2005 (UTC) 

 :If I were to make a table of female genitalia (one of my first celestial projects upon my arrival in heaven) I would go for: Aunt Mary, Front Bottom, Camel's Toe, Badge(r), Bald man in a Boat, Hairy Pie, Bargain Bucket, Kipper, Cathedral, Mapatasi, Clown's Pocket, Beard, Bearded Clam, Cabbage, Califlower (<- C18th), Lettuce, Fish Mitten, Chuff, Circle (<- Shakespearean), Muff, Cod Cove, Bear-trapper's Hat, Blart, Bliff, Flange, Boris, Buttered Bun, Clodge, Butcher's Window, Bikini Burger, Captain's Pie, Fanny, Fadge, Snatch, Box (of assorted creams), Minge, Crack, Twat, Cunt, Gash, War/Axe wound, 
 :...Now don't get me started on willies! 0  18:36, 25 September