Some reading material 

I was listening to The Ballad of JamesBWatson and was inspired to make some poetry

You are bizarre and a knob.
You're a terrible bum and a snob.
You're a simian loser,
A malodorous boozer,
And a boob and a fiend and a slob.

You are insane and a brat.
You're a miscreant mule and a prat.
You're a rube and a dog,
An unscrupulous hog,
And your mind is redundant and fat.

You are a putz and a mule.
You're a fool and a goob and a tool.
You're a brat and a goob,
A bum and a rube,
You're creepy, disgusting, and cruel.

You are a twit and a drunk.
You're a snot and an obstinate punk.
You're a spaz and a sham,
An androgynous ham,
And a pain and a schmuck and a skunk.

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