I am not sure why you think you are speaking to Alan Stenberg.  It seems that there will be no "Biological" degree forthcoming nor any proof of any living made from any income as a "Biology professional" Unless that is offered up, Jay will remain a just a amateur Environmental Activist. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Drop on by your old shack.  You might like the magnificent grandeur that it has been restored to and bringing more revenue and profitability that it ever has in it's history.