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 ::: The reasons have been made clear why it was deleted; it was original research and intended to be humorous.  I refuse to pretend that someone could not be in on the joke who has a clear understanding of the English language and American culture.  If you think the article needs a synopsis, write a new one from scratch and present it on this talk page.  Other editors can suggest changes if it's overly verbose/academic, overly detailed per WP:UNDUE, or contains unsourced original research (all three of which were issues with the removed passage).  Otherwise, give it a rest and move on.   "