Swedish joke #1 

Since self-righteous Mr.choppers knows nothing about the USDM D15B8 which he relentlessly involves himself with, there will be a new Swedish joke each time the foreign national sabotages an entry made on an engine which he is clueless.

A Swede was walking down the sidewalk carrying a dog in his arms.
A passerby stopped and asked, "Where did you get that monkey?"
The Swede replied, "It's not a monkey."
"Shut up Swede, I was talking to the dog."