Best taken from the desk, but had to say 

Pre-poisoned bunnies and puppies? -O That's the most horrific thing I've ever heard.  That doesn't even feel like a real sentence, more like an ad-lib from a kid you want to keep an eye on. Who gets out of bed in the morning and says "Better get down to the store; those puppies and bunnies going out to families today aren't going to poison themselves! Oh yeah, this is a worthwhile life." ....

Good thing you added that hamster team-building exercise in to cleanse the palate.  I'll have to remember that trick for sure...I wonder if it would work on recalcitrant Wikipedia editors, hehehe.   And I'm afraid I cannot confirm if I was the bit-ee or the bit-er, only that someone got a mouth-full. D  Figuratively, speaking, of course...probably.   talk