== Dick == 

 Why doesn't this article address the fact that he was an unbelievable douche-bag? 

 NEGRO, n. 
     The piece de resistance in the American political problem. Representing him by the letter n, the Republicans begin to build their equation thus: "Let n = the white man." This, however, appears to give an unsatisfactory solution.  

 The section should read thus: 

 Huge Dick 
 Although Ambrose Bierce was in possession of an embarrassingly small penis, he compensated by being a huge dick himself. Nowhere are his massive insecurities more evident than in his swan song, Devil's Dictionary, although his asshole Confederate sympathies also play out in his short stories. Most historians remember Bierce as a cock-monger whose wife cheated on him with a leper.