Know How! 

  
 So I'll Continue With My Lying! 

 And Perming My Wig! 

 If I Ever Got A Girl In Bed! 

 I'd Need Viagra To Make It Big! 

  
 As I've Told Everyone Else, 

 I Am Half A Nigger! 

 But If You Ask Someone, 

 They'll Say I'm Just A Wigger! 

  
 I Am Just About Done, 

 But Not Quite Yet! 

 First I Must Ask You, 

 If You Wanna Make A Bet! 

  
 If I Can Go Without Doing All That, 

 This Is All Just For Fun, 

 Than I'll Give You My Life! 

 Now My Work Here Is Done! 

  

  

 Wicka Wicka! Word!