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( January 2012 ) `` I 've Never Been to Me '' Single by Charlene from the album Songs of Love and Charlene ( 1977 ) I 've Never Been to Me ( 1982 ) B - side `` It 's Really Nice to Be in Love Again '' ( 1977 ) `` Somewhere in My Life '' ( 1982 ) Released 28 July 1977, February 1982 Format 7 '' Recorded 1976 Genre Pop Length 3 : 49 ( 1977 ) 3 : 47 ( 1982 ) Label Prodigal ( 1977 ) Motown ( 1982 ) Songwriter ( s ) Ron Miller, Kenneth Hirsch Producer ( s ) Ron Miller, Don Costa, Berry Gordy Charlene singles chronology `` Freddie '' ( 1977 ) `` I 've Never Been to Me '' ( 1977 ) `` Are You Free '' ( 1978 ) `` Freddie '' ( 1977 ) `` I 've Never Been to Me '' ( 1977 ) `` Are You Free '' ( 1978 ) `` Hungry '' ( 1980 ) Hungry1980 `` I 've Never Been to Me '' ( 1982 ) I 've Never Been to Me1982 `` Used to Be '' ( with Stevie Wonder ) ( 1982 ) String Module Error : Match not found1982 `` I 've Never Been to Me '' is a ballad, written and composed by Ron Miller and Kenneth Hirsch, which is best known via a recording by American pop singer Charlene. Its original release in 1977 barely registered on the Billboard Hot 100 in the United States, but its re-release in 1982 hit # 3 in the U.S. and earned her a Gold certification in Australia. In addition, the song topped the charts in Canada, Australia, the United Kingdom and Ireland. Contents 1 Content 2 Early versions 3 Revival 4 Chart history 4.1 Weekly charts 4.2 Year - end charts 5 Other versions 6 English cover versions 7 Subsequent cover versions in languages other than English 7.1 European 7.2 Asian 8 Parodies and references 9 Sampling 10 Live cover performances 11 Appearances / references in other media 12 References 13 External links Content The song is best known as lyrically formatted for a female vocalist and as such is addressed to a desperate wife and mother who would like to trade her prosaic existence for the jet setting lifestyle the song 's narrator has led. The narrator alludes to various hedonistic episodes in her life, concluding that while she 's `` been to paradise, '' she 's ultimately failed to find self - fulfillment expressing this with the line, `` I 've never been to me. '' There is also an alternative set of lyrics for the song formatted for a male singer, in which the narrator is an elderly man, destined to die the very next day, begging for a dime for a cup of coffee, addressing a younger man who is `` raising hell '' the way the old man used to do. Early versions Charlene had recorded `` I 've Never Been to Me '' in 1976 for her debut album, the self - titled Charlene, a Prodigal release ( P6 10015S1 ). Songs of Love ( P610018S1 ) came out six months later in 1977 and was essentially a re-issue of Charlene, having a slightly different track listing but retaining `` I 've Never Been to Me '' without the spoken section. Upon its September 1977 single release, `` I 've Never Been to Me '' became Charlene 's third consecutive single to stall in the lowest part of the Hot 100 in Billboard following `` It Ai n't Easy Coming Down '' - from the Charlene album - and `` Freddie '' from the Songs of Love LP, whose respective Hot 100 peaks had been # 97 and # 96 : the Hot 100 peak of `` I 've Never Been to Me '' in its original release was # 97 and while Charlene 's precedent two singles had both reached Billboard 's Easy Listening chart - `` It Ai n't Easy Coming Down '' at # 23, `` Freddie '' at # 40 - `` I 've Never Been to Me '' failed to appear on that chart. The earliest version of `` I 've Never Been to Me '' to be released was that by Randy Crawford which appeared on her 1976 album release Everything Must Change. Besides Charlene 's version, 1977 also saw the release of versions of the song by Nancy Wilson and Walter Jackson : Nancy Wilson 's version served as the title track of her June 1977 album release and was the first version of the song to be released as a single reaching # 47 on the Billboard 's R&B chart, while Walter Jackson 's version - featuring the lyric formatted from a male perspective - was featured on his I Want To Come Back As A Song album released in the spring of 1977. In February 1978 a mid-tempo recording of `` I 've Never Been to Me '' by Mary McGregor was released as the advance single from her In Your Eyes album : this single reached # 29 on Billboard 's Easy Listening chart. A modified version of MacGregor 's version was sent out to radio stations with the possibly controversial line in the final chorus : `` I spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free '', amended to `` I thought my heart would wait but I learned too late that it costs too much to be free. '' Also in 1978 Marti Caine recorded `` I 've Never Been to Me '' for her album release Behind the Smile from which it was issued as a single, and Mary Roos recorded the German rendering by lyricist Michael Kunze entitled `` Doch mich selber kenn ich nicht '' ( But I do not know myself ) for her album Maryland. Revival In 1982 Scott Shannon, a disc jockey at Tampa radio station WRBQ - FM, began playing the `` I 've Never Been to Me '' track off the Charlene album, and response from local listeners was such as to motivate Shannon, a former Motown employee, to alert Motown president Jay Lasker to the track 's hit potential. Lasker located Charlene who, discouraged by the poor performance of her 1977 Motown releases and by the label 's decision not to release a second album she had recorded, had left the music industry and met and married an Englishman, subsequently accompanying him to his native land and taking a job at a sweet shop in Ilford. Lasker located Charlene and personally telephoned her with the invitation to re-sign with Motown Records to facilitate the re-release of her `` I 've Never Been To Me '' single, which was done in the spring of 1982. The Billboard Hot 100 dated March 6, 1982, showed `` I 've Never Been to Me '' by Charlene debuting at # 84 -- already 13 places higher than its 1977 peak in its original release. It subsequently rose as high as # 3 on the Hot 100, where it held for four weeks during May and June. The track had even greater impact internationally, attaining # 1 status in Australia ( six weeks ), Canada ( four weeks ), Ireland ( three weeks ), and the United Kingdom. `` I 've Never Been to Me '' also afforded Charlene a Top Ten hit in Belgium ( Flemish Region ) ( # 7 ), the Netherlands ( # 7 ), New Zealand ( # 5 ), and Norway ( # 5 ). In 1982, Charlene 's `` I 've Never Been to Me '' was also a Top 10 hit on Billboard 's Adult Contemporary chart ( # 7 ) and a minor C&W chart crossover ( # 60 ). When the song was revived in 1982, the version being played on the radio was the take with the monologue ( from the Prodigal LP Charlene, P6 10015S1 ), so this was the one that Motown re-issued, not the Songs of Love single version from 1977 ( Prodigal, P610018S1 ). The song was never actually re-recorded by Charlene in 1982. As Charlene was unable to successfully follow up the success of `` I 've Never Been to Me '' -- her only subsequent Hot 100 entry `` Used to Be '' ( a duet with Stevie Wonder ) got as high as # 46 -- she remains a high - profile one - hit wonder. On the 2002 VH1 special 100 Greatest One - Hit Wonders, `` I 've Never Been to Me '' was ranked at # 75. Chart history Weekly charts Chart ( 1982 ) Peak position Australia ( KMR ) Belgium ( Ultratop 50 Flanders ) 7 Canada RPM Top Singles Ireland ( IRMA ) Netherlands ( Single Top 100 ) 7 New Zealand ( Recorded Music NZ ) 5 Norway ( VG - lista ) 5 UK Singles ( Official Charts Company ) US Billboard Hot 100 US Adult Contemporary ( Billboard ) 7 US Hot Country Songs ( Billboard ) 60 US Cash Box Top 100 Year - end charts Chart ( 1982 ) Rank Australia 11 Canada 6 Netherlands 56 New Zealand 40 UK 48 US Billboard Hot 100 38 US Cash Box 29 Other versions A Spanish language recording of `` I 've Never Been to Me '' entitled `` Nunca He Ido A Mi '' was recorded by Charlene and was one of two B - side tracks featured on the re-release of `` It Ai n't Easy Coming Down '' - the followup to the 1982 release of `` I 've Never Been to Me '' - in its UK format ( in other territories `` It Ai n't Easy Coming Down '' featured only the one B - side `` If I Could See Myself '' ). Charlene re-released the song in the form of a dance remix via download music in 2008. Preceded by `` Goody Two Shoes '' by Adam Ant UK number one single 26 June 1982 Succeeded by `` Happy Talk '' by Captain Sensible Preceded by `` Mickey '' by Toni Basil Australian Kent Music Report number - one single June 21, 1982 - July 26, 1982 ( 6 weeks ) Succeeded by `` I Ran ( So Far Away ) '' by A Flock of Seagulls Preceded by `` Ebony and Ivory '' by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder Canadian RPM number - one single 25 June - 17 July 1982 ( 4 weeks ) Succeeded by `` Abracadabra '' by Steve Miller English cover versions The Temptations recorded `` I 've Never Been to Me '' with the male - formatted lyrics on their Reunion album in 1982. Howard Keel recorded `` I 've Never Been to Me '' with the male - formatted lyrics for his album Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow. Keel made this song a staple of his live concerts from 1985 - 2002. Dutch singer Patricia Paay recorded the song for her 1995 English - language album Time of My Life comprising songs from movies, `` I 've Never Been to Me '' being the opening number in the film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Tracy Huang Ying Ying, a famous Taiwanese diva, covered this song in 1978 and she is better known for this song in Singapore, Malaysia and other parts of Asia than the original singer. This version replaces the words `` subtle whoring '' with `` inner feelings. '' Neds Atomic Dustbin covered the song for the 1992 compilation Ruby Trax. It was also included on their 1994 album 0.522. Taiwanese girl group S.H.E included a cover on their 2002 album, Youth Society. A hi - NRG / eurodance cover of the song by Rainbow Nation featuring Monica Dionne was released as a single through Almighty Records in 2003. An audio sample can be heard on the official Almighty Records website. J - pop singer Yuki Koyanagi recorded a Japanese - language cover. It was included on the `` Love Knot - Ai No Kizuna '' single from 2004. She sang it in English as well. Japanese musical actress Seiko Niizuma covered the song on her live album `` LIVE MOMENTS '' in 2013. Subsequent cover versions in languages other than English European Czech : `` Já Slyšel O Ráji '' - I heard about paradise - recorded by Karel Gott for his 1983 album release... a to mám rád. Dutch : `` Ik moet leren '' ( `` I need to learn '' ) recorded by Garry Hagger ( nl ) for his 1996 album release Het allermooiste. Finnish : `` En tunne itseäin '' ( `` I do not know myself '' ) recorded by Seija Simola in 1984. It was released as a single, as well as on the compilation Jokamiehen suosikit 10. German : `` Ich hab ' ins Paradies geseh'n ( I 've peeked into paradise ) '' 1982 single release for Paola `` Doch mich selber kenn ich nicht '' ( But I do not know myself - lyric by Michael Kunze ) - introduced by Mary Roos on her 1978 album Maryland - remade by Leonard for his 2001 Rhythmus der nacht album. `` De Wind vun Hamborg '' ( the breeze of Hamburg ) a `` Plattdüütsch '' ( Low German ) rendering recorded by Ina Müller in 2009 having been a staple of Müller 's live act for several years. Müller is herself the lyricist for this rendering radically reinvents the original English song relating the singer 's experiences during her travels of Northern Germany and concluding that the most happy times have always been when she felt the breeze of Hamburg blowing, thereby transporting the sentiment of there being no place like home. Swedish : `` Jag har sett himmelen '' ( I have seen heaven ) recorded by Kikki Danielsson for her 1983 album `` Singles Bar ''. Asian Chinese : Vivian Chow 's Cantonese version `` 孤單 的 心痛 '' ( lit. The solitary heartache ) is a Cantopop love song based on I 've Never Been to Me. 三 月 的 玫瑰 '' ( lit. Rose of March ), performed by Taiwanese singer, Jin Rei - Yao ( 金瑞瑤 ). Taiwanese singer Teresa Teng recorded versions of this song both in Mandarin and in English Japanese : There are two different versions of the lyrics in Japanese. One largely follows the original theme, while a newer version has completely different lyrics written by Keiko Aso ( 麻生 圭子 ) with the title `` LOVE IS ALL ~ 愛 を 聴か せ て ~ '' ( Love is All - Let me hear your love - ). Japanese female singer Megumi Shiina ( 椎名 恵 ) recorded it for a TV period drama of the unrequited love between Takeda Shingen 's daughter and Oda Nobunaga 's son. The latter, positive version is often used as a wedding song in Japan ; the chorus line `` never been to me '' is replaced with `` my love is true ''. Korean : `` As One '' ( 애즈 원 ), South Korean female duo, Crystal ( Dahee Chae 채 다희 ) and Min ( Minyoung Lee 이민영 ). Lyric by Sara Yun ( 윤사라 ), and re-arranged by Jaehong Shin ( 신재홍 ). Album Day by day, released on November 11, 1999. Vietnamese : `` Thiên Đường Ảo '' ( `` Virtual Heaven '' ) was written and sung by Vân Quỳnh. Parodies and references It was covered by Irish TV puppet Dustin the Turkey ( from the children 's TV series The Den ) with re-worked lyrics on his album Unplucked. This version replaces the title with a claim that Dustin has `` never been to Meath. '' WLW Radio in Cincinnati ( The Gary Burbank Show ) played a parody called `` Never Been To Xenia '' in the 1980s. Filipino singer - songwriter Ogie Alcasid recorded a cover of the song with the lyrics sung from a second - person point of view. The Kinsey Sicks performed a parody called `` I 've Been Through Parasites ( Never Had VD ) '' which appears on their album, I Wanna Be A Republican. The British comedy series Absolutely Fabulous referenced the song when main character Edina Monsoon was contemplating an extended spiritual retreat, saying that `` I 've never been to me. '' It is humorously mentioned early in the 2015 comedy film Paul Blart : Mall Cop 2. In 2015, on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Fallon performed a lip synched version of the song. Sampling Australian artist Ben Lee sampled the song for his track `` No Room to Bleed, '' from his album hey you. yes you., which he released in 2002. Polish producer Lubay featured the 1982 sample for an unreleased tune to be used as a soundtrack in 2006, as it states on his Soundcloud profile ( 1 ). Live cover performances It has been covered live by Korean female duo As One in English with the original lyrics, and in Korean with completely rewritten lyrics. K - pop and J - pop singer Younha sung a cover of the song in English on the Korean TV program `` Music Travel Lalala ''. Appearances / references in other media In 1994, the film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert opened with Hugo Weaving lip - synching this song while in drag. The song is also featured in the first act of the stage musical where it is mimed onstage by two Sydney female impersonators at the Imperial Hotel in Erskineville, Australia. In the sitcom Will & Grace, Jack McFarland ( Sean Hayes ) comically performed this song during `` Just Jack, '' his first show in the 1998 first - season episode `` Between A Rock And Harlin 's Place. '' The song was referenced by Dan Castallaneta on The Simpsons in the 15th - season episode from 2004, `` Catch ' Em If You Can. '' When Homer is told he has been to space, he replies, `` And yet I 've never been to me. '' In episode five of season three of the series Absolutely Fabulous ( `` Fear, '' 1995 ), Eddie says, `` Sweetie, I 've been to paradise, but I have never, ever been to me. '' The song was sung by Edie Britt, a fictional character portrayed by Nicollette Sheridan on the hit TV show Desperate Housewives, in the season one episode `` Move On, '' from 2005. It was unknown whether Sheridan was allowed to use her own voice in character as of late July 2017. In the sitcom Black Books, Fran Katzenjammer realizes her date is gay when he requests the song be played at a restaurant inside which they are eating. In 2006, the song was used in Toffee Pops biscuit commercials in New Zealand. In 2006, `` I 've Never Been to Me '' was released as one of the songs on SingStar Anthems, one of the popular SingStar video games. In 2007, the song was used in the movie Shrek the Third. The Weekend Update segment of the September 25, 2004 episode of Saturday Night Live featured Rachel Dratch portraying Barbara Walters conducting an interview with herself ( i.e. Walters ) : the routine ended with `` Barbara '' talk - singing the second chorus of `` I 've Never Been to Me. '' In the 2008 UK TV Series, Beautiful People, Simon 's teacher, Miss Prentice, delivers the second verse and chorus as a farewell speech when leaving the school, replacing the word ' paradise ' in the chorus with the town of Reading, where the show is set. The selection was used in a montage for Tina Lord on One Life to Live. This song can be unlocked in Wii Music. The song was listed as the # 3 worst song of all time in Jimmy Guterman 's book `` The Worst Rock n ' Roll Records of All Time : A Fan 's Guide to the Stuff You Love to Hate. '' A CNN poll listed the song as the # 4 worst song of all time. In 2017, the song was prominently used in the film You Were Never Really Here. References Jump up ^ Billboard - Google Books. Books.google.com. 1982 - 12 - 25. Retrieved 2014 - 03 - 29. ^ Jump up to : Roberts, David ( 2006 ). British Hit Singles & Albums ( 19th ed. ). London : Guinness World Records Limited. p. 410. ISBN 1 - 904994 - 10 - 5. 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Question: who wrote i've never been to me
Answer: Ron Miller and Kenneth Hirsch