Throwing down? 

If you knew much about Bullshido, you'd know one thing for sure:  Attend a Throwdown and you can meet, greet, and beat us at will.  I'm in Minneapolis and attend several Midwest Throwdowns; if you want to stop huddling behind a keyboard yourself, you can show up to one.  I've dealt with a lot of tough-talking fakes who claimed military service (see my article summary for details), so pardon me if I'm not immediately awed by your half-assed threat.