== Should you be instutionalised? == 

 During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the  
 criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be  
 institutionalised.  

 "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a  
 teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to  
 empty the bathtub."  

 "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the  
 bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.  

 "No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a  
 bed near the window?" 	  

  
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