== David Beckham == 

 "David Beckham and "Tara" have been spotted at several Starbucks locations. The two were also seen entering a building currently under investigation by the State Department and FBI for trafficking in illegal Chinese babies. When asked for comment Victoria Bekham was drunk and vomited on herself after a two minute long, incoherent rant filled with profanity and anti-semetic remarks." 

 Like what the hell is this? Please don't add unsourced and untrue nonsense to the David Beckham page again. This is an encyclopedia and not some tabloid.