CreativeLang/pun_detection_semeval2017_task7 huggingface dataset:
" I'm halfway up a mountain, " Tom alleged.
I'd like to be a Chinese laborer, said Tom coolly.
No, baby oil does NOT come from squeezing dead babies.
Dentists don't like a hard day at the orifice.
Are evil wildebeests bad gnus?
A busy barber is quite harried.
My name is Avery. I raise birds.
Two construction workers had a stairing contest.
In the winter, some horses are Friesian.
It's between my sole and my heel, said Tom archly.
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it Hz.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
And Adam asked, " What's a Headache? "
Follow your knows.
A china doll was marked in tiny letters:'maid in USA'.
I deny everything, said Tom knowingly.
The best things come in small packages.
The key to changing your performance ability is by tuning out criticism and staying musically octave.
She was only a Farmer's daughter, but she was the best little hoer in the county.
A good mind possesses a kingdom.
" I've stuck a pin through my nose, " said Tom punctually.
I'm the presenter of the South Bank Show, Melvyn bragged.
We welcome you with open psalms.
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it all.
When Socrates needed to buy food he went to the grocery stoa.
There's no peace for the wicked.
The cobbler was asked how many shoes he had soled by a well
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a pole.
Features should be discovered, not documented!
They won't stay at friendly hotels, because they're hostel people.
" I drank WHAT?!?! " - Socrates
Let's all play an A, a C sharp, and an E, cried Tom's band with one accord.
The young pine sapling was admonished by his father. Apparently he'd been knotty.
The doctors had to remove a bone from my arm, said Tom humorlessly.
I've been to a film festival in the South of France, said Tom cannily.
And Homer saith unto them, " D'OH! " - - Bart 17: 3
A music store was robbed. The thief made away with the lute.
He threw jello at his wife, who had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon.
" Be still my hart " she murmured, thinking how magnificent and stag - like he was.
His wife left him saying she was going home to mutter.
Yesterday a cow saved my life - it was bovine intervention.
" Why is this telephone flex always tangled? " asked Tom coyly.
Fashion is something that goes in one era and out the other.
What kind of flooring do alligator hunters use? Reptiles!
The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart.
There are no answers, only cross - references.
When his clothes dryer broke he was lint another one.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Cows make noise only when they're in the mood.
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.
I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes.
When asked by a Health Department official to describe the mess he saw on the slaughterhouse floor, the USDA inspector replied, " It was just offal. "
After burning a batch of cookies a baker felt very crummy.
The boating store had its best sail ever.
When asked to picture the perfect modern defensive weapon the Claymore springs to mine.
When it got stuck in the mud my car had to be toad.
When my camera fell in the toffee I was making, I got a very candied picture.
When in doubt, do nothing.
She wanted the large estate quite badly but, she dared not mansion it to her frugal husband.
My name is Bond, James Bond of Borg. You will be shaken, not stirred.
" I've been listening to the Brandenburg Concertos, " Tom barked.
By yourself you're in the right. In a group you're in the throng.
When the glassblower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach.
If gophers become extinct, the hole ecosystem will die.
Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
" I can see through the window, " said Tom stiltedly.
When I went to the International Club, I accidentally spilled coffee on a Hindu lady's dress. I told her I was very sari.
The Net - surfing bandits always ended an operation by clearing out the cash.
Leftover spaghetti is pasta its prime.
" This food tastes of plutonium, " said Tom glowingly.
" Would you like some soda? " asked Tom caustically.
When the florist was running behind in delivering the roses, he had to put the petal to the metal.
I just had some coffee that was good only for its sedimental value.
Children can do some knotty things with string.
A waterbed may just be the vinyl resting place.
Optimist: A Yugo owner with a trailer hitch!
Camille relocated to Little Italy: They made her a cougher; she couldn't refuse
Bloom where you are planted.
A cross between a puppy and a bunny is a rabid dog.
I'm a lion hunter, said Tom, pridefully
I'd love to, but the President said he might drop in.
The sign on the nudist camp said,'Clothed'til May'.
To kill a circus in one blow, go for the juggler.
Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk.
I'm from a Humberside port, said Tom ghoulishly.
I love cats, Tom mused.
Money makes the mare go.
OLD BUTCHERS never die, they only meat their fate.
Love of money is the root of all politics.
The inventor of chewing gum soon bubbled his money.
A young corporal dislocated his arm during a battle but kept going. You could say he was shouldering on.
The manufacturing of t - shirts has really cotton.
My name is Matt. I'm a doorman.
All are not thieves that dogs bark at.
When the crop was destroyed, there was no more cranberry source.
I phoned the zoo but the lion was busy.
" Boy, that's a bright star, " said Tom seriously.
The postmen get together for mail bonding.
You go to heaven... God sneezes... What do you say?
Authors can be very PENsive.
My name is Harry. I'm a barber.
Neuter your dog - an ounce of prevention is better than a pound of curs.
Giving praise is when you let off esteem.
" Now I can do some painting, " said Tom easily.
Truth may be blamed, but it shall never be shamed.
Press Control, Alt, Delete for an I. Q. Test.
People who like gold paint have a gilt complex.
The bald man decided to consider a hair transplant to rogaine his confidence in looking younger.
The self - conscious shipbuilder tried to recruit extremely sycophantic sailors to compliment her newly designed destroyer.
I'm not afraid of heights; I'm afraid of widths.
The obese editor started a weight redaction program.
An optometrist told his patient:'It appears your vision is improving! " Really?'replied the patient.'Must be the luck of the iris. '
Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying... the Musical!
In the dark? Follow the son.
This is your brain. Postscript on brain your is This.
As to how to play snooker, some people don't have a cue.
A parade of horses went down Mane street.
I used to do rock climbing as a youth, but I was much boulder back then.
Dateline London: Eccentric ornithologist travels to foreign land to teach pigeon English.
Some childen are often on their pest behavior.
When gossip finally led to the landlady's arrest for murdering her tenants and scattering parts of their bodies around town, her only comment was, " Well, that's what comes of spreading roomers. "
The four snack groups: cakes, crunchies, frozen and sweets.
Old is Gold, but never sold.
I'll never give up my hounds! Tom said doggedly.
I don't have a solution but I really admire the problem.
Someone once accused me of stealing an old, rare, valuable stamp, and I philately denied it.
Behind every good computer - is a jumble of wire.
To learn rope tricks you have to be taut.
For the woman who wore size 13, finding shoes that fit was no small feat.
Wife to husband, " That was an explosive passage of gas, I'd say about 8. 0 on the sphincter scale. "
When I phoned my friend yesterday we mainly talked about the weather and our upcomimg exams, and we both agreed that the poring was sickening.
Have you ever read the Rime of the Ancient Gardener? It was written by Samuel Taylor Foliage.
It's amazing what two or more sinners can achieve together with synergy.
Some mathematicians are reluctant to cosine a loan.
" We have no oranges, " Tom said fruitlessly.
I dropped a tub of margarine in the kitchen and ended up with a Parkay floor.
A drummer can cymbalize the enthusiasm of a band.
" I have to keep this fire alight, " Tom bellowed.
Aibohphobia: Fear of palindromes.
Dentist's famous last words: " You won't feel a thing... "
A cook made pancakes flippantly.
Nice looking glass! said Tom reflectively.
What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure.
A little pot is easily hot.
Legends tell us that a weakness of the carnivorous vampire is a steak.
There's nothing to stop me putting things in tins, said Tom cannily.
If screwups were dollars, I'd be a millionaire!!
The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects.
Psychiatrists like Kentucky Freud Chicken.
I hate sweet potatoes, Tom yammered.
The workers at that inn are very unfriendly. They create a hostel environment.
Smile, and the world smiles with you; cry, and you cry alone.
I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
Hotel owners usually have suite dreams.
SHOCKING TRUTH: 50% of all people are below average....
Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air.
The telemarketer asked me if I read magazines at all and I replied that I did, periodically.
When the proposal was made to locate the governor's mansion in Albany, New Yorkers said, " That's a capitol idea. "
A reconciled friend is a double enemy.
She became an art dealer because she wanted more Monet.
A nudist has no reason to fear a pickpocket.
You're not old, You're chronologically disadvantaged
The corner of Ninth and Broad attracts a lot of the homeless because of its reputation for having a grate area for sleeping
Poets are born, but orators are trained.
7 days without prayer makes 1 weak
It's been a business doing pleasure with you...
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You should never take rocks for granite.
" If I let go of the ceiling it will collapse, " Tom upheld.
Today is cancelled due to lack of interest!
" For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful, " said Tom gracefully.
He that stays in the valley will not get over the hill.
Before the golfer finished drinking the iced, brewed beverage he dropped his tee on the cart path.
He avoided funerals because he was not a mourning person.
They say curiosity killed the cat, and they weren't kitten.
During a recent trip to Qatar, Bill Clinton went to McDonald's and ordered fries with a sheik.
" I swallowed some of the glass from that broken window, " Tom said painfully.
A farmer wanting to kill a chicken for dinner has to move faster than a speeding pullet.
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just lose their refluxes.
I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.
" I chop down trees for a living, " said Tom lumberingly.
Enter any 11 - digit prime number to continue
There is nothing worse for a performer than an audience of drunks and their boos.
Truckers like houses with long haulways.
" The sun is rising, " Tom mourned.
A politician who had been an astronomer was always saying'no comet'.
Come in and get a peace of the rock
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral you can buy.
" I know what herb would taste nice with this, " said Tom sagely.
An heir is someone with a descent wage.
The shy stripper couldn't bare it on stage.
Those who have icicles keep a stiff upper drip.
I learned that the antelopes were coming when I heard the gnus.
If you want the last word with a woman, apologize.
A paramedic got a new job as a chauffeur: an ambiance driver.
Politeness costs nothing and gains everything.
Two cheerleaders got married after they met by chants.
After the sniper attack at the symphony softball game, there were no men left on bass.
If you really want to know, you won't ask me.
OLD CHINESE COOKS never die, they just wok away
Eggs and oaths are soon broken.
My name is Manuel, I write instruction books.
The ailing king of the doves sensed an imminent coup.
OLD SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoise.
OLD ANTENNA ENGINEERS never die, they just phase away.
If you ride a bus you have to pay your fare share.
A home is not home without mom
If you work in a bakery you may have to take on many roles.
My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and parmesan cheese, which I hate. It really is the grater of two evils.
Chickens can give some people a foul rash.
Everybody was in shock when the hair stylist dyed.
Qwertyus, god of keyboards, is a character from geek mythology.
" Are you homosexual? " Tom queried gaily.
Businesses selling pleasure boats often have a sail.
What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.
Wheaties near the body suggested that police look for a cereal killer.
He that would hang his dog gives out first that he is mad.
I don't own any slaves. My wife has one, though.
OLD DOCTORS never die they just lose their patience.
The thief broke into the music store and stole the lute.
The actors had one great movie after another. They were on a role.
BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
A perfectly spherical pumpkin makes good pi.
The invisible cows were herd but not seen.
You've obviously been educated beyond your intelligence.
Photography developers occasionally have serious emulsional problems.
The overweight fighter pilot was grounded for violating the rules of engorgement.
There is luck in odd numbers.
This is what I have learned off by heart Tom wrote.
In his free time, my son in college hunts deer and sells the meat. He says the doe helps him with his expenses.
" 3. 14159265, " Tom said piously.
The geologist went to the doctor because he had a loss of apatite.
OLD GRAVEDIGGERS; never die, they just spade away.
The pun in the title of the play " The Importance of Being Earnest " was a Wilde idea.
" I prefer trout to salmon, " Tom said officiously.
One gruelingly intense month into the year - long diet regimen, the overwhelmed patient concluded she could not stand the weight.
The Vatican's supplier of duck eggs is elected by sacred balut.
I've been listening to the Brandenberg Concertos, Tom barked.
OLD GOSSIPS never die they just lose their confidants
When the father found he had septuplets, he could hardly believe his own census.
Some horses cause their owners a lot of woe.
Because the champion angler instructed his pupils to cast their lines where the river runs through narrow chasms, they called him the " fissure King. "
Better bow than break.
Tried some bear stew. It was a little grizzly.
The cat in northern Scandinavia always had a lapp to sit on.
Making up puns about the finest soil is the loess form of humor.
I haven't developed my photographs yet, said Tom negatively.
If you eat soup that's nine days old you will get bad broth.
" This is where I keep my arrows, " said Tom quiveringly.
My name is Clarence, I specialize in end - of - season inventory closeout sales.
Some days you get the bear, other days the bear gets you.
Out of sight... Out of mind.
Herbivores come in browns and graze.
A husband who thinks he is as solid as a rock may have a wife who wishes he was a little bolder.
" Congratulations; you graduated, " said Tom diplomatically.
Never mind the star, get those camels off my lawn!
Solve the problems of the world: Vote anarchist.
Are Philosophy papers graded with Marx out of ten?
The mad scientist in the old castle had a strange secret – but he kept it under his bat.
A teacher having a tough time longs for the end of the school daze.
The Keystone Kops were frequently criticized for excessive use of farce.
My dog thinks he's human, my cat thinks he's GOD.
Scarecrows are always garden their patch.
Isn't the Grand Canyon just gorges?
The church choir robes were too long and needed to be hymned.
First Rule of Intelligent Tinkering - Save all parts
" Don't you know my name? " asked Tom swiftly.
Scientists studying the sun have a flare for research.
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder
I love your old worn - out jacket covered with all those slogans, but I can't read the frays at the end of the sleeves.
A clean thief always makes a stainless steal.
Look on the sunny side of life.
" Boy, I wish the elevator were working, " said Tom, staring up to the top.
The chickens were distraught when the tornado destroyed their home. Hopefully they will be able to recoup.
Those who hate classical music have my symphony.
The fish were shy - obviously koi.
The Jedi Knight traded in his light saber for a light dagger. He had gone over to the dirk side.
A skunk fell in the river and stank to the bottom.
I fought with Geronimo, said Tom bravely.
" I think I've broken my leg ", reported Tom lamely.
A. 45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME
We sternly warned the circus clown not to light the fuse while we were inside the cannon, but he did it anyway - - and it really made us soar.
" I have been reading Voltaire, " Tom admitted candidly.
A doctor's mistakes go six feet under; a dentist's cover an acre.
A good baker will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast he can do.
My sweet mother got so old she granulated.
The vendor at the Arab market resented how I haggled and told me to take a haik.
Be the soul supporter of your children.
Some people who cut hair can be quite barbarous.
Drinking a whole bucket of water could make you turn pail.
She was only a Grape picker's daughter, but she was somewhat of a winer.
A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath.
Beautifully manicured lawns are highly sod after.
The man leaned on the printer cartridge because he wanted to tone up his abs.
I'll take the girl to the dance, Tom promised.
Two wrongs can make a riot.
An illiterate fisherman was lost at c.
She was so thrifty she could smell a bargain a mall away.
Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a feature.
Act your praise, not your shoe size.
Partying Saturday and Sunday leaves me feeling weakened.
He's an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.
It was raining cats and dogs. There were poodles all over the road.
Because they moved into an apartment, they didn't need to cut the grass any mow.
When priests have a good idea they are supposed to parish the thought.
The only things sure for cab drivers are debt and taxis.
As I revived her using mouth to mouth resuscitation, in spite of my lisp, I couldn't help noticing her beautiful breaths!
Sign at a place where you lose weight:'Stop Look and Lessen'.
She was only a Cyclist's daughter, but she peddled it all over town.
' Because'is a word to the whys.
If you're stiff as a board it could be the lumbar.
A good carpenter will do his work and then varnish without a trace.
Geologists can be sedimental about their work.
If jokes could be owned like land, then no good pun would go undeeded.
" Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess, " Tom began grimly.
Gallup and Harris are poller opposites.
I like Chinese detective movies, Tom chanted.
Mr. Coffee returns from Soviet Russia: " I have seen the future and it perks "
No need of words, trust deeds.
The snowstorm arrived at a fortuitous moment. It was white on time.
My uncle developed a strange vulgar habit. He would only cuss when he'd eat chicken. The doctor said he has seen this happen in some cases. Too much chicken can produce a fowl mouth.
If you can't make it good, make it big.
How do spacemen add more protein to their diet? They make it meteor.
Kennebunkport was George Bush's maine vacation spot.
Burn not your house to rid it of the mouse.
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
I had to pay to get into the annual local carnival. But that was the county fare.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Now on CD ROM, classic taglines of the computer era.
I must attend my flock, said Tom, sheepishly.
The local baker was paying his staff based on a flourly rate.
It wasn ’ t the apple on the tree, but the pair beneath it.
He stayed at the auction to the bidder end.
The new father of quintuplets could hardly believe his own census.
I was going to study the work of Sigmund Freud, but I was too Jung to understand it.
I'd really like to know whether her collapse was due to a serious illness or whether it was one of her usual feints.
Bureaucrats cut red tape - - lengthwise.
This is the Netherlands, Tom stated flatly.
Pablo and Jose waited for a signal from Pilar to join her in the Church Tower, but neither responded to the chiming because they didn't know for whom the belle was tolling.
THIS TRUCK HAS BEEN IN 8 ACCIDENTS. It has not lost one yet.
Never lie to your doctor.
I went to see my guru but he wasn't omm.
Working in the bakery left her with a loathe of bread.
Arriving late, Senator Kennedy slipped on a banana peel and fell in a heap, resulting in a humerus break in the midst of the subcommittee's intense discussion.
The Chinese chef maliciously dumped a hot broth with dumplings on an obnoxious customer. It was a wanton soup attack.
When a college dormitory exploded a lot of roomers were flying.
At the petting zoo I saw a sheep scratching itself. Turns out it had fleece.
It's where we store the hay, Tom said loftily.
At the urban renewal site, contractors were simultaneously tearing down and erecting. It was interesting to watch them razing all those buildings.
I think my learning curve has turned into a circle.
There was a lot of equestrian paraphernalia at the bridle shower.
A preposition is a poor word to end a sentence with.
There's a repair shop for baroque musical instruments.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
The swollen blood vessels in her legs were very quarrelsome - she had bellicose veins.
The astronomer made a claim about a well - known star, but it wasn't sirius.
If it ain't water - cooled... it's a terminal!
" I can eat one hundred and forty - four, " Tom boasted grossly.
Who digs a trap for others ends up in it himself.
For meat some people eat lamb and mutton else.
" I'm mentioned in this book, " said Tom contentedly.
If you want those ashes, you'll have to urn them.
Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd all be single!
The cheap eye surgeon was always cutting corneas.
The salesman was peddling used bikes.
I tried to record an album in a reptile shop, but there was a terrible gecko.
Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.
OLD BATHERS never die, they just wade away.
" I wish I could remember the name of that card game, " said Tom wistfully.
Is there a lawyer in the house? < BLAM! > Is there another?
Old cotton - pickers never die. They just bale out.
Russia was slow to recover after WW2 because it kept Stalin around.
" This looks like the fruit of the blackthorn, " said Tom slowly.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
" Why shouldn't I stir my coffee with a ballpoint pen? " Tom bickered.
It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature!
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
" The seesaw is upside down, " said Tom saucily.
50 Shades of Grace
In his latest promotional campaign, the manager of City Tent and Awning told his crew to canvas the entire area.
I once worked at a factory that made boat paddles. The starting pay was ten dollars an oar.
Many are content to live in a coal mine and never see the son.
My two uncles bet who would get married first. Then one upped the ante.
If roosters saw how hens are treated they'd turn over in their gravy.
No man is indispensable.
If it works, you must have done something wrong.
The dervish had so much endurance, he set a new whirled record.
I simply must find a new podiatrist. My podiatrist has developed such a callus attitude.
I went out for a run this morning and tripped over, I could have been wearing the wrong size shoes, I haven't seen the footage yet.
Is that pure rump roast? Nothing butt.
OLD TREE SURGEONS never die, they just take a final bough.
Fire! yelled Tom alarmingly.
One of the tires just blew out, Tom said sparingly.
Much bran and little meal.
May the 4th be with you.
Lizards have a very strong heartbeat which can be faintly heard anywhere on their body, said Mr. Johnson, beginning a story. " Come listen to this tail. "
Ms. Earhart's loss to aviation could never be ameliorated.
God is on the side of the strongest batallions.
So that's the way the wind blows, said Tom vainly.
Justice pleaseth few in their own house.
It wasn't school John disliked it was just the principal of it.
If you're not the lead dog, the view can be very interesting!
Mickey Mouse gives some people Disney spells.