== I am a rude person == 
 Bless your cotton socks, Ken. And thank you for being slightly unhinged. I like that. 

 The OCD kinda helps. Basically, OCD side of brain says "It's apostrophe's in the wrong place's! AAAAARGH!" 
 Then ADHD kicks in and says "must...keep...typing...don't...care...if...it's...3am..." 
 Then brain gets really angry at the shameful state of many schools in the English-speaking world at not being able to teach grammar to their pupils (so that their writing can be meaningful, for clarity and succinctness forms a good encyclopaedia). 
 Then fingers overtake and write naughty words. 

 So, in short, I quite enjoy having my little shout at the state of the planet whenever I come here. Heck, be thankful I'm not an admin here- I'd be blocking people left, right and centre by now for such foul transgressions of the rules of my fair language. 

 See? simple.