Mad Dogs and Englishmen ( song ) - wikipedia Mad Dogs and Englishmen ( song ) Romney Brent sings `` Mad Dogs and Englishmen '', Words and Music, 1932 `` Mad Dogs and Englishmen '' is a song written by Noël Coward and first performed in The Third Little Show at the Music Box Theatre, New York, on 1 June 1931, by Beatrice Lillie. The following year it was used in the revue Words and Music and also released in a `` studio version ''. It then became a signature feature in Coward 's cabaret act. The song is especially known for the line `` Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun '' with which most verses begin and end. According to Sheridan Morley, Coward wrote the song while driving from Hanoi to Saigon `` without pen, paper, or piano ''. Coward himself elucidated : `` I wrestled in my mind with the complicated rhythms and rhymes of the song until finally it was complete, without even the aid of pencil and paper. I sang it triumphantly and unaccompanied to my travelling companion on the verandah of a small jungle guest house. Not only Jeffrey ( Amherst ), but the gecko lizards and the tree frogs gave every vocal indication of enthusiasm ''. Contents 1 The Noonday Gun 2 Churchill and Roosevelt 3 Cultural references 4 References 5 External links The Noonday gun The lines In Hong Kong, they strike a gong, and fire off a noonday gun To reprimand each inmate who 's in late refer to the Noonday Gun opposite the Excelsior Hotel in Hong Kong, which is still fired every day at noon by a member of Jardines. In 1968, Coward visited Hong Kong and fired the gun. Churchill and Roosevelt Coward wrote, `` In Words and Music Romney Brent sang it as a missionary in one of Britain 's tropical colonies. Since then I have sung it myself ad nauseam. On one occasion it achieved international significance. This was a dinner party given by Mr Winston Churchill on board HMS Prince of Wales in honour of President Franklin D. Roosevelt on the evening following the signing of the Atlantic Charter. From an eye - witness description of the scene it appears that the two world leaders became involved in a heated argument as to whether ' In Bangkok at twelve o'clock they foam at the mouth and run ' came at the end of the first refrain or at the end of the second. President Roosevelt held firmly to the latter view and refused to budge even under the impact of Churchillian rhetoric. In this he was right and when, a little later, I asked Mr Churchill about the incident, he admitted defeat like a man. '' Cultural references The song is performed by Judy Garland, Lena Horne, Terry - Thomas and dancers on The Judy Garland Show : Episode 4, which aired October 13, 1963. The song is referenced in the 1964 novel, The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch by Philip K. Dick. The song is referenced in episode 48 of My Favorite Martian, `` Do n't Rain on my Parade '', which aired in 1964. It is the title of act one of the 1965 The Man from U.N.C.L.E. episode `` The Bow - Wow Affair ''. The song is quoted and referenced in Mad Dogs & Englishmen, a 1970 live album by Joe Cocker and others ( and in the 1971 film from the same tour as the album ). The song is performed in the second season of The Muppet Show, though was not likely seen by American audiences as it was added for British audiences. The song is performed in Ten Little Indians ( 1989 film ). The song is quoted in the 1995 Canadian / British film of the same name. A 2002 Doctor Who novel bears the same title. The song is referenced in the 2002 Justice League episode `` The Brave and the Bold ''. Mad Gods and Englishmen is a 2006 comic strip by Simon Spurrier and Boo Cook, for the character Harry Kipling. A 2013 episode of Tom Kapinos ' Californication is also named after the song. References Jump up ^ Coward, Noël, The Complete Illustrated Lyrics 1st edition ( 1998 ), Overlook Hardcover, ISBN 0 - 87951 - 896 - 0 Jump up ^ Coward, Noël. The Noël Coward Song Book, quoted in the sleeve note to Cowardy Custard cast recording, RCA SER 5656 / 57 Jump up ^ `` Ten Little Indians ( 1989 ) ''. IMDB. Retrieved 10 September 2015. Jump up ^ IMDB External links Lyrics ( www.traditionalmusic.co.uk ) `` Mad Dogs and Englishmen '' at Internet Archive ( track # 7, with the Ray Noble Orchestra, 1932 ) `` Mad Dogs and Englishmen '' on YouTube, Noël Coward `` Mad Dogs and Englishmen '' on YouTube, Coward on CBS Retrieved from `` https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mad_Dogs_and_Englishmen_(song)&oldid=787168266 '' Categories : 1931 songs Patter songs Songs written by Noël Coward Hidden categories : All articles with specifically marked weasel - worded phrases Articles with specifically marked weasel - worded phrases from June 2015 All articles with unsourced statements Articles with unsourced statements from June 2015 Talk Contents About Wikipedia Add links This page was last edited on 23 June 2017, at 21 : 01. Text is available under the Creative Commons Attribution - ShareAlike License ; additional terms may apply. By using this site, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. 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Question: only.... fools and englishmen go out in the midday sun
Answer: "Mad Dogs and Englishmen"