== You dumb sons of b!tches == 

 Are you freaking kidding me?  You guys blocked me?  I am a productive editor.  I've done nothing but revert vandalism time and time again.  I'm accused of tormenting some weird @$$ user who takes himself too seriously?  Really?  Show me one post where I even interacted with that dude.  My loins weep with the fire of herpes thanks to the miscarriage of justice that's been carried out against my good name today.  Show me one edit that is over the top, and I'll drop it.  But we all know that none of you @$$ hats will because there is no evidence that I've ever even come close to crossing the line!  I've never harassed anyone, I've never reverted a good edit, I've never vandalized an article.  All of you can eat my sh!t.  Suck a d@mn d!ck, you filthy @$$holes.  The vandals have once again prevailed.  The vandals have won their war.  I am fatally wounded, but my revolution will live on.  My legacy will live on forever as the only editor to ever care about the good name of Wikipedia.  Jimbo Wales clearly believes in my cause - perhaps you should look him up.  This perversion of truth is the type of sh!t I'd expect from Essjay, but not from sound, reasonable minds.  You've slandered my good name and tried to turn me into something I'm not.  I've never acted inappropriately towards any of you.  I've only done what is right time and time again.  I've responded with an appropriate degree of disdain for some of the heinous, vile, and filthy vandalism I've seen.  You think you're better than me?  Give me a break.  You owe me an explanation.  Show me where I've done wrong, and I will never edit again.  There is no evidence, and we all know that here.  Now I know what OJ felt like on the stand.  Fortunately for him, justice prevailed.  For me, I will be left to rot by those who claim to love truth and justice, but whose actions show a devotion to the pervasive vandalism that has overwhelmed our beloved Wikipedia.  I await the proof of my misdeeds, which we all know will never come.