So, I have a mistress?? 

Just out of curiosity, are you the moron who claims I have a mistress or moron that heard it from someone and thought that was credible enough to "site" on my page?  How the fuck do you have a mistress when you're single?  Divorced and single!!!  Whatever you do in your miserable little life, why not put your time to something that might benefit the world rather than sit what is probably a big fat ass in front of the computer and "site" LIES!!!