== You're screwed == 

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 |style="vertical-align: middle; padding: 3px;" | It is with sorrow that I see your RfA was condemned to giving you the extra buttons. As I've frequently said, those silly enough to stand for RfA are singularly unqualified to be an administrator. As painful as that is, it gets worse. You will soon be a cynical tyrant who ignores the bleating cud chewing scum known as us non-admins. I see from your userpage that you already suffer from editcountitis, barnstaritis, and userboxitis. I think your immune system is compromised, and you will soon be suffering from adminitis.  

 (add happy smileys as necessary to the above if you're humor organ is suffering malhumoritis!) 

 In all seriousness; congratulations. )     
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