1. "prevent authors from advertising" ... you're kidding right? benefit of the doubt response: you are doing a really, really shitty job considering John Major Jenkins.
2. Just in from a WikiWacker:  03:08, 1 July 2009 Senor Cuete (talk | contribs) (37,616 bytes) (Mardyks: you need to adjust your medication.) (undo) 
CASE CLOSED! Bye, bye losers.