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 == '... Yeah nick jonas has a new girlfriend he dumped that slut... now his girlfriend is jessica phillips.. she is so sexy mama and i want her sexy body... dylan please.. i know you didn't know this but your sister is dating someone famous.. and please don't hurt me for saying that your sister has a sexy body.. Nick and Jessica now have a baby boy named bob. we in this family call him BOBBERS. because jessica is a bad mother and lets him bob in the water when she takes a bath. she forgets about him all the time. then i call her up at her normal bath time and tell her to look to the right and see bob bobbing.. in the water... she always says " OH crap, right i am a mother now. i have to watch a little poop... " she complains to me everynight that she is up taking care of her and nicks baby.. in their mantion and has to walk down the stairs and to the street hop in her little golf cart and drive to the next house in the gate just to get to her baby bob... He crys for 6 hrs. everynight and stays awake for 12 hours every day then sleeps 1 hrs and poops the rest of the day... God knows what the hell she feeds him.. prob. soap when he's just bobbin'.' == 
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