Oh that’s right you were kicked out of San Francisco State for being too radical! That’s a joke  

 http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19981101&slug;=2781130!  

 “Lofton wrote “A.D.” while a student at San Francisco State University and spent so much time hawking the book when it was published three years ago that his grades began to fall and the university cut off his financial aid.”  

 “Of course, plenty of wayward students have had their financial aid renewed after having missed classes for far less substantial reasons, so one wonders why was it so important for me to be dismissed ”  

 Because of your grades dumb *ss! You can miss classes and still get good grades if your competent.  

 the first and only of A.D. printing consisted of two thousand copies  

 Wow, that must have sold in record time! A whole two thousand, your almost as famous as Steven King” Dorksickle!  

 “I sold all three thousand copies of Btl Nvrg within the span of a year”  

 Somehow I doubt that since it was published in 1998 and you were still hawking it to Tim Boucher in 2006  

 http://www.popocculture.com/28/battle-neverending-by-saab-l  

 “He lived on the streets in Berkeley while going to Solano College”  

 I looked up Solano college and it’s 40 miles away from Berkeley. So I guess you must of hitchhiked there everyday right? Bullshit!  

 Hey lets see some examples of your cartooning. Don’t got any right? That’s what I figured.  

 See the lies just keep piling up!