:::: Well I am a Mets fan, so I am neither fascinating nor horrifying...just fucked.  But hopefully this year, eh?  The reason I don't register a handle is that I would then feel committed to actually contribute something, instead of just dick around on school nights.  I created a real username once, but only got to 500 or so edits before getting burnt out (now I just use it to vote once in awhile).  There have been some fake ones I've taken the liberty to use to, for instance, time response to various vandalism and test forgiveness afterwards.  Like I said, this is quite an interesting place, and it's fun to test out.  But I don't have the time (nor the motivation) to really help.  Maybe in forty years or so.