Jake Duffy. 

 I was born in the backseat of a car. 
 while my dad was at the bar. 
 i know i wont get far. 
 probably not even par. 
 sticky sticky tar. 
 the monster says "rar" 
 ear and war end in "ar" but they dont ryhme. 
 i ryhme all the time. 
 i do it with a mime. 

  
 i dont like green eggs and ham. 
 sam i am. 
 sam i am.