== Her name == 

 Why *is* her name pronounced "eislin" when the correct pronunciation of the name "Aislinn" is either "ash-ling" or "ash-lin" (depending on dialect.) It's an Irish name. I guess it's a bit like Caitlin (cawchlin, the Irish rendering of Kathleen or Catherine) being pronounced "Kate-lin". It's still wrong and it grates on my ear and sounds bloody stupid/ignorant.