Here's some - presumably - utterly "acceptable" online behavior from a future "administrator", if you have your way:

Yo dawg, I herd you like feminist perspectives, so I put a feminist perspective in your article so you can establish and defend equal opportunities for women while you establish and defend equal opportunities for women. Hmm, perhaps too wordy for Xzibit.

This is a rant, nothing more, nothing less; have I driven this editor to the limits of her sanity?

Tsk, tsk. Tut, tut, now, my good woman. Mysweetoldetc.