YOU SUCK BIG DONK! 

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LOLZ! L2P YA BIG NUB! WHO SEZ "SIGH" IN RESPONSE TO SOMETHING? WHAT AN AZN! LOLZ! <(^_^)>! THATS KIRBY! PWNED IN THE BUTTOKS! LOLZ! HOW EMBARRASSING! DO YOU EVEN HAVE A JOB? LOL NOOBS