==Speedy deletion converted to PROD - Pearlism== 
 I have declined your speedy deletion on this, because it is not really a hoax (which implies intent to deceive); it's silly, and not notable, but those are not speedy reasons, and nor (unfortunately) is WP:NFT. I have PRODded it, instead. 

 Another point about speedy tagging: you should copy to the author's talk page the warning which is generated automatically as part of the speedy template on the article. Otherwise the newbie author doesn't know what's happened, thinks he pressed the wrong button, and often just puts the article in again. Also, if it's a new contributor who has never had a Welcome template, it's useful to give one before the speedy warning - it makes it less BITEy, and gives useful links that may help him do better next time. {{subst:firstarticle|}} is a good one. Keep up the good work - New Page Patrol needs all the eyes it can get! Regards,