::This was an excellent application of WP:SUMMARY.  I was out getting (bad) pictures of the dangling crane over 57th Street, so I didn't do the split but it is very welcome and should be followed by neatening the division.  After election day when the USA has other things to think about, we can more carefully trim silliness, but I don't think we'll trim so much that making it all one big article will be an impromement.