==Album covers== 
 I guess anyone who's nutso over something as vacuous as "American Idol" can't really be all there, but Looking over some of your edits (well, most of them) it's clear you are simply a complete fukking DICK. These idiotic edits of yours, niggling over album covers and such, are completely useless, contribute nothing whatsoever, and simply continue to make you look like the puckered anus you are. 

 Screw your cultish jargon too (i.e., civility, "cool off," et al), as this is just another of your tactics to wiggle out from under the fact that you are a massive caulk-sukker, and a waste of space on Wikipedia. 

 Why not go dress-up as Frodo and sit on a corn cob. Perhaps it might do you some good. 

 And OH MY GOD, you own a bird! Only the strangest, weirdest people own birds. Didn't you know that? 

 Creep. ///