". We try hard here to produce something we can all be proud of, and silliness doesn't help. Articles are monitored, and users messing around could be blocked. Why not try to contribute something useful instead? Have a look at the below and get stuck in properly:
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    Fun stuff...
Thanks – and enjoy yourself as a responsible Wikipedian! 

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