== Worst Theme Park of 2009: Bitchy Attitudes and Wild, Unclean Sexcapades? == 

 I don't think there's any doubt that Wild Waves isn't the best theme park in the world, among other things, but the so called "designation" that Wild Waves is the "Worst Theme Park of 2009" by the "Nyalatotep Theme Park Ranking Committee" (under the "Reception" section) sounds absolutely ridiculous. First of all, do a quick Google search on the so-called "Nyalatotep Theme Park Ranking Committee" and you will find that no results come up. Secondly, the author of this supposed review used such terms like "Trifecta of Filth", "wild, unclean sexcapades", and "whiny little bitch girl attitude" that reek of a disgruntled, vengeful individual, rather than a credible committee. If someone finds evidence of such a review, feel free to add it back, because I am taking this nonsense down. And to the author of this piece of BS - take your nonsensical review and go rant on Yelp or something.