I'm keepin' your poop in a jar
Till the day you come back, so Idon't forget just what you are 
Yeah I'm keepin' your poop in a jar

You thought you took everything ,but you left somethin behind me. 
I scooped it out, I bottled it up. 
And now its there on the stand by the bed to remind me. 
In case I ever forgit , you're just a piece of .... poop.

I'm keeping your poop in a jar, till the day you come back 
So I dont forget just what you are, 
Yeah I'm keepin' your poop in a jar.
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(Hey pretty pretty lady)

Let me testify,
I had a moment of weakness once , so I opened the lid for a smell. 
Then it all came back to me baby, when the vapor was rubbed, I remembered you well
How could I ever forgit , ah but you're a piece of poop.

I'm keepin' your poop in a jar, 'til the day you come back so dont forget just what you are, 
Yeah I'm keepin' your poop in a jar, 
Ho everybody sing, 
I'm keepin your poop in a jar, till the day you come back so I dont forget just what you are 
Yeah I'm keepin' your poop in a jar, 
Keepin' your a poop in a jar.
Keepin' your poop in a jar.
Keepin' your ...a ... poop in a jar!