== -SCRIPT THAT ISN'T LAME- == 

 Ok...here is a script that may be a little longer than 30 seconds but atleast it isnt some unoriginal piece of crap by some freak tard that couldnt come up with something so he just wrote a stupid story about Office Jesus farting on Drunk Vaders head. I think Kevin and Sarah will enjoy this script...srry Brendan couldnt fit you in. 
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 -Kevin walks out of studio and two henchmen quickly throw a pimp robe on him and give him a bejeweled cup and a cane- 

 While Henchies put on robe Kevin says-"Uhg...I cant stand working with those nobodies and pretending I like it." 

 Kevin is walking down the street and notices some sluty dressed girls and says-"Hey there...ladies" 

 -A homeless guy, ofcourse generic homeless guy, brown clothes, dirty, grey mustache, older, bumps into Kevin- 

 Kevin-"Do you have any idea who I am, I am the only person in the world to rate a 10 on a scale of ass-kickery" 

 -Kevin pulls out a poster from inside his robe that displays the official scale of ass-kickery, it looks like  0-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 the camera zooms into the zero and slowly pans across to the number ten, but above the number 0 is a picture of Vin Diesel, above the 1 is a picture of Little Orphan Annie in order to truly show how uncool Vin Diesel is, and above the 10 is a picture of Sarah Lane- 

 -The homeless guy mumbles and walks off- 

 -Kevin looks at the poster and realizes he is no longer the highest ranked on the scale and breaks down- 

 -Changes scene to Sarah back in the studio behind the desk where Kevin usually is- 

 Sarah-"This will all soon be mine Muhahahaha" 

 -Kevin bursts on studio and grabs a shovel out of his robe and hits Sarah's head off, which is obviously a manican. 

 Kevin-"Over my dead body." 
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 This is a pretty good script, and it will be funny after its done cause clearly Sarah isnt dead cause she is still on the show, so the script holds no meaning 

 Some things that might add to the humor would be having the two henchmen be huge (preferrably black-im not racist or anything but it would funnier) dudes and one accidentaly drops the bejeweled cup, and Kevin gets pissed and says "Why I oughta" and threatens to hit the henchi with the cane, this would be funny cause his henchies are huge and he is a skinny white guy much like myself 

 Another would be have the homeless guy instead of being generic homeless guy, have him look like the homeless guy off of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, I know Kevin knows what im talking about here 

 And last, have Sarah say "This will all soon be mine Muhahahaha" in a bored normal voice like she was reading it or something, and have her actually say Muahahaha, instead of laughing 

 OH AND BY THE WAY-Screw off anybody that thinks they can add to my script cause it is perfect the way it is u dumb basterd, except of course the people working at AOTS