There 's a skeeter on my peter - wikipedia There 's a skeeter on my peter This article is an orphan, as no other articles link to it. Please introduce links to this page from related articles ; try the Find link tool for suggestions. ( February 2009 ) This article needs additional citations for verification. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed. ( March 2017 ) `` There 's a Skeeter on My Peter ( Knock it Off ) '' is a well - known humorous song. It is sung to the tune of `` If You 're Happy and You Know It '' or sometimes `` She 'll Be Coming Round the Mountain ''. The premise of this song is that the mosquito is on the singer 's penis ( `` peter '' ) and he would like someone to cause the insect to depart from his appendage. This song, like many in its genre, has frequently variable lyrics, including substituting `` knock it off '' with `` beat it off '' or `` whack it off ''. Variations of version Variant # 1 : There 's a skeeter on my peter, flick it off There 's a skeeter on my peter, flick it off There 's a dozen on my cousin 's I can hear the bastards buzzin ' There 's a skeeter on my peter, flick it off Variant # 2 : There 's a skeeter on my peter, get it off There 's a dozen on my cousin 's I can hear the bastards buzzin ' There 's a skeeter on my peter, get it off Variant # 3 : There 's a skeeter on my peter, sweet Marie There 's another on my brother, ca n't you see There 's a dozen on my cousin Ca n't you hear those bastards buzzin ' There 's a skeeter on my peter, sweet Marie Variant # 4 : There 's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off There 's another on my brother, whack it off There 's a dozen on my cousin 's I can hear the bastards buzzin ' There 's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off Variant # 5 : There 's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off There 's another on my brother, knock it off There 's a dozen on my cousin 's just to hear the bastards buzzin ' There 's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off Variant # 6 : There 's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off There 's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off There 's a skeeter on my peter playing ping pong with my ding dong There 's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off Variant # 7 : There 's a skeeter on my peter, flick it off There 's a skeeter on my peter, flick it off There 's a thousand more a comin ', I can hear them all abuzzin ' There 's a skeeter on my peter, flick it off Variant # 8 : There 's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off There 's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off There 's a skeeter on my peter Cuz it knows there 's nothin ' sweeter There 's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off There 's a spider up inside her, get it out There 's a spider up inside her, get it out There 's a spider up inside her Cuz there ai n't nowhere that 's wider There 's a spider up inside her, get it out Origins The earliest printed example of this song is found in the book Parodology ( 1927 ) where the melody is listed as an adaptation of the tune `` Little Bit of Love ''. This song has been commercially recorded by Valby and by an anonymous person on the 1960 LP The Unexpurgated Folk Songs of Men. There 's a Skeeter on my Peter, Beat it off There 's a skeeter on my Peter, Beat it off There 's a dozen on my cousin 's I can hear the bastard buzzing There 's a skeeter on my Peter, Beat it off References Jump up ^ Parodology ( 1927 ) pg 16. song # 39. Jump up ^ The Unexpurgated Folk Songs of Men. 16pp booklet which accompanies the LP of the same name. Retrieved from `` https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=There%27s_a_Skeeter_on_My_Peter&oldid=786372580 '' Categories : Drinking songs Hidden categories : Orphaned articles from February 2009 All orphaned articles Articles needing additional references from March 2017 All articles needing additional references All articles with unsourced statements Articles with unsourced statements from March 2017 Articles needing more detailed references Talk About Wikipedia Add links This page was last edited on 19 June 2017, at 01 : 46. About Wikipedia

Question: who sings there's a skeeter on my peter
Answer: Valby