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 == Signatures 101 == 

 Can you help me? I want this to be my siggy: 

  

 Which should appear as: 

  

 but when I put it in the box it appears as an ugly, vomit-inducing, horrible string of internal-linked wikimarkup™ (sold where available)! Can you help me to make it into an actual, cool-looking, not blue signature!? 

   GOD! THIS THING SUCKS!"