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Hello there , and welcome to Wikipedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. We're glad to have you in our community! Feel free to post questions on my talk page - I'm happy to help you with anything you need. If you need help (which I can’t answer), put {{helpme}} on your talk page. It is also a good idea to explain what your problem on Wikipedia is, it helps you and your helper!

I hope you enjoy editing here and being a Wikipedian! If another Wikipedian criticizes what you have done check what Wikipedia is not to avoid this happening again/ever. If you have any questions or concerns, don't hesitate to see the help pages or add a question to the village pump. The Community Portal can also be very useful.
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Help
Here are a few good links for newcomers:
If you haven't already, drop by the New user log and tell others a bit about yourself.
Always sign your posts on talk pages! That way, others will know who left which comments.
The Five Pillars of Wikipedia
manual of style
naming conventions
Simplified Ruleset
How to edit a page
Editing, policy, conduct, and structure tutorial
Picture tutorial
Wikipedia:Boot Camp, where in addition to standard posts, you can use an IRC to chat online with fellow Wikipedians willing to help!
How to write a great article
Naming conventions
Manual of Style
Wikipedia Glossary
Wikipedia:Help - ask for general help in editing Wikipedia here
Village Pump - here you can post technical questions about Wikipedia's operation
Reference Desk - where you can get help locating articles or factual information
Tutorial - a nice tutorial for beginners
Policy Library - a overview of Wikipedia Policies
Wikipedia:Cheatsheet - a great way to remember the Wikipedia language.
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Additional tips
Here are some extra tips to help you get around in Wikipedia: 
If you want to play around with your new Wiki skills the Sandbox is for you.TAB
You can sign your name using four tildes (~).  If your keyboard doesn't have tildes (or for whatever reason) you can also click the  button on the bar above the editing section. 

Good luck editing, and remember, if you have a problem, don't hesitate to contact me on my talk page. "