== Why he sucks dick! == 

 His legal name is "Sidney The Faggot Bitchtits Crosby" 
 He has a ginger fetish. 
 He plays with the unicorns magical mayonaise. 
 Bitchtits also likes the draft horse. 
 2 girls 1 cup is the screen saver on his computer. 
 The Faggot has a horrible mexy. 
 Crosby also looks like Justin Odlum of Pilot Mound, Manitoba.