== Article out of date.  Where is brave agent pubeit? == 

 reliable source news link: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/01/15/2009-01-15_greasy_vandal_in_hate_crime_vs_scientolo.html 
 youtube video of the event: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrZk0C91mfg 
 youtube video of it on TV news: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFZiSyzcBaQ 

 Song below: 

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 Brave Agent Pubeit, Agent Pubeit was very brave 
 Watch ye friends and ye shall see that he will win the day 
 Deep underground with stone and trains, Vaseline was applied 
 We handed him pubes, so many pubes, so he may complete his guise 
 The path to victory and win, paved with pubes accumulated 
 from the anonymous horde they came to him, fail he could not afford 
 the various pubes they stuck to him from the Vaseline he put on before 

 Brave Agent Pubeit came up from underground 
 Covered in Vaseline and pubes, he emerged proud 
 40 degrees in the streets, the streets 
 here's where we got the call, 
 Agent Pubeit the brave was on his way, free of delays and stalls 
 verily he traveled on his way, the brave the brave the quick 
 to the Church of Scientology to tell them to suck his dick 
 the many they stared afraid they were for a thing they have not seen 
 slippery and covered in pubic hair was the way it had to be 

 Meanwhile back at our the base the attack had already begun 
 Prank calls and our various faxes would ensure the battle was won 
 A dozen proud preceded him serving to distract 
 Incessant and vicious our calls they were, offensive and horrible our fax 

 BRAVE Agent Pubeit, he was about to arrive 
 At the Church of Scientology, his target could not hide 
 Touch everyone and everything once he runs inside 
 Pubes on their hands as they go to grab the gross slippery pube-covered guy 

 Brave Agent Pubeit, Agent Pubeit ran away 
 He knocked over shit and he got our pubes all over the place 
 He touched three guys and they found out, how slippery one man could be 
 He spread confusion and our dickhair, with his touch of Vaseline 

 His mission complete it may seem, but there was more 
 Three blocks away awaited another Scientology org 
 The buildings two he strikes at thee, as he has once before 
 The CLO headquarters did not know what they had in store 

 Radioed in we attacked our target number two 
 Let the enemies know that with them, Anonymous was not through 
 Off the hook their phones rang as we directed our second push 
 Agent Pubeit will soon come their way and deliver upon them some bush 

 Brave Agent Pubeit, safely got away 
 Scientology we strike at thee because you're fucking gay 
 Your buildings both we hath spread, our agent covered in pubes 
 Remember this day we have delivered Operation: Slickpubes. 

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 Well there we go.  I hope others can find more sources.