CreativeLang/pun_detection_semeval2017_task7 huggingface dataset:
Old white blood cells lymph around the body.
Happy Halloween! Tom said gravely.
The weekend reporter sailed through the newscasts while the anchor was aweigh.
A cannibal's favourite game is'swallow the leader'.
Kings sometimes found that uprisings were a peasant surprise.
Avoid the pleasure which will bite tomorrow.
I felt sick after I ate the scallopini. I didn't veal well at all.
I'll take that, said Tom appropriately.
When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears.
When Plato discovered he was out of food, he decided to go shop at the stoa.
She became a lifeguard at the beach and kept the buoys in line.
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass
" I have to fix the car, " said Tom mechanically.
You don't get nothing for nothing.
Church disputes can be settled with canons.
My name is Homer. I am a realter.
" What are these berries? " Tom rasped.
My name is Hugh. I'm a painter.
Conscience is a faults alarm.
All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
There was a dentist who was convicted of incisor trading.
A hermit drove to town and was charged with recluse driving.
You lamb! said Tom sheepishly.
I'm here - with a gift! said Tom presently.
I love the novels of D. H. Lawrence, said the lady chattily.
The mime wanted to say something, but he wasn't aloud.
Some foolish people gain by experience many perils of wisdom.
I am Bullwinkle of Borg. Prepare to be pulled out of my hat.
Of course I have backup tapes! Do you want last years?
There are none so blind as they who do not want to see.
My name is Derek. I'm in the oil rig business.
The gardener brought his hoes.
To become a pilot requires a good altitude.
Treat yourself to one of our Sundays.
Life is short, eat dessert first.
Hospitals that buy in bulk get a valium discount.
" I need a pencil sharpener, " said Tom bluntly.
To crack open the walnuts, several officers foolishly pounded them with hand grenades, scattering the colonels everywhere.
Herb gardeners who work extra get thyme and a half.
These are my parents, said Einstein relatively
While the grass grows the steed starves.
The size a dieter would like to get to is the sighs of relief.
Naughtily, Tom said nothing.
She was only a Carpenter's daughter, but you should have seen her circular sores!
In a billiard hall life can be pretty rough at the wrong end of the queue.
The pirates buried their treasure in the twinkling of an aye.
The family of bears posing for their family portrait experienced a true Kodiak moment.
' Come see my fishpond', she said coyly.
When the goat ate a Scrabble set, the letters came out in alphabetical ordure.
I wonder how much an anagram weighs?
" I don't like this Chardonnay, " Tom whined.
They hid from the gunman in a sauna where they could sweat it out.
Wal - Mart isn't the only saving place!
Can honeybee abuse lead to a sting operation?
A ditch digger was entrenched in his career.
She was only a Blacksmith's daughter, but she knew how to forge ahead.
86 of Borg: You will be assimilated. Would you believe, stood close to?
Did you hear about the new pinata? It's a huge hit.
A bank manager who was also a high jumper spent most of his time in the vault.
A discussion of digging a new mine shaft was too deep for him.
She was suspected of stealing a brooch but they couldn't pin it on her.
Once ice cream was invented the problem was licked.
Precepts teach, examples move.
Diligent youth makes easy age.
" There's room for one more, " Tom admitted.
They threw a party for the inventor of the toaster. And he was toasted.
If you're a gardener you might call yourself a'plant manager'.
You have two choices for dinner: Take it or Leave it.
My advanced geometry class is full of squares.
Jesus changes grave situations. Happy Easter.
I got angry when my cell phone battery died. My counselor suggested I find an outlet.
A cowboy who was also an artist could draw fast.
" Angel dust? Me? Never touch it! " Tom snorted.
The fire chief was always asked burning questions.
OLD MECHANICS never die they just retire
Some diets cause a gut reaction.
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.
OLD BUNGEE JUMPERS sometimes die but they can still bounce back
The gunman took a shot at new opportunities.
My name is Sandy, I just hang around the beach.
I've struck oil! Tom gushed.
Getting rid of your boat for another could cause a whole raft of problems.
I've met zucchini with more potential.
My name is John. I'm a plumber
" Pretend we were in the days before railways, " Tom coached.
Stick em up! < BANG > Okay.... DON'T stick em'up!
Meaning of life: < deleted for lack of space >
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
OLD STATISTICIANS never die, they just get broken down by age, sex and marital status.
Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Two astronauts who were dating put an end to it because they both needed their space.
A wise man changes his mind, but a fool never does.
Luggage salespeople have to make a good case for you to buy.
A kettle on the stove was singing'Home on the Range'.
Musical mechanics always sing in parts.
Hubble wanted to bring the idea into better focus.
The decision to begin construction on the Empire State Building was a groundbreaking historical event.
OLD QUILTERS never die, they just go under cover.
When cannibals ate a missionary they got a taste of religion.
OLD GUITARISTS never die, they just fret their lives away
One evening King Arthur's men discovered Sir Lancelot's moonshine whiskey operation and shattered the still of the knight.
He stole an invention and then told patent lies.
I made a batch of fish eye soup, it should see me through the week.
Elvis Stamps: Where will your mail be spotted next?
It's easy to be wise after the event.
When he kicked the invoice, it didn't mean he wanted to foot the bill.
A big enough hammer can usually fix anything.
Even though the well was a mystery to her, she didn't want to get to the bottom of it.
Old math teachers never die, they just become irrational.
Careless stair dancers are heading for a heavy landing.
OLD LOGICIANS never die, they just vacate the premises.
Why do those that pay the least complain the most?
If all appears to go well, you missed something...
Riker to Holodeck: " Woman, 23, hot. "
Lawyers have to like alcohol because they're always being called to the bar.
I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast and juice.
Baseball players are expected to perform well right off the bat.
Vines are extremely short - tempered. They snap at the slightest wind.
The man brought an umbrella with him into the ice cream store because he heard there was a chance of sprinkles.
OLD ACADEMICIANS never die, they just lose their faculties
Bring me a rubber band and make it snappy!
An electric company is always looking for high energy employees.
When a thief stole several volumes from the library he was quickly booked.
The inept mathematician couldn't count on his friends.
The phone call interrupted my nap, and I never did get the rest.
When potato chips don't sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
Save the whales, spouted Tom.
OLD HIKERS never die they just get the boot.
Come in for a free makeover this Sunday
Superglue! Tom rejoined.
96. 37% of all statistics are useless..
Admitting a mistake: " Like the orthopedist's patient, I stand corrected. "
For every 45 I collected, I would write down the song and the artist so I could keep records.
" There, there, " was Tom's pat answer.
A contest held by fire fighters is called a'match'.
Willful waste makes woeful want.
No one chills out in the fires of hell.
A lot of trees were dying, but they needed to figure out the root of the problem.
OLD PILOTS never die, they just get more turbulent.
A guy became so good with a chainsaw that he was promoted to branch manager.
I'm NOT " white, " I'm " melanin - challenged. "
Don't argue with a bomb inventor - he might blow up at you.
Don’t let adversity get you down unless you are on your knees
She was only a Wrestler's daughter, but you oughtta see her box..
OLD DOOR FRAMERS never die, they just become unhinged.
I was against the construction of tennis courts in the park as I thought they would cause too much racket.
The ignorant always adore what they cannot understand.
I'm dying, Tom croaked.
In a recession, the most secure job is garbage - man. Business is always picking up.
Suicidal dyslexic jumps behind train - film at 11
Wilbur Wright said he'd take a flier on it.
A man brought his retriever to the vet for some tests and had to pay a lab fee.
They replaced the baseball with an orange to add zest to the game.
If you operate a drill press you have a boring job.
Figure skaters don't like to be in a rut.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
OLD PRINTERS never die they're just not the type
Cross river * THEN * insult alligator.
A play, based on billiards, started right on cue.
My father slept under the bed, I think he was a little potty.
Is coffee your daily grind?
Backup not found: (A) bort (R) etry (P) anic
Some people find fire drills quite Alarming.
Old math profs never die, they just can't differentiate.
A bad settlement is better than a good lawsuit.
Little by little and bit by bit.
The inventor of glass decided to see it through.
A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive.
Hell!... I’d forgotten about that!
She was only a Pitcher's daughter, but you should have seen her curves.
A baseball player can sell himself to a new team if he has a good pitch.
Yes, you're right. Unfortunately, I don't really care.
" Use your own toothbrush! " Tom bristled.
To err is human, to forgive is against my policy
My name is Bill. I run a collection agency
OLD BAKERS never die, they just stop making lots of dough.
Tonight's forecast: Dark, scattered light toward dawn.
The couple grew fruit trees and lived to a ripe old age.
The plumber had to quit his job because it was too much of a drain.
Finding area is an integral part of calculus.
If you sing while playing baseball, you won't get a good pitch.
OLD PINEAPPLE GROWERS never die, they just get on the dole.
Some commands given by the army are specific, others are General.
If a horse could predict the weather, it would probably say that the weather is stable.
She was only a Weatherman " s daughter, but she sure had a warm front.
OLD LOCOMOTIVE ENGINEERS, never die, they just get derailed
A doctor who became a bartender was always giving out shots!
OLD STATISTICIANS never die, they just average out.
A little boy fired his light - colored crayons because they wouldn't show up.
With certain cashiers, things are slow to register.
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die they just lose contact.
" Perhaps I will, " said Tom with all his might.
The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material.
- Call me a taxi. - OK, you're a taxi.
Someone who sells old chess pieces is a pawn broker.
If you want her to show emotion, cut up her credit cards.
The model who joined the air force was a bombshell.
OLD PLUMBERS never die, they just pipe down.
The surgeon really did not know how to perform quick surgeries on insects, but he did one on the fly.
OLD STATISTICIANS never die, they just get mean.
We went to the owls convention and it was a real hoot.
OLD GARDENERS never die they are just deflowered.
In the air duct installers union they have lots of opportunity to vent.
He and his partner made knives, and they shared a cut.
A baseball player was a thief. He was always trying to steal.
First deserve, then desire.
The fault line had a splitting headache.
You're so vain / I bet you think this tagline's about you
OLD DIVERS never die, they just flop.
For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.
You know the tree by its fruit.
OLD MINERS never die, they just lose their veins.
Animals are slaughtered for meat at a tender age.
" I make the armour out of chain links, " Tom replied by mail.
He became an astronaut and had a blast.
A perfect woman is one that is inflated to 40 psi.
A janitor with a broom in hand swept her off her feet.
I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just lose their focus.
Ne'er cast a clout till May be out.
The trapeze artist had to buy his own safety equipment. Every Friday he drew his net wages.
Do not think that one enemy is insignificant, or that a thousand friends are too many.
Dentists on death fill their last cavity.
I'd love to, but my bathroom tiles need grouting.
Math class is full of drama. There are so many problems to work out.
Her exam was on the human skeleton, so she decided to bone up.
Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer a friend...
The first duck wouldn't go in the water. The other duck said " What are you, chicken? ".
To golf at your favorite course may require a long drive.
Any key will commence hard drive format. Continue (y / n)?
OLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never die, they just lose their identities.
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing.
She was only a Catcher's daughter, but she had many balls bounce off her chin.
Jesus did the only extreme world makeover, the flood
I took up teaching fencing as I wanted my students to get the point.
Sign on an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
I like marching songs, in any month.
" I couldn't believe there were 527, 986 bees in the swarm! " Tom recounted.
" I'm sick! I ought to be home in bed with a nurse. "
Our Boy Scouts'knot - tying class went off without a hitch.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
A group called the Balloons sings pop music.
" I have to check the score on this exam again, " Tom remarked.
The dogs bark but the caravan passes on.
She was only a Gardener's daughter, but she knows all the rakes.
A locksmith has to have a good Combination of skills.
The teacher asked a question and the students were all up in arms.
She was only a Real estate agent " s daughter, but she gave a lot away.
If you can't make it good, make it expensive.
When you're wearing a watch on an airplane, time flies.
The mathematician worked at home because he only functioned in his domain.
I couldn't stand to be without my legs.
Old bakers never die, they just keep making lots of dough.
In equations with square numbers I can never find the root of the problem.
Airline pilots make many friends in high places.
OLD MOONSHINERS never die, they just keep still.
His business plan to manufacture scissors just didn't cut it.
The carpenter was well - known for nailing his work.
Salespeople selling security equipment like to see people get alarmed.
She was only a Globetrotter's daughter, but she manages to get around.
We’ve got children’s church because we know how to kid around
What it boils down to is this: eggs taste good.
My name is Chuck, I'm a butcher.
The pope, on his 2008 tour in the United States, skipped Mass.
I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having.
There was a massive outcry against the plan to build a power line across a nature preserve. The public couldn't bear the tension.
A tailor sometimes decides to suit himself.
A woman who became queen considered it her crowning achievement.
Even though Catholics in space are weightless, do they have mass?
OLD PILOTS never die, they just buzz off.
Convicts are committed people.
sophisticated, adj. deprived of its native simplicity.
My name is Emmy, I'm a T. V. star
The Procrastinators Anonymous meeting has been delayed until next Wednesday
A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
Behind every great computer lies... a mess of wires!
OLD TREE SURGEONS never die, they are just uprooted.
Pills with long names can be quite a mouthful.
My name is Brooks. I'm an irrrigation consultant
In zen skiing, you learn to become one with the snow.
Missing the wood for the trees.
A lingerie thief gave a police officer the slip.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
The more you stroke the cat's tail, the more he raises his back.
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?
The race dogs got a bad case of the fleas - they had to be scratched.
A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.
My name is Wade and I'm in swimming pool maintenance.
An astronaut who fails on a weightlessness experiment must be aware of the gravity of the situation.
The weatherman who forecasted snow in July was a bit of a flake.
Two brothers collaborated on haunted stories, but one was a ghost writer.
They built a tree house together but then had a falling out.
I'm a sap for tree jokes.
Eschew Obfuscation!
Monday is a hard way to spend 1 / 7 of your life.
OLD COWBOYS never die, they just get the boot.
Cowboys in a rodeo can be sure to get a few bucks.
OLD PRINCIPALS never die they just lose their faculties.
Never lie to an x - ray technician. They can see right through you.
He bought a rope factory to tie into his empire.
He took a nail to the volleyball game because he wanted to spike it.
Pharmacists find their work to be very encapsulating.
OLD KEY PUNCH OPERATORS never die they just punch out.
A basketball player couldn't control his saliva but he could sure dribble.
STICK \'stik \ n. 1: A somewhat nonfunctional boomerang.
If you work in a forestry company you will probably have to log your time.
OLD GOLFERS never die they just putter away.
A job circumcising elephants isn't so bad. The base salary is small but the tips are big.
A man giving a speech by candle - light can wax eloquent.
Working hard to become roadkill on the Infobahn.
I never have understood how you're supposed to hit anything with a bat..... it keeps flying away.
" How long will I have to wait for a table? " asked Tom without reservation.
The designer wondered why his pirate room wasn't perfect, and the judge told him he went a little overboard.
" Consult an investment broker, " was Tom's stock answer.
If there's one person you don't want to interrupt in the middle of a sentence it's a judge.
Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.
My name is Sly. I'm a detective.
Some people really enjoy blowing air out of their lungs - I'm not a fan myself.
An old spice wholesaler is a seasoned veteran.
All women are automatically born with a shopping disorder
If an animal looses its tail it should shop at a retail store.
If you go for a job interview at a rubber stamp company try to make a good impression.
OLD BLASTING TECHNICIANS never die, they just lose their spark.
Love me tender / love me sweet / push me out at 12, 000 ft
Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds.
" Graphic Artist seeks Boss with vision impairment. "
A mechanic who was also a musician was good at tuning things.
A gambling gardener usually hedges his bets.
I watched a movie about a baby hen, it was a real chick flick.
Copper wire was invented by lawyers arguing over a penny.
How does a card player party? They shuffle.
I noticed that the sun was out, and nobody had bothered to relight it.
If a town's people have low IQs is the population dense?
I was talking during sex and my girlfriend hung up.
You are an example of why some animals eat their young.
Doctor, Doctor, you've got to help me. I think I'm a kleptomaniac. - Don't worry. I think there's something you can take for that. Next.
She was only a Fruit vender's daughter, but, oh, what a peach.
Cometh the hour cometh the man.
The Bagginses, they steals our taglines, precioussss....
Old math profs never die - - they just use strange expressions.
and that, my leige, is how we know the Earth to be banana - shaped...
A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors marooned.
Junior loved being a member of the wrestling team even though he was prone to lose.
The waiter was shocked when I asked for my salad to be served naked. I explained, no dressing please.
I suspected our new house guest was a terrorist. He asked to sleep on a blow up mattress.
Trophy shops often will give customers floss with their purchase to eliminate plaque problems.
Scientists have created a flea from scratch.
Seek water in the sea.
OLD BOTANISTS never die, they're just deflowered.
The plot to his story of the pond was quite shallow.
If you sight a whale, it could be a fluke.
A person who would make a banking joke is of no account.
Lose nothing for want of asking.
He bought a plate with four corners so he could have a square meal.
" I didn't look at all! " Tom peeped.
My name is Melody. A Musician
Two companies that made shoelaces had common ties.
The younger brother the better gentleman.
New religion? I haven't used up the old one, yet!
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why was the car embarrassed? Because it had gas!
An egotist is a person who is more interested in himself than in me.
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.
Doctor, Doctor, my hair is coming out. What can you give me to keep it in? - A cigar box. Next.
Once a thief always a thief.
OLD FLORISTS never die, they just make alternative arrangements.
When entering a funeral home, remember to stay alert and always look alive!
Taxidermists really know their stuff.
Two blackberries met. They were both in a jam.
Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches.
Behind every man, there's a woman with nothing to wear.
My boyfriend and I started to date after he backed his car into mine. We met by accident.
Some burglars are always looking for windows of opportunity.
OLD PILOTS never die they just go to a higher plane.
Beer: So much more than a breakfast drink.
I am not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience
Dry cleaners are often pressed for time.
Cousteau was submerged in his work.
I went to the store to buy some soup but they were out of stock.
Sports are refereed by people of many stripes.
My new expensive vacuum cleaner really sucked.
A restaurant owner gave his cooks a stirring speech.
I travel all over America, Tom stated.
OLD PYROMANIACS never die, they just lose their spark
The Easter story is not a dead issue.
Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you.
Don’t let your footprints in the sands of time be the mark of a heel
Five brothers wanted to buy a horse, so they all had to pony up.
He couldn't decide whether to accept a job in mattress sales so he decided to sleep on it.
When the plums dry on your tree, it's time to prune.
If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.
The dentist's favourite shopping centre was'The Gap'.
Before he was hired as a short order cook they grilled him.
(a) Fast, (b) Reliable, (c) Inexpensive - Pick Two.
Business at the candle factory tapered off after the holidays.
Take all things as they come and be content.
The golfer guessed that his ball landed 20 feet off the fairway. Of course, that was just a rough estimate.
Pencil sharpeners have a tough life - they live off tips.
Two referees went head to head because they had a score to settle.
There is danger in delay.
A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny.
Procrastination Day Has Been Postponed!
In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their drive.
When it was lumpy he had a beef with his gravy.
A pop singer bought a new house for a song.
There are as good fish in the sea as ever were caught.
50 percent of something is better than one hundred percent of nothing.
Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.
OLD GEOMETRY TEACHERS never die, they just go off on a tangent.
The photograph that I took of the sandstorm turned out grainy.
The owner of the hair salon had to make cuts on his staff.
One palm tree said to another'let's have a date. '
It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.
Nobel got a big bang out of it.
Those working in tissue research and testing are always blowing it.
For the office drunk: He generally found him loaded with work to do.
Doctor, Doctor, what would you take for this cold? - Make me an offer. Next.
An undertaker can be one of your best friends, he is always the last one to let you down.
Labor Day is a good time to stop and reflect on the august events the the preceding month.
Two pencils decided to have a race. The outcome was a draw.