HOW'S THIS: Awfully sorry to disagree with you old chum, i have the upmost repect for you and your absurd opinions, nice weather we're having, is that a new tie? it matches your eyes. I apologise profusely for disagreeing with you (awfully sorry for the spelling, comrade) But i fel the need to express an opinion to the effect of: YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN AND A FRIEND OF DWAIN'S. I AM AN ATHEIST AND AN ENEMY OF DWAINS. ABORTION IS GOOD. ABORTION IS GREAT. THE POPE IS A BASTARD. BUSH IS A DICK. CATHOLICISM IS FAKE. YOU ARE A CATHOLIC. I AM A SOCIALIST.

Once again, very sorry. Sorry if capitals seem frightening. How's the wife.