Accepting Surrender 

I am from Encyclopedia Dramatica and I'm here to accept your surrender. You never should have trifled with us, clearly the consequences were beyond your feeble imagination. By having our article deleted you set in motion events that would eventually leave you a broken man, fleeing Wikipedia with your sanity in pieces. MONGO, you thought you could triumph by handing out indefinite blocks and flagrantly violating Wikipedia Policy, but you were wrong. Instead your own actions have led to your defeat, you have nobody to blame but yourself. We have won and you have lost.
                              
                                     Sincerely,