Hmm, when you say "dear god!", could it be the feminist extremism that makes you cringe? But why oh why can you not believe that the Minoans were pie-in-the-sky, peace-loving vegans? P Perhaps it's the androphobic absolutes like the following that make you sick to your stomach: 

 :* "Whereas depictions exist of men showing deference to women, not one shows women deferring to men." 
 :* "Unlike their contemporaries, who possessed obvious “strong-man” male rulers, the Minoans show almost no trace of male rule at all."  

 Yes, surely not one! No trace at all! We cannot let the males dominate! Oogabooga. 

 You see, this is why 99% of the human population must be destroyed (oops, did i say that?). Most people are just interested in fluff they read in sci-fi books. Any critical analysis or infusion of, say, ethnological evidence (or lack of) of such societies, well, just throw that out the window. It's those damn males making trouble again. What do we do when, as with some subjects, crackpot authors outnumber serious adults 1400-to-1? The whole goddamn Aegean studies are being screwed by this stupidity and Wikipedia's relativism just isn't going to help us. 

 So when will it be the "right time" to finally kick the WP:NPOV cult in its ass, strap the loonies to a bed and force-feed medication? Hmm?