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 NOTE: I KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS, DON’T PRETEND, 

 NOTE: I KNOW THIS WILL BE TAKEN AWAY AND I WILL BE BLOCKED, BUT SINCE I GOT LOTS AND LOTS OF ACCOUNTS, I’M IMMORTAL, AND WHAT IS THE POINT OF LEAVING THIS IF YOU ALREADY READ THIS? THIS IS LIKE A DRAG RACER, KICKS ASS FOR A SHORT TIME, NOT LIKE A HONDA AND TOYOTA, WHO SUCK ASS BUT SERVE LONG. DON’T EXPECT THIS TO BE UP FOR LONG. SO, DON’T FORGET, I AM EXPECTING THIS TO BE TAKEN OFF. IF IT’S NOT, I’LL BE SURPRISED. SO, WHEN IT’S TAKEN OFF, MORE HAPPINESS FOR ME AND MORE TORTURE FOR YOU! 

 NOTE: I AM PROUDLY RELEASING A LIMITED SPECIAL EDITION OF THIS. SO, THIS IS A LIMITED EDITION. LIMITED. THAT’S RIGHT, THIS LETTER IS LIMITED. YOU WON’T SEE IT A LOT. HA! YOU THOUGH YOU WERE COOL? NOW, A TIGER (ME) COMES ALONG AND TEARS THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU! LOL! 	  

 NOTE: SORRY, BUT THIS IS THE LAST LETTER I AM WRITING TO YOU, BECAUSE I’VE GOT SO MANY ACCOUNTS THAT EVEN IF YOU REPLY, I CANNOT LOCATE IT, SO LISTEN UP: IF YOU REPLY TO MY USER TALK OR WHATEVER, BE AWARE: I’LL NEVER FIND IT BECAUSE I’VE GOT SO MANY ACCOUNTS AND OF COURSE, LIKE I EXPECT, MOST OF THEM WILL BE BLOCKED. SO, DON’T TRY REPLYING. IT’S POINTLESS. 

 I, Karrmann realize I suck at life. I change people’s work because I have no life and am a loser. I need to stick to subjects I know about. Like picking boogers and loving men. 

  

  
 Category:Wikipedians in their teens 

  
 I know what you’re thinking now. What??? User 216??? Since when did User 216 come back? Yes, believe it or not, this is the time I’m striking. Unexpected but real. That’s what it’s supposed to be. I know everybody remembers me, remember the GM minivans??? Yup. I know maybe you and other members will say bad things about me like “is User 216 on crack” or “that’s lame”, but I know that you know that is not true, and so do all of you. Okay buddy, think you’re a car guy? You are a fucking noob! You think you’re smart, eh? You asked these gay questions so people think you’re smart? You suck! Because you’re a brain-damaged animal, I’LL explain these to you! 
 
 *Why does the Toyota Camry station wagon have two rear wipers? 

 Ha! Probably noticed by mistake while going past a Camry wagon on your weenie wheelchair! To make it more original and creative, so more buyers will notice. 
 *Why were the Dodge Neon and Plymouth Neon sold in the same place with the same equipment and the same name? Talk about pointless badge engineering..... 
 The answer is in your question! Badge engineering! Talk about Caravan and Voyager, Sunfire and Cavalier, Escort and Tracer, Silverado and Sierra, etc… Oh yeah, there’s also a Chrysler Neon, dumbass! 
 *Why when GM tried to revitalize the Oldsmobile brand did they let quality slip significantly? 
 How’s that a question? It’s not that I don’t get it, but what the fuck? 
 *What was the point of the Eagle brand? Really.... 
 To make a little money, like a small business. When it didn’t work out, they ditched it. 
 *Why does The CEO of Ford drive a Lexus? 
 Simple. Media attention. Whenever something strange happens, it starts a fuss. Like Britney Spears going fuckin’ bald, it ain’t cool but it started a fuss. 
 *Why does Ford keep naming their cars stupid names, like Edge and Flex? 
 It’s not stupid, it’s something called futuristic, FOR MORE SALES! Know what that means? I don’t think so! Stupid would be like Ford Superfast, or Ford Ultrapowerful, Ford Expire, etc, retard!  
 *Why did Chrysler add value minded cars to the Dodge line back in the early 90s? Wasn't that what Plymouth was supposed to be for? 
 No, Chrysler is like a trim model of Dodge, does Caravan and Town & Country, Chrysler and Dodge Neon, Intrepid, 300M and Concorde, Aspen