== Humour == 

 . "Children are very time-intensive pets, as anyone who has spent time around them and their owners knows". You know, that could have been quite funny if you'd done it right. Instead it makes you look like a massive fucking cock. Just saying.  :    

 : I thought it was pretty funny. I invite you to now kindly keep off of my talk page as part of my Zero Tolerance for Harassment by Imbeciles™ policy... PING!!!