Minor mistake== 
 There's a minor mistake in the Plot section - I quote "... As he nears orgasm, she picks up a knife she has hidden under the bathmat (which she took from Matthew—he had brought it with him to kill her) and cuts his genitals."  
 Who had bought it with who? Matthew, the light-retard, stole it from the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper had it next to a lump of cheese.  
 Just thought I'd point that out. 

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