:::::: I'll give you two: 
 :::::::Major Bonkers: Aren't you a sockpuppet? 
 ::::::: Catherine de Burgh: "No, no, barking up the wrong tree there." 

 ::::::: Major Bonkers: "Aren't you still a sockpuppet?" 
 ::::::: Catherine de Burgh: I'm certainly not a Sockpocket." 
 :::::: But then again, we already know that you are not adverse to peddling the odd mistruth two when it suits you, isn't that right Giano? e