:::Don't tell me to lighten up. Will, if you hate the dispute: DON'T post about it again. Problem solved. A joke to "lighten the mood and scare IPs" isn't necessary. Talk page is meant for discussion of the article, not disruptive jokes. The dispute might be dumb, but it's not the first (or last) time a dispute will happen. So move on to other talk pages or articles instead of being disruptive.