Halp! 

O That is so rude. I come to you and put myself on the line only to be shot down by your Christian bigotry and sarcasm? You could try to be civil. But you choose not to. You are prejudice against the ways of Penelopism and I take it to offense. I hope you know that. You have hurt my feelings. And we have more than three members, thank you very much. We have an extensive list of those who are loyal to the Almight Deity, Penelope. Please do not be so rude as to imply that we do not have followers. We are just as important as your religion. Now, please. Give a good reason why Wikipedia will not benefit from the Penelopism article because so far you've only insulted us. You have an article on the fucking Flying Spaghetti Monster but you can't make room for this? Honestly. Please, answer. I look forward to seeing what you have to say.

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