Your hypocrisy amuses me. 

Look at your userpage. It has webhost written all over it. If i had to lose mine, which i might add, was of religious value to me, then you must certainly have to remove yours. Take a look at User Guinnog for example. This also has webhost written all over it. I put it to you, you elitist, authoritarian administrator, that your userpage is not in line with the goals of wikipedia.

What do i have to do to become an admin? I'm told I'd be a great addition to 'the team'. 

Many Spanks...sorry...thanks, (Percy Nobby Norton got to the keyboard again)..