Dear Dr. Mies: 

Heallo! I am a Ph.D. student of Professor Essjay (User:Essjay) in a major university in Connectticut. I was wondering if I could be of any help to thie wikiproject as a whole or in anny part; perhaps I could be your leftennant in the "Edditor Retension" project? Not only am I pretty good with people and whether they be ravenous homosexials or from South America I can usually find some common ground. As a potential administrator candidate on the 'fasst track' here on Wikippedia I am not too keen or intterested on editing articles or doing any content addition, I just want to jump into the "fun part" of Wikipedia, you know?
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Also, if you can get me into meet Jimmy "Jim Bob" Wallis at the earliest possibel opportunitty I will make it worht your wile.. Thank you,