::Okay, I'll try again. To soften things up first, I'll start with a bit of "Carlinesque" humor: 
 :::"How did we ever come up with the expression "take a shit"? Who would really want to take a shit? I leave my shits. I wouldn't take a shit, ever. Anyone can just have a shit if they want to take it. I say: give a shit."  
 ::Now that I've hopefully grabbed your attention; there's just no point in pursuing the matter. You should just move on from this. What good can really come of it? Nothing will change that much. You can get past this.