== Best-ever Wikipedia April Fool's joke? == 

 Hello stalkers! With a single outstanding exception, the April Fool's jokes on Wikipedia lived down to expectations again this year. (Check out the April 1 DYK panel on the main page.) In a class of its own was the gem from my dear old friend Collect, delivered—with typically good-natured humour—in the form of a deadpan comment at a talk page.  

 Another editor had written: "assholes like User:Writegeist [. . .] That scumbag [. . .] doesn't give a shit about anything [. . .] trolls like Writegeist who don't give a shit about anything [. . .] It's too bad for the world that that Writegeist wasn't aborted before birth, he's a waste of sperm."  Collect, quick to spot the opportunity for an April Fool, informed an administrator that the gentleman airing these views is "not one who goes around posting how nasty any editor is."  Congratulations to Collect for setting the bar at a challenging height for next year's pranksters!