TBone? 

Dear sir,
  You are a bitch. I will take a shit on your car. I hope you realize that I own the rights to the entire DC universe and plan to poop on them as soon as I eat out your Granny. Dicks are for chicks, and your not one. Go get T-Boned by some burly man named Dirk. I think jodie foster is a sex beast and she rapes the souls from men ages 18-24. I also would like to bring to your attention that you sir are a wiitard. you make Clark fights his homosexual urges and wants to do Sylvester Stallone. I Want to ride the Italian stallion is what he says