*Is it impossible to lose a basketball game? 
 *Is it impossible to be born in a log cabin? 
 *Is it impossible to have your parents get killed by crazy rednecks? 
 *Is it impossible to dump a rat into boiling toxic uranium? 
 *Is it impossible to start a pizza place? 
 *Is it impossible to attack someone because you think they're a stranger? 
 *Is it impossible to have diarrhea on your walls? 
 *Is it impossible to make $50? 
 *Is it impossible to invade the Czech Republic? 
 *Is it impossible to win an employee of the month election by a narrow margin? 
 *Is it impossible to demand a recount? 
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