To the tune of "John Henry" 

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When Will Beback was a little babySittin' on his mama's knee,
He picked up a modem and he fiddled with his mouse,Said I'm gonna go push my POV, Lord, Lord,
I'm gonna go push my POV.Now SlimVirgin said to Will Beback,
Listen boy, I've got a plan,I'm gonna fix you up with those awesome sysop tools,
You can be a POV pushin' man, Lord, Lord,Be a POV pushin' man.

Now Will Beback, he became an admin,He had those sysop tools in his hand,
He said Now we're gonna push, push our POV,And anyone who argues will be banned, Lord, Lord,
Anyone who argues will be banned.Then Will Beback tried to run for Arbcom,
He said Won't nobody vote for me?I just want to do like Jayjg done before,
That man knows how to push his POV, Lord, Lord,He knows how to push his POV.