== funny black joke == 

 starting since the 1800's some stupid fuckface name jesus decided to make fun of all black peoples. some asshole jigaboo decided to rise up against jesus and tell him. heyy where do you get off you cunt. that asshole was Martin Luther King jr. the real reason why he was assasinated was, not just because he was black and clearly gay( because he was black) but because jesus was racist and didnt like him. This is as true and as likely to happen as me fucking your mom. but that has already happened. but really this is as true as there being a penis inside your pants you got a pussy.