== doing the uncle doug! == 

 hi, re: the history of masturbation - it freaked me out to get that from that user - who from the look of his talk page possibly has some (ahem) unusual proclivities... After I had innocently added something about phallus worship at Pompeii I got this stuff on my talk page! And I only knew about Hermes/Mercury in a general sense! I let it lie - if you know what I mean. Otherwise, well, I am still ploughing on - just heard i did not get a fat govt grant i applied for to make a movie - never mind, we're raising the money privately - got fifty thou so far - wanna' invest?? Joke. Cheers,