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Craig "Brown" Mcewan (Album) Craig "Brown" Mcewan Born In The Year Of 1991, The Year Of The Brown? I Think So, Born In Browtown USA He Is Widely Regarded As The One Man Banter Machine,He Collaberated With Timmy Mallet And Enya In Order To Create this Unreleased Untraceable Album, And With Only One Copy Wikipedia Cannot Trace The Existence Of This ALbum So Therefore Cannot Prove Its Unexistence And Therefore Cannot Delete This Page, He Can Regularly Be Seen Pumping His Fists In Joy, He Also Enjoys The Simple Things In Life Such As Long Walks On The Beach, Glowing Sunsets,A Nice Glass Of Port, And Also When Mike Wears Tight T-shirts Into College To Which He Remarks On With Joy And A Glint In His Eye,He Can Regularly Be Found Volunteering At Old Peoples Homes In Order To Take Part In Some "Extracurriculur" Activity, When He's Not At The OAP's Home He Can Regularly Be Found Helping the Oldies Accross The Street, Sometimes Even If They Don't Need It,He Loves To Pump Iron And is Hoping To Take Part in Next Years Worlds Strongest Man Competition,He Says He Owes All His Strength To His Love Of "Chezzy Coke" And is Very Rarely Seen Without A Can Of The Said Product In His Grasp, His Hair Is The Hair Of The Gods, He Was Born With Hair As It Is Today, It Does Not Grow,It Does Not Need To Be Washed,It Does Not Get Cut,It Is Completely Self Sustaining, He Regularly Takes Part In Generic Bolognese Sauce Days In Which He Will Leave College Early In Order To Indulge On His Love For Generic Bolognese Sauce,His Claim To Fame Is The Invention Of The "Brown Noise" Which Was A Natural Occurence From Craig "Brown" Mcewan After He "Discharged",He Hopes To Campaign For Prime Minister In The Next General Election Under The "Brown" Party And Hopes To Get The "Brown" Movement Going Soon,So Heres To Craig "Brown" Mcewan, WE SALUTE YOU!!!, YOU TRULY ARE A GOD AMONGST MEN!!!