Ben Franklin once said "Life is like a box of..." *zzztt* 

 The lesson is not to fly a kite or ever say anything that can be put into a movie with Tom Hanks. - davidgilmour  

 I tasted pee once. Thats what happens when you eat a girl out for too long. - Spiderman23JII 

 See now the thing about Halloween is, you got to know, where to get the candy. *Useless hand motions* 

 You go trick or treating in a white neighborhood, you get candy. 

 You go trick or treating in the projects, you get capped in the ass!! Ah ah ah!! - CmdrPorkchops as Bill Cosby