:It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucken presents, 
 :It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucken presents, 
 :And I hate, hate, hate your guts, 
 :I hate, hate, hate your guts, 
 :And I'll never talk to you again. 

 :Unless your dad will suck me off, 
 :I'll never talk to you again. 
 :Unless your mom will touch my cock, 
 :I'll never talk to you again. 
 :Ejaculate into a sock, 
 :I'll never talk to you again, 
 :I'll never talk to you again. 

 :It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucken hotdogs, 
 :It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucken hotdogs, 
 :And he shit, shit, shit his pants, 
 :He's always fucken shittin' his pants, 
 :And I'll never talk to you again. 

 :Unless your dad will suck me off, 
 :I'll never talk to you again. 
 :Unless your mom will touch my cock, 
 :I'll never talk to you again. 
 :Ejaculate into a sock, 
 :I'll never talk to you again, 
 :I'll never talk to you again.