:You keep swearing you're leaving because you hate us all, I'm a cheese-eating dick son of bin Laden who lives under a bridge...then you keep coming back...I'm confused, is it really a torrid love affair in your heart, where really you find yourself so drawn to me, that you can't pull yourself away?  I do have that Animal magnetism, don't I? *preens*  Well, if you'd like to drop me a private message of a more...intimate nature, I'm sure we have lots in common and I would love to hear about your favourite naughty fantasies ;)   (bounties)