:Hi  and thanks for your suggestion!   

 :I know what you mean about feeling foolish; I find myself mortified, blushing and laughing every time I look at this poem!   However, based on my reading of the available technical literature, pedicabo has the specific meaning of male-on-X anal sex, which isn't necessarily conveyed by a simple "fuck you".   That's why I chose the more explicit "fuck you up your ass and down your throat".  There's a nifty chiasmus in the first two lines, did you notice?  Of course, the "up" and "down" aren't in the original Latin, but I thought they were the best English idiom and made a neatly matching pair for the chiasmus.  More generally, it'd be good if the translation were something that an angry man today might actually say, so that students will feel the force of the poem.   For example, I'm a little uneasy that "fudge-packed Furius" is not modern usage, but it was an alliteration that I couldn't pass up. ;)  What do you think?  I'm not really attached to any one version; perhaps we can find a better translation together?