achieveMany people have different slang labels for masturbation.  The following is a brief list of some of the other names masturbation is known by:  

 Guys:  

 Answer the Bone-A-Phone 
 Assault on a Friendly Weapon 
 Baiting your Hook 
 Batting Practice 
 Beat Off 
 Beating the Snake 
 Beating the Stick 
 Being your Own Best Friend 
 Box the Jesuit (16th-17th century!) 
 Buckin' it 
 Butter Your Corn 
 Calling All Cum 
 Carrying Weight 
 Cast Off 
 Changing your Oil 
 Charm the Cobra 
 Cleaning out your Rope 
 Clean the Pipes 
 Clubbing Eddy 
 Couch Hockey for One 
 Cranking For Cum 
 Crown the King 
 Cuff the Carrot 
 Date Mother Palm and Her Five Daughters 
 Devil's Handshake 
 Diddle 
 Dishonorable Discharge  
 Doddle Whacking 
 Doodle Your Noodle 
 Do The Dew 
 Drain the Monster 
 Fist your Mister 
 Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle 
 Five Knuckle Olympics 
 Flute Solo 
 Freeing the Willies 
 Getting In Touch With Your Manhood 
 Getting In Touch With Yourself 
 Giving the John Hancock 
 Grease the Pipe 
 Greasing your Bone 
 Hand Job 
 Hands on Training 
 Hand to Gland Combat 
 Hand Work 
 Hitchhike Under the Big Top 
 Hitching to Heaven 
 Holding Your Sausage Hostage  
 Ironing Some Wrinkles 
 Jack Hammer 
 Jack Off 
 Jackin' the Beanstalk 
 Jerk Off 
 Jerk the Johnson 
 Killing the Beast 
 Launching the Hand Shuttle 
 Leakin' the Main Drain 
 Manual Override 
 Meeting with Palmala Handerson 
 Milkywaying 
 Oil the Glove 
 Oiling The Pogo Stick 
 One Handed Clapping 
 One Man Show 
 One Man Tug-O-War 
 Peel the Banana 
 Petting Your Dog 
 Playing With the Snake 
 Playing Your Instrument 
 Pump the Python 
 Ride the Great White Knuckler 
 Rub the Unicorn's Horn 
 Sending out the Troops 
 Shake the Snake 
 Shifting Gears 
 Shine Your Pole 
 Shining The Helmet 
 Shooting Putty at the Moon 
 Sloppy Joe's Last Stand 
 Sloppy Sign Language 
 Stroke the Stallion 
 Snap the Monkey 
 Snap the Whip  
 Spank your Monkey 
 Squeezing the Burrito  
 Tease the Python 
 Tease the Weasle 
 Tenderize the Meat 
 Threading a Needle 
 Tug of War with Cyclops 
 Walk the Dog 
 Wank 
 Wax your Willy 
 Whack Off 
 White Water Wristing 
 Yank My Doodle (It's a Dandy) 
 Yank Off  

 Girls  

 3 Point Shot 
 A Night in With the Girls 
 Airing the Orchid 
 Auditioning the Finger Puppets 
 Clitters 
 Creamin' 
 Coming Into Your Own 
 Cunt Cuddling 
 Fingerbating 
 Fingerpainting 
 Get a Lube Job 
 Get To Know Yourself 
 Hitchhiking South 
 Hitchhiking to Heaven 
 Hitchhiking Under the Big Top 
 Jillin' Off 
 Nulling the Void 
 Paddling the Pink Canoe 
 Parting the Red Sea 
 Pearl Fishing 
 Play Poker 
 Play the Clitar 
 Play Couch Hockey for One 
 Rolling the Dough 
 Teasing the Kitty 
 Teasing the Tuna Taco 
 Testing the Plumbing 
 The Virgin's Release 
 Tickling the Taco 
 Tiptoe Through the TwoLips 
 Two Finger Taco Tango Many people have different slang labels for masturbation.  The following is a brief list of some of the other names masturbation is known by:  

 Guys:  

 Answer the Bone-A-Phone 
 Assault on a Friendly Weapon 
 Baiting your Hook 
 Batting Practice 
 Beat Off 
 Beating the Snake 
 Beating the Stick 
 Being your Own Best Friend 
 Box the Jesuit (16th-17th century!) 
 Buckin' it 
 Butter Your Corn 
 Calling All Cum 
 Carrying Weight 
 Cast Off 
 Changing your Oil 
 Charm the Cobra 
 Cleaning out your Rope 
 Clean the Pipes 
 Clubbing Eddy 
 Couch Hockey for One 
 Cranking For Cum 
 Crown the King 
 Cuff the Carrot 
 Date Mother Palm and Her Five Daughters 
 Devil's Handshake 
 Diddle 
 Dishonorable Discharge  
 Doddle Whacking 
 Doodle Your Noodle 
 Do The Dew 
 Drain the Monster 
 Fist your Mister 
 Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle 
 Five Knuckle Olympics 
 Flute Solo 
 Freeing the Willies 
 Getting In Touch With Your Manhood 
 Getting In Touch With Yourself 
 Giving the John Hancock 
 Grease the Pipe 
 Greasing your Bone 
 Hand Job 
 Hands on Training 
 Hand to Gland Combat 
 Hand Work 
 Hitchhike Under the Big Top 
 Hitching to Heaven 
 Holding Your Sausage Hostage  
 Ironing Some Wrinkles 
 Jack Hammer 
 Jack Off 
 Jackin' the Beanstalk 
 Jerk Off 
 Jerk the Johnson 
 Killing the Beast 
 Launching the Hand Shuttle 
 Leakin' the Main DrainNEWLI