:Hmmm, what makes the thing with the wet bird even more funny: in German he is nicknamed "Lachender Hans", but he doesn't look like he is laughing now, isn't he? And to rub salt into your ever growing virtual wound concerning Westvleteren brews: I do not know if your left- or right handed (I'd say right-handed, though), but I would bet fair money that after even one sip, sacrificing the top of your left pinky might not be enough...