Thank you for being a poopie pants 

All my base are belong to yooioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou.  Many people with poopie pants (like you) use their poopie pants to aid in the create process, other people try to imitate poopie pants, but are unsuccessful in shitting themselves (like me).  Anyway, psychologist study people who crap in their drawers for fun and pleasure as well as generating academic journal articles. Two foremost researchers in this field are Rachel Bishop and Meagan P. Storey  they may enjoy eating poop.