== Snakes == 

 I heard that if you spread sulfur around your house it will keep snakes away from your house 
 :But what are you to do if you are on a plane? Lots of people fly every day but there's only so much Samuel Jackson to go around...   
 ::Psh. Samuel Jackson is Morgan Freeman Lite.   

 ::The way to deal with snakes on a plane, is the same way you deal with all such matters. Rather then only letting the criminals possibly taking snakes on a plane, you let everyone bring snakes   

 :What kind of snakes? Pythons? Cobras? Sea snakes? This snake?   

 ::Sea snakes? I hear that Sulphuric acid takes care of them pretty well.