::::::: Ians18, you keep asking me why the editors on the iPad articles do things the way they do. Well, I have no freaking idea. All the editors writing the iPad articles could be Apple employees that were compelled to write during their coffee breaks by the vindictive spirit of Steve Jobs. How do I know that? I don't. 
 ::::::: Why aren't all FedEx trucks orange? 
 ::::::: Why does Donald Trump have that stupid haircut? 
 ::::::: Why wasn't Tim Cook born straight?