Good Grief! How would the chimps get drunk? Anyways, Today(2-17-09) On the news, a woman in conneticut was attacked by her friend's,(over 200 pound)chimpanzee. He was huge! HE ripped her apart and ate her face off. shouldn't chimp attacks be in the chimp article? BEcause i didn't see anywhere about chimps attacking humans 173.51.203.228