== Noooooooooooo == 

 Nooooooo you can't mean that! Calm down old boy. Anyway, you can't leave, because then I'll feel it's my fault, and I'll feel all guilty and stuff, and I'll probably be cross to my dog, and she'll look at me all sad, and then I'll feel even worse, and then... I dunno, China will declare war or something, and it'll be all your fault. So take a break or something, don't worry about it.  Who knows, maybe this will make a good scene when they make Wikipedia:The Movie?