You missed me! == 

 Wow, you're really obsessed with me over Joe Scarborough. That's funny, seeing that I've been gone for a week, buddy.   

 :Gee, why do you have to launch a personal attack against me? What a way to talk to me, the person who happens to be YOUR father.   

 :Gee, you're a really sensitive guy. I'm sorry that I put man chowder in your mother, and you came out. Please forgive me, son. Please, forgive me, my beautiful son.   

 Oh, son, I just wanted to tell you - your mom and I are going out on the town tonight. You should kick back, relax, have a couple of drinks and take a break from wikipedia tonight. Love you.   

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