I just got out of the hospital. 

I just got out of the hospital after an overnight stay and I really don't need my page deleted. I have far more important issues to deal with than dealing with someone who deletes my page just so they can feel important. If you still need to complain, go to nobody and please just don't complain. Considering that I've worked on 5 Featured Articles and I've completed 3 Featured Lists, I think I know how to make a wiki page. As of April 29, 2008, I have 18066 edits on the English-language Wikipedia. That's a lot.
I have more important things to do with my time than deal with self-appointed wiki-cops. I'm busy pointlessly trying to convince people that their own actions, not anyone else's actions, are what gets them into trouble. Because I will so get them in trouble if thier actions in this fake wiki-land where I am sherriff don't make me happy, fake pretend Wiki-Trouble that is. It's not actual trouble that anyone cares about, just fake pretend wiki-troubles. Wiki-troubles are worse than real troubles in real life. If you get into Wiki-Trouble, the Raincoat Beaver Dragon comes to get you..... 

Thank You.

General Aldo of R.C. and the Monkey-Junks

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