Notable Contributions 

 Chuck Norris invented the internet.
 Chuck Norris founded the United States of America, and later carved Mount Rushmoore with a single       roundhouse kick.
 Chuck Norris went back in time and scared away the British during the American Revolution.
 Chuck Norris has broken the land speed record with his right foot. Twice.
 The chief export of the US is Chuck Norris. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
 US troops cannot find Osama bin Ladin because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him and he 
    disintegrated.
 The Grand Canyon was formed by Chuck Norris' pee.
 Mount Everest is actually one of Chuck Norris' frozen, snow-covered piles of crap.