== The Dodgers Quest For Jerseys With Nicknames On The Back. == 

 INTRODUCTION: in 1867 stans head was flyin about n it said "baws" n all these sweets came out of it! n then banksy went aaaaargh! And then that borin michael senior guy was standin in the rain eatin a bag o' chips. And In the Background u can see that adam senior guy in playstation 1 graphics gettin eaten by zombies n the screen was kinda spinnin round n zoomin out n he was goin eeehhhhhhehhhhh-o-o-o!!!! 

  
 The Story 
 In The Year 2008 9 Men Will Face The Toughest Challenge Of Their Lives (well for luke anyway) Theyr Goni Walk Up Ben Nevis So We Can Get Names On Our Jersey's (A bit Desperate)They are: 

 Michael - Wolfensein (The One That Thot Of Climbin A Mountain .. Also Has Rat Like Features) 
 Screwy - Diglett (His Mum Looks Like Steve Vai) 
 Connor - Potts McLaine (The Japanese One That Has A Slight Type Of Retardation) 
 Chris - Parco PI (The One That Wears Kinda tight Trousers n Baggy Jerseys n Puts Bogeys In His Pockets) 
 Mark - Magnum (The Ginger One thats The Kinda Cool one Of The Group That Had A Bowl Cut Once) 
 Luke - Eggs N Bacon (The Extremely Slow One That Fancies Ronald Sanderson) 
 Gareth - Selma (The Minature One that Looks Like A BushBaby) 
 Tommy - Tommy (The Kinda Borin One That Steals Eggs And Currently Has A Bowl Cut) 
 Abdul - Sasqautch (The Big Guy That Gets Denied All The Time ... Also Tends To Partner With Tommy And Duz A gay Laugh) 

  
 Tommy Refuses To be Nicknamed !! So Any Chances You Have To Scant Him ... Get Him Scanted!! 

  
 THE KINDA GUBBED CRUDE DUDE IS STILL AT LARGE!! SHOOT ON SIGHT!! 

 SPONSOR US YA DOUCHEBAG!!!! 

  
 Any Shop Owners Who Sell Eggs BEWARE OF TOMMY DOWALL .. description: Seems Shy But dont be fooled he moves like a cat and has an extremely unattractive bowl cut. 

  
 Screwy has a well good tan! 

  
 Mark Has A Missing Tooth That Needs Filled Urgentley Even By A Cheap Ass Dentist. 

  
 Luke Is Well Fast 

  
 We Need To Put Roy In A Bin So That Will Be Accepted By Other Members Of The Team ... Until Then Treat Him Like A Piece Of Shit!! 

 Graeme Is A Pure Heavy Buzzkill And Likes To Moan And Miss 3Pointers So Avoid Him At Any Cost! 

  
 Lugs Is Sound And What Can I Say About His Hairdoo.... not much. 

  

 Where Is Ben Nevis ??