== Must....try....to....resist!!! == 

 AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!!!!!!!! 
 I am being compelled against my will to obey the banner above your user page and leave a message!!!!! 
 Now that you have entered my brain, what is the end of the evil purposes you can wreak on my life??????!!!!! 

 Sorry, that was random, but I have not had a chance to pull any April Fools jokes on any of my family, so since where I live,(UTC - 4), it is still April 1, I can use you as my helpless victim.  
 BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!