ \_\>   \ Champagne and/or soda all round!
 |_|_|_|_888/_o)_  >
[________________] >,^
|                |/|
|ejm             |\ \


  I             *     @
  I     )        *   / \
 | |  86 /\      Y   mmm   ha
 |_|_888/_o)_     \ ,^^x--- ha
[____________]   \_\>   \ ha
|            |      >        Luckily for me, there is no more
|ejm98       |  //\>^^     Champagne after I finish this glass.

              __\  __
        __.---\_\\/_/----.__
   _---'\_\/   __)_    \ /_/`--_
  <._   __(__ /_/_--` __)__    _.>
     `-/_/ \_\ `--`  /_/_\_|.-'
         `-----,---------'
               \
               .^^%---
              /<   \     I finally located my platter
             / >       and had just now prepared it with
               >,^          fresh basil leaves.
              /|
  ejm         | \

                    ,^^%---
           ___     /<\  \ making bread
        __(___)__ / >/
       [_________]  >,^
       |         | /|
ejm    |         | | \

           ,-.      ,^^%---
          (___)    /<\  \  It worked!
        __(___)__ / >/
       [_________]  >,^
       |         | /|
ejm    |         | | \

               .  u  ,^^%---
         _._ \| |] \_>_  \ tea or coffee?
       \(   )]|_|    >/
      [__________]__>^^
ejm98 |        //|| |


               .    .  u  ,^^%---
         _._ \| |]\| |] \_>_  \ Please help yourself.
       \(   )]|_|__|_|    >/      I think the extra cups are
      [_______________]__>^^        in the cupboard.
ejm   |             //|| |


           .     u  ,^^%---
         \| |]    \_>_  \ coffee?
       ___|_|___    >/
      [_________]__>^^
ejm98 |       //|| |


                ||
                ||  ,^^%---   Iced tea.
         \| |]    \_>_  \ Mmm, delicious!
       ___|_|___    >/
      [_________]__>^^
ejm98 |       //|| |


            .    u  ,^^%---
          \| |]   \_>_  \ coffee and strudel, anyone?
       @@@_|_|__    >/
      [_________]__>^^
ejm98 |       //|| |


mmmm       ---%^,
 strudel    @/  >
          ___\/ >
         [____]_>,^
ejm98    | //|| |



mmmm       ---%^,
  soup...   q/  >
          (_)\/ >
         [____]_>,^
ejm      | //|| |


            u  ,^^%---  Did someone say toast? Does
    _._      \_>_  \    that mean it's time for tea?
 _\(   )]_     >/
[_________] __>^^
|ejm98    |//| |


      | /      ,^^%---
    ,.|/     \_>_  \ This congee is pretty good....
 __(   )__     >/
[_________] __>^^
|ejm98    |//| |

bubblegum:
                      _
              ,^^%===;_)
            /<|
            \<\
              <
             ^^|\
  ejm      ___/_/_____________________

                        , -.
                      ,      `
                     ;         :
              ,^^%===;         ,
            /<|       .       ,
            \<\         - _ -
              <
             ^^|\
  ejm      ___/_/_____________________

                           , -.
                         ,      `
                        ;         :
                       .         ,
                ,^@@===;       ,
              /<|       - _ -
              \<\
            ^^<
            _/|
              /



  ejm     ___________________________


                      ;
                  !     ~
                     ,         `
                       ,

                    /
                   |,^%---
                   <   \ popped!!  but that was cool!
                \ > \
  ejm     ____/\/>,^_\_____________

frying pan & fire:

Veronica Karlsson drew the frying pan

                )   (  )   )
                 (   )   (
       ----%^^\_____________^^^\
   O______/__\              /   ^
         /    \____________/   ejm & VK 1996



                  '
                   ,
                   '
                  '
                   '
                  (
                 '  )
                ')('
ha             ( )  )')
 ha             ( /(( )     ,^
   ha  -----%^^)')(( ) )^^^^      Now I fear I am
     ha ha /|_ -_-_-_-_-||     out of the frying pan
          / |ejm96-_-_-_||        and into the fire
            ==============

          [|
          |       ha
    (     \ ,^%---  ha
  _)__)___ \>  \  ha
 _\____/_ \/>
[________]  >
|ejm    |  /|^^
|_______|  \ \


          [|
     )    |       ha
  ( (     \ ,^%---  ha
  _)__(___ \>  \  ha
 _\____/_ \/>
[________]  >
|ejm    |  /|^^
|_______|  \ \

File: mirrors/ejm/files/llizards-p3.txt
llizard as seen in newsgroups and/or chatrooms (r-y)
by llizard (aka ejm)
page 3 (r-y)

running:

        ,^^%---
      \_<_  \
        > \       ______________
        >     _________
        >,^       ________
       / \/ ______
ejm97  \

salute:

       ,^^%---
      /_<  \
        >|
        >|
       ||^^
ejm    ||

scarf:

                                       ,^
                    ===%X^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                        /\\ "    "
   woolly scarf ---->  // \\      ejm96
                       "'  "'


                                       ,^
ejm97                ---%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                       /    "    "
 woolly scarf            __      __
discarded; it's ---->   //\\   _//\\
Spring at last!        "'  \\_//   "'

                         _           ,^
good thing I still ---%^//^\^^^^^^^^^
    have my          / // "\\  "__
  woolly scarf! ----> '''   \\_//\\
Spring seems to have             '''      ejm97
   gone again

scissors:

  snip, '.             ha
    snip  '.   _  .^%--- ha
      ______'.(_)_<  \ ha    I'm not really allowed
             (__)_/>          to have scissors...
                 /\>,^
                   |
  ejm              \

sh!:

           ,^%== sh!
           <___/
           />         Don't tell anyone!
          / >
            >
           /|'^
ejm97     |  \
sick:

                ____
 __ice___\     ( )  )
   pack  /     () ) ))           ,^
             ===@)@)^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                     "    "

                                  ,^
              ---%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
               @(    "    "
              @@
             @@
        ______@___
ejm97   \________/  <----- good thing that basin is there.


          ,^,__
         < \_^,\
         <     ^%---
         < __    \@
       ^^ \ /      @'
ejm97_____/__      @#
             |  __#@_____
             |  \_______/  <---good thing that basin is there.
singing:

           ___
           \  \    ____
           /   |  |    \
         ()   ()  \    /
                 ()  ()
             la                           ,^
                la  -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ejm97             la la /    "    "
                       /
skateboard:

        ,^^%--- ha
      __<_/ \ ha
        >          ha
        >,^
       / \
      _\__\_
ejm97  o  o
skating:

        ,^^%--- ha
      __<__ \ ha
   __   <         ha
    \_^,<
         \
         /
ejm97   --
skiing:

             _,^^%--- ha
       +----|<\/| \ ha     I prefer crosscountry
            <   |      ha
         ^,<    |
        \  | \  +
ejm97    \/__/____            llizard aka ejm
          \             cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca
           \


            \
            /
         _.^^%---
\       / <   \ Yikes! I don't think I like skijumping
 \        <
  \        <__ |
   \      \ \ \|
    \      \/  |
     \      \  |
ejm97 \      \
       `.

             _,^^%---  ha
       +----|<\/\ \  ha
            <    \      ha
           <__    x            Is it any wonder that I
ejm      ^^|_/____             prefer crosscountry?
     _____/___

I was skiing in ElkIslandPark (Alberta) one very cold winter’s day and met a young bison on the trail.


                                               _.-```'-,_
                                       ,., ,-'`          `'-.,_
                                     /)   (\                   '`-.
                                    ((    ) )                     `\
          _,^@@---                   \)  (_/                       )\
    +----|<\/| \  /| / / /` /_/ /    |     /)           '   ,'    /  \
         <   |   /-|/_/ /_7/ / .     @\  @'            '    (    /   ))
      ^,<    |                        |    _/\ ,     /   ,,`\   (   "`
     \  | \  +                         \Y, |  \  \  | ```| / \_ \
ejm98 \/__/____                         `)/    \  \  )   ( >  ( >
       \                                        \( \(    |/   |/
        \                            mic/dwb   /_(/_(   /_(  /_(

Many thanks to miK and Donovan for the bison drawing.

                                      ________________
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          *         _________||) \ / !_'-__________._\
         *        ,| |_| ^ |)!|___|__|
          Y,     ;`|_|_|/_\|_|
          /|     `.
         / \,^^%---`.
        /  <\/\ \   ;
       x   >...\...'
           >,^  \
          / |  / x
ejm   ____\__\/
             /

sleeping:

                      |\  |
^^^^%---   _  \    /  | \ |
 "   \ Y  /-\  \/\/   |  \|

 &_______&
 |       | Z
 |_.^=---Z
 \_<__\Z__\
 |\________\
 |'\ (      \
   '\   `    \
    '\&_______\&
     '|________|
ejm97 |        |

             Z
  &_________Z_&
  |         Z |
  |________Z__|
  \     .^=---Z\
  |\    <  \Z   \
  |'\_\/_>\______\
    '\____/_______\
     '\            \
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         '|____________|
ejm97     |            |

                   z
         ___     z
       _/   |   z
      |_____| ===-^^>
        --- ==    \/ >
      [_____]      __>,^
ejm97  |   |      //| |


         ___
       _/   | huh? whaa- aa- tt???
      |_____| ---@@^>
        --- ==  / _/ >
      [_____]      __>,^
ejm97  |   |      //| |



         ___       z
       _/   |   z
      |_____| z    ,^>
        --- == ---= / >
      [_____]  z / /__>,^
ejm    |   |       //| |


         ___       z
       _/   |       z
      |_____|     z
        --- ==  z  ,^\>
      [_____]z ---= __\>,^
ejm    |   |   z / //| |


         ___       z
       _/   |       z
      |_____|     z
        --- ==  z
      [_____]z ---=^^^_\>,^
ejm    |   |   z / //| |



                        z
                      z
         ___             z
       _/   |            / z
      |_____|        <^,=---
        --- ==      / >
      [_____]      /__>,^
ejm    |   |       //| |

        ___
      _/   |              /     *snort*
     |_____|             |,^+---
       ---  ==           <   \ Huh?  Wha... t... t... t ???
     [_____]     __    \ > \
ejm98 |   |      __| /\/>,^ \


        ___
      _/   |
     |_____|            /_,^^+---
       ---  ==            <\  \ Not much point in staying here...
     [_____]     __       > \
ejm98 |   |      __|   _ /\>^^


  ---+^^._/   Night night!
    /  />
      /  >
         >
        /|^^
ejm    |  \

 _____________
| *    .  .   |
|.   (    *  *|
|__*_____*__._|z        !
        !       z ---=^.|
        |..________z/ _>|
ejm98   |:::::::::::||  |

 _____________
| )=          |
|"`           |
|______!______|  I think I'll just stay here until tomorrow.
       |.^@@---        !
       |<_ _\________..|
ejm98  |  ||:::::::::::|

 _____________
| )=          |
|"`           |
|______!______| z
       |.^=--- z       !
       |<_ \z________..|
ejm    |  ||:::::::::::|

 _____________
| *    .  .   |
|.   (    *  *|
|__*_____*__._|
       !        z
       |.^=--- z       !
       |<_ \z________..|
ejm98  |  ||:::::::::::|

 _____________
|/, //,/,///,/|
|,/, ,/ / , //|
|_//__,__/_,__|
       !        z
       |.^=--- z       !
       |<_ \z________..|
ejm98  |  ||:::::::::::|


 _____________
| *    .  .   |
|.   (    *  *|
|__*___!_*__._| z
       |.^=--- z       !
       |<_ \z________..|
ejm98  |  ||:::::::::::|


 _____________
| *    .  .   |
|.   (    *  *|
|__*___!_*__._|
       |.^@@===        !
       |<_ __________..|
ejm    |  ||:::::::::::|

sneeze:

             /\                    _
          ,^^,               /\   / \
         < \_ ^=---    _ |_||  | |   |
         <      \ a h (_ | ||  | |   |
         < __                \/  |   |
       ^^ \ /                     \_/
ejm97     /
snow and ice:

 *            *
      *
        __.^^%---    *
  *     \_==___    |      |[]| (___)|
___ | =|  ___ `.  | ___  | =| ___  |
 * )|__|_( * );]==[( * )_|__|( * );]
 -         -         -         -


           ________
          /        \
         /_ ___ _  _\
        |(_` | / \|_)|
        |._) | \_/|  |
         ha ha      /
      ha  \________/
   ha         ||
 ha        \  ||
   ha \    /  ||
    ---%^^')__||
          <   ||
          < __
        ^^ \ /
 ejm98     /
 c7w68     \
        vv /_\
          <
          < __||
    ---%vv')  ||
   yg /    \  ||
 yg        /  ||
   yg      ___||___
      yg  /        \
         yg_yg  _   \
        |'_) | / \|_ |
        |(_,_|_\_/|_)|
         \          /
          \________/


            ________
           /        \
          /_ ___ _  _\
         |(_` | / \|_)|
         |._) | \_/|  |
          \          /
           \________/
               ||
         ,^^,__||
        < \/   ||
        < __
      ^^ \ /       /  Never mind, too late... and I'm NOT
 ejm98   /       ^%---  going to draw the secret handshake....
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      vv /_\       \  Nc^cL w!uq` foo lgfc''' guq I,w NOL
        <
        < /\ __||
         `vv`  ||
            ___||___
           /        \
          /_     _   \
         |'_) | / \|_ |
         |(_,_|_\_/|_)|
          \          /
           \________/


        ______
       | /  \ |
       ||STOP||    ,^%---
       |_\__/_|  __>_ \
         --- ==    >/
       [_____]  __>,^
ejm98   |   |  //| |

surfing:

                             ~-
                              -~-~-
                   ,^^%--- ha  -~-~-~
                 __<_/ \ ha     -~-~-~-
                    >      ha   -~-~-~-~
                    >,^         -~-~-~-~
                   / \        -~-~-~-~-~-~-
~-~-~-~            \  \     -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
ejm 97~-~-~-~-~-~========-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~  ~-~-~  -~-~-~-

sword:

             -)-----
             /
            /
         ,^^^%---
        < / _ \
        < \/ \
        < (ejm)
        <  \_/
      ^'/\
ejm97  / |


         ,^^^%---
       /< / _ \ My armor is only slightly tarnished
      / < \/ \
-----)- < (ejm)
      ^'/\ \_/
       / |

         ,^^^%---
        < /\_ \ hmmm        \_
        < \       what's    _\)
        <           that?     \_
      ^'/\                   _/ `\
ejm98  / |                  '     `\



             -')-----
             /
            /    ha
         ,^^^%--- ha
        < /   \ ha   Look!
        < \
        <           _
      ^'/\        _/ `\
ejm98  / |       '     `\

            -')-----
            /
           |     ha
         ,^^%--- ha
        < /  \ ha    Did someone say "sword fight"??
        < \
      ^'/\
ejm98  / |

         ,^%---
      |_<   \
        <\_')-----
        <
      ^'| \
ejm98  /  |

tennis:

     __      ,^^%---
  o (##)==__<_/  \ I think I'll be ready for Wimbledon
            <           next year....
             >,^
             |\_
ejm97         \
theatre:

       ___
   .=={6_6}==.
==='  (\_/)  '=,
          /    '==
        ,^^%---
       < \  \ I love a good tragedy, don't you?
    ,=,<  \__
   =' '=={9 9}==.
       <  /^\  '===
     ^'|\
ejm97 / |


          /\          ==,
        ,^^%---         '===,   ___  ,=====,
       < \  \ I love a      '=={6_6}=' ___ '====
       <  \   good tragedy;    (\_/),={9 9}==.
       <      don't you?         ==='  /^\   '===,
       <                                         '=
     ^'|\
ejm97 / |

trashbin:

        _.~.__/  ,^%---
       C(___) \_<   \      Hey! This lamp looks
       ___&___ _/>       perfectly good if I just
      }       {  >            polished it....
      } TRASH {  >,^
      }  BIN  { /|
ejm97 }_______{ | \

tree:

        ###
       #####
     #==%^####        (Heh, heh, they'll
    ###\#|#/###,^          NEVER
     ###\|/###^        find me here !!!)
      # }|{  #
ejm97   }|{
umbrella:

               .
              _|_            Hey, I thought it was
           .-'   '-.         supposed to be spring!
          /         \
          ^^^^^|^^^^^    (Will this sleet never end???)
               |
             \_/
     ______   "\
    | MAIL |=%^^'>
    |_BOX__|__ / >
       ||     "  >
       ||        >
       ||        >
ejm97 _||_        '^
                "


              _|_
           .-'   '-.
          /         \           I'm scared!
          ^^^^^|^^^^^              What if it's
               |            ,^       raining "very own"
          ---%^|^^^^^^^^^^^^             cats and dogs???
ejm97       /  \_"/    "


, // ,,/ ,.// ,/ ,// /
/, // ,/,_|_// ,/ ,, ,
 /, /,.-'   '-. ,// ///
, ,/,/         \ // ,,//
,/ , ^^^^^|^^^^^ ,// ///
 / //     |  ,^%--- , //
,/ ,,     J\/<  \|+'(` , |) ^ ||\|||\|/` |
 /,/         >   || ,)// |\/-\|| ||| |\] .
, /,/        >      / ,
/ /,,       /|^^  . , //
, / ejm     \ \    ). /

unicycle:

ha     ---%^^,
     ha  / __>_/
 ha          >
           __>,^
           \ /
           ~|\
            |~
            -
ejm97     ( * )
            -


         o
              o
     o ---%^^,
         / __>_/o
     o       >
         o __>,^
           \ /
           ~|\
            |~
            -
ejm97     ( * )
            -
vampire:

                  ha!  No thank you, I don't drink *wine*
                ha!                          ,^
                  ha! ______%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                      V V  /    "   "
ejm96                     /
viola:

            -#-----
           /
        ,^/^%---
       < /   \        the ultimate viola joke:
       <  @@-'#=
       <   \/        llizard playing the Walton
       <
      ^'|\
ejm97  / |

Would you like to see more viola jokes?

                                                   | /
  ___                 -#-----                   ^  |/
  \  \    ____         \          _         _  /_\ |\
  /   |  |    \    ===%^^^,      / \  _ |> |_ /   \| \
()   ()  \    /   =#-@@ / >       \  <_ |\ |_
        ()  ()        \/  >      \_/
                       ___>,^
ejm97                 //| |


                                                      | /
   ___                     -#-----             ^  |/
   \  \   ____             \     _         _  /_\ |\       _
  /   |  |    \        ===@@^,  / \  _ |> |_ /   \| \     //
()   ()  \    /        _ _   >   \  <_ |\ |_ Ow!Ow!Ow!   //
        ()  ()     =#-(_X_)/ >  \_/         /\_/\       //
                         \/  >              (@.@ )_.-._//
                          ___>,^            > O < .-.  )
ejm97                    //| |                  |/   |/


       -#-----
        \                  I
    ===%^^^,             REALLY
     =#-@@ / >          should be
       \/  >           practicing!!!
         ___>,^
ejm97  //| |

        ,^^^%===
       <    @@-'#=      \_|_/      I really SHOULD be
      /<     \/       _|etudes|_      practicing!
    ,/ <                  |
   -#-----                |
       <                  |
       <                  |
     ^^       ejm 97     /|\
        "


                 ha         | _ _                  | /
  Hey!            ha ---%^^,|(_X_)-#=           ^  |/
  Practice          ha /  /_|\/   _         _  /_\ |\
  really does              <     / \  _ |> |_ /   \| \
  make perfect!            <     \   <_ |\ |_
                         ^^|\  \_/
     ejm97                /  \


   new music:

                     ha         W                       | /
                      ha ---%^^,|@@-#=               ^  |/
     These pitchforks   ha /   >|\/    _         _  /_\ |\
        make VERY             /_|     / \  _ |> |_ /   \| \
    interesting sounds!        <      \   <_ |\ |_
                               <    \_/
                             ^^|\
ejm97                         /  \


      =#-@@,^^%---
         \/<\  \  What???
           > \,
         -----#-
           >
           >
          /|^^
ejm97    / \

 my string quartet:

       ~~0 /                      Q @
        /_oo-#= \_|_/            _|/_
        .| \/  _|_|_|_ \_|_/    /( )_\     -#-----
        ||__      |,  _|_|_|_ ;/_)_(_       |      ha
   0 /  | |\\    /|\     |,    _(   )    _ _\,^%--- ha
  /_oo-#=               /|\   /  /  /=#-(_X_)   \ ha
  .| \/     _/                    \_    \/  >
  ||__       |,   ejm 98           |,    ___>,^
  | |\\     /|\                   /|\   //| |

My quartet gave a concert in April 1998 is playing in another one in April 1999. You can see the 1998 program and the 1999 program if you like.

  my quartet with a clarinet added:

                          O
       ~~C /             /_\          Q @
        /_oo-#=     ___ / |.         _|/_
        .| \/  ___ |_|_|__|| ___    /( )_\
        ||__  |_|_|  |,//|  |_|_| ;/_)_(_             ha
   C /  | |\\   |,  /|\       |,   _(   )    _|_,^%--- ha
  /_oo-#=      /|\           /|\  /  /  /=#-(_X_)  \ ha
  .| \/     _/                        \_    \/ >
  ||__       |,   ejm 98               |,    __>,^
  | |\\     /|\                       /|\   //| |


     my quartet with a piano added:
                ___
               | | \
               | |  \
               | |   \_______
               | |           \
        C    __|_|____________)
       /\/  /____|____________)
    . /  \_|_~~C /____________|           C @
    |/__    | /_oo-#=       )(           _|/_
    | |\\  :| .| \/   \_|_/ )(          /( )_\     -#-----
              ||__   _|_|_|_   \_|_/  ;/_)_(_       |     ha
     C /      | |\\     |,    _|_|_|_  _(   )    _ _\,^%--- ha
    /_oo-#=            /|\       |,   /  /  /=#-(_X_)   \ ha
    .| \/     _/                /|\       \_    \/  >
    ||__       |,   ejm 97                |,     ___>,^
    | |\\     /|\                        /|\    //| |

Actually, I’m very serious; I don’t fool around that much when we rehearse. I just got nervous for the drawing.

       _|_,^%---
   =#-(_X_)  \
       \/ >
       ___>,^
ejm   //| |

       _ _       ha
   =#-(_X_),^^%--- ha

         \/<\  \ ha
           > \,
         -->--#-
          /|^^
ejm      / \

           ,^^%---
          /<\  \
         / > \"
           > -#+----
          /|^^ (\)
ejm      / \    (_)


      ---=^^^,
  rats  /  /> \
          / >#/
           >-#+----
          /|^^(\)
ejm      / \   (_)



             ( )
              X
             ( )
              |
              #


          /        ha
          \,^^%--- ha
           <\  \ ha
           > \,
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          /|^^
ejm      / \

                ( )
               ( )
      \        /
       \      #
        #
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          /        ha
          \,^^%--- ha
           <\  \ ha
           >/
           >
          /|^^
ejm      / \

windows:

   ___________
  |  _______  |
  | |  =|=%^| |
  | |---+---| |
  | |___|___| |
  |___________|        ejm

o=(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=o
  !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-!
  ! !  , /___\`  ! !!
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  !-`| |   |   | |,-!
  !!!! |   |^%=| ! !!
  !!!! |_,<|_,_| !!!!
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o=(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=o
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  ! !  , /___\`  ! !!
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  !!  ,|___|___`  !!!
  !_,| |_______|` `_!
  !-`| | |   | | |,-!
  !!!! | \ ,^%---! !!
  !!!! |__<___\| !!!! I'm glad the window
  !!!!___________!!!! was unlocked.
  !!!!_ejm_______!!!!
  !!!!           !!!!
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  !!!!           !!!!
  !!!!           !!!!

o=(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=o
  !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-!
  ! !  , /___\`  ! !!
  !!! , /  |  \`  ! !
  !!  ,|___|___`  !!!
  !_,| |_______|` `_!
  !-`| |       | |,-!
  !!!! |   ^^ /| ! !!
  !!!! |\/<_>/_| !!!!
  !!!!____/_`^%---!!! I'm getting stiff
  !!!!_ejm_____\_!!!! from all this climbing.
  !!!!           !!!!
  !!!!           !!!!
  !!!!           !!!!
  !!!!           !!!!


o=(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=o
  !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-!
  ! !  , /___\`  ! !!
  !!! , /  |  \`  ! !
  !!  ,|___|___`  !!!
  !_,| |_______|` `_!
  !-`| |       | |,-!
  !!!! |       | ! !!
  !!!! |_____/_| !!!!
  !!!!______,^%---!!!  I made it!!!
  !!!!_ejm__<__\_!!!!
  !!!!     / <   !!!!
  !!!!        <_ !!!!
  !!!!      ^^| \!!!!
  !!!!       /   !!!!

o=(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=o
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  ! !  , /___\`  ! !!
  !!! , /  |  \`  ! !
  !!  ,|   |   `  !!!
  !_,| |___|___|` `_!
  !-`| |   |   | |,-!
  !!!! |   |   | ! !!
  !!!! |___|___| !!!!
  !!!!______,^%---!!!
  !!!!_ejm_/<\_\_!!!!
  !!!!     \< \  !!!!
  !!!!      <    !!!!
  !!!!    ^^|\   !!!!
  !!!!     / /   !!!!


o=(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=o
  !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-!
  ! !  , /___\`  ! !!
  !!! , /  |  \`  ! !
  !!  ,|___|___`  !!!
  !_,| |_______|` `_!
  !-`| |       | |,-!
  !!!! |   ,^%---! !!
  !!!! |_\/>\_\| !!!!  bye!
  !!!!____/\>__| !!!!
  !!!!_ejm__>____!!!!
  !!!!     / ^^  !!!!
  !!!!     \     !!!!
  !!!!           !!!!
  !!!!           !!!!

o=(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=o
  !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-!
  ! !  , /___\`  ! !!
  !!! , /* |  \`  ! !
  !!  ,|  *| * `  !!!
  !_,| |*__|___|` `_!
  !-`| |  *|   | |,-!
  !!!! |*  |  *| ! !!
  !!!! |__*|_/_| !!!!
  !!!!______,^%---!!!  I just looked out the window and there IS snow!!!
  !!!!_ejm__<__\_!!!!
  !!!!     / <   !!!!
  !!!!        <_ !!!!
  !!!!      ^^| \!!!!
  !!!!       /   !!!!

windsurfing:

             /|
            / |
           /_ |   ,^^%--- ha
          /[_]| __<__ \ ha
         /____|)  >          ha
ejm 97  /     |   >,^
       /      |  / \
      /_______|  \  \
~-~-~-~-~-~============~-~-~-~-~-~
 ~-~-~-~-~-~  -~-~  ~-~-~-~-~
  ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~  ~-~-~
yikes!:

   !!!
^^^^%---
 "   \ yikes!

To llizards (archery – fryingpan)
To llizards (golf – poem)
To llizards (running – yikes)

©ejm 1996-2000

PUBLISHED: 3 November 2015
FILED UNDER: ASCII-art

File: mirrors/ejm/files/llizards-p2.txt
llizard as seen in newsgroups and/or chatrooms (g-p)
by llizard (aka ejm)
page 2 (g-p)

golf:

        |5>            ,^^%--- ha    I think I'm winning...
        |           __<_/  \ ha      I got the highest score!
        |          |  >         ha
        |          |  >,^
        |          | / \
ejm97   |o.... . ._| \  \
gunslinger:

   (dialogue stolen from the movie "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore")

         __M__
          ,^%---
       / <|  \   Howdy Partner...
       \_< \        when I count three,
         @| `           draw!
         \]
       ^'|\
ejm97    / |


         __M__
          ,^%---
       / <|  \   One...  two...   three...
       \_< \
         @| `
         \]
       ^'|\
ejm97    / |


        __M__
         ,^%---
        <|  \  Draw!!
        <\
        < `/@==
        \]
      ^'|\
ejm97   / |


        __M__  ha
         ,^%--- ha
        <|  \ ha      Yah missed, Sidewinder...
        <\
        < `/@==
        \]
      ^'|\
ejm97   / |
handcuffs:

          ,^^%---          Oh oh!...
         /<\  \ How do you open these things, anyway?
         \-m    <--(key)
hat:

             _
            (o)
            /
        ,^^^,       I take my hat off
       < \   ^%===     to you, Sir
       <  '
       <
      ^'
ejm97    "

                                       __/)
                                    .-(__(=:
                                    |  _ \)
                              (\__  | / \
                             :=)__)-|/ __/)
                              (/    |-(__(=:
          ,^%--- I've been       _  |  _ \)
         <   \ looking for a    ( \ | / )
         <\       new hat          \|/
         < \                        |
         <                        _/~\_
       ^,<                     [XXXXXXXXX]
ejm97    |\                     |       |
         | \                    |       |


                  __/)
               .-(__(=:
               |  _ \)
         (\__  | / \
        :=)__)-|/ __/)
         (/    |-(__(=:
            _  |  _ \)
           ( \ | / )
              \|/
               |
        ,^^^,_/~\_
       < \   ^^%---
       <  \     \ oh, oh... too HEAVY!
       <
     ^,<                     [XXXXXXXXX]
       |\                     |       |
ejm97  | \                    |       |

              __/)
           .-(__(=:
           |    \)
         _/v\_
        / ,^%---
        \<   \         This one's a little better...
         <\             but it still looks a bit
         < \          ridiculous, don't you think?
         <
       ^'|\
ejm97    / |

         _/v\_
        / ,^%---
        \<   \      I rather like this one...
         <\
         < \
         <
       ^,<
ejm97    |\
         | \


        / ,^%---
        \<   \ Ummm... another new hat? For me???
         <\  ___
         < \/ _ \      heh, heh, heh....
         < | (_) |
       ^,<  \___/
ejm97    |\
         | \
           _
       ___/_\___
        / ,^%---
        \<   \ Excellent! I've needed a nice
         <\ broad brim to keep the sun off my nose.
         < \
       ^,<
ejm97    |\
         | \

horse:

                /
               /
             (/      ha
       _,,   '| ,^%--- ha
      "-=\;    \<  \ ha
       _ \\; _/ >
       _\| \___>^^
       \  \/\
           ( )~~~
           | \
ejm98     /  /

juggling:

      o
          o
  o---%^^,
     / __>_/o
  o      >
     o __>,^
       \ /
       ~ \
ejm97    ~

  and unicycling at the same time:

         o
              o
     o ---%^^,
         / __>_/o
     o       >
         o __>,^
           \ /
           ~|\
            |~
            -
          ( * )
ejm97       -

          o
             o
         / ,^%---
         \<__ \ o
         <
       __>,^      o
       \ /
       ~|\            o
        |~
        -             o
ejm97 ( * )
        -

        _   /    o
ejm97    \  \ o
        /\vvv^.^%---
          ^,  \  \       o
   - ____|     \   o
 ( * )   `             o
   -  o

ejm97      /
       /\ /
        ^'<
  - ____|  < /
( * )   ` \_<|  / OW
  -     o o  '^%---      o o  oo

             -
           ( * )      ,^%---
        o    -      /<   \ The doctor said I'd only
      _ooo__/_      \<|   need the cane for 6 months...
      }       {      < \
      } TRASH {   ^,<   7
      }  BIN  {     |\  |
ejm97 }_______{ o   //  |
kayak:
      (\   ,^%---
ejm97   \__>  \ These things are tippy!
         \/>
    ______\_>,^__
~-~-~`-----\----'~-~-~
 ~-~-~- -~-~\~-~-~
kite:
        #+# + +
       #/##+    +
     ###\/####    +
    #####'#####        ,^%---
     ###}#{'##       . <  \  Rats...
      # }{{ '#      ' \/>
ejm97   }}{         '   >
                    '   >,^
                    '  /|
                    '  | \
knight:

            -')-----
            /
           /              My armor is
        ,^^^%---             only
       < / _ \         slightly tarnished
       < \/ \
       < (ejm)

       <  \_/
      ^'/\
ejm97  / |
laughing:

        ha
^^^^%---  ha
 "   \ ha

I also did a llittle llizard gif of the same llaughing llizard.

             ha                           ,^
                ha  -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                  ha ha /    "    "
ejm96                  /


                            ha
                              ha
                                   ha
                                       ha
                                           ha
                                      ha ha
                 /\_/\          ha ha
<((((((((((_----_(@ @)       ha                           ,^
           (      \ /     ha     -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
           /|/-\|\ V        ha ha ha /      "    "
ejm97      " "  " "                 /
Hmmm. I suppose that llizard laughing at the poor raccoon _is_ rather like

                    the pot calling the kettle black....

          /\       ha
        ,^^^%--- ha
       < \/  \ ha
       <
       <
       <
       < __.
     ^^ \
ejm97    '


ha
 ha
   ha
        ha
            ha
                ha
           ha ha
     ha ha
  ha
ha  \     |
  ha \    | /
  ----%^^')/
          <
          <
          <
          <
          < __.
       ^^ \
ejm97      '

                                 ,^
  ha              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   ha  -----%^^      "    "
     ha ha /  (oops. I laughed my head off.)
ejm96     /

lightning:

 _____________
|/, //, ,///,/|
|,/, /, / , //|     a t?
|_//__,__/_,__|   z
       !        z
       |.^@@--- a      !
       |<_ _\wh______..|
ejm98  |  ||:::::::::::|

 ______________
|/, `.\  ,///,/|
|,  __`\/ , //,|
| ,`.  _\//  ,/|
|  , `.\ / , //|    a t?
|_//__,`\__/,__|   z
       !        z
       |.^@@--- a      !
       |<_ _\wh______..|
ejm    |  ||:::::::::::|


living room:

         ...............
         :@___________@:
         }|    -#-----|{
         }|     \     |{
         }| ===%^^,   |{
         }|=#-@@ />   |{
  .___   }|    \/ >   |{
  |   )  }|    ___>,^ |{  ___.--------'``````:``````'--------.___
  |  (_) }|   //| |   |{ (   |               :               |   )
  |      }|________ejm|{  \ ,;,,,            :               |  /
  |      :@...........@:   |\%%%%\___________:__________/~~~~~/|
  |                       / ,\%%%%\          |         / @*@ /, \
  | __      ha           /_ / `````          |         ~~~~~~ \ _\
.+. \,^^%--- ha         (@l)_ ___ ___ _     _| __   __  __  ___(@l)
+.+ <    \ ha            ||__________________|__________________||
.+.<_/                   ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__    Gorgeous!    /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)_
+.+.+.+| \\

Many thanks to shedragon for the chesterfield.

mailbox:
 ______     ,
| MAIL |=%^^ >
|_BOX__|__ / >
   ||     "  >
   ||        >
   ||        >
  _||_        '^
           "

              ?
 ______     .^%===
| MAIL |    <
|_BOX__|__ / >
   ||     "  >
   ||        >
   ||        >
  _||_        '^
           "

           *sigh*
 ______     .^%===
| MAIL |    <
|_BOX__|__ / >
   ||     "  >
   ||        >
   ||        >
  _||_        '^
           "


 ______     .^%---
| MAIL |    <  \ empty
|_BOX__|__ / >
   ||     "  >
   ||        >
   ||        >
  _||_        '^
           "

            ,
 ______  %^^ >
| MAIL | /"  >
|_BOX__|/    >
   ||        >
   ||        >
  _||_        '^
           "
          _____
         |[]   |

         |[]}} |
         |  }} |
         |  }} |
         ---"---
             \      ha
  ______     .^%---  ha
 | MAIL |    <  \ ha
 |_BOX__|__ / >
    ||     "  >
    ||        >
    ||        >
   _||_        '^
            "
mascarade:

          (|
      (\  >|
      >;\>;|
      >;:\;|)       ha
      >;;;\&===^^^%--- ha
      >;;:|( /<    \ ha        I LOVE parties!
      >;;/ _/ <\
      >;/ / \ < \/-')-----     I wonder if there will be shrimp cocktail?
      (/ (ejm)<
          \_/ <
            ^'/\
ejm97        / |
medal:

                      ha
                     ha                          ,^
                       ha  -----%^|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                         ha ha / || "    "
                              /  |/
ejm96                           (*)
                      Smarter than the average llizard
           I'm so smart, I received the medal of brain excellence!



                                         ,^
             -----@)@)^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
jag tappade hakan /   _/\_"    "
(my jaw dropped) /    \  /
                      |/\|               ejm96
mirror:

                       ...............
           /           :@___________@:
          /         ha }|      \    |{
        ,^^^%--- ha    }| ---%^^^,  |{       all those flies
       < \   \ ha      }|   /  / >  |{          and still
       <  \            }|     /  >  |{             so
       <               }|        >  |{            THIN!
       <               }|        >  |{
       < __.           }|    .__ >  |{
     ^^ \              }|       / ^ |{
         '             }|______'____|{
              ejm97    .@...........@.


                   ................
                   :@____________@:
      /\           }|     /\     |{    No more parachutists
    ,^^^%---       }| ---%^^^,   |{           for me!
   < \/  \ Augh!   }|   /  \/ >  |{
   <\              }|        />  |{
   < )             }|       ( >  |{
     |{
   <               }|         >  |{
^^'                }|          '^|{
    "              }|_______"____|{
          ejm97    .@............@.


painting:

And now, back to the drawing board...

with apologies to Magritte,
 "This is NOT an artist"

            ,---~        __|__
           /        ha  |     |       SHhhh!!!
        ,^^^%--- ha     | #   |
       < \   \ ha       |#### |   "Artiste" at work
       <  \ ____        | )(  |
       <   (o  #)      _|_____|_
       <    ~--'          /|\
       <                 / | \
       <      ejm97     /  |  \  (oh, yeah. right....)
     ^^                /   |   \
        "


            ,---~        _____|_____
           /        ha  |        ___|
        ,^^^%--- ha     |  ---@./ww |
       < \   \ ha       |      (\   |
       <  \ ____        |       "`  |
       <   (o  w)      _|___________|_
       <    ~--'             /|\
       <                    / | \
       <                   /  |  \
     ^^                   /   |   \
        "

            ,---~        _____|_____
           /        ha  |_          |
        ,^^^%--- ha     |_)-|  __/) |
       < \   \ ha       |   |-(__(=:|
       <  \ ____        |   |    \) |
       <   (o  w)      _|___________|_
       <    ~--'             /|\
       <                    / | \
       <                   /  |  \
     ^^                   /   |   \
        "
Arjan Kenter wrote one day in the newsgroup 

     "This raises the question, though, how we could put our
      signatures on the backsides of our ascii art..."

My reply:

       ______|______
      |             |
      |   !!!  ha   |   ~---,
      |^^^^%---  ha |        \_,^%---
      | "   \ ha    |         /<  \ Hmmm...
      |_____________|    ____/ >
            /|\         (#  o) >
           / | \         '--~ /|^^
ejm97     /  |  \             | \


       ______|______
      |             |
      |   !!!  ha   |
      |^^^^%---  ha |\_,^%---
      | "   \ ha    |__/> \ That is a tricky one...
      |______~---___|    >
            /|\   ____    >
           / | \ (#  o)  /|^^
ejm97     /  |  \ '--~  /  \


             |
            /|\
           | | |*flip*
      ===============\_,^%---
           | | |     __/< \ But not so hard...
          _|_~---_       >
            /|\   ____    >
           / | \ (#  o)  /|^^
ejm97     /  |  \ '--~  /  \


       ______|______
      |             |*flip*
      |             |
      |             |\_,^%---
      |             |__/< \  to solve...
      |______~---___|    >
            /|\   ____    >
           / | \ (#  o)  /|^^
ejm97     /  |  \ '--~  /  \


       ______|______
      |             |
      |             |   ~---,
      |    ejm97    |        \_,^%---
      |             |         /<  \ See?
      |_____________|    ____/ >
            /|\         (#  o) >
           / | \         '--~ /|^^
          /  |  \             | \

I have done a ridiculous htmllizard colour experiment that probably only works in Netscape Navigator 3.01.

  _____|_____
 |\  |||||  /|
 | \ ||||| / |                  I can't imagine why,
 |  \|||||/  |                  but some people seem
 |  (-o,o-)  | ~---,              to care to know
 |   \ c /   |      \_,^%---       what I really
 |   ,`-'.   |       />  \           look like
 | .-\/@\/-. |   ___/ >
_|/_________\|_ (# o) >         Click on the bottom of
      /|\        '-~ /|^^   the easel to see one of the few
     / | \   ejm     | \   photos of me that we have scanned

____|_____
 ,~,   Eve|
 )))      |
((((, (   |
\) \_(,)  |
(( \      | ~---,
|/` \     |      \_,^%---
(| (/     |       />  \ I just finished this portrait
-_ -_     |   ___/ >     of Eve, that I based on my
__________|_ (# o) >        drawing of Salome.
   /|\        '-~ /|^^   (That pose really does work
  / | \   ejm98   | \          in ASCII-art!)


parachute:

           _
        .-' '-.
       /       \
       \^^^|^^^/
        \  |  /
         \ | / /
          \|/^^%---
           [<\  \ Whee!!
           <
          ^,<
          _/\
ejm97       /
photocopier:

                        ha
   ________      .^%---  ha      one small step
  | PHOTO  |    <  \ ha          for a llizard,
  | COPIER_|__ / >            one GIANT step for ???
  |    |      "  >
  |    |         >
  |    |         >
  |____|___       '^
ejm97            "
           ____
          | ___|_
    ______||     |
    \ ____||     |
     \\ __||     |
      \\\ ||     |
       \\\||_____|
                 \      ha
   ________      .^%---  ha
  | PHOTO  |    <   \ ha
  | COPIER_|__ / >
  |    |      "  >
  |    |         >
  |    |         >
  |____|___       '^
ejm97           "

           *oh, oh...*
   ________
  | PHOTO  |=%^^'>
  | COPIER_|__ / >
  |    |      "  >
  |    |         >
  |    |         >
  |____|___       '^
ejm97         "
                    |\
                    | >
                    |/|
                      |
            ha        "
 ________ ha          /
| PHOTO  |  ha ---%^^'>
| COPIER_|__  ha /  / >
|    |             "  >
|    |                >
|    |                >
|____|___              '^
ejm97               "

              ha
 ___  _____ ha
| P< 
| CO>>PIER_|__  ha /  / >
| < < /              "  >
|  \//               |  >
|    |            |\ |  >
|____|___         | >    '^
ejm97             |/   "

                         /
 ___  _____              \
| P< >PIER_|__        / >    \ That's fixed it
| < < /              "  >         for sure.
|  \//               |  >
|    |            |\ |  >
|____|___         | >    '^
ejm97             |/   "

piano:

                _____
               | |   \
               | |    \
               | |     \___
               | |         \
               | |          \
        ,^%===_|_|___________|
       <\/  /____|____________)
    . <  \_|__________________|
    |<__    | )(            )(
    | |\\  :| )(   ejm 97   )(

         _______
        /       |
       /        |
   ___/         |
  /             |     /
 /              |_    \,^%---
(_______________|_\  \/<  \ THIS is a piano!
|__________________|_   > .
 )(            )( |    __>|
 )(   ejm 97   )( |:  //| |


         _______
        /       |            ____
       /        |            \/     |             /
   ___/         |     /   \   \     |     /|     /
  /             |     \    \/       |__  /_|    / \
 /              |_---%^,                /  |   /___\__
(_______________|_\ / />
|__________________|_/  >                       ________|
 )(            )( |    __>^^
 )( ejm        )( |:  //| |


         _______
        /       |
       /        |
   ___/         |
  /             |     /     ha
 /              |_    \,^^%--- ha   Consider yourself lucky
(_______________|_\  _/<   \ ha       that you can't hear
|__________________|_ __>^^          what this sounds like!
 )(            )( |  //| |
 )(   ejm 97   )( |:                (I play very badly....)

                                                ____
         _______                |)             |
        /       |         ,|))  |) /         | |____
       /        |        I        /       |  | |
   ___/         |       | /       \  /  / |__| |_______
  /             |       |/          /__/
 /              |_     ,>%
(_______________|_\  \/<
|__________________|_/  >
 )(            )( |    __>|^
 )(   ejm      )( |:  //| |

                                                      ____ (`
         _______                            |)             |       `
        /       |         ,\/('    +        |) /         | |____     \
       /        |        I     (|()|  \ (;    /       |  | |        \_)
   ___/         |       | /    ,|    x \\     \  /  / |__| |_______
  /             |       |/            \         /__/
 /              |_     ,>%
(_______________|_\  \/<
|__________________|_/  >
 )(            )( |    __>|^
 )(   ejm      )( |:  //| |


pirate:

                         <@.
         Arrr,             (\             ,^
           me       -----%^^")^^^^^^^^^^^^
            Hearties!!! /     "    "
                       /
placard:

In reply to a drawing in alt.ascii-art of a vicious looking dog:

Shouldn't you have a warning sign posted?
      ________
     | BEWARE |
     |   OF   |
     |  DOG!  |
     |________|
         |
         |  .^%---
         |  <  \  Here you go.
          \/ >
             >
             >
ejm97       /\'^
            \ \


     ,^%---   Yikes! There are
 _.__<  \  vicious dogs everywhere!

(_.-- >         ____________                   .____N\         ____
-   __>,^-    ________                         `vvv @ )_____) ___
* ) \  ( * )       __________________             /  _|/---\\_  ____
-   ~    -                            ejm97          \        \


joris bellenger wrote:
start quote..........................................................
                   ___
                  _\  \_
                   /__|     Why I should keep the initials
               ___//_       of the author on a drawing I want to use.
[snip]
                                            _
                                          _/ \_    Oooops...
                                __________/__/
                               /         /
                              /     ____ \
                          ___/    _/    \ \
                      ___\____  _|       \_\__  /\
                      7 /    / /            \_\/  )
                      \/ ___/_/               (  /
                         7 /                   \/
_________________________\/b'ger_______________

........................................................end quote

Clearly these initials are dangerous! Perhaps a law should be passed
enforcing the use of proper labelling.

   _______________________
   >       CAUTION!      <
   >                     <
   >   Use of initials   <
   >     could cause     <
   >    serious injury   <
   >_____________________<

      ________
     |PRACTICE|
     |  SAFE  |
     |INITIAL-|
     |_LING!__|
         |
         |  .^%---
         |  <  \ STOP the misuse of initials!
          \/ >
             >
             >
            /\'^
      ejm97 \ \

____   ____
\PRA<  >FE |
|INI< '^
ow!/      /\_
     ejm97\


See? Even when you know to watch, accidents can happen!


                  '
                 '     ____
         ____      (  FE |       and into the fire
          |  SA> ')(' \ | But fear I    |         I know it.
           < \| will be panned|
           <  |_______________|
           <  (@)______________)
ejm97    ^^|\
           ' '
To llizards (archery – fryingpan)
To llizards (golf – poem)
To llizards (running – yikes)

©ejm 1996-2000

PUBLISHED: 3 November 2015
FILED UNDER: ASCII-art

File: mirrors/ejm/files/various-other-things-p4.txt
various other things (p4)
by llizard (aka ejm)

table:

the glass is half full...

         ,-.
        |._.|
      __|---|______________
     /  |   |             /|
    /   '._.'            / |
   /____________________/ /
  |_____________________|/|
   || ||              || ||
   || ||              || ||
   || ||              || ||
   ||                 ||
   ||                 ||


pickles:

      ___--________________
     /  |[]|              /|
    /   '__'             / |
   /____________________/ /
  |_____________________|/|
   || ||              || ||
   || ||              || ||
   || ||              || ||
   ||                 ||
   ||                 ||


please take out the garbage...

      ___--________________
     /  |[]|              /|
    /   '__'             / |
   /____________________/ /      bs
  |_____________________|/|    ,&bn;
   || ||              || ||    |`-'|
   || ||              || ||    |   |
   || ||              || ||    |   |
   ||                 ||       `._&'p
   ||                 ||          s


taxtime:

                  $
                 $
                   $

                $          _
             $            | |     _
                        __| |__  | |
       \~             _|  | |  |_| |
      c/             | |  | |  | | |
------<\------------------------------
       |\
ejm97  //

I have done a reproduction of a watercolour on the same subject and there is a Javascript ASCII-animation of taxtime as well.

telephone:

        ____________
      /   ,,____,,   \:.
      |__| [][][] |__|:  :
        /  [][][]  \   :  :
ejm98  /   [][][]   \   :  :
      /    [][][]    \   ..
=====|________________|

television:

         ________
        /_______/|
       | -----  ||   ,
       | |   |**||  |[|
       | |___|()||__|]|_,__
      /[________]|  |[|( )/|
     /___________________/ |
     |__________  ______ | |
     |          ||______|| |
     |        ] ||______|| |
     |          ||______|| |
 ejm |__________|________|/


toaster:

 ___________      `
|\   ((#####)\    ` \
| \ ==))###(= \     \ //)
|  \ ||#####|_ \     ((#(
|[> \___________\     ))#|
| | |            |    ||#/                            |
 \  |            |    ||/      .--.                   |
  \ |            |)---.   .---'    `-.         .----(]|
   \|____________|     `-'            `.     .'       |
                                        `---'    ejm98|

tombstone:

                  _  /)
                 mo / )
                 |/)\)
                  /\_
                  \__|=
                 (    )
                 __)(__
           _____/      \\_____
          |                  ||
          |  _     ___   _   ||
          | | \     |   | \  ||
          | |  |    |   |  | ||
          | |_/     |   |_/  ||
          | | \     |   |    ||
          | |  \    |   |    ||
          | |   \. _|_. | .  ||
          |                  ||
  *       | *   **    * **   |**      **
   \))ejm96/.,(//,,..,,\||(,,.,\\,.((//


tombstone ravaged by time:

                  _\<
                 (   >
                 __)(
           _____/  //   ___
          /        \\  /  \\__
          |  _     //  \     ||
          | | \    \\  / _   ||
          | |  |    \\/ | \  ||
          | |_/     |/  |  | ||
          | | \     /|  |_/  ||
          | |  \    \|  |     >_ )
          | |   \. _|\  |    < _|=
          |          /_.| .  \/
  *       | *   **  / * **  |\)/)    **
   \))ejm97/.,(//,,..,,\||(,wo,\ ).((//
                             -  \)


                  _  /)
                 mo / )
                 |/)\)
                  /\_
                  \__|=
                 (    )
                 __)(__
           _____/      \\_____
          |  _     ___   _   ||
          | | \     |   | \  ||
          | |  |    |   |  | ||
          | |_/     |   |_/  ||
          | | \     |   |    ||
          | |  \    |   |    ||
          | |   \. _|_. | .  ||
          |                  ||
          |  name goes here  ||
          |                  ||
  *       | *   **    * **   |**      **
   \))ejm97/.,(//,,..,,\||(,,.,\\,.((//


   My sister wrote the following to me:
“E’s hamster, Cookies, sadly has gone the way of all flesh. Cookies had a hard life. Taken from its mother too late, it never could be tamed, and so deprived itself of human affection because it bit anyone who came near.”

   I wrote back:
We were sad to hear of Cookies’ demise. While a “simple yet elegant stick” is fitting, we felt that it would be more appropriate to erect this little tombstone.

                  _  /)
                 mo / )
                 |/)\)
                  /\_
                  \__|=
                 (    )
                 __)(__
           _____/      \\_____
          |   _    ___   _   ||
          |  | \    |   | \  ||
          |  |_/    |   |_/  ||
          |  | \    |   |    ||
          |  |  \. _|_. | .  ||
          |                  ||
          |  _       . _   _ ||
          | (_ ()()|<||-_ _> ||
          |                  ||
          | Warning - Hamster||
          |      bites       ||
          |                  ||
  *       | *   **    * **   |**      **
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   and this little sign goes beside:

    ________________________________________________
   >                                                <
   >         Cookies was an ornery sort             <
   >      Though lavished by a friendly E,          <
   >  Bit his(her) way through his(her) short life  <
   >      A tuna tin his(her) only comfort          <
   >________________________________________________<
*   ||*        *   **    * **    **      **      *|* **
 \))||,\)ejm97/.,(//,,..,,\||(,,.,\\,.((//,,,.((/||,\||

Cookies was replaced by two hamsters (whose sex was extremely difficult to detect until after the babies were born – but that’s another story) Mishka went on to be the mother of several hamsters, one of which was a male named Lili who lived on happily for some time. The rest of the litter was sent back to the petstore from whence they came. (It’s best not to dwell on the terrible murder of Mishka’s sister Natasha.)

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          |   pardoned and   ||
          |    forgiven...   ||
          |                  ||
          |     May She      ||
          |  _     ___   _   ||
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          | |  |    |   |  | ||
          | |_/     |   |_/  ||
          | | \     |   |    ||
          | |  \    |   |    ||
          | |   \. _|_. | .  ||
          |                  ||
  *     * | *   **    * **   |**      **
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Lily breathed his last in early 1999.

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          |last of a dynasty;||
          |long lived & long ||
          |   long loved     ||
          |                  ||
  *       | *   **    * **   |**      **
   \))ejm,,/.,(//,,..,,\||(,,.,\\,.((//

towel:

       ______
  [===|     |====]
      |     ||
      |     ||
ejm97 |=====||
      |=====||
      '""'|
       |     |
       '""'

   monogrammed with the initials "KA":

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      | |/    ||
      | |`/\  ||
      |  /--\ ||
ejm97 |=======||
      |=======||
      '"'"'"'"'|
       |       |
       '"'"'"'"'

   and of course, with "EJM" --one should never be without one's towel!

       ___________
  [===|  _       |====]
      | |_       ||
      | |_ |     ||
      |   _||\/| ||
      |     |  | ||
      |          ||
ejm97 |==========||
      |==========||
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treasure chest:

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       | /         /
       `. ())oo() .
        |\(%()*^^()^\
       %| |-%-------|
      % \ | %  ))   |
      %  \|%________|
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tree:

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There is an ASCII-animation of the tree and a gif animation of the tree as well.

  maple leaf:

        _/\_
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     <_      _>
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ejm97    /

  Sir Isaac Newton:

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thanks to Jeremy  for the apple bursting idea

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trophy:

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                 /__\
               /|    |\
              (_|    |_)
                 \  /
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                _|__|_
              _|______|_
ejm97        |__________|

   trophy sent to Veronica Karlsson,
   (whose fault it is that this archive is here)

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              (_| VK |_)
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                _|__|_
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         __|_and_patience_|__
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      |_______a_llizard_________|


umbrella:

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     ^^^^^|^^^^^
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I have also done a beach umbrella.

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watering the lawn:

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   ,ejm,,,'; ',,,\,|,,,

garden

wind:

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       /, \ \,'
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There is an ASCII-animation of this windy day and also a gif animation of the windy day.

window:

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  !!!!           !!!!
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                                     \___/


yawn:

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  ejm      `._.'

To various other things (page 1: abacus – bridge)
To various other things (page 2: caduceus – girl)
To various other things (page3: hands – surprise)
To various other things (page4: taxtime – yawn)

©ejm 1996-2001, 2005

PUBLISHED: 3 November 2015
FILED UNDER: ASCII-art

File: mirrors/ejm/files/sports.txt
sports
by llizard (aka ejm)

archery:

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badminton:

birdie:
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beachball:

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ejm98         \       /\
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Please see the ASCII-animation of this beachball.

bicycle:

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          .-.\  / .-.
ejm97    ( * )\/ ( * )
          `-'     `-'


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ejm97    -         -          -         -

We went on a bicycle holiday in France.
I was worried that I wouldn't be able to keep up.
(Thanks to anon for the bicycles)
                       ^
                       |
                       +
                       |
                       |
   _____________       |
  | Hey wait up!|      |
  |  At least   |      |
  | tell me at  |      A
  |  what hotel |     ===                ________
  |we're staying|    /EEE\               |______|
  |_____________|   //EEE\\              |*(  )*|     anon/ejm 97
       /     ______//_____\\_____________|O|  |O|_______
    ~~o
  -  /\,                   ---------- __o
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-  (*)                  -------    (*)/ (*)



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      ===                ________
     /EEE\               |______|
    //EEE\\              |*(  )*|     anon/ejm 97
___//_____\\_____________|O|  |O|_______

           bye bye
                                ---------- __o
 _ ~ ,_  ==c/                  --------  _ \<,_
(*)\/(*)  (\/\               -------    (*)/ (*)


Click on the map of our route in 1997 to see where we went. The Musée Nationale de la Préhistoire has photographed a cave painting like some we saw in the grotte de Font de Gaume in Les Eyzies. Click on the map of our route in 1998 to see where we went on another journey.

  bicycling in the rain:

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bladers and skaters:

       ==0      ==0      ==0_/     ==0_/
        /\/      /\_.     /\_       /\        _==0_/
ejm96  |\       |\       |\        |\ \      |\ \_
      /  |     /  |     /  |      /  |      / /
     oo  oo   oo  oo   oo  oo    oo  oo    oo oo

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        /|\/      /\     \/\ _           oo oo
ejm96 ,/ |\     ,/ |\       | \       \   / /
        /  |      /  |      /  oo    ==0__\/
       oo  oo    oo  oo    oo         \/


   ice skating:

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         /\/      /\_.     /\_       /\        _==0_/
        |\       |\       |\        |\ \      |\ \_
ejm97  /  |     /  |     /  |      /  |      / /
      --  --   --  --   --  --    --  --    -- --


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        /  |      /  |      / --     ==0__\/
       --  --    --  --    --         \/


cards:

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kite:

The following kites are copies of watercolour miniatures I have done:

  kite:
 _______________
|               |
|          /\   |
|         '\/   |
|       '  +    |
|    '      +   |
| '         +   |
|          +    |
|           +   |
|             + |
|ejm97          |
|_______________|

  kite flyers:
 ______________________
|                   '  |
|                 '    |
|               '      |
|             '        |
|           '          |
| __      '            |
| \o  . '              |
|  \\/                 |
|   \                  |
|   /\  ==o_\          |
|  / /    /\           |
|  ~ ~   /  \/\\       |
|ejm97         ~~      |
|______________________|

  kite flyer and kite:
                                                /\
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  kite flyers and kite:

                                                          /\
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ejm97        ~~

dedicated to the memory of ASCII-artist Colin Douthwaite fighting kites:

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        /\
ejm97   \/
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       '  +   +     +
      '     +        +
    '               +
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'

  dragon kite:
         -
ejm98   |'|
        '\\     ___
       '  \\   // \\
      '    ``_''   \\
    '               \\
  '                  `'
'

   box kite:
                   ______
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  danger:

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                    '   /|
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The most amazing sight I’ve seen, though, was in Lucknow, India. It was about 4:00 pm and suddenly the cloudless sky was filled with tiny square kites. They were clearly cheap things that kids got just for the purpose of fighting in the skies. We watched hundreds of kites dancing, lines crossing, and then the losing kites plunging to the ground as the winners went on to spar with others.

                      \|/
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       ' []        [] /|\       []     '            ( )_
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       ' '  (_)    "     '  | '     __'  '  |  ||-| |-[]|  \|/
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| |__| [] |   |[]  |  | |' |    | []  |  | |  | |   |||_|    [][]

Thanks to KoshyGeorge for drawing the city.

To sport page 1 (archery – kiteflying)
To sports page 2 (motorcycle – yoyo)

©ejm 1996-2001

PUBLISHED: 3 November 2015
FILED UNDER: ASCII-art

File: mirrors/ejm/files/various-other-things-p3.txt
various other things (p3)
by llizard (aka ejm)

hand

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need a hand?

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Need some extra light?

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disgraceful habit:

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                        /       /
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sore wrist:

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     /       / ,
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     /       /
    /       /
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   _________________       ((\
  | ha            ,^|  ,-_  \ \
  |ha ---%^^^^^^^^  |\/ / ,\ \ \
  | ha  /  "   "    |/)/)/\ \| |
  | llizard aka ejm |\ \ \ \ | |
  |______________|)\|)  `' | | |
                /  /,          |
                |  |          /
                |  \         /
                \           /
                 \         /
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                 /       /
                /       /
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   /))  _    _________________       ((\
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 / / /` \ \ |ha ---%^^^^^^^^  | / / ,\ \ \
 | |/ /\(\(\| ha  /  "   "    |/)/)/\ \| |
 | | / / / /| llizard aka ejm |\ \ \ \ | |
 | | | `'  (|/(|___________|)\|   `' | | |
 |          `\  \         /  /,          |
 \           |  |         |  |          /
  \          /  |         |  \         /
   \           /          \           /
    \         /            \         /
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      \       \            /       /
       \       \          /       /
                         /

      /))   _   _________________       ((\
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    / / / / /`_|ha ---%^^^^^^^^  |,-\ \ \ \ \
    | |/ / / / | ha  /  "   "    | \ \ \ \| |
    | / / / / /| llizard aka ejm |\ \ \ \ \ |
    | | | `'  (|/(|___________|)\|    ' | | |
    |          `\  \         /  /,          |
    \           |  |         |  |          /
     \             |         |            /
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        )      /              /       /
       /                     /       /
                            /

twiddling thumbs

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       /                  /


           ________________________________
          | Name                           |
          | E-mail                         |
          | URL                            |
 \)\/))   | motto                          |   ((\/(/
 \)\\< /))|_____________________________ejm|((\ >//(/
  \ \\\_/_____,----.              ,----._____\_/// /
   \ `(_]_______    `.          ,'    _______[_)  /
    `-------------,   \        /  ,--------------'
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          ||!
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          !||
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applause:

        ,,,
       !!!!\\\\
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      ` \`-'''|
        `\   /
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        ////
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       !   -'/   _  ||||
        \   /    \`-'''|
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          ,,,,
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        ////
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        \   /    \`-'''|
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                     \


             _________
            |         |
        ////|         |\\\\
       |!!| |_________||!!|
       |   -'/      \`-'  |
        \   /        \   /
         \__|         \__\_
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        /    |          \   \


             ________________________
            | Name                   |
            | E-mail                 |
        ////| URL                    |\\\\
       |!!| |________________________||!!|
       |   -'/                     \`-'  |
        \   /                       \   /
         \__|                        \__\_
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             ________________________
            | Name                   |
            | E-mail                 |
        ////| URL                    |\\\\
       |!!| |________________________||!!|
       |   -'/                     \`-'  |
        \___/                       \___/_
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handbasket:

               . ~ .
             '       '
            ;         ;
            "="="="="="                  . ~ .
  ejm       ="="="="="=                '       '
             ="="="="=                ;         ;
              ="="="=                 +=+=+=+=+=+
 ,===========.                        =+=+=+=+=+=
I             I                        =+=+=+=+=
I             I      ,========,         =+=+=+=
I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I     =          =
=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=    =            =
I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I   ==,==,==,==,==,=
=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=   ,==,==,==,==,==,
                  =,==,==,==,==,==
                   =,==,==,==,==,



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            ;         ;    ;         ;
            "="="="="="    +=+=+=+=+=+
            ="="="="="=    =+=+=+=+=+=
             ="="="="=      =+=+=+=+=
   ejm        ="="="=        =+=+=+=



                            . ~.
                           '     '
                          ;       ;
                          "="="="="
                          ="="="="=
                           ="="="=
    ejm                     ="="=


                     . ~.
                   '     '
                  ;    ,^%---
                  +=+=+=+=\ I'm going to Hell
                  =+=+=+=+  in a Handbasket
                   =+=+=+=
       ejm          =+=+=



        -       -   . ~.
                   '     '
      -     -     ;    ,^%---
                  +=+=+=+=\ I can't believe that VK
              -   =+=+=+=+= put wheels on this thing!
   -   (   )       =+=+=+=
     (   )   ( )===+=+=+=
                   O'   `O


                -       -   . ~\ ,^%---
                           '    <'  \ hmmm, this seems a little dangerous
              -     -     ;    <|/\
                          "="="=|="
                      -   ="="="="=
           -   (   )       ="="="=
             (   )   ( )==="="="=
                           O'   `O

        -       -   . ~.
                   '     '
      -     -     ;    ,^%---
                  +=+=+=+=\ Eeeek!! Where are the brakes
              -   =+=+=+=+=         on this thing!!!?!??
   -   (   )       =+=+=+=
     (   )   ( )===+=+=+=
                   O'   `O


        -       -   . ~\ ,^%---
                   '    <'  \        Clearly no brakes
      -     -     ;    <|/\ I'm going to have to jump!
                  +=+=+=|=+
              -   =+=+=+=+=
   -   (   )       =+=+=+=
     (   )   ( )===+=+=+=
                   O'   `O


        -     -  ---%^,/.
                   /__>  '  maybe this angle is safer...
      -     -     ;  /\>  ;
                  +=+=+=+=+
              -   =+=+=+=+=
   -   (   )       =+=+=+=
     (   )   ( )===+=+=+=
                   O'   `O



        -     -       . ~.
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     ---%^\        +=+=+=+=+
       /  /   -   =+=+=+=+=
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       (  (     )  O'   `O



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                    -     -      ;       ;
     /     Made it!!!            +=+=+=+=+
    |,^%---                  -   =+=+=+=+=
    <   \         -   (   )       =+=+=+=
  \ > \             (   )   ( )===+=+=+=
/\/>,^ \             (  (     )  O'   `O


hat:

         /v\
ejm    _|___|_


            /^v^\
           /     \
ejm    ___|_______|___


          _-'-_
         /     \
        |       \____
ejm     |________)___)


            /^v^\
           /     \
          /       \
         |         |
  _______|_________|________
            \_O_/
ejm        __) (__
          /  `-'  \


            _-'-_
           /     \
          |       |
   _______|_______|________
            \_O_/
ejm        __) (__
          /  `-'  \

sombrero:

                _-'-_
               /_-_-_\
       _______|-_-_-_-|________
  ejm (________________________)
      ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

               ._-'-_ .
          . '  /_-_-_\   ` .
       .'     |-_-_-_-|      `.
  ejm (       `.-_-_-.'        )
      !`.                    .'!
        ! ` .            . ' !
          ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !  !


               ._-'-_ .
          . '  /_-_-_\   ` .
       .'     |-_-_-_-|      `.
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      !`.                    .'!
        ! ` .            . ' !
          ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !  !
            / /       \ \
          _-| \___ ___/ /-_
         (_ )__\_)\(_/__( _)
             ))))\X\ ((((
               \/ \/

hospital items:

   wheel chair:

         _
          L_
 ejm96   (*).


              ._
                |
                |
                |L___,
              .' '.  T
             :  *  :_|
ejm96         '._.'   L



   nurse's cap, suringes and medicine:

                                     ()
      ___________                    ||
      \---------/      ___          /  \
       \       /   o--[___]----     |Rx|
        \_____/            ___      |__|
ejm96                  o--[___]----


                         ()
                         ||
           ___          /  \
       o--[___]----     |Rx|
               ___      |__|
ejm        o--[___]----



house & tree:

@
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  @
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   @ /  \       #####
   ]/ [] \    ###EJM###
   / [][] \  ###\#|#/###
   |  __  |   ###\|/###
   |  |!  |    # }|{  #
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   with family and dog:

@
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  @
   @  /\         ###
   @ /  \       #####
   ]/ [] \    ###EJM###
   / [][] \  ###\#|#/###             O/   O
   |  __  |   ###\|/###      ,,     /|   /|\     \_o_
   |  |!  |    # }|{  #     &@___?   |    |       _| \
   |  ||  |      }|{          " "   / \  / \     /  \_

   cabin in woods:


       ^  ^  ^   ^      ___I_      ^  ^   ^  ^  ^   ^  ^
      /|\/|\/|\ /|\    /\-_--\    /|\/|\ /|\/|\/|\ /|\/|\
      /|\/|\/|\ /|\   /  \_-__\   /|\/|\ /|\/|\/|\ /|\/|\
ejm   /|\/|\/|\ /|\   |[]| [] |   /|\/|\ /|\/|\/|\ /|\/|\


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/|\    ^        ___I_      ^
/|\ ^ /|\      /\-_--\    /|\ ^
/|\/|\/|\  ^  /  \_-__\   /|\/|\
/|\/|\ejm /|\ |[]| [] |   /|\/|\
          /|\

                    @
                   @
                 @
    ^        ___I_    ^
 ^ /|\      /\-_--\  /|\ ^
/|\/|\  ^  /  \_-__\ /|\/|\
/|\/|\ /|\ |[]| [] | /|\/|\
 ejm   /|\

   just the house:

          ___I_
         /\-_--\
        /  \_-__\
 ejm    |[]| [] |


     @
      @
       @
        @  /\
        @ /  \
        ]/ [] \
        / [][] \
        |  __  |
        |  |!  |
ejm     |  ||  |


     @
      @   /\
       @ /  \
       ]/    \
       /      \
       |  []  |
       |      |
       |  __  |
       |  ||  |
ejm    |  ||  |



     @      ___________
      @   /\           \
       @ /  \           \
       ]/    \           \
       /      \___________\
       |  []  |           |
       |      |    ___    |
       |  __  |   |   |   |
       |  ||  |   |___|   |
  ejm  |  ||  |           |


garden

                                 /
                                //
 ` ! ,                         ///
--( ) -      ###              /[_]
  , \       #####              [][
          #{##{####            [_]
         ###\#}#}###           [][
          ###\{/###      [     [_]
           # }}{ #       [_____[][
       ###   }}{           [_][__]
      #\#}#} }}{@  @       [___][]
      ##\/## }}{|@@|/      [_][__]
,ejm,,,,}{,,,}{{||||_______[___][]


     `!,
    -( )-
    /'|\`                        /
      | \ `                     //
                               ///
             ###              /[_]
            #####              [][
          #{##{####       o~   [_]
         ###\#}#}###      /`\  [][
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           # }}{ #       [_|_\_[][
       ###   }}{           [_][__]
      #\#}#} }}{@  @       [___][]
      ##\/## }}{|@@|/      [_][__]
,ejm,,,,}{,,,}{{||||_______[___][]


                                 /
                                //
 ` ! ,                         ///
--( ) -      ###              /[_]
  , \       #####              [][
          #{##{####       o~   [_]
         ###\#}#}###      /`\  [][
          ###\{/###      [ /%\ [_]
           # }}{ #       [_|_\_[][
       ###   }}{           [_][__]
      #\#}#} }}{@  @       [___][]
      ##\/## }}{|@@|/      [_][__]
,ejm,,,,}{,,,}{{||||_______[___][]


/ / ,,/ , // / /,/ , // / , / ,, #
    / / ,,,/ , //// ,/ _|_//,///#/
 / / ,,,/ , /,,/ ,  .-'   '-., #//
,,/ , /// ,/ ###/, /         \#[_]
  , / /// //#####  ^^^^^|^^^^^ [][
/ / ,,,/ ,#{##{####     | o~   [_]
 / / /, /###\#}#}###    J\/`\  [][
 , ,,/ , /###\{/### /    [ /%\ [_]
/ / //,/  /# }}{ # , ,   [__|\_[][
 / // /###   }}{/ / ,,,    [_][__]
 ,,,/ #\#}#} }}{@  @/ //   [___][]
/ // /##\/## }}{|@@|/,/,   [_][__]
,ejm,,,,}{,,,}{{||||_______[___][]

watering the lawn

Humpty Dumpty:

      .-.
     /6 6\
    |   > | ,w
   /| `=' |\/
_m/__XXXXX_______
______X_X________]
-__  /--/ _  _-__|
  _- `-_` __-- - |
-_ __ --- - _- --|
_ejm97___________|


 w,   .-.
  \  /9 9\  ,w
   \|   > |_/
    | `O' |
_____XXXXX_______
______X_X________]
-__  /---\_  _-__|
  _- `-_  `_-- - |
-_ __ --- - _- --|
_ejm97___________|


   w,   .-.
   /  / 9 9|  ,w
   \ /   > /_/
    | `O' /
____ XXXXX________
_____X__X________]
-__ /--- \_  _-__|
  _-`-_   `_-- - |
-_ __ --- - _- --|
_ejm97___________|


_________________
_________________]
-__  ---,    , _-|
  _- -_ \   | - -|
-_ __ ---X- X- --|
_ejm97__XXXXX____|
       |/\/\ |
    _ /\/\  \/\
   / |   >\    |   ....ow
  m`  \6 6/   'm
       `-'
_________________
_________________]
-__  ---,    , _-|
  _- -_ \   | - -|
-_ __ ---X- X- --|
_ejm97__XXXXX____|
       |/\/\ |
            \/\
    _ /\/\     |
   / |   >\   'm
  m`  \6 6/
       `-'

kicked out:

         _
          \__    __O_/
         O/__)  __/
         / \/ ,/ |
 ejm       /     \



                    _
        \_O__    __/
          \__   (__\C
          |  \,  \/ \
  ejm    /        \


boot:

     \_O~_
     ,_ \/
       \)
       /
       \

                           !!
                    ,7^^^7^%<
                   ^
        _~C_/   and STAY out!!!
        \/_,
        (/
         \
         /

To the other kind of boot

kimono and sash (obi?):

  _____________________________________   *******
 |%             %\     /%             %|  |/////|
 |%              %\   /%              %|  |\\\\\|
 |%               %\ /%               %|  |/////|
 |%                 /%                %|  |\\\\\|
 |%_________       /%         ________%|  |/////|
            |     |%        |             |\\\\\|
            |     |%        |             |/////|
            |     |%        |             |\\\\\|
            |     |%        |             |/////|
            |     |%        |             |\\\\\|
            |     |%        |             |/////|
            |     |%        |             |\\\\\|
            |     |%        |             |/////|
            |     |%        |             |\\\\\|
            |     |%        |             |/////|
            |     |%        |             |\\\\\|
            |     |%        |             |/////|
            |     |%        |             |\\\\\|
            |     |%        |             |/////|
            |     |%        |             |\\\\\|
            |     |%        |             |/////|
            |_____|%________|             |\\\\\|
                                          *******

knitting:

       \
        \,
        "",&&&&
        /&&& ?'>    DAmn!! That's knit one perl TWO...
   \   /  && _C  /
    \  \  )(    /
     \  \   \  ,""       '
      \  ) (_\/_|\`.____/,
       \(______ |\\ `.--_-
        |_____\ ~~~ \ `.        /\_/\   `.
        |======\ _,'\   `.      (@.@ )___))
        |       \ . )`__, `.   _> O <____ |
ejm `.__|_______.'  `'      `(()-' )/    \|


I have done a gif animation of knitting as well.

lamp:

ejm96          (
         .      )
     __.-~-.___/
    C (_____)
         &
        ~~~


      _.~.__/
     C(___)
        &
ejm97  ~~~


    )
   (
    _
    \`,.-*-.__
     `(_____) )
         &
ejm98   ~~~


    )
   (     .
    \`,.-~-.__
     `(_____) )
         &
ejm98   ~~~

expensive legs:

                                |     ,
                                |    /___$/
                                |    /   )   |
                                | [=((((,    |
                                |     !      |
                     ------*.*.*|     !      |
                   /     __.*.*.|     !      |_______
                  /  ` -    `.*.|     !       |
                 /    ' \  ` -`*|     !       |
                /    '   \   `  |    / \      |
               /  ,'      \   ' |   /   \     |
              /  /         \  ' |  /     \, ' |
             &==(           \  \| /       /   |
            /  / )           &==|/        |   |
           /_, |/            '  | )       |  `|
  ejm   ,___/  |             |_( \|        \  |
                          ,____'  \          `|
                                              |
                                              |
                                              |__
                                              |____
                                          ___ /
                                        /______  -,__


man and his dog:

a rather portly man,
wearing not nearly enough clothes,
walking his dog:

        ,~,
        \'}
       (_______
        )___)   `
       (__,-\     `
       | /`, \   (___`^^o
      ( /  ( /    ;,,,""u
ejm   )_    )_   (( ((


same portly man, dressed a little
more appropriately for public viewing:

        ,~,
        \'}
       (_______
        )___)   `
       (    \     `
       |  /  \   (___`^^o
      /__/ \ _\   ;,,,""u
ejm   )_     )-' (( ((


market:

                    __               _|_
                   |+-==|         .'.':`.`.
              |    |+--=|        / /  |  \ \
             /'\   '+ -=|        ^^^^^^^^^^^
            //|\\      =|   &C   O__u |  u O~
          O ^^^^^           /\_u/\/uuu|uuu\/\
     &C  /|\_@|   C__@     /)  ( '--------' ,|
     /\_ \@@@@|@@\/\      /_|   \_\   |    /_|           |
    ( ( `,o--------')      /|   / |  /|\   |\           /'\
    /__\ /`'  |   <|                        _|_        //|\\
    /|  />   /|\   \`                    .'.':`.`.     ^^^^^
                                        / /  |  \ \    %%|%%  O
                     _|_                ^^^^^^^^^^^   %%%|%%%_/\\
                  .'.':`.`.             C_/  |       '-------'  )
                 / /  |  \ \         d}<|8888|888  {b    |     / \
                 ^^^^^^^^^^^     _888/\_88888|8888_/\   /|\    |  \
          ~C          |   O      '--|(-------+----' ,|
          /),\_ O     | \/|\/    |  |_\ | \  |    |/_(
       o /( )  /|\####|###### O  |   | \    /|\   | \\
      (`' )_(  \|'-----------'/\\
      /\  / |   |\    |  _o  /  )
  ejm           |/   /|\  (`'  /|
                          />   \ \

There is a description of the Dijon market. It’s a small excerpt from my voluminous diary of a bicycle trip we took from Dijon to Avignon in September 1996.

mittens:

  ))))(
 /     \
|       \    )((((
|    |\_)   /     \
 \___/     / ^     \
          (_/ |    |
   ejm        \___/

You found your mittens? Then you shall have some pie!

Mother and child:

                                ,~~~,
                                ,( ( ),
                               (  )(  ))
                               ))(  )(((
                               (( )(  )))
                                ))( )(((
                               ((  )( )))
                           ,  --))(  (((--
                           )/   ((  )  ))) \
                        ,  / `  ))(  (((    \ ~
                        )`/  /\((  )  ))) \  \ )
                         /  /__\          /\  \
                         \_'____\         \`\  \
                         || |\|| )         \___/
                         | \||!|/          |\|| |
                         | |/\|/          /| || |
                         |/ \|/           | \\| |
                         |/  '   (         \   \|
                             `    `.        \
                              \     `.       \
                               \     |`.      \
                                \    |   \     \
                                 )   )    )    )
                                /   (    /    /
                               |     \  |    /
                                \    /  |   /
                                 \  /   |  /
  ejm                             )(    ) (
                                 (__)  (__ `.
                                          `._`..


                                 ,~~~,
                                ,( ( ),
                               (  )(  ))
                               ))(  )(((
                               (( )(  )))
                                ))( )(((
                               ((  )( )))
                           ,  --))(  (((--
                           )/\  ((  )  )))/\
                        ,  /  ) ))(  ((( (  \ ~
                        )`/  /\((  )  ))) \  \ )
                         /  /__\          /\  \
                         \_'____\         \`\  \
                         || |\|| )         \___/
                         | \||!|/           ||| |
                         | |/\|/           /||| |
                         |/ \|/            '\\| |
                         |/  '            ' \  \|
                             `       !    `  \
                             | !     !  \  `  \
                             | ! !   !   \  ` _\
                             |_!-!___!---_`--' \
                                 )        )    )
                                /   (    /    /
                               |     \  |    /
                                \    /  |   /
                                 \  /   |  /
  ejm                             )(    ) (
                                 (__)  (__ `.
                                          `._`..


Narcissus:

          __
        (((,\          <{
        )))_=     }> ((
       /  -"\    ,(/,,\),,,,,,,,,,,,
      /  \_)|   , ~~~~~    ~~ ~~~
     /  /_\_|  ,         ~~~~   ~~~~~
    (    _/ ) ,     ___
    |__-'( /  ,___ --  | ~~~
  _-__\ |)/ ,____     _={"-;}
 /      `-_ ,-_ | ---__| ~~~
            ,
  ejm       , ~ ~   ~~   ~~~~~


          __
        (((,\          <{
        )))_=     }> ((
       /  -"\    ,(/,,\),,,,,,,,,,,,
      /  \ )|   , ~~~~~    ~~ ~~~
     /  /_\_|  ,         ~~~~   ~~~~~
    (_____  ) ,     ___
     \  |( /  ,___ --  | ~~~
  _-__\ |)/ ,____     _={"-;}
 /      `-_ ,-_ | ---__| ~~~
            ,
  ejm       , ~ ~   ~~   ~~~~~


                 ___
            ,~,/|.,.|
            ((( |_=_|
           (-``-. |
            \  /\)/
            | (
            / ))
           /  \|
  ejm      \) |)
          --  _-

newspaper:

          __________
         |DAILY NEWS|
         |&&& ======|
         |=== ======|
         |=== == %%$|
         |[_] ======|
         |=== ===!##|
 ejm97   |__________|

pen & ink:

             \/=
            \/=
           \/=
        ___/_
         ) (
ejm97  ( INK )
        \___/


               /`
              /\/=
             /\/=
             \/=
          ___/_
           ) (
  ejm98  ( INK )
          \___/


      (`/\
      `=\/\
       `=\/\
        `=\/
          _\___
           ) (
  ejm98  ( INK )
          \___/

placard:

    ___________
   |           |
   |   Here's  |
   |    One    |
   |___________|
         |
         |  C
         |\/\\/
             )
            /\
    ejm     \ \


    ___________
   >           <
   >   Here's  <
   >  another. <
   >___________<
         |
         |  C
         |\/\\/
             )
            /\
   ejm      \ \


                ____________
               (@)__________)
           (}_/|  Here's   |
           /\  |  one for  |
          /  \ |more formal|
         (     | messages. |
         |\    |___________|
  ejm   /  \   (@)__________)


poison:

            {}           {}
              \  _---_  /
               \/     \/
                |() ()|
                 \ + /
ejm 96          / HHH  \
               /  \_/   \
             {}          {}

           |\ /\ | /\ /\ |\|
           |/ || |  \ || | |
           |  \/ | \/ \/ | |


                 _
                |_|
                ) (
               /   \
              /     \
             /       \
            /         \
           /           \
          /             \
         /   \/ \/ \/    \
        /    /\ /\ /\     \
       |                   |
       |                   |
       E  }={         }={  |
       J    \  _---_  /    |
       M     \/     \/     |
       |      |() ()|      |
       9       \ + /       |
       6      / HHH  \     |
       |     /  \_/   \    |
       |   }={        }={  |
       |                   |
       | |\ /\ | /\ /\ |\| |
       | |/ || |  \ || | | |
       | |  \/ | \/ \/ | | |
       |___________________|


puppet:

   hand puppet:

           ...
          (+.+)
        ___\=/___
       (|_ ~~~ _|)
ejm96     |___|


   marionette:

       ___+___
       :  :  :
       :  o  :
       :_/|\/
          /\
ejm96    / /

pyramids and sphinx:

                          /\.
        /\.    /\.       /:_\/.
ejm97  /:_\/  /_:\/.    /__:_\/ .
             /_:__\/   /__:___\/./
                      /_:___:__\/


                          /\.
        /\.    /\.       /:_\/.
ejm97  /:_\/  /_:\/.    /__:_\/ .
      ===    /_:__\/   /__:___\/./
    ===     ======    /_:___:__\/
   =      =====      =========
         ===       ========
        =        ======
               ====
             ===
            =


                             /\.
        /\.    _-_          /:_\/.
ejm98  /:_\/ /'. .'\       /__:_\/ .
            /(|`/ !)\     /__:___\/./
           |  \ = /  |   /_:___:__\/
            `  ---  .
           /---------\
          /-----------\
     ____/----   -/    \__
    / / / / |     | \ \ \ \

               _-_
             /'. .'\   /\.
        /\. /(|`/ !)\ /:_\/.
ejm98  /:_\|  \ = /  |__:_\/ .
            `  ---  .__:___\/./
           /---------\___:__\/
          /-----------\
     ____/----   -/    \__
    / / / / |     | \ \ \ \


                              /\.
        /\.    _-_           /:_\/.
ejm98  /:_\/ /'. .'\ ___    /__:_\/ .
            /(|`/ !)\  /:__/__:___\/./
           |  \ = /  |/ / /\:___:__\/
            `  ---  ./ / / /\
           /--- -----\/ / / /
          /---  ----- `/ / /
        _/--- __ _/  ' `/ /
      /     /XXX/     ! `/
     |_|_|_|XXX|_|_|_'|_/


                              /\.
        /\.    _-_           /:_\/.
ejm98  /:_\/ /'. .'\ ___    /__:_\/ .
            /(|`/ !)\  /:__/__:___\/./
           |  \ = /  |/ / /\:___:__\/
            `  ---  ./ / / /\
           /--- -----\/ / / /
          /---  ----- `/ / /
        _/--- __ _/  ' `/ /
 ~)   /     /XXX/     ! `/
 .(_/^\|_|_|XXX|_|_|_'|_/
  ./|~|\  ~)
  /'/'/'|'.(_/^\           ~)       ~)        ~)
           ./|~|\   ~)    .'(_/^\'..'(_/^\'..'(_/^\. ~)
           /'/'/'|''(_/^\'   /|~|\    /|~|\    /|~|\''(_/^\
                     /|~|\  / / / |  / / / |  / / / |  /|~|\
                    / / / |                           / / / |



                              /\.
        /\.    _-_           /:_\/.
ejm98  /:_\/ /'. .'\ ___    /__:_\/ .
            /(|`/ !)\  /:__/__:___\/./
           |  \ = /  |/ / /\:___:__\/
            `  ---  ./ / / /\
           /--- -----\/ / / /
          /---  ----- `/ / /
        _/--- __ _/  ' `/ /
 ~)   /     /XXX/     ! `/
 .(_/^\|_|_|XXX|_|_|_'|_/
  ./|~|\  ~)                                         ~)
  /'/'/'|'.(_/^\           ~)       ~)        ~)    .'(_/^\
           ./|~|\   ~)    .'(_/^\'..'(_/^\'..'(_/^\'   /|~|\
           /'/'/'|''(_/^\'   /|~|\    /|~|\    /|~|\  / / / |
                     /|~|\  / / / |  / / / |  / / / |
                    / / / |

People complained that the camels were too large. Here they are further in the foreground. (The commas by the sphinx are more camels.)

                              /\.
        /\.    _-_           /:_\/.
ejm98  /:_\/ /'. .'\ ___    /__:_\/ .
            /(|`/ !)\  /:__/__:___\/./
           |  \ = /  |/ / /\:___:__\/
            `  ---  ./ / / /\
           /--- -----\/ / / / ,,
          /---  ----- `/ / /    , ,,
        _/--- __ _/  ' `/ /
      /     /XXX/     ! `/
     |_|_|_|XXX|_|_|_'|_/
                 ,,,
                     ,,, ,
------_
 ~)    -------------------_      , ,,,,
 .(_/^\                    ---------_
  ./|~|\  ~)                        ~)------------_
  /'/'/'|'.(_/^\           ~)     .'(_/^\.  ~)    ----------_
           ./|~|\   ~)    .'(_/^\'   /|~|\'''(_/^\. ~)
           /'/'/'|''(_/^\'   /|~|\  / / / |   /|~|\''(_/^\
                     /|~|\  / / / |          / / / |  /|~|\
                    / / / |                          / / / |

radio:

        __________
       /_________/|o-_
      |()      ()||   -_
      | [""""|"] ||     -_
ejm97 |__________|/       ===oooo


Rapunzel:

           _   _   _
          | |_| |_| |
          |         |
          |         |
          |   ,-.   |
          |  |((}|  |
          |  |_))|  |
          |   ((    |
          |    ))   |
          |   (((   |
          |    )))  |
          |    ((   |
          |    )))  |
          |   (((   |
          |    )))  |
          |   (((   |
          |    )))  |
          |   (((   |
          |    )))  |
          |   (((   |
          |    )))  |
          |   (((   |
          |    )))  |
          |   (((   |
          |    )))  |
          |   (((   |
          |    )))  |
          |   (((   |             \
          |    )))  |              \
          |   (((   |       _,,   ~ \)
          |    )))  |      `-=\; {] |`
          |   (((   |       _ \\;_|/
          |    )))  |       _\|/\_|
          |   (((   |       \  \|\
          |    )))  |           ( )~~~
          |   (((   |           | \
    ejm  ,|          ` ,,,,    /  /,,,,
                                        ,,    ,     ,,,,,


Salome:

Here is a portrait of Salome with John the Baptist’s head on a platter of basil leaves:

As you can see, she is just finishing her dance of the seven veils....


             .,.,
           (((((())
          ((('.  .`)
          ((G   \ |)             ,~~~,
      __.(((`   ~ , --. __      ,~~~~~,
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<._   __(__ .| `"'. __)__    _.))(  )(((
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       `-------\\\-----'        ))( )(((        ,\,))))
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                `--. \       ---))(  (((---  ,'   /|`\
                    \ \    /   ((  )  )))   \/   / |!|
                     \ \  /  `  ))(  ((( '\  \  / /| |'
                      \ \/  / \((  )  ))) ,\  \/ / \ |!
                       \   /   \         ,, \   /|! \!|.
                        \_/     \       ,/   \_/ || |\|'
                                 )   ,,'/|      || |\||
                                / ,',' , |      | \||!|
                               /,',' /,  |      | |/\|
                              , ,' ,/,   \      |/ \|
                             ;,' , /,     \     |/
                             ;    ',       \
                            || |/\| `.      \
                            ||/\||!| |`.     \
                             |/ \    |   \    \
                                 )   )    )    )
                                /   (    /    /
                               |     \  |    /
                                \    /  |   /
                                 \  /   |  /
ejm98                             )(    ) (
(with thanks to                  (__)  (__ `.
a:f for his severed head)                 `._`..

a:f being Andreas Freise

             .,.,
           (((((())
          ((('.  .`)
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      __.(((`   ~ , --. __      ,~~~~~,
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       `-------\\\-----'        ))( )(((         \,))))
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                    \ \    /   ((  )  )))//;;    /.,.|
                     \ \  /  `  ))(  (((/.;..\  /.,!.|
                      \ \/  / \((  )  //../\  \/.,::.|
                       \   /   \     ,.../ |\  |,::!.|
                        \_/     \  /,..,/| |!\_|:.:!!|
                                 )/...,/ | |!|.|:::!!|
                                /,!../   | `~|.|!::!!|
                              ,/..;;,    |   |.|!:::!|
                             /...,.,     \   `~|!!::!|
                            |!...!.|      \    |!!::.|
                            |!..!!.|       \   |.!.:.|
                            |!!.!!.|`.      \  |.!...|
                            `|!.!!.| |`.     \ |...!.|
                             |!_~-'  |   \    \|...!.|
                             `~  )   )    )    |..!!.|
                                /   (    /    /|!.!!.|
                               |     \  |    / |!.!!.|
                                \    /  |   /  |!_~-'
ejm                              \  /   |  /   `~
(with thanks to                   )(    ) (
a:f for his severed head         (__)  (__ `.
and jaz for the veils)                     `._`..

jaz being Jasper Phillips

scissors:

               .'
         _   .' snip, snip
        (_).'______
        (__) ejm 96

scream:

             (*)  (*)
                 \
                __)         hh!!!!
              ______     ghh
             /|_|_|_\ aug
            |    AAAaa
ejm96        \______/


                \\\\\\\\\\\
               ( \\\\\\\\\\\)
               ==    _ \/ _ ==
             =====  (*)  (*)===
           =====        \  \====
          =====        __)  )====
        ======     ________(======
       ======     /|/|/|/|/  ======
       ======    |            ====
      =======    |  /| /| /| ======
ejm97 ========    \/_|/_|/_|========
       ========             \========
         ======       _______)======
           ====)          (=====


           @@@@@@@@
         @@@    \| \
      @@@@@  (*)  (*)
    @@@@@@       \  \
   @@@@@@       __)  )
 @@@@@@     ________(    _  |  |
@@@@@@     /|/|/|/|/    | ' |__|
 @@@@@    |        A |_|| _ |  |
  @@@@@   |  /| /| /|   |_| |  |
ejm97 @@   \/_|/_|/_|       |  |
    @@@@             \
  @@@@@@       _______)
        )         (


           @@@@@@@@
         @@@       \
      @@@@@  (*)  (*)
    @@@@@@       \  \
   @@@@@@       __)  )
 @@@@@@     ________(    _  |  |
 @@@@@     /|_|_|_|_|   | ' |__|
 @@@@@    |        A |_|| _ |  |
  @@@@@   |  _ __ __    |_| |  |
   @@@@@   \|_|__|__|       |  |
   @@@@@             \
     @@@       _______)
ejm97   )         (

sewing machine:

        ________
       |  --- **|
       \ /   |()|]
        |____|  |
ejm97 _[________]________
     |__________  ______ |
     |          ||______||
     |          ||______||
     |          ||______||
     |          |________|

         ________
        /_______/|
       |  --- **||
       \ /___|()|]_________
      / |____|  ||        /|
     /_[________]/_______/ |
     |__________  ______ | |
     |          ||______|| |
     |          ||______|| |
     |          ||______|| |
 ejm |          |________|/


shower:

          ,------|
         []      |
         !!      |
         ! ,     |
       _,~,\     |
       \)))/     |
       ((((,     |
        ) (      |
       (( \      |
       |/` \     |
       (| (/     |
ejm    -_ -_    _|_


          ,------|
         []      |
         !!      |
         !!,     |
       _,~!\     |
       \)!!/     |
       (!((!     |
        )!!!     |
       (!!! !    |
       |/! \!    |
       (| (/!!   |
  ejm  -_!-_! ! _|_


  swimming pool shower

          ,------|
         []      |
         !!      |
         !!,     |
       _,~!\     |
       \)!!/     |
       (!((!     |
        )/!!     |
       (_!! !    |
       |/! \!    |
       (| (/!!   |
ejm    -_!-_! ! _|_

skull & crossbones:

       {}           {}
         \  _---_  /
          \/     \/
           |() ()|
            \ + /
ejm 96     / HHH  \
          /  \_/   \
        {}          {}


        {}  _---_  {}
          \/     \/
           |() ()|
            \ + /
ejm 97     / HHH  \
         {}  \_/   {}

sleep:

    _____________
   | *    .  .   |
   |.   (    *  *|
   |  *     *  . |
   |_____________|
                 zz
       ! _    zz           _____
       |(~} zz         !  [03:01]
       |(_/__________..| =========
ejm98  |  ||:::::::::::|  |_____|

    _____________
   |-( )-        |
   |/'|\`        |
   |__|_\_`______|
                 zz
       ! _    zz           _____
       |(~} zz         !  [15:01]
       |(_/__________..| =========
ejm98  |  ||:::::::::::|  |_____|



               ,""
        "", &&& /               |\  |
        / && = >     _  \    /  | \ |
       /  && _C  Y  /-\  \/\/   |  \|
       \  )( /
        \   \
         ) (
        (   \
         )   \
        /     \
       /~~~~~~~\
ejm98  )       )


             Z
  o_________Z_o
  |         Z |
  |_____.&&,_Z|
  \    && = > Z\
  |\   &&  C Z  \
  |'\_\/####\____\
    '\______/_____\
     '\            \
      '\ (          \
       '\   `        \
        '\o___________\o
         '|____________|
ejm98     |            |


                z
       ! &&&  z        !
       |&&=}z________..|
ejm98  |--||:::::::::::|


                  z
         ___    z
       _/   |  z
      |_____|{)_
        --- ==\/\ |
      [_____]  __)|
ejm98  |   |  //| |

         ___  huh? whaa- aa- tt???
       _/   |
      |_____| {@)
        --- == _/\ |
      [_____]   __)|
ejm98  |   |   //| |



      z
! &&& z
|&&=}z__.!
|-||::ejm|


   _z
 _/z|{)_
|___z=\/\|
[___]  __)
 | | //| |


 or lack thereof:

    _____________
   | *    .  .   |
   |.   (    *  *|     INSOMNIA
   |  *     *  . |
   |_____________|

       ! _                 _____
       |(@} --sigh     !  [03:01]
       |(_/__________..| =========
ejm97  |  ||:::::::::::|  |_____|

 ______________
|/, `.\  ,///,/|
|,  __`\/ , //,|
| ,`.  _\//  ,/|
|  , `.\ / , //|     a t?
|_//__,`\__/,__|   z
                 zz
       ! _     az          _____
       |(@} Wh         !  [03:31]
       |(_/__________..| =========
ejm98  |  ||:::::::::::|  |_____|

 _____________
|/, //, ,///,/|
|,/, /, / , //|
|_//__,__/_,__|

       ! _   *sigh*        _____
       |(@}            !  [04:01]
       |(_/__________..| =========
ejm98  |  ||:::::::::::|  |_____|

sneeze:

        ", &&&       *    . '     /\   / \
        / && = >  ' .    *   _ |_||  | |   |
       /  && _C.' .    a  h (_ | ||  | |   |
       \  )(                       \/  |   |
        \   \  ,"                      \_/
         ) ( \/ |\
        (   \   |\\
         \   \  ~~~
          )  /
         /~~/
ejm97    )  )



        "", ---       *    . '     /\   / \
        /((( = >  ' .    *   _ |_||  | |   |
       / ))) _C.' .    a  h (_ | ||  | |   |
       \((((                       \/  |   |
        \)) \  ,""                      \_/
         ) ( \/ |\
        (   \   |\\
         \   \  ~~~
          )  /
         /~~/
ejm      )  )

                                        _

          &&&&            '       /\   / \
         &&& = >   .    *   _ |_||  | |   |
        &&&& _C '.    a  h (_ | ||  | |   |
       &&&&(    ()                \/  |   |
ejm97    /  \  //                      \_/
        /  /\\//
       /  /\\\/
      (  (  \\
       \ \\  \\
        \ \\  ()
        / /|
       /_/_|
      /__ |__


snowglobe:

           _.---._
          /.'''.*'\
         /*.'*/\'*.\
        |*.''/'.\.*.|
        |._*_|[]|_'_|
ejm96   [___________]


stairs:

my recollection of a poem by anonymous Hughes Mearns:

                       ,,,
                     ~~'J'       As I was walking down the stair,
                        =    M
                       _|_  /    I met a man who wasn't there;
                      | | |/
                      | |        He wasn't there again today;
                      | |
_________________     | /\       I wish, I wish he'd go away.
                /|__  E | \
______________ /   /|_  |  \
              |__ /  /|/_  |
                 |__/ /_ |_|_
                    |__    | |__
                       |__ |_  /|_
    ejm96                 |__ /  /|__________
                             |__/ /
                                |/________________    poem by???

Since drawing the above, I have learned who the author of the poem was. Here are the actual lines:

Last night I saw upon the stair,
A little man who wasn’t there,
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he’d go away…

spiral staircase

                    []
                    []
                    []
                    []
                    []
                    []
   _______________  []         _________________
   _______________) []        (_______________
    !     !     !   []        '  !     !     !
    !     !     !   []       ,!  !     !     !
    !     !     !   []      ! !  !     !     !
    !_____!_____!___[]_____'!_!__!_____!_____!_____
                    []__,_!_!_!
                    []_!__!_!|
                   ,[]_!__!_!
                 ,! []_!__!|
               ,! ! []_!__!
              ! ! ! []_!|
             !! ! !|[]_|
             !!!._|_[]
             !!!|!_.[]
             !|!_!__`].
             !_!_!__[]! `.
             !_!_!__[]! ! `.
              |!_!__|]! ! ! `.
               |_!__|]! ! ! ! `.
                 |____|_! ! ! !  `
                   |____|_! ! ! !
                    []____|_! ! !
                    []______|_! !
                    []________|_!
___ejm______________[]__________|____________________


                    []
                    []
                    []
   _____________    []   ___________________
  ______________)   []  (_________________
   !     !     !    [],' !  !     !     !
   !     !     !    [] ! !  !     !     !
   !     !     !    [] ! !  !     !     !
  _!_____!_____!__,![]_!_!__!_____!_____!_____
                ,! ![]_!X|
              ,! !_![]X|
             ! ! !_![]
            !! !_!__[]
            !!`!____[]
            !!_|!`_.[]
            !|__!_!_[].
            !___!_!_[]!`.
            |XXX!_!_[]! !`.
              |XXX!__|! !  !.
                |XXXX|! !  ! `!.
                 |XXXX|_!  !  ! !.
                   |XXXX|__!  ! !
                    []XXXXX|__! !
                    []XXXXXXXX|_!
___ejm______________[]XXXXXXXXXX|____________________

surprise:

         |||||
      \  |||||  /
       \ ||||| /
        \|||||/
        (-o,o-)
         \ c /
ejm98    ,`-'.
       --\/@\/--

To various other things (page 1: abacus – bridge)
To various other things (page 2: caduceus – girl)
To various other things (page3: hands – surprise)
To various other things (page4: taxtime – yawn)

©ejm 1996-2001, 2005, 2015

PUBLISHED: 3 November 2015
FILED UNDER: ASCII-art

File: mirrors/ejm/files/music-theatre.txt
music & theatre (instruments, music stands, stage, theatre masks, etc.)
by llizard (aka ejm)

music stands:

     _/
      |,  \_|_/
     /|\ _|_|_|_    *-----------------------------*
   \_|_/    |,      |          your name          |
  _|_|_|_  /|\      |     your e-mail address     |
     |,   \_  ejm97 *-----------------------------*
    /|\   |,
         /|\

Accordion:


             O
         =\\^^^//:
          =\\///:
           _^^^_
 ejm96     \    \
           ~     ~

   accordion club:

         O              O &                         O
      =\\^^^//:         _\|__                   =\\^^//:
       =\\///:         / ( )_\                   =\\//:_
       / ^^^ \       ;/__)_(   _._   \  O     ___ \    /    O
    O ~       ~         (   )   | _._ \/ _>  /   \~    ~ =\\^/:
 =\\^^//:               / |  \  |  |  _[_]_ |     |      _=\\/:
  =\\//:           O / ~      ~ |  |  \ |  \ \___/      /     /
  /    \          /_oo-#=      /|\/|\ ~/|\  ~ /|\      ~  Q   ~
 ~ O    ~          | \/                          O       /|\
=\\|:       C @=.  |\                 O     =\\^^^//:  (o\_)=="#
 =\|:__    /|\/ |  / \            =\\^^//:   =\\///:     \| |\
  \    \   \|   |  ~  ~   ejm97   _=\\//:    / ^^^ /    ~H| |/
  ~     ~   /\  | __.__           \    /    ~      ~         ~
           / /  |(  |()|          ~    ~
           ~ ~ _|_) |__|

Angels:

singing:

     (\  _
     ( \ c
      (/(\/
        /|
       / |
ejm97 /__|
        "
choir:

                   (\  _               (\  _
     (\  _  (\  _  ( \ c  (\  _        ( \ c
     ( \ c  ( \ c   (/(\/ ( \ c  (\  _  (/(\/
      (/(\/  (/(\/    /|   (/(\/ ( \ c    /|
        /|     /|    / |     /|   (/(\/  / |
       / |    / |   /__|    / |     /|  /__|
ejm97 /__|   /__|     "    /__|    / |    "
        "      "             "    /__|
                                    "
trumpet:

     (\  _
     ( \ O==<(
      (/(\/
        /|
       / |
ejm97 /__|
        "

trombone:

     (\  _
     ( \ O===<(
      (/(|=========:
        /| \/
       / |
ejm97 /__|
        "
horn:

     (\  _
     ( \ O-.
      (/( (=)
        /\)/
       / |
ejm97 /__|
        "
bass:

     (\ _    /)
    (  \O @ /  )
    (    \|_   )
     (  / |_\ )
      V/ ( ) V
     ;/__)_(
ejm97   (   )
        /_|_|
        '  '

         |)
   (\ _  | )
   ( \O @|  )
   (  _\|__ )
    (/ ( )_\
   ;/__)_(
      (   )
ejm97 /_|__\
      '   '

cello:

      (\  _    /)
      ( \ O @ / )
      (  \|/_/  )
       (/( )_\ )
      ;/_)_(_ )
       _(   )
ejm97 /  /  /

viola:

     (\  _
     ( \ o /
      (//_@@-#=
        /| \/
       / |
ejm97 /__|
        "

  playing the solo part to Flos Campi

            -#-----
              \ _  /)
 \_|_/      _ _\o / )
_|K__|_ =#-(_X_)/)\)
   |         \/ |\
   |,           | \
  /|\ ejm97     |__\
                 "

violin:

     (\  _
     ( \ o /
      (//_oo-#=
        /| \/
       / |
ejm97 /__|
        "
string 4tet:


       (\ _         (\ _ /)
      (  \O /      (  \Q/@ )
      (  /_oo-#=   (  _|/_ )
       (  | \/      (/( )_\
 (\ _   V||__      ;/_)_(_      _ /)
(  \O /  | |\\      _(   )     |O/  )
(  /_oo-#=         /  /  / =#-@@|   )
 (  | \/                     \/ |\ )
  V||__                       __||V
   | |\\    ejm97            //| |

piano:
                _____
               | |   \
               | |    \
               | |     \___
               | |         \
     (\ _      | |          \
    (  \O     _|_|___________|
   (   /\/  /____|____________)
   (  /  \_|__________________|
    |/__    | )(            )(
    | |\\  :| )(   ejm97    )(

celeste:

     (\ _
    (  \O     _______________
   (   /\/  /_________________)
   (  /  \_|__________________|
    |/__    | )(            )(
    | |\\  :| )(   ejm97    )(

harp:

         =_
         ||\
         |||\ _ /)
         ||||\O/  )
         ||||\/\   )
         ||||// \  )
         |||/  __\|
ejm97    |__: //| |


drum set:

             (\ _ /)
      _._   (\ \O/  )  ___
       | _._( \/_>  ) /   \
       |  |  (_[_][_]|     |
 ejm97 |  |   \ |  |  \___/
      /|\/|\  ~/|\/|\  /|\

flute:

              _ /)
           ___O/  )
            \ \/  )
              |  )
  ejm97      / \V
             \__\
             '  '
bagpipes:
                 . .
           (\ _  |/
          (  \O ##
          (  \_\#>
           (  | \
  ejm97     (/#\
            /##|
            ' '

And because it's essential to play the bagpipes outdoors,

                             . .
ejm97                  (\ _  |/
                      (  \O ##
                _     (  \_\#>
              (`  ).   (  | \          _
             (     ).   (/#\       .:(`  )`.
)           _(       '`./##|      :(   .    )
        .=(`(      .   )' '  .--  `.  (    ) )
       ((    (..__.:'-'   .+(   )   ` _`  ) )
`.     `(       ) )       (   .  )     (   )  ._
  )      ` __.:'   )     (   (   ))     `-'.-(`  )
)  )  ( )       --'       `- __.'         :(      ))
.-'  (_.'          .')                    `(    )  ))
                  (_  )               a:f   ` __.:'

Many thanks to Andreas Freise for his clouds.

clarinet:

      (\ _
     (  \O
      ( /_\
       (/| \
         |\
ejm97   /__\
        '  '
bassoon:

      (\  _  /
     (  \ O-/
      (  /_/
       (///
        //|
ejm97  /__|
       ' '

cymbals:
             -
           (   )
             -\ _  /)
             - \O / )
           ( & )/)\)
             -\/|\
                | \
      ejm97     |__\
                 "

timpani:

       (\     /)
      (  \ _ /  )
      (   \O/ ! )
       (  / \/ )
        V \!_ V___
         [   ][   ]
 ejm97   |   ||   |
          \_/  \_/

triangle
                _  /)
             ___O / )
            /\  /)\)
            -- /|\
                | \
      ejm97     |__\
                 "
bassdrum:

    !
     \ _  /)
  ___ \O /  )
 /   \/|)   )
|   ./||\  )
 \___/ | \
       |__\
ejm97   "


percussion:

    !
     \ _  /)
  ___ \O /  )
 /   \/|)   )                    -
|   ./||\  ) ___  ___     ___  (   )
 \___/ | \  [   ][   ]   /\ |    -
  /|\  |__\ |   ||   |   -- |    |
ejm97   "    \_/  \_/      /|\  /|\

    !                          -
     \ _  /)                 (   )
  ___ \O /  )                  -\ _  /)
 /   \/|)   )                  - \O / )
|   ./||\  ) ___  ___    ___ ( & )/)\)
 \___/ | \  [   ][   ]  /\ |   -\/|\
  /|\  |__\ |   ||   |  -- |      | \
ejm97   "    \_/  \_/     /|\     |__\
                                   "
------------------------------
performing "Flos Campi" by R. Vaughan Williams:
                                                    =_
              (\  _               (\  _             ||\
(\  _  (\  _  ( \ c  (\  _        ( \ c             |||\ _ /)
( \ c  ( \ c   (/(\/ ( \ c  (\  _  (/(\/            ||||\O/  )
 (/(\/  (/(\/    /|   (/(\/ ( \ c    /|             ||||\/\   )
   /|     /|    / |     /|   (/(\/  / |             ||||// \  )
  / |    / |   /__|    / |     /|  /__|             |||/  __\|
 /__|   /__|     "    /__|    / |    "              |__: //| |
   "      "      (\  _  "    /__|              -
    (\  _        ( \ c       ! "             (   )
    ( \ c  (\  _  (/(\/       \ _  /)          -\ _  /)
     (/(\/ ( \ c    /|     ___ \O /  )         - \O / )
       /|   (/(\/  / |    /   \/|)   )       ( & )/)\)
      / |     /|  /__|   |   ./||\  )   _____  -\/|\
     /__|    / |    "     \___/ | \    /\ | (_)   | \
       "    /__|           /|\  |__\   -- |       |__\
    (\ _      "                  "       /|\       "
   (  \O     ______________    (\ _ /)
  (   /\/  (\_-_____________) (  \O/@ )                 (\_  /)
  (  /  \_(  \O /___________| (  _|/_ ) \  _ /)        (  O @  )
   |/__    ( /_oo-#=        |  (/( )_\   \-O/  ) _ /)  (   \|_ )
   | |\\  :|(/| \/      _ /)  ;/_)_(_     \_\  ) O/  )  ( / |_\
 (\ _        ||__      |O/  )  _(   )      \|\) /|   )   / ( )
(  \O /      | |\\ =#-@@|   ) /  /  /     __\  / |\ )  ;/__)_(
( /_oo-#=            \/ |\ )     _  /)   //| | __||V      (   )
 (/| \/               __||V   ___O / )        //| | _  /) /_|_|
  ||__      ejm97    //| |     \ \/  )  _ /)    )>==O / ) '  '
  | |\\                          |\ )   O/  )      \/)\)   _ /)
                               __||V   /|   )        |   .-O/  )
            -#-----           //| |   / |\ )       __|| (=) )  )
              \ _  /)                 __||V       //| |  \(/|\)
            _ _\O / )                //| |               ___||
        =#-(_X_)/)\)                                    // | |
             \/ |\
                | \
                |__\
                 "

There are more angels on my "festive occasion" page.

Bagpipes:

                 . .
                 |/
              Q ##
             \_\#>
              | \
  ejm 97     /#\
             \~|
             ~  ~

                  . .
                  |/
               Q ##
              \_\#>
               | \
  ejm 97      /#\
              \~ \
              ~  ~

And because it's essential to play the bagpipes outdoors,
                _
              (`  ).                   _
             (     ).              .:(`  )`.
)           _(       '`.          :(   .    )
        .=(`(      .   )     .--  `.  (    ) )
       ((    (..__.:'-'   .+(   )   ` _`  ) )
`.     `(       ) )       (   .  )     (   )  ._
  )      ` __.:'   )     (   (   ))     `-'.-(`  )
)  )  ( )       --'       `- __.'         :(      ))
.-'  (_.'          .')                    `(    )  ))
                  (_  )                     ` __.:'

--..,___.--,--'`,---..-.--+--.,,-,,..._.--..-._.-a:f--.
                 . .
                 |/
              Q ##
--___        \_\#>
      --___   | \                __----
  ejm 97     /#\          ----__-
             \~|     ___
             ~  ~ _

Many thanks to Andreas Freise for his clouds.
Andreas' clouds remind me of a day Tuscany in 1994.

There are Christmas angels playing instruments too.

Band:

                                                   0 @
                                                   _\|__
   ~~0             0                              / ( )_\
     |@@-'#=   =\\^^^//:       Q        )>==0   ;/__)_(
   ,/| \/       =\\///:       /|\          \/      (   )\
 -#-----         _^^^_      (o\_)=="#       |      / |  /
     |\   ~C     \    \      \| |\    0==   |     ~     ~ )>===0
    /  \  /|\/  ~     ~     ~H| |/   /_\   / \       :======== |
   `   `  \|                    ~   / |.   \  \              \/|.
       oo-#/\                       __||   ~  ~              __||
          / /            ejm96     //| |                    //| |
          ~ ~                     ''

  marching:

                                !
    )>==O          )>==O         \ O       )>===O
       \/   )>==O     \/      ___ \|  :======== |
        |      \/      |     /   \/|          \/|
        |       |      |    |   ./||            |
       / \      |\    / \    \___/ /\          / \
ejm97 /   \     | \   \  \        /  \         \  \
     ~    ~    ~  ~   ~  ~       ~   ~         ~  ~

  uniformed marching:

       _*_             _*_         _*_          _*_
       \ /     _*_     \ /        !\ /          \ /
    )>==O      \ /  )>==O         \ O       )>===O
       \/   )>==O      \/      ___ \|  :======== |
        |      \/       |     /   \/|          \/|
        |       |       |    |   ./||            |
       / \      |\     / \    \___/ /\          / \
ejm97 /   \     | \    \  \        /  \         \  \
     ~    ~    ~  ~    ~  ~       ~   ~         ~  ~

  American 4th of July marching:

       _*_                     _*_       _*_         _*_
       \ /     _*_     _*_     \ /       \ /       ! \ /
     ___O      \ /     \ /      O         O         \ O
      \ \/   ___O    ___O      \/       \_|      ___ \|
        |     \ \/    \ \/    / |        /|     /   \/|
        |       |       |    [_]|      [_]|    |   ./||
       / \      |\     /|      /|        /|     \___// \
ejm97 /   \     | \   /  \     \ \       | \         \  \
     ~    ~    ~  ~  ~   ~     ~ ~      ~  ~         ~  ~

This is my drawing of what I saw of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade 1998 in New York City.

  , // ,,/ ,.// , ,/, /, // ,/,, // ,,/ ,// ,/ ,// /, // ,/, /, ,/,/ ,/,
    ,// ////, //|\/\|\|'+  , |) ^ ||\| ,/\|\| |v| \/ ///, // ,/,/,,  //
  // ,,///, // ,|/\/| | | // |\/-\|| |, \/| | | | /   /,/, /////,/ ///
    ,/,// ,/ ,// / /,  ,/, /,// ,/// / /, // ,/, /, //  // ,/,// ,//,,,
   // ,/// / /, // ,/, / |) ^ |) ^ |\[ | | // ,/,// ,//, // ,/,//,,, ,//
  /,, // ,,/ ,/, // ,,/ /| /-\|\/-\|/[ . . /, ,/, /,, ,/// ,//, /, // ,/
  ,// / /_*_///, /// ///,_*_ / , /,/,_*_/////_*_/, //_*_ / ,/,/  _*_ ,/,
   // ,/ \ / /,/,_*_,/,/ \ / / ,,/ /,\ /,/// \ /,/// \ /  ,//, ! \ / /,
   ,/,/___O  ,,/,\ /, )>==O ,//, )>===O,/, /, O //,   O /,/ ,/, \ O ,,/,
   // , \ \/,/,___O  ,   \/ :======== | /,,/ \/ //, \_| / // ___ \|  ,/,
  /, //   | //  \ \/ /,/  | ,  ,    \/|,/,  / | ,    /|,/,, /   \/|,, //
  ,///    |, /,   |  / /  |  ,        |,,/ [_]| /, [_]|/ / |   ./||/ ,/,
  /, /   / \, ,   |\ , / / \   ,     / \/,/, / \  ,  /|,/,/,\___// \, //
  ejm   /   \ ./, | \/,, \  \  .     \  \,, .\  \  , | \/ ,/,    \  \/.,
  ( ,  ~    ~  ),~  ~, , ~  ~,( , , ,~  ~  ( ~  ~ , ~  ~,/ ,     ~  ~,,

Congratulations to all those brave souls who continued to play and march!!

In 1999, it poured rain on the Caribana parade but nobody seemed to mind at all.
And the parade of elephants we saw one day in India seemed completely unhindered by the deluge of oncoming traffic.

majorette

           _*_   O
           \_/_  !
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          )))__.-`
         (((--'  !
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            )|___!.-'(
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        /   '     (  (_`_
       /   _!____.'
      /_.-'
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                   O
                  /
                 /
                /
               /
              /
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                 ,)

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          )))_/_//
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      /_.-'\/      \\
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           \/

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        _/ (((*  \_
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           /  ___O_ \
          / /      \ \
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                  /
                 /
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                 ,)
         */\/    |
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          / /     \ \
         / /       \_\
        / /        (_`_
       / /
      /_/
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                   O
                  /
                 /
                /
               /
              /
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                 ,)
         */\/    |
         /_/^,  /|
          )))_.'/
         (((_-'
          |\ )
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           / ____  )
          / /   / /
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        / /    (_`_
       / /
      /_/
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           \_/_\   /
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          )))_/_//
         (((----/
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           /  \
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          | |   \ \
          |_|    \_\
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           \/

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          \ \  / /
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             )/
            / )
           /(( }_
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        _/ (((*  \_
         `O------'-----O


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        _/ (((*  \_
         `O------'-----O

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           \_/_  !
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        ,/
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          )))_/_//
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            \/

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        _/ (((*  \_
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            / )
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        _/ (((*  \_
         `O------'-----O


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                         /
                        /
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                      /
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      (,            O)
       \   */\/     /
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         \`.)))_.'/
          `(((_-'
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 __________.__)|_.'___________
'-._-.__,. _\_   _/_ ,.__,-_,-'
              `-'

      (O============O)
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        \\ /_/^,  //
         \`.)))_.'/
          `(((_-'
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 __________.__)|_.'___________
'-._-.__,. _\_   _/_ ,.__,-_,-'
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         \`.)))_.'/
          `(((_-'
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  ,._.-.___.__)|_.'___________
,_',----.___\_   _/_ ,.__,-_,-'
              `-'

There are more cheerleaders.

Bass:

     O @
     _\|__
    / ( )_\
  ;/__)_(
     (   )
     / |  \
     ~     ~

Cello:

                Q @
               _|/_
     \_|_/    /( )_\
     |_|_|  ;/_)_(_
       |,    _(   )_
ejm96 /|\   /   |   \
           '         '
Clarinet:

         O
        /_\      __
         | \    /_/
         |\      |
ejm 97   / \     |,
         ~  ~   /|\

Dancers:

         ~o__.__O
        \_)--:--/
ejm 96   /     <\

  waltz:

        ~o__O      ~o__O
         |vV|       |vV|
ejm 96  /]  |      /]  |
        /|  |\     /| /|


  tango:

           ~o O__.   ~o O__.
            |-+--'     \-+-'
ejm 96     /%\|\      /%\|\
            |/|/       |/|/

  conga line:

     ~o O__ ~o O__~oO_/
       \-+--/--+--/--+--
      /%\|\/%\ |\/%\ |\
ejm98 /|/ / |\/ |/| / |

                                              ~o \_O  ~o O__~oO_/
                                         ~o O___\--+--/--+--/--+--
                                  ~o O__  /--+--/%\|\/%\ |\/%\ |\
                              ~o O__\-+--/%\ |\ /|/ / |\/ |/| / |
     ~o O_/ ~o O__~oO_\ ~o O___/-+--/%\|\ |\/ |
       \-+--/--+--/--+--/--+--/%\|\ /|/ /
      /%\|\/%\ |\/%\ |\/%\ |\ /| / \
ejm98 /|/ / |\/ |/| / |/| / /

someone asked for an ASCII rendition of this ballroom dancing logo (www.lpesik.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/BULABDS/Images/Logos/dancing.jpg).

I came up with the following.

            _-             D
          (( }`_____       A
          )))__.-`         N
         (((--'|           C
           \ ' |     .')   I S
            )|_!__.-' (    N O
           / \ `       )   G C
          / ' \ `     '      I
    ejm  /  '  \  `          E
        /   '                T
    B  A  L  L  R  O  O  M   Y


            _-         |)
          (( }`__        /\
          )))__;-`        |`|
         (((--'|         (`
           \ ' |     .')  |
            )|_!__.-' (    |`|
           / \ `       )  (`,
          / ' \ `     '
    ejm  /  '  \  `          ,
        /   '                `)
    |) / |  | |) /\ /\ |V|  ()
    |)/-\|_ |_|\ \/ \/ | |    (

And then I tried to play with it a little:

            _-
          (( }`__
          )))__;-`
         (((--'|
           \ ' |
            )|_!__.---- )
           / \ `       (
          / ' \ `      )
         /  '  \  `   /
        /   '       _/
       /   _!____.-'
      /_.-'/    \
 ejm     |`_    |`_

            _-
          (( }`_____
          )))__.-`
         (((--'|
           \ ' |     .')
            )|_!__.-' (
           / \ `       )
          / ' \ `     (
         /  '  \  `   )
        /   '       _/
       /   _!____.-'_\
      /_.-'-.__ ` \ (_`__
 ejm    |`_      |`_

            _-
          (( }`_____
          )))__.-`
         (((--'|
           \ ' |    .')
            )|_!_.-' (
           / \ `      )
          / ' \ `    (
         /  '  \  `   )

        /   '       _/
       /   _!____.-'\
      /_.-'/_/ ( \ \_\
      /,  '-.__ ` \ (_`__
 ejm |`_         |`_

            _-
          (( }`_____
          )))__.-`
         (((--'|
           \ ' |    .)
            )|_!_.-'(
           / \ `   _)
          / ' \ ` '( \
         /  '  \  `)` \
        /   '     (  |`_
       /   _!____.' \
      /_.-'/_/     \_\
      /,  '-.__     (_`__
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            .-
           (( `_____
     ,.^"_ ___.-`
     )))) \ --'|
    ((((  |\ ' |    .)
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           / \ `   _)
          / ' \ ` '( \
         /  '  \  `)` \
        /   '     (  |`_
       /   ______.' \
      /_.-' /_/    \_\
        /, '-.__    (_`__
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            .-
           (( ` ____  /|
     ,.^"_ ___.-`    /'_
     )))) \ --'|   .//
    ((((  |\ ' ! .' )
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         /  '  \  `)
        /   '     (\
       /   ______.' \
      /_.-' /_/    \_\
        /, '-.__    (_`__
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            .-  m\
           (( ` /|\   /|
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     ,.^"--'_-'|  /(//
     )))) |\ ) !/   )
    ((((  `E)|/    (
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        /   '     (\
       /   ______.' \
      /_.-' /_/    \_\
        /, '-.__    (_`__
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            .-  m\
           (( ` /|\   /|
            __.'/    /'_
     ,.^"--'_-'|  /(//
     )))) |\ ) !/   )
    ((((  `E)|/    (
           / \ `    )
          / ' \ `  (
         /  '  \  `)
        /   '     (\
       / ________.' \
      /_( / /_/    \_\
        // '-.__    (_`__
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            .-  m\
           (( ` /|\
            __.'/
     ,.^"--'_-'|
     )))) |\ ) |    .)
    ((((  `E)|_!_.-'(
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           |'  \  `)\` \
           |'     ( | |`_
          /|'   _.' |
         /_|_.-'/ |_|
        '-.__ //  (_`__
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            .-  m\
           (( ` /|\   /|
            __.'/    /'_
     ,.^"--'_-'|  /(//
     )))) |\ ) !/   )
    ((((  `E)|/    (
           ( \ `    )
           |' \ `  (
           |'  \  `)
           |'     (\
          /|'   _.' \
         /_|_.-'/  \_\
        '-.__ //    (_`__
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            .-  m\
           (( ` /|\   /|
            __.'/    /'_
     ,.^"--'_-'|  /(//
     )))) |\ ) !/   )
    ((((  `E)|/    (
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           |'  \  `)\
           |'     ( |
          /|'   _.' |
         /_|_.-'/ |_|
        '-.__ //  (_`__
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Flamenco:

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            _ \
          (( }/  ,_
          )))__ /
         (((---'
           \ '
            )|____.---- )
           / \ `       (
          / ' \ `      )
         /  '  \  `   /
        /   '       _/
       /   _!____.-'
      /_.-'/    \
 ejm     |`_    |`_


            `)
            _ \
          (( }/  ,_
          )))__ /
         (((---'
           \ .'
            )|____.---- )
           / \ `       (
          / ' \ `      )
         /  '  \  `   /
        /   '       _/
       /   _!____.-'
      /_.-'\/    \
 ejm       '|   |`_
           \/

             `)
            _ \
          (( }/  ,)
          )))__ /
         (((---'
           \ .'
            )|____.---- )
           / \ `       (
          / ' \ `      )
         /  '  \  `   /
        /   '       _/
       /   _!____.-'
      /_.-'\/  /
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           \/

              `)
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          {`))/'
          .(((/
         /,(`))
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         ')/ \ `       (
          / ' \ `      )
         /  '  \  `   /
        /   '       _/
       /   _!____.-'
      /_.-'    /
 ejm    /|    |`_
        \/


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         /,(`))\
         \  )(,/
         ')/ (`.
          / ' \`_`
         /  '  /\)\
        /   ' />(  \
       /   _!'( /\_ \
      /_.-'    /   `.`.
 ejm    /|   |`_
        \/

  tapdancing:

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   ,)_,,\', /
    `___,V |
         \ ,
        / , \
       /,  \ \
       \`   `.`.
        \ \   \,`,
ejm    -`-'    -'

         ,)
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    `___, \
         \ \
        / , \
       /,  \ \
       \`   `.`.
        \ \   \,`,
ejm    -`-'    -'

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        /   \
       /, | |
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       | \| |
ejm   -`-'|_|
           V

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     \ ,\', /
      ` ,V |
         \ ,
         /  \
        /, ` \
        |`  '|
        | \/ |
ejm     _,--._


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      ` ,V ||/
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        | \  | \
ejm     _,-   -._

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ejm  `-.   -._



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           / |
ejm        -._


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     (`----------.. /-'
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ejm   _,-

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      ___\ ,('___
     (`---------')
      \_\     /_/
ejm   _,-    -._



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        | \/ |
ejm     _,--._



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ejm   _,-


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      //\ \\,/
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     (`---------')
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ejm   _,-    -._


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          //  \
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        //'   '|
        / |  / |
  ejm  `-.   -._

           ,)
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       /  `/ |
     (,_,/  /
     `___, (
         /  )
        / , \
       /,  \ \
       \`   `.`.
        \ \   \,`,
ejm    -`-'    -'

  country dancing

                    |\/|
                 ___|__|___
            _  /`._ ( \)
          (( }/     , `
          )))   .-`  / |
         (((____---'   |
           \ '      \.')
            )|____.-' (\
           / \ `       )
          / ' \ `     (|
         /  '  \  `   )|
        /   '       _/ |
       /   _!____.-'| \ \
      /_.-'( )( \   | |\ \
            )  ` \ \|_| \_\
 ejm        \/  |`_ \ ,__._)


                    |\/|
                 ___|__|___
            _  /`._ / ))
          (( }/     , `
          )))   .-`  / |
         (((____---'   |
           \ '    .')  /
            )|_.-' (   \
           / \ `    )  |
          / ' \ `   (  |
         /  '  \  `  ) |
        /   '       /| |
       /   _!____.-'| \ \
      /_.-'( )( \   | |\ \
            )  ` \ \|_| \_\
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                     |\/|
                  ___|__|___
            _  /`.__ / ))
          (( }/        ,'
          )))   .-` / , |
         (((____---'    |
           \ '    .')   /
            )|_.-' ( |  \
           / \ `    )|  |
          / ' \ `   (|  |
         /  '  \  `  )  |
        /   '       / | |
       /   _!____.-' | \ \
      /_.-'( )` \    | |\ \
            )   \`/ \|_| \_\
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Drums:

       _._   \  O      ___
        | _._ \/ _>   /   \
        |  |  _[_][_]|     |
 ejm97  |  |  \ |  |  \___/
       /|\/|\ ~/|\/|\  /|\


  congas:

            O
           /_ >
           _[ ]_
 ejm97     \\_/ \
           ~ "   ~


           O
          /_ >
        _[ ][ ]
 ejm97  \\_/\_/\
        ~ "  "  ~
Flute:

           ___0~
            \ \/
              |
  ejm 97     / \
             \  \
             ~  ~

                  ___0~
           \_|_/   \ \/
          _|_|_|_    |

  ejm 97     |,     / \
             |      \  \
            /|\     ~  ~


         ___0
          \ \/
           .|     _/
  ejm 97   ||__    |,
           | |\\  /|\

Guitar:

 acoustic

          Q
         /|\
       (o\_)=="#
        \| |\
ejm96  ~H| |/
            ~

 electric

                   Q
        ______    /|\
       (_     Z.(o\_)=="#
       __Z        / \
ejm97 |()|        \  \
      |__|        ~   ~

Orchestra:

conducted by a clown (so what else is new?)

                                                    =_
                                                    ||\
                  C  O                C  O          |||\
    C  O   c  O  (\/\/   C  O        (\/\/          ||||\O
   (\/\/  (\/\/  /|  |  (\/\/   c  O /|  |          ||||\/\
   /|  |  /|  | / | /|  /|  |  (\/\// | /|          ||||// \
  / | /| / | /|/__|/ | / | /|  /|  |__|/ |          |||/  __\|
 /__|/ |/__|/ |  "    /__|/ | / | /| "              |__: //| |
   "      "             "    /__|/ |           -
                     c  O    ! "             (   )
        c  O        (\/\/     \                -\
       (\/\/   c  O /|  |  ___ \O              - \O
       /|  |  (\/\// | /| /   \/|)           ( & )/)

      / | /|  /|  |__|/ ||   ./||\      _____  -\/|\
     /__|/ | / | /| "     \___/ | \    /\ | (_)   | \
       "    /__|/ |        /|\  |__\   -- |       |__\
              "                  "       /|\       "
       O     ______________
      /\/  /________________)     O @
     /  \_|___O /___________|    _|/_   \                 O @
   |/__      /_oo-#=        |   /( )_\   \-O               \|_
   | |\\  :|(/| \/            ;/_)_(_     \_\    O        / |_\
             ||__      |O      _(   )      \|   /|       / ( )
    O /      | |\\ =#-@@|     /  /  /     __\| / |     ;/__)_(
  /_oo-#=            \/ |                //| | __||       (   )
   | \/               __||    ___O            //| |       /_|_|
  ||__      ejm97    //| |     \ \/             )>==O     '  '
  | |\\                          |      O          \/)
                               __||    /|            |   .-O
             -----            //| |   / |          __|| (=) )
              \                       __||        //| |  \(/|
               \O                    //| |               ___||
              __/%)                                     // | |
               (%%%)
                \/\|
             *__|  \__*

Piano:

  upright:

            c   )____
ejm 97     /_=-/_____|
          ( /\.|     |


  grand piano:
                _____
               | |   \
               | |    \
               | |     \___
               | |         \
               | |          \
      ~~0     _|_|___________|
       /\/  /____|____________)
    . /  \_|__________________|
    |/__    | )(            )(
    | |\\  :| )(   ejm 97   )(

See an ascii-animation of a short piano recital.

         _______
        /       |
       /        |
   ___/         |
  /             |
 /              |_
(_______________|_\
|__________________|_    .
 )(            )( |    __|
 )(   ejm 97   )( |:   | |


               ____
              | |  \
              | |   \________
             _|_|____________)
    /|      /   |  __________)
    ||__   /____|,'  ________|
    |/_/| _|_______,'      )(
    |  |   | )(   ejm 98   )(
          :| )(

          ______
         /      |
   _____/       |
 /              |_
(_______________|_\    __
|__________________|_ |\_\
 )(            )( |    | |
 )(   ejm98    )( |:

          ______
         /      |
   _____/       |
 /              |_
(_______________|_\
|__________________|_    .
 )(            )( |    __|
 )(   ejm98    )( |:   | |

 piano & clarinet:

                        _____
                       | |   \
                       | |    \
                       | |     \___
                       | |         \
                       | |          \
              ~~O    __|_|___________|
 O             /\/  /____|____________)
/_\      __ . /  \_|__________________|
 | \    /_/ |/__    | )(            )(
 |\      |  | |\\  :| )(   ejm 97   )(
 / \     |,
 ~  ~   /|\

 piano & violin
                        _____
                       | |   \
                       | |    \
                       | |     \___
                       | |         \
                       | |          \
              ~~0    __|_|___________|
 0 /           /\/  /____|____________)
/_oo-#=  __ . /  \_|__________________|
 | \/   /_/ |/__    | )(            )(
 |\      |  | |\\  :| )(   ejm 97   )(
 / \     |,
 ~  ~   /|\

 piano, clarinet, violin
                _____
               | |   \
               | |    \
               | |     \___
               | |         \
               | |          \
      ~~O    __|_|___________|
       /\/  /____|____________)
    . /  \_|___O /____________|      O
    |/__    | /_oo-#=  __  )( __    /|
    | |\\  :| .| \/   /_/  )( \_\  / |.
              ||__     |,      |,  __||
  ejm 97      | |\\   /|\     /|\ //| |

 piano 5tet:
                _____
               | |   \
               | |    \
               | |     \___

               | |         \
               | |          \
        O    __|_|___________|
       /\/  /____|____________)
    . /  \_|_~~O /____________|           Q @
    |/__    | /_oo-#=       )(           _|/_
    | |\\  :| .| \/   \_|_/ )(          /( )_\
              ||__   _|_|_|_   \_|_/  ;/_)_(_
     O /      | |\\     |,    _|_|_|_  _(   )   |O==
    /_oo-#=            /|\       |,   /  /  =#-@@|
    .| \/     _/                /|\     \_    \/ |.
    ||__       |,   ejm 97               |,   __||
    | |\\     /|\                       /|\  //| |


 piano, clarinet, string 4tet
                _____
               | |   \
               | |    \
               | |     \___
               | |         \
               | |          \
        O    __|_|___________|
       /\/  /____|____________)       Q @
    . /  \_|_~~O /____________|      _|/_
    |/__    | /_oo-#=       )(      /( )_\     O
    | |\\  :| .| \/     __  )( ___;/_)_(_     /|
              ||__     /_/    |_|_|_(   )    / |.
     O /      | |\\     |,      |,/  /  /__  __||        |O==
    /_oo-#=            /|\     /|\       \_\//| |    =#-@@|
    .| \/     _/                          |,      \_   \/ |.
    ||__       |,   ejm 97               /|\       |,   __||
    | |\\     /|\                                 /|\  //| |


Quartet:

  String quartet:

       ~~0 /                      Q @
        /_oo-#= \_|_/            _|/_
        .| \/  _|_|_|_ \_|_/    /( )_\
        ||__      |,  _|_|_|_ ;/_)_(_
   0 /  | |\\    /|\     |,    _(   )     |0==
  /_oo-#=               /|\   /  /  / =#-@@|
  .| \/     _/                    \_    \/ |.
  ||__       |,   ejm 97           |,    __||
  | |\\     /|\                   /|\   //| |


 Quartet playing for memory

       ~~0 /         Q @
        /_oo-#=     _|/_
        .| \/      /( )_\
        ||__     ;/_)_(_
   0 /  | |\\     _(   )    | 0==
  /_oo-#=   ~~   /  /  / =#-@@|
  .| \/         ~      ~   \/ |.
  ||__                      __||
  | |\\         ejm 97     //| |
      ~~                  ~~

Instruments of a string quartet:

                                        H
                                       :|:
                             H          |
                            :|:       _.|._
         H   ^     H   ^     |   ^   ;  |  ;
        :|:  |    :|:  |    _|_  |   \  |  /  ^
         |   |     |   |   ; | ; |   ,} - {,  |
        (|)  |    (|)  |    }-{  |  /   |   \ |
        }-{  |    }-{  |   / | \ | |    |    ||
ejm98  (&| ) |#  (&| ) |#  \&|_/ |# \___|___/ |#
             '         '         '      |     '

 Oboe 4tet

       ==0 /                      Q @
        /_@@-#= \_|_/            _|/_
        .| \/  _|_|_|_ \_|_/    /( )_\
        ||__      |,  _|_|_|_ ;/_)_(_
   0 /  | |\\    /|\     |,    _(   )    0~~
  /_oo-#=               /|\   /  /  /   /_\
  .| \/     _/                    \_   / |.
  ||__       |,   ejm 97           |,  __||
  | |\\     /|\                   /|\ //| |



 Flute 4tet

       ~~0 /                      Q @
        /_oo-#= \_|_/            _|/_
        .| \/  _|_|_|_ \_|_/    /( )_\
        ||__      |,  _|_|_|_ ;/_)_(_
___0    | |\\    /|\     |,    _(   )     |0==
 \ \/                   /|\   /  /  / =#-@@|
  .|     _/                       \_    \/ |.
  ||__    |,   ejm 97              |,    __||
  | |\\  /|\                      /|\   //| |

  Clarinet 5tet:

                          O
       ~~0 /             /_\          Q @
        /_oo-#=     ___ / |.         _|/_
        .| \/  ___ |_|_|__|| ___    /( )_\
        ||__  |_|_|  |,//|  |_|_| ;/_)_(_
   0 /  | |\\   |,  /|\       |,   _(   )     |0==
  /_oo-#=      /|\           /|\  /  /  / =#-@@|
  .| \/     _/                        \_    \/ |.
  ||__       |,   ejm 98               |,    __||
  | |\\     /|\                       /|\   //| |

Saxophone:

       O-.
       /_ )

        | (U
ejm 97 /|
      / /
      ~ ~

 sax trio

               _._   \  O      ___       O @
       O-.      | _._ \/ _>   /   \      _\|__
        \/)     |  |  _[_][_]|     |    / ( )_\
        | (U    |  |  \ |  |  \___/   ;/__)_(
ejm 97 /|      /|\/|\ ~/|\/|\  /|\       (   )
      / /                                / |  \
      ~ ~                                ~     ~

 another sax trio
                      _____
                     | |   \
                     | |    \
                     | |     \___
                     | |         \
                     | |          \        O @
            ~~O     _|_|___________|       _\|__
 O-.         /\/  /____|____________)     / ( )_\
  \/)     . /  \_|__________________|   ;/__)_(
  | (U    |/__    | )(            )(       (   )
 /|       | |\\  :| )(   ejm 97   )(       / |  \
/ /                                        ~     ~
~ ~

   sax duo (the bass player's bass missed the flight):

Thanks to Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine
for the penguins.

at the south pole                                    ____
with an audience  _                              "" ((  ))
of penguins:     ( )           "                 )) _)) ""
         _        U           ((_        _._   \((O((    ___
        ( )   (o_ `.            \\O-.     | _._ \/X)>   /   \
   (o_   U     | (o_{o.         //X/)     |  |  _[_][_]|     |
(o_//\(o_' (@_//\(\)('}.(O_    // | (U    |  |  \ |  |  \___/
//\U_///\~/~A\V_/_      //\   "' /|      /|\/|\ ~/|\/|\
U_/_  V_/ \//_)_        V_/_    / /
          ~o)                   ~ ~'''''''band by ejm97'''''''
                                penguins by xemu(after c.j.day)

It's VERY difficult to depict scarves on these small musicians!
Shakespeare:

  A production of "Romeo & Juliet":
            ________________________
         ///\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\/\\\
       //\{}//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//{}/\\
      ///&%&%&%&/~~~~~~~~~~~~\&%&%&%&\\\
      ||&%&%&_.'              '._&%&%&||
      ||&%'''                o~  '''%&||
      ||&%&                  /`\   &%&||
      ||&%&                  [ /%\ &%&||
      ||&%&                  [_|_\_&%&||
      ||&%&            c           &%&||
      ||&%&           <)\/         &%&||
      ||&%&            /\          &%&||
ejm97 ||&%&&          / /         &&%&||
______||&%&&&====================&&&%&||______

  Romeo and Juliet in an outdoor theatre:

    .      .         *       .       /
 *    .        .        .   *    .. //
     .      .        .            *///
        *      *        *    .    /&%&
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     *      *     *    .     o~    &%&
 .        .         *        /`\   &%&
      *       ..       *     [ /%\ &%&
  .                          [_|_\_&%&
        .              c       &%&%&%&
                      <)\/     &%&%&%&
                       /\      &%&%&%&
,,,,ejm97,,,,,,,,,,,,,/,/,,,,,,&%&%&%&

Hamlet
Act III sc IV

Ay me, what act,
That roars so loud, and thunders in the index

                                '''''''''
.......                         || | / \|
:@ejm@:                         |! '!  `|
}| _ |{                         |' !'   =
}|{ \|{                 ++      || |'   |
}|/`_|{\__C           /_{(_/    |! |/{) |
:@...@: `,\/          __))      |' `-/|`-
        (()        &_(  <__&    |' !( ))|
        | \        |  )__\ |    |! | /| |
       /  |           '  `      |-_- \ \|

Singer:

       ~C
       /|\/
       \|
ejm96   /\
       / /
       ~ ~
   singer with microphone and amp:

        C @=.
       /|\/ |
       \|   | __.__
        /\  |(  |()|
ejm97  / / _|_) |__|

       ~ ~

   singer & piano:

                       ~c
            o   )____  <)\/
ejm 97     /_=-/_____|  /\
          ( /\.|     | /~/

   vocal recital:

           ________________________
         ///\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\/\\\
       //\{}//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//{}/\\
      ///&%&%&%&/~~~~~~~~~~~~\&%&%&%&\\\
      ||&%&%&_.'              '._&%&%&||
      ||&%'''                    '''%&||
      ||&%&                ~c      &%&||
      ||&%&     o   )____  <)\/    &%&||
      ||&%&    /_=-/_____|  /\     &%&||
ejm97 ||&%&&  ( /\.|     | /~/    &&%&||
______||&%&&======================&&%&||______


Stage:
            __________
         ///^^^^{}^^^^\\\
       //..@----------@..\\
      ///&%&%&%&/\&%&%&%&\\\
      ||&%&%&_.'  '._&%&%&||
      ||&%'''        '''%&||
      ||&%&            &%&||
      ||&%&            &%&||
ejm97 ||&%&            &%&||
______||&%&&==========&&%&||______

           ________________________
         ///\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\/\\\
       //\{}//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//{}/\\
      ///&%&%&%&/~~~~~~~~~~~~\&%&%&%&\\\
      ||&%&%&_.'              '._&%&%&||
      ||&%'''                    '''%&||
      ||&%&                        &%&||
      ||&%&                        &%&||
      ||&%&                        &%&||
ejm97 ||&%&&                      &&%&||
______||&%&&======================&&%&||______


            A Production of Aladdin
            ________________________
         ///\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\/\\\
       //\{}//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//{}/\\
      ///%%%%%%%/~~~~~~~~~~~~\%%%%%%%\\\
      ||%%%%%_.'              '._%%%%%||
      ||%%'''                    '''%%||
      ||%%%             (          %%%||
      ||%%%              )         %%%||
      ||%%%             (          %%%||
      ||%%%            c `=o       %%%||
      ||%%%           <)\/         %%%||
      ||%%%            /\          %%%||
ejm98 ||%%%%          / /         %%%%||
______||%%%%%====================%%%%%||______


A production of "Cyrano de Bergerac"
            ________________________
         ///\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\/\\\
       //\{}//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//{}/\\
      ///&%&%&%&/~~~~~~~~~~~~\&%&%&%&\\\
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      ||&%&  *   ###\{/### .. [_|_\_&%&||
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        \/|
          |
         / \
ejm96    \  \
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              \/|.
              __||
ejm96       //| |
           ~~

Trumpet:

       )>==0
          \/
           |
           |
          / \
ejm96     \  \
          ~  ~

      )>==O
        \/
        /|
ejm97   \\

Viola:

           ==0 /
            /_@@-#=  \_|_/
             | \/   _|K__|_
  ejm 97    / \        |,
           /  /        |
           ~  ~       /|\


          ==0 /
           /_@@-#=
  ejm 96   .| \/     _/
           ||__       |,
           | |\\     /|\


          ==0 /
           /_@@-#=   _/
  ejm97     |_        |,
           []/\      /|\


   alto clefs:

|| )
||/
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|| )           ejm97

.
|| ,-.
||    )
||'==;
||    )
|| `-'         ejm97
'

.  ,-.
||    )
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'  `-'         ejm97

  And here are two tiny one line alto clefs:

 |{

 K

 And here is a tiny one line alto clef:

  |{

Here is a viola (or a violin if nobody notices the strings)

         H      ^
        :|:     |
         |      |
        (|)     |
        }-{     |
ejm98  (&| )    |#
                '

Violin:

             0 /
            /_oo-#=  \_|_/
             | \/   _|_|_|_
  ejm 97     |\        |,
             / \       |
             ~  ~     /|\

   violin recital:
         ____________________________________________
      ///\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\\
    /\\{}//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\{}/\
   /\/&%&%&%&/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\&%&%&%&\/\
   ||&%&%&_.'                                   '._&%&%&||
   ||&%&.'                         _____           '.&%&||
   ||&%&                          | |   \            &%&||
   ||&%&                          | |    \           &%&||
   ||&%&                          | |     \___       &%&||
   ||&%&                          | |         \      &%&||
   ||&%&                          | |          \     &%&||
   ||&%&                 ~~0    __|_|___________|    &%&||
   ||&%&    0 /           /\/  /____|____________)   &%&||
   ||&%&   /_oo-#=  __ . /  \_|__________________|   &%&||
   ||&%&    | \/   /_/ |/__    | )(            )(    &%&||
   ||&%&    |\      |  | |\\  :| )(            )(    &%&||
   ||&%&    / \     |,                               &%&||
   ||&%&&   ~  ~   /|\                              &&%&||
   ||ejm97                                         &&&%&||
___||&%&&&&=======================================&&&&%&||___

©ejm 1996-2001

PUBLISHED: 3 November 2015
FILED UNDER: ASCII-art

File: mirrors/ejm/files/various-other-things-p2.txt
various other things (p2)
by llizard (aka ejm)

caduceus:

             _
     _____  ( )  _____
    vVVVVV\__|__/VVVVVv
   vVVVVVVvvv|vvvVVVVVVv
  vVVVV      |      VVVVv
 vVVV   .=-< | >-=.  VVVv
 vVV   (____ |_____)  VVv
 v          (|)         v
            (|)
            (|)
            (|)
            (|)
            '|`
ejm97        |


   Naval caduceus (I think):

                  _
          _____  ( )  _____
         vVVVVV\__|__/VVVVVv
        vVVVVVVvvv|vvvVVVVVVv
       vVVVV      |      VVVVv
      vVVV   .=-< | >-=.  VVVv
      vVV   (____ |_____)  VVv
      v          (|)         v
                 (|)
                 (|)
                 (|)
        ^        (|)        ^
         \       '|`       /
          \       |       /
ejm97      \_____/ \_____/


  aesculus:
               _
       _____  ( )  _____
      vVVVVV\__|__/VVVVVv
     vVVVVVVvvv|vvvVVVVVVv
    vVVVV      |      VVVVv
   vVVV        | >=.   VVVv
   vVV         |____)   VVv
   v          (|          v
               |)
              (|
               |)
              (|
               |`
  ejm          |


and without the wings:
               _
              ( )
               |
               | >=.
               |____)
              (|
               |)
              (|
               |)
              (|
               |`
  ejm          |

               _
              ( )
               |<:>==
              (|
               |)
              (|
               |)
              (|
               |)
              (|
               |`
  ejm          |


cafe:

           _|_
  ejm   .'.':`.`.
       / /  |  \ \
      _^^^^^|^^^^^
     |^|    |
 |   |V|____|____  |
 |_  |-'---------'_|
 |-| | |    |    |-|
 | |       /|\   | |


            |
  ejm      /:\
          //|\\
      _   ^^|^^
     |^|    |
 |   |V| ___|___   |
 |_  |-|'-------' _|
 |-| | |    |    |-|
 | |       /|\   | |


  ________________________
 |\                       \
 | \                       \
 |  \                       \
 |   \                       \
 """""""""""""""""""""""""""""
    !              !    !
    !      !       !    !
    !      ! _|_        !
    ejm   .'.':`.`.
    !    / /  |  \ \
        _^^^^^|^^^^^
       |^|    |
   |   |V|____|____  |
   |_  |-'---------'_|
   |-| | |    |    |-|
   | |       /|\   | |


  ________________________
 |\                       \
 | \                       \
 |  \                       \
 |   \                       \
 """""""""""""""""""""""""""""
                                     _|_
                                  .'.':`.`.
             _|_                 / /  |  \ \
          .'.':`.`.             _^^^^^|^^^^^
         / /  |  \ \           |^|    |
        _^^^^^|^^^^^       |   |V| ___|___   |
       |^|    |            |_  |-|'-------' _|
   |   |V|____|____  |     |-| | |    |    |-|
   |_  |-'---------'_|     | |       /|\   | |
   |-| | |    |    |-|
   | |       /|\   | |                      _|_
                                         .'.':`.`.
                     _|_                / /  |  \ \
                  .'.':`.`.          _  ^^^^^|^^^^^
                 / /  |  \ \        |^|      |
                 ^^^^^|^^^^^    |   |V|  ____|____  |
                      |     _   |_  |-| '---------'_|
                      |    |^|  |-| | |      |    |-|
                | ____|____|V|  | |         /|\   | |
                |'---------'-|   |
                |-|   |    | |  _|
  ejm           | |  /|\       |-|
                               | |

  ___________________________________
 |\                                  \
 | \                                  \
 |  \                                  \
 |   \                                  \
 """,""/ /,///,//  //"""""""""",/ /,,/""" ,,, / ///
 / /,///,///  /,,// __/ ////// /,//,/_|_/ /,///,//
,,/  , /,///,, ,,//|+,=,|/ /,///, .'.':`,`./ /,///,//
/ /,///,/// /,|/ /,|/-/=/ /,///,,/ /,,/, \ \/ /,,/,,//
,,/ /,///,// /'\ //'+,-=|/ /,///_^^^/^^//^^^/ //////,,
/ /,//,,/,, //|\\ /,//,=|//,,//|^|//,/|,,/////, ,, ///
        _   ^^^^^          |   |V| ___|___   |
       |^|    |            |_  |-|'-------' _|
   |   |V|____|____  |     |-| | |    |    |-|           |
   |_  |-'---------'_|     | |       /|\   | |          /'\
   |-| | |    |    |-|                                 //|\\
   | |       /|\   | |                      _|_        ^^^^
                                         .'.':`.`.            |
                     _|_                / /  |  \ \   __|___ _|
                  .'.':`.`.          _  ^^^^^^^^^^^  '-------'-|
                 / /  |  \ \        |^|      |           |   | |
                 ^^^^^^^^^^^    |   |V|  ____|____  |   /|\
                      |     _   |_  |-| '---------'_|
                      |    |^|  |-| | |      |    |-|
                | ____|____|V|  | |         /|\   | |
                |'---------'-|   |
                |-|   |    | |  _|
  ejm           | |  /|\       |-|
                               | |
  ___________________________________
 |\                                  \
 | \                                  \
 |  \                                  \
 |   \                                  \
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                    __               _|_
                   |+-==|         .'.':`.`.
              |    |+--=|        / /  |  \ \
             /'\   '+ -=|       _^^^^^^^^^^^
            //|\\      =|   &C |^O__u |    O~
          O ^^^^^         | /\_u/\/___|_u_\/\|
      Cu /|\_ |   O       |/_  |>'--------'_,|
   | /\| \u___|u_\/\ |    |-,| / |\   |   /_-|           |
   |(    '---------')|    |/||       /|\ / |\|          /'\
   |->>  |||\ |   <|-|                                 //|\\
   |/|       /|\ / | |                      _|_        ^^^^^
                                         .'.':`.`.       | < O |
                     _|_                / /  |  \ \   _u_|_`\/\|
                  .'.':`.`.             ^^^^^^^^^^^  '-------'-|
                 / /  |  \ \    |    d}      |     {b    | //| |
                 ^^^^^^^^^^^    |_  |/\_u____|___u_/\|  /|\
           O _uu__    |   O     |-| |(_'----------'_,|
          /|\/        | \/|\/   | | |-,\     |    /_(|
         / |    | ____|__|||_ O     | |\\   /|\  //| |
           |    |'-----------'/\\|
           |\   |-|   | /|/| /  )|
  ejm     /  \  | |  /|\      //-|
                              \|\|


  ___________________________________
 |\                                  \
 | \                                  \
 |  \                                  \
 |   \                                  \
 """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
  !  !     !        __ !  !     !    _|_!
  !     !  !       |+-==| !     ! .'.':`.`.
     !  !     |    |+--=| !     !/ /  |  \ \
        !    /'\   '+ -=|       _^^^^^^^^^^!
            //|\\      =|      |^|  ! |  ! !
        _   ^^^^^          |   |V| ___|__!   |
       |^|    |            |_  |-|'-------' _|
   |   |V|____|____  |     |-| | |    |    |-|           |
   |_  |-'---------'_|     | |       /|\   | |          /'\
   |-| | |    |    |-|                                 //|\\
   | |       /|\   | |                      _|_        ^^^^^
                                         .'.':`.`.     ! |!    |
                     _|_                / /  |  \ \   ___|!__ _|
                  .'.':`.`.          _  !^^^^^^^^^!  '-------'-|
                 / /  |  \ \        |^| ! !  | ! !!  !   | ! | |
                 ^^^^^^^^^^^    |   |V|  _!__|__!_! |!  /|\
                   !  |  !! _   |_  |-| '-------+-'_|
                   !  |! ! |^|  |-| |!|   !  |  ! !-|
                |!____|!_!_|V|  | |       ! /|\   | |
                |!-----+---'-|   |
                |-|   |!   | |  _|
  ejm           | |  /|\       |-|
                               | |


      _|_
   .'.':`.`.
  / /  |  \ \
  ~~~~~~~~~~~ ,^%---
       |   u__<_ \  Coffee always tastes better
     __|__     >/       at an outdoor cafe, doesn't it?
    '-----'  __>,^
  ejm|   |  //| |

camera:

            __
        __ /_/\___
       /__/[]\/__/|o-_
      |    _     ||   -_
      |  ((_))   ||     -_
ejm96 |__________|/       ===oooo


carpet:

   flying carpet

                 __________/%%%%=
                /%%%%%%%%%/%%%%=
          =/%%%/%%%%%%%%%/%%%%=
         =/%%%/%%%%%%%%%/%%%%=
        =/%%%/%%%%%%%%%/%%%%=
 ejm97 =/%%%/%%%%%%%%%/%%%%=
      =/%%%/%%%%%%%%%/
     =/%%%/


cemetary gates:

                  _  /)
                 mo / )
                 |/)\)
                  /\_
                  \__|=
                 (    )
                 __)(__
_________+______/      \______+__________
  __--   |       R.I.P.       |-_-- __
_-- -    | ___ __________ ___ |
-_-- __  || | | | {|    /| | || __---  -_
 --__-   || | | | {|   /|| | ||--        -
         || | | | {|  /||| | ||__--
 __-- -__|| | | | {| |}||| | ||--   __--
         ||_|_|_|_{| |}|||_|_||  -__
 --__-  -|| | | | {& |}||/ | ||---   __--
         || | | | {| |}|/| | ||-__
--   __--|| | | | {| |}/|| | ||__-- -__
  --     || | | | {| &}||| | ||   __
---   __-|| | | | {| |}||| | ||_---__-  --
 -  -_   || | | | {| |}||| | || --
 __ejm 97|| | | | {| |}||| | ||_--__-   _---
_________||_|_|_|_{| |}|||_|_||______________
                     |}|/
                     |}/
                     |/


                  _  /)
                 mo / )
                 |/)\)
                  /\_
                  \__|=
                 (    )
                 __)(__
________+_______/      \_______+__________
- --_ _-| _               _    |---_   - -
  __--  |/_|) \ |\||\| /||_|  /|-_-- __
_ --_ - |\/|\/-\| ||/|/ ||_|// |   -_  -
_-- -   |_____ __________ _____|_ --  _
-_-- __  || | | | {|    /| | || __---  -_
 --__-   || | | | {|   /|| | ||--        -
         || | | | {|  /||| | ||__--
 __-- -__|| | | | {| |}||| | ||--   __--
         ||_|_|_|_{| |}|||_|_||  -__
 --__-  -|| | | | {& |}||/ | ||---   __--
         || | | | {| |}|/| | ||-__
--   __--|| | | | {| |}/|| | ||__-- -__
  --     || | | | {| &}||| | ||   __
---   __-|| | | | {| |}||| | ||_---__-  --
 -  -_   || | | | {| |}||| | || --
 __ejm 97|| | | | {| |}||| | ||_--__-   _---
_________||_|_|_|_{| |}|||_|_||______________
                     |}|/
                     |}/
                     |/

chair:

  rocking chair:

     \
      \
       \
        \
         \_______
          |_____\
          |======\
          |       \ .
ejm   `.__|_______.'

   _________
   \\_______\
    \\XXXXXXX\
     \\XXXXXXX\
      \\XXXXXXX\
       \\XXXXXXX\________
        \\XXXXXXX____----))
         \`---------.)))\\
         ||XXXXXXXXXX\\ /\\
      `._||___________\\/ \\
        `||XXXXXXXXXXXX\\ /\\_.'
     `.__||XXXXXXXXXXXXX\\_.'
ejm    `._________________.'

   _________
   \\_______\
    \\XXXXXXX\
     \\XXXXXXX\
      \\XXXXXXX\
       \\XXXXXXX\________
        \\XXXXXXX____----))
         \`---------.)))\\
         ||__________\\ /\\
      `._||___________\\/ \\__.'
        `||____________\\ /\\.'
     `.__||_____________\\__.'
ejm    `._________________.'

  ________
 \\--\ \-\\
  \\  \ \ \\
   \\  \ \ \\
    \\  \ \ \\________
     \\__\_\______----))
      \\----------\))|
      ||_________||/ |
  `.  ||+=+=+=+=+||, |
    `.||=+=+=+=+=||  |.'
`.    ||         ||
  ` ._||_________||__.'    ejm


beach chair:

        \.  -   -  .
       '          _ , -`.
     '        _,'     _,'
    '      ,-'      _/
   '    ,-' \     _/
  '   ,'     \  _'
  '  '       _\'
  ' ,    _,-'  \     _________
  \,_,--'       \    \\_______\
                 \    \\+=+=+=+\
                  \    \\=+=+=+=\
                   \    \\+=+=+=+\
                    \    \\=+=+=+=\________
                     \    \\+=+=+=+____----))
                      \    \`---------.)))\\
                       \   ||+=+=+=+=+=\\ /\\
                        \  ||___________\\/ \\
                         \ ||------------\\
  ejm                     \||             \\

People in alt.ascii-art complained that nobody was sitting in the chair so…

        \.  -   -  .
       '          _ , -`.
     '        _,'     _,'
    '      ,-'      _/
   '    ,-' \     _/
  '   ,'     \  _'
  '  '       _\'           \
  ' ,    _,-'  \            \,
  \,_,--'       \          "", &&&
                 \          /&&& ?'>    DAmn!! That's
                  \    \   /  && _C  /     knit one,
                   \    \  \  )(    /            perl TWO...
                    \    \  \   \  ,""       '
                     \    \  ) (_\/_|\`.____/,
                      \    \(______ |\\ `.--_-
                       \   |_____\ ~~~ \ `.
                        \  |======\ _,'\   `.
                         \ |       \   )`__, `.
  ejm                     \|        \  `'      `(()


        \.  -   -  .
       '          _ , -`.
     '        _,'     _,'
    '      ,-'      _/
   '    ,-' \     _/
  '   ,'     \  _'
  '  '       _\'            ,
  ' ,    _,-'  \            \ ((((
  \,_,--'       \          "", ))))
                 \     ____ /((( .`
                  \    \+=+/ ))& _=   (,
                   \    \=+\(()(      /
                    \    \+=\))\))___/
                     \    \=+)_(___       _[]______  <---supposed to be
                      \    \(/_____-.`    ----+----        nail varnish
                       \   |_____\ _ \\       |
                        \  |======\ ( \\      |
                         \ |       \ ` \\     |
  ejm                     \|        \  )`__,, |

clock:

  time flies:

      (\                     /)
      (v\                   /v)
     (vvv\                 /vvv)
    (vvvvv\               /vvvvv)
   (vvvvvvv\             /vvvvvvv)
  (vvvvvvvvv\   _---_   /vvvvvvvvv)
 (vvvvvvvvvvv\/  XII  \/vvvvvvvvvvv)
(vvvvvvvvvvvv/      /  \vvvvvvvvvvvv)
(vvvvvvvvvvv/      /    \vvvvvvvvvvv)
(vvvvvvvvvv|IX   @   III |vvvvvvvvvv)
 (vvvvvvvvvv\      \    /vvvvvvvvvv)
  (vvvvvvvvvv\         /vvvvvvvvvv)
    (vvvvvvvvv\  VI   /vvvvvvvvv)
       (vvvvvvvv-___-vvvvvvvv)
         (vvvvvv/   \vvvvvv)
         (vvvvv/     \vvvvv)
          (vvv/       \vvv)
ejm        (v/         \v)
           (/           \)

midnight

|) /\ |\ | /`  |
|) \/ | \| \]  .
 _________
|   X|I   |
|    |    ||) /\ |\ | /`  |
|IX  * III||) \/ | \| \]  .
|         |
|____VI___|         |) /\ |\ | /`  |
|    \    |         |) \/ | \| \]  .
|     \   |
|      \  |     |) /\ |\ | /`  |
|      ( )|     |) \/ | \| \]  .
|_________| ejm                   |) /\ |\ | /`  |
                                  |) \/ | \| \]  .
|) /\ |\ | /`  |
|) \/ | \| \]  .       |) /\ |\ | /`  |
                       |) \/ | \| \]  .
  |) /\ |\ | /`  |
  |) \/ | \| \]  .          |) /\ |\ | /`  |
                            |) \/ | \| \]  .
                                            |) /\ |\ | /`  |
        |) /\ |\ | /`  |                    |) \/ | \| \]  .
        |) \/ | \| \]  .
                                |) /\ |\ | /`  |
                                |) \/ | \| \]  .

  alarm clocks

              _,--.--,_    |.
             / \  |  / \  (|||)(|   |.
              ` _---_ `        ,|  (|||)(|
              /  XII  \  |.             ,|
             /         \(|||)(|
            /           \    ,|     |.
           |IX    @  III |   |.    (|||)(|
            \   .'|     /   (|||)(|     ,|
  ejm        \.'       /         ,|   |.
              \  VI   /              (|||)(|
              _ -___- _                   ,|
             /_________\


   ( ) ( )    |.
    `_^_'    (|||)(|
    / |,\         ,|
   |- ' -|       |.
    \_,_/       (|||)(|
    /___\            ,|


                _---_
              /  12   \
             /11  |  1 \
            /10   |/  2 \
           |9     @    3|
            \8        4 /
  ejm        \ 7     5 /
              \   6   /     -|- | /` |/  -|- | /` |/
              _ -___- _      |  | \, |\   |  | \, |\
             /_________\

                _---_
              /  12   \
             /11\    1 \
            /10  \    2 \
           |9     @    3|          |\ | |\|/`
            \8   /    4 /          |/ | | |\]
             \ 7     5 /
              \   6   /      |\ | |\|/`   |\ | |\|/`
              _ -___- _      |/ | | |\]   |/ | | |\]
  ejm        /_________\       |\ | |\|/`
                               |/ | | |\]


                _---_
              /  12   \\
             /11     1 \\
            /10       2 \\
           |9     @---- 3||
            \8   /    4 //
  ejm        \ 7     5 //
              \   6   //    -|- | /` |/  -|- | /` |/
              _ -___- _/\    |  | \, |\   |  | \, |\
             /_________\/


                _---_
              /  12   \\   |\ | |\|/`
             /11     1 \\  |/ | | |\]
            /10       2 \\
           |9     @     3||   |\ | |\|/`   |\ | |\|/`
            \8   / \  4 //    |/ | | |\]   |/ | | |\]
             \7     \  //               |\ | |\|/`
              \   6   //     |\ | |\|/` |/ | | |\]
              _ -___- _/\    |/ | | |\]      |\ | |\|/`
  ejm        /_________\/      |\ | |\|/`    |/ | | |\]
                               |/ | | |\]
                     |\ | |\|/`
                     |/ | | |\]

          ______________
         /____________ /|
        |  _________  | |
        | |   XII   | | |
        | |         | | |
        | |IX  * III| | |
        | |    |`.  | | |
        | |____|I___| | |
        | |   \     | | |
        | |    \    | | |
        | |     \   | | |  -|- | /` |/  -|- | /` |/
        | |     ( ) | | |   |  | \, |\   |  | \, |\
        | |_________| | |
   ejm  |_____________|/

          ______________
         /____________ /|
        |  _________  | |
        | |   XII   | | |
        | |         | | |
        | |IX  * III| | |
        | |   /|    | | |
        | |__/_VI___| | |
        | |    /    | | |
        | |   /     | | |
        | |  /      | | |  -|- | /` |/  -|- | /` |/
        | |( )      | | |   |  | \, |\   |  | \, |\
        | |_________| | |
   ejm  |_____________|/

             _______
            /______/`-_
         _-'       `-_ /|
        {             } |
        |  _________  | |
        | |   XII   | | |
        | |         | | |
        | |IX ,* III| | |
        | | ,' |    | | |
        | |'___VI___| | |
        | |    /    | | |
        | |   /     | | |
        | |  /      | | |  -|- | /` |/  -|- | /` |/
        | |( )      | | |   |  | \, |\   |  | \, |\
        | |_________| | |
   ejm  |_____________|/

grandfather clock:

             __________
            /_________/`-_
         _-'          `-_ /|
        {                } |
        |  ____________  | |
        | |    \/||    | | |
        | |    /\||    | | |
        | |            | | |
        | ||\/      |||| | |
        | ||/\ ,*.  |||| | |
        | |  ,'   `.   | | |
        | |    \ /| `. | | |
        | |_____V_|____| | |
        | |    : /     | | |
        | |    :/:     | | |
        | |    / :     | | |
        | |   /: @     | | |  _|_ .    |   _|_ .    |
        | |  / :       | | |   |  | /` |/   |  | /` |/
        | |( ) :       | | |   |  | \, |\   |  | \, |\
        | |    :       | | |
        | |    :       | | |
        | |    :       | | |
        | |    :       | | |
        | |    :       | | |
        | |    @       | | |
        | |____________| | |
        |______ejm_______|/

          __________
         /________ /|
        |   XII   | |
        |         | |
        |----* III| |
        |     `.  | |
        |____VI___| |
        |    |    | |
        |    |    | |
        |    |    | |    -|- | /` |/  -|- | /` |/
        |   ( )   | |     |  | \, |\   |  | \, |\
   ejm  |_________|/

          __________

         /________ /|
        |   XII/  | |
        |     /   | |
        |IX  * III| |
        |     `.  | |
        |____VI___| |
        |    \    | |
        |     \   | |
        |      \  | |    -|- | /` |/  -|- | /` |/
        |      ( )| |     |  | \, |\   |  | \, |\
   ejm  |_________|/


        |) /\ |\ | /`  |
        |) \/ | \| \]  .
          __________
         /________ /|
        |   X|I   | |
        |    |    | | |) /\ |\ | /`  |
        |IX  * III| | |) \/ | \| \]  .
        |     `.  | |
        |____VI___| |         |) /\ |\ | /`  |
        |    /    | |         |) \/ | \| \]  .
        |   /     | |
        |  /      | |     |) /\ |\ | /`  |
        |( )      | |     |) \/ | \| \]  .
   ejm  |_________|/



        |) /\ |\ | /`  |
        |) \/ | \| \]  .
          __________         |) /\ |\ | /`  |
         /________ /|        |) \/ | \| \]  .
        |   X|I   | |
        |    |    | | |) /\ |\ | /`  |
        |IX  * III| | |) \/ | \| \]  .
        |    |    | |
        |____VI___| |         |) /\ |\ | /`  |
        |    /    | |         |) \/ | \| \]  .
        |   /     | |
        |  /      | |     |) /\ |\ | /`  |
        |( )      | |     |) \/ | \| \]  .
   ejm  |_________|/
                     |) /\ |\ | /`  |
                     |) \/ | \| \]  .

columns:

Doric
 _________________________
   |__________|
     ||||||||
     ||||||||
     ||||||||
     ||||||||
     ||||||||
[snip]
    _||||||||_
   |_______ejm|

Ionic
 ______________________
   (_,.....,_)
     |||||||
     |||||||
     |||||||
     |||||||
     |||||||
     |||||||
[snip]
     |||||||
    ,_______,
      )   (
    ,      `
  _/_________\_
 |__________ejm|

Corinthian
 ______________________
  (@^,^,^,^,^,@)
    )`){o}(`(
    ,`,`,`,`,`
    ==========
     ||||||||
     ||||||||
     ||||||||
     ||||||||
     ||||||||
     ||||||||
[snip]
     ||||||||
    ,________,
      )    (
    ,       `
  _/__________\_
 |___________ejm|


constellation

Ursa Major (The Great Bear) star chart depictions of Ursa Major: typical . H.A. Rey way (understandable)

       *
*            *
                   *           *            *      *


                     *        *           *

                    *                      *
                                                      *
                                                     *
                         *          *
                                   *

                      *
                    *
Here is a typical way of showing Ursa Major on star charts: (I really don’t understand why this method is perpetuated! This doesn’t look like a bear. It looks more like a sleigh…)

     .  * .
*           ` * .
                  ` *  - - - -  *           * - - - *
                    '           '           '
                     '         '           '
                      *- - - -* -  -  -  -*
                      '                   '
                     '                    '
                    *                     * .  _
                      `.                           `  *
                        `.                       .  ` *
                          * - - - - *    .   '
                                .  *  '
                           . '
                      * '
                    *

When we were kids, we were given the wonderful book The Stars: A New Way to See Them by H. A. Rey “This book […] shows the constellations in a new, graphic way, as shapes which suggest what the names imply: it shows the group of stars known as the Great Bear, in the shape of a bear […]”.

Here is the H.A.Rey way of connecting the stars: (See? It does look like a bear!)

     .  * .
*           ` * .
   .              ` *  - - - -  * - - - - - * - - - *
      .             '           '           '        .
         .           '         '           '
            .         *- - - -*           *           .
               .                          .
                  .                                   '
                    *                     *
                      `.                 '            *
                        `.            .'         .  ` *
                          *         *    .   '
                         ,      .  *  '
                       ,   . '
                      * '
                    *
Also take a look at an astronomer looking at the night sky.

dolls:

         &&&
        (+.+)
      ___\=/___
     (|_ ~~~ _|)
        |___|
        / _ \
       /_/ \_\
ejm97 /_)   (_\


       &&&&&&&
      &&(+.+)&&
      ___\=/___
     (|_ ~~~ _|)
        )___(
      /'     `\
     ~~~~~~~~~~~
     `~//~~~\\~'
ejm97 /_)   (_\


door:

            __________
           |  __  __  |
           | |  ||  | |
           | |  ||  | |
           | |__||__| |
           |  __  __()|
           | |  ||  | |
           | |  ||  | |
           | |  ||  | |
           | |  ||  | |
           | |__||__| |
ejm        |__________|

envelope:

pushing the envelope
       ________________
       \`             /\,__O.
        \  `    ejm  /  \ ,_/\
         \    /`    /`   \    )
          \  /    `    `  \  / \
           \/____________`_\ \  `,

faces:

   ,
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    ,
    `         ejm

   ,
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   _
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   ,
,   .)
 .) _\
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* )    _`
    \ * )
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`. _
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  _
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* )    _`
    \ * )            ///
  ( _\             /////
`. _            /)/   /
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               \    /        ejm


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* )     `
    \ =_
  ( _\
`. _
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  _
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=_      `
    \ =_
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`. _
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  _
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* )    _`
    \ * )
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   _
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  _
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    \  _)
  ( _\
   _
  (_,        ejm



   ,,,    ,,,
 <(*).  ,(*)>

      /
    ((  )
   ________
   \_|_|_|/
    \_|_|/                                    ejm



   ,,,    ,,,
 <(*).  ,(*)>

      /
    ((  )
    ______,
      ---                                      ejm


   ,,,    ,,,
 <(*).  ,(*)>

      /
    ((  )
   _________
   \-+-+-+-/
    `-----'                                    ejm

  _      _
,(*)`  ,(*)`
      \
      _)
     ,-.
    ` _,            ejm


feather:

               /`;
              /\/=
             /\/=
             \/=
             /
   ejm      ,


      (`/\
      `=\/\
       `=\/\
        `=\/
  ejm      \


      ______//////////////"\
 ejm      ` """""""""""""""";
           \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\,/


      ______//////////////"\
 ejm      `\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\,/


        /\__/////////////////"\
 ejm   /\/=  `"""""""""""""""";
       \/=/   \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\,/
       /
      ,


        /\!_/////////////////"\
 ejm   /\/=  `\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/
       \/=/
       /
      ,



       /`\\\__!\
 ejm   `////`=\/\
             `=\/\
              `=\/
                 \


       /`\\\\\__,
 ejm   `//////`=\/\
               `=\/
                `=\/
                   \
                    \

               ,
 ejm        __/=\/\
           /_/\`=\/\
          ( /\/ `=\/
           ` '     \
                    \


              /|
           , / |
          ,=/`/|\
         ,=/`//|`
        ,=/`/ /|`
       (, `/  /|`
              /|`
  ejm         \|/

fire and fireplace:

         )  '
        ()\(
     ( ,|,(X)'
    /,)/|`\``\\\                ejm


  ___________________________
  _|__ _________________ __|__
 _|___||               ||_|__
 ___|_||       )  '    ||___|_
  _|__||    ( ()\(     ||_|___
 ___|_||  ( ,|,(X)'    ||___#_
 _|___|| /,)/|`\``\\\  |||__/\
 ejm  ''---------------''  /  `--#
      . - ------------ . #/      |
    (( (((  (( ))) ))))  )\      |
      `  -   ----     - '  `.__.-#

  ___________________________
  _|__ _________________ __|__
 _|___||               ||_|__
 ___|_||       )  '    ||___|_
  _|__||    ( ()\(     ||_|___
 ___|_||  ( ,|,(X)'    ||___#_
 _|___|| /,)/|`\``\\\  |||__/\
 ejm  ''---------------''  /  `--#
      . - ------------ . #/      |
    (( (((  (( ))) ))))  )\      |
      `  -   ----  __ -/\  `.__.-#
                 C(__)`\ \____
                     /_`\/___/

  ___________________________
  _|__ _________________ __|__
 _|___||    (   )      ||_|__
 ___|_||  (    )  '    ||___|_
  _|__||   )( ()\ (    ||_|___
 ___|_||  ( ,|,()X()'  ||___#_
 _|___|| /,)/|`\``\\\  |||__/\
 ejm  ''---------------''  /  `--#
      . - ------------ . #/      |
    (( (((  (( ))) ))))  )\      |
      `  -   ----  __ -/\  `.__.-#
                 C(__)`\ \____
                     /_`\/___/

first aid kit:

             _____________
           /     __      /|
          /   __/ /_    / /
         /   /_  __/   / //
        /     /_/     / //
       /_____________/ //
       |______&______|//
  ejm  |_____________|/
            ______________
           /______&______/|
           ||            ||
           ||            ||
           ||            ||
           ||            ||
           ||            ||
           ||____________||
           /(@)   ____   /|
          / | |__/    '_/ |
         /  []|_/____,O/  /
        /  /  \____\  /  /
       /__/|__|____|_/  /
       |             | /
  ejm  |_____________|/

flags:

   chequered flag:

                           __________
                __________)%%%%/    /
               /%%%%/    /%%%%/____/
              /%%%%/____/    /%%%%/
             /    /%%%%/____/%%%%/
            /____/%%%%/%%%%/    /
           /%%%%/    /%%%%/____/
          /%%%%/____/    /%%%%/
 ejm97   /    /%%%%/____/%%%%/
        /____/%%%%/
       /
      /
     /
    /
   /


   smaller chequered flag:

                           _____
                __________)%%%%/
               /%%%%/    /%%%%/
              /%%%%/____/    /
             /    /%%%%/____/
            /____/%%%%/%%%%/
 ejm97     /%%%%/    /%%%%/
          /%%%%/____/
         /
        /
       /
      /
     /

                            ____
                    _______/   /
               ____/   ###/___/
              /###/___###/###/
             /###/###   /###/
            /   /###___/   /
   ejm     /___/   ###/___/
          /###/___###/###/
         /###/###   /###/
        /   /###___/
       /___/
      /
     /
    /

   Jolly Roger:

                              ___________
                 ____________)%%%%%%%%%%/
                /%%%%%%%%%%%/%{}%%%%%%%/
               /{}%%%%%%%%%/%/%%%%%%%%/
              /%%\% _---_%/\/%%%%%%%%/
             /%%%%\/     /)|%%%%%%%%/
            /%%%%%|()  (/ /%%%%%%%%/
           /%%%%%%%\ + /HH%%\%%%%%/
          /%%%%%%%/%HH/_/%%%%\%%%/
 ejm97   /%%%%%%%/%%\/%%%%%%%{}%/
        /%%%%%%{}%%%/%%%%%%%%%%/
       /%%%%%%%%%%%/
      /
     /
    /
   /

   smaller Jolly Roger:

                           )%{}%%%%%%/
               /{}%%%%%%%%/%%/%%%%%%/
              /%%\% _---_/ \/%%%%%%/
             /%%%%\/    /()|%%%%%%/
            /%%%%%|()  /+ /%%%%%%/
           /%%%%%%\  +/HH%%\%%%%/
          /%%%%%%/%HH/_/%%%\%%%/
 ejm97   /%%%%%%/%%\/%%%%%%{}%/
        /%%%%%{}%%%/
       /

fleur de lys:

            ^
         _(   )_
        ( `\ /' )
          _)^(_
  ejm       V


          /\
        _(  )_
       (,`==' )
  ejm    '\/`


          /\
        _(  )_
       ( `==' )
  ejm    '\/`


         .^.
       ,-.|,-.
  ejm     v


footwear (shoes, boots)

 boots:

        ____
        \   |
       __)  |
ejm97 (___-_)



        ____
        \   |  ____
       __)  | |   /
ejm97 (___-_) |  (__
              (_-___)


        ____
        \  _|__
       __)|   /
ejm97 (___|  (__
          (_-___)

        ____
        \ __|_
       __)\   |
ejm97 (____)  |
        (_____)

  on St. Nicholas Day:
              _
         **  / ) _  _
       %_[]=%   | )/ )
        \  )| *_|_/
       __)  | |   /
ejm97 (___-_) |  (__
              (_-___)



high heel shoes:


                %
               % `,
              %  /
             %  (
            / _  )
  ejm    ,___/ )/

To another kind of boot

               /  ,
              /  /
             &  (
            /_\/ )
  ejm    ,___/ )/


                ,
           ,^../ )
  ejm    ,___/ )/


               ...
           ,^.:/ ):
  ejm    ,___/:)/ ;
              ;  ;
             ;


               /  ,
              /  /
             /  (
            /  / )
           /  /|/
          /_,/ |
  ejm  ,_'`_/  |


               /  ,
              /  /
             /  (
            /  / )
           /  /|/
          /_,/ |
  ejm  ,____/  |


               /  ,
              /  /
             &  (
            / \/ )
           /_, |/
  ejm   ,___/  |



               /  ,
              /  /
             &==(
            /  / )
           /_, |/
  ejm   ,___/  |

 ,`
(   `
 \ |\ ` __
  \| \_____`.

                _
               / \
              /   )
         ____/|  /
ejm97  .____/ |_(


                _
               / \   _
              /   ) ' `
          ___/|  / |   |
ejm97  .____/ |_(  |___|
                   |   |
                    \./

                _
               / \
              /   )  __
         ____/|  /  / \`
ejm97  .____/ |_(  (   \`
                    \ ||\_`_
                     )|/ \__`-.

                _
               / \
              /.  )  _
          ___/ | /  / \
ejm97  .-'__/  |(  (  .\
                    \ | \___
                     )|  \__`-.


               __
              /  )   _
          __ //|/   / \
ejm97   < __|/ o   (  .\
                    \ | \___
                     )|  \__`-.

       __
      ( .`           _
       \|\ \__      / \
ejm97   o \(__ >   (  .\
                    \ | \___
                     )|  \__`-.


after some hints from Andreas Freise:

               __
          __ / . )  _
       .'   | /|/  / \
ejm97   ` __|/ o  (  .\
                   \ | \___
                    )|  \__`-.

And Andreas Freise came up with the following fix:

                                |
 |                           |  |
 |                           |  |  Shhh ...!
 |                           |  |
 |       .__                 |  |   She came home
 |   ()(/ _ `._.--.          |  |
 | ((|_.   ) ) )   \_    _.-.|  |   late.
 | ((|   .' /  (\   \`--'  _)|  |
 | cMMMa. -' ._)_\   \.-.-._.|  |
 |''`````\        \  .  _)--=|  |
 |------\/'-. ---- `--"'-----|  |
 |       |\\                 |  |
 |                           |  |
 |---------------------------|  |
 |_]                         |  |`
 |                           |  |:
 |                           |  |:.
 |                           |  |::.
 |                           |  |a:f... .
_|                /`.        |__|--------------
                 (  .\                   +ejm
                  \ |`\___
               _._ )|  \__`-.
             /`.-.)
        .--=' /\ /
       :    |/  d
        ` --'



loafers

             (`--' `. _
  ejm        [__,-.____;


             /`-.-'`.
             |        ` -.
  ejm        [___,-.______)

girl

           {)~
        _  |/\  ______
      ____ /`')___
  ejm  ___ _ / _____
             \
                 _____
               (((\\\\\
                )> \\\|
               /    \/
                =  , &
                -     \
                   \  ))

                 _____
               (((\\\\\
                )> \\\|
               /    \/
                =  , &
            \(__-  \ ((   _
                |` /\)))|  `
                | |  \__|    \
                | ,       \  |\
                | \  ,\   |__| \
                '  \/  \_ / ,   \
                ` ,      /       \
      ejm               /   \     `
                       /
                      /

                 _____
               (((\\\\\
                )_ \\\|
               /    \/
                =  , &
            \(__-  \ ((   _
                |` /\)))|  `
                | |  \__|    \
                | ,           \
                | \  ,\    \  |\
                '  \/._\_  |__| \
                `_,    `-.`/ ,   \
      ejm      /   ,`.    /  \    `
              /   /    `./          \
        ===  /   /==  ==/  `        | ====
            /   /   ===/  = /      /=========
           /   /    __/,   /     ,
          /__ /== ///     /    ,  ========
     __-'    | =  ===    /   ,=======
    '   -  --   ===  == (         ==============
                         \   \
                          \   \
                           \   \
                            \   \
                             \__ \
                              /  `
                            _/  /
                           '__ '



               ( ((( ((
            ( ( \  \\\ ( (
          (( \ \ \\\\\\\\ \\
       ( \ \\((    ) )) )   ))
     ( \ \)))) )     (     ((((
    ( \  ( (( (                )
    (\ \ )) )   _          _
   ( \ \((   ,'   `     ,'   `
   ( \ _ ))   ((((       ))))
    \,  ((    `(;, '   `(;, '
     ||  ))    '''      ```  .
      \,((            \
       : ))            \
       :((         (_   ))
      .^.))                 ,
       v ((         _,-_-._
         ))        `.___,'
        ((    `
         ))         ____,
  ejm   ((          ,
         )         /
                  /




This reminds me of the haircut I got when I was in grade 6. Instead of bangs that covered my eyebrows in the cool way they were supposed to:

                ,-----.
               //////)))
               \\/// <(
               \\/(    \
                ))    =
     ejm        /   `-
                   /

The hairdresser cut the bangs insanely short. I was mortified and horrified to have to go to school the next day without wearing a major disguise.

                ,-----.
               //////```
              |||||| >(
              |||||    \
                 )   ,=
                /   `-
     ejm           /



fashion model:
                  ___
              ___|___|___
                ss-)- ss
               ss  =  Sss
                __/,__
              /   \|  |
             / ,\  ) )|
            /,   \  , |
           /      )   |
          /      /  | |
        _/      /   | |
       ( `     /     \'\
              /  / \  \
             /  /   \  \
            /  /     \  \
           /  /      /  /
          /__/      /__/
           /         /
  ejm     /        ,(
        /,         \`\_
        -

                  ___
              ___|___|___
                ss-)- ss
               ss  =  Sss
                __/,__
              /   \|  |
             / ,\  ) )|
            /,   \  , |
           /      )   |
          /      /  | |
        _/      /   | |
       ( `     /     \'\
              /       \
             /         \
            /           \
           /             \
          /_______________\
           /            ` \
  ejm    ,(               ;\
         \`\_             |`\_

                  ___
              ___|___|___
                ss-)- ss
               ss  =  Sss
                __/,__
              /   \|  |
             / ,\  ) )|
            /,   \  , |
           /      )   |
          /      /  | |
        _/      /   | |
       ( `     /     \'\
              /_______\
               '  /   \
               ' /  `  \
              , /     `.\
            ,  /       ' \
            ' /        `. \
            ,/           ` \
  ejm      ,(              ;\
           |`\_            \`\_

Twiggy

                  ////,
                 '//)*`
                  `\=
                 __/,_
               /   \| |
              / ,\ ~ ~|
             /,   \  ||
            /      ) ||
           /      /  ||
         _/      /   ||
        ( `     /    \'\
               /______\
                ' / `. \
                |/    ` \
               ,/       `\
             ,'/         '\
             :/          `.\
            ,/             `\
   ejm     ,(               ;\
           |`\_             \`\_

I was ASCII-chatting with Veronica in her chatroom one day and

 from this:

          _.-'   `-._

came this:

         _.-'   `-._
         ____   ____
       `|<();|-|,()>|
         `--'  \`--'

which developed into this:

           ,/////////\\`
         ,////////////\\`
       ,//////////////\\\\_______
       ////_.-------------------'
      |_.-'(   _.-'   `-._
     (  ))    ____   ____
      ) ( ( `|<();|-|,()>|
     ( ))(    `--'  \`--'

which went through many permutations

           ,/////////\\`
         ,////////////\\`
        //////////////\\\\_______
        ------------------------'
      ) (((   _.-'   `-._
     (  ))    ____   ____
      ) ( ( `|<();|-|,()>|
     ( ))(    `--'  \`--'
     )( ( )       (- )   )
       ))        _____  /
         )   `     --  /
            _  `   __,
        ,-'//      /
          / \     /|`.
          \  \   / /  `.
     ejm   \ /| /\/     `.
              |/

            ,/////////\\`
          ,////////////\\`
        ,//////////////\\\\_______
        ////_.-------------------'
       |_.-'(   _.-'   `-._
       (  ))    ____   ____
        ) ( ( `|<();|-|,()>|
       ( ))(    `--'  \`--'
       )( ( )       (- )   )
         ))        _____  /
           )   `     --  /
              _  `   __,
    -- --- ' //      /
  /         / \     /|`.
 /          \  \   / /  `.
       ejm   \ /| /\/     `.
                |/          `
                ,            |
                             |
                             |
                             |

and eventually developed into this:

                   ((   )  (
               ( (   )(( (   )
             )    ) ( )) )( (( )
             ( (((   )  (  )  ) )
            )) (( ) (          ((
           (  )) )  ____   ____ )
            ) ( ) `|<();|-|,()>|
           ( ))(    `--'  \`--'
           )( ( )       (- )   )
             ))        _____  /
               )   `     --  /
                _ ,  `   __,
     ,  -- ---'//        /
   /          / \       /
  /           \  \     /|
               \ /|   / /`.
                  |  / /   `.
                  | /\/      `.
 ejm              |/           |
                  '            |
                               |



                             ((   )  (
                         ( (   )(( (   )
                       )    ) ( )) )( (( )
                       ( (((   )  (  )  ) )
                       )) (( ) (          ((
                     (  )) )  ____   ____ )
                      ) ( ) `|<();|-|,()>|
                     ( ))(    `--'  \`--'
                     )( ( )       (- )   )
                       ))        _____  /
                         )   `     --  /
                          _ ,  `   __,
               ,  -- ---'//        /
              /         / \       /
             /          \  \     /|
            /            \ /|   / /`.
           /\               |  / /   `.
           \ \              | /\/      `.
          / \ \ /           |/           '
         /   \ /|           '       |    |
        /    /` |                   |    |
       /    /   |                   |    |
      /    /    |                   /____|
     /    /     |                  /|____|
    /    /      |                 / |   |
   /    /       |                /  |   |
  /    /        |               /   |   |
`     \         |              /    |   |
 `     \       /              /     |   |
  `     \     /              (      |   |
   `     \   /                `      \   \
    `     \ /                    `    \   \
      `    \                          `\   \
        `   \                             ` \
          `  \                                `
           |  \                               ,  `__
          ,|   \                         ,      ')))))
          |/////                     ,    ,     '////
                \               ,               '
                 \         ,            '       '
                  \   ,     |                   '
                   \/ /     |           `       '
                     ,      |                   '
                            |             `     '
                     |      |                   '
                     |      |              `    '
                            |                   '
                      \     '               `   '
                       \    '               \\\|||
                        \   '                \   |
                        \\\|||                \  `
                         \   |               /`-.__/`.
                          \  '               |         `. _
                          /   \              [___,-._______)
  ejm                    ( \ __\
                          \     \
                           \     \
                            `.___,

bubbly golden one attempting to be sultry….

               ( ((( ((
            ( ( )  ))) ( (
          (( ) )()((((((( ((
       ( ( ))((    ) )) )   ))
     ( ( ()))) )  )  ( ))) )(((
    ( )  ( (( (  )( ) )(((     )
    () ) )) )  )(  )((  ))_)
   ( ( (((   (() )(( )),(    `
   ( ) _ )) ) ) (( ))(   ))))
    \,  (( ( ((( ))()  `(;, '
    ||  ))  )  ))( (    ```  .
     \,(( ( ((((     '
      : )) ) )))      \
      :(( ( (((   (_   ))
     .^.)))) )             ,
      v (((        _,-_-._
        ))        `.` __,
       ((    `      `---
        ))         ____,
  ejm  ((          ,
        )         /
                 /



               ( ((( ((
            ( ( )  ))) ( (
          (( ) )()((((((( ((
       ( ( ))((    ) )) )   ))
     ( ( ()))) )  )  ( ))) )(((
    ( )  ( (( (  )( ) )(((     )
    () ( )) )  )(  )((  ))_)
   ( ) )((   (() )(( )),(    `
   ( ( _ )) ) ) (( ))(
    \,  (( ( ((( ))()  `,,,,,'
    ||  ))  )  ))( (     ```.
      \,(( ( ((((    \
       : )) ) )))      \
       :(( ( (((   (_   ))
      .^.)))) )             ,
       v (((        _,-_-._
         ))        `.___,'
        ((    `
         ))         ____,
  ejm   ((          ,
         )         /
                  /




To various other things (page 1: abacus – bridge)
To various other things (page 2: caduceus – girl)
To various other things (page3: hands – surprise)
To various other things (page4: taxtime – yawn)

©ejm 1996-2001, 2005

PUBLISHED: 3 November 2015
FILED UNDER: ASCII-art

File: mirrors/ejm/files/various-other-things.txt
various other things
by llizard (aka ejm)

abacus:

     ==================
      |@@@@----@|--@@|
      |@@@----@@|--@@|
      |@@----@@@|--@@|
      |@----@@@@|--@@|
      |@@@@@----|@--@|
ejm   |@@@@----@|@--@|
     ==================

    here is a 5 line abacus. (Sorry if the beads are wrong; I don't
    know how to count with an abacus.)

     __________________
      |::::====:|==::|
      |::====:::|==::|
ejm   |:====::::|:==:|
     __________________

I now know how to count with an abacus; here is a 5 line abacus that looks a little more like an abacus:

      ___________________
     |_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_|
     | ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! |
ejm  | : : : : : : : : : |
     |_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_|



6 line soroban:
      ___________________
     | o o o o o o o o o |
     |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|
     | | | | | | | | | | |
ejm  | 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 |
     |_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_|

Russian abacus:
      ================
      |----0000000000|
      |----0000000000|
      |----0000000000|
      |----------0000|
      |----0000000000|
      |----0000000000|
      |----0000000000|
      |----0000000000|
      |----0000000000|
ejm   |----0000000000|
      ================

Chinese abacus:
      ___________________
     | O O O O O O O O O |
     | O O O O O O O O O |
     |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|
     | | | | | | | | | | |
     | O O O O O O O O O |
     | O O O O O O O O O |
     | O O O O O O O O O |
ejm  | O O O O O O O O O |
     |_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_|

old fashioned soroban:
      ___________________
     | O O O O O O O O O |
     |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|
     | | | | | | | | | | |
     | O O O O O O O O O |
     | O O O O O O O O O |
     | O O O O O O O O O |
ejm  | O O O O O O O O O |
     |_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_|

soroban:
      ___________________
     | O O O O O O O O O |
     |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|
     | | | | | | | | | | |
     | O O O O O O O O O |
     | O O O O O O O O O |
ejm  | O O O O O O O O O |
     |_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_|

  /  |           _
 /-\ |) (| (` || )
      ___________________________________________________
     |(_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)|
     |(_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)|
     |_|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|_|
     | |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | |
     |(_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)|
     |(_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)|
     |(_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)|
     |(_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)|
ejm  |(_)_(_)_(_)_(_)_(_)_(_)_(_)_(_)_(_)_(_)_(_)_(_)_(_)|


  (`      |
  ,)()|`()|)(|||
      ___________________________________________________
     |(_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)|
     |_|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|_|
     | |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | |
     |(_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)|
     |(_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)|
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To soroban gif animation
To Abacus: Mystery of the Bead how to use an abacus
To Lee abacus demonstration

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I see that in my haste, I forgot to add the propeller. Here it is:

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He wasn’t happy and wanted something more realistic like the roses Joan Stark has drawn. So using one of her roses as a template, I tried again, and finally, the fellow was satisfied. Many thanks to Joan for the loan of her roses.

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angel:

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bar:

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boot:

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         .    ....           . .
             ..        ...         ....
       Hot Sand...

bra:

18 hour playtex:

               //\     //\
             _// ||  _// \\
       _____(   `.|,'   )_||__
 ejm  |______\____X____/_____;|



      /\\         //\
     // ||_     _|| \\
  __||_(   `. ,'   )_||___
 |______\____X____/______;|
Sure, it’s like armor, but you can see the excellent result for yourself:

 _______________________________________
|before:            |after:             |
|       &&&&&       |       &&&&&       |
|      &&*,*&&      |      &&*,*&&      |
|        \~/        |        \v/        |
|       _ ) _       |       _ ) _       |
|      / /V\ \      |      / /V\ \      |
|      |/   \|      |      |(   )|      |
|      (_ `  )      |      | ` , |      |
|      ||   ||      |      |  )  |      |
|      ||   ||      |      | / \ |      |
|      (|   |)      |      (|   |)      |
|       |   |       |       |   |       |
|       |   |       |       |   |       |
|       |___|       |       |___|       |
|        | |        |        | |        |
|        | |        |        | |        |
|        | |        |        | |        |
|      _'| |`_      |      _'| |`_      |
|___________________|___________________|
Of course, you may be crippled for life, especially if you exceed the 18 hours, but you’ll LOOK great!

bottle:

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        ||
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       |__|
ejm96  |  |
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ejm97  (__)



bowing:

bowing to a commoner:

           \
           /\
           7_\
              \,
              /                {)))
            _/|,~,             (((
           /  ()))         )__/))))
          /(\|(((              | (/
         /_|\\                 |  \
          \|\(`                |   \
          // \\                |    \
  ejm    //   \\               |_____\
         ==    ==             --  -'

bowing to royalty:

           \
           /\
           7_\
              \,               MMM
              /                {)))
            _/|,~,             %%%%
           /  ()))         )__/% (
          /(\|(((              |% \
         /_|\\                 |%  \
          \|\(`                |%   \
          // \\                |%    \
  ejm    //   \\               |%%%%%%%
         ==    ==             ==  ="

I was thinking about the chess game I played recently when my queen bit the dust after an elegant move from my opponent.

Royalty bows to Royalty:

           7*\
            7*\,               vvvv
             7/                &&&&
            _/|                {(((
           /  ((()            )%%%%
          /(\| )))            \/%#
         (  \\                  %##
          \  \`                #%###
          /   \                #%####
  ejm    /_____\               #%#####
         `     `               #%%%%%%%

bridge:

            'x|`
          '|xx| `          '|x|
  `   '    |xx|    `   '    |x|`
           |xx|             |x|
  ============|===============|===--
  ejm ~~~~~|xx|~~~~~~~~~~~~~|x|~~~ ~~  ~   ~

To various other things (page 1: abacus – bridge)
To various other things (page 2: caduceus – girl)
To various other things (page3: hands – surprise)
To various other things (page4: taxtime – yawn)

©ejm 1996-2001, 2005

File: mirrors/ejm/files/festive-occasions.txt
festive occasions (birthday, Christmas, parade, wedding, etc.)
by llizard (aka ejm)

birthday:

balloons

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ejm98     '


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     '  '   '  '(A)
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 (( ) )--`.  !@!@!@!    |) | |\ |  | |
 ( ( ) )--`\_!_!_!_!_
     ( )   |  ||    ||  |\  /\  \ /  |
           |  ||   |||  |/ /--\  |   |
           }{{{{}}}{{{               .
ejm98        __||__



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      _!_!_!_!_        | |/--\| |  |         '   ' '
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     }{{{{}}}{{{  |) | |) |  |_| |\  /\  \ /  | |
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       !@!@!@!    |) | |\ |  | |
      _!_!_!_!_
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ejm97  __||__



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       `|''||'          | |/--\| |  |
       v~v~v~v           ___
       !@!@!@!    |) | |) |  |_| |\  /\  \ /
      _!_!_!_!_   |) | |\ |  | | |/ /--\  |
     |  ||    ||      ___
     |  ||   |||       | /\  \ / /\ | |  |
     }{{{{}}}{{{       | \/   |  \/ \_/  |
ejm97  __||__                            .


                /\
     __   ___  / /
 ___( (\_( ) )/ /
|\___` \\_\/_/_/_\
| | ____/\_\`.____
| ||\__/ '_\ \`_._\.^^^^^^^^^
 \|| | | | | |    |} Happy  {
  || | |^| | |    |}Birthday{
   \ |     | |    |} to you {
    \|ejm__| |____|^^^^^^^^^^

                /\
     __   ___  / /
 ___( (\_( ) )/ /
|\___` \\_\/_/_/_\
| | ____/\_\`._._...
| ||\__/ '_\ \`_._\.;^^^^^^^\
 \|| | | | | |    | \ Happy  \
  || | |^| | |    |  \Birthday\
   \ |     | |    |   \ to you \
    \|ejm__| |____|    ^^^^^^^^^^

                /\
     __   ___  / /
 ___( (\_( ) )/ /
|\___` \\_\/_/_/_\
| | ____/\_\`._._...^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\
| ||\__/ '_\ \`_._\.;    \_\ |\\)\)\|  \
 \|| | | | | |    | \     \ \|-\\ \ |   \
  || | |^| | |    |  \       __          \
   \ |     | |    |   \ \)\\) \ \_\ |\|\\|\
    \|ejm__| |____|    \ \)\\\ \ \ \|/|-\| \
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Christmas:

  tree:

   *
   %
  /)\
  7.~
 /o "\
 7 & ~
/# 96 \
 


                  ^
                 / \
                 7 ~
                /   \
                7 \ ~
               /     \
               7     ~
              /   /   \
              7/  7   ~
              /7      \
              7    \  ~
             / /       \
             7 7      \~
            /    /      \
            7    7      ~
           /         \   \
           7   /         ~
           /   7  /      \
           7      7    \ ~
           /    /         \
          7  /  7    \    ~
         /   7     \       \
         ~     / ||    \   ~
               __||__
              [ejm 98]

                ` ^ ,
                <   >
                ,/v\`
                 7*~
                /"(=)
                7*&"~
               /(+)""\
               7`*o"*~
              /!*"(=)*\
              7(%)""&"~
              /%,:(#)*\
              7,^'*`,^~
             /#(=)"*&,@\
             7,*,'""(%)~   _&_
            /*%,*(^)'!"*\ | | |
            7*(%)"*+*"*`~ |ejm|
           /_&_"""*,#(%)*_&_|_()
  _&_  #  &| | |""_(x)_"| | |[//]_
 |_|_|[_]<__>|(+)[__|__]|_|_|[_||_]

Please go to read about the account of trees from Christmases past

For the Advent 1999 calendar, I drew Christmas trees. If you go to the calendar, you can see that the tree is lit up.

                ` ^ ,
                <2 4>
                ,/v\`
                 7*~               _
                /(16)            (\O/)
                7* &~            ( ^ )
               /(23)'\            /_\
               7`*o *~            /*\
              /!*"(1)*\           7+~
              7(19) , ~          /(9)\
              /% :(5)*\          7 &+~
              7 ^ *   ~         /+(14)\
             /#(22)*& @\        7e !+"~
             7 *   (13)~       /+ j (4)\
            /*% *(2)'! *\  _&_ 7(17)m"+~
            7*(15)*+* * ~ | | |#_*_,'98+\ _(x)_
           / "*   * #(6)*\| 10|| %_&_"(8)[__|18]
           7_&_ * (20) * _&_  ()%| | | _(x)_  &
  _&_  #  &| | |  _(x)_ |11_|[//]|_|_|[__|__][_](+)
 |7|_|[3]<12>|(+)[21|__]|_|_|

For the Advent 2000 calendar, I drew a festive house front. If you go to the calendar, you can see that the tree is lit up.

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          |     |  :   |             18     :     |
      ____|_____|_ : __|______              :   __|_________
 |     |           :       |     |          :       |     |
_|_____|___        : _(o_o_|o__o_|o__o__o/_ :_|_____|_____|__
    |       |      :<>>o<<>o<>o<><>o<>>:      |  |    19
 ___|_______|_     :: | |           11 |o|: :    __|__|_______
        |       |  :: |o|  .........   | |:(%)       |      |
     ___|_______|__:; | |  :   |3  :   |o|:    ______|______|__
      |    |       (#)|o|  :   |   :   | |;  `', |       |
   ___|____|_     (*) | |  :_(>.<)_:   |o(&)-2*4-|_______|___
         |    |       |o|  :16/||  :   | |   ,'`    |     |
        _|____|_      | |  :   ||7 :   |o|   /!\   _|_____|_
        |             |o|  :___|___:   | |   7o~         |       14
       _|__12____     | |  :   |   :   |o|  /o!!\       _|___
          |           |o|  : 20|   : _ | |  7!!~o   6     |
         _|___        | |  :___|___:(9)|o| /!!!o!\       _|________
            |         |o|  :   | 17:   | | 7!o!22~               |
       15   |         | |  :21 |   :   |o|/o!!/!!!\         _____|____
                  5   |o|  :.......:   | |7/!o!7!!~           |
      o__o__o__o__o__o| |              |o|/7!/!!!o\          _|_____
      |              || |              | |7!!7!!o!~        13     |
     o|   |v|  .|    || |              |o/7!/!o!!23\    __________|__
      |   | |(|||    || |10            | 7!o7!!!!!!~       |
__o__o|______________||_|______________|o|__\_8_/__|_______|_________
   /                                                           \
  / 4                                                           \
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/                                                                 \



       `|,
      - + -
      , |`
       /\\
      /o//\          ____________________
     //\//\\        |27|28|29|30|________|
      ///o\         |_DECEMBER__|_1|_2|_3|
     //o//\\        |_4|_5|_6|_7|_8|_9|10|
    //\///o\\       |11|12|13|14|15|16|17|
   /o\\/\\//\o      |18|19|20|21|22|23|24|
    //\/o/\\\       |25|26|27|28|29|30|31|
   /o\\/\\//\o      |_____2__0__0__5_____|
  /\///o\\//\\\
 /o/\\/\\\o\\\/\
o\\\\//\\//o/\/o\
       (__)
Advent calendar 2005

wreath:

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 .*"`.
'%;'
 `*|\'       ejm


 .*"~`.
';(\/);'
 `%/\*'       ejm



 .*"~`.
';(\/);'
`%,/\.*       ejm

Gabriel appears before Mary:

             {     }
           {{{     }}}
          {{{{     }}}}
        {{{{{\ === /}}}}}
         {{{/ \(.)/ \}}}
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           {|/{| |}\|}
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   \(C_/        "
    ((
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   ,,)/



      /___/____/____/____/_____/_______/______
     /_/____/____/___/______/_____/_____/___
    /_____/____/______/___/____/___/______/___/
   /__/_____/_.__./____/____/___/_____/____/______
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                             . .              .
                                                .

      /___/____/____/____/_____/_______/______
     /_/____/____/___/______/_____/_____/___
    /_____/____/______/___/____/___/______/___/
   /__/_____/_o__o/____/____/___/_____/____/______
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         |_|_||/\_|      o     | |   |
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        ||_|_/I/  \_\     o    |
        |___/_/    \_\   o     |()
           /_/      \_\ o      |
          /_/        \_\ o o   |
         / /    ejm   \ \    o |_ o  o  o  o
                               o o            o
                                                o


      /___/____/____/____/_____/_______/______
     /_/____/____/___/______/_____/_____/___
    /_____/____/______/___/____/___/______/___/
   /__/_____/_____/____/____/___/_____/____/______
    |
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    |      __ |o   o o  o       _______
    |      | || o_  \  o       |  ___  |
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        || | |/_/\_\(_/C  o    | |__
        ||_|_/I/  \_\ \/ o     |
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           /_/      \_\ o      |
          /_/        \_\ o o   |
         / /    ___   \ \    o |_ o  o  o  o
                               o o            o
                                                o
      /___/____/____/____/_____/_______/______
     /_/____/____/___/______/_____/_____/___
    /_____/____/______/___/____/___/______/___/
   /__/_____/_____/____/____/___/_____/____/______
    |
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    |      __ |o   o o  o       _______
    |      | || o_  \  o       |  ___  |
         |_|_||o\_\ |_/  o     | |   |
        || | |/_/\_\\     o    | |__
        ||_|_/I/  \_X\C_ o     |
 ejm    |___/_/    X_\  \o     |()
           /_/      \_\ o      |
          /_/        \_\ o o   |
         / /    ___   \ \    o |_ o  o  o  o
                               o o            o
                                                o


            *\
            \_O
           !!! \
          !!!!!_)
         !!!!!/!\_
        !!!!!!!/\\\
       !!!!!!!/i/\_\
      !!!!!!!/i!!!\_\
 ejm    [___/_/]   \_\
           / /      \ \



               /
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          !!!!/ |
         !!!!!!!\_
        !!!!!!!/\_\
       !!!!!!!/i/\_\
      !!!!!!!/i!!!\_\
 ejm    [___/_/]   \_\
           / /      \ \



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        *!!!!!!!__  __ \c_\
        !!!!!!!/\_\  _\_)
       !!!!!!!/i/\_\ \
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           / /      \ \


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         !!!!!!!\_/
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       !!!!!!!/i/\_\
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           / /      \ \

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         !!!!!!!\_/
        !!!!!!!/\_|
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           / /      \ \

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           / /      \ \



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           / /      \ \



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        !!!!!!!/\_\  _\_)
       !!!!!!!/i/\_\ \
      !!!!!!!/i!!!\_\
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           / /      \ \


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         !!!!!!!\_/
        !!!!!!!/\_|
       !!!!!!!/i/\_\
      !!!!!!!/i!!!\_\
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           / /      \ \
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Here is another ASCII-animation of tree decoration

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This cat was also featured in the 12 Days of Christmas Calendar 1999.

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      | |(`|`|`\/  \,|||`| >||))(|>

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        (#)!!  ,|*  | * `  !!! ;
       (*) !_,| |_*_|___|` `_!(&)
           !-`| |*  |  *| |,-!
           !!!! |  *|   | ! !!
           !!!! |*_A,A*_| !!!!
           !!!!__#_`#,_#__!!!!
           !!!!___#,#`#___!!!!
           !!!!    ###    #!!!
           !!!!    ###    #!!!
           !!!!    ###   #!!!!
           !!!!    ###### !!!!
           !!!!   #   #   !!!!

<>>8<<>8<><>8<>8<>8<<>8<><<>8<>8<>
This Christmas present is featured on the front page of the 12 Days of Christmas calendar 2000/2001

                                     /\
                          __   ___  / /
            _____________( (\_( ) )/ /__________
           |\*_*_*_*_*_*__`.\\_\/_/_/_*_*_*_*_*_*\
           |*| _____________/\_\`._._...VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVZ
           |*||\_*_*_*_*_*_/ '_\ \`_._.Z; _\_               Z
           |*||*| * * * * *| |*|1|* * * Z   \()  \\\ \|      Z
           |*||*|* * * * * |^| |2| * * * Z  __        |       Z
           |*||*| * * * * * * *|3|* * * * Z  \  _     \        Z
           |*||*|* * * * * * * |4| * * * * Z  \ \ \\(/ \_()\|(/ Z
           |*||*| * * * * * * *|5|* * * * * Z                    Z
           |*||*|* * * * * * * |6| * * * * * ZVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
           |*||*| * * * * * * *|7|* * * * * * * * *|
           |*||*| * * * * * * *|8|* * * * * * * * *|
            \||*|* * * * * * * |9| * * * * * * * * |
             \|*| * * * * * * *10|* * * * * * * * *|
              \*|* * * * * * * 11| * * * * * * * * |
               \|ejm*_*_*_*_*_*12|*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*|

Also see birthday presents

Christmas balls were featured for the Advent 2001 calendar:

**:ej:m:2001**:***:*:*:****:*:*:*::*:****:**:*:***::**:*:***:::***:*:**
**:**:*:******:***:*:*:****:*:*:*::*:****:**:*:***::**:*:***:::***:*:**
  :  : :      :   : : :    : : : :: :    :  : :   ::  : :   :::   : :
  :  : :      :   : : :    : : : :: :    :  : :   ::  : :   :::   : :
  :  : :      :   : : :    : : : :: :   ,=.*: :   ::  : :   :::   : :
  :  : :      :  ,=.: :    : : : :: :  ( 9 ): :   ::  : :   :,=.  : :
  :  : :      : ( 8 ) :    : :,=.:: :   `-' : :   ::  :,=.  ( 5 ) : :
  :*,=.:      :  `-': :    : ( 3:):,=.     *: :   ::  (:6 ) :`-'* : :
  :(10 )     ,=.*   : :    :,=`-':(12 )     : :   ::  :`-'  ::    : :
  : `-':    ( 21)   :*:   *( 22) ::`-'      : :   :: ,=.    ::    : :
  :   ,=.    `-'   ,=.:    :`-'  ::         : :   ::(24 )   ::    : :
  :  ( 7 )        (11 )   ,=.    ::      *  : :   *: `-'    ,=.   : :
  :   `-'          `-':* ( 15)   ::        ,=.:   ::       ( 16)  : :
  : *                 :   `-'    ,=.      ( 17)   ::        `-'  ,=.:
 ,=.                  :       * (14 )     *`-'=.  ::        :   (19 )*
( 2 )                 :          `-'   *    ( 18) ::        :    `-':
 `-'                 ,=.  *                  `-'  ,=.   *   :      ,=.
                    (  4)     ejm                ( 20)      :     (  *)
                     `-'                          `-'      ,=.     `-'
                  *                               :   *   (1 3)
                                                *,=.       `-'
                                                (23 )
                                                 `-'
A house in a forest is the drawing for the Advent 2002 calendar

                                           ^
                              ^           /|\ ^
                     @     ^ /|\      ^   /|\/|\
                    @     /|\/|\ ^   /|\  /|\/|\      ^
                  @       /|\/|\/|\  /|\ ^/|\/|\ ^   /|\
     ^        ___I_    ^     /|\/|\  /|\/|\     /|\  /|\^
  ^ /|\      /\-_--\  /|\ ^     /|\     /|\     /|\ ^/|/|\ ^
 /|\/|\  ^  /[]\_-__\ /|\/|\  ^            ^       /|\ ^|\/|\
 /|\/|\ /|\ |[]| [] | /|\/|\ /|\ ^        /|\  ^   /|\/|\ /|\
        /|\        ^         /|\/|\       /|\ /|\     /|\
                  /|\           /|\       /|\ /|\
                  /|\                         /|\
 ejm              /|\
I drew this star for my 2003 Advent calendar.

star:

               *
              * *
             *   *
            *     *
           *       *
* * * * * *         * * * * * *
 *    *      *               *
  *      *        *         *
   *          *            *
    *       *          *  *
     *            *      *
    *                     *
   *           *           *  *
  *                    *    *
 *               *           *     *
* * * * * *         * * * * * *
           *       *             *      *
            *     *       *     *     *
             *   *  *                *    *   *
              * *                 *          *
               *             *           *     *
                                   *               *
                                            *     *
                                    *
                              *                     *
                                              *       *
                                      *               *

                                       *       *
ejm                                                      *

Bells were featured on the front page of the Advent 2004 calendar.

                                ====
                .'.         ==='
    ====      =:===:=,   .''. *,,*  *  *
        `====' *,*,*  `===. *;;*          *
             *e;;;;;;*     *;* `            *
            *j;;;;;;;;*    **     `          *
           *m;;;;;;;;;;*   *        `        *
          *2;;;;;;;;;;;;*  *         ( )     *
         *0;'* , *  *';;;*  *               *
        *0*   ,         *'*   *           *
       *4    ,             *     *  *  *
      *    ( )             *
        *                *
           *   *   *   *


Advent 2006 was the year for snow. Here is the snow flake drawn for the first page of the calendar. I like that it is also in the shape of the Star of David.

          ^
          o
       \  ^  /
     o _ /\\ _ o
      \\//\ \\/
<< o << ><>>< >> o >>
      /_\// \_\
    o    \\/   o
      /   v  \
          o
          v

For Advent 2007, each day presented a puzzle piece. Here is the ASCII-drawing for the front page of the calendar:

      .-.
 ____(  /)____
|      // |   |
|_    //  |   |_
  `. /,===|     `.
 _,'//    |    _,'
|  //     | .-|
|_//_     |(__|
     (   )
      `-'

For the 2008 Advent calendar, I drew the following treble clefs:

           |)
       +---|-------
       |---|-----------
       |--/|---------------
       |-|(.,)---------
       +--`|---------
          (|
            ),    _,
        /\ ) (  o)_(
 +------|-|-)(-)_(
 |      |/  ,oo_
 |------|-8(--o)(----
 |     /|  o   ) (
 |----/-|-------)_|-----------
 |   |  |_
 |---|-(o,-)---------------
 |    \ | /
 +------|-------------
       ,|
      (_|
                           8
                                 o

three wisemen:

  |
_.|,_
 '|`
  |
                 m   ~)
                 o    (_/^\                  v ~)
               *-|\    /|~|\    w  ~)        o  (_/^\
                 |_\  / / / |   o  (_/^\   x-|\  /|~|\
                              @-|\  /|~|\    |_\/ / / |
ejm                             |_\/ / / |

Andrew Newman drew the following hill and the star; I added the wisemen and their camels.

                          m   ~)                   v ~)
            |             o    (_/^\               o  (_/^\
           \ /          *-|\    /|~|\    w  ~)   x-|\_./|~|\
          -   -          .|_\.-/ / / |'.,o..(_/^\.-|_\/ / / |'-._.
           / \          .              @-|\  /|~|\
            |       _.-'                 |_\/ / / |
                  .'
              _.-'
-._      __.-'        Andrew Newman & ejm97
   ''-.-'





advent candles:
               ,
               |
        ,  ,   |   ,  ,
        |  |   |   |  |
        |  |   |   |  |
        |) |(  |  (|  |)
      <>8<<<>8<><<>8<>>8<>
ejm97   V    V     V   V

1st Sunday in Advent
               ,
               |
        @  ,   |   ,  ,
        |  |   |   |  |
        |  |   |   |  |
        |) |(  |  (|  |)
      <>8<<<>8<><<>8<>>8<>
ejm97   V    V     V   V


2nd Sunday in Advent
               ,
               |
           @   |   ,  ,
        @  |   |   |  |
        |  |   |   |  |
        |) |(  |  (|  |)
      <>8<<<>8<><<>8<>>8<>
ejm97   V    V     V   V

3rd Sunday in Advent

              ,
              |
              |  @  ,
           @  |  |  |
        @  |  |  |  |
        | )|( | (|  |)
      <>>8<<>8<><<>8<>8<>
ejm97   V    V   V   V

4th Sunday in Advent
              ,
              |
              |     @
              |  @  |
           @  |  |  |
        @ )|( | (|  |)
      <>>8<<>8<><<>8<>8<>
ejm97   V    V   V   V



I have made a coloured version of the same thing.

There are several Advent and Christmas Calendars; I have created a new Advent calendar each year since 1999 (!) even though each year I claim the calendar will be my last one…. There are only 2 Christmas calendars though.

  ____|____
 | )(\8    | ~---,        ha
 | ) (\8   |      \_,^%--- ha
 |  )(8)(  |       />  \ ha       It's supposed to be holly...
 |  \/ ) ( |   ___/ >
_|_____\/__|_ (# o) >
    /|\        '-~ /|^^
   / | \   ejm97   | \


      (
       \
       /\
       )(\8
       ) (\8
        )(8)(
        \/ ) (
ejm97       \/

I did a non-ascii holly letterhead gif for Christmas95 And I did a different non-ascii hollied letterhead gif for Christmas96

ASCII Christmas card 97:

                 (   (      )  )  (   (       )(
               <>>8<<>8<><>8<>8<<>>8<<>8<><<>8<>8<>
                  V   V    V  V    V   V     V  V

                           (\  _  /)
                           ( \ O / )
                            (// \\)
                               X
                              / \
                             /___\
                               "

                        "And suddenly,
          there was with the angel a multitude of the
    heavenly host praising God and saying, Glory to God in the

       highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men."

                                      _  /)
     (\  _  (\  _         (\  _  /)   o / )         _  /)
     ( \ c  ( \ c         ( \ O / )  \/)\)   _  /)  o / )
(\  _ (/(\/  (/(\/ (\  _   (// \\)    |\     o / ) \/)\)   _  /)
( \ c   /|     /|  ( \ c      X       | \   \/)\)   |\     o / )
 (/(\/ / |    / |   (/(\/    / \      |__\   |\     | \   \/)\)
   /| /__|   /__|     /|    /___\      "     | \    |__\   |\
  / |   "      "     / |      "              |__\    "     | \
 /__|               /__|            _  /)     "     =_     |__\
   "          (\  _   "             o / )  _  /)    ||\     "
(\  _  (\  _  ( \ c  (\  _         \/)\)   o / )    |||\ _ /)
( \ c  ( \ c   (/(\/ ( \ c    _  /) |\    \/)\)     ||||\O/  )
 (/(\/  (/(\/    /|   (/(\/   o / ) | \    |\       ||||\/\   )
   /|     /|    / |     /|   \/)\)  |__\   | \      ||||// \  )
  / |    / |   /__|    / |    |\     "     |__\     |||/  __\|
 /__|   /__|     "    /__|    | \           "       |__: //| |
   "      "      (\  _  "     |__\
    (\  _        ( \ c         "  !                   -
    ( \ c  (\  _  (/(\/            \ _  /)          (   )
     (/(\/ ( \ c    /|          ___ \O /  )           -\ _  /)
       /|   (/(\/  / |         /   \/|)   )           - \O / )
      / |     /|  /__|        |   ./||\  )   _____  ( & )/)\)
     /__|    / |    "          \___/ | \    /\ | (_)  -\/|\
       "    /__|                /|\  |__\   -- |         | \
    (\ _      "                       "       /|\        |__\
   (  \O     ______________    (\ _ /)                    "
  (   /\/  (\_-_____________) (  \O/@ )                 (\_  /)
  (  /  \_(  \O /___________| (  _|/_ ) \  _ /)        (  O @  )
   |/__    ( /_oo-#=        |  (/( )_\   \-O/  ) _ /)  (   \|_ )
   | |\\  :|(/| \/      _ /)  ;/_)_(_     \_\  ) O/  )  ( / |_\
 (\ _        ||__      |O/  )  _(   )      \|\) /|   )   / ( )
(  \O /      | |\\ =#-@@|   ) /  /  /     __\  / |\ )  ;/__)_(

( /_oo-#=            \/ |\ )     _  /)   //| | __||V      (   )
 (/| \/  (\ _         __||V   ___O / )        //| | _  /) /_|_|
  ||__  (  \O /      //| |     \ \/  )  _ /)    )>==O / ) '  '
  | |\\  ( /_oo-#=               |\ )   O/  )      \/)\)   _ /)
 (\ _     (/| \/               __||V   /|   )        |   .-O/  )
(  \O /    ||__     ejm97     //| |   / |\ )       __|| (=) )  )
 ( /_oo-#= | |\\                      __||V       //| |  \(/|\)
  (/| \/                            //| |               ___||
   ||__                                               // | |
   | |\\
There is a coloured version of the same thing. There are more angels playing instruments on the “Music and theatre” page.

Santa and his Reindeer:

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

Y
OU
B
ET
TER
WATC
HOUTYO
UBETTER
NOTCRYYOU
BETTERNOTP
OUTIMTELLING
YOU WHY SANTA
CLAUSISCOMINGTO
TOWNHESMAKING
ALISTCHECKINGIT
TWICEGONNAFIND
OUTWHOSNAUGHTY
ORNICESANTAC      L AUSI
SCOMINGTOTOW       NHESEE
SYOUWHENYOU        RESLE
EPINGHEKNO         WSWH
ENYOUREAWAK        EHEKN
OWSIFYOUVEBE       ENBAD
ORGOODSOBEGOO     DFORG
OODNESSSAKESYOUBETTERW
ATCHOUTYOU BETTER NOT
CRYYOUBETTER NOT
POUT IMTELLINGYOU
WHY  S  A  N  T  A
C   L    A     U   S
ISCOMINGTOTOWNYOUBETT
ER WATCH OUT YOUBETTER
WATCH OUT YOUBETTERNOTC
RYYOU BETTER NOT POUT IM
TELLINGYOUWHYSANTACLAUSIS
COMINGTOTOWNHESMAKINGALIST
CHECKINGITTWICEGONNAFINDOUT
WHOSNAUGHTYORNICESANTACLAUSI
SCOMINGTOTOWNHESEESYOUWHENYO
URESLEEPING HE KNOWS WHENYOU
REAWAKEHEKNOWSIFYOUVEBEENBAD
ORGOODSO BE GOOD FORGOODNESS
SAKESYOUBETTER WATCH OUT YOU
BETTERNOTCRYYOUBETTERNOTPOUT
IM    TELLING    YOU     WHY
S  A  N  T  A  C  L  A  U  S
ISCO
MING
TOTOWN                   ejm


 {_} {_}        {_} {_}        {_} {_}        {_} {_}  |-|() |-|() |-|()  %%%-`@
'-=\'-=\       '-=\'-=\       '-=\'-=\       '-=\'-=\          #  &     \_5') _  ______
   \\__\\____(    \\__\\____(    \\__\\____(    \\__\\____(   [_]@(x)_&_( / )/    __________
  _|/-_|/---\\_  _|/-_|/---\\_  _|/-_|/---\\_  _|/-_|/---\\_   \[_][ejm98]__/  ________
  \   \        \ \   \        \ \   \        \ \   \        \    __|______|___

The above version is too long for the newsgroup alt.ascii-art so here it is divided in half:

 {_} {_}        {_} {_}        {_} {_}        {_} {_}  |-|() |-|() |-|()
'-=\'-=\       '-=\'-=\       '-=\'-=\       '-=\'-=\          #  &
   \\__\\____(    \\__\\____(    \\__\\____(    \\__\\____(   [_]@(x)<=
  _|/-_|/---\\_  _|/-_|/---\\_  _|/-_|/---\\_  _|/-_|/---\\_   \[_]____
  \   \        \ \   \        \ \   \  ejm   \ \   \        \    __|___


                                                  _
     {_} {_}        {_} {_}  |-|() |-|() |-|()  %%%-`@
    '-=\'-=\       '-=\'-=\          #  &     \_5') _  ______
__(    \\__\\____(    \\__\\____(   [_]@(x)_&_( / )/    __________
-\\_  _|/-_|/---\\_  _|/-_|/---\\_   \[_][ejm98]__/  ________
    \ \   \        \ \   \        \    __|______|___

and here's another try at shortening it:

 {_} {_}
'-=\'-=\
   \\__\\____(
  _|/-_|/---\\_
  \   \        \
      {_} {_}
     '-=\'-=\
        \\__\\____(
       _|/-_|/---\\_
       \   \        \
          {_}
         '-=\  {_}
            \\'-=\(
           _|/---\\____(
           \    _|/---\\_                    |-|()
                \   {_}  \          |-|()
                   '-=\  {_}              |-|()   _
                      \'-=\\(                   %%%-`@
                     _|/---\\____(   #  &     \_5') _
                     \    _|/---\\_ [_]@(x)_&_( / )/
                          \        \ \[_][ejm98]__/  ________
                                       __|______|___
You can also see Rudolph by clicking on his name.

candy cane:

        ,-.
     ,-((||
    ((\\ ||
       _\||_
      (_`x;_)
        /\\
       ( |\\
ejm      ||\\
         ||

flowers:

   daffodils:

       ( <{       }>         _  <{   \ <{
        \| )     _ | /        )/      \| /7
  ejm ,,,|/, ,,,(,\|(,, ,,,,,,(_,,, ,,,|/,,,,,

   daffodils in pots:


  ( <{       }>         _  <{   \ <{
   \| )     _ | /        )/      \| /7
  __|/__   ( \|(___   ___(__    __|/__
  \    /     \    /   \    /    \    /
   \__/ ejm97 \__/     \__/      \__/


   vase of daffodils:


            }>
          }> |<{
        _}>| ||<{
       ( \||<{|| |<{
      _ }>|||||| |  /7
       \ |<{|||}>| /
       ^\^|^\^|^|^/^
         \\| | //|/
          \ |\/ /
           \ ||/
ejm 97      )|(
           /___\

   lily:

              __/)
           .-(__(=:
        |\ |    \)
ejm97   \ ||
         \||
          \|
           |


               __/)
            .-(__(=:
            |    \)
ejm97 (\__  |
     :=)__)-|  __/)
      (/    |-(__(=:
    ______  |  _ \)
   /      \ | / \
        ___\|/___\
       [         ]\
        \       /  \
         \     /
          \___/


   lily and primrose on table:

           __/)
        .-(__(=:
        |  _ \)
  (\__  | / \
 :=)__)-|/ __/)
  (/    |-(__(=:
     _  |  _ \)
    ( \ | / )     * _
       \|/      _*|/_)
      [_~_]    ( \|/ )
       \ /       \~/
     [XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX]
ejm97 |               |
      |               |


   tulips in pots:


  ( U         U       _  U    \ U
   \| )     _ | /      )/      \| /7
  __|/__   ( \|(__   __(__    __|/__
  \    /     \   /   \   /    \    /
   \__/ ejm96 \_/     \_/      \__/


   a vase of tulips:


             Uu
        _ uU ||U
       ( \||U||| u
       _ UU||||| | /7
        \|||||||U|/
       ^\^|^\^|^|^/^
         \\| | //|/
          \ |\/ /
           \ ||/
ejm 96      )|(
           /___\

poppy
           ,--.
         .`    '.
        (   ()   )
         `'    `'
ejm        `--'\


roses


             @
             (@)
        _(@(@)(@)
       ( \||(@)|(@)
       _(@@||||| | /7
        \||||||(@)/
       ^\^|^\^|^|^/^
         \\| | //|/
          \ |\/ /
           \ ||/
ejm         )|(
           /___\


           ,--.
         ,`, - '.
        {{ {{c } }
         `'` - `'
ejm        `--'\, ,-.
                \/,_/
                 \

food & drink:

   pie:

        ~^^~~~~~^^^~~^^~~^
       
ejm96   \________________/


   wine:

                        {}
         _      _       ||
        |_|    |_|      )(
        \ /    \ /     |__|
ejm96    |      |      |  |
        _|_    _|_     |__|


                        {}
                        ||
        ___    ___      )(
        \ /    \ /     |__|
ejm96    Y      Y      |  |
        _|_    _|_     |__|

   champagne:
                          *
                         *
        *       *       []
         _*    *_       ||
        |*|    |*|      ||
        |_|    |_|     |  |
        \*/    \*/     |__|
ejm 97   |      |      | *|
        _|_    _|_     |__|   =(}


                        {}
        *       *       []
         _*    *_       ||
        |*|    |*|      ||
        |_|    |_|     |  |
        \*/    \*/     |__|
ejm97    |      |      |  |
        _|_    _|_     |__|

   martini:

                           o
                     -.___/
        ___    ___    |  /|
        \o/    \o/    |_/_|
ejm 97   Y      Y     | / |
        _|_    _|_    |/__|


  soda water:
                          *
                         *
        *       *       []
         _*    *_       )(
        |_|    |_|     (* )
        \*/    \*/     |_*|
ejm 97  _|_    _|_     |__|

 highball

I made this as a suggestion for a signature for someone whose name is Highball.

      .-.
     ( +_)_
      `|'  |
       |~~~|
       |'  | .    |  |     | |
       |'  | | (| || |) (| | |
       |   |   ,|
       |___|
   ejm |___|


      .-.
     ( +_)_
      `|'  |
       |~~~|                           _                 _    _
       |'  |  _             | ||      | ||              | || | ||
       |' =| (_))  ______   | ||___   | ||__   ______   | || | ||
       |  =| |_|/ (_((_| |  |_|' |_|/ |_|_)_))(_((_|_|/ |_|/ |_|/
       |__=|        ,,_|_|/  @ISPremoved.com
   ejm |___|


   bread (French stick), cheese and grapes:


    ejm96                      ^           8888
  ____ ____ _ ___ ______      /o \       8888888---__
 (____)____)_)___)______)    /__o_)    88888888      ---


   grapes:


           8888
ejm96    8888888---__
       88888888      ---


   peaches:

       &_     _ %
      ((_)&_ (_))
ejm96     ((_)


   chicken:

              __
            _/  \
ejm97    :=<_)__<)


   party table:

  I
  I        )
 | | Y Y  86 /\
 |_|_|_|_888/_o)_
[________________]
|                |
|ejm98           |


   cookery items:

        ____                    ________
        \  =|-                 [________]
        |  =| |    __          |        |
  ejm   |__=|-    (__)======O  `.______.'


        ____             ________
        \  =|-          [________]
        |  =| |     _   |        |          __
  ejm   |__=|-  O--(_)  `.______.' O=======(__)
               /|\
             (/(|(\

                                  \\\
        ____               ________```
        \  =|-            [________] \
        |  =| |     _     |        |  \           __
  ejm   |__=|-  O--(_)    `.______.'   \ O=======(__)
               /|\
             (/(|(\

 wine tasting:
         _
        / \
       (___)
        ` ,
         Y
   ejm  _|_


 =( )-( )
     \
     _\
 `   / \
  \ (___)
   `.\ /
      Y
    ,---.
   ,----'
   ,-----'
    ,---'
     /_\


    ,,,,,,
   ,,,,,,,,
  ,,
  ,==( )-( )
 ( `    \
  \,    _\
    `   / \

     \ (___)
      `.\ /
         Y
       ,---.
      ,----'
      ,-----'
       ,---'
ejm     /_\


    ,,,,,,
   ,,,,,,,,
  ,,
  ,==( )-( )
 ( `    \
  \,    _\_
    `   /  \
     \ (____)
      `.\  /
         \/
       ,---.
      ,----'
      ,-----'
       ,---'
ejm     _|_


    ,,,,,,
   ,,,,,,,,
  ,,
  ,==( )-( )
 ( `    \
  \,    _\_
    `   /  \
     \ (____)
   ,| `.\  /
 _/ \    \/
  \  \ ,---.
   \/`,----'
      ,-----'
       ,---'
ejm    )_|_
      /   /

         __
        /  \
       (____)
        \  /
         \/
       ,---.
      ,----'-.
      ,------'
      ,----'\
      `---'  )
ejm    __|__(
        _\___\
        \     \

             ))))))
            ((((((((
             )    )))))
            / *   (((((
           /_      ))))))
         __  )     ((((((
        /  \ >      )))))
       (____)'_ .' ((((
        \  /    \    \
         \/     \     \
       ,---.
      ,----'-.
      ,------'
      ,----'\
      `---'  )
ejm    __|__(
        _\___\
        \     \

            )))))
           (((((((
            )  )))))
           / * (((((((
          /_    )))))))
          _ =   (((((((
         / \'_.  )))))))
        (___) \ (((((((
         \ /   \___\
        __Y    )    \
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kiss:

  first kiss:

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          ||  |`_  /_)    /__)

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       /   _!____.-' | \  \
      /_.-'| ( |  |  |  \  \
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          |`_ |`_  /_)    /__)

  not so first kiss:

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 Valentine's Day:

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           .-.   ,m\
          (,  `-` /\\   /|
           \"-'. /-` \ /'_
        ),^",_'_, .-/(//
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Caribana parade:
Every summer in Toronto, there is a big parade called Caribana. It lasts all day with Caribean bands playing and hundreds of people coming to watch and dance. The paraders dress up in fantastic costumes.

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Some of the people in costumes play instruments as well.

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Other parades:
Macy’s Thanksgiving parade
parade of elephants

wedding:

 wedding card:
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             __\/__
            //----\\
           ||      ||        To wish you many happy
           ||     _||__         years together
            \\___/=//--\\
              --//-     \\
       ejm      ||      ||
                 \\_____//
                   -----

  diamond ring:
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      ||      ||
      ||      ||
ejm    \\____//
         ----

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  bride and groom:
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      /,  '-.__ ` \ (_`__
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©ejm 1996-2001, 2005, 2008

PUBLISHED: 3 November 2015
FILED UNDER: ASCII-art

File: mirrors/ejm/files/animals.txt
animals (bats, cats, fish, horses, insects, zebras, etc.)
by llizard (aka ejm)

bats:

                   /^v^\
         /^v^\                      /^v^\
                /^v^\

ejm96  /^v^\

beaver:

\
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\  \       ('+'`)_------_   ######
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}  { ejm 96    /|/----\|\  #######
}  {          " "      " "

birds:

ducks:

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         ( \         \/www    =@--------      \ >
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          mm \        ``\          \>

Someone in alt.ascii-art asked for a copy of his favourite drawing of a duck by Michael Bedard. (You may want to see the Michael Bedard duck drawing.) I gave it a shot (no pun intended….)

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            ) \____===.
           /    (  )\(
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ejm97     \_/----\_/

I thought I’d add the chair and the bullet holes (?)

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         ______)  (  )\(____
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      || ||__^^^    ^^^___|| ||
ejm97 ||/____\_/----\_/_____\||
      | ____________________ ||
      || ||               || ||
      || ||               || ||
      || ||               || ||
      ||                     ||

humming bird:

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ejm97       "`



flamingo
In the fall of 1998, I saw hundreds of flamingoes in the south of France. (There were even more mosquitoes, but that’s another story.) Very few of the flamingoes looked like Joan’s flamingo:

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They were all of them busy foraging for food and looked more like:


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or:

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or:

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      ~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~jgs/mangledbyejm

The only thing that appeared to be moving was the legs, stirring up the shallow waters for little shellfish and causing even more mosquitoes to fly (a seemingly impossible task with the sky already black with the monsters).

  owl:

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            \/
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  V  vvvvvvvvvvvv   \/   vvvvvvvvvvvv   V
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Somebody made a request for a very small owl. I tried to shrink it:

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Somebody else objected to shrinking an owl, saying that owls don’t hoover around trees like hummingbirds. Knowing full well that it was a typo, nevertheless, I couldn’t help myself:

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Oh my, that Hoover is a little large for the owl. (See how it has to fly in order to maneuver the machine?) Rather than shrink the Hoover, I’ll enlarge the owl:

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  weird parrot:

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              | |
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  roosters:

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         ,, ,,

 Seagulls:

(yes, they’re the same as the bats)

                   /^v^\
         /^v^\                      /^v^\
                /^v^\

ejm96  /^v^\


  stork:

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                ( *)======/\====
                 )(      /  \
      __________/  )    /    \
      \___EJM96    /   / ""   \
        \____    _/   / (**)   \
           / \__/    (----------)
          /____|__//_ (  it's   )
               |      (   a    )
               |       ( girl!)
               |        (____)
              _|__
               \\


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                 )(      /  \
      __________/  )    /    \
      \___EJM96    /   / ""   \
        \____    _/   / (**)   \
           / \__/    (----------)
          /____|__//_ (  it's   )
               |      (   a    )
               |       ( boy! )
               |        (____)
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               \\

  Inspired by Joan Stark's joke:

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                 )(        /  \
      __________/  )      /    \
      \___EJM96    /     /      \,^
        \____    _/     / =%^^^^^\
           / \__/      /----------\
          /____|__//_ (    it's    )
               |      (     a      )
               |       ( llizard! )
               |        (________)
              _|__
               \\

  Who knows what this is??:
          _
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bunny:

             // //
            // //
           //_//
          (@.@ ) _____
ejm97     > O <  ___  (")
              |/    |/

beach bunny

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bubble bunny

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honey bunny

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             | _         ====  %  %
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ejm          /          ======

magician's bunny

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             / \_
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          (")\  \
ejm    ______/_____
          |IIII|
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          |____|

tennis bunny
        ____
       /xxxx\
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      |xxxxxx|      _
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         ||
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             / \_
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camel:

          ~)
          (_/^\
  ejm 97   /|~|\
          / / / |


   mini-caravan:

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       ./|~|\   ~)    .'(_/^\
       /'/'/'|''(_/^\'   /|~|\
                 /|~|\  / / / |
ejm97           / / / |


   caravan:


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       /'/'/'|''(_/^\'   /|~|\    /|~|\    /|~|\''(_/^\
                 /|~|\  / / / |  / / / |  / / / |  /|~|\
ejm97           / / / |                           / / / |



   caravan going by pyramids:


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ejm97   /_:__\/   /__:___\/./
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                 /|~|\   /|~|\  / / / |  / / / |  /|~|\
                / / / | / / / |                  / / / |

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           |  \ = /  |/ / /\:___:__\/
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          /---  ----- `/ / /
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           /'/'/'|''(_/^\'   /|~|\    /|~|\    /|~|\  / / / |
                     /|~|\  / / / |  / / / |  / / / |
                    / / / |

There was some complaint about perspective in the above drawing so I brought the camels more into the foreground.

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           ./|~|\   ~)    .'(_/^\'   /|~|\'''(_/^\. ~)
           /'/'/'|''(_/^\'   /|~|\  / / / |   /|~|\''(_/^\
                     /|~|\  / / / |          / / / |  /|~|\
                    / / / |                          / / / |

               ,,_
           __  (=-'
          /  \  ))
        ~/    \/ |
        | )___(  |
        |/     \||
 ejm98  |'      |'

               ,,_
               (=-'
          /\/\  ))
        ~/    \/ |
        | )___(  |
        |/     \||
 ejm98  |'      |'

                 ,,_
             __  (=-'
            /  \  ))
          ~/    \/ |  ~) _
          | )___(  |  (_/ \
          |/     \||   /|-|\
 ejm      |'      |'  / / / |

  caravan:
                                                                   ,,_
 ,,_          ,,_          ,,_                                     (=-'
 (=-'         (=-'         (=-'         ,,_                   /\/\  ))
  )) `.../\/\  )) `.../\/\  )) `.       (=-'         ,,_    ~/    \/ |
\/ |   ~/    \/ |   ~/    \/ |   `./\/\  )) `.       (=-'   | )___(  |
(  |   | )___(  |   | )___(  |   ~/    \/ |   `./\/\  )) `.'|/     ` \
'/ |   |/     \| \   \|    \||   | )___(  |   ~/    \/ |    |'       '\
/  '   |'      |  '  '\     |'   |/    '/ |   | )___(  |
ejm98                            |'    /  '    \|    \||
                                               '\     |'


ejm98 _,,                ______________
     '-=)               /      __      \
   .__((  /\/\         | [][] |[]|  __  |
__(.--|_\/____\==__    |      | .| |__| |
___  |  =|  =| ___ `.  | ___  |  | ___  |
 * )_|___|___|( * );]==[( * )_|__|( * );]
 -              -         -         -

cat:

                         _
                        //
                       //
          /\_/\       //
          (@.@ )_.-._//
ejm97     > O < .-.  )
              |/   |/

  after hearing too much accordion music:


       > O <  |\___|\         _
       (X*X )_______ )_______//
ejm97  \/ \/        `--------'

I did a silly photoshop project using a photo of my cat. It has nothing to do with ASCII-art but it amused me.

Someone in alt.ascii-art asked for a drawing of Samurai Pizza Cats. I didn’t know that they were already some sort of cartoon characters so came up with the following:

            -)-----    -----(-
            /                \
           //\_/\        /\_/\\
         ,""( @.@)      (@.@ )"",
 =      = /  > C<        >O <  \ =      =
 =      = \.--.         .--.   / =     =
  =     = (    )       (    )    =    =
   =    =  '--'         '--'     =   =
    ==='/\                      /|'==
ejm97  / |  Samurai Pizza Cats  \ \
        using plain pizzas as shields

Shimrod copied this cheetah from a photo of that has sadly disappeared from the net and my files:

                             _                    )
                            ( \_                  |
                      _,-'/'_ , ;-.               \
.                  ,-'  O  ( ` .<= `.              \
 `.              ,'o O o 0     o , ,'-.           ,-'
`. `.          ,'o O 0/ 0 )___,.--','"""`--._,,--'
__>. \       ,: ' o O/. o/  __,`--'-.                _,-'
-._   `-``._/o 0 0(),| o/-''         `-.__      __,-'|
   )_.   ` / ~':o ,-.\o \                 `----'     |
      `-.-| 0 o.`.\ /o|`.|                           |
          /o . ;.'`o|'|o \                           /
          |`,,'  `._/0|\',\                         /
          |`.|`._/ \o'||o |                         |
         /,`/       )./|.'|                         /
---------|.|--------\,\`--'-------------------------\
         |O|         \``.                           |
         |o|          `._)                          \
         |(|                                         \
         |O|                                          |
  hh     |)|                                          |
         /(|                                          |
        (o/                                           |
         \)                                           /

This is the one I did – as you can see, the detail is somewhat lost….

               {}}
\|    %%%%^.   }}{
 `--_%%%%%%%_-'({}
     % %      \ }{
     %  %      }{}
     %         {}{
     %         }}{
         , -=-~{ .-^- _
ejm98           `
                  }
angelic cat

  ^-^
  =*= /}
  |  `\} (
 /,/___)__)            ejm

  ===
  ^-^/}/}
  =*= / }
  |  `\} (
 /,/___)__)            ejm



           ===  |}/}   //
          /\_/\ |/  } //
          (@.@ )/___}//
          > O < ____  )
  ejm         |/    |/


           ,-.
           `-'  |}/}   //
          /\_/\ |/  } //
          (@.@ )/___}//
          > O < ____  )
  ejm         |/    |/


                                  #
                                 #
       ejm           /\_/\      #
       _             (@.@ )_.-._#
     (( )_ (         > C < .-.  )
     <;___)_)            |/   |/
       " "   .. .
           __
            /|
           /
    mouse trail



      |v|          /`|   .  +
      | |(`|`|`\/  \,|||`| >||))(|>
________
______  | O::=(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)::=O
  _   | |  :: !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-!;:
 | || | |  :: ! !  , /___\`  ! !(%)
 | ||_| |  :; !!! , / *|* \`  ! ! :
|| |||| |  (#)!!  ,|*  | * `  !!! ;   `',
|| |||| | (*) !_,| |_*_|___|` `_!(&) - * -
||_|||| |     !-`| |*  |  *| |,-!     ,'`
______  |     !!!! |  *|   | ! !!     / \
/\   || |     !!!! |*_A,A*_| !!!!     7o~
\ \  || |     !!!!__#_`#,_#__!!!!    /o  \
 \ \_|| |     !!!!___#,#`#___!!!!    7 \~o
______  |     !!!!    ###    #!!!   /   o \
||| |_| |     !!!!    ###    #!!!   7 o   ~
||| | | |     !!!!    ###   #!!!!  /o  /   \
|||_|_| |     !!!!    ###### !!!!  7/ o 7  ~
________|     !!!!   #   #   !!!!  /7 /   o\
                                   7_ 7   _~
                                     \___/

deer: Geraldine Jones (gfj) drew the head of this deer. I added the body:

                      .          ..
                      . .       .. .
                      . ..     ... .
                       . ..    .. .
                       .  ......  .
                        . ...... .
                         ........
                         ........
                         .... 0..
                        .........
                       ........ .
       .              @...)  ....
       ..                    ....
       ...                .......
        ........................
         .......................
         .......................
        ........................
       ........      .....  .....
      .......      .....    .....
     ...  ...     ....       ....
    ...    ...   ...           ...
   ...       ......             ...
   ...        .:..                ...
   ...        ...:..                ...
    ...      ...   ..                 ..
      ..    ..                             gfj/ejm



  deer (doubles as elk):

     {__}
      \/_____!
        \----|
ejm96   /|   |\


  reindeer:

       {_}
      '-=\
         \\____(
        _|/---\\_
 ejm97  \        \


   Rudolph:


       {_}
      *-=\
         \\____(
        _|/---\\_
 ejm    \        \


   and the rest:

      {_} {_}        {_} {_}        {_} {_}        {_} {_}
     '-=\'-=\       '-=\'-=\       '-=\'-=\       '-=\'-=\
        \\__\\____(    \\__\\____(    \\__\\____(    \\__\\____(
       _|/-_|/---\\_  _|/-_|/---\\_  _|/-_|/---\\_  _|/-_|/---\\_
ejm97  \   \        \ \   \        \ \   \        \ \   \        \


   and the rest in single file (long line!):


 {_}         {_}         {_}         {_}         {_}         {_}         {_}         {_}
'-=\        '-=\        '-=\        '-=\        '-=\        '-=\        '-=\        '-=\
   \\____(     \\____(     \\____(     \\____(     \\____(     \\____(     \\____(     \\____(
  _|/---\\_   _|/---\\_   _|/---\\_   _|/---\\_   _|/---\\_   _|/---\\_   _|/ejm97_   _|/---\\_
  \        \  \        \  \        \  \        \  \        \  \        \  \        \  \        \

  herd of deer:

 {_}                               {_}  {_}
'-=\        {_} {_}               '-=\ '-=\           {_}
   \\____( '-=\'-=\       {_}        \\___\\____(    '-=\
  _|/---\\_   \\__\\____('-=\       _|/--_|/---\\_      \\____(
  \    {_} \ _|/-_|/---\\_  \\____( \    \        \    _|/---\\_
ejm97 '-=\   \   \        \_|/---\\_    {_}            \        \
         \\____(      {_}  \        \  '-=\  {_} {_}
        _|/---\\_    '-=\                 \\'-=\'-=\
        \        \      \\____(          _|/---\\__\\____(
                       _|/---\\_         \    _|/-_|/---\\_
                       \        \             \   \        \
dog:

       ^_^
      '-=\___))
         |,-- )
 ejm    //  //

elephant:

Indian elephants:

        _______.--,
      ~(       {c .`
       |  |__|   ,= |
ejm    /_/_| |_|\_\ J

          \c<
        ___|'__.--,
      ~(    >  {c .`
       |  |__|   ,= |
ejm    /_/_| |_|\_\ J

        _______.--,     _______.--,     _______.--,
      ~(       {c .`  ~(       {c .`  ~(       {c .`
       |\ \__|   ,= |  | |____|  ,= |  |  |__|   ,= |
ejm    |_\_\ |_|\_\ J  |_|_|/_|_|   J  /_/_| |_|\_\ J

The following is a depiction of one market day in India when a parade of elephants (one ridden by a man who was singing loudly through a megaphone), an ornately garlanded large truck, an impossibly bad (so bad it was great) brass band marched in the opposite direction right down a very trafficky road.

           ______________                                       \c<
     ( )  |*.**.**.*|| -.%    _______.--,     _______.--,     ___|'_*.-&
 o=< o(-) | *  *  * || |_\% ~( *.**.*{c .%  ~(  -&&- {c .&  ~(    > *{c
 |V  |v   |_*__*__*_|| -  ** |  |__|   ,= |  |\ \__|   ,= |  | |____|*.
/ >  |\   B__,-.___MK|,-._!  /_/_| |_|\_\ J  |_\_\ |_|\_\ J  |_|_|/_|_|*
ejm          `-'      `-'

My parade is too long to show both directions of traffic. So here is the rest.I also should explain that to add to the confusion, there were several cows milling about. The noise was spectacular – brass band honking, cars beeping, people shouting and/or singing depending on which direction they were going and the market stalls on the sides of the road still doing a booming business selling vegetables, bolts of cloth, pots and pans, etc. etc.

              \c<                    ___       o         ___
___.--,     ___|'_*.-&            __/)[]\_    <=\     __/)[]\_
   {c .&  ~(    > *{c .`       o (_,.__,__)   \ /~ __(_,.__,._)__
_|   ,= |  | |____|*. = |     <=\  `'__/)[]\_( )__/][]\`'  `_/)[]\_
 |_|\_\ J  |_|_|/_|_|*  J     \< ~  (_,.__,._) (_,.__,._) (_,.MK,._)
ejm                          ( )|( )  `'  `'     `'  `'     `'  `'

Many thanks to Marijn Kampf for the truck and cars.

Other parades:
Macy’s Thanksgiving parade
Caribana parade

                   .-.
        _______.--,   :
      ~(       {c .`-'.
       |  |__|   ,= -'
ejm    /_/_| |_|\_\

                  .-.
                 !   :'
        _______.!!,_,':
      ~(      !{c!. ,'
       |  |__| ! ,=
ejm    /_/_| |_|\_\

    _
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    `- =,  |__|  |
ejm   /_/|_| |_\_\

           .--.
       __{c.  .o}
     ~(    (\ !_c)
  ejm | |__| `--'
      |_|| |_|_|

           .--.
         {c.  .o}___
           ,! !)    )~
  ejm      | !!___| |
           |_|J_\|_\_\

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    '- =,  `
       /    \
      /_/|_| |
        ||  /~
ejm     |_\_\

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ejm        /_/\_\

    _  ,--.
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   `._,=,   `.
       / ,    `.
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ejm         /_/\_\


     _______.--,                                      ,--._______
   ~(       {c .`           your name                '.  o}      )~
    |  |__|   ,= |        e-mail address          (_/,=,   |___| |
ejm /_/_| |_|\_\ J       website  address             /_/|_| |_|_|





                                  # #### ####
                                ### \/#|### |/####
                               ##\/#/ \||/##/_/##/_#
                  .-.        ###  \/###|/ \/ # ###
                 !   :'    ##_\_#\_\## | #/###_/_####
        _______.!!,_,':   ## #### # \ #| /  #### ##/##
      ~(      !{c!. ,'     __#_--###`  |{,###---###-~
       |  |__| ! ,=                  \ }{
ejm    /_/_| |_|\_\                   }}{
               ,,  ```,               }}{
             ,'   ~~~  `,,            {{}
            ;  ~~   ~~~   `,,   , -=-~{ .-^- _
            ;      ~~~      ;         `}
             ;       **    ;           {
              ,,,,,,,//((''


        _______.--,
      ~(       {c .`     )/,\//,,(//,(/,
       |  |__|   ,= | ,,'              ',
ejm    /_/_| |_|\_\ J        .-.       ,'
               ,,           !   :'   ,'
             ,'    _______.!!,_,':  ,
            ;    ~(      !{c!. ,'    ',,     ,--._______
            ;     |  |__| ! ,=          ;   '.  o}      )~

             ;  ~~'~~~~~'~'`~`~~        ;(_/,=,   |___| |
              ,                     ,,)'     /_/|_| |_|_|
               ',,,,,,//((,,\\(///,'


        _______.--,                _
      ~(       {c .`     )/,\//,, ;c) ,--.______
       |  |__|   ,= | ,,'         .`-'. o}      )~
ejm    /_/_| |_|\_\ J        .-.   `- =,  |__|  |
               ,,           !   :'  ~/ /|_| |_\_\
             ,'    _______.!!,_,':  ~~~,
            ;    ~(      !{c!. ,'      ;     ,--._______
            ;     |  |__| ! ,=          ;   '.  o}      )~
             ;  ~~'~~~~~'~'`~`~~        ;(_/,=,   |___| |
              ,                     ,,)'     /_/|_| |_|_|
               ',,,,,,//((,,\\(///,'




                        .--.
                    __{c.  .o}
                  ~(    (\ !_c)
                   | |__| `--'
                   |_|| |_|_|
        _______.--,                _
      ~(       {c .`     )/,\//,, ;c) ,--.______
       |  |__|   ,= | ,,'         .`-'. o}      )~
       /_/_| |_|\_\ J        .-.   `- =,  |__|  |
               ,,           !   :'  ~/ /|_| |_\_\
             ,'    _______.!!,_,':  ~~~,
            ;    ~(      !{c!. ,'      ;     ,--._______
            ;     |  |__| ! ,=          ;   '.  o}      )~
             ;  ~~'~~~~~'~'`~`~~        ;(_/,=,   |___| |
              ,                     ,,)'     /_/|_| |_|_|
      .--.     ',ejm,,//((,,\\(///,'
    {c.  .o}___
      ,! !)    )~
      | !!___| |
      |_|J_\|_\_\


African elephants

        _______/\-,     _______/`-,     _______/`-,
      ~(      { C .`  ~(      { C .`  ~(      { C .`
       |\ \__| \/,= |  | |____|\/,= |  |  |__| \/,= |
  ejm  |_\_\ |_|\_\ J  |_|_|/_|_|   J  /_/_| |_|\_\ J

There are some flying elephants too.

fish:

                    ,
                 . ~ ~ .
ejm 97         .'@ )) .. '..~
               > - ~``  '~\{
                           \

                             '
                              '
~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
                            -~
                           -~
                           ~-~
               ~-~-   -~-~  ~-~
                ~-~-~-~-      ~
                  ~-~-~
                    ~

  jumping for fly:
                    ,
                 . ~ ~ .
ejm 97         .'@ )) .. '..~
           @.  > - ~``  '~\{
                           \

                             '
                              '
~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
                            -~
                           -~
           ~-              ~-~
               ~-~-   -~-~  ~-~
                ~-~-~-~-      ~
                  ~-~-~
                    ~


             \\\\
          .-'    `-.
 \     .-'          '.
 ;\..-'               '-.
 } ..            {{ (*) /
 ;/  ~-.               _\
 /      ~-.       .;;'~
   ejm97  ///~~''~


                \\\\
             .-'    `-.
          .-'          '.
        .'               '-.
  (`-.-'            {{ (*) /
   } .'~-.                _\
   (/     ~-.       .;;'~
     ejm97  ///~~''~
fox:

          /\
         (~(
          ) )     /\_/\
         ( _-----_(@ @)
           (       \ /
           /|/--\|\ V
ejm        " "   " "

                           /\
                          (~(
      /\       /\          ) )     /\_/\
      )~)  ^_^ )~)  ^_^   ( _-----_(@ @)
     ( _--_@ @( _--_@ @     (       \ /
       /|-\\V   /|-\\V      /|/--\|\ V
ejm   " "  ""  " "  ""     " "   " "


Nina Liedtke (I think) in the Polish ascii-art newsgroup used this figure and said that it was a star.

     \`.,'/
     /_  _\
       \/         Nina Liedtke
I suggested that it was a fox:

            ,^
           ;  ;
\`.,'/      ; ;
/_  _\`-----';

  \/` ,,,,,, ;
    )//     \))              ejm
And here is the other fox I created from the star.

giraffe:

             ( !!
              b''-_
              |d-="
              b|
              |d
             o |
            / o
           / o d
          /O o o\
         / bd  b \
        *  |d  |  \
 ejm96     o|  |   \
           ||  |    \
           ''  '     '

              (\!!/)
              ~(o_\
              ~|| ``
              ~||
              ~||
              ~||
              ~O|
              /o|
             /  o\
            /O( d \
           /)/ \|  \
          /|/   |   \
  ejm    * |    |    \
           |    |


         _,,
        '-%\~
           %\~
           |%_`,~
 ejm       /| ||
          / | | \

         _,,
        `-%\~
           %\~
           |%%`,~
 ejm       /|`%|
          / |  |\
         /  | / |

           _
         ~/%\~
        ~//|% `,~
 ejm   ~// /|`%|
      =(% / | ||
       ) /  | ||
(It’s supposed to be drinking.)

goat:

       _))
      ";.\
         \\_____
         |)---(\_~
 ejm97   |       \

hedgehog:

            ,)))))))_
           ))))))))^'>
ejm 97    /|,,,,,,|,\
          ``      `  `
horse:

       _,,
      "-=\~     _
         \\~___( ~
        _|/---\\_
 ejm96  \        \


       _,,
      "-=\~
       _ \\~
       _\|/\
       \  \ \
           ( )~~~
           | \
ejm97     /  /

                      ^
                     /\\  ^
                     //\ /\\
                     /\\ /\\    ___
_ ` ',         _______|_ //\_,-'
 `-(_)=___,- '        |   |
                          |
       _,,
      "-=\~
       _ \\~
       _\| \
       \  \ \
           ( )~~~
           | \
  ejm     /  /


                      ^
                     /\\  ^
                     //\ /\\
                     /\\ /\\    ___
_ ` ',         _______|_ //\_,-'
 `-(_)=___,- \        |   |
              \           |
       _,,     \)
      "-=\; {) |`
       _ \\;_|/
       _\|/\_|
       \  \|\
           ( )~~~
           | \
  ejm     /  /


The two following horses with riders are based on motorcyles drawn by Marijn Kampf

           .-O
       ==-( >-`7)
        ,/.//__/.
       -`-'----`-'-MK

          .:
       .' ,'
     .',-'  __________       _____
    /)' =@./|yamaha .-`.    /    (
     ``-.._``-..__(   |====' _,--
    _`.RZR-R``-..__``-./----,-'-.
   `--.`.    _,-'  -.  >_/ ,---.".
  /,' '|.`.-'     /.' ,.__```~-.  |
  || // | |yamaha  -'   |```~-' / /
  `.__,',/___________   `.`---',"
 --`~--~'-------------------`---'-)MK98(



             _
           _(<`O ,
       ==-(  >`-/ \
        ,< \  / >
       ---'--- `---'-MK/ejm

                ____        __,,=
               (yama`.-`.  =/   .\
__===_``-.._.`` \-. /<(9}'=/  ,(_ \
 ~~===.===- ``-./.  ``-.      |  `.'
   `--    `.  ) `-___-.,.__\  `.
           /./\ \         ``;`. \
           \ ' \ _">    <_`/  / /
     `.  ,',\_\       `.      ',"
 --`~--~'-----~-'--``----`---'------ejm/MK98

And I feel free to have only my initials on the following running horse based on the above:

                          __,,=
                         =/   .\
  __===_``-.._.```-.....=/  ,(_ \
   ~~===.===-               |  `.'
     `--    `.  ) -._____\  `.
             /./\ \     ``;`. \
             \ ' \ _"><_`/  / /
       `.  ,',\_\    `.     ',"
ejm98`~  ~'     ~ '  `` `  ,

  rocking horse:

          _,,
         "-=\~     _
            \\~___( ~
           _|/---\\_
 ejm97  .  \   |    \  .
         `.____|_____.'
For winged horses and unicorns, please go to my mythical creatures page.

insects:

   butterfly:

        _ " _
       (_\|/_)
ejm97   (/|\)

We went bicycling on the waterfront in September and encountered hundreds of migrating monarch butterflies.

                               _ " _
_ " _                         (_\|/_)
_\|/_)  _ " _         _ " _    (/|\)
(/|\)  (_\|/_) " _   (_\|/_)
ejm97   (/|\)_\|/_)   (/|\)
             (/|\)

   dragonfly:

       (\"/)
       (/|\)
         |
ejm97    |

           ()
ejm97   -----%
           ()


       _ " _



      (_\|/_)
      (_/|\_)
         |
ejm97    |
         |

   firefly:

                                                    . ' ' .
 . ' ' ' '.                                        '.       '. '
.           .                                     .'
 .            .                . .                .
  ' . ' @.@     .          . '     ' . . ' '.      '.
ejm96             .  .  '                   '      .'
                                             ' . '

   mosquito:
I grew up in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, where the mosquitoes are as big as birds and fly in formation.

                    _
          _        ( ))
         ( ))     %=====-
ejm97   %=====-  (  """
       (  """
llama:

           ,
          ~)
           (_---;
ejm 97      /|~|\
           / / /|

  A stick llama dreaming:


                __--_--_-_
               ( I wish I  )
              ( were a real )
              (    llama   )
               ( in Peru! )
              o (__--_--_)
           , o
          ~)
           (_---;
ejm 97      /|~|\
           / / / |

monkey:

  tailless:
          __
     w  c(..)o
      \__(-)
          /\
       w_/(_)
           /|
          | \
ejm97    m  m

  tailed:
          __
     w  c(..)o   (
      \__(-)    __)
          /\   (
         /(_)___)
         w /|
          | \
ejm97    m  m

  winged:

               /)
         __   /;<
    w  c(..)o/;;< (
     \__(-) /;;;<__)
         /\/;;;<(
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© ejm 1996-2001, 2006

PUBLISHED: 3 November 2015
FILED UNDER: ASCII-art

File: mirrors/ejm/files/sports-p2.txt
sports (p2)
by llizard (aka ejm)

motorcycle:

           _.,
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       .=/.- __/,^-._  ______ ___
      ( * );"\====* ) _________
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  motorcycle in the rain (don't do this; it's too dangerous!)

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parachute:


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   night sailing in Toronto Harbour watching Spunk's fireworks:

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(Spunk has drawn lots of ASCII-art including a fabulous animated version of these fireworks – was at http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Gallery/6446/firewrk.htm – a short version of the animation is here.)

Please also take a look at my attempt at colouring jgs’s (aka Spunk) fireworks so that it really does look more like night sailing.

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Thanks to James Shufelt for the idea for the flag

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figure skating:

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I have made some gif animations of skiers as well. And bbunny made an ASCII-animation of a mogul skier.


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surfing:

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And Novotna wins Wimbledon 1998

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triathlon:

 (Many thanks to anonymous for the bicycle)


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  ~~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~~ ~ ~ (( ~ ~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~
      ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~     ))    ~~  ~ ~ ~~~~
   ~ ~  ~ ~   ~ ~  ~   ((\ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~  ~    ~~
         ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~   {,/  ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~
   ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~        cc\   ~~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~
       ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~  / / ) ~ ~  ~ ~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~
   ~~ ~~~~~  ~  ~~      `.\    ~~  ~ ~ ~~~~
   ~ ~ ~  ~ ~~            `;--,   ~~      ~~~~
  ejm ~  ~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~    `(  ~~~~~~ ~~~~~
   ~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~

     ~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~ )  ~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~
  ~~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~~ ~ ~ (( ~ ~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~
      ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~     ))    ~~  ~ ~ ~~~~
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         ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~  \_,}  ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~
   ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~        /oo\/  ~~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~
       ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~  ( \   ~ ~  ~ ~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~
   ~~ ~~~~~  ~  ~~     `.\    ~~  ~ ~ ~~~~
   ~ ~ ~  ~ ~~           `;--,   ~~      ~~~~
  ejm ~  ~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~   `(  ~~~~~~ ~~~~~
   ~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~

     ~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~(  ~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~
  ~~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~~ ~ ~   ))~ ~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~
      ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~     ((    ~~  ~ ~ ~~~~
   ~ ~  ~ ~  ~     ~   / ))~ ~  ~ ~ ~  ~    ~~
         ~ ~  ~  )\    \((}  ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~
   ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~  --;   /oo\_~~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~
       ~ ~  ~ ~     `.( \    ~ ~  ~ ~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~
   ejm  ~~~  ~  ~~   \__/     ~~  ~ ~ ~~~~
   ~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~

     ~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~(  ~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~
  ~~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~~ ~ ~   ))~ ~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~
      ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~     ((    ~~  ~ ~ ~~~~
   ~ ~  ~ ~  ~     ~     ))~ ~  ~ ~ ~  ~    ~~
         ~ ~  ~         ((}  ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~
   ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~   )\   /\/\ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~
       ~ ~  ~ ~   --;.( \  \  ~ ~  ~ ~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~
  ~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~ \`' )  ~~~  ~          ~
   ejm  ~~~  ~  ~~    `-'     ~~  ~ ~ ~~~~
   ~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~


     ~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~ )  ~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~
  ~~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~~ ~ ~ (( ~ ~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~
      ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~     ))    ~~  ~ ~ ~~~~
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         ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~   {,/  ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~
   ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~        cc\   ~~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~
       ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~*,/  )\ ~ ~  ~ ~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~
   ~~ ~~~~~  ~  ~~ *-)  /  )   ~~  ~ ~ ~~~~
  ~~~ ~~~~~~     _*    / ,'     ~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~
   ~~~~  ~~ ~~~ '*-)   `.\       ~~~  ~~~~~~  ~~~
  ~ ~ ~  ~ ~~_-'         `;--,   ~~      ~~~~
  ejm ~  ~~-'              `(  ~~~~~~ ~~~~~
   ~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~

                        ((
                       __)),
   ~~ ~~~~  ~ ~ ~~~~   \()} ~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
         ~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~`((-.      ~    ~ ~~~~
      ~~~~ ~~~~     ~    )))`\ ~~ ~~~~
 ~~ ~  ~~      ~~  * ~ _((((  \_ ~~~  ~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~~
  ~~~ ~~~~~~     **-\ ( .___)-`  ~ ~ ~~~~~
   ~~~~  ~~ ~~~**-\,   `.\         ~~~~~~  ~~~
  ~ ~ ~  ~ ~~ *-\)       `;--,   ~~      ~~~~
  ejm ~~ ~ ~~~~~           `(  ~~~~~~ ~~~~~

I have made two animated gifs of a mermaid as well.

flying monkey:

             /)
       __   /;<
  w  c(..)o/;;<
   \__(-) /;;;<
       /\/;;;<
    w_/(_);;/
        /\
        \ \
ejm97   m  m

         __
    w  c(..)o___
     \__(-) /;;\vv
      w__/\/;;< \v
        _(_);;/  V
       /   \
      m     \
ejm97       m

Pegasus:

             />
       _,,  / >
      "-=\~ \ > _
         \\~___( ~
        _|/---\\_
ejm97   \        \

         (\  (|
        (  \( |  ,~
        (   | |~/(\
      ~ _(  |~/ / `
    ~~~( )___( /_
       |\!_ _`/ /
 ejm    \

         (\  (|
        (  \( |  ,~
        (   | |~/(\
      ~ _(  |~/ / `
    ~~~( )___( |
      /|/_  _`/|
 ejm    \    /

phoenix:

              \)   /)
              ()  /;<
               ( /;;<    '
               Ww|;;<        )  '
         '     vvv;;/       )
                vv;/Vv     (      ' (
           '     vvv Vv        )
          (       VV  Vv   '      )
        (  ) '  (  \\  Vv       )     (
                 ) m m  V   (
      (       ((        V        ( (
           '  )   )      V          )
         '                v   )
                 )  '
     '     (           )     )
    ( )      )   '                  )
       (    (      (    ((    )'
    ^^ / \   ==/ __ == \    / \=\==\ '
^^/ ejm 96  ==  \^ \ ===^^ / == ==== / ===
      \\  /  ==  /  ==== ==== ^^ ^  \\ \
   ^^^^ ===   |  == ===   \ |=='  == ^^ ^^^^
     ^^     ^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^         ^^
If you haven’t already, please look at the ASCII-animation of the phoenix rising.

unicorn:

       \
       _\,,
      "-=\~     _
         \\~___( ~
        _|/---\\_
 ejm97  \        \

       \
       _\,,
      "-=\~
       _ \\~
       _\|/\
       \  \ \
           ( )~~~
           | \
ejm98     /  /

                     /
                   ,/~
                 ~/(\
        ~ _____~/ / `
      ~~~( )___( |
        /|/_  _`/|
ejm98     \    /

  winged unicorn (is there such a thing?)

       \     />
       _\,, / >
      "-=\~ \ > _
         \\~___( ~
        _|/---\\_
ejm97   \        \

©ejm 1996-2000

PUBLISHED: 3 November 2015
FILED UNDER: ASCII-art

File: mirrors/ejm/files/occupations.txt
occupations (astronomer – wallpaperer)
by llizard (aka ejm)

astronomer:

 *    *    .  *    // *            .  *
     *  .  ..  *  //.     *      *        *    .
..    *  ___o |==//     .      *   *
        /\  \/  //|\   *  .  ..   *       *
ejm96  / /        | \
       ` `        '  '

* .   .  * *   .   .     ..     * .  . *   *  .
.###   *      .   *    .   *    ..        . .
#######   .  *       .            *      *
######### *   .     .   *    .       *     .
\#|#/###    .            //              .  *
.\|/###  *     .        //  *  .  ..   *       *
#}{{#      *   ___o |==// .      *   *    .  .
 }{{ .   *    /\  \/  //|\  . *    .    *      .
 }{{ ejm97   / /        | \
             ` `        '  '


@  *  .  . *       *    .        .        .   *    ..
 @. /\ *     ###     .      .        .            *
 @ /  \  *  #####   .     *      *        *    .
 ]/ [] \  ######### *    .  *       .  //    .  *   .
 / [][] \###\#|#/###   ..    *     .  //  *  .  ..  *
 |  __  | ###\|/###  *    *  ___o |==// .      *   *
 |  |!  |  # }|{  #         /\  \/  //|\
 |  ||  |    }|{    ejm97  / /        | \
                           ` `        '  '

Please take a look at Ursa major (The Great Bear).

blacksmith:

   This was inspired by a request from a Scottish person in the
   newsgroup alt.ascii-art, hence the kilt:

=
===
 ===
  ===
   ===
    ===                    :=<]
     ===          *__       /
     ===         (__/      e
     ===         ('J)     /
 -_-_-_-_-_-_     )))____/
//  '  ,    \\   |   |
||    '     ||    \____m=====\
|E ' ( ) )  ||    +()+       (")
|J ( )  )') ||   ++vv++     ======
|M(('( /(( )||  +++++++       \/
||  /(\ '\\(|| ++++++++       /\
|9'/\)\//)\\||   // ||       /  \
|6/ \\\\ \  ||  (__D(__D    /    \
!!==========!!


      '
       ,
       '
      '                   :=<]
       '          *__       /
      (          (__/     e
     '  )        ('J)    /
    ')('          )))____/
   ( )  )')      |   |
    ( /(( )      \____m=====\
   )')(( ) )      +()+      (")
|E -_-_-_-_-||   ++vv++     ======
|J-_-_-_-_-_||  +++++++       \/
|M-_-_-_---_|| ++++++++       /\
|9-_-_-_-_-_||   // ||       /  \
|6-_-_-_---_||  (__D(__D    /    \
==============

      '
       ,
       '
      '                   :=<]
       '          *__       /
      (          (___/     e
     '  )        ('L')    /
    ')('          \=/____/
   ( )  )')      |   |
    ( /(( )      \____m=====\
   )')(( ) )      +()+      (")
|E -_-_-_-_-||   ++vv++     ======
|J-_-_-_-_-_||  +++++++       \/
|M-_-_-_---_|| ++++++++       /\
|9-_-_-_-_-_||   // ||       /  \
|6-_-_-_---_||  (__D(__D    /    \
==============

bricklayer:

          __       ___
         /__\     (-}
         \__/    .-"-.[m,]
      [__][__]  /)\ /\)/
      [][__][__]\__ [__][]
      [__][__][__][__][__]
      [][__][__][__][__][]
      [__][__][__][__][__]
      [][__][__][__][__][]
  ejm [__][__][__][__][__]


                           ___
                            {-)   |\
                       [m,].-"-.   /
      [][__][__]         \(/\__/\)/
      [__][__][__][__]~~~~  |  |
      [][__][__][__][__][] /   |
      [__][__][__][__][__]| /| |
      [][__][__][__][__][]| || |  ~~~~
  ejm [__][__][__][__][__]__,__,  \__/

butcher:

              |\
            _ | >\  O
          _//.|/  \__\__
         <__\/_       )
         [_____]     /\
ejm97     |   |      | \

clown:

           o
                o
       o     *
             A    o
        o,  {)  ,
        ~% zzzz %~
          %%%%%%
            %
           %%%
          %% %%
           \ %%
           ~|\
            |~
            -
ejm97     ( * )
            -


         *
         8
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       88888
        ;J;
         =    3
       ZzzzZ  %
      % %%% %%
     %  %%%
     %  %%
     %   %%%%%%%%
      E %%    %%%
       %%%   %%
        %%  / _
       _ \ /_/_)
ejm97 (_\_\

     ___
    (_/ / ____
      zzz \ \_)
      %%  zzz
     %%%   %%
    %%%%    %%%
   %%%%%     %%%%
    %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
     %%%%%%%%%%%%%
      %%%%%%%%%%%
        %%%%%%%%
         %%%%%%
          %%%%%%%
         %%ZzzzZ%%
        %%   =   %%
       %%   ;7;   %%
       %%  88888   %%
       %%   888    %%
ejm97  %%    8     %%
      zzzz   *    zzzz
     ___\_         _\___


         ()

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()     88888
        ;J;    ()
         =     %
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  %   % %%% %%
   %%%  %%%
        %%
         %%
        %% %%
       %%% %%%
        %%  %%
       _ \   |  _
ejm97 (_\_\  |_/_)


         *   ()
    ()   8
        8*8
       88888
        ;J;      __
 ()      =      %\ `
       ZzzzZ   %   ()
      % %%% %%%
     %  %%%
     %  %%      ()
   __%   %%%%%%%%
  '()/  %%    %%%
       %%% () %%
        %%   / _
       _ \  /_/_)
ejm97 (_\_\



        ()
               ()
   ()
                  ()
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               ()
    ()__
        (  __
        / )
      zzz \
      %%  zzz
     %%%   %%
    %%%%    %%%
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    %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
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        %%%%%%%%
         %%%%%%
          %%%%%%%
         %%ZzzzZ%%
        %%   =   %%
       %%   ;7;   %%
       %%  88888   %%
       %%   888    %%
ejm97  %%    8     %%
      zzzz   *    zzzz
     ___\_         _\___

dentist:

        \------------.
          Q         E|
     )C ~\/\        J|
      \\_   \   ___ M|
       \_77 |\   |   |
        |`` \ \  |  9|
       """  ~ ~ o-o 6-o


            /-----|
         \-'      |
           Q      |
      )C ~\/\     |
       \\_   \    |
        \_77 |\   |
ejm 96   |`` \ \  |
        """  ~ ~ ===


-------______
       |     )
+++++. |    \'
ental+ |      Q
rgeon+ | )C ~\/\
+++++' |  \\_   \   ___
       |   \_77 |\   |
EJM 96 |    |`` \ \  |
-------    """  ~ ~ o-o

driver:

   bus:
          ____________________
         / {)][o>][_o][c_][o][|
        |-==)|                |
        &_____________________L
ejm 96    ( )            ( )

  _____________________________
 /_  __  __  ___   ___   __   _\
|__)(__)|[]|(___) (___) |[]| (_|
|       |  |            |  |   |
[,-.____|__|____________|__|,-.]
 `-' ejm98                  `-'


  wheel trans:
  ___________________________
 /_  __  ___   ___   ____   _\
|__)(__)(___) (___)/|   o| (_|
|                  ||  <|\   |
[,-._______________||__/||,-.]
 `-' ejm98         |/ \__\`-'  o  _
                               _]|
                              ;(*)


  ___________________________
 /_  __  ___   ___   ____   _\        _
|__)(__)(___) (___)/|   o| (_|       (S)
|                  ||  <|\   |        |
[,-._______________||__/||,-.]        |
 `-' ejm98         |/ \__\`-'  o  _   |
                               _]|
                              ;(*)
Not ideal situation:

  _____________________________
 /_  __  __  ___   ___   __   _\  _
|__)(__)|[]|(___) (___)/|  | (_| ( )
|       |  |           ||  |   |  |           o
[,-.____|__|___________||__|,-.]  |   __o o  _/\
 `-' ejm98             |/   `-'   |  (  \ _]|   )
                _  c                / \  ;(*)  /\
                 |[_
                (*).;
                       `[Now what?]


Ideal situation:

  ___________________________
 /_  __  ___   ___   ____   _\        _
|__)(__)(___) (___)/|   o| (_|       (S)
|                  ||  <|\   |        |
[,-._______________||__/||,-.]        |
 `-' ejm98         |/ \__\`-'  o  _   |
                               _]|
         _  c                ;(*)
          |[_
         (*).;
               `[works for me....]

   ice cream truck:


               __/)         | |\
            .-(__(=:=:=:=   | |  : |\  : : :  |
           |     \)         : :  | |   : : :  .
      ____/v\______              | .   | | |  :.
     | ICE CREAM []\_                  |_|_|
     |_______________&
ejm97 ( )         ( )


   moving truck:


           __  ________________
         _/[]|| ACE Movers Inc |
        &_  ^||________________L
ejm 96    ( )  ( )          ( )



   taxi:

             __/\____
         ___/][]|[]|[\___
        d      ^| ^|     \
ejm97  (__---___|__|______)
         ( )         ( )


              ____
           __/TAXI\__
         _/__________\_
        /  _ _ _ _ _ _ \
ejm97  (*)_=_=_=_=_=_=(*)
         |Z|        |Z|

villain:

                           ,,,,
        "", &&&           <_` ,, '`.
        / && * >     HA HA ]  ,, :\
       /  && _C ,""        ""\\_:__\
       \  )(    / EEeeee .__/ \\:
        \   \__/        ' `.   :\
         ) (                `.' )\
        (  |                   /  \
         \ |                  /    \
          \|                 /      \
         /_|                 \       \
     ___/__|__________________\_______\_________
  ejm __)__)___/______/______/_____/___\___/__

wallpaperer:

ejm_______
     |_* *|
    /)_)* |*
   |*| * *|* *
   \o/* * |* * *
   |\| * *|*|\* *
___|/\*_*_|*| |*
   / /     \| |*
              |*
               \



©ejm 1996-2001

PUBLISHED: 3 November 2015
FILED UNDER: ASCII-art

File: mirrors/flee/ABOUT.txt
felix lee ascii art

> These are most of the finished pieces from my ascii art period
> (1994 - 1995).
> You can use these critters for non-commercial purposes. Just leave
> my nametag attached, and try to take good care of them.

Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20000505113302id_/http://www.teleport.com/~flee/ascii-art.html
Date: 2021-07-29
Curator: felix lee
Author: felix lee

File: mirrors/flee/ascii.txt
felix lee / home / ascii art                                         1999-02-04
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

ascii art

These are most of the finished pieces from my ascii art period (1994 - 1995).

You can use these critters for non-commercial purposes. Just leave my nametag
attached, and try to take good care of them.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
sleeping kitten

   |\      _,,,---,,_
   /,`.-'`'    -.  ;-;;,_
  |,4-  ) )-,_..;\ (  `'-'
 '---''(_/--'  `-'\_)  fL

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
little stalker

    ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._
     `6_ 6  )   `-.  (     ).`-.__.`)
 fL  (_Y_.)'  ._   )  `._ `. ``-..-'
   _..`--'_..-_/  /--'_.' ,'
  (il).-''  (li).'  ((!.-'

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
littler stalker

     ("`-/")_.-'"``-._
      . . `; -._    )-;-,_`)
     (v_,)'  _  )`-.\  ``-'
    _.- _..-_/ / ((.'    fL
  ((,.-'   ((,/

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
sonata in b-flat minor

       ,-. __ .-,
    --;`. '   `.'
     / (  ^__^  )  fL
    ;   `(_`'_)' \
    '  ` .`--'_,  ;
  ~~`-..._)))(((.'

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
paw cat

              __..--''``---....___   _..._    __
    /// //_.-'    .-/";  `        ``<._  ``.''_ `. / // /
   ///_.-' _..--.'_    \                    `( ) ) // //
   / (_..-' // (< _     ;_..__               ; `' / ///
 fL / // // //  `-._,_)' // / ``--...____..-' /// / //

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
stretch cat

            _,'|             _.-''``-...___..--';)
           /_ \'.      __..-' ,      ,--...--'''
          <\    .`--'''       `     /'
           `-';'               ;   ; ;
     __...--''     ___...--_..'  .;.'
 fL (,__....----'''       (,..--''

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
lion cat

                 ,  ,, ,
           , ,; ; ;;  ; ;  ;
        , ; ';  ;  ;; .-''\ ; ;
     , ;  ;`  ; ,; . / /8b \ ; ;
     `; ; .;'         ;,\8 |  ;  ;
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      `' `--._      ;;  ;;  ; ;   ;   ;
       `-..__..--''   ; ;    ;;   ; ;   ;
    fL             ;    ; ; ;   ;     ;

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
3-line cat

      )\._.,--....,'``.
     /,   _.. \   _\  ;`._ ,.
 fL `._.-(,_..'--(,_..'`-.;.'

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
psycho kitty

    )\     _. - ._.)
   /. `- '  (  `--'
   `- , ) -  > ) \
 fL  (.' \) (.' -'

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
tiger kitty

                         __,,,,_
          _ __..-;''`--/'/ /.',-`-.
      (`/' ` |  \ \ \\ / / / / .-'/`,_
     /'`\ \   |  \ | \| // // / -.,/_,'-,
    /<7' ;  \ \  | ; ||/ /| | \/    |`-/,/-.,_,/')
   /  _.-, `,-\,__|  _-| / \ \/|_/  |    '-/.;.\'
   `-`  f/ ;      / __/ \__ `/ |__/ |
        `-'      |  -| =|\_  \  |-' |
              __/   /_..-' `  ),'  //
          fL ((__.-'((___..-'' \__.'

                            ( Sabretooth Exhibit ( The Tiger Information Center
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
cyber kitty

     \;,._                           _,,-
     \`;, `-._ _..--'''```--.._ __.-',;(
      \ `;,  `:.  ,   ;.   .   :'  .;` /
       ; `;;,      .:    :.      ,;;` /
        \ ';/    \:: :  . ::/    \;` ;
         ).' __.._`        '_..__ `./
         /<  \\ /I`,      ,'I\ //   >
         /\   `;-7/_\ -- /_\7-;'   /\
         //.    `"':" ;; ":`"'     /\
          |/ .  .:' __..__ `.     \|
          /\|: ./. `=_  _=' .\   |/\
             /:(/::.  \/  .::\) /
              ////=-v-'`-v-=\\\\  fL
              ///`Nx_\;;/_xN'\\\
             / /   `"w==w"'   \ \
              /                \

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
end kitty

                       (`.-,')
                     .-'     ;
                 _.-'   , `,-
           _ _.-'     .'  /._
         .' `  _.-.  /  ,'._;)
        (       .  )-| (
         )`,_ ,'_,'  \_;)  fL
 ('_  _,'.'  (___,))
  `-:;.-'

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
spiky doodle #2

                              .
                              ))
        )\\                  //
       _``\`,- '''' ''- ,,,/ /
  .---'a> , < ,<' << ,<, ' / \
  `v^w   ' , << ,< ' <  <  / \
   ````--' \  ,,,---''/ <' //
            !! ;;    ( '  / \
       fL   !!
     fL  __|::|
        (__.';|
            (_)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
deoxygenator

            )\
            (&)
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          y\.-v'l
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          | "   |
          |     |
          b     |
          |     |
          |     |
          |     |
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    _..--f`-...-'|--..'/   ))
    \ `-.!._____.!.-' (__,;'
     \               .---'
      `-.._______..-'  fL

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
valentine

          |  \ \ | |/ /
          |  |\ `' ' /
          |  ;'aorta \      / , pulmonary
          | ;    _,   |    / / ,  arteries
 superior | |   (  `-.;_,-' '-' ,
vena cava | `,   `-._       _,-'_
          |,-`.    `.)    ,<_,-'_, pulmonary
         ,'    `.   /   ,'  `;-' _,  veins
        ;        `./   /`,    \-'
        | right   /   |  ;\   |\
        | atrium ;_,._|_,  `, ' \
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how to do it

Art isn't really my strong point. I'm quite helpless with traditional
paper-and-pencil drawing. Ascii art appealed to the puzzle-solver in me, with a
little help from an aesthetic sense that I accidentally picked up from
somewhere. Probably from reading too many books. Or maybe a virus.

To make an ascii picture, I'd start with an interesting idea or a constraint
(``turn this photo into a 6-line ascii picture''), throw down a couple dots and
semicolons, stare at the shapeless blob, poke it a bit, try using `m's instead
of `j's, stare at it some more, distract myself with pinball, mirror-reverse
the picture in the hope that the `j's look better that way, stare at it again,
then throw it all out.

Anyone could do the same. You just need time, patience, persistence, a little
bit of a perfectionist streak, and time. Did I mention patience?

Oh, and a how-to-draw book might be helpful if your parents didn't give you a
brain module that can automatically project a 3-dimensional object onto a
2-dimensional surface. (One book that's pretty good is Drawing on the Right
Side of the Brain by Betty Edwards.)

Everything else is just style and technique.

If you don't want to invent your own style and technique, you can borrow
someone else's for a while. The Ascii Art FAQ has a few ideas free for the
taking.
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felix lee / home / ascii art                                         1999-02-04
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