:::Too long. I hate it when I have to squint to read someone's bumper sticker and I end up creeping up right behind them at a light and they think I'm stalking them but really it's just the basic compulsion to read things. That's why it is no fair that some women wear shorts or sweat pants with stuff written on the butt. They  trick you into looking at their butts and feeling like a dirty old man by writing on it. No fair.