== I'm going to make a computer program to mass-vandalize Wikipedia. == 

 Dear Wikipedia admins, 
 What is to prevent me from going ahead with the very sinister plan of making a program that connects to Wikipedia pages, vandalizes them, and simply resets my modem to a new IP address every time it gets blocked from editing?  You feeble HUMANS take five freakin' minutes to fix a single g*d damn vandalization, but a program could vandalize faster than you can say "Oh, I'm a casual Wikipedia user reading all of this crap and I'm never going to use Wikipedia again."  Just kidding!  That's not actually my intention, but still, I am going to have SO MUCH FUN harassing the living daylights out of you phüçers because you would have to go and manually revert every single change and it would take all of you FIVE MINUTES!!!  In that time, people will have ALREADY started reading the vandalizations.  Hence I get my way. 

 Now, I'm not going to mess around with the text that's already there.  I respect the purpose of Wikipedia to provide an open community for everyone to contribute to make a constructive web site, and I don't want to undermine the information that is already on the pages.  HOWEVER, I will add jokes and nonsense and swear words and shit in between paragraphs and sentences. 

  
 Unless you can propose to me how you wish to counteract this.  If not, sayonara sucker fuckers!!!