"Jokes
How does Helen Keller drive? One hand on the wheel and one hand one the road! 

First name: Brittany 
    joke: How do you Punish Hellen Keller? 1- Reareange the Furniture 2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. 3- tell her to find the corners in a round room 

    joke: Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork. 

First name: Rob Boz 
    joke: Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture! 

First name: businessguy 
    joke: What is Helen Keller's favorite Convenience Store? WAAAWAAA 

    joke: Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff and kill itself? You would too if your name was sajifjlsisdjifiuop 

First name: Willy Boy 
    joke: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They stuck a plunger in the toilet. 
    How many kids did Helen Keller have? NONE! The plunger went all the way through! 

First Name: LMonroe 
    joke: If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound? 

First name: Jay 
    joke: Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman! no seriously why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead! 

First name: Jay 
    joke: Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she! 

First name: Red 
    joke: how did helen keller burn the side of her face? she answered the iron. how did she burn the other side? they called back.
(note from one of our visitors: ""how did helen keller hear the iron ring? SHE DIDN'T!!! cause shes DEAF!!!!!!!!!!"" this joke may have been fabricated, we are currently researching the authenticity of this event.) 

First name: Red 
    joke: what did hellen keller's room look like? she didn't know either 

First name: shayla 
    joke: what do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder? endless love 

First name: yo momma 
    joke: why does helen keller wear tight pants? so you can read her lips!! 

First name: Heather 
    joke: What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game? Musical Chairs 

First name: little-comb 
    joke: Whats Helen Kellers favourite movie? Around the Block in 80 days. 

First name: Jeffrey 
    joke: If helen keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense? 

First name: Aussie 
    joke: What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store? Just looking! 

First name: griz 
    joke: whats the name of helen kellers new movie? silent scream. 

First name: griz 
    joke: how did helen keller burn her face? she was bobbing for french fries. 

First name: Joseph 
    joke: How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? Stuck doorknobs to the walls. 

First name: patrick 
    joke: Why cant Hellen Keller drive a car? Because shes a woman. Why cant Hellen Keller drive a train? Because shes dead. 

First name: Dee 
    joke: Why were Helen Kellers hands purple? She heard it thru the grapevine. 

First name: dave 
    joke: Have you heard about Helen Kellers new car? neither has she 

First name: dave 
    joke: Why did helen keller go crazy? she was trying to read a stucko wall. 

First name: Boyd 
    joke: How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? -they left the plunger in the toilet 

First name: eliyah 
    joke: what did hellen keller get for cristmas? polio! she had everything else. 

First name: Jeremy 
    joke: Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it......... uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 

First name: Reed 
    joke: How do you get helen keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers 

First name: max 
    joke: why did helen kellers dog commit suicide? you would to if your name was mmmmmmmmmnnnnnn 

First name: M & G 
    joke: Why doesnt Hellen Kellar scream when she fell off the cliff? - She was wearing mittens 

First Name:wickedclown 
    joke: why can't Hellen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog. 

First Name: danny 
    joke: Whats helen keller's favorite color? Black 

First Name: The Dude 
    joke: Why did Helen Keller cross the road? What, like she know's where she's going? 

First Name: John dokken 
    joke: How do you punish Helen Keller? By rearranging the living-room furniture. 

First Name: jenifer 
    joke: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? She screamed her hands off. 

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