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 "His title of having the worlds longest dong has now been taken by the great Scott "Hit 'em from the back" Rolnik who's dong towers at a staggering 22 inches." 
 Is there any reason why this shouldn't be flat-out deleted?  I say this particularly considering that attaching a piece of rubber to your body is not terribly difficult or noteworthy.  I mean, if I built a meter-long rubber penis and attatched it to my own, would THAT merit mention here?  Maybe if were were talking about the longest REAL penis in the world it would make sense, but not this.   

 :A web search on the name "Scott Rolnik" shows up nothing relevant to this article. __  

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