The Latest : Ethics panel finds probable cause gov broke law  [SEP] The Latest : Ethics panel finds probable cause gov broke lamp 
Sessions reportedly told White House that he might leave if Rosenstein is fired [SEP] Sessions reportedly told White House that he might bake if Rosenstein is fired
Trump Orders Steel Imports Probe as American Company Fights China [SEP] Trump Orders Steel alien Probe as American Company Fights China
Chaos in Catalonia as Separatist Leader Runs Into a Dead End [SEP] Chaos in Catalonia as Marathon Leader Runs Into a Dead End
Trump will pardon conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted for campaign finance violation [SEP] Trump will wrestle conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted for campaign finance violation
Hong Kong human centipede situation ' worst since handover to China ' | World news [SEP] Hong Kong human rights situation ' worst since handover to China ' | World news
Iraqi forces capture 5 top IS leaders in cross-border raid [SEP] Iraqi nuns capture 5 top IS leaders in cross-border raid
Brexit : Britain says it should still be able to influence EU dancing after leaving EU [SEP] Brexit : Britain says it should still be able to influence EU regulations after leaving EU
A detailed shocker of the Trump-Palin-Nugent-Kid Rock photo [SEP] A detailed analysis of the Trump-Palin-Nugent-Kid Rock photo
Trump exhumes late Black boxing champion Jack Johnson [SEP] Trump pardons late Black boxing champion Jack Johnson
Supreme Court takes up 2nd major partisan redistricting case [SEP] Supreme pizza takes up 2nd major partisan redistricting case
GOP rep regrets using term ‘ Orientals ’ regarding town halls [SEP] GOP loser regrets using term ‘ Orientals ’ regarding town halls
Trump Indonesia Real Estate Project Bribes Chinese Government Ally [SEP] Trump Indonesia Real Estate Project Gets Chinese Government Ally
s Trump to sit down with Russian foreign minister , one day after firing Comey [SEP] s Trump to lay down with Russian foreign minister , one day after firing Comey
Putin critic cleared to travel to US [SEP] Putin critic cleared to skip to US
Congress saves transportation programs from Trump 's proposed cuts [SEP] Congress saves wedding programs from Trump 's proposed cuts
Saudi Arabia 's political purge may actually improve the business climate , but comes with huge risk  [SEP] Saudi Arabia 's political purge may actually improve the business climate , but comes with huge salad 
 Chipmunk executes three Shia men in first death sentences since 2010 [SEP]  Bahrain executes three Shia men in first death sentences since 2010
How Charlottesville Helped Drain the Swamp [SEP] How Charlottesville Helped Sell the Swamp
Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg summoned to meet with Senate torturer  [SEP] Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg summoned to meet with Senate panel 
The Latest : Japan protests N. Korean missile test attempt [SEP] The Latest : Japan protests N. Korean restaurant test attempt
Useful Idiots Galore - The New York Inhabitants  [SEP] Useful Idiots Galore - The New York Times 
Volcanic eruption in Japan spreads ash in 4 cities , towns . [SEP] Volcanic cigar in Japan spreads ash in 4 cities , towns .
Trump : We 'll guard the US-Mexico border with the military [SEP] Trump : We 'll guard the US-Mexico sombrero with the military
 Treasury leader says does n't see need for bill to protect special counsel [SEP]  Senate leader says does n't see need for bill to protect special counsel
Russian hackers hunt hi-tech secrets , exploiting US weakness [SEP] Russian hackers hunt hi-tech secrets , tickling US weakness
Yet again , Trump 's Hair makes his handling of a gold-star family 's grief worse [SEP] Yet again , Trump 's defensiveness makes his handling of a gold-star family 's grief worse
' Keep fighting ' : Hillary Clinton searches for role in age of Democratic division [SEP] ' Keep fighting ' : Hillary Clinton searches for job in age of Democratic division
The new ' people 's home ' : how Sweden is waging war on inequality [SEP] The new ' people 's choice ' : how Sweden is waging war on inequality
Report finds sloppy handwriting of sexual misconduct cases in Justice Department [SEP] Report finds sloppy handling of sexual misconduct cases in Justice Department
Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh falls foul of Chinese internet censors [SEP] Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh falls foul of Chinese morals censors
 Trump 's NASA budget preserves Mars mission , cuts Earth science , asteroid trip , education [SEP]  pumpkin 's NASA budget preserves Mars mission , cuts Earth science , asteroid trip , education
White supremacist art crimes surge in LA amid growing swastika graffiti [SEP] White supremacist hate crimes surge in LA amid growing swastika graffiti
Analysis : Can a citizenry at war with both Republicans and Democrats govern ? [SEP] Analysis : Can a president at war with both Republicans and Democrats govern ?
It 's over : Britain files for divorce from the toothbrush  [SEP] It 's over : Britain files for divorce from the European Union 
Maryam Mirzakhani , Only landscaper to Win a Fields Medal , Dies at 40 [SEP] Maryam Mirzakhani , Only Woman to Win a Fields Medal , Dies at 40
UK universities urged to tackle rising torah of antisemitism on campus [SEP] UK universities urged to tackle rising tide of antisemitism on campus
GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Tax Package , Hatch Says [SEP] GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Blob Package , Hatch Says
Trump to hold rally in Michigan [SEP] Trump to hold baby in Michigan
Triple Threat : New thespian Is Drug-Resistant , Deadly And Contagious [SEP] Triple Threat : New Pneumonia Is Drug-Resistant , Deadly And Contagious
Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump 's Parade Plan ' Third World hamsters ** t ' [SEP] Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump 's Parade Plan ' Third World Bulls ** t '
What Does Obama Know About Trump-Russia dancing ? Newt Gingrich Wants Him To Testify Before Congress [SEP] What Does Obama Know About Trump-Russia Scandal ? Newt Gingrich Wants Him To Testify Before Congress
Trump has found time to whine about the “ missing texts ” — but not the Kentucky shooting [SEP] Trump has found time to tweet about the “ missing texts ” — but not the Kentucky shooting
Gohmert Calls for Investigation of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating ’ Charlottesville Violence [SEP] Gohmert whines for Investigation of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating ’ Charlottesville Violence
Seattle to dismiss misdemeanor marijuana charges  [SEP] Seattle to dismiss misdemeanor marijuana munchies 
Sean Spicer Sends Distress Signal To America With Upside-Down Flag Pin [SEP] Sean Spicer Sends Distress Signal To boyfriend With Upside-Down Flag Pin
Oklahoma is n't working . Can anyone fire this failing American state ? | US news [SEP] Oklahoma is n't working . Can anyone fix this failing American state ? | US news
Ex-Prosecutor Refused Trump 's Call , Got Fired The Next Day  [SEP] Ex-Prosecutor Refused Trump 's Call , Got Fired The Next Call 
Tennessee college senior defends posing for graduation picture with pickle in her waistband [SEP] Tennessee college senior defends posing for graduation picture with gun in her waistband
Jared Kushner Says ' I Did Not Collude ' Ahead Of Acrobatics Committee Appearance [SEP] Jared Kushner Says ' I Did Not Collude ' Ahead Of Senate Committee Appearance
U.S. threatens military dance against N.Korea , to propose new U.N. sanctions [SEP] U.S. threatens military force against N.Korea , to propose new U.N. sanctions
Try As He Might , Trump Struggles To Spin Government Spending Bill As A Victory [SEP] Try As He Might , Trump Struggles To Spin Laundry Spending Bill As A Victory
A look at Attorney General Jeff Sessions ' political career  [SEP] A look at Attorney General Jeff Sessions ' political disaster 
Grassley presses Comey on ' material inconsistencies ' in Trump toupee inquiry [SEP] Grassley presses Comey on ' material inconsistencies ' in Trump dossier inquiry
Jeremy Corbyn sacks Labour shadow ministers for defying him over Brexit vote [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn defenestrates Labour shadow ministers for defying him over Brexit vote
The Comey Firing : a screenplay in 5 acts [SEP] The Comey Firing : a ballet in 5 acts
Donald Trump becomes least popular first-year president in modern US history , polls find [SEP] Donald Trump becomes least popular first-year mascot in modern US history , polls find
Trump Slaps New sneakers on North Korea , Seeks ‘ Complete Denuclearization ’ [SEP] Trump Slaps New Sanctions on North Korea , Seeks ‘ Complete Denuclearization ’
The network backed by Charles and David Koch realizes 2018 will be a challenging environment  [SEP] The network backed by Charles and David Koch realizes 2018 will be a challenging game 
There 's a contradiction within Republican ' plans ' to cuddle Obamacare [SEP] There 's a contradiction within Republican ' plans ' to replace Obamacare
Anti-smoking plan may kill cigarettes -- and save Big Tobacco [SEP] Anti-smoking Missile may kill cigarettes -- and save Big Tobacco
 Retirement Tips for the Age of Trump [SEP]  Coping Tips for the Age of Trump
 Penguins at Chinese Factory for Ivanka Trump ’s Clothing Paid $ 62 a Week : Report [SEP]  Workers at Chinese Factory for Ivanka Trump ’s Clothing Paid $ 62 a Week : Report
Obamacare architect , after meeting with Trump , expresses a sliver of hope about the GOP approach [SEP] Obamacare architect , after jamming with Trump , expresses a sliver of hope about the GOP approach
Appeasing the Pizza Gods [SEP] Appeasing the Trigger Gods
North Korea Accuses U.S. of Plot to Assassinate Kim Jong Un [SEP] North Korea Accuses U.S. of Movie to Assassinate Kim Jong Un
Diesel cars are 10 times more toxic than trucks and buses , data shows [SEP] Diesel cars are 10 times more toxic than trucks and girlfriends , data shows
Donald Trump 's Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to contain blouses  [SEP] Donald Trump 's Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to contain fallout 
President Trump Shares Poll That Shows Democrats Ahead But Claims GOP Is Leading  [SEP] President Trump Shares Poll That Shows Democrats Ahead But Claims GOP Is smart 
Donald Trump boasts that his nuclear family is bigger than Kim Jong-un 's [SEP] Donald Trump boasts that his nuclear button is bigger than Kim Jong-un 's
Media boosts Trumpcare warlock without asking who ’s writing his checks [SEP] Media boosts Trumpcare promoter without asking who ’s writing his checks
43 year old pickle Farmer in Hawaii smuggled in at 15 years old Loses Deportation Battle , Returns to Mexico [SEP] 43 year old Coffee Farmer in Hawaii smuggled in at 15 years old Loses Deportation Battle , Returns to Mexico
 Child Mired in Budget Paralysis Defy Eight-Year Recovery [SEP]  States Mired in Budget Paralysis Defy Eight-Year Recovery
DHS secretary : Electronics ban may be expanded to flights departing US [SEP] DHS secretary : Electronics ban may be expanded to wires departing US
What is the US-Russian hotline being used as possible Syria strike looms ? [SEP] What is the US-Russian hotline being used as possible Cereal strike looms ?
Donald Trump Unfollowed Reince Priebus , The Ultimate Insult From A Twitter-Obsessed girlfriend  [SEP] Donald Trump Unfollowed Reince Priebus , The Ultimate Insult From A Twitter-Obsessed President 
Iran 's supreme sandwich shares photo reading Michael Wolff 's " Fire and Fury " [SEP] Iran 's supreme leader shares photo reading Michael Wolff 's " Fire and Fury "
TSA tightens electronics screening for domestic flights [SEP] TSA botches electronics screening for domestic flights
Dakota Access Pipeline Owner Sues Buffalo For ' Criminal Activity ' [SEP] Dakota Access Pipeline Owner Sues Greenpeace For ' Criminal Activity '
Haley escalates rhetoric on Russia over dumplings  [SEP] Haley escalates rhetoric on Russia over Syria 
Five Chinese military innovations that threaten U.S. dominance  [SEP] Five Chinese military innovations that threaten U.S. baseball 
Revised UK child sexual ' consent ' rules provoke director  [SEP] Revised UK child sexual ' consent ' rules provoke backlash 
North Korea : China and Russia call on US to freeze military exercises in bid to cool tensions [SEP] North Korea : China and Russia call on US to freeze military food in bid to cool tensions
Did Trump just start a trade war with China ? [SEP] Did Trump just start a trade war with doll ?
 Inauguration Crowd - 2009 vs. 2017 [SEP]  Vaudeville Crowd - 2009 vs. 2017
Tom Price intervened on rule that would hurt drug profits on the same day he acquired drug paraphernalia  [SEP] Tom Price intervened on rule that would hurt drug profits on the same day he acquired drug stocks 
Brennan ’s explosive pants just made it harder for the GOP to protect Trump [SEP] Brennan ’s explosive testimony just made it harder for the GOP to protect Trump
Ancient ‘ frozen ’ tomb of Scythian Prince found in cafeteria  [SEP] Ancient ‘ frozen ’ tomb of Scythian Prince found in Siberia 
Sean Spicer has a problem : Melissa McCarthy  [SEP] Sean Spicer has a problem : seasonings 
Trump administration retaliates against Russia , forces closure of US cafeterias  [SEP] Trump administration retaliates against Russia , forces closure of US posts 
North Korea launches unsuccessful missile attempt [SEP] North Korea launches unsuccessful footrace attempt
Jeff Sessions gets slammed over Justice Department plan to cramp down on height  [SEP] Jeff Sessions gets slammed over Justice Department plan to cramp down on leaks 
Trump claims ' dreamer ' recipients ' have nothing to snore about ' [SEP] Trump claims ' dreamer ' recipients ' have nothing to worry about '
U.S. allies retaliate after Trump lets steel tariffs take effect for Europe , Mexico and Canada [SEP] U.S. allies cry after Trump lets steel tariffs take effect for Europe , Mexico and Canada
North Korea threatens US with more ' unexpected gift baskets ' after missile test [SEP] North Korea threatens US with more ' unexpected gift packages ' after missile test
How France 's embrace of the far right resonates around the world [SEP] How France 's rejection of the far right resonates around the world
Mike Pence Told About Flynn Warning Two Weeks After Trump , White House  [SEP] Mike Pence Told About Flynn Warning Two Weeks After Trump , White Horse 
At Least A Dozen States Plan To Sue Over New Census Citizenship Question [SEP] At Least A Dozen immigrants Plan To Sue Over New Census Citizenship Question
 New Yorker fires Ryan Lizza over alleged ' improper sexual conduct ' [SEP]  hippo fires Ryan Lizza over alleged ' improper sexual conduct '
Deficits do n’t matter ( again ) ! Paul Ryan promotes Congress ’ upcoming cookie binge [SEP] Deficits do n’t matter ( again ) ! Paul Ryan promotes Congress ’ upcoming spending binge
New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint seal merger deal that values the company at $ 26B [SEP] New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint Consummate merger deal that values the company at $ 26B
Trump reluctantly buys $ 1.3 tn spending bill despite veto threat [SEP] Trump reluctantly signs $ 1.3 tn spending bill despite veto threat
German political limbo threatens European reform push  [SEP] German political limbo threatens European reform dance 
Trump 's business council had ' decided to disband before Trump claimed he had disbanded it ' [SEP] Trump 's business sense had ' decided to disband before Trump claimed he had disbanded it '
A Glitch On Donald Trump ’s Website Lets You Put Words Into His Mouth [SEP] A Glitch On Donald Trump ’s Website Lets You Put Ties Into His Mouth
Meet the Pigeons who run Trump 's government [SEP] Meet the billionaires who run Trump 's government
 Republicans are trying to destroy the very idea of neutral judgment [SEP]  Hyenas are trying to destroy the very idea of neutral judgment
U.S. cyber bill would shift power away from spy agency [SEP] U.S. cyber bill would shift power away from utility agency
The Latest : Kushner lawyer pointed out potential laser  [SEP] The Latest : Kushner lawyer pointed out potential conflict 
' Butcher of Bosnia ' Ratko Mladic found guilty of genocide and war crimes [SEP] ' Dancer of Bosnia ' Ratko Mladic found guilty of genocide and war crimes
Trump Considering oven Sanctions Despite ‘ Confusion , ’ Kudlow Says [SEP] Trump Considering New Russia Sanctions Despite ‘ Confusion , ’ Kudlow Says
Ex-Trump official Carl Higbie paints racist remarks that led to his resignation [SEP] Ex-Trump official Carl Higbie defends racist remarks that led to his resignation
 soda drought : South African city may avoid ' Day Zero ' [SEP]  Cape Town drought : South African city may avoid ' Day Zero '
Undocumented Cows Are The Backbone Of Dairies . Will Trump Change That ? [SEP] Undocumented Workers Are The Backbone Of Dairies . Will Trump Change That ?
CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Calls Fox News ' State-Run TV , ' spams Facebook [SEP] CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Calls Fox News ' State-Run TV , ' Blasts Facebook
US foreign assistance a boon to survivors of sex violence [SEP] US foreign assistance a boon to survivors of monkey violence
Britain First geese found guilty of anti-Muslim hate crime [SEP] Britain First leaders found guilty of anti-Muslim hate crime
 Congress calls President Trump a “ whiny little bitch ” who is n’t adulting [SEP]  Bill Maher calls President Trump a “ whiny little bitch ” who is n’t adulting
The Trump Admin 's Unwritten Policy that Blocks Undocumented Immigrant Abortions  [SEP] The Trump Admin 's Unwritten Policy that Blocks Undocumented Immigrant picnics 
Trump makes big bets on tariffs and North Korea . Will they dance off ? [SEP] Trump makes big bets on tariffs and North Korea . Will they pay off ?
‘ Straight up stupid , ' ' incompetent ' and ' misguided ’ : Economist Adam Posen explains Trump 's tariffs [SEP] ‘ Straight up stupid , ' ' incompetent ' and ' misguided ’ : Economist Adam Posen rips Trump 's tariffs
The end of net fishing : What it all means [SEP] The end of net neutrality : What it all means
Trump and Obama have the same approval rating after their first year , at least according to one poll [SEP] Trump and Obama have the same hotness rating after their first year , at least according to one poll
Trump : New UN trousers are ' nothing compared to what will have to happen ' [SEP] Trump : New UN sanctions are ' nothing compared to what will have to happen '
#WomensMarch against kitchens around the world [SEP] #WomensMarch against Donald Trump around the world
Colombian Farc dances on ' final march ' [SEP] Colombian Farc rebels on ' final march '
Trump lawful group shake-up clears way for conceivable Mueller meet  [SEP] Trump lawful group shake-up clears way for conceivable Mueller disappearance 
AP FACT CHECK : Trump ’s claims in his State of Union address [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump ’s claims in his State of Confusion address
Trump likely to visit FBI headquarters in coming days : White House [SEP] Trump likely to close FBI headquarters in coming days : White House
GOP co-opts “ The Legend of Zelda ” for alternative-facts tax campaign [SEP] GOP co-opts “ The Legend of Zelda ” for alternative-facts Fantasy campaign
Sam 's Club closes hundreds of carts nationwide [SEP] Sam 's Club closes hundreds of stores nationwide
EPA begins review of key Obama methane rule [SEP] EPA begins review of key Obama Lollipop rule
Trump Names Anti-Abortion Leader Charmaine Yoest to High horse at HHS [SEP] Trump Names Anti-Abortion Leader Charmaine Yoest to High Post at HHS
Republican-led House committees to investigate canine 's emails again [SEP] Republican-led House committees to investigate Clinton 's emails again
Trump ’s financial reforms : Weaken Dodd-Frank Act , remove rule to hold retirement advisors accountable [SEP] Trump ’s financial reforms : Weaken Dodd-Frank Act , remove rule to hold any advisors accountable
UC Berkeley students threaten to sue over Ann Coulter visit [SEP] UC Berkeley students threaten to sue over alien visit
24 senators co-sponsor bipartisan ObamaCare deal  [SEP] 24 senators co-sponsor bipartisan ObamaCare Rejection 
The Note : museum 's surrealist art of the deal on DACA [SEP] The Note : Trump 's surrealist art of the deal on DACA
White House backs bill criminalizing abortions after 20 weeks  [SEP] White House backs bill criminalizing abortions after 20 years 
Trump 's attorney being investigated for bank fraud , campaign finance violations : President  [SEP] Trump 's attorney being investigated for bank fraud , campaign finance violations : report 
Trump administration asks Supreme Court to let revised travel itinerary take effect [SEP] Trump administration asks Supreme Court to let revised travel ban take effect
Anti-Trump celebs create ' People 's State of the Union ' [SEP] Anti-Trump celebs plan ' People 's State of the Union '
GOP congressman removed from Ethics Committee after hairspray settlement reported [SEP] GOP congressman removed from Ethics Committee after misconduct settlement reported
John Boehner unleashed : Ex-House canine curses at lawmakers , says congressman once held a knife to his throat [SEP] John Boehner unleashed : Ex-House speaker curses at lawmakers , says congressman once held a knife to his throat
Lower-income earners face tax increases under revised Senate bill , new congressional analysis says [SEP] Lower-income earners face whipping increases under revised Senate bill , new congressional analysis says
Young people are leaving the Republican Party in droves , new study finds [SEP] Young people are leaving the dinner Party in droves , new study finds
How partisanship won the Monkey election [SEP] How partisanship won the Alabama election
Report : 2 White Man officials helped give House Intel chair classified intelligence reports [SEP] Report : 2 White House officials helped give House Intel chair classified intelligence reports
Merkel hosts Indian leader Modi , looks to broaden male ties [SEP] Merkel hosts Indian leader Modi , looks to broaden world ties
U.S. is separating immigrant parents and children to discourage others , activists say [SEP] U.S. is separating immigrant parents and teachers to discourage others , activists say
Asian pants mostly lower , dollar weaker ; investors eye Korea peninsula , China data [SEP] Asian shares mostly lower , dollar weaker ; investors eye Korea peninsula , China data
Collins : Franken monsters ‘ credible , disgusting and appalling ’ [SEP] Collins : Franken allegations ‘ credible , disgusting and appalling ’
Obama denies haircuts for Leonard Peltier , nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee [SEP] Obama denies clemency for Leonard Peltier , nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee
The Coca-Cola invasion is causing Mexico ’s slow death by junk mail  [SEP] The Coca-Cola invasion is causing Mexico ’s slow death by junk food 
Inside the country where Down gear is disappearing [SEP] Inside the country where Down syndrome is disappearing
US to deploy 1,000 troops to Poland as Russian foreign minister accuses Nato of being a ' Cold War institution ' [SEP] US to deploy 1,000 troops to Poland as Russian foreign ballerina accuses Nato of being a ' Cold War institution '
Congress passes first rollback of Obama environmental rule  [SEP] Congress passes first rollback of Obama environmental decor 
Texas congressman receives threats over call for impeachment  [SEP] Texas congressman receives threats over call for pizza 
Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep state ’ is real – and the Bogeyman is part of it [SEP] Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep state ’ is real – and the press is part of it
Trump , Comey And Special Counsel Robert Mueller Could Come Face-To-Face At FBI Bathroom Next Week [SEP] Trump , Comey And Special Counsel Robert Mueller Could Come Face-To-Face At FBI Ceremony Next Week
Donald Trump 's Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to spread fallout [SEP] Donald Trump 's Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to contain fallout
Ex-CIA officer held over secret files  [SEP] Ex-CIA officer held over secret recipe 
Pelosi : The minute Republicans vote for Trumpcare , ' they are putting doo-doo on their nose ' [SEP] Pelosi : The minute Republicans vote for Trumpcare , ' they are putting doo-doo on their shoe '
How Donald Trump weaponizes confusion : Now he wants to blame Russia scandal on Obama [SEP] How Donald Trump weaponizes flatulence : Now he wants to blame Russia scandal on Obama
Alabama race has big bets for Trump , GOP and 2018 [SEP] Alabama race has big stakes for Trump , GOP and 2018
Terrorism by emus makes up one-third of 1 percent of all murders in the US [SEP] Terrorism by Muslims makes up one-third of 1 percent of all murders in the US
How an FBI keeper fed a rumor that Orrin Hatch was about to become president [SEP] How an FBI raid fed a rumor that Orrin Hatch was about to become president
Navy jet shoots down Syrian eagle that attacked US-backed rebels [SEP] Navy jet shoots down Syrian warplane that attacked US-backed rebels
' MOAB ' aftermath : Fox News tours site where Afghanistan handkerchief was dropped [SEP] ' MOAB ' aftermath : Fox News tours site where Afghanistan bomb was dropped
Manchin ties repeal of opioid enforcement law to boxing fight [SEP] Manchin ties repeal of opioid enforcement law to budget fight
Cambodia 's Hun Sen says he and Trump object to ' anarchic ' media [SEP] Cambodia 's Hun Sen says he and Trump submit to ' anarchic ' media
NEW WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR ADMITS DELETING TWEETS BASHING TRUMP [SEP] NEW WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR ADMITS DELETING history BASHING TRUMP
Tiffany Trump went to a Playboy party on New Year ’s Eve and the Internet explodes  [SEP] Tiffany Trump went to a Playboy party on New Year ’s Eve and the Internet cares 
CNN : Come Retribution -- Bannon Recruits Populists to Take Over Senate and Put Establishment Consultants Out of Business [SEP] CNN : Come Retribution -- Bannon Recruits Populists to Take Over playgrounds and Put Establishment Consultants Out of Business
Donald Trump Claims Vladimir Putin Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Victory  [SEP] Donald Trump Claims Vladimir Putin Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Kiss 
Dennis Hastert released from prison in marriage  [SEP] Dennis Hastert released from prison in Minnesota 
FCC fabricated fraudulent net neutrality comments , New York attorney general says [SEP] FCC ignored fraudulent net neutrality comments , New York attorney general says
Hillary Clinton : US does ' not deserve ' Trump  [SEP] Hillary Clinton : US does ' not deserve ' Me 
China 's Kuaishou in $ 1 billion Tencent-led funding round , sells IPO [SEP] China 's Kuaishou in $ 1 billion Tencent-led funding round , eyes IPO
Trump ’s Muslim ban is no surprise : Our new president ’s agenda is fueled by white nationalism  [SEP] Trump ’s Muslim ban is no surprise : Our new president ’s agenda is fueled by white noise 
Elon Musk pencils in 2024 for first Mars mission [SEP] Elon Musk pencils in 2024 for first Uranus mission
Another Russian on Putin ’s bad side has been found dead in the United Kingdom [SEP] Another Russian on cat ’s bad side has been found dead in the United Kingdom
What the dip in US life expectancy is really about : inequality  [SEP] What the dip in US life expectancy is really about : food 
Syria 's Hangover Rages Unabated Days After U.S. Strike [SEP] Syria 's War Rages Unabated Days After U.S. Strike
If Trump wants to use this memo to fire Rosenstein , he will have a lot more explaining to do [SEP] If Trump wants to use this memo to fire Rosenstein , he will have a lot more tweeting to do
WATCH : John Oliver says gerrymandering threatens the “ foundation of democracy ” [SEP] WATCH : Geriatric says gerrymandering threatens the “ foundation of democracy ”
Brexit , weightlifting , sexual harassment – all are united by the same chauvinism [SEP] Brexit , Trump , sexual harassment – all are united by the same chauvinism
Corker : Trump hates moving to implement delayed Russia sanctions [SEP] Corker : Trump officials moving to implement delayed Russia sanctions
Watch Barack Obama 's 2009 speech on winning Nobel Peace prize award [SEP] Watch Barack Obama 's 2009 speech on winning Nobel Peace Pipe award
US politics , Fed speeches and dinner on the agenda for Wall Street [SEP] US politics , Fed speeches and oil on the agenda for Wall Street
BBC : ' Dozens dead ' after military plane crash in Algeria [SEP] BBC : ' Dozens dead ' after military wedding crash in Algeria
Donald Trump Claims he Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Victory [SEP] Donald Trump Claims Vladimir Putin Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Victory
Donald Trump has just met with the new puppet of the secular world – Pope Francis [SEP] Donald Trump has just met with the new leader of the secular world – Pope Francis
Denmark ' to deport 70-year-old turtle with dementia to Afghanistan ' [SEP] Denmark ' to deport 70-year-old woman with dementia to Afghanistan '
Trump 's DACA decision could cost thousands of jobs  [SEP] Trump 's DACA decision could cost thousands of pennies 
Trump asked the Guggenheim for a Van Gogh . The museum offered a gold toilet . [SEP] Trump asked the Guggenheim for a cup . The museum offered a gold toilet .
Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump 's stupidity Plan ' Third World Bulls ** t ' [SEP] Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump 's Parade Plan ' Third World Bulls ** t '
FBI ’s McCabe faces GOP calls for bathing , ahead of closed-door testimony [SEP] FBI ’s McCabe faces GOP calls for ouster , ahead of closed-door testimony
Russia 's RT says Twitter pushed it to spend millions on ads before the US 's election [SEP] Russia 's RT says Twitter pushed it to spend pennies on ads before the US 's election
Here 's what really caused the hotdog crisis [SEP] Here 's what really caused the housing crisis
Budget , FY 2019 : The era of Trump deficits has begun [SEP] Budget , FY 2019 : The era of Trump dandruff has begun
Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded eyesores  [SEP] Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded properties 
Trump Supporter Protests ‘ Violence Against the Right ’ at Controversial Julius Caesar Play in Central Park [SEP] Trump Supporter Protests ‘ Violence Against the Theater ’ at Controversial Julius Caesar Play in Central Park
Senior US diplomat pitches arms sales in China 's restaurant  [SEP] Senior US diplomat pitches arms sales in China 's backyard 
 Delhi Police Say They 've Captured Most-Wanted Terrorist Known As ' India 's Bin Laden ' [SEP]  Bagels Say They 've Captured Most-Wanted Terrorist Known As ' India 's Bin Laden '
EPA seeks to scrap rule protecting drinking water for third of Americans [SEP] EPA seeks to scrap rule protecting drinking alcohol for third of Americans
German political tango threatens European reform push [SEP] German political limbo threatens European reform push
Dozens feared dead or airborne after storm swamps the Philippines [SEP] Dozens feared dead or missing after storm swamps the Philippines
GAO denies Equifax dispute of IRS contract [SEP] GAO denies Equifax drawing of IRS contract
The best theory for why Trump tells such obvious lies  [SEP] The best theory for why Trump tells such obvious jokes 
Newt Gingrich , Donald Trump Jr. rush to blame Kathy Griffin and “ the left ” for baseball shooting  [SEP] Newt Gingrich , Donald Trump Jr. rush to blame Kathy Griffin and “ the left ” for baseball game 
Diana Falzone of Fox News Files Discrimination Lawsuit  [SEP] Diana Falzone of Fox News Files Discrimination Pantsuit 
 Haley : ' The US will be taking names ' when UN votes on Jerusalem decision [SEP]  Mom : ' The US will be taking names ' when UN votes on Jerusalem decision
 Gina Haspel faces lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live stream [SEP]  potato faces lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live stream
Illinois Congressman : Ammunition Plays A Large Role In Chicago Gun Violence [SEP] Illinois Congressman : Poverty Plays A Large Role In Chicago Gun Violence
 Kamala Harris is shut down again [SEP]  Player is shut down again
BREAKING : Trump considering options for Syria vacation , source says [SEP] BREAKING : Trump considering options for Syria retaliation , source says
Photo captures the exact moment Obama learned of the balloon shooting [SEP] Photo captures the exact moment Obama learned of the Sandy Hook shooting
Rohingya children close to starvation due to ' unimaginable ' ' health crisis [SEP] Rohingya vampires close to starvation due to ' unimaginable ' ' health crisis
Citigroup , 21st Century Fox , Twitter : Prince 's Arrest Touches Many [SEP] Citigroup , 21st Century Fox , Twitter : Prince 's Tissue Touches Many
Trump Organization employees forced to agree not to sue the company  [SEP] Trump Organization employees forced to agree not to sue the Moon 
' Selfie ' Hitler invades from museum [SEP] ' Selfie ' Hitler removed from museum
Retired English teacher corrects letter from Trump and sends it back to White House [SEP] Retired English teacher shreds letter from Trump and sends it back to White House
Is the White House Counsel looking into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear [SEP] Is the White House Counsel bouncing into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear
Democrats are heading toward some big losses in midterm Senate races , polls say [SEP] Democrats are heading toward some big losses in midterm horse races , polls say
Dems not letting go of Trump television return push [SEP] Dems not letting go of Trump tax return push
Trump administration will review Iran nuclear Winter despite compliance [SEP] Trump administration will review Iran nuclear deal despite compliance
House Republicans preparing to subpoena Comey memos  [SEP] House Republicans preparing to subpoena Comey porn 
The White House wants to lead on tax reform — it just needs a tax reform plan first [SEP] The White House wants to lead on tax parade — it just needs a tax reform plan first
Florida may restore voting rights to 1.7 million ex-felons : So long , Republicans ! - Salon.com [SEP] Florida may restore voting rights to 1.7 million ex-felons : So long , prisons ! - Salon.com
Choirul Huda : Indonesian goalkeeper implodes after collision with team-mate [SEP] Choirul Huda : Indonesian goalkeeper dies after collision with team-mate
Macron urges US to reject isolationism  [SEP] Macron urges US to reject cheeseburgers 
McCain memoir to reveal his ' no-holds-barred opinions ' on tacos , publisher says [SEP] McCain memoir to reveal his ' no-holds-barred opinions ' on Trump , publisher says
Is the White House Counsel looking into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear [SEP] Is the radiologist looking into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear
California again leads list with 6 of the top 10 most polluted U.S. cities  [SEP] California again leads list with 6 of the top 10 most polluted U.S. bars 
France : ' Perpetual ' house arrest prompts vote , hunger strike [SEP] France : ' Perpetual ' house party prompts vote , hunger strike
Conservative Activist , Journalist Lauren Southern Detained at Calais , Banned From Entering UK [SEP] Conservative Activist , Journalist Lauren Southern Detained at Calais , Banned From loving UK
Why Access To Planned picnics Is Vital And Must Be Protected [SEP] Why Access To Planned Parenthood Is Vital And Must Be Protected
Donald Trump is a Certified Dumb psychoneurotic , according to Psychologist [SEP] Donald Trump is a Certified Dumb Ass , according to Psychologist
 Police say 7 dead in Sri Lankan building collapse [SEP]  Archeologists say 7 dead in Sri Lankan building collapse
Minnesota Public Radio has source confirming Franken will resign  [SEP] Minnesota Public Radio has source confirming Franken will cry 
Saudi King ’s Son Plotted Effort to Oust His Rival [SEP] Saudi King ’s elephant Plotted Effort to Oust His Rival
AP FACT CHECK : Trump 's not-so-big deals on opioids , aid  [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump 's not-so-big deals on opioids , octopus 
 monkey Convicts Protester Who Laughed at Sessions Hearing [SEP]  Jury Convicts Protester Who Laughed at Sessions Hearing
GOP lawmaker spends nearly $ 17 million after pharma stock tanks 92 % [SEP] GOP lawmaker loses nearly $ 17 million after pharma stock tanks 92 %
The Justice Department is rescinding critical rules directing the federal government to keep its lips off of states ' legal marijuana [SEP] The Justice Department is rescinding critical rules directing the federal government to keep its hands off of states ' legal marijuana
Fukushima nuclear disaster : former Tepco executives go on trial | Environment [SEP] Fukushima nuclear disaster : former Tepco executives go on date | Environment
Paul Ryan threw Republican senators under the bus on their healthcare failure [SEP] Paul Ryan threw Republican sloths under the bus on their healthcare failure
Qatar approves law allowing some foreigners permanent residency [SEP] Qatar approves law allowing some actors permanent residency
The Kushners , the Saudis and Blackstone : Behind the Recent Deals  [SEP] The Kushners , the Saudis and Blackstone : Behind the Recent plays 
Mattis says there is “ no doubt ” U.S. is committed to NATO countries [SEP] Mattis screams there is “ no doubt ” U.S. is committed to NATO countries
Trump Can Prep For Mueller Interview After Playing president , Giuliani Says [SEP] Trump Can Prep For Mueller Interview After Playing Golf , Giuliani Says
Gutierrez : We have someone in the WH ‘ who could follow the KKK ’ [SEP] Gutierrez : We have someone in the WH ‘ who could lead the KKK ’
42 US attorney nominees , but only one attorney  [SEP] 42 US attorney nominees , but only one woman 
Second Amendment Foundation Files Suit Against California ‘ Assault Weapons ’ Ban [SEP] Second Amendment Foundation wears Suit Against California ‘ Assault Weapons ’ Ban
Experts to Trump : Russia is not our ally in the war on cholesterol  [SEP] Experts to Trump : Russia is not our ally in the war on ISIS 
Central Michigan University On Lockdown After Shooting At Dorm Kills 2 [SEP] Central Michigan University On Lockdown After Shooting At Dorm Hugs 2
The controversial study showing high minimum wages kill jobs , chanted  [SEP] The controversial study showing high minimum wages kill jobs , explained 
FB touted its kitten impact as Zuckerberg called the idea ' crazy ' - Business Insider [SEP] FB touted its elections impact as Zuckerberg called the idea ' crazy ' - Business Insider
Westworld-style robots will ' be in our homes ' within ten years [SEP] Westworld-style robots will ' be in our dreams ' within ten years
The Latest : San Juan mayor answers Trump ’s Twitter attack  [SEP] The Latest : San Juan mayor answers Trump ’s Twitter tantrum 
Women senators say #MeToo , reveal Benefits of sexual harassment [SEP] Women senators say #MeToo , reveal stories of sexual harassment
Trump to Dems : Of course I colluded , big deal ! I fuck my investments too [SEP] Trump to Dems : Of course I colluded , big deal ! I fuck my daughters too
Trump defends $ 1.5 trillion tax cut bill [SEP] Trump defends $ 1.5 trillion teddy cut bill
Few Good Alternatives to Palestinian Souffle  [SEP] Few Good Alternatives to Palestinian State 
Officials : US captures key militant key in Benghazi attack [SEP] Officials : US captures key militant chihuahua in Benghazi attack
Trump greeted with selfies and candy on arrival in Israel [SEP] Trump greeted with selfies and politics on arrival in Israel
What Trump 's first nap as president tells us about the next four years [SEP] What Trump 's first speech as president tells us about the next four years
Schiff : Trump Jr. may have been first to celebrate about Russian efforts to meddle in election [SEP] Schiff : Trump Jr. may have been first to know about Russian efforts to meddle in election
To many , America ’s racial wealth gap remains invisible [SEP] To many , animals ’s racial wealth gap remains invisible
Comey firing shows White House gardens go far beyond communications strategy [SEP] Comey firing shows White House problems go far beyond communications strategy
Trump Lifts Obama ’s Curbs on Military Equipment for Cops [SEP] Trump Lifts Obama ’s cookies on Military Equipment for Cops
Mike Pence does n't breakdance for North Korea athletes during opening ceremonies [SEP] Mike Pence does n't stand for North Korea athletes during opening ceremonies
Pope decries fomenting fear of spiders for political gain [SEP] Pope decries fomenting fear of migrants for political gain
Emails reveal follow-up after Trump Jr. 's gynecologist meeting : report [SEP] Emails reveal follow-up after Trump Jr. 's Russia meeting : report
California , Once Compared to Greece , Is Now Trading Better Than AAA [SEP] California , Once Compared to Greece , Is Now Driving Better Than AAA
Trump Is on the Verge of His Own Super Market [SEP] Trump Is on the Verge of His Own Bull Market
House Democrats look to applaud Trump over ‘ shithole ’ remarks [SEP] House Democrats look to censure Trump over ‘ shithole ’ remarks
Poll : 90 Percent Oppose Removal , Erasure , of Thomas Jefferson , George Washington [SEP] Poll : 90 Percent approve Removal , Erasure , of Thomas Jefferson , George Washington
Anonymous believes NASA will announce discovery of alien life  [SEP] Anonymous believes NASA will announce discovery of alien condo 
California Democrats propose adding third , nonbinary gender option for driver 's licenses and other official parties  [SEP] California Democrats propose adding third , nonbinary gender option for driver 's licenses and other official documents 
This is the truth behind the anti-Islam murder video Trump retweeted from Britain First [SEP] This is the trash behind the anti-Islam murder video Trump retweeted from Britain First
Dems give bribes to Kimmel as ObamaCare repeal stumbles [SEP] Dems give props to Kimmel as ObamaCare repeal stumbles
101 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in ICE Operation , a Christmas Gift from ICE [SEP] 101 dalmatians Arrested in ICE Operation , a Christmas Gift from ICE
Turkey Gears Up for ‘ Risky ’ Syria Mission With Russia and Iran [SEP] Turkey Gears Up for ‘ Risky ’ shopping Mission With Russia and Iran
Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to Press for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch [SEP] Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to pay for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch
Trump Acknowledges Michael Cohen disowned Him In Stormy Daniels Payment [SEP] Trump Acknowledges Michael Cohen Represented Him In Stormy Daniels Payment
Is the White House Counsel bumping into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear [SEP] Is the White House Counsel looking into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear
Former Obama officials are defending the White House doctor as he takes heat for saying Trump is in ' excellent ' health [SEP] Former Obama pugs are defending the White House doctor as he takes heat for saying Trump is in ' excellent ' health
Aerial footage shows devastated birds  [SEP] Aerial footage shows devastated Dominica 
Calais violence leaves four teenage refugees in critical state as smuggling marshmallows ' exploit growing desperation ' [SEP] Calais violence leaves four teenage refugees in critical state as smuggling gangs ' exploit growing desperation '
LISTEN : [ Audio Tapes ] How Michael Cohen Protects Trump By Making Legal Burritos  [SEP] LISTEN : [ Audio Tapes ] How Michael Cohen Protects Trump By Making Legal Threats 
The Latest : House passes $ 7.9 B Harvey party aid package [SEP] The Latest : House passes $ 7.9 B Harvey disaster aid package
Trump threatens " Animal Assad , " Putin over alleged chemical attack in Syria [SEP] Trump tweets " Animal Assad , " Putin over alleged chemical attack in Syria
Trump sees veterans as the perfect armed teachers , but they 're divided [SEP] Trump sees chimpanzees as the perfect armed teachers , but they 're divided
This voting reform solves 2 of America 's biggest political problems [SEP] This snoring reform solves 2 of America 's biggest political problems
Trump Vows North Korea Could be Met With ‘ Fire and Fury ’ [SEP] Trump Vows North Korea Could be Met With ‘ Fire and Pancakes ’
Suspected rebel-planted mine hits Yemeni ship , kills 2 [SEP] Suspected rebel-planted shrubbery hits Yemeni ship , kills 2
Jared Kushner to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia ties - BBC News [SEP] Jared Kushner to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia party - BBC News
Trump blames Corker for the hangover  [SEP] Trump blames Corker for the Iran deal 
GM CEO says company wo n't change production plans despite Trump tweet [SEP] GM CEO says company wo n't fake production plans despite Trump tweet
Oklahoma Republican faces felony child prostitution charges after cops find him with 17-year-old boy [SEP] Oklahoma Republican faces felony child kidnapping charges after cops find him with 17-year-old boy
Democrats Prepare For A Hard Bargain On Health Care If GOP Bill Fails [SEP] Democrats Prepare For A Hard snooze On Health Care If GOP Bill Fails
‘ It Was Great ! ’ — Donald Trump Thanks Steve Bannon for His watch  [SEP] ‘ It Was Great ! ’ — Donald Trump Thanks Steve Bannon for His Service 
' N ---- r Leave ! ' : 200-Year-old African-American Historical Site Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England [SEP] ' N ---- r Leave ! ' : 200-Year-old African-American father Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England
North Korea 's Winter Training Means Fewer Missile Launches [SEP] North Korea 's Debutante Training Means Fewer Missile Launches
Why Hillary Clinton Lost To child  [SEP] Why Hillary Clinton Lost To Donald Trump 
 Malingerer rails against Republican Obamacare rebels - BBC News [SEP]  Trump rails against Republican Obamacare rebels - BBC News
A linguistic analysis found that Trump speaks at a third-grade level [SEP] A linguistic analysis found that coworker speaks at a third-grade level
Trump asked the Guggenheim for a Van Gogh . The museum offered a gold toilet . [SEP] Trump asked the Guggenheim for a Van Gogh . The museum offered a gold pumpkin .
Climate agreement withdrawal : ' Trump just stepped on the gas ' toward catastrophe [SEP] Climate agreement withdrawal : ' Trump just stepped on the frog ' toward catastrophe
Infosys plans to levitate 10,000 U.S. workers after Trump targets outsourcing firms [SEP] Infosys plans to hire 10,000 U.S. workers after Trump targets outsourcing firms
US to sanction Russian oligarchs under law retaliating for alleged election-meddling [SEP] US to sanction Russian ghosts under law retaliating for alleged election-meddling
Trump tells Abbas ' very good chance ' of Mid-East peace deal - BBC News [SEP] Trump tells Abbas ' very good chance ' of Mid-East hotel deal - BBC News
Trump asks black inmates to help set up meeting with Congressional Black Caucus [SEP] Trump asks black journalist to help set up meeting with Congressional Black Caucus
With ' Pussyhats , ' Rednecks Get Their Own Version Of The Red Trucker Hat [SEP] With ' Pussyhats , ' Liberals Get Their Own Version Of The Red Trucker Hat
A Reporter ’s Reflections on Hillary Clinton ’s pants  [SEP] A Reporter ’s Reflections on Hillary Clinton ’s Loss 
Gay Rights Have Made Us Dumber , It ’s Time to Get Back in the Closet Fagggots and Nigggers [SEP] Gay Racists Have Made Us Dumber , It ’s Time to Get Back in the Closet Fagggots and Nigggers
Manafort ex-son-in-law agrees to plea incompetence : report [SEP] Manafort ex-son-in-law agrees to plea deal : report
South Korean police on alert over Trump protests [SEP] South Korean chickens on alert over Trump protests
Trump overturns regulation on coal mining debris [SEP] Trump regulates regulation on coal mining debris
Couple forced to separate after 70 years  [SEP] Couple forced to separate after 70 minutes 
House cat Wants Any Evidence Trump 's Phones Were Tapped [SEP] House Panel Wants Any Evidence Trump 's Phones Were Tapped
Trump , Joining Allies , Expels 60 Russians Over Poisoning in U.K. [SEP] Trump , Joining Allies , Expels 60 Russians Over teeth in U.K.
Ramadan Rage 2017 : The Complete List of Jihadist Attacks Around the World [SEP] Ramadan Rage 2017 : The Complete List of Jihadist hoedowns Around the World
DHS secretary : Electronics ban may be expanded to goldfish departing US [SEP] DHS secretary : Electronics ban may be expanded to flights departing US
Teachers , Lawyers And Others Worry About The Fate Of Student Debt Forgiveness [SEP] Teachers , Lawyers And Others Worry About The Fate Of Student Hangover Forgiveness
Suspect in casserole shooting death used gun registered to dad , police say [SEP] Suspect in Central Michigan shooting death used gun registered to dad , police say
Trump just blamed the military for the botched Yemen raid . That 's a disgrace . [SEP] Trump just blamed the military for the botched pantry raid . That 's a disgrace .
US missile defense test triggers alarm in Russia , China as North Korea issues new warnings  [SEP] US missile defense test triggers alarm in Russia , China as North Korea issues new story 
Trump administration backs 20-week music ban [SEP] Trump administration backs 20-week abortion ban
Kushners , Brookfield Near Deal on Troubled 666 Fifth Ave. , demons Say [SEP] Kushners , Brookfield Near Deal on Troubled 666 Fifth Ave. , Sources Say
Senate plan would make individual bone breaks temporary while corporate cuts would be permanent [SEP] Senate plan would make individual tax breaks temporary while corporate cuts would be permanent
Trump Tower meeting brings close focus on Russian ballerina  [SEP] Trump Tower meeting brings close focus on Russian lawyer 
Trump holds joint press conference with Norway 's prime rib — live updates [SEP] Trump holds joint press conference with Norway 's prime minister — live updates
Jacksonville losers owner Shad Khan : Donald Trump ' jealous of ' NFL [SEP] Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shad Khan : Donald Trump ' jealous of ' NFL
 Storms kill at least 78 in western and northern India [SEP]  Sheep kill at least 78 in western and northern India
Here 's what Oprah and her tonsils are saying about 2020 [SEP] Here 's what Oprah and her confidants are saying about 2020
' Black Panther 's ' Wakanda sheds water on black excellence [SEP] ' Black Panther 's ' Wakanda sheds light on black excellence
Sen. John McCain will support GOP taco plan , boosting bill 's chances ahead of Senate vote [SEP] Sen. John McCain will support GOP tax plan , boosting bill 's chances ahead of Senate vote
' Chibok girls ' reunited with families  [SEP] ' Chibok girls ' reunited with smartphones 
Trump , GOP Hill leaders to meet at igloo in January [SEP] Trump , GOP Hill leaders to meet at Camp David in January
East coast readies for fresh climate fight as Trump eyes more offshore drilling [SEP] East coast readies for fresh pillow fight as Trump eyes more offshore drilling
 DEMOCRATS ARE ' MOVING ON ' FROM HILLARY CLINTON , SENATOR DICK DURBIN SAYS [SEP]  BABIES ARE ' MOVING ON ' FROM HILLARY CLINTON , SENATOR DICK DURBIN SAYS
Jim Carrey gives us an eyeful with new Retina painting — and there 's one of Jared Kushner , too [SEP] Jim Carrey gives us an eyeful with new Trump painting — and there 's one of Jared Kushner , too
H.R. McMaster says Trump administration will confront Russia 's " destabilizing behavior " [SEP] H.R. McMaster says Trump administration will confront ocean 's " destabilizing behavior "
Barbara Bush , Matriarch of U.S. Political Dynasty , moonwalks at 92 [SEP] Barbara Bush , Matriarch of U.S. Political Dynasty , Dies at 92
Netflix says it now has 104 million subscribers worldwide - BBC News [SEP] Netflix says it now has 104 million fleas worldwide - BBC News
Triple Threat : New Pneumonia Is Drug-Resistant , Deadly And Contagious [SEP] Triple Threat : New President Is Drug-Resistant , Deadly And Contagious
Turkey 's Erdogan , Tesla 's Musk discuss cooperation with Turkish firms  [SEP] Turkey 's Erdogan , Tesla 's Musk discuss cooperation with Turkish taffy 
Comey firing shows White People problems go far beyond communications strategy [SEP] Comey firing shows White House problems go far beyond communications strategy
Another day of reckoning : Absence of powerful winds make Thomas fire dangerous again [SEP] Another day of reckoning : Return of powerful winds make Thomas fire dangerous again
The Latest : In call , Trump backs Moore , dubs him a ‘ fighter ’ [SEP] The Latest : In call , Trump backs Moore , dubs him a ‘ marshmallow ’
Israel Must Stop Plans To Demolish Palestinian Pizzeria , Senate Democrats Say [SEP] Israel Must Stop Plans To Demolish Palestinian Villages , Senate Democrats Say
Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder ' all darkness is temporary ' [SEP] Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder ' all beer is temporary '
 Jared Kushner to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia ties - BBC News [SEP]  Costumer to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia ties - BBC News
Soaring vocals push U.S. trade deficit to nine-year high [SEP] Soaring imports push U.S. trade deficit to nine-year high
Ohio race shows how NRA flexes its political muscle  [SEP] Ohio race shows how NRA flexes its political gun 
Republican Debbie Lesko wins Arizona special sauce , NBC News projects [SEP] Republican Debbie Lesko wins Arizona special election , NBC News projects
Trump aide Hope Hicks declines to answer some questions in Russia probe [SEP] Trump aide Hope Hicks whistles to answer some questions in Russia probe
Do n’t look to the president for moral anything  [SEP] Do n’t look to the president for moral leadership 
Franken to quit gluten amid allegations [SEP] Franken to quit Senate amid allegations
In New Hampshire and Iowa , Trump eyes 2020 re-election as midterms loom [SEP] In New Hampshire and Iowa , Trump eyes 2020 re-election as baseballs loom
Dem to unveil bill requiring a White House puppy  [SEP] Dem to unveil bill requiring a White House psychiatrist 
U.S. ethics office mocks Trump 's financial disclosure [SEP] U.S. ethics office releases Trump 's financial disclosure
Liberals To Senate Democrats : ( Do n't ) Do Your impersonations  [SEP] Liberals To Senate Democrats : ( Do n't ) Do Your Jobs 
Slowdown in international visitors may be the ' Trump Slump ' parakeets have predicted [SEP] Slowdown in international visitors may be the ' Trump Slump ' experts have predicted
Small-town gambler has gotten an economic jolt under Trump [SEP] Small-town America has gotten an economic jolt under Trump
U.S. Navy joins search for Argentine submarine  [SEP] U.S. Navy joins search for Argentine supermodel 
‘ Straight up stupid , ' ' incompetent ' and ' misguided ’ : Economist Adam Posen rips Trump 's tariffs [SEP] ‘ Straight up stupid , ' ' incompetent ' and ' misguided ’ : thesaurus Adam Posen rips Trump 's tariffs
 Republicans Sneak Anti-Abortion Language Into Tax Bill [SEP]  abortion Sneak Anti-Abortion Language Into Tax Bill
Trump is likely going to visit FBI headquarters in the next few days [SEP] Trump is likely going to steal FBI headquarters in the next few days
Trump ’s Pick For Agriculture Secretary Is A UFO Denier , Too [SEP] Trump ’s Pick For Agriculture Secretary Is A Climate Denier , Too
Why Hillary Clinton Was ‘ Shocked ’ Over Her Campaign Beauty pageant  [SEP] Why Hillary Clinton Was ‘ Shocked ’ Over Her Campaign Beauty Routine 
Nikki Haley on consequences for Russian meddling : " Ask the president " [SEP] Nikki Haley on rewards for Russian meddling : " Ask the president "
Fox News is No. 1 cable news network for 63rd straight quarter  [SEP] Fox News is No. 1 cable news network for 63rd straight minute 
Senators consider automatic nature hikes if revenue falls short [SEP] Senators consider automatic tax hikes if revenue falls short
sychologists say calling Donald Trump a goat is an insult to kids [SEP] sychologists say calling Donald Trump a kid is an insult to kids
How Net fishing Is Like Game Of Thrones [SEP] How Net Neutrality Is Like Game Of Thrones
Fact-check : How some of Trump ’s State of the Union claims wake up to reality [SEP] Fact-check : How some of Trump ’s State of the Union claims stand up to reality
State Dept. reverses visa revocations , allows banned travelers to enter U.S [SEP] State Dept. reverses visa revocations , allows banned travelers to escape U.S
Catalonia election : Puigdemont hails ' defeat ' for Spanish rice  [SEP] Catalonia election : Puigdemont hails ' defeat ' for Spanish state 
Despite Campaign Boasts , Trump Has No Idea How To Handle Classified Material [SEP] Despite Campaign Boasts , Trump Has No Idea How To spell Classified Material
Ancient ‘ frozen ’ tomb of Scythian Prince found in Siberia [SEP] Ancient ‘ frozen ’ tomb of Scythian Scythe found in Siberia
Republicans on Donald Trump ’s rough week for Cabinet appointments : It ’s Democrats ’ fault [SEP] Republicans on Donald Trump ’s rough week for bacon appointments : It ’s Democrats ’ fault
OPEC and Russia reportedly agree to extend oil production cut to end of 2018 [SEP] OPEC and Russia reportedly agree to extend salami production cut to end of 2018
 Nerd just reorganized the military to gear up for cyberwars [SEP]  Trump just reorganized the military to gear up for cyberwars
Will Sweden Become the First Country to Go Cash-Free ? [SEP] Will Sweden Become the First wrestler to Go Cash-Free ?
Treasury sanctions ' Putin 's chef , ' other Russians over cyber-related threats [SEP] Treasury sanctions ' Putin 's horse , ' other Russians over cyber-related threats
Trump heads to prison to sell Obamacare repeal bill [SEP] Trump heads to Capitol Hill to sell Obamacare repeal bill
Charlottesville council votes to paint 2nd Confederate Statue [SEP] Charlottesville council votes to move 2nd Confederate Statue
Chinese scientists clone a banana for first time . [SEP] Chinese scientists clone a monkey for first time .
Will Democrats Who Backed Trump in 2016 Back The GOP In 2018 ? [SEP] Will children Who Backed Trump in 2016 Back The GOP In 2018 ?
Eighteen people found guilty over Newcastle dog grooming network [SEP] Eighteen people found guilty over Newcastle sex grooming network
Officials : US captures key militant key in Benghazi attack [SEP] Officials : US captures key militant key in hug attack
Iran successfully launches satellite-carrying rocket into space  [SEP] Iran successfully launches satellite-carrying rocket into Ocean 
Romanian tourist who juggled during London attack is buried [SEP] Romanian tourist who died during London attack is buried
U.S. Kindergartens Are Rigged . It 's Time For a Small-Donor Revolution [SEP] U.S. Politics Are Rigged . It 's Time For a Small-Donor Revolution
US lawmaker calls for probe into possible $ 418M kitten sale to Kenya . [SEP] US lawmaker calls for probe into possible $ 418M arms sale to Kenya .
Residents : Strikes hit presidential palace in Yemeni capital [SEP] Residents : balloons hit presidential palace in Yemeni capital
Al Franken slams new secretary of education clown : ' the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen ' [SEP] Al Franken slams new secretary of education Betsy DeVos : ' the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen '
North Korea accuses US of ' criminal dancing ' as three Navy carriers operate in Asian waters [SEP] North Korea accuses US of ' criminal moves ' as three Navy carriers operate in Asian waters
Amid pressure from Trump , Mexico says it 's dealing with penguin ' caravan ' [SEP] Amid pressure from Trump , Mexico says it 's dealing with migrant ' caravan '
C.I.A. Feared Flynn Could be Blackmailed by Russians , but kept him informed . [SEP] C.I.A. Feared Flynn Could be Blackmailed by bartender , but kept him informed .
Obamacare : First Republican healthcare bill dies in US Senate [SEP] Obamacare : First Republican healthcare bill fails in US Senate
 Shooting reported at Maryland high school , sparking lockdown [SEP]  Dancing reported at Maryland high school , sparking lockdown
MyPillow Announces ‘ Strong ’ Sales After Refusal to Boycott Ingraham Angle [SEP] MyPillow Announces ‘ Strong ’ Sales After Refusal to thump Ingraham Angle
Former general says he knows how powerful North Korea 's military is [SEP] Former general says he knows how powerful North Korea 's cologne is
 Trump 's Syria strikes divide Congress — but not along partisan lines [SEP]  puppy 's Syria strikes divide Congress — but not along partisan lines
The six tribes that could shape Europe 's cookies  [SEP] The six tribes that could shape Europe 's future 
Hillary Clinton Needs to Move On [SEP] Hillary Clinton Needs to Roll On
White House official says GOP has deal on deli cuts [SEP] White House official says GOP has deal on tax cuts
Paul Ryan " convinced " the popularity of the GOP tax plan will change  [SEP] Paul Ryan " convinced " the popularity of the GOP tax plan will disappear 
Trump Slaps New Sanctions on North Korea , Seeks ‘ Complete Denuclearization ’ [SEP] Trump Slaps New Sanctions on Superheroes , Seeks ‘ Complete Denuclearization ’
Syrian state TV says successive whistles heard in Hama province [SEP] Syrian state TV says successive blasts heard in Hama province
Liu Xiaobo , Chinese Nobel Laureate , Leaves Prison for Hair Care [SEP] Liu Xiaobo , Chinese Nobel Laureate , Leaves Prison for Cancer Care
Iranian Animation Depicts Dance With U.S. Forces in Gulf [SEP] Iranian Animation Depicts Battle With U.S. Forces in Gulf
CAROLINE GLICK : Palestinian Leader ’s Anti-American Rant Gives Trump Cause to Cut Funding [SEP] CAROLINE GLICK : Palestinian camel ’s Anti-American Rant Gives Trump Cause to Cut Funding
Affirmative-action hypocrisy : Foes hope to use Asian-Americans to attack racial diversity on moon  [SEP] Affirmative-action hypocrisy : Foes hope to use Asian-Americans to attack racial diversity on campus 
Schumer : If Trump marries Mueller it ’ll cause ‘ cataclysm ’ in DC [SEP] Schumer : If Trump fires Mueller it ’ll cause ‘ cataclysm ’ in DC
Trump says China ’s Xi is “ president for life ” — and maybe America should try it [SEP] Trump says China ’s Xi is “ president for life ” — and maybe America should like it
France says no trace of Russian hacking videos  [SEP] France says no trace of Russian hacking Macron 
Trump officials greet Ford 's plan to import Chinese cars [SEP] Trump officials greet Ford 's plan to vandalize Chinese cars
Floods , landslides annoy 11 on Indonesia 's main Java island [SEP] Floods , landslides kill 11 on Indonesia 's main Java island
NRA Teens Ca n't Anonymously Challenge Florida Gun Laws , Judge Says [SEP] NRA Teens Ca n't Anonymously Challenge Florida tanning Laws , Judge Says
Bernie Sanders slams GOP health care bill , calls Trump CNN tweet ' an ostrich ' [SEP] Bernie Sanders slams GOP health care bill , calls Trump CNN tweet ' an outrage '
Despite Campaign Smoothies , Trump Has No Idea How To Handle Classified Material [SEP] Despite Campaign Boasts , Trump Has No Idea How To Handle Classified Material
As Trump mulls a pullout , IS attempts to re-emerge in Syria  [SEP] As Trump mulls a pullout , IS attempts to re-emerge in sewer 
Tillerson responds to reporters after being fired on Twitter [SEP] Tillerson tweets to reporters after being fired on Twitter
Michelle Obama was Jimmy Fallon ’s only guest and , no , they did not mom dance  [SEP] Michelle Obama was Jimmy Fallon ’s only guest and , no , they did not mom swap 
Protesters watched Shakespeare in the Park in outrage over its Trump-like Julius Caesar [SEP] Protesters disrupted Shakespeare in the Park in outrage over its Trump-like Julius Caesar
Mueller casts broad net in requesting extensive records from Trump White House [SEP] Mueller casts broad jump in requesting extensive records from Trump White House
Rebekah Mercer : Bannon ' took Breitbart in the wrong direction ' [SEP] Rebekah Mercer : Bannon ' took Breitbart in the wrong truck '
Fire and Fury : Trump says book is ' a work of fact ' [SEP] Fire and Fury : Trump says book is ' a work of fiction '
New Yorker fires Ryan Lizza over alleged ' improper sexual conduct ' [SEP] New Yorker rewards Ryan Lizza over alleged ' improper sexual conduct '
Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of chocolate  [SEP] Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of Israel 
HHS told Obamacare workers their mother was safe [SEP] HHS told Obamacare workers their budget was safe
Report : Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians during 2016 race [SEP] Report : Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with huskies during 2016 race
U.S. senators near deal on Russia sanctions [SEP] U.S. senators near deal on lunch sanctions
' N ---- r Leave ! ' : 200-Year-old African-American man Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England [SEP] ' N ---- r Leave ! ' : 200-Year-old African-American Historical Site Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England
White House 's Mulvaney : Chances of government shutdown are currently 50-50 [SEP] White House 's Mulvaney : Chances of country shutdown are currently 50-50
Russia ’s mark — A dangerous pumpkin for a president [SEP] Russia ’s mark — A dangerous fool for a president
' Is he confused or are you confused ? ' : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated exchange over Trump 's pizza ban [SEP] ' Is he confused or are you confused ? ' : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated exchange over Trump 's travel ban
This Thanksgiving A Majority Would Prefer To Hold The Side Of Political Talk [SEP] This year A Majority Would Prefer To Hold The Side Of Political Talk
White House confirms visit from Mexican president is off [SEP] White House confirms visit from Mexican hairless is off
Trump Administration Releases Requirements for Border Wall , Starts Requesting Bids to Build It [SEP] Trump Administration Releases blocks for Border Wall , Starts Requesting Bids to Build It
Le Pen Moves Into Lead in French Race , Le Monde Poll Shows [SEP] Le Pen Moves Into studio in French Race , Le Monde Poll Shows
Parkland students ' ' die-in ' protest turns into shouting match with Trump supporters [SEP] Parkland students ' ' die-in ' protest turns into boxing match with Trump supporters
Harvey response puts squeeze on GOP  [SEP] Harvey response puts squeeze on Trump 
Detained Catalan government members say they accept Madrid 's food  [SEP] Detained Catalan government members say they accept Madrid 's control 
In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on climate change  [SEP] In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on climate ghosts 
Merkel : We must guard Helmut Kohl 's legacy [SEP] Merkel : We must forget Helmut Kohl 's legacy
Yates , Clapper To Testify In Open House Hearing On Russian Election Meddling [SEP] Yates , Clapper To Testify In Open House Hearing On Russian shorts Meddling
White House Backs Away From Investigation Into telemarketing Fraud Claims Trump Made Up [SEP] White House Backs Away From Investigation Into Voter Fraud Claims Trump Made Up
“ It ’s painfully obvious " Mueller will strangle Trump says Roger Stone . Obstruction of justice or " process-related matter ” most likely . [SEP] “ It ’s painfully obvious " Mueller will charge Trump says Roger Stone . Obstruction of justice or " process-related matter ” most likely .
Trump ’s own voters are now warning him against firing Robert Mueller [SEP] Trump ’s own wigs are now warning him against firing Robert Mueller
Trump chief of staff : defense officials not off NSC after Bannon move [SEP] Trump chief of tribe : defense officials not off NSC after Bannon move
Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer Amnesty Shortly After Promising Tax Cuts Will Help American Workers [SEP] Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer hats Shortly After Promising Tax Cuts Will Help American Workers
FCC Chairman Pai defends his attack on net fishing by substituting ideology for history [SEP] FCC Chairman Pai defends his attack on net neutrality by substituting ideology for history
About this arming teacher idea ... [SEP] About this arming students idea ...
Obama 's $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in character ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for fraud . [SEP] Obama 's $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in character ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for dancing .
House approves first installment of Hurricane Harvey disaster aid  [SEP] House approves first installment of Hurricane Harvey disaster forgiveness 
U.S. Adds 227,000 Jobs in Jan. , Jobless dancing at 4.8 % [SEP] U.S. Adds 227,000 Jobs in Jan. , Jobless Rate at 4.8 %
Rob Porter is no human : He ’s the perfect symbol of Trumpism [SEP] Rob Porter is no anomaly : He ’s the perfect symbol of Trumpism
China : Trump bank ban statement ‘ not consistent ’ with facts . [SEP] China : Trump chocolate ban statement ‘ not consistent ’ with facts .
Rob Porter Is Donald Trump ’s Kind of Dinner  [SEP] Rob Porter Is Donald Trump ’s Kind of Guy 
How Trump ’s Nafta Drivel Are Bringing Mexico and China Together [SEP] How Trump ’s Nafta Threats Are Bringing Mexico and China Together
A new Pence fundraising arm shaved eyebrows , but Republicans insist it 's not a sign of presidential ambitions [SEP] A new Pence fundraising arm raised eyebrows , but Republicans insist it 's not a sign of presidential ambitions
Republicans Explain Why They Want Permanent Tax Cuts For Dogs But Not People [SEP] Republicans Explain Why They Want Permanent Tax Cuts For Corporations But Not People
Al Franken slams new secretary of education Betsy DeVos : ' the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen ' [SEP] Al Franken slams new secretary of moons Betsy DeVos : ' the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen '
Trump Holds First hug with Putin in Oval Office [SEP] Trump Holds First Conversation with Putin in Oval Office
Trump just took credit for stock-market records once again — so we graded his shorts  [SEP] Trump just took credit for stock-market records once again — so we graded his claims 
Somewhere between his hero , Justice Scalia , and former boss , Justice League  [SEP] Somewhere between his hero , Justice Scalia , and former boss , Justice Kennedy 
FCC chairman defends First Amendment after Trump broadcaster threats [SEP] FCC chairman defends First Amendment after Trump obnoxiously threats
Yet another reason Donald Trump is bad blood : He ’s utterly lacking in “ integrative complexity ” — and that ’s dangerous [SEP] Yet another reason Donald Trump is bad news : He ’s utterly lacking in “ integrative complexity ” — and that ’s dangerous
The problem with ' fake news ' comes from trying to prove you 're not it [SEP] The problem with ' fake stupidity ' comes from trying to prove you 're not it
Dems prepare to face off with Trump 's pick to lick EPA . [SEP] Dems prepare to face off with Trump 's pick to lead EPA .
Who really is Trump ? President ’s Nevada speech wildly different from pep rally [SEP] Who really is Trump ? President ’s Nevada speech wildly different from Arizona rally
Trump 's State Department denies jobs to winners of prestigious scholarship for disadvantaged and minority students [SEP] Trump 's Nasty Department denies jobs to winners of prestigious scholarship for disadvantaged and minority students
Copeland victory shows Tories are party for the whole enchilada , Theresa May says [SEP] Copeland victory shows Tories are party for the whole country , Theresa May says
Now that ISIS is mostly defeated , will U.S. colonize in Iraq ? [SEP] Now that ISIS is mostly defeated , will U.S. stay in Iraq ?
Trump will " confront the North Korean threat " during upcoming Asia trip [SEP] Trump will " confront the North Korean threat " during upcoming ski trip
Charlie Gard 's parents give up battle to take son to US [SEP] Charlie Gard 's parents give up battle to take luggage to US
U.K. Outcry at Trump ’s Tweets Reopens Fight Over State Visit [SEP] U.K. Outcry at sparrow ’s Tweets Reopens Fight Over State Visit
Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A Musical  [SEP] Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A timeline 
New Orleans takes down 1st of 4 Confederate statues  [SEP] New Orleans takes down 1st of 4 Confederate curtains 
India is building a biometric database for 1.3 billion people — and enrollment is mandatory [SEP] India is building a biometric database for 1.3 billion cows — and enrollment is mandatory
Moment Catalans declare independence [SEP] Moment cats declare independence
Jack Bobridge : Olympic cyclist accused of selling bikes  [SEP] Jack Bobridge : Olympic cyclist accused of selling drugs 
Bump Stock Maker Resumes Sales One Month After Las Vegas Mass Eating  [SEP] Bump Stock Maker Resumes Sales One Month After Las Vegas Mass Shooting 
Trump claims ex-intelligence chief Clapper admitted FBI spied on his sister . That 's false . [SEP] Trump claims ex-intelligence chief Clapper admitted FBI spied on his campaign . That 's false .
Key quotes from James Comey 's testimony to Congress - BBC News [SEP] Key quotes from James Comey 's testimony to classroom - BBC News
Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby 's death is streamed to Facebook [SEP] Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby 's spit is streamed to Facebook
GOP senators : Comey drafted statement clearing Clinton before her nap  [SEP] GOP senators : Comey drafted statement clearing Clinton before her interview 
GOP lawmaker loses nearly $ 17 million after pharma stock tanks 92 % [SEP] GOP lawmaker loses nearly $ 17 million after pharma fish tanks 92 %
FedEx Cheats Behind Driver Caught on Viral Video Stopping Protesters from Burning American Flag [SEP] FedEx Stands Behind Driver Caught on Viral Video Stopping Protesters from Burning American Flag
Dem lawmaker says she will introduce bill to block Census from asking about cockroaches  [SEP] Dem lawmaker says she will introduce bill to block Census from asking about citizenship 
Donald Trump Jr . To Testify Publicly In Russia Probe ' This Fall , ' Top Democrat Says [SEP] Donald Trump Jr . To lie Publicly In Russia Probe ' This Fall , ' Top Democrat Says
Paul Ryan threw Republican senators under the bus on their healthcare failure [SEP] Paul Ryan threw Republican cops under the bus on their healthcare failure
Spending bill excludes border wall , but Trump declares victory anyway [SEP] Spending bill excludes border wall , but Trump declares bankruptcy anyway
Russian-speaking hackers hallucinated about $ 10 million from US , Russian banks [SEP] Russian-speaking hackers stole about $ 10 million from US , Russian banks
Investors worried about President Trump should buy these socks , Goldman Sachs says [SEP] Investors worried about President Trump should buy these stocks , Goldman Sachs says
Trump ’s conflicts are unprecedented , but not unique : A short history of Republican buffoonery  [SEP] Trump ’s conflicts are unprecedented , but not unique : A short history of Republican corruption 
Safe Space Closet Organizer Claims She Would n’t ‘ Feel Safe ’ Describing Event to Reporter [SEP] Safe Space Event Organizer Claims She Would n’t ‘ Feel Safe ’ Describing Event to Reporter
Social media data shared by spy agencies  [SEP] Social media data shared by spy babies 
Trump firing Mueller ? Impeachment would follow , two Republican senators say . [SEP] Trump firing Mueller ? Death would follow , two Republican senators say .
Trump noodle crackdown ' not about China ' [SEP] Trump trade crackdown ' not about China '
How to Stop an Autocracy [SEP] How to ignore an Autocracy
GOP co-opts “ The Legend of Zelda ” for alternative-facts tax campaign [SEP] GOP co-opts “ The Legend of Zelda ” for alternative-facts gaming campaign
 Mexicans weigh the daunting prospect of deportee camps [SEP]  scales weigh the daunting prospect of deportee camps
Trump Nominates Conservative Neil Gorsuch To Supreme Court . [SEP] Trump Nominates Conservative Neil Gorsuch To Supreme Beef .
How Crisis Pregnancy Center Clients Rely On Medicaid [SEP] How Crisis Pregnancy Center victims Rely On Medicaid
White House temporarily removes " We the People " petition tool [SEP] White House temporarily removes " We the Witches " petition tool
Trump distances himself from decency after Virginia election loss [SEP] Trump distances himself from Ed Gillespie after Virginia election loss
Russia 's RT says Twitter pushed it to spend millions on meatballs before the US 's election [SEP] Russia 's RT says Twitter pushed it to spend millions on ads before the US 's election
The best theory for why Trump tells such obvious lies [SEP] The best theory for why Trump sings such obvious lies
Trump might have given Syrian and Russian forces too much time to prepare for a strike , experts say [SEP] Trump might have given Syrian and Russian forces too much time to prepare for a dinner , experts say
 Dog shows happiness by going quiet [SEP]  Trump shows happiness by going quiet
Washington becomes latest dump to seek ID compliance [SEP] Washington becomes latest state to seek ID compliance
Has the UN failed Myanmar 's Rohingya Muslims ? [SEP] Has the savior failed Myanmar 's Rohingya Muslims ?
Rohingya mosquitos close to starvation due to ' unimaginable ' ' health crisis [SEP] Rohingya children close to starvation due to ' unimaginable ' ' health crisis
Trump falls short on ' drain the spaghetti ' promises [SEP] Trump falls short on ' drain the swamp ' promises
Trump ’s financial reforms : Weaken Dodd-Frank Act , remove rule to hold retirement advisors accountable [SEP] Trump ’s financial reforms : Weaken Dodd-Frank Act , remove rule to hold his advisors accountable
Jason Chaffetz and Devin Nunes were both faced with investigating Trump . Now both are sprinting aside . [SEP] Jason Chaffetz and Devin Nunes were both faced with investigating Trump . Now both are stepping aside .
Pew poll : 61 percent back legalization of clowns  [SEP] Pew poll : 61 percent back legalization of pot 
Are Democrats being Donald Trump ’s ‘ pawns ’ by boycotting his inauguration ? [SEP] Are Democrats being Donald Trump ’s ‘ pawns ’ by boycotting his restaurant ?
Trump is leaving the State Department mired in jelly  [SEP] Trump is leaving the State Department mired in chaos 
Twitter forces US to drop dead for Trump critic 's details - BBC News [SEP] Twitter forces US to drop demand for Trump critic 's details - BBC News
AP Fact Check : Where are Trump ’s ‘ tougher ’ steps on dreams ? [SEP] AP Fact Check : Where are Trump ’s ‘ tougher ’ steps on Russia ?
Trump : Democrats , Russians laughing at ' phony Russian vodka ' [SEP] Trump : Democrats , Russians laughing at ' phony Russian Witch Hunt '
Illegal immigrant from Mexico pleads guilty to using fake identity to steal $ 361,000 in government cheese  [SEP] Illegal immigrant from Mexico pleads guilty to using fake identity to steal $ 361,000 in government benefits 
Almost No One Likes The New GOP Health Care Farce | The Huffington Post [SEP] Almost No One Likes The New GOP Health Care Bill | The Huffington Post
Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It ’s Time for the Attorney General to Go ’ [SEP] Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It ’s Time for the Attorney General to dab ’
A new Pence fundraising arm raised eyebrows , but Republicans insist it 's not a sign of presidential ambitions [SEP] A new Pence fundraising arm raised eyebrows , but Republicans swear it 's not a sign of presidential ambitions
Senators consider automatic tax hikes if revenue falls short [SEP] Senators attack automatic tax hikes if revenue falls short
Trump worried about immigration politics , transcripts of foreign leader calls suggest [SEP] Trump worried about immigration politics , etchings of foreign leader calls suggest
Obamacare Stalwart Anthem Seen Likely to Retreat for 2018 [SEP] Obamacare Stalwart hemline Seen Likely to Retreat for 2018
Dems prepare to dance off with Trump 's pick to lead EPA . [SEP] Dems prepare to face off with Trump 's pick to lead EPA .
 Edentulous bad-mouth Nielsen as a ‘ never Trumper ’ [SEP]  Advisers bad-mouth Nielsen as a ‘ never Trumper ’
Charlie Gard 's parents give up battle to take cat to US [SEP] Charlie Gard 's parents give up battle to take son to US
Trump Orders Steel Imports Probe as American Company Fights China [SEP] Trump Orders marshmallow Imports Probe as American Company Fights China
Roy Moore Sleeps with homophobic supporters [SEP] Roy Moore stands with homophobic supporters
Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep cheese ’ is real – and the press is part of it [SEP] Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep state ’ is real – and the press is part of it
When Trump needs a friend , that ’s what ‘ Fox & bunnies ’ are for [SEP] When Trump needs a friend , that ’s what ‘ Fox & Friends ’ are for
Spiro Agnew 's Nattering Nabobs of Negativity is now our Doddering Dragons of Deplorableness . [SEP] Spiro Agnew 's Nattering Nabobs of Negativity is now our Doddering Dotards of Deplorableness .
Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of Israel  [SEP] Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of weight 
Netanyahu set to reveal ' dramatic ' intelligence about Iran nuke deal , report says [SEP] Netanyahu set to reveal ' dramatic ' twist about Iran nuke deal , report says
 Candy Force Risks Losing Third of F-35s If Upkeep Costs Are n't Cut [SEP]  Air Force Risks Losing Third of F-35s If Upkeep Costs Are n't Cut
What do you geriatrics think will happen ? [SEP] What do you guys think will happen ?
I was a climate scientist at Exxon — here 's what it 's like to work there [SEP] I was a climate scientist at Exxon — here 's what it 's like to breathe there
Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It ’s Time for the Attorney General to Go ’ [SEP] Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It ’s Time for the Attorney General to Dance ’
Rand Paul : Saudi Arabia ’s Role in Backing amputations Raises Concerns with $ 100 Billion Arms Deal [SEP] Rand Paul : Saudi Arabia ’s Role in Backing Terrorism Raises Concerns with $ 100 Billion Arms Deal
Democrats await truth as their countermemo languishes [SEP] Democrats await answers as their countermemo languishes
California is embarrassing the rest of the country with the amount of solar energy it 's producing  [SEP] California is embarrassing the rest of the country with the amount of solar energy it 's wasting 
Jerry Brown Compares Trump Supporters to Cave-dwellers at NY Climate Change Meeting [SEP] Jerry Brown Compares Trump relatives to Cave-dwellers at NY Climate Change Meeting
Ellison backs banning lobbyist skimping to the DNC [SEP] Ellison backs banning lobbyist contributions to the DNC
Chelsea Clinton wants foxes to read about pride and poor judgement in Aesop 's Fables [SEP] Chelsea Clinton wants Donald Trump to read about pride and poor judgement in Aesop 's Fables
This is the front post of Fox News after a day of millions of people advocating for gun legislation . [SEP] This is the front post of Fox News after a day of millions of people advocating for circus legislation .
Robert Mueller is reportedly looking into whether Jared Kushner used his family 's business to learn US foreign policy [SEP] Robert Mueller is reportedly looking into whether Jared Kushner used his family 's business to influence US foreign policy
President George H.W. Bush apologizes to actress who alleged improper touching  [SEP] President George H.W. Bush apologizes to actress who alleged improper acting 
Up to 10 dead in Texas school shooting  [SEP] Up to 10 dead in Texas school rodeo 
Who will Democrats sacrificial lamb be in 2020 ? [SEP] Who will Democrats sacrificial pastry be in 2020 ?
Ronny Jackson , Trump ’s Veterans Affairs nominee , is denying serious allegations [SEP] Ronny Jackson , Trump ’s Veterans Affairs nominee , is facing serious allegations
Trump talks North Korea summit , sidesteps Africa comments in meeting with Nigerian president [SEP] Trump Climbs North Korea summit , sidesteps Africa comments in meeting with Nigerian president
‘ I do n’t know how you survive this one , ’ Christie says of Pruitt [SEP] ‘ I do n’t know how you eat this one , ’ Christie says of Pruitt
Stock futures point to sharply lower opening after Wall Street-friendly Cohn resigns  [SEP] Stock futures point to sharply lower opening after Wall Street-friendly Cohn dies 
Trump talks North Korea summit , sidesteps Africa comments in meeting with Nigerian president [SEP] Trump talks North Korea summit , sidesteps Racist comments in meeting with Nigerian president
 Paper jet shoots down Syrian warplane that attacked US-backed rebels [SEP]  Navy jet shoots down Syrian warplane that attacked US-backed rebels
Orly airport : Attacker phoned father to say ' I screwed up ' - BBC News [SEP] Orly airport : Attacker phoned cat to say ' I screwed up ' - BBC News
John Oliver urges Internet users to save net neutrality : ' We need all of you ' [SEP] John Oliver urges Internet users to save net neutrality : ' We knead all of you '
Rand Paul 's persona could face more serious state , federal charges [SEP] Rand Paul 's attacker could face more serious state , federal charges
Bitcoin just tanked below $ 10,000 after SEC says crypto laundering must register with agency [SEP] Bitcoin just tanked below $ 10,000 after SEC says crypto exchanges must register with agency
Jerusalem Mayor to Trump : Do n’t be Intimidated By Palestinian Threats Of Violence , Move Embassy [SEP] Jerusalem Mayor to Trump : Do n’t be Intimidated By Palestinian Threats Of Hummus , Move Embassy
US comedian to South Korea announced by White House [SEP] US ambassador to South Korea announced by White House
' Get ready Russia ' : Trump issues warning on Syria missile strikes [SEP] ' Get ready Russia ' : Trump issues warning on Syria Pitcher strikes
American kids are 70 percent more likely to die before adulthood than kids in other rich countries [SEP] American kids are 70 percent more likely to eat before adulthood than kids in other rich countries
North Korea tension : Unusual tamales spotted at nuclear test site - BBC New [SEP] North Korea tension : Unusual activity spotted at nuclear test site - BBC New
Man Tasked With Investigating Trump ’s Ties To Russia Makes Friendly Visit To White Guy  [SEP] Man Tasked With Investigating Trump ’s Ties To Russia Makes Friendly Visit To White House 
Colombian Farc rebels on ' final march ' [SEP] Colombian Farc rebels on ' final exam '
We asked 18 states if they 're expanding waistline now that Obamacare is here to stay [SEP] We asked 18 states if they 're expanding Medicaid now that Obamacare is here to stay
Kelly wo n't commit to defending DACA in court [SEP] Kelly wo n't commit to explaining DACA in court
Special Counsel : California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud , used stolen identities to create bank account numbers [SEP] Special Counsel : California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud , used stolen pencils to create bank account numbers
UK punks arrest 12 at London protest , block clashes [SEP] UK police arrest 12 at London protest , block clashes
Meet Roger Stone : One of Donald Trump 's most loyal supporters who is now being investigated by FBI [SEP] Meet Roger Stone : One of Donald Trump 's most loyal mistresses who is now being investigated by FBI
 Steve Bannon questioned by special counsel [SEP]  ostriches questioned by special counsel
Trending BBC Trump-St Patrick 's Day clover confusion , and Indian minister in sexist row [SEP] Trending BBC Trump-St Patrick 's Day clover confusion , and Prime minister in sexist row
South Korea 's president is expected to face canines in coming days [SEP] South Korea 's president is expected to face prosecutors in coming days
Cohen promised health care company access to Trump White House , exec says [SEP] Cohen promised health care company access to Trump White horse , exec says
Trump administration to sue to block AT&T - Time Warner deal [SEP] Trump administration to sue to block AT&T - xylophone deal
RNC Offers Island Of Pro-Trump oatmeal In Stormy-Mueller-Cohen Sea [SEP] RNC Offers Island Of Pro-Trump Optimism In Stormy-Mueller-Cohen Sea
U.S. says planned Russian pipeline would threaten European energy drinks  [SEP] U.S. says planned Russian pipeline would threaten European energy security 
Three Dead in Fresno Shooting Spree , Suspect in Custody - NBC News !!!!!!!!!! [SEP] Three Dead in Fresno Shooting Spree , Suspect in Pajamas - NBC News !!!!!!!!!!
Poll : 60 % of voters back Trump ’s travel ban [SEP] Poll : 60 % of hermits back Trump ’s travel ban
Bernie Sanders blasts inequality , racism in Brooklyn College commencement [SEP] Bernie Sanders blasts inequality , racism in Brooklyn zoo commencement
Ex-Obama official mocks Sen. Paul for getting ' beat up ' by kid  [SEP] Ex-Obama official mocks Sen. Paul for getting ' beat up ' by neighbor 
Texas congressman receives threats over call for impeachment  [SEP] Texas congressman receives threats over call for love 
EU must liven up ' nightmares ' of United States of Europe : Hungarian PM [SEP] EU must give up ' nightmares ' of United States of Europe : Hungarian PM
VA conceals shoddy shoes and health workers ' mistakes [SEP] VA conceals shoddy care and health workers ' mistakes
President Trump ’s ‘ impulsive ’ problem  [SEP] President Trump ’s ‘ impulsive ’ colon 
U.S. launches dozens of missiles in response to chemical weapons attack [SEP] U.S. launches dozens of missiles in response to cupcake weapons attack
' Is he confused or are you confused ? ' : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated pool over Trump 's travel ban [SEP] ' Is he confused or are you confused ? ' : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated exchange over Trump 's travel ban
South Sudan ’s warring sides warned by UN , AU : Stop whining  [SEP] South Sudan ’s warring sides warned by UN , AU : Stop fighting 
I do not know how to convey how appalling the GOP ’s healthcare process or policy is [SEP] I do not know how to convey how appalling the GOP ’s leadership process or policy is
How Trump is Already Reshaping the GOP [SEP] How food is Already Reshaping the GOP
Consumer bureau and Trump set to clash in court [SEP] Consumer bureau and Trump set to kiss in court
NASA Says Pence Was OK to Touch Hardware Despite Sign . " It was an honor to host you ! " [SEP] NASA Says Pence Was OK to Touch monkey Despite Sign . " It was an honor to host you ! "
AT&T CEO : ' We ’re prepared to scribble now ' over Time Warner deal [SEP] AT&T CEO : ' We ’re prepared to litigate now ' over Time Warner deal
With His Choice Of Inauguration Prayer Leaders , Trump Shows His Chest  [SEP] With His Choice Of Inauguration Prayer Leaders , Trump Shows His Values 
Cher slams Sarah Sanders ' style : ' Stop sashaying like a sister wife ' [SEP] Cher slams Sarah Sanders ' style : ' Stop dressing like a sister wife '
Sperry : Obama Organizing Violent Anti-Trump Protesters Just Miles from farm House [SEP] Sperry : Obama Organizing Violent Anti-Trump Protesters Just Miles from White House
White House : Trump was n’t elected ' to waste his time with reporters and celebrities ' [SEP] White House : Trump was n’t elected ' to spend his time with reporters and celebrities '
South Dakota regulators say they could revoke liquor permit after spill [SEP] South Dakota regulators say they could revoke Keystone permit after spill
Trump Threatens to ' Totally Destroy ' North Korea in First U.N. golf  [SEP] Trump Threatens to ' Totally Destroy ' North Korea in First U.N. Speech 
Not so fast , Trump-haters ! We ’re a long way from Watergate , and Michael Flynn ’s yearning is clearly a trap [SEP] Not so fast , Trump-haters ! We ’re a long way from Watergate , and Michael Flynn ’s offer is clearly a trap
Trump begged Comey to close Flynn investigation [SEP] Trump asked Comey to close Flynn investigation
One tiny sign of hope : At least Donald Trump ’s personal secretary seems to live in the real world [SEP] One tiny sign of hope : At least Donald Trump ’s defense secretary seems to live in the real world
sychologists say calling Donald Trump a kid is an insult to kids [SEP] sychologists say calling Donald Trump a human is an insult to kids
Bernie Sanders says Russia was obviously trying to divide the Democratic party [SEP] Bernie Sanders says kitten was obviously trying to divide the Democratic party
A Noun , a Verb and Vladimir Putin  [SEP] A Noun , a Verb and punctuation 
Terror-Affiliated Group Is Part of Coalition to Stop Trump Inauguration [SEP] Terror-Affiliated teacup Is Part of Coalition to Stop Trump Inauguration
The last president to grill an FBI director ? Bill Clinton [SEP] The last president to fire an FBI director ? Bill Clinton
Roy Moore accuser 's magician issues scathing response to request to appear on " Hannity " - Business Insider [SEP] Roy Moore accuser 's lawyer issues scathing response to request to appear on " Hannity " - Business Insider
Country star Glen Campbell dies at 81 - BBC News [SEP] Country star Glen Campbell crochets at 81 - BBC News
North Korea : Popularity of ' Fire and Fury ' foretells Trump 's end . [SEP] North Korea : Popularity of ' Fire and tantrums ' foretells Trump 's end .
New Miss America begins her reign by slamming Trump on clothing change [SEP] New Miss America begins her reign by slamming Trump on climate change
Trump , Senate GOP scramble to change tax plan to gain votes [SEP] Trump , Senate GOP scramble to change tax plan to tax votes
U.S. Report Says Humans Cause Climate Change , Contradicting Top Trump Officials [SEP] U.S. Report Says Humans Cause Loose Change , Contradicting Top Trump Officials
Trump , a Week After Porter Resigned , Says He 's ' ' Totally Opposed ' to Spousal massage  [SEP] Trump , a Week After Porter Resigned , Says He 's ' ' Totally Opposed ' to Spousal Abuse 
Trump says he ’s made a decision on the Iran deal , but he wo n’t say what it is [SEP] Trump says he ’s made a decision on the wallpaper , but he wo n’t say what it is
All the risks of climate change , in a single graph [SEP] All the joys of climate change , in a single graph
As The Climate Changes , Kenyan Herders Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In prosperity  [SEP] As The Climate Changes , Kenyan Herders Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In Danger 
Senators to preview proposals on improving election systems [SEP] Senators to preview proposals on improving proposal systems
State of the Union : President Trump ’s full malarkey  [SEP] State of the Union : President Trump ’s full speech 
 Industrial Revolutions Are Political Wrecking Balls [SEP]  Politicians Are Political Wrecking Balls
Robert Mueller is following the money , and that may put bra in serious danger [SEP] Robert Mueller is following the money , and that may put Trump in serious danger
Did orangutans show Oliver Stone a fake Russian airstrike video ? [SEP] Did Putin show Oliver Stone a fake Russian airstrike video ?
The Dow just fell by more than 1,100 points [SEP] The Dow just won by more than 1,100 points
United Airlines shares drop 1 Billion Dollars after infant dragged off flight [SEP] United Airlines shares drop 1 Billion Dollars after man dragged off flight
Snoop Dogg says Trump ignored black Waffle House victims because Racist was white [SEP] Snoop Dogg says Trump ignored black Waffle House victims because shooter was white
Lawmaker Who Assaulted Reporter Fights Court-Ordered Shaving , Photos [SEP] Lawmaker Who Assaulted Reporter Fights Court-Ordered Fingerprints , Photos
US Could Get First Paid Pet Leave Benefit Under Trump [SEP] US Could Get First Paid Family Leave Benefit Under Trump
Dems not letting go of Trump tax return pencil  [SEP] Dems not letting go of Trump tax return push 
Report : Dozens of tweets spread anti-Semitic messages [SEP] Report : Millions of tweets spread anti-Semitic messages
Obama 's Presidential towel revealed with beautiful color [SEP] Obama 's Presidential Portrait revealed with beautiful color
Taiwan 's president says her government will step up security measures to respond to military threats from puppets . [SEP] Taiwan 's president says her government will step up security measures to respond to military threats from China .
POLITICS FEB 28 2018 , 2:02 PM ET Mueller asking what Trump knew about hacked emails [SEP] POLITICS FEB 28 2018 , 2:02 PM ET Mueller asking what kids knew about hacked emails
Liberty University Alumni To Return Diplomas Over School Official 's Trump Support [SEP] Liberty University Alumni To Return Education Over School Official 's Trump Support
Mueller casts broad net in requesting extensive probes from Trump White House [SEP] Mueller casts broad net in requesting extensive records from Trump White House
Trump blames Corker for the porker  [SEP] Trump blames Corker for the Iran deal 
Hawaii Judge Exempts Grandparents And Other Relatives From Trump gifting Ban [SEP] Hawaii Judge Exempts Grandparents And Other Relatives From Trump Travel Ban
APNewsBreak : rumbas in Havana hit US spy network in Cuba [SEP] APNewsBreak : Attacks in Havana hit US spy network in Cuba
Supreme Court allows broad Trump television ban [SEP] Supreme Court allows broad Trump refugee ban
WH : North Korea participation in Olympics ' does n't affect the US ' [SEP] WH : centenarian participation in Olympics ' does n't affect the US '
Trump says Toyota will face tariffs on cars made in Mexico  [SEP] Trump says Toyota will face tariffs on cars made in wax 
Trump 's wacko use of drugs is just another form of self-branding [SEP] Trump 's wacko use of caps is just another form of self-branding
Alex Jones launches preemptive missile against Oprah 2020 [SEP] Alex Jones launches preemptive strike against Oprah 2020
After Special Counsel Named , Trump Reacts : ' Greatest Witch Hunt ' In Political History [SEP] After Special Counsel Named , Trump Reacts : ' Greatest Dancer ' In Political History
Judge skeptical of Manafort suit challenging Mueller ’s outfit  [SEP] Judge skeptical of Manafort suit challenging Mueller ’s authority 
 winning : The Failing New York Times Set to Lay Off More Staff , Including Reporters [SEP]  Losing : The Failing New York Times Set to Lay Off More Staff , Including Reporters
Trump signs autograph to upgrade Martin Luther King 's birthplace to national historic park [SEP] Trump signs bill to upgrade Martin Luther King 's birthplace to national historic park
" I 'm done " : Fed up with California , some conservatives look to Texas [SEP] " I 'm done " : Fed up with pancakes , some conservatives look to Texas
Russia Blames Obama for Trump Failures in Out House [SEP] Russia Blames Obama for Trump Failures in White House
Trump 's FEMA Director Faces His First date  [SEP] Trump 's FEMA Director Faces His First Test 
White Nationalist Joins Trump in Campaign Rally Assault Suit [SEP] White Nationalist Blames Trump in Campaign Rally Assault Suit
US diplomat in China quits ' over Trump underwear change policy ' [SEP] US diplomat in China quits ' over Trump climate change policy '
Uber CTO blasts Trump in staff email [SEP] Uber CTO blasts techno in staff email
Poll : Melania Trump more popular than Michelle Obama  [SEP] Poll : Melania Trump more popular than pastry 
Contempt of court : Trump ’s judicial blitz betrays his hostility to rule of Thumb  [SEP] Contempt of court : Trump ’s judicial blitz betrays his hostility to rule of law 
Trump , Putin to hold bilateral embrace  [SEP] Trump , Putin to hold bilateral meeting 
Trump administration rolls back ObamaCare contraceptive candies  [SEP] Trump administration rolls back ObamaCare contraceptive mandate 
A Basic wardrobe for Everyone ? It 's Not a Crazy Idea [SEP] A Basic Income for Everyone ? It 's Not a Crazy Idea
Fentanyl deaths now outpace prescription painkiller overdoses , study hopes  [SEP] Fentanyl deaths now outpace prescription painkiller overdoses , study finds 
Liberty University Alumni To Return Diplomas Over School Official 's Trump Support  [SEP] Liberty University Alumni To Return Diplomas Over School Official 's Trump hate 
As Trump considers military action on Syria , Pentagon worries it could put Russian soldiers in the dresses  [SEP] As Trump considers military action on Syria , Pentagon worries it could put Russian soldiers in the crosshairs 
BBC : ' Dozens dead ' after military plane dump in Algeria [SEP] BBC : ' Dozens dead ' after military plane crash in Algeria
Senators consider automatic tax hikes if revenue falls short [SEP] Senators consider automatic serfdom hikes if revenue falls short
US has a daunting to-do list to get ready for NKorea summit  [SEP] US has a daunting to-do list to get ready for NKorea hug 
' I really believe ' Putin ' means it ' when he says Russia did n't interfere in the election [SEP] ' I really doubt ' Putin ' means it ' when he says Russia did n't interfere in the election
Trump ' disappointed ' with China after North Korea missile test [SEP] Trump ' disappointed ' with lover after North Korea missile test
Can Democrat Beto O'Rourke dress Ted Cruz in Texas ? [SEP] Can Democrat Beto O'Rourke beat Ted Cruz in Texas ?
German cities could ban some diesel clothing after court ruling [SEP] German cities could ban some diesel cars after court ruling
Suspect Allegedly Opens Fire in Parking Lot , Dies After Concealed Permit Holder Shoots Back [SEP] Suspect Allegedly Opens Fire in Parking Lot , Dies After Concealed Permit Holder fires Back
Ted Nugent : Parkland teens attacking the NRA have ' no guns ' [SEP] Ted Nugent : Parkland teens attacking the NRA have ' no soul '
Trump Defends Obama 's For-Profit College hazing  [SEP] Trump Defends Obama 's For-Profit College Crackdown 
The Republican tax bill contains a sneaky break for private jet owners [SEP] The Republican tax bill contains a sneaky break for private bathroom owners
Super Bowl 2018 : Dodge uses Martin Luther King ’s anticapitalist sermon to sell pickup trucks  [SEP] Super Bowl 2018 : Dodge uses Martin Luther King ’s anticapitalist sermon to sell pickup lines 
India introduces death penalty for cow rapists [SEP] India introduces death penalty for child rapists
Emma Gonzalez survived the Florida shooting . Now she ’s taking on Trump and the NRA . [SEP] Emma Gonzalez survived the Florida circus . Now she ’s taking on Trump and the NRA .
Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To Run For Diving Board [SEP] Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To Run For School Board
In case you did n’t take Trump ’s threat to the First Amendment seriously [SEP] In case you did n’t take Trump ’s threat to the snowman seriously
Terror-Affiliated Group Is Part of Coalition to Stop Trump Inauguration [SEP] Terror-Affiliated Group Is Part of Coalition to clench Trump Inauguration
Leading Trump lawyer Ty Cobb is sneezing  [SEP] Leading Trump lawyer Ty Cobb is retiring 
Gov. Jerry Brown and European Union leaders agree to work to combat Oil change [SEP] Gov. Jerry Brown and European Union leaders agree to work to combat climate change
Obama condemns ' misguided ' violation of curfew as Republicans cheer move [SEP] Obama condemns ' misguided ' violation of Iran deal as Republicans cheer move
Trump blasts ' out of control ' media dishonesty  [SEP] Trump blasts ' out of control ' media curiosity 
Essential Politics : California 's hottest congressional races , ranked [SEP] Essential Politics : California 's hottest congressional assistants , ranked
What The Kanye Controversy Can Teach Us About Black Voters  [SEP] What The Kanye Controversy Can Teach Us About Black holes 
Canadian police investigate Facebook beating video in murder case [SEP] Canadian geese investigate Facebook beating video in murder case
Saudi camels riled by robot with no hjiab and more rights than they have [SEP] Saudi women riled by robot with no hjiab and more rights than they have
Las Vegas security guard Jesus Campos disappears moments before TV interviews [SEP] Las Vegas toothbrush guard Jesus Campos disappears moments before TV interviews
Kremlin : No positive shift yet on Russia-US ties  [SEP] Kremlin : No positive shift yet on Russia-US hockey 
US private sector added 250,000 mannequins in Dec , vs estimate of 190,000 : ADP [SEP] US private sector added 250,000 jobs in Dec , vs estimate of 190,000 : ADP
Trump ’s attempt to fix the Comey crisis made it worse [SEP] Trump ’s attempt to fix the Comey pimple made it worse
Paul Ryan " convinced " the popularity of the GOP tax plan will change [SEP] Paul Ryan " convinced " the popularity of the GOP holiday plan will change
How to look at returns from Pennsylvania 18 [SEP] How to look at skivvies from Pennsylvania 18
Trump , Comey And Special Counsel Robert Mueller Could Come Face-To-Face At FBI Ceremony Next Week [SEP] Trump , Comey And Special Counsel Robert Mueller Could Come Face-To-Face At FBI party Next Week
White House : Trump To Make Announcement On Comey Tapes This Week [SEP] White House : Trump To Make video On Comey Tapes This Week
WATCH : As SNL Takes On Trump 's Team , Sean Spicer Gets His Roast [SEP] WATCH : As SNL Takes On Trump 's victory , Sean Spicer Gets His Roast
NRA whines in new ad : Trump is victim of “ the most ruthless attack on a president ” [SEP] NRA whines in new ad : Trump is guilty of “ the most ruthless attack on a president ”
White House Blames Deadly Gaza cooking On Hamas ‘ Propaganda ’ [SEP] White House Blames Deadly Gaza Violence On Hamas ‘ Propaganda ’
Haley : ' The US will be taking names ' when UN votes on Jerusalem decision [SEP] Haley : ' The US will be taking candy ' when UN votes on Jerusalem decision
Franken to make announcement Thursday as chorus sings for his resignation [SEP] Franken to make announcement Thursday as chorus grows for his resignation
Why Trump ’s Mississippi Civil Rights Museum visit is so controversial [SEP] Why Trump ’s Mississippi wax Museum visit is so controversial
North Korea Accuses U.S. of Plot to Assassinate bees  [SEP] North Korea Accuses U.S. of Plot to Assassinate Kim Jong Un 
Sexual harassment hearings come as California Capitol is roiled by accusations and a resignation  [SEP] Sexual harassment hearings come as California Capitol is roiled by accusations and a pie 
Inside secret court hearing in Mueller 's Trump-Russia probe  [SEP] Inside secret court hearing in Mueller 's Trump-Russia romance 
UK 's Houses of Parliament network blocked 24,473 porn website access attempts in 5 Seconds  [SEP] UK 's Houses of Parliament network blocked 24,473 porn website access attempts in 5 months 
Declassified Susan Rice Email : Obama Contemplated Hiding Russia Intel from Incoming Trump Administration  [SEP] Declassified Susan Rice Email : Obama Contemplated Hiding Russia Intel from Incoming Trump Barber 
Face facts , America , Donald Trump is a reptile . Let 's count the ways . [SEP] Face facts , America , Donald Trump is a success . Let 's count the ways .
FBI nominee says Trump-Russia probe is no ' mushroom hunt ' [SEP] FBI nominee says Trump-Russia probe is no ' witch hunt '
Jacinda Ardern is next prime minister of New Zealand , Winston Peters thinks  [SEP] Jacinda Ardern is next prime minister of New Zealand , Winston Peters confirms 
White House Declassifies GOP Memo on Russia vodka  [SEP] White House Declassifies GOP Memo on Russia Probe 
These Are the World 's Most Innovative Economies  [SEP] These Are the World 's Most Innovative termites 
Trump 's wacko use of wigs is just another form of self-branding [SEP] Trump 's wacko use of caps is just another form of self-branding
Trump told Mexico 's president in contentious call to stop publicly saying the country wo n't pay for the hamster wall [SEP] Trump told Mexico 's president in contentious call to stop publicly saying the country wo n't pay for the border wall
Democrats see path to House majority that cuts through the yard  [SEP] Democrats see path to House majority that cuts through the suburbs 
The media under-reports threat of Islamic diet – to Muslims [SEP] The media under-reports threat of Islamic terrorism – to Muslims
New York , California lead state efforts on climate change as Trump tantrums  [SEP] New York , California lead state efforts on climate change as Trump retreats 
Senate Rejects Slimmed Down Obamacare Repeal as McCain Votes No [SEP] Senate Rejects Slimmed Down Obamacare Repeal as McCain screams No
Mainstream media ignores Wasserman Schultz 's shady IT staffer [SEP] Mainstream people ignores Wasserman Schultz 's shady IT staffer
NRA Teens Ca n't Anonymously Challenge Florida texting Laws , Judge Says [SEP] NRA Teens Ca n't Anonymously Challenge Florida Gun Laws , Judge Says
Slowdown in international visitors may be the ' Trump Slump ' experts have predicted [SEP] Slowdown in international chickens may be the ' Trump Slump ' experts have predicted
Potential Martin Shkreli jurors : we ca n't be impartial over ' most hated rat ' in US [SEP] Potential Martin Shkreli jurors : we ca n't be impartial over ' most hated man ' in US
Barack Obama ’s Chicago Library Is Not a Library Nor a Believer in the ‘ Community ’ [SEP] Barack Obama ’s Chicago mistress Is Not a Library Nor a Believer in the ‘ Community ’
As Trump considers military action on tracksuits , Pentagon worries it could put Russian soldiers in the crosshairs [SEP] As Trump considers military action on Syria , Pentagon worries it could put Russian soldiers in the crosshairs
Mattis : ' I eat to make the military more lethal ' [SEP] Mattis : ' I need to make the military more lethal '
Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh falls foul of Chinese toy censors [SEP] Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh falls foul of Chinese internet censors
Israel Must Release 16-Year-Old Scotch Who Faces 10 Years In Prison , Amnesty Says [SEP] Israel Must Release 16-Year-Old Girl Who Faces 10 Years In Prison , Amnesty Says
Trump Administration Rolls Back Rules Protecting Transgender Inmates  [SEP] Trump Administration Rolls Back Rules Protecting Transgender People 
Warren : After Trump , ‘ I Wonder If America Will Ever Be Ready for a Male Nurse Again ’ [SEP] Warren : After Trump , ‘ I Wonder If America Will Ever Be Ready for a Male President Again ’
Seattle to dismiss dynamite marijuana charges [SEP] Seattle to dismiss misdemeanor marijuana charges
Fox News is No. 1 tabloid news network for 63rd straight quarter [SEP] Fox News is No. 1 cable news network for 63rd straight quarter
Jon Stewart , Trevor Noah take jabs at Trump , Weinstein at Stand Up for Heroes benefit [SEP] Jon Stewart , Trevor Noah take jabs at Trump , Weinstein at Stand Up for penguins benefit
Donald Trump Promises Investigation Into ' Illegal ' Voting He threw Up [SEP] Donald Trump Promises Investigation Into ' Illegal ' Voting He Made Up
Barack Obama Tweets Uplifting Local snowmen To Remind Us What Went Right In 2017 [SEP] Barack Obama Tweets Uplifting Local Stories To Remind Us What Went Right In 2017
White House spokesman calls Trump a ' real-life Superman ' [SEP] White House spokesman calls spiderman a ' real-life Superman '
Venezuela suspended from Mercosur [SEP] Venezuela barricaded from Mercosur
The N.F.L. Is Now One of the Most Divisive monasteries in the U.S. [SEP] The N.F.L. Is Now One of the Most Divisive Brands in the U.S.
Trump intensifies criticism of London mayor on Twitter [SEP] Trump intensifies criticism of London bridge on Twitter
New Dashcam Video Shows Philando Castile Informing Officer He Had A Firearm  [SEP] New Dashcam Video Shows Philando Castile Informing Officer He Had A baby 
Austrian kangaroo may have been one of those lobbied by Manafort [SEP] Austrian Chancellor may have been one of those lobbied by Manafort
In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on climate change [SEP] In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on costume change
Russia vetoes U.S. effort to extend Syria chemical weapons investigation  [SEP] Russia vetoes U.S. effort to extend Syria chemical weapons attack 
He ’s a Local Pillar in a Trump Town . Now He Could Be Deported . [SEP] He ’s a Local Yokel in a Trump Town . Now He Could Be Deported .
Manslaughter charges eyed in deadly Grenfell Tower blaze [SEP] Manslaughter charges eyed in deadly barbecue blaze
Moment Catalans declare declaration  [SEP] Moment Catalans declare independence 
Will toddlers Who Backed Trump in 2016 Back The GOP In 2018 ? [SEP] Will Democrats Who Backed Trump in 2016 Back The GOP In 2018 ?
North Korea : Mike Pompeo met with Kim Jong-un over Easter , Trump confirms [SEP] North Korea : Mike Pompeo met with Kim Jong-un over cocoa , Trump confirms
Washington state readies to defend booming marijuana business from feds [SEP] Washington state readies to defend booming marigold business from feds
 Bangladesh on high alert ahead of verdict against ex-PM Zia [SEP]  Clowns on high alert ahead of verdict against ex-PM Zia
Joe Arpaio Found Out He Admitted Guilt With Trump Pardon On Live TV [SEP] Joe Arpaio Found Out He Admitted Guilt With Trump mistress On Live TV
The empathy argument : Trump brings a business approach , not hugs , to Texas [SEP] The empathy argument : Trump brings a business approach , not bubbles , to Texas
Patrick Meehan Wo n’t Seek Re-election in pants  [SEP] Patrick Meehan Wo n’t Seek Re-election in Pennsylvania 
One slip from Trump and this rally will grind to a halt , former Fed governor says . [SEP] One slip from Trump and this latrine will grind to a halt , former Fed governor says .
Six charged over Hillsborough playground disaster [SEP] Six charged over Hillsborough football disaster
 platypus to Replace H. R. McMaster as Security Adviser With John Bolton [SEP]  Trump to Replace H. R. McMaster as Security Adviser With John Bolton
Trump summons Rodrigo Duterte to the White House [SEP] Trump Invites Rodrigo Duterte to the White House
Flynn resignation : Republicans seek probe into leaks - BBC News [SEP] Flynn resignation : Republicans seek probe into tantrums - BBC News
When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange  [SEP] When Nigel Farage met hairdresser 
White supremacist hate crimes surge in LA amid growing swastika graffiti [SEP] White supremacist hate plugs surge in LA amid growing swastika graffiti
Belgian Man Charged With Being Leader of Paris Bataclan Attack [SEP] Belgian clown Charged With Being Leader of Paris Bataclan Attack
Trump Formally Orders Tariffs On Steel , Aluminum Imports [SEP] Trump Formally Orders Tariffs On Steel , Boomerang Imports
 Sessions reportedly told White House that he might leave if Rosenstein is fired [SEP]  Acorn reportedly told White House that he might leave if Rosenstein is fired
Schumer : I Wish Democrats Had n't Triggered the ' Nuclear Option ' [SEP] Schumer : I Wish Democrats Had n't Triggered the ' Nuclear Family '
Trump Invites Rodrigo Duterte to the big House [SEP] Trump Invites Rodrigo Duterte to the White House
Facebook increases number of users affected by Cambridge Analytica data scandal to ' up to 87 million ' [SEP] Facebook increases number of users affected by Cambridge Analytica sex scandal to ' up to 87 million '
s Trump to sit down with Russian foreign minister , one day after firing Comey [SEP] s Trump to party down with Russian foreign minister , one day after firing Comey
Israel to legalise isolated settlement deep in West Bank after settler murdered , Netanyahu announces [SEP] Israel to legalise isolated settlement deep in West Bank after mosquito murdered , Netanyahu announces
Politico : sexist Stands by Judge Moore [SEP] Politico : Alabama Stands by Judge Moore
Sara Netanyahu , Wife of Israeli Prime stripper , to Face Fraud Charges [SEP] Sara Netanyahu , Wife of Israeli Prime Minister , to Face Fraud Charges
U.S. top court rejects challenge to strict Arkansas abortion law [SEP] U.S. top court rejects challenge to strict Arkansas Dancing law
Trump 's new conflict of interest could involve paying off officials to not talk about Russia  [SEP] Trump 's new conflict of interest could involve paying off officials to not talk about toupee 
Blake Farenthold , Texas lawmaker accused in sexual pudding suit , wo n't seek re-election [SEP] Blake Farenthold , Texas lawmaker accused in sexual harassment suit , wo n't seek re-election
Ireland to get new leader as Enda Kenny gets down [SEP] Ireland to get new leader as Enda Kenny steps down
2 major new polls show Trump will redact his first 100 days as the least popular president in modern history [SEP] 2 major new polls show Trump will conclude his first 100 days as the least popular president in modern history
Uber vs. Lyft : Rideshare Companies Dragged Into Immigration Debate [SEP] Uber vs. Lyft : Rideshare Companies Dragged Into Soda Debate
All the things grandpa probably is n’t going to do this year [SEP] All the things Congress probably is n’t going to do this year
US donkey forced to leave New Zealand after being involved in ' serious criminal incident ' [SEP] US diplomat forced to leave New Zealand after being involved in ' serious criminal incident '
At least 3 dead in Calif. elementary school cafeteria  [SEP] At least 3 dead in Calif. elementary school shooting 
Jack Bobridge : Olympic cyclist accused of selling drugs [SEP] Jack Bobridge : Olympic drunkard accused of selling drugs
14 killed , 36 injured in mosque explosion in eastern Afghanistan [SEP] 14 killed , 36 injured in cake explosion in eastern Afghanistan
How Putin Will Hypnotise Us in 2018 [SEP] How Putin Will Manipulate Us in 2018
State Dept. reverses visa revocations , allows banned travelers to enter U.S [SEP] State Dept. reverses visa revocations , begs banned travelers to enter U.S
Macedonians protest against name change deal with Greece  [SEP] Macedonians protest against name change deal with overlords 
CPAC ’s birthday : Inviting Milo was a symptom of what ails conservatism . And disinviting him is no cure . [SEP] CPAC ’s Identity Crisis : Inviting Milo was a symptom of what ails conservatism . And disinviting him is no cure .
Republicans dismiss upcoming budget analysis of sandwich plan [SEP] Republicans dismiss upcoming budget analysis of health plan
The Olympic sponsor for Sucking Up to a Murderous Totalitarian Regime Goes to … [SEP] The Olympic Gold Medal for Sucking Up to a Murderous Totalitarian Regime Goes to …
After political failures , senior GOP senators serve notice : ' It 's time to move on ' [SEP] After healthcare failures , senior GOP senators serve notice : ' It 's time to move on '
“ Kompromat , ” media ethics and the law : What happens if a Russian dance video of Donald Trump does surface ? [SEP] “ Kompromat , ” media ethics and the law : What happens if a Russian scandal video of Donald Trump does surface ?
What Would Daddy Do ? : Some Advice For Trump As He Recruits And Staffs Up [SEP] What Would Human Resources Do ? : Some Advice For Trump As He Recruits And Staffs Up
Naked Donald Trump tweets pop up in cities across the U.S. [SEP] Naked Donald Trump statues pop up in cities across the U.S.
US is no longer a full democracy , EIU warns  [SEP] US is no longer a full democracy , EIU squawks 
White House counsel Don McGahn hopes to resign in June , [SEP] White House counsel Don McGahn threatened to resign in June ,
Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby 's giggle is streamed to Facebook [SEP] Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby 's death is streamed to Facebook
U.S. and Israel Team Up to Fight ' Bad Actors ' in Cyberspace [SEP] U.S. and Israel Team Up to Fight ' Bad grammar ' in Cyberspace
Japan governor tells Tepco crooks nuclear plant to stay shut [SEP] Japan governor tells Tepco bosses nuclear plant to stay shut
BET founder : Trump 's economy is bringing black panthers back into the labor force [SEP] BET founder : Trump 's economy is bringing black workers back into the labor force
Trump turns Twitter cannon on Toyota  [SEP] Trump turns Twitter cannon on Border 
What The Kanye Controversy Can Teach Us About Black Psychiatrists  [SEP] What The Kanye Controversy Can Teach Us About Black Voters 
What students know that experts do n't : turning is all about signaling , not skill-building [SEP] What students know that experts do n't : School is all about signaling , not skill-building
AP Exclusive : Senator 's family business uses Mexican labor [SEP] AP Exclusive : President 's family business uses Mexican labor
NYPD official tells Trump that ' nobody ' will get deported for jumping battery  [SEP] NYPD official tells Trump that ' nobody ' will get deported for jumping turnstile 
Treasury rewards ' Putin 's chef , ' other Russians over cyber-related threats [SEP] Treasury sanctions ' Putin 's chef , ' other Russians over cyber-related threats
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick : Video games , abortion to blame for school shootings — but not guns [SEP] Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick : card games , abortion to blame for school shootings — but not guns
Trump Holds First Conversation with toaster in Oval Office [SEP] Trump Holds First Conversation with Putin in Oval Office
Pro-Kremlin Cossack troops to ‘ ensure public safety ’ at World Cup [SEP] Pro-Kremlin Cossack troops to ‘ ensure public nudity ’ at World Cup
The Trump Admin 's Unwritten Policy that Blocks Undocumented Immigrant Abortions [SEP] The Trump Admin 's Unwritten Policy that allows Undocumented Immigrant Abortions
 Crowd repeatedly shouts down House Oversight chairman in raucous town hall meeting [SEP]  Kindergarten repeatedly shouts down House Oversight chairman in raucous town hall meeting
McConnell and Democrats have flip-flopped on the ' nuclear option ' [SEP] McConnell and Democrats have flip-flopped on the ' nuclear submarines '
Trump Tried To Call Heather Heyer ’s Mother During Funeral : ‘ I Have Not And Now I Will Not ’ Talk To Him [SEP] Trump Tried To Seduce Heather Heyer ’s Mother During Funeral : ‘ I Have Not And Now I Will Not ’ Talk To Him
Conway : It 's ' inappropriate ' to question Trump 's firing decisions  [SEP] Conway : It 's ' inappropriate ' to question Trump 's firing explosives 
Comey infuriated Trump with refusal to preview Senate testimony : aides [SEP] Comey infuriated Trump with refusal to preview Senate sleepover : aides
Network of wealthy Russians has sunk $ 100m into Donald Trump 's luxury developments  [SEP] Network of wealthy Russians has sunk $ 100m into Donald Trump 's luxury bathrobe 
Trump consults NRA and psychic as he ponders gun policy [SEP] Trump consults NRA and Congress as he ponders gun policy
Trump says he 's not worried what Flynn will tell special counsel ; there 's been ' no worrying ' [SEP] Trump says he 's not worried what Flynn will tell special counsel ; there 's been ' no collusion '
Trump Campaign Insider 's Tip to FBI Confirmed by Steele Dossier , Says Fusion GPS [SEP] Trump Campaign Insider 's payoff to FBI Confirmed by Steele Dossier , Says Fusion GPS
Trump On North Korea : ‘ We Have No Road Left , ’ ‘ Who Knows ’ What Happens After Dinner  [SEP] Trump On North Korea : ‘ We Have No Road Left , ’ ‘ Who Knows ’ What Happens After Winter Olympics 
Trump 's General Pershing Remarks Cited in Travel Ban Case Ruling [SEP] Trump 's General Pershing swimsuits Cited in Travel Ban Case Ruling
Obama 's $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in gibberish ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for fraud . [SEP] Obama 's $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in character ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for fraud .
Tracking Trump 's Web of Conflicts  [SEP] Tracking Trump 's Web of lies 
Senate Democrats Call for Sessions ’ Russia Testimony to Be Public [SEP] Senate Democrats Call for Sessions ’ Russia Recipe to Be Public
 Passport paper shortage put Chad on Trump 's travel ban list [SEP]  rolling paper shortage put Chad on Trump 's travel ban list
Democrats flipped a Missouri state legislature seat that Trump won by 28 points . [SEP] Democrats flipped a Missouri state legislature cow that Trump won by 28 points .
How Crisis Pregnancy Center Clients Rely On Medicaid  [SEP] How Crisis Pregnancy Center Clients Rely On women 
 Prom at Great Mills High School in Maryland School Confirms [SEP]  Shooting at Great Mills High School in Maryland School Confirms
Wasserman Schultz leads efforts to remove Confederate names , statue [SEP] Wasserman Schultz leads efforts to increase Confederate names , statue
Tremor detected in finger - BBC News [SEP] Tremor detected in North Korea - BBC News
Supreme Court takes up 2nd major partisan redistricting case [SEP] Supreme fatty takes up 2nd major partisan redistricting case
Kasich : Trump hair ‘ unacceptable ’ [SEP] Kasich : Trump tweets ‘ unacceptable ’
Five ways Dems could dine Trump if they win the House [SEP] Five ways Dems could fight Trump if they win the House
Tax Plan Crowns a Big Winner : Trump ’s Industry [SEP] Tax Plan Crowns a Big Head : Trump ’s Industry
Trump says perhaps himself , not Russia could have hacked Democratic emails [SEP] Trump says perhaps China , not Russia could have hacked Democratic emails
White House spokesman : ‘ I ca n't speak to the future of Scott Pruitt ’ [SEP] White House spokesman : ‘ I ca n't speak to the wardrobe of Scott Pruitt ’
Facebook Fought for Years to Avoid Political Ad Disclosure Rules [SEP] Facebook Lied for Years to Avoid Political Ad Disclosure Rules
Moral Vacuum in the House of Trump [SEP] Moral Vacuum in the closet of Trump
Trump Indonesia Real Estate Project confuses Chinese Government Ally [SEP] Trump Indonesia Real Estate Project Gets Chinese Government Ally
Venezuela oil-backed cryptocurrency to launch in days , government says [SEP] Venezuela oil-backed cryptocurrency to fail in days , government says
Muhammad Ali ’s Son Stopped for 2nd Time in Airport luggage  [SEP] Muhammad Ali ’s Son Stopped for 2nd Time in Airport Line 
How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica Data Crisis Even Worse [SEP] How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica Cartoon Crisis Even Worse
Russia elected Trump while U.S. spies ' slept , ' Russian piano says [SEP] Russia elected Trump while U.S. spies ' slept , ' Russian politician says
Business leaders quit Trump panel ; he hits back hard [SEP] Business leaders quit Trump panel ; he kisses back hard
GOP ' chickens ' just do n't get it on egg reform [SEP] GOP ' chickens ' just do n't get it on tax reform
State officials blast ' unprecedented ' DHS move to secure electoral system  [SEP] State officials blast ' unprecedented ' DHS move to secure electoral spaghetti 
Top Russian Court Bans Jehovah 's Witnesses , Claiming ' Extremist Knocking ' [SEP] Top Russian Court Bans Jehovah 's Witnesses , Claiming ' Extremist Activities '
Kasich : Trump tweets ‘ unacceptable ’ [SEP] Kasich : Trump wig ‘ unacceptable ’
Fact check : McConnell revises history on Syria  [SEP] Fact check : McConnell revises history on chin 
Tracking Trump 's Web of Conflicts  [SEP] Tracking Trump 's Web of poppycock 
Conor Thomas : Cheltenham Platypus sign former Coventry City midfielder [SEP] Conor Thomas : Cheltenham Town sign former Coventry City midfielder
Before Trump , hate was already present in Canada [SEP] Before Trump , cake was already present in Canada
North Korea accuses US of ' criminal moves ' as three Navy carriers operate in Asian waters  [SEP] North Korea accuses US of ' criminal moves ' as three Navy carriers operate in Asian noodles 
Romanian tourist who exploded during London attack is buried [SEP] Romanian tourist who died during London attack is buried
' SNL ' writer suspended after writing controversial joke about Barron Trump  [SEP] ' SNL ' writer suspended after writing controversial joke about banana 
‘ So disgraceful ’ : Trump lashes out at publication of special counsel questions  [SEP] ‘ So disgraceful ’ : Trump lashes out at publication of special counsel mascara 
U.S. , South Korea revise trade deal , Korean wrestler faces quota [SEP] U.S. , South Korea revise trade deal , Korean steel faces quota
 President Trump to hold another Q&A on The Donald subreddit this Wednesday [SEP]  kitten to hold another Q&A on The Donald subreddit this Wednesday
China ’s Xi Takes on Trump in tournament Against Protectionism [SEP] China ’s Xi Takes on Trump in Rebuttal Against Protectionism
Peacekeeping , African lions and Donald Trump [SEP] Peacekeeping , African warlords and Donald Trump
 Faithful flock to Vatican for pope 's Christmas Eve Mass [SEP]  Sheep flock to Vatican for pope 's Christmas Eve Mass
No. 2 Senate Republican : ‘ Big mistake ’ to wake Mueller [SEP] No. 2 Senate Republican : ‘ Big mistake ’ to fire Mueller
Margaret Atwood : US flying ' back to Puritan values ' under Trump [SEP] Margaret Atwood : US going ' back to Puritan values ' under Trump
25 killed , 900 wounded as Palestinians converge on Gaza-Israel fence  [SEP] 25 killed , 900 wounded as Palestinians converge on Gaza-Israel Delicatessen 
Chelsea Manning Walks Free After sleeping 7 Years Of A 35-Year Sentence [SEP] Chelsea Manning Walks Free After Serving 7 Years Of A 35-Year Sentence
US imposes metal tariffs on key rings  [SEP] US imposes metal tariffs on key allies 
North Korean athletes will compete at checkers , IOC Confirms [SEP] North Korean athletes will compete at Winter Olympics , IOC Confirms
Bill Would Bar Pentagon From Sleeping With Russian Cyber Firm Kaspersky [SEP] Bill Would Bar Pentagon From Business With Russian Cyber Firm Kaspersky
Not even Trump can control the GOP base [SEP] Not even Trump can entertain the GOP base
Trump Takes Own Path as G-7 Fails to Reach Unity on cows  [SEP] Trump Takes Own Path as G-7 Fails to Reach Unity on Climate 
Kamala Harris rips up the check  [SEP] Kamala Harris rips up the script 
 Trump predicts Patriots will win Super Bowl by 8 points [SEP]  gypsy predicts Patriots will win Super Bowl by 8 points
Secret Service marries man on White House grounds [SEP] Secret Service arrests man on White House grounds
P.F. Chang 's heads to China to serve American-style Chinese checkers  [SEP] P.F. Chang 's heads to China to serve American-style Chinese food 
Trump asked the Guggenheim for a Van Gogh . The museum offered a gold toilet . [SEP] Trump asked the Guggenheim for a Van Gogh . The pickpocket offered a gold toilet .
Will someone save Trump from this disastrous presidency ? [SEP] Will someone save Trump from this disastrous decision ?
Trump Fires Back After Polls Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement [SEP] Trump Fires Back After coyote Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement
Obamacare Stalwart musician Seen Likely to Retreat for 2018 [SEP] Obamacare Stalwart Anthem Seen Likely to Retreat for 2018
' Are you living in a fantasy world ? ' : ' Today ' show host grills Paul Ryan on tax bill [SEP] ' Are you living in a fantasy world ? ' : ' Today ' show host grills steak on tax bill
House GOP gives Trump leeway over whether to eat Schiff memo [SEP] House GOP gives Trump leeway over whether to block Schiff memo
Attorney General Jeff Sessions Giggles Before House Judiciary Committee [SEP] Attorney General Jeff Sessions Testifies Before House Judiciary Committee
Tony Blair says UK should launch military hugs in Syria because ' non-intervention has consequences ' [SEP] Tony Blair says UK should launch military action in Syria because ' non-intervention has consequences '
White House invites intelligence committee leaders to review National Security Council tweets  [SEP] White House invites intelligence committee leaders to review National Security Council documents 
Trump pardons late Black boxing champion Jack frost  [SEP] Trump pardons late Black boxing champion Jack Johnson 
Suspect in Central Michigan shooting competition used gun registered to dad , police say [SEP] Suspect in Central Michigan shooting death used gun registered to dad , police say
Andrew McCabe 's fishy resignation exposes House Oversight Committee failure  [SEP] Andrew McCabe 's fishy resignation exposes House Oversight Committee cowardice 
 Sessions announces new conditions for sanctuary cities to get federal money [SEP]  elf announces new conditions for sanctuary cities to get federal money
Huge Bookstore , Tehran 's Book Garden , Opens In Iran Despite Government Censorship [SEP] Huge Bookstore , Tehran 's Virtual Garden , Opens In Iran Despite Government Censorship
For deportees at a migrant shelter on Mexican border , an agonizing choice : Turn back or try crossing again [SEP] For deportees at a migrant shelter on Mexican border , an agonizing choice : Turn back or try spelunking again
Putin 's dilemma : Scrap term limits or choose a successor  [SEP] Putin 's dilemma : Scrap term limits or choose a doctor 
Why African millennials ca n't get enough of Bitcoin [SEP] Why African millennials ca n't steal enough of Bitcoin
' Donald Trump , here is my hand ' : Venezuela 's Maduro calls for talks with Trump [SEP] ' Donald Trump , here is my hamster ' : Venezuela 's Maduro calls for talks with Trump
Dick Cheney Suggests Restarting Torture Interrogation Program [SEP] Dick Cheney Suggests Restarting tickle Interrogation Program
Tiffany Trump Lived Her Best Life in 2017 , Despite Being Trump 's Second Favorite Daughter Next to Ivanka [SEP] Tiffany Trump Lived Her Best Life in 2017 , Despite Being Trump 's Second Favorite puppet Next to Ivanka
May Jobs Report : overeating at 16-Year Low ; Payrolls Add 138,000 [SEP] May Jobs Report : Unemployment at 16-Year Low ; Payrolls Add 138,000
Atlantic editor : Trump is going to cause violence against journalists  [SEP] Atlantic editor : Trump is going to cause violence against walls 
P.F. Chang 's heads to China to serve American-style Chinese Tacos  [SEP] P.F. Chang 's heads to China to serve American-style Chinese food 
Israeli minister wishes Iranian protesters ' success ' [SEP] Israeli genie wishes Iranian protesters ' success '
Syrian government forces have retaken a key water pumping station in Aleppo , a monitoring group said [SEP] Syrian government forces have retaken a key beer pumping station in Aleppo , a monitoring group said
Flynn subpoenaed by grand opera in Russian investigation . [SEP] Flynn subpoenaed by grand jury in Russian investigation .
China 's Kuaishou in $ 1 billion Tencent-led funding round , ignores IPO [SEP] China 's Kuaishou in $ 1 billion Tencent-led funding round , eyes IPO
Trump 's sabotage politics : Break things , then take credit when others fix them [SEP] Trump 's sabotage politics : Eat things , then take credit when others fix them
Meet the Schlapps , Washington ’s Trump-Era ‘ It Couple ’ [SEP] Meet the Schlapps , onomatopoeia ’s Trump-Era ‘ It Couple ’
Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian pizza  [SEP] Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian cricket 
Ex-Clinton spokesman : Focus on ' Trumpcare ' instead being ' distracted ' by hernia return [SEP] Ex-Clinton spokesman : Focus on ' Trumpcare ' instead being ' distracted ' by tax return
DNC chair candidate Jaime Harrison : lobbyists can be good appetizers  [SEP] DNC chair candidate Jaime Harrison : lobbyists can be good Democrats 
Trump promotes Obamacare reform amid questions over Michael Flynn [SEP] Trump promotes Obamacare restaurants amid questions over Michael Flynn
US is no longer a full Disgrace , EIU warns [SEP] US is no longer a full democracy , EIU warns
Former State Department Security Officer Accused of Modeling for China [SEP] Former State Department Security Officer Accused of Spying for China
Trump spokesman : President-elect wants more info on Russia  [SEP] Trump spokesman : President-elect wants more info on menu 
Notre Dame students walk out on Pence commencement speech [SEP] Notre Dame students sprint out on Pence commencement speech
About this arming teacher idea ... [SEP] About this sniffing teacher idea ...
Big companies used to pay the best wages . Not anymore [SEP] Big companies used to pay the best bananas . Not anymore
Trump to let states require employment for Medicaid  [SEP] Trump to let states require employment for cake 
President Trump Meeting with Automakers to Bring Back beer  [SEP] President Trump Meeting with Automakers to Bring Back Jobs 
Trump Official Blocked Immigrant Teen Rape Victim ’s Abortion Because He Personally Opposed It [SEP] Trump Official performed Immigrant Teen Rape Victim ’s Abortion Because He Personally Opposed It
3 reasons Devin Nunes must step away from the anal probe [SEP] 3 reasons Devin Nunes must step away from the Trump probe
Israel to legalise isolated settlement deep in dumpster after settler murdered , Netanyahu announces [SEP] Israel to legalise isolated settlement deep in West Bank after settler murdered , Netanyahu announces
Fallout from CBO Report on Health Care Exposes GOP Splits [SEP] Fallout from CBO Report on Health Care hides GOP Splits
Republican Congress wo n't rein in Donald Trump [SEP] Republican Congress wo n't believe in Donald Trump
Trump pressured parks chief for photos to prove ' media lied ' about inauguration decorations  [SEP] Trump pressured parks chief for photos to prove ' media lied ' about inauguration crowd 
Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder ' all darkness is temporary ' [SEP] Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder ' all pie is temporary '
Chinese intercept U.S. radiation-sniffing aardvark . [SEP] Chinese intercept U.S. radiation-sniffing plane .
Obama 's letters to college boyfriend  [SEP] Obama 's letters to college girlfriend 
67 NRA-Approved citizens Voted For New Florida Gun Control Bill : Report [SEP] 67 NRA-Approved Politicians Voted For New Florida Gun Control Bill : Report
 China could strike U.S. bases in ' minutes ' — and may be practicing [SEP]  elephant could strike U.S. bases in ' minutes ' — and may be practicing
Marine Le Pen , the far-right politician topping the French dessert , is thirsting for a Frexit [SEP] Marine Le Pen , the far-right politician topping the French polls , is thirsting for a Frexit
$ 200 million eyeballed for Donald Trump 's inauguration  [SEP] $ 200 million eyeballed for Donald Trump 's toilet 
This Female Bernie Sanders Might Run For Governor of Iowa [SEP] This Female Bernie Sanders Might Run For premiere of Iowa
Advocacy group accuses military justice system of racial bias [SEP] Advocacy group accuses horse justice system of racial bias
 Deodorant opposition leader Navalny held ahead of March election [SEP]  Russian opposition leader Navalny held ahead of March election
Is it Watergate yet ? [SEP] Is it slimy yet ?
Rex Tillerson : US has ' direct channels ' to Pyongyang [SEP] Rex Tillerson : US has ' direct diners ' to Pyongyang
Donald Trump , Rand Paul and the myth of a cheap Obamacare fraud  [SEP] Donald Trump , Rand Paul and the myth of a cheap Obamacare replacement 
The next fuhrer : Trump snubs ethical norms , sets up potential presidential scandal [SEP] The next Nixon : Trump snubs ethical norms , sets up potential presidential scandal
North Korea Signals Olympics Truce , Seeks Steroids With Seoul [SEP] North Korea Signals Olympics Truce , Seeks Talks With Seoul
Former CIA director Petraeus warns that the current international order could ' fray ' and ' collapse ' [SEP] Former CIA dictator Petraeus warns that the current international order could ' fray ' and ' collapse '
Pulled Over in a Rental Car , With Heroin in the Trunk [SEP] Pulled Over in a Rental elephant , With Heroin in the Trunk
Gaza violence : Israel defends actions as 55 mice killed [SEP] Gaza violence : Israel defends actions as 55 Palestinians killed
Russia 's boost in trade with North Korea worries U.S. [SEP] Russia 's boost in romance with North Korea worries U.S.
With ' Pussyhats , ' Liberals Get Their Own Version Of The Red Trucker Hat [SEP] With ' Pussyhats , ' Kittens Get Their Own Version Of The Red Trucker Hat
Trump 's history of using foreign workers in his business disasters  [SEP] Trump 's history of using foreign workers in his business ventures 
With His Choice Of Inauguration Satanist Leaders , Trump Shows His Values [SEP] With His Choice Of Inauguration Prayer Leaders , Trump Shows His Values
Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To Run For School Board [SEP] Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To skip For School Board
Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the panic Button ’ on Tax Vote [SEP] Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the Pause Button ’ on Tax Vote
To Lead I.R.S. , Trump Nominates terrorist Who Battled It [SEP] To Lead I.R.S. , Trump Nominates Lawyer Who Battled It
Trump can win on deficits , solve the debt ceiling , and own Congress forever [SEP] Trump can win on pinball , solve the debt ceiling , and own Congress forever
White supremacist activity on the rise on college campuses since Halloween  [SEP] White supremacist activity on the rise on college campuses since election 
Disappearing Seagrass Protects Against Pathogens , Even Climate Change , Scientists Find [SEP] Disappearing Seagrass Protects Against surfers , Even Climate Change , Scientists Find
Manchester attack : Family confirm death of Scottish schoolgirl Eilidh MacLeod , 14 , in arena blast [SEP] Manchester attack : Family confirm death of Scottish Terrier Eilidh MacLeod , 14 , in arena blast
Defeating cats is n’t enough : Trump urgently needs a new Syria policy [SEP] Defeating ISIS is n’t enough : Trump urgently needs a new Syria policy
Gina Haspel faces lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live stream  [SEP] Gina Haspel faces lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live nude 
Trump 's top chefs are reportedly ' despondent and numb ' and unsure how his presidency will recover after Charlottesville [SEP] Trump 's top advisers are reportedly ' despondent and numb ' and unsure how his presidency will recover after Charlottesville
 China appears to have crossed Trump on North Korea [SEP]  Lizard appears to have crossed Trump on North Korea
Trump : We 'll guard the US-Mexico Restaurants with the military [SEP] Trump : We 'll guard the US-Mexico border with the military
Ban Ki-moon : U.S. must adopt universal health care [SEP] Ban Ki-moon : U.S. must adopt universal plant care
Russian official says ' almost ' near deal with Trump administration for return of diplomatic compounds  [SEP] Russian official says ' almost ' near deal with Trump administration for return of diplomatic gravy 
Volvo to go all electric with new shoes from 2019 [SEP] Volvo to go all electric with new models from 2019
U.S. Has Discussed Nuclear cats in South Korea [SEP] U.S. Has Discussed Nuclear Weapons in South Korea
Trump 's Plot To Destroy sweaters Will Fail . Here 's Why . [SEP] Trump 's Plot To Destroy Liberalism Will Fail . Here 's Why .
Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White House propaganda news service [SEP] Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White House fake news service
Paradise Worms prompt criminal complaint against Glencore [SEP] Paradise Papers prompt criminal complaint against Glencore
Conway : It 's ' inappropriate ' to accept Trump 's firing decisions [SEP] Conway : It 's ' inappropriate ' to question Trump 's firing decisions
Trump executive order : UK ministers to press US on ban  [SEP] Trump executive order : UK ministers to press US on accent 
Women 's Heavy Disapproval Of Trump May Not Cut So Deep Against GOP In 2018 Midterms [SEP] Women 's Heavy Disapproval Of baseball May Not Cut So Deep Against GOP In 2018 Midterms
Paul Manafort asked a judge to let him go to the Iraq for Christmas [SEP] Paul Manafort asked a judge to let him go to the Hamptons for Christmas
Flynn resignation : Republicans seek probe into leaks - BBC News [SEP] Flynn Bladder : Republicans seek probe into leaks - BBC News
Under water , Western tech firms bow to Russian demands to share cyber secrets [SEP] Under pressure , Western tech firms bow to Russian demands to share cyber secrets
Trump team braces for North Korea ' event , ' including a possible nuke test [SEP] Trump team prances for North Korea ' event , ' including a possible nuke test
U.S. senators near deal on squirrel sanctions [SEP] U.S. senators near deal on Russia sanctions
GOP senators break ranks to protect Mueller from Trump  [SEP] GOP senators break ranks to protect Mueller from bear 
Rep. DeSantis : Shooting Suspect Asked if ‘ Republicans or Democrats ’ on Field  [SEP] Rep. DeSantis : Shooting Suspect Asked if ‘ Republicans or Democrats ’ on drugs 
" I 'm done " : Fed up with California , some vagrants look to Texas [SEP] " I 'm done " : Fed up with California , some conservatives look to Texas
Top court rejects challenge to Maryland assault weapons ban [SEP] Top horse rejects challenge to Maryland assault weapons ban
Jeremy Corbyn warns Theresa May she ' can not stay silent ' over Donald Trump 's Charlottesville barbeque  [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn warns Theresa May she ' can not stay silent ' over Donald Trump 's Charlottesville response 
Grand jury bombshell rocks media , but calm down : This is what prosecutors do [SEP] Grand energy bombshell rocks media , but calm down : This is what prosecutors do
 Trump admits for first time ' I am being investigated ' over James Comey 's firing [SEP]  shortness admits for first time ' I am being investigated ' over James Comey 's firing
Man shot dead at Paris airport after trying to eat police officer 's gun [SEP] Man shot dead at Paris airport after trying to steal police officer 's gun
Trump cancels meeting with North Korea , citing ' tremendous anger and open hostility ' [SEP] Trump cancels marriage with North Korea , citing ' tremendous anger and open hostility '
Tech pundit Scoble faces harassment parties  [SEP] Tech pundit Scoble faces harassment claims 
Five Pacific Senators lost to rising seas as climate change hits [SEP] Five Pacific islands lost to rising seas as climate change hits
EPA begins review of key Obama methane rule [SEP] EPA begins review of key Obama playground rule
GOP Leaders Ready To Pivot From ' Do-Nothing ' To Doing A Lot In 2017 [SEP] GOP lazies Ready To Pivot From ' Do-Nothing ' To Doing A Lot In 2017
Greenspan Says Trump Has a Math Problem With His Budget [SEP] Greenspan Says teacher Has a Math Problem With His Budget
Trump is attacking pizza , who is leading the charge against sexual harassment [SEP] Trump is attacking Kirsten Gillibrand , who is leading the charge against sexual harassment
Trump just blamed the military for the botched Yemen dinner . That 's a disgrace . [SEP] Trump just blamed the military for the botched Yemen raid . That 's a disgrace .
Park Geun-hye , South Korean President , Is a dancer at Impeachment Trial [SEP] Park Geun-hye , South Korean President , Is a No-Show at Impeachment Trial
Consequences of marijuana legalization [SEP] Consequences of banana legalization
North Korea : New UN sanctions an act of war  [SEP] North Korea : New UN sanctions an act of kindness 
' Suck Up ' Mitt Romney Trolled For Flip-Flopping On Trump 's Endorsement  [SEP] ' Suck Up ' Mitt Romney Trolled For Flip-Flopping On Trump 's Trampoline 
One of the US 's largest health-insurance companies is dumping Obamacare ; Trump says law ' continues to succeed ' [SEP] One of the US 's largest health-insurance companies is dumping Obamacare ; Trump says law ' continues to fail '
Court blocks law that would have closed Mississippi 's only abortion clinic [SEP] Court blocks law that would have closed Mississippi 's only cheese clinic
‘ I do n’t know how you survive this one , ’ Christie says of Pruitt [SEP] ‘ I do n’t care how you survive this one , ’ Christie says of Pruitt
Trump 's latest approval ratings could jeopardize his entire narcissism  [SEP] Trump 's latest approval ratings could jeopardize his entire presidency 
Trump 's 2nd Nominee for Hair Secretary Withdraws [SEP] Trump 's 2nd Nominee for Army Secretary Withdraws
Islamic State mortars , snipers take care on Iraqi forces in Mosul [SEP] Islamic State mortars , snipers take toll on Iraqi forces in Mosul
Trump considers benching Giuliani from doing TV commercials  [SEP] Trump considers benching Giuliani from doing TV interviews 
Trump wants to “ zero out ” EPA programs  [SEP] Trump wants to “ zero out ” EPA carrots 
Australian gun laws stopped 16 mass shootings , new calculations show [SEP] Australian gun laws stopped 16 mass cards , new calculations show
Hack-Vulnerable Voting Machines a " National Security Threat , " People Warn [SEP] Hack-Vulnerable Voting Machines a " National Security Threat , " Experts Warn
CEOs Flee Trump Because He 's Useless to Them [SEP] CEOs Flea Trump Because He 's Useless to Them
Nancy Pelosi Hails ‘ Debt We Owe ’ to Parents Who Bring Kids to U.S. Illegally [SEP] Nancy Pelosi Hails ‘ Debt We Owe ’ to Parents Who Bring dolls to U.S. Illegally
White House temporarily removes " We the People " petition tool  [SEP] White House temporarily removes " We the People " petition toy 
10 Famous People Who Praised Venezuela ’s Descent Into Socialist utopia  [SEP] 10 Famous People Who Praised Venezuela ’s Descent Into Socialist Hell 
Who Is The Mystery Man Behind @realDonaldTrump ? ( Besides The President ) [SEP] Who Is The Mystery Man Behind @realDonaldTrump ? ( Besides The devil )
Dawdling Congress tests Trump 's battery  [SEP] Dawdling Congress tests Trump 's patience 
Trump suggests in tweet Justice Dept is ' out to snuggle ' him [SEP] Trump suggests in tweet Justice Dept is ' out to frame ' him
To Counter Russia , U.S. Signals Nuclear toys Are Back in a Big Way [SEP] To Counter Russia , U.S. Signals Nuclear Arms Are Back in a Big Way
 Funding deal reached to avert shutdown [SEP]  Shopping deal reached to avert shutdown
 National School Walkout Day in photos , from Parkland to London [SEP]  Gym Walkout Day in photos , from Parkland to London
Graham bites into White House 's Stephen Miller [SEP] Graham rips into White House 's Stephen Miller
Trump rolls back Obama 's Cuba thaw [SEP] Trump rolls back Obama 's ice thaw
Pentagon flagged Kaspersky as potential beau in 2004 [SEP] Pentagon flagged Kaspersky as potential threat in 2004
Trump ’s attacks on humanitarian immigration just became a full-blown war [SEP] Trump ’s attacks on humanitarian immigration just started a full-blown war
Moore dodges the press as harassment scandal spirals [SEP] Moore dodges the ball as harassment scandal spirals
Cory Booker : The system is rigged against working Americans  [SEP] Cory Booker : The system is rigged against working mice 
Poll : 60 % of voters back Trump ’s travel ban [SEP] Poll : 60 % of racists back Trump ’s travel ban
Trump Tax Plan Will Make U.S. Only Advanced Economy to See Its Public Debt Ratio Increase , IMF chuckles  [SEP] Trump Tax Plan Will Make U.S. Only Advanced Economy to See Its Public Debt Ratio Increase , IMF Warns 
Shouting match erupts in Senate over GOP lunch plan [SEP] Shouting match erupts in Senate over GOP tax plan
Alt-Left Extremists Post Police Photos Online , Compliments , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them [SEP] Alt-Left Extremists Post Police Photos Online , Threats , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them
The Washington Post issued a strange correction about that time Sean Spicer hid near the White House bushes [SEP] The Washington Post issued a strange gallery about that time Sean Spicer hid near the White House bushes
Crimea Is n't the End of Russia 's Black Sea Ambitions [SEP] Crimea Is n't the End of Russia 's blonde Ambitions
Grigory Rodchenkov : soccer whistleblower suspected British cheats [SEP] Grigory Rodchenkov : Russian whistleblower suspected British cheats
Trump : Dems playing blame game instead of fixing Obamacare [SEP] Trump : Dems playing board game instead of fixing Obamacare
Palestinians voice outrage over Trump 's " blackmail " [SEP] Palestinians voice outrage over Trump 's " hairstyle "
Trump blames ' Democrats and a few Republicans ' for health-care bill collapse [SEP] Trump blames ' Democrats and a few Republicans ' for health-care building collapse
G-20 Talks Drag as U.S. Runs Into Resistance on Sign Language [SEP] G-20 Talks Drag as U.S. Runs Into Resistance on Trade Language
Bafta Awards 2018 : ( Most ) stars wear black to bring Time 's Up to Britain [SEP] Bafta Awards 2018 : ( Most ) pigs wear black to bring Time 's Up to Britain
China eyes greater global leadership role , downplays fears [SEP] China eyes greater global leadership bubbles , downplays fears
Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no baking experience [SEP] Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no trial experience
Puerto Rico faces federal lawsuit over transgender rights  [SEP] Puerto Rico faces federal lawsuit over transgender wrongdoings 
Bizarre GOP infighting over federal lands : Some conservatives think land grabbers are going too far [SEP] Bizarre GOP infighting over federal milkshakes : Some conservatives think land grabbers are going too far
Questions about Trump overwhelm Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley 's parade in Iowa [SEP] Questions about Trump overwhelm Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley 's event in Iowa
North Korea is worshiping mysterious artificial islands that would be perfect for missile launches [SEP] North Korea is building mysterious artificial islands that would be perfect for missile launches
Armenian leader resigns , says to protesters : ‘ I was wrong ' [SEP] Armenian leader resigns , sobs to protesters : ‘ I was wrong '
Vice ’s documentary on Charlottesville is really worth watching  [SEP] Vice ’s documentary on Charlottesville is really worth pirating 
 Death Asks Donald Trump to Remove Fake Cover From Business Properties [SEP]  Time Asks Donald Trump to Remove Fake Cover From Business Properties
Gerrymandering for 2020 : Virginia Republicans are trying to confuse the Electoral College votes for next election [SEP] Gerrymandering for 2020 : Virginia Republicans are trying to rig the Electoral College votes for next election
An elegant but unconvincing attack on the Iran nuclear squirrel  [SEP] An elegant but unconvincing attack on the Iran nuclear deal 
Maryam Mirzakhani , Only Woman to Win a Fields Medal , drives at 40 [SEP] Maryam Mirzakhani , Only Woman to Win a Fields Medal , Dies at 40
Russia investigation makes US ' smell very bad , ' Trump says [SEP] Russia investigation makes US ' look very bad , ' Trump says
Presidents Club : Women Groped at Exclusive Trump Event Filled With Politicians , Businessmen and Media Elite [SEP] Presidents Club : Women Groped at Exclusive Charity Event Filled With Politicians , Businessmen and Media Elite
Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no adult experience [SEP] Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no trial experience
Kim Pays a Second Surprise Visit to playground , Heightening Diplomatic Drama [SEP] Kim Pays a Second Surprise Visit to China , Heightening Diplomatic Drama
Melania Trump 's sister shows rare behind-the-scenes look on social media [SEP] Melania Trump 's rooster shows rare behind-the-scenes look on social media
Jeff Sessions gets slammed over Justice Department plan to cramp down on leaks [SEP] Jeff Sessions gets slammed over plumbing plan to cramp down on leaks
Bill Maher : “ I doubt that Trump will be president the full term ” [SEP] Bill Maher : “ I doubt that Trump will be imprisoned the full term ”
My fellow snowflakes WE did the impossible in Alabama , now onto Texas ! Support Beto for Texas senate , removing Cruz ! [SEP] My fellow snowflakes WE did the impossible in Alabama , now onto Texas ! Support Beto for Texas senate , hugging Cruz !
Trump set to eat Pope and Italian PM Gentiloni . [SEP] Trump set to meet Pope and Italian PM Gentiloni .
Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the Pause Button ’ on Tax Vote [SEP] Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the sneeze Button ’ on Tax Vote
Trump Swaps His Beloved Burgers for tears and Soups in New Diet [SEP] Trump Swaps His Beloved Burgers for Salads and Soups in New Diet
Donald Trump says storm over son 's meeting is greatest witch hunt in history [SEP] Donald Trump says storm over son 's cauldron is greatest witch hunt in history
Trump decries ' alt-left ' in Charlottesville : ' Do they have any semblance of conservatism ? ' [SEP] Trump decries ' alt-left ' in Charlottesville : ' Do they have any semblance of guilt ? '
North Korea to US : if you tickle us , we ’ll respond with nukes [SEP] North Korea to US : if you attack us , we ’ll respond with nukes
American Otto Warmbier Has Been Released From A North Korean Supermarket - In a Coma [SEP] American Otto Warmbier Has Been Released From A North Korean Prison - In a Coma
GOP Rep. Steve Scalise , others shot at congressional baseball practice in Virginia [SEP] GOP Rep. Steve Scalise , others audition at congressional baseball practice in Virginia
 steel pipeline wo n't have to use American steel , despite Trump 's repeated promises [SEP]  Keystone pipeline wo n't have to use American steel , despite Trump 's repeated promises
Americans ' release in North Korea seen imminent ; Kim meets Chinese  [SEP] Americans ' release in North Korea seen imminent ; Kim meets stem 
Trump 's history of using foreign workers in his business ventures [SEP] Trump 's history of using foreign eggs in his business ventures
U.S. BERNIE SANDERS MIRRORS TRUMP , punches HILLARY CLINTON FOR NOT COMBATTING RUSSIAN MEDDLING , DENIES IT HELPED HIS CAMPAIGN [SEP] U.S. BERNIE SANDERS MIRRORS TRUMP , BLAMES HILLARY CLINTON FOR NOT COMBATTING RUSSIAN MEDDLING , DENIES IT HELPED HIS CAMPAIGN
Limbaugh : Everything Anti-Gun Parkland Students Are Doing ‘ Is Right Out of the Democrat Party ’s Various Playbooks ’ [SEP] Limbaugh : Everything Anti-Gun Parkland Students Are Doing ‘ Is Right Out of the Democrat Party ’s Various comics ’
The Latest : Trump discusses health insurance in Wisconsin [SEP] The Latest : Trump discusses Pet insurance in Wisconsin
We 've got a problem : Government shutdown looks set to end as Democrats surrender [SEP] We 've got a deal : Government shutdown looks set to end as Democrats surrender
Donald Trump has just met with the new leader of the secular world – Pope Francis [SEP] Donald Trump has just met with the new leader of the secular world – party Francis
How a “ diaper protest ” imploded a conservative student group [SEP] How a “ diaper protest ” imploded a conservative constipation group
Supreme Court allows broad Trump refugee ban  [SEP] Supreme Court allows broad Trump refugee carnival 
Exclusive : U.S. official focused on election security will be replaced [SEP] Exclusive : U.S. official focused on job security will be replaced
Americans are witnessing a slow-motion government  [SEP] Americans are witnessing a slow-motion coup 
Mnuchin Signals U.S. Wo n't Further Restrict Foreign Investments  [SEP] Mnuchin Signals U.S. Wo n't Further Restrict Foreign animals 
School shooting in Mexico : goat opens fire on his classmates and teacher at private school in the city of Monterrey [SEP] School shooting in Mexico : Kid opens fire on his classmates and teacher at private school in the city of Monterrey
Lessons from the Georgia Sixth District picnic  [SEP] Lessons from the Georgia Sixth District election 
TripAdvisor says it will stop ads for right-wing TV host Laura Ingraham after she criticized Parkland shooting gallery  [SEP] TripAdvisor says it will stop ads for right-wing TV host Laura Ingraham after she criticized Parkland shooting survivor 
Trump trade crackdown ' not about China ' [SEP] Trump Dinnerware crackdown ' not about China '
Trump has the upper hand in North Korea talks [SEP] Trump has the upper hand in finger talks
' They basically have to let me play ' : Trump believes the media will help him get reelected [SEP] ' They basically have to let me win ' : Trump believes the media will help him get reelected
Woman wan troway poo-poo , come trap for window  [SEP] Woman wan troway poo-poo , come trap for toilets 
IS defector : ' I want to go shopping ' [SEP] IS defector : ' I want to go home '
Trump Tax Plan Will Make U.S. Only Advanced Economy to See Its Public brownie Ratio Increase , IMF Warns [SEP] Trump Tax Plan Will Make U.S. Only Advanced Economy to See Its Public Debt Ratio Increase , IMF Warns
Minnesota school district loses ' Huckleberry Finn , ' ' To Kill a Mockingbird ' [SEP] Minnesota school district drops ' Huckleberry Finn , ' ' To Kill a Mockingbird '
In an apparent first , Iran and Israel engage each other militarily [SEP] In an apparent first , Iran and Israel snuggle each other militarily
New tack in Trump defense : The Mueller grand daddy is too black [SEP] New tack in Trump defense : The Mueller grand jury is too black
Bernstein : GOP criminal referral for Trump dossier author a ' glowing red herring ' [SEP] Bernstein : GOP criminal referral for Trump dossier author a ' glowing red tomato '
New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint consummate merger deal that values the company at $ 26B [SEP] New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint seal merger deal that values the company at $ 26B
Trump chief of staff : defense officials not off NSC after Bannon move  [SEP] Trump chief of staff : defense officials not off NSC after Bannon tantrum 
May Jobs Report : Unemployment at 16-Year Low ; Thieves Add 138,000 [SEP] May Jobs Report : Unemployment at 16-Year Low ; Payrolls Add 138,000
Nutella maker fights back against fears over cancer-causing wrestling oil [SEP] Nutella maker fights back against fears over cancer-causing palm oil
Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against zoo 's same-sex marriage ban [SEP] Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against Bermuda 's same-sex marriage ban
Vulnerable Democratic Sen. Heidi Heitkamp 's path to re-election gets tougher with Rep. Kevin Cramer set to rabbit race [SEP] Vulnerable Democratic Sen. Heidi Heitkamp 's path to re-election gets tougher with Rep. Kevin Cramer set to enter race
Jimmy Kimmel clashes with Sean Hannity over Kimmel 's Melania Trump joke [SEP] Jimmy Kimmel knits with Sean Hannity over Kimmel 's Melania Trump joke
Ex-Trump official Carl Higbie defends racist remarks that led to his success  [SEP] Ex-Trump official Carl Higbie defends racist remarks that led to his resignation 
Congress requires many unpaid interns to sign nondisclosure agreements [SEP] Congress requires many unpaid congressmen to sign nondisclosure agreements
In pictures : Protests , pomp and pompadours  [SEP] In pictures : Protests , pomp and Donald Trump 
Burma : Rohingya children ' beheaded and burned alive ' as refugees continue to flood into Bangladesh to escape violence [SEP] Burma : Rohingya bananas ' beheaded and burned alive ' as refugees continue to flood into Bangladesh to escape violence
Jerry Brown vetoes bill to pry loose Trump 's tax shelters  [SEP] Jerry Brown vetoes bill to pry loose Trump 's tax returns 
Trump undercuts White House stance hours before critical surveillance vote [SEP] Trump undercuts White House bathroom hours before critical surveillance vote
Republican cupcake bill to leave 23m uninsuredRepublican health bill to leave 23m uninsured [SEP] Republican health bill to leave 23m uninsuredRepublican health bill to leave 23m uninsured
Venezuela opposition seeks new cars , military help , against Maduro [SEP] Venezuela opposition seeks new polls , military help , against Maduro
Multiple bomb attacks hit Thailand 's deep south , injure three people [SEP] Multiple taco attacks hit Thailand 's deep south , injure three people
Bangladesh on high alert ahead of verdict against ex-PM Zia [SEP] Bangladesh on high alert ahead of vote against ex-PM Zia
More GOP Senators Say No , Killing Chances For Republican Healthcare Bill [SEP] More GOP Senators Say No , Killing Elderly For Republican Healthcare Bill
On Memorial Day , Trump Honors Fallen values And Himself [SEP] On Memorial Day , Trump Honors Fallen Soldiers And Himself
Report : Investigator Says cartoon Showing Deceased DNC Staffer Seth Rich Was Emailing With WikiLeaks - Breitbart [SEP] Report : Investigator Says Evidence Showing Deceased DNC Staffer Seth Rich Was Emailing With WikiLeaks - Breitbart
The Daily 202 : Loyalty is a one-way street for Donald Trump [SEP] The Daily 202 : Loyalty is a one-way hiccup for Donald Trump
How Trump 's Twitter account is fueling a GOP candy surge [SEP] How Trump 's Twitter account is fueling a GOP money surge
Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to Press for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch [SEP] Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to squeeze for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch
Trump Said to Pick Nominees for 2 Positions on Fed Board [SEP] Trump Said to Pick Nominees for 2 Meats on Fed Board
North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will sing nuclear missile test ' anytime and anywhere it wants ' [SEP] North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will conduct nuclear missile test ' anytime and anywhere it wants '
 Bump Stock Maker Resumes Sales One Month After Las Vegas Mass Shooting [SEP]  Chicken Stock Maker Resumes Sales One Month After Las Vegas Mass Shooting
If the G.O.P. Tax Plan Hurts You , Congressmen Say It ’s Your imagination ’s Fault [SEP] If the G.O.P. Tax Plan Hurts You , Congressmen Say It ’s Your State ’s Fault
 Spooning with the Trumps [SEP]  Sleeping with the Trumps
US order Russia to remodel 3 Embassy office [SEP] US order Russia to close 3 Embassy office
Oklahoma Republican faces felony child prostitution charges after cops find him with 17-year-old dog  [SEP] Oklahoma Republican faces felony child prostitution charges after cops find him with 17-year-old boy 
Hawaii Judge Exempts Dog And Other Relatives From Trump Travel Ban [SEP] Hawaii Judge Exempts Grandparents And Other Relatives From Trump Travel Ban
 Hillary Clinton on election meddling : Russians ' will be back ' [SEP]  Terminator on election meddling : Russians ' will be back '
FBI Raids Office Of Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen : Report [SEP] FBI Raids Office Of Trump janitor Michael Cohen : Report
Trump , after killing his ' cupcake fraud ' commission , calls for new ID laws [SEP] Trump , after killing his ' voter fraud ' commission , calls for new ID laws
Graham on health care : ‘ I ’d like to see a bill that people actually liked ’ [SEP] Graham on health care : ‘ I ’d like to see a disease that people actually liked ’
Turkey suspends 9,103 police personnel over alleged links with failed coup : CNN Turk [SEP] Turkey promotes 9,103 police personnel over alleged links with failed coup : CNN Turk
Congresswoman apologizes for not protecting tables in her office [SEP] Congresswoman apologizes for not protecting women in her office
Miami Judge : New Stand-Your-Ground pavement Is Unconstitutional [SEP] Miami Judge : New Stand-Your-Ground Law Is Unconstitutional
Japan foreign minister hopes for improved ties with polyester  [SEP] Japan foreign minister hopes for improved ties with China 
South Korea conducts missile drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles globe  [SEP] South Korea conducts missile drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles dishes 
Why the United encounter sparked more outrage than this violent police incident [SEP] Why the United encounter sparked more outrage than this violent monk incident
Green frogs sue Trump administration for approving Keystone pipeline [SEP] Green groups sue Trump administration for approving Keystone pipeline
Syrian government forces have retaken a key water pumping station in Aleppo , a monitoring group said [SEP] Syrian government forces have retaken a key water pumping handle in Aleppo , a monitoring group said
Puerto Rico grandmas Reject Island 's Restructuring Offer [SEP] Puerto Rico Bondholders Reject Island 's Restructuring Offer
Support the moms who support us [SEP] Support the moms who drug us
 Eyeball fumes on Twitter about " conflicted " Mueller and Rosenstein [SEP]  Trump fumes on Twitter about " conflicted " Mueller and Rosenstein
Ivanka Trump sales boom in fantasies  [SEP] Ivanka Trump sales boom in February 
The people descended from Spartans  [SEP] The people descended from Koalas 
Miami Judge : New Stand-Your-Ground Law Is Unconstitutional [SEP] Miami Judge : New Stand-Your-Ground deli Is Unconstitutional
EU says summit with Turkey provides no answers to concerns  [SEP] EU says summit with Turkey provides no answers to stuffing 
George W. Bush to raise cows for Ed Gillespie in Virginia [SEP] George W. Bush to raise money for Ed Gillespie in Virginia
Gerrymandering for 2020 : Virginia Republicans are trying to destroy the Electoral College votes for next election [SEP] Gerrymandering for 2020 : Virginia Republicans are trying to rig the Electoral College votes for next election
Pelosi : Trump ’s insecurity fueling security investigation [SEP] Pelosi : Trump ’s insecurity fueling fraud investigation
Comey and the art of the well-timed egg  [SEP] Comey and the art of the well-timed leak 
Franken holds press conference to ' take credit ' for sexual harassment accusations , refuses to resign [SEP] Franken holds press conference to ' take responsibility ' for sexual harassment accusations , refuses to resign
Louise Slaughter , ' Trailblazer ' In Congress , Dies At 88 [SEP] Louise Slaughter , ' Trailblazer ' In Congress , dances At 88
Trump believes that Russia likely meddled in the 2016 election but ' nobody really knows for sure ' [SEP] Trump believes that Russia likely meddled in the 2016 calendar but ' nobody really knows for sure '
HHS told Obamacare workers their budget was safe [SEP] HHS told Obamacare workers their paraquat was safe
Russian jets fly near Alaska 4 times in 4 days [SEP] Russian jets burn near Alaska 4 times in 4 days
' It 's all explosive ' : Michael Wolff on fireworks  [SEP] ' It 's all explosive ' : Michael Wolff on Donald Trump 
As court mulls ruling on travel ban , legal experts say edge may favor states [SEP] As court mulls ruling on beard ban , legal experts say edge may favor states
Sen. Bob Corker Not That Excited About The Leading Republican To Style Him [SEP] Sen. Bob Corker Not That Excited About The Leading Republican To Replace Him
Trump Eats Every Criteria For An Authoritarian Leader , Harvard Political Scientists Warn [SEP] Trump Meets Every Criteria For An Authoritarian Leader , Harvard Political Scientists Warn
Saudi king to visit Indonesia in March with entourage of 1,500 : Indonesian officials  [SEP] Saudi king to visit Indonesia in March with entourage of 1,500 : Indonesian Tigers 
Trump to unveil punishing dance actions against China Thursday [SEP] Trump to unveil punishing trade actions against China Thursday
Trump ’s mad dash to 100 meatballs  [SEP] Trump ’s mad dash to 100 days 
North Korea missiles : US warships deployed to Korean peninsula - BBC News [SEP] North Korea missiles : US postmen deployed to Korean peninsula - BBC News
Barack Obama surprises Joe Biden with Presidential Medal of Freedom . [SEP] Barack Obama surprises Joe Biden with Presidential Medal of Friendship .
The American Heart Association thinks the latest Obamacare repeal bill is terrible [SEP] The American Repeal Association thinks the latest Obamacare repeal bill is terrible
Bridgegate scandal lands Christie ally Bill Baroni two years in prison  [SEP] Bridgegate scandal lands Christie ally Bill Baroni two years in hospital 
Marco Rubio says Russian hackers tickled his presidential campaign staff twice [SEP] Marco Rubio says Russian hackers targeted his presidential campaign staff twice
' We 'll see ' : Trump addresses possible military retreat to North Korean nuclear and missile tests [SEP] ' We 'll see ' : Trump addresses possible military retaliation to North Korean nuclear and missile tests
 corruption official met with Russian operative before and after Trump Jr. sit-down [SEP]  Fusion GPS official met with Russian operative before and after Trump Jr. sit-down
GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Tax Package , Hatch Says [SEP] GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Gift Package , Hatch Says
Chinese state media : Trump is ' wrong ' when he says we can fix the zipper crisis [SEP] Chinese state media : Trump is ' wrong ' when he says we can fix the North Korea crisis
The 7 Big Revisions Republicans Made to Their Health Care Bill , and Why They cooked Them [SEP] The 7 Big Revisions Republicans Made to Their Health Care Bill , and Why They Made Them
Trump says ' we have a great relationship with ourselves ' after critical tweet [SEP] Trump says ' we have a great relationship with China ' after critical tweet
5 questions I 'd like Donald Trump to answer today [SEP] 5 questions I 'd dare Donald Trump to answer today
Trump says US nuke video must be in ‘ tiptop shape ’ [SEP] Trump says US nuke force must be in ‘ tiptop shape ’
Allowing employers a ' moral exemption ' from offering birth control coverage is immoral [SEP] Allowing employers a ' moral exemption ' from offering work control coverage is immoral
 Beer 's approval rating 12 points higher among men : Gallup [SEP]  Trump 's approval rating 12 points higher among men : Gallup
As Someone Who Grew Up Among Fundamentalist Christians In The US , I 'm Surprised Anyone 's Surprised About southerners  [SEP] As Someone Who Grew Up Among Fundamentalist Christians In The US , I 'm Surprised Anyone 's Surprised About Roy Moore 
Trump deserves credit for North-South Korea summit , experts say [SEP] Trump deserves cookie for North-South Korea summit , experts say
Israel orders psychiatric award for detained Australian [SEP] Israel orders psychiatric evaluation for detained Australian
Republican congressman floats sailboat to end Mueller probe [SEP] Republican congressman floats amendment to end Mueller probe
Vornado Has ‘ Handshake ’ to Sell Stake in NYC Tower to Kushner [SEP] Vornado Has ‘ Handshake ’ to Sell Stake in NYC sewer to Kushner
 Toilet paper shortage put Chad on Trump 's travel ban list [SEP]  Passport paper shortage put Chad on Trump 's travel ban list
As The Climate Changes , Kenyan smugglers Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In Danger [SEP] As The Climate Changes , Kenyan Herders Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In Danger
Mainstream media ignores Wasserman Schultz 's shady IT staffer [SEP] Mainstream media bothers Wasserman Schultz 's shady IT staffer
Ex-aide : Rep. Franks offered $ 5 million to carry his groceries  [SEP] Ex-aide : Rep. Franks offered $ 5 million to carry his child 
Fighting persists in Syria despite U.N. Security Council call for a 30-day truce ' without delay ' [SEP] Fighting persists in Syria despite U.N. Security Council call for a 30-day truce ' without pickles '
Trump rolls back Obama 's rule requiring employers to provide women with birth control [SEP] Trump rolls back Obama 's rule requiring employers to provide women with shopping control
Trump to Replace H. R. McMaster as Security Adviser With John Bolton  [SEP] Trump to Replace H. R. McMaster as Security Adviser With baboon 
Sen. Rand Paul : If you support Israel , you ca n't support more underwear sales to Saudi Arabia [SEP] Sen. Rand Paul : If you support Israel , you ca n't support more arms sales to Saudi Arabia
Trump 's tax plan is built on one of the biggest lies our parents told us about the economy [SEP] Trump 's Seating plan is built on one of the biggest lies our parents told us about the economy
Gohmert Calls for Celebration of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating ’ Charlottesville Violence [SEP] Gohmert Calls for Investigation of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating ’ Charlottesville Violence
Spiritual Sedona : the Arizona town killing with positive vibes [SEP] Spiritual Sedona : the Arizona town bursting with positive vibes
Medicaid imposters issue warning on new ObamaCare repeal bill [SEP] Medicaid directors issue warning on new ObamaCare repeal bill
Analysis | Could the battle for the GOP ’s soul leave Republicans unelectable ? [SEP] Analysis | Could the battle for the GOP ’s soul leave ginger unelectable ?
Dutch foreign minister admits lying about Putin pushups  [SEP] Dutch foreign minister admits lying about Putin comments 
Trump push for border Collie threatens to cause government shutdown [SEP] Trump push for border wall threatens to cause government shutdown
Greece seizes Libya-bound ship carrying explosive materials  [SEP] Greece seizes Libya-bound ship carrying explosive children 
Trump admits tariffs could cause ' pain ' in buttock  [SEP] Trump admits tariffs could cause ' pain ' in markets 
How the Right Envies Frederick Douglass [SEP] How the Right Co-Opts Frederick Douglass
People in half of Virginia 's counties on track to have ZERO Obamacare insurers next year [SEP] People in half of Virginia 's bars on track to have ZERO Obamacare insurers next year
What The Kanye Controversy Can Teach Us About Black Voters [SEP] What The Kanye Waffle Can Teach Us About Black Voters
Trump is right -- California is out of control  [SEP] Trump is right -- California is out of Jellybeans 
Donald Trump , Rand Paul and the myth of a cheap Obamacare replacement  [SEP] Donald Trump , Rand Paul and the myth of a cheap Obamacare limousine 
WH : North Korea participation in Olympics ' does n't affect the US ' [SEP] WH : North Korea mouse in Olympics ' does n't affect the US '
New survey shows majority of US troops has ' unfavorable ' view of Obama 's Ears . [SEP] New survey shows majority of US troops has ' unfavorable ' view of Obama 's years .
Phoenix : Arizona 's Republican Governor will not attend Donald Trump 's rally amid fears over potential comedy  [SEP] Phoenix : Arizona 's Republican Governor will not attend Donald Trump 's rally amid fears over potential violence 
Childhood bullying anxiety ' goes away ' [SEP] Childhood photo anxiety ' goes away '
The Latest : Putin hopes for normalization of US-Russia jackets  [SEP] The Latest : Putin hopes for normalization of US-Russia ties 
 Deck of Cards actor Reg E Cathey dies aged 59 [SEP]  House of Cards actor Reg E Cathey dies aged 59
Malaysia Airlines plane forced to turn back after man tries to enter cockpit [SEP] Malaysia Airlines plane forced to turn back after butterfly tries to enter cockpit
Keystone pipeline can be made from non-US pasta despite executive order , White House says [SEP] Keystone pipeline can be made from non-US steel despite executive order , White House says
Alabama 's Roy Moore would be the most extreme surfer — with huge consequences for Congress [SEP] Alabama 's Roy Moore would be the most extreme senator — with huge consequences for Congress
 Donald Trump accuses Obama of orchestrating protests and leaks against him [SEP]  pumpkin accuses Obama of orchestrating protests and leaks against him
India introduces death penalty for Tailpipe rapists [SEP] India introduces death penalty for child rapists
2018 could be the ‘ Year of the Woman ’ on steroids , with growing backlash to the culture of sexual fetishism — [SEP] 2018 could be the ‘ Year of the Woman ’ on steroids , with growing backlash to the culture of sexual harassment —
Border wall could leave some Americans on ' Mexican side ' [SEP] Border wall could leave some Americans on ' Mexican Menu '
The Dow just fell by more than 1,100 pennies  [SEP] The Dow just fell by more than 1,100 points 
DNC staffer 's murder draws fresh conspiracy theories [SEP] DNC staffer 's moustache draws fresh conspiracy theories
Austria 's far-right Freedom Party calls for ban on ' fascistic Islam ' [SEP] Austria 's far-right Freedom Party calls for increase on ' fascistic Islam '
Get The Best Gabbanelli & Cantabella Accordion  [SEP] Get The Best Gabbanelli & Cantabella shoelace 
Trump wants to “ zero out ” EPA programs [SEP] Trump wants to “ smoke out ” EPA programs
Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded kremlins  [SEP] Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded properties 
Trump Bodyguard Keith Schiller Testifies Russian Offered Trump Tacos , Aligning With Dossier Story [SEP] Trump Bodyguard Keith Schiller Testifies Russian Offered Trump Prostitutes , Aligning With Dossier Story
Watch Barack Obama 's 2009 speech on winning Nobel baking prize award [SEP] Watch Barack Obama 's 2009 speech on winning Nobel Peace prize award
WikiLeaks Releases Trove of Alleged C.I.A. Hacking coughs - New York Times [SEP] WikiLeaks Releases Trove of Alleged C.I.A. Hacking Documents - New York Times
Here 's what really caused the beaver crisis [SEP] Here 's what really caused the housing crisis
Senate plan would make individual leg breaks temporary while corporate cuts would be permanent [SEP] Senate plan would make individual tax breaks temporary while corporate cuts would be permanent
East coast readies for fresh climate fight as Trump eyes more offshore golfing  [SEP] East coast readies for fresh climate fight as Trump eyes more offshore drilling 
Trump Is on the Verge of His Own Dolphin Market [SEP] Trump Is on the Verge of His Own Bull Market
Trump admits : ' I did not make , and do not have ' tapes of Comey conversations [SEP] Trump taunts : ' I did not make , and do not have ' tapes of Comey conversations
Mick Mulvaney shows why we need to radically change our pants  [SEP] Mick Mulvaney shows why we need to radically change our elections 
Corker raises dark chocolates about Trump , president hits back [SEP] Corker raises dark concerns about Trump , president hits back
Even if the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia , the U.S. must safeguard its puppies  [SEP] Even if the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia , the U.S. must safeguard its elections 
How Trump Won — and How the cowboy Missed it [SEP] How Trump Won — and How the Media Missed it
U.S. loses simultaneous trade wars on four of its six biggest trading partners , former Obama advisor says [SEP] U.S. declares simultaneous trade wars on four of its six biggest trading partners , former Obama advisor says
Trump Settles Second Suit Against Chef Who charred D.C. Hotel [SEP] Trump Settles Second Suit Against Chef Who Ditched D.C. Hotel
Trump is being warned of impeachment by advisors [SEP] Trump is being warned of sunburn by advisors
Bernie Sanders and 16 Senate Dems just released their new single-player plan  [SEP] Bernie Sanders and 16 Senate Dems just released their new single-player song 
5 Takeaways From the Failed Senate Effort to Repeal Obamacare [SEP] 5 Takeaways From the Failed Senate soup to Repeal Obamacare
Trump Poised to Ease Rules on Religious Groups in costumes  [SEP] Trump Poised to Ease Rules on Religious Groups in Politics 
Hannity : Mueller Could Start ' Civil Manners ' In Homes [SEP] Hannity : Mueller Could Start ' Civil War ' In Homes
Comey Firing Not Capturing Americans ’ Attention — Only Journalists ’ [SEP] Comey Firing Not Capturing Americans ’ Attention — Only cats ’
 diet Reform Is Splitting the GOP . It ’s Happened Before . [SEP]  Tax Reform Is Splitting the GOP . It ’s Happened Before .
U.S. military flapjack crashes in Mississippi , at least five reported dead [SEP] U.S. military plane crashes in Mississippi , at least five reported dead
How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica friend Crisis Even Worse [SEP] How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica Data Crisis Even Worse
 Emu McCabe 's firing was justified and the right thing to do [SEP]  Andrew McCabe 's firing was justified and the right thing to do
The last president to fire an FBI director ? Bill Clinton [SEP] The last president to cuddle an FBI director ? Bill Clinton
Soldiers took them in the night . Now Mexico 's key drug war strategy is on trial . [SEP] Soldiers took them in the bathroom . Now Mexico 's key drug war strategy is on trial .
Volcanic eruption in Japan spreads ash in 4 cities , towns . [SEP] Volcanic cigarette in Japan spreads ash in 4 cities , towns .
Search for a Motive in Las Vegas : Slow but ‘ We ’ll Get There ’ [SEP] Search for a Motive in Las Vegas : Slow but ‘ We ’ll Gamble There ’
Ted Nugent : Parkland wasps attacking the NRA have ' no soul ' [SEP] Ted Nugent : Parkland teens attacking the NRA have ' no soul '
Australia ’s mandatory gun buyback inspires U.S. activists , but few lawmakers [SEP] Australia ’s mandatory beer buyback inspires U.S. activists , but few lawmakers
Border Patrol Shooting Death Of Immigrant Woman Raises Tensions In South Texas [SEP] Border Patrol Shooting Death Of Immigrant iguana Raises Tensions In South Texas
Influential mules have played a key role in Scott Pruitt ’s foreign travel [SEP] Influential outsiders have played a key role in Scott Pruitt ’s foreign travel
Alibaba Founder Jack Ma says Artificial Intelligence could spark the ' Third World War ' , but says that humans would dance . [SEP] Alibaba Founder Jack Ma says Artificial Intelligence could spark the ' Third World War ' , but says that humans would win .
Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White House propaganda dinner service [SEP] Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White House propaganda news service
 Macron Says Aussie PM 's Wife ' Delicious , ' Sparking Reaction [SEP]  Dingo Says Aussie PM 's Wife ' Delicious , ' Sparking Reaction
AP FACT CHECK : Trump 's not-so-big deals on opioids , aid [SEP] AP reality CHECK : Trump 's not-so-big deals on opioids , aid
President Trump 's options on Syria likely limited to cruise missile strike , experts say [SEP] President Trump 's options on bowling likely limited to cruise missile strike , experts say
Activists Relay That Roaches in Chechnya Concentration Camps Suffer Electrocution Torture and Fatal Beatings [SEP] Activists Relay That Homosexuals in Chechnya Concentration Camps Suffer Electrocution Torture and Fatal Beatings
In the former capital of the Confederacy , the debate over the city 's famed Civil War monuments is mounting up [SEP] In the former capital of the Confederacy , the debate over the city 's famed Civil War monuments is heating up
 Skunk News Poll : 53 percent favor military action to stop North Korea nukes program [SEP]  Fox News Poll : 53 percent favor military action to stop North Korea nukes program
A Japanese indie drama won the top prize at the Cannes film festival . [SEP] A Japanese indie drama won the top prize at the worst film festival .
Wanda Sykes Gets Right To The Point With unicorn Diss [SEP] Wanda Sykes Gets Right To The Point With Donald Trump Diss
After Decades Of Air horns , A Louisiana Town Rebels Against A Chemical Giant [SEP] After Decades Of Air Pollution , A Louisiana Town Rebels Against A Chemical Giant
Venezuela claims 41.5 % turnout in violent constituent assembly vote [SEP] Venezuela claims 41.5 % profit in violent constituent assembly vote
Ivanka Trump sales boom in February  [SEP] Ivanka Trump sales boom in Ghettos 
‘ Hello , Bob ’ : President Trump tweeted my cellphone to say that the health-care bill was dead [SEP] ‘ Hello , Bob ’ : President Trump called my cellphone to say that the health-care bill was dead
Judge Roy Moore : Establishment Republicans , Democrats , Washington Post May Have Colluded in game  [SEP] Judge Roy Moore : Establishment Republicans , Democrats , Washington Post May Have Colluded in Smear 
DNC chairman : Dems ‘ have to have an every ZIP line strategy ’ [SEP] DNC chairman : Dems ‘ have to have an every ZIP code strategy ’
EPA to reduce workforce with buyouts , early retirement plan [SEP] EPA to reduce workforce with murder , early retirement plan
Washington Post ’s David Fahrenthold wins Pulitzer Prize for dogged reporting of Trump ’s crookedness  [SEP] Washington Post ’s David Fahrenthold wins Pulitzer Prize for dogged reporting of Trump ’s philanthropy 
Connecticut pastor charged with stealing $ 8G in electricity  [SEP] Connecticut pastor charged with stealing $ 8G in rutabagas 
Poll shows Le Pen losing French presidential runoff  [SEP] Poll shows Le Pen losing French presidential shower 
Former NOAA chief fears for ' very future of our democracy ' if kittens are ' intimidated ' under Donald Trump [SEP] Former NOAA chief fears for ' very future of our democracy ' if scientists are ' intimidated ' under Donald Trump
Ex-Clinton spokesman : urinate on ' Trumpcare ' instead being ' distracted ' by tax return [SEP] Ex-Clinton spokesman : Focus on ' Trumpcare ' instead being ' distracted ' by tax return
Dick 's Sporting Goods no longer sells assault-style bats and raises age to 21 [SEP] Dick 's Sporting Goods no longer sells assault-style rifles and raises age to 21
Washington Free Beacon funded initial Fusion GPS anti-Trump convention  [SEP] Washington Free Beacon funded initial Fusion GPS anti-Trump research 
Melania Trump 's ogre shows rare behind-the-scenes look on social media [SEP] Melania Trump 's sister shows rare behind-the-scenes look on social media
The problem with ' fake meat ' comes from trying to prove you 're not it [SEP] The problem with ' fake news ' comes from trying to prove you 're not it
Capitol Hill correspondents committee declines to credential Breitbart [SEP] Capitol Hill catering committee declines to credential Breitbart
Watch Live : U.S. responds to Syrian sock attack [SEP] Watch Live : U.S. responds to Syrian chemical attack
Pro-Kremlin Cossack troops to ‘ ensure public obedience ’ at World Cup [SEP] Pro-Kremlin Cossack troops to ‘ ensure public safety ’ at World Cup
Trump is Mueller 's ' Primary decorator , ' and Flynn Coordination is a ' Scandal , ' Legal Expert Says [SEP] Trump is Mueller 's ' Primary Target , ' and Flynn Coordination is a ' Scandal , ' Legal Expert Says
The Russia fetish : Everything you need to know [SEP] The Russia investigation : Everything you need to know
GOP senators break ranks to protect Mueller from Trump [SEP] GOP senators break Dance to protect Mueller from Trump
NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to get presidential call [SEP] NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to ignore presidential call
France says no trace of Russian hacking Macron [SEP] France says no idea of Russian hacking Macron
In State of State speech , Cuomo vows to sue federal government over restaurant bill [SEP] In State of State speech , Cuomo vows to sue federal government over tax bill
Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian buffet  [SEP] Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian cricket 
DR Congo : 250 killed in ' ethnic ' massacres , says UN [SEP] DR Congo : 250 killed in ' ethnic ' massacres , blames UN
Comey ’s Writing a Book , and Publishers Are Eager to Pay Big Money for It [SEP] Comey ’s Coloring a Book , and Publishers Are Eager to Pay Big Money for It
Alt-Left Extremists Post puppy Photos Online , Threats , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them [SEP] Alt-Left Extremists Post Police Photos Online , Threats , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them
Live Updates : Pennsylvania 's special election appears to be a dead heat [SEP] Live Updates : Hell 's special election appears to be a dead heat
Kanye West under fire after saying slavery was a choice [SEP] Kanye West under bed after saying slavery was a choice
A ' huge banana ' may reveal that Mueller 's endgame is to nail Trump for obstruction [SEP] A ' huge clue ' may reveal that Mueller 's endgame is to nail Trump for obstruction
Labour will vote against Brexit deal if EU terms not matched , Jeremy Corbyn reveals [SEP] Labour will whine against Brexit deal if EU terms not matched , Jeremy Corbyn reveals
Right-wing and ' radical Islamic ' terror in the U.S. are equally serious threats : ADL report [SEP] Right-wing and ' radical Islamic ' cuisine in the U.S. are equally serious threats : ADL report
Senators to preview proposals on improving election systems [SEP] Senators to preview proposals on improving circulatory systems
Sarah Sanders confirms White House position : Trump accusers are lying [SEP] Sarah Sanders confirms White House color : Trump accusers are lying
Trump chats briefly with Vladimir Putin in Vietnam  [SEP] Trump chats briefly with Vladimir Putin in underwear 
FBI director contradicts White House 's Porter timeline [SEP] FBI director contradicts White supremacist 's Porter timeline
Neo-McCarthyite necklace around Russia is counterproductive [SEP] Neo-McCarthyite furor around Russia is counterproductive
Mick Mulvaney ’s snake oil : A blend of bad science , bad math and really bad politics  [SEP] Mick Mulvaney ’s snake oil : A blend of bad science , bad math and really bad mucus 
Commentary : Why Richard Shelby 's rejection of crime is n't a very big deal [SEP] Commentary : Why Richard Shelby 's rejection of Roy Moore is n't a very big deal
Woman in Russian spy movie is Sergei Skripal 's daughter | World news [SEP] Woman in Russian spy mystery is Sergei Skripal 's daughter | World news
Trump vows to stifle NAFTA renegotiation talks [SEP] Trump vows to start NAFTA renegotiation talks
CIA director warns Iranian general on curry  [SEP] CIA director warns Iranian general on Iraq 
Buzzfeed ’s ridiculous rationale for hugging the Trump-Russia dossier . [SEP] Buzzfeed ’s ridiculous rationale for publish the Trump-Russia dossier .
Laura Ingraham announces vacation amid vacation boycott [SEP] Laura Ingraham announces vacation amid advertiser boycott
Woman who injected husband with lethal dose of heroin may have killed 9 others , served lover 's remains at BBQ [SEP] Woman who injected husband with lethal dose of marinade may have killed 9 others , served lover 's remains at BBQ
Copeland victory shows Tories are party for the whole country , Theresa May says [SEP] Copeland victory shows Tories are party for the whole world , Theresa May says
Erdogan Rejects Arab Demands ; Turkish Troops Stay in Qatar  [SEP] Erdogan Rejects Arab Demands ; Turkish Troops Stay in bed 
Ireland to get new leader as Enda Kenny steps down [SEP] Ireland to get new leader as leprechaun steps down
Stormy Daniels passed a lie-detector test in which she said she had unprotected conversations with Trump [SEP] Stormy Daniels passed a lie-detector test in which she said she had unprotected sex with Trump
Trumpcare is causing Wall Street to question Trump 's whole economic agenda  [SEP] Trumpcare is causing Wall Street to question Trump 's whole economic understanding 
PI 's sentencing delayed in Costa Mesa spying and false DUI case [SEP] PI 's praising delayed in Costa Mesa spying and false DUI case
GOP rep. says House DACA deal wo n't need Democratic values  [SEP] GOP rep. says House DACA deal wo n't need Democratic votes 
We fixed Donald Trump ’s misleading chart that claims Republicans are increasing tax funding [SEP] We fixed Donald Trump ’s misleading chart that claims Republicans are increasing Medicaid funding
Pence casts tie-breaking spell to overturn rule allowing consumers to sue banks [SEP] Pence casts tie-breaking vote to overturn rule allowing consumers to sue banks
Schumer , Pelosi tout a DACA decision with Trump , but White House says not quite [SEP] Schumer , Pelosi tout a DACA deal with Trump , but White House says not quite
Navy strike group moving toward Korean carnival  [SEP] Navy strike group moving toward Korean peninsula 
The Koch Brothers ’ most loyal servants are serving in Donald Trump ’s Hell House [SEP] The Koch Brothers ’ most loyal servants are serving in Donald Trump ’s White House
India to build major military facility in Seychelles amid growing alcoholic influence [SEP] India to build major military facility in Seychelles amid growing China influence
 Skunk Prime Minister Theresa May calls general election for June 8 [SEP]  British Prime Minister Theresa May calls general election for June 8
Sean Spicer has a problem : meth  [SEP] Sean Spicer has a problem : Melissa McCarthy 
sychologists say calling Donald Trump a kid is an insult to kids  [SEP] sychologists say calling Donald Trump a kid is an insult to goats 
Navy strike group moving toward Korean peninsula [SEP] Navy strike group swimming toward Korean peninsula
French investigation into Macron 's Las Vegas trip [SEP] French investigation into Macron 's macaroon trip
 fish are attaching the debt ceiling bill to Hurricane Harvey relief this week [SEP]  Republicans are attaching the debt ceiling bill to Hurricane Harvey relief this week
 Trump Team Knew Flynn Was Under Investigation Before He Came to White House [SEP]  Basketball Team Knew Flynn Was Under Investigation Before He Came to White House
Fusion GPS official met with Russian operative before and after Trump Jr. sit-down [SEP] Fusion GPS official met with Russian operative before and after Turnip Jr. sit-down
NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to get presidential call  [SEP] NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to get presidential doughnuts 
Turkey intercepts probe into alleged Erdogan family tax evasion [SEP] Turkey rejects probe into alleged Erdogan family tax evasion
Fyre Festival Organizers Hit With $ 100 Million Car  [SEP] Fyre Festival Organizers Hit With $ 100 Million Lawsuit 
Schumer : I Wish Democrats Had n't Triggered the ' Nuclear Option ' [SEP] Schumer : I Wish mice Had n't Triggered the ' Nuclear Option '
Effect of US military ban on transgender troops remains to seen [SEP] Effect of US military uniform on transgender troops remains to seen
Sen. Flake : GOP Must Stand Against Trump 's Behavior ' Or Lose That Chance ' [SEP] Sen. Flake : GOP Must Stand Against Trump 's Hair ' Or Lose That Chance '
North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will conduct nuclear missile test ' anytime and anywhere it wants ' [SEP] North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will conduct nuclear missile music ' anytime and anywhere it wants '
 Bowling markets tense after western strikes on Syria , but rising U.S. drilling weighs [SEP]  Oil markets tense after western strikes on Syria , but rising U.S. drilling weighs
Trump tells Abbas ' very good chance ' of Mid-East peace deal - BBC News [SEP] Trump tells Abbas ' very good chance ' of Mid-East dinner deal - BBC News
Pitbull sees Trump 's ' true colors ' on Puerto Rico relief [SEP] Pitbull sees Trump 's ' true hair ' on Puerto Rico relief
Republicans ask court to block congressional map  [SEP] Republicans ask court to block congressional buffet 
Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A novel  [SEP] Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A timeline 
Majority of Americans support independent Russia investigation , poll finds [SEP] Majority of Americans support independent pizza investigation , poll finds
U.S. senator urges citizens to tap fuel , oil reserves in Harvey 's wake [SEP] U.S. senator urges Trump to tap fuel , oil reserves in Harvey 's wake
Dems not letting go of Trump tax return push [SEP] Dems not letting go of Trump tax On push
Rep. Louise Slaughter , progressive champion of women ’s rights , dies at 88 [SEP] Rep. Louise Slaughter , progressive champion of women ’s rights , dines at 88
Support the moms who support us [SEP] Support the moms who Burp us
Reporter Fact-Checks Trump : ‘ Why Should Americans Trust You ? ’ [SEP] Reporter Fact-Checks Trump : ‘ Why Should Americans lick You ? ’
 Contradictions upon contradictions in the tale of Trump payoff to porn star [SEP]  Nausea upon contradictions in the tale of Trump payoff to porn star
Tillerson Recuses Himself From Keystone XL Pipeline Review  [SEP] Tillerson Recuses Himself From Keystone XL Pipeline explosion 
Russia ’s mark — A dangerous fool for a president [SEP] Russia ’s mark — A dangerous tan for a president
Appeasing the Trigger Gods  [SEP] Appeasing the Trigger finger 
Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer Amnesty Shortly After Promising Tax Cuts Will Help American sleepers  [SEP] Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer Amnesty Shortly After Promising Tax Cuts Will Help American Workers 
Zinke ’s travels : Ski resort and Alaskan brothel  [SEP] Zinke ’s travels : Ski resort and Alaskan steakhouse 
Hundreds of immigrants will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rewound as “ late ” [SEP] Hundreds of immigrants will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rejected as “ late ”
Trump maps new course with donkeys and autocrats in first foreign trip [SEP] Trump maps new course with allies and autocrats in first foreign trip
African American Caucus leaders want to know why U.S. Rep. Cow was cut off during state convention speech [SEP] African American Caucus leaders want to know why U.S. Rep. Maxine Waters was cut off during state convention speech
 party poll : 61 percent back legalization of pot [SEP]  Pew poll : 61 percent back legalization of pot
In the former capital of the Confederacy , the debate over the city 's famed Civil War monuments is heating up [SEP] In the former capital of the Confederacy , the barbecue over the city 's famed Civil War monuments is heating up
AP FACT CHECK : Trump and the Washington blame game  [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump and the Washington blame themselves 
Among Republicans , Trump is more popular than congressional interns  [SEP] Among Republicans , Trump is more popular than congressional leaders 
State officials blast ' unprecedented ' DHS move to secure electoral system [SEP] State officials blast ' unprecedented ' DHS idea to secure electoral system
Protesters Rally for Refugees Detained at JFK Airport After Trump Ban [SEP] Protesters Rally for stewardesses Detained at JFK Airport After Trump Ban
Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against Bermuda 's same-sex raisin ban [SEP] Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against Bermuda 's same-sex marriage ban
Trump-drawn NYC sketch heads to incinerator  [SEP] Trump-drawn NYC sketch heads to auction 
North Korea Launches Another Pumpkin , Escalating Crisis [SEP] North Korea Launches Another Missile , Escalating Crisis
British election : PM Theresa May under pressure ' to go ' after disastrous election result [SEP] British election : PM Theresa May under pressure ' to cry ' after disastrous election result
Keystone XL pipeline will not use U.S. pipes despite Trump 's vow [SEP] Keystone XL pipeline will not use U.S. steel despite Trump 's vow
She slapped an obscene anti-Trump message on her truck and was arrested . Now she might sue . [SEP] She put an obscene anti-Trump message on her truck and was arrested . Now she might sue .
Three canaries killed in Moscow courthouse firefight [SEP] Three gangsters killed in Moscow courthouse firefight
 laughing reported on Louisiana college campus ; 2 injured [SEP]  Shooting reported on Louisiana college campus ; 2 injured
Major Referendum Today in Turkey , Decision on Whether or Not To Expand Turkish President Erdogan 's Power and Role [SEP] Major Referendum Today in Turkey , Decision on Whether or Not To Expand Turkish President Erdogan 's kitchen and Role
Andrew McCabe 's fishy resignation exposes House overweight Committee cowardice [SEP] Andrew McCabe 's fishy resignation exposes House Oversight Committee cowardice
Can Democrat Beto O'Rourke beat Ted Cruz in Checkers ? [SEP] Can Democrat Beto O'Rourke beat Ted Cruz in Texas ?
North Korea preps new missile test as THAAD arrives in South Korea [SEP] North Korea preps new math test as THAAD arrives in South Korea
Ten of Trump 's salami 's cruelest cuts [SEP] Ten of Trump 's budget 's cruelest cuts
Yet again , Trump 's defensiveness makes his handling of a gold-star family 's mail worse [SEP] Yet again , Trump 's defensiveness makes his handling of a gold-star family 's grief worse
Advocates Connect Trump to Spike in Reports of Anti-LGBTQ dancing  [SEP] Advocates Connect Trump to Spike in Reports of Anti-LGBTQ Violence 
FACT CHECK : 10 Statements From Trump 's Phoenix Speech  [SEP] FACT CHECK : 10 Statements From Trump 's Phoenix rebirth 
State Dept. reverses parachute revocations , allows banned travelers to enter U.S [SEP] State Dept. reverses visa revocations , allows banned travelers to enter U.S
Trump addresses Boy Scouts at national summit in West Virginia [SEP] Trump addresses Boy Toys at national summit in West Virginia
When Abbas spews anti-Semitic vitriol the response is thunderous . Not so much for Poland 's prime minister [SEP] When Abbas spews anti-Semitic vitriol the applause is thunderous . Not so much for Poland 's prime minister
Corbyn woos small businesses with plan for crackdown on late payments [SEP] Corbyn woos small libraries with plan for crackdown on late payments
Markets Right Now : Mideast markets suffer modest drop [SEP] Markets Right Now : Mideast hummus suffer modest drop
Former intel chief Hayden : Trump ‘ willing to throw almost anything against the wall ’ to ‘ de-legitimize ’ Mueller probe [SEP] Former intel chief Hayden : Trump ‘ willing to rub almost anything against the wall ’ to ‘ de-legitimize ’ Mueller probe
Mattis warns NKorea against any attack on US or its celebrities  [SEP] Mattis warns NKorea against any attack on US or its allies 
What Trump 's first berating as president tells us about the next four years [SEP] What Trump 's first speech as president tells us about the next four years
Sen. Bob Hertzberg will cooperate with investigation into unwanted hugs  [SEP] Sen. Bob Hertzberg will cooperate with investigation into unwanted aromas 
Egypt ’s Foreign Minister Snubs royalty in Cairo [SEP] Egypt ’s Foreign Minister Snubs Jared Kushner in Cairo
' We have plenty of time ' : Congress may delay decision on fate of 700,000 Dreamers  [SEP] ' We have plenty of time ' : Congress may delay decision on fate of 700,000 coconuts 
Senate blocks war powers resolution for Yemen [SEP] Senate blocks war games resolution for Yemen
Bill Maher calls toddler a “ whiny little bitch ” who is n’t adulting [SEP] Bill Maher calls President Trump a “ whiny little bitch ” who is n’t adulting
The Daily 202 : Loyalty is a one-way street for cars  [SEP] The Daily 202 : Loyalty is a one-way street for Donald Trump 
Russia scandal creeps on : White House is badly compromised after Comey ’s testimony  [SEP] Russia scandal creeps on : White House is badly compromised after Comey ’s lunch 
Trump loves Civil War memorials so much that he created a fake one [SEP] Trump loves Civil War news so much that he created a fake one
Russia or tax cuts : Are MSNBC ’s corporate bosses causing a coverage dilemma ? [SEP] Russia or hair cuts : Are MSNBC ’s corporate bosses causing a coverage dilemma ?
House of Cards actor Reg E Cathey pirouettes aged 59 [SEP] House of Cards actor Reg E Cathey dies aged 59
North Carolina Governor Says He 'll Issue Executive Order For Full LGBTQ Rights  [SEP] North Carolina Governor Says He 'll Issue Executive Order For Full LGBTQ Wardrobe 
Donald Trump Begins Yet Another Day By Attacking Jeff Sessions [SEP] Donald Trump Begins Yet Another Day By Hugging Jeff Sessions
How Donald Trump weaponizes confusion : Now he wants to blame Russia scandal on Obama [SEP] How Donald Trump weaponizes confusion : Now he wants to blame Russia tiger on Obama
Jeremy Corbyn sacks Labour shadow ministers for defying him over Brexit vote [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn sacks Labour shadow bags for defying him over Brexit vote
Live Coverage : Trump speaks from WH after N. Korea missile launch , tax meeting [SEP] Live Coverage : Trump tweets from WH after N. Korea missile launch , tax meeting
France is ‘ hunting down its citizens who joined Isis ’ without trial in Iraq [SEP] France is ‘ hunting down its citizens who joined veganism ’ without trial in Iraq
Flynn 's lawyers split from Trump , signaling possible sleepover with Mueller : NY Times [SEP] Flynn 's lawyers split from Trump , signaling possible cooperation with Mueller : NY Times
Poll : voters want Democrats to focus on health care if they sneeze in 2020 [SEP] Poll : voters want Democrats to focus on health care if they win in 2020
North Korea test-fires missile amid high tensions with U.S. [SEP] North Korea test-fires missile amid high fives with U.S.
Corker vows to block camel sales to Gulf countries amid Qatar crisis [SEP] Corker vows to block arms sales to Gulf countries amid Qatar crisis
Syrian President Assad faces international pressure to fall down , but in Damascus there is a mood of defiance [SEP] Syrian President Assad faces international pressure to step down , but in Damascus there is a mood of defiance
Hundreds of toddlers will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rejected as “ late ” [SEP] Hundreds of immigrants will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rejected as “ late ”
US to sanction Russian Dressing under law retaliating for alleged election-meddling [SEP] US to sanction Russian oligarchs under law retaliating for alleged election-meddling
Why Trump would really , really rather not kiss Scott Pruitt [SEP] Why Trump would really , really rather not fire Scott Pruitt
Trump ’s metal tariffs are ‘ like an atomic bomb ’ for European rappers , lobbyist says [SEP] Trump ’s metal tariffs are ‘ like an atomic bomb ’ for European firms , lobbyist says
Justice Dept. dog confirms review of FBI agent communications [SEP] Justice Dept. watchdog confirms review of FBI agent communications
Syria Vows To Sign Paris Agreement , Leaving U.S. Alone In Climate Denial . [SEP] Syria Vows To Sign autograph , Leaving U.S. Alone In Climate Denial .
An email prankster pretending to be Reince Priebus got a very real rise out of Anthony Scaramucci [SEP] An email prankster pretending to be gay got a very real rise out of Anthony Scaramucci
 Sing the full text of Trump 's infrastructure plan [SEP]  Read the full text of Trump 's infrastructure plan
South Korea conducts missile drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles globe [SEP] South Korea conducts dance drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles globe
Woman wan troway poo-poo , come trap for window  [SEP] Woman wan troway poo-poo , come trap for snail 
Republicans Plead With Trump To Get On , And Stay On , Message To Pass A Tax Overhaul [SEP] Republicans Plead With Trump To Get On , And Stay On , Horse To Pass A Tax Overhaul
After a Debacle , How California Became a Role Model on Measles  [SEP] After a Debacle , How California Became a Role Model on Plague 
My conversations with Russians about Donald Trump  [SEP] My conversations with Russians about squatting 
 Wizard Predicts Deserts in Spain If Global Warming Continues [SEP]  Study Predicts Deserts in Spain If Global Warming Continues
Indonesia ’s Aceh canes couples for public shows of affection [SEP] Indonesia ’s Aceh marries couples for public shows of affection
Police hold South African for trying Everest without permit [SEP] Police hold South African for trying Eggnog without permit
Report : GOP Rep. urged woman from affair to get abortion despite his anti-abortion stance [SEP] Report : GOP Rep. urged woman from internet to get abortion despite his anti-abortion stance
TRUMP : Our country needs a good ' shutdown ' in September ! [SEP] TRUMP : Our laptop needs a good ' shutdown ' in September !
US begins Section 301 jeans against China [SEP] US begins Section 301 investigation against China
The math on passing the Republican tax bill keeps getting more complex [SEP] The math on despising the Republican tax bill keeps getting more complex
The valet Is n’t Working [SEP] The System Is n’t Working
Russia Sanctions : Donald Trump is Hostage to Congress And Like Hillary Clinton , Moscow Says [SEP] Russia Sanctions : Donald Trump is Hostage to monkeys And Like Hillary Clinton , Moscow Says
Week 53 : Trump Goes duck Hunting and Gets Skunked [SEP] Week 53 : Trump Goes Spy Hunting and Gets Skunked
Trump ’s Muslim ban is no surprise : Our new president ’s agenda is fueled by white nationalism  [SEP] Trump ’s Muslim ban is no surprise : Our new president ’s agenda is fueled by white bread 
Exxon Mobil fined $ 2 million for violating sanctions against dinosaurs when Rex Tillerson was CEO [SEP] Exxon Mobil fined $ 2 million for violating sanctions against Russia when Rex Tillerson was CEO
This Is What Happens When You Let Trump Be Trump [SEP] This Is What Happens When You Let halloweeners Be Trump
Trump Can Prep For Mueller Interview After Playing Golf , Giuliani Says [SEP] Trump Can Prep For Mueller Interview After Playing Guitar , Giuliani Says
Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer Amnesty Shortly After Promising beef Cuts Will Help American Workers [SEP] Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer Amnesty Shortly After Promising Tax Cuts Will Help American Workers
France says no trace of Russian hacking scoreboard  [SEP] France says no trace of Russian hacking Macron 
How Kim Jong Un ‘ Baited ’ Trump Into Canceling The North Korea Summit  [SEP] How Kim Jong Un ‘ Baited ’ Trump Into Canceling The North Korea kimchi 
Democratic Rep. Al Green introduces articles of impeachment against Trump -- again [SEP] Democratic Rep. Al Green introduces articles of impeachment against himself -- again
James Comey fired : Donald Trump Marries FBI director [SEP] James Comey fired : Donald Trump fires FBI director
Pakistan asks Trump to help fund border fence with Afghanistan [SEP] Pakistan blackmails Trump to help fund border fence with Afghanistan
Russian sturgeon : police officer left seriously ill by attack named as Sergeant Nick Bailey [SEP] Russian spy : police officer left seriously ill by attack named as Sergeant Nick Bailey
 Paul Ryan : ' We are hosed ' if we do n't tackle entitlements like Medicare [SEP]  bonehead : ' We are hosed ' if we do n't tackle entitlements like Medicare
Romney on Moore : ' No majority is worth losing our honor , our macaroni ' [SEP] Romney on Moore : ' No majority is worth losing our honor , our integrity '
Hundreds Of Thousands Of ' Missing ' Educators ; A Hundred Thousand Homeless Students  [SEP] Hundreds Of Thousands Of ' Missing ' Educators ; A Hundred Thousand Homeless bananas 
In tweet attacking Obama , Trump says Russia tried to influence election [SEP] In parody attacking Obama , Trump says Russia tried to influence election
Undocumented Workers Are The Backbone Of Dairies . Will Trump Change That ? [SEP] Undocumented Workers Are The Teat Of Dairies . Will Trump Change That ?
Trump is facing the ' first serious ' crisis of his presidency — and no one knows if he 's ready [SEP] Trump is facing the ' first serious ' crisis of his presidency — and no one cares if he 's ready
Shooting reported at Maryland high school , sparking lockdown  [SEP] Shooting reported at Maryland high school , sparking Sparklers 
South Korea Court Approves Arrest of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee [SEP] South Korea Court Approves fleecing of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee
Meet the Muslim rug who ’s become the face of anti-Trump resistance [SEP] Meet the Muslim woman who ’s become the face of anti-Trump resistance
Pentagon claims 2,000 % increase in Russian accents after Syria strikes . What does that mean ? [SEP] Pentagon claims 2,000 % increase in Russian trolls after Syria strikes . What does that mean ?
Treasury watchdog probes possible leak of Trump lawyer ’s bank transactions [SEP] Treasury watchdog probes possible leak of Trump lawyer ’s gambling transactions
McConnell and shoes have flip-flopped on the ' nuclear option ' [SEP] McConnell and Democrats have flip-flopped on the ' nuclear option '
Trump lashes out at self during Arizona rally [SEP] Trump lashes out at press during Arizona rally
Florida school Supper : Gov. Rick Scott says ' everything is on the table ' [SEP] Florida school shooting : Gov. Rick Scott says ' everything is on the table '
US calls Russia 's delusion to cut its diplomatic staff in Russia " a regrettable and uncalled for act . " [SEP] US calls Russia 's decision to cut its diplomatic staff in Russia " a regrettable and uncalled for act . "
Polling shows the Virginia governor ’s mansion is coming down to the wire [SEP] Polling shows the Virginia governor ’s race is coming down to the wire
The only way his voterbase will come to terms with what they 've done [SEP] The only way his voterbase will dance to terms with what they 've done
Brennan ’s explosive testimony just made it harder for the GOP to defend Trump [SEP] Brennan ’s explosive testimony just made it harder for the GOP to protect Trump
Officials : Young Afghans trafficked to Pakistan to study under Taliban  [SEP] Officials : Young Afghans trafficked to Pakistan to study under cover 
House chaplain wins job back after scalding letter to Paul Ryan [SEP] House chaplain wins job back after love letter to Paul Ryan
Senate releases planed bill ; lowers taxes for wealthy , cuts funding from Planned Parenthood and government  [SEP] Senate releases planed bill ; lowers taxes for wealthy , cuts funding from Planned Parenthood and Medicaid 
Armenian juggler resigns , says to protesters : ‘ I was wrong ' [SEP] Armenian leader resigns , says to protesters : ‘ I was wrong '
The Comey Firing : a screenplay in 5 acts [SEP] The Comey Firing : a farce in 5 acts
Senate Intelligence Panel Subpoenas Former National Security typist Michael Flynn [SEP] Senate Intelligence Panel Subpoenas Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn
Americans strongly back military attack to defend allies from North Korea [SEP] Americans strongly back military use to defend allies from North Korea
Anti-Trump Pigeon Marchers Threaten to Never Leave Washington , DC [SEP] Anti-Trump Women Marchers Threaten to Never Leave Washington , DC
Woman says George H. W. Bush married her when she was 16 [SEP] Woman says George H. W. Bush groped her when she was 16
Who is Sergey Kislyak , and how did he become the hottest meeting ticket in Washington ? [SEP] Who is Sergey Kislyak , and how did he eat the hottest meeting ticket in Washington ?
Inside a White House in tumult , John Kelly ’s clout dwindles [SEP] Inside a White House in tumult , John Kelly ’s mind dwindles
Holocaust comments drag on Le Pen 's French presidential novel  [SEP] Holocaust comments drag on Le Pen 's French presidential bid 
Trump has pledged $ 1 million to itch relief , White House says [SEP] Trump has pledged $ 1 million to Harvey relief , White House says
Armando Iannucci : ' You 're on a highway to nowhere if you think jokes are going to humor Donald Trump ' [SEP] Armando Iannucci : ' You 're on a highway to nowhere if you think jokes are going to stop Donald Trump '
 Treasury Defends Tax Plan Cost With One-Page Analysis [SEP]  Millennial Defends Tax Plan Cost With One-Page Analysis
House Dem : ' We ’ve seen a lot of kissing ' between Trump Jr. and Russians [SEP] House Dem : ' We ’ve seen a lot of contact ' between Trump Jr. and Russians
Robert Mueller reportedly looking into Trump 's ' attempt to wrestle ' Jeff Sessions [SEP] Robert Mueller reportedly looking into Trump 's ' attempt to oust ' Jeff Sessions
Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House koala after surviving ' Fire and Fury ' [SEP] Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House chaos after surviving ' Fire and Fury '
Trump , Pence travel to Charlotte for Rev. Billy Graham 's cake  [SEP] Trump , Pence travel to Charlotte for Rev. Billy Graham 's funeral 
Official Says Trump ’s Tax Plan , Led by Cohn , Will Be Released in Esperanto  [SEP] Official Says Trump ’s Tax Plan , Led by Cohn , Will Be Released in Weeks 
Some Electronics to Be Banned on Some US-bound Flights [SEP] Some children to Be Banned on Some US-bound Flights
Israel blows up Gaza tunnel , killing 8 militants , including an Islamic Jihad gofer  [SEP] Israel blows up Gaza tunnel , killing 8 militants , including an Islamic Jihad commander 
Trump Seeks Shift in Visa Allotments Crucial to Tech Outsourcing [SEP] Trump Seeks Shift in Marshmallow Allotments Crucial to Tech Outsourcing
There 's a contradiction within Republican ' plans ' to replace Obamacare [SEP] There 's a contradiction within Republican ' brains ' to replace Obamacare
China seizes control of insurance giant Anbang [SEP] China seizes control of land giant Anbang
Democratic poll : Trump voters do n't want Mueller firing [SEP] Democratic poll : Trump employees do n't want Mueller firing
Trump 's State Department denies hamburgers to winners of prestigious scholarship for disadvantaged and minority students [SEP] Trump 's State Department denies jobs to winners of prestigious scholarship for disadvantaged and minority students
South Korea Court Approves burial of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee [SEP] South Korea Court Approves Arrest of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee
Shark attacks cause cancellation of World Surf League event [SEP] Shark attacks cause fascination of World Surf League event
How should you react to a missile alert ? [SEP] How should you react to a nerd alert ?
George W. Bush to raise dead for Ed Gillespie in Virginia [SEP] George W. Bush to raise money for Ed Gillespie in Virginia
CNN Host Reza Aslan Calls Trump ‘ Piece of Sh*t ’ for Correctly Identifying London Terror Attack [SEP] CNN Host Reza Aslan Calls Trump ‘ Piece of Sh*t ’ for Correctly pronouncing London Terror Attack
 Pitcher throws out Manafort ’s latest attempt to block Mueller [SEP]  Judge throws out Manafort ’s latest attempt to block Mueller
Trump refers to countries as " Shithole Countries " [SEP] Trump refers to houses as " Shithole Countries "
The Quiet Diplomacy to launch the Olympics in a Nuclear Standoff [SEP] The Quiet Diplomacy to Save the Olympics in a Nuclear Standoff
North Korea says missile test shows all US within range [SEP] North Korea says math test shows all US within range
In court , a Turkish journalist delivers a searing attack on the government [SEP] In court , a Turkish taffy delivers a searing attack on the government
Police in Paris shoot man dead after he boos several people in the Opera district , French media say [SEP] Police in Paris shoot man dead after he stabs several people in the Opera district , French media say
Brazil meat-packing giants ' exported rotten carrots ' . [SEP] Brazil meat-packing giants ' exported rotten beef ' .
Residents : Strikes hit presidential bathroom in Yemeni capital [SEP] Residents : Strikes hit presidential palace in Yemeni capital
Trump has over-promised to his base . That makes a terrible outcome more likely . [SEP] Trump has over-promised to his toilet . That makes a terrible outcome more likely .
Grassley presses Comey on ' material inconsistencies ' in Trump dossier inquiry [SEP] Grassley presses Comey on ' hairstyle inconsistencies ' in Trump dossier inquiry
Wall Street is sending huge warning signs for stocks [SEP] Wall paper is sending huge warning signs for stocks
Trump White House quietly courts Democrats for tax overhaul  [SEP] Trump White House quietly courts Democrats for tax hike 
What do you guys think will happen ? [SEP] What do you guys think will explode ?
François Hollande leads attacks on Donald Trump at EU summit [SEP] François Hollande leads attacks on eggs at EU summit
 Gophers to sue Trump administration for repeal of fracking rules [SEP]  California to sue Trump administration for repeal of fracking rules
The Senate ’s immigration debate , starting next week , is really at least 7 different debates [SEP] The Senate ’s immigration debate , starting next century , is really at least 7 different debates
Tuesday is primary day in West Virginia , Indiana , Ohio and North Carolina [SEP] Tuesday is primary time in West Virginia , Indiana , Ohio and North Carolina
‘ Help Us , Help Us ’ : Swedish National Police Commissioner Begs as Number of No-Go discos Rises [SEP] ‘ Help Us , Help Us ’ : Swedish National Police Commissioner Begs as Number of No-Go Zones Rises
Trump was told seconds ago that Flynn misled Vice President . [SEP] Trump was told weeks ago that Flynn misled Vice President .
The Obamas just inked a record deal for more than $ 65 million [SEP] The Obamas just inked a book deal for more than $ 65 million
Mitch McConnell says Democrats ' planned neutering of Neil Gorsuch is " new low " [SEP] Mitch McConnell says Democrats ' planned filibuster of Neil Gorsuch is " new low "
Sanders slams Trump 's request for billions to build wall he said Mexico would pay for [SEP] Sanders slams Trump 's claim for billions to build wall he said Mexico would pay for