::::Oh, it's not, though I think the Dutch got one notable cricket win in the history of the world. As a sport, it's almost as stupid as rassling, though don't tell  and . But really, you should find a way to listen to a cricket score. It's like a foreign language, and after midnight over an old tube radio set it's a great soporific. Those crickets, Lady, they're cicadas, or maybe palmetto bugs, if you're unlucky.