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 == kudos == 

  

  

  
 Hipocrite is a hypocrite, a sock puppet of Wikipedian sysop Guettarda, and an all-around cumbucket. He has no grasp of civil behaviour. When the ED article was up for deletion during EDGate2006, he tried to recall a kindly admin that voted to ""keep"" ED. Hypocrite hangs to the coattails of his admin account MONGO like shit to a bear’s arse. He is a bureaucratic fuck of Biblical proportion, and a wannabe Wiki admin. He also appears to be a good wannabe journalist named Bob Djurdjevic.  Hipocrite is a well seasoned troll who has been around since the days of the Usenet Meow Wars. 

 ==His name defines him== 

 But of course he cares about policy, so much that he nuked a full length article into a THREE SENTENCE STUB. He has been requested to trim up the article on uncyclopedia, which boarderlines on fellatio. He routinely violates WP:DICK, WP:ASSHOLE, and WP:DOUCHE and yet hides behind Wikipedia policy to justify his shameless trolling, Whilst all the while baiting other legitimate editors into flame wars  . 

 ===More Hypocrisy=== 
 *EXAMPLE: juvenile comment ""get my wikidick sucked"" right after saying someone else was a troll Then continues with troll comment  Are we sure he's not a child? 

 ===Criticized for vandalizing other people's work=== 
 Hipocrite also edits with an attitude that he is God, and it was once attempted to hold him accountable by people not afraid of his inevitable hurling of his own feces. As always, when cornered with proof of his bullshit, he shoved his flaccid penis in his right hand and begin rocking back and forth, chanting ""Troll sockpuppet, troll meatpuppet, puppet puppet troll,"" while licking out the anus of a $5 hooker he picked up. 

 Unfortunately, MONGO rigged the Request for Comment and MONGO banned anyone who said anything negative about his sockpuppet, Hipocrite, forever.  Then MONGO hides the negative comments.   When someone reverts MONGO's coverup, MONGO bans them, too.   Then MONGO hides it again.  

 ==What Hipocrite's fans are saying!== 	   
 * ""Hipocrite is the kind of character for whom theory proves or disproves facts, not the other way around. If a theory, as he understands it, says facts cannot happen, then they never occurred. You are wrong. Simple as that. If academic theory says something, facts and evidence are irrelevant. People who argue on facts are ""idiots"". And if you call things ""spillovers"" or ""economic side-effects"" instead of ""externalities"", you're an idiot too."" - Sylvain Galineau  	   
  	  	   
 ==Conservative Fuck, and also Bipolar Fuck== 	   
 * ""I believe that ""the paleoliberals"" whoever they may be, are redeemable. If I list them, h