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 Congratulations. Here are what pass for words of wisdom from the puppy:  Remember you will always protect the wrong version.
 Remember you must always follow the rules, except for when you ignore them. You will always pick the wrong one to do. (See #5)
 Remember to assume good faith and not bite. Remember that when you are applying these principles most diligently, you are probably dealing with a troll. 
 Use the block ability sparingly. Enjoy the insults you receive when you do block.
 Remember when you make these errors, someone will be more than happy to point them out to you in dazzling clarity and descriptive terminology.
 and finally, Remember to contact me if you ever need assistance, and I will do what I am able.
 ?!?DISCLAIMER:  This humor does not reflect the official humor of Wikipedia, the Wikimedia Foundation, or Jimbo Wales. All rights released under GFDL. "