BOW BEFORE SAXON FOOLS!! 

Australia, in 2007 you know who to vote for.

But why vote Saxon?

Well let's say he can fix all of our problems
-Japanese whaling (By destroying the whole of Japan)
-Global Warming (through Genocide which means less drivers)
-Iraq War (By including all terrorist as the 1/3 of the population to be decimated)
-Crappy Politicians (by gassing them, Hitler-style)
-Pollution (everytime you drop a butt, the Toclafanes kill a kitten...I mean human)
-Overcrowding in Prisons (Capital punishment via Toclafanes)
-Energy wasting (Death by Toclafanes to all people who spend 10 Hours a day on the internet)
-The Avatar Shipping War (simple threaten the writers of Avatar with death by Toclafanes)
And I'm sure you would like this one
-Wikipedia 'vandals (I'm sure you get the drill by now)

So on election day Australia, make your vote count. Put a big X in the box for Mr Saxon.