Breaking news (New York) - I Ate Robot, the killer eating robot has ate another target! 

 The overweight robot, weighing in at over 350 tons wabbled over to the nearby pizza shack, and devoured every greasy disgusting old dirty pizza man in sight, which was coincidently 10.  These ten low lifes were not missed, but never the less this fatass freak must be stopped. 

 Quoting George Dubba Bush: 
 "As long as this evil terrorist robot is not in the United States of America I don't give two hoots.  However, if this darn ding dang of a box of tin foil comes rattling into my country, I won't mind starting a nuclear winter that will make the holocaust seem like a bad case of diarria, which I actually had last night, speaking of diarria ..." 

 For more information, take a trip to a public restroom, kick the occuping person out, then stick your face right in until your nose touches the water, and take a HUGE whiff of a good old fashioned stench.  Or better yet, go to a construction site, walk over to the porta-potty shake it until it falls (while inside), then enjoy a nice long soak in your own filth, you've earned it. 

  

 By the way, this is all warm chucky swamp shit, straight from a sick bulls ass.