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 John Guy Robinson (born September 17, 1960), more commonly known as  or The Bastard, is a Wikipedia administrator who likes to fuck everybody and a member of the Minneapolis Club Fucker. 

  

 He was born in Austin, Texas until he moved to Kansas in a few years after his 1984 college graduation. In 1998, he then relocated to his current town Minneapolis, Minnesota. 
 He worked in a sex shop from 1980 to 2000. As of now, he is unemployed, currently being a lazy bastard.  
  has two children,  (born 1982) and  (born 1984). They were the result of an accident occurred in the sex shop.  

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 ==Quotes== 
 * ""I usually fuck , , ,  and all those groupies to get their attention."" 
 * ""I am proud of being a Wikipedian, and glad to be a fuck."" 
 * ""From the beginning of having Heph, he was a sneaky sex fiend. As a sex fiend he was certainly mobile."" - Club Fucker Employee 
 * ""Nobody gets away with squeezing my penis...so hard!"" 
 * ""Wanna watch my workout video? It's about excercising naked!"" 

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 Michael David Garcia (born June 21, 1983), more commonly known as  or The Greaser, is a Wikipedia User who likes to eat tacos and tortillas mixed with shit and a member of the Redondo Beach Greasers. 

  

 He was born in Redondo Beach, California until he moved to Kansas in a few years after his 2001 college graduation. In 2005, he then relocated to his current town Redondo Beach. 
 He worked in a mexican/american shop from 2002 to 2005. As of now, he is unemployed, currently being a lazy bastard. He currently has a brother, Joe Garcia. 
  has no little greasers. Because he is a bastard (and a lazy one) and has too much time on his hands, he needs to use an AOL proxy to write his shit and to pull Jimbo Wales' legs.  

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 ==Quotes== 
 * ""I usually come in on AOL proxies, so i can vandalize , , ,  and all those groupies to get their attention."" 
 * ""I am proud of being a Wikipedian, and glad to be a fucking greaser."" 
 * ""From the beginning of having Michael, he was a sneaky vandal. As a vandal he was certainly mobile."" - Redondo Beach Greasers 
 * ""Nobody reverts my edits...except me!"" 
 * ""Wanna watch my 1976 demos? It's about Crass!"" 

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