A POEM 

 (by me) 

  
 (Seymour Krelborn) 

  
 *ahem* 

  
 Curps is a jerk 
 A stupid, paranoid jerk 
 I don't think he ever sleeps 
 He scares all the sheeps 
 Curps really needs to get a life 
 Or end his own with a knife. 

 I think he's a loser 
 And probably a boozer 
 But for now I'll just say  
 He should just go away. 

 Curps is a fag 
 Wow what a drag 
 I hope he gets lag 
 Because he's a fag. 

 I think he needs to stop 
 Before someone calls a cop!