no pero vino porque he came to check on my machine .
(be)cause it wasn't recording .
I guess yes .
I was being sporadic .
but I guess now I'm wearing it every day .
huh ?
supposedly .
I mean it's not gonna kill me .
no si él me lo dijo el domingo (be)cause he went to our our mom my mother in law's house .
yo le invité pa Easter porque me daba pena el pobre aquí solo sin familia ni nada .
so we had him over for Easter [=! background_noises] .
me dice 
+" ay sí I feel so bad !
+" poor Katie and Rosa and you know .
oye y compraron un suitcase con un briefcase ?
did he just get it ?
no te lo creo .
esto diez dólares ?
coño está
quién xxx that one ?
Miguel .
coño that's that diez dólares na más +!?
that's really cheap !
qué comieron qué pidieron ?
cuánto le habrán pagado pa las fotos de los de los niños ?
y qué hicieron con ello ?
lo dieron a con charity I hope ?
a ver .
what do you mean she's doing a triathlon ?
like the kids are gonna be proud of a six weeks um and you know .
ay por favor .
sh por favor !
a ver déjame ver dónde están las fotos de la casa .
el cuarto [=! mumbles]
déjame but [=! mumbles]
y él no tiene una pila de hijos con otra gente con otra mujer ?
++ con la la portorriqueña .
le gustan las por(torriqueñas)
bueno él es portorro también .
.
ay sí too adult .
<too f ay no
there's nothing fun about it .
and very
no it looks like nineteens eighteen eighteen fifties room .
it's eighteen fifties you know .
there's nothing pink .
there's nothing .
espérate espérate .
aquí tienen lo mismo que tienen los hijos míos la medalla .
aquí está la azul .
y aquí está el rosado .
t(odo) es todo blanco .
muy formal .
es muy formal .
+" the let when the umbilical cords fell off I cried [=! reads] .
+" that was the last attachment we had [=! reads] .
+" where it was just us [=! reads] .
ay please .
espérate espérate .
+" I miss feeling them inside of me .
says Jennifer 
+" it's funny .
+" when their little umbilical cords fell off I cried .
sí estaba gordita .
cincuenta libras .
even with twins .
forty maybe even forty or forty five with twins .
sí exacto [=! laughs] .
no olvídate al día siguien(te)
+" designers Dolce and Gabbana presented the babies with custom-made fur wraps [=! reads] .
dónde están ?
oh the one here where they were laying in them ?
el pink .
y dónde está el azul ?
el pobre Max lo lo lo rodean de rosadito .
+" it's just made me feel so good [=! reads] .
+" that my children were being welcomed into the [=! reads]
ay por favor .
olvídate si tiene como tres trainers !
tiene un cocinero !
oh she's not breastfeeding .
my mom didn't breastfeed because she didn't have any milk .
my mother had no milk .
neither did my sister .
they didn('t) er no producía .
I mean like dos goticas de nada .
with none of us none four .
con el primero dice mi mamá que probó y probó .
le daban toda clase de you know shakes and things to
nada .
nada .
con el segundo dice que probó .
y ya con mi hermana dijo 
+" phew forget it .
+" I'm not even gonna bother .
y mi hermana tampoco ni con ni con el grande ni con el chiquito .
what's with this let's put your feet up ?
I mean that's so posed .
(es)tá puñetero .
he looks very queer .
+" matching three thousand xxx [=! reads] .
+" gifts from pals Eva Longoria and hairstylist Ken Paves [=! reads] .
ay please .
+" the nineteen sixty-two Mercedes was a Christmas gift for Jennifer from Marc along with a Himalayan cat named Misty [=! reads] .
ay por favor .
sí un convertible .
está lindo .
ha looks f(ull) looking glam in full make-up and a bathrobe .
.
+" three months of seclusion [=! reads] .
ay please .
I didn't have any morning sickness .
ay por favor !
a public school .
no porque vive en Lon Island so the public schools are probably good .
they're so bad ugly .
you don't !
you don't .
that thing doesn't
I mean they don't fold down .
pero es una
it it's not a
it it is a showing off coche .
it's not a practical
pero work is relative term .
it's not you and my work .
con dos full
qué decía aquí ?
two two baby nurses on around-the-clock duty .
two .
y to y con to eso dicen que ellos son los que se levantan a d(ar) a alimentar a los niños .
(en)tonces pa que rayos tú tienes dos mujeres ?
pa que le estás le estás regalando el dinero .
ay oye !
.
qué ma(la) [=! laughs] !
no they look normal .
they look normal Jackie por favor .
yes they will .
no te acuerdas que ese era el lío con Tom Cruise porque la niña no se le veía la foto por casi seis meses que
te acuerdas que decían que la chiquita tenía ?
ay por favor .
ay please .
they claim that th(ey) they didn't do in vitro .
+ so <what does that have to do with that's nothing to do with in vitro ?
+ in vitro is <your own your own genes .
they're fertilized outside and then injected in you .
no .
es que fraternal twins are not common at all .
fraternal twins would
no what runs in her family are identical twins not fraternal .
fraternal is two eggs getting fertilized separately .
that normally is
that I know .
and I could be wrong .
I was always heard that the one that runs in the family is the identical .
one egg [=! claps] splits into two .
pero in vitro no significa que no es son los genes de ellos .
they take
++ outside .
and then they put the embryo in .
hoping it'll take .
which is why people get multiple births .
because normally they don't .
in fact I was watching las noticias .
y había una mujer que salió con identical triplets .
and they did in they did in vitro .
pero ellos no querían multiple kids .
so they only put one egg in .
the thing split [=! laughs] .
.
it's like super rare [=! laughs] .
they said 
+" here we only wanted one kid you know to take it slow .
because that's why you see people that's why you see so many twins now because people do multiple eggs .
and they'll get two boys a boy and a girl two girls whatever it is .
and he said no no no they didn't want that .
le pusieron un solo embryo pa que bueno si cogía bien perfecto [=! laughs] .
y cayeron tr(es) idén(ticos) [=! laughs]
tres idénticos [=! laughs] .
<se le pintan las uñas like each of them have a different colored nail painted so they can tell them apart because they're identical [=! laughs] .
tú te imaginas [=! laughs] .
y dice el marido 
+" here they were doing everything right .
+" we only want one kid .
+" let's not do them
ya gasta !
cómo xxx .
cuál es la diferencia ?
oh no I don't like the baby blue .
why do they el suéter de Ramona .
Pam dio esa opción ?
no I like this better .
yo ví el de Ramona y
lo había cambia(do)
y por qué ?
las mías todas vinieron azules .
oye gracias Katie te lo agradezco (be)cause I hate that one .
I really don't like it .
yo se lo vi en el suéter de de
I'll have to bring my tee black tee shirt again because I think I think it's this color .
I think it's black .
I'll have to bring it in .
looks horrible .
no me gustó .
yo pensé que lo Ramona era por equivocación .
y no le dijiste [=! laughs] 
+" María te lo va a tirar por la cabeza [=! laughs] !
then he goes 
+" oh nevermind .
why was he changing them ?
ay porque es la Julia I know I know .
+" I had one of the best pregnancies ever [=! reads] .
+" and I have to say one of the best husbands who helped me through every emotional xxx [=! reads]
ay por favor !
+" qué cursi !
como diría mi mi mi hermana [=! laughs] 
sí porque si las venden a un dólar .
a un dólar las venden ?
más chiquitico que el normal ?
lo dividen a la mitad ?
more than normal no .
they buy the sign out front that says whatever .
oh o_k .
they find something else .
tú ves a Katie en un P_T_A meeting ?
tú ves ?
shhh .
ay dios mío .
.
it's cold .
I had a long sleeved shirt too .
it's cold .
I got on the bus this morning .
and I forgot to look at the number .
damn !
yeah .
I know the one from my house .
but this is at the dealer .
damn !
enfrente de South Motors .
I took the car to the to be serviced .
yeah South Motor .
ahí te mando el el número de Joanna Toole .
she um she she comes to our board you know when people hire her when they wanna chop off down a tree or something .
or not as a case maybe [=! yawns] .
yes .
where ?
is this the road that's right next to um ?
uhhuh .
+ <how did you pick this how did you pick the stores ?
don't they have stuff outside ?
yeah .
I've driven by it (be)cause our dojo where we go do taekwondo is down the street .