::Oooh, let me guess about the reasoning!  Let me guess!  It's not "vendetta," is it?  Is it, "We are in high school and do not want to have to understand things?"  Is it, "We have no idea what a good article is, but we think it has something to do with mods of video games that come as DVD extras on the soundtrack of videogames released on special purple aluminum only in Japan?"  No?  If I go there, ever, I will ask what I have been daring myself to ask: "Since you have appointed yourselves experts on what is a featured article, please list the best article on Wikipedia by your standards."  See, because I'd have to answer with The Country Wife, myself.