Tortoise Joustng 

In the jousting article, I noticed that there was no mention of tortoise jousting. Though many do not know about it, tortoise jousting is one of the main sports in Tongo. Tortoise jousting is just like regular jousting except for the fact that the Tongonese warriors rode tortoises instead of horses, since horses were not avalible in Tongo. 

I am an expert in tortoise jousting, I got a doctorate in it and have won many a tortoise jousting tournaments on the back of my faithful Sally, in the wondeful country of Tongo. I teach a tortoise jousting class in the University of the Tongo and am the head of the tortoise deparment for all of Tongo. 

Tortoise jousting was, and still remains a major jousting event and the fact that this site has nothing about it makes me violently ill. Tortoise jousting is the pride of Tongo and all of the Tongonese people and it is a blatant form of discrimination against the great people of Tongo to not mention their beloved sportoise. If I had majored in law instead of tortoise jousting I would sue you and make sure you never neglect the awesome power of tortoise jousting again.