VARY: My deepest apologies, My 13 year old son thought it would be funny if he showed off to a few of his friends by changing the entry "Penis" to include my name in it. I had no part in it, nor do I need to even mention how badly he will be punished. I am truley embarrassed, as I am a professional, and I don't appreciate this childish games he played. I'm sorry for any trouble I may have caused you, and the great Wikipedia. It's a true democracy, "For the people, by the poeple!" Once again, please excuse my son, as he thinks he's funny. Hopefully we can wipe this slate clean.
-Ben