==Wikipedia widow== 
 This headline link may go from blue to red anytime soon so I'll be brief. I started this article last night and after further reflection and under more sober circumstances I have tagged this article for speedy deletion as I believe it meets the criterion of General article 7 (1.2.7) at WP:CSD. I can't believe that there's an argument going on about whether it should be speedy or not. Geesh. I'm glad it made you smile.