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 :::And then there's Sponge. He's this useless, irrelevant, annoying person, who will interrupt almost any conversation you have (kinda like this one), and intrude on your personal space. And get on your nerves a lot. Nobody likes him, but they are to polite to say, and don't want to BITE him (he's been here 6½ months, but still acts like a newbie new user). Or at least he likes to think so, because he's so damn paranoid. Hell, this is an autobiography. I should put it on my userpage. In fact, I think I will.   "