A real apology: Sorry I overdid it. I got a bit caught up; I just try to enjoy myself, and didn't realize you guys would take it that hard. I just try to do harmless little jokes here and there, make the world a more interesting place, that's all. I guess I should ask the doctors to up the prescription again; I'd be really sorry if I were telling you in person...

Anyway...

Ahem. Well, good job; keep up the work. Excuse me, I have a little visit to pay to Mr. ...

P.P.S.Just so you know, the 'civilized' way is just throwing down a handkercheif, as opposed to breaking the end of a bottle off on a counter. Or at least, that's the 'civilized' I was thinking of.