Task: Malevolent Problems
Come up with an original and creative way to react to the following unfair scenario and get back at or sabotage the wrongdoer:
You are the co-editor at the local online newspaper. Recently, the website has not been getting several visitors and you've realized it's because of the boring stories posted. You need to increase traffic to the website or you'll lose your job. However, you still want to keep things legal.

Response: Make the stories more interesting by dramatizing them, without completely lying or skewing the truth.
Human creativity rating (0-100 scale): 35