== Introduction == 

 === Introduction === 

 "Hi, my name's Linuxbeak, but you can call me Alex, seeing as that's basically my name.  Well... what can I say?  I first joined wikipedia back in March this year.  Me and my "geek boy" persona soon got me noticed by the other male members, where I fit right in and was instantly accepted as "just one of the gang". That was when I met Taxman.  Meeting a man who was so open about his sexuality really changed how I express myself.  It allowed me to explore a whole new side of my persona.  Of course, the webcam performances helped a great deal.  Watching a man you've never met stroke his sweaty testicles through the anonymity of a computer screen had a strange appeal to me.  I'd definitely recommend it.  And the live demonstrations really came in handy.  I can't say I like being called Linuxcunt, but the name's sort of stuck. 

 If I were to really pin down where my homosexuality stems from, I'd have to point to my small penis. It's a pecker.  I spent a lot of time during my childhood comparing it to pictures in magazines.  I guess a subscription to Gay Weekly didn't help either.  Mum, if you're reading this, I guess you now know: your only son's a fudgepacker.  No shit (sic)."