== Chuck Norris == 

 Dis bitchin article vandalalism can't be troo cuz Chuck Norris says so! Also, you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds YOU!! 

 This sucks 
 -Oscar Wilde 

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 Wikipedia:Please be a giant dick, so we can ban you