"

 You make my blood boil. 

I can honestly say that you are ruining Wikipedia, and your pompus attitude, devotion to annoying people over the internet and general existence makes you the most infuriating person I've never met. So many people share this sentiment there would probably be an enormous party should you ever get your arms amputated or somehow else get barred from using a computer. For such nerd rage, I award you with this:

  The Barnstar of Asshatery For being a truly awful human being in all respects.

Much love,   "