== Pop quiz == 

 # Are you a regular Joe with a regular job? 
 # Are you an average white suburbanite slob? 
 # Do you like football and porno and books about war? 
 # Do you have an average house with a nice hardwood floor? 
 # Do you have a wife and a job, kids and a car? 
 # Do you put your feet on your table with a Cuban cigar? 
 # Do you drive really slow in the ultra fast lane? 
 # While people behind you are going insane? 
 # Do you use public toilets and piss on the seat? 
 # Do you walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"? 
 # Do you sometimes park in handicapped spaces? 
 # Whilst handicapped people make handicapped faces? 

 # Are you gonna get a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible, hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior with big brown baby seal eyes for headlights? 
 # Are you gonna drive that baby around at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile a gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from Mcdonalds in old fashioned non biodegradable styrofoam containers? 
 # And when you're done sucking down those grease ball burgers are you gonna wipe your mouth with the American flag and then toss those styrofoam containers rights out the side? 
 # And did you know that there ain't a god damned thing anybody can do about it? 
 # Do you know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why! 

 PLUS BECAUSE.... 

 You're an asshole, he's an asshole, what an asshole. 

 A-S-S-H-O-L-E, EVERYBODY 

 A-S-S-H-0-L-E 

 You're an asshole, and be proud of it!