==The Country Wife== 
 Thanks for your input and defense, Purp. Did you see my sour post on Wikipedia talk:Featured article review? I moved the CW review from FAR to FARC, but you'd have had to not blink, it had been archived the next minute. I wish my move had been let stand—of course I didn't exactly expect it to—but I've been disenchanted with both FAC and FAR even before this latest choice experience. I like to write content, but I'm damned—I mean fucked—if I'll willingly feed any more of it into the Fearsome Footnote Factory. [Starts to go green]. WHERE TOKYO? STOMP!  |  .