::Hmm.  Talk about getting your panties in a wad.  I don't think my tweaking (i.e., removing "tater", and rewriting the odd comment that Sand Mountain is a "gash"), should really cause that much offense.  Let's see if we can start over.  I'm from Section actually, and as I said, it's good to see someone start working on this article. Let's see if we can improve it together.