South Park (season 13)
Episodes

South Park (season 13)

Section Title: Episodes
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No. overall	No. in season	Title	Directed by	Written by	Original air date	Prod. code	U.S. viewers (millions)

182	1	"The Ring"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	March 11, 2009	1301	3.41

When Kenny's new girlfriend receives a purity ring at a concert, the boys find out that Mickey Mouse is using the rings as a scheme.

183	2	"The Coon"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	March 18, 2009	1302	3.27

Cartman poses as a superhero vigilante, The Coon, and grows jealous of the popularity and success of a rival superhero, Mysterion.

184	3	"Margaritaville"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	March 25, 2009	1303	2.77

When Randy Marsh tries to teach Stan how to save money, a recession hits South Park.

185	4	"Eat, Pray, Queef"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	April 1, 2009	1304	3.0

The Terrance and Phillip show is preempted by a new program, The Queef Sisters.

186	5	"Fishsticks"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	April 8, 2009	1305	3.1

Jimmy Valmer comes up with a joke that becomes a national sensation, and Cartman takes all of the credit. Meanwhile, Carlos Mencia claims credit for the joke and rapper Kanye West is mocked for not understanding it.

187	6	"Pinewood Derby"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	April 15, 2009	1306	2.78

When Stan's pinewood derby car is sabotaged, it is discovered by an alien species.

188	7	"Fatbeard"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	April 22, 2009	1307	2.59

The kids mistake the piracy in Somalia for a return of the classic era of swashbuckling pirates, and Cartman convinces his classmates to run away to Somalia.

189	8	"Dead Celebrities"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	October 7, 2009	1308	2.67

Ike is terrified by encounters with the ghosts of recently deceased celebrities because of Michael Jackson's refusal to acknowledge his own death.

190	9	"Butters' Bottom Bitch"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	October 14, 2009	1309	2.56

Butters purchases his first kiss from a girl which escalates to him becoming a pimp.

191	10	"W.T.F."	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	October 21, 2009	1310	1.37

After seeing a live WWE Raw event, the boys form their own backyard wrestling federation.

192	11	"Whale Whores"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	October 28, 2009	1311	N/A

When Japanese people slaughter dolphins at an aquarium, Stan takes on the cause of saving the dolphins and whales from Japanese whalers.

193	12	"The F Word"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	November 4, 2009	1312	1.99

When Cartman refers to an obnoxious motorcycle group as "faggots", Big Gay Al and Mr. Slave have issues with the term.

194	13	"Dances with Smurfs"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	November 11, 2009	1313	2.77

When Cartman is chosen to read the South Park Elementary morning announcements, he uses it as a platform to make critical statements about the school.

195	14	"Pee"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	November 18, 2009	1314	2.87

The boys go on a trip to the water park, where Cartman is distraught to discover that many people from minority groups are in attendance.

Sentence(s)

The 13th season of South Park's "W.T.F." was seen by 1.37 million viewers; and "The F Word" was seen by 1.99 million viewers.

final_sentence: The 13th season of South Park's "W.T.F." was seen by 1.37 million viewers; and "The F Word" was seen by 1.99 million viewers.