Hi there! 

Erzebet...this is your Vag...I'd really appreciate it if you'd stop shoving that vibrating stick in my mouth. Maybe you should try to find a real boyfriend...I mean it's been 10 years since you and whats his face broke up and he wasn't really dating you, he just lost a bet. Oh, and I'm bleeding a teensy bit, I'd like to munch on a tampon when you get a chance.