== Max the Dog == 

 My dog is my best friend. He is a Lakeland Terrier Cross - crossed with I don't know what. He is afraid of fireworks. When Eastenders comes on he sings, just like when the telephone rings, but then again the telephone does go off like 60 times a day! I you stare at him long enough he barks at you - clearly doesn't like eye contact! We have blankets on the back of the sofa which he loves, so whenever we put the blanket on within 30 seconds he's nuzzles up beside you!