== Asshole Game ==  
 While cute, this paragraph has nothing to do with any attempt to formally define asshat. 
 
   
 A more modern cultural definition is the (traditionally college-based) drinking game Asshole.  It requires simply a deck of cards and for each error or break in rules, players must take a sip of their drink.  Typically, players are ranked and any player who wins three times in a row (earning the title of "President" three times) gets to make a new, temporary rule.  Games may get out of hand when players of higher rank force lower ranks to drink at their whim for any reason.