::: I've done that.  I bought an ebook version of Brian Evenson's Ed Vs. Yummy Fur, and I've barely touched it to finish off Ed the Happy Clown—one of the first articles I put serious effort into, and it's still quite far from finished.  Meanwhile, I've spent the last week on anything but (not just the Charlie Hebdo stuff—I just put up Binky Brown Meets the Holy Virgin Mary for GAN, and I think I'm close to doing the same for Art Spiegelman).  It's a weird form of procrastination—I'm not actually putting off editing. 
 ::: Frustrating situation.  I know I can't report it because tehre are FormerIPs waiting in the wings to obscure things.  I'm going to leave it until someone closes the RfC.  There's no way an admin will close against (though they may rule "no consensus").