== Edit from April 8 to Black Mage == 

 Explaining said edit by me. 

 - The list of adjectives at the start was getting ridiculously long. We don't need to list every single thing, just explain what his character is generally like. 
 - A face can't really be more non-Euclidean than anything else. 
 - We don't need to retell little details like Matoya looking up lottery numbers, that's what led to this article being stuffed with insignificant info in the past. 
 - Is the fact that he said "fuck" really all that important? Even if you decide it is, I'd refrain from explaining every nuance of the event, or someone will mention how the word was transparent, too.