mONKeyS aLSO liKE tO fEeL yOU uP WHEN YOUR SLEEPING aNd tEAbAG YOU aNd sKeEt ON yOUr PILlOw when you least expect it.... Most monkeys have diharea after raunchy sex with male hookers and need vicoden to numb the pain. Thats why some of the monkeys asses are red. Because they are sore.