==Seven dirty words by the man from Nantucket== 
 I have one word for you, in all due respect: "cocksucker".  The difference between "suck it" and "cocksucker" is not much of a stretch, especially compared to the flexibility required to perform such an act.  This article is like Scrabble; the point is to score by wikifying as creatively as possible.  "Seven dirty words" is definitely a 10-point link.   

 :All right, if you it's really worth that many points, I guess you have a point. /