hmm... 

What sort of lame duck faggot asher do we have here the? It seems we have a friendless nerd who sits in front of his PC all day jacking off to porn, unless of course, a change happens in Wikipedia, shlock horror!!!!!!! Thenm its an instant orgasm and he has to clean his keyboard up from all the cum stains. 

(did I mention that he likes to finger dogs arses? No, well now you know.)