::, I wasn't making a strawman, I was being facetious in an obviously vain attempt to clue you in that everyone is tired of your tediously protracted sanctimony where you wail and rail about being the only honest editor while attacking everyone who won't kowtow to your proposals as being evil and dishonest conspirators conspiring against you.  That, and as Ian eloquently pointed out, the different "varieties" of Evolution are totally unrelated phenomena, and that the changes you want done have already been done on the disambiguation page, and that, most importantly, you have yet to present a convincing argument to turn this page into an overarching discussion of all forms of evolution, and shuttle the contents of this page into a separate page.