Well, in my view, the language I was using to challenge my worthy opponent——was utterly absurd, which meant it never even crossed my mind that someone could take Wikicaffeine as a "last meal" to be a threat of any kind, let alone physical violence. For your information, I purchased my "simple sword of truth" from one of our ridiculous politicians of yesteryear:
If it falls to me to start a fight to cut out the cancer of bent and twisted journalism in our country with the simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play, so be it. I am ready for the fight. The fight against falsehood and those who peddle it.
I will definitely also equip myself with the "trusty shield of British fair play" the next time I have cause to unsheathe the "simple sword of truth".Let us all put this unfortunate and silly episode behind us. Let us venture forth and create featured articles out of stubs, make unfailing use of inline citations and RS, and so on. Best wishes!