She should throw away the glasses and let her eyes cross. It's so sexy. (La Streisand being the exception that proves the rule.) As for the serious winking disorder, that was a major WP scoop! Let's each send that Wasilla moose-stuffer a dollar. Keep him sweet for future nuggets. He might be the guy to corroborate the rumor that her head has been all tall and pointy (i.e. the hairdo isn't really a beehive) ever since she was abducted by aliens in 1997.  -