On Probation 

Sorry it's taken so long to get back to you on that. Between the Wikipedia ban and the whole trial for rape mess (long story), I've been a little busy.

To answer you: If you didn't read anything about me on my page, or my felony list (AKA my talk page), I am going to work/work/worked (that's my anti-identity paranoia, so you can't figure anything out) as a freelance writer. 

I was doing a science-fictional Fredric Brown-style vignette, which involved llamas. I was stuck for a piece about the anatomy of the, and wanted to figure out something about what llamas are made of, and happened to see that piece you did up at the top of the page. Thanks to that, I started thinking about something completely different, that actually made the entire story a helluva lot better.

The fire-breathing llamas were just what I needed.

Thanks a lot for the tip (although I know you didn't mean it). If you get a user page, drop me a line. These editors are crazy over any little thing you do, so I should continue this outside of the site (this note alone is enough evidence for the Wikijury to have me drawn and quartered, as my rap sheet indicates).

Good luck!