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 [Verse 1] 
 Konnichiwa, senpai 
 Please notice me 
 I watch Asian cartoons 
 I'm a weeaboo 

 I live in my mom's house 
 I'm like 32 
 I collect swords and throwing stars 
 'Cause I'm a weeaboo 

 Sticks and stones may break my bones 
 But I will always be one step ahead of you 
 Because I read the manga 
 (You're such a fucking pleb, are you even even Japanese bro?) 

 I haven't showered in like 16 weeks 
 All my friends and peers are ashamed of me 
 'Cause all of a sudden 
 I think I'm Japanese 

 [Chorus] 
 Yes, I'm a weeaboo (x4) 
 A filthy weeaboo 
 (Naruto's so overrated) 
 A dirty weeaboo 
 (You wanna see my katana collection?) 
 A fucking weeaboo 
 (I'm learning Japanese on Rosetta Stone) 
 A disgusting weeaboo 
 (So I'm like basically Japanese now) 

 [Verse 2] 
 I sit at my computer desk 
 And argue with teenagers on the internet 
 About atheism 
 And how Japan is superior to other countries 
 I learned a bit of Japanese 
 So now i'm qualified to be a part of their community 
 So i made my avatar a kawaii waifu 

 [Chorus] 
 Yes, I'm a weeaboo 
 (Uh duh, everybody wears kimonos) 
 Yes, I'm a weeaboo 
 (Ninjas are still real, okay?) 
 Yes, I'm a weeaboo 
 (Uh, k-konnichiwa) 
 Yes, I'm a weeaboo 
 (Domo arigato) 
 A filthy weeaboo 
 (...) 
 A dirty weeaboo 
 A fucking weeaboo 
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 “Weeaboo Song” by Pink Guy 
 But I will always be one step ahead of you / Because I read the manga 
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