== A Bologna Loaf, a Bassinet, and Thou == 

 Q: What do Calvin & Hobbes have in common? 

 A: Absolutely nothing! 

 There's this thing, called, "capricorns suck ass, and believe me i know, because Stevie Nicks is a capricorn"have you ever heard that one? I think Lindsey Buckingham wrote it, 'cause it sure as shit wasn't Burl Ives, the world famous folk singer and well-known Taurean. 

 Ooh! I knowthey should have "take your woman to a ballgame" day, where the guy gets a "take your woman to the ballgame" t-shirt, and the woman gets a "i'm on the ten yard line t-shirt"and they could have a vending station called "the ten yard line"then you'd hear shit tons of women saying into their cell phones, "i'm at the ten yard line, and i'm about to get the drinks... shutup... that's so nasty."