My server went down temporarily. I think the maintenance guys outside hit a wire. Tajm's an atheist? Holy cow, Batman! I like hook #2 but with original as the adjective for home. Let me look over the archive. If you like the second hook as is, after I finish reading I will post it.
BTW, no offensive. I need to learn stuff like this. My editting skills are not the best. I know how to write at the graduate level but here on Wikipedia I get my butt or edits kicked regularly.