== OPTION 24 == 
 Words on black screen along with a quick voice over:  "The following skit was made online by our adoring fans..." 

 Kevin is walking down office cooridor 

 ((Cream pie in face)) 

 Kevin to camera: Ah come on! Why don't you love me!?! 

 Brendan is walking along  

 ((Office Jesus knees him in groin)) 

 Brendan: Son of a... ((thinks twice)) ...God!! 

 Sarah is drinking some water 

 ((She spills the drink on her shirt)) 

 Sarah to camera: Ugh! You perverts!! ((Slaps camera)) 

 Scott is at his desk typing 

 ((Technician comes over and yanks out the ethernet cord from his computer)) 

 Scott: What are you doing? 

 Technician: The internets have been cancelled. Sorry buddy!  

 Drunk Vader is at a bar 

 ((He orders a beer)) 

 Bar tender: We're all out. Completely dry. 

 Drunk Vader turns to camera: Noooooooo! 

 Words on black screen: "Thanks a lot!"