You are a dumb flower 

Now, normally, I do not use that term explicitly. I just quietly think it. But in this case, there is evidence. You have no ISBN's to your name. In my book, that makes you a dumb flower I happened to a bit demanding about these sorts of things. The ISBN's  1-894840-36-4 and 1-894840-38-0 . Tell me something: At you local library: do they actually allow you in there? Maybe they just let you in because you are a girl, I dunno.  Do they have an old-fashioned card catalog system there? Do you experience urges to rip out the cards of the books that you simply do not like? I can assure you that you need to try and suppress those urges. OF COURSE I added those ISBN's for you dear. It is like honey to flies. Dumb flowers like you cannot suppress their urges to go and delete them.  And thereby, I trap you, my pretty little dumb flower.