:::::I believe Ballmer's personality is relevant, and agree with Joy. Regarding this section: 
 "Fucking Eric Schmidt is a fucking pussy. I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google." 
 I am wondering if cutting half of the quote out but maintaining the tone would work just as well. For instance: 
 "Eric Schmidt is a... pussy. I'm going to fucking bury that guy[.]... I'm going to fucking kill Google." 
 We can quibble about the actual stuff that's left if it's agreed that part of it could go. I feel like all of those f-bombs (and extra sputtering on Ballmer's part) are just taking up unnecessary space. His tone is so off the wall that if we leave just one or two f-bombs in, we can still achieve the same effect and make his personality just as clear.