== Protection of Stuart Cowie == 

 What in hell is wrong with you? Can't you see that you are involved in that article? My lord, even a pencil-headed hedgehog could have realized that applying protection to this article was catastrophically stupid! How dare you! I'm shortly going to be making a report about this incident to WP:AN/I.  

 Just kidding ) Congratulations on becoming an administrator ) I've long said anyone willing to be an admin must be insane. Welcome to insanity ) The above, all meant in jest of course, is your free sample of the derision that will be coming your way now that you are an administrator. Enjoy )