No Shemp, what is stupid here is you. Your ignorance of Jewish culture is appalling. Only a primitive could then utter the remarks you have. Religion is only one component of what can make you a Jew. The other is what type of vagina you popped out of. If you popped out of a vagina that is considered Jewish, then you are a Jew even if you father was Kunta Kinte. It's a messed up system but one that has allowed essentially a 'made up' people to continue to exist. It gives you all the advantages of racism without the overhead of maintaining the race. Genius.