I believe that the best approach to this is in an entirely different context.  While mentioning various synonyms and slang words for feces is, agreeably, the best way to reach all audiences, it is indubitably better to list it as such: 
 * Crap, a slang word for feces 
 * Crap, a slang word synonymous with Go fuck yourselves, wikipedia editors! 
 I'm sure you'll all agree with my new, simplified version.