Allain Rolland is a walking piece of dog shit. He regularly sodomises sheep and has a contract with the New Zealand Rugby Board whereby every time he blows his whistle for NZ he is rewarded with one sheep and 5 minutes in the shower room with Dan Carter. Allain Rolland is wanted for questioning in connection with several domestic pet disappearances in 14 countries throughout the world. When tested for animal DNA, Allain Rollands penis was positive for 17 different varieties of sheep (all native to NZ) as well as hamster and vervet monkey. When asked for comment Fathore Rolland, Allains mother descrimed him as a quiet boy, easily persuaded to do anything for some time in the petting zoo. Allains breath smells like Dick, Dick 'Richie' McCaw that is. This has been put down to the fact that Allain spends so much time with Richies cock in his mouth. Anyone can buy a second or even third official warning from the honourable Mr Roulland for the small price of 2 sheep and one Bobby Johnson. Graham Henry, coach of the All Blacks was confirmed this week as saying that Roulland is the greatest referee in the world, adding he is really gentle and really knows how to take care of a sheep. For further information please contact Allain Roulland, Physical Address: On his knees, In front of Richie, 24/7. Postal Code: Fuck my sheep.