== Response to Kim Bruning Pt. 1 == 

 Kim, You have consistantly singled me out for harrasment in the past two weeks, and if you don't know what harrasment is, it is embarking on a course of action, or comment that is known, or ought reasonably to be known, to be unwelcome. Now you know what it is. So Let's back way, way up now, to the day you posted your intial message to the RfA talk page. Lets see...here . Now I read that and I thought...who the hell is Kim Bruning? I had never noticed you, had never responded to any of your comments directly, nor had you to mine. So there you were, a complete stranger, saying something about "evidence". I waited and read as the discussion unfolded, but there was no polite way of saying "God, what a maroon..." And it went on, here and there, until ultimately, in a fit of what I see as pique, mixed with a generous helping of caprice (I am a chef Kim, bear with me), you filed a ludicrous, spurious, bogus, laughable RfAr, against me. I must admit, I havn't been able to find the text of that closing, I want to see what the opinions of the Arbitrators was. I would bet you my paycheque that none of them agreed with your claims aginst me. We'll set that aside for a moment shall we?  
 During our initial contact, (my second post directed to you in any regard), I pointed to a dif here   that very clearly indicates a numeric standard as a guideline, as a touchstone, if you will, for administrators to base their closures on. I agreed with that standard as a guideline. I still do in fact, now from a personal and deeply felt (almost religious) perspective. Do you want to convert me Kim? Has this really been just you knocking on my door and me just turning up The Price Is Right, because I don't want to buy what you are trying to sell? Kim, bubbie, there are people, editors, who are not you, Kim and they have supported this notion, this guideline of a two thirds majority (excludung sock, meats, new accounts with 3 edits, etc etc) as a fair and equitable way to close a AfD. And thats all were talking about here Kim, AfD closures! Rl left, my advice if he ever comes back, grow a thick skin buddy, you never know when someone is going to come sideways at you. And personally, I will be thinking, with some justification, "Come sideways at you...like Kim Bruning".