LOL, rest assured there is nothing you can make me feel other than pity for you.  And not sure what "abuse of primary sources" means other than you don't like to see the truth.  But here's another from SAHIH Bukhari: http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/046-sbt.php#003.046.711
Volume 3, Book 46, Number 711:

    Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah:

    A man amongst us declared that his slave would be freed after his death. The Prophet called for that slave and sold him. The slave died the same year.

really not sure how much clearer this needs to be.