WTF?  You all are a bunch of losers!!  Just like Woodsie the Owl.  I polute everyday and I have a hugh carbon footprint.  You know what they say about big feet don't you?   Big feet = big shoes.  I sold my Lancia Fulvia vehicle to a guy in my unit in the 3/325th Infantry in 1986 that said he created Woodsie the Owl, Give a Hoot and Don't Pollute.  His name was Stephen Haggleburger and he was a nerd of the 5th magnitude.  There is no reason that Stephen would lie, so you'ns is all wrong.  I'm the reason they had to invent Smokey the Bear.