New York, NY, USA 

Thanks for the entertainment. Whilst enjoying the warm inner glow of martyrdom, I wondered to myself "what kind of narrow-minded, protocol-infested person would think like that?" I decided it must be either a petty government functionary or a nurse. And then I looked at your page! I've been smiling ever since! What comes next in your protocol - extraordinary rendition? Keep it up - you are unwittingly dumbing down Wikipedia to your level.