Task: Malevolent Problems
Come up with an original and creative way to react to the following unfair scenario and get back at or sabotage the wrongdoer:
You are driving too fast in your car, definitely above the speed limit, when you are pulled over by a police officer. It is very likely you will get a hefty fine if you do not come up with a good explanation for your speeding.

Response: late for work
Human creativity rating (0-100 scale): 25