"""once apon a yard sale there were two people thoespeople would be the leaders of a cat lighting cult. one time we bought somthing from a yard sale that was cheap and we hated it sowe light it on fire."" from the book of yardus 

 overview 

 In the beginning there was a god named Yardus it was the god of the lawn the were two founding members Scott and Tyler. Our founding rule is no more than one person and no less than two. We celebrate the ritual of going to yard sales and lighting the cheapest thing on fire and lighting cats on fire in a Yardus mobile or tours. After that we continue our goal of finding a way of lighting steel and pine trees on fire with a lighter. ""a reading from the book of Yardus"" I shall light everything on fire even pool water and light the dieing cats of the world on fire and have sex with them. Our arch enemy is Rodus who is lord of the road and performs rode sales and every one gets run over and dies because they are standing on the road and get hit by traffic. If you wish to become a member take spray paint to Michaels restraint in Massachusetts and spray paint on new sandy’s and put your names and registration on the crime I mean fun scene and put Scott and Tyler did not do this we did. this is our song Yardies lighting things on fire Yardies Yardies keep your kids in the pool cause fire fire Yardies 

 Yardus 

 Yardus is the lawn god. he was invented i mean discovered by tyler. he is the lord of yard sales and burning cats because they suck. His followers are called yardies and have yardar the ability to detect anything over 800 lbs on the lawn. they go to yard sales and burn the cheapest things and burn cats. 

 Rodus 

 Rodus is the road god. he is enemys with yardus. he has road sales but peope die cause they get hit by trafic. His followers are roadies and they live in the road and get killed by cars. they have roadar and can detect anything on the road, but once it leaves the road it dissapears of the roadar. he is an asshole. 

 The Conflict 

 Yardus battles with rodus by throwing our the cats we light on fire and have sex with at him. these are Roadus's weakness along with oncoming trafic. Roadus attemps to steal yardus followers, converting them into rodies but us yardies are immune to them and fight his rule by killing his roadies by running them over with the yardus mobile.\ 

 Beleifs 

 yardies like dogs and burn cats because cats are evil. Dogs are good for the lawn. there shit is a good fertilizer and they burry things. In the lawn. Cats are usless. they dont do anything. 
 Roadies keep cats cause there idiots and cause the cats are like them. Stupid and useless. they hold roadsails and it is a common yardie tradition to run them over with the yardus mobile and steal there cats, light them on fire, and throw them back at the roadies. 

 so if u dissagree with this flaming cats will rain down from the sky and kill you pet cats. only roadies have cats anyway you roadie. REAL yardies have dogs. 

 Information from the book of yardus. 

 Information from the book of Roadus"