Philip Krichenko 

        a little Russian boy.  
        gender: not known 
        was never in Russia, claims he knows Russian. 
        claims that shlatka is a Russian food (a pancake), but really just thought that's how a latka is called. 
        has a Jewish mom and a Christian dad. He is 1/2 Jewish, but seems like he is 1/50 Jewish. He has no idea about anything in Judaism. 
        his IQ is 53 which is 52=enough to breath + 1 (for being so "smart") 
        has no idea about his life. 
        will die on December 26th, 2078 and will rest in peace. RIP. 

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