== A couple of woeful inaccuracies == 

 [quote]An Odessa Jew meets another one. "Have you heard, Einstein is going to America!" / "Oh, what for?" / "He developed this Relativity theory." / "Yeah, what's that?" / "Well, you know, five hairs on your head is relatively few. Five hairs in your soup is relatively many." / "And for that he goes to America?!"[/quote] 
 What? To America? Clearly some American edited this at some point of time. 
 The actually told version goes like this: 
 [quote]An Odessa Jew meets another one. "Have you heard, Einstein has won the Nobel Prize?" / "Oh, what for?" / "He developed this Relativity theory." / "Yeah, what's that?" / "Well, you know, five hairs on your head is relatively few. Five hairs in your soup is relatively many." / "And for that he gets the Nobel Prize?!"[/quote] 

 [quote]A Ukrainian and a negro sit in a couchette car. Ukrainian takes out salo and starts eating it. Negro looks at him. Ukrainian asks: "What, want salo?". Negro nods his head, like, yes, I do. "Ah, that's absolutely usual salo. Write to your parents and they will send you it too."[/quote] 
 Russian word негр stands for "black", it's a usual neutral denomination. On the other hand, черный (lit. "black") is derogatory. 
 Here goes correct variant: 
 [quote]A Ukrainian and a black sit in a couchette car. Ukrainian takes out salo and starts eating it. Black looks at him. Ukrainian asks: "What, want salo?". Black nods his head, like, yes, I do. "Ah, that's absolutely usual salo. Write to your parents and they will send you it too."[/quote]