== Funny as Hell == 

 This guy's funny as hell. Especially when he takes on Osama bin Ladin. "Why can't anyone find this guy? How difficult is it to find this guy, 6'6 with a nappy beird and a towel-like thing on his head, when they can find my cousin, 4'6 in Commerce. The guy's probably worth half a million dollars. Look the cave that has the satellite hook-up. If a Rolls Rocye is parked in front of it, n**** probably in there. If you walk inside the cave and there's velvet paintings of Saddam Hussein, I think the n**** in there. Who do they got hunting this dude, unknown name? N****, give me 5 Bloods, 5 Crips, 4 Mexicans and 3 rednecks, this s*** would've been over. Me and the Mexicans would've stolen the tracks off their tanks. We'd come back, "Hey, n****, who want some tank tracks?!" And rednecks love hunting. Redneck, you give that MF a 300 something rifle with a scope, he can hit a fly off a deer's ear at 500 yards. They don't f*** around. And they all got a hunting dog named Petey. You know, them pointer MFs. "He's got the them GD clothes with the boy's scent on it," one would say. "Take a whiff of that, Petey! Smell, it good boy! We're goin' in!" If you drop us off in Afghanistan, Petey gonna point at the right cave. "MF in there," He'd point. "MF in there."