Revenge is best served anally. - _Your_Daddy_ 

  
 To quote the skipper from Gilligan's Island... 

 "There are three kinds of space. The kind down here, the kind up there, and the kind in-between your ears." - Emperor Luigi 

  
 Your car runs on cat gas. - thug2rpzguy 

  
 Your mom is a mom, right? - wheeliedude