"it does seem to be news. Or there just isn't any other news to report, so it is notable enough.  
 ::::What's confusing is that the newly-elected president of India is named Patil, since the Patil twins are somewhat significant characters in Harry Potter; I definitely did a doubletake upon looking at ITN just now -)    
 :::::Howard the Duck, how is one person killing him or herself a matter of international importance?    
 ::::::Depends on the circumstances.     
 ::::::*Cough* When Adolf Hitler committed suicide, was it not of 'international importance'? I heard he did it because he had a dream which spoilt the end of the final HP book - 100% fact.   
 :::::::If my neighbor killed herself, would that be of ""international importance""? Note that all suicides are by default newsworthy.     
 Perhaps this should be discussed at WP:ITN or a related page, where people more familiar with the ITN process could consider the objections.   

 What the heck is the Stanley Cup? I have never heard of it. However if you haven't heard of HP you've been in a cave for 10 years.  
 :If a kid (not living in a cave for 10 years) from Sierra Leone knows about HP, I'd be impressed. I actually didn't know the FA Cup existed until we had cable 5 years ago.     

 Honestly you guys should forget about it.  Does any one know the State Champion of the British World Cup Tennis Championship in 1996? (that is without looking it up)....no?  Am i right?  People come and go, so do most books.  The Harry Potter series will be collecting dust in peoples basements in little more than 5 years time. 
 Its fantasy, its fiction, and it will be forgotten before you know it.  Yeah it sells!  So what!  So do tickets for the 'Big Game'.   
 If something wants to be remembered, it usually needs more than just a title! 

 Randomly jumping in long after the subject's dead— the vast fame surrounding HP has been advanced several times as an argument in favor of his newsworthiness. But surely that's backwards! If everybody already knows something, then it's not news.  |   

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 Oh, I see the Kriegsmarine already did, indefinitely.   
 :That was in bad taste. Jokes are supposed to be funny, but this isn't a suitable place anyhow.   
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 turkey 's election has made today.it should be put in main page news. 

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