== the mystical adventures of tony bolony == 

 wat the fuk are you doing ahh. i musta passed out. why do i smell bolony. o yea im bolony now. heyy wat thefuk whose biting my dick or wat feels to be my dick. a dam rat bit a piece of my bolony plastic. get back here you mexican rat. i befriende the dog to convinvce him to be my friend and return my penis. his name was chihuahua campos. he said, " aye senior give me two pesos and ile giva u your dick back."