News flash: I no longer give a shit. Since I'm already violating a Wikipedia policy just by clicking "Edit this page", why the fuck shouldn't I violate the rest of them? The Wikipedia cult has treated me with incivility and harrasment, and I am simply returning the favour.
Also, that edit to Cyde's userpage was an improvement to the accuracy of that trite bullshit. Cyde is, and always has been, a fucking wanker.