== A messenge from ze leader... == 

 :Lol, I wasn't aware royalty was elected. ) You know, the major problem with being both female and bi is that you miss out on all the great humour. Swathes of arse and dyke jokes and stereotypes about drag and dungarees just cut off. What do I get? "I'm not gay, but my girlfriend is!". Ugh. 

 :Btw, I love the way you find an article and think, "Golly, this article is dreadful! I'll just spruce it up a bit..." and then we take a look at it later and you've accomplished in a few hours what it takes some a week. D  (Have a nice day!)