Nice to see that Arpingstone or whatever he's called is still taking life and Wikipedia way too seriously... For the record, nothing wrong with my intelligence, writing style or capacity to comment on the drivel that makes up the Yate wiki.  Wikipedia can be an uninspiring morass of turgid factual information, but only if those without imagination, intelligence and wit are permitted to reign over the content of wiki pages unchallenged.  There is no rule or law that says you have to produce borign and mundane entries.  Ultimately, if the more intelligent and inspiring wiki editors could get a look in, the wiki for Yate might reflect the personality, humour and verve of the local inhabitants.  On the other hand, sadly, maybe it already does... 

 Much love 

  local lass