:::::::::So, you're a myspacer, and a masochist?  I can see your match.com profile now:  "hey everyone! I'm barneca, I'm a gemini, I love long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, and chatting on the phone.  In fact, that's what I love to do the most. I love to chat chat chat and giggle about it, by phone, in person, or online.  I'm a chatterbox!   Oh, and also, I like to drip the wax from candles on my nipples while wearing a dog collar while you whip me with your belt.  Call me!"  ....     
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