Bwananananan 

Although you're almost certainly going to believe I'm your (pathetic) wiki-nemesis, I ain't. I just like reading up on all the sad, unimportant crap that people waste their time on, because it makes drinking and laughing at you (and the many editors like you) much more productive by comparison. Also, I've seen plenty of articles, including the rock lobster one, which contain really basic formatting/grammar/spelling errors, which only further pleases me, because it's evidence that you care more about keeping content you don't like off of Wikipedia than keeping the articles nice and neat. 

Someone like you belongs on Conservapedia.