the two piece set of the of the water glasses is
can you do me a favor ?
what ?
go to Paypal .
because I think that's a little bit more pressing more important right now (...) than looking at some dollar store online .
you know how to log in ?
you do it .
give me the computer [=! whisper] .
ok [=! whisper] .
(be)cause this guy wanted to buy the lights to the car the headlights .
and he he said he was going to send the money in today .
so if he does (..) that's my xxx to call him .
xxx at hot female dot_com .
oh yeah it's a it's a little gay that um that it's at Hotmail_dot_com not Hotfemale_dot_com .
ay ya .
I'm gonna I'm gonna xxx Hotfemale_dot_com .
then I'll be diez mil at en Hotfemale_dot_com instead of at 
xxx .
eh eh eh .
I bet it exists right .
then let's make an account xxx .
don't you think that's funny ?
is that that French teacher's artwork ?
is it ?
I think so .
I saw another one of his on the wall the other day in the other side of the library .
I see .
but why the hell does he put the fricking
and the ornaments .
why does he have the table of the periodic table on ?
I don't know xxx .
that's ridiculous .
ok no that he he didn't send the money .
so (..) I thought he wanted it today .
check my email for me ?
let's see if he wrote to me or something .
you know Matt has actually asked me about the fish .
what did he say ?
well he asked me 
+" how are your fish doing ?
and I told him that the puffer fish had died and
although that was a while back right .
he hadn't asked me you know .
yeah I know .
and he said 
+" oh well there aren't those you you know (..) brackish water ?
so he didn't the other guy had told him .
and then I told him about the box_fish that we got .
what did he say ?
that not to eat it !
.
he said that those are the the they have poisonous swim bladder .
oh uh we weren't gonna eat it .
you wanted to sell it [=! laugh] .
yeah well but
ok .
I don't think you're
+" your book has shipped .
.
what ?
you like colon cleanse .
+" detoxify your body .
no I don't want that .
ok delete all of them except the ones from six gen maxima (...) the ones from two books for you .
baby so delete the other ones .
don't do that .
put delete all .
oh oh oh right right .
uh that's what I was planning
then take (th)em out .
.
don't make fun of me .
and then that one again .
and the Amazon Marketplace purchase no you gotta delete that .
delete so everything else just leave those three things ?
yeah .
right let me see the one for the two books .
what's your tracking number ?
I don't think I got a tracking number .
because I paid for the cheapest filling eh shipping .
who cares ?
ok .
so put it to save .
no put it on the school .
put it um move to move to school .
um .
to F_I_(U) .
right here move to (..) F_I_U .
alright and then check the other ones for me .
just click on it .
ok [=! whisper] .
now someone show me
how we're fixing xxx please .
I will do this good .
because I have no way of
I'm not gonna .
where's the home ?
er it's a different person .
it's a different guy asking .
ok (be)cause I said
close it .
(be)cause I somebody asking about how to wire the foglights in the car so that they come on on their own .
delete it ?
yep .
falta uno .
yeah clear them out .
(be)cause Jared Jared says
maybe he doesn't know .
because maybe he says he just pays for everything .
maybe he doesn't know .
but he says that his installer guy got the windows to go up and down with the rem(ote) with the alarm .
I'm thinking that the the installer just charged them for the for the modules .
so maybe they'll go up and down .
and he doesn't know .
what he's saying that it's without putting the the modules .
I think that he's wrong .
because
hey oh on the
yeah the because the thing is if if they have one .
but but they charge him a hell of a lot of money .
so it the he it probably is included in the price .
alright .
ok .
he
he had to put it in this thing right ?
I can do it .
I can do it with this ones too .
so that means that there's a little connection that lets me do it with this key .
you wanna rewire or
ok he says that the guy moved the connection from this receiver to this receiver .
ok .
how the hell can you move it from one receiver to the other ?
because there's a receiver in the car that receives signals from this remote .
and then it turn it it makes the the the motors on the on the windows go down .
he just unplugged that from that receiver .
and plugged it into the auxiliary receiver on the on the module for this one .
(be)cause I can plug in whatever I want to it .
mmhm .
the point is I need to find the cables I want to plug in .
and plug it in to this thing (..) ok ?
that's what he said the guy did .
no everybody's like 
+" oh I don't know how to do this !
+" impossible .
+" it's difficult .
not impossible that's doable .
you know what you do is you buy the modules fifty bucks each .
and they let you control .
and then add it onto this .
but then I would have to like run wires through each door .
and so it's a pain in the ass to install too .
besides the fact that it's (...) you know the fifty bucks each .
then installation is even more .
so it's it's gonna be two hundred bucks ?
it's only xxx let me see .
ok let me go down .
+" I thought they were going to keep xxx windows .
+" I didn't know you could roll them back up xxx
mine doesn't roll them back up !
but I don't know if somebody says so .
didn't Jared say he could do that too ?
yeah that's what I'm saying .
I (di)dn't think he'd put a module .
because I can't put it up and down .
and my car just and the car just goes on .
and you know what I noticed ?
if I had the car
yeah ?
+, on it won't work any more .
the car has to be off for it to come now .
ok .
I guess it's not designed to work without a start with a remote start .
do you want to delete that .
and then see what's in my junk .
you need to see my junk .
ok just delete it .
yeah click on the arrow next to the junk too .
there we go .
isn't that just intuitive the arrow ?
+ whatever no <I have a mine is better .
ok you can log me out .
good girl .
[x 3] .
go to hell bitch .
why ?
(let')s go to Wales .
no [=! laugh] .
do you think they have lots of whales in Wales ?
.
you're the corniest person in the entire fricking
oh I I I'm gonna ask him when he gets back .
because I think it's funny .
I think it's a funny name to call a country Wales .
xxx .
what language do they speak over there ?
see if you know .
Welsh ?
no English .
no [=! laugh] .
:mɪʃ Flemish I think it is .
ok baby .
I think it's Flemish .
ok darling .
.
you know how many languages they got there ?
hello ?
is this another Family_Guy reference ?
no that's from Finding Nemo .
what she was speaking .
does that sound a little orca to you ?
oh my god .
.
ok .
.
I went to all the websites today .
I had so much I wanted to show you .
yeah you did everything except what you were supposed to do .
I know .
well I'm disappointed in you .
as usual .
and now the people in Wales are going to find out that I'm disappointed on my fiancé .
ah .
and they're gonna think that the students from from F_I_U are not good students .
ya .
.
córtala .
well he he said to keep talking .
but it doesn't say anywhere that we can't adjust the microphones .
.
oh my god .
anyways .
you're so annoying sometimes .
um .
oh yeah .
I feel the same way you do about me
oh if we go over five thirty xxx
oh oh she emailed me back .
the lady from Flamingo_Gardens .
and what did she say ?
she said that we can have more than a hundred guests .
but we're gonna have to pay for their chairs .
like bring in the chairs from an outside rental .
so that was the only reason why they said me a maximum of a hundred for the for the fricking chairs ?
+, yeah (be)cause they only had a hundred chairs !
oh come on !
that's not our problem .
uh you what ?
I'm just gonna leave the hundred chairs .
and the kids can sit on their parents laps .
or you know do whatever the hell .
oh and um they don't close down the the park if you have a wedding .
they it's uh still open to the public .
I don't like that .
I don't like that either .
and if you're in the wedding party you can't go (..) you can't go roam around the park and look at things .
unless you pay ?
unless you pay the twelve bucks .
oh it makes sense .
because you're going for free but
well I'm paying like two thousand bucks .
so then we can't as a wedding party go together looking at things unless we all pay ?
no .
unless everyone pays .
that's another dozen hundred dollars .
+ <she said that she said that you can get the fifteen or more group discount .
and it'll cost you less money .
that's so ridiculous over that amount of people .
hey that's why she said twelve I think instead of
yeah but I I
+ (be)cause with the group discount you get <like like twelve dollars for adults .
versus seventeen it's a huge difference .
it's over a hundred dollars less .
but I don't wanna pay twelve hundred dollars for people to go look at birds .
in my wedding yeah it's our wedding day .
they gonna look at us .
no no no I mean if they wanna walk around they can go on their own .
and pay ?
I'm not gonna yeah .
well anyways I just
maybe because the last time we went it was right after the Eragon .
and it was all messed up .
but I really
I think by now it should be fixed .
we need to go back a(nd) see .
look how pretty the gazebo looks .
did you see it ?
the gays bo ["] ?
oh my god .
they're gonna be like 
+" what the hell are you talking about ?
xxx [=! laugh] .
.
ah gays bo ["] look it up !
mmhm it's from the teacher reference .
ignore him .
ok so Flamingo_Gardens .
why are you talking to your shirt ?
.
.
I
(be)cause I don't want them to think you're crazy or something .
you're so adorable .
love you .
you know ?
what the fuck ?
you know baby don't say bad words .
temper temper mister J mister N_W_A .
oh my god shut the fuck up .
.
I'm gonna walk away I swear .
hello temper temper .
you want me to walk away ?
hey you keep using bad words .
córtalo .
no .
sí .
no .
anyways remember Rebecca ?
no .
that little girlfriend of mine from Birmingham ?
from England ?
ok xxx .
that online girlfriend of mine ?
I think she either visited Wales or she spoke
I'm just thinking baby .
comes to mind now .
me está dando ya un dolor de cabeza .
why <can't uh can't that come to mind now ?
we were just talking to this guy from Wales .
and that maybe reminded me of her .
no te oigo .
I've put it I typed it in right ?
I wonder if she settled ?
and it didn't go to the website .
I wonder what ever happened to her .
why don't you go email her .
see what she says .
(be)cause I
she says she'll miss me .
well I don't have her
ha that's awesome .
I don't have her email .
I don't think I saved it unfortunately .
you know what I'm trying to what I been trying really really hard to find ?
what ?
that video .
no lo de
that's all I was saying that video .
I been trying to find it so badly .
yeah well I don't want you to .
I downloaded Kazaa .
uh Kazaa_Lite .
and there's another one now .
Kazaa_Lite_Resurrection .
because they had Kazaa right ?
ok .
xxx other one ?
+ listen <this is a really cool it's a really cool thing .
it's Kazaa right which I used to use .
it was free .
uhhuh baby .
then they wanted to make money .
so they started putting ads and stuff on it right .
and then they're like 
+" good now you have to pay to use it .
so people stopped using it .
yeah .
well before they they make made you pay to use it while it was with the ads and all that stuff they come out with Kazaa_Lite .
some guy just hacked it and took out all the
yeah .
two thousand five they closed down the network .
because I think they got sued by the real wow .
they got
I said sued !
because of the whole Kazaa Kazaa .
they got they got sued .
they got sued by the Kazaa .
the website's not working .
Flamingo_Gardens is you sure it's dot_org not dot_com dot_com ?
and (..) in two thousand five they stopped going on right ?
it's dot_org .
it's
that's too cute .
the ladybug .
don't that look scary as hell ?
there you go ok look .
under weddings .
and (..) some guy resurrected it .
and now it's called Kazaa_Lite_Resurrection .
oh my god .
they brought it back .
who knows how many things you downloaded into your computer .
no actually it says when you click on it it says 
+" <Kazaa has uh Kazaa_Lite has always been free .
+" and if you paid for this you just been scammed .
and no it doesn't have any spyware .
it doesn't have anything .
it it's like it says .
it's this is our number one thing .
and it's very popular .
look how beautiful the gazebo is for the ceremony .
it's a nice gazebo .
but
oh my god stop saying xxx
wait ok .
but what will happen in there ?
just you and me and the and the priest ?
uhhuh .
and the officiant or whatever ?
that's it .
that's the three of us and then .
and everybody else is somewhere outside ?
uhhuh .
where (..) from outside around it or in front of it ?
in front .
so a lot of people are not gonna see because of the of the wood .
no it has a little it has a little entrance .
right ?
and then you have the seats would be in front of it .
mira .
where's the pen ?
baby I'm just saying .
if we're all the way back here (..) would
we're not gonna be all the way back there .
let me ask me my question .
that's that's that's contorted babe .
ok .
+ well I never <getting gotten married in case you can't tell !
I mean if you haven't figured it out by now it's my first time getting married sweetheart .
.
I mean wow yeah [=! laugh] .
oh my god .
ok so this is the gaze(bo)
+ so when is it that that <the dog ate the the Roger's dog ate the the parrot ?
they they didn't mean Jim right ?
no they meant ok .
they had this like neighbour who went out of town .
uhhuh .
and she left their her her parrot .
in a cage or something like just
+ in yeah <in her in her cage in the back yard .
under like under their care .
uhhuh .
+ and mom said that she was outside the <not this like this past week the the week before .
mmhm .
and the dog kept on jumping up on the cage jumping up on the cage and after the parrot .
my mom got was trying my mom was getting annoyed right .
I mean first of all she hates the dog .
everyone hates the dog .
except for Roger .
because
but what's wrong with the dog ?
the dog looks so friendly so happy .
have you stepped outside ?
with that dog there ?
no but every time we come he's like jumping trying to play with us .
he jumps up to your fricking face !
nice !
he could be a basketball player !
and he he attacks .
he he he's too he's too .
how are you gonna tell me he attacks ?
he's he's he's like laughing and wagging the little stub for a tail that he has .
yeah he he's having fun when he kills little animals and shit .
oh .
he's not a nice dog .
Roger has him trained for hunting .
yeah but but you can train him for hunting and be nice to people .
hunting animals not people .
yeah well they haven't socialised him .
because the girls are scared of him .
he doesn't get wrong he doesn't get along with other dogs .
he's just a little menace .
like Dennis ?
oh my god ok .
I did not like that movie you know .
it's it's based on a cartoon strip in a cartoon show .
Dennis the Menace .
it's better as a cartoon strip on a cartoon show .
ok well
my mom went outside .
and she sees the dog jumping on the thing .
and trying to kill the trying to get to the parrot right ?
and mom says she grabbed him by the neck choked him and started like you know trying to
the dog ?
yeah !
your mother ?
yes .
isn't the dog bigger than your mother ?
no it's a litt(le) um .
.
go on your mother I find it hilarious .
that wasn't funny .
ok so she was choking the fricking dog .
ok so we talking about the midget dog not Bo .
not the big dog .
no it's not Bo .
it's the the little white one .
(be)cause they had too many animals right .
I don't know what the hell it is .
a little terrier or
no it's not a terrier xxx .
it's a it's it's an English dog actually .
isn't that cool ?
ok god .
it is !
no it is .
ya [=! laugh] .
he said that it was .
o_k .
uhhuh .
my mom was choking
my mom says that dog is a freak of nature .
(be)cause she was choking and choking and choking it nothing .
the thing is that he would just keep on going like it's all good .
so you had the the the
she got the manguera .
but she had
started hitting him .
+, he had already eaten the the thing ?
no he was trying to .
he she was trying
oh .
he my mom got the manguera .
started hitting him with the manguera .
nothing .
he just kept on going at th(e) at the cage like it was all good nothing .
hmm .
he doesn't feel a thing .
but
and then
+, why is your mother torturing this very expensive dog that her (...) employers own ?
+ because <it was gonna it was trying to eat the parrot .
yeah but it's not your it's not
and it turns out that he ate the parrot .
but it's not your mother's responsibility to protect the parrot .
yet is her her responsibility to not hurt the dog which cost a thousand something dollars .
.
and it's Roger's prize possession right now .
+ <my mom my mom was saying that she wishes that the dog would just die .
which she's gonna get fired .
(be)cause it's
that dog is not gonna die .
unless Roger shoots him or something .
+" Lassie let's go now outside .
.
um .
.
the the my mom said that they had to take him to the vet .
and like they put like the the they give him I guess an enema .
why ?
and pumped his stomach .
why ?
because of the bones of the parrot inside of him .
so what is Roger gonna do ?
buy a new parrot [=! laugh ] ?
I guess !
and and hope that she doesn't realise xxx .
no a she he's gonna have to tell her .
why it's a fricking parrot .
+" my killer dog ate your parrot .
it's a parrot up it's a parrot it's a parrot .
no but that that cage was huge .
and it was a strong cage .
the dog knocked the cage over .
so what ?
and the thing opened ?
and the parrot came out ?
and the dog ate the parrot .
so then he wasn't that that that strong if just xxx
no no no no (be)cause the thing is it's
ok it's like the two part ones where you have the base .
and then you have I guess a a cage on top which is um in I guess in the shape of a canopy .
yeah no on the bottom it's open .
so if you knock it off uhhuh .
ah it's a stupid piece of crap then .
+, so the the dog knocked it over .
and the parrot was not too bright .
those parrots have their wings clipped most of the time .
oh that's right they can't fly .
yeah they can't fly .
I was gonna say they can't swim !
they flew they would've they would've gone .
well that sucks .
yeah [=! sigh] .
you know what I was thinking ?
my mom says that Jock is probably next .
my mom says that she no she said that she wishes that he would eat Jock .
(be)cause if he eats Jock they'll get rid of the dog .
no but no
(be)cause they're they all attached to Jock .
come on that's a beautiful freaking (..) macaw man .
they should they shouldn't let him .
he should go .
you know you tell Roger he buys me a pellet gun and I I'll shoot his dog .
.
I'll do the dirty job .
.
he's not gonna get rid of it [=! laugh] .
he loves the dog .
or he gives me his Mercedes and I'll run the dog over with his own car .
so what do you think of the the gazebo ?
I don't even remember it .
uh it's not a bad looking gazebo but
oh my god stop calling it that .
ah I gotta exploit Michael .
ok .
so yeah and then they have the rates yeah .
.
if they can do (..) the gazebo .
and then the garden area .
it says 
+" for use during ceremonies .
that's what I wanted to use for the actual reception .
I don't wanna use the barbecue pavilion .
that's like retarded .
after five thirty it pays seventy five dollars an hour ?
hmm ?
so then that means we're gonna be done before five thirty with our wedding ?
our ceremony and everything ?
hopefully if you want to .
if not no .
well xxx well were you were you planning on paying extra per hour then ?
no I was planning on being done by then .
so but what happened to the whole sunset and all that stuff ?
costs too much money .
.
wait from five thirty six thirty seven thirty eight thirty it'll be like three hundred bucks .
eight thirty for what babe ?
the sunset goes on around eight .
no xxx get it .
when are we getting married ?
when are we getting married ?
xxx .
in
daylight savings time or not ?
oh my god yeah .
it'll be like I wanna do it like February or March .
so we'll may be able to like just have to pay one hour extra .
that's true .
and these people don't have anything about you can't use you know candles or you can't use you know uh the little sparklers .
so you can do the sparkler thing .
can we throw rice ?
no you can't 
it's a bird park you get it ?
it's funny .
yes it's a sanctuary yeah .
so I'm sure rice is off limits .
+ the only thing that they they they have that they specifically say no to <is the (..) is the alcohol .
well goo(d) we we I'm sure if we just pass out drugs then people won't complain about not having alcohol .
.
did they mention anything about drugs ?
no Luke .
ok so we can have drugs then !
that's how we do it down here .
so what do you think of Flamingo_Garden ?
I I don't know .
we'll have to see it again because I just
which is why
[x 4] .
I think we should go with our families .
no babe for that we can just just you and me .
it counts for my class .
it counts .
I still don't see why we have to bring another twenty five people .
I would like my parents to go .
because they have never been to that park .
and it's really lovely .
yeah that's a whole different story .
but it has nothing to do with me seeing it to consider whether or not I want it to be a venue for my wedding .
yeah but we can kill two birds with one stone .
and spend some time with the family .
baby !
ok that is messed up .
and go look 
we're going to a bird sanctuary to kill two birds with one stone !
shut the fuck up [=! laugh] .
.
.
yeah oh now I remember what I was going to ask you .
do you think when they are listening to these recordings that they're going to listen to both of us at the same time ?
or is it just me just talking one crap and you're talking a completely different crap individually ?
unless they put it together it doesn't really make much sense does it ?
think about it .
.
think about it !
if it's just you saying every so often 
ay Jesu Cristo .
+" shut the fuck up shut the fuck 
.
yeah xxx half a page of shut the fuck up .
.
every so often .
.
all on your own .
without any input from me it sounds kind of weird .
we don't need wedding counselling right or marriage counselling ?
no babe not yet we're not married yet .
we're perfectly fine .
we're not married yet .
that's one of the suggestions on one of those websites get to get counselling before you're married .
before ?
yeah .
like if necessary .
we should get a pre_nup .
I'm like what the fuck if you're getting married you shouldn't be needing counselling .
we should get a pre_nup .
we're not getting a pre_nup .
yes we are .
that's absurd .
why babe ?
I wanna make sure when you leave me that I get ninety per cent of your money [=! laugh] .
.
we'll make it that if you're the one who makes it
uh oh yeah ninety per cent of zero .
what is that ?
+ <if you if no baby because you're gonna make it big .
if you make it big I get ninety per cent of your earnings .
oh really .
make it big in what ?
in history ?
sure maybe you'll be the one to discover the you know Jesus .
stop no don't do that !
why ?
sorry .
maybe you xxx .
put it away .
it scares me .
maybe you'll be the one to discover Jesus .
we could save so much money if we only had twenty guests .
I know .
my mom your mom xxx
the ceremony for up to twenty guests two hundred and fifty dollars that's it .
I I ha(ve) I have to email them about the reception if we can meet them in the garden area in front .
<Ray_Home verandah .
you know what we should do it in ?
+ <wait wait if this the Ray_Home verandah says canopy of live oak surrounding the historic home .
so would that imply that the that the thing would be outside the reception ?
ok that that sounds good .
yeah babe but I don't think I don't think we're gonna fit a bunch of people in there .
that's a home .
it's a house .
no no no because I wanted outdoor .
remember the whole tea thing I wanted to be outdoors .
not indoors .
yeah .
I'm just thinking all those birds and all those trees and a lot of pooping on our heads .
we're gonna have tents ?
I don't think we'll need it .
if they (..) ok I'll wear a white tuxedo there you go .
.
(be)cause if they poop on my xxx .
you're not wearing a tuxedo .
I'm not ?
I don't want you to .
I want it to be really casual .
all right .
so like I was thinking a um a nice
guayabera ?
+, I dunno a tan suit or something like the tan
yo quiero Taco_Bell .
with a ni(ce) a the pink shirt or something really relaxed .
.
.
now I'm making all these and these concessions right .
uh .
what concession do I have to make ?
take it seriously .
I am .
I'm taking it
no because of the whole religion thing .
oh yeah no baby exactly .
but that's why we're not doing it by the church .
yeah but we're still doing we're still having my uncle who's a pastor .
who is gonna marry us .
ok well make sure you tell him not to do all of that crazy you know voodoo Bible stuff .
they don't he do(esn't) the the Christian church doesn't do the whole (..) you know use the blood of Christ and all that crap he's
I don't want any reading from the Bible .
I don't
I do want some .
and
you said Corinthians only .
well
that's it .
that's all I conceded to .
.
because it's romantic .
I don't want anything to do with 
+" God brought you here and God
because I don't believe in that .
and so how am I
+ well you know what I I I need a little bit of of <if he if he asks for a little bit of liberty in that for you to respect it .
.
and well I suppose he's also gonna do it in Spanish ?
I don't know .
uh well considering
is the whole were you planning on the whole wedding being in Spanish and not telling me until the day of ?
the the the invitations so far as I have imagined them are in English .
but then I was thinking everyone in the fucking family speaks Spanish .
what the fuck are we gonna do ?
are we gonna are we gonna send everyone who speaks Spanish an English invitation ?
well babe here's the thing .
they're in America .
they need to get with the fricking program .
I am not going to do
Luke !
I am not going to do two language invitations .
because then you're paying two different peop(le) two different companies to do
no pero doing it in Spanish
no because there's some people like
who ?
Jessie and and and and Davy .
who got my fifteenth invitation in Spanish and knew how to get there .
you know if the the directions are in are in numbers .
I mean it's not like you know uno dos tres cuatro .
you know oh .
no .
+" does she mean one two three four ?
oh my god .
are you gonna wri(te) well maybe because some of them they actually write the fricking numbers out .
put the numbers in numbers .
how about that ?
amore .
en números .
no because I seen some of them that you know they write out the name the numbers .
you know I I don't wanna do I didn't wanna do it in Spanish .
but it it makes more sense .
being it's more it's more sensitive to our family situation .
but then again are we doing this for
because I wanted to do that introduction on the top .
are we gonna do this for our family or for us ?
well obviously it's not for us !
+ <are we are you and I getting married ?
or is the family getting a party thrown ?
I mean are we throwing a party for the fricking family or for you and me ?
you know I don't wanna do it in Spanish .
because I don't just don't like it .
you like to say <te amo ["] .
that's pretty much the only thing I'll con(cede) I I'll I'll give .
just because you see it as special .
I say I love you ["] .
and I mean it as passionately as you as you mean <te amo ["] .
it doesn't have the same connotation you know .
.
te amo .
te quiero .
but but I don't I don't wanna do
this is the gazebo thing .
look the layout .
en en como es en pobreza y en en en .
no no no no but it ok I'm not gonna
the vows are something personal .
no one else it doesn't matter if the whole fucking ceremony is in English .
uh stop with the bad words .
sorry I'm I'm I'm gone somewhere .
they're gonna go assuming that all they teach us here is fricking bad words .
because you said that nasty word which I don't say .
.
oh you little [=! laugh]
+ <xxx [=! laugh] .
.
mira .
you said it several times already .
and it's just it's inappropriate for a for a petite little lady like yourself .
ok sweetheart .
thank you .
it's uncouth .
.
and you are so refined .
ok .
my lady .
<ese en el this is the layout of the gazebo .
it's not xxx .
and this will be like el camino .
and then you have a little
you know there was there was a pick up truck called Chevy Chevrolet Camino ?
we would set up the chairs .
there's also one called Nova .
yeah I know .
but nova you know supernova that's sounds like an English word .
but but el Camino I mean that's like wow out there .
ok .
ok .
so this would be like the walkway .
and then you have the different rows of
where is it whoops .
hold on .
this thing fell .
ok .
+, the different rows of the chairs .
I found this website that does the the fans right .
the but like ok .
there there are rectangular
why don't we just put like you know one fan at at the end of each row blowing down ?
no uh the the fans are the paper fans .
I I know .
but why don't we do an electric fan that'll actually do it quickly .
ok .
they're rectangular .
ok traditionally what you do is that you give out um a program at the ceremony .
uhhuh .
that basically says our names (..) the maid of honour (..) the best man .
and a a small little
from my personal experience that is what I've used as a fan (..) the program [=! laugh].
I bend it [=! laugh] .
and I kind of fan myself with it !
ok but when I'm doing that
is that that's not our idea right ?
no .
oh .
ok .
coul(d) we save money by putting the program onto the face of xxx ?
this is what I'm trying to tell you !
ok go .
they have them on on a couple websites where it's a a rectangular thick card stock paper fan .
oh yeah .
and then it has a cute little design on there .
I know xxx .
little flowers and stuff .
and you can put the actual program on it .
and you has it has the program on it .
that's cool man .
so it's a it's like a little
what let's take it one step forward then once it's that over xxx .
can you have it ?
those cost more money .
ah .
this I can get like
yeah but if that's like a fricking piece of cardboard and a and a and a dental dam or whatever .
yeah and it'll also be about a dollar each .
a dental thing ah what is it called ?
yeah and a whatever .
the little stick .
these are about a dollar each .
yeah because it's gotta be thick stock .
or whate(ver)
the the the fans that open up .
the they have these silk ones .
they have (..) paper ones .
they have the little wooden ones all of them .
silk is cool .
the cheapest one is a dollar fifty each .
in all the websites I've looked at .
which is why I wanted you to take me to that Chinese store .
but our but that dollar fifty would that allow you to put enough text to put the whole frigging thing ?
no !
the whole program ?
it doesn't none of them allow you to put the program on it .
wow .
you would have to print it out separately and glue it on or something .
cool .
or we can do programs printed out and rolled up into little thingies .
and then have the fans on top of it .
(be)cause you have uh
I think it would be really mean of us to have an outdoor wedding and not be not offer fans .
for the people .
well that's why we do it during the cold season .
so that and we tell everybody 
+" bring your own sweaters !
oh because I wanna have a spring wedding .
I don't wanna have a winter wedding .
I don't wanna have a summer wedding .
I like spring .
well why don't we do it on a day of spring where the temperatures will be around seventy sixty five degrees ?
sixty five too cold .
no not once you have all that crap that you're gonna have on you babe ?
I'm not getting a huge poofy dress Luke !
ok then we'll move it up to seventy degrees .
why don't we do it on a day that's seventy degrees out ?
there's some there'll be a lot of old people .
old people still can't handle it .
can't handle what ?
the heat .
the temperature it's not good for old people .
seventy degrees is not good for old people what the hell is that ?
you wait wait till you're old you know .
they have the perfect temperature they need .
how are there so many old people here in Florida ?
isn't this like the the the golfing capital of the world or something for old farts to come ?
I'm worried we can't anticipate whether or not it's gonna be seventy degrees or eighty degrees or ninety degrees .
are you saying this because of your parents ?
no my parents don't even know about this idea .
and no they're not that old thank you .
well they're older than mine !
oh my god .
well sweetheart I like the idea .
yeah and my my parents are older than yours .
and yet my mom can do more than your mom can do .
(be)cause your mom is in pain twenty four seven .
well you know why ?
when my mom was your age was your mom's age my mom could do anything .
you know why ?
(be)cause your mom's a vieja .
no because my mother is a fully developed woman .
your mother is a little midget with no meat on her bones .
no meat on her bones ?
are you ignoring like two hundred pounds of meat or what ?
I don't know .
(be)cause my mother has a body .
she has butt .
she has boobs .
your mum is just she looks like a square .
and a small square at that .
a little stubby !
my mom
yeah babe fifty years ago in her time maybe she was hot .
now she's not .
you know same thing about your dad .
maybe a hundred years ago he was hot .
but now he just looks like a freaking old you know .
fuck you .
like the crypt keeper .
five years older than the crypt keeper .
mira .
vas a buscar problema .
that's all that's the house by the way .
and they have in the back supposedly .
I haven't seen it .
I remember .
we saw it in person .
but it was after the hurricane .
yeah I know .
so it looked like shit .
+ <we didn't go in we didn't go in .
well the whole park was
they have tours .
we can go take a tour of the house .
the whole park was destroyed when we went .
I really wanna go back .
I really wanted to go back with my parents and the girls .
that'd be nice .
have a little day out .
and enjoy the park .
then the uh uh
I I just don't even want to look at it .
the Spanish monastery any_more .
no it's just .
I don't really wanna do it in the Spanish monastery .
I I I was disappointed when I went there .
they're they're .
they're too uptight .
and the place is so small and gloomy .
they were too uptight .
and then the whole place looks too small .
it looks gloomy .
it doesn't even look like a happy place .
.
babe if you want a happy place we'll get married in McDonalds .
come on .
you got you ever gone to one of the little play thingies and been gloomy ?
it's beautiful .
no babe .
it's it's cheerful outside .
and there was the other place what was it ?
I'm gonna go to my email .
let me find it .
there he is um .
the other place
it was that house in Little_Havana .