==Mythology?== 

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 Mythology 

 Much like the waters of the fabled Loch Ness, Lake Union (a.k.a. Loch Union) is said to be home to an elusive, lengthy monster that lurks below the surface. Although the maximum recorded depth of the lake is 15m, University of Washington scientists cannot rule out the possibility that an extensive tunnel network runs underneath the lake, connecting to Puget Sound and ultimately the Pacific Ocean. It is speculated by some residents and seaplane enthusiasts that a creature, (described by some as a Mer-Moose, and others as Falkor-esque) makes use of these subterranean highways to return annually to the waters of lake Union to attempt to mate. Affectionately referred to as Estee by local residents (almost certainly derived from the name of riparian neighborhood, Eastlake, that is so hot right now), this creature suffers from sever sexual frustration for lack of an existing compatible life-partner.