Can we compromise here? I don't think we have the budget for salmon, but (at least in the Netherlands) there is an "in-between" fish, more affordable, that in Dutch was called "salmon trout." So far, so good, S Marshall. Fortunately no one has yet discovered that you used to run drugs for a cartel or that you danced in a nightclub a la...Henry LaFarge, was it? in A Shot in the Dark? Ssshh, I'm not telling. Oh, I should ask you at your RfA about the proper use of  citation templates. Later!