== The Vandal Has Decided to QUIT == 

 I am the infamous Johnny Knight, as you may know. Well, I used to make legitimate, albeit minor, anonymous edits for a while using AOL, until I saw the article about myg0t, it made me laugh my socks off. Then, I saw it get deleted and the discussion page got deleted too. Then I thought "I MUST EXACT MY REVENGE!!!" So, I created account after account, realizing how fun it was to troll Wikipedia and antagonize admins like you, SV, Shanel, Pilotguy, DakotaKahn, etc. I actually made very few vandalous edits (<10?) But ended up creating about 500 accounts with crazy usernames. I actually don't support Nazism, but just made those usernames to troll with. I did not use ANY bots, entirely by hand, courtesy of AOL. I created various identities, such as Johnny Knight, SPAM-MAN, Dr. Destructo, admin-attacking names, etc. And I observed the anger and then I thought: this is so fucking fun! I got over 100000 IP addresses blocked (205.188.0.0/16 and 64 something /16) Tonight, I was going outside to take out the trash, when I heard  this ghastly moaning sound coming from my backyard. Naturally, I was curious, so I walked over there................and MY WORST FEARS WERE REALIZED, I saw this teenage girl, a complete stranger, giving birth alone to an extremely deformed baby in my backyard. The girl died shortly thereafter from excessive bleeding (hemorrhage). I ran to the house, got my mom and called 911! The girl was pronounced dead at the scene by the 911 people. Anyway, then I thought, maybe I'll troll Wikipedia some more to ease the fears so I could go to bed, but I checked your user talk page, since I had been trolling you and Wikipedia for about a week. I saw I had become a bit [in]famous, but then I read about how AOL might put in the XFF headers, and I thought SHIT HOW WILL I EVER EXPLAIN THIS, and WHAT IF COLLEGES FIND OUT (I'm 15). The same thing once happened to me when I used to vandalize guestbooks (of completely random strangers) months ago and gradually got bored with it. One guy threatened to come after me with "his boys" and I used the alternate identity of "Joe Schmuck". And I thought, WHY THE FUCK AM I DOING THIS???!!! So, I have decided to quit fucking around. I, Johnny Knight, do solemnly swear to stop trolling Wikipedia and Wikipedia admins, so help me GOD, AOL, and MY PARENTS. Could you not call AOL about this, may I repent, for I have done something wrong?    

 Signed - "Johnny Knight"