Who I Am
First off, I'm a faggot - not an article creator. I've received good ass in my work as a truck stop cocksucker, while stealing the prose and research of others. Cocksucking is, in my mind, the best feature of Wikipedia. My faggoty tastes are eclectic, but all end in a jizz shoter. I can bounce ten cocks all over the place. I've spent time sucking off Kim Kardashian, vandals and BBM in Richard Gere's asshole and Richard Simmons's asshole, and assisted in the development of a faggoty article on the jizzmaster himself, me, (the latter of which has since undergone faggoty tranny surgery and a tit job. Further revisions to my cock include trying to fuck my mother with it, which I am not entirely happy about, but heck, it's a mom I remind you all I am a faggot who wouldn't risk pissing with the seat down, so you can tell my nickname is a faggoty attempt to appear edgy. I weigh 450kg.