Oh dear. 

So I come home from a hard day at the office to find that you have yet again caused everyone hassle regarding me. After countless badgering warnings* on my talkpage, and two blocks of me within the space of a day, both of which were overturned, you decided to come back for one more try. Can we now take it that you have a longstanding dispute with me and are this inappropriately placed to block me in future?

*I have carefully avoided using the word "harassment" because I am fully aware of WP:HA#NOT and am trying to assume good faith, but you should be aware of quite how close a thing it was.

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