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What is he doing on the couch?

gpt: He is pretending to sneeze.

human: How many times does he pretend to sneeze?

gpt: He pretends to sneeze about five times.

human: Does he ever interact with the cat?

gpt: No, but when he starts pretending to sneeze, the cat looks at him really judgmentally as if to say, "Dude, cut it out, I know you're faking!"

human: Does he ever leave the room?

gpt: No, he never leaves the room, not even to wash his hands after all that fake sneezing.

human: Is there anything else he does?

gpt: No, which disturbs me the most. He doesn't even wash his hands, and there's no hand sanitizer in sight.