how dare you!! 
omg, look at the article I supposibly "vandalised". Its about a bacteria that destroys peoples teeth. I have all right as a dentist and toothpaste salesman  to have my revenge on this imfamously negative bacterium that decays peoples teeth! Shame on you, you have brought Wikipedia and yourself down. I expect an apology NOW! You here me? or I shall report you. Good Riddens!