::*What makes all these socks and their masters so sad is the pathetic lies. ChildofMidnight's socks, with their whining; Michael Paul Heart's socks with their "oh I just happened to walk by this article and had a version from last year printed out, footnotes and bold and italics and all". What did CoMC have? A terminal disease? A history of abuse? Hafspajen called them a meanie? Pff. I wonder what these people do if they take a shit and happen to look behind them. "Oh! I wonder who left that there! Why didn't they flush? Might as well wipe my ass while I'm sitting here."