== This business about the mystery syrup and the secret doctor... == 

 ...is beyond ludicrous.  NO sourcing for anything, no explanation for what these secret mystery products are, lots of unknown people with presumptory and unverifiable bona fides popping up over the course of a few paragraphs.  What's the doctor's daughter got to do with anything?  Who is this Fred person in Miami?  Can we verify anything about the NIH, their knowledge of this, their refusal to divulge the secret.   

 This stuff needs to be written (first) in a way that makes some kind of simple sense, and (second) can be sourced and verified.  I don't want to take it out, on the off chance that some of this stuff actually belongs in here, but frankly it's the funniest and least sensible thing I've read on Wikipedia, so it probably should go.