Why do not the two of you, the mentally retarded Jennygirl and the omnipotent Richie Rich, go together to Harrods and dont forget to choose together, being an authentically healthy and sociable couple,  time and location, maybe a restaurant,and then enjoy very evidentliy your meal and in case you should discover that you cant pay anymore, then do not expect them to let one of you peel the potatoes in return. Maybe they wont even say Hello when you come back after they would be kicking off your dipshit spinning incapable ass from the central perk. What a pity. Receive all my sympathy at one time. Enjoy yourselves and your longest sentence Johnny-come-lately the one and only programme director.