Why I will oppose your next RFA 

Hey, thanks for the welcome spam on my talk page.  Before blindly wishing me "happy editing", did you bother to look at the quality of my contributions?   Obviously not, since you didn't bother to revert any of them.  I can tell by your edit history that you're aiming for an RFA in the near future, please count on my strong opposition on the basis that you are so blinded by your desire for "power" in the form of an admin bit that you are willing to commit countless hours of brainless activities that will look good on your next RFA.  Let's see... AFD activity. Check.... Collaboration activity. Check.... Welcoming committee. Check.  (oh, what an excellent example of WP:AGF by welcoming Banks0000).  Cool, even some AIV activity today.   Looks like an all-around productive day on Wikipedia.  Too bad it's so superficial.   Dumbass.  We don't need admins like you, please don't bother.  Try making some productive edits to the encyclopedia.  Expand a stub.  Write a featured article (trust me, THAT is a real rush).  You're getting it all wrong.     (p.s., thank you for the reminder about using four tildes to sign my talk page edits.  Before now I hadn't edited any talk pages but it sure came in handy now!).