Ah, I was once like you, Bradjamesbrown. I was young, handsome, and foolishly scrupulous. Then my beautiful page on the Wikipedian Game was deleted and it destroyed my soul. It's turned my life into one endless spiral of sorrow and hatred. My posse was disbanded. It felt like my life was over. But I must go on, Bradjamesbrown. I must go on. Even in this eternal torment. No, don't try and help me. The article is gone, and I will never get it back.