== ROCK OPERA FOR TMTOULOUSE == 

 ROCK OPERA FOR TMTOULOUSE 
 HAPY BIRFDAY 

 CHORUS: 
 He is teh tmtoulouse! Teh tmtoulouse! 
 Be careful if you get him pissed! 
 Louse! Teh tmtoulouse! 
 He’ll smite you with home schooling fists! 
 Writing all he can, he’s just an louse, 
 a wiki-er of words making a mess! 
 He went to Harvard Law, 
 he’s dull, a major flaw 
 Born in 1961, weaned in 1994! 
 He is teh tmtoulouse! 

  
 NARRATOR (Spoken): 
 Oh look, but there he is, what will he say? 

  
 TEH tmtoulouse: 
 I’m a lonely Schlafly, a lonely Schlafly from Phyl! 
 I wonder what I’ll write about? I think I’ll write about gays! 

  
 CHORUS: 
 tmtoulouse! tmtoulouse! tmtoulouse! 

  
 TEH tmtoulouse: 
 I don't know what's wrong with me, I think I've turned into a bug! 
 I see 50000 sysops! What? I see I think I’ve turned into a bug! 
 I ain't got no common sense, I think I've turned into a bug! 
 Bet you fifty dollars I'm a man, I'm a lawyer, and I've turned into a bug! 
 Phyllis like my daddy, I'm her baby, still a baby, like I've turned into a bug! 
 Yeah! Yeah! 

  
 CHORUS: 
 He is teh tmtoulouse! 

  
 TEH tmtoulouse: 
 Living like an louse ain't easy! 
 My Wiki don't seem to need me! 
 It's gathered up all these huge jerks, 
 I don't really know 'bout their work 
 I don't want no vandalizing, 
 No, I'm just not sympathizing! 
 Living like an louse ain't easy! 
 Living like an louse ain't easy! 

  
 JIMBO WALES (Spoken): 
 Welcome to Wikipedia, tmtoulouse! My name is Jimbo! I don't think you're going to like it here! 

  
 CHORUS: 
 He is teh tmtoulouse!