== ISIS == 

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 A Group of people who cannot read. i.e., the Koran, which specifically forbids violence against children and women. 
 Since ISIS officials cannot read, they do not know this. 

 They are led by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. 

 Since we know  Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi can't read, It becomes difficult to determine her nationality. 

 It is believed she is from a long forgotten Jewish sect in which the uneducated women were cast out instead of killed at birth. 

 After years on tour as a sideshow freak as the bearded lady, she went back to England where she was born. 

 After years as a nude dancer, she went to the middle east, where she found a large group of animal lovers. 
 not knowing they actually loved animals because they needed help, she fell in love and eventually married a donkey. 

 unable to bear children, she eventually moved to the middle east.