SR/CL: 

U bud bin A-way. Like long time like time outa mind long.  Gooood shit but mo' latah an dat.  Soon az Ah gitz back heah sum a de brotherz 'n sistahs 
sez "Hance dead or alive?  We're about to send a Zion Ranger to check on his condition."  Ah sez "Whoa! Led me gib him a holler."  Dis me hollerin Bro. 
De Zion Rangerz be dem dat do most a' de walkin tru wallz.  Not all but most. De wall walkin dude ain gonna do R Bro no harm, he jes be checkin.  
EE-ben so a gentle remindah kum fuhst.  U be readin id. A leedle postin a dis 'n dat go down GOOD.  Doan fohget to cut sum ZZzz aftah a tad a postin. 
Sleep good 'n doan fergit ta dream. Sumptin might kum jes ta BDH all wrapt roun wid delta wave 'n a kupla otha' carrierz what we diz-cuss lAtah. Chow, Bro.