Brooks, that's the beauty of the Internet.  I can call that lying, tomin', self-loathing, sleazoid son-of-a-bitch/bastard on the bench pretty much anything I damned well please.  -p 

 Sketchee, that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time.  There's absolutely nothing politically correct about me.  Frankly, I don't much care where the information about Marsallis' ethnicity appears  as long as it's there.  But it's gotta be there.