before you get all axe-murder on my creation, note a few things: 
 I attempted to use the Article Creation Wizard prescribed by (I assume) Jimmy Wales hisself. I can toss that fucking thing in as self-referential. 

 If you insist on weeding out my jackass links, I can and will explain why they are apropos and informative (and fun, too!). Though the hilary thing was a cheap shot, I'll admit... 

 Thanks for reading! Laugh, it's free. or laugh; it's free, if you want to look at it like that. 

 Gawd, it's tiring being a smartass. Especially having to deal with that spooky wikipedia code. "Anybody with a PhD. can edit!"