::I just subst'ed all your userboxes.  Basically, your userboxes used to be neat, clean little templates that, whenever anyone would load your userpage, would pick up their little Wiki phone and call over to the template page, where all the ugly code is, and say, "Hey, listen, if all that ugly code were actually on this page, instead of being over there, what would it look like?"  And the template says, "Well, it'd be a little box with the flying spaghetti monster in it."  And your user page says thanks, and hangs up the phone, and puts a little flying spaghetti monster on your page.  The userbox deletionists are cutting the phone line, so when your user page calls over, there's just that "line disconnected" sound, and it shows up as a red link on your page. 

 ::So, what I did was, where your page used to say have templates listed as {{template name}}, I changed them all to say {{subst:template name}}, which calls them up and says, "yo, you and your ugly-ass seven or eight lines of code can all come crash at my place if you want."  And so that deposits the content of the template right onto your page.  Now your user page doesn't have to call the template over every time your page loads; instead, it's already on the living room floor of your user page.  The downside is, the code on your user page is totally cluttered now, so if you want to change the text on your page, you gotta wade through all that crap now.  The up side is, ain't no one gonna take your FSM box away from you (unless these people expand the anti-userbox campaign to going page by page).  The new speedy deletion policy only applies to templates, and because your userboxes aren't templates anymore, they can't be deleted as being too "divisive."  Btw, if you go up to templates that still exist and look at the code, you can change the text and picture to be whatever you want it to (without saving) it, copy and paste that code into your user page, and BAM! you have your userboxes.  So if you want to recreate any that were deemed too "divisive," that's the way to do it.  (That's how I made my "protect your userbox" box.) 

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