== Warning: A Homer Made this page == 

 This message is more to Wikipedia than to the USC alum/fan/donor/ball-washer that created this page. 
 Can we please get somebody to write about these ass clowns rather than somebody who jerks off to Matt Leinart's highlight tape? While it is undisputed that USC is the best team of the 21st century and its likely 3rd straight title is without a doubt unprecedented, how about a little objectivity? It was convenient of the asshole who made this page to completely have the entire 1990s skip his mind, save for that miraculous victory over the Mildcats in Pasadena circa 1996.  Please, give me a break. This guy clearly had one hand on the keyboard, one hand on the media guide and another on his throck as he wrote this encyclopedia entry. If I didn't think better, I'd believe that je was on the Trojans payroll.  this is by no means an encyclopedia entry, it reads like am emcee's introduction should USC somehow win the 2005 Greatest Thing Since DVR'd Porno award.   
 Give me objecttive, give me facts. Don't give me "heralded, yet unproven redshirt sophomore Matt Leinart" or "Carson Palmer imprressed so many pundits." God, I this made me want to throw up like the high school prom queen just after dinner.