== Long day "at the office" == 
 * (630): he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.  
 * (407): We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.  
 * (740): He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."  
 * (708): I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"  

 After a full day on Wiki, I'm too tired to expose you to my own private collection of texts from last night.  Make me laugh, Moni !