You seem to not comprehend what "plain meaning" means.  If you can present a direct quote that says exactly what you say it says, that's plain meaning.  The moment you have to resort to a discussion, no matter how convincing you think it is, rather than just presenting the text, that's exegesis.

Furthermore, a fatal flaw in your argument is that it is based on the presumption the Bible is logical, a presumtpion which obviously is not valid.