"Ok, let's get a few things straight: 
 #. I don't stalk you.  Your contributions are not interesting enough for me to want to stalk you. 
 #. I am not your buddy, so address me correctly.  
 #. I suggest, if your getting tired, you drink some extra strength coffee, because all the time you troll my ANI reports that have nothing to do with you, I will tell you to fuck off.  Do you understand? Now, back to the question I posed earlier: please explain yourself as to why you think you have the right to tell an editor where he/she can and can't edit?   

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