CreativeLang/pun_detection_semeval2017_task7 huggingface dataset:
A lot of big delivery companies are always trying to courier favour.
" It's only average, " said Tom meanly.
Don't even TRY to THINK without proper tools.
" Someone bumped into me while I was brushing my teeth, " said Tom with a gleam in his eye.
Having too many axe - like tools to do a particular job only adze to the confusion.
Lions don't have to worry about every little detail in life... just the mane thing.
The fisherman kept bragging about the big fish he caught, but he would not be very pacific about where he caught it.
If you buy quality, you only cry once.
OLD TAILORS never die, they just get ironic.
Nature reserves are an eagle opportunity employer.
My name is Les. I'm a dietician
Goddard couldn't be reached. He was out to launch.
I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
A guy who accidentally drove his small import into a giant shrink - wrap machine had his Fiat sealed.
An hourglass is a waist of time.
Most hunters are nice because they're such deer people.
She was only a Butcher's daughter, but there wasn't much more she could loin.
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Sign on a broken perfume bottle, " Out of odor ".
A pediatrician is a doctor of little patients.
The cheque is in the post, Tom assented.
A dentist has to tell a patient the whole tooth.
I was completely exonerated, said Tom clearly.
The flock of doves decided to stage a coo
Dr. Jekyll's more successful second formula turned him into a world - class sprinter rather than a violent psychopath, proving that you can run but you can't always Hyde.
What you can buy for a dollar these days is absolute noncents.
" I work at a bank, " said Tom tellingly.
The door swings both ways.
You should massage a cow's back before putting it out to posture.
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.
My name is Harold. I'm a messenger.
When those around King Arthur's table had insomnia, there were a lot of sleepless knights.
Unfortunately, Wife 1. 0 is not upgradable
My friend gave me a book about puns for my birthday and I loved it. It was two meaningful.
The math teacher was hungry, but all she had to eat was a piece of pi.
Some cooks have a shellfish attitude.
As Sir Galahad lifted the sacred chalice, the bottom fell out. He had indeed found the holey Grail.
My name is Belle. I play the carillon.
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
The mushroom is a vegetable of high morel standing.
The promises of some tailors are pure fabrication.
In a bakery buns usually play a small role.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
Ancient vessels lacked stability because there were no rudders in the days of yaw.
My name is Bea. I'm in the honey business..
The researcher's report showed data on the political graphed.
Life is fragile, handle with prayer
Running around your yard for thousands of miles would be quite a feet.
Hard words break no bones.
Money doesn't grow on sprees.
When Mongolians walk they like to take big steppes.
3. 142 Tom enumerated piously.
I wish I'd said that, Oscar, said Tom wildly.
A group of singers wore coral necklaces.
" That's price - fixing! " said Tom caustically.
I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
The electricity was off and they couldn't found out watt was the problem.
Make like mustard and catch up!
Cane sugar can't be beet.
Got my Uzi, got some Scotch... let's go to Disneyland!
Some moss took a lichen to a tree.
I love hockey, said Tom, puckishly.
" This Bud's for you, " said Tom lightly.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
He who makes false teeth is an indentured labourer.
There is nothing more precious than time and nothing more prodigally wasted.
" This salad dressing has too much vinegar, " said Tom acidly.
When artists dream in color it's a pigment of their imagination.
Tread on a worm and it will turn.
" I've never had a car accident, " said Tom recklessly.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
After delivering a presentation last fall, I sent a message to friends who were unable to attend. The report concluded: " A good time was heard by all. "
Some music stores are in a CD part of town.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Getting your driver's license is a right of passage.
The farmer's market featured an enormous expanse of bins containing Indian corn, and I wandered aimlessly through this maize for nearly an hour.
The soap - eating cult was swallowing lyes in search of the truth.
Pray up in advance.
" I have to sing a run of eighth notes, " said Tom quaveringly.
Why was the orange sad? He had peelings for the apple.
The discovery of how to make steel was ironic.
They were the quietest burglars in the history of New York City. The newspapers called them'Criminal Mimes. '
OLD HAIRDRESSERS never dye... or cut.
Upon being shown a uniquely sculptured piece of so - called granite, a geologist remarked to his colleague " You know that's really gneiss. "
When choosing between two evils, select the newer one.
I came, I saw, I confused.
I have seen the data... now bring me some I can agree with
Bad is the best choice.
This message written with recycled electrons.
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
Give and take is fair play.
If it jams, force it.... If it breaks, it needed replacing
He that sows the wind shall reap the whirlwind.
A fight over love and money would be duel purpose.
" I wonder where the next character is going to appear, " said Tom with a cursory glance.
Shh! Be vewy qwiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwows!
He doesn't talk much does he? He's just a little horse.
I always had wanted to know how ships really worked, and now I finally was going to sea.
He who takes credit for rain will be blamed for drought.
When some people open their mouth they put their feat in.
" This is the most common language used on micros, " said Tom basically.
When a cow laughs, does milk come up its nose?
Someone who attempts long distance fraud is known as a phony.
I have eight children, said Tom, apparently.
The killer followed the psychopath into the forest where he was surrounded by the copse.
Faith doesn ’ t fall apart at the seems
That gas pump must be sick. It doesn't fill well.
People who hate the marines are rotten to the corps.
They owed me a lot of money for the new house - I billed them.
Even covered in salad dressing my lettuce looked bare, so I put some cloves on it.
You never know what you can do until you try.
Dairy Queen isn't the only place with awesome Sundays:)
I love beagles, Tom dogmatized.
Baseball players have to stay in line or they will be afoul of the rules.
OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go batty.
The stink bomb tossed at the standup comics'convention quickly emptied the place out; when the smoke cleared, not a wit of them remained.
Cleopatra was the Pharaohs one of all.
I need to clear my throat, said Tom phlegmatically.
OLD HORSE STABLES do die but they can always be barn again
Be a friend to thyself, and others will befriend thee.
The man loved a good play on words but his wife couldn't stand the punishment.
" I visit my parents every Sunday, " said Tom weakly.
Environmentalist: expert in computer operating systems.
Marine biologists never make mistakes on porpoise.
I met some cult members who worshiped soup serving utensils. I said,'Oh ye of ladle faith. '
I heard Einstein got along well with his parents... relatively speaking.
The salt said'hi'to the pepper. It was seasonings greetings.
You decide what kind of light bulbs to buy by a process of illumination.
How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?
If an actress has a screaming role, can we say she eeks out a living?
The cartoon animator felt imprisoned by his job. He could not free himself from his cel.
When I asked him whether we ought to climb the steep hill, he started up the incline and, in ascent, said, " Yes. "
I want to buy that big diamond, Tom said hopefully.
He only knew how to drive a fork lift in reverse. He was the backup man.
A problem can be found for almost every solution.
The bicycle salesman had broken his ankle and was, alas, unable to pedal his wares.
Yes, I have read Gulliver's Travels, said Tom swiftly.
As anyone who has ever lived in the area can tell you, life is different in Montana. Since golf courses are often placed in areas ideal for hunting, most golfers carry a hunting rifle in their golf bag and when the opportunity presents itself combine their two favorite pastimes. Recently one such sportsman got lost and had to stop for directions asking, " Which way to the lynx. "
He gave up playing chess, and went on to a checkered career.
I had such a bad cold, I thought I was coffin to death.
What's the name of that street in Paris? asked Tom ruefully.
Noah wasn't the first off the ark. He came forth.
Desk: A very large wastebasket with drawers.
Can you read music? the bandleader asked notably.
Girlfriend pregnant: (I) gnore (R) etry (A) bort?
Tying up a circle may take a lot of chords.
A chicken farmer's favorite car is a coupe.
OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die, they just sit around on their fat aces.
Aliens are lovable because they're so spatial.
' Sweeney Todd'is a good source of sheer terror.
" There's no need for silence, " Tom allowed.
" You must be my host, " Tom guessed.
It was such a big piece of gold, he didn't know what to assay.
" " said Tom blankly.
When bottled water is cheap it's called a liquidation sale.
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! " No, sir, that is an essential bee vitamin. "
I'll clean the chimney, said Tom, fluently
Most samurai refused to shave. They were bushi.
For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil.
My dog swallowed my engagement ring. I ended up with a diamond in the ruff.
Nearing the end of his sentence, the convicted Wall Street wizard, feeling both oddly safe in his spartan confinement but not quite penitent for his overzealous trading misdeeds, feared and anticipated his release, nightly dreaming of his long cherished hard sell.
Second thoughts are the best.
When I first tried the new cough syrup, I really had no idea what to expectorate.
Sign over the librarian's desk: No talking aloud.
My name is Rex. I own a junk yard.
An architect knows how to make a long storey short.
My grandmother learned grammar by wrote.
A cat that swallowed a ball of wool had mittens.
The concession stand at the circus had very good coffee. It was the greatest joe on earth.
Sign:'Please turn out the lights. Thanks a watt. '
The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
The undersized and timorous knight, armed only with an aluminum sword, lacked the adequate metal to face the ferocious dragon.
My wife is a fine cook, plus a great algebra teacher, she is quite famous for her pi.
Today a truck hit my car. I wasn't hurt but I got the freight of my life.
Absent the fungus, the story had no morel
We aren't surrounded. We're in a target - rich environment.
" I've struck oil! " said Tom crudely.
I get my large circumference from too much pi.
This is some pretty good tapioca. That's one way of pudding it.
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
Kentucky Fried Chicken, looking to expand into the area of low - fat dining alternatives, has begun selling popcorn. Their new motto is, " Look for the kernel. "
One day my friend asked me, how do you take such good care of your saxophone. I responded with tenor, love and care.
A reformed arsonist was in confession. He began, " Bless me Father for I have singed. "
" I never met a chocolate I didn't like. " - - Deanna Troi
" I won't finish in fifth place, " Tom held forth.
Old genealogists never die, they just lose their census.
I'd love to, but my uncle escaped again.
At the Oktoberfest the sauerbrauten was very good, even though I had been expecting the wurst.
A bacteria walked into a bar and the bartender said,'We don't serve bacteria in this place.'The bacteria said,'But I work here, I'm staph. '
Try our Sundays, they ’ re better than Baskin Robbins
Santa goes down the chimney because it soots him.
She was only a Computer Programmer's daughter, but she sure liked to byte.
My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me.
The dieters vowed to let nothing go to waist.
Communism is a complicated thing. You must think about from all sorts of Engels.
OLD CHICKEN FARMERS never die, they just end up with a dozen aches.
Honk if you love obscene gestures.
She was only a Glazier's daughter, but she was never a pain to me.
I dropped out of my communism class because of lousy Marx.
She said she wasn't pregnant but contractions speak louder then words.
During my trip to Italy, I didn't do much. I just vegged out. When in Rome, do as the Romaines.
' I got lost in the streets of Paris,'he said ruefully.
What do you call Peruvian Rorschach tests? Inca Blots.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive.
Truth seeks no corners.
Seen the new Clinton watch? Only $ 5. 95. $ 54. 95 with tax.
The steward refused to swallow the harsh whine of the petulant cabernet peddler.
We've taken over the government, Tom cooed
" It's become much bigger, " said Tom with a groan.
My name is Otto. I'm a car mechanic.
A logger went to his doctor because of a problem with the lumbar.
" Are you all governors? " Tom asked, bored.
Have a cold? Let me introduce you to Doc Jack Kevorkian.
A chaplain on the sea leads the soldiers in their warship.
When asked by her co - workers whether they should bring a gift to her birthday party, Mary replied, " You should know that all I'm interested in is your presence. "
I keep reading'The Lord of the Rings'over and over. I guess it's just force of hobbit.
" Give me a haircut, " Tom said barbarously.
Give me some pre - packed cheese slices, said Tom craftily.
My name is Tellie. A gossip columnist
Confidence begets confidence.
Betty Crocker was a flour child.
She was only a Coal dealer's daughter, but, oh, where she had bin.
He had need rise early who would please everybody.
Tired well worn expressions need to be phrased out of the language.
OLD SAUSAGE MAKERS never die, they just take a turn for the wurst.
He rose through the ranks of the International Corn Growers association, eventually becoming a kernel.
A scientist who wanted a tattoo got a skin graph.
Balls! Tom said roundly.
My friends call me Mesa because of my big butte.
c - h - r - c - h, were missing u
My name is Neal. I lead prayer groups.
Maybe I should cut the power before I - - ZZZAAPPOWWWWWW
Mind like a steel trap - rusted shut!
Nothing can compare to picnicking on a French hillside and savoring the bries.
OLD DAIRY FARMERS never die, they just go to the udder place.
I'd love to, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
Common fame is often to blame.
She must be wearing mink, Tom inferred.
" I've got sand in my dinner, " said Tom grittily.
Westinghouse stopped everything... he needed the brake.
A six foot poet stanza very tall.
OLD HELSINKI TOURISTS never die, they just vanish into Finn air.
The only stupid question is the one that is not asked.
When you use glue in class it paste to be careful.
When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged. He was the court gesture.
I didn't want to buy leather shoes, but eventually I was suede.
A kangaroo that can't jump is completely hopless.
Reported sightings of the abominable snowman are yeti to be confirmed.
Insulting an East Indian chef will bring you bad Korma.
" I'd like to eat seventeen cakes, " Tom agreed.
The mathematics professor, lamenting his students'lackadaisical approach to trigonometry, sighed, " It's a sine of the times. "
There was a guy who played the organ in his garden to get organically grown food.
At a pet store:'buy one dog, get one flea'.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
Men leap over where the hedge is lower.
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
My name is Gil. I'm a fisherman.
A fisherman hated fish and chips but he didn't tell a sole.
Where vice goes before, vengeance follows after.
A letter carrier career is a mail dominated profession.
Acid absorbs 10 times its weight in excess reality.
Her eyes were wide with longing as she peered into the Dunkin'Donuts box and ate the last doughnut whole.
If the theists all shut up, the gods would be speechless.
Don't have too many irons in the fire.
He drove his car until the day of wreckoning.
I flunked my exam, said Tom, testily.
" Another plate of seafood for me! " Tom clamored.
Good blood always shows itself.
" Who discovered radium? " asked Tom curiously.
I'm a mathematician, Tom added summarily.
Much is expected where much is given.
True Multitasking = 3 PCs and a chair with wheels!
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
My name is Nat. I'm an entomologist.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
King Arthur really knew how to deal with the sworded truth.
When I was starving to death, my children gave me a raisin to keep on living.
The lamb was cold because he lost his muttons.
If you have no enemies it is a sign that fortune has forgotten you.
I'm not a crook, Nixon said resignedly.
I can't budge this huge box! " I exclaimed. " Of course not, " the office supply warehouse clerk replied, " it's stationery. ".
My investments are worth more every day, said Tom appreciatively.
When the bad poet stood in front of the judge, the judge thought the punishment should fit the rhyme.
I am the Marlboro Man of Borg. I (cough) will assim - (choke, wheeze)..
She dumped him because of all their lousy dates. After all, whining and dining does get tiresome after a while.
Il se muove, said Galileo, movingly
Laws catch flies, but lets hornets go free.
" Nobody has scored yet in the tennis game, " said Tom lovingly.
When walking through a pig barn be careful how you maneuver.
In middle east outdoor markets you can find bazaar items for sale.
" Stop, horse! Stop! " cried Tom woefully.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
Truth gives a short answer, lies go round about.
Do you play the guitar?, Tom asked callously.
Light at end of tunnel temporarily out of order.
I was studying in an apiary class. This resulted in me receiving a bee on my exam.
She was only a Quarryman's daughter, but she took everything for granite.
A doctor who fell on his funny bone had a nurse tell him it was a humerus incident.
He that will thrive must first ask his wife.
There are a lot of bakeries on the yeast coast.
OLD PACIFISTS never die they just go to peaces.
The candle - making machine broke down when someone threw a spanner in the wax.
Computers at breakfast food companies use serial i / o.
How does a Welsh man eat cheese? Caerphilly.
Thieves have muscles of steal.
If they say you look good in glasses that would be an optical allusion.
If I am afraid of losing my fat tissue. My psychiatrist told me I have an adipose complex.
He wasn't supposed to eat the pie but he kept pecan at it.
I agreed to watch my neighbor's dog, but only if it didn't scratch me. It's in the clause.
God never closes one door without opening another.
The first order of priority in hiring math majors is get them to sine on the dotted line
If you sup with the devil, use a long spoon.
Good laws have sprung from bad customs.
' Volts'- the dance you perform after an electric shock.
If intervening was an olympic sport, he'd win the gold meddle.
When the Pequod with its crew went down, Ishmael remembered, a great wail came up from the sea.
Those who carry too many buckets start feeling pail.
Modern fashion designs are often presented with tongue in chic.
Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.
The first time wine taster had a blanc stare on his face.
I was given a shampoo and trim by a Pakistani in Liverpool, said Tom in Urdu.
A tongue of a fool carves a piece of his heart to all sit near him.
I'm always exhausted by Friday, said Tom weakly.
Coins are mint to be.
OS / 2 VirusScan - " Windows found: Remove it? [ Y / y ] "
Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.
The bullfighter's display of timidity left macho to be desired.
OLD LAWN CARE WORKERS never die, they just recede.
If you're dying to purchase cropland in Thailand, then you've baht the farm.
Have another soft drink, Tom coaxed.
I don't like hanging out at the pancake house, that place gives me the crepes!
Example is better than correction.
You can't trust a tiger. You never know when he might be lion.
My name is Bette, I'm a gambler
What everybody says must be true.
85% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I heard about this new governing document that says people can only go to the bathroom one per day. It's called the Constipation.
Fight Truth Decay … Study The Bible Daily
OLD DIVERS never die, they just get board.
Advisers run no risks.
My shins are well protected, Tom grieved.
" Another work week begins, " said Tom mundanely.
Bees make money by celling their honey.
A bunch of robins followed the priest wherever he went. Birds of a father flock together.
Away goes the devil if he finds the door shut against him.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte it.
" It's made the grass wet, " said Tom after due consideration.
The math teacher was a good dancer - he had algorithm.
" That's nothing! " said Tom naughtily.
OLD ELVIS IMPERSONATORS never die, they just get out of sequins.
Don't cross a bridge before you come to it.
Live long and prosper... But don't let the IRS know.
Did you hear about the film editor at Hollywood who had a part - time job at a pizza parlor? He used to ask customers whether they wanted one splice or two.
The male pig puts everyone to sleep. You could say he's quite the boar.
Having a rude waiter at an Ethiopian restaurant just adds insult to injera.
When the pig is proffered, hold up the poke.
The suspect'Sheppard'was finally taken into custody after authorities caught him on the lam.
If a Monk throws a hissy fit, is it a temple tantrum?
They tried to save him with an I. V. but it was all in vein.
The editor inserted a caret in the recipe.
Joy shared, joy doubled: sorrow shared, sorrow halved.
" Cosign here, " read the first instruction on the trigonometry placement exam.
Throughout the centuries, the Buddhist herdsmen of Peru have followed their lamas religiously.
After coming to work and play musicians come home suite home.
He is my friend that succoreth me, not he that pitieth me.
There's a Sin dividing line between heaven and hell.
When old story tellers die they are mythed.
When people first heard of the ABS, it was braking news.
Procrastinators suffers from a hardening of the oughteries.
OLD SLAVS never die, they just czech out.
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
She was only a Poet's daughter, but I've seen verse.
Catch not at the shadow and lose the substance.
" You won the bronze, " said Tom meddlingly.
Our friends are our mirrors and show us ourselves.
My name is Mary. I'm a justice of the peace.
Nature is beyond all teaching.
The humorist's favorite sandwich was smoked tongue on wry.
Why did the pig quit running the marathon? He had a problem with his hamstring.
" A dog bit me, " said Tom rabidly.
Carmen is my favorite opera, said Tom busily.
The Arab's opulence was obvious from his chic clothing. "
OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die they just lose their grippe.
Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!!
Waiting for her photos to be developed a young girl sang'Some day my prints will come. '
I really regretted the inconsiderate comment I made. It was rued.
The eight chicken farmers jumped in their rowing shell and put their cox up in front.
The sun was bright on a dry, cloudless morning, but later it waned.
A son is a son'till he gets him a wife; a daughter's a daughter all her life.
Avoid evil and it will avoid thee.
A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
A baker always put too much flour in his bread because he was a gluten for punishment.
Remembering the Mongol leader's reputation for chicanery, Marco Polo approached the palace of the khan warily.
Anxious about the future? Psalms read every Sunday.
After Jimmy swallowed a live earthworm, he sat waiting with baited breath to see if he'd get sick.
I used to enjoy kabuki theatre, but now I prefer noh drama.
Romance isn't a science - it's a heart.
The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.