The Giant Panda 

Dear Poopyhead,

I object strongly to your last argument. For instance, you stated that I called you ugly. That, sir, is a lie. I demand that you retract your statement within the next four to six seconds or all hell will break loose. Because you, sir, are a pretentious, overzealous, constipated, ping-pong ball-eating runny-nosed jerkoff. And NEVER BLOCK YESMOREDONKEYS AGAIN!

Oh yeah, and always remember to SHUT UP!

  
Head Comissioner of Wikipedia