Image macro meme, two-panel vertical format, watercolor art style, top text "RECIPE: ADD A PINCH OF SALT", bottom text "ME:", top panel: delicate hand elegantly pinching a small amount of salt over a perfectly arranged dish, soft pastel colors, professional kitchen backdrop, bottom panel: person wildly dumping entire salt shaker into pot, chaotic kitchen scene, ingredients scattered everywhere, smoke rising from another pot, cat stealing food in background, exaggerated shocked expression on cook's face, impact font in black with white outline, splatters of food and sauce as border decoration, subtle recipe card texture in background, 4K resolution, vibrant color palette, optimized for Pinterest sharing