:Yes, but see. Everything I said above was in fact 'not and attack. It was all tongue-in-cheek, and references to things I would contemplate doing if you were to respond similarly to the way I had predicted. 

 And I obviously know that threatening legal action will get me banned, since I clearly said wikipedia forbade it. 

 As for me being a, "Sock Puppet"... I am merely a lurker of sort.