== who is this guy, anyway? == 

 ...Is this the same guy whose mother was mown down by gunfire from some random punk, whilst he was still a nipper...? Or have I confused him with someone else? It explains why he's so fucked up, I suppose. I guess I would be in his shoes. Mind you, that's no excuse for inflicting it on the rest of us. We all have "problems" of one kind or another, my friend. Most of us have the good taste and discretion to keep them to ourselves, however, rather than vomit them out onto a blank page and call it "literature". Time to Neutralise those Negatives by Channeling them into Art, eh? I'd rather you'd channelled them into something worthwhile. Refuse collection, for example. 

 Just as an aside to "Cgingold": there's an old adage that springs to mind: "...the bigger the opinion, the smaller the cock....". Right now, your opinion's looking pretty large.... 

 Wow! I've just realised that I've incriminated myself rather badly, regarding opinions and small cocks! Thank God this is only Wikipedia, as opposed to some actual credible source of knowledge!