CreativeLang/pun_detection_semeval2017_task7 huggingface dataset:
" Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! " " Force of habit, sir, the chef used to be a tailor.
You know what happens after you miss math class? It starts adding up.
I crossed a cell phone with a skunk, and now the service stinks.
I hear the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival got off to a rocky start.
I wanted to bring a penguin home but my parents said that wasn't going to fly.
He collects mouthwash bottles, and they're all in mint condition.
Early nuclear experimenters discovered an element of surprise.
Multitasking = screwing up several things at once.
After Junior swallowed the watch he had to wait to pass the time.
OLD AUTO MECHANICS never die, they just become exhausted.
If all goes well, you've overlooked something!
Two companies that manufactured rulers decided to align.
Waiter, there are pennies in my soup! " Well, sir, you said you'd stop eating here if there wasn't some change in the food. " *
I tried to pack myself in a suitcase. I could hardly contain myself.
My name is Leo. A lion trainer.
The river crested when a factory spilled toothpaste into it.
When video arcades switched to a system of tokens, there was no quarter asked or given.
The Alpine Skiing competition started poorly and went downhill from there.
Deep calls to deep.
A young man married is a young man marred.
A gardening store owner who often called long distance for importing realized that talk and dirt aren't necessarily cheap.
If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range, you won't know what you're missing.
When a letter carrier became a hero they called him a deliverer.
" I've run out of wool, " said Tom, knitting his brow.
Lunatic asylum: where optimism most flourishes.
Librarians are always going by the book.
The prospector didn't think his career would pan out.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
The ice at the rink has many ruts. I think the maintenance crew is slipping up.
There was a contest on a slippery rock slope. I won in a landslide.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a deck of cards. - I'll deal with you later. Next!
OLD FARMERS never die, they just turn into vegetables.
When a priest makes a mistake in church it's a clerical error.
... So simple a child could do it? Go find me a child!
What you sow is what you reap.
In the old days a suspended sentence was hanging.
The first time I got hold of a hang glider I had to wing it.
The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
OLD DEANS never die they just lose their faculties.
Show me a baker who is on a roll and I'll show you someone sitting on a bun.
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose their potential.
Success comes in cans, failure comes in cant’s
She was only a Junkie's daughter but her crack was the best in town.
I know road rage is an awful thing but when someone bumped my car I just couldn't help it. I got out my camera and snapped at the offender.
The worth of a thing is what it will bring.
She was only a Cattleman's daughter, but she couldn't keep her calves together.
Dogs wags their tails, not as much to you as to your bread.
I tried hard to get into vexillology, but, in the end, had to flag it away.
An archaeologist's career ended in ruins.
Any given program, once running, is obsolete.
OLD PRESIDENTS never die, they just go through their cabinets
Who has not served cannot command.
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I've spotted more blackbirds than you have, Tom crowed.
OLD TYPISTS never die, they just lose their justification.
No longer foster, no longer friend.
Don't lend people money. It causes amnesia.
That government is best which governs least.
I'll glue the sheets of wood back together, Tom replied.
Old lumberjacks never die, they just pine away.
Early stone tools had many problems that were eventually ironed out.
To test a man's character, give him power.
He was facinated by his new welding job. It was riveting.
Bridge tolls have increased significantly over a 5 year span.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Those who polish cars so that they shine work in a buffer zone.
One rotten apple will spoil the whole barrel.
None of you exist. The sysop types it all in...
Did you see guys that Bob the ventriloquist hangs out with? They're nothing special, just a bunch of dummies.
One secret of success is to know how to deny yourself and other people.
One scabbed sheep mars the whole flock.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Today is a good day for you to jump in a lake.
We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.
When you give to god, you always get back change
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I was going to buy some loose tea, but the price was too steep.
The sergeant drank whiskey in order to be fortified in his position.
OLD COUPON CLIPPERS never die, they just expire.
Oh sure! But what's the speed of dark?
She was only a Electrician's daughter, but she certainly had good connections.
The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative.
When the woman got paid for being in a study at the sleep clinic, she said it was her dream job.
A carpenter sat on his drill and was bored to tears.
A civil question deserves a civil answer.
A library should have several floors because it is a multi story building.
We don’t read palms; we wave them.
Once a drunkard always a drunkard.
Two cooks disagreed but decided to hash it over.
Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
The tongue weighs very little, but few people can hold it.
She's a composer who has scores of works to her credit.
When he fell in the wet concrete he left a bad impression.
My name is Herb. I'm a cook.
Who lives by hope will die of hunger.
There was a report of shots fired in a local bar. The police don't know what triggered the commotion.
Take things as you find them.
A goat that ate office supplies was on a staple diet.
When the wino suspected his muscatel was watered down, he needed more proof.
The bargain store promised a free abacus with every purchase, but I wouldn't count on it.
Illusionists always find themselves in tricky situations.
The orange squeezer was invented with some juicy information.
The first chapter of fools is to think themselves wise.
OLD NITPICKERS never die, they just feel lousy.
Comedians, the biggest joke going.
I'm! A! Graduate! Of! The! Bill! Shatner! Acting! School!
Why didn't the little boy ask the flight attendant for a snack? He didn't have the nuts.
Why did the agricultural presentation go so smoothly? They planted questions.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
OLD FORGERS never die, they just leave no trace.
Speed doesn't kill. Stopping very fast kills.
When buying a battery you should never have to charge it.
If you want a thing done right, do it yourself.
Hey, is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn...
Fretting cares make grey hairs.
OLD WRESTLERS never die they just lose their grip.
" Bother, " said Pooh, as he torched the forest.....
In the office she was frantically looking for her false nails only to discover she had filed them away.
He is my friend who grinds at my mill.
OLD TEACHERS never die they just lose their class.
Gunpowder was invented in a flash.
The frog went unnoticed in the milkshake because it blended so well.
Sign in an electrician's shop:'We will refuse you. '
Do not add oil to the fire.
Low carb diets really go against the grain.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.
A wig van blew up on the motorway - police are combing the area.
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter!!!
My name is Sandy. I'm a lifeguard.
He had a difficult time bouncing back from his bungee cord accident.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy folks?
A tattle tale pig is a squealer.
SHIN: A device for finding furniture in the dark
Bike sales go in cycles.
A waiter who played tennis was great at serving.
An old professor who was never on time died and was called the late professor Brown.
Two cooks had a contest and the heat was on.
When cave men got together they formed clubs.
My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.
My skiing skills are really going downhill.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon. - Sit there and don't stir. Next.
Baseball is known for its pitched battles.
Reassembling the skeletons of prehistoric mammals can be a mammoth undertaking.
Life's essentials: H O C N Ca P Cl K S Na Mg
Math teachers have lots of problems.
Graveyard workers really dig their jobs.
I'm blind enough to look at the situation in the wrong fashion, so I changed my clothes.
Before he sold Christmas trees, he got himself spruced up.
OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kick.
Golfers hate cake because they might get a slice.
Her decision to take up rock climbing was precipitous to say the least.
My name is Ray. I'm a roentgenologist.
He gives twice who gives in a trice.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
If pride goes before a fall, humility should arrive by that winter
Put a beggar on horseback and he'll ride it to death.
The psychiatrist told the genie his emotions were all bottled up.
After they had it out in the boxing ring, they called it square.
Send $ 20 and I will double your IQ or no money back
He who lends to the poor gets interest from god
Power corrupts, especially at the electric company.
OLD PSYCHIATRISTS never die, they just shrink away.
A politician with a bad back needs lots of support.
She had two different jobs as a chef which gave her a full plate.
OLD MAGICIANS never die they just disappear.
Conjoined twins aren't the only twins with special connections.
The two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged.
OLD SHOEMAKERS never die, they are just given the boot.
The first step to health is to know that we are sick.
The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale.
A baseball player joined the army and did the round of military bases.
If word processing a presentation about guns - - be sure to know how to use bullets.
OLD METEOROLOGISTS never die, they just get under the weather.
A case of disappearing bison had police completely buffaloed.
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee machines.
Any golfer will tell you the gospel truth. Your next shot always depends on the lie.
A tatoo artist has designs on his clients.
Dentists practice by going through many drills.
OLD PICKPOCKETS never die, they just steal away.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. I got'im with the mower!
A little boy called his father who made balloons'pop'.
The stock market crashes, but Viagra beats the flop.
Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.
Three fingers were willing to cooperate but the thumb and forefinger were opposed.
Those who build roofs are so inclined.
A skier who makes it to the olympics finds that it is all downhill from there.
When the human cannonball retired they couldn't find a replacement of the right caliber.
A horse is a very stable animal.
OLD ESKIMOS never die, they just go cold.
You really are addicted to soccer, you should think of kicking the habit.
She was only a Magistrates daughter, but she knew what to do on the bench.
What happens when you get scared half to death..... twice?
The first fish to gather in schools was the grouper.
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.
If all your troubles are melting away watch out for the floods.
OLD PLAGIARISTS never die, they just steal away.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
Profanity, the language of computer professionals
If I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you!
Some cardiologists are heartless.
I went to buy some property with a hill on it, but it was a little steep.
I find that movies about submarines always go down well.
If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong.
" WHO CARES where Carmen Sandiego is? "
" She's dead, Jim. Still warm, though. Flip ya for her? "
A racer who was also a golfer really knew how to drive.
If you invite an insomniac to your pajama party they will be up for it.
Army dentists make a good drill corps.
Dermatologists often make rash statements.
My name is Bet. I'm a coupier.
A young sailor thought all of the waves were just swell.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die they just go to bits.
Give and you might receive. Take and be sure of it.
Backups are usually a good thing unless it's a sewer.
The Vikings landed during thunder and lightning and took the city by storm.
OLD BREAD MEN never die, they just lose their dough.
Seafood operations start out on a small scale.
Civil servants named Grant are known as government grants.
Here, you go first, you're immune to bullets.
I wish Noah had swatted those two mosquitoes.....
We should not expect to find old heads on young shoulders.
I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there.
When ancient wall sculptors were finished it was a relief.
The hot dog vendor answered, with a tone quite frank.
OLD MATH PROFESSORS never die, they just use strange expressions.
When all is said and done, more is said then done.
OLD SEWAGE WORKERS never die they just waste away.
A half truth is a whole lie.
The thief had a bold plan. He figured he could carry it off.
How do they get Teflon to stick to the pans?
OLD SEERS never die they just lose their vision.
Where God has a church the devil will have his chapel.
Everyday is a gift from god, that is why it is called the present
A low yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.
There’s no high like the most high.
OLD LAUNDRY WORKERS never die, they just are decreased.
She was only a Moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still.
God cures and the physician takes the fee.
A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket.
It takes all sorts of people to make a world.
OLD UNIVERSITY PRESIDENTS never die, they just lose their faculties
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
The aluminum foiled my plans.
She was only a Waitress's daughter but she sure could dish it out.
The hypnotist went out of business because he ran out of suggestions.
For class schedules Yoga instructors are flexible.
Hockey players are terrible chess players because they are always getting checked.
I do a lot of spreadsheets in the office so you can say I'm excelling at work.
He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself.
When they told him that his drum couldn't be fixed, it didn't resonate very well.
A fisherman tried boxing, but he only threw hooks.
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Winning candy as a prize is always a sweet victory.
During his lifetime, the composer Bach was a noted success.
OLD POKER PLAYERS never die, they are just discarded.
Press any key to continue.. Any other key to format hard drive.
" I can take photographs if I want to! " Tom snapped.
Lightning storms can be very striking.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
High on a ladder he saw a beautiful girl below. He fell for her.
When underwear fell in the vat at a beer - makers, a scandal was brewing.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
Old burglars never die they just steal away.
Lumberjacks have to keep problem logs.
My name is Grant, I am a loan officer.
Midwives don't like to wear breeches.
She was only a Farmer's daughter, but she knew hundreds of ways to fertilize.
Molecules boiling points vary to some degree.
A girl a day keeps the wife away.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake... news at 11!
My name is Joe, an espresso vender
Two friends took ropes to school so that they could skip out.
Many people need to learn to be happy with the State they are in.
Pipe fitters often have high pressure jobs.
" I told you not to ride that horse, " Tom nagged.
Coaches usually have a goal in mind.
The meat truck took a long time to deliver because of the Jerky ride.
Suicide at sea is definitely going overboard.
An exterminator in Idaho announced that he invented a new spray, one application of which will remain effective for a full season. " Of course, " he warned. " I've still got a few bugs to iron out. "
Swimmers have to be careful not to get into deep trouble.
OLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derail.
The invention of a shirt fastener after the button was a snap.
Life after death for evil doers has always been a hot topic.
The man who impulsively got a cat despite his allergies later realized that it was a rash decision.
OLD CARD PLAYERS never die, they just fold.
She was only a Fruit vendor's daughter, but, my, she had big melons.
Walk softly, carry a big stick.
Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
The color of the sun in the early morning: rose.
Driving on so many turnpikes was taking its toll.
A ham walked out of the hospital and said " I'm cured ".
If you're looking for oranges on an apple tree you will have a fruitless search.
In high school I recall having a beautiful but difficult math teacher. She was easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils!
Those with scissors shouldn't use cutting words.
What's the deal with negotiations?
The family elders have relative importance.
A skier who loses a race on a cold day will have a frosty disposition.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with life.
Christians, keep the faith... but not from others!
Those who get up at sunrise have many ideas dawn on them.
An experienced waiter can give a lot of good tips.
Someone who gossips to you will gossip about you.
A little greed can get you lots of stuff
Every man thinks his own geese swans.
Money is the Root of All Evil. For more info, send $ 10.
" This must be an aerobics class, " Tom worked out.
Don't go between the tree and the bark.
Mind your P's and Q's.
The most popular operation for orthopaedic surgeons is upper - leg surgery: very hip.
Actors are cast through their good and bad stages.
Food for bad dogs is bought by the pound.
My son wanted a scooter. When I told him they are too dangerous, he moped around the house.
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just go off on a tangent
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week.
Strip mining prevents forest fires.
De Broglie waved aside the invitation.
In parking lots, arguments often start from scratch.
Some shoe sales have a good selection to boot.
When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed.
Good eating deserves good drinking.
An army officer is a position that some people shoot for.
The electrician got his supplies at the outlet store.
The lumber company downsized. They got rid of the deadwood.
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! " I know. It gives you a nice buzz doesn't it? "
Tailors enjoy hanging out in internet fora, as they are full of threads.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
If you make yourself into a doormat, people will wipe their feet on you.
Priests can't marry without prior approval.
Old artists never die, they just put things in perspective.
Go away, you snake! Tom rattled off.
Whom God will destroy, he first make mad.
I never understood why people liked to play soft ball. It's a very underhanded thing to do.
Tom was so tired, he lied about his bed.
She was only an Artist's daughter, but what a crowd she could draw.
OLD KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN FRANCHISERS never die, they just chicken out.
OLD PILOTS never die they just take off.
My name is Marshall. I'm a peace officier.
Goose, gander and gosling are three sounds but one thing.
Astronomers often have their own private viewpoints.
OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled over.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
A farmer with a rip in his clothes has an overall problem.
She was only a Dairyman's daughter, but what a calf
Doctor, Doctor, this ointment you gave me makes my arm smart.. - Then rub some on your head? Next.
It's quiet in a bowling alley because you can hear a pin drop.
I just got back from a statistical probability conference. It was average.
OLD HIPPIES never die, they just take a trip.
I finally found a spotter at the gym, it's like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
If you trust before you try, you may repent before you die.
Shepherds sometimes have staff meetings.
After having a knee dislocated and an elbow fractured in two barroom brawls Bradley should have learned to stay away from those joints.
War is too important to be left to the generals.
No one knows where the shoe pinches, but he who wears it.
OLD AIR CONDITIONER REPAIRMEN never die, they just lose their cool.
To be a successful frequent flier you need a lot of connections.
What do they call all that lumber on the Star Trek's Enterprise? Captain's log.
" Ummm, trouble with grammar have I? Yes! " - - Yoda
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After Gus gave his girlfriend a 3 dollar box of chocolates for her birthday he got nothing but snickers.
I'll hear it from the horse's mouth.
Did you hear about the bivalve they called in to interrogate for that big murder investigation? Apparently, he's clammed up.
Don't make clothes for a not yet born baby.
At a conference, I unexpectedly encountered the wife of a former client, whom I hadn't seen in 20 or more years. " You haven't changed! " she exclaimed. " There's plenty of time for that, " I replied. " The dinner isn't until this evening. "
Changing a tire on that crazy Houston freeway was a wrenching experience.
Two podiatrists became arch rivals.
A husband and wife argued over the weather, but it soon blew over.
I needed a raise in my allowance. Mowing the grass all summer just wasn't cutting it.
I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
Success is just a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Counsel is no command.
A manufacturer that made lamps gave their employees a light workload.
A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge.
If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.
A man's best fortune or his worst is a wife.
Vinyl records are really groovy.
Before a plumber retired, he took the final plunge.
Firefighters can rescue you, but only Jesus saves.
Faraday was charged up with the idea.
An unusual medical book is one which has no appendix.
A tire store loves a chance to Roll out a new product.
If Version 1. 0 works someone goofed...
If you break a string on your guitar don't Fret.
After he bought his two - year - old a felt pen, he was a marked man.
OLD CARTOONISTS never die, they just draw their last breath.
The best place for criticism is in front of your mirror.
The plums for sale dried out, so the profits were pruned.
When a duck is feeling down he might just be happy.
This is the best guy I've met to date.
Waiter, I'll have my bill now. - How did you find your steak, sir? - Oh, I just moved the potato and there it was.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
OLD AUDITORS never die, they just lose their figures.
A new broome sweepeth cleane.
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
The other day I saw a magician walk down the street and turn into a drugstore.
You can catch more flies with a drop of honey than with a barrel of vinegar.
The racers all had shorts on that were too small for them, so it was a tight race.
She was only a Convict's daughter, but she sure knew all of the bars.
Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.
Why did CNN cancel that cool " Desert Storm " show?
Some clockmakers are normal, but others are a little cuckoo.
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
A man stole a case of soap from the corner store. The police said he made a clean getaway.
News of a coming flood was leaked.
She became a telephone operator because it was her calling.
Keyboard not connected. Think F1 to continue.
If you snooze you lose.
The politician is not one for Indian food. But he's good at currying favors.
If you are what you eat, I'm staying away from the nuts!
My name is Clay. I make pottery.
One of these new shoes isn't right.