You are a SLAVE! 

Don't you realize that you are a slave? You spend days, weeks, months writing little articles for nothing. A gold star?! Big deal. Your frinds Ruhrfisch, Coeil, and others encourage you because you'll spend your weeks writing for WP  for nothing! I suspect you've had some tragedy in your life like a divorce or job loss and are looking to "validate" your worthiness by hanging out here and going for gold stars. How many do you need? Isn't this showing off? Isn't this looking for some kind of approval? "Look everybody! I'm important! I got a gold star!" Do you need to send every article through DYK, GA, Peer Review, and FA? Why? Send them straight to FA and have done with it. Don't you realize you're taking up every one's time with all of these unnecessary submissions? You're being exploited. Get a life.