Family Guy (season 7)
Episodes

Family Guy (season 7)

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No. overall	No. in season	Title	Directed by	Written by	Original air date	Prod. code	U.S. viewers (millions)

111	1	"Love, Blactually"	Cyndi Tang	Mike Henry	September 28, 2008	6ACX03	9.20

Brian begins dating a woman named Carolyn, but decides not to have sex with her because (as Stewie points out) none of his relationships have worked because he has sex immediately after they meet.

112	2	"I Dream of Jesus"	Mike Kim	Brian Scully	October 5, 2008	6ACX05	8.42

Peter buys a record of his favorite song ("Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen) and listens to it incessantly, annoying his family.

113	3	"Road to Germany"	Greg Colton	Patrick Meighan	October 19, 2008	6ACX08	9.07

During a party at the Griffin house Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine (mistaking it for a bathroom), forcing Brian and Stewie to take a return pad and go after him.

114	4	"Baby Not on Board"	Julius Wu	Mark Hentemann	November 2, 2008	6ACX07	9.97

The Griffins decide to take a trip to the Grand Canyon. They inadvertently leave Stewie in the house, not realizing it until they are in New York (where they call Cleveland and Quagmire to check on him).

115	5	"The Man with Two Brians"	Dominic Bianchi	John Viener	November 9, 2008	6ACX09	8.60

When Brian is hurt, the Griffins think he may be getting too old. Peter buys a younger dog, whom he calls "New Brian".

116	6	"Tales of a Third Grade Nothing"	Jerry Langford	Alex Carter	November 16, 2008	6ACX10	8.52

Peter tries to get a promotion by impressing his boss Angela, which leads to his inadvertently blowing up part of a children's hospital.

117	7	"Ocean's Three and a Half"	John Holmquist	Cherry Chevapravatdumrong	February 15, 2009	6ACX11	7.33

Bonnie gives birth to her baby, a beautiful girl named Susie; however, Joe is unable to pay her medical bills. He turns to a loan shark for the money, and ends up in debt.

118	8	"Family Gay"	Brian Iles	Richard Appel	March 8, 2009	6ACX12	7.18

Peter participates in medical experiments to pay off a debt. One includes his being injected with the "gay gene".

119	9	"The Juice Is Loose"	Cyndi Tang	Andrew Goldberg	March 15, 2009	6ACX13	7.21

In this supposedly-lost episode from 2007 Peter cashes in a raffle ticket from 1989 and wins a golf outing with O.

120	10	"Fox-y Lady"	Pete Michels	Matt Fleckenstein	March 22, 2009	6ACX14	7.45

Lois gets a job at Fox News, although Brian warns her that the channel is a biased network. On her first day she is assigned to an exposé on Michael Moore alleging that he is homosexual.

121	11	"Not All Dogs Go to Heaven"	Greg Colton	Danny Smith	March 29, 2009	6ACX17	8.20

Meg becomes a born-again Christian after watching a Christian TV show starring Kirk Cameron. She begins talking about Christianity to the Griffins, who are uninterested in her new-found faith.

122	12	"Episode 420"	Julius Wu	Patrick Meighan	April 19, 2009	6ACX16	7.40

After Brian is arrested for drug possession, he launches a campaign to legalize marijuana in Quahog. After an elaborate musical, Mayor West passes a law legalizing the drug.

123	13	"Stew-Roids"	Jerry Langford	Alec Sulkin	April 26, 2009	6ACX18	6.80

Susie attacks Stewie; upset by this, Peter takes Stewie to train at the local gym. A trainer notices Stewie struggling with barbells and offers them steroids.

124	14	"We Love You, Conrad"	John Holmquist	Cherry Chevapravatdumrong	May 3, 2009	6ACX19	6.67

Brian learns that his ex-girlfriend Jillian is getting married, and goes to a local bar to drown his sorrows. In a drunken stupor, he meets Lauren Conrad (although he does not realize this until they wake up in bed the next morning).

125	15	"Three Kings"	Dominic Bianchi	Alec Sulkin	May 10, 2009	6ACX15	6.47

Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's best-known works: Stand by Me, Misery and The Shawshank Redemption.

126	16	"Peter's Progress"	Brian Iles	Wellesley Wild	May 17, 2009	6ACX20	7.33

Peter learns from Cleveland's Jamaican psychic cousin, Madame Claude, in a palm reading that in a past life he was Griffin Peterson (the founder of Quahog).

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"Baby Not On Board" was the most-viewed episode of the season, with 9.97 million views.

final_sentence: "Baby Not On Board" was the most-viewed episode of the season, with 9.97 million views.