Gene told me the story directly about how he made the obese egomaniac Seagal shit himself and if you don't believe it I'd be happy to have any of you computer geeks to my gym. I'd be more than happy to choke you out and make you soil yourselves in the spirit of the great morbidly obese wife beating hack. In fact I'd be more than happy to be locked into our cage for 5 minutes with the Ultimate Dusche Seagal himself. It would take me about 90 seconds to play with the great one and choke him out and than I'd take the rest of the time to shave his head.