the fat and stupid murmillo gladiators were so untalented they never won a fight in there whole career. very few even survived being one of them. 
  there rivals were chipmunks and they never ever talked to anyone if they were not one of them. 
 these people were always eating, before and after and even dureing there fights they were busy eating there food.  
 the stupidness they thought came from others so they were afraid of going anywhere near them and they only went outside for fights and then they even were saying to there opponemts "you stupid dont give to me i clever, and i saw you screwing the milkman last night, stop it it my milkman" we tried to remove them from history but it didnt work, so we have had to keep them, 
 when you read this you will know the truth of the  
 MURMILLO gladiator