You are full of (sh)it. 

What is blatent or nasty about autofellatio?  Nothing, it's a natural thing, or at least as natural as taking it up the butt.  Listen Butt Pirate, if you have a problem with a perfectly natural activity.  Maybe you should look into your own nasty and blatent habits, like shit packing, or perhaps rump riding.  Maybe you prefer sucking another person's man banana?  The bottom line is this Buddy, while what I did was definitely vandalism, and hilariously funny, it was neither blatent or nasty.  Much like your own disgusting practices or personal hobbies, it has a listing on Wikipedia, and WP:NOT censored for minors.

Thank you.  Good night.