::I can hardly believe that you're so desperate to get this subjective shit into articles that you're even trying to convince yourself that there's no such thing as objective anyway.  How old are you, exactly?  I feel like I'm talking to a child and trying to explain concepts that are just way beyond them.  You seem to think that if a Telegraph journalist says something, it must be unquestionably true.  How does the Telegraph journalist know what you or I or anyone else "best knows" anyone for?