=Someone keeps vandalizing Prometheuspan's page and leaving this poem= 
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Prometheuspan#The_Song_of_a_Flying_Pig 
 Can you help this poor chap? 

 The Song of a Flying Pig 

 * I am a fag of seven crimes, 
 * I drip my blood across a plain, 
 * I have a bod but not a brain, 
 * I am a pig at every clam bake, 
 * I am afeared of the Gun and all, 
 * I like to shop in the shopping mall, 
 * I am a cocksucker above the cliff, 
 * I am a jerk who stinks of ale, 
 * and a sockpuppet who can neve fail 
 * I am an imbecile who but I 
 * Takes a toke of cheap homegrown smoke? 

 * I am a beer belly rolling in the mud, 
 * I am a fishy in a pool, 
 * My chin it drips with idiot's drool 
 * With Wiki admins I play it cool 
 * I am a loon from paradise, 
 * My scalp it crawls with creeping lice 
 * I am a hill where bastards walk, 
 * And like a parrot I can talk 
 * I am a boar ruthless and red, 
 * And look it like when I go to bed, 
 * I am a jerkoff threatening doom, 
 * I am cop who will bring you gloom 
 * I am a tide that drags to death, 
 * I am an infant who but I 
 * shits in his pants and flies through the sky?