==Dear Admin== 
 Other Admins: Please do not delete this message until the admin whose talk page it's on has seen it. Admin: please sign your name on my talk page once you have seen it. 

 Dear Admin, 

 I am a sockpuppet of user:Crisspy. I will agree to stop vandalising wikipedia under any new accounts, on the conditions of: 

 *You put user:Crisspy and user:1028 on a long term abuse page. 
 *You do not give away the physical location and/or IP adress of either of these accounts. 
 *You distinguish that user:1028 and user:Crisspy were different people vandalising together. 
 *You do not make any records of this message and you delete it as soon as possible. 

 If you do this, I will agree to stop vandalising as I have said before. If I do, you may block me indefinitely. 

 Consider yourself warned.  DJ Soupy