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 December 2009 
 Hello, and welcome to Wikipedia. I noticed that your username, Bitemyshinymetalass78, may not meet Wikipedia's username policy because having a username which tells people to bite your ass is not appropriate and is not conducive to harmonious editing. If you believe that your username does not violate our policy, please leave a note here explaining why. As an alternative, you may file for a change of username, or you may simply create a new account and use that for editing. Thank you.    talk "