While I'm still quite happy with the idea of having a press secretary, I've already noticed mine doesn't appear to work on Sundays.  If true, that would mean I will have to occasionally fend for myself, something I no longer desire to do. (Gently worded, as I am a kind, generous superior) Something for us to work on in the coming year. (p.s. "Attempting"?  Is this a backhanded cookie?)