December 2013 (UTC) 
 ::::::Not so fast. Look at my edits from a couple of days ago: that's a lot of AfCs I went through, and I got a couple of actual articles out of it. I understand you're also poking fun at the power structure and all, but besides part of the superstructure I'm also an editor, and an IP editor, and an editor with a couple of sock accounts you'll never find, and on more than one occasion have I used 9, for instance. No one, not even me, accused me of meating (it's canvassing, more likely). In my recent AfC frenzy I found at least one example of 8 (Hafspajen's cousing peeing in the park), and I didn't yell at anyone for socking (sure, it's more work for me, but it's not a big deal if someone grabs the bull by the horns). (And of course there was an enormous amount of horseshit in those submissionsthey're still there in my history. Pick one I declined and improve it until it's ready: there's a challenge.) As for 2, it can't happen, at least if "anon" means "IP editor". What does happen is that IP editors create talk page and leave various rants and nonsense on; yeah, that has to go. And et cetera. Your cynical sense of humor is appreciated, but I think if you look among my 150,000 or so edits you'll see that we're not all like thatand I'm certainly not the best of us.   02:38, 17