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 == Sir Wayne and Kermit the Knight == 

 Yeah, I'll copyedit it. In 2053! Just kidding. But I will copyedit it. Curse this insufferable ego of mine! I feel so proud and respected when I'm asked for copyedits, and meanwhile I've got stacks of work on other things that I want to do.  

 Totally unrelated and unsolicited and maybe you don't care, but I'm going to complain anyway: I got two Balzac books in the mail yesterday, and they were nearly worthless! One was little more than a pamphlet – Balzac, Force of Nature indeed! The other was a Balzac Bibliography, which I figured – at 450+ pages – must have some commentary as well. Wrong! Growl spit. Hopefully the other three on their way to me will be more helpful. I think I've developed a Balzac-book problem. I'm close to owning all the books published in English about him. Damn you, Alibris! –  •  "