...FALSE 
 nothing i say is funny and my penis prematurley ejaculates on a regular basis. 
 also, i banged mehry and mina, these hot ass indian chicks in my grade...i can really go both ways though.  i like cock, i actually prefer it...really, i dont even know what i am complaining about.  i mean, i like it when guys tuck their balls back so i can get the feel of poon, y'know?  anyways, sex is good and so is dildos up my asshole.