== Weekly Shōnen Jump EXPOSED  == 

 For too long we have though about Weekly Shōnen Jump as a harmless childrens' manga magazine. For too long we have failed to recognize Weekly Shōnen Jump for what it actually is: a terrorist organization. Through research and hard work I have uncovered a vast conspiracy theory to make today's children violent and aggressive by carrying themes of violence and aggression in Weekly Shōnen Jump. Weekly Shōnen Jump is the cancer of society and promotes violence, aggression, rape and terrorism. Weekly Shōnen Jump is not innocent as you think, it is a vast conspiracy to KILL OFF WESTERN CULTURE. Weekly Shōnen Jump wants to DESTROY religion and peace and start a massive world war. Weekly Shōnen Jump is evil. Weekly Shōnen Jump is nothing but a cover for the world's criminals and terrorists. Weekly Shōnen Jump is vile and corrupt. Stand with me and do something about this HATE GROUP that is Weekly Shōnen Jump!!!