:17 minutes? geesh.  Probably should be a rule that only admins can tag an article within (say 3 - 5 days maybe) for deletion.  Just for spam, NPA, etc.  Should be allowed a couple days to work out the kinks in an article without having to battle the "delete police".  Way too many editors going around with a fist full of speedy and AfD tags, just because they can't actually contribute in a constructive manner. 

 :As far as the article on hymen - WOW, I'm thinking "I wish I had a button next to the "my watchlist" that said "avoid at all costs" ... LOL.  I think I'd sooner try to edit the Obama article than touch that one.  Even 20 years ago I'm not sure I'd have wanted to spend too much time on that one.