== Angry Midget == 

 Angry Midget  
 
 One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom and a midget walked in and set up a step-ladder. When the man looked down, he noticed the midget staring at his balls.  
 
 "Excuse me, sir," said the midget. "I was just really admiring your balls. Mind if I hold them?"  
 
 "Why not?" said the man.  
 
 So the midget grabs onto one of his balls and says, "Now give me your wallet or I'll jump!"  
 
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