You'll take out "smelly, camel-fondling", which are entirely true statements about the stinky arabs, but leave in "the vision of sheik nodick" and "the expertise of the faggot council". The VISION AND EXPERTISE, wow that's hardly fucking advertising language. Why not just have the page be called  

 ALLAH BLESS DUBAI AND ALL THE WISE, BEAUTIFUL ARABS WHO DWELL WITHIN HER CUNTY BORDERS.