::Well, to continue to purloin a phrase, "Wikipedia is a harsh mistress, demanding much, granting little."  LOCM is a bitch to maintain, and the most challenging article I've ever  defended and improved. And even after all the criteria work, things still pop up that fill me with dread, like "current". I at first simply took it to mean "not ancient", and leaned on "common" to sort of imply current. Now that logic is slightly suspect. Luckily, the masturbation myth failed other criteria, so I can retire to the procrasturbatorium for a while, and put off thinking about "current".