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 I don't know who's responsibl for it or who should do this as my skills are rather limited. 
 But there's a piece of text at the bottom of the first sections reading Segways have been known to be used only by fruity mac using, Ipod listening, gay novel writing, starbucks drinking, liberal, Obama lovin, gun hating, immigrant cock-sucking, freedom hatin' , Hybrid Drivin', Progressive thinkin', terrorist lovin', grass smoking hippie communist douchebags! And no cool people have ever been known to ride them. 
 Surely that's someone having a laugh...