Dude, I've changed IP's more than 50 times today. God knows how many times I've changed my IP. I've just been blocked again. But I changed my IP in 5 seconds. It's as simple as that. You're best bet is to get on my good books cause your admins (several of them) are fighting a losing battle against me. If you're decent, like I was when I was insulted and abused several times on the reference desk, then maybe I'll be nice as well. I'm not trying to vandalise. You're a dobber mate. And I hate dobbers ya know that? So apologise to me and maybe ya'll get a let of.    
    
Hahaha You thought the bulltwang above was true didn't you. Na mate, I'm not a vandal. I was just a bit drunk and so I vandalised. I'm not a bad guy in real life IDK, so ya don't need to fear me. Just remove this message and we'll pretend it never happened. Got you again mate na? Hahaha you'll believe everything. Na mate I'm not gonna vandalise. That's my final word. Or maybe I'll ... Na mate hahahahhahahha got you again didn't I. You're as gullabla as my sainted aunt. Hahahah. Na you can bet you're momma's fine china that I'll not vandalise. Material Scientist dude is right, you don't wanna get into a war with me ... Hahaha got ya again na mate!? Yeah, you're gullable. 

DOn't worry I'm not a vandal. Just you're normal guy who jokes with his mates and gets drunk one more time than usual ... Yeah apart from my drinking problem, I'm a nice dude. Your off the hooka this time, but be warned mate, dobbers dont go far in life. You'd best get on my good books and stop dobbing. I'll be keeping a eye on ya mate.