== Stupid Jokes == 

 1. Why did the president band poker in the jungle? 
    Because of all the cheetas.... 
 2. What has four legs, its green, and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? 
    A pool table... 
 3. There are 2 muffins in an oven, one muffin says "Oh my gosh, its hot in here", then the      other muffin says "Holy crap, a talking muffin" 
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