Connor is a canadian citizen who loves life and the cock.  He dreams about 3 ft. long shlongs and can't get enough of that shit.  While in Cuba, he hooked up with a 2 ft. midget in a giant condom costume drenched in olive oil.  3 hrs. later Connor realized the midget was actually a tree stump.  3 hrs. later he finished up.  Then he called up Marcus Ray and told him about the story of the mad tree stump bonanza.  Marcus was SO intreged that they started their own fat porn business.  3 weeks into the shoot of their first motion picture "Slap the lake and ride the wave", Connor developed HIV AIDs and Syphilis.  Marcus was so turned on by this perdicament that they made passionate love.  Will Marcus get AIDs?  Tune in next time, same bat time, same bat channel... bitches.