Bongwarrior's mother loves to have sex with African Americans because she is a dirty whore who is addicted to crack.  Shoe began whoring herself out to gangs of African Americans when she was 16 to support her habit.

One night, she conceived Bongwarrior with one of her black pimps when she was 15.  After Bongwarrior was born, she gave him to her pimps, who pimped him out too.  As a result, Bongwarrior's anus suffered extensive damage.  He cannot control his defectaroy patterns, as a result of which he has to wear diapers.

Bongwarrior hates it when IP-hopping vandals inform the world of the truth about his mother.  He also doesn't realize that if he blocks an IP address, all the IP-hopping vandal has to do is weight for 10 minutes and then get a new IP address.  He is so retarted.  Or maybe he can't think because he is currently getting fucked in the ass by his mother's black pimp right now.