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 :::Who cares if a piece of information isn't mentioned in the books? A mere trifle, as far as I'm concerned! Therefore, we must immediately insert the following into all pertinent articles: Severus Snape is a vampire, and the half-cousin twice removed of the vampire at Slughorn's party; Viktor Krum is an animagus, taking the shape of the giant squid in the black lake; Godric Gryffindor was also an animagus...Fawkes!; James and Lily were never killed, but simply obliviated, believing they were muggles, they gave birth to Harry's sister, Hermione Granger (never mind that Hermione is older than Harry, they had time-turners); need I go on? I trust someone will get to work and include this information immediately. It would be insane not to, just because it isn't mentioned in the books! (This is meant as a joke, and not as a jab at anyone. Don't take it personally. ))   "