Hi everybody, I'm as ignorant as a monkey turd. 

It's so nice to meet you! I am one of the dumbest niggers you will ever find. I look like a buck-toothed, biscuit-lipped ape and my lips protrude at least a good inch past my nose. I look dumber than shit, and speaking of shit there are cold, moldy turds with an IQ higher than mine.

Pleased to meet you, now I must get back to vandalizing Wikipedia articles with my ignorance and stupidity.