The Bravery of the Scorpion

Why would you give me a fake name?  You need help.  We want to help you escape from the cult.  You think that you are Wiki:Loved but your friends Wiki"Laugh at you.  Now we have to figure out WHO you are.  We can tell you aren't Wiki:brave that is for sure.  And why do you think I would want to be banned?  I have been banned over 300 times since December 2006.  It cannot stop the happy.  Come to the light.