Second Plead for one, final chance 

I admit it! I am a sockpuppeteer.  Peter Pepperfield and that Lady woman are my 'pets'.  But I only did it to cause no harm but to use it as envoy and a way to broadcast my fair ideas.
I respect that I have been harsh and I asked for forgiveness but Bastin and AnomeneProjectors have been very harsh and bullying towards me. Bastin insulted one of my puppets by calling her a nutjob which I find extremely offensive. He also formed a coup with  to take over the owenership of the templates I contributed. Looking to new editors, he causes edit wars and they get the blame unfairly. Is this what Wikipedia does! No wonder people don't trust it. This drove me crazy I wanted to instigate a coup to take Wikipedia down and build it to become a truthful, internet encyclopedia without any kudos. I was crazy for thinking that but it is true.  Personally, I think that Bastin was quite offensive towards my Christian socialist beliefs and should be blocked for 'political incorrectness'. Since I am a user, I think that he could be meatpuppeting for AnomeneProjectors.  I know I am English Wikipedia No.1 Villian but I am nothing more than a revolutionary. I want to pardon and wish that you can see it in your hearts to listen to me plea:
Block me for another 3 weeks but give me a mentor. One little step out of line and you can destroy me as well as all my contributions. However, scrutinize Bastin and block him temporarily.
I pray and hope you will listen.
Your friend and fellow editor,
socialism prevails! 
Creator and Manager of the Blairism and Thatcherism Templates