***That's lovely landscaping, K. Davidiad, this is the kind of idiocy we're up against, section "Subversive college professors":For those of you continuing on to college, remember that you will meet many great professors. Yet there are others, too many, who see their mission as separating you from your beliefs and values. They will work to make you mirror-images of themselves. Keep in mind that most of these people have actually accomplished little in their lives, and they live in a world devoid of reality. Suck on that, you liberal college-educated motherfucker. You know how you recognize military people of some rank in my town? They retire at forty-five, drive BMWs on the tax payer's dime, and their wives never had to work.