Noel Edmonds 

How interested are you in anthropology? Regarding my "Ug ug" comment, I would like to relate to an administrator that this site is riddled with territorial monkeys who experience a Major Constitutional Crisis every time someone invades "their" page. Whatever you write, however superior to their contributiions, they will delete it. This is a root cause of the venom I have been seen to display, as my very good standard writing is edited out by `the resident monkey`. How do we stop thisÉ