CreativeLang/pun_detection_semeval2017_task7 huggingface dataset:
Did the reproducing amoeba get a splitting headache?
Since I've taken the job in The Everglades I've been swamped!
When talking nonsense try not to be serious.
To teach someone how to build a compass you have to be good at giving directions.
The farmer decided to get a cow, and milk the idea for all it was worth.
OLD GANGSTERS never die, they just go to the underworld..
He who hogs the sheets is usually very wrapped up in himself.
The newspaper doesn't put in Politics what is Classified.
If there is a hypocrite between you and the church, he is closer to god than you.
Can I tell you a story about my bed? I made it up.
I was going to order a satellite dish but then I found out that I had to go through channels.
Galois wanted to assemble his own group.
My fear of planes has taken off.
The dentist's alibi was full of holes, so the police performed a cavity search.
I'm going to be discussing global warming next week, it's quite a heated topic.
He that would eat the kernel must crack the nut.
An artist with the military kept drawing enemy fire.
OLD VIOLINISTS never die, they just become unstrung.
He was hit on the head during a hail storm and was knocked out cold.
The car stopped with a jerk, then the jerk got out.
Good swimmers are often drowned.
OLD CARDIOLOGISTS never die, they are just repulsed..
The safe was invented by a cop and a robber. It was quite a combination.
A woman cries before the wedding, a man after.
This building is so high, the elevator shows movies.
OLD TROMBONISTS never die, they just slide away...
The dance club opened to rave reviews.
She was only a Elevator operator's daughter, and she loved to go down.
The good is the enemy of the best.
We spent all day debating about housefires. It was quite a heated argument.
OLD STATUES never die they just get busted.
Students who accent their textbooks with color markers add a real highlight to their day.
Of COURSE I'm on topic. (Which echo is this?)
Pasteur was boiling about not being invited.
Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!
OLD JUDGES never die, they just slur their sentences
Have you heard the joke about the bomb? It had no impact.
He got a job in a factory making needles, but soon got stuck.
Never put off till tomorrow what can be done today.
OLD SALESMEN never die, they just go out of commission.
OLD BANKERS never die they just lose interest.
My name is Josh. I'm a talk show host
The one thing that is constant is Change especially if you are a cashier.
That really nice fellow works in a clothing factory sewing zippers on jeans. That is good. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
To plan a graveyard you need a skeleton idea before a detailed plan.
While the music was playing the geology teacher was rocking around.
Banning Viagra was a big flop.
You must not run after two hares at the same time.
The warden gave the inmates acne medicine hoping it would keep them from breaking out.
Plenty of people give the lord credit. Few give him cash.
I really do have a photographic memory - - I just haven't developed it yet.
My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship
Still water runs deep.
Doctor, Doctor, should I file my nails? - No. Throw them away like everybody else. Next.
He's a good letter carrier. He always keeps you posted.
Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down.
OLD LAWYERS never die they just lose their judgment.
After selling a shipment of salt the salesman said'let's shake on that. '
Someone who robs shoe stores is an arch criminal.
The doctor couldn't transfer the organs because he didn't have the guts to do it.
The valuable dog was still missing, believed stolen, however the police announced they have a lead.
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just check out.
Wal - Mart Is Not the Only Saving Place. Come On In.
An hobbituary to Tolkien appeared in each of the major newspapers, all had a familiar ring to them.
The passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but then he made the connection.
Hmmm, fence must still be down over at the funny farm....
When the branding iron was invented cattle were very impressed.
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just stop reacting.
Yo mama's so easy, that Madonna get tips from her!
Why do people preserve fruits and vegetables? Because they'can'.
He bought lots of pens before starting his new job. He wanted to make his mark.
In the room the curtains were drawn, but the rest of the furniture was real.
Males who wonder why they should have a prostate exam usually get it in the end.
They argued about their vacation and finally stayed at the last resort.
Eating too many snacks when studying for a test is called cramming.
OLD COURIERS never die, they just keep on expressing it!
She was only a Telephone operator's daughter, but she sure had good connections.
My name is Rusty. I undercoat cars.
We're lost but we're making good time.
" It's a German song, " Tom lied.
A teacher used his index finger to ask a lot of pointed questions.
Since Bruce got too close to the big blade at the saw mill he is no longer feeling chipper.
Opening a new funeral parlor can be quite an undertaking.
The oil well driller had a boring job.
The man who worked at the watch factory was very funny. He stood about all day making faces.
Grills are a hot item.
There was once a cross - eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
A woodcutter's world revolves on his axes.
He has been a jogger for three years running.
Occasionally, I hear an assertion followed by a hasty qualification, such as, " Jim graduated in 1995 - - if memory serves. " I'll respond:'... or only stands and waits. "
In certain sexual harassment cases things can get kind of touchy.
If fortune favours, beware of being exalted; if fortune thunders, beware of being overwhelmed.
" Tea, Early Grey, hot " - Picard.. " Ale, Romulan, lots. " - Kirk
OLD BASKETBALL PLAYERS never die they just go on dribbling.
I've got to fix the automobile, said Tom mechanically.
Is there a best month of spring? There May be.
A guy swallowed a spoon and found he couldn't stir.
Ducks don't have their palms read - they look for it on the web.
The boy swallowed a pillow, the hospital described his condition as comfortable.
I nailed my wood - shop test.
Captain we're at 1700 CPS. The UARTs canna take much more
Windows loading. Come back tomorrow.
OLD JUDGES never die, they just cease to try
What did the skeleton have for supper? Ribs.
She was only a Swimmer's daughter, but she knew every dive in town..
My name is Woody. A Forester
When they bought a water bed, the couple started to drift apart.
My name is Guy. I install antennas.
The hardest thing for a person to keep is his opinion
Can bankers count? Eight windows and only four tellers?
A young nurse was nervous about giving vaccinations but gave it her best shot.
If you tell a falsehood just after waking up you are lying in bed.
After that poisonous snake struck at me in the Arizona Desert I was really rattled.
He shined a police officer's shoes and had a brush with the law.
' Change the channel'she said remotely.
Then there was the occasion I spotted a health - oriented cafe displaying a sign reading " California Shakes. " Obviously, I thought.
Of two evils choose the least.
The cost of the space program is astronomical.
911: Press 1 if robbery. Press 2 if house on fire. Press 3...
People who like yogurt are well cultured.
She played baseball and so did he. They hit it off.
A doorbell salesman joined the choir, and chimed right in.
He got measles in jail when he broke out one night.
A fisherman who was also a pianist was an expert with scales.
The melody kept on playing until it became a strain.
The two bowlers bore a striking resemblance.
Fire, quoth the fox, when he pissed on the ice.
Anarchists of the world, UNITE!!
It was a sad day for the rattlesnake family, the time had come for the children to strike out on their own.
When I had my PlayStation stolen, my family were there to console me.
Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what? Where are you going?
Young women who are mathematics professors closely watch their figures.
He had trouble in his new job making tents and got himself into a flap.
Overdrawn? No way! I still have checks left!
Poor blood circulation runs through the family.
If a lawyer speaks for too long there will be an extended sentence.
Basic Flying Rule # 1: Keep the pointy end forward.
He was a restaurant critic but had no taste.
Wally wasn't sure in which branch of the Army he wanted to serve, but he gravitated toward the paratroops.
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
I met a math professor who has 12 children - she really knows how to multiply.
Many words will not fill a bushel.
My new girlfriend and I are moving together into a tree house, I hope we won't fall out.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest
OLD PROCTOLOGISTS never die, they just face the end.
My dentist seems distracted, I think he was brushing me off.
We did it twice last night, she relayed.
She was only a Governor's daughter, but what a state she was in.
I never get lost, just momentarily disoriented.
On TV it's a maze of channels, luckily he had a guide.
Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. - Don't let people push you around. Next.
Never invest in funerals, it's a dying industry.
Hangmen always keep their customers in the loop.
Roentgen was radiating.
OLD BOXERS never die, they just punch out
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! " At our restaurant, we guarantee You won't find a single fly. " " Whaddya mean? " " Because they're all married. "
You are now entering a School Free Drug Zone.
Sky divers don't jump, they just fall away.
OLD PLANETS never die, they just lose their attraction.
I wanted to make suits but I could never measure up.
My name is Will, I'm a lawyer.
" Here's your allowance for the next two weeks, " Tom advanced.
OLD CARD PLAYERS never die, they just shuffle off.
The earliest mention of cars is in the Bible when Adam and Eve were driven out of the Garden of Eden.
When a guillotine executioner is layed off he gets severance.
I like elevators they let me say jokes on every level.
OLD ALCOHOLICS never die, they just lose their spirit.
OLD TANNERS never die they just go into hiding.
Jenny was sure she was going to Heaven but she wouldn't harp on it.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day...
In Ireland you're more likely to get a Pat answer.
You can't have an omelette unless you break the egg.
Tires are fixed for a flat rate.
The heart sees farther than the head.
He was the most dishonest and cleverest card shark in the city, the police said he will be dealt with.
Old electricians never die, they just get discharged.
The trampoline was on sale for fifty per cent off. Needless to say I jumped on the offer.
I wanted to be a sonar technician, but it was out of my depth.
Peter went overboard for the lord, why can’t we.
Stop talking! I'm out of aspirin!
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
The railway constructions are on track.
The truth shall set you free, or The truth will set you free.
Stamp out excessive postage prices.
My name is Art, I'm a museum curator.
He put so many blanks in his document that he started to feel spaced out.
I'm sorry Mrs. Bobbitt, you can't send that in the mail.
The mother kangaroo tried to instill good financial habits in her baby. She told him to pocket all his allowance.
Highways today are much better than they were many years ago and there are lots of concrete examples of it.
Don't get lost in the mist or else you won't have the foggiest idea where you are.
A former doctor, while auditioning for a play, broke his leg. But luckily, he could still make the cast.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Success is a journey not a destination.
Some jokes get dated, other jokes get married.
I've never tipped a cow. Then again, one has never served me food.
Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.
I'd love to change the world... if I can get the source code.
She was only an Attorney's daughter, but what a will to break.
Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Kindness, like grain, increases by sowing.
He didn't want to volunteer for the rodeo but he got roped into it.
When he switched from horses to sailing, his life took on a new tack.
Do I straddle the fence on issues? Well, yes and no....
I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot.
The queen told the prince that he was a royal pain.
Hell! I thought I’d gotten away with it!
" I want a motorized bicycle, " Tom moped.
A friend cannot be known in prosperity nor an enemy be hidden in adversity.
A man given a watch at his retirement said'it's about time'.
Photographers are often very candid people.
Hell! I thought it didn't matter what you believed as long as you were sincere!
A thousand dogs were stolen from a pet shop on Saturday. Police say they have no leads.
Shame take him that shame thinketh.
Aliens can easily understand each other because their language is universal.
At first he was was a sprinter, but then he decided to run for office.
It is always darkest just before you turn on the lights.
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! - Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops. Next.
I wondered why my geometry class was always tired. They were all out of shape.
We offer counsel so you are not audited on your final return.
A golden bit does not make the horse any better.
OLD BOOTLEGGERS never die, they just keep still.
We carry our greatest enemies within us.
To draw cartoons for a living requires someone who is very animated.
Bill Gates took advantage of his Windows of opportunity
I'm drawn to art.
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just lose some functions.
When you can't decide with your friends whose place to have a party at it's known as party politics.
Missionaries like open hooded cars because they are convertible.
The first time he put the horses on the carriage it went without a hitch.
Undertakers'Motto - Trust us. We are the very last ones to put you down.
We are overdressed when we are wrapped up in ourselves.
The inventor of sandpaper had a rough time of it.
Satan can’t bring you down any farther than your knees.
The inventor of the stove top was in his element.
Astronauts work in a nice atmosphere.
Well drilling is a deep subject.
My name is Candy. I'm a confectioner.
This is a picture of my new house, said Tom, visibly moved.
I'm buying a birthday present for a sculptor. Can you chip in?
My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.
OLD TYPISTS never die, they just lose their touch.
Installing a fan can be a breeze.
Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended.
Nature, time, and patience are three great physicians.
There is only one way to open the door and that is the key.
My other computer runs the Enterprise.
Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt.
OLD GRAVEDIGGERS never die, they just get buried in their work
When the shocked IRS agent was found guilty of tax evasion he had to take time to collect himself.
The rodent catcher was always trying to weasel his way out of work.
A hedge between keeps friends green.
When William joined the army he disliked the phrase'fire at will'.
When some coins fell into the batter it turned out to be a rich cake.
When the shoe store owner discovered that someone had broken into his store, the police pumped him for information.
That's the seventh dip, Namaan said cleanly.
Don't take life seriously... it isn't permanent.
Two mathematicians arguing about even numbers were at odds.
The weather bureau is an umbrella organization.
OLD TELEPHONE OPERATORS never die, they just become disconnected.
A streaker was found dead this morning. Police say the details are quite revealing.
I strongly dislike the subject of math, however I am partial to fractions.
The builders of raceways believe that one good turn deserves another.
A computer program attached to an electric chair would have to have its execution checked carefully.
OLD GAMBLERS never die, they just get discarded.
My mate swallowed a cordless vacuum cleaner, they took him to hospital and he is picking up nicely.
My mom ran out of poultry seasoning so she winged it.
OLD CREDIT CARD USERS never die, they just expire.
The members of the oldest profession are not really lost women; they are just mislaid.
A bowling team was called'lightning'because they had so many strikes.
A wife lasts as long as a marriage, an ex - wife for ever.
My name is Gene, I'm a DNA researcher.
Don't fall before you're pushed.
He had to learn what the measles was, from scratch.
My name is Lute. I'm a musician.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
One leftover said to another'foiled again. '
Underpaid weather forecasters predicted a storm of protest.
The painter was hospitalized due to too many strokes.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs. '
The journalist went to Greece to see the ancient ruins and is now writing several columns about them.
The mortician was late for dinner because he was buried in his work.
OLD RABBIS never die, they just get grey around the temples.
When the janitor wanted to take up public speaking he always had the floor.
OLD GUITARISTS never die, they just become unstrung.
I before E except after C, huh? Weird.....
The date of the marathon was changed. She took it in stride.
Advice most needed is least heeded.
A cutlery manufacturing company was built at a fork in the road.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
(A) bort, (R) etry, (F) ail, (G) rab _ Hammer
The longest mile is the last mile home.
People in the desert have dry humor.
A sign at a cemetery reads,'No Trespassing, Violators Will Face Grave Charges'.
Where ignorance is bliss,'tis folly to be wise.
For a long time, black holes were a dark secret.
She was only a Conductor's daughter, but she told you where to get off.
I'm not worthless. I can always serve as a bad example.
Cooks have a lot of spice in their lives.
The defendant in a coffee theft trial refused to testify on the grounds that could incriminate him.
Dorothy's dog, of the Wizard of Oz fame, always eats his food entirely - he never leaves any scraps because it's in toto.
OLD LANDSCAPERS never die, they just get weeded out.
In medical school he worried about passing as a surgeon, but he made the cut.
A cat found a mysterious sweater, but the mystery was soon unravelled.
Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
I didn't have the faintest idea as to why I passed out.
I used to work in a blanket factory but it folded.
Rental agents offer quarters for dollars.
The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening. He loved recycling.
... I multi - task, I read in the bathroom.
His qualifications as a math teacher didn't add up.
Enjoy the present day, trusting little to what tomorrow may bring.
There are sins of omission as well as of commission.
Wade not in unknown waters.
I forget the dream, but I'm missing a pajama button...
She was only a Electrician's daughter, and she made house calls to remove her customers'shorts.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry.
My name is Sherry. I work in a vineyard.
How could I trust the ceiling fan installer when I knew he was always screwing up.
A musician went to hospital after playing too many accidentals.
If you want a metal dog leash go to a chain store.
If they ever have a contest for the best looking mannequin, there will be stiff competition.
Set your drink on a skateboard, they make good coasters.
Hey, wake up! It's time for your sleeping pills.
OLD PHILOSOPHERS never die, they just retire to their own premises.
People who work at a mint make a lot of money.
I wanted to join my local rambling club, but the guy I spoke to on the phone just went on and on.
She was only a Porchclimber's daughter, but you should see her stoop
Have an optometrist run for president, because they are people of vision.
She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still.
When the beautician was asked to complete her make - up work she blushed.
As usual, the chief meteorologist blustered his way through the staff meeting.
As you sow, so you reap.
OLD BUTCHERS never die, they just get disjointed.
If you miss a class at beauty school you'll need a makeup session.
My name is Bud. I'm in flowers.
The musician in jail was anxiously awaiting his next release.
The man addicted to brake fluid said he could stop any time.
OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just wind down.
There's many a slip'twixt cup and lip.
OLD HACKERS never die, they just go to bits
" I've got to stop this motor, " Tom choked.
Reckless youth makes rueful age.
Even the best bird dog is only good to a point.
OLD HELICOPTER PILOTS never die, they just lose their choppers.
The cat took up computer lessons in hopes of mastering its grip on a mouse.
Packing up and relocating to a new home can be a moving experience.
Love is like war, Easy to start, Hard to end, Impossible to forget.
Pick Pockets 50% Climb Walls 75% Steal Tagline 99%
The earless defendant waived his hearing.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago....
The hotel chef was noted for his tomfoolery and his capers.
Sea captains have a lot of latitude.
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just lose their circulation.
Scientists allow us to see the sun in a different light.
Proverbs run in pairs.
Dentists have the same old grind day after day.
The star asked the sun why the moon was always up so late. Sun responded that it was just a phase.
Erasable pens were a good idea on paper.
If you do research in optics you will have to do some light reading.
My name is Oscar, and I'm a movie star.
For fast relief take two tablets. The ten commandments
I could not pull out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.
Where there are many chickens you can find layers of eggs.
A cow that is pampered too much will give spoiled milk.
When Irish boys carry their little brothers, they get a Pat on the back.
He died leaving 100 clocks. His son is winding up the estate.
He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.
The man who dies with the most toys is still dead.
OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just unwind.
Shit or get off the pot.
Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job.
Do you have any parting words? - How about comb and brush?
Windows isn't crippleware: it's " Functionally Challenged "
Network management is like trying to herd cats...
Confidence is important; the computer can sense fear.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
When crazy glue was invented lots of people became attached to it.
It's a good horse that never stumbles.
By perseverance the snail reached the arc.
When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.
" It's twelve noon, " Tom chimed in.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
Beats me why anyone would want to be a masochist.
Long absent, soon forgotten.
OLD CARDIOLOGISTS never die, they just lose heart.
A friend is best found in adversity.
After he invented the light bulb, people saw Edison in a new light.
Don't try to reinvent the wheel.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of woman scorned!
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose their spark.
The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card.
I wanted to exercise last night but it just didn't work out.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Some people with a lot of vision started the Blind Institute.
Everyone's fuming over the high cost of gas.
She told me the drink was non - alcoholic, but where was the proof?
During a tennis match one player gave the other a backhanded compliment.
He auditioned for a part as a trumpet player but he blew it.
Most males in a men's room are stand - up guys.
A girl and her boyfriend went to a party as a barcode. They were an item.
There was an eye doctor who wanted to re - locate but couldn't find a job because he didn't have enough contacts.
She was only a Fireman's daughter, but she's really going to blazes.
My name is Frank, the Hot - Dog vendor
Last week I was diagnosed with insomnia, and now I'm just so tired of it.
Musical composers can use lots of Note paper.
Small people are in short supply.