== Something like this == 

  

 If the current picture is considered "good" a "great" version would be of Wikipe-tan herself, preferably in some sexual relationship with Jimbo Wales. Heck, it doesn't even have to be dirty, just a pretty good idea of what a cheap doujin (hentai) would look like if you saw one on a shelf in Japan. 

 Also, inb4 "your drawing sucks." I did it with a mouse in like a minute. Rather be that than some German laboring for hours with expensive CG programs to produce something equally bad. Not that I know anyone that would apply to, I'm just sayin'.