* Alison! Where the hell have you been? I was wondering when you were going to drop by. Welcome!    
 * Anyways, I'm starting to suspect that this user might be a sock, too. ;) I can't really answer any of the questions here, because I wasn't involved in any of the decisions. I'm pretty sure you were aware that you were going to be shut down almost immediately with the usernames you're using. Why is it important that he's using a sock? How does this negatively impact other users? And is there no way to report such things besides creating socks yourself? In short, tell me why I'm the right person to take up this issue, and what you think I can do about it. If you aren't getting tired of filling out the registration form, just send the answers to my email.