==Freud Bread== 

 You hit the nail on the head. I had just been to the shop to buy a loaf of bread. And behold, there was this stunningly beautiful girl serving, presumably a student (or an angel). Very posh (what's wrong with the upper classes these days, sending their daughters out to work), and quite bewitching. She couldn't make the bar code thing work on the bread and manipulated the latter viciously in all directions. She made quite an imprssion on both me and my bread, the latter being misshapen now, like a jelly in a high wind, to use a Wodehousism. D'you know something, I think I need to pop out for some milk.