== Poet??? == 

 Is there any evidence that Collins is a poet and not just a narrator or raconteur or essayist? If his writings are poetry then everything is. Prove it! You wayward lower-case whipipedians! Where is the authority that he is is a poet? Garrison Keillor? O ... M ... G ...!!!!! Who? ....   ....   (fuckyuallll) , .... Show me a college professor ... (and I'll show you his penis or her vagina disarrayed in gold sequins and red-flocked background. Hhmmm, that sounds kinda good.) Oright, getoverit. Back to bizinezz. Can anyone PROVE Collins is a Poe-8 and not some ...................  moderately entertaining and charming FLAKE???!!!????!!! 

 I'm so confused.