woah woah kids. i  dont have time for all your fancy pants tags, but wtf children? did this article get jacked? and before you delete this comment, read this article top to bottom and tell me shit isnt fucked. jesus christ. i thought you guys watched the news. keep an eye out for stuff life this. and yes, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee more references to online polls and rush L. major american philosophical texts need that for legitimacy. ugh, fuck me, i just vomited a little bit thinking about this article.