HOCKEY STICK UP YOUR ASS 

HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE THE AUTHOR OF THE ERIC GOERTZ ARTICLE OF WANTING WORLDWIDE FAME? Fucking asshole.

I wish there was still a hockey strike you FUCKHEAD.

Go ahead try to get my shit deleted wikipedia is just a bunch of old fucks trying to act scholarly about matters they know nothing about, how the fuck would you have heard this story any other way except by me using wikipedia? That's what I thought.

I hope you don't get palsy sitting on your computer salivating over women's NHL photos all day.

Go ahead and make my day!