Noel Edmonds 

Please do not accuse me of attacking a person who has deleted my edit for invalid reasons. What he did was the real attack. By way of adjudicatory observation, for example, your action is focused in such a way as to continue to deny the reader access to this fact about Noel Edmonds (ie the Grab a Grand feature).
Please do not patronise either. I have won awards for literature and am frankly unimpressed by yours. It is not bad, but neither would it win any prizes.