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 ==Catholic Church== 
 First of all, let me confess both my joy and surprise that you actually agreed with my edits. What is this world coming to? Second of all, fill me in on this house of horrors. Why was the article protected? I notice the arbitration, but obviously I haven't been there long enough to understand what caused it or why it wasn't avoided. Does this article need a little bit of my stalinism for some proper sense of direction? Uncle Joe never disappoints.  "