Steve, you're a fucking idiot who should be bludgeoned to death with a piece of rusty rebar.  Your devotion to this article is nothing short of sick.  When did you start beating women, I wonder?  If you ever get laid it will be a goddam miracle of nature.  If you're not a virgin, I'm the fucking Pope.  The very fact that you speculate on how pleasurable it would be to fuck the orifice of someone whom you are violently assaulting makes me so sick that I would derive great pleasure in watching you get tortured to death.  Christ, Wikipedia needs fuckheads like you like it needs another 1000 vandals.  Why don't you quit Wikipedia and do your high school homework instead, you fucking retard?