Deleting: Max Katsarelas 

It upsets me terribly that you found it necessary to delete a page created for Max Katsarelas.  You obviously didn't read my rebuttal to dispute the deletion. You display the insight of a 100 year old women that has suffered from Alzheimer's for 20 years. You don't even deserve a user page you PC using paper pusher.  I've said it once and I'll say it again- it's people like you, with little to no creativity and a desk job from 9-5, that get your kicks out on start up wikipedians. Your power is falsified and if ever one day something happens to the infrastructure of the internet, you'd be shit out of luck like a milkman in the 1980's. Additionally, why don't I tag your username for a copyright infringement? If it's true that you're a fan of The Simpsons, then I may never watch the show again knowing someone of your character partakes in the humor of Homer's comedic stylings.

So as you probably read through this and decide you're going to delete everything I have just taken the time to write, I'd like to know a few things. 

1. Do you have one of those computer chairs that has a toilet built in? If you did, I would understand why you were upset and tagged the article for speedy deletion- you had diarrhea. Aint it just the worse?

2. Are you married or still living in your mother's basement? It was a little unprofessional for me to call you out for living in your mother's basement, because, hey, most wikipedians do anyways. However, the point is, if you spent as much time reading through the edits of wikipedia as you did chasing tail like a real man, I'm sure, in fact, 100% positive you would not have tagged Max Katsarelas' page for deletion. I think it's time you get some poon. You don't know what poon is?  Here you go, read about it.

3. Do you put your wikipedia skills on your resume? Just curious.

4. Do you have cyber with any of your fellow wikipedians? 

For the record, I will continue to post Max Katsarelas' page up because I have kept the copy I wrote and I want to prove to you and my fellow visitors of the page what little lives you wikipedians have. 

Good Day.