:Rarely does junk mail meet the standards for comedy, but when it happens I find myself wishing there was more stuff like that in my mail. These are almost as good as some of the more, unusual tabloids describing B-17s on the moon and Swamis that can go for decades without urinating or defecating. (If true, that guy would actually be full of shit, how ironic.) 

 :One of its statements has an especially baffling oxy-moronish twist, about it being "the first non-religious code". They spend so much time trying to convince people that its a valid religion (Scientology), yet try to introduce it as a non-religion. I've got it, they can call themselves the "un-religion", seemed to work for 7up. (Damn, the forces of tooth decay are everywhere, even in my examples, Hubbard knew everything.) 

 :Though I think the nature of the list actually can make people violate it. For example number 21 (by the way, what was the final point?) probably seems relatively less important than number 1. Imagine a person with limited intellectual faculties who tries to satisfy all points but concentrates on numbers 1 through 5 for important decisions. Lets say this person comes across a Lexus with keys in the ignition ready to go, numbers 1-5 don't seem to have an issue and just think how much easier it'll be to get toothpaste with a car. Of course definitions vary, but I personally think ending up in prison is not taking care of oneself. 

 :I don't know if you've seen it, but the high placement of oral health on the list can't help but remind me of the vital essence provided by our precious bodily fluids.