I'll stick it in you 

I'll stick my penis in your ass, wiggle it around and say "Boom, your a big fat cunt." I'm reporting you to that Norman guy. Looks like its a trip to Penistown for you. But don't worry. You can fly from Dublin Airport to Penistown with Penis Airways. 

 Vandalism  

I tried to remove the vandalism from your page, but then I realised you were a big fat cunt. So I decided not to. Enjoy your trip to Penistown. Just to confirm you can fly there from Dublin.

 Penis Airways 

This is Bob Dick, the CEO of Penis Airways. Just wishing you a pleasant flight with us. I believe you're flying on our new service to Penistown International from Dublin. Enjoy it. Although I have to warn you that some Penisians are a bit funny around big fat cunts. 

 Penistown  

I've been told you'll shorlty be visiting Penistown. You must drop in for tea. Although I must ask that you lose some weight first. You big fat cunt!

 Accident at Dublin Airport 

There has been an accident at Dublin Airport. A Penis Airways Airbus A330, travelling to Penistown, crashed into a Delta Air Lines Boeing 767, which was getting ready to depart Dublin for Orlando. 744,192 people have died, making it the worst air transport accident in the world ever!

But dont worry. I'm sure Penis Airways will have another aircraft ready for your flight to Penistown. You big fat cunt!