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 *Unfortunately, my German extends to guten tag and scheisse, so I can't help anyway. It's very weird; some of the edits (at least, the basic edit, leaving the edit warring aside) at least appear to be misinformed-but-in-good-faith; and yet some of them are pure spam and/or addition of promotional bullshit. However, the rather pathetic vandalism of your userpage, and the attempt there of taking over my talk page... this is why I don't like IPs being able to edit, especially those on mobile networks.   "