Dear Pedant,

I'll sign what I want to sign thanks. If you want to improve my articles, improve them, but stop wasting my time, and don't do what Mrph does and make articles worse by messing up the layout, deviating from the topic and repeating the same information multiple times in the article. You can make a far more valuable contribution by writing or adding to new articles rather than going around adding making unhelpful and futile additions and edits to discussion pages. Perhaps when you've been on wikipedia for more than a couple of weeks you'll understand that.