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 == re: SEX (programming language) == 
 Har har, very funny. The first programming language where code reuse leads to bizarre unpredictable bugs. =) The problem is, Wikipedia isn't meant for jokes; we're trying to get serious work done. If you want to fool around, there's a lot of other venues for that (such as Uncyclopedia). Thank you and happy editing. ' /