why good sir? Why? 

You, sir, obviously do not comprehend the importance of no scopes. as a kind and generous wikipedian, take the time to understand the effect this article has on issues such as world hunger, which I hear Singapore has a lot of. By deleting this article, you are, in effect, fellating the proverbial penis of all that is evil. Why the fuck did you delete our goddamn article. Now my dreams, they are so lonely, as my article seems to be. Behind these blue eyes, i can see through your supposed good intentions, into the black soul that is your true self. My love for this article is vengance, that will not be free until i crush your soul and destroy any evidence of your pathetic presence on this earth. I hope you contract a foreign disease and your penis falls off, if you even have one. I will force your children into indentured servitude, and all of your lowly descendants will be cursed with abnormal navel hair growth forever. My angry, bloodthirsty army is waiting to beseige your house, and burn everything you have ever owned, until your physical being is engulfed by the black hole that is your perverted heart. I will also delete your slanderous works, and bring Singapore to a speedy, fiery deletion off of the face of the earth. I will not rest until complete vengance has been bought upon you, and the stairway to heaven crashes down upon you and your so called morales. God and Satan alike frown upon you from their thrones. Fuck you and all you stand for. You my good fellow are a Cunt and I hope you enjoy the rest of eternity in the fiery pits of hell. I hope that speedy death swarms about you like locusts, slowly devouring the very fabric of your being.