I Think You Are Fairly Obtuse 

And don't get the concept that people are free to work on articles in user space before publishing them.  People make good-faith attempts to edit articles in userspace per Wiki guidelines, and you delete the pre-alpha version of articles before they even have a chance to be corrected.  No wonder Wiki is full of crap.  People don't have to chance to perfect their articles before your bored ass does a sweep if userspace.  Your sense of humor notwithstanding, I thinkg your brilliance is overstated.  From now on, we'll just throw them up as articles and actually give you something to do.  FWIW, masturbation may relieve some of that pent-up desire to exert yourself.  Don't as me how I know