:I doubt you want to quote Rational Wiki.... maybe we could grab some more from them? "Hovind promotes numerous anti-government conspiracy theories, literally connecting "evolution, Communism, the new-world order, and the IRS", and has even sold books promoting anti-Semitism. Among those theories is the ridiculous notion that Kent Hovind and KENT HOVIND are not the same person. According to this twisted logic, the strawman KENT HOVIND was indicted and not the flesh-and-blood Kent Hovind. Accordingly, at his arraignment, Hovind attempted to enter a plea of "subornation of false muster." - apparently an obsolete military term meaning "being ordered to say you showed up at roll call when you weren't actually there" - generating a fair amount of confusion and giggling among observers."