Q:If two drunk Vikings hijack trains one running northward, and the other running southward along the same track Why will they never have an accident? 
 A:Because Norse Is Norse, and Souse is Souce, and never the trains shall meet. 

 == Offensive == 

 They have a sub group of Christian Republican Aryan Pedophiles, that Michael Jackson is running. Havent you heard of the Christian Republican Aryan Pedophile Gay Negros Association of America? CRAP-GNAA? 
 Who havent I left out to offend?