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Brandon Shirley is the one and only certified eel trainer in the state of North Carolina. He has traveled the country demonstrating his extreme skill of being able to train eels in particular the snowflake eel. Brandon is currently accepting applications to appear for a small fee and can be reached at 704-577-3916). Brandon also goes by nicknames such as Seimore, Barndoor, Sauls, Brandywine, and Brandolfensteine. He is currently in the process of finishing a book titled, "The baby's puppy is precious".
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