==The End is Nigh== 

 Mr Wales, 

 I am a disgruntled former Wikipedia editor, and I have come up with the perfect plan to destroy your tax-shelter, Wikipedia.  My plan is much better than that amateur Daniel Brandt's.  I won't be doing any whining, but I will be exercising only my freedom of speech in a perfectly legal manner.  After I finish with you, the only money you'll be getting in donations is from your pals in the porn industry, and you'll have to start using banner ads.  I have resolved to destroy you, but I could be appeased and persuaded not to do so if you clean up your filthy act.  Here's how: 

 1)  Crude sexual humor (i.e. Cleveland steamer) and its ilk must be deleted. 
 2)  The Gay Nigger Association of America must go immediately.   
 3)  Initiate a means of asking editors and readers if they are over 18 when accessing explicit content. 
 4)  Delete Daniel Brandt's article, Angela Beesley's article, and the article of anyone else who has a reasonable request for deletion. 
 5)  Shut down AfD and delete things on your own. 
 6)  You have spoilers before content from a film, but your pervert users cry "censorship!" when someone wants a warning before a picture of, say, an erect penis or a toilet full of human feces.  You will offer warnings. 
 7)  Transfer all fanboy junk to Wikia and delete.  I suggest giving the dorks a month to transfer their junk articles on phasers and such and then a mass deletion should ensue.  There should be only one article on Star Trek. 

 Should you block the account this came from (Instant Karma), the plan will automatically go into operation, and negotiations will cease.  Even when you find out who and what you are dealing with, you will not be able to stop this little plan from going into operation.  (See doomsday device and deterrence.)  The same will happen if this message is erased.  That means you, you petty little satraps known as "admins, and you, Mr. Danny "Yes, I'm a flak." Wool.  Remember, you cannot hurt me, but I can do a lot of damage to your enterprise. 

 Zorro