== Not a "sock puppet" or "meat puppet" or whatever... == 

 Apparently,  thinks that if someone takes a few days off to actually focus on something called ... uh ... LIFE! [kids, wife, work, family or something apart from Wikipedia] that they're automatically someone else who took issue with him - in a different guise. That's either extreme paranoia, or extreme conceit - and I haven't decided which one.  

 I've had enough of your personal attacks here (one attack), here (two attacks) here and now  (numerous and at length) that up until now, I've largely let go without comment or retaliation.  

 So you've finally gone too far and exhausted my civil tone. Therefore, here's what I have to say back: Grow up, pal. And try getting a life yourself, before your own little "meat puppet" becomes your only friend.  

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 P.S. Maybe the Wikipedia markup was a stretch for you to grasp. But I assure you, that many others (myself included) aren't similarly handicapped.