"English Contains No Rhyme for 'Orange'" 

 Had Sampson been Irish, and Mick, 
 He'd have cleaned up those Protestants quick; 
 And if William of Orange 
 Had come within jaw range, 
 There's be less work up North for Old Nick. 

 I wrote this limerick in 1960 after being told the rhyme was impossible.  "Jaw range" seems pretty close to me.  It refers to the weapon (jaw bone of an ass) with which the Biblical Sampson slew a thousand men.    Mike Angus Walton