*Clearly we just need a link at the top to the Queen song "Don't try suicide".  I mean, if we are going to do feel-good slactivism, we might as well be funny about it.    

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 Although the banner might not be seen as neutral, I think WP:IAR applies because The Wikimedia Foundation has made their stance on threats of suicide clear at WP:SUICIDE, and the template . The article Suicide is likely a place where people who were feeling suicidal would go.