CreativeLang/pun_detection_semeval2017_task7 huggingface dataset:
The nudist defended himself by citing his Constitutional right to bare arms.
My friend said,'There's a lot of gold in those hills.'I replied,'That's a load of bullion.'.
Governments absorb 100x their weight in excess liberties.
Piano players are considered to be Baldwin they lose their hair.
My stereo's half - fixed, said Tom monotonously.
The race horse went lame early. It was the first out of its gait.
The study of ancient symbols will lead you to rune.
" What's a wide - angle lens? " asked Tom obtusely.
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
A bee keeper will sell you honey with swarm wishes.
My pet bird can predict the future. He is an omen pigeon.
" I'm waiting to see the doctor, " said Tom patiently.
Guerrilla warfare is more than just throwing a banana.
Did you know that donuts were first made in Greece?
" Europe needs more self - restraint, " said Tom continently.
My name is Hans. I'm a manicurist
Two snakes parted, and one said,'fangs for the memories'.
A bird with a headache might just migrane south.
Swine were the most influential animal of the last decade.
My sofa was repaired, but I was surprised to find an item on the bill for upholstery tacks.
Some resist having the'flu jab but it's quite innocuous.
Some people don't have the Vegas idea of how to quit gambling.
I got a nasty electric shock the other day, but I wasn't phased.
My name is Russell, I'm a cattle thief
Look at those tall flowers, said Tom gladly.
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
Every fool is pleased with his own folly.
Can you repeat the part after'Listen very carefully'?
What you seize is what you get.
" It's just gold leaf, " said Tom guiltily.
" I've an urgent appointment, " said Tom in Russian.
A crow in a telephone booth had no money so he had to make a collect caw.
On my tour of the U. K., Charles invited me to cook at Buckingham Palace, and naturally, I took photos so I could show everyone the prince.
An unemployed logger is a would worker.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Don't confuse me with facts, my mind is made up!
The sailor called his girlfriend's belly ring a naval destroyer.
I started to work at a seafood buffet, but then I pulled a mussel.
Fashionable women in Indiana all wear designer Hoosiery.
John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet. It is the torque of the town.
She was only a Colonel's Daughter, but she was great to the navy and rotten to the corps.
I don't have all the answers, just those that count.
Reading music makes me crotchety.
That makes 144, said Tom, grossly.
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
The fine print is usually a clause for suspicion.
Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
The haughty magician had illusions of grandeur.
Greys Anatomy has many humerus remarks.
Although he perfected his comic routines on the mainland, his best audiences were in the aisles.
It's just like a cowboy to stirrup trouble.
" I was the first to climb Mount Everest, " said Tom hilariously.
Let's go to the gym and weight a while.
People have a happy time vacationing in Ireland because they are walking on Eire.
I'll tempt Adam tonight, she said evilly.
Sellers of dried grapes are always raisin awareness.
" I won't tell you anything about my salivary glands, " said Tom secretively.
The child is father to the man and to the woman.
I need to go on a diet, said Tom wastefully.
I've caught Moby Dick! Tom wailed.
The prodigal son was having a bad heir day.
I may look busy, but I'm just confused!
A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
To emphasize that someone is a stranger: " As we used to say in the cheese industry, I don't know him from Edam. "
He frequently practices furtive looks to operate at peek efficiency.
Diplomacy: Saying " Nice doggie " until you can find a rock
A king is old when he reaches the age of sovereignty.
Take a God look at yourself.
There was an orchestra conductor who threw tempo tantrums.
Company's coming, Tom guessed.
What did the nice girl say when her date invited her home to see his stamp collection?'Philately will get you nowhere'.
All is not lost that is in danger.
Bakers have a great knead to make bread.
If you think that mutt made strange sounds as a pup, you should hear him grown.
She was only a Columnist's daughter, but she's always chasing wild roomers.
Wanting to buy his girlfriend a gift that she was sure to appreciate, Bugs Bunny decided that something on the order of twenty - four carats would be about right.
As they looked at the recreation of the Greek temple on Rodeo Drive while a freak ice storm was occurring, Emily and Henry were astonished by the very unusual frieze.
The proctologist reassured the patient that his condition could be rectified.
He that hath a head of wax must not walk in the sun.
A tangled bell ringer tolled himself off.
Proffer'd service stinks.
Hindsight is always twenty - twenty.
The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide.
Don't believe what you hear about fleas and ticks - - it's all lice.
The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
The hotel regrets that you do not find your rooms satisfactory; I will send up our sweet manager right away.
I feel empty inside, Tom hollered.
To earn an A in " Sewing with Burlap ", you really have to know the coarse material.
" It's my personal magnetism, " said Tom ironically.
My name is Phillip, I'm a service station attendant.
" I've gained thirty pounds, " said Tom heavily.
Did you hear about the father that was difficult to see? He was transparent.
Selling gasoline too cheaply would be fuelish.
" I'm just an ordinary soldier, " Tom admitted privately.
If you buy cheaply, you pay dearly.
The best defense against logic is stupidity.
A test - tube baby has a womb with a view.
Having too many vowels is a consonant struggle in the game of Scrabble.
When making butter there is little margarine for error.
Get the stick, Rover! Tom called fetchingly.
The triangular computer monitor business was just a big pyramid screen.
The cost of a galvanized hull is enough to zinc a ship.
Victims of bad construction in the orient are'bamboozled'.
The psychotic florist created many flower derangements.
Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.
He that swells in prosperity will shrink in adversity.
" This steamroller is amazing, " said Tom flatteringly.
He is an excellent soup maker. You might say he is consomme professional.
Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?
Some bankers are generous to a vault.
Some rappers are good but others are Ludacris.
Better go about than fall into the ditch.
In times like these the value of Chinese currency should make Americans pay attention. Instead, too many of us just yuan.
Life's battle don't always go to the stronger or faster man, but sooner or later the man who wins is the one who thinks he can.
Computer programs for gambling need beta testing.
Did you hear about the nervous preacher? He had sweaty psalms.
Love laughs at locksmiths.
Bumper Sticker: HORN NOT WORKING - - WATCH FOR HAND SIGNALS.
Nature never did betray the heart that loved her.
The winter drive - by shooting was a slay ride.
Bought friends are not friends indeed.
On the old trains the engineer had a lot of esteem.
Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they really know how to espresso themselves.
A police dog is often the scenter of a drug arrest.
Give, and ye shall receive.
You CAN trust the government... ask any Indian.
Patience is a virtue that carries a lot of wait.
Two coin collectors got together for old dimes sake.
The stress of having his beloved pet bunny die caused a man to go bald - - he was very upset about losing his hare.
5 billion years the earth takes to form, and we get THIS?
" I presented my case to the judge, " Tom said briefly.
Someone led me to believe that graphite was discovered in Pennsylvania.
" I haven't had my photographs developed yet, " said Tom negatively.
Getting soap in your eyes is no lathering matter.
Why did the dairy churn? The less said, the butter...
I was fighting a Dragon, easier slayed then done.
Rabbits generally lead a hoppy life.
My family scoffed when I had a divine inspiration I'd get rich selling my " Beets Brule, " but after I made my first million, they had to admit I made quite a prophet.
Avoid the 5 o'clock rush - always leave work at noon.
After a cold winter, will deciduous trees be releaved?
The cast, after the scene in the forest, took their boughs.
The little green men told me it was the Dog Star. I told them they can't be Sirius.
Old chicken farmers never die, they just have a dozen aches.
1 + 2 = 3; Therefore, 4 + 5 = 6.
The tightrope walker gently took a step at a time and always wore diamond - laced slippers. The spectators always would stare in awe at the tightrope walker's feat.
Now, witness the power of this fully OPERATIONAL tagline!
Don't judge a man until you have walked a mile in his boots.
Sailors like to seas opportunities.
This is a good bra, she said upliftingly.
" She even flies her own jet, " Tom leered.
Give neither salt nor counsel till you are asked for it.
I'm simply not a nice girl, " she whispered tartly.
In the novel, there is an unexpected secret meeting of the lovers. It is a plot tryst.
" I'd like to be a Chinese labourer, " said Tom coolly.
A men's wear store has opening and clothing times.
She was only a Carpenter's daughter, but she knows every vise.
Little Bo Peep grew tired of the daily search for her lost sheep and decided to keep them in the garden area close to her house. Since she no longer had to spend her days tracking down her wayward herd, Bo decided to take up the hobby of flower gardening. Now every morning Bo Peep goes out to tend her phlox.
Shopaholics never die, they just sale away.
" My pencil is blunt, " said Tom pointlessly.
If only women came with pull - down menus and on - line help!
As the old cock crows, so crows the young.
All students in Helsinki go to Finnish school.
We Are Not Dairy Queen … But We Have Great Sundays
OLD STOREKEEPERS never die, they just sale away.
No viruses detected. Must be a pair of Nanites.
When the waiter told me they were out of corn I said,'That really shucks. '
Making your own hard liquor is a whiskey business.
" Have you seen my collection of ancient Chinese artifacts? " asked Tom charmingly.
The son shines on the righteous.
A mans worst enemies are often those of his own house.
The weather man said there won't be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
The class took a field trip to a meat processing plant, but what they saw was just offal.
Two mining companies merged and became alloys.
A course offered to introduce French in five easy liaisons.
" Has my magazine arrived? " Tom asked periodically.
New legislation forbids anyone but Santa's family dressing up as him, and you must be named in the related clauses.
This fowl has been stuffed, said Tom sagely.
Exposure to the Son prevents burning
Animals that tunnel in the soil have to have an escape root.
In a surfing competition the winner got wave reviews.
Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
When she made Mario Puzo's books required reading for her class, she made him an author they couldn't refuse.
Those who find bargain antiques like to junk for joy.
I'm just here for moral support... please ignore the gun.
" I bought myself fifty hamburgers and I've only ten left, " said Tom with fortitude.
The body builder worried too much about the lifting contest and his trainer concluded that the mind is a terrible thing to weights.
OLD RIVER RATS never die, they just start to creek
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal.
Whatever you do, act wisely, and consider the end.
I'm single, Tom said wanly.
Windows isn't a virus. A virus DOES something.
" Let's take a vacation in the south of France, " said Tom nicely.
On the way to the church our car broke down. I desperately tried to find some succor to help us resume our journey.
Pink satin was perfect for her gown, yet the debutante appeared even more charming with beaux on either side.
Exposure to the Son may prevent burning
" Where shall I plant these water lilies? " Tom pondered.
He stared at his belly button so much, he was promoted to navel officer.
" It's the quotient of two integers, " said Tom rationally.
Women were meant to be loved, not understood.
Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.
Humpty Dumpty was pushed! Well, I saw it on X - Files....
OLD SHOEMAKERS never die, they just lose their sole.
The study of genealogy is a basic requirement for a descent education.
Staying at the trendy, new hotel was the inn thing to do.
I like the latest horror movie so much that I've arranged a private screaming.
The Spaniard's wife was always up before the Don.
If children were allowed to dig for coal, would they still be miners?
I went and saw the Hobbit, it put a Smaug look on my face.
Take me to the dance, Tom bawled.
Opportunities take " now " for an answer
My heart starts aiken when Clay sings.
At some executive meetings there is a chairman of the bored.
If you're in a hole, stop digging.
While attempting to decipher complicated technical instructions: " It's all Geek to me. "
It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.
What is the best store to be in during an earthquake? A stationery store.
Is fear of sliced bacon irrational?
I went to prom with a broken leg. During the slow dances my date could tell that I had a crutch on her.
Constant dropping wears away the stone.
War is God's way of teaching us geography.
She was small, slender with doe like eyes. " Oh, my deer, " he whispered.
Don't run behind success run behind perfection and success will come behind you.
I'd like some Chinese food, said Tom wantonly.
When the creator of Tarzan wrote about Pellucidar and other Earth - core stories, was it Edgar Rice burrows?
Our garden hose was damaged yesterday, and I couldn't get to the leek without getting wet.
OLD TEACHERS never die, they just grade away
I'm not dead, I'm metabolically challenged.
A boy who instinctively waves at people has a natural hi.
My name is Jim I train boxers
" These bit patterns will be more readable in groups of 8, " said Tom bitingly.
The careless pyromaniac made an ash of himself.
Dorothy and Toto found to their horror that tornadoes really could raze a house.
People have many misconceptions about pregnancy.
You're only young once. You're immature forever.
I can keep a secret, it's the people I tell who can't.
I bought me some of those new paper shirts. I don't like them - they're tearable.
OLD FARMERS never die, they just spade away.
The fireplaces of oriental doctors have an Asian flue.
Finding all possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets is not a matter of If but Venn.
The triglyph commented,'It's friezing in here..
In the delivery room, the unborn infant expected to be given a wide berth.
Easter is more than something to dye for
My name is Gail. I'm a meteorologist
Chimney sweep's daughter, but she soots me fine.
I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass.
If a dog was computer literate, would his bark be worse than his byte?
A hay farmer in jail could get out on bale.
I told my friend about the creative writing class I took, and she said that she had a simile experience.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a billiard ball. - Get back in the queue. Next.
Nothing for nothing.
Hot water Heaters: hot water needs heating?
I'm a ditch digger, said Tom, trenchantly
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children
A man's home is his castle in a manor of speaking.
" I wish I had something to write with, " Tom said pensively.
I don't find health - related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.
OLD POLITICIANS never die, they just harangue in there.
Dinna wave that axe aboot, Jimmy! said Tom heedlessly.
An alien landed at a soft drink company and said'take me to your liter'.
The son can warm you forever
He crashed through several windows, but felt no pane.
The sheep robber was caught on the lamb.
His wife loved pottery making but for him it was just kiln time.
Imagination comes before Creation.
" I admire East End gangsters, " said Tom crazily.
If you believe in telekinesis, please raise my hand.
Alex, I'll take " Things Only I Know " for $ 1000, please.
When overcome by thoughts of sin the princess visited the knave.
When a problem or dilemma arises: " As plumbers say, it's not drain surgery. "
" I only have diamonds, clubs and spades, " said Tom heartlessly.
Patience is a virtue heavy in wait
A veterinarian knows how to make a dog heal.
Life is a puzzle; look here for the missing peace.
Many people think that Edgar Allan Poe was a raven madman.
World Ends at 3pm; Film at 5 on WLKY Early News....
OLD ENUMERATORS never die, they just lose their census
I'm not rude, I'm " attitudinally challenged ".
The embarrassed news anchor was bright red, but he nor the television monitor was appropriately phased.
She was only a Glaziers daughter but took great panes to please
Wise men learn by other men's harms, fools by their own.
Truth will out.
She was only a Sailor's daughter and how she loved seamen.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
A pie went for an audition for a part in a play. The casting agent told him he performed well, but it was more of a sausage roll.
Failure is the path of least persistence.
Old programmers never die, they just can't C as well.
If your dad's sisters are construction workers you might call them carpenter aunts.
The swanky hoteliers'convention tended to attract the inn crowd.
OLD RANCHERS never die, they just breed their last.
The king never let any of his personal musicians go swimming immediately after eating for fear that they would get minstrel cramps.
The Junior NCO had sore wrists. The doctor said it was corporal tunnel syndrome.
" I'm the butcher's assistant, " said Tom cuttingly.
Two brothers fought over some sheet music but their mother wanted to keep the piece.
A mathematician that couldn't stop adding up recently went incremental.
After being treated by an optometrist, the bird seed.
The satellite went into orbit on January 1st causing a new year's revolution.
Two rites make a wrong where bigamy is concerned.
Fishers often wet their appetite.
The guilt - ridden shark always has a feeling of remoras.
The cd salesman said, " The classical music section is right over there, " as he smoothed his pencil - thin mustache and spread another handful of Brylcreem on his hair.
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results.
If you want someone to keep a secret, keep it yourself.
Even though Ashley was blind and under arrest, she still had hope that someone would brail her out.
Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.
The trucker explained that he was early because he had had no breaks.
OLD CHEESE MAKERS never die, they just lose their whey
We give nothing as willingly as our advice.
If the mint makes 25 cent pieces it should expect quarterly profits.
Good riding at two anchors, men have told, for if the one fails, the other may hold.
Water leaking through wallboard is usually a ceiling problem.
After the lawyer flushed the toilet, it went to the suer.
Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I'd been tolkien in my sleep.
Keep your own counsel.
" I compliment the company that makes the Macintosh computer, " said Tom applauding.
" I'm losing my hair, " Tom bawled.
" I have to wear this cast for another six weeks, " said Tom disjointedly.
I trained my dog to hunt for underground mushrooms but now he's more truffle than he's worth.
I'll never forget that rainstorm near Los Angeles and how the rain came down in Torrance.
He bought the drum for a great price, it was a steel.
Lamb stew is much ado about mutton
Am I ignorant or apathetic? I don't know and don't care!
The big new clock at city hall was the tock of the town.
Vuja De: The feeling that none of this has happened before.
OLD MILKMAIDS never die they just lose their whey.
A flute teacher is a tutor.
I'm singing well these days, Tom intoned.
Let's visit the tombs, said Tom, cryptically.
" I'm putting on my T - shirt, shorts, and sunglasses, " Tom summarised.
Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, and inwardly are ravening wolves.
" I've joined the navy, " Tom said fleetingly.
" I know which boyd gets the woym, " said Tom in an oily voice.
She was only a Grape picker's daughter, but she was never Chablis dressed.
The flush toilet is the basis of western civilization.
The last will be first, and the first last.
The garden club visited the nursery and found themselves in a hosta environment.
The woman who rode her broom to a croquet game was a wicket witch.
Jack and Jill is the best nursery rhyme as others pail in comparison.
Being able to fit size 14 shoes is quite a feet.
" I still haven't struck oil, " said Tom boringly.
Sometimes a pregnancy is so long it seems like a maternity.
When there was a murder backstage at the Grammys they couldn't find DNA but they did find Prince.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
OLD POPULATION EXPERTS never die, they just lose their census.
When in doubt, tell a lie
If it works, rip it apart and find out why!
His affection for her was more than a passion interest.
I choked on my dessert and decided to sue, so I hired an attorney who specializes in tortes.
I used to enjoy steak and cheese with my eggs, but it's all ova now.
Two is a company; three is a crowd.
Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?
The vegetable never taken aboard ship is a leek.
It ain't over, but the fat lady is clearing her throat.
Before the revolution, Russia was in a Tsary state.
The dentist decided he was going to try a new path to fame and fortune, and this time he would choose a different root.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Please mix me a martini, said Tom, dryly.
A motorcycle rider with bad teeth is the leader of the plaque.
If you write bad things about me I am libel to sue you.
When the cattlemen's association sponsored a track and field competition, followed by a barbecue, the commemorative T - shirt read, " We loved the meet. "
You should never drink beyond the pint of no return.
" I'm just going to put these handcuffs on you, " said Tom manically.
You'll never conquer me, Goliath said stonily.
Pray for keeps
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
Remember when safe sex was not getting caught in the act?
My friend is very paranoid. He says people are either foe him or against him.
Drinking too much of a certain potent potable may require a leave of absinthe.
Press any key to continue. No, not THAT one!
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
I just got my permit to harvest shrimp in the Antarctic. Now I have a licence to Krill.
He who laughs last... had to have it explained.
I can Harley wait to get my motorbike license.
Two lovers who had been apart for some time were reunited on a foggy day. One whispered to the other'I mist you'.
If you say you have bad skin, I'd say that was a pore excuse.
Hey!! These cookies don't taste like Girl Scouts!
When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
" That horse looks like a good bet at 20 to 1, " said Tom oddly.
I wanted to be a clarinettist but I couldn't reed music.
Britain is a wet place since the queen has had a long reign.
I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
Podiatrist malpractice: Callous neglect
A staff is quickly found to beat a dog.
I thought that the penny I was looking for would have belonged to a man, but I detected the cent of a woman.
Better underdone than overdone.
Those whose child is going through a'phase'may wish they had a phaser.
When one door closes, another door opens.
He cussed in his sleep all night and woke up all swore out.
Stolen fruit is the sweetest.
The British cannibal enjoyed snacking on fish and chaps.
AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous
Do hotel managers get board with their jobs?
" I've mailed the letter, " Tom assented.
Never insult 7 men when all you're packing is a 6 - shooter