== Outbreak Private (Major) Joke == 

 The action takes place when Colonel Sam Daniels, with the aid of Major Salt, is about to steal an helicopter and try to prevent the bomb from being deployed. 

 Colonel Sam Daniels: "Where is your pilot?" 
 Private: "He's... He's..." 
 Colonel Sam Daniels: "What?!?!" 
 Private: "He's... Taking a leak." 
 Colonel Sam Daniels: "No Shit!?"